"¶¶" "Oh, Yolanda, thank god you're back!" "Sorry, I had to convince them to give me Josh's painkillers." "They get real suspicious when you ask them the street value." "How's he doin'?" "Terrible, I think he has amnesia!" "He doesn't remember me or anyone or anything!" "Oh, my damn!" "Josh:" "Yolanda?" "Is that you?" "(theme music playing)" "¶Shein thespotlight¶" "¶Andsheturnmyhead¶" "¶Sherunaredlight ¶" "¶' Causeshebadlikethat ¶" "¶I likethatooh ,baby, ooh,baby¶" "¶Baby,Ilikethat  ooh,baby,ooh,baby¶" "I don't understand why he remembers her and not me." "Well, memory loss is a tricky thing." "How is he?" "Where is he?" "Okay, he's-- he's right over there, but, don't be upset if he doesn't remember" "Josh:" "Elliot!" "Josh!" "You remember me!" "Of course I do, buddy." "Bring it in!" "Oh my god, how does he remember everyone except for me?" "Josh?" "Hey..." "Do you remember when we were sitting on your couch, and" "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no..." "But" "You have to allow Josh to remember everything on his own." "Otherwise, it can cause a psychic meltdown!" "I never miss an episode of General Hospital." "Um, Doctor, listen," "I" " I don't think you understand," "I said something kind of major to him right before he got knocked out, and I really need to know what he was gonna say back." "I understand your frustration, but pushing' Josh can cause him such emotional distress, that he could block out even more." "Yeah, but god!" "How do you even know that for sure?" "I mean, wh-- wh-- where'd you even go to medical school?" "Harvard." "Wow, that's-- that's really good, good for you." "Hey, guys..." "I think I'm starting to remember something." "Hey, everybody." "I'm home." "Josh, you look fantastic." "Who travels 10 hours and looks this good?" "Ha-ha, you!" "How was your trip?" "Aw, China was awesome!" "Only problem is, you open a business there, an hour later you wanna open another one!" "(laughs)" "(both laughing)" "(Elliot laughing)" "Elliot, who's this?" "Uh, hopefully your new chef..." "if I'm lucky!" "Oh my god, I remember you." "You do?" "Yeah, I remember everything exactly." "You were at my penthouse." "I was sitting on the couch." "Mm-hm." "And I was just about to interview you to be my chef." "What?" "Yeah." "You were gonna make me an audition meal." "Uh-huh, uh-huh." "Can ya fast forward a little?" "And you never got the chance," "I" " I guess, because of all this." "I'll tell you what." "As soon as I get discharged, how about you come over and cook me that audition meal?" "(laughs) Awesome!" "Audition meal?" "Do you believe this?" "I have to try out for the same job" "I've had for two years!" "I don't understand." "Why can't you just tell Josh who you are and what happened?" "Because this stupid smart Harvard doctor won't let me!" "He said Josh has to remember everything by himself or it could cause a psychic meltdown." "It's basic brain stuff, Sofia, basic brain stuff." "Okay, okay, so you'll make your audition meal, he'll hire you and eventually he'll..." "get his memory back." "Yeah, but what if he doesn't?" "I mean, five hours ago" "I was telling Josh that I loved him." "I mean, what if he never remembers what he was gonna say back?" "He'll remember." "But how do you know?" "Because, Gabi, people remember feelings." "If anything, you should be happy that he wants you to make this audition meal." "Okay?" "If you ask me, that's the first moment he had feelings for you." "Grilled cheese?" "This..." "looks... fantastic." "Mmm." "It's so ooey-gooey." "You know what?" "Forget the other guy." "You're hired." "Wha?" "Whoa!" "Oh my god!" "You're right, Sofia." "All I have to do is make the same meal and the same things will happen, and then, Josh and I will be together, and then not together, and then together, and-- and then not together, and then together and then not together." "Yeah." "It'll be so fun to relive it all again." "Oh my god, I can do this, I have done this." "I'm gonna look for the dress I wore the first day." "Oh, and don't forget a dress for the wedding." "Sofia, my grilled cheese isn't that good." "Your Uncle Chris is getting married in Aspen." "What?" "Yeah, his invitation got mixed into the pile of bills we use to even out our table legs." "Oh my god, he's getting married in Aspen this weekend, and he sent me two train tickets." "Yeah." "Oh." "I'm