"GEE, BRAIN," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY," "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* ONE IS A GENIUS" "* THE OTHER'S INSANE *" "* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *" "* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE *" "* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED *" "* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN *" "* THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN" "* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN" "* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSY WORTH *" "* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "NARF!" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "IN TONIGHT'S PLAN, MY FRIEND," "WE DELVE HEADFIRST" "INTO THE SUPERSTITIOUS NATURE OF MANKIND." "OOH, BRAIN, DON'T WE NEED A WET SUIT FOR THAT?" "WE SHALL USE A DEVICE THAT PLAYS UPON THE FEARS" "OF EVEN THE MOST SKEPTICAL SOULS." "BEHOLD!" ""DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN."" "AAH!" "A CHAIN LETTER." "AAH!" "I TOUCHED IT." "I TOUCHED IT." "AAH!" "NARF!" "[CRASH]" "FEAR NOT, PINKY." "THIS ISN'T FOR YOU." "READ ON." "RIGHT, BRAIN." ""COLONEL SPATZ BROKE THIS CHAIN IN NAIROBI" ""AND WAS TRAMPLED BY ANGRY DIK-DIKS." ""NORRIS HALL KEPT THE CHAIN INTACT" ""AND WON FIVE MINUTES OF FREE SHOPPING" "AT THE PIGGLY WIGGLY."" "OOH!" ""EROFEB WOB LLIW."" "WHAT'S THIS, BRAIN?" "I CAN'T MAKE IT OUT." "THAT, PINKY, IS THE VERY KEY TO OUR PLAN." ""YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE BRAIN."" "THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BRAIN" "WILL SUBCONSCIOUSLY REGISTER THIS MESSAGE," "THUS PLANTING THE SEED FOR MY ULTIMATE CONQUEST." "FIVE MINUTES AT THE PIGGLY WIGGLY!" "NO, PINKY." "WORLD DOMINATION." "OH." "RIGHT." "HA HA HA HA!" "TROZ!" "WHAT IS "TROZ"?" "WHY, THAT'S "ZORT" IN A MIRROR." "TROZ!" "AFTER THE INITIAL MAILING," "THE SUPERSTITIOUS HUMANS" "WILL QUICKLY SPREAD THE CHAIN" "AND MY MESSAGE" "ACROSS THE GLOBE." "EGAD, BRAIN!" "BRILLIANT." "OH, WAIT." "NO." "WE'RE GOING TO NEED A BAZILLION DOLLARS FOR STAMPS." "TAKEN CARE OF, PINKY." "I USED A LAB REQUISITION FORM" "REQUESTING STAMP MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT." "YES!" "HMM." "NO CHECK." ""DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN..." "[MUMBLES]" ""COLONEL SPATZ BROKE THE CHAIN IN NAIROBI" "AND WAS TRAMPLED BY ANGRY DIK-DIKS."" "POOR MAN." "I HEARD ABOUT THAT." "ODD." "THIS IS OUR LETTER EXACTLY." "SOMEONE..." "SOMEONE HAS STOLEN OUR IDEA." ""YOU WILL BOW BEFORE..." "SNOWBALL"?" "SNOWBALL?" "I MET A SNOWBALL TODAY" "RIGHT HERE IN THE LAB." "WHAT?" "DESCRIBE HIM." "OOH." "WELL, HE HAD TWO EYES" "AND--AND..." "OH, A MOUTH RIGHT BELOW HIS NOSE." "HOW VERY DESCRIPTIVE." "OH--OH-- AND--AND..." "HE HAD A VERY STRANGE TATTOO." "TATTOO?" "WHAT KIND?" "IT WAS A CIRCLE AND--AND..." "AND AN "A" LIKE, UM..." "LIKE THIS?" "NARF!" "THAT'S IT EXACTLY." "OH, BRAIN, WHAT IS THAT?" "WHAT DOES IT MEAN?" "IT MEANS, PINKY, THAT EVIL LURKS AMONG US..." "BY THE NAME OF SNOWBALL!" "SNOWBALL!" "YES?" "OH, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, MY FRIEND." "YOU NEVER CALL." "YOU NEVER WRITE." "I'VE BEEN BUSY, SNOWBALL." "[CHUCKLING]" "SO I'VE HEARD." "FAILING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD" "MUST BE VERY TIME CONSUMING." "WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?" "WELL, SEEING THAT I'VE ALREADY STOLEN" "YOUR CHAIN-LETTER SCHEME FOR WORLD DOMINATION," "HOW ABOUT YOUR SIDEKICK?" "A VALUABLE ASSET." "PINKY?" "* MM MM MMM" "* LA LA LA" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "TROZ!" "YOU THINK PINKY WOULD BE AN ASSET?" "ANYTHING I CAN TAKE FROM YOU IS AN ASSET." "I SEE YOU'RE NOT FLOSSING." "[CHUCKLES]" "NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME," "I HAVE A WORLD TO CONQUER." "THIS IS AN UNEXPECTED BLOW, PINKY." "AT ONE TIME," "SNOWBALL AND I WERE AS CLOSE AS BROTHERS." "WE'RE GOING WAY BACK" "BEFORE I EVEN KNEW YOU, PINKY" "THE GLORIOUS DAYS OF MY CHILDHOOD." "AW, I'LL BET YOU WAS CUTE AS A BUG, BRAIN." "YES, PINKY." "THOUGH IT MAY BE DIFFICULT TO FATHOM," "I, TOO, WAS ONCE ADORABLE." "SNOWBALL AND I BECAME FAST FRIENDS." "I COULD ALWAYS MAKE HIM LAUGH." "HEE HEE!" "HA HA HA!" "HEE HEE HEE HEE!" "HA HA HA HA!" "HEE HEE HEE!" "HA HA!" "BUT THE CAREFREE DAYS OF YOUTH" "WOULD SOON COME TO A CRASHING HALT." "WE WERE A MOUSE AND A HAMSTER" "BARELY ALIVE." "THEY SAID THEY COULD MAKE US BETTER..." "FASTER..." "SMARTER." "NARF!" "OHH..." "Man:" "INSTRUMENT MALFUNCTION." "Second Man:" "WELL, WHACK IT." "AFTERWARDS, I QUICKLY EMBRACED MY DESTINY" "OF PLANETARY CONQUEST," "BUT POOR SNOWBALL HAD ONLY EVIL IN MIND." "OOPH!" "SOON THE FRIEND WITH WHOM I'D SHARED SO MUCH..." "BAH!" "WAS GONE." "POIT." "[SNIFFS]" "SAD STORY, BRAIN." "YES, PINKY, BUT IT'S NOT OVER." "SNOWBALL VOWED REVENGE ON HUMANKIND," "AND ONLY WE CAN STOP HIM." "COME." "WE HAVE WORK TO DO." "OH, RIGHT" "TAKING OVER THE WORLD AND ALL." "NO, PINKY." "TONIGHT, WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD." "EGAD, BRAIN." "SAVE THE WORLD?" "YES..." "SO IT IS AVAILABLE" "TO TAKE OVER TOMORROW NIGHT." "IT'S KIND OF IRONIC, ISN'T IT, BRAIN?" "WHAT IS, PINKY?" "WELL, I MEAN, YOU HAVING TO FOIL ONE OF YOUR VERY OWN PLANS." "USUALLY THEY JUST FOIL ALL BY THEMSELVES." "THANK YOU." "BE SURE TO PUT THAT IN THE BOOK." "NOW, I HAVE FOUND, ASTONISHINGLY," "A WEAK LINK IN THIS PLAN." "IT RELIES ON THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE." "I WILL CREATE A BRAND" " NEW NATIONAL HOLIDAY," "THEREBY CLOSING THE POST OFFICES" "AND UPSETTING THE CHAIN REACTION" "OF SNOWBALL'S LETTERS." "WHAT'S THE HOLIDAY, BRAIN?" "THE CELEBRATION OF A NATIONAL TREASURE, PINKY." "[RINGING ON OTHER END]" "Man:" "POST OFFICE." "WHY HAVEN'T YOU PICKED UP MY MAIL, YET?" "WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN ARE YOU?" "IT'S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY" "IT'S WINK MARTINDALE DAY." "WINK MARTINDALE DAY?" "YEAH." "WELL, EXCEPT IN ARIZONA." "SINCE WHEN IS THERE A" "BRAIN." "BRAIN." "BRAIN!" "Snowball:" "PSST." "PINKY." "PINKY, OVER HERE." "BRAIN SAYS I'M NOT TO TALK TO YOU." "AND IF BRAIN SAID "EAT DIRT," WOULD YOU DO IT?" "WELL, HE DOESN'T NEED TO SAY THAT, DOES HE?" "COME ON." "COME HERE." "I'VE GOT FUDGE." "NUTS?" "A LITTLE." "YOU SHOULD COME AND WORK FOR ME." "OH, THE WAY BRAIN TREATS YOU." "DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN HE INSULTS YOU?" "WELL..." "NO." "WHEN HE CALLS YOU NAMES?" "NO." "WHEN HE BOPS YOU ON THE HEAD?" "NOW, YOU SEE, THAT I DON'T MIND." "ONCE HE DID THIS..." "[GIGGLING]" "PINKY, THE BRAIN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU." "HE'S JUST USING YOU." "NO, HE'S NOT." "YES." "USING YOU" "STEALING YOUR BRILLIANT IDEAS," "CALLING THEM HIS OWN." "HE'S USING YOU." "NO." "NO, NO!" "WAAAH-AUGH!" "EEGH." "PATHETIC SIMPLETON." "HA HA!" "HE'LL REGRET IT." "IT'S BEEN PRETTY QUIET, BRAIN." "DON'T BE FOOLED, PINKY." "SNOWBALL WILL NOT REST." "[POUNDING]" "AH-AH-AAH!" "AH-AH-AAH!" "YAAH!" "YAAH!" "UHH!" "OOPH!" "NO!" "NOT MY SUIT!" "THEY TOOK MY MECHANICAL SUIT." "THE LAB HAS BEEN SOLD, PINKY." "QUICKLY, I'VE GOT A FEELING" "SNOWBALL HAD A HAND IN THIS." "EWW." "I HOPE HE WASHED IT FIRST." ""MICROSPONGE."" "EGAD, BRAIN, WE'VE BEEN SOLD TO MAKERS OF TINY CLEANING PRODUCTS." "PINKY," "MICROSPONGE IS A HUGE COMPUTER CORPORATION" "RUN BY THE WORLD'S RICHEST NERD." "[GASPS] GUMBY?" "NO, PINKY." "FAMOUS AS HE IS," "SADLY, GUMBY WAS NEVER INCLUDED" "IN PROFIT PARTICIPATION." "LOOK, BRAIN." "SNOWBALL." "UHH..." "UHH..." "[GASPS]" "PINKY, THE WORLD'S RICHEST NERD" "BILL GRATES." "YAAUGH!" "YAAUGH!" "YAAAH!" "YAAAH!" "OOPH!" "OOPH!" "HELLO, EVERYONE." "HI, BILL." "HI, BILL." "I'VE GOT AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT." "I'VE TAKEN THE BANK INTEREST I MADE YESTERDAY" "AND BOUGHT OUT" "EVERY BANKRUPT MUNICIPALITY ON THE PLANET." "I NOW OWN 51% OF THE WORLD." "BUT THAT'S A CONTROLLING INTEREST." "THAT IS THE CONTROLLING INTEREST," "MY FRIEND." "SIMPLY STATED," "I RULE THE WORLD." "OH, AND ONE MORE ANNOUNCEMENT." "I'M A HAMSTER." "[GASPS] [GASPS]" "BILL?" "BILL?" "NO." "SNOWBALL!" "SNOWBALL!" "BILL STILL OWNS THIS COMPANY." "INCORRECT." "HE SIGNED IT OVER TO ME." "WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?" "WELL, I TOLD HIM THIS WAS A CONTRACT TO DIRECT FEATURE FILMS." "NOW GO, ALL OF YOU." "PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" "I THINK SO, BRAIN," "BUT SNOWBALL FOR WINDOWS?" "NO, PINKY." "HE'S BEATEN US." "SNOWBALL HAS TAKEN OVER THE WORLD." "[GASPS] [GASPS]" "YAAH!" "YAAH!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "WELL, BRAIN," "THIS MUST JUST POSITIVELY STING." "HA HA HA HA HA!" "BUT I AM NOT WITHOUT PITY." "NOW THAT I AM RULER OF ALL HUMANITY," "I GLADLY OFFER YOU" "THE POSITION OF VICE DICTATOR." "NEVER." "OH, VERY WELL THEN." "PINKY, WOULD YOU LIKE THE JOB?" "AHH!" "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE," "SOME SORT OF GENETICALLY MUTATED MOUSE?" "I'LL NEVER BE A PARTNER TO YOUR EVIL EMPIRE." "WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD," "BECAUSE VICE DICTATORS" "GET THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT PARK." "WELL..." "PINKY." "BUT, BRAIN..." "OH, GO AHEAD, PINKY." "I DON'T NEED YOU." "WHAT DO YOU THINK, I JUST HAVE YOU AROUND" "SO I CAN STEAL YOUR BRILLIANT IDEAS" "AND CLAIM THEM AS MY OWN?" "THAT I'M JUST USING YOU, PINKY?" "OH, YES, I'M USING YOU FOR YOUR BRILLIANCE." "BUT..." "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SNOWBALL SAID." "WHY, IT'S TRUE." "TROZ." "TROZ!" "[BLUBBERING]" "I'LL TAKE THAT JOB," "PROVIDED THERE ARE NO LINES FOR THE TILT-A-WHIRL." "NONE." "WHOO-HA!" "NARF!" "WHOO-HA-HA!" "PINKY." "IT'S NOT TOO LATE, BRAIN." "YOU COULD STILL BE, UH..." "OH, SURGEON GENERAL." "GRRR!" "[SIGHS]" "[THUNDER]" "OH, CRUEL FATE." "CAN THINGS BE ANY BLEAKER?" "APPARENTLY SO." ""YOUR EXALTED DESPOTS" "WISH YOU A PLEASANT DAY." "NARF."" "BAH!" "GRRR." "[MUTTERING]" "SNOWBALL SAYS WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS." "SNOWBALL SAYS WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS." "SNOWBALL SAYS WIGGLE YOUR FINGERS." "I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE." "HUMANITY IS ACTUALLY GETTING DUMBER." "BRAIN, WHERE ART THOU?" "BRAIN." "[MEOW]" "[MEOW] [MEOW] [MEOW]" "[SIGHS]" "SO THIS IS IT." "THIS IS HOW IT ENDS." "YES, OF COURSE." "I SURRENDER." "TAKE THIS HOLLOW SHELL AND END IT NOW." "[SLURPS]" "[MEOW-HUH?" "]" "[GULPS]" "WELL, GO ON," "END IT NOW." "[THUNDER]" "[MOANING]" "HMM?" "I--I'M ALIVE." "ALIVE!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "AH HA HA HA HA HA!" "O, MY BELOVED WORLD," "YOU CANNOT CONQUER ME." "MY WORLD..." "YES." "I MUST SAVE MY WORLD." "AAAH!" "OH, THIS IS A TOUGH ONE." "DO YOU THINK YOU COULD HELP ME OUT, BRAIN?" "BRAIN!" "BRAIN!" "BRAIN!" "FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT BRAIN." "OH, RIGHT." "SO, NOW DO YOU WANT TO KNOW" "MY BRILLIANT IDEA, SNOW-BRAIN?" "LOOK, YOU FOOL," "YOU HAVE NO BRILLIANT IDEAS." "I'M ONLY USING YOU TO GET AT HIM." "SO, JUST STAY QUIET." "U--USING ME?" "WHY DON'T YOU GO RIDE YOUR THEME PARK?" "[SNIFFLES]" "[WHIMPERS]" "BRAI" "[MUFFLED TALKING]" "YOU!" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "MY FRIEND..." "AND MY WORLD." "GOOD ONE, BRAIN!" "ZIPPY!" "NARF!" "HA HA HA!" "WHAA!" "[CRASH]" "[GASPS]" "HAAA-YAAAAH!" "AHHH-WEEOW-AH-WAAH!" "YEEEAH!" "GIVE UP NOW, BRAIN," "AND I SHALL BE MERCIFUL." "YOU DIDN'T SAY, "SNOWBALL SAYS."" "GET HIM, BRAIN!" "POW!" "ZOOM!" "RIGHT IN THE" "NYAAH..." "YAAAH!" "WAAAH!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "WAAAUGH!" "HAAH!" "ARGHH!" "[GULPS]" "HAH!" "NYAUUGH!" "HOPE YOU HAD A NICE TRIP, BRAIN." "SEE YOU NEXT FALL." "HA HA HA HA HA!" "Brain:" "I NEVER TRAVEL ALONE, SNOWBALL." "OH, DEAR." "YAAH!" "AAH!" "WHEEEE-HEE-HEEE!" "I'M AFRAID THIS BICYCLE IS ONLY BUILT FOR ONE." "NO, SNOWBALL!" "DON'T DO" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "HUH?" "AAAAH!" "YAAH-AAAH!" "YAAH!" "CAN'T..." "DO IT, PINKY." "YES, YOU CAN, BRAIN." "UHH..." "NO, I CAN'T." "YES, YOU CAN." "TA-DA!" "LAB, SWEET LAB." "EGAD, BRAIN." "THE LAB" "HOW ARE WE EVER GOING TO FIX IT UP?" "SIMPLE, PINKY." "STAMP MONEY." "COME, PINKY." "THERE IS MUCH TO DO BEFORE TOMORROW NIGHT." "WHY?" "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT, BRAIN?" "THE SAME THING WE DIDN'T GET TO DO TONIGHT, PINKY" "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS."