"Name and ID." "Gabriel Arnaldo Cabau," "Hold on." "Gabriel Arnaldo Cabau?" "Hello." "Hello." "You here?" "I hadn't seen you." " And Consuelo?" " Who?" "Aren't you Vicky, Consuelds sister?" "Yes, just kidding." "She's fine, back in Spain, with my parents for a while now." "Your grandpa still has the music store?" "Yes." " Do you work there?" " Temporarily." "I'm an architect." "I actually need three courses to graduate." " What are you doing here?" " I had a crush on you, amazing." " What?" " Place your thumb here." "Your right thumb, please." "I came back two years ago." "I was in Patagonia photographing for a book, but got tired." "Are you going back?" "Yes, I'm buying a friend's car and driving to Jujuy and Salta." " We'll make it to Panama." " A little trip!" " Who are you going with?" " Alone." " Alone?" " Yes." "Why don't you come?" "What?" "Miss, you can come get your passport on the 23rd." "How kind." "Thanks." " You didn't answer me." " What?" "I leave in ten days." "Think about it." "Call me." "It's fine if you don't." "We'll meet again in 40 years, both of us old." "Take off your glasses and look at the camera." "Sir." "Look forward." "At the camera." " What's up?" " Nothing." "Do you like it?" "It's for the baby." "Yes, it's beautiful." " Let's go then." " So why did you sit down?" " I don't know." "Let's go." " Chill." "Take that." "You're useless." "Here." " Let's go." " I'm coming." "When will you get a haircut?" "NINE YEARS LATER" "My grandpa opened the store in 1952." "He made all sorts of instruments." "He specialized on violins." "He also made guitars at the back of the house." "I helped when he allowed it." "He was an angry man." "That's me." "Well, he passed away nine years ago and I oontinued the family business." "I bought a pizza place next door and the ZOO-square feet store turned into a much larger enterprise." "What about Frank Sinatra's legend?" "They say that when he came in 1982, his instruments went missing and your grandpa lent them to him." "That's a local legend." " Are you a musician?" " No." "I'm an architect, just need three classes to graduate." " Not much." " Yes, not much." "Back leg." "Go!" "Good job!" "I had a 4D ultrasound today." "Doctors say it's 82% positive it's a boy." "Look at that." "Wow!" "Looks like the father." "Sofia!" "She's so aggressive." "Careful!" "She gets into it when you're here." " Say something." " It's Taekwondo." "And you signed her up." "Sure, my fault, like everything." "I don't want to argue." "What are you doing here?" "It's my turn to get her." "I'm not here to pick her up." "You could've traded me for the music teacher." "Would've been less painful." "Okay, greeting." " Sofi, Sofi!" " Gabi, Gabi!" " Sofi, Sofi!" " Gabi, Gabi!" " They fight!" " They fight!" "They fight!" "Go to hell with your singingl" " Sofi, Sofi!" " Gabi, Gabi!" " Sofi, Sofi!" " Gabi, Gabi!" " They fight!" " They have fun!" " They fight!" " They fight!" " They fight!" " They fight!" "Onions first, Dad." "You're right." "Chill, I got this." "We'll end up ordering food." "Easy, it's all good." " What if I'm scared?" " Of what?" "Of going onstage." "The entire school will be looking." "I'll be there too." " Do you trust me?" " Yes." "Calm down." "There." "Calm down." "Calm down." "There." " Am I an animal?" " Yes." " Am I a fruit?" " No." " Do I have a tail?" " No." " Do I sing?" " No." " Do I live in the water?" " Yes." " Am I red?" " No." " Do I have a tail?" " You already asked that." " Can I take a guess?" " Sure." " Am I a medusa?" " No." "Do I look like you?" " No." "Am I a mammal?" " No." "And the nine-hour cartoon marathon continues!" "Don't you dare change the channel." "No, honey." "Look, I started going to therapy when I was 14." "When that man abandoned me." "Then, I went to oouple's counseling until my partner left me." "I started therapy for divorced parents." "I did therapy on a couch, sitting up, lying down, standing up," "Freudian, Lacanian, all you can think of." "But out of all of them, this one is the most absurd." "Easy, brother." "Breathe." "Gabriel, no conflict is solved by magic." "Why not?" "It's the house specialty." "I'm a magician, man." "Your astrological chart says it all." "Here, you left to Panama for 15 days, and here, you came back" " Let's calm down a bit." " Why?" "I'm not nervous." "You had a 14-year old son waiting." "Two sons actually." "Don't get Keko involved." "He's okay." "You're not okay with anyone." "I've been trying to fix this for 17 years, Gabriel." "But you need two people for that." "I came back, apologized, and you wanted to beat me up, remember?" "I went to congratulate you on your wedding and you also wanted to beat me up." "When the baby was born." "I went to the clinic and guess what happened?" "I don't know." "I'll help." "Every time I see him..." "I want to beat you up, Oscar!" "What if we meditate?" " I can't." " Stop." "Don't go." "We just got here." "Nice seeing you." "When will I meet the girl?" "She's my granddaughter." "Never!" "Your shoes, Gabo." ""Why do adults sleep together and kids, who are scared, sleep alone, Dad?" My baby asked me that." "Can you believe it?" "Because adults are more scared than kids." "Technically, Sofia is not a baby anymore." "She's nine." "Can we order later?" "We're expecting someone." "Thanks." " Who are we expecting?" " Rosalia." " Didn't I tell