"14-year-old sensation Hannah Montana continues her smash tour with another sold_out show tomorrow night in Los Angeles." "D'ya hear that?" "Sold out in Los Angeles." "Needle in finger." "Sharp, shooting pain." "I'm sorry, Fermine." "That's OK. I kiss it." "All better." "All right." "Look at you, you look gor_guss." "You're gonna look beautiful in your finale." "Do it with me." "Come on, now." "Work it out, work it out." "And pop it!" "Tushie tear." "Awkward moment." "Time to go." "_ Don't look at my booty." "_ No danger there, partner." "I love you, Hannah Montana." "Do you mind?" "I am on the phone here, all right. I've got a life too, you know." "And I'd appreciate it if I could have one conversation without hearing the words "Hannah Montana."" "Yeah, that's right, girl." "I know Hannah Montana." "And I got two incredible tickets for tomorrow night." "Great." "We'll see you then." "I need two incredible seats for tomorrow night." "_ Sorry, I'm sold out." "_ Dad?" "Think of it this way, Miley." "He goes out with her, they fall in love, they get married, he moves out." "You've got the tickets." "_ Hello?" "_ lt's me. I'm landing in 20 seconds!" "Great." "Lilly alert in 1 8 seconds." "She's your best friend." "Sooner or later you'll have to tell her you're Hannah Montana." "_ I pick later." "_ Nine seconds." "Get the juice." "_ Got it." "_ Good." "Three... _ Two..." "_ One." "Guess who just landed two tickets to the hottest concert in town?" "Miley, you and I _ I being your best friend _ are going to see the one, the only..." "Hannah Montana!" "You're not screaming." "Why aren't you screaming?" "Believe me." "She's screaming on the inside." "I just don't get it." "Why won't you go to the concert with me?" "It's just that..." "I really want to spend some quality time with my brother." "Quality time with your brother?" "OK, if you don't want to tell me, I guess there's nothing I can do except go through life wondering what I did to deserve being hurt so badly by my... _ Just stop. I just can't go, OK?" "_ OK." "That's fine." "Hey, Miley." "How's it goin'?" "Pretty good." "Just gettin' some ketchup for my burger. I see you like mayonnaise." "Never tried that on a burger." "Maybe I should..." "Miley, Miley, Miley..." "You know, what a lot of people don't know is... is... it's also a wonderful moisturizer." "Here. lsn't that lovely?" "Moisturizer." "You're pretty funny." "My hand does feel softer." "I know." "He is so hot." "And I'm so lame." "He's the one who believed ketchup was a moisturizer." "Miley, you've been totally crushing on Johnny Collins for months." "He thought you were funny." "This is your chance." "He's sitting right there." "Let's move." "I just can't do it." "Yes, you can." "Miley, you're smart, you're funny and you're totally cute." "And now, you have my lucky bracelet." "_ OK." "_ Wait, booger check." "You're so gross." "All clear." "Good to go." "Seriously, dude." "It really does soften your skin." "Hi, Johnny." "Hey, Amber, Ashley." "We were gonna sit there." "Well, isn't that just too bad?" "But don't worry." "There are seats over there by the trash cans." "At the losers' table." "Hey, Amber. I think it might be time to pluck the 'stache." "And, Ashley, is that a zit or are you growing a new head?" "Gross!" "OK, we didn't get those seats." "Minor setback." "But the good news is we have better seats for Hannah Montana." "I'm sorry, it's just that I don't like Hannah Montana." "What?" "Hey, baby, how you doin'?" "Oliver Oken, and may I say, you two are smokin'?" "_ ln your dreams." "_ I'm countin' on that." "Hey, slick." "Hey." "Oh, yeah." "She wants me." "Oliver, you're not gonna believe this." "Miley says she doesn't like Hannah Montana." "What?" "Hannah Montana is a goddess." "I worship at her feet." "In fact, fyi, someday I'm gonna be Mr. Hannah Montana." "Gonna watch her every minute of every day." "Protect her from any obsessed fans." "Every night, I'll shampoo and condition that beautiful blonde hair." "Oliver, I say this because I care about you:" "Get some help!" "Miley, don't make me go see my favorite singer without my best friend." "If you don't take this ticket, I'll end up going to the concert with Mr. Hannah Montana." "You have an extra ticket to Hannah Montana?" "That was really loud, wasn't it?" "Hey, Dad. I'm really nervous about my date and, well, I'm just gonna say this:" "There is nobody in the world whose advice I trust and respect more than you." "Son, I'm not loaning you money." "What?" "What?" "is that what you think this is about?" "Dad, I am hurt." "This has nothing to do with borrowing money from you." "I was actually kinda hoping more for an outright gift." "I gave you the gift of life, son." "Don't