"Kim Beop-min, king of Silla, time has come to strike Gogguryeo." "Yes, Your Majesty." "But give me the kingdom of Baekje first." "You promised us." "I said after we strike Gogguryeo." "How can i believe that?" "If Silla spearheads the army, we'll give you south of the river." "Shut your mouth, old one!" "Kings are talking." "Your Majesty shall give us his words." "I give you my words." "I cannot believe my ears." "Hey hey hey!" "Redrawing borders in bright daylight?" "Watch your mouth!" "You're in presence of the Emperor." "Yeon Gaesomun, listen to me carefully." "The moment Baekjae falls," "Your Gogguryeo will be is good as duck eggs." "Abandoned duck eggs..." "Got it?" "Good as dead!" "Hey, hey!" "Son of a...!" "Father!" "Let's wipe out those Silla monkeys first!" "Leave yourself out of this." "Get a grasp of where you stand, dumb old man." "Your majesty!" "Let's go ahead and strike Gogguryeo." "Yi Jeok, the Commander in chief of the Allied Force, shall issue Emperor's orders." "Tang shall cross the River Aprok and head towards pyeongyang castle at once." "Silla shall provide supplies and troops in full," "And join the Tang camp at pyeongyang." "Advance toward pyeongyang castle!" "Come if you dare!" "I'll crush your sculls." "Pyeongyang Castle" "Ma!" "Where are they taking you again?" "War is better than farming." "We'll feed you and house you." "Let's go!" "Take this, Thingy!" "Put the talisman on your back" "And have the cake on your own." "I'll be home for harvest." "So don't worry, ma!" "Why are we going first?" "We're the advance party heading straight to pyeongyang." "All the way to pyeongyang like this?" "We'll never make it alive." "Who are you?" " You're going to war, aren't you?" " So what?" "Let me come, too." "Is he nuts?" " Father!" " Father!" "Father!" "Close the castle gate" "Get your hands off me." "I'm not dying." "What do we do?" "What do we do about 300,000 enemy troops?" "My Lord, behave with some dignity!" "You have any plans?" "What do you mean plans?" "We'll fend them off until we can negotiate." "Shut your wretched mouth!" "Calm down, father." "Please!" "Don't worry, father." "I'll wipe them out clean!" "That's more like it." "Not devouring Tang is the biggest regret of my life." "Devour what?" "Wipe out with what?" "What?" "Fucking bastard!" "We never bent down on our knees in our 700 year history." "Father!" "Geon, you shall assume the command of my army." "But, father!" "I'm the generalissimo." "You'll focus on goddamn politics!" "San..." "Help your brothers..." "Father!" "No, not yet!" "What do you mean 'not yet'?" "After stroke hit you, it left you senile too?" "This is so frustrating." "We don't reap the benefits unless we send our main contingent." "Still no." "But, Tang wants us to come at once." "Stop playing with the stones and let's go to war." "If all our troops die fighting in the forefront, who will fight Tang?" "Why would we want to fight Tang?" "When the emperor promised us land after defeating Goggurye" "When politicians say they will it means they might." "When they say they might it means they won't." "If they give you a straight no, he is not even a politician." "Whatever!" "You do your politics in the rear." " We'll go by ourselves." " Let's do that." "Stop right there, Beop-min!" "If you don't listen to me..." "I'll kill myself." "You mean you 'might' kill yourself?" "Sniggering old monkey!" "It's so hard being king." "The Tang-Silla combined forces command" "Where is Silla's main contingent?" "We believe they're being held up by Gogguryeo troops." "With Gaesomun gone, now is the time to finish them off." "Will you stop whining?" "We just encircle them and not have war?" "We will." "We will!" "How?" "In order to fight a war, you gotta poke your enemy deep to estimate their power." "Allow us to give them a quick jab." "I'll be damned." "It's right in front of our nose." "What's that?" "Isn't that a crow's head?" "Did you see Gogguryeo soldiers?" "We'll end up becoming a crow's feast." "You'll jinx us by saying that." "Quiet down or they'll hear us!" "Your accent sound familiar." "Where are you from?" "I'm Musigi from Bosung." " I'm from Bulgyo." " No kidding!" "I'm from Kumsan." "Me, Jung-eup." " I'm from Gohung." " You mean Sorokdo?" "I'm from your neighboring village." "Good to meet you." "Cut out the greetings!" "After we all get killed and meet in the next world, will it still be 'good to see you'?" "Sit down!" "Look around!" "Everyone here is from Baekje." "They're going to have us all killed." "Don't be silly!" "We're all here to live." "I'm not happy with his tone." " So, you're all from Baekje?" " That's right." "We've got a mission for you." "What mission?" "We don't know anything." "There is one thing that any Baekje man is good at." "What would that be?" "You have a way with words." "What are they talking about?" " Way with words?" " What do they mean?" " Counting on you, Mundi." " Yes, sir." "Get your asses out of there!" "How many are there?" "A lot." "Are you scared?" "Scared, my ass!" "In 645, when Emperor Taizong came with his 300,000 troops" "Yeon Gaesomnun wiped