" Excuse me, is this your car?" " No." "Okay, lads!" "What the hell are you doing?" "!" " I just went to collect some flight tickets." " I'm only doing my job." "You're punishing honest drivers, but to straighten out the youth you can't handle!" "I can't wait to get away from this bloody country." "Bloody Big Brother mentality!" " Isn't it tough being railed at like that?" " Yes, I'm just doing my job." "I didn't write the laws." " No." " Luckily I'm going on vacation and getting away from all this." " Where are you going?" " With SunTrip to Nueva Estocolmo for Christmas." " I'm thinking of that too." " Really?" "Then we might see each other there." "You think I should take it then?" "It is a safe buy?" "Sure - highest Swedish standard and a good location." "Nueva Estocolma - a fool-proof investment." "We've been thinking about a summer house - with a complicated loaning scheme and all." "Not with dirty money, Levander." "Not in Sweden." " That's right, what about the money?" " Operation Christmas present." "Surefire." "They don't care about the charter tourists." " A Christmas present?" " All customs officials were once kids." "It is emotionally right." "Psychology, Levander." "Psychology?" "Es una iglesia." "Es una iglesia." "It is a church." " I hope we won't make use of that." " Yes, so do I." " Is he married, Gösta?" " Yes." "But she isn't allowed to come." "Isn't that typical?" "It will be such fun going!" "It must be nice after the divorce, not to be lonely on Christmas." "Time to flip the record over." "Oops, I think the sangria went to the knees!" " Do you think we'll meet any 10 point guys?" " Quit it, I'm sick of men!" " Yeah, yeah." "You've just been unlucky." "Good thing you got rid of Sture." " There was nothing wrong with Sture." " Are you defending him now?" "God!" "Just the name" " Sture!" "Could he talk about anything except football and baked beans?" "10... 20... 30 40 ... 50 000" "Does this look innocent to you?" "Now we only have to find someone to transport it." "I thought you were doing that?" " You said it was foolproof." " It is foolproof." " I'm dreading the flight." " It will be alright." "A large whiskey and Sivan Åman is in shape." "Worst case I'll have to take Valium." "I read about some fear of flight clinic." "You attend some sort of therapy." "I thought you were through with psychologists." "Sorry..." "Do you have to work down there?" "Gösta is buying a bungalows, or what they're called, for some customer." " Are you..." "I mean, have you..." " Are you out of your mind!" "Of course he checks me out from time to time." "You what I do then?" "I wear tight a skirt and low-cut blouse." "Fill out this form with your social security number and have a seat." "Everyone is afraid." "Fear is normal in the human defense system." "In a state of stress and defense you have to be able to relax." "Do this." "Stretch out your arms to your sides." "Relax." "Close your eyes." "Feel how relaxed your arms are." "Then take a deep breath." "Repeat after me:" "I can fly, I'm not afraid." "I can fly, I'm not afraid." "Every time you feel tendencies of fear of flight, do this exercise" "Hallo?" "OK, that's it!" " Your leaving on Saturday, right?" " Yes..." "Could I ask a big favor of you?" "I have a relative on the Canary Islands who lives there due to his Epicondytilis humeri." "I would like to send her a Christmas greeting - this package." "Could you bring it with you and leave it at the Viking Bar in Nueva Estocolmo?" " Viking Bar in Nueva Estocolmo." " That's right." "Awfully nice of you." "So, you pay at the cashier." "And good luck with the flight." "The flight...." "I can fly, I'm not afraid." "Precisely..." "You will do fine." "Good luck." " The package!" "Viking Bar." " Viking Bar." " Bye!" " Bye." " Next, please!" "Fill out this form with your social security number, have a seat and wait." "Hi there!" "Hi!" "So, you don't like flying either." "I got my vaccination and thought I could attend some FOF-therapy as well." " Will you take the diet guidance as well?" " No..." "Bye!" "Sir!" "You forgot your package!" "Could you print out these, and call Dr Levander for me?" " Do you want some coffee?" " Yes please, just what I was thinking of..." "How much is a wedding trip to the Canary Islands?" " It depends on where you stay (live)." " We live in Mjölby." "These are the extra fees for high season and cancellation insurance and travel insurance." " This is the extra fuel fee." " That's an awful number of fees..." "With SunTrips