"imdb: 0177858 release:" "Im.Juli.2000.DVDRip-Dual audio: tr/de sub: english cd: 1/2" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "Why the hell do you speak german?" "What?" "What do you want?" "thats all." "Take it easy." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fucking shit!" "FUCK!" "Shit!" "Damnit!" "I'm talking to you!" "Shit." "Come on." "We gotta get out of here!" "Mother fucking shit!" "Like one corpse wasn't enough." "Now I'm dragging 2 mother-fucking corpses!" "What did you say?" "Are you okay?" "I'm ok." "Good." "Get the hell out!" "Ouch." "I Think there's something wrong with my neck!" "I said:" "GET OUT!" "Hear me out." "but I'm still alive." "And you're happy you didn't kill me." "Why not show me a little of that happiness by letting me tag along?" "Please." "Come sit up front." "My name is Daniel." "Isa." "Daniel." "Where are you from?" "Hamburg." "My ant lives in Hamburg." "What do you do for a living?" "I'm an teacher's apprentice." "I'm gonna be a teacher." "A teacher?" "You?" "really!" "You don't look like a teacher." "What do I look like?" "Don't know." "You look more like a bum." "Going to the south?" "To Turky." "I see." "Going on vacation?" "Nope." "I'm looking for a girl." "Your wife?" "Nope." "Are you in love?" "Cool." "Tell me everything." "It's a pretty long story." "We have a hell of a long ride ahead of us." "we see   that speed is the most important factor." "How fast must X accelerate from a ramp with an angle of 10 grades   to surpass 25 metres of gravitational power?" "Anette?" "Anette?" "Don't you see I'm busy?" "old man." "Kira?" "We cant have ordinary class the last day before the summer vacation!" "569" "What are we supposed to do instead?" "We end it." "Kira." "Have a good vacation." "and you still haven't talked to him?" "I'm to shy." "You?" "Shy?" "Shit." "That's him!" "talk with him!" "Hey you!" "Come here." "It seems like you can need some luck." "I'm in more need of a new bag." "What is this?" "A sun." "What is a sun?" "as well as eight other planets orbit." "for her and for me." "Another word for light is..?" "Energy?" "the ring brings luck." "You're really smart." "I'll be a teacher soon." "A teacher?" "Really?" "That's funny." "What is your name?" "Daniel." "Daniel Bannier." "Wonderful name." "like the month." "What about the ring?" " can recognize luck." "You will soon meet a woman that also carry a symbol of the sun." "It's only she that can bring you true happiness." "How much?" "50." "but..." "Why don't you fight a little for it then?" "30." "40." "35." "It's all that I've got." "But I really want the ring." "but only because I like you." "Thank you." "Wait." "This is tonight." "Stop by." "Thank you so much." "I'm looking forward to it." "Me to." "Bye." "July?" "Yes?" "What was that?" "That was Daniel Bannier." "but what's so special about him?" "waiting to be released." "Like what?" "Kodjo." "and look for the Kini sisters." "Do you know the Kini sisters?" "Kodjo." "Bikini and zukini." "Where are you going on vacation?" "This year i'm staying in Hamburg." "Stay here?" "Won't you go anywhere at all?" "You need some sun." "The sun shines here as well." "Could you water my plants?" "I can do that." "Morning and evenenings?" "Cool." "Here's my carkeys." "Use the car as much as you want." "Give them water so they can grow!" "Excuse me!" "Hello!" "Excuse me!" "A beer please!" "but is that a sun?" "What?" "it's a moon." "Excuse me!" "Could I get a...." "The next song is a love song." "About love that defies all boundaries." "do you know of any cheap places to spend the night?" "I'm from Berlin." "I'm not familiar with this place." "No?" "Ok." "wait just a moment." " but I just remembered... that it is a cheap youth shelter nearby." "I can show you the way?" "I've got a car." "That is kind of you." "My car is just over there." "I'm Daniel." "Melek." "Lovely name." "Where is it from?" "Turky." "Are you turkish?" "it's ok." "but you've been carrying it all day." "Are you hungry?" "Yes." "It cant be true!" "Asia to the right." "to look at the water." "it looks like - thousands of little fish dancing." "In turkish we say " "Yakamoz" "I've got a date under the bridge friday at noon." "Aren't you leaving for somewhere?" "I don't think so." "but I want to stay here in Hamburg." "café's - and resturants and all." "And there's the beach!" "Hamburg have a beach?" "Didn't you know?" "A real beach." "and shells and stuff." "Do you want to see it?" "please." "but... please." "could one of you sell me two beers?" "Sure." "Here you go." "Thank you." "Wait!" "How much do I owe you?" "The best in life is free." "Cheers." "I'm starting to understand why you don't want to leave." "let your rays shine my sand warm" "I touch your skin with my wind my lips craves yours" "your eyes must never stop looking after me" "your lips must never stop kissing me." "does it mean something?" "Angel." "but you don't know me." "What about that place to spend the night?" "Do you live here alone?" "Yes." "Don't you have a girlfriend?" "Nope." "please." "since..." "I knew that we were going to meet today." "but just hoped." "It's like you could decide your own destiny in one day." "and..." "So I didn't believe that you were going to show up." "Then you stood there." "Melek?" "Thank you for everything." "The pleasure was all mine." "Daniel." "Bullshit!" "Come to your senses and stay here!" "NO!" "I hate this fucking city!" "but where are you going?" "Where the wind takes me." "What do you mean by that?" "I just want to get away!" "decides my destination." "What if the first car is going to Bayern?" "Do you want to stay in Bayern?" "I guess." "I'm going to miss you." "I'll miss you too." "July." "I'm in a hurry." "it belongs to a friend of mine." "Where do you want me to drive you?" "Where are you going?" "Istanbul" "Why are you going to Istanbul?" "It worked!" "What worked?" "The lucky ring." "but it worked." "So where is she now?" "She flew to Turky on vacation this morning." "friday at noon." "she is so.... where are you going?" "What?" "where are you off to?" "I'm also going to Turky." "What?" "To Istanbul." "It's like this:" "I stand there where you picked me up - to leave on vacation." "I go wherever the wind takes me." "decides where I'm going." "You understand?" "You do this every summer?" "Yes!" "Spain..." "One guy brought me to Afghanistan." "Quite some place to travel to!" "Afghanistan?" "Yes!" "Amazing!" "Yeah." "You never know where you end up." "It's like buying a surprise pack." "I see." "And this year it'll be Turky." "Awesome!" "I've never been in Turky." "This will be so cool." "Definitely." "It does so once in a while." "Unbeliveable." "One moment." "We could stay here." "In Bayern?" "The sky is blue everywhere." "or what?" "but we don't have two single rooms left." "with one single bed." "Will that be ok?" "or..?" " Of course not." "you took the entire blanket." "Could I get a little piece of it?" "You don't seem to be able to sleep." "it's uncomfortable and hot and..." "Do you know the spoon-position?" "Sure." "I've heard it's one of the most comfortable sleeping positions." "Is that so?" "who will spoon whom?" "You'll spoon me." "it is really comfortable." "Really nice." "Fuck." "and take the ferry boat to - and then to Turky." "to Turky." "yeah." "Romania and Bulgaria." "That's a real detour." "Maybe there's a ferry boat leaving directly from Bari to Turky." "I have a problem." "What is it?" "I have very little money." "I can't afford the ferry boat." "That is not my problem." "What do you mean?" "don't you know where you are going?" "Sure we do!" "Istanbul." "I'm going to Budapest." "Get in!" "Now?" "Are you coming?" "pleasure to meet you." "like the month." "July is a beautiful name." "Thanks." "Leo ain't to bad either." "Reminds me in some way of a lion." "I think it has originated from that." "unfortunately." "I'm a scorpion." "I've got a sting on my tale..." "But you are lion right?" "Yes." "A july-lion?" "Of course." "What about your boyfriend?" "He's not my boyfriend..." "What is that for?" "but what does that mean to you?" "What does "Che" fights for?" "For justice." "but what else?" "For freedom?" "Bingo." "This "Che" represent my belief in the individual freedom." "Then we have something in