"♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "♪ They're the world's ♪" "♪ Most fearsome fighting team ♪" "We're really hip." "♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪" "♪ And they're green ♪ Hey, get a grip." "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪" "♪ These turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪" "He's a radical rat." "♪ Leonardo leads ♪" "♪ Donatello does machines ♪" "That's a fact, Jack." "♪ Raphael is cool, but rude ♪ Gimme a break." "♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "Oh, boy." "This bag of tapes weighs a ton." "What do you expect when we watched 25 movies in one weekend?" "Yeah." "My eyeballs are still spinning." "Hey, who won in that last film anyway, the good guys or the giant cucumber from Venus?" "[CLATTER]" "Hey, guys, listen." "[CLATTER]" "That dude's ripping off that car!" "Hi." "Uh, this ain't exactly your property, bub." "After him!" "All right, lawbreaker, halt!" "You're no match for Cheeseburger Man." "Cheeseburger Man?" "It's no use running, miscreant!" "My all-beef grenade will stop you!" "Tell me I'm imagining this." "And my 100% processed American cheese food lariat will make sure you don't get away." "Ha ha!" "Another criminal is served up on a bun by Cheeseburger Man!" "Hey, hey, hey." "What are we doing here?" "Who are you supposed to be, the Super Sailors?" "No, we're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Sailors-- uh, uh, Turtles." "And we're the city's numero uno heroes." "Not anymore, bub." "Would you mind explaining that statement?" "It's obvious you guys don't watch much television." "Are you kidding?" "That's all we ever do." "Fellow dudes, I think while we were watching all those videotapes, we missed some ultra-weird thing on the news." "We'd better go get an update from April." "[IRMA] Boy, have you guys been out of it." "The whole city's been turned upside-down." "By what?" "By the contest to find the world's greatest superhero." "Who in their right mind sponsors a contest like that?" "J. Gordon Hungerdunger, that's who." "J. Gordon H-Hungerdunger?" "The world's most famous rich dude?" "Gosh, there must be quite a prize for people to run around dressed like cheeseburgers." "You bet there is." "Look!" "You heard right, folks." "My men will be everywhere, scouting the city's finest do-gooders, and the most heroic hero of the lot will be given this:" "the world-famous Malaprop Diamond." "Crime has become a disease in this city, and I want to help find the cure." "Do you realize what we can do with that diamond?" "Oh, yeah." "We could sell it for a zillion dollars and buy lots of comic books." "And video games." "And-- Oh, shut up." "I could put that diamond to far better use:" "as a focusing crystal for my calcinator heat ray." "With it, we could cut the Technodrome free." "We must go to Earth and steal the diamond." "Impossible!" "Hungerdunger's mansion is more heavily guarded than Fort Knox!" "The only way to get it would be to win that contest." "[BURBLING]" "Stop smiling like that, Krang." "I hate it when you smile like that." "Shredder, you are going to get me that diamond by becoming a g-g... good guy." "Me?" "Never!" "I have my reputation to think of." "Oh, very well, then." "Bebop and Rocksteady will do it." "No way." "Bein' bad's more fun." "But here's your chance to beat the Turtles at their own game!" "Of course!" "A new costume, a little rocket power, and you two losers will suddenly be heroes." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Maybe we could even get our own TV series." "Yeah, and our own comic book." "Our own comic book?" "We'll do it!" "We'll do it!" "But why offer a diamond to the city's greatest superhero?" "It doesn't make sense." "It's weirder than that." "I had Irma check all the gem registries." "Yeah, and as far as I can tell, the Malaprop Diamond doesn't even exist." "There is something mondo bizarro about all this, dudes." "[CAR HORN HONKS]" "Hey, that lady needs help." "Have no fear!" "News Man is here!" "News Man?" "Yeah." "I can't wait to meet his sidekick," "Weather Boy." "[DONATELLO] That looks like Vernon." "Oh, don't tell me you're trying to be a superhero, too." "But Vernon doesn't know anything about being a hero." "So?" "He doesn't know anything about being a reporter, either." "Yeah." "Being a hero is a job for us young urban professionals." "Leave me alone!" "Hi-yah!" "Whoa!" "Ohh..." "Hey!" "Come back!" "I'm trying to be helpful!" "Come on." "We'd better keep an eye on him." "[MAN] Everything is proceeding according to plan, sir." "The would-be superheroes are turning this city upside-down, sir." "Hot dog!" "While everyone's running around like a bunch of cockeyed coyotes," "I'm a-gonna take over this town." "[SLURP]" "That's it, boys." "Go put that stuff in the reservoirs." "Very good, sir." "Where'd Vernon go?" "I don't know, but we've got to find him before he hurts himself." "Yeah." "He might trip over his cape." "Look!" "It's some kind of robbery." "All right, we know you're in there." "Come out with your hands up." "This is a job for News Man!" "Faster than a speeding bulletin, able to do The Locomotion in a single bound." "Oh, no!" "We've got to stop him before he gets into some serioso trouble." "Or before every criminal in town keels over laughing." "Come on. [SNORT]" "We've got to get into these monkey suits." "All right, you criminals, your number's up." "Oh!" "oops." "I must have the wrong address." "Come on, Vernon." "You're clearing out of here." "N-No problem." "Now stay put." "We'll handle these guys." "[ROCKSTEADY] Get ready for the city's newest superhero." "Oh, what now?" "[GASPING]" "Rhino Man!" "And his trust sidekick Mighty Hog." "Hey!" "I thought you was gonna be the trusty sidekick." "Bebop and Rocksteady as good guys?" "This is one of those stories where we wake up at the end and it was all a dream, right?" "I got bad news for you, Raphael." "They're for real!" "Have no fear." "Rhino Man is here!" "With his trusty sidekick Mighty Hog." "All right, you clowns, knock it off." "You aren't fooling anybody." "Why, whatever are you talking about?" "We just want to assist in the never-ending fight against evil." "Okay, you bad guys, the heroes is coming to get you." "[CHEERING, WHISTLING]" "Here you go, Officer." "Make sure they get a nice comfy cell in the city jail." "Cut the act, Rocksteady." "You're up to something, and we want to know what it is." "Back off, weirdo." "This guy is the only one of you so-called superheroes to actually bring a criminal to justice." "Yay!" "Will you look at that?" "They really love those two goons." "Come, Mighty Hog." "It is time to go on patrol." "[CRASH]" "Oh, gee, I still ain't got the hang of these here jet packs." "Come on." "We got to meet up with the boss." "Boy, whoever thought those two creeps would become the heroes of the city?" "Yeah." "It's enough to make you want to move to the country." "If Bebop and Rocksteady are gonna be heroes, then I'm hanging up my shell." "Let's talk with Master Splinter about all this first, Raphael." "Hmm." "Now, there's something you don't see every day." "Excuse me." "Whoa. you meet the weirdest dudes in the sewers." "Now where could those two idiots have gotten to?" "[ROCKSTEADY] Here we come, boss!" "Ow!" "Why don't you morons watch where you're flying?" "Uh, sorry, boss." "These jet packs are tricky." "So what now?" "I'll monitor the police broadcast with this scanner." "We'll know whenever a crime is being committed." "So we can go join in on the fun?" "No, you addled-brained airhead!" "So you can stop it!" "Oh, yeah." "Right." "There's a man speeding on 10th Avenue." "Go stop him." "Right, boss." "[COUGH COUGH]" "Oh, those morons!" "I should have handled this hero business myself, but I'd rather eat Brussels sprouts for a week than be a do-gooder." "[HONK HONK]" "There he goes." "All right, fella, freeze!" "Okay." "Don't say we didn't warn you." "And don't do it again." "[SHREDDER] There's a bomb at the civic building." "We're on it, boss." "10-4." "Everybody, stay back." "This building could explode at any moment." "Oof!" "Why, it's Rhino Man!" "And his trusty sidekick Mighty Hog." "We'll handle this." "[CROWD CHEERS]" "You saved the city." "How can we ever thank you?" "Uh, paying out doctor bills would be nice." "No, no, Mighty Hog." "It's all in a day's work for Rhino Man!" "[CRASH]" "Oh, this hero business is giving me a headache." "[LEONARDO] I'm telling you, those two punks are up to no good." "We've got to stop 'em somehow." "But we can' t fight them when they're upholding the law." "Oh, this is a fine time to be logical." "Do you realize that next week this show may be called" "The Adventures of Bebop and Rocksteady?" "It is obvious they intend to win the contest." "It is also obvious that Shredder is behind this." "But what would Shredder want with a diamond?" "Well, he could use it as a giant drill bit or the crystal for some kind of heat ray." "Or as an engagement ring for King Kong." "But April said the diamond's probably bogus anyway." "This whole contest is perhaps the greatest mystery." "What do you know about this J. Gordon Hungerdunger?" "Nothing, really, except that he's rich." "I cannot help feeling that he is far more dangerous than Bebop and Rocksteady at this moment." "Sounds to me like we'd better find out some more about this Hungerdunger guy." "Ahem." "My fellow citizens, as your new emperor" "The contents of the canisters have all been delivered, sir." "Hot diggety!" "In a little while, I'll have this town wrapped up tighter than a hogtied steer, which means it's time to wrap up this dang-fool superhero contest." "But, sir, I thought the contest was just a diversion so we could sabotage the city's water supply." "Of course it was." "But if you'll pardon me asking, sir, why bother naming a winner?" "The juice in those canisters won't affect everybody." "I'll need the world's greatest superhero as my chief enforcer." "[SHREDDER] Head for West 57th and stop a robbery in progress." "I'll meet you there." "Oh, this is getting monotonous." "Rhino Man!" "I surrender!" "Oh, okay, lawbreaker, you're under arrest." "You have the right to blah, blah, blah." "Aw. [SNORT] Ain't it cute?" "Put it back." "Gee, I hate being a good guy." "Yeah, when do we get that stinking diamond so we can do some damage?" "I'm beginning to think this whole contest is phony." "It's obviously some kind of a--ooh!" "I say, down there." "Congratulations." "You've won the contest." "Oh, I hate being wrong." "Rhino Man, sidekick Mighty Hog," "We're going straight to the mansion for the presentation ceremony." "And who do you think you are?" "I'm their business manager." "Do you have a problem with that?" "No, no, not really." "[APRIL] Hungerdunger has only one interest." "Aside from making money." "And that is?" "City politics." "He's run for Mayor several times." "Two years ago, he even tried to buy the city." "But he's never been able to win an election." "That's all very interesting, but it doesn't explain why he's holding this contest." "With a diamond reward that doesn't even exist." "Well, thanks, April." "It's been confusing." "The more we find out, the less sense everything makes." "[SLURP]" "Ah." "That was-- a mind-numbing experience." "Hey, Vernon, what's the matter?" "Yeah, dude, speak to us." "His mind is gone." "How can you tell?" "Drinking that water must have turned him into some kind of zombie." "We'd better warn April and Irma." "April, don't drink any-- Oh, no." "[MICHELANGELO] They're zombies, too." "They've been turned into zombies." "Well, that's what happens when you work in television too long." "We must await orders from Hungerdunger." "Yes." "Hungerdunger is our leader now." "They've been turned into Hungerdunger zombies." "Whoa, and that's the worst kind." "Suddenly this is all making sense." "Hungerdunger's going to rule the city by putting some kind of zombie serum in the water." "While the whole city's been distracted by the superhero contest." "What kind if idiots would get so distracted that they wouldn't notice the water being sabotaged right under our noses?" "We would." "What?" "That weird guy we saw pushing a metal canister through the sewers, remember?" "He must have been one of Hungerdunger's men." "Then we've got to get to Hungerdunger's mansion." "Why?" "Because that's where we'll find the antidote to that zombie serum." "What antidote, dude?" "There's got to be an antidote." "Otherwise, Hungerdunger and his men would become zombies, too." "And we've got to hurry." "Everyone who drinks water becomes another one of Hungerdunger's zombies." "[MICHELANGELO] Whoa, there must be a lot of thirsty people out there." "[CHANTING] Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger," "Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger..." "My two, uh, clients have proved their worth." "Give them the diamond now!" "They've certainly earned it." "Oh, at last." "At last!" "Now hold on a moment, son." "Those two boys earned that diamond, not you." "They're the heroes." "You're just their manager." "And I want them to meet their public first." "Sir, I suggest we dispense with these do-gooders before they make trouble." "No." "I want them in my power." "Fetch 'em something to drink." "Folks, I want y'all to meet the city's greatest hero:" "Rhino Nose." "That's Man." "And his trusty sidekick Warthog Boy." "The name's Mighty Hog." "Now, now, I know you fellas are just itchin' to go out and fight more crime, but first, a sparkling water toast to your great success." "[DONATELLO] Not so fast, Tex." "We've come for those three goons and the antidote." "Who--Who are those fellows?" "[SHREDDER] It's those accursed Turtles!" "The worst criminals in all the land." "But as the city's greatest heroes," "I order you to stop them." "With pleasure." "Remember, son, they're the heroes." "You're just the deputy." "Ohh!" "[LEONARDO] Here they come!" "Okay, you Turtles, get ready to deal with the real heroes!" "We're gonna make this town safe from do-gooders like you." "[DONATELLO] If he hits the blimp, we're gonna make a very hard landing." "Like, where did he go?" "It's time for your final descent." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Oh, man!" "Yikes!" "Whoa!" "You little creep!" "Whoa!" "[SNORT]" "This'll burst your balloon, Turtles!" "Uh, fellas," "I think we've sprung a little leak." "Then let's bail out!" "[ROCKSTEADY] Maybe this wasn't such a hot idea." "Whoa!" "Aah--Woo!" "Oof!" "Fancy meeting you here." "[HUNGERDUNGER] Well, if your boys, can't stop those turtles," "I will!" "Why do I have the feeling if those rays hit us, we won't fall in love?" "Donatello, take 'en out!" "Let's pay these creeps a house call." "[GUNS COCKING]" "Uh-oh." "Looks like we're about to get some serious service." "Destroy those turtles." "As you wish, sir." "Whoa!" "Watch it!" "Look out!" "We've got to put those guys out of commission fast." "Then we have no choice but to use the oldest trick in the book." "[GRUNT]" "Whoa!" "Hi-yah!" "Hi-yah!" "Oof!" "Hold it right there, partner." "Where's that antidote?" "Uh...the diamond." "What do you mean, the diamond?" "The antidote's in the diamond." "Oh, no!" "I suppose this wouldn't be the best time to mention that we haven't seen much of Shredder lately." "At last, the Malaprop Diamond is ours!" "Krang, activate the portal." "In a few moments, the calcinator heat ray will be activated!" "Go, green machine!" "You wretched turtles!" "I'll teach you to mess with me!" "You don't have to." "We've been messing with you for years!" "Now, Turtle," "I'll finish you with my bare hand." "Hey, Shredder, catch!" "Krang, install the diamond." "Bebop, Rocksteady, man the controls." "I'm going to reopen the portal and blast those turtles to bits!" "Why did you give him the diamond without a fight, Donatello?" "Because I already got the antidote." "Besides, it was just a glass beaker that looked like a diamond." "That calcinator heat ray will never work." "Uh-oh." "I've got a feeling we're gonna find out in about two seconds." "Now, Turtles, meet your doom!" "Do it, Bebop." "[BEBOP] You little creeps!" "What did I tell you?" "Donatello, I'll never doubt you again." "I don't believe it!" "All that work for a fake diamond!" "Well, at least something good came out of it, boss." "That's right." "Me and Bebop have learned our lesson." "We are never going straight again." "When the antidote was placed in the water supply, people everywhere returned to normal, thanks to the city's real heroes:" "the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." "Boy, am I glad that's over." "It was getting so the streets weren't safe for real crime fighters like us." "And I'm specially glad that Bebop and Rocksteady aren't trying to be heroes anymore." "Yes, but they're still bad." "Well, that's okay." "A bad Bebop I can handle, but a good Bebop is most repulsioso." "Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc." "Burbank, CA"