"Brian and Tonya Digs." "Okay, it says here you both feel that your lives are monotonous, unfulfilled, sometimes humiliating and straight out boring." "Guys, these problems started long before your marriage." "You've been like this your whole lives." "So now you've sought out my expertise because you want to make some changes, yes?" "I n your marriage and your lives, yes?" "Alright." "Question number one here." "Do you love each other?" "Yes." "When was the last time you had any... fun... together?" "When was the last time the two of you did "that thing?"" ""That thing?"" "Fucked." "Yeah, that's what I thought." "That's a damn shame." "Okay." "Listen, uhm," "I'm gonna give you guys a homework assignment." "Between now and our next session," "I want you two to have found something... fun." "To do." "Together." "Alrighty, then." "Yeah." "* What a waste again *" "* We about to spend Some time *" "* 'Cause all my life I've noticed *" "* What's yours Is yours And mine Is mine *" "* Hey, hey, hey *" "* We gonna keep The rhythm flowing, The DJ mlxln' *" "* Aln't no trlppln' Bodles plmpln' *" "* Gettlng In position 'Cause we on a mission *" "* We about to do Thls thing now *" "What do you call a dog with no legs?" "It doesn't matter what you call him." "He's not comin'!" "Here's another one." "What did one casket say to the other casket?" "Is that you "coffin?"" "Digs, why haven't you authorized payment on the Pettigrew account?" "But... but M r." "Haney, y..." "you told me not to authorize it." "I never said that." "Yes you did, M r." "Haney." "J..." "J ust yesterday." "Are you calling me a liar, Digs?" "Oh, n... n... no, sir, M r." "Haney..." "Digs, if there's one thing I hate, it's an employee who passes the buck." "You are skating on what I like to call very thin ice." "Look at it!" "If you happen to fall through that very thin ice, you are gonna drown, comprende?" "Yes, sir, M r." "Haney!" "So, with that having been said, wipe that stupid look off your face." "Wipe it!" "Get out of my office and get back to work!" "O K, I'm so sorry we're late, M rs." "Digs." "I got held up at the shop-in and my boyfriend Tyrone had to bring me." "Hey, baby!" "You ready to go?" "Oome on." "Alright, well, say goodnight to M rs." "Digs." "Alrlght." "Here we go." "Oh, sorry." "He better not get no dirt In my car." "He ain't, Tyrone." "Damn." "Alrlght." "Say goodnight." "Bye." "H mm." "U h, honey?" "I was thinking, uhm, maybe we could catch a movie or something." "Oh!" "What's playing?" "I don't know." "U hm, oh, I did hear about that one starnet guy w... with that other guy and they, uh, they..." "they go to that place, and they, uh... and they do that... that... thing." "Ha." "Maybe we should take a romantic walk along the lake." "Although it does get kind of dangerous down there around this time." "I saw on the news, some lady got jumped in by a gang down there." "H m." "Maybe we should just stay home." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Boy, you fall for that one every time." "Evening, Brian." "Hello, Otis." "Hello, Amber." "Oome on in." "M m." "So I told the motherfucker several times," "I said, "Motherfucker, keep your dog from shitting' in my yard. "" "That's what you tell him." "But he wouldn't listen." "Would he, babe?" "U h-uh." "So I taught him a lesson." "I went out to his yard, pulled my pants down, took a shit in his yard!" "Took a shit in his yard!" "Anyway, Brian, me and you..." "Need to talk man-to-man shit." "Now, Brian." "Oh, uh, yeah." "Excuse us, ladies." "Otis loves having Brian as a neighbor." "I think he sees him as the brother he never had." "Yeah." "I see what you mean." "Tonya, remember I told you I was gonna see that psychic about those crazy dreams I was having?" "Well, she told me that those dreams were a manifestation of my own latent psychic abilities." "She said I have the gift, Tonya." "No!" "M m-hm." "Let me read your palm." "You know I wouldn't even ask you this unless I really needed it, Brian." "Oan you lend a brother a few dollars?" "O..." "Otis, uh, you're my neighbor and I like you." "A lot." "But you never paid me that 200 that I loaned you two weeks ago or that 300 from last month." "I ain't dissin', bitch!" "See?" "I come over here in a time of need, and you go come bringin' up some ol' shit?" "H uh?" "After all I do around here, come around here socializing and shit?" "Oomin' over here spreading' my knowledge, logic, and worldly wisdom on your square ass?" "And you wanna do this to me?" "You know what?" "Fuck you, Brian!" "Fuck