"Thanks" "Cousin, lt has been given" "Then go upstairs" "Upstairs please" "Please" "Over there." "Come on" "Mayor Luo, you're here !" "Yes" "Cousin, you need to find your classmate" "Mayor Luo has found her" "My cousin Chen Mengji, Mayor Luo" "How are you?" "Nice to meet you" "Take a seat" "Thanks" "Please sit" "Waiter, tea please" "Thanks for your concern" "How's my classmate?" "She's doing really bad" "She married Luo Tianshou" "But Luo died 6 months after the wedding" "Are there other members in Luo family?" "There's a fierce mother-in-law" "Fierce mother-in-law?" "And more" "The eldest son Tianfu runs a business in downtown" "The 2nd son Tianlu was married" "She's really having a miserable life" "Mayor Luo" "How far is the Luo family from here?" "5 miles" "Cousin, does she still know you?" "When I left, she was only 10 lt has been eight years I think she'd hardly remember me" "Beware of Mrs. Luo" "I asked you to take care of the pig" "Why is there one missing?" "Mother-in-law, when I fed the pig, it was still there" "You deserve it" "Why are you crying?" "Sister-in-law" "You're too careless" "Right" "Your husband died because you cried" "Besides all day long you just keep sulking" "Do you want me dead too?" "Touch wood I state this now lf you've one more pig missing, you're not allowed to enter the door" "What are you still fooling here?" "Get lost" "Mama Piggy" "Don't you know that someone has stolen your child?" "Deji Grocery is here again" "Come on now" "Every day I carry grocery to streets" "Decorated slippers" "The most stylish one" "Cosmetics" "No need to try" "Embellished handkerchief lt's very cheap" "Here's a pair of new-style gorgeous suspenders" "Beautiful jade shoes" "Fashionable flowery buttons" "Delicate needles" "All are on sale now" "Scarf and silk thread at reasonable prices" "Scarf and silk thread." "Very cheap" "Deji Grocery is doing business everyday lt's an old brand" "The perfume is so fragrant" "Come on and buy now" "Come on and buy lt's very cheap" "My stuff is very cheap" "An old brand doesn't cheat" "Deji Grocery is doing business everyday lt's a well-known brand" "The perfume is so fragrant" "It's very cheap" "Deji" "What's on sale?" "What do you want?" "Mrs. Luo" "Let's buy socks" "Cosmetics are good" "Good and many choices" "Let's buy this to massage your waist" "Rong Er'ji I like honest men" "What'd you think is good for my lower back-bone?" "This hammer is good lt's called ' Multi-thump' I..." "I like massage" "You... you're good I, I've a stuttering problem." "Do you have any cure?" "I suggest you buy the silver 'Edge' to scrape I... I don't know how to scrape" "Scrape and you'll feel good" "There's a lot of other good stuff" "You'll be as white as snow lt'll make your hair smooth and shiny" "This brush is really big I'm just afraid it might pull at the hair lt's real and good." "No cheating" "This brush is very durable l want a brush and two hammers" "Okay. 6 dollars and 10 cents I want a scraper" "Okay." "One scraper I want a brush" "A brush" "You'd better be honest" "Surely I'll kill you if you cheat me I'm so happy" "Let's try the brush and hammer" "You'll feel good" "Hey" "Hey" "Granny" "Why don't you look for the pig?" "Why... don't you look for the pig?" "Granny won't allow you to come home" "Hey, what the... ?" "What're you up to?" "Sister, I'm Chen Mengji" "You're Chen Mengji?" "Yes, that's right" "Do you remember me?" "It's been quite a long time" "When I left the master, I was only 10 years old" "My dad mentioned about you when he died" "So I've been looking for you I should take care of you" "My life is miserable I'd rather be dead" "It won't be the solution" "Tell me all about it I'll solve your problems lt's useless I lost two pigs" "My mother-in-law doesn't allow me to go home l've an idea... to catch the one who stole the pig" "I've some gold earrings here" "You take them ...and put them on the pig" "Do as I tell you and you'll catch the thief" "To put them on the pig?" "Sister-in-law" "How come you've many gold earrings?" "Yeah, please do tell" "Tell us" "Father-in-law gave me before he died" "Bastard, gave these to her behind my back I'm going to curse him he couldn't be peaceful even if he's a ghost" "Why didn't he give me this?" "Right." "Tell us l don't know" "Maybe I became a widow