"One day in time in Efeköy." "You know, our Efeköy?" "A group of people went there." "Artsy fartsy tree huggers with long hair and beards like myself." "So why'd they go there?" "We found out why afterwards." "As soon as they arrived, they bought old stone houses live groves, and barren fields." "And they didn't bargain at all." "Why?" "What on earth for?" "I had no idea either but according to what we found out later they were sick and tired of the chaos and stress of Istanbul." "In other words, the city's traffic, pollution, and the alienation amongst people." "They said, 'Let's get the hell out of this city and set up an alternative commune village'." " I see." "Go on." " Some say they were artsy fartsy tree huggers others say they were anarchists." "Some say they were going to set up an alternative lifestyle a commune village." "I think they may have even been anarcho-syndicalists." "What's that mean?" "I don't understand anything at all." "Of course you don't my dear." "They're influenced by the likes of Thomas More and Jean Jacques Rousseau everyone who supports utopia fully." " Who are they?" " You wouldn't know them either." "I'll explain when I take a seat a little later." "What are you going to do with olive groves and barren fields in the middle of nowhere?" " Organic farming." " Organic farming?" "Like how?" "I mean why?" "For example, we're not going to use chemical fertilizer." "We're going to use goat manure or other natural manure." "Okay." "I understand the fields and the olive groves but what are you going to do with these old houses?" "Pardon me but even a donkey wouldn't live here." "We're going to restore them and then practice cultural tourism, ecological tourism, specifically." "Strange..." "The villagers have no other choice but to sell their fields and olive groves." "What else are they going to do?" "There's no money in grapes agriculture or olives." "They're broke!" "This village was apparently very wealthy before." "My dad and his buddies would get together at least once a week and fully book out a night club in Izmir." " Thank you very much for everything, Ali." " Thank you Miss Katrin..." " Thank you very much for everything." " Goodbye." "Have a safe trip." "Have a safe journey, have a safe trip." "This is the old village for our commune." "There are places that are suitable for dry farming." "We also bought the land next to it as well as the olive groves." "Enough is enough!" "We have to realize our ecological utopia." "We don't want to breathe exhaust fumes!" "Let's walk away from the chaos of the city." "Let's return to nature and find ourselves." "Some sold whatever they had inherited and some put together anything they had saved." "Together, they set up an international commune." "But setting up a commune is not easy." "You have to deal with property relations." "And how are you going to escape from capitalism?" "Being a farmhand isn't easy." "What will you achieve?" " Didn't you make this film, son?" " Yes I did." " Didn't you write it?" " Yes I did." " And you were the director right?" " Yes..." "So why keep telling us about it for God's sake?" "Why don't you just show us the film and let us see it for ourselves." " Spot on." "Yes." " Get ready." "One, two, three, four, five." "If I escape from the city to find something to hold onto" "Livestock, farming, olives." "Screw this city, screw a city like this" "Screw its exhaust fumes, screw its hormone-infested food." "Screw its artificial life." "Screw this city, screw its." "Cacophonic sound, character, smell, manure, hormones." "Its xenophobic view its vagrant vandal." "Its art and faaarrrt." "Screw this city, screw a city like this." "They're coming." "They're coming." "Hit the drums!" "We're so proud that cultured city folk like you have settled in our village." "We're truly lucky to be living in the same village with such democratic people as you, Ali." "We've been democrats forever." "Only the Extremes here are leftists." "Oh man, he doesn't mean that." "He's talking about it in the conceptual sense." "He means democrat, you think he's talking about the Democrat Party." "Didn't I tell you not to bring him, man?" "What can I do?" "He comes regardless." "You've accepted us like locals." "We can't thank you enough." "Of course they've accepted you." "They sucked you in to buying old decrepit houses and barren fields." "Sucking us in?" "Cousin!" "Didn't I tell you not to butt in?" "He could have been a district governor or a minister." "But he was kicked out of university during the Turkish coup of 1980." " Did you drop out of university?" " No, they made him leave." "You know anarchist?" "They say he's an anarchist." " He's extreme." "Very extreme." " Extreme?" "Extreme." "You know, just extreme." "He had really extreme ideas back then." "Ever since then he's been called Extreme." "He's an anarchist." "Do I have to tell you a hundred times?" "I'm not an anarchist, I'm a socialist." "They're the ones who are anarchists." "Don't say that again!" "What sort of talk is that?" "Do your ears hear what comes out of your mouth?" "Don't mind him." "He's got a few loose screws." "Philosophically, what they're about is anarchism." "You think anarchy is about shooting a gun throwing a bomb, terrorism." "Whereas anarchy is rejecting all types of hierarchy, authority." "Philosophically, we lean towards to anarchism." "We're closer to ecological anarchism." "You're anarchists." "Are you anarchists then?" "Ecological anarchists." "See, there you have it!" " God forbid." " God forbid." "That's okay." "Aren't we all brothers and sisters?" "Didn't we all come from Adam and Eve?" "Anarchy, communism is over, right?" "Even Russia's come to an end." "Let's ignore this anarchism business." "You were saying something about organic." "Without chemicals?" "There's blue mold in the vines and whole load of other diseases." "They're healthy if worms, birds, and insects are eating them." "What do you mean?" "Geez!" "Now if there are chemicals, birds won't eat them, but humans do." " Isn't that ridiculous?" " I see." " How's this going to happen?" " You're not going to use chemicals but the village folk do, the whole of Turkey does and so does the rest of the world." "Won't the bees, birds, rains and winds carry this poison?" "You won't get anywhere, without taking total possession of means of production." "That's right." "That's enough." "Let's stop talking this confusing, complex stuff." "Our guests are tired." "Everyone take a few people home." "Go on then." "Mum, prepare the beds." "Come on friends, take a few of them." "What's wrong?" "If you like, there's a sofa bed in the other room." "No, no." "It's got nothing to do with the bed." "I can't sleep when there's a full moon." "Same here." "When the moon grows, I get a strange feeling inside." "That's strange." "So it happens to you as well." "Do you know how to play the 'saz'?" "No, not really." "I try, that's all." "Shall we sing a Turkish folk song?" " Turkish folk song?" "Do you like them?" " Yes, a lot." "Don't you?" "Of course I do." "But I mostly like lively disco songs and slow music, especially when in this mood." "Yes, that's really nice." "It's a full moon." "Come on, let's sing an Aegean folk song for the moon." "The moon rises and grows, It wants to be smothered with love." "This crazy heart of mine wants to unite with its lover." "'Köyceðiz Roads'." "Where'd you hear that where do you know that folk song from?" "I came to Turkey for the first time with my mother." "We went to Dalyan and that's when I first heard this song." "We had lit a bonfire for the sea turtles with German Greens in Dalyan." " And?" " The band 'Çaðdaþ Türkü' came." "The singer Tolga is from there." "I love him." "Geez, I don't know anything about Tolga but our pride and joy." "There was Lake Köyceðiz behind us, and Köyceðiz road next to us." "He began to sing this folk song." "I fell in love firstly with Köyceðiz, and then its song." " And then we settled in Turkey." " Wow..." "I later became a Turkish citizen." "So you could say that I became a Turk for its folk songs." "Oh my God, praise the Lord." "We thought you were just a tourist but you're like us through and through." "Let's sing this folk song to celebrate this!" " Come on then." " Shit." "These Köyceðiz roads Raise your hands my dear Ayþe" "Are these roofs of Muðla that have been made for us as you want." "Has your brother-in-law found the buffalos." "Has your rosy face gone pale from just one kiss." "The moon rises and grows, It wants to be smothered with love." "This crazy heart of mine wants to unite with its lover." "Is that the way you want it my dear Ayþe." "Has your brother-in-law found the buffalos." "Has your rosy face gone pale from just one kiss." "Oh my God!" "Where'd you find these fur tents?" "We bought them from the Sarýkeçili Yörüks." "There's felt and fur." "Are you gonna live in these nomad tents?" "Why not?" "Yörük nomads have been living in these tents for thousands of years." "It's the true ecological lifestyle." "Oh my God." "We're Yörüks too." "There are plenty of them here in this village." "Really?" "Yeah." "We have a whole bunch of old kilims and stuff." "If you want, I can bring them over immediately." "That would be great." "Holler out when you get to the village." "Attention, attention." "Dear people of Efeköy." "If you have anything old like kilims, rugs, buttermilk churns, copper pots and pans and bags that are junk just lying around at home then bring them to the village square if you want to sell them." "Hear ye!" "Hear ye!" "Take them if you like them." "They're all old." "These are all original Yörük carpets." " Yörük, Yörük..." " This is from my mother-in-law..." "We can't accept these." "They're too valuable." "Go on It's all just junk." "We covered the floors in laminate." " They slide on laminate." " They slide, they do." "Then we'll take them." "Thank you very much." "I'm so happy that you want them." "It's worked out well." " Move mum, move." " And give this to the girl, this." " How am I going to carry that?" " Give it to whomever you want." " Come on mum, move." " Let me put this on top!" " Geez." " Oh dear." "Bloody hell!" "This place has turned into a flea market." "For God's sake!" "Why would a person sell something they've been left from their ancestors?" "What sort of keepsake could this possibly be?" "It's just old junk." "They all have historical value." "What kind of talk is that cousin!" "You shouldn't be selling your mother's, father's heirlooms for money." "Stop talking when your pockets are empty." "What's it to you?" "Do I owe you something?" " Do I owe you something?" " Then why are you taking offence?" " Then why are you rambling?" " I'm just speaking generally." "Geez." "Saadettin, get him out of here man." " You shouldn't sell your history." " Come on Mustafa, come on." "You penniless bastard." "Come on." "You sell everything man." "Ok buddy." "Don't mind him." "He has a few loose screws." "He was in a funny farm for a few months." "It didn't do him any good though." "The gendarmerie raided the whole village during the coup." "They searched every nook and cranny in the houses just to find him." "There isn't another anarchist..." "He always says the last thing to be said first." "Penniless bastard." "Strange people." "They take whatever they can." "They bought fields that aren't worth a thousand per decare they bought everything without bargaining." "Here's a seven." "Continue to sell and squander." " I can do whatever I want." " I'd even sell my soul." "Those who sell their land today, will sell their backsides tomorrow." "Bloody animal, you're going to be the death of me." "Go!" "Damned donkey, fucking saddle." "Fucking crupper, go!" "Ma'am." "Why are you hitting the donkey?" "Why are you being so harsh?" "Why shouldn't I?" "The donkey is mine isn't it?" "Should you be loading so much on it in this heat?" "The donkey's duty is to carry loads." "Should I be carrying it?" "Sister, it's a sin." "Don't hit the donkey." "For God's sake..." "What's it to you?" "Have you ever given food, water, or hay to a donkey?" "What would you know about donkeys?" "What's there to giving it its food and hay?" " Go on then." " We can." "Take it then." "Give the money and take it." "What's your donkey worth?" "The donkey is 250 liras, the saddle is 150 liras and the wood is 150 liras." "550 liras in total." "Just hand over 500 Liras and call it a deal." "500 Okay." "I have a little less." "Here you go." "Any other mistreated donkeys here?" "Yes." " Which one?" " This one!" " What's it worth?" " A thousand My donkey is young, beautiful." "A thousand?" "What next!" "It's not expensive." "It's beautiful more beautiful than them." "It's young and hearty." "You can have it for 750 liras." "750?" "You can sell whatever you want at any price to the others but you're not to take money from Miss Katrin." "No money from our sister-in-law." "Don't shout idiot." "What do you mean sister-in-law?" "It wouldn't work." "We're from different worlds." "She's a university graduate." "It wouldn't work." "We're from different worlds." "Friends, friends, gather around." "We've found excellent things." "We've found everything we need." "It's unbelievable." "These kilims are pure madder." "Take a look at this pillow." "Beautiful, great." "How much is this?" "Don't be silly!" "Don't mention it." "Ali, you really are a good person." "Thank you so much." "No, you're a good person." "And we'll just do whatever we can to help you." " I paid 150 liras for this." " 150?" "Yes." "I paid 250 liras for that and 75 liras for the spinning wheel you're holding." "It's going to get really expensive if it continues this way." "But all of these have historical value." "This is what I paid for them." "You decide how much more you want to add to it, just as long as we make some money." "Why don't you give us a price all of them?" " 1500 euro for the lot." " What euro, everything's euro." " Let's make it Turkish money." " Euro, Euro." "Yes sir, of course." "Yes sir, District Governor." "Yes, of course." "We'll be there in an hour at the latest." "Regards, regards, regards." "Give us two glasses of tea." "We have to be at the district governor's within an hour." "He said to gather the members and come." " Bloody loonies." " What's up uncle Hamit?" "They're going to get the donkey to fuck them." "What's happened man?" "They paid 500 liras for a donkey that's not worth 50 liras." "What?" "Did they give you exactly 500 liras?" "Yep." "They paid 500 liras." "Uncle Hamit, your donkey's 20 years old already." "They gave you 500 liras for it huh?" " That's incredible." " Hello, good morning." " Good morning." "Welcome, come in." " Thank you." "Are there any other mistreated donkeys in the village?" "Mistreated donkeys?" "Yes." "Donkeys that are subjected to violence." " Donkey's that are subjected to violence?" " Yes." "Geez." "What violence?" "There's no violence." "Things like that don't happen in our village." "No way." "What a disgrace." "Who did it?" " Uncle Hamit." " That's right." "We hit our donkeys out of love." "Is that the way to love a donkey?" "A person even beats his child out of love." "No, no." "There's no violence." "I don't discriminate between my members and donkeys." "That's how much I like donkeys." "You were talking about donkeys, right?" "That's right." "What violence are you talking about?" "They're all at peace and harmony living according to the Copenhagen criteria." "By the way, what are you gonna do with mistreated donkeys?" "We're going to save them from abuse." "We don't want to use motor vehicles and harm or pollute the environment." "We're going to use donkeys to get around." "We're going to ride the donkeys and bikes." "So you're going to save on fuel." "Why not get them social security so they can retire in good time as well." "Make an announcement." "Tell people to bring their donkeys if they want to sell them." "I'm make an announcement every minute." "Geez!" "I haven't been saved from violence yet." "How the hell are the donkeys going to be saved?" "Attention, attention." "Dear people of Efeköy!" "Anyone who wants to sell their colt or donkey, should bring them down to the village square following afternoon prayers." "I repeat!" "What the hell?" "Cahit, what are they going to do with the donkeys?" "How should I know?" " Hello Governor." " Hello Chief." "I've got good news for you." "Come in." " Welcome, take a seat." " Thank you Governor." " Chief, I've got some good news." " What good news, Governor?" "These people are from