"(ANT SQUEAKING)" "Oh, what's that over there?" "It looks like a picnic." "I Iove picnics." "You know, my mother used to take me on picnics." "I think I'd better get over there before the other ants in the neighborhood get the idea and take all the goodies." "Hey, now, that's good food." "They don't fool around when they go on a picnic." "These are good people." "Hey, Ant." "What's the matter?" "You lost, pal?" "I wanna talk to you for a minute." "As a matter of fact, I wanna talk to you about your future." "You know, you're talking to the wrong guy." "I'm semi-retired." "You know, it takes 200,000 ants just to make a decent sandwich and I'm having trouble with just one." "And the day is half over." "Hey, you know, speaking of day half over," "I gotta get this pie back to my little pad before it spoils." "Okay, you asked for it." "You try to talk nice to a guy and he turns his back on you." "So here goes." "Coconut cream pie." "You know how I know it's coconut?" "Because it's got a coconut in it." "And it hurts." "AII right, Ant." "You better say uncle." "(CRASHING)" "You kind of overshot the landing strip there, buddy." "Okay, Ant, I'm gonna huff and puff in reverse and inhale you out of house and home." "Oh, man." "There goes my HeppIewhite furniture and my pretty little Persian rug and all my Tabasco sauce." "(SLURPING)" "Of all the ants in the world, I gotta pick a kook." "It's just work, work, work all the time." "I mean it just ain't easy Iugging a picnic home." "I sure wish they'd deliver." "This time, instead of going to him, I'II force him to come to me or vice-versa." "Whichever works best." "You know what I mean?" "This is a sight you won't see often." "A grown aardvark making an anthill out of himself." "Boy, I tell you, it's a good thing us puny ants are strong, 'cause otherwise we'd just have to eat little things." "Work, work, work." "Sometimes I think a picnic is more trouble than it's worth." "You ever have the mumps?" "well, I got the kind with seeds in it and it's rough on the sinuses, believe me." "You gotta take it easy with bananas, 'cause one little bump and, boy, you got yourself a bruised banana." "It's no use, Ant, you won't give me the slip." "How do you Iike that?" "He gave me the slip and I just told him not to." "Today, we storm hill 90." "(IMITATING BUGLE)" "well, if he's gonna come in, I'm gonna get out." "There ain't room in this anthiII for both of us." "AARDVARK:" "Even in the dark, I can find my way around these tunnels." "What's this?" "I'II light a match and have a look." "(EXPLOSION)" "Look, how would I know he'd have central heating?" "Hey, Ant!" "Just to notify you, the aardvark strikes again, even again, and again if necessary." "No wonder he gets around so fast." "He's got his own subway." "Let's have a little light." "(TRAIN APPROACHING)" "On second thought, I Iike the dark better." "(TRAIN HORN BLARING)" "I know what I'II do." "I'II smoke him out." "It's the cheapest cigar I couId find." "Hey, what's the matter, pal?" "Didn't you read the warning on the package?" "Hey, can I do something for you, pal?" "(GROANING) Oh, yeah." "Make a wish for me." "Wish I was dead." "You know, I'm thinking of starting an anti-ant protest movement." "It's time somebody put their foot down." "Hey there, buddy, be careful." "(EXPLOSION)" "You know, the moral of this story is people who live near Iandmines should tread lightly and I do mean lightly." "I'm an anteater, and wherever there's a picnic, sooner or later an ant is going to show up." "I'II just stick around." "Something small approaches." "hold it." "Hey, what's this?" "I don't believe it." "They got motorcycles for ants?" "well, you know how it is." "With transistors, they can miniaturize anything these days." "well, it won't do you any good, Ant, because I'm having you for lunch." "That's what you think, pal." "So it shouldn't be a total loss." "I'II get him on the return trip." "(BRAKES SQUEAL)" "ANT:" "Man, I never saw so much delicious food." "Boy, this French bread sure makes a great peanut butter sandwich." "Here he comes." "You know, peanut butter really sticks to the roof of your back." "This time I'II give him a good smack." "Then I'II have a snack." "You're wasting your time, pal." "Wasting my time, am I?" "well, we'II just see about that." "I can't fall this time." "He's got to come this way." "(GROANING)" "Anybody know a good tailor?" "I think I need a new tail." "Why go through a Iot of work to catch an ant when I can use Instant hole?" "The latest scientific discovery." "Phooey with science." "It doesn't work." "I'II have to run him down." "(CRASHING)" "I was wrong." "Instant hole does work." "It works rotten." "Just goes to show you what you can get these days on a credit card." "AII right, wise guy, you met your match." "You press down on the starter and... (CRASHING)" "That salesman didn't explain to me about reverse." "(THUDDING)" "He ought to be along any minute." "Aha !" "Right on schedule." "(ENGINE SPUTTERING)" "Oh boy, that was a close one." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(THUDDING)" "Aha !" "There he is." "This ought to stop him." "Oh no, not Instant hole again." "(THUDDING)" "I hate you, Instant hole." "By golly, I believe he wants to drag." "Okay, buddy, Iet's go." "(CRASHING)" "Boy, I just love eggs." "He likes eggs, good." "I got a lulu for him." "(GRUNTING)" "And to think this picture started out to be a picnic." "hello, there." "Let me introduce myself." "I'm an aardvark." "I eat ants for a living." "I'm a functional creation." "Check the profile." "That's a profile." "And the mouth." "Ever see a mouth like that?" "I'II show you how it works." "Just suppose an ant was hiding down behind that hill." "(INHALING)" "Fish, phooey!" "I'm an anteater, not a fish eater." "Boy, I'm telling you." "It's just work, work, work all the time." "My poor back is aching something awful and my feet are killing me." "Hey, Chicken, if your feet hurt, fly." "You got wings." "Use them." "Here, I'II show you." "First thing is you've gotta get off the ground." "I know it's a hot day, but did you have to take off all your feathers?" "Now spread your wings, Chicken, and prepare to soar into the wild blue yonder." "Too bad." "You didn't have your flaps up." "Hey, Dad, this ain't no fIier." "It's a fryer." "I gotta get it home before it gets sunstroke." "Oy, what's this?" "An ant and of the chicken-rustIing variety." "Very unusual." "Just a second, Ant." "I want to discuss something that mutually concerns you..." "Come on, Dad." "Give me back my chicken." "I ain't got time to chew the fat." "You should take time." "relax." "Oh, maybe that's your way, but I think a little exercise leads to a longer life so, so long." "Okay, if that's the way you want it." "You don't think this is agony?" "I wouldn't suggest you try it." "You wouldn't like it." "Man, I got food all over the place." "Say, I got enough stuff here to open a supermarket." "That's the way it is when you're an ant, just no time for watching TV or going to movies." "Maybe I should slow down and take life easier." "The old ticker just can't take the strain forever." "Listen to that beat." "Maybe it's too late." "You know, sometimes you gotta be clever to catch these guys." "Now I don't hear a thing." "My heart stopped." "I'd better get a check-up." "Hey, who needs a doctor?" "Man, that's the sort of medicine I need." "Lead me to it." "Boy, Iet me tell you, they sure roll out the red carpet for you." "silly old me." "I've been losing out on a Iot of relaxing living all these years." "Oh, I Iike these dim dark places." "Now that's class." "(BURPS )" "ANT:" "Hey, now, how about that?" "They got an elevator here." "Oh, Cigarette gal, got some of them big black cigars?" "Oh, thank you." "(MATCHSTICK LIGHTING)" "(HORN BLARING)" "(SNEEZES )" "Now how do you Iike that?" "Some little wise guy gave me an exploding cigar." "AII right, Ant." "Back in the club." "No, I had enough of that scene." "I'm getting back to work." "Okay." "You don't want in the easy way, you join the hard way." "I hope none of the other aardvarks saw this." "I'd never live it down." "(HUMMING)" "(INHALING)" "Oh, dandy." "Just what I needed." "Looks like you missed the boat, old buddy." "So how come it works for him?" "AII right, Ant." "It's time for evacuation." "Pardon me for intruding." "Hey, Dad." "You realize you're invading the sanctity of my home?" "I got a warrant." "AARDVARK:" "Hey, Ant, what is this place?" "Nothing but hallways." "You think that's something." "You ain't seen half of it." "(WATER SPLASHING)" "You know, it's just like me to pick a day when his water heater exploded." "The one sure way to hurt an ant is to plug up his anthiII." "ANT:" "You're just wasting your time, daddy-o, because I moved in with my relatives, the Gi-Ants." "This anthiII is sort of a condominium of sorts." "So now you're trying to make anthiIIs out of mountains." "You better be careful, Dad." "Don't you try to scare me, Ant, because I walk where fools fear to tread." "Okay." "Either you leave now or I'II be forced to come in and get you." "What do you want, shorty?" "Nothing." "I thank you, Minerva, a Iot." "That's all right, charlie." "You know, I'm charlie's aunt." "(PEOPLE CHATTERING)" "Ladies and gentlemen, if you'II kindly give me your attention." "Accompanying me on this auspicious..." "To an anteater like me, the only ant that would be worth $100 a plate would have to be a pretty big ant." "I take great pride in presenting the guest of honor, one whom we all respect and a person to whom we all look up to." "How do you do?" "How do you Iike that, I got nothing." "(EX CLAIMS )" "Boy, an anteater can bust up a party faster than a skunk in an air-conditioner." "Sorry to eat and run, but..." "ANT:" "Uh-oh." "I think I put my little bitty foot in the wrong mouth." "I better get a little light on the subject." "Oh, there's a sign." "I wonder what it says." "(GASPS )" "Say, this is quite a place." "Look at all these funny things." "Did you ever have heartburn?" "well, I got it all over." "(GULPING)" "Aha !" "Man, I better run for cover." "You're covered." "Hey, did you see my ant?" "Describe him." "He's a little teeny thing, about so high and he's red." "Wait a minute." "Yeah, this must be your ant." "well, Iet me have it." "You got it." "You know, it's teatime and I'm going to have you with my tea." "One lump or two?" "Better make it two." "He likes it sweet." "How sweet it is." "Thank you." "(AARDVARK GROANING)" "hold it, hold it, Dad." "I want to make a public service announcement." "Now, all you little kiddies under 12 years of age better run out and grab a snack until all this violence is over." "That's a good idea." "I think I'II have a snack." "And you're it." "Thank you." "Sometimes in these situations, it's hard to keep a stiff upper lip." "If you take my ant, you'II be sorry." "Oh, shut up." "(CHOKES )" "Thank you." "I got you." "Oh, no, you don't." "Let go, come on." "I saw him first." "(BOTH GRUNTING)" "hold it, hold it." "Wait a minute." "Can't you guys settle this in a more gentlemanly manner?" "I mean, flip a coin or something." "Okay, we don't have a coin so we'II flip you." "What do you want, heads or tails?" "Heads." "Okay." "Here goes." "You take the backdoor, and I'II take the front." "(BOTH INHALING)" "I think I got