"Subtitles by S47" "If you can't afford to pay your bills then you'll just have to lose this farm." "I don't have time for this nonsense." "There's a storm coming and I have work to do." "Oh, we'll figure out a way to pay you." "You'll be homeless in no time." "Why... you're just an old wicked witch." "You better get out of here before you ruin Dorothy's 18th birthday." "It's bad enough you took her little dog Toto away from her." "Mark my words this won't be the last you see of me." "Oh, Uncle Henry..." "Please don't let them take our farm away." "Well, Dorothy... we'll find a way to raise the money." "I'm going to go inside and see if I can give Auntie Em a hand." "Dorothy, I don't think that's a good idea, dear." "Um, your Auntie Em is, uh   why she's trying to earn a few extra bucks right now." "We have to find a way to raise the money." "Yeah." "Uh..." "I didn't know that things were so bad on the farm you had to resort cocksucking to make ends meet, Emma, but it sure feels good." "You sure do look pretty making money." "Uh..." "Uh..." "Hmmm..." "Uh..." "Yeah..." "Uh..." "Huh..." "Huh..." "Mmmm" "Mmmm" "Whoa..." "Oh my..." "I wasn't suppose to see that, was I?" "Dorothy, go away!" "Forgive me for barging in." "What's wrong with me?" "♪What's wrong with me?" "♪Should I stay or go?" "♪The world is big" "♪I'll never know" "♪Is it time" "♪for me to find my way" "♪like a bird who flies away" "♪There's sunshine miles away" "♪They say" "♪So long from me" "♪I have to go" "♪If I don't leave" "♪I'll never know" "♪Who knows" "♪exactly what I'll find" "♪by leaving home behind" "♪what miracles might lie ahead for me" "♪I guess I'll never know" "♪unless I chase my rainbow" "(heavy breathing)" "Mmmm" "Uh..." "Mmmmm" "Oh...." "Oooh" "(moan)" "Mmmm..." "Uh..." "Uh..." "Mmmm" "(moan)" "Ooh..." "Mmm..." "Uhhh..." "Ohhhh" "(rooster call)" "Mmmmm" "Uhhhh" "Uhhhh" "(soft moan)" "Mmmm..." "Ohhh" "Oooh" "Mmmmm" "Uhhh" "Uhhh" "Mmmmm" "Uhhhh" "Uhhh" "Uhhh" "We should really pick it up." "Oh, look, it's a twister!" "Quick!" "Everybody into the storm shelter!" "Emma!" "Where's Dorothy?" "Get in here!" "Dorothy!" "Where's Dorothy?" "Dorothy's inside!" "(unintelligible)" "Dorothy!" "Dorothy!" "Auntie Em!" "Uncle Henry!" "Let me in!" "Whaa ha ha ha ha ha!" "Congratulations!" "You've killed the wicked witch!" "I didn't mean to kill anybody." "Who are you?" "I'm Glinda." "The good witch." "Free at last, free at last." "Oh, thank goodness, free at last." "And who are you?" "I'm a Munchkin!" "Well, hello." "I'm Dorothy." "What's a munchkin?" "You're the queen of Munchkin land." "I just to earn some money and get back home to Kansas." "Well  then follow the yellow prick road." "The yellow prick road?" "Yes." "Follow the yellow prick road." "A girl as pretty as you will find many opportunities to earn fast cash." "You are eighteen, aren't you?" "Why, yes." "I just celebrated my 18th birthday watching my  Auntie Em give a blowjob to a strange man in a cape" "(titters)" "Are there any other Munchkins?" "Why, yes." "They're completely sex-crazed." "But they all ran away when your house crashed to the ground." "♪You're the queen of Munchkin land" "♪and now you dream of another land." "♪Just follow this [?" "] road" "♪and you will find what you're looking for" "♪Wake up and take a step" "♪I promise it's the one you won't regret." "♪I belong and don't delay" "♪there really really is no other way." "♪[?" "] and meet new friends" "♪Say good-bye to your innocence" "♪You'll try new things and experiment" "♪and follow that road until the end." "♪But they say I'm too young" "♪to understand" "♪there's danger in a far off land." "♪But I want to live my whole life" "♪with