"(CAR engines running)" "(CROWD cheering)" "(tires screeching)" "(crashing)" "(PEOPLE screaming)" "(tires screeching)" "(BOTH imitating CAR engine)" "Hang on, we're coming to a bend." "You're going too fast!" "No, I'm not." "Hang on !" "What's this heap of old iron doing here?" "Old iron?" "I'll give you 10 bob for it." "Don't be daft." "This was once a great car." "Won the Grand Prix three years running." "(LAUGHS) So it's a car, is it?" "Certainly it's a car." "It's a racing car." "And we're winning." "And you're in the way." "And you're in the way for a right belt around the ear, young man, if I have any more of your lip." "All right. I'll give you 15 bob for it." "Make it 30 bob, and she's yours." "Mr. Coggins, you're not going to sell her, are you?" "Of course he's gonna sell her." "What do you think he's running here, a children's playground or something?" "All right, 30 bob." "I'll pick her up Wednesday." "But, Mr. Coggins, you promised we could play in her." "Well, I'm sorry, my dears, but she ain't any use to me." "Times are hard." "But you can't take her away." "She's not just any old car." "She's ours." "Not anymore, she ain't." "I'll see you tomorrow, Bill." "Giddy-up!" "What're you going to do with her?" "I'll tell you what we're gonna do with her, we're gonna put her in the clapper and we're gonna crunch her up till she's one solid piece of metal." "Then we're gonna put her in a fiery furnace, and we're gonna melt her down till she's liquid iron." "That's what we're gonna do with her." "Now look what you've done." "You've frightened her." "She shivered." "See?" "She's a very special car." "If you put her in the fiery furnace, you'll be guilty of murder." "Yeah, and if you don't get out of it, I'll be guilty of two more murders." "Now go on, out of it." "Giddy-up!" "Giddy-up!" "Please, Mr. Coggins, you can't sell our lovely car to that nasty man." "Well, I'm sorry, children, but I'm afraid I already have." "I know!" "Daddy will buy it for us." "Won't he, Jemima?" "Of course he will." "Mr. Coggins, promise you won't let her go until we come back." "(laughing)" "Well, 30 shillings, mind." "Not a penny less." "Please promise." "Please." "All right, I promise." "Come on, Jemima." "(GASPS)" "(tires screeching)" "Well, that's a clever thing to do!" "We're very sorry, miss." "I'm sure you are." "Well, just look at my car." "And just look what a mess I'm in, too." "Oh, no, I think you're beautiful." "And I like your car." "Hmm." "Just the same, you shouldn't be rushing across the road like that." "You know, you might have been killed." "Anyway, why aren't you in school?" "It isn't a holiday, is it?" "No, miss." "Do you live around here?" "Yes, we live just down the road." "Come on, get into my car, I'm taking you home." "Gosh, just wait till Daddy hears we've been for a ride in a motorcar!" "Yes!" "What's your name?" "I'm Jemima." "And I'm Jeremy." "What's yours?" "Truly." "That's a very pretty name." "Now, where is your house?" "Oh, we don't live in a house." "We live in the castle on top of the hill." "A castle?" "I didn't know there were any castles around here." "Well, it isn't a castle exactly." "That's what Daddy calls it." "He says King Alfred used to live there hundreds of years ago." "And does your daddy know you aren't in school?" "Oh, he won't mind." "He never does." "Anyway, he's awfully busy." "is he?" "Well, he'll have to find time to see me, because I have a few things to say to him." "JEMlMA:" "Edison !" "Edison !" "JEREMY:" "Come here, boy!" "Good boy, good boy." "That's Daddy over there." "JEMlMA:" "Hello!" "JEREMY:" "Hello!" "Hello." "You're just in time." "What on earth is he up to?" "JEMlMA:" "That's his latest invention." "Rockets." "Rockets?" "Stand back!" "Keep clear!" "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "(barking)" "Does he know what he's doing?" "Of course he does." "Whoa!" "(EXCLAlMlNG)" "Well, I don't see anything funny." "Somebody should do something about it." "Hold on !" "Hold on !" "Wait!" "Wait there." "Oh !" "Thank you !" "I should hope so." "You might have gone up in flames." "Madam, I took that into consideration." "This suit is completely flameproof." "Oh, dear." "You have just succeeded in ruining my propulsion unit." "But how was I to know that you were..." "Don't be cross with the lady, Daddy." "JEREMY:" "She gave us a ride in her car." "JEMlMA:" "She was only trying to help." "How very kind." "Her name's Truly." "That's nice." "Do you realize, Mr. Potts, that I nearly knocked down your two children?" "Well, we do seem to be accident-prone, don't we?" "But it wasn't my fault." "You see, they came rushing out..." "Oh, well, it was very, very nice of you to apologize." "Apologize?" "Tea time, children." "Bye-bye, Truly." "Thanks for the ride." "Just a moment, you two." "Don't you have something to tell your father?" "Yes, we have." "Daddy, Mr. Coggins promised us..." "But she didn't mean about that." "Daddy, we didn't go to school today." "Oh-ho." "Well, it'll give the other children a chance to catch up, won't it?" "Run along, children." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Bye, Truly." "Come on, Edison." "But, Mr. Potts..." "Good day!" "But, but..." "Unstable." "Definitely unstable." "(GRANDPA exclaims)" "Good afternoon, miss." "Sorry I can't stop. I'm off to India." "Going to have a cup of tea with the Maharajah." "Cheerio!" "Mr. Potts." "I'm sorry to persist about this, but perhaps you simply aren't aware that your children were running about in the road." "And after all, you know, it's not a playground. it's very..." "Would you mind just pressing that switch there?" "Switch?" "Yes, just behind you." "On the right." "The right." "The right?" "Thank you." "You really ought to try and exercise more control over them." "Yes, I suppose I could chain them up, couldn't I?" "On a nice long chain, of course, so they get plenty of exercise." "Mr. Potts, don't your children go to school?" "Oh, I have it now." "You're the truant officer." "No, I'm not the truant officer." "Well, didn't you ever play truant?" "I mean, just once?" "No, I most certainly did not." "I bet you didn't." "Would it be too much to ask what this is, this, um, thing?" "A little invention of mine, cleans carpets by suction." "All that to clean carpets?" "Away with sweeping, and away with brushing, and away with dirty carpets." "(laughing) ls that all you do, Mr. Potts?" "lnvent things?" "is that all I do?" "And what's this gadget?" "Well, that's not quite right yet, but eventually, I hope to transmit moving pictures by wireless." "Oh, really?" "Yes, really." "That's my..." "And this?" "This, madam, is a sweet-making machine." "And is this one of the sweets?" "Yes, it is." "And is it supposed to have all those holes in it?" "No." "Actually, I think that the problem is..." "The boiling point of your sugar is too high." "Oh, we're an expert on sweet-making, are we?" "Well, as a matter of fact..." "And an expert on child welfare." "I was only trying to help your children." "Well, maybe my children like running wild in the street." "Did that ever occur to you?" "I do not see any cause to..." "And in any case, how my children behave is frankly no concern of yours." "I was merely trying..." "So, if you'll be so good as to take yourself off in that fancy automobile of yours and go do good somewhere else." "Well, I've never been..." "Spoken to that way before?" "Well, maybe it's about time." "(HUFFS) Good afternoon, madam." "Mind the cable!" "Vicious, interfering... (engine sputtering)" "If women are going to drive motorcars around, they should learn to operate one correctly." "Well, I suppose it wouldn't occur to you to offer to help me." "Get in the car." "Please." "Well, for a mechanically-minded man, Mr. Potts..." "Try switching it on." "Oh." "Hmm !" "(engine STARTS)" "(grinding)" "Open the throttle!" "And keep it open!" "Women!" "Confounded woman!" "Who does she think she is?" "Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children." "Do I need somebody to tell me how to raise my children?" "Do I?" "Hmm?" "No, of course not." "Of course not!" "Where's my cardigan?" "Under your jacket." "Under..." "Yes." "Self-righteous busybody." "(LAUGHS)" "She won't be bothering us again." "But I liked her." "So did I." "She was very pretty." "She certainly was." "Do you think your father's a crackpot?" "Your cardigan's inside out." "Oh." "Do you think I'm a lunatic, wasting my time on a lot of silly inventions?" "But they aren't silly." "They're wonderful." "Nobody else could think of them." "That's right." "That is right." "Nobody else could think of them." "Yes." "After all, what makes the battle worth the fighting?" "What makes the mountain worth the climb?" "What makes the questions worth the asking?" "The reason worth the