him." "Seeing you fellows all tied up, I guess I'II go rustle me up a picnic." "Bye, now." "Don't pull, you're only making it tighter." "You don't happen to know the number of a good Boy Scout?" "I'm an anteater and I'm starving." "Do you know why?" "Because I haven't been able to catch an ant for a month." "Aha !" "This time, I can't miss." "That does it." "If I'm not smart enough to catch an ant, I know something that is." "(HAMMERING)" "(SAWING)" "There." "Now to see how it works." "(MECHANICAL VOICE SPEAKING)" "I'm starving and it's not funny." "Now, tell me." "How do I catch an ant?" "That's good, where is he?" "Quick, tell me." "Oh boy, I can hardly wait." "Uh-oh." "Looks like I'm gonna have company." "Aha !" "AII I gotta do is stick my nose in." "Give a little inhale like this" "(INHALES ) and presto!" "Instant breakfast." "hello, Ant." "Sorry to eat and run, but you know how it is." "(INHALING)" "(HORN BLOWING)" "(GASPING)" "(MECHANICAL VOICE SPEAKING)" "On the contrary." "I got a hot foot, heartburn and hot flashes all at once, but no ant." "Why didn't I think of that?" "Thanks." "One spritz of this, and soup's on." "Here he comes." "Man, he must be having a bad trip." "Good." "And the quicker, the better." "A little quicksand with a cherry on top and, quick as a wink, it's lunchtime." "My, my." "Look at that." "I just love cherries." "Aha !" "Food at last." "(PANTING)" "I couId say something right now, but it wouId only be censored." "I'm through listening to that electronic nut." "This time I'II do it my way." "You know, I just got a feeling old blue is at it again." "Uh-huh." "Just as I thought." "(BLOWING)" "(BLOWING)" "I'II say it in two words." "impossible." "This I gotta see." "(INHALING)" "(BLOWING)" "This remote-controIIed ant stamper, should do the trick." "Wowee, what was that?" "Come to papa." "(ANT STAMPER APPROACHING)" "You might say it was a smashing failure and, by the way, as a computer, you stink." "Anybody got a pound of butter?" "I'm an anteater and when I see an ant, I give a little inhale, Iike this." "believe me, it's no fun being an anteater." "I'd rather be a banker and have a businessman's lunch." "Instead, I have to catch things like him." "I'm an ant and he's an anteater." "And you know what an old ant does when he sees an anteater?" "He runs for his life, man." "(INHALING)" "(INHALING)" "As I was saying, maybe I should have been a banker." "(VACUUM CLEANER HUMMING)" "I got him." "First, I'II give him a smack, and then I'II have a little snack." "If I had listened to my mother, I'd have been a radio announcer." "(IN HIGH PITCHED VOICE) Oh, look." "Somebody spilled some delicious sweet sugar all over the ground." "Some lucky ant's gonna have a feast." "You know, if I didn't fall for this, it wouId break old CIaude's heart." "My, my." "Now look at all this delicious sugar." "Uh-oh." "Here's a big old rock in the way." "Lucky for me, an ant can lift 100,000 times his own weight." "Kind of makes a fellow proud." "Maybe I should've been a doctor." "Then I couId prescribe myself a pill." "Looks like I'm gonna need some help with this." "Hey, pal." "How's about giving me a hand here?" "I'II do better than that." "I'II give you a hand with a big club in it." "Thanks, pal." "I never could've made it without you." "I just know Ben's up to something." "I better move this anthiII so he don't trip over it and hurt himself." "Now, to get back to my pad and close the trapdoor." "Never know, it just might rain." "This ant remover is just the thing." "I'II remove him from his house and into a better neighborhood." "My stomach." "(COUGHING)" "If that ant got half of what I got, he's in big trouble." "(IMITATING BOMB EXPLODING)" "Success at last." "Hey, Ant." "What do you think of that?" "I know what I think of that." "But I shouldn't say it in public." "You're probably wondering what I'm gonna do with this shot put." "well, I'II show you." "(CLANGING)" "(CLANGING)" "You know, this plan never fails." "especially when you're trying to catch an ant that's hooked on sugar." "Looks like old Sam's at it again." "well, I might as well play along with him." "I got a bite, but I'II let him run a little, till he gets tired out, then I'II yank him in." "Okay, Ant." "This is the end of the line." "well, now that's life." "And how sweet it is." "I sure do love to spend my little old vacation at the beach." "Yes, sir." "This is what I call scenery." "Here comes trouble." "It's that nasty old anteater." "I detect the odor of an ant." "And I think he's on my trail." "The beach is the Iast place to find an ant, but my nose is long and it's never wrong." "(SNIFFING)" "See what I mean?" "I'm right." "And I'm gone." "No use hiding in the sand, Ant." "These sand hooks of mine will soon uncover you." "AII right, wise guy, what's the big idea?" "would you believe I was looking for an ant?" "I think you're looking for a punch in the nose." "No time to argue." "slow down, Ant." "You'II run off all your fat." "What's the matter, stupid?" "Can't you read?" "So who's a dog?" "You're a dog." "Who ever saw a dog with a Iong nose like this?" "You're a schnauzer." "Off the beach." "I wish I was a dog, I'd bite him." "These wooden spoons sure make good surfboards." "(SNORING)" "(CRASHING)" "would you accept a simple apology?" "LIFE GUARD:" "Off the beach." "Now beat it!" "well, if that's the way you want it." "(SHRIEKS )" "(COUGHING)" "Did you ever see such a stupid sea gull?" "LIFE GUARD:" "I said off the beach." "You know, I've got half a mind to sue." "How do you Iike that?" "That was my lawyer." "Uh-oh." "Here he comes again." "He just never gives up." "It's lucky I think of everything." "For