them out clean." "Look!" "Do we have more troops than them?" "Nay." "What about supplies?" "Nay." " Then, are we better armed than them?" " Nope." "What have we got that's better than them?" "Nothing." "There is one thing." "What's that?" "Time." "War is a fight with time." "We make it through one month, we win." "That was General Yang's strategy." "That's a brilliant tactic" "Just one month away from first snow." "Hold that corner up higher." "Come on, boys!" "It's damn heavy." "We gotta arrive before dawn." "Where did they get a pot this big?" "Acorn again?" "Since general passed all we ever get is acorn." "I'm not even wishing for rice." "What happened to beans or millet?" "It's acorn yesterday, acorn today." "What are we, squirrels?" "Give it to me if you're not hungry." "Give it to me" "I couldn't go for 3 days." "My ass almost..." "What the...?" "What the heck is that?" "Isn't that a rice pot?" "I'll go check it out." "Hold on." "If you pull off this rice mission general will send you home." "If you fail, he shall have your heads." "General, my ass!" "What if get out and get killed?" "And, your accent is really annoying." "What's wrong with my accent?" "Let's see if the day has broken." "Rats!" "My fingers!" "Lift it up!" " Get them bastards!" " Kill them!" " Give it to me." " Hey!" "Hey!" "We're not armed!" "We come in peace." "Who the hell are you?" "Your and our country have always been friends." " So what?" " We're from Baekje." "You were dragged into this war, then?" "That's right." "Except for him." "You mother-fucking...!" "Back off!" "Watch carefully." "This is the rice mission." "How come your faces are all yellowish?" "All you ever eat is acorn, isn't it?" " That's just wrong!" " It's wrong." "In order to fight, you gotta eat well," " sleep well, - dump well and talk well." "That's right." "He has a point." "Do you know what this is?" "It's rice!" "Rice?" " What do they want?" " One, one, one, two, three, four!" "¢Ü It's rice!" "Rice!" "¢Ü That's right!" "It's rice!" "¢Ü It's not like we want to fight this war." "¢Ü We're dragged out here against our will." "¢Ü Keep like this, you'll end up dead." "¢Ü Come surrender and fill your stomach." "¢Ü" " That's right!" " It's rice!" "¢Ü" " That's right!" " It's rice!" "¢Ü Do you like war?" "Do you like a fight?" "Louder!" "¢Ü Do you like war or do you like a whore?" "¢Ü Don't want no war Don't want no fight" "¢Ü I want a lady cooking me rice." "¢Ü That's right!" "It's rice!" "¢Ü That's right!" "It's rice!" "¢Ü That's right!" "It's rice!" "¢Ü That's right. lt's rice!" "What are we, beggars?" "Hey, Gap-sun!" " Get your ass over here." " That's right!" "It's rice!" "Your enemy eating this rice is as many as 300,000." "Hey!" "That's some girl." "What'ya looking at?" "I'll gouge them eyeballs out, cock sucker!" "She's cute." "You're bragging about your numbers?" "Did you say 300,000?" "That's right, girlie." "I said 300,000." "I'll start taking away." " Take away what?" " What?" "From 300,000 take away 50,000 that moves rice bags and woods." " Sure..." " Then, what?" "Take away another 4,000 that shovel horse dung." "Then, what?" "Another 3,000 that put up and pack the tents." "Less another 10,000 that ran away on the way." "Another 10,000!" "40,000 pussies that will run off as soon as battle begins." "Another 10,000 who only love playing soldiers." " Another 10,000!" " 10,000!" "5,000 who only know how to do laundry." "Take away!" "Another 3,000 who only know how to repair armors." "That's another 3,000!" "10,000 who are only good for eating away supplies." "Take it away!" "Another 7,000 monkey faces that are uglier than me." "Who can possibly be uglier than you?" "You're one ugly fuck-face." "20,000 sick and bedridden from mosquito bites." "Take it away!" "Take it away!" "Another 3,000 looking after the sick ones." "Take it away!" "Take it away!" "Don't you get it?" "What are you talking about, bitch?" "Look behind you, morons!" " What's she talking about?" " Behind us?" "That bitch!" "Good job, Gap-sun!" "That's just great!" "Rice, rice, rice!" "What a way to start a battle!" "Rice, huh?" "Is this how Silla fights war?" "Kim ln-mun!" "Yes, sir." "If Silla keeps acting like this, you won't the promised land even if we win." "Tell them we're fighting in the forefront tomorrow." "What will you do?" "Teach them a lesson." "Thingy." "We'll be fighting at the forefront tomorrow." "We're dead meat." "You want to live?" "Did you want to be here?" "We're all dragged out here." "You wanna know the secret of getting out alive?" "Is there a such thing?" "We're all gonna die." "I'm telling you there is." "Year 660, General Gyebaek and his 5,000 men." "You heard about them?" "That the entire troop got killed to the last man?" "It's widely believed that they got wiped out in the battle." "But, one person survived." "You know who that is?" "Who was that?" "Good lord!" "It was you?" "That was you?" "I'll tell you the secrets." "Listen carefully." "Rule 1, never ever try to stand out." "Do that in the battlefield, you're guaranteed to be killed." "I see." "Rule 2," "Stay close to the