"PEOPLE HOLD ON" "Subrip:" "Pix" "Yeah, baby!" "My Freddy." "There you are, Robin." "Hi!" "This face, I miss this face." "Alycia, hi." "Hey." "How are you?" "Good." "How are you?" "Good to see you." "Nice to see you." "Freddy, baby." "Hello!" "How you doing?" "I'm good." "How you doing?" "Okay." "First things first, can I have a beer?" "Yeah, yeah." "It's in the cabin." "Obviously, you didn't bring any." "Does he ever bring any?" "Well, I texted you." "Well, was he in Wi-Fi?" "I can't believe" "you're still doing that thing." "I... guys..." "It's like you're living on the lam." "You're all idiots." "The Internet is everywhere." "This is how they do it in China." "We're... we're..." "You just... you stand outside a coffee shop." "You check a text, check a text, send a text." "Done." "Beer?" "Yes." "Good." "You?" "Yeah." "I want some, please." "Yeah." "No, I'm on a diet." "I'm fine." "I..." "I told you." "I'm on a diet." "You're on a diet." "I told you in the car" "I don't want any beer." "Right, of course." "I forgot." "The woods." "It's my old pal, the woods." "Yeah, your old pal, the woods." "Yeah, this is... this is nature." "You've been coming here for nine years." "I know." "And I do..." "That's a long time!" "And I..." "But I love you guys." "I just..." "I..." "I'm a concrete girl." "And, like, this is a lot of nature for me." "Who's that?" "It's Dan, I think, in his new car." "You guys are okay?" "You guys talk?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "We've been talkin'." "Yeah?" "We've been texting a bit." "And we're, like, you know, we're not friends per se." "But we're friendly and..." "Well, yeah," "'cause exes can't be friends." "Well, shit." "I don't know." "Exes can't be friends?" "I'm better friends with Julia than I am with any of you." "You are only friends 'cause you were high-school sweethearts," "and that counts for nothing." "That counts for nothing?" "That doesn't count for..." "Yeah." "For nothing." "A section of my life that counts for nothing." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Who is... who is that?" "Who is that that he's with?" "Like a family friend?" "Like a niece or something?" "Not a niece because they're..." "she's the wrong color." "Freddy, did he say he was bringing somebody?" "Yeah, I think he might have." "Really?" "What?" "No, that's cool." "That's very cool." "Ouch." "I know." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Right?" "Look who it is!" "Hi." "How's it going?" "How you doing, buddy?" "Good." "How are you?" "Good." "How you doing, Freddy?" "How are you, buddy?" "Good to see you." "Alycia." "Hi." "How are you?" "Hey, man!" "What's up?" "How you doing?" "Hey." "Hey." "How's it going?" "How are you?" "I'm good." "How are you?" "I'm good." "I'm good." "Good." "Who's this?" "This is, it's my girl, Marley." "Hi, Marley!" "Hi, Marley!" "Hi." "I'm Robin." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, Robin." "Alycia." "Hi." "Alycia." "Matt." "Matt." "Well..." "Freddy." "Welcome." "Freddy." "Thank you." "Welcome." "Yes." "Nice to meet you guys." "Thanks." "So, so, what..." "What do you do?" "I'm an artist." "Yeah." "Cool!" "I'm sorry." "How old are you?" "I'm 19." "So what does this do to the sleeping arrangements?" "I'm sorry." "I..." "Did you not realize" "I was coming?" "I..." "No, it's fine." "It's fine." "It's fine!" "It's fine." "It's fantastic, right?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "You guys, were bunking together." "But there's two beds." "So..." "Robin, can you unlock the car?" "It's not working." "Come here." "My God!" "My God!" "My God!" "I don't know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I didn't see a picture of them on Facebook, on Instagram." "If I don't see a couple online, it's like they're not real." "Okay." "It's been two years." "He's totally allowed to date." "No." "Ef that garbage." "He's not." "This is why exes can't be friends." "We missed this weekend last year." "This is the first time that we're all together in two years." "I don't want some newb here screwing everything up." "Okay." "It's not her fault that he's an idiot." "Let's just do this, okay?" "Hey, the couple of the hour!" "Yeah!" "Get the vodka." "Hey, guys!" "This is great." "Hey, guys." "Hey." "Darren." "Okay, so this is Darren." "Hey." "This is Matthew." "Hi." "My God." "How are you?" "I'm good!" "Hi." "I'm Julia." "Great." "This is Marley." "This is Darren." "Yeah, yeah." "Nice to meet you." "Hey." "Good to see you, too!" "Hi." "Yeah." "Can you get a cellphone?" "It's not gonna happen." "This has to happen!" "So it's Dean?" "It's Darren." "Okay." "Yeah." "It is Darren." "How you doin'?" "Hi." "Show me the ring." "I want to see the ring." "My God." "That's huge." "Good for you!" "That's..." "Calisthenics kind of thing." "Cool." "How you doing?" "Yeah, man." "Yeah!" "Hi." "How are you?" "Let's take a group picture!" "Yeah, let's do it!" "My God." "Yeah!" "My God." "Thank you." "I guess me and..." "Yeah, I know." "That's too..." "So hard." "What do you mean?" "Come on!" "Pictures." "Do it horizontally, make it like... okay?" "Don't stop till..." "Okay." "Yeah, yeah." "All right." "Let's do this, I guess." "Marley, Marl, get in here!" "No, no." "This is like your reunion thing." "So I'll just, like..." "No." "Come on." "You're part of the family now." "Come on." "Get in." "Yeah." "Come on!" "Come on." "Come on." "Okay." "There we go." "I'll tell you what." "I always kinda thought we'd be up here celebrating a different interracial marriage." "Really?" "That no good?" "Thanks, man." "It's a joke." "What?" "Were you, like, engaged?" "No." "Not really engaged." "Nearly engaged." "She said no." "He said bye." "Thanks, Alycia." "You're welcome." "Okay." "You know what?" "Let's, let's take the photo, honey." "Why don't we make some levels?" "Okay." "You want this square for Instagram?" "You'll have to tag it later." "There's no reception up here." "Am I the only guy..." "Come here, flex." "Come on." "I'm comin'." "I'm comin'." "Do it." "Do it." "Robin, get in there!" "Okay." "Sorry!" "Not looking." "No." "We're decent." "Freddy told us that we were in the bunkie now." "Yeah!" "That... that totally makes sense, actually." "I think you're really gonna like it, actually." "It's a great little love nest." "Go easy on her, Darren, all right?" "No!" "Hey." "Stay." "Hang out with us." "No, no, no, no." "It's good." "I'm..." "I'm gonna unpack." "I want you to..." "To settle in a bit." "I'll see you later." "Okay?" "Okay." "Bye." "Bye, Robin." "Poor Rob." "Why?" "What's up with her?" "This used to be her and Dan's bunkie." "Really?" "Yeah." "Babe, I'm a dick." "Why?" "I just..." "I feel really bad about that picture thing outside." "No, seriously!" "I..." "I should have just come up with, like, a self-timer thing or something 'cause you're my family now, fiancé." "Well, it doesn't make me any less your family if I'm not in a pic." "I know." "It's just this is a lot for you right now." "We have my parents tomorrow, engagement party Sunday..." "All of my friends tonight..." "I feel bad." "I'm with it." "I love it." "I'm excited." "These guys are great, too." "Freddy's been so welcoming to me." "And Robin, what a sweetheart." "I know." "You know?" "So... so wait." "So nobody knew about this Marley girl coming up?" "This is classic Dan." "He does not know how to deal with his emotions." "And he just..." "He make these decisions without thinking them through." "And I feel bad for Rob." "But whatever." "She's a tough bitch." "She'll be fine." "Good." "And I should just apologize in advance because you're gonna feel left out." "There's a lot of inside jokes and stories that will get exaggerated." "Come on." "Come on." "No." "It's fine." "I'm good." "It's..." "It's really exciting, you know, to know about your history and..." "I just want to know every bit of the past that made the woman I love." "Are you trying to get inside my pants?" "Yeah, I am." "It worked." "Hey." "Hey." "Hi..." "You all right?" "Yeah!" "Yeah?" "You sure?" "Good." "Good." "Good." "Where, where are you staying?" "I'm staying with Alycia this year." "You're sleeping with..." "Marlene?" "Marley is..." "Yeah." "Marley." "Marley, not Marlene." "Marley is her name." "Yeah." "Right, right, right, right, right." "No." "I love that name." "It's very current." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "It's very hip." "She seems very hip." "She has a blog." "I thought she might have a blog." "So..." "Yeah." "She's a blogger." "You know?" "And, like, look." "I'm, like, so happy to get to know her a bit because I..." "I am 'cause, if she's gonna be in your world, I think..." "Well, I mean, I don't know if she's gonna be in my world." "She's certainly in this world." "You brought her into it." "Right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I did." "I thought, you know, since, you know, we're good, we've been kind of talking and stuff, I figured you..." "We've been texting." "Right, right." "And you know what I'm thrilled about?" "Honestly, 'cause I'm great, this is really more for our friends 'cause, like, this is a press release to the group saying, like, "Hello, guys!" "We're fine!" "We're very fine."" "We're very fine." "We're very fine." "We're very fine." "And, like..." "Yeah." "Honestly, I think there's gonna be so many more additions to the group." "Right." "A-and this is..." "This is great 'cause I have a green light now to..." "To bring up a suitor if I so choose." "A suitor." "Yeah, like one of the Knights of the Round Table." "It'll be great." "Yeah." "I'm filing that away for next year." "Good." "Good." "Good." "Well, I just wanted to kind of, you know, touch base and, you know, pass through, make sure that..." "I feel very passed through." "Yeah." "All bases are touched." "Good." "Good." "Good." "So you're good, right?" "I'm incredible." "Yes." "Okay." "Good, well, as long as you're, incredible, then," "I guess I will... see you later." "Rob is out." "Yeah." "I'll see you." "Cool." "I'll see you." "Fuck me." "I just..." "What happened?" "I just..." "I just barfed a bunch of words at Dan." "No." "What did you say?" "I literally said, "I'm incredible."" "Well, you are incredible." "Okay." "But you know what?" "This isn't weird." "It's not weird." "I think it is weird." "It's totally weird." "But I'm a grown-ass woman." "And I will rise above it." "Here's the thing..." "I'm gonna make a new friend out of an old flame." "I'm sure of that." "I can't wait for that self-help book that you're gonna write..." ""New Friend, Old Flame."" "So, your girl?" "Who is?" "Me." "When?" "You..." "How?" "You introduced me as your girl today." "No." "No." "Yeah." "You did." "No way!" "Yes, you did." "Did I?" "Yeah." "All right." "You could..." "I guess you could be my girl." "Like..." "You guess?" "Like, here, up here for now." "Here?" "Yeah, no." "You." "Maybe." "It's all good." "I actually like the way things are going." "So..." "Yeah?" "Good." "All right." "I'm comin' in." "Okay." "Danny!" "No." "We're gonna be close awfully soon." "I'm a big boy." "And I'm a great roommate." "And I can sleep through anything." "So if you wanna bang, by all means, just do it." "Don't worry about me." "With Dan at the helm, it's probably not gonna last that long anyway." "So..." "Wait." "You tell him about that stuff?" "Shit." "Marles, digging' deep." "Jokes." "I'm gonna call you Marles." "Is that cool?" "Yeah." "All right." "It's like Charles" "but, like, for a woman." "Yeah." "What..." "How did you meet this guy?" "We met at a friend of mine's art show." "Yeah." "Right." "And he said he could vomit prettier than that shit." "That's what he said." "I did say that." "What a line." "Yeah." "Did you confirm with her that she had graduated from high school before you started hittin' on her?" "Stop it." "Yeah." "No." "I've seen ID." "I got a photocopy." "We're good." "Okay." "And I went to a year of art school as well." "You did?" "Didn't know that." "A lot better than me." "I never graduated high school." "Well, I didn't like it." "I left." "I just thought it was easier to do my stuff on my own." "Totally." "What kind of stuff do you do?" "What's your... what's your work?" "She's an amazing painter." "Yeah?" "Yeah, yeah." "Thanks, Dan." "Yeah." "I like to paint." "But I'm, like," "I guess known for my installation art." "Known for your installation art?" "Well, like, not, like, huge." "I just, I have a few shows." "And I've sold a few pieces." "Dan, you're with a famous artist, and you don't even know what she's known for." "You know, it's not about the fame or the money." "It's just about her as a person." "Such a wonderful bullshit artist." "What..." "Well, what do you do?" "Well, yesterday," "I was workin' at a catering situation." "Yesterday?" "Not..." "Yeah." "Not when we're back?" "No, I quit." "Why?" "'Cause I wanted to come up here." "So I'm gonna go get set up." "And I'll see you guys in a little bit." "All right." "All right." "Boy." "Yeah." "That's Matty for you right there, the one and only." "I kinda like him." "Yeah." "Me too." "You know, our, our pant-roll game is really" "on point today." "I like that." "Dude." "Yeah?" "Yeah, yeah." "Well, I'm the only guy that did the roll and pull." "You committed." "I like that." "I got the roll and pull." "Yeah, yeah." "Hello, Miss Honored Newscaster." "How are we doing?" "I'm so good." "Very good." "I'm so happy to be back." "I missed you." "I'm so happy you're here." "And I have to admit I have been creeping your shit quite often... on YouTube, on all the social media forums." "Creep." "And you look..." "I'm..." "I'm a fuckin' creeper." "You're a creep." "You look so much prettier in person." "You really j..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "There she is." "In the flesh." "Still have that ass." "Yeah." "You know what I think it is, though?" "I think it has something to do with this motherfuckin' love glow." "God." "And you've got it." "You know what?" "I..." "I do..." "I know." "have a love glow." "It's so weird." "And he seems so nice." "You know?" "He is." "He accepted my very tight hug with warmth and love." "And I know that I can be a little..." "Yeah." "A little much." "But it's okay 'cause I warned him that," "like, we're a very touchy group." "Good." "I didn't..." "So I didn't quite tell him, like, who've I've touched in the group." "Okay." "So yeah." "We're just..." "Got it." "He knows about Matt, and that's it." "I kind of even forget..." "I mean, I know you guys were together for a million years." "But it's like you're the anomaly of exes." "I know." "It's like he's like my brother, except I know what his dick looks like." "That's very non-brother-like." "Non-brother." "No." "Yeah." "God." "So how long did it take for you guys to..." "We didn't for two months." "Two months?" "Yeah." "And, like..." "That's crazy for you." "I know." "And he's such a nice guy." "He seemed really nice." "And he's older." "How old is he?" "He's 33." "Okay." "Yeah." "And... and when he unleashed the beast, I was..." "It was exactly what..." "What we all hoped it would be..." "Yes." "It was." "For you..." "Yes." "It was." "To tame you." "There's a..." "That's good." "I'm happy to hear that." "I'm very happy for you..." "Thank you." "On all fronts." "Well, I'm glad you are happy for me." "And on that note, did you find Alycia to be, like, a little..." "A little weird?" "I don't think she was being weird per se." "Okay, 'cause I just kind of got this, like, weird, like, bitchy vibe when I saw her." "You know what I think it is?" "I think," "I think she just always thought that maybe she'd be the first one to get married." "And, like, she was the one who played wedding at recess and..." "You know, she kind of has this... this shitty job right now." "I just don't..." "Yeah." "I get that." "I get, like, she's not in the best situation." "But, you know, I was hoping she'd still be happy for me." "You know what might help?" "What?" "Cookin' dinner together." "Shit." "Which I feel like we should be doing." "We are supposed to be cooking right now." "I know." "I know." "I know." "I know." "Now, I think you and Alycia should hop on a Sea-Doo, do some cottage-y shit together." "You hate cottages." "Come on." "Stay an extra night." "Like, I want to." "I have to ask Darren." "Okay." "Okay." "Ladies, I'm no Emeril, but the kitchen is sort of my jam." "Babe, you make grilled cheese, and that's where it ends." "I love every food group." "I'm very inclusive." "Just like you are with men." "Yeah." "I've always been into a bit of color on my plate and in my bed." "I guess that's a bit obvious, though." "Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool." "Okay." "Why don't you guys get started on an app?" "Like, a brie wheel maybe?" "You know what?" "I'm gonna do that caramelized pear thing." "Is that good?" "Yeah." "I think you have it under control." "So..." "Jesus." "I should have planked this morning, the full-body experience." "Do you need some help?" "It'll be..." "Yeah." "I don't think there's, like, a right way or a wrong way." "Well, not..." "It's, like, just..." "It's just kind of..." "You can just do it like that." "That was so quick." "It's all good." "It's, like, I took this bartending course that taught me a bunch." "It was the best." "You took a bartending course?" "Yeah." "Like, flair bartending, like Tom Cruise in "Cocktail"?" "I haven't seen that movie, actually." "No?" "Is it good?" "Yeah!" "I'm surprised 'cause, like, Tom Cruise is Dan's favorite leading man." "If he sees "Jerry Maguire" on TV, you guys know, he has to stop." "He has to watch the whole thing." ""These fish are comin' with me."" "No." ""Show me the money!"" "I'm sure you know that already." "No." "I actually didn't." "Dan and I have only been seeing each other for a couple of weeks." "So got a lot to learn, I guess." "Beautiful." "Let's all have a drink." "Okay?" "Yeah." "Absolutely." "I'd like a little more." "Fuckin' shit." "What?" "These mosquitoes." "Yeah." "They're... they're bad out here." "You gotta get one of these." "I don't know about that." "This is... this is how you do it right here." "This guy knows." "What did Julia say when she saw you in that?" "Did she say that she wants to reconsider the engagement?" "Yeah." "Well, she thought..." "She thought I was cute." "You do." "You look cute." "I'm very happy that you guys made up." "That's... that's for sure." "Yeah." "Me too." "That's good, buddy." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Cheers, buddy." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Cheers, guys." "Cheers." "Cheers with..." "Cheers." "Great." "I'm good." "That's great." "That's..." "You're not,... you're not..." "How come you don't drink?" "You're not a drinker?" "No." "I..." "I..." "You know," "I like to just calm down a little bit." "Yeah." "Okay." "I'm sorry this is taking so long." "It's just a full-on catastrophe, Fred." "I..." "You got fuckin'" "full-on logs here." "What about coals?" "What about just grabbin' some coals for the place?" "I forgot." "I was tryin' to get the place ready for everybody." "You were just jerking off." "I jerked off once just because I know I'm gonna not be able to jerk off for two days." "Was it a nervous jerk-off?" "So I can get a..." "Was it a nervous jerk-off?" "No, it wasn't a nervous jerk-off." "Are you nervous?" "That at-home-alone jerk is a good jerk, though." "It's... it's great." "Am I right?" "You know... you know, guys..." "Jesus Christ!" "S-so, actually, my friend, if I may, he's a chef." "And he tells me this is how you make a steak." "So you marinate it, of course, the way you wanna do it..." "Salt, pepper, whatever, basic." "And then, you crank it up to about 500 on the barbecue." "500?" "Yeah." "On the... on the..." "On the grill?" "The 500?" "Wha..." "We..." "The hibachi." "This is a hibachi." "We wanna just crank it on up to 500." "Well, of course, not on... not on..." "Not on this, Matt." "But..." "Okay." "Yeah." "Come on." "Continue, please." "Anyway, so you get that..." "That steak." "You put it on the grill." "Now, here's the thing..." "You wanna flip only once." "Grill, grill." "And that's it." "That's your steak." "So you're talking about cookin' a steak?" "You talkin' 'bout..." "You talkin' 'bout..." "You talkin' 'bout barbecue." "We're talkin' 'bout barbecue." "Barbecue." "I'm not just gonna take advice about barbecue from a man in a fucking hazmat suit." "Guilty." "Do you think that Julia's being weird to me?" "I think that Julia's being really weird to me." "What?" "I think you're losing it." "I think she just wanted some pears and a Brie wheel." "No." "I just feel like she's looking at me like," ""I am better than you." It's like an energy." "You know?" "And it's like, "Fuck off."" "My God." "You're creating a fight." "Y-y-you're talking about something that does not exist." "All right?" "No." "Yes." "Okay." "You're right." "You're right." "My MO this weekend is I just wanna be, like, loose and cool and free and really fun." "Okay." "Wind it up tighter." "All right." "Here we go." "Okay." "Here we go." "Jokin'." "And I'll get this." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "Can I just, bend your ear quickly about somethin'?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Sure." "Hey." "Here." "I'll hold that." "What's up, man?" "Listen, man." "You seem like a great guy." "Julia's very happy with you." "Thanks." "I love her more than life itself." "I know she probably told you we dated." "That's not what this is about." "That's..." "We've... we've transcended that." "She's like my sister." "And she means a lot to me." "Okay." "And I just wanna make sure that you're not, you know, the kind of guy who's just gonna, like, bang a bunch of his employees and, like, you know?" "I-I'm a segment producer." "So..." "I don't know what that is." "Well, basically we..." "We work together." "Okay." "So there's no, you know, employee banging going on." "I get you." "She's not your employee." "It's fair game." "What I'm tryin' to say is, if you fuck with her," "I fuck with you." "Matt, she is a phenomenal woman." "And, for me, the sun shines with her." "I feel that same way." "The sun shines with her?" "God bless you, Dean." "All right." "Okay." "I got what I needed." "Let's go." "Yeah." "I'm glad you have her back, man." "I'm glad you have her front." "Guests..." "Here we go." "I love when you speech." "It's been too long, you know, since we've all been together like this." "You know, I miss you guys." "And, I wanna keep doin' this for a long, long time." "Proposing to us?" "Are you eating my salad?" "No." "This is your salad." "That's my salad." "You've been eating my salad." "Don't try." "Dan..." "How did you get the weekend off?" "Was it hard?" "This is..." "No, no, no." "I wanna..." "No." "I wanna..." "A little more." "Not in the..." "There's fuckin' cabin rules." "She's a really swaggy artist." "Have you seen it?" "Have you gone to any of her shows?" "Everybody fucking loves Darren at work." "Bye-bye, Mr. Fat." "You left your steak so rare." "I don't even like it like that." "Like, sometimes..." "Yeah." "But I love my job." "Yeah?" "I'm..." "I'm, I'm gonna have..." "I didn't know you were eating." "What?" "That's it." "Are you kidding me?" "That doesn't hurt you at all?" "That's amazing." "It's disgusting." "Whatever." "You still..." "That makes me..." "Good!" "So good!" "And our..." "The pain is good." "It stays, though." "It's like a..." "It's a aphrodisiac." "Aphro..." "I know." "I saw your situation that you had on earlier, and I actually was a bit envious." "Are you tired?" "Yeah." "Buck up." "Matty." "You don't sing." "Matty, Matty." "Come on." "Where's..." "Can you play the song?" "You know?" "I get you." "I know you do." "I know." "Come on." "Man." "A guy can't just fuck around on his guitar for two seconds?" "But everyone would love it." "And we're never all together like this." "What song is it?" "We were..." "We were jamming last weekend." "I'm not playing..." "And he wrote this incredible..." "It's so fucking good, this song." "Play it." "I want him to play it." "Beg me, like, real nice." "My God." "Please." "Please." "Please." "Please." "Yeah, there it is." "I tell you what." "I'll..." "I'll play it if... if Robin will sing it with me." "I don't know." "Come on." "Come on, Robin." "The tables have turned." "Yeah." "Come on." "You know..." "Okay." "Okay." "Do it." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "All right." "This is a little bit that we worked on together." "I just want to keep it sparse, though." "I know." "I know." "Come in on the second chorus." "You know what to do." "Okay." "All right?" "All right." "Well, this is..." "This song has nothing to do with any of you." "Somethin' like that." "Amazing." "That was amazing, man." "Take it easy, Danny." "What are we..." "What are we doin' with that?" "I mean, what are we..." "Where do we take that stuff?" "What, I mean, we..." "We got, like, a..." "like, a..." "like, a..." "I don't know, like, a publishing deal or... or somethin'." "I mean, that's..." "No, man." "That's not for them." "That's for me." "That's mine." "They're not gettin' that." "We'll talk about somethin' else now if that's cool." "Okay." "Okay." "What are we doin' now?" "We doin' drugs?" "Freddy needs some drugs." "Shrooms." "That's a hard no." "You?" "You." "Yeah." "You?" "Darren?" "No?" "You?" "And probably not?" "I want some." "We got a new player." "All right." "All right." "All right." "All right." "All right." "The rest are for me." "This tastes revolting." "Have you tried chewing it?" "I don't know." "I like the taste." "How long does it take?" "Probably about now." "The calm before the storm." "My God." "When you're lumbering, it's important to remember to keep your palms to the sky, your feet on the plane." "Feel so connected to the dock." "Okay." "Yeah..." "Got to try this." "Nice." "Look." "Look." "Science and shit." "Shit!" "Nature is beauty." "I mean, this is beautiful." "I gotta spend more time here and less time in the city." "I'm just always... always just driving in cars, man-made things, like cars and shoes." "I gotta take these shoes off." "Should I lose my dress?" "Should I take off my dress?" "Your dress?" "It's cotton." "Cotton's... cotton's good." "I just think I convinced you to keep your dress on." "I like the way you laugh." "Okay." "I'm gonna go." "Bye." "So check-in?" "Check-in." "Yeah." "Why?" "No, no." "I mean, these kids are..." "These kids are great." "Kids?" "No." "Okay, Grandpa." "But, I don't know." "Am I invading your space?" "I feel like it a little bit." "God, no." "You're not invading anyone's space, honey." "You're my family." "Everybody loves you." "And you?" "Well, I definitely love you." "Why are you asking me all these questions?" "No, I just..." "I don't know." "It's not my scene." "So I just wanted to make sure that we're all good." "You seem a bit distant." "I do?" "Well, it, it definitely has nothing to do with you because you just dove in here, and that means so much to me." "But I'm just getting this weird tension from Alycia." "She's the one with the salty face?" "Yeah." "She's been giving me dirty looks all night." "And I don't know." "When we were growing up, she got her way with everything..." "Guys, with opportunities, and..." "You know, now that I'm finally happy and I have you and I just see her not looking so happy, it makes me feel bad." "Look." "I'm here for you." "You're the sweetest guy in the world." "Look at my ring." "Look at it." "I definitely feel buzzed." "Plus, I have had a few beers, so I definitely feel buzzed." "But I wouldn't say I'm high." "Like, if I was going to invent and define the word" ""high" right now, I wouldn't." "I made a mistake." "You know, 'cause, no, I mean, it's..." "I mean..." "I..." "I..." "I had a problem." "I just want to see my boy, my boy, my beautiful..." "He needs a father." "Guys?" "Hey, down here." "Jesus." "Jesus Christ." "I can't even board a dock." "Do you board a dock?" "No?" "I have to tell you that that walk from all those druggies over there in the dark was scary, even with a flashlight." "It's less than a minute, and no one says the word "druggies."" "You know, I..." "I wouldn't have to use a flashlight, though, if I could light a match with my damn tooth." "That was crazy." "That was crazy." "Fuck, like... her tooth?" "Are you joking?" "And the fucked-up thing is" "I actually would be friends with this girl in, like, another life." "She reminds me of you, actually, back in the day." "Thank you." "Yeah, see?" "You took it as a compliment." "Yes." "Marley is cooler than all of us." "I know." "But I know this is also on me." "This is not on her." "This is, like, about my shit with Dan, and I have to just take responsibility for that." "Or maybe it's just you're jealous that she has Dan." "God." "Okay." "We need to go to bed." "Yeah." "Okay." "See you tomorrow." "Yeah." "I wish she had, like, a prosthetic leg." "No?" "I just realized" "I really don't like people that much." "Like, I fuckin' hate people." "Like, I like you guys a lot." "But, like, on a day-to-day basis, like, people just really bother me a little bit." "Julia and Darren went to bed." "Look." "Robin's here, everybody." "It's Robin." "Hey, where the fuck is Dan?" "He told me that he was going for a cigarette." "No, no, no, no." "That makes no sense." "He wouldn't go smoke alone because, then, he'd have to be faced with his own depressing and horrible thoughts." "That makes no sense." "That's not funny." "Okay?" "I'm serious." "It's not funny." "Chill." "I'm serious." "Chill." "Chill." "Freddy." "We should all just go together to try to find Dan because I love the outdoors now." "No, no, no, no, no, no." "If we all go, all of us are gonna be lost." "Now..." "Freddy, look." "I don't love the idea of you being in the woods alone." "Just go find Dan and buddy system back here." "Yeah?" "Yeah?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Okay?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Shut up." "Okay, fine." "Yeah, I..." "I'll..." "I'll go." "I'm gonna go." "He probably..." "He probably took a private piss or something, so it's fine." "I'm gonna go." "It's gonna be fine." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Dan." "Dan!" "Dan!" "Dan." "This is a classic phantom Dan move." "Right?" "Yes." "Phantom what?" "Phantom Dan, where he..." "Where he fucking, you know, takes off." "You don't know where he is, doesn't leave a message, no text, no call." "You find out he's in, like, fuckin' New York or..." "Or... or at his parents' house or something, hiding out." "What... what kind of bullshit is that?" "Yeah." "He's a bit mysterious." "Yeah, he's an asshole." "Yeah." "Okay." "Mysterious is one word for it." "I..." "I use selfish or immature, inconsiderate." "Why don't you tell us what you really think, Robin?" "What the fuck, man?" "Freddy." "Freddy." "No." "Freddy." "No "Freddy."" "Sorry." "I was just out takin' a leak." "And I was out looking for you." "And I couldn't find you." "And it was dangerous." "There could have been, like, mountain cats and shit and bears." "Also, you are high as shit." "Can we consider that, maybe, as an option?" "Okay." "But also, to be fair," "Robin was, like, also quite worried." "Okay, but this is the thing." "This is the shit that "Criminal Minds" is made of." ""Criminal Minds" is made of!" "Yeah." "They need..." "This is the material that they base their shit off of." "Yeah." "Okay." "I'm out." "Good night." "Bye, Robin." "Sleep nicely." "Bye." "You too?" "Good night." ""Me too" what?" "No, when you were singing with Matty, it was nice." "You should sing like that all the time." "I do sing all the time." "I teach kids every day." "Yeah, the kids, Matty, you." "It's the same thing." "You're doing it for everybody else, but not yourself." "I don't think you know me anymore." "I think that's what that is." "It always feels so weird when someone leaves the room." "Yeah." "People, you know, leave, all the time." "So where are we at, though?" "Yeah." "No." "Because... you know?" "Yeah." "Like, in so many places at once." "Like, I just..." "like, I can't." "You know?" "Like, I can't." "My God." "Julia's getting married." "Like, that is so fucked." "I know." "That's crazy." "But you know what?" "Like, for real, I..." "I am happy for her." "I do think I'm happy for her." "You sound very happy for her." "I am happy for her." "And like, it'll be fun." "And like, I'll probably at least get, like, a bridesmaid dress out of it or something." "Plus, she's always really wanted her life to be together." "And now, it is, so that's good." "You know, I'm happy for her." "Where is everybody?" "I don't know." "It's late." "It is late." "It is late." "But I like staying up late." "I always stay up late." "Like, at home," "I'll, like, watch shitty movies, and then, please don't tell anybody this, but I'll write in, like, my secret journal." "So what, do you mean, like, a diary?" "Yeah." "Yeah, like a diary." "I write in a diary." "That's cute." "That is really cute." "You know, I think that I should have, like, more creative endeavors." "You should." "Like, I should get on a pottery wheel or something." "Get on a pottery wheel." "Just get up on that pottery wheel." "Just get up on that pottery wheel, I think." "Yeah." "Yeah, you should." "You're good at that stuff." "You just haven't done it enough." "Do you think I'm crazy?" "No." "Yes." "A little bit but, like, in a... in a nice way." "Does everybody just look at me and think I'm crazy all the time?" "Like, no, I want to be more like Julia." "I want to be more chill." "But I..." "It's really hard." "Like, I'm always just thinking." "Like, I'm always just going, going, going, going." "And like, it's really..." "like, it's really hard, you know, and it's really crazy." "You can't worry about that stuff." "Nobody thinks that stuff about you." "Like, honestly, you just..." "Everybody's nuts." "Okay?" "I'm nuts." "You're nuts a little bit." "We're all nuts." "But that's good." "Like, you just kinda have to just kind of accept it and then move the fuck on." "You know?" "And then, like, in high school, for example, like I was, and I still am, short." "And that bothered me." "It really bothered me." "But then, I realized I'm not gonna get any taller." "And then guess what." "Now, I don't care." "Just move on." "You just gotta do you." "You're sweet." "My God." "Is the sun coming up?" "Do you remember grade nine?" "I do..." "I do remember grade nine." "Do you remember how I was your girlfriend?" "Yeah." "And I was your boyfriend." "Freddy, you're sweet." "I should have stuck with you." "You're sweet." "Nah." "Nah." "Nah." "You were just doing you." "Hey." "Hey." "Where's Alycia?" "Who?" "Alycia." "Who cares?" "I'm sure she's fine." "Hey." "Hi." "What do you think of her?" "Of Marley?" "She's sleeping so peacefully, like the babe she was a short time ago." "Yeah, I just..." "I just missed her prom, so..." "That's a shame..." "Yeah." "'Cause you could have chaperoned." "Yeah." "Well, to be fair," "I do buy her friends booze and cigarettes." "What?" "Yeah." "My God." "Yeah, for sure." "That's so fucked up." "Yeah." "It's also a joke." "So..." "Well, look." "I don't know you anymore." "I don't what you get up to on weekends." "Right?" "So many different things." "I'm sure." "Lot of different things, you know?" "I don't believe you." "So should we make out now or what?" "You fucking kill me." "Why?" "You kill me." "Your girlfriend's right there." "I mean, she's asleep, so I feel like it doesn't count." "It's so you." "This is so you." "I knew you were gonna do this." "You knew I was gonna do this?" "Yeah." "And you didn't do anything to stop it." "So you." "So you're fucked up." "I'm fucked up?" "Absolutely." "How am I fucked up?" "Because I'm fucked up, like, on the surface and, like, outwardly so." "You go along with it and accept it." "And I think that makes you even..." "My God." "Stop." "Okay." "That's not fair to me." "That's not fair to her." "Yeah." "I'm a lot of things." "But boring is one of them." "For sure I wouldn't use boring." "I'd use some other B words but not boring." "I, I go with it." "I, get down on one knee, and I pour my heart out." "Don't do that." "Don't do that." "Don't trivialize that and compare that to this." "It's my instincts." "It's all I got, you know?" "I go with my gut." "Well, guts hurt people." "Morning." "Really?" "You're doing that?" "Doing what?" "That, where you act like nothing happened last night, which is crazy." "And that..." "And that makes it a thing, by the way, which is not what I set out to do this morning." "But you know what I think?" "I think this is a strong approach because we just act like we didn't get very close and intimate last night and then, poof, not a thing." "It's not a thing, not a thing, not a thing." "Hey, psycho." "Mimosa?" "Thanks." "Okay." "You two, mimosas." "That's déjà vu." "Could I have one?" "Also, Robin, can I speak to you privately right now?" "Yeah, yeah." "What's wrong?" "Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah." "What?" "I fucked Freddy last night." "I don't know if it was the shrooms." "I don't know if I came." "You did not." "I think I might have come." "I don't know what's happening to me." "You almost came from sex with Freddy." "This is fucking crazy." "No, that..." "That's fine." "This is big news." "And I think this is great." "I'll tell you why..." "'Cause you said you were gonna be fun and loose and free and all that shit." "You're living that." "My God." "Yes." "You are!" "Here." "Freddy." "Good morning." "Hi there." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Hi." "Hi." "Hey, morning." "Good morning." "You guys hungry?" "Yes." "Doing very well, yes." "I feel like shit." "You were annihilated last night." "I made art." "Hold on." "I, apologize for the freak-out." "It wouldn't be a shroom trip without the standard Freddy freak-out, right, guys?" "God." "I do not miss shrooms." "You did shrooms?" "I mean..." "I..." "Yeah, I have." "Check this out." "Check this out." "Check this out." "Check this out." "Check this out!" "An artist did this bullshit." "And I did this amazing self-portrait." "So who's the artist now?" "That's what I'd like to know." "Maybe you're better at installations, right?" "What was this called?" ""The Human Condition."" ""The Human Condition." "The Human Condition."" ""The Human Condition." Very well titled." "Yeah." "Well, I was thinking, if you guys are up for it, that we could take a little day trip down to the rocks." "Yes, please!" "I love that area." "Yeah." "Yeah, let's do that." "So Dan and I kissed." "I'm sorry." "What?" ""I'm sorry." "What?" is a fair point." "I wouldn't say that I..." "I kissed him exactly." "I'd say there was, like..." "There was, like, a neck-nuzzle situation." "There was, like, lips doing a thing." "And then, I don't know, I was a little drunk, and Marley was right there." "My God." "That is so hot." "Dan is such an asshole." "The thing is, when you're comfortable with somebody, it's... it's hard to ignore that." "Like, for 0.5 seconds, it felt like we were back together." "And then, I stopped it." "This is my point." "This is exactly why exes can't be friends." "No." "That is not true because Matt and I are really good friends." "Yeah." "And Dan clearly doesn't care about her." "And she doesn't care about him." "She was passed out with Matt." "And him." "Dan was there too." "He was 5 feet away from her, and he was thinking about you." "And he acted on that." "So..." "He only brought her to the cottage to make you jealous." "That is bullshit." "No." "You know what?" "I don't think that's true." "I think he just doesn't know what to do with his feelings for you." "Like, when you guys are making out in the kitchen..." "Making out..." "Not making out." "Not a verb." "Wasn't continuous." "Did it feel good?" "Yes, it felt good." "Yes, it felt good." "I just..." "That's not the point." "The point is that I've spent two years trying to come out of this thing." "And, like, I can finally go to bed alone now without him." "And I'm fine." "And I just..." "I just don't wanna mess with that." "Dan's the worst." "He's a confusing jerk." "He's also one of your best friends." "I guess." "Are you saying that, when you're back in the city, you don't think about him?" "Of course I think about him." "I..." "I..." "I absolutely think about him." "But, you know, I just..." "I just don't know if we can be real friends, you know?" "Like, we're in a kitchen alone for 30 seconds." "We can't even stay away from each other?" "It's insane." "It's insane 'cause, like, Dan and I hurt each other." "We hurt each other." "I know." "I don't know what I'm doing." "What are you doing right now?" "What do you mean, what am I doing?" "Are... are you power hairing right now?" "What?" "You are unleashing the braid to unleash the boner." "No." "She wants him back." "No." "It's like I wanted a boost." "I want some waves." "No." "Power hair is a weapon reserved for seduction, Robin." "Those are your words, not mine." "Dan does not deserve power hair." "Put your braid back." "Okay." "I love you both very much." "This has been mildly helpful and incredible confusing." "Do you have hair spray, yes or no?" "Geez, they take a long time to get ready." "I think Robin's doing her hair." "At the cottage?" "You good back there?" "I'm good." "Workin' on my pipes." "So, you did shrooms." "I sold them briefly." "Wait, what?" "You were a drug dealer?" "Well, no, not... not..." "Not a full drug dealer." "I was like..." "I was like a businesswoman who, met the demand that was needed for drugs." "Okay." "But... but..." "But how often?" "Twice a fortnight?" "What?" "Once a week?" "Listen." "At the time, I was experimenting a lot, and it was just kind of like that funded my habit, babe." "My God." "What?" "It was like..." "Okay." "I was a teenager, and it's over, and I don't deal anymore, so you should be very happy." "Fuck it." "I'm gonna get wasted tonight..." "Wasted!" "Yes, I am." "My God." "That's so exciting!" "I'm gonna get some wine coolers." "And I'm gonna relax." "I'm gonna suck it back, go hard." "Hold on." "No, no, no, no." "We're not gonna have coolers." "No." "You're... you're a man, so you're gonna have, like, a manly drink, like shots of tequila and just pound them back." "Yeah." "Yes." "Thank you, honey." "Get bombed so I can take advantage of you." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Look at this lovely..." "Looks beautiful here." "Ready." "All right." "Can you get your feet off, please?" "Yes." "Put up the window." "Okay." "Sorry." "Come on." "Come on, Marley." "Hey, no, no." "You... you guys go down." "We'll... we'll... we'll take everything else." "All right?" "Thanks, Freddy." "No, Matthew." "Stay... stay." "Help me, please." "Dan, you, too." "Can I help with?" "Guys..." "No, it's okay." "Dan's gonna help me with Matthew." "It's fine." "Hey, guys, need some help?" "We're good." "Yeah." "It's okay." "Yeah." "So, I, fucked Alycia last night." "What?" "No way!" "Attaboy!" "Freddy!" "Did you wrap it?" "Was it good?" "Anal?" "That's aggressive." "No, no anal." "But it was good." "It was good." "That's what you need." "A little one-night-stand action's good for you." "One night stand?" "Why is everything so noncommittal with you?" "Noncommittal?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't know you guys were getting married." "Jesus." "Noncommittal is true." "I mean, it's this whole, you know, same shit you did when you were 19 years old, this, dirtbag-poster-boy thing." "Come on." "Dirtbag poster boy?" "Yeah." "Freddy you in line with this?" "No." "No, I'm not." "Look." "You're my best friend, and, I just wanna touch base to see where you're at." "You wanna touch my base?" "You know where's he's at?" "He's everywhere, and he's nowhere." "Can you shut up, Dan?" "What a fucking poet this guy is." "Okay." "I'm sorry, Darren." "Look." "Okay, I worry about you." "Is that such a big deal?" "I worry that this boyish charm of yours is gonna eventually wear off." "Why is it so hard to talk to you, man?" "Man, you fuck one girl one time..." "Okay." "That's uncalled for." "You got all the answers?" "No, I don't have all the answers." "Jesus Christ." "Yeah, like you got all the answers, Matty?" "I mean, you quit your job to come up here for this weekend." "Why didn't just book it off like a regular person?" "I hate that job." "Why would I not quit that job?" "Now, you don't have a job, though." "Just shut up." "So I get another job." "And then you get another one after that?" "Sure." "And then another one after that?" "Okay, I'm done." "Okay." "Come on, Matty." "Look." "What the fuck, man?" "What?" "Why do I have to edit everything you say?" "Let's have a nice weekend, please, a nice weekend." "All right." "I'm sorry, Darren." "My friends are idiots." "So last night was pretty fun?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Super fun." "So, cabin romance..." "Okay, listen." "I just..." "I need for you to not tell the boys that that happened." "No." "My God." "My God." "Why did you tell them that?" "'cause it's..." "Why would you tell them that?" "They are my best friends." "They knew." "I had an, like, an after-sex glow thing going on." "My God." "Everyone is gonna be looking at me now." "And I am getting drunk and sleeping with my friends." "This is an... this is an..." "Yeah." "No -nobody gives a shit, and... and nobody's looking at you, like," ""Why would she do that?" Okay." "Yes." "I understand that." "My God." "And, you know, obviously, this is how you feel about..." "Don't talk..." "No." "this?" "No, I..." "Listen." "Just please don't talk to the boys about this anymore, okay?" "I don't want to fight with you about this, but, like, I just..." "I'm not fighting with you at all about anything." "I just..." "Yeah, okay." "Look..." "Can you just, like..." "Listen." "I..." "I don't..." "Let's just not have everybody know everything about me, obviously." "Like, you know, you came to the... the cottage, and you wanted to get drunk and get laid, and I was there, and I was drunk, and I was available." "No, no, no, no, no." "That's not at all." "That's..." "And, like, I get it, but it's like..." "Do you know me?" "I'm not like that." "I..." "I don't..." "I'm not like this either." "I don't have one-night stands." "A one-night stand, okay." "Look." "Here's the thing." "I like you." "Okay?" "And..." "What?" "I'd like to hang out with you..." "You mean, like a..." "I think..." "You wanna go on a date?" "Yeah, like a date." "Okay, look..." "I just..." "Look." "Let's, like..." "I don't..." "You remember the grade nine dance?" "You know?" "Guess who's staying another night!" "This bitch?" "This bitch." "Yeah, yeah." "I know." "Darren is off getting while-girl wasted with the guys." "That's great." "I'm glad he's getting along with them so well." "Me too." "Hey, did you talk to Dan?" "Yeah, no." "No more talking for me." "I think we operate best from a very far distance." "Hey, Alycia." "Did you talk to Freddy?" "Talk to Freddy about what?" "My God!" "You fucked Freddy?" "Sorry." "I thought everybody knew." "Well, now, everybody does." "Don't worry." "I'm not gonna tell anyone." "I think that is fantastic." "Thank you." "I do, too." "I think it's really fucking embarrassing." "No." "I've been waiting for this to happen for, like, 10 years." "Yeah." "He's been in love with you forever." "He just cornered me, and then I booked it." "And I was like" this can never happen again."" "Poor Fred." "Okay." "Look." "It doesn't have to happen again." "I..." "And the good thing is that, now, he's already a notch on your belt." "You can fuck him all you want, no new numbers." "It's perfect." "No." "I don't need to be drunk and slutty anymore." "I'm not you two years ago." "I'm too old for that now." "Okay." "Well, I'm not gonna say ouch 'cause I don't believe in slut shaming." "But what I was trying to say is that I'm kind of..." "I'm kind of freakin' out in my situation too, you know?" "Like, I'm thinking about the fact that Darren is the only penis I'm gonna have for the rest of my life." "That's awful." "No, I'm..." "I'm not saying it's awful." "I'm just saying it's, like, you know, I'm happy." "I love him." "It's just, what if his balls sag to his knees or, like, his dick stops working or something crazy?" "Yeah." "I get it." "I mean, like, I was there with Dan, you know?" "And I thought that it would be me and him forever." "And then, I was faced with that as an option, and I was very scared." "And I couldn't do it." "I just kept thinking," ""What if there's somebody who's a slightly better fit for me?"" "You know?" "Or inside of you?" "Yeah." "One guy who wants to have sex with you and only you for the rest of your life." "Like, that kind of loyalty, that's brutal." "So, Marley..." "Yeah?" "Are all your friends jerks?" "Some, some of 'em, yeah." "Some but not all?" "Some but not all." "I feel like that's everyone, though." "I think I got stuck with a lot of jerks." "Come on." "No, no, no." "I mean, you take somebody like Freddy." "Freddy is a perfect example of, like, a..." "A truly, like, lovely guy, a lovely guy..." "Yeah." "Who is just super boring." "Like, this is the most excitement that he's gonna see in his life, this weekend right here." "What, you're not having the best time ever?" "I'm having a great time." "And the guy that you, came with, what was his name?" "Come on." "Yeah." "What about him?" "Just thinks that he can talk to me about what my life should be, you know, when he's, like, driving around a dead guy's car delivering paper." "You know what I mean?" "Honestly, I don't know how he scored you, hot artist chick." "Well, yeah, I guess he's a bit preachy." "A bit?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Okay." "Yeah." "He's preachy." "He's fuck... he..." "I'll tell you." "He really bugs me with this one thing he does." "He does..." "He tells me, like, how I'm fucking young and, like, how things were when he was young and whatever like I'm..." "Well, I wouldn't listen to that guy." "He's a fuckin' moron." "I guarantee you he doesn't remember what happened in his day." "Geez." "Wait." "Pass me that." "And, like, I don't know what's going on between you two, but it seems like, you know, he talks at you, and he doesn't..." "He does it with me, too." "He doesn't listen to what you actually want." "That's exactly right." "Guy's gotta tend to his own flock before he tends..." "Starts tending to my flock." "You have a flock?" "You know what I mean?" "Yeah." "Are you a whole flock?" "Well, don't you think you should just tell him that's how you feel?" "Hard guy to have a real conversation with." "I don't know." "But, like, as a friend, you know, you should let him know what you want with him, you know?" "It's a two-way street." "If he is really your friend, he'll just stick with you no matter what, you know, no matter if you're, like, crashing and burning or whatever he thinks you're doing." "He'll stick around and put it all out." "Do you think that I'm crashing and burning?" "It doesn't matter what I think." "Hey." "Hey." "How's it going?" "Good." "Good." "Just a little stoned, enjoying myself." "I mean, how can I not?" "It's so beautiful out here." "It's insane." "God." "I know." "I miss this place." "You want a beer?" "Sure." "Yeah." "Thanks." "It's really nice that you guys have come out here for so many years." "I know the group dynamic has been a bit weird lately." "But I don't know." "You can tell you guys really care about each other." "Okay." "Hold on." "I need to pull up a chair for this one." "But can you, like, explain to me about this group dynamic?" "I..." "Sorry." "Was that weird for me to bring up?" "I just..." "No!" "It's interesting." "I want to hear about this, your thoughts." "Well, I don't know." "It's just..." "It's been shedding a bit of light on my own situation." "You know," "I have a very similar group of tight friends from high school back home." "And, like, a lot of them went to university, and I stayed in the city 'cause of work and whatever." "I just think that, you know, being around you guys has just shown me that maybe, you know, life gets in the way after a while." "It's a weird thing to think about." "Yeah." "It is for sure." "But like, this..." "This tight group, it has some holes." "Well, I think they're fixable." "I mean, I'm trying to get my handle on everything." "So you were with Matthew in high school?" "Yes." "Okay." "How was that?" "I mean, you guys seem really nice like you deal well with each other now." "Yeah, no." "It was... it was great." "We... we were each other's first everything." "We fought a lot." "We fucked a whole lot, which was fantastic." "And, yeah, it was nice." "We came out on the other side with just love." "You know, there was no tension, no drama." "None of the friends had to pick a side in the divorce, so it was easy." "That's so awesome." "No drama." "That's my kind of situation." "Yeah." "Me too." "Hey." "Hey." "What's going on?" "Are we good?" "What's up?" "I don't know what makes you think that you can just say whatever you want about my life like you know what the fuck is going on." "The fuck is with that, man?" "Are we doing this?" "Well, don't call me over and say "Are..." "Are we good?" and then, "Are we doing this?"" "Yeah, fuck you." "Let's do it." "Look." "I'm sorry." "I really am." "Okay?" "I didn't mean to insult you." "But listen, Matty." "You gotta fucking be honest with yourself, man." "You are a little bit..." "A little bit behind." "I'm a little bit behind?" "Yeah." "What am I a little bit behind?" "Am I a little bit behind you, Dan?" "Because from where I'm standin', it kinda seems like we've been at the same point there for a while." "We go out drinkin' together." "We do stupid shit." "And everything kind of works out." "I mean, if you really wanna see somebody who's not livin' up to their potential, here's a fucking mirror for you, man." "Yeah." "You know what?" "That's a warped one, all right?" "Why don't you try and hold down a job..." "Yeah, there's a warped mirror." "Pay some bills?" "You know, I have a job." "I go to work." "I do these things." "Why don't you try that?" "That's right." "Pay some bills..." "You got a job, right!" "Or something like that, you know?" "Right." "I'm so..." "Yeah." "But no." "Not all of our families have fucking paper mills." "Seriously?" "It was an accident, all right?" "I'm sorry." "Hang on." "Fucking serious?" "You're gonna knock the beer out of my hand?" "I'm trying to have a fucking conversation like a man." "Jesus Christ." "You do live in your parents' basement, don't you?" "Don't you?" "I work, man." "I go to..." "I go to work." "I have a job!" ""I work!" "I work!"" "Then get your own fucking place!" "What are you doing in your parents' basement?" "Jesus." "You have a job." "Yeah." "And you go to work." "That's right." "You think that makes you special?" "What about the things that you kept talkin' about and talkin' about and talkin' about?" ""I'm gonna be a writer." "I'm gonna be this." Just fuckin' talking!" "You can be as loud as you want." "Really, you can." "Okay." "All right." "But you know what the thing is?" "How 'bout I whisper for you?" "You know what the saddest part is?" "How 'bout I whisper for you?" "Is that you actually were the most talented one." "I was the most talented one, the most..." "You were." "You were better than me." "I was the most..." "You were smarter than all of us." "It's not about better than you." "And what the fuck have you done, man, honestly?" "Dan, It's not about better than you." "Look at you." "You know, you could've had it all." "Dude, don't talk to me." "You really could've, man." "But you just had to put one fuckin' step in front of another one." "Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking child that didn't work out!" "Who's the guy who came up here with a beautiful woman to shield himself from his fuckin' feelings for a girl that he truly loves because he was too fucking pussy to make it work?" "How does that feel, you fuckin' baby?" "Call me a baby, yeah?" "You're a fuckin'..." "Come at me!" "Fucker!" "You were the one." "You were supposed to be the fuckin'..." "You idiot!" "Watch my fucking glasses!" "Do not fuck up my glasses, Daniel!" "Guys, enough!" "Stop it!" "Dan, get off!" "I think I won." "What was that?" "I think I won." "You okay?" "Yeah." "He's just a loudmouth idiot." "I don't know." "Come here." "Dan." "Dan, stop." "Look." "I know you have this thing with Matthew, and that's whatever." "It's just..." "I think you have a lot to deal with here that doesn't involve me." "Yeah." "It's fine." "It's okay." "I mean, we all have those people in our lives, I guess." "Just..." "It's just, I'm not blind." "Look." "If you want me to take you back to the city tonight, we can do that." "I just don't really wanna make a scene, you know?" "I'm actually having a really good time." "Your friends are awesome." "This cabin's dope." "So I'm..." "I'm easy." "You don't have to worry about that." "Okay?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "I'll catch you later." "Yeah." "All right, your turn." "Do it." "What is this?" "Do it!" "Come on!" "You're doing it." "You're doing it." "You're doing it." "Drink that thing!" "There you go." "I knew you had it in you!" "Okay." "Dee?" "Yeah?" "Now that you're loose," "I wanna hear about being 30." "'Cause, like, I feel a little like there's this carrot hanging in the air that I keep chasing around against my own will." "And I need to know." "It's really not that serious." "It's... it's..." "I mean, it's a landmark, yes." "But it's..." "Remember when you were graduating high school, and... and for those 4 years it was like, "Graduating!"" "You know, that was the pinnacle?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Everybody does it." "Maybe 30 is just when you figure out that you'll never really figure it out." "It's poetic." "That's very dark, D." "How do you feel about Darren..." "My God!" "I just saw Matt and Marley." "And they were flirting." "And they were making shameless eye contact." "What?" "That's not that surprising, I guess." "Darren, here, was just droppin' some sage on the big 3-0." "No." "No offense, but I don't wanna have that conversation right now." "Like, I cannot deal with the fact that I am gonna be 30 in 3 years." "Honestly, all I care about is that weird 19-year-old who is flirting with my one friend and fucking my other friend because that is juice!" "God." "You know, Marley actually kind of reminds me of Julie a little bit." "Yeah." "I was saying that earlier!" "She totally does." "Yeah." "Julie was telling me about her shroom days." "I bet she was a softy." "I'm sorry." "No, no, no." "She has a softness for sure." "Hey." "Raise your hand if you ever got a B.J. from Julia?" "Why don't you raise your hand if you ever got an STD from Julia, right?" "What'd you just say?" "Nothing." "I'm joking." "What is your fucking problem with me, Alycia?" "I'm supposed to be your oldest friend." "And you haven't said one nice thing to me this whole weekend." "You have become so superficial and petty." "And you're fuckin' cruel." "And if I met you right now," "I would never be your friend!" "You wanna know why your life is so fuckin' shitty?" "!" "Because it's filled with you!" "You are your biggest problem!" "Take a seat?" "How ya doin'?" "I've been better." "Yeah?" "Heard, you and Alycia got into it a bit." "A bit." " How'd you do?" " I think I won." "Attagirl." "Boy, she loves to do that, though?" "I don't know." "I just really have no fucking clue why she hates me." "I don't think she hates you." "I think she just has a deep, deep well of insecurity, that girl." "And she's jealous of you." "I mean, come on." "Look at you." "It's just easy when you've known somebody that long to just fuckin' twist it." "What happened with you and Dan?" "I don't know." "Just fuckin'..." "He said some shit to me that I..." "It got me, you know?" "It fuckin' got me." "He told me..." "I'm behind." "And he says..." "And as much of a fucking hypocrite as that guy is, he's right." "I am fucking behind." "I don't know what the fuck I'm doin', Jules." "I am drifting." "I look at what you're doin', and it's so amazing, you know?" "You're building something." "You... you found something." "And you're goin' with it, and made changes." "And I don't..." "I don't have that." "I'm not close to that." "I'm fuckin' losing." "No, you are not losing." "No." "And you know what?" "If you wanted that, you could have it, too." "Yeah?" "Yes." "I don't know." "Listen." "I know you hate when I pry, but I'm going to." "All right." "Don't you ever just want more for yourself?" "Because I..." "I want that for you." "And I know you would kill for those guys." "You know, they love you." "We all love you." "And we just... we just wanna see you do something that makes you really fucking happy." "You're on the old turnpike." "You know, maybe it's..." "Maybe it's time to open up your first checking account." "I don't know what that is, but it sounds like it might be a good idea." "Yo!" "Hey." "Hey." "What are you doin'?" "I'm chillin'." "Yeah?" "You good?" "Yeah, I don't know." "I think I gotta kind of figure my shit out." "Yeah." "Don't we all?" "I gotta go after what I want." "What do you want?" "This." "Hey, sweetie." "Wanna do a check-in?" "Check-in?" "I just want to apologize because this weekend has been a fucking mess." "And I don't even know why I wanted to go and party because it is not me now, it really isn't." "Yeah." "But you can't say that." "You are who you are." "Your past is a part of who you are." "So you doubt me?" "No." "I'm not doubting you." "I..." "I just want you to tell me yourself." "I want..." "I..." "I don't wanna be blindsided like that in front of your friends." "It's embarrassing, that whole blow job thing?" "You don't think it was embarrassing for me?" "I'm really sorry that you had to hear it like that." "But, I mean..." "I guess with all the practice I got," "I'm really good with you now." "You're crazy." "Look." "I just wanna know from you, okay, whatever you wanna tell me." "I'm cool with that." "If it's a little bit, if it's a lot, I'm not gonna judge you." "I know you won't judge me." "And I'm really sorry." "You shouldn't apologize." "I do have to..." "No." "No, you don't." "Look." "I..." "I love you so much." "And that's not gonna change." "I love you." "And it just fucking sucks because" "I have worked my ass off to be this person, you know?" "And to have somebody throw that shit from a million years ago at me sucks." "Don't let her get to you." "Alycia?" "She's just insecure." "You know that." "Yeah." "You know what?" "I need to..." "I need to clear my conscience with you." "I'm gonna tell you my number." "And it is not gonna be pretty." "No." "You don't... you don't..." "I have to." "Just don't." "It is double digits." "It's high double digits." "Also, I have made out with two of the three girls here." "And they both touched my boobs at separate times." "I'm sorry." "That's hot." "Should we wait for Matthew and Marley?" "No." "All right." "Well, let's eat." "Yeah." "Can you pass the peppers, Freddy?" "Yeah." "Right." "So today, I got into a fight with one of my best friends." "Then, after that, my 19-year-old girlfriend, she left me, for one of my best friends, same guy." "And, yeah, that's where I'm at now." "That's funny?" "I think she was too good for you." "That's honest." "Yeah, that's good." "I just don't get it because all the cars are still here." "I don't..." "Where are they?" "I don't know." "Speaking of which, though, we should probably go pack." "Wait." "I thought..." "I thought you guys were staying the other night." "Yeah." "Well, things change." "Okay." "But none of that French exit shit." "You'll get your hug." "Okay." "And I know, like, I know that I crossed the line with Julia there." "Like, I really did." "I should not have fucking said that." "But I just, like, I hate being around her." "Being around her, it just makes me feel so fucking awful because it's, like, you know, everybody's looking at her." "And they're thinking, like, "She has her life together,"" "you know?" "And she always did whatever the fuck she wanted." "And I always did everything right." "And I work at a bar, you know?" "And with Freddy, like, Freddy is a nice guy." "Like, Freddy is a nice guy." "And he's very sweet to me." "But, like, he's not Prince Charming." "He's more like, a squire or something." "But it's, like, why can't I give him a shot?" "You know, I just..." "I just..." "I don't know what to do with him because, like, I don't..." "I don't wanna make a mistake." "And I..." "I don't want him to fuck me over." "And I don't wanna sell myself short." "Okay." "Real talk." "Come here." "You have to stop comparing your life to other people's lives, to Julia's life 'cause this is yours." "Like, if you keep living with all these..." "These non-negotiables, you keep saying no, then..." "Then it's gonna be a really limited life, right?" "It's hard." "I know, honey." "But I don't want that for you." "You're so great." "I don't want that for you." "And when you're talking about, like, falling in love..." "Fuck, you have to just dive in." "You have to go for it." "That's terrifying!" "So you do it." "And, like, I know, but we deal with it." "If it goes badly, so what?" "It's so scary!" "I know." "I know." "But listen." "Okay." "I'm listening." "Listen." "That's part of it, okay?" "It's fuckin' scary." "Okay, but what do I do?" "Do I just go to Freddy, and I say what?" "Like, "I'm sorry?" I think so, yes." "And that's a very hard word." "But, you can do it." "And so what..." "So what if it doesn't work out?" "We just, like, get the fuck out of here in Mazzy." "Right." "My car's been far more reliable than any man." "Okay." "Right?" "Okay." "It's gonna be okay." "Fuck it, here goes." "Yes." "Here goes." "I'm gonna..." "Okay." "I love you." "I love you." "Hey." "What's good?" "Not much, not much." "How are you?" "I'm pissed, pissed off at Dan." "I'm pissed off at Matthew." "I'm pissed at..." "Are you pissed off at me?" "Yeah, I'm mad at you." "Well, you should be." "Because I know that I fucked up this weekend in, like, one million ways." "And I..." "Yeah, that's true." "No." "I'm really sorry because I really want to go on a date with you." "Yeah." "I..." "I..." "I don't know." "I don't know." "Now you don't know?" "Yeah." "I don't know if I wanna..." "Now you don't know?" "I don't know if I wanna go on a date with you." "Because..." "Yeah, sure, last night was great." "It was... it was fantastic." "And then, snap..." "The next day, you treat me like shit." "You barely even talk to me." "And I don't wanna be with somebody who can only be honest with themselves when they get drunk." "Okay." "I wanna run right now." "But I'm not going to because I want to work my shit, Freddy, because I wanna go on a date with you." "I want to go on a date with you." "I kind of like hearing you say that." "Freddy, I wanna go on a date with you." "Okay." "Well, I..." "I think you should pitch to me, just a little bit." "You want me to pitch to you a little bit?" "Yeah, yeah, just a little bit." "Okay." "Freddy, I wanna go on a date with you because I know how fucked up I am." "And I don't wanna be like that anymore." "And when I'm with you, I just feel normal." "And I feel like I can talk to you." "And then I just lie on your chest, and it feels so nice." "You can be an asshole, all right?" "I know." "But... but you're also the most amazing girl." "You're amazing." "Look at you." "You're beautiful." "You're smokin' hot." "You're fuckin' smart." "Everything about you..." "But when you just start sayin' things like," ""Everything is like this,"" "and, "Everything is like that," and, "People are, like..."" "and, "That's so random," and, like, "My..."" "I'm sorry." "I know that's rude." "But, like, just be real." "Just be honest." "Just be you." "You're perfect." "Just be Alycia." "That's who I like." "Okay." "So you're gonna go on a date with me, then?" "Y-yeah." "I'll go on a date with you because," "I know you really, really, really, really wanna go on a date with me, but you apologize to Julia, okay?" "Because she's your best friend." "It would mean a lot to me." "It would help this weekend so much to just go talk to her, okay?" "Freddy, you're gonna make me better." "Okay, go." "Okay." "It's going real nice." "Do you love it?" "I like it." "You like it?" "You gotta love it." "Love's a little strong." "Told you." "Yeah, let's switch back." "Good fire, right?" "Super strong man work you did there." "Robin, Dan." "Daniel, Robin, how you doin'?" "What?" "Freddy?" "What is that?" "What?" "You just seem weird." "Do I?" "You're acting strangely, I think, a little." "I'm acting like a guy who basically just caught some feelings with Alycia." "What?" "Did you guys have sex again?" "Fuck." "Did you know they had sex?" "Yeah." "No, no, no, no." "Like, she came by, acting all apologetically." "And I just made her own up to her own shit like a man." "It was great." "And we're gonna have a little sit-down when we get back to the city." "Yes!" "A sit-down like..." "Like she's in trouble at the principal's office?" "Are you gonna sit her down and talk to her?" "Shit." "And yeah, you're in trouble!" "I'm comin' in 'cause I love you guys." "I love when..." "I wanna be close and cozy." "When you come in close." "Okay." "But I need to hear more." "I need to hear what went down because you were off for a bit." "Yeah, I was, you know?" "But I was basically like," ""Biiiitch!" Just, like, "Stop," like, just, "Yo..." "Yo, don't fuck about," you know?" "I feel like none of that happened." "You definitely did not call her, "Bitch."" "No." "But I said, like, basically," ""Stop actin' like an asshole," you know?" ""You're actin' like an asshole."" "And it was good." "I'm fuckin' proud of you, buddy!" "I'm excited, man." "I like her." "I'm gonna say it." "I like her." "And I think she likes me, too, so..." "And, like, this cottage is sort of a couple maker." "Is it the couple maker?" "Just, I'm thinking about couples." "I'm..." "I'm just wondering where M and M are." "Eminem, he's in Detroit, just making hit records with Dr. Dre." "She's talking about Matthew and Marley, you idiot." "Fuck them." "They're probably in some tree, writing poetry on, like, that white bark of a tree..." "Birch bark." "That's what it is." "Yeah, birch bark." "What were you thinking, bringing her to the cottage?" "Thank you." "I don't know." "I just..." "I'm not gonna let it ruin my night because I'm having a really nice time." "I'm just a bit concerned 'cause, like, you watch the news and you hear a bunch of shit." "And, like, people are at cottages." "And there's, like, there's an animal of sorts." "There's, like, a wild animal." "There's, like, somebody's drowned." "It happens." "I'm fuckin' serious!" "That's..." "You sound like you're readin'" ""Cosmo" from, like, 10 years ago." "I do." "That's not a bad thing because I read there women should keep pepper spray with them at all times." "I do that." "You check your car seat for intruders." "Intruders?" "What is wrong with..." "That... there's a snort." "That snort takes me back." "You remember what that snort reminds me of?" "What?" "Nothin'." "I'm happy for you." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Me, too." "Can I just..." "Okay." "This is nice." "Julia and Darren definitely left." "Nah, she loves a goodbye." "And Alycia went to talk to her." "That's some talk." "I really do not need to be drinking anymore." "Come on, one more." "Okay." "All right." "Rob, you want a drink?" "No." "No, thanks." "It's really fuckin' quiet." "Where's everybody?" "I don't know." "Julie and Darren's bags are there." "And they were supposed to leave, a long time ago." "Well, if their bags are here, then they're here, right?" "Well..." "And their car's still there." "So then they gotta be here." "Yeah." "Maybe they went for a walk?" "You think they went for a walk?" "It's the middle of the night." "And... and, like, what about Alycia?" "You guys had that great talk, right?" "You don't think it's weird that she didn't..." "That she didn't come hang out with us by the fire?" "But Alycia went to go talk to Julia and patch things up." "That was hours ago, okay?" "And Julia and Darren had to leave and be back for the engagement party." "And they haven't left yet." "And where the fuck are Matthew and Marley?" "Okay." "Thanks, Robin." "Now, you're really scaring me." "'Cause you know I'm right!" "Hey." "Come on." "Take it easy, please, all right?" "No!" "Don't tell... don't fuckin' tell me to take it easy!" "Just relax." "Don't do that." "And don't tell me to relax 'cause you know something's wrong, right?" "Yeah." "But freaking out's not gonna help." "Come on." "So then what am I supposed to do?" "Not this." "So then fucking help me!" "Then tell me what..." "What's going on!" "It's fine!" "It's not fine!" "It's not fine!" "It's not fine." "I wanna fix this." "I just don't know what we should do." "Okay." "Look." "This is my cottage." "I know the area." "I'm gonna go out." "And I'm gonna find them." "No, absolutely not." "I don't want you to go outside." "All right." "Then I'll go with him, all right?" "No." "I don't want you to go too and then I'm fucking here alone." "Then come with us!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "I just..." "I'm just not sure how to go about this." "Okay." "Look." "I don't know what we do." "Dan's gonna stay here with you, okay?" "I'm gonna go down to the bunkie." "And they're gonna be there playing HedBanz or some shit." "And I'm gonna yell at them." "I'm gonna bring them back." "And we're gonna laugh about this, okay?" "It's just... it's five minutes." "Five minutes?" "Yeah." "Okay?" "Okay." "Wait." "Just be careful, okay?" "Yeah." "It's been too long." "Can you agree with me, please?" "I don't wanna feel this scared alone." "I just need you on my side." "Look." "I am on your side, okay?" "But I can't do that." "I can't lean into this fear." "It's not right." "I need you to be on my team." "I am on your team." "Are you?" "Yes." "Then why aren't you doing anything?" "Because, Robin..." "Where are our friends?" "All I can fuckin' do is get out there!" "I get it." "I shouldn't have said..." "You want to leave." "I want to leave?" "I want to leave?" "You fuckin' left me." "No." "You always leave." "I asked you to marry me." "And you left!" "That's what happened, facts." "Fine." "You proposed, but there was a lot of other shit we needed to deal with." "I didn't even know where..." "Where you were for days at a time." "I didn't know if you were happy." "It's just like... a..." "A ring isn't a remedy, Dan!" "A ring isn't a remedy?" "Look." "It felt right, okay?" "I'm sorry I didn't do it in the right way." "But have you ever known me to do that?" "And trust me." "I thought about those things." "We didn't maybe talk about it." "But our families, our kids, our future together, that's why I did what I did." "You thought about all that?" "Of course I did." "Just being with you was enough." "That's all I needed." "I just wanted you to ask me what I wanted." "What do you want?" "I'm askin' you now." "I don't know." "But I do know that I'm fuckin' sorry." "And I should have done that with you." "You know, I was just..." "I was just so fuckin' angry with you for... for..." "For ruining everything, for not just sitting and talking to me, for just showing up with a ring 'cause, like, I remember the first time we met." "And I..." "I remember exactly that feeling." "And from that moment," "I've never not felt anything for you, you know?" "You make me so fuckin' angry, and you make me really fuckin' happy." "And I just thought that, once I was done with you, that I could find that with somebody else." "And I haven't been able to." "And that scares me so much." "And then, you show up here with a girl, with another girl?" "I thought I'd be cool." "I was trying to be fine with it." "And I was not." "And, like, that's how I know." "That's how I know this isn't done." "And, I just don't know what to do with that." "I don't wanna keep hurting each other." "I don't wanna keep doing that." "I'm tired." "I know." "These last two years since we've been apart," "Jesus, what a mess." "19 years old?" "Really?" "Jesus." "Come on, man." "All right, look." "I may be one way." "I may be this degenerate piece of shit, okay?" "Dan..." "But you are also a neurotic psycho sometimes, okay?" "And that's okay." "My point is that I like that shit." "I like your shit 'cause your shit makes my shit better." "Look, I don't know where our friends are tonight." "I don't know where Freddy is." "I don't know where Matty is." "I don't know where any of them are, okay?" "What I can do for you and me is I can go out there and I can find them." "And I know you're scared, because I'm scared, too." "And we go out there together, as that team." "Whatever it is, whatever happens," "I don't actually even care as long as you're there with me." "But that's all I got, okay?" "Now what?"