"[CHICKENS CLUCKING]" "[BELL RINGING]" "HELLO, CHICO." "HELLO." "I HAVE A LETTER FOR YOU." "THERE'S TWO PESOS DUE ON IT." "THEN KEEP IT." "BUT MAYBE SOMEBODY WANTS A ROOM HERE." "NOBODY EVER WANTS A ROOM HERE." "WHO'S IT FROM?" "IT'S FROM THE UNITED STATES" "SOMEPLACE CALLED BOSTON." "BOSTON?" "BOSTON!" "GIVE IT TO ME." "HERE!" "HERE, GIVE IT TO ME." "BOSTON!" "FERNANDO!" "ROSITA!" "FERNANDO!" "ROSITA!" "A LETTER FROM BOSTON." "MUST BE FROM RICARDO, THE CHIEF'S SON." "FERNANDO--LETTER." "MUST BE THE LITTLE ONE." "HEY, BUT WHO CAN READ IT?" "PEPITO." "PEPITO-- HE CAN READ." "[ALL SHOUTING "PEPITO!"]" "HERE I AM." "Chico:" "HERE, PEPITO." "IF YOU CAN READ THIS FOR ME, A WHOLE PESO FOR YOU." "READ." ""DEAR CHICO," ""MY FATHER'S OLD FRIEND." ""HOW NICE OF YOU TO INVITE ME" ""TO COME OUT TO CALIFORNIA" ""THE HOME OF MY CHILDHOOD." ""I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT BUSINESS HAS BEEN BAD," ""BUT PLEASE STOP WORRYING." ""I KNOW THAT I CAN HELP YOU." ""THERE IS A SCHOOL RIGHT HERE IN BOSTON" ""THAT TEACHES NOTHING BUT HOW TO MANAGE" ""A BUSINESS LIKE FATHER'S." ""FOR YEARS, I HAVE BEEN STUDYING." ""I AM LEAVING AT ONCE TO JOIN YOU." ""TOGETHER WE WILL RUN THE BUSINESS" ""AND TURN IT INTO A GREAT SUCCESS." "EVER YOURS, RICARDO."" "YOU HEAR THAT?" "IN BOSTON, THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A BANDIT." "YOU CAN LEARN IT IN A SCHOOL!" "HA HA!" "WELL, WE'RE BACK IN BUSINESS AGAIN." "WE'RE GOING TO BE BANDITS ONCE MORE." "WE'LL RIDE AND ROB AND BE RICH AND FAMOUS." "HA!" "FERNANDO, MY HORSE." "GET MY HORSE QUICK." "I GOT TO TELL THE MEN." "[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]" "COME ON!" "HEY!" "AIEEE!" "[WHOOPING]" "HEY!" "[SPEAKS SPANISH]" "ESTEBAN!" "HI OH!" "COME ON!" "[WHOOPING]" "Chico:" "AMIGOS!" "COME HERE, AMIGOS." "LOOK WHAT I HAVE BEEN KEEPING FOR OUR NEW CHIEF." "A BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF HIS FATHER-- A REAL LIKENESS." "All:" "OHHHH." "HOW PROUD HIS SON WILL BE." "AND WHY NOT?" "IN THE WHOLE HISTORY OF CALIFORNIA," "NEVER HAS THERE BEEN SUCH A REWARD FOR A BANDIT." "NEVER!" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE OFFERING FOR THE HEAD OF DIRTY DANILO?" "NO." "500 PESOS." "AND THAT'S TOO MUCH." "SURE, IT'S TOO MUCH." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO HANG HIM?" "PLEASE, LET US NOT USE THAT WORD." "THE BOY WILL BE JUST LIKE HIM." "WAIT AND SEE." "CHICO!" "CHICO, LOOK!" "RICARDO'S ARRIVING!" "AH, HE RIDES LIKE THE DEVIL!" "HA HA!" "Man:" "WHOO HOO!" "HOW HE RIDES..." "JUST LIKE HIS FATHER." "AY, WHAT A LEADER HE WILL MAKE!" "COME, EVERYONE!" "LET US GREET HIM." "Chico:" "MANUEL, BRING THE MUSIC." "GO ON!" "Man:" "HURRY UP!" "EVERYBODY, COME ON!" "LET US GIVE HIM THE WELCOME OF A HERO." "COME ON, EVERYBODY." "HOW DO YOU DO?" "I--I--I'M TERRIBLY SORRY." "I HAVEN'T OWNED THE HORSE VERY LONG AND I" "AND, UH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY THAT I MESSED UP THE FURNITURE." "THIS IS A VERY NICE PLACE YOU'VE GOT HERE." "YES." "WHO IS THAT?" "THAT IS THE KISSING BANDIT!" "THE KISSING BANDIT?" "YOUR FATHER." "THAT'S MY FATHER, THE KISSING" "MY FATHER THE KISSING..." "B-BANDIT?" "OF COURSE!" "OHH." "WHERE--WHERE AM I?" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "LITTLE ONE, YOU FAINTED." "I FAINTED?" "NO, NO." "DON'T WORRY." "DON'T WORRY, RICARDO." "I AM CHICO, YOUR OLD FRIEND." "REMEMBER?" "OH, YEAH." "HELLO." "CHICO!" "WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY FATHER" "HE DID OWN THE INN, DIDN'T HE?" "HE WAS AN INNKEEPER, WASN'T HE?" "SHH, SHH, SHH." "DIDN'T YOU EVER HEAR ABOUT HIM DOING SOMETHING ELSE?" "OH." "YES, I--I HEARD HE HAD A LITTLE SIDELINE." "MM-HMM." "YOU MEAN..." "THE LITTLE SIDELINE WAS BEING A B-BANDIT?" "NO." "THE LITTLE SIDELINE WAS BEING AN INNKEEPER." "THE MAIN THING WAS BEING A BANDIT." "OH, MY." "OH, ME." "SON OF A BANDIT." "THAT'S TERRIBLE." "BUT YOU'RE NOT A SON OF JUST A BANDIT." "YOU'RE THE SON OF THE KISSING BANDIT" "THE GREATEST BANDIT IN ALL CALIFORNIA." "BIG THING." "TELL ME, WHEN YOU ANSWERED MY LETTER," "WHEN YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO TAKE YOUR FATHER'S PLACE," "YOU MEANT YOU WANTED TO BE AN INNKEEPER?" "OF COURSE." "CHICO, I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE HOTEL BUSINESS." "I'VE STUDIED." "LOOK." "I BROUGHT MY COOKBOOKS AND PLANS" "TO MAKE THIS THE FINEST HOTEL IN ALL CALIFORNIA." "I--HOT WATER IN EVERY ROOM," "CLEAN SHEETS ON EVERY BED," "AND--AND-- AND WINDOW BOXES." "WINDOW BOXES IN EVERY WINDOW WITH PRETTY FLOWERS, AND..." "OH." "CHICO..." "YOU MEAN, WHEN YOU SENT FOR ME TO TAKE MY FATHER'S PLACE," "YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE THE BANDIT CHIEF?" "OF COURSE." "OH, NO." "NO, NO." "NO." "BUT--BUT LISTEN, RICARDO." "NO." "EVER SINCE YOUR FATHER DIED," "I KEPT HIS MEN TOGETHER." "THEY HAD OFFERS, GOOD OFFERS, FROM OTHER CHIEFS" "FROM DIRTY DANILO, ONE-EYED LOUIE" "BUT I NEVER LET THEM TAKE THE OFFERS." ""NO," I SAID." ""WE WILL WAIT FOR THE SON OF OUR CHIEF." ""HE WILL BE A GREAT LEADER," I SAID," ""JUST LIKE HIS FATHER."" "A-AND YOU GOTTA BE." "YOU GOTTA BE AND YOU GONNA BE." "UH, NO, NO, CHICO." "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "I COULDN'T LEAD ANY MEN." "I COULDN'T LEAD ANYBODY." "UH, LOOK." "LOOK AT ME." "IF I HELD YOU UP, WOULD YOU GIVE ME YOUR MONEY?" "WELL..." "WELL, YOUR FATHER DIDN'T LOOK TOO GOOD" "WHEN HE FIRST STARTED, EITHER." "WAIT." "BUT, CHICO, I CAN'T EVEN RIDE." "YOU SAW ME FALL OFF THAT--THAT HORSE." "WELL, EVERYONE CAN HAVE AN ACCIDENT." "THAT WAS NO ACCIDENT." "I'VE BEEN FALLING OFF THAT HORSE EVER SINCE I GOT HIM." "I--I'M AFRAID OF HIM." "I'M AFRAID OF FIGHTS AND-- AND LOUD NOISES AND" "WELL, I'M PRACTICALLY AFRAID OF EVERYTHING." "NEARLY EVERYBODY IS AFRAID OF NEARLY EVERYTHING." "ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS NOT TO SHOW IT." "HA HA!" "YEAH, THAT WAS YOUR FATHER'S." "AW, IT'S NO USE, CHICO." "WAIT, WAIT." "HERE." "YOUR FATHER'S SOMBRERO." "OH, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME." "AY, WHAT A DIFFERENCE." "ALREADY YOU LOOK TWICE AS BIG." "SURE." "LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE GLASS." "GO ON, LOOK." "OH, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER." "IF I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOU, I WOULD THINK IT WAS HIM." "YOU WERE BORN TO BE A BANDIT." "YOU KNOW, I READ A LOT OF BOOKS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY" "ABOUT BANDITS LIKE ROBIN HOOD AND PEOPLE LIKE THAT." "MUST BE A RATHER EXCITING LIFE." "AHA!" "YOU READ BOOKS ABOUT THE BANDITS?" "THEN YOU KNOW PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING." "AND WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW, I WILL SHOW YOU." "YOU GONNA BE RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE YOUR FATHER." "THEN I WILL BE HAPPY, THE MEN WILL BE HAPPY," "AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW THE KISSING BANDIT IS RIDING AGAIN." "UH-HUH." "CHICO, WHY DID THEY CALL MY FATHER THE KISSING BANDIT?" "OH, EVERY BANDIT CHIEF GOT A TRADEMARK." "AFTER EVERY ROBBERY, YOUR FATHER USED TO KISS THE WOMEN," "LIKE YOU GONNA DO." "HEH HEH!" "THAT WAS HIS TRADEMARK." "YOU MEAN HE KISSED WOMEN HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW?" "SURE." "WOMEN HE WASN'T INTRODUCED TO?" "OH, BUT YOU GONNA LIKE IT." "OH, NO, I WON'T." "WHY, IN BOSTON, YOU DON'T EVEN KISS WOMEN YOU DO KNOW" "NOT UNTIL YOU'RE ENGAGED TO THEM." "AH, BUT WAIT." "KISSING IS THE BEST PART OF THE JOB," "BECAUSE IN CALIFORNIA, ALL THE WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL." "WE GOT NOTHING BUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN." "Woman:" "TERESA, THE CARRIAGE IS WAITING," "AND YOUR AUNT IS GETTING NERVOUS." "OH, THANK YOU, SISTER." "TERESA, ARE YOU SAD ABOUT LEAVING THE SCHOOL?" "HMM." "WELL, ARE YOU HAPPY?" "MM-HMM." "Girl:" "NO MORE STUDYING ONCE YOU'RE HOME." "AND NO MORE CLASSES." "AND YOU WON'T GET TO PLAY WITH US" "AND SING FOR US OR ANYTHING, ANYMORE." "Girl:" "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?" "YOU'RE FINISHING EVERYTHING TODAY." "OH, NO." "MY LIFE BEGINS TOMORROW." "IT'S TRUE THERE WON'T BE CLASSES OR LESSONS," "BUT THERE'LL BE NEW THINGS" "THINGS LIKE-- LIKE ROMANCE." "AND THAT'S SOMETHING YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT." "AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT'S SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT..." "YET." "^^ THEY SAY ROMANCE IS SWEET ^^" "^^ MY DREAMS HAVE TOLD ME SO ^^" "^^ THOUGH LOVE AND I HAVE YET TO MEET ^^" "^^ TOMORROW I SHOULD KNOW ^^" "^^ TOMORROW MEANS ROMANCE FOR ME ^^" "^^ FOR MY LOVER WILL APPEAR ^^" "^^ THERE'S A MEANING TO ROMANCE FOR ME ^^" "^^ WHEN I SEE MY CAVALIER ^^" "^^ HE MAY BE A DREAM THAT SINGS TO ME ^^" "^^ OR A SHEPHERD IN DISGUISE ^^" "^^ OR AN ANGEL MORNING BRINGS TO ME ^^" "^^ WITH A DEVIL IN HIS EYES ^^" "^^ OH, I KNOW THAT SWEET TOMORROW ^^" "^^ WILL BE DIFFERENT FROM TODAY ^^" "^^ FOR THE LOVE I MEET TOMORROW ^^" "^^ WILL TAKE MY HEART AWAY ^^" "^^ THOUGH NO GYPSY TOLD ME FOOLISH THINGS ^^" "^^ STILL, MY WALK BECOMES A DANCE ^^" "^^ AND MY HEART WITH ALL ITS MUSIC SINGS ^^" "^^ FOR TOMORROW BRINGS ROMANCE ^^" "IT IS GOOD IDEA, CHICO," "PUTTING HIM UP THERE OUT OF THE WAY." "AY, IT'S GOOD." "I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD GIVE IN SO EASY." "WELL, IT'S WHAT HE THINKS A BANDIT CHIEF SHOULD LOOK LIKE" "A MAN ON A WHITE HORSE WAY UP IN THE CLOUDS..." "WHERE HE'S NICE AND SAFE." "I TOLD HIM WHEN THE COACH STOPS," "TO COME DOWN THE BACK WAY." "THAT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME." "BY THEN THE HOLDUP IS FINISHED," "SO HE CAN KISS THE WOMEN WHO ARE AROUND." "IT'S A NICE, GOOD PLAN." "YOU TOLD HIM HE'S GOT TO KISS, EH?" "OH, I MADE HIM SWEAR." "HEY, CHICO, LOOK, LOOK." "HE'S WAVING HIS ARMS." "CHICO!" "CHICO!" "THE COACH." "THE COACH!" "ALL RIGHT, AMIGOS-- BUSINESS!" "OH, HO!" "IT'S WONDERFUL." "OUR FIRST HOLDUP IN A LONG TIME." "HOW HE WAVED HIS ARM!" "WHAT ENTHUSIASM!" "HEY!" "[SPEAKS SPANISH]" "[GUNSHOTS]" "[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]" "WHAT IS ALL THIS?" "A HOLDUP BY THE KISSING BANDIT." "THE KISSING BANDIT?" "SINCE WHEN IS HE RIDING AGAIN?" "SINCE NOW." "GET THE TRUNKS OFF." "YOU WOULDN'T DARE." "I'M COLONEL GOMEZ OF THE GOVERNOR'S OWN GUARD." "NO, COLONEL, I WOULDN'T." "YOU'RE ALREADY SURROUNDED." "YEAH, I GUESS I AM, ALL RIGHT." "BUT, SIR, I'M JUST ESCORTING THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER" "BACK HOME TO THE GOVERNOR." "WE HAVE NO MONEY." "MAYBE YOU FORGOT SOMETHING." "I'LL HAVE A LOOK." "GET HIM OFF THE HORSE." "NO, PLEASE, SIR." "THE GOVERNOR WON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL." "THAT'S TOO BAD." "THE GOVERNOR WON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL." "WHO ARE YOU, YOU UGLY MAN?" "I HAVE THE HONOR TO BE ONE OF THE MEN OF THE KISSING BANDIT." "THE KISSING BANDIT?" "!" "THE KISSING BANDIT?" "!" "Chico:" "UH-HUH." "THAT'S HIM UP THERE." "BUT DON'T BE AFRAID." "WE DON'T HARM THE WOMEN." "OH, I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU." "OH, AND I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU, NEITHER." "BUT THIS ONE..." "THIS ONE SCARES ME A LITTLE." "HEH HEH HEH!" "THE BEAST." "TERESA, STAY AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW." "OH, AUNT ISABELLA, LOOK." "ISN'T HE WONDERFUL?" "YOU KNOW, THAT'S THE WAY A MAN OUGHT TO LOOK." "TERESA, I MUST SPEAK TO YOU." "YOU'VE DOUBTLESS HEARD WHAT HE DOES" "THE KISSING BANDIT-- TO WOMEN, I MEAN." "WELL, HE KISSES THEM." "YES." "WELL, IT MUSTN'T HAPPEN TO YOU." "YOUR FATHER WOULD NEVER LIVE DOWN THE DISGRACE." "AND SO YOU'RE TO STAY RIGHT HERE, AND I WILL GET OUT." "BUT WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO?" "WHY, HE'LL KISS ME INSTEAD." "IT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE FOR THE HONOR OF OUR FAMILY." "Chico:" "COME ON, GET OUT." "OVER THERE, PLEASE." "GONZALEZ, OUR MOMENT HAS COME." "NO, RICARDO, PLEASE!" "GO BACK!" "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY!" "AIEEEE!" "AIEEE!" "AAAAAAAH!" "HELLO." "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THIS." "DON'T-- DON'T BE AFRAID." "STOP THIS COACH IMMEDIATELY!" "EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT NOW." "I'M AWFULLY SORRY." "WE ALMOST HAD A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT." "OH..." "YOU WERE WONDERFUL." "THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR SAVING MY LIFE." "I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN." "OH, NO, PLEASE, SENOR." "I'D RATHER YOU WOULDN'T." "I'D RATHER EXTEND MY-- MY THANKS FROM WHERE I AM" "TO--TO WHERE YOU ARE." "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" "YES." "YOU'RE A BANDIT." "NOT JUST A BANDIT." "THE KISSING BANDIT." "WELL, WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "NOTHING." "I..." "HAVE YOU BEEN HAVING A NICE TRIP?" "IT'S WONDERFUL WEATHER FOR A TRIP." "CERTAINLY I'M NOT HAVING A NICE TRIP." "DO YOU THINK I ENJOY MEETING A MAN LIKE YOU?" "I'M HAVING A TERRIBLE TRIP." "OH, YES." "I SUPPOSE I DID INTERRUPT YOUR JOURNEY." "I'M AWFULLY SORRY." "WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME THIS WAY?" "HOW CAN YOU BE SO HORRIBLE?" "I'M NOT MAKING FUN OF YOU." "OH, YOU'RE NOT?" "STANDING HERE MAKING CONVERSATION ABOUT THE WEATHER" "WHEN ALL THE TIME YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO..." "WHAT I'M GOING TO DO?" "I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO KISS ME," "AND IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE AS" "AS UNDIGNIFIED AS TO STRUGGLE WITH YOU, YOU'RE WRONG." "NO, I--I'M NOT GOING TO KISS YOU." "YOU'RE NOT?" "I COULDN'T." "[HORSE NEIGHS]" "LOOK, HERE COME MY MEN." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, LITTLE ONE?" "YES, I'M FINE." "WHEN YOU KISSED HER, DID SHE FAINT?" "UH, NO." "WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME." "COME ON." "WE GOT TO GET AWAY FROM HERE." "BUT WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE HER HERE." "Chico:" "PEDRO, GET THE SENORITA'S PARTY TOGETHER" "AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY." "COME ON." "GET ON YOUR HORSE." "GONZALEZ, HONESTLY, SOMETIMES I THINK YOU'RE NOT DEPENDABLE." "Chico:" "HURRY, RICARDO." "HURRY." "Ricardo:" "YES, CHICO." "I'M COMING." "WELL, CHIEF, REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU ABOUT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN?" "HEH HEH!" "I THINK I'M GOING TO LIKE BEING A BANDIT." "YOU GONNA BE GREAT." "COME ON, LITTLE ONE." "JOSE, SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED." "OUR COACH WAS HELD UP BY THE KISSING BANDIT." "KISSING BANDIT?" "IS HE BACK?" "TERESA." "I MUST-- SHE'S SAFE." "BUT, JOSE, THERE ARE THINGS I MUST TELL YOU FIRST." "GENTLEMEN, LEAVE US." "NOW..." "I SAID, LEAVE US." "NOW, ISABELLA, TELL ME." "JOSE, EVER SINCE THE HOLDUP," "THERE'S BEEN AN EXPRESSION ON TERESA'S FACE" "A SORT OF SECRET EXPRESSION." "NEVER MIND THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE." "TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE." "THEY WERE ALONE." "YOU WEREN'T THERE?" "NOW, IF YOU ADD THAT TO THE EXPRESSION ON HER FACE..." "OH, ME." "Teresa:" "FATHER." "COME INSIDE, DARLING." "COME INSIDE WITH PAPA." "NO." "NOT YOU." "[CLICKING TONGUE]" "IF THERE EVER WAS A TIME WHEN A NIECE NEEDED HER AUNT..." "NOW, LOOK." "WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE GIRL," "YOU BROUGHT ALL YOUR LITTLE TROUBLES TO ME." "REMEMBER?" "NOW THAT YOU ARE A BIG GIRL, I WANT YOU TO FEEL" "THAT YOU CAN BRING ALL YOUR BIG TROUBLES TO ME." "YES, FATHER." "YES." "WELL..." "NOW, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN," "THEY USED TO TELL A STORY ABOUT FLOWERS AND BIRDS AND..." "BEES." "UH..." "UH, ALL THAT SORT OF THING, YOU KNOW." "BUT OUT HERE IN CALIFORNIA," "THEY HAVE SUCH, UH, SUCH BIG FLOWERS" "AND SUCH GIANT EAGLES THAT" "FATHER, IS IT THE KISSING BANDIT?" "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT?" "WAIT A MINUTE, DARLING." "LET'S NOT RUSH INTO THIS TOO FAST." "SIT DOWN, PLEASE." "OH." "NOW, TELL IT TO PAPA IN YOUR OWN WAY," "RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING." "WELL, WHEN I FIRST SAW HIM ON HORSEBACK, HE LOOKED MAGNIFICENT." "AND THEN I SAW HIM CLOSE UP WITHOUT HIS MASK, AND HE LOOKED VERY NICE, TOO." "YOU KNOW, FATHER, THERE'S SOMETHING WONDERFUL ABOUT A MAN BEING A BANDIT." "TERESA, DARLING, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, UH, WHEN HE KISSED YOU-- HE, UH..." "WHEN HE KISSED ME?" "HE IS THE KISSING BANDIT." "HE KISSES EVERY GIRL HE SEES." "I ASK YOU, WOULD IT BE REASONABLE FOR HIM NOT TO KISS YOU?" "NO." "NO, IT WOULDN'T, WOULD IT?" "OF COURSE NOT." "NOW TELL PAPA WHAT HAPPENED." "WELL, WE--WE TALKED." "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT, DARLING?" "UM..." "CONVERSATION, THAT'S ALL." "THAT'S ALL?" "MM-HMM." "AH." "FINE, FINE." "SPLENDID!" "FATHER, YOU SEEM QUITE PLEASED ABOUT ALL THIS." "PLEASED?" "OF COURSE I'M PLEASED." "THIS TIME, WE WILL CATCH HIM." "AT LAST, AFTER ALL THESE WOMEN HE HAS KISSED," "THERE IS ONE WHO WILL IDENTIFY HIM." "GOMEZ!" "I PROMISE YOU, DARLING," "HE WILL NOT ONLY BE CAUGHT." "HE WILL BE HUNG!" "GOMEZ!" "TAKE DOWN THIS DESCRIPTION." "GO AHEAD, DARLING." "UH, WELL, UM..." "HE--HE WAS LARGE AND--AND FAT." "UM, IN FACT, HE WAS HUGE." "AND HE--HE WAS VERY OLD AND HAD LITTLE PIGGY EYES." "Governor:" "LITTLE PIGGY EYES?" "BUT YOU SAID HE WAS NICE-LOOKING." "DID I?" "WELL, UH..." "IT ISN'T AS THOUGH I SAW HIS FACE, YOU SEE." "UH, HE WORE A MASK." "BUT YOU SAID HE DIDN'T WEAR A MASK." "OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING." "I'M TIRED AND UPSET," "AND YOU KEEP ME HERE ANSWERING THESE SILLY QUESTIONS." "OH, TERESA, FORGIVE ME." "GO TO YOUR ROOM AND REST," "AND YOU ARE NOT TO THINK ANY MORE ABOUT A KISSING BANDIT." "THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF." "AFTER ALL, THE MAN KISSES EVERY WOMAN HE SEES." "HE KISSES EVERY WOMAN HE SEES." "AND NOW, MAJOR GOMEZ," "I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK WITH YOU." "EXCUSE ME, YOUR EXCELLENCY," "BUT YOU'RE CALLING ME MAJOR GOMEZ" "WHEN EVERYBODY KNOWS I'M COLONEL GOMEZ." "OH, NO." "NOT ANYMORE." "NOT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED THIS AFTERNOON." "YOU ARE DEMOTED." "WHY?" "BECAUSE YOU ARE IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE." "AM I?" "MM-HMM." "A NEW TAX COLLECTOR IS ON HIS WAY FROM SPAIN." "HE'LL BE HERE ANY DAY NOW." "BUT WE NEVER HAD ANY TROUBLE WITH TAX COLLECTORS." "THEY COME FOR THE TAXES, THEY DON'T GET THEM, THEY GO BACK TO SPAIN." "IT'S VERY SIMPLE." "YES, BUT THIS TIME THE KING HAS SENT" "HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN COUNT BELMONTE," "AND COUNT BELMONTE'S ORDERS ARE TO BRING BACK" "EITHER THE TAX MONEY OR MY HEAD." "BUT, GOVERNOR, IF IT'S THE TAX MONEY OR YOUR HEAD," "HOW AM I IN TROUBLE?" "NOT THAT I WOULDN'T BE VERY SORRY, OF COURSE." "YOU'LL BE SORRY BECAUSE WITH COUNT BELMONTE IS A CERTAIN GENERAL TORRO" "WHO IS THE HEAD OF HIS MAJESTY'S SECRET POLICE." "AND GENERAL TORRO IS COMING HERE TO SEE" "HOW MUCH LAW AND ORDER THERE IS IN CALIFORNIA." "AND THERE ISN'T ANY" "NO LAW, NO ORDER, JUST PLENTY OF BANDITS." "THAT'S PRETTY TERRIBLE." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT GENERAL TORRO IS GOING TO WITH YOU" "IF HE GETS HERE BEFORE YOU CAPTURE THE KISSING BANDIT?" "HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU BACK TO SPAIN" "AND PUT YOU IN A LITTLE, DARK DUNGEON..." "WITH RATS." "THEN ONE DAY A MAN WITH A BLACK HOOD OVER HIS HEAD" "BUT WE NEVER HAD ANY TROUBLE WITH TAX COLLECTORS." "IS GOING TO COME IN TO GARROTE YOU." "YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS?" "NO." "TO CHOKE YOU TILL YOU ARE DEAD." "NO." "NO!" "YES." "YES!" "EXCUSE ME." "I THINK I'D BETTER GO ALONG NOW." "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY MORE OF IT." "WELL, JOSE?" "IS THE CHILD ALL RIGHT?" "DID SHE TELL YOU EVERYTHING?" "OF COURSE SHE'S ALL RIGHT." "OF COURSE SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING." "[CLICKING TONGUE]" "[STOPS CLICKING]" "GENTLEMEN," "I SUGGEST YOU CONCERN YOURSELVES" "A LITTLE MORE WITH THE PROBLEM OF THE TAX MONEY" "AND A LITTLE LESS WITH MY DAUGHTER." "JUANITA, WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?" "OH, SENORITA TERESA, FORGIVE ME," "BUT I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU." "I JUST HEARD ABOUT YOUR GOOD FORTUNE." "THE WHOLE HACIENDA'S BUZZING WITH IT." "MY GOOD FORTUNE?" "WHY, THAT YOU WERE KISSED, OF COURSE!" "BY HIM!" "OH, SENORITA, I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MUST BE FEELING." "YOU SEE..." "I, TOO, HAD THE HONOR." "YOU, TOO, HAD THE HONOR?" "5 YEARS AGO," "BUT I REMEMBER IT LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY." "JUANITA, IS IT TRUE ABOUT HIM?" "DOES HE KISS EVERYBODY?" "THAT'S WHAT'S SO WONDERFUL ABOUT HIM." "HE HAS TIME FOR EVERYONE." "NO PREJUDICE." "NO ONE'S TOO YOUNG." "NO ONE'S TOO OLD." "TELL ME, SENORITA..." "HOW LONG WERE YOU OUT?" "OUT?" "AFTER HE KISSED YOU." "WELL, I..." "I DON'T KNOW." "OH, SENORITA TERESA, FORGIVE ME." "I KNOW YOU MUST WANT TO BE ALONE." "EVERYONE DOES AFTERWARD." "OH, THERE'S SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT." "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHY DIDN'T HE KISS ME?" "^^" "^^ HE HAD THE CHANCE ^^" "^^ FOR A ROMANCE ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHY COULDN'T I THRILL HIM?" "^^" "^^ HE DIDN'T FEEL ^^" "^^ I HAD APPEAL ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ MAYBE I'M NOT TOO EXCITING ^^" "^^ I HAVEN'T THE GLAMOUR HE'S HAD ^^" "^^ MAYBE I'M NOT TOO INVITING ^^" "^^ BUT I CAN'T BE THAT BAD ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHY WOULDN'T HE KISS ME?" "^^" "^^ WHY DID HE GO?" "^^" "^^ I WANT TO KNOW ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^" "^^ MMM HMM HMM HMM ^^" "^^ WHY WOULDN'T HE KISS ME?" "^^" "^^ I THOUGHT HE MIGHT ^^" "^^ HOW CAN I RIGHT ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^" "^^ HOW CAN I RIGHT ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHY DIDN'T I KISS HER?" "^^" "^^ I HAD THE CHANCE ^^" "^^ FOR ROMANCE ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHY DIDN'T I KISS HER?" "^^" "^^ I DIDN'T TRY ^^" "^^ WHY DIDN'T I?" "^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ SHE WAS A LOT MORE EXCITING ^^" "^^ THAN ALL OF THE GIRLS I HAVE MET ^^" "^^ HER LIPS WERE AWFULLY INVITING ^^" "^^ BUT MINE PLAYED HARD TO GET ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "^^ WHY DIDN'T I KISS HER?" "^^" "^^ WHY DID SHE GO?" "^^" "^^ I'D LIKE TO KNOW ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME ^^" "^^ WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" "^^" "FINE BANDIT YOU ARE." "WOULD ROBIN HOOD HAVE ACTED THAT WAY?" "OR ROMEO?" "NO!" "THEY WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED HER RIGHT TO THE GOVERNOR'S HACIENDA." "THEY WOULD HAVE CLIMBED THE BALCONY." "THAT'S WHAT THEY WOULD HAVE DONE." "CLIMB..." "THE BALCONY!" "GONZALEZ!" "GONZALEZ, OVER HERE!" "[NEIGH]" "[RUSTLING OUTSIDE]" "RICARDO!" "LITTLE ONE!" "RICARDO!" "[GUITAR PLAYING]" "Ricardo:" "^^ IF I STEAL A KISS, DEAR ^^" "^^ I'LL SURELY RETURN IT SOMEDAY ^^" "^^ IF I STEAL YOUR DREAMS, DEAR ^^" "^^ I'LL BRING THEM BACK SOMEWAY ^^" "^^ IF I ^^" "^^ TAKE YOUR MOONLIGHT ^^" "^^ I'LL BRING IT BACK MORE DIVINE ^^" "^^ BUT IF I STEAL YOUR HEART, DEAR ^^" "^^ I'LL KEEP IT CLOSE ^^" "^^ TO MINE ^^" "^^ I'LL BRING IT BACK MORE DIVINE ^^" "^^ BUT IF I STEAL YOUR HEART, DEAR ^^" "^^ I'LL KEEP IT CLOSE ^^" "^^ TO MINE ^^" "^^ I'LL KEEP IT CLOSE ^^" "^^ TO MINE ^^" "[GUNSHOTS]" "[GUNSHOTS]" "GUARD!" "[GUNSHOTS]" "[CHICO, WHISPERING] Ricardo!" "CHICO!" "OH, SURE." "COME ON, IT'S TIME TO GO." "BUT I CAN'T RUN AWAY." "[GUNSHOTS]" "NO?" "YES." "[GUNSHOT]" "WHERE'S GONZALEZ?" "HE WENT HOME." "HE'S NO FOOL." "[GUNSHOT]" "AIEE!" "COME ON!" "AIEE!" "AIEE!" "AIEE!" "TERESA, DARLING, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "WHO WAS IT?" "WELL, I DON'T KNOW, FATHER." "I DIDN'T SEE HIM." "I WAS SOUND ASLEEP, AND THEN I HEARD A LOT OF NOISE." "IT WAS THE KISSING BANDIT." "IT MUST HAVE BEEN." "JOSE, HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO LET THIS MAN INSULT YOU?" "BUT HE DIDN'T INSULT FATHER!" "I MEAN, WELL, IF IT WAS THE KISSING BANDIT," "IT WAS ME HE WAS SINGING TO." "FOR THAT MAN TO DARE" "TO SERENADE THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER..." "MMM..." "WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO DO TO HIM." "IF I'M EVER IN A ROOM WITH HIM," "I'LL SPIT RIGHT IN HIS LITTLE PIGGY EYES." "I WILL JUST TEAR HIM TO PIECES LIKE..." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "I'LL SHOW YOU." "WHERE ARE YOU, IDIOT?" "YOU IMBECILE!" "ARE YOU CALLING ME, YOUR EXCELLENCY?" "YES, I'M CALLING YOU, CAPTAIN GOMEZ." "GET ON YOUR HORSE." "GET YOUR MEN." "FOLLOW HIM!" "HE'S THE KISSING BANDIT!" "DO YOU HEAR ME, CAPTAIN GOMEZ?" "UH, YES, YOUR EXCELLENCY." "AYE AYE, SIR." "CAPTAIN GOMEZ?" "YES." "CAPTAIN GOMEZ." "Chico:" "OF ALL THE FOOLISH THINGS TO DO." "TAKE A CHANCE TO SPOIL EVERYTHING..." "JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WAS GOING TO DO BETTER." "YOU TRAITOR, YOU!" "DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD TO GONZALEZ." "HE KNEW IT WASN'T SMART TO GO TO THE HACIENDA" "OR TO STAY THERE, EVEN." "WELL, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH IT?" "A LOT OF PEOPLE SERENADE GIRLS" "ON THEIR BALCONIES ALL THE TIME." "BUT NOT THE GOVERNOR'S BALCONY" "AND NOT THE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER." "BUT, CHICO, SHE'S SO LOVELY, I HAD TO SEE HER AGAIN." "IN YOUR BUSINESS, YOU DON'T SEE ANYBODY AGAIN." "YOU KISS AND VAMOOSE." "THAT'S ALL." "I DON'T SEE WHY." "MANY OUTLAWS HAD STEADY GIRLS." "LOOK AT ROBIN HOOD AND MAID MARIAN." "NO, YOU LOOK, RICARDO." "THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF GIRLS IN CALIFORNIA," "BUT ONLY ONE GOVERNOR'S DAUGHTER." "AND THIS ONE IS NOT FOR YOU." "YOU FOUND THAT OUT TONIGHT." "SHE CAME OUT ON THE BALCONY." "SURE, SURE." "BUT THEY WEREN'T SHOOTING WATER FROM THOSE GUNS." "LITTLE ONE, I LOVE YOU LIKE YOU WERE MY OWN SON." "THIS YOU KNOW." "BUT IF I HEAR ONE MORE WORD ABOUT THIS GIRL," "I'M FINISHED WITH YOU." "THIS I MEAN." "PSST!" "PSST!" "BULA!" "WHERE IS BIANCA?" "SHE'S UPSTAIRS." "INSIDE." "KEEP RICARDO THERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE," "THEN SEND HIM OVER TO ME." "ALL RIGHT, CHICO." "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, LITTLE ONE." "CHICO, UH, I'M SORRY I WORRIED YOU." "NAH, NAH, IT'S NOTHING." "IT'S ALL FORGOTTEN." "NOW, SIT DOWN." "I GOT A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU" "THAT WILL TAKE ALL THE FOOLISHNESS OUT OF YOUR HEAD." "WAIT." "^^ I LIKE YOU ^^" "^^ IF YOU LIKE ME ^^" "^^ MMM ^^" "GO TO WORK." "^^ I LIKE YOU ^^" "^^ IF YOU LIKE ME ^^" "^^ MMM ^^" "^^ SOON THE MOON WILL RISE ^^" "^^ THERE'LL BE STARS DIVINE ^^" "^^ IF YOU ARE THERE ^^" "^^ YOU'LL BE MINE ^^" "^^ I LIKE YOU ^^" "^^ IF YOU LIKE ME ^^" "^^ MMM ^^" "^^ MMM ^^" "^^ MMM ^^" "THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL, MISS." "A WONDERFUL DANCE." "THANK YOU." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "UH, I'VE GOT TO PUT THIS IN SOME WATER." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "WHERE IS RICARDO?" "HE HAD TO PUT A FLOWER IN SOME WATER." "WHAT?" "YOU EXPLAIN IT TO ME." "[CARRIAGE WHEELS RUMBLING]" "[KNOCK ON DOOR]" "PUT THAT GUN AWAY." "MAYBE THEY ARE GUESTS." "GET OUT." "ALL OF YOU, KEEP OUT OF SIGHT." "[POUNDING ON DOOR]" "YOU'RE THE INNKEEPER?" "WE DESIRE ROOMS." "WE GOT NO ROOMS." "NONSENSE." "THIS IS AN INN, ISN'T IT?" "WE ARE ALL FULL UP." "PLEASE GO AWAY." "PEASANT, DO YOU KNOW TO WHOM YOU ARE TALKING?" "I'M COUNT BELMONTE OF SPAIN," "OF HIS MAJESTY'S ROYAL HOUSEHOLD." "AND THIS--THIS IS MY AIDE GENERAL TORRO." "TORRO!" "I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD." "NOW, THEN, INNKEEPER, SHOW US ROOMS AT ONCE." "Belmonte:" "YOUR BEST ROOMS!" "BUT, UH, PLEASE..." "THERE IS A BETTER PLACE UP THE ROAD ABOUT 17 MILES." "THEY GOT FINE ROOMS, AND BIGGER ROOMS, AND, UH..." "AND CLEAN TOWELS, AND, UH..." "AND..." "AND..." "SHEETS, EVEN, AND..." "BUT THEY WILL NOT DO FOR YOU THE THINGS WE WILL DO." "WAIT WITH THAT BEAUTIFUL CHEST." "DO NOT SCRATCH IT." "HERE, YOU ARE TIRED." "I WILL HELP YOU." "EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE." "THIS ROOM HERE." "THE PEASANT CERTAINLY CHANGED HIS MIND IN A HURRY." "TORRO!" "[SNORING]" "TORRO!" "YOU'RE DISGUSTING." "SNEEZE AND DRIBBLE, YAWN AND SNORE..." "I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A MAN!" "HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN WHEN I AM SO SICK, BELMONTE?" "PLEASE, CAN I GO TO SLEEP?" "GO UPSTAIRS." "FIND THE INNKEEPER." "HAVE HIM SHOW YOU A ROOM, AND GO TO BED." "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT." "NEVER IN MY LIFE DID I EVER HAVE A COLD BEFORE," "TILL I COME TO CALIFORNIA." "HELLO." "FETCH ME SOME WINE, SOMETHING FIT TO DRINK." "WHY, YES, OF COURSE." "I'D BE GLAD TO." "WHY DO YOU KEEP STARING AT ME?" "HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN A GENTLEMAN BEFORE?" "I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEAUTIFUL CLOTHES BEFORE." "THE WINE." "THE WINE!" "YES, OF COURSE." "THAT'S ONE OF THE FINEST SWORDS I'VE EVER SEEN." "IT MUST BE A TOLEDO BLADE." "AND YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF A MAN WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE IT." "WELL, REALLY?" "OH, YES." "I KNOW A MAN WHO'S HAD ADVENTURE WHEN I SEE ONE." "MANY IS THE DUEL YOU MUST HAVE FOUGHT OVER SOME YOUNG MAID." "PEON!" "FLUNKY!" "HOW DARE YOU SIT IN MY PRESENCE!" "GET UP!" "GET UP BEFORE I CUT YOUR HEART OUT!" "WELL, YOU NEEDN'T BE SO RUDE ABOUT IT." "I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK." "AFTER ALL, I DIDN'T GET ANGRY WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO GET THE WINE." "GET THE INNKEEPER!" "GET HIM DOWN HERE!" "I'LL HAVE HIS HEART AND YOURS!" "MY MOTHER WAS RIGHT." "FINE CLOTHES DO NOT MAKE THE GENTLEMAN." "GET THE INNKEEPER!" "PEASANTS!" "CHICO!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "Ricardo, do you want to kill your old friend?" "Shh!" "[SNORING]" "You're not--you're not stealing from them?" "Of course!" "But these men are our guests." "We can't rob them in cold blood." "Ricardo, I am a simple, hard-working bandit." "If this is wrong, why is it all right to rob the coach?" "When you rob a coach, there's adventure." "There's danger." "Ah, but there's danger here, too." "He might wake up, the fat man, and he's bigger than me." "Chico, for my sake, put the money back." "Oh, no, no." "Please, for me." "Let me help you." "But it's a shame." "We gotta have a long talk on the question of ethics." "Believe me, we gotta." "OH!" "AIEE!" "I THINK I SHALL HAVE YOU HUNG OUTSIDE THE INN" "AS AN EXAMPLE TO THE OTHER PEASANTS." "OH!" "GET SOMETHING TO TIE HIM WITH, QUICK!" "BUT HE'S WINNING!" "PLEASE, LITTLE ONE." "DON'T ARGUE WITH ME." "TORRO!" "TORRO!" "TORRO!" "HOW DARE YOU?" "Belmonte:" "HELP, TORRO!" "HELP!" "TORRO!" "TORRO!" "TORRO!" "SHH!" "TORRO, YOU FOOL, WAKE UP!" "WAKE UP" "[HORSES GALLOPING]" "WHAT IS THAT?" "RICARDO, SIT ON HIM." "EVERYBODY GOING, COMING, GOING SOMEPLACE TONIGHT." "TIE A FEW MORE KNOTS IN HIM!" "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "YOU MISUNDERSTOOD." "WE WEREN'T TAKING THE MONEY." "WE WERE PUTTING IT BACK." "ARE YOU THE INNKEEPER?" "YES." "YES." "I'M CAPTAIN GOMEZ OF THE GOVERNOR'S GUARD." "WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE KISSING BANDIT." "HE'S A MAN WITH LITTLE PIGGY EYES." "OH, LITTLE PIGGY EYES?" "WELL, HE'S NOT HERE." "MY GOOD MAN, YOU TAKE ME FOR A FOOL?" "I'M GONNA SEARCH EVERY ROOM OF THIS INN." "COVER EVERY INCH OF GROUND." "I'LL TAKE UPSTAIRS." "WAIT, CAPTAIN, PLEASE, I WOULDN'T," "BECAUSE WE GOT TWO VERY IMPORTANT GUESTS UPSTAIRS" "JUST ARRIVED FROM SPAIN" "A COUNT BELMONTE AND A GENERAL TORRO." "I WOULDN'T BOTHER THEM BECAUSE" "THEY'RE ALL TIED UP RIGHT NOW." "NONSENSE." "NONSENSE." "COUNT BELMONTE?" "GENERAL TORRO?" "!" "MEN!" "MEN!" "MEN, NEW ORDER!" "BACK TO THE HACIENDA." "WE'VE GOT TO TELL THE GOVERNOR." "COME ON, MEN." "FOLLOW ME!" "ALL TIED UP." "I TOLD THEM THEY WERE ALL TIED UP." "THEY DON'T KNOW THE JOKE." "I WONDER WHY THAT GOMEZ WAS SO SCARED OF THESE TWO, HUH?" "THERE MUST BE A REASON." "[TORRO SNEEZES]" "AHCHOO!" "WHAT IS THE MATTER?" "I HAVE THE FUNNIEST DREAM." "I DREAMED THAT 3 MEN WAS FIGHTING, AND THEY TIE ME UP WITH THE ROPE." "AND..." "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?" "I'M STILL DREAMING?" "GO TO SLEEP." "CHICO!" "HUH?" "CHICO, LOOK!" ""TO THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA." ""I INTRODUCE TO YOU HEREWITH" ""COUNT BELMONTE, MY PERSONAL TAX COLLECTOR," ""AND GENERAL TORRO, CHIEF OF MY SECRET POLICE." ""THEY WILL REPORT ON YOUR ACTIVITIES TO ME" ""AND BRING ME, ONCE AND FOR ALL, YOUR TAXES." ""THEIR WILL IS TO BE YOUR LAW." "SIGNED, ALFONSO."" "WHO IS HE?" "ALFONSO THE KING!" "OH, CHICO, THESE ARE TERRIBLY IMPORTANT MEN." "THEN MAYBE WE BETTER SHOOT 'EM, HUH?" "NO, YOU CAN'T." "THOSE SOLDIERS" "YOU ALREADY TOLD THEM THAT THESE TWO ARE HERE." "AIEE!" "THAT'S RIGHT, BUT WE CANNOT LET THEM GO." "THEY WILL SNITCH ON US!" "THIS LETTER WILL INTRODUCE THEM TO THE GOVERNOR." "Jose:" "REMEMBER, PLEASE REMEMBER," "NOT ONE WORD ABOUT TAXES TO THEM." "I'VE PLANNED ENTERTAINMENT FOR ALL DAY LONG" "EVERY MOMENT FILLED" "SO THEY WON'T HAVE TIME TO ASK ABOUT THE MONEY." "IS THAT RIGHT, ISABELLA?" "THAT'S RIGHT, JOSE." "JUST KEEP THEM BUSY, AND PRAY FOR A MIRACLE." "Gomez:" "ALL UP!" "UP!" "SOLDIERS..." "YOU ARE IN A VERY BAD POSITION." "YOU HAVE TO GO THIS DIRECTION" "NEVER MIND ABOUT THE SOLDIERS." "NEVER MIND ABOUT IT, SOLDIERS." "AND, UH, MUSICIANS, GO OVER THIS..." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "YOU ARE ALL RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE." "AND DON'T FORGET, NOW, PLAY LOUD AND LONG." "NOT LONG." "SHORT!" "AND I SAY SHORT, I MEAN" "YOUR EXCELLENCY!" "YOU ARE DEMOTED!" "WELL, WHY?" "WHAT DID I DO NOW?" "NOTHING." "THAT'S FOR NOTHING, LIEUTENANT GOMEZ." "IS THAT RIGHT, ISABELLA?" "THEY'RE COMING." "THEY'RE COMING!" "BE HAPPY." "SMILE, EVERYBODY, LIKE THIS." "RICARDO, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT." "THEY WON'T BE FOOLED." "THEY'LL TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME AND SHOOT." "CHICO, I KNOW HOW GENTLEMEN ACT." "I'VE SEEN MANY OF THEM IN THE HOTELS WHERE I HAVE WORKED." "JUST DO EVERYTHING I DO." "COME ON." "FIRE!" "IT'S A SALUTE IN OUR HONOR." "IN OUR FACES!" "[GUNSHOT]" "SMILE." "SMILE!" "[TRUMPET FANFARE]" "THIS IS REALLY LIVIN'." "IT MAY BE DYING." "THIS IS A VERY CHARMING ROOM." "Jose:" "AND NOW, GENTLEMEN," "MY MOST PRECIOUS JEWEL," "MY DAUGHTER TERESA." "TERESA, I WISH TO PRESENT" "HIS MAJESTY'S EMISSARIES" "COUNT BELMONTE AND GENERAL TORRO." "Aiee." "WHA--UH..." "DEAR, UH..." "COUNT BELMONTE AND GENERAL TORRO?" "UH, TERESA, UH..." "DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY TO OUR GUESTS?" "Chico:" "B-BUT SHE DON'T NEED TO." "SH-SHE LOOK SO NICE WHEN SHE DON'T SAY NOTHING." "THANK YOU, UH..." "BUT SHE WANTS TO SAY IT'S A GREAT HONOR TO MEET YOU," "DON'T YOU, DEAR?" "HMM?" "IT'S A GREAT HONOR." "UH, PERHAPS THE SENORITA HAD IMAGINED ME AS BEING QUITE DIFFERENT." "Jose:" "VERY DIFFERENT." "AND THE DIFFERENCE IS VERY PLEASANT," "ISN'T IT, DARLING?" "YES, VERY PLEASANT." "NOW, UH, SHE'S VERY ANXIOUS" "FOR YOU TO TRY OUR GOOD CALIFORNIA WINE," "AREN'T YOU, DEAR, YEAH?" "YES, VERY ANXIOUS." "WELL, UH..." "Teresa:" "FATHER, IF I COULD JUST GO TO MY ROOM" "Jose:" "YES, DEAR." "OH, GENERAL, THE SECRET POLICE." "WHAT A DANGEROUS LIFE YOU MUST LEAD." "BELIEVE ME." "COUNT BELMONTE," "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HONORED I AM" "TO HAVE YOU UNDER MY ROOF." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "OH, A JOKE." "A FAMILY JOKE." "A VERY FUNNY ONE." "Chico:" "IF THE JOKE IS FINISHED," "YOU CAN TELL US WHERE THE TAX MONEY IS, HUH?" "NO." "NO?" "WHY, UH..." "I WOULDN'T THINK OF BOTHERING NOW," "RIGHT AFTER YOU HAVE ARRIVED," "WHEN YOU ARE TIRED AND WEARY FROM YOUR JOURNEY." "CERTAINLY NOT." "RIGHT NOW, YOU SHOULD BE ENTERTAINED." "^^ IF YOU STEAL A KISS, DEAR ^^" "^^ PLEASE BRING IT BACK WITH THE DAWN ^^" "^^ BUT IF YOU STEAL MY HEART, DEAR ^^" "^^ I'LL KNOW IT'S GONE ^^" "^^ FOREVER GONE ^^" "^^ GONE ^^" "^^ FOREVER GONE ^^" "EXCELLENT." "EXCELLENT." "FINE." "FINE." "NOW WE CAN GO AND GET THE TAXES, HUH?" "TERESA, WHY DON'T WE SHOW OUR GUESTS THE REST OF THE HACIENDA?" "WONDERFUL IDEA." "WHY DON'T YOU SHOW THEM AROUND" "THE PARTERRE, TERESA, SLOWLY?" "I MEAN, SO THEY CAN SEE ALL THE FLOWERS." "Ricardo:" "YES, WHY DON'T YOU, SENORITA?" "WELL, I THINK AUNT ISABELLA" "BETTER COME ALONG, TOO." "SHE KNOWS THE LATIN NAMES OF ALL THE FLOWERS," "DON'T YOU, AUNT ISABELLA?" "B-BUT'S SHE'S THE" "COME ALONG, GENERAL TORRO." "I AM COMING RIGHT BACK." "HOW MANY FLOWERS CAN THERE BE?" "YOUR EXCELLENCY." "YOUR EXCELLENCY, I'M VERY SUSPICIOUS ABOUT SOMETHING," "AND IT'S ONE OF YOUR GUESTS-- THAT GENERAL TORRO." "I HAVE A VERY DEFINITE FEELING" "I'VE SEEN HIM SOMEWHERE BEFORE." "WHAT?" "OF COURSE, I DON'T SUPPOSE" "I COULD HAVE SEEN HIM ANYWHERE, COULD I?" "AFTER ALL, WITH ME IN CALIFORNIA AND HIM IN SPAIN..." "STILL, IT DOES SEEM TO ME THAT I'VE SEEN THAT FACE SOMEWHERE." "GOMEZ..." "WELL, I GUESS I COULDN'T HAVE SEEN IT" "ANYWHERE AFTER ALL, NO." "WELL, EXCUSE ME." "MAYBE THIS OTHER FELLOW WAS A RELATIVE." "SEEMS FUNNY TO HAVE RELATIVES" "ALL OVER THE COUNTRY LIKE THAT, THOUGH." "Isabella:" "OH, GENERAL TORRO," "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW WONDERFUL IT IS FOR A WOMAN LIKE ME" "HERE IN THE WILDS OF THIS TERRIBLE CALIFORNIA" "TO MEET A MAN LIKE YOU." "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH CALIFORNIA?" "OH, THE MEN HERE HAVE NO CONVERSATION." "BUT YOU, FRESH FROM SPAIN," "MUST KNOW ALL THE LATEST GOSSIP." "TELL ME, WHAT'S NEW IN MADRID?" "MADRID?" "UH..." "OH, THE MEN ARE CHASING THE WOMEN," "THE WOMEN ARE CHASING THE MEN THE SAME AS ALL OVER." "AH, BUT THEY DO IT DIFFERENTLY IN SPAIN." "THEY DO?" "HOW?" "Isabella:" "AH, GENERAL." "WHEN THE KING TOLD ME I MUST COME TO CALIFORNIA," "I THOUGHT, "HOW DREARY." "HOW VERY DULL." "A LAND OF PEASANTS AND PEONS."" "STOP IT." "YOU CAN JUST STOP BEING" "COUNT BELMONTE RIGHT NOW." "DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE," "YOU, YOU..." "BANDIT, YOU?" "WHY ARE YOU HERE?" "DID YOU COME TO ROB MY FATHER, IS THAT IT?" "NO, NO." "I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME" "THAT YOU CAME HERE JUST TO SEE ME." "WELL, YES." "OH, WHAT NONSENSE." "YOU HAD ME IN YOUR POWER ONCE," "AND YOU-- YOU DIDN'T..." "YOU MEAN..." "I DIDN'T KISS YOU." "WHY DIDN'T YOU?" "OH, ANYONE BUT YOU, SENORITA." "YOU WERE SO LOVELY, I JUST COULDN'T." "I..." "THEN..." "LAST NIGHT?" "I HAD TO FIND OUT IF YOU WERE AS LOVELY AS I REMEMBERED." "AND YOU WERE, AND YOU ARE." "BUT I WAS TOLD THAT THE KISSING BANDIT" "HAD A HABIT OF..." "KISSING PEOPLE." "WELL, OF COURSE." "THAT'S WHY I'M HERE." "BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME TO THE HACIENDA LIKE THIS." "IT'S TERRIBLY DANGEROUS FOR YOU." "YOU MIGHT BE KILLED." "DO YOU THINK I WOULDN'T RISK MY LIFE FOR A MOMENT WITH YOU?" "AND BESIDE, WHAT IF THERE IS DANGER?" "I LIVE ON DANGER." "MANY A NIGHT MY MEN AND I HAVE RIDDEN FOR MILES TO SOME FAR-OFF HACIENDA" "WHERE A LOVELY SENORITA IS WAITING" "WAITING TO BE SERENADED BY ME." "MANY A NIGHT WE HAVE RIDDEN" "MANY A NIGHT, IS IT?" "AFTER ALL, YOU SEE GIRLS YOU WANT SO OFTEN" "THAT YOU MUST RISK YOUR LIFE ALMOST EVERY NIGHT." "OH, NO!" "OH, YES!" "YOU KISS EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE, AND THEY LOVE IT." "THEY--THEY SWOON!" "BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT!" "IT CERTAINLY IS DIFFERENT." "FIRST, IF I WERE ONE OF THE WOMEN YOU KISSED," "I WOULDN'T SWOON, I-I'D SCREAM." "AND SECOND, I-I JUST WOULDN'T BE" "ONE OF THE WOMEN YOU KISSED, NOT EVER." "DO YOU HEAR ME?" "NOT EVER!" "BUT, SENORITA, PLEASE LISTEN TO ME." "YOU'D BETTER LEAVE BEFORE I TELL MY FATHER." "BUT IF YOU'LL ONLY" "FURTHERMORE, DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO ME" "UNLESS IT'S ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY." "I THINK YOU'RE A..." "I THINK YOU'RE..." "WHAT'S MORE, I DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU." ""MANY A NIGHT THE LOVELY SENORITAS ARE WAITING." OH!" "I WONDER WHAT I SAID THAT WAS WRONG?" "ALL RIGHT, I LOOKED AT ALL THE FLOWERS." "NOW LET'S LOOK AT ALL THE TAXES." "CHICO, I THINK WE'D BETTER FORGET ABOUT THE TAXES" "AND GET OUT OF HERE." "FORGET ABOUT THE" "NOW?" "WHEN WE GOT THE MONEY RIGHT UNDER OUR NOSE?" "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?" "WHY?" "IS IT THAT GIRL?" "WELL, THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN GOING THE WAY I'D PLANNED." "I DON'T THINK SHE LIKES ME." "SIT DOWN." "LITTLE ONE, NO ONE'S AROUND," "SO TELL ME SOMETHING, MAN TO MAN." "HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU HAD MUCH TO DO WITH WOMEN?" "NOT MUCH." "RICARDO, TELL ME THE TRUTH." "BEFORE YOU KISSED TERESA, DID YOU EVER KISS ANYONE ELSE?" "AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING ELSE, MAN TO MAN?" "I DIDN'T EVEN KISS TERESA." "BAH!" "AIEE!" "OH, NOW WE GOTTA STAY HERE." "AND BELIEVE ME, I'M NOT SPEAKING ABOUT THE MONEY." "BUT A KISSING BANDIT WHO NEVER KISSED A WOMAN!" "OH, IT'S NO GOOD FOR YOUR REPUTATION," "YOUR FATHER'S REPUTATION." "WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING." "YOU GOTTA START RIGHT NOW, WITH THIS GIRL." "BUT, CHICO, SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME." "SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU?" "WHO SAYS SHE DIDN'T LIKE YOU?" "SHE DID." "SHE DID?" "WHAT DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT IT?" "WOMEN ALWAYS SAY NO, AS I REMEMBER." "WELL, MAYBE SOMETIMES THEY MEAN IT." "NAH, RICARDO, LISTEN." "THEY ALWAYS WANT TO SAY YES," "BUT WHEN THEY ARE LITTLE GIRLS," "THEIR MOTHERS TELL THEM, "DON'T MAKE IT EASY, MAKE IT TOUGH."" "SO..." "YOU GOTTA MAKE EYES A LITTLE," "FLIRT A LITTLE, WASTE A LITTLE TIME..." "THEN THEY SAY YES, ALWAYS." "THIS I DO REMEMBER." "HMM." "MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT." "PERHAPS I'VE BEEN A LITTLE TOO QUICK," "TRIED TO RUSH THINGS A LITTLE TOO MUCH." "SURE, SURE." "BUT NOW YOU GOT A LITTLE TIME, SEE?" "SO YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOUR LITTLE JOB." "I WILL TAKE CARE OF MY LITTLE JOB." "I'M GONNA ASK THAT DON JOSE AGAIN FOR THE TAXES," "AND THIS TIME, HE'D BETTER SAY YES." "NOW, SIESTA." "IT'S TIME FOR SIESTA." "EVERYBODY SLEEPS." "CUSTOM OF THE COUNTRY, YOU KNOW." "COME ALONG." "BUT WE GOT" "SHH." "SIESTA." "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA, MMM ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "[SNORING]" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ GO 'WAY, FLY, STOP YOUR BUZZIN' BY ^^" "^^ CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I NEED SIESTA?" "^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ LEAVE ME BE, GO AWAY FROM ME ^^" "^^ NEED MY ENERGY FOR SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ I WANT TO DREAM OF A MAID AND A ROSE ^^" "^^ BUT HOW CAN I DREAM WHEN YOU PERCH ON MY NOSE?" "^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ GET OFF OF MY CHIN, GET OUT OF MY EAR ^^" "^^ GET OFF OF MY NOSE, GET OUT OF HERE ^^" "^^ GET OUT OF MY LIFE, I'M TALKING TO YOU ^^" "^^ FLY ^^" "^^ WHY DON'T YOU SHOO, FLY, SHOO?" "^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "^^ GO 'WAY, FLY, STOP YOUR BUZZIN' BY ^^" "^^ DON'T YOU RUIN MY SIESTA ^^" "^^ SIESTA ^^" "[DRUMROLL]" "[TRUMPET FLOURISHES]" "Jose:" "ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU." "SENORS, SENORAS, MY HONORED GUESTS," "THE EMISSARIES OF HIS MAJESTY THE KING:" "COUNT BELMONTE, GENERAL TORRO." "SAY A LITTLE SOMETHING." "I'M SURE THAT HIS MAJESTY WOULD WANT ME TO SAY THAT HE LOVES YOU ALL." "AND AS FOR THE GENERAL AND MYSELF, WHY..." "WE'RE COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED" "BY THE LOVELY WOMEN OF CALIFORNIA." "[WOMEN GIGGLING]" "Woman:" "NICE TO HAVE YOU HERE." "HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO STAY WITH US, COUNT?" "Second woman:" "I HOPE YOU'LL MAKE YOUR VISIT QUITE LONG" "AND ENJOY OUR PEOPLE AND THE SIGHTS OF CALIFORNIA." "GENERAL, WHY SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT TAXES?" "IT'S REALLY, UH..." "OH..." "LET'S ENJOY OUR DINNER, EH, GENERAL?" "Chico:" "OH, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING ALFONSO." "HE'S THE KING!" "HE'S THE ONE TOLD US GET THE TAXES AND GET OUT QUICK." "THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO." "GENERAL, YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK OF LEAVING" "BEFORE THE FIESTA." "I'M SAVING ALL MY DANCES FOR YOU." "NO, NO, I" "THE GENERAL IS RATHER SHY WITH THE LADIES, DONA ISABELLA." "HE'S BEEN A BACHELOR TOO LONG." "NOBODY CAN BE A BACHELOR TOO LONG." "AH, GENERAL, YOU'RE SO COMPLICATED," "SO COMPLEX, SO FULL OF MYSTERY." "FULL OF WHAT?" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND WOMEN." "AH, THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T MET THE RIGHT WOMAN." "EVERY MAN NEEDS A WOMAN TO INSPIRE HIM." "OH, THAT'S SO TRUE." "EVERY MAN NEEDS A LOVELY LADY TO ENCOURAGE HIM," "TO URGE HIM ON TO GREAT DEEDS." "YES, AND TO MARRY HIM." "WELL, TO ME, COUNT BELMONTE SEEMS THE TYPE OF MAN" "THAT, UH, WOULD PREFER A VARIETY OF WOMEN" "RATHER THAN ANY PARTICULAR ONE." "OH, NO, NO." "REALLY, HONESTLY!" "YOU SEE, DEAR?" "DO YOU UNDERSTAND, DEAR?" "AND I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY HORRIBLE" "THE WAY PARENTS TRY TO ARRANGE MARRIAGES," "ESPECIALLY TO PEOPLE THEY HARDLY KNOW." "NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO GO TO MY ROOM." "I WANT TO CHANGE MY DRESS." "B-BUT I THINK YOUR DRESS IS BEAUTIFUL." "OH, YOU DO, DO YOU?" "WELL, I DON'T." "YOU SEE, TERESA FEELS THAT MARRIAGES SHOULD NOT BE ARRANGED," "BUT SHOULD BE FOR LOVE." "OH, I THINK SHE'S RIGHT, TOO." "AS A MATTER OF FACT," "I COME FROM A LONG LINE OF PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN MARRYING FOR LOVE." "TAKE MY FATHER AND MY MOTHER." "HE ABDUCTED HER." "HE ABDUCTED HER." "DON'T SCREAM." "I NEVER SCREAM." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU AWAY WITH ME," "TO CARRY YOU OVER THE BORDER," "SOMEPLACE WHERE WE CAN BE TOGETHER." "DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO ABDUCT ME?" "YES." "WE'VE DILLYDALLIED LONG ENOUGH." "OH, BUT THIS IS SO UNEXPECTED, AND" "AND, WELL, I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO." "MY FATHER'S DOWNSTAIRS WAITING FOR ME," "AND WE HAVE A LOT OF GUESTS AND..." "BUT IN AN ABDUCTION, THESE TRIVIAL THINGS DON'T MATTER." "BUT I'M NOT DRESSED." "LOOK!" "OH!" "OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON." "I HAD NO IDEA!" "I MEAN..." "I'M SORRY." "MAY I SEE YOU ABOUT THIS LATER, DOWNSTAIRS?" "HMM, MAYBE." "[HUMMING]" "^^ THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME ^^" "^^ HE TRIED TO ABDUCT ME ^^" "^^ LA DA DE DUM ^^" "^^ LA DA DE DUM ^^" "^^ MM-HMM ^^" "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]" "Sometime, this Don Jose has gotta stop finding things for me to look at." "[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]" "Keep the governor busy." "I gonna get the money now." "BUT ABOUT THE MONEY, I" "BELIEVE ME, WE NEED IT!" "[GASP]" "AHA!" "NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE." "AND I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, TOO." "EVER SINCE YOU CAME HERE, I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU." "AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU, TOO." "YOU HAVE?" "YES, I HAVE." "AND IF EVER I SAW A CRIMINAL FACE, YOU GOT IT." "OH, NO." "OH, YES." "AND IF YOU DON'T KEEP OUT OF MY SIGHT," "I'M GONNA REMEMBER YOUR CRIME." "THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY." "BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING." "YES, YOU DID." "YOU KNOW WHAT." "NO, I DON'T KNOW." "WHAT DID I DO?" "YES, YOU DO." "IF YOU DON'T LOOK OUT," "YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU?" "NO." "WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?" "OH HO HO!" "YOU'LL FIND OUT." "NOW GET OUT, AND DON'T BOTHER ME!" "YES, SIR." "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHERE IS THE TREASURY?" "WELL, YOU GO THROUGH THAT DOOR, DOWN THE CORRIDOR," "TURN LEFT, THEN YOU GO DOWNSTAIRS." "THANKS." "NOW GO ON." "YES, SIR." "WATCH THE BOTTOM STEP." "IT'S LOOSE." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU WERE WONDERFUL." "BOTH OF YOU WERE SIMPLY WONDERFUL." "WHY, IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DANCE I'VE EVER SEEN." "Woman:" "OH, YOUR EXCELLENCY." "HE TELLS THAT TO EVERY DANCER HE SEES." "WELL, I NEVER MET ANY DANCERS IN BOSTON." "BOSTON?" "HAS YOUR EXCELLENCY BEEN IN BOSTON?" "WHY, YES, I" "I MEAN, I CAME THROUGH BOSTON" "ON MY WAY FROM MADRID, YOU SEE," "AND IT'S..." "OH, I BEG YOUR PARDON." "WILL YOU EXCUSE ME?" "Ricardo:" "^^ I OFFER YOU THE MOON ^^" "^^ SET IN A SUMMER SKY ^^" "^^ THAT IS MINE TO GIVE, SENORITA ^^" "^^ I OFFER YOU THE BREEZE ^^" "^^ SINGING A LULLABY ^^" "^^ THAT IS MINE TO GIVE, SENORITA ^^" "^^ I CAN'T BRING A GOLDEN CROWN ^^" "^^ SET WITH PEARLS AND RUBIES RARE ^^" "^^ BUT I CAN BRING A ROSE ^^" "^^ AND PLACE IT IN YOUR HAIR ^^" "^^ I OFFER YOU THESE THINGS ^^" "^^ AH ^^" "^^ THAT COME FROM UP ABOVE ^^" "^^ I GIVE THEM AND MY LOVE TO YOU ^^" "^^ AH ^^" "^^ YOU CAN'T BRING A GOLDEN CROWN ^^" "^^ SET WITH PEARLS AND RUBIES RARE ^^" "^^ MMM ^^" "^^ BUT I CAN BRING A ROSE ^^" "^^ AND PLACE IT IN YOUR HAIR ^^" "^^ AH ^^" "^^ I OFFER YOU THESE THINGS ^^" "^^ THAT COME FROM UP ABOVE ^^" "Together: ^^ I GIVE THEM AND MY LOVE TO YOU ^^" "TERESA, I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH." "YOU'VE NEVER SAID THAT BEFORE." "I'VE NEVER SAID IT TO ANYONE BEFORE." "BUT IT'S WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID THE MOMENT I SAW YOU," "BECAUSE I KNEW IT THEN." "YES..." "BUT IT DIDN'T SEEM POSSIBLE" "IT COULD HAPPEN SO FAST." "I--I COULDN'T ADMIT IT TO MYSELF." "BUT IT'S TRUE." "IT DID HAPPEN." "YES, I--I KNOW." "TERESA..." "Chico:" "RICARDO!" "RI" "SENORITA, YOUR FATHER'S LOOKING FOR YOU." "BUT, CHICO, TERESA AND I WERE JUST" "YOU STAY HERE." "I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "WELL, DON'T KEEP YOUR FATHER WAITING." "OH, OH, RICARDO, I" "WELL, I'LL TELL YOU LATER." "SHE'LL TELL YOU LATER?" "WELL, I'LL TELL YOU NOW." "WHY, CHICO, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "YOU'VE GOT COBWEBS ON YOU!" "BELIEVE ME, THAT'S ALL I GOT ON ME." "THAT ROBBER, THAT FINE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN THE TREASURY?" "12 STINKING PESOS!" "AND BELIEVE ME, THEY LOOK HOMEMADE!" "COME ON." "NOW WE GOTTA LEAVE HERE FOR SURE!" "WONDERFUL!" "ONLY I'D LIKE TO WAIT FOR TERESA." "OH, CHICO, I HOPE SHE GOES WITH US." "WHY DO YOU WANT HER TO GO WITH US?" "YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH TIME TO KISS HER." "BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER." "I WANT TO MARRY HER." "I WANT HER FOR A LIFETIME." "A LI..." "LIFETIME?" "OH, THAT'S-- THAT'S DIFFERENT." "THEN THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO." "GET ON YOUR HORSE," "RIDE AWAY FROM HERE, NEVER SEE HER NO MORE." "OH, I COULDN'T DO THAT!" "THEN I DON'T THINK YOU LOVE HER TOO MUCH." "I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "LITTLE ONE, IT'S TIME TO REMEMBER SOMETHING." "YOU ARE A BANDIT!" "AND THAT IS WHAT YOU DECIDED TO BE, NO?" "YES, BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT SAYS" "A BANDIT CAN'T HAVE A WIFE, CHICO." "WHY, IN ALL THE BOOKS I'VE READ, IT JUST" "BOOKS!" "THIS IS NOT A BOOK, RICARDO MIO." "THIS IS NOT A DREAM YOU ARE DREAMING." "BUT THIS IS YOUR LIFE NOW." "A BANDIT'S LIFE" "HARD, SOMETIMES VERY SHORT." "BUT THERE ARE ALSO GOOD THINGS IN A BANDIT'S LIFE" "UH, FREEDOM, EXCITEMENT, AND ADVENTURE." "SURE, FOR YOU." "BUT FOR A GENTLE YOUNG GIRL LIKE TERESA" "TO SPEND HER LIFE HIDING, RUNNING AWAY," "IN DANGER..." "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT FOR HER?" "NO, NO." "OF COURSE NOT." "SURE NOT." "IT'S FUNNY." "BECAUSE I'M A BANDIT CHIEF," "I WAS ABLE TO WIN MY HEROINE." "AND BECAUSE I'M A BANDIT CHIEF," "I HAVE TO GIVE HER UP." "I REALIZE I HAVE NO RIGHT TO HER, CHICO." "LET'S GO." "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "Teresa:" "^^ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ^^" "^^ DON'T BE BLIND, IT'S ALL AROUND YOU ^^" "^^ EVERYWHERE ^^" "^^ TAKE IT, TAKE A CHANCE NOW ^^" "^^ FOR ROMANCE NOW ^^" "^^ TELL SOME ONE THAT YOU CARE ^^" "^^ SPRING LOVE COMES UPON YOU ^^" "^^ WHEN IT'S GONE, YOU FEEL DESPAIR ^^" "^^ SOON, THOUGH, IN THE MOONGLOW ^^" "^^ YOU'LL FIND THAT A NEW LOVE IS THERE ^^" "^^ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ^^" "^^ FATE DESIGNED IT TO BE WAITING ^^" "^^ EVERYWHERE ^^" "^^ IT MAY HIDE FROM YOU FOR A WHILE ^^" "^^ IT MAY COME TONIGHT IN A FIRE ^^" "^^ FAN THE FLAME OF A NEW LOVE ^^" "^^ IN THE ARMS OF A NEW LOVE ^^" "^^ TAKE THAT CHANCE ON LOVE ^^" "^^ AH... ^^" "^^ LOVE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT ^^" "^^ DON'T BE BLIND, IT'S ALL AROUND YOU ^^" "^^ EVERYWHERE ^^" "^^ AH ^^" "^^ AH ^^" "[APPLAUSE]" "LITTLE ONE, COME ON." "LET US GET OUT." "Isabella:" "GENERAL TORRO, THIS IS THE MOMENT" "FOR WHICH I'VE BEEN WAITING AND WAITING." "BUT WE GOT BUSINESS" "LET US DANCE." "BUT I DON'T DANCE TOO GOOD." "DARLING!" "TERESA, I" "WHAT I WANTED TO SAY WAS THAT" "I'LL GO AWAY WITH YOU NOW." "THAT IS, IF YOU STILL WANT ME TO." "TERESA, UH..." "I'M A BANDIT, AND MAYBE YOU OUGHT TO REALIZE" "I WOULDN'T HAVE YOU ANY OTHER WAY." "SHALL WE GO?" "UH, TERESA, WOULD YOU DANCE WITH ME, JUST THIS ONCE?" "ALL RIGHT." "AH, GENERAL," "YOUR DANCING IS JUST LIKE YOU ARE" "COMPLICATED." "YES, I THINK SO." "HELLO." "HOW ARE YOU?" "I KNOW THAT FACE FROM" "AIEE!" "Man:" "STOP!" "STOP!" "STOP EVERYTHING, IN THE KING'S NAME!" "I AM COUNT BELMONTE." "GUARDS, THOSE TWO MEN ARE IMPOSTORS." "SEIZE THEM!" "WHERE IS THE GOVERNOR?" "WHERE IS THE GOVERNOR?" "WHERE IS THE GOVERNOR, I SAY?" "I-I'M DON JOSE, THE GOVERNOR." "YOU'VE MADE A MISTAKE THAT MAY COST YOU YOUR HEAD." "YOU'RE JUST WHAT I EXPECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE." "SEND ALL THESE PEOPLE HOME-- EVERYBODY." "GET RID OF THEM." "BRING THOSE TWO MEN HERE!" "LOOK AT THIS MAN, GOVERNOR." "THIS, YOU FOOL, IS THE MAN KNOWN AS THE KISSING BANDIT;" "THE OTHER, HIS CHIEF ACCOMPLICE." "GUARDS, TAKE THEM AWAY!" "THROW THEM IN CHAINS!" "HAVE A GALLOWS BUILT!" "HANG THEM!" "OH, COUNT BELMONTE, PLEASE." "YOU CAN'T HANG THEM." "YOU JUST CAN'T!" "AND WHO IS THIS?" "THIS IS MY DAUGHTER TERESA." "SHE IS VERY PLEASED TO WELCOME YOUR EXCELLENCY." "IF THE SENORITA WOULD HONOR ME" "WITH HER PRESENCE FOR A WHILE," "I MIGHT BE INCLINED TO FEEL MORE KINDLY TOWARD HER FATHER" "AND THIS ENTIRE, DISGRACEFUL SITUATION." "OH, SH-SHE WOULD BE DELIGHTED." "WOULDN'T YOU, DEAR?" "SHE WOULD BE DELIGHTED." "Belmonte:" "HANG THE BANDITS AT DAWN." "AHEM." "GREETINGS, GENTLEMEN." "Chico:" "WHAT ARE YOU SO HAPPY ABOUT?" "WELL, I'VE BEEN DEMOTED TO PRIVATE." "NOW, THAT MAY SOUND BAD TO YOU," "BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PRIVATES ARE THE ONLY ONES" "THE GOVERNOR CAN AFFORD TO PAY." "SO NOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME," "I'M GETTING MONEY FOR BEING IN THE ARMY." "WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR LAST SUPPER?" "I DON'T WANT NOTHING." "BUT WHAT DO YOU WANT, GOMEZ?" "BECAUSE MAYBE THIS IS YOUR LAST SUPPER, TOO." "YOU'RE IN PRETTY MUCH HOT WATER, AREN'T YOU?" "I AM?" "AGAIN?" "DON'T YOU THINK SO?" "WHY, NO." "WHAT HAVE I DONE NOW?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK THE KING IS GONNA SAY" "WHEN HE FINDS OUT YOU THREW ME," "THE CHIEF OF POLICE, IN JAIL?" "AND ME-- COUNT BELMONTE?" "BUT YOU'RE NOT." "YOU'RE JUST IMPERSONATING THESE PEOPLE, THAT'S ALL." "WHO SAID THAT?" "OH, EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT." "DON'T BELIEVE IT." "BUT YOU'RE NOT GENERAL TORRO AND COUNT BELMONTE, ARE YOU?" "WEREN'T WE INTRODUCED TO YOU" "BY THE GOVERNOR AS BELMONTE AND TORRO?" "DO YOU THINK THE GOVERNOR WOULD LIE TO YOU?" "THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY ABOUT THE GOVERNOR." "I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE, GOMEZ." "I'D BE MORE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU." "PLEASE, PUT DOWN THE KEYS." "THEY MAKE ME NERVOUS." "EVERYTHING WAS ALL CLEAR TO ME UNTIL A LITTLE WHILE AGO." "WELL, LISTEN TO ME, AND WE'LL CLEAR IT ALL UP FOR YOU." "IT'S ALL VERY SIMPLE." "IT'S REALLY NOT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND AT ALL." "WE TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING." "WHEN WE FIRST GOT HERE, YOU SEE..." "YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT." "NOW, DON'T GO NOPLACE." "Gomez:" "LOOK, THE GOVERNOR WON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL." "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "GO ON, GO ON!" "LOOK!" "SHE SHOULDN'T BE ALONE WITH A MAN LIKE HIM!" "BUT IT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS." "GO ON!" "THIS IS MY BUSINESS!" "Chico:" "AIEE!" "THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL." "AND YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" "Belmonte:" "TORRO!" "DON JOSE!" "CALL OUT THE GUARDS!" "TORRO!" "TORRO!" "STAY OUT OF THIS, CHICO." "THIS IS MY AFFAIR." "TORRO, DRAW YOUR SWORD AND CUT THESE MEN TO RIBBONS!" "YOU STAY OUT, AND THEY STAY OUT!" "TERESA, YOU'D BETTER GO INSIDE." "THIS IS NO PLACE FOR A LADY." "VERY WELL, RICARDO." "NOW, ARE YOU READY?" "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!" "I DON'T FIGHT PEASANTS!" "PUT UP YOUR FISTS!" "HOW UNFAIR!" "HOLD IT!" "STOP IT!" "I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN JAIL!" "YOU DON'T WANT TO HELP COUNT BELMONTE." "WELL, I..." "NO." "BUT I SHOULDN'T HELP A MAN WHO IS A BANDIT." "IT'LL BE MUCH BETTER IF HE WINS." "WELL, I-I..." "AH, GENERAL." "I MEAN..." "MR. BANDIT." "BUT EVEN IF RICARDO WINS," "HE'S STILL A BANDIT." "SURELY YOU CAN PARDON HIM, CAN'T YOU?" "YOU'RE THE GOVERNOR, AREN'T YOU?" "THAT STILL LEAVES THE PROBLEM OF BELMONTE." "YOU COULD ORDER HIM OUT OF THE TERRITORY, COULDN'T YOU?" "HE GOES BACK WITHOUT THE TAXES," "ALFONSO WILL CUT OFF HIS HEAD." "WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?" "AIEE!" "WHY DON'T YOU APPOINT SOMEONE" "TO COLLECT THE MONEY FOR YOU?" "WHOM?" "YOU HAVE A MAN RIGHT OVER HERE WHO HAS MORE EXPERIENCE" "COLLECTING MONEY THAN ANYONE ELSE IN CALIFORNIA." "I DON'T WANT THE JOB." "THERE'LL BE A COMMISSION." "THEN MAYBE I'LL TAKE IT." "YOU'RE HIRED." "THERE'S MY MAN TO HELP YOU." "I DON'T WANT YOUR MAN." "I GOT MY OWN." "IT'S A DEAL." "WELL, JOSE," "YOU ARE THE GOVERNOR, AREN'T YOU?" "BELMONTE, GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA!" "I'M THE GOVERNOR!" "FINE, LITTLE ONE." "Torro:" "COME ON." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "THIS CALIFORNIA CLIMATE DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, EITHER." "Isabella:" "I THINK YOU'LL FIND TERESA WAITING FOR YOU INSIDE." "THANK YOU, DONA ISABELLA, BUT I CAN'T STAY." "IF SHE CARED FOR ME AT ALL," "IT WAS BECAUSE I WAS A BANDIT." "I'M NO LONGER A BANDIT." "NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING UP TO PACK." "RUN AFTER HIM, CHICO." "MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS MIND." "AFTER ALL, YOU'VE BEEN OUTLAWS TOGETHER." "WHY NOT IN-LAWS TOGETHER?" "YE-YEAH." "TOGETHER?" "Y-YOU CANNOT DO IT, LITTLE ONE." "YOU CANNOT GO AWAY." "I'M SORRY, CHICO." "I'M GOING BACK TO BOSTON." "I MADE UP MY MIND." "PLEASE, RICARDO." "GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TALK TO TERESA FIRST." "NO, CHICO." "IT'S ALL OVER WITH." "THEN THINK OF ME." "I'M IN TERRIBLE TROUBLE." "I CANNOT FACE IT ALONE!" "IT'S THAT-- THAT ISABELLA." "I AM AFRAID I AM ENGAGED." "OH, IT'S..." "FINE NEWS, CHICO." "I DON'T KNOW." "CONGRATULATIONS." "FOR ME, THERE'S NOTHING, I GUESS" "NO MORE ADVENTURE, NO MORE ROMANCE..." "Teresa:" "^^ IF YOU'LL STILL KISS ME ^^" "^^ I HOPE YOU'LL RETURN HERE SOME DAY ^^" "^^ IF YOU STEAL MY DREAMS, DEAR ^^" "^^ PLEASE GIVE THEM BACK... ^^" "TERESA, YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND!" "^^ SOME WAY ^^" "^^ IF YOU TAKE MY MIDNIGHT ^^" "^^ PLEASE BRING IT BACK WITH THE DAWN... ^^" "THERE'S SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU!" "^^ BUT IF YOU STEAL MY HEART, DEAR ^^" "^^ I'LL KNOW IT'S GONE ^^" "^^ FOREVER GONE ^^" "TERESA, LOOK, I'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR TO YOU." "I AM NOT A BANDIT." "MY FATHER WAS THE KISSING BANDIT." "I WAS NEVER A BANDIT." "I COULDN'T BE A BANDIT IN A MILLION YEARS." "I-I DIDN'T INHERIT ONE SINGLE THING FROM MY FATHER" "NOT ONE SINGLE THING." "AIEE!" "MMM..." "OR DID I?" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP" "CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE"