" You doing OK?" " Yup." "Great." "You have a little bacon grease on your face." "Let's go." "Good morning." "Good morning!" "You look nice." " How is the patient feeling?" " Fine, now." "Ready for a hearty breakfast?" "I see bacon is back on the menu." "Oh, yeah!" "Tell her, Leon." "Bacon rules!" "How are you feeling?" "I've been bedridden for a week." "I have to get out today." "You're right, you have to." " It's your bachelorette party." " Right." "I have to go to work." "And yes, I'll get changed first." " Aren't you eating?" " I already have." "Didn't want you to see how much I ate." "Text me when it's safe to come home." "We won't be late." "You can come home whenever." "Wanna be late for school today?" "Jump in for some cuddling." "Careful with the leg!" "One small step for mankind, one giant leap for me ..." "Can it stay like this for a while?" "My lawn caused rot in the building." " This was the only option." " The only?" "It fits my book." "We have moved from the Bay of Pigs   to the Oval Office, where the future will be determined." "Jackie Kennedy has become the first female President." "And now all the world's eyes are on me." " Now what?" " Bachelorette party." " It starts this early?" " Yup." "Promise to take care of her?" "Of course." "I'm in charge." "Nothing can go wrong." "How comforting." " Hope your cardboard figure works." " I'm sure it does." "... most people struggle with one wife." "I have nine!" "And no two are the same." "Cooking is hell." "One is gluten intolerant, one low-carb, one allergic to fish." "I'm at the emergency room daily." "And the names!" "Christina, Kristin ..." "I escape to town to get away from them, and end up with someone new." "And new babies pop out of their skirts every damn month!" "Are you still a man of faith?" "Yes." "No." "Yes." "I believe." "I believe in everything." "I believe in whatever woman I'm with believes in." "I have two Jews and one Muslim and the rest are normal." "It's the United Colors of Isak!" "If you promise to leave, immediately, " " I will give you this." "This is the solution to uniting your religions." "Good boy!" "Leon is staying at Ole's." "Can you check in on him around bedtime?" "Sure." "Who are you in all this?" "You have no idea what you're doing." "Hi." "I may be the last person you want to see,   but can I come in?" "I brought some   steamed cabbage." "How are you doing?" "So-so." "How bad is it?" "You may laugh, but I can only move my head." "Not much to laugh about." "Will you ..." "Is it permanent?" "They think I might get better." "They can't operate yet, because of the baby." "But they'll take it out in four weeks." "How is ..." "She." "It's a girl." "She's fine." "I'm sorry." "It isn't your fault." "I heard the police were surprised to find all that powder in the car." "My brother took the blame and ran to Serbia." "But they followed him." "Not the cops." "The guys who were after us." "My dad once said ..." "If feels strange to call him my dad." "But he said it's incredible what people can take,   if there's hope of something better." "Yeah." "At least we're still alive." "There's some hope in that." "I'll let you rest." "But Dorina, " " I came here because I want to do things differently." "I broke up with Mia as she was giving birth." "I'm going to take care of you." "Of you and that little girl." "If you'll let me." "It was my fault, not yours." "Fine, we'll share responsibility." "And share the responsibility of getting you well again." " Hi." " Hi!" " Do you live here?" " Yes." "What brings you here?" "I've just been to my accountant." "So, how are you doing?" " Pål moved out last night." " Oh, shit." " Not because of that fight with Dag?" " No." "He had made his mind up ages ago." "I just encouraged him." "Right." "Are you sad?" "No, not really." "Just lonely." "How about you?" "You still there?" "No, I ..." "I've been waiting a year for Dag to want to marry me." "And finally I got my way." "It's the same old pattern." "I don't know if this is what we want." "But that will pass." "I've just had too much time to think." " Anyway, I'm expecting guests, so ..." " OK." "It's my bachelorette party." "Want to come?" "I'll be sober." "No, thanks." "But ..." "Call, if it gets to be too much." "Yes." "Likewise." "Bye." "Ernst?" "Hello?" "Ernst?" "Wow." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Most people have wine cellars." "I have a liquor cellar." "I wouldn't say "most people"." "This rum is a Wray and Nephew." "The last bottle was made in 1930." "Then a Mai-Tai craze swept the world." "So the producers had to make production cheaper." "This one is cheaper." "This is a cognac." "From 1789." "Imagine that." "This was bottled   the year the Bastille fell." " Do you ever dust here?" " Never." "They are covered in the dust of every cellar they have been in." "This vodka is from Hitler's bunker." "The little painter wasn't into liquor." "He preferred amphetamine." "And that?" "This is my go-to juice." "Rum." "Matusalem." "Made from 1792 until the family was forced into exile by Castro." "Today you can get a 15-year-old at the liquor store." "There's no point in being a snob about it." "Anyway, this isn't today's