common." "What is it?" "I'll wait outside." "Don't you want a beer?" "No thanks." "Don't be a partybreak." "I'm not!" "I'm going in." "Good." "I'll wait here." "Leo!" "July." "I'll keep up." "Were you serious about your belief in individual freedom?" "That we have it in common?" "Of course I was serious." "Really?" "Yes." "Do you want to come with me?" "What?" "do you want to come along?" "Where?" "perhaps?" "I can't." "Do you think he's the right guy?" "Yeah." "Would he fight for you?" "I'd wish he would." "Let's dance." "Dance?" "stop it!" "What are you doing?" "Stop it." "Leo!" "Paul!" "Leave her alone!" "or get lost." "Shut your mouth and sit down." "Let me go!" "Let her go!" "Daniel!" "DANIEL!" "Please let her go." "Didn't get ya?" "please." "I can't understand." "Let her go!" "come on." "Let's get out of here." "I've never been in a fight before." "I never fight!" "My glasses are gone." "I'm a pacifist." "I hate violence." "What's so funny about that?" "Nothing." "How should we get away?" "With boat." "With boat?" "with boat." "don't it?" "True." "And Istanbul lies by The Black Sea." "That's drugs right?" "No it's not!" "It's a piece." "What do you mean?" "It's illegal." "That is a long story." "but that stuff makes you stupid." "but... man." "Trust me." "Do you inhale just like a sigarett?" "It tastes good." "It tastes really good." "Like ropes." "Like a ribbon." "It tastes a little like that." "It feels so hot...here." "Ok?" "I'm ok." "ashe." "Another drag?" "huh?" "I once saw a few guys..." "My students at school..." "I think." "In school?" "In school." "Fifteen!" "Amazing." "They are idiots." "I can do better." "Cool." "Why do you laugh?" "Nothing." "They way you say "cool" is so sweet." "My students keep telling me that." "I was wondering what kind of music teachers listen to." "you mean?" "Jazz." "Jazz?" "that's exactly what I thought." "What do you listen to then?" "I like the good oldies." "Elvis Presley." "What about you?" "Do you like oldies?" " and she listens to oldies all day long." "for an example..." "Blue Moon... or what?" "What are you going to do when you find her?" "What do you mean?" "What are you going to tell her?" "I have no idea." "You don't know?" "What should I tell her?" "Something like..." " and moved mountains." "I've suffered and endured torment." " that I love you." "Isn't that a little to excessive?" "July?" "I'm going to get us something to eat." "I'll be right back." "We have a stowaway on board!" "my dear." "please no." "Budapest?" "Do you speak german?" "No?" "Do speak english?" "No." "My name is Daniel." "That's my name." "What's your name?" "Luna." "Luna..." "Like the moon." "Smoke?" "Thanks." "do you know a place where we could get something to eat?" "Something to eat." "It's a nice place." "and just anything to eat." "Do you speak german?" "No." "just anything to eat." "I don't care." "Bread or... or not to eat." "I'll definitely eat!" "Fish fish is great." "Wonderful!" "time to pay." "How much?" "Ten." "Ten?" "Mark." "German mark?" "German." "Thanks." "but I think I have to go now." "you see I have a problem." "I have to follow someone." "It's a girl." "One more cola?" "Please?" "So you do speak german." "Budapest?" "So we meet again." "Give me my money!" "What's he doing?" "Where's my things?" "Who is this?" "I don't know." "Give me my passport!" "The ring!" "Mind your own business." "I'll get you!" "Now I should get a hold of you." "Fuck!" "Why doesn't this shit work?" "you!" "Give me a push!" "oh God." "You're mad!" "To the right!" "This isn't true!" "She's crazy!" "I'm gonna redecorate your face!" "I'll get you!" "you asshole!" "I can't hear you!" "Just wait until I can get my hands on you." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "You assholes!" "Uops!" "Where are you from?" "Passport?" "Passport?" "Border:" "Hungary" " Romania" "Hello." "Passport?" "That is exactly my problem." "I don't have any passport." "no Romania." "that is obvious." "You have to have a passport to cross the borders." "But I just don't have it." "Please." "no Romania." "but perhaps you didn't understand me." "and I need to go over this border." "very... no Romania." "damn." "Daniel!" "July!" "Stop!" "I didn't do anything." "and I must cross." "Help me." " Where is your passport?" "Doesn't matter." "Say anything." "ok?" "This is no problem." "She's my wife." "The ring... we are married." "If she..." "But we aren't married!" "we can't lie to him." "Please." "Ok." "do you take me as your lawful wedded wife?" "or do you not?" "I do..." "Then ask me." "do you take me as your lawful wedded husbond?" "good." "What else?" "The speech first." "Which speech?" "The one I taught you." "Now?" "It's a part of the ceremony." "so... right?" "huh?" ""I.." "I've crossed..."" "You don't remember it." "but I will learn it." "Promise?" "I promise you." "we are married." "Kiss." "I'll go get the car... you usually give presents." "Presents?" "my present." "Ok." "Raise the bar." "Thank you." "How to we get further?" "We could have our honeymoon here." "I think that I have a better suggestion." "What?" "We steal a car." "we steal a car." "We can't steal a car." "Why not?" "We're nice people." "They don't steal cars." "We could steal the car from a bad guy." "Him?" "Is he a bad guy?" "Nope." "He's a nice guy." "Obviously." "But it's exactly those guys that beat their wife and kids." "I don't know." "They!" "He reminds me of a friend of mine." "Him." "A serial-killer!" "just looking at him." "Everyone look like bad guys to me." "You know what you're doing right?" "Can you handle it?" "What are you doing?" "It just layed in the car." "got damnit." "Hey!" "Are you crazy?" "You're destroying everything!" "ok?" "I'm fine." "I think somone is looking." "he's looking this way..." "Act normal." "Isn't this romantic." "What?" "I've never stolen a car with someone before." "so we'll get away from here." "Please!" "what did I tell you?" "Amazing!" "You're the best." "Alin." "Don't you've got a blue Dacia?" "That's right." "I think it's getting stolen." "Bullshit!" "they are stealing my car!" "no Bulgaria." I've had it with that." "How do you think the Turkish border is?" "Probably five times as worse!" "could you back up a little?" "Where does this lead?" "We'll soon find out." "Look at that." "This place looks dead." "That's not what I ment." "What do you mean?" "That must be Bulgaria." "Bullshit." "Why is it bullshit?" "This puddle ain't the Donau." "but Donau isn't the border." "it is!" "Are you sure?" "No." "Then this could be the border." "let's assume that this is the border." "So what?" "I'll just drive across." "hit the ramp   and jump across the river." "That's crazy!" "We need the car." "and we're still not in Bulgaria." "I need the car to be in Istanbul friday at noon." "That won't work if you die." "Have you thought about that?" "Sensible teachers don't do this stuff!" "so... x." "X weighs 500 kilo." "The distance is 25 metres." "The question is:" "How fast must we drive up a ramp   with a ten grade incline to cross 25 metres?" "The answer is... 41 km/h." "Daniel!" "Fuck!" "Excellent!" "Congratulations!" "I really pitty your students." "You could have been killed!" "What if I'd been?" "That's nothing to joke about." "Why not?" "Because I don't like it." "What would you do if I'd been killed?" "Probably been happy to finally gotten rid of you." "What is this?" "The border river." "Donau." "huh?" "Really amuzing." "Just hilarious." "Take it easy." "No!" "It's all your fault!" "your fault!" "Why?" "All this shit is your fault!" "not here." "Bari!" "you'd still been in Bayern!" "Who helped you across the border?" "Who stole the car?" "And who sold me this stupid ring?" "and not here!" "So head back to Elben." "Read a newspaper or a book!" "Go back to your empty and booring life!" "You just don't want me to meet her!" "The first one who stops decides my destination." "He didn't count." "July?" "July?" "And that was it?" "That was it." "One moment!" "Did you really experience all that?" "I've experienced all that." "You didn't make it up?" "Why should I make it up?" "man." "Thanks." "Where does that awful smell come from?" "do you?" "No..." "Out!" "Get out of the car!" "get out of the car!" "What type of bullshit is this?" "You heard me!" "What piece