"{\move(10,10,190,230,100,400)\fad(0,1000)\fscx25\fscy25\t(0,6000,\fscx125\fscy125)\cH000000\3cH00FFFF}anoXmous" "Proctor, you've been singing Christmas songs for the entire five hours of this stakeout." "Christmas is a good four months away." "If you sing so much as one more note I will shoot you." "Go ahead make my Christmas." "Sir, can we call it a day?" "I've got a very good tip that the Wilson Heights Gang is gonna rob the jewelry store across the street." "I thought we might wait at least until they showed up before we call it a day." " Is that okay with you?" " Yes, sir." "I usually read the funnies to my niece on Sunday." "HARRIS:" "Don't you understand?" "It took me a year to get transferred away from Lassard and his band of misfits." "Now that I've got my own precinct, I'm not gonna let anyone screw with me." "It's my precinct." "I make the rules." "No one takes so much as a leak without my say-so." " I have a sixth sense." "PROCTOR:" "Sir..." "[MAN singing "TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS"]" " Let me finish." "I have a sixth..." " But, sir!" "Would you let me finish?" "I have a sixth sense when it comes to crime..." " But, sir!" " Stop interrupting me!" "I have got a sixth sense when it comes to crime." "My instincts tell me this crime wave is about to come to an abrupt end." "Hey, you!" "Hold it!" " Hold it!" " Freeze!" "Captain Harris!" "What are you doing here?" "Well, we're on a stakeout." "What's all this about?" "The Wilson Heights Gang struck again." " Where?" " There, sir." "Right behind you." "When did you get here, sir?" " Well, we..." " We've been here five hours." " Shut up, Proctor." " You were here during the robbery?" " Of course not." " Yes, we were, sir." " They came a few minutes ago." " Shut up." " I tried to tell you." " Shut up." " Don't you remember?" "Inside the car." " Shut up." "Shut up." "Shut up!" "Oh, gentlemen you promised me you would have this gang in custody two weeks ago!" "Instead, they're making us look like a bunch of..." "Uh...." "Oh, the ones that are very funny." "The kings have them." "Bring me my f..." "Fools!" " Making us look like fools!" " Mr. Mayor, I..." " I can assure you..." " Save it." "People are afraid." "They're taking their business elsewhere." "The merchants are all over me." "Some very important..." "The ones that..." "Feathers are being ruffled here." "And now the governor is involved!" "He wants this crime wave stopped immediately." "And he is sending in a special team to see that the crime wave is stopped." "Mr. Mayor, Your Honor..." "I think what Captain Harris is trying to say is his department will appreciate..." " ...all the help it can get." " Yes." "Good." "Thank you." "But due to the possibility of a leak in Captain Harris' department the governor chose a team outside the precinct." "He feels sure that they will bring these scoundrels to the..." "You know, to the court thing." "Justice!" "Bring them to justice." "Oh, excuse me." "Hello." "Yeah." "Oh, send him in, yes." "Thank you, Midge." "Captain Harris, Commissioner Hurst I'm sure you know Commandant Lassard." "Thank you, Midge." "You..." "Let me make sure I understand this." "You are going to be working with me." "Side by side." "I feel just the same." "We're very happy to have you with us, Commandant Lassard." "I am sure, sure that you will help us tree these swine." "Your Honor, I have just the men for the job." "Oh!" "Now, who wants to go one-on-one?" "No." "Heads up, people!" "It's Brad." "He's such a child." " Hello." " Nice seeing you again." " You look lovely." " Thank you." " Do call sometime, we'll have lunch." " I will." " Hello, dear." " Hello." " Hi, Mrs. Stanwyck." " Hi, Jonesy." "Did you ever see such a bunch of stiffs?" "Elaine, exceptional event." "Watch this." "What on earth is he doing?" "Thanks, pal." "That should get me through the next hour." "Excuse me." " What do you think you're doing?" " I'm a police officer." "It's my duty..." " Do you have any idea who I am?" " No, but I wanted to..." "I'm Wendell P. Farnsworth." "My brother-in-law's a councilman, I'm a personal friend of the watch commander." "So I suggest we forget all about this little misunderstanding." " Got me?" " But you were parked in a red zone." " I have to give you a ticket..." " Let me make it clear to you, girl." "Now, get out of here before I have you busted down to crossing guard." " All right." " You told her." "You got to know how to handle peons, you know what I mean?" "What now?" " What's this?" " Citations for parking in a red zone more than 18 inches from the curb, blocking a fire hydrant expired registration, no front plate, littering, attempt to extort an officer and willfully destroying a court summons." "Oh, no!" "My car!" "You can pick it up at the police impound after you pay for your citations, boy!" " Morning, son." " Morning, Dad." "Possible 211 in progress in the living room." " Shall we call for backup?" " No." "We can handle it." " Grandpa." " Dad." "All I took is a lousy sandwich." "LASSARD:" "Good morning and welcome to the Wilson Heights Division." "Now, let's get to work." "This gang has been one step ahead of us." "Now, the governor feels that someone in this department may be leaking." "To guard against that possibility only the people in this room will know our plans." "Now, these boards carry the only information we have about these robberies." "We..." "Captain Harris?" "Commandant." "Thank you, Commandant Lassard." "Though we have dozens of eyewitnesses no one has been able to identify any of these men from our mug books." "We can only assume therefore they have no police records." "Three sets of unidentified fingerprints have been found at each crime scene." "But running them through our records has also drawn us a blank." "Whoever these perpetrators are, they're pros." "But they have made one fatal mistake." "They chose my precinct." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "All right!" "Ten-hut!" " Be seated." " I've been briefing the men, sir." " Thank you, Captain Harris." "Now, in the..." " Sir, are you okay?" " Get away!" "HURST:" "In the absence of identifiable fingerprints and photographs we're gonna have to rely on good old-fashioned police work." "Commandant, I thought you said you had a seven-man team." "I do, commissioner." " Morning." " Ow!" " Hi, there." " Morning." " Hello." " Hey." "Nice day." " Morning." " Hi." "It's good to be back." "Gentlemen, you all know Sergeant Fackler." " Commissioner Hurst." " Hello there, sergeant." "Now that our team is complete I know we shall soon triumph over our enemies." "Hi." "Laverne." "Hightower." " Hi, I'm Nick." "FACKLER:" "Hello." "How do you...?" "Whoops!" "Fackler, get a mop!" "A mop." "Evacuate!" "Evacuate this room now!" "This is not a good combination." "Fire in the hole." "Come on, come on." "Let's go." "Hurry up." "Where you from originally?" "Hm-mm." "You the president?" " You got the key for this?" " No." "Okay." "He lifted you out of your chair?" "And across my desk, and he carried me into the vault." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "He got away with approximately $190,000." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Well, suggestions?" "I suggest we canvass..." "Canvass the entire area with our modified police-artist sketches." "Who knows, we might get lucky." " The word..." " Word on the street might help." "Listen to the stoolies, maybe put a few men undercover." "Well, Commandant Lassard?" "The word on the street might give us a clue." "I think I just said that." "At his age, the memory comes and goes." "Whoops!" "Hey, Debbie, take a look at this." "Thank you, Douglas." "Well, at least they didn't get all the money, huh?" "They were too smart to take this." "It's an exploding dye pack." "It's activated when you take it out of the bank." "If you remember anything else at all, call Captain Harris." " Sir..." " What are you doing there, sergeant?" "Sir, I found money the gang dropped." " Thought I'd take it to the commissioner." " That's all right, I'll take it." " I think a job..." " That will be all." "Alrighty." " Proctor." " Yes, sir." "Keep an eye on these people." "Commissioner." " Yes, Captain Harris." " It wasn't important." "Nick." "Thanks, Clarke." "I think we got something here." "Go ahead." " The big guy..." "Hang on, captain!" "Was breaking open the safety-deposit boxes." "The man with the guns told him not to, and then they argued." "Tell him what the guy said." "The big guy said, "Why not?"" "The guy with the gun said, "Because that's not what we're being paid for."" "They're just hired help." "There must be somebody planning the robberies." "Somebody behind the scenes." "A mastermind." " Ace." " Yeah." "Who do you think the boss really is?" "I don't know, but whoever he is..." " ...he's certainly well-connected." " Yeah." "We know what the cops will do before they do." " Ain't it something?" " Hey." "Check out Ox." "Ox, five minutes, your time's up." "You win the bet." "You gotta pay him." "I told you." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "I am pleased to say my plan is proceeding perfectly." "Together, we have brought forth a wave of crime such as this city has never known." "Every mind is filled with dread." "Every fear bears our name." "Only a few more robberies and all will be ripe for Operation Chaos." "There will be panic, anarchy, destruction." "We shall bring this city to its knees." "Very funny." "But we've talked about this before, haven't we?" "Oh, yes." "Bring them up here." "Come on." "You can have them back at the end of the crime wave." "With all due respect, Your Reverence Lassard's people are incompetent fools who are going to screw up this whole investigation." "I certainly appreciate your difficulty, captain." "I mean, after all, I want these swine captured every bit as much as you do." "What can I do?" "My hands are..." "The thing..." "Oh!" " With the ropes." " Tied." "When I want your help, Captain Harris, you may rest assured, I will ask for it." "After all, this is the governor's show, isn't it?" "I mean, my hands are tied." "However if you should find any evidence proving that Lassard and his men are hurting the investigation in any way..." "Choo-choo-choo-choo, woo-woo." "...I would have no choice but to go right to the governor and have them removed from the case." "I wish you could run for a third term, Your Honor." " I would love to vote for you again." " Ow." " Me too." " Thank you for that vote of confidence." "Now, I'm very busy this afternoon." "So if you don't mind have a nice..." " ...thingy." " And you too, Your Honor." "Don't you touch another thing." "Before we leave please allow me the privilege to congratulate you on your fabulous collection of model ships." "Ah." "Thank you." "Built them all myself." "Of course, it's a labor of love." "Now, take that one you're holding now in your hands." "I've spent a year on that little baby." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh, no!" "I can fix it." " Oh." " I've got the whole weekend." "I'm very good with wood." "It's okay." "Trust me." "Oh!" "Commissioner Hurst is right." "We must start with basic police investigation." "We shall circulate these sketches by our very, very talented police artist." "We shall come up with many, many leads." "Sorry I'm late." "Did I miss anything?" " Yes, Nick." " Sir, we got a tip that an office at the Union Towers is being used by the mob." "I think sending two undercover officers to this location may give us the break that'll crack this case wide open." " Sergeant Jones and myself..." " I'll handle this assignment, sergeant." "I don't think an assignment like this is appropriate for a man of your..." "Nonsense, sergeant." "I was handling undercover cases when you were still trick-or-treating." "We'll have Captain Harris and Lieutenant Proctor take the undercover assignment at the Union Towers building." " Undercover work is sure exciting." " Shut up, Proctor." "Proctor, we're supposed to be undercover." "I know, I was trying to throw them off guard." " Just wash the windows." " Sir." "Thank you, sir." "I think we need to talk about what The Gang is gonna do next." "Yeah." "This next job is gonna be the crucial one." "It's gonna be..." "What are you doing?" "Sir, if you don't squeegee these windows properly, it leaves streaks." " Squeegee over there." " Oh." "Thank you, sergeant." "This used to be my boys' club." "Come on." "It really has changed." "Pardon the intrusion but I have these police sketches I'd appreciate you looking at." "Well, certainly, officer." "But first, why don't we shoot a couple of friendly games while we talk, huh?" "Splendid." "This always was a friendly neighborhood." " Come here, son." " I'll..." "Watch this. I'm gonna hustle this old fart for everything he owns." "Do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" " Let's shoot first." " Okay." "Hold this." "Hold this." "Hold this." " I'm not good with sports, you know." " Hey, sarge." "This is..." "I'll try." " I'll go first." " Yeah, yeah." "That's okay if you guys are tired, I'll shoot again." "This is nice." "Jeez." "That'll do it." "What would you like to know?" "You know what I'm saying, B" "OG" "Screaming almost damaged my ears The people running in fear" "The hour to devour is near Pandemonium, chaos, total destruction" "Tragedy portrays an eerie seduction" "Gunshots, fistfights, even knives" "People getting hurt Others losing their lives" "No doubt about it And you can't deny it" "What started as a quarrel Turned into a riot" "Bodies laid out all over the ground" "Blood spattered everywhere" "People getting beat down Inner city juvie going out with a bang" "Hi, we're..." "Could you tell us...?" "Your beat kept me moving From right to left" "Your rap is, how you say, real def" "But we need some help And some information" "About the gangs In the Wilson Heights situation" " What do you know?" " She's a rapper and a cop" "Man, everybody's rapping Where will it stop" "People give rap a whole lot of beef" "But now old folks are rapping Without no teeth" "We're rapping about gangs That go around banging" "Robbing, stealing, shooting Hanging on corners, polluting the nature" "So give me your number In case we get some information" " Word" " We believe you guys" "We won't dispute you But if you're lying to us" "We'll come back and shoot you Word" "These guys are gonna be big." "Yeah." "So where's The Gang living these days?" "Captain Harris?" "Shit." "Ah!" "Oh, God!" "I'll feed the poor!" "Oh, please, help me!" " Oh, please, help me!" "Mother!" " Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay, you can do it!" "Thank you, Proctor!" "I'll never forget..." "Don't worry about the pants!" "Save yourself, sir!" "God, please don't let me die." "I'm so young." "Please...." "" "God, I'll help the homeless!" " I'll feed the poor." "Oh, I'll be so good." "I mean it." "I really, really mean it!" "Thank you for your contribution, Captain Harris." "Please, don't let me die!" "I'm..." "Well, it would seem that all our old-fashioned police work has netted us zip." "We don't know who these men are." "We don't know where they're going to strike next." " Yes, sergeant." " Well, maybe we do, sir." "Maybe they'll strike exactly where we want them to." "Right." "A trap is only as good as the bait you use." "Red Leader to perimeter." "Report." "Checkpoint One." "Nothing here." "Well, hello there, little fellow." "Bet I got something for you." "All right." "Here we go." "Look at this." "See, I'm gonna get you some good milk." "Here." "There you go." "Let's just keep this between me and you." "Okay?" " Checkpoint Two?" " Checkpoint Two." "Negative." "Airport." "I'm in a hurry." "Take the bus." "I don't wanna take the bus." "I wanna take your cab." "Now, step on it." "You'll take the bus and like it." "Now, mister!" "He took me to dinner, then to his place." "And we've been there all of two minutes when he says:" ""Oh, baby, you're so fine." "How about some wine?"" " Checkpoint Five." "Are you there?" " Can you believe...?" "Just a minute, Di." "Checkpoint Five." "All quiet here." "So then I look at him, and I say...." "What's happening, Checkpoint Three?" "Checkpoint Three." "Nothing unusual here." "Checkpoint Four, report." "Checkpoint Four." "Yeah, all clear." "Thank you for calling K-D-O-Z." "K-Doz, the station where nothing happens." "Come on, now, chin up." "I'm sure we'll get robbed any minute." "Promises, promises." "Right here, Proctor." "When this trap is sprung right here is where the action will be." "And I will be right in the middle of it." "This is why I insisted that I be given this assignment." "You sure know how to throw your fat around, sir." "That's weight, Proctor." " Weight." " Oh, weight." " What's that?" " I don't know, sir." "They're out there, Proctor. I feel it." "They'll attack this truck, our men will move in and I will personally put an end to the Wilson Heights Gang." "It's quite simple, really." " Do you think we'll get commendations?" " Medals?" "They'll give me the key to the city." "First, I'll address the city on the 6:00 news." ""The city is safe." "It was my privilege to serve you," et cetera." " Sir." " I think maybe a parade is in order." " Sir." " I'll be the grand marshal, of course." "I'll have to face all the talk-show offers." " Sir!" " What is it, Proctor?" "Help!" "Pull me up!" "Help!" "No!" "No!" "Halt!" "Halt!" " Halt!" "Halt!" " Help!" "They can't hear me, sir." "Sir, running really is the best form of aerobic exercise." "Is it bad?" "They knew." "They knew all about it." "Somebody had to tip them off." " But only our team knew about the plan." " No, Uncle Eric the leak is not in the precinct." "It's one of us." "Well, it seemed like a good plan at the time." "Oh, yes, yes." "A fine plan." "We lose a priceless diamond the Wilson Heights Gang pulls the crime of the century and we look like a bunch ofjerks because we practically invited them." "Do us a favor, Sergeant Lassard." "The next time you have a brilliant idea please, keep it to yourself." "Asshole!" "But now, Captain Harris, if you'll take a seat." "Perhaps a different seat." "We've got to stop feeling sorry for ourselves." "Now, so far this gang seems to be confining its robberies to our precinct." " You got something, Nick?" " No, no." "I'm just taking some notes." "Captain Harris, the mayor wants to see you as soon as possible." "The mayor would like to see me." "Well, don't keep him waiting." "If you'll excuse me." "Proctor!" "I want a complete report on this sprinkler system." " Sprinklers?" " Sprinklers." "Good afternoon." "How are you?" "So nice to see you." "Hello." "Hello." "Welcome to America." "A great country." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Seven?" "Harris." "Don't bother to rise." "A whole lot of glue, but not an ounce of love." "Have any progress to report, Captain Harris?" "Well, actually, I'm afraid not, sir." "We're at a bit of a standstill." "We are re-questioning all the witnesses, but that, of course, is basic procedure." "This is not what I want to hear, Captain Harris." "I wanna hear that these crooks have been..." " The thing when you put the cuffs on..." " Caught!" " Caught." "That's exactly right." "Caught." " I'm trying, sir." "I really am." "But it's not easy with Lassard and his men slowing me down." "Yes, that business with the armored car." "That was a mess." "Do you have any other complaints against them at all?" "Not yet, Your Eminence." "But I know Lassard and his nephew are up to something." " And I am going to find out what!" " What?" " That's what I'm going to find out." " All right, let's get cracking!" " Yes, sir!" " Let's get this case moving!" " Yes, sir!" " Go!" "Yes, sir!" "Midge, find out why Harris has got a chair on his ass." "Whoo!" "Come on, Nick, we've been here since noon." " You haven't told us what we're doing." " Look, you guys just have to trust me." " May I help you, sir?" " I got my eye on that necklace there." "It is beautiful." "Shall I show it to you?" "No, thank you." "I'll get it myself." "All right, all right, all right." "Stay calm." "Sorry about the mess." "Okay, now, where do you hide your safe?" " Call me when you're ready." " Back room, behind the painting." "Thank you." "Thank you." "We'll just be a minute." " Excuse me, coming through." " I don't know them." " How'd you know?" " I don't get it yet but for some reason, the robberies follow the old 51 bus route." " Get back here!" " Criminals, ho!" "Oh, crapola." "Let's go, Proctor!" "Freeze!" "Freeze!" "You're under arrest!" "Hands up!" "Harris, you're in the line of fire." "Get out of the way!" "Sure, you'd like that, wouldn't you?" "Well, let me tell you something, Sergeant Lassard." "I happen to be captain of this precinct, and I am perfectly..." "Let's go, Proctor!" "Yeehaw!" " All units, attention." "Robbery in progress." " I hurt my hand." "Let's go!" "Go!" "That was very exciting, wasn't it?" " He shoots." " Air ball." "As I was saying I wanted to praise the cunning and skill you showed in evading almost certain capture." "What happened there?" "That fool Lassard and his team are getting too close." "You want we should take care of them?" "No." "Leave them to me." " Yuck!" " Watch it, it's Fackler." "Watch it!" " Thought we weren't meeting till later." " Hurst called a special meeting." " For what?" " Makes me nervous." "Harris is too happy." "You're probably jumping to conclusions." " I could be wrong." " Officers, be seated." "This is not going to be pleasant, so we'll get right to the point." "From the beginning, we've suspected that there was a leak in this precinct." "This morning, acting on an anonymous tip Captain Harris and I personally searched one of your offices." "I'm afraid we found what we were looking for." "This jewelry has been identified as stolen merchandise from the Wilson Heights Gang's last robbery." "The office belonged to Commandant Eric Lassard." "To tell the truth, we were shocked." "You're shocked?" "We have no choice but to suspend Commandant Lassard and his team from active duty, pending an investigation...." "An investigation." "Yes." "Good day, gentlemen." "Excuse me." "And of course, lady." "Ladies, two of them." "And good day to you, Your Excellency." "You are all dismissed." "We're just gonna sit here and do nothing?" "What can we do?" "We're suspended." "To pursue this case would be disobeying a direct order." " We can lose our jobs." " Wait a minute." "A man's being falsely accused here." "Doesn't that count for anything?" "She's right." "We've got to clear Commandant Lassard." " No one else can." " He's the reason we have these jobs." "He'd do the same for us." "You're right." "Let's go." "So, what are we looking for?" "I don't know, some connection." "Why are these robberies taking place along the old number 51 bus route?" "What's so special about that route?" " Shall I bring it up on the screen?" " Yeah, let's take a look at it." "Oops." "Wrong file." "These are the intercity Railink plans." "They must have moved the old bus routes to a different file." "No, no, no." "Wait a minute." "Maybe this isn't the wrong file." "I'll tell you what, try cross-referencing the old bus route against the proposed Railink system and see what you come up with." "Okay." "It matches perfectly." "Yes, but why is the Wilson Heights Gang robbing stores along the Railink?" "What happens when a section of town becomes a high-crime area?" " The property is devalued." " Right." "Why would somebody want to devalue the property?" " So they can buy it." " Exactly." "The property along the Railink system is very valuable." "Now, whoever owns that property is gonna be very, very rich." "Find out if anyone's buying property along that route." "I'm way ahead of you." "Good evening, gentlemen." "Tonight our devious plan becomes a fearful reality." "All that remains is for me to give my final command." "Begin Operation Chaos." "You boys are awfully quiet tonight." "Oh, well, sir, this is probably going to be our last official meeting with you." "We wanted you to know what a privilege it's been for us to work with a criminal genius such as yourself." "As a matter of fact, we got you a pathetic little something here to express our admiration our respect, sir, and our..." "Just put it in the drawer, boy." "It's Cuban." "I thank you." "I'm touched." "Why, this is the perfect way for me to celebrate this victorious moment." "Funny." "Very funny." "It's no good." "I don't know the code word." " The computer won't let me get the file." " We're so close." "We've gotta do something." "Yes, sir." "Hey, brother, you really are computer friendly." "Okay. "Clayton Plating."" "Ah-ha!" "Radio-controlled detonators." "Dynamite." "Douglas." " Oh, no." " What, another robbery?" "No, it's worse." "They've got the blueprints and the firepower to shut the city down." "Party Guys to Birthday Boy." "The candles are lit." "Make a wish." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Make up your mind." "I'm out of here!" "What are you doing?" "We better check this out." "Ladies and gentlemen, please just calm down." "There's no need to be alarmed." "Just take your seats." "Ladies and gentlemen, the Metropolitan Police Department proudly presents me." "IMlTATING DONALD DUCK:" "Ow!" "Sorry, Donald." "IMlTATING DONALD DUCK:" "Ah, phooey!" " Okay, come on." " There you go." " Hey, here comes a portable." " Yeah, right." "Yeah, give me that one." "Yeah." "Nice night, isn't it, officers?" "IMlTATING WOLFMAN JACK:" "Hey, baby." "Rock 'n' roll is the answer, baby." "Because I know what you need." "Because I'm gonna give you what you need." "Great." "Thank you very much." "Good night." "Come on, Nick, let's go." "Officers need assistance." "The batteries are dead." "You better go on foot." "Now." "Hey, baby." "Why don't you just put that gun away." "Maybe we can have ourselves a little party." "Okay." "Who wants to go first?" "Looks like she doesn't need us." " She's good." " All right." "My...." "What a big gun." "Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy." "Oh, crapola!" "He can be such a baby." "This is Sergeant Lassard, requesting all available units to Galena and Main." "Galena and Main." "Over here." " What's up?" " The Wilson Heights Gang is down there." " What's the situation?" " The gang is getting away." "So, what are we waiting for?" "I'll just get a few things from my cycle." "Tack, you ready?" " I'm ready." " Let's go kick some butt." " Let's check it out." " All right, be careful." "I'm gonna see where this tunnel goes." "Look who's here." "Here one minute, gone the next." "How about you?" "I just thought I'd keep you company." "You into heavy metal?" "Now I'm mad." "Sorry." "You're under arrest!" "Throw down your weapon and come out with your hands up!" "I take that as a "no."" "Ha!" "You're weakening." "I'm stronger." "No, it's your breath." " Knock, knock." " Who's there?" " Boo." " Boo who?" "Quit crying." "This will be over in a moment." " That's it!" " Huh?" "Fighting is one thing, but bad jokes is where I draw the line." "This time it's you and me." "Leave the dog out of it." "Okay, let's see what you got." "All right." "Airline pilot, huh?" "All right, let's finish it." "Damn you!" "What the hell are you made of?" "Target: human." "Mission: destroy." "My God, you're a robot!" ""My God, you're a robot!" "My God, you're a robot!"" " Please, don't kill me!" " "Please, don't kill me!"" ""Please, don't kill me!"" "Rest now, human." "Furlinger Magnum Special." "Hey, you're pretty good." "I'm the best." "Cute." "You know, this has been a lot of fun, but I have to place you under arrest." "You wouldn't shoot an unarmed man, would you?" "Welcome, Sergeant Lassard." " So you know me." " Oh, yes, indeed." "Whatever you're paying your informer, it's not enough." "Your cohorts are causing me very great annoyance." "As we speak, my associates are finishing off your friends." "And now I'm going to finish you." "Poison gas?" "Oh, come on, give me a break." "Yes, melodramatic, I know, but effective." "Goodbye, Sergeant Lassard, and take care." "That's a nasty little cough you have." "That's not gonna do it." "Help!" "Help!" "You okay?" "As you were, sergeant." "Thanks." "Now, where's Mr. Big?" "We better split up." "Oh!" "Man...." "Come on." "You got anything?" "I think we lost him." "I think we found him." "The perpetrator's attempting escape west on Foundry." "Sir, Lieutenant Hightower's chasing the perpetrator our way!" "Well, what are you waiting for?" "Let's get out of here!" "Repeat: west on Foundry Street." "I am pursuing in a commandeered civilian vehicle." "Tack!" "Tack!" "Jones!" "I got him!" "He's in the truck!" "Come on!" "Anybody know how to drive one of these?" "Affirmative, sir!" "We took one on our honeymoon." "Y'all hang tight." "Paddy wagon will be by in a minute." "See y'all later." "Yeehaw!" "Yeehaw!" "I don't see anything, Proctor." "Well, this is Foundry Street." "I heard Hightower on the radio." "You must have been mistaken, because there is nothing going on here." "I do not believe it!" "Shoot." "Don't say it, Proctor!" "Just don't say it." " Told him so." " I heard that!" "I don't care where it's going." "I'm getting on." " What are you doing?" " I'm picking up passengers." "Why?" "Well, I have to, sir." "They're on my route." "Let's go!" "Move it, move it, move it!" "Let's move!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Sit down!" "Let's go!" "You know what you're doing?" "Relax, I do this all the time." "Look out!" "Welcome aboard, cowboy!" " Woo-hoo!" " Whoo!" "He had a lot of trouble with that landing." "I'll give it a nine." "Look out for Gene  Roger's Fruit Stand!" "Get out of here, you maniac!" " Have a nice evening, sir." " Yeah, sure." "You're much better than the regular driver." ""You're much better than the regular driver."" " There go the lights." " All right!" "Let's go!" "What are you doing here?" "Well we chased the mastermind into this office, sir." "Well, he isn't here." "So get out there and find him!" "Yes, sir." "What are you doing here?" "That man is an imposter!" "Me?" "No, he's the imposter!" "Okay, make way!" "Make way here!" "Move it, move it!" "Commissioner Hurst they have violated their suspensions." "I demand they be brought up on charges!" " Oh, Harris, shut up!" " Oh, shut up, Harris!" "Well, one of these guys is the mastermind." "But which one?" "There's only one sure way to find out, and that's the Pinocchio test." "That was it." "Sorry, commissioner." "Whoo!" "Hello, guys and gals!" "Oh, boy. I wish I had a picture of your stupid faces." "Mr. Mayor!" "Hello, Harris, you stupid twit!" "Thank you for all the info when you were trying to catch me." "I found it so useful." "Woo-hoo!" "Harris was the leak?" "I didn't know!" "I mean, he was the mayor." "I mean..." " How was I supposed to know?" " Why?" "For money, sir." "He knew property along the Railink route would be very valuable." "So he had his gang set up a crime wave to devalue the property so he could buy it up, cheap." "With the damage that blackout caused, well, he was gonna own it all." "He'd just sit back, stop the crime wave retire from public service and watch his property skyrocket." "You mean this was all just a real-estate scam?" "A billion-dollar real-estate scam, sir." "Hee!" "Take him away." "Take me away?" "Oh, how rude!" "How rude!" "Whoo!" "Take yourselves away." "Try that!" "As a matter of fact, you're all fired." "Each and every one of you is fired." "Fired!" "And don't you touch my model ships!" "Not one of you!" "Don't touch them!" "The little men are so delicate." "They'll crumble between your big, fat fingers!" "Your big cop fingers!" "Eric, I owe you and the team an apology." "I've been a fool." "Yes." "But that's all right, commissioner." "Consider yourself and your team reinstated." "All right!" "And so it is with great honor that I award these men and women the Distinguished Service Medal for serving this city in its hour of need." "Ladies and gentlemen, our honored police officers." "I think I'll take your seat, lieutenant." "You take mine." "Yes, sir." "Unless there's some problem." "Nope." "No problem." "Oh...." "Proctor." "Oh, Proctor." "Proctor!" "Proctor!"