"[***]" "ALL:" "* It's time for Animaniacs *" "* And we're zany to the max *" "* So just sit back and relax *" "* You'll laugh Till you collapse *" "* We're Animaniacs *" "BOTH:" "* Come join The Warner brothers *" "* And the Warner sister, Dot *" "ALL:" "* Just for fun we run around The Warner movie lot *" "* They lock us in the tower Whenever we get caught *" "* But we break loose And then vamoose *" "* And now you know the plot *" "* We're Animaniacs *" "* Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *" "* Wakko packs away the snacks *" "* While Bill Clinton Plays the sax *" "* We're Animaniacs *" "* Meet Pinky and the Brain *" "* Who want to rule The universe *" "* Goodfeathers flock together *" "* Slappy whacks 'em With her purse *" "* Buttons chases Mindy *" "* While Rita sings a verse *" "* The writers flipped We have no script *" "* Why bother to rehearse?" "*" "* We're Animaniacs *" "* We have pay-or-play Contracts *" "* We're zany to the max *" "* There's bologna In our slacks *" "* We're Animan-y *" "* Totally insane-y *" "* Here's the show's name-y *" "* Animaniacs *" "* Those are the facts *" "NARRATOR:" "It's Mime Time." "Today on Mime Time:" "gathering imaginary flowers." "[***]" "[BUZZING] [SCREAMS]" "The end." "[***]" "[PIANO PLAYING MEDLEY]" "[WOMAN SINGING SCALE]" "[HIGH-PITCHED SINGING]" "Let's do it again, Günter." "This time in full voice." "[GULPS] Yes, Miss Bruntwind." "[SINGING HIGH-PITCHED NOTE]" "[CRASH]" "Weed Memlo, our first director." "That's just the way I remember him." "This stained-glass window is a fitting tribute to his hackery." "[SINGING CONTINUES]" "ALL:" "Hey, knock it off!" "[SINGING STOPS]" "Who said that?" "ALL:" "Over here." "Ew." "Say, you think you could keep it down a little bit?" "No!" "But you broke our window." "I don't care." "That went well." "Again, Günter." "[HIGH-PITCHED SINGING]" "[RUMBLING]" "Whoa." "Whoa, whoa!" "ALL:" "Cut it out!" "You pests again." "YAKKO:" "What're you doing?" "Torturing a clown?" "[GASPS] How dare you!" "Horrid children." "[GASPS]" "Couldn't you keep the noise down a little bit?" "Noise?" "You dare refer to the great Madame Bruntwind's voice as noise?" "Uh-huh." "I'll show you noise." "[INHALES DEEPLY]" "[SINGING HIGH-PITCHED NOTE]" "Of course, you know, this means Warners." "[ORCHESTRA TUNING]" "[FANFARE PLAYING]" "[CHEERING  APPLAUSE]" "[ORCHESTRA PLAYING BIZET'S "HABANERA"]" "* L'amour est un oiseau Rebelle *" "* Que nul ne peut apprivoiser *" "* Et c'est bien... *" "Ah." "Ah." "Ah." "* S'il lui convient De refuser *" "[BRUNTWIND VOMITS] ALL:" "Eww!" "* L'amour est Enfant de Bohême *" "* Il n'a jamais Jamais connu de lois *" "* Si tu ne m'aime pas Je t'aime *" "* Si je t'aime Prend garde à toi *" "ALL:" "* Prends garde à toi *" "* Si tu ne m'aimes pas Je t'aime *" "* Mais si je t'aime *" "ALL:" "* Prends garde à toi *" "[CRASH]" "[MUFFLED SHOUTING]" "Drum?" "Is someone stuck in a drum?" "This woman is stuck in a drum." "ALL:" "Aha!" "Don't worry, we'll have her out in no time." "The instrument, please." "Bigger." "Bigger!" "Perfect." "Wakko?" "[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]" "[MUFFLED SHOUTING]" "[SPITTING]" "[AUDIENCE CHEERING]" "Beautiful hit by Wakko." "Could be a home run." "How do you do?" "[SCREAMING]" "I got her." "I got her." "I got her." "I got her!" "Safe." "[ALL CHEERING]" "Get your hot dogs!" "Ice cold hot dogs!" "[ORGAN PLAYS "CHARGE"]" "Sing, you fool." "Sing!" "[SINGING NOTE]" "May I?" "Of course." "[SINGING NOTE]" "* Darling, I love you With all my heart and soul *" "* Unfortunately You're too heavy to hold *" "* You and I Will live in splendid bliss *" "* Now, give me a big kiss *" "Get out of my life!" "You shouldn't go breaking people's windows." "Ohh!" "Play!" "[ORCHESTRA RESUMES PLAYING]" "* La, la, la, la *" "* Tra, la, la, la *" "* Tra, la, la, la *" "* Tra, la, la, la, la *" "Oh!" "* Tra, la, la, la *" "*La, la-- * Whoa!" "*Tra, la, la *" "Ooh!" "*Tra, la, la, la-- * Oohh!" "[SINGING  YELLING]" "[SINGING  YELLING]" "[SCREAMING]" "[CHEERING  APPLAUSE]" "[CRASH]" "[CHEERING  APPLAUSE]" "You know, I... think I could really get to like opera." "[***]" "[***]" "* Like Abbott and Costello Like Sonny and Cher *" "* Like Martin and Lewis They're a perfect pair *" "* Like Laurel and Hardy Like Fontanne and Lunt *" "* They're perfectly mismatched They're Rita and Runt *" "[***]" "NARRATOR:" "1939: in war-torn Europe, the army of the Third Reich invades Poland." "As Warsaw falls to the enemy forces," "Polish freedom fighters fight