"GEE, BRAIN," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY," "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* ONE IS A GENIUS" "* THE OTHER'S INSANE *" "* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *" "* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE *" "* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED *" "* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN *" "* THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN" "* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN" "* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH *" "* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "NARF!" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "[AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL PLAYS]" "Brain:" "WASHINGTON, D.C., PINKY." "OUR NATION'S CAPITAL," "THE SEAT OF POWER FOR THE FREE WORLD." "Pinky:" "AND THE HOME OF FREAKAZOID!" "DARN YOUR TOPICAL REFERENCES, PINKY." "EXCELLENT, PINKY." "NOW STOP." "BEHOLD THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL." "ABE LINCOLN REPRESENTS SOMETHING" "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVEN'T SEEN" "IN A VERY LONG TIME." "NICKEL SLOTS!" "DON'T TALK UNTIL I FINISH." "ABE LINCOLN WAS PERHAPS" "THE MOST RESPECTED PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME." "ONCE WE ARRANGE HIS COMEBACK," "THE MERE SIGHT OF HIM" "WILL COMPEL THE POPULACE TO FOLLOW HIS LEAD." "BUT, BRAIN, ABE LINCOLN, UM..." "DIDN'T HE, UH..." "ISN'T HE..." "YOU KNOW." "NOT THE REAL LINCOLN, PINKY," "BUT AN ICON BEYOND REPROACH!" "THIS HUGE AND GRANITE STATUE OF MR. LINCOLN." "NARRFF!" "I SHALL BORROW A PAGE FROM THE IMMORTAL EDGAR BERGEN," "RETROFITTING THE STATUE'S JAW" "FOR VENTRILOQUISM TO MY VOICE!" "BRILLIANT, BRAIN!" "OH, BUT CAN YOU IMPERSONATE LINCOLN'S VOICE?" "PINKY, ABE LINCOLN DIED 130 YEARS AGO," "WELL BEFORE THE INCEPTION OF RECORDED SOUND." "NO ONE ALIVE TODAY KNOWS WHAT ABE LINCOLN SOUNDED LIKE." "[GLORY, GLORY HALLELUJAH PLAYS]" "AHEM!" "TESTING." "1, 2, 3." "THIS IS ONLY A TEST." "SHE SELLS SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE." "ZORT!" "AMAZING, BRAIN!" "OOH, OOH!" "LET ME TRY!" "UM, GUESS MY WEIGHT" "AND WIN A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF HOT LINKS!" "HA!" "NARF!" "QUIET, PINKY." "THE PUBLIC APPROACHES." "[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]" "CAN YOU READ THE INSCRIPTION, BILLY?" ""FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO..."" "Brain:" "OUR FATHERS BROUGHT FORTH ON THIS CONTINENT" "A NEW NATION," "CONCEIVED IN LIBERTY AND DEDICATED" "TO THE PROPOSITION THAT ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL." "DID YOU SEE THAT?" "OH!" "THE STATUE IS SPEAKING!" "YOUR VOICE IS CHANGING TOO EARLY, BILLY." "THAT WASN'T ME, GRANDPA." "IT WAS HIM!" "ABE?" "ABE!" "GOOD DAY, CITIZENS." "I HAVE NO AMBITION SO GREAT" "AS BEING WORTHY OF THE ESTEEM OF MY FELLOW MEN." "WHAT'D HE SAY?" "WHAT'D HE SAY?" "WOW!" "YOU BEHOLD NO MERE STATUE" "BUT THE ACTUAL EMBODIMENT OF ABRAHAM LINCOLN" "COME BACK AS YOUR PHILOSOPHICAL GUIDE" "AND ERSTWHILE LEADER." "IF YOU'RE REALLY LINCOLN," "THEN WHO WAS YOUR VICE PRESIDENT?" "I HAD TWO-- HANNIBAL HAMLIN," "THEN ANDREW JOHNSON." "KID'S STUFF." "WHO DID YOU APPOINT TO THE SUPREME COURT?" "SWAYNE, MILLER, DAVIS, FIELD, AND SALMON P. CHASE," "WHO WAS MY CHIEF JUSTICE." "LUCKY GUESS." "WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BELLY BUTTON LINT?" "BLUE-GRAY WITH SHARDS OF CADMIUM YELLOW." "HE'S RIGHT!" "YES, I, ABRAHAM LINCOLN," "BENEVOLENT GENIUS WITH AN I.Q. TO SHAME EINSTEIN," "HAVE RETURNED TO RULE YOU ALL" "WITH MY COURTLY INTELLECT." "YAY!" "YAY!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BELIEVE IT, BRAIN." "PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANT TO BELIEVE, PINKY." "[CROWD CHEERS]" "JUST LOOK AT HOW THEY FOLLOW ABE LINCOLN'S EVERY MOVE." "I'LL SAY." "HE'S MORE POPULAR" "THAN--ZORT--TONY DANZA!" "AMAZINGLY, YES." "REFRAIN FROM PUSHING." "LET THE GREAT EMANCIPATOR THROUGH, PLEASE." "[SCREECH]" "HEY, WHERE'D YOU LEARN TO DRIVE?" "FROM THE BACK OF A SHOVEL BY CANDLELIGHT." "THAT'S ABE LINCOLN." "WE'VE ENCOUNTERED LEADERSHIP-HUNGRY GAWKERS' BLOCK, PINKY." "Reporter:" "AN INCREDIBLE EVENT IS UNFOLDING" "IN MIDTOWN WASHINGTON, D.C. AT THIS MOMENT." "ABRAHAM LINCOLN HIMSELF HAS APPARENTLY COME BACK," "REINCARNATED IN THE FORM OF THE STATUE" "THAT FORMERLY STOOD FRONTING THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL." "GEE WHIZ." "I MEAN, FIRST ELVIS AND NOW THIS?" "YEAH, THAT'S WILD, MAN." "I'M IN, PINKY!" "[CHEERING]" "GOSH, MR. PRESIDENT, YOU HAVEN'T TOUCHED YOUR POTATO SALAD." "IT'S MIGHTY GOOD IN THE TUMMY." "THANK YOU, BUT MY INNARDS ARE SOLID GRANITE." "AND, PLEASE, CALL ME ABE." "OK, MR. PRES" "UH, ABE." "AW, SHUCKS." "WELL, TELL ME, ABE, WHAT DO YOU NEED" "TO MAKE YOUR STAY WITH US MORE ENJOYABLE?" "I NEED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "All:" "ABE, ABE, ABE!" "WELL, LET US MOVE FORWARD TOGETHER" "WITH TOLERANCE, OPENNESS, AND COOPERATION." "HEY, HOW ABOUT I SEND YOU ON A GOOD WILL TOUR?" "YES!" "DONE." "PHEW!" "AAH!" "WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "A RUNAWAY TRAIN?" "Brain:" "I'LL HANDLE IT, OFFICER." "ABE!" "THEY DON'T REFER TO ME" "AS THE OLD RAIL-SPLITTER FOR NIL." "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "RAIL-SPLITTER!" "THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE FOUND" "WHAT'S BEEN SORELY MISSING IN THEIR LIVES" "A GREAT ACADEMY AWARD SHOW HOST!" "I WOULD DEMONSTRATE MY ONE-ARMED PUSHUPS," "BUT I WANT TO MAINTAIN MY SPRINGTIME FRESHNESS." "[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]" "TOMORROW, PINKY, ON MY TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO WASHINGTON," "I SHALL ANNOUNCE MY TAKEOVER" "TO A READY WORLD." "UM, BRAIN, ONE QUESTION." "IS THAT AN ARMANI TUX?" "THE GOOD MORNING TODAY SHOW WELCOMES" "AMERICA'S NEW SWEETHEART ABE LINCOLN" "BACK TO WASHINGTON, D.C." "WE ALSO WELCOME JOHN HOOVER," "THE OLDEST LIVING AMERICAN" "AT 135 YEARS YOUNG TODAY." "HOW ABOUT THAT, HONEST ABE?" "MY CONGRATULATIONS TO MR. HOOVER," "BUT I WISH TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT." "TODAY, CITIZENS, I HAVE COME TO TAKE OVER THE" "HOLD IT!" "THAT'S NOT ABE LINCOLN!" "Crowd:" "OH!" "WHY!" "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?" "OF COURSE I DO, YOU BIG BELUGA!" "THAT'S NOT ABE'S VOICE." "I HEARD ABRAHAM LINCOLN SPEAK WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD." "THE REAL LINCOLN WAS, WELL," "SMALLER AND HAD A RASPY VOICE..." "MORE LIKE TONY DANZA." "WAIT." "I CAN EXPLAIN." "[CROWD SHOUTS]" "[RASPY VOICE] I USUALLY SOUND MORE LIKE THIS." "Pinky:" "ISN'T THAT LOUIS ARMSTRONG, BRIAN?" "QUIET, PINKY." "YOU LIED TO US!" "Brain:" "WHOA!" "Pinky:" "AAH!" "OH!" "WHOA!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "WHOA!" "AAH!" "WHOA!" "AAH!" "COME, PINKY, WE MUST" "WELL, YOU KNOW." "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "THIS ONE OUGHT TO HOLD YOU." "QUICKLY, PINKY." "WE MUST MAKE HASTE" "AND ESCAPE FROM THIS WRETCHED HOLE." "POIT!" "I RATHER LIKE IT." "IT'S HOMEY WITHOUT LOSING THAT BRACING DANKNESS." "AHH!" "QUIET, PINKY." "I'M CALCULATING." "I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THEIR SAD AND PITIFUL RODENTS," "SUITABLE FOR NOTHING BETTER THAN INANE EXPERIMENTS." "[GROWLING]" "UM..." "HA HA!" "PERHAPS THAT WAS A POOR CHOICE OF WORDS, BRAIN." "HOW'S ABOUT WE DO A LITTLE EXPERIMENTING ON YOU?" "YEAH." "IT'S YOUR FAULT THEY PUT US IN THIS NEW CAGE." "YOU AND YOUR BIG ESCAPES!" "WAIT, WAIT." "IT'S VITALLY IMPORTANT TO ALL MICE," "EVEN LESS INTELLIGENT MEMBERS OF THE SPECIES," "THAT ONE MOUSE RISE IN STATION" "AGAINST IMPOSSIBLE ODDS." "WHAT'D HE SAY?" "HE MEANS--NARF!" "OR IS IT POIT?" "THANK YOU, PINKY." "THAT WAS BORDERING ON COHERENCE." "I SPEAK OF HOPE, GENTLEMEN." "CLEAR AND SIMPLE HOPE." "YEAH, YEAH." "DON'T GET ALL PUFFY ON US, HEAD BOY." "THERE'S NO HOPE HERE," "ESPECIALLYS FOR YOU!" "WAIT." "WAIT." "LET ME TELL YOU ALL A STORY." "OH, NO!" "NOTHING DOING!" "NO STORIES." "NOT A STORY!" "UH-UH!" "ANYTHING BUT A STORY." "MORE'S THE PITY." "THIS IS A STORY OF SPAIN IN THE SIXTEENTH CENTURY." "AHH!" "SIXTEENTH CENTURY SPAIN!" "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" "GO ON," "BUT I LIKES A HAPPY ENDING, I DO." "I SHALL IMPERSONATE A MOUSE," "ONE DON CEREBRO DE LA MANCHA," "WHO SALLIES FORTH ON HIS GALLANT STEED." "NARF!" "AM I IN THIS STORY, TOO?" "OF COURSE." "DON CEREBRO IS ASSISTED IN THIS NOBLE QUEST" "BY HIS SQUIRE SANCHO PINKY." "OOH, I LIKE THAT!" "HA HA!" "TOGETHER THEY SET OUT TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE" "TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL RODENTKIND." "[SPANISH MUSIC PLAYS]" "* LISTEN UP" "* ALL YOU SNIVELING AND COWARDLY MICE *" "* YOU MAY LIVE IN YOUR CAGE IF YOU