"Nanny, what's with the young miss?" "Such innovative style?" "Just spicing up the routine" "We've been here at least 100 times this month lt gets boring she needs stimulation" "Make way... make way!" "Make way!" "Oh no!" "It's her again!" "You can't see me..." "None of these fortunetellers are any good and it stinks" "Foo, right?" "!" "Yes, ma'am" "Let'sjust go home" "Hey, Chan" "Still trying to set me up?" "You'rejust too picky" "Sit..." "These beauties are all from out of town" "Have a nice chat" "Miss, what's your profession?" "I'm an escort," "But I don't worry, I don't do sex" "So what do you do?" "Drinking games!" "I do sex, but no games l'm now looking for an exclusive client I'm a bona fide lady" "Can you elaborate?" "Well, I don't wash dishes I don't do any housework" "You sure you work at all?" "Sir, what do you do?" "A question for me?" "I'm a poet" "How does a poet make a living?" "By publishing" "How many books have you published?" "None... yet" "So, you're really a bum?" "Remember to invite me to your funeral!" "I'll definitely be there!" "You're too picky" "How will you get a wife?" "Let me do the introduction!" "No, we kids can take care of ourselves" "Bro, even you're better looking than he is" "Not by much, it'sjust the hair" "Who are you?" "I'm her brother," "Also known as Beijing's Best Dressed" "Super Double Blades..." "Brave heart..." "Stop!" "Can't possibly remember all that" "Good!" "Straightforward!" "I dig your style!" "Cheers" "What's your name?" "Flying Cloud" "Any alias?" "Spiderman!" "I like you!" "Cheers!" "Why Spiderman?" "Cause it sounds cool" "Good!" "Fair enough!" "I like you, too!" "Bottoms-up!" "Miss Liu, am I suitable?" "You're strong, talented... funny and macho... a natural leader..." "Overall, a pretty good catch" "Keen observations." "Well said" "But this entourage... to bring all these bodyguards... it feels like an invasion not a courtship" "My boys are my best advisers" "You need advise in picking a wife?" "For reference" "You're suspicious, paranoid and indecisive" "Bad-tempered probably have sleeping disorders" "You're brave but indecisive" "You've got a lot of bodyguards... which shows that you're really a coward I'll marry you right now" "Look, who's indecisive now?" "!" "Marry me?" "What do you love about me?" "Eh.... can't find the words... I just want to get close to you" "Not close enough for you?" "How close do you want to get?" "Skin to skin, if you know what I mean" "Over tea?" "You outta of mind?" "Check please" "Ms. Moth Liu" "Thank you, six dollars" "She's paying." "She asked for the check" "Bottoms up!" "Good luck... finding a man who'll have you..." "bitch!" "You sonofagun!" "Fat spider!" "I'll squash you I'll never marry you." "Fat Spider!" "Fat Spider!" "Sir, your sister is in trouble..." "Help her!" "Let's wait and see" "Her temper will get her killed one day" "Maybe he's the man to subdue her" "Damn!" "Mister, lend me your washboard" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Looks like blood will be shed today" "Hey, stop messing around I can squash you with a finger... but if you hold me hostage... maybe we can force my sister to marry you" "Take my blade and gently slash me... she'll have to say yes to save me" "See, I'm really on your side" "Ms. Moth Liu!" "If you don't marry me I'll kill your brother" "Sis, he risks his life for you" "He really loves you!" "I'll slaughter him now!" "Hey!" "That's a deep cut!" "Sorry, I got too excited" "Sis, listen!" "These may be my last words" "True love is hard to find" "When love comes knocking, you can't..." "Sir, let's stop the bleeding first I'm OK!" "Sis, calm down!" "There'll always be someone better but... it's really time you settle down... and marry someone like Spiderman here" "What are you talking about?" "He's an ass. I'll never marry him!" "Even if you're not ready to settle down at least set him down" "Dear Ms. Hercules... don't mind me" "The scenery up here is fantastic ln fact, I'm enjoying the cool breeze I'm not in a hurry, take your time" "It's getting a bit stuffy" "Excuse me... it... sounds like I may fall