"Everything's been stuck in the system lately." "Proper procedures, reviews and all kinds of delays." "All that it needs is a little pressure from above." "I've done all that I can." "The Zoning Committee has the final word on this." "I'm not in the same position as when I was in City Hall." "Just don't forget who it was that got you where you are now." "Kalli, are you threatening me?" "Sölvi, we're friends." "We don't threaten one another." "All these years that I've supported you, have I ever been rubbing your face in over that videotape?" "No, but you've often strongly implied that the tape might go on a small journey if I didn't do this or that for you." "That's what I'm saying." "As long as my Hlemmur project is running smoothly, this tape will never go public." "Look at it as an insurance." "I think you should go find yourself another insurance." "What do you mean?" "What if I told you, that I know where the tape is?" "You don't have it." "That's the worst bluff that I've ever seen." "Have another look in your closet, Kalli." "Call me if anything's missing." "Sölvi..." "Get me home, right now." "Anton." "Look at this." "LARGE FIRE LAST NIGHT" "The fire is thought to have been electrical, but due to lack of evidence the source of the fire will be listed as unknown." "Police deems the case closed." "We should celebrate." "Go out for a fancy dinner." "Goulash and some red wine." "That's the second case we wrap up quickly." "We did kinda burn the house down." "Nobody knows that." "We're on a roll now, things are moving forward and to our advantage." "The question that needs to be answered now is what was my father doing with a porn tape in his closet, starring the Minister Justice?" "Siggi?" "Hmm?" "Did you hide the Einkalíf tape?" "No." "It's not here." "MOM!" "Hello, I'm Sigurður Hermannsson from Hlemmavídeó." "I believe that there may have been a grave accident regarding a video tape you rented from us." "Yes, right." "Could we step inside?" "I would very much like to discuss this with you." "Did you watch the tape?" "I'm afraid that we did." "Everything's gonna be fine." "Yes, we'll just wear it off." "Will it ever be clean in here again?" "Of course it will, we'll just clean over and over..." "Everything's so dirty!" "Filth!" "You may think I'm old-fashioned, but I just don't like seeing bare flesh in films." "I should have known this before, but I've heard that there was nudity in Þráinn's earlier films." "But this Einkalíf film, it was pornographic." "There were no opening titles and the camera was wobbly so I got seasick." "All in all, disappointing." "And we're all disappointed with Þráinn Bertelsson." "He's an otherwise good man." "But a Left-winger." "Could I have the tape back?" "NO!" "Nevermore, nevermore..." "No, it's not here." "Did you return it?" "No, I didn't." "The matter's in the hands of the government now," "I had the tape sent straight to the Ministry of Justice." "Please stop!" "Good day." "How are you?" "Sigurður Hermannsson?" "Yes, that's me." "Please come with us down to the station." "I'm in a rush and..." "Woah!" "So it's like that." "Well, Siggi." "Can you guess why I want to talk to you in private?" "No, I can't." "Is it true, that you got Guðbrandur Kjartansson, a minor, to assault and beat up another child?" "Yeah, yes." "Yes, I did." "I was hoping that this kind of crime would never reach our shores." "This is not good." "Does this have anything with this webpage to do?" "There's a lot of money involved in this." "It's a huge business in Sweden, for example." "I'm not in any babyfighting-business." "I had him have a word with the boy." "He's been beating on the kids around here, he attacked me with a tazer and pissed..." "I can't even talk about it." "You know it's just easier to talk to the children?" "That's not an option here." "The boy is a demon." "His parents have pressed charges against you." "I know his father." "Thought I'd chat with you." "Áslaug is a little worried about you." "They're ready to drop the charges if you apologize to the boy." "I should apologize to him?" "!" "?" "I'd be careful with them." "They're getting a bit on in years." "I'll be damned." "Meet Ólafur and Ingibjörg." "This is Sigurður." "The boy is miserable after all this harassment." "I'm sorry about this." "Andri is a good boy." "I am really sorry about the incident." "Make sure to look