"I suppose it all started with the snow." "it's a very special kind of snow." "A snow to make the happy happier and the giddy even giddier." "A snow to make a homecoming homier naturally." "For it was the first snow of the season." "there's a certain magic to the very first snow... especially when it falls on the day before Christmas." "For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow... [Laughing] something wonderful is bound to happen!" "[Children laughing] back to your seats." "The snow can wait. so pay attention!" "Professor Hinkle was just about the worst magician in the world." "DOINK]" "I put the magic eggs in to my hat." "to coin a phrase... [Laugh]" "And voila the eggs have turned in to..." "Messy messy messy." "[Children groan]" "Where IS that rabbit?" "Hocus Pocus!" "Where ARE you?" "the only thing this hat's good for is the trash can!" "[Children laugh]" "[Bell rings][Children cheer]" "[Hinkle grumbles] look at the snow!" "It's cold and snowy!" "It's the best kind of snow!" "[etc.]" "Karen." "You make the head!" "ask anyone!" "What will we call him?" "Should we call him Harold?" "Nah." "No." "Oatmeal?" "Oatmeal?" "!" "How about..." "Frosty?" "Frosty?" "Yeah!" "Frosty it is." "Frosty the snowman!" "[Cheers] and two eyes made out of coal.]" "Frosty the snow " "YOU!" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "That hat brought Frosty to life." "It must be magic." "magic?" "Just look." "I want it back." "But it's not yours anymore!" "You threw it away!" "you naughty naughty little girl." "or there will be no carrots for Christmas." "it brought Frosty to life" "You saw it happen!" "I saw nothing of the kind." "I saw nothing of the kind." "[Chattering]" "I can't lose that hat if it's really got magic now!" "It'll make me a billionaire magician!" "we sure did." "You silly children believe everything you see." "When you're grown up you'll realize that snowmen can't come to life." "But we - silly silly!" "we know you DID come to life." "Frosty." "We just know." "and two eyes made out of coal.]" "[Frosty the snowman is a fairy-tale they say." "He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.]" "the hat DID belong to Frosty and the children." "That part must be made very clear." "Hocus Pocus was entirely in the right in what he was about to do." "Hocus Pocus raced back to the children just as fast as he could." "[Hocus Pocus whistles]" "Look!" "The hat's back." "Let's see if it will make Frosty alive again." "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "I said my first words... but snowmen can't talk." "what's the joke." "Could I really be alive?" "I can count to 10." "I can count to 5. [laughing]" "I'm all living." "I AM alive!" "What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me. [Children cheer]" "[There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found.]" "[For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around.]" "[Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be and the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me.]" "Uh oh..." "Frosty?" "is there a thermometer around here?" "why?" "I was afraid of that." "The thermomter is getting red." "I hate red thermometers." "Frosty?" "the temperature goes up." "I start to melt." "And when I start to melt..." "I get all wishy washy!" "Then you've gotta go some place where you'll NEVER melt." "The only place I'd never melt is the north pole." "Then we've got to get you there!" "we'll take you downtown to the railroad station and put you on a train." "I always wanted to see the town." "Let's make a party out of it!" "Let's have a parade!" "so he said let's run and we'll have some fun now before I melt away.]" "saying catch me if you can.]" "follow the leader!" "and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler stop.]" "[Cop blows whistle] Stop." "STOP." "STOP!" "didn't you see that traffic light?" "What's a traffic light?" "Up there on the lamp post!" "What's a lamp post?" "wise guy?" "please!" "sir." "he just came to life and he doesn't know much about such things." "if he just came to life. [Cop blows whistle] Move along!" "Them silly snowmen." "Once they come to life they don't know nothing." "Come to life?" "!" "[Soft whistling]" "[Snoring]" "We'd like a ticket to the north pole please." "yes ma'am." "DOINK] and Aurora Borealis!" "Gotta make a change at Nanuk of the Northville." "including tax." "but we don't have any money..." "DOINK] no ticket!" "[SLAM!" "]" "[Sad music plays]" "Now I'll never get to the north pole." "you just can't melt!" "don't you get all slushy too." "Hocus?" "Out the window?" "Frosty!" "Come on!" "It's full of ice cream and frozen Christmas cakes." "What a neat way to travel!" "[Whistle blows] the train is pulling out!" "too?" "as long as I'm home in time for supper." "[Whistle blows]" "but he waved goodbye saying don't cry." "I'll be back again some day.]" "I must get that hat back." "think nasty. [Evil laughter]." "[He'll be back again some daaaaaaaaaay.]" "a refrigerated boxcar is a splendid way to travel." "Splendid that is... if one is a snowman or a furry coated rabbit." "But for Karen..." "Karen?" "Now that's a silly question." "You wouldn't be sneezing if you weren't cold." "Well... just... just a lit..." "little. [Sneeze]" "Frosty realized that Karen had to get out of that car as soon as possible." "Frosty took advantage of the opportunity and quickly got them all off." "you tricked me!" "NO FAIR!" "The only thing professor Hinkle could do was make a jump for it." "DOINK]" "[Howling wind]" "Frosty wanted to get as far away as he could before Hinkle woke up." "[Hocus' teeth chatter]" "[Sneeze]" "But the woods through which they traveled were still bitterly cold." "I've got to get Karen all warmed up or she's a gonner!" "that's one thing I really can't do." "I guess we just better keep moving until we find somebody who can." "Then suddenly they came upon a tiny glen which seemed almost magical." "For it was Christmas eve and the woodland animals were all decorating for their big celebration." "They knew Santa was to come that night and they wanted everything to be just right." "speak to the animals." "See if they won't all pitch in and build a fire for Karen." "[Squeaky noises]" "The animals were delighted to help." "so they found a spot away from the glen where the fire wouldn't catch on to the trees." "Soon there was a spark and in almost no time a splendid fire was crackling away." "Frosty was careful to stay far away from the flames." "we've got to find someone to help Karen get home before she freezes." "but who?" "not the Marines." "not the president of the United States." "but we've got to find someone nearby." "Santa Claus." "That's a great idea." "Why didn't I think of that before?" "you bring him right here." "Understand?" "Hurry now! waiting patiently all through the night until Santa would arrive." "But suddenly... a campfire." "Well isn't that all snug and comfy?" "[Evil laughter]" "[Professor Hinkle blows]" "No!" "Don't!" "Now give me that hat or else!" "Or else what?" "give me that hat!" "Karen!" "since he was made of snow himself was the fastest belly-whopper in the world." "And old professor Hinkle was soon far outdistanced." "And now it was Frosty's good fortune that right at the bottom of the hill was a tiny greenhouse used to grow precious tropical poinsettias for Christmas." "It's got to be all warm and snug inside for those Christmas flowers to grow so beautiful." "Let's go in." "but you will melt!" "Just a little." "I'll only stay inside for a minute." "I've been meaning to take off a little weight anyway." "stay in here much longer and I'll REALLY make a splash in the world." "and the minute you're all melted the hat will be mine!" "[Evil laughter]" "Santa had arrived but was he too late?" "who (as you know) speaks a fluent rabbit." "And when they didn't find Frosty and Karen on the hill..." "Santa followed Frosty's path in the snow to the greenhouse." "a terrible sight met their eyes." "[Karen weeping] [Sad music plays] jolly soul with a corn-cob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.]" "They were too late." "nonsense!" "Karen." "Frosty's not gone for good." "he was made out of Christmas snow and Christmas snow can never disappear completely." "it sometimes goes away for almost a year at a time it will turn in to Christmas snow all over again!" "but he was my friend." "[Chuckle] Just watch." "WAIT A MINUTE!" "I want that hat and I want it now!" "Don't you dare touch that!" "And just what are YOU going to do about it? I'll never bring you another Christmas present as long as you live." "Never?" "Never!" "No more trick cards or magic balls or..." "No more anything." "that's not fair." "we evil magicians have to make a living too." "Now you go home and write "I am very sorry for what I did to Frosty" a hundred zillion times." "mind you... you'll find something in your stocking tomorrow morning." "A new hat maybe?" "yes sir." "Goodbye everyone." "but I've got to get busy writing." "Busy busy busy!" "we're all waiting for you." "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "[Frosty the snowman is a fairy-tale they say." "He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day.]" "And so Santa took Karen home and made ready to bring Frosty back to the north pole." "Frosty returned every year with the magical Christmas snow." "And every year there was a great celebration with a great Christmas parade." "[Thumpity thump thump thumpity thump." "Look at that Frosty go." "Thumpity thump thump thumpity thump." "Over the hills of snow.]" "and two eyes made out of coal.]" "Christmas was always very merry indeed." "You have a merry Christmas too!" "but he waved goodbye saying don't you cry...]" "I'll be back on Christmas day!" "Merry Christmas" " To:" "Robyn." "From:" "Dan." "And Merry Christmas to the pirates of the intarnets!"