"[Mouse squeaks]" "[Penguins wenk]" "[All cheering]" "[Screeches]" "♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll [squeaking]" "Aw, yes!" "The storm has passed!" "Jake!" "Hoo!" "Hoo." "Jake." "Nachos." "Nachos." "I love nachos." "I love nachos even more while looking out the window." "[Wind howling]" "Hmm." "Does that box have a face on it?" "A face... gotta make sure." "[Gasps]" "There's a box outside with a face on it!" "It might be a box man." "He's all soggy and dirty." "Want to check it out?" "Naw." "'Chos!" "[Munching]" "I'm gonna check it out." " Yeah, whatever." "Hmm." "Where'd your face go?" "Whoa!" "Okay." "Shh." "Are you lost, little cardboard dude?" "[Cat meows]" "Jake!" "There seems to be a lost cat bumping around in a box!" "JAKE:" "Yeah, that's great." "Get it out of here!" "Getting no help from him, I guess." "Do you know where your home is?" "[Cat meows]" "Okay." "I'll follow you." "Whoa." "Is this your kingdom?" " [Cat meows]" "It's wonderful!" "[Cats meowing]" "[Cat meows]" "[Laughing]" "[Trumpets blaring]" "That must be your prince." "Huh?" "Huh?" "A prince wouldn't steal from his subjects." "Aww!" "[Cat meows]" "Switched?" "[Gasps] Of course!" "You must be the real prince, and that thief took your place!" "Is that right, little prince?" "[Cat meows]" "[Breathes deeply] Don't worry, your majesty." "I'll help you reclaim your kingdom." "[Cat meows]" "[Cat purring]" "[Mid-tempo music plays, stops]" "Why do you hate cats, Jake?" "Move your face." "You're messing up the game." "Anyway, I don't want to talk about it." "It's personal." "Cats know what they did." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Is Jake okay?" "[Groaning]" "No!" "I'm pretty dang far from okay!" "There's a little shard of tortilla chip caught between my teeth." "[Groans]" "First, we have to expose the traitor's deception." "Hmm." "Aha." "That's a counterfeit crown, hewn from the liar's own boxflesh." "Hmm." "It looks like your crown was torn off by some... ah!" "[Cat meows]" "Your crown was lost, you say?" "[Cat meows]" "During the storm?" "[Cat meows]" "The same storm that sent you hurtling through the woods?" "[Cat meows]" "Until you were delivered unto my doorstep?" "[Cat meows]" "Right." "So it's definitely in the woods somewhere." "All we have to do is find your crown to prove to the people that you're the real prince." "[Sniffs]" "Mm." "Um..." "I'm gonna wait over by the gates, your highness." "Mm-nah, mm-nah, mm-nah." "Get big and the chip will fall out of your teeth." "Ha!" "You think I can stretch out of everything?" "You're so naive." "To live life, you need problems." "That's stupid!" "If you get everything you want the minute you want it, what's the point of living?" "[Grunting]" "[Sips]" "[Sighs]" "FINN:" "Come on, dude." "It's time for your vitamins." "[Grumbles]" "Okay." "So let's retrace your steps." "Do you remember which path you took?" "[Cat meows]" "Prince?" "Whoa!" "You found it already!" "Good work, team!" "Ow!" "Quit that!" "Come on." "You're a prince." "Come, your majesty." "It's time." "[Cat meows]" "People of the Box Kingdom!" "I have found... your true prince!" "J'accuse!" "[Cats meow]" "What?" "They... they don't believe us." "Mm." "The rain lumped up your complexion all hobo-like." "They're not looking past the surface grunk." "[Cat meows]" "Hmm?" "[Cat meows]" "Oh, no." "He's challenging you to a joust!" "We better find you a lance." "[Spits]" "Did it come out?" "You've forgotten the most important part, my impatient little friend... a thorough rinsing." "Well?" "[Spits]" "Bleh." "Nothing." "I need, like, a toothpick or something." "I told you to buy floss." "Floss is for losers." "Oh, one of these will do nicely." "You put cards in your mouth?" "Just the edge, kid." "And then I work it like a pro." "Now to find the card that best suits my devil-may-care personality." "[Trumpets blaring]" "[Cats meowing]" "[Cat meows]" "Trial by combat shall prove which prince is true!" "[Both meow]" "[Cat meows]" "[Both meow]" "[Gasps]" "[Both yowling]" "[Cats yowl]" "This town's gone nuts!" "[Humming]" "JAKE:" "Hey, Beemo!" "Ta-da!" "[Gasps] You did it, Jake!" "Congratulations!" "How did you get that piece of tortilla chip out of your teeth?" "Oh, I didn't." "It's still there." "It'll be like a constant reminder of what life's all about." "This is unsatisfying." "Zip it!" "[Cats yowling]" "Hyah!" "Bad!" "Bad princes!" "[Cats meow]" "Which is which?" "Aww!" "This is the one!" "This is your prince!" "Um... or maybe this is the one!" "[Cats meow]" "Hmm." "[Cat meows]" "Is this... is this even a kingdom?" "[Cat purring]" "[Cats meowing]" "[Chuckles]" "Aww!" "[Chuckles]" "Aww." "Hey, hey!" "Oh, you guys!" "Aww, cut it out!" "[Meowing, purring continues]" "Aww!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "[Chuckles]" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪" "FINN:" "This party is so crazy!" "Ripped By mstoll"