"A woman's wedding should be the most blissful and important event in her life" "But our weddings ended up destroying our bond" "Yes." "We joined the TV show not only to win the honeymoon trip." "but also to prevent the other from winning" "Husband, you're mine!" "Get out of my way!" "Marry me!" "Please!" "No" "Get back here!" "Thanks to all the pretty brides-to-be for joining us today" "Bride Wars" "How explosive will your wedding be?" "Tell us your marriage story!" "Every week, the two fiercest brides will battle head-to-head!" "The winner will go on an all-inclusive trip to Italy!" "To explore the romantic Verona, birthplace of Romeo and Juliet" "But only the fiercest and most astute contestant" "Will be able to claim our Grand Prize" "Earn it if you yearn it!" "Let's welcome Bride-to-be #1 and her wild story" "Hi everyone!" "I'm #1" "People call me Ma Li, The Hot Chili" "Hi everyone." "I'm He Jing" "People call me..." "He Jing" "What exactly is your relationship?" "Rivals!" "Love rivals, fighting over the same guy?" "!" "No." "We're fighting over our wedding" "Over your wedding?" "Ladies and gentleman!" "Our show is off to a dramatic start already!" "Tell us your story!" "Before we were rivals, not only were we BFFs, but till-death-do-us-part-BFFs" "I remember when i was 11-years-old, my parents sent me to a performing arts school in Chengdu" "Dad!" "I don't want to learn dancing anymore!" "Don't leave me!" "All parents have high expectation for their kids" "I didn't actually want to leave home" "Have some chocolate!" "My mom says that chocolate will always cheer you up" "That was the first time i met her" "I'm He Jing." "And you?" "I'm Ma Li" "Let's be friends!" "No!" "Let's be the best of friends!" "From that day on, we were inseparable" "We ate and danced together" "W were each other's mental support" "We attended our very first wedding at the Garden of Romance" "It was unforgettable!" " Let me go first!" " I want to go first too!" "Please!" "Just let me be first!" "Okay!" "That moment cast a spell on us teenage girls" "A perfect marriage could only start with a wedding there" "When we grow up, let's get married there" "Sure!" "I can't put this on!" "Use this!" " It's beautiful!" " I'll help you put it on" "Time flew by quickly, and soon we graduated" "You still stuck together as best friends afterwards?" "That's right." "We lived together after graduating" "I believe every girl who learns ballet aspires to be the White Swan one day" "But reality always reduces one's dreams to wishful fantasies" "Ma Ling and I never became great ballet dances" "Now i'm just a dance teacher, but Ma Li completely gave up on dancing" "She runs her own business now" "Born a Virgo, she's a perfectionist!" "She can't tolerate any "dislikes"" "Honey, "Like" us after your purchase!" "(Like!" ")" "Yeah!" "We endured penniless winters together." "without any heating" "Whenever we fell out of love, it feels like we both had a bad case of the flu" "In fact, the best breakup cure for a woman is..." "Shopping!" "Women as aspecies must surrender to desire" " Max out credit cards" "Gorge on gourmet delicacies" "Watch two epic tear-jerkers back-to-back" "Then sleep for twenty hours straight" "That's how to best relieve post-breakup symptoms" "With a BFF, the length of the recovery period is halved" "Reduced to three days max!" "On the fourth day, when you wake up." " Treat yourself to a sauna" " Get a manicure" " Change your hairstyle" " Try on new outfits" "Be reborn!" "Once again, the world belongs to us, she's no longer bound to any one man" "until she finds..." "The One meant for her" "Are you alright?" "So handsome!" "Why photograph me?" "You have the face of a movie star" "Gorgeous" "There are only two kinds of love" "Instant frenemies, or love at first sight" "I'm runnin'" "Let the wind and the sun in" "We gotta get our fun in" "So many things to do" "Then when i see you" "The others they all wanna be you" "You smile at the ground and you seem to" "Shuffle your feet to the beat" "We are all skipping to the sound, oh baby" "Look at what we've found... we found" "(Kevin loves Jing forever!" ")" "Cool runnin'" "We a hummin'" "And i'm a lovin'" "What we've found... we found" "So." "You." "Want me to show" "How far will i go" "To find my way to you" "I'll be climbing" "Step by step to be finding" "Your smile just like a diamond" "Cupid has been kind to us these past few years" "They were the happiest days of our lives" "But time can also be cruel" "And soon we reached the age to marry" "When are we starting?" "Now!" "Now!" "Ready?" "Ready!" "This card means?" "You will get divorced at least three times!" "No way!" " Just three times?" " Only three times?" "Your turn!" "No big deal!" "Not lucky in love!" "It basically says you'll never get married" "Sometimes i think being a spinster