"The Earth's Most Beloved Son" "A film by Serban Marinescu" "Co-producer" "A film inspired by the novel of MARIN PREDA" "Literary consultant Ion Cristoiu with" " Hush!" "Shut your mouth!" "The girl is sleeping..." " Is your book really that interesting?" " It's not interesting, it's forbidden." "There you go." "The news is that this writer is forbidden." " My dear girl, he is not a writer, he's a philosopher." " Nevermind." " Better come here and give me a back wash." "Come on please and wash my back." "Forget about those ointments for a second." " They're also demolishing buildings, not only philosophers." "So why are you so surprised?" " Settle down, you're tickling me." "what do you mean they're demolishing?" " Just like that." "You know that appartment building downtown?" " Which one?" " The one built by Gogiman... those splendid caryatids will be demolished." " What's their reason?" " The boobs!" " Come, give me some!" " Just like that, the boobs." "Comrade Calcan gave us the order to finish already with this crap." " And nobody told him he's an idiot?" " Yeah, right." "Everybody knows that comrade Calcan is an idiot." "But only the devil has the courage to tell him that." "He gave me an order" " What did he tell you?" " You must bring this crap down!" "I told him Comrade Calcan, it's a pity, it's a work of art, it's something beautiful" "What do you mean by beautiful, comrade?" "If you were to walk on the street butt-naked would that be something beautiful?" " Yes." "VICTOR PETRINI" " Coucou!" "Boo!" "Producer Marin Tudor" "Co-producer Mihail Carciog" "Writen and directed by Serban Marinescu" "Image and cameras Calin Ghibu" "Settings Lucian Nicolau" "Costumes Catalina Ghibu" "Music Dan Stefanica" "Sound Andrei Papp" "Editing Nita Chivulescu" "Make-up Violeta Marinescu" "Production director Nicolae Gagiu" "Assistent director Jana Dohita BAdea" "Executive producer Luminita Boca" " Face to the wall and you don't move." " Cheers!" "How are you, Victor?" "Come inside" "Coman, courage!" "I'm sorry to receive you in slippers like this, but I've run all day, my feet are swollen." "What can you do?" "It's a hell of a job." "Sit, sit, take a seat" "Al...right." "Do you know where we are?" " I think we're at the Militia's." " Militia my ass." "We're at the Securitate." " The same devil." " Hmmm, it's not the same devil." "but we're sitting here chatting and your lady at home must be scared." "Of course she should be scared, we took you from your bed at night, the poor woman got scared but it's ok, we'll fix it right away." "we'll solve the problem." "Here you go." "There it is." "Write!" " What should I write?" " Ohh, you still have your handcuffs and that moron left with the key" "Nevermind." "I'll write it for you." "I'm listening" " What am I to say?" " What was the deal with Sumanele Negre?" "(# a Romanian anti-communist resistence group)" "You must know." "Cheers!" " Thank you." " We know you weren't some kind of boss, you didn't kill people, but others did that shit and you must know these people, right?" " Mister, look at me carefully, I'm a serious man," "I have totally different preocupations" "I'm an University professor, what am I supposed to be doing with Sumanele Negre?" "I'm a philosopher" "I can prove it with witnesses, it's a stupid thing." " Well, stupidity has a cost." "What would you say if we were to prove to you and document it that you are a terrorist?" " Me?" "What can I say?" "it's a ... mistake, an error." " What kind of mistake?" "Look here, it says so black on white." "No no no." "If you give us those names, we won't press charges, we classify the file, you go nice and easy to your lady, you have some good boiled wine... and that's it!" " Sir, please pinch my nose!" " Why?" " So I'll be sure I'm not dreaming" " Victor, I see you're very tired." "That's ok." "You will go to a cell, you get some good rest and tomorrow you'll remember everything." "Coman, man, caugh the other way, will you?" " Remember about what?" " About this." " Iustin Comanescu." "We used to be friends." " Yes" " He must be somwhere in Austria or in Italy by now, who the hell knows..." " He's in Switzerland." " Where?" " In Switzerland!" "He's well-off, fuck him." "Read on!" " Well, I'm reading but I can't find anything!" " What do you mean you can't find anything?" "It's written black on white, look" "I'm waiting for your orders" " Not orders, ordinances!" "Thank God it's only this!" "Wait, I'll explain it all for you." "When we were students, this colleague of mine, Iustin and I went to a variety show and we were very amused by a sketch between a major and a soldier." "The major was mocking the soldier and this idiot of a soldier was frozen in a salute position and repeating the same words all over again" "Have a long life, Sir, I'm waiting for your ordinances!" "Ever since then, this colleague of mine, Iustin and I, whenever we said good-bye, we used to say Have a long life, Sir, I'm waiting for your ordinances!" "A joke!" " A joke my ass!" "It's a letter." "It's a letter that was sent to you from there." "We just happened to grab it, what can you do?" "the devil's bad luck" "This Iustin guy killed people." "Who are those working with him?" "Who are they?" "You must know." " How should I know?" "Not only that I don't know these people, but it never crossed my mind that Iustin might have worked for Sumanele Negre" " Then why is he expecting orders from you?" " Not orders, ordinances!" " It's the same thing!" " No,it's not." " Whatever." "Think about it some more, I've got enough time." " Sir, what is your name?" " It doesn't matter." " Please don't take this the wrong way," "I'm sure...but don't get upset, it's not your fault," "I'm sure you are making a phonetical mistake." " Sure, it could be..." " May I address myself to one of your superiors?" " Of course you can." " May God protect you!" "Thank you." "(The radio) Dear listeners, good morning!" "Let's begin a new day with a lively pace, follow the rythm 1,2,3,4 left, right, left, right, now walk on your toes" " You wanted to see a superior officer." "There you go." "You have him before you." "Intellectuals!" "You endangered Transylvania, you receive from and you give orders to people abroad against the regime, you're a criminal." " Sir, in your opinion, is the accused entitled to a defence or...is he convicted already?" " What defence?" "Here it is clearly written:" "You give orders!" "What kind of orders and to whom?" " It says ordinances, not orders there." "It means something else, it's a whole different thing." " Oh yeah?" "Think about it some more, will you?" " You really don't understand that it's a joke?" " But we do." " Then let me go home!" " We will let you go home, but first you have to tell us what kind of orders are these people waiting from you." " Ordinances!" " What the fuck, Petrini, my man, you're an intellectual, remember?" "Or at least you're pretending to be one." "Don't you understand that once you are here, you'll never get out?" "you have to confess that you are a criminal, we're not in a hurry, we have all the time in the world." "what the hell?" "Didn't you learn the lesson?" " Mister, you are a scumbag." "Don't you think you will have to prove that I'm guilty?" " A philosopher, hey?" "Let's see." "Fuck you ." "You don't even know a craft, but you pretend all kinds of stuf" "Man, you're giving me an evil eye ...the evil eye..." "Hmmm, I wonder what's hiding inside this head of yours" "The things you would to me if only you had the power" "Scram!" "Gicuta!" " Yes, yes, boss, sir." " Search him." "Search his asshole too, he gave me an evil eye." " Understood." "Coman, poor guy, off with the clothes." " Wait, I'm ticklish." " Ahhh, I'm tickling you, sorry" " What starts with a p, ends with ula and enters the sea?" "You don't know" " I don't." " Peninsula." "That's alright, we go on." "What starts with a p, ends with ula and has hair?" " Painting brush." " Bravo!" "What starts with a p, ends with ula and does like this?" " A cou-cou clock!" "(# pendula, in Romanian)" " Nooo, it's a penis (# Ro slang for penis: pula #) , 'cause the clock goes like that" " Coman, boys!" "C'est la lutte finaaale.." "Mind this: their vocabulary doesn't have more than 2-3 hundred words they're extremely trivial and proud like all the fools are." "If you talk to them differently, they'll kill you." " Coman." "A pieds!" " Mesdames, monsieurs!" "You're on your own!" " Where do you want to sleep?" " Up" " Take it easy." " Gosh, what a stink." " Stay quiet!" " Mister, mister!" "Come here." "Here." "Take them!" "They have a new footbed." " Thank you." "And yourself?" " I'm getting free tomorrow." " May God help you!" " Thank you." "(the speakers:) Here comes spring again over the fields, over the valleys," "Gaiety is all around us" "For the 1st of May is here/ The workers have united  .and they proudly celebrate the workers' 1st of May" " Is it good?" " Yeah." "Permission to report!" "You see, we, the educators, the teachers, we're like doctors who sit by the pacient's bed and wait, they wait for the pacient to get better, meaning he gets on his own feet 'cause if he doesn't the fucker will kick the bucket ." "We have here representatives from all the categories." "Who has a Ministry?" " Here!" " Well, better say he had that position in the former regime." "We've got State men, professors, engineers,pilosophers, artists." "They've all come here to be re-educated, meaning to learn a trade that would feed them" " selves!" " that would feed them?" " selves" " and afterwards..." " their" " families" " their" "families" " That's it!" "No, no, don't do that!" "Don't do that, I don't look good in pictures!" " Look how god shits himself" " Boss, you know how they look at me?" "Like they're looking at God." "How are you looking at me?" " Like you're God!" " How?" " Like you're God!" " Is it ok?" "Sit down!" "Gentlemen, with the help of an instrument that's in ge ni ous, we will learn how to make together useful things for people." "Especially for peasants, since craftmanship is man's golden bracelet, right?" " Right!" " That's it." "Namely, baskets." "What is a basket?" " An object made of stiff fibres." " Up!" "What is a basket?" " An object made of stiff fibres." "Very well!" "Let's all repeat together!" "What is a basket?" " An object made of stiff fibres!" " That's it." "Sit down." "In his in geniosity, the peasant makes a basket that allows him to evaluate his crops, meaning he counts how many baskets he took home and he instantly knows how much stuff" " he's got" " No, he produced." "Right?" "But for this to happen, someone had to think about it with his own head to come to the peasant's rescue and he invented an instrument that's more in- genious than the knife and that's how the hedging knife appeared" "The hedging knife said to be Moceanu's hedging knife because Moceanu is its inventor." "That's it." "Moceanu." "It has 2 parts: the part that's woo...dy and the part that's iron...y ." "So let's make a short recap!" "Moceanu's hedging knife was invented by..." " Moceanu!" " It has" " 2 parts!" " the part that's wooo..." " ...dy" " and the part that's iron..." " y" " iron..." " y" " That's it." "See?" "That's why I like to work with intelectuals, they catch on so quickly." " Wake up!" " Why?" " Coman!" "Coman, man!" " Where?" " to laugh ourselves . to yank each other's crank until we're done for hey, wake up the other guy too!" " Let him sleep, he's ill." "He's got tuberculosis, he had a crisis earlier." " So what?" "We'll give him a whore and a vodka and we're laughing ourselves again because we like it . we like to laugh ourselves, don't we?" "No boots!" "We'll walk bare foot!" "(He sings a traditional folk song)" " Man, I brought you to a resort!" "You're gonna have small feet (swearing about Christ, God and other. lost in translation:))" "I will kill you!" "I will bury you right here!" "I will kill you!" "I will bury you right here!" " Come on, get up here!" "Petrini!" " Uh!" " Did you think about what you're gonna do when you escape?" " No." " You'll say this:" "Poor M was right when he said that this life is a big pile of shit." "And we drink another alcooholic beverage." "# Why did you have to grow old?" "Isn't it enough how much you've suffered?" "#" "# another swearing about Christ" " This is where I should hit you." "Right here." "We didn't like the craftmanship, the baskets, we laughed ourselves" "now we're going to the dorm, we're executing the morning program, we dress up nicely and we get down to the mines to work" "UP!" "UP!" "UP!" "UP!" "UP!" "UP!" "Up your mother's ass!" " Are you feeling badly?" "Me too." "Let me push, you just pretend you're working" " Yeah, right!" "A moron just fell." "Coman, move it, next!" "What do you want?" "Upstairs on the passage bridge the wood is weak." "If you don't keep your eyes open, you break your neck." "Next!" " One thousand seven hundred and fifty three" " What did you say?" " One thousand seven hundred and fifty three" " what did you say?" " One thousand seven hundred and fifty three" " Coman over here!" "What did you say?" " One thousand seven hundred and fifty three" " I'm gonna kill you." "Your mother's Christ!" "Are you mocking me?" "Do you wanna lead me on?" " seventeen and fifty three" "It's seventeen and fifty three" " seventeen and fifty three. well, why didn't you say so?" "fucking reactionaries!" "seventeen .... and fifty three fucking learn how to speak Romanian, you fucking animals!" " Stop looking at that or I will tell on you!" " Shut your trap, you mother fucker!" " What is it?" "Are you feeling sick?" " No, I feel excellent." "Petrini, I have a message I'd like you to deliver to my beloved." "Memorize!" "Pay attention" " Tell me" " Pay attention" " Tell me" " My dearest, I am thinking about you..." " Extraordinary!" " ... just like a mugger thinks about a lord's watch" "(# he recites from Vintila Ivanceanu, a Ro poet who later on emigrated to Austria)" " Genius!" " ...and in my flesh handcars are colliding and horses die of heart-attack (# it rhymes in Romanian#)" " Bravo!" "M!" " What do you want, man?" " M died!" "1004" " Ahaaa." "Go to bed!" "Scram!" " Who did this?" "Who did this?" "I'm gonna kill you!" "Why did you do this?" "You scumbag, I'm gonna strangle you!" "Why did you take his shoes?" "I'll strangle you" " The dixctractions ( #badly pronounced) are over!" "Hush!" "Coman!" " 'Morning!" " Up!" "Down!" "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12" "Boss, I can't do it anymore." "You're killing me!" "Forgive me, forgive me , boss, sir!" " 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32" " I've got something to tell you." " At supper." "Petits poids a la grecque!" "Pommes de terre a la grecque!" "That's it." "Soupe la grecque!" "Oh, but you have a broken canteen kettle." "Go in the back and we'll fix it!" "That's it." " Greek guy, you must help me." "I think "god" wants to kill me." " He's helping me out in the kitchen." ""C'est la lutte finale....."" " To the attic!" "To the attic!" " Wait for me here!" " Greek guy, you can get alcohol in." "I beg of you, get me around 1 kilo." "I wanna survive at least one more night." " Done." " Angel, my little angel that God has given me" "I am small, you make me big" "I am weak, you make me strong." "Angel!" " Forgive me, boss, sir, don't leave me!" " You're gonna die." "Do you have anything to say to posterity?" " Get back into your mother's cunt!" " I saw you!" "I saw you!" "If you don't agree, I'll tell you." "If you scream, I'll tell you." "# The radio:" "Only you are photogenic...#" " It's closed." "Don't you see the chair is in the door?" "It's closed!" "Zoicoooo!" "God damn you" " Have a long life!" "(# a commun salutation between men in Romania)" "Don't you recognize me?" " Wait a second!" "Haven't we worked together at some point?" " I'm waiting for your ordinances" " Aha!" "You just got out of jail and you stopped here to get drunk and make a scandal!" "Why did you come here, you punk?" "Miticaaaa!" "See who the fuck is this guy!" "Grab him!" "Zoicooo!" "Get him over here!" "Get him over here!" "What is this guy doing here?" "Go on and call the Militia, let's see who the fuck is this guy!" "Who are you, you fuck?" "(# swearing in Ro)" " Who is it?" " Me." " Who is me?" "Mom, there's someone at the door." " Did you ask who was it?" " Yes, and he said "me"" " Ok, go to bed now." "I'll see what it's about." "Go on now!" "Who is it?" " Me." "Me." "I'm going to take a bath." "Where's Sylvia?" " Fucking go to bed now!" " My dear, I've been rehearsing this scene for 10 years." "Take it easy." "Bonsoir!" "I'm going to take a bath, 'cause I stink." "You put the cigarette into your mouth the other way around!" "How are you, Tamara?" "Winning or losing?" "I don't even know where the door knob is anymore..." "Get me a cognac, will you?" " Why did you leave the door wide open?" " He's here." " Who is?" " Victor!" " This is yours, right?" " Right." " And who are you?" "My wife's lover?" " No, we've been married for 9 years." " And what's Matilda's name now?" "Matilda what?" " Calcan" " What?" " Calcan" " The one with the caryatids?" "And my little girl's name is Sylvia Calcan..." " Yes." " I'm gonna fucking kill you (# swearing about the gods of the guy's mother)" " Don't kill me!" "I'm still young!" "(# the radio playing a popular pop song in the 60s)" " Oh my God" " They took my clothes too?" " This is the only one left." "Nobody took them." "I gave the other ones away." "Are you in good health, my dear?" " And now what are you going to do?" "I worked like a devil all my life, so that you can study." "And now?" "They're gonna send you to work with a shovel." " God help me!" "Scram!" " You should tell me the truth!" "What did you do?" "They couldn't have arrested you for nothing." "What do you think the time is?" "Look at you!" "You look older than I am" " Traian, please leave him alone" " And you, ma'm, see to your own business." "I'm talking to my son." " Good afternoon (# actually, it's "kisshand" salutation, respectful towards older women or parents in general)" " I'll leave you alone." " I see that poor M was right, God rest his soul." "This life, comrade Calcan is a big pile of shit." "Hallelujah!" " You talk and you behave like an animal." "But it doesn't surprise me, you know." " Such strong ass you've got" " Asshole!" "Please sign this for me." " Matilda, wisdom is a road you will never tread on." "What is it you think I'm supposed to do?" "Give up my own child because some guy got into my bed while I wasn't there?" "Scram!" "Niet!" " Alright." " Fuck you ( # 'go back into your mother's cunt')" " Alright." "If you don't wanna sign, I will denounce you." " You will do what?" " I will send your notebooks, your philosophical memoires directly to the Securitate." "Those guys won't understand anything, but there's gonna be some colleague of yours a philosopher, to clarify things for them and when those guys will finally understand just how much of a reactionary you really are, you will be stuck in jail again" "and not even the devil will get out of this one so that you can barge into people's homes, you shameless punk who pretends he's a father" "What, you think you're a father just because some years ago you pushed your...ass a few times and now you feel you're a father?" "Man, wake up!" " You're right, Matilda." "What am I supposed to do now?" " You can hang yourself." "But first, sign the paper!" " Alright, I'll sign it." "If you sleep with me one more time." "Now." "(#She mumbles a swear)" " No!" " Fuck you (#hmm, actually it's "fuck your ass up your mother's")" "Let's see what you are going to do now when I'm gonna call the neighbours and they'll find you here butt-naked?" "What will they declare in front of the judge?" "That you're a whore." "What will they say then in front of a judge?" "That you're a whore." "And that there's no place for you in that Communist Party of yours where you liked to lick asses in order to get promoted to Senior Architect and there's no place for you near the kid either, and that you don't belong near the kid because you're a slut." "Well, what have you got to say now, Saint Parascheva the second?" " I'm gonna kill you!" "I'm gonna kill you!" " Coman, it's over, get up!" "We've gone too far." "An ending worthy of modern times." "Matilda!" "Coman, Matilda, get up!" "you managed to get rid of me, adieu, the nightmare is over coman up, my love come, another life is waiting for you." "You will become the queen of england." "such a stupid thing.." "Matilda, why can't you hear me?" "It's me, your man." "My love!" "Didn't this mean anything to you?" " You raped me!" " How could you know I raped you since you were unconscious?" " You're gonna pay for this!" "You'll see!" " Oh, I don't think so." "Please keep a special memory of these moments." "I've never loved you more" "I agree, Petrini" "leave my notebooks in my mail box and in order to get to your comrade and life partner Calcan, the one with the caryatids, I will lend you my jail coat full of lice." "# He sings the same pop hit that was on the radio at the beginning of the scene." "It's a song about a proud frog who learns a lesson of humility from her neighbours on the lake#" " Did you fill out the form?" " Yes." " Let's see." "It's not right!" "Here, at the profession box, you didn't write anything" "That's alright, I'll write it for you." "You people have no idea how to fill out a form!" "How much school did you do?" " A lot." " A lot, my ass." "I don't understand anything." "Write with capital letters!" " I thought that your office would be crowded, that people would stand in line" " You make such horrible noises, go outside!" "Is it finished?" " Yes." " Former University professor..." " Yes." " Why former?" " Because I'm not anymore." " Did you get into trouble?" " Yes." " You were fired?" " Yes." " Were you convicted of anything?" " Yes." " Civil law?" " No." " Political then?" " No." " What do you mean no?" " I was convicted for no reason, madam." " You will receive the answer in writing, at home." " In every village of our motherland one meets new things...new things!" "are you deaf?" "new!" "Wait a second, there's someone at the door." "You get it!" " I can't!" " I'm on the phone, get the door!" " I'm in the bathroom, I can't!" " She's in the bathroom, she can't." "Hang on!" "Who is it?" " Petrini" " Petrini?" "Petrini who?" " Victor, John, my man, doesn't this name tell you anything?" "say something, man" " Yeah, yeah, a lot, even too much." "I'll call you right away." "Right away." "And what do you want?" " Nothing, I wanted to pee, but I'm over it." " John, who is it?" "Tell me, dear!" " From Water and Canalization" " Shit" " Petrini, you're back!" "Here, take some seeds!" " Thank you, professor." " How are you?" "Will you be back with the Faculty?" " Which Faculty?" "They didn't even want to have me in an elementary school to teach the ABC" " Let's be serious!" "A man of your qualities cannot be left behind." " Not behind, professor." "Below!" " Get away from here, you're pessimistic." "You must have read that book, L'avenir de l'intelligence and you see the world in black" "But tell me, what's wrong with your voice?" "Is anything the matter, does it sting or hurt?" " No." " I have a friend, a professor in Medicine, he's big" " Who shoots butts with a bow" " Do you know him?" " No, no,professor, it's that joke with..." " You must see this guy!" "He's a bit crazy, but you should know he's really great at what he's doing!" "You should go immediately to him!" "Look, as soon as I get home, I'll give him a call and..." " Sir, please, thank you, but don't make a fuss..." " Are you kidding?" "Health before all things!" "You're still a young man." "By the way, how old are you?" " 50" " See?" "You were clearly affected by this mess." " That's right, that's right..." "Ah..." "It's not a cold, everything is clean, the tonsils are fine, the pharynx ... 1 2 3 4 5 LACUNA Smart!" "It's not a cold, it's an infection." "We'll do the tests and if the case, we'll shoot with Peniciline right away!" " Infection from what?" " From nothing." "Even if we don't detect an inflamatory nest, the infection might be there." "And you, mister philosopher, will receive your effects and you will be hospitalized." "Have you worked in a toxic environment?" " Yes." " Come with me." "Where?" " At Slanic, in the salt mines." " Salt?" " Yes." " For how long?" " 10 years." " 10 years?" "A decade!" " Yes." " You got lucky!" "It's useless to ask if they gave you milk..." " Useless" " Useless, yes." "Look at the other one!" "You, mister philosopher, have suffered an emotional choc lately." " Professor, is it cancer or not?" " Mister, why don't you take a breath of fresh air and go change your clothes." "Grigore, a jar full of red fish bite, the red one, not the green one." " May I?" "Good morning." "You just came in today." "What's your illness?" "Ahaaa, you can't speak" "Don't worry, this will go away." "If not, you are in good health, aren't you?" "You can live without a voice" " God forbid!" " Look, I would give away my ears just to escape these scabs, all this iching is eating my soul, mister, it comes regularly." "Nobody knows what it is, no doctor." " Bullshit!" "How can they not know?" "As I know I was operated of ulcer, you also know what's wrong with you." "A skin disease." "One fine day, it will take over your liver and you'll get out of here feet first." "How long has it been?" " Well, 7 years." " And what did you tell the professor yesterday when he asked you?" " That it stings around this area" " Eh, the liver is there" " Oh, so you want us to die so that you can be alone." "Well, you should know that I'm here on a temporary basis." "I come in regularly and temporarily." " Temporarily, bullshit." "I'm the only one here who's on a temporary basis." "And you." "I understood that you have no voice." "If that's the case, no big deal, you will learn that alphabet with the fingers and you'll do just fine." "You will think more and you'll be more intelligent than others given the opportunity of skipping the bullshit." "A day before I got my operation, this guy comes to me and says" "Give me your watch." "Cherries, cherry-bobs..." "I crave, but I'm not allowed." "They wouldn't let me." "Give me your watch, that's what he said." "My clock works with exact precision." "No worries." "I wouldn't give it for one of those extra-flat watches that work like the factory of smoke packing." "So this guy comes to me and says Give me your watch, I'll keep it for you" "he said keep, but he thought I wouldn't survive the surgeon's knife and he would get to keep it for himself." "God damn hyppocrite!" " I shouldn't have even come" " You shouldn't have even come." "I forgot to tell the nurse to stop you at the gate." " YOU stop ME?" "Can you stop anybody anymore?" "Haven't you had enough of your life, you left me a single mother with an empty house." "Look, he's there." "He doesn't even want to see you." " I don't want to see him either." "He takes after you." " You don't want to see him?" "YOU don't want to see him?" "Look, he DOES want to see you." "Come here, baby." "Look, baby, this is your dad who left you when you were 7 so that he can put people in jail and destroy their lives while he's hanging around drinking and going to whores ." "Look, the people's curse eventually got to him." "The child's curse doesn't forgive!" "You know what he said to me?" "Mom, what's the worst illness ever for a human being?" "Cancer, baby." "Then, may dad be struck by cancer!" "And now you see?" "You see it's exactly what happened?" " Get out or I'll kill you both!" "I'll kill you both!" " Hey hey hey!" "Where are running like this, like a stalion?" "looking for the professor" "The professor is gone fishing." "Now go back to the salon asap!" " Torreador, come and wake me up, I can't, Carmen, I'm naked." "Did you come here to fish or you have some business?" "Hm?" "What is it with you here?" "Alright." "Do you know how to swim?" "No problem, we've got a boat, let's take a stroll on the lake and discuss your problem." "Coman, get on." "Comaan, man, are you serious, get on." "If you really want to discuss this matter..." "Move a bit, I've no space" "That's it." "We will float." "So, mister philosopher, the tricky thing in your throat is not cancer" "It's just a weird thing, plain weird!" "There are some phenomena that escape our comprehension, you see..." "Right now this could go away in a week, a month, a year or never." "There are tissues that stopped feeding themselves, they wither and then zbaang!" "they fall, like a dry branch off a tree." "That's it." "I forget the fishing poles on the shore, shit!" "See, with you everything is triggered from here you've gone through a trauma, something set you off, right?" "well then, another choc will put you back on your feet!" "I will drown you!" " Your mother's gods!" " Heeee see that you don't have cancer?" "Go on and sleep peacefully." " The professor was right." " The professor was right." "He said I was crazy, right?" "Crazy maybe, but I'm genius, philosopher!" "I'm genius!" "You see?" "If the Americans had come, I would be fishing in the Pacific Ocean right now, not in this swamp." "Go home and sleep and be happy!" " God damn them all bloody papers!" "Please, take a seat." "Saftica, come here and get these papers" " Right away." " What's the problem?" " It's about the job." " Let's see." "These people are crazy." "I have a single position, it's on the city's Rodent Control team." "Would you accept such a position?" " Rodent Control means I have to work in the canals?" " No, that's another department." " There's no problem, I can do anything." " No, we deal with killing rodents." "Rats, you understand?" "Are you afraid of rats?" " Very much so, but I have to survive, don't I?" " That's so stupid, man." "I have this slut over there are the library and I don't know what's her connection, but I can't kick her out." "Instead, I hire a professor at the Rodent Control department." "If you accept the job, I promise you I'll fire that lazy ass and I'll pass the library to you." "What do you think?" " As you say goes." " Isn't it the normal thing to do?" "But please, step outside for a while, I'm gonna find a solution for you." "Saftica, show the gentleman out." "Please don't step on the papers!" " No, no, no." " Don't trash them around with your feet, they're very valuable" " No, no, no, don't worry." " Hey, guys, listen to this: what starts with a p, ends in ula and you take it into your mouth?" "The pill, you stupid!" "(#Ro: pilula)." "what starts with a p, ends in ula and enters the sea?" "Peninsula." "And what starts with a p, ends in ula and does like this?" " The bell!" " Your mom's bell!" "(# They're singing an old song about Bucharest)" " Professor, I found the solution!" "Hey, listen up!" "#They're singing a traditional Happy birthday song." " Shut the hell up, chubby boy!" " That's it, cut it." "Cut it!" "Stop goofing around, I hired you a boss." " How come we need a boss, boss?" " Just like that." "Why, are you against it?" "So that you stop waisting your time." "Where were you the other day?" " Didn't I have the permission to report that my wife was sick, poor me?" "!" " You were at the Red Snake, weren't you?" " Me?" " He wasn't, boss." " Me?" " Stop getting so offended or you'll get to hell." "Bacaloglu!" " Yes." " You take this gentleman here, he's an University professor, he's your boss, let that get through your skulls, you take him to the warehouse and you give him a brand new saltpetre." "Do you understand?" "Now!" " Understood!" " Or maybe you wanna give orders in the Popular Council?" " Who?" "Us?" "Boss!" " Shut up!" " Shut up..." " Sit the hell down, will you!" "Have a long life!" "Fuck you!" "(# actually, he sends him into his mother's mouth)" " They're always attacking, boss." "The chest or the balls." "They have a very strong tail." "The wife gives milk to the little-ones, she lies in bed just like a sow and..." "Go up your mother's ass, you lazy bastard!" " What?" "Why my mother and not yours?" " Go and work!" " Watch out, he's got pustules in his head." " And do you know how they carry a corn cob?" "they make one of them face up, holding the corn cob with his paws while the others .." " Coman, hurry up, 'cause mister university professor is giving us drinks at the pub" " You know what, if he picks on my salary, I'll fuck him" " Who do you think picks on your salary, man?" " Soil for flowers!" "Soil for flowers!" "Coman, man!" " Coman, it's your turn, I can't do it anymore!" " Coman, Mr Bacaloglu, let them die on their own, really..." " Coman, get out" " We have to hurry up, 'cause afterwards we're going for a drink." "Look, mister university professor is gonna buy us drinks, sweet thing!" "Now, he is the boss, mind you." " Fuck him (# )" " Look, you have to work just like him, you should learn" " Professor, don't take this one!" "these ones go for your balls" "You punk, if you touch my butt again, I'll crush your skull, you filthy drunk!" " What did he say?" " Go ask him!" " A kiss here." "And there." "Idiot!" "(# actually, it's more like You come from a stupid kinship line!" ")" " Look how he glues the paper to the wall with Mr Vintila, what a sweet pie of a boss!" " Who knows why he left the University.." " Let me kiss your savant brain!" "Boss, tell this miserable bastard to work, look at him, he stands there like a cow, really!" "Oh my God!" "Mother!" "He took my view!" " There he is!" " Watch out, he might jump!" " Where is he?" "He's here, he's here!" "Give it to him, coman!" " Bravo!" "You scored big time." "You'll get the State prize" " Neluta, what, you're upset?" "Nevermind it, I'll play first" "# He plays a traditional song from Southern Romania" " Welcome, Mr Bacaloglu." "Please, sit down" " Take a seat!" " Professor, professor, these are the people, we have to manage with them" " No problem" " Snake!" "Mr Bacaloglu is no longer our boss, now we have another one, the gentleman over here, an University professor!" " Eheeee, our Party knows what it's doing!" " Of course it knows!" " What would the gentlemen want?" " He's the one to give the order, he's our boss, he's got plenty of dough from the Faculty" " You have no shame, man!" " He's gonna buy us drinks!" "..." " Let him be!" " He's gonna buy us drinks!" " Shut up!" " I will only pay for the booze, the food is on you." "Black wine for everybody and a big vodka for myself." " Understood." " Neluta, something nice for mr boss here" "Well, what do you think about it?" "Mother, it's like a wedding." "I told you he had money?" "Get that!" " Listen, listen, what the hell is this, man?" "A funeral?" " La Chilia in Port (# the title of a traditional song about forced labor and life in jail)" "# The train is coming up the mountains like a long snake" "It's bringing National cigarettes up to the convicts" "The captain yells Go on, you thief!" "I can't do it, captain!" "Ah, it's so painful.." "When I see travelling birds I would give anything to be able to fly #" " Ah, let me kiss your college brain, mr boss" " Stop calling me mr boss or I'll kill you" " Coman, give a kiss here!" " Wait, man, don't move." "Stay still, he dislocated your jaw!" "Keep your tongue inside your mouth!" "You had it coming!" "Why are you being disrespectful to the professor?" "you raised pigs together?" "See, now he punched you, so that you get your reason back!" "Professor, let me see your hand!" "Pickaxe." " Why, mr boss, why did you give me one?" " Don't ever call me boss." "This goes for everyone." "The punch is for spilling wine on my trousers." " I didn't mean to do that!" " Yes, you did." " This guy beats people, man" " He came here to buy us drinks, you were the ones starting this mockery" " Really?" "And what else?" " Listen, daddy, you should know I have my eye on you." "If you say anything to the guys upstairs, you're fucked." "Pardon me!" "And I piss on you, you poor bastard." " Good evening!" " Welcome Have you been drinking?" " I celebrated my new job." " Did you get a job?" " Yes." "Where?" " At the Rodent Control department." " There was no other place except that?" " No, that's where they assigned me." " Can't you see you're making us look like fools?" "So you got a job?" " Yes." " At the Rodent Control department" " Yes" " Well, if you got a job, then you have money" " Yes." " Well if you've got money, it means you can rent a room somewhere" "You stopped staying yes?" " Yes" " Then do something good and collect your books by tomorrow morning and leave us." "Go with God!" " Newton!" "Chief of personnel" " What are you doing, man?" " Good afternoon." " What are you doing?" " I was told to come here." " Come in." "Do you wanna have a taste?" "Come!" "Germinated wheat seeds!" "Don't you eat any more meat." "Do you know how many toxins does a pig release when it's being chopped?" " No." " Enormous amounts!" "Enormous!" " Tell me, Petrini, you were an university professor, right?" " Right." " So you actually sat behind a desk and you taught philosophy?" " Yes" " And the students was (# not a typo) listening to you?" " Yes, of course." " Right. of course." "And what did you do at Slanic?" " I worked in the mines." " Did you really work?" " You know very well what I did there." " And what did you say to yourself, as a philosopher, when you woke up with a trolley in your hand?" " Someone who teaches Philosophy is not necessarily a philosopher" " What is he then?" " A simple professor" " A simple professor?" "Take a seat here!" "How much time did you spend there?" " 10 years." " And do you still remember some of the philosophy stuff or have you forgotten everything?" " No, I remember everything." " Then tell me 2 ideas." " what kind of ideas?" " Didn't you say you used to teach Philosophy and you haven't forgotten anything?" "Well, tell me 2 philosophical ideas" " philosophical?" " Yeah, philosophical ." " I think, therefore I am." " What is this?" " A philosophical idea." " Whose is it?" "Yours or somebody else's?" " No, it's not mine." " Whose is it?" " It's this great French thinker" " And what does it mean?" " It means that my existence is certain, since I think." " Big deal" " It is a big deal, a certainty, a philosophical idea.." " A certainty, a philosophical idea..." "What do you mean?" "If I don't think, I don't exist?" "Look at these wheat seeds or take a horse or a donkey for example, it doesn't think, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist." " I can't know if they exist or not, all I can say for sure is that I exist since I think" " Go on." "Another one!" " Everything is well in the best of all the possible worlds" " That's like a slogan!" "Maybe it's from Marx, right?" " Yeah, it could be..." " What about one of yours?" " I have none" " Well, why don't you?" " Because I have none" " But you have what it takes to carry out intrigues." "I have one to tell you, although I'm not a philosopher." "Man is an intriguer." "What do you think about this one?" "Is it a good one?" " There are people who like to plot schemes, but I mind my own business." " Really?" "And what if I prove the contrary to you?" "Will you agree, philosophically speaking, that I should have you fired?" "What about that?" "Stand up!" "Coman, stand up!" "And I wanna see a small sheet of paper from you, testifying that you accepted this job just to pass the time and to fire that slut from the library so that you can take her place." "And you pretend you're not an intriguer." "If that girl from the library finds out you called her a slut, she's gonna sue you." "You will get your promotion, of course." "But in your department, at Rodent Control, not at the library." "Now scram!" "Petrini, my man, wait a second!" "What do you do with your money?" " I spend it on whores and booze." " Oh really?" "And I thought that you, philosophers, don't have a..." " Yes, we do" " You do, huh?" "Listen, you leave that girl alone!" "But if it comes to a party or something, I could join you, I'm serious, you think that we, the bosses in charge with the personnel, don't know how to have fun?" "Oh, wouldn't you love it, wouldn't you brag about it!" "I bet you would love to blackmail me." "Go on, close the door on the outside." " So comrade Istrate's conclusion is the following:" "A healthy donkey is better than a sick philosopher." "Forgive me, please, this stays as a joke, allow me to continue" "Of course, comrades, it is also my fault that I couldn't find enough ressources of persuasion." "I don't deny the importance of sports, which is comrade Istrate's department, the one quoted before." "Sain mind in a healthy body, the antics used to say, right?" "Because sports, nevertheless, have this purpose." "But also the importance of culture, comrades mustn't be overlooked." "Thank you!" "Good -bye!" " Nineta!" " Petrini!" "What are you doing here?" " What are you doing here?" " Did you finish the Faculty?" " Yes, I did." " I hope they didn't expell you because of me!" " No, no, no." " ...and lose your career..." " I didn't lose anything, you'd laugh..." " You wanted to become a philosopher." "It would be funny if it were true..." " Comrade librarian,is it true that if you lose a book, you have to pay three times more the original price?" " Alright, wait for me just a second" "What's up with you?" "Are you married?" " No, I'm not." " Then at 4, at the spot we know." " Yes" " Darling" "At 4 sharp" " Coman, move it." "Tudor, hurry up, man." "professor, salutations." "I didn't forget about that thing, you know, it's just that I have this internal meeting, the thing about the library is that it's not gonna work" "I'm going crazy" "But no problem." "You pick one of your men that you like, you come to me and I'll promote you to a different activity, ok?" " Boss, are you coming?" " Yeah, man, I'm coming, go to hell!" "Salutations, professor!" " Did you hear what they said, professor?" "Not to let the winter catch us... what about fall?" "the fall might catch us." "To me it's of no importance, but for you this work is really better than to sniff toxic stuff, right?" " It is so, it is so..." " It's...cleaner, yes." "So, I say we shouldn't try to hard" " We're still gonna try hard..." " My God, such good air!" "Don't try so hard, professor, don't try so hard" "Such good air!" " Watch out, you're blowing towards me" " I just did spontaneously, sir." "And so it was...." "One time, when I was in jail, it was freezing, I was in my cell with some important people." "One of them used to be a general, another one a State secretary, another one a journalist and another one...nevermind.. but this one was cleverer than the rest and he says" "Gentlemen, we're bored." "The wax horizon is hugging me and it gives me the feeling I'm losing my Ego." "We each carry our own world, let's hold some conferences, he says." "Goddammit, professor, coman, if you keep it up, we'll be unemployed by tomorrow." " I'll sit for a while then." "Aren't you gonna continue the one about the conference?" " Really?" "You liked it?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "And so the general starts to talk about the wars of Julius Caesar and then the others followed, the State secretary talked about the battle of Kursk, the journalist...boom boom sausages and this guy says" "Vintila, man, say something and then I remembered a trouble I had..." "Professor, I'm not even gonna begin to tell you just how carefully they listened to me." "Silent, serious, nobody interrupted me, they didn't laugh, they didn't cry." "And the journalist goes:" "Vintila, man, if I were free now," "I would make a balcanic writer out of you!" "And he mentioned one name, like that's who I'm supposed to have had become ... fuck it, I've been trying to remember for years what was this writer's name and still nothing!" " Panait Istrati, that's his name. (# nicknamed The Maxim Gorky of the Balkans, a Romanian writer of French and Romanian expression)" " Pfff, see what it means to go to school" "Goddammit, if my sister had been alive, God rest her soul, she would have registered me with some highschool and I would have gone far in life" "My dream was to write books, a balcanic writer, like Panait Istrati, that's it, that's what he told me" " Hello, Victor." "I was at the Popular Council, I talked to comrade Istrate and he told me where to find you." " Scram, John." " I wanted to meet you, maybe we could go to the brasserie (# a type of restaurant with a relaxed, upscale setting; it's also French for brewery;" "Celtic term:)) and talk." "I understand that you're very busy... but... a friendship needs to be re-fueled, there are no other values more important" " Vintila, do you know this guy?" " No, professor, how the hell should I?" " I don't remember anything that I did that could upset you like this." "Maybe that time when you came to visit me, but you have to understand," "I was with someone and you had just gotten out of jail..." "Ok, alright, now we're even, ok?" "You know I left the University, too." "Now I'm Senior editor at the Literary Morning Star." "It wouldn't be a problem if you were to come work in the literary media, you can write some article in which you express your support, you show a bit of remorse for what happened, just like everybody else, and that's it, you're saved,saved!" " John, if you don't leave this very minuit, I'll beat the shit out of you." " Mkay..." "I still maintain my proposition, it's a childish thing to do" " Scram!" " Victor!" "How are you, my boy?" "I was thinking about you." "Telepathy..." "Let's drink something!" " No, I can't." " Come, I have some business with you." "Victor, my man, I'm starting to feel nauseous about this." "Liars, snitches, fuck them (# swearing about their mothers' Easter), for a little money they would sell their own father" " What happened?" " Read this!" "No, man, coman, how could I possibly believe you killed someone?" " Who signed this?" " Leave it alone, man, a fucking snitch." "But I have to follow-up on this one, do you understand?" " Good health to you!" "(# Ro Cheers!" "Another cheer is Good luck to you!" ")" " You understand I have to do it" " Yes" " If we were back in those times you know so well, we wouldn't be talking right now black sun glasses, black car and bang !" "Times changed." "Times changed, so we have to make people change too." " And what am I supposed to do?" " You must sign a committment." " What does this mean?" " Nothing much." "We sit and have a drink together once in a while and we chat." "Coman, man, if you, intellectuals, who suffered so much, don't help us out, how can we get rid of these low-lifes?" "What do you think?" "Victor, my boy, should we tear this apart or not?" " How did you get here?" " You forgot your keys on the outside." "You left the keys just like you used to." " Like good old times" "Where's the bed?" " Everywhere" " What's wrong with your voice?" "May I still put my hand inside your pocket?" " Yes." "I've aged." " A little bit." " You haven't changed at all." " Listen..." " Hmmm.." " You'll see I'm not the same either." " Yes, you are" " No, I'm not" " Do you love me?" " Yes." " How much?" " A lot." " How much?" " A whole lot." "Is it ok?" " No." " Enormously." "Is it ok?" " No." " The most." "Is it ok?" " No." " You're Earth's most beloved son." "Do you like it?" " No." " Then fuck off." "Will you marry me or not?" "Will you marry me or not?" " I'll marry you." " Christ has risen!" "(# traditional Easter salutation)" " He has truly risen!" " Let's celebrate 3 years since you've been here." " What do you mean 3 years?" "we should celebrate that next summer" " Then let's have a 6 year aniversary, if we add the other 3 back in our youth" " Here you go!" " Good luck!" "Darling, every time I cross this attic, coming from the toilet," "I get horribly scared." "We should do something about it!" " Let's furnish it." " With what?" " We're going to your mysterious one room appartment and we empty it." "Building no 152." " No, no, no" " Why?" " This is a house that has different memories, no way." "Where did I put that thing?" " It's on the table." " I'm so light-headed!" "If there's no love, then there's nothing." "What is this?" " It's a philosophical idea." " Whose?" " Mine" " What do you mean if there's no love, then there's nothing?" "You mean this notebook doesn't exist?" "or the table, the books, me." "That's nothing?" " Exactly!" " You are smart!" " Better come see what the Easter bunny brought you" " The Easter bunny?" " yep." " Where?" " On the desk." " This one?" " Yep." " You're a fool!" "Victor, the keys, I forgot the keys." "Look for them in the cupboard, in my black purse, there." "I don't wanna go back there 'cause it's bad luck." " Coman, don't get upset, you know I'm superstitious." " Where?" "Down, my love, down" " Maybe you'll explain to me what's with these mysterious Sundays." " Now you think it's the right time?" "!" " I've tried them all, I'll take a chance with this one as well." " You swore you would never ask" " I'm an old man, I'm stupid, but you're my wife" " Nope, not yet." "What's with this note?" " I don't know." " Who's writing you notes?" "It's from your father." " If he came this far, it means it's pretty serious." " You still don't talk to each other?" " No." "It's useless to ask you if you're not coming with me..." " It's the last time, Victor, I swear." "Today and that's it." "Petrini, I love you, man." "Bye, dear, bye!" " Are you the son?" " Yes" " You should know she's running the last 100 yards." "I just gave her a shot of morphine." " Can I help you with anything?" " Yes." "You should ask around and get her some." " Get her what?" " Morphine." "It's rather rare." " Will she be in pain?" " A great deal!" "Now it's barely started." " And how long you think before...?" " Who knows?" "A month, maybe more." "In any case, I will drop by daily." " Were you paid?" " Yes, no problem." "Good evening!" " Goddamn you, leave me alone!" " Hush, keep it down, people can hear you!" "Look, I brought you this." " You son of a bitch!" " Keep it low, the doctor might hear you." " Right, now you're ashamed of people." "What about a lifetime of you mocking me?" "You were kissing my slut of a sister in front of me and you were leaving together, so that you could come back the next day to get your clothes clean and ironed!" "I hope God doesn't forgive her there where she is!" " Coman, now, you must forget about these things." "I've been asking you this for 40 years." " I only told you do what you please, but don't come back to me to wash your stuff" " Why did you wash them?" " Because I wanted to." "I wanted you to realize that you're a son of a bitch." "You were and you still are a son of a bitch." " I... should see the doctor out." " Very well." "Go, go" " And I'll be back" " You come back when I call for you, do you hear?" " Did he leave?" "Did the doctor leave?" " Yes" " It's a good thing he didn't hear all this circus, we would've looked like fools." "Now that she's in less pain, she turned mean." "Where could that bottle be?" "Where did I put it?" " Let her talk, she's airing out." " Maybe I've already drunk it." "Don't talk like this," "I haven't touched her in 40 years, we've been living like strangers" " I didn't feel that" " You didn't feel anything." "Anyway, when one dies, one forgives." "This one will never forgive me, not even on Judgement Day." " Well, you did cheat on her with aunt Cecilia and didn't even bother to hide it." " What do you mean I cheated on her?" "She was her sister." "How was I to prevent her from clinging to me like a lunatic?" "Right?" "When I realized what was happening, I told her to back off, but..." " Go and have a drink!" "Coman!" " Yeah, I'll go get drunk." "Go to hell" " Good afternoon." " Who is it?" " The Easter bunny came." "What's with this, mom?" " Did your father leave?" " Yes." " That's just my medicine." "Look, my hands stink because of them." " Let me see." " Look." "You're waiting for that one to come back, right?" " No." " Yeah, right." "Then why don't you go looking for a new woman to marry?" "What are you waiting for?" " My God, if you're taking some old woman like yourself, I pity you..." "What are these?" " I'm getting married, mom." "It's so hot in here." " With whom?" " With Nineta, mom." " Ah, Nineta." "And if you're marrying Nineta, why didn't you bring her over?" " She couldn't come today, she's coming tomorrow." "Listen, if you don't come with her tomorrow to see me, don't bother coming again." " Mom, God forbid!" " Not even to bury me or to bring me flowers." "Now go on, leave." "Take these, too." " Good-bye." " Coman, man, settle down." "Hush!" " You're kicking me out.." "You're chasing me away..." " Hush, the neighbours can hear you." "I'm getting married, it's for the last time, please understand..." " You're getting married?" " I can't..." " And if you're getting married that means you won't give it to me anymore." "When you were miserable and you wanted a job, you were giving it to me, right?" "But not anymore..." " Don't be stupid, I love you." "You know I didn't sleep with you because I had an agenda, but I can't look into my man's eyes after I've slept with you." "I found him, he's gonna marry me" " Who is this stupid guy?" " Yes, but he'll marry me, you never will." "You can't get a divorce." "Coman, leave, the neighbours will see you and you'll be compromised, please" " Will you be compromised because of me?" "I figure you'll also write an anonymous note to the Party..." " Get away from here, you pig." "Take your fucking rags and get the hell out!" "Up your mother's cunt!" " Don't swear or I'll..." "Whore!" "I'll take a leak." " What a curse!" "Not to be able to keep what I love." "I can't!" "Victor, please, I beg you, don't denounce him!" "He's strong, don't destroy him!" "Don't destroy him or I'll kill myself." "I beg you, I beg you," "I beg you like God, don't destroy me!" "God help me, please God, help me!" "I'm so miserable!" " Fuck you!" " Wait, wait, wait!" " Comanescu!" "Iustin." "I'm waiting for your ordinances." "I'm waiting for your ordinances." "I'm waiting for your ordinances." "God, forgive us!" "# And keep us, God, in your grace and mercy.#" " Father!" "Father!" "# To you all the might, honesty and prayer , to the Holy Trinity, now and forever, Hallelujah!" "#" "" If there's no love, there's nothing." Marin Preda"