"RENFIELD THE UNDEAD" "Subrip:" "Pix" "Hey there, gorgeous." "You're kidding, right?" "Does that usually work?" "Yeah, usually." "I think I'm a little out of your league, stud." "C'mon don't be like that." "I'm just tons of fun." "And I've got some mad skills." "Mad skills?" "Tell you what, buy me drink, and I'll let you try again." "Two Bloody Marys." "Coming right up." "How'd you know I wanted a Bloody Mary?" "Simple, I read your thoughts." "Really?" "What else did my thoughts say?" "Right?" "That's a little creepy, but kind of sexy too." "I have mad skills, what can I say?" "A toast." "To what?" "To old ghosts and to lost loves." "Lost loves." "Ain't that a bitch?" "So, hows about it lonely lady?" "You wanna fend off some of those old ghosts?" "What the hell." "C'mon, my place is just right around the corner." "Here, c'mon in." "Make yourself comfortable." "Nice place." "So, what do you do?" "I'm a collector, of sorts." "How 'bout I make you a drink, babe?" "Bloody Mary." "Of course." "What are you, some kind of freak?" "What do you mean?" "Comic books?" "Aren't you a little old for that kind of stuff?" "Go ahead and have a look while I go freshen up." "You know you want to." "The signs are very clear." "In order to restore the balance of power to the house of Dracul." "You must resurrect our master." "Only Dracula, himself, may prevail." "At last, useful information." "Now, I know where to look." "America." "Bayou City." "I know, baby." "I know." "C'mon." "I love you and you know it." "Stay here tonight, please." "Okay." "All right." "Thank you." "C'mon, I'm gonna make it up to you." "I swear, we're gonna get the money, we're gonna get the place." "C'mon." "Come here." "What the fuck?" "!" "You know, one should never be caught with one's pants down." "What the fuck are you?" "!" "It's a death sentence." "C'mon, baby, where's the love?" "You should never say you'll be right back." "Cranston, homicide!" "I've got bugs in my office!" "What do you mean, the whole building's full of them?" "What are you gonna do about it?" "!" "Hey, boss." "What the hell happened there?" "Bugs." "Looks like you got him, partner." "Best news I've had all day." "I hate bugs, Landon." "You know, this city is completely infested with them now." "Yeah, it's not just infested with bugs though, is it?" "What did he do this time?" "Took the head and the hands." "There's no way to ID them then, Jesus Christ." "Something different about this though." "What you thinking, maybe a copycat?" "Or a mob job?" "No, it was him all right." "There's just something different." "Hey, that news report's coming on, you wanna check it out?" "Yeah, go ahead." "I need some coffee." "Yes, you do detective." "Fucking java junkie." "Other details have not been released pending the inquiry." "Convicted serial murderer, Jason "The Gardener" Smith, was declared rehabilitated and sane today." "He has been released from Carnage Asylum." "Jesus Fucking Christ." "In other news, the Bayou City Butcher is picking off our populace at large." "Hey, fresh from the rec room." "That's terrific." "What's terrific?" "According to your gal Liz there, the city is being punished by God." "Sounds about right, doesn't it?" "Maybe the climate has something to do with all these murders." "Who are you?" "Why can't we catch him?" "He'll slip up." "They always slip up." "There's a pattern here." "Something we're missing." "Hey, you want a doughnut?" "What are you kidding?" "Those things'll kill you." "So, will a caffeine overdose but who asked you?" "What is it?" "C'mon man, what is it?" "I was thinking the Butcher murders started for about six months, right?" "And bugs have been twirly here for about six months, too." "I wonder if the two maybe have something..." "What?" "You're wondering if this psycho has some kind of supernatural powers?" "It sounds weird, but think about it." "You know what, those kind of thoughts are going to get you into Carnage State, mate." "In a padded cell." "Just a thought." "That's a weird name for a state asylum, Carnage." "Yeah, well that's where we put the weirdos, isn't it?" "Get back here bitch." "I paid for full service." "Bend over." "Come here!" "Fuck you!" "You looking to party?" "Fuck you." "The party's just starting." "What the fuck?" "Who's that?" "Who's there?" "You!" "No, not this time." "Autopsy zero, zero,zero, three, four, zero," "Capt. Max Schreck." "Unnatural death." "The victim has sustained extensive wounds to his tracheal region." "Wounds appear to be claw-like gashes, perhaps from an animal attack." "Remarkable also, are the severe lacerations and rope burns on both wrists, and clutched in his left hand is a crucifix." "The body was discovered in this condition lashed to the ship's wheel." "COD is exsanguination." "This is something out of vampire fiction." "Johnson." "The Butcher." "No." "I got it." "I'll be right there." "Sorry Captain, this will have to wait till