wouldn't be so bad" "A spinster?" "No way!" "Maybe you can marry me!" "(Mom calling)" "Mom?" "Li, you're already 28!" "When are you getting married?" "(Dad calling)" "Hey, dad" "Jing, listen to your father." "You must marry this year" "What?" "Listen to me." "If you don't get married... you'll..." "Tell her that i cunsulted a feng-shui master" "Your mom consulted a feng-shui master" "Your dad's health... is ailing" "If you don't get married by the age of 28" " you'll..." " Have terrible karma!" "You'll have bad karma and be alone forever!" "Really?" "Yes!" "Get out there and get yourself married" "Or you'll become expired yogurt." "Who's gonna eat you up?" "Jing, I spent the whole night thinking about it" "Yogurt only tastes good after you've let it age and ferment." "right?" "Yes." "That's fair enough" "Maybe we should propose to our boyfriends" "No way!" "We'll lose face!" "Is face that important?" "Of course!" "You can break your neck, but never lose face!" "Never!" "Don't you know that?" "Not again" "I swear, I'll blow up the next person that sends me a wedding invitation" "The fifth time this month!" "We're now certified bachelorettes" "That's way too extravagant" "Are you kidding?" "Everyone in the universe, welcome to this most romantic exquisite wedding" "On behalf of the bride and groom," "I express thier gratitude to all of today's guests" "Quick!" "Now!" "Time to get to work!" "Brothers!" "Their happiness depends on us to kickstart it" "Happiness will surely follow" "So overdone!" "So cheesey!" "Stop!" "All the single ladies, please step forward!" "Are you anxiously looking for a husband?" "Be brave and line up!" "Come on!" "Don't be shy!" " Are you ready?" " Are you ready?" "It's mine!" " Are you alright?" " Still alive?" " Are you okay?" " Can you get up?" "What should we do now?" "We've got the bouquet" "Does that mean they'll propose soon?" "Didn't we get half each?" "Maybe it's a message from above instructing us..." "To propose to our boyfriends?" "Let's do it!" "Go!" "Go!" "(Be my hubby!" ")" "(Be my hubby!" ")" "(Be my hubby!" ")" "(Be my Hubby!" ")" "(Be my hubby!" ")" "(Be my hubby!" ")" "(Be my hubby!" ")" "Help me!" "Help!" "Jing!" "Jing!" "Are you alright?" "I'm not dead?" "Don't be silly!" "Of course you're not" "If I die, I can't be with you" "Jing." "Don't be silly." "Okay?" "Don't die!" "I haven't married you yet!" "You're marrying me?" "Yes, I am" "No turning back!" "Guaranteed!" "Okay!" "Deal!" " What deal?" " Deal!" "Deal!" "Luo Dan, you have 13 seconds to decide" "I'm marrying you." "Silence means you agree" "13!" "You agree?" "!" "Keep your word!" "All of you are our witnesses!" "The pineapple buns are on me today!" "(Getting married!" ")" "Okay!" "Perfect pose!" "Gorgeous!" "You see her?" "She's my bride!" "Hey." "Eyes on your own bride!" "Hello, Dad" "Li, have you told your husband about the 1million wedding dowery?" "1 million?" "!" "Dad, that's too much." "His family isn't rich" "Half a million is the bottom line, Okay?" "Maybe not a villa, but a one-bedroom downtown apartment is the minimum, right?" "Dad, are you selling your own daughter?" "I don't care if he has a condo, a car, or cash" "Even if he only has his boxer shorts left, i'll be his husband!" "I mean, wife!" "Dad, i'm hanging up now" "I'm busy!" "Busy!" "Bye-bye!" "Honey, where's my lunchbox?" "Right here." "I've made your favorite sweet and sour pork" "Let's go!" "Boss," "I heard you're getting married" "This is my wedding gift to you (Prenuptial Aggrement)" "I have one small life goal to not get divorced in this lifetime" "Have you heard about our boss's fiancee, that Ms. He?" "Flat-chested!" "Can't even dance" "I hear she has the most vulgar taste" "Can't believe our boss picked her" " Unbelievable!" " Oh my god" "Miss" "Hey" "We're here" "Hubby!" "Oh you're here." "You suprised me" "What are you up to?" "(Prenuptial Agreement)" "Working on the blueprint for the new hotel" "To be honest, these guys' designs never match my standard" "Not even for the client" "Honey, I'm drawing up a design for our new home, but some more changes are needed" "Why?" "Don't you think our living room is a bit small?" "As brides-to-be, we should have been marching towards happiness" "But thanks to a lousy wedding planner, we got derailed" "Are they trustworthy?" "What kind of name is "Love Limited"?" "My friend recommended them. 20% discount" "That should ease Luo Dan's burden, right?" "Hey, I'll pay for it if he can't afford it!" "That's what gender equality means" "What i mean is earning money isn't easy for everyone" "Have you got pre-wedding jitters?" "Welcome!" "Welcome to the worlds best wedding planning company" "And I am the best wedding planner on Earth" "Please call me Sir..." "Alexander!" " Nice to meet you!" " Take a seat!" "Oh yes!" "We're not called Love Limited" "It's