"I got to meet a gang of people at my mother's saloon." "You want to come?" "It's a party for me, honest." " I'd love to." " Really?" "You mean it?" "Why?" "Have you changed your mind?" "No, no, I mean, I-I know it isn't every day that a glorified ziegfeld girl like me asks you out." "Thank you, Rachel, that was lovely." "That's it?" "All I needed to see." "It was a pleasure reading with you." "And I loved you as Lancelot." "I saw the revival of Camelot three times... four, if you include the bootleg that my friend Kurt has, so..." "Thanks." "Well, Paolo, you're our Tony winner." "What did you think?" "Aw, she's charming." "And she certainly looks right for the part." "I just fear that she's too young, you know, too green?" "That was my concern as well." "Lack of experience." "She'd be a discovery, but it's such a risk." "I mean, that part, it's a mountain." "At her age, I never could have pulled it off." "Now, where did we leave it with Claire Danes' people?" "♪ Yesterday" "♪ all my troubles seemed" "♪ so far away" "♪ now it looks as though" "♪ they're here to stay" "♪ oh, I believe" "♪ in yesterday" "♪ suddenly" "♪ I'm not half the girl" "♪ I used to be" "♪ there's a shadow" "♪ hanging over me" "♪ oh, yesterday" "♪ came suddenly" "♪ why he" "♪ had to go" "♪ I don't know" "♪ he wouldn't say... ♪ I said" "♪ something wrong" "♪ now I long for yesterday" "♪ hey, ye-ye-yesterday" "♪ love was such an easy" "♪ game to play" "♪ now I need a place to hide away ♪" "♪ oh, I believe" "♪ in yesterday" "♪ why he had to go" "♪ I don't know" "♪ he wouldn't say" "♪ I said something wrong" "♪ now I long" "♪ for yesterday" "♪ hey, yeah" "♪ oh, yesterday" "♪ love was such" "♪ an easy game to play" "♪ now I need a place to hide away ♪" "♪ oh, I believe" "♪ in yesterday" "♪ ooh, ooh, ooh" "♪ ooh-hoo." "I don't think we've ever spent two weeks on an assignment, Mr. Shue." "Hey, the Beatles are so epic that we need two weeks to do them justice." "This week is all about the early years of the Beatles, when all they had was a belief in each other and a belief that together they could do anything." "The school year seems like it's never ending, and now we're wasting two whole weeks on a band from the 1940s?" "Seriously, can anyone still relate to the Beatles?" "Pretty much the entire world." "Yeah, I can definitely still relate." "Why?" "Were the Beatles dyslexic and cat-fished by transsexuals?" "And you wonder why everybody hates you." "When George Harrison was a kid, he was made fun of 'cause his dad was the bus driver." "John Lennon's dad wasn't even around." "He walked out of John's life when he was five." "I don't really know the Beatles;" "I'm a little on the black side." "And Ringo starr was a sickly little kid, which probably means he was sitting down a lot." "And they decided to form a band." "Which changed the world." "Now, you guys are really gonna have to challenge yourselves this week." "Bring your a-plus games." "Perform these classic songs in new and exciting ways." "If we can push ourselves to a whole new level, like the Beatles did constantly, we can win back-to-back national championships and form a new directions!" "Dynasty." "All right, see you guys tomorrow." "Tina." "And speaking of..." "Your chariot awaits." "Okay, we're moving slower than Jonah hill trying to get out of the bathtub." "And everyone is staring." "Yeah, at our hotness." "You know, I never thanked you for making me come clean with my mom." "I'm going to the Brooklyn film academy because of you." "And to thank you, I want to take you to Breadstix." "Besides, we both know that the raw, animal attraction between us is undeniable." "Did you really just say that?" "No wonder Tina broke up with you." "And Brittany and sugar and the girl in the wheelchair with the disturbingly massive boobs." "And ps, I hate Breadstix." "Okay, well, there's a carnival in town." "That could be fun." "Yeah, if you want to trust your life to toothless carnies who operate the rides." "Okay." "So is that a yes or a no?" "♪ Asked a girl what she wanted to be ♪" "♪ she said" "♪ baby, can't you see?" "♪ I want to be famous, a star on the screen ♪" "♪ but you can do something in between ♪" "♪ baby, you can drive my car" "♪ yes, I'm gonna be a star" "♪ baby, you can drive my car" "♪ and maybe I'll love you..." "♪ I told the girl that my prospects were good ♪" "♪ And she said, "baby..."" "♪ it's understood are you kidding me?" "Are you kidding me?" "♪ Working for peanuts is all very fine ♪" "♪ but I can show you a better time ♪" "♪ baby, you can drive my car" "♪ yes, I'm gonna be a star" "♪ baby, you can drive my car" "♪ and maybe I'll love you" "♪ beep-beep'm, beep-beep, yeah... ♪" "♪ I told that girl I can start right away ♪" "♪ and she said, listen, babe, I got something to say ♪" "♪ I got no car and it's breaking my heart ♪" "♪ but I found a driver and that's a start ♪" "♪ baby, you can drive my car" "♪ yes, I'm gonna be a star" "♪ baby, you can drive my car" "♪ and maybe I'll love you" "♪ beep-beep'm, beep-beep, yeah" "♪ beep-beep'm, beep-beep, yeah" "♪ beep-beep'm, beep-beep" "♪ yeah!" "Tiger's my favorite, though." "I like the pink one." "Hey, Kitty-Kat." "Girl, you crashed into me head-on." "I swear, you could have paralyzed me." "My bad." "I'm Bree, spelled with two es." "Not like the funky cheese." "Artie." "You two were so cute, all snuggly and cuddled up in that teeny, tiny car." "Are you two going out?" "Nope." "Just friends." "Well, you should." "You look really sweet together." "I hope you don't mind." "I took a couple of pictures and instagrammed them." "Anyway, have fun." "She seems nice." "She's a stone-cold bitch and she's out to destroy me." "Okay." "You and me..." "We're more than "just friends."" "What if we go out..." "But we do it on the down-low?" "You know, like secretly gay conservatives do." "It'll make everything all fun and forbidden." "So you like me..." "But you don't want to be seen with me." "I need status at this school to survive." "Yeah, right." "This was a mistake." "Okay, no, Rachel, you are not backing out." "I basically had to show Gunther my left side boob to get you this job." "Here, put this on." "Look, santana, while I really appreciate you freely prostituting yourself for me, that was before my world came crashing down and I totally blew my funny girl chemistry read." "You're late, Lopez!" "Yes, yes, I know, sorry, Gunther." "Is that her?" "Yes, this is her." "Rachel, that's Gunther." "Don't tell him if you're Jewish or black." "Listen." "You said it yourself a bazillion times." "You want to get to Broadway, you have to pay your dues." "Well, I mean, I guess that's true." "Patti Lupone was a waitress, Pre-Evita." "And, you know, this is the spotlight diner, and it's on Broadway, and waiters get to sing and dance." "Plus my dads would pay my rent till I died, and I don't want that anymore because I want to be grown up and living and making it on my own." "We're basically working actresses." "So, you excited to go back to school?" "Yeah, fashion week is coming up." "But this farewell picnic's been perfect, though." "What's the story with this New York guy?" "There's no story." "He was nice and people liked the idea of us as a couple, but never got serious." "All right, let me break it down for you." "All right, the last time we tried dating, and I was in New York and you were here, you cheated on me." "All right, unacceptable." "We've been through this." "I thought you were done with me." "I thought it was over." "I thought I was completely out of the picture in your life." "Look at me in the eyes when I say this." "I'm being beyond serious." "I will never, ever..." "Ever cheat on you again." "I'm gonna need you to sign one of those non-cheating contracts." "You know, you can get one on Oprah's web site." "I will sign whatever you want." "Just please say that you and I can be boyfriends again." "What?" "I don't know if relationships actually work." "I mean, weren't Bethenny and Jason supposed to be forever?" "For every Bethenny and Jason, there is a Will and a Jada, and a-a Kurt and a Goldie." "Come on, can we at least just give it a try?" "But I'm Goldie, of course." "Of course you are." "I-I can't believe we're gonna do this again." "I was hoping you would say yes." "Actually I was kind of planning on it, which I why I sort of, um, put something together to try to convince you to stay a little longer." "Uh, no, no, no, that's not gonna happen, okay?" "I-I'm not sitting down and listening to you sing to me anymore." "Okay." "Which is why I prepared something." "♪ I was alone, I took a ride ♪" "♪ I didn't know what I would find there ♪" "♪ another road where maybe I" "♪ could see another kind of mind there ♪" "♪ ooh" "♪ then I suddenly see you" "♪ ooh" "♪ did I tell you I need you" "♪ every single day" "♪ of my life?" "♪ Got to get you into my life" "♪ what can I do?" "What can I be?" "♪" "♪ When I'm with you, I want to stay there ♪" "♪ if I'm true, I never leave" "♪ and if I do, I know the way there ♪" "♪ ooh, then I suddenly see you" "♪ ooh" "♪ did I tell you I need you" "♪ every single day" "♪ of my life?" "♪ Got to get you into my life" "♪ Got to get you into my life" "♪ I was alone, I took a ride" "♪ I didn't know what I would find there ♪" "♪ another road where maybe I" "♪ could see another kind of mind there ♪" "♪ and I suddenly see you" "♪ did I tell you I need you" "♪ oh" "♪ I got to get you into my life. ♪" "America, your prayers have been answered." "Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley." "Sure, I enjoyed my time away, but once Becky Jackson fessed up and started serving her month-long suspension, the school begged me to return, but I knew if I was gonna come back," "I had to come back big-time, in a next level way." "Welcome back, Coach Sylvester." "It's Principal Sylvester." "I broke into Figgins' office and planted incriminating evidence of every conceivable variety." "We've had some complaints." "Oh, Mr. Roberts." "What's going on?" "I think you have a few things in your desk you may want to share with us." "Gambling receipts, porno mags..." "We're gonna be here for a while." "...gay porno mags, gay foot fetish porno mags..." "It's not mine!" "That's puppy porn." "I'm telling you, it's not mine!" "I go to church every Sunday, for God's sake." "...a polygamous marriage certificate, a bill of sale granting campus drilling rights to a fracking company, an autographed copy of Mein Kampf." "I'm telling you, I am innocent!" "Our hands are tied, Mr. Figgins." "Where am I supposed to go?" "What am I supposed to do?" "Well, superintendent Harris, I have to say," "I'm truly humbled." "We're in a pinch here, coach, and you're a proven champion." "You've led the school before as interim principal, and if all goes well after a few months," "I see no reason why this position shouldn't become permanent." "Do I feel guilty about what I did?" "Not at all." ""The end justifies the means."" "Last time I was acting principal," "I squandered an opportunity for greatness." "This time I'm going to get it right." "You're a monster, Sue Sylvester!" "♪ Here I stand, head in hand" "♪ turn my face to the wall" "♪ if she's gone" "♪ I can't go on" "♪ feeling two foot small..." "♪ Everywhere people stare" "♪ each and every day" "♪ I can see them laugh at me" "♪ and I hear them say..." "♪ hey" "♪ you've got to hide" "♪ your love away" "♪ hey" "♪ you've got to hide your love away ♪" "♪ how could she say to me" "♪ love will find a way?" "♪ Gather 'round" "♪ all you clowns" "♪ let me hear you say..." "♪ Hey" "♪ you've got to hide your love away ♪" "♪ hey, you've got to hide" "♪ your love away" "♪ oh" "♪ hey" "♪ you've got to hide" "♪ your love away" "♪ oh, hey" "♪ you've got to hide your love away. ♪" "Okay, listen up, everybody." "Come on." "Blaine has a very special announcement to make." "That's right." "So, as most of you know already, um, Kurt and I are officially back together." "I know, but what most of you don't know, and this is top secret, is that I'm going to ask Kurt to marry me." "Yeah, guys, come on!" "Get up!" "Come on, guys!" "He's my best friend." "Gay marriage... good." "It's good, it's good things." "They're all happening so fast." " Let's go!" " Sam, not now." "Anyway, I want this proposal to be just incredible, so I'm asking for all of your help, but I'm also asking for some of our competitors' help." "Like the warblers and vocal adrenaline and the Haverbrook school for the deaf." "Vocal adrenaline?" "No, ma'am." "The warblers are evil incarnate little craps." "Are you crazy?" "Are you insane?" "Good God, have you lost your mind?" "Tina, everybody, hear him out." "Look, I want this to be more than just an ordinary proposal." "I want