"JUONIFILMI PRESENTS" "DIRTY BOMB" "Close your eyes." "Like that." "Let's listen to whales singing." "We would like to remind you that for every ticket sold - 5 cents shall be donated to the protection of whales." "Just kidding." "We don't even know what whales are." "We are giants in the music industry!" "This is Mirccu, with two c's." "Dutiful, hardworking and modest." "A downright miracle for a PR coordinator at a record company - but she has a shocking background." "Some people fly to the Moon, and you can't put together a fucking Big Mac!" "Mirccu's boss, Martin Bakka." "Martin found Mirccu in the kitchen of a fast food restaurant." "Martin loves agriculture." "No, he doesn't." "He loves to caress silicone breasts." "No, he doesn't." "He loves Thai boys and Mother Teresa." "This is Jali, but let him present himself." "A leading middle-level marketing pro..." "Boring." "At home, Mirccu with two c's leads a full life - watching the season's hottest TV show." "Welcome to Finland's most popular game show, "Candle in the Wind"." "Oh!" "This is Roba, Mirccu's boyfriend." "Two years ago, he had great potential with his pink hair." "Audience loves such characters." "His eye for the game, like 3D..." "This is Aku, Roba's best friend." "Two minutes later... a tragedy." "Leg injury." "Roba ends up on the bench." "Then in the locker room." "Then he is forgotten." "Tears in my eyes are like the autumn rain." "Fast forward." "Mirccu's phone might ring at any moment - and then she must rush." "She promotes Princess." "And the drunken musical star Kikkis." "I hoped to be eaten by sharks." "And the anorexia band Hungry Virgins." "No wonder she feels her work is important." "She is loyal - and naturally, she is called in for a performance review." "This may sound a bit strange in our world - but I'm damn interested in you, your feelings, your emotions - and your world." "Keep in mind that I'm not a king of numbers." "I'm a king of hearts." "That's really great to hear" "I know." "Just think about it..." "Two years ago I worked in a McDonalds kitchen - and now I'm like a PR coordinator." "Mirccu..." "The miracle is this." "It's just the two of us now, so please open up - what have you been doing recently?" "We did a promo tour with Princess." "Princess is wonderful." "Yes, he is." "Totally lovable." "That's right." "And what..." "else have you been doing?" "Kikkis is becoming more popular." "I heard that The Hungry virgins have gained weight." "You could say so." "How much?" "Well, not really more than just a few grammes." "Mirccu..." "You've disappointed me." "I'm sorry..." "This is Winter War!" "Just like Winter War." "I want the miracle of the Winter War!" "When I see you in physical therapy, headless and limbless - then I know we've succeeded!" "Or what do you think?" "Yes." "I agree." "I'll give you one last chance." "This is your final project in which you get to show what you can do - and what you are prepared to do to reach the top." "Right..." "In this moment Mirccu with two c's thinks:" ""I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden... "" "Just kidding." "Mirccu thinks:" ""Fuck." "I'll kill myself." "Fuck. "" "At this point, I'll just say:" "calm down." "The hetero-friendly gays are coming." "Three words: numb your feelings." "Fix her prescriptions, anything at all." "But Paavo, Mirccu isn't any old depressed housewife." "But Jesus, my Lord!" "What are we going to fix for her?" "Call Sirpa the Sponsor, that slut can fix anything from bazookas to speed." "I didn't really have those in mind." "It would just be like really nice to get to keep my job." "What was it that you do again?" "I'm a PR coordinator." "Okay." "I'll suck something for you." "No sucking." "Paavo, don't get jealous." "But you have that oral thrush." "That's right." "I hate to say this out loud - but how are you going to tell Roba about all this?" "No one can deny that Roba Rundman " "The Pink Icon, is here to stay as the toughest Pink in the pitch..." "Welcome to "Candle in the Wind"." "Hi." "Hi." "Is everything okay?" "You look terrible." "Should I dim