you?" " She's a great friend from work." "You'll love her." "Why do you do this?" "You don't warn me." "If we do, you just stay home with your kid." "At home?" "Fifteen days ago we went to El 'ligre with your cousin." "She was very nice, but never called me back." " That was a year ago." " A year?" "See?" "You have no notion of time and space." "Of course, you live under a rock." "So great having dinner with you." "Leti left you four years ago." "I mean, you got divorced." "Don't you want to meet someone?" "Start off fresh?" "Fall in love?" "Fall in love! "Love." I don't know about that." "Sex." "Come on, it's not like that." "So, this Rosalia lady, how old is she?" "86?" "I only care about "all-inclusive"," "That desert island thing with no electricity or drinking water, no casinos, like Cabo Polonio." "Terrible, I never understood it." "I agree." "Say something." "Sofia thought Cabo Polonio was a famous cop." " Who's Sofia?" " My daughter." " You have a daughter?" " She's nine." "Adorable." "Don't open that can of worms." "What can of worms?" "Here we are in Cabo Polonio, when she was four." "Here too." "First day of school." "It took me forever to braid her hair." "This is her fn'end Rocio." "When we were young, we had a blues band with Gabi." " He's a great guitar player." " For real?" "Do you still play?" "Yes, with Sofia." "We're preparing some songs for the school festival." "She sings." "She's nen/ous." "For her, it's like singing in Madison Square Garden." "I won't mention my daughter anymore." "I swear." "Let's change subjects." " Let's do that, great." " You got the shoes?" "Yes, I got that same salesman." " Had no problem, it went..." " Do you have kids?" " Yes, but he's a teenager now." " But the style is nice." " Yes." " A sandal would also be lovely." " What's his name?" " Federico." "Nice name." "You can match it with anything." " Do you have any pictures?" " No." "Why don't we do karaoke?" "Sure!" "Sofia is a karaoke champ!" "She's got a great ear." "She said she wants to be a singer when she grows up." "Sorry, Rocio." "The kick was for him." "Fine, it's okay." " L'll go to the restroom." " I'll go with you." "Sorry, Rocio." "You're an ass." "I'm having an awful time, doing my best." "Lesson one." "Never talk about your kids on a first date." " It desensualizes her." " I don't want to sensualize her." "What am I doing here?" "I should've stayed home with my baby." "I'll tell you what you are doing here." "To stick it!" "To try to stick it." "On one side you have kids, family." "On another, you stick it, screw her." "All the way!" " How boring to be a fish." " Why?" "All they do is swim." "They have no giflfriend, TV, they don't speak." "Some are so bored they eat their parents." "What?" "Didn't you know some fish eat their parents?" "I learned it at school." "Their babies, they eat their babies." "No, their parents." "They can't eat babies." "They can't eat parents." "They do, but they're not mean." "For them, they're like a fried egg." "They're little fish." "They don't get it." " Let's go." " Are you bored?" "No." "I'm hungry." "The place doesn't exist, it's not on the map." "It's in Cordoba, 19 miles away from Nono." "Like the Smurfs' village, minus the Smurfs." "I'll n'de my motorcycle there." "I had it fixed." "Like a healing, enlightening trip." "Are you listening?" "Sorry, I'm seeing when I have to pay my errands man." "I'm talking about spirituality and you mention your errands man." "You see your old man?" "When I was a kid and I got a truck this big for Christmas he said "Santa doesn't exist, it's grandma."" "He doesn't exist?" "No, honey." "Uncle Keko says funny things." "He always gets it all backwards." "Yes, always." "Here's the bus." "Go." "Love you." " Love you too." " I'll pick you up later." "Sorry, Gabo." "I had no clue." "Get out of here and come back in six months." "Dad was very upset." "He said he wants to meet the girl, wants you to call him." "He'll go on tour in ten days." "Wow." "Remember when I said Santa doesn't exist?" "I forgot to tell you that, for me, Dad doesn't either." "Fine." " Hello." " Hello." "How much is this?" "It's $3,500." "I'll take it." "All right." " Do you take credit card?" " Of course." "Here it is." " Can you giftwrap it?" " Okay." "Never mind." "It's fine." "It's hard." "Do you have a blank card?" "Yes, sure." "Help me." "I'm so bad at this." "What would your wife write if she gave you this?" " I don't have a wife." " Your girlfriend." "I don't have a girlfriend." "Your lover." " No lover either." " Don't you reoognize me?" "Victoria, seventh grade." "Civics class." "Of course, I thought I knew you!" " Weren't you abroad?" " I got back a month ago." " And Consuelo?" " Consuelo is fine." "I hardly recognized the plaoe." "It used to be smaller." "Yes, we grew." "How are you?" "What are you doing tonight?" " Me, tonight?" " Yes, you tonight." " Well, nothing." " You have no plans?" " No plans." " Go to this party." "The password is "tribilin is goofy."" ""Tn'bilin is goofy."" "Leticia, it's Gabriel." "I wanted to ask you a favor." "Some awesome new guitars arrived and I have a meeting with the vendor." "Could Sofia stay at your place tonight?" "I'll wait for your answer." "I hope the baby is growing well." "Say hi to Bruce Lee." "Hello." "Leticia?" "No, it's Bruce Lee, idiot." "It's fine." "Have a good time." "Don't talk about