" Oh!" "I, I, I, I don't believe it." " You gotta be kidding me." "It happened." "I'm still fucking here, or not?" " I don't believe it." "I'm just sorry, that is a crackerjack's story, buddy." "The bartender don't seem too impressed." "You don't like that story?" " It's not bad story." "What, "It's not bad"?" "Hey, believe me, that is the one for the books." "Hum..." "What?" "You got a better one?" "Ah..." "I can tell a story how I got rich." "What kind of rich are you talking about?" "Yes, what?" "It's stockmarket or what?" "No." "I was in security." "I.D.T" "On your six." "Yes, yes, yes, I know." "I should have talked to you about it, I..." "I just..." "Oh, oh, oh, We got...we got two on the left" "Behind the flag!" "Behind the flag." "Haha..." "Nice." "What's better than stab in a new tumour" " Ah..." " Intruder alert." "Ah..." "He's gonna capture it." "Yeah, that's it." "Uh, you, Ramiro, I'm gotta have some lunch, man." "I will be back..." "later on, all right?" "Dated" " How's it going?" "You know, same shit..." " Keep dying." "We get any business?" " No." "Bruce, I need to talk to you, man." "Home Team Security." "Hit 'em where it hurts!" "I'm calling for getting one of your free estimates." "Yes, we'll be glad to." " Ah..." "Well." "Ah..." "Can I, can I have your name and your number phone, please?" "Doug Broomhall, 555-4242." "And can I have your address, please?" " 7 Hope Street." "Great." " When would be a good time for you?" " How about today?" "Today... we're pretty full up..." " What?" "No,No!" "So..." "We are able to fit you in, at..." " Now!" "... arround 2:00?" " That should be fine." "Great!" "All right, We'll see you at 2 o'clock, Mr. Broomhall." " Okay, thanks." "Thank you." "Into the system, Kevie, boy." "We've got a live one!" "For we are back in business before you can say..." "Intruder alert." " It's Lena." " All right, tell her I'll be right out, okay?" "All right." " She's pregnant." "What?" "Uh, this scared the shit out of me." "Well, it's supposed to." "Oh my God, it is terrifying." "We just got these in the morning." "Schools want them to scare their students out of having sex." "But teachers are complaining the baby is too cute." "Wow." "Yes, that's not, not really." "Can you hold it?" " It's not?" "No." "You kind of dumb of babies, huh?" "I know." "­I.D.T Have you talked to Bruce about I.D.T. yet?" " No." "I started to." "I just, I mean" " Come on, look at him" "Yeah!" "And we just got a call though for an estimate, and if that works out..." " Then I..." " Kevin, this might not always be fake." "Okay?" "For Christ's sake, we can't let Bruce be our only child." " Just talk to him." "Okay, I will." " I will, Okay?" "Okay." "You forget your baby." "Intruder alert." "What is that about?" "I think she is really pregnant, man." "Uh..." "But fake to me." "Hey, come here." "Check it out." "ARMED RESPONSE" "What do you think?" "A nice new blinking neon sign" "And if you do not like it, we can do it flowing..." "Bruce, no "armed response", ok?" "It's what they want." " No counts." "It's what they want." "Yes, yes, we'd talked about this, all right?" "No guns." "I like the sign, but not "armed response"." "It's what they want." "Ho ho, no, no guns, man." "Can I see that baby?" " Sure." "Bam!" "I got your baby and I got a gun." "How can you get it back?" "What you gonna do, uh?" "I'm taking your baby." "Is that over for you?" "No, put the control down!" " Put down the baby?" " Put... put the control down." " Why?" "Is that a bad input button?" " Put the control down!" " Put it down!" "Put the control down!" " Intruder alert!" "Hope I'm not a intruder." "Hey, Ellis." "How's it going, man?" " Any good?" "A lot of bills." "Got a smoke?" "No, I... this was the gum." "Hum..." "Can I have a piece?" "Yes, sure." "Here you go." " Good luck now." "Yeah." "All right, man." "Bruce." "Ellis." "Intruder alert!" "It is turning red, man." "It must be fall." "Come on, You don't want to be late." "This is it, Bruce." "Yes, a piece of cake, man." "Look, they even got a fancy mailbox." "All right everybody has got a fitting mailbox in this neighborhood." "You know, this is... this is really important, man." "Yes, of course it is." "We got this." "Don't forget your clipboard." "Listen, I should warn you both I don't plan on buying anything today." " It's just my wife..." "No no no no." "No pressure, no pressure." "We're just here to help." "All right?" "Let's..." "Let's talk about the house." "Okey, what do you want to know?" "How long have you lived here?" "We've been here...seven years." "Seven years." "You have been robbed?" "No." "No, never have, never will." "Knock wood." "Ho ho ho." "It's ok." "Uh..." "Do you have any children?" "Pets?" " Firearms?" "We have one daughter, Molly." " No pets?" "None." " So... no firearms?" "No, no." "Well, Mr. Broomhall..." "Doug." "You can call me Doug." "Doug." "Thank you." " Let's take a look around." "Okay." "Now, I'm not going to try to tell you that this is a particularly dangerous town, because you and I both know that according to stats, it's one of the safest." "That's why we live here." "God bless it." "But safety is a relatively transient thing." "Now, I'm not saying we are near the end of this golden age, but if we do... you and your family deserve to feel... and be protected  no matter what." "I don't know." "It sounds a lot like a  "monster" insurance to me." "Well, we'd like to think it more as  "Grizzly Bear" insurance." ""Hibernating Grizzly Bear" insurance." "Never know what time they gonna wake up  they will." "It's in their nature." "Kevin, what've we got?" "Uh..." "I have four...four in the kitchen, s...six in the living room... there aren't any in the bathroom..." " Uh..." "Three in the...in the dining room." " He's talking about windows." "­ Kevin is here taking notes of all the immediate "in"s to your house... that includes windows, doors, ventilation systems... anyway that someone out there..." " Could conceivably get in here." "Ah." "Most burglars are willing to scale fences, climb trees, even bring their own ladders to gain access to the higher windows." "And 40% of all burglaries occur while the victims are still at home." "And this is Molly's room." "You want to go show him that thing?" "Oh, right." "Yeah." "What separates us with other guys, Doug, is that we make our own gear, which means we can customize any piece of equipment your home and your needs." "Take motion detection, for example." "I can do radar, sonar, thermal..." " Holy smoke!" "Ah!" "2% of all burglars enter through the the second floor window." " You almost gave me a heart attack." " I know 2% is low, 50 1 But a 50 to 1 not give enough to bet your daughter's life?" " Oh, Jesus." "Okey, we're done here." " Mr. Broomhall..." "Nobody in this town needs a security system." "With all due respect, Mr. Broomhall..." "Doug..." "That's a kind of thinking we get families killed." "You're in the wrong racket, in the wrong town." " Ah!" "Hey!" "What the hell is wrong with you?" " Sorry." "History will repeat itself, Doug." "They are waiting, all of them... the murderers, rapists, the robbers, the burglars... is waiting for you to feel the most comfortable." " And you wake up one morning...and Pum!" " Bruce!" " You'll all be gone!" "Come on!" "­ And you come to us, you need us, and you know what?" "We'll be there..." " For a base rate of $ 29.95 a month. - $ 30, yes." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey." "Aren't you forgetting something?" "Here's your complimentary pepper spray keychain." "Thanks." "Thanks so much." "It's a good cruet for my steak!" " Hi." "Hi." "How did it go?" "Uh..." "The gum has lost all of its nicotine." "But..." "No way!" "Thank God." "You got it?" "We got it." "You are looking at the Northwood County Peewee hockey league's..." " sole jersey provider." "Holy shit." "That is 11 teams, 242 dresses, embroidered names, numbers." "Pum!" " Nice!" "I know." "That well, with the dance costumes and sequins," "I'm very much suf for the year." "I mean, I don't..." "So I don't have to worry about this thing anymore?" "I can just..." "No." "Kevin, I mean..." "Yeah, this is... this is good, but..." "You can't support our family forever." "Family?" "What do you mean?" "What family?" "We don't have a family." "Lena, it..." "I'm sorry... that came out wrong, okay?" "I didn't mean..." "I didn't..." "What I was trying to say is..." " What?" "What you and I have..." " We... we don't..." "It's not..." " It's not what?" "We aren't... we're not... we're not..." "we're not..." " We're not..." "We're not even..." " We're not what?" "We're not married!" "No, Kevin, you're right." "We are not married." "You go to work every day and you play cowboys and Indians" " With your fucking boyfriend..." " Oh, don't  while I'm next door working my ass off, making a living to put food on the table." "I mean, that... that is fucking lamb." "And now... and now... now you're telling me that  that we are not a family." "That... that we're not even married, so it's not that serious..." " No no no no. -..." "So we don't have to act serious... ­ and get real fucking jobs, because this whole relationship is," "What, just one big make-believe bullshit?" " No." "I mean, Kevin..." "I want to be a family." "You fucking asshole." "Hey!" "What the hell are you doing out here?" "Just moping." " What are you doing?" "Moping." "Want mope together?" "I just want do what I want do without having to do what I have to do." "Damn, Okay." "You're drunk." "All right." "To..." "Uh... work to us." "Good, fuck." "God!" "Kev, trying to talk to women is a lot like trying to crack a safe." "You need to listen very carefully that every sound you make." " Who told you that?" "Ramiro." "Actually, he said that cracking a safe is a lot like trying talk to a woman, but I think it works the other way." "And he said: "You are not allowed to hit them."" " What it means?" "Safes." "But yeah, I know, women, too." "What we gonna do, Bruce?" "We need to convince these people they need security systems." "Grrr, I'm so thirsty." "Why I'm so thirsty?" "I'll go for another..." " Kevin." "Huh?" " We need pretzels." "Bruce, I'm fine." " I have got a full bowl..." " No no no no." "For your business." "Why do you think Paul gives free pretzels?" "'Cause he's really a nice guy." " Paul, thanks for the pretzels." " Come on, Kevin, no." " Hello, Paul." "This is America." "Nobody does anything 'cause he's nice." "Paul gives away free pretzels, because that makes people thirsty." "You want to sell drinks, you need people to be thirsty." "You want to sell security systems," " You need people to be...?" " Hungry?" "Scared." "Good of fashion Bush family fear." "Wait a second, are you... are you suggesting that we start robbing people?" "Ho ho ho ho, Bruce, that's crazy." "That's last round everybody." "I'll get us another one." "You need to stop playing video games." " Another round, Paul." "Yeah, come right up." " Thanks." "Oh, and it's..." "Ah, radio." " Thank you, Paul." "You bet." "WMRQ WMRQ, COMING UP NEXT..." "Hula is a way out of elimination" "Stay with us to find out." "Bruce, you..." "Oh,look." " Do you feel safe in your own home?" "Well don't." "Call up for a free home security estimate." "Thenyou'llreceiveacomplimentary pepper spray keychain." "Home Team Security." "Hit them where it hurts." "Ho ho ho, hit them where it hurts" "Bruce, no." "Bruce." "Something funny?" "Some fucking larries." "What's the matters, Zlocki?" " Your boyfriend breaking up with you?" "No!" "What you doing here in our bar?" "Doesn't hunt everything in shitholes?" "Oh, not a shit in this one." " Hey!" "Shut up." "I'm calling the cops." "No, it's all right, Paul." " We can handle this." " See you're still limping from that hip chick." "Fuck you, bitch cock!" "We want..." "district champions." " I had a broken collarbone." " Yeah, you're about to break you another." "Ah what?" "You could hit me?" "Yes, Bruce." "Hit them where it hurts!" "Boys!" "Break it up!" "Hey!" "I said break it up!" "What is the problem?" "These guys are dicks!" " That big guy attacked me!" " Yes, fuck I did!" " You know each other?" " Oh yeah, we used to play truant in high school." " The high school?" " Yes, they are from Hudson." " Do they have bars in Hudson?" " Yes, we're just..." " You know, change place." "Get out of here." "Get your friend up." " You're all right?" "No, I don't know." "You know, ordinarily I have to lock you boys up," "So you can consider yourself lucky tonight." "Bartender, pour me a Scotch, and stiffer." " Aren't you on duty?" " I know I'm on duty, for Christ sakes!" "But my wife left me last night." "I feel such terrible anguish." "And a little bit of remorse." "Here, try this, buddy." " Pull over." "What?" " Pull over." "Oh, shit." "OK,ok ok ok." "Are you okay?" "Oh!" "God, it's gross!" " You okay?" "Yeah, drive." " Clean that up tomorrow." "Hey, Kevin." "Kevin." "Kevin." "Kevin." "Wake up." "Hey, remember that window?" " Yeah, I remember that window." "Yeah." "Get up." "Wake up!" "Come on, it's Sunday." "Grab a chair." "What the fuck?" "No, leave her be, it's early yet!" "Come on, we gonna go save the company." "What?" "Come on, seriously?" "You said to yourself!" " I did not." "Kevin, think about it!" "We have all the plans of all the houses." "It will be easy." " No!" "Kevin, Kevin, listen to me very carefully." "If we do not do this," "We... will... fail!" "So then we fail, Bruce." "Yeah, and then what?" "Then what do we do?" "I..." "I don't..." "We move." "We... we try a more dangerous neighborhood" "One... one that actually needs security." "Lena..." "Lena could afford a bigger store for us." "She... she got the hockey deal." " She got that, huh?" "Yes, last night." "What do you have against Lena?" "Such she said one time." "Hi, I'm Lena." "I do not care!" "I'm doing it!" "You can move away, you can take your fucking girlfriend all away the fucking Philadelphia." "You can eat cheese steaks, fix the altars, be a pussy-whipped bitch." "But I'm doing it!" "And if I get arrested and you don't, you better feel it the worst best friend in the whole world." "We can't just rob people, Bruce." "Of course we can!" "We have plans for every nice house in town!" "These people asked us to think hard how to become robber!" "Of course we can do it!" "How about just steal enough... to get the business back on this field?" "What something happens?" "What something goes wrong?" "It is the safest town in America." "I don't..." "I just... just..." " Come on!" "I'll think but..." "God!" " Try again." "Fuck you!" " Hey." "Hey." "Was it hard last night?" "How was the lamb?" "It just placed in the fridge." "Thanks." " Lena." "What?" "Are we ok?" "It can not be ok." "I mean, it be... might not be, but, it's... it can not be ok." "Yes, because I just..." " What?" "What am I supposed to do?" "Anything." " Anything?" "Yes," "I.D.T and it doesn't have to be I.D.T." "You knew what?" "It doesn't even have to be me." "It just has to be..." "something that you wanna do." "I mean just fucking... pick something and commit to it." "Intruder alert." "All right, let's do it." "My man." "All right, we'll in Broomhall's house first, 'cause he fucking deserves it." "Now I guarantee that one of these windows..." "Is this okay, Bruce?" "Hey, this is fucking awesome." "No, we're talking about stealings." "Ah... you ever hear of a thing called "insurance"?" "Kevie, boy?" "You ever hear of a thing called..." " "property insurance"?" " No, it's not what we are talking about." " No, no." "Do you expect me to believe..." " No, it's not what we are talking... if people have sentimental value for the Blu-Ray players?" " You really expect me..." " Bruce, just listen for one second." "We're talking about robbing these people." "Blown it." "I..." "I'm on board with that, ok?" "But... this is a felony." "And if we're gonna do this, we have to do it smart and we get to listen real fucking close." "And if it doesn't sound right for one second, we back off." "And we stop as soon as we are in the black." "Okey." "Let's make a real fucking black." "All right, you know what you're doing?" "Yeah." "We're on the right here..." " Aha." "..." "We're very close you clear?" " I'll be waiting in the van." "..." "And get out." "All right, let's rock and roll." "Wow!" "Bruce, no guns." "No bullets." "No guns." "Sorry, Lucille." "Come on." "Come on." ""Hey man u ok?" "Want me come to backdoor? "" ""Will text when ready." "Broomhall is awake. "" "Seriously?" "Ah, man." "How fucking awesome was that?" " Pretty awesome." " Yeah, that was better than winning district championships." "Fucking, yeah!" "Urr!" "Oh, my God." "I wish I had a cigarette." " Are we pulled over?" "I don't know." "Yeap." " Oh, shit." "Yeh Yeh Yeh." " Yeah, we're gonna pull over." "Okey okey." " Holy shit." "Okay, okay." " Let me do the talking." "What?" "No." "What're you... what're you gonna say, Bruce?" "­ I don't know what we're gonna say, 'cause I don't know why we're pulled this over." "Maybe he pulled us over because he saw us break into somebody's house." "If he saw us break into somebody's house, why would he wait for us to pull over?" " Waiting for backup?" " Well, there is no backup." "It's just one guy." "License and registration, please." " Good evening." "Hi." " Take the registration..." "All right." "You know why I pulled you over?" " Slow night?" "Excuse me?" "I said, "slow night?"" " Are you trying to start something with me?" " No, no, no, he's not." " Your left headlight is off." "Really?" "No." "Did you know that?" " What on the back there?" "Just..." " He is helping me move." " Furniture." "Furniture and Appliances." "Yes, we're moving." "I am." "He is helping me." " Take care of that headlight." "Thank you." " And drive safe." "Thank you." "Holy shit." "We're fine." " "What's in the back?"" "Kevin, we're fine." "Are you fucking kidding me?" " We're fine." "Don't worry." "Holy shit." "What if you wanted to look in back?" "­ You can't search the vehicle without probable cause." "He is a cop." "He can do whatever the fucking wanted to!" "Not..." "Not without probable cause." "We have rights, Kevin." "What's he got?" "A break down headlight?" "Is that reason enough to think we are fucking car burglars?" "By the way, we are fucking car burglars." "I mean, and so what if you wanted to look in the back..." "We have furniture and appliances..." "exactly what we said we have." "I'm helping you move." "Awesome." "By the way, I mean, maybe it's a stretch for him to believe you can afford all that staff, but, maybe you have a fucking trust fund." "Maybe you play online poker." "And what's he gonna say?" ""I don't believe you." "This smells a shit." "I'll bring you in"?" " No." "He's not." " Bruce, have you looked in the back..." "That staff's gonna be reported as stolen tomorrow, okey?" "He just took your license and your registration." "Think about it." "­ You can not register the vehicle without probable cause." " Are you fucking kidding me?" "Fuck!" "No way." "Fuck." "That son of bitch bugged us." "Bruce, he didn't fucking bugged us, okey?" "No, Kevin, you're so cute." "You're so naive." "That's why I love you." "We..." "License and registration." " Good evening." " You know why I pulled you over?" " Slow night..." "Is it the headlight?" "The left headlight?" "Is that help?" " Left headlight's out?" "Yes." "Yeah." "What you got in the back?" "I'm helping him move." " Moving?" "Yeah." " Man, I hate move." "Yeah, move is sucks." " Get that light fixed." "Thank you." " Have a good night." "Thank you." " Be careful." "Thank you." " Let's get that headlight fixed." "Yo." "All right." "I'll get some storage space tomorrow morning." "We can drop these staff off there tomorrow night" "We'll be back in business before he know it." " Uh huh." "What?" "Well..." "I..." "I don't think Lena is here." "Huh, maybe she's having an affair." " Fuck you." "Maybe the baby isn't yours!" "Yes, it looks fake to me." " Hey, at 09:00 tomorrow?" "Yeah." "" " Yeah, Kev!" "Yeah?" " Good work, buddy." "Yes you too." "That shit was funny." "Are you here, baby?" ""Working late." "Dinner's in the fridge."" "Hey." "What up?" " How you doing?" "A little tired..." " But all right." "Uh huh?" " Yeah." "You worked all night?" "Yes." "I mean, I slept a little bit this morning, but..." "It probably be like this untill the hockey job is done." " Did you eat the lamb?" "Delicious." "Good." "Mind if I ask you a few of questions?" " Uh" " Looks like I'm gonna have to take you boys in." " And how much?" "Maybe an inch." "Ah, what the hell?" "Two." "Forgive me insanity." " For the dress rehearsal." "Ok." "No problem." "Ah, Kevin, I want you do to me..." "Krupke." "Officer Krupke." "No." "No, no, we do not..." " We do not point guns at people." "Sorry." " It's okay." "It's just fake." "Yeah." " Be in character." "Looks good." " Thank you." "Very convincing." " When will that be ready?" " Urr, Tuesday, 3:00?" " Great." "Perfect." "He is great." "Good actor, too." "Intruder alert." "You are all right?" "You look spooked." "I need to relax, ands." "Yes." "Relax." "Your trouble will soon be..." "Intruder alert." "Good morning, boys." "Good morning, Mr. Broomhall." "How are you today?" "I'm not so good." "Is there something... we could help you here?" "Come on." "You know why I'm here." "I want to buy a security system." "Best decision you'll ever make." "Let me show you some options." "I..." "I want every option." "I want the most expensive and safest thing you have." "That would be our DEFCON 1 package." " Excellent choice." "Okay." "Ah..." "Just make some paperwork." " What is this?" "That is an I.D.T system." " Well, are they your competitors?" "No." "­ No one compete with an international corporations... with make better staff." "What's it doing ere?" "Why not you open the door?" "Now, I want you take this... and cut that wire." "And that is how easy it is  to disarm a I.D.T system." "Safest Town Not So Safe" "Sh..." "Sh..." "Sh..." "Good." "Sh..." "Sh..." "Good puppy, good puppy." "Want beef?" "Want beef?" "Here you go." "Hi, I'm Bruce, Home Team Security." "Our trained technicians can customize any piece of gear does to your home." "Call now for a free home security estimate andreceiveacomplimentary pepper spray keychain." "Home Team Security, hit them where..." "What the fuck is this?" "Hey, these guts!" "What the fuck do you want?" " Does there houses in Hudson?" " Go fuck yourself." "How much are those assholes paying you?" " Enough to kick your ass." "Huh, there are much if you wana come work for us." "We could use some interns." "JJ Hey, ass rookie, how's your boyfriend's dick taste?" "Like a champ." "Like a God damn champ!" "Like a 1995 district champ!" "Come on." "Your system is shit!" "Fuck, I hate those guys." "Yeah, they were abused children, Bruce." "We can't let them keep this house." "What are you talking about?" "We own this neighborhood, Kevin." "They think they will come here take the biggest fabulous house in the block?" "Ur ur, no." "I don't think so." "Sorry." " Nice try." "Bruce, it's one house." "Okay?" "It doesn't matter." "Besides, we are back in the block, man." "Ah, no, no." "This is not about money." "This is about telling corpor in America they can suck a fat dick." "Think about it." "No no no." "They're gonna come in here," "And call us, it's still our business and then raise their rates" "It isn't, just about protecting our business," "It's about protecting our clients." "It's what they are paying us to do." "Plus, fuck those guys." "I beat them in '95, buddy." "All right." "So what do we do?" "We're gonna rob this son of bitch." "No, we're not... we're not gonna rob it." " We don't have plans for this house." " No need planes." "We never needed plans." "The plans were just a black feather to help you fly." "Dumbo." "Say it already has an alarm system installed." "We've never hit a house with an alarm system." "It's I.D.T. It's an alarm system..." "It's... it's... "A ring around the rosy"." "Hell, look around, Kevin." "We are pros." "You're a pro." "One more house." "You fucker." "All right, let's do it." "My man." "I don't think anybody is at home." "Well, I don't like think, but I don't think so with you." "40% of all robberies occur while the victim is at home." "Well, I've always been a gambler, man." "I don't see any movement." "It's gonna be motion detectors." "Do you hear something?" "Shit!" "We turned on the alarm!" "Must be an extended perimeter." "We have 60 seconds to turn that thing off." " Or we get the fuck out here." " I'll check the back." "No, there's no time." "What are you waiting for?" "Cut it!" "I did!" "It's not the one we set." "There must be a secondary panel." "Let me in!" "Shit!" "Come on, come on, come on." "Shit." "What?" "Come on, cut the wire." "Kev, we might be fucked." "I don't know if I can do it." " Wow... we'd better get the hell out of here." " No no no." "Hold on, hold on." "Look, Kev." "There are 10 wires there!" "We have to get out here!" "Now!" "Let's steal some shit!" "Holy shit!" "Look at the size of that thing." "Wow, it's bigger than me." "Really?" "Not bigger than me!" "Let's take it anyway." " We're more quick than past." " Bruce, come on, man." "We've got a lot." " We just get out of here." " We haven't even go upstairs yet." " No big staff, only valuables." " Make it quick." "Awesome." "We're good." "All right." "Okay." "I'm tired, man." "Last one." "Wow!" "We're done." "Yes, we are." " What the fuck is this?" "Get a look." "What the fuck is this?" "That, Kevin, is a bag full of money." "Holy shit, man." "This gonna be like $100,000 in here." "More than that." "Oh my God!" "No, wait a second." "Did you take this out of that house...?" "Bruce, no." "No, you can't just take someone else's money." "They are gonna come and look for this." "You don't just take $100,000, Bruce!" "I really think it is more than $100,000." "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, fuck!" " Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, calm down." " Oh, shit!" "Fuck!" "It's just money." "It's just a bag full of money." "I didn't take the coc." "You didn't take what?" "Ur..." "I think it was cocaine." "It was white." "I mean it could be like... what "Angel Dust"." " Was that all right?" " Bruce, we can't do anything with this money." " I know." "And, I, I mean nothing." "Not a fucking thing." "I'm not stupid, Kevin." "Could we at least just have a nice breakfast?" " Is everything all right, gentlemen?" " Aha... ­I want three Bloody Marys and a mimosa, please." " I want three mimosas and..." "Yeah." "..." "And another mimosa." "Very good." "I could get used to this." "We can't get used to this." "Well, I could." "Hi." " Hi." "Hi." "Are you drunk?" "Yes." "You get a celebrating?" "Yeah, we have reward." "Hum." "You move pretty busy lately." "It's only something to celebrate?" "Yeah, we've been..." "We have..." "pushed a big fortune." "What are you doing tonight?" "Nothing." "Will you dinner with me?" " Yeah." "8:00?" "Okay, 8:00." "In sober approbate." "We have some serious staff to talk about." "Intruder alert." "My head hurts, man." "Yeah, the eighth mimosa really gets you." "Yeah." "You are telling the truth." "I think I'm gonna go home and take a nap." "Intruder alert." " Morning, gentlemen." "Morning." "You boys must be doing pretty good of the year these days." "We have been very fortunate." "How much?" "Well, it's just as low as $29.95 a month, with free installation." "No, that's not what I meant." "Well, well, well." "Look at this." "We've been seeing these everywhere lately." "Yeah, advertising man deserves a raise." "You can throw that with free estimates." "That's all?" "I guess you gave out a lot of... free estimates." "Now, you... you understand when we come across such..." "coincidences like this..." "That's not... coincidence." "That's cause and effect." "Maybe." "But still, it... it wouldn't be right if we didn't follow up every possible lead, right?" " Right?" "Right." "Hey, can I keep this?" "Ah, yes, that's yours." "Oh, that's very generous of you." "Thank you." "Okey, I guess we're gonna be going." "Pepper spray." "Intruder alert." "You guys be careful." "Oh, my God." "Bruce, we're going to jail." " We're not going to jail." " We're gonna be murdered by drug lord." "It's... we're not going to jail, not gonna be murdered by drug lords." "But what we're gonna do is to move the goods." "What do you mean move the goods?" "Where we're gonna move the goods to?" "No, to whom." "Who?" "Come on, Bruce, you don't know anybody." " I know people." "Bull shit!" " We are..." "Sh!" "..." "Ramiro." "We need to meet." "God." "We'll go to jail." "A business proposition." "Yeah, I'll play one." "I can not believe we're doing this, man." "We're... we're gonna go to the fucking jail." " Kevin." "You've never even met the guy." "Kevin, I trust this man with my life... several times a day." "Are you hearing youself right now, Bruce?" "That's crazy!" "Wait, is... is that him?" "No, I think he rides a motorcycle." "So which one of you is..." "Bruce?" "I'm Bruce." "So you are." "I thought you'd be older." "I thought you'd be younger." "This is Kevin." "So this is Kevin." "Ramiro." " Here it is." "Yes, I can do this." " And that one is basted." "Breakage." " How much do you want?" "Whatever it takes." "We kind of fell into this." "We're not looking to get rich." "We just wana get out of here, that was trouble." " How much?" "Make me an offer." " I got $320." "It's a deal." "Wait, bro, what's wrong with them?" " Are them all broken?" "No, like I said, we just wana get out of here." "I mean, it's not about the money." "You know me, Ramiro." "All right, deal." "But we got one problem." "I do not like driving arround with all staff in the van." "Well, I can't drag arround with my fucking bike." " Nobody said you had to drag arround..." " Guys!" "Come on." "We are done in three trips, I promise." "It's... a quarter 18:00 now, we'll be done by 19:30." "Fine, I'll open the garage" " We can unload from there." "Copy that." "Now I want a full screen." "That means, any shades, blinds, curtain, whatever the fuck you have... in use." "I don't want anyone see in from the outside." " On it." "And where we bring in the staff?" " To the basement." "Where is that?" " Through the kitchen." "Any dogs?" " I wish." "Let's move!" "Okey." " Would you rather..." "Oh, my hand!" " Ay." "Ay." "Well, four more." "Okey." "Oh my God." " All right." "Down, down, down, down." " It's okay." "Ah!" "That's it." "Oh yeah." "Oh, all right." "That is it." "You guys wana play?" "Which one you wana play on?" " I call that one." "hum hum hum, Yeah!" "Yeah, you guys wanna stay for dinner?" "Oh, shit!" "Dinner'sin thetrash." "I'm staying with my mom for a week." " L" "Intruderalert." " I told you, once you capture it..." "We can't stay on the base." "We have to cover the avenues of approach." "It..." "Fine!" "Have fun, get frank." "Hold on, just a second." "Hey, what's up?" "I don't get it." "Lena left me." "Bruce." "Bruce, are you there?" " Bruce." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm here." "Man down, Ramiro." "Man down." "It's Kevin." "Lena left him." "I don't know." "She went to stay with her mother." "Kevin." "What happened?" "Ramiro wants to know." " I missed dinner." "He missed dinner." "Just dinner?" "I missed a lot of... dinners." "He missed a lot of dinners." "What?" "No." "Fine." "Don't be mad." "I can't tell him everything about you and Lena." "Kevin." "Can you hear me?" "Kevin." " Kevin, can you hear me?" " Yeah, yeah, I can hear you." "­ Kevin, look, when you're young, you have it easy." "Your parents feed, clothe and house you... and you don't even have to do anything." "So, girls like you and you don't even have to try." "Things just happen automatically for free." "­ And next if she goes wrong, well, who cares if you fuck up because nothing is permanent." "But there comes a point when life takes work, responsibility, struggle." "And if she gets tough, it does matter." "You can't fuck up." "You gotta think about a lot of things, man." "You gotta think hard." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Do you... do you like robbing houses?" "Selling security systems?" "­ Come on, Kev." "I'm knowing you for like... two minutes and I know that's not you." "I can see right through you, man, and I know exactly what kind of guy you are." "I know why you're here." "I think you do too." "And that... tell Bruce to watch his six." "Bruce, watch your six." "­ Kevin, you need to pick something and commit to it." "Why is everybody keep sharing that to me?" "I've picked up life." "Bruce picked... well... a defense strategy." "Once you find something you love, you need to love it." "And it sounds like you love..." " Oh, shit." "Oh, shit..." "Lena." "Oh, shit." "Are you drunk?" "It's 4:00 in the morning." " Is Lena here?" "You come back tomorrow, when decent people is awake." " All right?" "Thanks." " Wait, Mom." "Ah, Lena, go back to sleep." "No, it's okay." "One minute, I'm waking your father." "All right." "I'm sorry about tonight." " I know you are." "Okay?" "Can you come home?" "I don't know." "Maybe tomorrow." "You could just... bring me something... like a muffin or something." "Agreed." "Good morning, Mr. Acosta." " Good morning." "How are you this morning?" "Ah, not bad." " Please have a seat." "Thank you." "So, did you sell it all?" "All of it." "You know, I..." "I think I need more this time." "Are you telling me you are ready for a pound?" " Yeah." " Do you even know how much a pound costs?" "Probably like..." "If you add up all your fingers and toes, it would amount roughly... 500 times that." "In fact, I would adventure to say it's worth... more than anything about you." "Look, I can trade." "What could you possibly have to trade?" "A lot." "All right, I..." "I got TVs," "Stereos..." "look, everything keep." "What can I get for this?" " Does it work?" "Of course it works." "Here." "ENTER PASSWORD" "Of course I can reformat it." "Oh, of course, but then it wouldn't have all those wonderful files that arround..." " You can crack it if you really want." " No, really?" "I got a program that can get this open in about 20 minutes." "Well, I mean the great thing about the passwords... is that does an element of psychology to it." " Whom did you get it from?" "Just some guy." "Ah, just some guy." "Mr. Acosta, you're an educated young man, about to sell his first pound of cocaine." "Surely you can figure out a measly and little password." " Ah, I only think it'll..." "Figure it out." "This guy, what does he look like?" "Does he have a beard?" "Is he tall?" "Is he small?" "Is he fat?" " What kind of car is he driving?" " He has a beard." "A beard!" "Great." "That's a start." "Maybe that's the password." "BEARD Why don't you type it in? "BEARD"" "No, that's not it." " Did he tell you his name?" "No." "Well, then we don't have the luck to go one, do we?" "I'll tell you one..." "What if we try something random?" "Like... cocknballs I know..." "How about "cocknballs"?" " One word." "What? "cocknballs"?" "The odds against "cocknballs", one word, being a password for this laptop, are astronomical." "But, hey..." "Why not we give a shot?" "But I really don't think this is..." "Try it." ""cocknballs"." "One word." "C-O-C-K" "N-B-A" "L-L-S" "LOADING" "Of course," "The odds' 100% when it's my fucking laptop!" "Halgrim." "Tie him up." "It's got blueberry in it." "It is my favorite." "How did you sleep last night?" "Not great." "A little bit cold." "Yeah, me too." "And Bruce hogged the sheets?" " How are the jerseys going?" " Yeah, I'm going." " Could look good." "You think so?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Hey, um, do you wana..." "I mean, just, maybe later tonight, you know..." "We could order a pizza, just..." "No, not yet." " I'm sorry." "Why?" "Why not?" "Why not?" "I'm staying at my mom's a little bit longer." "Thank you for the muffin." "You're welcome." "I don't want you to think this is about the laptop." "It isn't." "I can give a shit about the laptop." "See?" "You want to know what is it about?" "Who ever took my laptop, also took my TV set, my stereo, my tennis racket, and my big bag of money." "Now, that money... was worth a lot of money." "Have you seen my big bag of money?" "No." "Was that a "no"?" "Oh, probably a "no"." "I prepared for "no"." "I deal with a lot of "no"s." "Halgrim." "Do not worry." "He is not gonna hurt you." "I'm gonna hurt you." "He's gonna keep you awake." "My sole regret... in doing this is that... you're gonna discover my most terrible vice." "Not torture, or murder vices, I know... but shopping." "I can't stop shopping." "­ You know what I used to do..." "back when I had a TV, I mind you... ­ say used to order all these different Gimchi kitchen items." "They had names like..." "Ah, wave grader," "Infinite slicer," "Edge Master." "This one is great." "This one is called Mega-Chop." "Watch." "Look at that, huh?" "Halgrim." "Now, if you don't wana tell me where my money is and die when this is all over, then you should probably look away." "But if you do wana tell me where my money is, you should pay very close attention." "Ah!" "fuck!" "I think I broke my warranty." "Ah, no good sleep." "Hold on a second." "Check his pockets." ""Home Team Security"," ""Hit 'em where it hurts. "" "I think it's time to invest in a new security system." "All right, Mr. Acosta, we're finished here." "And give us a call if you have any problems." " Thank you so much." "You're welcome." "Welcome to the family." "Intruder alert." " Hum..." "What?" "What's up?" "What's going on?" " He's not there." " What do you mean, he's not there?" "It... doesn't matter." "You're being paranoid." "I'm not..." "I'm not being paranoid." "Okey, Bruce?" "But you now like... now that I think of a man, it... it might be a good idea for you find a different Nazis killer." "Ah, he's my friend, okay?" "And besides, they are not Nazis, they are terrorists." " It's okay." "Intruder alert." "Hope I'm not a intruder." "Got a gum?" "Yeah, sure." " Thanks." "Yeah." "I'm hooked." "All right, man." "Bruce." "Ellis." "Intruder alert." "(together) What the fuck is this?" "(together) What the fuck?" ""Armed Response", Bruce?" "I.D.T.?" "You were applied to I.D.T?" "Congratulations." "I wasn't gonna take it." "But besides, "Armed Response"?" "Yes, what they want." "No." "We've gone over this, okay?" "You... applied to I.D.T.?" "Fuck!" "How could you do this, man?" "Look..." "I..." "I was under a lot of pressure." "Okay?" "I was." "It... it doesn't mean anything." " I've already said that I wasn't gonna take it." " My dick!" "You and Lena will all gonna run off to fucking Philadelphia," " And leave me here with my sorrow of my ass." " That's not true." "How much you spent on these stupid...?" "You spent $ 300... $ 300 on fridge magnets?" "Who cares?" "We load it!" "No, that's in September!" "Not when you make the order!" "Oh!" "Okay, Keven, let's pretend it's September." "­ "Hey, hey, Kevin." "I want to order some refrigerator magnets."" ""Help us... help us draw up some business."" " "Oh, you know what, Bruce?"" " Come on, Bruce." ""I think that will be fine."" ""I'm jumping the fucking ship, anyway,"" " "And I'm applying to I.D.T!"" " That's not..." "I wasn't gonna take it!" "­ "I won't even fucking be here." "Oh, really, Kevin?" ""That's great!" "I'm really happy for you!"" "You can help me tear the fucking store out!"" " I wasn't gonna take it, Bruce." " Yeah, right." "All right, you know what?" "If you don't believe me, man, fuck you." " Yeah, fuck me." "Intruder alert." "Hey." "Do you know where Kevin is?" "Bruce, do you know where Kevin is?" "Oh, your boyfriend?" "I don't know where your boyfriend is." "The last time I saw, he was..." " taking a shit on the wounds he stabbed on my back." " Never mind." "Oh, you know what?" "I know where he is." "I think..." "He's at I.D.T." "Bruce, what is your problem?" "­ I mean, I've gone out of my way to be nice to you." "I've done everything I could think of... to make us be friends, but you just... you just make... you just make that impossible!" "I'm done." "That's it, I'm done trying." "You lose." "And you know what?" "I saw you playing video games... in that Ninja costume I made you, so don't even tell me you didn't like it." "Yeah, well, if you saw me playing video games in a Ninja costume then maybe you made a shitty Ninja costume." "Well, maybe you're just a shitty ninja." "Well, maybe you're just a shitty bitch!" "Ah, I give up!" "I never give up." "Well, if you choose a DEFCON 5 package, you gotta choose any one of the items you see on these pedestals." "But if you go order our DEFCON 1 package," "You'll get sensors in every passageway and entrance to your home." "We can do radar, sonar, thermal..." "whatever suits you." "Ah, you also get decoy jewelry, decoy cameras, real cameras, hidden cameras, decoy panels," " Real panels, hidden panels..." " Well, I'm just looking." "I really not have much use for Home Security, tell you a truth." "Well, a lot of people feel that way, but recently we have had a rush of robberies in this area." "And our studies have shown that 100% of the homes equipped with our system have still remained untouched." "Aha." "It's a good number." "I'm kind of a 100% kind of guy." " It's from you guys?" "Yes." "We give those out as a... you know, sort of promotional tools, but they also... help prevent rape and... murder." "Better than a business card, I bet." "We think so." " "We"?" "Yeah, my partner and I." "Oh yeah?" "I thought you are here alone." "­ I am the only one here, but I..." "have a business partner named Kevin." "He is not here right now, but... he does most of the business part, and I'm more like a resident engineer." "Ah, a resident soldier, I see as well" " Ah, yeah." "What's your name, gunner?" " Bruce." "Bruce." "Hank." "Nice to meet you, Hank." "Pleasure to meet you, too." "Now, if you are... you know, concerned or confused by whether or not you need a system, maybe you should read some of our customer testimonials." " Now, most of our clients are first time subscribed..." " "Armed Response"?" "That's something we're working on." "It's a lot of paperwork." "Isn't it?" "Tell me about it." "If you don't mind me asking," "What about the business for you?" "I'm sort of a... private contractor." "Nothing like this, mind you." "One of the things we specialize in..." "in the way is... armed response." " Shut up." "Yeah, well, most of our clients are overseas... everything from high-profile security to... hostage rescue, that kind of thing." "CNN But I won't bore you with details." "Likely vend to CNN." "God damn." "Are you kidding me?" "No." "Not mad." "What kind of hardware it is?" "Ah, we got all kinds of weapons." "It depends on what kind of situation we find ourselves in." "My last big job was in Budapest, but all I needed for that was a packet of rubbers, if you know what I mean." "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, ships in the night." "Matter of fact, me and the boys were planning a kind of fire drill today." "It's sort of a recruitment thing done at the ranch." "And..." "Oh." "Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be heading back for it right now." " Awesome." "Say, you're..." "Would you wana..." "No, forget it." " No, no, no." "What what what?" "I don't know." "Maybe you might like to... tag along, to see how I make these grunts run," " Maybe squeeze off a couple of rounds." " Right now?" "Well, I'm afraid so." "Catching the red eye to Kandahar." "All right." "Probably too short you know..." "No, no, no!" "Just, let me grab my coat." "Are you sure your buddy won't mind you... closing up shop?" "Oh, he..." "He has his own key." "He will be back soon!" "You are the boss." " Shall I bring my own gun?" " You won't need it." "Ah, this is Halgrim." "He's from Norway." "Hey." "Bruce." " Seatbelt." "Okay." "So..." "Where exactly is it...?" "Halgrim." "Can you imagine if I left the door unlocked?" "Where is my money, Bruce?" "It's a big bag, about the size of a duffle bag." "It's filled with lots of little green papers, stacked and bound with rubber bands." "They said things on it like: "In God We Trust"" ""The United States of America."" "Let me refresh your memory." "I bet you're wondering how we found you, huh?" "Ramiro told us." "You son of a bitch!" "I just had this dry and cleaned." "Bruce!" "Intruder alert." "Bruce." "Hey." " Mr. Kevin." "Who is this?" "You have 20 minutes to give me my money." "It is now 12:15." "There will be someone there to pick you up at 12:35." "Be punctual." "If you fail to do so, I will kill Bruce, then I will find you and I will kill you too." "Lots of killings." "Ramiro is dead, but I suspect you already know that." "Oh, I'm sorry to take up your time." "You now have 19 minutes." " No, wait, listen..." "Oh, Kevin... all the standard warnings applied." "Thank you." "Goodbye." "Smile, Brucey." "You have 19 whole minutes of life inside of you." "Lena..." "I have only gotta a couple of minutes to explain a lot of things, okay?" "Okay." "Bruce and I are the ones that have been robbing all the houses in town." " What?" " We did it to draw more business for the store." "Only the thing is we..." "we robbed this one house, and inside the house was a big bag... of money." "and Bruce took that money." " And now the owners of the house have kidnapped him and... and will come back to pick me up right now to bring the money back to them." "But I don't have it." "I don't have the money." "So what I gotta do is gotta go and gotta save Bruce or they're gonna kill both of us." "What?" "What do you mean "what"?" " What...?" "Okay, I'm sorry." "It's just a lot to take in." "I need your cop uniform." "No, you can't take my cop costume." "And the dress rehearsal is on Thursday and you have not much..." "Lena." "Lena." "This is a life and death situation, right?" "­ Kevin, I think what you should do is call the police." "No, no, no." "If I call the cops," "I'm going to prison." "I'm not calling the cops." "Would you rather be in prison or would you rather be dead?" "No, I think I'd rather be dead." "No, wait, wait, wait." "Where are you going?" "I gotta get some guns." "What do you mean the money is gone?" " How much was there?" "There was a lot." "You take this." "It's loaded." "Be careful." "This is a tracking focus, okay?" "See this dot right here?" "That's this." "I'm gonna hide this in my pocket." "Now, if I'm not back in 40 minutes, tell the police exactly where I am in." " Kevin." "Now go back to your store." "If they see me with you, they'll then take you and we're all gonna be dead." "Look..." "I love you." "Everything's gonna be ok, right?" "You know, it might not, but..." "Fuck that." "It will, right?" "Go." "Go." "Go, go." "This is terrible." "It's okay to shoot bad guys." "It's like MacArthur said:" ""There is no security..."" ""Only convenience"." "Any asshole with the History Channel knows that word." "Aha." "I like you, Bruce." "I do believe under different circumstances" " We might have been friends." "Fuck you." "Actually, I take that as a compliment." "Actually, fuck you!" "You're completely full of shit." "And you never were even a contractor." "MacArthur would kick your ass." "Ah, I like you." "I do like you." "Did you get him?" "A cop?" "Did he see you?" "All right, stay in the area." "That... is very, very bad for you, Bruce." "Very bad." "20 There is an old saying, if you lend someone you know $ 20 and you'll never see him again, and that was $ 20 well spent." "I never felt that." "Personally, I've always felt that... if you spend $ 100,000 to kill the asshole who stole you $ 20, and that's $ 100,000 well spent." "But..." "As you know, this is a whole lot more than $ 100,000." "I guess the point I'm trying to make is... you spend this godless amount of money finding out that your partner Kevin" "He is capable of running out of you in a moment of crisis." "That is a..." "That's... that's a very expensive heart broken." "I don't wana break your heart any further." "So I'm just gonna... fucking kill you." "Open up!" "Police!" "Oh, shucks." "Just a minute!" "Now, you don't want everybody to die, do you?" "So just keep quiet." "Police!" "Open up!" "Coming!" "Afternoon, officer." "We got a call of a disturbance." "Really?" "I don't know what might caused a disturbance." "I've just been reading." "Mind if I take a look around?" "No, be my guest." "Looks that much real..." "..." "But you don't." "Fuck!" "Oh, shit." "Le..." "Le..." "Lena, did I get him?" "Did I get him?" "Armed Response!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Ah, Lucille." "Fuck you all!" " Buddy, are you okay?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." " Did you get him, Bruce?" "I don't know." "Lena, down, down, down, down." "That's right." "Suppression fire." "What the hell does that mean?" "Just fight!" "Keep shooting!" "Stay down!" " Bruce!" "You shot my ficus." "This piece of shit is broken!" "How can I put the coins in this thing?" "Throw it to me!" "Type 3." "You fucking kidding me?" "Come on." "Bruce!" "Stay here!" "Oh God!" "Are you okay?" " No." "It's okay." "Oh, shit." "It's okay." "Where is the money?" "Do not worry about it." "It is safe." " Oh, fucking awesome." " Okey, let's get out of here." "Okay, no, no, no." "No, no, no, no." "No." "Ah!" "Fuck!" "Halgrim." "Good man." "What we have here?" "A couple of assholes, a fake cop" "Fucked up kitchen, pulling my shoulder." " No." "While we don't have... is my fucking money!" "All right, let me think." "Okey, okey." "It's gotta be a way to figure this out." "Halgrim." "You make me an iced tea, please?" "Oh, when you're ready, bring me Infini-Slicer." "Oh God!" "Oh!" " What's the matter with her?" " Nothing." "I'm fine." " Oh God!" "Oh!" "Are you okay?" " No, it's baby!" "What?" " She's... she's having the baby now?" " Oh, God, it's the baby." " She's having the baby now?" " I think it's coming." " Oh my God." "She's having a baby." "Hey, Halgrim." "Halgrim." "Get something here as... hot water, towels." "Oh, God, what, here on the Persian?" " Right now?" "Yes, right now." " Oh my God." "Oh, God, that's disgusting." "It's yours." "Bruce!" "Oh my God!" "Oh, Bruce!" "Oh my God!" "Are you okay?" "Except for the gunshot wound." "Oh God." "Come on, we gotta get you to a hospital." "Come on." "Come on." " You go." "No, no, no." " No, fuck that." "We'll all go." "No, no, no." "Come on." "We're all gonna be rich." " Let's go." " No, no, no." "Not me gonna be rich." " I'm dead... at best 20 minutes." " Don't say that." "Nono, no." "Come on, Bruce." "No, no, get out of here." "Go." "Leaving the country." "Go to Mexico." "No, go to Morocco." "There's no treaty." "Oh fuck!" "Bruce." "No, get out." "Get out of here before the cops come." "No!" "Fuck!" "Shit, man!" "Give me the gun." "Give me the gun." "All right." "Don't let the last thing I hear be "shit"." "You won, Bruce." "You won." "We won." "Good shoot." " Come on, let's go." "Lena." "That Ninja suit was awesome." "I.D.T, everything okay?" "Jesus!" "What the fuck happened?" "Yeah, where's... where's your boyfriend?" "Thank God you made it." "Wait a minute, he shot the I.D.T guys?" " Yeah." " How do you know that?" "You'd already left." "Well, I heard the shots..." "Plus, those guys, man, they deserved it." " They were dicks. - 'Cause for the two of you..." " You get all the money?" "Yeah." "I..." "I mean, that's a crackerjack's story." " Stereo call." "Stereo call?" "My best friend died in my arms." "I guess it wasn't such a happy ending, huh?" " Sorry." "You know what?" "I still have Lena." "And we..." "We have a beautiful daughter, Julia..." "Jules." " I..." "I knew she was pregnant." "So did I." " Yeah." "But why you are bar tending if you have $ 100,000?" "Customs." "They took it." " Oh" " They said they will give it back in three weeks and that was three years ago." "And you know what?" "It was a lot more than $ 100,000." " Why were they even there?" "Wow." " Who?" "The I.D.T guys." " My friend Bruce shot them." "Bullshit." "Hey." " What?" "What happened to the detective?" "What about him, kid?" "I..." "I mean, I got away." "I..." "I don't..." "Hey!" "Get out of the bar area!" "All right?" "No kids near the bar!" "Scram!" "When you get away with things," "You don't, you know, stick around to find out what happened." " You just disappeared, you know?" " I love my story better." "Yeah?" "Well, mine was a lot longer, wasn't it?" "Are you Kevin Zlocki?" "Huh, just fucking with you." "We are on vacation." "Can I get a pair of beers, please?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Over there." " Order up!" "On your six."