"Uncle-in-arms Sun suspects Ancient Tomb Sect" "But that shrew was scornful of Li Mok-sau" "So it doesn't seem likely" "So she really is Aunt" "Uncle-in-arms has asked that hussy or a duel in the Wolf Valley at tomorrow noon I don't know how many will come with her" "But with you two with us" "We don't have to worry about their numbers" "Good!" "I will be there tomorrow noon" "Brother Hon, we bid you goodbye for the time being" "Let us see you out" "But it is close to Chungyeung Monastery here" "Please don't let our Grand Shifus know about it" "Of course" "Goodbye Goodbye" "I will be able to see Aunt tomorrow" "Go to bed" "Tomorrow when we see that hussy" "We can cut her ears off" "It stinks" "Brother-in-arm, you actually shat here?" "How could it be me?" "You did it?" "Me?" "Of course not" "Where is the bundle?" "Sheep, sheep, you will see the most beautiful girl in no time" "But I don't think you know how to appreciate her beauty" "Go eat your grass" "When Aunt is here and sees a shepherd knows Maiden Sword Routine lt will give her a great shock" "Hey!" "The hussy is not here yet?" "No, Uncle-in-arms" "Stinking Taoists and dirty beggars" "They are just too foul for Aunt to take care of" "When that hussy is here Let us teach her a lesson" "Yes, Uncle-in-arms" "You stinking Taoists and beggars Been waiting for long?" "She is not Aunt" "Hussy, you have the nerve to come" "Ask your helps to show themselves" "These are my helps" "Shrew, how wicked" "What are you looking at?" "Look at her, she is a fairy in white?" "She is not even fit to carry Aunt's shoes" "Don't look" "You bitch, let me clear you off" "All right, let me show you Quanzhen swordsmanship" "What?" "With a broken sword?" "Bitch, what is your relationship with Goddess Locusta?" "So the lame girl is with Li Mok-sau" "Both sides are bad I won't waste my time on you" "No, she imposes as Aunt I have to teach her a lesson" "All right, let me save you first" "Goddess Locusta?" "Brethren Hon, Brother Chan, let us go" "The sheep has turned crazy!" "Lame girl, you are on your own" "No, where is my tulwar?" "The sheep has turned crazy!" "No..." "Hey!" "Don't you shout here lt was your fault, you rascals frightened my sheep away" "Granddad will kill me" "All right, your sheep did give me help" "Take it" "What?" "You don't want it?" "Idiot, it is silver" "Of course if want it But one ingot is not enough" "That's all I have All right" "What are you looking at?" "You want to mock my lameness?" "Let me kill you" "Please don't kill me..." "Don't you run away..." "Don't kill me...don't kill me" "My granddad taught me..." "What did he teach you?" "That time I kept staring at Lass Third" "And Granddad picked up a pole and beat me with it" "Who is Lass Third?" "She is the third daughter of the third son of the cousin of Aunt Ngau next door" "She is the prettiest girl in our village" "We all call her corpse" "What?" "Corpse?" "You mean cutie?" "Something like that" "Granddad says we call a pretty girl corpse" "But I don't what it means" "You are more of a corpse than Lass Third" "So I wanted to look at your corpse face" "But Granddad forbids me to look at corpse" "So I didn't look at your corpse face" "But looked at your corpse feet instead" "What a stupid egg" "You are not just corpse, you are a fairy" "How did you know my name is Stupid Egg?" "You are really called Stupid Egg?" "What about your parents?" "They have died, I only have my Granddad" "But he is very mean I lost my sheep, he will kill me" "You go back with me and tell him, come on" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "You let go of me first Your hands are so dirty" "You listen to me" "He will beat me to death" "You let me...you let me tag along" "You let go of me first" "All right, tag along if you can" "Noodles..." "is this good?" "What?" "You are still following me?" "If you won't get lost I will chop you to death" "Hey!" "Don't leave me!" "You..." "Don't leave me" "What is going on..." "She is my wife, but she renounces me and threatens to kill me" "Look" "What?" "This is ridiculous!" "You just can't..." "You silly Stupid Egg What are you blabbering here?" "You get fresh with me?" "How ridiculous..." "Wife beating up husband?" "This is absurd..." "Who says he is my husband?" "You silly Stupid Egg Granddad asked you to tend the sheep" "And you come here with your wife?" "The sheep is everything I own in this world" "And you take it away from me?" "Let me beat you to death..." "Please don't" "Beat you to death..." "Hey...that's enough...thank you" "Let me carry on for a bit longer, it is fun" "Hey!" "Beat you to