"So bitchin your publicist got us a limo!" "Look at all the stuff and knobs!" "Yeah, she was kind of like, don't drive home, prob'ly still drunk, don't trust you anymore... disgrace..." "I love her!" "Madame..." "Perfect timing." "It is scotch o'clock." "I can't believe you got married!" "I never pictured you getting married, Cheeks." "Well, it wasn't legal until yesterday." "No, I mean, because you've had so many... you're such a..." "I just didn't know you two were that serious!" "Oh, we are." "We kept it a secret because... we didn't tell anyone." "This is all so totes adorbs." "I need to flail." "Aww, hashtag Husbands is trending on Twitter." " Sometimes it's so cool being famous." " I know, right?" "We think exactly alike." " That's gonna keep us together." " So, where are you gonna live?" "Are you meeting... are you filing joint taxes?" "Meeting your in-laws?" "Making couplefriends?" "Hyphenating your names?" "I'm just Cheeks." "I'm not hyphenatable!" "Oh no!" "You have no idea how to do this!" "I didn't think I'd have to know any of this stuff!" " It's in shambles." " Oh, god..." " You're panicking too?" " We think exactly alike!" " That's going to destroy us!" " No, no, no!" "It's okay!" "I can help, okay?" "We'll just make a plan." "I'll life-coach you." "Of course you will." "She's going to life-coach us!" "First, I'll make a list." "You have a mascara wand and a taco chip." "Indeed." "So, first thing's first." "Who's moving in with who?"