"Previously, on Royal Pains..." "Shelby Shackleford," "V.P. of Acquisitions for Symphony Health." "We want to buy Hankmed." "This is a cease and desist order." ""The use of the home professional office"" ""shall be prohibited."" " I'm gonna get even." " Don't do it, Evan." "I'm gonna run for village council." "I cannot take this anymore!" "I miss the old Jeremiah, the one who was my friend." "I'm gonna have a baby." "You're gonna have a baby." "I share more than a surname with Boris." "You have the same genetic disease." "Hello, Hank." "My cousin and I were quite close at one time, but he jumped at the chance to hire Dima." "You've been spending a lot of time here, haven't you?" "Dima!" "You stay here with me, okay?" "You already died." "Now it's my turn." "Look... you still don't know what Milos wants, right?" "But maybe I can offer him something he needs." " Hank!" "Hey, let me help you." " Shelby." " Hi." " Hey." " Thank you." " Mm-hmm." "What a surprise." "Bear claw?" "No, I'm a Southern girl." "I like 'em raised and glazed." "Huh." "Okay." "So, I understand I'm on your schedule later today to discuss Divya and Jeremiah's impressions of Savannah General?" "Indeed you are." "Will we be discussing how much they loved it?" "You know, just so I can come prepared." "They called your hospital down there nothing short of spectacular." "Ugh, I feel a "but" coming." " But..." " Yep." "We've been dealing with quite a few big changes lately." "I've been dealing with a lot of change recently." "I just got back from Budapest, I was meeting a new patient there... who will require a lot of my attention." " So, that's a "no."" " No." "So, that's a "yes."" "No, uh, I just need some more time." "I-I hope you understand." "Actually, I don't." "Anchoring yourself to the stability of Symphony while you go through these changes seems like an ideal situation to me." "And, at some point, it may be, but right now, I just..." "I can't commit to anything new." "Well, we want to move fast on incorporating concierge medicine, with or without you." "And I would hate to be your competitor." "So, if you can't join them, crush them?" "Oh, no pressure." "I'm sure it would be a while before we crush you." "Hey." "You're in the Hamptons?" "Of course." "Where do you want to meet?" "Okay, I don't know that place." "What's the address?" "Great." "I'll see you in ten." "Marisa." "Hank." "It's good to see you." "It's good to see you, too." " So." " So." "How are you?" "I'm... okay." "Boris isn't doing well either." "You know, I've known for a while now that Boris's family was dangerous, but... to see Dmitri brutally murdered in the street?" "I just..." "I can't imagine losing a brother like that." "Or a patient." "Yeah." "Boris knows that, and he will be forever grateful." "If you weren't in Budapest," "I think we both know what could have happened." " Well, I..." " And, that's one of the reasons why I came here." "I wanted to thank you personally for doing everything you could do to save Dmitri's life." "And to keep Boris from making any rash decisions." "I want to do more than that." "I want to help Boris see Milos arrested and put away for good." " There are risks." " I know." "We're not only talking about our medical licenses here." "I know." "If Milos finds out the clinical trial is fake... he could come after us." "Which is why you don't have to do this." "You don't have to risk your life or your career." "Neither do you." " He's my husband." " He's my friend." "Despite everything, he's still my friend." "And there's very little I wouldn't do for him." "I'm in, Marisa." "100%." "Me too." "So, after an unfortunate 72-hour hiccup, brought to us by the iron-fisted rule of Blythe freakin' Ballard over the village council," "Hankmed is back." "But, we still can't see patients here, which is actually the perfect segue for me to tell you all something very important." "I'm running for village council." "Good luck, Evan." "Thank you, Jeremiah." "Thank all of you." "Uh, okay!" "Let's do this." "Hank, you are meeting with Shelby later today." "Actually, I ran into her." "She said if we can't make up our minds, Symphony might move on." "Yeah, that's a negotiating tactic." "She wants us, bad." "We're fine." "Okay." "So, I think that's all the new business." "Actually, no, Divya." "Paige has something that she would like to say." "I have an appointment today." "An interview, actually." "For an incredibly prestigious internship with Russell Berger, the number one specialist at Sutton and Chesterfield's." "Oh, he's probably interviewing 50 people from Parsons alone, and there's no way he's gonna hire a first-year student, but still, I gotta go... mwah..." "and not get it." "So, bye!" " Good luck, babe." " Go get 'em, Paige!" "So, if there's nothing else..." "Hank!" "We haven't heard your Budapest report yet." "How was your trip?" "Did you bring home any pictures or souvenirs?" "Goulash recipes?" "I met Boris's cousin, Milos." "He may become a patient." "That's it?" "That's it." "Okay." "All right, good." "That about does it." "Meeting... adjourned." "Thanks, guys." "Wait, Divya is trying to tell you she's pregnant." "Whoops." "I guess this is what they mean by a pregnant pause." " Oh, my..." " Congratulations!" "That's... so exciting!" "Sorry." "Yeah." "Oh!" "Okay, you're choking me." " Oh!" "I'm so happy for you." " Oh, sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Yeah, I..." "I don't know where to start." "Except to say, possibly we should discuss this later." "Oh, boy." " You okay?" " How did this happen?" "Well, when a boy and a girl have unprotected..." "No, don't... wha..." "How could Divya tell Jeremiah before me?" "I thought we were family, Henry." "I thought... we were talking about Divya." "We are... we're talking about Divya, okay?" "Who's always been there for Divya?" " Me!" " Oh." "That's who, me." "When she broke off her arranged marriage, me." "When her family disowned her, me." "When she was in financial trouble, I was right there!" "I'm like her best friend/ brother/father figure." "And she goes and she tells Jeremiah?" "Evan." "Divya is going through a huge change in her life." "I mean, you saw her." "She was completely off-balance, just left." "Listen, we cannot freak out on her." "And we can't freak her out." "You're right." "Totally, you're absolutely right." "It just doesn't make any sense." "Jeremiah?" "Really?" "Okay, maybe while you're still wrapping your head around this, you should just give her some room to breathe." "I'm just not ready to have a baby." "Get it." "Oh!" "Good boy!" " That's good." " Maya?" "Hi, hunter." "Oh, hi." "I'm Divya from Hankmed." "Oh, hey, just give me one second." "Go on, get it." "Oh, hey, George!" "Hi!" "George, sit." "Oh!" "What a good listener!" "You're getting so good at that." "Hank." "What are you doing here?" "Oh, you know, I was in the neighborhood." "Thought you might need a hand." " With a dog bite?" " Yeah, sure." "Okay." "Well, you guys brought a lot of manpower for a little nip." "Uh, let's take a look, shall we?" "Oh, yeah." "Oh, wow." "That's gotten a lot worse." "Maya, the dog that bit you, can we see the vaccination record?" "I don't have it." "Nobody does." "It was a stray." "5x04 Pregnant Paws" "When it got a little red, I called the dog's owners, but they were out of town with the dog." "Their housekeeper said they found him on the road last week." "Do you think it's rabies?" "The odds of rabies are very slim." "This happened three days ago?" "I know, I should have called you guys earlier, but I always get a little scratched up playing with the dogs." "Well, Maya, this is more than a little scratch." "And so are those scars." " Occupational hazard." " Yep." "This is quite a place." "Looks like a lot of work." "I have part-time help, but these guys, they need full-time love and attention, you know?" " Right." " Oh, there's Bono." "Hank, say hello to Bono." "What's up, Bono." "Give me five." " He gave me five!" " Good boy." "Very impressive, Maya." "Good boy." "100.5." "I have a fever?" "Your wound looks like a simple bacterial infection, and that can produce a temperature, so we'll give you some augmentin to help." "And take blood and saliva samples, make sure there's nothing we're missing, and give you a rabies shot." "Just to be on the safe side." "Okay." "Look, I know, you're right." "I totally understand," " Paige..." "Paige..." " But listen, Evan..." "Evan..." "Evan, Evan, I gotta go." "I know you're freaking out about Divya, but I'm freaking out about this interview, and we can't both be freaking out at the same time." "So, could you just