"Welcome everybody" "I am Ryo" "I am Mandy, Ryo's partner" "We are the hosts for tonight" "We are both green in being hosts" "And hopefully there won't be any mistakes" "We will support each other" "Please forgive us for any negligence" "Ryo, among all your buddies" "Do you know why Jackie picked you as his best man?" "No, he didn't tell me" "Since you are not handsome enough to steal his show" "Actually, when Jackie and I were in high school" "I almost fell in love with him" "Anyway, as the bride and the groom have taken their seats" "Before we ask them to come up on stage" "Let's review their fairy tale" "Okay, before we ask the prince and princess to say something to us" "Let's watch a video about their love story" "Please give a big hand" "A big round of applause" ""Stay away from a wounded woman"" ""She who is abandoned can be cruel"" ""it's all your fault, hurting me to the end"" ""Trampling on me whilst I was dying"" ""I have given up all hope, except revenge"" ""I pray to the God to punish this man"" ""I believe something terrible is fatefully waiting for you"" ""The day of redemption is close"" ""My heart is bleeding, but soon yours will too"" ""The roles will be exchanged"" ""Let the one that you love and cherish the most"" ""Ruin your life with no mercy"" ""I can't wait to see how you get strucked at heart"" ""As tear goes by"" ""May you realise what is torture"" ""And what is karma"" "Thank all of you, for coming to witness our special moment" "You are welcome to finish the dinner or take your money back" "Bye" "(I won the race." "Shall we celebrate?" ")" "(Spider to Moon)" "I am tired today." "You take the lead" "Dinner time" "Okay" "Taiwan..." "A film?" "No way." "He is just an underwear model" "Maybe even wearing nothing" "Just like the two poor guys at that ridiculous wedding" "Mom you have a good sense of humor" "How can one live without it?" "Do they shoot girls?" "I can do it too" "Look at you!" "Talking nonsense" "Sooner or later, you will fall prey to a man" "Doomed" "I am taking Rice Noodle to the vet" "There is food in the fridge" "From now on, I will act as your wife" "What's wrong with you?" "Still texting me!" "You want to marry me?" "No man wants to get married" "You suppose mainland girls are easy?" "I got to hold big banquets in my hometown" "To buy a car and a house, to take care of my parents" "How much can you earn from climbing those rocks?" "I see." "You make use of your birthday to propose" "Silly boy" "Why don't we do it once more?" "Bye" "When shall we stop pretending?" "When someone better comes along" "There is no such man" "Boaster" "But soon I will go to Taiwan" "I'll go with you" "I know you won't allow it" "Let's celebrate anyway" "Happy hour" "If all women are like you, the world will be at peace" "Life became boring, as my kids are all grown up" "What a way to show off" "Not really" "Sorry, I am late" "Take a seat" "Luckily my Popeye is obedient" "Dogs are better than human beings" "My Angela baby is not well lately" "Angela baby?" "She is more beautiful than the actress lam avet" "What a coincidence" "Do you know Kwok, the famous lawyer?" "His expertise is in cases regarding disputes over family assets, right?" " Yeah," " I knew him then" "I may need him too" "I cured his dog" "Really?" "You're not kidding?" "When will you have time?" "How about next week?" "Our baby is saved" "I will check the schedule for you" "(I have bought you a new helmet." "Let's go for a ride)" "The Queen is coming!" "Sorry guys, sorry" "His girl looks like me" "Nobody knows." "Don't worry" "Me?" "I have nothing to worry" "Let's do it once more then" "The first boyfriend of every girl" "Either resembles her father or her elder brother" "Our father is long gone" "But what we've done is wrong." "You may give birth to a retard" "Shit!" "You forgot the condom" "I don't know where you keep it" "Never mind" "Then you must go see the doctor regularly" "And I don't think I can go to Taiwan" "That's great" "I can be with you then" "By the way, where did you learn that?" "Make love?" "Porn, of course" "Let me tell you a secret" "Mom and her auntie friends" "They watch porn together before cooking dinner" "You suck!" "You scared me!" "Why are you here?" "You should have seen it." "I am seeing someone else" "I was first" "So you speak finally." "I thought you were dumb" "First come first served'?" "I am not a commodity" "And you can't afford me anyway" "I love you" "I loved you too" "But what can love do?" "We had been in love for so long, everything still sucks!" "The only thing you can satisfy me with is sex" "I am a woman" "I need someone to pamper, support..." "Protect and take care of me" "Help!" "Did you tell him?" "Yes, but he wouldn't let go" "That day he even..." "What?" "He forced me to have sex with him" "Sue him for rape!" "No!" "It's all up to you then" "Should we call the police?" "You have done that by telling me" "Step, touch..." "Okay" "Well, remember not to throw your back into the dip" "You need to remember to support your weight on your foot" "Okay." "So we try that again" "Step, touch..." "Nice and easy" "There we go" "Even better" "You'll be my private coach from now on" "I'll pay for all your time" "I can't" "I have other obligations." "I am sorry" "Let's see!" "At last, veterinary uniform, digestants for dogs..." "You are not going to do surgery, I suppose?" "Go get the printouts" "I also need the information about that rich woman" "To be insightful" "I got to check it at the police station" "When is your appointment?" "Wednesday" "That's still manageable" "Next time, please allow more lead time" "Baby" "She has slept for a whole day" "My FOor baby" "The doctor is coming to see you" "Be good, baby" "Be good" "Baby" "Let me handle it" "Thank you, doctor" "There is filming today, I can't stay" "Hey, handsome" "Can you do me a favor?" "It won't take long" "Baby" "What did you feed her?" "What have you done to her?" "Why don't we take her to a vet?" "Aren't you a vet?" "Baby" "The dog is big, maybe I overdosed her" "Didn't you say you cured lawyer Kwok's dog?" "Let's go" "You need him now." "I am suing you!" "There is no way for her to sue us" "She doesn't have my address, and lawyer Kwok is just someone I made up..." "This case will be adjourned fourteen days for trial" "The defendant Hung Chi Ngong is granted bail on his own recognisance" "What are you here for?" "To shut me off?" "If you promise not to come again, I will withdraw the charge" "If you were jailed, you couldn't see me anyway" "Moon, I forgive you" "Don't go" "Sister Kwan, long time no see" "I've come to have dinner with him, but he didn't pick up my call" "I don't think he can" "The Queen has booked him till eleven o'clock" "The Queen?" "A big customer, very overbearing" "She said only private teaching" "Your girl?" "Yes" "A dominant woman" "How do you know?" "She looks like me at her age" "In fact her name means King and yours is Queen" "Does she dance?" "Not really" "She dances better with dogs" "Moon, look!" "Gone" "What's happened?" "That day he looked so..." "Did I go a bit too far?" "He is the one who went too far" "Let's sleep." "I work night shift" "Shall we drop the case?" "Are you out of your mind?" "It is a perfect case to lock him up for years" "I have a feeling that he will come to us" "God!" "So what?" "Don't you remember what I do?" "I can protect you" "It's even harder than going to work" "But you seem so easy, like the master of the house" "What do you mean?" "I think you are enjoying your role" "Being an old lady's man" "What the hell are you talking about?" "Do you have to speak English now?" "So nervous" "There is a devil in your heart" "I need to earn a living." "I am not your dog" "What are you doing?" "Long time no see, so you feel strange?" "I am your boy friend!" "Don't you even recognize my dick?" "You!" "Sorry, Rice Noodle." "It's alright" "Did he scare you?" "Am I supposed to recognize this?" "Pervert" "There was a director at the swing party that night" "What's on your mind now?" "To be an actress" "In recent Hong Kong movies" "There is always an actress who can't speak Cantonese" "Haven't you been acting all along?" "That's different" "Please check for me where the director dines" "Whether he is gay" "What chest size he prefers" "Check out the gossip magazines" "I have a big case to handle" "Okay, that's a good one" "Alright" "Yeah, the back spin" "Try this" "Yes..." "Thanks for being my playmate today" "My pleasure" "You play well as a lady" "It has been a long time since I last played" "You seem to fancy things not very common here" "You also mean Blues, right?" "Yeah" "It's like the most important thing in your life" "My ex-man, my husband" "Went away with a Blues dancer" "So you want to win him back?" "He is in heaven now" "Oh, I'm sorry." "But then, why?" "Someday, I will be there too" "I can see you still love him" "That's so untrue, young man" "I just hate losing" "Love actually sucks" "A Mainlander and a Taiwanese..." "In Hong Kong, queer" "Right..." "Right..." "I am a life drawing model" "Posing naked for you doesn't mean anything" "What I would like to say is..." "You're not saying you like me, are you?" "We..." "We are impossible" "You look fit for your age" "To date a young boy, try your luck in Punky" "They charge half for those under twenty five" "I'll go then" "If you don't want to see me again..." "NO!" "No!" "The steam room is occasionally patrolled." "Be careful" "Okay" "For my age?" "Fuck the age!" "What?" "I am afraid you might suck my dick" "So, sucker, how is your affair, the rich one?" "I am in trouble" "I've got twenty million in my account all of a sudden" "Twenty million?" "Holy shit" "You lucky bastard" "And she said" "Since I had not returned it for more than a month" "It's implied that we have a contract" "You are doomed" "Poor Kwan" "Yeah, Kwan" "Love or money" "Both or nothing" "Decision time, mate" "Anyhow, I'll get you a lawyer" "In case it sucks" "You are the greatest sucker on earth" "Are you tired?" "I am fine" "Let's try this one" "Okay" "Hey Sir" "Boss" "Are there any rooms for rent?" "Are you together?" "Yes" "Two hundred for a night" "Alright" "How did you tell mom?" "Don't worry." "I am not her mahjong playmate" "(Please don't do that to me)" "(You are the love of my life)" "(Please don't do that to me)" "Are you alright, fellow colleague?" "Madam, this way" "(I can't live without you)" "She is traveling to an outlying island with her classmates" "Are you comfortable with that?" "Why not?" "She is a big girl now" "Without the need to cook, we can play longer" "That's true" "Don't listen to her bullshit" "Your pretty daughter is early-maturing" "If you don't watch her, she may get pregnant..." "And you will be in big trouble" "We will lose a playmate then" "You are exaggerating" "It can actually be worse" "A girl next door was dumped by a scamp" "She then jumped from the roof" "She is my daughter after all" "She can't be so stupid" "Hey, it's my turn to draw." "What's wrong with you?" "This place is so secluded, just the two of us" "We shall just enjoy the moment" "This guy..." "Sorry" "Sorry" "I shall find a job" "To save enough for a cosmetic surgery in Korea" "Then come back to marry you" "What a plan!" "Will you still love me if my face changes?" "But I know" "No matter what you may become, I'll love you the same" "Don't forget the condom" "Brother, I have checked on the net" "Actually, incest is not a crime in many countries" "Even Japan and Korea" "If cosmetic surgery doesn't work, we may try migration" "Mom can't accept it" "She cares only about her pride" "It will be fine as long as we keep this private" "Don't think too far" "Before another man can take care of you" "I will be with you" "What do you want?" "I want to date you." "I am sincere Please give me a chance!" "Crazy!" "Fuck you!" "Security!" "Security!" "Security!" "Security!" "Security!" "(Married with spouse:" "Kim Sau Ling)" "(Role-play Paranoid)" "Are you checking the director's information for me?" "No, I am checking yours" "You are sick, do you know?" "I'm not sick" "Even I am sick" "If we keep on doing this, I will lose my job soon" "You think I am bothering you" "You don't love me any more" "We can't live this way." "Don't you understand?" "Don't leave me alone..." "Don't" "Have I ever said that I would leave you?" "How was my acting?" "You are early" "(Your favorite fish rice." "Enjoy)" "Excuse me" "Have you ever seen..." "Thank you" "Hey, you can't smoke here" "(The Police is looking for)" "(the suspect in the headless body case)" "(Believed to be a local male,)" "(around thirty, five feet nine inches)" "(Well built, dark skin...)" "Brother, that sounds like you" "What's the point in taking someone's life and keeping the head?" "Lovers drift apart, rivals drift closer" "Police suck" "My verdict is" "The defendant is found not guilty of indecent assault and attempted rape" "He is hereby acquitted" "Since the plaintiff withdraws her claim" "The case is closed" "My verdict is the defendant Wong Wai Yuen is found guilty of incest" "The prison term should have been three years" "Since he pleaded guilty and the victim has appealed for leniency" "The sentence of imprisonment is reduced to two years"