"Core the pumpkin and come play." "Halloween, o'happy day." "Halloween o' ha-ppy day." "What are you doing with Salem?" "I heard him screeching." "Very funny." "We were singing a Halloween carol." "Yes!" "Happy Halloween." "I bet you couldn't sleep last night with all the excitement and anticipation?" "I managed." "Well that's not the spirit." "Halloween is our favourite holiday, it's a magical night." "Yes, sing it Zeldy." "Have a jolly-olly-hollo-Halloween." "Please stop singing." "Look, I'm trying okay, I'm going to school in a costume." "Guess who I am?" "Sally Jesse Raphaël." "What, do I need a microphone?" "That is the lamest costume I've ever seen." "It's just a pair of glasses." "There's no foolin' you." "Well if you can do better, be my guest." "There." "Much better." "What did you do?" "Oh man!" "Next up, we are going to talk to a teenage witch and her aunts who take things too far." "Have a jolly-olly-hollo-Halloween." "Have a jolly-olly-hollo-Halloween." "S01 E05 A Halloween Story 10/25/1996" "Hey Sabrina," "I got somethin' for you." "It's kinda last minute but here." "My parents are making me have an Halloween party." "Bummer, next thing you know they'll make you go on a ski trip." "No see my Dad always buys in bulk at these discount clubs and we got a lot of snack food that expire in November." "Oh so that's why it says all food must be eaten by midnight." "I'm thinking about going as James Dean." "I love James Dean." "Yeah, and all I needs a white T shirt, some jeans and somethin' to lean on." "Anyway I was hoping you could come early and help me set stuff up?" "Oh I can't." "I've got a family thing." "My aunts take Halloween very seriously." "I know it's weird." "No, no, my mom's that way about flag day." "Well I wish I could help, I feel really bad." "I've got your invitation Harvey, see you at eight." "Unless you need me to come early and help?" " Sure." " No problem." "Hey, and now you don't have to feel bad." "Please, I have to go to Harvey's party" "No!" "What if I promise to be with the family all thanksgiving?" "We're not big on thanksgiving." "That holiday was started by puritans who weren't exactly witch friendly." "So instead we celebrate a night devoted to little kids dressing up like super-hero's?" "That is not what all hallows eve is all about." "It's a time for remembering the dead." "Oh that sounds like fun." "I just know I'll have a terrible time." "And that's what family gatherings are all about." "D'you think I want to listen to cousin Marigold brag about how married she is and how single I am?" "No." "But we go, because it's tradition." "And Zelda makes me." "And now you're making me?" "See?" "Tradition." "I tell you what." "If we get back in time you can still go to Harvey's party, okay?" "Not okay," "Libby's going early, so unless I'm there from the start" "I may as well go to the Other Realm and never come back." "Can I go to Harvey's party?" "It's so unfair, they can't make me go to the Other Realm." "They made me a cat, you're messing with the wrong crowd." "So there's no way I can go to Harvey's party?" "There might be." "Get your magic book, turn to full body duplication." "what's that?" "You can make a double who looks and acts just like you." "Perfect, I'll send my double to the family thing." "No can do, your aunts'd spot the switch in no time." "Well then my double will hold my place until I can be with Harvey." "Here goes." "Double, double." "Toil and trouble." "Bill Shakspere stole that from us, what a hack." "It didn't work." "Step aside." "Wow!" "Amazing." "It can't talk until you give it something to say and keep in mind it can only say three sentences." "Let me think." "I want my double to be positive because people are always feel positive about positive people." "My tuna's coming up." "So let's start with..." "'I'd love to.'" "I'd love to." "Okay, and I want me to be a good listener so let's try. 