ground as much as possible." "Even when you take a leak, do it like a girl." "That's a little..." "You find it funny?" "Your life depends on it." "You'll die laughing." "Rule 3, it's the most important one." "What is it?" "It's all about being in the right line." "I heard from my uncle..." "I told you not to stand out." "Being in the army is all about standing in the right line." "Take the wrong line and you're dead." "Got it?" "Make your mark in the battle and go home a hero, morons!" "See that?" "That's standing out." "Same as getting himself killed." "Get himself killed..." "Shut up and go to sleep!" "Who are you throwing your dirty shoe at?" "I'll kill you, big mouth!" "I'm going to sleep, asshole!" "Let's get some sleep." "We have a battle to fight." "Pretentious bastard..." "Get the secret weapon into position." "It's not the time yet." "We gotta show them the power of our weapon, if we're to- bring Tang to the table." "I have the wartime command." "Go do your politics!" "What if we are defeated?" "Will you take the responsibility?" "I'll wipe them out clean." "We'll see about that." "Son of a bitch!" "Remember what i said yesterday." "Okay?" "Silla must become the spearhead." "That's the only way Gugoryo will be ours." "Hear, hear!" "If we defeat Gogguryeo, we'll live in peace in a warless world." "Got that?" "Silla!" "Charge!" "This way!" "Stay close to me" "Keep your heads down!" "Sit down!" "Gun carriages to the position!" " Gun carriages" " To the position!" "Go that way!" "Keep your shields up." "One, two!" "One, two!" "Charge!" "You, bastards!" "Let go of this!" "Don't be afraid!" "Charge!" "Prepare attack!" " Prepare attack!" " Prepare attack!" "What the hell?" "What the hell is going on?" "One, two!" " Release them!" " Release!" "Endure!" "Be a man!" "Check out that corner!" "There, with honey." " We got penetrated!" " Catch it!" "Where are you going?" "Where are you going in the middle of the battle?" "Where you think you're going?" "Let go of my leg!" "We're being attacked by bees." "I got stung 7 times on the mouth." "Good for you!" "Let go of me!" "Retreat!" "Retreat!" "If your number is 300,000 we're 10 million, turds!" "Long live, Gogguryeo!" "Long live, General Namgun!" "Long live, Gogguryeo!" "Long live, General Namgun!" "Long live, Gogguryeo!" "Long live, General Geon!" "Long live, Gogguryeo!" "Long live, General Geon!" "Let the punishment begin for those Silla soldiers who ran before the retreat order." "One man tries to run, the entire squad will be executed." "Execute!" "Bro!" "Thingy!" " Don't come to me." " It's me, man!" "Go away!" "Get away from me!" "I did exactly as you told me." "Save me, please!" "Musigi!" "Get away from me!" "You're getting us all killed." "What the fuck do you want me to do?" "Thingy!" "Musigi!" "Snap out of it, all of you!" "You wanna die?" "Musigi!" "Stop!" "If Silla's main contingent doesn't arrive in 3 days," "We'll execute a second attack with the Silla army in the forefront." "At this rate, we might win this war." "Our army is in such high spirits." " You have nothing to worry about." " Hear, hear!" "Having a ball, are we?" "Welcome." "The war is not over." "Let's get the negotiations done before Silla's contingent arrives." "But, generalissimo, we're on the winning streak." "If we're losing, will they come to the table?" "Negotiation means surrender." "You don't deserve to be called generalissimo." " I'll cut throat." " Brother!" "Leave yourself out of this." "War or negotiation?" "What do you say, King?" "Calm down, gentlemen." "When did i ever make any decisions?" "Decide between yourselves." "Fine." "Let's do this our way." "Brothers, please!" "What's wrong with you?" "The rest of you, make your decisions, too." "Think carefully!" "If we don't negotiate now, Gogguryeo shall fall." "I'm Yeon Gaesomun's legitimate heir!" "You don't deserve it." "Arrest him!" "Being a big brother and king, you stay in the comfort of home and make me do all the work." "Our entire troop is about to be killed." "You're sitting here gracefully in your comfy chair!" "Come to pyeongyang castle in 3 days no matter what." "Why are you shouting at me?" "The Chinese will kill all our men if you don't show." "Grand General told me not to go." "You're fucking unbelievable." "Grand General is no king!" "Maybe he should be!" "My head..." " Are you...?" " Is that you, ln-mun?" "Grand General!" "This is treason against the Emperor." "Have you had dinner?" "You care about dinner when we're all about to be killed?" "Why else are we fighting for?" "Excuse me?" "Living like a cow is no living at all." "Living like a chicken is no living either." "Gae..." "When Gaesomun died, Gogguryeo was finished with him." "Now it's war between Silla and Tang." "What nonsense is that?" "I'm not going to pyeongyang without the main contingent." "Bastard!" "Great!" "ln-mun, keep your ass nailed to the ground." " Pum-il!" " What..." "Let's go to pyeongyang you and me." "Really?" "Your Highness!" "Never ever dispatch the main camp until I say so." "Grand General!" "Never ever die on me until I come." "How come nothing but fart comes out?" "It'll be out when it's ready." "After what happened to our brothers, even if I push hard, nothing." "Push hard but..." "If nothing comes out, move your ass." "You have to dump with us, too?" "You dump well after beating a man to death." "What?" "You would've been killed by Tang troops, if it wasn't for me." "This dog tag belonged to Musigi." "Listen to me carefully, all of you taking a dump." "If you try to run again, I'll kill you with my own hands." "Fuck you!" "Son of a bitch!" "You fucking psycho!" "Somebody take him." "Grand General!" "What took you so long?" "Silence!" "Get out of my way." "I, the Grand General of Silla army and King's counselor" "Reports to the Commander in chief of the Allied army, Yi Jeok." "Give it to me." "Here, sir." "150,000 troops of Silla's main contingent left the capital 2 months ago and arrived in Seoul last month." "As of August 21, the main contingent of Silla is fighting to protect the precious supplies from the attack of the Gogguryeo troops." "We shall fulfill the order... to arrive in pyeongyang in 3 days..." " Grand General!" " I'm fine." "Apologies, Commander in chief." "In order to abide by your order" "I came with a division of 20,000 of our best men... 20,000?" "ls that a joke?" "And, 5,000 bags of rice." "Please accept it." "End of the report." "Allegiance!" "I made it clear to the Silla King to bring the main contingent in person." "Good gracious..." "Dear me..." "Mama!" "Mama!" "Grand General!" "You..." "Kim Yu-sin." "This can't be happening." "I'll die of back pain before I start the battle." "Are you out of your mind?" "You can get up now." "You alright, sir?" "Let's take a seat." "I thought I would never see your face again." "Now that Grand General is here, we'll live." "I'm sorry but we're all gonna die out here." " Die?" " Look!" "If 50,000 of our men die out here, 200,000 Tang soldiers will be lost" "What are you talking about?" "It's our strategy is to work hand in hand with Gogguryeo to cause as much damage to the Tang army as possible." "Work with Gogguryeo?" "Not with Tang?" "Bring over some rice bags." "What for?" "Let's get working with Gaesomun's sons." "I wish that moon was a bowl of rice." "Even that moon looks like an acorn to me." "I could kill for a bowl of rice..." " What's that?" " What the...?" "Those fell out of the sky?" "I heard Kim Yu-sin arrived." "Are they bragging us about their supply?" "Make sense of the words." "Let's try with the order of age." "From youngest to oldest." "Move it!" "Geom." "Chul." "Lae." "Jeon." "Han." "Pung." "Bul." "Chi." "Before the metal comes out, no cold wind blows." "Come on, Namsan boy..." "Rearrange the characters!" "What now?" "Order of height?" "This time, in the order of heights." "Shortest to tallest!" "Roughly." "Now, interpret it." "Chui." "Jeon." "Han." "Pung." "Geum." "Bul." "Chul." "Lae." "Before cold wind blows, no metal comes out?" "So, if cold wind blows metal comes out..." "A forge?" "Han." "Pung." "Chui." "Jeon." "Bul." "Chul." "Lae." "Kim." "Don't come out until cold wind blows, Kim Yu-sin." "Kim Yu-sin is trying to stop us from negotiating with Tang." "You ignorant dickhead!" "We should negotiate before it's too late." "You're still on about the damn negotiation?" "No one can stop it now." "I will." "Brother!" " Please, don't do that." " You crazy bastard!" " Fuck you!" " Bro!" "What the heck?" "Hey!" "How could you fight in sleep?" "Wake up, it's time for your shift." " I wasn't dozing off." " Well, i heard you snore." " Hwa-rang." " Gwan-chang." "You're late agian?" "Get some sleep now." "Grand General Kim is here." "That's right." "Kim Yu-sin represents Silla, and, Silla represents Kim." "You're talking about Kim Yu-sin?" "He is worse than Tang turds." "How dare you talk about the general that way?" "As if he's your buddy?" "When i was there at the 660 battle, I saw everything." "What did you see?" "You know who Gwan-chang was?" "Kim's nephew and son-in-law." "He killed his own son-in-law to raise his troops spirits." "Is that true?" "You'll all end up dead because of Kim, too." "What's he on about?" "There is another thing i saw." " You know what a pupa is?" " I do." "I saw your thingy when you fell in the poop pit and thought to myself" "What's a pupa doing in his crotch?" "It's different every time." " Pupa." " It's not true!" "Pupa." "They'll think you're telling the truth." "Pupa!" "Give me my sword." "What the fuck did you hug me for?" "It came from over there." " What is it?" " Grab the duck!" "Grab that goat!" "What's going on?" "Is this part of your plan, too?" "How dare you play us with food, Kim Yu-sin!" "Keep going!" "Do you have to waste these animals?" "We got rice from them." " That is that?" " Isn't that a cow?" "Catch the cow!" "You got so much rice?" "Dispatch the special force." "Isn't that their rice storage?" "Put out the fire!" "Save the supplies!" "Keep going!" "Hey!" "Will somebody stop that crazy bastard?" "Bro!" "Please stop!" " Get out of the way." " Brother!" "He doesn't deserve to be here." "Namgun, keep acting like this and it's the end for Gogguryeo." "It's the end for you!" "Namgun!" "What the heck is that?" "I, the Generalissimo of Gogguryeo..." "Is that you, Namseng?" "Look at you!" "I'm not talking to Silla monkeys." "I officially request political asylum" "To the Commander in chief of Allied Force." "You gotta talk to me." "It's me, Kim Yu-sin." "Kim Yu-sin," "What did you say about the cold wind blowing?" "I open my mouth and you're dead meat." "I grant you asylum." "Half of our supply was lost in the fire." "If we are to finish this war before winter arrives, we must press on." "We'll have a full-on attack in 2 days." "We mustn't rush this!" "Kim Yu-sin!" "It's an order." "Silla will fight at the forefront." "Good job, old man!" "We're doomed." "We'll get beaten to death by the Tangs if we step back, and get stung by bees if we go forward." "It's doing me heading, too." "I never had a situation like this." "What do we do if you don't know?" "Anyone who does a runner, I'lll kill him with my hands." "That mother fucker is going on again?" "Silla!" "Charge!" "Charge!" "I knew you'd do this again." "Advance!" "Go, assholes!" "Catapult unit to the position!" "Discharge!" " General!" " Wait." "One, two!" "Pull harder." "Hot!" "Hot!" "I'm on fire!" "You are one amazing mother fucker!" "I've had enough of...!" "You take the words out of my mouth." "Climb up now!" "If I go up and get killed, I'll rip your head off" "Can you do anything right?" "You almost got me fucking killed!" "Climb up like this." "I'm gonna kill you!" "Want a piece of me?" "Where am I?" "What the heck?" "I surrender!" "I'm from Baekje." "Tang!" "Charge!" " Now." " Fire!" " Fire!" " Here they are!" "Fire!" "What's that?" "Is that the secret weapon?" "How genius!" "Retreat!" "Wipe out the Sillla monkeys!" "Jump in!" "Move!" "Fall back!" "Retreat!" "Fucking bastard!" "We're falling back, alright?" "!" " Thanks, Mundi!" " Retreat!" "Bitch!" "No..." "I didn't mean to..." "You, son of...!" "I'll cut your throat." "Why didn't you tell us about the secret weapon?" "You never asked." "Forget about their weapon." "Let's wipe them out with a full-on attack." "No." "If we're to fight against Silla after this battle," "We gotta minimize our loss." "Remember our final goal is Silla." "Since you're doing this, let's do it right." "I can't. lf l do this I could never go back." "Make up your mind, mother-fucker." "I can't." "Just tell them what you saw and felt." "How did I end up like this?" "Go on." "Talk!" "I don't know when I'll die but I'll say what I gotta say." "Think about your home." "My name is Thingy from Baekje." "My homeland Baekje was done for by taking the wrong line." "Thingy was alive." "He is the man." "Take that sword off throat." "I've lived under the rule of King of Baekje and King of Silla." "But, they're all the same." "To put it crudely, which side wins has nothing to do us." "It might do officers some good but there nothing for us." " Nothing!" " That crazy buggar!" "Mundi, are you listening to me?" "Aren't you bored without me around?" "You joined this war to make some fortune." "What good is that if you die here?" "Treaturous bastard!" "Cut the crap this minute!" "If you want to go home alive, you gotta listen to me carefully." "Think about why we're fighting here without the King or the main contingent." "Just think about it!" "They're pretending to fight this war while saving their asses." "If you listen to Kim Yu-sin, you're good as dead." " If you want to live," " Busted." "do exactly the opposite of what Kim Yu-sin says." "What do we do now?" "Well, he's telling the truth." "It's because of him, our poor friend got beaten to death." "And I'll be gone, too." "What about my ma who is waiting for me at home?" "Ma!" "Ma!" "Ma..." "I still haven't reaped rice." "Ma..." "Gap-sun," "Look at that little mother-fucker." "Isn't it adorable?" "He looks like a laundry bat." "But inside, he is one of us." " Oi, you." "Thingy!" " Sir..." "From this moment, you're Gogguryeo's hero." "Drink up." "Go on." "There is nothing like a mother." "Do you want me to send you home?" "No, you can't." "If he returns, he'll be butchered by Silla monkeys." "You have a point." "What's your wish, then?" "If I have one, will you grant it?" "General never makes empty promises." "Will you really grant it?" "Spit it out." "I don't know if it's okay to say..." "That I want to get married." "Sure." "What'ya looking at?" "We'll see it happen." "Tomorrow." "I'll cut your throat." "When is the main contingent coming?" "Does it even exist?" "I'm sure it does." "Only that they don't want to be here." "Namseng," "You gotta make a careful judgment." "Whatever!" "I have an idea." "What is that?" "A good one." "What's the condition?" "Give me the control over Yo-dong and River Imjin." "When the war ends, south of the river will become Silla's." "There seems to be no room for negotiation." "What makes you think you can negotiate?" "You want to die?" "Kim Yu-sin," "Leave this room." "Leave." "Thingy must be so happy." "He's getting married." "Gap-sun must be so happy." "She's getting married." "Happy now?" "Brazen bastard!" "What's holding you