"Fire!" "Fire!" "Vikings, to arms!" "Look!" "A Viking boat has come to our shore." "A real Viking boat will be launched at the fair and we're going for a ride on it with our dad." "So am I." " Ha!" "Nobody will take you." "I'll take myself!" "A new bike and already a scratch." "What will father say?" "He'll kill you, when he sees it." " So what?" "It's wrecked." " You started it." "You pay 100 kroons!" " No way!" "Fifty is my last word, or else..." " Give it back!" "Ruudi!" "Give it to me!" "Your dad is looking for you." " Do you think I believe you?" "Little Ruudi is going to play house now with Vika." "You're coming to the fair with me." "For a ride on the Viking boat?" " And a beauty contest too." "I want to show you something." "Viking Orm." " He guards the Viking treasure." "Did you see?" "He moved his eye." "Now you're the chief!" "Tomorrow Chief Ruudi will go to sea, on a real Viking boat." "UFOs took it away in a flash." "Your new hayrake?" "Yesterday at Dead Hill crossing, the hayrake vanished, I tell you." "If a UFO lands in my pasture again, all I ask is to be taken with them." "Good morning." "If this UFO business isn't sorted out earlier, you, Ruudi, will sort it all out when you grow up." "You're a bright guy." " Crazy old men." "Orm turned his head with Vikings, you with U.F.O.s." "What will become of him this way?" "Look, Ruudi, don't you listen to anybody." "You become what you yourself want." "The best idea is to become president." "I promised Orm to become a Viking." "There are no more Vikings, didn't Orm tell you that?" "Then I'll become a Viking treasure hunter." "So you want to go to America, too?" "25 kroons." "See, this here is America." "Why is it so expensive for Finns?" " We'll clear it up immediately, sir." "I'm not a sir." "Where are you going?" " One moment." "Ruudi!" "What?" " Take it, for the Viking ship." "Obey Vika and afterwards come straight back here." "I can't come, I'm busy." "Let's go on the Viking ship." "The beauty contest is about to begin." " Then I'll go alone." "Please show me your licence." "Licence..." "I..." "Gynnar, where is our licence?" "Why me, you yourself told me yesterday that..." "Dear visitors' greetings!" "Greetings from me, too." "We hereby open the beauty contest Our Piret!" "The first round is the walking competition, since grace is the mother of beauty." "All of Europe feared our ancestors." "Vikings from our island reached America long before Columbus." "May Helga, built by the new generation of Vikings of Saaremaa, sail in memory of those brave men." "Piret was the wife of Great Tõll, the hero of our island." "Thus, she was the mother of all women of our island." "Piret was an Estonian woman." "Want to touch her?" "Believe it or not, when that UFO landed in my pasture back in 1957, the woman in the space suit looked exactly like her, only bigger." "OK, I believe you." "If UFOs exist, that's definitely where she comes from." "One more thing." "Old Viking tradition only permits men on board the ship." "Women can have everything else." "Where is your father, boy?" "I don't know." " Go find your father." "What did I say?" "Kätlin, what do you wish for the most?" "My greatest wish is for peace and friendship all over the world, that all people would be happy, that there would be no wars or hunger, and that all children could go to school." "How beautiful." "Helga is ready for its first Viking trip." "There's no more room." "Did you find your father, boy?" " Couldn't I go without father?" "No." "You're too little." "Who will look after you?" "Something might happen." " I'll look after myself." "Please, take me on board." "I have money." "I haven't got a father." "Go find your father first." "This won't be our last trip." "You didn't go on the ship?" "And right you were." "I heard they allowed only men on board." "It's a scandal - pure discrimination." "That kind of ship is no good." "They're coming!" ""White Dove"!" "Doesn't Aino's howling make your ears hurt?" "Everybody wants to make money." "See how many millions it cost." "The damn thing!" "Everybody has millions, for all sorts of things." "You are always pulling pranks." " One kiss." "Veer toorus morra!" "The chief is coming!" "Where's your father?" "Don't even ask." "We won't take anyone without a father." "Ruudi!" "Password!" " Veer toorus morra." "Wrong!" " Veer toorus morra." "Correct." "This picture of Orm..." "I dreamt of him at night." "Old Orm is haunting us for sure." "Had Orm been my father, they would have let me on ship." "And now they didn't?" "Wonder why?" " Because I have no father." "No father!" "What sort of reason is that for not letting one on board?" "In fact everybody has a father." "We learned at school that you need an ovum and a spermatozoon for a child to be born." "The spermatozoon comes from father." "So you too had a father." "What became of him then?" "Life with a father isn't so easy either." "Liivi, for example, dreams of a white dress and a wedding but Sass doesn't seem to want that." "But Liivi is your mother?" " Don't you know yourself?" "Then you too don't have a father." " Sure I do." "Sass is my father and Liivi is my mother, even if they are not married." "We'll find you a father too, I'll help you." "Are you waiting for a princess?" "Or you're female, waiting for a prince?" "Which one are you?" "Seems you have nothing to say about it." "Very well." "Indrek!" "Andres!" "The bikes are off limits for two weeks!" " It's Ants' bike." "Are you arguing with your father?" " I always take the blame." "Whoever doesn't do anything is guilty." "Have you washed the beets?" " Ants took them away." "And your brown bread?" " Almost forgot it." "Ruudi!" "How would Jaak do as your father?" " Too old." "Sass would be O.K." " Mom won't give him up to anybody." "You said yourself that Liivi and Sass aren't married." "Besides, Sass is Russian." " So what?" "His Estonian is funny." " Don't you understand him?" "Papa!" "What now?" "In the mood for a hug, princess?" "Knock - knock, open up, grocer, come out, hurry up..." "The shop is closed." "The shop is closed." "We won the competition, but now we can't get into the shop." "The shop is open." "Come in and buy what you need." "What contest was it you won?" "It was a singing contest!" " Come in!" "Vika, I have an idea." "Let's start a contest." "A beauty contest?" " No, a father contest." "The winner gets to be my father!" "Chief Ruudi's father contest is starting, let's go enlist!" "His father has to be a Viking." "He has to build a ship." "He has to take Chief Ruudi for a trip on a Viking ship." "Ready." "The candidates will be informed." "The winner will be elected father of a sweet little blue-eyed boy." "Who is this?" " You, of course." "You have lots of customers." "Let's put up a poster for a father contest." "The winner will be my father." "This I can understand." "But what will become of Karmen?" "But I do need a father, don't I?" "BIG DADDY CONTEST" "Want to buy something?" "Just looking." "How much does this cost?" "It's an old Viking amulet." "It's very expensive." "You don't have the money for it." "It costs half a million." "Half a million?" "Empty your pockets!" "Right away!" "What did you take?" "What's in your trousers?" "Well, well, an honest boy." "Listen, if you find anything, say in your grandparents, attic." "If you find gold, you come running." "Uncle Gynnar will give you a good price." "Antique?" "Ciao!" "I'll come pick you up later." "Hello, father." "I've spoken to your neighbour four times." "Now you have to decide." "No, there is no other way." "Good day, Mrs Mets." "No, Aino, but I'm on duty." "I am constable Sirge and you are citizen Mets." "Goodbye." "Hello!" "Here we say "hello" first." "From New Zealand." "We carry the Queen's passports there." "They found you on the other side of the globe for the inheritance?" "Pure luck." "An old pal of mine read about it in the State Bulletin." "He is also a boat-builder, and he told me about it." "When your father was dying, he wasn't so lucky." "But you know that there are no documents for this big lot?" "You'll get the house and the land under it no problem." "Good-bye!" "Good-bye!" "Nothing, nobody signed up." "I went to town today for a haircut at Liivi's." "She said Vika now hoes the twins, father's carrot patch." "Vika looks after me." "And what are you doing?" " Playing." "You're sitting in Sass's shop." "Hi boss!" "How is business?" "Can't complain." " I have a proposal for you." "Let's put up this poster in your shop." "There we are." " We buy and sell memories." "That's right, memories!" "It's very hard to find a family with good pedigree in Estonia." "We can help you." "We'll put this commode in the corner, put some photos on it and if you like, we'll even provide the bit of your great-grandfather's" "thoroughbred from the Russian-Turkish war!" "What can you offer?" "What do you think of this?" "It's not the past, but it is about the future." "Big Daddy Contest." "And what is the prize?" "Me, and my mom." "I meant the cash prize." "I haven't thought of that." "But you should." "Money is very important." "Everybody likes money." " How big should the prize be?" "The bigger the prize, the bigger the interest in this contest." "If you want a quality father, you can't be skimpy." "Shoo, there!" "I shouldn't have shown him the poster." "This guy is nonsense, you can't trust him." "What are you two bemoaning?" " The daddy contest." "The guy said that if you want a dad, you need a prize." "You know, he might be right." "If you are really serious about this father business, then your only choice is to fetch Orm's treasure from the bottom of the sea." "Now you come and try, you know better where the treasure is." "But Karmen doesn't allow me to go into water." "Do you really know where the treasure is?" "If I could look at Orm's painting, I'd know." "Then let's go look at Orm's picture." "Impossible." "A foreigner lives there now." "I don't want to look for this treasure any more without a plan." "And the daddy contest?" " I have my dad." "Your hair is wet." " No, it isn't." "Look me in the eyes!" " I ran and sweated." "What's the English for "treasure"?" "How do you spell it?" "Trea-sure." "What sort of treasure are you looking for in the Internet?" "Viking treasure." "You can have 5 more minutes." "I'll be back in a moment." "Is anybody home?" "Hello." " Hello." "I came to bring you these papers here." "It's very nice of you to bring them yourself." "Without these it's pointless to to to the notary's." "The municipality believes that the land belongs to them anyway." "Would you like some tea?" "I have lots to do." "I have to study for tomorrow's exam." "I'm going to the city tomorrow to take an exam in penal law." "Are you in law school?" "Yes." "I have to go now." "But could you drop by for a cup of tea after the exam?" "If time permits." " Yes, if time permits." "Can you see him?" "Maybe he's behind the house, or inside." "What's a young man like him doing in a dump like this." "He'll leave for sure, at least move to the city." "We'll chase him away." " How?" "We'll scare him back to Zealand." "I wonder what foreigners fear most?" "Poverty and old age." " How do you know?" " Liivi said so." "Be good kids and don't cause Vika's parents trouble." "Make sure you pass your exam." "I'm off then." "I'll be back the day after tomorrow." "May we sleep upstairs in your flat?" " If Liivi lets you." "Done!" "You are poverty and I am old age." "I don't want to be poverty." "Sass says poverty is a terrible thing." "You can be old age then." "I don't want to be old age either." "Women fear old age more than men." "Then I'll be poverty and old age, and you be stupidity." "O.K. I'll be old age." "I'm poverty." " And I'm old age." "Abandon Viking Villa, or else..." "You'll get wrinkles and go broke." "Are you looking for me?" "Sassa!" "They went that way, two of them." "One had a big black head and a tall black body." "The other one had an axe in his back and a little face with horns." "Trick-or-treaters?" "In the middle of summer?" " Dwarfs then?" "Hello, Orm!" "They didn't let me on board the Viking ship because I haven't got a father." "I only need this treasure to get a dad." "If the treasure is the prize, everybody will sign up for the daddy contest." "But you do know where the Viking treasure is hidden?" "It's hot today." " Hot." "Where are you coming from?" "I've gone and come from afar." "The shop used to be on the other side of the street." "I'm Sass." "I'm Enn." " Look, Enn." "I never saw the old shop." "I was far away back then in Kamchatka." "But as soon as I came to this island, I decided to stay." "Did you also come to stay?" "I'm not sure." "I don't know anybody here any more." "Hello, my name is Viktoria." "I want to talk to you about something." "Hello." "I'm Enn." " Yes, I know." "How are the emus doing in New Zealand?" "We also have emus on the neighbouring island." "I was thinking that emus are from New Zealand and you come from there as well." "I would gladly talk to you, even about emus, but I'm in a big hurry now." "Kindly get out of my way." "Are you hurt?" "You could have broken your leg." " But nothing hurts." "Emu!" "My mom never buys chips, she says it's unhealthy." "How is she anyway?" "Who?" " Your mother." "One day, she'll be a judge." "Yes, she told me that she's in law school." "Would you like to lend me a hand?" "Done." "I'm going fishing at the coast tomorrow." "For dinner we'll have the best food on earth - freshly smoked flounder." "A feast for the best company." "You and your mother are invited." "Buy some wieners too." "Why?" "Karmen doesn't eat fish." "She once had a fish bone stuck in her throat." "I've tried to teach her to debone fish but she doesn't want to learn." "Very well, I'll secretly buy some wieners too." "I called Sass, he said I could." "Didn't he get on your nerves with all his stories?" " No." "Ruudi helped me do a lot of work." "Would you like some fried potatoes?" "We have some left over." "No, I'm full." "I ate all the way back from the city." "Did you pass the exam?" "I got an "A"!" " I knew that." "This has been waiting for a very special event." "Orm made it himself." "To your health." "Let's be on the first name basis, we live in the same village after all." "Karmen, I'll take you home on my bike." "I saw a wheelbarrow here." "May I take it?" "Let me push it." " No." "Good night." " Good bye." "Vika, I found the Viking treasure!" "Didn't he ask you what you were doing in his attic?" "No, he didn't." "Didn't it seem strange to you?" " No." "There's no doubt those maps in the attic are the treasure maps." "Did you hide them properly so that Enn won't find them?" " I did." "I'll show this coin to Aleks." "He'll know what it's worth." "Why Aleks?" " Do you want to give it to Enn then?" "What's it worth?" "All antique shops have coins like this." "There are more of them." "How many?" " Piles of them." "I'll ask an antique dealer what he would pay for this." "He's a good friend of mine." "If he doesn't know himself, he'll consult a specialist." "Let's go in." "You mentioned the daddy contest." "What are the rules?" "First, the father has to love his child." "Second, he must know how to carve wood." "Third, he has to take Ruudi for a trip on a Viking ship." "How long do we have to wait for our money?" "What's wrong with your bike?" "Don't you have the money to pay your debt?" "Then you have to earn some." "Go to work!" "Hello, boys!" " Hello!" "Are these your friends, Ruudi?" " Yes, Ints and Ants." "Want to lend me a hand at the port?" "Well?" " Yes." "Does it go into the water here?" " Here." "Did you buy it?" " Yes." "Are you going to sell it when you leave?" "Or are you staying here?" "He isn't stupid." "Life in New Zealand is completely different." "Educated people, fine weather." " The weather can be bad anywhere." "Sure, but it doesn't compare to Estonia." "People here are stupid and cross." "They constantly think about how to cheat each other." "Thanks." " Take care." "I wouldn't trade New Zealand for this island." "I'll think about it." "This is an art nouveau helmet." " And I'm Lenin." "This coin is of an ancient Swedish king." " What's his name?" " Aleks." "There's no such king." "Tell me, what should I do with your German helmet and Swedish coin?" "Sell them." " To whom?" "Do you know how much it costs?" "1,500." "Where did you get it?" " I found it." "There are more of them." "Heaps." "OK." "You get five hundred." "And bring the heaps to me." "And where are the heaps?" "In Rannaküla." "Get out of my way together with your beast!" "Shut up and get lost yourself!" "A Swedish king..." "Don't you have any whole wheat bread?" "Sure I have one for you, under the counter." "Big daddy contest." "The winner will be elected father of a sweet little blue-eyed boy." "When will this contest take place?" " Soon." "I want to sign up too." "Don't you think you're a bit too old to become Ruudi's dad?" "Ruudi's dad?" "Then I'll get Karmen too?" "Sure I'm a bit old." "But I'm the only man in Rannaküla who has seen UFOs." "Where do I sign up?" "Here." "Jaak Lolle." "Are there many candidates?" "That's a secret, I can't tell you." "This should be just right." "Whoever has passed the exam in penal law can't be scared of fish." "How does it taste?" "Look, Ruudi' your girlfriend." "Good evening!" " Hi there!" "Surely you love fish." "How are the emus doing?" "Let's tell them that we're going to the windmill." "Then you enter the house from the other side and bring the maps out." "I can keep watch." "I won't steal from Enn!" "Just admit that you're afraid!" "The daddy contest will be cancelled?" "The treasure won,t be retrieved?" "I'm fed up with you." "The daddy contest won't be cancelled." "I dreamt of coming to this island all my life." "I made it only after I retired." "I've always dreamed of hiking to your mountain but never made it." "Have a nice trip!" " See you on the mainland." "Liivi!" "Liivotchka!" "Liivotchka, honey!" "Aino visited the hairdresser today just to tell me that my daughter's father is looking for a new wife." "The whole island will have a good laugh." "A contest is being held in Rannaküla to decide how Karmen chooses a husband." "And I always wondered why you didn't want to marry me." "Now I understand, you were after Karmen!" "That's right, run away now!" "But I tell you, if this contest takes place, I go." "It's me or the daddy contest!" "I promised the kid and I'll keep my word." "Ruudi!" "Tomorrow is the contest!" "But we only have one candidate." "You never asked me what I was doing in your attic?" "I thought you would tell me yourself." "Is is right time?" "There was this Viking ship at the fair." "They didn't let me on board, as I was too small." "Come back with your father." "Then Vika and me got the idea for the daddy contest." "And you want me to take part in this contest?" "Look, Ruudi, I might be old-fashioned, but I don't think a man can get a wife or child this way." "Then we will maybe get old Jaak as my father." "Ruudi, let's cancel the contest and take a more honest approach." "We can't, we have a deal with Sass and he has helped me a lot." "Daddy contest..." "No, it's not a treasure map." "You know what it is, Ruudi?" "It's a map of Orm's lot, with stamps and signatures and all." "Oh Ruudi!" "The daddy contest is tomorrow." "My mother is home crying and saying that she can't bear the shame." "And that we're going to leave home." "I don't even know where we're going to live, but I'll write you and send you my address." "Will you write to me?" ""White Dove"!" "Here we go!" "Sass!" "Name?" " Lolle." "Jaak Lolle." "Who else wants to register for the big daddy contest?" "What's up?" "I'm here." "You?" "!" " Name?" "Aleks Kott." " Kott, Aleks." "I thought you weren't coming." "I gave you my word." "Contestant no. 3 has arrived." "Enn Õng." "Ladies and gentlemen!" "Today, for the first time in the history of Rannaküla, I declare the Daddy Contest open!" "Ruudi will accept the winner as his father, who will also get the Viking treasure as the prize." "No-no-no!" "Aleks is too young, and isn't Jaak a bit too old?" "All ages are equal in the face of love." "Who is this contest actually for?" "Karmen, I guess?" " Yes, for the beautiful Karmen." "For the Viking treasure." "I say you, Sass Korol, are the initiator of this hell." "Don't yell, Aino!" "Aino is yelling because nobody is holding a contest for her." " Shut up!" "Look, Aino, Ruudi wants to find an older friend, who would take care of him, teach him and never let him down." "What's wrong with that?" "I think the Daddy Contest is a good game." "If you don't like it, go away." " Aino won't go anywhere, she'll sing until there is only one foreigner left here." "Go, sing!" "Work and earn some money yourself, then love might also come." "Round one, the walking contest begins!" "What has happened?" "Has somebody died?" "Yes, somebody has died, but congratulations to you!" "Vika, what's going on?" "Ruudi's daddy contest is being held at the pier and Liivi said that Sass wants the main prize for himself - you as his wife." "What are they doing at the pier?" "I've always said that it isn't right for a young woman to look like you." "But let me tell you, I don't want your leftovers." "Serves you right if old Jaak wins you!" "Vika, where are they holding this contest?" "At the pier." "But Karmen, it isn't the way you think." "Give your mother some valerian!" "Contestant no. 1 has to quit for technical reasons." "Wait a moment, Karmen." "I'll explain." "There is nothing to explain, I can see for myself." "Karmen, come over here for a second, I can explain." "Why should I listen to you?" "I only came to pick up my son." "It's only a joke, a game arranged by your son." "Couldn't you just smile for once?" "We had a great time together." "But he didn't want a child." "He said the responsibility was too much for him." "And then he was gone." "He never came back." "I waited a year for him, then we moved here." "How should one find a man here?" "I actually started thinking that Enn could be the one." "But it turns out that he is also just a good fun." "Maybe all men are like this?" "But I'm also a man." "You're leaving?" "I'll save part of the money the rural municipality pays for when you grow up." "You are not Orm's son!" "I'm not your chief." "I will never become a Viking." "I won't take a ride on the Viking ship." "Because I don't want to!" "Ribiküla village?" " Don't know." "Rabaküla maybe, it began with "R"." ""R"?" "I live in Rannaküla, it's the only one I know." "It was Rannaküla." "And Aleks was the name of the Swedish king." "The name of the Swedish king?" "In our village?" "He's no king." "He's a young boy with dark hair." "The new father of the son of our constable is Aleks." " Not him." "A young boy, 13-14 years old, with dark hair." " Aleks?" "Through a contest, now he's a father." "What is that?" " There is no other treasure." "These maps depict Orm's land." "Do you know what I'll do to you if you try to cheat me?" "I'll nail you to the wall." "You'll dry like a flounder." "Where did you get that?" "From him." " Oh boy!" "So you know where the heap is?" "Do you know?" "An old Viking named Orm lived in Viking Villa." "He's dead now." "His treasure was the Viking treasure." "Come here, boy!" "Where is this Viking Villa?" "Help!" "Let me go!" "You sit here!" "Well, Old Orm himself!" "Viking Orm." "Here are some maps, in this case." "What do you have?" " Leif, come here!" "You sit here!" "A coin!" "The same coin." "Go and have a look, there may be more" "A map!" "It will take us to the whole treasure!" "I'll be right down!" "Hold the boy." "Hi there!" " What's going on here?" "All right, I'll go ask." " Go ahead." "It's a sedan." "It's a convertible." " Go in and ask if you dare!" "I'm going already." "Shut up!" "You just keep silent!" "He's breathing!" "Leif, do something!" "Hope you didn't kill him." "Enn, Enn!" "Damn, more trouble coming." "Enn!" "What is he doing?" " Sitting in the limo." "Now he's fiddling with the engine." "I just can't watch it." "OK, he left." " Quickly, now!" "Look, Karmen, men don't always understand women." "Women don't always understand men." "But we can't manage without each other, either." "So I will marry Liivi." "You and Enn are invited to our wedding." "Now go and make up with Enn." "He already wants to stay here anyhow." "Is he dead now?" "Can't see any blood." " Some die without bleeding." "Where there's death, there has to be blood." " Pinch his ear." "They kidnapped Ruudi and Aleks!" "Stop whining!" "Let's go!" "Quickly." "A combination lock." "Now yell as much as you like." "Gimme your hands." "You steer." "Off we go." "If we had a sonar, we could hold it over the water like this, and comb the bottom." "Listen, man, just shut up." "Are we in the right place?" " How should I know, I'm no boatswain." "Keep to the left!" "Boy!" "I'm talking to you!" "Are we in the right place?" "What is going on?" " They kidnapped Ruudi." "What bloody maps are these?" "Are you completely out of your mind?" "Ruudi, flap your hands!" "Wait for me, you fool!" "Ruudi!" "I'm Orm's son after all." "I'm staying in Rannaküla." "Daddy." "Gynn, go ask where the nearest workshop is in here." "Jaak, come on!" "Come with us!" "You go." "Women on board?" "Could you please climb down, Ruudi?" "We'll erase your debt." "Enn!"