rhyme?" "(singing) To me, the answer's clear lt's having someone near" "Someone dear" "Someone to care for To be there for l have you two" "Someone to do for Muddle through for l have you two" "Someone to share joy or despair with" "Whichever betides you" "Life becomes a chore" "Unless you're living for" "Someone to tend to, be a friend to I have you two" "Someone to strive for Do or die for" "I have you two" "could be we three get along so famously" "'Cause you two have me" "And I have you two, too" "(cheering)" "(SHATTERlNG)" "(BELL dings)" "(TOOTlNG)" "(SNEEZES)" "BOTH:" "Someone to care for To be there for" "I have you two" "Someone to do for Muddle through for" "I have you two" "Someone to smile once in a while with" "Whenever you're lonesome" "I've a happy lot" "Considering what I've got" "But I couldn't do more" "Than you do for your poor father" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Things go asunder" "And I wonder why you bother" "ALL:" "Could be we three" "Get along so famously 'cause" "BOTH:" "We two have you" "And I have you two" "Too" "(exclaims)" "Jeremy." "Oh, good." "Do I smell food?" "Bring the bread, will you, Grandpa." "Yes, sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "And pepper and salt, please." "Right away, sir!" "Oh !" "Sausage and egg, my favorite!" "How was India?" "India?" "I'll tell you something." "I got up this morning, and I shot an elephant in my pajamas." "How he ever..." "ALL:" "Got into my pajamas, I shall never know." "You've heard it before." "(ALL laughing)" "Now, I wonder how that could have happened." "Daddy, could we ask you something?" "It's about Mr. Coggins." "Mr. Coggins." "You see, the junkman wanted to take it away." "But Mr. Coggins says if we asked you first..." "Asked me what first?" "He's a horrid, mean, old man." "Mr. Coggins?" "No, the junkman." "He's going to take it away and put it in a furnace." "And burn it all up. lt's terrible." "What are you going on about?" "BOTH:" "Our car!" "Yes, well, what about it?" "Mr. Coggins is selling it to the junkman." "And the junkman's going to put it in the fiery furnace." "And squidge it all up till there's nothing left." "Oh, well, that's terrible." "That is terrible." "We can't let that happen, Grandpa." "No, definitely not." "We knew you wouldn't let them, Daddy." "So we made Mr. Coggins promise we could have it if you gave him 30 shillings." "Uh, 30 shillings." "JEREMY:" "You can give Mr. Coggins the money in the morning, Daddy." "Yes, well, I suppose we can work something out somehow." "Good !" "Hooray!" "Are you all finished?" "Yes, Daddy." "Yes, thank you." "Well, I think, maybe, you should go run up to bed." "Good night, Grandpa." "Good night, my boy." "Sleep tight." "Good night, Grandpa." "Good night, my darling." "God bless you." "Good night, Daddy." "Good night." "Good night, Daddy." "Yes, well, you've done it now, haven't you?" "You think Coggins might do a deal?" "So much a week?" "Coggins?" "What, him down the road?" "Sure." "He's so mean he wouldn't light your pipe if his house was on fire." "(THUNDER rumbling)" "Did you hear that?" "You know what that means, don't you?" "I'll be up all night, rain pouring through my bedroom roof." "Grandpa, why don't you sleep in the workshop?" "It's nice and..." "The workshop?" "You promised, faithfully, to fix my bedroom roof." "I will, Grandpa." "It's just..." "Caractacus, please." "My boy, listen." "It's time you woke up." "When I was your age, I did a day's work..." "For a day's pay, polishing the Colonel's boots." "I was the smartest batman in the British Army." "So you've been telling me." "When my Brigadier went into action, the fuzzy-wuzzies were so blinded by the shine on his boots, they couldn't see to fight." "(rumbling continues) (exclaims)" "Catch me death of cold." "He doesn't care." "Nobody cares." "Me own son!" "She was right." "Who wants sweets with holes in them?" "(whistling)" "Oh, Edison, stop that whistling." "(whistling continues)" "Edison, hey, do that again." "(whistling)" "Edison, you're a genius." "(barking)" "The employment office is in the rear." "Thank you." "Oh." "You see, I've invented these sweets." "Really?" "Name?" "Uh..." "Whistling Sweets." "Mr. Whistling Sweets." "(laughing) Not Mr. Whistling Sweets." "No, I'm Potts." "Hmm." "May I see the managing director?" "Lord Scrumptious sees no one without an appointment." "CARACTACUS:" "Well, how do I get an appointment?" "Why, hello, children." "JEMlMA:" "Jeremy, it's Truly." "Hello, Truly." "Good morning, Miss Scrumptious." "How nice to see you." "Good morning, Phillips." "Please tell my father that I'm here." "But of course, Miss Scrumptious." "Are you here on business, Mr. Potts?" "Yes, Miss..." "Father?" "Truly Scrumptious." "You're his..." "His daughter." "Mmm-hmm." "Come on, children, let's go." "But, Daddy, you haven't shown anybody your invention." "Somehow, I don't think that'll do much good." "Just a moment, Mr. Potts." "Exactly what was it you..." "You've seen them." "Oh, those." "But they whistle." "Whistle?" "Those holes." "You just blow through them." "(whistles)" "They're very ingenious." "Kind of a novelty." "(SHUSHlNG)" "Please go in, Miss Scrumptious." "You can come back in three weeks' time." "Show Mr. Potts in, Phillips." "Now?" "Now." "But his Lordship said..." "Now." "Very well." "Please follow me." "Maybe I should come back in three weeks." "Oh, Daddy!" "Go on, Daddy." "All right." "And don't let him bully you." "Yes." "Mr. Potts, milord." "Potts?" "Who's he?" "Where's me daughter?" "She insisted on Mr. Potts seeing you." "All right, don't just stand there." "What's it all about?" "Sweets, sir." "I hardly thought it was nuts and bolts." "Let's have a look." "Yes." "Hurry up, man !" "Yes, sir." "If I may be allowed to explain, sir." "You have exactly 20 seconds." "Yes." "Well, the fundamental novelty of these particular sweets is their musical quality." "Not only are they remarkably tasty, but due to the unique positioning of these little holes, they are capable, when blown through, of rendering a tuneful whistle." "Place your fingers over the holes and blow thus." "(STEAM whistle blowing LOUDLY)" "Tasting time, milord." "Too late." "Had your chance." "Muffed it." "Good morning." "(whispering) Go on." "Follow him." "Milord?" "(blowing whistle)" "CARACTACUS:" "Sir?" "Excuse me." "Sir, if I may be allowed to demonstrate." "You see, by blowing air through this hole in the center of the sweet you get a wonderful-sounding..." "Raspberry?" "No, no." "It's more like a toot, really." "Not enough fruit, too much sugar." "Yes, milord." "Prepare the peppermint." "Beautiful." "Would you care to try it, sir?" "Under no circumstances." "Prepare the lemon!" "He's not doing very well, is he?" "You know, another remarkable feature about these little sweets is that by sucking on them..." "Throw it away!" "Will you get rid of this idiot for me?" "Milord." "You." "... inperfectpitch." "They also come in strawberry, raspberry..." "Are you still here?" "...lemon and..." "And pineapple." "(MOUTHlNG) Go on." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker." "And don't try a toffee or cream." "If you seek perfection in sugar confection, well, there's something new on the scene." "A mouthful of cheer, a sweet without peer." "(singing) A musical morsel supreme" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "The candies you whistle" "The whistles you eat" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "The eatabIe, tweetabIe treats" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "The toot of a flute with the flavor of fruit" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "No longer need candy be mute" "Don't waste your pucker on some all-day sucker" "And don't try a toffee or cream" "If you seek perfection in sugar confection" "Well, there's something new on the scene" "That mouthful of cheer" "That sweet without peer" "That musical morsel supreme That musical morsel supreme" "BOTH:" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "A bonbon to blow on at last has been found" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "With tweetabIe, eatabIe sound" "No!" "Take it away!" "Father, please." "(TOOTS)" "(CHUCKLES)" "(laughing)" "He likes it!" "(ALL cheering)" "(singing) Their value is intrinsic" "Surpass any mint stick" "BOTH:" "Or marshmallow mouthful you munch" "Though licorice is chewy" "And gumdrops are gooey" "And chocolate is charming to crunch" "That savory fife" "That sweet of your life" "It's clearly the best of the bunch" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "That savory fife" "That sweet of your life" "Is clearly the best of the bunch" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "A bonbon to blow on at last has been found" "Toot sweets, toot sweets" "The