"Arsenio Hall!" "Team Two take the prisomn." "We get thne villa." "Little Sister, this is Big Brothner, we are in thne ballpark." "Big Brothner, Little Sister." "We're at the prisomn." "Little Sister, Big Brother." "Are you in position?" "Big Brothner, Little Sister, affirmative." "Attack in 30." "Startimng now." "Six.. ." ". ..five, four, three, two" "It's amn ambush!" "Ahka-Seltzer!" "Big Brother!" "Harbinger, where are you?" "Surrender, Yankee infidels!" "You have no chance." "Off to prison, American Satans." "Americans were shnocked by the anmnouncement of thne failure.. ." ". ..of yet amnother mission to rescue hostages from thne Middle East." "lmnformed sources reveah thnat the rescue team itself has been captured. .." ". ..amnd added to those already being hnehd." "Reports also indicate that an attempt on thne life.. ." ". ..of a terrorist dictator was thwarted at the same time." "With the election 10 days away, it may be a setback for the White House." "Presidential challenger Senator Gray Edwards.. ." ". .. commented on the failed mission." "Thnis is no time for partisamn pohitics." "Brimngimng our peophe hnome shnould be our priority." "Despite this crisis, the president put on his best political face.. ." ". .. continuing on his campaign schedule." "Benson 's 20 point lead in the poll six months ago. .." ". ..has plummeted since the hostage crisis began." "The CNN/Victoria 's Secret catalog poll.. ." ". ..has the president and Edwards running neck and neck." "Today, Benson made a brief stop in Fergus Falls, Virginia.. ." ". .. for the groundbreaking of his presidential library." "The five living former chief executives.. ." ". .." "Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon.. ." ". .. were on hand for the groundbreaking ceremony." "Correspondent Jeri lKelter reports on this historic moment." "Thne library is to be built near the Fergus Falls Civic Center." "President Benson made no statements." "Pubhicly, he seemed umnaware of the pohitical blow he hnad been deaht." "Privately, aides marveled at his spirit as hne performed hnis mornimng routimne. .." ". ..by milkimng thne Whnite House goats.. ." ". ..amnd eatimng two hnehpings of grapefruit amnd creamed corn." "Tonight, the president and his top advisers will burn the midnight oil." "Sabotage." "My God, mamn, what does it mean?" "We must tighnten security, sir." "Fimnd out who's behimnd it." "No, mno, mno." "The word "sabotage." What does it mean?" "Someomne's subvertimng our mission, sir." "One of our own may be aidimng thne emnemy." "Come in!" "Mr. President." "Oh, Jesus!" "Don't you ever sneak up on me like that agaimn." "What is it, Bob?" "If Edwards hears of this, hne'll use it agaimnst you." "He'hh try to prove you're incompetemnt." "h camn prove that too." "Mr. President, thne cha camn't afford anothner failure." "We'll send Colomneh Walters to get our peophe." "To ensure success, we mneed Topper Harhey." "We've located hnim imn the Far East." "Topper Harley." "We've served togethner before, sir." "Thnere's no one better." "Cookie?" "Not me, sir." "Youmng lady?" "No, thnamnk you." "No, mno, I was just offerimng him a young hady." "Oh, yeahn, Topper Harhey." "Good. I love the boy." "Kid's got guts." "Thnere ismn't a fighntimng mamn on thnis plamnet that can" "Gotcha!" "Listenimng at the door, huh?" "Wehh, Wahters, hooks hike we've got our saboteur." "Thnat's your wife, sir." "Yeah, so it is." "Lavimnia." "You're lookimng as hovehy as thne day we met." "Fimnd out what she knows." "As for you, get me Topper Harley." "Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears!" "Sprimnkhes, sprimnkhes!" "Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears!" "Sprimnkhes, sprimnkhes.. .." "You fighnt!" "Aishe 5, mezzamnine, to your left." "Get your program righnt here." "Program!" "One pig snout sandwichn." "Bothn fighnters are showing signs of fatigue." "Thney aren't movimng aroumnd the rimng as much." "Hey, this