"Episode 7 Pippi  the First Snow" "Good morning, Mr. Nilsson." "Don't forget to wash up this morning." "You have such a smart face." "Did you pee the bed?" "Yes, I'm talking to you!" "Not wet ..." "I'm sorry, Mr. Nilsson." "It's snowing!" "Tjolahej tjolahopp!" "(singing) What do I think of when the white snow's all around?" "What do I think, what do I think, what do I think when the white snow is all around." "What do I think when the nice white snow is all around?" "I think I'll be eating turnips, black pudding and caramels." "How much is three times five?" " Fifteen." "And what about five times three?" " It is ..." "It's also fifteen." "What do you call baby pigs?" " Piglets." "And baby sheep?" " Lambs." "How much is three times five?" " Fifteen." "I told you." "And three times six?" "24" "No.." "One times three?" " Three of course." "What about four times five?" "Twenty." "See you." " Goodbye, Mom." "What do I think, what do I think, what do I think when the snow is all around?" "What do I think when the nice white snow is all around me." "What do I think when the white snow is all around?" "I think I'll be eating turnips, black pudding and caramels." "No, Little Old Man!" "We're going in this direction." "Are you going to school to learn the capital of Portugual and fill your head with more multiplication tables?" "School is great." " Our teacher is a very nice lady." "And school doesn't last long." " Only til two o'clock." "And we have the Easter break, Christmas break and summer vacation." "Christmas Break begins in just two days." " That's so unfair!" "What's unfair?" " How come I don't get a Christmas break?" "Because you don't go to school." " Phhh, what an injustice!" "I'm going to school!" "I want a Christmas break!" "We're going now." "You better hurry up." "I'll come back to school before the Christmas break." "I clean up every Friday, every Christmas." "That's awesome stuff." "I don't clean stuff on Saturdays, because that would be weird." "And a little goofy too." "On Sunday, I paint the kitchen yellow." "Although I don't like to." "I clean up every Friday, every Christmas too." "That's awesome stuff." "Mr. Nilsson, you could help a little." "Little lazy bones!" "I don't have any other helpers except you." "No!" "What the hell?" "You lazy dummy." "You've been no help." "Now you sit there, you should be ashamed." "You're right." "No need to clean up too much." "In fact, there's no need to clean up at all." "Out of the way!" "He is waiting in the distance ..." "No, Kalle." "He waited in the distance." "He was waiting for ..." "Hello!" "Did I miss the multiplication tables?" "You've decided to come to school, Pippi?" "I hope you'll enjoy it." "I hope I can have a Christmas break now." "That's why I came." "I'll put you in the book." "Tell me your name." "Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Ephraim's Daughter Longstocking" "Captain Ephraim Longstocking was a buccaneer, and now he is the Negro king." "Welcome, Pippi." "This is Mr. Nilsson." "He didn't want to miss school, either." "It's not a good idea to bring Mr. Nilsson to school." "But how will he learn the multiplication tables?" "Go sit at a desk." "I will check your knowledge." "How much is five plus seven?" " Don't you know yourself?" "Of course I do." "It is 12" " Then why ask me?" "I need to find out what you know." "I'll ask your friends, then you'll understand." "Tommy, if Axelil has 7 apples and Lisa has 9, how many apples do they have?" "16 apples." " That's an awful lot of apples to eat!" "Won't they get a stomach ache?" "Now it's your turn, Annika." "Gustav went on a trip." "He left with 20 dollars and came back with 7." "How much money did he spend?" "Annika will want to know if he washed behind his ears before going." "Sweet little Pippi, Gustav was just an example." "Not a very good example." "Throwing his money all around." "Do you know what this is, Pippi?" " A pole, with fly eggs on top" "Do you know this letter?" " It looks like a snake." "I saw huge snakes in India." "They were so big and insidious." "They were very long - going from here to here." "The snake ate four Indians a day and its skin was stretched twice as big as before." "He went after little children." "He snatched them up and ate them." "Then a child's mother saw this she snatched her baby from the snake before he could eat it!" "Yeah, those snakes were so crafty and nasty." "Enormously disgusting." "I was almost eaten once." "It started to wrap around my body." "I stepped backwards, and then ..." "Bam, and he was dead!" "You may draw for a while now." "I can't take more of this story." "Are you really afraid?" " Yes, really." "Look what Pippi's drawing." "Pippi!" "Why aren't you drawing on paper?" "Do you think my horse will fit on a small piece of paper?" "Let's sing a little, kids." "Please stand." " You go ahead and sing." "I'm just going to rest." "School is difficult." "Saint Staffan was a stable man." "We say thanks to you sincerely." "He watered his five horses." "Before the morning came" "Heavenly star of Bethlehem shining.." "He rode the fifth gray horse." "We say thanks to you sincerely." "Staffan rode his horse" "Before the morning came" "Heavenly star of Bethlehem shining.." "I can't handle this anymore." "I want to start Christmas break right now." "It's ok." "You come back whenever you want." "Thank you." "I'll be back when I feel the need for multiplication tables." "You should go to school in Argentina." "They only read on Fridays, if they have the books." "Usually they don't." "What do they do at school?" " Eat caramel all day." "There's a pipe directly to the school hall and the students just keep eating." "Why don't they do any reading?" " Because caramel gets all over the paper." "The kids do it themselves." "They don't go to the school itself." "They just send their little brothers." "What happens to the children's teeth if they eat so much caramel?" "They don't have teeth." "They fell out a long time ago." "We're leaving now." "Come on, Mr. Nilsson!" "See you!" " Goodbye, Pippi!" "Don't forget to count all those apples Axelil had." "Multiplication is not for me!" "I have so much more to do, but time is short." "You know what I mean, Mr. Nilsson?" "What luck we have a Christmas break." "How else would we get the Christmas gifts wrapped?" "Look at you!" "I have a little rat." "Just before Christmas." "Hello!" "Do you live there?" "Did you decorate already?" "No, not yet?" "Do you have a Christmas tree?" "You can have one of mine." "Don't eat the candles." "Hey, Little Old Man." "Where did I put that?" "There." "Multiplication is not for me." "Much more fun to build a snow town." "Multiply a lot of fun, decorating Christmas tree gifts." "Little Old Man!" "Open the door for me!" "Come on, get your porridge!" "Oatmeal's on the kitchen table in a saucepan." "Thank you." "Look at the top of the hill!" "Pippi!" "You made a nice slide." " And the snow city.." "What are you doing with that snowball?" " Building the world's largest snow man." "Boy, you could use a good spanking!" "Bloom!" "Now we can pilfer her suitcase full of gold." "Would you dare?" "She is so strong." "We have nothing to fear if she's here." "Bloom!" "Come look over here." "The rat has a Christmas tree." " That's really strange." "Oh, poor thing, you forgot to eat." "This tastes good." "Good-bye, little rat!" "Look there!" "Hey, hey!" " Merry Christmas!" "Hey, hey!" " Merry Christmas!" "Hey, there!" "That's my suitcase, it was a gift from my father." "Hold it!" "It's nice you've come to visit." "You can come every day, but if you ever take my suitcase again, I'll have to fight you." "I'm sorry." "We didn't plan it." " It was a mistake, little girl." "Take it and get out." " Thank you." "You're so generous, Pippi!" "Calm down, Bloom!" "The girl is good-natured." " Merry Christmas!" "Here comes Pippi Longstocking." "Tjolahopp tjolahej tjolahoppsassa!" "Here comes Pippi Longstocking." "Here I really come." "Have you seen my monkey, My cute, little monkey?" "Have you seen Mr. Nilsson?" "Yes that is his name." "Have you seen my house, My villa Villekulla?" "Do you want to know why it's named that crazy name?" "Cos there lives Pippi Longstocking." "Tjolahopp tjolahej tjolahoppsassa!" "Yes there lives Pippi Longstocking." "That's where I really live." "It's a really good life I have a horse, a monkey and a house." "A suitcase full of gold coins Is also good to have." "Come on, all of my friends, we're all together." "Let's have a party!" "Tjolahej tjolahoppsassa!" "Here comes Pippi Longstocking." "Tjolahopp tjolahej tjolahoppsassa!" "Here comes Pippi Longstocking." "Watch out here I come."