" Beautiful, or what?" " For fuck's sake, you're home?" "And there's more!" "Delightful little thing, don't you think?" "I am Mette" "I'm nineteen" "At the age of thirteen I became a Nazi" "Everybody loves me" "They'll probably attack from both sides, so let's place our guards here - and here" "Well, then they'll just attack from here" "The ones I care for..." "Here!" "Highest risk!" "We're vulnerable, they're getting the attention" "The ones I'm fighting" "Maby Mette should hold the speech?" "Of course I should" "The ones I impress" "But most of all  my colleagues in the home help service" "Since I gladly take the oldies that no one else can handle" " Look, see what they've done to me?" " Wake up and smell the coffee" "Coming to the meeting?" "When we first met, Märta was afraid of almost everything" "Of the paper-boy   of the birds" "Of slipping on the rug   and of men" "But most of all   of being poisoned by the home help service" "Now open your mouth" "Open it up!" "What's in the food?" "Behind the door across the hall, ... lives Elsie" "Elsie is nearly a hundred years old" "Elsie is mean to almost everyone" "To the paper-boy   the children in the backyard" "To the home help service" "You know what I think?" "The little one is dead!" "Miscarriage!" "But most of all she's mean to Mr W, who lives behind the window across the yard" "He wrote for years and years a story" "But when he had only one page left, ... he got cancer" "That made him kind of bitter" "At those who can fly   those who can walk" "At those who can live" "But most of all   because he needs home help service even though he's only fortynine" "Are you done...?" "Should we wipe?" "Get lost!" "Let's make this short!" "Mette, welcome back from vacation." "Hope you had a good time" "I can see we have some trouble with your cares" "Who are "we"?" "Very well, then we only have one thing left." "Harald Börjesson is back in our district" "Well, I won't go there" "Do we have any volunteers?" "I'll take it" "Good morning" "Fucking hell!" "No!" "Damned fucking people!" "Ouch!" "Oh but come on?" "We're having fun, right?" "Need some help?" "Or I'll leave" "Well, nice meeting you" "Hugs and kisses" "You're evil!" " You know who I met?" " No, tell me" "Anders." "You know what he said?" "That I'm a smart girl." "Really!" "Hey, you really think so... that I'm evil?" "What the hell is wrong with you?" "You're my darling baby, and you know it." "He's not good for you" "What about that speech?" "Brothers and sisters..." "Syrup or water?" "Water or syrup?" "Juice or syrup." "Syrup or juice" "Juice or water." "Juice or syrup." "Water or water." "Water or juice" "Syrup or water" "You know, Märta." "If you don't eat   you can't fight" "And you might get abused..." "Assaulted..." "Raped!" "By just about anybody" "You're in my way!" "How is the common sense coming along?" "Trouble hearing?" "Cancer in the ears, or what?" "The hearing is located here on both sides" "And this is the tumour." "Since October 1st it has grown from there" "With the same speed it will take... it'll take..." "It..." "It will be two years before it's this big" "But don't you bother." "By then I'll be long gone" "It was just a question" "Porridge?" "You're terribly, terribly ugly" "I`d help you if I could" "But, I'm sorry to say, never in your life you will meet a man" "It would be a very ugly one, if any" "Please leave the room." "I'm nauseated by eating with you here" "What's this?" "Hello?" "This is really ugly" "It's particles." "From you." "From your hair." "From your skin" "On my fingers" "Normally, men want women with some kind of curves" "And if anyone will ever take pity on you please put some pillows on your hips so the poor fellow survives" "And put something in your bra, so the ladies wont take you for a boy" "Elsie..." "Who in the world would ever pity, such an old... wrinkled dragon like you?" "How come I look like seventy when I'm almost a hundred, you think?" "I always get the ones I want" "And intend to manage as many as possible before I die" "So that's what it's about?" "Quantity" "What's that supposed to mean?" "Is there quality when it comes to men?" "The water you're drinking..." "I found it