"So what if Koizumi decides to visit the Yasukuni temple?" "It's his duty because of all the Japanese soldiers who died over there." "Just imagine he wouldn't do it." "Nobody's complaining when Bush is visiting Arlington, right?" "Excuse me?" "The Japanese invaded Asia?" "Sounds like bullshit to me." "Thanks to Japan, Asia was saved from western imperialism." "Japan was doing exactly what it was supposed to." "How can one justify the American wars though?" "Over 900,000 people lost their lives in Tokyo, due to American bombs." "In Hiroshima and Nagasaki, 300,000 people were slaughtered by atom bombs." "That adds up to over 1,2000,000 civilian casualties." "A horrific crime." "But who cares anyway?" "After all, they were just chinks, right?" "The war in Iraq is absurd." "They supposedly had weapons of mass destruction?" "That doesn't sound like a reason to invade a country, does it?" "Why the hell should we send our soldiers over there?" "There are no international treaties which obligate us to do so." "We only do it to stay friendly with the Americans." "After all, we might need their help some day So we just play along." "Allow me to say just one more thing about this." "The Japanese army should be upgraded, think about it." "China and North Korea have their missiles aimed at us." "Japan needs to be prepared." "Japan has to protect it's citizens." "Plain and simple." "But that doesn't mean we should behave like the Americans." "Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the Americans." "I just don't agree with their politics." "but I love the American culture." "Hamburgers, rock'n'roll, Hollywood movies..." "Especially the films by George A. Romero." "He's a genius." "ZOMBIE SELF DEFENSE FORCE" "What's that?" "What?" "Wow, a UFO?" "Cool!" "Hey, what's that?" "What?" "a UFO!" "Unbelievable!" "A UFO hovering above Mount Fuji." "Only in Japan." "I can't believe what I'm seeing..." "Hey Kenzaki, what are we doing here anyway?" "Does the boss know?" "Look over there, a UFO!" "What?" "Where?" "Stupid dick..." "can't even tell I'm pulling his leg." "But there is a UFO!" "Hello?" "Sorry, we're booked already on the fifth." "Hello?" "Sorry, can't hear you." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hey, what's that?" "Impossible!" "Akemi!" "over there, a UFO!" "Yeah right." "Okay." "What the hell is happening?" "Sergeant, was that a plane?" "A plane?" "That was a UFO, a flying saucer!" "We saw it with our own eyes!" "Minato, contact headquarters." "Yes sir!" "There have been reports of UFO's since the beginning of mankind" "Sergeant, let's go check it out." "This is first contact." " headquarters, can you hear me?" "Can you hear me, over?" "Right now, we have to take care of the corpse." "Sergeant Kibaras's unit speaking, anybody there?" "Headquarters, please respond." "Do you hear me?" "What's up?" "There's no respond." "What does that mean?" " I don't know." "This place gives me the creeps..." "We'll be digging up one of the other corpses." "Shut up and keep digging!" "Nothing beats a fix after you've clipped someone." "The fresh air, the beautiful landscape..." "This is great." "A corpse hanging from a tree is nothing compared to the horrible stories I've heard about this forest." "What do you mean?" "During the second world war a young soldier got lost in these woods and hid in a cave." "His evil spirit still haunts this place." "When they found his dead body, they took it back to his unit." "But then it got stolen by some weird cult..." "They placed the body back in the cave and worshipped him like a god." "Hey, cut it out!" "Enough of this nonsense, Hayakawa." "UFOs and evil spirits..." "But sergeant, we saw it with our own eyes!" "And the evil spirits..." "It was probably just an airplane." "Evil spirits do exist!" "I'm telling you." "Then I suppose that poor woman is an evil spirit too?" "Sergeant!" "What?" "headquarters, do you hear me?" "Do something!" " Sakomizu!" "There's nothing I can do for him, it's his artery." "He's gone." "I must have taken a little too much." "This is quite a strange trip." "Harada has come back to life!" "What the hell are you talking about?" "Boss, I don't think it's the dope!" "I can see him too!" "Hiroshi, did you touch my stuff?" "What the hell..." "What do you think you're doing?" "It is totally uncool for a yakuza to go around without his fingers" "Hiroshi, where are you going?" "You'll be sorry for touching my heroin." "Let me go!" "You'll be sorry for touching me!" "Are we done here?" "This place is crawling with insects..." "Yes, hold it..." "perfect!" "Nice." "very nice!" "Now lose the blouse." "Just a moment." "Sorry, let me just..." "That reeks!" "Sorry!" "Mister Nishiyama, she's getting on my nerves!" "You should fire her!" "Hitomi, come on, don't be like that." "Hey, watch it, will you!" "I'm sorry!" "This looks great!" "Hold it like that and look this way." "Hey, who are you?" "Excuse me?" "We're in the middle of a shoot here, could you please leave?" "Here you go." "They're acting kind of weird, aren't they?" "Hey, I told you to move on, didn't I?" "Let's get out of here." "I..." "I can't move..." "You and your wife are really lucky, owning this place." "Far away from the assessor." "And what do I get?" "I need you, Yamada." "Don't you like me anymore?" "I love you so much." "Now look what you're doing." "You're exaggerating." "We borrowed the money for the hotel from my father in law." "I can't just leave my wife." "It's not that simple." "So you keep on telling me." "I've been to the hospital." "I'm in my fourth now!" "And you're sure it's mine?" "I'm sure it'll be a girl." "I think I'll name her Tanami." "Listen." "If you don't leave your wife and marry me you're going to regret you ever met me." "Excuse me?" "I will sue you!" "I'll make you pay!" "I'll make your life a misery." "That didn't sound too good.." "Akemi, are you okay?" "Akemi, are you okay?" "Akemi!" "She's dead..." "Get lost, you creep!" "No, I'm fine, and you?" "Are you still human?" "Are you okay?" "Help me!" "Save me from those monsters!" "If you save me, I'll do anything foryou." "I'll be yours..." "I'll even be your girlfriend." "Relax!" "When they found the dead body of the soldier, it was in pretty good shape," "It must have been cursed or something." "Why a curse?" "... ...it could have been some kind of mummification?" "Human tissue can turn into a soap like substance, which can be preserved for ages." "It was a curse." "I'm telling you." "A corpse that doesn't rot?" "The corpse just now..." "It looked like it came back to life." "A walking corpse." "Yuri, are you all right?" "Just a headache..." "My wife will be back soon..." "I'll have to hide you somewhere." "Don't look at me like that, it wasn't my fault!" "I didn't do anything..." "Please stop it, Akemi!" "It isn't funny!" "My car keys..." "Akemi?" "You're still alive?" "I'm sorry, I wanted to take you to the hospital." "Honestly, I didn't want to burry you or anything." "No need to be aggressive..." "I'm sorry, Akemi!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry, you freak!" "Why is this happening to me?" "I wish I had never met her." "Are you sure this is the right direction?" "I'm positive the road is over there." "I'm tired, please carry me." "Are you kidding me?" "My feet are killing me!" "I'm not walking anymore, you promised you'd save me." "Okay, okay." "Idiot." "Hello!" "Help!" "Over there, civilians." "Help them." "Yes sir!" "Are you okay?" "No I'm not." "There were monsters, and then we got lost." "And I'm stuck with this loser." " Excuse me?" "Monsters?" "Don't I know you?" "You are Hitomi, aren't you?" "You know me?" "Yes, I'm a huge fan!" "I own all your photo CDs." "How sweet!" "You are going to protect me, aren't you?" "That's our job..." "So, maybe we can..." "You were mentioning monsters?" "Who is she?" "Why is she dressed like a soldier?" "." "There are women in the army too, you know..." "But about these monsters..." "They are horrible, they killed everyone." "I've seen them too." "They came back from the dead." "Sergeant?" "I don't buy it." "They are Zombies." "It's that UFO..." "It is bringing the dead back to life." "That's simply not possible..." "We all saw them!" "The woman who hung herself got back to life as well." "We really need to get in tough with head quarters." "There's a hotel over there, we can use their phone." "I can't walk anymore!" "You don't look hurt to me." "So what?" "G.l. Jane." "I didn't mean it like that." "I'll carry her." "Here we go." "You know how to treat a lady." "And you are very strong and handsome." "That tickles." "Now we get to know the real Hayakawa." "A real Sci-Fi and Horror fan." "And he likes cheap fashion models as well..." "Say, Hayakawa..." "Yes?" "Is she a friend of yours?" "Yuriaso?" "Not really, I just met her today..." "I know her name, but that's about it." "I don't like her." "She's kind of weird isn't she?" "Not really my type." "Unlike you." "Are you flirting with me?" "Yes..." "I mean..." "No, of course not." "Boy, did I make a fool out of myself." "What do you think?" "About the zombie theory?" "I think it's ridiculous." "So you don't believe in evil spirits?" "Not really." "There's a difference between fearing something and believing something." "But how do you explain the dead coming back to life?" "i don't know." "But surely there's a logical explanation." "Anything is possible, building a cyborg for instance..." "Now you're beginning to sound like Hayakawa." ""The Martians conquer Earth"." "Are you all right?" "Is your headache getting worse?" "No, I'm okay." "I've got to get rid of her." "Before my wife gets home." "Soldiers?" "What are they doing here?" "What the hell am I going to do?" "I think I saw someone." "You think we can take a shower over there?" "I'm covered with blood, Let's take a look." "Hello!" "We are on an exercise." "We're having trouble contacting head quarters can we use your phone?" "But of course." "how unfortunate." "I'd like to take a shower if that's all right..." "Of course, You are covered in blood." "Are you hurt?" "It's not my blood..." "There's some blood on your face as well." "Oh, that... well..." "That's pig's blood." "Pig's blood?" "Yes, we're having stuffed pig for dinner." "Roasted pig, stuffed with mushrooms." "The best pig you've ever tasted!" "The phone is over there, bathroom is that way." "I'll get some clean clothes for you." "Something's not right." "He's acting weird." "Well, let's make that phone call." "Yuri, what's the matter?" "All lines are busy." "Please try again later." "What the hell is happening?" "Huh?" "What the hell is that..." "A roasted pig stuffed with mushrooms?" "Guys I'm not sure what to think of this" "What are you doing here?" "Get out of my kitchen!" "Please leave, you are not allowed in here!" "I'm waiting for orders, sir?" "." "Sakomizu!" "Yes!" "Is that thing human?" "You mean the baby?" "Hurry!" "I don't think so..." "Draw your weapons." "Shoot it." "Yes sir!" "Where did it go?" "Over there!" "Is it crying?" "Do we go after it?" "I think it went to the bathroom." "Hitomi!" "Wait!" "Go after him!" "Yes sir" "Find out what's happening." "Yes sir!" "Hitomi!" "out of the way!" "Are you all right?" "Shoot him!" " I think he's still human." "Minato!" "Sergeant..." "I don't think any of them are still human." "Lock the doors!" "Hurry!" "Lock all doors and windows!" "Yes sir!" "I took care of the baby, sir.." "We have visitors." "That's my boss, Kenzaki!" "That's mister Nishiyama's crew!" "Make sure that all doors are locked!" "Yes sir." "Wait for me, Hayakawa!" "Aso!" "Yuri!" "Aso, are you okay?" "Yes." "The baby got to him." "You're awake, Yuri!" "The phone lines are still dead." "What's the matter?" "." "Nothing." "Maybe this is not just happening here?" "What the hell is going on?" "When there's no more room in hell..." "the dead will walk the earth." "Yuri..." "I'm just fooling around." "But does anybody have a better explanation?" "It must have something to do with that UFO." "Where is Hayakawa?" "He's preparing something to eat." "After we've eaten, we're leaving." "Leaving?" "You mean go outside?" "I think I saw a car." "The hotel owner had a set of keys." "Looks like you know what you're doing." "Well, cooking is sort of a hobby of mine." "Really?" "Atough soldier like you?" "You think that's strange?" "No, I think it's cute!" "You'll take care of me, right?" "If you promise you will I'll do anything for you." "Would you sign this CD for me?" "Is that all?" "I was thinking of something more..." "What do you mean?" "Come on..." "You know what I mean, don't you?" "Watch out!" "Hitomi!" "You son of a bitch!" "I'm gonna kill you!" "Wait a second!" "What's your problem?" "Shut up!" "You promised me you'd be my girlfriend." "Now wait a second." "Easy..." "Easy..." "You're just a loser." "Please don't provoke him!" "You're a loser." "Are you making fun of me?" "I'll blow your brains out!" "I'm gonna get you asshole!" "That's enough, Hayakawa!" "He's burning up!" "Help me, Hayakawa." "Let's put him on the couch." "You've got something to say to me?" "Go ahead." "No, what do you mean?" "Then why do you keep on looking at me funny" "Just so you know..." "I don't like people like you." "What is wrong with him?" "I don't know, looks like some sort of infection." "You don't look so good." "You could use some make up." "Fuck off and die." "Oh, I forgot, you're dead already." "Hold him." "Hey, can you help us out here?" "I don't think so." "What's taking Hayakawa so long?" "Hayakawa!" "Hitomi..." " I've missed you!" "I'm sorry." " This is for you!" "Sergeant..." "You've signed it, thanks!" "We're running out of ammunition." "Try not to waste any bullets." "Yuri, you can handle any kind of weapon, can't you?" "What's the matter?" "." "What do you know about me?" "Who are you anyway?" "And who am I?" "Who am I, tell me!" "Yuri, what's wrong with you?" "I can't remember." "In fact, I can't remember anything from my past..." "Sometimes I have flashbacks..." "You're there too, I'm sure." "That's just your imagination." "You hit your head, remember?" "." "I'm sure your amnesia is just temporary." "Okay, assholes, show me what you've got!" "Come on, we're overhere!" "That's it, come on!" "We've got some fresh meat here." "That's it, over here." "Right here." "Show me what you've got." "Draw your weapons!" "Yes sir!" "You can drive, right?" "Yes." "Let's go!" "Yes sir!" "Look Hayakawa, don't I look cool?" "Very cool, but also very dangerous..." "Be careful please." "I'll take it..." "We have to take care of the wounded." "Will you help me with that?" "Why don't we just leave them here?" "You can't be serious." "Why don't you tell me a story?" "You want me to tell you a story?" "It doesn't matter what." "Just anything." "Well... all right." "A story, let's see..." "What about the story of the evil spirit of the young soldier?" "." "There once was a soldier who gave his life for his country." "...He never got to be a war hero, and his spirit was cursed to roam the earth forever." "Strangely, his corpse did not decay..." "I think it's boring..." "Don't you know a better story?" "It gets better, listen." "His corpse got stolen by some weird cult." "They worshipped him like a god and put his corpse in a cave." "Get out of here, Hitomi!" "Sergeant!" "Thanks!" "Start the car!" "Yes sir!" "Sakomizu!" "Sergeant..." "Sergeant!" "Watch out!" "What's that smell?" "Hayakawa?" "Help me." "Please don't hurt me..." "I'll do anything." "You guys like me, right?" "I'll do anything for you." "The key?" "I have to tell you something." "I've been working on a top-secret project." "You are not human." "In fact you are the very first Hi-tech Cyber Soldier." "Are you insane?" "Wait here." "Yuri!" "Hayakawa!" "Yuri!" "listen!" "You got killed during an exercise." "After a series of surgical operations, you became what you are now." "This mission was supposed to be your first test." "In the back of your mouth there's a button." "Push it and you'll switch to full combat mode." "You are the ultimate soldier and patriot!" "If this test would be a succes..." "Mass production would have started and we would have attacked the USA." "We would make them pay!" "This time we would win." "Fight for us, cyber soldier Yuri!" "Help me please..." "Help me." "Help me, it hurts." "I hope you feel better now?" "In the back of your mouth there's a button.." "TERMINATE ENEMY" "ENEMY TERMINATED" "ENEMY APPROACHING.ACTIVATE E.S.P." "Shoot until you drop." "Shoot and keep shooting." "Fight until the end." "Every day, every night." "Surrender is not an option." "SOLDIER'S SPIRIT." "QUALIFICATION:" "HOSTILE" "This world is coming to an end." "Maybe humans can become gods?" "SOLDIER'S SPIRIT." "HOSTILE?" "HOSTILE!" "I've come from a distant planet." "I come in peace." "Let's be friends, earthlings." "Shit!" "Although Yuri had terminated the evil spirit..." "She felt no happiness." "We shouldn't be fighting." "We should love one another." "No matter what..." "Yuri was not a human being." "She was only a pawn, a fighting machine." "And who would listen to a machine?" "As the sun came up, Yuri kept walking." "Nothing could stop her." "Japan's fate was in her hands." "Yuri sensed a new kind of hope." "A patriotic flame, burning inside of her." "She kept on walking towards a brighter future." "Like I told you before..." "I hate people like you." "That's okay." "Because you know?" "I hate you too."