later." "Unit 55, you got a make on that blue sedan?" "Negative unit 55, will advice, standby." "Unit 48, please respond, naked female with a knife in the store parking lot." "Says she's hearing voices." "My, my, my." "Quincy Harker." "You're supposed to be dead." "Dracula will be avenged." "Really?" "By you?" "That's funny." "Hey boys, what do you got?" "Get back behind the barricades!" "Hey, three bodies in one day, he's really stepping his game up." "Who the hell let you in here, Willy?" "36 bodies." "You guys got any suspects yet?" "No comment." "No, Willy." "No, no, Willard." "Willard Caine." "Hey, Landon!" "Get that asshole out here before he spoils the evidence!" "Somebody's gotta tell the people the truth." "Somebody's gotta keep them informed." "So that'd be you?" "Yeah, you wanna comment?" "That's enough." "All right, look I'm outta here." "Guys couldn't find your ass with a road map, a devo hat, and a Philippino hooker showing you how!" "Fuck off!" "I heard about Smith." "How are you?" "Smith." "I've had better days, Bonnie." "Yeah." "Jake keeps asking about you." "He wants to know when you guys are going camping again." "Camping." "Sounds good." "How old is he now?" "Six." "He's with his dad for a couple of weeks, but maybe when he gets back, you could come over and you two rascals could cut loose." "I'd like that." "Well, you know what, when we catch this Butcher, we'll all have reason to celebrate." "Right, yeah." "Consider it an open invitation." "Jake, he loves his Uncle Paul." "Hey, I'd like that." "I'll do it." "I promise." "What's his story?" "He's had a rough night." "He's been stabbed." "Trick's gone bad." "She met her match with The Butcher." "Kind of macabre justice, I suppose." "Yeah, it's Cranston." "It's definitely another case of The Butcher, and you need to send the appropriate people down here." "Clear up this mess." "Okay." "Paul, the liver temp is 96 degrees." "She's really recent." "Hey, Landon!" "Put out an APB." "She's still fresh, maybe we'll get lucky tonight?" "Seems like there's a storm coming?" "Are you okay?" "Just another bug." "How is that entomophobia?" "On overdrive tonight." "I hate bugs." "So, where's all the blood?" "I mean, what does he do with it?" "It's just like dry." "Attention all units, be on the lookout for the suspect known as The Butcher." "Homicide reports that the perpetrator may still be in the area." "Please advice." "Unit 48, roger." "Code two, female knife suspect is in custody." "Give it to me." "Now!" "Piss off, I'm workin'." "Now, look you," "I done told ya to piss off." "I'm workin'." "No!" "Go home!" "Officer Craig, gotta 415G, 6011 Westline, I need backup." "Roger, Officer Craig." "All available units, please respond to unit 55 at six, zero, one, one, Westline." "Unit 55, standby for backup." "Freeze!" "I said, freeze!" "All units respond." "Six, zero, one, one, Westline." "Shots fired." "EMT standby for dispatch." "Did you actually think that you were gonna kill me, clot stain?" "Watch this." "BCPD, you okay?" "Thank god you're here that monster almost killed me." "Unit 55, please respond." "Officer Craig, respond." "Does he have it?" "!" "No." "God dammit!" "It's never easy with this one, is it?" "Stand him up!" "Officer Craig, respond." "All units be advised, no response from unit 55." "Unit 59, what is your ETA?" "Mina." "Mr. Renfield." "You know why we are here." "I can't help you." "Listen to me you emotional cripple." "Your torments are just beginning." "You know, you can laugh while you can, Mr. Renfield." "The master will rise and he will obliterate you for your betrayal!" "Officer Craig, respond." "This is dispatch requesting EMTs at six, zero, one, one, Westline." "Possible officer down." "I know you can still hear me." "We don't have to be enemies, you know." "Consider how much power there would be if we worked together." "You ponder on that, while the mortals are autopsying." "Come Quincy." "Shithead." "This meat is too rare." "Why would they serve this, this violates health codes." "It looks pretty good to me." "No, it's not safe for human consumption." "I'll take it if you don't want it." "I'm friggin' starving." "All right, well if you want E. coli, Salmonella," "Prions disease, whatever else is in that sandwich, go ahead." "What do we got?" "Two for one special." "Dead cop and the perp." "Who's first?" "Do the officer." "They'll want answers at headquarters." "She's all yours." "I'll see you in an hour." "I'm headed to lunch." "Thank you for the sandwich." "No, no.!" "Christ, you're such imbeciles!" "Autopsy zero, zero, zero, three, four, five," "Officer Paula Craig." "Killed in the line of duty." "Unnatural death." "Victim has sustained extensive trauma to her throat rupturing her carotid artery." "The laceration, not a gunshot wound." "Looks like a bite of some kind." "COD is exsanguination." "Why would a gunshot victim have a knife coming out of his torso." "We're gonna be investigated again." "It smells like decomp's under way on this one." "Are you a biter, Mr. Doe?" "Let's take a cast and some DNA, and find out." "Christ!" "Jesus Christ!" "This is the city morgue, please send security down here, the homicide victim just..." "He's alive!" "Please, just lie back down, sir." "Please." "Where am I?" "You're in the city morgue." "I just excised a large cookery knife from your thorax." "Just please lie back down." "Thank you very much." "I feel a lot better now." "This doesn't make any sense." "I'll repay the kindness." "What does that mean?" "No!" "You should be dead." "That wound should be gushing blood." "I'm an excellent clotter." "What?" "No, sir just please lie back down." "What happened there?" "Murder." "She..." "The police report says you're the prime suspect." "So, how'd I do it?" "What?" "How did I kill this copper, then?" "COD is exsanguination." "Lovely." "I'll just have a look." "No, no don't you compromise the evidence." "Blimey!" "Oi!" "Give me a large knife." "Something silver, silver-plated." "I have to cut her head off." "No, I can't allow that." "Right, I'll use me own." "No, no." "No." "All right my girl, time to go to Jesus." "No, no." "No!" "Freeze!" "Drop the knife!" "Drop it." "He hurt you?" "No, I'm fine." "Get your ass over here." "Christ." "Just read him his rights." "You've got the right to remain silent." "Everything you say..." "He needs a medical evaluation." "His injuries are catastrophic, and very confusing." "He must be riding some kind of narcotic-induced high to be this functional." "Crazy fucking junkie." "It figures." "And you need to check Carnage Asylum, to see if they're missing an inmate." "Nut job, too?" "Sure thing." "Let's get the hell out of this meat locker." "Let's go freak." "Thanks again, Dr. Johnson." "We'll meet again soon." "God, I hope not." "Look at what I did." "Go!" "Go!" "London bridge is falling down, my dear copper." "Wee!" "Willard this is big." "This is big." "What the fuck?" "!" "Hello?" "Is the auxiliary on?" "Hello?" "I'm going home." "Those grad students." "Hello, is anyone here?" "My god, it's you!" "Let's go." "Here, hold this." "What are you talking about?" "It looks pretty good to me." "What are you doing?" "My..." "I just finished her autopsy." "What happened?" "She's become vampier." "Vampires, they don't exist." "Really?" "Then explain what just happened, Dr. Denial." "You drugged me." "It's not my style." "No, you drugged me." "What did you give me?" "I'm calling the police." "Yes, that worked out so well last time, didn't it?" "Just stay back." "Just..." "On the ground now!" "Don't be a bloody fool." "Stop taking my things!" "You're in grave danger." "What?" "He's coming back." "He collects things." "Made her blood of his blood, he did." "Come with me." "I'm not going anywhere with you, you, you butcher." "What was that?" "I warned you they're coming." "Who's coming?" "Your accomplice?" "Silence." "What?" "No." "My god, my god, my god." "Come with me if you want to live." "What are you doing?" "You're really strong woman." "You must come with me." "Your life depends upon it." "I must come with you." "My life depends upon it." "Good girl." "Let's go." "God, what now?" "!" "It's a family reunion." "Who are you people?" "!" "This is a restricted area!" "Leave now, or I'll call the police!" "Yes, call for the police." "Call for Officer Craig." "I've come to collect her." "What the fuck did you do?" "My, I really wonder what I did." "I stuck a knife in her heart, and I cut off her bloody head." "Damn you!" "You knew she was mine!" "You stop this, or else." "Or else what?" "I'm not afraid of a twisted clot-licker like you." "Cheeky." "Well, you should be." "You should be terrified of me, boy." "I'm going to squash you like those bugs you mainline, you freak!" "Now careful you might get blood all over those fancy clothes, Bleeder." "Dr. Johnson, city morgue." "Please send police as quickly as possible." "Oi!" "She is mine!" "She's ours now." "Quincy kill Renfield!" "Fucking whore, what did you do to me?" "Now, stay down!" "Mother, help me!" "Need your mommy to fight for you, do ya?" "Now, I told you boy." "You really should be afraid of me." "You're The Butcher." "Willard Caine, Bayou City Gazette." "You're the one been peeping at me." "No." "Yes, sir you did, you peeped." "You've been peeping at me." "We'll have to do something about that, won't we?" "Right then." "This is Cranston." "Hello?" "Bonnie?" "Bonnie, what's happening?" "Bonnie." "Hello?" "Please god someone help me!" "Sorry." "C'mon." "Now, none of that." "Don't make me get cross." "All right, now." "Here we go." "Straight as an arrow." "I bid you, welcome." "Enter freely, and of your own will." "And leave some of the happiness that you bring." "No, please." "Please, no." "I..." "Please, let me go." "I feel sick." "It'll pass." "Am I in the cemetery?" "Colder layer." "Curiouser and curiouser." "Through the looking' glass, and down the rabbit's hole." "Please don't" "Now don't cry darling', here we go." "None of that, don't you make me get cross." "I just..." "Please, just..." "I need to go to the hospital." "I need a hospital." "It's too late for a hospital." "No, no it's not." "No, I just need a HIV test, Hepatitis," "Tetanus." "Tests, tests." "No, right now this, this." "Here, this is what you need." "No, no." "That's it." "Come, please." "Someone save me, please." "All right, stop that." "Praying never works at times like this." "No, you promised you wouldn't hurt me." "But aren't you very well?" "Won't you join the dance?" "Am I your prisoner, then?" "What ever gave you that idea?" "You chained me up!" "Take the key, and lock her up." "What a doctor." "What are you?" "!" "To you, I am life." "To most, I'm death." "I'm called Renfield." "Renfield from Dracula." "You've heard of me." "And it's always nice to meet a fan." "You're completely insane!" "Do you really think so?" "What the hell happened here, Landon?" "It's The Butcher." "Where's Bonnie?" "Hell if I know, she's MIA." "Shit!" "Things are getting weird here, boss." "Got morgue assistant dead," "Officer Craig's body's been mutilated." "Shit's gettin' out of control." "He's spiraling." "He's gonna get careless." "Who's here from crime scene?" "This guy." "CSI Williams, sir." "Let us know as soon as you find something." "I'm gonna call Bonnie." "Bonnie, it's Paul." "I'm at the morgue, and where are you?" "I'm worried just call me back as soon as you get this message." "We got a surprise for you." "They're holding Willard Caine." "Really?" "Yeah, he witnessed the whole damn thing, but he won't talk." "Figured we'll let you take a shot at him." "Be gentle now." "Yeah, gentle is my MO right?" "Mr. Willard Caine, care to explain to me what happened here?" "Cranston." "Well?" "Well, what?" "What happened here?" "I don't remember." "What do you mean, you don't remember?" "What's on the camera?" "Look, I don't remember what happened, honest." "Yeah, I don't believe you." "Just give me the camera." "Don't remember." "There's nothing on it, detective." "Why is that?" "You erased it?" "They erased me." "What do you mean, they erased you?" "What the hell's a matter with you?" "Look, they erased me!" "I don't know what happened!" "Well, you sir are going to go to jail until I get the evidence that I want!" "Take him away!" "Take him to jail!" "What have you found so far?" "Human flesh, maybe an eye." "This is a real mess." "You threw a bug at me." "Are your accomplices coming now to finish me off?" "I don't have accomplices." "I told you that was Mina Harker, and her halfbreed brat, Quincy." "Vampires don't exist, nut case." "Yes, they do." "Just ask Officer Craig." "Remember her?" "I thought so." "You're one twisted son of a bitch." "My, you know you really do remind me of a doctor I knew once a very long time ago." "Let me guess, Dr. Seward." "Dracula sucks?" "Dracula sucks!" "I was once one of the most respected and successful solicitors in all England." "And then I crossed paths with that fiend." "And I can assure you Count Dracula was not, in any way, an oversexed Hungarian actor wearing white tie and tails!" "No!" "He was quite nasty." "Dracula sent his minion, my employer, Mr. Hawkins, to me at the funeral of my darling wife, Virginia Renfield, fall 1895." "I've been in secret communications with a nobleman from Transylvania." "A count, Vlad Dracula." "He's grown weary of the simplistic rural existence of his homeland, and seeks a civil more cosmopolitan climate to live in." "I want you to handle these dealings." "I couldn't possibly undertake such a thing at this time." "Fret not my boy." "I shall watch over darling Ellen, and your mother while you are away." "Well, we certainly could use the money." "Now then, I must warn you." "He is extremely eccentric, as these Eastern types tend to be." "You must travel to Transylvania immediately." "So suddenly?" "It must be done now." "All preparations have been made for you." "Close these dealings and your situation is secure." "Ellen will be taken care of for the rest of her life." "Right then, I'll shall see to the Count, sir." "Very good." "And keep this quiet." "Breathe not a word of it to anyone." "I am the soul of discretion, Mr Hawkins." "It is done, my lord Dracula." "Ellen, my girl, I need you to be very brave for me." "I must leave for business tomorrow, in Transylvania." "Transylvania?" "Exactly so, my girl." "I must go on a grand adventure." "Just like Alice." "Well, I shan't be gone long." "While I'm gone, you've got your brave Mr. Punch to keep you company." "I promise, I shall write you everyday." "Tell you all about the nobleman I shall visit, and my grand adventure in Transylvania." "A royal?" "Yes, very posh." "A count named Dracula." "Doesn't that sound like a kindly name?" "Yes, father." "Count Dracula sounds like a very