"Hey!" "Shhh..." "What are you doing here?" "Well... we came for tutoring." "I'm leaving." "See you tomorrow." "Bitch!" "Can't you control her?" "She's worse than a dog." "What are you doing here?" "Ja Dam." "Did you forget?" "Did you really screw Ning?" "Shit!" "I Sure did!" "Hey!" "They're coming." "Damn it, not again!" "Did you really screw her?" "Yeah!" "Sure!" "Yeah!" "He's full of shit!" "Aah, you're just jealous!" "If you porked her for real, show us her underwear." "Yeah, show us her undies!" "C'mon, you up to it?" "You got the balls?" "OK!" "OK!" "Then Have check this out!" "My Top ten sexual experiences." "Hey it's sticky." "Why won't it open?" "The nine "G" spots on a woman's body." "Hey!" "Get your paws off it." "It's for Berm!" "Berm." "Berm." "Let me know how you go, alright!" "Um..." "Ning, can I borrow your underwear?" "Ning, can I borrow your underwear?" "Ning, can I borrow your underwear?" "Ning, can I borrow your underwear?" "Ning..." "What's up?" "Going home now?" "Yeah, yeah..." "lets go..." "Hurry up!" "We're late." "Good evening Ma'am." "What are you doing here?" "We're here to write a school paper, Ma'am." "Good!" "Come and wait inside." "Berm will be back soon." "Hurry up!" "Can I have your..." "Hey!" "You weigh too much." "Gees, this is making me sick." "What the hell?" "Wait!" "I've gotta find a good angle." "Don't get a chance like this often." "Ning, can I borrow your underwear?" "I'm gonna spew any minute now." "C'mon, harder, harder." "Shit!" "They're coming." "Where's Oan?" "Where the hell is Oan?" "Shit!" "Come here... come here." "Quick, the lights, the lights!" "Quick." "Ning, can I borrow your underwear." "Where was it yesterday?" "Here!" "Ning, can I borrow your underwear." "Berm." "Focus will you." "The exam is tomorrow." "Ning, can I borrow your underwear." "Can I borrow your underwear." "Can I borrow your underwear." "I..." "like you..." "Kiss" "No!" "A woman's most erogenous point is her foot." "The Emperor ravages his concubine's foot like a hungry wolf." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Come on... concentrate." "Damn it, where did he go wrong?" "If you pass, I've got something special for you." "Go for it..." "Go for it!" "What's wrong?" "Are you thirsty?" "Dumb prick!" "Damn kids!" "How would their parents feel if they knew?" "Parents work so hard for their kids." "Hey, where did I put my purse?" "She's coming, she's coming." "Step one, step one." "Water She's back, she's back." "Go for it..." "Go for it!" "Caress her body." "Caress her, massage her." "What are you doing?" "Berm!" "If she resists, pull back, then go in for the kill!" "Berm!" "Oh shit!" "I see!" "You lured me here to have your way with me!" "You've had it!" "No!" "I'm sorry." "No!" "Ning!" "Berm!" "Mom!" "Why the hell are you miewing." "Evening Ma'am." "We must be going now!" "Bye-bye sir." "Get up and start talking!" "When are you going to grow up?" "How can you do this in our house?" "Have some respect for us will you!" "Don't forget I'm your mother!" "Mom..." "I'm sorry." "I just wanna..." "Wanna what?" "Pork a chick of course!" "What's that?" "Pork a chick!" "You've gone crazy!" "You never listen to me." "Stop whining." "You were gonna get slapped anyway!" "Who's that?" "It's your dick!" "Hi!" "What the hell ya yelling for?" "Two plus two equals?" "Four!" "Two times four equals?" "Eight!" "Yeah!" "You can finally hear me!" "Twenty years of waiting!" "Finally" "Twenty years without screwing a chick!" "No problems." "From now on, I'll train you." "You'll be a champ like Paradorn." "We're gonna chop chicks up like crazy." "Chop, chop, chop!" "I'm having a nightmare!" "But I'm having the best dream." "Up and down, up and down." "Morning exercise." "Let's go get some chicks." "There's a lot at Uni." "I'm horny for lots of chicks!" "Go to hell!" "Go to hell!" "Dreaming." "I must be dreaming." "Wake up." "Wake up now." "Sorry!" "You can't do anything with me." "I'm the one eyed ghost." "I'll keep haunting you." "I'll go with you because I've been waiting for 20 years." "Yeah, lets have some fun!" "Screw some chicks." "Let's go, let's pork!" "C'mon lets get going!" "Yeah... yeah..." "let's go." "No!" "I'm not going anywhere." "No!" "Don't be stubborn, or else..." "the stinging piss!