put your freak out on pause?" " Okay, yeah." " Okay, thank you." " Okay, I love you." "Bye." " I love you, too." "Bye." "Hi, Mr. Berger." "I'm Paige Lawson." "You're early." "That's just as much of an inconvenience as being late." "Oh." "Okay." "Uh, well, let me begin by saying it is an absolute honor to finally meet you in person, Mr. Berger." "It's pronounced "Bear-jhay."" "B-e-r-g-e-r, Bear-jhay." "Of course." "I'm very sorry, Mr. Bear-jhay." "You have a, um, a lovely home." "I do, but this isn't it." "This is a client's home that I'm cataloguing for auction." "They're renovating in the hopes of selling it." "Financial times being what they are and all." "Yes." "All right, let's get started." "Hank, what are you really doing here?" "I just want to be here for you, you know?" "In case you need anything." "That's very sweet, but I am all set." "I'm sure you are, but there are a lot of things you may not have considered." "Like, I know it's gonna be tough for you to tell Rafa." "Wait, it is Rafa's?" "Yes, Hank, Rafa is the father." "Of course he is." "Well, I think the sooner you tell him, the better you'll feel." "We could do it together." "I mean, you'll do it, but I can stand next to you." "Thank you." "I've already spoken with Rafa." " Oh." " And I made it clear that I have no expectations of him." "We have a lot of details to work out... finances, visitations..." "though, given his schedule, he won't be around much and frankly," "I am relieved about that." "Got it." "Good." " Great." " Now we should think about how to tell your family." "For now, I'm not telling them or anyone else until the end of my first trimester." "And that was gonna be my next piece of advice." "Then we are totally in sync." "Bye!" "Youuh... o... yeah." "Okay." "All right, don't forget to join us today," "Kiki and G, for our annual wet and wild "life's a beach" party, with very special guest, radio host and fellow loudmouth," "Craig Carton." "Dude, you sound like Demi Moore when she used to smoke a pack a day." "That's because I lost my voice while yelling at you." "Folks, in case you missed it, yesterday G got stuck in the elevator, and I had an intern flood it with packing peanuts, and then..." "Help me!" "I can't breathe!" "Okay, I have had issues with confined spaces ever since you locked me in the trunk of your car junior year." "Uh, yes, claustrophobia is a legitimate anxiety disorder." "It can lead to serious panic attacks." " Huh." " Uh, who the hell are you?" "Dr. Jeremiah Sacani." "I called him." "Oh, a doctor who does house calls?" "And he's got that sexy physician thing going on, too." " It's hot!" " No, bad Kiki, bad Kiki." "He's a real doctor." "All right, we're gonna break for our sponsors." "Hey, we'll be right back with more on Kiki and G's A.M. eargasm." "Hey, I'm Garrett." "My throat really does hurt, and a DJ losing his voice is not good radio." "Oh, all right." "Let's get started." "All right." " Hey." " Hi!" "I got your "911" text." "What's wrong?" "Sit." "Sit, please." "Nothing's wrong, okay?" "At all, nothing." "There is nothing for you to freak out about, Divya." " Why would I freak out?" " You wouldn't." "Okay, so, I called you here today because I've been thinking a lot, and my life has been so full lately, with getting married, and moving into Shadow Pond, and Blythe Ballard, that I think" "I forgot to water the delicate flower that is Divya, and that Divya flower felt neglected." "Okay, you're freaking Divya out." "Okay, Divya, we need to reconnect." "We are connected, okay?" "But I'm really busy." "I checked your schedule." "You have this hour free, so talk to me." "Talk to me." "Okay, what do you want to talk about?" "About you." "Come on, about what's going on." "All right, I'll start." "I'll start." "I read that pregnant women's feet swell up like balloons." "So, have you thought about what you're gonna do with all your expensive shoes yet?" "Why, would you like to stick your foot in your mouth stylishly?" "You see?" "Classic Divya/Evan." "We're connecting." " This is what it's about." " Yep." "Why don't we talk about how big you're gonna get?" "Like, ba-ba-bah-bum." " It's gonna be hilarious." " Stop talking." "Oh, if you're nervous about the delivery at all, we can talk about that, too." "Because I saw a video, and it... it looks