"Going down?" "She loves me!" "hello, little kitty!" "This is your old uncle DudIey again." "Say, do you know what week this is?" "It's Be IKind to animals Week." "You are kind to animals, aren't you?" "Why, of course you are!" "But this week, you'II be extra kind." "Won't you?" "Come on!" "please?" "Just this week?" "That's the spirit!" "Let's do it now!" "And now, before your old uncle DudIey says goodbye did you get a nice little surprise for your little animal friend?" "You did?" "well, Iet him have it!" "That's my boy!" "You know son, now that you're grown up it's time we had a heart-to-heart talk about the facts of Iife." "First of all, you're a dog and there's three things a dog's gotta know how to do." "First, a dog's gotta know how to be man's best friend." "That comes in two easy positions:" "The Begging Position with the big, sad, soulful eyes." "And the Lying-at- the-Master's-Feet Position also with the big, sad, soulful eyes." "Now, the second thing a dog has to know is how to bury bones." "Why?" "I don't know!" "I can never find them after I bury them!" "But that's what dogs is supposed to do." "Third, and most important:" "AII dogs gotta know how to chase cats which happens to be my specialty." "Now, if we had a cat" "What a coincidence!" "Watch me." "This always scares them out of their skin." "Want to try it, son?" "I'II be right back." "I gotta have a talk with this character." "Listen, pussycat." "My boy's learning to chase cats." "And I don't want him to have any trouble, understand?" "When he starts barking, you start climbing." "Is that clear?" "Okay, then." "Let's go." "Okay, son, it's your turn now." "Nice work, boy!" "Hey, the kid ain't joshing!" "Look at that." "A chip off of that old block!" "That's what you are, son, a chip off of that old block." "That's my boy!" "Yes, sir!" "You did it again, son!" "What happened, son?" "Are you all right?" "Say something!" "Speak to me!" "Speak to me, boy!" "Who done it?" "That's all I want to know." "Okay, son." "Take it from here." "That's my boy doing that." "Mama!" "Mama!" "I can't swim." "Nobody likes me." "I don't know why." "I try and try and try but I can't swim!" "I can't help it." "I try and try and try." "Nobody likes me." "I wish I couId swim." "help!" "help!" "help!" "help!" "I can't swim." "help!" "Somebody, help!" "Tom Cat?" "Jerry Mouse?" "Tom and Jerry?" "You him." "Funny cartoons!" "You turista ?" "Andiamo !" "I show you NapoIi." "Here, e il Teatro San Carlo." "Way over there e il Vesuvio." "And here is Nisida." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Senti." "Senti !" "I'm sorry." "I always cry when I sing that song." "How!" "poor tom." "in a few minutes, it'll all be over." "and for the first time since he met her he 'll be happy." "poor miserable, lovesick creature." "i suppose people will say i should've helped him." "i know." "but it's better this way." "i'll never forget that first morning when it all started." "if ever there were two true friends  that was us." "and then she walked by." "when tom first saw her, i thought he'd flip his lid." "and he did." "from the very beginning, there was a strong magnetic attraction between them." "i tried to stop him, but it was no use." "poor simple tom." "he was putty in her hands." "i've never seen him so happy or so much in love." "but tom had a rival." "mr. butch." "yes  tom had a rival." "but this made him more determined than ever." "i appealed to him as a friend to give her up, but he ignored me." "tom was desperate." "he squandered all his savings on jewelry." "when the jewelry failed to impress her, he signed away his life to buy a car." "3 1 2 monthly payments at 1 1 20%0 interest." "it cost him an arm and a leg." "but he willingly sold himself into slavery for love." "tom went downhill fast after that." "he started drinking." "the next step was  the gutter." "well, that 's the story." "the story of a cat with a broken heart." "too bad everybody doesn 't have a girl like mine." "a girl that loves me and only me  with every bit of her true blue ever-loving heart." "y ou know what we' re gonna do today, son?" "we' re gonna have a barbecue." "y es, sir." "a father-son barbecue." "that's my boy." "the first thing we need, son is a nice hot fire." "there she goes." "the next step is the charcoal." "there's nothing like good old hickory smoke for flavor, son." "and finally..." "a juicy, tender delicious steak." "we're gonna have that barbecue yet, son." "what's the matter with that crazy cat?" "he'd better not spoil our barbecue." "did you see that crazy piece of charcoal, son?" "I just don't understand it, son." "well, now that we got rid of that cat we'll toss this salad." "do me a little favor will you, bud?" "get out of my salad!" "son, now you know why dogs hate cats." "ain't that a beauty, son?" "now all we need is a little pepper." "and now for that father-son barbecue." "hello, cousin." "did you get my letter?" "are you sure there aren't any mice?" "well, okay, if you say so." "oh, I wish I was brave like other cats but I'm not." "I guess I'm just a scaredy-cat." "are you sure there aren't any mice?" "I am ashamed of myself, but it's just that I hate to be left alone." "I can't help it if I'm chicken." "oh, cousin tom that dreadful creature's been frightening me again." "do you think it will work, cousin?" "okay, I'll try but I'm scared." "I wouldn't kick me if I were you." "happy easter!" "happy easter!" "oh, boy!" "oh, boy!" "a swimming pool." "oh, boy." "oh, boy, a swimming pool." "happy easter." "happy easter. oh, boy!" "happy easter." "let me out of here!" "what's the big idea?" "get me out of here!" "happy easter£¡" "happy easter!" "touche, pussycat!" "happy easter." "happy easter." "oh, boy." "hey, what happened to all the water?" "It was right here." "well, how do you like that?" "I get all set to go swimming and there ain't no water." "mommy, this is swell!" "hey, fellas!" "this your swimming pool?" "gee, it's swell." "I like it here." "It's big and it's.... lt's me!" "I'm home again." "come on, fellas." "we have a surprise for you." "all together, fellas." "happy easter!" "and I hurt my head too." "where