"FATAL FOOTSTEP" "Amid the ever-increasing popularity of the Charleston, righteous citizens of Dumbville formed an association to protest excessive dancing!" "Sam Sormussel, a wealthy farmer, presided with unquestionable authority." ""From here, gentlemen, we must emit" ""a roar of disapproval, a holy flame" ""that will put a stop" ""to this worldwide movement."" ""lt is intolerable that such posters" ""should shame our walls."" "10,000 dollar prize, Great Charleston Contest" "Senorita Pepita De Coy Will Marry the Winner" "Ever since Charley, a farmhand, got wind of the contest, he swore to win the Senorita's money." "DANCE INSTRUCTION BY MAIL" "If you have legs, you can dance in 8 lessons." "If there were a tax on idiots," "Tom would send his dad to the poorhouse." ""Daddy..."" ""Charley's in the barn again" ""learning the Charleston."" ""How shocking!" ""l hope you fire him."" ""He's not stupid," ""he made the ducks lay eggs," ""but I'll try to cure him."" "Not exactly a dainty woman," "Tom's sister Grace had a crush on Charley." "10,000 dollars, Great Charleston Contest" "Senorita Pepita De Coy Will Marry the Winner" ""He loves me... he loves me not..."" ""You see, Charley, it's easy as pie!"" ""Daddy, look at Charley," ""he's getting out of hand."" ""Maybe you should come to dinner" ""and quit hopping around."" ""He'll be okay in a week" ""as long as he doesn't move."" ""He wants a senorita..." ""l'll give him a senorita." ""Maybe I'll catch the Spanish flu."" ""When these shoes are done," ""l'll outdance Charles Stone."" ""Sam, your 'anti-dancers' are here."" ""Gentlemen, we must act immediately..." ""let's keep the jazz from jazzing."" ""Help!" "Stop me!"" "The jury, led by Pepita De Coy, awards the title "King of the Charleston."" ""And for our first baby," ""l'll make a bottle" ""that plays a lullaby."" ""Then you're not going to marry the senorita?"" ""Actually, she was a little too..." "thin for me."" ""Will your father forgive me for dancing?"" ""Sure, since he wore your shoes" ""he knows howto do the Charleston," ""he's teaching the guys in his club."" "Like everybody else."