the lights or light a scented candle?" "Go ahead." "Our guest today is Kyösti, who has deadly throat cancer." "They built a new pharynx from my rectum - and now I kick ass again." "Do you have deadly cancer or something?" "Now let's be quiet and listen to Mirccu's answer." "I don't have like cancer cancer - but more like a mental cancer." "Wonderful!" "What is your last wish, Kyösti - in case you kick the bucket?" "Well, I would like to swim with Miley Cyrus." "Let's move on." "Two sleepless nights later " "Mirccu makes clear where she stands as a woman, person and employee." "No she doesn't." "She is ready to do anything." "I am to blame for all these disasters." "And I'm ready to help you in all possible ways." "Then, I also kind of help myself." "How ready are you to help yourself?" "Well..." "Totally ready." "Good, since I'm going to initiate you into a project we're working on." "We're willing to pay you for taking PD under your wing." "Child benefits." "You get all rights." "We want a percentage of the concert ticket sales." "Only after we break even." "Okay?" "After your break even, okay." "This is a damn tough business." "Are you ready for anything at all?" "The operation is called "Dirty Bomb"." "You are the last engineer, who gets to detonate the bomb." "Do you mean a real engineer?" "This is the most beautiful thing Mirccu has ever heard." "Think about it." "Day and night." "2 4/7. 365 days a year." "5 2 weeks a year. 1 2 months." "It's difficult." "Meanwhile elsewhere." "The pressures to succeed drive Roba to seek free mental health care." "Only your boy BFF knows what you feel deep down." "I'll say it once more, Roba." "You are a winner." "Just like that Kyösti on Tv, the one with throat cancer." "You have to think like Kyösti." "Okay, I have a throat made from my rectum, but so what?" "Kyösti knows that without cancer people would piss and vomit on him." "But now he thinks:" "Okay, I have a rectum throat - but I'm going to swim with Miley Cyrus, because I'm a winner." "And so are you, because you are Pink Icon." "Yeah." "It's so true." "I must not give up." "I just have to look truth in the eye - and tell myself:" ""Okay, you might be 30, but your time isn't over yet."" "Exactly." "I bet the universe will soon give you an amazing opportunity." "One you could never have dreamt of." "I must be ready for it then." "That's right." "A few days later the core team of the operation Dirty Bomb meets - in a room known as Brainstorm, a creative centre for leading thinkers." "Now I would like to welcome our team leader - the consulting superwoman and leading brand expert " "Laura Melanie." "As we all know, Laura Melanie is - the woman behind the loved product line, Wohoo Wash Balls." "Our sheets smell lovely." "They smell like passion." "Wohoo Wash Ball, just like a dream." "I've done some sketches for our forthcoming case - and I've come up with keywords, as a sort of backbone." "Courage, vampire and wow." "Wow..." "I've worked on these for two weeks." "Wow." "Mirccu, I haven't received your PR plan yet." "Why not?" "PR plan?" "It would be great if we could read quiet signals - and anticipate things before I start my work, but..." "You can present your plan now." "Please, stand up." "Now." "REMEMBER!" "Cheese snacks" "I had in fact made a first draft..." "It's really important that the PR side also takes into account..." "..these shock and wow..." "..factors, and..." "I want to be a part of the shock pressure wave - and we should sort of plant..." "Thank you." "Afterwards Mirccu thought:" ""It went really well. "" "Oh my God, Mirccu!" "The day goes on in the spirit of the company: efficiently and pleasantly." "I am deeply hurt." "I have enormous doubts." "Yeah?" "We are talking about enormous entities." "I feel the same way." "Really?" "I have such megadoubts." "I'll be bold and give Mirccu a piece of my mind." "Good." "Martin dictated this message for you." ""If I ever hear anything so fucking stupid - you know what happens to you-'"" "Martin will kill you and cut you up on the cover of National Enquirer." "Martin is having