treat that's so tweetabIe" "Lusciously eatable" "With that unbeatable" "(ALL TOOTlNG)" "(BARKS)" "(ALL barking)" "(EXCLAlMlNG)" "(DOGS barking)" "(whistles high NOTE)" "Sound" "Get out of here!" "Go away!" "(ALL clamoring)" "What's going on?" "Get those dogs out of here!" "Edison, no!" "Edison!" "Edison!" "Children!" "JEMIMA:" "Edison!" "Edison!" "It's entirely your fault." "I'll send for the police." "(exclaims)" "Daddy." "Now, why aren't you two asleep?" "Don't be sad, Daddy." "It wasn't your fault." "It was all those mean, old dogs." "Children, about the car..." "You see," "30 shillings is pretty hard to come by." "And when I do get any money, I need it for my inventions." "Well, there isn't any left." "Jeremy and I have been thinking." "It's our treasure chest." "These things are enormously valuable." "Look, an ivory tusk." "JEREMY:" "That must be worth a fortune." "JEMlMA:" "And diamonds." "And a golden crown." "It's probably King Alfred's." "Of course, it needs cleaning up a little." "Take them, Daddy." "You can sell them." "And never mind about the car." "You can spend it all on your inventions." "Thank you, children." "All these wonderful things, they're very precious." "But I'm afraid other people wouldn't appreciate them." "Why not, Daddy?" "Because other people don't see things the way you do." "Come on, now." "Let's go to bed." "And don't you worry." "Things are going to come right somehow." "(GENTLE music TlNKLlNG)" "(singing) A gentle breeze from Hushabye Mountain" "Softly blows o'er Lullaby Bay" "It fills the sails of boats that are waiting" "Waiting to sail your worries away" "It isn't far to Hushabye Mountain" "And your boat waits down by the quay" "The winds of night so softly are sighing" "Soon they will fly your troubles to sea" "So close your eyes on Hushabye Mountain" "Wave goodbye to cares of the day" "And watch your boat from Hushabye Mountain" "Sail far away from Lullaby Bay" "(circus MARCH playing DlSTANTLY)" "All the lovely colors." "Two for the price of one." "Get your balloons here!" "(TOOTlNG HORN)" "MAN:" "Hurry, hurry, hurry along now." "Don't miss these lovely toffee apples!" "Hurry along now!" "Get your toffee apples at 8p each." "Thank you very much, young man." "Any more for any more?" "Which one of you lovely ladies and gentlemen would like a splendid, automatic haircut?" "I've stood in this marketplace for 25 years." "I do not profess to make dead men talk!" "(LOUDLY) Hey, now, here you go then." "Who's for an automatic haircut?" "Only three pence a time." "You may have long hair, you may have short hair, sir, you may have straight hair, it makes no difference to the Potts automatic and hygienic, electronic hair-cutting machine!" "(DlNGlNG)" "(clamoring)" "Come on." "You could do with a haircut." "Cut me hair?" "That's where me strength is." "Excuse me, sir, you look like a man who could do with a haircut." "Bah!" "Yeah, go on!" "Go on." "Come on, sit down." "Hold that, then." "My word, you have a lot of hair." "Would you like an estimate, sir?" "Very funny." "Go on, get on with it." "You just sit tight, sir, while I lower this hair-cutting machine." "There we are." "You just relax, we'll have you finished in a bit." "I feel like a real right nana sitting here." "No, you look lovely, Cyril." "It's going to be smashing." "You keep your eyes on that geezer." "Yeah, all right, then." "What's going on?" "It's all right, Cyril, it's all right." "Nothing to worry about, sir, a little friction to start." "It tickles!" "Oh, you always say that, Cyril." "(ALL laughing)" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Cyril, you're smoking!" "I'm on fire!" "(SCREAMS)" "Stop it!" "Oh!" "Excuse me!" "Me head's on fire!" "It's all right, sir." "(GASPS)" "(ALL laughing)" "What you done?" "Give me a mirror." "Let's have a look." "A mirror?" "I'll go home and get you one." "Me hair!" "Look at me hair!" "Where is he?" "I'll kill him!" "There he is, mister!" "Cyril!" "I'll smash your teeth down your throat!" "You!" "Come on, you're too fat to catch him !" "Oi!" "Big bonce!" "Get out of here." "(exclaims)" "There he is!" "Get out of my way!" "Oi!" "Here, hurry up." "We're on." "Get out of the way!" "Get out of it!" "(music starting)" "(singing) A gentleman's got a walking stick, a seaman's got a gaff" "And the merry men of Robin Hood They used a quarterstaff" "On the Spanish plains, inside their canes, they hide their ruddy swords" "But we make do with an old bamboo And everyone applauds" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight" "Me old bamboo, me old bamboo" "You better never bother with me old bamboo" "You can have me hat or me bumbershoot" "But you better never bother with me old bamboo" "When punting on the beautiful Thames" "You use a sturdy pole" "To protect their fair complexion" "Ladies use a parasol" "It's useful in the underbrush" "To have a hefty spear" "Right!" "But what we do with an old bamboo" "Makes everybody cheer" "One, two, three" "Me old bamboo, me old bamboo" "You better never bother with me old bamboo" "You can have me hat or me bumbershoot" "But you better never bother with me old bamboo" "Have a go, mate!" "A flier in an aerial plane" "He steers it with a stick He does?" "A collier in the pits of Wales" "He leans upon his pick That's right" "Now every wheel of an automobile revolves around a shaft" "But what we do with an old bamboo Makes everyone go daft" "And one, two" "Me old bamboo, me old bamboo" "You better never bother with me old bamboo" "You can have me hat or me bumbershoot" "But you better never bother with me old bamboo" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight" "And a-one, two, three, four" "And a-five and six and seven" "Me old bamboo, me old bamboo" "You better never bother with me old bamboo" "You can have me hat or me bumbershoot" "But you better never bother with me old bamboo" "You better never bother with me old bamboo" "(audience cheering)" "Thank you." "Here, thank you very much." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "(HONKlNG)" "children:" "It's Daddy!" "It's Daddy!" "He's got the car!" "Look!" "I've got it!" "He's got the car!" "He's got the car!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "(HONKlNG)" "Hello!" "BOTH:" "The car!" "(LAUGHS)" "What do you think of this?" "Isn't she a beauty?" "Oh, Daddy!" "Oh !" "That's a nice pile of junk you got there, my boy." "Well, it needs a little work, but there's a fine engine under here." "GRANDPA:" "It doesn't go, though, does it?" "No, not yet, but it will. lt will." "You can make it go, can't you, Daddy?" "Well, I'm gonna give it a try." "All right, come on, everybody, put a hand to the wheel." "George, give us a hand, will you?" "Yes, sir." "Okay, heave!" "JEMlMA:" "We're off!" "We're off!" "Hooray!" "Comfortable, Grandpa?" "(barking)" "Won't work, of course." "Another catastrophe." "Left hand down." "JEREMY:" "Come on, Grandpa, push!" "Watch it, Jeremy." "Mind the bicycle." "JEMlMA:" "Push." "Good." "Keep coming, Jeremy." "That's it." "Keep coming." "Look out, Edison." "Watch out, Edison." "Look out, Edison." "That's it." "Keep coming." "Good." "Whoa!" "That's it." "Whoa!" "All right, governor." "Many, many thanks, George." "Right." "Now..." "Can we stay and watch, Daddy?" "Yes!" "No, come on, my dears, we'd better go." "You know what your dad's like when he's working." "JEMlMA:" "But, Grandpa, we wanted to stay and watch." "GRANDPA:" "Come back in the house, darling." "I'll make you a nice cup of tea." "Don't overdo it, will you, my boy?" "Right, Grandpa." "You might exhaust yourself." "(CHUCKLES)" "(CLANGlNG)" "(SAWlNG)" "(WHlRRlNG)" "Come on !" ""And the big brown bear" ""came lolloping over the mountain." ""'No, no,' the princess cried." "(humming)" "(whistling)" "(humming)" ""And the big brown bear came lolloping over the mountain."" "(CLANKlNG)" "(CLANKlNG STOPS)" "(CLANKlNG continues)" "(BOTH sighing)" "It's awfully quiet in there." "Come on, children, breakfast is ready." "He's been there for days!" "Will you please come and have your breakfast?" "But Daddy said the car would be finished today." "Darling, you'll be waiting a month of Sundays before he's finished that." "Come on." "Be good children." "Come on." "(HONKlNG)" "(whistles)" "That's Daddy!" "The car." "He's finished the car!" "Gosh!" "Oh!" "Well, what do you think of her?" "JEMlMA:" "She's the most beautiful thing I ever saw in my life!" "It's wonderful!" "Oh, Daddy, you're so clever." "Oh, yes." "Can we go for a drive?" "For a drive?" "A drive." "A drive." "I have a better idea." "How about a picnic?" "BOTH:" "Hooray!" "A picnic!" "A picnic." "All right?" "Let's get cracking." "You get the basket out of the workshop." "Get in, Jemima." "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "Hurry!" "Mind the woodwork." "Mind