"I love you." "You still haven't told Roo" "I saw her boyfriend's mother" "My marital status" "The only way to do it is just to press on," "Drug him and have sex with him" "I'm sorry?" "If you think I'm giving up the only chance" "I wouldn't be going through all of this" "He drinks a mug of his own urine each morning, first thing, and claims he can imbue good health through copulation." "'Imbue'?" "I don't know if that's her real name." "I don't think she's a medical school one." "Anyway, she is a sexual surrogate." "Yep." "You go and see her instead of" "When am I meant to understand" "You figured out how to use" "Yes." "Don't obsess about" "It's either that or engage in" "It's not porno 'Guess Who?" "'" "No!" "I've taken a leaf" "These people are all options." "Healing options" "Yes!" "Great." "I mean, how long" "I... tried to molest him," "Not proud of that." "You're breaking up with Marcus." "No, this is great." "This is good." "Yeah." "Well, just think of it" "No more Marcus." "Healthier." "I've always got your back." "What do you mean 'cancel'?" "The 3:00?" "Go on." "Cancel them all." "I'm sick." "I hear there's a nasty flu" "There's that bronchial thing," "Maybe..." "I've been Jesus all along," "Too many questions." "Who cares if you're Jesus?" "EJ will dump me otherwise." "What's the most awesome thing that" "See, that's what" "You know, they're not content" "So the new medication's" "It's helping with the stomach pain." "Dr Hugo said there might be" "I..." "I know a great naturopath" "Your track record with healers" "Yeah, neither was taking me" "Why are you sticking up for him?" "Have you seen him again?" "What, socially?" "I..." "I just ran into him" "But I want nothing to do with him" "Not that there was because you and me," "See, this is why I don't open doors." "Oh, my God." "What is this?" "Shouldn't you be off somewhere" "Listen, I'll save you the embarrassment" "Roo doesn't want to see you," "You could have..." "You let me..." "You let me watch that." "It was like a naked ferret," "No more semen stealing," "Just stay out of our lives" "Are you finished?" "There you are!" "Is everything OK?" "What are you doing?" "Is it a pony?" "Shouldn't we be a couple" "Why do you have to" "I just want to love you." "You push me" "They don't have a website, but I'm sure and I figured, if there's anyone who" "You said you wanted" "Yes." "Yes, I did." "So..." "Great." "You know, you might come back" "Thank you." "Bit of a... smile." "Excellent outcomes." "Good." "Yes." "Yes!" "'Cause I've already packed the car." "I've just got to go and get the" "It's a couples retreat, Zach." "One, a sexual healing centre and I do really well" "Like, remember that time..." "When you were pulled and you sang" "And two, technically," "This isn't about us, is it?" "What about Zach and EJ?" "What about" "When was the last time" "You've been off playing Jesus while" "I'm not playing!" "My gifts are for you." "You were brain-dead and, frankly, the side effects" "You actually woke me up to tell me that it was amazing," "You haven't said a thing since you choked" "This whole thing's a farce." "I'm sick of it." "We're open-minded, and we promote wellness of the heart," "I think we'll put you" "Now, if you'll follow us through" "Which one's Jack," "This is the chamber" "If you'll just look past" "Sorry, can I just ask, why do you have" "We did have a balance beam," "MAN 2:" "Oh." "Does this mean the wedding's off?" "Why does everyone" "We were moving" "I thought she'd be with me being" "It's probably a good thing" "What do you mean?" "Might be good for you" "Yeah, I don't know if I should." "You look..." "You look fine." "Yeah, but..." "I'll grab some pills and an EpiPen" "What we really want to do" "It's a place to explain who you are" "There's no judgement," "Unless, uh," "Hi, Roo." "I keep killing" "Well, they did say" "Personally, I'm more shocked" "Thank you." "I don't know." "I'm not sure" "The doctors might freak out." "Great, really great," "She's like Laurie Oakes," "Smart, dependable," "Who cares what the girls are doing?" "('SOUL KIND OF FEELING' B Y" "You're not afraid of silence," "Are Roo and EJ" "Don't think" "I'd like to see her." "I'm sure you've been" "Yes, but I've never" "Well, perhaps you're not as in touch" "Oh, you're crossing a line there," "You're beyond name calling, Graham." "What do you want" "I want to impregnate her and take her away to live with me" "What difference does it make" "What do you mean" "Are you suggesting" "12 chickens in exchange" "Chickens?" "You're talking nonsense!" "She should use" "Just wish I'd never heard" "So you and Roo" "No." "I know she's seen" "I can't even tell" "May as well be dead." "What?" "No, no." "No-one..." "No-one wants that." "You're not dead." "I'm on the way out, though, aren't I?" "All I know is" "If Roo's gonna lie to me, maybe I should just let her be," "I know exactly who you are" "And I want no part of it for my daughter." "She's a grown woman." "My guess is she was an early bloomer," "Are you always so crude?" "I would have thought someone" "Marriage crumbling" "Bunking down on the couch trying to hold onto a connection" "Sometimes straight talking" "Couples, let me see you drop" "Let's go." "I thought a yoni was a mythical creature." "and up and down," "You!" "Yes, you!" "I beg..." "I beg your pardon?" "Don't make me" "Now, that's a bit judgemental." "At least we'll leave here with" "And the desire" "Not with you." "You're nice." "So, this is her netball trophy" "Oh." "You're..." "This is her favourite nightie." "Like Little Orphan Annie, but a lady." "It's not the sort of place" "Do you feel the cold, Marcus?" "But it's a lovely house, though," "Roo has such eclectic tastes" "And blokes too sometimes." "to start with, you come over as a..." "Bet you get that all the time." "Do ya?" "I'm an acquired taste." "Now, EJ, why don't you tell Roo" "At uni, when Michael McCarthy said he wanted to marry you it was because I told him and your ultimate sexual fantasy" "What?" "!" "Just open ears." "You were being too nice to him." "If you'd" "I couldn't have handled that myself?" "Always wondered why he gave me" "See, I did you a favour." "Helping." "How would you feel" "Too late." "Mine's off." "Everything, really." "What's a terrarium?" "When did this happen?" "I just felt Zach and I..." "What does it matter?" "What did he want?" "What did he say?" "I told him not to come back." "Pretty sure he got the message." "Fine about my cancelled wedding." "You said" "I didn't know he'd" "Let us let the ovaries of truth" "Harder." "Go on, give me more." "Better than that." "Harder." "Give me more!" "ROO ON RECORDING:" "I'm obviously trying to find my phone" "Well, I guess..." "I wanted to say that I'm" "Even though you've seemed" "I'm, you know, I'm..." "You said you were over him." "You haven't even looked at me" "I just like being across visitors" "Roo, I'm not the enemy." "Really?" "Great." "Since when is" "There's Reproductive Soul Food" "It's not as if I don't appreciate" "perhaps straight talking to... to... to break down the walls to break them down with a... with a..." "What time did you say Little Orphan" "Oh, they're not" "EJ's taken them off on a little trip" "How was the retreat?" "Do you know, they only gave us" "It's a pity." "Don't tell me you've been entertaining." "Ladies?" "What, sluts?" "Oh?" "He has some very... which I..." "I can't say I've... and I'm very open-minded," "You can sometimes get the wrong idea" "Just be... because they've dragged themselves up doesn't mean that they don't have" "FEMALE RECORDING:" "What happened?" "I just wanted" "By jumping off a bridge?" "A fireman had to get me down." "I just wanted to stop" "You really should change your mind" "Why?" "Marcus is a nut job" "I want her to focus on the one guy who's" "Her daddy?" "What if you're wrong about Marcus?" "Do you think I want to go on" "No, I want to sit in the bath" "But if it means giving Roo" "That's how much" "Well, I could get him... thinking about" "We had a... we had a real connection," "There's... there's been a phone call."