a hard time." "If you only knew what the Barniers are like." "Mirccu, you just have to be humble." "Only those who are humble find success" " Honestly." "I'm a living example of that." "I'll do my best to become like you." "Good, Mirccu." "Yes." "Would you like to keep this in your box of memories?" "Monday." "Come on, Mirccu." "Tuesday." "Wednesday." "I won't bow down to anyone anymore." "Be tough on them, damn it!" "Exactly." "Thursday." "The story is called PD." "Friday." "Think about texture." "Think about elasticity, colour." "Which of these peas breathe in the same rhythm as PD?" "Which peas are not just green, but green green?" "They talk to you, if you believe it." "Yes, they do talk to me." "What are they saying?" "I think I heard something." "It was like a whisper..." "Sharpen your senses." "Wait a little" "I think I lost contact with them..." "too." "That's fine." "You can do it again." "No worries." "Hey, your dreams will come true." "Exactly." "Saturday." "PD is on her way." "Her mother said she's having a Moody Pouty Day." "Moody Pouty Day?" "PD?" "Phluuuuuuueeeeeeeze!" "Why is the script for the first video so bloody lame?" "Lame?" "Vampires?" "It was like from my best friend Sabina's FB profile!" "Who the fuck is Sabina?" "Why was it so awful?" "I find it very in your face, relating to the popular vampire genre." "I'll say this only once." "The PD brand must contain pornography." "It provokes, it creates attention." "It is both hated and loved." "It brings out feelings." "The brand must be positioned so that the media is fucking shocked!" "You know, "PD encourages rapes and pedophilia."" "I want sensations and scandals." "I want discussion forum moderators to be up for three nights straight - deleting the worst fatwas." "Shut up!" "PD is shocking, because..." "I am shocking" "Exactly." "Okay, let's include pedophiles, or peds, like PD says." "That's it then, it's a done deal." "Peds are good..." "And I want copies of all vampire films and music videos ever made - so that I know what has not been done yet." "Fine." "Write that down." "No problem." "Fucking cool." "Has anyone.-." "Tell me in your own words, Mirccu." "What exactly were you thinking?" "Well..." "I guess I was lost in thought." "In thought?" "Listen, Mirccu..." "Yes?" "I was also lost in thought once, and you know what?" "Well?" "Our brand of chocolate lost its leading position in the market." "I rushed to my boss, scolded myself - and told him that I can do better." "You know what?" "Well?" "My boss fired me." "And you know what?" "I fucking deserved it." "Right." "Frozen." "Peas." "For PD." "Always." "Isn't that right?" "Yes." "OK." "PD'S MUSIC VIDEO" "What do you think about my idea of a park - a jogging path and a vampire that attacks PD and ties her up..." "Thank you, Jali." "I'm not finished yet." "Is there any way we can imagine " "PD as a vampire?" "Hello..." "How about we move 1 80 degrees away from the vampire theme?" "PD's parents have left her in the playroom of a shopping centre." "The children are entertained by Bunnybear, who fancies PD." "They dive into the ball pool." "PD tries to escape the passion but Bunnybear is too hot." "Too much clothes, too much..." "Teasinglickingkissingfu..." "We're expecting 1 7 000 hours of vampire material." "We will not move away from vampires." "What does the guardian say?" "I'm not sure about the animal characters." "PD has had panic attacks since she was harassed by Moomintroll's mother." "Right." "And do remember - that I have ordered 1 7 000 hours of vampire material." "I'd rather not say this, but..." "I think Mirccu's idea is fresh" "It made me feel something." "It made me feel like I was..." "Sick." "Fat." "Hunchbacked" "A separated Siamese twin in a hotel room..." "..who needs love just like anybody else." "I am for Bunnybear." "I also feel that I am the other Siamese twin." "I stand behind Bunnybear." "Happy days for now." "Mirccu does what everything in the world depends on.:" "She promotes a teen sensation." ""Dear media representative." "I have interesting news. "" ""It's about to