kindly man, indeed." "For the sake of my beloved daughter Ellen," "I departed London, England and headed east for the superstitious land of phantoms," "Transylvania and Count Dracula." "Remember Ellen and remember your fortune." "On to Count Dracula." "Count Dracula, I'm Renfield, sir." "Mr. Hawkins sent me." "At your service." "I know who you are." "Come, this way." "Enter freely." "Come, feast." "Fill you blood." "Thank you, sir." "Looks delicious." "An ancient wine of my people." "Won't you join me, Count Dracula?" "No." "Now, drink Mr. Renfield." "For the dead, the dead must never be forgotten." "To their memories, they're very much missed." "Who is this?" "This is my daughter, Ellen." "A delicious child." "Tell me, Count do you have children?" "Legions of them." "Listen, the children of the night." "Making such music." "The hunt is on." "Do you hunt, Renfield?" "Yes, I do." "Bow or knife?" "Rifle." "Bread, Renfield?" "Thank you, sir." "It looks delicious." "To cut yourself in Transylvania, is more dangerous than you know." "Let me go." "Bloody hell, let me go!" "Your fear is intoxicating." "I must have more." "My god!" "Let me go!" "You're insane!" "Let me go!" "You serve me now, slave." "As you command, my master." "Return to England, await my orders." "I hear and obey, my lord." "Play with him as you like tonight." "He is for England tomorrow." "Let me go, please." "He tempts the spirit." "Do not kill him!" "I have need of this wretch." "He has work enough." "Why of course, my lord." "Obey me in this or you all shall be punished." "You bloody harpy, let me go!" "Let me go!" "Rats, full of rich red blood." "Rats, so full of life." "Rats to command." "Rats to make you strong." "Rats to give you everlasting life." "The blood is the life, Renfield." "And that life shall be yours." "We obey, we gorge." "My god!" "Get off me, you bloody harpies!" "Leave me be!" "Let me go!" "He feasts on the blood of vermin." "Abomination!" "Upon my return to England," "Mr. Hawkins, on Dracula's orders, had me publicly tried for crimes against decency." "Rothschild Nathaniel Renfield, this court finds you guilty, and sentences you to the Seward sanitarium for the criminally insane for the full term of your natural life." "Father, no." "Ellen." "Curious case of Mr. Renfield, is most intriguing." "His olphagia mania presents itself as the consumption of insects and vermin." "To have the key to this madman's mind." "Oi!" "C'mon you, get up." "It's time for your remedies." "Leave me alone, I'm prayin'." "Dr. Seward's orders." "Now, you're going to cooperate, or else they finding you deader than a doornail." "Got it, laddie." "I said, leave me alone I'm prayin'." "God dammit!" "Get off me freak!" "Dr. Seward!" "Dr. Seward!" "Renfield!" "Dr. Seward!" "Renfield!" "Stop it you madman!" "Stop it, Renfield!" "Six months in that hell on Earth, fighting for my sanity." "Battling for my soul." "Now, comes the great betrayal." "Count Dracula had used me to gain access to Mina." "I warned them of his plan, but they never listened." "So, I attempted to slay Mina." "That didn't go well for me." "Blood is the life." "Blood is the life." "The blood is the life, the blood is the life, the blood is the life, the blood is the life, the blood is the life." "Renfield." "Come forth unsavory guide." "You betrayed me." "You are punished." "You've got your brave Mr. Punch to keep you company." "Yes, father." "Have charity, my maker." "I've served you." "C'mon then, kill me." "I shall be reborn and live forever." "What?" "Do you want to?" "Eternal damnation and an unceasing thirst for vermin." "You bastard!" "You did this to me, for sport!" "Come now Renfield, every king must have his fool." "I hate you!" "But I love you, my truly cursed son." "A great vampier you shall become." "Behold in terror mortal world," "I unleash upon you the mad vampire," "Renfield." "Van Helsing, together with Mina's husband" "Jonathan Harker and Dr. Seward, hunted Dracula back to Transylvania." "There, they destroyed him and his vampire brides." "And by his holy temple, that has been made temple of the living god, and that the holy spirit may dwell there within." "Amen!" "Amen." "Be gone midnight devil, for the judgement of God is at hand!" "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit." "To hell with you monster!" "Amen!" "Amen!" "Praise God." "Thank God." "Thank God." "I was reborn his mad child of darkness." "Free." "Just keep him talking, be harder for him to kill you." "Blimey, I'm not gonna hurt you." "Why does nobody ever listen to me?" "Please, please I have a child." "I had a daughter once." "Long time ago." "I'm very sorry, but my dear you are dead already." "The blood is the life." "Drink from me." "Live forever." "Atta girl." "Vampire's blood." "A delicious abomination." "It is the lifeforce of the vampire." "Dr. Johnson, city morgue, please send police as quickly as possible." "In it, you will