after the sheep, they had trapped themselves last week!" "As you can tell, our health is failing us." "But we will not tolerate that our only son is subjected to such violence." "I am terribly sorry about the whole thing." "Wonderful." "You see how problems can be solved?" "Andri is God's gift to us." "A miracle that came into our lives at such a late hour." "Satan came and kissed me on that night." "Good day." "Is it possible that a man came here earlier today with a video cassette?" "Do you mean Ásgeir?" "Yes." "And the porno tape?" "Huh?" "The "porno" tape?" "Just kidding." "We have a humour for such things." "He comes here regularly with various things that he considers to be pornographic." "I demand action!" "It's in the Minister's hands!" "What's this, more stuff from Ásgeir?" "It's the new girl, she should have filed it away." "It's a most outrageous porno film." "Isn't it?" "What was that book he wanted me to ban?" "Djöflaeyjan." "He wanted it burned." "It's both obscene and full of foreign slang!" "I'll have to do something about foreign slang!" "I'm the Minister of Justice, for crying out loud!" "Got any plans for the weekend?" "No..." "Just a video night with the little angels." "You need some spice in your private life." "Don't say that!" "Well, Iceland awaits me!" "It waits for you." "You have my number if you need anything." "Thanks for that." "So, that tape belongs to me, so I have to get it back." "I'm sorry, but it's part of a certain process now and it'll take a few days to reclaim it." "This Ásgeir guy is just a little strange." "Can't you make an exception?" "It's a very important tape for our business." "I can't do that." "We must follow procedure." "It just takes time." "I must get that tape." "People are fighting over it." "It's a must-see film." "One of Þráinn's finest." "I didn't know that." "A terrific family film." "Like I said, you'll have to come by on Monday." "That's just the way it is." "On Monday?" "So how do we get in there?" "There's no "best" way." "Burglary scenes tend to be boring in films." "What alarm system to you have here?" "I don't know." "Securitas, I think." "Why don't we just cut the power from the block?" "How long from the entrance to the drawer?" "20-30 meters." "Securitas HQ are located here, which means they'll go this way to get here," "BUT if we put up a roadblock here it may buy us a minute." "Siggi will take the drawer, then we run for it, split up and regroup here in 30 minutes." "Yeah, we could also do this." "Let's do it." "What are you gonna do with those?" "Get some ideas." "Not now, we're leaving!" "It's over here!" "Anton!" "Crowbar!" "What are you doing?" "Making it look like vandalism!" "Help me!" "What do you want me to do?" "Push!" "Push up!" "Up!" "We'll have to roll it out!" "Anton, come on!" "Everything's here except the Einkalíf tape." "I saw her handling the videotape." "But did you see her put it in the drawer?" "What film are we gonna watch, Mommy?" "A comedy." "Remember Dalalíf and Löggulíf?" "Are we gonna watch those again?" "No, we're watching the sequel, Einkalíf." "Really exciting." "MINISTRY OF JUSTICE STAFF" "Hildur Bragadóttir..." "she lives at Goðaland." "She's about to start watching it." "Let's cut the power from the street!" "You can't cut the power with an iron pole!" "Iron pole?" "Iron man!" "Which is the right remote again?" "Maybe it's this one." "Stay calm, children." "It's just a power outage." "Get Anton!" "Anton!" "We cut the power to the house!" "I got it open." "Come on then!" "Good evening." "We're from the power company." "Yes?" "Is it possible that you're currently using an old electrical device?" "A VCR, for example?" "Yeah, it's about 10 years old." "We'll have to confiscate it." "The whole street has been suffering power outages." "The whole street, you say?" "We'll have to take the VCR." "Right." "Come on in." "I'm sorry, I had no idea." "Where did you get the VCR?" "My husband bought it in Tenerife." "It's worked fine so far." "These things are dangerous." "It's best to buy such things at local electronics stores." "I'm sorry for all the trouble." "Better luck next time." "Thank you, and goodbye." "Now all we need is a better hiding place." "I got it!" "A taxless year in 1987 and how to get there." "No one has EVER rented this one." "I think I've had enough of false covers." "I think I'll keep it myself."