explode!"" ""Wow!" "We 'll soon launch this year's hottest sensation. "" ""She took Barnier by storm with her soulful demo. "" "Frozen in winter's..." "fucking frost." ""But she has also had a lot of sadness in her life. "" ""Her beloved pony Cheerio died when she was twelveish. "" ""The grief made her express her feelings through music. "" ""This is just the beginning, the rest will be pop history. "" ""Best regards, Mirccu, PR coordinator. "" "Are you okay with Bunnybear?" "Does he even have a fucking soul?" "Animals don't have a soul." "Yuck!" "I'm being kind when I say:" "Fix it, or you'll die and you"ll fix it." "Murderer!" "Murderer!" "Where was I?" "Yes, you'll die if I don't have those lay-outs tomorrow." "Come on, Jali, come to the Advertising  Marketing seminar." "Oh darn, our kids have been in shift daycare three nights straight." "And Princess Tiaamii has colic..." "Come on, no such thoughts now." "They pick mushrooms for many days." "Jali comes home a week late - after wandering off with hungry Thai berry pickers." "Let's move on." "Jali..." "Which one is your fave guy?" "This one." "You're so pathetic." "I don't even want to imagine what your dick looks like" "Mirccu." "I don't know, you like read my fucking soul." "You mean soul soul?" "Yeah." "I could snog you." "Now?" "PD doesn't snog Mirccu." "She is confused, but luckily she has Roba." "If you're horny, you can always watch "The Blue Lagoon"." "Yeah." "Maybe I better save my energy for the meeting with the producers." "I hope they like you." "I think they will." "I think so too." "Otherwise it would be dumb - since they have a complete package with synergy advantages and all." "Exactly." "But hey, let's be in touch when you're back." "Kisses, darling." "Kisses." "You can press the red button." "You first." "No, you press it." "No, you." "Let's press it at the same time." "Okay." "One, two, three..." "Hello?" "No one can deny that Roba Rundman " "The Pink Icon, is here to stay as the toughest Pink in the pitch..." "The graphics aren't quite finished yet - and I'd like to add more emotion to the music at the end." "Like in "Gladiator"." "You could launch an entire product line..." "Let me tell you something." "Your problem is - that you don't have a story." "But I do..." "I get a feeling - that this won't carry and isn't strong enough." "I don't think you"ll be able to carry this alone." "I'm worried about the voice-over and montage sequences." "They are just details, but real problems lie elsewhere." "A dead vibe." "I agree." "A dead vibe." "vibration." "But you keep doing what you"re doing." "Go for it." "Don't give up, Roba." "Just think about me." "First they threatened me, but now I'm an engineer." "Yeah." "It feels so bad when you believe in something with your whole soul - and they don't even try to understand." "You've put all your energy, faith and spirit into something..." "I have to go now." "Let's talk more at home." "Kisses, darling." "Hello?" "In order to relieve the pain, Roba gives a fake interview." "The video based on Mirccu's idea will be filmed in three hours." "PD, why don't we sing a little, since that's the whole point." "Snow has fallen On the flowers in the valley" "Frozen is... the lake..." "The video star can barely contain herself." "Listen, PD." "Now we will..." "Now we'll sing." "Let's just produce sounds." "We have a contract." "What fucking contract?" "A record deal." "that's right." "Like I give a shit about some piece of paper." "You go and sing since you're so eager." "I have a belly ache and fucking broken hearts." "Nobody knows that the night before Sabina had snogged PD's ex Mixu - although Sabina had just sworn she might be lesbian - and now PD has lost faith in the entire Western society." "She won't sing." "Three hours later." "I have just swallowed five litres of pistachio ice cream." "Now I'm supposed to sing about some fucking sparrow!" "I don't think she"ll sing." "The final straight." "Nothing can go wrong anymore." "Please!" "Has someone pissed here?" "You... are so dead." "D-A-E-D." "The stinking child makes headlines:" ""Where did Miro-Paavali disappear?"" "Meanwhile elsewhere:" "Roba and boy BFF." "I don't know..." "Should I just look myself eye to eye - and ask myself, whether my momentum has passed?" "How can Pink Icon say that?" "That's just the way it is." "I thought that while I'm injured " "I'd be able to clarify my set of values and such." "Now I'm just wondering who the hell I have to sleep with to get ahead." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "Yes." "It must be really cool." "Do you have a photo of him?" "Yuck!" "What does he even do?" "Well, he plays football." "But now he's injured and a little depressed." "I have taken quick loans, but now he designs underwear - and I have a dream job..." "I"ll never wear underwear." "Look, daddy is coming." "Now I get to fuck." "Please, it was a fucking joke." "He can't even get it up." "He has passed away That's what I was told" "Just this morning I looked my love in the eyes" "Now I'm left alone with grief..." "Guess what?" "PD is 1 5." "1 5?" "Or 16-ish." "Oh Jesus, my Lord" "When I was 1 6-ish, I fantasised about - our school principal sticking his cock into my ass." "Oh really?" "Then I was raped by a man next door, despite my diabetes." "Have you never had sweets?" "Now you understand that I know what it feels like to be - an oppressed, pressed and panicked woman." "Despite all this, I want you to know even in the darkest moments - that a terrible reality makes damn great reality TV." "That's right." "Jesus, look at my talented man!" "I just can't understand why he didn't succeed in "Finland's Got Talent"'." "More skin!" "Quiet in the audience." "...and be with my love" "I want to go away And be with my love" "I hope this evening never ends." "Today my soul is really really sad." "I've just received the results - from the first phase of launching operation Dirty Bomb." "PD's single and the expensive music video - are both disastrous flops." "Instead, consumers are looking for Bunnybear's single." "And Bunnybear has been launched by our biggest competitor." "And they'll launch a massive line of merchandise for the whole family." "Good, Mirccu." "I'm behind Bunny." "And that's not all." "Bunnybear enjoys an enormous popularity based on sympathy - because his mother died the day he was signed by our competitor." "Now Bunnybear has written a song dedicated to his mother, "Hey Mama'"." "I'm all tears in my eyes When I think about you" "I have broken hearts Why did you die?" "That's so damn tacky." "So..." "How the hell did this happen?" "Karin Barnier said PD's CD launch is on hold." "That sucks." "We are a creative force, no fucking dock workers." "Martin, we must eliminate that filthy Bunnybear." "How the hell could we eliminate him?" "There they are." "Please, shoot my mom instead!" "MOMMYBEAR" "BUNNYBEAR" "SICK, BUNNYBEAR!" "What can I say?" "This is fucking brilliant!" "After the elimination, Mirccu enjoys quality time." "At home." "In woollen socks." "Anyway, Martin loved the headline - and I've never seen him being so sincere and caring." "Do you listen to me anymore, Roba?" "Why don't I feel like it?" "Don't you find it strange that I'm asking myself these questions?" "You can't just wait for something to happen." "I'm not doing that." "We have a bunch of quick loans and other loans, so..." "Have you heard anything about your underwear collection?" "Not yet, but there's been economic fluctuation..." "We can no longer just wait." "And not like "wait wait", but wait." "Come on, Roba." "What are you really going to do?" "Come on!" "What do you mean "really"?" "This is real!" "Or have these drawn themselves?" "that's not what I meant." "Is fussing over a fucking teenager the only real job?" "I'm sorry, I'm no au pair, but a creative and playful human." "But we'll soon end up in a fucking breadline, where we don't belong!" "You must have realistic goals, not just illusions." "But I have!" "Really?" "Yes, I have!" "Really!" "Good!" "I'll sleep at the office." "Would I be a better person too if I slept under my workshop table?" "By the way, my quick loans paid for these pillows!" "Mirccu