push it." "_ Honey, what happened?" "_ Hannah Montana happened." "You mean the kids at school found out?" "No, this was just about a ticket to see Hannah Montana." "What if they found out I was Hannah Montana?" "_ No one would treat me the same." "_ I bet Lilly would." "Are you kidding?" "She's Hannah's biggest fan." "If she knew the truth, I'd never be just Miley again." "_ Baby doll." "_ I'm taking a walk on the beach." "Now, hold on just a minute." "First, let's get this French fry out of your hair before the seagulls attack you." "Boy, the sucker is in there, too." "Second of all, I know you're concerned that if Lilly finds out the truth that she won't treat you the same." "She's still your best bud." "You need to trust that." "At least think about telling her." "OK." "Not gonna happen." "Dad, I can only hope that when I'm a father I can give my children... _ No money." "_ Didn't think so." "Thank you, Los Angeles!" "Hannah Montana." "_ There you go." "_ Thank you." "Hey, Joh...st another fan." "Hi." "Could you sign this to Johnny?" "It's not me." "It's my little brother." "He really likes you." "Not that I don't. I do." "But, you know, he wanted me to get it, so I'm gettin' it." "Yeah, so if you could just sign that to Johnny." "My little brother." "_ There you go." "_ Thanks." "_ Hey, really soft hands." "_ Thanks, it's ketchup." "Bye." "Thanks, guys." "Be sure and pick up a record and a T_shirt in the lobby." "He is so cute!" "Honey, at your age, there's only two things that are cute _ squirrels and little puppy dogs." "I tell you what. I hate wearing' this thing." "It's like kissing your great_aunt Clara." "Hey." "Great show tonight." "I'll go check on the limo." "Your mama would have been so proud of you." "Thanks, Dad." "Higher, Oliver, I'm almost in." "There is no "higher." You're already standing on my head!" "Jump, you idiot." "Jump!" "Not good!" "And she sticks the landing!" "Hannah Montana's hot dogs!" "Hannah Montana's scarf!" "Hannah Montana!" "Whoever you are, get out of here now or I'll call security." "Wait, no. I'm sorry." "I was just looking for a souvenir." "My name's Lilly Truscott, and I'm a huge fan." "Did you just shove pie in your face?" "It's not a real pie." "It's a foaming facial wash... pie." "_ What's wrong with your voice?" "_ That happens after every concert." "You give so much!" "I just wish Miley were here." "Who's Miley?" "I don't know Miley." "That's a strange name." "She's my best friend." "Right!" "Well, then, why don't you go get her?" "Great idea. I'll call her." "No!" "Cellphones don't really work in here." "It has to do with the walls and the cement..." "OK, they must have fixed it." "_ Aren't you gonna get that?" "_ No. I'm talking to you." "That'd be rude." "OK, she's not home." "Wow, that was weird." "Why don't I just give you an autograph for her?" "What about me?" "I'm the one who loves you." "You're much paler in person." "Yeah, I am." "Gosh, it was really fun meeting you guys, but I've really got to go." "Wait!" "Can't I shampoo and condition your beautiful blonde hair?" "No." "But you can take this towel." "Hannah Montana's towel." "It's OK!" "None of my blood got on the towel!" "Well, I guess I'm leavin', too." "OK." "Without even a towel as a souvenir." "Bye_bye." "Nothing but my memories which will fade too, too quickly." "All right, all right." "Here." "Oh, my gosh." "The actual scarf you wore on the actual stage." "I can't believe it!" "This is so... I have a lucky bracelet just like that." "I loaned it to my best friend yesterday." "Of course, mine says "Lilly" on the back." "Just like that." "Ta_da." "Lilly, I know you're upset I didn't tell you." "But you cannot just freeze me out like this." "Please talk to me." "I thought we were friends." "I thought we told each other everything." "But I guess I was wrong, since you kept just about the biggest secret in the world," "Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana!" "OK, well, other than that, did you enjoy the concert?" "That's right, I happen to be real tight with Hannah Montana." "Hey, Hannah. I thought my lady here could use a little souvenir." "Jackson, get out of here." "For you." "Told you we were tight." "I am so out of here." "Lilly, please, wait!" "I wanted to tell you." "It's just that I was afraid." "Afraid of what?" "I don't know." "I thought maybe once you knew you won't want to be my friend anymore." "And you'd like Hannah Montana more than you like me." "That's what you thought?" "That could never happen, Miley." "Don't you know that?" "Yeah. I do." "OK, no more secrets." "And to prove it, I'll show you something I've never shown to any other friend." "Wait till you see this." "Why am I standing in your closet?" "Because, behind my closet is... my closet!" "It's like a dream." "A beautiful, beautiful dream." "OK, dream's over." "I've got to have these." "_ Wait, there's more." "_ Another closet?" "_ What size shoe do you wear?" "_ I'm a five." "I'm a six, but I'll squeeze!" "Wait till Amber and Ashley find out." "_ What?" "_ Well, we have to tell them." "Here's my cell." "Take a picture of me in front of Hannah Montana's clothes." "No!" "No one else can see this stuff." "Are you crazy?" "Why not?" "Once people know I'm Hannah, they won't treat me the same." "That's the point. I'm talking mega_popularity here for both of us." "Think about Johnny Collins." "He'd be yours if he knew." " No!" " How can you be so selfish?" "If you were really my best friend you'd want this for me." "If you were my best friend you'd understand why I can't do it." "Come on, cut me some slack, Hannah." ""Hannah"?" "I knew this would happen." "Did I say "Hannah"?" "I didn't mean that. lt was a mistake." "No!" "The mistake was trusting you." "That girl tonight really dug me, Dad." "I think it was the guns." "Hey, Lilly. I think things will be a lot better here now that you know our little secret." "Did you see the way she ignored you?" "Well, I'm sorry, but that is no way to treat a man of your compassion, sensitivity..." "Still no money?" "I am so mad!" "And so you're gonna take it out on my ice_cream sundae?" "_ You want to talk about it?" "_ No." "OK." "You had a fight." "She left your place." "And now you sit and stuff your face." "You got the processed sugar blues." "Stop!" "That's the worst song you've ever written." "She obviously doesn't remember the potty_training song." "I like to sing, I like to dance." "But I can't do it with poopy in my pants..." "Dad!" "This is so not funny." "Everything I was afraid that would happen happened." "She found out who I was and now it's ruined everything." "You don't know that for sure, Mile." "Things could change." "Just give it some time." "_ Group hug." "_ Gotta go." "Turn." "I don't know. I think it makes me look a little big around the hips." "Please, let's not blame the dress." "_ Hey, guys." "Sorry..." "_ Whoo, doggies!" "Daddy." "He's finally cracked." "You know what, son?" "I like it, but I don't think it goes with the shoes." "OK, fine, you take your little cracks." "But you weren't here and he needed help with the dress and he said he'd pay me." "So this is what you get." "Next time try something with sleeves... and deodorant." "If you got it, flaunt it." "Which reminds me _ I got a little blue sequined number waiting for me." "Enjoy." "OK, Fermine." "How much do I owe you?" "Kid works cheap." "He did it for $ 20." "Daddy!" "You made him do that?" "The boy said he needed some money." "I thought I might as well get a chuckle out of it." "Lilly alert." "Fermine, why don't we step out on the patio and give these girls some privacy?" "OK, but I'm gonna need some sunscreen." "My skin is like a baby's bottom." "Little too much information, cowboy." "Ooh, look at me." "Giddy_up, partner." "Yippee_ki_yay." "Giddy_up." "Yippee_ki_yay." "Hey." "Can I talk to you?" "Who?" "Miley or Hannah?" "Miley." "Well, she's not talking to you right now." "Wait, Miley, I'm sorry I called you "Hannah."" "But that was major news." "You gotta give me a little time to get used to it." "What happens if you can't?" "What about the next time you get dissed by Amber and Ashley?" "Are you sure you won't want to tell them?" "Of course I'll want to, but I won't." "And you know why?" "Because you're my best friend." "And when I was sitting in my room all upset, you're the one I wanted to talk to." "Not Hannah Montana." "Well, I guess I've said everything." "So see ya." "Here I go." "Headed for the door." "After making the best apology I could possibly think of." "Still hoping she forgives me." "Halfway there." "You are such a drama queen." "Hugs?" "I'm so not getting paid enough for this." "Neither am I." "_ We were in the first row." "_ And Hannah smiled right at us." "She really did." "Big deal." "You see this towel?" "She gave it to me in her dressing room." "She really did." "Yeah, and she gave me this sandwich." "You're pathetic." "_ lt's true." "_ ignore them, Oliver." "They're not worth it." "Wait a minute." "He's telling the truth." "And she gave Lilly something too." "_ What are you doing?" "_ You'll see." "_ That's Hannah Montana's scarf!" "_ From the concert!" "Yeah, Hannah gave it to her." "But you know what?" "You guys are much cooler than me." "You should have it." "Oh, my gosh." "Hey!" "I want that!" "No!" "Stop!" "_ Why did you do that?" "_ She gave it to me!" "I think I know." "Hey, everybody!" "It's Hannah Montana's scarf!"