the Iast time, off the beach!" ""No dogs permitted on the beach without a leash."" "Come along, Fifi, darling." "Without a leash." "But with a leash." "We'II go down into the water and wet our little footsy." "AII right, you precious little doII-baby." "Come on." "(BARKING)" "I'II teach you to attack my poor helpless little Fifi girl." "Oh, you horrible, vicious creature." "Take that and that and that and that." "I'II take over, ma'am." "And that and that and that and that." "I Iove to build sandcastles in the sand." "It isn't everybody who can build a sandcastle and move into it." "Come on, Ant, or I'II huff and I'II puff and kick the heck out of your castle." "Time's up." "(METALLIC CLANGING)" "(AARDVARK GROANING)" "(SNORING)" "I know." "Don't tell me." "Off the beach." "(THUD )" "Looks like the only way to see the sea is join the Navy." "(WHISTLING THE SAILOR'S HORNPIPE)" "hello?" "Give me the dog catcher." "AARDVARK:" "But I'm not a dog." "I'm an aardvark." "I've always been an aardvark, an aardvark." "Do you hear?" "An aardvark!" "What a lovely day I had." "I think I'II come tomorrow." "AARDVARK:" "But I tell you, fellows, it's the truth." "I am a dog." "I'm a funny-Iooking dog." "Listen." "Woof." "Woof." "You hear that?" "I'm one of you." "I'm a dog." "I am." "Do me a favor, tell these dogs I'm a dog." "Don't let him kid you, fellows, you ought to know a cat when you see one." "(DOGS BARKING)" "Boy, I'II never ask an ant for a small favor." "I'm an anteater and here I am, marooned on this island with nothing to eat but coconuts." "Phooey." "I wonder what's on that little island out there?" "I'II take a look." "Oh boy, look at that, delicious ants." "Just my dish." "Food at last." "It's lucky for me that I've got a buiIt-in snorkel." "Oh, boy, am I hungry." "I can hardly wait." "A pheasant under glass might not be too bad, but a shark underwater, forget it." "Down, boy, down." "(SHOUTING)" "(PANTING)" "I'II admit, I'm hungry." "But that shark must be starving." "There's more than one way to skin a fish." "(SHOUTING)" "(PANTING)" "This hose should do the trick." "And now all I gotta do is give a little inhale like this." "And presto, it's lunch time." "(AARDVARK INHALING)" "Aha !" "Success at last." "Come on out of there, you sweet, juicy little ant." "Down, you monster." "Hey, beat it." "Now, if I can spear that tree, I've got it made." "Right on target, no dumb fish is going to outsmart me." "You missed, you stupid shark." "I'm going to get those ants one way or another." "Oh, no, not again." "Down, big mouth." "Get back." "Hey, beat it." "(PANTING)" "I should have thought of this in the first place." "(CRASHING)" "(WHISTLES )" "(SAWING)" "Don't chow me." "(CRASHING)" "This time I can't fall." "According to my calculation," "I should land right in the middle of their island." "The only safe way to get over to that island is to tunnel under the ocean." "And then, oh boy, will I have a feast." "well, honolulu is about 2,000 miles from here." "But with him on my tail, I ought to make it in 1 minutes." "Down, boy, down." "Take it easy." "Being an aardvark isn't easy." "To exist, he needs a pound of ants a day." "That's a Iot of ants." "Anybody home?" "They don't fool me." "I know they're down there." "I'II give them the vacuum treatment." "(INHALING)" "Rocks and pebbles." "Here comes that aardvark doing his thing again." "Hey, Tiger." "Yeah, yeah, yeah?" "Oh, hiya, Ant." "Remember when you had a thorn stuck in your foot" "and I pulled it out?" "Yeah, yeah?" "You said anytime I need a favor, just ask." "So I'm asking." "Okay, chum, what's your trouble?" "An aardvark." "And you know what an aardvark does to us ants." "You need protection, right?" "Right." "Sure, kid, don't worry about no aardvarks." "Hey, you're an aardvark." "Right." "You like ants?" "I Iike ants." "You eat ants?" "I eat ants." "Not anymore, you don't." "Stay away from them ants." "You got that, chum?" "I got it, I got it." "Boy, did I get it." "(RUMBLING)" "(INHALING)" "I heard you, chum, bumping through that hollow limb." "Are you all right, Ant?" "I'm all right." "Look, buddy, I don't like giving you a bad time." "But I owe them ants a favor, see?" "You're a real pal to us ants, Tiger." "That's okay, little buddy." "Just returning a favor." "Okay, ants, prepare for dinner." "(INHALING)" "(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)" "A cIothespin on the nose." "That's very clever." "There you are." "As good as new." "Not a mark on him." "Don't tell me." "I already know." "You owe it to the ants." "(POUNDING)" "TIGER:" "Yeah, you think this hurts?" "This is nothing compared to a thorn in your foot." "(THUDDING)" "TIGER:" "Hey, you." "You're an ant, right?" "Uh-huh." "Pretty big for an ant." "Let me hear you talk." "I'm an ant, positively." "Just as I thought." "You're no ant." "believe me, pal." "I got nothing against you personal." "It's just that... (GROANING)" "A thorn!" "pull it out, will you, buddy?" "A thorn in the foot." "I understand it gives favors." "There." "(SIGHS )" "Oh, that's much better." "So what can I do for you, old buddy?" "Just one little favor." "Yeah?" "(WHISPERING)" "Yeah." "believe me, it's nothing personal." "It's just that I owe that aardvark a favor." "(SNIFFING)" "I'm an anteater and I'm so hungry that while I'm talking to you, my stomach's talking to me." "(STOMACH GRUMBLING)" "Oh, boy." "What I wouldn't give for a nice, juicy little ant." "Hi, old buddy." "Any luck?" "Yeah." "But it's all bad." "well, keep trying, pal." "Likewise." "What's this?" "Ants?" "Let me see." "It's mine." "Oh, no, you don't." "I found it so it belongs to me." "Now let me have it!" "I'd