"How dare you steal my chicken?" "Steal my chicken!" "I'll eat you instead!" "Chicken...chicken..." "Chicken...chicken..." "Chicken...chicken..." "In honor of me... those who sold their bodies were called..." ""Chickens"" ""Chickens" flourished through the ages" "They reached their pinnacle during the Tang Dynasty" "In the capital Chang'an, today's Xi'an" ""academies" or brothels were considered... respectable businesses" "Master" "Master" "Delicate jade, scented dream" "Jade, flower and flute but not gold" "Short flute, piercing sound, plays forever" "Good day, master" "Sister, on second thought?" "Half my life lost with the river" "Play the flute, blossoms wither" "My mother is calling." "Excuse me" "You're stingy with love!" "Ah... master doesn't wish to haggle" "Nine-tenths, then?" "Finish yourself just before the nine yard mark..." "Yes or no?" "You don't get it?" "Let's replay using NICAM" "It's written right here" "The price includes sucking, licking and blowing" "Why the extra charges?" "Your dick is tiny, it'll take me forever" "Pay up or better luck next time" "Can I pay less just for a regular blow job?" "You're one cheap customer" "Just a blow job?" "You wasted my time" "Some other time the madam is calling me" "I was just kidding" "Do I look like a Cheapskate?" "How about a 10% discount?" "How about I do 90% of the work... and you finish yourself off, deal?" "Deal!" "When China entered the Republican era polygamy was outlawed" "But how can a man be faithful to just one woman for life?" "So men left their wives at home and visited brothels everyday" "Is that you, Master lp?" "It's been so long since your last visit" "Miss, this isn't my sort of thing" "But you're famous for banging ten at a time!" "Ma'am, I can "fight" ten at a time" "Fight or bang, whatever" "I have just the right opponents for you" "Granny, respect yourself!" "Drop the facade." "You're a regular at the Gold Pavilion!" "It was in the movie!" ""The Grandmaster" visits brothels" ""lp Man" is a faithful husband" "It'll take forever to boil water by burning $10 notes" "Use $100 or $500 notes" "In 1932, the government of British Hong Kong issued a ban... on prostitution" "Governor Peel ordered all western prostitutes... to stop working on June 30, three years ago" "But you girls are native ...you think?" "Due to your massive numbers the government has given you 3 years to switch careers" "No... no..." "That means, effective June 30, 1935 all brothels in Shek Tong Tsui will... shut down for good" "What's today's date?" "3O JUNE" "What time is it?" "11:55pm" "Burn it all" "Yes" " This will be our last" " Burn it" "Thirteenth Master" "Revlon" "That was the end of prostitution in HK..." "Get real" "Wherever there are men, there are prostitutes" "Afterwards, HK entered the "nightclub era"" "For more details about HK's nightclub era" "Please re-watch "Golden Chicken" 1  2" "Now that the HK nightclub scene is over" "How do people order chickens?" ""Secretary Mini"" ""I have a new contract for you." "When do you want to see it?"" "Just leave if it's urgent" "Dr. Tin, your phone's been ringing non-stop" ""Mother"" "Can't you see I'm operating?" "As a responsible doctor" "I never answer calls during surgery" " I'll be quick" " No calls" "Go on, get out" "Apply pressure here" "Today, all you need is a cell phone to order chicken" "It's also all a chicken needs to get customers" "Mr. Chan, Ms. Kim can be at the meeting in half an hour" "Please confirm, and I'll book the meeting room" "Mr. Chan, Ms. Kim can be at the meeting in half an hour" "Please confirm, and I'll book the meeting room" "Well..." "Honey!" "My name is Kam." "I'm not a secretary or a mother... but a "madam"" "Kammy, where were you?" "Fourth Uncle is waiting at the Four Seasons, Room 404" "Yes!" "More work!" "I'll soon buy you all" "Momo dear, go to Room 705 now; 705 is waiting" "He's balding." "Tell him he has lots of hair" "Ceci, don't go anywhere." "Stay!" "I have a big business for you!" "Really?" "Oh I am so happy!" "Just a few more steps." "It's the same old 403" "Hello" "Mom" "I'm coming for dinner" "Please ask Third Aunt to go easy on the MSG" "She uses too much every time but you know me" "I'm afraid of artificial stuff... that's right" "I've arrived." "His name is Chan?" "Yes, service him well" "No excuses" "I need the meeting materials to arrive in two minutes!" "I'm with the client now!" ""Wife"" ""You sent me the secretary's message by mistake." "Relax." "Work slowly."" "I know, I'll relax and work slowly" "What the hell?" "I said no big boobs." "Big boobs are fake!" "It's like this every time!" "Boss, it's a misunderstanding" "I used padding to create the illusion." "Look..." "It's flat" "Now this is an airport runway which means "real boobs"" "So organic." "Oh my god, it's so sexy..." "I'm so horny" "Thank you!" "You're welcome" "Clients rarely like flat-chested girls like you" "That's why for the sake of your future career development..." "I suggest that you enlarge your boobs" " Really?" " I can help you in this regard" "Visit me sometime" ""Dr. Tin Chung" "Plastic Surgeon"" "You grew up sleeping on your stomach, right?" "How did you know?" "My mom made me do the same" "Really?" "Madams used to only present chicks to customers." "But now..." "Chief Chen, your 10 cases of Dom Perignon 2003 have arrived" "I'll have them delivered today" "We offer a variety of services" "Madams take care of all of client needs" "Good morning, Chairman Chu." "It's Kam calling" "I just found the bag that Mrs. Chu had her eyes on" "Would you like to buy one to make her happy?" "How much?" "It's a steal, Chairman Chu... 790 thousand" "Alright!" "Thank you!" "Sleep-Ping" "What number are you?" "Thirty three" "Thirty three" "Chief Fung, I saved you a spot in line... for your son's dream kindergarten!" "Number 33" "So are you coming to Chief Chen's party tonight?" "Each day after 2pm..." "I must