"Captioning made possible by disney--abc cable networks group" "You know, this weather warriors game stinks." "You can't win with the lame superpowers they give you." "[scoffs] not me." "Captain cold front sneezes ice." "I just snotted out half of cityopolis." "Let me get the limo for you." "Aah!" "[crash]" "Unh!" "Zack!" "Cody!" "Didn't hear a "bob." see ya." "Oh!" "Wha" "Excuse me." "I have told you repeatedly" "Not to park your bikes in front of my hotel." "Now I am confiscating them." "What give you the right to do that?" "I'm bigger than you." "Well, not by much." "[growls]" "Norman, help me with the bikes." "Come on, norman, get a bike!" "Someone get the door!" "[sighs] this stinks." "Yeah, when you're a kid, you have no power." "Whoa, look, a shooting star!" "Quick!" "Close your eyes and make a wish." "Both:" "I wish I had superpowers!" "Both:" "Good wish." "Well, you feel any different?" "Nah." "Wait." "Wait, I--I feel power!" "It's swelling inside me!" "It's building, it's growing, it's... [squeaks]" "Nah, it's just gas." "¶ here I am in your life ¶" "¶ here you are in mine ¶" "¶ yes, we have a suite life ¶" "¶ most of the time ¶" "¶ you and me, we got the world to see ¶" "¶ so come on down ¶" "¶ just me and you know what to do ¶" "¶ so come on down ¶" "¶ it's you and me ¶" "¶ and me and you ¶" "¶ we got the whole place to ourselves ¶" "¶ you and me, we got it all for free ¶" "¶ so come on down ¶" "¶ this is the suite life ¶" "¶ we've got a suite life ¶" "[thinking] ack!" "Rank!" "I'll just take a pair from cody." "You will not." "I will not what?" "You said you were going to take my socks." "Well, I didn't say it." "I--I thought it." "[thinking] huh." "It's like he read my mind." "Because I did read your mind!" "Whoa!" "What am I thinking now?" "You took $5.00 from my wallet?" "I was gonna give it back." "No, you weren't." "Wow, you can read minds!" "I--I guess my wish came true!" "I have superpowers!" "Well, I made the same wish, but I can't read your mind." "You can barely read a book." "Hey, maybe I have the power to fly!" "Up..." "Up and.... [thud]" "Down." "Morning!" "What" "Blueberry." "How'd you know I was gonna ask you" "What kind of pancakes you wanted?" "Because he has super" "Uh, sensitivity to his mommy." "Yes, we'll make our beds." "Lucky guess." "[exhales]" "Why didn't you tell her about your superpowers?" "Because you're not supposed to tell." "It's one of the basic rules of being a superhero." "Well, you know what I think should be a rule?" "That if one twin gets a superpower," "The other one should, too." "Yeah, just make your bed." "And no, I'm not gonna make it for you." "Wow!" "I have super speed!" "You know, chicks love superheroes." "I'm gonna call maddie." "No, you won't!" "Cool!" "I have telekinesis!" "You have the power to move telephones with your mind?" "Hey, you're still thinking about calling" "Maddie." "[wind whistles]" "Now, jasmine..." "You need to find a healthy way to get your anger out." "So when you're upset, try hitting this pillow." "Oh!" "After..." "I put it down." "[cell phone rings]" "Hello--ahem." "Hello?" "You'll never believe what happened to me." "I wished upon a star" "And got supersonic speed!" "What are you gonna do with it?" "Deliver pizzas in under an hour?" "Wait, hold on, zack." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to use this to get over my anger at amy." "Hey, amy!" "Hold this pillow in front of your face!" "Jasmine, wait!" "Gotta go, zack!" "Ok, look out for anyone" "Who might need saving." "Right." "Hey, why are you staring at that chick?" "Oh, dude!" "You got x-ray vision, didn't ya?" "Heh." "No." "I'm reading her mind." "Oh." "Well, what's she thinking?" "She's wondering why I'm staring at her." "Ooh, what's arwin thinking?" "[thinking] in order to make quantized oscillations" "Consistent with quantum mechanics," "The number of space-time dimensions must be restricted. [gasps]" "If I had a monkey, I'd name him bill." "[elevator dings]" "Ooh, what's london thinking?" "[thinking] left, right..." "Blink, breathe." "Ooh, twinkly light bulb!" "Breathe!" "Ahh." "Skip, skip, skip, skip." "Look, man, I'm gonna go swipe some doughnuts from the kitchen real quick." "I'll be back in a nanosecond." "No!" "You can only use your powers for good." "[scoffs] doughnuts are good." "Zack, pull up your pants." "Cody, keep your pants on." "[thinking] rotten kids." "Why can't they grow up already?" "You should hear what moseby thinks of us." "Eh, who cares?" "Now that we have superpowers, he can't push us around." "Hey, you should telephone-esis to give him a wedgie." "I--I can't." "It's against the rules to use our powers on a mere mortal." "Whoa!" "Did--did you see that?" "Moseby must have wished on that star and become a superhero, too!" "Mr. Moseby, I want to talk to you about a raise." "Oh, really?" "Actually, I think I'm making too much." "Could you please cut my salary?" "Delighted!" "Dismissed." "Yes, sir." "[evil laughter]" "Moseby's no superhero." "He's a supervillain!" "Or mom's a really bad negotiatior." "Nyah aah aah!" "Hi, mr." "Moseby." "What's up?" "I need you to build me an evil ray gun" "To magnify my evil powers." "Ok." "Heh." "But you'll need to fill out this work request form first." "Forms?" "I don't fill out forms." "I'm the meanager!" "Ooh, you found out about your nickname, huh?" "What nickname?" "Never mind!" "Just do as I say, or I will use my laser powers on you." "Oh, no." "What do they do?" "Well, blue is a freeze ray." "Oh, come on." "There's no such thing as a fr" "Ohh." "Oh, thank you." "And purple is-- well, frankly, I don't know what purple does." "Ha ha ha!" "That tickles." "Stop it, stop it, stop it!" "Ha ha ha!" "[gasping]" "Ok, so what are you gonna use your evil ray gun for?" "To magnify my ability to rob kids of their childhood" "And turn them into mini-adults." "Gasp!" "I won't do it!" "Ok, I'll do it, but you still have to fill out the form." "Esteban." "[dings]" "Whoo!" "Coming, sir." "Since I know you don't read my memos," "You may not be aware" "That I am now a supervillain." "And I have decided to make you my evil minion." "[gasps] never!" "What is a minion?" "It means henceforth you will do whatever I say." "Well, I do that now." "Now dance!" "[dance music playing]" "Now slap yourself!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Now pick your nose!" "Heh heh heh!" "It's good to be the meanager." "Oh, you found out about your nickname." "What nickname?" "!" "Never mind." "So, now that I've been promoted from bell boy to evil minion," "Do I get a sidekick name?" "Oh, yes." "From this day forward, you will be known as..." "Bell boy!" "Ok, that sounds like a lateral move to me." "[elevator dings]" "Man, these superhero costumes are super itchy." "Why do we gotta wear them under our clothes?" "You have to." "It's one of the rules." "Where is this rule book?" "I want to read it." "Super rules for super heroes." "Oh ho ho, that's a big book." "Peed, but I still read at a third-grade level." "Did that sign look suspicious to you?" "I don't know." "It went by so fast, I couldn't read it." "Arwin:" "Oh, meanager..." "Here's your evil ray gun." "I call it the adultifier!" "¶ da da da ¶" "Ho ho ho!" "Wow." "I like it." "Mr. Moseby:" "The adultifier!" "But you forgot the... ¶ da da da ¶" "Oh, yeah." "[ray gun clicks]" "Well, it's-- it's not working." "Oh, yeah, you need diamonds to power it." "Diamonds?" "Yeah." "Big diamonds." "Oh, yes, good choice." "Heh heh." "At any point, did you consider going with something," "N'know, more affordable, like, say, batteries?" "!" "So, what are you gonna do with the adultifier?" "It's going to magnify my green ray." "Hey, guys." "What are we playing, hide and seek?" "Both:" "Shh!" "Mr. Moseby:" "I'll show you." "Bob, get down!" "Bob, are you ok?" "The name's robert." "Ah, the green ray makes suits." "A nice suit, too." "It doesn't make suits!" "It turns kids into adults." "Dude, he zapped you!" "Unhand me, you hooligan." "Who's little boy is this?" "Quick, he's gonna zap us!" "This is a job for..." "Quick guy." "And..." "Brain man!" "Bm?" "Why didn't you say anything?" "Uh, um, I-- I never noticed." "Missed me." "Missed me again." "Aah!" "[gasps]" "¶ I'm gonna take your machine ¶" "¶ no, you're not ¶" "¶ who's gonna stop me?" "¶" "Both: ¶ that would be us ¶" "Ok, now I'm ready." "It's about time!" "[dings] ow!" "Coming, sir!" "[sobbing] stupid telekinesis!" "¶ ha ha, ha ha ha ¶" "You won't be laughing after this." "Cody!" "Cody?" "[exhales] [exhaling]" "Aw, still not shiny enough." "Stupid diamond." "Mirror:" "Oh, no diamond can compare" "To the soh!" "You're right, in your mirror." "But I'm still not taking you to the chateau in France." "Someone's looking puffy." "[gasps]" "We're here to save you." "We would have been here earlier, but I had to defrost cody." "It's b-b-b-brain man." "Right." "Save me from who?" "The meanager." "We think he's after your diamonds." "[gasps]" "You're right!" "[thunder]" "Oof!" "You're right!" "[london gasps]" "I need those diamonds to power up my adultifier," "Which I will bounce off the tipton satellite," "Turning every child in the world" "Into a mini-adult." "London, don't give him your diamonds." "Hey, if I didn't give them up when they held daddy for ransom," "I'm certainly not gonna give them up now." "Then I will take them." "[gasps]" "Not while we're here, you won't." "Well, if you're here, then who's going to save maddie?" "What have you done to her, you fiend?" "She is being tied to railroad tracks" "By my evil minion bell boy!" "You mean esteban?" "Whatever." "You go, quick guy." "I'll stop the meanager." "Oh, then who's going to save your mother?" "You've got our mommy, too?" "How could you?" "Hello!" "Villain!" "She is being held by my evil minion the engineer." "You mean arwin?" "Yeah, I didn't spend a lot of time on the minion names, ok?" "Coming, maddie!" "So let me get this straight." "Moseby is a supervillain," "And you're his evil minion sent her to kidnap me?" "That is the silliest thing I have ever heard." "Silence, captive!" "On second thought, that is the silliest thing I have ever heard." "Hey!" "Did you tie up our counselor?" "Uh..." "Maybe." "We were gonna do that!" "Yeah!" "I hate when that happens." "Well, ha!" "You're too late." "So, esteban..." "Huh?" "You got me tied up." "How exactly are you gonna put me in peril?" "Are there any railroad tracks nearby?" "No, but there's a red ant hill outside." "You can bury her in it." "I'll get the shovel." "I'll get the honey." "I'll pour it on her." "Or you could untie me" "Like the good girls I know you are." "All:" "Nah." "[girls screaming]" "I'm here to save you, maddie." "[evil laughter]" "Oh, you will never beat the meanager..." "And esteban!" "I thought you were the bell boy." "Oh, it didn't catch on." "Wow, that was fantastic!" "You really do have superpowers." "That's not something a guy lies about, baby." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have to go save the children of the world." "He was cute." "Thank you." "[whistling]" "You know, uh, you look at little tense." "You know, I could give your shoulders a little massage if" "No." "What I want is to be let go." "No can do, cupcake." "Heh heh." "I can make the time pass a little quicker." "You know, a little music." "I wrote you a song." "You want to hear it?" "No!" "What I want is to be let go!" "¶ I love carey, she's pretty as a fairy ¶" "¶ I love carey ¶" "¶ forgive me if I starey ¶" "I thought it was painful being tied up." "Don't worry, mom." "I'm a superhero, and I'm here to save you." "Aw, great costume, sweetie." "But it's chilly outside." "Shouldn't you have a sweater?" "[scoffs] mom." "Superheroes don't wear sweaters." "They do if it's super cold outside." "Well, even if you're toasty warm," "You'll never get past..." "The engineer!" "I don't have to." "[gasps]" "Oh, great job, honey!" "That's my little superhero." "Mwah!" "Mom!" "Not in front of the evil minion!" "Come on." "Not so fast!" "Hey, arwin, want a kiss?" "[gasps] I knew that song would work." "Close your eyes and pucker up." "[both mouthing words]" "More diamonds, london!" "More diamonds!" "But this is my favorite." "Her name is tina." "Bye, tina." "Stop right there, meanager." "Your days of meanaging are over." "Well, you're too late." "I just need one more diamond to power up my adultifier." "Children of the world," "Say good-bye to recess" "And hello to rush hour!" "Give me the diamond, london." "Her name is tina." "Fine, give me tina." "There you go." "Wh--where'd it go?" "Heh!" "All your evil plans are foiled!" "Here, take cheryl." "Ha!" "Not so fast." "I'll get the diamond." "You get the adultifier." "Right!" "No, pulled a hammy." "Someone forgot to stretch." "[evil laughter]" "Oh!" "[grunts] [laughing]" "What's so funny, cody?" "Get in front of me." "Ha ha ha!" "Ok, now I get it." "[evil laughter]" "Oh, no!" "The adultifier is powered up!" "And the first 2 kids I'm going to use it on are you!" "That's what you think." "Mirror:" "Hey, I was taking a nap." "[grunting]" "If it turns kids into adults," "I wonder what it turns adults into." "[grunting] [babbles]" "Waaa!" "[babbling]" "Well..." "There's your answer." "Tina!" "Cheryl!" "Oh!" "Are you ok?" "Mommy's sorry." "Let's have a little polish, and off to bed." "Boys!" "Mom, we defeated the meanager." "And saved all the children of the world." "Well, except for bob." "On the bright side," "I hear he has a thriving insurance business." "You know what?" "I say we celebrate" "With some pizza and video games." "Aw, guys, I'm sorry, but the phone's been ringing all night." "Apparently a lot of people need your help." "Let's see..." "There's a bus on a broken suspension bridge" "Ooh!" "I think I'd start with the giant spider" "That's climbing city hall." "[woman screams] [man yellilng]" "Ooh, he just ate the mayor." "[monster burps]" "But do we have to do it now?" "We wanted to go to mr." "Cheesy's happy pizza place." "I'm sorry, sweetie, but with super power comes super responsibility." "There's no time for kid's stuff." "Ok, I guess we'll go." "Oh, wait!" "I gotta get your sweaters." "You know, being a superhero really stinks." "I wish we never made that wish." "Wait a minute." "If you run us around the earth at supersonic speed," "We could reverse its rotation," "Thus sending us back in time" "To the exact moment we saw the shooting star!" "Great idea!" "Easy!" "I didn't get super strength." "I think you ran us back a little too far." "[roaring]" "You think?" "Hop on!" "[grunting] [whimpers]" "Look, I'm telling you," "We wished upon a star, we got superpowers," "And we saved all the children of the world" "By defeating moseby and his evil minions." "How could you not remember something like that?" "I don't remember it because you dreamt it." "You know what?" "Something must've happened" "When we went through the time vortex." "Or you ate 3 pieces of cold pepperoni pizza" "Right before you went to bed." "Hello, I do that every night." "[scoffs] look, I'm telling you," "Arwing built moseby this adultifier!" "Aah!" "There it is!" "Run before he turns it on you!" "Wow." "You'd think he'd never seen" "An atomic toilet plunger before." "Heh heh." "[gags]" "Captioning made possible by disney--abc cable networks group" "Captioning performed by the national captioning institue, inc."