"♪♪ [theme]" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "♪ They're the world's ♪" "♪ Most fearsome fighting team ♪" "We're really hip." "♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪" "♪ And they're green ♪" "Hey, get a grip." "♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪" "♪ These turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪" "He's a radical rat." "♪ Leonardo leads ♪" "♪ Donatello does machines ♪" "That's a fact, Jack." "♪ Raphael is cool, but rude ♪ Gimme a break." "♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "[Donatello] Aw, come on, Leonardo." "There must be something we can wear to the Channel 6 Halloween party." "Yeah, disguise-meisters like us should be the hit of the party." "And maybe cop first prize in the costume contest." "No, the idea is to not draw attention." "How's this?" "Excuse me, haven't we overdone this one?" "Well, what about this?" "[all] Too common these days." "Ah, well, that's the selection, fellas." "Aw, looks like we can't go to that Halloween ball." "Well, dudes, there goes our reputation as party animals." "[Splinter] Ahem." "If I may make a suggestion, why not go disguised as yourselves?" "Go to the party as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" "Sensei, that's brilliant!" "Righteous notion, dude!" "After all, who looks more like us than us?" "[Man] This prototype reverse polarity magnet will eventually become the heart of our new super conductive railway system, Miss O'Neil." "And how exactly does it work?" "Unlike conventional magnets, which attract metal objects, the reverse polarity magnet can repel and suspend objects in mid-air." "Observe that anvil." "See?" "The anti-magnet is strong enough to lift even the heaviest of metal objects." "[machine turns off] [clank]" "That's really incredible, Professor." "Yes, the anti-magnet will save energy, reduce pollution, ushering in the new era of progress and pros-- [sobbing] prosperity." "April O'Neil signing off with a scientist of great genius and even greater emotion." "[whimpering] What great emotion?" "Get that anvil off my foot!" "Oh, here, here-- we'll help you." "Oh!" "[crash]" "Oh, yuck!" "Irma, are you all right?" "P.U. What is this stuff?" "It smells awful." "Just some chemicals." "I assure you, they're perfectly harmless." "But what if they turn me into some sort of mutant?" "Like Bug-man, or the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?" "[laughing] Oh, you have my word, that's completely impossible." "Oh, oh." "I feel dizzy." "I'll drive you home, Irma." "Uh, never mind," "I can stagger there from here." "See?" "The anti-magnet is strong enough to lift any metal object, up to 3 tons." "Incredible." "That anti-magnet is just the thing we need to rule the world." "Have you taken leave of your senses, Krang?" "How can we rule the world with a reverse polarity magnet?" "Don't you see?" "By attaching it to the amplifying antenna on top of the Technodrome, we can increase its power a hundredfold." "We'll be able to lift anything:" "aircraft, ships, entire buildings!" "We'll bring the world to its knees." "When you're right, you're right." "Uh, how come this costume doesn't fit right?" "I worked on it for weeks." "Maybe this chemical's caused me to lose weight." "I wish." "[sighing] Let's face it," "I just don't look very heroic." "[Man] Oh, I love that." "I love that." "The Ninja Turtles!" "[crowd murmuring]" "Hi, I'm Bob Adams." "Hi, I'm Larry Jones." "I'm Ernie Barnes." "And I'm Andy Moskowitz, dude." "Heh, heh, that's incredible, Larry." "Where'd you guys ever find such lifelike costumes?" "Yuh, we have a very good tailor." "[Vernon] Hm, I don't think they're realistic at all." "I've met the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and you don't look a bit like them." "How about a dance, short, green, and handsome?" "Whoa, excellent!" "I'll teach you the Turtle Trot!" "Cowabunga!" "Party on, dudette!" "Finally, an almost perfect entrance." "I did say almost." "[Shredder] You dipsticks!" "You brought us right up into a fire hydrant!" "Gee, I hope we don't get a ticket for parking here." "Hurry up, you two." "Ugh, but, boss, this thing is heavy." "[siren in the distance]" "Magno-Dyne Labs." "That's where those chemicals spilled on me." "Out the front door, hurry!" "[panting]" "Hold it, boss." "We got to take a rest break." "Uh-oh." "A light." "Oh, that Professor Chumley must be putting in some overtime." "Come on, you meatheads!" "[gasping] Shredder!" "It's that annoying Irma from Channel 6." "Stop her before she warns the Ninja Turtles!" "Aah!" "She knocked our blasters right out of our hands." "Why, I oughtta" "Whoa!" "Ooh!" "[crash]" "Boss, are you okay?" "Never mind me." "Get her!" "[panting]" "What the heck is going on here?" "I'm lifting a car!" "Could it be that-- maybe those chemicals really did give me super powers." "All right, you bad guys!" "Take this!" "Uh, we'd better beat it, boss." "[Shredder] For once, you make sense." "[Vernon on microphone] Ahem, your attention, please." "I have the results of the costume contest judging." "And the winning costume is... the Teenage Mutant Ninja..." "Aardvark!" "[all] Huh?" "[applause]" "That copycat!" "What a crummy costume." "[Vernon] Congratulations, Chief." "Burne Thompson?" "How come his costume won over ours?" "You don't suppose the fact that he's the boss has something to do with it, do you?" "[all] Nah." "April, April, you won't believe it!" "Those chemicals that spilled on me really did give me super powers!" "That's impossible, Irma." "But it's true!" "I just sent Shredder and his two mutants running... with just my bare hands." "Irma, you're upset." "We'd better take you home." "For sure." "[Irma] I tell you, it really happened." "I knocked those laser blasters right out of their hands!" "[Raphael] Right, Irma, of course you did." "Honest!" "And then I lifted up a car, and I flung it through the air." "Sure you did." "[sigh] Doesn't anyone believe me?" "Well, don't worry, Irma." "I believe you." "Not!" "Well, see you later." "Ciao, dudettes!" "Come on, Irma." "Let's go home." "[Man] Psst, hey, you." "Give us all your money." "Okay, Your Highness and Wacko Woman, just give us your money, and there won't be no trouble." "Don't worry, April." "I'll protect you with my super powers!" "Irma, get real." "You don't have any super powers." "Quit stalling and hand over the dough." "Hey, I'm warning you." "Don't you come any closer." "[chuckling] Oh, yeah?" "Try and stop us." "[April screaming]" "That sounded like April." "She must be in trouble." "Huh?" "[both] Whoa!" "I don't believe it!" "This is the only place for garbage like you!" "[both screaming]" "[Leonardo] Irma, I hate to admit it, but it looks like you really do have super powers." "Yeah, and pretty soon, the whole world will know about my amazing abilities." "I'm gonna clean up crime in this city." "Chill out, dudette." "Crime fighting is a mondo-dangerous career move." "Yeah, Michelangelo is right." "You'd better leave it to us young, urban professionals." "Ha!" "You Turtles don't even have any special powers!" "All you've got are your ninja skills." "And don't forget our devastating good looks." "Look out, criminals!" "Here comes Super Irma!" "We've got to do something." "She's going to get herself in deep trouble." "Relax." "I snuck a homing transmitter under her cape." "[beeping] We can keep an eye on her with the Porta-Tracker." "Well, what are we waiting for?" "[Man] Okay, let's grab the jewels." "That's what you think!" "You're gonna have to deal with me first!" "Try this on for size!" "All right, drop it!" "Huh?" "Gee, I don't even remember touching him." "Irma, you just came this close to getting clobbered!" "You've got to stop this before you get hurt." "Ha!" "You guys are just jealous because I have super powers and you don't." "I've got a feeling this is going to be a long night." "[Man] Look at all this cash!" "And it's all ours!" "You won't get away with this!" "Oh, yeah?" "Watch us!" "Crooks are getting away!" "[pounding] Never mind them," "Irma's locked in the vault." "We'll blow the lock." "[grunting]" "Oh, this vault door's a toughie." "But nothing can stand in the way of..." "Super Irma!" "[explosion] [all] Whoa!" "Why are you guys lying around?" "The crooks are escaping!" "A really long night." "[tires squealing]" "Oh, no!" "They're getting away!" "[both screaming]" "Ha!" "Gotcha!" "Irma, you've got to stop doing this." "Yeah, it's too dangerous, dudette." "No way!" "I'm on a roll, and soon the whole city will know about... ♪ Super Irma!" "♪" "The anti-magnet was just sitting there unguarded." "The Turtles weren't even around and you blew it!" "There was no way we could defeat that Super Irma." "Irma?" "That frumpy little thing with glasses who works at Channel 6?" "She beat you?" "I don't believe it!" "She got super powers now." "Yeah." "She might even get her own comic book." "Look." "Just moments ago, the city's greatest female superhero single-handedly captured an entire hot car ring." "Here she is in person." "The cute, caped crusader, and my personal idol," "Super Irma!" "[TV turns off]" "Super Irma or not," "I must have that anti-magnet." "All right, Krang." "Don't get your medulla oblongata in an uproar." "We won't fail this time." "Yeah." "Promises, promises." "[Chief] Irma, this crime fighting on company time has got to stop." "You people are supposed to report news, not make it." "But Mr. Thompson, sir, fighting baddies is a lot more fun." "And besides, I like the perks." "What perks?" "Here's your hot chocolate, Irma, just the way you like it." "These perks." "Ooh, Irma!" "Either you knock it off, or you're fired!" "Sorry, Chief, but the city needs me." "Oh, I just love a forceful woman." "[radio] All points bulletin." "Break-in in progress at Magno-Dyne Labs." "Break-in at the Magno-Dyne Labs?" "Why, this looks like a job for..." "Super Irma!" "Wait, Irma, no!" "[Shredder] This time, the anti-magnet is ours." "And this time, there's no Super Irma to stop us." "[chuckling] That's what they think." "Whoa!" "[clang] What was that?" "Very heavy mice?" "Very noisy termites?" "It serves me right for asking you two lunkheads!" "Let's just get out of here." "How weird." "My super strength can't even budge this thing." "[whirring]" "Oh, great." "[beeping]" "I think that tracker of yours is busted, Donatello." "There's nobody here." "Look." "That must have been made by one of Shredder's transport modules." "Well, he's gone now, compadre." "Yeah, and so is the reverse polarity magnet." "And Irma must be with them." "We've returned with the anti-magnet, Krang." "Excellent." "Now we must take it up to the amplifying antenna on top of the Technodrome, and use its power to pulverize the city into obedience." "[Irma] Hey!" "Hey, let me out of here!" "This hatch must be made of some substance that's impervious to my super strength." "Oh, hey, okay." "So I'll settle for super-cunning." "Hey." "I'm in the Technodrome." "I'll bet Shredder and Krang plan to use that anti-magnet to conquer the Earth." "All right, then it's up to me to stop them!" "[beeping] I'm getting a fix on Irma." "It's very faint." "I think she's in the Technodrome." "The Technodrome?" "But that's at the bottom of the ocean." "I came as fast as I could." "Oh!" "Why, you're, you're..." "Professor Chumley, meet the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." "[chuckling] I know, I know." "We're your favorite heroes, and could we please sign an autograph for your Aunt Minnie, right?" "[chuckling] Well, actually, my favorite hero is Super Irma." "Professor, tell us about this reverse polarity magnet." "Well, someone tried to steal it on Halloween." "Hold on." "That's the night Irma tangled with Shredder outside the Magno-Dyne Labs." "The same night that she discovered her super powers." "That explains it." "If Irma was walking by the building just as Shredder turned on the anti-magnet, then her entire costume would be anti-magnetized." "Which means it would repel anything made of metal." "Like those muggers' weapons." "Or those bank robber dudes' motor hogs." "Giving Irma the illusion of super-strengh." "Well, temporarily, of course." "[all] Temporarily?" "Hm, she was exposed on Halloween at approximately 6 p.m." "That means the effects should wear off in about, uh, five minutes." "[all] Five minutes?" "And Irma's down there in the Technodrome!" "In another moment, the anti-magnet will be installed." "Not so fast, Krang!" "[gasping] Oh, no!" "It's Super Irma!" "How the devil did she get all the way down here?" "Surely, she is a woman of steel." "[Shredder] Foot soldiers, destroy her!" "Now I'll teach you that crime does not pay and all those other little sayings." "I think I'll shut down your little operation." "Oops." "[laughing] Clumsy me." "[grunting]" "My super powers." "What's happened to them?" "Whatever gave her those powers [singsong voice] is go-one!" "Good." "Bebop, Rock Steady, get her!" "You bet." "Gotcha." "It's done." "To the control room." "That battleship doing target practice near the harbor should serve nice." "But what could Krang and Shredder want the anti-magnet for?" "Uh, could it have something to do with a 300-ton battleship flying through the air toward us?" "[Professor Chumley] Oh, my heavens!" "Whoa, with all the ammunition that thing's carrying, it could blow the city clear into the suburbs." "Professor, could your anti-magnet be doing this?" "If its power were amplified enough, yes." "What are we waiting for, dudes?" "We're going to have to get down to the Technodrome, get control of the anti-magnet, and rescue Irma." "Uh, but how do we do that?" "Simple." "By converting the Turtle Van to submarine mode." "[Michelangelo] Cowabunga!" "[Leonardo] Hurry, Donatello." "We've got to get to the Technodrome at the bottom of the ocean." "Hopefully, we won't have to make this trip too often." "The Turtle Van can't take too much of this undersea pressure." "[Michelangelo] Scope it out, dudes." "There's the Technodrome." "[Raphael] Anyone figured out how we're gonna get inside?" "Like this." "[Krang laughing]" "Now the city will get a taste of my power." "Oh, yeah?" "You won't get away with this, Brain Face." "And who, pray tell, is going to stop me?" "[Raphael] How about...us?" "[all] Turtle Power!" "You just sealed your doom, Turtle!" "I'd rather seal your mouth, Shred Head!" "Oh, you want to slice and dice, hmm?" "Try this!" "Have you free in a flash, Super Dudette." "Now to set that thing down gently." "[button beeps]" "Face it, you're shredded, Shredder!" "Quickly, we must flee." "We'll escape through that hatch." "Oh, no, not there!" "[Shredder] Why not?" "[Krang] Because it's the garbage chute!" "Whoa, we sure trashed those dudes!" "Phew, there." "I've rewired the controls to turn that anti-magnet into a regular magnet." "Great." "But what about the Technodrome?" "[Donatello] Those empty target ships are just the thing to put it out of commission." "Okay, now let's get out of here." "Aw, gee, and I was just getting comfy down here." "[beeping] Come on, in one minute, this place is gonna have more leaks than the Titanic!" "[buzzing]" "Boss." "Boss?" "Um, we got a problem." "You've got a problem?" "Look at me." "I'm covered with garbage." "Well, I can fix that." "But we still got this other problem." "Yeah, the whole joint flooded." "Don't just stand there." "Plug up those leaks!" "[Donatello] So, you see, Irma," "When the anti-magnetism wore off, your so-called powers vanished along with it." "Bummer, babe." "From hero to zero in a single day." "Nah, it's okay." "I couldn't have taken being a superhero much longer anyway." "Well, why not?" "Scared of the danger?" "Sick of being mobbed by adoring fans?" "Tired of battling bad guys?" "Oh, no, nothing like that." "It's just that this costume is giving me an awful rash!" "Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc Burbank, CA"