see what we have seen." "You will feel what we have felt." "And you will know all that we have known." "Five years after they destroyed Count Dracula," "Quincy was born to Jonathan and Mina Harker." "Upon discovery the little shit was part vampire," "Jonathan divorced Mina, left, and was never heard from again." "Sweet melancholia claimed her, and she soon took her own life." "But, being suicide, and having been baptized in Dracula's blood, she arose as vampier." "The two of them have been hunting me ever since." "But that doesn't make any sense, why are they after you?" "Well, that's simple." "They want this." "Count Dracula's skull." "Unbelievable." "The frontal and the mandible lobes are abnormal and the dentia's deformed, but it looks so genuine." "I can't allow that." "You'll compromise evidence." "Funny." "You." "You made a right monster out of me, father." "Blessed me with madness and cursed me with pestilence and plague." "I promise you Daddy, that for as long as I exist you won't." "Why would she even want the skull?" "Well, simple she intends to use blood ritual to resurrect that vile prick." "None of this is making any sense to me." "Well, it will soon enough." "Come here, it's time to let you go." "But it's daylight won't you burst into flames?" "You've seen too many vampire movies, Dr. Johnson." "Sunlight is painful, yes, and does diminish our powers, but only prolonged direct sunlight could kill us." "No promises, darling." "I think you need medical..." "Do I indeed?" "Well, we all have our charges to bear do we not." "You'll be a shadow hunter yourself soon enough, my dear." "You just need to die." "And this is why when someone offers for you to come inside their house on the first date, you say no." "We must find his lair." "Do tell me how you plan to find dear Uncle Renfield, won't you?" "Use the mortal police." "Bloody waste of time." "Do as I say Quincy!" "Follow the police, they'll lead you to Renfield's lair." "Those bloody wankers will be of no use at all." "You've been pouting ever since we arrived." "Don't Mother." "Look what that rat-sucking freak has done to me." "Someone has got to pay." "Someone has got to bleed." "If you'd stop poisoning your victim's blood, your eye would regenerate faster." "The name he's going by is Renfield." "Renfield." "From Dracula, that Renfield?" "Well, yeah he's a total psychotic." "He actually thinks he's Renfield from that book." "Did he hurt you?" "No, I'll be fine." "Look, nothing we gathered at the crime scene could've prepared us for what he is." "They check you out?" "Blood tests." "Yeah, all negative." "I'll pull through." "Good." "You need to understand his condition." "My suspicion is the hematophagia mania that he's infected with has lead to advanced Prions disease, and one of those side effects is dementia." "Seriously?" "Well, the solution is really complex," "I mean, he has a whole history worked out." "So, this one really believes he's a vampire." "That means he's drinking their blood." "So, he's hunting people for food." "Now that's really sick." "Well, that's how contract Prions disease habitual cannibalism." "I don't mean to be an ass or anything Doc, then why didn't he kill you?" "You taste bad or something?" "Who knows?" "He did say I remind him of Dr. Seward." "More Dracula references." "I've got an idea." "Father Mike?" "Cranston." "I've got a situation here." "We've got a Butcher suspect who thinks he's a vampire." "Can we get some crosses from you?" "Holy water?" "Yeah, that's a great idea." "Thanks Padre." "You're not actually taking his delusions seriously, are you?" "That he's an actual vampire?" "No, but the crosses might actually help us grab him without incident." "You said he slipped you something that made you see stuff, right?" "Yeah, it was a powerful hallucinogen." "If it's okay with you guys, can I go?" "Have they cleared you for release?" "Yeah, you know, I'll be fine minimal blood loss." "I just need a lot of fluids and some rest." "Good." "You need a guard?" "I don't think he'll come after me again." "You sure?" "It's no trouble to send one." "No, I can take care of myself." "Where's the crypt?" "Towering Gate cemetery." "The Growle family crypt." "You'll be expected." "Yeah, but the crosses he won't expect." "You can release Caine." "Keep your weapons drawn." "Don't shoot unless I tell you." "Landon, look at all this evidence." "What in the hell, what is this?" "Dracula sucks?" "What bones everywhere." "What is this?" "Shit!" "Don't shoot!" "Get back!" "We got you now." "Quiet!" "The weapon of The Butcher?" "Put the cuffs on him!" "Put the what?" "Cuffs!" "Put the cuffs on him!" "C'mon!" "Get back!" "C'mon, Landon!" "Get back!" "C'mon Landon, get them on him!" "Get him out of here!" "Shit, you go first." "Come on, get ahead!" "C'mon!" "C'mon!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "How'd you get here so fast?" "I'm a vampire." "Dumbass." "My head." "What happened?" "What's going on?" "Shut up!" "You serve me now." "Do you understand?" "Yes, master." "Good." "So, this is the big, bad, Butcher." "We were expecting something a lot scarier." "Give me time." "So, Butcher is there anything you want to tell us?" "Hey!" "We've got you, you know!" "Why are these guys such letdowns in person?" "Seriously." "Do you have anything to tell us, Renfield?" "!" "Flies, spiders, birds." "You're not fuckin' coppin' an insanity plea!" "All right, let's all calm down now." "Let's not make the game personal, constable." "It already is." "Right then, have it your way." "Hey guys, found these." "Just in case." "Funny, those are for you, Mr. Renfield." "That's amusing." "Padre, I think Mr. Renfield's been a bad boy." "He may need that old time religion." "I am here if you need me." "Are you?" "Yes." "How 'bout it Renfield you got something heavy on your soul?" "!" "You need to say something?" "Speak." "C'mon." "My son, I am here to help, if you need me." "Are you?" "Yes." "My soul is damaged beyond repair." "What the hell is that?" "!" "Holy shit!" "I gotta get the hell out of here." "What is that?" "Something smells really good." "Detectives." "Are we making any progress here?" "Not yet." "We're just getting to know each other a little better." "I'm District Attorney Sally Branch, Mr. Renfield." "We don't treat our prisoners this way." "Here's a prisoner, they have caught, they have caught." "Flies," "Do you want a deal or not?" "!" "I seek no grace, ma'am." "Only the blood of those who violated me." "They shall all die screaming my name!" "You're bug-fucked crazy." "No, I'm not!" "I got counseling." "Confess Mr. Renfield, and I'll even ask the court for leniency." "Confess?" "To what?" "I've committed no crimes." "Look at his eyes, so cold, so dead, so inviting." "Now you know my prey was nothing but the vile refuse of this city." "Murderers, thieves, thugs, pimps, and right nasty little whores." "Evil, every bloody one of them." "You should be giving me a medal for doing your job for you." "Evil." "Evil." "You killed three good cops this week alone!" "Two, and they killed me first." "Good job, Cranston." "Will you sign right here?" "Yeah." "What about Paula Craig?" "You murdered her too." "No, I didn't, but I did weed a gardener out for you." "What?" "!" "You're welcome, hero." "Cranston." "Landon." "Outside now." "Keep walkin', hero." "There's something screwed up with this guy." "He touched a cross and his hand blistered up." "Hysterical psychosis." "I don't know." "You've seen that in serial murderers." "But did you look into his eyes?" "Cold and black." "Is there a problem detectives?" "Yeah, there's a problem!" "The guy thinks he's a bloody vampire!" "So did I for a bit." "He's a psychopath!" "Cranston, this isn't your first." "But his eyes though, really creepy." "There's something wrong, this was way too easy." "You call this easy?" "!" "Yeah, easy!" "Spent months trying to apprehend the guy, and then he just ups and gives his confession." "This is a win." "No, no." "He's up to something." "Right then." "Landon." "Landon. buddy." "Buddy." "God, dear god." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, boss." "Just keep still." "Don't move." "He got me." "Just keep still, man." "I'm gonna get help." "What?" "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's okay." "Shit." "Just stay still, man." "I need help in here!" "Christ." "Landon, it's me." "It's me, it's Cranston." "Don't make me have to shoot you." "Landon." "Jesus." "What the fuck are you?" "My fucking god!" "Tonight Daddy, you will rise and I will take all of your dark powers." "This world will bleed." "Mortals are our food, and we should treat them like it." "None of this cloak and dagger shit that Mother likes." "Now, deemed to be vampire killer Renfield, has escaped police custody and is at large in the Bayou City." "I knew those fucking mortals couldn't hold him." "He Thinks he's a vampire." "I deal with him after." "Quincy, bring Dr. Johnson here, and she will supply the ritual blood." "Mother, I didn't hear you come in." "What do you suppose we should do about Uncle Renfield?" "He'll come after her, Dracula will deal with him, and that will be the end of it." "As you command." "And Quincy darling, don't plan on making too many changes." "You don't really know your father, or me." "The Bayou coast guard reported there were no hands onboard, save that of the captain found deceased at his post." "Bayou coroner's office is conducting a post mortem." "Delivery." "I need a signature." "Fuck!" "God dammit!" "What?" "!" "Are we feeling better?" "Stupid girl, and you're supposed to be a doctor." "This is Cranston." "Constable, how are you?" "It's your pal, Mr. Renfield." "You sick piece of sh..." "Now none of that." "He had it coming, the little bug." "Do Pardon me wicked sense of whimsy, won't you?" "Where's Bonnie?" "Right, yes, Dr. Johnson really needs you." "Come to Whitby Lane, now." "Bring all your friends." "I tell ya, fun around here." "Wee!" "This is Chief Detective Paul Cranston," "BCPD homicide." "BCPD, go ahead detective." "Yes, look I'm in pursuit of The Butcher." "I need you to send a full squad, and task force right now." "And meet me at Whitby Lane." "Copy that detective." "Bloody hell!" "Master, look!" "He's here!" "Is this a bad time?" "You should've stayed at home, clot stain." "Now, you're gonna die!" "The power of christ compels you, child." "Come Quincy will you." "Quincy?" "Where are you lad?" "You know, I really did love that coffin." "Queen Victoria give it to me for my service to the Old Bailey." "Brat!" "Like I give a shit!" "Oi!" "Willard Caine, you stop that." "Yes." "Master Renfield." "Tsk, tsk Quincy." "Why settle for that tawdry imitation, when the original is right here?" "Shut it, bum-fucker!" "Willard, I made you!" "Obey me, or else!" "It's your weak blood Quincy." "Little wonder you crave self remedies." "No lectures." "You're not gonna stop me this time, butt-fucker!" "What a hilarious little joke." "Fuck you!" "Do me a favor, say hi to Ellen for me!" "Get off me, butt-fucker!" "Bonnie." "It's Paul." "Bonnie." "Bonnie, you all right?" "I am." "Look, I've got these weapons." "I'm gonna get us out of here." "No!" "Bonnie, no!" "God!" "No god!" "No god." "No hope." "Bonnie stop!" "Get off me!" "Pain and thirst!" "Having a rough day, are we constable?" "You fucking bastard!" "Now, you're gonna die!" "Who's laughing now, you roach-fucker." "Willy." "Yes, master?" "Behold, the master of the shadows comes!" "No." "No, no, you're supposed to be dead." "Try using silver next time, works so much better." "That's right son, it's okay." "It's okay." "It's time to go." "That's lovely." "Drink deep the savage tears of sorrow, he is reborn." "And he will put you down like the mad dog you are, Renfield." "It's time to end this." "Mina." "I must feed." "Hello, Master." "Miss me?" "Renfield, make your king laugh, now." "I owe you pain!" "Now, you will know with acrimony pain." "Let's go." "Ooo, scary." "Bonnie!" "Where are you?" "!" "Paul you're weak." "I can help you." "Bonnie." "No, leave me alone!" "You're not Bonnie Johnson!" "Yes, I am." "Come to me." "Kiss me." "Caress me, my love." "No." "Leave these others behind, and come with me." "No pain." "No death." "No decay forever." "I love you Bonnie." "I love you." "Please, please help me." "I am helping you." "Wee!" "Constable, a word." "Now, you play nice or I'll separate you, bleeder." "Yeah, you're welcome bloodsucker." "Freeze!" "Ooo, you look awful." "I hope it hurts a lot!" "Just shut up!" "You're under arrest!" "No, no." "Dammit, you've ruined everything!" "Funny, is it?" "Hear the sirens?" "That's my backup coming." "All right then, it's time to go." "Where is Dr. Johnson?" "This is all your fault!" "I'll take this." "No!" "Give it back!" "Give it back!" "No." "No!" "No!" "Sweet dreams." "You've got a lot to answer for." "Hardly." "Even if I allowed myself to be apprehended and tried, no mortal court would convict me." "Not guilty by reason of insanity would be the verdict." "You cannot win this game playing by your rules." "I know." "Bravo." "I knew you were bloodthirsty." "You secure the perimeter!" "You three come with me!" "We're either lambs or wolves, constable." "You've just become a wolf." "No, no!" "No no!" "I'm nothing like you!" "You're all I hate!" "Cranston." "Cranston, are you in here?" "!" "It's Black!" "Black, I'm here." "My god, you should see it in there!" "What?" "!" "What a mess." "You're gonna need a bus and a meat wagon." "And get CSI in on the double." "And be careful with that one!" "That's The Butcher." "And don't touch any stakes or pull them out until I get them into lockup." "Sir, there ain't no bodies." "Are you sure?" "What are you talking about no bodies?" "Cranston, what the hell's going on here?" "Where the hell are they?" "!" "Listen, you've hurt yourself." "Why don't we take you over here to the infirmary." "Never mind that." "There are vampires in there." "Did you just say vampires, Cranston?" "Yes, I said vampires." "I know it sounds crazy." "Vampires." "Vampires, Cranston?" "Yes!" "An infestation of vampires!" "Renfield and Dracula fought a battle to the death in there!" "Why don't we get you over to Dr. West?" "He'll be able to sort all this vampire..." "I never liked Dr. West!" "Just make sure nobody takes any stakes out of those bodies!" "Get them off of me!" "I don't like bugs." "Idiot, let me out of here!" "Vampires." "Vampire bugs." "Let me out!" "I'm your friendly neighborhood constable," "I just don't like bugs!" "So, what are we going to do about all these vampires?" "I hate you!" "Let me out of here!" "Let me out of here!" "Sorry, I kept you waiting." "So, you collect that stuff?" "I collect all kinds of things." "I really hope you're hungry because I am."