"This is a real story about my senpai's encounter with her boyfriend." "summer day when her boyfriend went by a lonely park." "A woman who happened to be standing there asked him how to get to the station. the somewhat pale woman slowly raised her hand... in a flash..." "In a flash..." "Took her blouse off!" "Um..." "Hey!" "That wasn't scary at all! it's useless if it's that kind of story" "wouldn't you be scared?" "An urban legend about a woman who suddenly undresses... "The Undressing Woman"!" "Not scary at all!" "Wouldn't she just be considered a pervert instead of an urban legend?" "Well then..." "How about a tale like this?" "Hmm? something strange happens to the city!" "you shouldn't cross between school district boundaries!" "Otherwise you will wander into the legendary "Imaginary Number School District".{est: the other school districts are numbered}" "An item that increases your ability just by using it: the Level-Upper!" "{est: all of the above exists in this novel btw}" "Quit looking at childish sites like that." "Urban legends are so un-scientific." "you know." "have a little adventurous spirit!" "too." "Like a guy who has an ability that prevents other abilities from working on him!" "Doesn't that sound Academy City specific?" "An ability that prevents other abilities from working?" "Nonsense!" "There's no way an ability like that exists." "Onee-sama?" "Uh... that's right.{lol Touma} then I'd like to try fighting against him." "only if he actually exists." "{\an8\shad0\fs62.1}Magazine:" "Real Academy City Urban Legends huh?" "A guy who has an ability that prevents other abilities from working on him." "Yeah right." "you're cute." "and you're from Tokiwadai!" "How about you go out with us for a bit?" "we'll make sure you get home." "though." "Idiots." "Trying to hit on me... you'll be home by the morning after the next day." "It's not that they're cold-hearted." "Let's go." "I know." "anyway." "They would only get themselves hurt." "What are you looking at?" "Everybody likes themselves." "That's normal. or... there you are!" "Looks like my companion caused you trouble.{est: hmm do we have some neutral word for companion?" "}{companion seems fine to me - 1569} you shouldn't just go off on your own!" "Bye guys!" "Who are you?" "Huh?" "just go along with the script!" "My "Pretend to be an Acquaintance and Naturally Pull Her Out of the Messy Situation" plan is ruined!" "Why must we do something so troublesome like that?" "Who do you think you are?" "You made a fool out of us." "huh?" "then." "Huh?" "I do." "Don't you feel embarrassed?" "All of you gather up and circle around a single girl." "Oh wow." "Just look at the person you tried to hit on." "She's just a kid!" "didn't you?" "She has a rude attitude and has no respect for her elders!" "but she's still acting like some teenage rebel!" "She's just a little kid!" "Guys like you who can't deal with a little kid without ganging up annoy me! is you!" "Heh..." "Huh?" "Why didn't my electric shock work on him?" "Could he really be like that guy in the urban legend?" "That's impossible!" "he'll just be..." "I'll definitely... do you remember any landmarks that might help?" "Landmarks." "Hmm... there was a crosswalk right in front." "Crosswalks aren't good landmarks... you!" "it's the Biribiri middle schooler!" "I'm not Biribiri!" "I'm Misaka Mikoto!" "Today will be the day we put an end to all this!" "So that means you have some free time now." "I have all the time in the world to waste!" "Will you help me find this person's parking lot then?" "Huh?" "I forgot where the parking lot I parked my car was." "hey..." "Why?" "I have to go somewhere." "right?" "It's not a matter of whether it'll be fine or not!" "I won't let you blow me off with some random excuse again!" "{est: handle me unseriously}" "You make up all this crap every time we meet!" "It's just really hot." "Real" "W-What are you doing?" "so I'm sweaty." "Who is this person?" "!" "myself!" "J-Just put your shirt back on!" "Please!" "a woman's being attacked!" "Did that guy force her clothes off?" "That must be it!" "T-That's wrong..." "You've all got the wrong idea!" "H-Hey!" "you." "I'll be in trouble if you take my shirt away." "Oh my." "Just put your clothes on!" "Please!" "Everyone's watching!" "so please hurry!" "This place is cool and refreshing." "What's with her?" "She suddenly takes her shirt off in public." "Oh... wouldn't it be scary?" "An urban legend about a woman who suddenly undresses... "The Undressing Woman"!" "that's impossible." "Hello?" "where are you?" "We're going to have tea with Uiharu and Saten.{est: implied}" "Do you want to join us?" "I'm with some weird person right now... you say?" "She suddenly took her shirt off?" "that must be "The Undressing Woman"!" "Misaka-san?" "stop it you two!" "take a picture and email it to me!" "now" "Don't start thinking it's funny and try to compare it to some urban legend." "but she's a normal person" "Are you talking about me being awkward?" "suddenly asking a stranger... and... well... you know..." "The number you have called is unavailable." "She switched it to voice mail." "Is she in trouble?" "We might want to go look for her." "Only idiots are serious about urban legends." "Huh?" "It's a thank you present for helping out." "thank you." "Hot." "Why hot?" "And... curry soup?" "you should drink warm drinks." "the spices in the curry help you feel refreshed. but my feelings are telling me that I want a cold drink." "Feelings... young girls make choices that way." "I'll go buy something new." "What do you want?" "don't worry about me!" "It's the thought that counts." "I'm sorry." "I'm doing so much research that my brain tends to think in too logically." "you're a researcher?" "Cerebral physiology." "I mainly do research on AIM dispersion fields." "You mean the weak power that ability users emit unconsciously?" "Yeah." "So you learned about it in school already?" "in my first year." "and it can only measured by machines." "I do research on applications of that power." "really?" "does that mean that you know a lot about abilities?" "Is there something you want to know about?" "Well... since you don't use "you see" followed by a question." "Ky} there are many abilities out there." "for example?" "Like having no problem surviving high level electric shocks." "huh?" "an ability that produces something like a lightning rod that averts the electric current." "though..." "Do you personally know this person?" "Eh?" "you see." "I just happened to hear about it." "huh?" "too." "but that we have a lot of them." "Like "The Undressing Woman"." "Undressing Woman"?" "it's nothing!" "Oh!" "Hmm?" "I-I'm sorry!" "don't worry about it." "It'll be fine if I wash it quickly." "I told you not to undress!" "Huh?" "2.7)\bord0\fs81}#4 Urban Legends 10.8)}A Certain Scientific Railgun" "Onee-sama still won't pick up." "The Undressing Woman" must be attacking her!" "Quit that foolish talk." "I've found a website with lots of information about "The Undressing Woman"." "Let me see." "What?" "!" "What's the matter?" "!" "the people who meet the Undressing Woman make a final scream and then become unresponsive." "you're making up stuff again." "Onee-sama is the strongest." "The invincible Electroshock Princess of Tokiwadai." "There's no way some "Undressing Woman" who just undresses will beat her." "Wrong." "Something even scarier might be happening." "What do you mean?" "The undressing is infectious!" "It's infectious?" "!" "Those who have come in contact with "The Undressing Woman" also become "Undressing Women" because of her curse!" "Oh my!" "That means Misaka-san will be going around flashing herself!" "No way!" "you can't!" "No!" "Onee-sama!" "Don't do it anymore!" "Shi-Shirai-san?" "Uiharu!" "Find a way to undo the curse!" "Immediately!" "please don't be so serious about it!" "That's right." "It's just an urban legend!" "Sorry to trouble you." "I can't just quit midway." "Here you are." "Thank you." "yes." "Please remember to thank that guy." "That guy?" "right?" "he called out to me." "did he?" "He's a good guy." "like a wanna-be cool guy." "and disappears." "How irresponsible of him." "How should I say it... or... he does a lot of things that annoy me." "It's like he's always" "Looks like you're having fun." "What are you..." "You like him?" "W-What are you... they do say that people sometimes treat the one they love coldly." "It was popular a while ago." "What was it?" "Tsun..." "Tsun..." "Tsundara?" "No..." "Tsunjire?" "That's impossible!" "What's wrong?" "What happened?" "I wonder?" "now." "Lets' hurry." "Thanks a lot." "All right then." "Take care." "Rather..." "How could she forget which parking lot she parked her car in?" "Geez." "Why am I so tired?" "It's all his fault." "I'll definitely..." "Argh!" "It's completely totaled!" "My precious source of proteins!" "I-I waited in line for two hours just for this!" "Oh." "Oh." "Thanks for leaving me and running off like that!" "You leave the troublesome work for others and go shopping?" "on-sale items!" "An ojou-sama from Tokiwadai wouldn't understand this!" "I had lots of trouble too! and I had to wash it since there was no other choice." "So in the end..." "Tsunde" "Tsun?" "fight me!" "Just fight me!" "you say?" "But you've lost every match." "Shut up!" "either." "I haven't lost!" "Then how do we finish this?" "Well... after I win!" "You!" "Don't sigh even more loudly than before!" "All right." "If that's what will make you happy then I'll be your opponent." "So you're finally getting serious." "We won't cause any trouble to the surroundings if we do it here." "You're free to start any time." "Bring it." "You don't have to tell me!" "I've been waiting for this chance!" "electric shocks don't work." "Then..." "Hey..." "What?" "don't use weapons!" "I made it using my ability." "The iron sand is vibrating like a chainsaw." "you might bleed a little bit!" "Err..." "I don't think the injuries will be that minor!" "too!" "The sword extended!" "It'll hit!" "He can't avoid!" "He forced it back into iron sand." "But I've expected everything until now." "L-Looks like you lose." "Really?" "you're even using the iron sand taken by the wind!" "the result will still be the same!" "Even if you can counter the electric shocks I shoot" "The electric current isn't flowing through?" "What is he?" "Umm..." "Well..." "Gyaaaa!" "I-I lose!" "D-{\alphaHFFH}D-D-D-D-Don't joke with me!" "D-D-{\alphaHFFH}D-D-D-Don't joke with me!" "D-D-D-{\alphaHFFH}D-D-Don't joke with me!" "D-D-D-D-{\alphaHFFH}D-Don't joke with me!" "D-D-D-D-D-{\alphaHFFH}Don't joke with me!" "D-D-D-D-D-Don't joke with me!" "Fight me seriously!" "But you were scared!" "I'm not scared at all!" "Don't lie!" "and tiny from curling up!" "Die!" "Don't escape!" "you!" "If that actually hit me I would be dead for sure!" "It won't affect you anyway!" "It's not a matter of whether or not it works on me!" "How could you use an attack like that on someone without hesitation?" "I've never used something like that on anyone else before!" "Why only me then?" "Fight me properly!" "hot!" "Heh..." "I'm home." "Huh?" "Kuroko isn't in?" "I'm so tired." "Onee-sama..." "Kuroko?" "Where are you" "You suddenly took off your clothes." "That means you must've been cursed by "The Undressing Woman"!" "Onee-sama!" "What's gotten into you?" "This is the only way to undo "The Undressing Woman's" curse!" "Undressing Woman"!" "Quit it already!" "200)}It's still warm!" "200)}It's still warm!" "200)}It's..." "So she's the rumored level 5." "She's an interesting girl." "91.8)}Next Episode 299.7)}A Certain Newbie Training of Two" "I really had a lot of fun today." "And they even let me do the preview!" "then." "So next episode" "Don't undress!"