"Al Masry Films (Azkalany" " Gamgoum) present" "Soheir Ramzy" " Hassan Youssef" "24 HOURS OF LOVE" "5 degrees to the south" "Is the...?" "Take your positions, let's get this over with" "You keep to the rope" " Is the rope okay?" " Okay 5 degrees to the right" "Throw the twisted cord and tie the rope" "Samir, drop the rope" "OK, ropes down" "Lucky are the married people!" "Giving me the evil eye?" "Did you hear that, Sherif?" " What?" " He's giving us the evil eye already!" "Leave him to me, I'll show him" " Is something wrong?" " Samir is giving us the evil eye" "What is he saying?" "He is saying, "Lucky are the married people!"" "Well, you are married, aren't you?" "The captain is giving us the evil eye too!" "Starring:" "Adel Imam" "Zizi El-Badrawy" " Samir Ghanem" "Come on, hurry up" "Come on, make haste, pal!" "Screenplay:" "Farouk Saeed" "You're so cute and pretty" "Sherif, are you done?" "Esteemed crew" "I am deeply sorry to announce that we have been ordered to resume our journey to Beirut and so our leaves will be effective upon our return." "Thank you" " This is nonsense!" " Totally unfair!" "I haven't seen my wife for six months!" "I bet my wife has married another man!" "I'm quitting this job!" "So am I, get me a paper and pen" " Did you hear what the captain said?" " What is it?" "Looks like I will always be a bachelor!" " All because of you" " Why?" " You jinxed us" " Lucky are the married people!" "You're both married and I'm only engaged" " So?" " Then you are lucky!" "You are senseless!" "My legs hurt and I can't run" "Catch me, you coward!" "Yes, sir" " I am a coward!" " Listen..." "I am breathless" "You son of a... open up, damn you!" "What are you doing?" "Sorry, Captain" "Yes, sorry" " Both of you, halt" " Halt, coward!" "What are you guys doing?" "Sir, it was Samir, ask him" "Yes, I know" "Yes, speaking..." "Only 24 hours?" "They've been at sea for six months" "Let's go before they change their minds" "Oh, well, 24 hours then" "What are you doing?" "Ahmed..." "Sherif..." "Samir..." "get back here!" "Editing:" "Abd El-Aziz Fakhy" "Lucky are the married people!" "Director of Photography:" "Adel Abd El-Azim" " Our loyal jalopy" " Come on, hurry" " Where is the door?" " Back to our jalopy" " Move it" " It's a loyal car" "Come on, get ready" " What's wrong?" " We need a push" "We have no time to push." "Taxi!" "Hold on" "Cairo please, driver" " I'm booked" " Oh, please!" "Wait there" " The car is running" " You wicked boy!" "Directed by:" "Ahmed Fouad" "Samira, I need you to review this draft" "We have to finish this today, please" "What are you doing, Mona?" "Are you really going out of town?" "Your husband works with you" "He lives with you and goes out with you" "I haven't seen my husband for six whole months!" "I miss him like crazy!" "Bye" "Oh, dear." "When will it happen?" " What?" " To be separated for a whole year!" "May God answer your prayers!" " Madam Mona?" " Yes?" "Your advice brought us together, made us inseparable" " Thank you" " Come to our engagement party" "Leave your address inside then" "Let's go, darling" "Madam Mona, I am "Desperate from Shubra"" " What?" " I am "Desperate from Shubra"" "I am as desperate as ever" "My despair will arrive at Alex after two hours, excuse me" "Miss Amira, the shooting will be delayed" "Look, tell the director I haven't seen my fiancé for six months and I am getting married today" "Sign here, or my career is ruined!" "No" "Good day" "I wonder what you'll be like when you become a star" "Rest assured, you will have a normal delivery" " Do you have to go?" " I can't help it" "You are her doctor yet someone else will deliver her?" "I haven't seen my husband for six months" "Why?" "Did you have a fight?" "No, he's an officer in the navy" "And he leaves you for six full months?" " Excuse me" " You are excused" "Get her back!" "I'm having the baby!" "Do you know that his long absence has renewed my love for him?" "I feel as if I'm meeting Sherif for the first time" "True, I always feel like it's my first night with Ahmed" "I can't wait to get married and have these feelings" "I'm sick and tired of waiting!" "I have sworn to get married this time" "And you have sworn to be my witnesses, right?" "No need to rush yourself, wait till your next leave" "This leave is too short" "Wait till our next leave and we'll throw you a big bash" "I can't wait till the next leave, I'm too eager" "Okay, I won't get married this time" "Great!" "You've saved us an hour" "You were always the one with the big heart" " There's one more thing" " What?" "I won't spend any time with my fiancée" "Where will you stay?" " At home" " Good" " I'll turn off the lights" " Even better" " And I'll light the candles" " Great!" "And I'll sit there and sing:" "Lucky are the married people" "You'll jinx us, you mean?" " There's only one thing to do" " Which is?" "To go straight to the ma'zoun" "Let's stop for a bite, I am so happy I forgot to eat" " So excited, you mean" " But we mustn't be late" "Are you headed for Cairo?" "Take us with you" " Our bus broke down" " Please take us along" " Yes, be our guests" " What are you doing?" "It's improper to ride with strangers" " What's wrong, Miss Tafida?" " The company's name is at stake" " They're helping us out" " She is not Miss, but Missing" "Getting into cars with strangers will not help" "Just don't take matters so seriously" " Impertinent" " Impertinent" "Impertinent!" " What's wrong?" " Never mind" "Don't do that" "Stop!" "It's