"Supreme Court attorney, wealthy, high income, low tax." "Bloody good, Egon." "Collector of silverware." "Arrives home every day at 5:52 pm." "4 minutes later he opens the window." "He loves fresh air." "The window is 3.47 metres above the pavement." "The operation starts Saturday at 7:55 pm." "Any questions?" "What?" "Saturday?" "No go." "There's a football match on TV." "Exactly." "All the way to the goal line." "Aage Winck is ready." "But he misses." "Goal kick from the Swedish goal." "A splendid Danish attack." "Our team controls the midfield." "They are playing very well, and they set the pace." "Swedish goal kick." "He kicks it far up the field." "My, that's football." "Who is it?" "Our team is wearing dark shirts." "And our goal is to the right." " How exciting." "Is it live?" " Oh, you moron!" "I wasn't talking to you." " Who then?" " Shut up." "Shoot!" "That clumsy idiot." " Oh, he fell." "They kick him." " Never mind." "It's a Swede." "Yes!" "By God!" "Bloody good." " That was unfair." "Did you see that?" " Yes, he kicked him." "No, he tackled him." "No penalty here." "The referee is probably Norwegian." "The referee's decision is clear." "The Swedes get a penalty kick." "Benny!" "It's extremely exciting!" "TECHNICAL HITCH" " God damn it!" " Hubert." "Lousy incompetent amateurs." "Miserable left-wing rascals." "I'll call the station." "This is simply too much, wouldn't you agree?" "What the hell..?" " Come on." " Let's get the loot." " The King and The Jack stole it." " Filthy bastards." "THE OLSEN GANG'S BIG HAUL" "There he is!" " You almost ran the man down." " That was Olsen." "He's a criminal." "I would have been involved." "It could damage the police's image." " I'm sorry, sir." " We already have a tainted image." "Police brutality and all that." "As newly appointed chief of police I'll improve the image of the force." "We'll make use of the press and TV." "All available means." " I'll do my best, sir." " No, I'll personally do my best." " It's good to see you again." " It's been ages." " Have you got something for us?" " We really need it." " Borge's confirmation is coming up." " What have you got?" " Is it difficult?" " Let Egon have a beer first." "We'll go to your place, Keld." " What's it going to be,then?" " What do you think?" " Silverware?" "No..." " The tobacconist?" " The watchmaker's?" " The dairy?" " I got it." "The races?" " The pigeon races then?" "Tell us, Egon." "Four millions in cash." "Millions?" "Four millions in old, unregistered bills." "What do you think?" "What is it?" "I'll have to tell you right now." "I don't want to do it." "I can't." "Yvonne and I have talked about it a lot." "Especially Yvonne." "We don't want anything to do with all that million business." "Borge's confirmation is coming up." "The entire family has been invited." "And we never get those millions anyway." "I agree with Keld." "Millions are nice." "But it never works out." "Besides, who has four millions in cash stashed away?" "Who do you think?" "This car leaves the Central Bank at 2:30 pm every day." "It visits the various branches to pick up the daily profits." "At 5:30 it returns with the profits." "Usually 3-400,000 kroner." " 400,000?" " Thereabouts." " Is that all?" "Then it's okay." " Didn't you say millions?" "Next Wednesday is tax day." "They'll have four millions in that car." " Four millions in taxes?" " It's an armored car." " They'll have a police escort." " Then it's impossible." "Exactly!" "And that's why I'll do it." " But how?" " I have a plan." "The supreme caper." " Bloody good." " I'll have to talk to Yvonne." "We have put up with quite a lot." "And we have been very patient." "I still remember the trip to Jutland." "So I have decided, and so has Keld, we will not take any more of that." "And I don't care what you say." "What do you know?" "You're always in jail." "You're out of touch with reality." "Do you know the price of live music, smoked salmon or Waldorf salad?" "My relatives from Ballerup are coming." "They just got a new car." "My sister got a new fur coat." "I don't want to look like a loser." "If you want to live a reasonably decent life,   including VAT and all that, you have to be a millionaire." "That's what I have tried to tell your stuck-in-the-mud husband." " What's that, Keld?" " I just..." "We discussed this many times." "You know what's on the line for us." " I'd rather have a moped." " Yes." "We have to give him a gift too." "And you just sing." "And all you get is small change." "Then when Egon shows up with his ideas and init... inat..." " Initiative." " Yes." "You just bungle." " And you, you big worm." " I'm not..." "You just come and drink our beer." "Why do you put up with those idiots?" "You're right." "I guess I'll have to look for some new partners." " I had hoped..." " Don't get us wrong." " Don't leave already, Egon." " No, if Yvonne says so..." "Get a cold beer for Egon." "Sit down, and have a good time." "I'll fix dinner." " I'm really sorry, Egon." " It's not that we don't trust you." "Let's get down to business then." "Bloody good, Egon." " We'll need a blowtorch." " I'll take care of that." " Measuring tape." "Chalk." "Stop watch." " Everything has to be timed." "A hot dog stand, a sledgehammer, 26 cones." " Pardon?" " 26 cones." "26 cones?" "Hello." "Right here." "Here." "Foreman speaking." "How long would it take to fix a big dent in the front wing of a van?" "He wants to know if the headlight is smashed too." "Bloody good, Egon." "Now!" "Now... the corner." " Now!" " 58 seconds." "Bloody good, Egon." "Everything has been measured, timed, and planned." "Questions?" " Is the car ready?" " Yes, it's got a full tank." "Believe me." "You can go down and check it." " Keld?" " 17 steps." "Stop at the chalk mark." " Borge?" " They're in the basement." "Are you bringing Borge along?" "So you're going to work with Daddy." "You'll be a man soon." "Remember to dress warm." "And get a haircut." " Like hell I will." " Aunt Olga will not like that hair." "No changes." "That might attract attention." " Borge has to stay the way he is." " Bloody good, Egon." "We start at 5:10 pm tomorrow." "10, 11, 12, 13, 14  16, 17." "Now." " That was smooth." "Bloody good." " I've still got the touch." " It's over now, isn't it?" " You bet." "Nothing can go wrong then." "Did you get gas?" " I got a full tank." " We finally made it." " How do you do it, Egon?" " You're a genius." " You were good too, Keld." " You too." "And Borge was good, too." " Sure." " Did you see Mortensen?" "Mortensen speaking." "Guard the railways." "Close the airport." "Get me the chief." " What now?" " A robbery." " How was it possible?" " I don't know." " What were you doing?" " You see, there were these ducks." "I had our image in mind." "Then there was the hot dog stand." "I got the registration..." " And the money?" " It's gone." "It's probably foreigners." "I'll contact the press." " Do you speak any languages?" " Jawohl." "I expect quick results." "Four millions can't just disappear." " Four millions..." " Wow." "... 365,734.34 kroner." " It's all there." " Bloody good." " Are we millionaires now?" " Yes, we are." " It was about time." " Borge!" " We'll get 1.5 million each." " It's not counterfeit, is it?" " I'll never forget the time..." " This is pure, unadulterated money." "We're millionaires." "And you didn't want to be one." " No, that was Yvonne." " I always wanted to be a millionaire." " I just thought it was dangerous." " Isn't it great?" "From now on it'll be sexy women, sportscars, and white dinner jackets." " What do you want to buy, Keld?" " I don't know." " A house in the country." " Never." "I visited my brother-in-law in the suburbs once." "Terrible." "A train set." "Pardon?" "One of those with switches, little houses, gates, and bridges." " And mountains, and a station." " No!" " Let's be sensible here." " I agree." "We finally got the money." " Let's not do anything foolish." " Egon is right." " First things first." " We must keep a low profile." "Yvonne, open the door." "You guys cover the money." "Come inside." "Just a moment." " Egon, give me 62,000." " 62,000?" " What for?" " Just a sec." "What do you think?" "I asked them to send it over." "Compared to this, my sister's coat looks like a dead cat." "It's a real bargain." "And now that we're millio..." "What?" "I want an explanation." "Are we millionaires or what?" " Of course we're millionaires." " But 62,000, Yvonne..." " Just think if the guy had seen..." " You said we could spend some." "It was a smart coat, though." "Say, I need 10 kroner for the beer." "No." "We'll not spend any money." " But I promised..." " Have you gone mad?" "No." "I had a brilliant plan." "We made the caper." "We got 4,365,734.50 kroner." "The only mistake we can make now is to start spending the money." " I beg your pardon?" " Do you usually wear a fur coat?" " No, but my sister..." " Do you usually drive a sportscar?" " Do you usually pay your bills?" " No..." "What would people say if you started spending left and right?" "Most criminals make that mistake." "But we won't." "We'll hide the money." " We'll carry on as usual." " What about the confirmation party?" "By then things will have calmed down, and we can start spending a little." "Nobody will take notice then." "And then we'll leave the country." " A trip!" "How about that, Borge?" " I'd rather have a moped." " You're a genius, Egon." " You're right." " Where should we hide it?" " We could bury it... at night." "I could put it in a belt." "Keld could wear it around his belly." " We could hide it in the sofa." " That's the first place they'll look." " Leave this to me." " Bloody good, Egon." "Nobody'll ever guess that we made this caper." "MILLIONS STOLEN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT" " No jackpot today." " People are not as rich as they seem." "Though some are richer than they seem." " What do you think about this?" " Why didn't we do that?" " Why don't you leave it to me?" " I bet Olsen is behind this." " You think so?" " Yes." " Let me take care of him." " How?" "I'd take him for a ride and tickle him a little." "Emil, put it away." "Grow up, man." "Leave this to me." " Why can't I do it?" " You're too stupid." "Let's call Sonya." "You should keep my sister out of this." "She's young and innocent." "We're talking four millions here." "I wonder where he'll hide it." " Ah, great expectations." " We've got a lot to look forward to." "Sunshine, palmtrees, and broads." "Look at that, Egon." "Take it easy." "You'll get your share." "It smells weird." "Can I help you, gentlemen?" " Would you please store this bag?" " Certainly." "You'll get a receipt." " We'll drop by every day." " Very well." "Here you are." " The water was nice today." " Thank you." " We should hide it in the sofa." " Or bury it." " Anybody could steal it here." " Yes, but nobody'll know it's here." "Help!" "Just look at him." "Look at him, Keld." "He's a little man now." " Look at him, Egon." " I look like a clown." " Shut up, boy." " You don't look like a clown." "You look like your father when I first met him." "When we walked up the aisle..." "You'll have to get a tuxedo too." "No, I've got it." "We'll get you a tailcoat." "You'll look marvelous, when you get up to give your speech." " Speech?" " Yes, a speech for your son." " My husband needs a tail coat." " Try the tailor shop upstairs." "We'll do that." "And we'll take the tuxedo." " Cash or credit?" " Cash." "We'll pick it up..." "When can we pay cash, Egon?" "Come check out this safari set." "My, my." "Look at Borge." " Bloody nice, eh?" " Relax." "Everything is just bloody good." "Look at that." "That's a neat and comfortable car." "What the hell..." "Why, that's The King." "And The Jack." "That's my coat." "That's the broad from the baths." " I'm very sorry." " How could that happen?" "Maybe someone took it by mistake." "I can't watch it all the time." " What are you going to do about it?" " We'll pay compensation in full." "How about 50 kroner?" "After all, it was an old suitcase." "Okay, I'll be very generous." "I'll give you 100 kroner." "Emil!" "Your manners." "Hey, you." "Do you have a reservation?" "All the tables are taken." "But there's a coffee shop next door." " We have an appointment." " Hardly." "I won't put up with it." "You cheap fraud." "You bum." "Swine." "Filthy bastard." "You... you thief!" "Thank you very much." "Did you see me in the nude when I was just a poor dude" "I'm finally going places mingling at the races" "I can show up anywhere 'cause I've become a millionaire." "Do you remember all the old cabaret clubs?" "You were only twelve then." "That was when your sainted mother went to Australia with a circus group." "Let's have it again." "Encore!" "I've ordered smoked salmon, Waldorf salad and live music." "And then there's Borge's tuxedo." "We can't send it back." " But it's very expensive." " The boy is your only son." "Are we millionaires or not?" "I don't know." "You work it out." "Hiding it in the baths!" " What are we going to do?" " That's a tough one." "Egon, how can we..." "Never mind." "I've got it!" " I know what we can do." " Is it difficult?" "I know a place that's got a Franz Jäger safe." " Really?" " It's a piece of cake." "We just have to make a plan." "Let's get started." "Paper..." "Move it, Egon." "Keld and I have things to do." "Listen..." "I have a hard time with the song." "I would like to write one myself." "But it's hard to find words that rhyme with Borge." "My sister didn't have any problems." ""Thus spake our little Ray:" "Everything is quite okay."" "But Borge!" "All because Keld wanted to name the boy after his dad." "I can't find any funny rhymes." "Egon, bring us a beer." "You take care of the door." "Just cut a hole in the glass." "A blind man could break this other door open." "Then there's the Franz Jäger." "I'll handle that with my drill." " The operation starts at 2:45 am." " Bloody good, Benny." "GROCERY" "Just three small holes, and the screws will give in." " Is it difficult?" " No, I just have to keep it horizontal." "Find some support for the drill." "Stop thief!" "There." "You get box number 1845." "You get one key, and we keep the other." "You will get a receipt." "This way, please." " Do you want a code word?" " Yes, please." " What's it to be, then?" " Bernina." "There you are, sir." " I hope it will be safe here." " Certainly, sir." "Goodbye." " Work permit." " Jawohl." "County Hospital." "Dishwasher." "Anna." "Milka." "Vanya." "Turah." "Stefan." "Ivan." "Mikhail." "Vera." "Vasilica." " Jesus!" " Maria." "Mortensen speaking." "That's me, yes." "And who are you?" "Of course it matters." "State your name, address, and age." "What?" "If I would like to know where the four millions are?" "I thought so." "Then take a look in deposit box 1845 at the Central Bank." "Code word Bernina." "Have fun." "Sir, my investigations have been successful." "I have found the four millions from the great robbery." "Hurry in here." "We can still make it in time for the 7 o'clock news." "I will call the press." "Hurry up." "Continue the interrogation." "I want an exhaustive report." "I will personally bring the money in." "Give my the car keys." "Quick." "Enter." " We would like a refill." " Certainly." " There's no trust anymore." " What is it?" "They have the audacity to send us a bill already." "62,000." "Peanuts." " 62,000?" " It's not free, you know." "Give me the old imbecile." "It's for you." "Do you recognize my voice?" " How are you, Victor Emmanuel?" " Fine." "Are you calling from jail?" "Not yet?" "What do you want?" "I just wanted to know if you have a TV." "Then turn it on." "Have fun." "Ten seconds." "Here it is." "We made it." "You see, someone called me..." "Later, Mortensen." "I'm ready." "We're at the police station." "The chief of police has important news in the robbery case." "Thank you." "It gives me great pleasure to announce   that my investigation has been successful." "I have located the suitcase that contains the money." "I take pride in this proof of the efficiency of our police force." "Mortensen!" "Olsen!" "Egon!" "Oh, are you back?" "Look at those two goofs." "They've spent three hours sitting in a fountain." "First it was the baths, and now a fountain." " Why, that's..." " So you found it." "That was about time." "We have lots of things to do." "We have to arrange the seating and write a song for the party." " And don't catch a cold now." " Yvonne." " I won't have him all snotty..." " Sit down and shut up." "Listen carefully." "I have a plan." "It's outrageous." "That idiot." "I will not stand it." "That thief." " It's too much." " Relax." "Leave it to me." " He will be the death of me." " Not while I'm around." " Let me take care of this." " You?" "You can't." " Let me show you what I'm made of." " I have fed you for 30 years." "All because I promised your mother, my sister, that bitch..." "But now you'll reap the reward." "You're old and worn out." " Please." " Now it's my turn." "Your supplies, sir." "CRIMINALS" "He was such a distinguished gentleman." "Not at all like these people." "Strange." "This man was down there when the suitcase was brought in." "Who?" "Let me see." "Olsen." "Of course." "Idiot!" "I'm talking to myself here." "Open the door." "This is the police." " Open, in the name of the Queen." " The door is open." "Search the premises." "I want an exhaustive report." " Are you looking for something?" " Yes, of course." "Anything?" " There's nothing here." " You see, they went on a trip." " But if somebody should ask for..." " Trip?" " They left half an hour ago." " Where to?" " They are going to Majorca." " Hurry." "After them." "Out of the way." "So that's my thanks for being helpful." "Mortensen speaking, sir." "In a few moments I will arrest the robbers." "Yes, I'm positive." "No, it will not be like last time." "That was an unfortunate affair." "This time it's certain." "I shall be waiting for you." "Come on." "Of course." "The sofa." " I'm so sorry, sir." " It's a scandal." "You have humiliated me." "It's pure sabotage." "You ruin our image." "You're fired." "I'll take over the investigation." " You can't..." " Shut up!" "Idiot." "Imbecile." "You'll be back on the beat." "I will not put up with it." "I've been on the force for eight years." "Listen to me." "I have a wife and kids." "Damn it." " Are you here to visit the Jensens?" " Who?" "Me?" "No, I..." " They had something for you, right?" " Well, I..." "I have it right in here." "I'll get it for you." "Wait." "Don't you want this?" " Is this where they live?" " Yes, sir." "Number 6A." "An environment like this is a breeding place for criminals." "NO ENTRANCE" "You hadn't told me we had to live in the country." "The country is okay for vacations, but it's no place for a busy woman." "Shut up, Yvonne." "This is bloody good." " We really screwed them." " I've still got the touch." " We're only here for a few days." " Officially we're gone." " Nothing can go wrong now?" " No." " So we're millionaires now?" " Yes." "We have fooled them all." "Now we'll relax and wait." "I really don't understand why people like to stay in the country." "They behaved like hooligans." "Tearing it all apart." " And he was so rude." " Who?" " The one with the glasses." " Mortensen." " He pushed me around." " He's mad." "Have him locked up." "How do you like that?" "Is it really true?" "My dear, dear boy." "Your mother would be proud of you." "How dare you?" "But..." "Do you remember when Borge peed in the teapot?" "Should I use that in my song, or will you used it in your speech?" " I don't know..." " No funny hats and noses, right?" "Noses..." "The old geezer is probably mad." "I wonder how much he spent." " Yvonne, get the suitcase." " Suitcase?" " The one with the money." " I don't have it." " What?" "Don't you have it?" " No, of course not." "Have you lost it again?" "We agreed that you would bring it." "That was all you had to do." "All I had to do?" "You really have some nerve." " Do you realize..." " Where is the suitcase?" " I saw it somewhere." " It's impossible." "Did you lose it?" "Lose it?" "No, of course not." "But I can't take care of everything." "Then we're not millionaires anymore?" "Life sure isn't easy." "That was the broad from the baths." "She's one sexy lady." "Hurry up." " Holy moley." " What's all this?" " It's not here." " My chair." "My sofa." " What am I going to do?" " Relax." "You can buy new stuff." "This is simply too much." "Four millions just left in the yard." "Our little Borge has become a man and so we'll..." "You can't come in here." "This is supposed to be a surprise." " Go outside and play." " There's nothing out there." "Find something." "Our little Borge is..." "The chief himself." "Mortensen!" "I've found the Olsen Gang's hideout." "No, I'm not in Majorca." "No matter what you have seen, don't do anything!" "As your boss I demand that you get busy with something else." " But I assure you..." " It's an order!" "Do not do anything." "I will personally come out there." " What shall we do?" " Quiet." " Are we millionaires now?" " Shut up, Keld." " What will Yvonne say?" " She's said plenty." "And our little Borge said, looking at the clock" ""I am going peewee" then he grabbed his little..." "Oh, no!" "Keld, where are you?" " Are you all right?" " Oh, there you are." "Who are you?" "Get your hands off me." " Mortensen!" " But, sir..." "That's Mrs Jensen." " Has he harmed you?" " No, but this is just too much." " Was that your cabin?" " Yes, but I want to go home." "Back to my own cozy home." "Let me drive you home." "I need to talk to you." "But, sir..." "Who are you?" " She's gone." " Of course." "She's a bright girl." "Let's get out of here." " Can we help you?" " No, we'll just..." " If you need anything, just call." " We are here all the time." " Thank you." "Then we'll..." "Let us out." "Move!" "Move!" "Emil!" " Bloody good." " Is it all over now?" "We're millionaires now, right?" "Nothing can go wrong now." "What happened?" "What is this, Egon?" " It must be a mistake." " Where's Yvonne?" " She left." "The police picked her up." " The police?" " Yes, with cars and motorcycles." " We'll have to catch a plane." " But we'll have to..." " We can't waste any time." "What about Keld?" "Dear Borge." "Dear friends." "I'm not used to giving speeches..." "Relax, Keld." "My big boy." "Your dad has a few words of advice for you on this special occasion." "You have been the apple of my eye since the day you peed in the teapot." "And here you are today, ready to conquer the world." "Stop it, Keld." "Yvonne..." "What will Yvonne say?" "Today you will be a grown man and a millionaire..." "Little Borge..." "Poor motherless child." " There, there." "Take it easy, Keld." " We don't have time for this." " Relax, Egon." " Relax?" "Four millions is at stake." " So what?" "Keld is really sad." " How do you think I feel?" "The goal is in sight, and all you think of is speeches and songs." "We're millionaires." "We've worked hard for this." "We can't give up now." "The world is our oyster." "We can buy anything." "Look!" "What the hell..?" " It's that girl." " But how?" "She was out there." "We have to find her." "She's gone by now." "Of course." "The plane leaves at 5:20 pm." "Quick." " This is it." "Give me that." " It's mine!" " We saw the whole thing." " You robbed her." "Here you are, ma'am." " Have a nice trip." " You're under arrest." "Get a move on, you lazy bums." "How many dishes do we have to do before we've paid the 62,000?" " Won't you come up?" " Some other time." "See you." " Come on, Dad." " Yes, Borge." "Don't feel bad, Dad." "I don't care about that confirmation." "And you know what?" "Your speech was bloody good." "That was about time." "I needed your help." "What do you think?" "My sister will be so jealous." " But how..?" " It was that nice policeman." "He insisted on paying the damage." "He kept talking about the reputation of the police." "He wanted to pay for the cabin, too." "I just asked 5,000 for it." "I mean, it was old." "Besides, it wasn't even ours." "Everything has been taken care of." "You have to finish your speech, and then we'll arrange the seating." "We have a problem." "There's no partner for him." "I guess we have to invite him." "But then we'll be 13 at the table." "English subtitles:" "SDI Media"