"What was that hand doing in a private pond, without a licence?" "And it's not even the fishing season." " That's not a felony, is it?" "How much does it say there?" " Thirteen." "Twelve." " Very good." "And what does it say here?" "When fishing for trout, the fish should have a minimum length of..." "Continue." " 22 centimetres." "Subtract the length of your fish from 22." "What do you get?" "22 minus 12." "Well?" " Ten." "So ten days in jail." "And shut up." "Daddy, jail is full." " True." "I'll come by again later." "With a wife like that, I'd have something better to do than poach." "Daddy, we have to go to the choir." "I'm a solo performer in the choir." "I pity your daughter with a father like that." "Go ahead, I'll be there." "Not in the house of the Lord, my son." "Come back." "You can't just walk away." "Ludovic, a letter for you." "Express delivery." "I'll get him, just wait." "Nothing bad, I hope?" " I'm transferred to the Var." "With an extra stripe." "Sergeant First Class." "Thank you Lord, thank you." "I'm going to show them there." "Lucien, I think I see one with stripes." "You're right, Albert." "Let's have a look." "Look, daddy, all those boats." "Beautiful." "I'm so happy." "Control yourself." "My men." "Hello chief." "Everything ok?" " Congratulations on your daughter." "What's this supposed to mean?" "Attention." "We're good buddies from the start, right?" "We'll do this together, won't we?" "Fix that button." "And you..." "Always look me in the eye." "Always that frivolous with the kepi?" "Attention." "Always in the eyes, you hear?" "Introduce yourselves." "I don't hear you." "Still not." "What's your name?" " Fougasse." "Doesn't surprise me." "I'm your chief, Cruchot." "My daughter, Nicole." "Enough." "Take the luggage and go on." "You won't be popular like this." " Order is never popular." "Attention." "One, two. one, two." "One, two..." "Faster." "Tourists, guys." "Those clothes will attract snow, girl." "Your pastis is waiting." " We're on duty." "Aren't you thirsty when you're on duty?" "What are you doing to those boys?" "They're shy as it is." "Wait a moment." "Pastis for you?" " No, I'm doing my first rounds." "Where are your regulations about prevention of public drunkenness?" "We just did a paint job." " Your name?" "It's going to be hard work, Lucien." "The holidays are over, Albert." "Fresh fish..." " You're not allowed to sell here." "Get out of the sun, you." "Go or you're in trouble." "Are we sticking to the book now?" "Here, take it." "Caught this morning." "Happy now?" "Fish." "Fish." "Fresh..." "Do you know what it's called what you just did?" "Bribing a civil servant." "Name?" " Toinette." "Stop." "Sergeant First Class Cruchot." "My daughter Nicole." "You already know Merlot and Fougasse." "This is Tricard and Berlicot." "Attention." "I'm looking forward to a good collaboration." "The gendarmerie is like a sheepdog for the country." "Often bark, sometimes bite and scare." "You're the leaves, I'm the stem." "Together we provide the harvest." "That's all." "Agreed, sergeant?" " Sure." "I hope you'll get used to this place." "Sergeant, I have a present for you." "You shouldn't have." " To celebrate my arrival." "My credentials, so to speak." "Nine fines already." "You're not mucking around." "Time is money." " The mayor's car." "Smack on the crossing." " He was absent minded." "I'll take care of it." "Attention." "You're very diligent." "A bit too diligent." "Don't forget I'm your superior." "Attention." "And keep quiet." "Come look at your rooms." "The ladies are with your daughter already." "Attention." "As you see, we're one big family." "Ladies, this is Mr Cruchot." "Mrs Merlot, Berlicot and Tricard." "Fougasse is single." "And my mother in law and my wife." "Nice to meet you Mrs..." " Mrs Gerber." "Or Cécilia, if you like." "Mrs Gerber will do." " Time to change your shirt." "Of course, Cécilia, darling." "You have a beautiful wife." "A brave wife, I often hear." " I thought as much." "Cruchot, we need a man like you here." "You don't give up." "There's a lot to be done here." "I'll explain everything tomorrow." "Wait." "Wait." "Oh no." " That's going too far." "Very good, sergeant." "Enough, enough." "You're not playing anymore." "Excuse me, sergeant." "But where?" "Enough." "Attention." "Look at me, both of you." "I can handle a lot, but I'll get you for this." "Attention." "Bravo, sergeant." "Very well done." "Shall I open it?" "Here, Merlot." "Open it." "Don't be