so early" "He felt pity for me" "Okay." "Let's do it tonight" "Please go upstairs ls there a vacant seat?" "Yes, many" "Swamp dumplings..." "The two men going upstairs... are the Brothers-in-law of Yunan" "Monk, get the tools ready" "Okay" "Fortune-telling service" "Prosperity is what you aspire" "Even ginger needs to be ground for essence" "Even roaches are annoyed by a dirty stove" "My friend, fields  farms need to be cared for" "What the hell!" "How come your face is so pale?" "Good fortune is evident on your face" "Your appearance shows good future too" "But your brother had bad luck and he affected yours" "Your brother has passed away" "Gentlemen, am I right?" "Right?" "The feng-shui of your house isn't good" "The bad luck hasn't gone yet" "But it doesn't matter lt's lucky that you meet me I'm warning you according to the book" "Pale and dull your faces are" "Cruel and bad your female relatives are" "Shameful and humiliating you'll be" "Unfaithful your wives will be" "Your wife is just like your clothes" "Be careful lest you become poor" "Your reputation will be ruined" "You'd better pack-up now" "You'd better go home now" "Spending a little will save your fortune" "Go home and you'll be good ls it true?" "Very true" "Brother, let's go home" "Waiter, check please" "Yes" "No, not now" "You must wait till 3 o'clock at night" "You'll be rewarded 3 o'clock" "Why are you such useless?" "I hate you" "Do you think that I'll never get tired?" "I'm busy tonight." "You leave now" "It's only 3 o'clock." "You want me to go now?" "Go now" "Okay" "Quiet." "Be good" "There is a ladder here ls what the fortune-teller said real?" "Wait" "What do we do with the ladder?" "Hide it" "My wife hasn't gone to bed yet" "How can you come inside my room?" "You watch these two rooms first I'll look at the other two" "Oh Buddha... I've been a widow for 10 years and being a vegetarian for 10 years" "This is the first time I steal" "Shit, mom has been a widow ...and a vegetarian for almost over ten years" "And now she breaks her rules ...and has an affair !" "Oh, she is the thief" "Sister-in-law is having an affair" "Stop it" "Here's a thief" "is it 3 o'clock now?" "I'll steal the pig first" "Stop it" "Hide yourself" "Hide?" "Where?" "You follow me" "Over there" "You follow me" "Buddy, you've brought me here but where can I hide?" "Hide under the bed" "So the granny is a thief too" "Piggy, stop it I'll just take the earring and leave" "Be a good pig. I'll treat you good" "Quiet." "One by one" "1 , 2, 3, 4..." "The goddamned butcher hasn't left yet" "She's stealing the earring ... not having an affair" "How could it be so?" "You..." "You two?" "How could you do this to me?" "Don't blame me I came to take a look" "A look?" "It sounds like sister-in-law" "No, it looks like my husband" "What?" "Your husband?" "Let go of me." "Taking advantage of me, huh?" "Let me go" "You're the eldest Mrs. Luo" "Help" "Don't shout" "Let me go" "Thief..." "Mother-in-law, What's the matter?" "Tianfu is back?" "Right" "What's the matter?" "What the hell is it?" "There's a thief inside" "Help!" "Help!" "It's him..." "Honey, how could it be like this?" "The butcher..." "How's he?" "He wants to make a pass at me" "The butcher?" "Brother, let's go and hit him" "Under the bed" "Come out now" "Hands off now, come on" "Ain't you coming out?" "I'm not coming out" "Are you sure?" "Get me some hot water I just prepared a bottle of hot water" "That's good" "Hurry up" "It's very hot I'm coming out" "Serves you right !" "Hands off" "Who asked you to steal?" "Speak up I did... both of us" "You and my wife?" "No" "Luckily you've nothing to do with my wife" "Stealin' my wife, eh !" "Bastard, you've an affair with her" "Damn it, when did I?" "Quiet" "Don't envy." "I'm saying you stealing pigs with her" "You and I are different" "How is it different with her?" "Messing with her quietly" "Right" "He's stealing the pig with your mother ...and having an affair with your wife" "Please forgive me, sir" "Zhu Jiu convicted of enticing innocent family girls" "He's sentenced to 3 months in prison" "Lead him away" "Yes" "Mrs. Luo, you're the eldest" "Yet don't take proper care of the family I order all property of Luo family to be ... managed by your sister-in-law Zhang Yunan" "Got it?" "Hurry up" "Young master, take care" "Stop" "Ah Jin, come along with me" "What's there to look at?" "Go on inside lt's really amusing" "The eyes are there to look" "Why can't I watch then?" "He's the eldest son of Mayor" "He's a real dirty, horny bastard" "He touches every woman he meets I'm not scared" "He touches me, then whom do I touch !" "No need to be scared" "Take some coal here. lt's out of stock" "Hurry up" "Why are you still standing here?" "What are you looking at, bastard?" "The tofu girl is pretty" "Young master, she is fierce" "When is my turn?" "Shit!" "A big butt" "There !" "He touched the girl again" "You want to die, bastard?" "You touched my butt." "Get lost" "You're real bad" "Think I won't ask people to catch you, eh !" "Get lost" "Don't stop me. I'll hit him" "Stop" "None of your business" "How can you do this?" "Stop doing this, young master lt's the street !" "So what?" "I like it" "You're the Mayor's son" "You can't do this I can touch anyone I like in my house" "Even my grandfather won't stop me" "None of your business lt's different" "Bring the horse here" "Go now" "What the hell!" "This kind of miscreant ought to be disciplined" "He's shameless" "He's the Mayor's son" "No one dares to oppose him" "Nonsense" "We need to punish him" "Cousin, you've an idea again?" "Young master" "Horse..." "Watch out for my attack" "Young master" "Young master" "Hey, why're you scaring the horse?" "I'm just passing by I didn't scare the horse" "How's the business?" "It's good." "Thanks" "l'm leaving" "Sure" "Talk to you later" "Please come again" "Young master" "Been a long time !" "How are you?" "How is it ?" "Are you hurt?" "How does it feel?" "My butt hurts !" "Friends, please help..." "Come on" "Young master, get up" "Be careful" "Try" "Take your time" "Good... you deserve it" "Cheers" "Way to go !" "It's a shame to see you" "You're too selfish, manipulative and cruel l'm too angry to hold back my temper I'm going to bite you" "Behave yourself, gentleman I'm a skillful fighter I'll hit you like hell" "You'd better stay still" "Why are you so pissed?" "Why're you after my flesh ?" "You damn bastard tried to harm Uncle Jing" "You're really sleazy" "How dare you take on me?" "I will take revenge on you I'm strong and brave to take you on" "You deserve all this humiliation" "Uncle Jin was nearly harmed by you I don't fear any revenge I'm brave and strong I never lose a battle" "Uncle Jing, please be merciful lt'll save you fortune and luck" "Would you be content if I put down my pen?" "It's a good thing to have no foes" "Then you should help me" "No problem. I'll treat you to dinner" "You would pay?" "No problem" "Okay" "Take it easy" "Waiter, one more seat" "One more seat" "Chen Mengji" "What's the matter?" "You've a good fortune" "So everyone says you look great I'm a fortune-teller now I'm not your competitor anymore" "Thanks, uncle Jing" "You're so talented I'm no match for you" "Thanks" "Let's toast" "Thanks" "Watch out" "Hey, you bitch" "What the hell!" "How could you pour water all over the place?" "Damn bitch, did it have anything to do with you?" "Do you want a fight?" "Or do you want to get hit?" "Who told you to pour water onto my door?" "Look, my pants are soaked" "Bloody what the... !" "How can the water wet your pants?" "You ask your husband if he is able to do it?" "Told you not to argue with her lt's you" "The name of the shop really sucks lt's called Linji" "Why ain't it called Yinji?" "Had it been ' Yinji ', you wouldn't mess around here" "You said I mess around here ?" "Who do you think you are ?" "Filthy slut !" "What?" "You call me a slut" "What proof do you have?" "How dare you insult me!" "These two lousy women ... never give you a break" "I hear that ... the toufu girl isn't married yet" "Fellow neighbors, everyone knows that when uncle Yao is young" "He used to work for Li Liangying" "Li was an eunuch, right?" "How could he have a son?" "Jiao" "Right, I worked for Li" "How would you know I couldn't have a son?" "C'mon, speak up" "Say..." "Jiao, you're wrong" "You had better leave lt's your fault, You said it that day lt's him saying this" "He said I'm better than uncle Yao" "Yao is too weak to break even a toufu lt's you" "Oh..." "How could you say this in public?" "It's you who said it" "Everyone here knows it" "Stop it" "If you're afraid of people knowing it, you shouldn't say it isn't that right?" "is there anything to be afraid of?" "Bitch" "Damn toufu girl I'll kill you" "Stop it" "Let me go." "Damn it !" "Let go of me" "Sit down" "Please sit, uncle Jing" "Sit" "She's so feisty !" "Let me fool her around" "Good" "But the lady boss..." "Chen will take care of her" "What?" "You want me to fool the lady boss?" "Of course. lt's fair to take one each" "Uncle Jin, you'll be the judge" "You decide who makes it first" "What?" "Me be the judge?" "Alright" "Two of you come with me" "Dad, why do you bring these coolies?" "I ask them to move the grindstone" "Please move the grindstone back there" "Release the rope" "Don't move it away" "Well... I'm moving the grindstone back there" "So you don't have to grind toufu on the street" "A lady works in public" "Do you think it's proper?" "What's the problem?" "I like it. I don't care I don't care the people watching" "You don't know it because you are young" "When I worked in the palace, if the empress knew the maids doing this, it would be big trouble" "Why?" "You're a girl, it's hard to explain to you" "Don't you know if you're addicted to it, you wouldn't find a husband I'm not going to marry anyone" "Not marry?" "Sooner or later you'll be hiding in your room thinking of getting married desperately" "Okay?" "Hurry up" "What are you talking about?" "Grinding the toufu?" "Why are you bustards staring at me?" "What do you want?" "Toufu" "The one to stew meat with" "A cent a piece" "15 pieces for 15 cents then, right?" "For 15 cents, one extra piece for free 16 pieces I want 15 pieces then" "Money" "Here is 30 cents" "Give me 15 cents change" "You've got anything to hold this?" "Put them on my hands" "I'll give you 15 cents later" "You won't have free hand to count then" "Lady" "You may put the money in my pocket" "Say, even if you short-change me some, I'll consider that my pocket is torn" "You're quite generous" "Not only am I generous, to be frank... but also straight like a stick" "One extra piece for you" "Here's 15 cents" "How comes it's copper money?" "This is copper money" "What?" "Copper?" "Chen Mengji is a damn bastard I lent him two dollars" "He paid me back copper money lt couldn't be true" "Chen wouldn't use copper money" "Lady, how could you support Chen?" "Please take the money ... out of my pocket" "Please check if it's all copper" "Okay" "What are you doing?" "No" "You grabbed my hand" "Get away." "What are you doing?" "I feel so ticklish" "What the hell!" "Picking up a man in public" "What?" "Liang is bad" "For no reason she just takes off a man's pants" "Let's see how you dare come to the shop front" "Stop. I want to buy something" "The one on the left" "Lady boss" "May I help you?" "I'd like to have some mushroom" "Any other local product you got?" "It's a gift for my mother-in-law" "Then you should go for sea-cucumber lt's precious and practical" "Okay. I want a tael each" "Okay" "Give me a discount" "Talking about business, my shop is famous for quality and low price" "Right, sir" "Do you come from abroad?" "I'm from South-east Asia" "There's a bad man called Jing" "He foretold my future and said that I'd be marrying a fat woman" "Her figure would be 64, 62, 68" "God!" "You're gonna have a tough time lf my future wife had a figure as good as yours, ... it'd surely be a good time" "A very good time" "How could you be so smoothly persuasive?" "One works hard to make a living I mean, just to feed one mouth I worked hard in South-east Asia" "Why so far away?" "What's that smell?" "Smell?" "It's durian" "Smells awful but tastes good lt'll make your mother-in-law drool" "Really?" "I'd like to try later" "Where's the toilet?" "Toilet?" "It's back there" "Beside the warehouse" "Thanks" "May I use your toilet?" "Sir, why are you practicing so hard?" "To hit your wife?" "You're kidding I'd be lucky if she doesn't hit me" "Why are you so timid?" "Everyone says that Uncle Yao... of the toufu shop is an eunuch" "Who knows when he gets angry... he didn't allow Liang out of the shop" "Liang doesn't dare come to the shop" "Really?" "Yeah" "Uncle Yao wields such power" "Needless to say" "As men, we should show off... our masculinity when there's a chance" "Even hit your wife" "So she'll listen to you" "Or else..." "You understand" "Hit