LOVE!" "..." "Limited" "Please!" "I've read your profiles." "Your both getting married this year" "Nice" "Both of you want to book the Garden of Romance" "Very nice!" "But..." "I'm sorry to tell you... completely impossible!" "This is the hottest year for weddings" "The Garden of Romance was booked up 3 years ago" "No!" "Getting married there was our childhood dream" "Non-negotiable!" "If you were asking anybody, it would be impossible." "But..." "Fortunately, you found me!" "Sir Alexander!" "I have precisely two slots available" "One is on June 10." "The other one is three times the price!" "Because it's on May 20 520!" "Wo-ai-ni!" "I love you!" "I want it!" "Such financial abandonment!" "I love you girls already" "You need to discuss with your fiances first?" "No need!" "Great!" "So who is taking June 10?" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, Scissors!" " I won!" " I should have played "rock"" "Ma Li, emotions are just like this blouse" "If it gets dirty, dry it out in the sun and all's well" "Being a June bride is good too" "My sun won't shine without 520" "The sky will be gloomy forever" "I want 520 too, but..." "Okay, you can have it 520 is a bit expensive for me anyway" "I'll be the June bride" "Really?" "You're giving it to me?" "!" "Swipe it!" "520 is mine!" "A good day like 520 deserves a beautiful bride like you" "(Over limit." "Please contact card center)" "Your credit card is over it's limit!" "Impossible!" "Take a look!" "Swipe mine!" "You're paying for her?" "That's a lot of money" "Oh." "You really are best friends" "From that day on, wedding preperations became our life" "Invitation card designs, creating wedding hall ambience," "Table arrangements, the selection of music." "Even the choice of wedding candies." "There were so many decisions" "Of course, the holy grail, that special something that makes or breaks the wedding is the dress" "For most women, a wedding dress is more than just a gown it's her teenage dream come true, a symbol of happiness, an extravagant luxury, and most of all a priceless piece of art" "This is so perfect!" "Diamond waistline!" "Low-cut, waist-slimming, 10 chiffon layers." "Try it on!" "Gorgeous." "So stunning!" "It suits you perfectly!" "But there's a snag" " What snag?" " Come here" "I'm missing some weight on my chest" "Can it be altered?" "This dress is a handmade, limited edition" "I'm sorry, we can't make alterations" "What a pity!" "It suits you perfectly" "Look at this" "Ma Li, try it on!" " No!" " Come on!" " You picked it first" " It's ok." "You'll look great!" "It looks fantastic on you!" "You're the prettiest bride ever!" "Really?" "Super stunning!" "Maybe it's not right for me" "Let's look at some other brands" "The two happiest decisions in a woman's life are... the right husband, the right wedding dress" "This is your chance" "Congratulations!" "You are our10,000th bride" "We can give you a 50% discount on this limited edition!" "Yes!" "I'm taking it!" "Thank you!" "Alexander is calling you" " Hello?" " Yes?" " What?" " What?" "Sorry" "What happened?" "We've made a terrible mistake" "This is the biggest blunder LOVE!" "Limited has ever made" "Say it!" "We only booked one wedding slot, May 20th" "What?" "!" "What can we do?" "What's your problem?" "We are so sorry!" "If apologies could fix everything, why do we need laws?" "Let me explain" "Your credit card was maxed out" "So, you swipe hers" "My assistant Nana thought that one card meant one wedding" "By the time I noticed, the Garden of Romance had given June 10th away" "Any other dates left?" "Dec 7th" " No problem!" "I'll take it" " Dec 7th is good too!" "I'll take Dec 7th!" "Isn't December a bit cold?" "No problem." "I'm taking it!" "It's actually Dec 7th in three years time" "What?" " Jing, Jing." "It's okay" " No!" "A master said" "I must marry this year or die alone!" "I'll marry you" "Marry yourself!" "Me too!" "My dad's health is getting worse!" "I need to cheer him up" "I'll be your dad!" "Be your own dad!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "I'm just kidding!" "This is definitly our fault" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Don't forget!" "I am Sir Alexander!" "I'll come up with a solution, okay?" "What solution?" "Nana!" "What solution?" "Nana!" " Get back in here!" " How could you do that?" "Jing, you love European romanticism, right?" "You and Kevin could have a wedding in Europe" "Makes sense for a cultured couple like you" "His parents are very traditional." "A formal Chinese wedding is a must" "Mum's master said that" "I must get married this year" "I don't want to worry her" "True..." "How's your 520 wedding going?" "Over budget yet?" "What is I take the May 20th slot from you?" " No way" " Excuse me, ladies!" "I'm already promoting that date on my online store" "All of my products will have a mega sale on that day" "Awesome." "Profiting from your wedding!" "It was smart of you to switch to business" "Why do you sound so mean?" " Do I?" " Yes" " You think too much" " You think too little" "In what way?" "My dad's health is getting worse." "He's really sick" "I must cover his medical bills and still make the wedding perfect" "You think that's easy for me?" "It's a rare chance to cheer my parents up" "Is your dad actually sick?" "What's that suppose to mean?" "!" "You think I'd use my dad as an excuse?" "Remember our friendship contract?" "Fights won't break us." "Arguments won't split us." "No deception!" "We've been friends for more than ten years." "You still don't get me?" "Right, right." "Okay, okay" "Calm down!" "Both of us should come to our senses and... think of the perfect solution" "Jing, do you want to try this restaurant's chocolate cake?" "Remember you told me that girls should eat more chocolate" "More chocolate, more happiness" "More happiness, more radiance" "I'm so annoyed" "Does Ma Li think I'll give in to her again?" "Why hasn't Jing contacted me?" "It's been a few days" "Actually, we can get married in Hainan Island" "No!" "You've been friends with Ma Li for so long" "You know she always wants to win" "And you have a serious case of "nice girl syndrome"" "Is it that serious?" "Terminal stage." "Incurable" "I know he best!" "He Jing is too generous" "She always puts others before herself" "How about you?" "Sometimes I think we need to take a step back" "Why does it always have to be me?" "!" "This is once in a lifetime for me." "No way" "It's Ma Li's Dad" "Congratulations, Jing!" "Thank you, Uncle!" "Hello Auntie!" "Congratulations." "Jing Told me you're getting married" "Thank you, Auntie!" "Jing is getting married too." "Congratulations to you, Auntie!" "Ma Li said you were not feeling well." "Are you getting better?" "Don't listen to her!" "I just won a martial arts championship!" "How could I be sick?" "I see..." "Good to know" "She said you had her fortune told" "She must marry this year or be single forever" "Single forever?" "She must be kidding!" "I never had her fortune told" "Oh!" "Great!" "Bye!" "Ma Li, you phoney!" "Single forever!" "How dare He Jing lie to me for her wedding!" "How could she use her father like that?" "She's gone too far!" "She;s never lied to me before!" "Check please!" "You finally revealed your true self, you liar!" "You remember our friendship contract?" "Fights won't break us." "Arguments won't split us." "No deception!" "Have you kept your promise?" "Are you really asking me that?" "Stop pretending!" "You are the liar!" "You're the hypocrite" "Oh right, not everybody can handle the perfect wedding dress" "Women lacking curves can only stare with envy" "Not everybody can afford the perfect diamond wedding ring" " My fiance got me this" " Stunning!" "VVS1 clarity." "Color grade E 3.5 carats!" "Come on!" "Weddings are about happiness, not showing off!" "Luo Dan has given up everything to give me the perfect wedding" "Have you heard this before?" "The first man has $100,000 and gives you it all" "The second man has $1,000,000 but only gives you $100,000" "Who would you marry?" "The first one" "Luo Dan is the first type" "I'm afraid Kevin is the second" "Don't judge my happiness with your limited brain cells" "True." "I should use all my brain cells to plan my wedding" "Congratulations" "May 20th." "Wo-ai-ni." "I love you" "The best day of the year." "Everyone must come" " All of you have to come!" " Must come!" "Save the date." "Please come" "No, this is a mistake" "You too" "Didn't we agree to wait?" "Agreements mean nothing to a liar!" "Ma Li, shame on you!" "You betrayed our friendship, Stop pretending!" "Jing, you're shameless, ruthless, brainless and flat-chested!" "Don't forget that i grew up eating chillies" "You think I'm easily scared?" "I've always given in to you." "But not anymore" "Listen!" "Ma Li!" "From today onwards, I'm done with you!" "I'm going to arrange my own wedding." "This is a declaration of war!" "You haven't won since we were kids" "This won't be any different!" "Come on!" "Music!" "You're giving up already?" "You don't even have a venue for your wedding!" "Alexander!" "I'm confirmed for 520!" "I'll never let you have it!" "You gave it to me already!" "It's on my credit card!" "Who cares?" "All that matters is the bride's name!" "And it's me Ma Li!" "So?" "I'm telling you I'm getting married too" "This is a once in a lifetime!" "I won't give in!" "Let's see what you've got" "Bring it on!" " Change it!" " Give it to me!" "Give it back!" "You can't change it here!" "Stop!" "I have a solution!" " It's all your fault!" " Quiet!" "Look at me!" " Gross" " What's that?" "Can't two BFFs remain calm in my office?" "Have faith in me!" "I'm Sir Alexander!" "There's only one venue, but I can magically fit everyone inside" "Both os you will have your own show" "Compromising is fine" "But we are no longer BFFs!" "I didn't ask you to move out" "Your husband pays the rent." "We don't want to owe you anything" "Actually, I think the same date and the same hotel is good" "Yes, I agree" "We should sit down and discuss it" " There's no need to fight" " You don't get it" "I paid for this dress too, you can't take it away" "I bought it" " It's mine" " It's mine" " Honey" " Stop it." "Don't fight" "It's yours now." "Yours!" " We don't want it anymore" " Stop!" "You're making things worse" " You're the one making it worse" " This cup was from that time you got dumped" "Watch out" "Sorry" "ROMEO AND JULIET, Special limited edition" "We queued 3 hours for it!" "Don't fight." "Stop!" "Let go!" "They tore it" "Keep it!" "Keep it!" "This picture." "You want it or not?" "I want it too" "Your masterpiece" "Why did you make it so ugly?" "Because your face is so huge" "Don't you know your face is huge?" "Leave it" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Come on!" "Go on." "But once you leave, don't ever come back!" "My teddy bear" "Take it with you" "I wish you the worst wedding in the world!" "Take care of your own wedding" "Are you threatening me?" "Who could threaten you?" "Remember?" "You are Super Ma-Li-o" " We'll see" " We'll see" "Leave" "She really left" "Gone" "You" "(Fights won't break us." "Arguments won't split us)" "(No Deception!" "Friends forever!" ")" "Will we still be best friends in 10 years?" "Let's make a promise contract on our graduation certificates" "(Fights won't break us." "Arguments won't split us." "No deception!" ")" "(Friends forever!" ")" "Our relationship was like a hand-knit sweater, so entwined, just pulling on a single thread could unravel it" "Because we are now at war and our common friends don't want to take side so there's now a maid of honor crisis" "It's been so long, I've missed you so much!" "No, not a mere bridesmaid." "Maid of honor!" "I'm getting married!" "Who am I?" "I sat in front of you in 6th grade, remember?" "I was voted the prettiest girl in class. you were the ugliest" "Hello?" "So forgetful!" "Yes, yes, yes" "You're my uncle's wife's cousin's cousin's daughter" "Of course you're at the top of my list for maid of honor" "Widowed!" "Delivery service!" "Bro Xiaorou!" "You look handsome today!" "But you're 5 hours late" "Who told you to move?" "I'm not blaming you." "Don't be so sensitive" "You better not be!" "Being a courier is not a safe job for a hot guy like you" "I'm strong!" "Sis Xiaobai!" "You have the best figure I've seen" "But I think you need a maid of honor dress to best show it off" "Why do I need it?" "Because I'm getting married!" "I just got dumped." "You know that" "Now you're flaunting your own happiness." "So inconsiderate?" "Maid of honor?" "Any perks?" "Higher pay and better benefits" "No dress!" "You have to!" "No dress!" "But I might look more gorgeous than you" "Maid of honor is a really difficult job" "The bride's job is to clear the way for her maid of honor!" "So sincere?" "Throw in two crates of fine wine" "It's a deal!" " Deal!" " Okay!" "Welcome to LOVE!" "Limited's exclusive area for VVVIPs" " For real?" "!" " Come with me!" "Welcome to LOVE!" "Limited's finest wine cellar" "Choose your favorite wine!" "It's killing me..." "It's crazy" "Wait, wait, wait..." "This one" " I also highly recommend these two" " Wonderful" "Try whatever you want today" " This is good" " But..." " I'll give you a "like"" "all the wines you try will be put on your bill" "We've picked the red wine" "We've made a decision." "No need for the white, or for beer" " No need" " Okay" "No problem" "Just let me know your final decision" " Yes, sure" " Oh, one more thing" "A little hiccup with the music." "DJ Bulldog isn't available" "But why?" "He agreed to come" "Another client outbid you, so he's spinning for them instead" "But I'm not at liberty to disclose the client's name" "Obviously it's Super Ma-Li-o!" "Excuse me." "I have to take this call" "Hello, Yes!" " I've been waiting for you!" " I'm here!" "I'm here!" "Sorry to keep you waiting!" "Come here!" "We'll check out the cakes, the cakes!" "I thought we were looking at the wines?" " No" "Cake first." "Cake first!" "The cakes will melt, Come on, they're waiting!" "Welcome to LOVE!" "Limited's cake world" "Pick the perfect cake for your perfect wedding!" "Everything you see is edible!" "Even this?" "That's me." "Are you so cruel as to eat me?" "Go on!" "Take a bite!" "Try it all!" "These are baked especially for us by 1001 Bakery." "They're amazing!" "Delicious!" "How did you know Ma Li stole DJ Bulldog?" "Because I'm a woman!" "And what's a woman's best trait?" "Intuition!" "Right!" "I think so too" "Jing, don't listen to that alcoholic" "What did you say?" "Who else would need a DJ on the same day?" "What are you doing?" "Stop it" "DJ Bulldog can't come" "Great." "He was too expensive anyway!" "So today, just pick any cake you like" "What does He Jing's cake look like?" "Take care of your own wedding." "Pick a cake that you really like!" "I don't care!" "My cake just has to be different from hers!" "I want a 7-tier white chocalate cake with petals and black truffle embellishments" "Excellent choice." "Don't worry!" "She would never pick such a lavish cake" "She said she wants a cake that is minimal but not too simple" "Try whatever you want, but all the cakes you try today will go on your bill" "Let me just check on something" "Drop it." "Stop eating!" "She knows I love that DJ." "Why would she do this to me?" "Does she really think she is Super Ma-Li-o shooting fireballs?" "What he said must've come from He-Jing" "The tone, phrasing, vocabulary." "Everything is so He-Jing" "She must be talking behind my back" "If she is Super Ma-Li-o, you should be Wonder He Jing." "Okay?" "Wonder He Jing!" "Indeed she's just jealous" "She's jealous of my eloquence, body, brains, and big breasts" "That's what she calls being best friends forever?" " So true!" " This is too much!" "Ma Li, you are so cruel." "I'll show you no mercy!" " I'm going to take her down!" " For sure!" "I said stop eating, okay?" "Honey." "Don't waste your energy." "It's time for bed" "Just a second" "He Jing, we'll see who's stronger" "Hurry up and tear off my clothes!" "Master, I'm coming!" "What are you doing dear?" "I'm sorting through the bills" "Morning, honey!" "What are you doing, sweetie?" "Take a guess!" "He Jing!" "Miss!" "Where are you going?" "Inside" "I can't let you enter without a membership card" "I just stepped out, but left my bag inside" "Oh, please go in" "Thank you" "Miss He, I'm going to give you the ultimate skincare procedure" "I need to be the most beautiful bride ever... to crush Ma Li under my foot!" "No problem." "Count on me" "I will make you the prettiest bride in the world" "We can do that!" "Let's begin" "Sorry to keep you waiting" "How do you want your hair done?" "I want your best hair treatment" "My hair needs to glow like the sun on my wedding day!" "No problem!" "Give me a minute to check the palette" "He Jing!" "You and I are going to finish this here!" "I was just returning the favor!" "Smurflette!" "If you lose..." "If you lose, no wedding" "Remember what you're saying!" " Fight, honey!" " Fight, honey!" "Don't be like that, sweetie" "Right" "Don't punch my face." "Tomorrow is my wedding phot shoot" "Remember to smile" "Hey, men are nothing more than props in wedding photos, transfixed by their brides" "Better to be a prop than an ATM machine" "I hunt for money every day." "I'm more pathetic" "Honey..." "You're a righteous man" "Stop playing around with him" "You punched his face!" " Sorry, that wasn't deliberate" " I said "avoid the face"" "If we win, we get married, come on!" "Go for the groin" "I've seen your condition before" "You have pre-marital phobia" "Just admit defeat and you'll be healed!" "Yours is called pre-marital money deficiency" "Surrender to me and you'll never be broke again!" "Honey, fight!" "Goodbye, Miss!" " Goodbye" " Goodbye!" "Hi, Principal!" "Since you got engaged, you're always late or calling in sick" "Your face even turned red, scaring off our students" "I've cancelled all your classes!" "Principal..." "Are you firing me?" "Glorified retirement!" "Please!" "Please don't fire me..." "I've already lost my best friend" "I can't lose my job too!" "You still have a good husband!" "I've lost my job" "I've lost my best friend" "My life is a huge mess" "Just cry it out when you're sad" "Ma Li used to say that too" "I feel so lonely right now" "I'm here, Jing!" "Come over here, Ma Li!" "We always hugged each other when there was a thunderstorm" "But now..." "Have you broght your graduation certificates with you?" "Going from BFF's to complete strangers just because of a wedding" "I honestly feel that it's too big a price to pay" "Look at each other and see where you've ended up" "Look at each other" "How could you say that you used to be till-death-do-you-part-BFFs?" "It means that when her stomach hurts" "I immediately know if it's indigestion or her period" "If she meets a new guy," "I can tell if he's her real target, or she just needs his help" "I hate whoever she hates!" "I go whereever she wants to go!" "I made it though the darkest days, because of her" "I feel less lonely, because of her" "We once said, no matter how the world changes... our friendship will remain constant" "What have you done to it?" "You messed up my hair" "You know me, I tore it up in an angry fit" "It's just a piece of paper" "Why are you overreacting?" "Did you hear what she just said?" "Just a