"Kiki, did you blow candles... with Noodle?" "So what did you blow?" "Is it big... tell me how big" "Is the candle?" "Hey!" "Why are you back?" "Left something?" "Fxxk you!" "Loads of paparazzi are outside!" "Hello, I am your reporter Six Pack" "I am right outside Noodle's house." "According to our source" "His girlfriend, Kiki the "Virgin"" "Has slept over here at his house" "And 5 minutes ago" "A Kiki look alike" "Came out of this door, then went back in again." "Did you blow candles?" "What did you blow then?" "What did you blow?" "And we've already checked Kiki's schedule." "She has to fly to Tokyo at 3" "To shoot a commercial..." "Fxxk!" "That's my bra!" "Why are you just sitting there doing nothing!" "Help, think!" "I need to fly to Japan to shoot a commercial." "I have to go to Thailand for a shoot too." "Then call you manager... to see what she can do!" "Why don't you call your own manager?" "They don't let me date." "They've been telling everyone..." "I'm a virgin." "Virgin?" "!" "Do you want to be a pop star?" "Open your mouth!" "Come on!" "Good boy!" "You don't need a dental check up." "Hey, let's go to karaoke for a test." "What's your best song?" ""My Heart Will go On"" "What?" "!" "You look like someone I know." "Do you like to sit in the front of a taxi?" "Really?" "!" "Excuse me" "Hello" "Mom!" "Mom!" "If you don't help me," "I'll be as good as dead." "What is it?" "You've gone over your credit limit?" "No..." "There are loads of paparazzi outside my house" "Trying to catch me with Kiki." "I've read the newspaper" "Kiki's in Japan shooting a commercial." "But the thing is she changed it to tonight." "She's..." "Sucking on a banana right behind me" "Banana?" "!" "I told not to take her back to your place." "You think I don't know." "But you know how head strong she is" "She wanted to celebrate my birthday." "Can you deal with this?" "Deal?" "!" "I'll..." "I'll deal with you first!" "You do this every time." "Leaving a mess for me to clear up." "What should we do, mom?" "I think only she" "Can help us in the whole of Hong Kong..." "Password please, miss." "Thank you" "What's up?" "Where have you been?" "I've missed you." "You want me to help you... out with Noodle and Kiki?" "How do you know?" "It's all over the news." "Can you help me?" "Help?" "Of course I can." "I can throw a bomb and kill them." "Come on!" "I know you can help me out." "Like last time with "Big mouth"" "They said she had plastic surgery" "You dealt with that" "And said she learnt to blow..." "No... play the clarinet in Vienna" "And the other time with the "King"" "He was caught having an affair" "You had the guts" "And persuaded him to say he's gay." "He didn't have to pay a penny!" "It's admirable." "Hey..." "I know I'm good and clever but I don't need reminding." "I'll cut to the chase." "Deal with this in 3 hours, 300 thousand." "Why didn't you speak up!" "Wait for my call." "Hello!" "Can I speak to Dr. Lee?" "How is it, baby?" "Why haven't you called?" "When are we going out for a drink?" "Let's drink our way to hell some other time." "Hey, is the newcomer David... in your hospital?" "How do you know?" "Just 'cause, so what's he doing here?" "He's getting a circumcision." "Really?" "Has it been done?" "Not yet" "I'm doing it" "Hey, why are you asking, you want some?" "No." "Am I the only one who knows?" "He used an alias to register" "Came in through a secret entrance." "And said he'll sue us... if this gets out." "He's such a bastard" "I'll cut a couple of inches more" "See what girls think of that." "So why don't you tell me his alias" "And which room he is in." "What will I get?" "What ever you want, baby." "Baby!" "I'll call you after finishing some business, ok?" "Okay, bye bye" "Hey!" "What's taking you so long?" "It's still dirty here" "We'll not pay you, if you carry on being slow." "Hello, Alex Production." "Smartarse, please" "There's no such person." "I'm asking for you, smartarse." "Miss Alex" "Wipe the crisps off your face." "Then tell the smartarse next to you" "Stop talking on the phone, or I'll kill his boyfriend." "Put some news online for me." "The Hong Kong discussion board" "I'll dictate it to you" "Okay" "Don't talk back!" "I'll chop your arms off, if you take another bite!" "Now find David's gossip... and put them online." "Now!" "The quicker the better." "It takes time to upload... such a big file." "I've just signed up to Hong Kong Broadband last week" "It takes a few seconds to upload 1 00mb" "Don't try to skive off." "The title is" ""Cancer hits Newcomer David's testicles." "Rush to hospital" "Adios balls!"" "And" "Call Andy Millman for me" "I need 20 extras to act as paparazzi... outside the hospital" "Did you hear me?" "Miss Jane, line one." "Hello" "What's up..." "You're finally calling me" "When are you going to hand... in your gossip column?" "I'm calling to give you some gossip." "Don't try to talk your way out of this" "I'm going to kill you if you don't hand it in." "Fine, I'll go home and write, see you." "I'll also kill you, if you don't tell me now." "I've heard David is not in China doing a show" "And..." "He's in a hospital." "And..." "Very ill" "And..." "Testicular cancer" "Let me see..." "Hey, come on." "It's on all the discussion boards" "Do you have anything exclusive?" "I know when he's going to leave" "And I know which exit he'll be taking." "But you still need to hand in your column" "Because I'll still kill you if you don't" "And" "I saw loads of paparazzi outside the hospital already" "You better hurry" "Just go home and write!" "Team A, B, C," " hurry to the hospital" " Wait a minute, Miss Jane." "Team A is following Brad  Angelina" "B is outside Noodle's" "We don't have enough people." "Brad and Angelina has been together forever" "What's going to happen with them?" "Nothing has happened... at Noodle's the whole morning." "Wasted enough time already." "Just go!" "Whoever miss any pieces for this gossip" "Just don't ever come back!" "What is it, boss?" "Hospital, what is it?" "Okay, I'll be right there!" "Hey!" "Big news at the hospital" "What is it?" "Not sure" "Just know it's big, loads of paparazzi are already there." "Yes!" "Mr. Murdoch" "Leave right now?" "Don't I need to wait here?" "Fake?" "No, I did see Kiki" "Short sighted?" "I'm okay, I wear glasses." "Fire me, if I answer back?" "Okay, I must be short sighted." "I'll go at once!" "Hello!" "As you can see a lot of reporters are here." "Look, David is finally coming out." "Rumour has it, it's been cut off!" "But, he's not holding anything?" "It's a mess here" "Right there!" "Fxxking hurts!" "Hey!" "You're very good!" "What did you think?" "I wasn't going to get this done?" "Tell your boy to leave" "The paparazzi might come back." "You're lucky" "Earning 300 thousand like that" "It's good business." "You tell your boy to shoot a couple more commercials" "Everything will come back" "And if anything comes up next time" " I'll give you one percent off." " Just shut it!" "I don't want anything bad comes up!" "I have to go." "Hey, remember to pay." "Okay..." "Bye bye." "Stop!" "Hey, teach me how to shake these." "I can't..." "I'll pay by EPS" "Okay, do you need any cash?" "500 please." "Hello?" "Hello!" "Darling" "You haven't given me a number yet, what should I buy?" "Number?" "520 520?" "It's worthless." "The company sells raincoat in Kuwait." "It rains once or twice over there a year." "Who will buy it?" "Stop joking with me, darling." "Why do you ask if you don't trust me?" "I didn't put a gun to your head." "Darling, that's not what I meant." "But... you..." "Just don't contact me again." "Hello!" "Darling..." "Holy Shit!" "Granny!" "Granny, are you okay?" "Granny!" "Granny are you alright?" "Let me help you up." "You okay?" "I'll help you, don't be afraid." "Sit down on the side walk." "Here, sit down." "Okay" "Are you really okay, granny?" "Are you sure?" "Yes..." "You Fxxking bitch!" "You old fogey!" "You can commit suicide... by hanging yourself, slit your wrist." "Have I done something to cross you?" "Want to take me down before you die?" "Come on, I'll take you back out on the road." "Come on, come on!" "Come out!" "Don't shout at me, I didn't mean it." "You were driving fast." "Why don't I walk if the car is not fast." "You are so old, you shouldn't try to cause trouble." "Go home and die." "Die, old fogey!" "Lady!" "Are you alright?" "Hey!" "Lady!" "Hey, wake up" "Are you alright?" "I'm alright, I was shocked." "Lady, where do you live?" "Just two blocks down." "Oh, that's close, I'll take you home." "You are such a nice girl." "You've just passed out" "I'll piggyback you home." "What about your things?" "Just leave them there" "The crime rates are low here!" " Comes on." " Okay." "That way." "OK..." "Son, why would anyone thinks the crime rate is low here?" "Of course!" "How would we earn a living otherwise?" "!" "That's why I always say I love Hong Kong." "Dinner Time" "Hey, boss, having Playboy for dinner?" "!" "Good choice!" "I'm home." "Hey!" "Where have you been?" "You've hurt your legs?" "You