"Presbyterians are called "God's frozen people."" "Wouldn't swhg if vou hung them." "Oh, yeah!" "Is this the Venice Beach courts?" "Is this the only one?" "Wait, vou haven't put anvthhg h the offerhg plate." "Sorrv, man." "Right." "Fifty be all right?" "I'm just kiddhg." "Here vou go." "See, I told you he was a generous man." "Is this where Eddie "The Khg" Farouk and Duck Johnson plaved?" "Khg and Duck owned these courts." "They were the best ever." "That's because you never saw me." "Keep shghg, guys." "My old man was a preacher." "I love this shit." "He put a dollar h." "So?" "So, we give him a dollar's worth." "Okay." "Look." "It's all right." "Walter, throw that big, fat butt at me." "I'm tired of makhg you look bad." "It's hard goddamn work for a man to make another man look so bad." "Man, I'm fixhg to dog vou, punk." "I'll dog you right now." "Let me shut this shit up." "Give me the ball." "You got the pill." "You shoot, I'll knock it out the skv." "You can't take it to the hole." "You ah't good enough." "You thhk so?" "I don't thhk." "I know." "What are you gonna do?" "Where vou gohg?" "You can't dribble." "Brhg it, brhg it!" "Move, move!" "Get that shit out of here." "That shit went out like a SCUD missile." "Oh, it hurts, it hurts so bad." "Babies, let me tell vou somethhg." "I don't mean to brag, but I'm the greatest." "I am the greatest!" "You all right, man?" "Yeah." "Get vour butt up and play." "Take your little Colt 45-drhkhg ass off someplace." "Yes, Walter." "Hard goddamn work makhg vou look so bad." "Man, you fouled me!" "Foul?" "Foul?" "Take the ball out and shut up." "What's the count?" "9-8, us." "9-8, you?" "Get the fuck out of here." "If you could count, you'd be an astronaut." "It's 9-8, us." "George, your mother's an astronaut." "He talkhg about vour mama, man." "He plavhg you and vour mama for a punk." "My mother ah't no astronaut!" "Say it, sav it!" "Your mother ah't no astronaut, your father ah't no astronaut, all right?" "Well, my mama ah't no astronaut." "You understand me?" "Look, me savhg that your mother's an astronaut... ." ". ...is just another wav of sayhg that vou're all fucked up." "Cool." "Well, let's just get off mamas, because I just got off vours." "Keep my mama out of this, brother." "She's out." "She's out." "Cool." "Cool!" "She's out." "Cool!" "She's out." "What time should I brhg the bitch back?" "Yo, what's the score?" "9-8, us." "What?" "We can't be loshg to vou." "If we lose to you, I'll kill myself." "I don't want to do that." "Fuck vou, skhny bov." "Fuck this!" "You fat motherfucker!" "Fuck this!" "Shut up." "You're givhg me Excedrh number trillion headache." "Hey, what's the score?" "Chump, vo, I'm talkhg to vou." "What, you deaf or somethhg?" "I'm takhg to the air." "Mv name ah't Chump, it's Billv Hoyle." "Billy Hovle." "Billy Hovle!" "Billy Hovle." "Okay, Billy." "Now, can you count to 1 0, Billy?" "Yeah." "Good." "What's the score, Billy?" "I don't know." "Then you're a chump." "I may be a chump, I just said that wasn't mv name." "He punked your ass, Sid!" "Fuck you." "Let's go!" "8-8, vour ball." "It's 9-8, your ball." "I don't want no excuses." "I call it even." "Your ball." "You better call a doctor." "Take the ball." "It's your ball." "I said it's your..." "Take the ball." "Your woman callhg you, man." "Sidnev!" "Your woman callhg vou, man." "Well, at least I got one." "Your mother's so poor, I seen her kickhg a can down the street." "She said she was movhg." "Your mama's so old, she used to drive chariots to high school." "Your mama's so fat, she fell over, broke her leg and gravv poured out." "Hev, baby." "Hi, honey." "I was buvhg food, the check didn't clear and I had no cash." "Baby, I'm sorrv." "Will a 20 do?" "Thirty would be better." "You hustlhg me?" "You're the onlv one who can get awav with that." "I got a couple thhgs workhg here." "I gotta go." "Daddy has to go back to work." "Thev're trvhg to cheat me." "Talk to you." "Told vour mama to act her age, she dropped dead." "Your mother got a wig with grav sideburns." "Your mama's teeth are so vellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread." "Shut up." "Save your breath." "You need all the energv you can get." "Let's go." "I can't run, man." "What?" "!" "My bunions hurt." "Get someone to play for me." "Come here, babv." "That's okay." "You're still my hero." "That's it, babv." "Wait a mhute." "Who can replace Mr. Handicap?" "Anvbody for Mr. Fuckhg March of Dimes?" "Hey, take Billv Ho here." "No, I don't want him." "He might be good." "I won't go with this." "Whv not?" "Because I'm white." "He's white." "He is white." "Look at him." "It won't matter." "You could brhg Bernard Khg h." "We hit two, we're out." "Swish." "Swish." "Let's go, Billy Ho." "Hey, ah't no need for that Jane Fonda, geriatric bullshit." "You just come out here, play some D. Two quick ones..." "It's over." "See ya." "Wouldn't want to be ya." "You got a new teammate." "Kiss vour game goodbve." "Hey, mavbe I need to do that shit too." "You loose now?" "Let's plav." "Come here." "Let me teach you somethhg." "Hey, man, get your ass out of here." "Come here, I'll tell vou where I'm gohg." "Over there, right." "You're a hotshot, huh?" "Where are you gohg?" "I got you." "Show me what you got." "This is mv court, you hear me?" "Luck." "Pure luck." "I believe the score is 9-8, ours." "Take it out." "Ball h." "Okav, chump." "The sun even shhes on a dog's ass some days." "Anybodv can wh the lottery." "K now what I mean?" "Give it up." "You want it back now." "Fuck you." "Your mother's an astronaut." "She's too drunk to be an astronaut." "You remhd me of one of those dudes from The Brady Bunch." "Doesn't he look like one of them?" "He looks like Chdv." "Yeah, that's the one!" "Why are you laughhg?" "Callhg me Brady Bunch." "He's too stupid to know he's behg hsulted." "Get off the court, Sidnev." "You lost." "Ease back." "Give me a second with Mr. Bradv Bunch." "You mav be able to pull off a couple of passes." "That don't mean you can plav this game." "Right." "You ah't seen me shoot." "Mavbe I can't shoot a lick." "What's it worth to vou to fhd out, huh?" "Say, what have we got here?" "Fifty, sixtv... ." ". ...sixty-two dollars." "I do detect the smell of cash." "h the air." "How good are vou, chump?" ""Chump"? "Chump"?" "That's your money." "My onlv problem will be pullhg the ball out of your ass. ... . ...when I take vour monev." "And that is his monev." "Money talks." "Twentv, forty, fortv-one..." "You're short." "Man, loan me 20." "What do I look like, Bank of America?" "Yeah, give me a loan." "You alwavs do this." "I won't lose to this white bov." "You better not lose mv monev to this white boy." "This is a black thhg." "Now give me the fuckhg 20." "Then we eat at Sizzler?" "Surf and turf." "I'm the bank." "That's his monev." "That's his monev." "Let's go, babv." "Best of five, top of the kev." "And shce vou're the foreigner. ... . ...as such, you can go first." "No, thank you, Sidney." "You go ahead." "No, this is my house." "This is Sidnev Deane's house." "Shce I'm the host, I extend mv hospitality to you." "That's very gracious, but I don't want vour hospitality." "I don't want to take advantage of vou." "Okav, but vou might not get another shot." "Okav, if vou hsist." "This is outdoor ball." "Different than vour countrv club shit." "When vou shoot, you adjust for the whd." "Out here, the whd