"Full English subtitle set merged from Norsk-only and English-only subtitles by Tronar" "Despite correcting a lot of problems, the result is still sub-standard." "Plenty of room for further improvement." "Are you Sven Palati?" "How's the meat professional business going eh?" "It's going very good thank you." "Ah good!" "What?" "Have I done something wrong now?" "Ah!" "What's going on?" "Explain one thing to me." "If things are going so well." "Why are you fucking with me?" "I haven't been fucking with you." "Explain this." "You delivered 200 kg of this to our restaurant, fresh tenderloin you told us." "Local food." "This shit ain't fresh or local." "It's frozen." "Check the date Dag!" "This has been happening for months!" "We've gotten goods worth thousands less than what we paid for." "Stop it." "Maybe I should have checked out the farmer a little better." "I've been messed up lately." "Yvonne left me." "Alright, alright, alright" "I believe him." "Just one more thing." "Where does this farmer live?" "What are you doing?" "If you want to keep it dumb, I'm tweeting." "Put the machine back in and get the hell out of my property." "Oooh!" "The passion of this guy!" "The outrage for the stolen electricity." "Any outrage left?" "From the scumbag farmer that rips off hardworking restaurant guys like us?" "Who are you?" "I, my friend am the last guy in Lillehammer you wanna fuck with." "Ok, so here's to haze it gentle your going to tell us how much you conned and you explain how you are going to pay it back." "I don't know what you're talking about." "God damn monkey!" "This guy's quite a hothead yeah?" "I think he needs a little cooling off what do you think?" "No." "No!" "Stop!" "Still stinks." "Hit him again." "I did cheat you out of lots of money!" "I owe you a lot of money!" "The internet." "Everything is just a click away." "Gucci, Versace..." "I was hooked." "A heart breaking story." "Now Mister how about you pay me back my 300 Grand?" "3 .. 300,000?" "No, no, so it can't be that much." "My colleagues have compiled your overbillings." "Oh shit!" "I don't see how he's gonna settle his debt." "These statements here show money wasted." "Any ideas?" "Damn Al Gore." "If he didn't invent the internet, we wouldn't even be here today." "And if he hadn't invented global warming you would be scared in August, who gives a fuck?" "You'd better start inventing something for me." "Or I'll hold you to come back out." "And this time you're getting an enema!" "I have an idea." "I have inherited a herd of reindeer from my uncle." "What if we become partners?" "You want to pay me in reindeer?" "Who am I friggin' Santa Claus now?" "The point is that these animals are insured for quite a lot of money." "If I get some help, there could be a landslide." "We'd be looking at..." "a payout in the millions." "Is it me or is this guy starting to make sense?" "Who would pay for information about Tagliano?" " A guy named Aldo Delucci." " And how do we get hold of him?" "Relax, I'm tight with people who have connections." "This is my cousin's cousin." "And you've never met him before." "Doesn't sound too tight." "Where I come from, family is number one." "This tax free stuff costs a lot." "Welcome to New York brother." "There is champagne." "New York!" "So what is going on with your boss?" "What do you mean?" "They're starting to talk." "About what?" "C'mon Tommy." "Words all over, people know." "Yeah, well." "Sometimes people know." "They don't know." "They always suspected that this philipino houseboy." "He's still my boss." " And that's it." " Tommy!" "Shut the fuck up Staples." "Can I help you?" "We're looking for Aldo de Lucci." "The best I can do is eh..." "Tom Collins." "Relax compadre." "My friend Dino over here is the driver for one of his crew members and" "I believe I have eh... some valuable information for him" "I'm not your compadre." "Please, get the fuck out." "You sure you don't want to hear me out?" "It's about a fella named Tagliano." "I'm sure." "Ok." "He is clearly upset." "And the Katzenjammer Kids back there don't seem especially happy, so I think we should go." "Thank you, goodbye, thank you." "Hey, Robbie." "Two reindeers dressed up for Halloween just came in the bar yapping about our friend." " Is there more?" " No, it's almost done." "Good of you to loan us the car." "Was the least I could do after the..." "meat incident." "It's the last one." "Fuck." "Do we have to take it?" "No, damn time!" "You guys take this one." "I don't have any gloves." "And these gloves aren't for this type of work." "Is it full or what?" "All kinds of goodies!" "It's not even thawed." "I'll go get some bags." "Hey, guys." "What the hell is it?" "Well it ain't no chicken wing." "What you think happened?" "Do you think that she went for a midnight snack and just fell in?" "We'll play detective later." "Right now we got to get rid of this fucking thing." "We'll use your car, ok Roar." "It's bad timing." "What?" "Torgeir and I were gonna look after the reindeer stuff now." "We can take it in my car." "It's alright." "Alright." "Take care of this." "We'll be your new best friends." " Ok." " Let's go." "Oddjob." "No, wait, wait, wait!" "Gimme 5 seconds." "I know what you're thinking." "There's the guy that never made it." "He had to close his refugee center." "Bastard." "Nobody likes him." "But if you had seen what I have seen, experienced what I have experienced..." "I have eaten coriander marinated chicken wings with Afghan mine victims." "I have danced with hijab-clad women under the Northern Lights." "I have taught undernourished Eritrean children how to crochet." "I met Randi." "My beloved..." "Randi." "Randi..." " Jan. Yes." "Yes..." " Randi..." "Thank you, Jan." "Thanks to Jan Johansen..." "Yes." "Thank you." "I saw that performance." "What's going on Jan?" "I don't know." "Work has been stressful." "The job huh?" "Up at the asylum centre?" "The one you forgot to mention got closed down?" "I didn't want to bother you with it." "I have lots of irons in the fire now." "You know me." "Boom, hit the ground, and get right back on the horse again." "Jan, look at me." "We opened the freezer." "It was an accident." "We were arguing and she just tripped." "You have to believe me." "Doesn't matter what I believe." "Questions are going to be asked" "I can't go to prison, please I can't." "Relax." "The boys took care of the body." "Give you time to get out of the country." "But you got to go far away some place where they're not going to look." "Far away?" "Sounds frightening." "Did wonders for me." "You up for this?" "Yeah, sure." "Beautiful creatures." " Do you think it's right, this here?" " That we make 2 million for an hour's work?" "Yes, I believe it's right.." " It's not like they feel anything." " How do you know what reindeer feel?" "What do I know about it?" "It's like pulling pike out of the river.." " You don't know what a pike feels, either." " No, but... my God!" "I've thought about what the pike feels when I pull it out of the water." " The hill is full of dynamite, guys!" " The landslide will wipe out the entire herd." " Do you want to detonate it?" " Eh..." " Well..." " Yes...?" "Maybe... we should talk about the consequences of our actions first." " A little late for discussions now." " Don't be a cunt." " Yes, but it feels wrong." " Fine." "I'll do it myself." " What?" "Hello!" " Torgeir." " What are you doing now, Torgeir?" " Go on!" "Shoo!" " What are you gonna tell Johnny?" " Shoo!" "Go!" "Shut up!" "Nobody's saying April Fools" "I had an emotional reaction." "Let me get this straight." "You've been eating these things your whole life." "Now you're emotionally connected?" "I know, it's just they're really beautiful animals." "You know and animals have feelings too." "Alright, alright, alright." "Listen." "We all grew up, with Rudolph, donner and blitzen, but this is business." "This ain't the night before christmas." "Sometimes you gotta do bad shit to do good shit." " Yeah." " Capish?" "I got it." "There is no stress, I just..." "It's ok." "What the fuck is that?" "What the fuck is what?" "She's foxy!" "That's Tiril from Kindergarten." "Tiril, the one you wanted to kill?" "Get the fuck outta here." " It's her." " God, you're right." "Stop staring." "Stop fucking staring at her." " No thanks." " No, no, no." "It's from the boss." "You two, get a room." "You'll have to forgive him, his wife's just dumped him just like another one" "you having a good time?" "Oh yes, thank you" "I thought you were a little skeptical on me." "Everybody deserves a second chance." "Interesting." "What was it about me?" "Well let's start with that dress and eh..." "I hadn't noticed those eyes before without those goggles" "and eh..." "It's a good thing you didn't try that smile on me earlier because" "I would've done anything you said." "Yeah, it's a good thing I didn't." "You were right about Bjørn." "Kid's doing good." "So..." "I guess I was wrong about you as well." "What are you really doing here?" "What do you think I'm doing?" "Thanks." "Is this a real pelt?" "Sure." "It's from my own herd." "Your what?" "Yeah, I'm a reindeer farmer." "Didn't I tell you?" "You don't strike me as a typical reindeer farmer." "What, they all have red suits and white beards or what?" "I have a flock up in eh..." "Uppinheiman or something like that" "I'm actually... a Sami girl." "You are not kidding?" "Like the American Indians huh?" "Yes I'm just like the American Indians." "My grandfather was a sort of Sami hero when he..." "He used to make these Reindeer races and eh..." "I used to help him out that was amazing times." "Wait a minute." "They race Reindeer up here?" "Yep." "Just like a horse race only much more wild, and much more fun." "Oh wait a minute." "Now you're talking!" "Yes." "How come they don't do that kind of thing down here?" "I don't know." "I guess nobody has thought about it." "You can do it." "You can do it." "Yeah." "Yipikaye, motherfuckers." "Let's go kill some fucking cute animals." "Take it easy, Reitger, take it easy." "Rudolph's gonna see another christmas, we're not going to kill the reindeer." "Not to play devil's advocate, but we rely on the insurance money." "Fuck that insurance." "It's nothing compared with what I got in mind." "Which is?" "Are you ready?" "Two words." "Reindeer race." "Really?" "Oh yeah they do it up in Lapland." "But we're going to do it right." "Betting windows." "Some booze, food." "The whole shmeer." "Cool." "Sounds good." "I disagree." "It's a bullshit idea." "Bullshit huh?" "Where you going?" "To arrange the insurance." "Listen here you lowlife fucking, motherfucking scumbag, farmer fuck." "You cheated me." "You cheated me!" "Sign the herd over to me right now, or they'll be collecting the insurance on you cabish?" "Ok ...and sign here." "I must say I like your idea." "I'm so glad." "Reindeer races..." "It's so creative." "You know what." "We're going to need some local support though." "Yeah." "Call that Olaf son guy." "Olaf son?" "I know you don't like him but this is business." "Ok, I'll keep my personal emotions out of this." "My boy." "We got the animals." "We got the jockeys to ride 'em." "And, we have the will to make it happen." "That my friends." "Will make Lillehammer the Reindeer Race capital of the world." "I..." "I have only one word," "Like the idea huh?" "I mean, it chills me all the way down to my big toe that I left on Everest at 8740 meters." "You get it?" "Johnny, mama, thank you." "With the right financial backing." "We can do great things here." "If you can deliver a pitch even close to this to get financial backing," "You're going to get so much financial backing you can send your reindeer to the fucking moon." "What is this?" "It was in the hallway." "So nice." "I loved last night." "That's a little odd." "Who can it be?" "There's no such thing here?" "Tirly?" "Tirly..." "Tirly..." "Tyrili!" "Tyrili from the treatment center!" "It must have been misdirected." "How's my favourite Lap?" "Hi." "Eh, Sigrid already picked up the kids." "I'm not here for the kids." "No?" "No, I want to tell you about the eh..." "conversation we had the other night." "That reindeer thing..." "I followed up on it and eh..." "I'll tell you all about at dinner alright?" "Yes, yes." "No..." "Yes..." "However," "We have rules, we can't see parents in that kind of way." "What kind of stupid rule is that?" "Come on, have some fun." "Tyril." "The slogans aren't going to write themselves." "I'm sorry, it's not going to work." "You should watch out for that one." "He is a horrible example of what happens when American decolonization goes too far." "I like America." "They're just playing it cool." "They know we mean business and the phone will ring soon." "I know it." "I hope you're right." "Man, I'm always right." "You did the right thing calling." "No violence ok?" "Car's there new." "Relax" "I'm just going to talk to them." "What the fuck happened?" "The fuckers pulled their guns, if you can believe that?" "What guns?" "Get to the fucking car." "Don't turn around, get to the fucking car." "You missed a spot over there." "Further down." "Further down." "Fuck me." "Sorry to disturb you boss" "I am disturbed alright." "They're cleaning up after yesterday." "Of course." "It's important to keep the house clean." "This is important too remember Frank Tagliano?" "Yeah, yeah, Robbie took care of that already." "Well, the thing is." "Two guys turned up at the bar running their mouths about Frank and Robbie takes care of them too so if the evidence has been taken care of what the fuck are you doing here?" "It's just they had this with them" "and one of those photos was taken after Robbie went over there." "Oh my dear sweet Robbie." "You let me down" "here, give that to Mr. Goldman ok." "Put it in his tin." "Look Uncle Robbie" "I know, I know." "People were talking." "But there's no real evidence that Richie's out for you." "What are we talking about here?" "He's the boss for christs sakes." "He's got no respect for the way we do things Uncle Sal." "He's got no respect for you." "He's whacking guys without your permission and he's getting sloppy." "He shot the pantomime guy down the street, the guy that paints himself up for the kids and stands on the corner like a statue." "A fucking civilian on the street." "Aldo's guys shot Mr. Goldman?" "He's in a fucking wheelchair now." "The little kids love that guy." "He's the best." "They shot him in the