guys have started already?" "You want us to wait for you?" "!" "Come..." "Sit..." "Hey!" "How come you're back empty handed?" "Where are the gas" "And the rice I've asked you to buy?" "I..." "Don't tell us you took a granny home" "So you just left the things on the street" "And someone just took them" "That's amazing!" "How come the two of you know everything?" "What's amazing!" "Not once have you ever came back on time" "You have helped a blind person" "Then a cripple" "After that, you helped a beggar." "You're so smart!" "Use a granny this time!" "The granny was very unfortunate." "She lives on the 38th floor." "But there are no lifts..." "So unbelievable!" "No lifts for 38 floors?" "!" "That's beyond unfortunate, that's disastrous" "Alex" "How did you handle it?" "I'm a hot blooded young woman" "I can't just let her walk all the way up by herself." "So I piggybacked her upstairs." "Well done, well done." "Alex, I have always taught you" "All for one and one for all" "We are all neighbours" "You for me, and I for you" "I'm a human, you're a human, she's a human." "Granny thought I was a nice person" "She gave me this." "Alex, how many times have I taught you" "Never receive gifts for your kindness!" "But what is this thing?" "This is an 40 years old... 3 prong cane she used." "Really?" "She said I'll need this after piggybacked her upstairs." "I was lucky to have it." "Without it I don't think..." "I could have made it back!" "How will she leave the flat from now on?" "She said she'll just stay at home and wait for death." "What?" "Remember" "Next time when you pass by" "Check if she's dead." "Help her till the end." "You must be hungry, sit down and eat." "Get out!" "Go back out onto the streets" "Boss" "I have already went through the streets" "I can't find the gas or the rice." "I want you to leave yourself on the streets" "To see if anyone is kind enough to take you away" "So I don't have to feed you, stupid." "Come on boss, Alex didn't mean it." "She only tried to help." "Are you upset that daddy... is trying to teach your sister?" "No, that's not what I mean." "But Alex really did no wrong." "So, it's my fault?" "!" "What are you saying?" "We're finished!" "Pearl, what are you doing?" "Just tell me" "Who will you choose, me or her?" "1, 2, 3, answer me." "I..." "Norman!" "You have guts" "Leaving me for your sister" "Dad!" "He's inhumane" "I'm so pretty and clever, but he doesn't want me." "This can't be happening." "Look at you, you are betraying us!" "Who did you turn to ten years ago... with your sister?" "You turned to me" "And..." "You only had 4 pair of undies, 3 shirts and 1 sock" "Who gave you another to make it a pair?" "That's me again" "Boss..." "I never thought of dumping her, I love Pearl." "You love me?" "!" "Then choose" "You choose me or her?" "I... choose... you..." "Hey, you hesitated!" "I choose you" "I know you love me the most." "Hey, did you hear that?" "Your brother chooses me over you" "This is excellent" "Happy ending comes so quickly." "Hey, You!" "Why are you still standing there?" "Go inside and wash the clothes" "Don't sleep until they are dry!" "Yes, yes." "Cook breakfast in the morning, okay?" "Yes" "Treat my daughter well" "Bobo" "Pick a 4 eyes unambitious person... to be your boyfriend." "I'm getting marry, you are not!" " Stupid!" " I'm getting marry, you are not!" "Surprise!" "Still young?" "Was it fun?" "Darling, I wanted to give you a surprise" "Surprise?" "!" "I really was surprised" "Look at you" "You look like a frog" "Darling, you told me to buy 520" "It rocketed right up before the market closed" "In a few hours" "I've earned 3 million." "Didn't you say they sell... raincoats in Kuwait And it's worthless?" "Not everything can be calculated" "This 520" "Has just been bought out by "Burex" condoms." "They uses... the same material" "They plan to make a condom shaped raincoat" "Or was it a raincoat shaped condom." "Never mind what they are making" "But they are now working together." "Once this news got out" "The shares just rocketed." "Gypsy Chan was right." "Darling" "You really are my lucky charm." "You only realise this now?" "!" "You know I am clairvoyant?" "!" "I also know that you are hungry" "That's why" "I went out and got us some shark fin soup... for dinner." "We can enjoy it together." "Are you stupid?" "You forgot I'm a vegetarian?" " No..." " You tried to trick me?" "!" "Do you know these sharks you eat are nearly extinct?" " Really?" " Also!" "Do you know how many acres are needed to fee a cow?" " How many?" " Do you know the beef you dunk in... and out during hotpot" "How many African children that can feed?" "And" "And..." "The way you eat people up, is that vegetarian?" "!" "What are you saying?" "A joke, that's all." "Darling, don't be angry" "This soup really taste good!" "Take a mouth full..." "You like it so much, have it all." "What's wrong?" "You don't want to eat it now?" "You tried to poison me?" "You eat all of it!" "Come on!" "Down it..." "Swallow!" "Why aren't you swallowing?" "Swallow!" "What's wrong?" "!" "Sallow" "Swallow..." "What is that?" "Darling" "This necklace" "I put it in the shark fin soup for you" "What..." "Oh... shit!" "A few diamonds are missing" "Oh, never mind" "I think it will come out tomorrow" "I'll look for it" "In my own shit" "Then I'll give them back to you." "This shark fin soup is really expensive" "It costs me a few million." "I don't know why I'm still with you, you are so stupid?" "!" "Have you forgotten, darling." "Don't you remember I give you 400 thousand every month" "If I want to find a girlfriend" "They'll cue up from Tsim Sha Tsui" "All the way to the harbour tunnel" "And the cue will go on after going up and down the peak." "So are you saying I'm with you... because of your money?" "You can leave!" "Don't see me again" "Don't call here... and ask loads of questions like tele- sales!" "That's not what I meant, darling!" "Why would you want my money?" "!" "Of course you like my good look" "Whatever happens, I'm staying with you tonight." "Why do I need you here?" "!" "You know..." "Know what?" "You know..." "What's with you head!" "?" "You want to... with my head?" "You actually want to... with my head or..." "I see..." "Daddy, Daddy" "Realtor Chu called" "She said someone's willing to pay 1 5 million for this place." "Hey, Boss!" "Don't sell the shop." "How will we make a living?" "Are you stupid" "When I have 1 5 million, I can migrate to Hawaii" "It'll be relaxing, sunbathe with women all day long." "Hawaii is good." "I want to get a foreign boyfriend." "There's plenty to eat over there." "Wait!" "If we move to Hawaii, what'll happen to Alex?" "We'll take her to a special school" "Isn't that for" "The mentally challenged?" "What?" "Isn't she mentally challenged?" "I've brought her up for 20 years thinking that." "You should have said, then I didn't have to waste my time." "It doesn't matter, just look at her" "She will mix right in with the others." "We'll hand in a form, maybe they'll accept her." "Are you guys for real?" "Can't kiss you, baby." "Daddy's reading porn next to me..." "Breakfast!" "Wow, this is excellent!" "How is it, everybody?" "Is it up to standard?" "It's okay to put in my mouth." "What's the order for tomorrow?" "Chinese sponge cake, spareribs  chicken feet rice." "Big breakfast with Sausage McMuffin." "I want a winter melon soup." "I don't mind what I'm having." "Hey?" "What're you eating?" "Sit down and eat, come on." "Okay..." "Why are you sitting!" "?" "Change and go out to start working" "It'll be your fault if we don't get any business today." "I'll go now, I'll go now." "Miss, need a traditional wedding gown?" "Little girl, do you need to get marry?" "Four eyes, anyone wants you?" "Hey!" "Marry her!" "Marry her!" "Hey..." "Fatty!" "Buy a traditional gown and worries will go away!" "I've been married plenty of times" "Are you stupid?" "Take it back!" "Thank you..." "Come to our store." "Thank you..." "Alexis!" "This is a surprise." "I've been watching you for a while" "Before I dare to come and say hello." "Jack" "Shooting a movie?" "Movie?" "The Corpse Bride." "I'm just kidding." "Don't need to be shy." "Where have you been all these years?" "I was in the US, studying Ocean Biology." "I'm back in HK to follow a project." "That's great for you!" "So how long are you staying?" "I better let you carry on working." "Here's my card, please accept this." "Remember to call me." "I will, I will do." "Have you spoken to Alex lately?" "I'm Alex!" "Alexandra" "I haven't seen her for a while." "I wonder how's she doing?" "I still misses her a little." "It's late, I better get going." "See you soon." "What's so great about Alexandra." "Why didn't they ask me to dinner?" "I'm so hungry." "Alex!" "Alex..." "Alex!" "Alex" "Hey!" "Aren't you going out for dinner?" "I know you'll be hungry, so I got you something." "Wow!" "Excellent, something to eat." "Silly, eat slowly." "Norm, are they really selling the shop?" "As if." "That realtor lies all the time." "Then, are Pearl and you getting married?" "Pearl wants a wedding of the century." "It'll take a century to get ready." "It'll take some time." "Then am I staying at a special school?" "They are for the mentally challenged." "You're not retarded, although you look like it." "Anyway, they need interviews." "You have to pass that for them to accept you." "You're not that lucky." "That's not what I meant." "I'm not saying you are retarded, you are so bright." "Right?" "You know how to eat and go to toilet on your own." "Only if you lied to me." "Are you really retarded?" "Norman, how long does it take you for a piss?" "Everyone's waiting!" "Yes... taking some time!" "The prostate!" "Coming, coming!" "I have to go, talk next time." "Do you need cigarettes" "Magazines, biscuits?" "No thank you, Norm." "I'm used to thinking of myself visiting you in jail." "I'll get going, going." "It's me again!" "What is it?" "You've got a letter." "Why is it opened?" "Pearl said she should read them first" "Before giving it to you." "I'm not really in Jail." "Pearl is just being considerate." "Never mind, just go." "Then I'll get going." "Be careful in there." "Remember, don't cause any trouble" "Don't mess with anyone." " Okay!" " Listen to the people in charge, okay?" "Someone wants me, no one wants you!" "Wait" "What is it?" "Is something wrong?" "What do you think of my look today?" "Once word" " Absolutely amazing!" "Really?" "You describe how I'm dressed?" "You dress like a cheetah" "That's just "Cheerful"" "When have you seen a zebra with braces?" "My boyfriend says it gives him a puppy love feeling." "And it's cute." "Is you boyfriend nuts?" "Likes to lick a gate?" "I'll take them off." "Oh, Miss Alex" "So is this party important?" "You don't know half the story." "This girl" "Was the flirtiest when we were in school" "She was a mistress at 1 4." "Had abortion twice by 1 6." "Never thought she'll be the first to get married." "That's just unfair!" "She invited me to this party" "It's obvious, she trying to show off." "But we won't be scare of her." "When we are in there" "We'll steal their boos" "Drink their Booze" "Eat their cake" "Play their goods!" "Understand?" "Yes madam!" "Follow the fat arse rabbits." "What the hell was wrong with them!" "It said an animal theme party" "There was only a few person there" "Some of them pretended to be cockroaches" "Centipedes and lizards?" "Didn't they study" "They are insects not animals" "Excuse me" "Look" "Even Horse face and Ox head are here" "Are we in hell?" "!" "This is crap, let's go." "Shit!" "The lifts were fine just then." "Miss Alex, what if we take the stairs?" "Are you stupid!" "This is the 99th floor, it'll take the whole day." "Big building like this must have more than two lifts" "Go and look!" "Yes" "Miss Alex, a lion dance lion is coming for us." "Do we need to give it a red pocket?" "Alexandra" "Lion King, I don't know you" "It's me, do you recognise me" "Alexis?" "That's right!" "Haven't seen you for a while?" "What have you done?" "You are all hairy, and lion dancing?" "Mimi invited me" "Animal theme party." "When did you see a lion dance lion in a zoo?" "But you'll fit right in." "They are all weirdoes in there" "Just like you." "Hey..." "Don't go yet" "We haven't seen each other for so long" "Let's go inside and catch up." "Sorry, I'm busy" "See you" "I bumped into Jack the other day" "So what?" "He seems to miss you." "Call him if you are free." "What our business has to do with you?" "We were classmates" "I just want everyone happy." "Don't pretend anymore" "You think I don't know what you're thinking?" "You fancied Jack since Grade 7." "Such a shame, he likes me and not you." "But you can't blame him" "I look better than you" "My body is fitter than yours" "And I'm smarter than you" "It's not hard to choose between us" "What do you two say?" "Yes" "You two take the stairs, I look for the lift." "See you." "Yes" "If you are so good" "Then why did Jack split up with you?" "I think you are mistaken here." "I dumped him" "I don't mind telling you now" "I have never ever fancied Jack!" "Then why did you... go out with him?" "You know how I like to fight for things" "I knew you fancied him, so I went out with him for fun." "I like to see your loser's face." "Dig that!" "You can't play around with feelings?" "Do you know Jack really likes you?" "I know!" "That's why I was with him for 3 months." "Did you know when I dumped him" "He was crying like a girl, so ugly" "I'll leave the cry babies to you." "Are you insane?" "Yes!" "I am insane!" "But he chose a Looney" "Over you, dancing lion." "How long does it take to find a lift?" "!" "Wow!" "Where the hell am I?" "So beautiful" "I said there was more than one." "Alexandra!" "Stay there!" "You're stupid!" "I'm standing right here, haven't moved at all." "I'll ask you again" "Did you really never liked Jack?" "Do you have Alzheimer's?" "I've said it loads of times." "What?" "Do you still fancy him?" "Take him if you like" "I don't mind people wearing my old shoes." "But you have to see if Jack likes you." "Do you need plastic surgery?" "I know the advisors from Nip Tuck!" "You bitch!" "I have had enough" "Why did you take Jack away?" "Don't you know I like him?" "Are you cracked?" "I only stole your guy," "I didn't murder your family" "Why are you hitting me?" "I treat you as a friend, and this is how you repay me?" "I don't need you as a friend." "I don't have cheap friends like you" "Just save it!" "We are both Alex" "Do you have to push me so far?" "I'm glad you notice" "You're Alex, I'm Alex" "You are so stupid and I'm so beautiful" "There's no such thing as fair" "Just face it!" "You're just lucky!" "If I was you, I'll be way better!" "Stop blaming your luck." "If I was you, I won't be a big loser like you" "Hey, Jack" "Jack?" "Hey" "Hey, stop pressing the buttons." "What's happening?" "What's happening?" "You're Alex, I'm Alex" "You are so stupid and I'm so beautiful" "There's no such thing as fair" "Just face it!" "You're just lucky!" "If I was you, I'll be way better!" "Miss!" "Miss" "Over!" "Over!" "Two girls have fainted on the 99th floor's lobby." "Yes, I locked the doors" "I don't know how they got in." "If I was you, I'll be way better!" "If I was you, I won't be a big loser like you" "Why have I become you?" "I'm Alexandra, I'm Alexandra!" "Come on!" "Hurry!" "Alex, Alex!" "The police said you fainted?" "Are you alright?" "Where're you going?" "Stop blocking my way, uncle." "Alex, what are you saying?" "I don't know you, stop blocking my way to the taxi." "I'm your brother." "Hey, did you take drugs?" "Don't you recognise your brother?" "Bitch!" "What are you saying?" "You... stand right there," "Let me hit you" "I'm screaming at you bitch, so?" "Big fat bitch!" "Dead Eight Bitch!" "You stand right there," " hey" " Don't..." " Why are you pulling me back?" " Go" "Alex..." "Don't" "Alex..." "Don't..." "Alex..." " She said I was..." " Don't..." "Shush" " Miss Alex" " Miss Alex" " I'm Alexis" " Are you alright?" "Yeah" "We were waiting for you for a few hours down stairs" "So we came back up" "And then found out you were sent here." "Are you alright, don't scare us" "It's cold here, put a coat on" "What should we do?" "Take her back first." "Where are you taking me?" "I want to go home, I want to go home." "We are taking you home" "I want to go home!" "Don't take me away, I want to go home" " We are going home." " Where are you taking me?" "I want to go home, let me go!" "Alex" "Jack" "What a coincidence" "How come you're here?" "My grandma is sick" "Just so happens she's in this hospital" "And just so happens I'm visiting her" "This is a coincidence" "I bumped into Alexis a couple of days ago" "I asked her if the two of you stayed in contact." "Never thought I'd see you here" "I know" "You know?" "Oh..." "I bumped into her today." "Oh, that's amazing." "There's more." "What did you say?" "No..." "Nothing" "It's late, I better get going." "Alex." "Yes?" "I'm back in Hong Kong, but not for long" "Maybe we can have dinner" "Excellent!" "Excellent" "That's a date." "But how will I find you?" "This is Alex's card, call her when you are free." "Yes, just call me anytime." "I'll call you in a couple of days." "Okay." "Alex..." "Yes?" "I haven't seen you for so many years, I miss you." "But the Alex you miss" "Is not this Alex" "We saw him walk out of this lift" "And now he's back in" "Yeah" "That's weird." "I'm telling the two of you" "Because it is too late for me to go home" "That's why I'm following you two." "I'll go home first thing tomorrow morning." "Hey, do you think she has jump the tracks?" "What's she talking about?" "She acts like someone else." "Do you think she's being possessed?" "Just ignore it." "We'll make it home first" "If she's like this tomorrow, we'll get an exorcist." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You two smartarse are finally back?" "!" "Auntie, who are you?" "I?" "Who am I?" "I've been waiting for 2 hours." "Open the door!" "Where's the key...?" "Oh, I recognise you!" "You are that lion!" "Lion your arse, I'm your boss!" "Are you mentally challenged?" "Our boss is right here" "Do you think I'm blind or what?" "Ugly, tell the two of them the truth!" "I see, you are back for revenge" "Because my boss messed with you" "Yeah, if you don't leave, I'll called the police." "I'll explain to the two of you" "The person you see, it's not me" "I'm Alexis, but I'm not Alexis" "She's Alexis" "You see her face, it's Alexandra" "But she's not Alexandra" "She's Alexis, I'm Alexandra" "I look like Alexis, but I'm not Alexis" "I'm Alexandra, she's Alexis" "I'm Alexandra, she's Alexis" "I'm Alexandra, she's Alexis" "Do you understand?" "I'll say it once more" "Earlier on, I was with her" "In a lift, started a fight" "She hit me like this." "And I blocked them like this." "And the she just pressed..." "Pressed... the buttons in the lift." "And then "dom..." it began smoking" "Then "zoom"..." "Understand now?" "Alex, I think it's time for you to take some medicines." "Ugly, what did you say?" "I'm not Ugly" "I'm Alexandra" "I'm Alexandra" "No!" "You are Alexis" "Hey!" "Let go of Miss Alex." "Scramble!" "Ugly!" "Are you playing games?" "Don't you remember?" "I said if I was you" "I'll be better than you" "Now you are me, I want to see how you will be." "Let me tell you something" "I have wanted to be you for a long time" "The two of you, ignore her" "Let's go" "Good night, auntie." "Hey" "Promise ourselves, do our best!" "I'm the real Alexandra!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Alex, Alex" "You calling me?" "It's really you?" "I followed you from the hospital" "Come on, follow me home" "Uncle, I don't know you." "Please stop following me" "Did you bump your head?" "You don't recognise your brother?" "I don't have a brother." "So please stop following me." "Where can a girl so late at night?" "Come on, let your brother take you home." "Silly, you really scared me." "Come on, go home" "Hey..." "You said you're taking me home" "Then why are we here?" "This is your home." "Come on" "Why are you standing here?" "I'm going, bye bye!" "Hey..." "No..." "Don't go..." "I'm not going back." "I'd rather die," " are you mad!" "?" " You have to come back" "You can do it alone" " Hey!" " Come on..." "Are you joking?" "How can anyone live here?" "Are you joking?" "You've been living here since a little girl" "Stop messing around" "Go to the 2nd floor." "2nd floor?" "Yes, 2nd floor." "Hurry" "Go back up stairs" "You must have hurt your feet." "Come on..." "Let me help you up." "Stop!" "I'll do it myself." "Can you do it?" "Watch it..." "Can you?" "Let me push you up from the arse" "Don't touch me, don't touch me." "Can you manage?" "Trying to kill me with heat?" "This is inhumane." "Holy Shit!" "So lovely" "A nice bed does make a difference." "Wow!" "Who are you?" "Boss, don't you recognise me?" "I'm the cleaner" "My name is Slurpee." "I want some breakfast." "But you never have breakfast!" "Really?" "Then a glass of water." "Darling" "Darling, I miss you" "Darling, why are you dodging me?" "Who are you?" "I don't know you" "As soon as I heard you had an accident" "I got on a plane to get back to you" "You don't recognise me?" "Darling," "I'm your boyfriend," " Hugh!" " Let go!" "You don't recognise me?" "Stop running" "The more you run, the more into it I get." "Darling, you even give me your heart?" "A real darling you are." " You really don't recognise me?" " Water" "Darling" "Ah!" "Mister Jazz!" "Let's talk first." "Darling!" "You... really don't recognise me?" "Why should I, fat- arse!" "Oh!" "Fat- arse!" "You even remember my nickname." "And you say you don't recognise me" "Mister Jazz, don't blame Miss Alex" "She bumped her head, she doesn't recognise anyone." "What!" "?" "So would she become retarded?" "Shut up, you're the retarded one." "Yeah" "You'll just go nuts, right?" "Why don't the two of you go out?" "Yeah!" "Nut case, come on, here." "Okay, we'll have some food" "Then go shopping." "Does that sound good?" "Yeah?" "Food?" "Food is good." "Come on." "Wait!" "Number, number, I need number!" "What number?" "I haven't bought in the market yet." "434 or 344?" "I don't feel right, not buying into one of them." "I don't know, 434." "Really 434?" "Okay, 434, buy it for me." "OK..." "Come on, let's drink." "Let's eat." "Alex..." "Alex..." "Alex..." "What are you doing?" "Alex" "Change back into this quickly." "And when the boss comes back" "Remember, not to tell him" "I went out to hand out flyers for you." "The dishes are unwashed" "I'll help you cook dinner." "I've also bought the ingredients." "If you didn't bump your head" "I wouldn't be helping you." "Alex, this is hard." "What with the talking?" "!" "Where are the things I asked you to buy?" "These gossips magazines" "You shouldn't read too much" "It's bad for you." "Mom taught me that." "Alex..." "Wow!" "This big a news." "I hear Money." "Hey!" "What's up?" "What's the big news?" "Who are you?" "Alexandra." "Wrong number." "What a nutcase?" "!" "Alexandra is sitting right in front of me" "She said she's Alexandra." "So what do you think?" "Auntie." "Why have you brought me..." ""Aloha" magazine to read?" "I want you to help out... with Noodle and Kiki." "I told them to put safety first." "Who'll treat you seriously if you are so relax." "They are really together?" "Hey, auntie." "What other stories are real in the magazine?" "Like this one" "Which Miss HK is being kept?" "And, which action star has an affair" "And is denying it?" "Tell me something, you must know?" "Have you finished joking?" "Load of paparazzi" "Is trying to catch Noodle" "You figure something out to deal with it." "Deal with it?" "That's simple" "Simple?" "Just admit to it" "Have you jump the tracks too?" "What's wrong with that?" "Having a baby is very normal." "Plus, Kiki is not exactly young." "Noodle isn't 18 either." "If they have a baby now" "They can have another in a year or so." "Then all the fans will be gone." "And the commercials, the movies" "All the contracts say" "He cannot date, marry or have children." "But the baby is on its way" "You're not going to tell them to abort it." "It's about time." "We are finally on the same wave length." "You are joking right?" "Look at how cunning I look, do you think I'm joking?" "I've booked the hospital already." "You're just a manager." "You're not an assassin." "These are the golden years for Noodle." "He doesn't have time for babies." "You taught me" "In our business, when you lie" "You have to lie till the end." "Did I say this?" "Stop pretending!" "Talk later." "I have to go and tie up lose ends." "You sucks, it's not fun being you." "Boss" "What did you say?" "Feli called" "And said you need to sign this." "Okay." "Why doesn't you just speak Cantonese" "Hello?" "Hello, can I speak to Alexandra?" "Who is this?" "I'm Jack." "Jack?" "Do you have time for lunch?" "You've changed" "So much over the years" "Me?" "What has changed?" "You never would have came to a buffet with me" "You liked Peninsula" "Or Grand Hyatt." "People do change." "I think it's nice here." "Loads of people and food" "Plus we can also sing karaoke." "Only if you were so nice back then." "That'd have been good." "So you are saying I treated you badly" "Are you trying to count my flaws?" "No." "Never mind" "If you don't want to hear it, I won't say it." "Do go on." "You can say whatever you like." "You'll be happier for it." "Go on, go on, go on." "What a coincidence" "Vivian persuades me, encourages me" "To speak up about the unhappy past." "Who's Vivian?" "She's my psychiatrist." "Psychiatrist?" "Are you insane?" "Ever since I broke up with you" "I couldn't forget about you." "I couldn't take the fact we're not together." "I suffered from insomnia" "Troubled, Angry" "Mentally demented and was schizophrenic." "The symptoms you said" "Can be fix with a couple bottle of "Menopause Suppressor"" "I took half a dozen, but that was useless." "That's why I went to see a psychiatrist." "What did she say?" "She said" "I have to come back and find the source of my problem" "And deal with it" "The source?" "That's you" "You're not going to kill me right?" "Of course not." "Vivian said, I have to talk to you." "About what?" "Tell you my feelings for you." "But there are so many people here" "That would be embarrassing." "Many people here is good" "Vivian said" "That can show my sincerity and my feelings" "For you." "Just so happen you asked me to come here" "I think this is fate." "I understand." "Your feelings for me are hard to hide." "Tell me, spill it all out" "Okay, I'll tell you." "I've waited for this for a long time." "I've prepared" "Loads of notes" "And practice at home." "Are you ready?" "Then I'll begin." "Come on, it's killing me." "Go to hell, you fxxking bitch" "You dumped me, and it is so your lost" "Because I'm the only one who can stand you" "Without me, no guys will come near you" "If there are, they'll be gays or impotents" "Let me sum it up for you" "Playing with yourself, everyday and night" "Who..." "Who do you think I