the Directorate of Turkish Coal." "A decision was issued to set up a coal plant in your village." "What?" "A coal plant?" "We've discovered extremely rich coal fields around Efeköy." "A decision has been issued to set up a coal plant in the area." "What do you mean?" "Good lord." "So there's coal in our village?" "One of the largest reserves in Turkey." "The villagers will make heaps of money just from land expropriation." "And hundreds of villagers will have government guaranteed jobs." "You don't say!" "So we've hit the jackpot!" "Quiet!" "I don't want anyone saying a thing." "As chief, I'm going to share the news myself." "Only the general consent of the regional community is necessary." "Consent?" "Of course they'll consent." "Would they miss such an opportunity?" "What about the artsy fartsy tree huggers?" "I hope they don't cause us any problems later." "Not to worry." "They're all understanding and cultured people." "They became like family from the first day they moved here." "Especially their leader Miss Katrin, she's the pinnacle of humanity." "Hope so." "The authorities will be having a meeting in the village to inform the community tomorrow." "Yes sir." "Okay, how much for the two?" "You bought this too didn't you?" "They're little bourgeois anarchists they are." "They've saved ten donkeys, they think they've saved the world." "They're going to go everywhere with donkeys not to pollute the air." "A donkey's gas emission is more than a truck!" "It lets off gas every minute." "You can stick a filter up its bum baby..." "We'll leave that to you man." "Good news people of Efeköy, good news." "Good news, good news." "What's up chief, what's happened?" "A coal plant is going to be set up in our village." "Wait a minute." "Turkey's largest coal plant is going to be set up here." "We've hit the jackpot man." "Coal plant to be set up in this village?" "Here?" "In this area, yeah?" "No, it's going to be set up in Patagonia that's why we're so ecstatic." "It's going to be set up here, it sure is." "The earth beneath our village is apparently full of coal." "Are you sure Chief?" "Who told you this?" "Who do you think is talking here!" "The governor told me." "The authorities were there too." "We have to have an emergency meeting." "They're going to cause trouble for us Chief." "Who's going to be trouble?" "You're such a worrywart." "Tea is on me!" "A coal station in this area means the end and death of all this natural beauty." "Let's join forces and do something to oppose it." "What you say is good and well but I love nature too." "I've been a huntsman for years." "I hunt pigs, rabbits." "Especially when its partridge time I can't resist." "I really love animals." "Is money more important or health?" "Well health of course." "But health comes with money too." "The world has turned into a dump." "We're opposed to this senselessness." "We don't want a coal plant in this village Chief." "Friends, friends." "You are cultured, educated city folk." "Don't just brush it off like that." "They're going to come tomorrow." "Tell them what you oppose." "There is such a thing as democracy." "Wait a minute." "We have absolutely nothing to talk to them about." "An olive tree grows in 100 years." "Please object to this as the Chief of this village." "Hey, if you sell all the olive trees they wouldn't be worth a thousand." "No one's buying a kilo of olives for a Lira." "You see money in everything." "You measure a tree with money." "We have nothing more to talk to you about." "She just turned around and left." "She practically told us to piss off." "No, she didn't do it to you personally." "They're against authority well, it's just an act against the government." " It's not against you personally Chief." " No, no." "She told us to piss off." "As I said." "We're from different worlds." "We can't wait for the execution decision to be issued." "The authorities are coming to the village today my friends." "Then we have to get there before they come." " Let's go guys." " Let's go." "Dear people of Efeköy." "You'll be making heaps of money because your fields will be expropriated and you'll also make tons of money through shopping, trade, and labour from construction until the coal plant is set up." "Our company will also be building things like a mosque, school, and health clinic in your village." "As the coal plant belongs to the government, any one who wants will have the chance to get a job with social security." "No!" "You can't just come here and destroy the environment." "You keep telling people the same lies." "What about the carbon dioxide that's emitted from the power plant?" "Miss, we're going to filter and clean the carbon dioxide with methods using the latest technology." "There won't be any harm to the environment or whatever at all." "If there's no harm, then why have all the European countries given up on coal plants?" "Well, they're against of us." "All you're doing is deceiving these people, and putting their lives in danger." "My dear friend." "Are you going to speak in a proper fashion?" "Or are you going to use slogans and create provocations?" "We're not doing anything of the sort." "We're telling the truth!" "Guys, let's talk nicely." "They're not strangers either." " Don't interfere Chief." " Why shouldn't I interfere?" "I'm the Chief of this village." "Am I just a figurehead?" "They lie everywhere they go." "They deceive people they do." "For God's sake." "Who are they going to deceive Miss Katrin?" "Are we stupid?" "Let's not create a stir out of nothing." "You brought these people to the village." "What sort of chief are you?" "Do I have to get permission when I bring someone to the village?" "We don't want to argue with you." "We're going now but this is just the beginning." "We won't stop at this;" "we're going to organize public opinion in surrounding villages." " Turkey, and the rest of the world." " There are the EIA regulations, EIA." "Don't believe these people, they're lying." "So what, should Turkey be left in the dark?" "Don't believe these people." "This is a group of pillagers who don't want the welfare of Turkey." " Troublemakers, that's what they are." " Don't pay attention to them." "What's up." "District Governor?" "Welcome." "We've got some work to do, come on." " How are you Chief?" " Thank you District Governor." "How are you?" "Turned out exactly the way we thought." "They've filed a claim to stop the ruling." "If they win, then things will get complicated." "We weren't to know it was going to turn out like this Governor." "To tell the truth, we always see these greenie types, these protestors in many places in Turkey." "But after a while, they just disappear." "They've become locals." "They all have privately owned possessions." "You've given them all residence." "According to the environmental act, isn't it a condition to have the public consent of the people?" "Yes." "We have to win over the majority." "Even if they're a minority, they're problem people." "Actually their woman leader is an extremely European and understanding individual." "Those pillagers with her are the problem." "It's that woman who's the head of the snake." "That German woman has been a green militant for years." "She's taken part in hundreds of protests in the Pacific Australia, Turkey, Germany, and New Zealand as well." "That woman's a spy." "A German spy." "No way." "What spy, she's a true patriot." "She loves Turkey as if it were her true homeland." "If you could see, she sings Turkish folk songs from the heart." "Speak to them." "Try to persuade them." "And then we'll have dinner together." "I will, but they keep saying a whole bunch of things." "They say ecology, the environment and so on." "Chief, let's go to Extreme." "He understands their kind of talk." "Extreme." "You're right." "They're right." "There's no such thing as a coal plant these days." "Coal plant is a technology that's been abandoned throughout the world." "Are we going to stick the plant's chimney up ourselves?" "Don't you live in this village?" "Unemployment on the one hand, and poverty on the other." "What sort of leftist are you?" "You should support your own people." "Keep your ideas to yourself for just a minute!" "Act like you support us next to them." "So you want me to be an