"So?" "How does it look?" "in do I see it?" "Yes." "Do you see it?" "any lawman worth his salt's yeah." "Assuming that's a deal breaker?" "Yes." "It's a deal breaker. you best go with something more compact" "snub nose." "Got a concealed hammer so it doesn't catch on your belt when you draw." "no nonsense about it." " Five shots?" " Yep." "Automatic has how many?" "one in the chamber. in which case I wouldn't count on another six closing the deal." "You load that with 158 grain hollow points instead of your standard wad cutters." "It's got plenty of stopping power." "Can't get more dependable than a wheel gun." "Here." "Um..." "Try it on with this." "you'll conceal real nice if you carry it I-W-B. but there's really no substitute if you're intent of fooling a vigilant eye." "too." "I prefer the feel of leather." "I guess." "um..." "You sure it's on the correct side?" "it is." "ma-- Are you sure because maybe it'll feel better on the left side. card gamers and such." "Either way you're going to want to practice your draw... a lot... it might could be him keeping a piece instead of you." "Catch my drift?" "What's this?" "That there is why you're going to pay me five times what you'd pay your neighborhood gun store." "Serial number has been filed off." "So... I don't want to be caught with this on me." "you don't." "I've been providing my services for the past 30-odd years." "You'd think in that time we strictly talking defense here?" "absolutely defense." "Why? you'd save yourself a potential felony two-spot for carrying a weapon with a defaced serial number if you'd just buy it legally." "but... wouldn't it still be better to use one that couldn't be traced?" "boss." "New Mexico's not a retreat jurisdiction. you've got every right to plant your feet and shoot to kill. and I do include myself within that class." "All this to say you might best be advised to bear your arms within the confines of the law." "It's for defense." "Defense." "I'll take it." "Bonnie." "Jesse." "brother?" "it sounds like an earthquake out there." "Yeah." "New sound system." "Whoa!" "Check it out." "yo!" "Serious cannons." "six of them." "Aluminum columns sonically neutral." "too." "Dig all them lines jumping around." "Psychedelic." "Kind of like just want to stare at them." "man." "Totally makes me want to crank old Savage and blaze one." "parametric equalization." "Automatically adjusts the levels air pressure and whatnot." "It's a totally digital vacuum tube amp which is by far the best anti-distortion-wise." "It's 120 decibels without breaking a sweat." "bitches." "I saw Andrea at a meeting yesterday." "She asked about you." "uh... 12 steps and all that." "Seriously?" "Maybe just a little bump. the way them bitches get all cranial when you cap them in the head." "It's like booyah!" "man." "Resident Evil 4 takes it by a long shot." "you're fronting." "seriously. so how can you not be dipping into that?" "Talk about inspiring a brother to kick some zombie ass!" "bro." "A dude don't need no more motivation." "I guess." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "World at War-- Zombie mode." "man." "bro." "They're not just zombies." "They're Nazi zombies." "Nazi zombies. the baddest ass Nazis of the whole Nazi family!" "man." "What difference does it make what their job was when they was living?" "you are so historically retarded." "Nazi zombies don't want to eat you just because they're craving the protein." "They do it because-- man." "Talibans-- They're the Talibans of the zombie world." "bro." "They ain't exactly fleet of foot." "Ohh!" "I'm saying where's the challenge?" "At least the zombies in Left 4 Dead clock a respectable 40." "You got to lead them and shit." "that's because they're not even zombies!" "They're just infected." "this rage virus." "Amps them up like they've been smoking the schwag!" "bro." "Totally unfair to compare the two. where do you come out on all this?" "totally." "Did that just happen?" "man." "It's quiet." "You know what this-- This place needs?" "You okay?" "Fine." "Can't you sleep?" "Marie." "This is me sleeping." "What's it look like?" "Looks like you're looking at a rock at...2:24 in the morning. the tenth time." "Okay." "Got it." "to be precise." "it's very pretty." "It's encrusted with igneous biotite in a mica schist." "Would you like some more detail?" "Because