soon!" "Are you marrying me or not!" "The country is at war... and you able-body warriors... are killing each other..." "Personal vendettas when your country is at war" "Have you no shame?" "The heavens is... weeping at your folly!" "What are you mumbling about?" "Put simply, what I'm saying..." "We're being invaded and instead of fighting the enemies... you're here killing each other instead" "Say, if your mom asks you to study... would you go play football instead!" "Where's your priority!" "Defeating the true enemy... that's real courage" "I understand now" "How dare you drag my mom into this..." "want to die?" "You're so dumb!" "You ignorant pig He's trying to explain" "Mr. Cloud!" "Stop..." "First:" "It's obvious you're not her man" "Second:" "This scholar is sabotaging our plan I wonder what his motives are..." "Third... I'm bleeding to death!" "It's over I'm fainting..." "The country needs me. I'm going!" "Sir, thanks for your advise!" "See you!" "Hope not!" "When will there be peace again?" "What happened to brotherly love?" "What's your name?" "Last name's Chan" "Parents liked the seasons" "Spring Chan?" "Seasonal Chan!" "And you?" "Last name's Liu." "My mother liked... moths to flames" "Flaming Liu?" "Moth Liu!" "Pleased to meet you!" "Pleasure's all mine" "Obviously" "Your words... are more convincing than my fists I'm impressed" "I'm more than a man of words I'm a philosopher, too" "I'm off, see you again soon" "Come see for yourself!" "The latest autographed Poet Soo poster" "They're authentic signatures" "Who else has a beard like that?" "Ake your time, calm down..." "Let go of my hand" "Soo, I love you!" "Come see for yourself!" "Calm down, take your time..." "Look at you, your mascara is running" "Miss, do I look terrible?" "No, no, you've got style" "Soo'll be impressed" "But Soo doesn't even know me I'd be impressed if he does" "Your idol must be an incredible man" "Wow, even the Emperor's here" "Cousin!" "Cousin Long, what're you doing here?" "Soo's a pal and I'm the event sponsor" "Ladies and gentlemen!" "The Valentino of poetry!" "Sponsored by Long Far Pharmaceuticals" "Let the Love Forever Reading... begin!" "Soo Tung Bo!" "Soo Tung Bo!" "How're you doing!" "Good!" "And you!" "And you!" "Great!" "And you!" "Great!" "Friends in the back!" "Sipping wine and" "Waiting for the moon don't know when... I dream of... riding on the wind... lonely is the night... dancing in the dark... with shadows around me... feels like heaven... sleepless is the night" "no hate... just regrets howling at moon..." "Soo, I love you!" "If only your love is forever... that love will conquer all... the future is unpredictable..." "Wow, what a group" "Even the Emperor is here!" "A round of applause for my friend" "The special guest of the evening Seasonal Chan!" "Are you scared?" "Not if you're not" "Need a drink?" "!" "No I think you've got something to say" "In a small village in the west," "There's a group of destitute students, they don't even eat desk... I mean... have desks..." "Shut up!" "Go home!" "they really need your support..." "Seasonal Chan, take a hike!" "They believe that knowledge can change their lives..." "They're starving I composed a song and wrote the lyrics myself" "For these children in need I hope they'll be fed" "Hurry up!" "Maybe I'll do this another day..." "The stage is all yours" "A feast in the palace to honor me" "Your majesty, I love you!" "Seasonal Chan" "Good evening" "You were fantastic!" "That was a disaster perhaps, maybe..." "Maybe my style is too post-modernist to understand" "Did you understand my performance?" "Sure" "Your words were from your heart I feel it" "Your style is creative and alternative" "One day, they'll learn to appreciate your talent!" "You flatter me!" "I found something unique in your work" "There's innocence, depth... and meaning lf you work harder" "One day, they'll love it, too!" "The perfect match..." "go get married!" "Sure, a good match!" "You howling your crazy songs" "And she waving her crazy glowing stick my head's still spinning from it" "The perfect odd couple" "Perfectly