Trapp Trull plan, you settle in in three installments and get a sun hat   and a beach bag for free." "You can also buy this nice SunTrip shirt for only 15 kr." " What is this?" " SunTrip's nose protector, that's for free." " Like this?" " Yes, that's right." "I wish you a Merry Christmas, and a pleasant trip." "Your Package!" "He's leptosome..." "indolent... receding chin..." "Yes, well, but what does he look like?" "He's dark, in his 40:ies, glasses, moustache..." "Isaidthepackagewasforarelativewith Epicondytilis humeri." " So, what does that mean?" " Tennis elbow." "What's his name?" "Who?" "The one with moustache and glasses?" "Stig Helmer Olsson, 400703-0356." "It is half past eight and time for the "Morning session" with Kjell Grane." "Good Morning!" "Won't it be nice to move around little, to get the day started." "Wednesday the 19:th of December." "Be careful with the fattening Christmas food." "We'll get rid of a little of it." "Come on and let's start slowly by jogging." "sneaking start." "put some spring into it..." "Sneaking, springy..." "Jogging start, jogging start... flexible and light..." "Bend and stretch your arms." "Fingers..." "Try to do it nice and rhythmically." "Elastic feet - springy..." " I don't know." " Look a pizza racer!" " We call them that at work." " Do you?" " Are you alright?" " Not a scratch." "Not on your car either." "Take care now." "Take it easy, mind your heart." "You did bring your medicine?" "Here's a small package." "It is some Christmas food and a present." "I'll be at my mother's, so send the cards there." "I have to check in now." "Take care and a Merry Christmas to you." "Cherie has to say goodbye to daddy." "Bye..." "Daddy is leaving us." "Merry Christmas, daddy!" " Good morning and welcome." "What is your name?" " Bramserud, Ole." " Thanks." "Smoker or Non-smoker?" " No smoking." " Carry on?" "It is a little big..." " Yes, but expensive!" " Gösta!" "Hi!" " Hi!" " This is Maj-Britt, my sister." " Hi!" " Haven't we met before, somewhere?" " Yes we have." " Where?" " Did you get your car back from the impound?" " How was your name?" " Mrs Storch." " Honey." " Just a moment." " Hi there Robban!" " Hi Berra!" "How is it?" "I was sober this morning, but I'm getting better." "Christmas party yesterday." "Does it show?" "Oh, damn!" " Don't you have any luggage?" " I have this." "I travel light." " Good morning!" "What is your name?" " Stig Helmer Olsson." "Thank you." "Carry-on luggage?" " Hi!" "Could you point out your bag?" " It is that one." " What are they doing?" " Routine check." "Narcotics, weapons, bombs..." "Bombs...?" " What's in the package?" " A present." " OK, close your eyes when I open it then." " It isn't for me." " We have to open this package." " Sure, sure..." "Nice dog." "Passport, bathing salt, toothbrush, toothpaste, book." "Is that all?" " What do you have in your bag?" " Some film." "Could you please take off your shoe." "Check out the terrorist!" "Mr Stork, please contact the information desk." " He must be Lennart Swahn's brother.  (Swan)" " And Karin Falk!" "(Falcon)" "And Magnus Uggla!" "(Owl)" " Hi there, Sulan!" " Hi, Berra!" " How's it hanging?" " Alright, and you?" " Have you bought wine?" " Wine?" "It's an 80% rum." "Did you know that you have a chance of 50% surviving a flight accident?" "It is more dangerous to drive a car than to fly." "It takes between two and five million flight hours per crash." " Crash?" " Crash." "Here is Pepes Bodega." "It has a sign." " They bottle it and everything?" " Sealed and ready." " Thanks a bunch for the tip!" "See you." " Good luck." "Bye!" "Robban!" "Sulan has been at Pepes Bodega." "They put 80% rum in whine bottles." " Pepes Bodega." " Never forget that!" "Did you read about the jumbo jet-pilot that performed a looping?" " Looping, with a jumbo?" " Twice." "Is that possible?" "Could you watch my luggage for a while, I have to..." "I can fly, I'm not afraid..." "I can fly, I'm not afraid..." "Are you alright?" " How are you?" " Good." "I'm practicing some yoga, relaxation exercises." "Isometrics..." "Right..." "Myself, I'm having a drink." "Care for one?" " No thank you, I can't take strong alcohol." " No, who the hell can?" " Oh.." "Hi!" " Hi!" " So we got on the same trip." " Yes, seems like it." " Hi!" " How nice..." "Oh my god!" "Did you see how he was coming on to you?" "That guy, who looked like a giraffe." " Is there something going on?" " Quit it!" "Stop, stop!" "Cheers!" "Did you bring the four P:s?" "Passport, pesetas, pills, and pickets?" " I use a spiral (IUD)." " Passport, pesetas, piral and pickets!" "And pliqour!" "Penter!" " What was that sound?" " The landing gear was retracted." "Hydraulics." "They are pulled up and the hatches close." "It is so that the plane won't loose speed, otherwise..." "Look, the sun!" " How about the pizza racer then?" "He gets five points." " I give him six." "The car!" " No five's enough." " And the giraffe?" "Four." " Less than the pizza-racer?" "He is so awkward." "He loses a point for that." "Did you see the guy with the tape recorder?" "!" " Here you go." " Thanks." " It is good for the stomach!" " Sure..." " What a group of people!" " I'm sure they are nice." "As long as they're not engineers." " What is that pin you have there?" " Hammarby." "Have you heard of them?" "No, the only Swedish villages (by=village) I know of is Stockholm, Gothenburg ..." "Malmö." "This is a football team." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " How nice to get away!" " I'm not going away, I'm going home." " So you live on the Canaries?" " Yes." " Home to celebrate Christmas then." " Yes, visiting my family." " Where are you staying?" " At Nueva Estocolmo." "Then you won't see much of the Canaries, really!" " Won't I?" " No..." "I should invite you to a place where no tourists come." "We could go out and eat a real Spanish food." "That sounds nice." "Mr Stork, please contact the cabin crew." " Was he nice, the pizza racer?" " His name is José." "And he doesn't work in a pizzeria." " Computer technician." " Whatever... so when are you meeting him?" "Do you think I set a date with the first guy I meet?" "OK..." "The hotel bar, Wednesday at seven." " Real Spanish restaurant." " Congratulations!" "My dream is to fly with a Concorde from Paris to Rio." "2300km/h." "That is flying!" " Three times the speed of a bullet." " Ugh..." "And Rio..." "The beaches, the girls, samba..." "That is nice." " The Canaries aren't so bad either." " It will have to do." " Hi!" "When are we to leave the rooms?" " At 12." "Place the bags outside of the reception." "Hi there!" " Affe, you'll take the transfer." " What the hell, I had the night tour last night!" "Gabbe could get the rabble." "Gabbe!" " You'll have to take the transfer on the A3." " I've had two pig parties this week." "Yesterday you were supposed to help us with the pool games and the ping-pong." " I have to sleep some time." " Don't make a fuss." "I'll take it myself." " May I ask when we are to leave the rooms?" " At 12." "And bags are to be placed by the reception." "Thank you." "Don't yawn in the presence of guests." "Get some sleep some time." "And don't smoke in here!" "And try to keep the schedule." " Yes, daddy." " And when are we to leave the rooms?" "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain." "We are now flying over the Atlantic." "Estimated arrival is within one hour and 35 minutes." "The weather in Las Palmas is good." "Sun haze and 22 degrees." "I can also inform you that Stenmark is at third place after the first race." "Ma'am, is this what you call a "warm dinner"?" "This is not what I'm used to." "I didn't get this trip for free you know." "I paid 3000kr for it." " Three thousand?" "I only paid 995." "Last minute." " The last thing I needed...!" " If you want some more juice..." " You just press this up here." "No..." " There?" " Yes." "No...!" "Like this... to call the stewardess." "Juice, whiskey." "Excuse me..." "Thank you." "You aren't allowed to drink your own alcohol." "If you don't take it easy on the drinks, there might be a problem getting into Spain." "Take it easy, we've been traveling before." " Is it any good that one?" " Yes, one of those quartz, digital..." "Level, input, output..." "FM..." "Tape..." "Tape run..." "A lot of stuff." " Can you hear anything?" "Samba." " Yes." " Nice music!" " Sch..." "If they crash, do they throw tomatoes at the pilots?" "Shape up, Berra!" "Otherwise we'll be in serious bloody trouble." "Invalido." "Gracias." " I wonder how long we'll have to wait here." " Take it easy, Gösta." " I'll rent a car." "Are you coming with me?" " No, we have too much luggage." "You have your golf bag and so." "No, we'll take the bus." "Well, well..." " See you at the hotel, as we said." " Josito!" "Josito!" " It is my mum and dad." "See you." " See you." "Give my regards to your family." "And the chickens!" " Who is she?" " She sat next to me at the plane." " No Swedish girls!" " I do as I like, mum." " But I've sent you money