"What is this?" "Quick!" "Argh!" "Here's how we cook food in Tahiti." "He says the brakes aren't working." "What's happening?" "Where are they off to now?" "They're going to bathe in the waterfall over there." "I think we also need a refreshing bath, so let's follow their example!" "Well, this ends our first day in Tahiti." "I have a feeling that I'll like the South Seas." "Swedish Radio presents" "Villervalle in the South Pacific" "Noah's Ark" "While I was waiting for the fish to bite," "Dad was waiting for the Governor to decide whether we should stay in Tahiti, or travel on to the coral islands of the Tuamotu group." "Argh!" "How scared you were!" "I certainly was not!" "It just tickled a little." " Tickled!" " Yeah." "How long will we stay here in Papeete before the governor decides where to send Dad?" "Now, now, calm down Villervalle, then you'll hear something good." "Luckily it was the Tuamotu Islands, because life there is very primitive and wilder than in Tahiti." "The island we were going to was Kontiki Raroia island, 490 nautical miles east of Tahiti." " Hello!" " Hurry up, the schooner is casting off!" "No, it's not until this evening." "Here in Tahiti, schooners leave when they're fully loaded." "I happened to walk past the Harbour, and I can assure you, that the captain intends to leave straight away." "No, but..." "Mother!" "Help a little bit here now, eh!" "Märta, Lenalisa, Villervalle!" "Well, is that everything, now?" "You haven't forgotten anything?" "Forgotten?" "When you organize everything in a rational and effective way, you forget nothing." "Anyhow, I have a list of all our luggage." " Where is it, then?" "Where do I have it, then?" "No no no." "It belongs to the hotel, the hotel." "Now we'll jump into my car." "No, not our luggage now, but we'll go in this car everyone." "Then it's best that I come along, too." "Everyone ready!" "No, stop!" ""It's important to organize everything in an efficient and rational manner"." "Carburetor?" "Yes, okay." "Hey, the car is actually moving!" "Look, there goes our schooner!" "Hurry now, Grandma!" "What are you waiting for?" "For once, you get to wolf whistle as much as you want." "Go ahead!" "Now they heard me." "Watch out for the pig, Lenalisa!" "It almost seems as if we've landed on Noah's ark." "I hope that the captain can navigate better than old man Noah." " You, there." " Thank you." "You, there." "You, there." "You, there." "You, there." " And there?" " There." "From what I can understand, they're berths already occupied by passengers, who are seasick." "No, Villervalle, come here." "They're certain to be just as tired as we are." "Now, I think we should go to bed." "Yes." "Here one will probably not get anything to eat." " Well, good night then!" " Good night, Dad." "Good night!" "What's that strange smell?" "Rotten copra." "It always smells of rotten copra on any South Sea boats." "And then there are cockroaches." "Right." "I've already killed 23." "No, 24 of them." "If they just stayed away from my face, I wouldn't say anything." "Isn't that what I've always said, that girls don't have any inventiveness." "You stick out your snorkel through the vent, then you won't have the smell of copra either." "It's the brightest thing you've said for several days, Villervalle." "Now then." "Come on." "Don't you remember that I warned you about all the hardships before we left home." "Don't be silly now." "Show that you're a worthy successor to Sven Hedin." "Well, Villervalle." "It's a shame the others, can't be part of this wonderment." "Yes, they're just too tired for us to dare to wake them." "We have to take into account the weaker sex." "Yes, certainly." "Hey Dad, how disappointed they'll be tomorrow." "Well, isn't it those worthy successors to Sven Hedin?" " Hey!" " Hi!" "Where on earth is the fishing line?" "Hook number 5." "They're on board!" " Who are?" " Atomic spies." "Sjussov you mean." "Come on, try something new, eh." "By the way, it's with those so-called atomic spies that we're playing football." "Where are you going to set up the goal?" "A stowaway." "No, no, no, no." "Me, Mr. Moule, no stowaway..." "Speak very little English." "What's he doing in the ship's boat, if he's not a stowaway?" "The ship's boat is the best place on this ship." "What?" "You call the head and stomach the same thing?" "Hey, kids, don't fight." "We're having a lesson." "Repeat now." "We should monitor them." "Huh?" "Nonsense." "They've told everyone who'd listen, they plan to start a coconut plantation... on one of the easternmost islands." " And do you believe it?" "I don't understand what they have against you, Villervalle." "After a few weeks there was a dead calm and it was terribly hot." "It seems the captain has given sailors the order to disembark and collect firewood." "Firewood?" "Yes, the cook prepares the food on a regular wood stove." " Shall we go with them?" " Yeah!" "Come on Grandma." " Get my rifle, Villervalle!" " Okay Grandma." "What are you doing here so far away?" "But please, Tarzan understands neither French nor English." "And not Swedish either, for that matter." "But, Ernst, you're surely not jealous?" "Jealous, ridiculous, no." " Where did the sailors go?" " Yes, they've disappeared." "Yes, I can see that myself." "But which way, this way or that way?" "Tarzan ran in that direction." "So what are we waiting for?" "We have to try to get hold of them." " What was that?" " Did you hear?" "Who could be howling like that?" "Cannibals course." "No, the last cannibals were converted 50 years ago." "But didn't you hear it yourselves?" "Well, what if there are cannibals?" "For safety's sake, we'll spread ourselves along the shooting line." "Space yourselves out." "Go to it!" "Well, you forget that I'm the only one of us who's armed." "Move out on the right flank." "Forward march!" "The cannibals are coming!" "I daren't look." "Though this makes it even scarier." "Well, it was a wild bunch of football cannibals." "Hello, Father." "Let me introduce myself," "Dr Botman, from Sweden." "This is my wife." " You're very welcome." " My mother." " Hello." " And my daughter, Lenalisa" " Hello, young lady." "And my son, Villervalle." "Where on earth has he..." "Excuse me!" "Oh, but that's fine." "Let him have a little fun." "Would you like to sit down?" "He says that it was thanks to football, it was so easy to convert the natives of this island." "They were given something other than war to be interested in." "In the beginning, the mortality rate was great in the games." "But nowadays they play more gracefully, he says." "And peacefully." "Good evening." " Who won?" " No one." "It was a draw." "It's always a draw here on the island." "It's a good thing." "No need to be unhappy." "A draw?" "What did we play for, then?" "I'm sure that we who are from the schooner would have won, if the monk hadn't gone home with the ball." "Oh, we forgot the wood!" "But that's also the only thing we've forgotten." "Subtitles by Faxeholm and Squashy Hat"