"What do you guys think the Chupacabra looks like anyway?" "Kind of like you, but maybe a little more handsome..." "I don't know." "Trail's closed, folks." " What?" " Best head back." " Why?" " What?" "It's not safe up there." "Calm down." "You're freaking us the hell out, okay?" "What the hell happened?" "Sh, sh, sh." "What is that?" "What was that?" "Dave!" "Where are you?" "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God!" "Are we set?" "Yeah, we're set." "For the last 20 years wildlife biologists have been carefully studying the coyotes in the Pine Forest Region due to their sharp fluctuation in population." "Coyotes are an indicator species, and my question is an indicator of what?" "In 2007 coyote population was on the decline." "During this time, four experienced campers hiked into the Pine Forest Region near the town of Lake Emerald." "Three days later they were reported missing." "Local authorities found their campsite was completely ransacked." "It was torn to shreds, and the investigation was left unsolved." "The following year, the people of Lake Emerald endured dozens of unexplained cattle mutilations where the cattle had been completely drained of their blood and their genitals were removed." "That makes about seven total." "Five-year-old heifer she was." "Ripped back to front." "Lot of strange cuts all over the hide, puncture wounds right in her neck." "The cow was laying there and I saw the two puncture wounds and then I saw like a scrape, like it tore some skin off him so we had to take the cows out back somewhere and burn 'em." "In 2008 cattle mutilations are on the increase." "Ancient stories of the forest resurface, leading to the accusation that a mythical creature known as the Chupacabra was held responsible for these mutilations." "Lake Emerald becomes known as Chup Town." "All this evidence supports the notion that these disappearances, these sightings, these mutilations are indeed the result of an ancient, cryptic creature known as the Chupacabra." "The timing is right." "The place is right." "This is what we're after." "This is why we're going." "Hey Joe." "What's up?" "That was an interesting screensaver on your computer." "Shut up, dude." "I won't say anything." "Why, what is it?" " Nothing." " Nothing, it's nothing." "No, come on guys, you gotta tell me." "You wouldn't care." "It's not a big deal." "I nailed you, dude." "Hey, McGrizzles, you wanna hand me the book back there?" "Let's see." "Oh my God, that is it!" " Look at this." " How did you..." "That's the book!" "The book!" "Oh my God." "It's totally authentic." "Isn't it awesome?" "Oh my God, it's perfect." "It's supposedly made out of real Chupacabra skin." "Oh yeah, definitely it is." "Joe, you're the best friend ever." "Hey, I'm Amber." "I am an amateur cryptozoologist, occasional witch, psychic, and an overall Chupacabra enthusiast, so Joe is taking us into the Pinewood Forest to go looking for the Chupacabra, and I'm so excited!" "Say hi to the camera, Joe." "Hi to the camera." "Hey, I'm Dave, cameraman." "What the hell is this, Joe?" "It's pretty obvious, man." "Why don't you read the label?" "Why do we need raccoon urine?" "Like other animals, man, the Chupacabra's attracted to certain scents." "Chup's got a thing for raccoons?" "Maybe." "Well anyway, you better keep it away from me." "Am I on?" "I am Morgan." "I hate camping, dirt, bugs, cameras, and anything Chupacabra-related." "In fact, I think the Chupacabra is about as interesting as" "Sunday mass." "So why am I here, you might ask, and that's a good question." "It must be because of my good looks, and of course, my giant dong, yeah!" "Check this out if you don't believe me." "Look at that!" "Where the hell is the GPS, guys?" "Got it, here it is." "Why don't we just do a group check while we're here?" "Cool." "You got lenses, batteries, we got beer." "I'm all good." "How much beer?" "Enough, man." "Amber?" "Sleeping bag and my ceremonial sacrifice kit." "Seriously, how many beers did you bring?" "Dude, like a thousand." "Shut up." "Map, satellite GPS, thank God, tents." "Let's do it." "Oh, wait." "Hey, what about toilet paper?" "We better have toilet paper." "Of course, that would be stupid." "That's all?" "We got one roll of beautiful toilet paper here." "We got three guys, one girl." "I don't think we're gonna survive this." "It's over, game over right here." "Good start." "You're clear." "What the hell is this?" "Zignaut." "My good luck charm." "Oh, oh David." "I wanna feel you inside of me." "Leave him alone." "You better keep an eye on that thing, man." "It says the Chupacabra's a collector of artifacts, likes to bring its victims back to its lair and sodomize them." " Woohoo!" " Oh yeah." "Ugh." "What's that smell?" "Ugh." "It's probably your pits, dude." "You just took your jacket off." "It's not my pits." "You probably brought some raccoon shit in a can too, huh?" "I did, and I actually stored it in your backpack for safekeeping." "Gross." "All right." "Let's go." "Hey, Pacino, look, you're prohibited from drinking anymore water because of your pea-sized bladder, okay?" "These pipes are clean!" "Hey, what'd that sign just say?" "Shit, we gotta turn around, we just missed it." "Yeah, it's just..." "Bad omen." "We are already lost." "Nah, nah, it's cool." "We're actually almost close to Chup Town." "So what's the deal?" "I don't know." "This is the road." "This is the turnoff right here." "It looks like we won't be going this way." "No duh." "No shit Edison Sherlock." "Is there a way around it?" "Right here there's a little road that goes around it, but it's gonna take longer." "So we just hit a barrier, a roadblock, literally." "It's a small obstacle." "It's not gonna get in the way of us finding the truth." "The question is is this related to the Chupacabra incident." "That could be pretty cool." "So you think this is another conspiracy?" "Only time will tell." "I love this song!" "Turn it up!" " Woo!" " Woo!" "I am the Chupacabra." "I come to eat you at night." "There really is a Chupacabra." "No, gross, get those away from me." "Don't you even dare." "Hey!" "I gotta clean this up later!" "How do you open the sunroof?" "Oh yeah!" "Chup baby!" "Woohoo!" "Chupacabra!" "Yeah!" "This camera's getting a very nice picture of your ass." "Oh nice." "Yeah, oh, right, just keep going." " Guys, look at this place." " Oh my God." "This is awesome." "Let me out here so I can get a shot." " Yeah yeah yeah, go." " Good idea." "Hey, how you doing, sir?" "You guys have any eats?" "Store's closed." "Gas only." "Would you mind if we asked you a couple of questions on camera?" "What do you wanna know?" "Can you tell us a little bit about the history of