"[cheerful music]" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "[lilting music] [laughs]" "You'll never catch us, Sheriff Beaks." "You evil twins have done messed things up for the last time." "[all laughing] [both grunt] [laughs] [grunts] [soft dramatic music]" " You okay?" " Yeah, my head broke my fall." "Hey, it's kind of neat down here." "[gasps]" "Guys, you got to see this!" "Both:" "Whoa!" " What do you think's inside?" " Pirate booty!" "What if it's just another bag and then we open that bag and find another bag, then another, then another, until they get so small that the last tiny bag just has a little tiny note in it?" " What's the note say?" " Um..." " "Always be yourself."" " I will." "Come on, open it already." "All:" "Whoa." "[music] synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "They look like weird plants." "Who do you think these belong to?" "Who cares?" "They're ours now." "[growls]" "Ew, what even are these things?" "[suspenseful music]" "All:" "Whoa." "Whoa." " That was so cool!" " That was so amazing!" "That was the best thing I've ever seen in my life." "I want to try one." "[chuckles]" " Oh, jeez." " Dude, are you all right?" "Don't worry, guys." "I'm fine." "Oh." "Oh, my gosh, he's dismembered." "I think..." "I think I'm gonna be sick." "Nah, it's just hair." "See?" "[spits]" "There." "Oh, no." "Okay, what if we set them all off at the same time?" "Ooh, that could be cool." "No!" "Get away from those!" " Hey." " Children... oh, you shouldn't be messing with those things." "They're the pods of the Barkqoiuse plant, and they're evil incarnate!" "Anyone who plays with them lives to regret it." "Jeremy, you're kind of freaking me out." "Come on." "These don't seem so dangerous." "Oh, you think so, huh?" "[dramatic music]" " Ew, sick." " Oh, my goodness." " You look silly." " Yeah, they seem fun to play with." "They're so... so dangerous and..." "and alluring, you know?" "Just one look at them, and you can..." "Oh, what's that?" "You want me to set you off?" "Well, you know, maybe I'll..." "I'll just set one off..." "Aah, aah!" "Get this evil thing away from me!" "Both:" "Aah!" "[whistling]" "Man, I think Jeremy's right." "That bag is bad news." "We should probably get rid of it." " Don't worry." "I'm already on it." " No, evil like this can't be vanquished with a measly hammer." "No, there's only one place where those pods can be safely destroyed." "You'll go through Deathbark Woods, trek through Swampbark Marsh, hike along the Steepbark Trail, and then I think you take a left or..." "I don't know." "Maybe it's a right..." "Anyhoo, you get to the Bigbark Mountains, and within those mountains is a bottomless pit, and that is where you must throw the bag." "Whoa." "Great." "Let's get moving, then." "Me?" "No, no, no, I can't." "Oh-ho, maybe I can..." "No!" "I got to go take a cold shower!" "[screaming]" "Well, then, it's up to us." "♪ Doop doop, going on a journey ♪ [music]" "♪ Doop doop, got a lot of walkin' ♪" "♪ Doop doop, doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie... ♪" "Psst." "Psst." "Huh?" "Who said that?" " Oh, hey, there, little gremlin boy." " Did you just talk?" "Harvey, I think this bag is a witch." " A wi..." " I ain't no witch." " I'm in your head." " Wow." "People always say there's nothing in my head." "Hey, you look like a fun guy." "Tell me, slick, you like to party?" " I like birthday parties." " How about a plant pod party?" "Ooh." "Hey, Foo, how many of these things you think I can whack?" "Foo?" "[laughs]" "Oh." "Maybe I better hold the bag for a while." " Bye, talking bag." " Harvey, do we really got to walk all the way to the mountains?" "What do you say we just go dump this thing in a river somewhere." "Fee, you know we can't do that." "W-What if a baby finds it and blows his little head off?" "Oh, that's awful..." "little headless babies everywhere." "We have to dispose of this thing properly." "[funky upbeat music]" "Psst, well, hey, there, little lady." "Buddy, don't try anything." "I got voices in my head telling me what to do all the time." "Cause some trouble." "Start a fire." " Shoo, I'm busy." " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "[humming]" "Hey, anyone want a nutritious snack?" "[gasps]" "I think I have a problem." "No, you got to resist the bag's power, Fee!" "Resist it..." "[ominous music] [laughs]" "We've got to be more careful, guys." " This bag is powerful." " You're right." "I'm sorry." " You got to carry it, Harvey." " You're strong of will." "Really?" "Okay, I'll do it..." "for the babies." "[lilting music] # Doop doop, resisting temptation #" "♪ Doop doop, saving the babies ♪" "Well, now, that's some nice singing." " Thank you, Mr. Bag." " I bet you're responsible too." "Oh, very much so." "I always take my vitamins, and you'll never see these teeth unbrushed." "You're much more responsible than the others." "[humming] Heck..." "Foo blew off his dang curl." " I'd never do that." " Exactly." "So why not have a little fun?" "Yeah, fun is good." "[gasps]" " Harvey, you okay?" " Oh, uh, totally." "The bag's just getting kind of heavy." "Could you, like, sing a song or something?" "Just to keep me focused." "♪ Off on a journey, treacherous and long ♪ [music]" "♪ A perfect place for a creepy folk song ♪" "♪ I played with a plant, and it blew off my curl ♪" "♪ Those plant pods are dangerous but really fun ♪" "Oh, rhyming's hard." "All: # Hi-ho, off we go #" "♪ Three best friends on an epic quest ♪" "Both: # Harvey he's our hero #" "All: # Together we march into the West #" "No, Foo, we want to go this way." "♪ A bag of burden, too heavy for a friend ♪" "♪ So I must carry it to the end ♪" "♪ But I am careful, I even cover my coughs ♪" "♪ So what's the harm in setting one off?" "♪ [laughs evilly]" "Harvey!" "[ominous music]" "♪ Washing my body ♪ [pod whistles and explodes]" "So pretty..." "No, no, I-I can't!" "I-I must stay strong... [grunts]" "I'm coming for you, baby!" "[laughs maniacally] [explosions]" " What the heck, man?" "!" " I-I don't know." "I..." "You were supposed to be strong of will. [grunting]" "This bag is evil!" "[crying] I-I'm so sorry, guys." "I don't know what came over me." "I was weak!" "I was weak!" " Guys, we can't give up now." " Shh." "We're almost there." "As individuals, we're weak, but as a group, we're less weak." "The only way we can destroy this stupid thing is by carrying it together." "Or not." "All: # Tired and weary and starting to drag #" "♪ You guys could just party... ♪" "♪ Shut up, you dumb bag ♪" "All: # Journey's long, but stay strong #" "♪ Look, finish line ♪" "All: # Three brave travelers #" "♪ We'll be just fine ♪" "♪ You ain't going nowhere ♪" "♪ The plant pods are mine!" "♪ [eerie music] [grunts]" "Ah, we made it." "I've never seen anything so beautiful." "[music]" "It was a rough journey, but we looked out for each other" " because friends don't..." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Let's just get rid of this dang thing." "Okay." "Let's do it on the count of three." " One..." " Two..." "Three." "Okay, it's done." "Harvey?" "What are you doing?" "But maybe we shouldn't destroy the bag." "I mean, what's the bag ever done to us?" "[panting] [yells] [grunts] [grunts] [grunting] [grunting] [both straining] Give me!" "Give it to me!" " No, no, it's mine." " Jeremy!" "The bag is mine!" "Give it to me!" "They're perfectly matched in strength." "We have to help him." "[both shouting] [straining]" " Harvey, get the bag to the pit." " But I-I..." "Give me the bag!" "I need it!" "Oh, my gosh." "This bag changes people, and it started to change me." "I don't want to end up like Jeremy." "Aw, don't worry about him." "Let's have a pod party!" "No, I'm tired of you messing with me and my friends." "Hey, hey, hey, come on, man." "I thought you were cool." "[both straining] [shouting]" "You'll never feel the thrill of these pods again." "That's enough out of you." " Time to go to hole!" " Aw, man." "Nooo!" "[sighs]" " Is it really over?" " I think so." "No one will ever have to deal with those pods ever... [pods whistling and exploding] [wondrous music]" "Foo:" "Wow." "Now, that was beautiful." "Harvey:" "It sure was." "Did anyone bring bandages?" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0"