"( music playing )" " ( faint pop )" " Man:" "Come on!" " Man #2:" "Out!" " ( crowd cheering )" "Chris Evert:" "Andherewe go ." "Aaron Williams, one point away from ending this outrageous seven-day match." "Jim Lampley:" "Onthis,his67th matchpoint." "He can end it all with one serve." " ( grunts )" " John McEnroe:" "Oh." "Lampley:" "Aweak30-mphserve intothenet." "McEnroe:" "Sevendaysof play reallytakingitstoll on everyone here." "Lampley:" "Pleaseendit ." "Please end it." "( grunts )" "Fuck, no." "McEnroe:" "Jesus." "Oh,thisis killingme." "The Williams-Poole match." "It wasn't even a match." "It was-- it was something else." "It was two men stuck in eternal flames." " Referee:" "Deuce." " Yeah, I know it's deuce." "We all know it's deuce, man." "It was... seven days in hell." "Narrator:" "Itwasthemost spectacularmatch in tennis history." "But to fully understand how these two men got here, we must first know where they came from." "( babbling )" "( rock music plays )" "Aaron Williams, thank you for sitting down with us." " My pleasure." " You're known" " as the "bad boy" of tennis." " No." "You know what?" " Fuck this and fuck you." " ( tone beeps )" "Evert:" "AaronWilliamsdoesnot play" ""countryclub"tennis because he's from the streets." "I mean, literally." "He was left on a street by his mother and then was adopted by Richard Williams, father of Serena and Venus." "Well, with Aaron it was a reverse "Blind Side."" "You know, a rich white family gets a black kid and makes him play football." "Well, we flipped it." "My dad, he took a white kid and made him play tennis." "Narrator:" "Likehissisters," "Aaron quickly rose to the top of the game." "But the number-one ranking eluded him." "His personal life, however, has shined bright since his arrival to fame." "Serena Williams:" "Wecouldgo months withouttalkingto him." "He'd hang around a lot in Vegas, spending a lot of time with Rod Stewart and some magician." "Well, it was me," "Aaron Williams and Rod Stewart going out every night for about 10 years, crushing pussy and making money." "Narrator:" "Aaron'schance to become the top-ranked player in the world finally came at the '96 Wimbledon finals." "Lampley:" "Whathappened atWimbledon'96 completely changed the trajectory of" "Aaron Williams' life." "Evert:" "Willhedo it ?" "At25yearsold  finally win Wimbledon and grab that number-one ranking he so desires?" "Lampley:" "Canhedo it ?" "Can he beat the Belgian," "Jens Goossens?" "( grunts )" " Lampley:" "Ace." " Evert:" "Three points awaynow." "Lampley:" "Herecomestheguitar." "Evert:" "Heisgunning forthattitle." "Court announcer:" "30-love." "Lampley:" "Anotherace." "Areyoukiddingme?" "148 miles per hour." "Evert:" "He'slike,on another planetrightnow." " ( grunts )" " ( cheering )" "After those three aces, there wasn't one person who didn't think that a four-bagger was coming." "And with it, a new tennis champion." "Narrator:" "Butwhatcamenextwas somethingquitedifferent." "Evert:" "Herewego ." "Championshippoint." "Lampley:" "Itappearshe just whisperedtohimself," ""This is how we do it."" "The hit" "Montell Jordan song that Aaron sung backup vocals on this year." " Evert:" "Oh!" " Lampley:" "Oh, jeez." "This is not good." "Evert:" "Wejusthope he'sallright." "You knew right away he was dead." "Lampley:" "MyLord,I'veneverseen  anythinglikethis." "McEnroe:" "Itwasoneofthegreat  tragediesofalltime and, technically, it wasn't the impact that killed him." "But the impact gave him a heart attack and that killed him." "So if you ask me, did Aaron kill him?" "I'd say kinda." "The silver lining to that man's death is that Aaron had set a-- a new speed record for a serve." "Lampley:" "Ifthepressureofwinning" "Wimbledonwasn'tenough, now he's got a dead body on his hands." "McEnroe:" "Aaronprobablyshouldhave forfeitedafterkillingaguy." "But he didn't because he's an asshole." "Lampley:" "Secondservenow, afterkillingaman ." " ( man yells )" " ( crowd gasps )" "Lampley:" "Nota goodsign forWilliams." "( ball pops )" "( crowd cheering )" "Narrator:" "Aaronlost,butremarkably, killing a man and losing his greatest shot at Wimbledon and the number-one ranking still wasn't as low as he would sink that day." "Duke of Kent:" "Letusstartwith amomentof silence for Chauncey..." "Kensington, who gave his life for the game of tennis." "( applause )" "Duke:" "And now let's hear it for the runner-up," "Aaron Williams." "( scattered applause )" "Thanks." "Man, sorry" "I couldn't win today." " I thought" "I was gonna, but..." " ( man yells )" "Aaron:" "I didn't murder him." "He had a heart attack." "( crowd jeering )" "Great." "Well, you know what?" "I hate all of you too." "I hate this stupid-ass country." "The food's terrible." "There's no hot chicks." "I've seen maybe two, max, and they were, like," ""sixes" at best." "Even then, they'd be way lower if you put them in an L.A. or Miami" " or even a San Francisco!" " Duke:" "This is an outrage" " Get out of my fucking way!" " ( screams )" "He pushed the duke." "You don't shove a member of the royal family unless your brain is made of toddings." "( laughs )" "Sorry for my language." "Narrator:" "Itwasthepush heardroundtheworld." "( screaming )" "( screaming repeats )" "( screaming distorted )" "The Duke of Kent has been pushed." "( speaking Armenian )" "( speaking Korean )" " ( crowd booing )" " ( microphone thumps )" "Later, tennis." "Serena:" "Imean,no one actuallythought he was saying goodbye to tennis for good because that's a crazy thing to say when retiring." ""Later, tennis"?" "Narrator:" "Afterthisdramaticexit, he vanished." "And it seemed that would be the last anyone would hear from Aaron Williams." "No one could know that he would return to compete in the longest and arguably greatest game in tennis history." "( Aaron grunts )" "Fuck, no!" "Narrator:" "Hiscompetitor inthematch was Charles Poole." "( music plays )" "Narrator:" "Whenyou're achildprodigy, the cameras start filming early." "British narrator:" "Hisnameis Charles" "LloydPoole, and at three years of age, he's only got the entire tennis world talking." "You've got to be the best, Charles." "The best." "Mummy won't love you if you're second best." "British narrator:" "He'sclearlyonetowatch." "Caspian Wint:" "Ifyouliketennis, you will certainly like my next guest." "It is the wunderkind," "Charles Lloyd Poole." "( audience applauds )" "Welcome to "Good Sport."" "The rooftops of London have been a-flutter with talk that you may be turning pro before turning 16." "Indubitably." "It would make you the youngest pro in history." "Oh, yeah, indubitably." "McEnroe:" "Itwasprettyobvious someonehadtaughtthiskid the word, "indubitably,"" "thinking that mixed with his English accent, it'd make him sound smart." "Charles was by far the thickest person" "I ever met." "It was like talking to a child with brain damage." "His mother wanted him to turn pro so badly that she found a shortcut for schooling." "She sent him to a vocation school that taught him to be a bloody lorry driver." "I must say, you are looking extremely fit." "Would you mind lifting-- lifting your shirt so-- so we can inspect the abdominal muscles?" "Oh, yeah, indubitably." "It was also obvious the host of "Good Sport"" "was interested in him sexually." "( gulps, moans )" "I'm not entirely sure that camera got that." "Crackerjack." "Well, Caspian Wint could be a bit of a rapscallion." "That guy was a creep." "Nobody liked him." "Why do you smell like fire?" "Because" "I rage inside, like a furnace." "( stammers )" "And d-do you have a g-- a girlfriend?" "No, but I did have one once." "He was always really sweet and properly fit." "And I know he really did love me." "But, you know, my modeling career was just pff-ff!" "♪ Feels good to be a model-- ♪" "Besides, even if I had wanted more, there was just no getting past his mum." "She was an iron fortress around him." "Are you scared of your mother?" "No." "No, of course not." "I" " I love my mum." "I'm not scared of her." "I'm not scared of my mum at all." "Wint:" "Charles... is your mother using you for her own dashed dreams?" "Oh yeah, definitely." "He's joking." "( Wint, mother laughing )" "Louisa Poole:" "Ialwaysliked thatCaspianWint." "He and Charles always seemed to have a very special connection." "Narrator:" "Twoyearsafter walkingoffthecourt," "Aaron Williams finally resurfaced-- in Sweden, of all places-- to become the top of his game once again at a new endeavor." "( speaking Swedish )" "( laughing )" "( program music plays )" "( TV announcer speaking Swedish )" "( speaking Swedish )" "( speaking mock Swedish )" "Uh, hmm?" "Yeah?" "Yeah." "( program music plays )" "( announcer speaking Swedish )" ""Den Swedish Hit Show."" "( speaking Swedish )" "( chuckles )" "No..." "( crowd cheering )" "Lampley:" "Herecomestheguitar." "Announcer:" "Idon'tthinkthere's anyoneintheworld who doesn't want to have sex with Aaron Williams." "Narrator:" "Withthesuccess ofhisunderwearline and clearly not missing tennis at all, it seemed Aaron had landed back on his feet, but beneath him was again, black ice." "( speaking Swedish )" "Narrator:" "Aaronwashitwiththousands ofmalpracticelawsuits." "A Swedish judge ordered him to pay $12 million in class action fines or face a decade in Swedish jail." "The Swedish courtroom sketches were just magnificent." "They looked like a wonderful Disney film." "Narrator:" "Thoseremarkablesketches wereinspiredby thisman ," "Jan Erik Eckland, a major fan of Disney films and a prominent" "Swedish courtroom artist in the late 1950s." "Every courtroom artist coming up after 1955 will tell you they got in the game because of" "Jan Erik Eckland." "Before Jan Erik Eckland," "Swedish courtroom sketches looked like any other courtroom sketch." "Jan Erik said, "I want to do something different." "I want to do something fun."" "He comes along and turns the dull settings into fantastical worlds complete with anthropomorphic animals and magical beings." "Narrator:" "JanErikinspired courtroom artists all over the world and began a renaissance of courtroom sketching." "And there are certain perks that come with being at the forefront of your industry." "Jan Erik is driving fancy cars, sleeping with gorgeous women." "He owns a biplane." "This guy was on top of the world." "Narrator:" "Theonlythingleft forJanErikEckland wasn't on Earth." "So he built this rocket ship." "He said," ""I'm gonna find a new planet with better food and prettier women and crazier drugs."" "Narrator:" "Therocketblewup onlaunch." "So Aaron owed $12 million to the Swedish government and his inability to come up with the funds led him into a pit of despair," "AKA, PCP." "( yelling in Swedish )" " Boogie, boogie, boogie." " ( groaning )" "Nobody wants to end up in prison." " ( gate clangs )" " But if you do end up in prison," "Swedish prison's the way to go." "It's a lot like living in a very modern home with mid-century finishes." "Narrator:" "Andonceagain,people assumedthatwasthe last they would ever hear of Aaron Williams." "So, Charles, you're now number two in the world." "You're favored to win Wimbledon, which would make you number one." "How do you do it?" "Yeah, well, when I'm playing" "I serve the ball and the man opposite me on the other side of the court, he plays it back to me." "Now, then I try to hit to a place in the court that he's not standing in anymore." "And if he manages to reach that and play it back, if it lands short," "I run forward and then I try and get it to another place in the court that he's not standing anymore." "And sometimes it goes outside of these lines on the side of the court." "And if that happens, the ump, he shouts," ""Out!"" "And that's-- that's very bad if that happens to me." "But if it happens to the other player," "I really like that." "I understand how the game of tennis is played." "I guess I meant, what's your overall strategy?" "Yeah, yeah." "Indubitably, yeah." "Okay." "You know, Charles, you-- you can't help but compare your career to that of Aaron Williams." "And I think it's fair to say there's been a debate about who's the better player." "Would you say it's you?" "Yeah." "( echoes )" "Yeah." "Yeah..." "Narrator:" "Thatsheepishcomment unexpectedly made it halfway around the world... to an all-male orgy." "( music playing )" "( speaking Swedish )" "Soledad O'Brien:" "Wouldyousayit'syou?" "Yeah." "( speaking Swedish )" "( water pattering )" "Narrator:" "Andwithaseemingly innocuousstatement that should have gone unnoticed..." " Yeah." " Charles awoke asleepingdragon." "( speaking Swedish )" "( squawking )" "Narrator:" "Despitetheescapedconvict," "Charles' fate to be world number one seemed predetermined." "But would it come at the following Grand Slam, on his home court at Wimbledon?" "An Englishman hadn't won Wimbledon since Fred Perry in 1937, so there was tremendous pressure on Charles to bring the trophy home." "I mean, can you imagine?" "Yeah, thank you so much." "Yeah." "Yeah, goodbye, ma'am." " That was the Queen." " Interviewer:" "Whatdidshewant?" "She wanted me to win." "Narrator:" "Withtheweightofan entirenationon hisback," "Charles stepped up his training to a diabolical level." "♪ Bend me, shake me, rock me, roll me ♪" "♪ I'm in overdrive," "I'm in overdrive ♪" "♪ Hate me, break me, you can't fake me ♪" "♪ I'm in overdrive. ♪" "Winning the seven matches necessary to bring the trophy home to England seemed nothing more than protocol." "Until an unexpected guest showed up." "No one expected Aaron to come back to tennis." "I mean, he got that awful tattoo." "Narrator:" "NoonepicturedAaronWilliams backonatenniscourt until a young PR man at the All England Club had an idea." "The All England Club is allowed to admit players through a wild card." "So I proposed we let Aaron play for the press it would bring." "I did not like the proposal one bit." "( distorted screaming )" "The duke was furious upon hearing the name, but cooler heads prevailed when I assured him" "Aaron would lose badly after not playing for years." "Not to mention we would have him lose to an Englishman who was certain to humiliate him." "( laughs )" "Narrator:" "ThatEnglishman wasobviously" "Charles Lloyd Poole." "Every tennis fan had been dying for these two to play." "It was a guaranteed, epic match." "Not to mention all the trim it would bring." "( applause continues )" "The second they entered the stadium, all the girls would just soak their socks." "Interviewer:" "Jesus." "Lampley:" "Justmomentsago, the first to walk onto Centre Court and prepare to open play for this fortnight at Wimbledon-- oh, my God." "He appears to be wearing some kind of sleeveless, denim button-down." "McEnroe:" "Prosaresponsored andgivenclothes." "Here's the problem, though." "No one wanted to give" "Aaron an endorsement until Jordache decided to get in the game." "The spirit of Jordache is one of experimentation." "If I dig that shit," "I think the customer's gonna dig that shit." "That white denim has to go down as the all-time worst tennis outfit." "I liked his hair and he looked good in the jeans." "End of story." "Look, in the first rounds of any tournament, you have top-seeded guys playing low-ranked guys and there's rarely a surprise." "( ball pops )" " ( grunts )" " ( applause )" "McEnroe:" "Andthestartofthe" "Williams-Poolematch seemed to be going accordingly." "( crowd groans, cheers )" "The guy was 30." "He hadn't played in years." "Pickard:" "Itlookslikehe'snever playedtennisbefore." "McEnroe:" "Theguy'sjustdying outthere." " ( distorted groan )" " He looked like an old, faded drug addict." "Which is what he was." "Narrator:" "Charleseffortlessly destroyedAaron in the first set in an unprecedented" "21 minutes." "It was on course to be over soon." " But the weather hadotherplans." " ( thunder rumbling )" "Look!" "It's raining." "We have to stop." " We have to stop." "It's raining." " ( crowd groaning )" "Lampley:" "We'llhaveto continue thismatchtomorrow." "If you want to catch the end, be sure to tune in on time because it won't last long." "He played so bad," "Jordache pulled its sponsorship." "Thank God." "We lost a lot of money with that endorsement, and I lost my job." "But I sell pianos now." "I fucking love it." "Narrator:" "Thescoreboard saiditall." "And the battle would conclude the following day." "Or so we thought." "What happened the second day was nothing short of a miracle." "( grunts )" " ( crowd cheering )" " Lampley:" "Another winnerfromAaron." " Yeah!" " Lampley:" "This guy hasbeentotallyreborn." "Serena:" "It'slikeridingabike ." "It just clicked for him on that second day." "Aaron:" "I couldn't see." "Was it in?" "Did it go in?" " Yeah." " My point?" " Yeah, yeah, it went in." "Your point." " Okay, cool." "And that confidence gave him a huge burst of energy." "Lampley:" "Itlookslike" "Aaron'shavingsomefun  with the line judge out there." "Narrator:" "Butotherssuspected thatburstof energy was from something much more illicit than confidence." "It was pretty obvious that he had hidden cocaine in his water bottles..." " ( sniffs )" " and in his rackets... ( sniffs )" " and in his coke necklace." " ( snorting )" "And even on the lines of the court." "( snorting )" "Copperfield:" "Seemscrazynow, butyougottaremember this is before cocaine was illegal." "Interviewer:" "Cocainewasalwaysillegal." "Really?" "Oh, we knew he was on cocaine." "It's just that in England it's very rude to point things out." "Narrator:" "Whateverthereason forAaron's sudden energy and inspiration..." "Lampley:" "Itappearsthere's abitof blood on his wristband from his nose." "Narrator:" "Itledto arguablythe  greatesttennisof hislife." "The match was expected to end quickly." "But Aaron's rally extended the game, leaving it tied at two sets each." "It would be the first match in tennis history to go three days." "When I got in, there was a message from the Queen." "( phone beeps )" "( woman speaking )" "( beeps )" "Interviewer:" "Wow,theQueenofEngland reallywantsyoutowin." "How are you dealing with the pressure?" "Will you excuse me just-- just for one second?" "You're experiencing something that is the optimum in tennis." "Narrator:" "Thefollowingdaybegan atthecrackofdawn ." "And the play was again remarkable." "( crowd gasping )" "Lampley:" "What?" "Comeon !" "McEnroe:" "How'dhegettothat ?" "Lampley:" "Unbelievable." "Areyoukiddingme?" "This is like nothing" "I've ever seen." "McEnroe:" "Spectacular!" "Absolutely spectacular!" "( crowd cheering )" "Lampley:" "Oh,myGod!" " McEnroe:" "What?" "Come on!" " ( cheering continues )" "Lampley:" "I'mgonnago ahead andcallthat the greatest point in tennis history." "Pudding:" "Inthefifthset ofWimbledon, there'snotiebreak, so you play until one man wins by two games, be it 8-6, or 9-7, or 10-8-- or 11-9, for example." "They could theoretically play forever, which is scary for somebody like me who doesn't much like watching tennis." "Narrator:" "Thematchstretchedon foreighthoursthatday,  but neither side was able to claim victory." "( phone beeps )" "On day four, Aaron came out completely depleted." "Oh, Jesus Christ, easy." "McEnroe:" "Hislegswerelike" "Jell-O, just two little pudding pops." "Evert:" "He'scollapsed likea babydeer." "No fight in his eyes." " Out." " Narrator:" "But just whenitseemed" "Aaron was on his last breath, he was granted a gift from the gods." "Evert:" "Charlesupabreak, onepointaway" " from finally ending this." " ( woman squeals )" "Lampley:" "Andnowthismatch hasitall." " Evert:" "Ladies and gentlemen, we'vegotastreaker." " ( crowd cheering )" "Looks like security has her now." "Lampley:" "SeemsAaronwantstotake care  ofthesituationhimself." "He's holding his hand out to calm the streaker." "Evert:" "He'smadeeyecontact withher." "Whoa, whoa, what's going on down there?" "Lampley:" "Whateverhesaidtoher wasquitetheline,Chris." "What's he doing to her?" "Lampley:" "ItappearsthatAaron isnow copulating with the random streaker." "Is no one gonna stop this?" "Pudding:" "You'dthinkthataplayer wouldbedisqualified for having sex on the court for over four