Lake Emerald and the local legend?" "Yeah, back before this town was colonized, it was home to the Chula Tribe." "The Natives believed in some spiritual power." "Some call it the darkness." "Is the darkness somehow related to the Chupacabra?" "Some say so." "Others don't." "What do you say?" "The mind can play tricks on me." "They can see things that aren't really there, especially at night, but I know what I saw." "What was that?" "The beast." "Strong, fast, two burning eyes like I never seen." "You actually saw the Chupacabra?" "If that's what you wanna call it." "I made it out, but not before it gave me this." "I wanna show you something." "Found her yesterday." " Oh!" " Whoa!" " Holy shit!" " Another one a week before." "This is a Chupacabra mutilation!" "How can you tell?" "The two puncture holes in the neck." "Yeah, it drains the blood." "What about the scrotum?" "Oh my God!" "If that's not evidence of a Chupacabra mutilation, then what the hell is?" "These are still happening?" "Yeah, at least once a week, shit, sometimes more." "What do the cops say?" "Self-righteous, doughnut-eating hypocrites." "Well that sums it up quite eloquently." "They don't say much." "They do even less." "Say that these animals died of natural causes." "Does that look natural to you?" "I've seen enough, man." "I'm outta here." "What, Morgan, wait." "Morgan." "Hey, douche balloon, you came out here for this shit, man." " Where'd he go?" " What the fuck?" "That's where it happened." "Hey, you wanna come with us?" "The forest knows me." "If I go in it won't let me out." "Bit of advice, when you hear those trees falling, know that you are not alone." "All right." "Yeah." " Thanks, buddy." " Thanks." "That was creepy." "He gave us a map to where all were attacked." "That's where the campers went missing." "Anything else?" "Beware the Chupacabra." "Stop it, he's gonna hear you." "Sorry." "Anyway, he won't go back into the woods, man." "Why not?" "He knows what's out there." "That was some awesome footage." "Yeah, you're the first ever to film a dead, castrated animal." "Congratulations." "Woohoo, Chupacabra!" "Tracker mom and her boys to stomp you out!" "Oh check it out, check it out." " Oh, no way, stop." " Stop, stop." "Yeah yeah yeah." "See that?" "We are officially entering..." "Chupacabra Territory!" " Woohoo!" " Woohoo!" "I can feel it, we're getting close." "Yep." "Actually it's gonna be here in a little." "Ah, we're here, we finally made it!" "Yeah boy!" "What?" "What is this dude doing here?" "Dude, the road's blocked." "Sorry, trail's closed, best head back." "What?" "Why?" "It's not safe up there." "Trees are dying, falling all over." "Coyotes have been found dead, pieces of them spread everywhere." "It's not safe." "What's up there?" "Is that camera off?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, he's just pointing it at the air." "The camera's off?" "Yeah, you're good, you're good, you're good." "All right, well then we're done here." "You guys take care." " Okay." " All right." "All right." "Jerk." "Man, he's hiding something." "Let's shoot that." " You think?" " He knows." "No no no no no no no no no no, folks, I'm sorry," "I'm gonna have to ask you to step back into your vehicle." "This all seems a little suspicious to us." "Well I'm sorry." "Back into the vehicle, please." "Wait, who's that?" "Oh, he's just a biologist doing some research on coyotes." "You sure that camera's off?" "These woods are dangerous, all right, dangerous animals." "Animals like the Chupacabra?" "What are you hiding?" "Not hiding, protecting." "There are some people that say that there's a darkness in these woods." "You care to comment on that?" "Sounds like you've been talking to the town idiot." "What about off the record?" "Get that camera out of my face." "I'm not gonna tell you again." "At least is there somewhere else that we could camp?" "Yeah, Sawmill Campground." "It's about 30 miles past Emerald Lake." "Can we just please get an interview real quickly?" "We're doing a documentary on the Chupacabra." "No!" "Now you listen to me." "Stay off of this trail, all right." "I don't want you guys to be mistaken for some coyote or stepping on some trap, okay?" "The sign says keep out, so you all best keep the hell out." "I'm gonna have to confiscate that camera." "No no no no." " No, he's good, he's good." " We're good." "This guy's a dick." "There's something else going on here, guys." "Yeah, no doubt, no doubt." "Thank you." "So we definitely aren't gonna leave?" " No." " Let's just pull off." "Let's just, right over there." "So we are heading back to the trail, illegally, against the ranger's warning, and I feel like there's a lot of mystery in this forest." "I feel like people really wanna help us, but they're just too scared to really talk." "There's a lot of unanswered questions, and we are gonna be the ones to find the answer." "Yeah, it's him." "Get down, get down!" "I don't think he saw us." "He didn't see us." "Do y'all think we should listen to the guy?" "I mean, you heard him, it's dangerous." "Are you serious, dude, the guy that sneaks into every concert I know?" "There's not wild beasts running around in a concert." "You bought all that bullshit that he was saying?" "Guys, we're on a mission to find the Chupacabra." "We're not gonna stop just because some pansy park ranger says that a trail's closed." "This is freaking perfect." "The conspiracy, everything, this is awesome!" "Let's do it, guys." "Fine, let's go." "Cool." "All right." "Onward!" "I've actually always wanted to tell you, look out!" "Jesus, shit!" "What?" "The GPS just jumped out the window." "What?" "Dude, GPSs don't just jump out through windows." "They're on our fucking legs!" "The car swerved and it fell out!" "That shit better not be fucking broken, man!" "Guys, I just killed an animal!" "Will you shut up about the stupid GPS?" "!" "It's not turning on, man." "I'm sorry, dude." "That is not the point, Mr. Wizard." "Cellphones don't work out here." "I'm sorry." "I don't know what else to say." "Did we kill the animal?" "Ugh." "Ugh!" "This is the first death." "You are inappropriately morbid." " God, it smells." " Oh my God." "I couldn't have done this." "Look." "This thing was already dead." "How does a dead animal run across the road?" "Maybe the Chupacabra's victims reanimate." "That would be amazing." "Can you imagine?" "No, I can't." "But I can imagine not smelling it." "This could be a warning." "Yeah, I got the same feeling." "Yeah?" "So we just totaled an animal." "We hit it with our car, but the wounds are inconsistent with the vehicle collision." "Cause of death is inconclusive." "Why did the dead muskrat cross the road?" "To escape the Chupacabra perhaps?" "No?" "Ah, we're here!" "North Pinewood Forest, baby." "Woo, woo woo!" "All right!" "I can get behind that." " I can get behind that." " All right." "Let's get started." "One of these for me." "This is it!" " Another one for me." " We finally made it." "Butt cream." "Butt ointment." "Hemorrhoids I guess the guy has." "Hey Joe?" "What's up, dude?" "What is this butt cream for, by the way?" "Stay out of my stuff, man." "Jesus." "A little privacy would be nice, thank you very much." "What the fuck?" "Oh!" "I think I found the cause of that smell." "Yep." "Dude." "Sorry." "I smelled that shit the whole trip." "Nature is your neighbor." "So put them on your head, ladies first." "All right!" "Everyone's wearing one." "They're adjustable too." "Here, make sure it's..." "How do I look?" "Is that good?" "So cool." "All right." "All right, Amber." " All right." " Hey." "Sweet." "Okay." "All right." "You good, Dave?" "Good." "Nice." "Okay." "Dude." "I am the Tralhead." "It's like some redneck idiot." "It's totally missing another A." "Misspelled." "Tralhead." "Der der der der." " Are you filming this?" " I'm filming everything." "This is it, guys, we're here!" "Come on!" "Ah yeah!" "We are here with the one, the only, beautiful Amber Biel, cryptozoologist." "Local lore will have us believe that the Chupacabra lives in these woods, these very woods." "We are the ones that are going to find him." "Mwa ha ha ha ha." "Whoa, hey guys, take a look." "What's up?" "It's got to be some kind of an animal or something, right?" "Wow, yeah." "I mean, look, they're huge." "They're bigger than my hands." "They look like coyote, but I don't know." "A paw, three claws." "There's some actually right here too." "That's a pretty big stride." "Check it out." "Yeah." "These are even better." "Like a shark or something." "Do you think it jumped over this whole thing, from over there to over here?" "I don't know." "What kind of animal does that?" " That's huge." " All right, I'm going." "Morgan, no, come on." " Come on, let's go!" " Dude, this is..." "This could be evidence!" "This is why we're here!" "There's a bunch more way up ahead." "You're such a liar." "I didn't touch you." "You got close." "Little help here." "Thank you." "Dude, you dropped the book!" "What?" "Come on, gotta take care of this." "What is it?" "It's a symbol." "It looks kind of like a dream catcher." "Uh-huh." ""Objects from the earth create a natural boundary" ""to keep the shepherd at bay."" "Hey Joe, hang on one second." "What's up?" "I wanna check out this book." "Okay, cool." "Oh come on, go." "There you go." "What does that mean?" "Sacrifice." "What does that even mean?" "It's a ritual." "You can look at that later." " This is awesome." " Let's go, let's go." "Fine, all right all right all right." "Oh, shit." "All right, here we go." "This way, guys." "Hey." "This'll work." "That's the end of my stick." "It's believed that the Chup is a very territorial creature, and if you cause enough disturbances to his domain, then he'll come out, so stick banging, Chupacabra calls," "trying to call him out." "Everything she just said is the dumbest thing I've ever heard." "That's it." "Rah!" "You can go over." "It looks like the thing out of Alien coming suck your face." "I like it, we can keep it, but it's not gonna fit in the box." "No sexual jokes." "I'm finding some pretty cool stuff to add to my sacrifice kit." "In the earth, darkness come to us." "Keeper of the forest, bring us to your shepherd." "What was that?" "It's a sign." "That was weird." "Did you get that, man?" "Yeah." "You heard it?" "Yeah." "So we just heard what we believe to be a Chupacabra call." "This could be the first recorded Chupacabra audio, and it might be a territorial warning or something." "It's really exciting." "I actually got goosebumps from it the whole time." "Is he serious?" "A Chupacabra roar?" "It was awesome." "Where are my domes pills?" "You guys got this?" "It's so hot out here." "No shit." "Hey, can we just chill for a sec?" " Yeah." " I'm tired." "Ah, feels good to sit down." "Thanks, buddy." "You got water in there, or just beer?" " Just beer." " Dave, you okay?" " Yes." " Good." "What is this pricker that's going into me?" "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa." "What the hell is that?" "Bobby!" "Holy shit." "Bobby!" "Maybe we should hide." "Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah." "Hide behind me." "Bobby!" "So annoying." "Bobby!" " Hi." " Oh my God!" " Guys, sorry." " Oh my God!" " You scared me, oh my God." " Hello." "I thought we were the only ones out here actually." "Yeah, same." "Why were you guys hiding?" "Ranger." "What ranger?" "This is Dave." "This is Amber." "This is Morgan." "I'm Joe." "Hi, Ally, Fred, Tiff." "What's up?" "The ranger at the Tralhead, Tralhead, had said the trail was closed." "Wow, it's closed?" "Shit, it wasn't closed yesterday." "Yeah, and there's nothing up here but squirrels and bugs." "Anyway, we should probably keep an eye out because he's out and about," "Mr. Macho Man." "You guys just out taking a day hike?" "Kind of." "We're looking for our friend Bobby." "We think he got drunk last night and passed out and got lost." "So we heard voices and we thought you guys were him." "No, actually." "We're the only ones here." "We didn't see anybody at all." "Where are you guys camping?" "Right up there at the Old Ruins." "Okay." "I don't know what you guys are doing tonight, but if you guys wanna hang out or something, since we're just gonna be there." " Yeah." " I don't know." "Yeah, you can just go past the old cars." "We could get to know one another a little better." "Cool." "All right, well we were heading that way." "You guys, we'll meet up later." " Yeah." " All right." " Let's do that." " Bye." " Cool, guys, thanks." " Bye." "Pleasant surprise." "Hey!" "Bobby!" "Wow." "Morgan, wouldn't it be awesome if those babes helped us out with the quest?" "I think it'd be pretty sweet." "You're idiots." "Wait a minute, what?" "Good going, buddy." "Amber." "Hey, I'm just joking." "Hey, Amber." "To the left up here, right?" "Yeah." "We wanna go down." "Oh we do?" "Yeah." "Right?" "Mm-hmm." "I think we should cut right up here." "It's a shortcut." "Wait, guys, hang on a second." "Do you feel that?" "What?" "It's like the air's heavy, like it's alive or something." " Oh my God!" " Jesus!" "Holy shit!" "Jesus!" "Dude, are you okay?" " Morgan." " Morgan, did it get you?" "Did it hit you?" "Did it hit you?" "Hey, hey." "Are you okay?" "That just really happened?" "That was crazy." "Let's keep going." "It's a little weird." "We keep going." "Okay, you're okay, man, you're all right." "Okay." "This