odd!" "Perfectly odd!" "I order you to get married!" "Your names?" "Seasonal Chan!" "And you?" "Moth Liu CHAN!" "I'm so lucky..." "Miss is back!" "Where were you last night?" "We're all worried sick!" "Got married last night!" "To him?" "Brother-in-law?" "Cousin only" "Brother!" "What's your name?" "Chan" "Chan what?" "Seasonal" "Got it!" "Got what?" "Thank you for marrying my sister" "May the heavens bless you with good health" "Sister sold-- no refund, no exchange" "Thank you lord!" "Hey, what's this!" "Talk to me!" "Savior..." "My cousin married you alread you'll protect her" "Sure!" "You've got to take care of her health" "Here are some medicines for her!" "This will improve her chi!" "Guaranteed to work" "Make her eat more!" "This is for you 1000-year-old ginseng" "You'll need it to survive her beatings!" "Swallow it and it'll save your life" "But... it's too big to swallow!" "Ground it, just suck, don't swallow" "Come" "Sis!" "Bro!" "Sis!" "Bro!" "Sis!" "Bro!" "Sis!" "Bro!" "You're getting on my nerves what's wrong with you!" "You're taking the cook with you" "Who's gonna make dinner I panicked..." "Foo is yours!" "This is my house" "Stop, let's get off here" "Honey, help me down, thanks" "My wife!" "Seasonal, Seasonal!" "Come here!" "You're finally a star" "The Emperor blessed your marriage" "Can I have your autograph?" "I love your work, you're great..." "Master, welcome home" "A woman just landed in our front yard..." "Master, who's that?" "The mistress!" "Madame!" "Hurry!" "Good day, madam l'm your butler Wong Choy!" "Good!" "Long live your majesty!" "Long live your majesty!" "Impressively trained!" "Please rise..." "Thank you!" "Miss, where should we put Baby?" "Ma'am, here's all the household accounts..." "All the accounts all yours" "Very good" "Thank you, ma'am!" "Stop calling me ma'am lt makes me sound old" "Call me something else!" "Master!" "No, my husband is the master of the house" "You're She-master and he'll be He-master" "Tell me, does he..." "have a girlfriend?" "He-master says we're not to speak of his affairs" "We cannot divulge his secrets" "Loyalty, I like that!" "Here's your reward!" "Thank you, She-master!" "I'll leave you, He-master" "What's wrong?" "Will you hit me?" "Not unless you did something wrong!" "If I do, you must have done something wrong" "What are your definitions of wrong?" "From now on you'll love no one but me" "You'll spoil me; never lie to me" "Fulfill all your promises" "Always tell me the truth" "Never argue with me, have faith in me" "Protect me, stand up for me" "Share my laughter" "Wipe away my tears" "Promise that I'll always be only one in your eyes" "The only one in your dream" "The only one in your heart!" "Simple enough" "Can you do this?" "Sure!" "Look, a beauty" "Snow White from a distance..." "Wicked Stepmother up close" "Chan, the Club is hosting a Persian Night soon!" "You're teasing me?" "Don't you have errands to run?" "You're pushing it" "This is male bonding time women should go home" "Let's drink, brother Soo!" "Go home and make dinner!" "Don't worry" "We've got a really good cook" "A sharp tongue" "Tame her now or it'll be too late" "Tong, get the 9th concubine to come here right away!" "9th concubine!" "Coming!" "Coming..." "What took you so long?" "I was taking a bath" "Go home now..." "Not bad, come and go as you please impressive" "You can do it, too." "Try" "Honey" "Please go home" "Are you deaf" "We'll trick her" "Are you a man?" "Where's your dignity!" "You can't even stand up to your woman" "We despise you!" "We despise you!" "Got it..." "Even I despise myself!" "I'm not a man" "Can you slap me again?" "Sure, despicable!" "We despise you!" "Honey, I'll run along now... I'll be the perfect wife... and always give you face I'll go home now and run really really fast" "You have fun" "Persian night promotion, 20°/. off Free fruit plates, too" "Do they take cards?" "What kind of cards?" "Birthday cards!" "They'll give you free wine for cards!" "Cheers!" "What a treat..." "Persian pussy cats!" "You're Soo's family?" "I'll show you and beat you up!" "Seasonal Chan!" "..." "Seasonal