"Die!" "Oh, shit!" "Are you going crazy, man?" "Don't you know kicking in the balls isn't allowed, asshole?" "!" "But you broke my sword!" "Calm down, stop it!" "Quit it!" "Stop!" "Alright, okay!" "I'm sorry, Eduardo!" "Screw Eduardo!" "My name is Golden Eagle, damn it!" "Let's go, Blob and Big Blue!" "It's not Blob, it's the Red Beetle!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Don't forget the Black Falcon!" "Yeah, that city is truly beautiful" "It really is" "I think so too" "I think it's even prettier seen from afar" "Yeah!" "Someday I'll buy a car so I can go there" "Meet people the from the city and all the hot women!" "Yeah!" "A bunch of really hot chicks!" "I think by the time you own a car that city will be done for" "What are you talking about, whitey?" "It's because my dad works at the City Hall" "And he told me everything that's been happening to him" "So, which matter is so important that you must disturb my lunch?" "Well, Your Honor, it's about the materials" "For the construction of the city's sewage system" "What of it?" "Well, what of it?" "We recieved less than half of what we'll need" "Do it with what you have, buddy" "Exactly" "Your Honor, we recieved fifteen hundred meters of pipes" "But we'll need a total of six thousand" "That means we won't even get near the treatment plant" "Treatment plant!" "Do you honestly think that with this huge mangrove surrounding the city" "I'll build a treatment plant?" "!" "Throw the shit in the mangrove!" "But Your Honor, the mangrove is an area under environmental policy" "What if the environmentalists find out?" "Those people are too busy smoking pot" "He's right, they're all stoners, a shame to this country!" "But Your Honor, the city needs at least a minimum of infrastructure" "What this city needs" "Is a Mayor capable of solving things within his reach" "And that's what I'm going to do" "You can throw the shit in the mangrove" "Throw it at the beach" "Even throw it at your lady mother's house if you like" "But get it done!" "Harsh words, but very well put, sir!" "But Your Honor, we came to know that you received ten million" "And we also know that you're using less than nine hundred thousand" "Now, Mr. Secretary" "Shut the fuck up, and solve this piece of crap" "God damn Brazilian spices" "Excuse me, gentlemen" "Mr. Mayor, excuse me for the insistence on the subject" "But we'll have sewage spreading throughout the streets" "The people might churn up" "There are controversies about that, sir, controversies!" "They're not going to strike!" "This is Brazil, land of pussies" "No one riots here!" "And do you know what else?" "What comes from below doesn't affect me" "Do you know what year we're in?" "Yes, Your Honor, I know what year we're in" "Elections year" "Year of elections!" "Right!" "I've already been elected twice, so that means I can't run for mayor again" "So now I want this city to flood with shit" "With these people drowning in crap, because that's what they deserve!" "It's good that you remember you also live in this city, sir" "After my mandate is over, I'll go to a place with civilized people" "I'll go to Switzerland, Miami I'd even go to fucking hell!" "And do you know what?" "They're likely to elect another mayor much worse than me" "Surely he will not be a match for Your Excellency" "Your Honor!" "Mr. Mayor!" "You're just fooling around!" "It's serious!" "I liked the story" "It's not a story, it's the truth!" "Dude!" "You're such a liar!" "Wait, I'm not finished, it gets much worse" "Hello?" "Yes!" "This is the water company" "I'm calling because there's sewage spilling in front of my house" "Look sir, our system doesn't indicate there's a leakage in your street" "You don't understand" "There's a bunch of shit in front of my house!" "I think it would be better if you call the City Councill, sir" "City Council speaking" "Good afternoon" "For three weeks now I've been informing you" "Of sewage spilling in front of my house" "Waste, water, shit, poop, all of those" "Are responsability of the water company" "Thank you for your call, but this is not the water company" "Health Department, good afternoon" "There's a load of crap..." "No, for sewer leakages you must call the Department of the Environment" "This is the Health Department" "When you get sick, give us a call or look for a hospital, ok?" "Good day" "But..." "Department of the Environment, good mor... good afternoon" "There has been sewer spilling in front of my house" "Yeah, sewer stinks" "Streaming right in front of my home" "You have to look for people who work with constructions and stuff ...A spill sewer..." "Hello?" "You don't understand, it's leaking..." "So what?" "In front of my house" "Will I die too?" "What do you mean?" "In my mouth?" "Hello!" "Good morning, sir" "I'm from the Department of the Environment" "I'm here because of a problem with the sanitation in you property" "Oh, thank god!" "I've been trying to solve this for weeks!" "Here you go" "What's this?" "This is a bill, you have until three days to solve this problem in your sewage system" "But it's not my problem" "I have a cesspool" "This is the prefecture's problem" "Actually no sir, reason with me" "If this was the City Council's responsability all the other houses in the region would be having similar issues" "But we noticed that the leakage only happens in your area" "So the problem is actually yours" "Good day to you, farewell" "We noticed you've clogged up your sewer pipes" "As stated in the 18th article, 25th item of the constitution" "This represents a federal crime" "So I must charge you" "You have until three days to appeal" "Good day to you, farewell" "That story wasn't frightening" "Oh my god!" "I told you already:" "It isn't a story, it's the truth!" "Ok guys, let's get something to eat" "Instead of sitting here listening to bullshit" "Hey, where's Edu?" "Wasn't he behind you?" "He vanished all of a sudden!" "Oh man, this sucks!" "Edu!" "Edu!" "He's back there!" "Come on!" "Come close, look what I found!" "Damn!" "What is that?" "Did you do it?" "Of course not" "Yes you did!" "I just found it!" "Maybe it's from a jaguar" "It wasn't a jaguar, look at the size of it" "Don't you see?" "It's a werewolf track" "The Colonel's house is near here" "What Colonel?" "Don't you know what happened to the Colonel?" "What's this barbarity, son?" "He was one of ours, Colonel" "I found him near Father Pedro's house" "What kind of person could've done this?" "No human could've done this, Colonel" "This must've been..." "A werewolf" "Don't be queer, boy" "Do you take me for a man that believes in superstition" "And things from another world?" "Sorry Colonel" "But looks like it could've been done by the Devil's offspring" "Know what I think?" "That voodoo nigger of Father Pedro has something to do with this" "Maybe he really is a werewolf" "And speaking of which of which , Genésio" "Aren't you a seventh son?" "You know what people say about that!" "Are you accusing me, Piolho?" "Yes!" "You are kind of weird anyway" "Ok, ok, quit the blabbing" "What ever it is, we're going to solve it with bullets" "Hi Genésio, do you need any help?" "Hi Ana" "Don't worry, let me take care of this on my own" "Lady Ana, you know the Colonel doesn't like you talking to peasants" "Lobo, Violão!" "Break that fight up" "Quit this non-stop fighting of yours!" "It's already been hell, and we still have to find out who did that to our guy" "See what that nigger knows" "And if he tries anything, put him to the knife" "Let's go Genésio, you're with me" "Ok, I'll just put on my special clothes" "Oh, Look!" "Who enters my humble yard?" "The Colonel's men!" "Be welcome, my children!" "How can I be of service?" "And you, child?" "Wearing that costume!" "You must be needing a whole lot of protection!" "We're looking for a demon" "We're wondering if you know something about it" "Demon?" "What demon?" "No!" "We came to destroy this god damned demon!" "Stop, Stop!" "My spirits will come at night and get you!" "You shouldn't have done this" "I won't let the nigger bleed out" "When I had my lands in the south, I kept the blacks far away from me" "And also priests and shepherds" "Because supersticious people are all ignorant" "And only cause trouble" "Hey Lobo, get my horse" "At this hour Colonel?" "Do you want escort?" "No, there's no need" "It's just a meeting at Madam Ursula's whorehouse" "I can take care of it" "I'll be back by dawn, and don't worry I can take care of myself Genésio!" "What have you done to poor Father Pedro?" "Poor Father Pedro?" "He was the werewolf!" "That's just what you're saying!" "He really was, and he attacked us!" "I had to defend myself, it was him or me" "I had to defend myself, to be with you my darling" "But now, seeing you like this, makes me regret it" "Come, give me a hug!" "Everything will be alright" "Miss Ana, go home!" "This is neither the time nor place" "Nor company for a lady like you" "And I want to have a little tought talk with Genésio here" "I want to stay here!" "What are you going to do about it?" "Go home, or I'll tell the Colonel everything" "Go Ana" "With Piolho here I can deal with" "Now, let's have a little conversation we should've had a long time ago" "What do you want , Piolho?" "Why are you always getting in our way?" "We love each other, and you have nothing to do with it" "Yes I do!" "You're a good for nothing bum, and I'm the Colonel's most loyal man" "Someday, I'll be the owner of all these lands" "And maybe the owner of Ana too!" "I'm still convinced you're a fucking werewolf from hell" "Piolho, the creature's not dead!" "Then it wasn't that voodoo nigger like you said" "But we didn't take care of his body..." "We should have burned that little coon!" "You always have a straight answer" "And you let Ana go off in the woods alone!" "She's in danger!" "You idiot!" "Let's find her!" "Ok" "Go!" "Hurry Piolho!" "Calm down, I'm hearing something, the creature must be near" "We should get out of here!" "What happened?" "You look horrible" "Seems you've been fighting" "It was the werewolf Colonel, the creature's not dead!" "Where is Ana, Colonel?" "Where is she?" "Why do you want to know where's my daughter?" "She's asleep" "I must know if she's well, Colonel" "I fought the werewolf!" "At night Ana and I met in the woods" "I know I shouldn't have, sir" "But let me tell you what happened..." "Prepare yourself!" "The creature is out here" "I know, asshole!" "But it's true, I swear" "I'm only here because I hid until dawn" "Ask Ana and she'll tell you I'm not lying" "No, Genésio of the Knife!" "You're mad!" "I didn't leave my room at night" "I was in my bedroom" "Master, I stayed with her the whole time" "The worse thing you can do to yourself is falling in love, boy" "Take this ridiculous outfit off this lying idiot" "Tie him up and beat him" "And then we'll talk" "So, Genésio of the Knife." "Was it the werewolf?" "Because now Piolho is dead" "And he was in your hands" "Don't you have too many deaths on you back, boy?" "No Colonel, it really was the werewolf" "I'll leave you here alone and tied up" "If you are the werewolf, you're going to turn into an animal later, aren't you?" "But if you aren't, then don't worry!" "At the break of day everything will be ok" "Unless the werewolf comes rip your guts out!" "What is it?" "!" "When you were with Piolho, you weren't man enough to protect him" "So now I want to see if there's a bit of manliness in you" "Son of a bitch!" "No Colonel!" "Colonel!" "What?" "We found Piolho's body" "Fucking hell!" "Don't leave me alone, Colonel!" "I'm not the werewolf!" "No!" "What are you doing, heated bitch?" "!" "Do you know what you're doing?" "You really are a little bitch aren't you?" "And you, Genésio, I'll deal with later!" "No!" "Father!" "Please don't kill Genésio!" "Be quiet!" "I'm the boss around here" "Was she really naked?" "Of course, lackwit!" "Everybody knows that when a werewolf comes back to normal, it's naked" "You're lying, a werewolf transformation isn't like that" "The person doesn't come out the mouth, only transforms" "Have you ever seen a transformation?" "Of course!" "From movies and stuff" "Movies have it all wrong!" "You don't know shit!" "And did Genésio of the Knife die?" "I hope so, or else he'd still be around here" "I guess nobody knows" "And do you think he made the footprint?" "What?" "!" "He's joking!" "Werewolves don't exist" "He made the footprint himself!" "Bet it was your mom who made it!" "Don't talk about my mother!" "If you don't believe me, then fuck you!" "Hey, hold up!" "There's something following us!" "Can't be the werewolf, it doesn't exist!" "Don't worry dude, it's daytime and they only attack at night" "Yup, it might only be a jaguar" "Stop!" "What?" "I'm not going through there." "Let's go around" "Are you a chicken?" "You want to go around?" "I have better things to do!" "Why don't you want to go through the bamboo grove?" "Haven't you heard the story about the Saci who lives in there?" "What story?" "He's messing with you, come on" "No I'm not!" "Don't you remember what happened to Ester?" "You may pass, my child, go on!" "But much respect for the people of the forest" "Thank you!" "My mom asked if you could write it down" "Ok" "See you" "Calm down!" "I'm sorry, I was just trying to ambush a hare" "A hare?" "Are you mad?" "You could've shot me!" "Do I look like a hare to you?" "Kind of!" "You're small and cute" "You have soft hair" "And looks very delicious" "Fuck, old man!" "If you keep surprising people like this, you might wind up shot" "You shouldn't be here" "The bamboo grove is the home of the Saci" "It'll soon be dark, and the forest will grow dangerous" "I hunt here almost every day, and nothing ever happend to me!" "What do you have to say about that?" "You better leave before I lose my respect for you" "And punch you in the face" "Oh but you will regret this!" "You both will!" "You should have more respect for the people of the forest!" "You shouldn't talk like that to elders, Christi" "The old man is nuts, tomorrow he won't remember any of this" "I'm going home" "No, wait" "Have you ever seen an armadillo?" "This is taking too long!" "You have to be patient while hunting" "Be cool, ok?" "It'll show up" "The Saci..." "Reckless girl" "If she's off flirting with that shameless Christi, she'll see" "What are you trying to say?" "He came here this afternoon like a rutting dog" "And to top it all off, she's late with the milk!" "Makes you wonder, doesn't it Jorge?" "Now this too..." "Mother, I thought it didn't exist" "But it does and I saw it in the woods!" "What are you talking about?" "Where's the milk I sent you for?" "What's this talk about the forest, young lady?" "I saw the Saci, mother!" "Stop being heretical, child!" "With whom were you in the forest with?" "Christi was hunting, and asked if I wanted to see an armadillo" "I knew she was up to something with that dog!" "You were in the middle of the forest, with a man?" "!" "He just wanted to show me an armadillo" "When a really weird creature showed up, Father Pedro..." "Father Pedro?" "Ungrateful brat!" "Your father is here, see?" "!" "And to think you've been talking to that evil man!" "Stop it, woman" "I'll stop!" "But this girl's bringing bad energy to our home" "Go to your room" "Hi" "What are you doing here?" "I just came to see if you're ok" "I'm fine." "You should leave" "Calm down" "Did you tell anyone what we saw today?" "I did, but they wouldn't believe me" "They won't" "They'll only believe it when they see the creature" "What do you mean?" "I'm going to kill that Saci and embalm it" "Then, I'll change anyone who wants to see it!" "I'm going to get rich, Ester" "I think it would be best if you didn't do that" "Like Father Pedro said" "We should have respect for the people of the forest" "Father Pedro is crazy" "I just came here to check on you" "It's better if I just go, good night" "I think so too." "Good night" "Jorge..." "What, woman?" "Can't you see I'm in communion with the Holy Ghost?" "Want to make us a little boy?" "With God's will!" "Have mercy!" "This can only be the work of the enemy!" "What madness is this, child?" "Father!" "The Saci!" "It came for me!" "Stop this blaphemy, girl!" "Mom I swear..." "Shut up and go to sleep" "Father, it was the Saci" "It came for me" "Obey your mother, sweetheart" "I swear" "After breakfast you'll go to the farm to get some milk, ok?" "No mom!" "I'm not going through the bamboo grove, the Saci lives there" "Obey your mother and stop talking nonsense" "So you bothered him, didn't you?" "Ask for forgiveness, child" "Pray for his forgiveness" "You should have more respect for the people of the forest" "Hi" "Here you go" "Thank you" "Ester, my child, why did you take so long?" "Let me see" "This milk is spoiled, Ester!" "Honey, what's happening to you?" "Ester?" "Jehovah!" "Fellow believers, she is possessed" "But I will free her!" "Begone Satan!" "Come back to your father's arms" "As the Evil leaves, her soul shall come back to us" "And you, my pious followers!" "Shall also be blessed by the words of the Lord Almighty!" "Hallelujah!" "Praise the Lord!" "Your daughter is a girl of a very strong and good spirit" "But the Evil is attracted to her" "Just as to everything else that is good" "She is involved with something that should not be" "That in actuality, is something that possesses us when it shouldn't" "Which is the actual Devil!" "Could it be Christi?" "That boy is no good!" "I know he's after her" "Calm down" "I've met the kid" "The boy is only driven by desires of the flesh, nothing more" "The Father of Saints..." "Yes!" "There lies true danger" "He can create ghastly illusions" "Such as the Saci itself!" "A father must do anything to protect his daughter" "Getting rid of a Father of Saints" "Is not a sin!" "May God bless you" "And me too!" "This ends today" "What are you going to do, Jorge?" "In the name of Jesus!" "I didn't raise my daughter to be cursed by a Father of Saints!" "I'm going to kill that old man!" "May God's will de done!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "The Saci!" "Shut up, forsaken!" "But mom, the Saci went after him!" "You are bound by the name of Jesus!" "My child, your father is only trying to save your soul" "It's your fault" "You are possessed" "Ester!" "Come here!" "Your bastard wizard!" "You bewitched my little girl!" "I'll show you!" "I didn't do anything" " I'll kill you!" " I was only trying to help!" "Dad!" "Jorge!" "Have mercy!" "What have you done?" "!" "It was the Saci!" "It's the Saci's fault!" "The Saci tricked me!" "You're mad!" "It was the Saci!" "Come to me, little children!" "I'm running!" "I'm running!" "She's nuts!" "Who's the king of heaven?" "Mother!" "It was the Saci!" "It wasn't me!" "It was the Saci!" "The Saci!" "Get me out of here!" "God damn it!" "This path is longer than I could recall" "Getting tired is better than facing the Saci" "You really are a bunch of idiots" "Crap!" "Guys, let's go home" "It's getting late" "Afraid of the dark?" "Werewolves don't exist!" "No, but my mother will get worried" "I'm not afraid of werewolves" "Only ghosts" "Everyone's afraid of ghosts" "I'm afraid of nothing of the sort" "Oh, so you're not afraid of ghosts?" "Then I'm going to tell you a bone chilling story" "SILENCE!" "DO WHAT I SAID" "DO IT NOW!" "Bloody Blonde" "Bloody Blonde" "Bloody Blonde" "Young lady, you're in trouble" "She didn't like you escaping" "Especially after what happened to your little friend" "What happened to Jessica?" "So..." "She was found in the bathroom" "Catarina de Jesus Boarding School" "Do you know what this is?" "This is education!" "This is what you're going to have here" "Education!" "Recompose yourself" "You've been here for three months" "And you still insist in running away to your stepmother's house?" "That's my father's house..." "Your father is dead!" "And you should be grateful for living in a refined house such as this" "She locked me in here!" "It's been years since anyone has entered that bathroom" "I warned you" "But no!" "You had to invent your little tales" " See what you got?" " No, it wasn't my fault!" "It was her... the woman, the blonde!" "Liar!" "There is no woman, neither ghosts nor monsters!" "Your crazy friend committed suicide" "She killed herself" "And it's your fault!" "Because you filled her head with gibberish" "No!" "Don't you think I noticed you never go in there?" "It's because you're afraid too!" "Enough!" "Yes ma'am?" "Take her out of my sight!" "You haven't seen the last of me yet" "Make her sleep through the night" "Yes ma'am" "Here" "This should ease you" "I don't want it, Hugo" "If I were you, I'd take it" "She might give you peace while you sleep" "She?" "The Blonde?" "Does she talk to you too?" "Sweet dreams, my child." "Sweet dreams" "Hey" "Don't be sad" "I know you loved your parents" "Everything will be alright" "You can always count on me, Maria" "Maria." "Maria" "Maria" "Maria" "Jessica?" "Jessica?" "Jessica..." "Hey, blondie!" "Want to go for a ride?" "Be quiet!" "Otherwise it'll be worse" "Clara" "Are you mad, Cintia?" "If your mother catches us, we're dead!" "IT SHOULD'VE BEEN YOU" "Maria." "Maria" "It wasn't me!" "I swear, I didn't do it!" "She got scared and slipped, then the mirror..." "Can't these imbeciles stay alive?" "Why are you just standing there?" "Get something to stop the bleeding!" "Help me, Rita!" "Shit, shit!" "Don't die, motherfucker!" "My god..." "What happened here?" "!" "We killed Maria!" "Shut up, imbecile!" "It's a lie mommy, we did nothing" "To your rooms, now!" "What are you waiting for?" "Throw dirt in there, imbecile!" "Wait a bit..." "I'm tired!" "Give me that!" "They're trying to destroy me again!" "All I ever wanted" "Was to take care of this school" "Educate these children!" "But all I got was treason" "That bitch!" "But my school is much more important than all of that" "None of you can destroy me" "She's going to rot in that fucking bathroom forever!" "Finally!" "Clara, I don't think I can take it" "I told Cintia to stop after what happened to Jessica" "But she has no limits" "What now, Lord?" "!" "What are we going to do?" "!" "I don't want to go to jail" "Aren't you ever worried about anything?" "We're screwed and all you do is polish those god damn nails!" "Help!" "Help!" "Know what?" "Fuck it!" "Those two were a pain in the ass anyway" "Could've died sooner" "Totally!" "Can I have another?" "You know, this whole story makes me horny" "What's that girl up to again?" "!" "Cintia" "Do you want to play with me?" "Cintia?" "Cintia!" "Mom?" "Mom!" "Cintia!" "It was true, mom" "What are you talking about?" "I saw it!" "I saw the Blonde, mother!" "I saw her with my own eyes" "Dorotéia..." "Dorotéia" "No!" "Yeah, that actually was the scariest story" "I already heard that one long before" "I think it's bullshit" "Why do I have to believe in your crap if you won't believe in my story?" "Oh my god!" "I already told you!" "It's because my Dad works at the City Hall" "The sewer thing is real, but just forget it" "Whose house is that?" "That's Iara's house" "Haven't you heard the story?" "You're telling another story?" "!" "It's true, everyone knows Iara's story" "He's right, I heard about her too" "I don't really like it" "Isn't Iara like a freshwater mermaid?" "No, Iara is a woman" "And she's been in there ever since" "Why did we come here, again?" "To eat jackfruit!" "They've cut down all jackfruit trees, this is the only one left" "Don't worry, she only leaves at night" "Ok, then we better go home." "It'll be dark soon" "You're just messing with me, right?" "No!" "It's true!" "You can see her through the window!" "What a damn lie!" "You like to call others liars, don't you?" "Then come on!" "Come have a look" "Come see, come on, come on!" "I don't see anything" "Let us help you" "No!" "Help me! Come back!" "This is so you learn not to call others liars!" "Take that, asshole!" "Open up!" "Don't leave me!" "Open!" "Open!" "Open... You've worked for many years making horror movies" "What's it like to make horror movies in Brazil?" "Terrible" "Terrible, terrible..." "There's been a few who tried it" "But they couldn't even finish their horror "tapes"" "Roll 19, scene 3, take 3" "Camera!" "Rolling" "Action" "The Father of Saints!" "Yes!" "Mojica is not only into horror, he's into every possible genre" "I think all Brazilian filmmakers should have a little of Mojica in their minds" "I had the great pleasure of being José Mojica Marin's assistant" "You can't imagine what it feels like" "I pratically "beat" life!" "What I can say about The Black Fables" "Is that it's a very old dream of mine" "To use Brazilian folklore" "As inspiration to create cool monsters" "Being able to invite other Brazilian directors" "Who are also in love with horror" "Made this dream come true!" "Now..." "Having Master Mojica sitting on the director's chair" "Almost 80 years old" "Having fun like a kid..." "Was much beyond a dream come true" "It was one of the coolest things I'd seen in life!" ""Unfortunately tragedy is part of life", isn't it?" "Yes!" "He learns his lines fast!" "Well..." "Since I'm the forerunner;" "the first man to do this in Brazil" "I know how difficult it is" "It's really hard" "So you can picture my satisfaction" "When I knew there was someone else!" "I met Aragão and his work about 2,5 years ago" "So I felt satisfied" "I even remember commenting about someday working with this fighter" "Who took the right path!" "Camera!" "Rolling" "Action" "Yes, my beautiful lady" "This is the end for those who don't tithe" "Cut!" "I thought it would be more practical" "Finding a one legged boy" "And putting him to hop around" "Than to actually make a Saci like he did" "Action!" "Ok, just the detail of her walking the footbridge" "The first day I saw Walderrama dressed and walking as the creature" "I thought:" "Dude look at that beauty" "And when Lupe turned to me and said "I'm scared!"" "I thought:" "Damn!" "Making "Bloody Blonde" was a huge pleasure" "Imagine making a movie in an abandoned school" "With a ton of blood" "Full of jumpscares and women" "It was great!" "Action!" "You, you, and all of you!" "Who do not honor this piece of work" "That was done, really, with a lot of love" "And dedication" "Surely!" "When you least expect it..." "And go looking for a woman" "Oh!" "You'll be in trouble" "Because you'll go limp!" "Not knowing why" "But it'll be because of a plague" "Cast upon those who do not appreciate what is Brazilian" "You'll never have intercourse with a woman again" "Unless you turn into a tranny!" "That's a different situation..." "And I wash my hands of it!" "Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye..." "Very good, Mojica!"