is the cat?" "where is he?" "where is the cat?" "bonjour, monsieur pussycat." "goofing off?" "my nap has been disturbed by the king's mouseketeers." "If they disturb me once again, if I hear one more sound remember, one more sound and off comes your head." "good night." "off with your head!" "then off with your head!" "honey?" "oh, honey?" "I'm in here, george." "surprise!" "oh, george, you remembered!" "good morning to you good morning to you good morning, dear.... dear joanie good morning to you" "and that's not all, honey." "we' re going out to dinner and a show." "oh, george!" "do you think that little duck will be all right with that cat around?" "don't worry, honey." "the cat's outside, and the house is locked up tight." "good morning to you good morning to you good morning, dear pussycat pussycat?" "good morning to-- good morning to you" "there's a great big pussycat out there." "come on with me and I' ll show you." "he's a mean pussycat too." "honest, there was a pussycat." "vanishing cream?" "well, how about that?" "don't be afraid." "It's only me, the invisible duck." "see?" "vanishing cream!" "now watch this." "well, what do you know?" "no ears." "y ou wanna have some fun with the pussycat?" "okay, let's try it." "good morning, dear pussycat good morning to you" "and that was the end of the bad old pussycat." "It was the vanishing cream that did it." "I know one thing, jerry we'll never see that old pussycat again." "is that you mr. pussycat?" "It's a black day, it is." "a black day for poor old robin hood." "him locked up in the sheriff's jail and guards all over the place." "they're gonna hang him sure, they are." "hang poor robin in the morning, and us sitting here helpless." "there's nothing we can do. nothing." "here, now. what's all this blooming ""nothing"" talk?" "he's forgetting us, he is." "come on, let's us have a go at it." "looks like robin has company." "let's crash the blooming party, eh?" "what we stopping for, jerry?" "there it is, jerry." "there's where poor old robin hood is locked up tight, he is." "and there's the blooming key." "howdy, guvnor." "we'll have that blooming key out of him in no time." "okay, jerry. lower away!" "crikey!" "I can't see me hand in front of me blinking face." "the blooming key!" "you take the high road and i'll take the low and i'll be in scotland afore ye here's the blooming key, jerry." "blimey!" "he locked he in, he did." "here's the key, robin!" "there he goes!" "good old robin's free, he is." "hip, hip, hooray!" "oh, we swiped the blinking key then robin hood went free and it was you and me who done it oops!" "I won't be gone more than an hour or two. just a little shopping." "y es, ma'am." "the baby's bottle is in the refrigerator." "y es, ma'am." "y ou'll take good care of him, jeannie?" "y es, ma'am." "goodbye, jeannie." "goodbye." "goodbye, darling." "hi, it's me, jeannie!" "oh, no, I'm babysitting for two hours." "you silly!" "oh, I did." "yeah, I have a date already." "oh, no, you're kidding!" "she wouldn't do that." "scat, you bad cat!" "hi, it's me again." "no, the baby's all right." "It's that cat you have to watch." "scat, you cat!" "I'll say it is." "that cat keeps bothering the baby." "oh, no!" "he did, really?" "oh, that's right." "I saw them at the drive-in." "swell show, kid." "y eah, it's that darn cat again." "y eah, I can go if I get a passing grade in algebra." "oh, I hate algebra!" "gosh, whoever thought that stuff up?" "I just turned my back for one teensy minute to answer the phone and the baby was gone!" "oh, please, officer!" "y ou must get that baby back. y ou-- there's the baby!" "gotcha, you baby-nappers!" "a baby crawling down the street?" "now, who would be after believing that?" "well, mr. clumsy!" "every time you chase that mouse, you break something." "here!" "clean it up." "and it better not happen again." "just a minute!" "I'll be right down." "so you are to be my traveling companion, eh?" "well, you don't look much like a witch's cat to me." "that's better." "let's go, buster!" "look out there, sonny." "you'll be number eight if you don't hang on tight." "here we go!" "not bad, sonny. you get the job." "you sleep over there. good night." "stealing a ride, eh?" "well, I'll give you a real ride!" "wake up, tom." "tom, you're dreaming." "wake up, thomas, wake up!" "now, finish cleaning up that mess." "now what is that cat up to?" "." "If you're ever down in Texas Look me up" "If you're ever down in Texas Look me up" "Where men are men and love it" "And the gals are sure proud of it" "If you're ever down in Texas Look me up" "Everybody's gonna holler, "Howdy do!"" "Howdy do!" "Everybody there'll be saying, "How are you?"" "We raise corn for hot tamales And go gollies for the follies" "Boy, if you're ever down in Texas Look me up" "Ask anyone for Tommy Everybody knows of me" "They'll tell you where I'm riding at Bar W, X or Y or Z" "If you all come to Texas Look me up" "We got everything in Texas Look me up" "Am I right or Amarillo?" "Man, this state's a killer diller" "If you're even down in Texas Look me up" "Now ask anyone for Tommy Everybody knows of me" "They'll tell you where I'm riding at Bar W, X or Y or Z" "So if you all come to Texas Look me up" "You've got everything in Texas Look it up" "Am I right or Amarillo?" "Man, this state's a killer diller" "If you're ever down in Texas" "Mommy!" "My mommy." "My dear, sweet mommy." "I Iove my mommy and my mommy loves me." "My mommy is so good to me." "I have the best mommy in the whole world!" "help!" "Mommy, help!" "help, save me!" "Save me, Mama!" "I want my mama!" "My nice mommy will save me." "Won't you, Mommy?" "Oh, Mommy!" "It sure is nice of you to make me a little bed!" "Oh, Mommy, it's just the right size." "What you doing now, Mommy?" "Oh, a blanket." "well, isn't that nice, Mommy?" "Good night, Mommy." "Speak to me, Mommy." "Speak to me!" "My nice mommy." "Do I have to eat all that, Mommy?" "Oh, boy, Mommy I'm stuffed!" "Go away from me!" "Leave me alone!" "My nice mommy." "I Iove my mommy." "That's not my mommy!" "Are you fixing dinner again, Mommy?" "Now, you sit right down and give me that spoon." "You're a nice mommy and I'm gonna fix dinner while you rest." "Now let me see." ""place young duck in a pot of boiling water."" "Say, Mommy, where do we get a young duck?" "well, I'm a" "Duck!" "I get it." "I'm the young duck." "If, by gosh, Mama wants a duck dinner by gosh, Mama's gonna have a duck dinner." "Goodbye." "And I still love you, Mama." "My nice mommy." "My nice, nice mommy." "That's my mommy!" "We interrupt to announce that a dancing bear has wandered away from the carnival." "He is a trained bear and will dance if he hears music." "Do not be alarmed, he is harmless." "Contact your local police." "A big reward will be paid for the return of the dancing bear." "Your attention, please." "We interrupt this program to announce that the reward for the missing bear has been doubled." "If you see this missing bear notify your police department at once." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "This is your host at Melody Time bringing you six hours of continuous dance music." "Just a minute!" "I'm coming, I'm coming!" "well, look who's here." "Aren't they cute?" "Why, of course we'II take care of them." "Oh, no." "They won't be any trouble at all." "Goodbye." "You are the sweetest things." "Three little fluffy kittens." "Thomas!" "Oh, Thomas!" "Come in here and see what we got." "Aren't they cute, Tom?" "And you get to take care of them." "Now, you be good to them and I'II run down to the store for some nice fresh cream." "What's the matter with you, picking on those poor kittens?" "If you don't take good care of those little angels while I'm gone I'II pulverize you to pieces." "Do you understand?" "Goodbye." "Three little fluffy kittens...." "Here I am with the cream for those three little angels." "Buenos dias, senorita." "Que guapa esta." "I've never seen you look so beautiful." "Bueno, bueno, I will chase the mouse." "?" "No lo ve usted, senorita?" "It is no use." "It is no use?" "Porque usted es lazy." "Of all the lazy cats I have ever seen you are the most lazy, lazy, lazy!" "Yo lazy?" "Senorita, you have hurt me here." "Senorita, nadie, absolutely no one can catch El Magnifico." "No one?" "Is that so?" "Lea este telegrama." "?" "Es usted senor Tom?" "?" "Como esta usted senorita?" "!" "Oh, senor Tom!" "Ay, que gato tan galante." "And I know when I return, you will have catch the mouse." "Adios, senor Tom." "Adios, senorita." "!" "Que gato!" "!" "El Magnifico!" "!" "El toro!" "Toro, come on!" "Toro, come on, come on!" "Bravo!" "!" "Torero!" "!" "Valiente!" "?" "Que pasa aqui?" "What's going on in here?" "Senorita, I told you." "No one, but no one can catch El Magnifico." "?" "No es verdad, amigo?" "Si, es verdad, amigo." "Hey, pal." "Hey!" "Give us a break, will you?" "Get me out of this cage." "Hurry, chum!" "Step on it, step on it!" "That's right, pal, up on that fender." "Easy does it." "Now unIoosen that latch and I'm free!" "Thanks, chum." "Boy, I'm your pal for life!" "Anytime you ever needs me just whistle like this." "Get it?" "So long, little pal!" "Is everything okay, little pal?" "Listen, pussycat!" "If anything happens to me, pal I'II poke you in the puss!" "I'II pulverize you!" "I'II pound you to pieces!" "That's what I'II do, pound you to pieces!" "Like this!" "Just whistle, little pal." "Anytime, chum." "In me power!" "How am I doing, pal?" "well!" "Me little chum!" "When you need me, just whistle." "Baby talk." "Ain't he cute?" "Just whistle!" ""Dear Cousin muscles:" "Am having serious trouble with Tom." "Need your help at once." "Jerry."" "Listen, pussycat." "Don't let me catch you picking on my little cousin while I'm around." "You understand?" "Now beat it." "relax, cousin." "Nothing's gonna happen." "Come on, boys, we got a job." "And remember all you have to do is whistle." "So long, cousin." "Don't you believe it!" "Come up and see me sometime!" "Come up and see me sometime!" "Come up and see me sometime!" "Attention!" "Attention, everyone!" "We interrupt this program to bring you this warning!" "A ferocious lion has just escaped from the circus!" "I repeat, a ferocious lion has just escaped from the circus!" "You are advised to bar your windows and doors immediately!" "Don't give me away, pal." "Don't let them catch me!" "If they take me back to that circus I'II go crazy!" "I can't stand that corny music!" "Or that crackle, crackle, crackle of them popcorn bags!" "Say you'II help me get back to the jungle please?" "Gee, thanks, pal!" "Thanks!" "There's just one more little thing." "I'm hungry!" "Goodbye!" "Goodbye, pal!" "So long!" "This is the Lucky Seven Saturday Night Bridge club." "Who?" "This is her." "A party?" "At my house?" "Excuse me!" "Thomas!" "Doggone cats!" "Messing up my whole evening!" "well, I might as well relax and play a little soft, soothing hot music!" "That's my boy!" "He's taking a nap!" "What's the idea of waking up my boy?" "Look at that!" "You give him the hiccups too!" "Every time his sleep gets disturbed he gets the hiccups!" "There, there, son." "If you wake my boy again, there's gonna be trouble!" "Here you go, son." "Try sipping a little water." "Maybe I can scare them out of you." "I'II try making a loud noise." "Now he's got me doing it!" "I'II murder that...cat!" "How do you Iike that?" "The hiccups is gone!" "Gee, thanks a Iot, pal!" "You cured our hiccups!" "Boy, from now on, anything you do is okay with us!" "Yes, sir!" "Anything you do from now on is okay!" "telegram!" "help!" "help!" "Gee...." "I'm throwing away a million dollars." "But I'm happy!" "'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse." "Thomas!" "Oh, Thomas!" "Oh, here you are." "well, come on, Tom." "It's time you were put out for the night." "Thomas!" "Hurry up and get outside!" "My goodness!" "If I stand here in an open door like this I'm gonna catch my death of cold!" "Why, Thomas!" "Are you catching a cold?" "Why, you poor little thing!" "I better let you stay inside the house tonight." "Yes, sir!" "If you got a cold you better curl up here by the fire." "You're telling the truth about that cold, aren't you?" "If I thought you weren't I'd wash your mouth out with soap!" "well, good night." "Good