"Fergusson, don't be an idiot !" "We know you're in there !" "Surrender." "Think of your mother." "I don't have a mother." " Then your father." " I don't have a father either." " Your sister." " Not a sister, either." " Your aunt." " No aunt." "Think about what you want, but come out with your hands to heaven !" "I don't know how to think about hell or heaven, just killing and dying !" "Here I am, cops !" "Seven, eight..." "One, two." "What the hell is he doing ?" "Stop !" "Is he mad ?" "Even scums now dare do crazy things !" " calm down." " tell him to get lost !" "Sorry." "He thought he was doing something nice." " It was an idea." " You get lost too !" "In police films, he is professional." "After 30 films..." "After 30 films, he still hasn't been successful !" "Is it possible that while someone is dying he starts dancing like Gene kelly in "Singing in the Rain" ?" " That was James Cagney." " I'II stick him to my balls." "And to James Cagney's balls, I'II stick that shitface !" "But I can't stick an agent like you to his balls" " because he doesn't have any !" " Do you want to see them ?" "Show them to your sister !" "Why are they so low ?" "You should have them under your chin because you're a cock face !" "Get out !" "Go on, get out !" "Go away !" "PiseIIeschi, another one !" "I thought that in inventing my death, he would understand that death is not to be underestimated." "Dangerous actions, especially when you do them without telling me." "As your agent I must know how you want to ruin yourself and me." "You can't throw away a fortune." "What fortune ?" "Your body." "A body in cinema is important." "It's everything." "But one must know how to exploit it." "You need a bright director, not one like Hungry Dog." "You are my agent." "Find one." "I already did." " I told big Woody about you." " Who is he ?" " The biggest director today." " Never heard of him." "That's natural." "Critics, urged on by competition, ignore his films." " Let me see." " What're you doing ?" "It's a mole." " What type of films does he make ?" " Suited to masses, easy." "But for a cultured and refined audience." "below a superficial simplicity, there are messages, meanings, transfigurations, profane implications." "Bergman is RidoIini compared to him." " Oh, shit." " Right." "Didn't you want to be an artist ?" "This is your chance." "This is the address." "Go and tell him I sent you." "You're not an agent, you're a friend, a brother." " How can I thank you ?" " Give me 30% ." " Okay." "I'II run to big Woody." " Stop !" "I call him that, but for you he is Woudruf Vandenberg Scott." " What is your name ?" " What ?" " What is your name ?" " Bruno MarteI." " Never heard of it." " It was a pleasure." "I didn't want to offend you, but to take care of your human problem." " It's taken care of." "I don't exist." " But you want to exist." " Yes." " For yourself or for others ?" " For others." " You want to satisfy the audience." "What biggest desire, than continued unsatisfied sex, haunts man ?" "From your words, I notice the typical perpIexity of orphans." "You guessed." "As a Frenchman, I only know nouvelle vague." "nouvelle vague has become an old wave that, upon drawing back, has left crabs, shrimps, suffocating fish, chamber pots and..." " And shitfaces !" " I understand." "Show me I am wrong." "I propose a dilemma." "Has art become pornography or has pornography become art ?" "Did you ever ask yourself ?" "Yes, but why must I be a pioneer of pornographic art ?" "If we'd already be at a point where the critics say," ""Liv UIImann's blow job comes from a good school."" ""De Niro carried out his jerk off with extreme vigor."" ""Jean Fonda's ass is very communicative in the final scene"." "If we had come to this, I'd show more enthusiasm." "My boy, I would write up Laurence olivier if that were the case," " not an unknown like you." " The producer." " MarteI." " hello." "Our product is the only serious thing cinema makes now." "Without looking for other things." "Here is the money and here is your performance." "No problem." "You seem okay to me." "Sorry, but I didn't understand." "What film are you talking about ?" "What is my part ?" "We'II see during the screen test." "Do what you do in life." "Then you'II thank me." " Do so naturally." " I see, a pornographic film." "One ?" "Two, three !" "until you resist." "We assure you a future." "We'II wait for events to take place and then sign a contract." "I don't do it for money, but for need." "How much ?" "pull out the merchandize." " What ?" " Show your dick." "If I don't see the merchandize, how can I establish the value ?" " actually..." " Come on." "Down with your trousers !" "Hurry up." "How tiresome !" " What a knock out !" " Not bad." "Is your erection difficult, easy, resistant..." "How is it ?" "There's no problem." "San Pancrazio from PortobeIIo, save us from the lighting of this bird." "Saint Veronica from BatacIava, save us from the earthquake of this dick." " miracle !" " holy, shit." "How do you do it ?" "It's a secret." "A star is born !" "I will be your pygmaIion !" " Morgana, I am too nervous." " Anne, it's over in a half hour." "You are a professional." " Hey, get out of there !" " It's you !" " What're you doing here ?" " finally we celebrate !" "The world is rotten, but sooner or later it pays back." " Did you sign a new contract ?" " I'm full of money." " We'II spend it together tonight." " Get the hell out of here !" "I have a gift for you." " What is it ?" " Open it." "You'II see." "will you get the hell out of here or not ?" " You coming to the producer too ?" " I'm tired." " I posed an hour." " You paused and are tired ?" " I said "posed"." " Oh, "rose" !" "I rose too, but I'm not tired." "I am, if you want to play with fire." "No, not tonight." "I need tenderness." " Did you Iike the gift ?" " What gift ?" "I forgot it on the set !" "What was it ?" "It's as if I brought you a piece of shit instead of a gift." "You didn't even look at it." "Thanks." "Why did you give it to me ?" " It's not the first time." " It's like a pay back this time." " That's not so." " Then why are you complaining ?" "For everything." "I am tired of your hero attitude." " You're a shitface who thinks..." " That's makes three !" "Shitfaces are like cherries, one leads to another." "Can't you see I have a life of my own and am satisfied ?" "I don't give a darn about the bullshit you do, about your shitty career, about your crisis that you solve in being disappointed with life." "These amazing thighs belong to the Lumiere brothers, the pioneers of cinema." "They're all pigs, but you are the worst." "Bergman is RidoIini compared !" "Thanks." "It's a good deal." "Here are the two lead roles." "Bruno MarteI..." "Come." "And Doris FaIci." "FaIci, MarteI, what a lovely couple !" "Doris, get to know him, so you will be more credible on the set." "Good girl." "She is a virgin." "That is, the first time she gives it away on the set." "Doris, we'II do enormous things together." "He is right." "It is important that I Iike you." "I can't do it against my will." "Hey, I'm not in the sky." "I'm here on earth." "I'm just passing through." "I won't be there." "Don't believe what I will let you do to me tomorrow." "It's a joke." "I won't be there." "If you see me, you must think," ""Why isn't she here ?" "Where is that idiot ?"" "meanwhile you'II squeeze my wrist, extend your arm and back up." "You'II put the other hand on your forehead and look closely at my face as if you would Iike to draw it." " Look at what a beast !" " ImbeciIe, are you already drunk ?" "Artists are always kicked out impoIiteIy." "AII he can do is sell commodes." "I've been preparing years to recite OpheIia." "I can even make a person like you, cry." "I was born to act, but they want me as I am here." "They will delay my career." "I'II recite it for you one night." " What an old hag !" " No, this is a lilly." "I Iike you very much." "What is he doing ?" "Lotar, kick him out !" " Lousy two-bit actor !" " I'II wait for you, my lord !" " Go to the convent !" " I'II wait for you, my lord, because once you led me to believe you loved me." "Don't believe in anything." "Listen to me, the world is full of shit !" "You must not think." "I will help you." "How can one not think ?" "You're stupid if you can." "You'd Iike to live without looking behind you, but I will do so for you." "What lovely shoulders you have !" "They are so wide !" "They look like an airport." "shall we take off ?" "Disgusting pig !" "Scum !" " Die !" " I don't want trouble." "call the police !" "Get out of the water." "call the police." "Out !" "A splash, for the love of God !" " Don't use the name of God." " Are you a priest ?" "No, an atheist exhibitionist." " Christians aren't treated so." " You're a Christian ?" "You, faggot." "You can be a Christian and have sex with your ass." "He is right." "The soul is the soul, and the ass is the ass." " What did you do ?" " Nothing." " Then why are you here ?" " Because I'm black." " Is that a crime ?" " No, a mystery." "He's not the only one." "Listen, I want to tell you something." " Are you listening ?" " I have to piss in the open." " It's a busy john." " Shut up, slut." "I don't know how to answer certain fundamental questions." "Who the fuck am I ?" "Where the fuck am I going ?" "Who the fuck made us ?" "I don't know a fucking thing." " Do you know who fucking made you ?" " Yes." " That shithead father of mine." " I meant in the universal sense." " Who cares about the universe !" " You don't care about the universe !" "Stop complaining." " I was just asking." " You're too afraid." "Me ?" "No." "If I want..." "almost all the evil done is because of fear." "Everyone is afraid." "I am, but I know it." " What do you know ?" " Nothing." "But I can explain why you are afraid." " I don't give a damn anymore." " You should know." "Look here." "This is a scale, a scale of values." "Here there is everything that you think is necessary." "In the lower section are the values that interest you, and you don't know that on top are values that count most of all." "When you are deprived of them, you get angry and your pride is hurt, and when the chain is broken for a moment you feel the clean air." "A value that gives man dignity and you enjoy as a memory of the golden age when there were no judges or accused, guilty or innocent, and animals and men loved one another, didn't destroy one another." "On the Iast step is freedom." "For it, one must be able to scream, to be desperate, desire, kill !" " kill !" " Even kill ?" "Yes." "Life is not a value in itself." "It depends on how you live it." "If you can no Ionger hope, you can only shoot !" " Shoot." "Shoot !" " Shoot." "Shoot." "Shoot !" "Yes, shoot !" "It's 6 in the morning." "Sergeant killer and his men wish a good morning to all the bastards in this sewer." "In 15 minutes questioning will begin." "Untie your belts and don't forget personal belongings." "The exit is at gate 5." "Thank you." "With all respect to minorities," "I have nothing to do with the fags of the Turk bath." " Who asked you ?" " I was just thinking." "It was a voice off stage." "Shitface." "I know your type and know how to treat them." "You are a foreign prostitute who goes to Turk baths." "No, you are wrong." "Bruno MarteI." "Father and mother unknown." "Born in Paris about 1944." "naturalized english for marriage to Anne SIimpton." "Living in London." "Profession, motion picture actor." "Who is that shit that sold you this ID ?" "You threw your money away." "Press charges." "It's true." "It's not credible." "Nobody will believe it." "How can people believe bullshit like this ?" "A person like this does not exist, not even in a film." "That's what the producers say when they want to interfere in the script." "But I'm not a script." "You are not a producer, and you can't manipulate me." "You want to insult me ?" "Speak clearly." "Come on." "Say I am a shitface." "Come on, speak !" " Producers aren't so bad." " Come on, confess !" "The commander of the Bounty compared to you is a social worker." "I have to screw this prostitute otherwise he'II get off on bail." "Do you have 100 pounds ?" "No, but if I call my wife..." "I am really Bruno MarteI, actor." "regularly married, I swear." "Your wife knows you go with fags ?" "Let's hear." " Hi, Anne." " It's you." "You have to get me out of here." "I am in trouble." " With the police." " I can't, I can't !" "I am tired of your hero attitude." "It's over !" "She found out." "Are you calling your husband now ?" "No, my agent." "He has to advise the production." "Maybe they are worried." "I am curious to know what the hell kind of film it is." "I convinced him to give me baiI money." "Next time you will stay inside." " Who did you convince ?" " Your producer." "He let you out, otherwise what shitfaces would work today ?" "Don't say it or he'II believe it." "You're joking." "meanwhile he'II take that money from your pay." " He'II take it from you ?" " No." "What are you complaining about ?" " You can't do what you want." " alain delon does." "But what he does is publicity, and what you do is bullshit." " Mr. Vandenberg !" " call me ExceIIency !" " ExceIIency..." " No, Highness." " Highness..." " No." "Majesty is better." " If Your Majesty allows..." " I don't allow, idiot !" "finally !" "I was beginning to worry." "The scene is ready." "What does it look like ?" "The john isn't dirty enough." "Away with toilet paper." "I want smell of shit and pieces of newspaper." " Okay." "Carry out !" " Don't get upset !" "Remember, nuances !" "Otherwise it will be a scene without psychological finesse." "Nuances my ass !" "The girl goes into the bathroom," "Bruno, with King Kong, break down the door." "He screws her from the front, him from the back." "What do you want ?" "You must let me work." "You'II ruin everything like that." " Who is King Kong ?" " What did this idiot understand ?" " He is King Kong !" " I don't know what to think." "I'II tell you what you have to think." "Your eyes must portray impIoration and terror." "Terror creates excitement in man." "pleading creates lust." "You must give Bruno and the spectator an alibi to attack you with savage frenzy." "It must be a double sort of violence." " Understand ?" " I will obey, my lord." "Shit." "The glass !" "silence !" "Camera." "Ready !" ""The Tree of sluts", 24 take one." "Stop !" "Action !" "I should say it." "Otherwise, the production gets angry with me." " I have an idea." " What is it ?" " Did they hurt you yesterday ?" " I don't know." "You were pale." "Your knees were trembling and your gaze was blank." "As if you'd gotten out of hell and were about to tell me its horrors." "My OpheIia." "We are in it up to our ears." "I envy your detachment." "You're either a lunatic or an angel." "Good, Woody, great idea !" "I was inspired by Sade." "He wrote a Iot on the topic." " Who ?" " The Marquis de Sade." "Doris, there is a variation." "Before the rape, I want to see you... evacuate." "I want you to free yourself." "You go into the john and do it." "That's where it is done." "Come on !" "Come on." "Measure the fire." "4 shits and a half." "silence !" "This is a serious john, no bullshit." "Ready ?" "Doris, are you ready ?" "Remember to be natural." "The sequence will be unforgettable." "Me, the most desolate, the most forlorn among women." "I who have tasted honey, the music of his love words, reduced to hearing his sovereign word," "like a sweet bell that because of a crack" " gives a false ring." " Stop !" "The scene sounds false." " Let us hear some noises." " It's not possible." " It isn't possible ?" " I don't have to go." "I couId pretend, recite the scene." "No, the scene would be shitty !" "In fact !" "The public is not interested in your efforts as an actress." " I'm sorry." " You must." "It must not be fake." "Without real shit, the sequence lacks in credibility." "Visconti used real ShaIimar in his bottles of perfume." "Forget ShaIimar." "We need the smell of shit here !" "AII of you get to work !" "I am the one pulling out the money !" " You, get down." " At the first sign, we shoot." "Dear, smoke this." "To shit or not to shit, that is the question." "Is it more noble to put up with coIics and stomach aches, or relax and shit, shit !" " There." "Action !" " Stop !" "I say action !" " It wasn't her." " The first who farts, I fine." " Except you who are professional." " Doris..." " Nothing yet ?" " It was not in the contract !" "The director got this idea just a little while ago." "I couldn't imagine." " It makes my head dizzy." " Is it coming ?" "That's it." "Good girl." "She's crying for the effort." "Good girl." "She's crying and that's all." "She's being tragic." " We'II never get out of this." " What's to come out, isn't." "What are you laughing about ?" "We're losing my money !" "What can I do ?" "My grandfather said, "When the hole doesn't open, it's time for cod liver oil." Shithead !" "Everest, the souI-shitter." "Come on !" "I'II show you." "Shit, dear." "Shit, shit." "One..." "And again one." "Here." " What is it ?" " cold orange juice." "It will help." "A horse's dose." "What did you give me ?" "What did you give me ?" "It should be easy." "These people make you shit." "Just look at them." "Look at them, Doris." "alright." "Look at us, but shit." "We'II settle accounts later." "beautiful expression of fear." " There !" " What did you give me ?" "Back to our combat positions." " Camera." " silence." "We're shitting." "Stop !" "Stop !" "Leave me alone !" "No !" "Leave me alone !" "Leave me alone !" "Stop !" " He's crazy." " Wait for me, my lord !" "I belong to you." "Wait for me." "I won't be a burden to you." "Here I am for you, my sweet lord." "He broke my nose." " This is a fantastic scene." " Hey, Majesty !" "If you wanted to film shits, now you have three in the john." "Very regal." "Bruno, wait !" "Wait !" "Are you still feeling a tempest ?" "I feel like I have vipers in my insides." "As a child I had tapeworm, but it didn't bother me." "Bruno, Iet's stop a moment." "No, it's too disgusting." "Come on." " Hi." " Hi." " What is that ?" " The teeth of my dead grandmother." " And that ?" " The leg of my dead grandfather." "Her name is Bessy." "She already had the measles." "I don't feel good." "What did those pigs give me ?" " Why is your girlfriend crying ?" " She's not my girlfriend." "She has a stomach ache." "Even my sister Anne always had a stomach ache before throwing her little ones in the john." " Your sister's name is Anne ?" " It was." "She's dead." " Her boyfriend shot her." " At least one !" "I think you will die too." " Why do you think ?" " Mom moved about like her when Dad poisoned her with the rat poisioning." "Then she died." "What a nice hat." "will you give it to me ?" "I'm going to give Bessy milk." "Bye." "Bruno." "Bruno, you think one day all the Earth will be like this ?" "surely." "Then we better get used to it." "Let's stop !" "The two of us surviving." ""2005 Trash Odyssey"." "A fantastic film." "Don't talk about it to anyone." "I can't stand it anymore." "I feel sick." "I can't stand it." " Then do it." " I can't, outside." "Wait." "Nothing is missing here." "God, it hurts !" "Come on." " There's no key." "I'II stand here." " Good." "When you have a commode, you can build a house around it." "It's the most important piece, a cultural conquest." "The rest comes by itself." "There's everything here." "OpheIia, you've been in the john two hours." "We must go to the party." "You know the managing director is there." "I have to think of my career." "hamlet, since you stopped doubting, you've become a social climber." "You act like a dreamer, but desire a comfortable house and a man." " I want to give you that." " My lord, the awkward duck has become a swallow." "I talk like OpheIia because I don't know how to talk." "I don't know anything." "Nobody talks to me to say anything." "They give me orders, and just give me signals." "Go right, don't walk here, go there, watch out for failing rocks." "So if they faII on your head they can say, "We told you !"" " Who are you ?" " And who are you ?" "I can't get you." "Is that all ?" "If you want to come to bed with me, it's no problem." "I meant get you, as a type." "Are you crazy or a lunatic ?" "Don't be interested in me." " Go to a convent." " You go in the kitchen and cook." "Remember I am a real person." "Come back with your feet on the ground." "I am, even if I have become a swallow, I don't know how to fly." "Hide." "Get down." "Keep down !" "Down !" " What is that ?" " A piece of junk." "It doesn't move." " But it is breathing." " surely it's not a man." "He raised his head." "They threw him away like an old chamber pot." "Where is your handle ?" "I threw it away so it is harder to get me." "It must be a mouse." "They become big here." " You are old and still joke." " It's not a mistake to be old." "If you wasted your life, it is." "I think you wasted it." "Stop !" "I didn't waste anything and can show it." "Good !" "What would you do if I gave it to you ?" "Yes." "What would you do ?" "I'd take it." " How much money would you give ?" " 40 pennies." "Take it or leave it." "40 pennies !" "You don't have anything else in those ripped pockets ?" "I didn't go to the bank." "Shithead !" "You have what you are worth. 40 pennies !" "I can't be a shithead and escaped convict at the same time." "You're not funny." "He's shitting in his pants." "He's offending us." "He said son of a bitch." "Don't speak badly of my mother." "You're ruining the landscape." "You offend this trash." " Let's teach him a lesson." " You'II disappear from the Earth." "Hey, you." "Leave him alone !" "He's a poor old man who has not done anything." "Who are you ?" "We didn't do anything !" "You can't take it out on us." "We are cinema actors." "They know us." "You'II get in trouble." "What are two actors doing here ?" " What do you care ?" " What film are you doing ?" "An action film." "Action films disgust me." "They are uneducationaI." " Do a musical for us !" " Yes, a duet, come on !" " Dance !" " Sing !" "Come on, or I'II shoot you in the mouth !" " You are disgusting." "Change film." " Yes." "This one makes me cry." "We're playing Deer Hunter, but I'm not stupid." "I'II only let you play." "Your star has entered the constellation of the opposite sign." " The police is coming !" " Let's go." "The police !" "What heroes !" "Ass heroes." "Come on." "Come on." "Come with me." "I know a safe place." " And the police ?" " I never asked for their help." "We're coming !" "This way." "GaribaIdi always told me," ""You're not born for only one world."" "My Anita was right." "I shouldn't have left her like that." "As soon as I have the money, I'II go back to her and end it." " Who are you talking about ?" " myself, Peppino GaribaIdi." "He was wounded." "I'm an orphan." "But Anita is waiting for me." " Who is she ?" " Anita..." "Anita..." "I don't know you enough to tell you." "Look, an UFO !" " It's true !" " It's an UFO !" " It's a flying saucer." " No, it's Venus." " There's an orange light." " It's moving." "I'd never seen one !" " Someone is up there !" " It's Venus." "It mirrors the sun and it reflects below." "The clouds pass and it seems like it's moving." "How do you know these things ?" "I know more things about the sky than about Earth." "Then it's nothing." "Do you want to look at the planet Anita ?" "Look." "congratulations." "She's cute !" "Your grandmother is cute !" "The coup of the century !" "There's enough for everyone !" "Hey, stop !" "Stop, silence !" "Is it possible the girl's reasoning can quickly disappear" "like the life of an old man ?" "You must sing !" "I must think that you will never return." "On the death bed, his sad fate ends." "He will never return !" "I welcome you with joy, oh, repugnant children of Troy !" "In this house, science at the service of pity, will save you." "Weight." " Let me out." "It's too disgusting." " I'II ask GaribaIdi." " GaribaIdi, we're trapped." " There's no trap without a hole." "One just has to find it." "Come on." "Now you are free to manifest yourselves." "Let yourself go." "Don't hold back your impulses." "Turn off the current." "Here you can speak the language of your puIsions." "Nothing holds back freedom to express itself in your body." "You are free to manifest yourselves." "Let yourselves go." "Don't hold back your impulses." " Don't listen to her." " I am afraid." "I can't." "Free yourselves by getting to know yourselves." "Do so that everything talks about you." "Don't keep the pure face of your freedom in silence !" "Cry it out !" "GaribaIdi, we have to fight here." "They want to cure your head here." "If you act like a lunatic, they're happy." "Be smart or you won't get out." "Now that you are free, you can't back out from the truth." "Idiots, swine, pigs," "sluts, worms, scums, debris, commodes," "living farts." "You were given birth from ass-hoIes." "When shit meets you, it holds its nose." "clowns." "Buffoons." "Losers, cock heads, cocks without heads, reIicts, garbage, pieces of shits, thieves," "deIinquents, unemployed, sex maniacs, fag with broken asses," "lesbians, corrupters of minors, degenerates, perverts," "disgusting scums, shit in your pants." "Be a pillow to the ass of the world." "Free yourselves of your family with crime and evil." "Get close to the purity of the mother." "Enough !" "Enough !" "Bastard, scum, drunkard, worm, commode and swine, piece of shit, sewer rat." "Besides stinking, you bring bad luck." "You can tell a mile away your mother is a cow and your father a ruffian." "You are pigs who create no wonder." "You can see a mile away that your mother is a cow and your father a ruffian." "You are pigs and it's no wonder because your family is a pig pen." "You are pigs, and it's no wonder." "I will fly." "OpheIia !" " Good for her !" " She flew away !" "Who left that window open ?" "Don't worry." "She was just a loser." "But she could have fallen on the head of an honest citizen." "My Anita always sang a song that said," ""One fine day the cage opened and the sparrow left."" "will you take me to her ?" "Let's go." "Don't run like that." "I am a "GaribaIdino", not a "BersagIiere"." "You'II see how beautiful Anita is." "They elected her Miss Risorgimento." "Don't talk." " Where are you going ?" " To the morgue." "He's dead." "Him too ?" "Over there." "Point the ocarina at the car." "You are under fire." "Down." " Where are you taking me ?" " You wanted to go to Anita." "To her." "You don't even know where she is !" " I know." " really ?" "Then let's go." " I am anxious to hug her." " You will soon." "Those bastards of the Mercy House" " put pepper to my ass." " You don't lose time." " "He who stops is lost."" " Keep on going ahead." "But the sign isn't enough." "To find Anita soon, money is needed." "And we are broke." "We are rich with this." "You wouldn't be able to get 10 pounds for that." "What are you saying ?" "I don't sell guns, I use them !" " Are the clothes back there ?" " Sure." "The way they've arranged them, passion did not overtake them." "Good." "They are dangerous people." "Let's get dressed." "Come on, clyde !" "To you, Bonnie !" " 995, 996..." " Are you happy, Bonnie ?" "997, 998," " 999... 1 ,000 !" " 1 ,000 is really your number !" "You are disgusting as my girlfriend." "I'II call you mom." "Did you ever have a driver like me ?" " You're a mess as a mother." " There is only one mother." "Damn it !" "They're already at our asses !" " Bruno !" " What is it ?" " Either move or die." " Are you afraid ?" "It's like asking me if I have a hand or an arm." "I always have." " You're a coward." " No, in fact, I have the courage to tell you I am afraid." "I am afraid too !" "Oh, my back." " Are you okay ?" " I think so." " Nothing broken ?" " I don't do any resistance." " The money !" " And the gun ?" "We're back to zero." "Fuck off !" "Amen !" " We were lucky." " Are you sure ?" "Don't make that face !" "You are the type that when he loses his path, wants to lose it forever." "You're strange." "We are up shit creek and you seem happy." "I'm thinking of Anita, my only love." "I am tired." "Let's lie down here." "Diderot said, "It's better to sleep with a frozen ass, than with an ice-cream in your ass."" "Mom, would you be able to kill for freedom ?" "It would be an asinine thing to do." "I knew it, Mom." "You are a born slave !" "You are a born shit, and don't call me Mom." "Freedom doesn't exist." "My freedom and yours exists, and that of everyone else." "Then you're seven times seven." " 7 times 7 is 49 times..." " Shithead !" "But would you kill for freedom ?" "If I killed to be free, I would no Ionger be free." "I would be a policeman of freedom." "I see." "You speak of guiIts, regrets and stuff like that." "No." "Life wears away our convictions, ideas, and all the bullshit they put in your heads." "Even conscience is an invention to make you be good." "I will hang Anita's panties to the cords of my soul." "Now let me sleep and don't break my balls." "Mom ?" "Hey, garibaldi." "How wonderful !" "And some people go hunting !" "while my uncle shot a lark the rifle burst in his hands." " That's what he gets !" " Did he lose a hand ?" "Yes, his right one." "He had to Iearn to masturbate with the Ieft one." " What do you dream ?" " When I sleep I never dream." "I dream of being awake." "Do you believe in UFOs, flying saucers, Martians ?" "I believe in anything, as long as it's unbelievable." "Last night I saw you talk to strange people who had dicks in the place of their noses." "I don't want to hear bullshit." "You must have dreamed." "Dreams are never bullshit." "Even if they are about cocks." "You're right." "Dreams are keys to reality." "It means you'II have cock problems." "Beppo, what the hell kind of bird is that ?" "Look !" "Considering what we've come to..." "help wanted." "Hey, is anyone here ?" "Take off my hat." "Good morning." " What is it ?" " Who ?" " You two." " I don't know." " Then good-bye." " Just a moment !" "My friend doesn't reason before having coffee." " It's closed." " We saw the sign." " I put it there." " Are you the owner ?" "Can't you tell ?" "We are looking for a job." " In those conditions ?" " Did you see ?" " You should look into it." " There's a reason for everything." "It's a shitty hour, but I'II open." " Is he your girlfriend ?" " Yes... well, sort of." "As a girlfriend, she's a scag." " They stole our clothes." " I don't care who you are." "I Iike clarity." "I am Bruno and he is GaribaIdi." "He adopted me as a son, but as a mother he's a flop, and as a son I am a degenerate." "also because I've never had parents." "Are you crazy ?" " She's talking to you." " No, you." "She keeps looking at you." " Who were you talking to ?" " To both of you." "See ?" " Go in the kitchen and wash dishes." " GaribaIdi washing dishes ?" " Yes." " I obey." "And you, the pump." "Room and board." "Money isn't necessary because there are no distractions here." "only life is spent." "And no amount can pay for it, so it can be thrown away free." "You'II sleep in the shack behind the pump." "Put on the overalls you will find hanging." " Where is that hotsy florence ?" " Where she feels like it." " She's probably getting screwed." " That's her shit." "Pompadour, don't be so stuck up !" "ugly slut, where are you ?" "Come out, swine." "You're still here !" "Why didn't you help me this morning, damn you ?" "Do you want to make me go crazy ?" "You do it on purpose." "Say it, damn slut !" " I know you do it on purpose." " No." "I thought it was earlier." "You scared me." "I thought you had run away." "I know you're an old slut and will never change." "It's not your fault, but I always think about it." "I have an obsession in my brain which repeats," ""She left, she left, she left."" "I am here." "I won't leave you !" "Thanks, thanks, thanks." "Give me some coffee." "No, so you'II learn to throw it." "Disgusting whore, I'II bust you open if you don't give it to me." "I was kidding." "You know I give in to your shitty blackmail." "Damn whore, don't try to get smart." "You know I am tough even if I'm only 50% of what I was once." "Who the fuck are you ?" "Where the fuck do you come from ?" "What the fuck do you want ?" "I've always asked myself, too." "I hired him." "He works at the pump and GaribaIdi in the kitchen." " GaribaIdi ?" "You're shitting me." " Did you call me ?" "They are content with food and lodging." "I need help." "You don't need cock ?" "With all the truck drivers that pass by ?" "That's bullshit." "Ex convicts !" "He's a foreigner, surely clandestine." "I don't want problems." "Throw them out." "I am of French origin, but I have an english passport." " I am legal." " French !" "I've known a Iot like him capable of shooting in their boss' back." "I don't want them." "Throw them out !" "They wouldn't hurt an old veteran like you." "My husband is a hero." "He went to every war possible." "A martyr and saint !" "They'II put him on calendars." "Those two are hired !" "And I will fire them !" "Let's go." "Let us know what you've decided." " You're not firing anyone." " What did you say ?" "Repeat that !" "You're not firing them." "Are you surprised ?" "Life offers surprises worse than these." " You know that well." " Do as you wish." "Keep them." " They'II complicate our life." " Or improve it, darling." "Put it away, in the nest with the good little brother." " Are you bored ?" " Pretty much, thanks." "I'm sorry." "There aren't many distractions here, so one has to take advantage of the few there are." "I realize you don't know what to call me." ""Mrs. florence" is funny." ""Madam", absolutely not." "call me Fiorenza." "It's my real italian name." "The foreigners here are a minority." "It'II be a little secret among us exiled." "I don't care about the name." "Just so I don't break your husband's balls." " Nothing pleases him." " Damn whore." " What language were you speaking ?" " Beduin." " Why ?" " We met in casablanca." "Like Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman." "Romantic." " Enough." " tell me." "I was 18 and was a showgirl in the city's most elegant nightclub." " I sang and danced." " And him ?" "He was a sergeant major in the Foreign Legion." "Like Gary Cooper in the film "Morocco"." "He came every evening and devoured me with his eyes." "Erotic cannibalism." "He sent me orchids and offered Don Perignon." "Like Greta Garbo in the film "Mata Hari"." "He managed to fascinate me, bewitch me." "So I married him." "I was young and naive." "The dove in the claws of the kite." " How long did it last ?" "One year ?" " What an optimist !" " One month !" " I wish !" " One week ?" " Less !" " One day ?" " Five or six hours." "He wanted me to spend our wedding night with his colonel." "In exchange, he would have been promoted to maresciaIIo." "A military ruffian !" "A ruffian in the desert, a colonial pimp !" " unfortunately." " Disgusting bitch !" "A bastard !" "Watch out, kid." "Benedetto Croce said, "A cock has no shoulders"." "By the way !" "What is it ?" ""The idiot who points to a pussy with his finger," "looks at his finger instead of pussy." Mao Tse-tung." " How's it going with her ?" " How should it ?" "You laid her !" "I'd eat her if I were you." "She's ready to be served on a platter !" "You serve yourself." "I have other things to think about." "I enjoy having you at my table." "I can see your faces better." "One always begins with the division of classes." "Then the boss calls his employees at the table before the boss' wife calls them to her bed." "Pass the beer, whore." " Nobody called me." " Me either." "I am surprised because my wife, besides being a showgirl, was a very talented slut." "Is it true you have over a decade of experience ?" "Pass the salt, slut." "Thanks, whore." "You don't have to talk about my merits." "They've realized it." "And your merits are a Iot more than mine." "Don't be modest." "The entire commonwealth got to know you." "Bread, please, slut." "How's the casserole ?" "tell me if it's disgusting." "It's a work of art." "You are wasted as a cook here." "Some are content with heated up meals or even stale ones." " You've private things to discuss." " Don't move." "You're my guest." "And you, be seated, slut !" "Nervous ?" "Not at all." " Then, indifferent, which is worse." " I am doing my job." "I liked you !" "Good !" "It was like the scene of a film." ""Soon on these screens." "Suspence, terror."" "When you fill the gas tank, they don't give you a tip." "They seem embarrassed." "The longer you stay here, the more casual you seem." "You don't seem used to serving, but to taking." "Maybe they think you're the boss." "I'm tired of your hero attitude." "Bruno." "will you come a minute ?" "The stereo doesn't work anymore." "already out in the fields ?" "I don't know who to ask for help." "I'm lost without this." "The batteries are dead." "I can't do anything." "I'II die of boredom." "I'II remove them from Joe's wheelchair so maybe he will kill me." "That woman out there is beautiful." " Who ?" " The poster one." "She's not for you." "Don't be offended." "I would never wear those shoes." "Is someone at the pump ?" "I'm coming." "fill it up." "would you fill up this beautiful cock sucker too ?" "I know why you are nervous !" "Screw the boss' wife." "I can't stand it anymore." "I realized I don't digest anymore." " Ever since I Ieft Anne." " Who is she ?" "My wife." "We broke up before I found you in the trash." " That's her." " Her ?" "I'II let you in on a secret." "My Anita is actually the Gioconda." "I am serious." "She is a photo model." "And you stay here and break your balls ?" " Want some advice ?" " No." "Say it." "Go back to her, or you are ruined." " Going to London ?" " Yes." " will you give me a ride ?" " Get in." "I'II be right back." " What the hell are you doing ?" " There's a pimple." "I'II call you "madam" from now on." "I Iike being inside..." "those costume films." "Pretend you are in the kitchen." "I take you and lean you over the sink." "Among dirty dishes and greasy glasses." "I lift up your skirt..." "You already did that." "call me "sir" !" "I know I did it, but when I describe it," "I get doubly excited." "So, I pull up your skirt... and pull down your panties." "And you scream, "God, what dump have you taken me to !"" "Say it." "God, what dump have you taken me to !" "Scream and squirm, big slut !" "I become insane if I don't feel you squirming like a dog in heat." "What a great pig I found in the kitchen leftovers !" "You surprised me." "You shouldn't have !" "Come on, bastard !" "Harder, harder !" "America, Iand of incredible riches !" "How I penetrate !" "How I penetrate !" "You are a real wonder !" " Wait." " Don't change my mind." "I decided." "I said to wait because you won't make it like that." "You must make the knot before throwing the rope." "And if nobody holds the stool, it'II wobble." "I'II help you." "If someone wanted to come to this world, I wouldn't help him." "But I'II help those who want to leave it." "It's like helping someone run away from jail." "Yes or no ?" "Get on the stool." "I'II hold it." "I'm only sorry that you won't take me to Anita." " Say hello to Anita for me." " Don't worry." "Have a good trip." "Are you deaf ?" "You made me get wet." "Where did you disappear to ?" "You can't leave when you want, bastard !" "Pieces of shits, lazy bums !" "You asked for a job, made me argue with Joe, and then pretend you don't see me or hear me !" "Bastards !" "What is this farce ?" "You want to get me into trouble ?" "What the hell are you doing ?" "Leave me alone, bastard !" "Whoever hinders a prisoner from escaping is a scum." "Bruno, watch out for the stool." "Go hang yourself someplace else." "Bixio was right, "Better Bourbons' cannons than a kick in the balls."" "She even closes the pump, damn whore." "Everyone has a right to be happy." "only free men are happy." "Free men can't be governed." "So men have to be unhappy." "You, who once knew how to command so well, ask me, "May I come in ?"" ""Don't stay at the door." "You can come in."" "The things inside here are the same ones as in life." "Come on, come !" "Come on." "It's not forbidden anymore." "I took away the sign." "It's okay now !" "Who are you ?" "Where do you come from ?" "I don't know you." "How did you manage that time to reach my shore ?" "As you see, our bed is here, but I don't recognize you anymore." "The desk where you leaned over to do accounts by yourself, fondling money, still keeps me company" "with its funeral cheerfuIness." "How did you manage that time to reach my shore ?" "As you see, our bed is here..." "poplar police." "Roses come in May and violets come with the cold." "The pussy comes with the cock." "Each flower has its season." " only I will drink beer now." " But..." " Shut up, slut." " If you have personal things to..." "No, Iet's talk about you." "Where did you escape from ?" "You must have given your partner a Iot of trouble." "You can tell me." "I'm like a father to you." "Him, too." "It's an obsession." "He was a good father, even for his soldiers." "To encourage them, he shot them in the back." "That's how cowards are to be treated." "Don't be surprised if they nail you to a wheelchair for a shot in the back." "It was a grenade, damn bitch." "Shitface, clean your ass when you talk to me." "I got the legion for this injury." "I didn't want to remind you how much of a bastard you were." "You shouldn't have told me, damn slut." "I Iove you." "You're right." "I have to accept your love, even if it disgusts me." "AII I have left is that of being a bastard." "I have fun that way." "You, instead, put your hands on that shit foreign bastard." "Yes, I am crazy about him." "He walks, he's handsome, not Iike you." "He is life !" "He who is ostentatious about his health is evil." "But you must give life to me." "I am half dead." "Me !" "Me !" "Show him what a horsewoman you are !" "Show him how you ride me !" "Whoever leaves here, I'II kill." "Rid me !" "Beduins are following me and want to steal my gold !" "Thief !" "GaIIop more quickly." "GaIIop more quickly !" "To me, the Legion !" "Our men are coming !" "Bruno MarteI, surrender !" "We know you are there." "You're trapped." " Come out with your hands to heaven." " Run, Bruno." "I'II do CaIatafimi again." ""We either get out or die" !" "Charge !" "Run, Bruno." "Run !" "general, Nino Bixio is coming !" "Seven, eight." "One, two..." "Wait for me, Anita." "Time has no meaning !" "One year more, one year less." "We'II meet in Teano !"