"Hey." "Hey." "Where's Michael?" "Isn't he up yet?" "No." "He got home really late last night." "That's the third time this week." "I think he might have a girlfriend." "I'm not a good mother." "Well, look." "I'm serious." "It's not impossible." "He's seen the way I am." "He can't help but have picked up on some of it." "It's possible." "You never know with Michael." "He's good at keeping his emotions to himself." "correct me if I'm wrong, but that is Peter Cetera, the voice of modern love." "Michael, Michael, what is--?" "What's going on with you?" "Okay, I met someone." "He met someone." "Hey." "And it's woman." "It's a woman." "Hey!" "I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys, but I've only gone out with her a couple times." "When can I meet her?" "No, I don't wanna overwhelm her." "I won't overwhelm her." "She'll love me." "I'm a cool mom." "I even got a tattoo on my ass that says so." "When can I meet her?" "Maybe we can schedule that..." "... whenhellfreezesover." "Dude, you have a girlfriend." "It already did." "Hey." "Hey." "How come you're not by the Jacuzzi?" "There's this creepy teenager who's always staring at me." "But he's not around today, so, what's the point?" "Have you seen Alex?" "Yeah, for, like, a second." "She seemed really busy." "Yeah." "I think that's how she's handling the divorce  keepingdistractedwithprojects, like cleaning the garage..." "... scrubbingthehottub ." "She offered to make me a pair of boots." "Oh, say yes." "They smell weird, but, man, are they comfortable." "It's great she's keeping busy." "After my divorce..." "... Iwasso depressed,itwasall I could do to finish 1 1 th grade." "Hey, guys." "Hey." "Hi." "What's wrong?" "Oh, I ran out of projects." "You still haven't made me those boots." "Oh, I didn't know if you were a 7 or an 8, so I made both." "Man, that batch smells even worse." "Look, Alex, are you okay?" "Yeah, I just think this divorce thing is finally getting to me." "It just feels like I'll never be happy again." "Yes, you will." "We'll help you." "Yeah." "Hey, I'll take you to this comedy club I went to last week." "This guy was talking about how when white people make toast..." "... they're all, "Butter, butter, butter."" "I don't get it." "I didn't either, but everyone else was laughing, so I figured what the hell?" "Now, you get off Powder Mountain, and you never come back." "You're talking to a wolf." "I don't know what you want me to do." "Growl." "Okay." "Come on." "Give me something." "All right." "Whoa, hey, whoa." "The scene's not all about you." "So I got you a little something, you know, for today." "Oh, what's today?" "Oh, it's no big deal." "It's just our one-month anniversary." "I know." "Happy anniversary." "Oh, my God." "You got the card with the baby and the sunglasses too?" "Yeah." "From the liquor store down on the corner?" "It was either this or that Garfield condolence card." "I know." "I love this." "We cared enough to remember the day..." "... but we're both too lazy to buy a thoughtful present." ""To the sweetest guy I know." "You're so special to me, and I'm so happy I have you in my life."" ""You're hot."" "I mean that." "I gotta get to work." "Oh, what are you doing today?" "Some more headshots." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I know you hate doing those." "It's the only work I've been getting since I moved here." "Except this Spanish-language milk ad..." "... whichisthemost pornographic work I've done." "Wow, she really likes milk." "It's so frustrating." "I tell you what." "If you're this unhappy  maybeI cantalktomyagent andsee if we can find you some better work." "Yeah?" "You'd do that?" "Hey, you're my girl." "Thank you." "That'd be great." "By the way, I think you're hot too." "You could've said it in the card." "That's all I'm saying." "Did Alex's boots stain your feet black?" "Yeah, it's awesome." "I don't have to wear dress socks anymore." "Okay, sweetie." "I'll call you later." "Okay." "Well, you hang up first, though." "No, you do it." "No, you." "Okay, on three." "One, two, three." "I didn't hang up either." "Hello?" "Mom, would it be okay if we celebrated Mother's Day..." "... atdinnerinsteadofbrunch?" "Why?" "Just because Lorraine invited me over for brunch with her family." "Why can't we all go to brunch together?" "I don't know." "Actually, that might not be a bad idea." "Introduce her to your mom now while she still thinks everything you do is cute." "Yeah, you do it later, it could be a real deal breaker." "So true." "Loose cannon." "Fine." "You're gonna have to meet her." "Just promise me you'll be nice, polite and respectful." "How about I promise not to use the F word." "That's a good deal." "I would take that deal." "Hey." "Joey." "Oh, it's good to see you." "I'm one day into my new life of sobriety..." "... anditfeelsgreat." "Hey, I need a favor." "Oh, the pressure." "Okay, listen." "My girlfriend is an amazing photographer..." "... and she's looking for interesting work." "I thought maybe you would