morning." "Ajax Mouse Exterminating Company." "help!" "help!" "A mouse!" "Come quick!" "C A T Cat." "Good morning, everyone." "This is News Time." "The top news this morning is the reward offered by the circus for the return of their valuable baby seal." "The reward of $ 1 0,000 will be paid to anyone who returns this little seal to the circus." "Once again, the phantom is abroad." "Trapped in the lonely tower  the girl can hear its mocking laughter echo louder up the vaulted staircase." "Then a claw-like hand falls heavily upon the latch." "Slowly, the door creaks open." "A ghostly form drifts through the blackness of the chamber." "The helpless girl feels her hair stand on end." "Icy chills race down her spine." "Her heart leaps into her throat." "Closer...." "And that, my dear children concludes this evening's witching hour." "And you do believe in ghosts don't you?" "Hello?" "Hello, this is the operator." "Will you please get off the line?" "That sounds like a burglar prowling around in that parlor." "If you' re looking for trouble, Mr. Burglar here I come!" "Tom, you no-good cat!" "Attacking from the rear, eh?" "Well, take this!" "And this!" "Get out of here, you good-for-nothing, moss-eating mousetrap!" "Milk?" "This is the story of a waltzing mouse." "His name was Johann and he lived in Vienna in the home of Johann Strauss." "Each day, as this famous musician played little Johann couldn't resist  waltzing to the beautiful music." "And each day, watching and waiting  was the cat." "And every day, he would try to catch him." "But he would fail." "However, this didn't discourage the cat because he knew that each day, when the master played  the mouse would waltz." "And the cat would try again and again and again." "One day, the master went away on a journey." "This left the cat in a serious predicament." "He knew that if there were no music  the mouse wouldn't waltz!" "Why couldn't he, the cat, learn to play?" "Poor little Johann." "He was under the spell of the beautiful music." "But luckily for him at that moment, the servants wondered who was playing." "Amazing!" "A cat that could play and a mouse that could dance?" "The maid told the butcher boy." "The butcher boy told the crowd at the square." "Then, one of the palace guards overheard." "A cat that could play?" "A mouse that could waltz?" "Good heavens!" "The emperor couldn't believe his ears." "So they were commanded to perform at the palace at once." "Wonderful!" "Sensational!" "And they were very happy as long as the cat played and the mouse danced." "But when the cat stopped playing it was the same old story!" "Well, here we are again the first of the month and bills, bills, bills!" "Something's got to be done to cut down expenses." "Yes, dear." "But if you look you won't find any of my bills in there." "Well, there're certainly none of mine in here." "Listen to this:" ""Dog food, cat food, dog food, cat food"...." "Well, you had to have a dog." "Yeah, and you had to have a cat." "Okay, then, let's get rid of one of them." "That's a good idea." "Let's get rid of one." "They eat too much!" "Well, it's very simple." "We'll get rid of the cat." "Oh, no, you don't!" "We'll get rid of the dog." "At least Tom keeps me company." "Now wait a minute!" "You've heard of man's best friend." "That's my Spike." "Down, boy!" "Down!" "Down, Spike!" "Down, boy!" "Down, down!" "Well, at least Tom is some use around the place." "So what?" "Take a look in the kitchen." "Well, there's one thing a cat does a dog can't do." "Yeah?" "And what can a cat do that a dog can't do?" "Catch a mouse!" "Oh, yeah?" "I'll make a deal the one that catches the mouse can stay." "Go get him, Spike!" "That does it, boys." "Start packing!" "Why didn't we think of this before?" "If we must have a pet, let's make it a mouse." "They don't eat very much." "Are you packed yet?" "All right, then." "Take what belongs to you and get out!" "Hey!" "Put that back!" "Hey, you two!" "Come back here!" "That's my dream house!" "Wait a minute, pussycat!" "Ever since I was a pup I've wanted a little place of my own." "And I still want it." "But if one more thing happens to my little dream house there's going to be murder!" "Timber!" "You are a bad, bad, bad, naughty little baby running away from your mama like that!" "Now you come out of there or I will get my hairbrush and spank you right on your little dy-dee." "Like I always say:" ""If it ain't the work, it's the worry."" "Now, you get right back in your little bed." "And now it's time for your dinner." "And here it is." "Now, I am going downtown and buying me a new girdle." "You stay right in your little bed, or I will spank you again and...." "Goodbye!" "Mama!" "Baby!" "You is a bad kitty cat for getting out of bed." "Now you get right back in." "If you get out one more time, I'll hold your little nose and I will pour castor oil in your mouth." "And it will taste awful bad." "And that ain't good." "When the wind blows The cradle will rock" "Rock-you-a-bye?" "Whoops a daisy!" "Whoops a daisy!" "He fell in the fishbowl." "Anesthetic!" "Diaper!" "Diaper!" "Powder!" "Powder!" "Oil!" "Oil!" "Safety pin!" "Safety pin!" "Forceps!" "Forceps!" "Rubber pants!" "Rubber pants!" "Hey, look!" "I'm dancing!" "I'm dancing!" "Baby!" "This is the last straw, what is breaking my back as soon as it is turned." "You are a bad baby so now you have to take castor oil!" "Now come on open up!" "Come on!" "What's cooking, Toots?" "Boy, are you corny." "You act like a square at the fair a goon from Saskatoon." "You come on like a broken arm." "You're a sad apple, a longhair, a cornhusker." "In other words, you don't send me." "So bail out, brother!" "Get lost!" "And here's your rat, cat." "Boy, are you corny!" "How many times have you been told that?" "How many girls have said:" ""No, Horace, I can only be a sister to you. "" "Get your boots laced, buddy." "Get hep to the jive." "Step in and see Smiling Sam, the zoot suit man." "Step out with a zoot suit for the great shape and a re-pleat." "Wear an ankle-length jacket with 3-foot shoulders pants that begin at the chin zoom to a 54-inch knee  then fade softly to a 3-inch victory