"Everybody Loves Hypnotoad was filmed thousands of miles below a live studio audience." "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad will return after these messages." "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad is brought to you by" "Garry's All Purpose Music." "When you must listen to music, make it Garry's." "Calorie Substance." "Recommended by:" "Hypnotoad." "Guests of Hypnotoad stay at the historic Cragmont Human Cage where they are forced to fight for his amusement." "Everybody Loves Hypnotoad." "Season One." "Now available on DVD." "You get all 365 episodes." "Plus never before seen footage." "Commentaries from the writers and director." "All glory to the Hypnotoad." "And: hilarious outtakes!" "Cut!" "May cause internal bleeding." "Tonight at 11, a sneak peek at Hypnotoad's heart-pounding new medical drama," "Diagnosis Hypnosis." "On the count of 50, you will awaken feeling refreshed and remembering nothing." "One, two, three, four... five, six, seven, eight... nine, ten, eleven, twelve... thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen... fourteen..." "I..." "I'm sorry." "I'll have to start again." "One, two, three, four... five, six, seven, eight... nine, ten, eleven, twelve... thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen... seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty... twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three, twenty-four... twenty-five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight... twenty-nine, thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two... thirty-three, thirty-four, thirty-five, thirty-six... thirty-seven, thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty... forty-one, forty-two, forty-three, forty-four... forty-five, forty-six, forty-seven, forty-eight... forty-nine, fifty." "Next time on Everybody Loves Hypnotoad:"