the woodwork." "Don't touch." "Don't touch the horn." "Here's the basket, Daddy." "Oh, yes, just put it on the back." "All right." "Now." "Don't touch that." "BOTH:" "Grandfather!" "Come on." "We're going on a picnic." "Get aboard, Grandpa." "Come on, come on." "It'll never go, my dears." "Not if he's had anything to do with it." "(engine starting)" "But it is going !" "Hooray!" "Then it'll never stop." "Anyway, it's far too hot." "Where are you going?" "Me?" "I'm off to Alaska, me boy." "Cheerio!" "BOTH:" "Goodbye, Grandpa!" "Come on, Daddy!" "All right." "Come on!" "Come on!" "We're off!" "Hooray!" "We're off!" "We're off!" "Sit down, Jemima, sit down." "Are you ready?" "Yes!" "Here we go!" "Hooray!" "(HONKlNG)" "Mind your back, Grandpa." "Bye, Grandpa." "(children laughing)" "Nasty, smelly things, motorcars!" "(CAR CHUGGlNG)" "What a funny noise it's making !" "It's talking to us." "All engines talk." "What's it saying?" "It's saying, chitty, chitty, chitty, chitty." "ALL:" "Chitty, chitty, chitty, chitty, chitty, chitty." "Bang, bang !" "Chitty, chitty, chitty, chitty, bang, bang !" "ALL:" "Chitty, chitty, bang, bang !" "Chitty, chitty, bang, bang !" "Chitty, chitty, bang, bang !" "(singing) Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'II do" "Near, far, in our motorcar" "Oh, what a happy time we'll spend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'II do" "Near, far, in our motorcar" "Oh, what a happy time we'll spend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "You're sleek as a thoroughbred" "Your seats are a featherbed" "You'll turn everybody's head today" "We'll glide on our motor trip" "With pride in our ownership" "The envy of all we survey" "Oh, Chitty, you Chitty Pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And Chitty, in Chitty Pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'II do" "Near Chitty, far Chitty, in our motorcar" "Oh, what a happy time we'll spend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Fine four-fendered Chitty Chitty friend" "Daddy!" "Look out!" "You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious." "Never mind about that." "How am I supposed to get out of here?" "Well, looks to me as if you have to walk." "Or swim." "What?" "In this dress?" "Oh, don't be ridiculous, Mr. Potts." "(sighs)" "Come on." "(stammering) What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna carry you." "Oh, dear, must you?" "Well, unless you'd rather ride piggyback." "All right." "You may carry me." "Good." "Wait, wait, wait." "My handbag." "Oh !" "Whoa!" "Oh !" "It's all right." "Thank you." "Not at all." "We're going to the seaside." "On a picnic." "Come with us." "Please." "Well, I'm hardly in the mood for a picnic just now." "Well, you needn't worry about your car." "I can have Mr. Coggins tow it out." "Well, I..." "We've got sausage tarts." "And marmalade rolls." "I'm afraid I got 'em a little mixed up." "(chuckling)" "(CAR CHUGGlNG)" "What an unusual car." "Daddy made it." "Oh." "And it actually goes?" "It's called Chitty Chitty Bang Bang." "That's a curious name for a motorcar." "But that's the sound it makes." "Listen." "(CAR CHUGGlNG)" "(singing) Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too" "High, low, anywhere we go" "On Chitty Chitty we depend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "You're sleek as a thoroughbred" "Your seats are a featherbed" "You'II turn everybody's head today" "We'll glide on our motor trip" "With pride in our ownership" "The envy of all we survey" "Oh, Chitty, you Chitty Pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And, Chitty, our Chitty pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too" "High Chitty, low Chitty, anywhere we go" "On Chitty Chitty we depend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Fine four-fendered Chitty Chitty friend" "BOTH:" "Hooray!" "(exclaims)" "(children laughing)" "children:" "Hooray!" "(laughing)" "Oops!" "I'm so glad you came. lt's much more fun with two grownups." "Truly Scrumptious." "You know, even if we didn't know your name, we could have guessed it." "Oh?" "You had to be called something lovely." "Like Yum Yum!" "Or Angel Cake." "Or Toot Sweets." "Yes." "Toot Sweets." "(LAUGHS) Toot Sweets?" "Oh, no." "(singing) Toot sweets sound like what they are" "So do IoIIies in a lollipop jar" "Gingerbread men have a gingerbread sound" "We've found" "Sugarplum, cinnamon, and lemon tart" "Tell you what they are right from the start" "And your name does the same for you" "By coincidence, Truly Scrumptious" "You're truly, truly scrumptious" "Scrumptious as a cherry peach parfait" "When you're near us" "It's so delicious" "Honest, Truly" "You're the answer to our wishes" "Truly Scrumptious" "Though we may seem presumptuous" "Never, never ever go away" "Our hearts beat so unruly" "Because we love you truly" "Aw!" "Honest, Truly" "We do" "children:" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "(children laughing)" "Boo!" "(exclaims)" "(laughing)" "Truly scrumptious" "You two are truly scrumptious" "Scrumptious as the breeze across the bay" "When you're smiling" "It's so delicious" "So beguiling" "You're the answer to my wishes" "Truly scrumptious" "You two are truly scrumptious" "And I shan't forget this lovely day" "My heart beats so unruly" "I also love you truly" "Honest, truly" "I do" "Come on." "Hey, wait for me!" "Mr. Potts." "Somebody call?" "Oh. (GROANS)" "Oh !" "Oh, I'm sorry." "(chuckling) That's all right." "What are you doing?" "Oh, just tinkering." "Oh." "You know, Mr. Potts, you have two wonderful children." "Why, thank you." "I must agree with you there." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Lovely." "Just lovely." "Jeremy, it's not nice to peek." "I'm not peeking, I'm looking." "Do you think they like each other?" "Of course they do." "Do you think they're going to get married?" "Has he kissed her yet?" "Not yet." "Well, just as soon as he kisses her then they'll have to get married." "JEMlMA:" "Jeremy, what are you doing?" "JEREMY:" "I'm keeping a lookout for pirates." "There aren't any pirates around here, are there, Truly?" "Oh, I'm sure there are." "Hundreds of them." "'Course there are." "This is where they bury their treasure, isn't it, Daddy?" "Mmm-hmm." "Tell us a story about pirates, Daddy." "A story about pirates, huh?" "Well, let me see." "A boat!" "I can see a boat!" "A boat?" "Did you say, "a boat"?" "That isn't just any old boat out there." "No?" "No?" "(lN GERMAN ACCENT) No." "That is a private yacht of the notorious Baron Bomburst." "Baron Bomburst?" "Baron Bomburst?" "You have never heard of Baron Bomburst, ruler of Vulgaria?" "The most evil man in the world!" "children:" "Oh!" "Yeah." "And he has sailed all the way to England because he has heard tell of a fantastic motorcar built by that brilliant inventor Caractacus Potts." "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "Yes, hooray!" "And he has come to steal the car and take it back to Vulgaria with him." "children:" "No!" "Yeah." "MAN: (exclaims) Yes!" "That car!" "MAN:" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "I want it!" "I want it!" "I want it!" "I want it!" "But, Your Excellency..." "Are you giving me an argument?" "No, Your Excellency." "Stand by the boats!" "Stand by the boats!" "Man the grappling hooks." "Man the grappling hooks." "And load the cannon!" "Load the cannon!" "(clamoring)" "He's awful." "He's terrible." "Not only that, he isn't even nice." "But he can't steal our lovely car!" "You won't let him, will you, Daddy?" "Look!" "They're getting closer." "We've got to get away!" "Start the car." "Quickly, Daddy, before they get here." "Well, now, that's easier said than done." "But why, Daddy?" "Why?" "Well, I'll tell you." "What none of us have noticed is while we've been sitting here, the tide has been coming in." "Now, we're completely cut off." "(ALL gasping)" "What are we going to do?" "Do hurry, Mr. Potts!" "Now don't panic." "Everyone, stay calm !" "Quickly, Daddy." "Quickly." "Hurry up." "Look!" "They are completely cut off by the tide." "(ALL laughing) They will all drown!" "I haven't seen a good drowning in years!" "is there anything I can do to help?" "The throttle." "Push the throttle lever." "JEREMY:" "Hurry, Daddy!" "Hurry!" "Quickly, Daddy, before they get here!" "No, not that one, the other one!" "It's no good." "It won't start!" "We're gonna have to swim for it." "Come on, Jemima." "We must." "Come on." "Come on, Jeremy." "We have to." "Come on, everybody over the side." "Quickly!" "(GASPS) lt's starting to change!" "CARACTACUS:" "Everybody, hold on !" "TRULY:" "It's unbelievable!" "Mr. Potts, it's so clever!" "This is impossible!" "But you built it!" "It's a magic car." "You always said it was a magic car." "I did?" "JEREMY:" "Yes." "Look, it's