"Subtitles by lavalse revised by BLP." "Everybody!" "Party tonight!" "Small!" "Small!" "Open!" "Big!" "[Playing Sic Bo/Big small dice game]" "Hi there." "This one." "Okay." "I'm sitting right there." "Thank you" "Small!" "Small!" "Small!" "Yay!" "Liang Ze, You're thirsty today." "You can't win okay?" "Again!" "Hello, this is your order." ""3 days not coming home"" "Please enjoy." "What?" "3 days not coming home?" "Liang Ze, let me tell you." "This liquor." "This is the strongest liquor here." "I can't drink it." "You must drink this liquor." "You're a great writer!" "Belt it back okay?" "[idiom for drink in one swallow]" "Okay." "Hey sister-in-law." " Liang Ze, I just called." "Why didn't you answer?" " I just did not catch it in time." "Last night, you went out drinking, right?" "I did not drink." "Just forget it." "Look at yourself." "Sister-in-law told you how many times?" "Have a drink with dinner, a drink of wine, it's fine." "I told you drinking too much is not good." "How many times do you want me to tell you?" "I did not drink, truly did not drink." "Truly did not drink 我没喝 真没喝 真没喝" "Don't give me that you spoiled brat!" "I'll talk to your brother about this." "Please don't!" "I have good news for you." "I've just signed three contracts with the publisher." "I haven't even written the other two novels." "They said they would publish whatever I write." "If you still want to talk to my brother, then tell him about that." "Is that really true?" "Sister-in-law, when have I lied to you?" "Did you buy the powdered milk I asked you to?" "Oh!" "I forgot!" "It's still well before your due date." "No hurry no hurry." "Alright." "I'll buy it myself." "No don't sister-in-law!" "Trips are difficult for you." "I will buy it this week." "And bring it to your place, okay?" "That's more like it." "还这差不多" "Hang Hang, if there's nothing else, I'll go." "We"ll get together later." "Okay." "Can you tell me why my cat always meows at night?" "He's very lively and very healthy." "He is!" "Change the litter frequently and make sure there's water." "Do you want me to get him a girlfriend?" "You could!" "Right!" "I know a Luzhu restaurant." "Come with me?" "Sounds great!" "My throat is sore." "Take care of him please." "Don't worry." "I will." "Rest assured rest assured don't worry!" " Behave!" "Go girl!" "Hai Hong." "Just now a customer was clear he did not buy his chinchilla from us." "but asked for a lot of advice." "He says he's coming by." "Hai Hong, you take care of him." "I'll go upstairs for a while." " Okay." " Mister how soon will we arrive?" " Soon soon!" " Hello!" " Hello Hai Hong!" "Long time no see." "You seem..." "Did I eat your rice?" "You're so nosy." "[Chinese idiom for: mind your own business.]" "I was just kidding!" "Where is your boss?" "He's upstairs." "What's he doing there?" "I tell you." "Just now there was a strange customer." "He doesn't buy from us but tells us his problems and asks questions." "So angry." "Hang Hang!" "Come downstairs please Hang Hang!" "Now I know what strange guy he was talking about." "It's you!" "Says who?" "It's you that's strange." "Hi, can you show me the way to Yandaixiejie No.10?" " Go straight that way." "Thank you." "Hey Hang Hang, why were you staying upstairs?" "I don't want to see that strange guy." "What strange guy?" "Boss, I want to breed with you!" "Who is the boss here?" "I am." "What do you want?" "Are you "Love 123"?" "I talked to you on the Internet." "You're ... "Handsome guy"?" "The strange man?" "So it isn't me!" " Hai Hong, take Xaio Chun to the shower." " Okay." "Let's go for a shower." "Go slower." "Slower." "Is your chinchilla." "In heat yet?" " In heat?" " How do you tell?" "They can't mate all the time This type of rodent is not like humans." "Chinchillas and people are not the same." "Chinchillas are generally in heat every 28 to 34 days." "For perhaps 4 days they secrete waxy white stuff." "But they generally eat it." "So it's difficult to find." "Eat it?" "That's so dirty." "This is the biological habit." "When a customer determines the chinchilla is in heat they will bring it here." "I suggest boarding them here." " Boarding?" "Yes." "Let's register first." "May I ask your name?" "My name is Liang Ze." "How about the chinchillas?" "This is Xiao Ye Zi And this is Yi Xiu." "If you raise one more chinchilla, will you name it Jin You Wei Men?" "Whatever!" "Is that your cat?" "That's my cat!" " Hai Hong" " Xiao Chun." " Be careful!" "My cat!" "My cat!" "My cat!" "Xiao Chun!" "Xiao Chun!" "Be careful!" " Xiao Chun!" " My cat, my cat...." "Come!" "Let me catch it...." "Quickly come to me!" "It's okay now." "Give it to me." "I'll hold it for you." "Be careful." "You see my ability?" "Is it good?" "Not bad!" "Like you've been trained!" " Awesome!" " Lucky you're here." " I'll bring it to the shower." " I'll go with you." "You saw my pretty good skill!" "你看我这身手不错吧" "Say something!" "Have you ever seen a customer as agile as me?" "What were we talking about?" "I forgot." "Oh let me think..." "Ah!" "Right!" "The bodily habits of animals." "That's right." "Because it's hard to detect if the chinchilla's in heat, you should leave them here so that I can take care of it." "Easier to observe." "Then I can't see them." "You can come by and see them anytime." "You're right." "Excuse me." "I have a question for you." "What kind of mate do you want for your chinchillas?" "From what I see here most of them are similar, right?" "Yes your chinchillas are the same type as ours, which have the typical grey colour." "Of course we have another type." "What a coincidence!" "Then I can breed with you." "Not with me." "With the chinchilla." "Sorry sorry!" "I was so careless." "Does each chinchilla have it's own cage?" "They are all males." "I can't keep them in one cage." "They will bite each other to death." "So I can keep my female chinchillas together?" "I suggest... you keep them separate." "Did you notice that they already bit each other?" "So, what else do I need for you taking care of them?" "2 cages, 2 bags of chips, ... 2 bags of food, 2 bags of bathing sand." "Okay." "Hang Hang, Xiao Chun finished his shower." " I'll take a bag of food home." " Okay" " What's the bill in total?" " Okay" "How much is mine?" "You give me the math." "Go ahead go ahead." "750 yuan." "Then, let me pay first." "Here." "Okay, good bye, see you later!" "I'll see you out." "Okay." "Hai Hong, look after the shop!" "Hi, the bill is 2880 yuan." "May I ask who will pay?" "I'll pay!" "Let me pay." "Here." "Here's your order." "Why are you so late?" "Just because of a traffic jam." "I didn't think that motorbikes get stuck in traffic jams." "I'll be on time next time." " I already paid online." " Okay." " It's here." " Yes." "I'm starving to death." "That money..." "Can I pay... by debit card?" "Our machine is not working." "It's okay, you can pay me the next time you're here." "I thought you would keep me here if I didn't pay." "It's okay." "Your meal smells so good." "Is it good?" "Just normal takeaway." "Oh it's lunch time." "Yes." "Are you hungry?" "No, I'm not." "Would you like to try it?" "I don't want to bother you." "Don't be like that." "I'll order for you." "No need." "I'll eat this one." "What?" "You...." "Potatoes and beef are my favorite!"