"♪♪" "♪ Inspector" " Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector" " Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Go Go Gadget, Go!" "♪" "♪ (Go!" "Go!" "Gadget!" "Go!" ") ♪" "♪ Go Go Gadget, Go!" "♪" "♪ (Go!" "Go!" "Yeah!" "Gadget!" ") ♪" "♪ Inspector" " Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Go Go Gadget, Go!" "♪" "♪ (Go!" "Go!" "Yeah!" "Gadget!" ") ♪" "♪ Inspector Gadget!" "♪" "♪ Ahhhhh!" "♪" "Tweezers!" "Sweat check!" "I'm not sure which wire to cut." "But my instincts are telling me blue." "It's not enough that MAD runs a cloning lab, they have to fire a missile at HQ too?" "Penny, this is no time to be playing giant darts, there's a missile to defuse!" "I'm trying." "Well you can't do anything while this dart is around." "Just let it go, Penny." "[CRASH]" "Nice!" "You nearly got a bullseye." "You are so oblivious!" "Every time you traipse in not knowing anything, and you nearly jeopardize the mission and/or my life." "I needed that." "Let's go, Brain." "Whoa!" "She's really into darts!" "[SNICKERS]" "Tell me again why we got the DNA of this random junior HQ agent" "I've never seen before and not Gadget?" "!" "First off, it's Penny." "You've seen her about a billion times." "And secondly because cloning Gadget would have screwed up our entire plan, due to his unpredictability." "[LAUGHS]" "[ZZT!" "]" "[LAUGHS]" "[PIPES CLATTER]" "[FFOOOSH!" "]" "She's alive!" "Hey I'm supposed to say that." "Alright alright -- fine." "She's aliiiiiive!" "[COUGHS]" "And she's beautiful..." "ly evil!" "And she's going to infiltrate HQ, cause it to fall into chaos, and destroy Gadget!" "[EVIL LAUGH]" "I feel so bad." "Don't." "They're holo-agents." "No, I mean about what I said to my uncle yesterday." "Your uncle is a little bit of a wildcard." "But he always pulls off the mission." "Speaking of missions, you should focus." "You've failed this test, like, a gazillion times." "I guess you're right." "Let's rescue some cute cuddle-buns!" "Remember, we can only save one basket." "No one's ever gotten both!" "Always go for the two-fer!" "NOOOOOOOOOO!" "I failed." "Again." "It's hard not to." "They make failing so fun!" "[GIGGLES] I guess you're right." "I've done like a million semi- successful missions before." "Anything you need, I'm totally here for you." "I'm gonna infiltrate HQ now." "'Kay?" "'Kay." "And I am totally jazzed to be working with you." "I think we could be really good friends" "[SLAMS]" "Call me, you know... um for when you have updates and stuff." "Ok?" "Chief said to meet him here." "Come out, come out wherever you are!" "Go Go Gadget good morning!" "How is my fave uncle?" "Watcha lookin' for?" "[SNIFFS]" "I seem to have misplaced the Chief!" "Here, Chief-y Chief-y." "[SNIFFS]" "[OOF!" "]" "Hello, Gadget." "Here's your mission." "HQ has intel that MAD has infiltrated HQ." "There is a mole in our agency." "Your mission is to find out who the mole is and stop them." "This message will self-destruct." "[NERVOUS LAUGH] Your Intel Division is totally amazing." "I mean... nothing slips by you guys." "You can count on me, Chief." "I always get my man." "Or woman." "[NERVOUS LAUGH]" "Or animal, fruit, or vegetable." "Rutabagas make deadly agents." "I love the new hair, by the way." "Oh..." "[BEEPING]" "Ah!" "[GROANS]" "What's the trick?" "There must be a way to save both of them." "[KNOCKING amp;" "BARKING]" "[SNIFFS PENNY]" "Brain?" "!" "What are you doing?" "Okay, I didn't have time to shower today?" "!" "Are you done?" "[GROWL-WHIMPER]" "I didn't kick you into a closet." "I wasn't even here!" "I was busy letting kittens and puppies fall!" "I would never do that to my hair..." "Unless... you think it looks good?" "Come out come out wherever you are!" "You see, Penny." "The key to flushing out a covert operative is to let them know you know they are here!" "Maybe he's in the trash compactor?" "Of course!" "The perfect place to hide." "Masks the MAD smell..." "Oh, MAD Agent?" "Are you down there?" "Whaaaa!" "Too easy." "Now, time to cause some chaos!" "Wowzers!" "I didn't know HQ installed a new exercise room." "What's that smell?" "Go Go Gadget Sniffer." "[SNIFFS]" "Right." "My new garbage-scented deoderant." "Gah!" "[SCREAMS]" "Time to make things a little more fun." "[EVIL LAUGH]" "[SCREAMS]" "[EVIL LAUGH]" "Whoa!" "[BEEPING]" "[EVIL LAUGH]" "[PANICS]" "Cute puppies?" "Cute kittens?" "A hero's got to save both, right?" "[MOANING]" "Why did you spin me?" "!" "Probably for the same reason she electrocuted me!" "And blew me up." "What are you talking about?" "I didn't do any of that stuff." "Maybe she's the mole!" "[BEEPS]" "Uncle Gadget, where are you?" "The exercise room!" "The one you just kicked my into." "This is no time for a workout." "He's in the trash compactor!" "I guess I'll just finish this one circuit and back to the hunt!" "I've got to turn it off before it crushes him!" "[STRAINING]" "Oh no!" "We're too late." "I'll try the manual override!" "[ZAP]" "It worked!" "Thanks, Professor." "Okay, I didn't push him into the trash compactor, spin you, electrocute you, or blow you up." "Why would I do something like that?" "[SIGHS]" "The break in at the clone lab!" "I did do those things." "Or, at least, someone that looked like me." "Hey!" "" " How it going?" "You destroyed Gadget yet?" "Let's just say, he's yesterday's trash." "So why are we meeting here?" "We could have used comlinks." "I thought we could celebrate." "With a little ambiance and cheesy sticks." "Fabio?" "!" "[SNAPS] Fabio!" "So, you probably want to know what it's like having the world's most powerful overlord as my uncle?" "Hm, not really." "Well, it's not easy being second in command." "Just inches from the top " "Actually, you're a bit further down than you think." "This tooth gunk is higher on the list than you." "Ha." "Always joking." "That's the kind of tight relationship we have!" "Looks like there's room to move up the ranks at MAD." "Just gotta get you out of the way." "Yeah, well, we're always looking for... what do you mean, get me out of the way?" "Looking for this?" "[SPLAT!" "SPLAT!" "]" "What are you doing?" "!" "Going back to HQ to mess with their computers and render them totally useless." "Then your uncle will make me his second in command." "Ciao, Talon." "Ow!" "Speed walking." "I love your newfound passion for exercise, Penny." "If I were my evil clone - which technically I am " "I would try to destroy my uncle, annoy everyone in the base," "Talon would probably try to impress me and take me to some cheesy restaurant, where I would turn on him, sneak back to HQ and" "there I am." "Uncle Gadget, Brain is an evil clone!" "I knew it!" "He just doesn't look right!" "Really, Uncle Gadget?" "She is the clone!" "BOTH:" "Stop pretending to be my reflection!" "Stop it!" "Stop copying me!" "Shooomagabagadoomaboo!" "Kapapkiribonga!" "Oh, you are good." "Penny, this is no time for admiring yourself." "Help me catch the clone!" "Go Go Gadget Dog-catcher!" "[WHIMPERS[" "I'm gonna kick my butt." "[FIGHTING GRUNTS]" "[WHOOSH / BARK]" "You're killing me, Uncle Gadget." "[EVIL LAUGH]" "Two Pennys?" "OMG I am so confused." "You can't stop me." "I mean, you can, but then your friend goes splat." "Not on my watch." "Your choice." "Stop me from uploading a virus, or save your friend." "Puppies or kittens..." "Don't know what that means." "But unless you have a secret ace up your sleeve, this game is over." "GADGET:" "Stop it, you slippery clone dog!" "[BRAIN WHIMPERS]" "I don't have an ace." "But I do have a wildcard." "We've got to capture the clone!" "And I know just how we can, Uncle Gadget." "You go for the bullseye." "I'll take care of the rest." "Seems unorthodox, but worth a try!" "Go Go Gadget Darts!" "Too late." "[SCREAMS]" "[WHIMPERS]" "[GRUNTS]" "[GROANS]" "You did it!" "You got the clone." "I did?" "Next time, Gadget!" "Ah, I see." "The doggy clone disguised itself as you to infiltrate our base." "Very sneaky." "Look, I'm sorry for what I said earlier." "From now on, you can be as oblivious as you want." "While it can be annoying, it also kinda saves our lives." "Like, every time." "TALON:" "Uncle Claw, I" "You fool!" "Not only was your mission a failure, but your ridiculous cloning plot led to this!" "[MANY MEOWS]" "[SCREAMS]" "[MEOWS]" "[SCREAMING]" "[SIGHS]" "Another lame Valentine's Day... another year hoping Uncle Gadget doesn't explode his date." "[BRAIN GROANS]" "Breaking news!" "Huge explosion at Metro City's classiest restaurant, Snob." "Is it a MAD plot to ruin Valentine's Day?" "C'mon MAD plot!" "[BOOM!" "]" "Wowzers, that's the last time I help a waiter flambe his food!" "Nope, just Uncle Gadget." "So... how's your date?" "She looks fine but I don't think I'll be seeing her again." "Now, who wants a lightly charred doggie bag?" "[RUFF!" "RUFF!" "]" "Gadget." "Hiya Chief!" "Sorry to interrupt Valentine's Day." "But, MAD's giving spy agencies around the world some serious heart problems." "PENNY:" "MAD plot!" "Yes!" "Best Valentine's day gift ever!" "You know, other than chocolate and flowers n' junk." "[POP!" "]" "MAD is using the spy dating site "Mole Matcher"" "to draw out agents and extract secrets from them using nanotechnology." "Your mission is to go on an undercover date and capture the MAD agent responsible." "This message will self-destruct." "You sure this is the right mission for us?" "Uncle Gadget doesn't have the best track record on real dates, let alone undercover ones." "Are you kidding?" "They used to call me "The Dynamite Dater"" "because I'd blow my dates away!" "[BEEPING]" "That's not why they called you "The Dynamite Dater."" "[GASP]" "[BOOM]" "That's why they called you "The Dynamite Dater."" "Everything is, parfait." "I av hacked ze spy dating site "Mole Matcher."" "Now I am ze top match for any spy we choose." "Can you log on?" "I... uh... password... next time, Gadget?" "..." "[BUZZER] um... destroy Gadget..." "[BUZZER]" "Why do I need so many PASSWORDS!" "Gotta get this done while the internet's still a thing." "Aaaaaand we're on." "Tres bien." "You see?" "When I go on ze date with ze spy," "I use my nano-tech truth powder on him." "Zen he... spills his guts." "[FART SOUND]" "Sacre bleu fromage!" "Was zat you, Brawn?" "Let us find out ze truth!" "[BRRFT!" "] Was zat you?" "[FART SOUND]" "Excellent, soon we will have enough dirt on the world's top spies to make them die... of embarrassment!" "[LAUGHS]" "Wow, who knew spies were so lame." "Check this guy." "Likes: cats, cat videos, holding hands." "Dislikes: icebergs, the law, know-it-all nephews... uh-oh." "Mention this again and I'll have your heart!" "Well, after you show me how to change the privacy settings..." "PENNY:" "Okay, we're on Mole Matcher." "First thing we have to do is set up your undercover profile." "What are your "Likes"?" "I like nothing more than bringing criminals to justice no matter where they are in the world!" "Travel." "Dislikes?" "That's easy:" "MAD!" "PENNY:" "Hm..." "People with anger issues." "And... one little known fact about yourself." "Well I do have this rash..." "[ACK!" "]" "Let's just leave it blank." "All that's left is the profile pic." "[TECHNO MUSIC]" "[CAMERA FLASH]" "Best photo I've ever seen of him." "Upload!" "[BING!" "]" "A date request already?" "The Dynamite Dater is on fire!" "Better clean up." "You've got a Valentine's Day date in the most romantic city in the world:" "Paris!" "[WHOOSH!" "]" "[SCREAMS]" "Now that's a ride!" "Wait 'til my date gets a load of this!" "Whoa!" "I'm not sure it screams "undercover"." "Remember, you're not Gadget, you're "Gordie Trenchcoat."" "Relax, Penny." "Need I remind you that I'm a dating pro?" "Go Go Gadget Minty Breath Spray!" "We'll be nearby..." "Just in case." "Fresh breath?" "Check." "Charm?" "Check." "I've got this mission in the bag!" "Excuse moi, Monsieur Trenchcoat?" "I'm sorry, you've got the wrong" "WOWZERS!" "I mean, "Je me smell Gordie!"" "Allo, Gordie." "I am Sue...." "Sue Donym." "[BARKS]" "And ze petite chien-chien is Brawn." "[GROWLS]" "You're a dog lover?" "We