very painful." "More painful than this?" "Than... oh." "Okay, I've got to take this now." " Okay." " Look, can we continue this conversation never?" "We can start a new conversation." "You have got to fix him by this afternoon." "Craig Carton is our marquee guest." "Boomer and Carton?" "Well, they're huge, which is why I'm trying so hard to put some fun back into our show." "Okay, we've moved on, and our show is plenty of fun." "Says the man enjoying a spot of tea." "Oh, Garrett, may I take a look?" "Yeah, it's just Earl Grey." "This could be our one chance with Craig." "Who does sports?" "And stunts, on the radio?" "And he reached number one in the arbitron ratings." "He can help us get to the next level." "If Craig wants to help us, he's gotta like us for us." "And, we're back!" "What's the verdict on G, Dr. Feelgood?" "Uh, he has acute laryngitis." "I would rest your vocal cords until the afternoon show, stick with the tea, and gargle with warm salt water." "So, can I just leave?" "Hey." " Didn't you get my message?" " I did, but I can handle it." "Being pregnant doesn't mean I can't do my job." "Yeah, I know that, but I don't want you to be exposed to something that would be dangerous for your pregnancy." "Oh, like what?" "Well, Maya's symptoms line up with toxoplasmosis." "This is called "The Pampered Pooch."" "She boards dogs, not cats." "Maybe she boards both." "If she does, your health could be at risk." "Okay, how about this?" "I promise not to crawl into a litter box." " Okay." " Hey." " Thanks for coming so quickly." " Absolutely." "If those oral antibiotics aren't working, we need to take a closer look." "Maya, do you board cats here?" "No, we only cater to dogs." "Huh." " Call me if you need any help." " Yeah." " So, what's going on?" " Well, my fever is up to 102, and I have a headache, and my neck is really stiff." "Does that sound like rabies?" "They're much more likely symptoms of meningitis." "That doesn't sound much better." "You'll need a spinal tap." "Hank!" "I need your help." "Oh, oh." "That's significant pressure." "Tube." "Significant how?" "Well, the tap seems clear, but there's a buildup of fluid." "We're gonna need to get a C.T. scan of your head." "My head?" "Why?" "We need to see what's causing the extra spinal fluid pressure." "There you go." "But we're gonna be with you the whole time." "What is your experience with 18th and 19th century European antiques?" "Uh, I..." "I took a class." "Um, it was on my resume." " Second semester I..." " Fine." "Catalog this room and find me when you're done." "Um, do you want me to divide northern European from Southern?" "Only if you want to do it correctly." "Okay, got it." "Thank you." " Okay, it looks clear." " Great." "I'll go tell Maya." "Eh, bup, bup... radiation." "Honest to God, Hank, the machine is off." "Stop worrying." "I'm okay." "Okay." "Don't work too late." "Oh!" "I thought you might be finished in here." "I just wanted to show someone our new equipment." "Hey, guys." "Of course, you two know Dr. Van Dyke." " Of course we do." " Hank." "Good to see you, Paul." " Paul." " Divya." "I thought that you had moved down to Miami when the E.R. shut down." "I did, but I got a call from Shelby telling me that Symphony was now in charge, and there were big changes on the horizon." "I told Paul about our plans to start a concierge business here, and he jumped at the chance to visit." " Hmm." " She sent a private jet." " Mm." " Who says no to that?" " Right." " Why don't I show you" " our new doctors' lounge." " Great." "Guys, say hello to everyone at home for me." "Will do." "Thanks again for squeezing us through." "Happy to help." "Dr. Feelgood, you're back." "Oh, it's Sacani." "Garrett texted me." "Is he around?" "Oh, yeah, he's taking a nap before the beach party, so..." "I would just like to do a quick checkup before you go." "Garrett?" "Garrett." "I just wan..." "Hey, Dr. Sacani, you came." "Uh, you have something on your face." "Seriously?" "How are you doing?" "Oh, a little weak and dizzy." "I'd like to retake your temperature and check your blood pressure." "G, remember in college when I passed out drunk at Burner Bailey's party?" "You drew a giant snake on my face, with a sharpie." "And you retaliated with a facial drawing of your own." "More lewd than a snake, if I recall." "You two met in college?" "We started a show together at the college station." "Most popular show on campus." "And it's because we played pranks." "People did love us." "So now, you do me." "We'll both look ridiculous for Craig." "We don't need to look ridiculous." "All right, the material we're doing right now is strong enough on its own." "We need to maintain some integrity." "Oh, come on, don't take it off." "It's funny." "That's fine." "I already tweeted it." "Boom." ""Bring all your friends to Kiki and 'G's"" ""life's a beach party."" ""It'll be a drag without you."" "Doc, isn't it funny?" "Oh, sorry." "Comedy isn't my field." "Forget it." " Whoa!" "Um..." " Oh, sorry about that." "Evan." "What are you doing here?" "Well, when a woman is pregnant, she is going to have a..." "I'll tell you what she's gonna have." "She's gonna have a fit when you buy her all this stuff." "What... you cannot give this cream to Divya." "Of course I can." "Every woman needs it." "It says so right here." "It's for..." "Oh, my God." " Okay, a pee-pee teepee?" " Yes." " A pee-pee teepee?" " A pee-pee teepee." "You don't know that she's having a boy." " Girls pee-pee too." " Not in a teepee." " What?" " I told you not to freak out, and yet here you are in this baby store with... with a carriage full of freak out." "This is gonna overwhelm her." "You always overreact when there are big changes, since you were a kid." "It's what you do." "Don't go there, okay?" "I'm not ten." "You can't just send me out to play." "Okay, shh." "We're in a baby store." " Oh, thank you very much." " I'm sorry." "But Evan, this is Divya." "Our Divya." "And this baby, this life, it's... it's all so much bigger than us." "We have to make them both feel safe and protected." "I understand that." "I do, all right?" "At least, I'm trying to understand it." "Okay, okay." "Then try to understand that this is not what Divya needs." "All right." "What does she need?" "I have no idea." "Hey, Paul, how was your tour of the hospital?" " Uh, impressive." " Hmm." "Had I known six months ago" "Symphony was gonna rescue this place," "I never would have bailed to Miami." "Ah, yes, Miami must be torturous for you, what with year-round sunshine and all those models on South Beach." "Okay, you're right." "It's pretty great." "But now, opportunity is knocking here." "Hey, I've got some time before golf." "You want to grab a bite?" "No, thank you." "I am swamped." "I mean, this whole summer has been crazy." "Crazy good, or just crazy crazy?" " Crazy... different." " All right." "Well, whatever is going on, it's working for you." "You look great." "You're practically glowing." "And I'm not just saying that so you'll say I look great, too, 'cause I'm comfortable with how I look." "You look great, too." "Is it my hair?" "'Cause I got a new shampoo..." " Okay, I have to go." " No, wait, wait, wait." "How about after golf?" "A girl's gotta eat." " No, thank you." " Appletinis by the pool?" "Oh, probably not a good idea." "Come on, what's your excuse?" "Boyfriend?" "Pregnant." "Okay." "Okay." "Look, if you don't want to go out with me, a simple "no" would do the trick." "Pregnant?" "Wow, that is a good one." "I gotta say, I like the new you." "You're more relaxed, less uptight." "I'll see you around." "Your scan was clear, but your temperature is still elevated, so we'd like to put you on some broad-spectrum antibiotics which are more powerful than the earlier medications we gave you." "Can I take those at home?" "I really need to get back to running the pooch." "The antibiotics have to be administered intravenously, and they can keep a close eye on you here while we're waiting for your blood cultures and your L.P. test results." "All the tests you've run so far have come back negative." "What about the rabies test?" "That takes a little longer, but honestly, we are not headed there yet." ""Yet."" "Rabies is always fatal, right?" "And you can't stop it." "I read that online." "So, if this is it, I don't want to be stuck here." "I want to be home with my dogs." "Maya, the odds that it's rabies are quite small." "Somebody has to be that odd statistic!" "I know that you're frightened, and I know that you want to get back to business..." "It's not just about business." "Look, I know it seems like I'm going off the deep end here, but ever since I was little, the only thing that's helped when I'm scared is my dogs." "They're more than just my livelihood." "When I'm with them, I feel safe." "I feel the same way about my job." "But you're not going to be able to take care of your dogs, if you don't take care of yourself." "Hey, Evan, it's me." "Sorry I couldn't talk earlier." "This job interview has turned out to be a lot more job than interview." "Okay, what's up?" "But don't worry, I am still on top of everything." "You know, that would be a lot funnier if you could actually see me right now." "Well, I can see you now, and I'm not amused in the least." " This is not our home." " Paige?" "Paige?" "We do not make ourselves comfortable under a Louis Cannes's desk." "Ow." "All right!" "And we're back at the life's a beach party for K.I.Y.Z." " With Kiki, uh-oh!" " And G-G-G-G!" "G." "And a very special guest today." "Wow." "Oh, my God." "The one, the only..." "Craig Carton!" "Are you guys all right?" " I don't know, Craig." " Wow!" "I just want to say, you're one attractive gentleman." "Your skin looks so smooth." " Yeah, he is." " Hang on one second." "Listen, I'll talk football with you guys, but we're not talking facials." "I'm serious, man." "You're... you're hot." "I would totally make out with you." "And we're definitely not going there," " so back off." " Okay." "We'll see about that." " V.D.!" " Hey!" "Hey, I heard you were back in town." "Yep, and happy to be." "Man, did I miss the Hamptons." "Yeah, we missed you, too." "Uh, let's just cut to the chase." "Did Shelby offer you the concierge job?" "Uh, not yet." "She wanted to show me around, get my thoughts first." "We're meeting again tomorrow." "Hey, I'm curious." "Why did you guys pass on this Symphony deal?" "Did you hear something dicey about them?" "No, they check out very well." "And so do I, thanks to you." "Pretty sure the only reason she called is 'cause" "I used to work for Hankmed." " Well." " Man, if I move back, we gotta hang out." "Appletinis, okay?" "My place." "See you, Paul." "You told Shelby it was a pass?" "No, I said it was a "not now."" "You're the one who said her moving on was just a negotiating tactic." "No... now Van Dyke is here!" " All right, easy." " Well, are you ready to just lose this opportunity, then, along with some of our business, too?" "I'll call her." "I will call her." "Well, good." "Just come up with something" " better to say than "not now."" " Okay." "I have to admit, I'm rather flummoxed by my patient." " Which one?" " It's one of the DJs." "He presented with acute laryngitis." "He complained of dizziness and weakness, and now he's exhibiting" " bizarre and erratic behavior." " Yeah." "I used to listen to Kiki and G." "That's their thing." "That's like their trademark." "If anyone knows bizarre and erratic behavior," " it's this guy." " Eh." " Hey, what's up?" " Just checking up on a patient." "Uh, should we move into the shade?" "It's a little bright... what?" "Would you stop treating her like candy glass?" "She's pregnant, she's not perishable, all right?" "I got your back, Divs." "I don't need you to have my back, or any other part of me." " See?" " And I don't need any shade." " Oh." " Nyah." " Nyah nyah nyah." " Excuse me." "Well, this is not getting better." "Listen, trust your instincts." "Keep an eye on him." "If you still think there's a neuro problem, take him in for an MRI." "Okay, that was the hospital." "Maya's saliva tested negative for rabies." " That's great news." " Yes." "But she checked herself out A.M.A." "before the test results came back, and now no one can reach her." "I'm gonna go to the Pampered Pooch." " Yep." " And no help is necessary." " Okay, but I..." " Stay!" "Good boy." "I'm supporting you from right here!" "I was just trying to help." "She doesn't want help." "She says she wants space." "When did she say that?" "When I asked her." "You asked her?" "Huh." "Maya!" " Is anyone here?" " Divya, is that you?" " Maya." " Divya, I can't see you." "I can't see anything!" "How are you so sure it's not rabies?" "I..." "I'm blind." "I don't want to die." "Try not to panic." "It is definitely not rabies." "All of your tests came back normal." "I promise you, were going to get to the bottom of this." "Okay, here's Hank." "Hey!" "Maya, we need to take you to the hospital." " Come." " But what about my dogs?" "Uh, I'll cover for you until your assistant arrives." "Okay, right this way." "I'm just opening the door." "Okay, okay, now..." "Putting you in the passenger seat." "That's it." "Okay." "Thank you for coming so quickly." "Of course." "Maya!" "You're not gonna believe it." " Ruby needs you." " Maya has another appointment." "Well, Ruby got skunked, again." "You think she would have learned her lesson after she cornered one two weeks ago." "Abyssinians are famous for their beauty," " not their smarts." " Abyssinians." "Hank, stop!" "I'll be right back." "Maya, I thought you said you didn't board cats?" " I don't." " Well, what about Ruby?" " My neighbor's cat?" " Yes." "I washed her once." "Maya, did Ruby scratch you?" "Have you ever tried to wash a cat?" "Escalating fever, headaches, loss of vision." " Everything lines up." " You're right." "Maya, I need to do a quick exam." "Turn towards me, please." "Raise your arms, please." "Yep, swollen lymph nodes." "What's going on?" "If we're right, you're suffering from an infection caused by the bartonella bacteria, commonly known as cat scratch fever." "A scratch from a cat did all this?" "Yes, but we can start you on a cycle of rifampin, to fight the infection, and prednisone, to relieve the swelling and to restore your vision." "You're going to be all right, Maya." "G, are you okay?" "That's definitely an altered neurological state." "G. G, I need to look at you." "We're having fun up there." "I just gotta keep my throat oiled." "No, no, no." "That's the last thing he needs." "Pulse is 30." "That's dangerously low." "I would like to have you lo... oh!" "Oh, my... what?" "What, oh, my God." "What... what... what is happening?" "What is happening?" " He's not breathing." " What?" "What?" "G, hey." "Wake up, okay." " Evan, come here, please." " Yep." " Okay, thanks." " Oh, no, no, no." "I can't believe this." "Keep pumping, slow and steady, every five to six seconds." " Got it." " What is happening?" "What is happening?" "His pulse is weak and thready." "He's bradycardic." "I have to get his heart sped up." "Will you call 911?" "Already done." " God, oh, my God." " Oh, my God." "Okay, okay, G, G." "Okay, pulse is coming back up." "You can stop." "G?" "G, just lie still." "The ambulance is on its way." "G, I am so sorry." "G, I am so, so sorry." "That's okay." "You didn't do anything." "Did you replace his tea?" "It's not the tea." "It's the honey." "It was just supposed to be a joke." "You didn't include the Austrian Biedermeier." "I assumed you wouldn't be interested, since the mahogany inlay is a restoration." "Hmm." "A rather vulgar one at that." "Hmm." "Why don't we... and by "we" I mean "you"... tackle the dining room next?" "Okay, I have been at this interview all day, and you are still asking me to do more to prove myself?" "I don't think so." "This isn't an interview." "This is your first day." "I have the job?" "Unpaid internship." "And given the masochistic streak you've revealed today, toiling so hard to prove yourself," "I see no need to fire you." "Yet." "You will not be disappointed." "I am a very hard worker, and masochism has nothing to do with it." "Potato, pot-ah-to, my dear." "But since I'm your boss and not your therapist," "I see no need to quibble." "The rhododendron honey you ordered online is also known as "mad honey."" "Yeah, it says here people take it to become aroused and hypersexual." "Yes, but he overdosed." "The more tea he drank, the more toxic honey he consumed, the more his symptoms escalated." "You gave him grayanotoxin poisoning." "It... it was just supposed to loosen you up, make you a little crazy." "Luckily, now that G has stopped ingesting the poison, the effects will wear off." "He will need a cardiac work-up, but he should recover." "Oh, G, I am so, so..." "So gonna owe me for this one." "Abso-freakin'-lutely." "Krishna, Shiva, Vishnu." "That's not bad, we could call it "Vish" for short." ""It"?" "Have you noticed that the mother-to-be isn't sparking to naming her baby after a Hindu god?" "Hey, sorry I'm late." " Hi!" " I brought champagne." "And cider." " Congratulations." " Mm." " Congratulations!" " Congratulations, Paige!" "Thank you, guys." "All right." " The champagne." " Thank you, brother." " Cider." " Thank you." " Evan." " Thanks." "Okay, we need a toast." "Excuse me." "To Divya." "I think I can add to that." "Uh, that was beautiful, Jeremiah." "When I first met Divya..." "her in a white pantsuit, me in my skivvies..." "I never would have imagined the day would come when we would call you "mom."" ""Mama Divs."" ""Mamarishi."" " Okay, okay." " Okay." "I think we got some good options there." "Sorry." "I'm done." "Divya... to you." "We all love you, and we will always care for you." "For both... for both..." " Okay, okay." "Yep." "Mm-hmm." " Both of you." "Okay." "Yep." "I am going to make this toast." "Since I found out this news, I've been shocked, a little worried, elated, and possibly panicked." "But, watching the two Lawson brothers adjust to my new circumstances," "I feel better about myself, because I thought that I was a basket case." "But now, I have seen two real basket cases, and I realize that I have been bloody grace under fire." "Yes, you have." "I want to thank you, my friends." "Thank you for being yourselves, and for being properly thrown by this huge change." "I think with you beside me, I can really, really do this." "So... to us." " To us." " To us." "Hello." "Um, all the tests indicate everything has returned to normal." "You should be released later today." "Oh, my God." "Thank you so much for saving my better half, Dr. Sacani." "We're going back to being ourselves, and I promise to respect G's boundaries." "Mm-hmm." "Good thing, too, since we have a lot of work ahead of us before we meet up with Craig Carton in the city." "What?" "He's introducing us to his agent." "So he actually liked the show yesterday?" " Mm-mm." " No." "But he was impressed enough with our new demo reel that he's willing to forget about that show." "Yeah, he thinks a guy and a girl being best friends and dissecting each other's opposite lives" " makes for good radio." " Mm." " I wish I had thought of that." " Mm." "I..." "I still don't get them." "Well, you certainly get Divya, that's for sure." "It seems like you've progressed a lot, since you had that crush on her last summer." "I didn't have a crush on Divya." "I was in love with her." "I realize I was evasive about that before." "While I was away, I thought it had passed, but then when I got back, I found that..." "I had some difficulty concentrating." "I attempted to maintain an appropriate distance, but then in Savannah" "I realized Divya needed a friend, so I decided to be that." "You know, Jeremiah, she made the right choice, telling you first." "Oh, I wasn't the first." "Paige was." "Okay, okay, okay." "It's okay, Hank." "Don't help me or anything." "Yeah, no, it looks like you've got it under control." "Seriously, could you take a few?" "Oh, that was my cue." "Sorry, I'm trying to be a better listener." " Yeah." " Come here, boy." " Come here." " Here they are." "Oh, my God." "Oh, come here, Hunter." "Looks like your vision is improving." "The lab confirmed cat scratch fever, but you're gonna be fine and back at the Pampered Pooch in no time." "Oh, I really appreciate you bringing these guys to see me." "Well, we know how much comfort they bring you." "Oh!" "Those are certified service dogs, right, Dr. Lawson?" "Yes, they are, Dr. Shackleford." "We do everything at Hankmed by the book." "My hospitality only extends so far, Hank." "Well, your hospitality has been nothing short of impressive." "Well, I meant it when I said patients come first at Symphony." "And I believe you." "Look, I know you're talking" " to Dr. Van Dyke..." " Mm-hmm." "But does that mean you're done talking to Hankmed?" "Well, it depends on what Hankmed is saying." "So now it's a "yes"?" "It's still a "maybe," but an interested "maybe."" " Mm-hmm." " We'd like to get to know you." "If you're open to it, we'd like to rent some space at Hamptons Heritage, primarily for your equipment and labs." "Deal." "But no rent." "A free trial offer, for a limited time." "All this talking is gonna have to lead to a decision, soon." "I understand." "Just out of curiosity, why are you so open to change all of a sudden?" "Change is unavoidable." "Sometimes you need to embrace it rather than fight it." "Hmm." "So, I guess I'll see you tomorrow." " Don't forget the donuts." " Raised and glazed." "Yep."