her?" "Put on your clothes and go to the shop" "Madam, are they packed?" "Done. 4 dollars in total 4 dollars?" "4 dollars, thanks" "Why the durian was cut?" "No one touched it" "No one touched it?" "It has been finished" "Oh, you ate it quietly" "What the hell!" "I didn't" "Don't deny." "You cut it off and put it back" "You didn't do it nicely" "You couldn't cheat me" "When did I do it?" "Don't take me wrong" "What're you laughing at?" "I'm telling you don't treat me wrong I am not !" "Everyone knows" "After eating durian, the smell will stay in your mouth" "Right" "I didn't." "You took me wrong" "Unless you rinse your mouth with tea ... the smell will stay I didn't rinse my mouth I didn't eat it" "Madam" "Do you dare to prove it?" "Let me smell your breath I didn't do it I'll let you smell my breath" "Smell it, bastard I have a bad cold" "You asshole" "Keep on hitting" "Better than practising behind" "You slut !" "Kissing someone behind my back" "You bastard, how dare you hit me?" "Hit her..." "Go inside... I'm not going..." "Go!" "I'll hit you inside I'm not going" "Thanks for your tricks" "The two bitches dare not mess around again" "Jin's trick is better than mine" "Surely that's evident I lose the game to you again" "How come?" "Chen's trick didn't involve money ... and took advantage of her as well" "Mine is different I took money to pull it off lsn't it me losing the game?" "Jin, you're too humble" "Jin, I'll pay you back" "Do you know... the mayor is going to celebrate his birthday?" "He counts much on selecting good time and date for good fortune lf he trusts you, he'll thank you with a nice publicity plaque lt's a very good promotion for you ... to your Mingjing Hall" "How can you help me?" "Do you want to know?" "It's easy I'll try to give you a hard time and test your skills" "This is a sesame candy I put it in my hand" "What's this?" "You try to do a bit of acting" "Then you say it's a sesame candy" "When I listen to your reply, I open my hand and it's a sesame candy" "Then you eat it" "Do you think it works?" "Chen Mengji, be honest" "You really mean to help me?" "Yes" "A honest, good and unselfish man will obtain help from everyone lt's fixed I know the clerical staff of county office" "He'll introduce mayor to have your fortune-telling" "Great" "Thanks for your help lt's my turn today" "Sir, do you know where Mr. Jing stays?" "Right in the front" "The Mingjing Hall" "Damn !" "What's the matter?" "Something wrong with my stomach" "Please take my position for a while" "Someone will come for fortune-telling" "Watch out" "is Mr. Jing here?" "Yes." "May I help you?" "I'm looking for him" "Please come in, sir" "Are you Mr. Jing?" "You're fooling me" "What?" "I was hit by a rock I'm here for revenge" "Mr. Jing, you played me" "Blind man, you hit the wrong person" "Stop it" "How can you hit someone without a reason?" "Come here" "Nonsense!" "Jing is too selfish I'll fool him around" "The blind man is wrong" "He shouldn't hit without a reason" "Cousin, get a smart boy here" "What for?" "I must take revenge on this blind man" "He'll be hit without a reason" "Okay" "Your name is "Just"" "Just" "Right. lf someone asks your name, tell him you're called "Just"" "Blind man" "What's the matter?" "Someone wants to have fortune read" "Where?" "Over there." "Let me lead you" "Okay" "Follow me" "Mind the steps" "Kid, what's your name?" "My name is "Just"" "Just, huh !" "It's a good name" "What's wrong with you?" "Stomachache I need to go to toilet I'll wait for you here" "Hurry up" "Don't walk away" "Okay" "Just, your shit really smells bad" "Just, are you done?" "Really?" "Mr. Jing is good at palmistry" "Bloody who dare shit here?" "Oh, just did it" "What the hell!" "How dare you say "just"?" "I'm not lying lt's "Just" who shit here I don't care... if it's just or whatever" "Come on, beat him up" "What?" "Let me go lt's "Just" shitted here" "Just, help!" "Cousin, The dog is going to shit" "Get me some dog shit here" "Cousin, the dog shit is here" "Cousin, ask the boss for some sesame" "Sesame?" "You know what you should do" "Fellow neighbors..." "What's the matter?" "Do you want to see Jing eating dog shit?" "is it real?" "Of course" "Then come with me" "Come with me" "You're really good" "You say I've gold under my feet I stepped on gold when I left home today" "What a coincidence !" "You're really well-known lt's really true" "I'll listen to you ... for my birthday party I'll invite a painter to draw a picture of big peach" "Jing, you're too much" "Are you making a living by cheating now?" "How dare you cheat my wife for 10 dollars?" "Chen Mengji?" "What do you want?" "What do I want, you ask I want to bust your shop" "Bust it" "Why are you so angry, man?" "I've reasons" "My wife is pregnant for 5 months I consulted Jing to know... if it's a boy or girl yesterday" "He took 10 dollars from me and said there'll be a boy as well as a girl" "That's why I'm so angry l wasn't wrong" "Let's wait and see" "Your wife will give birth ... to a girl first and then a boy" "That's what I meant;" "a boy and a girl as well l don't believe your words will come true" "Do you know what's in my hand?" "Not only do I know what's in your hand, ... but also what's in your heart" "So?" "Sesame candy." "Right?" "Open your hand" "Show it" "Jing is really a fairy" "Cool I like sesame candy." "Delicious" "This is a fortune candy" "Go ahead, eat it" "Does it taste good?" "Delicious?" "Eat..." "Swallow it" "Anything wrong?" "Very sweet" "Very sweet, that means it's delicious" "He says it tastes good" "Chen Mengji" "Tomorrow is my dad's 80th birthday" "For him Jing has foretold, saying that... it'll bring good luck if I could invite a painter to draw him a picture of big peach I'm sorry, mayor I'm not a painter I don't know how to draw" "Jing said that ... your drawing is the best in the county" "He said if you refuse, we just have to beat you with a stick for 40 times" "And then you'd get the inspiration to paint" "Jing, you bastard... very well know that I don't know how to paint" "How could you fool me like this?" "Well ?" "Should I give you some inspiration?" "Mr. Mayor, I really don't know how to paint" "Men" "Yes" "Mr. Mayor I really don't know how to paint" "Ouch, you hurt my butt !" "Cuntao, why are you so careless?" "Go and help the young master lt's your fault" "Do you want to die?" "How could you be so careless?" "It hurts" "What the hell !" "Mr. Mayor, I'm totally inspired now I'll make a good painting" "Well then" "It's you" "Young master" "This little bastard doesn't have any fortune" "He couldn't even take... a little bow from someone" "He..." "Grandpa, he... I invited him to paint a picture of peach" "Mr. Chen, please go ahead" "There'll be celebrities and officers coming to old master's birthday party" "This picture of fortune peach has to be good ... and outstanding" "Of course lt has to be very different" "Right." "This is the fortune of my dad" "Mr. Mayor, please let me use your study I need to purify my body and my mind, dedicating myself for the painting" "Okay" "Get the bucket now." "Hurry up" "Cuntao, prepare the ink" "Hurry" "Okay?" "Please place the ink ... and paper on the ground" "Put it there now" "It's ready." "Mr. Chen" "Thanks" "Madam, please close all the windows" "Close the door" "Oh, wet it a little" "Welcome..." "Please take a seat..." "Where are you going?" "What are you doing?" "Do you know what's the date today?" "Forget it." "Today's old master's birthday" "Don't hit him lt doesn't look good in front of the people" "You deserve it" "The old master is coming here soon" "The old master is coming" "Old master..." "Dad" "They give me faces." "They're all here" "Ladies and gentlemen, I invited a famous painter to paint a picture of 3 fortunate peaches" "Fellow scholars, take your time to enjoy the picture" "Hang it up" "This picture is the work of ..." "Chen Mengji's unique inspiration lt represents the 3 generations of my Liu family" "Please kindly enjoy it" "Please... lt's really marvelous" "Good I think this picture is really superb" "Remember, it covers 3 generations" "Grandpa, what're 3 generations?" "They're your dad, I and you" "Old master, look this is the old fortunate folk" "Oh, I see" "Mr. Mayor, you're in the middle" "Right" "Good lt's excellent" "This is my dearest grandson Dou" "Grandpa, why is my peach hollow in the middle?" "It's called abstraction I don't think so" "Dad always hits me" "Then my head becomes like this" "Your fault." "You always hit me on the head" "Give way" "Let me tell you a joke" "Whatjoke?" "Chen Mengji is really good." "The mayor family doesn't realize they've been fooled lt's like that" "Really?" "is it true?" "Very true" "You bloody Chen Mengji, a real crook" "You had me eating dog shit" "Mr. Jing, why are you so angry?" "I've reasons" "Mr. Jing, listen to me" "There's a business lf you agree, we can make a hundred taels of silver" "Besides there'll be 5 young girls to accompany you" "100 tales of silver and 5 young girls" "Right" "Let's take a seat" "Have a seat lt's different" "You see, Mr. Liu is in antiques" "But lately he knows that his son has given the family treasure, a Jade finger to Miss Mussel of 5 Flowers Whorehouse" "Right" "Why don't we talk to Ms. Mussel directly?" "It's because... they're doing business with the finger lf a customer is good enough ... to find the jade finger from the 5 flowers, he can have it for free" "Where's the jade finger put?" "Mr. Jing, it's put in some part of the body" "You know where it is" "Okay, I'll try to figure it out I've to warn you in advance though" "The 5 flowers are hard to handle" "There's a tomboy in the house" "She likes hitting people lf you can take her clothes off, you may do whatever you want" "The tomboy will hit people?" "Chen Mengji will take care of her" "There's another girl called Sweetie" "She's really sweet" "She may fix you even if you're a real hero" "Okay, I can handle that" "There's another girl called Spicy" "She scolds people by singing folk songs lf your singing is better than her, she'll obey you" "Singing folk songs?" "Oh, he excels at singing folk songs" "Okay I hear there's a bimbo who will take off ... her clothes whenever she sees a man" "That's right, she's very horrible I think she's kind of a sex maniac" "Okay, I'm an expert of taking clothes off I'll fix her" "The last one... is the eldest sister of the flowers" "Everyone calls her Mussel." "She's intelligent" "You'd better be careful" "Okay, I'll do it I'll work with Chen only for this time" "Chen, at 9 o'clock tonight whoever comes earlier may get it first" "Okay, Jing" "We'll do as you say" "Sister, what's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "It's very hot in here I'm very sleepy" "Don't talk now." "Listen to her" "We've two customers tonight" "He needs five of us" "Five of us?" "Right" "Who's this guy?" "How dare he want all five of us?" "Yeah" "Don't look down on him" "One of them is called Chen Mengji" "He's a king of tricks" "The other one?" "Mr. Jing" "The lousy master" "Tomboy, you knock him down I got it" "Both of them are very good at tricks" "Be careful" "Especially Chen" "Dumpling noodle" "Cheap and delicious" "Delightful lotus noodle" "Delicious" "A refund if you don't like" "The soup delicacy is fresh and tasty lt's made of fish and shrimps" "Egg noodle, beef noodle" "We've every kind of noodles" "Guangzhou's pig trotters make the best Craig drinks" "Thin noodles, thick noodles and fish noodles" "They're all excellent" "Noodles with oyster sauce" "The famous dumpling noodles" "You try and you'll know" "The famous dumpling noodles" "You'll definitely re-order it" "Dumpling and beef noodles" "Cheap and delicious" "Delightful lotus noodle" "Delicious" "Don't pay if it's not good" "The soup is fresh and tasty lt's stewed with fish and shrimps" "Dumpling noodles, thin noodles" "What do you want, lady?" "Dumpling or Beef noodle" "Five bowls of dumpling noodles" "Right away ls it good?" "Good" "Take it inside" "Coming" "Good." "Dumpling noodle is here" "What's the matter?" "Go I wanna have a first go" "Stop it" "How is it?" "Remember, here is my plan:" "The first round ;" "Sweetie's room ... is guarded by Tomboy" "Got it" "Bimbo, you take care of the 2nd round I'll fix him I'll scold him to death at the 3rd round" "No" "Sweetie will take care of the Yuan room" "You stay in the Wang room" "So you stay in my room?" "Yes" "Aren't you scared of the ghost?" "I've been scared by the ghost badly" "Right, I was scared every night" "Okay, cut the crap" "Don't scare sister off" "Man, why are you standing here?" "Leave" "Yes" "I've an appointment at 9 o'clock" "You alone?" "is my friend here?" "Not yet." "Come with me" "You're wrong, I'm not looking for you" "Come in" "What the hell !" "A tomboy's room couldn't be so nice !" "I thought it's Sweetie's room" "Tomboy, it should be Chen here" "Who asks you to come first?" "Oh, did I come first ?" "I guard the 1st round" "Do you know the rules?" "I know" "Come with me" "Stop it" "Let's talk about the rules first" "What rules?" "Let me touch you." "Just touch I'll give you a hundred dollars" "Not that easy." "You'll see my skills" "Get up" "What the hell !" "Are you scared now?" "Do you dare to touch me again?" "Are you raping me?" "What the hell!" "I'm taking off your clothes too" "How dare you... taking off my clothes?" "What the hell!" "Lay down... I'll find it out from your body" "How dare you... go about searching my body?" "Hands off I won't give up I won't let you do it" "Hands off I'll never give up" "Scared?" "You'll see how fierce l'm" "Get up" "Get up" "Well ?" "Did you find the treasure ?" "You want to go?" "It's not that easy" "You've nowhere to run" "Go to hell" "So vile !" "You've taken off my clothes" "Do you know my name?" "I know, you're bimbo" "You're good" "Meeting a person face-to-face is better indeed" "You're just crazy" "Are you looking for some treasure?" "Yes I think you can't pass my test" "Don't move" "Get up" "Go..." "Go to hell" "How bad you're!" "Hands off" "No" "Really?" "Most men bully women" "You're bad" "Hands off" "Hands off" "Damn it, you're bullying me !" "Let go of me !" "I'll bite the hell out of you" "Let me go" "Why the hell have you tied me?" "Let me go" "You bastard" "Let me go" "You men bullying women" "Come on, men" "Come on" "Sweetie" "Come on" "How's Tomboy faring ?" "Tomboy?" "I'm scared of her" "How about me?" "You're different" "Really?" "You're not bad afterall" "Pretty?" "Come on" "Hurry up I'm coming" "I'm asking you" "Do you have the jade finger?" "Tell me lf you know the place would you look for it?" "The place ?" "Can you find it?" "Do you have it?" "Come and find it" "Let me go, you bastard" "Let you go?" "Why have you tied me up ?" "You want to die?" "Let me go." "Where are you going?" "Come back and release me I don't give a damn" "Bastard, let me go" "Spicy?" "To beat me in singing?" "You're shameless" "You're nearly as good as me" "But I'm extremely good at singing I'm sure to have your clothes off" "One who loses has got to strip I won't take my clothes off I'll surely win I'll defeat you ultimately" "Then I'll have a good time with you" "You sleazy bastard" "You sure are horny" "Horny I am" "But not as wet as you" "I warn you in advance" "What?" "If I win then you..." "Take off your clothes I've questions for you" "Okay lf l can answer your question, you've gotta strip" "Listen" "Okay I'm listening" "What has a mouth but it can't speak?" "What has no mouth but it can make a noise?" "A Buddha statue" "But it can be very famous lt's done, Clothes off" "Okay" "What animal has feet but it can't walk?" "What thing without feet but it can walk around?" "A whore has feet but she doesn't walk" "The coin is without feet but it travels around" "All the clothes off" "Not that soon" "What's the thing that tumbles on water surface?" "What is it that can build on water surface?" "The duck has fun doing flips in water" "A boat has its building floating on water lt's taken off" "You're dreaming" "More?" "What flowers are like umbrellas?" "Which animal is like a snake in water?" "The lotus is like an umbrella in the pond" "An eel is like a snake in the water" "Cool, take it off I don't like taking my clothes off I like taking my pants off." "May I?" "Like taking pants off ?" "You sure are foxy !" "I wonder how many identities you have !" "How long is your damn hair?" "As long as I love you" "We'll be happy ever after" "No..." "What is it?" "How could it happen?" "You're naked?" "Sweetie really gave me a hard time" "Did you find the jade finger?" "No" "Then we just have Ms. Mussel left now" "She's the eldest sister of the flowers" "She's really cool" "You're putting me in danger I couldn't even take Sweetie alone" "How can I take Mussel altogether?" "Don't you dare?" "I'll do it" "You're my best friend" "You go for me" "But you need to play a minor role" "What is it?" "To play a painted face" "Ghost" "Help..." "Jade finger" "Give it to me" "Please give me back the jade finger" "Okay" "The finger is here" "Shit. I lose again !" "Ladies" "What's the matter?" "I found the jade finger" "Release me" "Let me off, please lt hurts !" "I beg of you." "Please, let me down"