have so much in common!" "Perfect date?" "Hmm, I guess it would involve a romantic dinner... served while the world burns!" "[COUGHS]" "Nothing to see here..." "[COUGH] Riiight." "In less nightmare inducing news, check out Sue's victim." "Excellent." "Watch where you're -- ...of course." "Talon!" "MAD's gift to mankind." "So, are we gonna fight before or after Sue exposes your uncle's deepest darkest secrets?" "Pfft..." "She doesn't stand a chance against The Dynamite Dater!" "Seriously... no one does..." "Wanna bet?" "So I can see the look on your face when you lose?" "That would make my Valentine's Day!" "All right." "Let's put aside our usual kung-fu tango for this one mission to see which of our agents comes out on top." "Without our help." "Deal?" "Deal." "What can I get you, m'lady?" "Moi?" "I cannot resist ze chocolate." "Me neither." "One whatever "chocolate" is in French, monsieur." "[PFSST!" "]" "Care for ze first bite?" "Wowzers, you're sweeter than this ice cream could ever be!" "I've heard of drive-thru ice cream shops, but that is ridiculous!" "That is ridiculous!" "Yeah!" "Everybody knows mint chocolate chip is the most irresistible flavour." "Exactly!" "Two mint choco-chips, bro." "You win this round..." "Ze art, it is magnifique!" "[PFSST!" "]" "[ARF?" "]" "Oooh, zis is uh..." "scratch and sniff?" "Let me smellez-vous!" "[CRASH!" "]" "Huh." "I guess I just don't get modern art." "Glad we're outta here." "This place has a major case of "the lames."" "Right?" "Why couldn't I win this bet somewhere cool, like a comic shop!" "Exactly!" "Except with me winning." "Well, that has a certain "I don't know what."" "You mean a je ne sais quoi." "No..." "I really don't know what!" "Hey, check out this goofy gargoyle!" "WOWZERS!" "GO GO GORDIE JETPACK!" "GORDIE CHOPPER!" "GORDIE FALL STOPPER!" "[SCREAMS]" "[GROANS]" "[EXCITED BARK]" "I think I just fell..." "for Sue!" "[BARKS]" "[WHIMPERS]" "Would you look at that!" "It'd be totally romantic, if we weren't archenemies competing for supremacy!" "[WISTFUL SIGH]" "And if I didn't think romance was totally gross." "Barf." "Yeah..." "I mean." "Lame!" "[GIGGLE]" "Ohh..." "[KETTLE WHISTLE]" "[PANTING]" "Ice cream, a museum, sunset and a rickshaw ride in the park?" "It's not the worst Valentine's Day to spend with a girl I totally despise." "I know." "I wish this mission could go on just a bit longer... before I have to kick your butt back to the stone age." "[PHONES RING]" "Sorry, gotta take this." "What's your status, Penny?" "Um, it's complicated?" "So Gadget hasn't arrested the MAD agent yet?" "He's, uhh, super close to her!" "Has Gadget spilled his secrets yet?" "They're taking it slow but Sue will have him talking any second now..." "WHOAAA!" "[IMPACT GRUNT]" "Sorry." "You know, Gordie, zis has been a, how do you say... a day to remember." "The feeling is mutual, my little cabbage." "Zen you will trust me when I say close your eyes for a surprise?" "I don't see why not!" "In fact, I don't see anything now!" "[ARF?" "]" "[BARKING]" "[THUMP!" "]" "Aaahhhhhhhhhh!" "Oof!" "Do I get my surprise now?" "But of course." "[PFFFST!" "PFFSST!" "]" "Surprise!" "You are at my mercy." "Tell me your deepest, darkest secret!" "My name's not Gordie Trenchcoat." "It's Inspector Gadget and I'm head over heels for you!" "Go Go Gadget Flowers and Chocolate!" "[BOOM]" "GADGET!" "I am fou-fou for you too!" "...Love me!" "Oof!" "Ah, winning feels good..." "Truce off, game on!" "Huh." "Guess he's survived to annoy me another day." "Great job, team!" "The secrets of the world's top spies are safe again..." "Is this the nano-tech truth powder?" "[PFFFT!" "]" "I've always wanted to tap dance!" "[BRAIN GROANS]" "Well, it's been a great Valentine's Day but" "I think I'll be getting out of the dating game for a while." "Why is that, Uncle Gadget?" "Look at that poor woman." "The Dynamite Dater's too much to handle!" "This mission has been a total loss." "Or has it?" "Oooh, a match!" "No... it can't be..." "GAAAADDGEEEEEEETTTT!"