"# You can make the pathway bright #" "# Fill the soul with heaven's light # # lf there's sunshine in your heart #" "# Turning darkness into day #" "# As the shadows fly away # # lf there's sunshine in your heart today # # lf there's sunshine in your heart #" "# You can send the shining ray #" "# That will turn the night to day #" "# And your cares will all depart # # lf there's sunshine in your heart today # #" "Home teaching." "What is it?" "Home teaching." "What is it?" "is it a form of reactivation and support for fellow church members?" "is it... simply a program, established by the church shortly after the church was organized?" "Or is it... in the words of Bruce R. McOonkie..." ""A way for us to watch over the saints and strengthen us"?" "Brethren, this isn't a new concept." "Home teaching is an institution that is vital to the brotherhood and sisterhood of the members of this church." "So, brethren, on that note, let's each and every one of us get out there this month." "And let's do our home teaching." "President Mason, turn the time back over to you." "Thanks, Joel." "Brethren, I recall my first experience in home teaching." "I was a young Aaronic priesthood holder growing up in a small town in southern Idaho." "Dad was my home teaching companion." "We were to visit Sister Tuttle, a young widow with 1 7 children." "It was during the Oarter administration, and back then, gasoline was in short supply." "I remember asking Dad if we'd have enough gasoline to make the long Journey to Sister Tuttle's farm." "Dad said, "Son, we're home teaching." "It'll be okay."" "And it was." "It was there, on the dusty roads in southern Idaho, that I learned, despite facing fear and opposition, home teaching must be 1 00%%%." "So, Brethren, I encourage you, get out there and be 1 00%%% home teachers." "Okay, can we get a volunteer for the closing prayer?" "The new guy, Brother Parker." "Thanks." "Ivoice slowed down) O Gracious Oounselor, we come before thee not so much..." "Iwhispering) What is going on?" "We're so grateful, and we give thee thanks." "Um..." "And furthermore... please bless those of us who are not so grateful." "And furthermore" "Amen!" "Imuttering)" "Oh, man!" "Oh, Jordan, show your dad your picture of the Prophets." "Yeah, she's a natural." "All right, honey, let's find Jo." "Find Jo." "Take your sister to the car, please." "Oan I pull it around?" "Just get your seat belts on." "These are really good, so make sure you eat 'em in your cars." "Hey!" "But I didn't get one!" "Have a tic-tac." "All right, sisters... I want each and every one of you to close your eyes... and think of" "Daddy, you're making me have to pee!" "Oh, looked great, ladies." "We got exits here and here." "You don't wanna--Hey." "Good lesson." "Yeah, you could've waited." "I did." "In the hallway?" "Babe, I needed a cry." "Come on." "Ooh, nice timing." "You let her drive?" "Honey, they had their seat belts on." "So, that's a little loud, don't ya think?" "Brother Blazer!" "Just keep it revved." "Hey, Brother." "Nelson Parker." "I Just moved in." "Wonderful." "Welcome." "I think you'll like it here." "Well, see you around." "Whoa, whoa." "Tried to catch up with you after Priesthood, but you kinda disappeared." "Yeah, we're kind of in a hurry." "Well, briefly, I'm your new home teaching companion." "Well, good for you." "President Mason Just gave me our list of families." "Thought we could get together and set some appointments up." "Absolutely." "You know, we gotta go, but do what you gotta do-- set 'em up, give me a call." "And, hey, great having' you with us." "See ya." "Hey, hey!" "(Greg) Sorry, she's only 1 1 !" "Halleluiah." "Oome on, go get your clothes changed." "(announcer) ...Sunday afternoon football." "The Vikings have elected to receive." "Very excited about that." "Yes!" "Only missed the coin toss." "beep!" "Ooh, looks good, ladies." "Okay, will you please bless the food, Jani?" "Dad didn't bless his." "I know!" "If he doesn't bless it, is he gonna get sick?" "No, Daddy's not going to get sick." "So, why bother?" "Because we also give thanks, ladies." "And there's a timeout." "Go ahead, Jani." "Quick one." "(announcer) On the first play from scrimmage." "Looks like Jackson takes it." "He's round the back." "He's gonna pass for the first down." "Dumps it over to Donovan." "Donovan runs..." "Oh, that's my boy right there." "Iphone ringing)" "Oh, come on!" "Oh, for cryin' out" "Iphone ringing)" "Greg?" "Oh, great!" "Oh!" "Iphone ringing)" "Where's the flag, ref?" "Hello?" "Hi, Sister Blazer?" "Uh-Huh." "is your husband there?" "Yep, Just one second." "Greg, telephone." "Take a message, babe." "Greg!" "Yeah?" "Brother Blazer, it's Brother Parker." "Brother Parker..." "Yeah, Nelson Parker, from the ward." "We're home teaching companions." "We Just met." "Oh, yeah." "Hey, I Just spoke with the Mori family." "They said that we could meet with them." "Yeah, sure, whenever." "Just lemme know when." "1 5 minutes." "What?" "!" "I hope that's okay." "I thought we were shootin' for next month." "Yeah, but it's still this month." "This is the last day this month." "Exactly." "Now, don't ruin the honeymoon, baby." "I was thinkin' we could start fresh next month." "You know, kinda warm into it?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "It's still this month." "All right?" "And you said to do whatever I needed to do, and then give you a quick call." "Right." "Um...see, we Just sat down." "Look, we can be done with our entire list of families in an hour and a half, two hours tops." "That gives us a half hour per family, with a little room for The Spirit." "We can knock out our entire list of families this month in one single shot." "Yeah, like I said, we Just sat down." "We're right in the middle of-- Idoorbell ringing)" "Oh, and there's the door!" "Oh, it's more than likely family, I'm sure of it." "Wow, what a madhouse." "Gimme a call next month." "Set 'em up whenever you want." "Except for Sundays." "Sundays are bad." "Family comin' over-- kind of like now." "And Mondays, Mondays are horrible too." "I would discourage Monday nights as well." "Family Home Evening." "Yeah, that too." "Uh, listen, I gotta go." "Somebody's here." "Oh, hi, Grandma!" "Grandma, it's on the left." "Old people." "Gotta tell 'em where the bathroom is every time." "Ilaughs)" "So, what a surprise." "Icheering from television)" "First down and ten from the 44." "And Johnson takes it back." "He's swiveling' left." "He's goin' to the left." "He can't get out, he Just runs right out of bounds." "That was a--That was unfortunate, Al, because it's gonna be second down and 1 2." "So, what are you gonna do?" "Tell him you're not going so you can stay and watch the game?" "Oould you tell him?" "No!" "Oh, man!" "Fake an injury." "Ooh, that's not bad." "No!" "Works for me in P.E." "Thanks, Jo." "Oan you finish eating, please?" "You could be in labor." "Greg, I'm not pregnant." "Yeah, but he doesn't know that." "The extra point's... good?" "So not funny." "(announcer) Do not touch that dial." "I'm talking to you." "Do not even touch that dial." "Isighs) You're gonna go out there, and you're gonna go home teaching with him." "But I don't want to." "It's the last day of the month." "Greg, think of the blessings!" "Honey, the scriptures are very clear that if you do something without real intent, it profits you nothing." "So, I might as well not go and not get blessed anyway." "He's got a point." "Thanks, Josie." "Listen... you said you want to have another baby, right?" "You go" "Promise me you won't come back until you're finished." "It could take all night." "It won't!" "Better not." "Okay, got Grandma all fixed up." "Let's roll." "Okay." "You wanna change first?" "Maybe a tie." "Yeah." "Been in this all day." "Oh, by the way, I grabbed your Ensign." "Oh, by the way, I grabbed your Ensign." "My subscription hasn't been forwarded yet." "Uh-huh." "I know we haven't had a chance to look at this together, so we're Just gonna kinda have to wing it." "Okay." "Whoa, whoa." "I'm not worried, though." "I saw you readin' it in Priesthood." "Oh, no!" "How did that happen?" "Ooh, that could keep us from goin'." "Now, don't fret." "This, uh, will probably set us back maybe 1 5 minutes or so." "Why don't you time me?" "1 8 minutes, 41 seconds." "Really fast." "You know, frankly, I don't remember lug nuts ever bein' that tight." "Yeah." "Look, I'm a mess." "is there any way we can do this some other time?" "No, no." "Our appointments are set." "Our families are expecting us." "(Josie, echoing) Fake an injury." "Works for me." "Oh!" "What happened?" "Oh ho-ho!" "Oh, I've fallen!" "Oh!" "Oh, my leg!" "Oh, so clumsy." "I've ruined everything." "I'm Just gonna go inside." "It's cool, go on." "Do it without me." "You okay?" "No, no, I got it." "Oh, the pain!" "I'm dying!" "My ankle!" "I mean, my leg!" "And my leg." "INelson humming)" "Ibeeps horn)" "beep beep" "Isighs)" "Oh, would you mind not tappin' your foot on the dash?" "Thanks." "My mother-in-law's car." "She's been pretty ornery with me lately, and, uh, she'll be upset enough as it is, with the tire and all." "All right." "So, how long have you been in the ward?" "Uh, about five." "Alrighty." "I Just got transferred from Waco." "Texas." "I'm the new regional manager for Speaking Scriptures." "From Waco." "How ironic." "Oh, hold it right there!" "I've heard 'em all." "So, what'd you say your business was?" "Well, we do the scriptures on compact disc." "Inarrator) And Shem begat Athia..." "With over 200 in the collection, oh, they really bring the scriptures to life." "Jehosaphat begat Roboam," "Roboam begat Athia," "Athia begat Asa..." "You know, with a minimum obligation upfront of 50 ODs and then one OD every other month for, like, the rest of your life." "That's a pretty great deal." "Iwith narrator) Jeziel begat Jehosaphat." "Jehosaphat begat Aria." "Aria begat David." "(narrator) Aria begat David." "David beget Gorgonzola..." "Okay, we're gonna need to skip over the opening song," "Okay, we're gonna need to skip over the opening song, because we need to be at the Terrys' by 1 :00." "What?" "We're doin' this again?" "We've got three families." "I thought I mentioned that." "Ah, you must've been helpin' Grandma at the time." "What do you know about these guys?" "Who?" "The Moris." "They're in the ward." "Do you know Pat?" "Yes." "I think she used to visit teach my wife." "Pat's the husband." "Right." "Smells delightful." "Thank you." "We have family coming for dinner." "Oh, that's nice." "You know, Greg had his grandma over before we came." "So, how are the Moris?" "Well, um, it's been kinda tough." "Me bein' out of work and all." "Oh, really?" "Oorporate layoffs." "Huh." "Brother Blazer, did you know that Brother Mori was lookin' for work?" "What?" "Pat's looking for work." "Yeah, I heard that, or..." "I've heard that or somethin'." "Yeah, it's gotta be rough, Pete." "Be strong, though, man." "Got a bathroom I can catch?" "Uh, yeah." "Upstairs, end of the hall." "Great." "So..." "Hardwood floors throughout the entire house?" "(announcer) Welcome back to Viking Stadium." "We're here with about four seconds left in the first quarter." "The Vikings are gonna take this last play and see what they can do with it before heading off into the second quarter." "Quarterback takes the snap, feeds the running back." "Oh, he's getting chased all over the place." "Now he's goin' right." "He whips around and goes to his left." "And he scoop-it passes it over to Johnson." "Oh, Johnson's gonna take it-- Go, go!" "Ithumping) And with over 200 ODs in the collection, it's a pretty great deal." "In fact, how many of you kids know who Jehosaphat's father was?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Ipounding)" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Poor guy." "I've been there." "Wave!" "And here we go for the point-after attempt." "And it's--Oh!" "The holder takes it." "He's whippin' around right side" "Yes, yes, yes, yes!" "The Vikings go up by one point." "Oh, I don't believe it." "This is a great way to end a" "Itoilet flushing)" "Ihumming)" "Yeah!" "Ooh." "Ah!" "Shindigo begat Roboam." "Roboam begat Athia." "Athia begat Asa." "l--lt's a lot of fun when you really get into it." "Mm-hmm." "Bad gnome." "What the--?" "I was on a national clogging team for four years." "We toured the entire country on buses." "Buenos Tiempos." "Mm." "That's it?" "Um...yeah." "Say, do you kids have a favorite Primary song?" "Let's see..." "Oh, yeah." "Find the ocean." "Find Nemo." "# Give, said the little stream #" "# Give oh give #" "# Give oh give #" "# Give, said the little stream #" "# As it...mm mm # #" "You guys are great." "Good times." "rrroowweeoorr!" "Why is the cat wet?" "Iwhimpers)" "She probably Just stepped in her cat dish." "You have a nice house, by the way." "It's going to be hard to leave." "You're leaving?" "We plan on downsizing." "Oh, crap, that's hard." "I had to leave a wonderful place in Waco." "We've made a lot of improvements, so I think we've got some equity." "That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Greg." "That's how you're gonna beat 'em, baby." "Yeah." "Oh--Ow!" "You naughty, naughty gnome." "You, my friend, are a genius." "Ah!" "A football game?" "I didn't know the toilet would overflow." "Stupid gnomes." "How you doin'?" "Just leaving." "We're the home teachers." "Icrying)" "Get outta here!" "Just leaving." "Hey, man!" "Dang!" "Iweeping)" "Oh!" "A lousy football game." "Hey, watch it, pal." "I Just got attacked by an old lady and flushed down a toilet." "We didn't even get a chance to leave with a prayer." "Pete was praying." "Pat." "It's Pat!" "I don't even think we can count this as a visit." "Hey, we helped clean up a little bit and we scheduled the scouts to come patch the ceiling, so that's gotta count for somethin'." "Unbelievable!" "A wedding dress?" "Oh, for cry--lt's the only thing I could find." "What's the point anyway?" "They've been married for years." "That's it." "Thank goodness." "I'm sorry?" "Thank goodness that's it." "That's not it." "We're going to see the Terrys." "Oh, I'm not goin' to the Terrys'." "Yes, we are." "It's the last day of the month." "I don't care if it's the last day on the earth." "I'm wet, my back hurts, and I'm not happy about riding the log flume in there!" "If you think that we're finishing this month on a note like that, you are sorely mistaken." "So, what, you're kidnapping me?" "If you wanna call it that." "Kidnapping's a crime, by the way." "So, sue me." "This is not gonna look pretty." "Oh, gee, I'm... I'm sorry for getting upset back there." "So, you takin' me home?" "No." "But, I am gonna do you a favor." "It's pretty obvious your wife wanted you to come, am I right?" "You see, in my family, failure was not an option." "My dad was military." "Yeah?" "My dad was a workaholic and died on the farm." "So, in my house, it was "quit while you're ahead."" "Okay." "If you want me to take you home, I'll take you home." "I'll Just finish the rest on my own." "Just seemed like your wife really wanted you to come." "Icheering) I knew you'd keep your promise." "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Greg Blazer, you Just hit 1 00%%% on your home teaching" "A perfect month." "What will you do now?" "We're goin' to Lagoon!" "Icheers and applause)" "(narrator) Kadesh begat Bela." "Bela begat Abram." "So, do they know we're coming?" "Got the appointment set." "About three blocks from here." "Let's Just pop in, say hi, get out before we break somethin'." "You got it." "Mariah begat Zuzim." "Man, is there anything else we can listen to?" "This really blows." "Hey!" "Those are the scriptures you're talkin' about." "That is not the scriptures." "That's that guy." "Iimitating Ben Stein) "Begat Bueller." "Begat anyone."" "Okay, okay." "Fine, fine." "We'll listen to something else." "How about a little music?" "Sure." "# Hello hello... #" "Here we go." "Oh, this stuff really moves." "# Hello #" "# Hello hello #" "# Hello hello #" "# We welcome you tonight #" "# #" "# #" "Iknocking)" "Brother Terry!" "Nelson Parker." "Stupid gnome." "Brother Terry." "Good to be with you." "Yeah, thanks." "Isighs)" "So, how's everything goin'?" "Well, you know, what with the death and all." "Somebody died?" "Yeah, my sister-in-law's great grand-uncle." "We're so sorry to hear that." "Yeah, it's, uh-- lt's been devastating." "Well, the message for this month is" "Um, whoa." "Whoa." "Uh, look, I've already been home taught." "In my own ward." "We'll be on our way." "Just a minute, Just a minute." "Wh--What do you mean your own ward?" "I'm Disson." "This is my brother Donald's house." "I'm Just in for the weekend." "You know, when you guys called, I thought you were bringing over a casserole or something." "The memorial service is in Vernal." "On a Sunday?" "Well, I'm sure the old man had other plans." "We are not goin' to a funeral." "It's not a funeral, it's a memorial service." "And you said you'd go." "I said I'd go to their house, not Oolorado." "It's not Oolorado." "It's about that far." "Look, we have a responsibility to visit this family." "Especially in this, their time of need." "Oh, yeah, he seemed really shook up back there." "And I'm sure he appreciated you offering to buy takeout." "The core-family needs us." "That's, like, three hours-- Oh, man!" "We'll be Just fine." "We'll call Sister Schumann, let her know that we'll be visiting her a little bit later this evening." "We?" "You got a mouse in your pocket?" "This is it for me." "I'm already way beyond the call of duty." "I'm glad you're finally seeing' it that way." "I am proud of you." "# The world has need of willing men #" "# Who wear the worker's seal #" "# Oome help the good word move along #" "# And put your shoulder to the wheel... #" "Hey, pull off here." "There's a shortcut." "(Nelson) No, we're goin' straight." "Dude, I'm tellin' you, take a right--it's shorter." "No, we're goin'-- Take a right." "We're goin' straight." "# So put your shoulder to the wheel #" "# Put your shoulder to the wheel #" "# Push along #" "# Do your duty with a heart full of song #" "# We all have work, let no one shirk #" "# So put your shoulder to the wheel #" "# Put your shoulder to the wheel... #" "Hey, you mind pullin' into that station over there?" "Little ceiling tile's starting to chafe." "# Put your shoulder to the wheel #" "# Push along # #" "Hurry it up." "What do we have here, gentlemen?" "1 4-7, Vikings." "That's what I'm talkin' about." "Nachos." "Ihumming)" "Iexhaling)" "What the" "Oh, you've gotta be" "What took you so long?" "We're late as it is." "Oh, there was way more chafing than I thought." "Seriously, it's a good thing we stopped when we did." "Sprite?" "No, thank you." "Oome on." "Road food'll be good for the both of us." "Purchasing food on Sunday is breaking the Sabbath." "How about a companion-warming gift from me to you?" "Oome on, how can you say no to a gift?" "No, thank you." "You seriously need to lighten up." "You know what, it's not Fast Sunday, so it's there if you want it." "I'm not gonna drink it, so we might as well get rid of it." "Slippery path to Hell, neighbor." "Really?" "At least I'll know what it sounds like when I get there," "Brother Koresh." "Hey!" "Those are demos!" "Yeah, they need to be demo'd." "We need to go out and get that!" "Yeah, good luck with that." "Get it!" "Now." "Ooh, yeah, wow." "Shoulda blessed these babies before I ate 'em." "I need five." "splat!" "Iphone ringing)" "Hello?" "Honey." "Hi, sweetheart." "How's-- l need you to come get me." "Why?" "Where are you?" "I'm with a religious freak, and I'm about to be sacrificed." "Greg." "We're on our way to a funeral." "Bonnie's grand-uncle's?" "Honey, that's Just a memorial service." "Yeah, whatever." "I need you to come get me." "I think it's great that you're supporting the Terrys in their time of need." "Yeah, well, you know what?" "Earlier, I caught him putting something in my Gatorade." "Yeah." "Greg, this is good for you." "I really want you to follow through with this." "Don't be a virus, Melissa." "If you want to see your husband again alive, you'll come get me." "I'm serious." "Sweetheart" "Honey, he's collecting sticks for fire." "Oome get me." "I love you." "You're a wonderful example to the girls." "Say something comforting to the Terrys, okay?" "I love you." "Honey!" "Honey." "Ihangs up)" "Hello?" "Honey?" "Idial tone)" "Dang it." "The Rams Just scored." "Vikings got a long day ahead of 'em." "Yeah, I know what that's like." "Say a prayer for me, brothers." "Say a prayer for me, brothers." "Isolemn organ music)" "All right, quick in and out." "Nobody gets hurt." "Sounds good to me." "Just stay out of the bathroom." "# #" "Welcome, on this beautiful afternoon." "How can I be of service to you?" "Hi." "Someone's dead, and we've come from what felt like Florida." "As representatives of the "Ward Family"" "we've come to offer our support, our love, our devotion, our gratitude in this obvious time of need." "Got any Terrys in the house?" "Yes, we do." "They're gathered right over here." "Nice opener." "# #" "That's right." "He's gone." "Let's go." "Sister Terry?" "Oh, no." "She's my second cousin." "Bonnie?" "Yes?" "Hi, Sister Terry." "We're your home teachers." "Oh, thank you so much for coming." "You didn't need to come all this way." "No problem." "We are honored to be here." "Don, these are our new home teachers." "Hi." "Brother Nelson Parker." "Hi." "Greg." "New assignments, huh?" "Yeah." "Be a pleasant change to have somebody come around once in a while." "Yes." "Well, we won't keep you." "Okey-Dokey." "Here we are." "So..." "How've things been?" "Aside from this, of course." "We're doin' fine." "If it's okay, we'd like to leave you with a short message." "Okay, I guess." "Great." "First Presidency this month, the..." "Igasps)" "No!" "No." "Um, you know... the message this month is about life after death, which, of course, is very comforting in these trying times of need." "(Nelson) You know what?" "I've got the lesson this month, so I'll take it from here." "Brother Parker, I've got it." "He had our last family." "It's okay." "You Just, uh... (Nelson) give me the Ensign, please." "Brother Parker, I've got it." "Before you break something." "I've got it, dude." "Seriously." "You're very kind." "Thank you." "(Nelson) But I'd really like to have it right now." "No." "Just give it" "Give it to me." "Give it to me." "No!" "Would you excuse us for a minute?" "Isnickering)" "All wool?" "I'm guessing Mr. Mac." "Nice Job." "Man, I'm sensing another log flume." "is that a Sports lllustrated?" "Well, it's not the Tabernacle Ohoir with helmets." "Unbelievable!" "Shut up, chess club." "Work with me here." "Reach in there and get it." "Oan't reach it." "Go around the back and lean up in..." "Inervous laugh)" "Ah!" "That's a rose thorn." "I still can't reach it." "Just treat it like it's a touchdown pass or somethin'." "Stupid Jock." "Oh, no!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "No!" "Iplaying comedy music)" "Somebody help me!" "Help!" "Anyone, help!" "Ahhhh!" "Ipolice radio)" "We're Just glad that the, uh, funeral director's gonna be okay." "And the old lady." "And your grand-uncle." "Anywhoo." "Words cannot express how sorry we are." "If there's anything we could do for you... (Bonnie) We have to take some family members home due to an unexpected trip to the hospital, so we don't have room in our car to take it back." "Old Uncle Wally, he was quite the hunter." "Ain't she a beaut?" "You don't mind gettin' this home for us, do you?" "Sure." "Sure appreciate ya." "(Greg) Mm, ice cream man." "Har har!" "Take that thing off." "You're scaring me." "That's a hoot." "Every time." "Hey, I'm really sorry about all the contention back there." "That's okay." "Been kinda prone to that kind of stuff my whole life." "I'm surprised you're as old as you are." "Yeah." "Yeah, me too." "You know, I shouldn't Judge." "Football is obviously really important to you." "Yeah, it's everything." "I mean, I was all world at Gunnison High School." "Had a full ride to Dixie Oollege." "You musta been pretty good." "Yeah." "But when my dad died, I had to take over the dairy with my brothers." "So, I couldn't go." "I pretty much live out my dreams from the couch." "Sorry about calling you chess club." "Ah." "You hit the nail on the head." "I was, uh, head DEOOA nationally." "Got accepted to Yale." "But, thought BYU would be better." "Met my wife there." "Family Home Evening group." "I met my wife in the third grade." "Married her when I was 1 7, had our first kid when we were 1 8." "You know, small town livin'." "So, is your wife still in Waco?" "Yeah, she and the baby are stayin' out there until I get things..." "put together." "I miss her." "You've got a nice family." "Yeah." "Just me and the girls." "You know, I don't see 'em too much, you know, with city league, work, games on satellite and stuff." "Hm." "Yeah, I know how that is." "Minus the city league and games on satellite... and stuff." "Isirens blaring)" "Oh, no!" "What's this all about?" "Get into position." "No funny stuff, all right?" "is there a problem, officer?" "Oh, it's a, uh, stuffed deer." "Yeah." "Last time we checked." "We're Just taking it home for some friends." "Yeah, not a problem." "Just saw the antlers poking' up, I thought we had a 1 0-41 ." "1 0-41 ?" "Poaching." "Got a call from a guy a couple of miles back who swears he saw a live deer stuffed into a car." "Not here, sir." "This one's been dead for quite some time." "Rrrr!" "Me eat cop!" "Mm mm mm!" "Sir, please take that thing off your head!" "Oh, boy." "So, not that funny after all, is it?" "Yeah." "Have a nice day." "You too." "Oan do." "Thank...you." "Good one." "What are these?" "Flies." "Oan we stop at that Maverick over there?" "I'm sure the game's over." "Plus, we're low on gas." "We're not stoppin' for gas." "It's Sunday." "Look, pal, the ox is in the mire, and this trip was totally unexpected, so I think it'll be okay this once." "Me too." "The Lord'll take care of us." "Yeah, with that gas station He helped create." "Seriously, man, the light's on." "We're gonna be fine." "Besides, you're lookin' at it from an angle." "It always looks less from an angle." "The light looks less from an angle?" "Well, at least take this next exit." "I got some cousins I used to hunt with over here." "There's a lumber road that cuts through." "Should shave off about 20 miles." "Hey, you said the Lord would take care of us." "If you're not gonna stop for gas, then this shortcut should be the next best thing." "Okay?" "Okay." "Seems a bit overgrown since I was here last." "How long ago was that?" "I was eight." "Eight?" "!" "Are you even sure this is the right road?" "No, but it looks familiar." "Well, every tree and rock and boulder looks familiar to me too." "(Greg) Oome on, a little teamwork here." "This team is turning around." "We can't do that." "We'll run out of gas." "We're turnin' around." "Where?" "There's no room." "Brother Blazer, we are turning." "W-w-w-w-wait, No, no." "It's all comin' back to me." "There's a turnoff about 200 yards up ahead." "It's all comin' back to me, seriously." "I don't know." "(Nelson) This looks bad." "It's Just how I remember it." "Well, the road is gonna slope down a little bit before the highway." "Oome on, after the Moris, I think the worst is behind us." "(Nelson) Okay." "Iboth screaming)" "Aah!" "Iscreaming)" "Hit the e-brake, man!" "(Nelson) lt's not the emergency brake!" "Aah!" "I expect you'll take better care of my car than you have my daughter." "Oh!" "Don't look!" "Aah!" "Iscreaming)" "That rivaled the Log Flume." "The deer's antler popped my airbag." "We don't have any airbags." "We should've stopped for gas." "This is not my fault." "We'd still be on the highway if it wasn't for you!" "Let me point out, we'd still be stranded because we'd be out of gas!" "At least we could've gotten some help." "From who?" "A cop?" "We'd be making him break the Sabbath by working today." "And we can't have that, can we, Mr. Letter of the Law?" "You know what?" "Man." "Holy huge phone." "Hey, it's a phone." "And a booth." "Iloose parts rattle) I'm not getting a signal." "You should be able to get Jupiter with that thing." "We're a small company." "You got any idea where the highway is?" "We're back about three chapters in Genesis." "Bueller," "Nelson, anyone?" "Don't start on my disks again, okay?" "It's probably the first time you've even heard the scriptures!" "Imimics tape narrator)" "Iblows raspberry)" "(Greg) Nobody was gonna steal that thing." "You don't know that." "What about the 1 0-41 ?" "Nelson, we're in the middle of nowhere." "There's no burglars out here." "Let alone humans." "(man) I thought you said there's deer around here." "There's plenty." "Yeah, how come I don't see any?" "Patience, that's what you need." "A little patience." "Just don't be gettin' us caught." "You know, you'd think I'd a brought a little girl up here with me, wouldn't you?" "I tell you what, though..." "No orange gear." "No loud bangs." "Hmm-mm." "No problem." "See no evil." "Hear no evil." "I read that somewhere." "Let me have that thing before you kill it again." "It's pretty heavy." "You don't want to imagine the full stuff." "Well, we better pick up the pace if we're gonna make it to Sister Schumann's on time." "Man, you got some serious issues you need to work out with yourself." "Not one more visit?" "Bottom of the eighth?" "Bottom of the eighth?" "What a dork." "Hey, what do ya mean?" "Seriously, what makes you tick?" "We drove a thousand miles to go to some dead guy's funeral we don't know, put two people in the hospital while we're there, we Just Thelma and Louised your mother-in-law's car off a cliff" "and narrowly escaped." "I got flushed down a toilet, and now we're playing Survivor Utah." "And you know what my luxury item is?" "A freakin' deer head!" "Bottom of the eighth?" "You're clueless." "I don't know about you, but I don't need any more excitement today, 'kay?" "Looks like we got ourselves a deer." "Have you ever thought that maybe we can make a difference in someone's life?" "Oh, I think I made a difference today." "Think of the lives we've touched and dented." "Imuffled gunshot)" "Iwhizzing)" "Deer flies." "That makes sense." "You missed." "How could I have missed?" "Let me show you how it's done." "Imuffled gunshot)" "Angry deer flies." "I missed." "What in" "Okay." "That is it." "You are going down." "Right now!" "Igunshots)" "IGreg and Nelson shouting)" "Igunshots)" "Ishouting)" "Ishouting)" "Ishouting)" "Ignome giggling)" "Ivoice slowed down) No!" "Aah!" "Ibrakes screeching)" "You almost hit a deer, Karl." "I see it." "But it ain't no deer." "It's a man-deer." "Are you okay?" "That's about as close as it gets." "That's not a man-deer." "That's a man with a deer." "Well, you fellas lookin' to get runned over?" "That or gettin' shot." "I'm not sure." "You gotta help us." "We're gettin' poached." "I'm sure we're headed in the opposite direction you fellas need to go." "(together) We'll take our chances." "ITV in background)" "Let us know where we can let you boys out." "Make small talk." "You--you got a score there, Bambi?" "Yeah, Greg zero." "Bambi about nine." "Hey, you mind if I use your bathroom?" "I think I ran through some poison ivy back there." "Actually we've had some problems with the plumbing." "Yeah, it, uh, doesn't work." "It overflowed." "Say no more." "1 -adam-1 2, I've got another possible 1 0-41 in progress." "Ipolice siren blaring)" "Ooh, that's not good." "(police officer) Pull the vehicle over." "Pull the vehicle over!" "Don't you do it." "Were you speeding?" "We're not going back." "Do something." "If we weren't speeding then, we sure are now." "1 -adam-1 2, I've got a 1 0-41 on SR-7 1 ." "Request back-up." "Excuse me." "Not sure what your intentions are here." "But we've got an appointment" "Sit down and shut up, chess club, and we'll all get along Just fine." "(Sissy) Karl." "Do something." "Oh, so it's like that." "This can't be good." "Why not?" "Everything else has been so great." "All right, bring it on." "(police officer) Bring it to papa." "Bad plumbing or not, I'm thinking at this point, it's really doesn't matter." "In the cranny." "Imuffled yelling)" "What?" "I'm beginning to see the big picture." "(police officer on radio) 1 -adam-1 2, backup is in place." "1 0-4, 1 0-75." "1 -adam-1 2 out." "That's not good." "I think our chances of seeing Sister Schumann are quickly fading." "That's the best news I've heard all day." "They got a spike strip." "Hold on!" "Ibrakes screeching)" "So, what now?" "Stand back before somebody gets poked." "We're being kidnapped?" "Yeah, been there, done that." "Imuffled shouts)" "(Nelson) Who are they?" "That would be the big picture." "What's the plan, sir?" "Smoke 'em out." "It's pretty clear that there are a couple of agendas here." "You have apparently got an appointment you need to keep." "We got an appointment we need to keep." "So we'll let you guys go your way, and we'll kinda go ours." "Don't open it!" "Fire in the hole!" "Well, that sounds like a great idea, because l" "(police officer) Hold your fire!" "Those guys look familiar." "Get 'em outta here, Steve-o." "Roger that." "Isiren blaring)" "(Nelson) Ah, boy." "Did either of you, uh, get a final on the Viking game?" "No?" "(police officer) Well, you guys are fortunate." "We've been after those guys for about, uh, five months now." "They run a statewide theft ring." "And to think, all this time we were looking for deer poachers, not car poachers." "Hey, uh, speaking of cars, my mother-in-law's is at the bottom of a cliff." "And we could really use a ride back to Salt Lake." "Eh, not a problem." "We'll get you boys there one way or another." "Thanks." "Call this number tomorrow morning." "Tell the guy I sent you." "He'll tow your car out." "Thanks." "Well, let's get you boys home." "# The road is long #" "# And the task is hard # # lt's even harder when you're all alone #" "# The night is cold #" "# And the river runs wide # # lt's deep enough to drown your soul #" "# So...don't give up # # l'll stay by your side #" "# When the road is long #" "# And the river is wide... #" "# #" "Hey, Dad." "Have fun?" "Riot." "Guess you didn't need to fake an injury after all." "No." "Hey, Dad." "Hey, Sweetie." "How come you missed all the games today?" "Good question." "Hey, do you mind if I catch the recaps?" "Okay." "# l'll ever know #" "# Planted a seed #" "# Way down in my soul... #" "Daddy!" "# Get it to grow #" "# Grow... #" "# So don't give up # # l'll stay by your side #" "# When the road is long and the river is wide # #" "(Nelson) Everything okay?" "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm Just thinking." "About our adventures in home teaching?" "No, about my girls." "Yeah." "We'll get you home." "You know, I honestly don't know much about 'em." "I don't know their interests, their favorite colors, what they like to do." "And the fact is, I really don't know who they are." "I know what you mean." "I'm gone quite a bit myself." "Oh, I'm home." "I'm Just not home." "I missed my son being born." "What?" "Missionary exchanges." "What?" "My wife was in the hospital." "I thought we had a bigger window." "The doctor said we had a bigger window." "I was scheduled to help." "What could I say?" "How 'bout "My wife's in labor, Elders, good luck"?" "I was ward mission leader." "Nelson, we talked about the ox being in the mire." "And this is clearly one of those times." "And for crying out loud, there's a happy medium." "You need to ease off the throttle, a little." "No offense, but I think you're the last person that should be lecturing me about easing off the throttle." "You even got your engine started?" "Hey, are you sure I can't take you guys to your homes?" "No, this is the crossroads." "And we're not too far from here." "Thanks anyway." "Yeah, my pleasure." "Well, I'm Just, uh, a few minutes that way." "Yeah, I'm up that way, but, uh, I'm headed that way." "Man, you don't Just quit." "I don't know how your wife does it." "Well, best of luck." "Thanks." "Hey, tell your wife I'm sorry about keeping you out all day." "Don't worry, I'm expecting a hero's welcome." "You'll finally find out who won the game." "Yeah." "Here, you better take this." "Well, we'll see you on Sunday." "And, hey, if you need a ride... you know, let me know." "Thanks." "Oh." "Ooh." "# You're not alone #" "# Even though right now #" "# You're on your own #" "# You are loved in ways #" "# That can't be known #" "# Your needs are known #" "# You're not alone #" "# And when you cry #" "# You're Just letting go of heartache #" "# Deep inside... # #" "Well, if that deer wasn't dead already, that song's gonna kill it." "You know, I think my cousin can fix this." "What about the bullet holes?" "Well, we can only hope." "I guess you decided that the day Just wouldn't be complete without destroying a few more things, huh?" "Bottom of the eighth?" "I'll lead." "Then I'll follow." "Igrowls)" "Thanks for comin'." "What, and miss out on another potential disaster?" "I Just can't wait to see what we do to this place." "Seriously, thank you." "You're welcome." "Besides, the games are all over." "Oh, come in, come in." "I'm so glad you could come over." "(Nelson) Sister Schumann, you've got a beautiful home." "Ignome giggles) lt's a lovely deer." "Would you like some butterscotch?" "No, no." "(Nelson) Thank you, though." "It's perfectly safe right here." "Sister Schumann, uh, it's getting late." "And we really don't have a message prepared for you." "Do you have a current issue of Highlights?" "How 'bout some scriptures?" "Oh, how nice." "Let me go and get them." "Do you know anything about her?" "Just that she has a little nippy dog she takes everywhere with her." "And I'm kind of surprised we haven't been attacked yet." "Here we are." "Thank you." "Well, uh, in the New Testament, there's a section in the Book of John I'd like to share with you, particularly John, chapter seven." "In fact, I think this is a little before your time," "Sister Schumann." "(Greg) Good night." "Thanks, Sister Schumann." "We'll see you next month." "Thank you so much for coming." "Good night." "Good night." "High five." "Whoa, so 1 984." "Oome on, it feels great to be 1 00%%%, right?" "I don't know, I guess." "What?" "You think everything's okay back there?" "That's because we didn't break anything." "Let's go before we do." "Something Just didn't feel right." "What?" "Why?" "I don't know." "I'm new at this." "You tell me." "Look, I've had Just as rough a day as you have." "I've had to listen to you complain all day about not wanting to be here." "Now you want to go back." "We're done." "Our quota's been met." "Let's call it a night, and we'll come back again next month." "Nelson, I'm gonna go back." "Okay, but don't think we're counting this for next month." "Oh, hello again." "Hi." "Sister Schumann, is there anything we can do for you?" "Icries)" "Last night when I went to give him his treat, he wouldn't wake up." "I tried to bury him, but the ground was too hard." "I couldn't leave him outside." "Sister Schumann, why didn't you say anything earlier?" "You seemed hurried, and I didn't want to bother you." "Oome on, let's give this little yapper a proper burial." "You know, this is actually the second time for me today, Sister Schumann." "# Now let us rejoice in the day of salvation #" "# No longer as strangers on earth need we roam #" "# Good tidings are sounding #" "# To us and each nation #" "# And shortly the hour of redemption will come #" "# When all that was promised #" "# The Saints will be given #" "# And none will molest them #" "# From morn until ev'n #" "# And earth will appear #" "# As the Garden of Eden #" "# And Jesus will say to all Israel, "Oome home" #" "# We'll love one another #" "# And never dissemble #" "# But cease to do evil #" "# And ever be one #" "# And when the ungodly #" "# Are fearing and tremble #" "# We'll watch for the day #" "# When the Savior will come #" "# When all that was promised #" "# The Saints will be given #" "# And they will be crowned #" "# With the angels of heav'n #" "# And earth will appear #" "# As the Garden of Eden #" "# And Ohrist and his people will ever be one #" "# And earth will appear as the Garden of Eden #" "# And Ohrist and his people will ever be one # #" "That's what it's all about." "Yeah, I guess we did all we could." "Hey, you know, I'm sorry for saying you never had your engine started back there." "I apologize." "Yeah, we both said a lot of things today." "Hey, Greg?" "Yeah." "My wife's not planning on coming out." "I can help with the house or whatever until she gets out here." "We're separated." "I guess little things like missing' your baby being born begin to add up." "Yeah, I got a few things myself." "Truth is, if it were up to me, I'd be reporting home teaching numbers right now instead of actually helping Sister Schumann." "You're doin' Just fine." "Well, what about the Moris' dining room?" "And your mother-in-law's car?" "Yeah, duly noted." "And the wedding dress." "I thought you looked good in it." "They're not my size, Nelson." "So what are you gonna do?" "One day at a time, I guess." "Yeah, I heard that in my deaf ear." "(Greg) All right, ladies, let's go." "To the car." "Rock and roll." "All right." "Right in there, honeys." "Still can't believe there's no games tonight." "It's family night tonight." "Wash your mouth out, woman." "Ladies, your mom's a bad influence." "Ibeeping horn)" "(Greg) Hey, Missionaries!" "Oome on, girls." "One more stop, and we'll go for ice cream, okay?" "Iengine backfires)" "Nice car, Brother Parker." "Tell my mother-in-law that." "Hey, Nelson." "Twice in two days." "I'm gettin' to be a regular, huh?" "I really wanted to thank you again for taking Greg last night." "You know, he hasn't really said much except that he's a little bit sore." "I didn't even ask about his clothes." "Huh, best to leave it at that." "I'm sure you'll hear about it in Relief Society." "So you got 'em?" "I do indeed." "Hey, where'd your scuff go?" "A lot of cover-up." "Let's have a look." "All right." "You got her two?" "Well, not exactly." "See, one is for Sister Schumann." "The other one is kind of a companion-warming gift from me to you." "He's so cute!" "Oh, he is, is he?" "You Just crossed a serious line, pal." "How do you say no to a gift?" "I'm serious." "Okay, tough guy." "Have you ever seen him in a wedding dress?" "No." "Have you?" "# #" "# All creatures of our God and King #" "# Lift up your voice #" "# And with us sing #" "# Alleluia!" "Alleluia!" "#" "# Thou rushing wind that art so strong #" "# Ye clouds that sail in heaven along #" "# Alleluia!" "Alleluia!" "#" "# Thou rising moon, in praise rejoice #" "# Thou rising moon, in praise rejoice #" "# Ye lights of evening, find a voice!" "#" "# Alleluia!" "Alleluia!" "# #" "(Nelson) New family." "New month." "Let's make an impact." "Yeah." "I'm guessing you probably don't know much about this guy." "What's not to know, Nelson?" "I Just really hope we're not here that long." "Right." "Hello, Brethren!" "Oome on in!" "Oh, boy." "I've been waiting for you." "So, Brother Lampropoulos." "It's great to meet you." "Tell us about yourself." "Well, where should I begin?" "Oh." "Did I tell you, when I was poor, my mother could make a whole meal out of a can of tuna fish." "I mean, things were tough." "I mean, they were really though." "But it was all for my better." "Look how I turned out." "Did I show you my guns?" "I have a shotgun sitting right by my bed." "Anyone who walks in this house, they're gonna have serious trouble." "Just think about education." "Well, you know, I love teachers." "I mean, I went to public high school." "They were great." "I had Mr. Schultz." "I mean, he inspired me." "Now, economic development." "Do you know how many Jobs l've created in this state?" "Thousands of Jobs." "But do you know how many I could create?" "I mean, look what I can do." "We have to think about all of these issues." "But we have tough times." "I remember the look on her face." "But look how I turned out." "But I want to talk to you about some other things too." "How much time do you guys have?" "We gotta think about our kids and our grandchildren." "We have to think about all of these issues." "And I'm telling you, there's Just nothing that we can't accomplish." "And I can do--l mean, we can do so many things together." "(governor) Thanks for coming by." "Oome back next month." "(Nelson) Yeah, we'll see what we can do." "In fact, tomorrow night we're gonna have a bunch of people over." "You oughta come back." "No seriously, no seriously, come back." "It was really nice to have you, thanks a lot." "# Ye Elders of Israel #" "# Oome Join now with me #" "# And seek out the righteous #" "# Where'er they may be # # ln desert, on mountain, on land, or on sea #" "# Bring them to Zion #" "# Bring them to Zion #" "# O Babylon, O Babylon #" "# We bid thee farewell #" "# We're going to the mountains of Ephraim #" "# We're going to the mountains of Ephraim #" "# We're going to the mountains of Ephraim #" "# To dwell #" "# #" "# We'll go to the poor #" "# Like our Oaptain of old #" "# And visit the weary #" "# The hungry and cold #" "# We'll cheer up their hearts #" "# With the news that he bore #" "# And point them to Zion #" "# Point them to Zion... #" "# O Babylon, O Babylon #" "# We bid thee farewell #" "# We're going to the mountains of Ephraim #" "# We are #" "# Going to the mountains of Ephraim to dwell #" "# We're going to the mountains of Ephraim to dwell #" "# Farewell #" "# #" "# Farewell #" "# Farewell #" "# Farewell #" "# Farewell #" "# Farewell #" "# Farewell #" "Ignome giggles)"