"Previously on "Felicity"," "Previously on "Felicity"," "Previously on "Felicity"," "Your beautiful symphony-composing girlfriend can move to New York." "Your beautiful symphony-composing girlfriend can move to New York." "Your beautiful symphony-composing girlfriend can move to New York." "It doesn't bother me." "And I'm not jealous, OK?" "." "It doesn't bother me." "And I'm not jealous, OK?" "." "It doesn't bother me." "And I'm not jealous, OK?" "." "Even if I was, what difference does it make?" "." "You and..." "Even if I was, what difference does it make?" "." "You and..." "Even if I was, what difference does it make?" "." "You and..." "Dear Sally." "OK, so we kissed." "Dear Sally." "OK, so we kissed." "Dear Sally." "OK, so we kissed." "There was kissing between me and Noel." "There was kissing between me and Noel." "There was kissing between me and Noel." "But neither of us knew what it meant." "But neither of us knew what it meant." "But neither of us knew what it meant." "OK." "So, what does this mean exactly?" "." "OK." "So, what does this mean exactly?" "." "OK." "So, what does this mean exactly?" "." "I'm not sure." "I'm not sure." "I'm not sure." "It was after Thanksgiving." "Hanna had left." "It was after Thanksgiving." "Hanna had left." "It was after Thanksgiving." "Hanna had left." "It was that kind of moment where you need to define what things are." "It was that kind of moment where you need to define what things are." "It was that kind of moment where you need to define what things are." "Noel wanted to understand the parameters, the boundaries." "Noel wanted to understand the parameters, the boundaries." "Noel wanted to understand the parameters, the boundaries." "When we were about to figure things out..." "When we were about to figure things out..." "When we were about to figure things out..." " You should get that." " No, it's OK." " You should get that." " No, it's OK." " You should get that." " No, it's OK." " Go ahead and answer it." " What if it's Hanna?" "." " Go ahead and answer it." " What if it's Hanna?" "." " Go ahead and answer it." " What if it's Hanna?" "." "I don't wanna talk to Hanna." "I wanna talk to you." "I don't wanna talk to Hanna." "I wanna talk to you." "I don't wanna talk to Hanna." "I wanna talk to you." "Hi, it's Noel, I'm sitting right next to my phone screening this call," "Hi, it's Noel, I'm sitting right next to my phone screening this call," "Hi, it's Noel, I'm sitting right next to my phone screening this call," "I gotta change that message." "I gotta change that message." "I gotta change that message." "Noel, it's Mom, Pick up," "Noel, it's Mom, Pick up," "Noel, it's Mom, Pick up," "Hello?" "." "Mom?" "." "What's wrong?" "." "Hello?" "." "Mom?" "." "What's wrong?" "." "Hello?" "." "Mom?" "." "What's wrong?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "No,..." "Mom, calm down." "No,..." "Mom, calm down." "No,..." "Mom, calm down." "Uncle Kenny?" "." "Uncle Kenny what, Mom?" "." "Uncle Kenny?" "." "Uncle Kenny what, Mom?" "." "Uncle Kenny?" "." "Uncle Kenny what, Mom?" "." "Was... chicken truck?" "." "Was... chicken truck?" "." "Was... chicken truck?" "." "That sentence doesn't make sense." "Uncle Kenny was chicken truck?" "." "That sentence doesn't make sense." "Uncle Kenny was chicken truck?" "." "That sentence doesn't make sense." "Uncle Kenny was chicken truck?" "." " Shall I leave?" "." " No." " Shall I leave?" "." " No." " Shall I leave?" "." " No." "He was on the turnpike?" "." "The doctor said he shouldn't be driving." "He was on the turnpike?" "." "The doctor said he shouldn't be driving." "He was on the turnpike?" "." "The doctor said he shouldn't be driving." " My uncle was in an accident." " Is he OK?" "." " My uncle was in an accident." " Is he OK?" "." " My uncle was in an accident." " Is he OK?" "." "He drove into a chicken truck, so no." "He drove into a chicken truck, so no." "He drove into a chicken truck, so no." " It's sad." "He's got necrophilia." " He sleeps with dead people?" "." " It's sad." "He's got necrophilia." " He sleeps with dead people?" "." " It's sad." "He's got necrophilia." " He sleeps with dead people?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "No, I mean... narcolepsy." "No, I mean... narcolepsy." "No, I mean... narcolepsy." "Yeah, I'm here, Mom." "What did the doctor say?" "." "Yeah, I'm here, Mom." "What did the doctor say?" "." "Yeah, I'm here, Mom." "What did the doctor say?" "." "Right." "Right." "Right." "He's in a coma." "He's in a coma." "He's in a coma." "This horrible thing happened to Noel's grandmother's brother." "This horrible thing happened to Noel's grandmother's brother." "This horrible thing happened to Noel's grandmother's brother." "Noel's dad works at this mill and he'd already taken his sick leave." "Noel's dad works at this mill and he'd already taken his sick leave." "Noel's dad works at this mill and he'd already taken his sick leave." "Anyway, he couldn't go." "So Noel's mother asked him to go." "Anyway, he couldn't go." "So Noel's mother asked him to go." "Anyway, he couldn't go." "So Noel's mother asked him to go." " I'm sorry about the timing of this." " Are you kidding?" "." " I'm sorry about the timing of this." " Are you kidding?" "." " I'm sorry about the timing of this." " Are you kidding?" "." "Don't worry about me." "Go take care of your family." "Don't worry about me." "Go take care of your family." "Don't worry about me." "Go take care of your family." " Yeah, but I wanna figure this out." " I know." "But go." " Yeah, but I wanna figure this out." " I know." "But go." " Yeah, but I wanna figure this out." " I know." "But go." "We'll have plenty of time when you get back." "We'll have plenty of time when you get back." "We'll have plenty of time when you get back." "While I'm gone, don't transfer to a different college." "While I'm gone, don't transfer to a different college." "While I'm gone, don't transfer to a different college." " I won't." " Or forget about your RA, who is me." " I won't." " Or forget about your RA, who is me." " I won't." " Or forget about your RA, who is me." "I won't." "I won't." "I won't." "The correct answer is "l couldn't", but I will accept "l won't"." "The correct answer is "l couldn't", but I will accept "l won't"." "The correct answer is "l couldn't", but I will accept "l won't"." "Charlie, I want that floor calendar before I go, alright?" "." "Charlie, I want that floor calendar before I go, alright?" "." "Charlie, I want that floor calendar before I go, alright?" "." "What's the rush on the floor calendar?" "." "What's the rush on the floor calendar?" "." "What's the rush on the floor calendar?" "." "I don't wanna kiss you in public until we figure out what we are." "I don't wanna kiss you in public until we figure out what we are." "I don't wanna kiss you in public until we figure out what we are." "One more thing." "Don't hook up with Ben while I'm gone." "One more thing." "Don't hook up with Ben while I'm gone." "One more thing." "Don't hook up with Ben while I'm gone." "OK." "OK." "OK." "Noel was only going to be gone for a few days." "Noel was only going to be gone for a few days." "Noel was only going to be gone for a few days." "But suddenly a week and a half had passed." "But suddenly a week and a half had passed." "But suddenly a week and a half had passed." "How can you not be freaking out?" "." "How can you not be freaking out?" "." "How can you not be freaking out?" "." " Why should I be freaked out?" "." " I have to explain this to you?" "." " Why should I be freaked out?" "." " I have to explain this to you?" "." " Why should I be freaked out?" "." " I have to explain this to you?" "." "You guys made out, he took off before you figure out what it all means." "You guys made out, he took off before you figure out what it all means." "You guys made out, he took off before you figure out what it all means." "OK." "First of all, we didn't really make out." "OK." "First of all, we didn't really make out." "OK." "First of all, we didn't really make out." "And secondly, why can't it just be, you know, like, whatever it is." "And secondly, why can't it just be, you know, like, whatever it is." "And secondly, why can't it just be, you know, like, whatever it is." "Because it's never whatever it is." "You know, there are basic questions." "Because it's never whatever it is." "You know, there are basic questions." "Because it's never whatever it is." "You know, there are basic questions." " Are you guys dating?" "." " I don't know." " Are you guys dating?" "." " I don't know." " Are you guys dating?" "." " I don't know." "Let's just say you are." "Can you see other people?" "." "Let's just say you are." "Can you see other people?" "." "Let's just say you are." "Can you see other people?" "." " What expectations do you have?" "." " I don't know." "I'm not sure." " What expectations do you have?" "." " I don't know." "I'm not sure." " What expectations do you have?" "." " I don't know." "I'm not sure." "Do you really wanna be the rebound girl?" "." "Do you really wanna be the rebound girl?" "." "Do you really wanna be the rebound girl?" "." "I am not the rebound girl." "I am not the rebound girl." "I am not the rebound girl." "Come in." "Come in." "Come in." " Hey." " Hey." "What... happened?" "." " Hey." " Hey." "What... happened?" "." " Hey." " Hey." "What... happened?" "." " I took the stairs." " Was the elevator broken?" "." " I took the stairs." " Was the elevator broken?" "." " I took the stairs." " Was the elevator broken?" "." "No, I was just... impatient." "Hi." "No, I was just... impatient." "Hi." "No, I was just... impatient." "Hi." "I left something in my room and I will be back later." "I left something in my room and I will be back later." "I left something in my room and I will be back later." " That wasn't real subtle." " You're welcome." " That wasn't real subtle." " You're welcome." " That wasn't real subtle." " You're welcome." "So, what happened with your uncle?" "." "So, what happened with your uncle?" "." "So, what happened with your uncle?" "." "He's gonna need a new hip, but he's gonna make a full recovery." "He's gonna need a new hip, but he's gonna make a full recovery." "He's gonna need a new hip, but he's gonna make a full recovery." "That's great news." "That's great news." "That's great news." "That's why I ran up the stairs." "That's why I ran up the stairs." "That's why I ran up the stairs." " What?" "." " I'm so pissed at my uncle." " What?" "." " I'm so pissed at my uncle." " What?" "." " I'm so pissed at my uncle." "I spent so much time helping make unnecessary funeral arrangements," "I spent so much time helping make unnecessary funeral arrangements," "I spent so much time helping make unnecessary funeral arrangements, that I spent, like, seven minutes studying for finals." "that I spent, like, seven minutes studying for finals." "that I spent, like, seven minutes studying for finals." " So you got a lot of work to do." " No, my future hangs in the balance." " So you got a lot of work to do." " No, my future hangs in the balance." " So you got a lot of work to do." " No, my future hangs in the balance." " We're all stressed out." " But it's worse for me." " We're all stressed out." " But it's worse for me." " We're all stressed out." " But it's worse for me." "Being an RA with dorm meetings and academic reports" "Being an RA with dorm meetings and academic reports" "Being an RA with dorm meetings and academic reports and advisees knocking on my door at, literally, ever hour and advisees knocking on my door at, literally, ever hour and advisees knocking on my door at, literally, ever hour" "has prevented me from being an actual student." "has prevented me from being an actual student." "has prevented me from being an actual student." "So while I have this massive, unrealistic amount of work to do," "So while I have this massive, unrealistic amount of work to do," "So while I have this massive, unrealistic amount of work to do, the only thing I wanna do is hang out with you the only thing I wanna do is hang out with you the only thing I wanna do is hang out with you" "and kinda figure out what's going on." "and kinda figure out what's going on." "and kinda figure out what's going on." "But we probably wouldn't get much work done if we did." "But we probably wouldn't get much work done if we did." "But we probably wouldn't get much work done if we did." "No." "We would get no work done." "Zero work." "No." "We would get no work done." "Zero work." "No." "We would get no work done." "Zero work." " I think you're right." " So, let's make a pact." " I think you're right." " So, let's make a pact." " I think you're right." " So, let's make a pact." " For the next three days..." " We'll just avoid each other." " For the next three days..." " We'll just avoid each other." " For the next three days..." " We'll just avoid each other." "Entirely." "And then when finals are over," "Entirely." "And then when finals are over," "Entirely." "And then when finals are over, you and I can hang out, figure out what's what, you and I can hang out, figure out what's what, you and I can hang out, figure out what's what," "then go home confident about our grades and our relationship, then go home confident about our grades and our relationship, then go home confident about our grades and our relationship, whatever the hell it is." "whatever the hell it is." "whatever the hell it is." " That's an incredible plan." " OK." " That's an incredible plan." " OK." " That's an incredible plan." " OK." " Ben, you wanna help me with this?" "." " No, not really." " Ben, you wanna help me with this?" "." " No, not really." " Ben, you wanna help me with this?" "." " No, not really." "Come on, get over here." "Come on, get over here." "Come on, get over here." " What is this?" "." " I've been wanting to do this..." " What is this?" "." " I've been wanting to do this..." " What is this?" "." " I've been wanting to do this..." "Thanks." "For so many years." "Thanks." "For so many years." "Thanks." "For so many years." "Finals is the most intense period for college students." "Finals is the most intense period for college students." "Finals is the most intense period for college students." "For the next few days, they keep the library open 24 hours a day." "For the next few days, they keep the library open 24 hours a day." "For the next few days, they keep the library open 24 hours a day." "What is the one thing desperate college students need to survive?" "." "What is the one thing desperate college students need to survive?" "." "What is the one thing desperate college students need to survive?" "." " I'm gonna say fruit." " It's genius, isn't it?" "." " I'm gonna say fruit." " It's genius, isn't it?" "." " I'm gonna say fruit." " It's genius, isn't it?" "." "I go around with a cooler filled with apples, bananas, oranges, right?" "." "I go around with a cooler filled with apples, bananas, oranges, right?" "." "I go around with a cooler filled with apples, bananas, oranges, right?" "." " How's your studying going?" "." " Crappy." " How's your studying going?" "." " Crappy." " How's your studying going?" "." " Crappy." " You want some fruit?" "." " No, I need somebody to study with." " You want some fruit?" "." " No, I need somebody to study with." " You want some fruit?" "." " No, I need somebody to study with." "Don't fail any of your classes." "I'm relying on you for your rent check." "Don't fail any of your classes." "I'm relying on you for your rent check." "Don't fail any of your classes." "I'm relying on you for your rent check." "Just what I need, more pressure from the fruit guy." "Just what I need, more pressure from the fruit guy." "Just what I need, more pressure from the fruit guy." "Hey, you owe me a dollar." "Hey, you owe me a dollar." "Hey, you owe me a dollar." "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Two dollars." "Two dollars." "Two dollars." "Elena." "Elena." "Elena." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Elena." "Elena." "Elena." "Do you want me to fail my finals?" "." "I've got a memorisation system here." "Do you want me to fail my finals?" "." "I've got a memorisation system here." "Do you want me to fail my finals?" "." "I've got a memorisation system here." " You interrupt me, it doesn't work." " Look at that guy over there." " You interrupt me, it doesn't work." " Look at that guy over there." " You interrupt me, it doesn't work." " Look at that guy over there." " So?" "." " So look at everyone else." " So?" "." " So look at everyone else." " So?" "." " So look at everyone else." " How stressed out everyone is." " Yeah, it's finals." " How stressed out everyone is." " Yeah, it's finals." " How stressed out everyone is." " Yeah, it's finals." "Right." "So look at that guy." "What is the deal with that guy?" "." "Right." "So look at that guy." "What is the deal with that guy?" "." "Right." "So look at that guy." "What is the deal with that guy?" "." "Why don't you go over and ask him, so I can get back to my system." "Why don't you go over and ask him, so I can get back to my system." "Why don't you go over and ask him, so I can get back to my system." "You're not going over there?" "." "You're not going over there?" "." "You're not going over there?" "." " Was I singing?" "." " No." " Was I singing?" "." " No." " Was I singing?" "." " No." "This is gonna sound really weird." "This is gonna sound really weird." "This is gonna sound really weird." "I was just sitting over there, watching you, and I was curious," "I was just sitting over there, watching you, and I was curious," "I was just sitting over there, watching you, and I was curious, only because everyone is so all consumed studying for finals, only because everyone is so all consumed studying for finals, only because everyone is so all consumed studying for finals," "how you can be so content." "how you can be so content." "how you can be so content." "I'm on a strict regimen of antidepressants," "I'm on a strict regimen of antidepressants," "I'm on a strict regimen of antidepressants, which is actually something I wanted talk to you about." "which is actually something I wanted talk to you about." "which is actually something I wanted talk to you about." " Me?" "." " Yeah." " Me?" "." " Yeah." " Me?" "." " Yeah." "I've been watching you too." "I've seen you around." "I've been watching you too." "I've seen you around." "I've been watching you too." "I've seen you around." "You're always wearing sweaters." "You're always wearing sweaters." "You're always wearing sweaters." "I was gonna recommend Dr Carlisle." "He literally saved my life." "I was gonna recommend Dr Carlisle." "He literally saved my life." "I was gonna recommend Dr Carlisle." "He literally saved my life." "He's saving it right now." "He's saving it right now." "He's saving it right now." " Why were you gonna tell me?" "." " Because you seem a little intense." " Why were you gonna tell me?" "." " Because you seem a little intense." " Why were you gonna tell me?" "." " Because you seem a little intense." "Well, everyone's a little intense." "Well, everyone's a little intense." "Well, everyone's a little intense." "It's finals." "We're freaking out, all of us." "It's finals." "We're freaking out, all of us." "It's finals." "We're freaking out, all of us." "But in general I think you could lighten up." "But in general I think you could lighten up." "But in general I think you could lighten up." "Lighten up?" "." "Lighten up?" "." "Lighten up?" "." "I want to." "I'm trying, but being at college is really hard at first." "I want to." "I'm trying, but being at college is really hard at first." "I want to." "I'm trying, but being at college is really hard at first." "Dr Carlisle can make it easy." "Here." "Dr Carlisle can make it easy." "Here." "Dr Carlisle can make it easy." "Here." "The lighter the pill, the lighter the mood." "The lighter the pill, the lighter the mood." "The lighter the pill, the lighter the mood." "Yeah." "No, thanks." "I think I'd rather just remain..." "Yeah." "No, thanks." "I think I'd rather just remain..." "Yeah." "No, thanks." "I think I'd rather just remain..." " Drug-free." " lntense." " Drug-free." " lntense." " Drug-free." " lntense." "Come in." "Come in." "Come in." "Excuse me, Noel." "I need to get out of my linguistics final." "Excuse me, Noel." "I need to get out of my linguistics final." "Excuse me, Noel." "I need to get out of my linguistics final." "Get out of it?" "." "Get out of it?" "." "Get out of it?" "." "I have to write a prologue programme." "Principles of combination." "I have to write a prologue programme." "Principles of combination." "I have to write a prologue programme." "Principles of combination." " Noun-phrase coordinations." " I never took linguistics, so..." " Noun-phrase coordinations." " I never took linguistics, so..." " Noun-phrase coordinations." " I never took linguistics, so..." "Using nouns, coordinations and quantifiers," "Using nouns, coordinations and quantifiers," "Using nouns, coordinations and quantifiers, and I'm not exactly sure what quantifiers are." "and I'm not exactly sure what quantifiers are." "and I'm not exactly sure what quantifiers are." " Dammit." " What?" "." " Dammit." " What?" "." " Dammit." " What?" "." "I picked up the wrong bag." "I picked up the wrong bag." "I picked up the wrong bag." "What about faking a bomb threat?" "." "What about faking a bomb threat?" "." "What about faking a bomb threat?" "." " Do you smell that?" "." " What?" "." " Do you smell that?" "." " What?" "." " Do you smell that?" "." " What?" "." " 4th of July." " Richard's having a barbecue." " 4th of July." " Richard's having a barbecue." " 4th of July." " Richard's having a barbecue." " Where?" "." " In his room." " Where?" "." " In his room." " Where?" "." " In his room." " What the hell is this?" "." " Hey, man." "You want a burger?" "." " What the hell is this?" "." " Hey, man." "You want a burger?" "." " What the hell is this?" "." " Hey, man." "You want a burger?" "." " What?" "." " Would you prefer a turkey frank?" "." " What?" "." " Would you prefer a turkey frank?" "." " What?" "." " Would you prefer a turkey frank?" "." "Richard, it's against building code to have a cookout in your dorm room." "Richard, it's against building code to have a cookout in your dorm room." "Richard, it's against building code to have a cookout in your dorm room." "Relax, man." "It's cool, it's safe." "Window's open." "Relax, man." "It's cool, it's safe." "Window's open." "Relax, man." "It's cool, it's safe." "Window's open." "No, it's not safe." "People die of indoor barbecues every day." "No, it's not safe." "People die of indoor barbecues every day." "No, it's not safe." "People die of indoor barbecues every day." "Do you not think that I have studying to do too?" "." "Do you not think that I have studying to do too?" "." "Do you not think that I have studying to do too?" "." "It didn't cross my mind." "I got hungry." "It didn't cross my mind." "I got hungry." "It didn't cross my mind." "I got hungry." "This isn't a typical human reaction to hunger, having a barbecue inside." "This isn't a typical human reaction to hunger, having a barbecue inside." "This isn't a typical human reaction to hunger, having a barbecue inside." "I'm reporting you to student council." "I'm reporting you to student council." "I'm reporting you to student council." " Come on, man." " "Come on, man" nothing." " Come on, man." " "Come on, man" nothing." " Come on, man." " "Come on, man" nothing." "I just had to buy a coffin for my uncle who almost died but didn't." "I just had to buy a coffin for my uncle who almost died but didn't." "I just had to buy a coffin for my uncle who almost died but didn't." "I picked up the wrong bag, I'm at the beginning of a relationship," "I picked up the wrong bag, I'm at the beginning of a relationship," "I picked up the wrong bag, I'm at the beginning of a relationship, and I've got finals, which threaten my existence as a student." "and I've got finals, which threaten my existence as a student." "and I've got finals, which threaten my existence as a student." "So you come on, man." "I'm reporting your barbecue." "Put it out." "So you come on, man." "I'm reporting your barbecue." "Put it out." "So you come on, man." "I'm reporting your barbecue." "Put it out." "Cool!" "Barbecue!" "Cool!" "Barbecue!" "Cool!" "Barbecue!" "So, how does your system work exactly?" "." "So, how does your system work exactly?" "." "So, how does your system work exactly?" "." "First you mock the system, now you want the system." "First you mock the system, now you want the system." "First you mock the system, now you want the system." "I never mocked the system." "I never mocked the system." "I never mocked the system." "So, hey, great news." "I took the wrong bag." "So, hey, great news." "I took the wrong bag." "So, hey, great news." "I took the wrong bag." " What?" "." " At the airport." " What?" "." " At the airport." " What?" "." " At the airport." "Someone took mine and I took theirs." "And here's the difference." "Someone took mine and I took theirs." "And here's the difference." "Someone took mine and I took theirs." "And here's the difference." "My bag had all my notebooks with all my notes from all my classes." "My bag had all my notebooks with all my notes from all my classes." "My bag had all my notebooks with all my notes from all my classes." "And their bag had wardrobe items from a transvestite repertory company." "And their bag had wardrobe items from a transvestite repertory company." "And their bag had wardrobe items from a transvestite repertory company." "Oh, my God." "You lost all your notebooks." "Oh, my God." "You lost all your notebooks." "Oh, my God." "You lost all your notebooks." "And I have three days to write, among other things," "And I have three days to write, among other things," "And I have three days to write, among other things, an essay exploring the themes of Great Expectations, an essay exploring the themes of Great Expectations, an essay exploring the themes of Great Expectations," " Can I have an MM?" "." " One." " Can I have an MM?" "." " One." " Can I have an MM?" "." " One." "Only because you're so messed up." "Only because you're so messed up." "Only because you're so messed up." "I love Great Expectations, Maybe I can help you." "I love Great Expectations, Maybe I can help you." "I love Great Expectations, Maybe I can help you." "OK." "What about your work?" "." "OK." "What about your work?" "." "OK." "What about your work?" "." "I don't know." "I think I have time to do both." "I don't know." "I think I have time to do both." "I don't know." "I think I have time to do both." "Do you think we can work together, I mean, no personal, emotional stuff?" "." "Do you think we can work together, I mean, no personal, emotional stuff?" "." "Do you think we can work together, I mean, no personal, emotional stuff?" "." " No kissing?" "." " None, until after finals." " No kissing?" "." " None, until after finals." " No kissing?" "." " None, until after finals." "You're saving my life." "You're saving my life." "You're saving my life." ""l felt that I could bear no more and that I must run away"'" ""l felt that I could bear no more and that I must run away"'" ""l felt that I could bear no more and that I must run away"'" "So it's like Dickens is saying that these kids are full of guilt." "So it's like Dickens is saying that these kids are full of guilt." "So it's like Dickens is saying that these kids are full of guilt." "They're totally terrified, living without any support or nurturing." "They're totally terrified, living without any support or nurturing." "They're totally terrified, living without any support or nurturing." "I mean, their parents are either incompetent or absent." "I mean, their parents are either incompetent or absent." "I mean, their parents are either incompetent or absent." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "What are you doing?" "." "Do you use powder or something?" "." "Do you use powder or something?" "." "Do you use powder or something?" "." "Are you learning anything?" "." "Are you learning anything?" "." "Are you learning anything?" "." "The way you smell, I'm forgetting things I learned in high school." "The way you smell, I'm forgetting things I learned in high school." "The way you smell, I'm forgetting things I learned in high school." "Maybe studying in a private cubicle isn't the best thing for us." "Maybe studying in a private cubicle isn't the best thing for us." "Maybe studying in a private cubicle isn't the best thing for us." "Have you given any thought to what you and I are?" "." "Have you given any thought to what you and I are?" "." "Have you given any thought to what you and I are?" "." "We can't just start talking about that because..." "We can't just start talking about that because..." "We can't just start talking about that because..." "Right." "Right." "Right." "Come on!" "What's going on?" "." "Come on!" "What's going on?" "." "Come on!" "What's going on?" "." "Get a room." "Get a room." "Get a room." "Does anybody have the time?" "." "Does anybody have the time?" "." "Does anybody have the time?" "." "It's almost nine." "It's almost nine." "It's almost nine." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks." ""..one who was toiling home barefoot" ""..one who was toiling home barefoot" ""..one who was toiling home barefoot and whose wanderings had lasted many years"' and whose wanderings had lasted many years"' and whose wanderings had lasted many years"'" "So the idea is that everyone has great expectations," "So the idea is that everyone has great expectations," "So the idea is that everyone has great expectations, you know, crazy dreams, visions of what our lives could be you know, crazy dreams, visions of what our lives could be you know, crazy dreams, visions of what our lives could be" "that make us do ridiculous things, that make us do ridiculous things, that make us do ridiculous things, but Dickens is saying that we can mature and grow out of them." "but Dickens is saying that we can mature and grow out of them." "but Dickens is saying that we can mature and grow out of them." "Noel." "Noel." "Noel." "Hey, we're here to study, OK?" "." "Not to flirt." "So cut it out." "Hey, we're here to study, OK?" "." "Not to flirt." "So cut it out." "Hey, we're here to study, OK?" "." "Not to flirt." "So cut it out." "I'm serious, you've gotta learn this Dickens." "I have my own work to do." "I'm serious, you've gotta learn this Dickens." "I have my own work to do." "I'm serious, you've gotta learn this Dickens." "I have my own work to do." "I don't care." "I don't care." "I don't care." "You haven't been listening to me at all, have you?" "." "You haven't been listening to me at all, have you?" "." "You haven't been listening to me at all, have you?" "." "Can you remember one theme from this book?" "." "Can you remember one theme from this book?" "." "Can you remember one theme from this book?" "." "Yeah." "That... sacrifice and passion," "Yeah." "That... sacrifice and passion," "Yeah." "That... sacrifice and passion, even if it's unappreciated or taken for granted, even if it's unappreciated or taken for granted, even if it's unappreciated or taken for granted, in the end is meaningful and good." "in the end is meaningful and good." "in the end is meaningful and good." "Let's go up to the stacks." "Let's go up to the stacks." "Let's go up to the stacks." "And make out until finals are over?" "." "And make out until finals are over?" "." "And make out until finals are over?" "." "Just for, like, an hour." "Just for, like, an hour." "Just for, like, an hour." "So, what are we, just good friends making out, or something else?" "." "So, what are we, just good friends making out, or something else?" "." "So, what are we, just good friends making out, or something else?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "What?" "." "Isn't he on our floor?" "." "Isn't he on our floor?" "." "Isn't he on our floor?" "." " Hey, Richard." " Hey." "You're the RA." " Hey, Richard." " Hey." "You're the RA." " Hey, Richard." " Hey." "You're the RA." "You're not supposed to be kissing a student." "You're not supposed to be kissing a student." "You're not supposed to be kissing a student." "We weren't exactly kissing." "We weren't exactly kissing." "We weren't exactly kissing." " I'm gonna report you." " Richard, wait." " I'm gonna report you." " Richard, wait." " I'm gonna report you." " Richard, wait." " I'm gonna report your ass!" " Wait." "Wait a second." "Hold on." " I'm gonna report your ass!" " Wait." "Wait a second." "Hold on." " I'm gonna report your ass!" " Wait." "Wait a second." "Hold on." "Hey, will you come back here?" "." "Richard." "Hey, will you come back here?" "." "Richard." "Hey, will you come back here?" "." "Richard." "Noel?" "." "Noel?" "." "Noel?" "." "Fresh fruit?" "." "You guys want some fruit?" "." "Fresh fruit?" "." "You guys want some fruit?" "." "Fresh fruit?" "." "You guys want some fruit?" "." "No." "No." "No." "Nature's candy right here." "Someone could use a banana." "Am I right?" "." "Nature's candy right here." "Someone could use a banana." "Am I right?" "." "Nature's candy right here." "Someone could use a banana." "Am I right?" "." "No?" "." "Fresh fruit?" "." "You want?" "." "No?" "." "Fresh fruit?" "." "You want?" "." "No?" "." "Fresh fruit?" "." "You want?" "." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." " You know Ben, right?" "." " I don't need any fruit." " You know Ben, right?" "." " I don't need any fruit." " You know Ben, right?" "." " I don't need any fruit." "Do you know what happens to a body when it's denied vitamin C?" "." "Do you know what happens to a body when it's denied vitamin C?" "." "Do you know what happens to a body when it's denied vitamin C?" "." "Do you know what happens to a man whose ass I kick?" "." "Do you know what happens to a man whose ass I kick?" "." "Do you know what happens to a man whose ass I kick?" "." " Hey, one apple, one dollar." " One answer, no." " Hey, one apple, one dollar." " One answer, no." " Hey, one apple, one dollar." " One answer, no." "If you eat that candy all night, you'll get a sugar low in an hour." "If you eat that candy all night, you'll get a sugar low in an hour." "If you eat that candy all night, you'll get a sugar low in an hour." "Have you seen Noel anywhere?" "." "I have all his stuff." "Have you seen Noel anywhere?" "." "I have all his stuff." "Have you seen Noel anywhere?" "." "I have all his stuff." " Hi." " You want some fruit?" "." " Hi." " You want some fruit?" "." " Hi." " You want some fruit?" "." "Excuse me?" "." "Excuse me?" "." "Excuse me?" "." "Are you aware of the connection between vitamin C and infertility?" "." "Are you aware of the connection between vitamin C and infertility?" "." "Are you aware of the connection between vitamin C and infertility?" "." "I don't wanna get pregnant." "I just wanna pass my finals." "I don't wanna get pregnant." "I just wanna pass my finals." "I don't wanna get pregnant." "I just wanna pass my finals." "I can't believe how much work I have to do." "I can't believe how much work I have to do." "I can't believe how much work I have to do." "Alright." "If you don't wanna have kids..." "Alright." "If you don't wanna have kids..." "Alright." "If you don't wanna have kids..." "No, I haven't seen Noel." "No, I haven't seen Noel." "No, I haven't seen Noel." "So, what?" "." "You guys boning yet or not?" "." "So, what?" "." "You guys boning yet or not?" "." "So, what?" "." "You guys boning yet or not?" "." "As if I would tell you if there was any boning involved." "My God." "As if I would tell you if there was any boning involved." "My God." "As if I would tell you if there was any boning involved." "My God." "Hey." "I know what I'm about to do is really stupid, but I need your help." "Hey." "I know what I'm about to do is really stupid, but I need your help." "Hey." "I know what I'm about to do is really stupid, but I need your help." "I'm lost." "We have a final on poems I don't understand." "I'm lost." "We have a final on poems I don't understand." "I'm lost." "We have a final on poems I don't understand." " What, the Keats?" "." " Yeah." " What, the Keats?" "." " Yeah." " What, the Keats?" "." " Yeah." "Don't say it like it's the easiest stuff ever." "Don't say it like it's the easiest stuff ever." "Don't say it like it's the easiest stuff ever." "OK." "Have you read "The Eve of St Agnes?" ". " It's a good one." "OK." "Have you read "The Eve of St Agnes?" ". " It's a good one." "OK." "Have you read "The Eve of St Agnes?" ". " It's a good one." "Could that poem be any longer?" "." "Could that poem be any longer?" "." "Could that poem be any longer?" "." "I'm not the smartest guy, but I'm not a moron." "I'm not the smartest guy, but I'm not a moron." "I'm not the smartest guy, but I'm not a moron." "It's about the feast of St Agnes," "It's about the feast of St Agnes," "It's about the feast of St Agnes, the virgin who performs some ritual the night before the saint's day, the virgin who performs some ritual the night before the saint's day, the virgin who performs some ritual the night before the saint's day," "and she's granted a vision of her future husband." "and she's granted a vision of her future husband." "and she's granted a vision of her future husband." "Really?" "." "Really?" "." "Really?" "." " I'm trying to do my system." " Felicity, you owe me this." " I'm trying to do my system." " Felicity, you owe me this." " I'm trying to do my system." " Felicity, you owe me this." "After that essay, my grade's in trouble." "After that essay, my grade's in trouble." "After that essay, my grade's in trouble." "If I don't get at least a B in this final, I get a D in the class." "If I don't get at least a B in this final, I get a D in the class." "If I don't get at least a B in this final, I get a D in the class." "I need your help." "I need your help." "I need your help." "Please." "Please." "Please." " OK." "I'll do it." " Yeah?" "." " OK." "I'll do it." " Yeah?" "." " OK." "I'll do it." " Yeah?" "." " Yeah." " OK." " Yeah." " OK." " Yeah." " OK." "Because I just..." "I saw you studying with Noel." "Because I just..." "I saw you studying with Noel." "Because I just..." "I saw you studying with Noel." "He won't mind?" "." "He won't mind?" "." "He won't mind?" "." "No, of course not." "Not at all." "No, of course not." "Not at all." "No, of course not." "Not at all." "I'll meet you in the lounge in 20 minutes." "I'll meet you in the lounge in 20 minutes." "I'll meet you in the lounge in 20 minutes." "Thank you." "Thanks very much." "Thank you." "Thanks very much." "Thank you." "Thanks very much." "You have time to help someone else" "You have time to help someone else" "You have time to help someone else and Noel won't mind you working with Ben?" "." "and Noel won't mind you working with Ben?" "." "and Noel won't mind you working with Ben?" "." "I don't believe either of those." "I don't believe either of those." "I don't believe either of those." "No, me neither." "No, me neither." "No, me neither." "One." "One." "One." "Richard." "I've been looking all over for you." "You disappeared." "Richard." "I've been looking all over for you." "You disappeared." "Richard." "I've been looking all over for you." "You disappeared." "It doesn't feel good, does it?" "." "Being reported." "It doesn't feel good, does it?" "." "Being reported." "It doesn't feel good, does it?" "." "Being reported." " You didn't do it yet, did you?" "." " Not yet." " You didn't do it yet, did you?" "." " Not yet." " You didn't do it yet, did you?" "." " Not yet." "Not yet?" "." "Good, OK." "Well, don't." "Not yet?" "." "Good, OK." "Well, don't." "Not yet?" "." "Good, OK." "Well, don't." "Well, did you report me?" "." "And my barbecue?" "." "Well, did you report me?" "." "And my barbecue?" "." "Well, did you report me?" "." "And my barbecue?" "." " You did, didn't you?" "." " It's my job." " You did, didn't you?" "." " It's my job." " You did, didn't you?" "." " It's my job." " Is it your job to feel up advisees?" "." " No, that part's not my job." " Is it your job to feel up advisees?" "." " No, that part's not my job." " Is it your job to feel up advisees?" "." " No, that part's not my job." "But me kissing a student isn't as dangerous as you lighting a barbecue." "But me kissing a student isn't as dangerous as you lighting a barbecue." "But me kissing a student isn't as dangerous as you lighting a barbecue." "Don't take the Clinton defence." "You break a rule, you break a rule." "Don't take the Clinton defence." "You break a rule, you break a rule." "Don't take the Clinton defence." "You break a rule, you break a rule." "I'm gonna go buy a hamburger." "I'm not allowed to make them myself." "I'm gonna go buy a hamburger." "I'm not allowed to make them myself." "I'm gonna go buy a hamburger." "I'm not allowed to make them myself." "Please, don't report me." "Please, don't report me." "Please, don't report me." " I'm still trying to decide." " Decide what?" "." " I'm still trying to decide." " Decide what?" "." " I'm still trying to decide." " Decide what?" "." "Whether or not I think you're fit to be an RA." "Whether or not I think you're fit to be an RA." "Whether or not I think you're fit to be an RA." "Hey, have you seen Felicity?" "." "Hey, have you seen Felicity?" "." "Hey, have you seen Felicity?" "." "Why don't you two put LoJack's on each other?" "." "Why don't you two put LoJack's on each other?" "." "Why don't you two put LoJack's on each other?" "." "Yeah, OK, we'll do that." "Have you seen her?" "." "Yeah, OK, we'll do that." "Have you seen her?" "." "Yeah, OK, we'll do that." "Have you seen her?" "." "She's working with Ben." "She's working with Ben." "She's working with Ben." "Look, you don't have to pretend that this doesn't rip you to shreds." "Look, you don't have to pretend that this doesn't rip you to shreds." "Look, you don't have to pretend that this doesn't rip you to shreds." "It doesn't rip me to shreds." "I'm more of a man than you give me credit for." "It doesn't rip me to shreds." "I'm more of a man than you give me credit for." "It doesn't rip me to shreds." "I'm more of a man than you give me credit for." "Whatever." "Look, she was looking for you, but then you disappeared." "Whatever." "Look, she was looking for you, but then you disappeared." "Whatever." "Look, she was looking for you, but then you disappeared." "Ben was desperate, and she said if I saw you to tell you" "Ben was desperate, and she said if I saw you to tell you" "Ben was desperate, and she said if I saw you to tell you that she would leave a message for you on your answering machine." "that she would leave a message for you on your answering machine." "that she would leave a message for you on your answering machine." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." ""Was it a vision or a waking dream?" ". "" ""Was it a vision or a waking dream?" ". "" ""Was it a vision or a waking dream?" ". "" ""Fled is that music:" "Do I wake or sleep?" ". "" ""Fled is that music:" "Do I wake or sleep?" ". "" ""Fled is that music:" "Do I wake or sleep?" ". "" "So, like with "Ode on a Grecian Urn", it's about contradiction," "So, like with "Ode on a Grecian Urn", it's about contradiction," "So, like with "Ode on a Grecian Urn", it's about contradiction, that fantasy and dreams can distract you from your painful reality." "that fantasy and dreams can distract you from your painful reality." "that fantasy and dreams can distract you from your painful reality." "You get all this from reading it?" "." "You don't even have to figure it out?" "." "You get all this from reading it?" "." "You don't even have to figure it out?" "." "You get all this from reading it?" "." "You don't even have to figure it out?" "." " Poetry is the greatest." " Well, pizza's the greatest." " Poetry is the greatest." " Well, pizza's the greatest." " Poetry is the greatest." " Well, pizza's the greatest." "When you read poetry..." "When you read poetry..." "When you read poetry..." "Sorry." "It's... a nervous reaction." "Sorry." "It's... a nervous reaction." "Sorry." "It's... a nervous reaction." "Whenever I get stressed out." "Whenever I get stressed out." "Whenever I get stressed out." "Right, OK." "Try holding your breath for as long as you can." "Right, OK." "Try holding your breath for as long as you can." "Right, OK." "Try holding your breath for as long as you can." "When you can't hold that, take another breath" "When you can't hold that, take another breath" "When you can't hold that, take another breath and hold that for as long as you can." "and hold that for as long as you can." "and hold that for as long as you can." " OK." " OK." " OK." " OK." " OK." " OK." "So when are you going home for Christmas?" "." "So when are you going home for Christmas?" "." "So when are you going home for Christmas?" "." " Saturday morning." " So am I." " Saturday morning." " So am I." " Saturday morning." " So am I." "Do you wanna share a ride to the airport?" "." "Do you wanna share a ride to the airport?" "." "Do you wanna share a ride to the airport?" "." " Sure, yeah." " OK." " Sure, yeah." " OK." " Sure, yeah." " OK." "Is Noel going with you?" "." "Is Noel going with you?" "." "Is Noel going with you?" "." " What, to Palo Alto?" "." " Yeah." " What, to Palo Alto?" "." " Yeah." " What, to Palo Alto?" "." " Yeah." "No." "Why?" "." "No." "Why?" "." "No." "Why?" "." "No, I was just curious." "No, I was just curious." "No, I was just curious." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "No luck." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "No luck." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "No luck." "Have you tried drinking water from the opposite side of the glass?" "." "Have you tried drinking water from the opposite side of the glass?" "." "Have you tried drinking water from the opposite side of the glass?" "." "Yeah." "That never works for me." "Yeah." "That never works for me." "Yeah." "That never works for me." "How about breathing into a paper bag?" "." "How about breathing into a paper bag?" "." "How about breathing into a paper bag?" "." " No." " You know what always works for me?" "." " No." " You know what always works for me?" "." " No." " You know what always works for me?" "." "Holding a penny between my toes and thinking of three bald men." "Holding a penny between my toes and thinking of three bald men." "Holding a penny between my toes and thinking of three bald men." "They don't have to be bald." "That's..." "They don't have to be bald." "That's..." "They don't have to be bald." "That's..." "OK, then I'll just think of me and..." "two other guys." "OK, then I'll just think of me and..." "two other guys." "OK, then I'll just think of me and..." "two other guys." "Yeah." "Technically, that would work." "Yeah." "Technically, that would work." "Yeah." "Technically, that would work." "Do you wanna go to the reserve reading room?" "." "It's probably quieter." "Do you wanna go to the reserve reading room?" "." "It's probably quieter." "Do you wanna go to the reserve reading room?" "." "It's probably quieter." "You have one new message," "You have one new message," "You have one new message," "Noel, where the hell are you?" "Ben needs some help," "Noel, where the hell are you?" "Ben needs some help," "Noel, where the hell are you?" "Ben needs some help," "You know I screwed him up with that essay thing," "You know I screwed him up with that essay thing," "You know I screwed him up with that essay thing, so I'm gonna work with him for an hour, so I'm gonna work with him for an hour, so I'm gonna work with him for an hour," "I should be in the lounge, Come and find me," "I should be in the lounge, Come and find me," "I should be in the lounge, Come and find me," "Or leave a message on my machine, See you later," "Or leave a message on my machine, See you later," "Or leave a message on my machine, See you later," "Want some fruit?" "." "Want some fruit?" "." "Want some fruit?" "." "Fruit, fresh fruit." "Bananas, apples." "Fruit, fresh fruit." "Bananas, apples." "Fruit, fresh fruit." "Bananas, apples." "Keeps you regular." "Fruit?" "." "No?" "." "Keeps you regular." "Fruit?" "." "No?" "." "Keeps you regular." "Fruit?" "." "No?" "." "Hey." "Want a banana?" "." "You look like you could use..." "Hey." "Want a banana?" "." "You look like you could use..." "Hey." "Want a banana?" "." "You look like you could use..." "Fruit?" "." "Fruit?" "." "Fruit?" "." "No?" "." "You sure?" "." "No?" "." "You sure?" "." "No?" "." "You sure?" "." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." " You're selling fruit?" "." " Yeah." "Well, I'm trying to." " You're selling fruit?" "." " Yeah." "Well, I'm trying to." " You're selling fruit?" "." " Yeah." "Well, I'm trying to." " What are you doing?" "." " Economics final." " What are you doing?" "." " Economics final." " What are you doing?" "." " Economics final." "I'm supposed to give examples of supply-and-demand analysis." "I'm supposed to give examples of supply-and-demand analysis." "I'm supposed to give examples of supply-and-demand analysis." " Wanna do it for me?" "." " No, thanks." " Wanna do it for me?" "." " No, thanks." " Wanna do it for me?" "." " No, thanks." " I got my own mountain to climb." " The fruit mountain." " I got my own mountain to climb." " The fruit mountain." " I got my own mountain to climb." " The fruit mountain." "Supply-and-demand analysis, that's my specialty." "Supply-and-demand analysis, that's my specialty." "Supply-and-demand analysis, that's my specialty." "Yeah, I went to Harvard." "Not the business school." "Yeah, I went to Harvard." "Not the business school." "Yeah, I went to Harvard." "Not the business school." "It was a summer programme." "I learned all that stuff." "It was a summer programme." "I learned all that stuff." "It was a summer programme." "I learned all that stuff." "Theory, policy issues, income distribution, economic growth," "Theory, policy issues, income distribution, economic growth," "Theory, policy issues, income distribution, economic growth, problems in international trade, all that stuff." "problems in international trade, all that stuff." "problems in international trade, all that stuff." "So why are you selling fruit?" "." "So why are you selling fruit?" "." "So why are you selling fruit?" "." "It's tasty, it's good for you." "It's tasty, it's good for you." "It's tasty, it's good for you." " It's a stupid thing to sell." " No, it's not." " It's a stupid thing to sell." " No, it's not." " It's a stupid thing to sell." " No, it's not." " How much are you charging?" "." " A dollar." " How much are you charging?" "." " A dollar." " How much are you charging?" "." " A dollar." "A dollar?" "." "Like anybody would actually fall for that." "A dollar?" "." "Like anybody would actually fall for that." "A dollar?" "." "Like anybody would actually fall for that." "Would you like to buy an orange for a dollar?" "." "Would you like to buy an orange for a dollar?" "." "Would you like to buy an orange for a dollar?" "." "Sure." "Sure." "Sure." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks." " Has Felicity been in here?" "." " I don't think so." " Has Felicity been in here?" "." " I don't think so." " Has Felicity been in here?" "." " I don't think so." "Everyone I've seen has been pretty well-dressed." "Everyone I've seen has been pretty well-dressed." "Everyone I've seen has been pretty well-dressed." " Dammit." " What's your problem?" "." " Dammit." " What's your problem?" "." " Dammit." " What's your problem?" "." "Wow." "Well, I don't know where to begin." "Wow." "Well, I don't know where to begin." "Wow." "Well, I don't know where to begin." "If you're actually gonna answer, could you not?" "." "If you're actually gonna answer, could you not?" "." "If you're actually gonna answer, could you not?" "." "She sort of left me hanging." "Felicity was supposed to help me study and..." "She sort of left me hanging." "Felicity was supposed to help me study and..." "She sort of left me hanging." "Felicity was supposed to help me study and..." "Never mind." "Never mind." "Never mind." "You need smart powder." "You need smart powder." "You need smart powder." "Smart powder." "Smart powder." "Smart powder." "How do you think I maintain a social life and get sustainable grades?" "." "How do you think I maintain a social life and get sustainable grades?" "." "How do you think I maintain a social life and get sustainable grades?" "." "I figured you just maintained the social life." "I figured you just maintained the social life." "I figured you just maintained the social life." "It's a blend of herbs and minerals, extracts and roots." "It's a blend of herbs and minerals, extracts and roots." "It's a blend of herbs and minerals, extracts and roots." "It's all organic." "It's all organic." "It's all organic." "Two teaspoons of this in water gives you a photographic memory." "Two teaspoons of this in water gives you a photographic memory." "Two teaspoons of this in water gives you a photographic memory." " No, it doesn't." " OK." " No, it doesn't." " OK." " No, it doesn't." " OK." " Where do you get out?" "." " Little shop on Warren Street." " Where do you get out?" "." " Little shop on Warren Street." " Where do you get out?" "." " Little shop on Warren Street." "I could sell you some for 1 0 bucks." "I could sell you some for 1 0 bucks." "I could sell you some for 1 0 bucks." " Come on." " You don't want a banana." "Red apple?" "." " Come on." " You don't want a banana." "Red apple?" "." " Come on." " You don't want a banana." "Red apple?" "." " That'll be two bucks." " Yes!" " That'll be two bucks." " Yes!" " That'll be two bucks." " Yes!" "Bye." "Bye." "Bye." " Come home to papa." " I feel so guilty." " Come home to papa." " I feel so guilty." " Come home to papa." " I feel so guilty." "I sold that guy an apple for two bucks." "I sold that guy an apple for two bucks." "I sold that guy an apple for two bucks." "It's perfect." "Beautiful girl selling fruit." "Goes back to the Bible." "It's perfect." "Beautiful girl selling fruit." "Goes back to the Bible." "It's perfect." "Beautiful girl selling fruit." "Goes back to the Bible." "I did my part." "Now teach me about basic microeconomic principles." "I did my part." "Now teach me about basic microeconomic principles." "I did my part." "Now teach me about basic microeconomic principles." "I still see an apple and a banana in here." "I still see an apple and a banana in here." "I still see an apple and a banana in here." " And get four bucks if you can." " Whatever." " And get four bucks if you can." " Whatever." " And get four bucks if you can." " Whatever." "You still haven't seen Felicity, have you?" "." "You still haven't seen Felicity, have you?" "." "You still haven't seen Felicity, have you?" "." " What the hell are you on?" "." " On?" "." "What am I on?" "." " What the hell are you on?" "." " On?" "." "What am I on?" "." " What the hell are you on?" "." " On?" "." "What am I on?" "." "My God!" "You look so small, just sitting there." "My God!" "You look so small, just sitting there." "My God!" "You look so small, just sitting there." " And you're sweating." " You would be too if you were me." " And you're sweating." " You would be too if you were me." " And you're sweating." " You would be too if you were me." "You'd be me and you'd be sweating." "Is it cold?" "." "You'd be me and you'd be sweating." "Is it cold?" "." "You'd be me and you'd be sweating." "Is it cold?" "." " No." " Right." "I'm a little scared." " No." " Right." "I'm a little scared." " No." " Right." "I'm a little scared." "You're a future doctor." "Does my heartbeat seem fast to you?" "." "You're a future doctor." "Does my heartbeat seem fast to you?" "." "You're a future doctor." "Does my heartbeat seem fast to you?" "." "That can't be your heart." "That can't be your heart." "That can't be your heart." " Hey, I got a question for you." " You look sick." " Hey, I got a question for you." " You look sick." " Hey, I got a question for you." " You look sick." " Were there beets in that powder?" "." " I don't know." " Were there beets in that powder?" "." " I don't know." " Were there beets in that powder?" "." " I don't know." " There were roots in there." " Cos I get a reaction to beets." " There were roots in there." " Cos I get a reaction to beets." " There were roots in there." " Cos I get a reaction to beets." " What happens?" "." " This happens." "I get a little hyper." " What happens?" "." " This happens." "I get a little hyper." " What happens?" "." " This happens." "I get a little hyper." "You're gonna get real hyper." "Cos that powder's concentrated 200 %." "You're gonna get real hyper." "Cos that powder's concentrated 200 %." "You're gonna get real hyper." "Cos that powder's concentrated 200 %." "Stop talking so slowly!" "Stop talking so slowly!" "Stop talking so slowly!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Wow!" " Thanks." " You're welcome." " Thanks." " You're welcome." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "You know, I'm not very hungry." "I'm fine." "You know, I'm not very hungry." "I'm fine." "You know, I'm not very hungry." "I'm fine." "You need some food in your system." "You need some food in your system." "You need some food in your system." "I'm not really the biggest fan of warm milk." "I'm not really the biggest fan of warm milk." "I'm not really the biggest fan of warm milk." "Just drink it." "Just drink it." "Just drink it." "I didn't mean to freak out like that." "It's just that damn smart powder." "I didn't mean to freak out like that." "It's just that damn smart powder." "I didn't mean to freak out like that." "It's just that damn smart powder." "I was on the track team at high school." "I was on the track team at high school." "I was on the track team at high school." "Some of these guys would drink power shakes, for energy." "Some of these guys would drink power shakes, for energy." "Some of these guys would drink power shakes, for energy." "Some would have weird reactions like this." "Some would have weird reactions like this." "Some would have weird reactions like this." " Yeah?" "." " Yeah." " Yeah?" "." " Yeah." " Yeah?" "." " Yeah." "But some food and some warm milk should do the trick." "But some food and some warm milk should do the trick." "But some food and some warm milk should do the trick." " This is very nice." " Don't worry about it." " This is very nice." " Don't worry about it." " This is very nice." " Don't worry about it." "You should know that she likes you." "You should know that she likes you." "You should know that she likes you." " You think?" "." " Yeah." " You think?" "." " Yeah." " You think?" "." " Yeah." " No." " Yes." " No." " Yes." " No." " Yes." "Come on, I mean,..." "Come on, I mean,..." "Come on, I mean,... we all know you're the one, the prize, the unrequited nightmare." "we all know you're the one, the prize, the unrequited nightmare." "we all know you're the one, the prize, the unrequited nightmare." "That's just the way it is." "That's just the way it is." "That's just the way it is." "No." "I'm telling you, Felicity was talking all about you." "No." "I'm telling you, Felicity was talking all about you." "No." "I'm telling you, Felicity was talking all about you." "When you say "all about you", what does that mean?" "." "When you say "all about you", what does that mean?" "." "When you say "all about you", what does that mean?" "." "She said that you were her best friend," "She said that you were her best friend," "She said that you were her best friend, and one of the most level-headed guys she knows." "and one of the most level-headed guys she knows." "and one of the most level-headed guys she knows." "Well, that's sexy." "Well, that's sexy." "Well, that's sexy." "Look, she likes you." "She told me." "Look, she likes you." "She told me." "Look, she likes you." "She told me." "Was that, like, just before I burst in the room like a psychopath?" "." "Was that, like, just before I burst in the room like a psychopath?" "." "Was that, like, just before I burst in the room like a psychopath?" "." "Yeah, about three seconds." "Yeah, about three seconds." "Yeah, about three seconds." " I'm sure she thinks I'm a freak." " No, I'm sure she doesn't." " I'm sure she thinks I'm a freak." " No, I'm sure she doesn't." " I'm sure she thinks I'm a freak." " No, I'm sure she doesn't." "Noel was such a freak." "Noel was such a freak." "Noel was such a freak." "You should have seen him." "It was insane." "You should have seen him." "It was insane." "You should have seen him." "It was insane." "Anyway, finals were starting the next day" "Anyway, finals were starting the next day" "Anyway, finals were starting the next day and I just knew for three days I would be in hell." "and I just knew for three days I would be in hell." "and I just knew for three days I would be in hell." "Thank God for Elena, She offered me the secrets of her system," "Thank God for Elena, She offered me the secrets of her system," "Thank God for Elena, She offered me the secrets of her system," "My first college finals experience went by in a blur," "My first college finals experience went by in a blur," "My first college finals experience went by in a blur," "The amazing thing was that in this one concentrated place" "The amazing thing was that in this one concentrated place" "The amazing thing was that in this one concentrated place for this one concentrated time, for this one concentrated time, for this one concentrated time, everyone, people I knew, people I didn't know, everyone, people I knew, people I didn't know," "everyone, people I knew, people I didn't know, everyone was working so hard, everyone was working so hard, everyone was working so hard," "The weirdest part is that in those crazy three days," "The weirdest part is that in those crazy three days," "The weirdest part is that in those crazy three days," "I didn 't see Noel once," "I didn 't see Noel once," "I didn 't see Noel once," "Hi." "This is probably against all the rules." "Say no if you need to." "Hi." "This is probably against all the rules." "Say no if you need to." "Hi." "This is probably against all the rules." "Say no if you need to." "But is there any way I can go to the bathroom?" "." "But is there any way I can go to the bathroom?" "." "But is there any way I can go to the bathroom?" "." "T echnically, no, but you're cute." "T echnically, no, but you're cute." "Technically, no, but you're cute." " Forget it." "I don't wanna go." " I'm kidding." " Forget it." "I don't wanna go." " I'm kidding." " Forget it." "I don't wanna go." " I'm kidding." "Just give me your essay while you're gone." "Just give me your essay while you're gone." "Just give me your essay while you're gone." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Hi." "I'm kind of in the middle of something." "Hi." "I'm kind of in the middle of something." "Hi." "I'm kind of in the middle of something." "My uncle died." "My uncle died." "My uncle died." "Yeah, he took a turn for the worse" "Yeah, he took a turn for the worse" "Yeah, he took a turn for the worse and then, you know, a turn for the worse." "and then, you know, a turn for the worse." "and then, you know, a turn for the worse." " I'm sorry." " It's OK." " I'm sorry." " It's OK." " I'm sorry." " It's OK." "But I wanted to see you because I'm leaving today." "But I wanted to see you because I'm leaving today." "But I wanted to see you because I'm leaving today." "T oday?" "." "T oday?" "." "T oday?" "." "And also to apologise for that insane outburst earlier." "And also to apologise for that insane outburst earlier." "And also to apologise for that insane outburst earlier." " I heard about the smart powder." " Yeah." " I heard about the smart powder." " Yeah." " I heard about the smart powder." " Yeah." "Don't ever eat anything Meghan gives you." "For ever." "Don't ever eat anything Meghan gives you." "For ever." "Don't ever eat anything Meghan gives you." "For ever." " It might kill you." " So, God, what time do you leave?" "." " It might kill you." " So, God, what time do you leave?" "." " It might kill you." " So, God, what time do you leave?" "." "My flight's in two hours." "My flight's in two hours." "My flight's in two hours." "Look, I wanted to see you because I was so panicked" "Look, I wanted to see you because I was so panicked" "Look, I wanted to see you because I was so panicked about figuring out what we are, defining it, about figuring out what we are, defining it, about figuring out what we are, defining it," "like it was some kind of temporary, fleeting, lucky thing." "like it was some kind of temporary, fleeting, lucky thing." "like it was some kind of temporary, fleeting, lucky thing." "I was so afraid that if we didn't figure out what was going on" "I was so afraid that if we didn't figure out what was going on" "I was so afraid that if we didn't figure out what was going on between you and me before we left for Christmas between you and me before we left for Christmas between you and me before we left for Christmas" "that it might be gone when we got back." "that it might be gone when we got back." "that it might be gone when we got back." "But that's stupid." "You and I are more than just a passing opportunity." "But that's stupid." "You and I are more than just a passing opportunity." "But that's stupid." "You and I are more than just a passing opportunity." "We don't need to rush what we are." "We don't need to rush what we are." "We don't need to rush what we are." "Even if that means a month knowing that you're in the same city as Ben." "Even if that means a month knowing that you're in the same city as Ben." "Even if that means a month knowing that you're in the same city as Ben." "Look, whatever we are, I love what we are," "Look, whatever we are, I love what we are," "Look, whatever we are, I love what we are, and we can figure it out in January." "and we can figure it out in January." "and we can figure it out in January." "How did that Great Expectations thing go?" "." "How did that Great Expectations thing go?" "." "How did that Great Expectations thing go?" "." "I feel really good about that paper." "I feel really good about that paper." "I feel really good about that paper." "The powder might have made me a little crazy, but I think it worked." "The powder might have made me a little crazy, but I think it worked." "The powder might have made me a little crazy, but I think it worked." "So I'll see you next year?" "." "So I'll see you next year?" "." "So I'll see you next year?" "." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Like I said, it was a blur, and before I knew it, finals were over," "Like I said, it was a blur, and before I knew it, finals were over," "Like I said, it was a blur, and before I knew it, finals were over," " Hello?" "." " Hi." "It's Felicity." " Hello?" "." " Hi." "It's Felicity." " Hello?" "." " Hi." "It's Felicity." "Hey." "Hey, what's up?" "." "Hey." "Hey, what's up?" "." "Hey." "Hey, what's up?" "." "So, I'm gonna leave for the airport in about an hour and I just..." "So, I'm gonna leave for the airport in about an hour and I just..." "So, I'm gonna leave for the airport in about an hour and I just..." "Well, do you still wanna share a cab?" "." "Well, do you still wanna share a cab?" "." "Well, do you still wanna share a cab?" "." "Yeah,..." "Yeah,..." "Yeah,..." " I'm not going back." " Why?" "." " I'm not going back." " Why?" "." " I'm not going back." " Why?" "." "I don't know." "I just decided to hang out," "I don't know." "I just decided to hang out," "I don't know." "I just decided to hang out, stay in New York instead, see what this place looks like, you know, stay in New York instead, see what this place looks like, you know, stay in New York instead, see what this place looks like, you know," " With snow?" "." " Yeah." " With snow?" "." " Yeah." " With snow?" "." " Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah." "OK." "Well,..." "I'll just see you when I get back, then." "OK." "Well,..." "I'll just see you when I get back, then." "OK." "Well,..." "I'll just see you when I get back, then." "Yeah, OK." "You have fun." "Yeah, OK." "You have fun." "Yeah, OK." "You have fun." " Bye," " Bye." " Bye," " Bye." " Bye," " Bye." "Dear Felicity, In the past few months," "Dear Felicity, In the past few months," "Dear Felicity, In the past few months," "I've become a real believer in not defining every single thing," "I've become a real believer in not defining every single thing," "I've become a real believer in not defining every single thing," "Every time you think you've figured out what something is," "Every time you think you've figured out what something is," "Every time you think you've figured out what something is, it just becomes something else, it just becomes something else, it just becomes something else," "My first Christmas at college was incredibly strange," "My first Christmas at college was incredibly strange," "My first Christmas at college was incredibly strange," "I remember leaving Brown really excited to get home," "I remember leaving Brown really excited to get home," "I remember leaving Brown really excited to get home," "I got back to California and was with my parents in the house I grew up in," "I got back to California and was with my parents in the house I grew up in," "I got back to California and was with my parents in the house I grew up in," "I just remember lying in bed feeling homesick," "I just remember lying in bed feeling homesick," "I just remember lying in bed feeling homesick," "I hope everything works out with you and Noel, I have hope," "I hope everything works out with you and Noel, I have hope," "I hope everything works out with you and Noel, I have hope," "And I wish you both, 3, 000 miles apart, a merry Christmas," "And I wish you both, 3, 000 miles apart, a merry Christmas," "And I wish you both, 3, 000 miles apart, a merry Christmas,"