death..." "Stop..." "Beat you to death..." "Hey, my wife is leaving" "Daughter-in-law, this Stupid Egg maltreats you?" "What?" "I maltreat her?" "She maltreats me" "You got me this mean wife" "She beat me and you gave her a hand" "That's enough, you two stop your playacting" "Daughter-in-law...this Stupid Egg is a fool" "And I know it is hard on you" "But you can't accommodate him I am old now and my days are numbered" "But if anything happens to him" "How can you take care of the little Stupid Egg in your belly?" "You silly old fool!" "What?" "I am not done with it yet, after her" "Rascal Stupid Egg!" "You call me?" "You call me?" "Lass..." "I really am sorry" "Though Stupid Egg is a bit silly..." "But nice in personality" "Unlike you..." "Right..." "You still want to get fresh with me?" "Granddad..." "Thank you" "Let me teach you two a lesson" "Don't think I am easy-going" "No..." "I am dying..." "Granddad... I am dying..." "Granddad!" "You killed my Granddad!" "Granddad..." "Granddad...please answer me..." "How come?" "I didn't use much force" "Don't touch my Granddad" "Granddad..." "Don't come near..." "Granddad doesn't want to see you" "Go away" "My breath holding kungfu not bad?" "Let me play ghost to scare her" "You are smart indeed" "So you had fun spanking me?" "Have a rest here I will come back to you later" "Tuck in, Stupid Egg" "I have to go, Stupid Egg" "Stupid Egg..." "Granddad raised me up" "You killed him just like that" "Who is going to look after me now?" "I told you I didn't mean it" "You give Granddad back to me..." "You are wicked, heartless and evil!" "You think I was born like that?" "Luk Mo-sheung, come out here" "You little hussy You want to spy on our practice?" "No, I see you are practicing hard" "So I bring you fruit as refreshment" "Shifu, I dare her to spy on us" "Ling-po, you are protective of your little sister-in-arms" "Mo-sheung, if I am in good mood I may teach you a move or two" "But don't think you will be taught Ancient Tomb's premium kungfus lt will give you ideas of avenging your parents" "And I have to kill you off" "How would I?" "Shifu is now what I have got I don't even remember how my parents looked like" "Little hussy, you sure know how to talk" "Now go back in Yes" "Why I had to suffer so much?" "Why I had to be abused by that witch Li Mok-sau?" "She killed your parents and you have to kill others?" "Yes!" "Stupid Egg, now I send you to keep your Granddad company!" "How?" "I didn't mean to kill you" "But you made me sentimental and told you my suffering" "I don't want others to know I cried in front of a fool" "Moreover, even if I spare you" "You will be bullied now that you have no one in this world" "Don't kill me...no...help..." "Let me kill you...don't go...stop here" "Don't...don't kill me... I am sorry, I do it for your own good" "No...it is chipped" "You gave me these two ingots of silver" "Now I return them to you But they are chipped" "Stupid Egg, you..." "That's odd, why can't you move?" "Stop acting here I know you closed my acupoint lf you are smart, you reopen it" "Otherwise, I will make you beg for death" "How do I know reopening acupoints?" "But Uncle Cheung of our village knows how" "He is a kungfu practitioner" "He gives others a pat here and there and they won't move" "Some other pats and they move again" "Let me give you some pats" "But don't make me beg for death" "You...stop!" "You just stop!" "Some more pats and you can move again" "Let me try again, come on lf you touch me again I will kill myself by biting my tongue off" "All right, I stop" "You just stand firm, if you fall down" "No one here to pick you up" "See you" "You Stupid Egg, when my acupoint reopens I will chop you to pieces" "Shifu?" "I saw the beggar carrying that shrew's tulwar" "She must be around" "Stupid Egg" "Ling-po, you go in and check it out" "Yes, Shifu" "Sister-in-arms?" "Shifu will not give you an easy death" "Let me do you a favour" "Ling-po!" "Shifu!" "You think I can't kill now?" "Who asked you to kill her so quickly?" "You see your shifu and you don't kneel down" "You are my mortal enemy, just skip it" "You stole my Five Poison Manual You hand it out" "Witch Locusta, let me teach you a lesson" "Who is it?" "Run!" "After them!" "Yes!" "Run!" "Shifu...." "After them..." "Sit down first" "We can't afford to sit, come on" "Don't worry" "We took a short cut" "They won't be here for a while" "What are you doing?" "Your rib is broken I mean to reset it for you" "You know bonesetting?" "Of course, when my dog broke its leg in its fight with the yellow dog next door I reset it for it" "And more, when the pig in our village broke it rib, I reset it for her" "How dare you!" "You lousy Stupid Egg" "You see me as a dog or a pig?" "You are swine!" "If I am swine, then I am a boar and you a sow" "You..." "You what?" "Two days after I reset the leg for my dog" "He was alive and kicking" "And could fight others dogs again" "You can't touch me" "You just shut up" "After resetting your rib we have to go" "Or we can't get away" "All right, Stupid Egg, if you lie to me" "You will die a gruesome death" "You say you will reset my rib" "What are you looking at?" "If you look again I will bite my tongue off" "All right, don't cry, I have closed my eyes" "Why you won't leave Gor and that girl alone" "That Luk Mo-sheung is a traitor lt is not your business" "You are have been following them" "So sneaky, you have shamed Ancient Tomb Sect" "Oh, I got it now You got it?" "Your Gor has roving eyes" "Seeing that my disciple is pretty He has abandoned you" "Nonsense, Gor helps her out of kindness" "Oh yes?" "Don't lie to yourself" "Look at you, you are just wooden" "There was no comparison in the tomb And that fool treasured you" "But my disciple is vivacious" "She suits your Gor better than you do" "Sister-in-arms..." "That means your Gor will not die for you now" "So your vow is not invalidated" "Now you have left the mountain" "So you are a traitor of our sect" "You cannot hold Maiden Sutra anymore" "Gor was good to me Only because there was no one else?" "What, after all, is love?" "Sister-in-arms, we share the same fate" "We sisters-in-arms are like real sisters" "Why don't you take out Maiden Sutra" "Let us practice it together" "Then we can kill all the heartless men in the world I can't give you Maiden Sutra" "Living is meaningless lf you won't kill all the heartless men with me" "Why don't you commit suicide" "Let me take over Ancient Tomb Sect" "Living is meaningless..." "Why Gor won't take me as his wife?" "Why?" "Why?" "You are cold and wooden lt can't be..." "No more of that lf you really won't hand it out" "Don't blame me for being heartless" "Sister-in-arms, I have no mood to fight you" "Shifu..." "Boss Yes" "Get us some dishes, please Yes" "Shing, get them dishes" "Sit down" "You silly Stupid Egg, you are dirty" "You make me dirty too, go away" "Oh yes, I am sorry That's enough" "All right now, don't play the fool What is your name?" "I told you my name is not Fu I told you it is Stupid Egg My family name is Stupid" "All right, don't tell me if you don't want to" "Then who is your shifu?" "My shifu is my Aunt" "What?" "your aunt?" "Yes" "Then which sect she belongs to?" "Shack?" "Shack is home, she is at home l have had enough of you I have never seen anyone so stupid" "You are stupid, shack is not home?" "You tell me" "Thank you..." "let me..." "Hey!" "You know no table manners?" "You eat over there, don't share my table" "Go away, and use the chopsticks I am using them now, big deal" "No!" "Chow Pak-tung!" "Miss, spare a copper" "Spare the beggar a tulwar" "You don't take the road to heaven" "But insist in crashing the door of hell" "Let us go..." "Go... lt is odd, how come the beggars left so suddenly?" "You are silly, you wouldn't spare them coppers, of course they left" "We have to go too Where?" "To save Granddad, if we don't go now" "He cannot be revived" "Come on, hurry up" "Hey!" "Come on" "Oh no" "Stupid Egg, you are now a rotten egg" "Stupid Egg needs to wash I am changing, don't peek" "Thanks, you are dirty and ugly" "Looking at you will throw up what I ate yesterday" "It feels so good after a wash" "You...you are Stupid Egg?" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5...you gave me 5 looks" "That means you will throw up what you ate in the last 5 days" "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "Leaving, what is the point of staying" "You just leave me here?" "Miss, you are wounded and can't walk" "And you won't let me carry you" "What else can I do?" "Silly Stupid Egg, you can carry me" "Be careful" "Boss Yes" "You can serve now Yes" "Shing, take out their dishes" "Hey!" "Stupid Egg, where are you going?" "You told me to go there" "You won't share the table with me" "You have to piss me off, come sit here" "You sure?" "Yes" "All right" "That stinking vixen" "No!" "Witch Locusta" "No!" "Shifu!" "Come with me, hurry" "Shifu will find our room lt is all right, I've got a way" "Come on..." "Boss Yes, Elder you want a room?" "What elder?" "You hint that I am old?" "Which is the lame girl's room?" "Take the two to bed first" "Get to the bed Me?" "Yes You want me to sleep with them?" "No more arguing, your shifu is coming" "Faster, come on" "Sit there" "Drink like nothing has happened" "Pour the wine" "You said the lame girl is inside" "She was there just now" "Who lives in that room?" "Some Taoists" "More..." "Hey!" "We seem to have made it" "You Stupid Egg is cunning" "No!" "How stupid of me" "You are Stupid Egg Of course you are stupid" "We impose as Taoists The 3 Taoists know about it" "What if they tell your shifu about it?" "The 2 stinking Taoists left earlier than we did" "They should be in front of us" "Look at you, you are so preoccupied" "Your heart is not here" "Brethrens of the Beggar Sect Could you spare me alms?" "Stop that act, if you are smart" "You come back with us to see our Disciplinary Elder" "They are here!" "If you won't give me alms, give way" "Give way?" "Put dirt on your face" "Beggar and Taoist, have you seen a lame girl passing by?" "I just passed by and was provoked by two bully beggars I have no arms with me" "Since we are of the same religion Could you lend me your sword?" "Thank you" "Brother-in-arms, you don't have to help me" "Let the Beggar Sect know what it means by Quanzhen martial arts" "Quanzhen School?" "You really belong to the Quanzhen School?" "I have been holding back and didn't use our premium kungfu I just used our very basic Quanzhen Sword Routine to have fun with you" "What you just got is our Three Step Bone Corroding Needle" "Three Step Bone Corroding Needle?" "Take more than 3 steps and the poison will go to your heart lf you don't want to die, sit here forever" "Thank you for your sword" "Wait, Taoist, you are adept in martial arts" "Which of the Quanzhen Seven is your shifu?" "My late Shifu was Wong Chung-yeung I see, I am Li Mok-sau" "They call me Goddess Locusta or Witch Locusta" "Have you heard of me?" "Really I haven't" "But you are so pretty How can you be a witch?" "You make fun of me" "You call yourself disciple of Wong Chung-yeung I should give you a hard time before killing you" "But you did say something pleasing" "All right, I just teach you a lesson with my duster" "No, no, how can I fight with the lower generation?" "You are facing death and you still won't stop the nonsense?" "My Shifu was really immortal Chungyeung" "He was on the same generation with your Grand Shifu" "That makes me your elder" "How can I bully a sweet girl like you" "Lend him your sword Yes" "No, no..." "I really shouldn't fight a young girl of the lower generation" "But since you force me to" "All right, I take 3 moves from you without any weapons" "Let me say it beforehand lf you can take 3 moves from me I will let you off" "But with the 3 moves are over You cannot keep pestering me" "All right, elder, please" "You be careful" "So it is you the stinking kid" "What are you talking about?" "And I praised you as rare to find in the world" "So you are no different from other stinking men" "My traitor disciple doesn't look bad" "She broke her rib and you reset it for her" "And you have done it" "Nothing of that sort" "No wonder your shifu is so angry with you" "She has been tailing you all the time" "Aunt has been following me?" "But you did such a thing with other woman" "Aunt?" "I have to kill all unfaithful men like you" "Aunt, I am sorry" "Good, so you are not entirely heartless I will give you a quick death" "Run, Stupid Egg, run" "Shifu" "Ling-po, after them Yes" "Stupid Egg, you were not yourself I was so scared" "See you You are leaving?" "Fine, you just go, let me shifu get me" "And torture me to death" "If your shifu is the sister-in-arms of my shifu" "You can't be that nice a person" "Don't you insult my shifu" "So you think I am not pretty enough That I will bore you" "Some dumb shifu of yours What's the big deal?" "You just can't compare with my shifu" "She is a fairy from heaven" "You aren't even good enough to be her maid" "You...even if she is the most beautiful girl in the world lt is not your business" "You insulted my shifu lf l didn't have to go looking for her I would give you a good beating" "So what if you have found her?" "Whatever she wants me to do lf she wants me to keep her company in the tomb for life I will keep her company for life" "That means I will never see you again" "All right, you just leave" "You just leave me here" "Let me shifu kill me I can never avenge my parents' death" "I know it is my destiny You don't have to bother with me" "If your shifu really kills you I may avenge your death" "She is a fairy from heaven" "You aren't even good enough to be her maid" "Miss, if you jump down you will die" "Let me die" "My parents were killed" "And I had to live at the mercy of their killer"