for a car." " We are saving it for your sister's wedding." "She'll never get married." "Besides, you scare every man away." "Hi there!" "Are you a SunTrip-guest?" " Having problems?" " My bag hasn't arrived." " Are you sure?" " Yes..." "Then we'd better report it missing." "Come on!" " Good day!" "His bag is missing." " Just a moment." "Could you please wait here." "I have to attend to the other guests." "See you!" "SunTrip's bus number 17 is over there!" " Las Palmas... very good football..." "Top division!" " Hammarby very good fooball too." " Hammarby." " Bajen..." " Hammarby..." "Bajen..." "What bag?" "Majsan, a nine pointer!" " Hello?" "One, two... can you hear me at the back?" " Yes!" " Was the trip alright?" " Yes!" "Very welcome to Nueva Estocolmo and SunTrip." "It is now three o'clock, Spanish time, that is an hour behind Swedish time." "We will be serving a welcoming drink at hotel SunTrip." "Those staying at the Flamenco, will be fetched by coach at six, Spanish time." "You shouldn't drink the tap water." "The pig party is on Thursday and costs 800 pesetas." "Any questions?" " Is there Swedish coffee at the hotel?" " Yes, there is." " And Norwegian?" " Yes." " Are you feeling alright?" " I'm a bit prone to motion sickness." "An inner ear thing." " I have some pills for that." " Really?" "Great!" "Thank you." "Maybe you'd like an Argotal?" " It's for allergies, but perhaps you're not..." " No, thank god." "Thanks anyway!" "Hi!" "Problem." "There is one room missing." "There is a small complication because of overbooking." "I wonder if Olsson, Stig Helmer  and Bramserud, Ole..." " Could you to share a room?" " Yes, OK..." "Do you call this a view of the sea?" " Momento." "Sea view, look!" "A little closer to the wall." "Good!" "Turn it a little to the left, towards me!" "Like that!" "Stop!" "There!" "Ok?" " Listen!" " Yes, it is nice!" "Samba!" " What kind of watch is that?" " Digital and analog." "Spanish, Norwegian, Swedish time..." "chronometer and watch." "And then there's a calculator and an alarm clock." "Samba, as well." "Nice!" "Pen that writes water." ""Pool Pen"." " Under water?" " Swiss Army Knife." "Can opener." "Magnifying glass with a screw driver..." " Scissors, without screw driver." " Practical!" " Essential!" "Camera..." "Focus..." "Smile!" "Camera two:" "Japanese, small, motor..." "Flash..." "Tele lens..." "Normal..." " Did you bring a camera?" " Yes." "Old..." "But it has a flash." "Here." " What would you like?" " Some sherry?" "Are we on a bloody vernissage?" "No, a big whisky is what I need." " To gather courage to hit on the giraffe?" " Quit it!" "Gösta wanted to have a drink in his room, but I said that I have to unpack." "How wonderful to get away from Sweden." " They really park any which way down here." " Relax, Majsan, you're on vacation." "I can't understand it." "Now the rush hour begins at home." "Welcome to our island Forget rain and snow." "Sun, bathe and have fun with SunTrip this Christmas." "A hearty welcome to Gran Canaria!" "We are at the level of Egypt and 5000 km from home..." "luckily." " Has everyone gotten some sangria?" " Yes!" "My name is Lasse and I take care of the SunTrip "Healthoteque"." "The "Healthoteque" is at half pas nine every morning." "Some gymnastics and fun in the pool." "Raise your right hand, put the left one on your heart and repeat after me:" "I promise to become a healthier person during my vacation." "I promise to become a healthier person during my vacation." " Good!" "Let's promise that." " How cute he is!" "Lasse takes care of your body, gets your body into shape." "Jog, swim and feel good with SunTrip everyday." "Introducing my colleagues:" "Affe, on accordion." "And Gabbe on congas." "Gabbe is the one when it comes to the night tours." "If you'd like a nightclub tour, then stick to Gabbe's group." "Visit discos, we'll have a riot with SunTrip every night" "I would like to remind you of the Christmas party, which is on Christmas eve." "With Swedish food and Swedish games." "Unbelievable, sitting here in December." "It is like in Rio." " Have you been to Rio?" " No, but I intend to go there." "Is there a family called Stork here?" " Our name is Storch, not Stork." " I'm sorry." ""To the bridal couple from Rutan and Nisse:"" ""Go, Go, Go and don't stop trying, because in nine months comes the Stork."" " The Storch....?" " A round of applause!" "I would like to bring out a toast for the couple." "Maybe the groom would like to pull the cork." " Corch!" " Where do