"Why don't I phone school?" "Explain about Mum's skin graft?" "I want to go, I've told you." "(SIGHS) You know, you don't have to make out you're OK if you're not." "Are you gonna get on the bus with me?" "Walk me to the gate?" "Alright." "I'll call when she's out of theatre, yeah?" "Yeah, it's a witchy Halloween lunchbox." "You've got slug butties." "Yuck!" "What?" "I've cut off the crusts." "You've got some nice, crunchy, dried frog." "You know those brown things I said were raisins?" "I lied." "Bat poo." "(CHUCKLES) No, it isn't." "Oh, look, Ty, it's a skeleton!" "Aghh!" "Leg it!" "Ohh!" "(LAUGHS) In you get." "Don't put your dirty paws on anything." "This car's going back when the new one's ready." "You'll miss this now Maria's coming back." "Have I not told you?" "I took a contract out on her." "Tonight she dies." "Mwah-ha-ha!" "Yeah." "Aww." "Hey, Liam will miss that, won't he, being chauffeur-driven to school, once Maria's home." "Oh, yeah, that's today." "Yeah." "What's up with that?" "Ty, has summat happened?" "(SIGHS) I think all the stress is getting to Maria." "Caz reckons she's been bombarding her with weird texts." "What?" "She's upset about it." "I say upset." "Scared." "Scared?" "Caz?" "Ha!" "Are you sure you're not exaggerating?" "Yeah, it's probably nowt." "They reckon it'll be dinner time when they take you down." "Are you OK?" "Mm." "Just remembering." "Last time... ..I had an operation, I was about 12, I think." "Yeah, I was 12." "It was my appendix." "I remember above me, this crack in the plaster." "In the ceiling." "It was like the start of the game hangman." "It's funny, innit, what sticks in your mind." "You'll be OK." "They know what they're doing." "Yeah." "Yeah, I know." "It's just another step to you getting better." "Back to where you was." "I just..." "What?" "What, love?" "You just..." "I just wish that they didn't have to... ..cut the skin that's not hurting." "The bits of me that still look OK." "Aww, can't you tell him you've gotta knock off early?" "For what?" "Er, to rescue your relationship?" "Where's that come from?" "We're OK, aren't we?" "Yeah, but he doesn't know that." "I can't just sneak off cos you're off." "Aww, go on!" "Let's go into town and pretend we're secret millionaires that retired at 20." "Wouldn't we need money to spend?" "Millionaires don't need to spend money." "They can do that any time." "Go on, Zee!" "A cheeky lunch out." "(SIGHS) All right, I'll try." "But it won't be lunchtime." "That's when we're busiest." "A late lunch." "See you at yours at two." "I said I'll try." "I didn't say..." "You can't miss the party tonight." "But what if there's fireworks nearby?" "In the puppy book, it says act normal." "But if I'm not here, how will Peanut know I'm acting normal?" "Go on in, darling." "Go on." "Where's Craigy?" "Go and find your brother." "But you love Halloween." "And you love fancy dress." "Yeah, which is why you have to go, so I get to dress you up." "I'm not wearing that bald head cap thing." "Not in the Rovers." "(LAUGHS) You so are!" "Hey, tell Kirky he can't be Uncle Fester with hair." "What time's Maria due back?" "Dinner time." "Why?" "I just wanna make sure I'm out." "Shall I come and get the keys off you?" "No, no, I haven't cleaned up." "I wanna make sure it's clean." "I can't have her getting wound up at me for that as well as everything else." "As well as what?" "Do you know what?" "I don't blame her." "I've outstayed my welcome, so..." "What time is she back?" "Her train gets in about midday." "Maybe I'll hang on, give her the keys myself, tell her I'm grateful for letting me stay." "I could get her some flowers." "I know where Maria will stick them flowers." "She'll just be glad to get home after all the stress in London." "Caz is small fry." "Did you speak to Alya?" "Yes." "Liar." "I will." "Look, I am not putting up with her sarcy little dig and poison-dart looks." "Be grateful it wasn't in front of Yasmeen." "Did you hear her when I asked you if you wanted brown or white toast? "Surely you can make an educated guess, Sonia."" "She's never been good in the mornings." "She's getting better." "Maybe with you." "I don't want to aggravate her." "If you don't, I will." "As long as I am living under your roof, she's gonna have to get over herself." "That printer hates me." "Yes, paper jam and paper jam..." "How many flats do you own, Dev?" "Me?" "Two." "Only two." "The days of the seven shops and seven flats have long gone." "And they are both let?" "Yep, I'm afraid so." "Is this for one of your grandchildren?" "Someone at Chez Nazir about to hop the twig?" "Who knows?" "We're bursting at the seams, that's for sure." "No murmurings of restlessness from any of my tenants." "Though perhaps the one above the shop may one day be lured down the street." "To the other flat?" "No, to my house." "I'm talking Erica." "(LAUGHS) Sorry, of course." "I never think of her as your tenant." "Me, neither." "Are these the gym account bank statements?" "Mm-hm." "I thought it was your own accounts you were doing." "No." "I said I would take care of these." "No, no..." "You've got enough on your plate." "Right, two large pumpkins, tealights, cobweb spray." "Bandages?" "Are you expecting trouble?" "(LAUGHS) I thought Steve could get dressed up as a mummy." "(BOTH LAUGH)" "Oh, for goodness sake." "Don't let Amy see you dressed like that, you'll frighten her to death." "You're joking, this is Amy's." "I thought if anybody saw her face, they might not open the door." "Heeeere's Amy!" "Don't be horrible!" "Aww." "Should be fun tonight, shouldn't it?" "It seems like ages since we had a good laugh." "Well, it's high time we did." "What, with me getting the all-clear on the medical front." "And your brother." "Mm-hm." "Your mam reckons you'd make a good mummy." "You're the mummy in this relationship." "Honestly, my counsellor would have a field day." "I'll see you later." "You are not having a tattoo of the scan!" "Why not?" "Because!" "Ow!" "Because that's your pain threshold." "I'm not giving birth while you're stood there going, "You think that's painful?" "Try a tattoo."" "Does your mum know about today, then?" "It was really nice to have something positive to offer." "She just wants a photo." "Yeah." "Ah!" "All ready for theme night, then?" "Yeah." "You not bothering over there?" "I've got two pumpkins in the window." "Show willing." "Scan today, isn't it?" "Yeah, yeah, 20 weeks." "Nick thinks he's gonna have a tattoo of the scan." "20 weeks." "They'll be able to tell you the sex." "Are you gonna ask?" "He'll want a girl." "Why's that?" "Well, it's less to tattoo, isn't it?" "Steve wants a boy." "When have I ever said that?" "Well, you do, don't you?" "Because you've already got a girl." "I've already got a boy, so I'd like a girl." "Well, it's natural to want both." "Oh." "So you do want a boy." "It's no big secret, is it?" "Otherwise I wouldn't have said owt." "Well, I'm not bothered what it is, you know, as long as it's healthy." "If the scan turns out to be an alien, I'm out." "Anyway, good luck." "Yeah, ta." "Thanks." "Very subtle." "I was." "The whole secret thing there with Leanne." "Well, she deserved it." "All right, I'll behave myself from now on." "We can blame it on the hormones." "Anyway, once me and her have gone through the pregnancy and birth thing, we'll be fine." "You'll see." "Pass that tape gun, Kirk." "Ta." "I'm not sure the safety catch is off." "Wait!" "Two minutes!" "Look, I'm gone today, I'm leaving." "For good." "Right." "No, I'm serious." "This is it." "I wanted to..." "I don't know, apologise." "OK." "No, I'm serious." "All that daft stuff, the way I've been... it was because I loved you." "But I totally get it that you're better off without me." "I know that now." "I need you to forgive me so that I can draw a line under it." "OK." "I forgive you." "(SIGHS) I do." "(SIGHS) Caz, I do." "There's two words I'd given up on hearing." "Ta." "Thank you." "Cos if I'd have had to leave here with you hating me and Maria wanting to stave my head in..." "Drama queen." "How about a goodbye drink?" "No." "For old time's sake." "Which is why it's no." "I've said I forgive you." "You said you want to draw a line, so draw it!" "One drink." "I'll phone you." "Don't." "You're wasting your time." "I'll call you to persuade you." "You won't!" "I might." "You always want more." "Always." "You can't just let it go." "Don't phone me." "Can you make it out?" "(HEARTBEAT THUMPS)" "Head there." "Spine." "Oh!" "Is that a wave?" "(BOTH LAUGH) Hello." "Have you come to a decision about whether you'd like to know the sex?" "Er, it's up to you." "Well, it doesn't matter, does it?" "Er, no." "It doesn't matter." "I mean, they are what they are, aren't they?" "They're perfect." "Right, well, we'll find out, then." "Oh, OK." "Unless you don't want to." "No." "No, no." "Great." "Let's go for it." "Well, I'm pretty sure we have a little boy in here." "Hello, son." "Can I not pay you by card?" "I'm sure I had a 20." "Hiya." "Welcome home." "Oh, Ty, have you got a tenner?" "I'll pay you back." "Yeah, of course." "Cheers." "Here you go." "Thanks." "You OK?" "How's it been?" "Oh, weird, exhausting." "Don't get me wrong, Pablo's lovely, but I really wish I'd never got involved with him." "Ah, there it is." "See?" "I knew I had one." "There you go." "Cheers." "Look, I'm not so sure how to tell you this." "What?" "What is it?" "Well, it's Caz." "Oh, Ty, please." "I've only been back 30 seconds." "I'm not even through the door." "Can we talk later?" "Yeah, course." "Thanks." "See ya." "So, Aidan says we can have a long lunch but I reckon we can stretch it out at least two hours. (LAUGHS)" "Erm, if we put paper bats on the bar and then the ghostly gossamer spray... (PHONE RINGS)" "Do you need to get that?" "No." "It's Caz." "She's not hassling you again, is she?" "She's out of here, for good." "She's trying to drag me out for a drink but I'm not gonna get drawn in." "She's history now." "Mm-hm!" "I said she could stop off school but she wouldn't." "Don't force her." "I didn't." "No, she mustn't be made to see me." "Hey, I'm sure it's not that." "No, I mean it." "Nobody should." "I don't want anybody to feel bad if... if they can't face it." "Mum." "No!" "No." "Especially Faye." "I'd hate it if people..." "Anna?" "We're going to take you down to theatre." "You're in good hands, the best." "We'll be here, OK?" "Yeah." "Don't worry, I'll be fine." "I will." "We'll look after her." "OK?" "Maria!" "Hey!" "You're back!" "You OK?" "No." "Whoa, hang on." "What's up?" "I need to speak to Tyrone." "The garage is shut." "Kevin's with Anna and Ty must be on his dinner." "Don't you wanna know how Liam's getting on?" "Yeah." "But the flat isn't in any fit state for Liam unless I sort this out." "Caz has smashed it up." "You're kidding." "How do you know it was her?" "There's no sign of a break-in, nothing's been taken, and Tyrone told me she said something to him." "I'm this close to phoning the police but I can't." "Why?" "Well, because there's no point." "She's gone." "I need to know what she said to him." "I'm taking you for a drink." "No, I don't wanna face a load of people." "There's a back room." "And I've got friends in high places." "Look, we'll sort your flat." "And we'll find Tyrone." "Let's calm you down first." "Who's first for the news, then?" "My sister, your mum or shall we just tell Norris and watch it spread?" "Or we could go for lunch, just the two of us, in the bistro, and make them wait." "Oh, hiya!" "A little bird told us you had your scan!" "How did it go?" "Which little bird was that?" "Oh, Norris." "Sean told him." "Who'd seen Eva." "You'd think they'd have something bigger to gossip about." "Aww." "Hey, Steve, this'll be you and Michelle soon, scans and that." "Congratulations." "Thanks." "So, how did it go?" "Did you ask if it's a boy or a girl?" "We're gonna leave it as a surprise." "Yeah, keep it for later." "I like that." "If it's a girl, we've loads of old clothes you can have." "Better get on." "See ya." "See ya." "Right, I better, er..." "See ya, Steve." "I like that it's a surprise." "No-one seems to do that these days." "Go and find someone." "We've only seen two people and they both had dogs." "So?" "They wouldn't be able to go into the offie." "We can mind it for them." "Even I wouldn't trust my dog to a couple of kids asking for booze." "I'd worry they'd leg it." "Shall we?" "What, leg it with a dog?" "Are you serious?" "We could rob a tent, camp out somewhere." "By the sea maybe." "Have you got a tent?" "Why did you only bring one of these?" "What you looking at me like that for?" "I don't think you want a tent." "Or a dog." "I don't even think you want another one of them." "I do." "It's this op, innit, that your mum's having." "Shut up!" "I know it's hard, Faye." "No, you don't know anything." "How can ya?" "It's not your mum having her skin cut off and stitched back on somewhere else, is it?" "Here." "(WEEPS)" "It's not like I threw her out on the street." "Exactly." "She had loads of time to find somewhere." "She's a cheeky cow." "You wanna phone the police." "No." "All right, I'll do it." "No, don't, Eva, please." "If Maria doesn't want to..." "She's too flaming soft." "Why let Caz get away with it?" "She knew I'd let her get away with it." "The police would start asking why I was in London." "You were helping out a mate." "So what?" "Yeah, it was a little bit more complicated than that." "Complicated?" "You know Pablo, the guy whose salon I was helping out in?" "Mm." "I, er..." "I married him." "Just so that he could stay in this country." "No, you didn't." "What, like a visa thing?" "Yeah." "I was an idiot." "I thought I'd just, like, sign a few papers and I could forget about it, but he needs some sort of visa extension so I have to go and live down there for a bit." "But if Immigration find out, then I could go to prison, couldn't I?" "Well, I hope this pigging Pablo paid you plenty." "Nah." "He's skint." "He was just desperate to be with his boyfriend." "See, told you." "Too flaming soft." "Mm." "And Caz knew this?" "Yeah." "She's probably laughing her head off now, knowing I'll just clean up the mess she's made." "God." "How dare she?" "So go on, then!" "What?" "Take a photo." "What is wrong with you today?" "Nothing!" "Oh, here she is!" "Er, no, Steve, actually, wait till we're all here." "Yeah, where is Eva?" "I'm here, behind you." "Hey, what's up with Maria?" "Ohh." "Are we having this photo or what?" "Are you three Charlie's Angels?" "(LAUGHS)  Didn't I say we should have pointy hats?" "I said pointy hats." "We can't be Charlie's Angels cos which one's the one with the short hair?" "We are the Witches of Eastwick and they didn't have pointy hats." "Oh." "Is Steve gonna be Jack Nicholson?" "That's for me to know and you to find out." "Steve won't tell us what he's gonna be." "It'll be a duvet cover with two holes cut." "My costume will blow yours out of the water." "Cheese!" "I'm doing Kirky up." "Are you?" "What's he going as?" "I'm not telling if Steve's not telling." "I just wish you'd get a move on." "Go on!" "Get changed!" "Right!" "I'm going!" "So?" "Come on, then." "What?" "Well, that's for Maria, isn't it?" "Oh, yeah, I'll pay for it." "Oh, no, but what's to do?" "Oh..." "It's Caz." "She's left the flat in a right tip." "Oh." "Blimey." "If I had wine poured down me every time upstairs were a tip," "I'd never be sober." "(LAUGHS)" "Is my granddad not here?" "Nope." "I wanted to borrow 20 quid." "Did he say where he was?" "Nope." "And I'm sure 20 quid's gonna be no problem to our Mr Nazir." "Why don't you ask for 100?" "Eh?" "Nothing." "Ignore me." "No, go on." "Seriously, all right, just forget it." "I'm trying to get the VAT payments in and he waltzed off with the printouts." "I thought..." "Hey!" "I'm trying to balance things here." "What?" "Look, I'm sure there's a simple explanation." "Why would my granddad transfer money into his own account?" "Are you sure I can't help clear up?" "No, it's not as bad as all that, really." "You just caught me at the wrong moment." "Get back off to work." "What time do you call this?" "We've gotta go now." "Soz." "Oi!" "I thought I left you in charge." "Hiya." "Caz has left the flat in a right tip." "She said she would clean." "Why did you leave her in there?" "I wasn't gonna stay there once me and Beth was back together." "We've got a Peanut." "A dog called Peanut." "Are you coming to the Halloween party?" "I'm going as young Uncle Fester, before he lost his hair." "You're not!" "You do it proper or not at all." "Phone me if you need owt, yeah?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "Hey, thanks for looking after Liam, and all." "You've been a star." "Maria used to love Halloween almost as much as you do." "Did ya?" "Remember when we was at the kennels and you convinced me it was haunted?" "Never!" "How did you manage that?" "Long story." "Listen, I'd best be getting back." "I've gotta sort it out before Liam gets home." "Maybe Caz is coming back to sort it." "She wanted to give you the keys." "She'll wish she hadn't if she does." "Er, we were just on, er, on our way to my mum's." "Hm." "So, you're having a boy, then?" "What?" "You're expecting a boy." "I've not said owt." "I, erm, couldn't work out why you were being so cagey with Fizz earlier." "Then I realised it was cos you wanted to keep it from me." "Cos Michelle said I wanted a boy." "Right, er, surely we have the right to decide what we tell to who." "Listen, we need to get past this." "Your baby is yours." "If Michelle has a girl then I'll have another daughter." "I'm not gonna come near your son." "If you don't trust me, this is gonna be a nightmare." "Yeah, he's right." "Sorry." "All right." "Right, come on." "No, Sharif, we've had this discussion." "You're not packing me off to a dingy bedsit on the other side of town." "But now there's a new flat to look forward to." "It's different." "I'm trying to make things easier for everyone." "For you, you mean." "I was starting to think you'd stood me up." "Wait there." "(DOOR SLAMS) All right, let's hear it." "Hear what?" "Your excuses!" "Did you think nobody would notice, that we wouldn't find out?" "Come on, start talking." "subtitles by Deluxe"