know someone." "Oh, sure." "My brother, he works at Newsweek." "I'm sure he could fix her up with a job like that." "Okay, if you don't wanna help me, fine, all right?" "But you don't have to be sarcastic." "I wasn't being sarcastic." "This is how I talk." "My brother works at Newsweek." "I'll give him a call." "Okay, well, that'd be great." "I mean, I really, really like this girl." "We're having an amazing time together." "That sounds great." "The most important thing to me is that your personal life is going well." "Oh, thank you." "That time I was being sarcastic." "Hey, Alex." "I heard about your divorce." "I'm really sorry." "Thanks, Howard." "Since we're both single, maybe you and I could" "Oh, God." "Is this my future?" "That's not a no." "Okay!" "Alex, come in here." "I have got a tape that is guaranteed to cheer you up." "Oh, what is it?" "Oh, it's an after-school special starring Joey Tribbiani..." "... asa Russianexchangestudent having a hard time fitting in." "Melissa, will you go to prom with me?" "Sorry, Boris, but you just don 't fit in." "It gets better." "This is where his accent turns to French." "Why are you so rude to me?" "Come on." "I'm sorry." "Maybe I'm a lost cause." "No, you're not." "I have to go to brunch with Michael's girlfriend  butI promiseIwillfind something to snap you out of this." "Michael's got a girlfriend?" "Yeah, I'm meeting her for the first time." "He's starting a relationship?" "I'm gonna die alone." "Hey, Howard likes you." "I'm so excited to meet Lorraine." "She is real, right?" "We're not at some random person's house?" "Yes, she's real." "Hey, Michael." "Hi." "Come on in." "Hi." "Hi." "It's so nice to meet you, Lorraine." "Oh, no, I'm not Lorraine." "I'm Tanya." "I didn't know Lorraine had a sister." "No, Tanya's Lorraine's daughter." "Hey, you." "Hi." "Oh, hello, you must be Gina." "You must be kidding." "Well, hello there, gorgeous." "Hi." "I went to that interview that your agent set me up with." "Thank you so much." "Hey, come on." "You're Joey Tribbiani's girlfriend." "There are some perks." "I can get you Clipper tickets if you give me a month's notice  and don't care what team they're playing." "Joey, they offered me a job." "Oh, my God." "That's so awesome." "Yeah." "Hey." "All right." "Might I suggest we celebrate with a game of erotic hide-and-go-seek?" "A hint." "I'll be on the bed and naked." "Good luck." "Wait." "The job's in Washington, D.C." "They want me to move in a week." "But, Sara..." "... you're hot." "Washington, D.C.?" "I can't believe this is happening." "We're having such a good time." "I know." "The timing's terrible, but it's such a huge opportunity." "I mean, it would be like if you got a chance to work with" "Who's your favorite actor?" "Sir Anthony Hopkins." "The Rock." "Things might be different if we were further along in our relationship, but... ." "I mean, we don't know where this is going." "Do we?" "Do you?" "No, I don't." "Look, I don't wanna be the guy who stands in the way of your career." "So, what are we gonna do?" "I guess you should take this job." "Yeah." "Yeah." "What do we do until I leave?" "I mean..." "... themoretimewespendtogether, the sadder it's gonna get." "We could have a long, drawn-out goodbye..." "... orwecoulddothesmart thing  and end it now." "Long, drawn-out goodbye it is." "Yeah." "I'm gonna go get started on brunch." "Can I get you a coffee?" "Yes, a vodka would be great." "You know, I love your purse." "It's very hip." "I could never pull something off like that." "It's too young for me." "Worried about the purse, are you, Lorraine?" "Mom." "I'm sorry." "So how did you two meet?" "Well, I manage the bookstore at Caltech..." "... andI noticedMichaelcomingaround a lot, even on Saturday nights." "So I started to suspect that he was coming for something other than books." "I was wrong." "But a connection was made, and here we are." "We have so much in common." "I'm so very happy to have found Michael." "And I'm very happy for you." "After all, all the best men of your generation were lost to war." "Okay, Mom" "No, Michael, it's all right, really." "Gina, I know why my age might make you feel uncomfortable..." "... butMichaelandI have a really nice time." "We go to museums, we take nature walks." "We watch Cagney and Lacey reruns together." "How's that vodka coming, Tanya?" "Bobbie, you got my girlfriend a job in Washington, D.C.?" "I can't believe you." "What were you thinking?" "That's what you wanted, to get rid of her." "No, I don't want her to move." "I really like her." "I told you that." "I gotta be honest." "I probably only listen to half the things you say to me." "Then I just say stuff to keep the conversation moving." "What?" "Are you serious?" "That sounds great." "Let's do it." "I can't believe you were so rude to Lorraine." "I thought I was very respectful." "You asked her if she was in Cocoon." "You look me in the eye and tell me she doesn't look like Jessica Tandy." "She's 45, Mom." "God." "She's old." "That's