"Year 01" "No music?" "No, well, yes, a few songs, later in the movie." "Oh my!" "it's a superproduction!" "At first we said "Year 01, a film we should make together"" "and indeed we were a lot, but not everyone at the same time, course." "The studio would have been too small." "Well, there was no studio, it was shot in the streets, in the fields, everywhere!" "Those are the people who acted." "Can't read that!" "Doesn't matter..." "People will recognize the actors." "What about the others?" "They'll recognize themselves." "Oh, that's Paco on the right, I know him!" "He gets called "Paco" because the police is looking for him but his real name is Manuel Durouchoux!" "Shhh!" "It's starting!" "Hello, sir" "I saw you a few times... but I never got to talk to you!" "I believe you always board in the front, that's why!" "Yeah, I usually board before 1st class, I find it less crowded." "Well I mostly board around here, I'm used to it." "Yup." "I've been taking this train for 12 years." "Me too." "About that long." "Yesterday you didn't take it." "You noticed?" "It's true, I missed it..." "I took the next one!" "You didn't really miss it." "You just didn't board." "That's right, but I still took the next one." "But not boarding..." "Was that on purpose?" "Yes, it's stupid..." "Suddenly I..." "I had an urge not to board anymore!" "Never to board the train anymore?" "No, no, not never, I mean... that's not it, but..." "Always the same train, you know!" "It may be easier for two people, don't you think?" "What?" "Not to take the train." "Dunno..." "The good thing is, we're not afraid!" "Actually..." "We don't... they're not gonna slap us, right?" "We are safe." "What about them?" "You think it's because they fear being slapped that they work so hard?" "It's not right... it's wrong to act this way!" "We should tell them:" ""You are too old to... too old to get slapped or spanked!"" "That's what we should tell them!" "You just said something very important, because it's only been, what?" "ten minutes since we escaped..." "And actually we have... now we have something to tell people." "But how will we express that?" "We need... we will find something to say, we... huh..." "Premium?" "Yes, 50FF" "Be careful not to spend too much gas!" "What's he talking about?" "I don't' know." "Are they planning a strike?" "No, didn't read such a thing." "I didn't read anything about that in the papers." "Me neither, nothing like that." "I don't think I have any cash left, can you look for 50FF?" "OK, I'll check." "Nothing at all." "So, what did you mean earlier about saving gas?" "The guys working in refineries decided to learn music!" "Is that a joke?" "Not at all, it's official!" "It's almost "Year 01"." "And you actually believe those stories?" "You bet!" "All week long I refill tanks, of course I believe in it!" "And should anyone do it, that'll be me!" "And how are you gonna feed your family?" "Gonna hunt buffalos?" "We'll send the guys making this crap grow crops, so we have enough wheat." "Yeah, that's the... er... gift, for one tankful of gas." "French plastic flowers." "Say, are you gonna spend your time watching the wheat grow?" "Sounds good to me." "You're gonna be bored big time!" "We were born to work!" "How can you tell at all?" "Anyway we'll have plenty of time to figure it all out." "And if we actually have to work we can kill ourselves, at least we'll know why!" "So, do all of your customers get this show?" "Yeah, but each time it's improving!" "I'm breaking in!" "Haha!" "Here goes." "Thanks!" "Move it guys, delivery is at 6!" "Sure thing!" "No trouble!" "What might this be?" "A piece of paper!" "How unusual!" "What are you going to do with it?" "Something's written on it!" "Could be a message?" "A love letter..." ""Cook your own éclairs..." Now that's some advice!" ""We'd rather go to the beach."" "How rude!" ""Choux paste recipe..." This is getting interesting!" ""You need 150g of flour, three eggs," "50g of butter..."" "Say, have you heard about Year 01?" "Well, young people talk about it..." "Right..." "But, you think it's the answer, to quit everything?" "Well..." "You need to eat, right?" "You think we'll always need fish, then?" "Of course we will!" "But... fewer and fewer people eat it." "Smells like diesel." "Water is polluted." "But what if everything stops?" "If it does, I'll keep on doing something..." "I have many abilities!" "I'll keep my hands busy." "So the walls aren't enough anymore, now they write "01" in the sky now..." "I'm sure it's advertising." "For a toothpaste or soap brand." "I don't think so, it's too famous now for changing." "01 is 01!" "Don't count on me for this." "Let's say everyone goes, say there's a general mobilization..." "What would you do?" "A general mobilization is different..." "We have to go." "We are forced." "You're also happy, because you can live the life you dreamed of as a kid!" "But you can get killed!" "Well that's what 01 is about:" "it's a war without the war part." "And everyone will go:" "men, women, kids..." "Ah!" "War alongside women, now we're talking!" "I knew it would come to this!" ""Women" is all you can think about..." "But of course!" "And I sure hope we'll think about it out loud!" "And also without making a big deal of it, like the rest, and that it's simple!" "If it comes from both the head and the stomach, if it brings the pieces of the puzzle together..." "Then yes, I agree!" "No more cars!" "Only bikes!" "No more cars!" "Only bikes!" "(...)" "Pedestrians walk with us!" "Free our lawns!" "It stinks, it pollutes, it makes people nervous!" "(...)" "Speeding forbidden!" "Speeding forbidden!" "(...)" "You OK?" "No, tell him to check the frequency." "I only have 49 here." "Right." "Hey!" "Your frequency!" "Can you hear me?" "OK, I'm sending the carrier!" "I'll start broadcasting!" "Whenever you want!" "Let's go for the upper mid.!" "Don't touch anything!" "Your TV is working perfectly well" "*This is a pirate show (a short one!" ")* We are told: "happiness is progress, take a step forward!"" "We are told: "happiness is progress, take a step forward!"" "And progress happens, but happiness is nowhere to be seen." "So why not take a step sideways?" "Why not try something else?" "If we took a step sideways, we would see the yet unseen." "What are you doing?" "Looking inside my head..." "If we took a step sideways, lines wouldn't lead to counters!" "If we took a step sideways, guns wouldn't aim at soldiers!" "Whatcha doin'?" "Jus' havin' fun!" "If we took a step sideways, spanks wouldn't hit asses!" "I took a step sideways, I turned around, he also took a step sideways, and BING!" "I took it in the face!" "If we took a step sideways, we would ring at our neighbour's door instead of ours!" "Hello?" "Good evening, I'm your neighbour..." "I never dared talking to you, so..." "I thought it could start tonight." "It's so stupid living next to each other, and not know each other..." "Please come on in!" "Thank you!" "What about exchanging our IDs?" "My name has been Henri Marie Marcel Jean for 34 years," "I could use a change." "You want the same name as me?" "Viviane Aldiéry, isn't it a pretty name?" "Viviane, yeah, I dig that" "I was born in the 15th district and never moved, is someone interested?" "Say, you wanna go to the south?" "I have a house in Vence" "Oh, but wait, it's not me anymore, it's him who's me!" "Do you agree?" "Sure, but I'd like to keep Viviane." "Well, you can keep it!" "You can have it too, if you'd like." "28-37, that's a nine years gap!" "Ah, so you earn nine years!" "Yeah, well it's more like I loose them." "No, you earn them!" "What about quitting everything?" "What are you doing?" "Making the revolution!" "Making progress?" "Yeah." "It's urgent, did you see the planning?" "Yeah, yeah." "How much more time do you need?" "About fifteen minutes!" "Fifteen minutes, is that a joke?" "No, why?" "You need at least six more hours!" "Not to mention assembling!" "Yeah, but the thing is, I've got help!" "I have buddies everywhere!" "Come on guys!" "We'll show the chief how great a team we are!" "Who are these jokers!" "?" "You're not even from this factory!" "If you're looking for trouble, you'll find a big surprise!" "What's the matter?" "Don't you recognize them?" "You see them everyday!" "These guys aren't from the factory." "Today we're making a change." "We all came." "No more secrets!" "Come on guys, let's introduce ourselves!" "Chief!" "You are looking at the most underground of all pop bands!" "The Slow Welders!" "Every monday, playing blowtorch..." "Jimmy Monday!" "Every tuesday, yours truly, Bob Tuesday." "Archie Wednesday!" "While one of us is at the factory, the other five hang around the countryside." "We pick up dandelion, or harvest corn..." "Apples, sometimes nuts..." "Sharing the paycheck is a drag, but working only one day a week..." "We switched right under your nose everyday and you never noticed!" "And there's more!" "No secret anymore: we weren't the only ones!" "We were at least five bands in this factory alone!" ""The Free Fitters", "The Parasite Sewers", "The Rolling Grinders"..." "And "The Groupie Packers", ever heard of them?" "The Rock Movers" "The Cool Stampers" "Well, daddy-o?" "No getting sick on such a beautiful day!" "Comrades!" ""The Dixieland Chiefs"... are gonna play for you..." "In French: "The infernal work pace is a little night music for the big boss!"" "General demobilization, 8th preliminary exercice." "Today at said time, we stop what we're doing and talk to each other." "How did you know?" "I heard on the radio." "Of course, I always heard about the preliminary exercices this way!" "The radio guys are with us then!" "They're not with us, we are everywhere!" "Those quitting rehearsals are a great idea!" "We just hang out, quietly talking!" "We're getting used to talking with anybody, anywhere." "That's what matters." "And why not do it more often?" "We could do it ten, twenty times a day!" "Enough with the foreplay!" "Let's do it then!" "Let's quit everything once and for all!" "I agree" "I also agree, but when?" "It's easy, we just choose a date!" "Deal!" "Which date?" "Any day..." "Tuesday?" "OK for tuesday, but at what time?" "Why not 3 pm ?" "Let's quit everything!" "Tuesday, 3pm!" "There's a problem, in addition to everything we said... in addition to this problem, there's something you're forgetting." "For this operation we have unlimited money." "Not 10 or 20 billions, unlimited!" "It means we can use every media." "Exactly." "We can use the papers, the radio, the TV, we can put posters on Notre-Dame... even the Venus de Milo, anything!" "The president agrees to be a Sandwich board!" "Talk about an idea!" "Picture this: motorcycle cops driving in V formation behind the president's car, and the president is standing in the car waving at people wearing a big poster!" "That's a great idea!" "We have to find what we'll put on that poster!" "Well, "Year 01" for example!" ""Year 01, paid for by Beijing!"" ""01, it isn't a man's life!"" ""01 washes dirtier!" -"01 tastes not so good!"" "It's the first time advertisers are asked to make people not like a product!" "A product!" "?" "Yeah, a product!" "That's it!" "That's the idea!" "We have to make a product out of 01!" "A fashionable product, a bankable product!" "The brand "01" isn't registered?" "Not at all." "Then we have to make of 01... breeches! "01" breeches, "01" washing powder, "01" talcum powder!" ""01" toothpaste with "01 wild taste", etc." "...we trash the whole thing!" "That's really beautiful!" "We really have a nice job!" "I have another idea!" "For most people, year 01 will be a big party... with food and fucks, everything free!" "Ooooh!" "So we should fight with their own weapon by making the most huge party!" "That's an idea!" "With wine fountains and naked chicks serving caviar, naked chicks in the trees!" "What about women?" "Well, naked guys, the army, the firemen!" "Also naked in the trees!" "I think that actually, after a week people will have thrown up so much, there will be crap on all the Champs-Élysées, just hearing "01", they'll be sick!" "It's really... really... disgusting!" "Yeah, but it works!" "Disgusting, disgusting..." "It's our job!" "Yeah, but still, it's really disgusting." "Whatever..." "Before going any further, I have a question to ask." "Say we find a genius idea... for an ad campaign for hijacking 01." "Will we use this great idea?" "We have to think about it, but I think it's a given." "Good question..." "If we want to build the A-bomb... if we find the recipe for building one... we automatically build it." "And if we find a slogan that hijacks Year 01," "Year 01 will be hijacked." "By us or by other people." "So, do we actually search?" "Year 01 may actually start here." "Why not?" "Why not make a campaign for 01!" "For FREE!" "Fuck!" "I'd have a lot of ideas, but for once I wouldn't be ashamed!" "Publicists without shame, for once!" "Those in favour of 01, raise your hand!" "Yes!" "Everybody raises their hand, it's a joyful scream!" "How to stop this?" "This is unseen..." "We can try to stop a revolution rising..." "But stopping a quitting?" "We don't have any historical reference." "The leaders, the brain, the theorists, we never hear about them!" "What are the intelligence and police services doing?" "There's nobody..." "Yet everybody's there." "It's really catching up" "What about calling a general mobilization?" "It would just be a big laugh..." "For a few days the walls have been covered with posters... where it is written "general demobilization"!" "What about the rest of the World?" "China?" "In China... it's written in Chinese." "Let's quit everything" "Let's quit everything" "Let's quit everything" "Passengers waiting to take off should be aware that because of possible events planned flights are delayed until further notice." "So, you're waiting for possible events?" "Yeah, yeah." "Please, mister, are the rumors true?" "Yes madam, totally true." "Because you know..." "I'm coming from Argentina and over there people only talked about this but I didn't think that here..." "So you think things will happen in France?" "Yes, in France, in Denmark, in the US, in Sweden..." "Well, if it's everywhere..." "I feel so good here!" "During the press conference that was held this morning, the ministry of the interior talked solemnly to the French people." ""I'm asking you, he said, not to pursue any careless action which could only lead our country to chaos and to ruin." "My fellows Frenchmen, this is only a fad!" "Get a hold of yourselves!"" "End of quote." "In many countries similar speeches have been given." "As far as we're concerned, we want to state that after 3 pm no statement from the provisionally officials will be broadcasted on our stations." "Which is to say you won't hear ever again neither a ministry, nor a president, nor a director of anything." "Only 20 minutes left!" "We will do without these guys!" "They are thugs anyway." "So everyone agrees to meet here tomorrow morning?" "Yes!" "We'll decide what to do, right?" "So this is the last class." "Yes." "Beautiful silence, right?" "It's the same as my classroom." "What about them, do they agree?" "Yes." "We've been talking about it for a long time." "We have an idea of our next step." "Still, I'm pretty frightened." "Like being asked to jump from a high diving board." "Maybe we shouldn't have given such a precise timing." "That's the scary part." "To the last heat of steel!" "A lighter doesn't work that bad..." "Maybe this is a mistake." "OK, listen to this one!" ""Drink healthy!" "Tap water, danger!" "Mineral water, danger!" "Drink your saliva!" "Each salivor pill will make you produce a big glass of clear saliva!" "Cheers salivor!"" ""Cheers salivor!"" "You're right, that's enough." "We have to quit this mess, that's all!" "There won't be any of this left!" "Quality cans..." "Fine goods..." "No regrets?" "You know, I used to work in a can factory, so..." "What about you, no regrets?" "No regrets, always had this grocery..." "Doesn't change anything." "What would you like?" "Mmmh, your paté looks good." "Won't you make me a sandwich?" "No, listen!" "Come on, let's be serious!" "We said 3 pm!" "It's five to three!" "Just a little more effort!" "Five minutes." "Now be a nice guy and drive along." "It's getting real hot here, need a size 14 wrench, chap-chap." "There!" "Take that!" "Here's your size 14." "What's wrong with this guy?" "Always breaking my balls!" "Can't you see it's almost three?" "Yeah, well, if it's more than three, the wrenches are there, the car'll fix itself..." "Hey!" "It's three!" "What's happening?" "Ask these people!" "That's a general, wondering what's happening!" "That's a general, wondering what's happening!" "How pretty!" "Are you going to work?" "Yes." "You're gonna be late!" "Yes!" "I was going for cigarettes, and I totally forgot about the time!" "Now I'm stuck!" "You want one?" "No thanks..." "I'm doing just fine!" "It's wonderful to be able to talk to each other..." "without having met before!" "What to say?" "Anything..." "Talk about ourselves." "Not interesting..." "Books can do that a lot better." "Say, you don't look happy..." "Yes, I'm happy." "I know we have nothing to say, but..." "I also know we have time to look for it." "I feel we will find things yet untold!" "And this makes me happy." "I'm really excited, actually." "You think we can have ideas..." "that we don't have right now?" "That nobody ever had?" "I hope so." "Otherwise it's not worth it." "Well, you're right, it's exciting!" "Hello." "Hello." "My name is Geneviève." "And I'm Claude." "And I'm Rachid!" "I'm Jeannine." "I'm Riton!" "I'm Sylvain." "I'm Nathalie." "My name is Danièle." "Mine is Domi!" "My name is Henri but I'd like to be called Gustave!" "Hey, hi Gustave." "Hi Tatave!" "Hey, did you hear what the glider said?" "Yeah, down at the base we decided to stay in the premisces." "Cause this way we can use what's already there, it's easy and we can live together, well, those who want to." "If we do some work we can live there." "Anyway it's good to live in and keep an eye on the guys just in case they mess with things they shouldn't." "Attention!" "Just great!" "Word's been passed around." "At ease." "I like to be standing to attention." "Stretched knees, spreaded arms..." "It's good for the body." "Raising your arms without order is rebellion!" "I could have you all shot!" "By whom?" "By me!" "For God's sake, I can use a SMG, right?" "Bastard!" "Quit screwing around!" "You got taken for a ride..." "It's all lies, listen to me!" "Yeah, listen to him!" "What's gonna happen?" "You're gonna pay for everyone." "No kidding..." "Don't tell me the whole french army... is raising its arms, yeah?" "On the contrary!" "The whole french army stopped." "Every strategic spot." "The planes are where they should..." "on the ground!" "It's a shame, a kitten could sleep there!" "What about the navy?" "Well, they have to go back for now." "News are over." "Now they tell dreams." "I dreamt I was in a bed on the sidewalk and it started raining." "So I got under the bed, in the gutter, it rained so hard it was like a river." "Men were floating around, sliding on me." "So I took the chance to hold them." "You, lieutenant!" "So what now?" "What now?" "Let's not antagonize." "Some events are taking place, they're not bad..." "But they can get dangerous if left uncontrolled..." "If we don't quit in time." "Listen, guys..." "Why not set the example of an efficient and realistic contestation?" "Just tell me what's wrong, and I'll advocate for you, honestly!" "Of course, daddy!" "I like to salute, I'm gonna miss that..." "I'm the only one working!" "If you quit, you'll get a bullet in the ass!" "We never had a strike, it's not starting now!" "It's not a strike!" "Call it whatever you like," "I know what you're talking about in pubs with your bunch of lazy friends working at the factory!" "You get funny ideas from drinking!" "What are you doing here?" "You should be at the smeltery right now!" "Cut the engine!" "So, what are you gonna do?" "We're gonna farm like we used to." "We're gonna farm exactly the way it was done before... before the engines came and we had to work in the factory to build them." "But you were happy to work there to buy TVs, fridges, washing machines..." "We have all of this now, we're gonna keep it!" "You wanna be country bumpkins, like 100 years ago!" "As they say: "you know how to read, you can't unlearn"!" "It's really easy..." "All those stuffs you mentioned:" "fridge, TV, washing machine, we have it!" "I bought them!" "And to be able to pay for that junk, my wife has to be a work at the convenience store and I have to work for 8 hours, everyday, in a stupid job and I use the money I earn to buy some more..." "We can't go on living like this," "we have to quit and be smarter." "So what?" "Well, we're gonna try to farm as we used to!" "That's never gonna happen!" "You bunch of jokers!" "I tell you it's not gonna happen!" "You must be nuts!" "What time is it?" "3:10 pm." "They won't be here soon..." "That's for sure!" "They're gonna cruise all the pubs!" "Here they come!" "Here they come!" "They're all here!" "...thy leaves are so unchanging" "Not only green when summer's here, But also when 'tis cold and drear." "O Christmas Tree!" "O Christmas Tree!" "Thy leaves are so unchanging!" "It's over, we moved on!" "It's Year 01!" "Lazybones!" "Just another chance to do squat!" "I'll show you what it's like to leave everyday at 6 am!" "8 hours a day working the lathe!" "Come on guys!" "Can I have a wee?" "NO!" "Can I have a smoke?" "NO!" "I never made love in daytime, can I go?" "Bastard!" "You'll fuck after TV time, like everyone!" "Do you know what falls from there?" "Screws, bolts and bells" "Screws and protective shells" "Axes that propels!" "Electric appartment music bells" "So fuck it!" "Let's quit everything." "Let's quit making screws." "And as if by magic..." "No chief anymore..." "No boss anymore!" "No army anymore!" "No government anymore!" "No cars anymore!" "No pollution anymore!" "There are men!" "Come on down here!" "Yeah, come on!" "Come on down!" "We didn't drink!" "What're you doing?" "I'm taking my shoes off." "You sure it's not forbidden?" "Not anymore!" "Not anymore!" "Nothing is forbidden!" "Is it good?" "Yeah!" "yeah!" "Take it slow!" "Our lives are ahead of us!" "Analog, three:" "down 127 points from yesterday." "Atlantic S, seven:" "down 86 points." "Bones International, nine:" "down 45 points." "Charter Oil, eight:" "down 37 points." "Castle Cake, thirteen:" "down 54 points." "Champent:" "down 62 points." "Chuck Fold:" "down 87 points." "Chlorax:" "down 88 points." "..." "Jesus, look at that!" "But what is it, what's happening?" "Joe, look!" "There's another one right there!" "He's gonna jump also!" "What's happen... oh!" "no!" "What is it?" "A suicide epidemic?" "A war?" "No, The Crash!" "The market is collapsing!" "How can you tell?" "If it was a war the flag would be flying." "It's fantastic, yes!" "It happened!" "It happened, it really happened!" "Is it true?" "Really true?" "I can't believe it, they pulled it off!" "They pulled it off." "They did it and it's fantastic!" "They really did it?" "Yes, yes they did." "Fan-ta-stic!" "Yes, they did a good job." "The country most affected by this spreading wave of madness seems to be France." "All production has completely ceased." "... Governmental offices are totally deserted." "Only the thoral fairs are alive, with singing, cheering crowds!" "An uncontrollable wave of humanity surging through the streets in a fantastic festival of joy and celebration!" "It's true!" "Europe shuts down, it's true!" "01 is here!" "01 is here!" "01!" "It's here!" "It's here!" "f" "Hello, boss!" "Ah, mister President!" "There's mail!" "And a telegram." "A letter and a telegram." "OK." "There." "Won't you read it?" "Let's eat a mangoo first, because telegrams always bring bad news." "From Paris, New York, Moscow, from every capitals, we receive the same great news:" ""They did it!" Everything stopped in a big laugh." "Everybody's chatting and laughing." "Some collective decisions have already been taken." "The first one has been quickly adopted:" ""Let's quit everything!"." "The second one:" ""after a period without any production, we'll carefully revive only the services and productions whose lack will prove to be unbearable..." "The water for drinking, the electricity for reading at night, the radio to say: "it's not the end of the world, it's Year 01!"" ""Paris 18-1-955, Petit à petit, Inc. to Yeru:" "advising termination 'Thierry Beret' deliveries in Africa because Year 01 starting STOP" "Good luck." "Roubaix-Tourcoing's workers."" "Wonderful!" "It's wonderful!" "..."Good luck" !" "What does it mean?" "Well, it means the Roubaix's workers are telegraphing they quit everything." "We don't make berets anymore!" "We don't make nothing anymore!" "Nothing, nothing?" "Nothing!" "No more berets, no more bras, nothing!" "See, in France they thought about it too!" "All around the World people thought about it and it happened all at once!" "I can't just start thinking." "Well, I can think, I'm not scared," "I like music too, but it may not be the point here." "We decided to quit everything, to cease all production, but... maybe there's... maybe we should decide what to start again." "Are we gonna have deodorant?" "No!" "A woman's not a woman without deodorant!" "We're not here to chat, we're here to think." ""To think"..." "What are you doing right now?" "You're chatting..." "He's chatting!" "We are all chatting!" "Yeah, well, it's no use..." "Let's just stop this chit-chatting." "Listen!" "There are guys all around France like us, who are chatting right now, but we can't hear them, we don't know what they're saying." "It would be damn interesting to know what they say in Lyon, in Bordeaux, anywhere!" "In Nantes too!" "The radio and TV weren't for us." "But from now on, we must do it our way!" "But who's gonna do it?" ""Fuck"... it's infinitive, it needs "to"" "Two what?" "To... "To fuck"." "Hi guys!" "Hi!" "I don't know what to write..." "I'd like to see what the others write!" "I honestly don't..." "Yeah, but you..." "Right, let's take it all!" "Say, there's a lot!" "They have inspiration!" "Wait, guys!" "I'm not done yet!" "Don't worry, we'll come back soon." "Why not go to the newspaper office see what they're doing?" "Well, come along if you want." "Aren't we all kind of journalists?" "Come on, let's go..." "Ah, it's for tonight's edition now!" "Sorry, too late!" "We said "no letters", right?" "There are 10 pages!" "It's a novel, what can we do with that!" "?" "Whatever, don't overdo it cause we're not gonna use all this." "I thought about it, and what we need is a visual issue." "With lots of pictures, very few text..." "Drama!" "And with big letters:" ""Year 01, it's working!"" "Are you crazy?" "Well, the readers are the same, you can't change them in only 24 hours." "OK, they'll get smarter and then we'll do it our way, but for now we have to give them what they want!" "A punch in the face!" "Who's this hack writer?" "Yesterday he was our editor." "I hope we won't let him do this, fuck!" "Of course not." "OK, have it your way!" "I've been doing this job for thirty years!" "You won't sell one paper!" "Listen to this:" ""I don't have anything to say but I'm sure I'll figure it out, now that I have time." "I am so sure of it, and so excited about these ideas coming," "it makes me laugh out of joy!"" "Listen to this one!" ""We can, we can, at last we can!"" "That's good!" "Great, even." "On the front page, a huge title..." ""At last we can!"" "For the duration of the pause the technological gear now called the stuff will be carefully kept in working order" "Game!" "Set!" "And match!" "There are machines everywhere, Sign says:" "No touching" "We don't belong anywhere, Let's not break anything!" "Anyway we have to think, That's what we're here for..." "First thing first, about our birth:" "Why the fuck come to Earth?" "Anyway we have to think, That's what we're here for..." "Some beautiful thoughts..." "But this planet you're mentioning, we already know all about it..." "There ain't no bread growing on trees..." "What about tomorrow?" "What are we gonna do?" "I used to work in a bank, I don't know shit about the rest." "Listen..." "I used to sell bras..." "All I know is I don't want to sell anymore bras..." "It's useless anyway!" "Here's my proof!" "Jesus!" "You won't sell anymore, I promise!" "The only issue is eating!" "Eating, and becoming smart." "Becoming smart..." "and wise, and everything!" "So that your breast never fall... nor your teeth, or your hair." "So that you don't close your eyes." "Never!" "Stop in five minutes, we have enough!" "Stop in five minutes, we have enough for two months!" "Just... just three more minutes, there's enough pasta!" "Stop it, we have enough pasta!" "Now that's a nice office!" "Don't climb on the desk, it's the boss's office!" "That's where the guy used to sit." "Yeah, well we didn't even need him..." "We made the pasta without him!" "The boss was me..." "Is that so!" "No kidding!" "Let me show you..." "Gimme that seat!" "This used to be my desk..." "Telephone..." "Last appointment..." "Here, the suppliers..." "Here, mail to sign..." "Pencils, pens, stamp..." "My, my..." "Well, talking about this..." "There's something I wanted to tell you." "Please sit down." "Is it really OK, Sir?" "So, this mearning I thought about something." "We have a factory, people happily working... easy, no hard work..." "Why stop for two months?" "Why not keep on working?" "We have two months ahead of us!" "We give it all..." "It works..." "We produce a given quantity of pasta..." "And then!" "we are a strong!" "OK, we can't sell, but we have an exchange product!" "We can trade!" "Exactly!" "So, what do you say?" "Yeah, great idea!" "Are you the one with a hole on his ass, that I need to fix?" "Give me your trousers." "You sure?" "For sure it's easier." "Hey, you know?" "The more I think about it... the nicer your idea seems!" "Yeah, sure!" "See, the pasta..." "We can pack them..." "And we can even put your name on the packets!" "It's 6!" "What?" "It's 6..." "Come on!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "Your train!" "You're gonna be late!" "Funny, heh?" "Your job!" "It's as funny as ever!" "So, is it ok?" "We grow garlic instead of potatoes?" "Yeah, sure, there's a sidewalk full of potatoes in Monge Street." "What about here?" "These are alleys!" "Alleys?" "Wasted space you mean!" "You need alleys or it's gonna be a mess!" "That's old fashioned!" "Have it your way, I'm just saying..." "OK, we'll keep the alleys." "You got the map?" "Yeah, sure, noted!" "Stop!" "Not on the beans!" "You should water them from the root!" "If you water the leaves, they'll get yellow!" "I'm not walking down two stories just for watering!" "Have it your way!" "I'm just saying..." "I used to work 8 hours a day in an office." "I was nothing." "I'd come and go, running, thinking about nothing." "Yeah, I'd think about nailpolish, savings, a movie, a man..." "About nothing..." "Now I take care of the cows!" "Milking isn't much nicer than typing... but it's direct work." "That's what I know:" "if I want to eat I have to do it." "If I don't want to, I need a replacement and soon I'd work in the office again." "No way!" "I chose the cows, I have to hang in there!" "That's for sure!" "But on the other hand, I want things to change." "Well, maybe changing things isn't right?" "The right thing may be to settle down..." "I don't think so..." "That's not the way I see it." "I used not to have a life." "Now I do, but if there isn't anything more it's not worth it." "What should we do?" "It still feels like we don't have enough time." "We should stretch time..." "Or not die..." "That's probably it." "Are you done?" "Yup." "You think it's bullshit?" "No..." "Hey, hi girls!" "Hi!" "Here are your potatoes." "Are you going to Inspirations?" "Inspirations?" "Yeah, you got something for them?" "This tape I just recorded." "Give it to me..." "I'll give it back when I return." "Thanks." "See you!" "See you!" "Making love freely was unconceivable to me." "We quit fucking up and yet we still fight nature as much." "When I'm alone I have violent pulses." "So I read, paint, or masturbate, all controllable pulses." "Before 01 we fought against nature, we don't want to die or get old, eat less or sleep less." "Hey, you remember this one?" "The key song!" "The key song..." "On that day I had a washing machine lid on top of my head but it didn't fit so I had to hold it." "So, the keys on my fingers, damn!" "They were swollen for eight days!" "We fucked up a lot but this time, throwing away the keys!" "Cause you see, all the doors were closed and we didn't have any key anymore, we had to get in through the windows." "Funny, huh?" "All of our places are like jailhouses" "Where are the jailers, where are the guardians?" "We are all lockers, we are all locked in" "It is a small world when all the locks are on" "Open your door, put away the key" "Open your window to throw your key down in the street" "Open your window to throw your key down in the street" "Nothing more to sell, nothing more to take" "Nothing more to hide, nothing more to steal" "Come see my clockwork if you like clockworks" "I am the landlord of this whole world" "Open your door, put away the key" "Yeah, but..." "the flat ones can't hurt you!" "And I can look up, not you!" "No way!" "Not in my name!" "Never!" "You crazy?" "It's amazing!" "Looks like they're going away..." "So I can take it out?" "I think it's over." "See, these keys are like rain, it's cradling..." "I find it so romantic!" "Are you staying here?" "We're changing streets." "We're waiting until the rain stops!" "We'll walk around the houses." "I thought you couldn't stand hats?" "Yeah, well yesterday and last night you needed one!" "T'was falling hard." "They even wrecked my flute!" "Make another one, you have time!" "I have better things to do." "Yet another spoon..." "How smart to have thrown the keys, now we have to pick them up!" "Nobody has to!" "It's all just symbols." "We used to complain about wasting time in trivial matters..." "Now we carry keys in a handcart!" "But I have better things to do, I'm reading Stendahl at the moment." "It makes it difficult to find useful ideas." "It's full of crap, this stuff." "What about Proust?" "Think it's better?" "Proust?" "Even worse!" "Police phone" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Can I speak?" "So, here is the total for Jean Jaurès street:" "230 kg." "Yeah, 230." "What do you mean, average?" "We didn't harvest the Champs-Élysées!" "Yeah..." "Yeah, we're still working." "Yeah!" "OK..." "Bye." "After weighing and calculations, it turns out 98 % of french people got rid their keys, meaning they don't wish to lock themselves up anymore, and they approve #8 bill." "This bill therefore becomes a collective resolution, stating:" ""Property is abolished." "Every place is now public." "People are free to go anywhere and use anything."" "What the hell?" "Don't ask me, that's the way it is." "OK guys, grab your things, doors are open, now get lost!" "What's happening?" "Fire?" "It just happens that there's no property anymore and thus no more thieves, so we open jails." "Come on, get lost." "Please explain!" "I don't have time!" "They will explain outside." "Hey, grab your things and get lost with the others." "Come on, get lost." "Get lost!" "Murderers too?" "Not my business!" "Come on, get lost!" "I've had enough with Year 01!" "Fuck!" "No, no..." "She's the daughter of a king..." "Like a damzel..." "To the right?" "Is it on the right?" "I told you, the door on the left!" "He will find me pretty." "Careful with the head!" "It's ok." "Where do you think we are?" "Smells like perfume, we're definitely not in a kitchen." "Crap!" "You must be here for the jewelry!" "Couldn't it wait until tomorrow?" "You know they find it more exciting at night!" "The jewels are in the secretary, or maybe on top of it." "Depends if the guy before you put them back into place." "You'll find out." "We should put up a sign!" "Thank you." "Good night." "Good night!" "Good night..." "I can't believe I would have stolen this without even looking at it!" "Look at this one!" "How beautiful!" "Mine is bigger!" "The Regent Diamond!" "Where did you find this?" "The Louvre?" "I also tried on king's crowns but they were too big..." "Real gold!" "But why did you take it?" "It was the biggest!" "We must leave things where they are!" "Otherwise we won't find them again." "Come on, let's bring it back!" "As you wish..." "It's amazing..." "Shop-Museum Bullshit" "What did they use these for?" "They lit them for, huh..." "My brother's first communion." "But... these were hanging from the ceiling?" "Yeah, all the time..." "The never lit them..." "But, what did they use them for?" "To make the room pretty..." "It's really ugly, huh?" "Artistic..." "This was for raking the grass." "And this... to cut the grass." "Look, up there..." "This was for watering the grass..." "So that it would grow and we could cut it again." "And this, to kill the weed." "What was "grass"?" "Well... kind of weed..." "Important news!" "One of our piscatorial watchers on the banks of the Saskatchewan canadian river sent us this report:" "What the...?" "Hey!" "A fish!" "Hey!" "Fellows!" "A fish!" "A fish!" "I got a fish!" "Over there!" "It's true, it's a real fish!" "A fish!" "I found a fish!" "Hey, there's a fish!" "A fish, guys!" "Long live Year 01's first fish!" "What's a fish?" "A fish?" "It's..." "like this." "With a... with a tail, like this." "And wings on the side." "And it swims in water." "Just like you, when you're swimming!" "Picture this..." "If we hadn't quit..." "We would have kept making these better." "So?" "Well, there'd be... buttons..." "lots!" "And a pedal for opening the oven." "And..." "And a screen..." "A TV to watch inside the oven." "And so?" "Well..." "We would want it!" "Engine brush" "Caddie cart '69 model, '71 revision" "Excuse me..." "Sorry." "Don't you think it's a bit too much?" "Absolutely not!" "Ladies and gentleman, this is perfectly accurate!" "I can't believe it!" "Some people spent two hours like this, everyday!" "Can we try it?" "Yeah, sure." "Fine by me." "Let's go." "If someday we use these golden capsule makers again, then we're really dumb as hell!" "So, what next?" "Let's get outta here." "Hey guys!" "you think they make a transplant on Pompidou in Élysée?" "This mess seems to be in good shape." "You think we'll keep the planes?" "We just talked about it yesterday at the cathedral, we all agreed." "In the end it's way too complicated." "It's just about flying, right?" "We just have to find an idea." "Yeah, pretty smart." "Enough of this, let's go eat!" "Yeah, let's go!" "Hey!" "That's my bike!" "factory closed on 1.1.01 maintenance and checks on 6.1.01" "They didn't think too much, huh!" "Can you picture that?" "It's hard to believe." "Come look at this." "I love these doors!" "I gotta open them all." "It's totally obvious." "Everything was too simple, look:" "to get a spark, spark plugs." "For sitting, a seat." "For the fan, a fan belt." "For cooling, water." "For turning, a wheel." "T'was burning gas, huh..." "Even a speedometer for metering." "And a wheel for driving." "Well, well, well, let's keep our heads cool." "Let's go over the facts once again." "At first, the will to move." "To go somewhere else, to get some rest." "As fast as possible." "No problem, I get it." "That's for sure, but another thing for sure is that this mechanical wreck is no good." "If I'm far away from you and I want to see you..." "Why see me?" "Well..." "To chat with you, for example." "You'll always find someone next to you for chatting!" "Yeah, sure, but what if I want you?" "It's the same!" "There's always someone next to you!" "Look at me, I've got someone next to me!" "The reason for this whole thing... this whole engagement thing..." "It's because they..." "It's because they felt... you see... how, huh... how important the wait is!" "That's what matters!" "How hypocrite!" "It's not the point!" "You see, if... if just before we shag each other... there was... some way to change direction, see what I mean?" "During this special moment..." "It'd be there!" "This wait." "It'd be there that something would happen." "Instead of which..." "We look into each other's eye." "We're usually a bit ashamed, you see, we feel a bit dumb..." "And then..." "What's hard is to feel that at this moment... wonderful things could happen." "It's really... the moment when everything could happen, we can feel it, some things could happen, some things... really... some amazing things!" "I mean, it's like..." "And then..." "We realize that... there's only one way to release this whole accumulated energy, see..." "Actually, it's to hang on to each other..." "You see, we make love because we're used to it." "It's routine, we don't have anything else to do." "That's an intersting thought." "Desire as a potential energy." "Say you hold sexual energy..." "You can transform this energy." "If you can find a way to transform it... into anti-gravitational energy, for example..." "Then you can float, you can fly!" "Let's try!" "Why not?" "What have we got to lose?" "That's an interesting thought." "Desire as a potential energy." "But wait!" "You can transform an energy!" "Imagine you can transform sexual energy... into..." "I don't know, into an emitting source of infra- or ultra-lustful rays, for example..." "It can unveil a whole hidden world!" "Let's try." "Can you feel this energy?" "Oh my, we're among stars!" "Yeah, we're gonna have sex once again, I'm sure of it." "No, wait!" "Let's search a bit more!" "Whatever, I'm doomed to failure..." "So what?" "It's an experiment..." "We can try again." "Let's look at a guy walking in the street." "An idea comes to him." "Ow, it's a good idea." "Ow, it's a damned good story!" "So inside his head, it's all moving, it's living." "It's swarming, talking, chatting, lots of things happen!" "It's really a great story!" "Yeah, it should definitely be passed on." "The starting point, at least." "That's where the idea is new, original." "There you go." "And then, let the others get something with it." "Hmm, this is great!" "Pretty smart!" "Yeah, but..." "It'd be better with... if the girl was wearing a mask!" "Here, that's the Year 01 theatre." "It happens inside one's head!" "Not like in 70 at all..." "It was really different." "There was a dude, he found a story." "He had the idea, and he wrote everything." "What happened, what people said... what they did..." "Everything, from the beginning to the end!" "Then there were other dudes who played in front of the audience." "And..." "If it was set a long time ago, the acted with old costumes." "They entered through old doors..." "And sometimes it lasted for two hours!" "Something we can do in two minutes!" "And the others were watching..." "And listening to every word..." "For two hours!" "And then?" "And then they went to bed!" "Even if it was a revolutionary play, they didn't make the revolution the next day!" "It was just theatre." "Jules Andrin etc." "During the 24th to 25th night, the moon was full." "And you are accused of strangling Adèle Louise, your wife." "Do you plead guilty?" "I'm innocent!" "Please be quiet or I'll adjourn this court." "Hey..." "You know it could have been a real trial?" "My wife, I really strangled her." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Interesting..." "Yeah." "We can talk about it, if you want." "OK." "Did you know her?" "I don't think so." "So you shouldn't care?" "Yeah, totally." "So what's the matter?" "You see, I wouldn't really like being strangled." "And you think it can actually happen to you?" "No!" "So what?" "Are we gonna think again about things we really don't care about?" "Yeah..." "But still!" "No, it was in '64!" "We were married!" "Of course..." "Yeah, in that case!" "She should have knocked on wood" "You were married with your wife, Marriage isn't good." "And he strangled his wife --Strangling isn't good" "No, no, no!" "And he... wait," "And he owned a wife, Ownership isn't good." "And he owned a wife, Ownership isn't good." "(...)" "He trew her in the river, Ownership isnt' good!" "He put her into a tank!" "He put her into a tank, Ownership isn't good." "Ownership isn't good!" "There." "Perfect!" "I'll share this trick." "I could have kept it for myself..." "Offer to other people to cut holes, in a small workshop, with guys to help me." "A few guys..." "And later a machine, I would have made one." "I'd be the king of handle hats!" "And later, two machines, then three, four..." "Very high tech!" "Then fifty machines!" "I'd ship overseas!" "I'd be the king of handle hat machines!" "That's how things went." "Let's think about all that is wrong..." "And there's a lot." "Say I need a hole." "My instinct says to drill." "Hmm..." "It's not right, too brutal." "Question is..." "How to do things without actually doing them?" "Answer: by needing nothing!" "Wonderful!" "I've got to tell everyone!" "01-ideas." "In which category do you wanna talk?" "In the "that may be stupid" category." "Go ahead, talk!" "OK, so..." "Closer!" "Speak into the box." "It's about the holes." "Say you need a hole, your instinct would be to drill." "Then you make it all better..." "Grandma is riding her bike" "Your play is too tensed." "I'm trying to get somewhere." "Take your time!" "Grandma has five minutes." "I have all the time." "Let it flow!" ""Let it flow"..." "You can't get somewhere by "letting it flow"!" "Come on, mum are you nuts?" "I knocked..." "How peculiar!" "I can't help it, I'm used to it." "I find it more respectful." "You might be doing, huh..." "Please take some food from the kitchen!" "No thanks, I'm not hungry." "If you want to play with me I have to explain the theme." "No, I don't have time!" "Anyway, I can't play any instrument." "I'm a collector." "I collect, huh..." "Please have a seat." "Yes, I collect the, huh, this." "Notes..." "Please have a seat." "Bank notes." "Is that so?" "Why old bank notes?" "Who knows?" "Just a fad..." "You, huh..." "Maybe you have some left?" "I think so!" "Wait a second, I'll give you a hand." "It's pretty, this music." "They say it will make me young again." "Say, I don't want to intrude..." "Just tell me roughly where they are," "I'll find them." "Under the pile of sheets, right on the right, in the wardrobe." "My right?" "That's right." "Please leave me a few." "Yeah, of course!" "Roughly, huh." "Let's say fifty-fifty." "OK." "Goodbye, goodbye, pitiful old bag" "These guys are lucky I'm honest, on the day all of this fails." "OK, so..." "We have... +40,000" "Global amount so far... 648 millions" "532,000." "Well, now it can fail!" "Say..." "How does this collection work?" "Do you glue the bills in a scrapbook?" "Or maybe you frame them?" "No, I just make 10-packets..." "All piled up, very neatly, nothing out of place." "You gotta be careful!" "And then I pin them." "Same as butterflies?" "Yeah, same as butterflies..." "Yes, I see..." "Very well!" "It's a good thing!" "It's the first time we can make a safe counter-revolution!" "Why are we hiding, then?" "Why do we look like conspirators?" "It feels like playing tea party." "Same as these ties, it's childish!" "I don't find it childish at all." "Just before you arrived, I was saying that after the last meeting" "I left without taking mine off." "I didn't realize." "I went to the opera as we decided, to take a peek." "So, this guy looks at me and says:" ""Actually, ties weren't so bad, they looked..."" "He didn't know what it looked like, but he wanted to trade it." "We won't get them back with just ties..." "Of course, why not!" "First ties, then polished shoes..." "And it just keeps going!" "Then you can make them produce polish and brushes again!" "And so on..." "Up to a nuclear plant." "...make the world civilized again, become its guides, or become polish makers!" "Same for me." "All this tie and polish business seems too naively poetic." "OK, but looked at 01's way..." "They just used out of place tricks." "They said "let's take a step sideways", it's dumb, but they actually did it..." "And everything collapsed!" "They found THE trick." "Not only that!" "Yeah, so many things happened." "I wonder if we can do as many as them to swim back upstream." "Great!" "If you think nothing can be done to rebuild a world of progress, pick up pickaxes and spades, and farm the sidewalks just like them!" "Yet, on these sidewalks, things are growing!" "And actually they use everything." "Factories, transporation system!" "Not a lot, but they use it!" "Something big, for example: computers!" "Free heads and a big common memory." "What about blowing up computers!" "Wait a minute!" "I know what you're thinking." "Listen to this: computers not only work on printed thoughts." "They use everything people think about aloud." "So, listen to me!" "That's true, people talk alone in the street, that's strange." "Exactly!" "And everything they say goes to the computer, and is used to create a profile of collective thoughts." "Yeah, and all day long, the radio... broadcasts all of this, people listen to this again and they start talking crap again..." "And each time it's worse!" "I'm starting to miss Mireille Mathieu." "Anyone can speak, it's their weak point!" "Let's say crazy things!" "The crazier, the more efficient!" "You were right about people talking out loud..." "Why do they do that?" "Because there are mics everywhere!" "In trees, in walls, in doors!" "Lots!" "Here and here!" "Are you nuts?" "You believe all of this?" "You believe in mics?" "Why not cameras?" "Where do we stand?" "We picked all the money people threw away..." "We should make use of it." "We have to bring back a world where money equals respect." "That's it." "You just witnessed a live broadcast of our conspirator's secret meeting." "As you can see, they are all find and dandy, and they're still unaware of the hidden camera and of the millions of people peeping." "By the way, if you see them in the street, please remember not to approach them saying" ""I recognize you, I saw you on TV!"" "If they don't wear ties it's ok." "Can you believe this?" "They're fake!" "Auguste, give me this right now!" "You're distilling, Auguste!" "Yup!" "Tastes good, buddy!" "What is it?" "Plane tree?" "Nope." "It's lentils!" "Neither..." "Hah, forget-me-not!" "Neither!" "This alcohol... it's couch grass!" "Big news!" "Agropyron..." "It's perfectly edible!" "That so?" "You kidding?" "Eat it." "Eat it!" "Don't fuck around, guys!" "It's --theoretically-- perfectly edible!" "Ah, right..." ""Theoretically"" "Are you going to harvest?" "Yeah!" "Wanna come?" "In the woods?" "Yeah!" "Will you reach under my skirt?" "Of course not!" "Then I'm not interested." "Nothing interests me anymore." "When nobody reaches under your skirt, it's too late!" "Year 01 is too late for me." "Don't say this, granny!" "Hop on my frame!" "Don't be uptight!" "You're a gentleman!" "Maybe he would've taken me..." "They offered anyway." "You should have said yes!" "True." "It's so warm!" "Your Year 01 business..." "Its... completely worthless!" ""It's the end of the world", right?" "It's the end of the world." "It's worthless..." "It's not only our Year 01 business." "It's also yours!" "Didn't you agree?" "But I was high!" "You were high!" "What a junkie!" "Look at this banjo, are your part of a band?" "Do you paint, or draw?" "You bet I can draw!" "True that, great talent!" "You used to read only in Provencal, now you know Descartes perfectly!" "This good old Descartes!" "Perfectly!" "Remember what you used to say!" ""When we digest all the artistic legacy of 40 centuries..." "The cultural, artistic, technological legacy, everything!" "...then we can really do something!"" "I know Year 01 better than you!" "My mates are waiting me for rehearsal!" "Bye, Costa, play good music!" "Bye..." "Let's not harp on, but let's not forget relevant things either!" "Remember what they said:" ""This will be the first urban planning in accordance to both public authorities and private players!"" ""In accordance", up yours!" ""In accordance", up ours!" "Someday, without asking anybody, they sent their machines they filled the channel and they covered it with concrete!" "And the cars drove on it." "And they said:" ""Let's not give in to schmaltz!" "By filling this channel, we entered the 21st century!"" "Bastards!" "Was it loud enough?" "Anyway guys in the crowd will repeat the speach as it goes." "Doesn't matter if they can't hear everything." "It's just for a laugh." "Go on!" "Bastards!" "They said: "It's the 21st century."" "But they got the dates wrong!" "It wasn't the 21st century, it was Year 01!" "And we all came with pickaxes and spades and we broke their fucking freeway!" "And we uncovered the Saint-Martin channel!" "Here it is, just as it used to!" "It's full of water!" "It's ours!" "It's everyone's!" "Let's have a drink!" "Everyone jump!" "Did you see?" "Nice beat Angers 4 to 2." "I'm sorry, but I've got Angers beats Nice 3 to 1!" "Here it's "draw game, 6-4"" "Are you the office manager?" "Got a problem?" "You're mean!" "Of course." "What are we waiting for?" "The right time." "You sure you've worked here for 7 years?" "It's for me!" "OK, let's go!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Don't fight for the phone!" "Everyday it's the same!" "So you're in charge of the phone, and you file these folders!" "You, the typewriter!" "Typewrite!" "Congratulations, miss!" "You never got in late so early!" "I'm sorry, the subway broke down!" ""The subway broke down", good one!" "Did you watch TV last night?" "I'm sure you watched Ed Sullivan!" "And the drama!" "Pretty cheesy!" "Amazing!" "What about the theatre play?" "The debate about happiness at work?" "In small and medium enterprises?" "Don't you have a TV?" "Yes!" "So what do you watch?" "I don't watch TV I bring work at home!" "Urgent files!" "And the phone ringing!" "Don't laugh, it may be some important stuff!" "This time we must have made at least 5 minutes!" "Let's see... 2 minutes 30!" "Last time at the office we tried to made it through the morning, but it's getting harder and harder!" "Thanks to the guy who got the idea to play working again!" "I only play once a month, but..." "I'm gonna quit, it's too hard!" "Yup..." "Everyday it's a pain in the ass!" "I actually did this!" "No joke!" "Yeah, we all did!" "Did you work here?" "No, I used to work at an accountant's office!" ""Accountant!"" "Thank God it got better!" "The first time I really realized there was a change, it was with my father." "Because my father..." "You see, it was like, he left early and came back late, we never saw him." "We ran into him for dinner, but he was moody." "And so..." "One day, he came back, happy..." "And... this day..." "Something struck him!" "He saw a slogan written on the wall." "On the factory wall." "And this slogan was "Fed up!"" "My father's face... "Fed up"!" "Why are you laughing?" "Let met tell you!" "Today some joker wrote:" ""Fed up!"" ""Fed up!"" "Then there was the third bycicle demonstration..." "The giant one, and my father was there." "And then..." "There was the famous National Day where the crowd left hand in hand with the soldiers." "And my father was there." "And there was the Year 01 movie..." "And my father sat in the front row everytime!" "I haven't seen him for a while, my father... but from what I'm told..." "I hear he has a good life..." "THE END of the first report about Year 01"