"(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(FRANTIC KEYBOARD MUSIC)" "(CLANKY SCUFFLING)" "HEY, IT'S MY TURN TO BLOW THE WHISTLE," "YOU CHICKEN-LIVERED BUCKET OF BOLTS!" "NO WAY, TIN BRAIN-- DR. ROBOTNIK LOVES ME BEST," "SO IT'S ALWAYS MY TURN, HA-HA-HA-HA!" "HA-HA-HA-HA, NOT THIS TIME!" "(SHARP CLANK)" "(SHOUTS OF PANIC)" "(WHISTLE BLOWING)" "(MUFFLED THUD)" "UHH, THERE IT GOES, BIG MIKE, THE ROBOTNIK EXPRESS." "YEAH, WHEN YOU SAID DAT, BIG GRIZ, YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL." "AND CHEW ON DIS:" "SINCE THAT TRAIN'S THE PERSONAL PROPERTY" "OF DR. ROBOTNIK, THE ROTTENEST CREEP ON MOBIUS..." "DAT MAKES IT OUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO ROB IT?" "AFFIRMATIVE, BIG MIKE." "LET'S ROB AND ROLL." "YO, BIG GRIZ." "YOU THINK THOSE TWO BLURS COULD BE SONIC" "AND HIS LITTLE BUDDY, TAILS?" "DUHH, I COULDN'T TELL YA, BIG MIKE," "SINCE I AIN'T EVER SEEN NEITHER ONE." "BUT IF IT IS, THE HONOR IS ENTIRELY OURS." "(THEME MUSIC)" "LOOK, SONIC, WE'RE CATCHING UP!" "THAT'S THE SECRET OF SPEED, CHEESE!" "THE ROBOTNIK EXPRESS CAN RUN..." "BUT WHEN IT'S CARRYING A LOAD OF ROBOTNIK SUPERBOMBS," "IT CAN'T HIDE." "(SOUNDS OF STRUGGLE)" "I GOT TO BLOW THE WHISTLE," "SO IT'S ONLY FAIR THAT YOU SHOVEL COAL." "(CLANK)" "OH-HO-HO, NO." "YOU DO IT!" "YOU'RE YOUNGER, YOU'RE STRONGER." "HUH?" "WAA-HO!" "(ALARM BLARING)" "(TOGETHER)" "SONIC ALERT!" "BATTEN THE HATCHES!" "SECURE THE COUPLINGS!" "LOCK UP THE THROTTLE!" "WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!" "HEY, YOU DUMBOT, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO SWITCH THE TRAIN" "TO THE NEW TRACK BEFORE WE DID THAT." "NOW WE'RE GONNA GO DOWN THE OLD TRACK." "SO?" "WHAT ARE YOU, A CHICKEN?" "WE'LL GET THERE." "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "(SHUDDERING CRASH)" "BESIDES, WE GOT A HEDGEHOG TO CATCH!" "WHOA-OA-OA!" "THANKS, SCRATCH." "YOU SAVED MY LIFE." "DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, YOU CLUNKING KLUTZ." "I WAS SAVING DR. ROBOTNIK'S BOMBS." "YOU WERE JUST AN IGNORANT BYSTANDER." "IT'S THE HEDGE" "IT'S THE HEDGEHOG, ALL RIGHT." "SCRATCH:" "THEN LET'S TURN THE CABOOSE LOOSE," "AND COOK HIS GOOSE!" "WHOA!" "(SKIDDING)" "(SLIDING)" "OH, NO, WE'VE BEEN SUCKERED..." "BY A SUPER-SUCKING VACUUM TRAP!" "(DISORIENTED YELLING)" "WE'VE GOT SONIC!" "WE'VE GOT SONIC!" "WE'VE GOT SONIC!" "WE'VE GOT SONIC!" "(FIREWORKS)" "(ENGINES ROARING)" "UH, DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT MEANS THE BAD GUYS GOT