what's wrong with her." "Boy, I didn't see that one coming." "You know, I slept with a woman twice my age once." "She was one of my teachers." "I got an A in that class." "That's how they caught her." "I'm not sleeping with her." "What does it matter how old Lorraine is?" "I like her." "What's wrong with women your age?" "They don't know what they want." "They're always playing games." "With Lorraine, I get to skip all that." "She knows who she is." "She doesn't have time for any of that nonsense." "That's because she's gonna die soon." "Hey, I'm looking for something to cheer Alex up." "You still have that singing plastic fish?" "That was supposed to sing?" "It scared the hell out of me." "I smashed it with a hammer." "I was really counting on that fish." "Don't worry." "Just go check your e-mail." "I sent you a video of a cat going to town on this dude's crotch." "Okay." "Hey, you okay?" "You've been up here all day." "I'm just bummed about Sara." "I can't believe I'm losing her to a stupid magazine." "Joey, why don't you just ask Sara to stay?" "I can't do that." "We're not far enough into this thing." "Well, why don't you move the relationship forward?" "Like how, ask her to move in or something?" "No, not that." "That's too big." "Yeah." "But have you told her that you love her?" "No." "I mean, I've only said that to a woman once before, and it blew up in my face." "We were living together, she was pregnant with my best friend's baby  andsheendedupwith him." "Yeah, that did blow up in your face." "Joey, I mean, the only thing that matters is, do you love Sara?" "I don't know." "Maybe." "I think so." "Boy, if it was me, I'd roll the dice and say it." "If not, you're always gonna wonder if saying it would've kept her here." "Maybe you're right." "I know I don't tell you this often  but it's nice to have someone I can share my feelings with." "It means a lot to me." "You can't tell Sara you love her, but this Vagina Monologue just pours out of you?" "Good talk." "Michael, what are you doing here?" "Oh, I really wish you'd called." "Why, you got another man over here or something?" "Michael." "What, you do?" "We make out, and it's on to the next young stud?" "Baby, the hot tub is cooling off." "Professor Brightwiser." "Hello, Michael." "So, what, you think you can just move in on my girlfriend, huh?" "This is" " This is awkward." "Yeah." "Well, I hope it won't affect your decision to be my research assistant." "If you mean falsifying data to justify your half-baked theses, then sign me up." "Michael, please." "There's no need to attack anyone's data." "Spencer, can you give us a minute?" "Of course." "Lorraine, what's going on?" "I guess I should've told you about Spencer..." "... butI thoughtthatyou knew that what you and I had..." "... thatitcouldneverbethatserious." "Why not?" "Because I'm a lot older than you." "I mean, I'm older than your mother." "It's not your fault my mom was a slutty teen." "I'm sorry, Michael." "I love being with you." "But if you want a serious relationship..." "... thenyouneedtobe with someone more your own age." "So I'll see you at the bookstore?" "I think I'll take my business elsewhere." "We're having a sale on physics textbooks." "I'll see you Monday morning." "Sara." "Hi." "Okay, look, I have something to tell you..." "... and it's not the kind of thing that's easy for me to say, so... ." "I know you want this job." "And I don't know if this gonna change anything..." "... butbeforeyougo,  I want you to know that..." "... Imaybe falling" "No, I am falling" " I mean... ." "I... ." "I love you too." "You do?" "Yeah." "Hey, that feels nice." "This is so awesome." "So you're gonna stay?" "You're not." "Is it because I didn't actually say it?" "Because I can get there, I swear." "Oh, God." "God, this is so confusing." "I mean, I love you." "And you love me." "And I wanna stay with you, but this job... ." "God, it's just" " It's the kind of work that I've always wanted to do, you know." "I mean, I don't know what I'm supposed to do." "Move in with me." "What?" "You wanna know where this is going?" "That's where it's going." "Move in with me." "Joey, that's huge." "There's no way this is not gonna make you laugh." "For the fifth day..." "... thatangrysquirrelhas kept Howard from getting to his car." "Oh, Gina, I appreciate this, but you can't force me to be happy." "When I'm ready to laugh again, I will." "Hey." "Hey." "Well, Lorraine dumped me." "Oh, my God." "What happened?" "She's seeing another man." "Oh, honey..." "... Iknowyouthought you'd get to skip the hard parts  but you can't, even with a woman who's 45." "You're dating a 45-year-old woman?" "I was until she started seeing Professor Brightwiser." "Professor Brightwiser?" "How old is he?" "I don't know, 65, 70." "Yeah, you laugh, but Professor Brightwiser gets all the women." "Ever since he got his hip replaced, he's been unstoppable." "Oh, that's perfect." "I'm not gonna die alone." "I have you." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"