not saying he copied me, but everyone knows that Aspen is my dream wedding location." "Oh my god..." "Aspen." "Oh, I swear to god, if the bride's dad skis her down the aisle... (sighs) Can you think of a more romantic place to celebrate your love?" "Oh, you're right." "I'm so happy for your uncle." "No no, I'm talkin' about me and Josh." "Come on!" "Him telling me he loves me on a snow-covered mountain?" "Okay, now you're stealing my wedding ideas?" "It is so much more romantic than telling me he loves me on a stupid couch!" "Oh my god!" "Amnesia rules!" "Hey, Elliot" "One moment, I'm just finishing up an interview." "With who?" "(gasps)" "Michael Voltaggio?" "What is Top Chef Michael Voltaggio doing here?" "Hi." "Very good to see you again, remember we met here last time?" "No." "Does anyone remember me?" "No." "Isn't it great?" "Elliot, what is he doing here?" "I thought this was a redo for me!" "Well, it's also a redo for me." "This time I want Josh to choose the right chef." "Listen, I wish I could stay to meet with Josh..." "You can!" "He'll be up any minute." "But due to a recent head injury, we're not supposed to wake-- (yelling) Josh!" "But it'll totally be worth it if you stay and meet-- (yelling) Josh!" "I'm sorry, I really gotta go." "I left some apps for Josh to taste, or... you guys can come to one of my restaurants." "Wh" " Why do you even need this job?" "Elliot, I can't believe you would be so evil." "Really?" "It's kind of my brand." "Morning, boss." "How are you feelin'?" "Mmm, better." "Little better." "Hey..." "Gabi." "Right?" "Yeah." "See, I know you." "You're here for the interview." "Uh-huh." "Yeah." "And I know exactly what you want to eat, because I am a food mind reader." "It's one of my super powers." "Oh, yeah?" "What am I craving'?" "A man." "She's good." "Here ya go." "It's my famous grilled cheese." "I think you'll like it." "This..." "looks... fantastic!" "Mm... doesn't taste fantastic." "What?" "No, but-- but you loved my grilled cheese." "You said it was so ooey-gooey!" "What are you talking about?" "You've never cooked for me." "Yolanda, what's going on?" "Uh, nothin' baby, nothin' at all." "Gabi!" "Girl, what is wrong with you?" "Do you want Josh to have a psychic meltdown?" "I don't understand, he loved my grilled cheese." "Why did he hate it?" "Oh, his taste buds are all messed up." "Hayden used to love coffee, but after her concussion, just the smell of it made her sick." "Who's Hayden?" "(sighs) From General Hospital !" "The point is, Hayden got her memory back and so will Josh." "Oh my god, this is delicious." "(gasps)" "That was fast." "Who made this?" "Michael Voltaggio!" "I'm sorry, Gabi, but Voltaggio's hired." "No!" "Yes!" "Call hot chef!" "(screams)" "What the hell are you doing?" "Waiting to find out if Josh remembered anything!" "Did he say anything about me?" "Did he show any signs of remembering me, are his taste buds back, what are you hiding?" "why haven't you returned any of my calls?" "'Cause of this!" "I'm sorry, it's just, what if Josh never remembers me, what if-- what if he likes Top Chef Michael Voltaggio so much that he keeps him on as his chef, and I never have a reason to go back to Josh's" "and he forgets me forever?" "Um... uh" " Uh, Gabi, uh... it's 9 a.m." "I know!" "Oh, baby, I'm sorry." "I hate seeing' you like this." "Then help me." "Okay, uh, name it, how, I'll do anything." "Okay, the train to Aspen leaves tomorrow night." "Can you help me jog Josh's memory?" "Nope." "But you just said that you'd help me." "Okay, first of all, the girls and I, don't jog." "More importantly, you heard that doctor." "He said we can't start messin' with Josh's mind by sayin' anything!" "I know, I know, but what if we don't say anything, but we show him!" "Oh my damn, Josh's childhood blanket that he lost in a fire and you recreated for his birthday!" "Yeah!" "We show him this and he'll remember everything!" "You're right!" "And he'll never forget that!" "Yeah, so you'll help me?" "You would think after all that, (laughs) but nope." "(cries)" "(sing-songy) Michael V, it's Elliot P!" "You remember Yolanda." "She's the housekeeper." "Of course, the only thing she's ever waxed is her mustache." "Hey, that's rude." "(laughs) Right?" "So MV, we have an issue to deal with today." "What?" "You finally moved into a C cup?" "(laughs)" "Your turn, Michael!" "My turn for what?" "To roast Elliot." "Anything you want." "Fat, short, sweaty, let him have it." "I think that's really childish." "Isn't she?" "Anyway, last night Alan and I got in a big fight, and I need you guys to help me fix it." "Okay, let's hear the plan." "What plan?" "Well, first off, Michael, I need you to dress up as Alan's long lost grandma and take my side in an argument, then" "What?" "Why would I do that?" "That's what we do around here." "Well, I don't." "Oh." "Well, can you at least bake me an "I'm sorry" cake to bring home?" "I would, but I'm too busy making this "I don't work for you" lunch." "Oh." "(laughing) Ooh-hoo!" "You got him good!" "You two are a piece of work." "And speaking of work, do you guys do any around here?" "Say what?" "Ohh... and when's the last time you cleaned out this fridge?" "And I'm not talking about food." "(laughing) 'Scuse me for a minute." "Gabi?" "Put down that wine and pick up that blanket." "(in a loud voice) Thank you for comin' and helping' me with my computer, Josh." "Yolanda:" "Where are my keys?" "Well, you know what?" "Good thing my neighbor keeps a spare, and she always leaves her door open." "Whoa..." "Whoa, what?" "I'm gettin' this really weird feeling." "This place seems familiar to me." "Hell, yeah, it does." "What is it about this place?" "I don't know, but, um, maybe my keys are in the bed-- uh, we should try the bed." "Let's try the bed!" "Why would keys be in the bed?" "Just look in the bed." "Am I in love with the girl that lives in this apartment?" "(gasps) -(gasps)" "What?" "Uh!" "Uh, uh, just-- um, um, out of" "Hoo, out of breath from walkin' from there to here, it's just... (exhales)" "I'm starting to remember." "Oh my god, Josh!" "What are you doing here?" "Did you get your memory back?" "Yeah, I think I did." "Wh" " Wh-- (screams)" "You're the girl that knows my heart." "(laughs)" "Ahh!" "What do I do?" "(Josh laughing)" "What do I do?" "What do I do?" "Tell me everything!" "Where did we meet?" "How did we meet?" "Do you feel the same way I do?" "How do you feel?" "Uh, dizzy." "(Yolanda stutters)" "She can't tell you how she feels, she's not allowed to answer, doctor's orders." "W" " I wanna know everything, tell me everything." "Uh..." "Do you wanna have a psychic meltdown?" "Huh?" "I'm not gonna be responsible for that, get your ass up." "Wait... will you at least have dinner with me tonight?" "Uhhh..." "I heard a yes, let's go." "Oh my god, this is so exciting, I can't believe I'm having dinner with" " Wait, what's your name?" "(crying) What just happened?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Oh, my god!" "Where's Josh?" "Where'd he go?" "Gabi, why are you coming out the window, what's going on?" "Why do you have arugula in your hair?" "Well, I" " I was spying on Josh from the fire escape, and, when I saw him kiss you, I was so shocked I stumbled back and I fell into the dumpster, now, where did he go?" "Well, Yolanda took him home." "Oh, well, what did he say when-- when you told him that I'm the one that made the blanket, and I'm the one that knows his heart?" "I didn't tell him." "What?" "Why?" "Because you said I wasn't allowed to say any of that!" "Everyone's tellin' me I'm not allowed to say any of that!" "You didn't say anything?" "No!" "Well, he did invite me to dinner tonight, but..." "What?" "You are having dinner with the man who forgot he loves me?" "Gabi, it was the only way he would leave." "Ohhh, was it, Sofia?" "Yeah, it was." "Was it really, Sofia?" "Mm-hm." "What are you saying?" "Well, how long did you let him kiss you before you pulled away?" "Oh my" " What?" "Did you like the kiss?" "Okay, you are really losing" "Did!" "You!" "Like it!" "No!" "He's Josh, okay?" "He's gross" " I mean, not gross for you, but gross for me, okay?" "I have no feelings for him!" "Well, I do, okay?" "I" " I can't take this anymore, all right?" "I'm" " I'm going over there right now, and I am telling him exactly who I am, and what we mean to each other!" "But what about" "The psychic meltdown!" "I'm having one!" "Josh?" "We need to talk." "Whoa, whoa, how the hell did you get in here?" "Because you made me a key, because I work here." "No, I gave the job to the other guy." "Not the first time, the first time you gave the job to me." "What first time?" "What are you talking about?" "Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "I know-- I know you had a traumatic brain injury, and I'm not supposed to say anything to you, but I really need to say something to you, because I really need you to remember!" "All I remember is I interviewed you, and I didn't like your grilled cheese." "Ugghh!" "See, that's the thing!" "That's the thing!" "Two years ago, you interviewed me, and you loved my grilled cheese, and you hired me to be your chef." "And then we got drunk and we slept together, and-- which I don't expect you to remember because I barely remember it, but, we both regretted it because you were engaged, but then you broke off your engagement to be with me!" "And then, we tried to be together, but we couldn't be together, because we argued a lot, because we're both very passionate people, but... then we came up with this idea of the punch card relationship, so we could have sex without the feelings," "but then, I did have feelings, and I told you that I loved you, and you were about to tell me if you loved me, but then the goddamn squirrel jumped out, and it made you hit your head" "and forget everything, including the fact that I'm the one that made you that blanket that you found, because I'm the one that knows your heart." "Now, you have to believe me!" "Gabi..." "I believe you." "You do?" "Yes." "I don't think anybody can make that up." "Ohh..." "Oh, thank god." "But I don't remember it." "What?" "I remember Elliot and Yolanda, and I remember my family, and all the feelings I had for them." "And I'm not sure how to say this, but..." "I think if I loved you..." "I'd remember it." "(Gabi crying)" "(speaking incoherently)" "I know, I know." "Actually, I don't know." "Could you speak a little clearer?" "Can you do me a favor?" "Anything." "Can you hit me over the head so I get amnesia so I can forget what Josh just told me, 'cause it was so hurtful!" "Oh, Gabi, it's gonna be okay." "How?" "How's it gonna be okay?" "I mean, we have two options here." "One, he doesn't remember me and it's over, or two, he will remember me, including that night on the couch where he was gonna tell me that he didn't love me." "Or three, and don't forget about three, he remembers you, and was gonna tell you he does love you." "No, he doesn't love me, he says that it's over!" "Are we in Aspen yet?" "No, we haven't left yet." "What?" "I'm gonna be crying for another 28 hours and 55 minutes?" "Oh!" "Not necessarily..." "Who wants to play Crazy Eights?" "(crying)" "Okay, I'm gonna go to the bar car and get a couple of drinks." "And something for you." "(crying)" "Hey, Elliot." "Have you seen my phone?" "Here you go, boss." "I charged it for you." "Oh." "Thank you." "I" " I feel like I'm forgetting everything." "Well, you are forgetting one thing." "What?" "You usually give me a goodbye kiss." "You do." "And I'm not just trying to take advantage of the fact that you have a traumatic brain injury." "Okay." "Really?" "Yeah, bring it in." "¶AllIwannagetis alittlebitcloser¶" "¶ All I wanna know is Can you come a little closer ¶" "Tegan and Sara?" "Yeah." "I karaoke to this song all the time!" "Me too!" "Both:" "¶ I want you close I want you ¶" "¶ I won't treat you like you're typical ¶" "Look at you!" "(laughs)" "Oh, my god." "(blowing nose)" "(coughs)" "Oh... finally." "(gasps) Sofia!" "Sofia, what are you doing, the train is leaving!" "Oh, my god!" "Stop the train!" "Stop the train!" "¶AllIwannagetis¶" "¶A littlebitcloser¶" "Josh." "Gabi." "What are you doing here?" "I, uh..." "I remember everything." "Everything where you did love me or everything where you didn't love me," "I mean, who rushes on a train to tell someone they don't love them?" "¶It'snotjustallphysical¶" "¶I 'mthetypewho won 't getohso critical¶" "You do love me." "Yes." "I do." "I love you, Gabi." "Oh... do you remember the part where I told you that I love you, too, because I do." "¶A littlebitcloser¶" "Josh just called me from the train." "They're back together again, huh?" "Ugh, I know." "Here's something interesting." "You know how he remembered her?" "He heard a certain song." "A song?" "Yeah." "Closer , by Tegan and Sara?" "Never heard of it." "Oh, really?" "I saw you messin' with Josh's phone." "You did it, you big old softie!" "Oh, please, like I want Gabi back in this house." "Okay." "Well, maybe I was wrong." "¶ All I wanna get is a little bit closer!" "¶"