"[ Car Passes By ]" "[ Man Narrating ] YEAH, I WORKED IN A BARBER SHOP," "BUT I NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF A BARBER." "I STUMBLED INTO IT-- WELL, MARRIED INTO IT, MORE PRECISELY." "[ Barber ] THEY WERE TRYING TO EXPAND THE EMPIRE." "[ Narration Continues ] IT WASN'T MY ESTABLISHMENT." "LIKE THE FELLA SAYS, I ONLY WORK HERE." "THEY EVEN HAD FRENCH EXPLORERS, WHICH THE FRENCH ARE NOT KNOWN FOR EXPLORING." "[ Narration Continues ] THE DUMP WAS 200 FEET SQUARE..." "WITH THREE CHAIRS, OR STATIONS, AS WE CALL 'EM," "EVEN THOUGH THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF US WORKING." "BUT THIS IS MY POINT." "MY POINT IS THAT THESE TRADERS AND TRAPPERS WOULD COME TO THIS COUNTRY," "GET THEIR PELTS AND THEIR GOLD "IGNOTS"" "[ Narration Continues ] FRANK RAFFO, MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, WAS THE PRINCIPAL BARBER." "MAN, COULD HE TALK." "THERE WAS A CRAZE ON BEAVER HATS IN PARIS AT THE TIME." "MAYBE IF YOU'RE 11 OR 12 YEARS OLD, FRANK'S GOT AN INTERESTING POINT OF VIEW," "BUT SOMETIMES IT GOT ON MY NERVES." "NOT THAT I COMPLAINED, MIND YOU." "LIKE I SAID, HE WAS THE PRINCIPAL BARBER." "FRANK'S FATHER AUGUST-- THEY CALLED HIM GUZZI" "HAD WORKED THE HEADS UP IN SANTA ROSA FOR 35 YEARS..." "UNTIL HIS TICKER STOPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A JUNIOR FLATTOP." "HE LEFT THE SHOP TO FRANKIE FREE AND CLEAR," "AND THAT SEEMED TO SATISFY ALL OF FRANK'S AMBITIONS" "CUTTING THE HAIR AND CHEWING THE FAT." "ME, I DON'T TALK MUCH." "I JUST CUT THE HAIR." "#### [ Woman Singing Opera, Faint ]" "IT SAYS HERE THAT THE RUSSIANS EXPLODED AN A-BOMB..." "AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT." "[ Mutters ] UH-HUH." "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES ?" "[ Narration Continues ] BEING A BARBER IS A LOT LIKE BEING A BAR MAN OR A SODA JERK." "THERE'S NOT MUCH TO IT ONCE YOU'VE LEARNED THE BASIC MOVES." "FOR THE KIDS, THERE'S THE BUTCH, OR THE HEINIE," "THE FLATTOP, THE IVY," "THE CREW, THE VANGUARD, THE JUNIOR CONTOUR..." "AND OCCASIONALLY THE EXECUTIVE CONTOUR." "I LIVED IN A LITTLE BUNGALOW ON NAPA STREET." "#### [ Opera Continues ] THE PLACE WAS OKAY, I GUESS." "HAD AN ELECTRIC ICEBOX, A GAS HEARTH..." "AND A GARBAGE GRINDER BUILT INTO THE SINK." "YOU MIGHT SAY I HAD IT MADE." "OH, YEAH, THERE WAS ONE OTHER THING." "DORIS KEPT THE BOOKS AT NIRDLINGERS," "A SMALL DEPARTMENT STORE ON MAIN STREET." "DORIS LIKED THE WORK, ACCOUNTING." "SHE LIKED KNOWING WHERE EVERYTHING STOOD." "AND SHE GOT A TEN PERCENT EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT ON WHATEVER SHE WANTED" "NYLON STOCKINGS, MAKEUP AND PERFUME." "DORIS AND I WENT TO CHURCH ONCE A WEEK." "[ Objects Rattling ] USUALLY TUESDAY NIGHT." "[ Man ] B-9." "I-29." "DORIS WASN'T BIG ON DIVINE WORSHIP," "I-22." "AND I DOUBT IF SHE BELIEVED IN LIFE EVERLASTING." "SHE'D MOST LIKELY TELL YOU THAT OUR REWARD IS ON THIS EARTH," "AND BINGO IS PROBABLY THE EXTENT OF IT." "B-7." "WATCH YOUR CARD, HONEY." "I WASN'T CRAZY ABOUT THE GAME," "BUT, I DON'T KNOW, IT MADE HER HAPPY," "AND I FOUND THE SETTING PEACEFUL." "JESUS." "BINGO." "BINGO !" "DORIS'S BOSS, BIG DAVE BREWSTER," "WAS MARRIED TO ANN NIRDLINGER, THE DEPARTMENT STORE HEIRESS." "TONIGHT THEY WERE COMING OVER FOR DINNER." "AS DORIS SAID," "WE WERE ENTERTAINING." "ME, I DON'T LIKE ENTERTAINING." "[ Knock On Door ]" "HOW YOU DOIN', ED ?" "OKAY." "TAKE YOUR COAT, ANN ?" "THE JAPS HAD US PINNED DOWN ON BUNA FOR SOMETHIN' LIKE SIX WEEKS." "I GOTTA TELL YA, I THOUGHT WE HAD IT TOUGH, BUT WE HAD SUPPLY." "THE JAPS WERE EATIN' BUGS AND GRUBS AND THISTLES." "ANYWAY, ONE DAY WE BUST OFF THE BEACH..." "AND WE FIND ARNEY BRAGG, THIS KID MISSIN' ON RECON." "THE JAPS HAD EATEN THE SON OF A BITCH." "IF YOU'LL PARDON THE, UH" "ANYWAY, HE WAS A SCRAWNY, PIMPLY KID, NOTHIN' TO WRITE HOME ABOUT." "I MEAN, I NEVER WOULDA, YOU KNOW." "[ Big Dave Snickering ]" "SO, WHAT DO I SAY, HONEY ?" "WHAT DO I SAY WHEN I DON'T LIKE DINNER ?" "COME ON." "WHAT DO I SAY ?" "I SAY, "ARNEY BRAGG, AGAIN ?"" "[ Big Dave Laughing ]" "[ Big Dave ] "ARNEY BRAGG, AGAIN ?"" "[ Big Dave Exhales ]" "WERE YOU IN THE SERVICE, ED ?" "NO, DAVE, I WASN'T." "ED WAS 4-F ON ACCOUNT OF HIS FALLEN ARCHES." "THAT'S TOUGH." "THAT'S" " THAT'S TOUGH." "[ Giggling ]" "[ Ed ] YEAH, I GUESS DORIS LIKED ALL THAT HE-MAN STUFF." "SOMETIMES I HAD THE FEELING THAT SHE AND BIG DAVE WERE A LOT CLOSER THAN THEY LET ON." "THE SIGNS WERE ALL THERE, PLAIN ENOUGH." "[ Doris Laughing ]" "I SAID I DON'T DRINK IN THE OFFICE." "I'VE SEEN YOU TAKE A DRINK." "YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE NOTHIN'." "[ Big Dave Continues Talking ]" "[ Ed ] NOT THAT I WAS GONNA PRANCE ABOUT IT, MIND YOU." "IT'S A FREE COUNTRY." "HOLDIN' DOWN THE PORCH AREA, ED ?" "THAT'S SOME WIFE YOU GOT THERE." "YEAH." "SHE'S A RARE ONE." "SO, HOW'S BUSINESS, DAVE ?" "OH, UH, COULDN'T BE BETTER." "THESE ARE BOOM TIMES IN RETAILIN', ED." "WE'RE OPENIN' ANOTHER STORE OVER THERE ON CARSON-- BIG DAVE'S ANNEX." "NOW, THIS IS STRICTLY HABERDASHERY." "IT'S CASUAL WEAR, PAJAMAS, LADIES' UNDERGARMENTS AND FOUNDATIONS," "THAT TYPE OF THING." "AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M THINKIN' OF MAKIN' DORIS THE COMPTROLLER." "LISTEN, WHEN THE ANNEX OPENS UP, YOU GOTTA STOP BY." "MAYBE WE CAN UPDATE YOUR SUIT A LITTLE BIT, HUH ?" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Clears Throat ]" "'COURSE, YOU'RE IN THE SMOCK ALL DAY." "WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE THINGS, ANYWAY ?" "SPECIALTY STORE DOWN IN SACRAMENTO." "OH." "[ Frank ] YOU TIE YOUR OWN FLIES." "I MEAN, IF YOU'RE REALLY SERIOUS, YOU TIE YOUR OWN FLIES." "YOU DO, UH" "I KNOW." "IT'S METICULOUS." "I KNOW." "PEOPLE SAY, HEY, YOU CAN BUY FLIES AT THE STORE." "THE POINT IS, THERE'S A CERTAIN ART TO THE PROCESS." "THE POINT IS NOT MERELY TO PROVIDE." "LET ME POINT OUT, THESE FISH ARE NOT AS DUMB AS YOU MIGHT THINK." "YEAH ?" "SURE." "GO TO THE STORE." "DESCRIBE TO THE MAN WHERE YOU WILL BE FISHING AND FOR WHAT," "AND THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE THE MAN SELL YOU THE GODDAMNED FISH, ED." "MY POINT IS, THIS IS A MAN WHO KNOWS NOTHING, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TELL HIM." "SO SELL HIM THE GODDAMNED FISH, ED." "YEAH." "[ Door Bell Jingles ]" "OKAY." "WHO GETS THE PRIVILEGE ?" " WE'RE JUST CLOSING, FRIEND." " OH." "HAPPY DAYS." "I WISH I WAS DOING WELL ENOUGH TO TURN AWAY BUSINESS." "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, FRIEND ?" "THIS IS A BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT WITH POSTED HOURS." "MORE POWER TO YA, BROTHER." "THE PUBLIC BE DAMNED." "[ Frank ] HEY." "I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM." "YOU GO AHEAD, FRANK." "HAVE A SEAT, MISTER." " YOU SURE, EDDIE ?" " YEAH, YEAH, GO AHEAD." "IN YOUR EAR, MISTER." "[ Chortling ]" "OH, THOSE FIERY MEDITERRANEANS." "[ Door Closes ]" "UH, SAY, UH, NOT SO FAST THERE, BROTHER." "PRETTY GOOD, EH ?" "FOOLS EVEN THE EXPERTS." "ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HUMAN HAIR..." "HANDCRAFTED BY JACQUES OF SAN FRANCISCO." "I'D HATE TO HAVE TO TELL YOU WHAT I PAID FOR IT." "MMM." "YEAH, IT'S A NICE RUG." "I'M PAYIN' IT DOWN ON THE INSTALLMENT PLAN." "A LOT OF FOLKS LIVE WITH THE PATE EXPOSED." "THEY SAY THE DAMES THINK IT'S SEXY," "BUT FOR MY MONEY IT'S JUST NOT GOOD GROOMIN'." "AND GROOMIN', MY FRIEND, IS PROBABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN BUSINESS." "AFTER PERSONALITY, OF COURSE." "[ Chuckles ]" "CREIGHTON TOLLIVER." "PLEASED TO KNOW YA." "ED CRANE." "SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO SANTA ROSA ?" "A GOOSE, MY FRIEND." "I WAS CHASIN' A WILD GOOSE." "ED, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF VENTURE CAPITAL ?" "RISK MONEY." "VERY SPECULATIVE." "EXCEPT THAT IN CERTAIN SITUATIONS IT'S NOT, SEE." "I THOUGHT I HAD A PROSPECT HERE." "WELL, I MAKE THE HAUL UP..." "AND THIS LOUSY SO-AND-SO TELLS ME..." "THAT THE SITUATION HAS CHANGED." "ALL OF HIS CAPITAL'S TIED UP IN EXPANSION PLANS OF HIS OWN." "THANK YOU, MOTHER." "POP GOES ANOTHER BUBBLE." "IT'S ONLY THE BIGGEST BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY SINCE HENRY FORD," "AND I CAN'T SEEM TO INTEREST A SOUL." "IS THAT RIGHT ?" "IT'S CALLED DRY CLEANING." "YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, BROTHER." "DRYCLEANING." "WASH WITHOUT WATER." "NO SUDS." "NO TUMBLE." "NO STRESS ON THE CLOTHES." "IT'S ALL DONE WITH CHEMICALS, FRIEND." "AND HERE'S THE CAPPER-- NO SHRINKAGE." "THAT'S RIGHT." "DRY CLEANING." "ALL I NEED IS $10,000 TO OPEN UP THE FIRST STORE." "THEN I USE ITS CASH FLOW TO FINANCE ANOTHER, AND SO ON," "LEAPFROG, BOOTSTRAP MYSELF TO A WHOLE CHAIN." "WELL, ME AND A PARTNER." "CLEANLINESS, FRIEND." "THERE'S MONEY IN IT." "THERE'S A FUTURE." "THERE'S ROOM TO GROW." "SAY, THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD." "[ Laughs ]" "LET'S SEE IT WITH THE HAIRPIECE ON." "[ Ed ] DRY CLEANING." "WAS I CRAZY TO BE THINKING ABOUT IT ?" "WAS HE A HUCKSTER OR AN OPPORTUNITY, THE REAL mccoy ?" "MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS, NO, NO, THE WHOLE IDEA WAS NUTS." "BUT MAYBE THAT WAS THE INSTINCT THAT KEPT ME LOCKED UP IN THE BARBER SHOP," "NOSE AGAINST THE EXIT, AFRAID TO TRY TURNING THE KNOB." "HONEY ?" "HMM ?" "SHAVE MY LEGS, WILL YA ?" "WHAT IF I COULD GET THE MONEY ?" "IT WAS CLEAN." "NO WATER." "CHEMICALS." "GIMME A DRAG." "MMM." "LOVE YA, HONEY." "WHAT YOU-- UH, COME IN." "OKAY, YEAH." "I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW." "[ Chuckles ]" "OH." "I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PORTER." "CAN I HELP YA ?" "I'M ED." "ED CRANE." "UM, I CUT YOUR HAIR TODAY." "I'M THE BARBER." "JESUS, YEAH." "THE BARBER." "I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU WITHOUT THE SMOCK." "DID I LEAVE SOMETHIN' AT THE SHOP ?" "NO." "NO, IT'S NOTHING LIKE THAT." "UM, I-I MIGHT BE INTERESTED IN THAT BUSINESS PROPOSITION." "YOU GOT THE DOUGH ?" "WELL, I CAN GET IT." "COME IN." "COME IN !" "[ Chuckling ]" "SIT DOWN OVER THERE." "COFFEE ?" "NO." "WELL, SIT DOWN, MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE." " SO TELL ME" " SURE." "OTHER THAN PUTTING UP THE MONEY, UH, EXACTLY WHAT WOULD YOU WANT THE PARTNER TO, UH" "DO ?" "HELL, NOTHIN'." "YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO KEEP TABS ON YOUR INVESTMENT, THE RUNNING OF THE BUSINESS," "BUT I'M LOOKING FOR A SILENT PARTNER." "I'VE DONE THE RESEARCH, I'VE CONTACTED THE VENDORS." "THE DEAL IS SET." "DISAPPEAR, IF YOU'D LIKE." "CHECK IN WHENEVER YOU WANT." "I WANT THE DOUGH." "I DON'T TAKE ATTENDANCE." " AND HOW DO WE SHARE THE" " FIFTY-FIFTY, STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE." "YOU AND ME." "FINANCE AND EXPERTISE." "SO YOU GOT THE DOUGH THEN, DO YA ?" "I CAN HAVE IT IN A WEEK." "THE BARBER." "[ Chuckling ]" "WELL, I THOUGHT THIS TRIP WAS GONNA BE A BUST." "JUST SHOWS TO GO YA, WHEN ONE DOOR SLAMS SHUT," "ANOTHER ONE OPENS." "HERE'S TO YOU, UH" "ED." "[ Chuckles ]" "MMM." "AH." "[ Grunts ]" "[ Clears Throat ] UH" "WAS THAT A PASS ?" "MAYBE." "WELL, YOU'RE OUT OF LINE, MISTER." "NOT A PROBLEM." "WAY OUT OF LINE." "RIGHT." "STRICTLY BUSINESS." "OKAY." "[ Ed ] I SENT IT TO DAVE THE NEXT MORNING." "THEN I WAITED." "FRANK ?" "HUH ?" "THIS HAIR." "YEAH ?" "YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT IT ?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?" "I DON'T KNOW." "HOW IT KEEPS ON COMING." "IT JUST KEEPS GROWING." "YEAH." "LUCKY FOR US, HUH, PAL ?" "NO, I MEAN," "IT KEEPS GROWING," "AND IT'S PART OF US." "AND THEN WE CUT IT OFF AND THROW IT AWAY." "COME ON, EDDIE." "YOU'RE GONNA SCARE THE KID." "OKAY, BUD, YOU'RE THROUGH." "[ Door Opens, Closes ] [ Bell Jingles ]" "I'M GONNA TAKE THIS HAIR AND THROW IT OUT IN THE DIRT." "WHAT ?" "I'M GONNA MINGLE IT WITH COMMON HOUSE DIRT." "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ?" "I DON'T KNOW." "SKIP IT." "[ Door Closes ]" "ED, GIMME A ZIP." "WHERE YOU GOING ?" "ME ?" "US." "THE PARTY AT NIRDLINGERS." "I TOLD YOU LAST WEEK." "THE CHRISTMAS PUSH." "OH, YEAH." "RIGHT." "COME ON, GET READY." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "NAH, YOU GO AHEAD." "I'M NOT BIG ON PARTIES." "OH, DON'T BE A GRUMP." "GIMME A ZIP." "#### [ Swing ]" "#### [ Continues ]" "HEY, UH, AIN'T YOU IN LADIES' WEAR ?" "HUH ?" "HAVEN'T I SEEN YOU UP IN LADIES' WEAR ?" "I DON'T WORK HERE." "MY WIFE DOES." "UH-HUH." "WHEW." "THAT'S SOME BEAT, HUH ?" "YEAH." "OH !" "CHECK OUT THE RACK ON THAT BROAD IN THE ANGORA." "ED, CAN I TALK TO YOU ?" "SURE." "[ Door Opens ] [ Big Dave Clears Throat ] COME IN." "#### [ Continues, Faint ] [ Door Closes ]" "OH, S-S-SIT DOWN." "SIT DOWN." ""SOUVENIRED" IT OFF A JAP IN NEW GUINEA." "[ Chuckles ]" "GUESS YOU'RE, UH, WONDERIN' WHAT DORIS WAS SO HOT ABOUT." "HAVANAS." "MY PRIVATE STOCK." "ROMEO AND JULIET." "ED, I" "WHAT IS IT, DAVE ?" "ED, I'VE BEEN WEAK." "I'VE BEEN WEAK." "THE, UH" "YOU'RE GONNA BURN YOURSELF." "[ Chuckles ] THANKS." "I, UH" "OH, JESUS." "I'VE BEEN CARRYIN' ON WITH A MARRIED WOMAN." "NO ONE YOU KNOW." "AND NOW THE, UH," "THE CHICKENS ARE COMIN' HOME TO ROOST." "I GOT A NOTE." "A BLACKMAIL NOTE, YOU KNOW." "COME ACROSS, OR EVERYBODY KNOWS." "I GUESS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO ME." "I GUESS THAT WOULD BE PRETTY AWKWARD." ""AWKWARD" ?" "[ Laughing ] YEAH." "YEAH." "ANN WOULD THROW ME RIGHT OUT ON MY KEISTER." "I MEAN, IT'S HER ST-- IT'S HER FAMILY'S STORE, ED." "IT'S HER STORE." "I SERVE AT THE INDULGENCE OF THE GODDAMN OWNERSHIP." "THE LADY'S HUSBAND WOULD KNOW." "HOW MUCH DO THEY WANT, DAVE ?" "TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, ED." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT ICANDO." "YOU KNOW," "I KNOW WHO THE SON OF A BITCH IS." "YOU KNOW..." "WHOWHOIS ?" "THE SON OF A BITCH." "THE BLACKMAILER." "I KNOW WHO HE IS." "IT'S NO ONE YOU KNOW." "IT'S A BUSINESSMAN FROM SACRAMENTO." "A GODDAMN PANSY, ED." "TRYIN' TO ROPE ME INTO SOME CRACKPOT SCHEME." "I HEARD HIM OUT, THEN I TOLD HIM TO GO TO HELL." "THE VERY NEXT DAY-- THE VERY NEXT DAY I GET A NOTE, THE BLACKMAIL NOTE," "ASKING ME FOR THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY HE ASKED ME FOR." "THE VERY NEXT DAY." "TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS." "HOW DID HE KNOW THAT YOU WERE SEEIN' THE WOMAN ?" "HE STAYED AT THE HOTEL THAT I WENT TO WITH THE, UH, LADY IN QUESTION." "HE MUST'VE SEEN US." "OH, JESUS." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "[ Sobbing ]" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO." "[ Continues Sobbing ]" "DAVE." "[ Sniffling ]" "[ Blows Nose ]" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST PAY HIM, DAVE ?" "'CAUSE THAT'S MY CAPITALIZATION ON THE ANNEX." "THAT'SMYOPERATION." "CHRIST ALMIGHTY, ED." "[ Sighs ] THAT'S WHAT I JUST TALKIN' TO DORIS ABOUT DOWN THERE" "A WAY TO GET THE MONEY FROM THE STORE THAT WE COULD HIDE FROM ANN." "DORIS, SHE WAS, SHE WAS PRETTY HOT ABOUT THAT, GOD BLESS HER." "EMBEZZLIN', ED." "EMBEZZLIN' FROM MY OWN GODDAMN WIFE." "I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "IT'S OKAY." "#### [ Piano, Faint:" "Classical ]" "[ Ed ] IN A WAY, I FELT BAD FOR BIG DAVE." "I KNEW THAT TEN GRAND WAS GOING TO PINCH HIM WHERE IT HURT," "BUT DORIS WAS TWO-TIMING ME AND I GUESS SOMEWHERE THAT PINCHED A LITTLE TOO." "#### [ Continues, Louder ]" "####" "####" "####" "####" "####" "THAT WAS PRETTY." "DID YOU MAKE THAT UP ?" "OH, NO." "NO, THAT WAS WRITTEN BY LUDWIG VAN BEETHOVEN." "WELL, IT WAS QUITE SOMETHING." "YEAH, HE WROTE SOME BEAUTIFUL PIANO SONATAS." "THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING." "I'M ED CRANE." "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE, MR. CRANE." "MY FATHER USED TO TAKE ME WITH HIM WHEN HE WENT TO GET HIS HAIR CUT." "WALTER ABUNDAS ?" "OH, YEAH, SURE." "WALTER." "YEAH, I'M RACHEL ABUNDAS." "BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME BIRDY." "I'M SORRY." "I JUST DIDN'T REMEMBER." "OH, NO, IT'S OKAY." "YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO REMEMBER EVERY SKINNY GIRL WHO COMES IN WITH HER DAD." "#### [ Swing Continues, Faint ]" "SO YOU DON'T, UH, LIKE THAT MUSIC OUT THERE ?" "NOT REALLY." "I'M NOT BIG ON MUSIC, ORDINARILY." "ED." "[ Scoffs ] WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD." "WHO ?" "DAVE." "WHY'S THAT ?" "EHH." "MONEY PROBLEMS." "HE'S THINKING ABOUT CANCELING THE ANNEX." "SO ?" "THAT MEANS I DON'T RUN NIRDLINGERS." "MMM." "[ Whispers ] WHAT A KNUCKLEHEAD." "[ Ed ] BIG DAVE DID IT, THOUGH." "I SENT A NOTE TELLING HIM WHERE TO DROP THE MONEY." "AND HE DID." "HE CAME ACROSS." "YEAH." "GOOD !" "HOW ARE YA ?" "COME IN." "I GOT EVERYTHING ORGANIZED." "HOW YOU DOIN' ?" "YOU GOT A CHECK ?" " CASH." " CASH ?" "USUALLY THESE KINDS OF THINGS ARE DONE WITH A BANK DRAFT," "BUT CASH, THAT'S FINE." "IT'S ALL THE SAME IN THE END." "DOUGH IS DOUGH, HUH ?" "WHOA, NELLIE." "I GOT THE PAPERWORK HERE." "PARTNERSHIP PAPERS." "THEY REFLECT OUR AGREEMENT." "FIFTY-FIFTY ON THE NET." "I PROVIDE PROFESSIONAL SERVICES, YOU PROVIDE THE CAPITAL." "I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A RECEIPT ON THE DOUGH HERE." "UH, PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD." "I DON'T KNOW WHETHER YOU WANNA SHOW IT TO A LAWYER." "NO, THAT'S OKAY." "YEAH." "SCREW 'EM, RIGHT ?" "[ Chuckles ]" "PAY THEM TO TANGLE IT UP, THEN YOU HAVE TO PAY THEM TO UNTANGLE THEM." "WHAT'S THE POINT ?" "YOU JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, I'LL GIVE YOU A RECEIPT ON THE" "WHOA, NELLIE." "[ Chuckles, Sighs ]" "OKAY, ONE THING WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT WAS," "I AM THINKING ABOUT, UH, CALLING THE PLACE TOLLIVER'S." "AFTER ME, YOU KNOW." "I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE, UH, MUCH INTERESTED IN, UH" " THAT'S FINE." " YEAH, THAT'S GOOD." "GOOD, GOOD." "NOW, READY ?" "ONE SECOND AND I WILL" "OKAY, THAT'S IT." "AS PER OUR DISCUSSION." "[ Chuckles ]" "ALL RIGHT, THERE IT IS," "WRIT LARGE IN LEGAL ESCRITOIRE." "AND THE, UH-- SAY, CREIGHTON." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA SCREW ME ON THIS." "SCREW YOU ?" "JESUS." "TAKE IT TO A LAWYER." "NO, I INSIST !" "NO." "I INSIST !" "THIS IS DRY CLEANING." "THIS IS NOT SOME FLY-BY-NIGHT THING HERE." "OH, I'LL TELL YOU," "I HAVE BEEN 13 YEARS AS AN ENTREPRENEUR, AND I HAVE NEVER" " IT'S OKAY." " NOBODY'S EVER QUESTIONED ME-- HEY, YOU WANT THE DOUGH BACK ?" "HUH ?" "HUH ?" "DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKIN' TO HERE ?" "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM ?" " IT'S OKAY." " DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO" "IT'S OKAY." "SO, TOLLIVER'S IS OKAY, THEN ?" "[ Ed ] THE NEXT DAY WAS SATURDAY." "WE WERE GOING TO A RECEPTION FOR DORIS'S COUSIN GINA..." "WHO JUST MARRIED A WOP VENDOR OUT NEAR MODESTO." "DORIS DIDN'T MUCH FEEL LIKE GOING, AND I DIDN'T EITHER." "BUT LIKE SHE SAID, WE HAD A COMMITMENT." "I HATE WOPS." "WHAT'S SO GODDAMN STRANGE ABOUT THAT ?" "I DIDN'T SAY A WORD." "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO GROW UP WITH THEM." "FAMILY." "#### [ Accordion ]" "[ Boy ] ED !" "UNCLE ED !" "COME STAI ?" "COME STAI ?" "[ Men Conversing In Italian ]" "HE'S RIDING GARIBALDI !" "UNCLE FRANKIE'S RIDING GARIBALDI !" "[ Shouting ]" "[ Kids Shouting ]" "COME ON !" "[ Hooting ]" "[ Garibaldi Squealing ]" "[ Kids Continue Shouting ]" "[ Ed ] THAT WAS WHEN SHE STARTED DRINKING." "DORIS." "DORIS !" "YOU BEEN OKAY ?" "MMM." "YEAH." "HOW YOU DOING, COSTANZA ?" "OH, YOU KNOW." "STILL GOT MY HEALTH." "AND, UH, HOW YOU BEEN, UH" "ED." "ED." "HE'S A BARBER, RIGHT ?" "IT'S A GOOD TRADE." "SO, HOW COME YOU GOT NO KIDS, HUH ?" "NO, COME ON, KIDS !" "COME ON !" "I-I JUST ATE LUNCH !" "I COULDN'T EAT ANOTHER THING." "OH, N" " ANTHONY !" "ANTHONY, IT'S YOU !" "OKAY, KIDS, READY ?" "AND" "#### [ Continues ] CONGRATULATIONS." "CONGRATULATIONS, GINA." "IT'S SO GODDAMN WONDERFUL." "CONGRATULATIONS TOO, GINA." "LIFE IS JUST SO GODDAMN WONDERFUL, YOU ALMOST WON'T BELIEVE IT." "IT'S JUST A BOWL OF GODDAMN CHERRIES." "LET'S GO." "SURE." "[ Giggling ]" "COME ON." "CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR GODDAMN CHERRIES !" "LET GO OF MY GODDAMN ELBOW !" "[ Whimpers ] D" "[ Frank ] I NEVER WANNA SEE ANOTHER BLUEBERRY PIE." "I NEVER EVEN WANNA HEAR THOSE WORDS." "DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS, ED." "DON'T SAY THOSE WORDS." "[ Whimpers ]" "[ Muttering ]" "[ Ed ] I'D MET DORIS BLIND ON A DOUBLE DATE..." "WITH A LOUDMOUTHED BUDDY OF MINE WHO WAS SEEING A FRIEND OF HERS FROM WORK." "WE WENT TO A MOVIE." "DORIS HAD A FLASK." "BOY, SHE COULD PUT IT AWAY." "AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, SHE SAID SHE LIKED THAT I DIDN'T TALK MUCH." "IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE WEEKS LATER SHE SUGGESTED WE GET MARRIED." "[ Phone Ringing ]" "[ Continues Ringing ]" "YEAH." "ED, IT'S BIG DAVE." "I GOTTA TALK TO YOU." "WHAT ?" "NOW ?" "YEAH." "IT'S IMPORTANT." "BUT IT-IT'S" "PLEASE, ED." "YOUR PLACE ?" "YEAH." "I'M AT THE STORE." "LET YOURSELF IN." "OKAY." "DAVE ?" "I'M RUINED." "THEY'VE RUINED ME." "THIS MONEY." "NO ANNEX." "I'M ALL SHOT TO HELL." "SO, YOU PAID THE GUY ?" "WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU ?" "HUH ?" "WHAT KIND OF MAN..." "ARE YOU ?" "I MEAN, I'D UNDERSTAND IF YOU CAME IN HERE AND..." "SOCKED ME IN THE NOSE, WHATEVER." "I DESERVE IT." "I D" "I'M NOT PROUD OF WHAT I DID." "BUT YOU." "YEAH, I PAID UP." "AS YOU WELL KNOW." "BUT THEN I WENT AND FOUND THE PANSY." "OH, YOU GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY, HUH ?" "WELL, YOU KNOW THE STORY." "I DIDN'T." "I HAD TO BEAT IT OUT OF THE PANSY." "I'M ALL SHOT TO HELL." "WELL, DAVE, UH" "[ Grunting ]" "[ Grunting, Groaning ]" " OHH !" " [ Panting ]" "[ Choking ]" "[ Choking Continues ]" "[ Blood Gurgling, Choking Continues ]" "[ Groaning ]" "[ Exhales ]" "[ Ed ] IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE WEEKS LATER SHE SUGGESTED WE GET MARRIED." "I SAID, "DON'T YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME MORE ?"" "SHE SAID, "WHY ?" "DOES IT GET BETTER ?"" "SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS A DOPE," "WHICH I NEVER REALLY MINDED FROM HER." "AND SHE HAD A POINT, I GUESS." "WE KNEW EACH OTHER AS WELL THEN AS NOW." "ANYWAY, WELL ENOUGH." "[ Electric Clippers Buzzing ]" "[ Frank ] HOLY MOLEY, DO I GOT A HEADACHE." "HOW ARE YOU TODAY, ED ?" "OKAY." "YOU DON'T GOT A HEADACHE ?" "[ Ed ] NO." "DAMN, I GOT A HEADACHE TO BEAT THE BAND." "[ Man ] DIDN'T MAKE A SOUND." "DIDN'T COUGH, NOTHIN'." "[ Frank ] DID YOU PUMP IT ?" "YOU CAN'T PUMP IT." "THAT'LL JUST FLOOD IT." "[ Man ] NO, NO, NO, YOU GOTTA PUMP IT." "YOU CAN'T JUST HOLD IT DOWN." "I MEAN,THAT'LLFLOOD IT." "[ Frank ] YOU CRAZY ?" "YOU PUMP IT." "[ Man ] YOU CAN'T HOLD IT DOWN." "[ Scissors Snipping ] [ Frank ] JUST TURN THE KEY." "[ Man ] NOT WHEN IT'S COLD." "[ Frank ] WELL, IF IT'S COLD, CHOKE IT." "[ Man ] AND PUMP IT." "[ Frank ] HOW MANY TIMES ?" "[ Door Opens ] [ Door Bell Jingling ]" "ED CRANE ?" "[ Door Closes ]" "I'M CRANE." "COME ON OUTSIDE." "SURE." "I'M OFFICER PERSKY." "THIS IS KREBS." "WELL, WE GOIN' ?" "HUH ?" "OH, UH, NO." "CIGARETTE ?" "RIGHT." "PETE'S GOT SOME NEWS FOR YA." "UH" "LOOK, PAL, UM," "IT'S A TOUGH BREAK, BUT, UM," "WELL, DAMN IT, YOUR WIFE'S BEEN PINCHED." "THEY SENT US AROUND TO TELL YOU." "HUH ?" "THEY SENT US AROUND TO TELL YOU." "WE PULLED THE DETAIL." "MY WIFE ?" "YEAH." "YEAH, THEY BRUNG HER DOWN TO COUNTY JAIL." "HOMICIDE." "WELL, EMBEZZLEMENT..." "AND HOMICIDE." "GUY NAMED DAVID BREWSTER." "HE'S THE GUY SHE" "H-HE'S THE DECEDENT." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "HE'S THE DEAD GUY." "[ Persky ] YEAH." "YEAH, IT'S A TOUGH BREAK." "VISITING ENDS AT 5:00." "OH, UH, MISSED IT TODAY, BUT, UH," "YOU CAN GO SEE HER TOMORROW." "[ Persky ] SORRY, PAL." "THEY SENT US TO TELL YA." "[ Mutters ] CRAP DETAIL." "HELLO, WALTER." "HELLO, ED." "THANKS." "THANKS FOR SEEIN' ME AT HOME." "OH, HELL." "WANT A DRINK ?" "UH, NO, THANKS." "YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED ONE ?" "I'M FINE." "OKAY." " BOY." " YEAH." "JESUS." "SO, UH," "WHAT DO I, UH" "OF COURSE, UH, I, UH" "IT'S OUT OF MY LEAGUE." "NO, I" " NO, I-I DO PROBATE AND REAL ESTATE..." "AND TITLE SEARCH." "[ Chuckles ]" "I'D BE ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS, SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS." "ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS." "[ Hiccups ]" "[ Groans ] EXCUSE ME." "[ Sighs ] I JUST FINISHED DINNER." "NO." "FRANKLY, DORIS'D BE BETTER OFF WITH THE COUNTY DEFENDER." "HE A GOOD MAN ?" "BERT'S OKAY." "YEAH, HE-- HE'S A GOOD MAN." "LISTEN, I WON'T KID YOU, ED." "UH, THERE'S NOBODY AROUND HERE..." "HAS ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THIS KIND OF THING." "I HEAR THEY'RE BRINGIN' A PROSECUTOR UP..." "FROM, UH, SACRAMENTO." "IT'S A CAPITAL OFFENSE." "THEY'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY." "SO-- THEY'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY." "SO, WHAT-WHAT, UH-- WHAT-- [ Footsteps Approaching ]" "DO YOU WANT ANY MORE COFFEE, DAD ?" "OH, HI, MR. CRANE." "HELLO, RACHEL." "I WAS SO SORRY TO HEAR." " YEAH, THANKS." " COFFEE, ED ?" "NO, THANKS." "AH, NO, THANKS, HONEY." "WE'RE" "OKAY, DAD." "IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. CRANE." "[ Screen Door Shuts ]" "DAMN." "A GOOD KID." "JESUS-- [ Mumbling ]" "SO, UH," "W-WHO DO YOU THINK ?" "OH, WELL, UM," "LLOYD GARROWAY IN SAN FRANCISCO." "PROBITY." "YOU KNOW, NOBODY EVER SAID ANYTHING IFFY ABOUT LLOYD GARROWAY." "HE'S CONSERVATIVE." "JURY MIGHT LIKE THAT." "MIGHT LIKE THAT HERE." "PROBITY." "SO, HE'S, UH, THE BEST MAN FOR" "NO." "FOR THIS, UH" "THE BEST, THE MONEY-IS-NO-OBJECT BEST, ANY LAWYER'LL TELL YOU," "IS FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER FROM..." "SACRAMENTO." "I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE FIXED FOR MONEY." " BUT HE'S" " THE BEST." "THE BEST, YEAH." "RIEDENSCHNEIDER." "NO QUESTION ABOUT IT." "[ Whispers ] IT'S OKAY." "[ Sobbing ] NO !" "[ Continues, Faint ]" "[ Continues Sobbing ]" "[ Door Opens ]" "[ Woman Continues Sobbing ]" "[ Continues Sobbing ] NO !" "HONEY." "NO !" "[ Continues Sobbing ]" "I BROUGHT YOUR MAKEUP." "GLASSES." "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOIN' ON." "I" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO BIG DAVE." "I-I KNOW SOME OF IT." "IRREGULARITIES IN THE BOOKS, THEY SAID." "CAN I EXPLAIN IT ?" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING." "I DID HELP HIM COOK THE BOOKS, ED." "I DID DO THAT." "SHOULD I" "SHOULD I TELL YOU WHY I CHANGED THE BOOKS ?" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING." "[ Woman Shouts ] NO, NO, NO !" "JESUS CHRIST !" "[ Whimpering ]" "[ Sobbing Continues, Quieter ] [ Woman Continues, Faint ]" "[ Giggles ]" "MY BOOKS USED TO BE PERFECT." "ANYONE COULD OPEN 'EM UP AND MAKE SENSE OF THE WHOLE GODDAMN STORE." "I KNEW WE'D PAY FOR IT." "[ Frank ] I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS !" "THIS IS WHEN YOU COME TOGETHER." "WELL, THAT'S AWFULLY GENEROUS OF YOU, FRANK." "THE HELL WITH IT." "THE HELL WITH IT, EDDIE." "THIS IS WHEN YOU COME TOGETHER." "THIS IS FAMILY." "[ Frank ] THEY'RE JUST PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME, ED." "REMEMBER THAT." "[ Lighter Flicking ] JUST PEOPLE." "THEY GOTTA PUT UP THE BIG FRONT SO THAT PEOPLE WILL TRUST 'EM WITH THEIR MONEY." "MM-HMM." "THIS IS WHY THE BIG LOBBY, ED." "BUT THEY PUT THEIR PANTS ON ONE LEG AT A TIME JUST LIKE YOU AND ME." "UH-HUH." "THEY, TOO, USE THE TOILET, ED, IN SPITE OF APPEARANCES." "AND THEIR MONEY WILL BE SECURED BY THE BARBER SHOP." "A ROCK." "A ROCK, THE BARBER SHOP." "MR. RAFFO." "YES, SIR ?" "COULD YOU COME WITH ME, PLEASE ?" "SURE." "CAN ED COME TOO ?" "MISTER" "CRANE." "ED CRANE." "YOU ALSO HAVE AN INTEREST IN THE SECURING PROPERTY ?" "HE'S A BARBER." "AH." " SECOND CHAIR." " NOT AN OWNER." "NO, HE'S, UH, FAMILY." "HE'S MY BROTHER-IN-LAW." "IT WOULD BE BEST IF HE WAITED HERE." "[ Ed ] THE BARBER SHOP." "DORIS AND FRANK'S FATHER HAD WORKED 30 YEARS TO OWN IT FREE AND CLEAR." "NOW IT GOT SIGNED OVER TO THE BANK," "AND THE BANK SIGNED SOME MONEY OVER TO FRANK," "AND FRANK SIGNED THE MONEY OVER TO FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER," "WHO GOT INTO TOWN TWO DAYS LATER..." "AND TOLD ME TO MEET HIM AT DA VINCI'S FOR LUNCH." "NOT FRIED, POACHED." "THREE OF 'EM FOR TWO MINUTES." "STRIP STEAK, MEDIUM RARE, FLAPJACKS, POTATOES, TOMATO JUICE..." "AND PLENTY OF HOT COFFEE." "YOU HAVE ANY PRAIRIE OYSTERS ?" "NO, SIR." "THEN BRING ME A FRUIT COCKTAIL WHILE I WAIT." "YOU'RE CRANE ?" "YEAH." "BARBER, RIGHT ?" "YEAH." " I'M FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER." "HUNGRY ?" " UH, NOT REALLY." "THEY TELL ME THE CHOW'S OKAY HERE." "I MADE SOME INQUIRIES." "LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME, SO I'LL EAT WHILE WE TALK." "DO YOU MIND ?" "YOU DON'T MIND." "WHILE I'M IN TOWN I'M STAYING AT THE HOTEL METROPOLE." "TURANDOT SUITE." "YEAH, IT'S GOOFY." "THEY NAMED THEIR SUITES AFTER OPERAS." "ROOM'S OKAY, THOUGH." "I POKED AROUND." "I'M HAVING 'EM HOLD IT FOR ME." "I'LL BE BACK AND FORTH." "SO, IN ADDITION TO MY RETAINER, YOU'RE PAYING HOTEL;" "LIVING EXPENSES;" "SECRETARIAL;" "PRIVATE EYE, IF WE NEED TO MAKE INQUIRIES;" "HEAD SHRINKER, SHOULD WE GO THAT WAY." "WE'LL TALK ABOUT APPEALS IF, AS AND WHEN." "FOR NOW, HAS SHE CONFESSED ?" "NO, OF COURSE NOT." "SHE DIDN'T DO IT." "GOOD." "THAT HELPS." "NOT THAT SHE DIDN'T DO IT, THAT SHE DIDN'T CONFESS." "'COURSE, THERE'S WAYS TO DEAL WITH A CONFESSION, BUT THAT'S ONE LESS THING TO THINK ABOUT." "NOW, INTERVIEW." "I'M SEEING HER TOMORROW." "YOU SHOULD BE THERE-- 3:00." "ONE MORE THING-- YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT." "I GET THE LAY OF THE LAND, I TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY." "NO TALKING OUT OF SCHOOL." "WHAT'S OUT OF SCHOOL ?" "EVERYTHING'S OUT OF SCHOOL." "I DO THE TALKING." "YOU KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT." "I'M AN ATTORNEY." "YOU'RE A BARBER." "YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING." "OKAY." "GOOD." "ANY QUESTIONS, GIVE ME A RING." "TURANDOT SUITE." "IF I'M OUT, LEAVE A MESSAGE." "SURE YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING ?" "NO ?" "OKAY." "YOU'RE OKAY, PAL." "YOU'RE OKAY, SHE'S OKAY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE HUNKY" "AND THE-- AND THE FLAPJACKS, HONEY." "[ Ed ] THERE THEY WERE," "ALL GOING ABOUT THEIR BUSINESS." "IT SEEMED LIKE I KNEW A SECRET," "A BIGGER ONE, EVEN, THAN WHAT HAD REALLY HAPPENED TO BIG DAVE," "SOMETHING NONE OF THEM KNEW." "LIKE I HAD MADE IT TO THE OUTSIDE SOMEHOW," "AND THEY WERE ALL STILL STRUGGLING WAY DOWN BELOW." "[ Knocking On Door ]" "[ Knocking Continues ]" "[ Hinges Creaking ]" "ANN." "HELLO, ED." "WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN, ANN ?" "NO." "NO, IT'S VERY LATE." "I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR LOSS." "'COURSE YOU KNOW THAT DORIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT." "NOTHING AT ALL." "I KNOW." "DON'T WORRY, ED." "I CAME TO TELL YOU" "AND YOU SHOULD TELL DORIS" "YEAH ?" "YOU KNOW HOW BIG DAVE LOVED CAMPING AND THE OUT OF DOORS ?" "YEAH." "WE WENT CAMPING LAST SUMMER IN EUGENE, OREGON." "OUTSIDEEUGENE, ED." "YEAH ?" "AT NIGHT THERE WERE LIGHTS." "WE BOTH SAW THEM." "WE NEVER TOLD ANYONE OUTSIDE OF OUR OFFICIAL REPORT," "OUR REPORT TO THE GOVERNMENT." " ANN ?" " THERE WAS A SPACECRAFT." "I SAW THE CREATURES." "THEY LED BIG DAVE ONTO THE CRAFT." "HE NEVER TOLD ANYONE WHAT THEY DID." "A-ANN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO" "I CANNOT REPEAT IT TO YOU, BUT THIS THING GOES DEEP, ED." "IT GOES DEEP AND INVOLVES THE GOVERNMENT." "THIS WAS NOT YOUR WIFE." "THERE'S A GREAT DEAL OF FEAR." "YOU KNOW HOW CERTAIN CIRCLES WOULD-WOULD FIND IT," "THE KNOWLEDGE, A THREAT." "THEY-THEY TRY TO LIMIT IT, AND" "ANN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN," "SIT DOWN ?" "MAYBE HAVE A DRINK." "SOMETIMES KNOWLEDGE IS A CURSE, ED." "AFTER THIS HAPPENED," "THINGS CHANGED." "BIG DAVE" "HE NEVER TOUCHED ME AGAIN." "TELL DORIS NOT TO WORRY." "I KNOW IT WASN'T HER." "PERHAPS THIS WILL BRING IT OUTFINALLY." "PERHAPS NOW IT WILL ALL COME OUT." "PERHAPS NOW IT WILL ALL COME OUT." "[ Footsteps On Gravel ]" "IT STINKS." "BUT IT'S TRUE." "I DON'T CARE." "IT'S TRUE, IT'S NOT TRUE." "IT STINKS." "YOU SAY HE WAS BEING BLACKMAILED ?" "BY WHO ?" "YOU DON'T KNOW." "FOR HAVING AN AFFAIR." "WITH WHO ?" "YOU DON'T KNOW." "DID ANYONE ELSE KNOW ABOUT IT ?" "PROBABLY NOT." "YOU DON'T KNOW." "I KNEW ABOUT IT." "BIG DAVE TOLD ME ABOUT IT..." "AND THE SPOT HE WAS PUTTING HIMSELF IN BY GETTING THE MONEY." "TERRIFIC !" "YOUR HUSBAND BACKS YOU UP." "THAT'S TERRIFIC." "COME ON, YOU GOTTA GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WORK WITH." "FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER IS GOOD, BUT HE'S NOT A MAGICIAN." "HE CAN'T JUST WAVE HIS LITTLE WAND IN THE AIR TO MAKE A PLAUSIBLE DEFENSE MATERIALIZE." "LOOK AT WHAT THE OTHER SIDE IS GONNA RUN AT US." "THEY GOT THE COMPANY BOOKS PREPARED BY YOU, COOKED BY YOU." "THAT'S MOTIVE." "THEY GOT A MURDER SCENE YOU HAD ACCESS TO." "THAT'S OPPORTUNITY." "THEY GOT THAT LITTLE TRIMMER THING HE WAS STABBED IN THE THROAT WITH." "A DAME'S WEAPON." "IT WAS BIG DAVE'S." "DON'T INTERRUPT ME." "THAT'S MEANS." "THEY GOT A FINE, UPSTANDING PILLAR OF THE BUSINESS COMMUNITY AS A VICTIM," "AND THEN THEY GOT YOU," "A DISGRUNTLED, NUMBER-JUGGLING UNDERLING," "WHO ON THE DAY IN QUESTION WAS DRUNK AS A SKUNK..." "AND WHOSE ALIBI FOR THE TIME IN QUESTION IS BEING PASSED OUT AT HOME, ALONE." "I WAS WITH HER." "LIKE I SAY, IT STINKS." "I KILLED HIM." "OKAY." "YOU KILLED HIM." "OKAY, WE FORGET THE BLACKMAIL THING." "YOU KILLED HIM." "HOW COME ?" "HE AND DORIS, UH, WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR." "OKAY." "HOW DID YOU KNOW ?" "I JUST KNEW." "A HUSBAND KNOWS." "WILL ANYONE ELSE SAY THEY KNEW ?" "AND DON'T SAY YOUR WIFE." "I DON'T KNOW." "I DON'T THINK SO." "[ Sighs ] HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE STORE ?" "I TOOK DORIS'S KEYS." "WILL ANYONE SAY THEY SAW YOU THERE, ON YOUR WAY THERE, IN THERE, ON YOUR WAY BACK ?" "I DON'T THINK SO." "WILL ANYONE CORROBORATE ANY GODDAMN PART OF YOUR STORY AT ALL ?" "OH, COME ON !" "PEOPLE, YOU CAN'T HELP EACH OTHER LIKE THAT." "[ Sighs ] LET'S BE REALISTIC, NOW." "LET'S LOOK AT OUR OPTIONS." "WELL, FRANKLY, I DON'T SEE ANY OPTIONS." "LOOK, I CANNOT PRESENT STORY "A." I CANNOT PRESENT STORY "B."" "I COULD PLEAD YOU FOR A NUTCASE, BUT YOU LOOK TOO COMPOSED." "I COULD OFFER A GUILTY PLEA, AND IN RETURN THEY DON'T GIVE YOU THE JUICE," "BUT I DON'T THINK YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN CHINO." "I KNOW YOU DIDN'T HIRE FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER TO HOLD YOUR HAND AT A SENTENCING HEARING." "YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN LLOYD GARROWAY FOR THAT." "NO, NO, NO, NO." "WE'RE NOT GIVING UP YET." "YOU HIRED FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER, IT MEANS YOU'RE NOT THROWING IN THE TOWEL." "I LITIGATE." "I DON'T CAPITULATE." "ALL RIGHT." "NO OPTIONS ?" "WE GOTTA THINK." "ALL RIGHT." "WE GO BACK TO THE BLACKMAIL THING." "YEAH, IT TITILLATES." "IT'S OPEN-ENDED, AND IT MAKESHIM THE BAD GUY." "YOU DIG AROUND, YOU NEVER KNOW." "SOMETHING UNSAVORY FROM HIS PAST." "HE APPROACHES YOU TO HELP HIM WITH THE MONEY, HIS PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT HIM." "WHO'S TO SAY ?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "YEAH." "FORGET THE JEALOUS HUSBAND THING." "THAT'S JUST SILLY." "WE'RE GOING WITH THE BLACKMAIL." "I'LL BE IN TOUCH." "I'M COMIN' OUT !" "[ Door Hinges Creaking ]" "[ Door Slams ]" "[ Ed ] OF COURSE THERE WAS ONE PERSON WHO COULD CONFIRM DORIS'S STORY," "OR PLENTY OF IT." "THE DRY-CLEANING PANSY." "BUT HE'D LEFT THE HOTEL, SKIPPED OUT ON HIS BILL." "HE'D ALSO DISAPPEARED FROM THE RESIDENCE HE GAVE ME," "OWING TWO MONTHS' RENT." "HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID ?" "HANDING OVER $10,000 FOR A PIECE OF PAPER." "#### [ Piano ] AND THE MAN GONE, LIKE A GHOST." "DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR, VAPORIZED LIKE THE NIPS AT NAGASAKI." "GONE NOW." "[ Inhales Deeply ] ALL GONE." "THE MONEY GONE, BIG DAVE GONE," "DORIS GOING." "HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO STUPID ?" "#### [ Piano Continues ]" "####" "#### [ Ice Tinkling In Glass ]" "####" "#### [ Continues ] SHE MAKES THIS STUFF SHE CALLS A DUFF." "IT'S GOT EGG IN THERE." "IT'S GOT SUGAR." "IT'S GOT" "IT'S CAKE, BASICALLY, EXCEPT SHE CALLS IT DUFF." "YOU KNOW, LIKE IF YOU DON'T CALL IT CAKE," "YOU DON'T PUT ON ANY WEIGHT." "LIKE I NEED TO BE EATING DUFF." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING ?" "[ Ed ] SOONER OR LATER, EVERYONE NEEDS A HAIRCUT." "[ Continues, Indistinct ] WE WERE WORKING FOR THE BANK NOW." "WE KEPT CUTTING THE HAIR, TRYING TO STAY AFLOAT," "[ Loud Muttering ] MAKE THE PAYMENTS, TREAD THE WATER DAY BY DAY," "DAY BY DAY." "MOST PEOPLE THINK SOMEONE'S ACCUSED OF A CRIME," "THEY HAUL 'EM IN AND BRING 'EM TO TRIAL, BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT." "IT'S NOT THAT FAST." "THE WHEELS OF JUSTICE TURN SLOW." "THEY HAVE THE ARRAIGNMENT, THEN THE INDICTMENT," "AND THEY ENTERTAIN MOTIONS TO DISMISS AND POSTPONE AND CHANGE THE VENUE..." "AND ALTER THIS AND THAT AND THE OTHER." "THEY IMPANEL A JURY, WHICH BRING MORE MOTIONS." "THEN THEY SET A TRIAL DATE, AND THEN THEY CHANGE THE DATE." "AND THEN, OFTEN AS NOT, THEY'LL CHANGE IT AGAIN." "NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR." "I SAYS, "HONEY, IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE COFFEE, MAKE A LITTLE BIT OF COFFEE."" "AND THROUGH ALL OF IT, WE CUT THE HAIR." "MEANTIME, FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER SLEPT AT THE METROPOLE..." "AND SHOVELED IT IN AT DA VINCI'S." "HE'D BROUGHT IN A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR FROM SACRAMENTO..." "TO NOSE AROUND INTO BIG DAVE'S PAST." "I FOUND MYSELF, MORE AND MORE, GOING OVER TO THE ABUNDAS'S." "IT WAS A ROUTINE WE FELL INTO MOST EVERY EVENING." "I EVEN WENT WHEN WALTER WAS AWAY ON HIS RESEARCH TRIPS." "#### [ Continues ]" "HE WAS A GENEALOGIST," "HAD TRACED BACK HIS SIDE OF THE FAMILY SEVEN GENERATIONS," "HIS LATE WIFE'S EIGHT." "IT SEEMED LIKE A SCREWY HOBBY," "BUT THEN MAYBE ALL HOBBIES ARE." "MAYBE WALTER FOUND SOMETHING THERE IN THE OLD COUNTY COURTHOUSES," "HOSPITAL FILE ROOMS," "CITY ARCHIVES, PROPERTY ROLLS," "REGISTRIES." "SOMETHING MAYBE LIKE WHAT I FOUND LISTENING TO BIRDY PLAY." "#### [ Continues ] SOME KIND OF ESCAPE." "SOME KIND OF PEACE." "#### [ Final Note ]" "[ People Chattering In Distance ]" "[ Hinges Creaking ]" "THEY GOT THIS GUY IN GERMANY." "FRITZ SOMETHING OR OTHER." "OR IS IT-- MAYBE IT'S WERNER." "ANYWAY..." "HE'S GOT THIS THEORY." "YOU WANT TO TEST SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, SCIENTIFICALLY" "HOW THE PLANETS GO 'ROUND THE SUN," "WHAT SUNSPOTS ARE MADE OF," "WHY THE WATER COMES OUT OF THE TAP" "WELL, YOU GOTTA LOOK AT IT." "BUT SOMETIMES YOU LOOK AT IT" "YOUR LOOKING CHANGES IT." "YOU CAN'T KNOW THE REALITY OF WHAT HAPPENED," "OR WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED," "IF YOU HADN'T STUCK IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN SCHNOZZ." "SO THERE IS NO "WHAT HAPPENED."" "LOOKING AT SOMETHING..." "CHANGES IT." "THEY CALL IT THE UNCERTAINTY PRINCIPLE." "SURE, IT SOUNDS SCREWY, BUT EVEN EINSTEIN SAYS THE GUY'S ONTO SOMETHING." "SCIENCE." "PERCEPTION." "REALITY." "DOUBT." "REASONABLE..." "DOUBT." "I'M SAYING THAT SOMETIMES THE MORE YOU LOOK," "THE LESS YOU REALLY KNOW." "IT'S A FACT, A PROVED FACT." "IN" " IN A WAY," "IT'S THE ONLY FACT THERE IS." "THIS HEINIE EVEN WROTE IT OUT IN NUMBERS." "BURNS ?" "SUBJECT:" "DAVID ALLEN BREWSTER," "BORN BROOKLYN, 1911." "SUBJECT EDUCATED PUBLIC SCHOOLS." "ONE YEAR CASE WESTERN UNIVERSITY." "FLUNKS OUT." "1931, RETAIL APPLIANCE SALESMAN IN BARNHOFF'S DEPARTMENT STORE, CINCINNATI." "1933, MEETS ANN NIRDLINGER." "THEY MARRY THAT YEAR." "1935, ARRESTED ON ASSAULT COMPLAINT." "COMPLAINANT HAS A BROKEN NOSE, COUPLE OF BROKEN RIBS." "'36, ANOTHER ASSAULT BEEF AT A BAR ROOM ALTERCATION." "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." "COUPLE OF FISTFIGHTS, RIGHT ?" "GO TO HIS SERVICE RECORD." "INDUCTED MARCH 15, 1942." "SERVED IN A CLERICAL CAPACITY IN THE U.S. NAVAL SHIPYARDS AT SAN DIEGO." "ONE FISTFIGHT, BROKEN UP BY THE M.P.s." "NO COURT-MARTIAL." "HONORABLE DISCHARGE, MAY 8, 1945." "SINCE THEN, HE'S BEEN CLEAN." "THANK YOU, BURNS." "GET LOST." "[ Door Opens, Closes ]" "SO ?" "SO ?" "THIS COULD BE YOUR DOLLY'S TICKET OUT OF THE DEATH HOUSE." "SO !" "I DON'T GET IT." "[ Disgusted Sigh ] LOOK, CHUMP." "THIS IS A GUY, FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, TOLD EVERYBODY HE WAS A WAR HERO, RIGHT ?" "ISLAND-HOPPING, PRACTICALLY LIBERATED THE PACIFIC ALL BY HIMSELF," "WITH A KNIFE IN ONE HAND, A GUN IN THE OTHER," "AND 20 YARDS OF JAP GUTS BETWEEN HIS TEETH." "AND NOW IT TURNS OUT THIS DOPE SPENT THE WAR SITTING ON HIS ASS..." "IN SOME BOAT YARD IN SAN DIEGO." "YOU ASKED FOR BLACKMAIL." "MR. HAIL-FELLOW-WELL-MET, ABOUT TO OPEN HIS OWN BUSINESS HERE," "HAS BEEN LYING TO EVERYBODY IN THIS TOWN FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS," "PROBABLY INCLUDING HALF THE PEOPLE SITTING ON THAT JURY." "WELL, IT FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HIM." "SOMEBODY KNEW HIS DIRTY LITTLE SECRET, JUST LIKE YOUR WIFE SAYS." "THEY CALLED, THEY DEMANDED MONEY." "DID BIG DAVE SAY HE'D RECENTLY HEARD FROM AN OLD FRIEND ?" "DID BIG DAVE MENTION IT WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIS WAR SERVICE ?" "I DON'T KNOW." "I WASN'T THERE." "YOU HAVE TO TELL US." "MAYBE HE SPECIFIED, MAYBE HE DIDN'T." "I'M NOT PUTTING WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH, NO." "BUT THE POINT IS THAT THIS LIAR," "THIS CYNICAL MANIPULATOR," "TURNS TO YOU TO HELP HIM OUT OF HIS JAM." "FAT-ASSED SON OF A BITCH." "SO WHO-- WHO ACTUALLY" "WHO ?" "WHO ?" "I DON'T KNOW WHO." "BUT THE POINT IS THAT IF MR. PROSECUTOR OVER THERE..." "HAD DEVOTED HALF THE TIME HE'S SPENT PERSECUTING THIS WOMAN..." "TO EVEN THE MOST CURSORY INVESTIGATION OF THIS SCHMO'S PAST," "THEN WE MIGHT KNOW WHO." "BUT WE CAN'T KNOW WHO." "WE CAN'T KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED." "[ Rhythmically ] BECAUSE THE MORE YOU LOOK, THE LESS YOU KNOW." "BUT THE BEAUTY OF IT IS..." "WE DON'T GOTTA KNOW." "WE JUST GOTTA SHOW THAT, GOD DAMN IT, THEY DON'T KNOW." "BECAUSE OF FRITZ, OR WERNER, WHATEVER THE HELL HIS NAME IS." "[ Chuckles ]" "FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER SEES DAYLIGHT." "WE GOT A REAL SHOT AT THIS, FOLKS." "LET'S NOT GET COCKY." "COMIN' OUT !" "[ Door Slams ]" "[ Inhales ]" "[ Muffled Laughing ]" "[ Laughing Continues ] BIG DAVE." "[ Shaky Gasp ]" "WHAT A DOPE." "[ Ed ] SO MAYBE RIEDENSCHNEIDER COULD FIX IT FOR DORIS." "MAYBE IT WOULD ALL WORK OUT." "AND I THOUGHT," "I HOPED," "THAT MAYBE THERE WAS A WAY OUT FOR ME AS WELL." "HE WAS DEAF WHEN HE WROTE THIS." "[ Ed ] WHO ?" "BEETHOVEN." "HE CREATED IT, BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY HEARD IT." "I GUESS HE JUST HEARD IT ALL IN HIS HEAD SOMEHOW." "#### [ Piano ]" "####" "[ Ed ] THE GIRL HAD TALENT." "ANYONE COULD SEE THAT." "AND SHE WASN'T SOME FLY-BY-NIGHTER." "SHE WAS JUST A GOOD, CLEAN KID." "IF SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE A CAREER, SHE'D NEED A RESPONSIBLE ADULT..." "LOOKING OUT FOR HER," "SOME KIND OF MANAGER." "SHE'D HAVE CONTRACTS TO LOOK AT, BE GOING OUT ON TOURS," "PLAYING ON THE RADIO, MAYBE." "I COULD HELP HER SORT THROUGH ALL THAT WITHOUT CHARGING HER AN ARM AND A LEG." "JUST ENOUGH TO GET BY." "THEN I COULD BE WITH HER," "ENOUGH TO KEEP MYSELF FEELING OKAY." "WHY COULDN'T THAT WORK ?" "WHY NOT ?" "[ Laughing ]" "HI, MR. CRANE." "HELLO, BIRDY." "I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL GOOD." "YEAH, I MESSED UP A LITTLE BIT ON THE, UM, ON THE AGITATO," "BUT IF NOBODY NOTICED, THEN IT'S OKAY." "OH, THIS IS, UM, A FRIEND OF MINE." "TONY, UM, MR. CRANE." " HELLO, TONY." " HELLO, SIR." "[ Clears Throat ] WELL, UH," "CONGRATULATIONS." "THINK I'LL BE GETTING HOME NOW." "IT WAS..." "NICE TO MEET YOU, SIR." "YOU TOO, TONY." "[ Ed ] WHY COULDN'T IT WORK ?" "ANYWAY, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING IN THE DAYS LEADING UP TO THE TRIAL." "IT SEEMED LIKE ONCE THAT WAS OVER, I'D BE READY FOR A NEW START." "FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER WAS BUSY PREPARING." "HE WAS VERY OPTIMISTIC." "AND FINALLY IT CAME-- THE FIRST DAY OF THE TRIAL," "WHAT RIEDENSCHNEIDER CALLED "THE BIG SHOW."" "WHERE'S THE JUDGE ?" "HOW COME THERE'S NO JUDGE ?" "WHERE'S THE JUDGE, ED ?" "[ Clears Throat ] RIEDENSCHNEIDER." "HOW COME THE JUDGE DOESN'T COME OUT ?" "THE JUDGE COMES IN LAST." "HE'LL COME IN WHEN DORIS GETS HERE." "SO WHERE'S DORIS ?" "I THOUGHT WE STARTED AT 10:00." "HEY, RIEDENSCHNEIDER." "WHERE'S DORIS ?" "SHE'S LATE." "LATE ?" "HOW CAN SHE BE LATE ?" "SHE'S IN PRISON, ED." "NONE OF US ARE IN PRISON." "AND YET WE'RE NOT LATE." "WE'RE ON TIME, ED." "HOW CAN DORIS BE LATE ?" "WHAT, THEY DON'T HAVE WAKE-UP CALLS ?" "[ Door Opens ]" "ALL RISE." "NO, NO." "[ Judge ] COUNSELORS." "[ Footsteps ]" "WHAT'S GOING ON, ED ?" "I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE ARGUMENTS," "THE BAILIFF AND SO FORTH." "[ Quiet Murmuring ]" "ED, WHAT IS THIS ?" "IS THIS PROCEDURE ?" "IN THE MATTER OF THE PEOPLE V. DORIS CRANE, CASE NUMBER SR-87249," "CAUSE NOW PENDING IS HEREBY DISMISSED..." "PURSUANT TO CALIFORNIA PENAL CODE SECTION 1385." "I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT." "HAD A REAL SHOT AT THIS." "I COULD'VE WON THIS THING." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE." "YOUR SERVICE IS NO LONGER NEEDED..." "AND YOU ARE NOW DISCHARGED." "[ Ed ] SHE'D HANGED HERSELF." "I'D BROUGHT HER A DRESS TO WEAR TO COURT, AND SHE'D USED THE BELT." "AT FIRST I THOUGHT SHE'D FIGURED OUT SOMEHOW HOW I FIT INTO IT..." "AND COULDN'T STAND IT, COULDN'T STAND KNOWING." "[ Sobbing ]" "BUT THAT WASN'T IT, I'D FIND OUT LATER." "FOR NOW, EVERYTHING JUST SEEMED RUINED." "CHECKING OUT." "FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER WENT BACK TO SACRAMENTO," "STILL SHAKING HIS HEAD," "SAYING IT WAS THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF HIS PROFESSIONAL CAREER." "FRANKIE FELL TO PIECES." "I SUSPECT HE WAS DRINKING." "ANYWAY, HE STOPPED COMING IN TO WORK." "THAT LEFT ME TO KEEP THE PLACE GOING, OR THE BANK WOULD'VE TAKEN IT." "HAVE TO GET HIM OFF THE ROAD, RIGHT ?" "HE KEEPS SNAPPING." "I WAS THE PRINCIPAL BARBER NOW." "TALK ABOUT UNGRATEFUL." "I HIRED A NEW MAN FOR THE SECOND CHAIR." "RUNS RIGHT OVER THE TURTLE." "I'D HIRED THE GUY WHO DID THE LEAST GABBING WHEN HE CAME IN FOR AN INTERVIEW," "BUT I GUESS THE NEW MAN HAD ONLY KEPT QUIET BECAUSE HE WAS NERVOUS." "ONCE HE HAD THE JOB, HE TALKED FROM THE MINUTE I OPENED THE SHOP IN THE MORNING..." "UNTIL I LOCKED UP AT NIGHT." "HE TIED A PIECE OF CORN ON A STRING, RIGHT ?" "HE WOULD WAIT FOR THE CHICKEN TO EAT IT." "FOR ALL I KNOW, HE TALKED TO HIMSELF ON THE WAY HOME." "[ Voice Echoes, Fades ] ...THE CHICKEN" "[ Ed ] WHEN I WALKED HOME, IT SEEMED LIKE EVERYONE AVOIDED LOOKING AT ME," "AS IF I'D CAUGHT SOME DISEASE." "THIS THING WITH DORIS, NOBODY WANTED TO TALK ABOUT IT." "IT WAS LIKE I WAS A GHOST WALKING DOWN THE STREET." "AND WHEN I GOT HOME NOW," "THE PLACE FELT EMPTY." "[ Door Closes ]" "I SAT IN THE HOUSE," "BUT THERE WAS NOBODY THERE." "IWASA GHOST." "I DIDN'T SEE ANYONE." "NO ONE SAW ME." "I WAS THE BARBER." "I HAD A COUPLE OF EGGS OVER HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THEY RUN ALL OVER THE PLATE," "SOME BACON AND POTATOES, WHICH ARE SUPPOSED TO COME WITH IT." "SO I PAY FOR IT, AND I PUT THE CHANGE IN MY POCKET WITHOUT REALLY LOOKING..." "'CAUSE, GOSH, WHO LOOKS AT THE CHANGE WHEN YOU EAT THERE EVERY DAY ?" "TWO BLOCKS LATER I LOOK AT THE CHANGE SHE GAVE ME." "GOLLY, I'M TWO BITS SHORT." "[ Customer ] TWO BITS SHORT." "SO I WALK BACK OVER TO LINTON'S, FIND THIS GAL, BIG ARGUMENT." "SHE DOESN'T EVEN RECALL THE TRANSACTION." "NO RECOLLECTION." "DOESN'T RECALL THE TRANSACTION." "NO RECOLLECTIONS." "SO I SAID, "LOOK, DEAR." "GO AHEAD." "LOOK AT THE MENU."" "IF YOU'RE IN BEFORE 6:00, IT'S THE WHATCHAMACALLIT" "THE, UH" " THE, UH-- OH, UM, THE, UH" "THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL." "YEAH, THE EARLY RISER." "[ Bell Jingling ]" "CRANE ?" "I'M CRANE." "MY NAME'S DIEDRICKSON, COUNTY MEDICAL EXAMINER." "YEAH ?" "I JUST CAME BY FOR AN INFORMAL CHAT." "WHY DON'T I BUY YOU A DRINK ?" "RYE." "JUST COFFEE." "YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT SOMETHING STIFFER ?" "COFFEE IT IS." "[ Sighs ]" "COUNTY M.E. DOES AN AUTOPSY ON ANYONE WHO DIES IN CUSTODY." "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THAT." "IT'S ROUTINE." "DOESN'T BECOME A MATTER OF PUBLIC RECORD UNLESS THERE'S BEEN FOUL PLAY." "HOWEVER," "I DON'T THINK I'M PROHIBITED FROM TELLING YOU THIS." "OF COURSE, I'M NOT OBLIGED TO EITHER." "I JUST DON'T KNOW." "BUT IF I WERE THE MAN," "I'D WANT TO BE TOLD." "TOLD WHAT ?" "I'M NOT HERE TO ADD TO YOUR" "THANKS." "[ Sighs ]" "YOUR WIFE WAS PREGNANT." "FIRST TRIMESTER." "THERE IT IS." "I'M SORRY." "[ Sighs ] HELL, I HOPE I'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING." "MY WIFE AND I HAD NOT PERFORMED THE SEX ACT IN MANY YEARS." "[ Sighs ] WELL," "THAT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS." "I'M SORRY." "THERE IT IS." "GOOD LUCK, CRANE." "[ Ed ] DORIS AND I HAD NEVER REALLY TALKED MUCH." "I DON'T THINK THAT'S A BAD THING NECESSARILY." "[ Woman Moaning ] BUT IT WAS FUNNY." "NOW I WANTED TO TALK." "NOW, WITH EVERYONE GONE," "I WAS ALONE WITH SECRETS I DIDN'T WANT..." "AND NO ONE TO TELL 'EM TO ANYWAY." "[ Moaning Continues ]" "I WENT TO SEE A WOMAN WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE POWERS IN COMMUNICATING..." "WITH THOSE WHO HAD "PASSED ACROSS," AS SHE CALLED IT." "SHE SAID THAT PEOPLE WHO HAD PASSED ACROSS WERE PICKY ABOUT WHO THEY'D COMMUNICATE WITH." "NOT LIKE MOST PEOPLE YOU RUN INTO ON THIS SIDE." "[ Moaning ]" "SO YOU NEEDED A GUIDE, SOMEONE WITH A GIFT FOR TALKING TO SOULS." "GIVE ME YOUR HAND." "MMM." "WELL, FIRST SHE TOLD ME THAT MY WIFE WAS IN A PEACEFUL PLACE," "THAT OUR SOULS WERE STILL CONNECTED," "THAT SHE'D NEVER STOPPED LOVING ME..." "EVEN THOUGH SHE'D DONE SOME THINGS SHE WASN'T PROUD OF." "MAN, SHE WAS READING ME LIKE A BOOK." "SHE WAS A PHONY, JUST ANOTHER GABBER." "I WAS TURNING INTO ANN NIRDLINGER," "BIG DAVE'S WIFE." "I HAD TO TURN MY BACK ON THE OLD LADY," "ON THE VEILS, ON THE GHOSTS," "ON THE DEAD," "BEFORE THEY ALL SUCKED ME IN." "[ Footsteps Receding ]" "JURY MIGHT LIKE THAT." "#### [ Radio:" "Big Band ]" "ED ?" "HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP ?" "OKAY, WALTER." "THANKS." "I, UH" " I WAS SO DAMN SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR LOSS." "A TERRIBLE THING." "IT'S JUST DAMN TERRIBLE." "UH, BIRDY'S UPSTAIRS." "I'M ON LONG-DISTANCE, SO" "SURE, WALTER." "OKAY." "NO." "HELLO, BIRDY." "HI, MR. CRANE." "WE HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE" "WE'VE CERTAINLY MISSED YOU." "BIRDY, I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF THINKING." "THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGS THAT HAVEN'T WORKED OUT FOR ME." "LIFE HAS DEALT ME SOME BUM CARDS." "OR MAYBE I JUST HAVEN'T PLAYED THEM RIGHT." "POP DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE SMOKING IN HERE." "I'M SORRY." "WELL, SOMETIMES I HAVE A CIGARETTE WHEN HE'S AWAY, BUT NEVER WHEN HE'S HOME." "HE CAN SMELL IT A MILE OFF." "WELL, SURE." "IT'S HIS HOUSE." "THAT'S WHAT HE KEEPS TELLING ME." "ANYWAY, MY POINT IS YOU'RE YOUNG," "A KID, REALLY," "YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU." "BUT IT'S NOT TOO SOON TO START MAKING OPPORTUNITIES FOR YOURSELF..." "BEFORE IT ALL WASHES AWAY." "YEAH, I GUESS." "POP SAYS SO TOO." "YOU KNOW, I WORK PRETTY HARD AT SCHOOL." "THAT'S SWELL." "HOWEVER, THE MUSIC, IF YOU WANT TO PURSUE IT" "THE LESSONS FROM MRS. SWAN, THEY'LL ONLY TAKE YOU SO FAR." "THERE'S THIS GUY IN SAN FRANCISCO." "I'VE MADE INQUIRIES." "EVERYBODY SAYS HE'S THE BEST." "TRAINED PEOPLE WHO'VE GONE ON TO BIG CONCERT CAREERS IN SYMPHONY ORCHESTRAS, THE WORKS." "HIS NAME IS JACQUES..." "CARCANOGUES." "I'M NOT SURE I'M PRONOUNCING IT RIGHT." "ANYWAY, HE'S A FRENCHMAN." "OH, BOY." "A FRENCHMAN, HUH ?" "YOU'VE GOT TALENT." "ANYBODY CAN SEE THAT." "AND HE'S THE BEST." "IF HE SEES A STUDENT THAT HE THINKS HAS TALENT, HE TAKES THEM ON FOR NEXT TO NOTHING." "SO YOU'RE A CINCH TO BE ACCEPTED." "I COULD COVER THE COSTS OF THE LESSONS." "LIKE I SAID, IT'S PRETTY MODEST." " OH, JEEZ, MR. CRANE." " NO, I HAVE TO DO IT." "I CAN'T STAND BY AND WATCH ANY MORE THINGS GO DOWN THE DRAIN." "YOU'RE YOUNG." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "WELL, JEEZ, MR. CRANE." "I HADN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT A CAREER OR STUFF." "WELL, I KNOW YOU HAVEN'T." "LOOK, JUST GO SEE HIM AS A FAVOR TO ME." "I TALKED TO THIS GUY." "HE LOOSENED UP A LITTLE BIT WHEN I TOLD HIM HOW TALENTED YOU WERE." "HE'S AGREED TO SEE YOU THIS SATURDAY." "HE SAID, UH, MAYBE YOU'RE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH." "HIS WORDS." "JEEZ, I DON'T KNOW, MR. CRANE." "JUST GO SEE HIM AS A FAVOR TO ME." "#### [ Piano:" "Classical ]" "####" "[ Woman Talking In Distance, Indistinct ]" "[ French Accent ] YOU ARE THE FATHER ?" "NO, I'M HER-- I'M A FAMILY FRIEND." "I AM CARCANOGUES." "YOU WILL WAIT, MY DEAR." "#### [ Piano ]" "[ Water Running ]" "I SPEAK WITH YOU ON THE PHONE, NO ?" "YOU HAVE A SPECIAL INTEREST IN MUSIC ?" "UH-HUH." "AH." "A MUSIC LOVER, ALORS." "UM, I DON'T PRETEND TO BE AN EXPERT." "AH." "AHA." " HOW DID SHE DO ?" " SHE SEEMED LIKE A VERY NICE GIRL." "SHE PLAY, MONSIEUR," "LIKE A VERY NICE GIRL." "STINKS." "NICE GIRL," "HOWEVER, STINKS." "WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "IS NOT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND." "HER PLAYING, UH, VERY POLITE." "DID SHE MAKE MISTAKES ?" "MISTAKE ?" "NO." "IT SAY "E-FLAT," SHE PLAY E-FLAT." "PING, PING." "SHE PLAY THE RIGHT NOTE ALWAYS." "WELL, I DON'T UNDERSTAND." "NO MISTAKES ?" "LOOK, SHE'S JUST A KID." "I THOUGHT YOU TAUGHT THESE KIDS TO" "NO, NO, NO, MONSIEUR." "THAT IS WHAT I CANNOT TEACH HER, HUH ?" "I CANNOT TEACH HER TO HAVE THE SOUL." "HMM,VOYEZ, MONSIEUR." "LOOK." "TO PLAY THE PIANO IS NOT ABOUT THE FINGERS." "WE MAKE WITH THE FINGERS." "####" "BUT THE MUSIC, MONSIEUR," "SHE COME FROML'INTERIEUR, FROM INSIDE, HUH ?" "THE MUSIC," "SHE STARTS HERE." "SHE COME OUT THROUGH HERE." "HMM ?" "THEN PERHAPS," "PERHAPS," "SHE CAN GO HERE." "LIKE I SAID, I'M NOT AN EXPERT." "SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO ME, FOR I AM EXPERT." "VOYEZ, MONSIEUR." "THIS GIRL, NICE GIRL." "VERY CLEVER HANDS." "NICE GIRL." "I THINK, UH, PERHAPS SOME DAY..." "SHE CAN MAKE VERY GOOD TYPIST, HUH ?" "TAT, TAT, TAT, TAT, TAT, TAT, TAT." "VOILA." "I STANK, DIDN'T I ?" "HE DIDN'T SAY THAT." "NO, BUT MORE OR LESS." "I'M NO EXPERT, BUT THERE MUST BE A DOZEN TEACHERS BETTER THAN THIS CLOWN." "NO, LOOK, REALLY-- MORE QUALIFIED." "GODDAMN PHONY." "REALLY, IT'S OKAY." "I'M NOT INTERESTED IN PLAYING MUSIC PROFESSIONALLY." "YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE I WANT A CAREER AT ALL," "AND IF I DID, I'D PROBABLY BE A VETERINARIAN." " VETERINARIAN." " YEAH." "BUT I-I DO APPRECIATE YOUR INTEREST." "IT WAS NOTHING." "I WISH I'D PLAYED BETTER FOR YOU 'CAUSE I KNOW IT WOULD'VE MADE YOU REAL HAPPY." "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE ?" "WHAT ?" "YOU'RE AN ENTHUSIAST." "YEAH, MAYBE." "YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO APPRECIATE THE INTEREST YOU'VE TAKEN." "BIRDY." "I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY." "BIRDY." "NO, IT'S REALLY OKAY." "I WANNA DO IT." " BIRDY !" " NO, IT'S OKAY, REALLY." "NO !" "NO !" "NO !" "MR. CRANE, I WANNA DO IT." "MR. CRANE !" "BIRDY, PLEASE DON'T DO THAT !" "MR. CRANE, PLEASE !" " HEAVENS TO BETSY, BIRDY !" " PLEASE, MR. CRANE." " [ Horn Honking ] - [ Birdy Screaming ]" "[ Ed ] TIME SLOWS DOWN RIGHT BEFORE AN ACCIDENT," "AND I HAD TIME TO THINK ABOUT THINGS." "I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT AN UNDERTAKER HAD TOLD ME ONCE" "THAT YOUR HAIR KEEPS GROWING, FOR A WHILE, ANYWAY," "AFTER YOU DIE." "[ Loud Crash ]" "AND THEN IT STOPS." "I THOUGHT, "WHAT KEEPS IT GROWING ?"" "IS IT LIKE A PLANT IN SOIL ?" "WHAT GOES OUT OF THE SOIL ?" "THE SOUL ?" "AND WHEN DOES THE HAIR REALIZE THAT IT'S GONE ?" "[ Birds Chirping ]" "[ Children Chattering In Distance ]" "[ Ticking ]" "[ Child Shouting ]" "[ Child Giggling ]" "[ Giggling Continues ]" "HELLO !" "I NOTICED YOU STILL HAVE PEA STONE IN YOUR DRIVEWAY." "OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO REJUVENATE THAT EVERY COUPLE OF YEARS, DON'T YOU ?" "WHEN THE PEA STONE THINS OUT ?" "HA." "WHERE DOES IT GO, HUH ?" "LIKE THE ODD SOCK." "'COURSE, YOU KNOW WHERE IT GOES." "YOU PROBABLY PICK PIECES OF IT OFF YOUR LAWN ALL THE TIME," "CHURN IT UP WITH YOUR LAWN MOWER, SWEEP IT OFF YOUR PORCH THERE." " PAIN IN THE NECK." " NEVER BOTHERED ME." "WELL, HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED TAR MACADAM ?" "PEOPLE THINK IT'S JUST FOR PUBLIC WORKS OR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES," "BUT WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY NOW TO BRING IT TO THE HOMEOWNER," "INDIVIDUAL CONSUMER, AT VERY COMPETITIVE PRICES." "MIND IF I SHOW YOU THE SPECIFICATIONS ?" "AFTERNOON, MA'AM." "WHAT ARE YOU SELLING ?" "[ Laughs ]" "MA'AM, I WAS JUST TELLING YOUR HUSBAND HERE ABOUT TAR MACADAM..." "FOR YOUR HOME DRIVEWAY HERE." "HERE'S THE BROCHURE." "IT'S THE MODERN WAY TO" "GET LOST." "JESUS." "[ Cork Pops, Liquid Pouring ]" "[ Bottle Clatters ]" "DORIS-- NO." "DON'T SAY ANYTHING." "I'M FINE." "[ Child Laughing Outside ]" "[ Man's Voice, Faint ] MR. CRANE ?" "MR. CRANE ?" "MR. CRANE." "MR. CRANE ?" "MR. CRANE." "MR. CRANE ?" "ARE YOU THERE ?" "ARE YOU AWAKE ?" "HE'S COMIN' AROUND." "CAN YOU TALK, SIR ?" "THESE MEN HAVE TO TALK TO YOU." "ARE YOU AWAKE ?" "SIR ?" "HE'S" " HE'S AWAKE." "GO AHEAD." "[ Persky ] ARE YOU AWAKE ?" "IS HE AWAKE ?" "CRANE, AS SOON AS YOU'RE CONSCIOUS, WE HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT" "UH, IS HE CONSCIOUS ?" "HIS EYES ARE OPEN." "UH, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST." "[ Persky ] SOON AS THE DOCTOR LETS US, WE GOTTA MOVE YOU." "DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT ?" "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL HIM." "ARE YOU CONSCIOUS ?" "THEY'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PRISON HOSPITAL." "UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER." " BIRDY." " WHAT ?" "WHAT'D HE SAY ?" "BIRDY." "BIRDY." "UH, THE GIRL." "NO, THE GIRL'S OKAY." "BROKEN CLAVICLE." "THAT'S A COLLARBONE, CRANE." "IT'S BROKEN." "SHE'S OKAY, THOUGH." "SO HE UNDERSTANDS, THEN, HE'S UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER ?" "[ Whispers ] BIG DAVE." "HUH ?" "WHAT ?" "WHAT'D HE SAY ?" "[ Persky ] HE SAID OKAY." "IS THAT WHAT HE SAID ?" "[ Loud ] YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR THE MURDER OF CREIGHTON TOLLIVER." "YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?" "DOES HE UNDERSTAND ?" "[ Ed ] THE PANSY." "A KID DIVING IN A WATER HOLE OUTSIDE OF TOWN HAD FOUND HIS CAR." "THEY WINCHED IT OUT..." "AND FOUND HE'D BEEN BEATEN, JUST LIKE BIG DAVE SAID." "BEATEN TO DEATH." "INSIDE HIS BRIEFCASE WERE THE PARTNERSHIP PAPERS I'D SIGNED," "SHOWING THAT I'D GIVEN HIM TEN GRAND." "FOR THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY, THAT MADE IT FALL INTO PLACE." "I'D GOTTEN DORIS TO STEAL THE MONEY." "THE PANSY HAD GOTTEN WISE SOMEHOW, SO I HAD TO KILL HIM TO COVER MY TRACKS." "ON THE ARRAIGNMENT CALENDAR," "PEOPLE V. EDWARD CRANE." "I WAS IN A SPOT." "YOU ARE CHARGED IN A ONE-COUNT COMPLAINT..." "THAT ALLEGES AS FOLLOWS-- I CALLED IN FREDDY RIEDENSCHNEIDER..." "AND SIGNED THE HOUSE OVER TO HIM." "HE SAID HE DIDN'T ORDINARILY WORK THAT CHEAP," "BUT HE FIGURED HE OWED ME SOMETHING SINCE THE LAST ONE HADN'T PLAYED OUT." "HOW DO YOU NOW PLEAD ?" "WE PLEAD NOT GUILTY, YOUR HONOR." "[ Ed ] I TRIED TO TELL HIM THE WHOLE STORY, BUT RIEDENSCHNEIDER STOPPED ME." "HE SAID THE STORY MADE HIS HEAD HURT." "HE DIDN'T SEE ANY WAY OF USING IT WITHOUT PUTTING ME ON THE HOT SEAT FOR THE MURDER OF BIG DAVE." "TRIAL DATE IS SET FOR MONDAY A WEEK." "HE TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY, THOUGH." "SAID HE'D THINK OF SOMETHING." "THEY PUT ME ON 24-HOUR DEATH WATCH," "SO THAT I COULDN'T CHEAT JUSTICE LIKE THEY SAID MY WIFE HAD DONE." "BUT IN FRONT OF THE JURY, THEY HAD IT THAT DORIS WAS A SAINT." "THE WHOLE PLAN HAD BEEN MINE." "I WAS A SVENGALI WHO HAD FORCED DORIS TO JOIN MY CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE." "A TERRIBLE-- ON AND ON IT WENT," "HOW I'D USED DORIS, THEN LET HER TAKE THE FALL." "THAT MAN !" "THAT STUFF SMARTED BECAUSE SOME OF IT WAS CLOSE TO BEING TRUE." "AND THEN IT WAS RIEDENSCHNEIDER'S TURN." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MEMBERS OF THE JURY, CITIZENS OF SANTA ROSA," "WE'VE JUST HEARD FROM THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY A RATHER LURID DESCRIPTION..." "OF A TRULY DESPICABLE MAN." "I GOTTA HAND IT TO HIM." "HE TOSSED A LOT OF SAND IN THEIR EYES." "HE TALKED ABOUT HOW I'D LOST MY PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE, ...THE CHARACTER DRAWN..." "HOW I WAS TOO ORDINARY TO BE THE CRIMINAL MASTERMIND..." "THE D.A. MADE ME OUT TO BE," "HOW THERE WAS SOME GREATER SCHEME AT WORK THAT THE STATE HAD YET TO UNRAVEL." " IS IT THAT SIMPLE ?" " AND HE THREW IN SOME OF THE OLD TRUTH STUFF..." "HE HADN'T HAD THE CHANCE TO TROT OUT FOR DORIS." "MAY AT FIRST LOOK AT THESE LINES AND SEE ONLY THE CHAOS OF A WORK OF MODERN ART." "BUT IT IS YOUR JOB-- [ Ed ] HE TOLD THEM TO LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME CLOSE." "THAT THE CLOSER THEY LOOKED, THE LESS SENSE IT WOULD ALL MAKE." "THIS HUMAN, THIS BARBER." "[ Ed ] THAT I WASN'T THE KIND OF GUY TO KILL A GUY," "THAT I WAS THE BARBER, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." "I WAS JUST LIKE THEM, AN ORDINARY MAN." "GUILTY OF LIVING IN A WORLD THAT HAD NO PLACE FOR ME, YEAH." "GUILTY OF WANTING TO BE A DRY CLEANER, SURE." "BUT NOT OF MURDER." "BUT MOST SPECIFICALLY, THIS IS A BARBER'S DILEMMA." "FOR HE IS MODERN MAN." "HE SAID I WAS MODERN MAN." "HE IS YOUR REFLECTION." "AND IF THEY VOTED TO CONVICT ME," "THEY'D BE PRACTICALLY CINCHING THE NOOSE AROUND THEIR OWN NECKS." "HE TOLD THEM TO LOOK NOT AT THE FACTS, BUT AT THE MEANING OF THE FACTS." "AND THEN HE SAID THE FACTS HAD NO MEANING." "IT WAS A PRETTY GOOD SPEECH AND EVEN HAD ME GOING," "UNTIL FRANKIE INTERRUPTED IT." " [ Crowd Gasps ]" " WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU ?" "WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU ?" "MOVE FOR A MISTRIAL !" "YOUR HONOR !" " WHAT KIND OF MAN ARE YOU ?" " MOVE FOR A MISTRIAL." "[ Ed ] WELL, HE GOT HIS MISTRIAL, BUT THE WELL HAD RUN DRY." "THE COURT WILL COME TO ORDER." "THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO MORTGAGE." "RIEDENSCHNEIDER WENT HOME, AND THE COURT APPOINTED LLOYD GARROWAY," "WHO THREW ME ON THE MERCY OF THE COURT." "YOUR HONOR, WE PLEAD GUILTY..." "WITH EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES." "[ Ed ] IT WAS MY ONLY CHANCE, HE SAID." "I GUESS THAT MEANT I NEVER HAD A CHANCE." "...ARGUMENTS OF THE DEFENSE." "CERTAIN FACTS HAVE BEEN CLEARLY" "HE WASN'T BUYING ANY OF THAT MODERN MAN STUFF, OR THE UNCERTAINTY STUFF," "OR ANY OF THE MERCY STUFF EITHER." "THIS MAN IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY." "NOPE, HE WAS GOING BY THE BOOK," "IT IS THE JUDGMENT OF THIS COURT, AND IN SO DOING, AND THE BOOK SAID..." "I GOT THE CHAIR." "HE HAS FORFEITED THE RIGHT TO HIS OWN LIFE." "SO HERE I AM." "AT FIRST I DIDN'T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE." "I KNEW STEP BY STEP, OF COURSE," "WHICH IS WHAT I'VE TOLD YOU, STEP BY STEP." "BUT I COULDN'T SEE ANY PATTERN." "NOW THAT I'M NEAR THE END, I'M GLAD THAT THIS MEN'S MAGAZINE..." "PAID ME TO TELL MY STORY." "WRITING IT HAS HELPED ME SORT IT ALL OUT." "THEY'RE PAYING ME FIVE CENTS A WORD," "SO YOU'LL PARDON ME IF SOMETIMES I'VE TOLD YOU MORE THAN YOU WANTED TO KNOW." "[ Bell Rings ] BUT NOW ALL THE DISCONNECTED THINGS SEEM TO HOOK UP." "THAT'S THE FUNNY THING ABOUT GOING AWAY," "KNOWING THE DATE YOU'RE GOING TO DIE." "AND THE MEN'S MAGAZINE WANTED ME TO TELL HOW THAT FELT." "WELL, IT'S LIKE PULLING AWAY FROM THE MAZE." "WHILE YOU'RE IN THE MAZE, YOU GO THROUGH WILLY-NILLY," "TURNING WHERE YOU THINK YOU HAVE TO TURN," "BANGING INTO THE DEAD ENDS," "ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER." "BUT YOU GET SOME DISTANCE ON IT," "AND ALL THOSE TWISTS AND TURNS" "WHY, THEY'RE THE SHAPE OF YOUR LIFE." "IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN." "BUT SEEING IT WHOLE GIVES YOU SOME PEACE." "[ Spaceship Engine Accelerating, Fading ]" "THE MEN'S MAGAZINE ALSO ASKED ABOUT REMORSE." "YEAH, I GUESS I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PAIN I CAUSED OTHER PEOPLE." "BUT I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING." "NOT A THING." "I USED TO." "I USED TO REGRET BEING THE BARBER." "[ Hinges Creaking ]" "[ Slow Footsteps ]" "[ Hinges Creaking ]" "I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M BEING TAKEN." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'LL FIND BEYOND THE EARTH AND SKY," "BUT I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO." "MAYBE THE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND WILL BE CLEARER THERE," "LIKE WHEN A FOG BLOWS AWAY." "MAYBE DORIS WILL BE THERE." "AND MAYBE THERE I CAN TELL HER..." "ALL THOSE THINGS..." "THEY DON'T HAVE WORDS FOR HERE."