"Annie..." "How come we never tried it on a washing machine?" "Tried what?" "I read somewhere that it feels really great on an automatic machine" "Ours is semi-automatic." "Go back to sleep Savio." "Annie, this missionary position, whoever invented it his family would be millionaires by now, maybe even billionaires, no?" "Don't you have office tomorrow?" "!" "Yeah..." "Bye" "C'mon I am half-Goan half-Punjabi... and well anyways where am I going to get a guy my type in the arranged marriage market ...that too without a goatee or a beard...it's impossible" "He is Kaladhar" " Pleasure to meet you" "He will manage the World Cup promotions with you." "I thought you will be much older" "Older?" "!" "50% of India's population is below the age of 35 so why not managers too?" "Correct." "But the other 50% are over 35 sir let's not forget they also wear underwear." "You got a point too." "Actually I was very excited when my uncle asked me to join this Goa branch you know small team, that much more of a challenge and moreover I love beaches" "GM Marketing Sreedhar, his uncle." "Hey Savio, you want to come down for a cup of cappuccino?" "What's wrong with the office coffee?" "Actually I have some really cool ideas for our world cup promotions..." "So we can sit and discuss it..." "Email it to me." "I thought if we could informally brainstorm about it first..." "Brainstorm...?" " Yeah is a waste of time!" "Tashi you think I look like you..." "Tibetan?" "What's wrong with you?" "!" "Hey your mom sees you here, I will be out from the restaurant..." "You are scared of her?" "Play it louder no...?" "Hey your mom will hear." "She is deaf." "Thousands of years ago India had given Tibetan the faith of Bhagwan..." "Which we are returning today in the form of yummy Yummy Momos..." "Have momos Have momos, they are Yummy, these Yummy Momos..." "Jesus, bless our Ruthy..." "she is such a wonderful young child... today is her birthday and we want her to have a long and happy life... and she is such a wonderful kid and such a good girl...and such an independent... and...and...cool person" "Amen!" " Amen." "How do you all know today is only my birthday?" "It's your birthday" "I mean you guys were not there when I was born right" "Can I have some wine?" "Papa, I need some money..." "How much money can I give you on a day that you were born...my daughter..." "She wants some money Annie... she wants money again money...just take it from my wallet" "I need around 50,000" "What?" " For what?" "!" "It's personal" "Personal?" "!" "Can you guys cut the melodrama and answer yes or no?" "No." "Yeah?" " Personal?" "Hay..." " What is this personal?" "Hey what's up?" "Thank you so much..." "You know she gets it from you right?" "I am going to Arambol tomorrow" "There is an innovation workshop" "But you missed last Sunday's mass also Savio..." "I have to remain competitive Annie..." "I'll become outdated if not" "Have Sanket..." "But I'm tired of running the restaurant all alone" "Annie how many times have I told you the restaurant business is not my higher calling..." "Oh I see, and selling bloody underwears is your higher calling." "Boas Vindos...means welcome in my mother tongue Portuguese" "I now welcome my nephew Cleetus..." "He is an MBA" "All right Thank you everyone...thank you...thank you" "I don't think we need this mike...right...?" "I am a pretty loud guy." "Can you hear me back there?" "Yeah..." "Do you have a pen?" "I have a formula for creativity..." " Thanks." "Now this formula...or what I call us as the Cleetus formula..." "It has the power to change your life forever..." "I am the only instructor in the world the only instructor in the world... who uses" "Salsa techniques to teach innovation." "Now let's all get our asses into play follow me to the poolside for some sizzling salsa" "Ready?" "So Savio...you have a really flexible body...perfect for Salsa" "Thank you..." "I played sports in school..." "You know your jawline... is distinctly Goan... don't you think Rajiv?" "Jawline?" "Sweetheart..." "talk to me about the bottomline..." "I am a simple venture capitalist I am not an artist..." "I know nothing about jawlines..." "What do you do?" "I work as Senior Area Manager with Basica like the underwear guys?" "Hey somebody's got to make them right?" "We are market leaders in men's, women's, children's and winter wear in our area." "Last quarter we did outstanding sales..." "Yeah?" "I said your wife is pregnant." "How?" "!" "Savoo, I am pregnant..." "I am pregnant!" "Oh my god..." "I have been waiting for this day all my life thank you so much doctor..." "thank you god..." "Annie I have to tell you...at your age it can get very complicated..." "Is it very risky?" "You are mad or what Savoo I fainted in church of all places... the Church..." "Can't you see...it is a Sign." "Well in the end it is your body and your life but I would suggest that you do an amniocentesis test just to check if the baby is alright... ok?" "Savoo..." "Madonna was 42 when she had her child" "When Madonna got pregnant?" "!" "Not that Madonna man..." "Like a virgin..." "Madonna the singer!" "It's a gift from him..." "Why is he gifting so late Annie?" "Why not after marriage when we were trying so hard..." "Maybe we didn't try hard enough..." "I know how hard we tried okay" "I am worried about Ruthy..." "Girls her age are very mature these days..." "She will understand..." "Papa." "Why is this Tibetan Momos in the Chinese section of the Menu?" "Tibet and China are same only mam..." "You are a Geography teacher or what?" "!" "One Chinese... no Singapore noodles..." "one chicken manchurian  and..." "I will have a fresh lime soda please...with salt" "Get me a Coke." "Mummy, what did the Doctor say?" "You've breast cancer or something." "Ruth!" "Ruth..." "Ruthy..." "Yes..." "You are a big girl now..." "Finally you realised." "What would you like to have?" "Sweet little sister or naughty little brother?" "I just wanted a Coke." "What your mother is trying to say... is that she... is..." "Look..." "Ruth..." "Your papa and I...we want to we want to gift you a younger sibling." "Couldn't you use a condom or something?" "!" "I cross-checked with the Manager mam..." "Tibet is in China only." "Why is he barefoot?" "!" "That will get people to think..." "Think what?" "!" "Creates curiosity." "What curiosity?" "!" "People don't have time to think." "See Savio, it works...in fact uncle loved it." "This kid can't just jump hierarchy like this and take approval from his uncle anytime he wants" "How does it matter if the player wears shoes or not... it is just a cut-out Savio..." "Relax" "Lucky girl...when will I ever get to duck-walk oh lalalalalal" "Hey, what you doing?" "They say this will make the delivery easier..." "I am too old for this..." "He looks really really excited..." "I heard about the Choir thing." "Can you imagine... they want me to leave" "Father varghese thinks that my voice is getting older" "As if his voice was getting any younger..." "But he wants younger singers" "Probably wailing infants!" "You know Val... my mother sang in this choir till she was 60...60... nobody had any problems then..." "I heard they are planning an audition to select the new choir" "An audition?" "!" "An audition!" " Yes" "I can do it..." "Yes absolutely..." "We will do it." "Glory Glory hallelujah..." "Hello..." "Savio?" "Savio here." "Natalie here..." "Remember?" "Ah from the workshop... how are you?" "I am good..." "I am good... hey listen..." "I wanted to call you earlier..." "I had your pen." "Thank you..." "Is your wife alright now?" "Yeah she is fine..." "she is fine..." "little pregnant..." "Hello..." "Hello...that's awesome... congrats..." "You should meet her you know... why don't you come for dinner with..." "Rajiv?" "Yeah Rajiv..." "Rajiv..." "You both should come to my house tonight you can meet my whole family..." "To be honest, I don't eat dinner." "Why?" "Generally..." "Oh..." "But I think Rajiv likes Goan food..." "lemme ask him..." "Ah ok...you ask him and let know ok?" "ok." "Bye" " Ok thanks bye..." "Even this one has small eyes..." "Which one?" "This poor pomfret." "Tashi, you serious on converting or you just want to impress my mom..." "Beautiful house..." "Look at this carving...it is amazing..." "Thank you" "Mrs. Monteiro this looks like a real antique football..." "My father was Goa's first professional football referee..." "Referee eh?" "Cool..." "That football was given to him by the great Ficco Baretto himself..." "Ficco who?" "!" "Baretto..." "Never heard of him!" "Ficco Baretto... you don't know Ficco Baretto?" "!" "No... my god...he was the only Goan player to ever play for the Portugal team." "Wow..." "Who that guy there?" "That must be priceless..." "Yes..." "You know if that story is true Mrs. Monteiro that football could be worth a lot of money." "The story is true but we would never sell our family treasures to make some money." "Well..." "Does he always take such long baths?" "Who?" "Savio" "Welcome to Goa..." " Hey..." "He hasn't grown a bit since we got married." "What's up mate?" "That's sweet..." "Hay..." "You'll catch a cold." "Hey I got your pen." "Thank you..." "I have never been inside an antique kitchen" "Next you will tell me you have never seen an antique woman like me before" "No...you are very well-maintained for your age." "Thanks...so kind..." "Cheers..." "Cheers..." "Look..." "Hey Nat..." " Yeah..." "What do you think..." "Edible underwears with Goan flavours." "Would you buy it?" "I have heard of them..." "Not with Goan flavours...that's my idea that's what is unique about it. ...taste it no..." "Wow...what fun..." "Even if 5% of the people who come to Goa buy this... just like they buy feni and cashews think about the numbers...numbers will be so big." "This could be huge." "You know what...you could have Bibinca flavoured undies and call them Bibincinis." "Bibincini!" "I'd eat that." "Annie, Annie... it is funny." "But not just Goan flavours eh..." "I am thinking..." "Punjabi..." "South Indian..." "Mughlai..." "Chettinad..." "Strawberry..." "Vanilla Crunchy, Salty, Chocolate... it's going to be huge." "This is my daughter..." "Ruth" "Hay Ruth..." "I am Natalie..." "Hey listen, Savio" "She is cute..." "Do you think you can put a business plan together..." "I have a few venture capitalists friends of mine and I think they might be interested in a project like this" "You really think they will be interested?" "Hey man, crazier ideas have worked." "Hello?" " Hey busy man..." "Rajiv..." "Listen..." "Natalie and me were on our way to Cleetus's dance classes..." "Oh you joined the class?" "Yeah man... she was eating my head..." "Do you think we could perhaps meet a little bit later today?" "Is everything okay?" "I got something very important to discuss with you..." "What would you do if I told you I was gonna invest 15 lakhs in your company and I would like to be a partner?" "How does that sound?" "You can't be serious Rajiv?" "!" "Of course I am serious." "listen Savio, I think your idea is brilliant all it needs is a little bit of technical backing" "I can't believe this is happening..." "Should I take that as a yes" "Cool... great..." "So here's how it is gonna work..." "You are going to take care of all the design and the creatives... and the finance and the technicals and the other headache, that is my problem." "Great... all we need to do now is to find another... 30 lakhs for the project..." "Ah don't worry about it I told you..." "that's my problem..." "I know a couple of bankers here in Goa... we will get you some loans and we will use your house as collateral." "Rajiv..." "Yeah the house is not mine...it is Annies." "Relax Savio... she is your wife..." "she is gonna support you anyway... no worries...it's all gonna work out ..." "listen we are in Goa." "He is in charge of the choir now..." "He feels that having a younger choir will attract more young people... and he has a point nowadays, you see more young people they are in the rock concerts...not at Sunday mass." "Yes but Father...you knew my mother..." "Ah yes Martha..." "What a beautiful face..." "No no no Father...what I mean is my mother sang in the choir till she was 60 and Father...if I am young enough to be pregnant then I can't be that old no?" "Ok...don't make it so difficult Annie I will tell you what I can do..." "I can request an audition...the rest is totally up to you after this" "Thank you Father..." "God bless Father..." "God bless your children Father..." "I mean..." "I mean the flock Father..." "God bless you" "Have some green tea... your face will glow." "If it glows too much, you will have to wear sunglasses in the house!" "Your humor is becoming as bad as your fathers..." "Listen..." "Can anyone listen through their hand?" "Feel no..." "Glory Glory..." "Mom, your baby will wake up..." "Should I sing this for the audition?" "Mom, sing whatever you want, they are not going to take you..." "It's so embarrassing..." "It's an absolute lie sir..." "she is talking nonsense" "If she says that you stare at her..." "Chest!" "...you stare at her... all the time she must be having some reason no?" "And not once sir, all the time" "You crazy?" "!" "Forlin... is it possible that you misunderstood his intentions?" "Sir... if a man stares at your chest and then goes to the bathroom there is nothing to be misunderstood." "Ridiculous sir ...!" "nonsense... she is a bloody liar sir..." "Any reason why she should lie?" "And sir, that's not all...that's just not all..." "I've seen him looking at dirty skimpy pictures of women all the time...on his laptop sir" "Porn?" "No, no, no...no sir...no no" "Disgusting..." "That's some serious garbage she has thrown at you..." "Her chair is opposite my cubicle sir, that's why she is thinking..." "She has informed the head office..." "Do one thing Savio put in a leave application for two weeks... by then the HR Team from head office will be here too..." "Let me see what I can do." "Alright, here are the joint account papers you need to sign here... and here" "Is something bothering you Savio?" "We shouldn't employ too many ladies in our company." "Why not?" "!" "Listen Savio, cheer up..." "Very soon you my friend are going to be the underwear king of India.!" "Rodrigues, what are you looking at man... 15 years...one and a half decades..." "I devote to your company and you throw me out because that bloody Forlin says I was staring at her ...I was staring at her chest... you think I will do that?" "!" "you don't have a chest you don't have a heart you don't deserve a hardworking creative, senior area sales manager like me..." "Today I leak on you tomorrow I curse the world will shit on you man at least a crow will shit on you...bastard..." "Hey..." "let a man leak in peace no bastard..." "You stink!" "I want to die Annie" "Now...?" "Go take bath first." "I can't take any more of these insults..." "In office?" "Oh Savoo..." "Savoo you need a break..." "Why don't we go to David's house in Mangalore..." "I haven't seen my brother for so long..." "You love me?" "Why you asking these questions in the middle of the night?" "!" "Seen your tone change Annie" "You don't respect me anymore" "Drink." "Drink." "C'mon, change and go to sleep." "You know what I want Annie..." "What?" "To make you proud of me" "I am proud of you..." "For what?" "!" "For..." "For what?" "You think this baby is going to be proud of me?" "All this drama is for that lingerie business thing?" "Just want to make my family proud of me..." "Savoo... you are too emotional... people like you don't make good businessmen." "If that's the case, how come I got that Rajiv bugger to put 15 lakhs into my business?" "!" "He is ready to invest?" "!" "And he is getting other investors too Annie..." "Edible lingerie..." "Yes..." "Edible lingerie" "Who will buy it Savio?" "Annie, if it's healthy it's aesthetic, if it's tasty why won't anybody buy it?" "Thinking of it makes me feel Cheeee" "That's you Annie...there is no shortage of kinky people in India..." "Trust me...please" "If it means so much to you then do it." "but remember one more child is on its way..." "We have to be very careful with money." "Thank you Annie..." "How is Eat Me for a brand name?" "I mean Eat Me is young, desirable, tasty and cheap." "Why don't you call it Do Re Mi." "Do Re Mi?" "!" "I am trying to sell edible underwear not your bloody singing lessons." "Savoo..." "You still love my voice?" "What's wrong with your voice?" "Yes or no?" "Annie, you have to stop worrying about the bloody audition you are going to ruin your health and our baby's health also" "Will you come with me for the audition?" "It's so obvious they don't want you Annie why you losing sleep over it?" "I just wanted to know whether you will come with me for the audition or not..." "I didn't ask for your expert opinion ok." "Annie I know this is hard for you...but we have to accept reality" "What do you know about reality eh?" "Selling bloody vindaloo flavored underwear is reality or what?" "!" "The reality is that I am a good choir singe... night." "...and I don't need any one's expert opinion for that...good night." "And Eat Me is a hopeless name!" "Eat Me." "Savio..." "listen man..." "I got a small favor to ask you..." "I am going to be away for a while..." "Natalie is going to be on her own..." "I am worried would you check up on her for me..." "Relax, no problem at all..." "You are sure?" "Goa is... goa is a safe place for women..." "You can't even do this much for me?" "Ruth, you know my exam is near..." "I don't want to trap in this trouble" "Fine...then I guess I have to tell mom that you tried to kiss me" "What?" "!" "When?" "!" "In my dream." "So what do I do...it's your dream." "Well, you walked into it." "Ok..." "listen if you help me..." "I promise I will..." "I will get you a new computer a Mac...what say?" "Thanks for coming Savio..." "I thought that I will have to figure my way around in a taxi today" "I had some days off at work...so..." "You comfortable behind?" "Yeah my behind is comfortable." "This bike is so you." "It suits you." "I bought this scooter with my first salary you know..." "So many memories..." "Yeah?" "Fly like a bird..." "Please careful...careful..." "Not bad..." "Hey you ever tried Yoga?" "Yoga!" "No...why?" "No, I just thought..." "Is something on my face?" "Should I ask for a boy or a girl?" "Let's ask for a little Savio..." "In any case, I can only request final answer has to come from up there" "Annie... roads are supposed to be bad why don't we check with the doctor first" "I am not going to miss a church feast because of some silly doctor okay." "Go carefully..." "I will be okay Savoo...you take care and keep an eye on Ruthy...her exams are coming." "Bye bye Savio...and don't be naughty!" "Thank you..." "Where is your daughter?" "Ruth... yeah she has gone to a Jackie Chan movie with her friends." "Ruth, tip of my tongue..." "forgot her name...and your wife?" "Annie." "Annie yes...does she often go away without you on such trips?" "She can't also look at my face all day no...she needs a break also" "I hope you like the chicken because we make the best chicken in this house... it's the best in Goa." "Marlon Brando... that's incredible..." "oh my god" "Thank you...they used to make me do it in college you know..." "You are untapped talent Savio..." "Oh my God..." "Look at this...this is exactly what you should be wearing for the audition..." "You are mad or what" "Absolutely not...show your legs...and a little bit of cleavage... believe me it is legal...and it always works." "Not at our age man" "C'mon, cleavage is to woman what biceps is to man...to be flaunted" "You are such a cutlet Val!" "Now let's be serious...what are you going to sing?" "Glory Glory hallelujah..." "Oh no...not again...and good luck." "The guy told me it is illegal to sell antiques without license." "But you tell me why you need the money?" "That's none of your business." "What did he give you?" "Someone's cell number." "You married young... 25 and Annie?" "33 I think..." "You think...?" "!" "I love it...that's like a 8 year difference... that's so cool." "and your daughter?" "We tried... it didn't happen... so we adopted. we got a beautiful girl." "How old was Ruth?" "three and a half." "She thinks she is so grown up now you know but she still has the same smile." "So how come underwear?" "I mean why did you go into the underwear business?" "Natalie, you like photography..." "some people understand mining I underwear." "Bibinca." "Ok...but you know what it is a safe business because the market for underwears is never going to saturate" "I know that my underwear has a high turnover... except for that one year when I didn't wear any." "Natalie..." "Will you give me an honest opinion?" "Yeah..." "You think it will work here..." "my edible underwear business?" "Yes I do...and you know why?" "Do you know where the world's kinkiest garments are made?" "In the most conservative and traditional societies... like Morocco and some other place I can't remember but the point is if you can find the people  who need excitement in their lives... they will eat your underwear." "Oh my god..." "This is delicious..." "Did you make this?" "...yeah." "That's it. ..." "I am cured..." "Savio...thank you" "Do you remember in class when you were doing those moves and stuff felt like it had been so long since I had seen something original and refreshing... and I just wanted to capture it" "Ok...you are ready?" "This is what I am thinking..." "A revitalizing, rejuvenating calendar that shows the body of art through the art of a body." "Means?" "Means... a man of the earth a real man with raw talent who communicates in a language that is aesthetically pure and timeless." "Oh God!" "Means?" "!" "Means a Yoga Calendar but not the kinds with those beach bodies flaunting their stuff something... something more real..." "something more sweet... something simpler..." "something quirkier even and my special preference..." "something Goan" "Great idea Natalie...the foreigners would love a Yoga Calendar you can sell so many..." "Yeah, but I don't want to sell these Savio..." "Could you do me a favour Savio" "Would you be my model for my calendar?" "Please?" "Savio?" "Savio?" "Hello?" "Me model?" "!" "Yes, please..." "You mad or what?" "!" "Natalie..." "Yeah..." "Why don't you take someone else for your yoga calendar somebody who knows how to do Yoga?" "No Savio..." "I don't want to..." "there's something so real about you... something so pure and innocent about your face... and don't worry about not being able to do it...you are flexible enough." "I..." "I don't know." "Are you worried about your wife..." "what she will say?" "It's not that..." "I am not a kid you know..." "Listen this is a professional endeavor for me so I will make it worth your while...okay?" "you will pay me or what?" "By the hour or by the day?" "Means?" "!" "Listen...if I was making money out of this..." "I would pay you...but I am not... so as a thank you I will teach you some breathing exercises that are going to totally do wonders for your life and your health..." "Ma'am..." "Bruno wants to see you!" "Why?" "!" "Hey Bruno..." "I know you have Portuguese in your blood but I think it is running away from your heart." "Hey Antonio, please... please watch what comes out of that mouth of yours." "There is Portuguese in my heart in my blood, in my kidneys, everywhere man..." "If you want me to practice more, say so I am an ex-footballer..." "I have discipline and I will practice." "Oh then practice." "Idiota!" "I want to speak to her...in private" "See..., I like straight talking" "Oh well, I like straight men talking..." "Straight...talking...men!" "See..." "I am looking for a surrogate for my son Jacob." "Surrogate?" "Womb for rent..." "Oh ok..." "So...?" "So..." "So?" "So what?" "!" "I have a sugar problem you know..." "Sometimes I worry I will die without ever seeing my grandchildren" "So why don't you just find him a wife like every other Indian parent?" "He will only marry if he finds soul mate..." "Mister...?" "Bruno." "Bruno..." "Mister Bruno" "Why are you telling me all this" "I need good looking grandchildren with nice hair." "Look at this..." "You know that Bruno is a gangster no?" "Oh c'mon..." "They take people from Goa to Portugal... from there to England it's all illegal stuff." "So then the nightclub is just a front" "Him... his son Jacob..." "that bloody dopey" "This is so weird...and fun..." "Oh c'mon he seemed nice enough...charming in his own way..." "Charming it seems..." "Savio?" "See the sun..." "Tell me something...when I am not looking, is it still there?" "Where will it go?" "I have a suspicion when I am not looking, it disappears." "Natalie, you have Rajiv's landline number in Delhi" "No." "What do you mean, you don't have his house number?" "No." "He is your boyfriend right?" "Boyfriend?" "!" "Why is my loan taking so long?" "Means Rajiv?" "Yeah?" "Hey...so did you like my work?" "Hey, we will source some Goan costumes...it will be a lot of fun..." "Savio..." "If doing the shoot with me or hanging out with me is a problem just say so..." "I understand these things." "How come you travel with him to Goa if you don't know anything about him?" "Rajiv?" "Okay...freaking me out a little bit now." "He withdrew all the money from the bank." "Who is this?" "Who else will call you at this time?" "!" "I was expecting Rajiv." "Guess what..." "I had a bad dream last night someone had tied you up in a tree" "Who will tie me up in a tree Annie?" "!" "How should I know...you must have done something." "I know that you are pregnant but do you have to be paranoid all the time." "Listen." "I prayed for a boy and your new business also..." "Everything's going to be just great Savoo... okay... thanks... bye" "Savio was sounding panicky" "Middle-aged men need space... leave him alone." "You talk like you have a PhD in men." "If that's a compliment, thanks" "Well there are a few more secrets you should learn from the French..." "We know how to handle man!" "So this guy... he is not answering your calls?" "No and you think he has cheated you" "...either that or somebody has forced him to withdraw the money from my bank or something very bad has happened to him sir." "What business is it that you are in?" "Underwear...but I am hoping to get into edible lingerie" "What?" "Lingerie you can eat" "Me?" "!" "Anyone can eat" "...why would you want to eat it?" "!" "Because it is tasty sir...it is made of candies you know even Goan flavours like Bibinca and all" "...and now you don't want to go to the police because you are afraid that your wife will find out" "She is expecting Mr. Coria I don't want to stress her out, you know" "Nice... nice... you are like a nice caring husband..." "Mosquito!" "Done 5000 rupees advance bucks and once we recover the money we take professional fees...30%" "30% is too much no?" "Fee has just become 40%." "30% is ok..." "I thought so" "Thank you Mr.Correia" "Can you send me a sample of those sweet panties." "How was it?" "When did you start drinking wine?" "!" "I had some business guests yesterday... just take a shower..." "Just be a man and dial" "Hello" "Bruno Information Services." "Shoot?" "See..." "I have an antique football with me..." "Papa, I have some good ideas for the club papa if you just listen to me for once papa, then you know" "Stop smoking that stuff, or else I will send you back to rehab." "No no I stopped smoking papa..." "from yest... from last month" "Sir..." "I don't smoke anymore" "Swear on me you stopped smoking?" "I swear on you papa I stopped smoking" "Yes?" "!" "Courier sir." "Prove it..." "Jackie" "Give Jacob the case number." "It is a simple case, missing person" "I don't want any trouble okay." "No trouble papa..." "I won't let you down..." "I promise... thank you" "Go man..." "Hey don't stand there man don't stand there like a bloody neighbour... pass pass man" "All this smoking has made you blind or what?" "!" "I don't smoke for me" "Then?" "!" "For world peace!" "Haven't seen you in a while?" "I was in rehab... and then I went traveling, you know to find myself" "You stopped working?" "No no no no... this Konkani film producer... he has offered me a role" "Wow...in a film?" "No no no no..." "TV Show" "Mythology series..." "He wants me to wear a wig and I don't like wigs..." "Anyway we are still negotiating" "Annie..." "How is your practice going?" "How do you know?" "You are famous" "That I am...on Martinez Road" "No no no seriously if you had tried you could have been famous all over India" "Stop lying..." "What to do man..." "Everyone wants younger singers these days" "Not everyone Annie..." "Not everyone." "You are one bad boy aren't you!" "Yeah that's it..." "Ok...can you touch your toes to the floor" "I will break my back!" "C'mon you can do it" "Alright...okay..." "Can you go a little lower" "It's a nice shot" "You are not as flexible as I thought..." "Did Rajiv also model for you?" "Relax Savio..." "Bruno is working on it right...?" "Fadishta..." "Fadishta..." "Tell me Antonio...do you wash your hair everyday?" "I am getting too much dandruff off late..." "I think this global warming is affecting my thick hair." "Nobody in my family had dandruff." "I got to go..." "Why is the loan taking so long Savoo?" "You know Banks..." "What's wrong with your voice anyway?" "You know..." "Annie... you shouldn't talk so much rest your voice please..." "don't spoil your health" "I am okay Savoo" "Hello?" "Am I speaking to Mrs. Monteiro?" "Yes" "Hay this is Rego Fernandes and I am calling from Konkan TV News channel" "So?" "Mam, just wanted to know what punishment do you think... shall be given to a person who leaks in public space and spoils the beauty of Goa?" "Who am I to give a punishment?" "!" "We are just taking public opinion mam..." "Oh..." "Well, I think..." "I think they should be put into jail ...and potty trained again... see I am tired of seeing people treat Goa as if it was their personal bathroom." "as if it was their personal bathroom peeing anywhere... spitting anywhere... throwing garbage anywhere." "you know how beautiful Goa was once, and now look at it now" "Natalie you have a phone call" "Could you see who it is please?" "Some private number" "Can you give it to me?" "Thank you" "Hello?" "Nat" "Hello..." "Hey, what's up?" "Rajiv?" "Where are you?" "Listen I have got some great news for you." "I have met an art gallery owner and he is willing to exhibit your work right here in Bangkok." "Bangkok?" "I thought you were in Delhi" "Hey can you speak a little louder..." "I just can't hear you too well" "Rajiv, did you take Savio's money out of the bank?" "Oh yeah that listen if you meet him just tell him that investors are quite interested and it will take me some time but the deal will get done" "Rajiv you can't do that...the guy is a mess" "You can't just take his money without letting him know" "When you going to return Savio's money?" "Hey listen ...are you gonna come or not?" "Hey I can't you hear too well..." "Hello Hello" "Hey can we call it a day..." "I am kinda tired" "My back also..." "You ok?" "You got a phone call from your parents in US?" "No why?" "!" "Private number no..." "That wasn't Rajiv no?" "Listen I will teach you some breathing exercises tomorrow...bye" "My wife's getting suspicious Mr.Correia" "It's a wife duty to get suspicious...no worries man and hello..." "Yes?" "Can you send me a box of those underwears... sugar-free if you don't mind eh..." "I am diabetic... yeah" "Fake" "This football is fake... this can't be the football that Ficco Baretto gave to the referee" "It is and now with your permission, I will call the police." "Sir it is not fake." "Boss, massage lady is waiting" "Yeah..." "Jackie..." "Yes boss." "What is common between our Jesus and their Buddha?" "Both are not from Arambol sir." "Shut up man!" "Correct answer... both disliked liars" "Uncle... why you getting Buddha and Jesus involved with this...football?" "Uncle?" "!" "I am not used to my clients calling me uncle" "Who you support in football..." "China or Portugal?" "Portugal..." "Portugal sir" "Ficco Baretto did touch this football it is quite real I won't ask how you got it" "We are professionals...we don't bargain like roadside vendors" "Jackie give this kid 70,000 rupees cash" "minus service tax" "Annie..." "I..." "I got this for you" "Hoarse Power?" "So you can get well soon no...?" "Oh Hoarse Power...how sweet Jacob...thank you thank you...thank you so much" "Oh I have to go...thank you..." "Use it" "See you" "Necessary for comfort and good vocal quality...how sweet..." "Why you accepting such nonsense from strangers you don't think it will harm our baby?" "!" "He is not such a bad fellow Savoo" "I don't like you hanging around with these dopey fellows" "Hanging around?" "!" "What do you mean hanging around?" "!" "At least somebody cares about my throat" "Didn't I tell you gargle?" "Trusting someone's hoarse power over my gargling" "You are such a bun Savio" "Stop being so naive eh...you don't know how we men are" "Oh... then tell me how you men are... tell me" "that's ok..." "Here..." "Now when I breathe in, you breathe out... okay?" "We are gonna create a full circle of breath...ready?" "Slow down slow down Savio..." "Slow breathing focus if you can master focusing with slow rhythmic breathing you can conquer the world" "Sales people breath fast no" "It is okay...you will learn" "Ok...now...keep your eyes closed and as you breath slowly focus on the spine" "Mine?" "Yes yours." "Sorry." "It is okay" "Sorry..." "Hello?" "Hello Savoo..." "Where are you?" "In office... why?" "You are on bloody TV that's why?" "What TV?" "Don't act smart with me okay...put the TV on" "They should be put into jail and potty trained again..." "Hey that's you!" "I am tired of seeing people treat Goa as if it was their personal bathroom... peeing anywhere, spitting anywhere..." "throwing, garbage anywhere... you know how beautiful Goa was once and now you look at it now" "You really think I will stare at that buffalo Forlin?" "Say no... is that what you think?" "!" "If your boss hadn't called, I would never have known" "But why don't you get that..." " Why didn't you tell me?" "Why don't you understand that..." "Do you know how embarrassing this is?" "But Annie, why don't you understand that they are trying to take revenge on me they know about my business idea... and besides I didn't want to stress you Annie" "Go to hell with stress" "Annie, I admit that I..." "Where were you when I called...where were you when I called?" "!" "I was..." "Where were you?" "!" "Why you are interrogating me?" "!" "This is a police station or something" "If you want to ask me something, ask me" "Annie I am telling you..." "I admit I leaked in front of Ficco Baretto" "But I had to go Annie, when a man has to go, he has to go the only other option was to go in my pants, is that what you want?" "!" "I had no choice Annie and besides that doesn't give you the right to talk whatever nonsense you want about your husband... that too on TV" "Nonsense!" "Papa, I thought you will be happy to hear about this" "What do you want me to do...dance my bloody son falls in love with a pregnant woman and on top of that..." "my client's wife" "Papa, actually I need to talk with you" "What do you think we are doing now?" "!" "Alone..." "Jackie..." "Now what is this new drama?" "Papa promise me you won't tell anybody" "Tell what?" "Annie asked me to keep this a secret...but..." "Annie..." "What Annie?" "Annie is carrying my child." "We love each other Papa" "How many did you smoke today?" "I stopped smoking papa, she asked me to" "Don't act funny with me okay" "Why you lie to me all the time you bloody bald idiota" "Trust me papa why would I lie to you she is carrying your grandchild" "You just give me some time to convince her to divorce but you don't get involved..." "let me handle it...ok?" "Grand child?" "Praise be the lord.!" "I have never seen Savio like this before something is terribly wrong" "See, normally my father does not like to tell other people his professional secrets but now that you and I are so close..." "Annie, I really think you need to know this..." "You mean that Rajiv disappeared with all my money?" "Annie..." "I don't know how to tell you this but the thing is that your husband has been coming to Papa's club no with that Rajiv's girl" "I am sorry..." "It's okay Annie" "So how long you have been married man?" "You didn't call me all the way just to ask me that did you?" "See Savio, you never wondered you didn't have a child for so long and then suddenly how come...?" "Mr.Correia, mind your business, what are you trying to say?" "Look Savio, these things happen my wife also left me for another rascal long back" "The fact is this..." "My son and your wife are in love" "What?" "!" "What can you or I do about it?" "These things happen...it is the 21st century... gotta be cool.!" "So, you got to go fishing again lots of pomfret in the sea man" "Ruth, you really saw me in your dreams?" "No, I just made that up" "But why?" "Just..." "Tashi I am going for a surgery tomorrow" "but don't tell mom okay" "It is only a three hour surgery" "They are only going to put a crease on my eyelid" "Ruth what's wrong with your eyes?" "I don't look like my parents no Tashi" "Please don't Ruth please don't do the surgery" "Good night Tashi" "You go dancing with tourists ...donate all my property to strangers" "Could you please be quiet?" "Oh and now he wants me to be quiet." "Don't overreact" "Who is overreacting?" "Dancing with friends is not a crime." "What about the money?" "I will find your money Annie." "You have no shame or what?" "!" "Hey, you are no virgin mary..." "What do you mean?" "!" "You keep going around with your dopey friend god knows doing what, and now there is a baby on the way." "Mom, why did you all guys adopt me only?" "Why?" "What's wrong with you?" "I don't look like you all no... my eyes are small" "When we saw you at the adoption centre, you were smiling at me all the others were crying" "I smiled so you all adopted?" "!" "You have the world's best smile Ruthy..." "And remember, the bigger the eyes, the bigger the tears." "These are really good Savio" "We should be done with our shoot today" "Get ready Madonna." "I have got a surprise for you" "Oh no I can't Val oh yes darling, you will" "Look at this neck Val, it is too low, I can't wear this" "You are going to look ravishing darling..." "I will look too fat, I can't wear it" "You will look young and fantastic so now get ready, we are late baby" "Hey cheer up, it's a beautiful day." "Have some wine?" "Yeah..." "You know what I want..." "Oh my...god..." "Savio..." "Oh my god..." "Savio..." "I am sorry" "Savio sorry I am not laughing at you hey I am not laughing at you I am just..." "I am just...okay" "Hey it's okay...oh god" "Savio...hey it's okay" "I understand what you are going through it's alright" "Listen... .c'mon" "Let's finish off the shoot" "C'mon..." "Tashi where are you...restaurant is lying open?" "Hey I am in train" "What train?" "I am going back to my home Dharamshala" "What?" "!" "And the money?" "You don't worry, it is safe with me" "You stole the money?" "You stole the football" "I trusted you Tashi, come back here now" "You come back right now..." "I will tell mom you bloody asshole" "Hey your eyes are beautiful..." "Next Mrs. Annie Monteiro..." "Respected Judges, dear friends thank you for giving me this opportunity today" "even though I am not in the right age bracket" "I understand that the choir wants younger singers to attract younger people into church" "I also used to be young once" "But I just want to say that even in the government retirement age is 58." "Give me a C" "Open it..." "What do you think?" "Next Daniel Machado..." "Thank you..." " Next on stage, Daniel Machado..." "Annie baby will you be mine..." "Do you think we should have taken him to the hospital?" "!" "Wait...wait wait wait..." "Hello Ruth" "I am in a meeting...what happened?" "Watch TV or something no..." "Means?" "!" "my daughter is acting very strangely" "Ruth..." "Ruth..." "Ruthy..." "Ruth open the door..." "Ruth what are you doing darling?" "Oh God..." "Ruth" "Ruth... your dad loves you lemme handle this please..." "What are you planning Ruth?" "Suicide is too old-fashioned..." "Suicide?" "!" "Thanks Annie for bringing him here..." "Does he smoke?" "Ah a little at times...but he told me he stopped" "Are you the wife?" "She is expecting my son's kid ...my first grandchild" "Praise be the lord" "It is okay Annie" "The world will get to know today or tomorrow...what difference" "Congratulations." "God is great." "Excuse me" "Annie relax" "Jacob has told me everything" "Told you what?" "!" "I tried to make Savio understand too" "Divorce is a painful process especially for a woman of your age but trust me, it will go smooth, I will see to it" "Are you both sick?" "!" "No..." "Roman Catholic..." "Jacob didn't tell you" "What the hell are you talking about and the who the hell told you that I am carrying your son's child you crazy bugger" "Ruth Ruth..." "Ruth...it's Natalie." "Mr. Correia, I cannot believe it you actually did it Mr. Correia" "Why?" "You don't trust us?" "Where is Rajiv Mr. Correia, I just have a question to ask him" "That bugger is small fry man...don't bother" "Thank you Mr.Correia, I have to be rushing home now... my daughter is acting very strangely... she is even been threatening to... excuse me..." "See Monteiro my son tells me you beat him up" "What?" "Now I don't trust him you know but still..." "I...never even touched him Mr.Correia I would never...why would I..." "I...have a family." "You leak on the statue of the great Ficco Baretto" "You roam around with unsuspecting tourists" "You disgrace your family..." "It is people like you that gives this great place a bad name." "Why you smiling?" "!" "Mr.Correia, what is your star sign?" "What star sign?" "!" "You are a virgo aren't you?" "How you know?" "!" "You are a very sensitive man Mr. Correia" "You couldn't hurt anybody." "Sensitive...me... even in my bloody sleep I am not sensitive" "What you looking at?" "Your nose..." "It is very unusual..." "My parents were first cousins..." "Oh no, I like it" "I was just wondering...do you mind if I do a photo-session with you?" "Photo-session?" "!" "Yeah..." "You think... like this...?" "Yeah..." "Oh absolutely..." "It can work wonders" "Nice..." "Oh Antonio Banderas..." "Like this?" "Very nice sir..." "Open..." " What sir?" "Your bloody mouth...what else?" "Wider..." "Shit man, you got cavities...filthy bugger" "Dirty bugger..." "Mr. Correia you look great without your hair..." "Actually!" "Actually..." "Savoo..." "Help!" "Help!" "Audition?" "Did you like it?" "Best performance of my life" "How did you get involved in this whole mess Savoo..." "I know you don't believe me Annie but when I was tied up in the tree ...I felt closer to god that I have ever been before" "I promised him if I ever come back to ground level I will marry you again" "Tell me Mrs. Monteiro, will you marry me again?" "I now pronounce you husband and wife...again!" "Okay..." "I now pronounce you boyfriend and girlfriend now see... go live your life" "Here... take the money..." "When do you want the new Mac?" "No I don't want anything..." "Stop the drama or I will tell mom that you tried to kiss me..." "Hey listen I was looking for that special anniversary pack where is it?" "What do you mean?" "Why...is it illegal for a wife over 40 to wear one?" "!" "Annie...!"