"Nina was only away for 3 years." "Nina, you're looking well." "London must agree with you." " The prody girl returns." " It's been a long time, girlfriend." " But in that time eveything has changed." " Dad used the restaurant as collateral for the bet?" "In his defence he was up to his eyes." " He knew what he was doing." " He was desperate." "The Taj, meant eveything to my dad." "Now, Nina's cooking up a plan to save the restaurant." "Got the competition's coming up." "Sanjay's in the final." "And all she needs, is a little competition." "He wanted to win that trophy for the third time." "Just imagine the Taj..." "competing again." "Just imagine?" " Who are we up against?" " Ok." "The "Bengal Tiger"." "Pussicat..." " Unless it's under new management." " It is." "Last year's winners." "And then last, "The Jewel in the Crown"." " It's in the bag." " Oh yeah, it's in the bag." "Let's eat." "Now, Nina's cooking up a storm." "How dare you come back here and start disrupting our lives?" "Spicing up the competition." " It's delicious." " It's terrible." " And stirring up trouble." " Sanjay's a black belt curry maestro." "So what?" "Nina's a curry ninja." "Get ready for a romantic feast rich with the taste of life, love and spices." " Well?" " It's better." "I hope you're frying on all cylinders tonight, Sanjay." " Always follow your heart." " That's lovely." "It's now or never, Nina." "Nina's Heavenly Delights" " Catchy title." " And we're gonna blow them away." "Always measure the spices first, Pettit." "Six cloves." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6." "Eight chillies." "Half a tea spoon of turmeric." "Keep it stirring." "Keep it moving." "Cover every inch with the sauce." "There's no need to rush, Nina Pettit." "Always take your time." "That's the difference between winning and losing." "Now, close your eyes." "Taste it." "Taste it in your heart." "No matter what the recipe says, Petti, always follow your heart." "Best chicken chakuti this side of Maryhill." "One day Pettit, you're going to be the best cook in Glasgow." "Nina's Heavenly Delights" "Nina, dear." "You look awful." "So do you." "It's been a long time girlfriend." "I'm so sorry, darling." "Welcome to Scotland." "We are here today to say goodbye to a very special man." "Mohan Shah was a devoted husband and a loving father to all of his children." "Especially, his Nina." "Out of sight, but never out of her father's heart." "Many times Mohan said to me," "Nina will come home, Raj." "She'll come home soon." "And, I'll be in heaven." "Nina?" "I knew you'd come." "Kary..." "Ma'..." "He's gone, Nina." "Your dad's gone..." " She's far too thin." " Oh, she's home now and mummy," " will fatten her up." " Do you think she's..." " got a man?" " I doubt that." "You know what with one thing and another things may be different between the two of you, Sanjay." " You know what they say..." " Forgive and forget." "They say a wedding's lucky, the first year after, that is." " Oh yes." " We ran out of samosas." "Aha, the prody girl returns." "Hello, Sanjay." "Your mother asked me to help out." "I'm really sorry about your dad, Nina." "Right, samosas..." "I'm on it." " Who's that?" " Ah, it's Lisa." " Maybe you should go talk to your brother." " Three years is a long time." "You're gonna have a lot to talk about." "It's dead hot in there." " Here, let me do it." " It's OK, I can..." "How's London?" "Still frying burgers?" " I'm sorry I was late." " It's no scam of mine." "You don't have to explain it to me and it's too late to explain it to him." "How's med school?" "I've dragged that in." "I'm working for Raj now and I pure love it." "Soon that means to an end." "I'll have my own cash and carry superstore before I'm 30." " Kary, darling, come in a minute." "That's what I'm gonna do with my share of the rest of the restaurant money." "What restaurant money?" "Mrs Bandita's gore's been giving up jip." "I said you'd have a wee look at her." " That doctorof her's worse than useless." " You know I'm not a doctor." "Yes, but you've read all the books." "That's better than most of them around here." "Alright, ladies?" "Who's first?" " How are you doing?" " OK." "Lisa." "I'm sorry if I was a bit weird before." "I didn't really recognise you." "Why