"Samuel L. Bronkowitz presents" "Good night, Mister!" "Cheers!" "Based on a true story" "Near the Abbey of Snagnov." "Transylvania." "September 1942. 11:56pm." "Brick ...!" "Smokey ...!" "Is it really you?" "There is no time for explanations." "You have to listen to me carefully." "I've stolen this material from the SS." "I have to get back before they get suspicious." "You have to pass this film on to General Donovan under all circumstances." "Smokey, come with me!" "We can just walk into the sunrise ..." "I knew it." "For Christ's sake." "RUN!" "Oh my god." "RUN!" "The Golden Nazi Vampire OfAbsam 2 The Secret Of Kottlitz Castle" "OSS headquarters." "Washington." "USA" "You are a true hero, Blazkowicz." "What would the OSS do without you?" "You are Captain Blazkowicz?" "Isn't it nice to have such a reputation all over sudden?" "You are requested to report to the General, Sir." "Immediately." "To General Donovan?" "Me?" "8 seconds later" "Let me leave ... the world is at stake." "All right, but then your shaft will rot off from syphilis." "But the world ... whatever, take me in." "Sir, Captain Blazkowicz." "Sir?" "Hand!" "Don't you want to offer me fire?" "In your file it says that you were transferred to the OSS as an expert for occultism." "What exactly is your job?" "I investigate any occult and paranormal activity the enemy could use as an advantage." "In Japan, for example, the ..." " We have a whole department for that?" "!" "No department, Sir." "Just me." "What kind of special training have you done since you came here?" "Automatic Weapons?" "Exposives?" "Unarmed close combat?" "I can do magic tricks." "May I ..." "Remind me to transfer our personnel officer to the front line!" "Frankly speaking, Mister:" "I think you are a pussy whipped college boy as useful for the military secret service as a poopy-flavored lollypop." "I wouldn't even have knowledge of your existence if your name wasn't on that list and trust me, I'd prefer that!" "The only reason I wanted you to come here is that our latest attempts to infiltrate the SS costed the lifes of many of our men!" "We are running out of choices ..." "But I ..." "Shut up!" "Watch this film and listen to me!" "It seams that the SS has been developing some so-called "occult weapon systems"" "for quite a while now." "As far as we can tell, the research so far hasn't been focused enough." "Every six weeks or so they shoot a few scientists to motivate the remaining ones." "A brilliant concept." " I know ..." "Jesus Christ!" "Nazi vampires!" "Perhaps." "But this occult nonsense is brought to us by the "famous" Smokey Savallas." "He has been reporting pompous rubbish his whole career." "Did you say Savallas, Sir?" "At the time we studied together ..." "Savallas went to university?" "Another reason not to trust him." "Anyway, he is dead now." "Smokey Savallas is dead?" "Shut up, college boy." "There is more." "This fortress is castle Kottlitz at Absam, near Innsbruck in Austria." "Officially, it holds an SS Junker School." "This is Obergruppenfuehrer and General der Waffen-SS Otto von Grimm, a fanatic Nazi and expert for occultism." "For three weeks this man has been the new head of the Junker School." "You will take a look around in Austria and destroy this fortress if necessary." "Me?" "But I'm not ready for combat." "You are now." "Welcome to the fighting forces, Captain." "Get a hold of yourself, man." "At least ... you will not be on your own." "We came up with something special for your safety." "The eggheads of Oak Creek have developed this   super bomb." "As you can see it has been masked as a ... a Nazi Medal." "You can turn the castle into ashes if necessary." "Indeed." "And now, get out of my face." "But ..." "I don't even speak German!" "In three weeks time you will even know how to parachute." "Three weeks later" "Mountains around Absam, east of Innsbruck, Austria." "November 1942." "Local time 9:41 pm." "(German) Sieg Heil!" "(Senseless German babbling)" "(German) What?" "!" "(Senseless German babbling)" "(German) What?" "!" "You sound like Donald Duck!" "Oh ... hang on." "(Fluent German) Ah ..." "Sieg Heil!" "Companion." "For the Fuehrer, the people and the Vaterland, do me a favor and watch my bike for a minute." "I have to ..." "SS Junker School Kottlitz at Absam" "I can't with my helmet on." "Is it possible that we have the same size?" " Is it possible that we have the same size?" "Is it possible ..." "Sieg Heil!" "Sieg Heil ..." "Heil Hitler!" "Come with me!" "Schnell, schnell!" "Didn't you forget something?" "A few rules when dealing with Obergruppenfuehrer von Grimm and I dare you, companion, obide them!" "First, never look him straight in the eyes." "Second:" "Never smile or laugh at his presence." "(Crate: "Finest uniform cloth")" "(Crate: "Nazi Vampire Material - secret")" " Third:" "You will praise his new uniform!" "Sieg Heil, Obergruppenfuehrer!" "The platoon leader of the SS-Motorsturm." "You can leave, Hauptsturmfuehrer." "What's your name?" "Blazko ..." "Blanko ..." "Blankemeyer." "Look at me, when you talk to me." "Blankemeyer, right?" "I see you're wearing a ..." "I see you're wearing a ... medal?" "!" "Ah ... jawohl!" "Herr Obergruppenfuehrer, we have succeeded!" "The alloy." "The alloy." "It's ... it's gold." "Gold, Herr Obergruppenfuehrer!" "You don't move a muscle." "And don't even think about coming closer to my desk." "The lamps have ears around here!" "(Magazine title: "Ass Adventures For Wehrmacht Soldiers")" "Labs / Radio room / Fortwost II" "(Donald Duck) Aaahh!" "I didn't play voluntarily in "Der Fuehrer's Face"!" "It's only that I am the only one who can yell "Sieg Heil" well ..." "Radio Room !" "Damn it!" "Here beehive!" "Beehive!" "I'm calling queen of the bees!" "Here queen of the bees." "You are still alive?" "All clear." "The vampires do really exist." "What?" "What?" "This is a catastrophe!" "I