so squeamish." " How long is it going to take, Cruchot?" "It's coming." "Hurry." "Look, sergeant." "This will be a treat." "There's not much in there." " He opened it." "Look, chief, a starfish." "Look at that." "Look, sergeant." "What a beautiful specimen." "Look at that." "Open it." "Unbelievable." "Another starfish." "That makes two." "Hurry up now." "Was that the owner of the boat who just left?" "No, he rents the boat." "An American." "He must have found oil in his backyard." "Want to come on board?" "The sailor's a friend of mine." "No, thanks." "Nice of you, though." "Give it back." "You're such a pain." "My sun block." "Give it, Eddie, or I'll get angry." "My bra." "Letters..." " Jessica, how could you." "It's mine." "Mine." "Creeps, that's mine." "Where do you buy your clothes?" " She'll start to cry soon." "Leave the dork alone." " Nice, but still green." "Are you coming?" "What's a dork?" "An unattractive girl." "Don't worry, in nice clothes, you're not so bad." "What's that?" " A sunstroke." "That's not possible." "Do you see it too, sergeant?" "Very clearly." "What are you doing?" "Get lost." "Go inside." "What are you doing in those trashy clothes?" "What's wrong with them?" " Look at yourself." "You're almost bursting out." "Everybody's dressed like this." "You've got your uniform, but I get laughed at." "Who dares to laugh at you?" "Boys, girls, everybody." "I'm not fashionable." "Do you have to wear clothes like this to be accepted?" "I just want to be like the rest." "You're not like the rest." "You're my daughter." "So this doesn't suit me?" "It suits you too well." "Come, go put on something else." "Don't you have anything less..." "You don't know what I mean?" "I really took everything out." "No." "Don't you have anything less conspicuous?" "These colours go with the sun." "Your sun." "As if it's your sun." "Take that dress off." "Daddy, what about this?" " Cute, no?" "Looks very cute." "But Mrs Vachon..." "That's a great dress." "I'm rich and beautiful." "Do you want to marry me?" "She doesn't have any complexes." "Must have escaped from a convent." "Argument with Mother Superior." "Stop, I love her." "You're a pervert." " No, I'm romantic." "It's not going anywhere with Juliette." " My name is Nicole." "Look, she can talk." "Do you have any plans for later, sweetheart?" "Sleep in the tent with mommy and daddy." " Social holiday." "I live on my father's yacht." "He's a billionaire." "Sorry, but I don't hang out with just anybody." "Excuse me, princess." " What a blunder." "What are the names of your daddy and the yacht?" "Come on, tell us." " My yacht is the Olnico, behind you." "My father's name is Archibald Ferguson." "Bud for his friends." "And this is the latest Hawaii fashion... for me, it's nothing special." "You don't get to see much of the world, do you?" "Do you know that Ferguson?" "No, but considering the boat and the girl, I'm on my way to Hawaii." "The little girl will get far." "If our old seamstress were still alive..." " She'd die now." "Sergeant, it's happening again in Tahiti." "What?" "The crowds?" " No, the nudists." "All naked." "We even got a complaint from..." " From whom?" "We have to act right away." " It's not easy, though." "Shall I go?" " No, I'll get them." "They've been provoking me for too long." "Assemble." "Careful." "Do we take off our uniforms?" " No, then we can't make an arrest." "Attention." "Ready?" "Are you looking for something?" " The nudists." "Did anyone see nudists here?" " You wish, gendarme." "Cruchot, Fougasse, here." "We'll get them." "I swear." "Look into my eyes." "Alert." "Come on." "Not too wet?" " Still walking around?" "We'll get them." " Definitely." "That way." "Attack." "Don't let it get to you, sergeant." "We'll get them." "Here's a bowl of chicken broth for you." "The complaints keep coming." "Soon they'll be walking into the harbour naked." "Here, have some broth." "I lost face, Cruchot." "Let me die." "Drink this." "And undo that belt." "Here, drink some." " One would be enough." "Even a tiny one." "A nudist larva, Cruchot." "I'll bring you a dozen, sergeant." "Are you serious, Cruchot?" " If you drink this broth." "Gentlemen, this is our target." "The enemy is shrewd and well organised." "How will we handle it, you're asking." "What is a gendarme?" "What is a nudist?" "A nudist is naked." " And a gendarme?" "Somebody with clothes on." "With a uniform." "So, a naked gendarme can no longer be recognised as a gendarme." "And when a nudist sees a gendarme they put their clothes on and are no longer nudists." "Contradicting data, we call that." "What did I just say?" "We'll get them." " You're on guard for two Sundays." "We surround the enemy from that side and that side." "We close in on them like a net." "We don't have enough men to do that." " Only the quality counts." "That's why I'm giving you a crash course." "We'll meet out there." "No, not like that." "Go under again, back to the beginning." "Fougasse, get that sock right." "No." "Fougasse, still a problem with the sock." "Everybody back." "I've had it, chief." "Have mercy." "Mommy, come get me." "Now, that's tough." "Very good, Tricard, very good." "But we can do even better." "I'm nothing." "I obey." " Yes, chief." "I jump in the blackberries." "I dive 30 meters." "Your mother's first name?" "Madeleine." " Reply:" "Yes, chief." "I represent justice." "I hate nudists." "Also on Sunday." "I'm the strongest." "We're the strongest." "We'll get them." "Tomorrow is the big day." "Synchronise watches." "4.17 pm." "I need a volunteer who will mingle naked with the nudists." "Ok, just anybody then." "There's a pint under the piano." "Who drinks it, will..." "What did you say?" " Nothing, chief." "You said something." " No, I didn't." "Who drinks, stinks." "That's mean, chief." "I saw that." "What did you say?" " Nothing, nothing." "Strange." "Tonight you will go to the location." "And you'll be the first one to come in contact with the enemy." "Your comrades must envy you." "Dismissed." " Chief, just a tiny pair of briefs..." "A tiny what?" " Briefs." "I mean..." "If you have to, you have to, right?" "Brave boy." "Go for it." "Careful, a gendarme." " Get dressed, quickly." "We're swimming away." "Like in the parade." "Now G3 and G4, go on." "To the beach." "Everybody for themselves." "Your papers." "Head to the right." "Another one of a 100 years old." "Buy a moped." " He's doing it on purpose." "Give him a push, Richard." " Yes, do." "Are you crazy?" "Richard, careful." "Bummer, police." " Are you happy now?" "My registration is at home." "You'll regret this." " Take it easy, or you won't survive." "Survive what?" " Winter." "Mr Merlot, he slowed down on purpose." "He didn't let us pass." "Refusing to be overtaken." " Thank you, Mr Merlot." "You're welcome." " Don't tell daddy, please." "What, you let them go?" "So, you're causing traffic jams." "Show me your registration." "That's unbelievable." "Here." "Shall we go for a walk the two of us?" "Where to?" " I don't know." "Doesn't matter." "Is it better there than here?" " Well, I said the two of us." "And then what?" "You ask so many questions." "I'm not into those kinds of walks." "But it was worth a try, right?" "Why don't you ask Jessica?" "Can I join you?" "Swimming gives you broad shoulders." "Something wrong with my shoulders?" "Do you prefer Nicole's shoulders?" "You're right." "They're beautiful, Nicky." "The rest is not bad either." "Trust Jean-Luc on that." "He's a connoisseur." "Get lost, you." " Come, let's go to the bowling alley." "You can be so obnoxious." "What's wrong with you today?" "So handsome, yet so stupid." "Are we playing or what?" "All that girl stuff." "Think of me and you'll do fine." " I'm not jealous." "Stop that and let him play." "Not great." " Girls are only ok in the evening." "Your turn." "Can you play?" "Come on, we might still have a chance." "Great." " Next time, we play together." "We'll celebrate on your father's yacht." "All to Ferguson's yacht." " That's not possible." "Why not?" " My dad isn't there." "So what?" "I love boats." " Don't refuse him everything." "Enough talk, guys." "To the harbour." "Driver." "No." "Wait." "Wait for me." "Is your father such a bully?" " Let me through." "Let me through, I said." "Well..." "Isn't dad here?" "Dad." "Don't look so stupid, Mathurin." " No alcohol, Mathurin." "My name is Lucas." " Mathurin suits you very well." "What a beautiful boat." "Is your father here now?" "He's not here, because..." " He plays golf on Sundays." "The boss wants nobody on board." "Go." "Let me explain to you." "I haven't seen dad for so long." "He didn't want to marry my mother." "He sends cheques, but do cheques replace a father?" "Of course not." "But can I help that?" "No, I know." "I'm going to a school in Switzerland." "When I heard he was here, I hitchhiked all the way." "Poor girl." "What a bastard." "Well, he's so rich and busy." "A child would have been in his way."