sleeps two nights at the office." "End of September." "The woman behind polluting wash balls is showing her higher knowledge." "In Lapland, PD's downloads have increased by a few degrees." "In Ostrobothnia, there's interest among the Christian fundamentalists - but Uusimaa and Kymenlaakso areas are practically dead." "Who gives a damn about some bloody pulp boiler in Kymenlaakso?" "You see, I had really hard business negotiations in Sweden." "Karin gave a green light to PD's new single and video." "This is humiliating for all women." "Wonderful!" "Just kidding." "Oh, what the fuck." "It really is wonderful." "Now PD is totally excited." "She just wants to make sure - that the male role is given to someone without Bunnybear's charisma." "PD wants..." "Think that she is 16-ish." "I'll never ask you to anything again." "Well..." "I can't say never - since tomorrow I might have to ask you to take out the rubbish." "But I'll never ask you to do anything this big." "But honey, it's such a different mundo from my mundo." "My mundo is like urban, grown-up and successful." "And don't seize on the word '"successful"'." "But... you know." "Please." "Please." "1916." "Gunther Grungel is killed on the French border." "1941." "Martti Pyhäjoki leaves to the Russian front." "2011." "Roba Rundman receives a dance rehearsal invitation." "Have you packed your indoor shoes?" "And snacks?" "This important course is called "Back to working life in your 40s"..." "Robert, I love you." "I shall return." "Your relationship is like swallowing an AIDS patient's sperm." "Did it occur to you that your idea was really stupid?" "Not really." "You in the back row, please pay attention." "This is not so easy." "Okay." "You can barely survive in the society." "So you better listen to me." "Yeah." "Let's listen." "Hey, you pushed your underwear-drawing man - into the arms of a twisted teen." "PD is not actually twisted." "She is..." ""A strong-willed 360 degree media sensation."'" "Oh Jesus, my Lord!" "I don't want to be this negative first thing in the morning - but work regulations apply to you special personalities, too." "You gays are not above this, are you?" "Damn!" "Besides, PD is not a crazy bitch." "She has a pony." "What fucking pony?" "Cheerio." "The pony is in heaven now, but.-." "An evil person can't have a pony, right?" "Don't mind Ellu Pauliina." "He is too sensitive." "Think, he cries every time he comes on my face." "If you don't start filling in the fake job application right now " "I'll have you know, I have pepper spray right at hand." "Right at hand!" "For fuck's sake" "Ellu Pauliina, sit your ass down and fill in the form..." "Ellu Pauliina doesn't get to work in a kindergarten." "He becomes a manny." "I need liqueur!" "Is it true that you know how to design underwear?" "Yes." "Yuck, how pervy!" "No, it's a business." "I didn't know you are Pink Icon." "You were such a joke." "I was like 1 2 back then." "We laughed at you so much." "Did you realise how awful your hair was?" "I was quite popular." "But you know..." "I'm really glad that you have no charisma whatsoever." "I don't want another idiot like Bunnybear in my life." "He fucking broke my hearts." "And you know..." "I've cried for like three weeks" "Why are people so cruel?" "Even human animals" "That's why I've been really sad souls." "Roba..." "Hugs me." "Hugs me hard." "Fuck." "Fuck!" "If you chicken out, you fly straight back to Finland." "Shoot, Pirjo!" "Do it, come on!" "Do it!" "There's a lot at stake." "Shoot!" "Do it!" "Come on, shoot!" "Shoot!" "Shoot, Pirjo!" "Shoot!" "What do you think..." "I mean.." "Where is the limit?" "Or what are the limitations..." "Who can you fuck and who not?" "You know." "How come?" "Let's take a hypothetical situation." "There's someone really cool who you like a lot." "But at the same time, in a way it doesn't feel quite right." "It feels a little unnatural." "Come on, it's 201 1 ." "We don't have to feel ashamed of what we want." "That's what I thought." "There's no reason for shame." "No shame." "So moral thinking is like Fair Trade bananas or some such shit, right?" "What?" "I mean.." " You don't think I'm a sleazy wanker, do you?" "Roba and Aku search for answers in aphorisms from a Tibetan book." "In the book, a fat man lies on top of a smiling woman." "The position is called The Elephant." "Enlightenment is near." "Thank you!" "What fucking wind machine was that?" "Why the lights are all wrong?" "Nothing is how I'd like." "And where the hell is my chewing gum?" "Gum for PD!" "You were amazing." "Shut up, baldhead!" "Comb your hair!" "I'll try to do that, but..." "Shut up!" "PD has a diabetic attack." "Yes, I know she hasn't got diabetes - just an unsafe childhood and bla bla." "Bullshit." "She is just damn annoying." "PD..." "Yeah?" "Mirccu could be here." "I think it's awful when something ends." "Especially now that I don't have Cheerio anymore." "You can buy more Cheerios in the shop, can't you?" "I'm just so-.." "lonely." "All I have is..." ".." "loneliness." "Roba..." "Have some gum..." "Don't pray on your knees again!" "Mirccu decides to get drunk on hand sanitizer and sleeping pills." "But first, she has a festive dinner on Barnier's tab." "To PD and success." "I'm really happy." "Now we have a product, a video - which doesn't play with a difficult Lolita theme - but which is sexy and simple." "Mirccu?" "You can't be here." "This is my hiding place." "Look, it's PD." "What did you think about Roba?" "I don't know." "He was alright." "Alright." "But you know..." "I'm more into older - and balding men." "Are you 100 % sure - that what you saw in the toilet was real and not an optical illusion?" "Optical illusion?" "You had been up for days and slept under the desk." "You drank hand sanitizer, you have a stressful job like an astronaut.." "I could go on forever." "I can't say I'm sure, like absolutely 100 % sure - but I have a feeling that it could be true." "Follow them." "Get evidence." "Do what any normal control freak - and jealousy-ridden wife and mother would do." "Okay then." "Guilt, pain, many levels." "Orhan Pamuk's wet dream." "What the fuck?" "Hello?" "Roba..." "I have a belly ache and I'm really down." "Could you bring me pistachio ice cream?" "Three hours later the ice cream is melting - while the wounded teen opens up her soul." "I have a reality concept in mind." "We could have a farm, you know." "There could be like, I don't know, dogs - and a camera crew." "And like cats, hens..." "I don't know, a pony." "That's what I've been thinking about" "But then again, I don't know..." "I am only 1 5, after all." "I don't know how I'd manage all that farm stuff." "Beautiful." "Sensual." "Forbidden." "Two lonely souls whose paths cross." "The scene is made for the producers." "In reality, it went like this:" "Did you even bring the damn pistachio ice cream?" "Hello?" "Mirccu..." "I can't go on..." "I can start." "We have just been told - that earlier this evening " "an ammunition storehouse blew up in Utti." "Dozens are dead." "Children and their parents are separated forever." "Why did this have to happen - just when we had our last chance to launch PD?" "DIRTY BOMB" "This is seriously bad." "Really really really bad." "that's right." "PD's second single won't get any exposure for many weeks." "LIGHT A CANDLE FOR THE VICTIMS!" "It would be really crucial for us." "Where the hell could we find more powerful marketing tools?" "Nowhere." "How the hell can we compete with an ammunition storehouse explosion?" "This is so horrible..." "Mirccu." "Laura Melanie just wants to go home, away from it all." "We need serious crisis communication." "On Facebook, where she has two sponsored goats as friends." "Okay." "Good." "Who the hell is going to tell PD about this?" "I'm totally exhausted." "I'm so broken." "Completely broken." "Please!" "Why the hell did none of you stop this from happening?" "We didn't even know about the storehouse." "Please!" "Oh fuck, I'll die!" "How did you not know?" "Utti is not on our download list." "I don't care!" "How could I get overrun by such a ridiculous thing!" "Something like this only happens in fairytales!" "You better have