"Grr!" "Woo-hoo!" "Oh, there's no endangerment like reckless endangerment!" " You can say that again!" " Yeah!" "Hold on tight, boys." "We're going into maximum overdrive!" " (Ding)" " Ooh!" "Pizza's ready!" "Oh!" "Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!" " Whoa!" " Whoa!" " (Gasps)" " Knuckles, look out!" "Whoa!" "It's days like these I wish I wore pants!" "Aaah!" "Ugh!" "Wow!" "That was lucky!" "Somebody could've gotten hurt." "Aaah!" "Again, our sincerest apologies." "These pizza-related incidents are becoming all too common." "Maybe it's about time we, as a culture, banned restaurant-grade pizza ovens from cars altogether." "Will I ever be able to walk into Meh Burger again?" " Oh, absolutely!" " That's a shame." "But you're going to need some rest." "No getting out of bed for a few days." " I'll take care of you, Mama!" " Thank you, Stratford." "But what about little Chumley?" "Who'll care for my baby?" "Suddenly you're worried about your baby's safety?" "Uh, I mean, we could watch your kid for a little while." "We save the Village on a weekly basis." "How hard could it be to watch one baby?" "(Wails)" "Why would she trust us with a baby?" "We dropped a tree on her!" "There's gotta be something we can do to make it stop." " Maybe he's hungry." " Yeah!" "Let's, uh, feed it a chili dog." "Everyone loves chili dogs!" "I don't think he can eat solid food." " Then put it in the blender." " Oh, if you say so." " The chili dog, not the baby!" " OK, that makes more sense." "(Aeroplane noises)" "Here comes the aeroplane!" "Whoop, whoop!" "Sorry, folks." "Looks like there's a backup on the tarmac." "Just sit tight and enjoy this encore airing of our safety video." "Hello." "Willkommen." "Aloha." "(Wails)" "Will you just feed the kid already?" " (Gurgles) - (Contented sigh)" "Taking care of a baby isn't so hard." " We totally got this." " (Farts)" " I don't think so." " But, Amy, somebody needs to take responsibility for our actions." " Why does it have to be us?" " Sorry, guys." "Not my monkey, not my circus." " (Farts)" " Ugh!" "(Wails)" "We are go for removal of diaper one." "Diaper one successfully detached." " Prepare waste disposal." " Ready waste bin." "Applying diaper two." "(Gurgles)" "We've changed a diaper!" "(Farts and wails)" "Readying diaper three." " (Crying continues)" " We've fed you and changed you." "What more do you want?" "Just go to sleep!" "Maybe we should try singing to him, like a lullaby or something." "♪ Rock a bye, baby, in the treetop" "♪ Whatever we do, this kid just won't stop ♪" "That's because you're not putting on enough of a show!" "♪ Rock a bye, baby, rock a bye" "♪ Baby, rock a bye, baby, yeah" "♪ Rock a bye, baby, rock a bye" "♪ Baby, rock a bye, baby, yeah" "♪ Yeah" "Oh, I told you we shouldn't have skimped on the pyrotechnics." "Better pack this gear back into the Dude-Mobile." " That's it!" " What?" "Running from our problems?" "No, a mobile!" "(Sigh)" "Finally." "How'd you know this would work?" "Studies show that the motion and sound of mobiles appeals to an infant's simple, underdeveloped mind." "(Snoring)" "He's kinda cute when he's not screaming his head off." "(Explosion)" "(Wails)" "Knux, you watch Chumley while I smash this... very nice man... into oblivion!" "Heads up!" "It took us hours to put that baby down, Eggman!" "Now we're gonna put you down!" "Yeah!" "And not for nap-naps, either!" "I'm sorry, I didn't realise this boring action sequence was getting in the way of your enthralling baby-sitting!" "Whoa!" "Aaah!" "Uh-oh!" "I got him!" "(Giggles)" "(Giggles)" "Ew, gross!" "It's all sticky!" "And it smells like pea soup and talcum powder." "(Gurgles)" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Keep your goopy baby mitts off my console!" "Aaah!" "Oh, come on!" "I was winning that one!" "Aaah!" "(Giggles)" "You're pretty good in a fight, little dude." "Turns out all he wanted was a little gratuitous violence!" "A baby after my own heart!" "I think we're finally getting the hang of this." "(Swooning)" "(Giggles)" "(Giggles)" "(Yawns and snores)" "Grr!" "(Wails)" "(Giggles)" "(Yawns)" "(Snores)" "(Yawns)" "Hey, guys, quick question about that baby we were watching..." " (Yawns)" " Ugh..." "Anyone know where he is?" " Aaah!" " Aaah!" "All right, don't panic." "I'm sure he's around here somewhere." "Chumley!" "Oh, Chumley!" "Oh, no!" "Chumley's escaped!" "He's out in the real world!" "What if he's in trouble?" "What if he's hurt?" "Oh, what if he's pursuing a degree in liberal arts?" "We gotta find him!" "Better check the most dangerous places in town!" "He's not here!" "Maybe he's in this tree." "Nope, nothing in the tree." " He's not down on the ground!" " He's not up in the sky either!" "We've been putting it off, but it's time we checked the most dangerous place of all." "No babies have come by here all day." "(Sighs of relief)" "Wait." "Why are we celebrating?" "It's great he's not ingesting D-grade beef." "I wouldn't call it "beef," per se." "But we gotta face the facts." "We lost baby Chumley." "Poor little guy." "(Sniffs) He was such a trooper!" "The way he'd crawl around and nuzzle into my (Sniffs) impressively sculpted triceps." "Or how he'd pump his fists when we listened to speed metal." "Let's agree that we won't bicker over whose fault it is, be it Sonic for not installing a door on his shack, or Sonic for not securing Chumley in a safety hammock, or even Sonic for..." "Whoa!" "What about you, Knuckles?" "Now's not the time to point fingers!" "I guess we're all responsible." "And that means we all have to go tell Lady Walrus the truth." " Oh, hello, boys!" " Hi, Lady Walrus." "You know that feeling when you misplace your keys, and you look everywhere, but you just can't find them?" "Now imagine those keys are a baby!" "Ugh!" "Look, there's no easy way to say this." " Chumley, he's..." " Right there?" "Chumley!" "(Laughs)" "My baby!" "You're home!" "(Giggles)" "You boys really outdid yourselves." " Oh, it was nothing." " Bye, Chummers." "We'll miss ya." "And don't forget." "Start with free-weights, then move to bench press with a cool-down between reps." "You got this, buddy." "You're gonna be so swole come summer." "(Giggles)" "(Sobs)" "Well, guys, I hope you learned something from this ordeal." "Oh, absolutely." "We got a crash course in responsibility." "That's why I installed a throttle on the oven in Knuckles' truck." "Now it only works if he's in park." "(Groans)" "Remember, kids, don't cook and drive." "Woo-hoo!" "Grr!"