Chan!" "..." "Seasonal Chan!" "..." "Seasonal Chan!" "..." "Master Soo!" "Where's Seasonal Chan!" "Brother Soo?" "What's wrong?" "Seasonal, look for yourself my entire household..." "Over twenty of them were beaten up by your wife" "Look what she did!" "How do you propose to settle this?" "You see for yourself!" "Good God... lf l slapped you, hit me!" "Not my wives," "My children, my family!" "Sammi..." "How can you hit a helpless puppy!" "Does she have a heart?" "Brother Soo..." "Your wife, your call lf you still consider me a friend" "Give mejustice, show me you're a man" "Punish her and make her pay!" "Why!" "Why did you do this!" "Why..." "Say you're sorry!" "If you want me to stop beating you say..." "Tell me you're sorry!" "Ouch!" "You're hurting me!" "They are innocent" "Why did you beat up his family?" "Only I can hit you, no one else!" "What gives you the right to beat up others?" "Why are you so self-righteous..." "And I can't punish you?" "You'rejust a bully!" "Help!" "Help..." "Help!" "Who do you think you are!" "Help!" "Mom, help!" "Moth Liu, I'll make you pay for hurting... every concubine, every child and the dog." "What do you have to say?" "Nothing, I didn't do this!" "I only kicked down your front door" "Are you kidding I didn't come all the way in the middle of the night... to weave a tale for your entertainment" "You don't frighten me... nor am I the least bit amused" "Do you think I can be so easily bullied?" "Don't push me!" "She beat me up!" "She beat me up!" "Now, I'll really give you a good lashing!" "She beat me up..." "Honey, calm down!" "How?" "!" "I'm burning like the torches!" "Torches don't fuel tempers I'm fuming!" "I've something to say!" "Mister and ma'am, I'm sorry!" "Me, mister?" "How old are you?" "Abnormal growth hormones..." "I'm only 14!" "What do you want to say?" "Ma'am didn't hit me!" "So what caused your injuries?" "Auntie..." "Hit me when she crashed into the wall!" "You're Soo's family!" "Creditors!" "Wrong person!" "Uncle went mad and pushed me to the ground!" "Cousin slammed the stool on my head!" "We came all the way in the middle of the night" "To frame you" "Good boy, honesty is the best policy" "Next time, remember to shave before you go out!" "Got it?" "Soo I beat up my wife for nothing" "You owe me one" "Your wife started all this" "Unless she apologizes our friendship is over!" "So drastic!" "My family's looking to me forjustice" "Give me face?" "OK?" "OK!" "Let the ceremony begin!" "You alright?" "Silly girl, that's a dangerous spot!" "Seasonal Chan!" "You're a sissy!" "Will you promise" "You'll never beat up anyone again especially me?" "No!" "Hand me your favorite thrashing rod!" "No, please" "The rod!" "Honey, the rod" "So your friends are more important" "Give me your hand!" "One Two" "Don't move" "One" "Two Three" "Let's go inside!" "Thank you." "Honey!" "You'll not to leave the house without my permission!" "That's tough!" "I hold you responsible for the He-master!" "I swear I'll hit you, too!" "Help!" "Help!" "Close the door first!" "He-master!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Honey, let's go walk the dog!" "Honey," "You should read more" "Knowledge will give you wings!" "Your daddy's so cool!" "Go sleep in the bed you'll catch a cold" "Honey" "Come on..." "He-master" "Where do you think you are going?" "Wong, let me go out I need to have some fun!" "What do you think I am?" "I'm only loyal to you!" "Wong!" "Master!" "Are you setting me up?" "Master, I'm on your side I've to understand the enemy" "Gain her trust" "Then, I can save your ass" "Wong Yes, master I can't leave you behind and sneak out alone" "Why don't you come and have some fun too" "Let's go" "No, you need to stay behind and watch her" "OK, sir" "Almost time..." "For anesthesia smoke" "Soo!" "A hug?" "Your wife may hit you for this aren't you scared?" "Yes, but you'll protect me lt's no fun without you!" "Let's go then" "Told you he can't resist the temptation!" "Honey," "Wong!" "Good morning!" "She-master!" "Good morning!" "She-master!" "He-master went to the Club!" "There are tons of