" Previously, on 90210..." " I think you're funny and smart." "And I think you're hot, too." "We're gonna have to keep this on the down low." "It could really hurt my reputation." "I was thinking the exact same thing." " Are you okay?" " I might have smoked some pot." " You smoke?" "Since when?" " Since..." "I realized that it really helps me get back into the water, you know," " after my accident." " What kind of person goes behind their friend's back and starts sleeping with their boyfriend?" "She didn't do it, all right?" "It was me." "I'm the one who cheated with Navid." " You bitch!" " Guys!" "Hey, guys!" "Honestly, Ade, I want our friendship back." " Break up with him." " I can't." "We've been friends for too long to let a guy come in between us." "I missed you." "I missed you, too." "♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪" "♪ I used to think maybe you loved me. ♪" "♪ Now, baby, I'm sure. ♪" "♪ And I just can't wait till the day ♪" "♪ when you knock on my door. ♪" "♪ Now, every time I go ♪" "♪ for the mailbox, got to hold myself down. ♪" "♪ 'Cause I just can't wait ♪" "♪ till you write me you're coming around. ♪" "♪ Now I'm walking on sunshine. ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh... ♪" "♪ I'm walking on sunshine. ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh... ♪" "♪ I'm walking on sunshine. ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh... ♪" "♪ And don't it feel good?" "♪" "♪ Hey!" "♪" "♪ All right, now... ♪" "♪ And don't it feel good?" "♪" "♪ Hey!" "♪" "♪ Yeah... ♪" "♪ I used to think maybe you loved me. ♪" "♪ Now I know that it's true. ♪" "♪ And I don't want to spend my whole life ♪" "♪ just a-waiting for you... ♪" " Naomi." " Hi." "Hey." "Wow." "I think you dislocated my scapula." "Oh." "Hey!" "You!" "Out!" "Now!" "Don't wash your hands." "You don't need to." "Use hand sanitizer." "Go!" "Girls' bathroom." " How taboo." " Well, I needed a kiss before class." "It's occupied!" "Oh." "I got you a present." "Oh..." "Come on." "Oh." "A shirt!" "Wow!" "That's nice." "It's not nice." "It's Gucci." "It's amazing, but it's..." "not exactly my style." "No offense, but your style sucks." ""Geology rocks"?" "Honey, I don't think so." "Look, Naomi..." "If I start swanning around in Gucci, my friends are going to know something's up." "So we have to be careful if we want to keep our relationship on the DL." "Oh, fine, you're probably right." "You can't be flaunting it around school." "But you could wear it this weekend." "Why don't I get a suite at some fabulous hotel." "We'll go swimming, get massages, order whipped cream, and you can eat it" " off of my..." " I can't." "I can't." "What, are you lactose-intolerant?" "No." "But it's the Annual Academic Invitational this weekend." "I'm the captain of the West Bev team." "You're such a nerd!" " What can I say?" " Well, what about tonight?" "I have whipped cream at home." "I'm just in hard-core study mode for the Invitational right now." "My teammate Alex and I are cramming all night." "Okay, fine, have your little cramfest with Alex." "Next weekend, you are mine." "It's a deal." "It's occupied!" "Come on!" "Hey, baby!" "Whoa!" "What do you think?" "I think, uh..." "I think..." " I think you have bright orange hair." " It's so cool, right?" "I woke up this morning, I looked in the mirror, and I was, like, I need a change." "Well, it's definitely a change." "It's..." " It's different." " Different, huh?" "Would that be..." "Different amazing or..." " Different fabulous?" " Well, uh, I'd have to go" " with different amazing." " Oh, why, thank you." "Oh, my God!" " Who did this to you?" " I did it myself." "Okay, the most important thing is do not panic." "Do you still have the package?" "Because you have a major lawsuit" " on your hands." " No." "Yes." "We're going to sue the jackasses who did this to you, and you're going to make serious bank." "But before that, I'm going to go search the lost-and-found for a hat." "Don't even listen to her." "Please." "She's just jealous, 'cause she knows she can't pull it off like I can." "Hang on a sec." "Hello?" "Yes, this is Erin Silver." "It's the NYU rep." "Absolutely." "3:00?" "Yes, yes, I know the Beach Club, sure." "Absolutely." "Thank you." "Bye." "Yeah!" "Oh, my God!" "I..." "I have my NYU alumni interview tomorrow." " Oh, my God!" " You're gonna be amazing." "Oh, but..." "But what about your hair?" "What about my hair?" "Uh, I just..." "It's a serious interview, and..." "You know what?" "You..." "You look great." "It's totally fine." "Just..." "Go for it." "Thanks." "You're gonna be great." "Whoa!" "What about this one?" "Oh, come on." ""Dog walker" is just a fancy way of saying pooper scooper." "I wonder if anyone's hiring one of those sign twirlers." "You'd be cute twirling a sign." "Ugh!" "This so hard." "If I can't find a job soon," "I'm never going to be able to afford going to college." "Well, hey, check this one out." ""Personal assistant." ""Looking for bright, self-motivated person" ""with great organizational skills in Hollywood Hills." " Discretion a must."" " Oh, my God." "Hollywood Hills?" "Discretion?" " That is totally a famous person." " Really?" "I don't know." "No." "I read about it all the time in tabloids." "Celebrities get you to sign these agreements so you don't spill their dirt to the press." "Yet you're reading about it in the tabloids." "Whatever." "You will be jealous when I'm hanging poolside with George Clooney." "Also in sports, girls' softball hurler Karen Franklin pitched what would have been a no-hitter were it not for the mighty bat of Malibu's Lacy O'Connell." "And still, the Lady Wildcats were victorious and remain undefeated as they enter postseason play." "In other news, this weekend, our Academic Invitational team competes in Oxnard, hoping to bring home the gold once again." "Now, an exclusive sneak peek at the brains behind the legend." "Hi." "I'm Max." "My passions are biology and astrophysics." "I'm the captain" " of the West Beverly Academic Invitational Team." " Shh!" "We've been state champs for two years running, and this weekend, we're going for our three-peat." "So put your hands together, give a loud West Bev cheer for your team." "Oh, hi." "Ooh." "My name's Gilbert." "Art history and archaeology are my interests." "Hi." "I'm Allen." "Chemistry is my bag." "And I'm Alex." "I love literature and history." "That's Alex?" "And together we're going to bring home the title." "Go, Wildcats!" "Now, you have a good day at school, sweetie." " Ugh." "I don't want to go." " Come on." "I'll walk you in." "Come on." "Is it that awful?" "Uh, yeah, Raj." "It's high school, okay?" "It's totally and utterly boring." "It's way more boring now that I'm not smoking pot anymore." "Yeah, I hear you." " Still, I'm proud of you." " Whatever." "Yo." "Hey, hey." "What's up, Raj?" "What's up, Ivy?" "Hello." "How you doing, Dixon?" "Hey, man, I'm..." "I'm living the dream." " I'm living the dream, guys." " Whatever." "See, now, why can't you have some of Dixon's positive go-get-'em energy?" "Because I'm cool, Raj." "Because I got better things to do with my life than just school." "Oh, hey, speaking of which..." "You know how, uh, Hurley is coming to town this weekend for that competition?" "They're scouting women for the team." "Yeah, yeah, I heard something about that." "I signed you up." "I'm sorry." "You what?" "Well, I..." "I know I should have asked you first, but there were only a few slots left," " so I thought..." " Well, dude, you thought wrong." "I'm..." "Raj, I'm not into that." "I'm not..." "I'm not interested." "Ivy, you make the team, and..." "And you're going to be traveling the world in, like, two months." "Surfing the best waves, living your dream." "Why wouldn't you want that?" "Because maybe I'm not a sellout, you know." "Maybe I don't need to sell my soul just to get a free trip to Bali." "Okay." "All right, my bad." "Sorry." "Hi, guys." "Sorry I'm late." "I had to tutor some freshmen." "No worries." "Hey, did anyone else get the apple pie?" " It's pretty good." " It does look good." "Psst." "What's up, Naomi?" " Hey." " Hey." "What do you know about that girl Alex?" "Alex Scarborough?" "She's brilliant." "Like, a bona fide genius." " Not when it comes to fashion." " Word is she's still deciding between Oxford and Harvard." "She fences, she plays chess." "She's like Tom Brady of the Academic Invitational team." "What exactly is the Academic Invitational thingie?" "It's pretty intense." "It's, like, all the smartest kids from the state compete at Oxnard Pacific every year." "Sounds lame." "Yeah, well, you'd think so, but, uh, it's notorious for actually having the craziest after-parties." " What?" " I guess that's what happens when you put all those repressed over-achievers in one hotel." "Oh, and I hear everybody hooks up and gets wasted." "It's crazy." "It's like one big nerd orgy." "Not interested." "I'm sorry?" "What are you selling, Girl Scout cookies?" "No." "Uh, I'm Annie." "I'm here for the job interview." "We..." "We spoke on the phone." "Of course we did." "I'm Marla." "Nice meeting you." "Whoa." "This place is very interesting." "Interesting." "Well, that's an interesting choice of words." "It's a mess." "Well, you know, uh, it's..." "It's just certainly well lived in." "Please, sit." "So, uh, you're looking for a personal assistant?" "Well, that's a little euphemistic." "Really, what I need is someone to get my affairs in order." "I have years' worth of junk here." "And some things, believe it or not, are not junk." "I need the whole place organized, cataloged and cleaned." "Oh." "Uh, okay." "Are you an honest person?" "Yes." "Do you do drugs?" "No." "I don't." "You're hired." "Oh." "Well, there's something about you, Annie, that I like." "And quite frankly, no one else applied, so the job is yours." "I'll give you a thousand a week." "A thousand dollars?" "No, yen." "Yes, dollars." "You want the job or not?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I want the job." "Okay, what about this one?" " To a college interview?" " Okay." "Then, how about just this one?" "Yeah?" " Are you serious?" " Yes, I'm serious." "I..." "I want to be an artist." "It's okay for me to look artistic." "I'm applying to film school, not law school." "Mmm, and certainly not hairdressing school." "You love it." "You are wound up about this interview, aren't you?" "Uh, yeah." "But I'm all prepared." "Well, practically." "What do I have to do?" "Uh, I have to finish burning the DVDs of my reel," "I have to print off my portfolio and fill my scooter with gas." "How about this one?" "You love this one, right?" "You're going to wear leopard print to a college interview?" "I just might." "Hey, girls." "Hey!" "I'm so glad you're here!" "I need help picking out my outfit for the interview, okay?" "Oh, and..." "What do you think?" "She did it to herself on purpose." "So there's no one to sue." "You like it?" "I love it." " It is so you." " Yeah?" " Thanks." " Mm-hmm." "Okay, West Beverly with a lead of 84 to 80 as we enter the final speed round." "You select the next topic." "From which arena would you prefer to answer questions..." "Medieval poetry or biology?" "Biology, please." "Excellent." "Here we go." ""The duodenum, jejunum and ileum are parts of what?"" "Calabasas Canyon." "The small intestine." "That is correct." ""To which taxonomic class do snails and slugs..."" " West Beverly." " Gastropods?" "Or gastropoda, correct." ""In the sexual reproduction" ""of bryophytes, zygotes synthesized by the union of gametes develop into..."" "West Beverly." " Sporangium." " That is correct." ""In a eukaryotic cell, where does the Krebs cycle occur?"" " West Beverly." " In the mitochondrial matrix." "That is correct." "For the third year in a row," "West Beverly Hills High School advances to the finals." "Congratulations, Wildcats." "Hey." " Hey." "So how's George?" " Oh, fantastic." "Yeah?" "You guys hanging poolside?" "Oh, yeah." "You know," "Matt and Brad just came by." "We've all been chillin'." "I think we're gonna go to Lake Como soon." "Ooh, now I'm getting jealous." "Please." "I've been cleaning all afternoon, and I still have not made a dent in all the junk that this lady has." "I swear to God, she makes the Gray Gardens chicks look like Martha Stewart." " Well, hang in there, okay?" " Hmm, yeah." "I mean, for a grand a week, I'll do whatever the packrat wants." "I'm just not sure how she can afford it." "I mean, I guess it's from not having a cleaning lady for fifty years." " Aw!" " You okay?" "Ugh, I made a mess." "Like that's even possible in this place." "I'll..." "I'll call you later, okay?" " All right." "Hey, enjoy Lake Como." " All right." "Ciao." "Ah." "No way." "Oh." "What are you doing?" "Oh, my God, I'm..." "I'm..." "I'm so sorry." "I was looking for a broom." "And then I saw the box." "And I was looking at your things." "Well, don't." "I just..." "I mean, I can't believe it." "You were on the cover of Life magazine." "I mean, you're famous." "I used to be." "I used to be Marla Templeton." "I can't believe that you're an actress." "I'm an actress, too." " Well, aspiring anyway." " Yes, I thought you might be." "This town is lousy with aspiring actors and actresses." "Everyone who parks your car or serves you a salad is wanting to be an actor." "Yet very few people bother learning to act." "Yeah, well, that's what I'm hoping to do." "It's why I need this job, actually." "I really want to go to college and study acting." "Well, good luck to you." "It's not an easy career, but it can be quite interesting." "Interesting sounds good to me." "I just want to learn." "Um, I saw that picture with you and the guy from Easy Rider, Peter Fonda." "Are you guys friends?" "Friends..." "Uh..." "Uh, you could say that." "Good old Peter." "There was a time when Peter and I had a standing date every Thursday night at Musso and Frank." "What's Musso and Frank?" ""What's Musso and Frank?"" "You really do have a lot to learn." "I bet you can't juggle while reciting pi." "What do you think I am, a moron?" "3.14159265358979..." "Hey!" "Oh, hell no!" "Housekeeping." "Stay the hell away from him!" "Naomi Clark." "What are you doing here?" "Yeah, what are you doing here?" "I'm here to stop you from boinking this little whore." "Memorize this, you brainy slut..." "If you don't stay away from my boyfriend," "I will send your head to Oxford and the rest of your corpse to Cambridge." " But..." "But..." " But nothing." "If you so much as look at him again, you're dead." " Naomi..." " Oh, my God!" " Will you..." " Alex." "Alex, please..." "Alex." "What is your problem?" "What's my problem?" "What is your problem, Max?" "What exactly were the two of you planning" " to do in here, huh?" " Study." "Look around, Naomi." "You were going to study?" "Yeah." "This is our team's room." "We came in here to cram because we made it to the finals." "Congratulations." "Naomi, how could you think that Alex and I...?" "Because I'm going crazy, okay?" "Because of the sneaking around and the lying and not being able to tell anybody that we're together." "It's messing with my head." "I can't take it." "Maybe we should just break up." "What the hell just happened?" "Uh..." "There was just a misunderstanding." "Did you talk to Alex?" "Where is she?" "Getting in her mom's car, driving back to L.A." " What?" " I tried to reason with her, but for the first time in her life," "Alex was highly irrational." " Alex quit?" " Yes, and the final round starts imminently." "If we don't have a fourth teammate, we'll be disqualified." "Okay, okay." "Look, don't..." "Don't freak." "Um, there's some guys here from West Bev." " One of them could fit in..." " You know the rules." "Each team needs a female." "There are no females here to watch us." "We're totally screwed." "What are you all looking at me for?" "Welcome, everyone, to the 2011 Academic Invitational finals." "Dominguez Hills High versus West Beverly High." "Captains, are your teams ready?" "We are ready." "Uh, we're ready, too." "This is a huge mistake." "I don't know the state capitals, and I definitely don't know the presidents." "I mean, frankly, I don't really understand gravity." "I pretend to, but I don't." "I think it has something to do with apples." "Listen, you don't have to say a word, okay?" " Okay, okay." "Okay." " Today's final round category from world history is "Empires and Colonies."" "And by the draw, West Bev is first up." "Here you go." ""Historians generally agree that this empire is considered the first of the modern era."" "West Bev answering." "Oh!" "Oh, I'm sorry, Your Honor." "That was an accident." "I need an answer." "Um..." "Rome?" "Incorrect." "Dominguez Hills." "That would be the Akkadian Empire." "That is correct." ""What is the South Pacific territory that has resisted becoming independent from New Zealand?"" "No, no, no!" "This is Raj." "Leave a message." "Um, hey, it's me." "Um..." "I'm here." "Where are you at?" "You know it's dangerous to leave me alone with all this food." "So I hope you're on your way." "And I guess I'll see you soon." "Bye." "Help!" "Help me!" "Somebody, help!" "Hey!" "Hey, you guys, I think..." "I think somebody needs help out there!" "Will somebody help?" "!" "Help!" "Help!" "Hey!" "Raj?" "What...?" "What are you doing?" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine!" "Ivy, you did it!" "You're in the water!" "You..." "Oh, my God!" "I cannot believe you!" "Ivy!" "Ivy, wait." "Oh, my God." "What is wrong with you?" "Did you just trick me?" " Ivy." " No." "Do you realize how psychotic that is?" "You..." "You just pretended to drown, Raj!" "I mean, God, how stupid do you have to be?" "!" "I just..." "I just wanted you to get back in the water." "You did it, Ivy." "You got back in the water." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "What makes you think that I didn't want to get into the water?" "Well, the other day, after you acted so weird about the competition, I spoke to Dixon, and he..." "He told me everything." "Did he?" " Look, Ivy, I'm sorry." " Wow." "But I know you, Ivy..." "You're a surfer." "And now you can surf." "I mean..." "I was doing something for the greater good here." "Screw you, Raj." " Ivy!" " Enjoy the picnic!" "Oh, thank you, Manny." " A martini for you." " Mmm." "Just what I needed." "Mmm!" "We're going to have two New York steaks, medium rare," " and a side of creamed spinach." " Would you like a baked potato with that?" " Sure." " Sour cream and chives and butter?" "Just bring it on." "That's what Bette Davis used to order." "You ate with Bette Davis?" "No." "How old do you think I am?" "Don't answer that." "When I first started coming here in the '60s, this place was already a legend." "That's why we liked it." "We were fascinated with Old Hollywood." " Oh, me, too." " So I gather." "I didn't mean..." "Oh, Annie, I'm just teasing you." "So you used to come here with Peter Fonda?" "Sure, sure." "But everyone came here." "Cassavetes and I used to split an egg salad sandwich and plot how we were going to make the leap from theater to film." "You hung out with John Cassavetes?" "Sure, I did." "It was an interesting time." "Oh, the stories I could tell you." "Please tell them." "Tell..." "Tell me everything." "Teach me." "Excuse me." "Oh, it's just my mom." "I'll press "Ignore."" "What?" "Don't ignore your mother." "Oh, it's no big deal." "You're going to learn from me?" "Lesson one:" "Don't ignore your mother." "Okay." "I'll be right back." "Hi, Mom." "No, I'm good." "I'm great, actually." "Hi!" "Are you Christopher Smith?" "I am." "You must be Erin Silver." "I'm sorry." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "You can call me Silver, by the way." "All my friends do." "Not that I think that we're friends, but I hope that we will be." "Anyway, I'm so sorry I'm late." "It's all right." "I'm glad I waited." "I'm so sorry." "I ran out of gas, and then I ran." " You ran?" " Nearly a mile." "I felt like I was in Run, Lola, Run." "Certainly got the hair for it." " You a fan of that movie?" " I loved it." "Well, I mean, I'm a Tom Twyker fan in general." "I liked Perfume a lot, and I thought the movie was better than the book." "And now, Twyker is directing Cloud Atlas, and that's going to be one tough book to top." " You read Cloud Atlas?" " More like I devoured it!" "You know what's weird?" "David Mitchell wrote a novel called Black Swan Green, right?" "And the star of Black Swan, the movie, is Natalie Portman, who I hear is supposed to be starring in Cloud Atlas." "That is interesting." "What did you think of Black Swan?" "Well, normally, I am not such an Aronofsky fan..." "He's a little too melodramatic for my taste..." "But in this case, I thought the melodrama totally suited the story." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "This place is so beautiful." "Everything's so old." "I said "everything," not "everyone."" "What are you doing?" "I'm sorry?" "How dare you just sit right next to me?" "!" "Marla..." "What are you, a stalker or something?" "What?" "It's me, Annie." "I work for you." "I've been cleaning your house, and I'm organizing your things...?" "Annie..." "Are you okay?" "Getting old is a bitch, Annie." "Anyway, Cassavetes, he was a real character, all right." "He started out as an actor, you know." "Not just any old type of actor." "A method actor." "Which would have been fine except for the type of roles that he played." "So it all comes down to this final question worth ten points." "West Beverly, if you are correct, you will be victorious, but if you are wrong, we will have a new state champion on our hands." "Saint Barthélemy, otherwise known as "St. Barts,"" "is a Caribbean island owned by the French." "In St. Barts' coat of arms, what non-French language appears in the bottom banner?" "You have thirty seconds." "Oh, I know this one!" " Naomi, come on." " No, I used to vacation there all the time, okay?" "This one time, I was hanging out on the beach topless waiting for my masseuse." " Naomi..." " No, hear me out, okay?" "Being topless is not a big deal because my regular masseuse is Pierre, and he's totally gay." "But this Olaf guy shows up." "Blonde, beefy, totally straight." "So I threw a fit, right?" "But eventually we start talking." "And I asked him how some guy named Olaf ends up in the Caribbean, and he tells me how his ancestors settled there years ago." "And he said..." "I remember clear as day... that the island used to be a Swedish colony." "And so, the answer is Swedish." "What about an era the island was inhabited by indigenous peoples?" "I say Amerindian." "Agreed." "There's historical precedence for this." "Amerindian." "It doesn't make sense." "It's Swedish, Max." "Five seconds." "That would be, uh..." "That would be..." "That..." "That would be Swedish." "That would be..." "Incorrect!" "The correct answer is Amerindian." "Congratulations, Dominguez Hills High, our new state champion!" "Thanks for nothing." "Ah!" "Ah ha ha!" "There you go." " Hey." " Hi!" "Hey." "So how'd it go?" "Amazing!" "I just had the best interview that you could possibly imagine." "I mean, seriously, imagine the best interview ever." "Mine was better!" "That sounds great." "It was beyond great!" "It was..." "It was stupendous, Navid." "Me and this..." "This alumni guy, Christopher, we just..." "We sat down and talked for hours!" "I'm going to NYU!" "Seriously, I nailed it." "I got to go." "I'm gonna call you back later." "I have so much stuff to do." "Okay, bye." "Leave a message." "Hi, Christopher." "Uh, this is Erin Silver." "I just wanted to call and say what a pleasure it was to meet you today." "I mean, you really inspired me, like..." "Anyway, thank you." "Um, I hope that I talk to you soon." "Bye." "Leave a message." "Christopher, me again." "Hey." "Um, got another question for you." "I was thinking about NYU, and I need your opinion." "Do I need to live in a dorm, or should I just live somewhere off campus?" "Let me know." "Thanks." "Bye." "Leave a message." "Hey, Christopher, uh, it's Silver again." "Hey, look, I just had another thought." "And it's about, uh, Black Swan, which is what we were talking about today." "And, by the way, that was just the coolest thing to meet you." "I know I already said that, but anyway..." "Black Swan..." "Okay, you know how when Nina is looking at her doppelganger in that one scene where she's, like, in the dance studio looking in the mirror?" "I don't really understand how they shot that." "And, by the way, the whole Black Swan thing..." "Ivy Sullivan does it again." "Gnarly wave, Ms. Sullivan." "Hey." "Nice ride out there." "Hey, Ivy." "Tyler Crawford." "I'm with Hurley." "Hey." "Are you sponsored?" "No." "No, I just, um..." "You know, like, school tournaments and stuff." "I have a feeling that's going to change soon." "You're good." "Like, real good." "We'll be in contact." "Okay, cool." "Thanks, man." "Hey, Raj." "You're here." "So are you." "I watched you." "You were awesome." "Yeah..." "I was okay." "And I was stupid." "You were right." "Yeah, well, maybe it was a good stupid thing you did." "Really?" "I guess." "I mean, yeah, I was scared this morning, but..." "I knew I could do it, so I just said," ""Screw you, fear," and I did it." "Would it be sappy of me to say that I am proud of you?" "Yeah, maybe a little bit." "Well, I don't care." " I'm proud of you." " Thanks." "I'm sorry, Ivy." " I'm really sorry." " Seriously, Raj, next time you fake me out like that, I'm going to let you drown." " Oh, yeah?" " No, no, no." "Actually, I'm going to make you drown." "I'm going to drown you like you're some little kitten or something." "Hey." "Hey." "You want a ride to school?" "Oh, I'm actually already at Marla's." "I have first period off, so I thought I'd get a few hours in." "Okay." "How is she doing?" "Better." "Better." "I don't know what yesterday was, but she seems to be herself again." "She's pretty amazing, you know." "I was watching one of her old movies online last night, and she totally blew me away." "Well, that's cool." "She is pretty cool." "Okay." "Well, good." "I'm glad you guys are bonding." "I'm a lot less jealous than I would be if it was George Clooney." "See you at school?" " All right." "I'll see you later." " Bye." "In third place, Amy Armstrong." "In second place, Sabrina Finnegan." "And in first place, Ivy Sullivan!" "Hello?" "Dr. Harris's office." "Hi." "Um, this is Raj Kher." "And, um, I'm calling because I wanted to schedule my post-chemo checkup." "Okay, it says here you were due for a checkup two months ago." "We've been calling you every week." "Yeah, I know." "Um..." "And I've been avoiding your calls every week." "But, uh..." "I think I'm ready now." "Hey." "Hey." "Look, I'm really sorry." "I made a mess out of everything this weekend." "I'm an idiot, as if you didn't already know that." "You're not an idiot." "Um, there's something I have to tell you." "Um, after the Invitational, there's this famous party that takes place at the hotel." "I went to it, and..." "And it was pretty nuts." "There were a lot of girls there, you know." "I mean, just acting wild and blowing off steam." "Yeah?" "And..." "Well, I was surrounded by all these girls..." "But all I could think about was you." "Really?" "Really." "I want to be with you, Naomi." "And I'm sick of all this sneaking around, too." "You're my girl." "And I want everyone to know that." "So..." "What do you say?" "You want to be my, like..." "official girlfriend?" "I know, with my track record, you may not believe me, but I happen to know the answer to this question." "As long as you don't say Swedish." "The answer is, "Hell, yes.""