back, Gap-sun?" "Get your ass over here." "Gap-sun must be so happy." "She's getting married." "She looks so fair." "Bride and groom, vow!" "Gap-sun, do a proper vow if you want to have lots of kids." "Baekje man Thingy came to war and got himself a Gogguryeo wife." " Hey, Thingy!" " Yes." "Gap-sun," "This is your fate." "Embrace it." "Gap-sun," "As a representative of Gogguryeo, we wish you'll love and cherish Thingy." "You're a lucky man, Thingy." "Let's win this war and find ourselves southern wives!" "End of cerem" "My dear," "Shall we...?" "Go to sleep." "But, it's our wedding night" "Go over there and sleep when I say nicely." "When are we going to do it then?" "In the morning?" "After we have crushed Tangs." "What if Gogguryeo loses?" "Then, we won't." "But, that's ridiculous." "That is that and..." "This is this." "I'm just as shy as you." "Honey..." "Don't push your luck." "Darling..." "Now that Thingy has crossed over," "I'm dead for sure." "I'll never make it home." "We're pulling out." "What are you talking about?" "What do mean what are you saying?" "War is over." " Let's go home." " We made it alive!" "We survived!" "What the hell is this about?" "Who said about withdrawal?" "It's an order from Tang's commander." "But, you're not a Tang soldier." "Why would you follow Tang's ord" "Aren't we supposed to do as Tang tells us?" "Shut your mouth!" "Withdraw now!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Our supply burned down and Silla army is no show." "How can we fight this war?" "The order came directly from the Commander in chief." "Withdraw now or die." "Burn your tent and get moving now!" "I'm not going anywhere." "I can't go." " I'm not moving a step." " Oh, yeah?" "Crazy bastard!" "I'm not finished..." "Watch those Silla monkeys run!" "They're pulling out." "Hey!" "Where are you going in the middle of war?" "Where are you going?" "The war is turning in our favor since Thingy arrived." "He's better than our secret weapon." " Dispatch the cavalry unit." " Yes, sir." "But brother, we won the war." "I'll make sure that they never consider coming back." "Stop." "I knew Tangs would do this!" "Where is Namseng, this sneaky bastard?" "Kill them!" "I knew he'd fall into this." "Namsan!" "Get up!" "Namgun!" " Retreat!" " Retreat!" "Bro!" "Are you sure you're Gaesomun's real blood?" "I'm his legitimate heir." "Get off my face." "Stop!" "Excute the next mission." "Just meet your end of the bargain." "Maybe we should've listened to Namseng." "What will happen to us now?" "Namgun will want to fight to death." "To death?" "Until we all die?" "What do we do?" " Just follow me." " Let go of my hand!" "Let's take this horse and run away." "We'll die here if we stay." "Go on your own if you must." "But, we're a married now." "We'll live together and die together." "Then, we shall die together." "You're incredibly stubborn." "Hear me out." "You saw Namgun get himself almost killed..." "Hey!" "At least, you got your mother to go home to." "I lost my whole family to savage Tangs." "I have no one to miss me." "My baby brother!" "Are you alright?" " Why did you call me out?" " Sure" "I made a deal with the Tangs." "They promised to give me Yo-dong to lmjin after this war." "You're bragging me about that?" "Do you want our country to fall and watch all our people die?" "Haven't you seen what humiliation Baekje went through" "After kneeling down to Tang?" "Humiliation?" "I'll take it all!" "We'll gain enough power and return the favor." "Namsan, open the gates for us day after tomorrow." "Brother!" "I'm not doing this to save my ass alone." "Namsan, you're the only person who can do this." "This is the only way you and I will live." "And, for Gogguryeo to live." "Promise me one thing." "Promise that you'll spare Namgun, if I open the gates." "I promise you in the name of our father." "Are you alright?" "Can you scratch my back?" "You got something to say to me?" "Don't worry." "A man's body can take injuries time to time." "Baby brother!" "Don't you worry about a thing." "The castle's gates will open tomorrow morning." "What?" "How?" "Why?" "I'm telling you they will." "How are we supposed to believe that?" "I'll bet my head on it." "I hereby issue command for tomorrow's battle." "Seol shall secure the secret weapon as soon as the gates open." "Yes, sir." "Kim Yu-sin shall siege and gain control of the castle." "Yes, sir." "Pillage shall be permitted to raise soldiers' morale." "Dismissed." "What did he say?" "The real war begins now." "No one shall pillage or hurt innocent people." "What about the soldiers' morale?" "We can't lose the hearts of Gogguryeo people." "Put together a commando unit." " Yes, sir." " What mission is this?" "You, get the main contingent to come at once." "Yes, sir." "Let's fight a proper war." "Dalgu from Meri Poseong." "I guess I'm in." "A patriotic man." "Where are you from?" "Do we really get 10 patches of land if we become commandos?" "You think General Kim would play jokes with you?" "I'm Soedol from Silla." "Okay, Soedol." "What if I don't make it back?" "Your father will get it." "Let's have some trust here." "Couldn't you think of it like that?" "Hey, Mundi." "Are you volunteering, too?" "What?" "This is a suicide mission, isn't it?" "So you're not going, then?" "Not like this, no." "Who will look after my family, after I'm dead?" "What's your point?" "If you're not up for it, just say no instead of giving me a scary look." "Listen to me, y'all!" "I have nine older sisters." "After decades of war, they all became widows." "It means they're my responsibility now." "You must have someone to look after at home like me." " He's right." " Hear, hear!" "Y'all," "Think your lives are worth only 10 patches of land?" " No!" " No way!" "Don't even think about volunteering under this condition." "He's right." "Like that, Mundi messed it up." "So what?" "Commando plan blew off." "It's not going to happen with 10 patches of land." "After the war, high-ranking officers will get lots of stuff." "Watch your mouth!" "Kill me!" "Why are you doing this?" "We gotta make something of this opportunity, too." " Isn't that right?" " He's right." "What do you propose?" "20 patches per person." " That's right." " He's good." "Fine!" "I'll guarantee 30 patches per person." " Did you hear that?" " 30 patches!" "And..." "What else?" "Exemption from military service." "After Gogguryeo falls, there'll be no war." "Who will be doing?" "Anyone believes him?" " Who believes him?" " No way." "Fine!" "I'll extend exemption to cover your sons." "Grand General, have you lost your mind?" "We're all gonna die here anyway." "Give them what they want." "Your mission is to infiltrate the castle and prevent them from opening the gates." "What?" "Preventing?" "Not opening?" "Come with me." "See you tomorrow." "Let's get going." "Do I look like a Gogguryeo solider?" "Quiet!" "Get your ass in there." "In you go." "Your stomach's rumbling?" "You just had a big bowl of acorn." "How can you put on so much weight from eating just acorn?" "Don't get sulky over nothing." "Who's there?" "Why are you coming from over there?" "Why not?" "What's going on?" "We never dispatched a commando unit." " Isn't that true?" " That's right." "We got commando units, too!" "Wait." "Hey!" "Cheeky bastard." "Sword!" "My dear." "I won't get you go anywhere without putting that on." "My dear." "Stop calling me that." "Tang troops, to the forefront!" "Tang, advance!" "Commander in chief." "Silla shall become the spearhead." "No." "You don't trust us?" "I don't." " You heard him." "Stay in the rear." " Yes, sir." "Year 645, when Tang army attacked us with 400,000 troops, my father put an arrow into Tang Emperor Yi Shimin's left eye." " The dying emperor's last words were" " Looks good on you." "never to go to war with Gogguryeo." "But now, in 668" "The damn Chinese are attacking us again." "What should we do about it?" "What do mean what do we do?" "Of course, we should crush them!" "That's right." "One of us will go down." "Crush!" " Crush!" " Crush!" "Crush!" "Crush!" "Shield unit, advance 100 steps." "Then they be within the range of the secret weapon." "To take control of the secret weapon immediately, we must be as close as possible to the gates." "Shield unit, advance 100 steps!" "Entire army, in position!" "Why don't you stay in the rear?" "Leave yourself out of this." "The gates will open, right?" "You're sure abou that?" "Right?" "I'm telling you they will!" "Heum-sun, it's all in your hands now." "Fine." " Gun carriages to the position." " Fire!" "Load the guns." "Fire!" "Hurry up and load the guns!" "Honey!" "Are you alright?" "Hey!" "What are you doing there?" "Come and give us hand with this." "Come on." "Come quick!" "Move your asses." "We'll live if we walk out?" "Namseng gave his words." "Then, shouldn't we open the gates before they barge in from outside?" "Namgun will never allow that." "Namsan, you must do the job." "You are the only person who can do that." "Honey, bring some more." "Did you call me honey?" "I'll be right back." "Damn, it's heavy!" "The gates are open." "Charge!" "Launch an all-out attack!" "Attack!" "Now!" "Bring it on!" "Come like a pack of dogs." "I'll crush your skulls." "Move." "Quick!" " Open the gates." " Why, Your Highness?" "It's King's order." "Open the gates now!" "Not without the command of Namgun, sir." "How dare you draw a sword to king's face?" "General Namgun!" "General!" "What the hell?" "You want to get us killed?" "No!" "I want to live." "I want to live!" "I'm the goddamn king!" "Shouldn't you listen to me once, at least?" " Open the gates now!" " Fuck!" "Let's go." "Who voluntarily opens gates during a battle?" "Get the hell out of the way!" " Stop them." " Attack!" "What are you doing, little brother?" "This is the only way Gogguryeo will live." "Open up!" "Namsan..." "Hold off just a little longer." "Hold off!" "Can't believe you trust Saeng's words." "Who do I trust then?" "If not my own brother." "Brother?" "He is a goddamn traitor." "But, you banished him." "Commander in chief!" "1st regiment is annihilated." " What the hell?" " Well..." "You, son of a bitch!" "Namsan!" "2nd regiment, full-on attack!" " Shouldn't we