"Okarin?" "How?" "How?" "I can touch her." "She's really here." "You're not a ghost?" "Do you want me to call the cops?" "I just want to know the truth!" "You were stabbed here..." "What do you mean by "truth"?" "Are you stupid?" "Do you want to die?" "That's Louise-chan's famous line!" "I saw it!" "You got stabbed! at the Radio Building!" "try to control your delusions." "Doctor Nakabachi's press conference was called off!" "But..." "Makise-san!" "It's almost time!" "All right!" "Wait!" "Are you running away?" "You're..." "I have a name." "It's Hououin..." "Kyouma!" "Comment: 0,0:01:14.06,0:01:14.10,OP Romaji,0000,0000,0000,OP" "suujuuoku mono kodou no kazu sae" "Even the world's billions of heartbeats anata ni wa matataki teido no saji na toukyuu" "Are nothing to you but a fleeting and insignificant question kako ni torawarete mirai wo nageku mo" "We may be trapped in the past or lament the future chiri hitotsu gosan wo yurusanu hitsuzen" "But predetermination does not allow the slightest mistake mugen ni hirogaru yume mo egaku mirai mo" "The infinite dreams and imagined futures before us bokutachi ni yurusareta kyoei no genri" "Are naught but vain theories we may hold 250)}yuugen sore wa futatsu no hari ga shimesu" "250)}Finitude is what the two clock hands show 0)}zankoku na yakujou to sentaku e" "0)}As they point toward a cruel destiny and choice" "Hacking to the Gate 0}dakara ima ichibyou goto ni sekaisen wo koete" "0}And now I cross the boundary between worlds each second kimi no sono egao mamoritai no sa" "Because I want to protect that smile of yours soshite mata kanashimi no nai jikan no ruupu e to" "And a loop in time without sadness will once again nomikomarete yuku kodoku no kansokusha a lonely observer Comment: 0,0:02:44.11,0:02:49.03,Title1,0000,0000,0000,gradient @39d 0,{\pos(940,650)\fsp-1\cH5E5B70}Time Travel Comment: 0,0:02:44.11,0:02:49.03,Title1,0000,0000,0000,gradient @3ab 0,{\fsp-1\cH6A6282\pos(1080,695)\fs65}Paranoia" "650)\1cH666468}Time Travel 650)\1cH68676D}Time Travel" "650)\1cH6B6A73}Time Travel 650)\1cH6E6D78}Time Travel" "650)\1cH71707E}Time Travel 650)\1cH747383}Time Travel" "650)\1cH767587}Time Travel 695)\fs61\1cH5B5677}Paranoia" "695)\fs61\1cH5D5878}Paranoia 695)\fs61\1cH605A7A}Paranoia" "695)\fs61\1cH635C7C}Paranoia 695)\fs61\1cH655E7E}Paranoia" "695)\fs61\1cH686080}Paranoia 695)\fs61\1cH6A6282}Paranoia" "143)\cH959286}Are Time Machines Possible?" "Thank you all for coming here today." "I don't have much experience with lectures like these." "So I hope you'll bear with me." "Makise Kurisu's giving the lecture..." "So she isn't a ghost?" "Still talking about that?" "I've been asked to speak to you about time machines. but I'd like to give it a try." "Time machines?" "I believe that time machines are foolishness." "I'd like to spend the lecture discussing how I arrived at that conclusio —" "Objection!" "Time machines are impossible?" "It's far too early to decide that!" "you're embarrassing yourself." "You're..." "I believe that "early" isn't the issue." "It's theoretically impossible." "What?" "let's change the format of this lecture to a discussion." "That will make it easier for certain stubborn people to understand." "Right?" "Hououin Kyouma-san?" "Makise Kurisu... time travel is unrealistic." "You want to try it?" "Hououin-san?" "I imagine so... Hououin-san?" "I'm listening." "Hououin-san!" "just because you've some little bit of genius!" "Wait..." "She must be an Organization agent." "It's hot..." "It's so hot... aimed at me!" "I'm not falling for it." "351)}Yanagibayashi Shrine" "Eight..." "Nine..." "Just one more swing." "You can do it!" "Ten!" "Ruka-kun!" "Okarin!" "Kyouma-san." "Rukako." "E-El Psy..." "Congre..." "Congroo!" "E-Excuse me." "So what did you want me to carry?" "Right here." "Thanks." "Mayushii can't carry all this." "and we can't eat them all." "I see." "Thank you for donating these provisions to the lab." "This will raise lab member morale." "I'm so glad you like them..." "Um..." "Well..." "Ruka-kun practices sword swings daily!" "Kyouma-san. it will display its true power." "Do not forget that." "Yes!" "You got such a deal on it at the weapons store." "Only 980 yen!" "Then show me the results of your training." "Can you attempt an exorcism?" "I-I suppose..." "But... you should talk to my father..." "An evil spirit has possessed my right hand!" "before the power overtakes my entire body!" "{\fsp-1\fscx89\fs56}R-Right!" "That's a different hand than last time." "okay?" "Urushibara Ruka." "The mannerisms and voice of a woman..." "No..." "More feminine than any woman." "But he's a guy." "but so very thin..." "But he's a guy." "Looks great in a Miko outfit..." "But he's a guy." "It's already twilight." "it's so hot." "The cicadas are crying." "But..." "He's a guy." "Bye-bye!" "able to do those exorcisms!" "yes." "Sorry." "80)\cH7B88A5}Restricted Area 351)\cH606E89}Akihabara Police" "It's off-limits?" "this leads behind the Radio Building." "The Radio Building..." "Give me those." "right?" "Thank you." "so I'm just going home afterward." "Mayuri... did you?" "A scream?" "When?" "at the Radio Building." "I don't think I did." "I see..." "All right." "Then that's fine." "Okarin..." "So no one remembers..." "Not Mayuri." "Not Daru." "Not Makise Kurisu." "253)}Open 218)}Open" "229)}Open 247)}Open" "266)}Open 234)}Open" "227)}Open 199)}Open" "230)\fs65}{\alphaH00}C{\alphaHFF}lo{\alphaH00}sed 266)}{\alphaHFF\fs65}Clo{\alphaH00}sed" "266)\fnAkbar\cHB9E2E2\bord0\blur0.5\fs65}Closed" "Mr. Braun!" "I told you not to call me that." "I'm interviewing a part-timer today." "A part-timer? run by an over-muscled old guy?" "You know..." "'Sup!" "I heard that's the popular way to say hi now." "This can't possibly be your part-timer..." "Is that a problem?" "Your name?" "Amane Suzuha." "Age?" "Eighteen." "Reason for working here?" "I love CRT TVs!" "You're hired!" "Is this a comedy routine?" "Some kind of joke?" "Who are you?" "His name's Okabe." "He's an idiot who rents a room upstairs." "It's not Okabe!" "It's Hououin —" "Shut up!" "I'll double your rent." "I'm Okabe Rintarou." "Hi!" "what's in those bags?" "Special Intelligence Corn that was donated to the lab." "you must adequately compensate —" "Corn?" "With the little bumps?" "So this is how it looks fresh." "You didn't know?" "Can I see —" "The Organization has targeted many people because they came into contact with me." "Simona..." "I see." "we could talk about it." "Don't worry about him." "He's just making that up." "Think that if you like." "the entire world will bow at my feet." "that's what's popular these days... around 12:00... around 12:00..." "Crashed around 12:00..." "So Mayuri and Daru were right." "27)\blur0.7}Doctor Nakabachi Press Conference" "The conference was canceled?" "Makise Kurisu stabbed..." "Was that some kind of hallucination?" "@channel" "John Titor?" "385)}A time traveler's here!" "LOLOLOL" "SERN maintains an exclusive monopoly on time machines." "Neither civilians nor corporations may acquire one. to bring about dystopia." "I've come here to change the future." "and to set the world free again." "Then you claim SERN = Dictators?" "right?" "450)}257 Name:" "Nameless Prophet-san [sage] All I can think of is the European Laboratory for Particle Physics." "There's no such thing." "can you meet yourself in the past?" "It's possible to meet yourself in the past." "you simply move world lines." "4)}What's a world line?" "408}" "Let me start by saying moving from past to future." "called "world lines." "let's say a serial killer were going to murder you today. the world would diverge into two:" "and a world in which you died." "huh? in the year 2000." "to save the future." "with several books published about him." "I didn't think I'd see some idiot pretending to be Titor now." "0)\cH8A7662\3cH8A7662\4cHD8BD93}618 Name:" "Nameless Prophet-san [sage] Pretending to be?" "Huh?" "Then click this link and go read up on Titor!" "Daru must've deleted the link on Titor... 499)}John Titor About 12 Results" "Twelve?" "Impossible." "but it was huge!" "It can't be!" "465)\blur1.1}John Titor About 56 results" "They're not here!" "They're not here!" "What is this?" "I had a book collection on him right here." "Damn it!" "Hello?" "Daru?" "What is it?" "I'm with Feyris-tan..." "What happened to the books?" "The books?" "The books on John Titor." "right?" "Where'd they go?" "Okarin?" "What?" "Who's John Titor? I stayed up most of the night looking into John Titor." "I found every bit of information I could on the internet." "930)}But..." "I want an answer from Titor." "the year 2000." "It's interesting that you should ask that." "I've never been to the year 2000." "Nor do I intend to go." "Hey!" "Wait!" "You there!" "You!" "You!" "didn't you?" "You should delete it!" "For your own sake!" "I apologize if I've made you unhappy." "What were you taking pictures of?" "Proof." "1800)}Of where I walked today..." "Of what I saw." "I want to ask you about something." "This." "That's a really old PC." "Do you recognize it?" "No." "Do you know anyone who might?" "maybe..." "Who is that?" "Nothing to do with you." "Delete that photo." "Tell me..." "The e-mail..." "For that person." "No!" "Are you trying to threaten me? I'll delete it." "Very well." "But I won't sell out my friends!" "I'll give you my own address." "What's your name?" "It says "Hououin Kyouma" right there!" "197)}Oubouin Kyouma 197)}Oubouin Kyouma" "Give me that." "Send me a blank mail." "I'll just send something back." "Master!" "It's Okarin!" "Okarin!" "Mayuri." "it's Mayushii Nyan Nyan!" "Okarin" kinda sounds like "Welcome." "Where's Daru?" "He's in the back." "Kyouma!" "I've missed you." "What happened to your promise to visit every three days?" "I'm sorry." "The Organization's sabotage has been just awful..." "The Organization's gone that far?" "Then you'll hold another secret meeting today on defeating them?" "That's right." "Give me the usual Stealth Field." "On it!" "I wish you'd let me join!" "No!" "The Organization is far too vast for you to handle!" "But I've got my forbidden special move..." "What?" "You finally mastered it?" "That's right. at last I..." "I mastered it!" "I'll never forgive you." "Ever." "So about what I said in my mail..." "I believe talking to a winner makes me a loser." "Don't worry." "I've no interest in that girl and her lies." "Is this today's "You're the last one I want to hear that from" thread?" "cheater!" "Your 2D wives are crying." "Feyris-tan is special!" "but she has a 2D soul!" "look at this." "This picture." "right?" "IBN?" "A legendary retro-PC." "It was about a month ago..." "I heard a rumor one was somewhere in Akihabara." "She must've heard that." "What happened?" "No one ever found it." "Even the famous "Lightning-Speed Night Heart" tried to find it and failed." "is my final answer." "It's that valuable?" "It was sold over thirty years ago." "no one bought PCs." "They were too expensive." "That's how stuff ends up incredibly rare." "That girl..." "I sent that mail..." "I'm Kiryuu Moeka... whether you like it or not!" "Moeka whether you like it or not..." "This is the same girl I just talked to?" "What's wrong?" "Be glad I didn't sell you out. but there's a good chance it's not in Akihabara." "El Psy Congroo." "Master!" "Here you go nyan-nyan!" "It's my "The World's In Danger" omelet!" "255)}The World's In Danger!" "Yummy..." "Calm down." "Analysis at the university laboratory reveals that the gel-banas have been torn apart on a molecular level." "So they turned into something that wasn't a banana." "Isn't that bad?" "What's going on?" "the one thing that comes to mind is the EM wave effect from the Phone Microwave (name subject to change)." "Why think that?" "My intuition as a mad scientist." "no reason." "it's all set." "Then let's use this." "401)}Property of Mayushii" "Aren't these Mayushii's?" "Don't worry." "I bought them with research funds Mayuri donated to the lab." "Doesn't that make them hers — let's toss the whole thing in and see what happens." "Wouldn't one work?" "Hurr." "Can we really learn the Phone Microwave (name subject to change)'s true power that way?" "That (name subject to change) is annoying." "We should take it off." "We can't change the world's ruling structure if we're stingy with experiment funding!" "you know?" "Really?" "of course." "done." "What's wrong?" "It's gone..." "The banana's gone!" "Impossible!" "It's me." "Emergency order 666." "Initiate the cool-off!" "Government approval?" "No time for that!" "Talking to yourself..." "Fail!" "Shut up!" "Where'd you hide it?" "Okarin." "I see..." "I get it!" "This must be some kind of teleporter microwave!" "Wh-What?" "That's crazy." "Then how do you explain this?" "and..." "Gel-bana..." "But it's completely connected to the rest of the bunch... right?" "I think so..." "It's really a teleporter?" "Is that what it is?" "Okabe Rintarou." "wasn't it?" "Makise Kurisu?" "Comment: 0,0:22:09.94,0:22:09.98,ED Romaji,0000,0000,0000,ED" "juuni no shinri nogarerarenai 500)}We cannot escape the 12 merciless truths and the controlled oath we took" "500)}ansoku no asu wo negattara 500)}If we wish for a tomorrow full of rest" "500)}te no naka no toutoi jishou no chihei he 500)}to be given to the precious event horizon in our hands" "500)}{\3cH646145}toraware shi meiyaku arawareta gishou no rinkaku 500)}{\3cH646145}the promise we made in captivity turns out to be a phantom" "0)}{\3cH646145}seimei no tenshi wa moumoku na jikan wo kizanda 0)}{\3cH646145}The angel of life recorded a time of blindness" "500)}{\3cH3E534A}seimei no tenshi wa moumoku na jikan wo kizanda 500)}{\3cH3E534A}The angel of life recorded a time of blindness" "250)}{\3cH3E534A}habatake butterfly 250)}{\3cH3E534A}A flapping butterfly" "500)}{\3cH3E534A}kiseki no butterfly 500)}{\3cH3E534A}A miraculous butterfly" "0)}{\3cH3E534A}anata he sasageru 0)}{\3cH3E534A}I will consecrate them to you" "250)}{\3cH456457}namida no butterfly 250)}{\3cH456457}A butterfly of tears" "250}{\3cH456457}mabushii butterfly 250}{\3cH456457}A radiant butterfly" "0)\3cHCEAD77)}subete ga ima kakikaerareru 0)\3cHCEAD77)}Everything may now be rewritten" "2000)\3cH7E3F63)}subete ga ima kakikaerareru 2000)\3cH7E3F63)}Everything may now be rewritten"