like a boat!" "I knew Chitty would save us!" "Hang on, everybody!" "We're off!" "(ALL cheering)" "A floating car?" "What do you think of that, Chancellor?" "Yeah, Baron." "A car floating, floating on the water." "This, in my whole life long, it never could be seen, never, never." "(cheering) lt's uncategorical!" "(laughing)" "A fuel-burning oracle." "Phantasmagorical machine!" "(singing) lt's more than spectacular" "To use the vernacular" "It's wizard It's smashing" "It's keen" "Oh, Chitty, you Chitty Pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And, Chitty, our Chitty Pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too" "High Chitty, low Chitty, anywhere we go" "On Chitty Chitty we depend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "(CANNON firing)" "They're firing at us!" "All right." "We'll show them something." "Follow that car!" "Follow that car!" "My word!" "I want the car!" "I want that car!" "I must have it!" "(cheering)" "Follow the car!" "Stop that car!" "After them!" "Faster!" "I want the car!" "I must have it!" "Action stations, everybody." "We're going ashore!" "(clamoring)" "Get out!" "Where are my two spies?" "Ah, there you are." "Now, then, I have a secret mission for you." "You will go ashore, and you will capture that motorcar, understand?" "Good." "But if you fail, I will cut off your heads." "Out." "I want that car!" "Now, then, where are we?" "I have here a map." "I know where we are, stupid!" "We are in England!" "And when we are in England, what do we do?" "We play cricket!" "We play..." "No." "We dress like Englishmen." "BOTH:" "A-ha!" "Remarkable weather we are having for the time of year." "Do you not think so, Cuthbort?" "Indubitably, Basil." "You know, Mr. Potts..." "Caractacus." "It's a pretty silly name, isn't it?" "Oh, I don't think so." "You know, I really owe you an apology." "You're more than just a father to those two children." "Oh, yes." "Nursemaid, private tutor, chief, cook, and bottle washer." "Everything." "Except what they really need." "Well, it's been quite a day." "Yes, certainly has." "Thank you, and say goodbye to the children for me." "Yes, I will." "I hope we'll see you again." "I hope so, too." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "(singing) This lovely, lonely man" "I've only known a day" "I Iook at him" "And cannot look away" "Oh, what a love" "Oh, what a lovely, lonely man" "I've met so many men" "So easy to forget" "I thought I'd grown immune to them" "And yet" "He's such a love" "He's such a lovely, lonely man" "How did he touch my heart?" "How did this feeling start?" "This glow that feels so warm inside" "This sudden summer storm inside" "My life now has a plan" "To someday make him see" "That I need him as much as he needs me" "Oh, what a love" "Oh, what a lovely, lonely man" "My life now has a plan" "To someday make him see" "That I need him as much as he needs me" "Oh, what a love" "Oh, what a lovely, lonely man" "Oh, how I love this one and only" "man" "Quickly!" "Quickly!" "They're coming!" "They're coming!" "Hurry!" "They're coming !" "Quickly!" "Quickly!" "Come on." "Hurry." "Come on!" "Come on!" "They're coming!" "Get ready." "Get ready." "Fire!" "Stop, stop, stop!" "This way." "No!" "Stop!" "Stop, stop." "(EXCLAlMlNG)" "(HONKlNG)" "They're trying to get past, Daddy." "Fine." "Go on." "Get over, you half-wit." "It's Father." "And he's in one of his tempers." "Oh, that'll be a change." "You'd better let him pass." "I can't." "There isn't room." "Get out of the way." "Move over, you idiot!" "Turn off here." "(HONKlNG)" "What do you think you're doing?" "We've got him!" "(banging)" "Drive away from here." "Whoa!" "LORD SCRUMPTIOUS:" "You nincompoops!" "I'll have you sent away for the rest of your natural lives." "I suppose you blue-faced baboons have some explanation for this outrage." "You stupid fool!" "Why?" "What have I done?" "What have you..." "Ah, ah !" "I have an idea." "Now, remember, we are supposed to be English gentlemen." "So let us try and behave like English gentlemen." "(agreeing in GERMAN)" "So open the door!" "Caracatacacus Potts." "Inventor." "Typical English eccentric." "That must be the inventor." "Hmm." "Pardon me for protruding, but have I the pleasure of addressing Herr..." "Mr. Potts?" "Yes, that's me." "What do you want?" "You selling something?" "I don't want nothing." "Excuse me." "I'm off to Africa." "Africa. (CHUCKLES)" "That was a ruse to put us off the scent." "I know where he has gone." "Where?" "Where?" "He has gone into his laboratory." "Quick!" "The portable wireless transmitter!" "(agreeing in GERMAN)" "(MAN speaking GERMAN ON transmitter)" "This is X speaking." "Schrecks?" "No." "X." "Lecks?" "X, as in..." "Eggs and bacon." "Eggs and ba..." "Send transport immediately." "It's here!" "It's here." "Quickly." "Quickly!" "No, Sherman !" "That way!" "That way." "Ow!" "Quickly!" "This way!" "Quickly." "Lower the ladder." "Get up the ladder!" "Quickly." "Get up." "Ow!" "(indistinct)" "Quickly!" "Up!" "Take it up!" "Up." "Up." "Now over here!" "Up." "Up." "Wait for me!" "God !" "Hello!" "What's your game, then?" "(ALL chattering)" "What's going on?" "Oi, I'm flying!" "Look!" "JEREMY:" "What's that?" "JEMlMA:" "It's a big balloon." "JEREMY:" "It's a zeppelin." "What's that underneath?" "That's..." "That's Grandpa's hut." "But what's it doing up there?" "Well, I don't know." "Help me!" "Caractacus, my boy." "I'm being kidnapped !" "Grandpa, what do you think you're doing?" "You come down here!" "Caractacus!" "My boy, it's me, your own father!" "Caractacus!" "They're not getting away with that." "Grandpa!" "Hold tight, back there." "Sit down, Jeremy." "Quickly, Daddy, quickly!" "Hurry, Daddy." "Caractacus!" "Grandpa!" "CARACTACUS:" "Hold on, Grandpa!" "We're coming !" "Help!" "JEMlMA:" "Come back, Grandpa!" "Hey, Grandpa, come back." "What do you think you're doing?" "I'm being abducted by foreigners!" "Caractacus!" "Hey!" "Grandpa!" "Faster, Daddy, faster." "Where do they think they're going?" "(GASPS) Look out!" "JEMlMA:" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "(CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG playing)" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Where do they think they're going?" "(GASPS) Look out!" "JEMlMA:" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "What's happening?" "Look." "Look at that." "It's fantastic." "Oh !" "You're a genius." "It's nothing, really." "(laughing)" "Look!" "There they are!" "JEREMY:" "Come on, Daddy, after them." "Right, we'll catch them up." "Oh !" "Oh, we've lost them." "We'll find them, all right." "But what about Grandpa?" "Don't worry about Grandpa." "Grandpa can take care of himself." "(singing) This is livin', this is style" "This is elegance by the mile" "Oh, the posh, posh traveling life" "The traveling life for me" "First cabin and captain's table regal company" "Whenever I'm bored, I travel abroad but ever so properly" "Port out, starboard home" "Posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh" "We're losing height." "Jettison ballast!" "The hands that hold the scepters" "Every head that holds a crown" "They'll always give their all for me" "They'll never let me down" "I'm on my way to far away" "Ta-ta and toodIe-Ioo" "And fare thee well and bon voyage Arrivederci too" "Oh, the posh, posh traveling life" "The traveling life for me" "First cabin and captain's table regal company" "Pardon the dust of the upper crust" "Fetch us a cup of tea" "Port out, starboard home" "Posh with a capital P-O-S-H, posh" "(ALL clamoring)" "Jettison!" "In every foreign strand I land" "The royal trumpets toot me" "The royal welcome mat is out" "They 21-gun salute me" "But monarchies are constantly commanding me to call" "Last month I missed a mufti" "Well, you can't oblige them all" "Oh, the posh, posh traveling life" "The traveling life for me" "(VOCALlZlNG)" "We're still losing height?" "There must be something else we can throw out." "But there's nothing else we can throw out." "There's nothing else we... (crying)" "No, no, no!" "No, no, no!" "You just dropped someone!" "I can't swim!" "(yelling)" "Come back." "Come back!" "Come back!" "Come back!" "Oh, the posh, posh traveling life" "The traveling life for me" "First cabin and captain's table regal company" "When I'm at the helm" "The world's my realm" "And I do it stylishly" "Port out, starboard home" "Posh with a capital P" "(speaking GERMAN)" "What do we do now?" "Start swimming !" "I don't swim." "Then start drowning!" "GRANDPA:" "P-O-S-H" "P-O-S-H, posh" "Hello." "Where are we?" "Somewhere over the North Sea, I think." "Don't you know where we're going?" "No, I don't, but Chitty does." "I think we're in pretty good hands." "BARON:" "Good morning." "This is your Captain speaking." "We hope you had a pleasant trip." "In a few moments we will be landing in Vulgaria." "Where?" "Vulgaria." "Oh." "So, please, fasten your seat belts." "And no smoking." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Speed, four and a half knots, sir." "Wind, east-southeast, sir." "Brigade, attention !" "(playing FANFARE)" "Present arms!" "We have a guest." "Welcome him." "Jawohl, your Excellency." "Order arms!" "Ah, Professor Potts." "Please, to walk this way." "Present arms!" "(BAND playing MARCH)" "On behalf of Her Majesty The Queen, I'd like..." "Oi!" "(whistles)" "Excuse me." "You're early!" "(indistinct chattering)" "Oh !" "(LAUGHS)" "Down the table and in the pocket." "Cheat, cheat, cheat." "Ah, Professor Potts!" "Professor?" "Vulgaria welcomes the brilliant Professor Potts, inventor extraordinaire." "Excuse me, sir." "There seems to be some sort of mistake." "What?" "You are not Professor Potts, the inventor?" "Well, I..." "Executioner!" "ALL:" "Executioner!" "What would you like me to invent, sir?" "I will show you." "My horse!" "MAN:" "Get the horse for his Excellency." "(exclaims)" "Giddy-up." "(ALL cheering)" "(laughing)" "(BARON EXCLAlMlNG)" "How proud you look on that fine horse." "The most beautiful toy you ever bought me, my darling." "But who is this?" "This is Professor Potts from England." "How do you do, madam?" "And I think we have a surprise for you." "Herr Professor, come on." "(bidding FAREWELL in FRENCH)" "Well, what do you think, professor?" "Everything you need." "And these will be your assistants." "And here, this is the Baronial car." "Can you make this car float?" "Float?" "Like amphibial English moty car, float over the cresty wave of the water." "Yes, sir, but you see, it's not that easy without my laboratory." "Oh, I have already thought of that." "Here is your lavatory." "(LAUGHS) lf you succeed in making the car float, I will make you privy councilor." "(LAUGHS)" "But if you fail, I will stuff your head with sauerkraut and feed you to the dogs!" "Feedy dorribles, snarly (SNORTS) horribold." "You have got 24 hours!" "Twenty-four hours and worky nosy grindstone." "(CHUCKLES) Proper card he is." "Odd sense of humor." "Stuff me head with sauerkraut." "The Baron never makes jokes." "Look at us." "We've been here for years and years." "I came here to repair the telephone." "That was 24 years ago." "They have terrible tortures." "The thumbscrew and rack." "They stretch you and stretch you!" "When I first came here, I was a midget." "(SCOFFS)" "Come on." "Me?" "Floating car?" "Well, that's impossible!" "Nothing's impossible." "Now, that's what my son's always saying." "We'll help you, won't we, lads?" "Nil desperandum." "We'll succeed." "You'll see." "Courage, man, courage." "(singing) Every bursted bubble has a glory" "Each abysmal failure makes a point" "Every glowing path that goes astray" "Shows you how to find a better way" "So every time you stumble, never grumble" "Next time you'll bumble even less" "For up from the ashes" "Up from the ashes" "Grow the roses of success" "Grow the roses" "Grow the roses of success" "Oh, yes!" "Grow the roses" "Those rosy roses" "From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success" "Yes. I know, but he wants it to float." "It will !" "For every big mistake you make Be grateful" "Hear, hear!" "That mistake you'll never make again" "No, sir" "Every shiny dream that fades and dies" "Generates the steam for two more tries" "There's magic in the wake of a fiasco" "Correct!" "It gives you that chance to second guess" "Oh, yes!" "Then up from the ashes" "Up from the ashes" "Grow the roses of success" "Grow the roses Grow the roses" "Grow the roses of success" "Grow the roses Those rosy roses" "From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success" "Disaster didn't stymie Louis Pasteur" "No, sir" "Edison took years to see the light" "Right" "alexander Graham knew failure well" "He took a Iot of knocks to ring that bell" "So when it gets distressing, it's a blessing" "Onward and upward you must press" "Yes, yes" "Till up from the ashes Up from the ashes" "Grow the roses of success" "Grow the roses" "Grow the roses of success" "Grow the roses" "Those rosy roses" "From the ashes of disaster grow the roses of success" "Start the engine!" "Success!" "Batten the hatches!" "Success!" "Man the shrouds!" "Lift the anchor!" "Success!" "Oh, Daddy, we'll never find him." "We must keep looking." "Look, look!" "What's that down there?" "CARACTACUS:" "A-ha!" "Let's have a look." "Look!" "The zeppelin." "JEREMY:" "We've found Grandpa!" "CARACTACUS:" "No, not yet, we haven't." "(PEOPLE exclaiming)" "BARON:" "What's that?" "No, no, no." "What's happening?" "MAN:" "Remarkable." "Your Excellency!" "Your Excellency!" "We're being attacked !" "Attacked?" "Attacked !" "That was that terrible Bomburst." "It certainly was." "Where are they going?" "Where did they go?" "Look, it's a car!" "Look, that car's flying!" "Floating in the heavenly abode, four peoplebodes." "There they are!" "Fire!" "What's the matter with you?" "Do you want to destroy my beautiful car?" "They're firing at us." "Children." "There are children up there." "Children!" "We'd better get away from here." "Now, hang on, everybody." "We're coming in to land." "Your Excellency, it's landing in the village." "In the village." "Call out the guards!" "Everybody, charge!" "And call out the child catcher." "Charge." "Charge!" "Charge!" "Oh." "(EXCLAlMlNG)" "Let me in !" "JEMlMA:" "Hooray!" "We've landed !" "Hooray!" "We've landed !" "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "Isn't Chitty wonderful?" "Aren't you clever, Daddy?" "Yes, he certainly is." "All right." "You all stay here." "I'm going up to that castle." "We want to come, too." "We want to help you find Grandpa." "Don't you think we ought to stay together?" "Maybe you're right." "All right, come along." "Come on, children." "TRULY:" "I wonder where we are." "CARACTACUS:" "I don't know." "Come on." "Pardon me, sir." "The castle?" "(asking in FRENCH)" "(asking in GERMAN)" "What's the matter with him?" "Come on." "What are they staring at?" "I don't know." "It seems to be the children." "What's the matter with them?" "Haven't they seen children before?" "Haven't you noticed?" "There aren't any children." "Not one." "(FANFARE playing)" "What's going on?" "What's happening?" "What's..." "Hey, you." "What's happening?" "What's going on?" "What is it?" "Soldiers!" "Soldiers!" "Hey, you there." "Get those children in here." "Would you mind telling me what's happening?" "Quickly, before the soldiers get here." "Soldiers?" "Come, Fräulein." "Quickly, quickly." "Get inside." "Just a minute." "Would somebody mind telling me what's going on?" "Please don't talk." "We must get those children out of sight." "Jeremy!" "If the soldiers find them, they will take them away." "But why?" "What for?" "It's the law." "Nobody's allowed to have children in Vulgaria." "Not allowed?" "What about these toys?" "The Baroness, she hates children." "Who could hate children?" "Quickly, down there!" "Whatever you do, don't make a sound." "(FANFARE playing)" "I want every house in this square to be searched from top to bottom!" "Jawohl, Captain!" "The first section, step out over there and search !" "The second section, over there and search." "Quick!" "Section three, over there." "Quick!" "Search!" "Search everywhere!" "Giddy-up!" "Giddy-up!" "There are children here somewhere." "I can smell them." "A-ha!" "Captain, I think we've got them." "Lieutenant." "You two men, break down this door." "Quick!" "Quick!" "Yes, sir!" "Get this door open." "Quickly!" "All right!" "I'm coming!" "I'm coming!" "Open the door!" "Break the door down !" "Quickly!" "You have no right to come into here." "You've no right." "Search the place!" "Search!" "Search!" "A-ha!" "They are here somewhere." "I can feel it in my bones." "There are children here somewhere." "Children?" "In the toy shop?" "Such a notion." "I mean..." "What do you think you're doing?" "That's something special for the Baron's birthday." "Let me tell you, toymaker." "This nose of mine has never failed me, and if there are children here, my friend, you will die." "(LAUGHS)" "A-ha!" "(CHUCKLES)" "Quick!" "Open it up!" "Get down there and search the cellar!" "The Baroness will have your teeth for a necklace and your eyeballs for earrings." "Nobody down here, sir." "Fool!" "Idiot!" "Out of my way!" "You have to know where to look." "Like cockroaches, they get under the floors, in the cracks in the walls, in the woodwork." "I don't trust a man who makes toys in a land where children are forbidden." "Every toy I make is exclusively for his Excellency, the Baron." "soldier:" "Captain, Captain, the flying car!" "We've captured the flying car!" "captain:" "Come on !" "Let's go!" "Uh-huh !" "(ALL cheering)" "(HONKlNG)" "Take this car to the castle!" "They can't take Chitty, Daddy." "Daddy, do something." "They can't take Chitty away." "What are you going to do?" "Well, I don't know, but I'm not just gonna stand here." "Are you mad?" "Are you going to take on the whole Vulgarian Army single-handed?" "What kind of a country is this?" "No children!" "Everybody terrified out of their lives." "My friend, take some good advice." "Take your children and your good lady and get out of Vulgaria." "And leave Grandpa up in the castle?" "Oh, no." "We came to get him out, that's what we're gonna do." "Just tell me how to get there." "Look, I'm only a toymaker." "And if I don't finish this in time for the Baron's birthday tomorrow, I shall be a dead toymaker." "All right. I'll go myself." "Truly, you stay here with the children." "All right." "All right." "You don't know what you're letting yourself in for, believe me." "Here's one for you, one for you." "Thank you." "Thank you, toymaker." "Keep them out of sight, please!" "You be good children." "And you do what Truly tells you." "Yes, Daddy." "We will." "TOYMAKER:" "Well, are you coming?" "(SOFTLY) Come." "Quickly, quickly, quickly." "There isn't a scrap of food in the place." "I'm so hungry, my tummy hurts." "Mine's making funny noises." "I simply must find something for you." "Now, if you promise me not to move from here until I come back..." "We promise, don't we, Jemima?" "Yes." "Now, you remember, you stay right here." "To get in that way, you would have to be a mouse or a magician." "We should go down now before a sentry sees us." "Come." "Come." "(ALL chattering excitedly)" "Ah, the flying car!" "At last it's mine!" "Send for the inventor!" "(ALL clamoring)" "Then, fly!" "Fly." "Yes, fly." "Come on, fly." "Fly, fly, fly." "Oh." "I command you to fly!" "Bring him over here." "Over here." "Hello." "What's this doing here?" "You're the inventor." "Make this car fly." "Make it fly." "Go get in." "(HONKS) (ALL exclaiming)" "Stand back, everyone!" "We are going to fly." "Stand back." "Yoo-hoo, Bombie!" "Wait for me!" "No, every time I want to have a little fun, she turns up." "There you are." "Get in." "My darling, we're going for a fly." "How exciting." "Fly." "How thrilling." "Very well." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Yes, yes, I'm doing my best, sir." "Now just a minute." "Here's one that we haven't tried yet." "Here we go, my beloved." "Hold on !" "(screaming) lsn't it exciting, my dear?" "(BARONESS EXCLAlMlNG)" "Oh !" "(laughing)" "You're a genius." "My guns!" "Bring my guns!" "Don't worry." "I'll get you down." "I've been waiting for this for 20 years." "Hold on, my love." "Are you still there, my love?" "Don't move." "(GUNSHOT) (screaming)" "There she is, Your Excellency." "Oh!" "Oh!" "My God." "My diamonds." "Are you all right, my dear?" "I'm all right, my dumpling." "Good." "Never mind. I'll get her the next time." "(BELLS TlNKLlNG)" "Here we are, children." "Come and get your lollipops." "Lollipops." "Come along, my little ones." "Lollipops." "Ice cream, chocolate, all free today." "Listen." "Come along, children." "Lollipops." "What's that?" "Children, where are you?" "I know you're here somewhere." "I've lots of lovely goodies for you." "Jeremy, you mustn't." "Lollipops." "And all free today." "Cherry pies." "Cream puffs." "Ice cream." "Treacle tarts." "Treacle tarts!" "And ice creams." "And all free!" "Come along, kiddie-winkies." "Come on !" "But, Jeremy, Truly said we mustn't..." "We'll get Truly some as well." "Come on." "Mr. Man !" "(speaking GERMAN)" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Children !" "Come back here!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Come along, my little dears, my little mice." "Come to me." "What will it be?" "Ice cream?" "Yes, ice cream!" "Strawberry, chocolate, vanilla?" "Strawberry!" "Chocolate!" "It's all inside." "Yes, strawberry!" "Come along, my little dears." "Goodie!" "Come on." "Yes!" "Come inside." "Not a penny to pay." "Yes, come on." "Get in." "Go inside, my little dears!" "(BOTH screaming)" "No." "Help, help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "(laughing)" "Children!" "Children!" "CARACTACUS:" "Truly!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "What is it?" "What's happened?" "The children!" "He took the children!" "Your Excellency!" "Let us out!" "Let us out!" "Silence!" "Children, Your Highness." "Foreign children." "Unique specimens." "You're sure they can't get out?" "(CHUCKLES) No, Your Highness." "Perhaps Your Highness would care to examine them." "Nasty little creatures." "Very, very treacherous." "Foreign." "(BOTH GROWL) (exclaims)" "Just you wait till our daddy hears about this." "He'll come and blow up the whole castle!" "(ALL gasping)" "Take them away to the tower." "To the tower!" "Nasty, horrid, mean old lady." "And very ugly." "(GASPS)" "Oh, she's going!" "She's going!" "(whistling)" "Two hundred feet above us through that solid rock is the castle of Baron Bomburst." "These are our children." "For 12 years, we have hidden them here." "Look at them." "They don't know what a tree looks like or what it is to run or to laugh in the sunshine." "Do you, eh?" "(BOY whistling)" "Food!" "Get the food here." "Come on!" "There's bread for everyone." "Look at them." "Like little rats, they run up and down the sewers, stealing food from the kitchens." "...potatoes." "Here, catch!" "Son!" "Son!" "I'm looking for my children." "I think they're up there in the castle with their grandfather." "Have you seen anything of them?" "No, sir." "A little boy and girl?" "Yes." "They're locked up in the tower." "And the grandfather?" "He's in the dungeon under the castle." "Sir, have you come to help us?" "Are you going to take us out of here?" "What's your name, son?" "Peter, sir." "Well, Peter, you shouldn't be afraid, even in a terrible place like this, because there's always hope." "That's what I always tell my children when they're afraid." "(singing) A gentle breeze from Hushabye Mountain" "Softly blows o'er Lullaby Bay" "It fills the sails of boats that are waiting" "Waiting to sail" "So close your eyes on Hushabye Mountain" "Wave goodbye to cares of the day" "And watch your boat from Hushabye Mountain" "Sail far away from Lullaby Bay" "is that the only advice you have to offer, my friend?" "Hmm?" "It's a beautiful dream, Caractacus, but I don't see how it's gonna help them." "You know what we're gonna do?" "We're gonna get up into that castle." "It is impossible!" "Well, we'll see." "Now, everybody listen to me." "You want to get out of here, don't you?" "ALL:" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Tomorrow is Baron Bomburst's birthday, yes?" "(ALL BOOlNG)" "Well, we're gonna give him a birthday party he'll never forget." "I want everybody to gather around here." "I have an idea." "Yes, come in closer." "(ALL cheering)" "All right, quiet!" "(singing) Happy birthday to me" "Happy birthday to me" "Happy birthday, dear Bombie..." "Don't move." "What a picture!" "Such memories it brings back." "(speaking GERMAN)" "My little dumpling!" "(speaking GERMAN)" "(singing) You're my little chu-chi face" "My coot-chi, coot-chi woot-chi little chu-chi face" "Every time I look at you" "I sigh" "And you're my little teddy bear" "My lovey lovey dovey little teddy bear" "Yoo-hoo!" "You're the Apfelstrudel of mein eye" "Your chu-chi woot-chi nose" "Your chu-chi woot-chi eyes" "They set my heart aflutter" "Your oot-chi, coot-chi ways" "Your oot-chi, coot-chi gaze" "WiIts me down like melting butter" "You're my little chu-chi face" "And you're my teddy bear" "Together we're a chu-chi, woot-chi, oot-chi, coot-chi pair" "Whatever you may ask becomes my happy task" "I only live to serve you" "I never will divine what magic made you mine" "I only know I don't deserve you" "(GASPS)" "(laughing)" "You're my little chu-chi face" "And you're my teddy bear" "Together we're a chu-chi, woot-chi, oot-chi, coot-chi" "Chu-chi Woot-chi" "Oot-chi Coot-chi" "Chu-chi, woot-chi, oot-chi, coot-chi pair" "(playing WALTZ)" "(PEOPLE laughing)" "Oh, what a rotten birthday party." "Never mind, my little Bombie." "I have a surprise for you." "Surprises?" "Oh, I love surprises!" "(RAPPlNG ON TABLE)" "Sit down quickly." "Summon the toymaker!