"–Are you Swede?" "–No." "–Do you speak Swedish?" "–Yes... –I speak a little Swedish." "–Why do you speak so funny?" "I'm American." "I'm from the USA." "–Are you kidding?" "–No, I'm not kidding." "–What does it mean?" "–What?" "What does "little pricks" mean?" "One step, two steps... and shoot." "Shoot the ball and stop." "–Is he stupid or what?" "–No, he's just American." "I hope that's not contagious." "–Fart." "–Fart with the ball." "Fart with the ball, fart, fart..." "Get it together, you're behaving like five year olds." "Show respect." "–Is that all I get?" "–That's only two days a week." "The other five days we eat what we want." "I don't need to lose weight." "I have the right weight for my height." "That's because you're abnormally tall, otherwise you would have been overweight." "I don't know if I can cope with this condominium meeting." "–Britt can only talk about the attic." "–She's passive-aggressive." "You took her time on the washing machine." "Yes, but she said nothing." "That means she's passive-aggressive." "They want to start building in May already." "They'll remove the hobby room." "–Where will I put my workbench?" "–You have to speak up, Birger." "–I intend to do it." "It's enough now." "–Good!" "This is the project that will attend all associated." "The only thing that will be gone is the hobby room that no one uses." "There's only some old man that used it for woodwork." "He polished, sawed and could fix stuff." "And the man would remove the screws of any metal thing." "–Do you want something, Birger?" "–Yes..." "All this sounds very good, but I'm just wondering..." "–Does anybody want more coffee?" "–Is there tea?" "–You must learn to speak up." "–I did after that." "Martin wanted tea instead." "I said he had to do it himself." "–You really said it?" "–Maybe not those exact words... –What becomes of the attic?" "–It'll be decided at the meeting next week." "Then you have a week to stop it." "–At the meeting?" "–I'll help you." "I'll be your coach." "Britt won't get rid of us." "You're right." "Someone must put a stop to this." "–And that person is you." "–Yeah." "Or somebody else..." "I'm open to that possibility." "Pass, pass, pass!" "Please, I'm working here." "Can you suppress this a little?" "Move." "–What's his name, the whistle man...?" "–Turd." "–Did he call the referee a turd?" "–Yes, obviously." "The referee is not called "turd"." "He's called "motherhumper"." "Motherhumper...?" "You must be tough if we are to stop that stupid cow." "The fact is that Britt is a stupid cow." "She does a lot of work for the association." "We should be thankful." "Which slogan?" "–Hey, this is the regional report." "–Yes, Olof said you would write it." "Because you completely wrecked his office on your bachelorette party." "–He also said that..." "–It's not my concern." "There, yes." "Now we'll see." "–453 grams." "–Why are you weighing the report?" "Nobody reads them, but they'll be happy to feel it heavy in the hand." "453 grams, it's a record for a regional report." "Just take Olaf's weekly consolidated financial transfers." "That's... 136 grams." "It looks a bit thin." "You feel naked when you go to the management team with it." "–That I can understand." "–Can't you thicken it up a little?" "Absolutely." "What we are aiming for, half a kilo?" "–It would be a dream!" "–I'll fix that." "–When do you need it?" "–Tomorrow morning, please." "Hello, my name is Gustav." "I'm your new assistant coach." "Bruce wants you to be more focused on the training today." "Otherwise, he'll seek out your parents and make really bad things to them." "Stand on two lines and train lay ups." "Whoever fiddles will be fried in boiling oil." "Anyone who misses will feel pain." "Pain, pain!" "Pain..." "This means that the value of our apartments will increase by 10-12%." "Speak only from the heart." "Then it will be fine." "Can we go to a vote on this proposal?" "Birger?" "You stupid cow!" "I remember I went into the meeting room." "Then I'm standing in the attic and we are carrying out the workbench." "You should be proud." "You created the most memorable annual meeting ever." "You said what your heart meant." "Well done." "Speaking of my heart, I mean..." "I want to end this 5:2 diet." "–Birger..." "–I need food every day." "Sometimes it's good to say what's in the heart" "Sometimes it's better to be quiet." "I know you cheat." "A chocolate paper fell out of your pocket." "This is a good time to be quiet." "–Emma, I'll turn on the alarm." "–Do you order the office material?" "Why have you ordered so many different colors on Post-it notes?" "There are four different colors, damn it!" "Pink, yellow, blue and green!" "How the hell am I supposed to choose?" "!"