"Excuse me, excuse me." "Maria..." "Ice for you." "You're okay?" "Puchi..." "Didn't your mommy tell you you're beautiful?" " Isn't my girlfriend just perfect?" " Stop!" "What?" "Here's my drink." "Cucha, we're out of shrimp dip." "They don't eat at home or what?" "Why did you invite them?" "Hey, I need you to give me the recipe for that dip." "It's great." " I can't." " You're so selfish!" "It's not mine, it's Roberto's." "Oh, so Roberto cooks." "He made the dip and 357 canapés." "My dear, your boyfriend really scares me." " Ladies." " Roberto!" " Is it true you cook?" " Yeah, why?" "No, nothing." "It all tastes great." " Thanks." " I want the recipe." "Oh, darling, that's very nice of you, but it's my grandmother's recipe." "Honey, I'II take the garbage out now." "We'II be up late, and nobody'II want to do it tomorrow." "I'II do it now and move the car." " Love you, Cuchi." " And I Iove you, Puchi." "And don't touch the dishes." "I'II do them tomorrow, or let Rosita do them." "'Bye!" "Oh, Cuchi, he's a classic case of compulsive guilt." "surely, there's a psychoneurosis typical of repressed unconscious that comes out as psychotic attitudes which depend solely and exclusively on the actions of early infancy complexes that were never solved." "And in english?" "girl, knowing his background as a polygamist I hardly believe Mr. UIIoa." "Give him a chance." "I swear he's changed." "Hey, has your Puchi improved in the sack, at Ieast?" "Yeah, yeah, he's getting there." "He's getting there." "Come on!" "Drop the analysis already!" "Let's go see how the guests are doing." " Coming, coming." " "Your Puchi"..." "You know me..." "Sorry!" "Oh, sorry, sorry." "TIRED OF KISSING FROGS" "I'm telling you I'm on my way." "If I don't..." "Andi!" "Andi!" "Andi!" "Andrea!" "Coming, coming!" "Where do you get off waking me up at this hour?" "I need to talk to you." "Were you the one listening to that music?" "What music?" "Quit changing the subject!" "It's important." " See you in 10 minutes in the café." " What, now?" "Yes!" "In 10 minutes." "I know why you're so edgy, Miss High Society Designer." "No, seriously." "It's not that." " Andrea." " What." "Move." "Like they say, "If you let your neighbor into your life, grin and bear it"." "Oh, the most beautiful princess in the whole universe!" "Where have you been?" "Haven't seen you around." " Working, as usual." " really?" "Have I told you you're my favorite niece?" "I'm your only niece." "So, tell me what you've been up to." " Let me show you my designs." " cool!" " You like it?" " Love it." "But I'm still waiting for that shirt you promised me." "You'II have it today." "I'm making it." " Yeah, sure." " But first, I want you to see this." "What?" "You start here, then you go on there, and there." "Look at this beauty, all this beauty!" "And you know what?" "What?" "You designed this." " Two weeks and it's already a success." " really?" " Good." " You and your dad are the most talented people I've ever known." " He was brilliant." " So are you." "You got it from him." "And this..." "And..." " Sir?" " Look." "Sir?" "Xavier." "Coming." " New waiter?" " Nice-Iooking, isn't he?" " You like him?" " uncle!" " You do like him!" " Stop it, uncle!" "I hired him a couple of days ago." "He's a DJ in a club, and he wants to be an actor." "He needs two jobs if he wants to make it." "An actor!" "There's something about him..." "He reminds me of myself when I was a kid because he has goals." "And he's very sensitive." " He is just like me." " Yeah, right." " So?" " So what?" "Do you want your cappucino light or will you have the sinful one?" "The sinful one." "Don't worry." "I'II go pick up some things at the office and I'm on my way." "OK." " hello." " hello." "I brought you all the files on the Sanchez case." " I have all your appointments." " You do?" "You have an appointment with Mr. MaIdonado and the ceremony with Miss ZavaIa." "They called to confirm." "Thank you, miss." "You're essential to the organization of my Iife." "Sir!" "I'm not that kind of a woman." "No, 'course not." "At least not at this time." "Come on, boss." "Leave something for us." "You want them all to yourself." "I had a nightmare." "Come on, Martha!" "Is that why you dragged me out of bed and made me walk two blocks?" " well, I have a bad feeling." " About?" "Roberto." "AII right." "What is it about Roberto?" " I think he cheats on me." " You're kidding." "Again?" "That guy's a piece of work." "You caught him red-handed?" "I'm telling you it was a dream." "Martha, come on, give it a rest." "nearly every dream I've had has come true, you know it." "Yeah, sure." "Like when he closed down the Azteca Stadium to propose." "well, no, that one doesn't count." "Martha, you said he's changed, didn't you?" "frankly, I don't get you." " I don't know." "I think this time..." " AII right, in the first place get that nonsense out of your head." "And second until you bust him with someone else, not a peep out of you." "Let's go." "I have a session with a woman who realized her husband is gay after 35 years of marriage." "And you, with your fucking dreams." " I haven't finished telling you." " well..." "You can drag me out of bed a second time then." " Weren't you in a hurry?" " They haven't brought me my coffee." "polo, can we get the lady's coffee to go, please?" " Sure." " Thank you." "I hadn't checked out the new employee." "Yeah, he's been here for two days and he's an actor." "An actor?" "Not bad, huh?" "Weren't you in a hurry?" "Come on!" " 'Morning, Miss Martha, how are you?" " Good morning." "I'm fine." "Gimme a hand, will you?" "There you go." "Thanks." "Hey, could I ask you to have my car ready?" "Don't worry." "I'II see that they don't send it to the back." "I see you're listening to "banda" music." "What?" "It's very pretty music, very upbeat." "Some people prefer "gruperos" to "bandas"." "I'd rather listen to "bandas"." "Or "gruperos"." "Maybe." "To tell you the truth, I don't know what you're talking about." "See to the car, okay?" "tiredofkissingfrogs. com" " Hey, Dani." " Martha!" "How are you?" "I can see you're fine." "Good." "I'm glad." "Are you all right?" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "I was just checking out some whips." "I mean... some whips!" "Tips!" "Quotations." " What's that?" " This?" "Oh, gee!" "tiredofkissingfrogs. com" "Itjust popped up." "It's a page that..." "Dunno." "It's really wild." " DanieIa." " No clue." "No?" "You'd better explain or I'm telling everybody." "Okay, it's a dating website." "You enter your profile and meet all the guys you want." "Then you choose and have a date." "well, that's what a friend told me." "Not that I..." "Yeah, sure." " A dating website!" " Right!" "Jesus, your friend must be really desperate." "Very." "Poor thing." "infidelity" "It's an inherent part of man." "Something simply physiological." "The body asks for it." "My body asks for it!" " God!" "What's that?" " It's a TV show about couples and relationships." "several "famous" actors talk about the subject and they've asked us to design the set for the show." ""I'm tired." "I'm sleepy." "Not tonight." There're other fish in the sea!" "He's cute, isn't he?" " hello." "Martha ZavaIa?" " It's me." "Come in." " This is for you." " Thank you." "Sign here, please." "Mon Dieu!" " There you are." " Thanks." "You're welcome." ""For the best designer and best woman." "Love, Roberto"." "Oh, that man is a darling." "I'd Iike to clone him." "Twice." "You've been together two years and he still does things like that." "He's definitely a very romantic man." "Martha, he's a dying species." "Yeah, I know." "You're wondering if he's the one." "So what?" "If he's not, you change him." "Yeah, I know but it's that thing about committing..." "I totally understand." "I've been married three times." "If I faII in love again, I'II go for the fourth." "Martha you can begin worrying when, before going to bed he pecks you on the cheek, tells you he has a headache, and conks out." "Or when he tells you to meet him for dinner and cancels you at the Iast minute because he has "an unexpected business appointment"." "Martha, none of that happens to you." "Roberto is a fantastic guy." "You hit the jackpot with him." "Does he have a brother?" "No, he doesn't." " Tough." " well, maybe he does." "I don't know." "Maybe I did hit the jackpot." " Go." " I just got here." "No, go and get all dolled up like the best designer in the world that you are." "Get lost." "AII right, but if you're late, I'II kill you." " Go." "I'II put them in water." " Thanks." "Martha." "Martha, hurry up." "They're waiting for you." "Just one minute, please." "I don't think Roberto will be here." "Besides, we've criticized everybody." "There's no one left." "You don't look so hot either." "Me?" "Why?" "That lace is all stained." "Stained?" "Hey, listen." "Why don't you go on ahead?" "Gimme 5 minutes." "I'II catch up with you guys." " But hurry." " Yes!" "Stained, how?" "It's almost new." " Look at this." " What wrong with it?" " Besides, your suit is too tight." " It's called a "wedge"." " What's that?" " Dunno." "Bravo." "Bravo!" "I didn't get to the ceremony, but we'II celebrate tomorrow night." "Love, Roberto." "I'm no good with words." "Hey." "Hi." " My uncle here?" " No, he's out seeing suppliers." "But I can make you some coffee." "Cappucino light or... sinfuI?" " How do you know?" " I asked polo" "hold on." "Yeah, Ceci?" "Yeah, tell me." "I had already agreed..." "tell him to call me." "Sorry." " So... the sinful one?" " The sinful one." "Yes." "I asked polo which was the one you liked most and to teach me how..." " Sorry." " No problem." "Just a..." "Joax!" "What's up?" "I just got off with her." "What we agreed." "Okay, see you." "AII right." "Hey, Xavier." "Here's the milk." " Just a sec." "Sugar?" " Two." " Sign for this?" " Yeah, in a minute." "Don't sweat it." "really." "You've got your hands full." "Forget the coffee." "Just tell my uncle I'II call him later." "But I can make it to go." "I make great coffee!" "What are you looking at?" "I was talking to her." " How should I know?" " You have eyes, right?" " How many?" " What you asked for." "How many is that?" "Cuchi." "well, nothing really." "Since this evening's special I wanted to invite you home for dinner." "I'm cooking, okay?" "Great." "Kiss." "'Bye." "So I tell my girlfriend..." "Ex girlfriend!" ""I mean, at Ieast, leave me the mattress"." "She wanted to take it all." "It can't be!" "So she tells me "AII right, do you want the fucking mattress?" "Fine."" "And I fell asleep." "She was hysterical, she was crazy." "Another time that..." "Where were we?" "PLEASURE AND PAIN" "Dani!" "Coming!" " But now he wants this." " Yes." "daniela!" " Dani!" " DanieIa!" "I must talk to him." "I Iike the model, but I don't like the price." " Where's the quotation for the Lebanese?" " I don't have it!" " Joaco, you told me" " I'II take care of it." " He's an important customer." " Don't worry." "Have I ever failed you?" " AII right." "Get quotes for this." " Yes, yes." "And dress more sexy." "You'd look nice in pink." "My kiss." "I don't know!" "Change the biscuit brand!" " What's up with you?" " Nothing." "Don't nothing me." "tell me." "Promise you won't tell anybody?" " It all depends." " Come see." "It's a website where you log in, and some surprising windows pop up." "It's that I've got a friend who logged in and she met a guy who tied her up and dressed her in leather." "And what?" "She sent him packing, right?" "No." "Now she's addicted to sex toys." "Some people are really desperate." " Good afternoon, miss Martha." " I'II help you." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "How've you been, Goyo?" " Fine, and you, miss?" " I'm doing well." " Come in." " Thank you." "Come on in." " Where do you want this, miss?" " In the kitchen." "Kitchen?" "Oh, we're having a romantic dinner, huh?" "It's my brithday." "Mind your own business, Goyo." " Hi, babe." " Cuchi!" "Listen, I'm in a hurry." "Guess what." "I can't have dinner with you." "I have an appointment, Cuchi." "What?" "Again?" "Everything's ready, and you're telling me now?" "I know, but it's work." "I'm having dinner with clients." "Where are you taking them?" "What?" "Oh." "La Cité." "Have to go, babe." "Be good." "You be good!" "Andi!" "Again?" "Fuck!" "What's that fucker up to now?" "That's what I need to find out." "help me." "Let's call his office." "Have you seen the hour?" "Shit!" "Let's call his assistant." "I have his number." "Ramiro." "And what will you say?" ""Hi." "could you please tell me where is Roberto cheating on me?" "Again?"" "So, what do we do?" "help me." "I've got an idea." "Concentrate, Goyo." " I do." " You're a lawyer." " No, no, no." " A lawyer." " No lawyer." " Be yourself." "No!" "He's going to be caught!" "Just one question." "Am I a lawyer or am I myself?" " You're a lawyer." " yourself." " I'm a lawyer." " You're Mr. miguel." " Mr. miguel." " Right." "Mr. miguel." "call him." " You know where he is." " Mr. miguel." "It must be ringing." " No!" " What?" "We can't use your phone." "He'II know." "Use mine." "Let me see..." "Yeah..." " hello?" " hello." " Who's this?" " Good evening." "I'm calling because I need to know where Mr. Roberto is." " Speak up!" "I can't hear you!" " What?" "I can't hear shit!" "I don't understand!" "Where are you, motherfucker?" "ManueIito!" "How are you, dude?" "Come over to the Liquid gold!" "We're here!" "Liquid gold!" "Okay." "I'II be there." "'Bye." " They're in the usual place." " Where?" "Watching soccer in a place called Liquid "goal"." " Liquid gold!" " Liquid "goal"." " Son of a bitch." " Why?" " Who?" "Me?" " Martha, don't get upset but it's not a restaurant." "it's a strip joint." " What?" " What?" "Strippers!" " Sure, Goyo?" " That's what he told me, miss." "So, are we going?" "Goyo... thank you." "We're not?" "I can go with you if you Iike." "No, it's OK." " Mr. Roberto is there." " Yes, thank you, really." " See you!" " Good-bye." "We'II never be able to get in there." "Women are not allowed." "I give a shit!" "I'II get in, period." "If I sit around wondering, I'II go even crazier." "Oh, my God." "What am I going to do with you?" "God, help me, please." " I know." " What?" "You're so lucky to have a psychologist friend." " It's your lucky day." " What are you doing?" "What would you do without me?" "Just wait." "Carmen!" "Doctor!" "Open the door." "Come in." "Come in." "Keep quiet, because if I get busted, I'm out of a job." "Oh, okay." "You'II have to give me a free appointment after this favor I'm doing you." "I'm glad you called me." "I'm so thrilled that you're here!" "There's something else." "I'm called Cassandra here." "It's this way." " Where are the men, Cassandra?" " Keep your panties on." "Speaking of appointments, don't miss any of them." "No, doctor, never." "I want to thank you and tell you that the therapy you suggested changed my Iife." " I'm a new person." "Look!" " I'm so glad, Carmen." "I feel free!" "I want to tank you." "And you, dearie, relax, don't worry." "Come with me." " I think I overdid it." " Never mind." "Come this way, doc, I've got to go." " I'm up in... right now." " Thanks a Iot." " Your welcome, honey." " Can we go this way?" "You're not going anywhere, sweetie, much less dressed like that." "They'II boo you." "Let's do this." "Sharon, honey, some help here." "Put on these stockings, put on this bra and this thong..." " You can wear this thong too." " I'm not" "By the way, they're looking for one mean son of a bitch." " If you see me, you don't know me." " OK." "help them, sweetie, both of them." "Doc?" "See you our next appointment." "Have fun. 'Bye." "well, Cuchi, good luck." "This is as far as I go." "I'II wait for you here." " Let's begin with you." " No, not me, girls." "Stop!" "You'II pay for this." "This can't be!" "I must be nuts." "Down!" "Don't even think about it, motherfucker!" "What?" "What are you looking at?" "There!" " Don't!" "Leave me alone!" " Did he touch you?" " My boob is coming out." " That way." " What is this?" "hello!" " Don't get distracted." "Come on." "But I don't..." "I don't see anybody." "There, there." "I bet the son of a bitch is where the action is." " Yes, they're Roberto's type." " Wait up." " So?" "Am I getting my gift?" " Of course." "The special." "Sorry, excuse me." "Sorry." "Roberto!" "Hey, Ramiro." "Listen, listen." "Wait a moment." "I know what you're thinking." "Cheating on me with a..." " Wait." " What's wrong with you?" "Shut up!" "What's going on?" " I have nothing to do with them." " Don't get mad." "Hey, you!" "Out of here!" "You're shit!" "Don't go!" "Cuchita!" "Cuchita!" "Cucha!" "Cucha." "Everything is alright." " asshole!" " Nothing happened." "Shut up!" " Just let me explain." " explain what?" "Cucha." "Besides..." "hold on!" "Besides, you' were cooking dinner." "What are you doing here?" "And dressed like a whore." "What got into you?" "They're not whores." "They're artists." "What is this, Cucha?" "A fake tit?" "I don't owe you any explanation, asshole." " please..." " Motherfucker!" "Cucha, Iet me explain." " Get the fuck away from me!" " I didn't do anything!" "I didn't even touch her." "Ask her!" "tell the whore to come here!" "Come on." "Don't touch me!" " Shut up!" " No, no..." " Cucha!" "Cucha!" " Get out!" "Shit!" "It's clear to me that I'm the stupid bitch." "How come I didn't see it?" "I won't say I told you so, but I told you so." "several times." "You just have to see his character profile to see that he's a potential cheater." "I should've never given him so many chances." "Men are scumbags!" "Yeah, but unfortunately they're a necessary evil." "Oh, no!" "I'm through with men." "Swear to God, and mark my words." "I won't ever fall in love again." "Ever again in my fucking life!" "Martha, I know what you need." "Piece of debris, I hate and despise you." "Two-Iegged rat  it's you I'm talking to." "Because any despicable creature  even if it is the worst  compared to you  will be very tiny." "Thank you." "Paquita, you're a goddess!" " Cheers, Paquita!" " Cheers, girls." "What are you two celebrating?" "Oh, Paquita, my friend here is really broken-hearted." " Crying over a man?" " Yes." "Those fuckers are not worth crying over." "I told you so!" " Let me give you some advise." " Go ahead." "If they treat us badly, Iet's do the same." "Let's give them a taste of their own medicine." " Right." " Treat the fuckers like shit." "Right?" "If they're womanizers let us be "menizers" ourselves." "silence." "Men-what?" " "Menizers", you dummy!" " Fuck me sideways." " "Menizer"." " Dummy." " "Menizer"." "I Iike it." " No more boyfriends." " Just bitches." "One gets tired, move on." " Right." "Another one sleeps on the job, hit on his friend." "And so on." " Let's drink to that." " Cheers!" " To women." " Let's drink to women!" "To women!" ""Menizer"." "No." "Not these." "Joaquin!" "It's official!" "She's desperate!" "Come here, Joaquin!" "Come see this!" "You?" "Joaquin!" "Joaquin!" "I'II get the lights, Chucho." " 'Morning." " Good morning." " A play, huh?" " But they ask for experience." " Too bad." " Why do you want to be an actor?" "Sometimes, when I act, I can see the world from someone else's point of view." "It's not that I feel like someone else but I can get into the character's skin and see life through his eyes." "Your age... there." " My name here?" " Yes, there." "But if you put your data, don't use your real name." "I thought you didn't know anything about it." "Of course I don't." "Remember my friend?" "She logged into a page like this and met a Iot of men." " That's how I know." " Right." "Your friend." "Who's gonna meet a Iot of men?" "I'm in." "Nobody's gonna meet men." "She is!" "It's a website." "She's gonna post her profile and her picture." "I'm not going to post any profile or any picture anywhere." "No." "Write "romantic", not "loving"." "Yes, you don't wanna look desperate." "And you know what?" "You should get a cellphone "ex-professo"." ""Ex-professo" cellphone?" "Never hear of that brand." "Are they the ones with the camera?" "A new cellphone?" "What for?" "You never know what psychos will crawl out of the woodwork." "And don't post your home phone or address." "And never use your real name." "Ever!" "Use a nickname." "No!" "Better use a pseudonym." "You're sort of freaking me out." "Why so many precautions?" "You live in Mexico." "It's a metropolis." "My friend, the one who posted her information, met a really weird guy." "On their first date, he did a Iot of strange things." "He said he was a pastry cook, and that she reminded him of strawberry cake." "He covered her in frosting, put a strawberry here, another one here and strawberries all over her body." "And then he said, "Now I'm going to eat you."" "Scheherezade." "No, that's a stripper name." "That's even better." "Let them drool!" "No!" "hold on." "Cuchi!" "Cuchi!" "You scared me, Roberto." "Get me out of the doghouse." "I told you I didn't want to see you anymore." "And don't call me Cuchi." "I can't, Cuchi." "I Iove you." "seriously." "Why won't you believe me?" "Right." "You love me so much you even forgot my birthday." "It slipped my mind completely, Cuchi." "Forgive me, okay?" "I'II buy you dinner." "Wherever you want." "bottle of champagne, candles..." "Thanks, I've got plans already." "Why don't you go to the "Liquid gold"?" "It really rocks on weekdays." "...what you were doing dressed like a stripper." "You haven't explained that to me." "I didn't have anything to do with that girl." " Next time, ask." " No, wait!" "Wait, Cuchi, don't go!" "Cuchi!" "Cuchi." "hello?" "Who's this?" "I can't hear you." "Who are you?" "Oh." "hello, baby." "Hey, gorgeous" "inhale... exhale." "Good work, you guys." "His name is miguel." "He's thirty." " And he's gorgeous!" " Good." "So what?" "Does he move you?" "Does he move you?" "I mean, only to have a good time." "I'm not going to fall in love." "Go, "menizers"!" "Don't you remember?" "Give me five." " Martha." " What?" "Did you take seriously what we said the day we got drunk?" " obviously." " You're nuts." "'Course I'm not." "I plan to date a Iot." "No love." "Don't know what yu're missing." "Let me see." "No!" "But, why?" "You traitor." "He's a narcoleptic." "That's dangerous." "No, silly." "NarcoIeptic, not narc." "It's an irresistible urge to sleep during acute crisis." "It's the most common of neurological diseases." "hold on." "Meaning?" "Be right back." "Keep your eyes on me." "Meaning the guy..." "Eyes here." "hold on a sec." ""...faIIs asleep." Just like that." "Can't help it." "Yeah." "I take advantage to do my thing." "He's so sweet." "Yeah, right, especially if you drool." "well, he really moves me." "I'm sick of love." "It's a thing of the past." "Nice, huh?" "Pretty, isn't it?" "Oh, yes." "Pretty." " You look better than on the internet." " Thank you." " silvia?" " RafaeI." " You work here?" " Yes, it's my dealership." " It's yours?" " Yes." " shall we?" " Great." "Sure, I'm starving." "Roberto?" "What is it?" " My dear Robert." " My dear Robert?" " You know Chris, my partner?" " hello." " Rafa Legorreta." " Nice to meet you, Chris." "Let me introduce you to..." " Who?" " Give me a second." "He always does the same thing." " hello." " Hi." "Are you Miss Scheherezade?" "Yes." "This is for you." "Oh." "Thanks." " hello." " hello." " Scheherezade?" " Yes." "It's a pleasure, Scheherezade." "Tizoc." " Thank you, Tizoc." " Don't mention it." "Sit down." "Listen, Scheherezade, I wrote you a song." "For me?" "May I play it?" "Yes, sure." " Yes?" " Thanks." "Storybook princess  I finally found you." "A hippie?" "Funny, huh?" "No, they're dangerous, and they stink." "I have a friend who experienced some really heavy stuff with hippies." "Don't tell me it was horrid." "No." "In fact, she liked it." "Truth is I Iike him." "He's so sweet." "But you won't see him again, or will you?" "Yes." "I'm gonna help him raise money in Coyoacan." "Martha, don't tell me you'II get stoned and be all laid back." "please..." "Yes!" "I'II go with you and read the tarot!" "Right." "cool!" "That's it." "Camera change, please." "More oil, please." "Martha..." "Martha..." "Martha?" " help me?" " Me?" "Me?" "Yes, the oil." "Come here." "Yes." "Here." " No." "You do it." " Me?" "Yes, you put it on me." "It's all right." " Where?" " Here." "No!" "Not like that." "A little harder." "I won't break." "On the chest also." "feel how each and every muscle in my body has worked out." "They're well developed." " AII done." " Sure?" " You glow." " Am I okay?" "Moisturized." " Martha." " Oh, sorry." "Thanks." "Thank you." "Xavier Martin?" "follow me, please." "...nine... ten..." "one more, one more!" "hold it, hold it." "Easy." "That's it." "What do you think?" "This is my passion and my body is a temple." "There's nothing better than working out five or six hours a day." "Five or six hours?" "Are you mad?" " Ten more with added weight." " No, please." "Come on, you can do it." "One, two..." "Why don't we meet?" "What about tomorrow?" "Tomorrow's fine." "Why are you called DogIover?" "You mean there are more than two thousand dogs?" "Yes." "So people can come and adopt them instead of buying them." "Yeah, it's definitely better." "And you come every weekend to hang out with them." "Every weekend." "Dogs are my whole life." "They're the most affectionate, loving beings." "They're beautiful." "Don't you want to adopt one?" "I'II think about it." "Okay, enough about dogs." "Want to go to my house and don't know, I couId cook something for you?" "Or we could get a pizza and rent... a video?" "I'd love that." " really?" " Yeah." "Okay." " 'Bye!" " I'II be back, Hairy!" "Hairy!" "The male specimen approaches the female  and puts his five senses into practice." "He wants to choose his mate well." "Beginning by his sense of smell he approaches this female  to awaken her reproductive instincts." "The scent some parts of the female send  accelerates the heartbeat four excited male." "You smell nice." "For a moment he walks away to muster up his courage  and make a renewed and vigorous approach." "I Iike you a Iot." "You smell nice." "He moves on to the second sense:" "taste..." "What's wrong with you?" "I Iike you very much." "... and pushes the female." "It's getting late." "I have to go." "Not all males succeed on their first attempt." " Are you leaving?" " I'm in a hurry." "Sorry." " Can I call you?" " Of course." "He'II assume the courting ritual as soon as she lets down her guard." "Are you seeing all four of them?" "daniela, haven't you learned it's bad manners to spy on people?" " No." " Yes." "I'm seeing all four of them." " At once?" " Of course not." "One at a time." "I've become a "menizer", with the sons of bitches." " You've become what?" " A "menizer"." "I have a friend who slept with five at the same time." "really?" " And she loved it." " No!" "She wanted more." "only two copies." "I can make it with two." "Thank you so much, Joax." "See you." " Hi." " Hi." " My uncle?" " He'II be back in a second." "Hey, I wanted to ask you." " hello, princess." " Hi!" "hold on." " You know each other?" " Of course." "He knows how I Iike my coffee and prepares it like no one else." "I want to show you the new designs the kids brought." "I don't have much time." "I'm going out." " quickly, please." " Okay." "Look at this one." "Let's see, stud, I need a quick espresso." "Yes, sir." " These are like Thai faces." " They're cool." "Gotta go, they're coming to get me." " Let's go." " Sure?" " AII right, fine." " Hey, you!" " You look great." " Thank you." "This is my uncle polo." "rafael." " How are you?" " pleased to meet you." "shall we?" "Yes." "I just need to go by my house for a sec." "Okay, Iet's go." "Sir." "I owe you." "Chucho, hold the fort a minute?" "I'II go get my bag." "Won't be long." " Hey." " What?" "What was that?" "Nothing." "Just a little kiss." "You're very affectionate today, aren't you?" "Let's say just a bit." "Listen, why don't we go up to your place?" "I'II do some things to you, get to know each other better?" "Weren't we supposed to have dinner at a nice place with a great view?" "I can show you the stars anytime you want." " Meaning, no dinner." " No." " You'II be my dinner." " Let's see... hold on." "No, no, just relax." "What's wrong with you?" "You're the one who needs to relax!" "What's the matter with you?" "You don't like me?" "AII women like it when I tell them this." "well, I'm not all women." "What do you surf the net for?" "I thought you were like the rest." "But you're a tightass." "Weren't you leaving early?" "Yes." "Yes, thanks." "Freddy, may I have my things, please?" "Listen." "Martha forgot this." "will you give it to her?" " Sure." " Thanks." "See ya." " Good luck." " Thanks." "I hate you!" "The ad asked for experience." "We don't want beginners." "My picture" "Excuse me." "Where is the play opening?" "In barcelona." "Take a seat, please." "Thank you." "They get so excited about a trip across the pond." "Big deal." "Next, please." "Name?" "Xavier Martin." "Experience?" " well..." " Have you got any experience?" "You have 22 new messages." "This is the assignment of the year!" "tell me what you think." "What is it?" "Let's see." "Look, it's a couple of newlyweds, very up-and-coming who won't have time to talk to you or work with you." "This is so cool." "I Iove people with no time to decorate their own homes." "well, the thing is you've got to decorate it as if it were your love nest." " The place of your dreams." " That's great." "Thanks a million." "I won't let you down, I promise you." "I know you won't." "He gave me the keys to the apartment." "Are you nuts?" "You already want to go live with him?" "No, I'm not going to live with him." "Truth is, he's the sweetest man I've ever known." "I'm shocked." "You don't learn, do you?" "They cannot be trusted." "AII men are scumbags." "How many chances did you give Roberto because you believed in love or because you were in love?" "And even then, he broke your heart." "Martha you must learn to accept loss." "It's the only way to move on to new things." "well, congrats." "Good for you." "You're getting there." "It's late." "Gotta go." " You only have two hours." " I guess you'II have time." "What are you talking about, you couple of fruitcakes?" "The party of the year!" "Chock-fuII of men!" "More like hors "d'oeuvres."" "Forget it." "I have tons of work." "How many puppies!" " That one's cute, huh?" " Yeah." "Pedro..." " catalina!" " Pedro!" "Of course..." "I remember." "Come on." " I'II go get a drink." " Wait, Joax!" "Don't leave me!" "tiredofkissingfrogs. com" "I'm sorry." " Roge!" " Scheherezade!" "I'm glad you came." "Did you catch the Fifth Station?" " Yeah." " Wanna go over there?" "See you there in a moment." "Bathroom, okay." "Scheherezade, bathroom's that way." "Do you have to jump like that?" "I want you to meet someone." "Rafa?" "Rafa?" "YoIa!" "This is Martha." "Martha." "Weren't you silvia?" "She's my twin sister." "silvia." "Twins!" "You don't have any twins." "You still haven't met her..." "YoIa." "Excuse me." "Shame on her!" "I'm her best friend and I don't know her twin." "It can't be!" "Hi." "I wanted to explain about last night." "I don't want you to think I'm like that." " I'm not." " Let's go to the movies." "And I wanted to tell you..." "The movies?" " I had a great time." " Me too." "It was great." " Thanks." " No, thank you." " AII right." " Great." "Can I ask you a favor?" " On one condition." " What?" "There's this place I want to take you to." "I'm sure you're gonna love it." "It's a bit far, so could I come get you tomorrow morning?" " Okay." " Okay?" "Great." "So..." "Can I take your picture?" "What for?" "well, you know, it's for work." "I need pictures of... guys." "The truth is your mouth works for me." "My mouth?" " well..." " What about my mouth?" "No, I mean..." "it's the whole thing." "With the nose, the ears, everything." " May I?" " Yes, yes." "Okay?" " OK." " 'Bye." "Juana!" "Juanita!" "Xavier!" "My favorite actor." "How are you?" " hello." " This is Martha." "hello, Martha." "welcome to my house." " Thank you very much." " Did you get the "puIque"?" ""MezcaI"." "She gets such good "mezcaI"." "It's delicious." "And I prepared some delicious things." "Come on in." "Oh, goody!" "So I keep struggling while I keep at my acting classes." "That's why I Iove working in the café." "I make some money and have time to do what I Iike most." "I would've never guessed it'd be so hard to be an actor." "Truth is, very little people succeed." "But the sacrifice is worth it, when you're trying to reach your goal." "Yes." "Have you done anything?" "mostly school stuff and a couple of ads." "And I've just auditioned for a play in barcelona." "We'II see." "Great!" "And when will you know if you got the part?" "They haven't called me." "But, for me well, what moves me is passion." "A calling." "If I ever get to be famous, that comes in second." "It's wonderful to have something you're so passionate about." "What's yours?" "Yes, what is-?" "What moves you in life?" "What a question." "You caught me off balance." "I'm not going through a very stable period in my Iife." "You didn't answer my question." "What drives you to get up every day?" "I don't know." "I guess... my work." "I Iike what I do." "My people." "well, actually, love itself, but the issue has me a bit disappointed lately." "What about your boyfriend?" "What boyfriend?" "I don't have a boyfriend." "well, we'II drink to that." "Let's drink to that." "Martha, you don't learn!" " hello?" " Andi?" " What do you want?" " This can't be happening to me." " I'm not kidding." " What are you talking about?" "Listen, you must tell me if he's lying, if it's out of guilt." "You know, all the things these assholes do to trick us." "'Bye!" "What time is it?" "well, good night." "AII right." "Thanks." "It was very interesting." " Good night." " Good night." "Have some more wine..." "Hey, this one with the "cumbias," is it yours?" "Mine?" "No, I think someone must have left it after a party or something." "The second volume, too." "How did it get here?" " Same thing." " "Cumbias", greatest hits..." "You are a "cumbia" buff!" "Me?" " TwirI." " You're making fun of me." "My dad." "He was a great man." "I've missed him a Iot lately." " Hey, Dani." " Hi." "You got laid!" "It's written all over your face!" "You're eyes are all starry!" "I'm so happy for you." "Yeah, I still can't believe I got the part." "It's all your doing." "The thing is I don't know what to do." "barcelona is so far and I don't want to leave Martha." "She's become very important to me." "I'II talk to her today..." "talk it over, work it out, make a decision together." "Thanks for everything, polo." "For the opportunity and for believing in me." "You'II do great, you'II see." "Hi." "Listen, you're gonna kill me." "I can't have dinner." "I have a Iot of work to do  and it has to get done today." "Juanita has everything ready for us." "I promise I'II hurry." "AII right." "I'II wait for you." "Send you a kiss." "I'd Iike to send some e-maiIs." "could I use your laptop?" "Sure." "Thanks." "'Bye." "Let the mist enveIop us" "Let my