"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶" "Ah... ahh... [scream]" "McGEE:" "DearMom," "Carrots sure are goodforyou." "In fact, I couldn't survivewithout'em!" "[gibberish]" "Wahoo-hoo-ho-hoo!" "Whoa!" "Come on McGee!" "What are you waiting for?" "Get ready!" "'Cause here I come!" "Three... two... one..." "[rumbling]" "Blast off!" "[screams]" "Wahoo!" "This is totally awesome!" "You wanna see awesome?" "I do!" "Then watch this!" "Hi ya!" "Hoh!" "Ha!" "Oh yeah!" "Whoa!" "Not bad, not bad!" "I salute you!" "But check this..." "You guys are doing great!" "[loud fart]" "I wish I could say the same for my stomach." "Ugh, wa woaahh!" "Woahh ahhh!" "Ow..." "Holy zombie bomb!" "Sawyer, what have you been eating?" "Sorry." "I'm trying out an all-veggie diet - [stomach grumble] and it's rotting my insides." "[screams]" "[Buttsquatt laughs]" "Hey bottom dweebers!" "Betcha wish you had cool jet packs like us." "Oh yeah?" "We'll show you something cool!" "[stomach rumble, fart] [sniffing]" "Eww!" "Yuck!" "Ew ew ew!" "Rotten carrot zombie farts!" "Whoa!" "Not so cool now Butt-stink!" "[screaming]" "Ugh!" "[groan]" "Cute, upside-down bunnies... [loud roar] [scream] Bunnies!" "Get me out of here!" "Ow." "Who needs a jet pack?" "[rumbling]" "This is how I roll!" "Three, two, one, blast off!" "Wahooo!" "Buttsquat?" "[screams]" "Gotcha!" "Nice catch." "Nice hair..." "Nice cape..." "[stomach rumbles, farts]" "Nice time to exit..." "Uh, you can put me down any time " "Oof." "S'up ladies!" "So cool!" "And sparkly!" "Hey Buttsnot, what's with the dorky cape?" "Ooh!" "Ooh, I guess it's one of those lame 'make you disappear' capes!" "Oof!" "[cackles]" "Your shot!" "Piece of cake!" "Done this a thousand times!" "Yah!" "Yes!" "Check it!" "Uh huh!" "In your face!" "Let's see ya top that!" "[¶]" "Ugh..." "whoa!" "Cool!" "Lucky shot." "Hi yah!" "Hah!" "Hah!" "Seriously?" "[chuckles]" "Okay, you asked for it." "[cracks knuckles]" "Amazing hair won't help you now." "Hi yah!" "[battle cries] [battle cries]" "Wow!" "Hi-yah!" "Okay, that was pretty cool." "He's spectacular." "What?" "You're not buying this, are you Squirt?" "[animal noises]" "Cool..." "Nothing to it." "[whistles]" "Here boy!" "[clicks tongue] [rumbling]" "Ah!" "See?" "[scream]" "Bad idea!" "Good bye!" "I'm not sure what's happened to you Buttsquat... but you are kinda cool." "It's the hair!" "I'd be honoured if you ate my snack, buddy boy." "Carrots!" "[hisses] [grumble] Ah!" "[loud roars]" "Way to go, snack boy!" "Ow..." "Yeah Squirt," "I'd be honoured if you ate my snacks." "Put me down you miserable bag of feathers!" "Oops!" "[screams]" "Buttsquat can't be cool..." "he's Buttsquat." "[loud clatter]" "Hmm..." "MCGEE!" "[screams]" "MCGEE, vat are you doing?" "Something's up with Buttsquat." "He's like a kung-fu, Houdini, lord of the forest, sports master!" "And you should see his hair..." "I'm trying to find some hair gel or or lizard spit or something to make my hair more...cool." "So tell me, does Buttsquat now have big bunny teeth?" "Uh uh." "And brooding, pink eyes?" "Yeah." "Yeah he does." "And you say his hair is awesome?" "Gretchen and Suzi think so." "[gasp]" "Den he has been bitten by der batbunny and become..." "a CAMPYRE!" "[laughs]" "Phew!" "I knew Buttsquat couldn't out-cool me without supernatural help..." "Wait, he's a what?" "A CAMPYRE!" "Ven I vas a little girl, our village vasoverrun by dese bunnies ofthenight." "I vas the sole survivor!" "The only way to cure a campyre is vis carrots!" "Carrots?" "Yeah, carrots." "I zink I have a few left in der garden." "Be right back!" "[scream] Oh no!" "Rosebud?" "are you there?" "Uh, okay Rosebud, I uh, gotta go fix my " "Sorry!" "All out of carrots." "Whoa!" "You know what they say... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!" "BOTH:" "Ow!" "HEY!" "Help!" "Armand!" "Help!" "Thank goodness!" "Buttsquat and Rosebud have been turned into CAMPYRES!" "Oh I know, McGee." "Isn't it cool?" "Not cool." "SO not cool!" "[laughs]" "Huh?" "[screams]" "You can RUN but you can't fly!" "[pounding] [screams]" "ALL:" "Surprise!" "[groan]" "You're throwing a party for Count Butt-cula?" "Uh, yeah." "Good timing!" "You almost missed it!" "Gimme that!" "HEY!" "That's my last one!" "Look guys, Buttsquat, Rosebud and Armand haven been turned into..." "CAMPYRES!" "And this carrot is the only thing that can save us!" "[laughter] [pounding]" "Oh no!" "They're here!" "[sing-song voice] Be right there!" "No!" "Let go of me, McGee!" "I'll get it!" "What is with you, McGee?" "Yes, McGee, what is with you?" "I'm trying to save your necks!" "[pounding]" "ALL:" "Surprise!" "Nice part-ay!" "Stay away from my pals, Butt-snot!" "[laughter]" "Out of the way, we've come for a bite!" "Ha!" "Eat carrot, Campyre!" "Who's cool now?" "Huh?" "I didn't have lunch..." "Step aside." "I've gotta get Buttsquat to teach me that awesome finger punch." "Huh?" "Oh I'll teach you." "But first you need to become...cool." "[scream]" "How do ya like me now?" "Me next!" "Me next!" "[scream]" "SUZI:" "But I don't wanna go!" "Take it easy, McGee!" "Let go, I wanna be a" "CAMPYRE!" "Exactly!" "[laughter]" "Nowhere to run, McGee." "We're too cool to fool." "[laughter]" "It takes more than great hair and a cape to be cool, Buttsnort." "[rumbling]" "Huh?" "So long, Dumbsquat!" "[hisses] [scream] [groan]" "You mess with the hair, you mess with the butt." "[scream] Ooof." "Way to go!" "Now I'll never be a campyre!" "[campyre squeals] [panting] [evil squeal]" "Get in here, quick." "Hey, I wasn't exactly expecting' company." "[farts] Ew!" "Ew!" "Let me outta this icky, stinky place!" "[laughter]" "You'll have to come out sooner or later..." "Sawyer, please tell me you have some carrots left!" "I need to cure some campyres." "Sorry." "[farts] Oops." "I guess you could say the last ones just went out the vent." "[groaning]" "That's it!" "I'd love to hang around and talk about your farts all day but I got better things to do!" "Oof!" "I'm gonna be a campyre and YOU can't stop me!" "SUZI!" "No!" "I'm waiting!" "Come and get me!" "Ah, finally!" "Uh, not good." "Those bat-bunnies don't seem to like my gas." "Who does?" "It smells like rotten carrots." "Hey..." "And right now I love rotten carrots!" "Okay, now you're scaring me..." "It's over, McGee." "You're out of luck, out of awesome and out of carrots." "McGEE:" "Maybe so, Buttsnob." "But there's one thing I'mnotoutof..." "My zombie butt-zooka!" "Breathe carrot gas, campyres!" "[loud fart] [screams]" "Oh come on!" "I was only cool for like ten seconds!" "[sobs]" "I'll never get this stink outta my hair!" "You 'gassed' for it!" "Now you're gonna get it!" "[loud farts]" "One last blast to pass!" "[tiny fart]" "I'm running on empty!" "We've got one last shot." "So do I!" "[hisses]" "Give it all you got Sawyer!" "[grunting] [grunting] [rumbling] [loud bang] [coughing] Disgusting... [grunting]" "Ahh!" "No!" "My hair!" "My teeth!" "[gasp] My coolness..." "It's the sweet stank of dweebiness." "See ya, Buttstank!" "I will have revenge!" "Okay, that was pretty awesome." "Aw, it's nothing when you're just naturally cool." "Uh, I meant Sawyer's butt." "Way to squeeze 'em out Sawyer!" "Vegetables are power!" "[fart] ALL:" "Euw!" "[crows cawing] [loud bang] [evil laugh]" "McGEE:" "DearMom," "Weather's been acting up alittlehereatcamp ." "I even had a run inwithasnowman!" "Phew, it's hotter out here than a sasquatch in a sweat suit!" "McGEE and GRETCHEN:" "Cannonball!" "Don't do it, campers!" "It's too late." "Come on guys!" "What are you waiting for?" "The water is- BOILING!" "[screams] Hot!