"there she goes!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} ..and a race against {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the Lord God Almighty." "Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE everybody!" "Thank you so much." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Thank you very much." "Thank you." " {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} there were only two cars that" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} caused him to run about his house {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in Birmingham clutching feverishly {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} at his as yet unformed tinkle." "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} So you can imagine how {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} excited he was when" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the producer said to him this week {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} he could drive both of them. {\cHFFFFFF}" "{\cHFFFFFF}which is why {\cHFFFFFF}I've kipped the night at the track." "{\cHFFFFFF}And I believe they are here." "Porsche launched {\cHFFFFFF}the greatest supercar the 959." "Ferrari {\cHFFFFFF}responded with the greatest supercar the F40." "my word!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Would you just look at that?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I can't recall ever seeing these two- {\cHFFFFFF}together on television before." "{\cHFFFFFF}beginning with this one." "ho! {\cHFFFFFF}it was the most advanced {\cHFFFFFF}and most high-tech car ever made." "electric seats and so on." "it's cleverer stuff than that." "{\cHFFFFFF}it had adjustable suspension" "{\cHFFFFFF}and a complex {\cHFFFFFF}four-wheel-drive system." "{\cHFFFFFF}You could split the power between {\cHFFFFFF}the front and back wheels not just {\cHFFFFFF}according to how much grip you had how much- {\cHFFFFFF}G-force you were putting down." "{\cHFFFFFF}You can just feel... {\cHFFFFFF}and this thing just {\cHFFFFFF}feels so much more!" "{\cHFFFFFF}And the tech fest didn't stop there." "{\cHFFFFFF}The 959 came with a million things {\cHFFFFFF}we'd never seen before " "{\cHFFFFFF}and magnesium wheels {\cHFFFFFF}with hollow spokes." "{\cHFFFFFF}No wonder Bill Gates bought one. {\cHFFFFFF}he was one of the few people back {\cHFFFFFF}then who could have afforded to pay" "{\cHFFFFFF}the proper price {\cHFFFFFF}for one of these things. it was so advanced. {\cHFFFFFF}which must have been lively!" "{\cHFFFFFF}A 959 was fast." "{\cHFFFFFF}Really fast." " {\cHFFFFFF}2.9 litre flat six {\cHFFFFFF}turbocharged engine." "the top speed {\cHFFFFFF}was 197 miles an hour... {\cHFFFFFF}..which in 1986 made it the fastest {\cHFFFFFF}production car in the world." "ha!" "Oh!" "its reign as the speed king- {\cHFFFFFF}was short-lived... {\cHFFFFFF}..thanks to this." "{\cHFFFFFF}The 201 mile an hour Ferrari F40." "{\cHFFFFFF}God!" "{\cHFFFFFF}It's the ONE that gets me." "{\cH00FFFF} 201." "{\cHFFFFFF}"Everything you say plus one!" " {\cHFFFFFF}but what about acceleration?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I feel a drag race coming on." "{\cHFFFFFF}a big fan of Porsches. {\cHFFFFFF}the one that's 250 kilograms lighter" "{\cHFFFFFF}and has got 478 brake horse power {\cHFFFFFF}instead of 444." "{\cHFFFFFF}ENGINE REVS" "{\cHFFFFFF}Both these cars have twin turbos." "{\cHFFFFFF}Both 2.9 litres." "it's going to be close!" "{\cHFFFFFF}It's going to be close!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I think the Porsche is taking it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}The Porsche is going to win!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Enzo would not like that result." "a couple of my gear {\cHFFFFFF}changes could have been slicker." "and these two would {\cHFFFFFF}cross the line neck-and-neck." "{\cHFFFFFF}because they are very different. - {\cHFFFFFF}no carpets and wind-up windows. {\cHFFFFFF}and that's about it. {\cHFFFFFF}which is only just starting {\cHFFFFFF}to happen in Formula One. {\cHFFFFFF}made it a bit of a hyper {\cHFFFFFF}go-kart through the corners. {\cHFFFFFF}the F40 is far more exciting." "{\cHFFFFFF}God..." "The steering wheel is alive!" "ho!" "{\cHFFFFFF}This thing is so sharp." "God!" "{\cHFFFFFF}I'm sorry to keep squeaking" "I apologise." "{\cHFFFFFF}"Don't drive your heroes." "{\cHFFFFFF}Not this time." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's better than {\cHFFFFFF}I could have imagined." "{\cHFFFFFF}Better than I ever knew as a kid {\cHFFFFFF}looking at pictures of it." "{\cHFFFFFF}Choosing between these two is like {\cHFFFFFF}choosing between shirt or trousers -- {\cHFFFFFF}it's pointless." "{\cHFFFFFF}we simply wouldn't be {\cHFFFFFF}where we are now without them." "incredibly important." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's this pair that took {\cHFFFFFF}road cars to and beyond {\cHFFFFFF}the 200-mile-an-hour barrier. {\cHFFFFFF}and in evolutionary terms they were {\cHFFFFFF}like man first making it into space. {\cHFFFFFF}it was man walking on the moon." "{\cHFFFFFF}They really are that important." "{\cHFFFFFF}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE" "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "woah." "Did you... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Did you say it was pointless {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to decide which of these was best?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} apart from the fact that the 959 is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} neither here nor there and{\cH00FFFF} the F40 {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is probably the greatest car {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} ever built in human history." "but we {\cHFFFFFF}mustn't forget the 959 WAS important" "{\cHFFFFFF}because it set the trend for {\cHFFFFFF}computers and sensors that modern {\cHFFFFFF}supercars have followed ever since." "and I wish they hadn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I wish they'd all followed {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the route set by the F40 - {\cHFFFFFF}it's analogue versus digital.{\cH00FFFF} It is." "we must now find out {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} how fast they go round our track." "{\cHFFFFFF}The owners must be insane {\cHFFFFFF}to let us do this.{\cH00FFFF} Of course." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} LAUGHTER" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Handing them over {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to our tame racing driver." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Some say that his favourite disease- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} he had when he was a child was gout." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} LAUGHTER" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} And that he was very surprised {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} this week when he was able to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} pick up some remarkably cheap {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} tickets for the Bahrain Grand Prix." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} All we know is he's called {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the Stig!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} CHEERING" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} And he's... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} not going anywhere." "yes." "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} There's something VERY wrong." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} What the Hell's happened there?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} And across the line {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and into the garage!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} CHEERING AND APPLAUSE" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That's not good." "{\cHFFFFFF}It's awkward." "You see?" "You see?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I know what you're going to say... {\cHFFFFFF}because they may not be as exciting and that wins in the end." "let's have a look {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} at how the 959 got on." "that one {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is actually going." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It is incredible how soft {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} it looks as it rocks about." "very slow." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} he must have." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Here's Chicago." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} that is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Oh!" "{\cHFFFFFF}So what had gone wrong?" "apparently..." "I've just heard {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} that the turbos let go." "so what we've got here {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} for the first time ever" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is a DNF - a did not finish - {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and a DNS - did not start.{\cHFFFFFF} Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER and now the news." "because...?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It was supposed to be the{\cHFFFF00} first {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} race{\cHFFFF00} of the season.{\cH00FFFF} Yeah." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} just going to forget about it?" "can they?" "Maybe Egypt?" "wait." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Why don't we offer them our track?" "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER {\cHFFFFFF}So it's convenient." "we've got that caravan- {\cHFFFFFF}next to the security hut.{\cH00FFFF} Yes." "there is {\cHFFFFFF}the security hut itself." "F1 here." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} incredibly boring track." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You can crash off {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} for miles on those run-off areas {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and not actually hit anything." "we could offer {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the prestigious opportunity to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} crash into an old Boeing 747." "though." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Isn't our track a figure of eight?" "{\cHFFFFFF}you'd be flat out and then there'd be" "{\cHFFFFFF}another F1 car coming the other way {\cHFFFFFF}about to go left towards Chicago." "{\cHFFFFFF}Your closing speed is {\cHFFFFFF}about 350 miles an hour." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I think..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I think the most common phrase" "Tumbling end over end. you've {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} got more viewers than us anyway." "anyone here from London?" "{\cHFFFFFF}AUDIENCE:" "YES.{\cH00FFFF} Right." "You're all {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} familiar with the Westway?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It's a big snaking ribbon {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of tarmac that scythes {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the idea being it gets you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in as quickly as possible {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and out as quickly as possible. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} but they've decided this week {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to lower it to 30." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} 30 miles an hour!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I tried driving down there {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} earlier this week you idiot?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}Isn't it a temporary speed limit {\cHFFFFFF}while they do some works underneath {\cHFFFFFF}the bridge bit or something? {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} we've still got it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Speed limits are like herpes." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you never get rid of them." "Forever.- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} LAUGHTER yeah"?" "{\cHFFFFFF}I've got speed limits!" "yes?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Boris Johnson wrote a piece in{\cH00FFFF} Her {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Majesty's Daily Telegraph last{\cH00FFFF} week" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in which he said he didn't want {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to be{\cH00FFFF} forced to wear a helmet {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} while{\cH00FFFF} skiing {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and he doesn't want{\cH00FFFF} governments {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} telling him what to do." "{\cHFFFFFF}HE CLEARS THROAT {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Boris... isn't it? {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} but history will remember {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} him as Boris the Oppressor. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I want to see that 30 limit gone." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} last year we showed you a tribute" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} a little film we made." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} an incredible documentary." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is completely unmissable." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I want you to have a look at this." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} He will be ranked {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} among the all-time greats." "{\cHFFFFFF}he thinks that he can't kill himself." "{\cHFFFFFF}And I think that's very dangerous." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} We are competing to win." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you are no longer a racing driver." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Senna is trying {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} to go through on the inside!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I was treated like a criminal." "{\cHFFFFFF}The best decision is MY decision." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Walking away from the dark forces {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} just doesn't become an option." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I was not going to give up." "that makes me happy." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} There's footage in that{\cH00FFFF} you just {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} can't believe.{\cHFFFFFF} I've got goosebumps. and I'm really- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} not surprised." "It's out in June." "it's fantastic." "moving on..." "BMW has launched a whole {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} sort of eco flavour of cars {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} beginning with the letter "I"." "the i3 {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and the i8." "Do you want to see {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a picture of them?" "Here they are." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Very difficult to see out of." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Or get in." "is it?" "!" "{\cHFFFFFF}What is this current obsession" "{\cHFFFFFF}with putting "I" in front of things {\cHFFFFFF}and believing that {\cHFFFFFF}makes them special?" "fair enough." "{\cHFFFFFF}But we are going to have {\cHFFFFFF}an iSandwich and iShoes." "though. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and the first thing you need {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to know{\cH00FFFF} about it is it {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} isn't a Chrysler." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} what happens is..." "Here's the story." "OK? {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} put Chrysler ones on and they're {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} going to sell it in Britain." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} So Fiat have gone as far {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} as recycling their cars before {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} they've even sold them?" "{\cH00FFFF} Yes." "{\cHFFFFFF}it's kind of an archaeological dig." "{\cHFFFFFF}You scratch away at the pads you'll find it was a Fiat. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} which is effectively what it is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Dig a bit further and you'll find {\cHFFFFFF}a load of coins and a bronze helmet." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} The Piltdown Man is in {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the glove box of that car. have launched a new {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} car this week called the Virage." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} The idea is fits between {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the quite soft and comfy DB9 {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and the much more expensive DBS." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Fantastic looking thing." "absolutely perfect." "it is a Fiat 500." "{\cHFFFFFF}Cos everything is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Because everything is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Peugeot made the momentous decision" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to stop making nice cars {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and make instead NOT very nice cars- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} for elderly people." "and they've come {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} up{\cHFFFF00} with this." "It's called the EX1." "and it's... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} is to break records. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} but when you do you also get... {\cHFFFFFF}A broken wrist?" "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER you get the seat." "wow!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The seat is part of the climb in." "{\cHFFFFFF}so I'm actually getting into {\cHFFFFFF}the door's pocket now" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} get your feet right up." "yes!" "Look at this!" "that steering wheel is very {\cHFFFFFF}Batman." "It does all that and that." "{\cHFFFFFF}And that's where the instruments {\cHFFFFFF}are up on those two screens." "look!" "it looks absolutely {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} fantastic." "It's very funky... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and you can expect to see this in {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} your local Peugeot dealership... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} never." "with one of the most {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} ambitious races we've ever staged. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and I will attempt to get to here {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} before it rises again." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I was made to do the race on" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} during the shortest night we had." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is a big one." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Space is a never-ending race track. 000 mph." "000 mph." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is a complete speed freak." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is a complete speed freak." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The supercharged V it is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The supercharged V it is fast" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The supercharged V it is fast and then." "We then." "We are then." "We are {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Sunday-night at big at big {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar verses" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar verses God." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar verses God." "It" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar verses God." "It is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar verses God." "It is like" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar verses God." "It is like songs" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Jaguar verses God." "It is like songs {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} of with with a supercharger." "with a supercharger." "At the the sun the sun sank the sun sank below the sun sank below the the sun sank below the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "And" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "And the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "And the race" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "And the race was" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "And the race was on." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "And the race was on." "Here" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} horizon." "And the race was on." "Here {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} we" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} we go! that that is that is what that is what do that is what do {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} mysterious" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} mysterious sunset" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} mysterious sunset green" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} mysterious sunset green flash" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} mysterious sunset green flash is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} mysterious sunset green flash is {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} all obviously." "obviously." "It obviously." "It is obviously." "It is God's obviously." "It is God's {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} starting" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} starting light." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} starting light." "He" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} starting light." "He wants" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} starting light." "He wants to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} starting light." "He wants to raise" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} starting light." "He wants to raise {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "Here" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "Here are" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "Here are my" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "Here are my issues." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "Here are my issues." "The" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "Here are my issues." "The sun" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} us!" "Here are my issues." "The sun {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} will" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} will rise" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} will rise over" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} will rise over East" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} will rise over East Anglia" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} will rise over East Anglia at" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} will rise over East Anglia at {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "That" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "That gives" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "That gives me" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "That gives me at" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "That gives me at six" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "That gives me at six hours" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} 4:30am." "That gives me at six hours {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and 54" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and 54 minutes" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and 54 minutes to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and 54 minutes to do" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and 54 minutes to do 432" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and 54 minutes to do 432 miles." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and 54 minutes to do 432 miles." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That means" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That means averaging" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That means averaging 62" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That means averaging 62 miles" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That means averaging 62 miles an" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That means averaging 62 miles an {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} hour." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} hour." "At" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} hour." "At this Don" "Don still" "Don still had 200" "200 miles 200 miles to" "200 miles to go 200 miles to go before" "200 miles to go before it 200 miles to go before it reached but but it but it was but it was doing but it was doing a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} massive" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} massive 610" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} massive 610 miles" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} massive 610 miles an" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} massive 610 miles an hour." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} massive 610 miles an hour." "One" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} massive 610 miles an hour." "One {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} whole one one red Godwins. already already he already he was already he was playing already he was playing dirty." "already he was playing dirty." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out of" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out of the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out of the way!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out of the way!" "They" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out of the way!" "They have" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out of the way!" "They have all" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Get out of the way!" "They have all {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been to watch" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been to watch the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been to watch the sunset" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been to watch the sunset at" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been to watch the sunset at Land's" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} been to watch the sunset at Land's {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End and" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End and now" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End and now they're" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End and now they're going" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End and now they're going back" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End and now they're going back to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} End and now they're going back to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the hotel." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the hotel." "This" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the hotel." "This is 30 miles" "30 miles an 30 miles an {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} hour." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} hour." "But the the road the road {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} straightened" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} straightened out" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} straightened out and" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} straightened out and did" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} straightened out and did Jaguar" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} straightened out and did Jaguar {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} pounced." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} pounced." "Overtaking!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Holy" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Holy cow!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Holy cow!" "This" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Holy cow!" "This thing" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Holy cow!" "This thing is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Holy cow!" "This thing is fast." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Holy cow!" "This thing is fast." "But it kind it kind of it kind of would it kind of would be it kind of would be because it kind of would be because {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the supercharged" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the supercharged engine" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the supercharged engine produces" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the supercharged engine produces {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} more" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} more power" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} more power and" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} more power and torque" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} more power and torque than" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} more power and torque than a six" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} more power and torque than a six- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V 12" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V 12 in" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V 12 in an" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V 12 in an Aston" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V 12 in an Aston Martin" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V 12 in an Aston Martin Raff" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} litre V 12 in an Aston Martin Raff {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} peak." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} peak." "It" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} peak." "It is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} peak." "It is unhinged {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is what" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is what this" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is what this is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is what this is." "I am" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is what this is." "I am going" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is what this is." "I am going to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} that is what this is." "I am going to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thrash" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thrash God." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thrash God." "But" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thrash God." "But then" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thrash God." "But then he" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thrash God." "But then he enlisted" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thrash God." "But then he enlisted {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the services" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the services of" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the services of an" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the services of an unusual" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the services of an unusual ally." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} the services of an unusual ally." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The devil's" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The devil's work!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The devil's work!" "The" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The devil's work!" "The cones" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The devil's work!" "The cones went" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The devil's work!" "The cones went on" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} The devil's work!" "The cones went on {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} for" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} for miles" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} for miles and" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} for miles and my" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} for miles and my average" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} for miles and my average speed" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} for miles and my average speed {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} collapsed." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} collapsed." "I" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} collapsed." "I am" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} collapsed." "I am in" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} collapsed." "I am in Cornwall" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} collapsed." "I am in Cornwall at" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} collapsed." "I am in Cornwall at {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing 50" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing 50 miles" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing 50 miles an" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing 50 miles an hour." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing 50 miles an hour." "This" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing 50 miles an hour." "This son" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} doing 50 miles an hour." "This son {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} has" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} has already" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} has already risen" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} has already risen in" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} has already risen in his" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} has already risen in his Sydney." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} has already risen in his Sydney." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} God" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} God was" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} God was winning." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} God was winning." "Which" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} God was winning." "Which meant" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} God was winning." "Which meant that" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} God was winning." "Which meant that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} when" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} when the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} when the road" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} when the road works" "I {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to get" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to get my" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to get my foot" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to get my foot down." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to get my foot down." "Make" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to get my foot down." "Make it" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} needed to get my foot down." "Make it {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} so." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} This" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} This is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} This is quick but but there but there is but there is a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit more" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit more to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit more to it" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit more to it than" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit more to it than raw" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit more to it than raw speed." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} bit more to it than raw speed." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Sitting" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Sitting in" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Sitting in an" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Sitting in an old even even the even the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} last was was like was like sitting was like sitting in was like sitting in a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} country" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} country pub." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} country pub." "You" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} country pub." "You were but but {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} this with with the with the blue {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} they" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} they have" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} they have even" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} they have even lined" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} they have even lined this" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} they have even lined this cubbyhole" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} they have even lined this cubbyhole {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and glove" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and glove box" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and glove box with" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and glove box with purple" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and glove box with purple velvet!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} and glove box with purple velvet!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That is like" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That is like lifting" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That is like lifting up" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That is like lifting up the" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That is like lifting up the Queen's" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} That is like lifting up the Queen's {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Guard" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Guard and" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Guard and finding" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Guard and finding she" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Guard and finding she is" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Guard and finding she is wearing" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Guard and finding she is wearing a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} thong!" "too." "yes." "Hard." "lower there!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} that's the seat massager at work." "kneading me... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and all that." "In the seat!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Then there's the stereo system. 200 watts" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and it will play anything." "Anything." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You just.... you push... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} And... er..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the sun was over Thailand." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} And I was facing {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} a decision made by thousands {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of holidaymakers every summer - or A303 past Stonehenge?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} but probably better {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} for fuel consumption." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} But the A303 is more fun {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in a car like this." "A303 it is!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This was a good call." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} There's a whiff {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of NASCAR about this car." "because {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I'm going to engage Dynamic Mode." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Look - the dials glow red." "gives you more punch. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} it's much lighter {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} than any other big car." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It feels like a sports car. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} it's not far short of a masterpiece." "you can do a slider." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} The Jag set about {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} chewing up the miles." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Druids!" "but I'd reach the M3." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Which was boring." "So I decided {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to let the car drive itself." "this." "and the road {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} ahead is scanned by microwaves." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I'm going to hook on to the back {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of our camera car - there we go - {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I can even choose what sort {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of distance I want to follow it at." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} right down to the full Audi." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} that's the Audi following distance!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It was now late." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} The motorway was monotonous {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and my thoughts turned to the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} business of staying sharp." "has provided me with a CD" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} perilous and difficult voyage." "{\cHFFFFFF}'And it was while working {\cHFFFFFF}at Radio Lancashire that {\cHFFFFFF}I experienced a revelation." "{\cHFFFFFF}'I took over as producer {\cHFFFFFF}and presenter of the weekend {\cHFFFFFF}mid-morning shows." "{\cHFFFFFF}'I recorded on... jumble sales...'" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Hammond's adventures {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in local radio weren't helping." "{\cHFFFFFF}and sponsored swim.' something else did." "the fuel warning light is on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} INDISTINCT COMMENT" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} No!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} A splash and dash pitstop {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} cost precious moments." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Here we go." "And then Beezlebub {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} decided to cost me even more." "no... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is exactly the sort {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of hold up I can do without." "really!" "glaring at the not looking at the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} road ahead." "That's very dangerous." " {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} but it's very dangerous." " {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} God was back in the lead." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} He was now just over {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} one hour from Lowestoft." "and I would say {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} that the inky blackness of night... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} ..has become sort of royal blue." "would it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Would it do that?" "a big one." "is coming back." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That is daylight." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I have... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} ..39 minutes." "I was glad {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I'd done this race in the Jag." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} An S Class... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} but an S Class doesn't go {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and stop and steer" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} anything like as well as this. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} this is the only big car {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you can have." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} The sun was now over Amsterdam" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and would appear in Suffolk {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in just 12 minutes." "come on." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} 4.9 miles." "where is.." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} England's most easterly spot?" "I'm lost!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} No-o-o" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} red light now!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Come on!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is it!" "{\cHFFFFFF}HE LAUGHS" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Loser!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I may be the first person {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in history to call God a loser!" "let me just get this right." "{\cHFFFFFF}It drives like a sports car?" "it's incredible." "000 less than {\cHFFFFFF}the equivalent Mercedes S Class." "definitely." "by about five minutes." "{\cHFFFFFF}But do you know what?" "I'm just {\cHFFFFFF}not sure its the looks.{\cH00FFFF} I know." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That's why we filmed it at night. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} recently did the concept {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of what they think Jaguars {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of the future should look like." "so you can have a look." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} from any angle." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That is absolutely glorious." "{\cHFFFFFF}Am I right in thinking {\cHFFFFFF}that's got suicide doors?" "it has - they open this way." "this is {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} an absolutely fantastic car it would be the best car ever." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Absolutely ever." "isn't it time you put a star- {\cHFFFFFF}in our reasonably priced car?" "{\cH00FFFF} Yes." "really." "beautiful... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} lesbian... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} muscle car enthusiast." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This week we've got {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the exact opposite of that." "for John Prescott." "{\cHFFFFFF}CHEERING" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Expected." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I knew they'd do that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Lord John Prescott." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Thanks for those that cheered." "you know what you can do." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I don't know {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} where to start with you." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} JOHN LAUGHS" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I was wondering about that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} So many questions. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} what in the name of all that's holy {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} "Let's put a bus lane on the M4." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I'm glad you've said that." "I'm going to introduce you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} to a revolutionary thought " "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} you can go slower {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and get there quicker." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} That's to do with flow." "actually." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Cars as well.{\cH00FFFF} That's not possible." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Don't take my word." "Take the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} independent transport research." "less deaths." "right?" "what we've seen {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} is the deaths of children {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and deaths of adults... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} There aren't any children {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} on the M4 bus lane!" "It's a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} motorway!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} There are no schools there." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I used to be able to drive {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} into London on three lanes." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You made it two." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you made it 50." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That was daft.{\cH00FF00} And it meant that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} the flow of the traffic was" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} better because people aren't {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} rushing{\cH00FF00} to the two {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} lane from three. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} when you've done {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} your three and your two?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} come down to two?" "{\cH00FFFF} Public meeting!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Put your hands up!" "There you are." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} John... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} bloody well sit down!" "Sit down." "not you!" "fair enough." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Fair enough." "Let me ask you this." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} If you believe that narrowing {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} a motorway causes the traffic flow why did you widen {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the M25 and the M1?" "{\cH00FF00} Well..." "CHEERING" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Why did you do that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Why didn't you narrow them?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} If this is going {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to be a public meeting...! {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} you guys in the public {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} bought seven million more cars." " {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} seven million more cars." "Right?" "did you?" "You passed it down." "the growth {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} in cars on the motorway..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} AUDIENCE JEERS" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} That's the reality!" "{\cH00FFFF} John!" "do you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I knew I'd get that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} from you ruddy motorists! {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you could be judged a failure." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I didn't say that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} You read it." "let me tell {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} What did you say?" "you. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} right?" "That was achieved." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} right?" "That was achieved." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} you bought seven million new cars!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} That was because of the prosperity {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} we brought you under Labour." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You bankrupted the country!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} be sure of it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} When somebody came to you one day {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and said that there was a problem {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} with the environment and that man" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} which was getting stuck in the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} upper atmosphere and this {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you decided the best thing you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} could do is fly to the Maldives?" "I didn't." "I was {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} doing the negotiations at Kyoto." "but the Maldives {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} isn't...{\cH00FF00} Hang on." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Just try to understand {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} what you've got here.{\cH00FFFF} Kyoto's in {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Japan - it's not in the Maldives!" "just give {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} your bloody brain a chance!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} on the way to India." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I went to dive on the coral reefs." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I was arguing that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} what was happening is that" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} these coral reefs {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} were being blanched and dying {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} because the water was getting warm." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} look what is happening here." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} People didn't accept it in 1997." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Why can't you do that from Hull?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Why{\cH00FFFF} did you need {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to go to the Maldives?" "500 quid?" "I'm on the- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} way back by India." "I negotiate {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} with the Indian government." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I go via the Maldives and dive {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} to look at the huge range {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} of coral reef they've got there." "why did you then {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} go to Sri Lanka?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Sri Lanka was the stop-off for the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} plane." "I didn't go to Sri Lanka." "that was in India." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You looked at tigers {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and then you went diving... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} They asked me to join the Save {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} the Tiger campaign when I was there- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} on the environment negotiations." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} the tigers are a real problem." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} "Tiger numbers are dropping fast." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} We read this {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in the newspapers all the time." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} We don't need to go to India." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Presumably they showed you a tiger?" "no tigers... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} but basically..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} LAUGHTER" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} How many...?" "They like that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} CHEERING DROWNS COMMENT" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Sit...down." "can you understand" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} why a man threw an egg at you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Do know why he did {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and what he was concerned about?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I was against fox-hunting {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and he thought I was one" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} of the guys that he hates because {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} he wanted to keep fox hunting." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} because I understand" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} that I am very lucky to have this {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} forum come here every week" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} on Top Gear and I say things {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and I understand that if" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} someone sitting at home and {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} violently disagrees with what I say" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} it is really annoying and this girl {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} shoved a banoffee pie in my face." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I just went "good shot" {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and you punched him." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} But don't you understand that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} as a politician you had 13 years {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of doing what you want." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I am subjected to what they call {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} a vote." "If they agree or disagree." "you had all {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} of these{\cH00FFFF} years when you were {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} allowed to do{\cH00FFFF} what you want {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} "I wish they'd stop doing it?" {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Did you not understand that? {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I just feel this very warm {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} thing running down my neck." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} that all happens in a split second." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} And I see this fella built {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} like a bloody barn door {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} and I turned and I reacted." "I- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} said I was carrying out his orders." "so I did." "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I had" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I had one" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I had one house and and one and one car." "and one car." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I still" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I still only" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I still only have" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I still only have one" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I still only have one car." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} I still only have one car." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Does" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Does anybody" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Does anybody here" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Does anybody here have" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Does anybody here have a company" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} Does anybody here have a company {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "So" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "So how" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "So how many" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "So how many cars" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "So how many cars have" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "So how many cars have you" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} car?" "So how many cars have you got? none none is none is the none is the answer. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are a Jaguar" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are a Jaguar man." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are a Jaguar man.{\cH00FFFF} I" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are a Jaguar man.{\cH00FFFF} I have" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are a Jaguar man.{\cH00FFFF} I have had" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are a Jaguar man.{\cH00FFFF} I have had 11" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFFFF} you are a Jaguar man.{\cH00FFFF} I have had 11 {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I made" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I made an" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I made an attempt" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I made an attempt to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I made an attempt to go" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I made an attempt to go to" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Jags." "I made an attempt to go to a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Rover" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Rover wants." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Rover wants." "I admired" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Rover wants." "I admired their" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Rover wants." "I admired their {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} engineering." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That was the problem in those days. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} how was it?" "I{\cH00FF00} thought {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I was skiing rather than driving." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It was a wet day." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} was really{\cH00FF00} impressive {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} as it got into the speeds the water." "I enjoyed it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Who would like to see {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Lord John Prescott's lap?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Yes!" "let's have a look." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Bet you look good in a helmet." "you don't.{\cH00FF00} I am away." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Are you in automatic or manual?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Automatic.{\cH00FFFF} It will be slower." "there she goes." "through the tyres." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} There we go." "That is soaking wet." "though." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} This is really the one." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is where we had to put {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} cones out for you because you {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} couldn't see the white lines." "there are the cones {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to{\cH00FFFF} show you where to go." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I can see why you made it {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} a 50 limit on the M4." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You are allowed to go {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} faster than that on our track." "did you lift off?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You did lift off." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} I had my foot on the break then." "it looks like a canal boat." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Here we are coming up to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the second to last corner." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It is a nice line in that." "very well done." "little bit of tail{\cH00FFFF} coming out." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} across the line." "{\cHFFFFFF}APPLAUSE" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Where do you think you've come on {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} this magnificent board?" "{\cH00FF00} Bottom." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Bottom?" "1.47." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} It would be great to have beat him." "you haven't." "you did it {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} in..." "What is the slowest time?" "effectively." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You did it in one... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} 56.7." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Which is by far and away the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} slowest lap time we have ever had." "{\cHFFFFFF}APPLAUSE" "now..." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} it has been very interesting... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} having you here today." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I'm very glad you came." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It is something {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I thought would{\cH00FFFF} never happen rightly so." "John Prescott." "{\cHFFFFFF}APPLAUSE" "I like it." "{\cHFFFFFF}I thought it would {\cHFFFFFF}be an actual fight. {\cHFFFFFF}we are going to do the Cool Wall!" "{\cHFFFFFF}CHEERING here it is." "we can see that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} currents have blown certain BMWs sub-zero." "though." "the five series GT {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is down among the Audis." "Uncool. {\cHFFFFFF}the one with terrible embarrassing {\cHFFFFFF}flatulence that nobody dares mention." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Called Marjorie." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Other changes." "{\cHFFFFFF}the Citroen DS3." "{\cHFFFFFF}These are all inexpensive ways of {\cHFFFFFF}looking seriously cool." "Good cars." "what do you make of this?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is called the Nissan Juke." "you{\cH00FFFF} buy {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} a car because you want something {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} which is practical or cheap. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} "I want to buy a car that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is absolutely stupid?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Because that's what this is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Do you not agree that is the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} stupidest thing in the world?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It is ugly.{\cH00FFFF} It is ugly." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you know your hat... {\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You obviously like {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to go out in public" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} looking ridiculous." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Do you like the Nissan Juke?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I don't mind it.{\cH00FFFF} What do you drive?" " {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} A Golf." "yes." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You would look like that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and you've got a Golf diesel?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That is fantastic." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} A blend of many things going {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} on there in that man's hat." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is a hideously uncool car so {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} it goes down there." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} What have you got there?" "{\cHFFFFFF}first of all the name." "{\cHFFFFFF}Basically it is a Renault fart." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It is." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I suspect that supercar-looking {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} body{\cH00FFFF} is writing cheques that the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} rest of the car cannot cash." "this is the Gordini version {\cHFFFFFF}so it has stripes on it. {\cHFFFFFF}toothpastes... {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} James May's jumpers." "{\cHFFFFFF}That is not cool." "it looks like James May's {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} knitwear so that goes there." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Ahem.{\cHFFFFFF} What?" "{\cH00FFFF} Check it out." "{\cHFFFFFF}What is it?" "{\cH00FFFF} Toyota Yaris Verso." "{\cHFFFFFF}It is not good.{\cH00FFFF} This is for people {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} whose lives are completely empty." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} They are looking forward {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to the day{\cH00FFFF} they die" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} because it will give them {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} something to do." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} we prefer sherry." "utterly boring {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and catastrophic in every single {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} way and they have bought this" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and it is the worst car I've ever {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} seen in my life and it goes there." "has sherry ever lead {\cHFFFFFF}to sex?" "Do you get sherry sex?" "has sherry ever lead {\cHFFFFFF}to sex?" "Do you get sherry sex?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I think you do." "{\cHFFFFFF}It is the one alcoholic drink {\cHFFFFFF}that's never led to nooky." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I will demonstrate sherry {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} sex to any volunteers." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Could you volunteer to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} have sherry sex with me?" "dear Lord." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Just bear with me." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} You don't have to go very far." "{\cHFFFFFF}She is keen.{\cH00FFFF} Sherry sex." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Here we go." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Good night." "like that." "{\cHFFFFFF}APPLAUSE" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Thank you." "I need a cigarette now." "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} And now we have got {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} a problem with this." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} This is the Porsche 911 Carrera C2S." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} We know the rules on the Cool Wall." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} it is always uncool." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Both Hammond and May own this car." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I don't think the board {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} is long enough" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} to be able to accommodate that." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I'm just trying to work out {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} the direction." "that is west." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Who lives west of here?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Where do you live?" "{\cHFFFF00} Wiltshire." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Does anybody live {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} further west than Wiltshire?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FF00} Ireland.{\cH00FFFF} Ireland?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Excellent!" "Could you do me a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} favour?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Could you take that home {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} and pop it on your gatepost?" "it will {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} live there for ever more." "{\cHFFFFFF}I can't argue with that." "{\cHFFFFFF}I would like to proffer this." "OK?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} What is it?" "{\cHFFFFFF} It is a Morgan." "{\cHFFFFFF}The new Morgan three-wheeler." "they are recreating {\cHFFFFFF}the three-wheeler runabout" "{\cHFFFFFF}that launched the company {\cHFFFFFF}100 years ago and it is magnificent." "it isn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It isn't modern anything.{\cHFFFFFF} Yes it is." "OK?" "which is full" " {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you're{\cH00FFFF} all familiar with that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} That is the fish steamer {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} you were given." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} It is.{\cHFFFFFF} It isn't.{\cH00FFFF} It is." "{\cHFFFFFF}It isn't.{\cH00FFFF} It is." "it isn't." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I will put you in a drain." "{\cHFFFFFF}I have a chair and I {\cHFFFFFF}am not afraid to use it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I have a hammer." "it is going in cool." "come on." "don't you?" "{\cHFFFFFF}Awkward.{\cH00FFFF} This is a Mexican stand-off." "{\cHFFFFFF}LAUGHTER because" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} this year marks the 40th birthday {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} of the world's most expensive car." "{\cHFFFFFF}Operating." "We're underway." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It had no doors." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} No roof." "No windscreen." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It produced just one horse power" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and it had a couple of {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} garden chairs for seats." "cost £25 million 500. 000 per mile." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Although they were all on the moon." "{\cHFFFFFF}You are go!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The moon buggy was used {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} in three space missions." "{\cHFFFFFF}what a Grand Prix this is." "it sure does a good {\cHFFFFFF}job with this kind of terrain." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} bouncy journeys it{\cHFFFF00} made" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} were about the most useful {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a car has ever undertaken." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The moon buggy meant that the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} astronauts could explore {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} drill for more samples {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and generally{\cHFFFF00} get {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} a better understanding" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} of where{\cHFFFF00} the universe {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} may have come from. the only moon buggy" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you will have seen on earth {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} has been in a museum." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Until now." "it's back." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} This really is it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The Moon Buggy Mark II." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} A car for outer space." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} This is much more exciting" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} than something like a {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Veyron SS or a Ferrari 458." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Those are just earth cars. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} NASA have said I can drive it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} that is 10 miles an hour." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The original Lunar Rover did eight {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} miles an hour until the astronauts" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} got hold of it and they managed {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to{\cHFFFF00} push it up to 11." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} this could get into the teens." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I can't believe I am {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} being allowed to do this." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I am alone in it." "almost alone. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} there was a car behind me {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} containing some NASA heavies" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} who could remotely shut it down {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} if I did anything stupid." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Absolutely fantastic control {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} interface here." "loads of parameters" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} every single wheel is monitored." "all these things." "they {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} would be a lot more fun." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Watch this for a{\cHFFFF00} really brilliant {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} little Lunar Rover party trick. that is crabbing." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} How about that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}SCREECHING" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What was that?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Am I that close to it?" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Sorry. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I decided to concentrate on {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} moon buggy pub trivia. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} because here on earth it weighs {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} approximately four tonnes" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the gravity is only about a sixth so it only {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} weighs something like 760 kilograms." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} They do have to think about {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} that sort of thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It will behave differently {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and your sensors will {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} behave differently as well." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The moon buggy has 12 wheels." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Powered by six motors {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and they have a great party piece." "watch this." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} We are now crabbing" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} exactly sideways." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The Eagle has parked." "{\cHFFFFFF}BANG" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Sorry." "we have done a small {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} amount of maths here." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} not Top Gear maths." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} We worked out that if every car {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} in Britain could park like that wait for it... 000 miles of parking space. combined with {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} an{\cHFFFF00} adjustable ride height" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} are designed{\cHFFFF00} primarily {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to be amazing off-road." "we are go for rocks. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} it has extremely powerful computers." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The tyres themselves are {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} not quite so hi-tech." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} They were chosen {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} for their toughness{\cHFFFF00} and {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} are from a crop sprayer." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Look at this!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That's bags of torque." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It is a four-ton vehicle {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} climbing up a 30 degree slope." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What a climb!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} What a ride!" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} this thing." "{\cHFFFFFF}ENGINE STALLS" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Sorry." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} It is not just the moon buggy's {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} off-road abilities that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} have moved on either." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} The original Lunar Rover {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} had a very limited range the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} astronauts had to be able to make {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} it{\cHFFFF00} back to the lunar module on foot." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} But this one {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} is more of a cosmic camper van." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} This is a space bed." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} There is another one that {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} folds down here for your buddy." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} which was a NASA invention. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} here is a space John." "you are going {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to get bored watching Apollo 13" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and you might{\cHFFFF00} want to go {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} for a walk outside." "you have to exit through- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the rather unusual back door." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Here we go." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} My feet are entering the suit." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} My gentleman's area is compressed {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} by the crotch of the spacesuit." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I have my hands in the space suit." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Leak check complete." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Closing the hatch {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} in the Lunar Rover." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That is quite a giant leap {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} for a very unsteady man." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I would now like to {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} perform a short tribute {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} and the only man to have done this." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} the Eagle is going for a birdie." "{\cHFFFFFF}There we go." "{\cHFFFFFF}Miles and miles and miles." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I'd like to be deadly {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} serious for a moment." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} This is the most fabulous vehicle {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} I have ever driven." "Ever." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} But there is a problem with it." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} it is the President." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} He has cancelled all the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} funding for the next moon mission." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Because that is what {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} makes the ship go up." "no Buck Rogers." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} you will never have the thrill {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to watch the funny little car {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} hooning about on the moon." "{\cHFFFFFF}Yahoo!" "{\cHFFFFFF}That was all four wheels {\cHFFFFFF}off the ground there." "{\cHFFFFFF}This is really some machine." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} This piece of film I am watching {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} now shows men leaving the surface {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} of the moon for the last time." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That is the ascent stage of the {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} Apollo 17 lunar module blasting off- {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} from the lunar surface." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} That bit of film was captured {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} with a remote camera {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} mounted on the moon buggy." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} that the moon buggy was left behind." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} to think of that amazing car" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} gathering moon dust for eternity." "it is not {\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} half as{\cHFFFF00} sad as a moon buggy" "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cHFFFF00} that will never go up there at all." "{\cHFFFFFF}APPLAUSE it makes me sad." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} I tell you what else is sad." "it is the end of this series. {\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} we will see you again in June." "{\cHFFFFFF}{\cH00FFFF} Take care." "Goodnight." "{\cHFFFFFF}Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd" "{\cHFFFFFF}E-mail subtitling@bbc.co.uk"