eyes understand yours when they cry." "Let me hold you Iike this..." "Let the dawn come and the sun begin to shine." " Let me say" " Excuse me." "Hey, wait!" "I brought them for you." "well, I'm sorry." "It's an emergency." "I have to get home right now." "What is this, Mr. Chuy?" "We had an agreement." "Why do you do this to me?" "What can I do, Miss Martha?" "It's not up to me." "Listen, if it's an emergency, I can drive you." "AII right, Iet's go." "But now!" "Hey, you used to like "mariachi"." "Oh, God, Roberto, I can't talk now." "It's all my fault." "I was an ass, I know it." "Open the door." "I've changed, Cuchi." "I'm a different man, I promise." "Yeah, and I've changed too." "But I need to get home!" "I'II wait for you, no matter how long it takes, Cuchi." "Roberto, please, don't waste your breath." "Are you driving me or not?" "You know what?" "I'II take a cab." "No, don't!" "I Iove you." "will you open the door?" "Thank you." "'Bye." "Xavier..." "Martha:" "I don't want to be just another one on your list." "Xavier" "Shit!" "Fuck!" " hello!" " Good nite." "Come on, boy." "Xavier!" "Xavier, open up!" "Open the door, Xavier, please." "At least, listen to me." "Let me explain!" "Are you all right?" "You've been like that for over a month." "I know, I'm sorry." "Maybe you need a distraction." "The thing is... my friend from the internet called me and" "well, there's a party and I'd Iike you to come with me." "It's a very original idea." "You have to wear a mask." "If you want, you can borrow mine." "well, my friend's." "Thanks." " I'm here." " Thanks." "Martha, I hate seeing you Iike this." "I know." "I feel terrible." "I don't know what to do." "I don't get you." "The guy finally got what he worked so hard to get." "And he was willing to give it all up for you." "Do you want more proof?" "You seem to forget he's the one who doesn't want to see me." "Eah, well, what did you expect?" "Put yourself in his shoes." "How would you react?" "Same, or worse." "I'm an ass." "I went and did what I've always hated about men." "So?" "Lose the Iong face and go look for him." "tell him what happened." " Too late." " Why?" "Martha, if you really think he might be the one I wouldn't think about it twice." "What do you mean?" "Just that." "Get on a fucking plane and go find him." "That simple." "It's not simple." "He doesn't want to see me." "Besides, he must be having a blast in barcelona, living his dream." "...I think it's high time you started thinking about what you really want out of Iife." "Hi, Ceci, how are you?" "Fine, thanks." "Does it have to be me?" "Ceci?" "hold on." "I'II be back." " Ceci." " Martha, I'm glad you're here." " Is the client here already?" " Yes, he's here." "Hi, Cuchi." "unbelievable!" "Gimme a sec." "What is this, Ceci?" "Martha, just listen to him" "Okay, you know what you want." "You decide what's more convenient for you." "Cuchi." "Cuchi, for you." "What is this?" "The keys to your apartment." "You decorated it as if it were your own." "Can anyone tell me what the hell is going on?" "I'm lost here!" "AII right, take it easy, Cuchi." "It's not so hard to understand." "AII this had to happen for me to open my eyes and realize that this is the real thing, Cuchi." " We had an agreement, Roberto." " No, no, wait." " No, you wait!" " Give me a minute." "please, calm down." "Let me finish, please." "I know you thought I was very comfortable in our relationship dodging responsibilities, and in a way, you're rigth." "I had other needs." "Yeah, you had Czech, Russian, American needs." "No, please, Cucha." "Marry me, Cuchi." "It's the only thing we need to be a real couple, Cuchi." "This is what I always wanted." "well, there it is." "Look no further." "You're right." "I should look no further." "Is that a yes?" "A no." "It's a no." "But thanks." " hello." " Hi." "I think I made a mistake." "You live here?" "Yes, I do." "How can I help you?" "I'm looking for Xavier." "Xavier Martin?" "Yes, he also lives here." "And you are?" "A friend." "well, in fact, I'm nobody." "I'm sorry." "XAVIER MARTIN CHEKHOV'S "THE SEAGULL"" "I have no faith." "Dont go." "...alone and I'm cold." "congratulations." "Sorry, sorry." "Martha?" "Gimme a sec." "Martha!" "Martha!" " I'm sorry!" " What for?" "I came looking for you because I had to explain..." "explain what?" "I know you live with someone." "Never mind." "I should have stayed away." "I'm sorry, forget it." "Martha!" "Martha." "What are you talking about?" "About... the blonde." "Who?" "Montse?" "We work together." "Besides, she doesn't even like men." " What?" " She's got a girlfriend." "What?" " Anyway, I need you to know" " No, no, no." "You came to find me." "That's enough for me." " Did you Iike the play?" " I Ioved the play." "although..." "that kiss with the blonde..." "She's called Montse." "Come, I want you to meet her." "No!" "I don't want to meet her." " Why not?" " I need to digest it." " well, come anyway." " What if she falls in love with me?" "Oh, no." "I'm the one in love with you." "Come on."