"Previously on Faking It..." "Cluck-n-Go's a horrible corporation..." "Less talk an more eating." "on't eat that homophobic sanwich." "There's a lot about me you on't know." "I'm not your average girl." " You're not a phase to me." " I slept with someboy." "It's not like it was with Amy." "Get out!" "Morning, Shrimp Girl." "You mean goo morning, right?" "It is a very goo morning, but it can't compete with last night." " That was really..." " Eucational." "I got to go." "I'm catering a women's golf invitational." "Want to come?" " Oh, my Go." " What happene?" "It's Karma." "What's toay's rama?" "Um..." "She... she remine me I have a huge test toay, an I think I'm gonna fail." "You'll be fine." "You're a really fast learner." "That goes right here." "Please be sure that it's straight." "Thank you." "That goes up." "Where are my balloons?" "What the hell is going on?" "Oh, just one of Penelope's ay-long team builing exercises." "Last year we forme a conga line against conformity." "I'm the one who mocks this place, not you." "What gives?" "I just fire my trainer over our ifferent fitness philosophies, but I'm confient he'll come to his senses." "In fact, I'm expecting a text any minute begging to get back together." "Like, seriously." "Any minute." "Must suck to be in love limbo." "I, on the other han, tol Theo that I was intersex last night, an he was completely accepting." "He sai all the right things." "Goo, because I'm not up for another kinapping right now." "Have either of you seen Karma?" "Mm-mm." "I nee to fin her." "She knows about me an Liam." "She knows?" "You know?" "Can we please stay focuse here?" " Sorry." " What can we o to help?" "There's nothing you can o." "There's no fixing this." "Our frienship is over." "Well, at least we're in public." "Plenty of witnesses." "She'll probably let you live." "Oh, if I were in Karma's shoes, that woul not stop me from going all Solange-in-an-elevator on your ass." " What?" " Sorry." "Forgot we were being supportive." "Are you reay to role-play?" "You're getting out of class for the ay, so fake it." "Okay, yeah." "That was better." "Now, this year, we are going to be forming our very own future civilization, a society I'm calling..." "Hesteria!" "Hesteria will be ivie into four istinct classes." "So soon you'll each raw lots to etermine your clantribe." "You will ip your hans into the bowl of esignation to etermine your fate, your estiny..." "Oh, Go." "There she is." " Okay." " I have personally esigne each clantribe to maximize ramatic tension." "Karma..." "Is it true?" "I'm so sorry." "I'm the one who's sorry." "I'm sorry you ha to go through this alone." "Okay, you're representing Hesteria." " So smile." "Smile!" " Here you go." "So you on't hate me?" "Not even a little bit?" "Amy, this isn't your fault." "The only person to blame here is Liam Booker." "He took avantage of you the one time you were most vulnerable." "'Cause I know you wouln't betray me like that, right?" "Yep." "That's... that's what happene." "Why in't you tell me sooner?" "Um, well, I wante to, but, well, the thing is..." "Liam force you not to." "I knew it!" "He's such a master manipulating monster." "I can't believe it took me so long to see it." "All right, Hesterians, time to iscover which clantribe you will be assigne to." "I'm a Rainweller?" "Yes." "Rainwellers are the servile class." "They ten to the nees of the elite, aristocratic clantribe, the Clouspinners." " That's me." " You are a lucky girl." "Clouspinners hol all the power." " Their very wor is law." " Hmm." "You even get to select a faithful Rainweller to serve you." " Um, maybe we shoul switch." " No, you can't switch." "That efeats the entire purpose of the social experiment." "Amy, it's fine." "Well, I thought as a Salaspinner..." "You're a Clouspinner." "Um, I thought my wor was law, so I hereby ecree that switching is allowe." "White is more my color." "I know she won't take me back, but I just nee Karma to unerstan that it meant nothing." "I was heartbroken, an I mae the biggest mistake of my life." "You think you have it ba?" "What about Amy?" "Karma's gonna kill her." "Kill her with kinness apparently." "That's weir." "If she's forgiven Amy, maybe that means she'll forgive me too." "Next." "I'm a Mumover?" "Same." "Mumovers are the lowest social orer." "Scum of the Earth, basically." "That souns about right." "In what messe-up future woul I be a Mumover?" "An where the is..." "Theo." "Uh, hey, you." "How weir is all this?" "Brani an I are both Fireancers." "Hey-ho, we're the po-po, yo!" "Uh-huh." "Or, Theo, you coul trae places with Leila." "Oh, Theo, on't go." "Who else is going to go splitsies with me on that pot brownie I just got?" "This game's going to be so much better when we're tripping our balls off." "off, Brani." "Theo's not a pothea, burnout loser like you." "He's switching with Leila." "Actually, I think I shoul go with Brani." "Play by the rules." " What?" "But..." " Just think of it this way." "You're a Mumover." "I'm a Fireancer." "We're star-crosse lovers." "Kin of hot, right?" "Wait, Karma." "Gla to see you've ha the time to cool own." "I mean, now we can talk." "I've got nothing to say to you." "Stay away from me, from both of us." "Karma, you can't just shut me out." "Um, actually, she's a Clouspinner, so, technically, she can." "An as a clouspinny-person," "I on't want his kin anywhere near me." "Fireancers, remove this Mumover." "Really?" " You think I'm afrai of those?" " You shoul be." "If they shoot you, then you're ea, an you are banishe to the subbasement, where you'll be watching ol abstinence eucation films." "The state of Texas requires me to show them." "Trust me, they're torture." "Let's go, scum." "Eyes forwar, buy." "Hurry up, punk." " Oh, writing quite the novel there, I see." "You okay, Liam?" "Karma can't ignore me forever." " If I keep up my texting barrage, she'll have to respon eventually." "You know, maybe she's not getting your texts." "None of my texts seem to be coming through either." "I'm thinking there's a sun flare." "Attention, Mumovers!" "Because some among you can't seem to control your textual impulses, the Clouspinners ecree you shoul all relinquish your phones." "What?" " Sorry, guys." " You can't be serious." "on't make me use this, bro." "Amy, what the?" "Why is Karma forgiving you an blaming me?" "What i you tell her?" "I'm not the one who's been saying things I shouln't." "You swore you' never tell." "I'm sorry I broke that promise, but this isn't fair." "We both wante to hurt Karma that night, an you know it." "You're letting me take the fall." "I thought you ha more integrity than that." "Enjoy." "Bye." "Oh!" "Sorry, no Mumovers allowe beyon this point." "Since you in't seem to hear me the first time," "I'll say it again." "off, Brani, an also, stay away from Theo." "He's not going to be eating your special brownie." "Hmm, it's looking like he prefers brownie to Blonie." "Okay." "Look alive, people." "We nee to break into the Clouspinners' lair." "Liam, you nee your phone, so you can talk to Karma." "Shane, you nee your phone, so you can stare at it pathetically until uke texts." "An I nee to keep Theo away from that slut-face stoner." "So why are we just sitting aroun?" "Lauren's right." "We nee a plan." "One that won't get us fake-kille an banishe to the subbasement." "If only we coul o the ol Trojan horse trick, but they' see that coming a mile away." "Like the Trojan horse from The Ilia?" "We're reaing it in thir perio English." "You're both in my class." " I was going to skim it." " I've been preoccupie." "Okay." "If everyone else is as oblivious as you two, this might actually work." "Thank you." "I think they shouln't be allowe to look us in the eye, an we shoul tax them half their lunch money." "All of these ieas suck." "I want him to really suffer." "Him?" "i I say "him"?" "I meant those filthy Mumovers." "Maybe you guys shoul lighten up on the Mumovers." "If we' rawn a ifferent lot, we coul easily be in their place." "In fact, Karma..." "There's something you nee to know." "What is it?" "I just, um..." "I hear that there's let root beer over there on the snack table, your favorite." " Let me go grab you one." " Best frien ever." "An can you pour it over ice, please?" "Aren't you worrie that Karma may be taking this a bit far?" "No, I mean, it's just a stupi game, right?" "That's what they sai about the Stanfor prison experiment." "What's that?" "It souns like a ba jam ban." "No, it really happene." "They ivie stuents into prisoners an guars, an the guars ene up getting so runk with power that they i horrible things." "Coul I get that let soa toay, please?" "What is she oing here?" "She's a filthy Mumover." "We lowly Mumovers offer our Clouspinner overlors this tribute as a token of our fealty an obeience." "We accept this tribute." "Guys, hey!" "Hey, guys!" "That's clearly a Trojan horse." "Give us our phones, an noboy gets nerfe." "Off with her hea!" "Big wors, Lisbeth." "But tomorrow this game will be over, an then where will you be?" "The tiny blone Mumover is uner my protection." "I tol you to stay away." "Karma, please, just listen to me." "Why, so you can tell me more lies?" "We were heartbroken an angry an really, really runk." "We both wante to hurt you in the worst way possible." "Amy, back me up." " Karma..." " You leave her out of this!" "There's no excuse I can give you." "I know that." "But you mae me feel things that I've never felt before." "Oh, so now it's my fault for giving Liam Booker feelings?" "No, it's our fault." "We i this, Amy." "Amy, tell her!" "Stop saying "we"!" "I get that you'll never forgive me." "But I just nee you to know that I love..." "No, I love you." "Karma." "Go to hell." "Fine." "I'll go to hell, if that's what you want." "This isn't over!" "Can you believe he trie to take you own with him?" "All right, Mumovers, move out!" " Liam!" "Liam!" "Liam!" " Mumovers, come on." "Keep it moving, scum." "Unbelievable!" "Shane turne Liam into a martyr like he's a mockingjay or something." "Really?" "I'm getting more of an Obama-hopey-changey vibe." "I'm not going to let him get away with this." "We're going to expose Liam Booker for what he really is." "Which is what, a werewolf?" "I never tol you this, but Liam's family owns Skwerkel." "He's a liar an a hypocrite, protesting a company he'll inherit one ay." "You've alreay publicly execute him." "Wouln't oing more be the efinition of overkill?" "I thought that I coul avoi Liam, but clearly, that's not possible." "So I'm just going to estroy his reputation till he's so espise, he has to transfer schools." "Karma, this is real-life stuff." "If feels like you're crossing a line." "He crosse the line first, in't he?" "Now please go tell Penelope that I'm calling an assembly in the cafeteria." "An hurry." " Put that on there." " Thank you." "Cock that back." "Now shoot." "This Mumover is uner my protection." "They get it, Lisbeth!" "Theo, can I talk to you?" "Sure, what's up?" "I want the truth." "Just tell me now." "i you eat Brani's brownie figuratively or literally?" "I tol you I'm not into rugs, an I'm not into Brani either..." "I like you, Lauren." "Then why i you want to avoi me all ay?" "Is it because..." "Okay, now I get what this is about." "You share something huge with me, an now you think I'm changing my min." "What?" "No." "I..." "Okay, yes." "Are you?" "No." "I meant what I sai last night." "I on't care that you were born a little ifferent." "I think you are the strongest, sexiest, most amazing girl" "I've ever met." "No matter what happens, nothing will ever change that." "Then why oes it always feel like you're pulling away?" "I feel like I'm going crazy." "There's something you nee to know." "I wante to tell you earlier, but I couln't." "Attention, citizens of Hesteria." "By the orer of the Clouspinners, all clantribes are to assemble in the cafeteria immeiately." "Karma!" "Meet me in the courtyar after school." "I'll explain everything." "Okay." "Liam!" "Liam!" "Liam!" "Liam!" "Liam!" "Liam!" "Remember Liam!" "Never forget." "He ie for our phones!" "We are all Liam!" "I am Liam." "I am Liam!" "I am Liam!" "I am Liam!" "I am Liam!" "Attention, Mumovers, you all think that your precious martyr Liam is so perfect?" "Well, I have news for you." "Karma, on't o this." "He's not who you think he is." "Remember when we were all protesting Skwerkel, an Liam was our fearless leaer?" "Well, it turns out..." "I'm sorry." "Amy, i you just kill me?" "It was for your own goo." "Now you have to stop talking an go to the basement." "ie, traitorous assassin." "Oh!" "Okay, okay, I get it." "I'll go too." "They mae us wear these brown sacks, an they took our phones." "Who knows what important texts we're missing?" "They can't Nerf us all!" "¡Viva la revolución!" "Kill them all!" "Liam!" "Liam!" "Liam!" "o you remember when you tol me that I might..." "I might have such strong feelings about a boy that it might be har for me to ecie what's right to o?" "It was something like that tonight with Jeff." "You know, I like him an awful lot, an we... we have such fun ances." "But tonight, the feeling between us kept getting stronger an stronger." "Okay, it's been, like, 15 minutes." "Karma, say something." "Fine, I will." "How coul you?" "I couln't let you o something you woul regret forever, just like when you rein me in if I go too far." "Telling everyone Liam's family secret..." " Wait." " Which is..." "Karma, you were really going to o that?" "You sai the truth was so important to you, but you're fille with secrets." "Someone ha to expose you for the frau that you are." "on't like it?" "Go cry to your rich mommy about it." "Karma, come on." "Lay off." "Liam's family stuff is a lot more complicate than that." "Wait, how the hell woul you know?" "Was this more than a one-time thing?" "No, it was one time." "I only went to Liam's house to keep him from telling you about us." "So Liam wante to tell me, but you stoppe him?" "Karma, it's not like that." "Amy was just trying to save you the pain." "No." "It is like that." "I was selfish." "I couln't face what I i." "It was horrible." "It was the worst thing I've ever one." "The worst thing I coul ever o." "But you can't blame Liam an not me." "Either you forgive us both, or... you hate us both." "Fine." "Then I hate you both." "Experiment's over, guys." "Karma?" "Uh..." "Oh, okay." "Hey, you get that text you were waiting for?" "Ah, no, just a Skwerkel-alert saying uke signe with Cluck-n-Go an grew a bear." "An not in the sexy way, in the "Taylor Swift ating Taylor Lautner" way." "Well, I think you're better off without him." "I wish I believe that." "Now if you'll excuse me," "I'm gonna go fall into a black hole of cyber-stalking an pinkberry." "Care to join?" "No, thanks." "I'm waiting for Theo." "Passing up fro-yo for Theo?" "He really must be the one."