"Suddenly, out of a clear November sky  a dark and menacing cloud appears." "Any sign of him?" "From the west, streaks the courageous Yankee Doodle Pigeon  on another dangerous mission." "There he is!" "I see the little goody-good do-gooder!" "Men of the Vulture Squadron, stop that pigeon!" "Get ready for Operation Haymaker, men." "Boy, that'll... the pigeon." "Operation Haymaker?" "Not for me." "Get back in the plane, Zilly." "I don't allow any scaredy-cats in my squadron." "I know." "That's why I'm leaving." "Muttley, fetch." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I think I'll stay after all." "I'm ready, sir." "Activate your haymakers." "Come out fighting at the sound of the bell." "You missed, you numskulls!" "Don't let him get away!" "After him, men!" "After him!" "We'll... this time." "He said, "We'll get the pigeon this time."" "Here he comes." "Let him have it." "Hello?" "Oh, hello, general." "Yes, sir, looks like we lost the first round but the fight's not over yet." "Muttley, stop snickering and get me out of this mess or I'll put you in the doghouse for 30 days." "Zilly!" "Klunk!" "Do something!" "Don't worry, chief, we'Il:" "Operation Ping-Pong Net." "Operation Ping-Pong Net?" "Oh, no." "You numskulls." "Remind me to take away your stripes for this." "Whoa, cow, whoa!" "And that's an order!" "Hey, what's the idea of stealing my cow?" "I'm getting seasick." "Come back here, you cow snatcher." "Now I'm getting airsick." "Good morning, ma'am." "It's you." "My prince charming." "All my life I have waited for you." "You have come to sweep Hilda off her feet, ja?" "No." "Hey, where did you go?" "Come out, come out, wherever you are." "How do you stop one of these homogenized runaways?" "Fasten your seat belts, we're making a crash landing." "We've got to get out of this rhubarb patch and back into the air." "Hey." "Look at the..." "Zilly." "Come back, you bashful little bunny." "Hilda bake you a nice rutabaga pie." "And if you like, I'll make a smorgasbord soufflé too." "Zilly, quit playing games and get in this bucket where you belong." "Gladly, if you'll call off this over-amorous Amazon." "Hello?" "Oh, yes, sir." "We're in the well again." "It's the... pigeon." "I know it's the pigeon." "Now, just figure a way to get us up in the air so we can stop him." "That's easy, chief." "I'll just... that cart and... it to the old barn doors and... that old engine and... build our own plane." "Well:" "And get going!" "Come to Hilda." "We make beautiful music together." "No, thanks." "I'd rather face the music with the Vulture Squadron." "See, you like Hilda so much, you can't stay away." "I hope this works." "I don't feel well." "Measles?" "Why, jumping jiminy." "Goodbye, prince charming." "It worked." "Let's get this barnyard bomber in the air." "We've got a pigeon to catch." "What about..." "Zilly?" "We're going to have to write Zilly off as a casualty of love." "Let's go!" "Hey, fellers, wait for me." "Muttley, do something." "I'll give you my medal if you save me." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Hey, Muttley, aren't you forgetting something?" "Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Thanks, Muttley." "Doesn't this chicken coop ever get in the air?" "We're in the... air now, D.D." "Oh, I'm sorry I came back." "Stop that pigeon!" "Oh, no." "Not that sweetheart of the turnip patch again." "Wait for me, ducky-poo." "Who, me?" "No, not you." "The skinny one with the handlebar mustache." "She means you, chief." "Full speed ahead!" "And stop the... pigeon." "Forget the pigeon!" "Let's get out of here!" "Wait, fellers!" "Wait for me!" "See this ball, Arnold?" "Fetch." "Isn't he smart, Muttley?" "Does whatever I say." "Drop the ball, Arnold." "Who ever heard of an ice-cream sundae with dill pickles on it?" "I like my sundaes topped with pineapple." "No, no, crushed pineapple." "That's mushed." "Well, Muttley, what do you think of our new mascot?" "Dummy." "He was on the dean's list at obedience school." "Watch this." "Heel." "Muttley, I want you to clean up every last piece of paper in this area." "And don't fall asleep on the job." "Paper." "The great actor John Bottomore  will appear tonight at the Bijou." "The great actor Muttley will appear tonight at the Bijou." "Help!" "Somebody save me from the clutches of the evil Simon Dastardly." "Unhand that girl." "You want me to unhand this little gal who won't pay the mortgage?" "Well, if you insist." " En garde." " Why, I'll whittle you down to a miniature poodle." "En garde, yourself." "You can't escape Simon Dastardly." "Open this door." "Drat." "Lemon." "I hate lemon pies." "My hero." "Open up, Muttley." "I have a surprise for you." "Oh, dear, my makeup must be ruined." "Dick Dastardly." "And whipped cream is so fattening too." "My hero." "You may kiss me." "Muttley, wake up!" "I'm taking your medal away for sleeping on the job." "How do you like that?" "Drat." "Lemon." "I hate lemon pies." "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "As Yankee Doodle Pigeon flies bravely across open water  carrying top-secret messages to ships at sea  the Vulture Squadron searches in vain for its elusive quarry." "Keep a sharp lookout, men." "We'll attack him on sight." "Right, chief." "Attack?" "Oh, dear." "Oh, my." "Zilly, you're not looking." "I'm looking, I'm looking." "Drat and double drat on these coin-operated binoculars." "Let me have another dime." " Cheapskate." " What did you say?" "Hello?" "It's for you." "Hello?" "Oh, hello, general." "No." "We haven't seen hide nor feather of him all day." "I guess we made a chicken out of that pigeon." "What?" "You mean, we're looking in the wrong place?" "How's that?" "You're transferring the squadron to sea duty aboard the Flatdeck ferryboat?" "You've got to be kidding, sir." "He's not kidding." "That sneaky pigeon's been carrying messages to ships." "Follow me, men!" "We're going to sea!" "I don't know how to swim." "I'm more afraid of wet water than I am of dry air." "I'm going back." "Muttley, fetch." "Oh, my." "Oh, dear." "Scaredy-cat Zilly." "There he is." "Grab him, Klunk." "Right, chief." "I'll... pull the string." "Watch it, Klunk." "Watch it." "Oh, no." "Veer off, you clumsy sky-lubbers." "You'll wreck my..." "Ship." "You can't make me walk the plank, you dumbhead." "I've got orders to be aboard this ship." "I give the orders around here." "Thanks, men." "Oh, yes, general." "Yes, I'm aboard the ship." "Almost." "Well, of course we'll stop the pigeon, sir." "If you'll just tell the skipper of this scurvy scow to cooperate." "Scurvy scow?" "It's for you, Captain Bligh." "Do I have to let these gooney birds operate from my ship, general?" "I have to." "Okay, now, Klunk, before we take off explain this invention to us." "Right, chief." "Well, I:" "He said he invented this plane in honor of the navy." "Okay, you got me up here to demonstrate Operation Home Run." "So show me." "And what am I supposed to do with this dumb catcher's mitt?" "Play like this is the pigeon, chief, and:" " What?" " When Klunk makes the demonstration you catch the pigeon with it." " Ready, Muttley?" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "If this dumb invention works remind me not to court-martial you." "It's the pigeon, men!" "Play ball!" "Batter up." "What's the matter, Muttley?" "Got a hole in your bat?" "Clown." "Veer off!" "Veer off!" "Veer off, Mustardly!" "That's an order!" "Muttley!" "Drat and double drat." "Out!" "Out!" "I'm not gonna let you make a wreck out of my lifeboat like you did my ship." "Out!" "Out!" "Oh, yeah?" "You wait until headquarters hears about this." "Hello?" "General?" "No." "We haven't stopped the pigeon, general." "But we will." "If you'll just tell this stubborn skipper of this scow who's giving the orders around here." "That'll be the day, when I take orders from a third-rate flyboy like you." "Oh, no, sir." "I didn't mean you, general." "But, but, but..." "Yes, sir." "You win, Mustardly." "Here's your phone." "If there's one thing I hate, it's a sore loser." "We're gaining on him now, men." "Man the oars." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Get him, Muttley." "I knew it." "I knew those goofy birds would goof again." "Zilly, you... chicken." "Come here." " Gimme, gimme, gimme." " Oh, all right." "Since you have me over a barrel, here's a medal for you." "A blackmailer right in my own squadron." "Drat and double drat." "Our landing strip is going down as fast as we are." "Whose side are you on anyhow, Mustardly?" "Now, now, don't lose your temper." "It was only a ship." "I'm gonna shiver your timbers from stem to stern, you..." "You gooney bird." "Help!" "I'll call the general!" "I'Il..." "Muttley, do something!" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"