"Grr!" "Fore!" "Hey, watch it, Amy!" "Jeez, try aiming for the bad guy!" "Sorry!" "Oh, come on!" "Faster, you bumbling bolt buckets!" " What are ya waiting for?" " You didn't say the magic word." " Pawn shop." " We were thinking "please", but "pawn shop" gets the job done." " Seriously?" " Booyah!" "And Sonic takes the Eggtank!" "Perhaps you should consider grenades that explode on impact instead of ones that can be thrown back before they blow up?" " You saying this is my fault?" " No, no, I'd never say that, regardless of how true it is." "You incompetent ingrates!" "You can find your own way back to the lair!" "Might we grab a ride to our evil employer's lair?" "Of course!" "But this wagon isn't exactly water resistant." "It'll probably sink to the bottom of the ocean" " and me along with it." " On second thought, we'll find another ride." "Hey, Soar the Eagle." "Any chance you could fly us over to Eggman's?" "I could give you a ride or could give you something even more valuable, the motivation to do it yourself!" "Close your eyes and imagine you're back at the lair and a ride will manifest itself." "I can't believe Eggman just abandoned you." "Why do you put up with his abuse?" "Ah, he's not so bad." "Sure, he gets upset sometimes, but deep down he really cares." "He just has a funny way of showing it." "Sonic, how about giving these guys a lift in Blue Force One?" "Yeah, sorry." "There's a reason it's called Blue Force One and not called Blue Force Three." "Where the heck have you two been?" " Oh..." " Doesn't matter." "I need you to go to the Village and get me 100 decorative rocks for my garden." "(Sigh)" "(Groan)" "Oh, this is pathetic!" "You need to stand up to Eggman." "And if he continues to treat you this way, go on strike!" "We would, but it's not a good time right now." " He really needs these rocks." " Of course, Rock Transport Bot might've been a better choice for this job, but Eggman's the evil genius, not us." "Hey, Doc, we got those rocks you asked for!" "Rocks?" "That was, like, so 18 hours ago." " Get with the times." " But we carried them" " all the way here." " And now you'll return 'em!" " Lazy good-for-nothings." " We've hauled grenades and rocks all day." " We need a break, pronto." " You two can take a break... in the garbage compactor!" "That's the straw that broke the robot's back." "We're going on strike!" "Androids!" "Annoyed!" "We're not fairly employed!" "Androids!" "Annoyed!" "We're not fairly employed!" "What's going on out here?" "I'm trying to watch my stories!" " We're on strike." " You two nincom-bots won't last a day out here." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Whaddaya say?" "Eggman's treating us very poorly!" "Oh, I wish RhymeBot was here." " Androids!" "Annoyed!" " Stupid robots." "Don't they know they need me more than I need them?" "Orbot, Cubot, clean up this mess!" "Oh, right." "No problem." "I have plenty of other robots." "You useless hunk of metal!" "What good is a destruction robot if it can't do light housework?" "Androids!" "Annoyed!" "We're not fairly employed!" " (Blow horns)" " Is that all you got?" "(Screams)" "Ballot Stuffer Bot, clean this up!" "Ballot-stuffing is your answer to everything!" "Get a new thing, ya one-trick pony!" "Androids!" "Annoyed!" "We're not fairly employed!" "Androids!" "Annoyed!" "We're not fairly employed!" "FireBot, clean!" "What's so hard about cleaning up this mess?" "See how easy that was?" "Now you try, you flaming piece of..." "Androids!" "Annoyed!" "We're not fairly employed!" "Androids!" "Annoyed!" "We're not fairly employed!" " Androids!" "Annoyed!" " I don't need any of you!" "I can run my lair without minions!" "I can't run my lair without minions!" "I gotta break this strike, and I know just how to do it." "At Eggman Industries, employees work in a creatively challenging environment, while gaining access to our many amenities!" "For example, the rumpus room, where you'll have ample room to... rumpus... in." "Did I mention I offer ludicrously high salaries?" " Whoa!" " All that wonga?" "Count me in!" " I like wonga." " Actually," "I'm a little short on wonga this month." "I don't know why you're fixated on that one term for money, but you're hired!" " Where is Eggman taking them?" " We gotta stop him!" "Let's roll!" " So... that way?" " Mmm-hmm." "Boo!" "Scabs!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Scab!" " OK, minions, clean that up!" " Yes, sir!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Whaddaya say?" "RhymeBot joined our strike today!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Whaddaya say?" "RhymeBot joined our strike today!" "Time for some true-blue heroing." "Sonic, no!" "We can't cross a picket line." "We'd be betraying these poor robot souls and undermining their fight." "But we must have to rescue those villagers." "Step aside, ya bums." "I'm taking my new workers for ice cream to celebrate a job well done!" "You never took us for ice cream!" "You never earned it." "Wait, so these guys are workers, not prisoners?" "Mike, are you really working for Eggman?" "Blink twice if you're in danger." "Wow, you really don't blink, do you?" "Well, all right." "If everyone's happy, I guess there's no need for a rescue." " What can I do you for?" " I can't make up my mind." "Should I toss a coin or play eenie meenie miney mo?" "Or should I do a blind taste test?" "You don't have to do any of that." "Just destroy the cart and steal all the ice cream you want!" "Actually, it would make more sense to steal the ice cream first, and then destroy the cart." "Why destroy the cart if we have the ice cream?" "You call yourselves evil minions?" "At least the robots do what I say!" "Usually." " (Sighs)" " Ah, this is hopeless!" "It's not that bad." "Don't panic." " (Screams)" " I said, "don't" panic." "I misunderstood the instructions." "Face it." "We've been replaced." "It's the scrapheap for us." "Don't give up." "You can win this." "You just need to hang in there." "I have a better idea." "Let's practise our grovelling!" "How's this? "Oh, Dr Eggman, your mastery of villainous acts is surpassed only by the gloriousness of your moustache, the hair of which has never clogged a drain."" "I said, "Attack that guy!" "Burn his cart to the ground!"" "Or free ice cream if you don't attack?" "No." "That... that doesn't work." "It's not evil enough!" " Well, it is extortion." " Technically, it's not, because you're offering, I'm not demanding." "I guess it could be considered bribery, but that's evil on you, not on me." " I vote we take the bribe!" " Vote?" "You don't get to vote!" "It's a basic principle of the leader-minion relationship!" "Hey, Egghead!" "Gah!" "It's Sonic." "Minions, attack!" "No way." "He'd totally kick our butts." "Yeah, I would!" "I mean, not that I would, but I could." "You're the worst minions I've ever had!" "And believe you me, the bar is pretty low!" "Now attack!" "They're new. (Screams)" "OK, he's coming." "Now, remember, stand strong!" "Don't back down." "Everyone ready to fall at his feet and ask for merciful forgiveness?" " Yeah!" " I'm in!" "Or there's that." "I don't know what I was thinking!" "Please come back!" "All is forgiven!" "Not so fast, Eggman." "These robots are prepared to keep striking for months!" "What do I gotta do to get you to come back?" "Well, let's see..." "We want Casual Fridays, paid maternity leave..." "And we get to choose the radio station every other Tuesday." "Every third Tuesday and you've got a deal." "Wait." "They also want regular tune-ups, high-grade motor oil, use of the Eggmobile for cross-water errands and you have to treat them in a respectful manner." "Now let's not be unreasonable." "We're willing to scratch the final demand if you'll agree to everything else." "Done and done!" "Now get inside, ya digital dunces!" "You've wasted enough of my time." "Wait!" "How do I get back home?"