"We're breaking up." "It's not working out between us." " We're breaking up." " Not here, not in front of the kids." " We're breaking up." " I could tell." "I'm a doctor." " You know we're breaking up, right?" " Oh, yeah." " I have to break up with both of you." " What?" " You know we're breaking up, right?" " Oh, yeah." "It's not working for me." "It's over." "Again?" " It's over." " Again?" "Okay, don't be so dramatic." " We're breaking up." " We're break..." "Okay." "I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name." " We're breaking up." " I can't hear you." "I know that you can hear me because I can hear you." " We're breaking up." " Okay." " It's over." " E-mail me." "I might forget." " Things haven't been working out with us..." " I'm breaking up with you." "Beat you to it." "Boom!" " We're breaking up." " What?" "Can't it wait 20 seconds?" "Ten seconds." " I gotta go." " Aah!" "Wait." "Attention, staff." "There is a gigantic snake living below the elevators." "Love." "Why is it that when you're in it, you can't remember not being in it." "And when you're not in it, it's like, "What is it?"" "Why is it not just in and of itself, in or out?" "I should do my own podcast." "This looks like Esperanza the maid." "Well, it's like a big maid and a little maid." "I don't like chocolate people." " Oh, don't say that in public, honey." " Hey." "Dr. Black, you spend a lot of time treating Nicky but his advanced-aging disease seems to be getting worse." "I have gout." "Why don't you go down to the cafeteria and get an eight-pack of Smirnoff Ice?" "Can you get on with the exam before Nicky gets any older?" " God, look at those eyes." " I have heat vision." "God, I just wish I knew you when you were young." " He's 6." " Then I wish I knew you when you were 4." " Here's a question." " What?" "Are space bugs real?" "Do you like new experiences?" " What are you doing?" "It's cold in here." " It's fine." " No, it's not." " What's going on here?" " That's Cat's new boyfriend." " She just broke up with me." " A month ago." " She just tried kissing you two weeks ago." "Well, she'll date anything." "No offense to me." "None taken." "Remember when she dated Josh Brolin?" "Remember when she dated Brolin's character in Goonies?" "Remember when she dated that sculpture of our hospital's founder, Mr. Childrens?" " In Goonies." " No, he wasn't in Goonies." " He wasn't in Goonies?" " No." "Oh, you know who I'm thinking of?" "Josh Brolin." "Heh." "She'll date anything." "What does that make us?" "The two hottest doctors in here?" "You are so true." " I feel dizzy." " I wanna get deep inside of you." "Congratulations, Dr. von Sydow." "You are the first doctor from Childrens ever to receive the Nobel Prize." "Just for medicine." "They offered the Peace Prize, but I turned it down." "I don't want bitches to think I'm a gaylord." "Well, Max, I'm, heh, very busy, so..." "Right." "I'm Audi RS4 with the gold package." "MS, right?" " Excuse me?" " You have MS?" "A touch." " Probably a little Parkinson's too, right?" " Little bit." " How much cerebral palsy do you have?" " I have a splash." "It's going around, why?" "Are you sitting down?" "I can cure you." "You know I can't fix your handicapped emotions, right?"