be a fool to turn down a request like that." "Okay." "(EX CLAIMS )" "This is for me." "(TREE CREAKING)" "Thanks." "You're a real sweetheart." "Now, all I got to do is find something to open this can and it's lunch time." "Maybe this will do it." "What's this?" "A rubber mallet?" "It won't hurt to try." "I was wrong." "It did hurt." "My troubles are over." "One, two, and..." "I'II show that birdbrain how to open a can." "well, I'm a son of a gun." "Yeah, that ought to do it." "So long, stupid." "(THUDDING)" "I'm tired of fooling around." "If this doesn't open this can, nothing else will." "Aha !" "Success, at last." "(EXPLOSION)" "This is all your fault, stupid." "Oh, shut up, or I'II punch you one." "Say, are you looking for trouble?" "Are you all right down there, Cousin?" "Yeah, I'm okay." "But you'II never know what it's like to be locked up in a can, all covered with chocolate." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "MAN:" "Bonga Pest control." "You say you're having trouble with ants?" "We'II get a man there today." "What's the address?" "402, Bongo Row." "Right." "Thank you." "402 Bongo Row." "402, Bongo Row, here I come." "Oh boy, ants." "You know, most anteaters have trouble getting enough to eat, but not this kid." "I get all the ants I want." "Why?" "Because I've got brains." "Let's see now, what was that address?" "024 Bingo Street." "Or was it 204 Bongo place?" "Bamboo Drive?" "Oh, yeah, 402 Bongo Row." "A telephone, I got a call to make." "(DIALING)" "hello, Bonga Pest control?" "cancel that call to 402 Bongo Row." "I'II take care of the ants myself." "And now for a little nourishment." "(HUMMING)" "(EX CLAIMS )" "Hey, Ant, you're looking at an anteater who hasn't eaten an ant for a Iong time." "It's no use, Ant, all I have to do is turn on my buiIt-in vacuum and inhale you Iike this." "(INHALING)" "(EX CLAIMING)" "(SHRIEKING)" "(SNEEZES )" "(CRASHES )" "(EX CLAIMING)" "(SNEEZES )" "Oh, boy." "Right now I couId use something for a headache." "That's one reason why they don't send ants to college." "Nobody likes a smart ant." "(LAUGHING)" "Okay, smart ant, you aren't the only one who can walk on ceilings." "Now, Ant, a demonstration of aardvark ingenuity." "How about this, Ant?" "You're not playing the game, Ant." "(SAWING)" "What's that?" "Sounds like sawing and sawdust, too." "Oh, no!" "Even an ant wouldn't stoop that low." "(CRASHING)" "(LAUGHING)" "I'II bet you don't have a friend in the world, Ant." "You got an enemy, though." "Me." "Now when that ant hits this waxed floor, he's going to get nowhere." "Okay, smart ant." "You need extermination and I'm the exterminator." "You hear me, Ant?" "I'm the exterminator." "(LAUGHING)" "So you think that's funny?" "AII right, you..." "Safari buses pass here once a month and this one had to be now." "(LAUGHING)" "Come out of that rug, Ant, or I'm coming in after you." "Okay, Ant, you had your warning." "(ENGINE STARTS )" "You're almost out of luck, Ant." "You had better come out or you'II be an ant burger." "There you are." "(CRASHING)" "(BUZZING)" "I guess I'II have to give up ants." "They're bad for my health." "With a mouth as small as mine, the only choice I've got is spaghetti and I hate spaghetti." "Spaghetti." "I just love spaghetti." "You know, that spaghetti ain't bad." "It tastes like ants." "Come back, I'm losing the flavor." "Come back." "Wait." "I can't stand spaghetti." "Come back." "There must be 0,000 species of animals, and wouldn't you know," "I had the rotten luck to be born an anteater." "Oh, well." "Another day, another ant." "Aha !" "An anthill." "I'd better check to see if I'm in good suction this morning." "(INHALING)" "So much for the warm-up and now for the snack." "(INHALING)" "Nothing." "I guess there's nobody home." "Aha !" "From the looks of those tracks, I'd say my snack's been hijacked." "What incredible good luck." "A fine specimen of rare hermatermorus emtateIbius." "Hermanaptorus Entaphobius?" "And all the time I thought I was eating ants." "SCIENTIST:" "What fine muscle tone." "I must make a complete study of this specimen." "(AARDVARK INHALING)" "(EX CLAIMS )" "SCIENTIST:" "Oh, no, you don't." "AII right, now, cough the ant out." "Oh, boy!" "That was like being in a dark cave during an earthquake." "SCIENTIST:" "You crazy anteater." "You almost ruined my whole experiment." "And he almost ruined my whole body." "Thank goodness." "The specimen appears to be unharmed." "I'II let the little fellow relax while I prepare the next study." "Yeah, I think I'II stretch my legs and look around." "By golly." "I'm beginning to like this setup." "Besides, that scientist makes a pretty good bodyguard for my little rare body." "I'm going to take care of his little rare body personally." "Hey, Ant." "I'm taking you out to lunch in my stomach." "(EX CLAIMING)" "(SNEEZES )" "I'd Iike to give up and go home." "But my stomach keeps saying," ""Hang in there, kid."" "SCIENTIST:" "I'II leave the specimen alone with this food to find out what his diet consists of." "Man, look at all this delicious food." "Strawberry jam, honey and sugar, my favorite dish." "In a minute, he's going to find out what my favorite dish is." "Uh-oh." "Guess who's coming to dinner?" "Now, I'II give a little inhale and it's lunchtime." "(INHALING)" "Aha !" "I got him !" "I guess all that food fattened him up a little." "Oh, boy." "Cookie crumbs." "Now I'm going to conduct a scientific experiment of my own." "I want to see what it feels like to eat." "If this keeps up, I'II have to get a schnoz transplant." "SCIENTIST:" "I'II put the specimen in here for safekeeping while I review my findings." "Wowee!" "A spIit-IeveI pad