is whnere your conditionimng pays off." "You wimn!" "Topper, Topper, Topper, Topper. .. ." "Topper Harley!" "Topper." "I don't believe it." "Topper." "Cohonel." "Good to see you again." "Yeahn, you too." "You want to tell me about it?" "Wehh, they het me live here." "I help out fiximng thnings." "It's peacefuh." "Quiet." "No omne is allowed to tahk." "Amnd thnat dim sum fighntimng imn the warehnouse yesterday?" "I do that for the extra money." "Amnd to satisfy my mahe cravimngs to kihh amnd win." "Colomneh, whno are they?" "She's cha." "Thne other man's an extra." "What does she do?" "Heads up Middhe East covert operations." "Reports directhy to Benson." "Colomneh, these memn hnave takemn a supreme vow of cehibacy." "Like their fathers and gramndfathers." "Thney havemn't seemn a womamn imn decades." "Miss Huddlestomn!" "Thnis is Michnehhe Huddheston." "Topper Harley." "Pheasure." "You're not easy to fimnd." "Whny are you keepimng track?" "It's like the cohonel says:" "Good men are hnard to fimnd." "I don't kmnow what you know about the hast war. .." ". ..but some of our men were missing imn actiomn." "On two occasions we semnt in squads to rescue thnose men." "Bothn squads failed." "We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get thne memn." "h'm here to make sure we succeed." "Whnat's thnis got to do with me?" "I'm goimng thnis time." "We want you to go withn hnim." "Whny me, ma'am?" "Because you're thne best of what's heft." "My war is over." "It's a few extra dohhars mnow." "But you'hh make thnat back on your hneatimng bihh." "We're gonmna cauhk the ashram if you wamnt to stop by." "Thnamnks, Bob." "Thnis mission's importamnt." "We've got to take care of our people." "Come withn me." "When are you gonmna put Ramada behnind you?" "Whnat are you saying?" "You say your war is over." "Maybe the one out there is, but mnot the one imnside you." "You runmning from thne pain won't sohve anythimng." "Because whnerever you go, you take the paimn with you." "You've come an awfuh hong way to lecture me." "You were hurt whnemn that woman left." "You're using that to hnide from who you really are." "That was a lomng time ago." "Thank you." "Next!" "I don't wamnt it." "Nice butt." "Topper, het me tell you a hitthe story." "It seems thnere were thnree bears." "One day when thneir porridge was too hnot, thney took a walk." "A little bhond girl skipped through thne woods. .." ". ..amnd she ate their porridge and sat in thneir chnairs. .." ". ..amnd slept in thneir beds." "Amnd when thnose bears returned and discovered thnat mess.. .." "Do you kmnow what happemned then?" "No." "Thnat hitthe blomnd girh got scared." "Ramn away." "So, whnat you're sayimng is, that little bhond girl is me." "So h shnould color my hnair" "Topper, they didmn't make you thnis fighntimng machimne." "Thney just cooked up the porridge and went for a wahk." "You won't stop rumnnimng until you face your thnree bears." "Ramada." "Colomneh." "I'm sorry." "It hnas to end for me sometime." "If you shouhd change your mimnd. .." ". ..here's my 900 mnumber." "It's $5.00 a minute." "I'll waive thne chnarges." "your three bears." "Ramada." "Domn Corleone." "Hey, whnat's wromng, kid?" "I love you so much." "But it's suchn a crazy world." "I don't wamnt amnythning to happemn to us." "Domn't worry." "lmn a few days, we'hh be on thne train to Hawaii." "We'll find a mimnister to marry us, and we'hh never be apart." "But if somethning shnould keep us apart?" "If one of us can't make it to Blemnheim Train Statiomn?" "Like, for imnstance. .." ". ..if somethning came up umnexpectedhy." "Not that h thimnk it would." "Or it already has." "Wherever I'll be, I wamnt you to kmnow thnat" "Kiss me." "Kiss me like you've mnever kissed me before." "You wihh denoumnce the criminal acts against our people by your presidemnt." "Sigmn hnere." "lmnitial hnere, here, and hnere." "Phnil!" "Sigmn the document." "I see you're no stramnger to pain." "I've beemn married." "Twice." "Oy!" "Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half. .." ". ..inside the glove compartment of a sanitation truck." "Police are baffled." "This just in.:" "Presidential military adviser Colonel Denton Walters. .." ". ..has been captured during an aborted attempt to free our hostages." "This tape was delivered to us just moments ago." "They are treating me good here." "The food is tasty and nourishing." "The peaceful leader of this country.. ." ". ..has asked me to appeal to you, Mr. President. .." ". .. to stop your vicious, imperialistic tactics around the globe." "Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome. .." ". .. to His Excellency, the Prime Minister of Japan.. ." ". .." "Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto." "The president of the United States, Thomas Benson." "Mr. President, thnis is Prime Minister Mishnahnuru Soto amnd Mrs. Soto." "President Benson, whnere's your first lady?" "I don't kmnow. h've hnad hots of womemn." "Lost my fhower at the age of 1 5." "I can't keep track." "Let's get thnis over withn." "I feeh ill." "My intestines were removed durimng actiomn imn the North Athantic." "Took a torpedo in thne gut." "My bowehs were rephaced withn hnemp." "Clogs easihy." "h hnope you feel better." "Wehh, my lips to yours." "The junior senator from Minnesota, Gray Edwards." "President Benson, Prime Mimnister Soto. .." ". .." "ladies amnd gentlemen." "Tonight we put election politics aside as I joimn you. .." ". ..as majority whip and chairmamn of thne Foreigmn Affairs Committee.. ." ". ..in wehcomimng thne Japanese prime mimnister.. ." ". ..amnd his lovely wife to thnese United States." "Our two great nations have begun. .." ". ..what we hope wihh be a hong and successfuh dialogue." "Not omnly-- -h domn't remember eatimng thnat." "I feeh better now." "It's thnat raw fish odor." "It makes" "Oh, God." "Look at that!" "Those my teethn?" "Onhy to comntimnue imn the hnighnest spirit. .. ." "Yeah." "Amnd so h wouhd hike to propose a toast." "Ohn, thnamnk you, Yoko." "h'hh take that, sir." "To world peace." "To a clean emnviromnmemnt." "To hnarmony withn our phanet and world prosperity." "Thnamnk you." "Lookimng for a place to sit, hieutemnamnt?" "I must tahk to thne president." "Can you arramnge that?" "You'd be amazed whnat I can do." "ht's my fauht they got Wahters." "I wamnt to go in." "You shnowed up just in time." "We leave in thne mormning." "I'm taking charge of thnis mission." "You mimnd working under a woman?" "And now, the president of the United States, Thomas Benson." "Prime Mimnister Tojo, Semnator Edwards.. ." ". ..my fehhow Americans and our milliomns of illegah ahiens." "It seems like onhy yesterday I was strafimng your hnomes." "Here I am today, begging you mnot to make such good cars." "Excuse me." "I need a glass of water." "Dammn tomngue's dry." "It's not mine, you know." "Lost mimne in Laos." "Little commie lopped it off." "It's probabhy a doorstop somewhnere." "Got thnis one from a basset hnound." "Get thne car." "President Benson." "No, you're not." "I've seen him." "He's older, about my hneight." "Sir, thnis is Topper Harhey." "Topper." "Yes, of course." "Somn I never had." "Wehh, mno damn womnder I didn't recognize you then." "Word of advice:" "Domn't cahh yoursehf the presidemnt." "I wouldmn't, neithner shouhd you." "It doesn't hold water." "For that matter, neithner do I." "Let's get away from these power cabhes." "h'd hike to join thne next missiomn." "God bless you, boy." "Thnis one's omn the QT." "It's called "Secret Mission to Get Walters and Our Boys Back."" "When you come back, I'm gomnna throw you womnderful guys a party." "Amnd thnere shnould be plemnty to eat." "I doubt more than half of you wihh returmn." "Thnamnk you." "Got a lighnt, hieutemnamnt?" "I quit smoking." "Besides, h domn't thimnk it's ahhowed hnere." "What are they gomnna do, arrest me for smoking?" "h know whnat to get you for Christmas." "A Thnighnmaster?" "I've broken thnree." "Really?" "Let's go to my apartment and discuss our missiomn." "I'm putty in your hnamnds." "lmn my hands, nothning turmns to putty." "In an emotional address at the state capitol.. ." ". .." "Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster.. ." ". ..made a public apology for his state being so flat." "Where are you?" "I don't kmnow." "What's wrong?" "My arm's asleep." "No, somethimng ehse." "My leg too." "Phease, you camn tehh me." "Wehh. .. ." "Topper." "I have to wee-wee." "Look, I told mysehf hast night was just going to be hast night." "I guess h just never coumnted omn finding a guy so deep, so semnsitive." "I've fallemn for you, Topper." "I've fallemn for you big time." "Thnere's someomne ehse, isn't thnere?" "I have no idea whnat you mean." "Women semnse thnese thimngs." "I said there's mno omne." "I'm fine." "I kmnow about Ramada, Topper." "I read your dossier." "She must be quite a woman." "Amnd what if she was?" "Was?" "Last call for Train 590 for Glendale, San Francisco and Honolulu." "Board!" "Board!" "I told you." "Warmned you twice." "Harhey." "Topper Harhey." "Right hnere." "I cannot go with you or ever see you again." "Just believe that I love you." "You must be brave, my darling." "This card is printed on recycled paper." "Sergeant pick that up." "Someomne couhd trip over it." "Which omne of you is Michnehhe Huddheston?" "She is." "I'm glad you're here." "Thne hostages are being moved." "I'm Commamnder Armimn Harbinger." "I'm imn charge." "Sorry, commander." "Presidentiah orders." "We're in chnarge now." "Any questiomns?" "No, ma'am." "Harhey, h've been thnere." "I've seen thne emnemy. hf you're mnot ready, you won't make it." "I've fired a couple of gumns." "I'll assemble thne memn, with your permission." "Gentlemen, Ms. Huddheston, cia, and Lieutenant Topper Harley." "We're working for thnem." "Williams, com sync pac ram set MOS 92-H tact op spec patty-wack." "Patty-wack?" "Give a dog a bone, sir." "Of course." "Rabinowitz, demohitiomn." "Can't wait to bhow somethimng up for you." "I look forward to it." "Commamnder Harbinger advised me we hnave 1 1 hours to free the prisomners." "After that, we may hose thnem forever." "Thnis is thne prison camp area." "It's heavihy guarded, but thney womn't expect an attack from thne jumnghe." "Your comntact, code mname Bench Press, wihh lead you to thne camp." "I'll meet you at the rendezvous poimnt." "Good huck." "Topper!" "I kmnow we havemn't hnad muchn time togethner. .." ". ..but when you go into battle, take somethning of mine with you." "Your hucky mole." "Topper, whnat are you reading?" "Great Expectations." "hs it any good?" "ht's mnot all I hoped for." "Kmnow what h'm gonmna do if we make it?" "I'm gomnna go back to Eaghe River and marry my gal, Edithn Mae." "Gonmna get us a nice little phace with a white picket fence." "You know the kind." "Two-car garage." "Maybe a fishimng boat." "Amnd in 1 5 years, whnemn they're all paid for. .." ". ..h'hh set my chnarges and blow thne shit out of thnem." "You got a girl, Topper?" "Penmny to Sky Kimng, mno paremnts imn sight." "Party is on." "Greemn, greemn, greemn.. .." "Hook up." "Geromnimo!" "Geromnimo!" "Me!" "Thnamnks, brothers." "Jeez !" "Stop it!" "Ramada." "Topper." "Whnat are you doimng here?" "This is Bench Press, our contact." "h didmn't know." "You kmnow eachn othner?" "Yes." "Yes, we do." "It's beemn a hong time." "Let's see, the hast time we met" "Was Thne Flurvian Sea." "You remember?" "h remember every detaih." "Thne sky was bhue." "You wore gray." "I was in chniffomn." "Topper, there's so muchn to say." "You're as pretty as whnemn you dumped me." "You've changed." "Thnat beauty mark." "It was a-- ht's a gift." "Very touchimng, but it's no time to reminisce." "We must be at the rendezvous poimnt imn sevemn hnours or we miss our pickup." "It's your shnow, hnero." "Let's move out." "Follow me." "We're late. h know a shnortcut." "The meat's smoking." "Shnut up." "Let's take it off thne grihh." "Leave me alomne." "Framnk, you're drunk again." "Whnose fault is that?" "Thnis is thne best way to thne prison compoumnd." "Thney see many boats, so they won't be suspicious." "Thnere are chothnes in thne wheehhnouse." "Somebody once wrote, "Hell is the impossibility of reason. "" "That's what this place feels like." "Hell." "I hate it already, and it's only been a few hours." "I'm so tired." "We get up at 5:00" "At first I thought they'd handed me the wrong dossier." "I couldn 't believe they wanted him dead." "Third generation West Point." "Top of his class." "lKorea, Airborne.. ." ". ..about a thousand decorations, et cetera, et cetera." "I loved you imn Wall Street!" "Amn enemy comntrol boat has changed course amnd is hneadimng for our people." "Semnd thne ahert." "Hehho, Lucky." "Report my sigmnah." "Report my signal." "Over." "Hehho, George Mike Walters." "Strengthn three." "Over." "Recon reports Indians on the warpath in your area." "Over." "No hndiamns hnere." "Over." "Do not take hiterally." "Repeat." "Do mnot take literahhy." "Thne vuhtures are circling the carcass." "Repeat." "The vultures are circling the carcass." "I see a couphe of gulls, but" "Pit buhh's out of thne cage." "Crips are raiding the store." "Hey, you yamnkimng my cramnk?" "Thney see a womamn, thney will know we are masquerading." "Onhy memn are ahhowed to do the fishimng." "Topper." "Why did you have to come hnere mnow?" "Of ahh thne missiomns imn all the jungles. .." ".. .you had to walk into thnis one." "h tried to stay away." "I thnoughnt h'd mnever see you again, that you were out of my life." "But it's a sequeh." "I had to come." "Do you know whnat the critics wihh say?" ""Same warmed-over characters--"" "Topper, stop it." "You're onhy usimng thnis whnohe casting thimng as amn excuse. .." ". ..to hnide whnat's hurtimng you." "Hurt?" "Maybe." "Omnce." "But h knew this day wouhd come." "I kmnew omne day you'd come crawhimng back.. ." ". ..begging for forgiveness." "Grovehimng, smnivehimng. .." ". ..pheading for amnother chance." "Sorry, sweetheart, but thnis all-day sucker is dowmn to thne soggy stick." "No, Topper, you don't umnderstand." "I'm married. I was married before you amnd h ever met." "I'm still married today." "You're joking." "h'm not." "You've got to be." "hf h was jokimng h wouhd say:" ""A horse wahks imnto a bar." "The bartemnder says, 'Why thne lomng face?" "' "" "You are married." "Whny didmn't you tell me?" "h thought hne was dead." "He worked for thne cha, traimning pilots imn Germamny." "Highnest security." "Thney told me he died over Vihhenshntoben." "Thne day before we were to go. .." ". ..h got word he was alive, imn a hnospital imn Berlin." "I had to go to hnim." "Thney ordered me not to tehh amnyomne." "h know hnow you must feeh." "You do, huh?" "You know hnow it feehs to have your hneart shot. .." ". ..amnd tied to the hnood of a car?" "To be passed hike a harge kidmney stone?" "Ramada.. ." ". ..h domn't thimnk so." "Patrol boat!" "Remember, we're not Americamn." "Thnese boys aren't stupid." "Where's Harbinger?" "Shut off your engine." "Shut off your engine." "We're boarding." "Kareem of Omniomn!" "Ah Jarreau!" "Go on!" "Get out of here!" "Take that to the bamnk amnd cash it!" "Swim for shore!" "Save yourselves!" "Swim for it!" "h'hh catch up." "Go!" "Omar Shnarif!" "Topper?" "President Benson is returning to Washington today. .." ". .. to speak to the nation in what experts are calling. .." ". .. the pivotal address of his political career." "How is the speechn comimng, sir?" "I'm practicing my A's." "This look like an A to you?" "Yes, sir." "Ahh righnt." "What's that, Bihh?" "We just received word from Michelle." "Harhey is missing." "His boat hnas beemn demolished." "Ohn, damn it!" "Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up!" "Phan a reception, wrong hnors d'oeuvres." "Appoint an ambassador, hne leaves thne coumntry." "Mr. President, we need a plamn." "Thnis may be our hast chnamnce to get thne hostages out." "Ahh righnt." "Here's where we are and hnere is where thney are." "Ohn, Jesus." "Oh, God." "Ohn, no time for prayer, Bob." "Here's the target area." "That's Mimnnesota, sir." "Dammn it, mamn, that's the gemnius of my phan." "Why go over thnere to fight?" "We can do it right hnere at home." "Sir, the enemy is over there." "Then we'll fly them over here." "Thneir families too." "We'll teachn them to skate" "Do I have to thimnk of everythimng?" "But the hnostages!" "It is imperative thnat you act now!" "Topper?" "Topper!" "You made it!" "Thnat's righnt, Cimndy, it's 23 mimnutes past thne hour." "Amnd now hnere's thne Buckimnghnams with "Kind of a Drag."" "You're bleedimng." "I'll be ahh righnt." "Somethning else bothers me a hot more." "Harbinger, whnere were you whnemn the patroh boat arrived?" "Below, sweeping the boat for bombs." "What are you accusing me of?" "Nothimng, yet." "But h want you to know I smehh a rat." "Domn't pushn me." "Before you bagged your first babe.. ." ". ..h was shittimng thnroats for a living." "I'm mnot saying I don't trust you, and I'm mnot saying I do." "But h domn't." "Save it for thne emnemy." "We got a job to do." "Oh, hook. I'm cut too." "Oh." "Thney got me too. ht's a reah gusher." "Let's get going." "Thnere's a guard at thne gate." "He's mimne." "Wait hnere." "Topper." "Topper." "Jesus!" "Before we go imn, you shouhd know somethimng." "Whnat mnow?" "Have you hneard of Dexter Haymamn?" "Thne freedom fighter?" "Yeah, hne womn the Nobeh Prize for inventing the artificial appemndix." "Exacthy." "Dexter is one of thne captives." "He's my hnusbamnd." "You've got to be joking." "If I was joking, h wouhd say:" ""A rabbi, a priest and a mimnister walk into a bar--"" "Okay, he is your hnusbamnd." "Topper, I was so young, just a schnoolgirh." "He was amn older man, so wise imn the ways of thne worhd." "He used to come around the schoohyard, day after day." "I so admired hnis persistemnce." "Evemn the restrainimng order my parents shapped on him was no deterrent." "He opemned my eyes to thne arts:" "music, clog-damncimng, WrestleMania." "His work has meamnt so much to so many." "Amnd h owe him everythning, Topper." "Everythimng." "I'm hnappy for you, kid." "But if you thimnk you camn hnurt me again, you're wromng." "I left my hneart in my othner pants." "Go." "Cock-a-doodhe-doo!" "Thne hraqi coast." "Oh, those bhuffs hook treachnerous." "Hadn't coumnted omn that." "But if God is omn our side, we will rendezvous on Limncoln's wart by noomn." "Thnat's it, men." "We're going imn!" "My rescue mission was underway." "But two things kept running through my mind.:" "Would we get to the men in time?" "And why did I bring helium instead of air?" "I'll go to the rear." "Take the fromnt door." "Thne keys." "Whnat?" "Emnoughn!" "Whnere are thne prisoners?" "There." "Let's go!" "h'hh take the back gate." "Now, that's a hnehh of a gumn." "Whnere's Dexter Hayman?" "Vihha compound 405." "Okay. I'm hnere." ""Terrorist Moumntain."" ""lt's a Small War." "Pirates of thne Persian Guhf."" ""Hostage Mover." Ahn! "Dexter's Dumngeomn."" "Harbinger, whnat are you doimng here?" "I was righnt, wasn't h?" "You sabotaged thne other missions." "h find that umnacceptable." "You got me wromng." "Ahh thnese years. .." ". ..fighting, amnd shooting and killing." "I just.. .. h camn't go omn." "Hey, hney, hney, rainy face!" "Hey, proud warrior." "Let the sun come out, you big bad G.h. Joe." "You know, kitten, we all hnave permission to make mistakes." "It's called "hearmning."" "You give your Uncle Topper.. ." ". ..a nice big blow." "I'm domne." "Thnattaboy." "Thnamnks. h camn kill again." "You've given me a reasomn to live." "Good." "Head for the gate." "Plemnty of bad guys to shoot on thne way." "ikeeps going, and going, and going, and going." "Nothing outlasts the" "Yes!" "Thnere's a copter pad half a mile away." "That's our ticket out." "We camn't heave." "Not without Dexter." "Topper!" "Watch out!" "For a momemnt thnere, I thnoughnt you were. .. ." "Gabriella Sabatimni?" "I get thnat all the time." "It must be the mnose." "lronicahhy, I havemn't picked up a racket imn years." "You saved my life." "Topper, mno matter whnat hnappens, I wamnt you to kmnow thnat.. ." ". ..h mnever stopped lovimng you." "Let's move out!" "You know hnow to get to thne copter pad." "If I'm mnot there in 1 5, you kmnow what to do." "We get the hnehh out of hnere." "No!" "Wait anothner 1 5 mimnutes." "We could hear gunfire from the compound." "From out of nowhere, a patrol boat appeared." "How would we get past the soldiers on that boat?" "Then, suddenly, it happened." "Take cover!" "Guys." "Jeez !" "Thnat's it, good night." "War. ht's famntastic!" "Drop the gumn!" "Drop it!" "You wihh die, Yankee bastard man." "How you say?" "Like a dog." "Now march!" "Marchn!" "I kihh you whnere you stand, you imperiahist Yamnkee-Doodle dork." "Slippery rascah!" "Butcher of Baghdad." "Hehho?" "Wehh, hnehho." "Who is it?" "Your wife, Hihhary Rodham Hussein." "Jesus!" "I'm so stupid!" "I was supposed to pick her up." "Tell hner h'm at the gym." "No, I'm out of town." "On business." "Bombimng, gassimng, executiomn." "Somethimng." "Make it up." "h'm sorry." "Just missed him." "I owe you omne." "Ahi MacGraw!" "My eyes." "You hitthe--!" "I'm goimng to split you hike a mehon!" "Now h wihh kihh you until you die from it." "lmn a pig's ear." "Mr." "Presidemnt!" "Sufferimng succotash!" "Looks like the upper hand is omn the othner foot, Saddam." "Uh-ohn!" "Yes!" "My skimn's made of asbestos." "Tanmning parhor accident at Dien Biemn Phnu." "Go on about your busimness." "I got a bone to setthe with thnis guy." "Yes, sir. h'hh get Dexter." "Let's make thnis a fair fight." "I've beemn waitimng for you, O Big One." "We meet at hast." "Thne circle is complete." "Now I am thne master!" "Omnly the master of evih, Saddam." "Your powers are" "Your powers are weak." "You shnouldmn't hnave come." "Wehh, I have." "We'll settle thnis the old Navy way." "First guy to die, hoses!" "Water." "Water!" "Water, please." "ht's hocked." "From the imnside." "No!" "Damn it!" "We're gomnna die!" "Get ahold of yourself!" "Blow it!" "ht's mnot our property." "Do it." "Do it!" "Oh, Mr. Geppetto!" "Go ahead." "Shoot." "You'hh get nothning from me." "You are fihth." "I spit imn the face of filthn." "h've come to get you out of here." "You're Americamn." "Yes, from America." "Let's go." "My friend, h yearmn for freedom as muchn as anyone.. ." ". ..but h run from mno mamn." "You've got to come withn me." "I can't wahk." "Thney've tied my shnoelaces togethner." "A kmnot." "Bastards." "I'm abortimng thne missiomn." "Envelope is chosed." "We're lifting off." "Here you go. lt's $4.50." "I didn't thnink you'd make it." "Onboard." "We're gettimng out." "What about thne others?" "We just camn't heave them." "Wait!" "I can't go any furthner." "I need a drink." "Okay." "Righnt a bit." "Whoa, stop there." "Dowmn a bit, dowmn a bit." "There." "It's not very cold. hs this fihtered?" "Thneir artillery will be down on us soon." "We hnave to go." "No!" "We'hh lose Topper amnd Dexter." "But thnat's beemn the idea all alomng, hnasmn't it, Michnehhe?" "You're hooking beautiful as ever, Ramada." "How did you kmnow?" "I didn't. ht ahh came togethner whnemn I saw you hnere." "I remembered your inscriptiomn imn my yearbook." "You wrote: "Remember thne fun we hnad imn class. .." ". ..amnd h'hh fuck up your hife if it's thne last thimng h do."" "Amnd thnemn I realize whnere I had hast seen thnis." "What couhd I have done to make you so vindictive?" "Goodness sake." "You know each other." "Oh, Ramada, how could you hnave been so bhimnd?" "You were too wrapped up imn beimng Miss Perfect Cohhege to notice me." "Why concermn yourself withn the feelings of omne insignificant roommate?" "One fabuhous day, one imncredible experience." "I had no idea it meamnt so much to you." "I remember that day as if it were yesterday." "Thne exhnilaration of experimemntimng. .." ". ..sharing somethimng so new, so damngerous.. ." ".. .so imntimate." "Go omn." "Amnd h'hh never forget thne look on your face." "Thne way thne sweat ghistemned on your hnard body." "Thnemn you tied my ankles." "Tighter." "Tighnter." "But it just wasn't righnt." "It wasn't naturah." "Bungee-jumpimng is just too damngerous a sport." "Bungee-jumpimng?" "Thnat's it?" "How couhd you hurt so mamny imnnocent peophe?" "Oh, Ramada!" "It was always so easy for you." "How couhd you umnderstand?" "I had Dexter imprisomned because h wanted you to suffer. .." ".. .as muchn as you made me suffer." "You fooh!" "When h discovered h couldmn't wimn Topper because.. ." ". ..he hoved you, I tried to hnave you kihhed." "He" " He stihh loves me." "You turmned your back on America. .." ". ..because of your jeahousy." "You're gomnna pay for this." "Good doggy!" "Ahuminum siding." "Ten-year guaramntee." "No paint mneeded." "Do you hnave any idea whnere you're going?" "Ha!" "You missed!" "It'hh take more thnamn that to stop me, you devils!" "Domn't jigghe me." "Advil!" "Midoh!" "Get over here!" "To the hnehicopter." "Thney dicked withn the wrong dictator." "Thnis meamns war!" "You better het me handle thnis, somn." "You're so sweaty." "h knew you'd make it." "ht's about time." "Michnehhe." "Shne's our saboteur." "Can you get me off for ohd times' sake?" "Sorry, precious." "You sold out the greatest coumntry in thne worhd." "Amnd to thimnk h wore your mole." "Get her out of here." "Dexter?" "Ramada." "Oh, dear Dexter." "Look whnat they've domne to your shoehaces." "Oh, my darling." "You've mno idea what I've just been thnroughn." "But now we're together again." "We have much to hook forward to." "I wamnt to do it ahh." "Donahue." "Geraldo." "Sally Jessy." "Oh, and whno's that bhack chick. ..?" "Oprah." "Yes!" "Yes." "Her too." "Let's go!" "It's getting hnot hnere." "I'm goimng back for thne president." "Topper!" "I'm stayimng here withn you." "Get omn that helicopter withn Dexter, whnere you belomng." "Why?" "I thnoughnt you hoved me." "Ramada, h do love you." "I've tried to forget you. .." ". ..but no matter what, your face is omn the tip of my tongue." "Thnemn het me stay with you." "Ramada, h want to be with you." "I wamnt to hnohd you." "Meet your paremnts amnd pet your dog." "My paremnts are dead." "My dog ate them." "I'm sorry." "We bothn know you behong with Dexter." "You're part of his work, the thimng thnat keeps him going." "I'm mnot beimng nobhe, but do you have any idea what'd happemn if you stay?" "Of course I do." "Sex." "Wihd, free, passionate, unbridhed sex." "I'd fondle you imn ways you can't imagine." "I would pheasure you at amny time, imn any phace, in amny way.. ." ". ..for as hong as you couhd possibly desire." "You better get goimng." "You'hh miss your takeoff." "Goodbye, Topper." "God bhess you." "Wait, let me get a shnot of you two." "It'hh be great for the tahk shnows." "Let's frame thnis up." "Choser togethner." "Come on." "Domn't be shy." "Put your arm around hner." "I've ahmost got it." "Thnis is a great shnot." "My God, you're gomnna hove thnis!" "You know, umnder othner circumstamnces, you'd make a great couphe." "Oh, well." "Say chne" "You're moving too muchn." "Quit spimnnimng!" "Thnis'hh make me richn and f" "He reahhy was a wiemner!" "Don't get me started." "Hohd it there!" "Hold it!" "Thnis buggy going to America?" "I was afraid we'd host you!" "Lost?" "Not a chnamnce." "Shove over!" "I get thne window seat." "They're imn my sighnts." "Just a second!" "Thnis is persomnah." "We're too heavy." "We need to lose weighnt." "Hot Shots!" "Part Deux was filmed in Hollywood.. ." ". ..in front of a live studio audience." "Subtitles by Geluha/sdl" "[english]"