would you!" "I left in second year." "I hope I've changed since then." "Thanks for helping out today." "No problem." "I remembered you, though." " Say "Chapatti"." " Chapatti." "Dear mister Mohan Shah," "We are delighted to inform you that the "New Taj" has been selected..." "One more win, Nina, then we'll have it." "The bloody hattrick!" "No other scottish curry house has ever done it." "Best bloody restaurant this side of Maryhill." " Is she alright?" " Yeah." "What did you mean before?" "About the money?" "What money?" " The money we get from the sale." " What sale?" " The Taj." " Kary, hurry up." "We're gonna be late..." " Janice is gonna..." "Sorry." "Kary, come on." "We gotta go," " Sorry." "We're off." " No Kary, no." "Let me get this straight, dad used the restaurant as collateral for the bet?" " Not exactly." " He used half of it." "Oh, well, that's alright then." "Had me worried for a minute." "Was he out of his mind?" "I must say I agree." "It looks like that, pure lunatic." "But, in his defence, he was up to his eyes, he owed thousands." "I guess he thought he had nothing to lose." " Is it legal?" " One way." "Her dad's got a pure Rottweiler of a lawyer." "Well, then we'll get out own Rottweiler." "This can't be right." "A bet's a bet, Nina." " He knew what he was doing." " He was desperate." "Your dad took advantage." "Nobody forced him..." " I need to talk to Jule." " Well, he's in Benidorm." "Golfing, and probably shaging." "Anyway, it's not my dad you need to talk to." " It's me." " I've got to take this." "Come on." " No, Kary..." " We're dead late." "Good morning, Glasgow." "It's drive time in Maryhill on Korma Radio." "This afternoon promises to be bright, promises, promises." "That's good news for poor miss Khan from Maryhill, who's cat's been missing for a week." "Flights coming in from Bombay have been delayed." "So don't bother going to the airport." "But we hope that won't delay the arrival of India's Nº 1..." "Three, four and step." "Two, three, four." "And change, and change." "Stop!" "No, no, no!" "Gandhi, you're moving like a 5 o'clock princess." "Fish, think West End Indie, not muscle Bloody Mary." "I hope you're not spying for the opposition?" "Nina darling, meet my "Chutney Queens"." "Thank you all." "That's the torture over." "See you later then." " Maybe, maybe not." " 8 p.m., the usual place." "This toosh needs my services." " You're a dark horse." " That's rich coming from Black Beauty." "So?" " What do you think?" "Seriously?" " No, you've got something, definetly." "Just as well." "Because very soon, Mogul Productions," "That's Mogul Productions Bombay, not Mogul Productions Maryhill, will winnow to cast their new bolliwood blockbuster" ""Love in a wet climate"." " Catchy title." " And we're gonna blow them away." "Me, me, me..." "That's enough about me." "What about..." "Me?" "Where do I start?" "Do pros and cons." "That always sorts the men from the boys." "Well, I would, if there were any pros to do." "God, how did this happen, Bobbi?" " The Taj meant everything to my dad." " Not just your dad." "He'd entered the competition." "Nobody knew." " It's through to the final." " That's great." "Now we can do pros and cons." "He didn't want to sell, or did he?" "He wanted to win that trophy for the third time." "Just imagine the Taj..." "competing again." "Just imagine?" "Come on..." "Congratulation to mister and misses Patil who are celebrating their 25th wedding aniversary." "But first, a reminder of the grand event coming up next monthon Korma TV." "The Best of the West Curry Competition." "Hold me back!" "You're my first today." "I'm honoured." " Raj." " Nina, you're looking well." "London must agree with you." "Well, if you'll excuse me, I'd better be off, got a million and one things to do." "Got the competition coming up." "Sanjay's in the final." " Congratulations." " Thank you." " You must be worth a very good chance." " Well, that depends who he's up against." "But believe you me, he'll be a hard act to follow." "Now, if you need anything, and I mean anything, you let Kary know." "Let me know." " Thank you, Raj." " Nina..." "How long have you been working here?" "Long enough." "You can't live off thin air." "Your dad left a groove in the pavement outside Jewels." "Why didn't anyone tell me what was going on?" "How were we supposed to do that?" "You phoned a couple of times a year if we were lucky." "Half the time we didn't even know where you were." " Thank God for Raj." " Yeah." "He didn't waste a minute, did he?" "Beggars can't be choosers." "It's more than it's worth." "I don't care." "I'm not selling the Taj to them." "Well, then it's a good thing it's not just up to you." "I don't believe this!" "This is all dad's fault." "Don't you dare come back here and start handing out blame!" "Don't you dare!" "If there's blame to be handed out you should be looking in a mirror." "I'm not the one who bet the Taj on a bloody horse!" "No, you're right." "You didn't." "You had nothing to do with any of this." "You didn't humiliate him." "You didn't break his heart." "And what about my heart?" "He only ever wanted what was best for you, Nina." " We both did." " No." "You wanted me to shrivel away with a man I didn't love." "How could I do that, ma'?" "We all do things we don't want." " Why?" " There is no "why"." "Do what you want, Nina." "You always do." "What are you doing?" "What I was supposed to do." "He was the one who always said "listen to your heart"." "He should've listened to his bloody heart, then it might not have packed up on him." "How could he?" "We were gonna do this together." "We were gonna win the hattrick together." "How could he go and just, die?" "I thought you were Kary." " Sorry to disappoint." " Who said you did?" "Fancy a beer?" "Jinks." "Just as well, your dad wasn't here to see that." "That table is a temple." "Not a bloody bottle-opener!" "To Mohan Shah." "The best bloody cook this side of Maryhill." "To Mohan Shah." " God, this is weird." " You just lost your dad." "You're about to lose your restaurant." "You're gonna feel a bit weird." "I haven't lost my restaurant just yet." "What if, I could persuade my new business partner not to jump into bed with the first dodgy geezer that offers her a knock-down price ." "What's wrong?" "Well..." "No." "You can't ask me to do that." "It wouldn't be right." "Your mum's been really good to me," " and Kary's my..." " Yeah, I know." "Look, it's not personal." "It's business." "Doesn't make sense to rush into anything." "We could get a much better price." "We won't." "My dad didn't want to sell." "He wanted to win that competition." "So that is exactly what I'm gonna do." "Stop slurping!" " Kary, act your age." " Not your shoe size." "Ma', there's something I have to tell you." "That's the last of the flowers." "I thought you should have them over here." " They're dad's favourites." " So that's why Lisa ordered them." "She's a real jewel that lassie." "You should snap her up before somebody else does, you know?" " She'd be mad, that is pure embaressment." " Morning everyone." "Thought my ears were burning..." " You know what they say, Lisa?" " No, what do they say?" "What's by you won't get by you." "Am I not right, Suman?" "You want some tea?" "Thanks." "Did you tell them?" "Tell them what?" "Dad had a secret." "Do you mean his gambling?" "Everybody knew about that." "Dad had entered the Taj into this year's competition and he's through to the final." " Too bad, it's not our restaurant anymore." " Yes it is." "It'n not done and dust until we sign." "So we've..." "I've... decided to go ahead and compete in the final." "And Lisa's agreed." " I sent the acceptance forms off this morning." " Oh, my God!" "You're gonna be on telly?" "Hundreds of people are gonna see you!" " My pals are gonna be drop dead jealous." " Hold your horses, we may not win." "You had no right." "How dare you come back here and start disrupting our lives?" " Haven't you caused us enough heartache?" " Ma'!" "Suman, it will be good for the restaurant." "We could put the price up." " Thanks very much!" "I thought we were partners?" " Hey, don't blame her." "This was all my idea." " No it wasn't." "I can make up my own mind" " And why is that?" "What makes you think you can do this without dad?" "It was his cooking that won the trophies, not yours." "Raj can beat that but trust me, Sanjay's no slouch in the kitchen." "You're just gonna end up humiliating us all over again." "Kary, wait a minute." "That went well." "And to