SONIC?" "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK DAT?" "UHH, JUST A CRAZY HUNCH." "WELL, NO HARM IN CHECKIN' IT OUT." "UHHN, UHHN!" "BACK OFF, DIMBOT." "YOU REALLY DON'T THINK THIS IS ENOUGH TO SLOW ME DOWN, DO YOU?" "YEAH, I DO!" "EHHH!" "WRONG ANSWER." "(AWED GASPS)" "(SHOUTING AND HOOTING)" "LATER, GEEKS." "GOTTA STREAK!" "(MASSIVE EXPLOSION)" "DON'T YOU WORRY, SONIC, DON'T SWEAT IT, TAILS." "YEAH, WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOUS." "(WOOZY MUSIC)" "WHAT DID YOU CALL US?" "DUHH, SONIC AND TAILS." "YOU GUYS ARE OUR HEROES." "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, I'M NOT SONIC." "(CLANK)" "I AM!" "UH, HE'S TAILS." "UHH, PLEASED TO MEET YOU, SONIC, TAILS, I'M BIG GRIZ." "AND I'M BIG MIKE, AND TOGETHER, WE'RE OTHERWISE KNOWN AS... (TOGETHER)" "DA BEARS." "I TOLD YOU, WE'RE NOT" "LISTEN, YOU UNDER-LUBRICATED NINCOMPOOP!" "IF THESE GUYS THINK WE'RE SONIC AND TAILS," "THEY MIGHT BE BRAVE ENOUGH TO HELP US CAPTURE" "GROUNDER AND SCRATCH!" "NO PROBLEM, SONIC." "ANY ENEMY OF SONIC'S" "IS AN ENEMY OF... (TOGETHER)" "DA BEARS." "ESPECIALLY THAT SCRATCH." "I NEVER MET HIM, BUT EVERYONE SAYS HE'S ONE DUMB CLUCK." "D'OH!" "IF YOU REALLY WANNA HELP," "JUST REMEMBER THAT SCRATCH IS SPINY AND BLUE." "HUH?" "OH!" "AND GROUNDER HAS TWO TAILS!" "AND THE TWO OF THEM WENT THATAWAY." "THEN WE'RE GOIN' THATAWAY, TOO." "'CAUSE AIN'T NO VILLAIN GONNA GET AWAY FROM... (TOGETHER)" "DA BEARS." "I'M WAITIN', TAILS." "WOW!" "WHAT'S ROBOTNIK GONNA DO WITH SO MANY BOMBS?" "NOTHIN', BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA BRING THIS TRAIN" "TO A SCREECHING HALT, AND MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET 'EM." "(STRAINING)" "IT'S LOCKED, WE CAN'T BUDGE IT!" "(STRUGGLING AND STRAINING)" "UH-OH, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW, SONIC?" "LIVE FAST, THINK FAST, ACT FAST." "SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" "IMPROVISE!" "(SPEEDY, ZIPPING NOISES)" "(EERIE, DRAMATIC MUSIC)" "(LAUGHTER)" "GUYS, THERE'S GONNA BE A RUNAWAY TRAIN," "COMIN' THIS WAY!" "UH-HUH, THAT'S NOT GOOD, BUT WE'LL BE DONE FIXIN'" "THIS BRIDGE IN A YEAR OR SO." "SONIC:" "YOU GOT FIVE MINUTES." "(PANICKED SCREAMING)" "HIDE, EVERYONE!" "WE'RE DOOMED!" "(PANICKED SCREAMING)" "THIS IS GETTING EXCITING." "COME ON, TAILS." "IF WE CAN CHANGE THIS SWITCH, WE CAN RE-ROUTE THE TRAIN" "ONTO THIS DEAD END." "(STRAINING)" "NOT OUR DAY FOR SWITCHES." "WHAT'S THE DEAD TREE FOR, SONIC?" "LEND A TAIL, AND I'LL FILL YOU IN." "(THUDDING)" "THE TRAIN WILL HIT THE