hot!" "Why did you stop the car?" " It broke down" " What now?" "Tell them" " Honestly, girls" " For six whole months..." "We haven't seen a single woman" "Do you know what we mean?" "They rushed back when they knew they only had 24 hours off" "Ahmed and Samir even forgot their bags" " Only 24 hours off?" " Yes" " No time for marriage" " Come take their bags" "This way, please" "Captain Sherif's cabin" "Captain Ahmed's cabin" " And Captain Samir's cabin" " Here?" "What is this?" "Sherif too?" "What?" "Has Ahmed done the same in his cabin?" "Yes, but the pictures are a bit less" "Come and see!" "What is this?" " As the saying goes" " How does it go?" " A sailor has a woman in every port" " How many ports have they visited?" " Thirty-nine" " Disgusting" "Filthy!" "He would say: your picture helps me to keep on going" "And all this time he was cheating on me." "Come on" "Let's go" "I am a rising star, not an extra in Samir's big charade" "They're not navy officers, they are love officers" "Each one of them thinks he is Schahriar, right?" "So what should we be?" "Scheherazade" "We've waited six months to spin tales?" "If we've waited this long, we can wait longer" "And let them seep into 39 new tales?" "I can't wait for a second longer!" "I will never stoop to be like one of those women!" " Who will?" "!" " Amira, maybe" "I have let down a million men for Samir" "I will teach him to let down the world for me" "It's a deal, then" "Deal" "No love for Sherif" "I will show Ahmed" "It's all over, Samir" "This is a marriage office, not a post office!" "Show me the bride and I will marry her off" " She'll be here..." " Come on" "Shortly" "Welcome, would you like something to drink?" "I'll have fenugreek" "Hello, Auntie, this is Samir" "Curse you!" "How are you, my dear son-in-law?" "May I speak to Amira, please?" "She went to meet you in Alex, clumsy-head!" " She went where?" " Where is she?" "To meet me!" "Open the door" "Amira is at the gate!" " Which gate?" " At the harbour" "What port?" "We are here, in the marriage office" " What do I do now?" " I don't know" "Let's go get her" "You'll go there, and she'll be on her way here" "I have an idea, wait for her here" "When she comes, call us and we'll come right away" " Come on" " Wait" "Will you leave me on my own?" "Samir, have some sense" "Mona is dying to see me, I'm gone" "Please don't leave me" "Oh, you know, I've been away for 6 months" "Once my aunt came over and they made noise" " And we couldn't do it" " Six months, huh?" "Oh, boy, I'll be bad" "So you're leaving me, okay" "Lucky are the married people!" "Mona?" "Where is Mona?" "I can't waste any time" " Didn't you meet her?" " Meet her where?" " She went to Alex" " She went where?" " To meet you" " Like hell we met!" "I didn't ask her to meet me there" "Who asked her to meet me?" "What the hell is she meeting me for?" "!" "So it's her fault she misses you?" "This is a big waste of time, Mom" "I could have put this time to use, I only have 24 hours" "Hey, you!" "Get out of my sight!" "Didn't you hear?" "Get out of my sight!" "Get out of my sight!" "Get lost!" "What's wrong, Sherif?" "Okay" "What has she done?" "Well, I was going to slip on the wet floor and break my neck" "Listen, Mom" "This maid must leave" " I don't want to see her again" " Where will she go?" "I don't know, give her a vacation" "If she stays, I will tear her to pieces" "I'll eat her alive" " Listen" " Yes?" "Get me 22 bottles of beer and 22 heads of lettuce and 22 carrots" "And 22 men to carry all that with me" "What sick humor!" "Don't get cheeky on me" " I won't" " Where are your kids?" " They are down with influenza" " Influenza?" "I'll carry what I can, I'll bring the rest later" "Bring them before my wife arrives, understood?" " She might not arrive" " Don't assume bad things" "I know you have an evil eye, get lost!" "I'm lost" "She'll arrive for sure" "And boy, we'll be bad!" "Wood, darling... wood" "Alas" "First time to be beaten by a beautiful woman" "The second time, have you forgotten already?" "How can I?" "Looks like I'm jinxed" " What?" " Give me the dice" "Wow?" "And you play wrist wrestling too?" "Can you beat me?" "Wow!" "Great" "I'm going crazy, what's keeping her?" "Relax, she'll be all right" "Do you know how many hours I have left?" "Is he going to stand there like that?" "Go make me some coffee" "Make me some "white" coffee too" "Get lost, don't stand there like that!" " Get moving" " Okay" "What is it, boy?" "See what love does to a game of backgammon?" "Al-Ahram Studios" "Al-Ahram Studios" " Amira?" " No surrender" "Goodbye" "Al-Orouba Hospital" " Leila?" " No love" "Yes, Ahmed?" "What are you doing?" "Warming up" "I'm getting ready to get on the field, and you?" "Forget about it" "Don't waste your time, just warm up" "How can I warm up with Mom around?" "I was thinking of bringing Mona to your place" "Bring her where?" "Bring her here indeed!" "I'm going to be bad" "How are you, Mom?" "I miss you" "Thanks, son, you are so kind-hearted" "Tell me, Mom" "When was the last time you visited my sister Attiyat?" "It's been a long time, son" " I think more than two months" " Two months?" "Two whole months?" "You shouldn't do that" "Well, we talk on the phone" "Yes, Mom, but the phone is one thing and visiting her is another" "You know, having a laugh with her" " You must visit her" " Okay, son" "So, you'll go visit her now?" "As soon as you leave, I promise to visit her" "As soon as I leave?" "Why wait, Mom?" "You have seen that I am okay" "Now you must go check on your daughter" " Why the rush, son?" " Well, Mom..." "I want to spend some time with you" "I am very well, thank you" "If you miss your sister that much, call her and ask her to come for a visit" "How can she come for a visit?" "I mean, it's very inconsiderate of me" "How can she leave her husband and kids?" "He might be upset" "I brought her some presents" "From Italy, France and Japan" "And some incense from India" "All these gifts?" "What did you bring for your wife then?" "Her things are shipped on another vessel" "I suggest you deliver Attiyat's presents" "I don't want her to think I came empty-handed" "Oh, Sherif" " Always kind-hearted" " She is my sister" " It's worth making the trip" " Give her my best" "Goodbye" "Leila?" "Who's this?" "Sherif?" "This isn't Ahmed, it's the new maid" "Yes, pal" "What did you say?" "The crisis is over!" "Mom is leaving" " Sherif" " Yes, Mom?" " Take care" " Bye, Mom" " Will you visit your sister?" " Certainly" "I'll come with Mona as soon as she's back" "Okay" "Ahmed, I'm warming up now" "What an adolescent!" "I'm going to be bad!" " Amira?" " Who is it?" " Welcome back" " Move over" "Amira, welcome back" "The artistic side of Amira got the best of her and made her sacrifice the most precious time of her life" "She left her husband for her career" "And now, we must celebrate" "All relevant sectors, get ready for the celebration" "Wow, I see a bright life ahead of you" "God bless you" "Who?" "Amira?" "Are you at the studio?" "I'll be there right away, don't move" " Come on" " Play hard to get" "Hard?" "I'm too eager" "What is going on?" "What is it?" " What, son?" " Just come with me" "Why did you lose your mind?" "Is there a fire?" "A blaze?" " What is that?" " God have mercy" "Our happiness is sealed, thanks to you" "If it weren't for your advice, we'd be light years apart" "Thanks and congratulations" "You showed us that perseverance leads to success" "And so, Amal and I have decided that you must attend our wedding" "But..." "Please, don't say no" "I agree, but on one condition" " Name it" " Your wedding be at my place" "Your place?" "It will be a noisy gig" "We've invited loads of people" "We'll do the "Jerk" dance" "Isn't that what it's called?" "I've been lonely and I haven't had any fun for a long time" "You will be doing me a big favour" " Do you agree?" " How can I refuse?" "Here is the address, I'll see you in an hour" " We'll do the jerk?" " Invite all your friends" " Is that so?" " Yes" "Yes?" "I am "Desperate from Shubra", remember me?" "How can I help you?" "My husband" " Please, have a seat" " Thanks" "What's your story?" "He spends 24 hours a day with me" "Doesn't part with me for a second" "Since the day we were married, he hasn't left my side" "No friends or relatives?" "He tells me I am his only friend and his only relative and all his family" "Doesn't he take you out?" "He always tells me that lovers- shouldn't spend a moment away from each other and must keep out of sight" "Oh my!" "I am sick and tired of staying home with him" "Isn't there any way I can get rid of him?" " Of course there is" " Well, tell me" "Tell him to join the navy!" "Oh, my dear Mona, I miss you" "I miss you so much" "Here's to you, my dear" "Here's to six months of torture" "Mona" "I know it's you, Mona" "I had a feeling it was you, where are you?" "At the press house?" "This isn't the time for that" "Come home immediately" "Come to me, I'm on fire" "I am waiting, come quickly, please" "Oh, my dear Mona" "Now, she will ring the doorbell and I will walk slowly to open the door and say, "Mona"" "No, if I meet her like that she'll kick me out" "No, I'll open the door and hold her gently and say, Mona, my love" "I miss you so much, my love" "What's with you?" "Come on" "Leila, listen..." "That's enough for today" "I'll rest for a while, wake me up in an hour" "On second thought, half an hour is enough" "How can I think of sleeping?" "I'll stay awake" "I will not sleep, no way" "I don't even like to sleep" "Leila, Leila" "Al" " Orouba Hospital?" "Yes, Leila?" "Come to me" "Come to me" "Listen, you might find me dead" "Al-Ahram Studios" "Stop right here, please" "Come, Sir" "Soad Hosny will be here in ten minutes" " Peace be with you" " And with you" " Where is the bride?" " What bride?" "Amira, where is she shooting?" " "Streets of Cairo"" " Which district is that?" "In the "Streets of Cairo"" "Do you know where the Streets of Cairo are?" "Streets of Cairo?" "I live in an alley close to them" " Follow me" " Let's go" "Streets of Cairo?" "Imbeciles!" " Get going, driver" " Where to?" " The streets of Cairo" " That's where we are" " We're there, then" " Wait!" "Go straight ahead" " Where to?" " Never mind" "Just drive on, there is no time to lose" "To you" "Mona" "My love" "You...?" "I've thought of words to say when I see you" "Six months tying to memorise the words" "Six months and I don't know what to say" "Mona, what shall I say, my love?" ""Hello" and "I miss you" are too hollow" ""I love you" is futile" " Totally meaningless" " See what I mean?" " You are silent too" " Right" "My lovely Mona" "There's only one universal language that truly conveys emotions" "I see you've become an expert" "Longing and desire are good teachers" "Longing or ports?" "Don't remind me of all those ports" "I did something I don't know if it's right or wrong" "Where was the last port you stopped at?" " Naples, Italy" " Sophia Loren?" " Come on, Sophia who?" " My love" " And then?" " Marseilles, France" "Brigitte Bardot..." "Oh my!" "I'm sorry..." "I had no other choice" "Right" "Mona, you always put up with me" "I promise I will make it up to you" "Make up for what?" "Well, honestly speaking, Mona..." "The gifts I got you from Italy France..." "I sent them with Mom to my sister" "What gifts?" "I had to do that so I could set up a romantic setting and we could have the place to ourselves" " I've well received my gift" " My sweet darling" "It always kept me going" "But now I have the real thing;" "my life, my soul" "The one thing I can never find in any port" "Come to me, my love" "I've been away from you for six months" "Mona" " Come" " No" " I love you" " No" "Please come to me" " I'll break your bones" " Show me" " I'll tear you up" " To little pieces?" "And throw them to the cats" " To the cats?" " Yes" "Mona" "I'll tear you to pieces" "Tear me to pieces" "I like being torn up" "Tear me up, who cares?" "My features are worth tearing up" "My legs, my arms" "My cheeks, my eyes" "You have kept me longing for you" "Forgotten for weeks and weeks" "Tear me to pieces" "I like being torn up" "Tear me up, who cares?" "My features are worth tearing up" "Why are you saying this?" "What do you mean?" "It's not the first time" "I hear about your adventures" "I get angry when I'm told" "that you don't appreciate your own" "Don't ever question my loyalty, don't ever lie to me" "Why are you saying this?" "What do you mean?" "I mean nanny-nanny boo-boo" "Stick your head in poo-poo" "Cross my heart and hope to die" "I won't even let you try!" "I am going crazy, please..." "No, no... no way" "Oh, help!" "I will devour you" "Oh, no, look" "Someone is back there" "Where is he?" "I tricked you and you believed me" "Don't be stubborn, for your own good" "Or else I'll walk out and never come back" "I would never let you go" "Why is the doorbell ringing now?" "Damn!" "I should have thrown away that doorbell" "Bad timing!" " May I help you?" " We are here" " What do you want?" " Your place" "You have the wrong apartment" " Let them in" " Come in" "What is all this?" "What's going on?" "What riot is this?" "They insisted to have their wedding here" "Today?" "Couldn't they wait till tomorrow?" "Why all this trouble?" "Champagne, candles and food" "We didn't want to be a burden, we brought our own food" "Our own!" " This is the groom?" " Yes" "Hello" " Madam Mona is very kind" " Thank you" "Damn it!" "What is this?" "A free ride?" "An open house?" "Mona" " What?" " I thought I lost you" "Go change, they can't see you like that" "Come and help me" "Have some shame!" " Will they stay for long?" " No, just a short visit, go" "Will we tour the whole city for only one marriage contract?" "Listen, I want a word with you" "How many marriage contracts do you do per day?" "Why?" "I'll pay you by the day" "Five contracts a day, then" " Will you swear to that?" " Swearing is a sin" " Stop here, driver" " What?" "I will relieve you" "Good morning, Mr. Director" "You don't look Egyptian" "You must be from India" "Where is she?" "I have been to your county many times" "How do they say it?" "Let me remember..." "What do you want?" " Amira" " Amira who?" " The actress, my fiancée" " I don't know her" "Aren't you a movie director?" "I am doing an ad of athletic shoes" " Want a pair?" " No, I want Amira" "Play ball" "Don't play ball" " What's wrong with Warda?" " It's not just Warda, madam" "All four of them are sick" "The whole building is down with the flu" " Listen, Abdo" " Yes?" "Knock on all the doors, I will see anyone who is sick" "But there are 45 apartments, madam" "An act of humanity." "And it's on the house" "God bless you, madam" "Come with me, children" "Get going" "Let the children in, Abdo" "Leila?" "Yes, Leila" "Gonna get bad!" "Who are these?" "I thought we agreed to wait" "These are the janitor's kids." "They are sick and I'm checking on them" "Sterilize this for me, hurry" " It's done, here" " What's done?" "I boiled it for you" "Here, feel it, hot as hell" "What is this?" "I'm on fire, feel the shot, it's catching fire" "Come on." "Sterilize it on the stove so I can give the kids the shots" "Doctor Leila is giving free check-ups today" "If you have someone sick, bring him to her" " Are you sure?" " Yes" "Saffeya, come here!" "Yes?" "Doctor Leila is giving free check-ups today" "Did she ask for me, the bachelor upstairs, personally?" " No, all the neighbors" " Sucker!" "Get lost!" "I'm lost" "She wants to get to know me better" "Good boy" "Go home and stay in bed for three days" "I don't want to see any of you here again" "Leila!" "My wife, my love, my heart" "My eyes, my liver" "No" "Save some for later" "Save?" "Later?" "I will save nothing" "And your 39?" "I wish they were 39, they're only 24" "And you're admitting it?" "See how it got to you?" "Imagine how bad I feel" " God help you" " I am up to it" "I still have twelve and a half" " A half?" " Oh, yeah" "You mean midgets" "Leila" "Don't leave me alone" "Tell them we moved" " What?" "No sick people?" " What do you mean?" "These people even claim to be sick." "Come on in" " Good day, madam" " Hello, welcome" " Thank you, madam" " Come in" " Thank you" " Come in" "Thank you, Doctor" " Thanks" " Come in" " What?" " What is this?" "What is going on?" "Come in." "You are sick, right?" "Leila!" "Yes, what is going on?" "Who are these people?" "My sick neighbors, they need treatment" "Okay, listen..." "Speedy recovery" " Why did you stop?" " Get out of the car" " Go find another taxi" " Another taxi?" "Why?" "Are you closing down?" "Yes, I am closing down." "I want my money" "On payday" "Look, I'm tired." "I'm a nervous wreck" "Rest and I'll drive" "You owe me 5.50 pounds" "Okay" " Take this" " Okay" "See if you have a five-pound note" " What?" " Lend me 5 pounds" "I'll pay you when we've written the marriage contract" "So now I'm your personal banker!" " Here you are" " Give it to me" "Streets of Cairo!" "Sick people!" " What misery!" " Jerk!" "I will really miss him" "Give me my money, I want to go home" "No, wait till we get another taxi" " What about a lorry?" " Anything will do" "Hey, lorry-driver!" "Could you give us a lift, please?" " Please" " Come, Sir" "Peace be with you" "Which police station do you work in?" "I am a sea captain" " So you aren't a police officer?" " No" "In that case, let me set your mood" "I even thought he was a prisoner" " He's a ma'zoun" " Is that so?" "What a coincidence!" "I've been looking for a ma'zoun all day" "Why?" "I have all intentions to make my move" " To get married?" " To get divorced" " Good heavens" " I can take no more" "In that case, you must make amends" "What are you talking about?" "I've booked him for the day" "I'm not a bus to be booked" "Bet that I'll divorce her?" "I'll bet you'll make up" " Divorce" " Make up!" " Divorce" " Make up!" "Do you both bet that I won't get married today?" "Mona!" "Where is Mona?" "Has anyone seen my wife?" " May I pass?" " You may not" " I will pass" " Show me how" " Like this" " What is this?" "Welcome, we are happy to have you" "What is this?" "A bus?" "Excuse me" " Excuse me" " What is this?" "Excuse me" "Mona" "Where are you going, Sir?" "There is no skylight up there" "Dancing" "No place on the floor, it's a riot down there" "Leila?" "How are you holding?" "All is well, and you?" "There's something strange about him" "Sherif speaks as if he really is longing for me" "His looks are full of desire;" "his moves are full of love as if he were a bachelor" "I wanted to tell you the same thing" "I was afraid you'd think I'd gone weak" "Totally unable to resist him and that I'm losing my grip" "I didn't want you to think I miss him and that I'm madly in love with him" "Leila!" "I would never think that of you" "I just don't want your heart to get the better of you or your feelings to betray you because you are so sensitive" "and you love him a lot" "And what else?" "Go on, Mona" "I like what you're saying" "Okay" "I'll be strong" "Goodbye" "Yes" "Longing words" "Loving eyes as if he were a bachelor" "Ahmed, I love you so much" "You're in really deep" "Never mind" "Why are you denying your feelings?" "Why are you hiding your emotions?" "Why inhibit this raging passion?" "Leila, I..." "I..." "Me too, Ahmed" "Don't move, just stay right where you are" "Don't move so that we..." "And then good things will happen" "Hold for a second" "Don't move" "Hey, suppose I'm..." "Okay, folks, the doctor is dead!" " Dead?" " Impossible" "Not really dead, just tired" "She needs a doctor, get lost" "Go home, Madam Emily" " Everybody go home" " Very smart doctor" "I said she's dead, get going" "Ahmed" "What are you doing here?" "I just had a slight headache, I'm better now, who's next?" "Then why were you saying she died?" "Do you actually believe her?" "She's a woman!" "Go on home" " Excuse me" " Yes?" " Tell her I am here" " Where is your wife?" "I am the bachelor upstairs" "Yes, but she is a gynecologist" "Never mind, just go tell her" "Oh, so you must be pregnant, I mean expecting" "All my intestines are fine" "You're the last thing I need today" "Listen here" "It took me a long time to convince myself to come and sit here among the commoners" "And if you don't tell her, I'll leave" "Leave, before I scream and make a scene" "Poor man, you don't understand" "What are you doing?" "Your husband is so funny" "You can have him... come with me" " The bedroom is this way" " Come here" " They waste no time" " Have some shame!" "What will we do in the kitchen?" "Let go" " What were you doing outside?" " You're asking me?" " Who am I to ask?" " Ask the 6 months" "Six months thinking of your love, hanging on to hopes" "Dreaming of touching you" "And finally, I go on a wretched leave" "I lost all hope" "I lost you and wasted the leave" "Sherif, you never lost me" "But you..." "Don't say a word" "Keep silent, let me look at you" "I like to look at you" "Go away, bastard!" "Happy now?" "Let go" "Let's carry on" " Happy now?" " Nothing happened" "Excuse me" "Hey, why don't we finish our story?" "And they lived happily ever after..." "Why did it have to end?" "Ahmed, put this bandage around her knee" "Get up, she needs to sit" " Me?" " Yes, YOU!" " Sit down" " Come in, madam" " Ahmed?" " What?" "Press hard on her knee" "What?" "I am really not..." "I don't feel like..." "I've been eager for six months..." "Well, you know..." "Pull the..." "Not too hard" "Open the window!" "Hey, nurse" "Close your..." "Hey, nurse!" "You..." "What?" "I know you are tired and bothered by the crowd" "Yes, very much" "Would you like me to rid you of all these people?" "Yes, please" "Tell her that I am here" "Then what?" "She'll kick them all out" " Really?" " And you can go home" " And you?" " I go for my check-up" " I go and you go in...?" " For my check-up" "You need an enema and bed rest for a week" "You know, all these people are gathered here so that I may come to her