this to be a cultural statement." "Sure you do." "Hey, our generation is at a turning point." "People everywhere..." "except, like, Russia... are beginning to see that it doesn't matter who you are or where you're from or even what God you believe in." "They're beginning to see that people really aren't all that different." "And honestly, if we can get a bunch of cutthroat show choirs to stand side-by-side and unite in something, then anything is possible." "Okay, okay, but Blaine is just using the world of rival glee clubs as a metaphor for this incredible time we're in right now." "But I still think you're too young." "♪ Help!" "I need somebody" "♪ help!" "Not just anybody" "♪ help!" "♪ You know I need someone" "♪ help!" "♪ When I was younger, so much younger than today ♪" "♪ I never needed" "♪ anybody's help in any way" "♪ but now these days are gone" "♪ I'm not so self-assured" "♪ now I find I've changed my mind ♪" "♪ and opened up the doors" "♪ help me if you can" "♪ I'm feeling down ♪ down ♪" "♪ and I do appreciate" "♪ you being 'round ♪ 'round ♪" "♪ help me get my feet" "♪ back on the ground" "♪ won't you please" "♪ please help me?" "♪ And now my life has changed" "♪ in, oh, so many ways" "♪ my independence seems to vanish in the haze ♪" "♪ but every now and then" "♪ I feel so insecure" "♪ I know that I" "♪ just need you like" "♪ I've never done before" "♪ help me if you can" "♪ I'm feeling down ♪ down ♪" "♪ and I do appreciate you being 'round ♪ ♪ 'round ♪" "♪ help me get my feet" "♪ back on the ground" "♪ won't you please, please help me?" "♪" "♪ When I was younger" "♪ so much younger than today" "♪ I never needed anybody's help in any way ♪" "♪ but now these days are gone" "♪ I'm not so self-assured" "♪ and now I find I've changed my mind ♪" "♪ I've opened up the doors" "♪ help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪" "♪ down ♪" "♪ and I do appreciate you being 'round ♪" "♪ 'round ♪" "♪ help me get my feet back on the ground ♪" "♪ won't you please, please help me?" "♪" "♪ Help me, help me, ooh." "We need an official vote, but in the spirit of brotherhood and cleaning up our tarnished reputation," "I think we'd all be happy to help." "Uh, Trent, we said I'd do the talking." "All in favor of helping Blaine?" "Aye!" "Artie, we've been friends for a long time, so I'm just gonna ask, are you and Kitty an item?" "What?" "No." "I mean, yes." "I mean, maybe." "I'm unclear." "It's sort of this secret affair we're not really supposed to talk about." "Yes!" "I knew it!" "Why?" "Why can't you?" "Lower your voice, Tina." "Because Kitty's uncomfortable with people knowing she's dating..." "Someone who wears glasses who's in a wheelchair who's in glee club?" "Where's your self-respect?" "Tina, I know you're trying to help." "Like, at least I think you are." "So I'm gonna say thank you." "All right, got your burger and your salad." "Enjoy." "Oh, my God, you're not gonna believe this text" "I just got from Blaine." "You're not gonna believe who's sitting in my section." "Mmm, I'll take this." "Okay, so we have one Roxie and one Velma, a side of Billy Flynns." "Yes, it's me, and, yes, it's awkward, but I don't care, because I am a professional." "Even when people are calling me" ""too young" or-or "green,"" "which, for your information, I'm not." "I am a..." "Am a star." "Yes, I am a star." "Rachel, look, it's not personal." "Everyone thinks they're a star, even when they're not." "Look around." "They all want to be on Broadway." "Look, I'm not saying you're not a star, Rachel." "Just saying I'm not sure just yet." "I understand." "I guess I'll just have to prove it to you, then." "♪ It's been a hard day's night" "♪ and I've been working like a dog ♪" "♪ it's been a hard day's night" "♪ I should be sleeping like a log ♪" "♪ so why on earth should I moan?" "♪" "♪ 'Cause when I get you alone, you know I feel okay ♪" "♪ when I'm home" "♪ everything seems to be right" "♪ when I'm home" "♪ feeling you holding me tight" "♪ tight, yeah" "♪ it's been a hard day's night" "♪ and I've been working like a dog ♪" "♪ it's been a hard day's night" "♪ I should be sleeping like a log ♪" "♪ but when I get home to you" "♪ I find the things that you do ♪" "♪ will make me feel all right" "♪ ow!" "♪ So why on earth should I moan?" "♪" "♪ 'Cause when I get you alone" "♪ you know I feel okay" "♪ when I'm home" "♪ everything seems to be right" "♪ when I'm home" "♪ feeling you holding me tight" "♪ tight, yeah" "♪ it's been a hard day's night" "♪ and I've been working like a dog ♪" "♪ it's been a hard day's night" "♪ I should be sleeping like a log ♪" "♪ but when I get home to you" "♪ I find the things that you do ♪" "♪ will make me feel all right" "♪ you know I feel all right" "♪ you know I feel all right. ♪" "Let's get out of here." "Wait... after all that?" "We have to go home." "There's something special we need to do." "I don't know what you're so nervous about." "She's not going after the cheerios!" "It's the glee club she hates." "Bitch, please." "Sue Sylvester's had it out for me since day one." "I took her job, remember?" "I just know she's dug up all kind of dirt on me." "What kind of dirt?" "Number one, this bronze damn olympic medal in individual synchronized swimming I won at them Chinese Olympics may have been the result of some performance- enhancing drugs and weed." "Number two, I may have perpetrated a buttload of credit card fraud." "An old lady in Florida may have paid for my condo, and I might have just flat-out stole my lexus off a used car lot." "Well, then, yeah, we're both screwed." "Sue's gonna take out the glee club and the cheerios!" "In one fell swoop." "Oh, now why on earth would I do something like that, Buttchin?" "Because you're vindictive and petty." "Oh, well, you're forgetting one thing, William." "I have been given the post of interim principal at this school." "A post that will be made permanent at the end of the year if all goes according to plan, allowing me to demolish this office down to the studs, ridding it once and for all of the deep, ethnic musk" "that is Figgins' hallmark." "Now, in order to achieve that," "I need the programs at this school to be successful." "I need the teams at McKinley high to be winners." "Wait, wait, y-you're not firing us?" "Not if you win a national championship, I'm not." "However, if you fail to win at Nationals, I will fire you." "You'll be forced to build creepy relationships with teenagers on your own time." "And you, you'll have to go back to being a full-time spokesmodel for Billy Dee Williams' yellow hair helmets for women who couldn't possibly be less blonde." "Congratulations." "You're on my watch now, which means..." "You're winners." "Okay, guys, week one of our Beatles fest has been epic." "I think we've really unpacked what made the fab four such a instant sensation, but now I want to turn to their oft-ignored middle period." "Mr. Shue, would you say that the early Beatles looked out for each other even when they didn't want to be looked out for?" "Oh, God, no." "If I understand your question, Tina, yes, the early Beatles always had each other's backs." "In that case, I'm sorry, Artie, but this is for your own good." "Everyone, Kitty and Artie are dating, but Kitty's making Artie hide it because she's embarrassed by him, and I think that's emotional abuse." "Artie is a great guy, and he deserves to be loved openly and proudly and without conditions." "For once we agree." "It's true." "Arthur and I are dating." "We are?" "Officially?" "And for the record... and not that it's anyone's business, especially not yours, Tina Cohen-agitator..." "I did want to keep it hush-hush." "Because you were ashamed." "Yes, memoirs of a lame geisha, because I occupy a certain place in the McKinley hierarchy, and you all occupy a different, lesser place in that hierarchy, and before exploding said hierarchy by jumping up and down on Oprah's couch," "declaring my undying love for someone who is, let's face it, not my usual body type..." "I wanted to be sure." "Of what?" "That I really, really liked him." "And that I would be willing to risk not just my social standing but also getting hurt by letting him wheel into my heart." "And even though I know he's getting ready to graduate, and we're probably just as doomed as every other sad, broken, backwards relationship that's ever started in this Jesus-and love-forsaken choir room..." "Kurt and I will have a happy ending." "But I do like you, Artie." "You make