"Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen." "A crime against the blogosphere!" "Gigi, if you're not gonna help, at least don't make a mess, we already cleaned." "I did more than my share." "I took the last shift all by myself." "Oh, yeah, you and Dad... and the kitchen staff." "The place was empty anyway." "Andi was here, and she ordered two pizzas." "Two, Diego." "Two?" "Oh, poor overworked you." "Look, I've gotta try and save this memory card." "If I can't, whoever did this is going to pay." "How do you think they got all that snow in the studio anyway?" "Uh, I think you mean the janitor's closet?" "And, I don't know, the A/C probably malfunctioned." "Got too cold and made snow." "No way." "Do you know how cold it would have to get in there to freeze things?" "No." "Something else is going on, and I'm gonna find out what." "Uh, Gigi." "No, Gigi, come on!" "H2O better watch out." "We're ungrounded." "Yeah." "And ready to avenge Iridium High." "Why are we avenging it again?" "Because Iridium is still our turf." "People aren't even talking about our epic phone prank." "(Gasping) They aren't?" "This is worse than I thought." "You know you're supposed to kill the zombies, right?" "Um, not that one, that's Andi's friend." "He's cute." "Pale, but cute." "Is he Andi's friend like Emma's your friend?" "Em and I aren't together anymore..." "I think." "I don't know." "But in any case, don't prank her." "Don't worry, we won't." "Right, guys?" "(Melanie) Oh, yeah, no way." "Definitely not." "Come on, let's go brainstorm for a prank for not Emma." "(Doorbell ringing)" "Who is it?" "♪" "♪ I cast a spell ♪" "♪ It takes a hold of you ♪" "♪ I see my dreams ♪" "♪ And they're all coming true ♪" "♪ Come on, let's go ♪" "♪ You and me together ♪" "♪ Look up ahead, there's a magical adventure ♪" "♪ Every Witch Way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪" "♪ I'm trying Every Witch Way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪" "♪ I'm going Every Witch Way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪" "♪ Every Witch Way ♪" "He doesn't wanna hear it." "Hey, Em." "What's up with your dad?" "Someone break is protractor?" "He's really mad at me because I missed the Big Brains interview." "I'm surprised he let you in." "Oh, yeah, I appealed to the teacher in him." "Told him I needed your math notes." "Do you?" "No, I need the keys to the school." "What?" "No!" "I'm already in enough trouble." "If he catches me stealing his keys," "I'll be 30 before he lets me out." "Who said anything about stealing?" "You could just make some copies by..." "Why do you wanna go to school anyway?" "Uh, I left my backpack at school and my Latin books are in there." "I didn't know you took Latin." "I... yeah, yeah, I just added it and... so I'm super far behind." "And that's why I need my textbooks A-S-A-P." "(Stretching sound)" "I also need to borrow Hex." "What for?" "Uh, well... my parents are out of town, and..." "I'm scared being all alone." "And since you're grounded and can't sleep over... (Stretching sound)" "(Gasping) Hey, what did you do!" "You're a horrible liar, Andi." "Just proving it." "I'm an awesome liar." "(Stretching sound)" "No!" "Are you going to tell me what's going on?" "I..." "I..." "Look, I can't." "It's for your own good." "Ah!" "And that's the truth." "Why is everyone always thinking they know what's best for me?" "You, Jax, Daniel, the council." "I'm the Chosen One." "I can take care of myself." "Wait... wait, where are you going?" "To brush my teeth." "One thing I can do without anyone telling me how I should or shouldn't be doing it." "Make sure you get the back molars over there." "Hey, my nose!" "Hex, look, I'm really not in the mood." "The keys?" "You found them?" "!" "Oh, thank you, thank you, you're the best!" "Hi." "Can we talk?" "Sure, come in." "Is something wrong?" "No." "Yes, I... wanna tell you the truth about me." "How 'bout a little light, Hex?" "Ah, that's more like it." "What..." "not true." "Just because I sleep with a nightlight does not mean I'm afraid of the dark." "(Beeping) Ahh!" "Oh, it's just my phone." "Don't be scared, Hexie, just my phone." "Uh... it's Katie." "She said she's at Daniel's house." ""You owe me, twice."" "Oh, thank you, Katie." "Okay, looks like we're going to Daniel's house." "We've