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "No swimming?" "How are we gonna cool off?" "ARMAND:" "Youthinkyou'rehot ?" "It's a steam bath in here!" "[steam hissing]" "Ooh yeah!" "[crackling] [screams]" "Alright, that was worse." "BUTTSQUATT:" "Check it, Bottom Sweaters!" "Seazillas!" "Fully air conditioned fun-mobiles." "Watch and weep!" "[beeping]" "Watching and weeping..." "Gah!" "Brain freeze!" "Suzi, take over taunting!" "Wanna come for a ride and cool off, baby brub?" "Really?" "Thanks sis!" "Oops, wrong button." "Here." "Sorry, got it this time..." "Oops!" "My bad..." "Nope... [¶] [gasp] McGee, you broke my dome!" "Actually, you pushed the bottom too hard." "It's kinda tricky- I mean uh... way to go MCDWEEB!" "Mock ya later lame-azoids!" "This is why you can't have nice things!" "[sigh] We don't need them to cool off." "You're right, Squirt." "I think we're due for another Ice Age." "SAWYER:" "I Scream Glacier?" "Uh uh." "No way!" "It's kinda..." "you know dangerous." "[shivers] Dangerously cool!" "ARMAND:" "So glad you talked us into this." "[sighs]" "I'd give a million dollars to have one of these under my bed." "Well get your wallet, Gretch." "Prepare for a big chill." "[loud crackling] [gasp] [scream]" "Ooh!" "This can't be good." "[sigh] [screaming] [singing quietly]" "What the...?" "[loud bang] [grunts]" "Woo - ha ha ha ha!" "Ahh..." "Ow..." "Hey, look!" "Snow day comes with a prize inside!" "[gasp] A Minotaur warrior!" "[cracking] [evil laugh]" "Minotaur?" "More like Mini-taur." "Cute!" "Can we keep him?" "Silence, insignificant mortal!" "Who leads your paltry human horde?" "[chuckles] Hey..." "Soon you will ALL bow before Ittybiticus the Mighty!" "Mighty adorable, you mean!" "Don't get too cosy." "Dat vone's dangerous." "Relax, Rosebud." "Little kids love me!" "Why ya jumping around little fella?" "Ya got to pee?" "[sound of liquid pouring]" "Well, now I do!" "But first I shall conquer this land!" "[cackles]" "With this sword of incredible power " "I am Ittybiti - huh?" "Sorry, little dude." "That thing's way too pointy for you." "[grunting]" "How dare you!" "Give that back!" "Adorable." "Look!" "It's snowing." "Whee!" "Hey, I know." "Ha ha!" "We'll call you Itty for short!" "Aw, such a little itty bitty cutie-pootie-pie!" "Unhand me, future grovelling prisoner!" "Aw, time for some winter fun with my Itty buddy!" "I mean, my buddy, Itty." "Ugh!" "[sound of liquid pouring]" "Ah!" "Where is your PUNY washroom?" "[laughter] [gibberish noises]" "Aw..." "You want a hug?" "[buzzer] [evil laugh]" "BAD Itty!" "No touchies..." "Nooo!" "[¶] [evil laugh] [giggling]" "[¶] [evil laugh] [scream]" "Whoa!" "Ugh!" "[frustrated grunt]" "I bet McGee broke it on purpose!" "Almost got it." "There!" "Seazilla is back in business..." "Gaahh!" "Can you believe how unappreciative he is?" "[grunting]" "I mean I offer him a nice refreshing blast of AC [grunting] when he goes and..." "Huh?" "[heavenly choir]" "And now he has winter and didn't share?" "No fair!" "Camp Loserbottom's got snow?" "Hey!" "Wait up!" "Ugh." "[blows raspberry]" "Dot bratvurst is not vat he seems." "Come on, Rosebud, we gotta cut Itty some slack." "He's just a kid." "So they think me a child, do they?" "Then..." "a child I shall BE!" "[scoffs]" "Uh, guys, does Itty wear diapers?" "'Cause either he's really mad or he's gonna..." "Wah!" "Wahhhh!" "Itty wants his sword!" "WAH!" "I want it!" "Want it!" "Want it!" "[screams]" "No, Itty!" "It's way too dangerous!" "[grunts] Here!" "[squeak] Play with my childhood chew toy." "[scream] Chewy Choo Choo!" "[sobbing]" "How 'bout some tether ball?" "NO!" "[screams]" "Give him his sword!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "You can hold the sword!" "Here dude-ling." "Gimme!" "[evil laugh]" "But just for a sec." "[sing song] You'll be sorry." "With this sword of implausible power," "I am..." "Ittybiticus!" "[loud thunder]" "Now THAT'S a temper tantrum." "See?" "He's happy now." "[screams]" "Okay Itty, playtime is over." "Time to give the sword back." "Prepare to be conquered by the mightiest Minotaur in history!" "[screams]" "Hey!" "That's no kid!" "Ya, think?" "Silence, you feeble giants!" "[screams]" "Playtime is over!" "Now, bow before Emperor Ittybiticus!" "[laughs]" "This shall be my armoury... that smelly structure, my dungeon... and this wobbly structure my palace!" "Can't believe my tiny buddy turned out to be such a massive pain." "I tried to tell you, but no!" "Pull the covers up, Mommy." "I'm cold." "Squirt's going into hibernation!" "Ve must get you all warmed up or you will not survive." "Here you campers need this more than I do." "Thanks Armand, but what are we gonna do?" "Take turns wearing it?" "Nope, we're gonna share it." "Rosebud, can you buy us some time?" "OKAY!" "Leave dot dinky doofus to me." "[cocks ladle]" "Is there no one who dares challenge Ittybiticus and his mighty muscles?" "I dare!" "Eat shnow, you little schtinker!" "[battle cries] [evil laugh]" "If this is your best, my victory is assured!" "Oooh!" "Frosty good!" "Now for a sisterly payback!" "Seazilla, meet SNOWZILLA!" "Ee-oooh!" "Ugh!" "And I thought these things smelled bad on the outside." "Ooh I like it!" "Smells like gym class!" "But how are you going to stay warm, Armand?" "Jazzercise!" "Jumpin' and pumpin' my way to a warmer, more alive - me!" "I have smote the strange, hairless beast." "This better work or we're toast." "Frozen toast." "McGEE:" "It's gonna work." "Behold McGee the Mountainous!" "At last!" "A worthy - if smelly - opponent for Ittybiticus!" "Run, Squirt!" "No no!" "Other way!" "Waugh!" "Prepare for the big chill!" "Hey, snow hogs!" "[sing-song] We're back!" "You're sharing winter with that little horn head kid instead of your big sis?" "I am not a kid!" "[screams] [gasp] SUZI!" "Looking good Suzi!" "I am your Emperor!" "And this snow chariot is now mine!" "[evil laughs]" "Nobody messes with my big sis... except me!" "Charge!" "Prepare for your destruction!" "Prepare for a McGee Meltdown!" "[battle cries]" "You sure playing chicken with an icicle toothpick is a good idea?" "SQUIRT:" "I like playingwithchickens!" "We gotta work with what we've got!" "Now Squirt, jump!" "[grunts] Take that!" "[beep]" "A Minitaur snow globe!" "Nice." "Now do we get to play with chickens?" "Maybe later, Squirt." "First let's thaw out Lakebottom and our friends." "And Buttsquat." "Thanks for the ride, Suz." "Thanks for the cold, brub." "[sneezes] Ah, man!" "What'd ya do to my Snowzilla?" "Turned it into a snow globe souvenir." "You're welcome." "This isn't over, McGee!" "I will have revenge!" "[crackling]"