"♪Translated by Jonathan Papish and   XQ2☻♥" "Once upon a time there was a Monkey King called Sun Wukong, who had remarkable magic powers." "He wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace and angered the Jade Emperor." "Insolent monkey, how dare you violate Heaven's rules?" "!" "Submit, or else!" "Hmph!" "In your face!" "Quick, get him!" "Nezha to the rescue!" "Shoot your arrows!" "Down you go!" "The Monkey King utterly destroyed Heaven's Army." "But Buddha could not tolerate his contempt of the Heavenly Court." "Ever since then, Sun Wukong has been buried under Wu Xing Mountain, for almost 500 years.☻" "Don't worry, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven won't die." "He's just asleep." "It'll be dark soon, everybody hurry!" " Yes, we know!" " Good!" "Stragglers keep up and mind your step!" "It's all right... careful." "Mountain Trolls are coming!" "Mountain Trolls!" "Quick, downhill!" "What's that?" "A baby!" "Poor child." "Where'd you come from?" "Poor baby." "Amitabha* Buddha." "(Infinite Light)" "Edited and Directed by Tian Xiaopeng" "All right!" " Great!" " Wow!" "♪ The Great Sage Sun Wukong," " ♪ fights against the Heavenly King." " Great!" "Yeah!" " ♪ But Sun Wukong is immortal." " Jiang Liuer!" "You again?" "!" "Fa Ming, look after your disciple!" "Don't let me see you again!" "Sun Wukong to the rescue!" ""You God, whatever your name is"" ""Hairy old Jade Emperor, you'll get a taste of my staff!"" " Shifu*?" "(Master)" " Liuer, what are you up to?" "I'm... begging for alms!" "Amitabha Buddha..." "Liuer..." "I wish you'd stop your fooling and steady your mind." "Your Shifu* can't take care of you forever." "Shifu*!" "(Master)" "If we Monks only worry about how to fill our bellies from day to day, how are we different from anyone else?" "Sure we're different." "Begging is just the start of becoming a monk." ""Meditate, chant sutras, practise Zen..."" ""avoid arrogance and rashness, be natural and spontaneous."" "Look at your Shifu*, don't I look fine?" "Mountain Trolls are causing trouble all over." "Chanting sutras isn't gonna scare them away." "How would you scare them off?" "I wanna learn kick-boxing and fight the Mountain Trolls." "Shut your mouth!" "Jiang Liuer, listen to me carefully." "In order to emancipate all beings we must start small:" "meditating, practising Zen, begging for alms, learning to see the world in a flower, a Bodhisattva in a leaf." "Only then can we confidently know and see that all is illusion." "Life originates in your self, appearances are created by your mind." "One stupid thought undoes all wisdom." "Stop thinking about fighting and killing." " Now, you should..." " I know, chant sutras, practise Zen..." "Wrong!" "Keep begging for alms." "Yes, Shifu*." "The Mountain Trolls are coming!" "Shoot your arrows!" "Onward!" "Liuer!" "Liuer?" "Jiang Liuer!" "One, two, four... 48, altogether." "This one's too old, get rid of him!" " But boss, we're still short one baby girl." " One baby girl coming up!" "Here's a baby girl!" "Liuer, what are you up to?" "Little kids shouldn't..." " Shifu*, run!" " What's going on?" " C'mon, Shifu*!" " Liuer!" " What horrible mess have you gotten us into?" " This way, Shifu!" "Shifu*!" "Liuer, run!" "Run!" " Where's the kid?" " Here!" "You idiot!" "Liuer, where are you?" "Liuer!" "Run!" "Where'd that beastly monkey come from?" "What are you staring at?" "Get him!" "Horsey." "Buddha, old boy, you trapped me for 500 years, wasn't that enough?" "Don't forget." "I'm the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!" "The Great Sage Equal to Heaven?" "Who's there?" "Come out and show yourself!" "Right now!" "You again?" "!" "Are you really the Great Sage Equal to Heaven?" "Yeah, so?" "He really IS the Great Sage!" "Don't follow me, you little fart!" "Great Sage!" "Oh, that way..." "Thank you Woodland Pixie." "Great Sage, wait for me!" "Great Sage, what are you doing here?" "N-nothing." "Great Sage, I just saw you talking to Buddha's statue." "Then you must've met..." "Let's see you follow me up here, you little fart!" "Great Sage." "You must have met Buddha." "Do you think Buddha can hear me when I recite sutras?" "Yeah, he hears you, alright!" "The old boy loves to poke his nose in everyone's business." "Great Sage, you must know a lot of magic." "I just know it!" "The Great Sage Equal to Heaven:" "Sun Wukong!" "Body of steel and eyes of fire." "Immortal shapeshifter who mastered 72 Transformations, and can teleport himself 108,000 miles in a single Cloud Somersault!" "Each hair can become an entire clone of you." "Just pluck and blow." "Hey, how come no clones?" "Oh right, you also have the Gold Banded Rod." "They say it weighs 13,600 pounds!" "Great Sage, where's your Gold Banded Rod?" "In the puppet show, you hid it in your ear." "Let me see!" "Let me see!" "You stupid little fart!" "All this chatter along the way, will make my brain explode!" "Can't you leave me in peace?" "Alright." "No more about the Gold Banded Rod!" "Great Sage, does the God Erlang really have three eyes?" "Cool!" "Great Sage, is Juling the River God as strong as all that?" "Yes..." "Are the Four Heavenly Kings really brothers?" "No, they're sisters." " Then is Nezha a boy?" " He's a girl." " Does the Pagoda Bearing God live in his pagoda?" " No!" " Do other people live in it?" " Aww, no!" "Insolent Sun Wukong, I am the Mountain God." "Buddha left you in my custody, how dare you go AWOL?" "!" "If you know who I am, you should also know that when..." "Sun, The Great Sage, is out and about you'd best get outta his way!" "Sun Wukong, the talisman's spell still blocks your powers." "You're just a common, smelly monkey, and nothing to brag about." "With one punch, I could..." "Halt, demon monkey!" "[Om Mani Padme Hum]" " The talisman!" "Where do you think you're going?" "Don't move." "Great Sage, look!" "(The talisman)" "[Om mani padme hum:" "Sanskrit]" "You sure got the wrong end of the stick from that thing in Wu Xing Mountain!" "Could it be that monkey Keeper of the Heavenly Horses?" "My Lord, do you mean that hairy monkey was Sun Wukong?" "I'll go see for myself, what tricks he has up his sleeve." "Great Sage?" "You're here too?" "I thought I'd never see you again." "Um, I put you down on the mountain, then I remember falling off the cliff..." "Then a big, weird fish tried to eat us..." "Oh, I know!" "The Great Sage saved us!" "The Great Sage saved us!" "Great Sage!" "Thank you for saving us." "No, no!" "Shifu said monks can't eat meat." "You're a monk?" "I'm a novice, Jiang Liuer." "Me and my Master, Fa Ming, live in Chang'an City." "My..." "What were you doing at Wu Xing Mountain?" "It was those evil Mountain Trolls, they steal little children." "I ran into her by accident and then, the Mountain Trolls chased us, that's how we ended up here." "Those evil Mountain Trolls!" "But it's all right, now, with the Great Sage there's nothing to fear!" "Did I ever say I'd protect you?" "Once we're off this mountain, you go your way and I'll go mine!" "But, Great Sage..." "Careful, it's hot!" "Great Sage?" "It's fine!" "I'm alright." "Silly girl!" "Great Sage, there's a temple!" "Great Sage!" "Great Sage, the Buddha has materialized!" "Buddha?" "Om Mani Padme Hum!" "Om Mani Padme Hum!" "Om Mani Padme Hum!" "Put her down, demon!" "This is Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!" "Great Sage Equal to Heaven?" "!" "Look at that matted hair!" "If he's the Great Sage, then I'm still Admiral Tianpeng of Heaven's Navy!" "He actually thinks he is Sun Wukong!" "Gimme a hand, kid, hold this." "And watch me teach this 'Great Sage' a lesson." "En garde, monkey!" "It's really him!" "You stinking monkey!" "You're the one who threw me down from Heaven." "Left me here to starve for 500 years." "Look how skinny I've become!" "You'll pay for this with your life!" "I got your revenge right here, come and get it." "Smelly monkey, don't go yet, I have more kungfu skills." "Stop!" "He's gone away." "I'll spare you today, but stay outta my sight!" "Scared to chase him, huh?" "Nonsense, how can I find him in this big old forest?" "He's too fast." "It seems, Admiral Tianpeng isn't even as powerful as a Woodland Pixie." "What?" "Woodland Pixie?" "!" "I've commanded Heavenly Hosts of tens of thousands." "I can transform into 36 shapes." "That smelly monkey hasn't bathed in 500 years." "I can sniff him out by his B.O.!" "Watch carefully, kids." "I'll transform into the Heavenly Hound and catch him!" "Yeah..." "That's the Howling Hound of Heaven, alright." " Let's go catch the Great Sage!" " Seriously?" "Didn't he go the other way?" "The Great Sage is over there!" "Great Sage!" "Great Sage, wait!" "Great Sage!" "Admiral Tianpeng wants to challenge you." "Strange." "He was just here." "Great Sage, do you both know each other?" "Is he really Admiral Tianpeng of Heaven's Navy?" " I kinda think he looks like a..." " A pig." "He's a lot better looking now than he used to be." "But his 36 transformations are pretty awesome!" "That's a piece of cake." "And he can't old them for long." "Uncle Pig, there you are!" "I didn't think you'd dare come." "You just don't let up!" "Alright, let's fight!" "Cool!" "You look just like me." "Only, your belly is bigger." "Awesome!" "Shapeshift again!" "Great Sage, look!" "Get away!" "Stay there!" "Don't move!" "Nobody move!" "Great Sage, you scared him off." "You were just about to be eaten!" "Do you realize?" "Why did you provoke that white dragon?" "It's all your fault, you demon pig, I should feed you to the dragon!" "What?" "It's just a dragon!" "Great Sage, let him go." "It was my fault." " Too late!" " Please don't!" "Why do you always defend him?" "His ear is all red!" "Great Sage, the dragon flew away!" "Monkey, let me go!" "I'm getting annoyed at you!" "Now, you're making me mad." "Really mad!" "Dragons can really fly!" "Freedom." "It's so great." "It'd be great if I could fly." "What's the big deal about flying?" "I can fly." "Then I could fly over the mountains and find my Shifu*." "And take this silly girl home." "If one day you're strong enough, and brave enough," "then you can accomplish all that." "Great Sage, you really mean that?" "Great Sage!" "You've been to the Dragon Palace." "Is the Dragon King huge?" "He's big alright, but real stingy." "Right." "Great Sage, are there lots of dragons in the world?" "Sure, wherever there's water, there's dragons." "Looks like a house up ahead." "They must have food!" "Little Shifu*, wait for me!" "(Young master)" "Great Sage, come on!" "Great Sage, hurry up!" "Stay here, don't move!" "Welcome... aahh!" "Pardon me, is anybody home?" "Anybody here?" "Where is everybody?" "Coming..." "Anyone here?" "Sir, we are travelers." "Can we spend the night here?" "Uh, spend... what?" "We're such neglectful hosts!" "Don't mind him." "He's got a screw loose." "Young Shifu*, where are you headed?" "We're going to Chang'an City." "What an adorable baby!" "Go get some tea." "Chang'an City, huh?" "Young Shifu*, you mustn't go to Chang'an City." "I heard it's under attack by Trolls." "Demons!" "Demons!" "Demons!" "Demons!" "Demons!" "Madam, don't be afraid." "They're good people." " Good people?" " They just look a bit weird." "He said you look weird!" "Don't worry." "We'll just stay the night and be gone by morning." " Really?" " Really!" " Th-then follow me." " Thank you, Ma'am." "No problem." "Hey, you hairy monkey, stop acting like a hairy ape!" "We're honored to have you as guests in our humble home." "A bed!" "Please rest gentlemen, let me know if you need anything." "Don't stand there like an idiot, go do something!" "Why's this kid constantly crying?" "Silly girl, don't cry." "Sleep now, hm?" "Look." "A Great Sage doll, just for you." "With him protecting you, there's nothing to fear." " Huh?" " Go to sleep." "You waste of space!" "It's so quiet here." "I'm used to forest sounds, and I can't sleep without them." "You've only been in the forest a few days." "I'm the one who can't sleep." "I guess so..." "Great Sage, once I find my Shifu* and this girl gets back home, where will you go?" " Huaguo Shan*." " Huaguo Shan*?" "(Flower Fruit Mountain)" "I know that place from the puppet show." "The story says Huaguo Shan is an enchanted place." "A whole mountain full of fruit trees, flowers and grass." "It's surrounded by hills and rivers and it's spring all year long." "Yeah, and it says the peaches are as big as rice bowls." "You believe everything in puppet shows?" "Actually, they're as big as a washbasin." "A washbasin?" "!" "How far is Huaguo Shan*?" " About 108,000 li*." " I'd have to walk a lifetime." "But what does the Great Sage care about distance?" "That's right!" "With one somersault I'd..." "Great Sage... once I get the little girl home, I promise I'll chant sutras, because you said Buddha will hear me." "I'll ask him to restore your supernatural powers." "You little fart, chattering on all the time..." "You're