"***" "Yo 2,0 impressive,huh?" "Your brotheris mad at me." "I t ajestic summer school." "Maybe you and ican solve a murder." "Blood samplespoint to kyle and jill." "Jill had an abortion!" "I'm settingin front of you documents which will honorably discharge you from the united statesarmy reserves." "Can you grow here?" "Hell yeah,it's perfect." "Teach mesome more grow business." "Guillermo's crew is all moody'cause I jacked his horse." "I left you a packagein the garage." "I need you to hold on to itfor a spell." "weeds Season 3 Episode 6 good morning." "You want huevos rancheros?" "Why are you cooking without clothes?" "No,I have underwear on." "There's a cotton barrier between my eggs and yours." "Would you please take a walk into the laundry room with me?" "Oh,please tell me there's not a body in there." "Yowza." "Heroin?" "Heroin-o-licious." "Oh,put it back." "Are you a smack dealer now,nancy?" "Bringing the hammer down,turning' out the bitch!" "Hard-core." "How much is it worth?" "I'm no expert." "I've heard tar is worth between $40,000 and $80,000 a key, and we've got 20 keys in there,and that's wholesale." "Once you break down into chunks and balloons, you're talking about 10 times that." "It's awesome." "Calm down.You don't understand." "Oh,wait,is your -- oh,jesus,andy!" "Are you insane?" "This isn't ours." "We're not heroin dealers." "That stuff scares the shit out of me." "Hello?" "Good,you're up." "We're throwing a party." "Are we?" "I had a vision in the middle of the night." "Think big and festive." "Mixed drinks -- strong." "And real food." "None of that california healthy crap." "Fried things wrapped in bacon." "Crowd-pleasers." "When are we throwing this party?" "Tomorrow,for the agrestic city council and whoever else matters in wherever the fuck it is you live." "Nice.Tomorrow,as in 24 hours?" "Well,I was thinking late afternoon,so it's more like 31." "Your budget's 5 grand." "Make it look like $10,000." "I've e-mailed you a guest list -- mayor asshole,councilman asshole." "Any other important assholesyou can think of -- add them on." "Is this gonna be a problem?" "No,no,all good." "Great.Wear something that shows offthose sexy legs." "I look forward to seeingwhere they end sometime." "That's your one for the day." "Did I,uh,hear "party"?" "Yes,for the city council." "Go on,get out of here." "Aw,politicians." "Shit!" "This is perfect." "We can unloadat least a key." "These are u-turn's drugs,and he'sgoing to take them back." "You." "are going to shaveand find a clean shirt, because you are going tocater this soiree, because we are going to havethe party here tomorrow night." "Here?" "Not a restaurantor a hall?" "Not if we want to make4 grand." "Take $1,000." "Make it look like $5,000." "I don't remembervolunteering my services." "Maybe I have plans tomorrow." "Maybe I have a playdate." " You live here for free." " Yes." "You eat my food." "You wipe your asswith my toilet paper." "I don't have toask you shit." "Get in thereand finish frying your eggs, and think up a menu thatincludes pork-wrapped items." "And wash your hands." "All I need now is for the boys to eatheroin eggs for breakfast." "Right,because thenthey'd want them every day." "Welcometo your new home,miss hodes." "We've got it promised outnext week -- some folksshooting a movie -- but after that,she's all yours." "Thank you,sullivan groff." "Of course,we'll have to keep it in the corporation's name for the first six months." "A house is a fat piece of swagto hide." "It works for me." "Keeps it out of my husband'sstubby, little sausage fingers." "Husband?" "You're not wearinga ring." "I'm separated." "dancing my way to divorce." "This isan amazing living room." "They call this"the great room."" "This is the roomthat sells the house." "Oh,flat screengoes right here." "What the fuck?" "Here,get behind me." "God!" ""Whore."" ""Cunt."" "Cunt." "And another "whore."" "Whore." "Fucking doug." "But you got to admit,he's quiteaccurate with a 5 iron." "I'm not dressedfor this." "You said you wanted to talk." "This is my fitness time." "Quit it." "Bob and weave,bob and weave." "Oh,no,too slow." " Come on!" " Okay." "When are you coming to getyour trunk out of my house?" "Aw,you looked,didn't you?" "It's in my house." "And there it shall remain,grasshopper." "Listen " " I'm throwinga party tomorrow." "I can't be a storage spacefor your." "heroin." "Get the trunkout of my house now." "No more complaining." "Now,move your feet!" "Come on!" "What am I doing here?" "You are working off your debtand your ass." "Keep moving." "What do you wantfrom me?" "I'm thinkingabout grooming you." "I'm thinkingabout the future." "Yeah,that's 'cause marvinis a fat fool!" "Maybe one dayyou'll be my lieutenant." "No,thank you." "Okay." "yeah,I wasn't asking,and you ain't there yet." "Just keep on watchingand learning, and we'll seewhat happens." "Never turn downan opportunity to learn." " You're right." " No,I'm left." "See?" "See what I'm saying?" "Listen --when we done here," "I'm gonna give you an addressdowntown,7:30 sharp." "It's a surprise." "I don't like surprises." "You gonna like this one." "Now,come on!" "Keep dancing,girl!" "Bingo!" "Oh,so close." "All right,new game." "Picture frame." "So that means we fill out the whole outer edge of the card -- top row,bottom row,side,and side,all filled in." "Now,this is a long one,everyone, so settle in and let's bingo!" "It's an intricate blend,so it's not too harsh,not too heady." "It hasa real calming effect." "Son,I don't need a sales pitch." "Just tell me this -- will it fuck me up?" "Yes,sir,it will fuck you up good." "Okay,b-9." "Good news." "Your tumor is b-9." "B-9." "Hurry upand give it to me." "This girlis giving me a headache." "B-4." "And after." "Very good." "B-4." "After!" "N-37." "It is a known fact that in africa, the lions rule the serengeti plain." "All right,I need you to try one of each." "I have stuffed mushrooms,little smokieswrapped in bacon, chicken satay,and rumaki." "Feast and praise." "Is this dinner?" "Yeah,sure,I guess.Try." "This sucks." "How can it suck?" "It's wrapped in bacon." "Not the food." "This -- me and you." "I want family dinner." "I need to talk to mom." "I'm your uncle.Talk to me." "Can you convince mom that I'm better off sitting home all summer than stuck in a classroomfull of religious zealots proselytizinga form of fundamentalism that's two klicks awayfrom jihad?" "Maybeyou better talk to your mom." "Try another smoky." "When's mom coming home?" "Uh,not sure." "She hasa "ladies in business" thing." "She's at a drug thing,isn't she?" "No." "Yeah,she's at a drug thing." "Your mother's a drug dealer." "Why do you make me say it?" "Why?" "Bud,where you going?" "I'm not hungry." "Okay,no more hors d'oeuvres." "I'll make some pasta." "We'll watch bikini chickseat crickets." "No,thanks." "I'm gonna go read." "Reading?" "You kids today and your reading." "The male's barbed penis will make sex so painful for the female that she snarls and snaps at him when he retreats." "So he bites the scruff of her neck to hold her down." "Now,the bite may appear to be dangerous and aggressive." "Someone get the door!" "Who is it?" "I don't know who it is,because someone hasn'tput up my security cameras like I asked 17 times." "Hey,I'm workingthe crops here." "You ain't doing nothingbut smoking mores and running waterthrough dollhouses." "Why don't you get your ass upa ladder and do it?" "Should I get it?" "Yeah,see who it is." "What I do with my time is none of your damn business." "And when I ask you to do something,you fucking do it, 'cause I'm your aunt," "I'm yourelder,and I will beat you down." "It ain't like you don't know wesupposed to have a security s" "what the fuckyou doing here?" "Don't just stand there --invite a nigga in." "Next time I ring your bell,you better hurry up and let me in." "Next time you in my face,gargle." "Oh,you a wild girl,vaneeta." "Why'd you bring him here?" "He brought me." "It was a surprise." "I didn't even knowabout this place." "I know everything." "Now,come over here." "I don't want my soldiers fraternizing with the help." "This is not me." "How could you thinkI'd like this?" "The fun's just getting started." "Now,where's our crop?" "It ain't ready." "What you mean,"it ain't ready"?" "Y'all had a minute to getthis place up and running." "Y'all got more excusesthan a nigga in court." "Pull it up,dry it out!" "Let's hit the streets!" "Come on,let's move,now!" "Look,I told you." "it ain't ready." "Can't force nature." "Oh,no?" "Seedless watermelon." "broccoflower,aprium --half apricot,half plum." "Bullshit,you can't force nature." "They even got a hypoallergenic cat you can buy for 4 grand." "Knock over a plant." "What?" "You need to learn to wreck shit." "Let them know you mean business." "Look,I'm all for wrecking shit to make a point." "I do it with my kids all the time." "But we're wrecking our own shit." "Don't argue with me." "Just go over there and bust some shit up before I have to bust one of them up, and wait for my cue." "So,y'all motherfuckers think we playin',huh?" "I want my fuckin' cropin a month!" "Now,do it right!" "Fine." "All right,louis." "show's over." "You'll getyour fuckin' crops, and then we're done with your ass." "Your grandmother always said you were a bad seed." "Now look at you -- full-grown shit bush." "You old fool." "It's overwhen I say it's over." "All right,nancy,let's go." "Did you fuckin' apologize?" "What's the matter with you?" "Listen,"thug" means neverhaving to say you're sorry." "An underground canal will carry the sewage right through agrestic to our water-treatment planting van nuys." "Are you coming to the party later?" "Yes." "Well,how about being my date?" "We're readyto break ground,sir." "What do you want now?" "You ever watch a manplay with a big machine?" "Not for a long time,but youstill didn't answer my question." "Get over your issues,celia." "I want you." "Let's just start with a date, and we'll take it from there." "Okay,stop right there." "Can I help you?" "Mr.Groff?" " Dumb name." " And you are?" "Warden shlapoberskyfrom the wildlife commission." "A mammal on ourendangered-species list may lose its habitatwith this new construction." "We have to insist that you halt all work until we've further investigated the matter." "Let me guess --the dirt shrew." "Yeah,yeah." "Looks like a jackrabbitand a big rat fucked." "You're not getting anything else from me, wilson." "This store is closed." "Well,this project is on hold until there's a full reporton the dirt shrew, and I'm referring tothe endangered animal, not the one in the hard hat and heels who's been sucking your dick." "I said,"don't let me move"!" "You're big." "You're a large man." "It's hard to keep youin one place." "I don't let you move." "Shut the fuck up!" "I ain't talking to you!" "Tell himto shut his fuckin' mouth." "Shut your fucking mouth,marvin!" "That's good." "Oh,that was really good." "Hey,listen,if you don't really need me," "I need to goto the flower mart to pick up some casablancalilies for my boss's party, and I hear that all the wedding planners get there early and buy them all." "So,he'll kill meif this party tanks." "You're being hyperbolic." "I don't thinkhe'll actually kill you." "But me " " I'm a different matter." "Put your handon my shoulder." "Why?" "It helps me pay attention to my form!" "Do it!" "Review time." "What did we learn last night?" "lesson --make an impact." "I'm a drug dealer." "and I'm great at what I do." "Don't you want to be greatat what you do?" "Yeah." "You been learning good,novice." "But you got to do better." "More money." "results." "faster." "Now go get those lilies." "Hi,we haven'tofficially met." "I'm tara." "Silas." "Hmm,community-service boy." "I saw you sell mr.Mertesan eighth." "Nice cross." "Yes,well,I'm tight with the lord." "So,he's aware you can spotan eighth from across the room?" "He is." "In fact,he,uh,he likes it when I get stoned." "We have some great talks." "Are you gonna tell on me?" "Not ifyou smoke me out." "Right now?" "tomorrow." "Same time." "Gladwell park." "Uh,smoke me out,andI'll tell you about my friend." "Jesus." "That's the one." "Hey,hey,go easy on the jumbo shrimp." "Those are expensive." "Dumb name can afford it." "You got tolet it go,man." "Love the food,pal." "Want you to givea friend of mine a call." "We're shooting a moviein one of our empty houses." "Needs a caterer." "You'll thank me later." "Hey,you did a good job." "How much of the budget did you stuff in your bra?" "Uh,half." "Can I feel?" "No." "In that case,next time,spring for a hall." "Now,you see that fella -- baldythe white-haired clown?" "Let me knowwhen he's good and shitfaced." "I need his signatureon something." "And that woman therein the chanel knockoff -- she needs the recipefor the stuffed mushrooms." "She's a big fan." "She's also someone's wife." "I need to borrow herfor a minute." "You are going totalk to me." "In,in." "Okay,listen." "I know we're in the middleof the party and everything, but,nancy,you have got to stop hating me." "I don't hate you." "But you do." "Celia,I don'T." "Listen,you got me a job." "What's done is done." "I don't want to fight anymore." "Let's just leave it." "Good,then." "Okay?" "I'm glad." " Great." " Goddamn it!" "These fuckingankle-strap shoes." "Has sullivanever talked about me?" "What?" "Has heever mentioned me?" "yes." "He calls youthe hot redhead." "Are you surehe was talking about me?" "Because I've always thoughtI was more." "Auburn with,like,strawberry blond highlights." "He was definitely talking about you." "He likes you." "You shouldgo be with him." "Nancy,there you are." "Matt keefe doesn'thave a drink in his hand." "Hey,man,what's up?" "Did you tell some woman in a chanel knock off she could go through my recipe box?" "Out,out,all of you,all of you!" "This roomis off limits!" "Okay?" "Out." "Get out." " I'm really glad - get out!" "What are you doingdown here?" "These little smokies are like crack." "Yeah,well,don't eat too many of them." "They're filled with nitrates." "I really have totalk to you." "Well,bad time." "We'll talk later." "I promise." "You look beautiful tonight." "Thank you." "I want to thank you for being my date." "You're welcome." "You knowl'm gonna keep trying." "Good." "Who are you?" "A sheep in god's flock." "Let me hear you say "baa."" "Baa." "You want a drink?" "Mr.Johnson gave it to me after he confused me with his war buddy." "I don't drink." "Wine's okay because jesus drank that, but,other than wine,I don't drink." "But you smoke." "Only weed,not cigarettes." "Never cigarettes." "You don't drink,you don't smoke cigarettes." "Let me guess --you don't have sex either?" "Not until I'm married." "How can you be all into jesusand still smoke weed?" "Because pot is natural." "It's not processed." "It's made by god himself,so it's spiritual, elevates you,opens your mind," "and that's what god's loveis all about." "I can see your boner." "Fuck." "Don't be embarrassed.I mean, that'spart of god's love,too." "Once you're married." "You're right.My virginityis for my husband." "but that doesn't meanwe can't have some fun." "You okay?" "Of course." "I was just at this partylast night and fell up on twobig-booty freaks,that's all." "Theyept a brotherup all night." "I'm coming!" "Keeping up with my heart rate,swinging my arms." "You gonna let him beat you?" "Come on!" "First oneto the next tree wins!" "U-turn?" "U-turn?" "Oh,my god.Oh,my god." "Marvin!" "What is it?" "What's wrong with him?" "He got high blood pressure." "I saw some peopleat the bottom of the hill." "Run and ask them if they havea banana." "He needs potassium!" "I'll stay here.You'll be okay." "U-turn!" "You bitch-ass bitch." "I got you now." "Oh,yeah." "This is for saying i was too stupid to beyour second in command." "And this is for laughing at mefor going to "dreamgirls"" "and for neverletting me count the money." "You gonna die,motherfucker." "U-turn!" "Don't die on me,coz!" "No one has any bananas." "We need to get himout of here." "Let's pick him up." "U-turn's dead!" "He's dead!" "What am I supposed todo now,man?" "What the fuckam I supposed to do,man?"