got to find that crystal." "What if the Kanay girl has it?" "Don't worry, we'll get it." "I sent that eager humanite after it." "(Laughing) Miss Cruz." "Andi?" "Mmm." "But she doesn't have any powers." "She'll be doomed if she faces off with a Kanay." "She's resourceful, a bit annoying, but resourceful." "She'll get it." "I made her an offer she couldn't refuse." "What offer?" "If she gets the crystal," "I'll sponsor her as a guardian in training." "Wow." "So the principal killed your parents?" "They were trying to protect me, but with the crystal broken..." "It couldn't stop her." "It may not have anyway." "Chosen Ones are very powerful." "I'm sorry... about your parents." "And you've been living with your Godmother?" "Yes." "And I've been planning my revenge ever since." "Why are you telling me this?" "I want you to know that I'm not evil... they are." "Not Emma." "Maybe that's just what she wants you to believe." "Daniel, can you help us in the living room for a minute?" "Um..." "I'll be right there." "It's kind of an emergency." "We glued Tommy to the ceiling... accidentally." "Go." "I'll be right back." "Daniel?" "That was fast." "Guess again." "What are you doing here?" "Did you follow me?" "I'll ask the questions." "What are you up to, sneaking in here?" "Mrs. Miller let me in." "Ha, likely story." "But, yeah, me too." "What do you want?" "I want the crystal back and you to leave town." "Or what?" "Or I'll just hand you over to the council, and they'll deal with you." "I'd like to see you try." "What was that?" "Baby powder?" "Guardian's powder." "I came prepared." "Yeah?" "I hope you brought a sweater." "You know, I trained at a rodeo for a summer?" "Rope?" "Really?" "Don't you realize I could barbecue you?" "I'd like to see you try." "Oh, great, look what you did to Daniel's favorite beanbag!" "It was your fault!" "What do I use, what do I use?" "That was easier than I thought." "Why is your backpack shaking?" "Wait, don't touch it!" "Good move, Hex, way to throw the book at her." "Now finish her off with a hardcover slam!" "Enough!" "There!" "No more games!" "What do you have to say for yourself now?" "Oh, Andi, why are you giving me the cold shoulder?" "Ha." "Now, how do I get you out of here before Daniel comes back?" "Hex, where are you?" "It's time for bed." "They didn't." "They wouldn't dare." "(Philip grunting)" "Help, Andi!" "(Panting)" "Andi!" "(Grunting)" "Hex!" "Hex, help Philip!" "Help Philip help Andi!" "(Grunting)" "Andi!" "Thank... you." "Wh..." "where's Andi?" "Philip find." "Philip save Andi." "Sorry I took so long, they used so much g..." "Mia?" "T3!" "(All) We didn't do it!" "Andi?" "Hex?" "I know you took the keys." "Come out, I'm not mad." "Okay, I am, but come out anyway." "(Gasping)" "Andi?" "School is so spooky in the dark." "Turn on the light on my mark." "(Gasping)" "Hey." "Hey, Emma, fancy meeting you here." "Are you following me?" "No, I was just, uh... just early for school." "It's 10:30 p.m." "Right, that's too early." "I should go home and sleep." "Don't wanna oversleep and be late." "(Chuckling)" "Hey!" "Hey!" "The truth." "I'm getting a little sick of people lying to me." "Well, I was just worried about you." "So I followed you, I thought you were in trouble." "Why would you think that?" "My wizard sense." "Your wizard sense is nonsense." "Ouch." "I'm sorry." "I've just had a rough day." "And now Andi's missing with my dad's keys and the Hex." "Well, I can help you find them." "How?" "Well, have you got something of hers?" "Does this work?" "Yeah, hold onto it." "You're going to sniff her out?" "(Whimpering)" "You are." "(Grunting)" "Where..." "Andi?" "Hex go..." "Philip follow." "Oh, that was a lot of work." "And you got everything wet!" "(Huffs) You should be doing this!" "I..." "g-g-got you." "You have nowhere to run." "Uh... w-where are we?" "Is this your house?" "It is." "Which means you have nowhere to run." "Look, Mia, it's a lot more fun for me to take you down with my cool guardian's gear, but it's better for you if you just give me the crystal." "You're not a guardian, just a kid." "So are you." "I'm a Kanay." "That makes me way more powerful than you." "Join me, I need an ally." "What about Katie?" "I'm a little tired of Katie and her LARPing and her matching socks Monday and her incessant talk about being a Panther." "Yeah, that does wear thin quickly." "You've actually got some skills I can use." "I know that, but no thanks." "The witches will never make you a true guardian." "They will once I deliver the crystal." "So... what's it gonna be?" "The easy way or the fun way?" "The fun way." "I was hoping you'd say that." "(Inhales sharply)" "It looks like there was a fight." "Why do you say that?" "The distribution of the mess is consistent with a struggle." "We're mess experts." "Whose shoe is this?" "Let me see." "(Gasps)" "Smells like perfume and engine oil." "(Gagging)" "I know whose this is." "It's Andi's." "I'll be right back." "Where are you going?" "What do we tell Mom?" "Tell her I went to check on Mia." "What are we supposed to do with this?" "Bag it." "It could come in handy for... revenge." "Last chance!" "Give me the crystal or I'll..." "Or what, you'll bore me into a coma?" "Or you'll have to answer to the council." "Kanays don't answer to anybody." "Especially witches." "Why are you even doing this?" "You're not a witch." "No, but my best friend is." "Andi, I have no problem with you." "This is a Kanay/witch problem." "It doesn't have to be." "I know all about witches." "They're power-hungry, deceptive, and hate Kanays!" "But times have changed, okay?" "Just look at Diego and Maddie." "So... cute." "So in..." "love. (Gagging)" "Please, you're as disgusted as I am." "But not because Maddie's a witch." "Just because she's Maddie." "I get that." "Too bad you're on the wrong side." "Enough talking." "You had your chance." "Ha!" "Gotcha!" "A net?" "Really?" "That's the best you got?" "Oh!" "A cushion?" "Oh, please don't hit me." "Don't hit me with the..." "What... how did you just..." "What..." "let me go!" "Would love to stay here and hangout..." "Get it, hang out?" "But I've got things to do." "But don't worry, I'll find you a babysitter." "Whoa, what happened here?" "Hi, Emma." "Daniel's not here." "You got a dog?" "!" "What's its name?" "Jax." "(Scoffs) Like your friend?" "Uh, yeah." "But, um, he's not my dog." "I'm dog sitting." "Do you know where Daniel went?" "He's over at Mia's." "Don't tell her!" "Jax!" "Bad dog, let's go!" "Al... most... ah!" "Yes!" "Whoa!" "Oh, my... (Gagging)" "Engine oil and perfume." "Take that, Mia!" "(Door opening)" "Ugh, is that engine oil and perfume?" "Uh, my... my leg was just a little itchy." "Oh!" "What is this stuff?" "A little witches' brew." "Now you're stuck and I'm... not free." "Good thing I called for backup." "(Scoffing) Who, Katie?" "Like she's gonna... (Diego) Mia, are you down there!" "Whoa, Andi?" "Diego, thank goodness it's you, help me!" "No, help me!" "She froze me and took me prisoner!" "She was trying to Kanay-nap me and bring me to the council!" "So what's so urgent, Proxy?" "I was getting ready for bed and..." "Proxy?" "Diego's not here." "I'm the one that wants to talk to you." "I'm not speaking to you." "Oh, it's just like old times!" "Where's Proxy?" "How dare he trick me." "He had to leave." "Some kind of emergency." "He didn't say where." "(Gasps)" "I need to track him like a hound." "Show me where Diego can be found." "Proxy's at Mia's?" "Diego, come on, we've been friends for 10 years." "But we have a stronger bond... we're Kanays." "I swam into that dirty river to save your Bruiser Bear when we were six." "That was Daniel's Bruiser Bear." "She wants to serve me up on a platter to the witches." "You could be next!" "Look, aren't you friends with Emma, like, honestly... (Diego shouting)" "(All shouting)" "Maddie?" "What are you doing here?" "Me?" "What are you doing here?" "Mia said that she had an emergency." "Mia?" "What's going on here?" "Daniel, help me." "They have me prisoner." "Don't believe her!" "She turned me into a freezer pop, ask her." "Diego, untie Andi." "Okay." "How do you get this goo off?" "Daniel, don't free her, she's dangerous!" "This better not stain!" "So help me... (Shouting)" "Thank you, this was very uncomfort..." "Philip?" "Philip... save..." "Andi." "That's Philip." "He shouldn't be here." "Danny?" "What's... going on?" "(Jax) Is that Philip?" "Em, look who's back." "Oh, no." "Mia, what are you doing?" "Get behind me." "I'll get us out of here." "Nobody move." "Unless you want a million volts of lightning right between the eyes." "♪"