"Following months of high rainfall the river Seine begins to rise more rapidly than normal." "Over the course of the last week thousands of" "Parisians living nearby the river have already evacuated." "To continue moving throughout the city, residents travel by boat, or across a series of wooden walkways built by Parisians themselves." "The water reaches a height of 20 feet above the normal." "The Eiffel Tower has wet feet and it's only on the Montmartre Hill that that people could stay a little dry..." "Emile, hey!" "Over here...!" "Let me take that." "Thanks." "You know, Emile, I only have one regret." "You do...?" "What?" "Well, it took you two years to ask me for a date." "I was scared you'd say no." "Oh, Emile, I wish I had known!" "All that time wasted." "Maud, my darling, don't let your mind dwell on that." "The past is passed, the future is ours." "Nothing... nothing can come between us now..." "Haha... it's show time...!" "What do you got?" "It's a dragon!" "What on earth does a dragon doing in France?" "What on earth does a dragon doing on earth?" "Oh, no!" "Come on" "'Monster in Paris'" "Hello Raoul!" "Well hello, Maud, look at you." "Petite as always." "That's such a lovely dress." "What is that?" "Kind of an eggplant?" "Oh, thank you, I think it's more of a purple." "More of an eggplant, I think." "Is Emile in?" "I have something for him..." "Oh, I guess is..." "like an eggplant." "Oh, the new movie has come." "He'll be so excited, it's his idol." " Hey Emile..." " Hey Raoul..." " Catch this!" "That's embarrassing..." "Come on, come on, quick..." "Okay, I'm not looking." "Can't see anything now." "Going somewhere, Emile?" "I have to go to Barby's to find a new belt." " Obviously..." " Oh, no no no... no..." "A belt for my projector." "Since when do you put pants on your projector?" " Pants on my projector?" " Yeah, because you... never mind." "Do you need a lift?" "It's on my route." "Catherine is right." "How...!" "Catherine!" "Come on!" "Could you stop that?" "Sorry... come here!" "I... swell, see you later..." "at the screening?" "Yes, yes, yes, you will..." "You know, Maud..." "I, I..." "I was wondering." "If, if you don't mind..." "Maybe... maybe you would..." "Yes!" "Of course I would." "You would?" "Yes, I will gladly take that reel back to your room, no problem." "Aah, yes, that..." "Yes, of course, I mean... thank you." "I.. over him." "Thank you, Maud!" "Anything else, Emile?" "Yes..." "Well, I..." "I..." "I thought perhaps..." "if after... the screen..." "Emile, buddy, let's shake a leg." "I'm on a schedule here!" "You'll have plenty of time to woo Maud when you're back." "Bye!" " Well..." "Thank you very much Raoul." " Well, you're very welcome, Emile." "Eh... for what?" "." "But I, I was talking to her and you ruined it." "You little devil!" "You finally decided to ask her out, didn't you?" "No, it's so complicated." "What's so complicated?" "You ask her out... she swoons..." "she says yes..." "She swoon back." "You're sealed, you're on a date." "It is not that simple..." "Everytime I see her, my tongue kind of gets glued on top of my mouth." "Which is why you write her a letter." "Only thing you have to glue then is an envelope." "There?" "That's not a bad idea." "Of course it's not a bad idea." "It's a great idea." "I had it." "I'll help you if you want." " I get a way with words, as you know." " Of that I do know." "But do you know much about love?" "Do I?" "O-oh... oh you are adorable..." "Do I know about love?" "Do you have any idea what they say around Paris?" "When Raoul is on the prowl, the kiddy cats all... meow..." " Oh, that does rhyme..." " It better than rhymes, my friend." "Hello, Madame, I hope you're not feeling too scrambled today." "Where are... where are my eggs?" "It's not that I don't trust you Raoul, but the way you drive," "I figured it is saver to deliver the eggs with a little padding." " Aah..." " Great." "Raoul, are you okay?" "No complaining... just allergies." "Sorry, honey!" "You drive very fast!" "I know...!" "Ever since Catherine runs on sunflowers oil, she really flies!" "Speaking of flies, your coat..." "it's very itchy." "It feels like... straw?" "Straw?" "Are you kidding?" "What I paid for this?" "Huh-oh, Emile..." "This is genuine one hundred percent..." "Rare." "Thank you Raoul." "Don't mention it, big man..." "See you later..." "Hey!" "Watch where you're going!" "Here!" "A brand new secondhand belt." "Anything else?" " Maybe." " She's a beauty, isn't she?" "Oh... yes." "What's that?" "What is that?" "That is the future." "No!" "That!" "Is it straw?" "No, okay, now... back to the future." "You see, no more blisters, no more dirty clothes..." "All comfort, no effort." "That's the future." "Okay, but what does it do?" "What does it do?" "It does..." "Well..." "Bye bye now, thank you." " Thank you!" " Bye!" "Oh..." "I can't... oh, look..." "That's my camera!" "Why... he's running away...!" "Thief...!" "Thief!" "My camera!" "You're not supposed to do that." "Fantastic!" "It works great yesterday." "Okay, maybe if I just press..." "One" "Two" "And it's supposed to do that?" "Ra-Raoul, thank you, thank you so much." "You saved my life..." "I did?" "Yes..." "look!" "And three, and I meant to do that." "Now we're all nice and warmed up." "Let's deliver those babies." "I don't know if I can." "It's just I don't want to be late." "Don't worry, we're gonna get there in a flash." "Wow...!" "You gonna know the Professor is a real character, way ahead of his time, a real visionary, a little like myself." "Too bad he never lets me see his work." "Maybe he's shy." "Yes, maybe..." "Professor!" "Oh, apparently very shy." "Okay, what do we got?" "Dear Raoul, I am in New York for a conference." "Just leave the peat outside." "In my absence, Charles will take care of it." "Who's Charles?" "Charles.. go on." "Oh... oh, Charles, assistant botanist." "Hello Charles." "Charles, now let's get those bags inside." "We don't want them to get wet, right Charles?" "What?" "Okay, now that you're inside just leave the peat at the door." "Whatever you do, don't...!" "touch anything" "Thank you, good day...!" "Okay... okay!" "Forget it." "Charles seems to know you pretty well." "Yeah... yeah." "Another job well done, for peat's sake, right?" "Because it's peat, you get it?" "You get it... pete's sake?" "You're a monkey..." "Alright, ready for a quick tour?" "But the monkey said we're not supposed to." "Monkey said, come on... you could film it." "Imagine your own jungle movie." "I play the bright explorer..." "what do you think?" "You think I could?" "...Haha... you are..." "Yeah, of course!" "Let's go do it!" "Right... we call him..." "let's call him Jeff." "With my companion Charlie, we're going to save this damsel from the dark regions of the jungle..." "God Almighty..." "look at that monster!" " What?" "What kind of tree is that?" "Well that, Emile, is an extremist Gigantis Circus, you know..." "Sparagus.." "Actually it's a Sequoia..." " Sequoia, yeah... you call it a Sequoia?" " You prefer the generic name?" "Oh my God..." "look at that." "It's the Professor's work..." "Emile, Emile..." "come and get a shot of me." "Okay... what do we have here..." "do not use?" "Let's see what it does..." " Are you filming?" " Yes... but it's just to..." "No, no, of course..." "Right... okay... next..." "How about this one?" "Atomize a Tune, Atomize a Tune..." "Good name... out of love..." "for more melodious voice." "It's incredible!" "That's amazing..." "Charles has a lovely singing voice." "Alright, let's try this one." "Super fertilizer..." "Unstable... okay... now what I need is a little seed, and this charge here, a tiny drop or two and then we wait..." "We continue to wait..." "And we wait." "Next one..." "This one's a dud..." "Maybe you need to water it." "It's a good idea, Emile..." "Very disappointing, Professor..." "Okay..." "Next." "Why not invent anything that actually works...?" "Did you get that?" "I did... all of it." "Sunflower that big must produce tons of oil!" "This could cut Catherine's fuel budget by ten!" "Emile, this must be my lucky day!" "Emile!" "Raoul...?" "Raoul...!" "Raoul, you're okay?" "Yeah, yeah..." "I think the coat saved my life..." "Emile..." "Emile!" "I'm okay, I'm okay." "Oh..." "Good... good." "Charles, where's Charles?" "Charles?" "Right!" "Good!" "Charles is fine, you're fine," "I'm fine." "The plants are fine, everything's fine." "So... we'll be going now..." "Goodnight!" "It's been a pleasure." "Raoul, you didn't see something strange in there, did you?" "You mean besides a singing monkey, a fifty foot sunflower, and vials of potion that almost killed us?" "No... you see anything?" "You mean you didn't see a 7 foot creature with big red bug-eyes, 4 arms and spikes all over his body?" "Emile, I think somebody has been watching too many movies." "Do you think?" "Yes, my friend..." "Eh... say Madame Carlotta, have you told Lucille about my songs yet?" "Water goes where water goes..." "What do they think I am..." "Moses?" "Am I supposed to make miracles?" "Er... no, but perhaps some boats, more walkways, shelters for the poor... blankets." "Forget blankets!" "What's needed here is... diversion." "Oh, yes, perfect, we can divert the water..." "Not water, Pâté... their minds...!" "We need to get their minds out of the wet and on to something big!" "Something that will wash this headline away and replace it with something that will grab their imagination..." "Like what?" "I don't know... something that will have some pizzaz... something that will POP!" " Wow...!" " No..." "Don't give me that..." "What...?" "Not my fault... whatever..." "Commissioner Maynott, Captain Pâté..." "I trust everything is to your liking?" "Oh yes, my dear Carlotta... yes..." "Yes, of course it is, isn't it?" "One step from perfection..." "all that is needed." "Now is for your angel, the niece, to accept my invitation..." "with my compliments." "Oh, commissioner, what an honor." "I'm sure she'll be delighted..." "Speak of the devil..." "She's resplendent, so confident" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "I realize I'm hypnotized" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "I hear the moon singing' a tune" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "Is she devine?" "Is it the wine?" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "That's how we love, the Seine and I" "Not interested..." "Everybody needs somebody, even you!" "You look at the commissioner, he's successful, he's a national figure." "He's pompous..." " He has a medal of honor..." " He's boring..." "People respect him." "He's got nice hair... oh, I love his hair." "He smells good, doesn't he?" "He's attractive." "He's not my type!" "Not your type!" "Okay, maybe not yet." "But you meet him, you're nice..." "and he becomes your type." "Perhaps you smile that wonderful smile of yours, and who knows?" "Come on, Let me see it." "Ah!" "Perfect." "What a singer and what a woman!" "What do you mean 'what a woman'?" "I'm wondering... would you be jealous?" " Oh, dear..." " What?" "I'll take care of that." "What's wrong?" "Uhh..." "Something touched me..!" "Oh... don't worry, dear." "It won't attack a larger animal." "Run...?" "...No no no no... aagh...!" "...Run... run...!" "Oh, horrible!" "Seven feet tall!" "Razor sharp teeth!" "Horrible!" "Yeah, of course..." "Sign here." "How's it going with that sketch?" " Wait" " He's gettin' good, huh?" "Let's see here..." "what could rhyme with great destiny?" "Ah yes..." "I know... me!" "Come in." "Pâté, what in the world are you wearing?" "It's all part of a new fitness campaign for lead officers." "I have agreed to lead the rapid response bicycle unit." "Brilliant..." "Anything new?" "Well..." "It's just is a theory, but..." "Here is where the store window was smashed." "Yeah..." "Here is where the children were traumatized." "Okay..." "Here is where the horse was stampeded through the lingerie shaft." "See what I'm getting at?" "Actually... no." "There is a pattern, a logical progression... leading... all the way to... here!" "And...?" "Well, I would like permission to do a more thorough investigation..." "Sir." "Yes, of course." "Investigate away!" "Let the public see that we are men of action." "Thank you, Sir, thank you." "But don't be too quick at solving the case, Pâté." "But, Sir, I should think the quicker the better." "We are on the verge of a catastrophy." "Well you see catastrophy..." "I see opportunity." "You see, my dear captain?" "When people are frightened they need protection." "They need someone that they can turn to." "Someone to believe in... a saviour." "A hero!" "In other words, they need... me!" " Can you say hello for me?" " Sure." "No, don't... you don't have to... no, I mean... well, if you..." " Okay..." " Well, anything... darling, wait... stop..." "Let me take a look!" "Oh... perfect!" "What's that?" "A strange creature has been seen in the streets of Paris... the beast is 7 feet high, is extremely hairy and has 2 big and red eyes..." "Under those circumstances we recommend all citizens not to go out alone at night..." "Oh, great..." "Be cautious and do not panic..." "You scared me!" "What are you doing here?" "You scared me and I'm working here." "Well, I hope nothing is broken." "No, I'm fine..." "Talking about the champagne, you idiot!" "Look at me, I'm a mess!" "There comes the drama Queen." "Come on, it's nothing..." "Give me that, you're making it worse!" "Oh, great!" "Now I have to change again." "Not a bad idea." "Brown is definitely not your color." "I see... you're an fashion expert now." "Very credible with that straw coat on." "It's not straw." "I see, nothing has changed... still the same bird brain when you're in first grade." "And you're still... so are you!" "What a repartee...!" "'What a repartee' 'I'm so smart, I use words like repartee'" "Look at me, look at how amazing I am. "" "'I'm so dumb." "Oh, I'd fell on my butt again'" " 'I'm a star, I'm a Princess, but I sing like'" " A frog!" " Oh..." "I get it." " You get what?" "You're jealous." "Oh yeah, I'm jealous." "You're jealous of my success..." "then makes you feel small." " Listen, honey." " Don't you 'honey' me." "Listen, honey..." "I'm doing just fine, okay." "Women like me." "Men want to be me." "Men want to be with the women who like me." "...and the women eh..." "want to be... the men that want to be with me... eh" "I'm popular and creative." "Creative?" "You mean that piece of junk?" "Don't you... don't you dare bring Catherine into this..." "If you want to see popular and creative, come see my show one night." "Ah, wait... you can't..." "We don't accept losers..." "Ah... good one." "Oh, pardon me, you royal pain in the butt." "I didn't realize you had to win the medal of honor to gain entrance to the cheese hall." "In your case, the only way you will be admitted is if you show up with that medal pinned to your chest." "It would look great on your lovely straw coat." "It's not!" "It's not!" "...it's not straw..." "Ah... and one more thing." "If you come with that medal, the best table would be waiting along with all the champagne you can drink." "On the house!" "Albert, can you come and get the champagne instead?" " I'm in the bath room!" " Now!" " Okay... okay..." "Bastard!" "There is a monster in Paris!" "People are scared..." "Give me one!" "Here..." "Thanks..." "How is it going over there?" "I'm close..." "Let's see... okay..." "Wait a minute, what is this?" "Oh, my God..." "This is a nightmare..." "Aah..." "Emile, it is a nightmare!" "I've lost all my clients." "What's that?" "It... it's the monster!" "The monster that we created." "Yes, our own monster!" "He's got your eyes and wide hairy legs!" "What are we gonna do?" "Everything's fine, nothing happened..." "It's not our fault." "Besides, nobody knows we were there." "Could've been anybody..." "could've been anybody.." "Sorry to interrupt the show, gentlemen..." "But I think you're about to be the stars of the next feature..." "It's called the interrogation." "The way I see it, humanity is divided in two different categories..." "The faceless and nameless masses, living their lives like cockroaches..." "And those with... with a great destiny..." "those like you... and me..." "You're very kind, commissioner, but I'm just a singer." "Wow, don't be modest, you see, I'm..." "I'm due to inaugerate the new railway." "Everybody will talk about it and I would be honored to have you open the event and stand by my side, because you're not just a singer." "You're a star... shining brighter than all others... lighting the way to a..." "a brilliant future... for you, for me, for us..." "That's very nice of you, but don't you think it's a little early to refer to us as 'us'?" "Excuse me..." "Yes, Pâté..." " I don't mean to interrupt, but I have extremely important news." " What?" "The monster..." "I have three suspects." "Now if you look very closely..." "right here, just before the explosion, see that little black dot?" "It's a flea from the monkey's fur." "I believe that the combination of these potions... turned it into... the monster." "Bravo, Pâté!" "Bravo...!" "A giant flea!" "This is exactly what I've been looking for..." "Ha ha ha ha...!" "Excuse me, Sir..." "I'm just starting out life..." "I don't want to go to jail." "Prison is a little growth market for home deliveries." "Arrest the monkey!" "It was his flea..." "Prison?" "Who said anything about prison?" "This is a story about heroes!" "Heroes don't go to prison." "But, Sir, they are guilty." "Guilty of what?" "Of giving me a chance to show the public where they can place their trust?" "No, no!" "They do not deserve to go to prison." "They deserve to be celebrated..." "to be honored." "They deserve..." " Huh?" " Here... pick one." "Well, would you have a medal of honor in there, by any chance... huh?" "When I can take no more, I take a great big snore..." "I fall asleep that Easter and wake up at Easter, one year later..!" "So?" "Eh... right." "Thank you,Albert..." "I..." "look, I'll be honest with you." "What... you don't like that one?" "This one perhaps." "Albert..." "Albert!" "The song isn't the problem." "What is the problem, then?" "I have a talent!" "All my friends say so." "All I need is someone to give me a big break." "That's all!" "That... or some new friends." "It's just me, but I have to go, sweetie, but I have to run." "You'll tell me about it, right?" "Tell you what?" "You know, how it went with the commissioner." "Right?" "Oh... right..." "Okay, good..." "I can't wait." " Look..." "Albert, thank you." " Don't bother." "I know, I'm too original for a place like this." "Too avant garde." "You took the words right out of my mouth." " That's what I am." " That's what you are." " So avant garde." " Of course you are." " So out of here." " Bye now." "She is jealous, that's what she is." "She's stuck in a little bourgeois dance hall tunes, while I'm blazing a trail..." "It scares her!" "True talent scares her..." "Who's there?" "Open the door!" "Open up!" "It's me, Albert, open the door!" "Help!" "Listen, Albert..." "Oh, my God!" "Are you okay?" "Did I hurt you?" "I am really sorry." "Let me see." "No...!" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "It's a nightmare..." "I'll wake up..." "I'll wake up..." "I'll wake up!" "I hide my light inside a cloak of night" "Beneath the red scarf and a chapeaux" "The pearl of my heart locked within a shell too afraid to let it go, to let it show and all the headlines read for the whole world to see" "A Monster in Paris" "I fall apart, I fall apart, apparently" "I did appear beneath the light yes it was me" "A Monster in Paris" "I hide my pain inside a melody it's as if notes I sing will set me free" "I keep all my dreams under a lock and key" "I'm so afraid that they will fly, away from me" "A Monster in Paris" "A Monster in Paris" "A Monster in Paris..." "Do you... do you have a name?" "How about Francoeur?" "It means honest heart..." "Follow me..." "There... be patient." "I'm nearly done." "Wait here... alright." "This... okay..." "Oh!" "That could work." "Why not... why not?" "What about this one?" "Hmm... too eccentric." "I know." "Don't move... don't move." "Almost done." "There you go." "Sorry..." "Your arms, Francoeur." "There!" "Perfect." "The police will never recognize you now." "Now... if you'll excuse me, it's my turn." "Are you okay?" "That's called the guitar." "It's very hard to play." "There's a surprise for you out front, sweetie." "I'll be right there." "Whatever you do, don't make a sound." "Okay?" "I'll be right back." " Good evening, miss Lucille." " Good evening." "Well, well... twinkle twinkle, little Star." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, my dear." "We came to see your so-called... show." "Say, Emile." "What's that on your lapel?" "Oh, I do believe it's the Medal of Honor, Raoul." "Well, Emile, what a coincidence." "I happen to have one too." "What?" "Where did you steal this?" "No, no, we didn't steal them." "They're from commissioner Maynott." "Really?" "Hold on... wait, what is that?" "Do you hear something?" "I hear a voice:" "'If you get the medal of honor you'll get the best seat in the house'" "Sound familiar?" " Albert!" " What?" "Show these gentlemen to the best seat in the house." "Why me?" "Enjoy the show, if you even know what you're watching." "Bye..." "Emm..." "You two know each other?" "Ohh... yes." "I mean, uh... yes." "...Oohh, he's such a..." " Francoeur, what...?" " Darling, he's brilliant." " I can explain." " Genius, there's no explanation, my dear." "I've never been so transported." "Where did you find him?" "He... just pop in." "Well, he is a perfect fit for your sweet, sweet voice." "I'm going to inform the rest of the musicians." " I really don't think..." " History will be made tonight." "I can feel it." "What part of 'don't make a sound' did you not understand?" "Thank you my good man, thank you." "Don't mention it." "C'mon, buddy, relax..." "loose the coat." "Now... okay." "Oh, what's this?" "' Dear Maud... '" "Don't!" "Give me that." "Darn!" "You took amy advice!" "You darn let him to get it in you..." "Give me that now!" "No, no no no no...!" "I'd really like..." "Stop reading that." " Date?" " No..." "Where?" "I don't know, just please give me that back..." "I will tell everyone that you're in love with Lucille...!" "Are you crazy?" "Me, that woman?" "How can you even think that?" " It's so obvious." " You're so obvious." "And now, ladies and gentlemen," "Francoeur... it's with the greatest pleasure..." "Hurry!" "that I give to you..." "Francoeur... move!" "Lucille...!" "Good evening!" "Welcome to the 'Rare Bird'." "It's... it's so good to see you out tonight." "We're... delighted to introduce a brilliant new talent, the master of the guitar all the way from... somewhere else." "The supreme virtuoso, Mr. Francoeur...!" "Go on, sit with the band." "You'll be fine." "She's resplendent, so confident" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "I realize I'm hypnotized" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "I hear the moon singing a tune" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "Is she devine?" "Is it the wine?" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "I feel alive when I'm beside" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "From this angle like an angel" "La Seine, La Seine, La Seine" "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "I don't know, don't know, so don't ask me why" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "Upon the bridge" "My heart does beat" "Between the waves" "We will be saved" "The air we breathe" "Can you believe?" "Learn to forgive upon the bridge" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "That's how we are, the Seine and I" "You are amazing!" "Success like that deserves..." "the feathers." "I..." "I,m sorry..." "Ah... tell you what I don't deserve..." "You!" "Look..." "Lucille, I just really wanted to say..." "I thought that the high notes were... were high, the low notes were..." "low, and you know, the whole thing was a..." "it was a... you know... it was a..." "Magic!" "Yeah, exactly!" "It was magic." "And you... you" "You are... huge!" "It was really very good, miss Lucille." "Thank you." "Eh... sir...?" "Ouch!" "Hey!" "Hey, that hurts!" "Ssst!" "What do you mean?" "It... it's the... the Monster!" "He's not a monster..." "What about the eyewitnesses?" "And all the destruction?" "When people panicked they say all sorts of things." "He may be a giant flea, but he won't hurt even any fly." "Look at him." "And his voice, have you ever heard anything so sweet?" "Eh... we have once..." "Yeah... by a monkey." "Oh, honey bee...!" "Are you ready?" "You are back in 2 minutes..." "I'll be right there!" "Wonderful sweetheart, don't be too long." "Why..." "I guess he does look pretty laid back for a monster..." "Yes, Emile, okay, here's what we do..." "We introduce him to the commissioner tomorrow at the press conference." "We clear the entire thing up." "What do you think?" "What press conference?" "I will pulverize..." "I will crush it!" "Send it back to hell from whence it came." "Ah, commissioner, how do you propose to kill it?" "Why...?" "With... with water!" "See... fleas cannot not live in water." "At the moment, as fate would have it, Paris is full of water... which is why I have not moved more aggresively to drain the streets." "Water is my weapon of choice..." "When I find the beast, I will take and drown it." "Commissioner... commissioner, very commendable." "But how are you going to drown the monster when you can't even find it?" "Oh, I will find it, alright." "As a matter of fact I am using this press conference to announce a reward for the first person to offer any information that leads to the discovery and death of this menace to our peace and happiness..." " Eh..." "Sir..." " Yes..." "I have information..." "Excellent, excellent, please... come up." "Oh, that little rat!" "He's the one who's gonna get drowned when I get my hands on him." "We'll never get there before the police." "Are you kidding?" "There is no one alive who can beat Raoul when he drives..." " Oh, Emile!" " Maud!" "I heard about how brave you were..." " You did?" " Yeah, with that Medal of Honor, huh?" " It was nothing." " I don't think so." " Emile!" " Yea... yeah..." "I'm coming!" " I have to go... but... for you!" " Emile!" "Duty calls..." "Dear Maud..." "I'd really like a date..." "Saturday, 3:00 PM." "Yours affectionately, Emile..." "Saturday, 3:00 PM, but... where?" "C'mon..." "let's go!" "To the Cabaret..." "Ah, a monkey... this is not Noah's ark, you know." "Look, sweetheart, I didn't come to argue with you, I came to save you." " Save me?" " Let's go..." "Maynott, police..." " The Police what...?" " Yeagh!" "Hurry up!" "In here..." "Commissioner!" "What a surprise!" "For both of us, where is he?" " Who?" " The Monster!" "Oww!" "You're hurting me." "Not as much as you have hurt me." "Your words carry no weight with me any longer." "Now let's stop this little charade and at least have one moment of true honesty between us." " Where is it?" " Where is what?" "Ah, Sir, it's in there..." "First you accuse me without a shred of evidence, then you violate my private property..." "If you dare to enter my dressing room, You will have to find another singer..." "Consider it done!" "Nothing here..." "We've searched all over, Sir... nothing." " Really?" " I told you." "I'm eh..." "I'm confused..." "I do not know what to say." " I do, thank you." " Thank you...?" "For putting the public safety before your own, leading the charge to rid the streets of Paris of this terrible danger, wherever it may take you..." "It was right here!" "I have heard it!" "Arrest him!" "But... wha... what have I done?" "What have you done?" "Lying to the police." "Bearing false witness, malicious intent..." "Do you want me to go on...!" "?" "Take him away...!" "I didn't do anything...!" "My dear, I am mortified..." "You thought we're doing the right thing." "I would not blame you if you do not sing at the inaugeration, how..." "Of course, I will sing." "If for nothing else, to show you my support and admiration for all you have done for us." "Oh... oh, thank you, Mademoiselle." " Enjoy your day..." " And you." "Francoeur, Raoul..." "Okay, it's safe now." "You can come out." "Aah, Francoeur... there you are!" "Bravo, Lucille..." "I like your acting skills..." "Well, he can hide in my projection room." "No one ever goes up there..." "Until they do, and then we want to move him again..." "We need a more permanent solution." "Here... take that!" "God... that hurts!" "Only if we could shrink him down to his normal size..." "Then no one will ever find him!" "The smaller you are the less people look at you." "At least this has been my experience..." "There is only one person that could save Francoeur, and he is in New York right now." "Huhuh...but we don't need him..." "Lucille, no offense." "We're talking big time science here, okay?" "All I know is deliveries." "Emile's all about movies..." "You're an expert at show business, but, you know..." "Exactly." " I see, smart girl." " Thank you." "Excuse me, will someone tell me what you two are talking about?" "Ladies and gentlemen, come and see Paris from above..." "An uplifting experience!" "I...fellow citizens  along with this marvel I bring you something else..." "I bring you Hope!" "I bring you..." "Me!" "And so, it is with great pride, great expectation that I announce my candidacy for the post of mayor of Paris!" "But before I take on this momentous task, it is my great, great pleasure to present you... a symbol of this current greatness." "Ladies and gentlemen," "I give you..." "Lucille!" "The angel of Montmartre." "Lucille!" "My head was in the clouds and not a soul around" "In the blossom of youth so I live from the roofs of Paris" "as my bicycle flew down the avenue my heart could sing because it give me wings Wow..." "Got it?" " Sir, sir!" " Not now!" "I say... not now." "But Commissioner, it's the antidote for the monster!" "I've found it at the Professor's lab." "May I see that?" "Did you not hear my speech?" "I am the antidote!" "Scram!" "Oh my God!" "It's is the Monster!" "Over there!" "No...!" "Oh, I'm scared...!" "Oh, no!" "Don't shoot!" "You'll hit my angel." "The antidote!" "Throw it!" "Hey!" "Look, everybody." "It's the monster shrunk back to its flea size...!" " Oh, yes, kill him!" " For sure!" "The monster is dead, long live our hero!" "Long live Mayor Maynott...!" " Bravo!" " Long live Mayor Maynott!" "Why... why thank you, thank you." "I am thrilled, thank you, thank you." "... not at all... not at all..." " Commissioner!" " Yes..." "No...!" "Pâté... open the trap door." "I've been fooled...!" "Francoeur!" "Get out of here!" " Jump!" "Jump!" "Yeah, this is it..." "Hurry up... you must get out of here." "Out of the way!" "Move!" "Ugh..." "What?" "See you down below!" "What are you waiting for?" "Go and get him!" "Now!" "Raul, come on!" " Hey!" " Ready?" " Raoul... if we die, I'll kill you...!" " Okay." "Hold that car back up!" "Impossible Sir, the system is automated." "Once the doors are closed, you can't stop it." "Can't back up, eh, okay..." "Well, then... it will go down." "Let's go get Catherine." " Raoul...?" " Oh, no..." "Hahahaha...!" "Lucille...?" "Yeah and what about Raoul?" "Come on... he'll find us." "My bike!" "There you are... did you miss me?" "You hear that...!" "Thief...!" "Give me that!" "Hurry up!" "My position!" "Do you want to be a poster boy for the cycle core?" "Well, here is your big chance..." "Start... pedalling!" "Hey!" "Your ticket please..." " Stop that bus!" " Excuse us." "There you are..." "Come on!" "Welcome aboard!" "Here he comes!" "Raoul..." "Oh, my... are you okay?" "Don't!" "Am I hurt..." "Let's put him in the back." "Okay... hold on!" "You're under arrest." "Don't move!" "Guys, guys, guys... we got to go!" "Get in, quick..." "let's go!" "Come on... shake a leg." "Shake a leg!" "Stop right there, don't move!" "They're here, Raoul..." "Come on!" " Okay." " Come on, hurry up." "Onward... onward, man..." "Charles...?" "Got you!" "Show me some I.D.!" "Pardon me..." "What... what, what are you doing?" "Your coat!" "It's okay." "It was straw anyway..." "Oh, you thought you would escape me, did you?" "Haha!" " Emile?" " Yes." "Can you get rid of that thing?" "On the... out there?" " Please." " Okay." "Emile..." "Emile... be careful!" "Pâté!" "I need a bigger weapon!" "Of course, perfect." "To the Seine." "To the Seine, Pâté, to the Seine!" "I'll happily take you there, little lady, but there'is no one up there..." "There will be." "I'm sure of it." "Faster, Pâté!" "Imagine you within the Tour de France!" "I never plan in doing the Tour de France, Sir." "It's too tough..." "Precisely, it's easier." "There are no mountains." "Yeah!" "Head on, man, head on!" "The wheels are useless!" "I can't do it." "Oh, no!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my goods..." "Francoeur!" "Quick!" "We have to help him!" "We have to help ourselves first." "We're sinking!" "Emile!" "Emile!" "Aah... oh, I know." "Here we go..." "One... one... one..." "Sorry, but we're still sinking." "Maybe, but we're moving." "Up, down, up, down..." "Get us down, Pâté." "Get us down!" "Trying my best, Sir..." "Your best is not good enough!" "And voila!" "Safe and sound and dry." "Thanks to the great team, Raoul and Catherine." "Catherine!" "No!" "No... no... no..." " Emile!" " Maud!" "What are you..." "You know the monster that everyone is talking about?" "He's here!" "No, no, no... don't worry Maud." "We are here to protect him." "You protect a monster?" " Come on, Romeo." " Yeah, I'm coming." "I will be right back for you." "Wherever you go, I'm going!" "It's no good, Sir." "You're hopeless!" " I have to do everything myself." " Sir." "I don't mean to tell you what to do, Sir." "But don't you think, I mean, we should reconsider." "I mean that... that creature never really hurt anybody!" "That's not the point..." "Why are you talking in that ridiculous voice?" "It's the Helium, Sir." "The monster stands between me and the City Hall!" "He dies... and I win!" "Francoeur!" "Are you okay?" "O- oh..." "Come on, quick... quick!" "Step aside, Lucille..." "Go ahead!" "Shoot!" "Don't... tempt me..." "The newspapers were right." "There is a monster in Paris and I'm looking right at him." "What?" "Haha... have it your way..." "Ohh..." "I'm hit... and down." "I'm okay, I'm okay!" "Go!" "Francoeur...go!" "Go...!" "No, no, no..." "Lucille!" "No...!" " Raoul!" " Hold on, Lucille." " Raoul!" " I'm here..." "Stop right now!" "Of course... yes sir..." "Oh... oh..." "Emile, are you okay?" "What are you doin'?" "Hold on, Lucille, I'm coming!" "Emile... it's okay, it's over." "Let me help you..." "You know what, Maud?" "I am very upset." "For the first time, I'm gonna do something about it." "Eh... may I borrow that, please?" "Almost there, okay?" "Don't worry, everything is gonna be alright, okay?" "Lucille..." "I'm right here." "Oh, no..." "Oh, no... we're gonna die!" "Give me that, you dwarf..." "I may be a dwarf, but I have a big gun." "Actually, the gun is pretty small." "Now, now give it to me!" "You leave my Emile alone!" "No, no... stop!" "You want to play the heroes?" "Give me my gun, or over she goes..." "Okay, okay, no... here." "Use your gun." "We each have our destiny." "Yours lies in the shadow." "And mine is out in the spotlight." " A brooch." " Hey?" "Wait..." "Hey!" "Okay, Maynott, it's show time!" "Maud, close your eyes." "Emile, you're wonderful, just like in my dreams..." "In your dreams?" "Francoeur!" "Where are you?" "Where are you!" "I killed..." "I killed the monster!" "Commissioner." "Oh... oh..." "Pâté, hello..." " I have a message from the Interior Minister." " Message?" "He's not happy with all the destruction caused by your psychopatic chase in pursuit of your own ambition." "But as everyone can plainly see, I have, I have risked my life..." "Pâté..." "I've slain the monster." "Tell that to the minister!" "With pleasure..." "Victor Maynott," "I'm arresting you for the premeditated murder of Monsieur Francoeur." "What?" "Have you lost your mind?" "The opposite." "I was so set in being a loyal officer," "Sir, I did not see the road you've been taken us down." "I needed a flea to show me the way." "Are you mad?" "It was just a miserable little flea!" "You were so inept, Sir." "There was more humanity in that flea than in the louse..." "I see before me now!" "Take him away!" "See my face wet with tears and running down my cheeks washing all of my fears like rain upon the streams" "I'm a monster but my heart's is passionate and profound and I will sing like April showers singing till my final hours" "up here everything's clear" "I'm looking at the wing" "I know we've done so much that you will know the meaning of this thing that we... offer so the end of this poem if it really has moral this boogeyman wants you to know that love is in the soul..." "Lucille...?" "Listen, listen to them." "They all love you." "I can't, Raoul..." "Of course you can..." "you were born to sing, Lucille." "If you don't do it for them or Emile, do it for him..." " Okay?" " Uh.." "Come on...!" "Francoeur...?" " He's here..." " Huh?" "Too thin, unbearable, never again" "Even if I change it the sound will be the same" "We have a tendency to be ashame" "Let me tell you how they help me bring me all of these changes" "Just a little kiss will do..." "Just a little kiss will do..." "Don't you know it is enough to woo me" "And every Quasimodo will return on the scene" "Okay, let's go..." "It's so easy like a simple talk" "It's no more complicated than a simple 'hello... '" "Raoul, come dance with us." "Excuse me, would you like to dance?" "I love it, Commissioner!" "Come in...!" "Lucille, there's something I've got to tell you." "Ever since first grade..." "I've always ...oh, boy..." "I've always... eh... mean it." "I love you too, you idiot!" " I... what?" " Ever since we met." " But you... you took my toy!" " I was hoping you would come to get it back." " Re... really?" " Yes." " You mean you... you love me?" " Uhuh..." "This is the greatest day of my life..." " You still have it, right?" " Huhm..." "VIJESTI IZ PARIZA" "Višemjeseène kiše podigle su znaèajno nivo vode Seine." "Prošlog tjedna tisuæe partižana koji žive pored rijeke su evakuirani." "Da bi se mogli kretati gradom, stanovnici koriste brodove ili drvene mostiæe koje su samo parižani izgradili." "Nivo vode je 20 stopa viši od normale." "Temelji Eiffelovog tornja su pod vodom." "Samo brežuljak Montmartre nije pod vodom." "Kraj" "PROLJETNA ROMANCA" "Emile, doði ovamo!" "Daj mi da ja to nosim." "Hvala." "Znaš, Emile, žalim samo zbog jedne stvari." "Stvarno?" "A zbog èega to?" "Što ti je trebalo 2 godine da me pozoveš na sastanak." "Bilo me strah da æeš me odbiti." "Oh, Emile, da sam bar znala." "Svo to izgubljeno vrijeme." "Ne žali sada za prošlošæu." "Buduænost je naša." "Ništa, ništa nas sada ne može razdvojiti." "Emile, upomoæ!" "Show time!" "Da te vidimo?" "Pa to je zmaj!" "Odakle zmaj u Francuskoj?" "Što zmaj radi na zemlji?" "Oh, ne!" "Idemo." "ÈUDOVIŠTE U PARIZU" "Zdravo Raoul." "Bok Maud, lijepa kao i uvijek, lijepa haljina." "Što je to?" "Neka noæna biljka?" "Hvala, mislim da je grimizna." "Jesi vidjela Emil?" "Imam nešto za njega." "Mislim da je ipak... noæna." "Novi film?" "Bit æe tako sretan." "Hej, Emile." "Bok, Raoul." "Hvataj." "To je neugodno." "Hajde, brzo." "Ok, ne gledam." "Ne vidim ništa." "Ideš negdje?" "Moram iæi kupiti novi remen." "Oèito." "Ne, ne, ne." "Remen za moj projektor." "Od kad stavljaš hlaèe na projektor?" "Hlaèe na projektor?" "Jer..." "Ma, nije bitno." "Trebaš li?" "... usput mi je, Catherine je tamo ... Catherine" "Ma daj, možeš li stati!" "Slušaj." "Vidimo se kasnije, nakon projekcije." "Da, Da, uh... hoæemo." "Znaš, Maude?" "Pitao sam se, ako ti ne bi smetalo..." "Možda bi, bi li htjela..." "Da!" "Naravno da bih." "Stvarno?" "Rado æu odnijeti tu traku u tvoju sobu." "Nema problema." "Ah, da, to." "Naravno." "Mislim..." "Da." "Hvala." "Evo ti." "Hvala, Maude." "Još nešto, Emile?" "Da." "Mislio sam..." "Nakon projekcije," "Hajde, druže." "Brže malo." "Nemam cijeli dan." "Ciao." "Puno hvala, Raoul." "Nema na èemu, Emile." "A na èemu?" "Prièao sam s njom, a ti si sve upropastio." "Vraže mail," "Napon si je odluèio pozvati vani?" "Ne, to je tako komplicirano." "Što je komplicirano?" "Pozoveš je ona kaže da, i eto vas na sastanku." "Nije tako jednostavno." "Svaki put kad je vidim, jezik mi se zalijepi." "Zato joj napiši pismo." "Tada se može zalijepiti samo marka." "Pismo?" "Nije loša ideja." "Naravno da nije." "Pomoæi æu ti ako želiš." "Kao što znaš, dobar sam sa rijeèima." "To znam." "Ali da li išta znaš o ljubavi?" "Presladak si." "Da li ja znam išta o ljubavi?" "Znaš što se prièa po Parizu?" "Kad je Raoul u ðiru, sve maèke mijauèu." "To se rimuje." "I više od toga, prijatelju." "Dobar dan, gospoðo." "Nadam se da se dobro osjeæate..." "Gdje su moja jaja?" "Nije da ti ne vjerujem, Raoul." "Ali, kako voziš bolje je da ti dam žive kokoše nego jaja." "Ma super." "Raoul, jesi dobro?" "Da, samo sam alergièan." "Luðak!" "Isprièavam se, srce." "Znaš li da voziš jako brzo." "Znam, od kad Catherine vozi na ulju suncokreta, leti." "Govoreæi o letenju, kaput ti jako grebe." "Kao da je od slame." "Slama?" "Šališ se?" "Znaš koliko sam ga platio?" "Ovo je originalni, sto postotna rijetkost." "Raoul?" "Hvala Raoul." "Nema na èemu." "Vidimo se." "Hej, gledajte gdje hodate." "Evo, novi novcati, polovni remen." "Još nešto?" "Možda." "Prekrasna je, zar ne?" "Oh!" ". ." "DA" "Što je to?" "To?" "To je buduænost." "Ne, ovo." "Je l' ovo od slame?" "Ne." "Natrag u buduænost." "Nema mjehura, nema prljave odjeæe." "Sama ugoda, nema napora." "To je buduænost." "Dobro." "Ali što to toèno radi?" "Što radi?" "Evo ovo." "Doviðenja, hvala." "Hvala." "Bok." "Moja kamera..." "Ma, vidi je." "Moja kamera." "Hej, on æe pobjeæi." "Lopov..." "lopov." "Moja kamera!" "To nije trebala napraviti." "Fantastièno." "Juèer je dobro radilo." "Dobro." "Možda ako samo pritisnem." "Jedan..." "Dva..." "A treba ovako raditi?" "Raoul, puno ti hvala." "Spasio si mi život." "Stvarno?" "Da." "Vidi." "I tri." "I to mi je bila namjera." "Sad smo spremni." "Idemo isporuèiti te bebe." "Ne znam da li mogu." "Ne želim zakasniti." "Ne brini, tamo smo za tren." "Svidit æe ti se profesor, èovjek ispred svog vremena, vizionar." "Nešto kao ja." "Šteta što mi nikad ne da da vidim njegove radove." "Možda je sramežljiv." "Da." "Možda." "Profesore?" "Oèito je jako sramežljiv." "Što piše?" "Dragi Raoul, u New Yorku sam." "Ostavi dostavu pred vratima." "Dok sam odsutan, Charles æe se pobrinuti za to." "Tko je Charles?" "Oh!" ". ." "Pomoænik Charles." "Bok, Charles." "Idemo sad unijeti ove vrijedne vreæe, ne želimo da se smoèe." "Što piše?" "Sad kad ste unutra, samo ostavite vreæe kraj vrata i ne dirajte ništa." "Hvala." "Shvatio sam." "Izgleda da te dobro poznaje." "Da." "Da." "Prekrasno!" "Još jedan dobro obavljen posao." ""Za ugljen"" "Jer je ugljen Shvaæaš?" ". ." "Ti si majmun." "Ok." "Spreman za brzu turu?" "... Ali rekao je da ne smijemo..." "Rekao je?" "Doði, možeš snimati." "Zamisli svoj vlastiti film o džungli." "Ja æu glumiti istraživaèa." "Misliš da smijemo." "Da, naravno." "Idemo." "Jack i prijatelj Charly istražuju i spašavaju svijet..." "Vidi to èudovište." "Kakvo je to stablo?" "To je gigantska šparoga." "Zapravo, to je sekvoja." "Sekvoja?" "Više ti se sviða struèno ime." "Bože moj... vidit, to je profesorov laboratorij." "Emile..." "Emile," "Doði i snimi me." "Da vidimo što piše?" "Ne diraj." "Snimaš?" "Da..." "Ali piše ne koristi." "Ok, slijedeæi." "Što je ovo?" "Almanseetm..." "Almanseetm" "Dobro ime." "Nevjerojatno." "Charles, prekrasan glas." "Da probamo ovo." "Super gnjojimo." "Nestabilno." "Da vidimo." "Trebam sjeme." "I ovu posudu, i par kapi." "I malo æemo prièekati." "I još èekamo." "Možda joj treba voda." "Dobra ideja." "Razoèaranje u profesora." "Slijedeæa." "Ima li ovdje išta što stvarno funkcionira." "Jesi snimio?" "Da." "Sve." "Ovakva biljka može dati tone ulja." "To bi smanjilo troškove za Catherine na desetinu." "Emile, ovo je moj sretan dan." "Emile?" "Raoul?" "Raoul, Raoul, Raoul..." "Jesi dobro?" "Da." "Da." "Mislim da mi je kaput spasio život." "Emile..." "Emile, dobro sam." "Dobro sam." "Oh!" "Dobro." "Charles, gdje je Charles?" "Charles?" "POGLEDAJ GORE Hej..." "Charles" "Charles je dobro, ti si dobro, ja sam dobro, biljke su dobro..." "Uzmi svoj film." "Hoæemo li krenuti?" "Idemo." "Raoul, nisi tamo vidio nešto èudno?" "Pored majmuna koji prièa, biljke od 50 stopa i eksplozivnih tekuæina?" "Ne, nisam." "Jesi ti vidio nešto èudno?" "Nisi vidio ogromno stvorenje, sa crvenim oèima, s èetiri ruke i trncima?" "Emile, netko je gledao previše filmova." "Misliš?" "Da, prijatelju." "Oprostite gospoðo, jeste mu rekli za moje pjesme?" "Voda ide gdje voda ide." "Tko oni misle da sam ja?" "Mojsije." "Da li trebam izvodit èuda?" "Ne, ali možda još brodova, pokrivaèi, zakloni za siromašne..." "Zaboravi pokrivaèe." "Treba nam nešto za preusmjeravanje pažnje." "Odlièno." "Možemo preusmjeriti vodu." "Ne vodu druže, nego njihove umove." "Trebamo njihove umove preusmjeriti sa vode, na nešto drugo, veliko..." "Kao što, naprimjer?" "Ne znam." "Nešto veliko." "Nešto što æe eksplodirati." "Daj mi to!" "Nije moja greška." "Kako god." "Naèelnièe Mino i kapetane Paté Nadam se da vam je usluga po volji." "Da." "Naravno da jeste." "Da naravno." "Jedan korak od savršenstva." "Samo se nadam da æe vaš anðeo prihvatiti moj poziv." "Oh, naèelnièe kakva èast." "Sigurna sam da æe se oduševiti." "Ne zanima se." "Svatko treba nekoga, èak i ti." "On je naèelnik policije, uspješan je, poznat." "Napuhan je." "Èastan je." "Dosadan." "Ljudi ga poštuju." "Ima prekrasnu kosu." "Sviða mi se njegova kosa." "Tebi?" "Privlaèan je." "Nije moj tip." "Nije tvoj tip?" "Možda nije još." "Ali upoznat æeš ga, on je dobar, pa æe postati tvoj tip." "Samo mu uputi svoj savršeni osmjeh, pa æemo vidjeti." "Daj mi ga pokaži." "Savršeno." "Kakva pjevaèica!" "I kakva žena." "Što znaèi: "Kakva žena"?" "Samo kažem." "Jesi ljubomorna?" "Oh, Bože." "Što?" "Ja æu se pobrinuti za to." "Što je bilo?" "Nešto me dotaknulo." "Ne, brini draga." "Ne bi napao životinju veæu od sebe." "Što?" "Bježimo." "Strašno." "Sedam stopa visoko." "Oštri zubi." "Strašno èudovište." "Da naravno." "Potpišite se ovdje." "Kako ide crtež?" "Što?" "Sve je bolji, zar ne?" "Da vidimo, što se rimuje sa slavna sudbina." "Znam..." "Ja..." "Naprijed." "Paté, što to imaš na sebi?" "Ovo je dio kampanje za novu odjeæu šefova u policiji." "Prihvatio sam predstavljati biciklistièku jedinicu." "Odlièno. što ima novoga?" "To je samo teorija." "Ali" "Ovdje je uništeno stakleno skladište." "Da." "Ovdje su traumatizirana djeca." "Ovdje su konji koji su se od straha razbježali." "Pratite me?" "Zapravo, ne." "Postoji slijed." "Logièni smjer." "Koji vodi..." "Ovamo." "I što s tim?" "Dozvolite mi da to istražim." "Da, naravno." "Istražite." "Neka ljudi vide sa smo mi ljudi od akcije." "Puno hvala, gospodine." "Ali nemoj puno žuriti sa rješavanjem sluèaja." "Ali ja mislim da ga je bolje što prije riješiti." "Na rubu smo katastrofe." "Gdje ti vidiš katastrofu, ja vidim priliku." "Vidite kapetane, kada se ljudi boje, treba im zaštita." "Netko kome se mogu obratiti za pomoæ." "Netko u koga æe vjerovati." "Spasitelja." "Heroj." "Drugim rjeèima trebam im..." "JA" "Daj da te još jednom pogledam." "Odlièno." "Što je to?" "Èudno stvorenje je viðeno na ulicama Pariza." "Zvjer je sedam stopa visoka, vrlo dlakava i ima dva velika crvena oka." "Zbog toga se svima savjetuje da ne izlaze sami noæu... ajme meni" "Budite pažljivi i ne panièarite." "Prepali ste me." "Što radite ovdje?" "Vi ste mene prepali." "I ja radim ovdje." "Ništa nije slomljeno." "Ne." "Dobro sam." "Govorim o šampanjcu, idiote." "Vidi me." "Cijela sam u neredu." "Evo kraljice drame." "Ma daj, nije ti ništa." "Daj mi to, samo pogoršavaš stvari." "Prekrasno, sad se opet moram presvuæi." "To nije loša ideja." "Ta boja definitivno nije za tebe." "Sad si i modni guru." "Vrlo vjerodostojan u kaputu od slame." "Nije slama." "Ništa se nije promijenilo." "Još si isti pametnjakoviæ kao i u prvom razredu." "A ti si ista..." "Ti si ista TI" "Kako smo duhoviti." "Kako smo duhoviti." "Joj, kako sam pametna, koristim književne rijeèi." "Vidi me." "Vidi kako sam prekrasna." "Oh, kako sam glup." "Oh, opet sam pao na dupe." "Oh, ja sam zvijezda." "Ja sam princeza." "Ali pjevam kao žaba." "Shvaæam." "Što to shvaæaš?" "Ljubomoran si." "Ja sam ljubomoran?" "Da." "Ljubomoran si." "Zbog mog uspjeha." "A ti si beznaèajan." "Slušaj, draga." "Nemoj ti meni, draga." "Slušaj draga." "Ja sam uspješan." "Žene me vole." "Muškarci žele biti kao ja." "Muškarci žele biti sa ženama... kojima se ja sviðam." "Žene žele biti sa muškarcima..." "Uh" "Popularan sam i kreativan." "Kreativan?" "Misliš ono smeæe?" "Da se nisi usudila upetljavati Chaterine u ovo." "Ako želiš vidjeti što je popularno i kreativno doði me gledati jednu veèer." "Èek, ne možeš." "Ne dopuštamo ulaz gubitnicima." "Oprostite kraljevno, nisam znao da treba imati medalju èasti za uæi u tu mišju rupu." "U tvom sluèaju uæi æeš samo sa tom medaljom prikaèenom na tvoja prsa." "Izgledat æe super na tvom kaputu od slame." "Ne..." "Nije od slame." "I da, ako se pojaviš s tom medaljom, èekat æe te najbolji stol i šampanjac." "Na raèun kuæe." "U Parizu je èudovište." "Ljudi su prestrašeni." "Daj mi jedne." "Hvala." "Kako ide tamo gore?" "Zatvaram." "Èekaj sekundu." "Što je ovo?" "Ovo je noæna mora." "Emile, ovo je noæna mora." "Izgubio sam sve klijente." "Što je to?" "To je èudovište." "Èudovište koje smo stvorili." "Da." "To je èudovište." "Ima tvoje oèi i moje dlakave noge." "Što æemo napraviti?" "Sve je u redu." "Ništa se ne dogaða." "Nitko ne zna da smo bili tamo." "Mogao je biti bilo tko." "Oprostite na smetnji, gospodo." "Ali izgleda da æete biti zvijezde u sljedeæem filmu." "O istrazi." "Ja mislim da su ljudi podjeljeni u dvije razlièite kategorije." "Bezimena gomila koja živi svoje živote kao žohari." "I oni koje èeka velika sudbina, ljudi kao što ste vi i ja." "Vrlo ste ljubazni naèelnièe." "Ali ja sam samo pjevaèica." "Ne budite skromni." "Pozvan sam da otvorim novu željeznièku prugu." "Svi æe govoriti o tome i bila bi mi velika èast kada biste bill pored mene." "Jer vi niste samo pjevaèica, vi ste zvijezda." "Koja svijetli jaèe od svih ostalih i osvjetljava put u buduænost." "Za vas, za mene, za nas." "Lijepo od vas." "Ali ne mislite li da je malo prerano da nas tretirate kao" "NAS." "Isprièavam se." "Izvolite." "Ne želim smetati, ali jako je važno." "Što?" "Radi se o èudovištu." "Imam tri sumnjivca." "Ako pažljivo pogledate." "Ovdje." "Baš prije eksplozije." "Ova crna toèka." "To je buha iz majmunovog krzna." "Vjerujem da je kombinacija ovih napitaka pretvorila u" "Èudovište." "Bravo Paté!" "Divovska buha." "Baš to mi je trebalo." "Oprostite gospodine." "Ja tek zapoèinjem život." "Ne želim iæi u zatvor." "U zatvoru nema dostava." "Uhapsite majmuna." "To je bila njegova buha." "Zatvor?" "Tko je spomenuo zatvor?" "Ovo je prièa o herojima, a heroji ne idu u zatvor." "Ali gospodine." "Krivi su." "Krivi za što?" "Zato što su javnosti pokazali kome treba vjerovati?" "Ne, ne zaslužuju zatvor." "Zaslužuju da ih se slavi," "Poštuje." "Evo." "Izaberi jednu." "Imate li tu možda medalju èasti?" "Dakle, što misliš?" "Ma da." "Hvala, Alberte." "Bit æu iskrena prema tebi..." "Ta ti se nije svidila?" "Možda ova." "Nije problem u pjesmi." "U èemu je onda problem?" "Ja sam talentiran." "Svi moji prijatelji to govore." "Samo mi netko treba dati šansu." "Ili to ill novi prijatelji." "Draga, moram iæi." "Žurim." "Sve æeš mi isprièati, zar ne?" "O èemu?" "Znaš, kako je bilo s naèelnikom." "Zar ne?" "Ah, to." "Da, da." "Jedva èekam." "Albert, hvala." "Ok, nemoj se trudit." "Ja sam pre dobar za ovakvo mjesto." "Previše avangardan." "Uzeo mi si rijeè iz usta." "Takav sam." "Da, to si ti." "Tako sam iznad ovoga." "Zbogom." "Ona je jednostavno ljubomorna." "Zapela je u ovoj rupi dok ja ima svijet pred sobom." "To je straši." "Pravi talent je straši." "Ima li koga tamo?" "Otvorite vrata!" "Otvorite!" "Ja sam." "Albert." "Slušaj Alberte." "Oh, Bože." "Jesi dobro?" "Da li sam te povrijedila?" "Stvarno mi je jako žao." "Dajte da pogledam." "Ne." "Pustite me!" "Pustite me!" "Ovo je noæna mora." "Budim se, budim se..." "Imaš li ime?" "Može li Francoeur?" "Znaèi iskreno srce." "Slijedi me." "Evo, još malo strpljenja." "Skoro sam gotova." "U redu." "Ovo..." "OK." "To bi moglo biti dobro." "Ili ipak ne." "Što kažeš na ovo?" "Previše ekscentrièno." "Ne mièi se." "Skoro smo gotovi." "Evo te." "Tvoje ruke, Francoeur." "Evo ti." "Savršeno." "Policija te nikad neæe prepoznati." "A sada me isprièaj." "Ja sam na redu." "Jesi dobro?" "To se zove gitara." "I teško je za sviranje." "Oprosti." "Ispred vrata te èeka iznenaðenje." "Evo me za tren." "Što god da radiš, ne ispuštaj nikakve zvukove." "Ok?" "Odmah se vraæam." "Dobra veèer." "Bok, Bok, zvjezdice." "Što ti radiš ovdje?" "Došli smo pogledati tzv. show." "Emile, što ti je to na reveru?" "Vjerujem da je to medalja èasti, Raoul." "Emile, kakva koincidencija." "I ja imam jednu." "Što?" "Gdje ste ih ukrali?" "Ne, gospoðice." "Nismo ih ukrali." "Dobili smo ih od naèelnika." "Stvarno?" "Èekaj?" "Èuješ li to?" "Ja èujem glas koji govori:" ""Doði s medaljom èasti i dobit æeš najbolja sjedala u kuæi"." "Poznato?" "Albert!" "Da?" "Odvedi gospodu na najbolja mjesta." "Zašto ja?" "Uživaj u zabavi ako uopæe znaš što gledaš." "Zbogom." "Vi dvoje se poznajete?" "Da..." "Mislim, da." "On je takav..." "Francoeur" "Draga, on je odlièan." "Mogu objasniti." "Geniju ne treba objašnjenje." "Nikad nisam bila tako oduševljena." "Gdje si ga našla?" "Samo se pojavio." "Savršen par za tvoj slatki glas." "Idem obavijestiti ostale muzièare." "Stvarno ne mislim..." "Veèeras æe se stvarati povijest." "Osjeæam." "Koji dio u "ne proizvodi nikakav zvuk" nisi razumio?" "Hvala ti dobri èovjeèe." "Ne spominji." "Opusti se, skini kaput." "U redu." "Što je ovo?" "Draga Maud." "Vrati mi to." "Tko je poslušao moj savjet." "Vidi ti to." "Vrati mi to." "Ne, ne "Bilo bi mi drago... "" "Prestani èitati." "Dogovor..." "Gdje?" "Ne znam." "Molim te, vrati mi to." "Ja æu svima reæi da si zaljubljen u Lucille." "Jesi ti lud?" "Ja u tu ženu?" "Kako ti je to uopæe palo na pamet?" "Tako je oèito." "Ti si tako oèit." ""A sada, dame i gospodo, predstavljam vam... "" "Francoeur brzo, Francoeur makni se" "Lucille!" "Dobra veèer." "Dobrodošli u Rare Bird." "Drago mi je da vas vidim ovdje veèeras." "Èast nam je predstaviti vam novi talent." "Majstora gitare." "Od nekuda." "Maestro... gospodin Francoeur." "Idi sjedni sa bendom." "Bit æe ti dobro." "Bio si nevjerovatan." "Takav uspjeh zaslužuje... pera..." "Žao mi je." "Ne zaslužuješ." "Lucille želi bih reæi, mislim, visoke note su visoke, niske su niske..." "Znaš" "Bilo je..." "Znaš" "Èarobno." "Da." "Bilo je èarobno." "A ti..." "Ti si." "Ti si velik." "Stvarno je bilo odlièno, gospoðice." "Hvala." "Hej, to boil." "Kako to misliš, šuti?" "To je..." "Èudovište." "On nije èudovište." "Što sa svjedocima?" "I svime što je uništeno?" "Kad su ljudi u panici svašta vide." "Možda je divovska buha, ali ne bi ni mrava zgazio." "A glas, jeste ikada èuli nešto tako dobro?" "Da." "Jesmo jednom." "Od majmuna." "Hej, dušice." "Da li si spremna?" "Nastupaš za 5 min." "Eto me odmah." "Prekrasno dušo, nemoj kasniti." "Pa, prilièno je siadak za jedno èudovište." "U redu." "Evo što æemo napraviti." "Sutra æemo ga predstaviti naèelniku na konferenciji za tisak i sve rasèistiti." "Kakva konferencija za tisak?" "Ja æu ga uništiti, zgaziti i vratiti u pakao iz kojeg je i došlo." "Naèelnièe, kako ga mislite ubiti?" "Vodom." "Buhe ne mogu živjeti u vodi." "A trenutno, kako je sudbina htjela, Pariz je pun vode." "Zato se intenzivnije ne bavim isušivanjem." "Voda je moje oružje." "Kad naðem tu zvijer, ugušit æu je." "Naèelnièe, odlièna ideja." "Ali kako æete ugušiti èudovište kad ga ne možete niti naæi?" "Oh, pronaæi æu ga." "Zapravo, ovdje želim objaviti da nudimo nagradu osobi" "Koja ponudi informaciju koja æe pomoæi u otkrivanju i uništenju tog èudovišta." "Gospodine?" "Da." "Ja imam informaciju." "Odlièno, odlièno." "Idemo odavde." "Uh, taj štakor?" "On æe se udaviti kad ga dohvatim." "Ali nema šanse da stignemo tamo prije policije." "Šališ se?" "Nitko živ ne može pobijediti Raoula kad vozi." "Emile." "Bok." "Èula sam kako si bio hrabar." "Stvarno?" "Da." "I medalja èasti?" "Ma nije to ništa." "Nemoj tako." "Emile, idemo!" "Dolazim!" "Moram iæi." "Ovo je za tebe." "Dužnost zove." "Draga, želio bih da se sastanemo, u subotu u 15h, vaš vjerni Emile." "Subota, 15h." "Ali gdje?" "Oh, majmun?" "Ovo ti nije Noina arka." "Slušaj draga, nisam se došao svaðati nego te spasiti." "Spasiti?" "Da." "Idemo." "Dolazi policija." "Policija." "Zašto?" "Brzo." "Uðite ovamo." "Naèelnièe!" "Kakvo iznenaðenje." "Za oboje." "Gdje je?" "Tko?" "Èudovište." "Boli me to." "Ne toliko koliko ste vi povrijedili mene." "Vaše rijeèi više ne vrijede." "A sada prekinimo ovu farsu i budimo bar jednom iskreni." "Gdje je?" "Gdje je što?" "Gospodine, tamo, unutra je." "Prvo me optužite bez ikakvih dokaza, onda povrijedite moju privatnost." "Ako se usudite uæi u moju garderobu, morat æete pronaæi drugu pjevaèicu." "Smatrajte uèinjenim." "Ovdje nema nikoga." "Sve smo pretražili, gospodine." "Ništa." "Stvarno?" "Rekla sam vam." "Zbunjen sam." "Ne znam što bih rekao." "Ja znam." "Hvala." "Hvala?" "Što ste javnu sigurnost stavili ispred svoje vlastite." "Što ste preuzeli vodstvo kako bi se ulice Pariza oslobodile te opasnosti." "Bio je ovdje." "Vidio sam ga." "Uhapsite ga." "Ali što sam ja napravio?" "Što?" "Laganje policiji, lažni iskazi, zlonamjerne izjave." "Da nastavim?" "Vodite ga." "Èekajte." "Nisam ništa napravio." "Draga, neopisivo mi je žao." "Mislili ste da radite dobru stvar." "Ne bih vas mogao kriviti ako nakon ovoga ne želite pjevati na otvaranju." "Naravno da æu pjevati." "Ako ništa drugo, zato da iskažem svoje divljenje za sve što ste uèinili za nas." "Hvala, gospoðice." "Uživajte u danu." "I vi takoðer." "Francoeur, Raoul... u redu je." "Sada je sigurno." "Možete izaæi." "Francoeur, tu si." "Možemo ga sakriti u sobi s projektorom." "Nitko nikada tamo ne dolazi." "Dok ne doðu." "Treba nam neko trajnije rješenje." "Uzmi ovo." "Pera, alergija." "Kad bi ga mogli smanjiti na njegovu normalnu velièinu." "Nitko ga ne bi našao." "Što si manji, manje te ljudi primjeæuju." "Bar je takvo moje iskustvo." "Samo jedna osoba može pomoæi Francoeuru." "A on je sada u New Yorku." "Ali on nam ne treba." "Lucille, bez uvrede." "Ovdje je rijeè o pravoj znanosti." "Ja znam samo dostavljati, Emil je u filmovima, ti si struènjak za show." "Upravo tako." "Aha, pametna djevojka." "Hvala." "Može li mi netko objasniti o èemu vas dvoje prièate?" "Dame i gospodo, pogledajte Pariz iz zraka." "Jedinstveno iskustvo." "Dajem vam nešto drugo..." "Dajem vam nadu." "Dajem vam sebe." "I zato mi je posebna èast kandidirati se za gradonaèelnika Pariza." "Ali prije nego preuzmem tu dužnost, èast mi predstaviti vam simbol njegove trenutne velièine." "Dame i gospodo, predstavljam vam Lucille, anðela Montremarta." "Gospodine, gospodine." "Ne sada." "Rekao sam, ne sada." "Ali naèelnièe, to je protuotrov za èudovište." "Moglu li to vidjeti?" "Nisi slušao moj govor?" "Ja sam protuotrov." "Oh, Bože." "To je èudovište." "Ne pucajte, pogodit æete mog Anðela." "Naèelnièe!" "Protuotrov." "Gledajte, ovo je èudovište koje se smanjilo na normalnu velièinu za buhu." "Da." "Zgazi ga." "Èudovište je mrtvo." "Živio naš heroj, gradonaèelnik Maynott!" "Živio gradonaèelnik Maynott!" "Hvala, hvala..." "Veliko mi je zadovoljstvo." "Naèelnièe?" "Paté, otvorite ta vrata." "Francoeur, brzo." "Francoeur spusti se ovamo." "Maknite se s puta." "Mièite se!" "Što?" "Vidimo se dole." "Što èekate?" "Uhvatite ga." "Idemo, Raoul!" "Jeste spremni?" "Oh, ne." "Raoul, ako poginemo, ubit æu te." "Dobro." "Zaustavite taj vagon." "Nemoguæe gospodine." "Sistem je automatski." "Jednom kad zatvorite vrata više ga ne možete zaustaviti." "Dobro." "Onda æemo ga srušiti." "Idemo po Chaterine." "Raoul." "Oh, ne!" "Lucille." "A što æemo s Raoulom?" "Hajde, idemo." "Naæi æe nas." "Hej... moja bickla." "Daj mi to." "Jesi želio biti voditelj biciklistièke jedinice?" "Ovo je tvoja velika prilika." "Poèni pedalirati!" "Hej, vaše karte molim." "Evo vas." "Super." "Dobro došli." "Raoul?" "Jesi dobro?" "Uh, moja glava." "Stavimo ga straga." "Može, samo tren." "Uhapšeni ste." "Ne mièite se." "Društvo, moramo iæi." "Idemo, brzo." "Ulazite." "Idemo." "Brzo." "Ovdje su." "Idemo Raoul." "Idemo." "Brzo." "Charles!" "Uhvaæen si." "Pokaži mi ID." "Dopusti mi." "Što?" "Tvoj kaput?" "U redu je." "Ionako je bio od slame." "Hej, mislili ste da æete mi pobjeæi?" "Emile?" "Da." "Hoæeš li mi dati tu stvar?" "Koju?" "Onu vani?" "U redu." "Emile, Emile... budi pažljiv." "Paté, treba mi veæe oružje." "Naravno." "Savršeno." "Rijeka Seine." "Idi put Seine." "Pate, pute Seine." "Draga gospoðice, mogu vas odvesti tamo." "Ali tamo nema nikoga." "Biti æe." "Sigurna sam u to." "Brže Paté." "Zamisli da si na Tour de France." "Nisam nikada mislio voziti Tour de France, gospodine." "Preteško je." "Upravo tako." "Ovo je lakše." "Nema uzvisina." "Pedaliraj!" "Kotaèi su beskorisni." "Ne mogu upravljati volanom..." "Ajme nama." "Oh!" ", Ajme meni." "Ajme, moja roba." "Francoeur?" "Brzo, moramo mu pomoæi." "Moramo prvo pomoæi samima sebi." "Tonemo." "Upomoæ, Emile." "Sjetio sam se." "Dobro, evo ga." "Jedan, jedan, dva..." "Oprosti, ali još uvijek tonemo." "Možda, ali se kreæemo." "Spusti nas Paté." "Spusti nas." "Pokušavam gospodine." "Pokušavam najviše što mogu." "Tvoje najviše nije dovoljno dobro." "I eto nas, živih i zdravih zahvaljujuæi super timu Roulu i Chaterine." "Catherine?" "Neee" "Emile" "Maud..." "Što ti?" "Znaš ono èudovište o kome svi govore." "Ovdje je." "Ne, ne." "Ne zabrinjavaj se." "Mi smo ovdje da spasimo èudovište." "Spašavate èudovište?" "Idemo Romeo." "Dolazim." "Brzo æu se vratiti po tebe." "Gdje ideš ti, idem i ja." "Ovo nije dobro, gospodine." "Nisi za ništa." "Sve moram sam." "Gospodine?" "Ne želim vam govoriti što da radite, gospodine all jeste li sigurni..." "To stvorenje nije nikada nikoga povrijedilo." "To nije bitno." "Zašto tako smiješno govoriš?" "To je helij, gospodine." "To èudovište stoji izmeðu mene i gradske vijeænice." "On umire, ja pobjeðujem." "Francoeur!" "Jesi li dobro?" "Hajde, idemo." "Brzo." "Pomakni se u stranu, Lucille." "Hajde, pucaj u mene." "Nemoj me èiniti da moram." "Onda su novine dobro pisale o èudovištu u Parizu I ja gledam u njega." "Što?" "Kako god želiš." "Pogoðen sam i pao sam." "Dobro sam." "Hajde, hajde." "Bježi, idi." "Raoul!" "Drži se Lucille, tu sam." "Stani tamo." "Emile, jesi dobro?" "Što to radiš?" "Drži se Lucille, dolazim." "Emile, u redu je." "Gotovo je." "Daj da ti pomognem." "Znaš to, Maud?" "Vrlo sam iznerviran." "I sada æu po prvi put nešto uèiniti po tom pitanju." "Molim te, posudi mi to." "Skoro sam tamo." "Ne brini se, sve æe biti dobro." "Ok, Lucille." "Ja sam tu." "Oh, ne." "Umrijet æemo." "Daj mi to, patuljèe." "Možda sam patuljak ali imam veliki pištolj." "Zapravo, pištolj je malen." "A sad mi ga daj." "Pusti mog Emila na miru." "Ne, prestani." "Želiš glumiti heroja?" "A sad, daj mi pištolj ili æu je ispustiti." "Ne, ok." "Evo ti tvoj pištolj." "Svi imamo sudbinu." "Tvoja je da budeš u sjeni." "A moja je pod svjetlima reflektora." "Ah, tvoj broš." "Ok, vrijeme je za predstavu." "Zatvori oèi." "Emile, bio si odlièan." "Kao u mojim snovima." "U tvojim snovima?" "Francoeur." "Gdje si?" "Ja sam ubio èudovište." "Naèelnièe." "Paté, gdje si?" "Imam poruku od ministra unutarnjih poslova." "On nije zadovoljan sa štetom koju ste poèinili slijedeæi svoju patološku ambiciju." "Ali svi mogu vidjeti, ja sam riskirao svoj život." "Paté sredio sam èudovište." "Javite to ministru." "Sa zadovoljstvom." "Uhapšeni ste zbog ubojstva s predumišljajem gosp." "Fancoeura." "Molim?" "Jesi ti poludio?" "Baš suprotno." "Bio sam zasljepljeni odani službenik i nisam vidio put kojim nas vodite." "Trebala mi je buha da mi pokaže pravi put." "Jesi li ti skroz poludio?" "To je bila jadna, mala buha." "Ti si jadan." "Bilo je više humanosti u toj buhl nego u ovome što vidim pred sobom." "Vodite ga." "Lucille?" "Slušaj." "Oni te vole." "Ne mogu, Raoul." "Naravno da možeš." "Roðena si da pjevaš, Lucille." "Ako neæeš zbog njih, mene..." "Uèini to za njega." "U redu?" "Hajde." "Francoeur?" "Ovdje je." "Dobro." "Idemo." "Raoul doði, pleši s nama." "Oh, oprostite." "Želite li plesati sa mnom?" "Uðite." "Lucille, moram ti nešto reæi." "Još od prvog razreda." "... uvijek sam, uh, uvijek sam..." "I ja volim tebe, idiote." "Molim?" "Od kada smo se upoznali." "Ali uzela si moju igraèku." "Nadala sam se da æeš doæi po nju." "Stvarno?" "Da." "Hoæeš reæi da me voliš?" "Ovo mi je najbolji dan u životu." "Još je imaš?" "Prijevod *** THaLia ***"