in the toilet" "And the meat, is straight from the trash" "Oh, you fool" "You need to wash that hair" "He will not escape!" "I've seen him" "He's there already, you see" "The boy of course, are you stupid or what!" "I'll be buried next to her, because then he has no choice" "Okay, I'll take care of it" "If you let go" "Hands off!" "And you'll wash your hair" "Only 'til I get some money..." "Don't worry, you can count on us" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Will you please sleep here tonight?" "Boiled or broiled?" "Now what is that?" "I told you, lamb" "With real fibres" "A nice little bit of fluff - or nothing" "I want you to leave!" "Wanna have a look?" "I`m clean all over ... even between the toes" "And now I'm toweling" "I only had one page left" "Then I would've been done." "But then it was too late" "Take those away!" "You think you can simply walk around and swing your hips" "If you don't work it, you won't get it at the age of forty" "Ever tried anal sex?" "It's really pleasant" " So when will you you die?" " In a year" " And how much left to write?" " One page" "Okay!" "It takes you more than a year to write a page" "And for how many years did you write?" "Twenty" "So there's twenty pages by now?" "!" "Fat novel, Mr" "It doesn't work" "Doesn't work" "I know" "You don't know at all, never, ever" "Will never be" "Never, never ever, never will be" "Never coming home" "Where's your pills?" "Never... will never ever be" "Go play somewhere else." "This is not a playground" "This place is for the dead" " And those who work?" " Nobody's working here" "So you're a ghost, eh?" "You ordered a Hawai, thats... mine..." "Your place or mine?" "Harald..?" "Get lost!" " What the fuck are you doing?" " You're always in my way!" "One hand!" " Do I know you?" " Don't think so" "Let me show you something strange" "So...?" "She blooms at night" "Yeah?" "I see no flowers" "Ten years and then..." "She's flowering for one single night, and then she dies" "I couldn't do that" "It's all about time" "You actually waited ten years?" "Well twentyfour, but with different plants" "My god, what's your problem?" "Think of her, she waits a lifetime, just to die." " That's fucking sad" " Don't think so" " Fuck!" " Yes!" " Damn..." " Yes, yes, yes!" " Fucking negro!" " Get it up!" "Good morning!" "Märta..." "Hello." "Good morning." "Why don't you sit up." "Let's rise..." " You were in my dream" " Really?" "Should I be scared or flattered?" "What?" "What's that smile?" "Now what's this?" "Don't you want to read?" " How about a shower?" " No!" "I'm clean" "Harald." "If you'd ask me your son is an idiot, not coming to see you" "But I can make him, if you want me to" "He won't come." "But when I'm dead he'll be forced to" "Then he will have no choice" "Where are you going?" "Nowhere" "Staring at a seedling all night long?" "Don't you ever sleep?" " Not much" " Me neither" "You're a little nuts, aren't you?" "Your parents dropped you on your head?" " Don't have parents" " That's what I thought" "So, who found you in the woods?" "Did you get a little?" "How is that speech coming along?" "Huh?" "I know what you're up to, you know" "You are a bad girl!" "You ought to be ashamed!" "Oh but I want to keep her!" "It dosn't vibrate enough I think." "I want to feel it a little more" "It's probably the batteries." "But what an ugly smell..." "Is that you, Elsie?" "They better be good in bed, and that's enough for me" "What is that smell?" "It's just a gift" "Oh fucking hell!" "Why don't you put it under his pillow?" "A lot going on?" "Something fun?" "You know old Harald ..." "The psycho in the churchyard of course!" "What the hell is wrong?" "Having your period?" "Well, forget about him" "In two months it will be as big as the entire right cerebral hemisphere" "It grows at night, if you didn't get that already" ""Young man, seventy something looking for young woman in the same age for walks and talks"" " It doesn't sound that bad, does it?" " But I don't like talking" " It's something you write, okay" " I want to sleep" "Sorry..." "We'll just sit here?" "Doing nothing?" " What about the rest of your family?" " Hush" "The flower got ears?" "I hate my