TREE," "AND THE TREE WILL CHANGE THE SWITCH." "AND THEN, WHEN THE TRAIN GOES DOWN THAT SIDE TRACK" "AND HITS THE CLIFF..." "ROBOTNIK'S BOMBS ARE GONNA GO BOOM," "AND HE'LL NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO USE THEM!" "SONIC:" "COME ON." "WE GOTTA MAKE SURE THOSE CHIP-FOR-BRAINS ROBOTS" "DON'T MESS UP OUR PLACE." "THERE, IT'S THEM, SONIC AND..." "I MEAN," "I MEAN, GROUNDER AND SCRATCH!" "(BEARS, TOGETHER)" "OUT OF THE WAY!" "UHHNN!" "(CUCKOO NOISES)" "OOH, OOH, OOOH!" "ARRGGHH!" "BIG GRIZ:" "COME ON, GUYS." "WE HEARD YOU WERE FAST, SHAKE A DREG." "(EXPLOSION)" "FAST?" "HUH!" "I'LL SHOW YOU FAST." "DON'T LET 'EM GET AWAY!" "(GROUP ROAR)" "NOW, SONIC?" "(GROUP ROAR)" "NOW!" "(PANICKED CRIES)" "(THUDDING THUNKS)" "(LAUGHTER)" "(BIRDS CHIRPING)" "VERY" "FUNNY." "ALL RIGHT, GROUNDER, THE JIG IS UP." "(GASPING)" "YOUR EVIL-DOING DAYS IS DONE." "THIS IS WORKIN' BETTER THAN I THOUGHT." "TICKETS, TICKETS, PLEASE." "I, UH, UHH..." "SEEM TO HAVE MISPLACED MY..." "I'M SURE I HAD IT WHEN I GOT ON." "SORRY, GENTLEMEN:" "NO TICKETS, NO RIDE." "WAIT A MO..." "WHAT HAVE WE HERE?" "OUR TICKETS!" "WAY TO GO." "UH-OH, MAJOR PROBLEM-O." "WE'RE ON THE WESTBOUND EXPRESS," "BUT YOUR TICKETS ARE FOR THE EASTBOUND." "THEY ARE?" "(BOINGING)" "ALL ABOARD!" "(SCUFFLING)" "NOT TO WORRY--YOUR TRAIN'S COMIN' ALONG JUST ABOUT... (GASPING)" "NOW!" "(THWACK)" "UHH, ANY OF YOUS FEEL, UH, LIKE MAYBE WE WAS TRICKED?" "HEY, I'M SORRY, GENTS, BUT I JUST GOOFED UP BIG-TIME." "SEE?" "I KNEW IT." "WE HAD TICKETS FOR THE WESTBOUND EXPRESS AFTER ALL." "YOU'VE GOT IT, BRO, BUT WHAT THAT MEANS" "IS YOU'LL HAVE TO GET OFF THIS TRAIN, PRONTO." "(METALLIC THUD) (DISORIENTED SHOUTING)" "MIKE:" "OH NO--I TOOK A BATH LAST MONTH!" "(KISSING NOISE)" "SEE YA!" "DON'T FORGET TO WRITE." "HE'S MAKIN' ME MAD." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MIKE:" "COME ON, LET'S GO GET OUR CARS AND GET 'IM." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "HOW DESPICABLY WONDERFUL" "AND DESTRUCTIVELY MARVELOUS IT IS" "THAT MY PLANS ARE PROCEEDING" "WITH SUCH PREDICTABLE PERFECTION." "AND ONCE MY FINAL SHIPMENT OF BOMBS ARRIVES," "IT WILL BE TIME TO LAUNCH MY ANTI-REBEL BALLISTIC MISSILES" "AND BLAST EVERY SINGLE REBEL ON MOBIUS OUT OUT EXISTENCE!" "HMM, THE TRAIN IS LATE." "I'D BETTER GIVE THOSE TRANSISTOR-BRAIN MORONS A CALL." "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "PSST, SCRATCH, IT'S THE ROBOTNIK HOTLINE!" "WHAT'D YOU SAY?" "UHH, WHAT WAS THAT?" "MY TUMMY RUMBLING?" "THAT'S THE STRANGEST TUMMY RUMBLIN' I EVER HEARD." "NOT REALLY." "IT ALWAYS SOUNDS LIKE THAT WHEN TAILS EATS ONION RINGS." "UHH, ONION RINGS-- OF COURSE." "HOW COULD I BE SO STUPID?" "OOH, UH, BEATS ME." "(BURPING)" "FOR GROUNDER'S SAKE, THAT BETTER HAVE BEEN" "A WRONG NUMBER!" "(DRIVING, SYNTHESIZED MUSIC)" "HEY, SONIC!" "ONLY ONE MORE TUNNEL, AND THEN THE TRAIN HITS THE SWITCH." "(TOGETHER)" "SO LONG, SUCKERS!" "WHERE ARE THEY GOING?" "I'LL FIND OUT." "BACK IN A FLASH-- MAKE THAT HALF A FLASH." "♪" "(BRAKES SQUEAL)" "OKAY, BEARS, IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THOSE BAD GUYS" "ONCE AND FOR ALL." "WHAT ARE THOSE SLIMEBOTS UP TO THIS TIME?" "UHH, ONE ROBOT-SMASHIN' LANDSLIDE IS ON THE WAY." "(ROCKS TUMBLING)" "OH NO!" "IF THAT AVALANCHE BLOCKS THE TUNNEL," "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "THE ROBOTNIK EXPRESS IS MOST DEFINITELY GONNA BLOW!" "AND MY LITTLE BUDDY, TAILS, WITH IT!" "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "I'VE GOTTA SAVE TAILS!" "ALL RIGHT!" "ALL RIGHT, WE DID IT!" "YOUS GUYS DID BUPKIS." "AND TO THINK YOU CALL YOURSELVES DA BEARS." "WE ARE" "(TOGETHER)" "DA BEARS." "THEN WHY DON'T YOU ACT LIKE BEARS?" "THIS LITTLE PILE OF PEBBLES AIN'T GONNA STOP THAT TRAIN." "IT'S NOT?" "UHH, WHAT SHOULD WE DO?" "YOU NEED TO MAKE A BARRICADE," "SO GET THIS STACK OF KITTY LITTER OUT OF HERE," "AND DO IT NOW!" "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "OH NO!" "I'M GONNA CRASH!" "WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?" "DON'T WORRY, SONIC." "WE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL." "PHEW!" "(TIRES SQUEALING)" "AHOO, WAH-HOO-HOO!" "INTO THE TRENCH, TAILS." "WE'RE GONNA SET UP A GENUINE BEAR-ICADE," "AND BRING THIS TRAIN TO A CRASHING HALT." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MIKE:" "COME ON, SONIC, LET'S GO, TAILS." "NO PAIN, NO GAIN." "YOU HEARD HIM, SONIC:" "NO PAIN... (TRAIN WHISTLE)" "(SCREAMS AND SHOUTS)" "...NO GAIN." "THAT'S IT, GUYS, SECOND EFFORT, SECOND EFFORT." "(STRAINING)" "WE'RE TRYIN', COACH, WE'RE TRYIN'." "OH NO!" "IF THE BEARS GO THROUGH THE CACTUSES," "THEY'LL BE PIN CUSHIONED TO DEATH!" "OOOH!" "THAT HURTS JUST THINKIN' ABOUT IT." "(STRUGGLING SOUNDS)" "ONE THRILLING RESCUE COMING RIGHT UP." "(THWACKING IMPACT)" "SO MUCH FOR STOPPING THE TRAIN BEFORE IT HITS THE BRIDGE." "BRIDGE, SMIDGE." "WE JUST WANNA T'ANK YOUS FOR SAVIN' OUR HIDES." "YEA, T'ANKS!" "YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS AREN'T SO BAD." "THEY'RE JUST A LITTLE SLOW." "BUT THAT DON'T MEAN WE'RE NOT STILL TURNIN' YOU OVER" "TO SONIC AND TAILS." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?" "WE'RE SONIC AND TAILS!" "OH, SURE." "YOU THINK WE WAS BORN YESTERDAY?" "EITHER THAT, OR THE DAY BEFORE." "WAIT A MINUTE:" "HOW MANY TAILS DOES THE REAL TAILS HAVE?" "DUHHH, TWO?" "SO YOU GOT A GOOD DISGUISE." "WHAT ABOUT SONIC?" "NO OFFENSE, BUDDY, BUT NO DISGUISE" "IS GONNA MAKE ME THINK YOUS IS THE FASTEST GUY ON MOBIUS." "NOT EVEN IF I... (THEME MUSIC)" "♪ ...BROUGHT YOU SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS?" "AHHH, MY OWN PERSONAL POT OF HONEY!" "BUT ONLY DA REAL SONIC COULD HAVE GOTTEN THIS" "IN NO TIME FLAT." "DAHEYYY, I GET IT:" "YOU REALLY ARE SONIC." "MY HERO!" "AND WHO ARE THOSE OTHER GUYS?" "(STRUGGLING)" "GROUNDER AND SCRATCH." "BIG MIKE, I THINK WE WAS TRICKED." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MIKE:" "YEAH." "WHAT CAN WE DO TO, UH, REDEEM OURSELVES?" "HELP US SAVE THE BUFFALO VILLAGE." "WE'LL DO ANYTHING TO HELP." "WELL, FOR MY NEW PLAN TO WORK," "I'LL NEED ONE OF YOUR CARS," "SO GIVE ME YOUR KEYS." "AND GET OUT OF MY WAY!" "(CLANKING THUD)" "OH, SONIC, YOU'RE VULTURE MEAT!" "OOF!" "OHH, OOF!" "SCRATCH, GET OVER HERE!" "WE'VE GOT A HEDGEHOG TO CATCH!" "(DRIVING, DETERMINED MUSIC)" "BIG GRIZ, BIG MIKE, JUMP!" "(SCARED SHOUTS)" "I'LL GET 'EM OVER THE BRIDGE." "YOU JUST GET THOSE GOOFBOTS ON THE TRAIN." "TO THE BRIDGE!" "(ENGINE ROARING)" "(SCREECHING STOP)" "OKAY, EVERYBODY OUT ON THE DOUBLE." "WE'VE GOTTA WORK FAST." "(MEASURED, DETERMINED MUSIC)" "NOW, DIS IS A PLAN WORTHY OF" "(TOGETHER)" "DA BEARS!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "HUSTLE IT, GUYS." "IF WE CAN'T GET THIS BRIDGE REPAIRED IN TIME," "THE TRAIN'S GONNA CRASH!" "AND IF IT DOES, THE WHOLE BUFFALO VILLAGE" "IS GONNA GO UP WITH A BANG!" "(FAST-PACED, PLAYFUL MUSIC)" "NA-NA, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!" "WHY NOT?" "YOU'RE SLOW, YOU'RE CLUMSY, YOU'RE STUPID..." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "LET'S GET HIM ANYWAY." "(CLANKING THUD)" "BUT YOU RUN INTO WALLS REAL GOOD." "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "FASTER, GUYS!" "WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME." "JUST HOLD STILL, YOU TWO-TAILED PEST!" "HERE'S MY STOP, GOTTA FLY!" "UH-OH, NO TIME TO FINISH." "WE'VE GOTTA IMPROVISE AGAIN." "(TRAIN WHISTLE)" "(STRAINING SOUNDS)" "FLOOR IT, BIG MIKE, AND KEEP YOUR CLAWS CROSSED." "(STRUGGLING)" "MORE GAS, MIKE, MORE GAS!" "IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE VILLAGE!" "WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT WITH TAILS?" "A TRAP?" "(TOGETHER)" "NAH." "OHHH!" "OHHH!" "IT WAS A TRAP!" "WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" "GIVE IT GAS, GIVE IT GAS, FASTER, FASTER!" "HOLD THAT CAR, HOLD THAT CAR!" "(CRIES OF PANIC)" "AND THE TRAIN IS UP..." "AND IT'S GOOD!" "(CELEBRATORY HOOTS)" "(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC)" "THE VILLAGE IS SAFE, SONIC SAVED OUR VILLAGE!" "(CHEERS AND CRIES)" "(BEARS TOGETHER)" "WE DID IT." "HEY, WE'RE STILL ALIVE!" "WOO-HOO-HOO, AND WE'VE STILL GOT ALL OUR BOMBS!" "AND WE CAN STILL DELIVER 'EM TO DR. ROBOTNIK," "JUST LIKE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO." "HEH-HEH, JUST WAIT TILL I TELL DR. ROBOTNIK" "WHAT A GOOD JOB I DID." "(TONES SOUNDING)" "SCRATCH:" "GIMME THAT PHONE!" "(RHYTHMIC, MECHANICAL MUSIC)" "(TELEPHONE RINGING)" "ROBOTNIK'S EMPORIUM OF DEVASTATION," "DESTRUCTION, AND DEMOLITION." "(INDISTINCT REMARKS)" "WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME, YOU BUMBLING BARREL OF BOLTS!" "THE ANTI-REBEL EXPLOSIVE DEVICES ARE READY TO LAUNCH." "ALL THEY NEED IS YOUR FINAL SHIPMENT OF BOMBS." "AHH, THERE YOU ARE NOW." "PULL INTO THE LOADING DOCK, AND EVERYTHING WILL BE JUST FINE." "THERE'S JUST ONE THING, DR. ROBOTNIK." "YES?" "MAYBE YOU BETTER TELL HIM." "ME?" "UHH..." "HI, DR. ROBOTNIK." "YEAH, IT WAS ALL SONIC'S FAULT, YOUR SO-WONDERFUL BADNESS," "BECAUSE, UHH... (OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "JUST GET TO THE POINT!" "GROUNDER:" "WE CAN'T STOP THE TRAIN!" "(WHISTLE BLOWING)" "(MASSIVE EXPLOSION)" "NOOO!" "(CRIES OF PANIC)" "GOSH, I CAN'T IMAGINE A MORE BEAUTIFUL SIGHT." "I CAN." "ROBOTNIK:" "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!" "(HUGE EXPLOSION)" "(EXCITED CELEBRATION)" "THIS IS SO MUCH FUN, I CAN HARDLY BEAR TO SAY GOODBYE." "BUT WE GOTTA," "'CAUSE A HERO'S WORK IS NEVER DONE, RIGHT, SONIC?" "RIGHT." "AND SO, IN THE WORDS OF A FAMOUS, HIGH-SPEED," "FREEDOM-FIGHTING, SUPERSONIC POET," "WE'RE OUT, OVER, AND GONE!" "(THEME MUSIC)" "HEY, WHAT A COUPLE OF REGULAR GUYS." "♪" "HIYA, KID." "WE'RE FRIENDS OF SONIC." "HE'S BEEN HURT AND NEEDS YOUR HELP!" "SONIC'S BEEN HURT?" "(DOOR OPENING)" "HOLD IT!" "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE GUYS." "IT'S NOT SAFE TO GET INTO A CAR WITH STRANGERS." "(HIGH-SPEED EXIT)" "UH-OH." "TAILS:" "SCRATCH AND GROUNDER?" "I'M NEVER GOIN' ANYWHERE WITH STRANGERS." "YOU BET YOUR LIFE, LITTLE BUDDY." "♪" "(OFFSCREEN) GIRLS:" "COOKIE JAR!"