cuff." "Get hep!" "Get one!" "Get lost in a new zoot suit!" "Jackson!" "What's jumping, chick?" "You' re really a sharp character a mellow little fellow." "And now you' re calling the job!" "You' re on the right side, you alligator, you!" "Slip me some skin, my friend!" "Well, all reet, well, all root, well, all right!" "Let's take a little ride to jive." "Do you hear me?" "Latch on, Jackson!" "We're off!" "I love you." "When I'm with you, I'm what you call "a hip cat."" "I'm hip to the jive." "I'm in the groove, darling." "Now you're really sending me, Jackson!" "You set my soul on fire." "It is not just a little spark it is a flame!" "A big roaring flame!" "I can feel it now." "It is burning burning burning!" "Say, something is burning around here!" "Jasper!" "Jasper!" "That no-good cat!" "Just a minute, you good-for-nothing, cheap fur coat!" "Now would you just look?" "Just look at that mess you made!" "Now understand this if you break one more thing you are going out!" "O-U-T." "Out!" "That's clear, isn't it?" "One more breaking and you're going out!" "Now get out of my sight before I get mad!" "One more breaking and that cat is going out of here." "Jasper!" "Jasper!" "Man, you are practically out now!" "And when I say "out," Jasper, I mean out!" "O-U-T." "Out!" "Thomas?" "Thomas!" "If that cat's been in that kitchen...!" "Thomas, if you've been in that icebox start praying!" "Thomas!" "Thomas!" "Get in here, Thomas, and get this mouse!" "Goodness!" "This is no place for a lady!" "Thomas?" "Thomas!" "Man, that mouse sure did get demobilized." "Thomas, get in here, tiger man and get yourself a nice big bowl of delicious cream." "Thomas!" "Why, you two-timing, double-crossing no-good cheating cat!" "Get out!" "Get!" "Go, you no good-for-nothing, home-eating mousetrap!" "Get out!" "Now!" "My goodness!" "What's going on in here?" "Why, you overstuffed Pekingese dog, you!" "What are you doing, wrecking up the house?" "Get out of here, you pug-nosed, old messing good-for-nothing!" "You know darn well you are not allowed in this house!" "Ever!" "Just a minute, I'm coming!" "I'm coming, I'm coming!" "Well, how do you do now?" "Why, of course I'll take care of her." "My goodness!" "She's no trouble at all." "Are you, honey?" "Now you just take your time." "Goodbye." "Now, you just sit right over here on the couch and make yourself right at home." "Goodness!" "You are the cutest thing!" "Wait a minute, stupid!" "You don't have to share that mouse with that guy!" "Look!" ""X" marks the spot." "You get the general idea, don't you?" "Okay then!" "Let him have it!" "I'm disgusted with you!" "You're yellow!" "You lost your nerve!" "Now listen here." "You're a citizen, ain't you?" "You got rights!" "That mouse was yours first!" "You had priorities on him." "Okay, then." "Plant that ax in his toupee and you have that cheese-napper to yourself!" "Go on!" "Swing it!" "Thomas, you no-good cat!" "That's sabotage!" "Out you go!" "You never thought you'd miss that cat, did you?" "Feeling kind of lonesome?" "Look at him." "You can't live with him but there's no fun without him." "You know you could get that guy back in here, though if you really wanted to." "Couldn't you?" "Hey!" "You wanna get back in the house, don't you?" "Okay then." "I'll...." "And you...." "Then we'll both...." "That's a lulu!" "Timber!" "Thomas!" "Get in here and save me!" "Hey!" "We're still kidding, ain't we?" "Sure." "Okay then." "Chase him in here, Thomas!" "Hold him down, Thomas!" "Don't let him get away!" "Did I get him?" "Yes, Thomas, you are a hero." "Here's a reward for getting rid of that mouse." "You sure are a mouse-catcher!" "Why, that dirty, double-crossing, good-for-nothing, two-timing...." "My, that's a beautiful table!" "I sure hope nothing happens to it before the company gets here." "Hello?" "Tommy!" "Oh, I'd love to come to dinner!" "Hey!" "What's cookin'?" "You are, stupid!" "Hey!" "Are you gonna stand there and let a dame come between you and him?" "You gonna let a beautiful friendship go "ffft," like that?" "She's got him eating out of her hand!" "Brother!" "We gotta break that thing up!" "And quick!" "Listen!" "The best way to break up a romance like that is to...." "A dame!" "" Dear Dream Boy:" "I have always admired your physi-que." "Drop in for tea at 3:00." "Swooningly yours, Toodles."" "Toodles!" "Wow!" "Dames!" "Cocktails!" "What a doll." "What a doll!" "Pardon me, dearie." "What a doll!" "What a doll!" "You know I'm expecting Cupid's arrow any minute." "I got a gal who's always late" "Any time we have a date" "But I love her" "I'm gonna ask her" "Is you is Or is you ain't my baby" "The way you acting lately Makes me down" "You is still my baby, baby" "Seems my flame in your heart's Done gone out" "A woman is a creature" "That's always been strange" "Just when you're sure of one You'll find she's gone and made a change" "Is you is Or is you ain't my baby" "Maybe baby's found somebody new" "My baby's still my baby true" "Is you is" "Or is you ain't my baby" "Maybe baby's found somebody new" "Or is my baby" "Still my baby true" "Come on, boy!" "Go get it!" "Come on!" "I love you." "You set my soul on fire." "It is not just a little spark it is a flame." "A big, roaring flame." "I can feel it now." "Kiss." "Kiss." "Kiss, Kiss." "Listen, pussycat." "I'm trying to take a nap." "A little beauty rest, see?" "And you're driving me nuts!" "I'm a nervous wreck!" "Look!" "Please, chum, take it easy." "Lay off the noise, huh?" "'Cause if I hear one more sound I'm gonna skin you alive!" "Get it?" "Now, scram!" "Rock-a-bye baby On the treetop" "When the wind blows The cradle...." "Go to sleep" "Go to sleep" "Close your big bloodshot eyes" "You're a dope And you're a lug" "And I hope you don't wake up" ""One custard pie"?" "Let me have it!" "And this, Mr. Thomas is your last and final chance." "Either you keep that mouse out of the icebox or you go out!" "Understand?" "Remember, you're on guard!" "My goodness!" "What is going on down there?" "Thomas?" "Thomas?" "If you are messing around that icebox, I'll skin you alive!" "Well, I'll be darned!" "This is such a mess!" "Isn't this something?" "As soon as my back is turned that low-down, good-for-nothing feline is up to something." "Boy, when I get my hands on that no-account cat I'll make it plenty hot for him." "Is that you, Thomas?" "In the morning, I'm gonna mop the floor with his ornery hide." "Why, you crazy cat!" "Take this!" "And that!" "My goodness!" "That pesky mouse has been having a jam session right here in my breadbox!" "And look at my raided refrigerator!" "And the nibbling on my chocolate cake!" "Boy, what is this?" "A holiday for mice?" "And me with two cats in the house!" "Boy, when I lay my hands on those good-for-nothing, lazy" "Well, gentlemen!" "I'm glad to see you're enjoying your little siesta." "You are comfortable, aren't you?" "And you both getting plenty of nice fresh cream?" "Well, I'm glad you're satisfied." "Because I'm not!" "There's a mouse in this house!" "And there are two cats!" "There's only gonna be one cat in this house in the morning and that's the cat that catches the mouse!" "Now, get along!" "I think I'd better go peek in on those two cats." "Hold on there, you crazy cats!" "Take this, you good-for-nothing, low-down...!" "Here!" "Take this!" "And that!" "Help!" "Thomas!" "Save me!" "Go on, now, mouse!" "Go on!" "Shoo!" "Get away from here!" "You quit trying to scare me!" "Thomas!" "Thomas!" "Hit him, Tom!" "Hit him!" "Thomas, if you're a mouse-catcher I'm Lana Turner." "Which I'm not." "The trouble with you is, you're getting too old to catch mice." "So I've decided to bring in a new and younger cat." "Step up here and meet a real mouse-catcher." "Oh, Lightning!" "Boy, you are a gentleman and a mouse-catcher." "That's right, Lightning." "Take good care of poor old Tom." "Well, good night, Lightning." "See you in the morning." "I love that cat." "Thomas?" "Is that you in the icebox?" "Thomas, have you been in that icebox?" "You have?" "Then out you go!" "What in the world is going on in here?" "Lightning!" "Thomas!" "Good boy, Thomas!" "Thank you, Thomas." "And I sincerely hope you will accept my apologies and this small token of gratitude." "Hey, wait a minute!" "What's all this fighting getting us?" "Cats can love dogs, can't they?" "And mice can get along with cats, can't they?" "Well, then." "Let's bury the hatchet." "Let's be pals." "Buddies." "What do you say?" "This is more like it!" ""Peace treaty." "The dog, the cat and mouse agree to live together peacefully." "With this truce we won't tinker." "The one that does is a stinker." "Signed Tom, Jerry and yours truly."" "Let's shake on it, pals." "Are you okay, chum?" "Speak to me, pal." "Speak to me!" "That's that." "The whole house is clean and brother, it better stay that way!" "Hold on there, you crazy cat!" "Just look what you've done to my clean floor!" "Get up here!" "And take this mop!" "Now, start cleaning!" "And furthermore if I find one spot of dirt in this house when I get back we're gonna be minus one cat around here." "Understand?" "Well, get on with the cleaning." "And keep it clean!" "That's my boy!" "Hey, you!" "That's my boy you got in your hand!" "Listen, pussycat!" "If I catch you bothering my boy again I'll tear you apart!" "Now beat it!" "There, there, son." "Ain't no cat gonna hurt you." "No, sir!" "Where's my boy?" "If he's under that barrel I'll skin you alive!" "Come on!" "Lift it up!" "Name:" "Butch." "Cause of decease:" "Lost fight with bulldog." "Pass granted." "Frankie." "Struck with flatiron while singing on a backyard fence." "Pass." "Aloysius." "So you didn't see the steamroller coming, huh?" "Go ahead." "Fluff, Muff and Puff." "What some people won't do." "Thomas!" "Just a minute." "Apparently, your whole life was spent persecuting an innocent little mouse." "With a record like that, I can't let you through." "I'm sorry, Tom." "However, the Heavenly Express doesn't leave for an hour." "If you can obtain the signature of that mouse on this certificate of forgiveness you will be permitted to pass." "If you fail it's this." "Let me have him!" "Send him down!" "Give him to me now!" "Remember, you have only an hour." "Hurry, Tom!" "Hurry!" "Thomas?" "Thattaboy, Tom!" "Hit him and let's go!" "Come on!" "All aboard!" "Don't kill me." "Don't kill me!" "I'm too young to die." "I thought for a minute there was a big old cat out there and he's got a great big ax." "And wham!" "He threw it at me." "And right on the neck, wham!" "Wham!" "Wham!" "And if he ever hits me woe is me." "Woe is me!" "Don't worry." "I'll save you!" "I'll save you!" "Mama!" "Oh, Mama!" "Mama?" "I'm coming, Mama!" "I'm coming!" "Baby!" "Oh, baby!" "Mama!" "Baby!" "That's the big old cat that was chasing me out there." "He had a great big ax, and he goes wham, wham, wham, wham!" "That's what he does." "He did?" "Henry!" "He did?" "Thomas, is that you messing around in the kitchen?" "Thomas, come in here and get this chicken-stealing mouse!" "Hey, you!" "What you doing with my bone?" "Yeah, you!" "Listen, pussycat if I catch you taking my bone again there's gonna be trouble." "Understand?" "Come on, boy, up, up." "Come on." "That's a good boy." "Steady now." "Over the rainbow" "Birds fly over the rainbow" "Why can't I" "And now the great Chef Francois will give to you a special secret recipe for fins a la radis." "This is the most delicious dish  what you have ever tasted." "Such a delicate aroma!" "Such exquisite taste!" "It will melt your mouth." "Are you ready?" "Into a pot of boiling water put two carrots, two onions a string bean, paprika, two eggs a pinch of parsley, a dash of pepper and the last and the most important thing one small fresh fish." "Good night, ladies" "Good night, ladies" "Good night, ladies" "We hate to say goodbye" "We hate to say goodbye" "We hate to say goodbye" "We won't be home until morning" "We won't be home until morning" "We won't be home until morning" "Thomas?" "!" "Come out of there." "Well, Mr. Playboy while you were out partying all night  I have to keep that mouse out of the refrigerator." "It's your job not mine." "Get up." "Now get in there!" "Are you asleep?" "Listen here, night owl." "If I catch you asleep on the job you're going out, understand?" "Thomas!" "Is that you sleeping?" "Thomas!" "Were you sleeping?" "You better not be." "Well, Thomas I'm glad to see you're awake." "Keep up the good work." "Thomas!" "Get off of that bed!" "Well, look!" "It's Tom!" "Come on, boy." "We got a big night tonight." "Mama?" "Up in pot." "Up in pot there!" "Cut a potato." "Cut a potato!" "Cut a carrot up." "Hold the onions." "Up in pot." "Up in pot!" "Barbecued cat." "Barbecued mouse." "Help!" "Help!" "One." "Two." "Three." "Over here, Tom." "Chase him over here." "Get him around here." "Not that way, this way!" "Once more, Tom." "I'll get him!" "Thomas?" "What's the matter with you?" "What's come over you?" "Don't act like that!" "Get away from me, Thomas!" "Thomas, do go away!" "Don't!" "Doctor?" "That's right." "Doctor, he's acting just like a mouse." "He's even eating cheese!" "He's got what?" "Amnesia?" "Is that bad, doctor?" "Never mind." "Here he comes!" "Get away from here." "You, get!" "Get away!" "Amnesia!" "Don't shoot me." "Don't shoot me." "Please don't shoot me." "There's a big cat out there with a shotgun and he's shooting." "Bam, bam, bam, bam!" "I'm up there flying home and minding my own business." "And that cat, bam, bam, bam, shoots me!" "So I start falling down, down, down." "I flap while trying to keep up, but it's no use." "I come in for a landing, bounce on my bottom and blam!" "That hurt my arm." "Oh, my arm, my poor little arm!" "Don't touch it!" "Don't break it!" "You're killing me!" "Oh, my arm, my arm!" "It hurts, it hurts!" "Gee, it feels good." "Boy, you're a swell doctor!" "Goodbye!" "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "I saw the cat out there and, boy, did he look mad!" "And he's shooting." "Bam, bam, bam!" "And he injured my tail." "Look." "Boy, that's swell." "I saw a cat out there, and he's shooting." "Bam, bam, bam!" "My foot!" "My poor foot!" "Do something." "Somebody do something!" "Get me a doctor!" "Get me a nurse!" "Get me a bandage!" "Oh, what torture!" "What pain!" "I can't stand the pain." "It's driving me crazy!" "Wait a minute." "Is that it?" "Is that what I was howling about?" "Buddy, I'll never forget this act of kindness." "And if you ever need help, just ring this bell." "Well, adios, little Samaritan." "I learned this one on television." "Here's your bell, little Sam." "Sorry to disturb you, Mr. Thomas." "Thank you so much." "Don't look now, Tom, but a mouse just went by." "That's right." "Enjoy yourself." "It's later than you think." "I hope that's the mailman." "Oh, thank you." "I've been waiting for this." "Now, there's going to be some changes made." ""Mechano, the cat of tomorrow." "No feeding, no fussing, no fur." "Clean, efficient, dependable."" "Thomas!" "Oh, Thomas!" "Come in here and see what I've got." "Thomas, meet Mechano." "Mr. Mechano here is taking your job as mousecatcher." "Are you through laughing, Tom?" "Then watch this." "Is it okay if I laugh now, Tom?" "That's how it is, Tom." "Progress!" "The machine age and stuff like that." "But don't worry." "Maybe you can find an old-fashioned house that needs an old-fashioned cat." "That's my Mechano!" "No feeding, no fussing and no fur." "Just remember, all you have to do is to keep that mouse out of the house." "Isn't he cute?" "What in the world is going on in here?" "Mechano, put down that ax!" "Help!" "Help!" "Thomas!" "Thomas, am I glad to see you!" "Boy, they can have their new-fangled Mechanos!" "All I want is a plain old-fashioned cat." "Thomas, don't do that." "Thomas!" "Stop!" "Help!" "Now hear this, Mascot Thomas." "Everything on this ship is brand-new but the mascot." "And we'll have a new mascot if I find one mouse onboard!" "Is that clear?" "Then be on with your duties." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Let me out!" "Well, congratulations, Thomas." "You've done a fine job." "I haven't seen a mouse onboard the entire trip." "And now, for the final instruction." "The table is set for the grand banquet." "You are to guard it with your very life!" "Especially from the king's mouseketeers." "Should you fail off comes the head!" "Pussycat!" "Le pussycat!" "Le pussycat!" "Touche, pussycat!" "There goes your little playmate." "Every time he sees a dame, he falls in love." "Every time he falls in love, it means trouble for you." "Remember the little doll down at the beach?" "She was laying there, minding her own business...." "That's what I say." "What did you get out of that?" "Trouble." "Nothing but trouble." "And how about that other little number he invited over to dinner?" "Hello?" "Tommy!" "Oh, I'd love to come to dinner!" "That was a hot one!" "And if that don't prove what I'm talking about...." "What happened to you when he fell for that cute little cowgirl?" "Not that there was anything wrong with her...." "And what were you?" "Hopalong Chump." "Sucker." "Dope!" "Look!" "We gotta break this thing up before he starts serenading her." "Or can you take that again?" "I can still hear it." "Him slapping that big bull fiddle and singing." "Is you is, or is you ain't my baby?" "The way you acting lately Makes me down" "You is still my baby, baby" "Seems our flame In your heart's done gone out" "A woman is a creature That's always been strange" "Just when you 're sure of one You find she's gone and made a change" "Is you is, or is you ain't My baby" "Maybe baby's found somebody new" "My baby's still my baby true" "Now, these ought to bust up that romance fast." "And you'll need something for a hotfoot." "And there's nothing like a hatpin to put over your pert." "Now get going before there's any trouble." "And if this don't start it, nothing will." "I've been double-crossed!" "And by a dame." "Every time a dame comes into my life, I'm in trouble." "Why do we have to have dames?" "Why--?" "And what's wrong with dames?" "It's the whole world laughing at that hilarious new novel Life with Tom." "This book by the new, brilliant author, Jerry Mouse is on sale everywhere." "Get your copy of Life with Tom." "It's a scream!" "Why, that lazy cat!" "You sure don't have any trouble hearing when it's time to eat, do you?" "I suppose you want a nice, juicy turkey leg?" "With mashed taters?" "And giblet gravy?" "Lots of gravy?" "Well, you ain't getting any dinner!" "Wanna know why?" "That's why." "When you get rid of that varmint, you can eat, not before." "Now, get going." "I said no dinner till you catch that mouse!" "Here's your dinner, partner." "Yes, sir!" "You're a rootin', tootin', shootin' tomcat." "Yes, sirree." "Your attention, please." "We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this urgent warning." "A white mouse has just escaped from the experimental laboratories." "Before escaping, he consumed enough of a new secret explosive  to blow up an entire city." "If you see this white mouse, telephone officials at once!" "And whatever you do, remember, the slightest jar  will explode this white mouse and destroy the entire city." "Be careful." "Please be careful." "Your attention, please." "We have just learned from laboratory officials  that the explosive contained in the white mouse is no longer dangerous." "And they have assured us the mouse will not explode." "We repeat:" "The white mouse will not explode." "Don't you believe him." "That looks like me." "I'm ugly." "I'm still ugly." "Goodbye, everybody." "Nobody loves me." "Nobody." "Oh, boy, I sure am ugly." "I wish I was dead." "Will you eat me, Mr. Pussycat?" "Please eat me." "I'm serious." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Here, kitty, kitty." "Here, kitty, kitty!" "Are you still gonna eat me?" "Go ahead." "I'm sorry." "Pull out your tongue." "Do you want some nice, fresh duck pie?" "Oh, come on." "Please." "Pretty please." "Open your mouth and close your eyes." "It's no use." "It's no use." "It's no use." "It's no use, I tell you." "I'm hopeless." "You did" "Aren't you gonna eat me?" "Oh, boy, am I ugly?" "Don't do that!" "Don't do that!" "I'm never showing my face again." "Don't do that!" "You're cute." "Am I really?" "Yeah, I'll say." "Touche, pussycat." "Touche, pussycat." "Monsieur Pussycat." "Pussycat!" "So long, Jerry old boy." "I'm going south." "Hey!" "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" ""Wild ducks are migratory birds and fly south every winter."" ""Domestic ducks are primarily farm fowl and do not fly south for the winter."" "Aw, phooey!" "I'm going south." "Goodbye." "" Farm fowl do not fly south for the winter."" "Phooey!" "I'm going south." "So long, Jerry." "I'll see you next spring." "Aw, phooey!" "Well, goodbye Jerry." "And don't worry about me." "Hey!" "Wait for me!" "Wait for me!" "Southern fried duck." "Hey, are you gonna eat me?" "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Please help me go south." "Please, Jerry, please!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Oh, boy, this is the life." "And we don't have to worry about that old cat." "I wonder where he is now." "Boy, we sure did" "Hey, where am I?" "Turn on the light, somebody." "Help!" "Get me out of here!" "Well, there you are, son." "When I promise to take you on a picnic I take you on a picnic, right?" "That's my boy." "Now all we gotta do is get this soda pop and we're all set." "I don't know what's the matter with that cat, son but he better keep away from our lunch." "Right?" "Don't eat that one, son." "It's dirty." "Help!" "Help!" "Now, you be a good little kitty while I go out shopping with some money I found under the rug." "Thomas, come in and see what I bought with the money I found." "A cute, little white mouse." "And when you play music, he dances." "Thomas!" "Let go of that little mouse!" "Put him down!" "You bad, bad cat!" "From now on, you can sleep in the garage." "Thomas?" "Is that you in the kitchen?" "You know you're not supposed to be in the house." "Thomas, do you have that little white mouse under there?" "." "I knew it." "You bad, bad cat." "Oh, there you are." "Isn't he cute?" "Thomas." "Are you still bothering that white mouse?" "You were just jealous, weren't you?" "Well, you can come in." "But you must promise to be friends." "Now you have a little dancing partner." "It's a big pussycat!" "And besides that I'm chicken." "A man or a mouse?" "You are a mouse." "Bonjour, Monsieur Pussycat." "Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy." "Honest, there was a pussycat." "Touche, pussycat." "I got the pictures, Tom." "These are the funniest home movies I ever took." "Wait till you see what happens to those dumb dogs." "Boy, do you make a monkey out of them?" "They don't know whether they're coming or going." "Okay, douse the lights." "Hold it." "Okay, boys." "Here we go." "Here's where the dog started after Tom." "I love you." "How you set my soul on fire." "It is not just a little spark." "It is a flame." "A big, roaring flame." "I can feel it now." "Lover boy!" "Part two, coming up." "This is the time you went fishing, Tom." "Now, there is a dumb dog." "Excuse me." "Screwball in the side pocket." "Wow, was Spike mad!" "Howdy there, nephew." "Gotta rehearse my song." "That's kind of pretty before it gets started, aren't it?" "That's a hard part right in there, nephew." "The yodel goes in there somewhere, but it's a little too high for me." "That's that hard part again, right in there." "You got a guitar string on you, nephew?" "." "I see one." "Thank you, partner!" "Can't sing without a string." "Gotta have another whisker, nephew." "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty." "Don't try to stop me, nephew." "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty." "Oh, there you are." "Come back here you ornery critter." "I don't aim to let one more cat whisker stand in between me and fame and fortune." "Bend down here, cat." "Let's have a" "Stand still!" "Aren't gonna hurt much if I yank it out." "I gotta have a whisker." "I gotta have one, that's all." "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty." "Here kitty." "There you are!" "You know darn well I can't play without a guitar string." "Come on out here, nephew." "Here's what I play for my encore." "You know darn well I can't leave without a guitar string." "Well, so long, nephew." "Don't forget to see me on TV tomorrow night." "And now, ladies and gentlemen, introducing for the first time a new singing television star, Uncle Pecos!"