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Let's go bonk some chicks!" "Morning, noon and night, come rain or shine!" "Wo, wo, wo" "How can you speak?" "Hey man, I've been speaking for a long time." "But you never listen." "Or is it because..." "Oh!" "Where are you going?" "University." "Go ahead." "Hello pussy!" "Taking a morning walk, huh?" "Oh!" "I forgot that you're a mute!" "Just shoot me!" "Who are you talking to?" "Dicks talk to pussies, not knees, right?" "What's wrong with you?" "Because of Long and the guys?" "So what's up?" "Oh yeah, a free show!" "Ha... ha... ha..." "Shit!" "You're bloody disgusting!" "I don't know." "It talks to me too." "Possessed dick." "You say I'm ghost?" "I'll show you!" "This is "dick" not "oh"." "It's a dick, not an "aaahh"." "Never seen one before, hey?" "Ha ha ha." "Anything wrong with him?" "From what I understand he's fine." "It's nothing to worry about." "Anything else?" "Yeah." "How do I grow an extra couple of inches?" "I can't spend all day with you." "Do those enlarging pills work?" "It can talk." "Too right I can talk." "I can screw too!" "Outta here!" "Let's go to the U!" "I'm going home." "I'm going." "Even you don't believe me." "No!" "You must sit the exam." "Listen... you must take the exam." "Oh!" "What the hell?" "Too serious?" "Get a life will ya!" "How bout some, baby?" "Piston dick is here." "Spinning." "Up and down." "Up and down." "Hands up if you're a virgin!" "Oh!" "This sucks!" "Wo baby." "Check it out." "I'm gonna shoot my load!" "No pineapple, papaya, bananas, not fruit for sale." "Just the only talking dick in Thailand." "Special promotion." "Free show." "Line up!" "Step right up!" "Can you do the exam?" "No!" "Wow!" "So many chicks." "Don't block my view." "Hey Ning, get out of the way, I can't see." "Attention please attention!" "Girls, I'm ready to take you all one." "Wait here OK." "Hey girls look this way, look here!" "Oh, not these clowns again!" "What's up man?" "My dick can talk." "Get outta here!" "If that's true, I'll let her kick me in the nuts too!" "Hey, this one isn't in the theory book!" "No it's not." "I can tell you that..." "Berm!" "I'm going to lunch." "Yeah." "Get the hell outta here." "Berm, check out those legs." "I want that." "Shut up." "Stop it, will ya!" "I want her." "Stop it." "I want her." "Stop it." "I want her now." "Not Again?" "Press it down." "What the hell you doing?" "OK, that's the way you want it!" "What's wrong?" "There you go." "The stinging piss." "I told you don't piss me off!" "Doctor, help me please." "It's an emergency." "Dumb dick!" "Why did you piss on me?" "Stupid shlong!" "Hey!" "You wanna get hit?" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "He said his dick can talk, didn't he?" "Yeah, but I don't believe him." "Please check him out before he goes nuts, please." "Please doctor, pleases, please." "Is it talking to you now?" "Yes sir!" "What's it saying?" "He says..." "You're handsome." "You're handsome." "Can you hear me?" "Help Doc, you like my voice?" "Come closer Doc, come closer." "Is it talking?" "No!" "It's singing." "What, is he deaf?" "That's crazy!" "What song is it singing?" "Hey!" "Why can't you hear me Doc, I'm going hoarse!" "How is he?" "He's very normal." "He's just obsessed with sex." "But something else." "What's that?" "I think he may be a little... gay!" "How did it happen?" "It was when you kicked me, I fainted and..." "And what?" "It hurt so much that I fainted, then I felt strange." "So I may have to do it again." "No!" "Don't worry!" "It's like a dislocated shoulder." "You have to bang it back in place." "Hey, I ain't no collar bone!" "How's that?" "How's that?" "Still the same." "Bitch!" "Again?" "No!" "Oh my god!" "Sexy..." "Hot stuff!" "Bend over baby!" "May, Please forgive me." "I can't live without you." "I won't go anywhere if you don't forgive me." "You pathetic loser." "Get the hell outta here." "Go!" "Get lost!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Oh!" "Help me!" "You imbecile!" "What?" "Mind your own business." "Oh!" "What a bitch?" "My god!" "She's bitchy AND sexy." "Why is she pointing at you?" "Is she gonna kick you as well?" "Doesn't matter, this chick is worth the risk." "She's ours once she she's how big I am." "Stop it." "I'll do anything if you shut the hell up." "Really!" "Then find a way to get into her pants!" "Screw May?" "In your dreams!" "Yeah!" "She's the college hottie horny as hell." "When her heart was broken, she walked for 10-20 kms." "After that, she bonked the whole faculty." "I can't do it." "Of course you can." "How?" "C'mon... promise and I'll handle it." "OK." "I promise." "Very good." "Let's see." "This is my friend, Berm." "Slack!" "Hi there!" "Hi!" "Just a minute, May." "Erect!" "It's still doing it!" "Slack!" "Hey thanks for helping." "See you soon." "Erect!" "Slack!" "See Berm?" "It's all going to plan." "Step One of my pussy hunting plan!" "You're mine baby, oh yes, you're mine!" "Look!" "Erect!" "Stack!" "Erect!" "Stack!" "Erect!" "Stack!" "Erect!" "Stack!" "See?" "He can't control... er... his body part." "Look!" "What do you mean?" "Of course he can." "Slack!" "Erect!" "Slack!" "Erect!" "Slack!" "Erect!" "Slack!" "Erect!" "Slack!" "Erect!" "Slack!" "Erect!" "Erect!" "Men are funny, aren't they?" "What's it got to do with me?" "When it's near you, it'll go slack." "So I want him to be near you for a while." "That's a good idea." "Please." "Just until I find the way to cure him." "Why me?" "I don't know." "He may have no feelings when he sees you." "Good!" "Will you go with me everywhere?" "Yeah Baby!" "So far so good." "I gotta plan my next move!" "But it's not in the bag yet." "Nest step!" "I'll be back." "Go with May." "That's it, go!" "Go on, eave us alone for a bit." "Berm, come with me!" "No Ning around, I'm a happy dick!" "What a life!" "The life of a dick!" "Oh!" "Swimming suits." "He may have no feelings when he sees you." "Berm, how's this one?" "Beautiful." "Help me choose one." "Yeah!" "Going as planned." "May is really sexy." "Next step." "Is it nice?" "Ooh, this chick is a sex kitten." "Everybody wants a piece of that ass!" "Wait a minute, OK." "But we're gonna be strong!" "Keep it slack!" "After that, she will trust us completely." "That's step two." "Keep dick Slack!" "Keep it slack!" "When she comes out, keep the soft on!" "Here she comes." "Berm!" "Oh my god!" "Does this look good on me?" "Keep it together, keep it together soft on, soft on, stay down, stay down." "I'll be out in a minute," "Breath!" "Breath deeply!" "Hey!" "She's coming out." "Holy shit!" "I'm gonna blow!" "And this one?" "Please don't ask!" "Keep it slack!" "Keep it slack!" "No hard-on now, Berm!" "There's one more..." "One more." "This time take it all off baby." "Oh my god." "Come out with just a pair of sunglasses and nothing else!" "Here we go, the birthday suit, yeah, yeah..." "How about this one?" "What the..." "Young May." "Is that your mother's?" "Here let me get that for you." "What the hell you doing?" "Picking this up." "Here." "I bought you some trousers." "Thanks!" "What the hell is this?" "This ain't no real dorm." "It's a fake for sure." "You see, the bed's so big but they didn't even move." "They're staying in the same spot." "They don't want to fall out of shot?" "That's just shit!" "Know what?" "I'll do it myself." "Yeah, and when it's done, we'll sell it to Jimmy!" "Your cousin who sells X-movies?" "Good idea!" "OK, lets get down to business." "Oan, pen and paper!" "Uum..." "Hey, hey, we'll call it..." "Tour... tour of..." "Sex tours of hot and horny dorms!" "What ya reckon?" "Good!" "Good alright!" "Look!" "We'll make Berm the tour leader." "Like a student tour led by a student." "Yeah?" "Our star starts by screwing this slutty chick." "Then he moves to the hottest chick on campus." "And we show him putting all the moves on her." "What a story huh?" "Who's gonna shoot the film?" "We are of course!" "Hey!" "Big trousers." "Swing left, swing right, no problems!" "Forget those ball constrictors Berm, you dimwit... you moron!" "Thanks a lot, Ning." "Wear them tomorrow." "Hmm..." "Ning's OK." "She's good to us." "Only thing is... small titties ...and she's a bitch!" "Leave her alone." "She's good to me." "Even though she can be mean sometimes." "But tiny tits." "See not even a hand full." "May's are much bigger." "Haven't you noticed?" "Not that small!" "No, really, they're ant bites" "I reckon they're OK." "May's huge in comparison." "No way." "I don't reckon." "May's bigger." "Keep your eye on our target." "Hey!" "Who are you talking to?" "No-one." "What are you guys up to?" "Not these dick heads again!" "I've got a fantastic project happening." "Guaranteed it's much better than any before." "Don't care how good it is, I ain't going anywhere." "What ya mean?" "I don't wanna know." "I ain't going!" "You're not coming?" "Nuh!" "Alright!" "No!" "Look!" "Hey!" "That's me being kicked!" "You recorded it?" "I tell you a lot of people want to see this." "C'mon, help me out will ya!" "Promise it won't take long." "C'mon, we'd better go." "If Ning finds out, you're in the shit!" "There's our target... now!" "Lets do it huh?" "Camera ready?" "Ready!" "Sound ready?" "Ready!" "And you ready?" "Rea... rea... ready for what?" "Hey!" "What ya doing?" "Don't worry!" "Fix your hair a little." "Ready... action!" "Why me?" "You dick, cos you're our damn tour guide." "Go, go." "Hey Berm." "This is kinda kinky." "It's making me horny!" "Hey!" "What the hell you doing to my car?" "Shit, we're dead, we're dead for sure." "Hey!" "Wrong car!" "Shit this swinging to and from is making me sick!" "Shit, lets split up here!" "Hey!" "You see?" "You nearly screwed up big time." "You mess up again and you'll be dickless!" "But now let's go to find a chick." "Find a chick please." "You talk too much." "Who talks too much?" "You talk too much." "Shut up!" "I said lets get some chicks." "Shut the hell up will ya." "No!" "Why?" "I'll hit you." "C'mon." "If I didn't tale, I'd be waiting a lifetime to get some, you wanker!" "You want to argue with me?" "Yeah, so what?" "Go ahead." "Hit me." "Hit me." "Hurt yourself." "You want it that bad?" "Anyone, right?" "C'mon." "No problems, I'll get you one." "Waiting!" "Yeah baby... this one." "She'll be hot when she grows up!" "Help!" "What the hell?" "Screw the seat instead, you dick!" "Hey, What are they doing?" "Hmm..." "Look at the time." "He's not even back yet!" "He hasn't even apologized." "I don't understand him!" "Take it easy" "Aah, thought I'd get an eyeful of action!" "Your mum's driving you nuts!" "Yeah." "Saying sorry is pointless." "It's like..." "You're lonely, aren't you?" "It's good that you understand easy." "Yeah." "I've understood you for so long now." "Really?" "Since when?" "Since you were born." "I talk to you everyday." "No matter what mood you're in." "Happy or sad, you never hear me." "Anyway, let's talk about our first hot chick." "Why is May so special?" "She's so sexy." "We'll find out tomorrow." "C'mon, get some sleep, save your energy." "If you're not horny now, I can help you know!" "No!" "I don't feel like it today." "But..." "I do!" "No!" "No the hand, not the hand." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I'll use the lotion, OK." "Where is it?" "Forget it." "I'm as slippery as an eel, not need." "What about soap?" "Nice and slippery." "Come on." "No!" "Not Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters!" "Stop!" "Come here." "Don't!" "Stop!" "Don't!" "Stop!" "Don't..." "Stop!" "Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop, don't stop..." "Aaahh!" "Wow!" "Chicks galore!" "So this is the guy who doesn't find you attractive at all?" "The first guy in the world!" "It's strange." "Normally all men are the same." "They're at my feet within 5 minutes." "I'll tell you... men are easier to handle than peeling a banana and stuffing it in your mouth." "But there are ways!" "Like that guy over there." "Which one." "That one." "Just stroke his ego a little." "He's yours every time!" "What number was he?" "Number 6!" "If you want them to come talk to you." "it's not that hard." "Just open the door for them a little!" "What about you?" "How many?" "This guy?" "He's number 4!" "Ning, And if we can make them grovel we can... order them around!" "Berm!" "Yeah, you." "Berm." "Come here." "Yeah you!" "All these chick, you stud!" "Hey don't forget today, OK?" "Forget what?" "Business, business, business." "Oh, shit, I can't go today." "What ya mean you can't come..." "Oh, you're going home." "I got it, I got it!" "Is may going out with you today?" "Yeah!" "Aah, we're going as well then, yeah, yeah." "Hey!" "Bags that one." "No way!" "She's mine." "You dickheads." "You've gotta have the right technique." "Just watch the master at work!" "Hi Berm." "Follow me to the toilet." "Now step 3." "Trust me and you'll get laid!" "I'll get little Ning this time." "I'm going to the toilet." "We've got to be above them so we can control them." "Watch me!" "What's up now?" "Hey!" "I've already scouted the location." "Won't screw up like last time." "Just follow me." "Not again!" "Hey!" "We'll call it "Car park of Love"." "I'll wait in the car park downstairs." "Why the hell do they want to do this now?" "Sneak... peek... or chop May..." "Sneak... peek..." "Yeah, lets chop May first!" "Then we can go sneak a peek, OK Berm!" "Walk out suavely, she'll come strait to us!" "Berm." "Yeah, baby come and get it!" "Where did you go?" "Hey, May!" "You'll be sorry you trusted me." "Don't you have any feelings for me?" "Oh!" "Berm." "Running away?" "Are you afraid of me?" "C'mon, lets see how you really feel." "No May." "Ooh, Berm, I can't take this!" "Ooh!" "Ning is coming." "Go!" "I'll deal with you later May!" "Later baby!" "Where's Berm?" "Tried to get him going, now he's gone." "Yeah, fantastic!" "Hey Ord, what did your cousin Jimmy say?" "He said once its finished you can sell it to him right away." "Whoa, check it out." "What's going on?" "Get down, get down." "OK listen up." "We've got a great new plan." "We've gotta stick to it so we don't stuff it up." "First step is for Berm to go check out the action!" "What?" "That's the old plan!" "No it's not." "This time go have a look then give us the signal." "OK." "No way!" "Get going!" "Here we go!" "Now as our hero swings into action, look how daring he is." "When's this gonna end." "Hang in there!" "If Ning finds out, she'll break your balls again!" "Shit, what are you afraid of?" "Afraid for you." "We're on the same team, wanker!" "Look at that, he's so confident." "There's no other student as daring as this guy!" "Boy this beats watching Simpsons re-runs!" "Great stuff." "Fantastic." "Let's go!" "Hey!" "What the hell you doing?" "This is my turf!" "Where are you dickheads from?" "A... ah... back to the old plan." "Are you still here?" "Get lost!" "Go on scram, get lost, go!" "Berm, not too low, I'll get grazed." "It sucks being attached to such a dumb-ass like you!" "If I was on some smart rich kid, I'd take them all." "Can I ask one thing of you?" "Sure!" "We're the same person." "Don't bother me anymore!" "What do you propose?" "Cut me off?" "Health authorities have issued a warning on facial hair growth supplements as side effects could include loss of sexual drive." "Consumers are advised to seek medical opinion." "What are you looking at!" "Want a smack in the head?" "Hey!" "What ya doing?" "Hey!" "You gonna kill me?" "You crazy." "Take as many as you like." "So, you gonna drop off yet?" "No way!" "Dead yet?" "Nope!" "Still breathing." "Hey!" "Do you think you can kill me?" "Take as many as you like." "You can't kill me." "I'm an immortal dick." "Who's he talking to?" "He's acting strange lately." "Don't worry about him." "All teenagers are like this." "Come on." "This is normal." "Doesn't sex interest you?" "Get in that room NOW!" "C'mon, think, think, think!" "I can't rely on you idiots." "All that time wasted, all we got is an opening scene." "Stupid incompetent idiots!" "If we show this to Jimmy, no way he can sell it!" "So what should we do?" "Re-shoot?" "That's stupid." "As if they're gonna fall for the same trap." "Hey!" "What ya doing?" "I think we've gotta re-shoot it." "Hey dick." "Hey dick." "Hey dick." "Hey dick." "Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!" "Hey, dick!" "Still sleeping?" "I finally beat you." "Dumb dick!" "Stupid dumb dick was no match for me." "That pathetic sex fiend is just a shriveled up prune!" "What are you doing?" "I didn't do anything with May!" "Exorcising that demon!" "What?" "Whoa, what the hell?" "Shit, it won't work, I told you I'm immortal!" "What did you do that for?" "Now I'm all wet." "I'm just worried about you!" "I'm OK." "What are you guys up to?" "I'm exorcising the demon!" "Isn't Berm better yet?" "No!" "Not yet!" "My plan isn't complete yet." "C'mon, lets go!" "Wait!" "I'll go too." "Oh yeah!" "Babe sandwich!" "May, we can't go together like this." "It won't help." "Never mind." "I want to help him." "Then you must tell me about yourself." "Why?" "So I'll know why he doesn't react when he sees you." "Don't be too serious." "It's just a dumb plan." "Ning, I've something to tell you." "Shut up!" "It's confidential." "No!" "Shut up!" "Are you OK?" "No!" "Shut up!" "I have to try." "What's up with her?" "You'll get it if you tell her." "What will we do." "The plan just isn't working out." "I think May is nice." "Umm..." "Yeah, good for a shag!" "Wanna be her boyfriend?" "Nah!" "She isn't interested in me." "Oh, yeah, finally giving us the green light, hey?" "Yeah!" "Haven't you noticed." "You dumb-ass!" "Hey!" "That's my home gym equipment." "Careful with it!" "Who owns these?" "You been screwing around?" "No, please." "What ya looking at?" "Come here bitch..." "See you tomorrow then, OK!" "If I die one day, will she care about me?" "Hey!" "Why do you say that?" "I know your mam and dad love you a lot." "No!" "Sometimes, I think that Ning cares more them." "Hey!" "Don't be confused." "Focus..." "May..." "May..." "Hey!" "But when I'm in trouble, she's always a friend." "Friend my ass!" "You just want to pork her!" "How could I do that?" "It's OK, not bad." "Did your friends help you?" "Yeah." "What's this?" "That's the second camera at another angle." "I think it's horny." "Not bad for a bunch of kids." "And who's this?" "One of my friends." "I think this guy should be the lead." "Goes well with the title!" "But I have some comments." "There's no bonking scene in the apartment." "Umm... the lead's not in it either." "Shame that!" "It's almost there." "Redo it quick." "I'll send it out with the new lot them." "No problems." "Hey!" "Berm!" "I know you're still awake." "Open the door will ya." "Berm." "Berm." "Hey!" "Is this the house where the peeing tom lives?" "Oh, what should we do?" "I can't fix it." "Ja Dam finishes too quickly." "The camera's gotta be on the balcony there!" "You go then!" "What?" "You shitheads!" "Come on." "Whoever gets the red one goes." "Hey, Berm." "You first." "What did you get?" "Red?" "You go Go!" "Go!" "No way, I'm not going." "Hey!" "What's up with you?" "No way." "Your job!" "You gotta go." "No way." "You gotta go." "If I go, take Ning and I off the tape!" "No problem!" "Done!" "Promise?" "Promise!" "Lets go!" "Hey!" "Where's the camera?" "Hey!" "Hand me the camera." "Wait!" "Repeat after me." "I'll take you to the hottest shot in porn history..." "Repeat it." "Give me the camera." "Say it." "What?" "Shit!" "I'll take you to..." "Hey!" "Give me the camera." "Quick!" "Shit!" "Ja Dam is coming." "Hey!" "Shit!" "Where are they?" "What should I do?" "God." "Where are they?" "Hey!" "Go help him." "Ning, I'm sorry." "Promise I'll be good from now on!" "Hey!" "Quick!" "Give me the camera." "Don't forget to delete the tape." "No more evidence, we're home free." "Now we can focus on the lovely May!" "What's up?" "You're in a good mood!" "Nothing." "May... thinking of me, aren't you!" "I know what you're up to, you sneaky devil!" "My first boyfriend was nice." "What was he like?" "He was nice." "Just an ordinary guy." "Like you!" "What about your first boyfriend?" "Haven't had one!" "Can't be!" "C'mon tell us, go on!" "Haven't had one!" "C'mon, You've had the hots for Berm for ages, haven't you?" "You want to see where we first met?" "C'mon lets go have some fun." "I'm gonna get you for sure, May, ha haaaa!" "Look!" "What are they talking about?" "Hey!" "They said something like "theque"." "I don't know." "Tonight's the night boys!" "We'll get the shot we need!" "OK... great!" "No one will catch us this time." "Oh!" "What a sexy bitch?" "I can't stand it anymore." "Shut the hell up!" "Hey!" "Come on let's go." "Pack up." "What ya looking at... baby!" "Ha, ha, ha." "Hi May." "Where's Ning?" "Ning?" "We'll meet her there." "Hey, Berm!" "I'll go with you." "Hey, May!" "You just get here?" "Yeah." "Take a seat." "What will you drink?" "Tequila, right?" "Is this the place you first met him?" "No!" "Forget it." "Where's Ning?" "Drink this first." "What are you asking for?" "Let's drink." "Yeah!" "Just one drink." "Waiting for someone, miss?" "Let's drink!" "Don't get drunk Berm, you'll ruin the plan!" "Another one!" "More booze, more booze, drink 1." "That's enough May!" "I'm not drunk!" "You drink as if you've just been dumped?" "This is Berm, not Toey." "Forget that prick." "The asshole is long gone!" "Berm, you love me don't you?" "Boys." "It's all going to plan." "Now for the money shot!" "Berm are you drunk yet?" "Not yet baby." "Let's go." "Just the two of us." "Oh yeah, chops on, chops on, chops on!" "No!" "Don't mess up the plan." "What plan?" "We've hit a home run you dick!" "Lets go then!" "Let's go, May!" "Hi!" "Are you waiting for someone?" "Can I go with you?" "Get away from me." "Piss off." "May..." "C'mon May..." "How we gonna get home?" "Leave me alone..." "You're all the same." "Get away!" "What the hell?" "She was fine a minute ago." "Now she's drunk, and we're screwed!" "He shouldn't have done that to you." "That's bad!" "All guys are the same." "Not all." "There are many good guys." "Let me drop you off." "It's very late." "Dickhead." "Where do you get off driving so slow?" "See!" "You're a good for nothing lay about!" "You dumb-ass!" "You can't drive, you can't screw chicks..." "Why don't you drive then." "Shit!" "I would if I had arms and legs you git!" "Don't be so serious!" "Let me cheer you up, I'm a nice guy!" "What's your name?" "Toey." "Toey!" "You went out with May didn't you?" "Yeah." "You know her too?" "What a coincidence." "Meeting two friends." "So you want to go out with a nice guy like me then?" "Lets go back to my place!" "May, sit down." "She's out like a light!" "Never mind, just go for it!" "Don't matter that she's asleep." "Where do we start?" "Lets go!" "May, are you OK?" "Sit down." "No!" "I'll keep walking. 1... 2... 3... kilometer." "Berm!" "Berm!" "Berm!" "Berm!" "Hey Berm!" "I'm scared." "Yeah, never thought this day would come." "Our first time!" "UNBELIEVABLE!" "We finally have a girlfriend." "Because I planned it to a "T"." "It's time to tell the truth now." "You want to go out?" "My god!" "I almost pissed myself!" "May's a little strange." "She's sexy but sometimes wholesome!" "Will she be like this forever?" "Maybe she'll use me like a toy then throw me out!" "Wow!" "Check it out." "Where, give me a look." "Zoom in, zoom in!" "Left, left, to the left." "There, there." "Yeah, check this..." "Whoa!" "That's the bitch!" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Look at her." "That's our sex kitten!" "She looks different with make up on!" "That's Berm." "What a dirty scumbag!" "Brings his new chick to meet his old squeeze!" "What's up?" "May and I are an item now." "When did this happen?" "Last night." "Don't kick me." "Good!" "Wait!" "Talk to me." "Can't!" "Gotta date!" "Boy friend?" "Who?" "When did you meet?" "Last night." "Who is he?" "Hi there!" "Toey." "How are you?" "I'm fine." "Oh, yeah, this long haired git as well!" "Tonight's gonna be great!" "Is this May's first "boyf"?" "Son of a bitch!" "Should've been me, you jerk off!" "Berm, look!" "He's gonna do Ning." "I can't take it!" "Hit him... kick him in the nuts." "See you guys later!" "Hey, where do you think you're going?" "Come back you thieving prick!" "We're still friends, right!" "Shit, that's it!" "That's it!" "Is something wrong?" "I'm fine!" "Are you OK?" "Boy, good shit, horny stuff!" "Just wait here!" "...she says to that long haired git..." "Who will it be?" "Me or her, me or her?" "Oh shit!" "What's that?" "Give it to me." "Give it now!" "You want trouble?" "Anymore?" "Ord!" "Ord" "Hey!" "No!" "You're a pack of assholes." "Berm's like that because of you." "Berm's all screwed up cos of you idiots!" "Berm's a good boy, Berm's a goodie two shoes..." "All the girls he's screwed, the chicks he's bonked." "He did that all himself, you know!" "Ask him if you don't believe me." "Go on." "Go ask him yourself." "Go!" "Hey!" "Don't think you can do anything to me, bitch!" ""Berm and Ning" " Master"" "For a loyal client like you, my latest movie!" "You're the first one to see it." "Check this scene." "In some dumb-ass' apartment." "Good sex action." "It's great, isn't it?" "Yeah..." "Bloody great!" "Hey, Joy!" "Look at that guy." "All the girls say he's awesome!" "And what's he like?" "Nah!" "He's like a baby from kindergarten." "Berm!" "I think she's gone with the dog already." "Berm, where you going?" "What are you doing with this guy?" "He's only gonna hurt you!" "That's my business." "Hmm, something's up." "Shit, she knows about the video!" "I didn't have anything to do with the video." "I didn't mean to get involved, please believe me!" "Don't touch me." "You're so lucky to be my friend." "But we've been friends for a long time, haven't we?" "You're talking shit you moron!" "You're in trouble this time." "You've blown it this time!" "That's a tight shot." "Yeah, people like close ups." "Hey, Berm!" "What's wrong?" "What's up?" "You can tell us." "Ning's taken up with Toey." "What should I do?" "Hang onto your chick then!" "Why worry?" "She's taken up with a dog." "May is all yours isn't she?" "Can't get enough?" "Shit!" "Go make up with her." "She won't listen to me." "Take it easy." "Hey!" "Stop this shit." "I'm getting misty!" "C'mon lets go shoot part two together." "I know... you think I'm an idiot." "Whatever you want to shoot, it's OK with me." "Why?" "Because you're my friends." "You're the only friends who listen to me." "Hey, Berm!" "Where you going?" "Berm!" "Ord, you call him back." "Give it up." "I've had enough!" "Where you going?" "Ord!" "Oan!" "Where you going?" "Hey!" "Hey, Berm!" "Hey!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too." "Never mind." "It's too late." "But we can fix it." "What for?" "He's our friend." "Let's go." "You go." "Don't you feel guilty?" "Come on." "Anyone home?" "Are you OK?" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Is he dead?" "How am I gonna find the tape?" "Take it easy." "He's unconscious but not his dick." "Leave it to me!" "Excuse me." "Where's our tape?" "Shit!" "Ja Dam's got it." "What are we gonna do now?" "What the hell?" "Hi sex fans!" "Welcome to part 2." "I'm your student stud, and I'll be taking you on a tour of the Love Hotel!" "There's bound to be something special inside." "Lets go inside together." "Now the situation is quiet." "We'll start from the first room." "I guarantee you'll see something wonderful." "That's Ja Dam right?" "Looks like Ja Dam from here." "The other guy looks a little like Long." "Shit!" "That is Long!" "What the hell is he doing in there?" "I caught you red-handed in the hotel." "You still deny it?" "It was you wasn't it?" "He's stuffed!" "What do we do?" "This is your handy work, isn't it?" "Its about time someone teaches you a lesson." "Better still, I'll teach you!" "Prepare to for heaven, ass-wipe!" "He's a goner!" "Here, this is heaven." "But it gets better, look!" "Shit!" "What's that spinning thing?" "Honey, don't hurt him." "I feel sorry for him." "Use a bit of this to help!" "This will lube things up." "Ooh, he's a virgin!" "Ready set GO!" "Yeah, here we go, you ready?" "Take it all you little rump ranger!" "Hey, we've gotta help him." "What can we do?" "Let's just get over there!" "Thought you were doing homework?" "So why are you standing there?" "Mom, just leave me alone will you!" "How dare you talk like that?" "Did you ever think to apologize to me?" "If we can't understand each..." "Mom..." "I want someone to understand me." "No one." "No one but my own dick." "What's up son?" "Dad, what should I do?" "It's getting worse and worse." "I think it's time to open our hearts." "Go apologize to your mother." "We'll see you later." "You can talk with me openly." "Mom too, we can all talk openly." "Otherwise, we'll keep hurting each other." "Mom, I'm sorry." "You shot it yourself!" "So you can fix it with yourself!" "What a beautiful morning!" "Let's exercise." "Up and Down." "Hey!" "What's up?" "May's waiting." "What's wrong?" "What are you worried about?" "Nothing." "You've got a warm family, hot girlfriend." "What else do you want?" "A girlfriend I don't love." "Hey, don't get too serious!" "Hey stop." "Let me be for once!" "I've made up my mind." "I'm telling May everything!" "Wow, yeah!" "Not bad!" "We'll get to roger Ning as well then!" "Berm," "...what's wrong." "Something on your mind?" "Well..." "Are you worried about Ning?" "Don't worry." "It's normal." "If you can be friends then good." "If not, forget her." "No!" "It's about us." "I know what you're gonna say." "You love her that much, go to her." "I've had enough." "Go wherever you want!" "Go!" "What about that night?" "That night?" "Yeah!" "I remember!" "I remember!" "Oh, Oh..." "That damned doll!" "Shit." "Why am I shaking and shivering like this?" "What?" "Nothing happened that night." "Oh!" "Shit!" "I knew it." "Don't worry." "There's nothing between us." "Bye!" "Berm!" "Damned Berm!" "Nothing between us." "So she leaves that easily?" "May doesn't love me any more." "You idiot!" "She loves you very much." "Otherwise, she wouldn't have told you about it." "There's all kinds of love." "You wouldn't understand." "Anyway, forget about it!" "Let's go do the business before we miss out again." "Berm, Focus will ya." "This could be our last chance!" "Go for it, buddy!" "Ning, I like you." "I love you." "I love you, you understand?" "Go away!" "Hey, Ning." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "What?" "Failure." "Last chance gone begging!" "What the hell happened?" "Don't waste your time with him." "Be with me!" "Never mind." "But I'm nice." "Be my friend, please." "You're too much." "Did you deceive May like this?" "I didn't deceive her." "Bullshit!" "You want me to kick you?" "You..." "No!" "I got her easily so I left her easily too." "What will you do next?" "A clever dick like me has nothing to do!" "Can you believe it?" "An unemployed dick!" "Damn Berm!" "Stupid Berm!" "Shit!" "Why did you do this to me?" "You... you'll die..." "I'll kill you, you're gonna die..." "I love you!" "Berm!" "Hey!" "Take it easy." "There're plenty of fish in the ocean!" "No!" "No!" "That's enough." "So, let me ask you." "How do you feel about Ning?" "From deep down in your heart." "I feel warm and good." "So let's go have some fun with her." "Ha ha ha" "No!" "Not like that." "Really?" "You've become a real man." "You normally..." "Ning is my only friend." "Don't you understand?" "Yeah!" "I understand that your just depressed right now." "You're just a dick." "You have no heart." "Damn dick!" "Stupid dick, useless dick, heartless prick!" "Yeah!" "I have no heart." "I'm just a part of your body." "I'm now no use to you, right?" "You forget me because of girl." "What's wrong?" "I think the life's being sucked outta me." "Stop kidding around." "I didn't mean it." "You love Ning so much that I can't stay with you." "I have no heart." "I'm just a dick thinking about sex only." "Come on." "No!" "Now you know what love is." "I'm no longer useful for you." "We have little time to talk." "Hey!" "Dick!" "What's wrong?" "I must go." "Promise me." "Where you are you going?" "Promise me, please." "Promise what?" "Let me have fun with little Ning please." "Where will you go?" "Stay with me." "I'm with you forever but you may not hear me." "Goodbye, goodbye, friend!" "Hey, dick!" "Dick!" "But whenever you become obsessed with sex, I'll come back." "Dick!" "Hey!" "Talk... talk... talk." "You were born to talk, weren't you?" "Hey!" "Look at that sexy girl with short skirt." "Seven hot chicks are coming." "Oh!" "So sexy." "Hey!" "Uni slut is there." "Look she's hotter than May." "Look!" "Dick..." "look!" "A naked chick spread eagled!" "Dick." "Dick." "Dick." "Dick." "Even you desert me." "Good bye friend." "Good bye friend." "Don't forget your promise." "You're home early today." "Hi mom and dad." "Son." "Your mom and I have been talking." "We think you're old enough to make your own decisions." "Thanks Dad." "Wait!" "I trust you always." "Thanks Mom." "Ning..." "I'm sorry." "Come here." "Lay down." "Why are you doing this?" "Just want you to know..." "I like you." "If that thing's important to you, I'll do it for you." "Can we be friends like before?" "Sure!" "What?" "Study." "We must sit the exam tomorrow." "Quick!" "See?" "Don't be hard on him." "We must trust him." "Hey!" "You had your chance and didn't take it." "You're hopeless." "I've tried everything, ...faking hard-ons, faking soft-ons even pretending to die." "All for nothing!" "Don't smile." "I've given up on you now!" "What's up?" "Nothing!" "Nothing?" "What now?" "Shit!" "Next life maybe!" "Ooh..." "Berm... ummm..." "I like this feeling... ummm." "Feel good... feel good..." "Boy, try it just once!" "Yeah!" "Right!" "Next... next." "Yeah!" "Too quick!" "OK." "For our first time, I'll wait." "Understand?" "I WILL WAIT!"