while her seaman husband is away" "What a great trick!" " What's that?" " I'm the seaman husband" " Husband?" " Yes" "Abdo, go upstairs and remove all the furniture" "I'm moving, bye" "Don't be a stranger now" "Please forgive me, give me another chance" "Never, come on, Sir" "Make up your mind!" "What'll it be?" "See that?" "Take it away or I'll go soft" "Well, she has come to her senses, what do you say?" " Let's come to our senses" " On one condition" " Yes?" " No more beating" " Again?" " Beating?" "Who would beat such a wild deer like this?" " Beating is monstrous" " I'm a monster?" " You mustn't be violent" " No violence then" "And I will be your slave" "Folks, please, it's nighttime already!" "Spend the night here and we'll look for her in the morning" " Impossible" " I can't let you go" " I swear to divorce my wife" " If you stay, right?" "Come on" " I'll wait here" " Come, Sir" "Come with me, peace be with you" "And with you too" "Shouldn't I give them a lift?" "And leave the duck I've fried for you?" "Oh, so my duckling has made me fried duck?" "Stop!" "Amira, we're getting nowhere" "All of your emotions and parts of your body should say "yes"" "Yet your tongue should say "No"" "Could you please try?" " Yes, Sir" " Please, try" "I can't do one movie for six years!" "All relevant sectors ready" "We're starting..." "Action!" "Start" " Excuse me" " Yes?" " Where is Amira?" " Inside, doing a shoot" " My lovely Amira" " Keep it down" " Keep it down" " I didn't say a word" "Finally, after searching for you, in the east and the west" "From Rome to Naples then to Bab Ellouk and Peking" "Stop!" "Awful, disgusting, tasteless!" "What are you doing?" "Nine years doing the same movie" "I can't sit around any longer, watch me" "Dialogue..." "I remember now" "Finally, after searching for you, in the east and the west" "From Rome to Bab Elkhalq to Naples then to Bab Ellouk to Peking" "Got that?" "All relevant sectors ready" "Clapperboard" "Camera" "Co-director, say 'Action', I'm worn out" "Action!" "Scene 37 A, take one" "Finally..." "Yes, finally" "What is happening?" "Camera, action" "Finally, after searching for you, in the east and the west" "From Rome to Bab Elkhalq to Naples then to Bab Ellouk to Peking" "From London to Darrassa to Tokyo" "And from Shubra to Berlin" "People feel sorry when they see me and say, "poor lover"" "Finally..." "Finally I lay my eyes on you" "After a long search for you" "Finally..." "Liar, phony, impostor" "They see you dancing like a fox" "It's true you trot" "Dancing around your female victims" "Liar!" "Hiding your emotions" "All you can think of is girls" "I wish that love could be given out" "Using allotment cards" "Finally..." "Finally, stop chasing women" "Or I will beat you up" "Finally..." "You are my love" "My soul" "My sensation" "My ears" "My beard and hair as well" "If you were to step into my heart, you'd find it a mess" "So finally" "Finally I'm here, I can stop searching" "And finally..." "I am exhausted" "Liar, phony, impostor" "They see you dancing like a fox" "I swear a thousand times" "Go home" "Be kind to me" "Go away" "Be kind to me" "Oh, all you good lovers out there" "I am exhausted" "Fooling around!" "Great, that is exactly how I wanted it to be" "Print the shot" "Darling, what does he want?" "He wants your act, the one you're fooling all the girls with" " Move" " What do you mean?" "You are great, stupendous" "You are a disaster, a curse" "A calamity" "You are foul-mouthed" "This is just the talent I need" "Let's do the contract" "Contract?" "Amira set me up for a surprise?" "You are the surprise" "Wardrobe, do your thing" " What thing?" " Undress" " What?" " Undress" "Not here, not in my state" " Your part dictates this" " What part?" " In the movie" " What movie?" " Cut the fooling, undress" " Get lost, would you?" "There is a misunderstanding, I'm Amira's fiancé" "You said we're going to do a marriage contract today" "You are absolutely crazy!" "Amira got married this morning" " Married?" " Yes, and what sacrifice" "She chucked her honeymoon to take part in my eternal movie" "Slow down, Sir" "Is this for real now or are you acting a part?" "I'm not joking, we even threw a small celebration" "Celebration?" "It was magnificent" "That's why she ran away from me" "I searched the Streets of Cairo, back and forth" "And her mother, the old bag!" "Telling me she went to meet me at the port" " Where are you, Marzouk?" " This is magnificent" "Give me more, you are a talent..." "Just leave me alone..." "Amira!" ", "Yes, an artist must be a fool"" "said Shakespeare" "Amira!" "What are you doing here?" "What is it?" "Where is she?" "Amira?" "Excuse me" "God, grant him wisdom and grant me patience!" " What do you want?" " What did you do?" "What do you want me to do?" "Say that the woman wanted by every man was ditched by you?" "!" "When did I ditch you?" "Go away, I wish you had ditched me" "Better than becoming one of your collection" " What collection?" " Your wives, captain" " Wives?" " All 39 of them" " What are you saying?" " I just want to know..." "How will you take out food ration cards for them?" "I think someone cast a wicked spell on me" " What ration cards?" " Don't" "The pictures of girls on your desk" "Aren't you ashamed, leaving them there for everyone to see?" "The pictures!" "Is that what it's all about?" "Thank God" "In this case, I must accuse you of infidelity" " With whom?" " Omar Sharif" "Why?" "He is a well-known actor, his picture is in every home" "And the pictures you saw, my little love-bird, are for well-known actresses, cut out of magazines" " Why pictures of girls?" " Give me a break, Amira" "For six long months, I eat, work and play with men" "I'm sick and tired of men" " Isn't my picture enough?" " No, it isn't" "Must there be a hundred others?" "Or even a thousand, because yours is in the middle meaning you are the most beautiful woman on earth" "So a seaman doesn't have a wife in every port?" "Seamen who do that don't even know what love is" "Are you in love?" "Not me" "Then what are you?" "Head over heels in love" " I love you" " I love you, Amira" "What?" "What about the guy you married this morning?" "All you have to do is go talk to him" "I'll talk to his father if I have to, where is he?" " In the mirror" " The mirror?" "That's me" " I am your first husband?" " And the last one" "Oh, my love" "Wait, I'll get the ma'zoun to write the contract" "Get him quickly!" " We can't" " What now?" "I promised Ahmed and Sherif would be witnesses to the marriage" "Go get them while I finish shooting" " I'll call my mom too" " I won't be long" " What was that?" " A peace offering" "This is a down-payment" "The total sum" "And this one..." "The one coming up is a snack" "Samir, you'll marry me on credit" " I feel better now" " I think so too" "I'm not exhausted anymore, tonight will be a wonderful night" "Excuse me" " What are you up to now?" " Being hospitable to the guest" "Really?" "!" "You've been ignoring me all day" " Cool it now" " I love you, I adore you" "Don't shout" "I'm not shouting" " Mona" " Yes?" "Never mind, just stay like this" "Stay in my arms" "Oh, how nice" "I love slow-dancing" " What are you doing?" " Nothing" " No?" " Nothing at all" "What trick are you tying to pull here?" " People are outside" " Come back here" " What are you up to?" " This isn't the right time" " I want you" " What do you want?" " For only 5 minutes" " No" " Please, please" " Go away" "Peace" "Oh, dear" "Are they giving away free food or what?" "Madam Mona has yet another surprise for us" " Which is?" " The ma'zoun" " What?" " The ma'zoun" "Hello, Samir" " I'm read_, let's go" " But I still haven't..." "Haven't what?" "Come on" "Today's Thursday and everyone wants to get married, he's a hot item" " This is all I need" " Hello" " I thought..." " You're not serious then?" " Not serious?" " No" "I'll show you how serious I am" "Sherif, we made a vow that you and Ahmed would be my witnesses" "Thank you for such a wonderful surprise" "What is that creature?" " The groom" " Then who are you?" "Who knows?" "Since he's here, we might as well go ahead" "No way, he's booked" "I took 5 pounds from him as a down-payment" "What are you fighting about?" "I can't speak for myself?" "Say that you are coming with me" "Take it easy" "First come, first served, what do you say?" "Come on, Amal." "Come on, Sir" " Don't leave me now" " Wait!" "Folks, our happiness is twofold, now we will sign the marriage contract" "First come first served!" "I am really desperate now" "Who said I was better off?" " Mona" " Yes?" "I'll ask one thing of you" "What?" "Keep them here till they have babies" "Sure thing, my love" " I'm perfectly fit, right?" " You are lucky you came" " Why?" " You have a heart condition" "Bed rest for a month and a half" "Oh, how awful" "Full blood picture and ECG right away" "Oh, how awful!" "Get up, you are okay" "Get up" "You'll get us into trouble" " How am I going to be okay?" " Don't ask me" "After all you've done to me, you say I'm okay?" "What would you have told me if you had taken fees then?" " Ahmed, support her" " Come with me" "Ahmed!" "Listen..." "You go do the tests while we have fun together" "I'm sick, I'm ill" " Speedy recovery" " I'm dying" "Come, let me help you." "Abdo!" "Come take the lady up to her apartment" "I'm sick, I'm dying" "How heavy one can be!" "You've had enough today" "Ahmed, you've been away for a long time" "You need something to make you feel better" "Finally?" "Like what?" "And that must happen now" "Yes, now is the time" "Right away, my love" "My dear Leila" "What?" "Where to?" " To get your bath ready" " What bath?" " The bath can wait" " Ahmed?" " Yes" " People are out there, be sensible" "How can I be sensible?" "I am insane as of this minute" "In the name of God..." "Ahmed" "I'm away for six months, and you invite some sick people?" "I am not into sick people" "Hold your horses" "You come to your senses" "Ahmed" "Ignore them" "There are people outside" "I don't care" "I said behave" "What's going on here?" "Welcome" " What did you say on the stairs?" " Nothing at all" "You said something and I heard you" "He said, 'Lucky are the married people'" "Me?" "Mr. Mahmoud?" "I beseech you!" "For old times' sake" "As I was coming up the stairs, did you hear my thoughts?" "Your thoughts?" "No, I don't inter1ere in secrets of that kind" "Then why am I so unlucky?" " You too?" " Yes" " You didn't...?" " No" "No, I swear" "Someone has cast an evil spell on us" "Come on, Amira is waiting for me" "Ahmed, come on, please" "Okay, I'm coming" " Will you be his witness?" " Yes, I will" "I hope your medicine satisfies you." "Let's go" "This wasn't our deal, Amira!" "Al-Ahram Studios?" "May I speak to Amira?" "On the phone?" "This is really urgent" " Please put me through" " Just listen to me" "Phone call" " What are you up to?" " We had a deal" " We made a pact" " You should have told us" " Why did you give in?" " Everything was going great" " We weren't going to budge" " We're different" " Our husbands will wonder" " And we can't say a word" "Hold it, let me speak" "I saw Samir's passport" "They were on board for six months" "Six months without anything feminine" "It was an all-male trip" " Ahmed, my sweet" " Sherif, my darling" "This is enough, we should go easy on them and make up for six months of deprivation" "Personally speaking, if I had the chance," "I would have married Samir time and again to make up for the wasted time" "What do you say, Mona?" "What do you say, Leila?" "Oh, Sherif!" "I am so sorry, I have made a mistake" "But I promise I will make it up to you" "Where is that dress he likes?" "Stop!" "Great, excellent" " Is the ma'zoun ready?" " Yes, Sir" " Bring him in, quickly" " Yes, Sir" "Lady Assila, how are you?" "I miss you" " Do you remember?" " I remember" "Remember when Samir was waiting for his fiancée and we were playing backgammon?" "Yes, wood, my love" " What can you do?" " Is that a challenge?" "You can't beat me" "Are you the ma'zoun?" "Yes" "You are too old fashioned, I need something modern" " A foreigner you mean?" " He's..." "You wait!" "Just pull off this contraption" "Damn you!" "Blasphemers!" "What a silly director!" "He is Mr. Mahmoud who will do Amira's marriage contract..." " I am so sorry" " We thought bad of you" " That's why Leila played Doctor" " And Mona played Party" " Bye" " Where to?" "To save what can be saved" "I want to do anything before our leave is through" "Let me see where Mr. Mahmoud is" "Let's do the marriage contract" " Don't be late" " No way" " Hurry up!" " Mahmoud?" "Yes, Sir" " Mr. Mahmoud" " Come here, would you?" "Do you think you can barge in here whenever you want?" "Have you seen the ma'zoun?" "Yes, I thought he was an actor" "I pulled at his beard, so he got mad and left" " He left?" " He left" " The ma'zoun?" " Yes" " I will show you" " Take your hands off" "Just take your hands off" "Okay" "Relevant sectors, stand by" "Show me what will you do" "Help!" "They are into karate" " He's good" " Our trip to Japan paid off" "You'll see, he'll pulverize them" "This is bad, guys" " What did he do to you?" " We are a team" "Say you're a bastard" "Bastard!" "What?" "Let them go" "What's going on?" "It's me" " Why are you battering them?" " I'm calling the police" "Get us some more men" " What movie is this?" " No idea" "The director told us to fight, we fought" "He told me too" "Get me Hassan Hamed" "I am ready" "We are not" "He's a movie star" " What is this?" " Thank you" "You are the star of my upcoming movie" "You may go on" "Action" "You fooled me and took me in like some guest star" "As long as you are working with me, no problem" "No problem at all" "Take this" "Did they vanish into thin air?" "We looked all over for them" " What about Mom?" " Didn't show up either" "Thanks, bye" "Where is Sherif?" " I want Ahmed, where is he?" " I don't know" "They are nowhere to be found in the studios" " I know where they are" " Where?" "At my place, let's go" "One second, I'll see if they are up there" "I accept wedding thee, as decreed by Allah and His Prophet" "And by the teachings of the great Imam" "Abi Hanifah" " Congratulations" " Thank you" "No, behave" " Who is it?" " Where are you going?" "No woman of mine opens doors to strangers" " I am master of the house" " Oh, dear" "Sorry, Sheikh Aly" "What are you waiting for?" "Get going" "You may go" "You took your fees... come on" "Why are you standing there?" "Thanks" "Bye-bye" "Mom!" "Get going" "Who are those?" "Mahmoud talked me into..." " Have you seen Samir?" " No, I haven't" "Where are you going?" "Let me introduce you to my husband, Mahmoud" " Your husband?" " Hello" "Why are you so upset?" "I mean, you'll have little..." "No, not that" "But on your way back, bring me 7 packets" " Packets of what?" " Contraceptives" " Cheeky girl" " What's wrong with the bulbs?" "Oh, no" "She did not promise to get me the contraceptives" "Come" " Mom?" " Run to your mommy" "What's wrong, son?" "Nothing, Mom." "Hello, Attiyat" "Hi, Sherif" "You believe me now?" "See what that prick of a wife has done" "He's not alone, his friends are the same" "Are you married, son?" "Yes, bloody married, unfortunately" " And you?" " Engaged" " Damn it" " What'll happen to you after marriage?" "Farewell, Mom" "When Mona comes, tell her I left" " How long this time?" " Six months, Mom" " Oh, poor son" " Take care" " Say hi to your husband" " Bye, Sherif" "God help us" " Roll up the windows" " No time for that" " The windows!" " Hurry up!" "It isn't ours, ditch it" "Is this our ship?" " Sir" " Why are you so late?" " Family problems" " Very drastic" "Awful" "I know all about it." "Your problems came before you" "What?" "I have permission to have them on board for 24 hours until we reach Beirut" "How will you come back from Beirut?" "Easy... by bus" " Up you go" " Thank you, Captain" "We aren't married yet" " If you please, Sir" " Do a marriage contract?" "Yes, Sir" "As soon as we're out of regional waters, I will" "Regional water, tap water, whatever you say, Sir!" "You are doomed, my love" " Ahmed" " What now?" "Be sensible" "What for?" "There are no sick people out there" "Please" " Do I fetch you some sick fishes?" " Oh, no, please" " What?" " The Captain wants you" " Who?" " The Captain" " Why?" " To witness a marriage" "Tell him I committed suicide" "Tell the Captain to have some shame" "No time for his practical jokes" "24 HOURS OF LOVE"