opportunist village fox like you?" "Were your raised in Paris, you bastard?" "We need your help and you're useless yet again." "How much money do you have in your pocket?" "What's it to you." "Do I owe you something?" "Do I owe you?" "I swear I'll kick you out of the village without considering you're my cousin." "Who are you kicking out of whose village?" "Go and live up in the mountains then." "Go and live with those anarchists, those communists." "You bloody commo!" "Am I going to ask you where I should or shouldn't live?" "Of course you're gonna ask me." "Penniless bastard." "Penniless." " Piss off." " Penniless bastard." " Come on, don't bother." "I swear I'm gonna strangle him." "And he's supposed to be my cousin." "Miss Katrin." "Miss Katrin!" "Hello friends." "Miss Katrin," "Let's sort this out between ourselves before it gets out of control." "We're going to protest and fight until the end." "This is going to turn into anarchy, things are gonna get crazy." "Let's not all end up in jail." "You can't scare us with things like that." "The villagers will end up with a little bit of money," "My friend worked at the power station in Yataðan and was earning at least three thousand a month." "Plus bonus and social security." "But they've all begun dying of lung cancer at a young age." "Death is at the mercy of God." "No one's got any money and half the village is unemployed." "You should get involved with organic farming like us, ecological tourism." "What you say is good and well but do you think it's easy being a farmhand?" "When it's not going to work out you can always run back to Istanbul." "Where am I going to run to, where?" "It's us who ran away from Istanbul to come here to become farmers!" "Who cares?" "Did you ask me?" "We're not about to starve in our village just because of you anarchists..." "Who are you to rebel against the government?" " Don't interfere." " Friends, friends." "If the government says it's going to be built then it's going to be built." "And we're going to do everything we can to stop it." "I'm the chief of this village." "I'm the law here and this is my village." "If I say it's going to happen then that's that." "And we're going to oppose it!" "Then when you need electricity you'll just have to stick the plug up your arse!" "What sort of talk is that Chief?" "Get a hold of yourself." "Are we going to starve to death just because you want to spy and create anarchy and separatism?" "You're the spy." "You spy for the companies." "You're a chief who is unable to defend your village and country." "Who is the one who can't defend who?" "Who can't defend his country?" "We've been patriotic nationalistic true blue flag wavers ever since." "Do you hear what you're saying Miss Katrin?" "You should've just shot me cause it wouldn't have hurt as much." "Move!" "Get out of my way." "Who are you tell me what to do you bloody newcomers." "Don't kick the banner." "If it weren't for these ladies with you, I'd screw you all but." "Welcome." "What happened, what'd they say?" "They say they're gonna oppose the coal plant." "They're practically not going to let us, into our own village." "You brought these bloody anarchists here." "What's gonna happen now?" "Hey, what's it got to do with me?" "You've done us out of the coal plant." "Hey, was it just me who sold them land sister Þengül?" "You brought this riff raff here and now we're in a mess." "Because you wanted to get all lovey dovey with the tourist girl you brought these bloody anarchists here." " What's it got to do with the tourist girl?" " Damn you chief!" "You're nothing like your late father." "We'd rather go without a chief!" "You'll get jack shit in the next elections, you will." " Shame on you!" " Hey, guys." " You've done us out of the coal plant." " You'll get jack shit next time." "I wish my hands had broken instead of voting for you Chief." "God damn you, damn you." "God damn you!" "Okay, okay." "You brought these anarchists here, you did." " What's gonna happen now?" " The coal plant means the future of our children Chief." "You shouldn't have done this." "God damn you, God damn you!" "You're nothing like your father, rest his soul, Shame on you, Shame." "What a joke, So she can't sleep when the moon is growing." "So don't sleep and just protest until the morning." "And all those dirty rats with you." "Oh Katrin, my darling Katrin." "My folk song singing Katrin." "These people are ignorant." "They don't want Turkey to progress." "They say it's gonna pollute the environment and everything." "There is something called a filtration system." "These people don't want Turkey to develop and produce energy." "They always want us to buy it from Europe." "They're traitors." "They're also against hydro dams, nuclear plants." "Turkey would remain in the dark if it were up to them." "They say they're gonna protest." "You should do whatever they're doing." "Fight for your rights." "What do you mean?" "So they're protesting, then you can protest too." "So long as you don't do anything illegal." "We know nothing about protests." "You're a Chief Headman aren't you?" "Are you going to be discouraged by a few artsy fartsy tree hugger types?" "What a coal plant, what a plant, I've had enough, enough." "Fuck your long hair, your earrings, and your nature!" "Who do you think you are, who." "Who are you!" "I'll show you." "Who are you to chase us, fuckers." "Who do you think you are?" "If it weren't for you my darling Katrin, I know what I'd do." "Fuck your nature and your power plant." "I'm gonna stick its chimney up your arse." "You fucking hippies." "I'm going to screw you." "Who do you think you are!" "I'm gonna fuck your earrings!" "Wake up you fucking anarchists!" "Get up!" "Fuck your coal plant, fuck its chimney." "Who are you to tell me what the fuck to do you fucking newcomers." "Are you in charge of this village or am I!" "I'm gonna rip your hair and beards out." "I'm not even gonna tell you what I'm gonna do with your earrings." "A real man doesn't wear earrings!" "Katrin, I swear if it weren't for you I would fuck this bunch of dirty rats, and their ancestors!" "They should be grateful to you!" "But it's all over now." "No more talking from now on." "From now on." "I'm gonna show you what a fucking protest is, how it's done." "It'll be the king of all protests!" "Enough's enough!" "I'm stuck between the fucking government and your fucking anarchy." "Where am I gonna run to?" "I swear, I'm torn." "I think I'm gonna puke." "I'm gonna to puke." "I think I mixed my drinks." "Stand back or I'll puke on you." "You'll see what a real protest is." "You'll see the king of all protests!" "And then we can let our protests do the talking." "You've placed a set of beaurocratic obstacles On the road that lead to love." "You say allegro, andante." "What is the objective dimension of this motion." "Don't be fantastic Or act like you're helpless." "Don't deny your freedom." "Don't be fantastic or act like you're helpless." "Don't deny your freedom." "Hey, don't cause a stir." "This is a fragment of the world with a little avant-garde." "Leaving the soul and living in baroque." "It may be tragic, it may be funny." "What is the unmasked face of this game." "Don't be fantastic Or act like you're helpless." "Don't deny your freedom." "Don't be fantastic Or act like you're helpless." "Don't deny your freedom." "Hey, what's this?" "I've never seen anything like it in all my life." "I think it's something like a play." "God forbid, why the hell are they prancing around in corpse shrouds." "They're saying that we're all going to die together because of the coal plant." "Only after the last tree has been cut down." "Only after the last river has been poisoned." "Only after the last fish has been caught." "Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten." "They've come to the village square and turned it into a pantomime." "I'll show them a pantomime." "Go, go, go, keep walking, walk." "Imam you know what to do." "Insisting on coal plants hydroelectric plants, and nuclear plants is the product of a primitive logic of progress." "We can solve the energy problem not by creating more energy but by consuming less." "Only after the last tree has been cut down." "Only after the last river has been poisoned." "Imam, begin." "Say God's name child, say God, child." "They're having a 'mevlit'." " What do you mean?" " A plain old ceremony." "For God's sake." "Praise the Lord." "What you're doing is outrageous." "You're sabotaging the protest." "We're not going to have a ceremony just because you're crying and prancing around here?" "We're doing this to create awareness in you villagers." "Who cares bro?" "Couldn't you find another village?" "We're having this ceremony for the spirit of our deceased." "Instead of rolling around on the ground you too should recite a prayer for your late loved ones." "See what you've done to my voice." "I swear I'll strangle you all." "Imam, make it quick." "Recite the prayer, the prayer." "Dear God." "Save us from these rowdy anarchists who reject our nation's industrial progress the faithless, those who have no love for their mother or father or their ancestors." "Save us from their evilness, oh Lord!" " Amen!" " Grant these anarchists who are rolling around on the ground wisdom sense, consideration, and faith oh Lord." "Amen!" "You know nothing about our religious beliefs!" "Dear brother." "Wasn't it you that said you're against authority, hierarchy, that you're anarchists." "What faith are you talking about?" "Come on Imam, hurry up, and get to the prayer." "El Fatiha..." "They're not even allowing us to make the villagers aware." "The Chief won't allow it." "I'm sure he's taking a bribe." "He's not the type of person to accept bribe." "You have to explain things to him." "Chief has been misinformed." "We have to convince the villagers." " So what are we going to do?" " Hey, we could put on a concert." " A concert is good." "We'll do it tomorrow." "Wait up, wait a minute." "Chief, people are going to come from various places tomorrow." "They're going to get other anarchists together and bring them here." "They're going to organize a petition or something like that." " God forbid." " They need to belted with the garden hose, they do." "Erdinç!" "Just calm down." "For God's sake!" "There's not going to be any fighting." "Bullying is not going help." "They're putting us in a real mess." "Well we have our own protest methods as well." "This is the era of idea my friends." "Idea, idea, idea." "That's it." "Idea, idea, idea." "That's it." "Higher Alper, higher." "Okay, up to there, lift it up higher." "Come on, we're going." " Hello." " Hello." " Hello Uncle Mehmet." "How are you?" " Hello." " Welcome." " Welcome." "Thank you." "Come take a seat." "What's up, what brings you here?" "We're having a concert on Saturday." "We've come to invite you." " What concert?" " A rock concert, rock, rock." " What's that?" " Concert, concert." "Rock." "A rock concert." "What's rock mean?" "I don't know either but let's ask the Chief and find out..." "You know that crazy dancing that foreigners do." "One of those." "A concert." " Aahh, a rock concert." " Yeah, a rock concert." "Ask him where." "In our village." "All the traditional folk dancers musicians and veterans are invited." "It'll start around eight." "We expect you all to be there." "I'll be there." "God help you." "Why do you want us to be there?" "We should support arts and culture as much as we can." "Always been denied, Was the only one in the neighbourhood." "Was the only one in the family I always hoped." "And always dreamed." "And was always flying high." "I was a painted bird." "A painted bird, a painted bird." "I was a painted bird, a painted bird." "Painted bird, painted bird." "I was a painted bird." "Painted bird, painted bird." "Hey guys, this is a great turnout." "They came from this village and the ones nearby." "And always dreamed And was always flying high" "Stop, stop." "What's going on here?" "This sort of music is not right here in this village." "This is Efeköy, where heroic men abound." "Traditional folk songs and dances are appropriate here." "Don't get excited Watchman." "What's this bang bang, dumpf, dumpf." "What is this, man?" "What are you saying?" "We would have played those if you'd just asked." "Tell us what you want to listen to and we'll play it." "We can play Turkey traditional music as well." " Then kick off with Harmandalý." " Yes!" "Let's kick off with Harmandalý." " Go on." " Let's begin." "Come on, you take the lead." "Pull it down!" "Cut it!" "Get rid of it man." "Now you know what an international protest should be and how it's done." "Alternative concert, my arse." "What are they doing here?" "Good news people of Entelköy, good news." "We've won." "What good news?" "A decision has been issued to stop the coal plant." "When?" "How?" "The Administrative Court issued a decision against it." "No more coal plant in our village!" "What's it mean man?" " Look, it's in the paper." " In all the papers." "The Provincial Administrative Court has ruled against the coal plant in Efeköy." "The environmentalists." "See, this is a good decision for our village." "We have to celebrate this." "Bring over your musicians and dancers and let's stop fighting from now on." "Let's have a party in the village tonight." "I have nothing but eternal respect for you as a musician." " Thanks, thanks." " I too am a musician." "But you're speaking like a billy and I already feel like my head's been beaten in so don't piss me off." "Hold on, man." "You're getting angry." "But this is a very good decision for the village." "For the villagers, our children, the environment, trees creepy crawlies, animals, flowers, butterflies." "Fuck your flowers and your insects." "Don't Chief, don't." "Please!" "Please." " Hey, that's enough!" " I swear, right here in front of everyone." "From now on, these anarchists aren't welcome in our village at our funerals and our graves ever again!" " Ameenn!" "Where's my shoe." "Go get my shoe." "You dirty, blue-eyed bastard." "Stop swearing for God's sake." "Shut up!" "Baby, you've taken refuge in my heart." "You've reached love in such an abstract way." "You've penetrated my heart in this sense." "Don't be aggressive!" "Don't be aggressive!" "Don't, don't..." "Don't be aggressive!" "Don't be aggressive!" "'Time for restoration in Eco-village.'" "These narcissistic attitudes, pessimist views." "Your feminist outbursts really hurt." "These problematics kill me, they do." "Don't be aggressive" "Baby, don't!" "Don't be aggressive, don't!" "Don't be aggressive!" "Don't be aggressive!" "Don't be aggressive!" "Don't be aggressive!" "Don't be aggressive baby, don't!" "I can't believe it." "We've got huge problems Cafer, man." "The crop's good but I can't go any higher in price." "But this amount isn't even enough to cover the chemicals and fertilizer." "There's nothing I can do." "The company Tariþ quotes the same price and pays later." "I'm going to pay up front." "We'd make more of a profit by feeding it to the animals." "No, no." "We'll end up going bankrupt at this rate." "God forbid." "The bank will be knocking on our door any time now." "See what the anarchist have done?" "And we would have hit the jackpot from the expropriation alone." "We're still going to." "We're not going to leave it unfinished." "We've got 1814 signatures." "The court will lift the ban sooner or later." "Both the judge and the DA said we'd definitely win." "Do you think the government's going to pay heed to a few anarchists or listen to 1814 villagers?" " That's right." "Okay Cafer." "See you, bye." "You should still ask around for a better price." " Welcome Governor." " Hello Chief, how are you?" "How are you Ýmam?" "We have to go to these environmentalists' village." "What's up?" "What for Governor?" "The minister is going to visit them this weekend." "The minister?" "They got a full page in the papers." "They received money from EU funds and the Ministry of Culture." "We're just going to go and see what they've spent all this money on lf we were to believe everything the papers wrote." "They live in scummy Yörük tents." "We just have to check it out for ourselves." "Let's go." "Do I have to come?" "I made a really mean vow." "What vow?" "This is a government duty." "Don't worry, you'll be allright." "Come on, let's go." "It's urgent." " Follow us with my car." " Okay." " Hello, welcome." " Thank you, how are you?" "What are these donkeys for?" "We organize nature and archaeology