"NARRATOR:" "Previously on Boston Legal:" " I hit her on the head with a skillet." " Ah." "It wasn't premeditated or planned." "She was berating me." "Suddenly, my arm was in motion." "Bam, I hit her, and she went down." "DELLA:" "Ah." "FERRION:" "Oh!" " Mom?" " He hit me on the head with a skillet." " They called the police?" " I'm afraid so." "What do I do?" "DOCTOR:" "Mr. Ferrion." " What?" "Your mother has passed away." " Victim identified the defendant." " Hearsay." " This all you've got?" " We'll get more." "The charges against Mr. Ferrion are dismissed." "ALAN:" "I see in you, Bernie, an innately kind person." "I'm hoping it's the kind, gentle person who goes on from here not the one who swung that skillet." "SHIRLEY:" "How bad is he?" "PAUL:" "He's intermittently brilliant and nonsensical often at the same time." "He's technically in charge of litigation?" "PAUL:" "Which is the reason I called you back." "He is an enormous rainmaker, Shirley." "And yet..." "[PAUL CLEARS THROAT]" "Lock and load." "Where is everybody?" "This is an administrative meeting, Denny." "Oh." "What the hell am I doing here?" "Remember the good old days when you liked to know what was going on?" "When you could go from your office to the elevator without a road map?" "Didn't need a road map to find my way around your body, did I, Shirley?" "I wouldn't know." "I was usually asleep." "I once had her and Streisand at the same time." "Remember that?" "Ah, I do, Denny." "[SHIRLEY CHUCKLING]" "And not to burst your bubble, but that was a female impersonator." "Perhaps the penis might have been your cue." "That wasn't Barbra Streisand?" " You wanted to see me?" " Yes, Sally." "Bad news." "We lost the summary judgment motion on Winchell." " Have a seat." " Ugh." "We lost?" "The judge held that the magazine, while possibly negligent wasn't guilty of reckless disregard for the truth." "So we could prevail under negligence?" "We could, if only we'd thought to plead negligence." "Count one:" "Intentional infliction of emotional distress." "Count two:" "Reckless disregard for the truth." "Uh, here's where there should have been a count of negligence." "There is no third count alleging negligence." "In the supporting memoranda we have pages on negligence." "But you didn't plead it." " So we just file a motion to amend." " That deadline lapsed." "Uh, this is..." "This is obviously an oversight." "The defendant had constructive notice." "We can appeal this." "I'll get right on it." "I've taken the liberty of reviewing some of your other work, Sally." "You're a very good lawyer." "But not good enough." "We're letting you go." " You're firing me?" " I'm sorry." " I have done a lot of good work here." " Yes, you have." "And any number of law firms would be happy to have you." "This one, unfortunately, just doesn't happen to be one of them." "Are you in on this?" "[STAMMERING] Am I in on this?" "SHIRLEY:" "It was my decision." "Paul and Denny still remain strong supporters." "We're streamlining a little, and I have to make some tough calls." "I'm sorry." "How can you come in here and in one week fire someone you don't even know?" "I'm Schmidt." " Nora, outstanding." "I give it a three." " Thank you." "Mr. Crane?" "A Mr. Walter Fife is in your office." "He says it's quite important." "DENNY:" "Oh, thank you." " Uh, may I ask, do I know you?" " I'm Alan Shore's assistant." "Mr. Fife came to our office when he couldn't find you." " I escorted him back to your office." " Excellent." "I'll be right there." "You're waiting for me to tell you where your office is?" "No, I want to see the look on your face when you realize they still come looking for one man to solve their problems." "They don't come barging in looking for Paul or you." "Only one man." "Allow me." "[WHISPERS] Denny Crane." "She can still pop my chubby." " Mrs. Schmidt." " My mother is Mrs. Schmidt." " You can call me Schmidt." " I know you're a very busy person." "But if I could steal one minute of your busy time." " Regarding?" " It's a little personal." "Ten o'clock." "They didn't just sue the school board." "They sued me personally." "Walter, I can assure you their cause of action is baseless." " I haven't even told you what it is yet." " L..." " Hi, Shirley Schmidt." " This is Walter Fife." "He's superintendent of the Middlesex School District." "He's being sued." "What did you do, a little touchy-feely with a student?" "What?" "God no." "What kind of question is that?" "All right then." "Let's all sit." "Shirley here is a senior partner, so you're in good hands." "You got both Shirley and, um..." " You." " Me, right, good." "Okay, now, look, I'm gonna ask you something." "It's gonna be a question, and I want a direct answer no matter how difficult." "Okay." "Why, Walter are you being sued?" "You promised you'd answer." "The school board voted to include creationism along with Darwinism in the eighth-grade science curriculum." "The teachers refused, I terminated their employment, they sued." "Massachusetts is a blue state." "God has no place here." "I'm not sure you're the lawyer for this..." "We have many attorneys well-equipped to handle..." "Nonsense." "I've been practicing law for 45 years." "Never lost a single case." " You've never lost?" " My record is 6043 to 0." "You hear about the fellow who died, went to the Pearly Gates?" "St. Peter let him in, sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument." "Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God." "Thinks he's Denny Crane."" "[DENNY LAUGHING]" "I'm your boy, Walter." "Never lost." "Never will." " Did she give you a reason?" " Just that my work didn't cut it." "My reviews have all been good." "Plus, I mean, it's not like they've given me very much to do." "The Winchell case was the first one they let me run with." "And you forgot to plead negligence." " Sorry." "LORl:" "Let me talk to her see if there's another story." "Is this woman some psycho-witch or something?" "Actually, no." "She's extremely nice." "We all know she was sent to shake the trees." " Looks like it's already begun." " I wonder who's next." "Lori, can I steal you for a second?" "Sure." "Dibs on her office." "I just heard about Sally." "I think you're making a mistake." " I didn't ask." " Which surprises me, actually." "You and I are friends." "I've worked with Sally..." "Being loyal to her, you'll be neither objective nor candid." " Even so..." " In either event, I didn't ask." "We just got a new case." "Big client, Middlesex School District." "Denny's in charge, which is fine, as long as he doesn't speak." " I need you to take over." " How do I just take over?" " He'll completely..." " You handle him, Lori." "The way only you can." " Uh-huh." "What's the case?" " It's a variation of the Scopes trial." "Three teachers were fired for refusing to teach creationism." " They've sued." " Sounds like a slam dunk." " For them." " Perhaps." "It would take some pretty ingenious lawyering on our part from not only a gifted attorney but someone who's an expert in the field." " Meaning?" " Lori I know all the skeletons in your closet, remember?" "Including that deeply guarded little one that you fear might ruin your intellectual reputation:" "You go to church." "Um, Schmidt, is this a good time?" "Yeah." "Conference room, noon?" " Okay." "SHIRLEY:" "Thank you." "How can I help?" "Well, this is very awkward." "I'm not sure you're the right person to come to, but you're a woman." " That's very kind." " I work for Alan Shore." "And in many, many ways he's an excellent boss." "God knows he isn't boring." "But I feel that he's been inappropriate with me." " How so?" " Well, he compliments my figure daily." "And he just kind of does it in a lascivious way." "He also ranks my sweaters." " He ranks your sweaters?" " Yes." "Which ones he thinks I look best in." "This is a three." "He asked if he could take one home." "He told me he has dreams about me." " What kind of dreams?" " All kinds." "Uh, once, he dreamt that I was just a head." "No body, just a head." "And everywhere he went, he would carry me along wrapped in a muffler, to keep him company." "And every so often I would whisper terrible dirty things in his ear." " It feels a little like harassment." " You think?" " You'd like to work for another lawyer?" " Well, I'd just like him to stop." "I must admit that sometimes I've been guilty of playing along with his banter, but..." "I'll take care of it." "Thank you." "And, Nora, thank you for coming forward with this." "I know it was difficult." "WOMAN [ON TV]:" "We have very little information other than the victim was in her 50s and that she was bludgeoned to death." "It is the second death in a week that has rocked this idyllic little street." "Just last Friday, the victim 's next-door neighbor died, as well from a head trauma." "You may recall the son was briefly held and then released." "[GASPING] What?" " Whether these two cases are connected." " It's Bernie." " Who?" "My little skillet-wielding client from last week." "He's whacked another one." "He promised me he wouldn't." "Does that mean you're finished?" "[INDISTINCT CHATTER OVER POLICE RADIO]" "[BANGING ON DOOR]" "Alan?" "What have you done?" " There's a lot of excitement..." " I saw." "Live and on the news." "You've been flailing again with your frying pan!" " I never meant for it to happen." " I'm very disappointed." "I gave you a terrific speech." "Appealing to the kind, inner you." "It was wonderful, poignant." "And now you've mooted it by committing murder again." "I never meant to kill her." "You went over to make an omelet and things got out of hand?" "She knew." "She heard an argument between me and mother." "She was out there watering her stupid plants." "In the winter, for God's sakes." "The woman is not right." "Or wasn't right." "Alan, she was going to call the police." "She said what she heard would not be hearsay." "She looked it up." "She said, because we were arguing, it would..." "It would qualify as an excited blutterance." "Suddenly, the skillet was in my hand, and I swung." ""Blutterance" isn't even a real word, much less a defense." "You've murdered somebody over a fake word!" "I was careful to not leave any evidence." " I went over there stealth-like..." " Oh, for God's sake." " And I staged a break-in in the back." "I dispatched of her, and then I returned." "Alan, I promise you, this will be the very, very last one." " I'm not representing you." " You must, if it comes to that." "I won't." "You've let me down terribly." "Uh..." "But..." "But you said that you stood for the little man." "I'm little!" "The best thing would be to go for an immediate declaratory judgment." "The last thing we want is a trial." "This is a hot-button issue." "The ACLU will be jumping in, and that's only the beginning." " Why have I been taken off this case?" " You haven't." "You've been relieved of the grunt work because it's beneath you." ""Relieved" is soft for "discharged." I recognize a demotion when I see one." "I am the master of the soft discharge." "You refer again to when we were intimate." "Now, pay attention and pretend you have a clue." " We all set?" " Lock and load." "Let's go." " Lori." "LORl:" "Alan." "Alan, a second." "We have a little problem." "Seems you've been sexually harassing Nora Jacobs." " She signed a waiver." " I'm sorry?" "I make all my female employees sign sexual-harassment waivers." "Especially the pretty ones." "Don't think that would hold up in court but regardless, that kind of behavior isn't tolerated at Crane Poole  Schmidt." "Which kind of behavior, specifically?" "I think you're smart enough to sense where the line is." "I'm never sure until I cross it." "She is a subordinate." "There's a disparity of power." "You will refrain from any sexual advances, verbal or otherwise." "Shirley, what about senior partners?" "There would be nothing wrong with me lusting, say, after you, would there?" "Go subscribe to National Geographic." "Make a list of all the places you'll never get to visit." "Add to that list "Schmidt."" " I'll talk to her, but other than that..." " You can't pull some strings?" " What about Alan?" "He pulls rabbits..." " He's not a partner, you are." "I slept with Alan." "How objective can he be?" "You also slept with me." "Ever think that might be part of the problem?" "That was unfair." "Kick me while I'm down." "I guess I should've expected it." " The police want to question me." " That's really a stunner, Bernie." "They arrested you for whacking your mother, you got off on a technicality." "Now the woman next door turns up dead from a blow to the head." "What could possibly make them think of you?" " Should I talk to them?" " I wouldn't." "Where you once were convincing you now are anything but." "I don't like it when you speak to me in hurtful tones." " I am not an evil person." " Yes, you are, Bernie." "You've killed two people inside of a week." "By definition, that makes you evil." "This last killing was premeditated, calculated." "You went over there, as you said, to dispatch a human being." "You're a little bug, and like a bug, you will one day get stepped on." "Now, go away." "I do not represent evil people." "I asked you to leave." "May I say one more thing?" "You cut me to the quick." "I am a bug." "My mother would often tell me I am nothing more than an insignificant little..." "She used to call me a dung beetle." "When I killed her, as she lay on the floor for the first time, I felt alive." "I had actually done something." "Perhaps a part of me sought to relive that power." "But today, I do, I feel evil." "I need your help, Alan." "The police want to interrogate me." "I don't know what to do." " Could I...?" "Oh, I'm so sorry." " That's okay." "Tara Wilson, meet Bernard Ferrion." "He kills people with cookware." "Allegedly, of course." " Bernie, Tara." "She's your new lawyer." " No, I prefer you." "No, you can't have me." "One reason being I know too much." "If you want this firm to help you, Tara's your lawyer." "She's very fetching, but is she good?" "The police want to talk to him." "There's an excellent chance you can avoid the prison term he deserves." "I must warn you, do not come to care for this man." "He will let you down." "That's all." "Let's go, Mr. Ferrion." "Nora, when you get a minute." "[SIGHS]" "Why did you feel compelled to speak to Shirley Schmidt?" " Why didn't you take it up with me?" "NORA:" "I don't know." "I suppose..." "I guess I didn't feel I could hold my own with you." "Which, I guess, is a part of the problem." ""Alan, I'm uncomfortable with the banter."" "You could've said that." "You did participate in the banter." "I participated." "I of course wanted to be liked by my boss." "But then it started to go too far." "And when it went too far, why not tell me?" "I don't know." "Because I had let it go on." "I felt maybe I'd gotten myself in..." "At the seminars, you get the impression that the senior people here are good at dealing with these things." "I wanted you to stop but I still like you and like working for you and I was hoping they maybe had a way to solve the problem without any hurt feelings." "So, what happens now?" "FIFE:" "We actually call it "intelligent design."" "Basically, the idea is life is so complex a greater power has to be at play." " The greater power being God?" "FIFE:" "We're by no means..." " Denny!" "...shutting down Darwinism or suggesting that evolution is inaccurate." "Do you believe in evolution, Mr. Fife?" "I happen to believe in both God and evolution." "I don't think the two have to be mutually exclusive." "So why not offer the intelligent-design theory in religion courses?" " Why science?" "FIFE:" "We thought hard about that." "But the simple truth is more and more scientists..." "Scientists, not theologians." " Have said that when you examine the intricacies of the human cell the mathematical equations of DNA you simply cannot conclude that it's all explained by natural selection." "Another power has to be at work." "God." "Well, again, we never mention him by name." "You're aware of the separation of Church and State?" " I'm aware." " This is boring crap." "GELLMAN:" "And you're also aware, Mr. Fife the Supreme Court has banned teaching creationism?" "As I said, we're not calling it creationism." "But you admitted that's what's going on." "And creationism holds that God created the world 6000 years ago in six days." "That's not my view." "GELLMAN:" "But it's the view you insist your teachers explain." " As a theory." " A theory with no scientific basis other than to say, "Gee, evolution can't account for it all."" " Why the helmet?" " It wouldn't be for here." "It would be for at home." "Well, the thinking being, if there's somebody breaking into houses whacking people from behind on the head it would make sense to wear a helmet." " I want to exude innocence, you see?" " Get rid of the helmet." "But Ms. Wilson, at my core, I'm a little man." "It would make sense for me to want to protect myself, right?" "Get rid of the helmet." "You look ridiculous." "Now, listen to me." "The police have asked for a DNA sample, and I'm gonna agree." "What?" "Why on earth?" "Because they could get one with a court order." "What about my right to not incriminate myself?" "Cooperation goes a long way towards exuding innocence, Mr. Ferrion." "Much better than hockey headgear." "You know, everyone is speaking to me in hurtful tones, and I don't appreciate it." "I did kill people." "You'd think I'd incur a little shock and awe, if not respect." "Is that why you did this?" "To inspire awe?" "Alan Shore told me that your mother referred to you as a dung beetle." "Please don't mention that particular species to me." "I don't know what else Alan told you, but I'm a kind man." "I have admittedly committed two heinous acts." "But the first was not voluntary and the second was out of desperation not wanting to go to prison where bigger men will have their way with me." "Ms. Wilson, I need your help." "Please be on my side." "I'm sorry." "That remark was way out of line." "Listen, Sally, it didn't help that you were with me a year and a half ago and then you were with Alan Shore." "It's gossip." "It travels fast." "But I have no doubt, none, that you are going to be an exceptional attorney." "But just not here." "They're never gonna give you the chance." "You need to remake yourself." "Start fresh." "You asked me for help and I'm going to provide it to you in the form of advice." "You need to go." "At the beginning of the year, we got word at our assembly that moral values would be one of our educational objectives." "Which was fine." "But to have evolution bumped for creationism..." "To be fair, evolution isn't being displaced, creationism is just being included." "Evolution is a tough subject matter." "We cannot cut into what little class time we have to service a political agenda." " To teach..." " Objection." "Nonresponsive." "Please limit your answers to the questions, ma'am." "Why can't you view intelligent design as a science, Ms. Turner?" "Because there is simply no scientific data to support it." "How are we to maintain any credibility as science teachers if we say:" ""Gee, despite all this data, there's also another possibility."" "Intelligent design makes a mockery of science." "If you want to teach it as a religion course, fine." "But as a science it's simply preposterous." "I don't understand why he wouldn't want to talk." " Lf a killer is loose in his neighborhood..." " He'd love to talk." "I'm not letting him." " I'll tell you one thing..." " Bernard." "You people wrongly arrested him last time with no evidence after his mother recklessly accused him." "Now it's clear there is somebody killing people." "You haven't so much as apologized to Mr. Ferrion for ruining his good name." "Why should we expect any fair treatment from you?" "I'm done." "Once again, I'll encourage your client not to leave the jurisdiction." " Bully boy." "TARA:" "Bernard." "FERRION:" "You handled that deftly." "So, what now?" "You can go home." "Lf, indeed, you left no traces behind, and assuming they find no DNA and with no smoking skillet, you'll likely get away with it once again." "You're using a judgmental tone." "Do you really expect us not to condemn you?" "You killed two people." "Well, I expect you to condemn my actions but, I suppose, not me." "You can go." "How's Alan?" "Honestly?" "I think he's hurt." "You hear all the time how clients are let down by their lawyers." "Sometimes it's the attorney who is let down by their client." "As silly as it may sound, the cynical, jaded Alan Shore gets a bit desperate sometimes to believe in the goodness of mankind." "He found, I think, some hope in you." "And you crushed it." "Like a bug." " You're firing me?" " Certainly not." "I'd get sued." "I'm reassigning you." "If I get put back into the pool, that's the same as a demotion." "Nora, I'm not going to change who I am." "I can work on it, but leaps and bounds I'll never make." "When I look at women, most women my mind wanders invariably to sexual fantasy of a broad and curious nature unfettered by moral restraint." "I can't help it." "I realize this candor could come back to haunt me should you indeed file a claim but when I look at you, I often conjure up the most intimate and explicit of distractions." "That's not going to change." "You are a sexually attractive beast." "Could you excuse us, Shirley?" "I'm dictating a letter." "I give you my word you will not get a demotion." "I also offer you my gratitude for making me realize that sometimes women play along and yet nevertheless feel harassed." "I suppose it's the callous idiot who can't appreciate that." "I apologize for being that idiot." "Nora the next time that somebody does something to you that you don't like, be direct." "I assure you, you're up to it." "That was very eloquent." "Thank you." "You need to get me another secretary, Shirley." "Someone more willing to be harassed." "I'll see what I can do." "GELLMAN:" "These are bad times for science, Your Honor." "Especially at the hands of moral values." "The government has systematically distorted, or worse suppressed findings by the FDA and EPA when it comes to contraception, stem-cell research AIDS, global warming, pollution..." "Let's just stick to the case, counsel, and leave politics out of it." "This case is all about politics." "It's about getting religion back into schools." "Creationism is religious doctrine." "It is not supported by scientific data." "I'm a Christian." "My wife is a Jew." "We have wonderful debates." "And this country as a whole should be more theologically literate." "But it's not science." "What's happening here today is an attack on evolution." "It's clever." "Let's call it "intelligent design." Let's not mention God." "But come on the Supreme Court banned the teaching of creationism in the public schools." "They were right then, they remain right today." "My client's discharge was unlawful as well as in violation of our tradition of separating Church and State." "Of course we have a legitimate cause of action." "That was almost evangelical." "The Establishment Clause prohibits the endorsement of or discrimination against any particular religion." "But it was never meant to extinguish the notion of a higher power." "I certainly believe in evolution." "Who here among us, while watching the presidential debates could deny we all come from monkeys?" "But what's so wrong with suggesting as a possible theory that a higher power might have also played a part?" "As for Church and State, we go to war over God-given rights to democracy." "Let's face it, God is big here." "We love God." "And we, as a nation, have an overwhelming belief he had something to do with the creation of humankind." "But teach that in a science class?" "Perish the thought." "Nobody here is trying to squash evolution." "And I would agree with Mr. Gellman it isn't good science to suppress information." "But I would ask the court who here today is trying to do the squashing?" "What do you mean you want to go to trial?" "I'm afraid of dying a death by innuendo." "I thought if I went to trial I could clear my name." " Clear your name?" "You did it." " But nobody knows that." "Have you gone mad?" "They haven't got any evidence." "They can't arrest you." "You're here asking to go to trial." "What is the matter with you?" "The suspense of them building a case, it's just too much to bear." "[TARA SIGHS THEN FERRION SIGHS]" "I'm lonely." "All I ever had was my mother, and I killed her." "The only other person who ever, ever talked to me was my neighbor." "I killed her too." "How's Alan?" "I miss him." "Bernard unless something else happens here, your case is over." "Now, I can appreciate that you're lonely but you need to find a life for yourself now." "But, um, how do I do that?" "Bernard, your case status at the moment is over." "Okay." "Okay." "WOMAN:" "Alan." "Hello." " Mrs. Piper?" " You remember." "[CATHERINE CHUCKLING]" "Oh, I always say, "Shake a man's hand with dog poop on your glove he'll remember you for life."" "I remember you because I trick-or-treated at your house." "How are you, dear?" "You don't look well." "What are you doing here?" "I'm applying for the position of your secretary, of course." "I heard what happened to the last one." "And I must say, your problem..." "Most people aren't able to see that beneath your slick, insensitive exterior deep down, you really are a douche bag." "I get that, Alan." "You'd have no misunderstanding with me." "FERRION:" "Mr. Shore?" "My, my." "What an adorable little man." "Are you a midget, dear?" "I, uh..." "I just want to say that I am deeply sorry and I assure you that I am going to try to live up to all the potential that you saw in me as a human being." "I give you my word." "CATHERINE:" "Well, that was sweet." "So do I get the job?" "Nobody is more frightened than I am of the religious right getting a stranglehold on our values." "Is this the part where we get spanked?" "It seems, as long as you do it in the name of the Almighty one is free to abandon not only common sense and science but also the facts." "But I am also concerned about a secular society squeezing faith out of our lives." "We have witnessed ridiculous lawsuits to stop Nativity scenes at Christmas to take "God" out of the Pledge of Allegiance." "God has always been a part of who and what we are as a nation." "On our currency it reads, "In God we trust."" "The Declaration of Independence speaks of God." "How we are created." ""Endowed by our Creator," it references our "supreme judge of the world" and "divine providence."" "God." "And I'm sorry, anybody who has ever held a newborn child in his hands must make room for the chance that a higher power exists." "And it shouldn't offend you as scientists to say:" ""Hey, we just don't know."" "I find the decision to include intelligent design along with evolution into the science curriculum does not violate the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment." "I'm ruling in favor of the defendant." "[PEOPLE MURMURING]" "This lawsuit is dismissed." "[BANGS GAVEL]" "[CHATTERING]" "Oh, boy." "Was it interesting?" "I didn't listen to a word." "Thank you." "Thank you both." "Good luck, Mr. Fife." "Oh, what's the expression?" "Uh, "go with God."" "So when are you leaving?" "Is there a big rush?" "I didn't mean it like that." "I'm leaving now." "Tonight." "You know, for what it's worth, Shirley can be very draconian." " When she makes up her mind, it's not..." " l..." "I have nothing against Shirley." "In fact, she didn't even really hurt me." "Shirley doesn't know me." "[SIGHS]" "You do." "Lori does." "Alan does." "A lot of people, none of whom took issue with Shirley." "The silent majority has spoken, Brad with a resounding roar." "Every knock is a boost." "I'm gonna cling to that and a few other clichés for a while." "And then you'll all see me again." "In court, across the deposition table, you'll all see me again." "That's a promise." "TARA:" "He's just so profoundly lonely." "Bernard." "He came to apologize." "TARA:" "I actually think he wanted to get arrested because he's so starved for attention." "I hate this job." " You warned me not to care for him." " Tara, don't." "Do not let yourself." "Well, it's over now." "He's gone." " What's done is done." " It's not over." "That's the problem." " What do you mean?" " He'll kill again." "What, did he say that?" "No, but I just get the feeling he'll kill again." "What are you doing out here?" "Just looking at the city." "Still trying to fathom that..." "The Red Sox won?" "What's this?" "The boys do it." "Thought we'd give it a try." " You wanna smoke cigars?" " Mm-hm." "Passing of the torch from the boy's club to us." "Well, I'll smoke to that." "Ugh." " Awful." " Let me try." "SHIRLEY:" "Ugh." "That's terrible." "[CHUCKLES]" "Well, this makes it official." "We've evolved more than they have." "LORl:" "Hmm." "Is it a good thing we won today?" "I don't know." "You believe in a higher power, right?" "That wasn't just advocacy in that room?" "With what's going on in the world, I need to believe." "But..." "But what?" "God forbid the next court says it's okay to ban evolution from the schools." "Yeah." "God forbid." "NARRATOR:" "Next on Boston Legal:" " What's your case about, Brad?" " Interference with contractual relations." "You mean lesbians." " You think I'm attracted to you?" " I can't tell." " I'm gay, Brad." " Nobody wants this firm ridiculed." "Nobody wants Denny exposed." " What's my name?" " Denny Crane." " What's my name?" " Denny Crane!" "No further questions." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]"