piece of paper?" "!" "This is our friendship certificate" "If you don't care about it," "I won't bother to keep mine either" "What a waste of effort!" "Choose who is the winning bride tonight!" "The voting starts now!" "Who will be the champion today?" "Here are the results" "I won!" "I won!" "I won!" "I won Too!" "I won too!" "We only have one prize!" "First come, first served!" "Stop!" "Both of you are disqualified!" "May you live happily never after!" "Leave!" "(He Jing's Secret)" "Honey!" "Have you cooled down yet?" "You're still angry?" "You know what He Jing did?" "The honeymoon trip would have been mine if she hadn't interfered!" "But she didn't win it either" "Give me a smile" "Wait!" "What's wrong with your neck?" "I rubbed it too hard with my towel in the shower." "I'm fine!" "Why is it only one patch?" "Because that part was dirty!" "Oh, I gotta go right now to an outdoor photo shoot!" "Sorry, honey!" "Sorry!" "Help me up!" "Honey, that Super Ma-Li-o is really getting on my nerves" "What does she know about Shakespeare?" "Always trying to one-up me!" "It's alright, honey" "Don't get too angry, the stress is bad for your health" "I want to remain calm too" "But you know how much time I've spent on this wedding" "I know." "I want to help out too" "I really do." "You know that" "But look at my workload today" "If we keep this up, I won't be able to leave until midnight" "I'm sorry, honey" "It's my fault." "I'll help you" "It's alright, honey" "What is this?" "What?" "(Prenumptial Agreement)" "Do you love me?" "Of course I love you" "Why do you love me?" "I get it" "Thank you" "We were once inseperable" "Why have the memories now become teardrops" "Countless sleepless nights" "All i want is to see you in my dream" "I have never realized" "I can't live without you" "I really miss you so" "(Kevin loves Jing forever!" ")" "Why did you turn off your phone?" "But you were able to find me anyway" "Do you know the difference between "like" and "love"?" ""Like" is when you see a beautiful flower, and you just want to pluck it" "But "love" is different" ""Love" is when you see the flower, and you shelter it from the sun, water it every day, and feel the need to protect it, not just..." "For me, true love means you'd do anything for the one you love" "Even being the mud under her feet would be a pleasure" "That is love, and I can make that sacrifice" "That would be smelly" "I'm serious" "Stinky!" "You know, I thought about it for a long time" "I don't want to just make up reasons to please you" "I could come up with many answers" "But I'd just be tricking you with clever words" "Okay." "You asked why I love you" "I feel like..." "No words can explain my love" "All I want to do is be beside you, to see you every day, kiss you before I go to work, kiss you when I return home, kiss you before I go to sleep" "I'm satisfied with kissing you just three times a day" "I don't know what else I can expect" "I understand" "Your coming here proved that you love me" "I'm so anxious lately." "Do I have "premarital-phobia"?" "You'll be cured after the wedding" "Luo Dan!" "Cheating on me before the wedding" "Today I'm going to break your leg!" "(RMB 200 for 10 minutes!" "Let me be your punching bag)" "Remove your panda head!" "Take off your panda head!" "I've paid you!" "You wrote it!" "RBM 200 for 10 minutes" "Take it off!" "Why do you want me to take it off?" "Because I want to tell you..." "I just got dumped!" "Please come back next time" "Do whatever you want" "You're happy, bro?" "Wow Haha" "Handsome, I will lick the cream off you" "Excuse me!" "Get out of my way!" " What are you doing?" " Nobody can touch my husband except me!" "You'll have to go through me!" "Go away!" "What are you looking at?" "I'm sorry!" "I won't act so spoiled anymore" "I promise to be a diligent and frugal wife!" "You'll suffer" "You are my woman." "No matter what it takes," "I'll give you the perfect wedding!" "It's okay." "It's okay" "Where's Jing?" "(Jing, I said something really mean to you)" "Here I am" "You know what to do" "Hurry up!" "Melt it!" "In one go" "Cool" "Bride and groom, bow to one another" " Bow" " Bow" "Now, please pay your respects to your parents" "Parents, please give them the red packets" "Thank you, mom" "Father-in-law" "Thank you, father-in-law" "Shed a tear for happiness!" "Cry!" "Cry?" "But I can't" "You must!" "Cry now!" "Okay..." "I'm crying" "It's okay..." "Be good to my daughter, or I'll kill you!" " Thank you, Mom" " I'm not leaving!" "I'm not leaving!" "Father-in-law, we must go now" "520, Wo-Ai-Ni, I love you," "Is the most romantic day of the year" "Today, we will host two weddings here" "Our toughest, most perilous battle yet!" "So, guard your camps!" "Execute your duties!" "And be on red alert!" "We must give it our all!" "Yes, Sir!" "He Jing's and Ma Li's." "Don't mix them up!" "The Beast Shop has never failed us" "This way..." "This way..." "Come" "Confetti is Ma Li's." "Strobe lights are He Jing's" "Those must be separated." "One bottle for each side!" "Attention!" "Attention!" "This is not a dress rehearsal or a drill!" "This is the real deal!" "Move it!" "Can't even see the blue in your hair anymore!" "No more blue!" "Ma Li, you are the most beautiful bride I've ever seen" "Totally unique!" "Boss, Bride #2 needs you!" "Bride #2 needs you!" "Excuse me" "How's it going?" "Ma Li" "I mean, He Jing" "You're definetly the most beautiful bride I've ever seen" "The most unique!" "Fore sure!" "Boss, guests incoming!" "Any diversion plan?" "Excuse me" " Let's go" " Be quick" "Wow." "Stunning" "Which side is which bride?" "This side is He Jing" "This side is Ma Li" "Let's go 1, 2, 3!" "Dad, Mom!" "Sweetie, you look stunning!" "We've been waiting for theis day, we just didn't tell you" "We didn't want to pressure you" "Not telling me gave me even more pressure" "Jing!" "You look breathtaking today!" "Yes!" "Jing has never let us down" "She takes care of others" "And now someone will take care of her" "You must be feeling full of bliss now, right?" "Actually I'm a bit nervous" "I wish Ma Li were by my side" "You asked me to bring this over" "Thanks, Dad" "This is my weapon of mass destruction for He Jing" "A powerful gift" "Hold it back." "It's time to go" "Oh my god!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Quickly give this to Alexander" "Tell him he's got the wrong DVD" "This is the right one." "Tell him he must play this" "Did you hear me?" " Yes..." " Play this DVD." "Hurry up!" " Didn't you agree on a ceasefire?" " Hurry up!" " Relax" " Oh my!" "They used to be BFFs." "No need to be so cruel!" "You must miss her" "The thing you asked me to do" "What's that?" "It's a secret." "Only Ma Li will know" "T-minus 2 minutes." "Look sharp!" "Can I go outside for a moment?" "I want to see someone" "Now?" "Are you kidding me!" "Time's up!" "Get ready!" "Hand me my phone." "Phone!" "Jing, It's Ma Li" "I said something really mean to you" "I'm sorry." "You know how emotional I get" "I sincerly wish you the most romantic wedding in the world" "Meeting you was the greatest blessing in my life" "Ma Li." "It's a pity that I can't say this to you face-to-face" "I sincerly wish you all the happiness" "Your happiness is my happiness" "I'll always love you" "I'm sorry." "Times up" "I'm the sexiest and wildest queen" "Jing!" "Jing!" "Mayday, Alexander!" "The war is on!" "Tackle her!" "Use whatever means necessary!" "Ma Li!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "How could you do that to me?" " What?" " You switched my wedding video!" "No!" "Look at those two" "Just like when we were kids" "We shouldn't act like this" "Right." "Our weddings deserve more than this" "Jing, I'm sorry" "I swapped your wedding video" "I asked Xiaorou to switch it back, just before the ceremony" "I don't know what happened" "I'm really sorry I ruined your wedding!" "I'm so sorry!" "I'm too obsessed with saving face" "I should apologize too" "Even though we have found" "The best husbands, the perfect edding venue, the prettiest wedding dresses" "Deep down, I still think that without your blessing, I won't be happy at all!" "Jing" "Sorry, hubby!" "Don't apologize to me" "I like you even when you're being unreasonable" "That's what makes you different" "Hey, you look sexy as always when you fight and cry" "I loved your dance moves in the video, give me a private show later" "I heard that!" "Sorry guests." "Please give us two more minutes" "Hurry up!" "Be careful!" " Strobe lights and confetti ready" " Wait!" "Actually, that's not what we want" "Can we cancel them?" "Cancel?" "!" "Of course." "No refunds permitted" "So... what kind of wedding do you want?" "The veil seems to be broken" "This is my wedding gift for you" "The first time I was a bride, a girl pinned it in my hair" "Done" "I have a gift for you too" "Look" "Remember this?" "Are we still best friends?" "Best friends forever" "For the rest of our lives!" " Let's go!" " Sure!" "This wedding has taught me that some friendships never fade away" "Sometimes, you meet someone who'll stand by you no matter what" "We're two lonely city girls, who fell in love and got married together" "We depend on each other for warmth" "We will be lifelong BFFs!" "No, ultimate BFFs till death do us part!" "Stop!" "Bride and groom" "Sorry!" "Both brides and grooms" "Nice to meet you!" "Today, it is my pleasure to be here" "If..." "If... for better or for worst, for richer or for poorer, for... for..." "Are you willing to be... faithful partners... forever?" "Of course" "Okay" "Whatever you just said" "Yes!" "Thank god!" "I hope you accidently end up... together forever!" "Let's party!" "(Subs by Chitown Bigdog)"