"Hey man, you really know how to die." "That's a hundred." "Sorry for the small bills." "No sweat." "SUPER NOTHING" "To the side, like this?" "But stop jumping around!" "Yeah!" "Wait." "Let me find it." "Ouch!" "Fuck!" "Fuck you." "Lay off!" "Don't touch me!" "It's ringing." "The choice is yours." "Daily flights to Salvador, Recife," "Fortaleza, Nata, Porto Alegre, Florianopolis," "Rio de Janeiro and Belo Horizonte." "Non-stop." "And you can pay in up to ten installments." "Like it?" "Fly Alpha!" " That's good." " l didn't like it." "I think he should make it more upbeat." "Super-Nothing!" "Good thing you're here!" "You gotta help me." "Every day, I wake up traumatized." "I open my eyes and guess what I see in front of me?" "The devil." "The Evil One." "Dressed in a little tiny transparent negligée." "My friend..." "Don't bother me!" "Who said to marry that thing?" "But that's what you wanted." " Now you've got to live with the curse." " What curse?" "Seven years of deep regret." "is that good for you?" "Seven years of bad luck." "How you like that?" "And seven years of the trots!" "The problem, Super Nothing, is..." "I started out with the trots!" "I didn't leave the bathroom for four days!" "The situation is serious!" "I don't know what to read anymore." "Just finished the phonebook." "Not bad." "But way too many characters!" "It ain't easy, kid, not for nobody..." "But I'm your friend and gonna help you out." " Can you see anything?" " Nothing." "You can reverse the movement." "Just break the continuity." "You got it!" "Reverse it..." "Hello?" "Hey, Laura." "How are you?" "Today?" "What time?" "No, no trouble." "An audition's an audition." "Hold on a second." "Cut!" "This is Guto Luiz." "He was sent in by Laura from Super Agency." " Hey, Guto." "Everything cool?" " OK." "You're the scientist, who comes in to tackle the problem with your science, right?" "The action's super simple." "You come into the bathroom, go to the toilet, spray the disinfectant and flush." "Then, you look at the camera, totally confident." "The mad scientist has saved the day." " Let's do it?" " Yep." "Great!" "And he's back on the offensive!" "The fans go wild!" "And our star lies fallen on the field, the victim of anti-football, of unlawful roughness." "Call the police, Mr. Official!" "Call the ambulance!" "Help!" "But what a nice gesture by the opponent, giving the star a hand." "That's sportsmanship!" "Just look at your uniform, Julia, it's all wrinkled... I like it better this way." " How's the foot?" " So-so..." "And Livia?" "How's she?" "Who told you about her?" "How much you need?" "I don't need anything, Mom." "Thanks." "I always get you." "Once when I called you, and you were out... she answered." "We talked." "For a good while... I liked her." " She seemed fun..." " l gotta roll." "Fifty-fifty." "We're partners, right?" "But, hell, Dani." "I busted my ass to get here." "Ran myself ragged for nothing." "Right, okay." "You can't come." "Fine." "So why even bother rehearsing?" " Hey!" "A couple cans?" " Coming up!" " Thanks." " Later!" "I told you, he's on the sidewalk." "He's over there, right now." "I don't know, I didn't touch him, but he was passed out." "Please, send help!" "Fast!" "One, two, three, four!" "What's up, Pasha?" "Are you tired?" "Yes, I went to a party last night." "It was nuts!" "Well Pacha, forget last night." " Now you're working, you're here." " But I'm really near." "I can even see how low-cut that girl's dress is." "Control yourself." "Do your best." "Her breasts?" "'Fraid not." "They're outta sight." " Hello." " Hello." " Guto." " Dani." " lt's a shit!" " lt's a crap!" "Let's take another shot?" "It worked." "Nah." "We put it together to be performed on the street." "Congratulations!" "You showcased all your talent!" "Come on, Dani, you can't rehearse!" "Hello!" "Yes, go ahead." "Fuck!" "Forget it." "Excuse me." "Just that I saw your bit and I loved it!" " See there!" "A fan!" " She's hot." " Vera." " Pleased to meet you." "Guto." "I'm casting for a TV show." "I'm seeing a brilliant future." "Give me your card and I'll call you." "I ran out of cards." "That's ok, I have to run." "You've got my card." "Call me." "You're the spitting image of a character." " Thank