'That is so true.'" "That is so true." "And we need a universal truth." "Oh that's easy." "'Mr." "Pool can be so annoying.'" "Mr. Pool can be so annoying." "Well then I guess I'm..." "we're all set, except I need a costume." "Hey I look really cute." "That is so true." "I like me." "Okay, that's Libby, she's really annoying." "Mr. Pool can be so annoying." "Now your mission is to make sure she's never alone with Harvey, okay?" "Go." "Sabrina!" "You're not supposed to be here, you are totally butting in." "That is so true." "Hey Libby, hi Sabrina, you made it!" "You know you look really good as a witch." "Harvey, did you notice I'm dressed as Jackie O?" "Very classy." "D'you guys wanna come in?" "I'd love to." "Great, Sabrina and I'll put out the sodas and Jackie you can fill the bath tub with cheesits." "Yes!" "I'm in." "Come on you three, even with instantaneous transport we're going to be late." "Coming." "Coming." "Salem, you look adorable." "I feel like a Chippendale's cat." "Okay, I'm ready." "You are not going dressed like that." "Well then I guess I'm not going." "Sabrina!" "I know you have something more appropriate." "What about this." "Please, I only wore this dress to make Granny happy, now she's passed away I'm done with it." "Oh come on, it looks sweet on you." "That's what Granny used to say." "Lets get this show on the road." "You look nice Hilda." " Pass the potato's" " Someone's in a hurry." " Happy Halloween." " Hold on." "What colour is my dress?" "Pass the potato's." "Hilda!" "you are in Big trouble." "Stupid double." "Lets go." "Am I the only one looking forward to this?" "Yes." "Are we there yet?" "Wow!" "No wonder my ears popped on the way up." "Oh the Earth looks so full tonight." "Zelda!" "Marigold." "And Hilda." "That outfit always looks so nice on you." "Thank's... wait!" "I see you've brought your cat but no dates?" "No Marigold, we're still not married." "Don't, I'll cry." "Oh and this must be Sabrina." "I'd heard you'd gone to live with your aunts, is it okay?" "Yes, it's fine." "We love having her with us." "Well a niece, it's almost like having a daughter." "My little girl, Amanda, is right here." "You get to sit with her." "Oh goody, we can talk about dolls." "Zelda, Hilda, you'll sit with me and Salem you'll be with the cat." "Swell." "You can all take your seats, I'll check on the consommé or as Hilda would call it, soup." "What's wrong with soup?" "Don't start." "Oh look, uncle Noonie." "Here Sabrina." "Uncle Noonie!" "UNCLE NOONIE!" "I can't believe I have to sit at the kiddie table." "I can't believe I have to sit at the kitty table." "Wait, gimme a sec, M'lady's here." "Who's that?" "Marigold's pet, she thinks her litter box doesn't stink and what a lush." "Oh catnip, don't mind if I do." "Okay, here we go." "Hello Salem." "Hello M'Lady." "Hi Amanda, I'm your cousin, Sabrina." "You better be nice to me or I'll put you in a jar." "Excuse me?" "I put all the people who aren't nice to me in jars." "This is Mr. Altree, he tried to teach me math." "Can he breath in there?" "Yes, I gave him air holes." "Here's a math problem Mr. Altree, five air holes minus one air hole is how many?" "No, please!" "I wanna live." "I wanna live!" "See, nobody likes pop quizzes." "Do you wanna put someone in a jar?" "No, my aunts taught me it's not nice to use magic to hurt other people." "Well my parents let me use magic any time I want and I don't even have to ask." " Brat." " What was that?" "Nothing." "Why do I have to sit by myself, can't I move over one seat?" "No, I'm saving this for my husband." "Poor Harold's been working so much these days" "I'm not sure he'll make it but someone's got to bring home the basudo." "What's wrong with bacon?" " Aunt Zelda, can we go yet?" " Sabrina we just got here." "Don't you walk away from me, I wanna braid your hair." "Did anyone eat anything?" "Deany took a handful of pretzels." "Great, I'd better refill." "Isn't the music kind of loud Harvey?" "I don't know, the neighbours haven't complained." "I'd better go check that out." "Hey, turn it down." "Will you leave me alone?" "Would you stop smiling at me!" "Oh you are such a goody two shoes." "That is so true." "Well at least you admit it." "Y'know I'd like you a lot more if you'd just make fun of people but I suppose you would never do that." "Mr. Pool can be so annoying." "That's a start." "You're going to ruin your dinner." "My parents let me eat ice cream whenever I want, my nanny said it would rot my teeth so I put her in a jar." "You know you should really find other ways of dealing with people." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Just that, you know you don't have to put everyone you don't like in a jar." "That's what my psychologist said, so I put him in a jar." "Brat." "I heard that one." "Slow down M'Lady." "Hey!" "I can handle it." "And that's Harold and me in front of our villa." "You know if either one of you ever has a honeymoon you really must take it in the south of France." "On second thoughts don't wait, I wouldn't want you to miss out." "Excuse me, I'm in no hurry to get married." "That's right, Hilda is single completely by choice because she refuses to settle for any of the losers she's been dating." "And Zelda, what's your excuse?" "Zelda doesn't need an excuse, she's passionate about her intellectual pursuits." "Her love life is all in her head." "Mommy, look what I did." "Is that Sabrina!" "What did you do to her?" "She wouldn't colour with me." "Oh, that is so cute." "Can we please go home now?" ", I'm really not having any fun." "I'll colour with you Amanda, please let me out." "I chose Jackie because, well I sort of see myself as the first lady of Westbridge High." "That is so true." "Thanks." "This party is dying, we've gotta do something." "Oh man, the onion dip is bubbling." "What this party needs is something big, something wild." "I know, someone should streak." "It's fun, it's fast, it's naked." "I'd love to." " You'd streak?" " I'd love to." "Sabrina, this is a whole new you." "Man this party's boring, I'd leave if it weren't mine." "Harvey, I've got it taken care of." "Sabrina's going to streak." "What!" "You're kidding?" "Sabrina, look I appreciate you trying to help out my party but streaking is never the answer." "Don't you know you'd be teased for the rest of high school?" "That is so true." "Then why are you doing it?" "Mr. Pool can be so annoying." "Don't change the subject." "Look, this isn't like you, why are you acting so weird?" "I'd... that..." "Mr..." "I can't even talk to you, I feel so alienated." "Salem, you're the only one who understands me." "Yeah, but it doesn't mean I care." "Dinners over, can we go now?" "We got you out of the jar, stop whining." "Alright everyone, Time to open presents." "Amanda darling, you go first." "It better be good." "There's nothing like watching Halloween through the eyes of a spoiled child." "A solid gold dolly, thank you mommy." "It's from mommy and daddy." "We got Sabrina something too." "Oh here you go." " It's from both of us." " Happy Halloween." "Oh, a nice card." "Kids love those." "It's a gift certificate to spend half an hour with the deceased of your choice." "What's this?" "You got her a reanimation?" "Those are very pricey." "I want a reanimation!" "I want a reanimation!" "I WANT A REANIMATION!" "This is the weirdest gift, what do I do with it?" "It's yours to spend as you like." "But you must use it tonight, the gap between the living and the dead is weakest on all hallows eve" "Well then maybe one of you should use it." "You know I really just wanna get back to Harvey's party and see him dressed like James Dean." "Why not meet the real James Dean?" "I could do that?" "!" "How does it work?" "Now you just fill in the name of who you wanna see and put it through that mail-slot." "Now how do I know I'm going to get the real James Dean and not the sausage guy?" "First of all, the sausage guy is still alive but just in case write 'Star of Rebel without a cause.'" "This is so great." "Wait, I have a better idea." "There." " Now what?" " We leave," "This is your own personal, private moment." " Who did you chose?" " Hilda!" "Sabrina!" "Granny?" "I missed you so much." "Oh I've missed you too." "Oh let me take a look at you, you look so sweet in that dress." "That was a lovely gift." "Harold gave me this." "I picked it out myself." "Which reminds me." "Hilda, I got you a little something." "Zelda!" "You said we weren't going to exchange gifts this year." "I know but I couldn't help myself." "Me neither." "Thank God you have each other." "We've been living together way too long." "Meow!" "give that back, I know when I've had enough catnip." "Oh no, the cat's sauced again." "Why does one of our relatives always have to get drunk?" "You are not going to believe what M'Lady just blurted out." " What?" " Come close." "Marigold and Harold are getting a divorce." "I don't belive it, Marigold is splitting up with Harold?" "Oh, this is the best Halloween ever." "So I moved in with aunt Hilda and aunt Zelda, they do more weird things by nine a.m. than most people do all day." "They take really good care of me." "I always liked them." "So tell me, how's school, do you still like science?" "Yeah, my teacher, Mr. Pool, can be so annoying but he's actually