I can give it to you. and I'll-- Hank." "Found in the Central Cordillera of Irian Jaya." "Blue corundum." "I'm just saying..." "it's 2 in the morning." "I'm just...asking if maybe-- there were four bedrooms in this house." "if I'm keeping you awake and all that." "[Walter's voice] You have reached Walter White." "and the reason for your call." "Thank you." "[Skyler] Walt?" "Hello?" "Walt?" "please?" "so there's that." "second order of business is the car wash." "Ohh!" "God!" "Take the next step here." "We need to look into buying this car wash while we still have" "Skyler." "What are you doing?" "What do you mean?" "Wait." "Are you screening all my calls?" "No." "No." "No." "I just-- leaving a message like that on my machine?" "What are you-- What did I say?" "You just left recorded proof of our intention to buy a car wash." "Now you think that was wise?" "Proof of our what?" "What are you talking about?" "we should not even be mentioning the words "car wash period." "not a brothel." "why are we buying it at all?" "just" "Mom." "hon." "there's some cereal on the breakfast table. if you're not willing I am more than happy to call Goodman myself." "okay?" "I could so use a brain transplant right now." "I'm going to work." "bitch." "Aah!" "Damn!" "Ohh." "bro." "man." "Clean-up time." "Right on." "Least we can do." "with cleaning up." "Just go out and get everybody some breakfast." "Stock up on liquor while you're at it." "Keep this party going." "yo." "I want this place kicking harder than a Sensei when I get back." "All right." "bro." "damn it." "Wake up and party!" "Hmm." "Hello." "you the new guy?" "Yeah." "You got something for me?" "201.6." "[Mike] What's the count?" "[Man] 201.6." "please." "New policy." "Walter?" "Where's Gus?" "Why?" "Because I would like to speak with him." "I" " I would like the chance to clear the air." "What?" "you're never going to see him again." "look who woke up hungry." "Are you hungry?" "that's good." "Drink that up." "my sweetie?" "Okay?" "There you go." "now... and... the Corolla gets a hand wax?" "Right?" "Hand wax." "Okay." "Oh." "Hello." "Hello." "and we're on our way home." "my sweet girl?" "Mama's just doing her work here." "Mama's doing her work." "Let's see." "Hank." "way to soldier up." "You're doing it!" "Come on!" "[panting]" "Another few yards." "Damn!" "[grunt]" "Jesus!" "honey!" "[grunt] Come on." "Hank!" "Keep it going!" "Uhh!" "Just ten more steps." "9!" "8." "7!" "6!" "Hank." "God!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "buddy." "That's what I call kicking some ass." "babe!" "yeah." "Very nice." "Yeah!" "Hey!" "Chuck." "Thanks." "my friend." "Same time tomorrow?" "if I'm still alive." "Great session." "Lots of positive energy." "Lots." "It's just it's so great to see that." "It's just" " Yeah." "One day at a time." "All we can do." "I know." "It's just you've got a real way with him." "It's" "You want to go full-time?" "We've got a spare bedroom." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Wow." "You were so strong today." "Did you work up an appetite?" "I'm sure that you did." "I was thinking about cooking tonight." "So-- Marie." "Get out." "about time." "my God." "man?" "It ain't cut." "Yeah." "Right." "That's the gimmick." "What gimmick?" "This place. and they pass the savings on to you." "What savings?" "How much can it be to cut a damn pizza?" "you know?" "Cut your own Christmas tree." "Cut your own pizza." "Yeah." "It's democratic." "What am I supposed to do with this?" "yo." "scissors?" "I will cut this bitch up good." "come in!" "would you mind?" "10 million pizzas a year." "10 seconds to cut." "that's" "I don't know." "A lot?" "Jesse." "yeah." "how you doing?" "I'm dealing." "How's Brock?" "Good." "He's... okay?" "Let the grownups speak." "little man." "We'll catch up later." "Guess you know I've been calling." "I'm really busy at work and" "I'm not here to make you come up with excuses." "You got other things going on." "I get it." "There's just one thing you and me got to talk about." "And that's this. one of them shot in the head." "I get this in my mailbox." "This was you?" "You know what? I don't want to know." "But you got to tell me one thing." "Is someone gonna come looking for this?" "No." "What exactly am I supposed to do with this?" "Use it to get you and Brock out of that shit hole of a neighborhood. and I'd have no way of stopping you." "But I got to believe you won't do that." "Walter." "How you doing?" "Hi." "Ton of bricks?" "Rocks." "want me to wheel them inside for you?" "Thank you." "is that my minerals?" "Hank." "How many boxes?" "I don't know-- a million." "I don't know." "Did you check them for damage?" "my God." "Hank." "they're minerals." "I got some geodes coming all right?" "And I will not accept any boxes that have damage." "I'm telling you-- all right?" "Just-- would you check?" "please?" "too much wax." "Stop wasting it." "tell your brother I'm going to have to fire him." "So now go back." "And no more excuses." "my name is Skyler White." "How do you do?" "You want to buy my car wash. if you'd like." "Do you think this is an easy job?" "You are willing to get down on your hands and knees and scrub like a house maid with all the chemicals eating into your nice skin and stinging in your eyes?" "I know a thing or two about scrubbing." "Any other advice for me?" "Because I am serious about this." "Good." "too." "I have worked 30 years with my own hands and my own sweat and blood." "truly. is there a figure you can quote me?" "One which you think would adequately" "$10 million." "000." "Where do you come up with this number?" "You pull it from your behind? you manage 19 cars per hour." "I added the extra revenues which I obtained from comparable businesses to which I applied the industry standard multiplier 000... so as not to be insulting." "$20 million." "this" "This is the price for Walter White." "yes." "You don't think I know who you are?" "I remember." "I have not pretended to be any-- he quit without giving me notice." "He broke my air fresheners." "He cursed at me and grabbed himself." "And now he wants to buy my car wash." "But he's not man enough to come in here and face me himself." "he sends his woman." "Excuse me?" "Walter White wants to buy my car wash." "The price he pays is $20 million." "Now please leave." "Have you recently lost a loved one on an aviation disaster?" "or property damage as a result of airplane debris falling body parts?" "Saul Goodman." "It goes without saying" "perhaps even eight-figure cash settlement that I can win for you will never fill the hole in your heart" "but you deserve justice." "So if you want to tip the scales" "better call Saul." "attorney at law." "(505)503-4455." "Hmm." "Se habla español." "You might want to learn how to tail better if you're planning on making a habit of it." "May I buy you a drink?" "when you're done." "Why not?" "You make a hell of a lot more than I do. and I'll have the same." "No ice." "I feel like I need to explain myself." "There were some actions that I took which I want you to understand." "I didn't want any of this to happen." "Everything I did it was purely out of self-defense." "I hope you can appreciate that... uh" "I appreciate that when you were going to kill me you were simply following orders." "I get that completely." "And I harbor no ill will." "there's a load off my mind." "I'm trying to tell you" "I get it." "Fine." "Walter." "Hell of a last couple of weeks." "Makes a man wonder exactly where he stands." "Huh." "I" "I cannot be alone in feeling this way." "Not after what happened to Victor." "So... what's with the piece?" "Right hip inside your waistband." "I noticed it the other day at the lab. it's not going to help." "do I have to come right out and say this?" "we're in the same boat." "Drink your drink." "it could happen to you." "And" " And what the hell was that anyway?" "Hmm?" "A message?" "He cuts a man's throat just to send a message?" "Walter." "You got the job." "Do yourself a favor and learn to take yes for an answer." "but for how long?" "Get me in a room with him." "and I'll do the rest." "You done?" "Yeah." "Thanks for the drink." "brother." "Epic!" "Epic!" "where are you two going?" "three straight days." "I'm turning into a Sleestak." "So crash here." "It's not like I ain't got the space. this cat." "supposed to feed it." "you little bitch. or do I got to flip you over and check you for a slizz?" "yo." "but it's God's honest truth." "you know we got man love for you. it's like nothing but good days ahead." "Plenty of time to pace it out is all I'm saying." "Yeah." "man." "Totally." "next week?" "man." "Next week." "Are we cool?" "We are cool."