you get everything from, Olsson?" "Four cheers for the bridal couple!" "Hooray, Hooray, Hooray, Hooray!" "You can't walk around like that, with those pants and the tie." "Take these shorts." "Nice of you." "You can borrow them." "I'll try them on." "It contained Christmas food, the present." "Don't worry about that." "You and me, we'll make a new one." "No problem." "I wonder what "Dalahäst" is in Spanish." "Caballo folcloristico nativo." " Aren't they a bit too big?" " Let me see." "Great!" "And take this shirt as well." " Isn't it a little too much?" "No, you need bright colors with your dark tones." "Levander." "Hallo?" "Levander!" "Hi, Angerud, here." " Did the present reach you?" " It hasn't been dropped off yet." " And the customs?" " No problem." "And how's the weather back in Sweden?" "The weather?" "Typical December weather, 22 degrees warm and sunshine of course." "Same as here then." "I'll keep in touch." "Hasta la vista!" " Amazing that it can be so warm in December." " We have to buy some flowers." "So it looks like we're being courted." "And we have to use some bronzer before the exercise session." "Did you see what big trousers the Giraffe had?" " What's his name?" " You won't believe me!" " Tell me!" " Stig Helmer." "You kill me!" "Stig Helmer...?" "Apparently he's staying with the Norwegian." "What they can offer, they have in Las Palmas." "Gösta invited us to dinner, but I said I have a headache." " If you drink any more whiskey, you'll catch one." " I never drink whiskey back home." " Swedish drinking song " " Do you really think we'll find a "dalahäst"?" " Don't worry, we'll think of something." " Here, swimming trunks." " Thank you." " What's that?" " To keep your money in when swimming." " Are you coming to the pool with me?" " No, not the pool." "My eyes can't stand chlorine, they get all red." "Can't we go to the beach?" "Playa?" "That's dangerous." "Between two and three people die everyday  because of undercurrents, sunstroke and sharks." "Here." " What's this?" " Against chlorine." "And pick up balls with the left, and the right... pick up balls." "Like that, nice!" "Good!" "Pick up balls." "Pick with the right, pick with the left." "Like that!" "Nice!" "Check out the Stork!" "How do they have the energy?" "Damn..." "Herr Ober?" "They haven't opened yet." "But it is almost ten." " Shouldn't we have some breakfast first?" " We'll do that here." "Bacon and Egg liqueur." "Reach out and back again." "That was it for today." "I hope I didn't push you too hard." "See you all tomorrow." "Thank you all." "Check it out..." "He obviously likes fresher meat." "Hi there." "Hi." "Gösta!" "Hi." " Aren't you going to sunbathe?" " I have some business to attend to." " Dinner tomorrow night?" " Sorry, I already made plans." " Might I ask with whom?" " The nice Spaniard on the plane." " We are going to a real Spanish restaurant." " Real Spanish restaurant?" " You are working for SunTrip, right?" " Yes." "Could you run upstairs to my room and fetch my smokes." " That isn't included in my obligations." " Is that so?" "Do you call this service?" " I'll talk to the local manager." " That's me." " Do you realize that I know the owner?" " Then give him my regards." "Bye." " That's the last time I travel with SunTrip!" " Gösta, your heart!" " Shall we try to find Pepes Bodega today?" " Can't we take it easy?" "We're on vacation!" "I usually tell people I'm a streetwalker..." " So, what do you do?" " I'm working in an electrical warehouse." "If you buy a toaster, and it says:" ""Controlled by G17", then it is by me." "It is only temporarily." "I'm studying engineering in the evenings." " Do you like football too?" " How did you know?" "Just guessing." " Could you oil my back for me?" " Sure." "Don't use too much, it can begin to boil." "What are you doing?" "!" "And there you are, running after Swedish girls, when there are some many nice Spanish ones." "The neighboring girl, Juanita, for example." "I'm not marrying any Swedish girl, I'm just taking her out for dinner." "Your sister is working and caring for her parents." "You should take after her." "Not fool around with Swedish girls." " Do you think that Gösta was mad at me about the dinner?" " He didn't look too happy." "He shouldn't think he owns me just because he payed for the trip." " What did the Giraffe say?" " Nothing special." "He seems very shy." " He is studying engineering." " No...!" "Not again, Majsan!" " He likes football as well." " And baked beans?" "I didn't ask." "Here it is." "Please enter." "Bungalow, four rooms and kitchen." "Luxurious kitchen with fridge and freezer." "And a dishwasher, if you'd like." "Small garden." "Here in front of the house." "Swimming pool." "Three meters deep in one end, one meter in the other." "Suitable for kids." "Wall-to-wall carpets in all rooms..." "for a modest extra cost." " Do you play golf?" "A wonderful game." " 50 000 is the deposit." " I was counting on that." "What is your handicap?" " 22." "These bungalows are very sought-after." "Shall we do a round tomorrow, before we seal the deal?" "My client will be satisfied with this." "What a marvelous view!" " Living room in jacaranda..." " Shall I come and pick you up at four?" "... or some other type of wood." "And you're talking about how dear your time is..." "This says..." ""Balcony with a view of the sea and evening sun."" "SunTrip." "Hi there." "From the fourth floor?" "Down into the pool?" "Call the clinic." "It is a customary to have a bottle of champagne in the room." "SunTrip." "Sharks in the pool?" "Delirium, call the clinic." "As I was saying, this is the last time I'm travelling with SunTrip." " Has my bag arrived?" " I'm sorry, no." "Then we'll make a new package." "It was so cold in the room tonight, even though we've paid the fuel surcharge." "Fuel surcharge?" "This bag is for Las Palmas." "The sun really bites down here, Robban." "Look." "If you'll stand there I'll take a picture." " Like this?" " Yes." "Say cheese." " It is about this size." " Hold on, I'll take a look." " No, there's nothing." " Are you sure?" "This one is nice." "Hello there!" " How môch?" " Is 500 pesetas." " 500?" "Too much. 200?" " No..." "I give 200 for it." "That's... 18 Norwegian." " No, 500." " Two... 400 pesetas." "Look, it is very funny." " Not so funny. 200." " No, 500 pesetas." " First, second, third... 200 pesetas!" " Ok." "Poor favor." "(in Swedish)." "Stingy bastards." "Nice donkey." "What will they think of next?" " There's supposed to be some flowers here." " Ok, no problem." "We can do anything!" "Left, right... you're doing fine." "Left again, one more with your right and now both." "...with rye in your back!" "That's a good one!" " I heard crime is on the rise since Franco died." " People don't have any respect for the Police." "They got their democratic rights a little too fast." "It was better during Franco's regime." "It is the same in Sweden." "Frightening development, no morale." "I pay a penalty of one stroke." "I strike my fourth." "Adjust the thumb a little to the left..." "I'll take an used ball." "I hit my sixth stroke." "To hell with it!" "Look, very funny!" " And we'll paint it red." " And some flowers there." "Those redheaded girls are really nice." " What are their names?" "Maj-Britt and Siv?" " Yes." " We should make a move." " How?" "My apologies." "I don't know what came over me." "Must've been the heat." "Never happened before." "It is easy to flare up." "About the deposit..." "We could ask the reception to put some flowers in their rooms." "Flowers?" "Do you have any other suggestions?" "Melons, cucumbers, bananas?" " But flowers... do you do that in Norway?" " The flower language is international." " Have you never given a girl flowers?" " No." "Then I suggest that you and I pick some flowers for Siv and Maj-Britt." " Picking flowers..." " Yes." "Buenas dias, my little Viking." "Has the package arrived yet?" "Here you are." ""Merry Christmas, aunty."" " How did the person look like that left this package?" " He was tall, dark the hair  glasses and a moustache." "Then we're clear." "We are on the south of Gran Canaria and the sea is there, right." "Then the bodega must be that way." "Simple!" " I'm thirsty, Berra." " Damn Robban, you have no character at all." " Shall we take this place or the next one?" " Doesn't matter." "Do you think he's the ear licking type?" "I mean when he dances." " We're only going out to eat!" " Bring pepper." "If he gets clingy, you can throw it in his face." "I'm serious, spaniards can get very frustrated with Swedish girls." "Take this." "What prejudice you have!" "Have you ever been out with a Spaniard?" " You seem so experienced." " Maybe I have." " I only want what's best for you." " I can take care of myself." "You'd better take care of the Giraffe." "Cabin two please." "This is Dr Levanders automatic answering machine." "The solarium, the fear-of-flight clinic, the diet and the herb store are closed for Christmas." "important messages can be left at the hotel Ambassador in Åre." "This is Dr Levanders automatic..." "Señor, pay!" "Did you know it was 18 degrees below in Sweden yesterday?" "Thank you." "Canarian Specialty!" "Ropa vieja - old clothes." " What did you say?" " Old clothes." "It is like "pyttipanna"." " But it could use some more spices." "Excuse me!" " Wait." "Could I have...?" "Sorry, nothing." "Are you sure it doesn't bother you... that my mom came along?" " Doesn't she want to sit with us?" " No, she doesn't want to get in the way." "A painted donkey...?" "!" "The idea with the package was stupid from the beginning." "You'll have to get the money back." "The police!" "What will you tell them?" "That 50 000 smuggled crowns are missing?" "Talk to him." "He might want a finder's fee." "Do something!" "Hi!" "Are you back already?" "How was it?" " I got to use the pepper." " What did I tell you?" "You won't believe it." "Have you ever eaten old clothes?" "He came and picked me up." "Guess who he brought with him." " Guess!" " Who?" "His mom!" "And now relax and lumber like a troll." "Like that, good!" "Just lumber on." "Do you want some B-vitamins?" "They are good for the liver." " There's an upcoming pig party you know." "Take two." " Oh, ok." "And I have C-vitamins..." "Iron pills, ginseng, toothpaste...?" "I'm fine, thank you." "If you don't find a lady at the pig party, then it is over." " Do you think they got the flowers?" " Sure." "Tonight we make our move." "Do you remember Benidorm?" "Talk about pig party." "Was I there?" "Did I have fun?" "How wonderful to be in the sun the heat all year long!" "What do you do for a living then?" " A couple more." " No, damn it." "I have my car at Arlanda." "Fataga is one of the few original villages left here on Gran Canaria." "If..." "If you want to buy their embroideries, don't haggle." "Haggeling and such is for the market." "Poor people, living like this." "Poor people." "Dragged around all day like a flock of sheep." "There's Josés mother!" "There's her, the one that wants to take my Josito away." " Don't you want to by something from your mother-in-law?" " Stop it!" "I'll go for Ole from now on." " I have no prejudice against Norwegians." " Only if they go hiking..." "Do you think that the Norwegian and the Giraffe bought the flowers?" " Or Gösta." " No." " Why is he so depressed?" " He had some problem with buying that house." " Ouch!" " Hi." "Can I sit down?" " It has gotten really expensive here." " Yes, almost like in Sweden soon." "You have to have a lot of Swedish money with you... if you know what I mean." "Always good with some reserves." "So that you can buy your daily bread... if you know what I mean." "As I said, you've got to have money for your daily bread." " Because people are stealing allot here." " Yeah, so I've heard as well." "But it's not the same to find something as to steal." "No, that's true." "Because if you find something, there might be a reward." "Keep that in mind." "Ouch!" "I'll do that." " Weird guy!" " It is the combination of sun and..." " Yepp." " Dangerous stuff." "We're really out in the sticks now." "We must've gone too far." " Damn I'm thirsty." " Yepp, it can't be out here." "Well, well, Berra." "Let's head back." "I won't take another footstep." "Let's hitch a ride." " Go Eslöv!" " God damn it." "There was one that didn't stop." "Thank you very much, bastard." " That one!" "He stops." "Come on!" " The smell!" " Doesn't matter, we don't have to walk!" " Hi there!" " Talk about pig party." " The Sangria, boys." " We're coming." " Such skill they have!" " Yeah" " It is hot in here." "Aren't you going to dance?" " No, it feels awkward to ask the girls to dance." "You just say:" ""Shall we dance?" "Hi there."" "Or you can use something more fancy." "Like this." "Voulez-vous danser avec moi?" "It is French." "I'm afraid they'll turn me down." "If she doesn't want to dance, you look stupid." "With you...?" "!" "No, give it a try." "Just lean back." " Would you like to dance with me?" " May I..." "Now she was asked." "Damn it...!" "Buenas noches, señor." "Un moment." "Thank you, my friends." "Welcome." "I want to ask six men, maybe you and the others, to come up here." "Dance!" "Go Norway!" " I've been robbed." "Everything's gone." " Poor thing." "And the woman I love doesn't want me." " Everything will be fine." " You women don't understand what's good for you." "But you seem like a nice person, Carmencita." "One more Viking special, please." "Get up." " Did you buy the flowers?" " Yes, but it was Ole's idea." " That's sweet of you." " You think so?" "But you have to change the water and give them a painkiller pill every fourth hour." " The flowers...?" " Yes." " Shall we go for some fresh air?" " Yes, that would be nice." "Look, no hands." " Now, I have to close." " Carmencita, don't disappoint me." " Where are you staying?" " Hotel Flamenco." " Come on." " 50 000...!" "I love these warm nights." "Soon time to go home to the slush again." "I don't want to go home." " I'm a bit afraid of the flight." " I can fly, I'm not afraid." "Levander should see us now!" "Majsan, bring the Giraffe and let's go to the Tonga Tonga." "This is your captain speaking." " Samba is nice!" " What was that?" "Samba!" "Do...do you like baked beans?" "I hate them!" " Merry Christmas." " Thank you." "Berra...." "Berra!" " Can you help me to carry Berra?" " What are you saying? "bära hem Berra"!" " I'll help you." "Carmencita, don't you disappoint me. (Swedish song)" "I'm going to get a job here in the store." "113" "It isn't allowed to bring ladies in to the rooms." "But for 500 pesetas, maybe we can come to an agreement." "I'm helping him into his room." "500 pesetas...?" "This is my wife." " I don't believe you." " Cigarette, darling?" " No thank you, I don't smoke." " Right, your wife...?" "May the devil take all women!" "Carmencita?" "What is this supposed to mean?" " Where have you been all night?" " I followed a customer to his hotel." "Oh My God!" "You'll be the death of me." " How can you do this to your mother?" "!" " I'm 28 years old, mom." " You have to make a confession today." " You are insane." "Your brother is a nice boy." "He comes al the way from Sweden to visit me." "But you on the other hand...." "Now you'll have to marry him." "Marry?" "You are insane." "The shame!" "Wait until your father gets to hear this." "I'll wake him up." "He'll have to go and talk to this man." " ... the door." " The housekeeper." " Hammarby...?" "Yes?" " Yes!" "How nice!" "Thank you." "Momento!" "Hammarby." "Momento!" " Finder's fee." " Thank you." " Morning, my boy." " Morning." " Feliz navidad." " I'm sorry?" " It means Merry Christmas in Spanish." " Right, today is Christmas eve." " And the weather is nice." " Are you going out to sunbathe?" " Or shall we make a small excursion?" " I would like to go to the party." "It is so bright!" " Can I come?" " Of course." "But you have to bring food and a present worth 100 pesetas." " Then I'll bring some herring and Stig Helmer." " Norwegian humor." "Come here my little darling." "We bought paint and painted the donkey like a "dalahäst" and put it into the package." "After that we left it at the Viking Bar." "What a story!" "But if the old lady already got her food, you could bring that to the party." " SunTrip has a Christmas party today." " Do we have to go?" "Of course!" "Don't be so Swedish." "Isn't it typically Swedish to have a Christmas party among the palms and pools?" "Couldn't you come just for me?" "I've bought you a present." "Did you?" " Let's sing "Tomtegubbarna"." " Yes!" " Cheers and merry Christmas!" " Cheers." "You have to remove the cover." "You know you have to remove it, don't you?" " It is this lens capturing." " No, this one." "I have the same one at home." " Have you filmed like this for a long time?" " The whole week." "That's a pity." "Then there won't be any film." " No film...?" "!" " No." "Out!" "Get out!" "Now there's time to hand out the presents." " This one is for you." "Merry Christmas." " And this one is for you." "Robban!" "I found it!" "I found Peppes Bodega!" " I'll be damned!" "Where was it?" " Here!" "It is on the other side of the hotel." "And we've searched through the whole of Nueva Estocolmo!" "I've always wanted one of these." "Thank you." "Hey, I wonder where Gösta is." "Hi there." "How are you doing?" "Well..." "I had to sell the land this morning." "They signed." " You've brought shame over our family!" " It is not him." "The other one!" " So old!" "You're sending me to the grave!" " He isn't that old." "Merry Christmas!" "Woops, am I interrupting anything?" " Gösta, are you coming to the Christmas party?" " Out!" "Get out!" "Out, out, out!" "Those Swedes are crazy!" "And what are you looking at?" "!" "Hi there!" "Nice dog." "We can send you home on Saturday." "Could you do the doctor a flavor?" "He has a nephew in Stockholm..." " I can fly, I'm not afraid." " The mail." " I can fly, I'm not afraid." " I can fly, I'm not afraid." "Rio...?" "!" "Translation:" "Voise  Jolta"