"I was eyewitness to the most incredible story I've ever known." "Bob Wise Trainer" "It's about a guy who wasn't big, strong or gifted..." "But he was sure he'd be the greatest boxer ever." "Show your fists." "Is that tight?" "Clench your fists." "Take a swing." "He's right, even through all that gibberish... if you wanna quit, we'll find an excuse." "There's no reason to..." "It's better than risking a bad fight." "They'll understand." "You've come this far." "You're popular." "They love you." "Isn't that enough?" "Think about it." "You're pigheaded." "Go on, swing!" "Okay, cool it." " Can we talk to him?" " Hold it." "I'm not done." "You OK?" "We're very proud of you." "But if you want to stop, we'll still be proud." "Wanna call it off?" "Your mother and I wanted to say, we know that... life's not always been easy for you... but how can I say, I..." "Your parents love you." "Yes, that's it." "Chin up, son." "You're in deep now." "He's trying to say something." "I'll take it out." "The story is about Casablanca Driver." "Todo Mach!" "In 1940, the country was in crisis," "During these hard times," "Casablanca was born," "His unemployed parents, unable to care for another child, abandoned him at a boxing club," "Taken in by St, Patrick's orphanage," "Casa, a difficult child, had to wait 7 long years to find a family," "The Drivers, an average couple, had sought to adopt for years," "Casablanca was offered to them," "Mr. and Mrs. Driver, how can I say this..." "Until then, the Drivers only had dogs, and grabbed at their chance," "So, what do you feed a child?" "My son was..." "Mr. and Mrs. driver Casablanca's Adoptive Parents" "John and Cathy Driver came from the South," "John sold Storm vacuums door-to-door while his wife Cathy took care of their dogs," "Allergic to Terrier hair, Cathy became sterile," "He should be here already." "Help me." "I can't see a thing." "This darn knot." "Let me." "Do something about your eyes." " You gave them the right address?" " Of course!" "It's him!" "It's him!" "On April 27, 1947," "Casablanca Driver came to his new home," "Don't worry, honey." "It'll be fine." "What are you doing, Casa?" "Casablanca adapts quickly to his new life," "I don't know what you're trying to say, but I see you still don't feel at home here." "In any case, it's a pity to abuse the dishes." "It's counter productive." "Good student and classmate, everybody loved him," "The St, Patrick's priest said he was an angel," "Up until his 8th birthday," "Casa had invited his friends to a costume party," "Robin Hood is stupid." "Toby, why are you dressed as a princess?" "When Martin, the little Johnson boy, arrived," "Why, it's Mrs. Johnson and little Martin." "Happy birthday, Casa." "Thank Martin." "Fate was unkind, as Casa and Martin wore the exact same costume," "And that's when trouble began," "Martin JOHNSON Casablanca's Ex-classmate" "I never understood why he turned on me that day." "That cost me 1 5 years of therapy." "From then on, Casa's life was never the same," "My son was..." "We have pictures somewhere." "That traumatic birthday, which therapists deemed a "refusal to confront his alter ego ", manifested in adolescence through violent acts to paired objects," "Excuse us, but... my wife isn't the most organized person." "Let's see..." "NEWSREEL" "Current events:" "Up North, boxer" "Sam Waterson was attacked in the ring by a teenager." "The boy tried repeatedly to rip his gloves off." "After being arrested, when asked his identity, the boy merely replied, and I quote," ""Casablanca Driver." "Todo Mach, Todo Mach."" "The boy was taken to a house of corrections." "I remember him well." "Terence BRANDT Penitentiary Director" "He had a strange habit of punching his cell walls." "Problem was, the walls were concrete... so he spent a lot of time in the infirmary." "Prison wasn't a great thing for Casa." "Quite the opposite." "I remember an anecdote about Casa." "He wore tight shorts." "It was weird for the others." "How's it going, Kiki?" "His buddies in the gym always tried to tear off his shorts." "Willy STEVENS Casablanca's lnmate" "His first girlfriend..." "At the St, Patrick's psych ward prom," "Sandy O'Brien, a klepto and an aspiring anorexic, falls for Casablanca," "Theirs is a torrid relationship," " What are your favourite things?" " Boxing." "Not bad." "Mine's literature." " You like literature?" " Much bouco." "Mea poeta, jo." "Really, you're a poet!" "I love poetism." "Every moment together burns with intensity," "How do you know when you have a poem in your own head?" ""El Boxador"." "Solo en el ring." "Solo en la life." "Es el boxador." "Jo hite, publicas cheers otros jeers." "I gotta pee." "Boxador falls, fans bawls." "Este es boxador." "Este day boxador quits, fans falling into bits porque boxing es life." "Remember this one?" "En la life del boxador amor del boxing." "Esta es la life del boxador." "That's really neat." " The banana split?" " Jo!" " The Peach Melba?" " Jo." "Thank you, Ma'am." "This first love transforms Casa," "With Sandy, he learns about sharing," "He goes from potentially violent to passionately romantic," "With Sandy, he is tender, loving and delicate," "At her side, he's a changed man," "He shows his true self, fragile and sensitive," "Sandy is charmed," "Esta por wipey." "Una poco la." "They lived in perfect harmony," "They'd spend hours together talking, gazing in complete silence," "Casa thought their love would last forever, as he'd finally met someone who understood him," "Alas, Sandy moved, ending the affair," "Casa fell into a deep depression," "You know Casa..." "Eddy GARAN Brown Wrapping Paper Collector he spent a lot more time in prison and in cuckoo wards, than in the ring." "Casa undergoes therapy with Dr. Brenson, psychiatrist specialized in phobias associated with pairs," "What do you see here?" "Un stain." "A stain." "Interesting." " Some candy?" " No, gracias." " A pretzel?" " No, gracias." "A little drink?" "I'll have a pretzel myself." "So, Mister Driver, tell me who you are." "Me man... me seems loco." "No es loco." "Otros no understand, understand me loco." "Me no loco." "Like un fly living con wasps." "Todo wasps think el fly es loco." "El wasp es different." "Pero el fly no like el wasp." "Es normal que otros flies not understand language del wasp." "What?" "Su has understood what jo say." "The therapeutic sessions with Dr. Brenson were decisive in the life of Driver," "He advised Casa to become a boxer," "Casa's debut was promising," "Fast, cunning, and aggressive," "This made him a formidable adversary," "Doctor Brenson had been right," "Polandska says, "No es mi pants, es mi short!"" ""Es mi short!"" "For Casablanca Driver, his first amateur match had come," "Todo mach!" "Lea driver Casablanca's Wife" ""Todo mach." That was his favourite phrase." "It was his mantra." "He'd repeat it, I don't know, 40 or 50 times a day." "I dunno what it meant..." ""It's coo... coo... cool," ""it's cool, it's cool." ""Everything's fine", I dunno." "Who cares." "He always had a curious way of talking." "We had a hard time understanding, but never knew where it came from." "No, never." "You must understand" "Casa's story made no sense at all." "To begin with, the way he talked..." "No one ever understood him." "Some thought he came from Eastern Europe, like maybe," "from Costa Rica." "Or an Eskimo." "No one really knew." "No one." "Today it's easy, but now..." "Back then no one knew what he was saying." "That's important." "Jo makes you mince meat que even el butcher not gives to porcos, porque jo destroy tu face." "Jo force like lightning, you feel it con me punch." "Driver's career stagnated for several years." "Until a man came along who changed his fate," "Jean Vanderkofen owned a casino in Belgium," "Yourgen  Kurt, famous domestic animal tamers!" "With their Five-Bunny Tower, and their fabulous Performing Angora Cat!" "And an amazing round of Hamster Wrestling!" "Yourgen  Kurt, incredible!" "Joe MATEO Casablanca's Agent" "And now, ladies and gentlemen..." "Tonight you'll howl with pleasure!" "A big round of applause for... the Girls from Paris!" "He worked very hard for his town." "Pierre JANOS Mr. Vanderkofen's Deputy Manager" "But his true dream was to organize boxing matches and make his casino famous." "And that's how" "Vanderkofen started planning the fight of the century" "Coll MURRAY Sports Journalist to be held in his town." "For this big fight," "Vanderkofen wanted to invite" "Jimmy La Renta, current champ," "He was a real boxer." "Like a Timothy MacBurn, an Ernie Chambers." "Back then, they didn't fuck around!" "He was powerful." "Others didn't stand a chance." "La Renta took 32 victories, with 28 KO'd in no time." "Nothing like him before." "Man, what the fuck's all this shit?" "Damn!" "Wrong number." "No problem." "Bye." "Hearing of the Belgian's search for a La Renta adversary," "Driver boldly decides to go," "He visits Bob Wise, a renowned coach, to propose training with him and organizing a Casa vs, La Renta match," "I remember that first day Casa showed up here." "Wanted me to help him with that La Renta match, asking me to get in touch with La Renta's coach, who I knew, because we were in the army together." "And I said no." "For ten days, he showed up every day saying..." "Todo Mach!" "Todo Mach!" "No me afraid!" "Very forte!" "Todo Mach!" "So he finally wore me down." "You're screwing that TV good, Danny." "Several days later, Wise and Driver pay a visit to Max Schurch, La Renta's coach," "Gracias." "I was in the neighbourhood and I thought" "I'd drop by." "No, thanks, I quit." "I got something to tell ya." "It might seem crazy, but..." "You'll think I'm nuts..." "Chill, man." "I'm listening." "That guy there, behind the window... he wants to fight La Renta." "I peeked through the blinds and what did I see..." "Before I had a chance to explain..." "Max threw me out of his office." "And Casa was waiting for me with that stupid grin." "It's terrible." "Television Repairman" "I never knew why I couldn't fix that damned TV." "Vanderkofen heard an unknown wanted to fight La Renta, and ran to Max Schurch," "La Renta the champ vs, Driver the top outsider sounded like big money," "Pierre, the contract." "We don't smoke here." "It was a contract for millions of dollars." "At first I thought it was a joke." "But Vanderkofen wasn't kidding." "He wanted La Renta at any price." "Max Schurch was facing him." "He thought himself impressive, but no." "No one is impressive with tobacco on his nose." "No." "Never." "It was over." "He wouldn't budge." "It was hopeless." "The fight would never be." "That's enough now." "It's over!" "You dance like cows." "The steps are important!" "It's weak, not together." "The colours suck, nothing's right." "Shit!" "It's over!" "But luck smiled on Casablanca Driver," "La Renta was scheduled to fight Pitsy Kramer in Orlando, but Pitsy had a car accident and cancelled," "Bad luck for La Renta, who counted on it to prepare for the World Championship, the following month in Denver," "The financial backers urged Schurch to re-contact Joe Mateo, Casablanca Driver's agent," "I accept." "It was in the bag." "The most surrealistic match in boxing history could now happen." "It was the best day of my life." "It was the worst failure of my life." "I was dismayed." "It was the worst day of my life." "What's this all about, exactly?" "Who are you people?" "I didn't give a damn, I tell you." "Totally!" "He'd get knocked out one more time." "You can come back." "Yes?" "Take it easy." "Another question?" "Go away!" "On April 12, 1969, Casablanca Driver leaves for Brussels," "The media largely ignores the event," "It was Driver's first foreign trip, leaving his wife and family who would join him days later," "Casa was focused on the fight," "Nothing could distract him from his goal;" "La Renta," "We left as unknowns, but when we arrived in Belgium we were suddenly celebrities..." "almost." "Casablanca didn't expect this welcome," "He went crazy, To him, 5 people meant a crowd," "What jo think..." "We alerted local media to Casa's arrival and to the peculiarity of this match which would pit a known boxing champion against a total loser," "Que sicko?" "Que sicko?" "Es jo sicko?" "Without becoming a spectacle, it drew curiosity from some." "Excuse me." "No, not at all." "Not very nice." "Casa is soon joined by his wife," "My little TV crew, ready for the tour?" "Now we're in the vestibule." " How do Belgians say "vestibule"?" " Vestibule." "He's the worst man I ever met." "An Unidentified Person" "That's true." "We met in a wrecking yard." "Here's Casa's collection of wiper blades." "Are any of you wiper experts?" "Because he's got one here from Elvis Presley's car." "I worked there back then, and he liked coming to tear off wipers." "That's nuts." "Who did that?" "Here's the living area." "Ignore the mess." "Housecleaning's not our bag." "With 146 square meters, 5 bedrooms, 4 baths and a little laundry room." "It's..." "This way." "Watch your step!" "Yes, we had one child." "A son." "Daddy, why can't we see anything?" "One more word and you're all out." "We were quickly married." "We were supposed to go to the Caymans." "But when Casa saw the airport hotel, he wanted to stay there." "This is just great..." "I get the feeling that you and I, ever since the beginning, that we don't communicate." "At first I found your habits charming, your little, you know, "extraterrestrial" side." "It didn't bother me." "It was a game, or just a shy phase that would pass." "But now I see, with time, I know that it won't ever pass." "I really feel I'm living with an autistic person." "And still I think I love you." "In fact I'm sure of it." "But you understand that love needs maintenance." "You need to help make this love last." "Understand?" "Jo understand." "Really?" "You really understand?" "Jo understand." "This is incredible." "Casa, this is the first time you speak to me... normally." "You know, with words." "It's amazing!" "Jo understand." "You understand what..." "that it's amazing?" "You okay?" "Want something to drink?" "What's my name?" "On April 17, 1969," "Driver gives his first press conference," "The stakes are huge, He'd better be credible," "Jo boxador que fight like master." "La Renta fights como un penguin!" "A question?" "George Devulf, from the Wallon Courier." "Mr. Driver, have you devised a combat strategy?" "What?" "What is your combat strategy?" "For the fight." "Forget it." "No understand." "George DEVULF Journalist, Wallon Courier" "I don't know what happened." "I really started to doubt myself." "I wondered if I'd not been clear, or..." "In any case, it was pivotal in my life." "After that day, I gave up journalism." "I became a taxidermist." "I stuff seagulls and beavers." "In a few moments Casa became a curiosity." "From then on, everyone started to bet not just on the winner, but on how long he'd last in the ring." "Casa's a loser." "Gordon agrees, he's a loser." "Meanwhile, he's 1 000 to 1, so if someone bet on Casa and won, he could become the richest man alive." "Still, he's the biggest ass alive, right, Gordon?" "The Stupidest Guy in the World" "I wouldn't have bet a sock on Casa." "Socks!" "Casa was gonna be massacred." "That was clear." "And for me, like others at the time, the La Renta vs. Driver fight seemed the most mismatched in boxing history." "Maybe that's not an "8"." "Yes, it is an "8"." "To give Casa a fighting chance," "Bob Wise, his coach, called in the best sparring partners," "Casa would have to focus on his training," "To say that Casa began training isn't quite exact." "He never began, because his life was training." "Like that?" "Like that." "Great, just like that." "Swing!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Pardon." "Get the journalists outta here!" "Reflex and speed, go!" "You're hit!" "You want that one?" "Ok." "Work those feet in sequence, right/left, left/left..." "Let's get those cameras outta here." "It's not too hard." "Do the same." "Good job, Francis." "I'm surprised he can do it." "It's no surprise..." " What's up?" " Jo no happy!" "Micky, no worries, I'll lock up." "You worked hard tonight." "You know what my Daddy said, Big Robert Wise..." "You can train hard and go deep, but don't forget boxing's not just a sport." "It's a philosophy, and you need to understand that." "You know, we know you love to box, always shadow-boxing, all day, your hands always taped..." "But what I wanna say is it's in life, it's in the head, think about that, if not, we're heading for a crash." "If you wanna get ahead, be better." "You gotta understand." "Your head will make the strategy for the fight... and that's the result and direction to take." "It's the same in life." "Your head will help you as a boxer to find your rhythm, balance, discipline, to find "the fight"." "That's your real problem." "It's that people think you're not... you don't reflect very much." "The head must think." "It must reflect." "And I think we'll get there." "You agree?" "You see what I'm saying?" "I'm not too sure." "Maybe we won't make it." "Swing, more energy, it's not ballet!" "Alright, easy on the legs, cross, sequence!" "Stop now, that's great!" "That's what I wanna see." "Great!" "Now take a break." "Someone pick up Casa." "Francis, the wheelbarrow!" "It was pathetic." "It was complicated." "It was dismaying." "Will you stop now?" "I don't know who you're talking about!" "While his entourage started to waver," "Casablanca Driver had no doubts," "He might not have La Renta's experience, but energy and drive were his best features," "Although the boxer was confident, tragedy struck at the height of his ascent," "Casa was in a convertible... sitting in the back..." "Greeting the crowd of 5 fans when the car turned down the main street where..." "It was a shock," "As Casablanca paraded through the motley crowd, a lunatic attacked the boxer," "In these images we see a man emerge from the crowd of five, seize an object resembling an exercise bike, and hurl it in the direction of Casablanca," "The bike struck Driver in the face, the shock throwing his head into the front seat," "At that instant, Bob Wise climbed over the back struggling to grab an unidentified object," "I lost my precious signet ring." "The confusion is quickly settled," "The attacker is Billy Bob Hanton, former marine racing cyclist," "In explaining his act, Hanton declared that he didn't understand why a loser like Casa should be luckier than he," "Dragged into prison," "Hanton insists that authorities return his bike," "Casablanca is taken to emergency services, where his condition remains critical," "The attack puts Casa in the headlines," "The shocked commoners rush to the hospital in support," "What happened to that boxer is terrible." "To show solidarity, I've grown my moustache." "Ladies and gentlemen, the condition of Casablanca Driver is critical." "At this time, the diagnosis is unsure." "Thank you." "Of course we came." "You said it." "Who told you?" "What do you mean, "too late"?" "We were victims of a miscommunication." "He's dead?" " Shit!" " How can that be?" "I didn't know an exercise bike could kill." "After the blow, his heart couldn't... hold on." "Coffee, Joe?" "Stupid as he was, he couldn't live long." "No, I mean he wasn't..." "Let's get real." "You wanted his cash, not his intellect." "Or his athletic ability..." "Now wait a minute!" "Despite his injuries, Casablanca miraculously recovers," "In fact, Mr. Driver's physical state was horrendous." "Dr. Henri CAUWER Chief Doctor" "He had a fractured nose, a split lip, two cracked ribs... and hundreds of bruises." "It was out of the question he return to boxing 4 weeks later and against a killer, to boot." "No, sorry." "Wrong number." "Casa will return home." "He will rest up and forget boxing." "That's really the best thing for him." "Thanks for your time." "A wise decision, but everyone was disappointed." "Even me, who always thought this fight was a big joke, I was disappointed." "Deep down, I couldn't help thinking" ""What if he's right?" "If he took La Renta?"" "What a scoop." "It's huge!" "But my mind kept changing." "I thought, impossible." "Casa's just a bum, he's not..." "But I still wanted to believe in him." "It affected me." "It almost depressed me." "And I wasn't alone." "Freudian-Lacanian-Jungian Therapy" "Let me by." "I'm much more depressed than you." "I'm downing 2 bottles a day." "How can you prove it?" "Let him pass." "Public pressure mounted day by day," "Casablanca Driver became a sort of hero," "To the everyday man, it was clear, Casa must fight," "He'll make a comeback." "I believe in miracles!" "Casa vs. La Renta is Samson vs. Goliath." "and Casa's Goliath, I mean Samson..." "Anyway, Casa's gotta win." "The Casa vs, La Renta fight makes the papers, forcing Joe Mateo to retract his statement," "After a few weeks' delay, Casablanca Driver would fight La Renta," "Sono forte!" "Todo Mach!" "Very forte!" "I don't get it." "Since the attack, his odds went from 1 000-1 to 1 0-1." "I don't get it." "You get that, Gordon?" "There's a problem." "Jo beat La Renta!" "Beat La Renta!" "Me force es like toro que tramples..." "Casa takes advantage of his rest to seize\e all possible media coverage," "Son man much forte del mundo!" "Still here with us after nearly 100 years," "Please welcome the dinosaur of Belgian TV, ladies and gentlemen, Mr, Chris Morin!" "1 00 years!" "Thanks, George." "But don't forget it may be 1 00 years for me, but you, behind the scenes... remember one of us has more talent." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Tonight we welcome a man who's been the talk of the town since coming to Belgium." "Let's give a warm welcome to the boxer Casablanca Driver!" "Me much fine!" "Much of honore!" "We're honoured, too, thanks." " And if you'd like..." " Jo say hello to me Papa." "Y hello to me Mama." " Hello, me Papa!" " Here." "Ac?" "No, ac." "Hello, me Mama!" "Yes." "Hello, Dad, Mom..." "Would you like to sit with us?" " Es la cam?" " Yes, camera." "There's 2, here and there." " And 2 chairs." "Can we get started?" " Y un cam ac?" "That's right." "If you please, Casablanca Driver..." "Casa's taking a walk around." "Casa, this way..." "Here's a seat for the interview." "I remember..." "Chris MORlN Talk Show Host" "He spent the whole time asking me for autographs instead of answering questions." "It was very strange." "How do you prepare for..." "Autograph for Pappy, ac." "Last one, and then you answer questions." "Otro for me cousin." "That's it now." "Enough." "How have you made it this far?" "He was always complicated... turbulent, rather difficult." "A troublemaker." "No, difficult." "We interrupt this program to pay homage to Guy d'Orvier, designer of this wallpaper, assassinated leaving his apartment," "Excuse us for this temporary interruption to the program," "Sorry, dear viewers, we'll be right back, I'll..." "Stop!" "That's enough!" "Get him out of here!" "Es me autograph." "Me keep it." "Get the hell out!" "My son was a genius..." "Mrs. D'ORVlER Mother of the Wallpaper Designer but misunderstood." "That's why" "I took over his vision, selling his work by mail." "Casablanca Driver had become a true star, with advertising everywhere," "Hola!" "Jo Casablanca Driver!" "Jo give mucho attencion me dentes." "Es porque jo brush con "Bianco Savor"." ""Bianco Savor", me smile perfecto!" "Daddy, daddy..." "Kind and available, he responds to all invitations," "Me mama es la mas bella de todos mamas, and es curiosity que me wife resemble much me mama..." "Much, much..." "Casa gladly accepts his new notoriety and his support is always welcomed," "Drawn like a moth to the flame, he was fascinated by the world of show biz." "I'm asking you not to upset him, and not to ask him too many questions." "Don't make him repeat himself." "Above all, and this is very important..." "Dominique ROCHETEAU Soccer Legend" "He was the curiosity of his era, and I asked to meet him." "In the end, I never did meet him." "I didn't know who he was, and I didn't understand a word he said." "It was horrible, just horrible." "Back then, he even tried to be a singer." "That was also when his problems with alcohol began." "Out every night, he'd come home smashed." "This is just great..." "Big problems with alcohol." "5 weeks later, the excess and escapades had to end," "Casa holed up with Bob Wise and worked," "No more parties, no more booze," "Casa disappeared for 6 weeks." "Look who's here." "What are you doing?" "You still stuffing yourself?" "Why are your cheeks all swollen?" "Open your mouth!" "You don't want to..." "What are you hiding?" "There, on the side." "What is all that shit?" "Stuffing yourself with shit just fucks you up, you know that?" "Go on, spit." "Or swallow, whatever you want." "If you swallow," "I'll slap it right down your throat." "If you spit, it's the other hand!" "Up to you." "Get in the corner." "Driver's silence gives La Renta a chance to address the press," "This secret preparation just stinks of bluff." "Driver's probably in bed right now, on artificial respiration." "For the first time in this affair," "I sensed La Renta losing his cool." "I told him this press conference was a bad idea." "No use discussing something he'd settle with a right hook." "Now that he'd spoken to the press, he'd gotten involved in the match." "After that, he had no room for error." "La Renta's training intensified, leaving no doubts about the outcome," "But Driver's isolation strategy proved effective," "He'd lured La Renta from his den, and sparked a near-hysteria across the country," "Actually, we sell everything Casa." "Here, for example, is some Casablanca Driver Popcorn." "Throughout Belgium, Casablanca Driver was symbolic of the little guy's revenge," "I dunno..." "Dude, he's a prophet!" "A fucking prophet!" "That's it..." "What I meant to say." "The must-have:" "a Casablanca Driver Rubik's Cube!" "It sells like hotcakes." "Do you know why I stopped you?" "Screw you!" "People saw Casa as a symbol of their cause." "Good evening." "Leader of "Action Resistance Casa Driver" ""for Wallon autonomy"," "I introduce Franz Neuther." "Chantal Solvay, of the "Casablanca Grey Gull Society", and Birguitte Plat of the Casablancans, a party advocating a "return to better times."" "By then, it was out of hand." "I even think that, near Mons, they named a sewage treatment plant after him." "Would anyone like to say something?" "Over weeks of isolation," "Casablanca had recuperated," "After that, he was ready," "Before the fight, as crowds formed outside the stadium, energy in the two camps was electric," "La Renta: 1 66 pounds." "When suddenly, an incident occurred," "Casablanca: 1 21 pounds." "Sir, we have a problem." "This boy weighs 1 21 and the other guy 1 66." "Different categories." "Sorry, no go." "What?" "No way." "Has the scale been tested?" "Hang on, it's rusty... there." "Let me talk to him." "Que pasa?" "Me no happy!" "It's okay." "What's that?" "What did you put in there?" "That won't work." "Don't freak out!" "You know that's bad." "What's your problem?" "It's a shame it's come to this." "I'm thinking of the cat." "You love the cat, right?" "What cat?" "Not Grisounette!" "I don't know your cat's name." "I don't care." "That's what's important." "Do your job." "On the scale." "Casablanca Driver: 1 63 pounds." "The Big Night had come," "Excitement was in the air in Rimborgen," "The match sold out, attracting celebrities like Tatiana Mullroney and Purdey Blasville," "It was this night that inspired singer Randy Phillips to write "l Love Laughing While Crying"," "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Welcome to King Baudouin's Stadium, Rimborgen!" "A full house tonight for this knock-down show between Jimmy "The Champ" La Renta and the "Unknown Phenomenon", Casablanca Driver." "The day has come for this boxer who, weeks ago, was unknown..." " Even in boxing." " Clever to point that out, Marcus." "He wants to say something." "The mouth guard." " Wait." "There's a problem." " What problem?" "The security commission won't approve." "We may have to cancel." "Cancel?" "What do you mean?" "We're over capacity." "We're authorized 2000 guests, but we've got 4000 inside." "Great!" "Do the extra 2000 have tickets?" "Of course." "How did they get them?" "They'll call at quarter past." "Que pasa?" "Que problem?" "Economize yourself." "When you feel him getting tired..." "Sorry, the commission's given the green light." "The fight can take place." "Good evening and welcome to King Baudouin's Stadium for this exceptional event." "A fight that pits the champion La Renta against the challenger, Casa Driver." "He's racked up 35 victories, all of them KOs." "He is the ladies' favourite." "Please welcome the unbeatable, the magnificent:" "Jimmy La Renta." "In past months, we've seen nothing but him." "He's racked up 12 defeats, all before time ran out." "Please give a round of applause to the improbable, yet surprising:" "Casablanca Driver." "The crowd is going wild." "It's fever pitch." "Gentlemen..." "I want a clean fight." "Follow the rules." "At the bell stop boxing." "No blows below the belt." "Shake, to your corners." "May the best man win." "Ready?" "Hold it." "What an amazing right hook!" "The referee has begun the count." "The news has just come in." "Casablanca Driver is dead." "I've been wanting to tell you something for a while." "I think... how do I tell you..." "Everyone thinks I'm strange, but I have the feeling that..." "I have a little crush on you." "At first, it was a small flirtation." "But now... well, things are much clearer." "And I'm sure I have feelings for you." "And I think that..." "I'm a little in love with you, Casa." "It was obvious." "It was obvious." "She's always got to give her 2 cents." "It was obvious." "Hello, Mr. Driver..." "This is Death speaking." "It was depressing." "It was obvious." "It was obvious." "Shit!" "I didn't want him to go!" "It was definite." " Could you get lost?" " Super." "Guy?" "Here I am." " Did we try too many things?" " Your hair's hearty." "Well?" "I don't get it." "It was obvious." "You repeat everything I say." "I said it was obvious." "You repeated it." "He deserved it." "What work did you do before?" "I was a wallpaper designer." "I passed myself off as dead." "Kennedy, done." "Driver, done." "Guevara, Che..." "Thanks, gentlemen, it's over." "If you hated the 1st one, you'll love the 2nd," ""Casablanca Driver 2;" "The Son's Revenge, "" "Adaptation:" "Pamela Grant" "Processed by B.B. COM" " Paris"