a good guy." "Do you have a boyfriend yet?" "There's a guy I like, his names Harvey but right now we're just sorta friends." "Oh well he'd be a fool if he doesn't fall for you." "You think I'm the prettiest girl in the world." "That's because are, and smart too." "Thanks, but" "Granny there's something I want to tell you only, well it's kinda strange." "Well Sabrina, you know you can always tell me anything." "I'm a witch." "Well dear, as long as you're happy." "Clock's ticking." "Why don't you go outside and find a place to strip." "I'd love to." "You know Sabrina, you're new 'do what I say' attitude is really great." "Pay attention everyone." "Midnight is fifteen minutes away and I think you should all pay attention to those windows." "Why, Did the Kinkle's put on some cheesy ghost show?" "No, but watch closely and you might see a full moon." "M'Lady also said that Marigold went to the south of France alone." "But we saw Harold in the pictures?" "That was a cardboard cut out." "I'm back." "Oh, how was it?" "It was an amazing gift." "I got to see my Granny again and tell her everything's okay." "Thanks aunt Zelda." "Thanks aunt Hilda." "We're glad you liked it." "And now it's time to leave." "Amanda darling, When someone gives you a gift you're supposed to say thank you." "Fine." "Thank you." "Now that's verging on rude." "We've come to say good bye and to thank you, you've made our evening in so many ways." "We hope it wasn't too stressful." "You know planning the party, preparing the food, divorcing Harold." "No the... what!" "Oh we know all about it, the cat blabbed but don't worry, you'll love being alone." "Filling your days with romance novels." "lean cuisines, internet chat rooms." "Oh God, I'm going to be just like you." "Oh Hilda, we've made her cry." "Oh how awful we must feel." "Let's go." "You know, I really had a good time." " Me too." " Me three." "I told you family gatherings were fun." "It's still better to be a divorcee than a spinster," "Ah stuff it!" "Mommy, I'm hungry." "I want a hamburger." "Not now dear, it's not a good time." "But I want it now!" "NOW!" "NOW!" "NOW!" "..." "I think somebody needs a time out." "You'll be sorry, I'm telling daddy where you've hid the silver." "Oh really!" "Whoa, what happened to Harvey's party?" "Oh I decided to stay in and read some of Granny's letters." "Are you nuts?" "You can't leave a double running around." "Oh I forgot." "I gotta change!" "Oh wait, I'm a witch." "Now I've got your clothes, I'll wait for you on the other side." "Count to ten." "Ten...nine...eight... seven...six..." " Oops, I'm already here." " five... four..." "Three... two... one." "Hey, what's everyone looking at?" "Sabrina's gonna streak." "There she is." "I can't believe Sabrina did that." "I didn't." "That wasn't me." " Sabrina, you're here!" " Yeah, where else would I be?" "I knew Libby couldn't make you streak, but then who was that?" "I don't see Libby anywhere, I guess it must have been her." "That was Libby?" "Hey everybody, that was Libby streaking." "Wasn't that fun?" "I'm glad you all enjoyed it." "How'd you get in here so quick?" "What are you talking about?" "I've been here the whole time." "I just gave you your clothes outside." "Oh give it up Libby, we all know you're the one who streaked." "I did not!" "Yes you did, we saw your butt." "That was not me." "You are all so immature." "Well my aunts were right, Halloween is a magical night." "Now I know I blew up at you before but do you think you could stay late and help me clean up?" "I'd love to..." "I mean I'd really enjoy that but first I've got to get some fresh air." "Hey I don't blame you, those expiration dates are a lot more precise that you'd think." "Sabrina, Sabrina!" "Hey look at you, you put your dress on backwards, man I'm a mess." "Come on, let's get it together." "Great everything's back to normal..." "That is so true... weird!" "Hi, I'd like to take half a minute to talk to you about the true meaning of Halloween." "It's not about candy and costumes, it's about family and showing them how much you care." "So don't buy into the hype and commercialisation of the season." "This Halloween, stay home with your loved ones." "Just gather round the jack-o-lantern and remember, the true meaning of Halloween is inside you." "Right Salem?" "There's a pound of candy corn inside me." "Ignore him." "Happy Halloween." "** Saboor Mughal **"