strike, too?" " Not yet." "Let's get out of here." "You can't go." " Clear the way." " No!" "The gates are open" "Now is the time." "Destroy the secret weapon." "We can't let Tang have it." "Silla, full-on attack!" "Charge!" "Is this how you want to live?" "Then, do it." "Get down to the ground!" "Everyone!" "I opened the gates." "Generalissimo." "I trusted you, Namseng!" "Let's get go inside." "The gates are open" "Let's go now." "Destroy it completely!" "We cant' let Tang have it." "Burn it!" "Now!" "Tear it down." "Down to the ground!" "Kill Silla soldiers, too." "Fucking bastards, I'm from Silla!" " Mundi?" " Thingy?" "Gogguryeo?" "You were alive." "You have an amazing luck." "Honey!" "My dear." "Abai!" "Abai!" "Eul-sik!" "Eul-sik!" "Hey, I'm on your side." "Are you sure we're fighting Tang troops?" "I'm not sure." "Let's get out here alive!" "Don't push me, turd!" "Look at me!" "Fall back, darling!" "To the back!" "Stop that." "What happened to you?" "Didn't I tell you to listen to your big brother?" "Kneel down to Tang and live in shame for 1,000 years." "Could you face father again?" "Don't pull it out!" "Don't." "I may die but Gogguryeo will never die!" "General!" "Grand General!" "Grand General." "Grand General, what took you so long?" "I'm a Silla troop, right?" "Please tell them." "Arrest Kim Yu-sin and Silla commanders." "What did you say?" "Arrest them." "Arrest Namseng, too!" "Why are you doing this?" "We opend the gates because we believed in you." "You, sons of bitches!" "How could you do this to me?" "Didn't you promise me the land if I opened the gates?" "Why are you turning your back on me?" "Shut your mouth." "You should have opened them in time!" "Kim Yu-sin," "You sent out commandos to stop them from opening the gates." "I did." "You destroyed Gogguryeo's secret weapon." "I did that, too." "Kim Yu-sin and Silla commanders caused colossal damage to Tang's army and shall thereby be executed summarily." "Yu-sin." "By appointing a governer in pyeongyang castle," "Gogguryeo..." "Shall be..." "Directly governed by Tang." "They're here." "King arrived." "Here they are." "Clear the way." "Make way" "You arrive only after the war is over?" "Get down on your knees, too." "Who's barking?" "We're 150,000 troops." "How many of you left, Tang?" "You want to put up a proper fight?" "You..." "Are you declaring war on Emperor's army?" "Boys, get ready for a battle." "Entire army, get in position for battle!" "Ready for battle!" "Come on." "Draw your sword." "Now, we're fighting Tang?" "No!" "Let go!" "We're not fighting!" "We can't." "Fight among yourselves, if you must." "Let's get out of here, honey." "Let go." "Let's die out here together." "Will you listen to me?" "Die?" "For what!" "We gotta live together!" "Live well." "I..." "You know..." "You know how I feel!" "I know exactly how you feel." "Your family got killed by Tangs." "There is no one waiting for you at home." "But you have me now." "What good is killing a few Tang men?" "They were dragged into this war just like us." "So, let them fight their war all they want." "Come with me." "I'll be good to you." "I'll be good to you till the day you die." "We're a married couple." "That's enough." "Just let them go." "What are we doing in the middle of war?" "This is embarrassing." "Go!" "Didn't you hear me?" "Go, now or I'll kill you." "Get out of the way." "Why are you crying?" "You're embarrassing me." "Let's get out of here." "Make way." "Let them through." "Let them go." "Farewell." "You went through a lot fighting a battle in a foreign soil." "On the one condition, you leave everything you took from this land" "And, walk all the way home." "Shit!" "As promised by your emperor, south of the river belong to Silla now, right?" "I'll never forget the humiliation I suffered today." "Your Highness." "Let's leave ln-mun to tidy things up here." "Let's get going." "How come I get to do the dirty dishes?" "Wait up!" "I'm going, too." "Come on!" "Let's get going." "Grand General!" "Aren't going to fight Tang?" "What for?" "Aren't you tired of fighting?" "They're out-numbered." "Let's crush them." "Didn't you get exemption?" "You know how many people I have on my shoulders?" "30 patches of land won't nearly be enough." "Look!" "The best way to win a war is by not fighting it." "You, wretch!" "I'll die on the way." "We're almost there, ma." "How are we going to live deep in this mountain?" "Here, there is no Gogguryeo, Baekje nor Silla," "No kings nor generals." "Nothing!" "We can live with no worries." "Only that I would die before I ever make it." "We're almost there, ma" "My dear!" "Hello, darling!" "Darling." "Baby!" "You see her, ma?" "Honey, this my ma." "I'm not here to see you." "I came to see my grandson." "Ma!" "Mother." "You saw him." "Now you can go." "What's wrong with you two?" "Sit down and have a chat." "I'll make dinner." "Talk things over between you." "Stop with the psychological warfare." "What is this, a war between mother and daughter?" "in-law?" "Whose side am I supposed to take?" "I just got out of war alive only to start another one?" "Leave me out of this!"