repeat:" "ALL CLEAR." "The vampires have turned out to be harmless." "The Saviour's Cross stops them." "Or any other cross." "Just not the swastika ..." "I'm honestly impressed." "Good job." "From now on every division of the US forces will be led by a fanatic Christian." "And you will fall back as planned." "Over and out." "Understood." "Over." "But wait ..." "Yield to the Holy Force of the Cross, Satan!" "But ... the Cross   is useless." "Thank you for informing General Donovan in such great detail about our ... weakness." "I hope he fully relies on your evaluation." "Smokey!" "But you are ... you were ..." "This is just like in a bad movie." "It's time for me to step out of the shadows." "The Third Reich offers me something which the Americans will never have." "Dignity!" "Honor!" "Integrity!" "Good black bread!" "I am" "SS-Obersturmbannfuehrer Smokey Savallas!" "But you are a Jew!" "I decide who is jewish and who isn't." "You ..." "You used me." "You planned this the whole time!" "I envy your intellectual grasp, Captain Blazkowicz." "You have sealed the end of the American colossus." "Now I understand." "You staged all of this because you knew that General Donovan doesn't trust" "Savallas anymore!" "You foreknew that a message, passed along by your fine double agent, would never be left unchecked by the intelligence." "As you had to assume that we were to double check this, you used my expertise to wipe out any doubts the American intelligence would have on the inefficiency of the vampires." "You used me, to validate your story of the vulnerability ofthe vampires, so the American Generals will think they are safe." "I have to admit ..." "And your army of Nazi bloodsuckers is supposed to suck the life from the" "people of the free world, unstoppable by Christian values and morals." "Right and exact, Captain." "Your arrogance will be your death." "Vampires are not invincible!" "I know that!" "I have studied them!" "If the cross does not work, what about a stick right through the heart?" "What about liquid metal?" "What about sunlight?" "The American Captain deserves to see everything." "Take him to the Throne Room." "And ... "clean him up" first." "I think that's enough, Obersturmbannfuehrer!" "Herr Obergruppenfuehrer, a call for you!" "Is it my tailor?" "It's the Reichsfuehrer-SS himself!" "Get back to work everyone!" "Not you, Obersturmbannfuehrer." "You watch the prisoner." "You cannot win." "You know it as well as I do!" "That's just your opinion." "This are the vampire teeth of Vlad Dracul, called Dracula ... the teeth of the Master Of Vampires." "We have broken the Krypta of Snagov that sealed Draculas ghost for so long." "You just can't wait to do your Nazi friend a favor, can you?" "Smokey, you have always had a subservient mind ..." "Those teeth hold an unholy force!" "If the Obergruppenfuehrer is hallowed by its bite, he will be the most powerful vampire the world has ever seen ... after Dracula himself." "I see." "You are just a substitute here." "The man from the bench." "You are wasting your last chance!" " What chance?" "Your chance of becoming their leader." "The superhuman ... the Supervampire." "The biggest Nazivampire of them all." "Your chance for ... what did you call it?" "Honor?" "Dignity?" "Why all this effort?" "Just for some German officer to become more powerful than you'll ever be?" " Who else could be the leader of the world's most powerful force?" "Go for it, Smokey." "It should be yours." "Nobody could stop you!" "Smokey the master!" "Smokey the ruler!" "Smokey the god emperor!" "Smokey the ruler ..." "Smokey the god emperor ..." " Are you looking for something, Captain Blazkowicz?" "My bomb ..." "You have lost, Obergruppenfuehrer!" "Your powers don't matter anymore ..." "Smokey is a thousand times stronger than you." " Is that so?" "Indeed ..." "I'm the master of castle Kottlitz now ... and by tomorrow I'll be the Fuehrer of the Third Reich." "Do something." "Stop him!" "It works!" "I have control over him!" "I am the ruler, I am ..." "How ... is this possible?" "I had Dracula's teeth." "You had an imitation." "You've never even seen the real amulet." "I ... am ... the ruler." "All that lovely bread ..." "My medal ... my bomb!" " I don't know what you are talking about," "Captain, but this here ... is not more than a cheap American medal!" "This bloody idiot Donovan." "You admitted it yourself: a vampire can always be killed by a stake through his heart, or by liquid metal, or sunlight." "You are useless as a weapon in this war." "You are an aberration, Obergruppenfuehrer!" "What you can see down there is liquid gold." "Its gentle touch will make me invincible." "And after that the sunlight" "is never going to pierce through my golden armor." "I will be invincible and many other vampires with me ... and with us the new Germanic Empire." "Never!" "The gold will destroy you, just like it would destroy any other vampire!" "Any other except Dracula." "After I treated myself with his teeth, the metal cannot hurt me anymore." "I will raise from my golden bath as the Uebervampir   the Golden Nazi Vampire Of Absam!" "What a dwarfish American ..." "You have failed completely, Captain." "Sieg Heil!" "Sieg Heil!" "Sieg Heil!" "I am asking myself ... why did they put a man like you on that mission?" "Because I can do magic tricks." "My uniform ..." "The castle does no longer exist." "The Italian Airforce accidentally razed it to the ground." "You know ... we have records of new experiments by the Germans ..." "To cut a long story short ..." "I would like to expand the department for the occult at the OSS." "And I want you as the operational director of that department." "Colonel Blazkowicz   your next mission is going to Kyffhaeuser mountain in Thuringia." "Can I count on you?" " When does it start?" "Colonel!" "General!" " I expect you in my office in one hour!" "I'll be there!"