no regrets" "♪[?" "] with strangers I've never met." "(scream)" "(scream)" "(scream)" "Who did this?" "I thought you said I killed the wicked witch." "Unfortunately, her parents had twins." "And this one is far bloodier than her sister." "She drops by often to have sex with the Munchkins" "Now give me the fucking shoes!" "Now don't give her your ruby red slippers, Dorothy." "I shall carry you safely to the land of Oz." "Oz?" "Slippers?" "The wizard lives in Oz." "And he'll grant you safe passage back home." "You killed my fucking sister!" "I'll never let you reach Oz in those slippers." "It was an accident." "Do you like sex, Dorothy?" "I couldn't." "I mean, I shouldn't." "Not with you." "Just my luck." "Twister kills my sister and delivers a prude." "Would any of you Munchkins like to have sex with my guard?" "[?" "]" "(titters)" "Wow." "They really are horny." "(gentle slurping sounds)" "(titter)" "(titter)" "(moan)" "Oooh" "Mmmm" "Eeeeh" "Aw yeah." "(squeal)" "Ahhh...." "Wow." "He really fucked her." "Be gone you evil witch." "You have no power around me." "Very well." "But I'll be back for the slippers." "Remember follow the yellow prick road." "And it will you all the way to the Emerald City." "Follow the yellow prick road?" "Follow the yellow prick road." "Follow the yellow prick road." "Follow the yellow prick road." "Follow the yellow prick road." "Follow the yellow prick road." "Follow the yellow prick road." "What's a cute girl like you doing in a cornfield like this?" "Who said that?" "Well, it wasn't me." "Well it most certainly was you." "But scarecrows can't talk." "I can't seem to find a good job either." "Why not?" "Because I have no ambition." "I keep getting stuck in these dead end jobs just hanging around all day." "Well, at least you get to work outdoors." "Here, let me assist you." "Wow." "Thanks." "This is terrific." "Would you like to make love?" "I don't even know you." "Maybe not but it would make for one hell of an introduction." "Hello, I'm Dorothy from Kansas." "Hello, Dorothy." "I'm the scarecrow." "I love long walks on the beach," "I'm a Scorpio," "I've had that pole stuck up my ass for five years," "And I really want to get laid." "I thought you wanted a better job." "♪I could be a great musician" "♪A smart mathematician" "♪Or the kind of guy who stands out in the rain" "♪But the thing I want the most drives me insane" "♪That's pretty pussy" "♪Tasty titties" "♪[?" "] from the rain" "♪I could take a trip to China" "♪Sample some vagina" "♪Eat some pussy or a butt but who would pay?" "♪I just want a gig that's fun that will amaze" "♪I'll never get rich" "♪Digging a ditch" "♪[?" "] out all day" "♪I can see that your a friend of mine" "♪we could hit the hay" "♪perhaps a thousand times" "♪because in fact I'm feeling good." "♪Got milk?" "♪No, but I've got wood." "♪I could be a ballet dancer" "♪A serious dramatic actor" "♪Or the boring guy that constantly complains" "♪But I want to live a life" "♪with no regrets" "♪Not sit on a pole" "♪Shouting at crows" "♪Laugh at me in jest." "♪I could think of so many things to do" "♪Maybe I should get my ass back to school" "♪But if I come with you today." "♪Just say" "♪OK?" "Why don't you come to the Emerald City with me?" "I'm sure the wizard could help you find a better job." "Why didn't I think of that?" "(crying)" "Who's crying?" "Oh that's Sheila the Scarecrow." "Sheila the Scarecrow?" "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm going to miss him." "I just want to give him one last kiss." "I don't see nothing wrong with a little kiss." "Here." "Let me unhook you." "Oh my." "(crows cawing)" "Mmmm" "Ohhhhh yeahhhhhhhhh" "Uhhh" "Oh