you with a big square dick!" "Alright, alright." "U hm, here's at least 40 bucks." "All I have." "Forty bucks?" "Let me have that." "What?" "That's 42." "Now, see, that's what being a good neighbor all about." "Being a neighbor is good food and money." "And you know what?" "I'm gonna get this back to you by the end of the week." "You understand me?" "We a team!" "You down with Otis." "You down with Otis?" "Say " I'm down with Otis. "" "I'm..." "I'm..." "I'm down with Otis." "Say it like you mean it." "I'm down with Otis." "You alright." "You alright." "You want some chicken?" "Oh." "Tonya!" "Sweety!" "According to your palm, you haven't been a happy woman for a very long time." "Oh, and day after day after day, you have to put on the happy facade for the little kiddies." "And all the time, you're in need of a little stimulation yourself." "Oh." "So how's the therapy going for you and Brian?" "How'd you know we were seeing a therapist?" "It's all here, plain as day." "Oh." "Oh." "Don't you worry, Tonya." "You and Brian are gonna find that "something" you both enjoy." "I'm telling you, Brian, she saw things that no one could have known." "I believe in that palm-reading stuff as much as I believe in Santa Olaus." "Well, you believed in Santa Olaus up until your junior year in high school." "The point is, I don't believe in it now, okay?" "All that psychic doodle crap is a scam." "Now, I like Amber." "But she's a little on the eccentric side." "H m." "What about Otis?" "Good night, honey." "Good night." "Come on, man, hit that dice." "Yo, fellas, check out LeMarc coming." "Boo!" "' N ight, M r." "Haney." "Digs, you finish that Whitemore account?" "You said you wanted it on Thursday, M r." "Haney." "I changed my mind, I want it tomorrow." "M r." "Haney, I was just headed home." "I already put in three extra hours." "You ever been down to Skid Row, Digs?" "I've driven past it a few times." "It's a damn shame the way those people live down there." "Amongst all the filth, and scum, and shit!" "A lot of those poor bastards once had a good job." "J ust like you." "But they kept pissin' off their bosses, just like you." "And if you're not very careful, Digs, you're gonna find yourself setting up a cardboard box down there, just like them." "Y'understand?" "Thank you." "Thank you!" "Thank you I I" "Aw, it's just a bumper." "You did me a favor, I needed to wake up." "Why the fuck did you stop like a fucking pussy?" "Excuse me?" "You heard me, bitch." "Let's forget the whole thing." "Where you goin', huh?" "I don't want trouble, it's been a long day..." "I don't wanna hear your fucking life story." "I don't want trouble, I'm trying to get home." "Yeah?" "What are you gonna do about it?" "Please, don't do that." "Why, bitch?" "What are you gonna do?" "Oh, you got a fucking problem?" "I told you I didn't want any trouble." "I tell you I was trying to get home." "Honey?" "M m." "Yeah?" "I, uh," "I had a little accident tonight." "You did?" "What happened?" "Well, I was driving along and I came to a stop sign and this guy, he, uh, he bumped from behind." "Are you and the car O K?" "Everything's fine." "Oh." "O K." "Kinda." "Kinda?" "What do you mean "kinda?"" "Well, I "kinda" got into a little altercation." "Altercation, Brian, did you have a fight?" "If you want to call it that." "I killed him." "What do you mean "killed him?"" "I mean like he's dead." "And I did it." "I just..." "I just sort of snapped, honey," "I..." "I choked him to death!" "Brian, what are we gonna do?" "Well, I left as soon as it happened and I don't think anybody saw me or anything." "Do you think we should call the Police?" "Honey, if we call the Police," "I'm going to jail for... ever!" "Maybe if we just don't talk about it," "It'll all blow over." "Oh, don't cry, honey." "D..." "D..." "Don't cry." "Everything's gonna be fine, O K?" "As a matter of fact, just go back to sleep and act like I never told you." "O K?" "O K." "I'll try." "Yo, fellas." "Here come LeMarc again." "Boldness is back." "Little big-ass mustache." "Look here, man." "If you walkin' through here, you gonna have to pay a toll or something." "We gotta leave this guy alone, dog." "Hey man, you can walk right on through." "Sorry for the inconvenience." "Excuse us, man." "You been to karate school or something?" "God bless you, brother." "I'm telling you, honey, as crazy as it sounds, I feel like a new man." "For the first time in my life, I feel strong." "Ever since I killed that guy." "But Brian!" "It's the truth!" "I feel like I've experienced some type of transformation." "It's... it's liberating." "It's crazy." "I agree." "But maybe crazy isn't as bad as we always thought." "Brian, you just can't go around killing people." "Why not?" "Because it's wrong!" "Says who?" "If I kill a burglar or an enemy of the country, is that wrong?" "Honey, maybe it's time we start questioning everything we've been taught." "I feel like I've been brainwashed my whole life!" "Always told to do the so-called "right thing. "" "Walk in a single file line." "Do your homework." "Eat your vegetables." "Get a degree." "Get a job." "Follow the rules." "Don't cause problems." "Don't be an inconvenience." "I'm tellin' you, honey, I'm not the man I used to be." "Boy, you want to buy a second one in the jaw." "Whatch'all got to eat?" "Dog." "Oh, yeah." "I don't like the sonuvabitch nohow." "I should've bust the crack in his ass on general principle." "You see, I'm the type of person that I tell somebody what I think to their face." "Do y'understand?" "M m." "Honey, you make this macaroni and cheese yourself?" "Why... why, yes I did, Otis." "M m." "It tastes like shit." "Too bland." "Needs some sugar in it." "I tell Amber all the time," ""When you make macaroni and cheese, put a little sugar In It. " Thls here, this ain't really macaroni and cheese." "This shit cheese." "Oh, yeah." "Blg ol' pile of shit." "O K. Well, uhm, I better get to those dishes." "Excuse me." "H m." "Not bad, Brian." "Not bad at all." "But I can tell by the way she walks, you ain't hittin' that right." "You ain't hittin' that right." "By the way," "I ain't giving you back that money no time soon." "Mess around, got a boot on my car." "And I know I just let the fucker just sit out there, but it gonna work out, dog." "So..." "I'm ready to hold a few more dollars, man." "To get that boot off." "Do me a favor, Otis." "Wait right here." "Otis." "You've had this coming for a long time." "You must not know who you fuckin' with!" "Thanks, honey." "I didn't hurt him, did I?" "You didn't hurt him." "You killed him." "I killed him?" "W..." "W..." "What do you mean I killed him?" "I mean, I'm going to jail?" "Oh my God I I'm going to jail I" "Honey, we have to keep our heads!" "Yeah, you killed him but you saved my life in the process." "I'm proud of you." "Now we just have to... get rid of the body." "How?" "I think you better wait outside, honey." "M ission accomplished." "I don't think killing somebody is an accomplishment we should be proud of, Brian." "Especially friends of ours." "Honey, Otis was never a friend." "You hated him as much as I did." "What about Amber?" "Honey, we did Amber a favor!" "Do you imagine what it must have been like to live with that prick?" "I have to admit, as shameful as it sounds," "I found the whole thing... exhilarating." "Exhilarating is good." "I mean... shouldn't we do things we find exhilarating?" "J ust like the therapist said, do things that we find fun." "Together." "Brian, we just can't go around killing innocent people." "Tell you what." "We'll only kill people who deserve it." "People like..." "like Otis." "This is crazy." "I can't believe we're talking about this." "I mean, I've never felt like this before, so... alive!" "And I have to admit..." "What, honey?" "I can't help but notice a change in you." "A new-found poise, confidence," "Oh... oh yeah?" "Absolutely." "So... dominant." "So... alpha male!" "I think..." "I think it's sexy." "Sexy?" "Yeah?" "Yeah, I do." "Take mel You flnel" "Oh I" "O K!" "Oh, yeah!" "I got it!" "O K, baby I O KI" "O KI O KI" "I don't care how overwhelmed you think you are." "If I don't hear from you by the end of this evening, you'll be overwhelmed with unemployment!" "What the hell are you doing in my office?" "Well, M r." "Haney," "I figured it was time we had a little talk." "And since I'm always here so late anyway, why not tonight?" "Have you lost your mind?" "Maybe." "I wanted to talk to you about your people skills." "They're terrible." "You see, M r." "Haney, when you're in a position of power, you're responsible for treating those under you with, at the very least..." "a little common decency." "I've tried to be a good employee to you, but you wouldn't let me." "Not only did you move up deadlines, but you've sabotaged every account I've worked on." "More than that, you've denied me the common respect and decency that everybody deserves." "First off, you're fired." "Not only are you fired, you are very fucking fired." "I'll see to it that you never work in this town again." "You won't even get a job collecting cans." "Second, before you plunge face-first into the cold cold world of unemployment, destitution and eventual suicide, let me explain a little something to you, pal!" "Shit rolls downhill." "I'm at the top of that hill, and you're at the bottom." "So when I shit, it rolls down the hill and you eat it!" "That's the way of the world." "Always was, always will be." "Now, you got about five minutes to evacuate this building before I call security." "Not much time left, Digs." "What do you think you're doing?" "This isn't fucking funny." "How's it going?" "J ust one minute, nigger." "U h, I need to see what's in that bag." "Excuse me?" "I said, I need to see what's in that bag, Negro." "I had a real heavy workload today." "U h-huh." "So I just decided to take all my files home and sort of finish up." "U hm, lemme ask you a question." "Do I look like a rookie to you?" "My job is to maintain security around here." "All this." "This is me, bro." "All of that." "O K?" "How do I know that you're not stealing secret documents in that bag?" "Which is a big-ass bag by the way?" "So, I'm gonna ask you one more time, African-American." "I need to see what's in that bag." "Damn!" "Hello?" "Woman, what did I tell you about calling me at my job?" "My job is to be a security guard," "I can't secure a shit if I'm on the phone with you!" "And what the hell you up so late anyway?" "Eatin' crawfish?" "At three in the morning?" "Woman, I swear to God when I see you, I'm gonna kick your..." "You know, you were right, M r." "Haney." "It's a damn shame the way these people live down here." "Here you go, brothers." "Hot damn!" "Thank you, baby." "And then the pig looks at the butcher and says," ""Damn!" "I must have filled out the wrong application!"" "Oh Brian, you should be a stand-up comic." "You're so funny." "Me?" "Nah." "I better keep my day job." "Speaking of jobs, honey, with Haney gone, maybe I'll get a promotion." "Oh." "Baby." "I'm sure Otis will turn up soon." "Maybe he just needed to get away for a while." "No!" "No!" "Otis has never not come home." "Never!" "Never!" "Never!" "And I called the Police." "And they said that I can't report him missing because he hasn't been gone long enough!" "I just know something terrible has happened to him!" "My Otis!" "U hm, uh, I'm sure it's not nearly as bad as you think." "Right, Brian?" "Baby." "Yeah." "I'm sure Otis is fine." "No he's not!" "No!" "Amber, there's something I think I need to tell you." "Otis made me promise not to tell." "Oh." "What?" "What did Otis say?" "This is really hard for me." "I mean, you know how close Otis and I, we're like brothers." "Yeah, I know." "I really feel like a heel betraying a trust." "Spit it out, Brian." "Amber deserves to know." "I know, it's just so hard." "Amber," "Otis was having an affair." "An affair?" "My Otis?" "I was just as surprised as you are." "He said he'd been corresponding back and forth off and on with his mistress for over a year." "He met her online in some chatroom." "A mistress?" "Online chatroom?" "I ain't never seen Otis on no computer." "And I never read anything like this in his palm!" "I mean, who Is she?" "Some young girl, like 19 or 20." "What?" "He said he was planning on leaving you... for her." "Oh." "Oh no." "No." "No." "No, not my Otis." "No, he wouldn't... no." "I tried to talk him out of it, Amber, really I did." "When last we spoke, I thought he put the whole crazy idea out of his head." "I guess I was wrong." "Oh no!" "I'm sorry, Amber." "Amber, honey, it's not your fault." "Maybe you're better off without him." "Listen to me." "If Otis doesn't want you, then you don't want him." "Yeah, Amber!" "You're still an attractive woman." "I'm sure there are hundreds." "Dora Lee's a couple guide." "She'll be thrilled to have you." "Yeah, Amber, it's time you move on with your life." "Right?" "Right." "You think so?" "Absolutely!" "Lt'd be like a brand new start." "A new lease on life." "These are exciting times for you." "I like that." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know what?" "You're both right." "Otis made his bed." "Now he can lay in it." "Yeah, that crusty... old... ass!" "Ass, y'all!" "Yeah!" "He can just stay where he is." "And that young heffer, I hope she gives him a heart attack." "Otis did me a favor." "That's right, you guys." "It is time for me, Amber, to have some fun!" "You... it..." "It's like my momma said." "One monkey... don't stop no show." "Especially no monkey named Otis!" "Well, I just want to thank you both for being so supportive." "Oh, thank you, Brian." "You just need to go home, forget about Otis, and focus on Amber." "We love you, Amber." "And if you need anything at all, don't hesitate to call." "Oh, God bless you both." "Like we said, Amber, don't be a stranger." "Don't worry, Alfonso." "Your mom will be here soon." "I'm solo on a date, baby." "M ichelle at the shop working on some nappy-head." "Get your little ass in the car." "Oan't stand the little motherfucker." "So you his teacher?" "You got a first name?" "M rs." "Digs." "Take it easy, baby." "Look at your sexy little ass." "J ust trying to make a little conversation." "I saw the way you was looking at me." "Say something to your momma about this," "I'm gonna beat you worse than I did the last time." "Hear me?" "Hey, hey!" "My name is Tonya." "You know I ain't really feeling M ichele no more." "H mm." "U h-uh." "It's fucked up but I gotta stay with her for a while 'cause I'm trying to stack my chips, get my dough right so I can get back in the studio." "The studio?" "So, uh, you sing?" "Baby, I rhyme." "Oh." "You wanna hear a little something?" "Oheck it out." "One, two." "One, two." "* Today is the day I get to wax that ass *" "* Little school teacher Gonna get me a pass To her class *" "* So I can wax it And smack it, Flip it and fax it *" "* You know the rule, Welcome to my school * *" "You like that, don't you?" "Ooh, yeah." "You're very talented, Tyrone." "I know that." "So, uh, what time you say your husband was coming home?" "Really late." "Yeah." "So, uhm, Tyrone, what is your relationship like with Alfonso?" "He's such a little sweetheart." "I can't stand the little bastard." "See, y'all think 'cause he quiet, he's good, but I can't stand little quiet motherfuckers." "That's why I have to watch him." "And I see him, lookin' at me, cutting' me little dirty-ass looks, that's why every now and then I gotta pop him upside his little nappy-ass head." "H mm." "Keep him in line and shit." "But fuck all," "You know I came here to fuck." "Really?" "Yeah." "This what you want?" "You know that's what I want." "Right now?" "Right now." "O K, let's go to the bedroom." "Let's go." "Oh!" "Oome on, girl!" "Oh, O K, hold it, Tyrone." "Something I need to tell you." "What?" "I'm a freak." "Shit." "So am I." "Oh!" "No, no!" "O K. No, no, no." "I mean, for real." "I'm a real freak." "I'm strictly..." "into freaky things." "Like what?" "Handcuffs." "Handcuffs?" "!" "You out of your goddamn mind!" "I ain't about to let you handcuff me!" "Then it's time for you to go 'cause I only deal with men who are on my level." "Oh, fuck that." "I ain't no punk now!" "Go and get them cuffs." "You're into this kind of shit?" "Relax, Tyrone." "You just have to keep an open mind." "What are you gonna do with that?" "Oomfy?" "M mm." "M m." "That's what I'm talking about!" "I better get some protection." "Protection?" "Where you goin'?" "You got me all worked up!" "We don't need no protection!" "Oome on, we both clean!" "Oome on!" "Hey." "This ain't what it look like." "But you got to know, your bitch chose me." "O K?" "Now, you look like a gentleman, we can handle this like two gentlemen." "Or you can uncuff me, and we can get into some gangster shit." "What you laughin' at, nigger?" "This ain't funny." "Now you uncuff me and she gonna be downright hilarious because of the shit I'm gonna do." "Where the fuck Tonya at?" "Tonya!" "Tonya!" "Aw." "M mmm." "What are you gonna do with that?" "He was good for me." "Well, from the looks of it, you two won't be requiring my services any longer." "What's the secret?" "Well, basically, we just found something fun to do." "Together." "Ah." "Well, congratulations." "Honey, I have to confess." "I've never been so happy in my whole life." "I feel the same way." "O K, Brian, I was thinking, we never really had a honeymoon, and neither of us have been to the islands, so, maybe we should go." "So then this Splc smashes Into me, right?" "So I get out of the car to check the damage, but really, it's to make sure this little wetback prick doesn't try to run." "None of these Spics ever have legal registration or any insurance." "Then this big nigger stops his car and gets out, as if it's any of his freakin' business." "At this point, I'm looking around, I'm wondering," "Am I the only fuckin' American here?" "Fuck." "Excuse me, sir." "My wife and I are trying to enjoy our meal." "Would you mind lowering your voice just a little?" "Anyway, this big nigger walks up like he's a cop, but, check this out, he completely ignores me, the white guy, and starts talkin' to the Spic!" "Oan you believe that shit?" "Fuck!" "So, the Islands?" "Where'd I park that piece of shit?" "Agh." "Agh!" "You son of a bitch!" "What do you think?" "Again." "Wooo!" "One more for the road." "Whoo!" "Wait, wait!" "Wait, brother!" "I didn't even see you hit that white dude." "I was just smoking my joint." "It's not worth killing me." "I'm just a waiter." "How much is it worth killing me?" "Oome on, this is black on black crime, brother." "The worse thing I do is smoke weed." "The last I smoke." "I just went back to school." "I dropped out of J unior H igh a long time ago." "I'm back in the 9th grade." "I'm trying to make shit happen." "I'm just trying to take care of my kids." "I got four of them, five maybe." "I'm in the church, and I'm in the mosque." "Allah is good, but so is Jesus." "I'm gonna pick that joint up, you and I gonna go sit down, smoke it and you tell me how I could come up, get suits like that, Range Rover like that." "And we could be friends." "We better go, baby." "What's wrong?" "I was just thinkin', honey." "We said we'd only kill people that deserved it." "That guy in the parking lot, he didn't deserve it." "He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time." "Baby, we did what we had to do." "That guy saw our car, he saw our faces, what were we supposed to do?" "Let him turn us in?" "We're just now starting to enjoy our lives." "And I'll be damned if I let anyone or anything spoil that." "O K?" "Now we came here to have fun." "Okey-dokey?" "So let's go and dance." "M ista performed by T. Perklns]" "* Ho ho Ho ho yeah *" "* Don't you ever stop *" "* Watch the rhythm Of the funky job *" "* Hey, mlsta, you don't Have to be so hot *" "* Your body's Llke you never saw *" "* Don't you ever cease Rock to the rhythm Of the beat *" "* Hey, mlsta, you don't Have to be so mean *" "* How can I get Down on your beat *" "* Don't you ever stop Watch the rhythm Of the funky job *" "* Hey mlsta, you don't have to be so hot *" "* Your body's like you never saw *" "* Don't you ever cease Rock to the rhythm Of the beat * *" "Excuse me for a second, baby." "Ha." "Wow." "What can I get for you tonight, brother?" "I think we'll try something different." "I think we'll have two glasses of red rum." "Good choice." "But for real." "If that guy showed" "Don't you hate it when guys try to make muscles where they ain't got none?" "Oh, for real, for real." "Girl, do you see what I see?" "Looks like some bitches just don't know how to hold their liquor." "Here you guys go." "Thank you." "Ah, just in time." "Oh!" "To us." "Ahh." "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "* I'm the man *" "* I'm the man *" "Oh, baby..." "Honey, honey, please, not now." "Don't I look sexy enough?" "Honey, you look very sexy, honey." "I just need a moment to pull myself together." "Okay." "What's wrong, baby?" "I stopped by the garage to get the oil checked." "Okay." "And that's when I saw him." "He didn't see me but I saw him." "He had on a mechanics uniform." "He must work there." "I hadn't seen him in 15 years but" "I recognized him the moment I saw him." "Who, baby?" "Butch Bailey." "Who is this Butch Bailey and what did he do to you, baby?" "Butch Bailey was the kid who terrorized me every day of my entire high school career." "For Butch, my torment, was his entertainment!" "Taking my hard-earned lunch money wasn't enough for this guy, oh no." "Our daily routine consisted of nuggies, frogs, wedgies, the works." "He used to call me Oharlie Brown because of the shape of my head." "J ust when I started feeling cool." "Butch Bailey pulled the nerve right back out of me." "Honey, I think it's time we settled the score with this Butch Bailey." "H uh?" "I think it would be therapeutic." "It would be like exorcising a demon from your past." "Now you know where Butch Bailey works." "J ust go down there and pay him a visit." "And" "Whoo!" "Go get him, baby." "It's been a long time, Butch." "Hey Butch!" "Say hello to my little friend." "Dudel Rlght now, what you're doing Is wrong I" "Yes, you I The Lord told me to tell you that what you're doing Is wrong as the day Is long." "What?" "You think the Lord aln't hip to your dastardly deeds?" "You think the Lord aln't peeklng on you?" "U h-huh I" "But It's not too late to save your twisted soul from eternal damnation." "The question Is, are you ready to answer the Lord's call?" "Are you ready to answer the Lord's call?" "I" "Where's your garage?" "It's about two blocks over." "Okay, let's go get him, baby." "Honey, I've been doing some thinking." "This thing between Butch and I is kinda personal." "Maybe this is one I should do alone." "Baby!" "I want in on the action." "I know you do, honey, but this is one" "I need to do on my own." "Alright, baby." "M m, mm, mm." "Go and get him." "I'm looking for Butch Bailey." "Hold on." "What you want, man?" "You don't remember me?" "Hell, no." "We both went to Mount Vernon H igh." "You used to pick on me every day." "Oharlie Brown?" "Aw, hell now, after all these years." "My man, Oharlie Brown, come here, old boy." "Look at you, looking all smooth." "Yo, where is it?" "Where the lunch money?" "Where the lunch money?" "Man, I used to whoop your ass back in the day." "So what you doin' in my shop?" "Need your car fixed?" "Hell, I took your money back in the day," "I might as well take it now too, huh?" "Remember that time when I made you eat all that dirt right in front of the Ohilean team?" "Now that shit was funny as hell." "Oharlie Brown." "My man, Oharlie Brown." "What you're doing Is wrong as the day Is long." "You think the Lord aln't peeklng on you?" "U h-huh I" "But It's not too late to save your twisted soul from eternal damnation." "Man, you remember that time I..." "Did you get him, baby?" "What did you do with the body?" "What happened, baby?" "Brian?" "Honey, we've had a lot of fun." "Our lives have undergone a transformation that very few ever experience." "We found that thing that brought that spark into our lives." "But now it's time to stop." "What are you talking about, Brian?" "I'm talking about the killing, Tonya." "It has to stop." "Why?" "Honey, what we've been doing is as wrong as the day is long." "You think the Lord hasn't been peeping us?" "You think he's not hip to our dastardly deeds?" "Oh no, honey." "He's seen it all and he don't like it." "But it's not too late." "The question is... are we ready... to answer the Lord's call?" "Whatever happened to questioning everything we've been taught all of our lives?" "Whatever happened to being tired of doing the so-called "right thing?"" "I thought we decided to have some fun." "And live by our own set of rules." "Things have changed." "I've changed." "Now, I know this is a lot to ask." "But I need you to change too." "I n the name of our love," "I need you to stop the killing." "Alright, baby." "If it means that much to you, we can stop." "Thank you, Tonya." "Oh." "Thank you!" "I n the name of God, Satan, I rebuke you!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "H mm." "Thank God we're no longer a part of that foolishness." "Yeah." "Thank God." "Whoo!" "Ma'am, although you haven't said a word yet," "I can tell you're a woman who likes to get the job done right." "Aren't you tired of slaving over your meals with dull utensils?" "Don't you wish you could chop up food like those Japanese chefs?" "Well, now you can." "Ma'am, do you mind if I step in and give you a free demonstration?" "Please do." "Honey!" "I'm home early." "Guess who got promoted today?" "Time to celebrate." "Tonya?" "Tonya?" "Honey?" "Honey?" "Brian, honey, you're home early!" "Are you mad?" "Am I mad?" "Am I mad?" "Yeah." "I come home early to celebrate a promotion with my wife and find her cutting up some strange man in our tub!" "Oh, congratulations on the promotion, baby!" "Don't congratulate me now." "You strangled all the joy out of that accomplishment." "You lied to me, Tonya." "You betrayed our trust." "Wait a minute, Brian." "We had a good thing going on here before you caught the holy ghost and flipped the script." "Yeah, maybe I was wrong to tell you what you wanted to hear?" "Was it right to impose your holy world ways on me?" "U nlike some people, I like to keep it real." "It's not my fault that you are too pussy to have any real fun." "What did you just call me?" "A pussy!" "Oan you hear yourself?" "Oan you hear yourself, honey?" "Since when do you talk to me like that?" "I can't believe what you've become." "Whatever I've become, you made me." "Don't you try to turn this around on me!" "I'm trying to save your soul from the fires of hell!" "You're going..." "Good evening, M r." "Digs." "I'm Detective Gonzalez." "I was wondering if I could, uh, ask you and your wife a few questions." "I'm sure you're both aware of the recent serial murders we've been experiencing." "Yeah, yeah." "We... we heard about it." "Yeah." "Well, before all the bodies started popping up," "I was assigned to a few missing persons cases and as, uh, coincidental as this may sound, the both of you are linked to some of those persons in question." "We are?" "Yeah." "How is that possible?" "Well, there's Dudley Haney." "That's your employer, M r." "Digs." "And Tyrone Davis is a live-in mama's boyfriend of one of M rs." "Digs' students." "And Otis H ughes, that's your next door neighbor." "Now he just stopped showing up at his job." "H is wife placed a missing persons call, but we haven't been able to reach her since." "Ohh." "Wow, that, uh, that is a coincidence." "Detectlve Gonzalez, we appreciate your stopping by and we're really concerned about those missing people but I'm afraid we won't be of much help to you." "H mm." "Well, wouldn't it be something, though, if the perpetrators of those missing guys were somehow connected to the recent serial killings?" "Ha, ha." "Yeah." "That would be something." "Well, I've taken up enough of your time this fine evening." "Listen, if either of you happen to recollect anything that might be of some assistance, please give me a call." "You bet." "And, uh, before I go, do you mind if I use your bathroom?" "U h..." "Of course you can use our bathroom." "It's just right down the hall." "U hm, great." "Thank you very much." "Rlght over here?" "Yeah, just down that hall." "I hope they have some air freshener 'cause I'm about to blow the sucker up." "I'm getting pretty good with this motherfucker." "Oome on, baby." "We gotta cut up the detective so we can toss him out with the salesman." "We?" "My, aren't we plural today?" ""We" aren't doing anything." "Because "we" didn't kill anybody today." "You're on your own with this one, honey." "Fine." "You think I need your help to get rid of these two?" "I've taken out more people than you could ever count." "I didn't need you then and I don't need you now." "Wait a second." "Baby." "If you think I'm trusting you with this, you're crazy." "Tonya?" "We need to talk." "I've been doing some thinking." "Something you said earlier was absolutely right." "This is all my fault." "I'm the one who brought you into this." "And I'm sorry." "But just like I started it, I have to finish it." "I asked you nicely before to stop." "Now I really mean it, honey." "I need you to stop the killing right now." "Or, you'll force me to do what I have to do." "Fine by me, Brian." "If you feel you have to do what you have to do, then I guess I have to do what I have to do too." "Fine." "Fine." "Lord," "I'm at a major crossroads here." "J ust like Abraham," "I've been called to do something that I really, really, really, do not want to do." "I ask that you give me the strength, to stop the evil that I have created." "I'm sorry, Lord." "I just couldn't..." "I'm sorry, baby." "Why won't you die?" "Whoo-whooo!" "Forgive me, honey, but I have to do this once and for all." "Whoa!" "What you got?" "What you got, Brian?" "What you got?" "That's how you want it, honey?" "Let's see what you got." "Yeah." "You're so suspect." "You little pussy." "Aha!" "Well, honey, I guess this is where it all ends." "Klnda poetic justice, huh?" "But in all honesty, I'll meet my end with only one regret." "And that one regret is that I led you down the path of psychopathic madness." "Honey, I hope that my death will open your eyes to what you... to what we became." "And if my death will help you find your own salvation, then I gladly give my life." "Because..." "I love you, Tonya." "Well, with all that having been said, shoot!" "Oh, Brian." "Oh, honey." "I'm sorry, baby." "That's alright." "We gotta step it up, honey." "Our flight leaves in two hours." "This is so exciting, Brian." "I always wanted to go to the Islands." "I'd never dream that we would actually be living there." "No one will ever find us there, honey." "Once we get there and get settled in, and take on those new identities, we can put all this stuff behind us." "Oh!" "Baby, it's like we're starting all over." "A never-ending honeymoon." "Give it to me." "My God!" "Okay." "Okay!" "Oh." "Oh." "Okay." "Nol" "* Do you wanna get funky *" "* Wlth me?" "*" "* My baby Smlled at me *" "* When she asked About the possibility *" "* That we might spend Some time alone *" "* And oh the thoughts that filled my head *" "* When she looked I n my eyes And slowly said *" "* Do you want to get Funky with me?" "*" "* Do you wanna?" "*" "* Whoal *" "* Funk Is A play ground For the devil *" "* Do you wanna get Funky with me?" "*" "* Do you wanna?" "*" "* Do you wanna get funky?" "*" "* Do you wanna get Funky with me?" "* *"