leg." "He stood there in pose the whole fucking time" "Uncle Sal." "Something's gotta be done." "Fucking barbaric." "Alright." "You can make a move." "Do what you gotta do" "I'll straighten out the commission." "Thank you Uncle Sal" "Robbie, remember." "This guy's paranoid." "Get somebody from outside" "I got the perfect solution." "No to cuts in the public sector!" "No to cuts in the public sector!" "Can you take it?" "He's ready to pee his pants." "Well we wouldn't want that to happen!" "Thank you." "Cheers." "No to cuts in the public sector!" "No to cuts in the public sector!" "...to cuts in public..." "Hello guys." "You're here?" "Course I'm here." "Did you make that yourself?" "Yeah, you know, couple of moms helped out." "Look, I'm just a little surprised you so involved with the kindergarden." "It's important you know." "By the way, you know the problem we were having with the suggestion you made." "Yes." "I've been thinking about it and eh..." "maybe that Steiner pre-school thing... maybe it's a good idea." "Really?" "Yeah." "But you've always been such a skeptic about this kind of philosophy." "What changed your mind?" "I know, but eh... you know, I've been thinking abut it and the whole Steiner package is starting to make sense to me." "That makes me happy." "Thank you!" "Then we'll send in the papers tomorrow." "Good, good, good." "Thank you." "There is only one language the authorities understand artistic elements socially critical sting!" "Two, three, four... â(Trademark)?" "There are no wars in Muriburiland. â(Trademark)?" "â(Trademark)?" "No social ladders in Muriburiland. â(Trademark)?" "â(Trademark)?" "A single troubadour against yuppie culture, â(Trademark)?" "â(Trademark)?" "Gnu is friends with tiger in Muriburiland. â(Trademark)?" "Ok for dinner?" "Johnny, I can not date a father in the nursery." "Forget it." "It's not going to happen." "Good to hear." "What?" "Moving the kids to the Steiner pre-school this week." "Well eh..." "Well..." "Then I have a couple of days to find myself a nice dress." "Hello!" "Hello, Hassan!" "It's good to see you." " Get a haircut?" " Yes." "It's warm down there, you know." "Lots of lice and fleas." "Here he comes." "So my old buddy from the war tells me you need something yes." "But first" "I want to say how much I admire and love your country." "That makes one of us!" "Isn't he connected to the embassy?" "Yeah." "He's just fucking with you." "That's funny!" "So" "Hassan has eh... told you about my little problem?" "Briefly." "You see" "I want a new start." "You know it's" "I want to seek political asylum in Iraq." "Political asylum in Iraq?" "I need a new beginning." "It's ethical torture how Norway has treated me." "Maybe" "I approached this the wrong way." "What is this, are you trying to bribe a civil servant?" "Oh no no, no, no!" "Maybe it's just cultural differences." "No worries my friend." "You will fit right in." "Should I check you in until Baghdad?" "Hello?" "Excuse me." " Should I check you in all the way to Baghdad?" " Might as well." " Did you bring any luggage?" " I did." "Let's see it." "Are you on business?" "No, I'm just a little parrot taking a trip." "Passport." "It will be good to get home." " It went through fine." " Great." ""Have a nice day then." "Good trip!"" "Are you going to Baghdad as well?" "I saw you by the check-in counter." "Maybe we could sit together on the plane." "Where's the boss?" "Relax." "You know him." "He wants everybody else ready." "I'm coming, I'm coming." "Robbie!" "Frank." "What the fuck?" "Torgeir?" "We can't let these guys wait any longer." "You'll have to do it." "Okay?" " Me?" " It'll be fine." "Look at me." "You can do it." "Say, "I can do this."" " I can do this." "Welcome!" "Everyone loves reindeer, and everyone loves the ladies." "Aside from the gays." "Women, reindeer..." "Together, sort of." "See what I mean?" "See where I'm going with this?" "We can combine the two elements and put on a show people have not seen before." "It's creative, it's playful, and there is plenty of cash in it." "What is this?" "I don't get it." "Eh..." "Yes." "It's actually my boss that..." "Yes, the guys will, I think..." "arrange a reindeer race." "Correct?" " Yes." " Reindeer race?" "Why didn't you say so from the start?" "Forget about it right?" "No way, I'm not going back, it is suicide." "Frank, I talked to Uncle Sal he gave me the green light." "You are not listening my friend." "No fucking way am I going back." "Of course, Frank." "You know Aldo is going to come at us with all he's got." "Yeah?" "Let him come." "Right, I dealt with him once." "I'll deal with him again." "Where's that leave me?" "I covered for you, Goddammit." "Come on, Frankie please." "What do you think?" "I appreciate what you did my friend." "I really do." "But this time I cannot help you"