a fucking plan by tomorrow!" "Kill or freeze someone, whatever!" "As long as you have a fucking plan!" "You'll get it tomorrow." "Phluuuuuuueeeeeeeze!" "Mirccu and Laura fly to the crisis area to offer humanitarian help." "Here's an artist t-shirt." "Here's a clean shirt for the child." "Meanwhile at the office." "Hello?" "What the hell are you Finnish idiots doing?" "What should we do now?" "I suggest you tranquillise her." "No!" "Yes, it's for the best" "Put the saw down, PD!" "Put the saw down PD!" "You leave us no choice!" "This is a curtain call." "I have a huge pressure from Sweden." "Karin Barnier said..." "You are Ötzi the Iceman of a dying business." "Imagine what she said." "How can a worn out scavenger like her be so cruel?" "I'm not dried-up, am I?" "No, you're not." "Thank God!" "PD!" "that's right." "Are we going to get through this?" "Of course we are." "You have a crisis solution for tomorrow morning, right?" "Sure, I do." "Through the veil of a dream I can see your face" "You stay for a while And warm up the place" "I try to touch you But it is in vain" "In the darkness of the night The warmth does not remain" "You dry the tears From my eyes so sad" "If only this dream were real I would be so glad" "I see your smile So tender and loving" "It gives me faith To carry on living" "Hi, it's me." "Yuck!" "Come on, don't say that." "Roba, don't you get it?" "I can't talk with a strange man on the phone." "But we have a video coming out..." "What fucking video?" "I cut you out of it, and now it's a fucking piece of art." "And it felt like nothing at all." "Just like an abortion." "A little snip." "What about the reality thing?" "I can't move to a damn farm with you." "I'm fucking 1 5!" "I gotta go now." "I have a singing hour." "Singing hour?" "Yeah." "I sing alone for an hour." "Now what?" "Cheerio... is dead." "Or something." "This is fucking brilliant." "Oh, Mirccu." "Thank you." "I've always known that you are the key to success." "Can I have a copy to watch it later, from a professional viewpoint." "The editing is cool." "Go ahead, take a hundred copies." "Please, take this cape off." "I'll die, this is so fucking brilliant!" "Soon the whole country gets to see this fucking piece of art." "Should we play some music or something?" "A ballad maybe?" "Good idea." "So, this is the end." "PD becomes a 360 degree sensation with moving populistic songs." "Still, PD's parents' import business goes under." "PD's father is suspected of false accounting and goes into hiding." "A few years later, PD's mother chokes on her hair extensions." "Laura Melanie sends her only Facebook friends back to Kenya." "Karin Barnier closes down the company's office in Finland." "Martin has his own record label, Bakka  Partners." "Should we brainstorm a little and think about our next launch?" "Jali never leaves Martin's side." "The job centre lady takes higher doses of lithium." "Paavo and Ellu Pauliina try to avoid job centre's raking course." "In vain." "Roba Rundman, we give you this pennant - and a 1 0 000 euro check." "Roba Rundman's sex tape does not ruin his success story." "He is seen as a courageous man and a poster boy for a taboo subject." "Aku bursts with pride." "Roba and Mirccu split up soon after the sex scandal." "The renovation still continues." "As the new brand leader, I have the pleasure - to present two new members in the Wohoo family:" "Wohoo Washing-up Liquid and Wohoo Shampoo." "Mirccu's destiny is also sealed." "Oh, it's all so beautiful that it hurts." "I open my eyes" "And I see a new day" "Hey, it makes me scared" "Oh, it scares me so" "I go on" "I see a butterfly" "It can fly no more" "And it scares me so" "Children of the world Hand in hand" "We walk towards the future" "In this world" "Like a dove that flies Without a care in the world" "Hand in hand" "Sisters and brothers" "And together" "We do everything better" "Children of the world Hand in hand" "We walk towards the future" "In this world" "Like a dove that flies Without a care in the world" "Who could wake us up" "To a new morning When we are all free to fly"