Sofia." "Sofia, no." "Don't talk about Sofia." "No talking about Sofia." "Won't touch the subject." "No Sofia." "Don't mess it up this time." "Don't talk about Sofia." " Tribilin's party?" " What?" "Goofy?" "Fine, okay." "What's up?" "Sorry to bother you." "I was given this address, maybe by mistake." "I'm looking for a woman called Victoria." "What's up, man?" "Tribilin is goofy." "Tribilin is goofy." "That way, man." "Vicky!" "I can't believe it." "You came!" "Thanks!" "You look great, so elegant." "And you!" "What is this place?" "Come, let me introduce you my friends." "Marie, Raymond, my French friends." "My friend Gabriel." "And Michel, the love of my life." " Come this way." " No kids!" " Are they all your friends?" " No, clients." "I organize their trips to Argentina." "Hotel, tours, food..." "I'm like a travel manager." "Sorry, these Italians call every ten minutes." " Sorry." " How many languages do you speak?" "Many, but all of them poorly." "Like the Pope." "Where should we start?" "I don't know." "Tell me what you've been doing." " A vodka martini." " Good way to start." "Screwdriver for me." "Thanks for coming." "For real." "You never got married?" "Yes." "But I got divoroed." "What's this?" ""No Kids."" "A movement started in Paris." "So that people who don't like kids don't feel so bad." "I'll give you a book." "Prisons of the Free People."" "It's not that bad." "And girls?" "Girls just wanna have fun." "İBe careful, I can't see!" "It's so hot." "I was afraid to come after you." "Why?" "I was afraid you'd be married and had kids." "Who told you I don't have kids?" "You did." "When?" "At the bar." "Tell me you have condoms." "Of course." "We didn't discuss it at the bar." "Yes." "You said you got divorced, not that you had kids." "I can't believe this is happening." "One thing is not saying anyihing, and the other is saying it." "Isn't it the same?" "It's not the same." "Wait a minute." "Do you have kids or not?" "Kids?" "Me?" "No, I don't." "Can I ask you a question?" "It's like a game." "OK3)'" "What do you love most in life?" " My bike." " Okay, fine." "Your bike." "Imagine you meet a girl." "Did I tell you about the trip I want to take?" "It's 19 miles away from Nono, in Cordoba." "Complete solitude." "Listen to me." "Imagine you meet a girl." "The prettiest girl you've ever met." "Like an angel." "My cousin Mabel." "Okay, you meet cousin Mabel." "It's love at first sight." "That's hard." "She's a stewardess, is always traveling." "Imagine she quits and you meet." "Total love." "But there's a problem." "Mabel hates bikes." "Would you deny having a bike to be with your oousin Mabel?" "She doesn't hate bikes." "She dates a guy with a Harley." "Keko, just imagine." "It's a game." " She's in love with you." " She's got a boyfriend." "Doesn't matter!" "She leaves him." "She leaves the boyfriend because he has a bike." "But Mabel loves bikes." "They crash on the bike!" "Mabel is traumatized and leaves her stupid boyfriend and she tells you" ""Keko, I love you." "I want you." "I love being with you." "But you don't have a bike, right?"" "What do you tell her?" "I'll sell the bike, that's it." "Great." "That's what I wanted to hear." "You can go on now." "Where did you hear Miley Cyrus doesn't like dogs?" "I read it on Teen Vogue." "What if she came here and wanted to be your friend, but you can't have a dog?" "What would you do with your dog?" "I don't buy it." "Miley loves dogs." "She has like 65 of them." "Okay, but imagine one of those dogs bit her arm, almost tore it off, and now she hates dogs, but wants to be your best friend." " L'd be famous." " Yes, but you'd have to lose your dog." "I have a kid here, man." "Can't you see?" "You'd have to get rid of Loby." " Toby!" " Fine, Toby." " Can we go again?" " Yes, but listen to me." "Would you deny Toby is your dog to be friends with Mitel Clayton?" " Miley Cyrus!" " Will you answer me?" "Toby is like my son." "If Miley asked me that I'd tell her to go to hell." "I want to tell you something very important." "First of all, I want to say that since you showed up" "I can't stop thinking about you." "I'd like nothing else but for us to work out." " But we need to be honest..." " You're still married." "No, it's not that." " I am." " What?" "His name is Hugo and he's a boxer." " Let's get the check." " No, no need." "We just got married for my papers." "Then..." "I have to tell you something important too." "Where do I begin?" "Since I was small, I haven't stopped." "Always moving, packing, no home anywhere." "I'm kind of a drifter." "I drift a lot too." "I was always afraid to settle down somewhere." "Like a phobia." "I'm a curious person." "I like meeting new people." "Going to different places." "But suddenly you popped into my head." "Like a sign." "A possibility of stopping, simmering down, staying still, having a home." "And there you were, always in here." "It was a sign and I wanted to listen to it so I came looking for you." "And I found you." "Alone, and for me." "I have no words for what you said." "Don't say anything." "What were you going to say before?" "İI want to go now!" "Wait just a second." "Excuse me, please." "Look, I decided to come here for a reason." "I'm laying my heart on the table and this is not normal." "It's a quiet restaurant." "I don't see slides or even a kid's menu." "Look around, only couples." "And this one has a bratty kid that is driving me over the edge." "Please!" "Don't stare like that." "And they'll say he's just a kid." "Kids are sacred and can do whatever they want." "Well, no." "There are all kinds of kids, just as there are adults." "Please, one decides not to have kids and has to deal with someone else's!" "This always happens to me." "Okay?" "Fine." "What were you saying?" "Nothing important." "Why are you touching it?" "This tent is small for you." "Yes, but I like it." "Fine, but shouldn't we donate it or give it to someone who will use it more?" "Why?" "It's mine." "Fine, but you got it when you were three." "You need to learn to let go." "How about Toby bear?" "When was the last time you looked at him?" "What's the matter?" "Why do you want to give my things away?" "I don't." "I just want to make room" " for new things." " I don't want new things." "And who said the tent is small for me?" "Look, I can go in with Toby." "I'm very comfortable." "Yes, I see that." "Promise me you won't give my tent away." " It's mine." " I promise, of course." "Now, get out." "Let's go to your mom's." "Good evening." " I wanted to see you." " Me too." " See your house." " My house is your house." "I love it." "It's beautiful." " Like it?" " I like it." "Kitchen, dining room." "Minimalist furniture." "I love it." "That's what I like, lightness." "So energy can flow." "Nice, I like that." "Same artist from the entrance?" "Exactly." "A concept artist did it." "I'll show you a concept." "Concept." "Show me everything." "I want to see more." "Kitchen..." "My room." "I have two bathrooms." " And that door?" " Here I keep my dead mother." "Let's surprise her." " L'll get you a glass of wine." " Sure, later." "This flat where you're staying..." "It's a friends." "Can we meet there next time?" "No, it's more intimate here." "It's so late." "Dinner tonight?" "No, I'm off to Rosario for an audio equipment conference, vendors, clients, boring stuff." " When will you be back?" " Sunday night." " L'll miss you." " Same here." "I almost forgot." "Read it and let me know how great it is." "I'm leaving or I'll be late." "Bye, see you!" "Hello." "Sofia has been waiting for 40 minutes." "The music teacher just called." "You didn't pick her up." "Leticia, tell her to wait for me." "I'm on my way." "Let's go." " Are you mad I was late?" " No." "Why the face then?" "Because when you bring me here it's to tell me bad news." "Mom brought me to tell me she was pregnant." "No, honey, relax." "I'm not pregnant." "Look, I've been thinking." "When we got divoroed, all I cared about was being with you." "But lately I've felt a need to have more space for myself, you know?" "I don't." "Space." "For me, for my stuff." "To go out, meet new people." "We should give each other some time." " What's her name?" " Who?" "Your girlfriend." "If you're telling me all this, you have a girlfriend." "I don't have a girlfriend." "It's not that." "Rocio's dad took her to Disneyland when he got a girlfriend." "I'm not Rocio's dad and I don't have a girlfriend." "No, you're a cheapskate and want to buy me with just ioe cream." " I don't want to buy you." " You should." "All I ask is that we don't forget rehearsals, Cabau." "No, rehearsal days are sacred." "And don't call me Cabau." " Give me cash." " What for?" "Give me cash." " We'll talk." " We just did." "You drove me crazy dun'ng the divorce because you wanted more custody and now you want less?" "What's her name?" "It doesn't matter!" "You're complicating my life." "Does it have to be now?" "When is the right time?" "When the baby oomes?" "The baby has a name, in case you care." "We'll call him Justo." " Justo, like Urquiza?" " Yes." "Like Urquiza, and like Sebi's dad too." "Fine, as you wish." "I'm talking about Sofia." "Let's share weekends, that's it." " Temporarily." " Sofia has been unbearable." "I don't know what she's thinking." "Because someone is coming into the world, we're gonna push her aside?" "Might be." " What's your girlfriend's name?" " What do you care?" " Is he moving?" " No, he's dancing the samba!" "I had forgotten what pregnancy is like." "It's hell." "You're hell." "You're so hot." "Okay, let's do that." "Leti, Sebi." "No tickling!" "Dad, can I sleep with you?" "Of course, honey." ""Aerostatic balloons follow air currents although some can be controlled."" "Can you hold on a second?" " Again?" " Be right back." "Don't be long." " Hi, honey." " I wanted to ask you something." "I asked you not to call." " L'm in a meeting." " I won't call you again." " Call me anytime." " I want to change our song." "Oh, nice." "Let's rehearse tonight." "L'll pick you up." ".Love you." " Yes, love you too." "Bye." " Bye." "No way." "Pick up, Jose." "It's Jose Steinberg..." "It's Jose Steinberg." "I can't oome to the phone..." " Everything okay?" " Yes, and you?" "All good." "I met a lovely oouple who didn't know the place." "I was their guide." "They had to leave because their car was almost stolen." " That sucks." " Safety is a problem." "Vicky." "Want me to pick up?" "Go wash your hands." "No, stay there." "I'll go to the bathroom." "Hello." "I'm taking a shower right now." "I'll call you when I'm done." "You left the shower on." "Are you going back?" "You're right." " Is that your girlfriend?" " Who?" " You think I'm stupid?" " No." "Yes, she's my girlfriend." "Okay, we're making progress." "You have a girlfriend." "Are you in love?" " What does that mean?" " Do you kiss?" " Everyone kisses." " With tongue?" " Yes, sometimes." " Then you're in love." "Maybe." "If you're in love and you have a girlfriend why didn't you ever talk about her?" "We are talking now." "Now, please, let's go eat in peace." "You eat, I'm not hungry." "Honey." " Where's my iPad?" " Why are you upset?" " Why all the mystery?" " There's no mystery." "I'm getting to know her and I don't want you involved yet." "Are you embarrassed to introduce her or do I embarrass you?" " Can you calm down?" " No." "Why don't you talk about her?" "Why do you talk to her on the baloony or in the bathroom?" " Calm down." " No!" "Where's my iPad?" "Your iPad..." "In the closet." "The thing is this woman has a flaw." "Kind of like a phobia." "You know what that is?" "Obviously." "No, what is it?" "A phobia is when someone causes you anguish just with their presence." "And this Vicky..." "What's her phobia?" " Kids." " What?" " She doesn't like kids." " What kids?" "All of them." "They make her nen/ous." "She sees a kid and panics." "It's as if she were afraid of doves and had to cross a park." "What does that have to do with her finding my mess?" "They're not messy." " Are you hiding me?" " No." "You're a jerk." " No, honey." " You're a jerk." "You're all I'm proud of, honey." "Take me home." "Let me see if I got it." "You arrange your house depending on who's ooming?" "You told me not to talk about her!" "Yes, on the first date, not for the rest of your life." "Sofie hates me." "Hasn't spoken to me in a week." ""Hates you," poor thing." "You know what that is?" "Divorced parents' guilt." "You argue one time and your world falls apart." "Tommy hasn't talked to me in six months." " Why?" " I don't know." "I forgot." "Maybe because I'm his father." "I feel like an awful father." "Awful." "You're feeling awful." "Want me to tell you about my day?" "I wake up at 3:30 a.m. because little Jose has a cough." "I sleep two hours." "Take Tommy to school, come back home, have terrible cold coffee standing up and I take Jose to kindergarten, an hour later." "Why does he start an hour later?" "I don't know." "Then I go back to Tommy's school for a meeting with the principal." "When I leave, my wife yells at me for dozing off during the meeting." "How could I not?" "I woke up at 3:30 a.m." "I oome here and have to face these people." "That's not all!" "Tonight, when I force my kids to go to sleep and plop on the couch to watch TV, stupid patients start calling and bugging me!" "And when my mom finally has the kids so the wife and I can go out and relax, some son of a bitch breaks my car window!" " Were you hurt?" " Not at all." "You know what I'd give to have a Spanish woman come whisper in my ear'?" "Sure, but you'd die without Shina and the kids." "death!" "I can see the coffin lid, closing in, producing shade, and I rest until eternity." "Come, I'll get started." "Lolito, hello!" "I'll take you." "Where's the mom?" "Bring him." "How are you?" "This place is nice, but my place is off the grid." "It's 19 miles away from Nono, in Cordoba." "Off the grid." "No cell signal, nothing." "You can oome with me, bring the kid." "What kid?" "The..." "Vicky." "The girl, kid..." "Same thing." "Get going." "Take the keys." "I'll open up." " Sorry." " It's fine." "Thanks for calling me "kid."" "Open up, Keko." "Bye, Bruce Lee." "Hello." "Gabo, the chick has fled the coop." " What the hell are you saying?" " The chick..." "Sofie is going up." "She's going up to your apartment." "She's in the elevator." " Be right down." " Is it the sushi?" "Yes." "Be right back." "What are you doing?" " Sofia?" " I told you she went up." "With this one, you protect your chest." "Hit with this one." "Don't bend your pulse." "Hello." "You must be Vicky, light?" "I'm Sofia." "Is Cabau home?" "He went down for a minute." "Be fightback." "Can I help you?" "No, thanks." "What are you looking at?" "Won't you give your sister a kiss?" " You knew I was coming." " Yes, sure." "What?" "How are you?" "Fine." "The apartment looks different." "Last time I was here it was different." "Doorbell." "Yes, must be the sushi." "Can you go down?" "I'll explain." "Here." "Sign anything." "They don't care." "Honey, what are you doing here?" "I was mad, but not anymore." " I can leave if you want." " No." "L'm going crazy." "My head will explode." " L'll tell her the truth." " No." "I've been reading about phobias." "If you tell her the truth three things can happen," "I thought it all out." "Vicky, this is my daughter." "You have a daughter." "How oould you hide that?" "Vicky, this is my daughter." "How oould you hide that?" "You're a monster." "My eyes!" "Vicky, this is my daughter." "If you love her, let's do things my way, Cabau." "Don't call me Cabau." "From now on you are Cabau." "There's no more "daddy."" "Like Santa." "My dad is kind of crazy." "He has kids everywhere, like nine or ten." "Right, Cabau?" "Nine." "I'm the youngest and Cabau the oldest." "All from different women." "Don't know why he had so many." "We don't matter to him." " Don't talk like that about your dad." " He's your dad too." "And when did he have you?" "He was super old, he's like 80 now." "He's 78." "He had me at 35." "He's like a bull." "He likes to have kids and leave them." "He's always traveling." "He has some in the countryside." "He even started a Facebook group." "He's in Paraguay now." "And my poor mom on her own." "She's pregnant." "Can't even move." " Your dad's baby?" " No, someone else's." " Where are you sleeping tonight?" " Here." "And you?" "I forgot to tell you." "It slipped my mind." "The mom has to rest, she has no one and asked if I could watch her for a few days." "She's not feeling well, poor thing." "Excuse me." "Stop pretending." "I'm not." "I had wasabi." "I don't get it, for real." "Suddenly you have a 9-year old sister." "You're right." "Sorry." "I don't know why I didn't tell you." "There's a big age gap, I rarely see her." "Her mom asked me a favor." "I don't know." "You never want to have kids?" "Look who's talking." "You're right." "What if I want to be a dad?" "If I feel like it?" "We get along well, we like each other." " That'd be a logical next step." " Logical?" "We get along well, you said it." "Why mess things up?" "Why mess things up?" "Why don't you like kids?" "For real." "Why don't you want kids?" "Why are women always asked that?" "It's crazy." "I like my life." "I don't want anything changing that." "I like to get home in peace, without noise, lie down on the sofa, read a book, listen to my music." "Watch the movie I want, go on vacation, go in and out, stay..." "Freedom, that's what I want." "And why?" "So that in 30 years I get blamed for my mistakes?" "What mistakes?" "Don't parents always make mistakes?" "Isn't that what is said at the shrink?" " Will you buy the set or not?" " No." "Besides, kids hate me." "I don't get it." "I feel for them what they feel for me." " What kids?" " All of them." " All of them?" " All of them." "Damn, this is scary." "It's my first time at a playground." "Come on." "There." "You'll see." "Hi, honey." "What are you playing?" "See?" "Immediately." "Let's go." "Wait, let's test with another kid." " That baby." " Babies are the worst." "Say hello to the baby." "Hi, baby." "What a cutie!" "See?" "What's your problem?" "She's very stupid She's very ugly" "She's all bones And she farts" "How do you like it?" "I don't know your intention, but the lyrics sound a little harsh." " What do you think, Victoria?" " I love it." "I feel the same way." "I have one called "Hate you with a Passion."" "Want to hear it?" "So now you and your daughter are siblings?" " That's funny." " No, it's crazy." "It's like having an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same tent." "I have to end it." "Why don't you figure out what the hell is her problem?" "Maybe she had a childhood trauma." "It's strange." "Everyone likes kids." "Are you kidding?" "You're always criticizing kids, babies, the moms at your office..." "You didn't get a word." "Not a word." "Can't you see complaining for me is like fuel?" "Seeing all these brats who poo on the exam table is like vitamins." "When moms bust my balls at 3 a.m., they turn me into a giant." "Did you notice that?" "I'll tell you about today." " I got up..." " You told me a million times already." "Thanks for your advice." "Come help me." "It's your job." "So what will you sing?" "You're quiet." "Are you mad?" "I'm nostalgic." " Nostalgic?" "Of what?" " Of how things were." "There were no brothers, no girlfriends, nothing." "I'll work it all out, I promise." "And you'll have a brother, that's a beautiful thing." "That's life." "Don't mention that idiot." "We're here." "Remember Keko will oome pick you up." "I have a meeting." "Let's go." "What are you doing?" "You can go." " You don't need to go in." " Do I embarrass you?" "Obviously." "Don't give me that look." "I'm turning ten." "That's life." "Yes, I know..." " Gabo, I'm stuck in the elevator." " What?" "The music class elevator." "I've been trapped for an hour." "Can't you pick up Sofie?" "I'm on the other side of town trying to get the keyboards, I wouldn't have asked you otherwise." "Never mind, I'll handle it." "I can't believe it." "This guy never, never..." " Cabau." " Answer it." "No way." "Hi, Victor." "It's Gabriel, Sofia's dad." "Hi." "Can I ask you a favor?" "When you go get Rocio at Malenas' birthday party can you pick up Sofia and take her to music class?" "It's half a block..." "Exactly." "Half a block away." "In Carmelo?" "Why didn't you tell me sooner, idiot?" "Sorry, forgive me." "Say hi to your girlfriend." "Excuse me a minute." " Yes?" " How are you?" "Can I ask you a favor?" " L'll raoe you." " I pass." "Thanks." "Don't sit down." "You'll get dirty." "Come on, Sofie." "Go." "You don't like kids, do you?" " Who told you?" " My brother." " Is that all he said?" " Yes." " He didn't say what I liked?" " No." "Sometimes it's better to know people because of what they like that for what they don't like." "Sofia, is it too much to ask you to use the sidewalk like a normal person?" "Are you a normal person?" "I don't know, but 40 minutes ago" "I got you at the birthday and we haven't even walked a block." " That sucks." " Come." "Sorry, come." "I'll race you to the corner." "First one there wins." " I don't feel like it." " Come on." "One, two..." " A caterpillar." "How cute!" " No, don't touch that!" "Can I have it?" "No, they are gross." " I want to take it." " You won't take it home." "From woman to woman, I'm nine." " What do you expect?" " For you to walk." "I'll walk when I feel like it." "You jerk!" "Come here, honey." "Can't you see the kid here?" "Idiot!" "Stupid ass!" " Are you okay?" " Yes." " Sure?" " Yes." "Did you kill her?" "Does she look dead?" "Come on." "I'll do to you what no one has ever done." "No, my sister is right there..." "Come on, Sofie." "Take your backpack." " Bye." " Bye." "You won't believe this." "She went into labor." "The baby's breech." "She'll be admitted with her first contraction." "You don't know where to drop the merchandise." "Drop me off at your plaoe." "If you don't mind, I'll throw a party." " Do you like it?" " Loveit" "Where's Cabau?" " At the bar." " Let's play?" " No..." " Come on!" " Am I sweet?" " No, you're bitter." "Very bitter." "You're small and annoying." " Stop, I didn't ask." " Sorry." " Do I have wings?" " Yes." " Am I delicious?" " No." " Kids don't like you." " Why do they eat me?" "They say you are healthy." " What do you think?" " Stop, it's my turn." " Would you live with me?" " No way!" " Are you afraid of me?" " For real?" "A little bit." " Are you afraid of me?" " A little bit." "Don't be scared." "I am... an artichoke!" "No." "Am I a little bee?" "A bunny!" "A little bunny." "How cute!" "What's a bunny doing here?" " How cute!" " Can I keep it?" " What about this guy?" " He has a tag." "Let's see." "Look how cute it is." "I can't believe it." "Nancy!" "Where are you, Nancy?" "Is this yours?" "Why do you have a bunny?" "Because I'm a magician." "There's a show in the garden today." "Wanna come?" "Yes, I love magic." "I'll go ask if the extra room is in the bed." "I mean, if the extra bed is in the room." " Are you going that way?" " Yes." "See you." " Going that way?" " Yes." "After you." " Again?" " Yes." "Let's see." "So she's your sister, my daughter too, and the woman doesn't know she's your daughter?" "No." " How many kids do I have?" " Nine." " Nine kids?" " Yes." "I'm the oldest." "You have two abroad." "Some in the countryside and Sofia is the youngest." "And Keko?" "Who knows!" "He's the missing link." "How old am I?" "You can pick between" "I've lied before, but this is the biggest fraud I've heard of." "Will you help me or not?" "Will you introduce me to my granddaughter?" "I don't know." "He's amazing!" "Thank you very much." "To finish things off," " Me, us!" " No, no." "Sofie." " Us!" " No, no." " What's your name?" " Sofia." "You're beautiful." " What's your name?" " Vicky." "These girls will now disappear." " How?" " Come here." "No!" "Please, please." "Come on, Vicky." "Let's go, please." "Help me here." "We close the door." "They are inside." "We insert the rectangle." "Did they moan?" "No." "Let's see." "Here." "I want to go pee." "Please be quiet, Sofie." "I'm so anxious." "Vicky, breathe." "Exhale." "Feeling better?" "We might end up being friends." "No way." "WE WENT TO THE WOODS" "This is beautiful." "Careful." "Look down." "Always look down when in the forest." " Let's play hide and seek." " I'll oount." "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... done!" "I want to hear you breathing!" "Sofie, say something." "Please say something." "İVicky!" "Girls!" "Vicky, where are you?" "Sofie, I'm getting worried." "For real." "I'm not playing anymore." "He's gone." " My little girl." " Daddy." "I just want to say I didn't tell you because I was afraid to lose you." "You lost me, so relax." "Just tell me something, did you make her lie?" " No, but..." " I don't care anyway." "Weeks laughing at me." "You, the kid, your brother..." "Is he your brother or not?" "He's my brother." "And the magician is my dad." " What?" " The magician is my dad." " You didn't make it easy either." " Excuse me?" "So it's my fault" " you lied about your daughter?" " No, I did it." "I admit it." "You just fell out of the sky one day, asked me out to a party," "I fell in love, and two seconds later" ""no kids."" "We liked each other, we had a good time." "Why did you fall in love with me?" "Because I didn't have kids?" "Apart from that, I'm the same guy." "You want to know why I fell in love with you?" "Because I had a burning desire to stop packing my bags!" "Shit!" "Please leave me alone." "Leave me alone." "He's really my dad, not my brother." "We didn't do it to be mean." "She belongs to a "no kids" group." "She doesn't like kids." "We don't want to tell her the truth." " Did it ever happen to you?" " Yes." "What's behind your ear?" "Look." "How did you do it?" "Teach me." "Sofia, come on." "Don't talk to strangers." "I'm not." "He's the magician." "Forget it." "Go get your things." "We're leaving." " Come on." " Some other day." "Bye, magician." " What is this?" " Whai?" "This." "You treat my daughter as if you've known her forever." "Don't act like a loving grandpa because you're not loving, Dad." "You won't tell her I'm her grandpa?" "No!" "Dad, my brother was born." "He's unbearable, won't stop crying." "Call me." "Cabau, Rosalia called again." "I know you're upset, but if you like I can plan another date." "sexl" "Gabriel, it's Bruce Lee." "Justo was born." "Can you hang up, damn it?" "!" "Gabo, it's Keko." "I wanted to tell you I am leaving next week." "I'll tell you more at the shop." "Are you coming?" " I thought you had left already." " No." "Before leaving I wanted to tell you something." "What?" "Nothing..." "That you are my brother." "I know." "Anyway, there's a song that says it better, what I want to tell you." "You gave me an identity Taught me to appreciate" "Life lessons I'll never forget" "Learning to fly You just have to stad" "Tripping is not falling Don't be mistaken" "The system corrupts you And forces you to buy" "Then it goes more into capitalism, but the beginning is... kind of how I feel." "I don't know what to say." " Have you talked to her?" " No." "So how do you know she's leaving?" "I just know." "It's tough." "Going a little deeper, tell me... how was she in bed?" "Did she take the lead or was she passive?" "Straight to the point or into foreplay?" "How can you ask me that?" " That's the main thing, son." " Come on." "The main thing." "A son doesn't talk about that with his dad." "What does he talk about?" "When you're young you talk about homework, Math..." "Math." "Let's talk about Math." "Tell me about the Thales theorem." "That's not Math." "It's Geometry." "Fine, Geometry." "And I don't need a dad to talk to anymore." "So?" "Sofia gets off Taekwondo tomorrow at 6:00 p.m." "I have to pick her up." "Want to come along?" "Excuse me?" "Excuse me?" "You'll drop the glass." " Was the test hard?" " No." " L'm nervous." " It's really easy." "Okay, bye, I 901w 90" " Sofia, what are you doing here?" " Where are you going?" "Never mind." "Did you get here on your own?" "No, my grandpa brought me." "Are you still mad at me?" "I'm not mad at you." "My dad misses you." "He wanted to tell you the truth." "Yes, but some things you don't play with." " You'll understand later." " He loves you, you love him, don't I seem like a small problem?" "I'll grow up and leave." "I won't be with him forever." " You're not the problem, Sofie." " Well, then?" " There's something behind your ear." " What?" "What is it?" "Take care, okay?" "How did it go?" "Doesn't look good." "The trick went well." "Let's go?" "Yes." "You were right." " About what?" " The tent." "It's small for me." "Let's give it away." "Get your bracelet and let's go." " And Toby the bear?" " Not yet." "I have a surprise for you." " Is that necessary?" " Yes." "What will we play?" "Just follow along." "OK3)'" "Well, as you can see, my dad looks like crap and we didn't rehearse much, but we will try our best." "If I can reach your hear1" "Everything can be chosen" "Don't write on my wall" "I just want to be on your skin" "And if the sun doesn't shine" "And I'm stuck here" "I would have no reason" "To keep living Without your love" "And today I'm back Looking for your love" "Only the wind is left" "Only the wind is left" "And today I'm back Looking for your love" "Only the wind is left" "Only the wind is left" "And if the sun doesn't shine" "And I'm stuck here" "I would have no reason" "To keep living Without your love" "And today I'm back Looking for your love" "Only the wind is left" "Only the wind is left" "And if the sun doesn't shine" "And I'm stuck here" "I would have no reason" "To keep living Without your love" "Sofia is very talented." "Who does she take after?" "Always so funny..." "Cabau, Mcky!" "How are you?" " I thought you'd left." " I leave tonight." " When will you be back?" " I don't know." "It was nioe, the concert." "Really nice." "My name is Gabriel Cabau." "I'm divorced and I have a nine-year old daughter." "I can think of ten thousand reasons to ask you to stay." "Okay." "Start." "My flight leaves at nine." "Okay." "Let's get to the point." " What's that?" " My papers." "We got them together nine years ago." "What's so funny?" " Who are you looking at?" " You." "You, leaving." "For nine years, every time I look at my papers I see you leaving." "Something is missing." "I like that reason, but you said you had 10,000 more." "One is not enough." "I'll leave my daughter at a boarding school for one year." "I don't believe you." "For real." "And the third reason, the most important." "My ex-wife is coming and if you leave me..." " How are you?" "I'm Leticia." " I'm his girlfriend." "Vicky." "Her current husband." " How are you doing?" " And this little baby?" "What a chubby baby!" "Hi, cutie." "I love him." "I'd take him home." " Whenever you want!" " It's just a saying." " Do you like kids?" " I love them." "Did you see what a cutie?" " You lied." "You don't like kids." " Did you see how well I lie?" "Cheese!" "Running around, honey?" "Hey, lady!" "The ball!" "Give it back to him." "Thanks!" "Cousin!" "Mabel!" "What's up?" " You okay?" " Yes, and you?" " What are you doing here?" " I'm on my way to Cordoba." "To a place that's off the grid." "No Wi-Fi, nothing." " Who knows." " With your boyfriend?" "I broke up with Omar." "You didn't know?" "I didn't." "We had a bad aocident on the road." "Omar was driving the bike..." "It was messed up." "I was a little traumatized." "And you?" "Me?" "I'm also going to Cordoba, close to Nono, 19 miles away." "For real?" "Are you riding your bike?" "No, I sold my bike." "I sold it." "I don't want it." "I was going to the station to catch a bus." " No way." " Yes, this way." "Let's go together." "Together." " This is yours?" " This car is mine." " It's awesome." " You drive." "Come on." "Can I drive it?" "We can take turns." "Sure, it's an honor to have you drive it." " For real?" " Come on." "You'll see when you place your hands on the wheel." "You've never dreamt this in your life." "It's amazing." "Nice." "Look at this!" "Just look at your car."