"This way please" "Over there please" "Thanks" "Trying to be the chef again?" "Of course, it's my turn" "You're dreaming" "Long or short?" "Short" "Watch out of my father-in-law" "I don't believe this" "It's delicious" "What about me?" "Everybody will get one free" "Don't bother with him" "Go" "I'll kill you!" "You're back, boss" "Get the things inside" "Yes" "Uncle" "What are you up to this time?" "Nothing" "My cooking is first class" "To cut the lobster into four pieces" "Is something only I can do" "This way please" "Why all zeroes?" "Because I'm buying you dinner" "When will you treat me to the movies?" "Some day" "Don't talk about the future" "The future doesn't exist" "Don't talk about the past either lt, too, doesn't exist" "Only the present counts" "For it is eternity" "I'll call you tonight then" "What's your name?" "Johnny" "Johnny" "What's yours?" "Sophia" "Sophia" "I'll see you then" "Bye, Sophia" "Good-bye!" "Bye, Johnny" "Bye, Sophia" "You'd better take notes" "Bye!" "Watch your steps" "How long has he been back?" "Very long" "Don't let him carry his rifle in" "You are great" "You bought pretty girls dinner" "And demonstrated your knife techniques" "Why don't you give me a show too?" "Come on" "Where has your showmanship gone?" "Come on" "You're worse than a new employee" "Right here" "Go back to work" "Losing your eyebrow isn't so bad" "It's bad when you're not aware of it" "You ungrateful fool" "You fled from China with only your underpants" "Who's been taking care of you?" "And your 103 years old grandfather?" "All you care is... fooling around" "Chasing after broads" "I let you marry my daughter" "I've ruined my daughter's life" "Look at your sloppy self" "You're a bonafide loser" "I also came to Hong Kong with... only my pants" "But I worked hard" "Where's the ointment?" "Get me the ointment" "Are you all right?" "Your father-in-law is a bully" "It looks aweful, put a Band-aid on" "I have to go to the restroom" "His pity" "His father-in-law bullies him all the time" "Don't let him hear you" "Ying, this is a good delivery exercise" "Forget it" "I've been married seven years" "I haven't got a single child" "As your best friend I should warn you" "Maybe your husband is fooling around" "Keep an eye on him" "I am" "I wouldn't even have a female cat as a pet" "That's smart" "He can bring her into the bathroom" "And God knows what they could be doing" "He's at the Playboy Club again?" "You ruined... my expensive ginseng tea" "Do you need any help?" "Let me use your dog" "Give ma a sock of your husband's" "Let's go" "15" "Nothing" "Lost again" "Drink" "Susan" "My dog can't stand the smell of the sock" "My husband won't have that anymore" "Athletic foot?" "No, his foot" "Mr. Huang is downstairs" "Thanks" "Mr. Huang, a call for you" "Thank you" "Hello, Che?" "Cover me" "Come down, you idiot" "He'd bite off my leg if I did that" "Then you wouldn't have athletic feet anymore" "Come down" "Come down" "No" "Sandy" "Bring Sandy to the bathroom" "Go" "Grandfather" "What are you doing?" "The herb medicine is for my rheumatism" "Why don't you do it in the kitchen?" "Ying doesn't like that" "These herbs are no good" "I'll get you some good ones" "You act like a thief at home" "And a lover away from home" "That's not ture" "Ying lost her mother... when she was eight" "And had a boyfriend at twenty-eight" "Did she have a boyfriend?" "That was you" "I thought you were an ambitious man" "So I let you take care of the restaurant" "But you've disappointed me... so much" "I warn you, if you fool around again..." "Go" "This ginseng costs $5,000 a gram" "It can cure even cancer, not to mention rheumatism" "You stole it from Ying" "Ying's my wife," "I just took it from her" "All right" "Does it smell good?" "Let me kiss you" "Daydreaming again" "What future can you have?" "I'm going hunting, take care of business" "I'm very good at tennis" "I'm very bad" "I'll teach you" "Tennis requires talent" "I have never lost a match" "Talent is... an abstract entity" "One needs a strong arm to play tennis" "A strong arm... comes from training" "One would lose if one didn't train enough" "So concentrate on training your arm" "Hand me the vegetables" "You teach me then" "Sure" "Are you leaving?" "Yes" "Cooks only serve normal customers, not VIPs" "Are you a chef?" "Concentrate on your arm" "Just right" "This isn't a circus, my friend" "This show's free, you shouldn't be complaining" "You may eat everything up" "It's your own fault" "Nothing's in focus" "You have three nostrils!" "I must be suffering from concussion" "Is it your contact lenses?" "My contact lenses?" "What contact lenses?" "They're on your turner" "What?" "Right there" "I thought they're lobster shells" "Get yourself a new pair" "They cost two thousand dollars" "That's no big deal" "Why do they call you The Archers?" "Because we serve like a flying arrow" "Can you teach us?" "Of course" "One needs a good arm for tennis" "Can't we have something else to eat?" "Don't you know Hong Kong's 3 bests?" "Frog legs" "Ham" "Lobster legs" "Let me teach you how to eat this" "Just like ice cream." "Delicious!" "I'll teach you again" "You should thank me for teaching you" "Sisi, the trick to tennis is the arm" "Follow through with... your shoulder" "Like Bruce Lee playing his Nunchakus" "The trick to tennis is the wrist" "The same way... one handles a frying pan" "Do you play tennis?" "She and I are champions every year" "They call us The Duo" "What does that mean?" "That they're gay" "Have you ever won a cup?" "Cup?" "This one is for the 1981 game" "This one is for 1982" "They are for dwarfs" "I use the 1983 cup as a trash can" "You can't play tennis with thin arms" "Thin arms?" "His arms are thin" "Shall we wrestle out who's stronger?" "That would be a good show" "Why not?" "Don't burn yourself" "Let's make sure it'd really burn" "Go" "Pierre, you can do it" "Ointment!" "Will you be ready for... the tennis match?" "I'll practise with... 100 onions a day" "What are you doing?" "Peeling onions" "You've made the floor a mess" "It goes easier with a frying pan" "It hits easier with a frying pan too" "Clean the mess up" "The onions are... all over the floor" "Your father-in-law has been doing it... for thirty years" "Can I use your eyebrows?" "To do what?" "I want to practise shaving them" "They're my eyebrows, not my whiskers" "Evebrows are whiskers above the eyes" "Nonsense" "Che, who's your most understanding friend?" "You are" "Who's the only man willing to... lend you money?" "You are" "And you won't let me shave... a few of your whiskers?" "Don't do it" "Stand still" "Be careful" "Did I shave them off?" "They are still there" "I'm tired" "Can I have a drink?" "You're quite an impressionist" "I'm a realist" "Sure" "You're a good painter" "What's wrong?" "Sandy has to go to the bathroom" "Bring her in" "Take your time" "What are you cooking, ginseng?" "I'm saving this for my birthday" "I forgot how old you are" "I don't remember either" "When's your birthday then?" "The day people sweep graves" "I'll celebrate your birthday when I sweep graves" "I'll live to 100" "You've lived past that" "Yes, I almost forgot" "I've got a tennis game waiting" "You'd better go" "Take care of Sandy" "Where's my tennis outfit?" "Over there" "It's very elegant" "Come on" "Take a look" "Come on" "Look, it's very elegant" "Head" "Tail" "The Archers on that side" "Have you brought masks?" "What for?" "To hide your faces... when you lose" "Are you speaking for yourselves?" "Good" "Are you all right?" "Do you know how to play?" "Just hang in there" "You belong to the circus" "Right through the legs" "Right on the head" "Are you all right?" "That's called a running hit" "Go home" "There's no need to keep scores" "Drink this first" "Should we handicap ourselves with a chair?" "Let's do that anyway" "We're handicapping ourselves" "The racket is busted though" "Use your frying pan" "Serve" "I'm scaring my opponent" "I'm making him mad" "He's running like a yoyo" "And he ends up on the floor" "Does it hurt?" "Of course it does" "Need some ointment?" "It hurts" "That's called a runing hit" "Serve" "Here it goes again" "Right here" "This is a game point" "Wrong side of the net." "You lost" "The Duo won the game" "Johnny, your pan techniques are wonderful" "That's how" "I won my cups" "Next week, I'd like to..." "Sandy can't stay in the bathroom forever" "What time is it?" "I'll call you" "Goodbye, my friend" "There's no need for a mask" "It's beautiful" "I'll be better still" "Sandy's through" "Whaat took you so long?" "Get back over there" "What's that on your head?" "This one?" "That's the halo above Christ" "The halo" "Whose hair is that?" "Yours" "My hairs are much longer" "You lost that hair last week" "It smells ginseng to me" "What?" "Can't you smell ginseng?" "Of course not, you're daydreaming" "Go back to sleep" "What are you doing there, old man?" "It smells ginseng, open the door" "Did you hear me?" "What should we do?" "Open the door" "What the hell are... you doing?" "Do you hear me or not?" "Open the door" "Open up" "Are you opening the door or not?" "Where does the smell come from?" "It's from Korea" "What are you doing there?" "Enjoying the view" "How's the view then?" "Very mundane" "Go to hell" "It's you, Sally" "I've brought you 2 new items... from my shop" "I was looking for you at lunch time" "Did you go ahead and have lunch?" "Of course not" "Come and take a look" "What happened to Johnny?" "He broke his leg while peeping on the spinster" "The spinster next door?" "You pervert" "She's prettier than you" "Don't waste your time with him" "He's a bonafide pervert" "I have a date with Sisi... at the disco" "Are you kidding me?" "I'll wait for you downstairs... for one minute" "It looks nice on me" "Real nice" "It fits you perfect" "It's pretty" "What's up?" "Bathroom time for Sandy" "Bring him in" "Let's dance" "Che, are you all right?" "Let's go" "Come catch me" "Come, right here" "Come" "Hey, man, are you all right?" "Where are my contact lenses?" "You're so clumsy" "We're of the same root, help me" "We sing... the same songs" "Aren't we of the same root?" "Then help me beat him up" "Go" "I lost my lenses" "So?" "That's the one" "And him too" "Thank you, brothers" "Are you all right, Johnny?" "I'm fine" "I feel secure when you're around" "The present is..." "Time to go home" "The present is eternity" "Oh my God, time's up" "You said you weren't afraid of your wife" "Why can't you stay longer?" "It's not my wife" "I've to help my grandfather to the bathroom lf..." "Really?" "He's 104 years old" "Johnny" "Bye" "Will you go to... the Philippines with me next week?" "The Philippines?" "Yes, to the Island of Sulu" "I'll buy you coconut juice if you come" "Coconut juice?" "Johnny, Johnny..." "Are you coming?" "Of course I am" "Open up" "Did you hear me?" "They're looking for you" "What happened to your face?" "I was in a fight" "Get in" "It's almost been an hour" "What are you up to?" "Open up" "Don't scare me" "Johnny, Johnny" "Answer me" "Is Sandy all right?" "Come out now" "Open up" "Don't scare me, please" "Would he be taking a bath?" "Come out right away" "Open up" "What happened?" "The heater exploded" "Oh my poor Sandy" "How did that happen?" "Let me find out what triggered it" "Have a piece of cake" "Honey" "There's a witch doctor in Sulu" "He can cure infertility" "We haven't been able to have a baby" "Not we, you" "I want to go with Che... to see him" "He really gave birth to so many kids?" "That's why..." "Filipino labour comes so cheap" "You'd better book your seats" "I hate to travel" "Philippine Airlines" "Reservation for two to Manila" "Both misters?" "Yes" "That's great" "Right" "Che's going, why don't we go too?" "Sure" "Book two more seats for Sally and me" "But we are going into the wild jungles" "Sally wants to go" "They don't even have toilet papers there" "We can bring our own" "Book the seats" "My wife and her friend are coming along too" "How sad" "Yes" "I'm coming along to do some hunting" "But we are going into the wild jungles" "Where else do you go hunting?" "Downtown?" "Book my seat" "My father-in-law is coming along" "How depressing" "Yes" "Is your mother coming along too?" "I want to go" "Book a seat for my grandfather" "Che, this is delicious" "You must eat something" "Coffee or tea?" "You brought your grandfather?" "My weakness is I'm a nice guy" "Is that your wife?" "This is her bonus... for putting up with my temper" "See you at the hotel" "See you later" "Coffee or tea?" "Are you all right?" "I'm fine" "He did it" "He did it" "He did it" "He did it" "He did it" "Do you know you have mismatched eyebrows" "Really?" "I fixed it" "Son of the dragon" "Captain" "Where's my wig?" "Anybody injured?" "Isn't that it?" "The wig's over there" "Please sit down, Miss" "Where's my wig?" "My wig!" "My wig flew away" "A wig" "God sent you this wig" "It's beautiful" "It's so hot that I feel dizzy" "Let's get a cab" "Are you blind?" "This is my territory" "What are you trying... to prove?" "I'll kill you" "How dare you?" "Taxi" "Taxi" "Don't crowd yourself all over me" "You've still got room on your side" "None of your business" "I envy him" "How dare you envying another man?" "$100 for riding... in this piece of junk?" "This a Filipino highlight" "Dumb" "It's inclusive of a seafood lunch" "He'll take you on... an island tour this afternoon" "I'll go see the witch doctor" "This clown again?" "Don't underestimate him" "He's a man of... many trades" "He's even a midwife" "Tell him either he behaves... or I'll shoot him" "Behave yourself, or he'll shoot you" "Bye" "Don't wander around" "Have a nice time" "Don't be too late" "Bye" "Does it smell orange?" "Sure does" "Let's go for a plane ride!" "Wonderful!" "It costs a fortune though" "This used to be..." "Gen. MacArthur's plane" "The best in the Philippines" "The best!" "A short wing increases the speed" "Right" "Rockets don't even have wings" "Right" "Don't worry, one wheel will do" "One wheel will do" "Don't you worry" "You have a life buoy beneath you" "Put it over you and blow it up" "Blow this shell... like a horn for help" "Use it to stab sharks if there are any" "Stab it, stab it" "Don't worry, one engine will do" "One engine will do" "Oh my God" "Don't worry, we can do with no engines" "No, we'll die with no engines" "You forgot to unplug it" "Are we lost?" "No" "Where are we going then?" "Right into the sea" "Do you think sharks will come?" "Sharks never come by in my thirty years of swimming" "Where do you usually swim?" "In the pool" "Christ" "Did you touch me?" "No" "What feels so rough?" "Did you touch me?" "No, did you?" "No" "Stab it" "Let's swim ashore" "It's too far for me" "I'll get you some help then" "Wait for me, are you crazy?" "The fortune teller said" "I'd die in bed" "A water bed?" "This is home made cooking" "My wife did it herself" "For a hundred US dollars" "This is the best the Philippines can offer" "For $100?" "I'll kill you" "Sally, this is delicious" "What's that?" "Filipino cockroach" "It's delicious" "She took my wig" "It's mine" "It's mine" "It's mine" "It's mine" "It's mine" "It's mine" "Give it back to me" "Give it back to her" "Dad" "How dare you bullying my daughter?" "The fortune teller was right" "He also said I'd find a girl" "Johnny" "Sisi" "Such big mosquitoes?" "They are enormous" "That's nice" "Terrific" "This is better, come take a look" "What do you think?" "This is the best" "Help!" "Where are we now?" "We're on the beach" "Get rid of the idiot who's chasing me" "Go away, kids" "Good" "This is better" "Do you like this melon?" "Jesus Christ" "Give me a lift" "Do you have dollars?" "No" "Forget it then" "Give me a lift" "Can you give me a lift?" "Get on" "Thanks" "Thanks" "Watch out, the hut may collapse" "Are you all right?" "Johnny" "Sisi" "What's the matter, are you exhausted?" "Hai, Hai" "Hit it harder" "Moan and yell." "Louder" "Louder, don't stop" "Your turn" "1, 2, 3" "Come, don't be shy" "Jim" "Your turn" "Come, pretty girl" "Are you through, Jim?" "I've done it" "I've shaved his eyebrows" "Johnny, Johnny" "Sisi" "Johnny" "Sisi" "That's called House on a Tree" "I did it, I shaved his eyebrows" "That native looks familiar" "Yes, he looks familiar" "You couldn't... have met him before" "That's right" "That native lives in your house" "Johnny, what are you doing up there?" "Who's that beside you?" "That's the witch doctor" "The witch doctor?" "That's her" "Doesn't look right" "She doesn't like fortune telling" "You said you weren't afraid of your wife" "I don't want to... break her heart" "She may kill herself" "Where's the witch doctor?" "What game are you playing?" "She only... diagnoses adopted children" "Why are they kneeling there?" "This is the adoption ceremony" "Where's the medicine?" "Wait" "Eat this cherry and you'll have babies" "She has 108 children 108?" "That's the honest to God truth" "These cherries?" "I don't believe it" "I'll buy you a drink" "Where?" "My room" "I have to go to the bathroom" "Go ahead" "I'm going now" "With you here, the present is eternity" "The past is bygone" "It's only a video tape in our brains" "Did I appear in... that tape often?" "More often than I could count" "Sisi, open the door" "Johnny would kill me" "I don't belong to him" "He won't kill you, he'll kill me" "Sisi, Sisi" "Go sleep with your wife" "Listen to me" "Sisi" "I'm only... a witch doctor" "Hear me out first" "Why two water melons?" "One is for you" "How did you know I'd come?" "I'm so touched," "Sisi" "A plane crash didn't kill us" "The sharks couldn't kill us" "You're my real friend" "I feel like the present is eternity" "The past is only a video tape in our brains" "It doesn't exist" "The future hasn't taken place yet" "So the present is..." "What are you doing here?" "She's serving me water melon" "Water melon?" "Right" "You were eating water melon?" "Open up" "Cover me" "Johnny, I saw you entering this room" "Where's Johnny?" "He didn't come" "He didn't?" "This is my girl friend Sisi" "Uncle" "You're as bad as Johnny" "Che, what jobs had you had before your father died?" "A watchman" "You were arrested as a robbery accomplice." "What else?" "A projectionist" "You were arrested for showing porno films" "What else?" "A freight agent" "You were arrested for heroin trafficking" "Uncle" "Are you acting... as a pimp tonight?" "Don't say things like that" "Move over" "I can't turst you two with the restaurant" "Hurry up" "Are you all right?" "Uncle" "I'll shoot him if I find him" "Be careful" "Are you all right?" "You can have the water melon" "I don't want it" "I'm not in the mood of eating" "Che" "Get lost, both of you" "Are you mad at me?" "Don't be silly" "She said she's bored and needed company" "I didn't want to waste the opportunity" "I just don't think life has meaning" "I have to climb windows to go out" "Because you're married" "You're like... a bird in a cage" "Are you bachelors having it much better?" "No, you've got a wife to look after you" "But when two birds are in the same cage" "They'll fight... from time to time" "And you've got that bird at home" "What's that?" "Your father-in-law" "Didn't you say eternity?" "That's for conning girls" "What's eternal is our frustration" "Meal time" "Try the hot dogs" "Let me kiss you" "Daydreaming again?" "I'm just... taking a break" "I've never... taken a break" "Bring this home and make Ying some soup" "I caught you this time" "So... you were stealing my ginseng" "Are you all right?" "He stole my ginseng" "He didn't, I took it" "Then you stole it" "I took it" "You stole it" "I took it" "You stole it" "We're a family, I just took it" "You fled from China with only your underpants" "If Dad didn't hire you" "You'd have been starved to death" "Right" "So you two stole it" "I took it" "You stole it" "I took it" "Did he really hit me?" "He did" "Dad" "You hit your wife!" "I'll hit you too if you don't go away" "I don't believe you" "Dad, he wants to hit Sally too" "My late wife wouldn't... hit Ying" "I wouldn't hit her" "But you hit her, I'll kill you" "Johnny, Johnny" "I don't need ginseng, herbs will do" "Johnny, come out" "Which hand did you use to... hit Ying?" "Where's the maternity ward?" "Where do they bear children?" "On the floor" "You're out of your mind" "Which hand did you use?" "Stretch out the hand you used to hit Ying" "Don't you dare running away" "Where's the maternity ward?" "I didn't know you're deaf" "Where's the maternity ward?" "Where's the maternity ward?" "Go away or I'll cut you up" "You don't even have eyebrows" "So... you've been practising hard" "Why don't you slit my throat too?" "Go ahead and kill me" "Kill me if you've got guts" "Are you all right?" "I'm still alive" "Johnny, you won't be living luxuriously from now on" "Go pack the underpants you brought" "And move yourself and your grandfather to a hut" "Help!" "Help!" "So you're staying here" "Open the window" "Are you all right, Johnny?" "Are you okay?" "Help!" "Help!" "Have you gone nuts?" "Why?" "This hospital doesn't have... a maternity ward" "So where can I go?" "I've prepared some ginseng... for you" "Why are you so nice?" "Johnny hasn't been home for two weeks" "Can you tell me, where he is?" "I don't know" "Grandfather" "Have some ginseng, Che" "I don't like ginseng" "Tell me where Johnny is" "I've been looking all over for him" "You must know where he is" "Tell him I've made him some ginseng" "How would I know where your husband is?" "Did you find Johnny?" "I've been to all the places he usually go" "But I couldn't find him" "You have to find him for me" "You told me to shoot him" "Did you really shoot him?" "He fell down" "Where did he end up?" "How would I know?" "Would he have killed himself?" "If he die, you could marry again" "Find him, or I'll kill myself" "I want to die" "Don't do that" "It's dangerous" "You'll die if you jump" "Grandfather" "You're back" "Pack your things" "Where are we going?" "We're moving to a hut" "No problem" "We won't be starved" "Johnny" "I brought these underpants from China" "Don't take it seriously" "I was drunk" "I'm going to... let you take care of the restaurant" "These are the keys" "You've already shaved... my eyebrows" "Wouldn't you forgive me?" "You talk to your own husband" "Beg him to stay!" "Have some ginseng, Johnny" "No" "Have some" "I stole it" "No, you took it" "I stole it" "You took it" "I stole it" "You took it" "Johnny, come off this arguing nonsense" "I stole it" "Johnny" "Have some" "How is it?" "Not salty enough" "I'll add some salt" "What do you say?" "The witch doctor's cherry... really worked" "I've been pregnant for a month" "Congratulations" "Let's celebrate with a drink" "Let's go and have a drink" "What are you doing?" "Didn't you say we're moving?" "I was only kidding, go back to sleep" "No problem" "Wait for me downstairs, I'm getting the cat" "No way" "I'm going out" "I'm going to the bar" "The ginseng will be ready when you come back" "I'm so happy I can fly"