you, Vera." " So call me!" "Bye." "Holy shit!" "And so my friend Super Nothing's here!" "and You can bet seen nothin' Yet it's all been changed under a spell but who can tell forget the normal don't sweat the moral" "Super Nothing!" "right on time!" "right in place!" "You want more?" "Hello, Vera?" "Hi, Vera." "This is Guto." "Guto Luiz, from the show yesterday, remember?" "I've got an audition tomorrow." "Another." "But this is the audition." "Take a guess." " l don't know." " Give it a shot." "I don't know." " Hamlet?" " No." "Othello?" "Blanche Dubois." "Super Nothing!" "Wow, that's still on the air?" "Of course!" "My mom liked you." "She said you're fun." "Poor lady." "Little does she know..." "What?" "You're funness itself!" "Tenderity." "Loveliance." "Uh-oh!" "Your smile just fell off." "Bye, I got to go." "Weren't we going out?" "Can't do it." "I've got an audition too." " What audition?" " The audition." "Who knows?" "Guto's pissed at me, and I'm pissed at him too." "Lovers' quarrel!" " l thought you'd run away." " Who from?" "Myself?" "Dani says there's a great party tonight." " Party of the year!" "Unmissable!" " Let's go, Guto!" "I can't ." "Really." "Oh, come off it!" "Live a little!" "Drink a little!" "Seriously. I can't ." "Mega-audition tomorrow." "So, the party will do you good!" "Relax you a bit." "No way!" "It's the audition of my life!" ""The Audition of My Life." Starring Guto Luiz...." "So, what's the audition of your life for?" "Super Nothing." "You know, the TV show." "The casting producer saw our sketch in the bar." "She called me in." "I want half your fee!" " lf it wasn't for me..." " ..." "I'd be a lot better." "Ingrate!" "Come on - you like him?" " Who?" " Super Nothing!" "I like him." "Don't you?" "I, the Super Nothing, will now sing for you." "Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, The no-toilet-paper blues..." "That's okay, that's just swell..." "We'll use the daily News." "Haven't got the News." "The paper hasn't come." "So tell me how on earth's a guy to wipe his..." "Jingle Bells!" "Jingle Bells!" "That's it." "I'm outta here." "Hold on." "Follow me." "Easy, boy." "Guto!" "Guto!" "C'mere!" "C'mere!" "Guto and I are the Dynamic Duo!" "Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers..." "Or maybe just... "Gingers!"" "I'm on my way out." "Come on, Guto." "The party's just starting!" "And I'm finishing." "But this is the party of the year!" ""The party of the year", starring Dani Ginger..." "Dani Ginger is perfect!" "I prefer Dani Rogers." "More country. lt'll sell better." "Ladies and gentlemen, Dani Rogers!" "You are the women of my life." "Lady sweet and fair, forever queen of my heart." "How gallant!" "What chivalry!" " Relax, Guto." " Set your tongue free." "Julia?" "What happened?" "is Grandma okay?" "What..." "Ju?" "Ju, everything's okay." "I'm right here, honey." "It was just a bad dream." "Calm down." "OK." "Focus here." "Just breathe." "Just breathe." "Breathe with me." "You can ask a Japanese does he miss the cherry trees..." "Ask a Japanese if he's married or single..." "And if You ask a Japanese does he miss the cherry trees..." "He may tell You, very merry, "No, But I sorely miss the cherry."" "And so my friend Super Nothing's here and You can bet seen nothin' Yet it's all been changed under a spell but who can tell forget the normal don't sweat the moral" "Super Nothing!" "Right on time!" "Right in place!" "Want some more?" "Look into the camera, please?" "Holy Mother of the God!" "You look like hell!" "Thanks." "Maybe it's your eyes." "No, doll, it's yours." "My Lord, look at those dark circles." "Didn't you sleep last night?" " Like an angel." " A fallen angel, huh?" "Thanks for your encouragement." "Not at all..." "You're here!" "Great!" "Here's your script." "You're up next." "Studio 3." "Leave it to me, fallen angel!" "I'll make you look like a newborn!" "The baby-face of Johnson JohnsonJohnsonJohnson.... lt's supposed to be funny." "You don't have to stay stock still." "Don't worry about a comeback." "Take your time." "Enjoy the bus, the space, the seats  the bar you're hanging from." "Got it?" "Fine, okay, let's go." "Stop, stop, stop!" "We'll do a run-through." "Loosen you up." "Then roll