hours, but really, there's no rule in the book about it." "So what could we do, but watch?" "( cheering, applause )" "Pickard:" "Hewentdownonher fora solidhouratleast, the whole time high-fiving her." "It was like nothing" "I'd ever seen, and I'm no stranger to adult films." "Woman:" "Whoo!" "That'swhat" "I'mtalkingabout." "Court announcer:" "Quietonthecourt,please." "Narrator:" "ForAaron,thestreaker wasa lifepreserver in a sea of grass and he clung to her for dear life" " until he could nolongerhangon." " ( crowd cheering )" "Evert:" "Aretheyclappingbecause they'rehappyit 'sover or are they proud of his work?" "Lampley:" "Hardtosay, butitlookslike we might actually get back to tennis." "( man yelling )" "Whoo!" "Evert:" "Spoketoosoon." "We've got another streaker." "This one's a dude." "( Lampley laughing )" "It appears Aaron is not as happy to see this guy." "Oh, wait." "It looks like he's gonna bone him too." "( crowd cheering )" " ( both panting )" " Lampley:" "They are having sex." "Well, if you need to stall, this is definitely one way to do it." " ( both moaning )" " They're letting out aharmonizedmoannow ." "These guys are really in sync." "He-- he came so hard, it made a divot in the court." " Evert:" "Looks like they'vefinishedup ." " ( crowd cheering )" "( female streaker squeals )" "Evert:" "Thefemalestreaker hasreturnedformore." "We've got three bodies, two of them naked." "Oh, I think I know how this is gonna pan out." "Lampley:" "AndnowAaroniskissing thefemalestreaker." "And now, the male streaker." "And now he's making the two streakers kiss." "Narrator:" "Thelovemaking lasteduntilnightfall and Aaron survived another day." "( camera shutters clicking )" "Good morning." "Before I get started," "I just want to say" "I'm not going to apologize for the incidents in yesterday's match." "What happens between two or three people on the Wimbledon courts is between them." "And it's natural and it's beautiful." "That out of the way, as many of you know," "I've spent years searching for the true identity of my birth father." "I'm an orphan." "Adopted." "And..." "I'm happy to announce that today I have found him." "His name is England's own..." "Engelbert Humperdinck." "And I'd like to hereby announce that my performance in this match will be dedicated to my native home of Great Britain." "England's true son has returned!" "Whoo!" "See you on the court." "Look, we all know this, tennis is a head game." "And it was a great move to get in Charles' head." "I mean, the guy's whole identity was based on being the only British star in the sport." "And suddenly," "Aaron had taken that from him." "( grunts )" "Court announcer:" "Game,Williams." "Go, Britain!" "He's a phony." "Lampley:" "Thecrowdloveshim ." "I'm the one who's English." "Me." " ( crowd booing )" " Lampley:" "Seems everyone's turnedonCharles." "Pudding:" "Bythispointthe English hadbloodyhaditwith Charles and they truly believed" "Aaron was a Humperdinck." "A brother-in-arms." "Narrator:" "Buttheabuse directedatCharles didn't end with the angry spectators." "When he got back to his hotel, he was greeted by a much more intimidating audience." "( phone ringing )" "( female voice slurring )" "( Charles speaking )" "( Mrs. Poole speaking )" "( Charles speaking )" "( Mrs. Poole speaking )" "( dial tone hums )" "( cheering )" "I'm British, eh!" " ( truck horn honking )" " ( crashes )" " ( crowd screams )" " Woman:" "Oh, my God!" "( program music playing )" "Aaron Williams... has been hit.." "by a twuck." "Did something happen to Aaron Williams?" " Man:" "He was hit by a truck." " He was hit by a truck?" "Oh, no." "You have two men competing in a high-stakes match." "One of those men gets hit by a truck." "The other man... is a licensed big-rig truck driver." " ( camera shutter clicks )" " ( truck horn blares )" "But somehow no one thinks to accuse the guy who's a truck driver." "I'm indubitably concerned about Aaron." "It'd be a great shame if he couldn't play again, and I advanced and my mum and everyone liked me again." "No comment." "( program music playing )" "Against the advice of his doctors, and anyone with eyeballs" "Aaron Williams checked himself out of his hospital this afternoon to continue his ludicrous, now six-day match against Poole." "This is not something to miss." "( crowd cheering )" "Evert:" "Aaron'sright-handed and his right arm is completely shattered." "So it's like, okay, you want to keep playing, but with what arm?" "It appears Williams is now going to attempt to continue this match with his left hand." "Lampley:" "Imean,thisisjust  an exercise in stupidity now." "Evert:" "There'snoway thisworks." "( grunts )" "Evert:" "Aleft-handedace?" "Areyoukiddingme?" "Lampley:" "Thisguycandoanything." "( crowd cheering )" "Pickard:" "Atthispoint, sportspsychologists explained it was entirely mental." "No man would ever break the other's serve because, A-- he didn't believe he could, and, B-- he didn't want to." "They had both made a deal with themselves that this is how they would spend the rest of their lives." "And they were okay with that." "And so was I." "Narrator:" "Butinthe196thgame  ofplay, it seemed Charles was ready to break that pattern." "Up for the first time at triple match break point," "Charles had three opportunities to put an end to the nightmare." "What happened in '98, '97," "I would call the greatest travesty in sports history." "Lampley:" "Pleaseendit ." "Please end it." "( grunts )" " ( crowd gasping )" " McEnroe:" "What the--?" "What's going on?" "It's David Copperfield!" " Evert:" "Oh, my God!" " At that point, you'd just seen it all." "Aaron was in no way responsible." "It was simply a trick gone wrong." "I was supposed to appear on top of the Statue of Liberty." "But sometimes these things just-- well, they just happen." "Pudding:" "Charlescouldn't concentrateafterthat." "Playing at Wimbledon is hard enough then add on top of that all the pressure and fear that a magician might appear on your shoulders at any time." "Narrator:" "Whateveritwas thathappened, it now seemed the match would never reach a conclusion." " Court announcer: 30-15." " Narrator:" "Until... ( horn blares )" "( camera shutters clicking )" " Reporter:" "Aaron, howareyoufeeling?" " I feel great." "I popped my shoulder back into place" ""Lethal Weapon" style, so, good to go there." "And Charles didn't try and hit me with his truck last night." " ( reporters hooting )" " So that always helps." "Reporter:" "Charles,whatareyour thoughtsonthesex tape?" "What sex tape?" "Ooh, you hadn't heard about that?" "What sex tape?" "Reporter:" "TheonewithAaronandLily." " Lily:" "Is it recording?" " Aaron:" "Yeah, it's on." "It's going." "One doesn't expect this type of thing to be released to the public." "It was... rather embarrassing." "Not so much for me, but more for Aaron." "I empathize." "I've been there, you know?" "I am so disappointed that surfaced today of all days, you know?" "I don't want to distract from the match." " ( yelling )" " Whoa, whoa." "Hey!" "It was his biggest secret." "( distorted groan )" "He started balding around 13." "Evert:" "Ifyou'regonnawear awig, why would you wear thatwig?" "( distorted groaning )" "If you are gonna wear a wig, that'stheonetowear ." " Don't touch my hair, bro!" " Don't touch my bloody girl, mate!" " You're dead, bro." " You're dead, mate." "You're dead, mate." " Charles:" "Ugh!" "Get off of me, man!" " Get off of me, man." " Get off of me, dude, bro." " I'll see you on the court, mate, dude." " Get off!" " Get off." "Get off!" "( ball popping )" " ( grunts )" " ( cheering, applause )" "Lampley:" "Wouldyoulookatthis ?" "For the first time since 1977, the Queen is back at Wimbledon." "( applause continues )" "( crowd gasps )" "( cheering, applause )" "( cheering, applause )" "You have taken everything from me, but you will not take this match!" "I'm taking your virginity next." "Lampley:" "Thisismoreofa streetbrawl  thana Sundayat Wimbledon." "Narrator:" "Finallythetensionrose toa boilingpoint and the lid was knocked off the pot." " ( groans )" " Yeah!" "Come on, motherfucker!" "Williams:" "Bringit." "Whoo!" "What did you just do?" "What'd I do?" "I didn't do anything." "I honestly didn't notice anything, but Charles clearly saw something." "To me, a very clear, very well done" ""pussy-eating" sign." "Serena:" "Itdidseemunintentional, butknowingmy brother," "I'd guess it was very intentional." "Well, if Charles had actually watched the provoking tape, he probably wouldn't have cared at all." "Pickard:" "Theone-twopunchof thesextapewithhisgirl and whatever gesture he made, it was more than Charles could take." " You want to fight me?" " I will rip you in half if you want to go." "McEnroe:" "Thisshouldn'tbe happening atWimbledon." " Let's go." " I'll rip you in half, mate." "Lampley:" "Thisisnotwhat youwantto see." "I will rip you in half." "Queen:" "No." " Let them fight." " ( crowd cheering )" "( music plays through sequence )" "( both yelling )" "( crowd cheering )" "And that was how it ended." "They killed each other." "( violin music playing )" "Serena:" "Theylivedto play eachother." "They died playing each other." "You know, it only seemed right that they be buried together in the same coffin." "( music continues )" "I've seen too many dead bodies on the tennis court." "Mrs. Poole's voice:" "Iwouldhavespent moretimewithhim , but he was obsessed with tennis." "( music continues )" "Pudding:" "TheyweretwoofEngland's greatestsons." "Except for Aaron Williams, who was not English." "Aaron may have died, but his spirit lives on in all of us." "That was perhaps his greatest trick." "Actually, somebody should say that at my funeral." "That's the perfect thing to say about me." "I really did love them both." "Charles was so dim." "And Aaron was so bad at getting erect." "( music continues )" "It would have been incredibly tragic if these were football players or basketball players." "But it was tennis players." "Who cares?" "♪ Every day that goes by ♪" "♪ The tears that I cry for...♪" "Do you have any-- any role models?" "Oh, yes." "I really look up to Aaron Williams." "He's my favorite tennis player, and person of all time." "You are a fascinating creature." "O'Brien:" "Charles Lloyd Poole." "Do you genuinely hate him?" "No, no." "I don't hate him." "I mean," "I respect the shit out of that kid." "It seemed like I hate him, sure, but hate, love," "I mean, those are just two flip sides of the same quesadilla, amiga." "The great quesadilla in the sky." "Yeah." "If I die, that should be the last shot, of my dock." "( music playing )" "I don't know what the word "strategy"" "means, Bryant Gumbel." "I'm not Bryant Gumbel." "I'm Soledad O'Brien." "I'm at the wrong show." "Putting a tennis player in denim was the first in a series of bad choices that I made as president of Jordache." "I sponsored a bunch of Mexican guys who do cockfights." "I started a JonBenét Ramsey line of denim, after she died." " Lily:" "How's it going?" " It's good." "Like 25%." "Wint:" "I would presume that there's only one way to grip a wacket." "Oh, no, there's loads of ways to grip a racket." " Do tell." " You can hold it like this when you want to make a big shot over the head." "What if it's a very dirty handle?" "( slurping )" "Last month you crashed your Lamborghini Countach into your Viper." "What happened?" "What's the PC way to say" "I got fucked up with two" "Puerto Ricans?" "There really isn't one." "I got fucked up with two Puerto Ricans." "( laughs )" " Bro, bro." " Mate, mate." " Bro, bro." " Mate, mate." "Both:" "Mate!" "Pudding:" "I actually heard that they dropped the coffin into the sewer." "A friend of mine didn't believe it." "I did believe it." "I thought that sounds about right." "Interviewer:" "How are you dealing with the pressure?" "Just got to get a sip of water." "Interviewer:" "What's wrong with this kid?" "It was seven days in hell." "Interviewer:" "Whyareyoulooking atthelens?" "'Cause I think that would make a good title." ""Seven Days In Hell.""