"If it's a quiet night at the beach, and your ex old lady suddenly out of nowhere shows up with a story about her current billionaire land developer boyfriend and his wife and her boyfriend, and a plot to kidnap that billionaire and throw him in a loony bin..." " I need your help, Doc." " ... maybe you should just look the other way." "But if you're Doc, it may all start to get a little peculiar after that." " Michael Z. Wolfmann..." " Mickey Wolfmann." " ... has vanished." " So where would I find him?" "He's technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi." "And a girl wouldn't necessarily want to get into difficulties with those folks." "Do you have a spare picture I could borrow?" "Well, maybe you're better off with the Nazis." " Are you all right?" " Am I?" "Are you?" "Ordinarily, we're the ones asking the questions." "And your question is, which side am I on?" " Good question." " Wrong answer." "Did I get you?" "Doc may not be a do-gooder, but he's done good." "LOVE" "USUALLY LEADS" "TO TROUBLE" "Good luck, Doc." "..:" "Inherent Vice :.." "By Sadeghwalker"