back." "[***]" "You know, Runt, we never should've taken that left turn at Pacoima." "This doesn't look like Burbank." "RUNT:" "Definitely not Burbank." "* Just look into my eyes *" "* Tell me what you see *" "* This looks more like Van Nuys *" "* Than Burbank to me *" "* Just listen to the call *" "* Oh, and ain't it sweet?" "*" "* No matter how we fall *" "* We land on our feet *" "* Oh, you and I *" "* We're like a masquerader *" "* Who travels incognito *" "* With a friend *" "* No matter where you go *" "* You'll see me later *" "* I know we'll be together In the end *" "Ah." "Rita!" "SOLDIER:" "Halt!" "Stop them!" "Desist!" "[MEN SHOUTING IN GERMAN]" "Soldiers!" "Let's scram!" "[***]" "[RUNT GRUNTS]" "[BOTH PANTING]" "SOLDIER:" "Check the alley." "MAN:" "Where is he?" "He can't be far, Herr Commandant." "Search the area!" "The leader of the Polish underground must not escape the city." "Jawohl." "[***]" "[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] Shh." "They're looking for me, not you." "Katrina, darling, this is important." "If anything should happen, no matter-- No." "You know where the station is?" "Now, this is your ticket." "The train leaves at 5 p.m." "Papa?" "Papa." "Papa!" "Do you believe this guy?" "Abandoning her just like that." "Of all the low-down, dirty" "[GASPS]" "[GROWLING]" "Was is it, Schnappsie?" "What do you hear?" "[BARKING]" "[SNIFFING]" "[GROWLS, BARKING]" "[GROWLING]" "[YOWLING]" "Deck him, deck him, definitely deck him, Rita." "[GROWLING]" "[HISSING, BARKING]" "How 'bout a little support, huh, Runt?" "You're a good dog, Rita." "You fight very nicely." "Definitely, definitely a good dog." "[YOWLING]" "[HISSING, BARKING]" "[WHIMPERING]" "[HISSING]" "[WHIMPERING]" "Oh, what a wonderful cat." "Thank you, thank you." "[WHISTLE BLOWING]" "[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]" "Hey, wait for me!" "[WHISTLE BLOWS] Halt!" "You've done a good job, Schnappsie." "[GROWLING]" "Now we must follow them." "The child will lead us to the father." "Hurry, Papa's waiting at the train station." "We're going to a new home far away." "There'll be a big backyard and trees and flowers." "[SIGHS]" "And we'll all be so very happy." "Poor kid's living in a dream world." "Yeah." "Dream world." "So sad." "She really believes her dad's waiting." "Very sad." "That human's long gone." "Sad." "* Don't leave it up to fate *" "* For the odds are slim *" "* Don't gamble with your life *" "* You can never win *" "* We'll see her To the train *" "* Then we'll leave Warsaw *" "* After the child Is reconciled *" "*With her papa *" "Hurry or we'll be late!" "Wow." "Look at all the rocks, Rita." "Hundred and forty-seven." "Yeah, definitely, 147 rocks." "COMMANDANT:" "There they go, Schnappsie." "[CLOCK CHIMING]" "[IMITATING TRAIN CHUGGING]" "MAN [OVER PA]:" "Departing 4:05 on Track Number 9 with stops in Krakow, Gdansk, Hamburg," "Berlin, Frankfurt," "Alsace-Lorraine, Nancy, and Paris." "All aboard!" "I don't see Papa yet." "[TOOTING]" "[ENGINE CHUGGING]" "Papa!" "Papa!" "Papa!" "I hate this part." "Katrina!" "Papa?" "Katrina!" "Katrina, darling!" "Run, Katrina!" "This is good, definitely good." "You can do it, darling." "[WHISTLE BLOWS]" "COMMANDANT:" "After that girl!" "Uh-oh." "Stop her!" "He'll never leave without his daughter." "Grab her!" "[BARKING]" "That's right, darling, just grab my hand." "[***]" "[SCHNAPPSIE BARKING]" "[GROWLING]" "[SCHNAPPSIE GROWLING]" "[YELPS]" "Oh, Daddy!" "[***]" "Have a nice life, Rita." "Sic him, Schnappsie!" "[BOTH GROWLING]" "It was nice while it lasted." "[YOWLING]" "[BARKING]" "[HISSING, BARKING]" "[YELPS]" "[WHIMPERING]" "Gee, Rita, you were on your way to a nice new home with a big backyard and everything." "What happened?" "[TRAIN WHISTLE TOOTS]" "Well, there's always tomorrow." "* You know I should have My head examined *" "* The fact is I could not go without you *" "* I'm fond of your slow wit *" "* And your bad hairdo *" "* We'll always be together *" "* Me and you *" "[SIGHS]" "Gee, you're sweet, Rita." "Definitely sweet." "Definitely, definitely sweet." "[***]" "[ORCHESTRA TUNING]" "ANNOUNCER:" "And now performing another classical work, the great Wakkorotti." "[APPLAUSE]" "[APPLAUSE STOPS]" "[PLAYING PONCHIELLI'S "DANCE OF THE HOURS"]" "[BELCHING]" "[BELCHING]" "[CHEERING  APPLAUSE]" "Excuse me." "Oh, excuse me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "NARRATOR:" "It's Mime Time." "Today on Mime Time:" "climbing an imaginary mountain." "The end." "[***]" "It's over." "It's definitely over."