apt to annoy the old boy with your gibberish and he'll add more time to my sentence." "Maybe one day..." "What are you doing here?" "Why are you so tense?" "Stealing food again, huh?" "Any activity upstairs?" "Oh, by the way..." "Why are you still standing there like an idiot?" "Come with me!" "You know..." "I find it odd." "How powerful can that monkey be?" "Why all these precautions?" "Don't you think our lord's being overly cautious?" "I'm talking to you!" "I think we could take him down, right now." "Where are you going?" "Wait!" "I was just thinking out loud, you fool." "If you ruin our lord's plans, your life is over." "I said, wait!" "Stupid pig, how dare you trick me!" "Help!" "You think you can fool the grandaddy of all tricksters?" "Watch out!" "Young Shifu*, where do you think you're going?" "Save the kids!" "Hey, no bum biting!" "RUN!" "GO!" "Let's get outta here!" "Where's that monkey?" "Great Sage, this way!" "To the boat!" "Faster!" "Hold her." "Great Sage!" "Great Sage, look." "Put her down." "Hmph!" "Great Sage Equal to Heaven!" "He's just a useless monkey." "Young Shifu*, you're quite naughty for a monk." "Sun Wukong, this just isn't your day." "Great Sage." "We have to save the little girl." "I can't help you." " But, Great Sage..." " I said, I can't help you!" "I can't be responsible for that kid." "Easy, monkey." "Don't call me monkey!" "Shut your mouth, you stupid pig!" "But, you're the only one who can save her, now." "I'll go save her." "Young Shifu*, wait!" "Monkey, young Shifu* has run off." "Monkey!" "That damned monkey!" "I ache all over." "Hurry, or we'll miss the Lord's sacrificial offering." "Great Sage, let's go save the silly girl!" "I..." "I can't help you." "I can't help!" "I can't..." "Great Sage!" "Great Sage!" "Look, I still have the Great Sage doll." "Would you like it?" "With him protecting you, there's nothing to fear." "Monkey." "Monkey!" "Are you still alive?" "Say something." "I know you're feeling upset." "But..." "Don't forget, you are the Great Sage Equal to Heaven." "The Great Sage Equal to Heaven:" "Sun Wukong!" "Body of steel and eyes of fire." "Immortal shapeshifter who mastered 72 Transformations, and can teleport himself 108,000 miles in a single Cloud Somersault!" "Pig!" "Come with me." "♪ On Wu Xing Mountain there are temples" "♪ Along rivers and under rooftops" "♪ We use the essence of boys and girls" "♪ In our great quest for The Elixir of Immortality." ""This little piggy went to market"" ""This little piggy stayed home"" "Young Shifu*, what a coincidence!" "Ooh... tough guy!" "C'mon, this side, now." "Liuer, are you alright?" "Shifu*, how'd you get here?" "I went to hell and back to find you." "Let's get you out of here." "And don't run off again!" "I'll meditate, practise Zen, beg for alms, I promise!" "Monks who try to fool Buddha will be punished." "This is our punishment!" "Shifu*, look!" "So many children!" "Why are you standing there like idiots?" "Shifu*!" "Silly girl!" "My Lord, time's running out." "Sun Wukong, you keep spoiling my plans over and over." "Liuer!" "Where is that coward Sun Wukong?" "He's not a coward!" "Spit it out!" "Where is he?" "The Great Sage, he came!" "The Great Sage Equal to Heaven is real!" "Damned monkey!" "Demon!" "Sun Wukong is here, you'd better..." "Admiral Tianpeng is here!" "Demon, you're in big trouble now!" "Pig, be careful!" "Huh!" "Glass jaw." "Get away from those kids!" "Great Sage!" "Sun Wukong..." "How does this taste compared to your Immortality Peaches?" "I said... leave them alone!" "Great Sage!" "Let me go!" "Great Sage!" "I'm fine." "Let me catch my breath, then we'll all go." "Catch!" "Don't lose it again." "Run!" "Hurry!" " Shifu, I'll go help the Great Sage!" " Liuer!" "Be careful." "I will!" "Great Sage, what can I do to help?" "Who told you to come back?" "What did you come for?" "Go away!" "But you promised we'd leave together." "Silly boy." "You forgot I'm the Great Sage Equal To Heaven." "I can't die." "Great Sage!" "♥" "Great Sage!" "Jiang Liuer, what are you doing?" " Jiang Liuer!" " Eat this!" "Stop!" "You big fat bug, here I am, come and get me!" "Jiang Liuer!" "Jiang Liuer!" "You stupid kid!" "Jiang Liuer!" "Great Sage!" "Jiang Liuer..." "Jiang Liuer!" "Great Sage!" "Great Sage!" "♪Translated by Jonathan Papish and   XQ2☻♥"