can push the ball to the left or right 6 to 8 hches." "But vou wouldn't know nothhg about that." "You want me to move?" "I'm sorry." "It's vour shot." "This is reallv not my spot." "I'll be lucky to hit two out of five." "But I'll shoot anywav." "Oh, man!" "Right off the bat." "I am feelhg lucky." "Man wants to get paid!" "It's prettv." "It's so prettv." "We 're gohg Sizzler We 're gohg Sizzler." "I never hit two h a row." "But I'm very lucky." "I'm feelhg verv luckv." "Ugly shot." "Looked like a goddamn brick." "No aesthetic beauty whatsoever." "Now mhe, on the contrarv... ..." "It hurts behg this good!" "A thhg of beauty is a jov forever." "My man John Keats said that." "You know that, right?" "You know, I've never hit three h a row." "Never h mv life." "Color me lucky, man." "Sometimes you wake up, the birds are shghg..." "That's a decent shot." "Excellent." "You are the greatest." "Thank you." "But I'm feelhg so luckv." "Four h a row!" "This is like the luck of the Irish, only I'm not Irish." "So go figure." "Come on, Sidnev." "Come on, now." "Don't worrv, I got this under control." "This sucker's mhe." "Michael Jordan was down here once." "I took him to the hole." "You believe that?" "That's right, I saw it." "Michael said, "You should plav summer pro league."" "I said, no." "Hell no!" "Might mess up my game." "We can't have that, Billy Ho." "Shoot this one and let's go to Sizzler." "I'm gonna just leave it up there." "Give me some." "I will." "Oh, shit!" "It's hard goddamn work behg this good." "Shut the fuck up." "Am I starthg to get to vou?" "No, Sidnev." "You're just makhg my ears hurt." "See, vou guys look at me, you see the backwards hat. ... . ...the funkv outfit and you say, "This guy's a chump."" "A fuckhg geek." "A fuckhg geek." "Exactly." "But vou don't realize it ah't easy." ""It is hard goddamn work makhg somethhg this prettv" ... ." ". ..." "look like a geek." "So I must do it for a reason." "I'm convhced, whatever the reason may be." "If I miss this shot, I walk away, still a chump." "But if vou miss, you've been beat not once... ." ". ...but twice, bv a slow, white, geeky chump." "Ah't no thhg." "Ah't no thhg." "No thhg but chicken whg on a strhg." "From Burger Khg." "The whd's kickhg up a bit." "You might want to adjust about... ." ". ...six, eight hches to the left." "Here it is." "This is the big one." "Don't worrv." "I've hustled much better players than vou." "Don't put up a brick." "Stop vapphg and let the brother shoot." "Yeah, I got it." "The wrist." "Brick." "Shit!" "Give me my money." "It belongs to him!" "A man with htegritv." "Don't push vour luck." "It wasn't luck." "You said we'd go to Sizzler..." "Man, shut your anorexic, mahutritioned, tapeworm-havhg... ." ". ..." "Dick Gregory Diet-drhkhg ass up!" "Leave me alone." "Honey, I'm home." "How much did you make?" "Well, I missed you too." "I'm sorrv, honev." "Sixty-two dollars mhus $ 5. 1 6. ... . ...for a hummus-tabbouleh garden burger and all that stuff you love." "You know I hate that health food shit." "You'll eat it and vou'll love it." "I'll let vou get away with that shce you got money todav." "Let's see, that makes... ." ". ...$ 58.84, which gives us $806 towards the $8000." "We still owe the Stucci Brothers $ 7 1 94." "Don't pay them." "Thev're robbhg you." "How manv times do we have to go through this?" "h life, there are some thhgs that just are the way they are." "Nothhg will get rid of the Stuccis except 7000 more dollars." "What's the deal with this?" "Come on, I've been studyhg all dav." "I did fires and earthquakes." "Anv khd of disaster." "And assasshations." "Try me." "Leon Czolgosz." "Who killed President McKhlev?" "Unbelievable." "Jeopardy!" "'s gonna call todav." "I can feel it." "Don't count on it, you won't be disappohted." "Check this out." "The last words of Lee Harvev Oswald:" ""It wasn't me, it was the Cl..."" "Get it? "The..." And then..." "I got it, I got it." "Honev, honev." "How much do you love me?" "I love you hfhitv." "That's not enough." "hfhitv's the biggest number." "No, it's not." "Tell me one bigger." "hfhity plus two." "I love you hfhitv plus two." "Billy, you're so stupid." "You should say, "I love you hfhitv plus hfhitv."" "I love you. ... . ...hfhitv plus hfhitv." "There's a bigger number." "I give up." "You haven't kissed me vet." "No, take a shower." "You sthk." "Go away, you sthk!" "Wait right there." "Don't move." "Hold that thought." "I'm gonna come back and put mv mouth where this money is." "There's somebody at the door!" "Somebody's at the door!" "All right, stay calm, stav calm." "Hurry up!" "I love you, but I won't get shot over vour debt." "Mv debt?" "Our debt!" "Whoever's debt, I ah't getthg shot!" "Stav here." "If I don't get vou h 30 seconds, jump out the whdow." "I'll meet you at Denny's." "Honey, I love you." "I love you too." "Who is it?" "The manager." "What is it?" "Got a message for you." "Brady Bunch." "A thousand ten, a thousand eleven, a thousand twelve... ..." "Did vou hear somebodv hvite you h?" "I just want to talk." "...a thousand thirtv." "How'd vou fhd me?" "I have to admit, no one's ever worked me the way vou did." "I beat you fairlv." "You beat me, I don't come and cry about it." "I'm not here to cry." "I'm here on bushess." "You said 30 seconds." "I almost took off." "I'm sorrv." "Who's this?" "Sidnev Deane." "So?" "Your boyfriend took monev from me and I noticed this bottle." "You take that, I'll shoot you." "What's with vou?" "You need to chill with the caffehe." "Excuse me?" "You comfortable?" "You know, a futon is better for vour back." "Where did you plav, Billv?" "College h Louisiana." "Didn't work out." "So now you hustle." "Nobodv knows me here." "I can work the courts." "I have a bushess proposal." "It means more cash than this chump change you make." "What is it?" "There's a two-on-two tournament next week." "You want me to run with you?" "Yep." "Meanwhile, we can make some extra change." "If you don't mhd hustlhg." "And I know you don't." "What khd of hustle?" "You got me bv what, 7 000 pounds?" "I gotta tell you, it's hard work makhg vou look so bad." "Who the fuck told vou to talk?" "You score, vou can talk." "But if vou eat shit, you shut up." "You took me to the hole." "Why?" "Because I let you." "I take you anvwhere I want." "I'll have you for breakfast." "Want to put some jack on that?" "Who rattled your cage?" "You talk a lot for a guy who got busted." "I'll pick any plaver..." "I'll pick the worst plaver here. ..." "... .for $ 500." "Excuse me?" "Ex-ex-excuse me?" "I'll let vou pick my teammate." "He ah't serious, man." "I don't believe this shit." "You ah't serious." "Anybodv." "Five hundred dollars." "And you can pick anybodv out here." "Anvbody!" "I don't believe this." "Hey, Raymond, look at the chump, man." "Give him the chump." "No." "White boys don't count." "You have to give me a brother." "You got him." "The goofv-lookhg guy." "Me?" "Yeah, vou." "Oh, fuck." "Hev, chump." "You want to run?" "You mean play basketball?" "No, he means ice hockev." "Get vour tired butt up here, Gretzkv." "Where's vour monev?" "I'll get it." "You setthg me up?" "Here's mv $ 500." "Where's yours?" "I said I'll get it." "I gotta go to the car." "Good, vou go to your car." "Then get your Sasquatch butt back here." "I got a hot hand." "I got vour back, Raymond." "What the hell is this?" "Oh, man, what is this world comhg to?" "Look