me laugh, and not just with those stupid YouTube fail videos you're always showing me." "Look, asking you to keep our stuff private wasn't cool, and I'm sorry." "It's okay, Kitty." "But, um, as far as, like, updating my Facebook status..." "Yes, we are officially, publicly, shockingly a thing." "You guys..." "Do any of you know why I call you in here?" "Uh, is it to get prepared in case the North Koreans invade through Mexico?" "I just saw red dawn, okay?" "It could happen." "One of our own has turned into a mean, bitter, and angry person." "Tina." "Tina." "That'd be Tina." "She didn't used to be like this." "She was a sweet girl who dated Artie until he dumped her because he found out she was faking her stutter." "And then she dated Mike Chang until he dumped her because she wasn't Asian enough or something." "Wait... is that really why he dumped her?" "Yeah." "Look, the point is, is that it's time for us to step in." "She's falling apart." "I walked by the too young to be bitter club meeting this morning, and she was the only one in there." "Those cakes are truly awesome." "Dude, those things were moist and chocolaty at the same time." "Totally, totally." "Guys, this isn't about the cakes." "I know how good they are." "I've had them, too." "This is about us trying to help Tina." "Oh, of course, Blaine." "You know, even though this is all clearly your fault, you know, whatever you think we should do, we're in." "Ah, settling in nicely, then, are we?" "You know, I think you found your calling." "Janitor Figgins, I think, has a quiet dignity to it." "You're not gonna get away with this, Sue." "Well, I believe I already have." "And considering all the scandalous behavior that I recently uncovered," "I would say you are lucky to have a job at all." "You had better be nice to Donna." "That woman is a Saint." "And she's my rock." "I'm afraid Donna isn't long for this world." "As soon as she returns from her suspension," "I plan on installing Becky as my secretary." "And I will refer to her as my "beckretary."" "What is that?" "That?" "Well, that's just a five-gallon bucket of expired grade D meat slurry the poor kids at this school were forced to eat every taco Tuesday under the jackboot of that corrupt, decadent regime from which they were recently liberated" "by one Sue Rodham Sylvester." "That's not your middle name." "Oh, yes, it is." "I had it legally changed this morning." "Now, what would you like me to do with this canister of rancid horse offal?" "No, Sue, please!" "No!" "No!" "Sue Sylvester!" "You are a monster!" "What is happening and why did you make me wear this?" "I had to break out one of the grease costumes." "Tina, I'm Paul." "That's George, that's Ringo, and black John Lennon." "Half black." "We love you, and this is for you." "One, two, three, four!" "♪ Well, she was just 17" "♪ and you know what I mean" "♪ and the way she looked" "♪ was way beyond compare" "♪ So how could I dance with another ♪" "♪ ooh" "♪ when I saw her" "♪ standing there?" "♪ Well, my heart went boom" "♪ when I crossed that room" "♪ and I held her hand in mine... ♪" "♪ Whoa, we danced through the night ♪" "♪ and we held each other tight" "♪ and before too long" "♪ I fell in love with her" "♪ Now I'll never dance with another ♪" "♪ ooh" "♪ since I saw her standing there ♪" "♪ ow...!" "Come on, dance!" "Hey!" "♪ Whoa, we danced through the night ♪" "♪ and we held each other tight" "♪ and before too long" "♪ I fell in love with her... ♪ Now I'll never dance with another ♪" "♪ ooh" "♪ since I saw her" "♪ standing there... ♪ oh, since I saw her" "♪ standing there" "♪ yeah, well, since I saw her" "♪ standing there." "That was awesome." "But I don't understand what it was for." "Well, we saw how lonely you've been lately." "And since we're the only single guys left in glee club..." "And by single, we mean single prom dates..." "We just wanted to offer our services as dance partner or corsage buyer or just general arm candy for the big dance." "Yeah, so you can pick one." "And it's your choice." "Obviously I'm excluded." "Well, it's hard to pick." "Ryder has arms and Blaine is my boo, but I think I'll go with Sam, because he's the least gay and least Asian of all of you and I'm looking to change my patterns." "Seriously, though..." "Thank you, guys." "I really needed this." "Bring it in, Tina." "Oh, I love you." "I love you." "Thank you, boo." "Look, I, uh, know we usually take the highway to the airport, but somebody told me about this shortcut through the back roads." "Dad, you can stop it." "I know you're driving me to my surprise proposal." "I should have known you knew." "You're the kid who planned his own surprise party for his tenth birthday." "That Justin Timberlake piñata was a perfect likeness." "Well, I wouldn't know." "You okay?" "You look like I'm driving you to your execution." "I can't tell." "I mean, I really love Blaine, and..." "He makes me feel so connected and safe and loved, and I don't think I'm ever gonna find someone else who's gonna make me feel like that." "But we're both so young." "Um..." "Your mom and I met when we were 22, and I asked her to marry me six months in." "We were just kids." "Yeah..." "It was really hard at first." "You know, you go in with all these fantasies about what your life together is gonna be like:" "Nothing but laughing and dancing around in your underwear, cooking pasta, and sex." "A lot of sex." "It's hard being married, though." "It's hard enough being in your 20s." "Do you wish you'd waited?" "Not one second more." "I wish I'd met her ten years earlier." "I didn't know then that I was only going to get so much time with her, you know?" "That she was gonna leave us so soon." "I'd take 50 more years of late-night fights about, you know, me working late or the gas bill or her letting the milk go bad for just..." "Ten more minutes with her next to me." "We only get a few days when you come down to it, Kurt." "You know that better than anyone." "Look, totally being honest here..." "Blaine asked me what I thought about this, and I gave him my opinion." "Which was?" "My opinion doesn't matter here." "You're your own man now." "But giving you a choice means you gotta make one." "So relax." "Hear what the guy has to say." "I mean, all you gotta do is say yes, no, or maybe." "Is there another option?" "♪ Love, love, love" "♪ love, love, love ♪" "♪ love, love, love" "♪ there's nothing you can do that can't be done ♪" "♪ nothing you can sing that can't be sung ♪" "♪ nothing you can say" "♪ but you can learn how to play the game ♪" "♪ it's easy" "♪ nothing you can make that can't be made ♪" "♪ no one you can save that can't be saved ♪" "♪ nothing you can do" "♪ but you can learn how to be you in time ♪" "♪ it's easy" "♪ all you need is love" "♪ all you need is love" "♪ all you need is love, love" "♪ love is all you need" "♪ nothing you can know that isn't known ♪" "♪ nothing you can see that isn't shown ♪" "♪ there's nowhere you can be" "♪ that isn't where you're meant to be ♪" "♪ it's easy" "♪ all you need is love" "♪ all you need is love" "♪ all you need is love, love" "♪ love is all you need" "♪ all you need is love" "♪ love ♪" "♪ all you need is love" "♪ love ♪" "♪ all you need is love, love" "♪ love is all you need" "♪ love is all you need ♪ love is all you need ♪" "♪ love is all you need" "♪ love is all you need" "♪ love is all you need" "♪ he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ love is all you need ♪ ♪ he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ love is all you need ♪ ♪ he loves you, yeah" "♪ yeah, yeah." "We met right here." "I took this man's hand, and we ran down that hallway..." "And for those of you that know me, know I'm not in the habit of taking people's hands" "I've never met before, but..." "I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet." "It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever." "Which is why it's never really felt like" "I've been getting to know you;" "it's always felt like I was remembering you from something." "As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived, we have chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over for all eternity." "And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime, because all I want to do, all-all I've ever wanted to do..." "Is spend my life loving you." "So..." "Kurt Hummel..." "My amazing friend, my one true love will you marry me?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Beautiful."