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Don't waste time!" "(ALL laughing)" "Your Excellency, may I be permitted to wish you all you wish yourself on this happy occasion." "Never mind all that." "What have you made me for my birthday?" "What have I made you?" "Such a toy!" "Such a work of mechanical perfection." "Well, well, well, where is it?" "Bring it in!" "Right away." "I'll just get it for you." "Bring in the Baron's birthday present!" "(DRUM ROLL)" "(FANFARE playing)" "TOYMAKER:" "Here, here, here." "This year, Your Excellency, I have surpassed even myself." "Put it down there." "Careful!" "Careful with it!" "For months, I have been working night und day perfecting every little detail to bring you this!" "(CROWD gasping)" "Dolls?" "Dolls?" "I have hundreds of dolls!" "(crying) No dolls." "But this is not just an ordinary doll, Your Excellency." "(music TlNKLlNG)" "You see?" "(singing) What do you see?" "You people gazing at me" "You see a doll on a music box" "That's wound by a key" "How can you tell" "I'm under a spell?" "I'm waiting for love's first kiss" "You cannot see" "How much I long to be free" "Turning around on this music box" "That's wound by a key" "Yearning" "while" "I'm" "Turning around and around" "(BARON approving in GERMAN)" "(CROWD GASPS)" "(PEOPLE chuckling in delight)" "(BAND playing lively music)" "(CROWD EXCLAlMlNG)" "(music TlNKLlNG)" "(music STOPS)" "(music RESUMES)" "(CROWD laughing)" "(singing) What do you see?" "Truly Scrumptious" "You people gazing at me" "You're truly, truly scrumptious" "You see a doll on a music box Scrumptious..." "That's wound by a key" "How can you tell" "I'm under a spell?" "I'm waiting for love's first kiss" "Honest, Truly" "You're the answer to my wishes" "You cannot see Truly Scrumptious" "How much I long to be free" "Though I may seem presumptuous" "Turning around on this music box" "That's wound by a key" "Yearning My heart beats so unruly" "Yearning Because I love you truly" "while I'm Honest, Truly" "I do Turning around and around" "(ALL cheering)" "Just a minute!" "(MOUTHlNG)" "(SNEEZES)" "(lively music playing)" "(ALL laughing)" "(CROWD EXCLAlMlNG)" "(LAUGHS)" "Oh, I'm so happy, I could jump for joy!" "(ALL clamoring)" "Come on !" "Follow me." "(children shouting)" "Children !" "No!" "No!" "(whistles)" "BARON:" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Let me down !" "(PEOPLE screaming)" "Call out the cavalry!" "Let me down !" "TRULY:" "Jeremy!" "CARACTACUS:" "Jemima!" "TRULY:" "Jeremy!" "They could be anywhere." "You look down that way." "I'll go this way." "(FANFARE playing)" "(shouting)" "Jeremy!" "Jemima!" "Jeremy and Jemima!" "Jeremy!" "Jemima!" "It's Truly!" "Truly!" "We're in here!" "Don't worry." "We'll get you out of here in a minute." "Here!" "Here, quick." "Quick, they're in there." "Children, are you all right?" "children:" "Get us out of here!" "We found them." "They're in there." "Come on." "Help me break the door down." "Children, get away from the door." "Children !" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "(ALL clamoring)" "(EXCLAlMlNG)" "(GROWLS)" "(screaming)" "(exclaims)" "Let me down !" "Ow!" "(GASPS)" "My Liebchen, are you hurt?" "(GROANS) My back is broken." "We must escape through the cellars." "Very well." "Come on." "Come on !" "Daddy, look at the children." "(WHOOPS)" "You stay here." "JEMlMA:" "Daddy!" "What are you doing?" "Where are all these children coming from?" "I thought we had passed a law against children." "Quick." "This way." "Where are we going?" "Quickly." "We'll go down here." "(GASPS) No, no." "I'll get my clothes dirty." "Don't argue." "(EXCLAlMlNG)" "(screaming)" "Oh, my crown." "I lost my crown." "Oh, never mind, my little pumpkin." "Here." "Attack!" "No!" "Daddy!" "Look!" "There's Chitty!" "Chitty's come to save us!" "Hooray!" "Hello, a motorcar." "What's that doing here?" "There's Grandpa." "Grandpa!" "Caractacus!" "My boy!" "Are you all right?" "(child CATCHER screaming)" "(PEOPLE cheering)" "(CHlTTY CHUGGlNG)" "Oh !" "Stand back from the propellers." "Keep clear." "Bye!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "Bye!" "CARACTACUS:" "And so, after that, Vulgaria became a free country, and all the children laughed and played in the sunshine, and they were very, very happy." "And Chitty flew high over the mountains back to England, everybody safe and sound." "And Daddy and Truly were married." "And lived happily ever after." "Yes." "is that how the story ends?" "It's getting late." "We better get back." "(engine STARTS)" "Well..." "Goodbye, Jeremy." "Goodbye, Jemima." "Goodbye, Truly." "Will we see you again?" "Oh, I expect so." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Truly." "I'm sorry about the children." "I hope they didn't embarrass you." "In what way?" "Why, that silly joke about us getting married." "Well, you know what kids are like." "Yes, I understand." "I mean, I don't think they realize how ridiculous that would be." "Ridiculous?" "Well, yes." "You live in that big house, your father, the factory and all." "It's a different world, Truly." "You know, if I said something like that, you'd call me a snob." "I didn't mean..." "Goodbye." "Well, don't you want to ride up front?" "Well, that was a fine picnic, wasn't it?" "Shall we have another one tomorrow?" "With Truly?" "Yes." "Well, Miss Scrumptious has a lot of social engagements, you know." "Are we ever going to see Truly again, Daddy?" "Well, we'll see." "JEREMY:" "Look, that's Lord Scrumptious' car." "CARACTACUS:" "Why, I believe it is." "JEMlMA:" "I wonder what it's doing here." "CARACTACUS:" "Well, I don't know." "Come on." "Excuse me." "Good afternoon." "Are you..." "(MEN shouting)" "Boom!" "Boom!" "Boom!" "That's wiped out your dashed cavalry." "Yes, sir." "But I have my 2nd Infantry battalion attacking here from the rear." "Attacking from the rear?" "That's dashed unethical." "Artillery, prepare to open fire." "Fire!" "GRANDPA:" "Number one battalion, prepare to advance!" "What's going on here?" "There you are, young Potts." "Been waiting for you." "And that wiped out your artillery!" "You're a cad, Potts." "Would someone mind telling me what's going on?" "Fancy you being old Bungie's son." "Bungie?" "Bungie Potts, best batman I ever had." "Weren't you, Potts?" "Yes, sir." "Thank you, sir." "You mean that you were..." "My boy." "Allow me to introduce to you my Brigadier." "Your Brigadier?" "Potts..." "How about some more tea?" "Yes, sir." "Right away, sir." "As for you, young man, there's a very good chance you may be very rich." "CARACTACUS:" "Very rich?" "What do you mean?" "Those confounded sweets of yours." "Useless for humans, wonderful for dogs." "Woof Sweets, that's what we'll call them." "Woof Sweets?" "Canine candies." "Dogs love them." "Make a fortune." "Daddy, Daddy!" "You've done it, Daddy." "You've done it!" "Have I?" "It's the posh life for us all now, my boy." "We're all going to be rich!" "Hooray!" "Do you mean to tell me I invented something that actually works?" "Of course they do." "Wouldn't be offering you a contract unless they did." "Sign here, please." "Wait." "Don't go away." "I'll be right back." "LORD scrumptious:" "What about the contract?" "But, Daddy, where are you going?" "Daddy!" "What's the matter with the fellow?" "Well, he's a bit of an eccentric, sir, a genius, of course, but definitely an eccentric." "Can't imagine where he gets it from." "Truly, you'll never believe it." "I just got home..." "This is beginning to be and your father was at my house." "...a hazard." "I know!" "I know!" "They told me at the house." "We're rich." "(exclaims)" "You know, more than that, I have succeeded." "I always knew you would." "You know something else?" "The kids were right." "There's nothing so ridiculous about the idea of getting married." "Well, whoever said there was?" "Well, Mr. Potts." "What's the matter?" "Now you'll have to marry me." "(BOTH laughing)" "So dreams can come true." "Yes, they can." "Yes, they can, but you have to be practical, too." "You have to face the facts." "Man has to see things as they really are." "After all, a man with responsibilities can't walk around with his head in the clouds all the time." "A man should keep his feet solidly on the ground." "Oh, a man should have his dreams but a man has to learn to put those dreams to some practical use, not just sit around and think about them all the time." "BOTH: (singing) Oh, you, pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too" "High, low, anywhere we go" "On Chitty Chitty we depend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "CARACTACUS:" "It's uncategorical" "A fuel-burning oracle" "A phantasmagorical machine" "TRULY:" "It's more than spectacular" "To use the vernacular" "It's wizard It's smashing" "BOTH:" "It's keen" "Oh, Chitty, you Chitty Pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you" "And Chitty, in Chitty Pretty Chitty Bang Bang" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, what we'II do" "Near, Chitty, far, Chitty, in our motorcar" "Oh, what a happy time we'll spend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Our fine four-fendered friend" "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" "Fine four-fendered Chitty Chitty friend"