"The match for the double seat" "We welcome you to this classic that's just started." "This match is common on public transport." "That Stian is playing today." "It's all about Stian who's been swimming and is going to take the bus home." "And so he needs to get a double seat for himself all the way home." " And here we go, you guys!" " Now we'll watch here, then." "There are four vacant double seats." "Just take your pick Stian." " There's Stian Hermansen in place." " Our man is seated in the fifth row." "And here on a bus that's only half full." "This looks promising." "But actually here comes Chatting-Paul." "A name he has for good reason." "Chatting-Paul will look for someone to talk about special offers with." "Or his hip operation, not to mention his war days." " Do we have eye contact?" " Yes, this isn't good." "Stian dumps his bag on the seat." "And thus avoids giving it up." "And this with the help of a polyester bag cleanly placed down on the chair." "Brilliant by Stian." "Meanwhile this means that all two-seaters are occupied by at least one person." "And it makes it exciting as we reach the first stop: the mall." "There's no one here." "Will we win this by a walkover?" "No, no, no." "Here comes shopping-Hanne waddling along." "And she needs all the space she can get." "Being a child, Stian is in a vulnerable position here." "Hey, you." "Is it okay if I sit here?" "Going straight on the attack." "Is this seat free?" "!" "Listen to Stian Hermansen here now." "With two lines under the answer." "He goes with snoring." "Listen to Stian's uvula vibrate." " You can sit here." " He's given shopping-Hanne his seat." "Look at this beautifully performed snoring ploy." "He creates a superb opening here for snoring sounds, that's too much even for Shopping-Hanne." "I have to commend Stian here." "I think he did an amazing job." "Despite his young age and lack of experience." "Speaking of experience." "We have with us, Gerd Abrahamsen." "You have a lot of experience in this area." "What do you think about Stians effort today?" "I hope he gets someone to sit with." "It's all about getting the seat for himself." "What do you think about that possibility?" " I hope he gets someone to sit with." " Thank you, Gerd." "Now the bus is on the way into a new stop." "No one in the world dares to do anything about Stian." "He's beginning to smell victory." "Absolutely." "Here we have a snoring winner in solitary majesty in the lead." "Now you can enjoy the ride, Stian, all the way home." "You have a double seat all to yourself." "But there's Sara. there indeed is Sara." "This I don't really understand." " He missed an opportunity here." " This was exceptionally surprising." "Looking at these pictures." "It's an elegant boarding." "Very nice boarding of the bus." "Green, yes." "But can I go hiking with it?" "I see in my papers that Stian is a tiny bit in love with Sara." "So it would have been better if he could share a seat with her." "I wonder if we have a completely new game with a new goal." "For Sara on the bus changes everything, and from now on it's all about... getting over to Sara and sitting there in her double seat." "Here he is in the aisle." "Will he dare to ask to sit down?" "What's going on here now?" "I wonder if we have a boy who's simply paralyzed by beauty." "Stian Hermansen, you can't remain this way forever." "But that's precisely what's happening!" "There goes Sara's spare seat." "This is devastating for Stian Hermansen." " We want to see the action replay, producer." " Do we have to?" "I don't know if I can bear it." "The possibility disappears as quickly as it appeared." "He can't do anything but admit that it's over here." "What makes this so bad, is that everything could have been so different, had he not slept so as to be repellent as he did earlier." "So here we are, all alone in a double seat." "In that sense, he got what he wanted, but still feels like a loser." "Yes, it's best to sit together." "Yes... that's it." "That's really all there is." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2015)"