yeahhhh" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Yeahhh" "Oh" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Oh." "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Ah" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "(crows cawing)" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "(crows cawing)" "Uh" "Oooh" "Oh" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Oh" "Oh" "Uh" "Uh" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Oh" "Mmmmm" "Oh" "Mmmmm" "Mm" "Uh" "Uh" "Uh" "Uh" "Ooh" "Ooh" "Mmmmm" "Uh" "Uh" "Uh" "Ooh" "Uh" "Uh" "Uh" "Mmmmm" "Oh" "Oh" "Oh" "Oh" "Oh" "Huh...." "Huh" "Hey, look." "It's a tin man." "Help!" "Help!" "I believe he said he needs more lube." "Well, don't we all?" "[?" "]" "Lube on my shoulder." "Uh." "Lube up my ass crack." "(squeal)" "Oh." "Oh." "That feels wonderful." "Thanks." "The wicked witch turned me into a tin man." "Half man." "Half tin." "I rusted solid while having sex with the wicked witch when she orgasmed all over me." "You had sex with the wicked witch?" "Why I thought she only did Munchkins." "No, she pretty much fucks anything that moves." "Say you're big and strong." "Why didn't you fight her off?" "Well,  she is a witch." "Plus," "I have no luck with the ladies." "I kinda needed the pussy." "♪I can see the witch was horny" "♪The night was dark and stormy" "♪There's no way I can up and run away" "♪Run away" "♪Then she showed me her green tits, what could I say?" "♪They looked really good" "♪Gave me some wood and our date was underway" "♪I'll admit I stopped resisting" "♪when she stroked my cock like a piston" "♪she wanted to deep throat me all the way" "♪All the way?" "♪Then she sucked me" "♪and begged me 'til I came" "♪There's no turning back" "♪I hit that crack" "♪then she disappeared in a flame." "♪I can see she is no friend of mine" "♪Face is kind of rough I'll fuck her from behind" "♪She scares the shit out of me for real" "♪Hey, look!" "♪My cock's as hard as steel" "♪I could go to Carolina" "♪to fuck some Aunt Jemima" "♪or wait for girls to pass along the way" "♪But I really have no luck;" "I'm so ashamed" "♪that [?" "] the witch" "♪I need a new bitch that would love my metal brain" "♪I can see that your new friends of mine" "♪Maybe we should hang together all the time" "♪And in fact, I'm feeling swell" "♪Oh, you guys" "♪Can you tell?" "Why don't you come with us to meet the Wizard of Oz?" "Yeah," "I'm sure he can get you better luck with the ladies." "Hey, metal man." "You want some pussy?" "How about some trim, Hay Boy?" "I beg your pardon?" "I got some fine grade A pussy that'll bring tears to your eyes." "Oh, please no more tears." "He'll rust all over again." "Baby, with a face like that" "I could have you making money from here to Emerald City" "Really?" "'Cause I'd do anything to help Auntie Em save her farm so I don't have to see her give strange men in capes blow jobs in my living room." "Well, this Auntie Em sounds hot." "Before I put you on the track you gotta show me the merchandise." "The merchandise?" "I think he wants to fuck you!" "Show me your tits and your ass." "I don't even know you." "Don't get shy on me now, girl." "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm." "I gots to hit that." "Hit that?" "Don't worry, Dorothy, we won't watch." "Ok, good, 'cause" "I'm kind of new at this." "Oh." "Oh, fuck..." "(owl hoots)" "Mmmm." "Uh." "Oh my God." "Oh." "Oh my ..." "[?" "]" "Uh." "Uh." "Mmm." "Uh." "Uh." "Oh." "Oh." "Mmm." "Oh." "Oh." "Uh." "(owl hooting)" "Uh yeah." "Mmm." "Uh." "Oh." "Uh." "Uh." "Oh." "Oh." "Mm." "Ooh." "Mmm." "Mmm." "Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "Mmm." "Mmmmm." "Uh." "Uh." "Ooh." "Yeah." "[?" "]" "Oh." "Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "Uh." "Oh yeah." "Oh, God." "Uh." "Mm." "Shit." "Mm." "Yes." "Uh." "Oh." "Oh." "Shit." "Uh." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." "Ooh." "On my knees." "Please, switch now." "Oh." "[?" "]" "Ooh." "It's so hard." "It's so fucking..." "Right there." "Yes." "I want you to really fuck me good." "Uh." "Right there." "Right there." "Uh." "So hot." "Yep." "Do it hard." "Oh." "Ooh." "Fuck." "Right there." "Right there." "[?" "] fuck [?" "]" "Right there." "I want." "Ooh." "I wanna cum." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Uh." "Oh!" "Oh my God!" "Mmm." "Oh, shit." "Oh, thank God." "Mmm." "Fuck." "Oh!" "Uh." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Uh." "[?" "]" "(owl hoots)" "Yeah." "Oh!" "Yeah!" "Oh God." "Oh!" "(owl hoots)" "Yeah!" "Mmmmm." "Yes." "Yes." "Oh." "Oh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Yes!" "Uh!" "Yeah." "[Enormous cookie?" "]" "[?" "]" "Yeah." "Yeah what you're doing to me." "Coming." "Oh!" "Fuck!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Uh, yes." "Oh." "Get that load all over my face." "Uh!" "Uh!" "Yes." "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh!" "Uh yeah." "Uh fuck." "Woo-hoo." "Oh yeah." "(owl hoots)" "(Roar)" "Put 'em up!" "Put 'em up!" "What it be, Cat Daddy?" "What it be?" "(stutter)" "I'm gonna eat you all, that's "What it be"!" "(Roar)" "Well, listen, if you're gonna eat Dorothy" "I'm gonna have to charge you stand up pussying rates." "Well, then I'll eat the scarecrow." "(roar)" "You'll do no such thing!" "Ow." "Ow!" "What did ... what did you hit me for you   you   bitch?" " (cries)" " You're nothing but a big bully!" "(cries)" "That's right." "I'm just a big bully." "Actually," "(wimpers)" "I'm just a big pussy." "(wimpers)" "Listen here, my brother." "Are you a homosexual?" "W-what?" "Because if you is I can make you double the money on the boys town." "Ehhhhh." "Brrrrrr." "I've never heard of a gay lion before." "Gay lion?" "How could a lion be gay?" "Maybe he's from a gay pride or maybe he's  gay for pay." "Uh." "Gay  bi." "I don't know." "I'm just a little light in the loafers." "Deep down inside, I   just wondering what is happening." "♪I wondering what is happening, I hope that I'm okay." "♪Could this be a catastrophe or am I turning gay?" "♪He wonders what is happening he hopes that he's okay." "♪Could this be a catastrophe or is he turning gay?" "♪Are you gay?" "♪I don't know." "♪Are you gay?" "♪Could be so..... ♪Cause every time I close my eyes" "♪I think of Mars and Venus." "♪And every time I start to dream" "♪I want to suck a" "Hey look!" "A big red apple!" "♪If you're gay, it doesn't matter" "♪Just think of all the friends that you can gather" "♪If you're queer then never fear" "♪Instead of the front," "♪ you hit the rear." "♪Oh my!" "Uh.... that was really uncomfortable." "♪I wondering what is happening, I hope that I'm okay." "♪Could this be a catastrophe or am I turning gay?" "♪He wonders what is happening he hopes that he's okay." "♪Could this be a catastrophe" "♪Or is" "♪a" "♪lion gay?" "[?" "]" "Gay for pay, huh?" "Let's capture Dorothy and get my ruby slippers." "Now fly, my monkeys." "Fly!" "(evil laughter)" "(more evil laughter)" "Look!" "(evil laughter)" "Give me those slippers!" "Listen here, sister." "Those slippers are a fashion statement." "A white pimp?" "Be gone stylish man!" "Now get the girl!" "(evil laughter)" "(monkey shrieking)" "Dorothy!" "Dorothy!" "Where are you?" "It's me!" "Auntie Em!" "We miss you!" "Come home!" "I'm right here, Auntie Em." "I should have never left." "I'm no good as a hooker." "I'm frightened, Auntie Em!" "I'm frightened." "Oh!" "Auntie Em!" "I'm frightened!" "Oh!" "Auntie Em!" "I'm frightened!" "(evil laughter)" "So much for your brilliant plan." "Now, before I kill her," "I'm gonna need some dick." "Which one of you is gonna fuck me?" "How about you," "Scarecrow?" "Oh, not me." "I doubt I could get a boner." "Not today.... ... I got jury duty." "And my cock's all rusty." "Cowards!" "All of you!" "You better polish up your dick, Tin Man." "You just won the lottery!" "Please don't screw him." "He'll get rusty all over again." "Very well." "But I want him to cum in your mouth." "(monkey shrieks)" "Now fuck me you worthless pile of tin before I recycle you!" "Oh!" "I'm gonna cum!" "Dorothy!" "Dorothy!" "Get in here!" "Dorothy!" "Oh!" "Uh!" "No!" "Not on my face!" "Yours!" "I'm melting!" "I'm melting!" "I'm melting!" "I'm melting!" "You killed her!" "I didn't mean to." "Cum's just not my thing yet." "(squeak)" "Well, it's the Emerald City." "It looks so beautiful!" "I hope they have a bar." "Yeah, maybe a gay bar." "The wizard must be a wonderful man." "Let's go." "Whaddya mean you want to see the wizard?" "Nobody gets to see the awesome and powerful Oz!" "But we've come so far." "We've got the wicked witch's broom." "Dorothy killed her!" "Well, actually, it was the Tin Man's killer cum that did her in." "Mmmmm." "Silence!" "I don't want to hear all of this chatter." "The wizard will not see you." "Go away!" "Now I'll never get back home!" "It's okay, Dorothy." "You can stay here with us." "We love you." "And I love you all very much too." "But I've got to get back home." "(wimpering)" "Stop crying!" "Look, I'll leve with you." "There ain't no wizard." "He's been gone for months." "Look!" "It's true." "The wizard no longer lives in the Emerald City." "But there's still a way for Dorothy to get home." "Oh!" "Please tell me." "The power of group love will send you back home." "Well, shiver me timbers." "I was thinking of Greyhound." "I'll send my assistant out." "We all love Dorothy very, very much." "I'm not talking about that love." "On orgy?" "I've never been part of an orgy before." "Oh, me neither, but I'm willing to give it a try." "Can I blow the Tin Man?" "Get the fuck outta here!" "All you have to do is suck and fuck to your heart's content." "Now, Dorothy, you have the power to go home." "Just close your eyes, tap these heels, and repeat these words:" "Pussy, dick titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "Pussy, dick, titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "Pussy, dick, titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "Pussy, dick, titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "Pussy, dick, titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "Pussy, dick, titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "Pussy, dick, titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "Pussy, dick, titties, too." "I must [?" "] this journey through." "You took quite a bump on your head." "You've been asleep for three days!" "But I couldn't have been." "I was with a scare crow and a wicked witch." "You were all there." "But, Dorothy, it was just a bad dream." "No, it was beautiful." "I did some very nasty things, though." "And it felt   really good." "Especially the things that went on inside my panties." "Some of it was frightening, too." "And I kept saying that I wanted to come home." "Oh, Auntie Em," "I don't ever want to leave." "And you won't have to, Dorothy." "We're earning enough money now to save the farm." "And Dorothy, your Auntie Em went into business with Mr. Pimpernickel." "Hello, litte girl." "You sure gave us quite a scare." "Hey!" "You're the pimp!" "Pimpernickel!"