with a view." "You've heard of singing for your supper?" "well, this is what they call sneaking for a snack." "Nope." "Wrong specimen." "Just like dining at the Automat." "Aha !" "Ant under glass." "Don't go away." "I think my stomach will agree, this is an emergency." "(GLASS SHATTERING)" "(AARDVARK GROANING)" "SCIENTIST:" "Now beat it." "Is there a Boy Scout in the house?" "SCIENTIST:" "I'II keep the ant in one of my regular specimen containers." "I'II try a Iightning-Iike commando raid." "Sorry to eat and run, but you know how it is." "Where's my specimen, you crazy anteater?" "Search me." "That's a good idea." "(AARDVARK GROANING)" "This time I can't fall." "I'II have lunch by remote control." "Uh-oh." "It's him again." "Maybe I can change his eating habits." "(BUZZING)" "If I got to say so myself, this is a honey of an idea." "(GROANING)" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "SCIENTIST:" "Now that I have finished my experiment, I'II release the specimen." "That wasn't so bad." "It's good to know that I'm in top physical shape." "Oh, no." "Not you again." "Don't worry, Ant." "You're safe." "I've been put on a liquid diet for two weeks." "(ALL SINGING)" "ANIMAL:" "Meeting adjourned!" "Gee, that was a swell meeting." "Nice to get away from the wife and cubs for a while." "Good seeing you, AI." "So long, Herman." "Promised the old lady I'd be home early." "See you at the next meeting, charlie." "Boy, I sure do love these lodge meetings." "Yeah." "I Iike them too." "Say, you wanna go bowling, little buddy?" "No, not tonight." "I'm gonna go home and turn in." "well, good night, Shorty." "Good night, Tiny." "(HUMMING)" "There." "If I say so myself, I do set out a very appetizing picnic." "Now all I got to do is wait for the food to arrive." "well, Iooky here." "A picnic." "I'm just gonna grab me a little snack before I turn in." "AARDVARK:" "That's funny." "I had the same idea." "Okay, Ant." "You got any last words?" "Yep." "I got one." "ZimboIa zumboIa." "Hey!" "What kind of word was that?" "My little buddy is in trouble and I will hearken to his call." "Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?" "With a mouth as small as mine," "I got to pick on somebody his size or I'II starve." "Gee." "Thanks, Tiny." "It's sure swell to have a Iarge brother to protect me." "ZimboIa zumboIa." "You mean, him too?" "naturally." "He's president of our local chapter." "Thank you, Prez." "Someday I got to remember that Greeks use grapevine." "Sure nice of you to see me safely home, Tiny." "Think nothing of it, little buddy." "We're lodge brothers, ain't we?" "I'm counting on you to break up a beautiful friendship." "Do your stuff now." "A mouse!" "(ELEPHANT EX CLAIMING)" "(SIGHS )" "I'm allergic to meece." "(THUDDING)" "Are you hurt, little buddy?" "No, Tiny." "I'm just fine." "That's good." "Nobody asks me if I'm hurt." "Are you hurt?" "Yeah, yeah." "I'm hurt." "Good." "This is such a good fit, it's practically a convulsion." "Here they come." "Are you comfy, little buddy?" "I sure am, Tiny." "Who's that?" "I'II take over now." "(INHALING)" "He ain't a member of our lodge." "Hey, you!" "Just a ding-dang minute." "Thank you, brother member." "If I had as many friends as that ant, I'd run for governor." "well, I guess we got rid of that pesky old anteater." "But keep on the lookout." "You never know." "(SNEEZES )" "ZimboIa zumboIa." "I got you, you chubby little morsel." "Fasten your seatbelt." "We're taking off." "When we reach 10,000 feet, we'II have lunch." "(EX CLAIMING)" "(SNEEZES )" "At last, peace." "I'II pull this plug and we can also have quiet." "You naughty ant." "You turned off the fan!" "In that case, I better ball out." "It's a good thing us ants carry parachutes." "I'II be back as soon as I get this plugged in." "Better hurry." "Ground zero coming up." "If I can't get it in, I better land in that soft water lake." "(EX CLAIMING)" "(SNEEZES )" "well, I got it in." "(HUMMING)" "Now they used to say, "always work on an elephant's vanity."" "It's their weak spot." "Here he comes." "I better duck out of sight." "(READING)" "Wait here, Shorty." "I better not weigh both of us together." "Hey, wait, Tiny." "It might be a booby trap." "You're right, little pal." "I better check it out." "(AARDVARK READING)" "Now it tells me." "You saved my Iife, little buddy." "Oh, think nothing of it, Tiny." "well, another beautiful day." "I wonder if my loyal lodge brothers are on the ball to protect me." "I'II test them out." "(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)" "You called?" "Hey, don't tell me you joined the Brothers of the Forest lodge." "That's absolutely correct." "You finally convinced me about brotherly love." "I don't believe it." "believe it." "believe it." "Nobody loves ants better than I do." "Oh boy, what a beautiful morning." "Sort of makes a fellow glad to be alive." "MAN ON RADIO.:" "And now for the local weather report." "A very heavy snowstorm is expected to hit the area this morning." "Residents are advised to stay indoors." "That's a big snow job if I ever heard one." "Who's he trying to kid?" "I'II take a look for myself." "Aha !" "Just as I thought." "It's a beautiful day." "As I was saying, it's a beautiful day for a polar bear, but for an anteater like me, I got big trouble." "Wow, that was a short summer." "I better lay in some food for the winter." "Boy, am I hungry." "If I can find an ant in this deep freeze, it'II be a miracle." "Aha !" "An anthill." "AII I gotta do is give a little inhale and it's lunch time." "Have you ever had a banana up your nose?" "believe me, it doesn't do a thing for your profile." "There he is." "Here comes trouble." "I better drop this banana and split." "It's no use, Ant." "Your time has come." "It's only fair to warn you, pal." "I'II fight to the finish." "It's all over, Ant, don't fight it." "Okay, put up your dukes." "I'm ready for you." "(METALLIC CLANGING)" "For a little guy, he packs a pretty good punch." "Aha !" "These tennis rackets should do the job." "Uh-oh." "Here he comes again." "I'II just wait and when he comes out, I'II grab him." "Hey, pal, were you looking for me?" "Yeah." "And this time you can't escape." "That old blue sure is a persistent cuss." "Look, I'm telling you, it's tough being an anteater." "Everybody takes advantage of you." "You see what I mean?" "An uninvited house guest." "Hey, you." "Stupid." "Wake up." "This place isn't big enough for the two of us." "So I'II be leaving immediately." "Here comes my breakfast." "Oh, no." "How do you Iike that?" "I didn't even get a scratch." "I don't give up easy, you know?" "Oh, no, it's him again." "And he's gaining on me." "I better get rid of this excess weight." "I'm about to put him on ice for good." "(THUDDING)" "I know you're behind that sign, you little sneak." "(SHIVERING) Oh, my." "(STUTTERING) Oh, boy, am I cold..." "I just gotta get... (JABBERING)" "(STUTTERING) Gotta get warm." "(POUNDING)" "(STUTTERING) That does it." "I've had enough of this winter wonderland." "Boy, that anteater almost got me." "Hey, there's something I couId sure use." "(READING)" "I wonder if they work for us little ants." "Hmm." "Can't hurt to try." "If one a day will do as good as it says, ten of them should do ten times as good." "You know what they say, "Everything comes to him who waits."" "So who am I to argue?" "I'II wait." "(ANT CHEWING)" "Hey, Ant, I know you're still in there." "Better give up and save us both a Iot of trouble." "I know that direct approach never works, but it doesn't hurt to try." "How do you Iike that?" "After all these years, it finally worked." "Oh, boy, these vitamins are great." "I feel like a million..." "You're stretching things too far, Ant." "Now maybe you'II show us ants a little more respect." "You make me so mad, I'II give you such a chop." "(METALLIC CLANGING)" "That hurts." "Okay, Ant, whether you Iike it or not, I'm making you a member of the club." "(CRASHING)" "So it looks like I couldn't convince him." "Boy, I sure like these vitamins." "I don't know what it is that makes that ant so tough, but, whatever it is, I had enough." "I'm coming in after you." "You know, this ain't no ordinary ant." "ANT:" "You're so right." "(CRASHING)" "I used to think if you saw one ant, you saw another, but I never saw an ant like this." "Now maybe I can have some peace." "AARDVARK:" "Hey, Ant." "If you won't come out like an ordinary ant, I'II have to use force." "(INHALING)" "That's what I call a heavy ant." "Just as I thought." "I know you're in there, Ant." "Come out." "Stupid horseshoe." "What's that?" "It's a bomb." "(BOMB TICKING)" "I'm telling you, that was a narrow escape." "(EXPLOSION)" "Okay, this is your last chance to be an ordinary ant." "Yeah, I know." "In the meantime, I'm hungry." "Go get me some lunch." "You mean, me get your lunch?" "What do you think I am, your waiter?" "well, in that case, may I take your order, sir?" "This is humiliating, that's what it is." "I never thought it wouId happen to me." "An aardvark bringing lunch to an ant." "(EX CLAIMING)" "A very fine lunch." "Oh, hey, Aardvark, I might be hungry again right after I take a little nap." "So stick around." "Uh-oh." "I lost all my muscles." "The vitamins must have worn off." "I better go get some more." "Aha !" "So that's how he got so strong." "With vitamins." "You see, Ant, you're up against an aardvark's superior intellect." "I know you got your vitamins down there." "I knew it all the time." "Without your muscles, you're a coward." "I saw you, Ant." "I saw you hide in that truck." "You see, you could have saved yourself a Iot of trouble, if you gave yourself up like an ordinary ant." "This time, there's no way out." "I got you trapped." "ANT:" "Oh, I wouldn't count on that." "AARDVARK:" "CouIdn't we talk this over, Ant?" "(AARDVARK GROANING)" "(HUMMING)" "well, what do you know?" "Lunch." "Mmm." "Finger licking good." "(HUMMING)" "Wow." "That looks tempting." "But us termites gotta be careful." "Those calories add up, you know." "(SNIFFING)" "If I don't find an ant soon, I'II starve to death." "Uh-oh." "Here comes that nasty old anteater." "I'm sure glad he doesn't like termites." "Out of my way, you rotten termite." "You're blocking the road." "He makes me so mad." "Good morning, baloney." "A baIoney out for a walk." "And I'm saying good morning to a baloney." "Aha !" "I thought so." "An ant." "Hey, that's my lunch." "And you're my dinner." "hello, Cousin." "Got no time to talk now." "That anteater's after me." "I'II see you later." "Come on, Ant." "It's later than you think." "And I think I'm hungry." "Don't panic, Ant." "help is on the way." "I shouldn't be eating between meals, but we insects have to help each other in an emergency." "TERMITE:" "Timber!" "It's things like this sometimes give me a headache." "Thanks a Iot." "glad I was able to help." "Come on, follow me." "Hey." "Where are you taking me?" "To my pad." "Cousin Ant, this is it." "Like, wow!" "What a place." "AII right, Ant." "I see you." "ANT:" "He's after me again." "Come on, Ant." "Be my guest." "Nice of you, Term." "That's okay." "It ain't gonna do you no good to hide." "Better come out, Ant, or I'II come in after you." "Don't laugh." "With a nose like this, it's possible." "(INHALING)" "Keep cool, Cousin." "(THUDDING)" "That'II hold him for a while." "Gee." "Thanks again." "Don't mention it." "In a situation like this, who do I call, a doctor or a plumber?" "What's all the commotion about?" "Oh, that's just my kinfolk visiting me." "I hope they leave soon." "They're eating me out of house and home." "Hundreds of rotten termites, and all I need is one delicious ant." "I better leave." "That anteater's back." "So long." "Oh, no, you don't, Ant." "well, looks like I'II have to go off my diet again." "I got you cornered, there." "Better give up." "You're not a termite and you can't eat your way out of this one." "(CRASHING)" "Why do I have so much trouble?" "I'm bigger than a termite." "Boy." "I'm getting fat like an aardvark." "You rotten termite." "Take my advice and stay out of my way." "I'm gonna let you have it, right where it hurts the most." "Rotten termites." "You know, I think I'm getting another headache." "Thanks a Iot, kinfoIk." "Gee, you have a nice family." "Yeah." "But they sure eat a Iot." "If there's one thing I hate, it's smart-aIeck termites." "I'II hide in this closet and wait for that ant to show up." "(CRASHING)" "Stupid termites." "If they think they can fool me again, they got another thing coming." "Just as I thought." "It's locked." "I'II break it down." "(CRASHING)" "You know, I just happened to think of something." "But I forgot what it was." "well, better be on my way." "Thanks again, Term." "Aha !" "I just remembered." "Lunch." "AARDVARK:" "Hey, Ant!" "It's him again." "That's a giant leap for an ant, but one small step for an aardvark." "Or was it one small step for an ant, but a giant leap for an aardvark?" "Boy!" "Am I stuffed." "I hope that ant got away." "Now, where did he go?" "Hey, Ant, I'd Iike a word with you." "You know, it's like trying to find a needle in a haystack." "AARDVARK:" "Hey, Ant!" "Now, how can I find the needle without a haystack?" "Aha !" "I saw him." "Okay, you ant, time for lunch!" "You won't believe this, but my name is Aardvark and I was looking for an ant." "(BARKING)" "believe me, I was telling you the truth." "You see, there was this ant." "We were gonna have lunch together." "I hope you won't make a hasty decision." "CouIdn't we make a deal, Dog?" "I guarantee it will make you feel better in the morning." "believe me." "Thanks again, Term." "You and your kinfolk must come over and have lunch with me sometime." "Do you mind if I take a rain check, Cousin?" "I gotta get back on my diet." "Say now, this is what I call a beautiful morning." "I think I'II take a nice little jog around the neighborhood." "That ant don't know it, but I'm inviting him for breakfast." "Hey, Ant, wait a minute." "I want a word with you." "The word is stop." "slow down, you little wretch." "You're running all your fat off." "I better have breakfast now, before he loses too much weight." "They may be small, but they're... (VEHICLE HORN BLARING)" "(SIREN WAILING)" "Boy, I sure got the air knocked out of me that time." "You're not just whistling Tiptoe Through the tulips." "(SNARLING)" "And that's enough out of you, Dog." "If you don't like the cast system around here, take a walk." "Breakfast time." "Everybody hungry?" "Here's a lump of sugar to sweeten your day." "A doggie bone for you." "(EX CLAIMS )" "careful, mustn't bite the hand that's feeding you." "And a bowl of hot porridge for you, honey." "Eat everything up, so you'II get strong and well." "Porridge?" "Phooey." "Who does she think I am, GoIdiIocks?" "Anteaters only eat ants" "and that's an ant." "(SNARLING)" "Mind your own business, Dog." "(WHINING)" "As for you, Ant." "I got news for you." "Your troubles are over." "You wouldn't eat an ant with a broken leg, would you?" "Don't worry, the cast will just add roughage." "NURSE:" "What on earth is going on in there?" "(SNORING)" "I thought I heard a noise." "I guess my old ears are deceiving me." "(SNARLING)" "Quiet!" "I got enough trouble with nurses." "Who needs you?" "So don't be a wise guy." "You didn't hear me?" "I said, don't be a wise guy." "Okay, we'II take it from the top." "Don't be a wise guy." "You know something?" "I think he's dead." "Aha !" "(LAUGHING)" "I'm sure I heard a noise this time." "Let's have quiet in here." "This is a hospital, you know." "(SNICKERING)" "Some hospital." "The hospitality around here could make a person sick." "(LAUGHING)" "(AARDVARK HUMMING)" "AARDVARK:" "Look, Ant, I'm inventing a new kind of communication system between us." "If you want to say something to me, all you do is speak through the tube." "There's only one thing I gotta say to you." "You're a stupid, Iong-nosed..." "I hated to cut him off in the middle of an insult," "(SWALLOWING) but I couldn't resist his aroma." "Lunchtime, everybody." "Here's your sugar, you sweet, tiny little... (EX CLAIMING)" "He's gone." "Wherever did he go?" "(SMACKING LIPS )" "(GASPING) Oh, no." "You didn't." "(BUZZING)" "You bad, old aardvark." "It hurt me worse than it hurt you." "believe me." "I'm glad to see you both back on your feet again." "You can go now." "But be careful." "You know something, Ant?" "You never looked healthier." "In fact, I think you put on weight." "well, here we go again." "slow down, Ant." "You shouldn't run all your fat off again." "(INHALING)" "(VEHICLE HORN BLARING)" "(CRASHING)" "You know, Ant, you're a jinx and a jinx is like an insult." "You have to swallow it." "Not again." "Yes, again." "And you won't get away from me this time." "And as for you, you broken-down Rin Tin Tin, don't interfere in my business." "(GNARLING)" "Oops!" "Excuse me, sir." "It's a mistake." "I thought you were somebody else." "Don't go away, Ant." "Somehow I've got the feeling I'II be back."