at this shit." "I ah't got nothhg to worrv about except Cathv Rigbv over here." "Where's his car, man?" "Give me your money." "Ravmond, is that you?" "No, this ah't Ravmond." "Take off that goddamn mask and put down that gun." "What are you dohg?" "I got a couple of chumps on the lhe at the park." "Loan me some money, man." "Get the fuck out of here!" "Hey, look, man." "You need a good gun." "There's some crazv motherfuckers walkhg around." "A lot crazier than me." "Give me $ 300 for it." "I'll give you $ 200." "Come on, man. $ 2 75." "$ 250." "All right." "But now you're robbhg me." "Yo, yo, I got your money." "I got $ 250." "Let's go." "No, I said $ 500." "Can you count?" "Hey, $ 250, man." "Take it or leave it." "A man like me can make vou look bad." "Your mouth's got you h trouble." "If I was vou, I'd kill myself." "Lovelv, lovelv!" "What's vour name?" "Billv Ho." "Nice to meet vou." "Poht game!" "Poht game." "That means one more poht and we wh this $ 500." "Poht game." "You gonna teach class or plav?" "I been teachhg class on you all dav." "Takhg vou to the clhic." "Class is h session agah." "Dhg-dhg." "Check." "Check this." "You're too stupid to catch the ball." "Give me my money." "Hard goddamn work!" "It's okav." "You played a good game." "Motherfuckers set us up." "You dead." "Hev, take it easy." "Hard goddamn work!" "You ah't gonna cut me." "You set me up!" "Hey, Raymond, I seen you hustle, man." "I never used a goofy, white fucker!" "Who vou callhg a goofv, white fucker?" "You, you white fucker!" "That's cool!" "Wait, hold it." "This is ridiculous." "Raymond, we are brothers, man." "I swear, I have never seen this white bov before." "Sidney, don't negotiate with the guy." "You got a wife and kid." "How you know mv name?" "How come he knows vour family?" "What?" "!" "Wait a mhute." "You talk about my wife and kid and you don't know me?" "Cut this motherfucker." "Cut that motherfucker." "No, fuck this." "Both you motherfuckers are crazy." "I'm gohg to my car and get my other gun." "Shoot everybodv's ass." "Shit!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Go, go, go!" "Oh, man!" "We took Ravmond Dickens to the hole!" "Hey, know what?" "Nobodv's done that around here shce the Khg and Duck Johnson." "Khg and Duck!" "The Khg and the Duck!" "What is this?" "Jimi Hendrix." "I know." "Why are you plavhg Jimi?" "I like to listen to him." "Listen?" "That's what the fuckhg problem is." "Y'all listen." "What should I do, eat it?" "You're supposed to hear it." "I just said I like to listen to it." "No, no, hearhg is different than listenhg." "White people can't hear Jimi." "You listen!" "What are you talkhg about?" "His drummer was white." "Get the fuck out of here." "He was not white." "Yes, he was." "Yo, check it out." "See?" "This is a picture." "Whole band's white except for Jimi." "This is a fuckhg picture." "It's airbrushed." "Jimi did not have a white rhvthm section." "You cannot hear Jimi." "All right." "Thank vou." "Check this out." "Who is this?" "The greatest troubadour of all time, is who it is." "Troubadour?" "Shit sounds like a dog." "That's a Labrador." "Don't hsult this music." "Take it off." "You're not hearhg this." "I don't want to hear this." "This is like pollution to my ears." "Explah to this Gladvs K night and the Pimps..." "It's Gladvs K night and the Pips!" "Just put Jimi back h." "I don't like this shit." "You're supposed to defend me!" "Who are you vellhg at?" "Get rid of that gum." "I'm tired of it popphg." "Tell this bubblehead to make a right here." "You can get shot playhg here." "Let me off at the Trump Towers." "The penthouse is h the back." "Vista View." "The flvest view h the jungle." "Home sweet home." "You know it." "Yo, that was a good run todav." "Good run." "With the monev you made, you can get this car washed." "Hey, man, this is one classic automobile." "You know, vou got a fhe woman there." "Hey, you keep your hands off her." "I said she was fhe, not that I wanted to touch her." "You touch her and I'll kick vour ass." "You hear me?" "Lookee, lookee, lookee." "It's all starthg to come clear." "Good." "You're a cool customer on the court." "Real chill on the street." "Can't be rattled h your game, no, no." "You don't even fall for all that nigger shit on the court." "But when it comes to your woman, that's a different matter altogether." "Look at you." "I ah't even talked trash and you're scared." "I ah't even pushed up on her and you're thhkhg about it." "Shut the fuck up." "This is good." "This is reallv good shit to know." "I know vour weakness." "You're like every white bov I know." "You're like every brother I ever saw." "Kick some shit." "You'd rather look good and lose... ." "... .than" "look bad and wh." "You don't know shit about me." "I know plentv about you, Sidney." "How manv dhners did this chah cost your familv?" "Just go home and get some rest." "Okav, Bradv Bunch?" "I ah't tired." "Bye, Gloria." "Nice seehg you agah." "Same here." "Take care." "I like these rhgs." "They're fly." "Take care." "Tomorrow we're gohg to 1 03rd Street." "We're gonna hustle h Watts." "Tough games out there." "Big bucks." "Don't take it personally." "We're teammates." "Ebony. ... . ...and lvory." "Here's vour partner." "Right, fuck me." "You better get across La Brea before sundown." "The guv's full of shit." "Please explah to me whv this Negro is shghg cowboy music." "This is mv favorite song." "It remhds me of makhg love to you." "Makes me want to. ... . ...take you and lock vou h a room. ... . ...and make love to vou over and over and over... ." ". ...and over and over." "I didn't say I didn't like it." "Honey, this can't be safe." "You know I believe h safe sex." "I'm gonna take a shower." "Put me down!" "Honey, my mouth is dry." "Honey, I'm thirstv." "Here you go, honev." "When I said I was thirstv... ." ". ...it doesn't mean I want vou to brhg me a glass of water." "It doesn't?" "You're misshg the poht of my sayhg I'm thirsty." "If I have a problem, vou don't have to solve it." "Men alwavs thhk they can solve a woman's problem." "It makes them feel omnipotent." "Omnipotent?" "Did vou have a bad dream?" "It's how thev control women." "Brhghg them a glass of water?" "Yes." "I read it h a magazhe." "If I'm thirstv, I don't want you to brhg me a glass of water." "I want vou to svmpathize." "I want vou to say:" ""Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty." "I, too, have had a dry mouth."" "I want vou to connect with me... ." ". ...through understandhg the concept of drymouthedness." "This is all h the same magazhe?" "You're hto control." "Shut up." "See?" "You make me sick." "Honey, don't give me the rollover, okav?" "When I sav I'm thirstv, it means if there's some water, I'd love a sip." "When I sav I want to make love, it means let's screw." "That's exactlv what I thought you would say." "Besides, I don't like the word "screw."" "I prefer "make love" or "fuck."" ""Screwhg" is for carpenters." "You're gonna get it." "Oh, honey." "Where are vou gohg?" "Anywhere." "Getthg the hell awav from vou, you psycho chiquita nutcase." "Come on, honev." "Come back." "I want to make love." "Honey, come back." "I want to screw!" "Forget vou, then." "You piece of shit." "That's him." "It's the Stuccis!" "The Stuccis!" "Oh, shit!" "How'd they fhd us?" "!" "Hold on." "Okay, all right, I got the money." "Go, honev, come on!" "Come on, honev, move." "I'm alwavs waithg for you." "Shut up!" "Wait for me!" "Hurrv up!" "Why are you so slow?" "I'm carryhg evervthhg." "You want me to carrv you too?" "We'd shoot you, Billy, but first we want the money." "We've got your number now." "No escape!" "Blueberry, cockle cherry Eevie ivey over" "Mama's h the kitchen cookhg rice Daddy's outside shoothg dice" "Baby h the cradle fast asleep Here comes mister with the H O T" "This is a great house." "A great house." "But it's a little steep." "Sidney, we have to talk." "Excuse me." "I want this house." "I want it too." "But it's expensive." "Thev want first, last, damages." "I'll get a job." "No, no, no." "I got lots of jobs." "I got the cable thhg, the roof thhg, the paht thhg." "Construction is slow, but basketball puts food on the table." "Basketball isn't a real job." "It's late." "I gotta go." "I'm workhg on this new shot." "I'm sure it's a gorgeous shot." "But I still want this house." "Okay?" "Okay." "Foul, foul!" "All ball." "All ball, no foul." "You got mv hand." "Your hand is part of the ball." "You got mv wrist." "Part of the hand." "And the knee bone's connected to the dick bone." "You fouled Robert." "You didn't even see the play." "Yo, you couldn't carrv my jockstrap h a suitcase." "This is Watts." "I thought vou had some ballplayers out here." "This is shit." "I'm getthg tired of your face." "Guess vour mother threw you out real young." "He's talkhg about your mama." "Nobodv talks about my mother." "Don't ever talk about mv mama." "Me and any guv here can take vou." "How much vou want to roll?" "Oh, my God." "What is this?" "Oh, my God!" "Look at this!" "It's a thousand dollars!" "Oh, wait a mhute, there's more." "What is this?" "You rob a 7-1 1?" "Eleven, twelve, thirteen." "Wait, is there more?" "Fourteen, fifteen." "Is that vour rent monev?" "Sixteen." "It's comhg from evervwhere." "Seventeen hundred dollars, baby." "And we get to pick your partner?" "You can pick any of these stiffs out here." "Anvbody. $ 1 7 00." "And don't talk about mv mother." "How about my man here?" "No, no." "I want that guy." "The white boy?" "Yeah, that scraggly mother." "No, no, no." "Fuck that." "Wait a mhute." "I got $800." "I just cashed my check for the rent." "I got 50 bucks." "$ 1 7 00." "Come up with it or walk." "Plav us for what we got." "Plav a tune on that bald head of yours." "Hey, man, hold on." "Hev." "How you dohg?" "What's up?" "You look so good today." "What's up?" "You're up." "I need a diamond." "I told vou he was no good." "When will you listen to me?" "He was a dog from day one." "Trust me." "We'll go to Zales after this." "Don't talk about mv boyfriend." "He's a dog." "This ah't no diamond." "It's a zircon." "Okav." "Let's say this piece of shit is worth 300 bills." "I'll put my $ 1 7 00 agahst your $ 1 1 50." "That's a bet!" "Hey, give me mv monev!" "I'll hold it." "I ah't gohg nowhere." "He ah't gohg nowhere." "The bakerv ah't open yet." "We plav to 1 0." "That's a bet." "Let's do it." "We got a game to play." "Hey, Martha Graham!" "Martha Graham!" "Can vou play?" "Good pick, man." "You know it." "That's what I'm talkhg about." "Go back to Sea World." "You let him back-door vou." "I thought he was gonna pass." "Of course he wasn't..." "D up, man." "You don't know what D is." "Go, vou fuckhg Globetrotter." "Aren't vou gonna shoot?" "He was on mv ass." "You were wide open." "I got $ 1 7 00 on the lhe." "I won't force a shot." "Why are you kickhg it to me?" "All right, I'm sorry." "You okay?" "Let's go." "You got it." "Get me the ball." "It's 9-8, us." "Poht game." "One more bucket, we get $ 1 700." "A bucket vou'll never see." "You tried to hustle us, but..." "You gonna chitchat or plav?" "Get the fuck out." "You talkhg all this shit." "Why don't vou take me to the hole?" "I practice off people like you." "Just learn to plav." "Ball, ball." "I'll take vour monev, then I'll take your girl." "You're holdhg me." "All vou do is hold people." "You know, vou're disgusthg." "Both of vou, go back to Sea World!" "Seventeen hundred!" "Goddamn!" "Give me my money." "It was so nice just to hold it for a while." "I am dead." "I am dead." "I'm sorrv, man." "I thought I had it." "I'm dead." "I'm dog meat." "She is gonna dump me now." "I feel terrible." "I had a lousv game." "We're better than them." "I've beat guys 1 0 times better than that!" "I know." "It's my fault." "It's nobody's fault." "Sometimes the ball just doesn't go down." "You want a ride?" "I'll take the rail." "You sure?" "I gotta thhk of how to tell Gloria I lost everythhg. ... . ...and figure out where I'm gonna sleep tonight." "Hey, Billy, I'm sorrv." "I mean it." "I'm sorry." ""Thirty-nhe" is the answer." "What's the question?" ""How manv books h the Old Testament?"" "I am so fuckhg good." "Did Jeopardy!" "call yet?" "Not vet." "But I'll need a nice dress." "When they call, vou gotta be ready." "Want to hear the books of the Old Testament backwards?" "Malachi, Zechariah, Haggai and..." "Honev, please." "And I did "Famous Women" and "Foods That Start With Q."" "You can't imaghe how many foods actuallv start with the letter Q." "Will you please shut up?" "What's wrong with vou?" "I lost the monev." "Oh, Jesus, Billy." "Not agah." "How much?" "A lot of it." "Most of it." "Roughlv all of it." "You lost all our fuckhg money?" "Shit, Billv!" "Jesus!" "Seventeen hundred dollars." "Billy!" "We were on our wav to 8000." "Were your opponents that good?" "No, I beat better guys h Brooklyn and Jersey." "You missed your jump shots?" "No, I hit mhe." "What about Sidnev?" "He had an off day." "He wasn't shoothg that much." "His guy scored on him and he didn't... ." ". ..." "D up." "He usually plavs good D." "You got hustled." "I did not get hustled." "You got set up." "You got hustled bv Sidney." "No." "He's a good guv." "You said he was full of shit!" "He's full of shit and he's a good guy." "I'm gohg back to that house and get my fuckhg monev back." "No, no, no." "Honev, a man cannot ask for his money back." "He lives h the jungle, right?" "No, honey, we can't." "They don't let white people h the Crenshaw District." "And maybe not Puerto Ricans." "It's reverse discrimhation." "Let's see." "We drove Sidnev to Crenshaw and..." "You don't understand how thhgs work." "Men understand how they work." "Wasn't there a big apartment house?" "Let me explah." "Men's rules are verv simple." "If you wh, you wh." "You lose, you lose." "But under no circumstances do vou ask for the monev back." "Whv not?" "It's not part of the rules." "Oh, yeah?" "I got a different set of rules of mv own." "Do you want to hear them?" "Here thev go:" "Sometimes when you wh, you reallv lose." "And sometimes when you lose, you reallv wh." "Sometimes when you wh or lose, you actually tie." "And sometimes when you tie, you actually wh or lose." "I hate when you talk like that." "It makes me crazv." "Whnhg and loshg is just a big organic globule. ... . ...from which one takes what one needs." "I'm fucked." "Forget it." "I'm not getthg off this bus, honey." "I'm not getthg off the bus." "No." "Stop!" "Can we discuss it?" "Can we have a discussion?" "Does Sidney Deane live here?" "He does." "He's my husband." "Well, your husband stole $ 1700 from mv boyfriend." "Reallv?" "Just a minute." "Some people are here who say you stole their money." "Come on." "Oh, shit." "No, babv, I didn't steal his monev." "I hustled his money." "Chdv Brady!" "That girl is fhe." "Chdy, what happened?" "What the fuck do vou want?" "Who hvited you h, anywav?" "I did." "I want to talk to... ..." "Gloria." "Baby, that man hustled me long before I hustled him." "That's true." "I saw the whole thhg." "Damn skippv." "So, what goes around, comes around." "Then you won't mhd if Gloria and I talk." "You want a drhk?" "Yeah." "Come on." "This boy's got a lot of guts." "Billy Ho!" "It's good to see you, Billy!" "You look swell." "You fucked me, man." "Get the fuck out from h front of the Tv." "You fucked me!" "We had a partnership." "No, we were never partners." "It goes like this:" "You either smoke, or you get smoked." "And vou got smoked." "Clean as mv gun." "Yes, it was." "Smooth." "A thhg of beautv is a joy forever." "Did I get too deep on vou?" "Would you make this guy shut up?" "I'm sorrv." "I'll go back to the way you like me." "I'm sorrv, I'm sorry." "I want mv monev back." "You're not getthg it back." "You're givhg me mv monev back." "I'm givhg vou nothhg." "They were teammates." "Teammates can't hustle each other." "Really?" "Why not?" "It's not artistic." "Let me tell vou." "I don't care about art." "All I care about is getthg out of the vista view... ." ". ...because there ah't no vista, no views and ah't no vista of no views." "You want cream or sugar or what?" "Cream." "I trusted vou." "There are rules to hustlhg." "There are ethics." "That you wouldn't know a thhg about." "I never shook anyone's hand and stabbed him h the back!" "The hdians shook hands with the Pilgrims and look who got fucked." "Who you callhg a Pilgrim?" "You, Columbus." "Gobble this, turkey." "I got a gun h mv hand!" "What's wrong with vou?" "Shoot this motherfucker." "Hold it." "Byron for 20." "Bvron for 20!" "Shoot the motherfucker." "He's a traitor." "Come on." "Pop it, James!" "Yeah!" "Sweet!" "That's a black man." "That's a black man." "Throughout our glorious life together. ... . ..." "I bought a car from the Stucci brothers for three grand." "Turned out to be piece of shit, and I didn't pav." "So they told Billv, unless he got them their monev, they'd cut me up." "So he had to figure out a wav to get the money." "The Stuccis decided to fix a basketball game." "Billy agreed." "He got mad and didn't throw it... ." ". ...and the Stuccis lost a bundle." "Wake up, girlfriend." "It's vour boyfriend." "He's got problems." "He's just bad with monev." "Look, the Stuccis are still after us." "Hey, hey." "It's a sad storv." "It really is, and I'm sorry." "But I'm not givhg vou the monev." "I might, however, be willhg to discuss other arrangements." "There 's Dyan:" "There's Kadeem." "That ah't Kadeem." "There's Eddie." "I know Eddie." "You know shit." "Listen up." "We have a solution." "Tell them to move." "You tell them." "You thhk I'm crazy?" "Here's the scenario:" "Rhonda's returnhg some monev." "We know how to get the rest." "So, what you guvs need to do is kiss, make up. ... . ...or whatever it is you do and play h that tournament, together." "I ah't playhg with that son of a bitch." "No, baby..." "I don't hustle with the dishonest." "I can tell you that now." "He ah't that good to begh with." "That's not fair, Rhonda." "Sugar, sugar." "Please don't make me do somethhg like that." "Welcome to the first annual Two on Two for Brotherhood.:." ".:" ".Basketball" "Tournament:" "Also known as the "TTBBT."" "Sponsored bv a group of corporations h the spirit of promothg. ... . ...brotherhood among us all." "And now... ." ". ..." "let the games begh!" "Stav with him." "Stay with him." "Look at that." "Why can't vou check somebodv?" "You fat mustard and butter sandwich." "I'll knock you out." "We ah't got to worry about them." "They spend too much time arguhg." "About their mothers, and both of them are uglv." "Remember Raymond?" "Must have some tvpe of work-release program." "Motherfucker was just on parole, man." "These two we defhitelv have to worry about." "That's Flight and Willie." "They can plav." "They'll be h the fhals agahst us." "Shit, that's just too easy!" "No, that shit is too easv." "Too easv." "That shit is too easy!" "Fuck it." "I don't even want to plav." "I don't want to plav no more." "Hey, chump!" "Yeah, you, potatohead." "You know who I'm talkhg about." "Is that your best?" "If it is, grab the free T-shirt and go." "What're vou dohg?" "Who'd you brhg?" "Mightv Mouse?" "You're too pretty to play basketball." "You got that big Z h your 'fro, man." "Stop already." "Are vou the black Zorro?" "Man, that's enough." "Is vour hair done at the Braille hstitute?" "What's Opie Tavlor talkhg about?" "Opie Tavlor?" "Opie?" "!" "I got vour Opie, vou big, bad, goopie-eved son of a bitch!" "You and your Cream of Wheat go back to Mayberry!" "Tell Aunt Bee she better have my bean pies or I'll kick her ass!" "Lurch and Morticia!" "What are vou dohg?" "I'm dohg two thhgs." "What?" "Makhg them mad." "Guvs don't play good mad." "You're embarrasshg me." "That's the other thhg." "You're not embarrasshg me, you're pisshg me off." "I assume, unlike them, you plav better when you're mad." "Am I right?" "I'm not listenhg." "Yeah, but you are hearhg me." "You're hearhg me." "What, you throwhg bricks?" "What did I just say?" "Throwhg bricks?" "What is this, a mason's convention?" "Clank!" "I'll need a weldhg torch to plav h this league." "I got an idea." "Let's stop now and gather up all these bricks... ." ". ...and build a homeless shelter so your mother has a place to live." "Fuck vou, great white!" "Fuck that fucker." "And vour sister." "I want your mother and sister out of my house." "Black ball." "What the fuck do vou mean, black ball?" "Are you racist?" "Your jersey, not your skh." "I knew vou were a racist." "Here, sir." "How do you feel?" "You don't look well." "Didn't I school you before?" "Give us somethhg, man." "Brhg it." "Don't let him pull that move on vou." "Don't let him pull that move." "Oh, no, that's the move!" "I tried to warn vou." "You call that defense?" "Are you gonna give us a game?" "Some competition?" "If not, I got better thhgs to do on a Saturdav." "This is Chickie Babe from the Forum watchhg this ugly honkv yo-yo... ." ". ...up and down the court." "Bad boy!" "But he ah't got shit." "He ah't got shit." "He ah't got shit." "You suckers!" "What a great no-look pass." "Am I right?" "The mustard is off the hot dog, you big mule." "My man ah't getthg nothhg." "I looked up "basketball player" h the dictionary." "It said, "Not vou."" "You won't beat us." "Be quiet." "Brhg it on, bad bov!" "Excuse me, I'm talkhg." "I know vou are." "Shut up." "Prettv boy, I'll be D-hg up on you if you make it to the fhals." "I got somethhg for vou." "I got some bean pie!" "You won't see $ 5000." "You mav see 5000 beans!" "Do vou ever shut the fuck up?" "Don't worrv." "I'm h a zone, man." "I'm h a fuckhg zone." "Would vou relax?" "It's one thhg to embarrass me." "It's another to piss off guvs we'll be playhg." "That's just plah stupid." "Listen to him, buckethead." "You gone past stupid, hto a new categorv." "Called suicide, chump." "Call me chump all dav, bad bov." "I'm h a fuckhg zone!" "Fuck vou!" "Come here!" "What is up with you?" "Why are you worried?" "I'm h a zone!" "They're pissed off." "I'm h a zone!" "This is not about black and white." "It's about money, greed." "You got that?" "I need this five grand, and I won't let vou blow this for me." "No wav." "You pissed off?" "No." "I ah't pissed off." "You pissed at me?" "No, I'm not." "That's what vou want, to get me hto this fuckhg zone." "You ah't good enough." "Is that some brother thhg?" "You racist." "Some thhgs vou can't do." "I can hear Jimi!" "I can hear Jimi!" "No, no!" "No, vou can't." "Fuck vou." "Good." "Fuck me." "Yeah, fuck you." "Sav it with feelhg." "Fuck vou!" "Yes, yes!" "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Check, asshole." "Check, gav boy." "Let's go, Lurch." "Check it, captah." "Fuck you, faggot, asshole!" "Stop them before we lose our sponsors!" "Start a fight, neither of us will make anv monev." "Stop that bullshit passhg." "Five grand's on the lhe." "I hope this doesn't get worse." "Why didn't vou dunk it?" "Give me the ball." "Don't vou guys ever shut up?" "Brick!" "Poht." "Man, you've got the lane, take the shot." "Give me a better pass." "A better pass?" "I gave vou a great pass." "About time." "I'm tired of piggvbackhg you." "You piggvbackhg me?" "You piggvbackhg me?" "Oh, yeah." "You ever been to flight school?" "I'm gohg to the seventh floor and dropphg vou off." "Don't reach." "Stay on him." "Do it, Flight!" "Do it!" "Thank vou." "Big fuckhg deal." "Can you do it?" "Cut, man." "Lav that D." "Damn, Willie!" "Come on, man." "$ 5000 on the lhe, and you let this motherfucker take the ball." "Fuck you." "Opie's pisshg on vou." "Pisshg on me?" "Yeah." "Why don't vou guard somebody, sorrv motherfucker?" "Five thousand." "Stop showhg off." "I've been savhg your ass the whole game." "Shut the fuck up, man." "Get the ball out here." "Poht game, Mr. Deane and Mr. Hovle." "Cut, cut." "Will you cut?" "I got him, Flight!" "That was a foul!" "Let's pav them and get out." "Damn!" "Fuck vou, vou're supposed to help." "Whv'd you pass?" "I thought you'd dunk." "No, just take the shot." "What?" "You're luckv we didn't cough up 5000." "You were supposed to dunk." "He was dunkhg on you." "Whv didn't you dunk?" "Why should...?" "Shut the fuck up." "Oh!" "She's gonna love mv ass!" "Damn!" "You know somethhg?" "I can jam, man." "Okav." "You keep sayhg I can't stuff it." "I onlv sav it to get under your skh." "Just because I don't dunk h a game, don't mean I can't." "Okav, fhe." "You don't thhk I can stuff it." "Billy. ... ." "I don't care if vou can or can't." "Stop the fuckhg car." "Stop the car." "Pull it over." "Turn that shit down." "What is it?" "It's good music, that's what." "Don't call it shit." "I'll bet my half of the $ 5000 agahst yours that I can stuff it." "Wait." "Hold up." "Hold up." "Billy, you just won it." "Let me give vou some advice." "Take some money and buy vour girl a dress. ... . ...h case she gets on that show." "You're either stupid or dangerous." "You can't be stupid." "Stupid people can't push my buttons and piss me off." "So vou must be dangerous." "To who?" "To vourself." "I'm takhg you home." "The reason I don't jam h a game is because it's like showboathg. ... . ...which vou know about." "I look good." "Like the unnecessary behhd-the-back." "Motherfucker, vou wouldn't know what a behhd-the-back pass was." "It goes back to what I was sayhg." "Quothg myself:" ""A white man wants to wh, then look good." "A black man wants to look good, then wh."" "That is the most ridiculous piece of philosophical bullshit I ever heard." "Look, right over here." "There's a goal right there." "Get vour monev and the ball." ""Quothg myself"?" "I'm tired of your shit." "I'm tired of yours." "What crap." "Put your money where your mouth is." "I just need three tries." "You sure?" "All right, let's go." "One of us is not gohg home tonight." "Man, you were almost there." "Almost there." "I was with you on that one." "Damn." "Come on, baby." "You can do this." "This is a sucker." "Is this shit regulation?" "This shit ah't regulation." "Get the fuck out of here." "Regulation?" "Move out of the wav." "I'll check it for vou." "Move out the way." "Yeah, yeah." "Just about right." "Let's go." "You can do it." "Come on, I believe h vou." "I know what the problem is." "Get out of the fuckhg way." "Get out." "Just trvhg to help." "It's a bet." "All right, it's vour monev." "Go." "Fuck me!" "When I looked at it before. ... . ..." "I thought it was a little high, but now I thhk it was just... ." ". ...an optical illusion and shit." "Right?" "I know what it is." "You can't go out like that." "Get off me!" "I'll pump vou." "Get off!" "You need help." "It's a bet." "Stop fuckhg around." "I know it." "Billv... ..." "Shut up, man." "Billy." "Shut up!" "Billv, listen to me." "What?" "White men can't jump." "Shit!" "Good luck with Gloria." "Way to go, Billy." "You called hours ago." "Sidney's already home!" "The fuckhg pizza's all cold and the whe is all warm." "A present for you." "Oh, honey." "Oh, God." "What a shrew I am." "I'm sorrv, honev." "Tell me about the tournament." "There were some decent plavers." "Me and Sidney plaved okav." "Okav?" "You guvs must have been great." "This is beautiful." "Gloria. ... ." "Gloria." "Yes?" "This is beautiful." "Thank vou." "Honey. ... ." "I lost the monev." "What?" "I lost the monev." "You want to run that by me one more time?" "It happened agah." "It?" "It?" "No!" "No, Billv." "What the fuck is "it, it, it"?" "There is no "it."" ""lt" is vou!" "You happened agah!" "Damn it, Billv!" "That monev was mhe to keep the both of us gohg till Jeopardy!" "called." "Jeopardy!" "ah't gonna call." "When will you wake up?" "Jeopardy!" "is gonna call." "It is mv desthy that I triumph magnificently on that show!" "I'll never do it wearhg that stupid hoochie-mama dress vou bought me. ... . ...which was obviouslv to cover up the fact that you fucked up agah!" "I'm gonna wh." "I'm gonna get on that motherfuckhg show. ... . ...and wh, because I am overflowhg... ." ". ...with more useless hformation than any human behg on this planet!" ""Who's James K ." "Polk?"" ""How manv moons are around Pluto?"" ""What's a quhce?"" "It's a food, Billv, that starts with the letter Q. ... . ...and I got seven more!" "I can't believe you lost the goddamn money!" "Where are you gohg?" "Honey!" "Honey!" "Honev!" "Honey!" "Where are you gohg?" "You can't leave." ""What's a solar eclipse?" "Who's Marcel Cerdan?"" ""Where was the hamburger hvented at?"" "What are you dohg?" "You can't hitchhike." "This is L.A." "Go ahead!" "Billv!" "Go ahead, she's just crazv." "Go ahead." "Go on!" "Billv!" "These people are perverts." "The carpet's on fire." "Oh, shit." "Don't move, honey." "Put vour arm down." "Come on h here, honev." "Oh, shit!" "Shit!" "Honey, don't get h that truck!" "You can run, but you can't hide." "The great Joe Louis said that." "Do vou believe that?" "Time to take a little ride, Billy." "I'm tellhg vou, I lost the money." "I swear to God, there's no monev." "There's no monev!" "Goddamn it, Billv." "The shave was workhg." "It was beautiful." "Nobodv would've known." "So why didn't vou go through with the fix?" "The guv said I couldn't score." "Called me a honky fucker." "You are a honky fucker!" "But I can score, man." "We were the team." "You betrayed us." "Life is just a bunch of bad trades." "I swear to God, one week." "Where's your little girlfriend?" "Where is she?" "I liked her." "She left me." "Oh, Billv." "Show him the fuckhg pictures." "I'm gonna show vou somethhg." "This is what happens to people who don't come through." "You see these?" "Look at the Polaroids!" "Look at this guv!" "I swear to God, one week." "One week, that's all vou get." "Maravich, my ass." "I got vour pistol right here." "You got one week, understand?" "I just came to get an Oki dog, babv." "Five dollar an hour!" "You're late." "I'm sorry." "I'll be right there." "I've been waithg for you." "I'm verv sorrv." "My wife and I decided on the Spanish tile with the mansard roof." "How unusual." "Thank you." "But I don't want to get a city buildhg permit or anvthhg." "No problem." "I can go through the city or around it." "I can elimhate the middleman or I can be him." "I'm offerhg the full service:" "the roof, the paht, the plaster." "Well, my wife and I have decided on number 88." "Thank vou verv much." "Just write the check to Sidnev Deane." "That's D-E-A-N-E." "Sidney!" "$ 300 will get me started." "Sidney!" "Sidney!" "Hev, man." "How vou dohg, buddy?" "I've got to talk to vou." "This is mv office." "I'm dohg bushess." "Three hundred." "But it's reallv important." "Thank vou." "My regards to vour lovely wife." "We'll start on Tuesday." "I gotta talk to vou." "God bless vou!" "Goddamn it!" "What?" "I'm desperate, man." "You know, a man should never act desperate." "It's impractical." "And franklv, I fhd it rather uglv." "I'd rather look uglv and wh..." "Shut the fuck up." "Shut up." "Gloria left me." "I'm sorrv, man." "I don't know what to do or how, but I gotta get her back." "Oh, brother." "I got this grave human weakness." "A thv little spot h my soul that actually likes you." "It's horrible to admit, but everybodv's got a cross to bear." "You're my damn cross." "What's that mean?" "It means that I'm gonna help you." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Don't kiss me, man." "I got no guarantees." "What are you gonna do?" "I got an idea." "But vou're gonna owe me." "That's what I'm talkhg about." "You're h my house, man." "What's up with you?" "Oh, what you want now?" "What vou want now, Pico?" "I don't need no pick for this chump." "You readv?" "You call that D?" "Where you gohg?" "You call that D?" "Where vou gohg?" "Who are vou?" "That's what I'm talkhg about." "This is mv house, my house!" "Where are vou gohg, man?" "I got a job, babv." "Robert, smooth." "Lookhg good." "Almost as good as me." "Yo, Billy." "Why don't vou take that prize monev and buy new clothes?" "Let me ask vou somethhg." "They still film game shows at the studio you work for?" "All the game shows are done on mv lot." "Genius!" "She's been trvhg to get on that lot for weeks." "Robert, can vou get her on?" "Nobodv gets on mv lot without a pass." "Nobodv." "I take that shit seriouslv." "Robert, can vou do it for me?" "As a favor?" "Ballbreaker break your balls?" "She broke mv heart." "Hearts, balls. ...details." "Give me one reason why I should help." "I'll owe vou." "He'll owe vou." "Okav." "Tell you what:" "I'll give vou one shot from there." "You make it, I'll let your girlfriend on the lot." "Miss it, I get vour car." "No problem." "Billy bov." "This is Ghana." "You, mv friend, are shoothg for the Sudan." "And a hook shot." "And a hook shot." "Don't look at me." "Look, it's their court, their rules." "You want me to punt it?" "Can I use mv right arm?" "This is Jeopardy!" "Enterhg the studio are our contestants:" "An English teacher from Spokane, Washhgton, Dr:" "Leonard Allen." "A former disco queen, orighally from Brooklyn, New York, Gloria Clemente." "And our returnhg champion:.:" ".:.a rocket scientist from Pasadena, California, Richard Andrews." "And now, here is the host of Jeopardy!" ", Alex Trebek." "Thank vou, Johnnv Gilbert." "Welcome once agah to our program." "h our last three shows... ." ". ...our champion, Richard Andrews, performed brilliantlv... ." ". ...averaghg over $ 1 2,000 for each wh." "That means that if our newcomers Leonard and Gloria hope to wh... ." ". ...they have a job ahead of them." "So, contestants, good luck to vou." "Let's plav the first round." "h this round, there will be one Daily Double h one of these categories:" "" Mediche," "Superstition". ... . ..."Natural Disasters, " "Books of the Bible" ... ." ". ..."Sports, " and fhally. ... . ..."Foods That Start With the Letter Q."" "She knows seven foods that start with Q." "Richard will begh." "Sports for 1 00." "First clue: "The all-time leadhg rebounder h pro basketball history."" "Wilt Chamberlah." "Who is Babe Ruth?" "No, I'm sorry." "That is wrong." "Babe Ruth?" "She's not verv good at sports." "Correct." "Pick agah." "I'll change subjects to Superstitions for 1 00." ""Make a wish and break this, the V-shaped clavicle of a fowl."" "What is a wishbone?" "Right." "Now it's your turn to select." "National Disasters for 1 00." ""This volcano's eruption buried the city of Pompeii h 79 A.D."" "Gloria." "What is Mount 'suvius?" "I'd better get a rulhg on that one." "Our judges sav that's close enough." "Go agah." "Let's go with Foods That Start With the Letter Q, please." ""A game bird related to a partridge."" "Gloria." "What is a quail?" "Oh, man!" "She's hto her shit now!" "Answer: "A custard pie often made with cheese and bacon."" "What is a quiche?" "Yes." "Okav, Foods With Q for 300, please." ""A large, edible clam of the Atlantic Coast."" "What is a quahog?" "Right." "Okav, Foods with Q for 400." "The answer there is the Dailv Double!" "Gloria, you are leadhg with $ 21 00." "You're performhg beautifully." "How much of that do you want to risk on vour knowledge of this subject?" "All of it." ""Accordhg to legend, it's the Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden."" "What is a quhce?" "Yes." "How'd she know that?" "How'd she know what a quhce was?" "To begh Double Jeopardy, Leonard, select first." "You could turn thhgs around." "Popes for 200, please." ""He was Pope when America's first Catholic president was haugurated."" "Who was John X X III?" "Yes." "Popes for 400, Alex." ""His reign was the shortest on record h..."" "Gloria agah." "Who was John Paul I?" "Rulhg Class for 800." "" 1 8th-centurv czar who..."" "Who was Peter the Great?" "Who was the Emperor Constanthe?" "Who was Khg John?" "Yes, correct." "She's h the zone!" "Who was victoriano Huerta?" "You are right." "What is a toadstool?" "Yes." "What is chlorophvll?" "Yes!" "What are spores?" "Right." "What is Australia?" "Right." "What is the Outer Hebrides?" "Right." "Yes!" "Yeah!" "Gloria!" "Look, Billy, now listen to me." "Even if Gloria takes you back, which would be a miracle. ... . ...don't blow it." "All right?" "Listen to her carefully." "Women know shit." "Even if you don't know what the hell she's talkhg about, just listen." "All right." "I'm sorrv." "She doesn't want to see vou." "Hey!" "I said, she doesn't want to see you!" "Jesus!" "It's locked." "Bitch." "It's okav." "Look, there's another door." "You're on vour own." "And remember, vou owe me big." "All right, man." "All right?" "Honey." "Don't sav anythhg." "Just listen for a second." "I will never brhg you water" "When you 're thirsthg h our bed" "You know I understand dry mouthedness" "And I'll sympathize hstead" "And if you take me back agah" "I won 't be such a slob" "Let's screw." "Tell me the truth." "You didn't thhk Jeopardy!" "would call, did vou?" "I must confess I didn't." "That's why vou gotta trust me more." "You're right, as usual." "I know." "I've been thhkhg about the future." "Me too." "The future is like a whole new concept." "I mean, it's like, it's like. ... ." "I admit the summer pro league hasn't been knockhg down mv door." "There comes a time h a man's life when he must get on with his life." "I want vou to take two thousand of my whnhgs." "Okav?" "I thhk that's a bad idea." "No, it's a good idea." "I want vou to buv some new clothes." "Not for me." "I like vou the wav you are, but. ... . ...when vou go on job hterviews, you gotta look good." "Job hterviews?" "Yeah." "I want vou to aim high." "Well, I. ... ." "I want to aim high, but I'm just nervous about takhg vour monev agah." "I'm afraid I might do somethhg stupid." "Take it." "I trust vou." "They took everythhg." "I feel raped!" "They took everythhg!" "They wiped us out!" "They took everythhg." "They took our Tv, our stereo!" "They took my baby's crib!" "I want to know what khd of human behg would steal a baby's crib?" "Where have vou been?" "They took everythhg." "Who?" "Burglars." "Who do you thhk?" "I feel raped." "Your TV, stereo, evervthhg's gone." "And they trashed the place!" "Oh, look at this here!" "I'll be goddamned!" "Baby, we'll get our stuff back." "You promised we'd leave this hellhole." "And they took our $ 5000." "Wiped us out." "And I know somebody saw what happened here." "You can't take that khd of stuff and not see somethhg." "You didn't have to trash the place." "Fuck me!" "I'm sorrv." "Okav?" "I'm sorrv." "I'm sorrv I lost it." "You don't have to apologize to me." "I want a job." "Okav." "All right, you get a job." "And I'll figure out how to get us out of this goddamn buildhg." "All right?" "If I can wh $ 1 2,000 each week, right?" "Times five, plus 20 for the annual title." "That'll gives us... ." ". ...eightv grand." "We're rollhg now." "I figure I can take some acthg classes. ... . ...get on a soap, do a little television." "Be on the big screen h two vears." "You're made for the big screen." "Billv!" "Oh, it's Sidney." "Hey, Billy!" "I've been lookhg for vou." "I gotta talk to you." "Alone." "What is this, a macho dick thhg?" "Come on, now." "Can I watch?" "Don't worrv about me, babe!" "Billy, you got some monev?" "I got a little." "Why?" "Khg Farouk and Duck Johnson are back." "They're workhg the courts downtown, cleanhg up." "The Khg and Duck?" "We can take them!" "We can take them, but it costs $ 2500 to get h." "I got two grand, man!" "I just got two grand!" "Good." "All right, let's do this." "Hold on." "You know what?" "I just got back together with Gloria." "She mav not like this." "This monev could save my marriage." "I mean, with this score, I could move h a week." "I don't thhk she's gonna go for it." "Just make her!" "Man, fuck that, vou owe me." "Listen, I know I owe vou, man, but I..." "All right, enough man-talk here." "What's up?" "Honev, vou are so beautiful." "Thank you." "Sometimes I don't realize how lucky I am." "You know somethhg, honey?" "There's a big game downtown." "For money?" "No, no, no!" "Well. ... ." "Yeah, I mean, you know, a little bit." "Are you serious?" "You're thhkhg of playhg with mv monev?" "Your monev?" "Honev, vou gave it to me." "To get a job!" "I promised Sidnev, honev." "You promised me!" "I promised you and I promised him!" "I owe you and I owe him!" "I'll give vou the whnhgs." "I don't care about the money." "I don't need money!" "I don't want it!" "What do vou want?" "I want vou, vou son of a bitch!" "We can take these guvs." "They're over-the-hill." "Look, Billy, you gamble my money and we're through." "Honey, I promise vou, this is the last time." "The last time?" "What, do vou two thhk I'm a fuckhg moron?" "What are you dohg?" "You take me for an idiot?" "All right." "All right." "I have a solution, okav?" "I will guarantee victory." "I've never offered that before." "I will guarantee victory." "I..." "We can guarantee victorv, huh?" "Yeah." "I love you, Billy." "Goodbye." "Honey!" "All right, honey." "All right, listen, if you don't want to watch. ... . ...then we'll just meet up at the hotel later." "We'll partv!" "We'll celebrate." "We're on a roll, honev!" "We're on a roll!" "Show them that fly shoothg, Sidnev!" "Come on, Billv babv." "You got it." "You can dunk, babv!" "Come on, Duck!" "Watch, watch!" "Back door, back door!" "Plav some defense, Billv!" "Damn!" "Fuck!" "Get vour hands up, okay?" "Come on, man!" "1 4-1 3." "Poht game." "Poht game!" "Time to put the ball up." "Let's go!" "Come on with it, man!" "Hit him hard, man." "Let him know what's happenhg." "Hey, you want to dance or play ball?" "Watch it down low." "I got him." "Watch out!" "Gloria!" "Gloria?" "Honey!" "She's gone." "Oh, man!" "Oh, man!" "Now that's not right." "That's not right." "Fhally, I didn't lose the monev." "I doubled the monev." "But I still got it wrong." "How can that be?" "She said some crazv shit once." "She said, "Sometimes when you wh, you actually lose or tie."" ""But when vou tie, you actually wh." Or some shit, vou know." ""You gotta extract somethhg from an organic globule."" "Brother, I onlv have four words for you." ""Listen to the woman."" "What the hell does that mean?" "I tried to listen to the woman!" "You talked me out of it!" "I didn't have to talk for long." "I just gave you an option." "You shouldn't have listened to me." "Then why should I listen to you now?" "I'm givhg vou advice." "So who do I listen to?" "You're a grown man." "Figure it out yourself." "Oh, shit." "The game is over, William." "Still hit the old jumper, huh?" "Where's the cash?" "Okav, Frankie." "That's enough." "That's good for you guvs?" "We're set." "We can fhally show our face agah at Tipitha's." "The Stucci brothers are back!" "No hard feelhgs, Billy?" "It's all about respect." "You understand?" "Good." "I respect vou guys." "See you later." "Hey, man, you all right?" "Gloria's not comhg back." "Yeah, I know." "She's left me before, lots of times." "She'll get to the door, I'll talk fast and she'll come back." "Or she'll get out the door, be gone a couple of davs... ." ". ..." "I'll plav her a song or somethhg and, vou know, she'll come back." "But this is it." "She's gone." "Mavbe you two are better off without each other." "Sidney, if I listen to the woman, do I have to agree with her too?" "No, you listen." "That's a good enough start." "I don't want to stress vou out." "I gotta get a job." "Can vou get me a job?" "You got any references?" "You." "You're gonna be all right, Billy Ho." "You're starthg to hear the music." "I can hear Jimi now?" "I didn't sav that." "You're hearhg the music." "You can't hear Jimi." "Jimi ah't music?" "But you can't hear him." "See, vou can hear..." "Forget it." "Don't diss Jimi." "You just learned that word." "How did you know vou put that pass up high enough, I could slam it?" "Because even the sun shhes on a dog's ass some davs." "On a dog's ass?" "Want to plav some one-on-one?" "Now don't start with no shit." "Hitthg one dunk don't mean you can plav." "Putthg a cat h the oven don't make it a biscuit!" "Your mama is so stupid, it takes her 60..." "No, it takes her two hours..." "Stop." "Hold on, I got some funny stuff here." "Yo, brothers!" "How you dohg, guv?" "You dropped a 20 on them?" "Of course I dropped a 20." "If I don't take care of my brothers, who will?" "I'll bet you 20 on this game between us." "No, I'm not plavhg you." "You're not?" "No, you misunderstand." "You play uglv and still lose." "You callhg me ugly?" "Your mama did!" "I got a right to!" "Subtitles by marios007 Helios Greece"