am?" "Yes!" "I did it!" "Alex, thank you." "You finally allow me to face up to myself." "If Vivian finds out I was so brave" "She'll be happy for me." "Jack" "I thought you fancy me?" "No way." "After so many years, I realise..." "I like another girl." "Who is it?" "Alexis" "She is nice and kind hearted." "Do you know" "Since I went to America" "I dreamt of her every single night." "Really?" "That's why I've decided" "I'll tell her my feelings before I leave" "I hope to take her back to America with me" "Do you think we'll have a chance?" "Yes, of course." "Alex, you are so nice." "I've just screamed at you, and still give me your blessings." "I have something to tell you." "I'm not actually Alexandra" "I'm Alexis" "I'm telling the truth, I'm really Alexis" "Do you believe me?" "You have not changed at all." "You still want to mess with me." "You shouldn't mess around with my feelings... for Alexis." "I won't trust you again." "I'm so serious!" "I'm serious too!" "I can't be friends with you anymore" "Okay, I'll prove it to you." "Hold it for me." "Hey, the pineapple looks ok." "Alexandra, Alexandra." "Come out right now, Alexandra." "Hey, what are you doing?" "Ugly, why have you brought me back here?" "I want to be you!" "No, I want you to be me!" "Gosh!" "I thought you said you want to be me?" "What is it?" "So now you want to change back?" "I don't want to be you" "You are a hated, inhumane, cold blooded animal." "Hey!" "Have you finished?" "It's not like you just know me!" "I've been like this since Grade 1." "Look at it another way." "I being so consistent" "Is something you should admire." "What's with all the talking?" "Come on." "What, are you in a rush?" "Hey, I've enjoyed being you." "Being you is so easy." "I don't have to think and sleep all day long." "I beg you." "I have to be myself again." "Jack actually likes me." "What?" "!" "He likes you?" "Are you sure?" "!" "Did he bump his head... or he has got cataract?" "He likes you?" "He said I'm stupid, naive and that's cute." "His taste of girls are so extreme." "You can have him!" "But..." "If I will change back with you." "I'll be so out of character." "No, I'm going." "Hey!" "You can't leave." "Move, quickly" "You don't need a knife, do you?" "Move, go in, move." "What?" "!" "Don't be upset." "Come and get something with me at my office." "Hey, stop pretending" "Ask your boss to come out." "Leave" "I told you many times, my boss" "Is not here" "So, you're not going to pay?" "Miss Alex." " What's happening?" " What's happening?" "These two tattooed men" "Says you owe their boss money" "They broke everything" "Screaming and shouting" "Yeah." "So, when are you going to pay?" "My boss wants you to give him an answer." "I don't give out answers for free here." "When did I... no..." "When did she owe you money?" "I've got the loan contract here." "Want to snatch this?" "Next time." "My boss told me" "To engrave a flower on your face if you don't have the money" "Don't!" "Bitch!" "Was I talking to you?" "Screaming like hell!" "I just feel sorry for her." "It's your lucky day, engrave 1, 2 extras for free." "I'll engrave a sunflower first." "Sunflower?" "No... how about a seed instead?" "What are you two tattooed men doing here?" "You need a beating?" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Miss Alex, are you owe their boss money?" "I don't know." "Where's my file?" "It was here?" "Gone?" "Hey, hey?" "Are you baby?" "If you are, cough twice." "Is the bitch here?" "Has the tattooed men engraved her face yet?" "It was your excellent plan to backstab her." "Luckily that bitch didn't suspect you at all." "If not, I don't know who else can carry our debt" "Baby, why aren't you answering me?" "Let's go!" "Stop there." "You either kill me now" "Or you can let me go" "Tell your boss" "I will give him an answer." "Hugh!" "Hugh, where are you?" "You come out here now, Hugh!" "Hugh" "Uncle, have you seen Hugh Jazz?" "I am Hugh Jazz" "You are Hugh Jazz?" "Darling" "You don't recognise me?" "Look at you." "What are you wearing?" "Are you in "Fame"?" "Shut up, bitch!" "Darling" "Your face are still so smooth" "I thought the tattooed men engraved on your face." "About that" "Why did you entrap me..." "No... her?" "When did she owe you money?" "It's is all part of your evil plan" "This is not radio drama" "Of course, an evil plan is dark" "And comes at you unexpected." "What's the fun telling you in advance?" "Why did you do this to me?" "She... no..." "I'm your girlfriend." "Yes, Gypsy Chan said" "She's your lucky charm." "Without her, you won't have any luck." "There's something you don't know." "Gypsy Chan also told me" "Darling will bring me luck..." "For two years." "After that, I have to dump her" "And bring her down to save myself." "Fxxk off!" "Move!" "Let me introduce some relatives to you." "This is your grandpa" "This is your auntie" "This is your grandma." "Hey, we are here to negotiate." "Let go, there are more fishes in the sea." "It's not worth it to be upset." "Oh, darling." "Your friend is quite funny." "I'm dumping you." "Why is she more upset than you?" "Hugh Jazz" "Tell us, who betrayed her?" "Baby." "Who the hell is it." "She looks familiar." "Slurpee" "Your eyes are not bad." "But why do you look like" "A crossover between Britney  Christina?" "You!" "You entrapped me" "Feli called" "And said you need to sign this." "Let me introduce" "This is my new girlfriend" "Brit-tina!" "Look at yourself" "You've got talents, you don't need to pick this prick." "He'll... just dump you." "Gypsy Chan told me" "She'll only bring me luck for 3 months" "Even though she knows this" "She still wants to be with me" "Ladies and gentlemen!" "This... is true love!" "I don't mind." "As long as we are in love for these 3 months" "There's always an end to love." "There's always an end to the money he gives." "Just admit you are cheap, doing a part time job." "Darling" "I wasn't going to dump you so soon." "But the number you gave me the other day." "The estate stock you told me to buy" "Had a piece of land that was actually" "A common grave." "That cost me a fortune." "Of course I had to dump you right away" "You shouldn't be called Hugh Jazz" "Called Jack Ass!" "That's so cheap, calling names." "Baby, don't listen to them, let's go." "Darling, your office" "I have given it to baby here." "And you don't need to pack your things" "Your things along with Feli  Farlei." "Has been thrown out." "Hugh" "You just watch it" "There's karma" "I believe that" "You're so self centered and treat others so badly." "Look at how you are now" "That's karma." "How I'm treating you" "If you look at it another way" "I'm just doing what meant to be." "I'm going for a swim with baby." "After you two finish chatting" "Just throw yourself off." "Baby" "I've lost..." "Lost everything." "I've got nothing... nothing" "Nothing... absolutely nothing." "Don't be angry." "You can live here from now on." "It's a bit small" "But we have each other." "Hey, I'm the one who's taking you in." "You're the one without a place to live." "Whatever, we are together now." "Don't you hate me?" "Quite a bit." "But looking at you now." "It's hard to hate you." "Am I really so despicable?" "The truth?" "The truer the better." "Abso- fxxking- lutely" "You mouth off, actions dishonourable and sinister." "People hate you from the front to the back" "And when they see your back," " they want to kick your ass." " Enough, enough." "Let's not talk about this." "These sort of things, are like a cheating husband" "The lesser I know, the wiser." "Let's talk about you." "How are you with Jack?" "I really really like Jack" "I think we are a perfect match." "A match made in heaven" "A perfect couple..." " Enough, enough..." " in every single way." "I'll make a sacrifice" "And date Jack again." "Ouch" "We just got better" "Don't make me angry" "I'm just joking" "I'm hungry." "Anything to eat?" "Have a tin of cookies." "Get it." "You threw it downstairs." "What!" "?" "Me?" "Go down and get it." "You go." "You go." "You want to eat." "You get it." "You go and get it." "I don't know how to get down." "I thought you are hungry?" "Can't be bother." "Good night." "Move" "You sleep on that side." "You sleep on this side." "Your ass is so big" "Baby, I can't kiss you" "Daddy's reading a porn magazine." "Breakfast here." "How's the breakfast?" "Alex, your friend?" "I forgot to introduce her." "She's our new Filipino servant." "Cinderella" "Underwear" "It's Cinderella" "Underwear is easier to remember" "But we don't have money to have a servant." "You don't need to pay me" "I only need a place to stay and food to eat." "I'm smell something fishy about this?" "!" "Do you have an ID?" "Yes, of course." "I have no criminal records." "Since when Filipinos' skins are so light?" "!" "That means she's healthy" "Underwear" "Let Master does a body check for you." " Daddy, stop right there." " Ouch!" "It hurts" "The thing is..." "She's only half Filipino" "That's why her skin is so light." "Underwear" "Speak Filipino to us." "We are from the same country." "The coffee has been brewed so nicely." "And the noodles are "al dente"" "Alex" "Underwear cooks better than you" "Really?" "Thank you, Norman." "If everyone likes her" "We'll let her stay then" "Wait" "Did I say yes to this?" "If we have one more women here" "It's inconvenient." "What inconvenience?" "!" "A servant at no extra cost" "That's excellent" "Since Alex bumped her head" "She can't cook or wash clothes." "It'll be good to have underwear helping out." "Yes" "If I have to eat the food Norman cooks" "I'll rather kill myself." "So are all of you voting against me?" "Ignoring me?" "I simply do not agree..." "Who the hell is this?" "Hello!" "Yes!" "Really" "Okay, that's excellent!" "Pearl, what is it?" "You look ecstatic." "It's Realtor Chu" "She'll show a client the shop tonight." "The client will pay on the spot, if it's right." "We'll be rich then!" "Yes, that's excellent!" "Underwear" "You... can stay." "We are going to migrate anyway." "We'll just leave you two behind." "Daddy" "Can we eat yet?" "I'm starving." "Pearl" "Call Realtor Chu" "See when is she coming?" "I've already called, no one is picking up." "I don't know where the hell she is." "Would that bitch be standing us up?" "Excuse me." "Sorry!" "I'm late" "Sorry!" "You said you are bringing a client, where is he?" "He's here." "Get up, come on." "Okay!" "Let me introduce him" "He came all the way from Thailand, Mr..." "Chipchipchipchipchip" "Munkmunkchipchipchipchipmunkchip" "Munkmunkmunkmunkmunkmunk" "Wow!" "Does he need a longer name?" "There is a short version of this name." "Just call him "Chipmunk"." "Is Mr. Chipmunk blind?" "Blind?" "You're blind." "I'm just resting my eyes." "Sorry, sorry" "Please sit, Mr. Chipmunk" "Sit, please." "What did he say?" "What he meant is..." "This place has a nice layout" "Yes..." "It's very roomy." "Sawadeecup." "Sawadeeca." "You're pretty." "Hey!" "You..." "What's your name?" "My name is Pearl" "Miss Pearl" "Can you..." "Please give me your number?" "What number, you..." "You are so straight forward" "Asking for my phone number so soon." "That's not what I meant." "I want your 3 measurements." "Hey!" "Curly!" "You are here to look at the shop" "Don't think about anything else." "So!" "I was just asking." "Maybe she'll give it to me, if I ask a few more times." "I'll give you some" "Just let me..." "Mr. Chipmunk, let's talk about the shop" "Do you like it?" "Okay" "It's a bit old, but if we redecorate" "It should do nicely for my shop." "Mr. Chipmunk, what do you do?" "Realtor." "Mr. Chipmunk wants to start a massage parlour" "How could you?" "!" "Our traditional business" "Will be shattered by yours." "Plus a massage parlour is so dirty." "You leave, leave now!" "We won't sell to you, leave." "Don't force me again, if you are wise." "Hey, stop messing around here!" "He opens a massage parlour, so?" "Mr. Chipmunk, let's sit down and talk." "Yes, Mr. Chipmunk" "Everyone open these shops upstairs." "Why on the ground floor?" "I want to save my customers' trouble." "If they have to walk flights of stairs to get here." "How can they takeoff" "And when it's landing time." "It has to be down to earth." "You see?" "It's down to earth." "Okay?" "We are so connected, lets close the deal." "Deal?" "How?" "Do I deal with you or her?" "Just find someone to deal with me." "Watch your mouth." "I'll deal with you too!" "Deal!" "He is asking, which one of you" "Is dealing with him?" "Let me deal with you." "Don't deal with my daughters, they don't know how to deal." "Mr. Chipmunk, the money..." "Yes, million dollar babies." "It's all been prepared." "Money." "Do you need to count it, Mr. Kam?" "Pish." "Wow!" "Wow!" "Nah, it's not like I don't trust you." "If that's the case, let's sign the contract." "Then the deal is closed." "Boss, think about it." "This is about to become a massage parlour." "When I have the money" "I don't care if this place becomes a graveyard." "Move your hand." "Boss" "Stop obstructing my dad." "Our fortune is in his hand" "Before we close the deal" "I want to ask something." "Is your place clean?" "Clean, very clean." "We clean this place up everyday." "No!" "What he mean is" "Does you shop have this sort of things?" "This guy is really scare of them." "Very clean, of course." "What... what are you doing?" "What's wrong with you, Alex?" "Realtor, what's she doing?" "Munkmunkmunkchipchipmunkmunk" "Chipchipmunkchipmunkchipmunk" "Mr. Chipmunk, she's calling for you." "I miss you..." "Oh I miss you" "I don't know her." "That's okay." "But I know you" "We are all waiting for you." "Underwear" "Munkmunkchipchipchipmunkmunk" "She's looking for you too" "Who are you people?" "I'm number 8." "I'm 777." "I know you are opening a massage parlour" "Do you need more people?" "I mean... more ghosts?" "Our techniques are top notch." "Never fail to impress." "Ghost!" "Oh My God!" "It's used be a massage parlour here." "But it was burnt down." "And now it's a haunted massage parlour." "You said this has always been a traditional wedding shop?" "Yes" "Obviously, he lied." "Our bodies are still under the stoves." "Do you want to take a look?" "He's making a fool out of you, stupid!" "You two stop making things up." "What bodies under the stove?" "Are you two Miss Marple?" "!" "I'll get our boss if you don't believe us" "What?" "Oh..." "What're you doing?" "Who is call... calling for me?" "I was playing mahjong." "What's with you?" "Boss" "He doesn't believe we've always lived here." "Did you tell him, how did you two died?" "How?" "I raped then murdered the two of you" "Then chop you two up into bits" "And hide them under the stove." "Curly!" "Do you want to take a look?" "No..." "No..." "Let me take you down under for a day tour." "It's a lot of fun." "How about no. 8 and 777 give you a massage" "They are very good." "Ghost!" "Ziyi, Lucy, wait for me!" "Chipmunk, wait" "I'm not drunk!" "I can walk in a straight line." "Hey!" "What about the contract?" "The contract!" "Curly has left the building" "That's not fun, boss." "I'll go back down to play mahjong." "Hey, what happened?" "Yes, what happened?" "How come there's rice?" "Hey?" "What are you guys doing?" "Boss, have you signed the contract?" "You sold the place?" "Hey!" "Why are you three staring at us?" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "How come my back hurts?" "I'm going upstairs to rest." "Yeah, that's good." "I'm going to 2nd floor." "I'll go with you" "Let's go" "All of you stand right there." "What do you want now?" "Don't think this is the end of this." "I'll definitely sell this shop." "You two can beggar on the streets." "Pearl..." "You shut up." "I'll kill you when you get home" "Move!" "Pearl, wait" " Pearl" " Wait" "Yeah" "It's my brother's birthday tomorrow." "Can you arrange something to celebrate with him?" "We can arrange a surprise party" "I'll deal with it." "Underwear!" "Where is Alex?" "She's gone out" "You need her?" "Nah, I just got her some egg tarts." "Egg tarts?" "Is it pastry base?" "Alex love pastry base." "Of course it is." "Me too." "Have some." "Me?" "What about Alex?" "I can buy more if you finish them!" " Come on, have one." " Okay, okay, okay." "It's delicious." " You too, you too." " Come on..." "Wait, wait..." "You too" "Oh, wait..." "I'll teach you something new, try this" "Lick it." "Come on." "See!" "Does it taste better?" "Pearl" "I didn't know Underwear is like this" "Hiding in the back alley with my brother" "Licking tarts." "I can't take this" "I'm going to shout at them." "Don't, no, not yet." "Why?" "They lick tarts during the day." "I don't know what they'll lick at night?" "!" "We have to catch him red handed." "I know" "My brother and Underwear" "Is having a birthday party tonight." "That servant has the guts." "Trying to steal my man under my nose." "That's why we have to plan this" "And see how we should deal with them." "I forgot to tell you" "Alex wants me to tell you" "Come to the shop at 1 2 tonight." "There's a surprise for you" "Surprise?" "She is so naughty." "I thought she has forgotten my birthday." "Hey, it's really Norman!" "What the hell!" "That bastard comes right on 1 2." "He's rarely on time when meeting with me." "There are plenty of time to buy things." "But there's only one chance to steal." "Daddy, what are you talking about?" "Let's go in." "We can't, Alex said wait for her." "Where the hell is she?" "I'm here, is there a surprise party?" "Is there a surprise party?" "What's taking her so long?" "Is Alex going to come?" "If we don't make a move, it'll be 2nd half." "What 2nd half?" "Scoring for the 2nd time." "Come on!" "Stop scaring me?" "!" "Hey!" "What are you watching?" "Spying." "Spying, on what?" "Just cue up, and stop asking." "Underwear?" "Why... are you here?" "Shouldn't I be here?" "Aren't you..." "Alex said..." "Alex told me to go and watch a movie" "If... you are here, then who's inside?" "Happy Birthday" "Broadway, Broadway" "Is the best, is the best." "Alex" "Ever since you bumped your head" "You've been a different person." "And, where did you get this shiny bra?" "Don't treat me as Alex" "Well, who should I treat you as?" "Whoever you like me to be" "What's important is that I don't treat you as my brother" "You don't treat me as your sister." "Stop sucking your finger, it's dirty." "If I don't suck my finger, what else can I suck?" "You like to suck so much?" "Oh!" "I'll lend you something to suck." "Hey" "Isn't this a surprise party?" "Come on, I lied to Pearl to come out" "I have to go back soon." "Why don't you ask what've I got you?" "Yes, what did you get me?" "My gift is very big." "Big?" "How big?" "It's as big as me" "As big as a person?" "Where have you hide it?" "I'm giving myself to you" "Stop!" "Norman" " Wow!" "You..." " Pearl!" "Look at these two!" " Disgusting." " Wow" "What you are seeing... is not what you are thinking" "I thought it was bad enough you are cheating." "But you like this sort of thing?" "You are nuts" "Pearl, listen to me" "Alex knows it's my birthday" "So she was just messing around, cheering me up." "You are her brother." "You can't mess around with these things." "I knew you two aren't real brother and sister." "You are so smart, saving her" "For when you are thirsty." "Boss, what are you on about?" "You know" "I'm not this type of person." "Pearl, don't trust this type of men." "Today, he says he is celebrating his birthday with Alex." "Tomorrow, he might..." "Grab Bobo to celebrate Mid" " Autumn festival" "Why are you saying these things?" "Everyone knows" "I treat Bobo as my own sister." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "You're for real?" "Of course not, I just want to make Pearl angry." "How can you do something so outrageous?" "!" "Norman, you leave now!" "I don't want to see you" "Alex, speak up for me." "Pearl..." "I..." "Shut up, I don't want to hear it." "No..." "I want to tell you, looking at your face" "I'm so happy" "Pearl!" "You deserve this!" "Brother, dump her!" " Pearl!" "Pearl!" " Hey, Pearl..." "Alex, what were you saying?" "What did I say wrong!" "Underwear, let's go." "Norman, don't blame Alex" "It's not her fault" "It's your fault" "You two planned this together." " I..." " I what?" "Ever since you came, nothing good has come" "You leave now!" "Why are you kicking me out?" "Don't shout at her" "I thought up everything" "It has nothing to do with her." "Okay, then both of you leave!" "Okay, we'll go to karaoke, let's go!" "Brother... no..." "Norman" "Happy birthday" "Stand right here" "What now?" "Why didn't you two ask me to come?" "Don't you need to go to your girlfriend" "I just be scream at there" "I might as well make the most of my birthday." " Let's go together then." " Hurry up..." "Okay, let's go to Neway." "I heard they give out free birthday cakes." "Really?" "What's taking you so long with the sprouts." "And there are clothes for you to wash." "Yes, I know..." "Answer this for me." "What..." "Hello" "Where have you been?" "I can't find you." "You want me?" "I have something that needs your help." "Someone wants me to open a new gossip magazine." "And let me be the Boss." "Congratulations." "But my future all depends on you." "Me?" "Stop pretending." "I know you have kept" "A secret file with all the gossips." "If you'll sell it to me" "The sales of my first issue" "Will definitely rocket to sky high." "File?" "What file?" "How much will you pay?" "However much you want." "Who is this?" "She..." "I'm her new assistant." "I'm talking for my boss." "You hand over the money, I'll hand over the file." "Yes, a straight money, file swap." "Okay, I'll wait for your news." "Do you really have such a file?" "Of course." "Where is it?" "Hugh Jazz stole it." "What should we do?" "You've promised to sell it to Jane." "We can steal it back." "Steal?" "You know where it is?" "I know exactly where it is." "We'll steal it back tonight." "Alex!" "Underwear!" "I've got food." "Norman, you've bought egg tarts again?" "Yes, it's red hot!" "Eat while it's fresh." "Why have you bought so many things?" "They're for you." "For me?" "Yes, when you were younger" "You really like this princess dress." "I was really poor, I couldn't afford it." "Now... it's yours." "And, and, and..." "This "cabbage" doll." "You really like that too." "It's also yours" "This doll is really cute" "It really has cabbage inside." "You can cook it when you are hungry." "Norman, why are you acting weird?" "Is there something you want to say?" "No." "Oh!" "You've got cancer." "I don't have cancer." "Well..." "You guys are in trouble!" "We're in trouble?" "Pearl has sold the shop to the fatty next door." "What?" "!" "What should we do?" "That's why I bought this piano" "So you can have an act" "When you are beggaring on the streets." "There are a lot of songs... in its memory." "Beatles and Elvis are all there" "But few of Justin's are missing." "I don't want your things." "Alex, don't blame your brother." "You, are you are man?" "You do whatever that bitch tells you to do." "You leave your sister behind on her words." "You disgust me." "Sister, relax," "I'll persuade Pearl." "I won't leave you" "Or Underwear behind." "What if she won't change her mind?" "Er..." "That means you don't know, you are useless." "Norman, if Pearl can't be persuaded" "Don't force her" "I don't want to make it hard for you." "Are you nuts, letting him off?" "You should push him." "Push him to bring the man out in him and help his sister." "How come it sounds more and more like" "Underwear is my sister." "Alex" "There are things that can't be forced." "When people grow up, they depend on themselves." "Alex has grown up" "She'll take care of herself." "How come you are getting upset too?" "Norman I promise you" "I'll take good care of Alex." "I never knew" "Alex has a good friend like you." "She is lucky." "But I really couldn't have thought" "You Filipinos" "Have such loyalty" "My egg tarts are not going to waste." "Come on!" "Have one." "What?" "You're letting him off?" "Silly, there are plenty." "Eat slowly." "Look, look at me" "I eat slowly" "See?" "!" "You eat slowly, slowly!" "What's the rush?" "Ignore her." " We eat slowly!" " Come on." "But slowly" "Hey, where are you?" "Hey, hey!" "You want us to be discover?" "We are stealing here." "No one is here!" "Hey, have you found it yet?" "Fxxk all." "That Slurpee is carrying it with her on a necklace." "Someone's coming." "Vanish." "Baby" "That XXX school uniform party was so fun" "Why are we back here?" "Let's go to a love hotel instead." "Baby, It's more fun here than a love hotel." "What's fun here?" "Let me introduce you" "To the clapper switch I've installed." "Once to switch off the lights, two to switch on." "It's very fun." "No way." "Wow!" "Is it fun?" "Very fun" "Come on baby, come on" "Don't push me... don't push me." "Baby" "Don't..." "Don't..." " don't come closer." " See where can you go." "I give up" "Look how weak you are, I thought you do it a lot." "Ouch..." "If you carry on, you won't be doing me" "You will be doing it to a corpse." "Really?" "Then let's get on a train?" "A train?" "Horny Yamanote Line?" "Baby, how come you know I like to be a dirty men?" "Baby!" "Baby can you see?" "That's Shinjuku." "That man and woman" "They are Kimura, Ayu French kissing." "Baby" "What?" "You're a dirty man, I'm a school girl" "Why don't you do whatever you want?" "Baby, why are you standing?" "No one is in this carriage." "Just find a seat." "You look so horny" "You bastard, wasting my efforts." "Don't rape me" "Don't rape me" "Don't" "Don't rape me!" "Baby" "Baby" "What?" "Don't!" " Come on" " Baby, yeah!" "Baby" "Didn't you really want it?" "I don't, no, baby..." " Don't!" " Stop moving." "Oh, you're so bad, baby" "Baby, don't!" "Don't rape me!" "Don't..." "Rape me now, quick" "You can't wait any longer?" "Ah?" "One!" " Why are you holding my hands?" " Two." "Three..." "Impossible" "Baby!" "Rape me" "Rape me, now." "There's no way our father and son team will lose." "1 bamboo" "Sweetie, can I have a cup of tea." "Coming, mom." "Red Dragon" "Pearl, congratulations" "At last, you are getting marry." "I guess you'll just have to wait." "Bitch!" "Just wait till you get divorce." "Hey, are you going to play?" "West" "That's my "eye", Mahjong." "Mine is a higher Mahjong." "You think I don't know" "It was you two... that stole my gas and rice." "Pay up, pay up" "Pay up, pay up, pay up..." "Daddy, how come Norman's not here yet?" "Oh yeah!" "Hey, where has your brother gone?" "How do I know, traffic jam?" "Traffic jam?" "He lives upstairs." "Go and tell him come down here now." "Shit, shit..." "Shut up with all the swearing!" "It's bad luck." "No, I was looking for Norman upstairs" "He wasn't there." "What?" "Missing." "Where has Norman gone?" "Maybe he can't take you anymore" "And did a runaway groom." "Impossible, he was still fine yesterday." "He didn't look unhappy at all." "Yeah, but I've heard" "People don't talk much before suicide." "Oh, don't scare us." "Norman won't commit suicide" "Hey, have you seen" "If he left a note around or" "Left a message or something?" "Oh, yes." "What is it daddy?" "Yesterday, Norman just gave me a CD." "And said you have to listen to it today." "Why didn't you say so earlier?" "!" "I'm getting old, my memory is not so good." "You don't have to shout at me every time." "Come on, stop arguing." "Let's listen to it." "Pearl, when you hear this" "I have already gone to a place" "Far far far far far" "Far far far away" "I thought been thinking" "If I have to leave Alex to be with you" "To choose between romance and family" "I will definitely choose" "To leave you" "You are so smart and pretty" "You can find someone else without me" "But Alex is different" "She looks like a spaz." "So being her brother, I need to take good care of her." "Pearl" "I hope you can forgive me." "I have just started to write poetry." "I want to give my latest work to you." "Can I hide, I'm afraid to be the third wheel" "Sticking around, it's difficult to take." "If I'm left behind, I hate that feeling." "I turned back as I was to leave." "Can I admit, I am the third wheel." "What wheel, what kind of poetry is this?" "Don't listen to this." "Norman wouldn't leave me behind." "He wouldn't dare, he..." "What is it?" "Where's Alex and Underwear?" "They were here..." "We've been had!" "Wow!" "It's hot, excellent!" "Come on..." "Sister!" "Have a mushroom, have a mushroom." "You should have seen... that bitch's face." "It was black as coal." "Really?" "But to be honest" "Isn't it a bit bad to hurt her like this." "It is her big day after all." "It's fun to do this to her on her big day." "But it only worked because brother was being hard." "It's a man's job to protect his family." "Plus..." "I can't just leave my sister behind." "But, I worry about one thing." "I wonder what they think of my poetry." "Hey!" "Now you mention it" "That poetry is lyrics from a song, that's quite hit." "Really, is that so?" "If this is a song." "Then it should be quite difficult to sing." "It's is very easy to sing off the key." "How do you know?" "Never you mind." " Brother" " What?" "So what are you going to do?" "I'll look for a new job tomorrow." "Being a coolie, being a gigolo" "Whatever I have to do to raise you two." "You are such a man!" "Norman" "For fxxk sake." "You said... you're going to a place far far far far away." "And that's behind our shop" "How far is that?" "I've embellished a little with my words" "Don't kick me down." "Norman, I ask you" "Are you really dumping me?" "I'm awake without getting drunk" "I've lost the love without being in love." "I ask you, are you?" "Answer me." "You should look for someone else." "Norman." "Don't leave me." "I've waited for a long time, for someone to want me" "I can't let my old schoolmate be right about me." "Please don't let them have a chance to laugh at me." "Norman." "Please don't leave my daughter" "I've already paid for the banquet" "I'll lose the money if we don't go." "I beg you, please" "You..." "If not a wedding banquet" "Will become my wake, Norman." "I'll listen to whatever you say." "Do whatever you want me to do" "Whatever I say?" "If you ask me to walk, I won't run." "If you ask me to use pepper, I won't use salt." "I don't want to migrate." "No problem." "I want my sister and Underwear" "To move in with us." "But there's not enough room." "Your dad can move to the 2nd floor." "What?" "!" "2nd floor?" "You can have your wake." "Okay, I'll live here." "Anything else?" "Anything you two want to add?" "None, at the moment." "How about you?" "Let me think about it." "Yeah, think about it." "Get up." "Then we better make a move" "We are just in time to sit down" "And receive our gifts." "Four eyes!" "Have you finished?" "I want to go there and meet the manager." "Really?" "Then hurry, come on, chop chop." "Hey!" "Bobo, what manager?" "The service manager or general manager?" " Darling" " Answer me!" "This looks more like a coffin" "Looks like I'm going to die here." "Special Report" "The Pregnant Kiki along with Noodle" "Has come out to face the press." "At the conference they say they'll get married." "But more unbelievably" "They say... they'll eat watermelon for the press." "Didn't she abort the baby?" "I fixed that." "Fixed, but how?" "I asked Gypsy Chan to called their manager" "And told her their son" "Will be hotter than Brad Pitt and George Clooney together." "She signed the baby up to a total of 1 20 years." "That's more like a person." "I'm going to be a person doing good deeds." "That's not true." "You sold... that secret file to Jane" "When did I?" "!" "No?" "Then why did she pay for your debt?" "Well I gave her something... even better." "Miss Jane, I have sent the provisional cover to you." "Please take a look" "I'm a loner for life" "Masturbation is my fate." "Your revenge is so sweet." "Well, everything is off my chest." "The 1 20 years old..." "Valentina K style elevator" "Not Valentino, but Valentina" "Has finished its mission, and will be transported" "To the British Museum for display." "This elevator has witnessed" "The changes of Hong Kong over the century." "What are you thinking?" "The same as you." "Boss, dinner time..." "Hey, dinner's been cooked." "Should we wait for you?" "I'll start without you." "Hey?" "!" "Where's the lift gone?" "Where are the buttons?" "Everything's gone." "What should we do?" "Looks like I'll be you... for the rest of my life." "It's not as bad as you make it." "It's good to be me." "Look at how good the skin is." "Yours is not so good, it's not as firm." "It's your fault, you eat non- stop" "Do you how much heavier I got" "Since you became me?" "Look at the hip, how... fat" "You know I love eating junk food" "And I thought, this is your body anyway" "So I didn't care for it." "Oh, please" "From now on ask me before you eat" "And, from tomorrow morning" "You have to do 1 00 push ups 200 sit ups." "Are you out of your mind?" "!" "We can't change back anyway" "So why bother." "Stop talking, let's go home" "The boss is waiting for us to start dinner." "Hey... hey, come and look at this." "What?" "Don't you think it's weird?" "She's carrying a basket." "You're carrying a basket." "She's got a headband" "With a butterfly." "The same as your" "Look!" "Her necklace and yours" "Are exactly the same." "Wait, look at her bracelet" "It's the same as yours." "How can this be?" "!" "What do you remember?" "I remember the same thing as you do." "Do you think, if we bang our heads once more" "We can change back to ourselves?" "Are you alright?" "Banging your own head, isn't that stupid?" "Hold this for me." "Ok." "That's why, I'll bang your head first." "Remember to bang mine afterward." "What?" "!" "Hey!" "Don't do it!" " It won't hurt!" "It'll work!" " You go first!" "Jack" "Do you think, your mom" "Will like the black forest cake I've bought?" "You are my girlfriend" "The cake is so black, of course she'll like it." "Oh, at the birthday party" "Do you think it's a bit too soon" "If..." "I talk to my mom about our wedding?" "Man should take charge of these things." "So you are saying I can?" "!" "I'm not talking to you..." "Holy shit!" "Alex, are you alright?" "Go and buy me another cup." "There are plenty of drinks at the birthday party." "Go now, crap- arse." "Do you need any sugar?" "I'll give you some if you go now!" "Okay." "Hello..." "Shit!" "What is this?" "!" "For the past 6 months, we keep swapping around" "What should we do?" "This is shit!" "Jack only just proposed to me" "I haven't said yes..." "then I turned into you." "I was meeting a client too!" "You hold on to the client for me" "How?" "I don't know where she is at" "Tell her to repeat it again." "Okay." "Auntie, where were you again?" "You've asked me over and over again." "I've told you many times" "That bastard, took photos of me" "Then disappeared" "And said he's filming Batman in America." "To hell with that!" "I've watched it 29 times" "And I can't find him." "So how should I deal with that?" "Could he be the Bat himself." "I never thought of that," "I'll go and watch it again." "Hey..." "But Batman wears a mask, only his mouth is showing." "How could you recognise him?" "You can relax." "I've French kiss with him many times" "I'm very familiar with the shape of his mouth." "Plus, he's famous" "For having a slanted mouth." "Oh!" "I know who you're talking about." "Oh!" "We'll talk again." "I'm going to watch it again, see you." "Hello..." "How did you do?" "Done, you don't need to come back." "Really?" "What about you?" "Jack says we go home and watch DVDs" "I think he wants to do it" "What?" "Don't try anything, just watch DVDs." "Last week, he said he'd cook for me" "We ended up doing it 3 times." "What?" "!" "Sorry, it just slipped out." "What do you remember?" "I remember the same thing as you do." "No. 2!" "No. 2!" "No. 2!" "No. 2!" "No. 2!" "No. 2!" "No. 2!" "No. 2!" "Bitch!" "Fxxk it." "That's why, I'll bang your head first." "Remember to bang mine afterward." "What?" "!" " Hey!" "Don't do it!" " Hey, Hey!" " It won't hurt!" " You go first!" "It'll work!" "Promise ourselves, do our best!"