father." "For real" "Why?" "He beat me." "People keep going on about forgiveness all the time" "Well, that's just babbling" "Don't you think I know what you're up to?" "You should be damned happy I haven't told them" "Or do you want me to?" " We never talk anymore!" " I'm tired" "Tomorrow night at seven." "I told them you're coming" "If you care about me at all, you better be there" " Could I please sleep here tonight?" " No" " Oh come on.." "I can sleep on the floor" " No" "A friend of yours?" "Is it a guy?" "Good-looking?" " Beware of the birds!" " Not birds... men" " Had sex lately?" " I`m an old woman" "Not that old." "If I found you a babe, you'd give him a chance, right?" "I don't want to!" "Can you do magic?" "Looks like you've enchanted a poor bird" "Looks like it's about to become... alive" "Let's try" "Live!" "Fly!" "Don't laugh!" "I'm trying to free a poor soul" "You try" "Die!" "What's the matter with you?" "You always talk rubbish" "Nothing to say?" "What's happened?" "We will solve this." "With your help!" "Here!" "They belonged to me now" "My own grumpy oldies" "And I to them" "Harald and I threw everything away" "And waited together for his son, to come visit" "Mr W got some inspiration and had to find some explanations" "Suddenly he wrote again, a first line on the last page" "Elsie charmed the men" "See that nail?" "I should hang you up like a painting, for me to watch!" "She even wanted Mr W" "And he tried to play her game" "Together we invented the world again, as we wanted it to be" "And I?" "I couldn't help it" "Suddenly, they had become my whole world" "Time to practice!" "Well, cheers" "Welcome to Mette's dating school" "Never talk about money." "They only think they'll have to support us" " Well isn't that what we want?" " But we don't want them to get that, do we?" " Well then, what do they want from us?" " Our big boobs." "Yes, I guess that'd be the reason" "Maybe Elsie is right." "It is all about sex" "I said so!" "If you just act like yourself, he will love you." "If he isn't interested, the loss is his" " You look like Olga tonight" " Who's Olga?" "You're beautiful" "To a long life with plenty of sex" "And love" "If he does like this then he's definitely interested" "Cheers!" "She has to come home at some point, right?" "Hey?" "Wait a minute!" "I said wait!" "Well, blame yourself" " I can't come here no more." " You're scared?" "What if the world is a little more complicated than a damn fucking flower!" " Trouble hearing, man?" " Hell yes!" "Actually!" "Too bad for you" "Märta..." "Märta, come on" "Don't do this!" "Märta" "Come on!" "Märta." "Don't do this, wake up!" "Wake up!" "Come on, wake up!" "Did Olga die?" "Damn you... damn you!" "Fucking bitch!" "Give Olga my regards, okay?" "You're about to die?" "Well it's about time" "Hope you don't mind I'll take the chance to celebrate" "Forgive me" "What the fuck is this?" "What's this?" "Did you take this..." "You'll bring them into the grave, or what?" "You think she's happy now?" "Well?" "When you've kept them so nicely" "Well?" "Can't you just fucking die sometime" "Throw." "Throw I said!" "I said throw!" "Throw!" "Throw!" "Throw!" "For fuck's sake, throw!" " Stop that..." " Get lost!" " This is everything to him!" " Yes I know!" " For fuck's sake, he's an old man!" " You know nothing about him!" "You know nothing about me!" " It was me for fuck's sake!" " You what?" "Your arm, your fucking arm." "It was me" "Cheers." "Cheers." "Harald found his son at last." "And Märta met her friend again" "But life went on" "For Elsie" "For mr W" "And maybe, even for me" "I'm a writer" "You're not acting like one, goddamn it" "To start with you have to write - and you don't" " Watch me!" " I'd be pleased" "Last page!" "See, how hard can it be?" "And such fucking moaning" "You'll be a nice boy now, and don't move." "Let's do your hair" "I am Mette." "I'm twenty" "Until I was nineteen I was a Nazi" "And the book?" "Same age as me and finally relased" "He writes about the garbage." "Makes me think of the French revolution and..." "Nobody could read that." "Legible, I told you!" "Elsie finally found her husband, and Mr W got to be in wedding pictures" "And here I am"