tree just almost fell on me as I was walking through the forest." "How does a tree almost fall on someone?" "Fuck." "Come on, man." "Interview done." "I guess we have to look out for falling trees now." "Be careful." "Oh my God, did you see that?" "I can't even believe that." "My heart is still..." " That's the ranger." " That's the ranger." "Oh my God." "That's the one they were talking about." "Such a dork." "I know." "Shh, shh." "Oh my God." "What's he doing?" "Why's he wearing a tie?" "I don't know." "Oh my God." "Fred, Fred, let's play a little prank on our ranger friend." "Go, go!" "Shh." "Goddammit, not again." "Go go go!" "Go go go go!" "Shit, my camera!" "Oh good, it's still here." "Oh shit." "Whoa!" " Whoa, hey." " Are you okay?" "Morgan, you okay, man?" "Oh shit." "Dave." "Dave Dave Dave." "Come here quick, man, come here." "Careful down there." " Whoa." " Put this on, man." "Are you okay, man?" "Shit, what happened?" "Morgan fell." "I slipped and I hit my knee." "What is this shit?" "Joe, Joe." "A Klingon just jizzed all over me." " No, don't touch it!" " Whoa!" "I've read about this stuff." "This is Chupacabra digestion residue." "Whatever this shit is, it stinks." "Can you smell that?" "It smells like sulfur." "It does, it smells like sulfur." "Cool." "Guys, do you realize that this is actually..." " Can I see this?" " Whoa." "It says right here the Chupacabra regurgitates a septic pathogen that causes sepsis." "You know a Komodo dragon?" "Do you know what a Komodo dragon is?" "I know what a Komodo dragon is, Joe." "Okay, that means you need to wash your arm, man, because once the saliva gets into the bloodstream, it's gonna cause a rash and it's gonna fester." "Come on, man, stop fucking around!" "If you don't treat the rash..." "I wanna clean this shit off." "Give me something to clean this shit off." "It says if you do not treat the rash, the infected will become a vessel of the Chupacabra, man, and that is some crazy shit." "That's super crazy." "Well, we just found what I believe to be..." "Chupacabra residue." "It's commonly used as a means of digestion." "It's highly dangerous and has a very strong sulfuric odor." "Anyway, Morgan has been exposed to the fluid, and..." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just feeling a little strange." "We're gonna have to monitor him as we go." "I have to go." "Where you going?" "Amber." "Amber." " What the hell?" " What?" "Is she..." "What..." "Amber, what are you doing?" "I've never heard anybody make sounds like that." "I thought she was peeing or something." "Here she is." "She's back." "Hey." "What's going on?" "I was gonna ask you the same question." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm feeling better." "All right, well." "I gotta pee." "Okay." "Hey, just don't take too long, man." "Shit." "Aw man, you totally kicked the camera." "Sorry." "My bad." "All right, let's go." "Let's go." " All right." " Cool." "Can you walk?" "Yes, I'm good." "All right, cool." "Let's do it." "Yes!" " Beautiful!" " Woohoo, yeah!" " Beautiful." " Yeah!" " Woo!" " Finally!" " Woohoo!" " This'll be it." "Woo!" "Woo!" "Oh my God." "Woohoo!" "Get me a beer!" "Get me a beer, Dave!" "Let's drink this shit!" "I got the beer." " All right, guys, you ready?" " Coolio." "All right, you guys gotta tell me how to do this." "Aw, you jerk!" "Yeah boy!" "Tilt it up, tilt it up!" "Tilt it up, yeah, yeah, that's it!" "Ready, set, go." "Ah, that's so relieving." "Yeah!" "Gonna have to pick her up now" " and spin her around." " No!" "Spin her around, yeah." "Yeah, that looks cool." "Baby, you look so hot in them shorts." "Oh yeah right, you think so?" "God, look at those legs." "You just want some of this ass." "That's all you want." "Yeah, so?" "You want it there?" "Oh yeah, right there." "Oh yeah." "Oh God, right there, yeah." "Mm, that feels so, uh, yeah." "Oh yeah." "Lower." "Oh yeah." "What was that?" "Fred, now or never!" "Oh yeah." "Okay." "So according to the text, salt is supposed to be a Chupacabra deterrent." "Dude, really?" "Are you serious?" "I just put this up, man." "Shepherd of the forest, protect us." "Keep us from harm and show us the way." "Hey Amber." "What?" "Can I just make a slight suggestion?" "What?" "I say please just for me, fuck the Chupacabra for now, let's just party, let's have a good time." "Dave, please." "And yeah, how many beer are you down to?" "Seven, but I have some hard liquor." "Guys, can we?" "Okay." "There's gonna be plenty of time to party, but can we please get some real footage off" " and do some homework here?" " Yes." "Joe, I'm out here to enjoy myself and I intend to do so." "How's your arm?" "It's itchy." "I think I'm getting a rash." "Where's the first aid kit?" "I think it's in my bag." "I'll grab it." "See that?" " That's a friend." " Zignaut." "That's a good friend." "Here Joe, film this." "Oh, okay, sure." "Why are you filming my arm?" "It's not a big deal." "Scoot over." "Yeah, that's definitely a rash." "Here, take this." "Whoa, ho." "Toledo, Ohio." "Oh, nice." "Yeah, I'm sure you must be allergic to tree sap." "Shut up." "Is that possible?" "Was it tree sap?" "I told you it's not tree sap." "Oh yeah, it's Chupacabra residue." "Exactly." "That's what it is." "That's the logical conclusion." "That's the first thing I go to." "Oh shit, we're gonna make it." "Stop it, come here." "Can we have this please back?" "Can you take that back please?" "Thank you." "Okay, so now, okay, we've studied the map for a second and we can have a few drinks for celebration." "What the hell, dude?" " What?" " No!" "Ah, it stinks!" "Aha, you love it!" "Is that the raccoon urine?" "Yes, ma'am." "Dude, don't waste it." "It smells horrible." "Put it away." "Stop it, you dick." " My urine!" " Come on!" "This is not your urine." "This is my urine." "All right?" "Oh shoot!" " Dude, I told you..." " Look at that, oh!" "I told you that would happen." "I told you that would happen." "It's so funny." "Is this his bag?" "I think this is his bag." "Dude, your bag is totally safe." "Oh that stinks." "Oh that is nasty." "I told you, man." "Actually that is really fucking nasty." "I told you that would happen." " What the fuck?" " Oh shit!" "Are you kidding me?" "Are you..." "Children!" "Children, stop peeing on each other." "No!" "I actually really have to pee." "Where you going?" "I gotta urinate." "I got piss all over myself." "Yeah, I can see it." "It's all over me." "You smell like you got pissed all over." "That guy's such an asshole." "This is so stupid." "You know that guy's just trying to, you know he brought you out here just so he can get inside of your pants." "What?" "No." "I swear, I swear." "Whatever." "Apparently you haven't seen his screensaver." "What screensaver?" "It says right here." "All right, so the plan is that we're gonna go to the Old Ruins trail, tral, and then that's where the old campers went missing, and then I think we can stop by and meet the other campers." "Dave, that's probably on your agenda, pretty, pretty high, pretty high." "I called dibs on that chick, man." " No, man." " You saw her looking at me." "I did, I did see that." "What if you don't make it there in time?" "Then it'll be me that has my way with her." "I don't know, maybe he took the wrong trail." "Yeah, but what if he's hurt?" "Come on, this is Bobby we're talking about here." "Yeah, but he's out there alone in the woods." "He's fine." "Beer?" "Yeah, please." "Thanks." "Dude, Bobby." " Bobby?" " Where you been, man?" " Oh my God." " Hey!" "Hey." "Bobby, are you okay?" "It's me." "Where have you been?" "What's been going on with you?" "What's on his shirt?" "Bobby." "Ally!" " Sit." " Get over here." "Here, here." " Come here." " Drink your beer." "Fuck." "What's wrong with him?" "I don't know." "Is he drunk?" "Dude, he's not drunk." "I've seen him drunk." "Did you smell that?" "Something's on him." "Yeah, there's some shit all over his shirt." "I know." "She looks like you." "Yeah, and there's three with her, just like you, Morgan, and Joe." "What's that say under him?" "Sacrifice." "What's that say under you?" ""She is the light that will destroy the darkness."" "Hey, what's that crap all over your arm?" "Oh my gosh, Fred, get out!" "I don't know, it's slime from Bobby." "Ally, get your boyfriend out of here." "Here Fred, you can look at my tits." "Yeah!" "Woo!" "Ah, I missed it." " Oh God." " Come on." "Fine, but this is the last time." " Let's get fucked up!" " Woo!" "Okay." "Here, swill on that." "Aw, come on." "Woo, party!" "Shepherd of the forest, protect us." "Okay." "That just happened." "Guys," "I think the other campers are in danger." "Okay." "Well I'm in danger." "I'm in danger too." "In danger of running out of beer." "Look how many you've dranken, all right?" "It's serious." "Guys, I'm serious, I think something's after them." "Do you think it's the Chupacabra?" "Is he waiting to perform one of his diabolical mutilations?" "I just wanna show you what's going on with those other campers." "Look." "So this is what happened to the other campers." "Ready?" "First, it creeps up on its victims without making the slightest sound." "Shh." "Woohoo, this is camping!" " Woo!" " Woo!" "It's going to kill every last one of them!" "Whoa whoa whoa, something moved down." "There's something in the tent." "The Chupacabra" "attacks." "Help me!" "After the first death, it separates its victims." "Oh my God, is she okay?" "Is she okay?" "Look at her, is she okay?" "What's going on, what's going on, what's going on?" " Help me!" " Oh my God!" " Help me!" " Oh God!" "Holy shit!" "Fear will consume them as they await their imminent death!" "Fred!" "Don't leave me out here!" "Fred!" "Morgan, stop!" "Do you guys feel it?" "I think you're being an asshole." "Right here." "Soon, they will lose all their genitalia to this vicious creature!" "Oh my God." "Oh fuck." "Then it will feast on their mutilated bodies." "Taking the parts it wants and leaving the rest" "to rot." "Bravo!" "Bellissimo, that was beautiful." "Thank you." " Thank you." " Well done, sir." "Thanks, Joe." "That was amazing." "Thank you." "At least someone appreciates it." "Oh my God, drink another beer, celebration." "Are all you guys gonna do is sit around and drink beer all night?" "Did somebody say drink beer?" "Don't mind if I do." " I believe she did." " Come on." "Let's go out there." "Let's go investigate." "Maybe we'll find something." "Why don't you investigate me another beverage?" " That's your mission." " Oh come on." "Joe." " You don't have to look far." " Joe." "What do you say?" "Just you and me?" "Come on." "Okay." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " All right." " That sounds like a plan." "Let's go." "All right." "Dave, can I actually borrow the camera for this?" "You cool with that?" "I got my beer." "Here we go." "I saw some rustling there earlier." "We're here, and then go down in the woods, go up the hill, and look for the Chupacabra." "Sweet." "Okay, let's cut this on here." "That is cool." " What?" " The night vision." "It's so awesome." "It's the Chupacabra." "Come on!" "It's just coyotes or something." "Wait, hang on." "Ah, geez, I almost lost Dave's camera here." "That's awesome." "Oh my God, this mission." "Amber, wait up, hang on." "Just give me a second." "Amber." "Where are you?" "Joe." "Oh God." "Come on." "Geez." "We have to go find the Chupacabra." "You are silly." "It's kind of sexy and scary at the same time." "Hang on, wait!" "Come on!" "Amber, hang on a second!" "Let's go!" "Wait up for me, please." "Seriously, no, really, you gotta wait up, okay?" "Come on." "You are so slow." "You are silly." "Let's go." "Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait." " What?" " Okay." "Now that I have your undivided attention," "I thought we could talk a little bit about something." "Stop, Joe." "I don't..." "What?" "I don't really dig this shit." "Come on, this is ridiculous." "Shh!" "What?" "Did you hear something?" "No." "Shh!" "Hang on." "Be quiet, somebody's out there." "Look, nothing is out here." "Shh, something's out here." "No, look." "Nothing's out here." "Shh." "See?" "I think it's gone." "Oh my God, that scared the crap out of me." "Apparently." "Oh God." "Come on, turn your light back on." "Yeah, yeah, okay." "What the..." "Oh my God!" " Go, go!" " Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!" " Come on, come on!" " What did you see?" "!" " Run!" " Amber!" " Come on!" " Hey!" "Where are you going?" "!" "Amber!" "What happened, did Joe show you his monster?" "What the hell was that?" "Why were you running like that?" "There was some kind of animal." "Oh yeah." "We're in the middle of a forest." "All right, you know where the wild things are." "I am not an idiot!" "It was really fast, and it had these" "two glowing red eyes like I've never seen before." "Did you see anything, Joe?" "Dave, can you take this, man?" "Sure." "Did you see anything?" "No, I didn't see anything." "I think it was a coyote or a wild dog or something like that." "Are you serious?" "I don't know." "Didn't you see it?" "It's something out of that book." "That was not." "That was not a normal animal." "What the fuck is that?" "Are you seeing this, man?" "Wake up, dude." "You're sleeping?" "Are you serious?" "Oh my God, dude!" "Wake up, dude, wake up!" "Come on, wake up!" " Whoa whoa!" " Wake up!" "What are you doing?" "Wake up, dude!" "Seriously, wake up!" "Can you take the light out of my face?" "Sorry, there's something in there, man." "What, there's what?" "There's something out there, dude." "Come on, man." "Come on, we gotta go." "Let's go." "Man, I'm still drunk, come on." "I don't care, man, we gotta go." "Are we even going the right way, dude?" "I heard something this way." "I'm like half drunk, man," "still." "Shh, listen." "Did you hear that?" "I did hear something." "If you have me coming out here and getting me mauled by a bear at three, what the hell ever time it is right now," "I'm gonna have to take you to court or something." "Shh." "I'm pooking myself." "Did you hear that?" "Yep." "What the..." "Follow it, follow it!" " Shit, did you see it?" " Follow it, follow it!" " There it is!" " Go!" "Go go go go go go go!" "You good?" "Oh my God." "Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait." "It definitely ran this way because something..." "I think I saw it." "Yeah yeah yeah." "What was that?" "Did you get that?" "Okay." "Hear that?" "Something's on that side." "Holy shit." "What?" "Did you get that?" "Dude, right there, Dave, Dave!" "Holy shit." "Hey, come here." "Are you getting that?" "Can you see through that?" "Shh." "There it is, dude!" "Dave!" " Shh shh shh." " What's that, what's that?" "What is that?" "What the hell?" "Go go go go go go go!" "Fuck!" "Holy shit!" "What the hell was that?" "I don't know." "I've never seen anything like it." "Dave, tell me what the hell it was, man!" "I don't know!" "What are you guys talking about?" "Dude, it wasn't even scared of us." "It didn't even run." "Joe, settle down, man." "There's something out there." "Joe." "It's probably just a case of two drunk idiots screwing around." "Bullshit, man!" "I'm not gonna go out there anymore." "You see?" "I told you there was something out there!" "Don't start that shit again." "What happened?" "We got it on camera." "You got it on tape?" " Yep." " Yeah, we got it." "What the hell is that?" "Right there, see it?" "What did I say?" "Oh my God!" "Do you know what this means?" "Yep, we have actual Chupacabra footage." "Oh God, how many times do I have to tell you?" "There's no such thing as a Chupacabra." "This is the second encounter we've had with this mysterious creature, and now everything from the warnings" "and the sign and the tree falling," "everything..." "What was that?" " Whoa, Amber, whoa!" " Shit, shit!" "Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!" " Get off of me!" " Whoa, ow!" "What the hell?" "Hey hey." "Amber?" "Hey, Amber!" "Should we..." "I can't let her go out there by herself, man." "Amber!" "Amber." "Where the hell did she go, man?" "Maybe she's up here." "Careful, Dave." "Morgan I'm not so concerned about." "Let's go back around." "Go back down." "Amber?" "Holy shit, hey." "Is that her?" "That's her." "What is she doing?" "Sh sh sh sh sh sh sh." "What is..." "What the fuck?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What the..." " Jesus Christ, dude." " Come on." " Hey buddy, hey!" " Hey!" "Did you see that guy?" "Yeah, I saw that guy." "What the hell?" "I don't know." "Amber, Amber!" "Amber!" "Oh my God." "Hey, Amber." "Oh my God." "What do we do?" "What do we do, man?" "What do we do?" "Dude, don't just stand there!" "You gonna help me out or what, man?" "I don't know what to do!" "Hey, hey." "Hey." "What the hell's going on?" "No no no no no no no no." " Stand up, please." " She's falling." " Come here." " Come on, stand up." " Amber, stand up." " Stand up." "Come on, you gotta stand up." "We gotta walk now." "Come on." "Come on." "Oh my God!" "Put your arm around her neck!" "Help me out!" "Sit down right here." " Sit down." " Be careful." " Sit down." " Oh God." "You looked like you were having a seizure out there." "What?" "Yeah." "You don't remember?" "No." "You were just out there playing with yourself." "Yeah, that's very funny." "Dude, we have it on camera." "Check the footage!" "Why?" "Stop yelling at me!" "Can you just stick to the issues at hand?" " Ugh, geez." " Okay!" "What was that guy doing at our camp?" "Like I know!" "It looked like the guy that was with the ranger, remember, the biologist guy?" "Dude, it looked like a crazy dude wearing a gas mask." "That doesn't sit well with me!" "Would you just shut up for once in your life, Morgan?" "!" "Okay, here are the facts." "We're out in the woods and there's a lunatic running around." "Yeah?" "And what do you want me to do about it?" "I think someone should stand guard in case he comes back." "Dave?" "I'm not gonna stay out here." "Joe?" "You've gotta be kidding me." "What the..." "Oh, and we're not gonna know what happened." "The camera got tipped over." "What the hell happened?" "What are you guys yelling about?" "What happened?" "!" "Your stupid raccoon urine!" "It attracted a shit-ton of rodents or something." "They drank all my beer!" "Seriously?" "Because you left your bag outside the tent, man." "That's the first rule of camping." "You don't do that." "You sprayed the camp with raccoon urine." "I didn't say it attracted other animals, man." "There's nothing left." "Nothing left!" "Wait, wait." "Everything inside the salt ring is undisturbed." "You were right about the salt." "Do we have any left?" "I didn't get any sleep." "Nobody got any sleep." "At least we made it through the night, because we just woke up" "and our campsite is completely ransacked." "I don't even know how people sleep through this." "Guys." "We've got a bigger problem." "Wanna follow with me?" "Holy shit." "Not again." "That's gnarly." "It's starting." "What is?" "The mutilations." "Don't you guys see?" "This is just like the deer." "Dave, did you see anything last night?" "No." "This is amazing." "You guys, this is what we're actually coming out here for." "We're actually getting it." "Look at the neck." "There's two puncture holes in the neck." "And the genitals, it's just like the one that Andrew showed us." "Should call it Chupascrotum, you know, scrotum sucker." "That guy from last night, he must've put this here to scare us off." "No, this is a real Chupacabra kill." "No it's not." "No, don't touch it!" "All right." "Guys, actually I'm kind of freaked out." "We should actually get out of here." "I'm down with that." "Day two, we just found another mutilated animal." "Looks like it's some sort of a coyote or something." "It's pretty messed up actually." "Puncture holes in the neck, genitals removed." "There's no doubt in my mind that this is evidence of a Chupacabra kill." "And so it continues." "You guys ready to go?" "Yeah." "All right." "Guys, somebody wanna tell me where the animal is?" "This doesn't make any sense." "Well it does if you believe in otherworldly phenomena." "Okay guys, I'm issuing a new policy right now, and that's if we find anymore dead animals, we cut their freaking heads off and we stack a bunch of rocks in them," "I don't care, something like that." "Yeah, that's a good idea." "Yeah, you should do that next time it happens." "Shut up." "It's weird that those animals would just disappear though." "They're dead." "Yeah, it's pretty weird." "I know it was you." "What was me?" "The animals, you moved them." "I didn't move the animals." "Dude, I've been with you guys the whole time." "When did I move the animals?" "Who would that be?" "The biologist, for starters." "Really?" "I think that guy's really been screwing with us." "I think that guy's up to something." "I don't trust the dude at all." "Look out, look out, look out!" "What the shit?" "!" "Dude, this is man-made." "And look how low it is." "This isn't meant for a person." "This is meant for an animal or something." "Morgan, let's do an interview about it." "No, I don't wanna do an interview!" "Just do an interview, man." "Turn that shit off!" "I'm sick of this!" "This is the second time I almost died!" "That guy tried to warn us and you guys didn't even listen to him!" "The ranger told us that this was gonna happen, man." "We just need to..." "Exactly!" "He told us it was gonna happen!" "I almost died because you guys think we're gonna play little Chupacabra games." "Is that what you wanna do today?" "Fuck!" "What?" "Whoa!" " Oh whoa." " Holy..." "Morgan, I told you not to scratch that." "Dude, have you been scratching that?" "I haven't been touching it." "You haven't touched that?" "What is this?" " What is this?" " You tell me, man." "How does this happen to someone?" "I don't know." "Should we leave this here or cut it down?" "I don't know." "I don't want someone else to run into it." "We'll talk to Morgan and get him to calm down first, okay?" "You ever see that movie where..." "There's that guy?" "It's an '80s slasher where people are at a Bible camp." "You ever see that?" "Bloody Bible something?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Should be up here." "Let me see that, dude." "Not a bad sign." "That's a good sign." "Whoa." "Wow." "Oh there's a whole bunch of them." "Yeah." "Looks like they've been here for a long time." "Yep." "Holy shit, what the..." "Where are you going, dude?" " Look at this!" " Whoa!" " Are there any more?" " The tree has grown over the wheels." "Dude!" "Behave yourself, Dave." "This place is totally deserted." "Where is everyone?" "I don't know, man." "This is the campsite, right?" "That's just a truck." "Not where I'm standing, doofus." "I'm talking about this is where they said the campers, we were gonna meet them." "Maybe they went on a hike or something." "If they went on a hike, then where the hell are their tents?" "Okay, so it's day two." "We found the clearing." "We're setting up camp here." "It's pretty quiet so far, no signs of the Chup yet, but pretty hopeful." "Actually we're pretty hungry right now because of all the raccoons that ate all of our food." "So let's get cooking or whatever we have." "Shit." " Oh my God, Dave!" " Dave, you okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." " Hey, are you okay?" "What the hell, man?" "What the hell is this?" "This looks like Fred's camera." "What's it doing here?" "Exactly." "Where are they?" "Oh my God." "Oh my God." "Holy shit." "That's obviously blood." "This is very, very wrong." "That's fresh, yeah, man." "This isn't right, dude." "I mean, this could be from an animal, but we got Fred's camera right there, and oh my God." "Look at this." "Whatever the hell happened here, it got dragged, got dragged away." "It's the Chupacabra." "It's all happening again." "You better shut her up, man." "She's lost it!" "Screw you, Morgan!" "Are you forgetting that there's a lunatic out here stalking us?" "What have you gotten us into?" "Morgan's right, this isn't safe." "Come on, look at this." "We gotta get out of here, man!" "No, I'm not going anywhere." "We can't just leave them." "Amber, come on." "This is Fred right here." "We gotta report this to the police." "No, the police are just gonna cover it up like they did before." "If we don't find these guys, then nobody's gonna find them." "You can stick around if you want, but I'm taking off!" "What?" "!" " Dave, Dave!" " No no no no no." " I'm not staying." " You're taking off?" " Let's get out here, dude." " Hey, dude!" " No!" " Morgan!" " Hey!" " What about your gear?" "You can keep the gear!" "I'm not hiking your shit out of here, man!" "Don't be an asshole." "Are you kidding me?" "They're just gonna take off right now?" "Yeah, they're gonna leave us." "Don't look at me like that." "I didn't like leaving them either." "That shit was getting way too out of hand." "What choice did I have?" "Hey, you came with me." "Is this the right way?" "Where's the trail?" "I don't know." "Dave." "Dave." "Where did this fog come from?" "I can't see." "I can't see anything in this." "I can't see." "What is this?" "Just hold on a second." "Hold on." "Run!" "Run!" "Get back to camp, run!" "Pack your shit!" " What?" " Pack your shit!" "We've gotta go, now, now!" "What the hell are you talking about?" "I just saw the guy." "He's out there, man." "He's fucking here." " What?" " What?" "Calm down, dude." "You're freaking us the hell out, okay." "Explain what happened." "We were coming down the trail, the guy jumped us, man." "Fucker ran and he chased after us." "Look, if we all leave together, we have a better chance of getting out of here." "We've gotta go right now." "Hang on hang on, okay, first of all, dude, it's nighttime, we don't know shit about these woods, and we know that there's booby traps everywhere." "What's it gonna take?" "We know that there's booby traps!" "Grab your shit!" "Listen!" "Think!" "Okay, a couple more hours, it'll be daylight, we can get the hell out of here." "Amber, back me up on this, please." "That's a fucking great idea!" "Why don't we just wait here for the guy to come here and kill us just like he did Fred and those chicks!" "No, he's not after us!" "It's the Chupacabra we have to worry about!" "What the hell?" "How the hell do you know that?" "Don't you get it?" "We're meant to be here!" "There's no way out!" "Joe, Joe, I need to make contact." "What?" "No, no." "There's gotta be a better way." "No." "Hey, hey, could you at least think about this" " for a second?" " This is the only way." "I just need the book and then we'll set up the salt, and everything will be okay." "This is stupid." "Can you dump a little bit of the salt in as you're..." "The salt should hold the entity in." "Now I don't know what's gonna happen." "If the Chupacabra does come to me," "I don't know how long I can hold it, so you have to talk to it." "Find out what it wants, where it lives." "No matter what, once I get started, do not break the circle." "You'll sever the connection." "Okay." "Joe, take this." "Don't break the circle." "Okay." "Powers of the forest, seek me out." "Come forth in voice or flesh." "Hear my prayer of heart and mind of shepherd of the fallen divine." "By fire and stone, come into me." "Morgan..." "Dude, what the hell's..." "Amber." "Amber?" "Amber?" "We have to stay in the circle, just remember that." "Okay, just stay in the circle." "Amber!" "Let me out!" "Stay in the goddamn circle, okay!" "Oh my God." "Amber, hey hey hey, can you hear me?" "Can you hear me?" "I can feel her inside." "Are you jealous, Joe?" "How do you know my name?" "I am the darkness!" "Hey hey hey hey." "Whatever you did, that was pretty sick." "Oh shit." "We just performed a ritual directly out of the book." "During the ritual something took a hold of Amber." "It was like Andrew said." "This place is surrounded by darkness." "You okay?" "How you doing?" "I need to see." "See what?" "See where it lives so I can destroy it." "You're not doing another stupid ritual?" "Man, we're gonna do whatever it takes, okay?" "The Chupacabra is still out there." "Now that I've communicated with it, I can channel it." "I just need..." "What?" "Stimulation." "What kind of stimulation?" "Joe." "Meet me in your tent right now." "What?" "Why?" "Jesus." "Seriously, man?" "Is this happening?" "Oh no." "Well he got what he wanted." "How's your arm?" "It's not good." "It hurts." "Do you wanna see?" "Yeah." "Whoa, hey." "Oh my God." "Whoa." "Oh God." "Oh my goodness." "Yesterday, this was a rash." "Oh God." "You need medical attention, man." "I don't need to listen to this shit anymore." " Okay." " Come on." " Okay." " Come on." " Give it to me." " I am." "Yeah, oh, yes!" "Come on, come on." "Dave, I can't feel my fingers, man." "Did you just hear that?" "Just kill me and get it over with." "Someone could be hurt." "Stop pulling this guilt trip shit on me." "Help me!" "Okay!" "Come on, don't be a dick, let's go." "Son of a bitch." "Give it to me, yeah, come on!" "Harder!" "Yeah!" "Harder!" "Yes!" "Hello?" "I thought I heard something." "I thought I heard something." "What was that?" "Did you hear that?" "Yeah." "I think this was a bad idea." "Let's go back." "No, let's go this way." "Let's go back." "There's something here." "We can just get it on film." "No, dude, I can't." "I'm not going down there." "Dude, okay, there's something going on." "All right, hold on, man." "Alex." "Wait." "Oh my God." "Is that someone?" "Is that a person?" "Oh my God." "Oh my God." "Oh my God." "Check his pulse." "Check his pulse." "There's no way I'm checking his pulse!" "Check his pulse!" "Why would I check his pulse?" "!" "He's dead!" "Look at his intestines!" "We need to make sure." "Bite marks, just like the animals." "That's fucking disgusting." "Look at that." " What the hell is that?" " Oh my God." "Just check." "Is he alive?" "No, he's fine." "He's totally fine." "He's dead!" "He's fucking dead!" "You stupid asshole, dude!" "We gotta get out of here." "I don't know, I don't even..." "I can't." "Let's just go." " Okay." " Let's go!" "Yeah, no, go." "What the hell is that?" " Oh shit!" " Run!" " Dave!" " Morgan!" "Dave!" "No, no, no!" "No!" "Dave!" "Give it to me, yes!" "Yes, yes!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Dave!" "Dave!" "Where are you?" "!" "This isn't happening." "This isn't happening." "I hear you, buddy!" "Dave!" "Morgan!" "Dave, I hear you!" "Dave!" "Which way?" "Dave, I can hear you!" "Where are you?" "Run." "What?" "Run!" "I can," "I can almost," "I can almost see him!" "I can almost see him!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck!" "Morgan's in danger." " We have to go." " Hey!" "Wait wait wait wait." "I thought maybe, just for a second please can we just snuggle for just a second?" "No." "Looks like that's a light." "Oh my God, that's his..." "Dave!" "Morgan!" "What the hell's it doing here, right here?" "This is..." "Joe?" "Morgan!" "Oh my God!" "Morgan?" " Oh my God, Morgan!" " Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Hey hey hey hey hey." "Can you hear me?" "Joe?" "Can you hear me?" "Oh my God." "Oh my God, what do we do?" "Oh my God." "Joe, I don't know what to do." "Holy shit." "Hey hey, hey, it's okay, man." "You're gonna be okay." "How bad is it?" "How bad is it?" "It's pretty bad, man." "I'm gonna look at for just a second." "I'm gonna just take it out." "Oh my God." " Oh God." " Oh God, Joe." " It hurts too bad." " Okay." " No, no!" " Okay." " Don't touch it!" " What do we do?" "!" "I don't know." "Ah shit!" "I don't know what to do." "Joe, Joe, you gotta just kill me, man." "It hurts too bad." "What?" "It hurts too bad." "No, man." "Yeah, please." "No no no no no no no no." "I can't do that, man." " No." " Please, man, it hurts." "Just do it." " Don't do it." " It's what it wants." "Don't do it!" "Oh my God." " Do it." " No." "Oh shit." "Hey buddy." " Just do it." " All right, buddy." "Do it, do it!" " Morgan, I'm sorry!" " No!" "No!" "Calm down, calm down, calm down!" " No!" " It's okay." " He's dead!" " Hey, hey, hey." "He's dead and it's all my fault!" "Oh shit." "Please, I just wanna say to Morgan's parents," "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "I didn't know what else to do." "He was in so much pain." "It's real." "I never believed it was, and we didn't want any of this to happen." "It's so real." "What the fuck?" "Oh God!" "Go go go go!" "Run, Joe!" "Holy shit!" "Go go go go!" "Joe!" "Come on!" "You can do it, let's go!" "Get your hands off of her, man!" "Settle down, listen to me!" "Now we're getting out of here now!" "Follow me now!" "Get that light." "Let's go!" "Come on, this way, this way, come on." "Joe, I hurt my ankle." "I think I might've broke it." "It's okay." "You all right?" "Okay." "You're the light." "You're the light, okay?" "Joe, what are you doing?" "No." "No, don't go." "Don't go!" "Ma'am?" "I got you!" "We gotta go!" "Come on, come on." "Jim!" "Hey!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "I'm going." "We're not gonna make it!" "We gotta go!" " Stay!" " No, you can't leave me!" " I'll be back!" " No!" " I'll be back!" " No!" " I gotta find Jim!" " No!" " I gotta find Jim!" " You can't leave me!" "Jim!" "Oh God." "I'm sorry." "Oh my God." "Oh my God." "Oh God." "Oh God, I'm sorry." "If we don't get out of here alive we just wanna tell you you've been a real jackass this whole time." "I believe you." "I appreciate your honesty."