of crap is this?" "Out!" "Both of you!" "Come on now!" "He have to go out also." "Out." "What?" "I told him to get out." "I had just told him that." "He's german." "german." "and registration card." "Passport!" "I don't have a passport!" "His passport were stolen." "Tell that to your grandma." "What is the problem?" "Shut up!" "What?" "I told him to shut up!" "Shut up!" "I haven't said a word!" "Shut up!" "You're not going anywhere without passport." "His passport really was stolen." "or what?" "what..." "Open it!" "Arrest them immideately!" "This is unbeliveable." "Totally unbeliveable." "Now we're doomed!" "Forever!" "And why?" "Because I hitchhiked with a guy that had a corpse in the luggage compartment." "Just imagine!" "A corpse!" "Is it your hobby or something?" "Shut up!" "I won't shut it." "Don't make me angry!" "Or what?" "Your pants will blow?" "you dickhead!" "ok?" "asshole..." "The corpse in the car is my uncle Achmed." "What?" "He came from Istanbul to visit us." "Uncle Achmed is my fathers eldest brother." "And my father often invited him to Germany." "he finally came." "and tricked his way to Germany." "He thought Berlin was pretty awesome." "Lots of turkish people in our neighborhod." "and really had a great time." "had a great time as well." "the boys of my sister." " uncle Achmed looked after them." "You wouldn't believe how good he was at cooking!" "Better than my mother!" "and uncle Achmed stayed." "Then the unavoidable happened." "He died." "Without even saying goodbye." "Heart attack." "Dead." "Really stupid." "The whole family gathered and held a crise meeting." "This had to be kept a secret when my parents kept an illegal corpse in the basement." "So we decided to smuggle the corpse back to Turky." "" "I was stuck with this shit." "Shit!" "They are going to ask for his birth certificate." "they want to see the original." "If I just could have one phone call." "Then I would call my girlfriend." "She could bring the birth certificate." "my time is running out." "Come on." "Wait!" "What about me?" "Who was that?" "We'll soon find out." "Come on." "The door is open." "So you came all the way here just to bring your dead uncle to Turky?" "Isa!" "Bravo!" "give the hero some tea." "Cigarette?" "Thanks." "I need your uncle's birth certificate." "I could get it brought from Istanbul tonight." "Show Isa the telephone." "To all passengers:" "We'll take a 30 minutes break." "The tea is on us." "July?" "Hey!" "Why are you here?" "What are you doing here?" "Melek." "This is unbelievable." "I'm heading for Istanbul." "What are supposed to do there?" "That is...a pretty long story." "Tell me about it." "But fast." "I met a girl." "Fell in love." "I'm going to Istanbul to see her." "Where in Istanbul are you going to meet her?" "Under the bridge." "Are you sure that she'll be there?" "I hope so." "The bus to Edirne is soon leaving." "Please board the bus immediately." "I have to go." "I have to bring something to the border." "What?" "That is also a long story." "Say hello to your boyfriend for me!" "I will." "Did I tell you about my boyfriend?" "Don't be late for your bus now!" "Hey!" "You made it." "Good to see you." "Where is the girl you were meeting?" " crossed rivers and moved mountains " "so I could stand in front of you   and tell you   that I love you." "decides our destination." "May I say something?" "I love you." "What?" "I love you." "but I didn't quite hear you..." "I love you." "but I told you that I have difficulties understanding you." "I LOVE YOU!" "That's more like it." "lovebirds!" "Where are you going?" "get in." "What are you waiting for?" "imdb: 0177858 release:" "Im.Juli.2000.DVDRip-Dual audio: tr/de sub: english cd: 2/2" "Budapest?" "So we meet again." "Give me my money!" "What's he doing?" "Where's my things?" "Who is this?" "I don't know." "Give me my passport!" "The ring!" "Mind your own business." "I'll get you!" "Now I should get a hold of you." "Fuck!" "Why doesn't this shit work?" "you!" "Give me a push!" "oh God." "You're mad!" "To the right!" "This isn't true!" "She's crazy!" "I'm gonna redecorate your face!" "I'll get you!" "you asshole!" "I can't hear you!" "Just wait until I can get my hands on you." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "You assholes!" "Uops!" "Where are you from?" "Passport?" "Passport?" "Border:" "Hungary" " Romania" "Hello." "Passport?" "That is exactly my problem." "I don't have any passport." "no Romania." "that is obvious." "You have to have a passport to cross the borders." "But I just don't have it." "Please." "no Romania." "but perhaps you didn't understand me." "and I need to go over this border." "very... no Romania." "damn." "Daniel!" "July!" "Stop!" "I didn't do anything." "and I must cross." "Help me." " Where is your passport?" "Doesn't matter." "Say anything." "ok?" "This is no problem." "She's my wife." "The ring... we are married." "If she..." "But we aren't married!" "we can't lie to him." "Please." "Ok." "do you take me as your lawful wedded wife?" "or do you not?" "I do..." "Then ask me." "do you take me as your lawful wedded husbond?" "good." "What else?" "The speech first." "Which speech?" "The one I taught you." "Now?" "It's a part of the ceremony." "so... right?" "huh?" ""I.." "I've crossed..."" "You don't remember it." "but I will learn it." "Promise?" "I promise you." "we are married." "Kiss." "I'll go get the car... you usually give presents." "Presents?" "my present." "Ok." "Raise the bar." "Thank you." "How to we get further?" "We could have our honeymoon here." "I think that I have a better suggestion." "What?" "We steal a car." "we steal a car." "We can't steal a car." "Why not?" "We're nice people." "They don't steal cars." "We could steal the car from a bad guy." "Him?" "Is he a bad guy?" "Nope." "He's a nice guy." "Obviously." "But it's exactly those guys that beat their wife and kids." "I don't know." "They!" "He reminds me of a friend of mine." "Him." "A serial-killer!" "just looking at him." "Everyone look like bad guys to me." "You know what you're doing right?" "Can you handle it?" "What are you doing?" "It just layed in the car." "got damnit." "Hey!" "Are you crazy?" "You're destroying everything!" "ok?" "I'm fine." "I think somone is looking." "he's looking this way..." "Act normal." "Isn't this romantic." "What?" "I've never stolen a car with someone before." "so we'll get away from here." "Please!" "what did I tell you?" "Amazing!" "You're the best." "Alin." "Don't you've got a blue Dacia?" "That's right." "I think it's getting stolen." "Bullshit!" "they are stealing my car!" "no Bulgaria." I've had it with that." "How do you think the Turkish border is?" "Probably five times as worse!" "could you back up a little?" "Where does this lead?" "We'll soon find out." "Look at that." "This place looks dead." "That's not what I ment." "What do you mean?" "That must be Bulgaria." "Bullshit." "Why is it bullshit?" "This puddle ain't the Donau." "but Donau isn't the border." "it is!" "Are you sure?" "No." "Then this could be the border." "let's assume that this is the border." "So what?" "I'll just drive across." "hit the ramp   and jump across the river." "That's crazy!" "We need the car." "and we're still not in Bulgaria." "I need the car to be in Istanbul friday at noon." "That won't work if you die." "Have you thought about that?" "Sensible teachers don't do this stuff!" "so... x." "X weighs 500 kilo." "The distance is 25 metres." "The question is:" "How fast must we drive up a ramp   with a ten grade incline to cross 25 metres?" "The answer is... 41 km/h." "Daniel!" "Fuck!" "Excellent!" "Congratulations!" "I really pitty your students." "You could have been killed!" "What if I'd been?" "That's nothing to joke about." "Why not?" "Because I don't like it." "What would you do if I'd been killed?" "Probably been happy to finally gotten rid of you." "What is this?" "The border river." "Donau." "huh?" "Really amuzing." "Just hilarious." "Take it easy." "No!" "It's all your fault!" "your fault!" "Why?" "All this shit is your fault!" "not here." "Bari!" "you'd still been in Bayern!" "Who helped you across the border?" "Who stole the car?" "And who sold me this stupid ring?" "and not here!" "So head back to Elben." "Read a newspaper or a book!" "Go back to your empty and booring life!" "You just don't want me to meet her!" "The first one who stops decides my destination." "He didn't count." "July?" "July?" "And that was it?" "That was it." "One moment!" "Did you really experience all that?" "I've experienced all that." "You didn't make it up?" "Why should I make it up?" "man." "Thanks." "Where does that awful smell come from?" "do you?" "No..." "Out!" "Get out of the car!" "get out of the car!" "What type of bullshit is this?" "You heard me!" "What piece of crap is this?" "Out!" "Both of you!" "Come on now!" "He have to go out also." "Out." "What?" "I told him to get out." "I had just told him that." "He's german." "german." "and registration card." "Passport!" "I don't have a passport!" "His passport were stolen." "Tell that to your grandma." "What is the problem?" "Shut up!" "What?" "I told him to shut up!" "Shut up!" "I haven't said a word!" "Shut up!" "You're not going anywhere without passport." "His passport really was stolen." "or what?" "what..." "Open it!" "Arrest them immideately!" "This is unbeliveable." "Totally unbeliveable." "Now we're doomed!" "Forever!" "And why?" "Because I hitchhiked with a guy that had a corpse in the luggage compartment." "Just imagine!" "A corpse!" "Is it your hobby or something?" "Shut up!" "I won't shut it." "Don't make me angry!" "Or what?" "Your pants will blow?" "you dickhead!" "ok?" "asshole..." "The corpse in the car is my uncle Achmed." "What?" "He came from Istanbul to visit us." "Uncle Achmed is my fathers eldest brother." "And my father often invited him to Germany." "he finally came." "and tricked his way to Germany." "He thought Berlin was pretty awesome." "Lots of turkish people in our neighborhod." "and really had a great time." "had a great time as well." "the boys of my sister." " uncle Achmed looked after them." "You wouldn't believe how good he was at cooking!" "Better than my mother!" "and uncle Achmed stayed." "Then the unavoidable happened." "He died." "Without even saying goodbye." "Heart attack." "Dead." "Really stupid." "The whole family gathered and held a crise meeting." "This had to be kept a secret when my parents kept an illegal corpse in the basement." "So we decided to smuggle the corpse back to Turky." "" "I was stuck with this shit." "Shit!" "They are going to ask for his birth certificate." "they want to see the original." "If I just could have one phone call." "Then I would call my girlfriend." "She could bring the birth certificate." "my time is running out." "Come on." "Wait!" "What about me?" "Who was that?" "We'll soon find out." "Come on." "The door is open." "So you came all the way here just to bring your dead uncle to Turky?" "Isa!" "Bravo!" "give the hero some tea." "Cigarette?" "Thanks." "I need your uncle's birth certificate." "I could get it brought from Istanbul tonight." "Show Isa the telephone." "To all passengers:" "We'll take a 30 minutes break." "The tea is on us." "July?" "Hey!" "Why are you here?" "What are you doing here?" "Melek." "This is unbelievable." "I'm heading for Istanbul." "What are supposed to do there?" "That is...a pretty long story." "Tell me about it." "But fast." "I met a girl." "Fell in love." "I'm going to Istanbul to see her." "Where in Istanbul are you going to meet her?" "Under the bridge." "Are you sure that she'll be there?" "I hope so." "The bus to Edirne is soon leaving." "Please board the bus immediately." "I have to go." "I have to bring something to the border." "What?" "That is also a long story." "Say hello to your boyfriend for me!" "I will." "Did I tell you about my boyfriend?" "Don't be late for your bus now!" "Hey!" "You made it." "Good to see you." "Where is the girl you were meeting?" " crossed rivers and moved mountains " "so I could stand in front of you   and tell you   that I love you." "decides our destination." "May I say something?" "I love you." "What?" "I love you." "but I didn't quite hear you..." "I love you." "but I told you that I have difficulties understanding you." "I LOVE YOU!" "That's more like it." "lovebirds!" "Where are you going?" "get in." "What are you waiting for?"