wake up all the girls" "If I fail, I'll hang myself" "Mona..." "MONA!" "WAKE UP!" "You're always late!" "What time is it?" "Get up now!" "No brown, no brown!" "Straight hair" "Straight hair makes me more young, you know?" "Perm look old, ok?" "I'll get you 25% off the Prada bag" "Come quickly, I'll take you there" "The busiest time of day for a madam is after 4pm" "You have to be ruthless to compete for customers..." "Jimmy, will we see you tonight?" "Really?" "La Madame saved two girls for you?" "Can you believe anything that liar says?" "She borrowed girls from my stable" "You're guaranteed two good ones tonight" "If not, come back to me!" "Fix your makeup, hike up your skirt" "Hey, Swarovski!" "Wait, where're you going?" "After you grab the clients, you grab the girls" "Including the floating population, HK has close to 4 million women 20,000 are prostitutes" "It's a 100% increase in ten years, meanwhile... the number of johns has multiplied by 3-fold" "That means grabbing girls is harder than grabbing clients" "Fai, what're you doing?" "Shooting" "Got any girls?" "Plenty!" "But we're doing "A Simple Life"" "I'll even take Ann Hui!" "Where are you going now?" "We promised La Madame first" "I don't want her talking behind my back" "Okay, hold on!" "Hi, La Ma'" "I'm sorry," "I didn't know you marked Mona and Liza" "I'm short on players before half-time." "Consider it a loan" "I'll release them by midnight" "I learned something new recently:" "Even in our profession... we must still respect elders" "It gets harder to do your work as you age" "Don't trouble yourself next time... to call about something so trivial" "Mona-n-Liza, you keep them" "La Ma' you have a big heart!" "Let's be friends in the next life!" "Our generation doesn't say such things anymore" "Thank you very much!" "Relax." "It's just work" ""Fly out" the hair..." "You make it more... curly... curly" "Madam Kam!" "Aim!" "Son of a..." "What?" "I slipped on the wet floor!" "Are your boobs okay?" "I'd sue the mall for millions if your boobs were damaged!" "You seems fine" "Go change now." "It's past 7pm!" "Come girls, get to work!" "Thank you!" "Quick..." "Candy, Mona, Liza, Afa and Mike," "You're up first." "Move!" "It's past seven" "He wants to break up with me..." "What a jerk!" "Can't he wait till after work?" "Now we're one short!" "Who's ready to go?" "I'm ready!" "A Disney girl?" "What's your name?" "I am Woo Loo" "Woo Loo or voodoo?" "Whatever" "Grab your bag." "Let's go" "Hello, bosses!" "How do you do?" "I'm Kam, Kam, Kam" "It's an evening of wine and fine ladies." "You'll be satisfied by both" "Good evening, bosses" "Boss, here's the first course:" "Alaska hairy king crab paired with Hokkaido milk pudding..." "Mona-n-Liza!" "Bosses, let me introduce two beauties..." "Woo... this is steep." "What a thrill" "She's Afa" "Boss" "Guess what color I'm wearing" "I don't know" "It's the...pink... color" "Boss, I haven't been introduced yet." "I'm Woo Loo" "They say rocking is bad for your back and your fortune" "But you won't be happy if you don't rock" "So, pick me!" "I'll be your ultimate fantasy" "You're guaranteed multiple orgasms" "I... do it all:" "aerial stunts, the upside-down positions... even the dragon-boat trick!" "Maybe for the next round?" "Boss!" "I also have a secret family skill" "Great!" "You can shave ice for us!" "I guarantee you can't get enough" "Shave the boss." "Shave him clean!" "I'll shave anything." "Just pay me more" "The toughest part of being a madam is not procuring... but maximizing the volume of clients each night" "Time management is the key" "All the girls under Madam Kam are well-trained" "Each knows in order to turn more tricks per night you need to quickly clear out the first client" "Finish by 12:30 you get more business" "Finish them off quickly!" "Madam Kam" "I'm done" "Good" "She must still be shaving ice" "Just pay me more" "We're here!" "Hurry!" "What took you so long?" "What a drag!" "I brought you snacks!" "Have some!" "Watch my dress!" "It's a crime to waste food" " Come, have some..." " I'm allergic to seafood..." "It stinks!" "Have a little" " We're going on a boat ride" " Eat this" "Thanks but I took seasickness pills." "Oh my god... a stretch limousine!" "BMW 7 series" "Mercedes AMG C61" "Aah...the latest Rolls Royce Phantom" "I see we have a car expert here" "As they say, better to cry in a BMW... than to laugh on a bicycle" "What car do you want to ride in?" "Any car, as long as you pay me" "A... hearse?" "I'm sorry" "Amitabha" "Depends on the price" "There's nothing wrong with selling your body" "But the price must be right... to respect your body... and appease my soul" "Let's start... ready?" "La Ma', how are you?" "Hi, Madam Kam" "I'm returning Mona-n-Liza to you." "Thank you so much!" "No need" "You keep them" "I'm getting married" "Congratulations!" "After all, I'm not getting any younger" "If I couldn't get hitched by my age, I'd be a real loser, right?" "Come see my husband." "Isn't he cute?" "He's Shaanxiese" "Very honest looking!" "Good for you" "What about you?" "You said you'd leave once you made enough" "When will that be?" "I'm leaving right now." "Let's go... to Chief Chen's Beach Party" "Sun's up!" "Get up!" "What?" "Get to work!" " It's beautiful!" " What is?" "The sun!" "Damn it!" "Don't you think?" "The sunrise is stunning" "I'm really sleepy" "Pick up the gong and drum, sing a song chewing gum..." "Stop, stop, stop!" "I didn't hire you to sing!" "It's a party, don't just stand around" "Strip and swim!" "Hurry!" "No, no, no..." "Go ahead without me" "Pull your neckline down lower" "How can I shoot if you wear so much clothes?" "Strip!" "More seductive..." "Turn around..." "Look at me, look..." "You don't even have boobs!" "Loser..." "Hey, you!" "That's extra!" "You... yes, you!" "Run to me!" "How did it go?" "Show me" "Good boobs, good attitude..." "But photos, no good" "What?" "Again?" " Sure" " Run!" "Relax... you're almost done, okay?" "Do I know you?" "My last name is Shu" "My full name is..." "Shu Fok (I.e. comfort)" "Let's get some comfort!" "Let's do one more" "This is awesome!" "Relax" "Okay" "Shiatsu King!" "That masseur..." "what's his name..." "Shu Fok... he stole two Hermes bags from me!" "Pardon?" "I didn't book a masseur?" "How much are those bags worth?" "150 each" "I lost 300 grand?" "Hire some wise guy to find that bastard!" "Like Ekin Cheng" "What about him?" "I saw him in concert." "He's the only wise guy I know" "Davie Bro, it's me, Kam, Boobie Kam!" "You sound hoarse." "Do you have a cold?" "Esophageal cancer?" "Don't talk!" "Get some rest." "Goodbye" "Bah Bro, it's Boobie Kam calling" "How are you?" "You're his son..." "Bah Bro passed away a few years ago?" ""Gordon Bro"" ""Jackie Boy"" "Hallelujah!" "Hello, Kam" "Thank you so much, Jackie Boy!" "I haven't kept in touch now I'm asking for help" "All the wise guys I know are gone except for you" "There are no wise guys anymore but lots of GOLDEN brothers" "After I posted your story on their forum... the brothers caught the thief within an hour" "A gigolo" "Is he?" "Be careful when you play" "I wasn't playing... well, thanks again" "You're welcome" "I owe you one" "Just save the good stuff for me" "How about a foursome?" "Thank you" "Your birthday is next month!" "You still remember?" "Gordon is leaving prison that day" "Should I... be there?" "Sounds like a plan" "If I'm not hung over, I'll be there" "Bye" "You're awesome" "Mr. Auyeung" "Madam Kam!" "Sit down, Madam Kam" "Alright" "Did they serve you well, Mr. Auyeung?" "Are you satisfied?" "Ahh... no" "No?" "Did you all slack off?" "Did you, Loo?" "I never slack off when it comes to money" "No, it has nothing to do with them" "I was talking about my Snowy-baby" "My Snowy-baby has suffered a lot" "Why does life treat my Snowy-baby so badly?" "She was my mistress for years, never asked for anything" "She just wanted good food" "If you like to eat, you naturally get fat, right?" "That's right" "She went on a diet for me" "That's nice..." "She lost 40 pounds!" "Amazing!" "She dropped down to 250 pounds!" "So skinny" "Then she was diagnosed with an incurable disease" "Huntington's Disease..." "Don't cry..." "Let's have a foursome?" "You'll all pamper me" "Of course..." "Make it an eightsome, okay?" "But Snowy still has one unfulfilled wish" "What?" "We lived as man and wife." "I'm satisfied" "I just have one last wish" "Just say it, I'll make it come true" "Before I die, I want to have a taste of my idol..." "Louis Koo" "Mrs. Auyeung's appetite is bigger than yours!" "Louis Koo is just a small time actor" "I called his manager, for a quote" "What's his price?" "I asked him, how much for a quickie?" "How much for a night?" "So how much was he?" "Son of a... he said he was fully booked!" "He couldn't even spare an hour?" "I'll pay any price, just name it!" "So, how much did he want?" "How much?" "He said, sir... call us again and we'll call the police" "He's just a spray-tanned b-list actor" "My Snowy is afraid of the dark" "I don't understand why she wants him" "I want him too" "Me too..." "But I really want to grant her last wish" "Aha..." "Why are you staring at me?" "You think I can find a Louis Koo for you?" "Yes, you can" "A friend of mine owns a nightclub in Bumfuk China" "He has a stable of celebrity look-alikes" "One is a dead ringer for Louis Koo!" "Are you sure?" "It's true!" "My Snowy is gravely ill." "She can't think straight" "We just need to find a 60% look-alike for her" "We'll fulfill her wish while she's in a daze" "The Koo look-alike is arriving tomorrow" "Check him out, make sure he looks the part, okay?" "I'm at the Golden Bauhinia Square" "Where are you?" ""Bumfuk int'l Entertainment City"" "Hey, over here!" "Come over..." "Hi" "You must be Madam Kam" "Yes, you must be Louis Koo" "Just Bumfuk Louis Koo" "Lets get in the car?" "Say... you have a big set" "So do you" "After you, Kam" "Careful" "First of all, thanks for inviting me" "I've sung in nightclubs for over 20 years" "This is my first gig overseas" "Is that so?" "Yes" "Is this your first time visiting HK?" "I've visited several times, but not dressed like this" "Not many people took notice of me" "Kam, have you ever experienced Bumfuk?" "I rarely... go that far..." "Bumfuk is fun!" "Come over sometime" "It doesn't take long to get to Bumfuk" "Okay, I'll think about it..." "Louis, do you mind if I restyle you just a little?" "You think this is too plain?" "Not at all." "You have great style!" "But HK Louis Koo doesn't have such good taste" "Go back to your mother!" "Do you shit with your mouth and think with your ass?" "Yes, step on it!" "I hope you die!" "Where were we?" "Dress more like Louis Koo" "Well... you decide" "Just don't make me look like a mute donkey" "What do you mean?" "A dumb ass" "Louis Koo must be a dumb ass" "It's Louis Koo!" "Damn!" "The chicks here all have big tits!" "It's better if you don't talk" "Hello, everyone, I'm Bumfuk Louis Koo" "Hello, Mr. Auyeung..." "Let go of my nuts, asshole!" "What's wrong with you?" "You're screwing my wife!" "When did I ever screw your wife?" "You will, in a bit!" "You're the one who hire him to screw Snowy-baby!" "$0?" "If you can't take it, call it off" "But her wish will be unfulfilled if he doesn't screw her" "That's right, now let go of my nuts!" "I don't want to!" "You're screwing my wife!" "I'll pay you double for your trouble" "No problem then, grab my nuts!" "Grab my tits too if you want" "Ayah, I'm exhausted" "It's double, right?" "Don't talk or you'll be exposed as soon as you open your mouth" "I know, just act like Louis Koo" "Give me a demo" "Like this?" "What's wrong?" "This reminds me of a crawling piss" "What?" "It's CREEP-PEE" "Move!" "Snowy-baby, look who I brought you?" "Oh Louis!" "O speak again, bright angel!" "For thou art" "As glorious to this night, being o'er my head" "As is a winged messenger of heaven" "Is she possessed?" "She's just high from the morphine" "When she's high, she recites Shakespeare" "This isn't normal." "She's scary" "Take her hand..." "Take her hand!" "Look, Louis Koo is here!" "It's him, Louis..." "Just follow her" "What is a youth?" "Impetuous fire" "What is a maid?" "Ice and desire" "The world wags on..." "The river's flowing, time is passing" "Once it runs out, we've got to, have to, ought to break up" "Are you Louis Koo?" "It's him alright" "Louis Koo, French kiss me" "Not a chance!" "To hell With it!" "My Snowy-baby!" "My Snowy-baby!" "I was deeply moved" "I'm so screwed" "Now the girls will mark me as the lowest Hindu caste" "What's that?" "Untouchable" "Does it burn?" "Dr. Zhi" "Can you make my nipples pink with needles?" "Use spray paint." "It comes in all colors" "It works on whatever color nipples you have" "Why don't you visit us anymore?" "Because I've stopped ordering chicken in HK" "How could you quit ordering chicken?" "I still order but I want good quality chickens... fresh meat, cheap" "Where do you go?" "If you want quality and cheap prices, go to Japan!" "The Japanese Yen has plummeted!" "You're not afraid of radiation emissions?" "No emission scares me more" "I thought the Japanese didn't service foreigners" "Like you... they can pick and choose when business is good" "With their economy in such a mess, beggars can't be choosers!" "It's the never-give-up mentality!" "You take a trip to Japan with your girls" "Find out how they run brothels and how women do it in Japan" "I have lots of contacts there!" "Once you arrive, find Asshi Konpon" "It's 405!" "#405, 2nd Avenue, Kabukicho... this is it" "Excuse me!" "Someone's here" "He's hot." "Is he a pro?" "I hate Japs the most!" "Don't you dare come over!" "What are you doing?" "How much?" "Japanese men never change their hairstyles" "Eh?" "You're from HK!" "Alright!" "Please help us" "We're looking for this man:" "Asshi Konpon" "That's me, Asshi Konpon" "Konpon is his Japanese name;" "his real name is Gun" "Once you meet him, you'll want to call him..." "Asshi" "We just arrived from HK..." "It's stuck!" "What's wrong?" "I can't open it..." "What's the matter?" "Stop pushing!" "Pull!" "Got it" "What an Ass...hi..." "A mysterious black hole..." "Look at the size" "This place is huge" "This place is a blow job parlor" "Does anyone know what happens in a blow job parlor?" "What?" "Blowjobs" "I see." "How?" "Well... we don't do it here;" "this side is for clients only" "Then can you show us the other side," "Ass...hi san?" "You want to check out the other side?" "Of course" "I'll lead the way then" "Good." "Let's go!" "Is anyone opposed?" "No." "Why would we?" "We're going" "Yes." "Chop chop!" "Hello" "Good evening." "This is cute" "This side is a working girl's heaven" "Why, do they blow customers here?" "Not exactly." "Customers don't come in here" "They'll enjoy the service from the other room" "Telepathic-blowjobs?" "That takes skill... and more money!" "Dumb ass!" "The customer first picks a girl" "then sticks his dick in the hole" "The girl on this side does the rest" "You might just as well have a man blowing them behind the wall wright?" "That's right" "Takuya" "The Blowjob God" "It's Takuya... the Blowjob God!" "Takuya!" "My idol" "It took several years before they figured out I was a man" "We're your die-hard fans!" "Back then, I made enough to afford sushi everyday" "Life was easy" "Now that I'm famous, everyone wants to challenge me" "Boss Asshi set up this" ""Marathon dick-sucking contest"" "The top three contestants get freebies" "Now they all jerk off at home before they come to me" "Have you noticed how stiff my mouth is?" "Sometimes, even I order tofu, I can't take a bite" "How sad!" "If men get good at it, we'll be out of a job!" "It's true." "Men give the best blowjobs" "Men know what men want" "But if you're not afraid of hard work" "I can teach you... for free" "For free?" "For free!" "If we learn from you, we'll out-blow the competition in HK!" "It's a deal..." "Why not do an internship?" "Learn and make money at the same time" "That's the do-anything-for-money spirit of HK!" "Yeah!" "Don't you take me for a sucker" "You' good" " Pick your hole and get to work!" " Okay!" "Why do the holes come in different sizes?" "Because men's dicks come in... different sizes" "The bigger it is, the longer it takes, the more you charge" "A bigger hole means more money!" "This is tiny" "This is still small" "Too small" "This one is mine..." "Yeah!" "Idiot, that big hole is for bento box deliveries" "I knew Jap dicks couldn't be that big" "I'll teach you some tricks" "Yes!" "Men getting blowjobs don't get excited about climaxing" "They want to hold out and not come" "It's like getting movie stars on set" "The more you suck up to them the more they refuse to come" "So stars, are you ready?" "Go for it" "Learn from a pro" "Yes!" "You're screwed" "No pay and you have to pay out" "That really hurts" "Let me teach you a trick" "Read less" " Read less?" " I read less with tabloids" "Read less?" "Read-less" "Oh... relax" "You must relax your larynx and a certain involuntary muscle make that involuntary muscle voluntary" "Okay?" "Okay" "There's an helpful exercise." "Follow me" "Have you loosened up?" "I'm not loose" "She's loose, she tries first" "Ingenious!" "No one could mess up with such a short banana" "Just watch" "I'll take the largest one!" "Are you sure?" "Wait..." "This is not a banana" "It's... an umbrella" "Umbrella is big" "Even I can't handle that" "I knew that!" "I'd swallow even a Toyota if it paid more" "This is a big one" "Show me what you can do" "Go for it, go for it..." "Snap, snap..." "Deeper, deeper..." " What is it?" " She's choking!" " Are you alright?" " Cough it up!" "Don't worry" "I'll call 911" "Keep it UP!" "Everyone worked hard today" "You've worked hard" "Thank you" "You've worked hard" "Thank you" "Thank you." "Thank you" "Now you know this isn't easy money" "It's harder than being screwed" "Being a prostitute is even tougher than I imagined" "Jap dicks are so small" "I had to work extra hard!" "We should charge more!" "That's right!" "Since it's so tough, want to switch to something else?" "It's called "20 second subway grope"" "Once lights go out... everything is up for grabs for 20 seconds, it's that simple" "Sometimes clients are forgetful they leave lots of expensive souvenirs behind" "No luck today" "Only a Casio and a Seiko" "Better than nothing 20 seconds a pop, that's 2 pops every minute!" "That's right, 120 per hour" "If I work 9 hours a day that's a thousand a day that's a thousand pops a day" " You're nuts" " I don't get it 20 seconds a pop, 60 seconds per minute" "Why not do 3 pops per minute?" "That's 180 pops per hour!" "Why just work only 8 hours a day?" "I can work round the clock 24/7!" "Look..." "I can sleep." "They grope..." "I'm not awake!" "What about bathroom breaks?" "I can shit as I work, you see..." "You earn a lot more doing 6,000 pops a day!" "Wait till you try it" "How do you do?" "So you're a "doctor"?" "Not a veterinarian, I hope..." "Feelgood?" "It feels good 1,000 yen extra" "More... more..." "More... more..." "More..." "Good evening" "How do you do?" "What a stink!" "No deal..." "Grope me!" "Sure" "What's your problem?" "I'm Japan's #1 Dentist!" "Show me your teeth!" "My hand is caught!" "I'm not happy!" "Jap Pig!" "Relax... it'll be over in a flash" "Bring it on!" "You have cavities" "Damn!" "This is worse than the blow job parlor!" "What's wrong?" " I'm stuck!" " 3,2,1!" "Where's my money?" "Thanks for groping me" "How much is there?" "Thank you..." "Thanks a lot" "I've been in Japan a long time" "No one ever accepted my invitation" "You worked hard..." "You worked hard..." "Homesick?" "Did you like it?" "I'm glad I could help... as long as you're happy..." "One more" "Madam Kam, count me in" "I have a cold, I can't smell a thing" "Count me in too!" "When I grew up in the village, I even ate shit" "It's alright." "Just pay me more" "Deal!" "I've never had a foursome before." "Come..." "Ew... it really stinks" "Fine!" "Let's make it a foursome, boss!" "We can handle worse!" "I'll go first!" "It sure smells... worse than shit" "What a stink!" "My god..." "Comfy, boss?" "It really stinks" "Girls, don't quit!" "Boss" "You smell good" "You cleared my nasal passage" "Madam Kam, you alright?" "Joey Ma!" "Kam!" "Joey Ma!" "Give me a kiss first!" "My turn!" "Aren't they bouncy?" "What's up?" "When you were a gigolo, women drooled over you" "They queued up to bang you everyday" "We still have a queue now" "You still play "duck"?" "Papa!" "Madam!" "But ducks make more money now!" "My boys are different" "They have it up here and down here" "But I only like it "here"" "I'll take care of that" "YEAH!" "...Papa Joey?" "You don't know the rules" "Looloo" "This boy is fun." "Chat with him" "I'm sorry" "I don't speak Hindi or Urdu" "We can't talk" "My Cantonese is probably better than yours" "We speak the same dialect..." "We speak the same dialect..." "Bite your tongue!" "Speak for yourself!" "He talked back to me" "Then hit him!" "He told me to hit you!" "I dare you, jerk!" "Don't call me "jerk"!" "I'll smash your head in..." "Hey" "This is how we entertain here" "Don't call me "jerk"!" "Venting frustrations..." "I see!" "Good." "Hit me!" "I can take lots of beatings, I was in the special forces" "But I had a sex addiction..." "No one wants to hear your sob stories." "Get lost!" "You... only perverts wear sunglasses in the dark!" "Tell your 10 worst secrets" "If you can't, you two French kiss!" "I'm handsome." "I'm a billionaire, I think" "And third?" "Um..." "I love you very much!" "You love me?" "You two French kiss!" "Come on, baby!" "Keep it UP!" "This is fun!" "What are you looking at?" "Your legs" "What's so special about them?" "I can't resist, they're so thick" "Shut up, asshole!" "Hear me out" "No matter how thick your legs are..." "I love you just the same" "Take me away with you" "Huh?" "You mean to a motel?" "My price is..." "Looloo..." "Why aren't you playing?" "I'm confused!" "We're spending our hard-earned money... venting on men?" "If I need to vent, I just punch the air." "Look!" "It works just fine!" "If you earn lots but don't spend, you won't be happy" "I can't help it, it's my nature" "Whenever I see people with lots of money" ""not spending" gives me a high!" "So don't force me to change" "If I change, I won't be myself anymore" "When I can't be myself, I'm unhappy" "You're right!" "But I'm paying tonight" "Really?" "You should've said so sooner!" "Joey, get me another date." "I want to have fun!" "Hins, off you go" "Sorry man!" "Thank you!" "Loo, we have a star who takes any beating" "Any beating at all?" "I'm King Duck Mikey!" "What?" "Don't you hate me inside and out?" "You want to smash a bottle over my head, don't you?" "Happy?" "It's just a prop!" "It's fake!" "Use a real bottle!" "But you can't smash a real bottle on your head." "It's fake in movies" "I'll show you" "The bottle won't break but my head will!" "Come on!" "Don't take it so seriously" "Sorry... don't take it so seriously" "That's why he's Duck King" "He can take worse!" "Mikey!" "More!" "More!" "More..." "If you drink all 36 cans without throwing up" "I'll give you a 10 grand bonus" "Just one more!" "Don't quit!" "You can do it!" "Come on!" "More!" "More!" "More..." "Pay more!" "Pay more!" "Keep it UP" "I did it!" "What about down here?" "I wet my pants!" "I still have more!" "Hats off to you!" "If you're lost at work and forget how to love" "please look out the window and think of me" "If you lose your money, you'll be very sorry..." "Just be yourself" "What... happened to your mainland ascent?" "I'd do anything to make money... except lose myself" "Please look out the window and think of me" "My every heartbeat will find its way to you... the love of my life" "My true self is reserved for the one I love" "Give me drink!" "Where were you?" "Trying to get Mikey back here" "He wants to take the money and run!" "Not so easy!" "I had to change my pants" "Happy birthday to you..." "Happy birthday to Madam Kam..." "So touching" "Thank you!" "Your birthday is next month!" "You still remember?" "Gordon gets out of prison that day" ""1996 New Year's Eve"" "Fai Bro, no more bitching, just drink!" "Who's bitching?" "I was bored to death in Canada everyday!" "I should never have left..." "HK is fun!" "Bro, we're "taxmen"!" "We're powerless outside our jurisdiction!" "Bro, stay here with us" "Witness the arrival of a new epoch in HK!" "Bravo!" "Are you alright?" "Gordon!" "Was that you?" "Whoever threw up is the bitch!" "It wasn't me" "Brother Gordon, feel better?" "Have some tea" "What's your name?" "I'm Kam, Boobie Kam" "I see... where did you get these?" "A lucky draw" "You're quite lucky" "Yes!" "Kam" "If you ever run into trouble, just call me!" "Let me massage your temples... oops!" "I, Gordon, is not a weakling" "Big Brother is superman" "What're you doing?" "Hands off my boss!" "Hands off my boss!" "Kam, listen..." "I can't protect you if you attack me in public again" "He dumped me... he dumped me" "He dumped you because he's stupid!" "Everyone!" "If no one wants Kam..." "I, Brother Gordon will take her!" "Wow, Brother Gordon is so manly..." "Kam is so lucky" "Give her some tea!" "Kam" "You've gotten hotter" "Have I?" "You know how much I missed you?" "But my name wasn't on your visitors list" "Brother Gordon didn't want you to see him weak" "I really missed you!" "Whenever I think of you..." "I get an erection" "For real?" "For real" "I've got your favorite pair of tinted glasses" "Jackie is waiting" "Let's go" "Boss is now a shopping mall" "Neighborhood used to be packed at night." "Now... it's only busy in the daytime" "Lots of people shop here." "." "Look at the long queues" "What?" "Can you tell me how to get to Club Bboss?" "What did you say?" "Club Bboss?" "Brother, do I know you?" "It's just ahead" "Thank you" "Let's get baby formula next..." "Jackie Boy!" "Big Brother!" "Long time no see..." "Long time..." "No see your ass..." "I couldn't come because of work..." "Time for retribution!" "We're in public!" "Does the boss need a permit to beat people now?" "No..." "Big Brother, I was working..." "Boss!" "What now?" "Go over to there first..." "What are you doing?" " Let's talk..." " About what?" "Chop chop, Jackie Boy..." "Let off some steam..." "What's going on?" "Get up!" "Nowadays lots of people upload footage on the internet youtube or Facebook, you know..." "Everyone sees it..." "We'll be caught..." "Enough!" "What do you do now?" "A tour guide?" "It's just temporary." "Now that you're out, we're back in business!" "Kam!" "Wait for me at Hung Boy's tavern tonight" "Who's that?" "Baby-faced Hung..." "Never heard of him" "I'll whatsapp you!" "Take Boss for a drive with my car" "I have to get back to work." "Let's talk tonight?" "Alright..." "We'll talk tonight!" "He's nuts, right?" "Let's keep Shopping" "Beware of nutcases..." "Let's go" "Ever since you decided to go away" "No one knows how bad I feel" "I'm not in the mood for parties don't want to ask after friends" "Ever since you left and didn't come back" "Nothing is the same anymore" "No reason for me to get up early" "No pillows to rest my head" "Now that you're gone" "My only joy in life is lost" "Hong Kong is no longer part of my world" "Pretend I'm traveling overseas" "The sun may sets but my spirits rise" "To brothels where there's no hotties" "To brothel where there's only mummies" "Kam" "Back then, I fought my way out of Tuen Mun... moving down Castle Peak Road" "I conquered Yau Oi, Sam Shing, Cafeteria Beach, Gold Coast" "Siu Lam, Sham Tseng, Ting Kau, Tsuen Wan..." "Why don't you take Tuen Mun Road?" "It's faster..." "Sham Sui Po, Mongkok, Yau Ma Tei, Tsim Sha Tsui and Tsim Tung" "My territory spread across the harbor to Wanchai, Causeway Bay and eventually Lan Kwai Fong!" "In those days everyone knew Brother Gordon" "People still know you, Boss" "If no one wants Kam." "." "I, Gordon Bro, will take her!" "I wouldn't cry if I could laugh... wouldn't be lonely if I found my soul mate" "Pity that I've never met her" "How could a wanderer like me get close to anyone?" "Bravo..." "Your turn?" "I wouldn't cry if I could laugh... wouldn't be lonely if I found my soul mate" "Pity that I never met her." "How could a wanderer like me... ever find love?" "You said love is a trap... that you can't bear..." "Tonight I'll hit the road again" "No need to love me anymore" "Big Bro" "I thought you sold it" "Never!" "I'd rather sell my ass than your watch" "This watch is worth half a million now" "I'm taking this watch with me to my grave!" "Jackie Boy, I'm out" "It's time to reclaim Tsim Tung, my old turf!" "Then can you manage a few blocks for me?" "Sure!" "We juniors know only one thing" "If Big Brother is good, we're good" "Good!" "We'll do well" "Call Godfather now" "See what jobs he has for me" "Godfather..." "William So?" "The pop singer?" "How's he doing?" "His "Your Somebody" was amazing..." "Enough!" "Hush!" "Our Godfather, Brother Fly is handsome!" "He's way out of your league" "Just call him." "Let's drink!" "Your dancing... almost gave me a hard-on" "What's up with you two?" "My phone keeps vibrating" "I just called Godfather." "Perhaps he whatsapped you?" "Read it out loud for your Big Brother" "He said, gather a 100 men at Tsim Tung tomorrow" "Tomorrow Big Bro will show you how to kick ass!" "Can't you put some clothes on?" "You're making me hot" "Jackie Boy, what have you got me here?" "I need men!" "The number you dialed is unavailable at this time..." "Brother Gordon!" "Why are you here?" "Jackie's tied up." "I dropped by to see if I can help you" "I'd be damned if you can!" "Get lost!" "Maybe I can!" "Put away the knife!" "We're buying G Dragon's concert tickets to scalp!" "G what?" "G Dragon, one of Korea's hottest singers!" "People queue up for a Korean concert?" "He's not Andy Law.!" "We want Andy Lau too!" "100 center court seats, how much?" "That's all?" "I'll take 20 more" "Center court, eh?" "The world has changed!" "I can make 50 grand with 100 G Dragon tickets" "I bet more than that on a horse race!" "But G Dragon is the coolest!" "Why so serious?" "Why so serious?" "Get your crayon-crayon!" "Your style went out of fashion, Brother Gordon" "This is now..." "Why so serious?" "Follow me..." "Why so serious?" "You're hard..." "It's my phone" "You have a whatsapp message" "Godfather keeps "watapp" me all day" "How does it work?" "I'll show you" "To whatsapp me, find my name first..." "Select "Kam" then send me a message" "Write with your finger..." "Why waste time writing when I can call you directly?" "You don't want to write?" "Then press the mic..." ""Hi Kam!", let go and it's sent" "Why waste time recording when I can call you directly?" "The world has changed" "People don't want to converse" "They don't want an answer back, they don't want to listen" "They prefer talking to themselves" "Like what you're doing now?" "Yes!" "Hi, Kam..." "Then I get the message." "You try..." "You still have an unopened message from Godfather" "How do I open it?" "Try it yourself" "Press the green button" "Then what?" "Press again to enter..." "Right" "It's Godfather alright!" "He says..." ""Gordon, a real job tomorrow, a meaningful one this time"" ""The Chief Executive is making a public speech"" ""Take some brothers with you and heckle him off the stage!"" "Good!" "Kam, HK still needs us!" "Kam" "I haven't forgotten the half million you lent me for my legal bills" "I'll pay you back with interest as soon as possible!" "I know you will" "I love HK!" "Support the government!" "I love HK!" "Support the government!" "Fight Real Estate Hegemony!" "Housing for everyone!" "Fight Real Estate Hegemony!" "Stop Baby Formula Trafficking!" "Safeguard Supplies!" "Oppose the government!" "Oppose..." "Oppose..." "Support the government!" "What're you doing over there?" "Support the government!" "What are you opposing?" "Who do you think you are?" "I'm a supporter" "I belong to the supporters!" "Come over and support... our side" "Support us to oppose..." "Are you against me?" "..." "You're confusing me!" "Support..." "Time for retribution!" "Step outside!" "Step outside!" "Let's go." "I have to punish you!" "Why are you here?" "If you don't stay on your side" "YOU Won't get paid!" "I don't want it!" "I want it !" "Let's" "Sir, I'm still in..." "You were against me?" "Boss, it's all fake." "It's just a show!" "They paid us to play a part!" "What are we doing?" "What happened to the world?" "A lot has changed." "You can't turn back the clock, if you want to survive!" "Just follow the status quo!" "You mean be like you and peddle baby formula?" "Better still, become an extra and pretend to protest!" "It's just a job, Boss!" "Don't take it so seriously!" "Otherwise you're screwed!" "It's not how we did things in the old days!" "We knew the difference between right and wrong..." "The past is..." "Shut up and listen!" "I refused to work as a valet in Tsim Tung" "When Godfather asked me why," "I said, "it's beneath me!"" "So who's a valet now?" "Why bother?" "No one remembers those things!" "No one remembers Tsim Tung Big Brother Gordon" "Tsim Tung Brother Cream?" "Maybe" "I don't care!" "Your Big Brother... wants to reclaim Tsim Tung to restore his honor!" "Are you... with me?" "You haven't been my Big Brother for a long time" "I..." "Wise guys only know one Big Brother it's called "money"" "Wake up, Big Brother" "The world has changed" "The world has changed" "The world has changed" "The world has changed" "We have changed" "No idol can shine forever" "No applause is everlasting" "The world has changed" "The world has changed" "The world has changed" "The world has changed" "Brother Gordon, what happened to you?" "Don't ask, let's just go" " Where?" " Just go!" "For a midnight snack?" "..." "What's wrong?" "We don't belong in HK anymore!" "Then, where do we belong?" "HK is doomed!" "At least you can still work and make money!" "I'm a Big Brother!" "Not some lousy errand boy!" "I want to rebuild "Bboss"!" "Are you with me?" "Of course, you have my undying support... forever" "Good!" "Kam" "I owe you half a million" "Plus interest, it comes to 2.5 million" "I owe you 2.5 million!" "Now lend me another 1.5 million" "When I make it back, I'll pay you 5 million" "Okay?" "Brother Gordon" "That's my retirement fund..." "Reopening Bboss takes a lot of money" "Nowadays no one knows about Bboss anymore" "Okay, I'll just call Brother Fly." "He said he'd back me..." "Once I got out of prison !" "I just need to get a hold of him..." "Here we go..." "It's ringing" ""Brother Gordon"" "Brother Fly died years ago" "Silly girl!" "Why didn't you just tell me from the start?" "Because I wanted to show you how... the world has changed!" "We queue up, scalp concert tickets... that's how we make a living" "Why so serious?" "I got n!" "I, Gordon, owe you half a million" "I'll pay you back" ""Gordon:" "I finally learned to use whatsapp"" "Half a million?" "How did he get half a million?" "Kam, they say Gordon has gotten friendly with Drug Dealer Ken" "He's smuggling heroin?" "He's leaving by boat at dawn" "He'll get himself killed!" "He'll die!" "If no one wants Kam..." "I, Brother Gordon will take her!" "Step on it, driver!" "I, Gordon, vow..." "I won't let my woman work the streets!" "Brother Gordon!" "Brother Gordon!" "Why are you dressed like this?" "Go home!" "Jackie said you met with Drug Dealer Ken!" "You're dead if you get caught!" "Dealer Ken is just an old friend!" "What are you smuggling?" "Now Ken only smuggles... baby formula!" "Is that what you're doing?" "I'm immigrating!" "Where?" "Slovenia!" "Slow what?" "Don't you get it?" "Slovenia is a signatory of the Schengen Agreement" "I'll get a Slovenian passport in a few years then go to Spain, Italy, France..." "What will you do in France?" "Conquer Chinatown" "Then bring you over to live the good life with me!" "Are you done?" "Set sail!" "Brother Gordon!" "Go now." "Take care" "Go home" "Brother Gordon!" " Bye-bye" "Brother Gordon!" "Where's your Rolex?" "That old thing is only worth 700,000" "No point in keeping it" "The past is past." "I know that now" "But I'm a Big Brother!" "I have my honor to maintain!" "Lose at one table, I take my chances at the next!" "Kam" "You were the only one there for me... when I got out of prison" "You deserve Brother Gordon's love" "But Brother Gordon... no longer exists!" "Even if the whole world forgets you you'll always be my Brother Gordon!" "You can win everything back that you've lost!" "I don't have any chips left" "Look, I'm Wonder Woman!" "We can partner up and revive Tsim Tung!" "Kam" "You're right, we belong here" "If we can make it, we make it here!" "Kam" "We're partners from now on" "Whatever you say, Big Brother" "The sun may sets but my spirits rise" "Fake northerners are no surprise" "Their boobs sag as soon as they undress" "As we help each other fight, we can travel far" "If we're steadfast, the future is ours" "Dry your tears" "Climb over mountains, see beyond the stars" "Setbacks force us to fight." "Like waves in the sea" "Hope carries us forward to the beacon of light" "This spray-tanned singer really sucks." "How much is he?" "10 grand" "What?" "That's what he pays us" "He just wants an audience." "He's a big kingpin in Bumfuk!" "Madam Kam!" "He's..." "Brother Gordon!" "How do you do?" "Handsome stranger, come perform more often" "I will." "I had a great time today" "I'll pay you triple..." " Thanks" " Let me sing two more songs" "Please do!" "Let's sing a duet..." ""No Return to Sword Mountain"" " Yeah!" " You first, sing like Roman Tam!" "Roman Tam?" "Despite my many skills..." "That's not the song!" "And you sang horribly." "Let me do it" "Sure" "No return to Bumfuk" "Courage overcomes..." " He's good!" " Isn't he?" "Kam san..." "Good morning!" "When did you arrive?" "...!" "Sensai, Takuya san" "He's Brother Gordon" "I'm in HK to judge the "Blow Like Takuya Contest"" "I read that this place has good food" "I want to try the geoduck sandwich!" "Can't understand a word he said" "Geoduck... yum!" "We've got a big one over there!" "I can't wait!" "Go on!" "Mr. Au-yeung!" "How come you're alone?" "I'm not alone, my wife is somewhere..." "Here she is... allow me to introduce her..." "Sure" "This is my wife, Rihanna" "Hi" "Kam, you have quite the collection of friends" "It's true" "What about that sucker over there?" "It's Professor Chan!" "Did you have plastic surgery?" " Recognize me?" " You look much better now!" "Professor Chan." "Gordon" "Today's me surpassed the me of yesterday" "Today I'm Legislator Che Chan" "My slogan is:" ""Speak for the People;" "when Government won't listen"" "I know you're good with numbers." "But political activist?" "I did the math!" "A legislator salary is 80 grand a month" "I go to meetings when I want and throw eggs" "They kick me out within 5 minutes" "The effort to return ratio is amazing!" "Brother!" "You make a lot of sense" "What do you think of our restaurant?" "Kam..." "You're paying 150 grand a month for rent... on top of renovations, overhead and staff" "But you're selling cheap fast food?" "You'll only clear 300 grand tops" "But you also have to support this... brother" "It's doesn't make economic sense" "Brother!" "That's where you're wrong!" "Where did you find this guy?" "Big Brother, give me some face..." "Take him inside first" "Kam?" "You too?" "Get up!" "Get in there!" "Get in there!" "How did you come up with such an idea?" "You turned the exploitation of women into... a lucrative, respectable partnership!" "Enjoy!" "Look, business is thriving." "Double or nothing!" "Let's open a chain." "I can pay you back sooner" "No hurry" "Money isn't everything" "What matters is that Big Brother has respect" "Look, they've all come for you" "Kam it's because of your charm and integrity" "They're all your friends" "No" "Big Brother" "Dear brother!" "It's Godfather" "Hush!" "It's Chinese New Year." "No sadness!" "It's really him" "That's the Godfather" "Brother Gordon!" "Godfather!" "Kam" "The day you ran away with your somebody..." "Brother Gordon, that's out" "Then what's in" "This:" "The sun sets but my spirits rise" "Night falls but there's no fear in my eyes" "Hope will be renewed at first light" "As we help each other fight, we can travel far" "If we have faith, the future is ours" "Dry your tears, climb over mountains" "See beyond the stars" "The sun sets but my spirits rise" "Night falls but there's no fear in my eyes" "Hope will be renewed at first light" "As we help each other fight, we can travel far" "If we have faith, the future is ours" "Dry your tears, climb over mountains" "See beyond the stars" "Setbacks force us to fight, like waves in the sea" "Hope carries us forward to the beacon of light" "Setbacks force us to fight, like waves in the sea" "Hope carries us forward to the beacon of light" "A client specifically asked for me." "Who bestowed this honor?" "Hello" "Hi" "The Chief Executive has spoken!" "Even you call me that, no wonder I feel so stressed lately" "Help me relax?" "Help the Chief Executive?" "Yes!" "You must run for the Chief Executive office!" "No!" "You must do it!" "I even thought of slogans:" ""if Andy Lau runs HK, he'll give us endless treat"" ""No need to flee HK with Andy as our Chief"" "You be the judge" "Can this man be our Chief Executive?"