She-Masters there tonight!" "Hey, bottoms-up!" "Let's make them drink!" "They're so boring; make them drink Sure..." "We're cool naturally!" "We can just sip!" "OK!" "Moth Liu is coming!" "Moth Liu loves beating everyone up!" "Where's she?" "Gottcha!" "It's not funny!" "You're scared away all the girls!" "It's not funny!" "If it weren't for you where'd we get all these chicks!" "You're a pal!" "Chan..." "Where's your girl?" "Why are you all alone!" "I want to go home l miss my wife" "But you're humping!" "Yeah, so what?" "I'll find you a check!" "Too kind of you" "You look like a beauty!" "Sit here..." "Closer" "Stop humping!" "Nice to knead you" "Knead me?" "What's with you?" "Let's belly-dance!" "Moth Liu's here!" "Moth Liu?" "You're ruining the party..." "wait, stop!" "Sir, are you alright?" "I'm fine.... you run along now" "Moth Liu is coming" "No one is coming" "Are you sure?" "!" "Not again?" "Who's Moth Liu?" "Why are you so scared?" "Drink" "I'm spinning" "Hurry. I wanna..." "You bastard!" "Belly-dance!" "Honey, I'm home... sweet dreams" "Honey..." "You screw around and you miss your wife?" "You're getting a good deal!" "Sure... I fell in love the first time I saw you I knew I would spend the rest of my life with you" "Only you can..." "Make me a better person" "Only..." "Only if you'd not hit me or anyone else again... I'm scared, honey..." "Honey..." "My head's hurting. I'm in pain..." "Honey..." "Honey" "Are you really drunk?" "Of course I'm drunk" "Why else would I confess to you?" "Really trashed..." "Honey, where are you?" "Right here, right next to you" "Tired, sleepy..." "Sleep now, sleep!" "Wong, how did I get home last night?" "Good morning!" "Good morning!" "Your outfit -- cleaned and ironed!" "Burn it, burn it..." "Wong, come here" "What's up with you?" "She-master has ordered me to dance" "For the rest of the month" "Where's the nearest cliff?" "Why?" "I want tojump off it" "Just run for your life!" "You think I can escape?" "Honey!" "So healthy... morning exercises!" "Yes, good for your health!" "No, no, honey" "Shut up!" "Honey" "You like to watch belly-dance?" "Not really lt's OK, if you like it..." "Wong will perform you during the day I'd personally perform for you every night" "No, it's OK..." "Promise me" "You'd not mess around again" "OK... I have faith in you" "Finally, one big happy family" "Can I make a request, honey?" "I'll kill him now!" "He-master, stop..." "His majesty needs your service" "Long live his majesty!" "Who'll volunteer to test the new drug?" "I will!" "You, come here" "Go with the imperial doctor" "The tests are finished!" "Let's have the report" "This is Lucky" "This is Lucky's puppy lover and now is his wife" "They've sworn that" "They'll always love each other" "Lucky's favorite food is his wife's tea-flavored eggs!" "Come, Mrs. Lucky" "Lucky cannot recognize his wife" "After drinking the Love Eraser" "Lucky..." "Lucky..." "Lucky!" "Majesty, with this magic drug" "Our army will be invincible!" "Love unites men" "Without love" "What's there to fight for?" "I order this drug be banned forever!" "Majesty, what wisdom!" "Watch it, it hurts..." "It's good for you" "Bro, what's with you?" "I walked into a bank robbery I'm fine, I'm fine" "Really?" "But, don't you have to make a delivery today?" "Yeah" "Honey" "Honey" "You're another's wife and you still have to work for me I feel bad" "Honey, I'll be back soon" "Three days, I promise" "Hurry!" "Honey!" "Honey!" "The sun is setting" "Honey, while you're gone I'll write a book" "When you come back you'll be the first to read it" "What's your theme?" "A secret" "You've seen my family jade charm" "Your mom gave it to you?" "You want to give it to me?" "Don't, the charm is to protect you" "Why don't we split it in half..." "And we'll both be protected" "Mom!" "It's OK, it seals our love" "I'll be back soon!" "OK" "Ghost story," "Bunny!" "Where?" "A meek little thing!" "Chop, chop, chop." "You chop, I chop... I only invited you to snack" "Why did you bring... this scary Taoist monk!" "He's an old friend" "He came for my famous dish you've a problem?" "Bring the rabbit!" "OK!" "Gentle sir" "Gentle sir" "Bunny demon?" "The fire's cackling" "Bunny demon!" "Skin it before you season it I said Demon!" "Demon, I'll cook the demon!" "Help!" "Help..." "Demon... lt's gone..." "Stupid, get out of the way!" "Help!" "Wait for me..." "Demon!" "Help me!" "Gentle sir, let me explain..." "You and I were once deities" "You were the God of Virgins I was the Goddess of lnnocence" "We were tricked by the God of Peaches" "And banished from heaven" "Zeus took pity" "And granted us seven lifetimes as man and wife" "This is the seventh lifetime lf we don't consummate our love, I'll reincarnate as a dog" "Can you not take pity on me?" "Sir, it's only a one-night stand" "But... you're a bunny inside and out, from top to bottom I'm a beautiful young girl" "Can't you see?" "Be gentle to your servant girl" "After tonight" "When the sun rises I'll vanish forever" "Never bother you again" "Servant girl, the sun's out" "Hurry, get out of here" "Before you vaporize" "Shush!" "Maids!" "Maids?" "What?" "Good morning, princess!" "OK, OK, rise!" "It's all because I admire your talent" "So I came up with this scheme lf only you're single" "Then I didn't have to work this hard to get you" "You're really the princess?" "So what about last night?" "I'll explain" "The breeze was my chi" "The demon... there were five of us" "The princess included!" "Bought the bunny at the market I'd swear we didn't see anything" "Life in the palace is boring" "You artists lead such an exciting life I really envy you" "Safejourney, princess!" "Savior!" "Brother-in-law, so early?" "Surprise!" "Honey!" "Honey!" "Honey, did you miss me?" "Of course, honey" "Missed you so much!" "So did she, she really hurried back" "She rode all day and all night" "She hasn't even eaten or showered" "Brother!" "Skipping a meal may keep you slim" "But skipping a shower, take a bath" "Why don't I fix you a bubble bath" "Do I stink?" "Not really" "Let me see" "Even your sweat is sweet" "How sweet is it?" "Sweet as roses" "Honey, don't bathe again!" "He-master!" "Someone's looking for you!" "I don't know her, tell her to go away" "Close the gate and let the dog out!" "The dog's out!" "Honey, let's go take a bath!" "Who's she?" "Looks exactly like a kept woman" "You really shouldn't have I've nothing to say" "Talk to me" "With regards to what happened I have no comments at this time" "Please accept my deepest regrets but I believe... this incident will not change our love" "Over the long run" "Tell me!" "The princess pretended that she was the bunny demon" "And tricked me into saving her from reincarnating as a dog" "What a fantastic tale!" "Did you sleep with her?" "Yes or no?" "Do you know what makes marriage sacred?" "Keeping your promises" "Brother..." "What crime did you commit?" "None of your business, old man!" "Even if I tell you, can you save me?" "Neighbors confide in each other I've done nothing wrong" "Nine out of ten say that they're innocent" "Here's one for you:" "Compromise and learn to forgive lt's the only way to be free" "And live a happy life" "So how long have you been here Mr. Forgiveness?" "Thirty odd years" "See how compromise has locked you up lt freed you?" "Moth, the Emperor has punished the princess" "And he has planned some amends I have one good and one bad news" "The good news is the princess will marry Chan as a concubine" "You'll still retain your position as the wife" "Bad news is you have no say in this" "Sister, forgive me, some tea" "Say yes, you can't win every time" "You can torture her after the wedding" "Once she's his, she's all yours, too" "Moth Liu, the Emperor's own sister pours you tea" "And you refuse?" "It's tradition that a man can marry many" "The princess is royalty" "And she has agreed to be a concubine" "And share your housework with you" "What more can you ask?" "Bend and compromise!" "A woman must stay faithful and true" "And a man can marry concubines?" "is one woman's love not enough?" "When I go hunting" "The lion is always accompanied by a pack of lionesses I've never seen it otherwise lt's natural for women to obey men" "Not other way around it" "You compare men with beasts?" "Aren't you stretching it?" "Miss Liu, look at your husband" "He's handsome and talented" "He's a woman magnate" "Even if you keep the princess out" "There'll be others, don't you see?" "I will fight anyone and everyone I must accept this fate" "He's my husband and this is my duty" "Even if I die fighting off other women I will not complain one bit" "Don't worry, your majesty" "Moth Liu, I understand" "Fearless as you are, fierce as you are" "Are you not afraid of the emperor?" "Sure, I'm afraid I must fight for what's mine" "Brave girl!" "Aren't you afraid of me?" "I'm afraid that you overestimate yourself!" "You...." "Your majesty I'm afraid that you'll force your will on me!" "Your majesty..." "How dare you!" "The emperor's furious" "Emperor, cool your fury!" "Your majesty" "Your majesty" "Your majesty, calm down..." "Brother" "Rise" "OK, get up, get up" "Shit!" "The lioness roars!" "lnsult the emperor and you'll drink the poison wine!" "Your majesty!" "It's really my fault I'll drink the wine for her!" "Emperor is a man of his words" "My husband is the emperor I'll not let her get away with this?" "Bring the poison wine!" "Your majesty may I have a pen and paper" "This woman knows no shame I'll write the divorce paper myself!" "What did I do..." "why are you divorcing me?" "Your worst crime is..." "Loving me!" "The Emperor..." "Why turn a wedding into a disaster?" "If you'll leave Seasonal now" "The Emperor will give you the Love Eraser" "Drink it and you'll forget the one you love" "After you drink it you'll forget all about him" "Drink it" "Drink it and your pains will go away!" "It's better to forget than to be heartbroken!" "Sister!" "Don't you forget me!" "Wejust grew up in the same house I'm not your true love" "Remember me!" "Seasonal Chan, when are you going to marry the princess?" "If you don't, you'll be beheaded" "Straight to the guillotine" "I can never marry the princess" "It takes two to tango, two to fall in love" "Gentle sir, your servant girl can only hope" "That we'll meet again in another lifetime" "Thanks" "Moth Liu has forgotten everything" "Go to her, make her love you again lf you two fall in love again" "She'll only remember the good times lsn't that swell?" "Thank you" "What are you waiting for?" "Good morning!" "Foo, good morning!" "Nanny, good morning!" "Baby, good morning!" "Why are you all so strange today?" "Strange, no way..." "Let's go out for breakfast my treat" "OK!" "What shall we do after breakfast?" "Start a fight or something!" "Honey" "Looking for you?" "Moth" "Honey" "Bastard, who're you calling honey" "Do I look like an easy victim?" "No... no..." "You OK?" "Are you stupid or what!" "She drank the Love Eraser Why call her honey?" "And you had to give her a brick to hit you with?" "Not his honey, I'll hit you too!" "Don't talk to these assholes!" "Go away!" "You think this road's yours?" "Yeah, you own this road or what?" "I'll check the deeds right now" "Are you OK?" "Thanks" "Careful now" "Go!" "We don't like you!" "Leave now!" "Hate you!" "I have a suggestion" "Why don't we go to the Club instead!" "Yeah!" "Up yours!" "Up where?" "Bring me a mat!" "Art of War says:" "stay still if your enemy's still!" "We'll camp out here" "Together, like fools" "Just sitting here is not a solution, Soo" "But sitting and drinking is" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Sit..." "Sir, please come in" "My brother told me everything" "So we were married" "Since your arrival my family's been upset" "They're split into two groups" "One group hates you and my brother leads that faction!" "The other thinks you've got a heart" "That'sjust Foo and Baby... I want to put an end to this" "I've decided to get marry ASAP" "What?" "!" "Mr. Tien!" "I was afraid you wouldn't come with the rain and all!" "Get down!" "All of you!" "Put your hands on your head!" "Don't move!" "It's raining, go home!" "I'd throw this lid at you!" "Stop embarrassing yourself" "Give it up!" "I'll kill you!" "Seasonal..." "Brother, I'll marry him" "Marry me" "So when's the wedding?" "Whatever you say!" "Tomorrow's an auspicious day I'm making soup, I need to go home and watch the stove!" "What kind of soup?" "is it ready yet?" "The antidote for the Love Eraser!" "The Emperor's orders!" "Long live his majesty!" "Bride, let's go now" "Master Soo, what's taking so long?" "The order's coming!" "It's coming!" "One order of steamed clams!" "Eat up!" "Let's go..." "Where's the antidote?" "Here!" "Soo, as a scholar like you" "Reduced to such trickery" "They'll make a mockery of you do you know?" "We poets will die for romance" "Nothing can stop me" "Honey!" "Foo?" "!" "What happened to her?" "What happened?" "Master Tien fell in love with me" "And..." "Where's my honey?" "She's hosting a fight to decide" "Who she is going to marry" "Seasonal!" "He-master!" "The only antidote" "Down the drain" "Moth!" "What do you want?" "Honey!" "Go..." "Honey!" "You again?" "Yes, it's me again" "Honey..." "What are you doing here?" "Haven't you caused her enough pain?" "What're doing?" "How can you let her do this?" "What if she gets hurt?" "We thought about it" "The men will fight each other, not her" "Whoever wins will win her hand" "The best fighter is not the best lover" "She'll never be happy with a violent man!" "Agreed!" "And you made her happy?" "He-master I want to enter the fight" "How many?" "All ten of us" "We do everything together" "We even share our wives..." "eventually" "You're not qualified!" "Can't you bend the rules I'm the famous poet Soo Tung Bo!" "So what, I'm the infamous Nanny!" "Beat up the nanny!" "lnfamous!" "We'll show you!" "What are you doing..." "All contestants proceed to the boxing ring" "Seasonal He-master" "Don't do it!" "Seasonal..." "You'll die, don't go" "He-master..." "Seasonal, stop!" "There're simply too many contestants" "The organizers have decided to turn the event into a group fight" "There's no time limit" "The last one standing..." "And still standing after I count to ten" "Will marry my sister" "Good!" "What do you want?" "He-master..." "Seasonal, get up!" "Seasonal, forget it..." "He-master... I'm a mango..." "M-a-n-g-o..." "We're supposed to fight or what?" "Stop!" "Illegal gathering you can go tojail for this!" "I order you to disperse now" "Or face the guillotine!" "I told the emperor" "You kidnapped me and stole the antidote" "No way?" "Yup, I did" "But the emperor came up with this ruse to help Seasonal" "Cousin, announce the winner now!" "I still have to count to ten" "One" "One" "Two" "Three" "There's innocence" "And depth in your work lf you work harder" "One day, they'll see it, too!" "From now on... I will love you and only you" "I'll spoil you" "Never argue with you" "I will live up to..." "Every promise" "Never" "Lie to you!" "From now on, you will love only me" "You'll spoil me." "Never argue with me" "You will always speak the truth" "Never lie to me!" "Never argue with me..." "Honey?" "I'll always protect you" "Agree with you" "Believe in you" "I'll stand up for you..." "No matter when or where" "Laugh when" "Your laugh" "Wipe away..." "All your tears" "You'll be the only one in my eyes" "The only one in my dreams" "Only one... ln my heart" "It'sjust that simple" "Honey... I'm sorry" "Whether you remember me or not" "You'll always be..." "My beloved wife" "Honey, don't leave me!" "Honey..." "Honey..." "Honey..." "Honey!" "Honey... I've a confession" "I've left the soup on the stove all night" "Let's go home and put out the fire?" "Great!" "Sure..." "Does the Love Eraser really work?" "By the orders of the emperor of course it works..." "Honey!" "Honey..." "Honey..." "Honey!" "Three months later" "With my honey's encouragement I finally published my first book" "Come have a look" "The Lion Roars is a real tear-jerker" "Based on a true story," "You'll cry, I promise" "The book... became very popular..." "Whether you're taking a stroll..." "Having lunch... ln the toilet..." "Giving birth" "Hitching a ride" "You can't put it down" "Some say my husband's book" "Lacks depth" "And sophistication" "But I truly believe that years from now" "They'll still remember... our love story!"