tours with the donkeys." " Do you charge money?" " 20 euro for a tour and 50 euro per day." "50 euro?" "50 euro?" "50 euro?" "That's right." "Let's have a drink and you'll see our commune too." "Ok, you first." "Is this a taxi or what?" "They've even decorated it like a bride." "Just give it a manicure and a pedicure and apply some makeup!" "I get a bad feeling about this mate." "Why Saadettin?" " Look, they keep caressing it." " Come on." "A donkey station?" "We're involved with various produce." "And we have organic products." "This wool that's been painted with madder for example." "This is our butter churn ayran, we just made it." "You make butter churn ayran here?" "So what else do you do?" "Homemade cranberry juice, rose water and lemonade." "These people have become more village-like than you." " I have good news for you Miss Katrin." " Really?" "The minister is coming to visit your village with a delegation from the EU." "Minister?" "Wonder why?" "To see whether you've been using these funds for the right things." " Come, let's go and take a look then." " Let's have a look together." "Wow, they've made this village beautiful haven't they commander." "I'm seeing it for the first time as well It's unbelievable." "Only, we're going to need a little more time to complete the whole village." "We've also applied to UNESCO." "When did they put all this together?" "They've even restored the mosque man." "So there must be a little sense in them after all." "Praise the Lord." "Anyone could do it with such money." "Our restorations continue." "Most of the streets have been completed." "Restored houses have a capacity of 150 beds." "We have visitors coming from America, Europe, and Japan." "What's your pricing policy?" "We charge 50 euro for tents and 100 euro for houses." "It's full board." " Per person?" " Yes." " Per day?" " Yes." "Hold on Miss Katrin." "I don't understand a thing." "You charge 10 euros for working on the field and 15 euros for goat herding." "So rather than pay people an allowance you charge them money on top?" " Yes." " On top?" "Yes" "Good, good." "Everything looks ok here." "This is our marketplace." "We display both our organic produce and our artwork here." "And we've begun to restore this historical fountain to its original state." "And this is Alper's workshop." " Alper is a sculptor." " Yes, hello." " Hello, thank you, welcome." " What are you making here?" "This is our sculpture workshop." "And these are my exhibition pieces themed on fertility and Anatolia." "Good God!" "That's so huge it could be used as a weapon." "It's enough for all the great powers of the world!" "God forbid for the millionth time It's scary!" "How'd he get it to grow so long man?" "I think these two here are husband and wife." "This scoundrel is barely enough for this woman." "She's like a watermelon gone wrong." "Sorry mate but he has no proportion." "Legs aren't even 30cm, and the cock's 40cm!" "And you're supposed to be an artist." "This would cripple a person, man." "Let's go before something bad happens." "Artsy fartsy tree hugger types huh?" "Bloody bloodsuckers, sex-lovers." "God forbid Ali!" "10 euro for working on the field and 15 euro for herding goats." "How rude, getting a guest to work like a dog." "50 euro for a tent, 100 euro for a house and on top, get them to work like dogs." "They might as well screw them too!" "Don't swear and sin for nothing." "Behave yourself!" "Of course you buy stuff for less from them." "No chemical expenses no fertilizer expenses, no labour expenses." "What are you saying Chief?" "I pay them twice as much for a kilo." "Whaaat?" "Twice as much?" "The wholesaler buys the lot just because theirs is organic." "They sell directly to Europe and if not that to high society in Istanbul." "Whatever, Good day, good day." "They charge 15 euro each for a donkey ride to ancient sites." "For a private tour with the wife and kids they charge 50 euro each." "It's like Rent a Car!" "50 euro times 30 equals 1500 euro." "If you rent 10 donkeys, it's 15 thousand euro and if it's 20 donkeys, it's 30 thousand euro." "Is this a fleet of trucks?" "A fleet of trucks." "Here are the calculations." "I don't believe it." "There's definitely some sort of perversity in this." " What sort of perversion?" " What do you mean?" "I think these tourists are perverted." "I swear they come to rub the donkeys up." "You're gossiping about people." "It's a sin." "Hey Imam, this isn't something you'd know about." "There's no such thing as donkey-fucking tourism, is there?" "Of course there is buddy." "It's kind of like sex tourism." "What's sex tourism?" "Sex tourism uncle, is when you get on a bus or a plane or a ship you go and you do your business and you end up like putty." "Let's take our donkeys back!" "We'll hire our donkeys ourselves." "You can't." "They've taken out identity papers from the vet." "Hold on." "Quiet." "Memet's calling, quiet." "Yes, hello." "How much?" "Not possible, that money's not enough for the chemicals." "Okay, okay, we'll talk later Memet." "Thanks, thanks, thanks." "All the merchants are in cahoots." "They're giving the same price everywhere!" "There's no work as a farmer any more either." "Donkeys are more valuable than us." "We're finished." "I'm going to stand in front of the minister tomorrow and tell him frankly." "I'm going to say 'Dear Minister we, the villagers, want the coal plant but the anarchists reject it." "And I'm going to hand the signatures we've collected." "I'm going to personally finish this business off once and for all." "We have to find a doctor." "We need a doctor immediately Chief." "What's up, what's happened?" "Katrin fell off a donkey." " Whaaat?" "What donkey, man?" " Katrin fell off a donkey." " Is she okay?" " Hope she's okay." "Raskolnikof watched her carefully." "She had a thin, very thin, pale little face." " Kocanam, Kocanam." " What's up child?" "Katrin fell off a donkey." "Let's go and have a look." "They insist on solving transport problems with donkeys." "You can't solve transportation with donkeys in this day and age." "You're educated, cultured people." "I'd expect more of you, man." "This jeep, does it kick me?" "You put your foot on the gas, it goes on the brakes, it stops." "Just ask to use it." "I'll even fill the tank." "No one's asking you for fuel money, are they?" " What's wrong?" " She can't move her shoulder." "She'll be ok." "Kocanam will fix it." "Kocanam is the best bonesetter around here." "Her shoulder's aching Kocanam." "She's in a lot of pain." "Don't worry, Kocanam will fix it." "Just relax." "Relax." "Kocanam will fix it now." "It's not broken, it's dislocated." "Kocanam'll fix it in no time." "Hold her." "I've got her." "Keep calm Katrin." " Hold on tight." " Okay Kocanam." "Don't interfere you." "Kocanam's gonna fix it now." "She'll be good and well in a just a minute." "It'll be over soon dear Katrin." "Leave her armpits to me." "Are you holding on tight?" "It's gonna be over soon." "Kocanam is the best bonesetter around here man." "Kocanam is a really famous bonesetter." "It's over." "It's over, isn't it?" "It's done." "You'll feel better now." "I told you there was nothing to be scared of." "Kocanam is like an orthopaedist." "Doctors keep coming to her all the way from Izmir, Aydýn, and Muðla." "Experts told Kocanam that she's a really famous alternative practitioner." "I've been an alternative practitioner ever since that very day too." "Pound onion and salt thoroughly and then wrap it up in that." "Okay, okay Granma, thank you ever so much." "Get up!" "It's midnight." "I'm up Kocanam, I'm up." "Well get well soon then." " Hope you're feeling better pumpkin." " Thank you so much." "Thank you so much, we're very grateful." "Be careful." "Watch out for those donkeys now." " Ok, we will." " Thank you so much." "Oh my dear Katrin." "Oh my folk song singing Katrin." "What are you doing with a donkey?" "I have a motorbike, jeep, and a tractor!" "I have bad fate." "They sold me off to a stranger." "They made me a bride at the age of 12." "I cry and cry and wipe my tears away." "Why do you keep having wet dreams?" "Which girl or nightmare do you see that makes you have wet dreams?" "I keep telling you to get married but you won't." "Which girl makes you so hot?" "The more I say get married, the more stubborn you become." "I've never seen anything like it." "We showed you Cripple Halil's daughter and you said she had a big arse." "You complained that the others had small boobs, long arms, short legs..." "You're an old spinster now!" "Lt'd be so much easier if your father were alive now." "I woke up in a sweat." "It was like dew had rained on me." "I was soaked." "Both good and evil are in your hands." "Hey, you saw a horse." "Horse is good." "It means your wish is going to come true." "It means abundance, plenty of kismet." "And you saw a new moon." "Everything's not going to go as you planned but it'll be okay in the end." "I hope so Kocanam." "I wrote a letter to the minister." "I hope the coal plant's going to bring abundance." "You've suppressed some things in your subconscious." "What, where have I suppressed them?" "Your subconscious, subconscious." "What's the subconscious?" "You've suppressed your sexual issues." "What?" "I don't understand." "You're distressed because you're unable to have sex." "Take a look at your own sexuality you bastard!" "I think you need to go to psychotherapy." "What's that man?" "I swear, if you say one more thing I'll break your head." "Haven't you two had enough of fighting?" "Don't let him come today." "The minister's coming." "He'll speak nonsense and get us all into trouble." "The whole village will end up in prison." "Who's the minister man?" "Your minister is my rookie." "He has to come to me!" "Of course." "Minister, prime minister they're all your rookies." "Why are we so unlucky that our communist is totally insane?" "!" "He's just like Nostradamus man." "This is our exhibition space." "And this is our fertility themed exhibition." "This is Artemis." "This is Cybele, the Anatolian fertility god." "Artemis and Priapus." "The fertility god again." "She'd like to take a closer look at that one." "How long ago?" "It dates back to 3800 BC." "She thought so." "And this is again a Priapus." "Cybele and." " How much is this bowl, son?" " They're not for sale ma'am." "You should not show such things to an European minister!" "And she's a woman." "What the hell does this mean?" "What's the intention?" "Of course it's sabotage." "They're doing it to give Turkey a bad image!" "Couldn't they draw something decent?" "I don't know." "An apple, orange." "Something still life possibly." "What's still life mean?" "Still life is when you put an apple and an orange side by side." "Whatever you've got, quince, a pear." "When you place these next to each other and draw them, it's still life." "They taught us that in secondary school." "Come on, come on." "You sure are interested in magic wands!" "Come on, come on." "Þengül be careful!" "Come on, don't look at it too much." "It's rude for God's sake." ""My faithful, beloved black earth"" "My valuable countrymen." "I am proud to be giving you this plaque for bringing a new dimension and contributing to our cultural tourism, and national architecture." "And I give you this good news." "Our efforts as the Ministry have resulted in the cancellation of the coal plant." " Where's the Chief?" " Chief!" "Here I am Governor." "Let me through." " Chief." " Yes Minister." "I had a friend from here when I was studying in Ankara." "I'd like to see him if he's still around here." "Who is it sir?" "Mustafa Ýnce." "Mustafa Ince?" "Mustafa Ýnce." "That's Extreme." "Extreme, Extreme!" "You have a guest." "An important guest!" "Where have you been?" "I've come all the way here you don't even bother to welcome me." "You make me come to your feet." "He turned out to be a friend of the minister, can you believe that?" "The world's a small place." "Back then, Mustafa was active in the student movement." "The Political Sciences Faculty was totally in their hands." "After teaching for 5-6 years I entered the faculty." "It was the anarchy era." "He took care of me." "He said I was a sympathizer." "I was only able to study because of that." "You scraped through without getting your hands dirty." "We're the ones who were hard done by." "I wanted to come to prison after you were arrested but." "They wouldn't let you in." "We went to see him with her late mother but they didn't let us in." "Kocana, your cottage cheese is delicious." "Can we have some more please?" "Of course there's more." "Bring some cheese and some olives." "I'm astonished bro." "The man's a certified communist." "A minister comes to his house saying he's his friend." "He's just about to put him on a salary!" "Extreme is one of us, one of our own." "What about those anarchists?" "I'm at a loss man." "They openly say they're anarchists." "And the Government's minister shows them appreciation." "Appreciation to them and jack shit to us." "We're not even worth as much as these anarchists." "Well if they're anarchists then why don't we become communists!" "God forbid Ali, God forbid." "No way!" "No way!" "Why not Imam?" "We want the power plant as villagers." "Anarchists don't want it." "And what does the government do?" "It stop its execution." "It even sends a minister saying it's been cancelled." "He speaks the truth." "The produce we sell isn't enough to cover the bank's interest and they receive grants from both the government and Europe." "True, he speaks the truth." "That's right." "If there's money involved we'll become anarchists or commos and even feminists." "Satanists as well!" "Let's be whatever we have to be friends." "As long as we get the money." "Sit down, sit." "What's this nonsense?" "What sort of talk is that?" "You sit down too, Ali." "God forbid, what happens if we lose our national conscience?" "These anarchists have a little problem with their faith." "What do I care about the bloody anarchists?" "We have Extreme." "He's both the Minister's friend and ours." "He's our own communist!" "True, he speaks the truth, that's right." "True." "Extreme is one of us, through and through." "He's never set his eyes on anyone's possessions or dishonoured anyone." "I can't vouch for his faith, but I can vouch for his morals." "Then what are we waiting for?" "What are we waiting for friends?" "Come on, We're going to Extreme!" "They say he brain works over capacity..." "They say he has electronic intelligence." " He passed first class without studying!" " He was really intelligent man." "Extreme, you are our everything!" "Extreme, you are our everything!" "Extreme, you are our everything!" "Extreme, you are our everything!" "This village is proud of you!" "This village is proud of you!" "Extreme, you are our everything!" "Dear Extreme, Mustafa, brother." "We're at a loss as to what to do." "We've lost our mind." "You may have been tactless with us and we may have been tactless with you." "We treated you like shit because you were a communist." "Let's forget all of this." "You opportunistic hillbillies!" "You are going to organise a revolution just because the Minister turned out to be my friend." "So be it." "Let's do whatever has to be done as long as there's money in it." "We're ignorant." "We didn't go to university like you did." "You're ignorant when it suits you and a nutty professor when it suits you!" "My dear cousin!" "Take a look at his face." "See how it glows." "We have to do whatever it is that the anarchists are doing." "We'll be anarchists if we have to!" "This has nothing to do with anarchy or communism." "You need an awareness of social class." "What class man?" "Cumhuriyet primary school, fifth class!" "Social class, social!" "For example, are you a bourgeoisie or a villager?" " We're villagers." " Dickhead villagers." "How rude." "You buy your milk, eggs, and even your yogurt from the market in town." "Your loyalty to the land is long gone." "You keep selling whatever you've got left." "You play rummikub, solitaire, and watch TV all day." "What sort of villagers are you?" "He's right, very much so." "So what should we do?" "You have to find your own identity." "You have to work, produce and stay loyal to your values." "What, what do you mean, give an example?" "What does organic, ecological farming mean?" "I don't know" "They say you don't use chemicals or artificial fertilizers." "What did our ancestors do?" "What?" "Did they use chemicals?" "No." "There were no chemicals." "So did artificial fertilizer exist back then?" "No." "There was animal fertilizer." "Goat, sheep manure." "You would plant in the season, and harvest in the season." "We would plant, hoe and then harvest." "Wasn't it more flavoursome with less expense and less effort?" "Of course." "That's so true." "You could smell the beautiful tomatoes and watermelons from even 100 metres away." "How beautifully you put it." "You cut a watermelon, what do you do with it?" "Eat it." "What do you do with the seeds?" "You keep some for planting and give the rest to the chooks." "And you feed the rind to the cows." "Nothing goes to waste." "And those cows and chooks eat them and then they shit like there's no tomorrow." "Then you take their shit to the field and use them as fertilizer." "It's the dialectics of nature." "Nothing went to waste." "Cousin, you say dialectic, ecology and so on but you keep farting as you speak." "That's an ecological fart man." "Come off it." "Don't be stupid." "I swear he needs a filter too." "So these are the basics of ecological living." "The ecological lifestyle of these artsy fartsy tree huggers is actually something that's a part of your true values." "That's right, he's right." "You should be teaching them rather than them teaching you." "True, true." "Mustafa is right my friends, he's right." "What he says is a part of our religion too." "Our prophet Mohammed commands that we eat and drink but that we don't squander." "Every living being in nature has just as much right to live as we do." "This is the principle of our faith dear Moslems." "All of this is good and well but if we hang out with these anarchists too much will we not lose our national conscience altogether?" "Oh, shut up!" "All you know is national conscience." "You think you have a national conscience?" " Don't we?" " Well no!" "They came from the city and embraced your old houses." "They opposed the coal plant, protected the air and your water." "They weave carpets, kilims, and sing folk songs." "Do they have national conscience or does the villager have national conscience?" "Enough!" "My head's already done in." "The goat is waiting for me in the mountain anyway!" "If necessary, we're going to continue to ask him for his ideas one by one." "The man's right." "From now on solitaire is banned domino is banned and rummikub is totally banned." "If I see anyone playing rummikub I swear I'll stick a cue stick up their bum." "From now on, just ideas, ideas, ideas." "Cousin, wait for me, I'm coming too man." "Ideas, ideas, ideas." "Ideas, ideas, ideas." "Cous, being the crazy man suits you." "You get to sit back and relax as a result." "Herd the goats and go home." "It's a thousand times harder to herd people than herd goats." "Do you think it's easy to take on the responsibility of people?" "What am I going to do with a coal plant, a nuclear station?" "I'm not going to stick it up my arse, am I?" "Who cares!" "All I want is for the villagers to make a little money, man." "Look, the moon's out and it's daytime." "Don't mention the moon to me, The moon has destroyed me." " Thank God it's not a full moon." " What happens when it's a full moon?" "I get all funny and strange inside." "One day when the moon came up like this I couldn't sleep and I kept thinking of all these weird things." "The moon's no good for me, man!" "Do you know why you get all funny inside when you see the moon?" "I keep telling you that the moon's no good for me and you keep saying moon, moon." "So why does it get funny inside?" "Long, long ago, a shepherd called Endymion lived here." "He would herd his goats all alone." "This shepherd would play the pipe so beautifully that all the wolves birds, insects, whatever, would get carried away." "The god Zeus had a daughter called Selene." "The Moon Goddess." "Selene fell in love with this shepherd." "She'd drop whatever she was doing whenever she heard the sound of his pipe go to be with him." "She was shroud and enlighten him with her light." "So?" "Well the other gods were very angry with Selene." "They went to Zeus and said 'Go and protect your daughter." "Your daughter is constantly fornicating with a mortal'." "When Zeus saw that his daughter was so in love with the shepherd he couldn't bear to kill him." "Zeus put him into an eternal, deathless sleep and hid him in the hollow of an olive tree in these mountains." "Ever since that very day, the moon goddess Selene shines up all night long searching for her poor shepherd." "That's terrible." "This is like Dallas or Gone With The Wind." "Look, I'm feeling down now." "Pull the pipe out and play something cous." "You're beauty's worth nothing lf it weren't for this love within me." "You wouldn't enjoy anything lf it weren't for this place in my heart." "Who would write, and who would read Who would untie a knot." "The wolves would befriend sheep If it weren't for sense." "The wolves would befriend sheep If it weren't for sense." "That was beautiful Ali." "You play and sing folk songs so beautifully but you have no idea what they mean." "What have I done now?" "Song's about having different ideas." "But you don't listen to anyone's ideas." "So is that how it is now Miss Katrin?" "The girl's right." "What about?" "She told you that you don't understand the tale of the song." "Does it matter whether I understand or not?" "I understand everything but I make out like I don't." "The girl's come all the way to your feet." "So you're saying that that was a heavenly sign." "No way." "It wouldn't work." "We're from different worlds." "Cous, you're still yapping away." "Go man, don't waste time, grab the saz get all the villagers together, run to the light of love, run." "You think so?" "What should I do then?" "Then why don't you come too and you can help me out with some words." "Leave me here alone with Selene My lover is there..." "You should see a psychotherapist." "You keep suppressing your sexuality here." "I swear I'll break your head right here and now." "Go, go, get out of here." " Look, Kocana's here as well." " And the lmam." "Hi." "So." "Don't just stare." "Aren't you going to welcome us?" "What sort of hospitality is this?" "Is this what you call ecology, anarchism, brotherhood?" " Will you accept guests?" " Of course, welcome." "Yes, yes." "But what's there to eat and drink man?" "Let that be the least of your worries dear Ali." "Well come on then." "Welcome, welcome." "Let's make some space for our guests." "Come on friends, did we come here to sit man?" "Let's hit the chords." "Come on Katrin, let's sing our folk song in honour of the moon once again..." " Musicians, ready?" " Ready." "These Köyceðiz roads Raise your hands my dear Ayþe." "Are these roofs of Muðla that have been made for us as you want." "Has your brother-in-law found the buffalos." "Has your rosy face gone pale from just one kiss." "The moon rises and grows lt wants to be smothered with love." "The crazy of mine wants to unite with its lover." "Is that the way you want it my dear Ayþe." "Has your brother-in-law found the buffalos." "Has your rosy face gone pale from just one kiss." "Has your brother-in-law found the buffalos." "Has your rosy face gone pale from just one kiss." "Blimey." "Son, the film's finished." "Weren't you going to get them married or engaged?" "I left that to the viewer." "How can I get them all married off?" "You think in a conventional way." "Now I don't understand anything you just said." "I'm curious." "What's going to happen?" "When are we going to see that?" "If the viewers take to it we'll receive another budget from the producer and shoot the sequel." "I see." "So did you enjoy the film?" "Good, good, very good." "Thanks." "You have to tell everyone." "Tell all your friends that everyone has to see this film." "I'll tell the moral of the story and you can just pass it through the grapevine, okay?" "Ok!" "Now the moral of the story is tolerance." "You shouldn't be prejudiced against anyone." "You shouldn't brand people as tree huggers anarchists, communists, separatists or whatever." "You should accept that everyone's equal and, approach him or her with tolerance." "What did Rumi say?" ""Come, come again, whoever you are. "" ""Heathen, fire worshipper, or idolatrous, come. "" "Come on, it's late." "Let's pack up and go."