cover all through the whole flaming meal, his eyes were there." "I shoul never have worn that little top." "At one point I lifted his chin up." "I did, so he could have a look at my face." "At the end of the night he tried to kiss me." "I wasn't going to ask him in." "And I put my hand up just to sort of stroke his face." " The wig." " He wears a wig?" "I thought it was a bad dye job as well." "But no, I put my hand on." "It was like that, his head moved and the wig..." "It's not worth it." "Stay in the house watch the telly, with a cup of tea." "Happy, please." " Hello, darling." " Hiya." "I'll just go and put the cattle on then..." "Ma', don't be upset, please." "It's for dad." "To give him back a little bit of pride." "What's wrong with that?" "Pride comes before the fall, remember that?" "You are so like your father." "Here we are, tea's up." "Do you want a wee cup, Nina?" "No, I'm fine, thanks, Mimie." "I'll just go and get some biscuits." "And what if you lose?" "You've risked everything." "If Raj wants the Taj badly enough, he'll still be around." "Don't be too sure of that." "Raj won't always be here." "Not if we keep turning him down." "Sanjay." "Sanjay." "Good, let's get out of here." " So why did you leave?" " I woke up and..." "I knew I couldn't go through with it." "It was a terrible thing to do, though..." "to do a bunk on the day of your wedding." " Pretty brill, alright." " No, I didn't mean to hurt anybody." "It's just, I freaked out, you know?" "I mean they had it all mapped out for me." "Marry Sanjay, have lots of little Sanjays." "We'd have the Taj and the Jewel." "They saw us as this power cooking couple." "The couple that cooks together, stays together." "I just didn't love him." " No such thing." " As love?" "There isn't, it's just a big con." "See, your dad taught you how to cook, my dad taught me never to gamble with something you're not prepared to lose." "Once you realise that you get on fine." "The other way's just a recipe for disaster." "Can you cook?" "I can make a mean fried egg and brim sauce sandwich." " I don't do indian..." " Well, apart from my brother." "I've always admired your dad's chicken chakuti." "Me too..." "Race you to the bike." "Oh, ma',don't, please..." "I don't want you to do that just yet." "Funny, isn't it?" "Nobody's ever asked me what I want." "Your dad never asked me much." "But then, he never told me much, either." "He thought I didn't know what was going on." "I knew wxactly what was going on." "I was married to him for 30 years." "Ma'..." "Ma', I can't find the peanut butter, and Kary's finished all the bread." "Come on, sweetheart." "Don't tell, please." "I'm not supposed to be going back to dancing." "Dad banned me." "Why?" "I don't know." "After you left he went all funny." "Are you any good at it?" "Holly shit!" "I've been offered a place in the county team." "That's a big deal, you know." " I'm sure." " I've turned it down." "Do you think he's still here, Nina?" "I don't know..." "Maybe..." "I hope so..." "Please, don't tell." "I don't want anybody to know, 'right?" " OK." " Especially, Kary." "He's been such an arse." "He's bought lots of new clothes, dead expensive." "He's trying to impress Lisa." "But he's going all the wrong way." " And since when are you such an expert on romance?" " I've got eyes." "I see things." "I've told you a secret." "Now you need to tell me one." "I don't have any secrets." ""Mohan Shan." "Award winning recipes"" "Garlic purifies the blood and keeps the skin glowing." "Frying garlic lightly enhances its therapeutic action." "The golden brown colour of this dish signifies optimism and will dispell gloom." " This is so better be worth it." " Thanks." " Ok, who are we up aginst?" " Ok, The "Bengal Tiger"." "Pussicat." " Unless it's under new management..." " It is..." " "Bimal's Balti and Dosa House"." " Last year's winners." "And then last, but never least..." ""The jewel in the crown"." " It's in the bag." " Oh yeah, it's in the bag." "Who's, Lorna?" "Nina + Lorna = True love Decembre 1988" "I don't know..." "I've no idea..." "Lorna..." "Lorna Mallen!" "I remember Lorna." "Captain of the school hockey team." "Big blue eyes." "Tall." "Legss right up to her oxsters." "I am schocked!" "I wouldn't have thought she was your type." "She wasn't my type." "I was 9." "I had a crush on the world and his wife" " when I was 9." " Me too." " Am I going too fast?" " Is that nice?" " Yeah, go faster." " No..." "Green and green." "You know what the difference is?" "Winning... and losing." "You've got pure cheek." "You're supposed to pay with nothing for them?" " Janice, not now, just put it on the account, OK?" " You'll get no more credit here." " It's OK, Janice." "I'll sort it." " But Kary..." "It's OK, I'll handle it." " What is her problem?" " You should've paid this with me first." " Is there a problem here?" " No Sanjay, no problem." "I'm just getting Nina her change." "Geez, thanks." "Nina." "Maybe we could go out sometime." "For a drink or something." " I know this really good club." " I don't think so." " What's the point of raking up old wounds?" " No old wounds, fresh start." "Maybe we could just talk about the Taj." "I've got some plans, really big plans." "Well, I'm afraid they might have to wait for a bit, Sanjay." "We're not ready to sell." " I'm sorry." " Since when?" "Since Lisa and I decided not to." ""The Bengal Tiger." "Bimal's House."" ""The jewel in the crown"." "I've used all 20 of my Weight Watchers points already today." "Know thy enemy." "Go on." "I need you to know the difference for when you taste mine." "It's delicious." "It's terrible." "They didn't marinade the meat long enough." "The longer you marinade it, the more tender it becomes." "Taste that..." "Well?" " It's better." " What's better about it?" "I don't know." "Go on..." "It's not so overpowering." "Good, you're getting it." "OK, now I'm gonna show you how it's really done." "Put it on." "Not yet." "Right, let's see if I can remember how to fly this thing." "It's all about chemistry." "And the chemistry has to be right." "Your turn." "Slow down." "Don't beat it into submission, just cook it." "Gently." "Pretty good." "OK, OK, you need to wash it out with cold water, immediatly." " Don't rub it, you'll make it worse." " Oh, now she tells me?" "You OK?" "Ok, let me see how that is." "Let me see." "Let me see." "Yeah, you'll live." "You sound like my doctor." "Thought that was meant to be me." "What happened?" " I just got some plutonium in my eye." " Chilli." " Cold water you need to wash it out." " Is there an echo in here?" "You'll live." " Still not talking to me then?" " Just." "Still up for one out later?" "What choice have I got?" "And, by the way, you owe me 10 quid." "At least he's not taking it out on you." "He wouldn't dare." "He needs me too much." "Ginger." "Turmeric." "Garam masala." "Garlic." "Cumin." "Coriander." " This is shit." " What?" "Kary was right." "I can't do this without my dad." "No, Mimie, I don't mind I need to keep busy." " Ma'?" " Just a moment." "You were right." "Beggars can't be chosers." "Let's go see Raj." "I'll call you back." "Ready, Nina?" "Here's to us, in business and in pleasure." "I'll call the lawyer and we'll sign tomorrow." "Now i'll say one thing to you, Nina, you sure know how to keep a man dangling." "Nina, we both know how hard this is for you and what the Taj means to you..." "Don't worry, we'll take good care of it." "And your mother can stay for as long as she likes." " It will always be your home." " Thank you, Raj." "Good." "Now, let's eat." "Nina, I hope that full plate is not a reflection on the food?" "Oh, no, it's lovely, Raj." "It's just that I'm not very hungry." "Lovely?" "Geez!" "Don't faint down and praise it." "Come on, Nina." "Be more specific than that." "Tell us what you really think?" "Don't rush it, mind you." "Take your time." "I wouldn't want you making another snap decision." "Well?" "Technically, it's very good." "Technically?" " But there's something missing." " Missing?" " Nina..." " All the ingredients are there..." "I can taste all the flavours it's just there's something..." "I don't know..." "It's the chemistry." "It's not quite right." "You know, maybe it's a good thing that you won't be cooking in the competition." "After all, I wouldn't want my public ass kicked twice." "Maybe we should employ you, Nina." "Then you could come and cook for us." "I don't cook for anyone except for my dad." "Well, that's a shame." "You don't want to be on the winning team, Nina?" "I've always been on the winning team." "We've one twice before." "Remember?" "That was then." "And this is now." "No sale 'till after the competition." "You're just like Mohan." "Like a bull." "'Right, have it your way." "May the best man win." "Or woman." "Cheers." "Hiya, girls." " I thought you were rehearsing." "Late in the evening." " We are." " We're just gonna do it in front of the mob." " That may give us the extra boost that we need." "Over the nail's click, preferably." "Coming?" "Yeah." "Not dressed like that." "Nina!" " Oh, it's you..." " Don't worry, little brother." "I won't crap your style." "I'm here with Bobbi." "You two won't even know we're here." "Does that come with an off switch?" "Good evening, Glasgow." "Sorry to be interrupting." " Nina." " Sanjay." "Sorry to interrupt but, do you fancy sharing a cab?" " Coming." " You, maybe." " Janice and I are..." " I can see that." "We're married." "I'm fed upwith it, I don't wanna lie anymore because I pure love you." " We sneaked away." " To Gretna." " Dead predictable." " Dead romantic." "Nobody else knows." "Except Lisa." " She's been terrified to tell her dad..." " Dead wait." "He's a pure bum." ""Another one bites the dust."" "So, beer?" "I'm a bit drained." "I'll go to bed." "I thought you and Kary were..." "Oh, what a relief!" "What a relief!" "Misses Khan's cat, the wee nipper has been spotted in Dundee..." "Last night, I was lucky to be the guest of "the Bengal Tiger"." "Oh, the food was gorgeous!" "Don't forget, we only have a week left before Scotlands biggest event, the Best of the West Curry Competition." "I really want this... me and you..." "I've never felt like this before." "Let's tell everyone." "Gotta go..." "I can't do this just now, Lisa." "Hey, you lot, show's over." "People to go, places to see." "Bobby, can you do the Pocahontas tomorrow?" "Alright, bring the video." "See you tomorrow." "So tell all, my sweet chilli bean." "I didn't mean for this to happen." "What do I do?" " Go with your heart." " And lose everything?" "Not eveything." "You didn't think twice about that when you ran away..." "I know, but I missed them, Bobbi." "I missed you." "All I ever wanted to do was come home." "Ay, and you're home now." "Why can't you just say it?" "Because..." "If I say it then there's no going back." "I can't." "Not here." "Not under their roof." "My mum would never be able to accept it." "I don't want to have to run again, Bobbi." "You can't run from love, Nina dear." "It just sneaks up on you..." " When you least expect it." " Hello." " We're gonna have to stop meeting like this." " That's original..." "Or steady and reliable." "Depends much from where you look at it." "I'd give anything to be more like you." "With my dressing?" "Deceit is not an option." "Do you love her?" ""Nina and Lisa Invite you to a Tasting."" " I thought you did a runner on me." " Not yet, but I'm thinking about it." "Of course you are." "That's what you always do." "Look Lisa, let's just get on with the cooking for now." " What's this?" " Costumer feedback forms." "Was the food:" "A. to die for." "B. Okayish." "or C. pure disgusting?" "And you, please, write legibly." "Kiss my jardis..." "Hi, I'm sorry to bother you, I was looking for Priya Shah." "There was a dance practice tonight but she didn't show." "She's inside." "Come in." "Better not." "Just tell her Ravi called." "Ravi." "Are you hungry?" "I bet she has a fabulous food." " Everybody, this is Priya's friend, Ravi." " Hello, Ravi." " I hope you're not all waiting for me." " Where have you been?" "We're starving." "Oh dear, the food must be cold by now." "Welcome, young man." "Priya, don't be rude." "Offer your friend a chair." "Ready, Nina?" "To begin with, everybody's favourite, the house specialty: chicken chakuti." "The chicken is marinated in over 20 herbs and spices, and cooked slowly in sweet fresh cocoanut juice." "Tender lamb chops with garam masala cooked in a rich tomato and onion sauce." "King prons." "simmered in special spices and then charcoal grilled to perfection in the Tandoori." "Jeera aloo: potatoes cooked in crusty cumin seeds with fresh wild mushrooms, tossed in almonds and curry leaves." "Pilau rice infused with golden safran." "And then finally," "My assistant, Lisa, has prepared chappattis." "Individually designed especially for each of you." "Enjoy!" "Well done, Nina." "These are my favourites." "Kary, pass the rice." "Spicy..." "Hiya." "The entertainment's arrived." " Nina, more chicken chakuti." " No way." "I couldn't dance for a boolli with blockbuster on a full stomach." "We couldn't force one single musli down out gutts ." "Pity..." " The audition's now over." " Come on..." " Hey, are you OK?" " Hmm..." "You?" "It's now or never, Nina." "Come on, Priya, read all the comments." "This one's Ravi's." "The sauce on the lamb was too sweet." "And it wasn't marinated enough." "They're still stuck in his teeth." " Difficult crowd tonight." " You got to be cruel to be kind." "Oh, don't listen to them." "It was lovely." " Great." " It's alright." "Truth?" "Sanjay's a black belt curry maestro." "If you want to win, you'll have to be in the top of your game." "So what?" "Nina's a curry ninja." "She's not scared of a bum like Sanjay." "Bring it on!" "What would dad say?" "Your dad would say:" ""You're so close to winning now that you can't let anything stand in your way."" "That's not what he'd say, Nina." "You know exactly what he'd say." "Follow your heart." "Thanks." "Dad's still here, you know?" " Wish me luck." " Luck!" "." "Go, and be wonderest." "Come on, Bobbi." "Gotta get the boys on the bridge." " Have you changed the batteries?" " Twice." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "A beautiful monument to eternal love." "You don't believe in love." "Your dad said the king spent 22 years building it for his queen." "Dead queen." "It's a monument to grief." "Same thing." "If you'd come from Nashville, you'd have written a song about it." "I can't." "Yes, you can." "Look at me." "We should throw that dull thing out." " It's broken." " It's not broken." "It just needs new batteries." "Nina, what do you think?" "Keep stirring." "Keep it moving." "Cover every inch with the sauce." "Taste it." "Taste it in your heart." "No matter what the recipe says, Pettit, always follow your heart." "Bathe every 5 minutes, using the succulent juices from the bottom of the roasting dish." "Remember." "Every 5." "Leave it any longer and the meat will dry out." "It will taste like bloody shoe leather." "Not that I've tasted shoe leather." "Apart from Raj's bloody chicken chakuti, that is." "Which is a crime against humanity... and shoes." "Bring a large pan of water to the boil." "Bring a large pan of water to the boil." " Measure the rice." " Measure the rice." "No need to wait up." "Use your heart, Pettit, not the scales." "It's not the Taj that Sanjay's interested in." "You know that, don't you?" "Love isn't an end in itself, Nina." "I don't believe that." "I can't believe that." "You could have learned to love Sanjay." " Then you'd never have left." " Ma'..." "Look." "You know, dad used to tell me about your honeymoon at the Taj Mahal." "And all the time that he talked about it, he had this ..." "This look on his face." "That's how I want someone to look when they talk about me." "It's not Sanjay's fault, but..." "he could never look like that." ""In this world, you only love once." "You live with this pain of love," "You die with this pain of love." "What is there to be afraid of when you are in love?" "To love does not mean you have stolen anything."" "You look stunning." " What?" " It's yours." "Thank you." "Hold me back!" "Make sure tonight you don't miss the finale of the Best of the West Curry Competition, going out live on Korma TV." "Look at this." "Please, stand up." "Let's have a look." "I had forgotten how beautiful these are." "I'd completely forgotten." "I hadn't." " So, have you decided yet." " No, she hasn't." "It's gotta be special." "We don't have much time." "The clock's ticking." "Maybe we could just pick up a few fresh fish on the way and curri them when we get there" " Have you not tired of curry?" " Tender baby lamb... simmered in a ginger and garam masala, followed by pomigrani chicken with rose petals." " And a light ginger sherbet for desert." " Your wedding banquet!" "Of course." "That's what he'd want." "And maybe, chicken chakuti?" "Best chicken chakuti this side of Maryhill." " Bobbi, where is he?" " He'll be here, I promise." "We're still inside, Kary." "I'm sorry I'm late." "Got a flat tire..." "Where's Priya?" "Not every family gets to have a champion dancer." "I'm glad you kept on going." "Come." "Oh, what the hell..." "There's something I need to tell you, ma'." "I'm married." "Her name's Janice, and I pure love her." "Well..." "It seems I have a lot to learn about love." "My children seem to understand it much better than I do." "Anymore bombshells?" "Come on, let's go." "We're gonna be late." "I don't wanna miss being on the telly." "Let's go." "It's right here." "1, 2, 3." "Chicken chakuti!" "You're looking wonderful." "Well I hope you're fighting on all cylinders tonight, Sanjay." "Nina's cooking a wedding banquet fit for a king." "That's just what I wanted to hear." "We should go?" "5, 4, 3, 2." "Good evening, Scotland and Bombay!" "And welcome to this final of the Best of the West." "We've got quite a feast to serve up tonight and I sincerely hope you have will the stomach to make it to the final course!" "Hold me back!" "Hold me back!" "And in the blue zone..." "The Bengal Tiger." "Mum, this is Janice." "Don't be angry with him, Miss Shah." "It was all my idea." " I pure love him." " And in the yellow zone..." "Good." "Good." "...are going to entais us with a spicy chicken raw flavoured mixed indian pickles stuffed with fresh garden spinache." "And in the green zone..." "Sanjay Kahnna of the Jewel in the Crown." "Sanjay has promised us the Maharaja's banquet." "His speciality being grizzled lamb smoked with coals and cinnamon." "A taste that promises to melt our hearts and light our fire." " Hold me back!" " Hold me back!" "And in the orange zone..." "The shawl of the New Taj." "Inspired by the whispering palaces of Jardpur," "Nina Shah has prepared a wedding banquet fit for queens." "Will she entais the judges with the tender baby lamb chops?" "So, ladies and gentlemen, let the battle commence." "That'll never happen, you know." " The two of you." "Not like that." " Like what, Sanjay?" "Come on, her mother will never allow it." "She won't run away again." "And d'you know why?" "Because this time she's got something to stay for." "Well, I wouldn't be to sure about that." "She's not gonna risk it." "She'd lose everything." "D'you really think she wants to lose her family again?" "Even for love?" "Chances of that are piss and pooh." "That's lovely." "Fit for a king." "Ok, stole the lemon." "20 minutes of cooking time remaining." "What?" "Kiss me." "We're on national television..." "We are." "Hold me back." "What's going on in the orange zone?" "She must have forgotten some very crucial spices." "Oh, dear, there goes another one." "Nina." "She's gone, ma'." "Then why are you still here?" "Don't make the same mistake I did." "I loved your dad but I always knew... in my heart of heart of hearts, he wasn't the one." "Raj?" "Trophies don't matter." "The only thing that matters is love." "Go on, hurry up." "And don't you let that girl out of your sight again." "Welcome back, girls." "I hope you've got your mangoes." "Oh, that was a narrow escape for the Taj ladies, let me tell ya!" "Right, you've got 30 seconds so let's get your finishing touches on that." "You don't have to cook the pickles, you can buy that in a shop." "Come on then!" "Come on, get going, get going!" "Right, you got 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1." "Hold me back!" "All our contestants have worked hard and have been very ambitious with their dishes." "Korma TV is proud to have Scotland's top chefs as our judges today." "They take their duties very seriously." "The smells in the studio are divine." "Four contestants, four judges and four outstanding dishes." "A close call between the Jewel and the New Taj." "Nina Shah's mogul menu was beautifully prepared with each and every one of the delicate flavours complementing each other perfectly." "But Sanjay Kahnna confinded our senses with a meal of sheer technical perfection." "A difficult choice between perfection and heavenly delight." "But in true fairytale style... the heart wins out... and tonight's award goes to the pursuits of heavenly delight!" "Kiss me." "It must be the gara masala." "Hold me back..." "Scene 1, take 1." ""Love in a wet climate."" "subtitles by kagheroo"