main course." "We have to celebrate that you and Benedikt are fathers." "Says the man who denied fatherhood for all these years." "Fine, we'll celebrate me too." "After you, dad." "Is this everything?" "Eh, I think there are a few other plans." "Who knows what she might have up her sleeve?" "Since we're all together, it might be nice to just talk." " Is everything OK?" " Oh, sure." "Yes." "I know you." " This is what you want." " Yes." "So when the moment of truth arrives you won't run away, right?" "No, that's ..." " Of course not." " Then let's party!" "Hey, those ladies." "Who are they?" " You don't have many friends, so ..." " Are they here to perform?" "No." "Those are the wives of my lawn-layers at work." "I'm writing about the Cuban Crisis." "It turns out that Oddveig here was a United stewardess back in the '50s." " Pan Am!" " Right, Pan Am." "Tell these girls what you did, Oddveig." "Mr. President!" "I kissed " " JFK!" "But nobody just kissed JFK." "He was the all-the-way President." "His penis almost made it onto Mount Rushmore." "So now we have to get Oddveig drunk enough to divulge more." " Another drink, Oddveig?" " Yes, please!" "So what's up?" "Life as I know it is about to come to an end." "One moment I'm thrilled by the idea,   then I hate it." "I've seen too many couples get divorced." "We've talked about this." "You can't have your cake and eat it too." "Then something is wrong." "It has to be possible   to live a family life, while still being yourself." "To have closeness, but still have time to yourself." "Einstein solved the greatest mysteries of the universe." "He married twice." "Wife no. 1 had a nervous breakdown." "His second marriage was more platonic." "Lovely, Ernst." "That helped." " You proposed to her!" " Sure." "And I meant it." "At the time." " But not now?" " Sure, but ..." "It felt natural, up there on the moor." "Now I'm back to everyday life." "Every single day." "Anyway, you can't think like that." "It's like trying to answer all of life's questions at once." "You can have a life plan, but you still have to live one day at a time." "I see." "How long did your first marriage last?" "Five years." "But my job is to cure alcoholics, not give marital advice." "Christ!" "You must be the most cynical man ever created." "And it's hard to argue with a cynic, isn't it?" "The facts are usually on his side." "Your problem is that you have too much heart   for all the thinking you do." "Fuck it!" " Give me some rum." " Nope." "If you really want to go there, I have something much better." "Lie down." "Come." "Lie down." "Come on." "Get comfortable." "Will you look at that!" "That's different." "Hello, my son." "Come lie down." "Good to see you again." " Cheers!" " Cheers!" " Where is he, by the way?" " Dag?" "He's with Ernst." "Ernst." "Now there's a man worth marrying!" "Big, warm, dark, cynical." "His voice beats anything battery-powered." "My crotch vibrates when he speaks." "Oh, I remember that vibrating so well!" "One more drink, then it's your turn." "Cheers!" "I can't do this." "Don't, then." "Shit!" "Fine." "Come to daddy." "Now you're a "no-no-yes" man too." "That's what happens when you have kids." "I'm not expert on pot, but this is potent." "The air-dried fluid of see pods   from the loveliest of all flowers:" " The poppy." " Opium?" "Don't say it like that." "This tradition is over 3000 years old." "In Mesopotamia they used the same sign   for joy, party and opium." "The first hit   makes you feel heavy." "The second gives you wings." "Dammit,Ernst ..." "Opium?" "Some choose to vacation abroad." "I choose to travel within myself." "In my own head." "I have to call Mette." "Leon is at her place." "Do I sound ..." "OK?" "Yeah, totally." "Mette speaking." "Hi there." "This is Dag." "His father ..." "You know, Leon's." "I wanted to make sure everything was OK." "It's great." "They're asleep now." "He is quite a character." "How are you doing?" "You sound different." "Yeah, everything's great here." "It's just   a wisdom tooth." "Anyway, bye." "And goodnight, Nette ..." "Mette." "Well ..." "That went swell, didn't it?" "No, shit." "I can't stay here." "It's like two worlds   colliding." "But seriously, it's been ..." "I'm feeling great." "Good bachelorette party?" "Couldn't be worse!" "You have to move You can't stay here." " That will be hell for Dag." " I know." "We'll have to take it gradually." "Know what, Eva?" "I've never believed in "gradually"." " Let's do it now." " Move?" "No, let's paint the apartment!" "Get it ready to sell." "Hey, Oddveig!" "I'm here if you need me..." "Oddveig, have your husband bring some paint over." "The stripper!" "I love watching men get dressed." "Here comes his sock!" "It's like starting at the end of a book." "Don't go!" "You have to screw the stripper." "We'll take care of that." "Here come his pants!" "It wasn't easy for you ." " to have to keep it a secret." "That you were my dad." "Live a lie long enough,   and it becomes the truth." "I'm done lying." "I want to be a dad, now that I am one." "Speaking of which ..." "Get me out of here!" "Mia." " Where are we going?" " Serbia." "Look at this lovely shade of white!" "Hi." "Eva?"