tape." "Can you do it off script?" "We'll give it a shot." "I don't have it quite by heart yet but...." "Don't worry about it." "Just jump in and improvise." "Hey, Edu!" "We set?" "Quiet!" "Rehearsal!" "Guto!" "I've got my eye on you!" "Action!" "Edu's standing in for Zeca!" " Let's go." "Don't stop." " Sorry..." "What is this, my friend?" "Oh, sir, please!" "Forgive me, sir!" "My friend, what have you done!" "This is a nightmare!" "Just look at the color of it!" "I'm a monster." "A beast." "I implore you!" "Shoot me!" "My friend!" "You're getting carried away!" "Edu!" "You're the worst Zeca I've seen yet." "Totally unfunny!" "Ah, hell, Zeca!" "Take off!" "We've got work to do!" "But this is what I'm here for!" "Why settle for cheap imitations?" "The original, the genuine, the one-and-fuckin'-only is here!" "Okay, okay." "We'll do it." "So, shall we or shall we not tape this garbage?" "Let's go!" "And you-watch your lines." "What the hell?" "This fool hasn't learned his lines yet?" " No problem!" "I'm set." " Good." "Let's roll." "Take it easy, man." "Holy shit!" "Son of a bitch!" "What the hell is this?" "You out of your mind?" "Oh, sir!" "Have mercy!" "Pity!" "Do you have any idea what you've done, my friend?" "Look at the color!" "What color is that?" "Oh, sir!" "I'm a monster." "A beast!" "Of the vilest genus and species!" "Please, sir!" "Shoot me!" "Kill me!" "Castigate me!" "I implore you!" "This is really too much!" "This is just gross!" "But you're getting carried away." "Lighten up!" "I don't hold a grudge." "Whatever they might say, I've got a big heart." "Not a rancourous bone in my body." "My solemn vow!" "It shall be my mission, from this day forward to rectify this horrendous, deplorable, abominable error!" "I shall do everything, everything, in my power to remedy this situation!" "I promise you, sir!" "I have to get off." "This is my stop." "Look there who's waiting for me..." "Hey, Mom!" "Your mother can wait!" "You shall not have to move a muscle, an eyebrow, sir, not a zit!" "I shall fix everything!" "Don't touch me!" "I've failed, sir." "Hey!" "Here!" "Come on over!" "Guto." "That's it!" "Guto." "What are you drinking?" "Water." "No fizz, no ice, please." "Huh?" "Are you putting me on?" "First you wreck my Italian shirt with your miserable shit-stinking snot..." "And now you'll let me drink alone?" "Uh-uh!" " Sorry about that." " Sorry, nothing!" "You're gonna drink with me!" "Till you fall over dead!" " l shouldn't have..." " But you did!" "Hey!" "Snow White." "Two shots of your rotgut." "Full ones!" "None of that light hand on the pour..." "Yeah, kid." "I was watching you the whole time." "You've got a feel for it, the timing." "You take risks, too." "Big ones!" "You're.... ...what?" "Not a damn thing!" "Don't get all misty-eyed 'cause you nail one sketch!" "At H-hour, I bet you shit all over yourself." "What day's the taping?" "The Ninth." "So take note!" "Then I'm gonna grind you up!" "Down to dust." "Massacre you!" "A toast to the noble arts:" "Comedy!" "Get ready, girls and boys Super Nothing's back no wind-up toys no bric-a-brac no autographs just lots of laughs he's back, he's bold to knock Your world to shake things up and break the cups" "Want some more?" "Dani!" "Hey... I shouldn't have come." "Of course you should... I called." "Left a thousand messages in your voicemail." " Come by whenever you want." " Who's Dani?" "This is your house...." "Something really funny happened today." "On the bus here." "This strange guy was staring at me. lt was scary." "And then the guy came toward me and..." "BOP!" "Bop what?" "He hit me with his newspaper!" "On my head!" "Really?" "Then what?" "Nothing!" "He just got off the bus, like he hadn't done a thing!" "Crazy!" "Poor me!" "You burned through my stash!" "Guess you should have come home earlier!" "How's your daughter?" "Julia's fine." "How come?" "How come you're not there with her?" "I'm not there 'cause I'm here." "I have a lot to do." "And no time." "And her mother?" "What's up?" "Why this conversation now?" "What do you want?" "You." "Forget it." "We can talk later." "If you get time." "You're such a busy guy now." "What's got you like this?" "How about you?" "There are thousands of actresses in the same shitty situation." "I'm sorry." "Please." "What is it?" "You came to talk to me." "So talk to me." "I came to pick up my book." "I looked all over the apartment, and couldn't find it." " What fucking book?" " By Clarice Lispector." "Forget it. I'll go." " No, stay!" "Let's talk." " Let me go." "Who's in there?" "My, God, Guto!" "It's Zeca!" "Hey, girlie!" "Am I asleep?" "?" "Or dreaming?" "Zeca... the clown..." "at your service." " What's he doing here?" " He was wasted." "I couldn't just leave him on the floor of the bar." "And since when are you and Zeca drinking buddies?" "No. I've had enough weirdness for one day." "Bye!" "No, no." "Hold on." "Bathroom." "Quick!" "Where's the bathroom?" "There." "Dammit to hell!" "This fucking tap doesn't work!" "This is a horror show, Guto!" "You can stay here with your super-hero. I'm on my way." "Ladies and Gentlemen!" "Wonderful!" "I'm a new man." "A little worse for wear..." "But bursting with love to give!" "Super-Nothing's back!" "Such a nice firm ass!" "Now, the audition that really matters!" "Ay, how delicious...." "Hey, my friend!" "Great to see you!" "Been a while, huh?" "Tell you what, though:" "It ain't easy, kid, not for nobody..." "Oh, how wonderful!" "Come have a seat, baby!" " You afraid of me?" " No." "'Cause I'm old." "And a little ugly..." "But everything still works!" "You may go." "Off-duty till the morning!" "But don't forget to bring breakfast!" "Corn flakes!" "Scrambled eggs!" "Bring a full breakfast." "And you, my sweet?" "?" "What would please you?" "Pancakes!" "You heard the lady, Pancake." "Bring lots!" "Fill this dump with pancakes!" "Got it?" " And what else?" " Fruits!" "Fruits!" "How marvelous!" "Papaya... kiwi..." "Good gracious!" "Watermelon, passion fruit..." "Plums!" "Yeah!" "Bums!" "Plenty of bums!" "Fried bum, roasted bum!" "Bum al dente!" "Well-done bum, bum blood-rare!" "Every size and shape and color!" " And to drink, my dear?" " l don't know." "What have you got?" "Nothing." "Nothing right now." "This is inadmissible!" "Are you out of your mind?" "This is a disgrace!" "Hold on." "Run out and get us something to drink!" "Got it?" "Let me go!" "No, you don't go." "You stay." "Pancake goes." "He's a gofer." "Get going, Pancake!" "Off you go!" "Get right back here!" "On second thought... take your time." "Take as long as you can!" "So, my friend." "Don't just stand there." "Take as long as you can!" "Can I grab a few cans?" "Just take a second." "Closed, buddy." "Tomorrow." "Hey, I need a six-pack." "Quick, please!" "You bastard!" "You nauseous old pervert..." "Son of a bitch!" "God damn you!" "Easy, steady, easy." "But what is this, my friend!" "?" "!" "?" "What the fuck is this?" "Clemency, my good sir!" "Mercy!" "Show pity, sir!" "Have you no idea what you've done?" "This crap stinks to high heaven, my friend!" "Just look at the color of this shit!" "Oh, good sir!" "I'm a monster!" "A beast of the lowest genus and species!" "Please, sir, I implore you!" "Castigate me!" "Upbraid me!" "Shoot me!" "My friend, pay attention!" "You're getting carried away!" "I don't hold a grudge!" "Whatever they might say, I've got a big heart!" "Not a rancorous bone in my body." "It shall be my life's purpose, from this day forward..." "To rectify this horrendous, deplorable, abominable atrocity!" "You, sir, shall not have to move a muscle, an eyebrow, not a zit!" "I shall see to every, every, every detail!" " And did you have story time?" " Yes, we did." "Should Mommy cut it?" " Would you mind taking our picture?" " Not in the least." "It's all set." "All you have to do is click." "Some terrible panties you gave me!" " They were good." " Come on!" "Hey, Lu, wait for me!" "Shit, Guto!" "No energy at all." "Totally ass-faced!" "And this belly hanging out..." "Super Nothing's back, my friend he stuck it out back to provoke to blow some smoke to hypnotize and terrorize" "So Guto's out he's vaporized finis, the end it's sad, I guess" "Guto?" "He's no more he never was" "Hey, Guto!" "You lost?" "Sit down!" "Damn, Dani." "It's great to see you." "What's up, Guto?" "Talk." "I'm flat broke." "Desperate." "I've tried everything." "You got any money you could lend me?" "This is shitty, man!" "You know damn well l'm just as broke." "Fred Astaire!" "Long time no see." "You're never at dance class anymore." "Get me a beer, Fred?" "I'm thirsty!" "So, what happened?" "You have a system breakdown?" "Yeah, his hard drive crashed." "Wow!" "How'd you guess?" "Hi, Guto!" "What's new?" "He's avoiding us since that night we kissed him at that party." "But we didn't kiss him, stupid." "You girls don't know what you missed." " Oh, yeah?" "Let's just see." " That good, huh?" "Excellent!" "What's this?" "Guto, come back." "Hi." "So, you just vanished?" "Just disappeared?" "I called you a million times!" "You never call back." "Never!" "I could be sick, maybe dead." "Locked up in jail, for murder!" "And you'd be on the hook as my accomplice." "Stop it!" "I don't trust you!" "And I love you." " And I had an abortion." " What?" "Mom!" "Ju!" "Dad?" "Dad?" "Guto!" "Guto!" "Guto, what happened?" "Speak to me!" "I fell asleep." "Oh, son!" "Let's go inside." "Come on." "Julia, come on!" "What time is it, Dad?" "Grandma!" "What time is it?" "Almost nine." "Come on, Dad." "It's about to start." " What is?" " Super Nothing, Dad!" "This program rated suitable for all ages." " He's alive?" " Guto!" "What a question!" "Grandma!" "You haven't even taken a shower!" "With two kids in the house?" "Who has the time?" "Little piggy...." "Say that again..." "if you've got the nerve!" "Dad!" "Change it back!" "We want to watch Super Nothing!" "Then you look at the camera." "The mad scientist has saved the day." "Gimme the remote!" "We have a show we want to watch!" "We don't care if you don't want to." "The TV is not yours." "You're not the boss!" "Good, Julia!" "It ain't easy, kid, not for nobody..." "He was in the hospital, you know that?" "He had a serious accident." "I bet it was a drug problem." "You know these TV people..." "Can't you guys be quiet?" "I want to watch!" "... a thousand times worse!" "I turned into a horror movie..." "An industrial accident!" "Atomic waste!" "Tomato sauce out of a can." "I looked like I'd been pummeled within an inch of my life!" "It's early." "Let's play football." "Grandma won't hear." "How about we make a deal?" "Kind of a game?" "I'll do a little scene." "And you can't laugh." "If you laugh, you go straight to bed." "And if I don't laugh?" "Then you're the boss." "The queen of the castle." "Deal." "This will be easy." "Don't forget." "It's half mine." "Fifty-fifty, right?" "Forget it." " How much you need?" " Nah, nothing." " How much?" "Just say!" " Stop it!" "You want to torment me?" "What?" "You think I'm gonna kill you?" "A brandy, please." "I'll take another." "I have a taping." "Super Nothing." "Your name?" "Today is the ninth, right?" "Let's go!" "The man's already pissed off!" "Hey, kid!" "What's not dead drags itself back, right!" "You do it just the way you did it in the audition." "No need to improvise." "Just bounce along on the bus, sneeze, fish around for your handkerchief." "You did something funny..." "Bang the drums, ladies and gentlemen!" "Super Nothing's back!" "He's back, he's bold, he shocks your world, yeah, heels over head condition red he's back, he's bold he shocks your world heels over head!" " So, let's do it?" " Let's go!" "I think I know you, boy!" "What's the trouble?" "You look like you just saw the devil himself!" "The Evil One!" "The Prince of Darkness..." "The Lord of the Flies!" "Take it easy, boy..." "Tell you something..." "The devil doesn't exist, man." "Okay, Umberto, my lad!" "We ready to roll?" "It's up to the two of you." "Kid, we're on!" "Showtime!" "Relax." "Breathe." "Real deep." "Like this." "Let it go..." "Relax." "Come on." "One more." "There you go..." "A little stressed, but we'll take it easy..." "Why get so stressed?" "It's just a walk-on... in an unfunny sketch... for a ridiculous show" "on a third-rate network..." "a no-rate network... with a broken-down  old clown... and decadent." "All in all, it's a pile of shit!" "That's the whole story." "No worse than the rest and no better." "So let me just say:" "It ain't easy, kid, not for nobody..." "Let's go, Umberto!" "You're the boss!" "Ready on the set?" "It's all ready, sir!" "Extras in your places!" "Silence!" "Set to record!" "Attention, please!" "Rolling!" "SUPER NOTHING"