"(RINGING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(JAZZ MUSIC)" "♪" "PLEASE, DOUBLE OR NOTHING." "ALL RIGHT, LEWIS, BUT REMEMBER," "IF YOU'S LOSE THIS TIME" "YOU'LL OWE ME 10 YEARS OF HARD LABOR." "♪" "I BEAT YA, LEWIS," "NOW GET ON THE BUS WITH THE OTHER LOSERS." "YOU GOT WORK TO DO." "(BOUNCING SPRINGS)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(COUGHING)" "GEE, THAT'S THE ONE, TWO-- THIRD BUS WE'VE SEEN." "WHAT'S GOIN' ON?" "(ENGINE ROARING)" "GEE, I DON'T KNOW, KID." "LET'S FIND OUT WHERE THEY'RE COMIN' FROM." "UP, OVER, AND HIT THAT BUS." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "KEEP THE ENGINE RUNNIN'!" "I'LL HAVE ANOTHER LOAD OF SUCKAS" "FOR YA IN HALF A TICK." "DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS, TAILS." "COME ON." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "HERE'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO." "SINCE YOU'VE ALREADY LOST EVERYTHING YOU OWN" "I'M GONNA LET YOU RAISE THE STAKES A BIT." "WIN AND YOU GET EVERYTHING BACK." "YES?" "WE'LL GET EVERYTHING BA-ACK?" "BUT WHAT IF WE LOSE?" "WELL, THEN YOU'LL COME WITH ME AND DO A LITTLE BIT OF WORK." "THAT'S ALL." "FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES THAT IS." "(CHUCKLING)" "FOLLOW THE PEA, WINNER'S SPREE." "LOSE THE PEA AND YOU OWE ME." "THAT DOESN'T LOOK FAIR." "IT'S NOT, THAT HIGH VOLTAGE" "FLIM-FLAMMER WILL FLEECE THOSE GUYS." "HE NEEDS A LESSON." "(OFFSCREEN)" "MALE #1:" "GIVE IT A TRY." "IS THE HAND QUICKER THAN THE EYE?" "SONIC:" "NOT HEDGEHOG EYES." "YAY, HURRAY!" "OH, BOY, WE CAN GET OUR STUFF BACK." "OKAY, BUT THIS TIME HOW ABOUT TRYIN' TO MAKE IT A CHALLENGE." "(DITZY MUSIC)" "♪" "(HORNS TOOTING)" "♪" "HM." "♪" "THAT PEA MUST BE UNDER THE MIDDLE ONE." "EH, ROBO CHUMP?" "I'M NOT PROGRAMMED TO LOSE!" "TIME YOU GOT WITH THE PROGRAM THEN." "(CLATTERING)" "(EXPLOSION)" "I HATE A SORE LOSER." "HURRAY!" "HERE'S YOUR STUFF BACK." "AND FROM NOW ON DON'T RISK WHAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE." "THIS IS SMILEY." "PUT DR. ROBOTNIK ON THE LINE." "(CREEPY MUSIC)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "WORK, YOU LOSERS!" "YOU OWE ME!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOT #1:" "PAGING DR. ROBOTNIK." "ROBOCOM CALL FOR DR. ROBOTNIK!" "HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME NOW." "I WANT MY MONUMENT FINISHED IN TIME FOR ROBOTNIK DAY." "UH, I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A ROBOTNIK DAY." "OF COURSE THERE'S A ROBOTNIK DAY." "I JUST DECLARED IT ONE MINUTE AGO" "IN HONOR OF MYSELF." "SMILEY, HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT" "THE GREAT DR. ROBOTNIK ON ROBOTNIK DAY." "IT'S SMILEY." "WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO, DEMENTED DUMB BOT?" "(CLANKING)" "SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR THIS JOB." "SMILEY, WHERE'S MY NEXT BUS LOAD OF MONUMENT WORKERS?" "ONE MORE BET AND I WOULDA HAD 'EM, BUT THEY WON." "IT WAS ALL BECAUSE OF" "NO EXCUSES." "YOU KNOW HOW TO CHEAT SO DO IT." "I NEED WORKERS TO BUILD MY STATUE." "OKAY, SIR, BUT WE'RE GONNA NEED BETTER FACILITIES." "THEN YOU'LL GET BETTER FACILITIES." "IS MY NEW CASINO NIGHT ZONE READY?" "UM, NO." "NO, I SPENT A BILLION MOBIUMS." "I MADE IT A TOP PRIORITY." "HOW COULD MY MAGNIFICENT NEW CASINO" "NIGHT ZONE NOT BE READY?" "BECAUSE IT'S LOCKED AND I HAVE THE KEY." "THEN GO OPEN IT, YOU NINCOMBUTT," "YOU STUPO, YOU MISERABLE MESS OF MICROCHIPS!" "I'M DOING BETTER." "HE DIDN'T CALL ME A HOPELESS HUNK OF JUNK." "ROBOTNIK:" "AND MAKE IT FAST," "YOU HOPELESS HUNK OF JUNK!" "♪" "OH, YOU SAVED US." "WE'LL NEVER GET SUCKERED AGAIN." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SMILEY:" "ATTENTION, COME ENJOY" "THE FABULOUS NEW CASINO, NIGHT ZONE." "ONE FREE BET TO THE FIRST 1,000 GAMBLERS." "O-O-O, AH-H-H." "(FANCIFUL MUSIC)" "HE DID SAY FREE, DIDN'T HE?" "♪" "GEE, I'M GLAD THEY LEARNED THEIR LESSON." "I SMELL A HUSTLE BREWIN', SO LET'S HUSTLE." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOT #1:" "NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, SCRATCH." "DR. ROBOTNIK'S NEW CASINO, NIGHT ZONE" "IS A REALLY GREAT PLACE." "SCRATCH:" "YEAH, WE'LL HAVE SO MANY LOSERS" "HIS DEMENTEDNESS WILL HAVE MORE MONUMENT WORKERS" "THAN HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH." "(LAUGHS)" "(CRASHING)" "HERE'S YOUR SUCKERS AS ORDERED." "SIGN HERE." "(CHUCKLES)" "(CREEPY MUSIC)" "♪" "I HOPE WE'RE NOT TOO LATE." "WHAT AM I SAYING?" "ME, LATE?" "COULD NEVER HAPPEN." "♪" "(BLEATING)" "BOY, THOSE GUYS SURE ARE IN A HURRY..." "TO GET FLEECED." "WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING THEY OWN!" "ONE MORE BET AND THEY'LL OWE THEIR LIVES TO DR. ROBOTNIK." "HEH, HEH, HEH." "I HOPE THEY LOSE." "I HOPE THEY LOSE." "OH, YOU LEAD HEAD, OF COURSE THEY'LL LOSE." "EVERYTHING'S RIGGED!" "UH, WHAT'S RIGGED?" "EVERY GAME IN THE CASINO" "IS ELECTRONICALLY SET IN DR. ROBOTNIK'S FAVOR." "(GASPS)" "WE'RE CHEATING?" "YES, WE'RE CHEATING!" "DON'T JUST SIT THERE, CHEAT, CHEAT, CHEAT!" "(BLEATING)" "(CRYING)" "HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?" "THAT BALL HAD A MIND OF ITS OWN." "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" "BEAT 'EM OF COURSE." "SAVE THE DAY, COME TO THE RESCUE," "ASSURE THE FREEDOM OF ALL MOBIANS." "AND NOW FOR THE BIG SPIN, FOLKS." "IF YOUR NUMBER COMES UP IT'S GONNA RAIN MONEY." "WHAT'LL IT BE, FREEDOM AND FORTUNE," "OR BROKEN BONDAGE?" "ONLY THE WHEEL KNOWS." "(CLICKING)" "(BLEATING)" "EXCUSE ME, BOYS, I'M CON-FRED *." "GOTTA CHECK YOU JUICE." "WE'RE ROBOTS, WE DON'T ENJOY BEVERAGES." "HAR, HAR, YOU'RE FUNNY." "I MEAN THE CASINO'S POWER SUPPLY." "I GOTTA READ THE METER." "GIMME THE KEYS." "HERE YOU GO." "IT'S IN THE BASEMENT." "THE BASEMENT, HUH, NEXT TO THE COMPUTER" "CONTROL BOX THAT RIGS THE GAMES, RIGHT?" "TWO CONTROL BOXES OVER." "CATCH YOU LATER." "IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU CLANKIN' CLUCK." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "NOW FOR A LITTLE REPROGRAMMING." "THAT OUGHTA REVERSE ROBOTNIK'S CHEATING." "♪" "THANKS, YOU'VE BEEN A BIG HELP." "(RINGING)" "JUST LIKE HE PROMISED." "IT'S RAINING MONEY." "(BLEATING)" "AW, THEY WON." "HOW COULD THEY WIN?" "IS THIS REAL MONEY?" "WELL, WE COULDN'T WELCH ON A BET, COULD WE?" "YES WE COULD'VE." "NOW WE'RE RUINED!" "OH, AND TELL DR. ROBOTNIK THAT HE'S GOT A CRUMMY CASINO," "NO CHILI DOGS." "IT'S, IT'S, IT'S" "HEDGEHOG, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG." "SONIC!" "GET HIM!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "LOOK, IT'S THE CASINO NURSERY." "YOU HIDE HERE WHILE I GIVE THOSE" "DIGITIZED DORFS THE RUN AROUND." "YEAH, YOU'LL BE FASTER WITHOUT ME." "IT'LL BE SAFER." "SEE, THERE'S A BABYSITTER ON DUTY." "HIYA, HONEY." "I'LL BE BACK IN TWO SHAKES OF A LAMB'S TAIL" "OR ONE SHAKE OF YOUR TWO TAILS," "WHICHEVER COMES FIRST." "HM." "OH, PLAY NICE NOW." "♪" "THOSE ROBO RUNTS ARE IN FOR WINDFALL," "OR SHOULD I SAY, THE WATERFALL?" "♪" "(GASPING)" "SEE A HEDGEHOG COME THIS WAY?" "GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE BURDENED" "BY GREAT RESPONSIBILITY." "IT'S TRUE, WE'RE UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE." "YOU'RE IN LUCK." "HAVE SOME FUN AND TAKE SOME PRESSURE OFF." "IT LOOKS LIKE A SLOT MACHINE." "YES, A SIMPLE GAME OF CHANCE." "PLEASE, TAKE A FREE PULL." "WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU'LL WIN THE JACKPOT." "OH, THAT WOULD BE NICE." "YEAH, I COULD GO ON A CRUISE." "HEY!" "YOU DON'T WANNA GO ON A CRUISE ALL ALONE DO YA?" "(CLICKING)" "(RINGING)" "HOW MUCH--JACKPOT!" "WE WON!" "(RUMBLING)" "HUH?" "HUH?" "(SCREAMING)" "(PLAYFUL MUSIC)" "HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, HONEY?" "KIND OF." "THAT'S NICE." "OH, BY THE WAY, I FORGOT TO MENTION" "THIS AIN'T FREE, YOU KNOW." "IT'S NOT?" "ONE MILLION MOBIANS PLEASE." "BUT I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE 10 MINUTES." "IF YOU WANNA COMPLAIN, TAKE IT UP WITH THE MANAGEMENT." "I WILL!" "THE MANAGEMENT IS DR. ROBOTNIK." "OH, I WON'T." "I'M SURE HE'LL BE HAPPY TO WORK OUT SOME FORM OF PAYMENT." "WHOA!" "SONIC, HELP!" "SO, YOUR HASTY HEDGEHOG COHORT" "DOESN'T APPROVE OF MY LITTLE GAMBLING ESTABLISHMENT, EH?" "IT'S A RIP-OFF!" "WELL, YOU DOUBLE DORSALED DOPE," "SONIC'S GOING TO HELP ME WIN ME ONE BIG BET." "HE'D NEVER HELP YOU, YOU CRUMB BUM!" "NO?" "YOU BETTER HOPE THAT HE DOES." "I'VE GOT THE PERFECT PLAN TO GET MY MONUMENT WORKERS BACK." "WHOA!" "YOU TWO-TAILED TWO-TIMER!" "IF YOU WEREN'T DOOMED ALREADY YOU'D BE DOOMED." "(THUMPING)" "(WATER RUNNING)" "TAILS?" "TAILS, WHERE ARE YA?" "TAILS?" "TAILS, THIS IS NO TIME FOR HIDE AND SEEK." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SMILEY:" "AH, HEDGEHOG, GOOD TO SEE YA AGAIN." "DR. ROBOTNIK HAS CHALLENGED YOU TO A RACE." "HE WANTS TO GIVE THE SUCKERS SOMETHING BIG TO BET ON." "FORGET ABOUT IT." "IF YOU'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR LITTLE" "FRIEND AGAIN, YOU'LL COOPERATE." "COOPERATE?" "I'M GONNA MAKE SUSHI OUT OF YOU" "IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE TAILS IS." "(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)" "♪" "AND ONCE MORE, YOU'D BETTER LOSE THE RACE." "ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO ALONG," "BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING... ♪" "IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO TAILS YOU'RE SUNK." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SCRATCH:" "WELCOME TO THE GREAT GROUNDER/SONIC GRUDGE MATCH." "IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR A BIG RACE, FOLKS," "AND THIS IS YOUR FAVORITE SPORTS ANNOUNCER," "YOUR OLD FRIEND, SILVER TONGUE SCRATCH." "GET ON WITH IT," "YOU PRE-FABRICATED PIECE OF POULTRY." "WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO RETRIEVE THE TROPHY" "FROM THE PEAK OF MOUNT ROBOTNIK?" "PLACE YOUR BETS, FOLK." "PLACE YOUR BETS." "I'D BET MY LIFE ON SONIC." "HEH, HEH, HEH, YOU ARE." "YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT A THOUSAND MOBIANS" "HAVE STAKED THEIR FREEDOM ON YOUR VICTORY." "IT'S A SAFE BET EGG BELLY." "NOT FOR YOUR LITTLE SIDE KICK." "REMEMBER, IF YOU WIN, HE'S DOOMED." "YOU DON'T HONESTLY EXPECT" "YOUR SCUM BOT TO BEAT ME, DO YA?" "HONESTLY, OF COURSE NOT." "I NEVER DO ANYTHING HONESTLY." "YOU MUST THROW THE RACE," "THEN THOSE MOBIANS WILL BE MY SLAVES." "I CAN'T DO THAT!" "IT'S THE MOBIANS OR TAILS." "YOU DECIDE." "(SINISTER LAUGHTER)" "(CHEERING)" "(BOOING)" "YOU KNOW THE RULES 'CAUSE THERE AIN'T ANY." "TAKE YOUR PLACES AND MAY THE BEST AND ONLY ROBOT WIN." "REMEMBER ONCE AROUND THE STADIUM TRACK, AND THEN ACROSS COUNTRY," "AND UP THE MOUNTAIN." "GO!" "(CREEPY MUSIC)" "♪" "HEY, SONIC, DON'T FORGET YOUR SIDE KICK, SUCKER!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "CROWD:" "OH, NO." "THIS IS GONNA BE HARD." "I'VE NEVER HAD ANY PRACTICE AT LOSING RACES." "HA-HA, THAT HEDGEHOG HERO'S THROWIN' THE RACE." "(SOMBER MUSIC)" "SAY IT AIN'T SO, SONIC." "SAY IT AIN'T SO." "YOU MUST THROW THE RACE, THROW THE RACE." "THROW THE RACE, THROW THE RACE." "THE MOBIANS OR TAILS, OR TAILS, OR TAILS, OR TAILS." "(SINISTER LAUGHTER)" "♪" "HEH, I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS THE FASTEST." "WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO NEXT?" "♪" "OH, YEAH, I REMEMBER." "DR. ROBOTNIK SAID THIS WOULD SLOW HIM DOWN EVEN MORE." "♪" "HOW DO PEOPLE STAND GOIN' THIS SLOW?" "YIKES!" "A-AH!" "(CRASHING)" "OH, THIS LOSIN' BUSINESS IS REALLY GETTIN' ON MY NERVES." "YOU'RE THE SLOWEST SLOMO I EVER SEEN." "THAT DOES IT." "WHEN I GET TROUGH WITH YOU" "YOU'LL BE LUCKY TO GET A JOB AS A GARDEN STAND." "REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T LET ME WIN" "YOU'LL NEVER SEE YOUR LITTLE SIDE KICK AGAIN." "HE'LL BE TRAPPED FOREVER" "IN THAT SECRET PRISON CELL UNDER THAT STADIUM." "HA-HA-HA." "THAT ROBO RUBE JUST PUT THE ODDS BACK IN MY FAVOR." "AND NOW ENTERING THE STADIUM IS THE WINNER" "WITH ONE LAP TO GO." "THAT FAST TRACKER, THAT ROBOT RACER" "WHO LEARNED EVERYTHING HE KNOWS FROM ME," "MY LITTLE BROTHER, GROUNDER." "(BOOING)" "ALL RIGHT, START PUTTING EVERYBODY IN CHAINS." "THEY'VE GOT A MONUMENT TO BUILD." "BUT DON'T YOU WANNA SEE GROUNDER CROSS THE FINISH LINE?" "I'LL FINISH YOU IF YOU DON'T DO AS I SAY." "YES, YOUR ROTTENNESS, RIGHT AWAY." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "TIME FOR A LITTLE OF THE OLD TRIPLE SPIN." "♪" "SONIC, YOU FOUND ME." "SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, T." "TIME TO TRIPLE SPIN!" "I STILL GOT A RACE TO WIN." "♪" "HUH?" "♪" "WAY TO GO, SONIC." "HEY, WHAT GIVES?" "WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO?" "DON'T BE A SORE WINNER," "BUT DR. ROBOTNIK TOOK 'EM PRISONER ANYWAY." "WHY THAT ROTTEN SCRAMBLED EGGHEAD." "NOBODY WELCHES ON A BET WITH ME." "(OFFSCREEN)" "ROBOTNIK:" "PICK UP THE SLACK, YOU SLACKERS." "IMAGINE MY HEAD 20 STORIES TALL." "MY MAMA WILL BE SO PROUD." "WHAT DO YOU THINK ODDS ARE US EVER GETTING OUT OF THIS?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "OH, I'D SAY EVEN MONEY." "IN FACT, I'D BET THAT EGGLOMANIAC ROBOTNIK" "IS ABOUT TO CRACK." "(WHIRRING)" "YA-A-AY!" "WHAT ON MOBIUS IS THAT ABOUT?" "I THINK THE MONUMENT COULD USE A FACELIFT." "(WHIRRING)" "NO!" "NOW THAT'S A FACE." "NO!" "(CRYING)" "HEY, SONIC, YOU THINK WE COULD MAKE" "GOOD FREEDOM FIGHTERS, TOO?" "I DUNNO, IT'S PRETTY RISKY BUSINESS" "AND THE STAKES ARE PRETTY HIGH." "WHAT ARE THE STAKES?" "A MOBIUS FREE OF ROBOTNIK OF COURSE." "YEAH, NOW THAT'S WORTH TAKING SOME RISK FOR." "YOU BET." "♪" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "RACE YA ACROSS." "READY?" "SET?" "WAIT, DID YOU FEEL THAT?" "THERE'S A TRAIN COMING." "COME ON, YOU BIG COWARD, GO!" "(GASPS)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "I'D CALL IT A TIE." "BUT I'D HATE TO SEE ANY OF MY FRIENDS WIPED OUT" "OVER SOME DUMB DARE." "PLAY IT SAFE, USE YOUR HEAD," "DON'T END UP DEAD." "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪"