"TOTO' DOES THE GIRO D'ITALIA" "Abandon all hope, ye who enter..." "Where are you going?" " On a mission." " All right." "Dante!" " Nero!" " What are you doing in these parts?" "I wanted to see if Totò arrived." " Not yet." "We're waiting for him." "Does he interest you?" " Yes, I heard that he's a strange guy." "We can take a look at him." "Over there, in the observatory." "This story is going to be interesting!" "There's Bartali..." "Coppi..." "Bobet..." "Bobeeeeeeeet!" " Is there only men?" " No, there's also..." " Ah, Barzizza." "Great!" "Ah..." "Rissone." "Mangini, Micheluzzi and Mario Riva..." "Charming!" " Certainly." " Ah, Sweet!" "Look how many there are!" "We'll never finish this!" "Lots of people worked hard and they want to see their names up on the screen!" "Sure, but it's too much!" " Well!" "And how about us?" " Yeah." "Look!" "Dante Alighieri:" "Carlo Ninchi." " And Catoni?" " Nero!" "Let's go." "You can see everything from here." "There's the earth!" "There's old Europe!" "And there's our very own Italy!" ""Oh, Italy, Italy..."" " Heavens!" "Just look what they're doing in Stresa!" "What's this?" "I don't get it." "They're selecting the city which has the most beautiful girl for Miss Italy." "In such costumes!" " Of course, my dear." "The jury must see everything." "This is of the devil!" " If only I could be on the jury in Totò's place." "Totò?" "Where is he?" " Over there." " Which one?" " See the beard?" "Professor, the girls you should be watching are over there!" " Yeah, cute!" "And what do you think about her?" "What?" " What do you think of her?" " What do I think?" "Well, I think..." "She has a lovely malleolus, a lovely femur and a lovely kneecap." "Miss, please turn around." " And there's a lovely shoulder blade." "Well, she's available." "Don't joke, young man!" "My interest is only anatomical." "I like her." " And number 19?" "She's not a classic beauty." " You're a little harsh, Professor." "What do you think of her?" "What a face!" " What?" " I mean, what a perfect face, united to a marvelous body!" " She's my sister." " Congratulations!" "What a family!" " Thank you." " Don't act like a fool." "I do it for my sister, you know it's just for her!" " OK, just don't go crazy!" "Look!" "Look!" "The sister of the journalist's girlfriend has won!" "The professor has convinced the jury to award her the title of Miss Italy." "Meanwhile..." "our jealous journalist paces nervously." "What's the matter?" "Are you nervous?" " Me?" "No, I'm the same as always." "Here." "This letter came for you." "It's marked, "personal and secret"." "I don't have any secrets." "If you want to, open it up." "Miss, I congratulate you on the success of your sister..." "I take this occasion to express my strong desire to unite with you... in the goal of a fruitful marriage." " But who is this jerk?" "With all due respect, it was me." " You're always joking, Sir." "Right?" "No joke, young man." "This is serious." "No funny stuff." "I only want to comfort her with my rod and staff." "Bruno, there's Coppi and Bartali, a wonderful spread!" "Come on!" " Coming." "Get me an autograph." "No, wait, I'm coming too..." "Bye!" " One moment, Miss." "Later." "Didn't you hear?" "It's Coppi and Bartali." "Who are they?" " Oh, Professor, where are you from?" "The moon?" "No, from a school in Brescia." " Then have your students tell you about it." "One moment, Miss." "We haven't finished our conversation." "Mays I hope?" "Mays I?" "Yethh?" " Why not?" "When?" "When?" " Let's see.." "Do you know how to ride a bicycle?" " No." "Fine." "We'll get married, when you... have won the Giro d'Italia!" "Bye, Professor." "The Giro d'Italia!" "Next day, we're in Milan." " At the piazza del Duomo?" " No, at Via Orefici." "Ah, back there is the castle!" "The Bar Vittorio Emanuele." " A hang out for royalty?" "No, for athletes." "There's Spoldi, Deyana." " Lorenzetti." "Look, Walter Ascari." " And speaking with Wimille, Piamita Lanza ." "There's Achilli too and dell'Inter." "Excuse me, Mr. Renato Stella?" "Thanks." "Good day." " Good day." "And?" " I want to ride a bicycle." " Go for it!" "No, I want to learn how to ride." " No, you're too young for that." "You'll get hurt." "Come back in a few years, if your mom says it's OK." "I want to take lessons and I'm willing to pay well." "Sit down!" " Thank you." " Let's discuss this." " Certainly!" "You're willing to fork out?" " What?" "You're a fat cat?" " No, I'm really a professor." "But you would pay?" " Sure." "How much would a lesson cost?" "Lemme see... one lesson: "half a leg"." " And how could I ride with only half a leg?" "You don't get it: it's money." "A "sack" is 1,000 lire and "half a leg" is 500." "Then I'll take "a sack"." " But it cost more!" " But, I save half my leg!" "If you're happy, we're all happy!" "That'll be one lesson 1,000 lire with two lessons in advance." " Here you go." "Thank you." " Are we good?" " Peppone, come here!" "May I present a new athlete." " Pleasure." " Tosi." "Discus." " Yes, discus?" " 54,80." "Did they slip?" " What?" " The disks." " But..." " In his back." "Don't you get it?" "He throws the discus." " I get it!" " Matteucci." "Giavelotto." "Giavelotto?" "I know that name." "How dumb!" "I'm confusing it with Felice Cavallotti." "Another Olympian:" "Di Segni." " Designer?" " No, boxer." " Ah, boxing designer!" "Very interesting." "It's Tazio!" " The piazza?" " No, Tazio Nuvolari the great!" " Ah, the cyclist!" "Professor!" "Race car driver!" " How stupid of me!" "Of course, race car driver." "This kid will go far!" " Professor!" "Good one!" "Good morning, Professor." " Good morning." "Nobody will come around here." " Thank goodness." " What?" "So this is the velocipede." " Yes." "And what type of velocipede?" "For walking or for racing?" " For bombing." " It's the b..b..b..bomb!" " You're funny!" " No, I'm serious." "Get on, we're wasting time." " One sec!" "I first want to know where's the pinion." "Why does it matter?" "Just leave it to me." " Lad, I need to see the pinion." " What's that?" " "The Velocipedist Manual"." " No, it's too cutting edge." "Don't worry about it." "Get on!" " Get on!" "Easy to say, but how?" "How do you want to get on?" " I need..." " No, with the legs... raise your leg!" "Not that leg, the other one." "Young man, this is not right." " Why?" " I'm not a dog that lifts the leg so." "Come on, Professor." " Let me try it." "Not like that!" "That's the wrong way!" "What are you?" "A crab?" "Careful!" "Slowly!" " Hold the handlebars tightly." " Let me try it." "Sir..." " Let me do it." " I beg you..." " I order you to let go!" "Professor, if you insist..." "Mamma Mia, are you dead?" " Present!" " Thank heavens!" "And who's going to pay for my bicycle?" " Lad, don't get mad." "I'll "fork out"." "Happy Birthday!" " Who put this here?" "If I had only know where the pinion was..." " You and that pinion!" "Listen closely." " Yeah, yeah." "Can I open my heart to you?" " The heart yes, the hands, no." "You are the first to know." " Tell me." "I must win the Giro d'Italia." " What?" "Don't tell anyone, please." " No, that would be crazy." "What are you thinking?" "You can't win." " It's my will: "to will is to do"." "Forget about "will", you need a pill!" " "To pill is to poo"!" "What must I do to win this Giro?" " Lord, there would be only one way." " What?" "Try to sell your soul to the devil." "I will marry you when you win the Giro d'Italia." "I will marry you." "Win the Giro d'Italia!" "You want to win the Giro d'Italia?" "Sell your soul to the devil!" "Marry you!" " Soul to the devil!" " You!" " Devil!" " You!" " Devil!" "You!" " Devil!" " You!" " Devil!" "You!" " Devil!" "Good evening" " Good evening." " What's the matter?" "Did you hear something?" " No. - "A voice sounded in my heart a while ago"." "Excuse me, but..." "# I am meek," "I am respectful." "I am obedient, lovingly sweet." "Let me rule, let me rule... let me lead, let me lead!" "But..." "But if you touch me where I am weak." "I will be a viper!" "I will be." "A 100 traps, I will set before I will ever give in." "A 100 traps..." "I will set before I ever will give in..." "I will set" "A 100 traps before...before I ever will give in." "A 100 traps," "A 100 traps, I will set." "A 100 traps, I will set." "I will set. #" " Good evening." " Good evening." "Good evening." "Hi, mamma." "Ay yi yi!" "What's the matter, dear?" "What did you do?" " Oh, nothing..." "A physical-mechanical experiment using a pinion and bell...nothing too serious." "Did you have any luck?" " No, this time no." "It'll go better next time." "You'll see!" "With your brains, you won't lose." " Yes." "Are you tired, dear?" "Do you want to eat?" " I have a pudding that says, "Eat me!"" "No pudding, please!" " Then make him an egg cream." " Coming up." "Never will an egg be beaten with much love!" "I will put all of my heart in it!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Good my dressing gown." " Here it is, Professor." "What a real joy your return is to us poor women who are always left alone!" "The house is so sad without you." " Hush!" "Go get the bed ready." "Bye, sweet mamma." " Good night, treasure." "I will marry you when you win the Giro d'Italia." "I will marry you when you win the Giro d'Italia." "Sell your soul to the devil!" " Marry..." " Sell your soul..." " Giro d'Italia..." "Soul!" " I will marry you!" " Soul to the devil!" " I will marry you!" "I will marry you!" " The soul!" " I will marry you!" " The devil!" "Yes!" "I will sell my soul to the devil in order to win this Giro d'Italia." "Come in!" "May I?" "My respects!" " Good evening." "Who are you?" "The devil." " The devil, how?" "Come on, don't make me laugh!" "I see!" "Perhaps you were expecting an old-fashioned devil... with horns and a tail and summoned with the sound of a whistle." "If that's what you want, I'll do it right away." "It doesn't matter to me." "Here I am!" "It's me, the devil!" "I'm the devil!" "I'm the devil!" "Am I not the devil?" "Devil!" "Where the devil did the devil go?" "Devil!" "Help!" "Help!" "How scary!" "We don't use the old-fashioned way anymore." " Such a fright!" "Convinced?" " This could be coincidence." "Let me see some ID!" " My pass." "You're kidding!" "A pass!" "Don't give me passes!" "My uncle has 12 of them." "But, please don't tell anyone." "I don't want him to lose his job." "My glasses?" "Please, sit down." "Make yourself at home." "Here they are." "It looks valid." "There's a stamp by the Minister of the Inferno." "Let's see what's your name:" "Filippo..." "Felippo ..." "Cosme..." "Cosmedi..." " Cosmedin." "Cosmedin." "Pippo Cosmedin!" "That's not a devil's name." "I am one and I am not one." " What does that mean?" "Did you see, "It's a Wonderful Life"?" "There's an angel of the second class... who aspires to the first class!" " You?" " No!" "I'm a second class devil." " Why do you have a Venetian accent?" "I had my birth and burial in Venice." "That's funny!" "In Italy, you...buried!" "Perhaps." " Perhaps?" "Don't you believe me?" " No." "Your arm hurts." " How do you know?" " I know." "You're a devil." "Want me to prove it?" "Huh?" " No!" "By Jove and for goodness sake!" "A devil who does good!" " If a devil won't do it, who will nowadays?" "Believe me, bad is everywhere today!" "In the streets, the houses...even here!" "No, by Jove!" "Young man!" "Don't make insinuations!" "I'll have you thrown out on your ear." "Ok, tell me who's in there?" " Why?" "My loyal and proper governess, Gervasia!" "Loyal and proper!" " Yes, sir!" "You laugh at that!" " Allow me." "She said that she felt so alone!" " That direction is the trusted cook, right?" "He's very much to be trusted, I can guarantee it." "See, I told you: he's making my egg cream!" "How he whisks it!" "How he whisks it!" "How he whisks..." "Dirty pig!" "He said he'd put all of his heart in it!" "Are you convinced now?" " Yes, unfortunately." "Now for this side!" " Nothing to find there, it's only my mother." "Well, let's find out!" " But..." " You'll see!" " All right." "I told you so!" " An exception!" "An exception that confirms the rule." "Let's not waste time." "You want to win the Giro d'Italia?" " And how!" " OK." "Sign the contract and you will win." " Excuse me, what do you want in return?" "Almost nothing, your soul." " My soul!" "That's nothing?" "A soul is a soul, Sir." "But in exchange, I give you a body." "And what a body!" "Look!" "Doriana!" "Yethh?" "Shall I sign?" "Shall I sign?" "Tempting devil!" " Put your name to the paper and you will win." " Yes, yes." "The pen won't write." " You have to sign it with blood." "Whose?" " Yours." " I can't..." " Why not?" " I'm anemic." " Give here!" " Ay, here!" "Devil, you're taking advantage." "You refilled the pen!" " Sign here." "This one..." " This one and that one there." "Why so many places to sign?" " A few clauses without any importance." "Professor, have a good Giro d'Italia!" "I'll vanish the old way just for you." "And this too is done." "Still up, dear?" "What an infernal smell, like sulfur." " Mamma it was me." "I smoked a Cuban." "Listen, Mamma." " What is it, love?" "Would you mind if I did the Giro d'Italia?" "No dear, do whatever is good for you." "With your brains and the help of heaven, you can win." "The egg cream, Sir." " No, you eat it." " Why?" "You spit in it four times!" " No, only three!" " Four!" "I saw you!" "Yeah?" "Then I'm leaving!" "I refuse to stay in a house... where poor hard-working workers are spied upon!" "Pardon me, Mamma." "Villain!" "Sir, shall I warm the bed?" " Yes, with a warming pan, not a fireman!" "Fireman?" " Yes, and I won't even mention the other two." "Antonio!" " Mamma, sometimes you just got to!" "Good night." " Good night, Mamma." "Good night." "Good morning, Professor." "How's the arm?" " It's quite cured, young man." "Good thing you're here, I need to talk." "I decided to enter the Giro d'Italia." "What?" " Yes, yes." "You're surprised." "How come?" "Are you crazy?" "You need to be a licensed professional!" "You can't even ride a bike!" "You won't be allowed to enter." "Mere trifles." "Listen..." " Let's go..." "May I help you?" " I would like to enter the Giro d'Italia." "How, Sir?" " Tut, tut." " As a judge?" " Tut, tut!" "As a rider!" "I'll win the Giro this year, but not next year" " I'm retiring." "Then let's begin with the bike." "This one is a lightweight." "Don't you think it's a little frivolous?" " But this is a Benotto." "One can win with that?" " Of course!" "This bicycle won the World Championship in 1947." "Check it out." "And that one won in 1946 won the World Championship." " Good golly!" "Hey, who's that over there?" "Where'd you find him?" " Hush." "A nut, some professor." "But he forks out." " Forks out?" "Listen, couldn't you use a masseur?" " But you're not a masseur." "Why not?" "Is that one a cyclist?" "May I help you?" " Do you have any glasses?" " Over in the back." "Look!" "There's the professor." "Professor, how are you?" " Miss Doriana!" "Miss Italy." "Professor, what are doing here?" " Well, here we are!" "Are you the owner?" " No." "Maybe he's had some bad luck." "Sales clerk?" " Oh, no, no." "What are you doing in a bicycle shop?" "We came to get some glasses." "I follow the Giro." " Follow the Giro?" "How about you?" " You bet!" "I'm a secretary for the Herald." "Great!" "We can always be together." " What?" "Don't you remember your promise?" "If I win the Giro d'Italia, to marry me." "Therefore, I run, I conquer...and you know the rest." "What a memory!" " Well, child, a promise is a promise." "What does this mean, Doriana?" "Why all this underwear?" " They're extra." "You'll sweat a lot." "What?" "Sweat!" "Me!" "Pessimist." "The underwear:" "OK!" "But I'll only need one tee shirt." " Only one?" "Sure, after the first stage, they'll give me the 'Maglia Rosa' and..." "I'll give this one to the organizers." " Are you so sure of winning, Professor?" "Certainly, my sweet...doll!" "Love conquers all." "Then we need to toast the future winner of the 'Maglia Rosa'." "Shall we have a vermouth?" " Certainly!" "Of course!" "What a beautiful day!" "They laugh, because they are so happy!" "Only such a day could bring such joy!" "We're leaving, Goodbye." " And what about the vermouth?" "We're in such a hurry." "Fickle!" " Yes." " Then, let's meet at the Giro." " Yes, Professor." "Goodbye." " Goodbye." "What are they laughing at?" "Fools!" "Today from 4 to 6, registration at via Galilei." "What's so funny?" "Dare to laugh again at this bearded face!" "Coming through." "Excuse me!" "I would like a number for my bike." "Where can I get a number?" "What's so funny?" "Haven't you ever seen a cyclist?" " Not with a beard!" "Go, beardy!" "He who laughs last, laughs best, young man." "Excuse me, are you a number?" "No, I give out the numbers." "Can I get one for this velocipede?" "The cyclists must get them in person." "They're not allowed to send any parents." "Tut, tut." "I am the cyclist." "Here you go." "Who the heck are you?" " It's in order!" "Sure!" "What did you ask?" " Who are you?" " Just the winner of the Giro d'Italia." "Have you heard, Coppi?" " I guess we should all go home." "But no, boys!" "Don't get discouraged." "There's always second place." "Good day." "Do I need anything else?" " Yes, the number." "Number 100!" "Lucky number!" "Watch out, I'm going backwards!" "We're finally at the start." "This Giro d'Italia promises to be very exciting." "For the first time, we have some of the most famous of international cycling." "Notice here:" "Ortelli, Bartali, Ricci, Magni, Coppi," "Bobet, Cottur, Kubler." "The riders chat like friends among themselves, but surely in each there exists only one thought, one aspiration... to arrive first at the goal and become the winner of the Giro d'Italia." "Excuse me." "We see between Coppi and Bobet, a newcomer never before seen...  with a beard and wearing number 100." "I'm Bobet." " Ah, Bobet!" "Attention, they given the signal!" "The dense group sets off." "Thus begins the exciting contest." "Professor, why don't you move?" " They're going." " Go!" "Go!" "Nobody told me!" " Yeah, yeah." "Go!" "With four little pedals, I'll catch up!" " Fine, fine." "Go!" "The bearded one sprints ahead, trying to overtake the others." "Exciting start!" "The aces of the race are on the chase of the one's ahead." "Bartali, Coppi, Bobet, Magni, Schotte are determined to stop any threat." "But the bearded one not only remains in the lead, but keeps pulling ahead." "He's in the lead!" " Calm down!" "The pros will make their move and then it's over." "But how fun!" "Maybe with that beard, he's a foreign champion in disguise." "Here he is." "Hi, kids!" "A promise is a promise!" "Did you hear him?" "He's American..." "Well!" " I think he's a flash in the pan!" "An exciting turn of events!" "The leads are changing." "First Coppi leads." "Now he yields the place to Ricci, followed by Bobet, the Frenchman, who now passes and leads the riders." "Bobet, Ricci and Coppi are side-by-side." "Now here comes Bartali!" "What do you think you're doing?" "A nice thing to do at a sporting event!" "To a rider!" "You think?" "Has anyone ever heard of such a thing!" " What's the matter?" " A towel!" "..." "Look!" "Quick!" "Give me a towel!" "Get it?" "Promise me, you'll never do anything like this again." "I see." "You thought it was a favor?" "Ok, let me return the favor now!" "Coppi and Bartali, now in the lead, have forgotten about the bearded racer, and try to break out." "But what's this?" "The bearded racer pulls ahead of everybody with ease!" "The racers once again try to... overtake him, but it's useless!" "The pursuers are becoming tired, surprised by the bearded racer." "Coppi, Bartali, Magni, Schotte, Bobet are losing ground." "Magni is ahead of the following racers:" "Schotte, Coppi, Bartali and Cottur." "Schotte, the world champion shoots ahead." "But it's useless!" "the new leader crosses the finish line and ends this incredible race... of the first stage at the Turin Velodrome!" "The Professor wears the 'Maglia Rosa' and will receive a kiss from Miss Italy." "I want it from you." " No, you always are such a kidder!" "Please, Professor!" " Say something." " OK." "Now he'll say that he's happy that he came first." " Hush!" "Fans around the world, "gyros", panini..." "I'm surprised that we all didn't finish first." "The lap was so short!" "However, there are those who race for glory or race for money... but I... race for love." "As the ancient Greek proverb says, "Two lovely eyes will pull more... than a 100 pairs of oxen." Hello, Mamma!" "Madame, he came in first!" "He came in first!" "How is it possible if he never rode a bike before?" "First!" "What's so strange?" "He's always been first at school." "The professor has beaten Coppi and Bartali." "He beat them?" "But Antonio has always been so peaceful!" "No, he surpassed them by 35 minutes." "I don't understand any of this!" "Tomorrow, we'll buy some sports papers." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Madame, it's him!" "Yethh." "Yethh." "To win the Giro, you have to win every lap." "Yethh." "Yethh." "I have enough on." "The 'Maglia Rosa' is very heavy." "I won't take it off." "I promise, I'll stay warm." "Yethh!" "Bed at this hour?" "No way!" " Come on." " I'm not used to it." "Professor, tell us the truth?" " OK." " Who are you?" " Who am I?" "Take off that mask!" " Mask?" " Yes, this one !" " I'm being bebearded!" "See, it's true!" " I thought it was a trick." " What trick?" "Aren't you a foreign champion?" " What?" "I'm a school teacher." "Brescia, Italy." "And I want to get with this girl." "Girls!" "Girls!" "If you want to be a racer:" "no smoking, no drinking, no women." "I cants?" "I cants!" " Until the end of the Giro, no!" "But what am I..." " Close the window." " But the sun is still out!" "No matter, you sleep." " No, way!" "You must sleep!" " Same time as chickens!" "You're paying me, right?" " Yes." "Then leave it to me." "Go to sleep." "I can't sleep at this hour!" " Take off his shoes." "It's a little too early." " Isn't it "the time when.." "nostalgia comes to sailors and softens the heart"?" " Sailors, yes." "Racers, no." "All sleep." "The bicycles sleep." " The riders sleep." " And all dream." "Coppi sleeps and dreams of Bartali." "Bartali sleeps and dreams of Coppi." "Bobet sleeps and dreams of Bartali and Coppi." "He dreams about her." "And she..." "look, look, look!" " Dreams reveal all." "We're at the second lap." "The "Giros" leave Turin." "The "Giros" break out in a pack, on the heels of the Professor... who has outdistanced all." "He has decided, without a doubt, to repeat his first success... which surprised all of the fans of international cycling." "Here is the first hill..but what this?" "The professor has disappeared!" "All of the group is together, minus the bearded racer." "We don't know..." "Extraordinary!" "The professor stopped at a nearby lake to fish!" "There's Coppi in the lead." "He's decided to conquer the 'Maglia Rosa'." "Now Bartali passes to the front, without any trouble from the "Giros"." "Excuse me?" "Pardon if they're small." "Nice!" "How did you do it?" " "He who sleeps, catches no fish"." "That is: "Don't look a gift fish in the mouth."" "Go on!" "Go on!" "Professor, why are you letting them get away like that?" "Let them get away?" "When with four little pedals..." "Remember Miss, a promise is a promise." " See you later." "Professor!" " Huh?" "The hill begins here." " Oh, right." "It's the moment we're at the top." " True, the top." "Let's go." "Is this all really necessary?" " Oh, yes." " Is it legal?" " Don't worry about it!" "Go slowly, OK." "Careful..." "like that...good." "Slowly, don't pull it like that!" "Slowly, Professor, slowly!" "You're not supposed to pull us!" "Stop!" "Open your mouth!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "Coppi and Kubler are in the lead, but...amazing!" "Something miraculous!" "The 'Maglia Rosa' in a few pedals has passed the pros and put himself in lead!" "Pardon me, boys." "When it comes to hills, I eat them for breakfast." "You're all made of ricotta!" "Here they stop quickly for supplies." "What happened?" "He's stopping." "Here, Professor." " Thank you." "I like to be at ease, so I booked a table." "They say "Appetite comes with eating", but I think it comes with fasting." "The racers take advantage and pedal forward with great speed... without losing one second." "Perhaps their chance has come!" "Professor!" "Professor!" "What are you doing?" "They're all in front!" " So?" "With four little pedals, I'll catch up." "Professor, throw away the cigar!" "Go, please!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "You'll never reach them!" "Go, Professor!" "It's an incredible thing for us as well as our spectators... but the Professor is beating all the pros!" "Excuse me, boys." "I'm in a hurry." "Bye!" "He reaches the finish line first for the second lap!" "ANOTHER TRIUMPH IN GENOA The phenomenal unknown racer!" "You're tickling me!" "Who taught you how to do massage?" "One moment!" "One moment!" "Can I let them in?" " Not right now." "Does the professor want..." " Who are they?" " The racers." "My colleagues!" "Let them in." "We want to speak to the professor." " Why?" " Everybody out!" "They look him over." "They turn him over." "They feel the muscles." "They sound him." "They want to know at any cost... the secret of his incredible victories." "How do you do it?" " Let it out!" "OK, if I tell you, do you promise to always keep it a secret?" "And tell nobody?" "And by nobody, I mean nobody, right?" "Word of honor!" " All right, then..." "I owe it all to..." "May I?" "Your cigars, sir." " ... to them." "Really?" "Word of honor." "Cigars!" " I don't believe it." " But everyone tells us not to smoke!" "He's pulling our leg!" " We promised not to say anything!" " Here comes Bobet." "What's going on?" " Nothing!" " Did you find out anything?" " No, not a thing!" "Let's go." "Let's go." "They kept this secret so well, the next morning all the racers were smoking." "Are you crazy?" "Smoking?" "Get rid of this junk!" " We want to try." " Try!" "For shame!" "Be like Coppi!" "He never smokes and that's why he wins." "Only he acts right!" "Learn from him!" "You too, Fausto?" "My dear child!" "THE FLYING BEARD After having bathed in Viareggio, he dominates once again in Pisa." "The MAGIC BEARD conquers in Pisa." "His third consecutive victory." "The Most Phenomenal Professor beats Bartali and Coppi in Rome!" "NAPLES exults after the triumph of Professor Totò Casamandrei who crossed the finish line playing the mandolin." "THE PROS LAUGHED AT ME said the bearded devil winning in Ancora" "The miraculous professor continues to amaze" "He wins all the laps, but this lady doesn't even look at him." ""It's difficult to study women"" " Nice verse, is it yours?" "No, the "Merry Widow"." " I should've known!" "We're in Bologna." "Tomorrow there's a break." "What will happen?" "Everybody else will have fun, but he is so sad, poor man." "Hi!" " Professor." "Beautiful winner!" "How much foolishness, we commit in the name of love." "You're telling me!" " You know something of love?" "I'm so sad, Professor." "My feelings aren't reciprocated by the one I love." "Me too!" " I'm in love with Bruno." " Me too!" "No, who cares about Bruno?" "I love Doriana." "Oh, how unhappy we both are!" "Professor, why can't work together?" " What could we do?" "You can begin by shaving off your beard." " The beard?" "It's not possible." "It's a family beard:" "I inherited it from my father, he from my grandpa." "How can Doriana love you with that?" "Shave it off." " Shall I shave it?" "Then send her flowers." "Lots of them!" "She'll go crazy." " Yethh?" "Mays I?" "Little one!" "Say, what flowers would you send to the lady you love?" "Roses, Professor." "They love them!" "Bravo!" "Small, ignorant, discharged from the military, and a half wit." "But this time he's right." "Go, quickly!" "Buy many roses and bring them to Doriana in my name." "Right away!" " Thanks." "Bye, lovely." "Professor!" "Professor?" "Oh, we're happy!" "Why don't we go out and have some fun?" "We get to rest tomorrow." "Yes, let's have some crazy fun!" " Good, I like that." "Professor, I found out the secret of all your victories." " Really?" "I know all." " And what would be this secret?" "The secret of winning the Giro d'Italia lies in your beard!" " Yeah?" "Lord!" " What?" "Professor, what did you do?" "Why?" " You'll ruin me!" " Look how nice he looks without a beard!" "Idiot, he'll never win again!" "Imbecile, he's not the same." "Why don't you give the roses to Doriana?" "I brought them but she refused and threw me out." "They hit me there!" "They hit me here!" "They hit me everywhere!" "She refused them." "Out!" "Out!" "Leave me in peace!" "That's great!" "Without a beard, he's nothing!" "Goodbye, Giro!" "But he looks nice!" " Shut up!" " Lay off with the hands, already!" "Out!" "Leave me alone!" "Alone!" "Without a beard among the roses!" "Fooled in love and abandoned by that cheating devil!" "Cheat?" "Watch it with the words." "Why cheat?" "I'm a good devil!" "Good?" " Why are you whining, you blessed... damned by God, I mean." "You're first in your class, the cutest girls are lined up to kiss you." "What more do you want out of a devil?" " The kiss of one who doesn't want me!" "And how do I enter into this?" " What "How do I enter"?" "You enter!" "I don't race for fun, I race for love!" " Don't start, don't start nonsense!" "Luckily, we have here the contract that explains thing clearly." " Let me see!" "This is your signature." "Recognize it?" "It's your blood." "These are not my globules." "These are type A, mine are type C." "No, no!" "This is your blood." "And here, it speaks of winning the Giro d'Italia.." "not a word about women!" " It was understood that I wanted Doriana!" "You should have said that before, dear!" "Contracts are contracts, my son." "What son?" "I'm not the son of the devil." "I would be ashamed!" "To be honest, I crap on the devil!" "How ungrateful!" "But you're all the same!" "What good will a woman be to you after the Giro is over?" "It's all over then!" "Why all over?" " Don't you get it?" "It's over!" "Read the contract!" "Look!" "Article 72 reads, "Payment will be made one hour after contractual fulfillment."" "That is after the end of the Giro d'Italia." " How much do I owe?" "Your soul you owe me!" "You know darn well!" " My soul!" "I go around without a spirit?" "Dispirited?" "Blessed devil, you don't go around anywhere!" "You'll be dead!" "Past away!" "Departed!" "Fish food!" " You never said that!" "Never that!" "My dear, you must read your contracts!" " No, this doesn't count." " Why not?" "I contest it!" " You can't." " You made it in bad faith." "I made it with lovesick heart." " This is valid." " No, no, no..." "If I didn't contest it, you'd be right." "But I contest it!" "Why do you do...." " I'm doing it. - ...these things!" "We'd be fools, if we didn't put in the clause about immediate payment." "Otherwise, everybody would take us to the cleaners!" "Like Faust." "Have you seen Faust?" " Yes." "He signs the contracts, makes promises, then makes love with Margherita, and gets dirty with other ladies, and then when he's old, at 80 years..." "Then, celestial music, a chorus of angels... the heavens open, sunlight illumines him, he's on his knees repenting!" "What am I supposed to with my contract then?" "Eat it?" "OK!" "But what about the unions or the welfare office..." " Oh, yeah!" "You'll comply?" " Sure...what comply?" "You're a dirty devil!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "The devil!" " Is it really him?" " Yes!" "You shouldn't have refused those roses." "Go back and ask forgiveness." "I'm not going!" " If you don't, I will!" " Then don't come back!" " As you wish!" "Gisella, do you want to dance with me?" " With pleasure." "Where is Miss Doriana?" " What's your business?" "A serious business that involves the Professor and her." "Which her?" "The young lady." " And the professor." " Who?" " The professor!" "Everybody hits me!" " Let's go." "Liar!" "Cheat!" " Let's not have a scandal!" "No scandal!" "Black pirate of souls!" " Such words!" "You don't know me!" "I know, you're the devil." " Yes, I am the devil, and I will be respected!" "Go to hell!" " I will and with you!" "Come in." "Professor, I came to thank you..." "But, what's the matter?" "The greatest mistake of my life." " Why did you do it?" "I did it for you!" " Professor, you know, you don't look bad without a beard." "You think I meant the beard?" " Yes." "Well, I came because of the flowers..." " The flowers were nothing, a good deed." "What is it, Professor?" "You're pale as a corpse!" " I'm in training." "Professor, I think you're very nice." " No!" "Really?" "Maybe if we met earlier, without the beard..." "You would have like me?" "Yethh?" "No one knows their own heart." "You would have liked me even without this blessed Giro d'Italia?" "I think so." " Damned luck!" "Now, you tell me!" "Goodbye, Professor." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." "It's impossible!" "I can't believe it." "We saw him ourselves!" "And then he disappeared, like this..." "This is truly strange." "He spoke of death, poor guy." "What do we do now?" " I don't know, we must think!" "For now, keep an eye on him in case he decides to do something foolish." "Night." "You heard?" "We have to watch him." "I'm going to sleep now." "You stay here and make sure he doesn't do anything foolish." " Now?" "I knew it!" "I put on my new suit!" "I wanted to go out and have fun..." "But because of that jerk of a devil..." "Even him!" "Everybody hits me!" "444, 445... 446." "Good day." "Excuse me, is it here where people come to kill themselves?" "Yes, but only when I'm not here." " I don't even think about it." "At all!" "But is it possible that one would want to kill oneself in Bologna?" ""Bologna the wise, Bologna the fat"." "Listen, when one has to die, he should enjoy his final hours." "Am I right?" "Listen..." "Since we're in Bologna, where can a dean-y find the best tortellini?" "Do you see that smoke down there over the house?" " Yes." "They're delicious there." " Then, I'll get some..." "Professor!" "No!" " No !" " No, Professor!" "Professor, what are you doing?" " Let go of me!" "Let go of me!" "Oh, Professor!" "Professor, excuse us." "We did it for your own good." " Yes." " They're calling!" " Why would you do such a thing?" "I am at a loss!" "Sauce!" "Sauce, butter and parmesan." "Professor, I know everything." "We need to beat this devil!" "Shh!" "The devil can hear us!" " Oh no, Professor!" "Professor, we are high up." "He can't hear us so close to heaven." " That's true." "How nice!" "What can we do?" " We'll find something..." "You must lose the Giro!" " Yes, I must." "But if I lose, you won't marry me." "But begin with losing the Giro, Professor." " Yes." "Let's try this." "By the way, now that I remember... who gave me that forceful blow on the head?" "Me, Professor, me!" " You?" " Yes." " How nice!" "Hush!" "You're lower to the ground and the devil can hear you!" "Professor, they're arriving soon." " Three or four minutes at the most." "Professor, do it well!" " Yes, do it well!" " Make the phone call." "Can I do it all?" " All." " Anything?" "Anything." " I will do it well." " Yes." "And then?" " There's two days left." " And the devil is screwed!" "Hush, he can hear us!" " Go, Professor." "Hurry." "He's crazy... he's crazy." "May I help you, Sir?" " I already told you:" "lobster in mayo, cheese, fruit." "No!" "Shampoo, beard, hair and a permanent!" "May I?" " Manager!" "Cologne or lavender?" "As...as you wish." " Both, right?" "You have a lovely head." "What a lovely head!" "If you want, I'll take it off, bring it home, wash it, give it some curls... and return it tomorrow!" " No, no!" "Better do it now!" "As you wish." "Thanks a lot." " Are they coming?" " Right away." "Is he crazy?" " Crazy?" "No, it's a publicity stunt." "Listen, wait one moment, OK?" "But I know him!" "I know him!" "He's the brother of William Tell." "Oh, Sir!" " Yes!" " Oh, Sir!" "Don't move, OK!" "Don't move, OK?" "Don't move." "Watch!" "Isn't he going overboard?" " No, the more the better." "You wanted mayo, right?" "Right away!" "Here it is." "Here we are." "Very good, just like so." "Sir, you are served." " May...may I go?" " One moment, if you please." "Just a moment." "Your cloak!" "We'll cover you up because it's cold outside." "You must take care of yourself." "Your hat, your scepter, and your shield." "You never know, it's best to be armed." "Here they are!" " Where is he?" " The madman is over there!" "Happy New Years and Merry Easter." "Take your hands off me!" "I'm not the madman!" "Let me go..." "Dressed like that and he says that he's not crazy!" " That's what they all say!" "It's hopeless, nothing works!" " Don't be discouraged, Professor!" "We'll try..." "Don't wait..." "Here we are in Bologna, and they think they can beat the devil, poor fools." "First, they wanted to win and now they want to lose..." "Look!" "Look!" "Look!" "They're throwing nails, hoping to give him a flat!" "But it doesn't work!" "The others are getting a flat!" " It's that demon, Dante, that demon." "It's hopeless." "I left the others behind!" "I'm going to win again." "Damnation!" "One moment, there's an inspection down there." " That's right!" "Attach yourself to the car." "If they see that, they'll have to disqualify you." "Right!" " Let' go." "What a good idea!" "Are you attached, Professor?" " Yes." " Let's go." "I cheated!" "I was attached!" "It's hopeless!" "What must I do?" "THE PROFESSOR SHAVES HIS BEARD but keeps the 'Maglia Rosa' all the same" "Even without a beard, the Professor comes in first." "I'm shocked at them!" "What kind of champions are they?" "They never win!" "Take heart, Professor." "We'll never abandon you." "Now pretend to be happy!" "Yes, I'm so happy...so very happy, I'm on the verge of crying!" "Two more laps and I'll have won the Giro d'Italia." "Gentlemen!" "As the head of this town, I toast the giants of this mountains." "What giants?" "Only he wins!" " But you have confronted and conquered the Alps." "What Alps?" "He always wins!" " Yes, it's always him!" " Go toast him!" "I don't see the victor." " The victor?" "With or without a beard, he always wins!" "I'd like to beat him, but he always wins." "In any case, I would like to offer to these great victors, my congratulations." "Hear that?" "They applaud me like a gladiator on his way to die." "I feel like a gladiator!" " Professor, it'll work here." " I don't believe it." "It's so easy." "You go in the pub and find the town head with the mustache." "And without a word, hit him!" " Make his eye swell." "You'll get arrested." " You won't be able to do the Giro." "If they don't arrest me?" " Act like a madman..." " Or try to kill me?" "If they kill you, you don't finish the Giro!" " How nice!" "You'll save your soul." " And lose my body!" "Go, Professor." "A good slap!" " A good slap?" "Like this?" " No, harder." " Harder?" "Like this?" " No, Professor." "More like this!" " Or maybe..." "like this!" "I'll do it like this!" " No, like this!" "Like this!" " Like this!" " Stop!" "He's not stupid, he get's it!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Here he is!" "Long live the victor!" "Come forth!" "The slap dance!" "Hey!" "I'm the head of the town!" " Ah, you are the head!" " Yeah!" "One moment." "There, there." "This was just horseplay." "I understand: youth, alcohol..." "Go home." "Tomorrow, there are the Alps." "Go home?" "You must arrest me!" "You must do your duty or else I'll denounce you!" "If I'm the captain here, to whom are you going to denounce me?" "Hands!" "Young man, you must arrest me!" "I can't arrest a champion like you!" "How would the Giro finish then?" "What would I say to my wife?" "My daughter?" "They're big fans!" "You said you're sorry, that's enough for me." " Sorry?" "I'm not sorry!" "It doesn't matter..." " Arrest me!" " No!" " We'll see!" "Down with the government!" " You two, go buy some cigarettes!" "No stay here, you'll be witnesses." " What are you trying to do?" "Everything!" "I'll offend the foreign powers!" "Listen: "Fascist Youth.."" "Look, I'm doing the march!" " No, don't do that march!" "No, not that." "Go home, young man!" " Home?" "How about this?" "I'm armed." " So?" " Not enough?" "I have a bomb in my hand." " Really?" "Look, if I throw these on the ground, we'll all go flying through the sky." "They'll explode?" "Great!" "Today, it's prudent to go out with a weapon or two." "I don't have a license!" " Me neither!" "Nor they!" "Young man, nobody does here!" "Then, I'll say, I'll say..." "Viva bikinis!" "Viva sexy dancers!" "Viva naked ladies!" " Amen to that!" "You really don't want to arrest me?" " No!" " No?" "Then I'll say:" "Viva Turin!" "Viva Juventus!" "Viva Milan!" " Viva dell'Inter!" "Down with Palermo!" " Oh, no!" "Down with Naples!" " No!" "Down with the Scafatese!" "Lock him up!" " Down with the Scafatese!" "You're a pal." " Lock him up!" "In there!" "Thanks for your kindness!" "What a lovely room!" "It has tons of character!" ""Viva Liberty"." "No, down with liberty!" "Viva Prison!" "And what lovely company!" "Good evening, Sir." "Why are you here?" "Theft or murder?" " Sports!" "Sports!" "And you?" "I made a contract but didn't keep my promise." "You're a fine rascal, Sir!" "Know me now?" " The devil?" " Yes." "Enough of this stuff!" "Come on!" "Win the Giro d'Italia, give me your soul and we'll call it a night." "Uhh..." "I don't think so!" "Come, be good!" "You'll make my career." "I must become a first class devil." "I need your soul and I'm set!" " Set all you want, I'm not budging." "Don't make a fuss!" " No!" " Finish the Giro!" " No!" "You must keep your word." " What word?" "I am not budging from here." "You think not budging will help you?" "Don't you know how powerful I am!" "If I wanted to I could race and win in your place!" " What?" "If I want to, I can transform into you!" "See!" "Damn it!" "And if I wanted, I could transform you into a cat!" "Don't blow smoke!" " Blow smoke!" "See!" "Are you convinced?" "Are you budging now?" " Nooo!" "Pigheaded!" "Cat, fish, or dog, I'm not budging from here!" "Why do you do this?" "Don't you get it that I can do anything, anything I want!" "What time is it?" "Three?" "No!" "I want it to be four or five!" "It's six, beardy!" "Sunrise!" "Here they're coming to get you!" "Have a good lap!" " No, listen..." "Victor!" "Victor!" "Four." "I thought it over and "the best vengeance is forgiveness."" "Have a good lap!" "Don't worry!" "I have an idea." " Viva the victor!" "Viva the..." "THE RACING PHENOMENON goes to jail, is set free and wins the 15th lap" "No, Miss." "Don't insist." "I'm retiring." " Me, too." "With only one lap left to go!" " And I wish I did it earlier!" "I've done everything." "It's useless." " It's impossible." "Yes, I understand." "There have been some rather strange things..." "Diabolical!" " Exactly." " What?" "The Professor made a huge mistake." "He sold his soul to win the Giro d'Italia." "Get it?" "His soul." "I told you so!" "I knew it." " The devil!" "Then we should retire!" "No!" " Why not?" " Because people expect a victory from you." " Even over the devil." "And when you want to, you can win." "You're capable." " And you'll be saving a soul." "If it's about saving souls, you can count on me!" " Thanks, kind Bartali." "Me too." " Thanks, Coppi!" "To beat the devil." " And to beat you!" " No fighting!" "No more retiring, right?" "You'll beat me?" " Sure!" "Viva beating!" "Everybody come here!" "You need to beat the Professor." "Everybody agree?" " Yes!" "You'll beat me!" " Yes!" "You'll beat me!" " Yes!" " Hurrah!" "It's a livid, crowded dawn, which pushes the racers onto a great battle." "We read in the eyes of Magni, Cottur, Ortelli a new determination to win." "To be honest, we have the impression that something new... is finally going to happen." "Today's race could upset our predictions... and upset radically, the ranking order." "That's what the racers are hoping for and which we'll see soon enough." "And you Bobet?" " Agreed." "And you Tosi?" " OK." " I'll do what I can." "Ready?" "Look!" "They're given the green light." "We were wrong!" "It's useless." "Nothing can be done." "The winner of the penultimate lap, once again:" "Professor Totò Casamandrei." "What happened?" " What did you do?" " It's hopeless!" "Here they come." "Move, Professor." "Move over here." "We're sorry, Professor, we couldn't do it." " Take heart!" " Don't go on so!" "I didn't want to win!" "Woe is me!" " Don't cry, Professor!" "The final stage. 150 kilometers to the finish line." "This monotonous Giro d'Italia is about to end." "The Professor, as usual, is in the lead." "Now not much of a surprise to anybody..." "Good day, Madame." " Good day!" "Please make yourself at home." "You are the devil, aren't you?" " At your service, Madame." "And you come to take my son's soul?" " According to article five... ..souls are taken at one's home." "Are you feeling well?" "Would you like something?" "A cup of holy wine?" " Ehh..." "A cup of Lacrima Christi (Tears of Christ)?" " Oh!" "Excuse me, but at least a Benedictine?" " No." "Don't trouble yourself, Madame." "I was just about to have chamomile tea." " Some chamomile would be nice, please." "Excuse me, I must listen to the radio." "The situation hasn't changed." "Come on, boys!" "I can't go any slower than this." "The Professor leads, followed by Coppi and Bartali" " See how good he is!" "All due to you!" " In a modest way!" " Please, sit down." " Thank you, Madame." "But how do you do it?" " Very easily." "I want your son to win continuously." "If I stopped wanting it, even briefly, your son wouldn't win anymore." " What?" "Well..." "look!" "For example." "This little cat is Coppi and this dog is Bartali." "Just like cats and dogs!" "This man with the beard is your son." "He's not first yet, so we'll place him." "Your son must always be here." "I want him to be always here." "Always first." "Now to give you the idea, I take the cat, Coppi..." "How wonderful!" "They passed me!" "Wait, Coppi makes his move and Bartali breaks out like lightning." "Finally, our hopes and all sport fans in Italy... have been fulfilled by this heated finale!" "Enthusiastic!" "Delirious!" "Nice, isn't it?" " Very nice." "But only for a minute." "All in smoke!" "The Professor returns to the lead." " I passed them!" "By Jove, pretty!" "Tambourines too!" " Yes." "And it still works!" " Magnificently!" "Watch." "No, no, no!" "He must always be in the front." "How lovely!" "Venice, the lagoons, the gondolas !" "Café Florian." " The Carneval!" " Piazza San Marco." " The doves!" "With the polenta." "The gardens illuminated by the moon." " The women!" "What paradise...what hell!" " Yes, yes." "I really feel like dreaming." " Dream, dream, dear." "Beautiful!" "Go, Gino!" "That's it, Fausto!" "Beautiful!" "I can't ride a bike anymore!" "I can't ride a bike!" "Great Professor, you're out of the race!" "Did you hurt yourself?" "Why not?" "A dislocated leg!" "Victory!" " What?" " Victory!" "I lost!" "Bye." " How wonderful, Professor!" "I would like to see the devil!" "Make me a mustache!" "Right now, Coppi and Bartali, after the fall of the Professor, crossed... the finish line together at the Milan Velodrome." "We're waiting for photographic proof to see who crossed the line first." "You tricked me!" " In a modest way, yes." "You took me for a ride!" " Don't be mad." "Women are more clever than any devil." "And a mamma is worth ten women." " This is not finished!" "Not finished!" "I'm telling Beelzebub!" "Well?" " I feel free." "I don't feel that irresistible force anymore..." "Lord!" " What's the matter?" " Can it be?" " What is it?" "What is it, Professor?" " I have a doubt!" "I have a doubt!" " What?" " Oh, Mamma Mia!" "What doubt?" " That I'm still alive!" "You never know!" "Give me a pinch." "No a slap!" " All right." "A really strong slap!" "The Professor?" " He vanished!" " Vanished?" "Come on, let's go!" "Get inside!" " Me?" "You are an idiot!" "No more of this, go to hell!" " You go to hell!" "One moment." "Totò doesn't have to go to hell." " Why not?" "Because he didn't win the Giro." " We watched it." "Did you hear that?" " He's right." "Thank you." " You're welcome." "Mind your own business and I'll mind mine!" "Let's go!" "Attention: second class devil, Filippo Cosmedin... must come forward." " They're calling!" "Hear!" "Let's go!" " No !" "Attention: the devil Filippo must come forward alone." "What?" " Alone." "Alone!" "Yes, Sir." "Go!" "Go!" "Take advantage of this and go home." "Quickly!" "I'm going." "Goodbye." "Thanks." " Goodbye." " Excuse me." "Listen!" " Tell me." " Send a kiss to Florence from me." "You got it, Mr. Dante!" "Boss!" " Thank you." "Thanks to my friends for having intervened in my victorious defeat." "I'm very happy and I'm very grateful." "Chin-chin!" " Chin-chin!" "It's the first time my son came last... and it's the first time, a mother is happy that her son came last." "Thank you Mr. Coppi and Mr. Bartali and Mr. Schotte and Mr. Bobet." "And Magni, Kubler and Cottur." " Ortelli and Ricci." "And thanks above all to Doriana." "With whom, I'm contented to have come in first." "May I?" " Who is it?" "May I?" " Who is it?" "Him!" " Oh, poor wretch!" "They fired him." "I felt bad because he's a good devil." "May God reward you, Sir." "Who is it?" " From the Velodrome." " The Velodrome?" "What do they want?" "Ah, Yethh?" "Yethh?" "Yethh?" " Who won?" "#A littlewhileago ,avoice on the telephone, rang out." "But don't you know, who has won?" " How come?" " I don't know." "Whose is the 'Maglia Rosa'?" " Whose?" " Whose?" " Whose?" "The 'Maglia Rosa'!" "The Maglia Rosa!" "Is that which never repose-uh." "Who wins it tomorrow can lose it and who loses it can get it back tomorrow." "Whose will it be?" "Whose will it be?" "Whose will it be?" "Whose will it be?" "The 'Maglia Rosa'!" "The Maglia Rosa!" "Is that which never repose-uh." "It flutters a little here, it flutters a little there." "Today Gigino!" "Tomorrow Coppi will eat him in his tum-ino." "The day after tomorrow, maybe Cottur will bring him sorrow." " Enough!" " You must tell us!" "I know, I know, but I won't tell you so!" "He knows, he knows, but won't disclose!" "Everybody happy, come to my call." "'Maglia Rosa', I want to give to all." "One for you!" "One for me!" "Magni makes three!" "OK!" "OK!" "One for Bobet!" "You're the winners in the race for life, I'm the winner in the race for love." "One for you!" "One for me!" "Magni makes three!" "OK!" "OK!" "One for Bobet!" "You're the winners in the race for life, I'm the winner in the race for love. #" "Goodbye and thank you." "Subtitles by sineintegral."