PLEASE *" "* BUT NOT I" "* FOR I'VE LEARNED NOT TO TAKE JUST A SLICE *" "* WHEN I'M DESTINED TO HAVE THE WHOLE CHEESE *" "* IT IS I, DON CEREBRO, THE MOUSE OF LA MANCHA *" "* I'M BLESSED WITH A HUGE FRONTAL LOBE *" "* FOR A MOUSE WITH MY POWER *" "* IT WON'T TAKE AN HOUR *" "* I PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE GLOBE *" "* I PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE GLOBE *" "* THANKS TO MY HUGE FRONTAL LOBE *" "* I'M PINKY *" "* YES, I'M PINKY *" "* I POIT AND I NARF AND I SAY EGAD *" "* I BOTCH UP HIS PLANS DAILY *" "* THEN HE CONKS ME WHEN HE'S MAD *" "[CONK]" "* PAY ATTENTION, YOU NOBLES *" "* AND PEASANTS OF SPAIN *" "* YOU MAY THINK THAT I HAVEN'T A CHANCE *" "* BUT I HAVE AN IMMENSELY SUPERIOR BRAIN *" "* AND HE'S WEARING ALUMINUM PANTS *" "* IT IS I, DON CEREBRO * * I, PINKY" "* THE MOUSE OF LA MANCHA *" "* I'M BLESSED WITH A-- *' * I, PINKY *" "OH, BRAIN." "DON CEREBRO!" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "WHAT HAS TRANSPIRED, SANCHO PINKY?" "YOU WERE KNOCKED OFF YOUR HORSE" "BY THAT HUGE MULTI-ARMED MONSTER!" "THAT IS NOT A MONSTER, SANCHO PINKY." "THAT IS A WINDMILL," "A SOURCE OF POWER AND FOOD FOR HUMANS." "EGAD, DON CEREBRO!" "IF THE HUMANS DIDN'T HAVE WINDMILLS," "THEY'D BE..." "HORRIBLY INCONVENIENCED." "THAT'S BRILLIANT, SANCHO PINKY." "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" "UM, I THINK SO, DON CEREBRO," "BUT WHY WOULD SOPHIA LOREN DO A MUSICAL?" "A WORTHY ENIGMA, SANCHO PINKY." "BUT A MORE PRESSING CONCERN" "OCCUPIES MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT." "IF WE STOP THE WINDMILLS FROM MAKING FLOUR FOR BREAD," "WE'LL BRING THE HUMANS TO THEIR KNEES." "THEN, AS THEY GROVEL FOR FOOD AND POWER," "WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" "EL NARFO!" "COME, SANCHO PINKY." "WE MUST OBTAIN SUPPLIES." "OPEN YE, OPEN YE!" "IN THE NAME OF KNIGHT ERRANTRY." "[PINKY WHISTLES] DOWN HERE!" "IT MUST BE WINTER." "THE NIGHTS ARE GETTING SHORTER." "HA HA!" "GET IT?" "UNFORTUNATELY, YES." "I AM DON CEREBRO, KNIGHT ERRANT." "I DEMAND TRIBUTE FOR DEFENDING YOUR TOWN." "SO, WHAT DO YOU DO, SLAY DRAGONS?" "WE HAVEN'T SEEN A DRAGON FOR YEARS," "UNLESS YOU COUNT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW." "ACTUALLY I'M A MOUSE PLANNING GLOBAL DOMINATION." "A COMEDIAN!" "WE CAN USE ONE OF THOSE." "YOU'RE TELLING ME." "AAH!" "AAH!" "HA HA HA!" "COME HERE, GIRLIE!" "OBSERVE AS I SAVE THE SEÑORITA." "SANCHO PINKY, MY LANCE." "RIGHT, DON CEREBRO." "NARF!" "EGAD!" "WHOA!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "MY HERO!" "MMM!" "WHERE DID YOU GO?" "HELP." "OH!" "LOVE YOUR ACT." "WE CAN BOOK YOU FOR TWO SHOWS NIGHTLY" "WITH MATINEES ON WEDNESDAYS AND SATURDAYS." "AND REMEMBER, DON'T WEAR BLUE." "THANK YOU, MY GOOD BUT COMEDICALLY CHALLENGED MAN," "BUT ALL I REQUIRE IS SOME STRING, SOME WOOD," "AND THAT LARGE SIDE OF BACON." "GOT IT." "THAT'S SOME TWINE, SOME PINE, AND A SWINE." "IS THAT TO GO?" "HEH HEH HEH." "REMEMBER THE PLAN, SANCHO PINKY." "AFTER I ATTACK THIS WILD WINDMILL," "LOOK FOR ME IN THAT TOP WINDOW." "THEN YOU RELEASE THE BACON," "SHOOTING IT UP INTO THE WINDOW." "I'LL WEDGE IT IN THE GEARS OF THE WINDMILL," "BRINGING IT TO A STOP." "BRILLIANT, DON CEREBRO!" "IT'LL WORK LIKE A CHARM!" "BUT WAIT." "NO, NO." "NO, THERE'S STILL SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND," "UM, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF WHAT IT IS." "OF COURSE NOT, SANCHO PINKY." "THAT'S WHY I AM THE KNIGHT," "AND YOU ARE MERELY A LOWLY SQUIRE." "[NEIGH]" "CHARGE!" "YEOW!" "RELEASE THE BACON!" "RELEASE THE BACON!" "POIT!" "NOW I REMEMBER!" "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CATCH THAT HUGE SLAB OF PORK?" "UH, PERHAPS I DID OVERLOOK ONE SMALL DETAIL." "AAH!" "WHOA!" "DON'T WORRY, DON CEREBRO!" "I SHALL SAVE YOU!" "POIT!" "OH, THIS KNIGHT STUFF IS FUN." "OLÉ!" "NARF!" "¡HOLA, BRAIN" "UM, I MEAN, DON CEREBRO." "YOU MAY PULL ME OUT OF HERE ANY TIME NOW, SANCHO PINKY." "I'VE GOT YOU, DON CEREBRO." "POIT!" "UM, DOES THIS MAKE ME A HERO?" "ONLY IF YOU DON'T LET GO." "OH, YOU CAN DEPEND ON ME, DON CEREBRO." "OH, I SENSE APPROACHING PAIN." "WAAH!" "[CRUNCH]" "AAH!" "AAH!" "COME AND GET IT!" "GET IT?" "DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG, BRAIN?" "OOH!" "[GROWLING]" "SO, DID HE TAKE OVER THE WORLD?" "NOT AS SUCH," "BUT HE INVENTED THE CLUB SANDWICH." "GET IT?" "CLUB SANDWICH." "HA HA." "POIT!" "HA!" "I LIKES A HAPPY ENDING." "BUT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?" "IT'S NOT IMPORTANT" "WHETHER HE SUCCEEDED OR NOT." "WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS..." "* TO SCHEME THE IMPROBABLE SCHEME *" "* TO PLAN THE UNTHINKABLE PLAN *" "* TO BUILD WHEN YOUR ARMS ARE TOO TINY *" "* TO WALK IN THE SUIT OF A MAN *" "* THIS IS MY FATE" "* TO CONQUER THE EARTH" "* TO PLAY WITH THE BIG BOYS *" "* THOUGH I LACK THE GIRTH *" "* TO REACH FOR THE STARS" "* ON A WHIM OR A DARE" "* I COULD CLIMB TO THE TOP" "* IF I ONLY COULD REACH THE FIRST STAIR *" "* AND THE WORLD DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'LL MISS *" "* IF A MOUSE DOESN'T FOLLOW HIS DREAM *" "* TO SCRAWL WITH HIS LAST BIT OF GRAPHITE *" "* TO SCHEME" "* THE IMPROBABLE SCHEME *" "YES!" "YOU SEE?" "NEVER GIVE UP HOPE." "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." "RIGHT." "FINE." "NOW, GO." "GO!" "YOU MEAN, YOU WANT ME TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?" "NO, WE JUST WANT YOUSE TO STOP SINGING." "NOW, GO!" "COME ALONG, PINKY." "WE HAVE TO PREPARE FOR TOMORROW NIGHT." "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT, BRAIN," "BRIGADOON?" "NO, PINKY." "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT," "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" "* THEY'RE DINKY, THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BRAIN *" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS."