"Paramount News brings you a special coverage of Princess Ann's visit to London." "The first stop on her much publicised goodwill tour of european capitals." "She gets a royal welcome from the brittish as thounsands cheer the gracious young member of one of Europe's oldest ruling families" "After 3 days of continues activiti, and a visit to Buckingham Palace" "Ann flew to Amsterderdam, where her Royal Highnes dedicated the new International Aid Building and christened an ocean liner, then went to Paris where she attended many official funtions, designed to cement drained relations between her country and the western european nations." "And so to Rome, the eternal city - where the Princess's visit was marked by a spectacular military parade highlighted by the band of the crack Piersa Yeri Regiment." "The smiling young Princess, showed no sign of the strain of the weeks public apperences and at her countrys embassy that evening, a formel reception and ball, in her honor was given by her countrys ambassedor to Italy." "Her Royal Highness" "His Excellency, the Papal Nuntius, Monsignor Altomonto." "Sir Hugo Macy de Farmington" "Good Evening Sir Hugo." "Good Evening Your Royal Highness." "The Maharajah of Kalipur; and The Rajkumari." "I'm so glad that you could come." "Thank you madam," "I hate this night gown." "I hate all my night gowns, and I hate all my underwear too..." "My dear you have lovely things." "But I'm not 200 years old." "Why can't I sleep in pyjamas." "Pyjamas !" "?" "Just the top part." "Did you know there are people, that sleep with absolutly nothing on at all?" "I rejoyce to say, that I did not." "Listen ..." "Ohh, and you're slip .." "Please put on your slippers, and come away from the window." "Your milk and crackers." "Oh everything we do is so homesome." "They'll help you to sleep." "I'm too tired to sleep." "Now my dear if you don't mind, tomorrows sjedule  or schedule, whichever you prefer." "Both are correct." "8.30:" "Breakfast here with the embassy staff." "9 o'clock we leave for the Pollinari automotive works  where you'll be presented with a small car Thank you" "Which you will not accept !" "No thank you." "10.35:" "Inspection of food, and agricultural organisation will present you with an olive tree" "No thank you." "Which you WILL accept." "Thank you ... 10.55:" "The new foundling home for orphants." "Same speech as last monday." "Trade relations..." "Yes." "For the orphants?" "No no no, the other one." "Youth and progress." "Precisly." "11.45:" "Back here to rest." "No that's wrong ... 11.45:" "Conference here with the press." "Sweetness and decency." "1 o'clock sharp:" "Lunch with the foreign ministry." "You'll wear your white lace and carry a boucket of Very small pink roses." "15:05:" "Presentation of a plack." "Thank you." ".........." "STOOP !" "It's allright dear, didn't spill." "I don't care if it spilled or not." "My dear, you're ill." "I'll send for Dr Bonnachoven." "I don't want Dr Bonnachoven, please let me die in peace." "You're not dying." "Leave me !" "Leave me !" "It's nerves, control yourself Ann." "I don't want too !" "Your Highness ..." "I'll get Dr Bonnachoven." "It's no use, I'll be dead before he gets here." "She's a sleep." "She was in hysteric 3 minutes ago Dr." "Are you a sleep Madam?" "No." "I'll only disturb you Royal Highness a moment." "I'm very ashamed Dr Bonnachoven." "Suddenly I was crying." "To cry..." "A perfectly normal thing to do." "Most important she'll be calm and relaxed for the press conference Dr." "Don't worry Dr, I'll be calm and relaxed, I'll bar and I'll smile..." "I'll improve trade relations, and I'll ..." "There she goes again, give her something Dr, please." "Uncover her arm, please." "What's that?" "Sleep and calm, just for relax your Highness." "It's a new drug, quite harmless." "There ..." "I don't feel any different." "You will, it may take a little time to take hold." "Just now ..." "Lie back." "Can I keep just one light on?" "Off course." "Best thing I know, is to do exactly what you wish for a while." "Thank you Dr." "Ohh, the General." "Dr, quick." "I'm perfectly allright." "Good night Mam." "Good night Mam." "Good night Dr." "Bet 500." "500, how many?" "One." "I'll take one." "3." "Fool, boy." "Two for pappa." "500 more." "Without looking." "500 and eh" " Raise you a thousand." "Two pairs." "Ohh, I've got 3 shy little sevens." "Ahh, a nervous straight." "Come home you fools." "Look at that, there's 6.500, not bad - that's 10 bucks !" "Ahh, one more round, and I'm gonna through you gents right out in the snow." "Hey hey hey Naa, I gotta get up early." "Date with Her Royal Highness will graciously pose for some pictures." "What do you meen early?" "My personal invitation says 11.45." "Couldn't be anything to do with the fact that you're ahead?" "Works out fine for me." "This is my last 5.000, and you hyenas are not gonna get it." "Thanks a lot, Irving." "See you at Annie's little party in the morning." "Goodnight Joe, Ciao, Stay sober." "Allright, little 7 card stud." "Fine with me." "Soo happy." "How are you this evening?" "Hey hey hey, wake up." "Thank you very much." "No thank you." "Charmed." "Charmed too ..." "You may sit down." "IThink you better sit up, much to young to get picked up by the police." "Police?" "Yep, Police." "14.15 and back here to change .." "14.45 ..." "You know, people who can't handle licour - shouldn't drink." "If I were dead and buried and I heard your voice, beneath the sod my heart of dust would still rejoice." "Do you know that poem?" "Hmm, what do you know ..." "You're well read, well dressed   Snoozing away to public street ..." "Would you care to make a statement?" "What the world needs, is a return to sweetness and decency, in the souls of it's young men." "Yea, I ehh ... couldn't agree with you more, but ehh ..." "Get yourself some coffee - you'll be allright," "Look, you take the cab." "Uhmm." "Come on - climb in the cab, and go home." "So happy." "Got any money?" "Never got any money." "That's a bad habit ..." "Allright, I'll drop you off - comon." "It's a taxi !" "Well, it's not the super chief." "Where are we going?" "Where do you live?" "Colliseum." "Comon, you're not that drunk." "You're so smart ..." "I'm not drunk at all." "I'm just being very happy." "Now don't go to sleep again." "Comon." "Where are we going?" "In a momento." "Look Mam, where do you wanna go?" "Where should I take you?" "Where do you live?" "Comon, where do you live?" "Comon !" " Where do you live !" "?" "Colliseum." "She lives in the Colliseum." "Wrong adress" " Now look senore..." "For me it's late night. and wife .." "I have 3 bambino.." "You know bambino?" "My taxi go home, I go home together." "Thounsand lire." "1 - 2 - 3 - 4." "K, for you." "For me?" "Si." "Gracia." "Okay okay, now look ..." "Take a little bit of that." "Take her whereever she wants to go." "Capito?" "Capito." "Goodnight." "Moment, moment." "Look, as soon as she wakes up, she tell you where she want to go." "Okay." "Moment, my taxi no for sleeping." "Understand?" "Look pal, this is not my problem, see?" "I've never seen her before." "It's not your problem, it's not my problem." "Watcha want?" "You don't want girl." "Me don't want girl." "Police, maybe she want girl." "Soo happy - soo happy." "Is this the elevator?" "It's my room." "I'm terrible sorry to mention it, but dizzyness is getting worse." "Can I sleep here?" "Well it's the general idea." "Can I have a silk night gown, with rosebuds on it?" "I'm afraid you have to rough it tonight..." "... In these." "Pyjamas." "Sorry honey, but I haven't worn a night gown in years." "Will you help me get undressed, please?" "Ahh ..." "Okay." "There you are, you can handle the rest." "May I have some?" "No." "Now look .." "This is very unusual." "I'd never been alone with a man before." "Even with my dress on." "With my dress off, it's most unusual." "I don't seem to mind." "Do you?" "I think I'll go out for a cop of coffee." "You'd better get to sleep." "On this one.." "Terribly nice." "These are pyjamas." "They're to sleep in." "You're to climb into them, you understand?" "Thank you." "And you know you sleep on the couch." "Not on the bed !" "Not on the chair, on the couch, is that clear?" "You know my favourite poem?" "You've allready recited that for me." "I refuse a rose from a couch of snows, in the Aquasaromian Mountains." "Keats." "Shelly." "You just keep your mind off the poetry, and on the pyjamas, and everything will be allright." "Keats." "No Shelly." "I'll be back in about 10 minutes." "Keats ..." "You have my permission to withdraw .." "Thank you very much." "Well, no trace your Excellence." "Have you searched the grounds?" "Every inch Sir, from the attics to the cellar." "I must put you on your honor, not to speak off this to anyone." "I must remind you, the Princess is direct heir to the throne." "This must be classified as top crisis secret." "Have I your pledge?" "Yes Sir." "Very well." "Now we must notify Their Majesties." "So happy." "The pleasure is mine." "Holy smoke, the Princess's interview." "11.45 ..." "Morning Joe." "Hello honey." "Mr Hennessy have been looking for you." "Excellent honey." "Come in." "You've been looking for me?" "Just come in to work?" "Who me ?" "We start our day at 8.30 in this office." "We pick up our assignments ..." "I picked mine up last night." "What assignment was that?" "The Princess - 11.45" "You've already been to the interview?" "Sure, I just got back." "Well well well - all my apologies." "It's allright." "This is very interresting." "No, just routine." "Tell me, tell me - did she answer all the questions on the list?" "Well of course she did." "I've got'em right here somewhere." "Now don't disturb yourself, I got a copy here." "How did her Highness react to the idea, of a european federation?" "Thought it was just fine." "She did?" "Well, she thought that there'll be two effects." "Two?" "The direct, and the .. indirect." "Oh, remarkable." "Naturally she thought that the indirect would not be as direct ... as the direct." "Later on off course ..." "Well, nobody knows." "Well well well." "That was a shrewd observation." "They fool you you know, these royal kids;" "they've got a lot more on the ball than we suspect." "How did she feel about the future friendship of nations?" "Youth." "Yep?" "She felt that, the youth of the world must lead the way to a better... world" "Original." "By the way, what was she wearing?" "Oh, you mean what did she have on?" "Well, that's usually what it means." "What's the matter, is it a little warm in here for you?" "No, no, I just hurried over here." "Oh, naturally, with a story of these dimensions." "Did you say she was wearing gray?" "No, I didn't say that." "Well, she usually wears gray." "Oh well, er, it was a...kind of a gray." "Oh, I think I know the dress you mean; it has a gold collar." "That's the one, that's the one..." "I didn't know exactly how to describe it but that's it." "I think you described it very well." "In view of the fact that Her Highness was taken violently ill, at three o'clock this morning," "..put to bed with a high fever, and has had all her appointments for today cancelled en toto!" "En toto?" "Yes, Mr. Bradley: en toto." "Certainly pretty hard to swallow." "In view of the fact that you just left her, of course." "But here it is, Mr. Bradley:" "All over the front page of every newspaper in Rome!" "Alright, I overslept." "It can happen to anybody!" "If you ever get up early enough to read a morning paper.." "...you might discover little news events." "Little items of general interest" "That might prevent you in the future from getting immersed in such a gold-plated, triple-decked,.." "...star-spangled lies as you have just told me!" "If I was you, I would try some other line of business." "Like matress testing." "Is this the Princess?" "Yes, Mr. Bradley, that is the Princess." "It isn't Annie Oakley, Dorothy Lamour, or Madame Chiang" "Take a good look at her, you might be interviewing her again some day!" "Am I fired?" "No, you're not fired." "When I wanna fire you you won't have to ask!" "You'll know you're fired!" "The man is mad." "Giovanni, it's Joe Bradley." "Now, listen carefully..." "I want you to hurry up to my place, and see if there's somebody there...asleep." "Say, Mr. Joe:" "I look; [some Italian] you wait." "Mr. Joe?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me, tell me!" "Bellisimo." "Giovanni:" "I love you." "Now, listen..." "Yes, Mr. Joe." "Yes, Mr. Joe." "A gun?" "No!" "Yes, a gun, a knife-anything!" "But nobody goes in and nobody goes out!" "Capito?" "Ok." "You still here?" "How much would a real interview with this dame be worth?" "Are you referring to Her Highness?" "I'm not referring to Annie ..." "How much?" "What do you care?" "You've got about as much chance of getting.." "I know, but if I did, how much would it be worth?" "Oh, just a plain talk about world conditions, it might be worth two hundred and fifty." "Her views on clothes of course would be worth a lot more-maybe a thousand." "Dollars?" "Dollars." "I'm talking about her views on everything, 'The Private and Secret Longings of a Princess' her innermost thoughts as revealed to your own correspondent in a private, personal, exclusive  interview." "Can't use it, huh?" "I didn't think you'd like it." "Come here!" "Love angle too, I suppose?" "Practically all love angle." "With pictures." "Could be." "How much?" "That particular story would be worth five grand to any news service." "But, er, tell me Mr. Bradley - if you are sober - just how are you going to obtain this fantastic interview?" "I plan to enter her sick room disguised as a thermometer." "You said five grand?" "I want you to shake on that." "Ah, you realise, of course, Her Highness is in bed today, and leaves for Athens tomorrow." "Yep." "Ah, now I'd like to make a little side-bet with you:" "500 says you don't come up with the story." "What are you lookin' at that for?" "Oh, I just wanna see what time it is." "Huh?" "..Er, what day it is, er.." " It's a deal!" "Now I'd like you to shake." "Now, let's see, you're into me for about 500, when you lose this bet you'll owe me a thousand." "Why, you poor sucker, I'll practically own you!" "You have practically owned me for a couple of years now, but that's all over." "I'm gonna win that money and with it, I'm gonna buy me a one way ticket back to New York!" "Go on, go on" " I'll love to hear you whine!" "And when I'm in a real newsroom I'll enjoy thinking about you, sitting here with an empty leash in your hands  and nobody to twitch for you!" "So Long !" "What's your problem?" "Everything ok, Giovanni?" "Listen here, Joe:" "..er, nobody is come, nobody is go; absolutely nobody." "Swell!" "thanks a lot." "Oh er, Giovanni, er..." "How would you like to make some money?" "Money?" "Yeah, That's the stuff." "Now look..." "I've got a sure thing:" "Double your money back in two days." "Double my money?" "Yeah well, I need a little investment capital to swing the deal." "Now, if you'll just lend me a little cash..." "You owing me tomorrow's rent... ..and you want me to lend you money?" "o." "Tomorrow, you'll be sorry!" "Your Highness?" "Mmmm-mmmmm" "Yes... what is it?" "Dear Doctor Bonnachoven." "Oh, oh, sure, yes." "Well, er...er, you're fine, much better." "Is there anything you want?" "Hmm?" "So many things." "Yes?" "well tell the doctor." "Tell the good doctor everything." "Mmmmm, I dreamt and I dreamt..." "Yes?" "Well, er, what did you dream?" "I dreamt I was asleep on the street and..." "young man came and... he was tall and strong and ..." "he was so mean to me." "He was?" "It was" "Good morning." "Where's Doctor Bonnachoven?" "I'm afraid I don't know anybody by that name." "Wasn't I talking to him just now?" "'Fraid not." "Have- have I had an accident?" "No" "Quite safe for me to sit up, huh?" "Yeah, perfect." "Thank you." "Are these yours?" "Did, did you lose something?" "No." "Would you be so kind as tell me where I am?" "Well, this is what is laughingly known as my apartment." "Did you bring me here by force?" "No, no, no... quite the contrary." "Have I been here all night...alone?" "If you don't count me, yes." "So I've spent the night here-with you." "Oh, well, now, I don't know if I'd use those words exactly..." "But eh.. from a certain angle, yes." "How do you do?" "How do you do?" "And you are?" "Bradley, Joe Bradley." "Delighted." "You don't know how delighted I am to meet you." "You may sit down." "Well, thank you very much." "What's your name?" "Er...you may call me Anya." "Thank you, Anya." "Would you like a cup of coffee?" "What time is it?" "Oh, about one thirty." "One thirty!" "I must get dressed and go!" "Why?" "what's your hurry?" "There's lots of time." "Oh no, there isn't and I've..." "I've been quite enough trouble to you as it is." "Trouble?" "You're not what I'd call trouble." "I'm not?" "I'll run a bath for you." "There you are." "Here we go now." "There you are; that does it." "Allright" " Gimme a little slack, will ya?" "Pronto?" "Irving!" "why won't you answer the phone?" "Look, this is Joe." "Irving, can you get over here in about five minutes?" "Oh no, I can't come now, Joe" " I'm busy." "Joe:" "I'm up to my ears in work." "Go on, get into your next outfit, will you, Honey?" "The canoe." "What kind of a scoop, Joe?" "Look, Irving, I can't talk over the telephone" "One word in the wrong quarter and this whole thing might blow sky-high." "It's front page stuff, that's all I can tell you." "It might be political or it might be a sensational scandal - I'm not sure which, but it's a big story.." "and it's got to have pictures!" "But I can't come now, Joe;" "I'm busy." "I'm busy now and I'm meeting Francesca at Rocca's in a half an hour and..." "Capito?" "No capito - don't understand." "Don't understand?" "There you are!" "I was looking at all the people out here." "It must be fun to live in a place like this." "Yeah, it has its moments." "I can give you a running commentary on each apartment." "I must go." "I only waited to say goodbye." "Goodbye?" "But we've only just met." "How about some breakfast?" "I'm sorry, I haven't time." "Must be a pretty important date, to run off without eating." "It is." "Well, I'll go along with you, wherever you are going." "That's alright, thank you;" "I can find the place." "Thank you for letting me sleep in your bed." "Oh, that's alright; think nothing of it." "It was very considerate of you..." "You must have been awfully uncomfortable on that couch." "No, no - do it all the time." "Goodbye, Mr. Bradley." "Goodbye." "Oh: go right through there and down all the steps." "Thank you." "Well, small world." "Yes" " I almost forgot: can you lend me some money?" "That's right, you didn't have any last night did you?" "How much was it that you wanted?" "Well, I don't know how much I need." "How much have you got?" "Well, suppose we just split this fifty-fifty:" "Here's a thousand lira." "A thousand?" "!" "Can you really spare all that?" "It's about a dollar and a half..." "Well, I'll arrange for it to be sent back to you." "What is your address?" "Villa Marguta, fifty-one." "Villa Marguta, fifty-one." "Joe Bradley." "Goodbye." "Thank you." "Ah, double my money, eh?" "You tell me you want double my money, this way." "Eh, tomorrow." "What a wonderful hair you have." "Just cut, thank you." "Just cut?" "Well then, cut, eh, so?" "Higher." "Higher?" "Here?" "More." "Here?" "Even More." "Where?" "There." "There." "Are you sure, Miss?" "I'm quite sure, thank you." "All off?" "All off." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Off." "Off." "That's a nice little camera you have there." "Ah, it's nice." "Eh, you don't mind if I just borrow it, do you?" "Miss Weber!" "Just for a couple of minutes." "No." "Go, it's my camera." "You musician, maybe?" "You artist, aha?" "Painter...?" "I know: you model!" "Model, hah?" "Thank you." "Finito." "It's perfect.You be nice without long hair." "Now, it's cool, hmm?" "Cool?" "It's, it's just what I wanted." "Grazzi." "Now, why you not come dancing tonight with me?" "You should see, it's so nice: it's on a boat on the Tibérine, Tiber-the river by Saint Angelo moonlight, music, romantico!" "\bit's very, very..." "Please, you come?" "I wish I could." "But, but, your friend:" "I think they not recognise you." "No, I don't think they will!" "Oh, thank you very much." "Thank you." "After nine o'clock, I'll be there." "Dancing on river - remember:" "Saint Angelo." "If you come, you will me most pretty of all girl!" "Thank You" " Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Gelato?" "Gelato." "Thank you." "Senorina." "Oh!" "grazzi." "...five thousand lira!" "No Money." "No?" "No." "I'm sorry, I've really no money." "If you no, eh?" "Grazzi, grazzi." "Weeell, it's you!" "Yes, Mr. Bradley!" "Or is it?" "Do you like it?" "Very much." "So that was your mysterious appointment?" "Mr. Bradley, I have a confession to make." "Confession?" "Yes, I... ran away last night, from school." "Oh, what was the matter, trouble with the teacher?" "No, nothing like that." "Well, you don't just run away from school for nothing" "Well, it were only meant to be for an hour or two." "They gave me something last night to make me sleep." "Oh, I see." "Now I'd better get a taxi and go back." "Well, look." "Before you do, why don't you take a little time for yourself?" "It may be another hour." "Live dangerously: take the whole day!" "I could do some of the things I've always wanted to." "Like what?" "Oh, you can't imagine..." "I'd, I'd like to do just whatever I'd like, the whole day long!" "You mean, things like having your hair cut?" "Eating gelato?" "Yes, and I'd like to sit at a sidewalk cafe look in shop windows; walk in the rain!" "Have fun, and maybe some excitement." "It doesn't seem much to you, does it?" "It's great." "Tell you what: why don't we do all those things - together." "But don't you have to work?" "Work?" "No!" "Today's gonna be a holiday." "But you'll want to do a lot of silly things." "Don't I?" "First wish: one sidewalk cafe, coming right up" " I know just the place:" "Rocca's." "What'll the people at school say, when they see your new haircut?" "They'll have a fit." "What would they say if they knew I'd spent the night in your room?" "Well, eh, I'll tell you what:" "You don't tell your folks and I won't tell mine." "It's a pact." "Now, what would you like to drink?" "Champagne, please." "Eh, commerierie*, eh..." "Senor?" "Well, champagne for the senorina and eh, cold coffee for me." "Must be quite a life you have in that school - champagne for lunch." "Only on special occasions." "For instance?" "The last was my father's anniversary." "Wedding?" "No, it was...the fortieth anniversary of umm of the day he got his job." "Forty years on the job, what do you know about that..." "What does he do?" "Well...mostly you might call it...public relations." "Oh, well, that's hard work." "Yes, I wouldn't care for it." "Does he?" "I've...heard him complain about it." "Why doesn't he quit?" "Well, people in that line of work almost never do quit, unless it's actually unhealthy for them to continue." "Well, here's to his health then." "You know, that's what everybody says." "It's alright?" "Thank you." "What is your work?" "Oh, I'm er, in the selling game." "Really?" "How interesting." "Uh-huh." "What do you sell?" "Fertilizer, chemicals, you know?" "Chemicals - stuff like that." "Irving!" "Well, am I glad to see you." "Why, did you forget your wallet?" "Er, pull up a chair, Irving; sit down with us here." "Aren't you gonna introduce me?" "Yes, this is a very good friend of mine, Irving Radovich." "Anya" " Irving." "Anya...?" "Smith." "Hiya Smithy." "Charmed." "Hey, er, anybody tell you you're a dead ringer fellow.." "Well, I guess I'll be going." "Oh, don't do a thing like that, Irving." "Sit down - join us." "Well, just till Fransesca gets here." "Tell me, Mr. Radovich, what is a ringer?" "It's an American term and, it means ..." "anybody who has a great deal of charm." "Oh, thank you." "You're welcome." "Ciao Irving." "Cioa..." "Cousins." "Mr. Bradley's just been telling me all about his work." "Mmm, I'd like to have heard that." "What do you do?" "I'm the same rank as Joe,only I'm a photo..." "I'm awfully sorry, Irving!" "W-w-wha-?" "What are you-?" "I'm sorry, Irving." "Look, I can take a hint!" "I'll see you around." "Oh, but your drink's just here, please sit down." "I'm sorry about that." "Sit down, that's a good fellow." "You're..." "You're twisting my arm, you know." "Just be a little more careful not to spill..." "Spill?" "!" "Who's been doin' the spilling?" "You." "Me?" "Yeah." "Where did you find this looney?" "You're ok?" "Here's to you, huh?" "Here's hopin' for the best." "If it, if it wasn't for that hair, I'd swear that..." "Thanks" "You slipped, Irving." "Slipped?" "You almost hurt yourself that time!" "I slipped?" "!" "I almost hurt myself?" "!" "Joe, I didn't slip!" "...got a bad sprain there." "Never mind I got a bad sprain, Joe." "Now wait, now wait just a minute." "Look, Joe, what are you tryin' to do?" "Now take your hands off-!" "Have you got your letter?" "What's that got to do with it?" "Have you got it?" "Yeah!" "but what are you tryin' to do to me?" "Listen: what would you do for five grand?" "Five grand?" "Now, she doesn't know who I am or what I do." "Look, Irving, this is my story;" "I dug it up, I gotta protect it!" "She's really the...?" "Ssssh!" "Your tin-types are gonna make this little epic twice as valuable." ""The Princess Goes Slumming" You're in for twenty-five percent of the take." "And it takes five "G" Minimum" " Henessey shook hands on it.?" "...seven, five; that's- that's fifteen hundred dollars!" "It's twelve-fifty." "Ok, now you shake." "Ok, now, lend me thirty thousand." "Thirty th..?" "That's fifty bucks, you gonna buy the crown jewels?" "She's out there now drinking champagne that I can't pay for." "We got to entertain her, don't we?" "Joe: we can't go running around town with a... hot princess!" "Ssh, you want in on this deal or don't you?" "This I want back Saturday." "Ok, now where's your lighter?" "Let's go to work." "Better now?" "Huh?" "Your ear." "My ear?" "Oh, yeah ..." "Joe fixed it." "Would you care for a cigarette?" "Yes, please." "You won't believe this but it's my very first." "Your very first?" "Mm-hm." "No eh ... smoking in school, hmm?" "Your first cigarette..." "There, gizmo works ." "Well, what's the verdict... ok?" "Nothing to it." "That's right." "Nothing to it." "Eh... commerierie," "Stretch my legs a little, here." "I'll pick this one up, Irving." "Yeah, you can afford it." "Well, what shall we do next?" "Shall we make out a little schedule?" "Oh, not that word, please." "Oh, I didn't meen work sche- school schedule." "I meant, er, fun schedule." "Yes, let's just go, huh?" "How about you, Irving: are you ready?" "Eh, yeah." "Let's go." "Francesca." "Oh ... this is..." "Smithy." "She's a grand girl, Irving, grand." "Five grand, Irving." "Ciao." "Joe!" "But where are you going now?" "Honey, I got to work." "I'll call you at night." "Look at those men!" "They were supposed to be inconspicuous." "You asked for plain clothes." "Let me take this." "Let me take over." "No, no, no." "I" " I can do it." "Oh..." "I'm going straight from now on." "American News Service?" "What did he mean?" "Huh?" "Oh, well, you know..." "Say you're with the Press, and you can get away with anything." "Go to church to get married on a scooter - that's a hot one." "Joe's a wonderful liar!" "Ciao..." "You don't have to look so worried." "I won't hold you to it." "Thank you very much." "You don't have to be too grateful!" "Ok, I won't" "I'm a good liar too, aren't I, Mr. Bradley?" "The best I ever met." "Uh-huh!" "Thank you very much." "Say... come with me." "The Mouth of Truth." "The legend is that if you're given to lying, you put you're hand in there, it'll be bitten off." "Ooh, what a horrid idea." "Let's see you do it." "Let's see you do it." "Sure." "You beast!" "it was perfectly alright!" "You've never hurt your hand!" "What do they mean, all these inscriptions?" "Well, each one represents a wish fulfilled." "All started during the war when there was an air raid right out here." "A man with his four children was caught in the street." "They ran over against the wall, right there, for shelter." "Prayed for safety." "Bombs fell very close but no one was hurt." "Later on, the man came back and he put up the first of these tablets." "Since then it's become sort of a shrine:" "people come, and whenever their wishes are granted they put up another one of these little plaques." "Lovely story." "Read some of the inscriptions." "Make a wish." "Tell the doctor?" "Anyway, the chances of it being granted are very slight." "Well, what now?" "I've heard of a wonderful place for dancing on a boat." "Oh, you mean the barges down by Saint Angelo." "Yes!" "couldn't we go over tonight?" "Hey, why not?" "Anything you wish." "And at midnight I'll turn into a pumpkin, and drive away in my glass slipper." "And that'll be the end of the fairytale." "Well, I guess ..." "Irving has to go now." "I do?" "Yes, you know, that big business development of yours that you have to attend to." "Oh, the development." "Yes, can't afford not to take care of that." "Yeah." "I'll, see ya later, Smithy." "Good luck for the big development." "Thanks." "Hello." "Hello." "Mr. Bradley, if you don't mind my saying so, I think you are a ringer." "Oh- wha-?" "Oh." "Thanks very much." "You spent the whole day doing things I've always wanted to." "Why?" "I don't know." "Seemed the thing to do." "I never heard of anybody so kind." "Wasn't any trouble." "Also completely unselfish." "Let's have a drink at the bar." "Oh!" "Finalmentez: there you are!" "I look for you long time-I think maybe you not come." "Ah, off; all off!" "Oh, it's nice without, isn't it?" "Cool." "Oh, very, very good." "Mr. Bradley." "I, Mario Delani." "Old friends?" "Oh, yes; he cut my hair this afternoon." "He invited me here, tonight." "Wha- what did you say the name was?" "Delani, Mario Delani." "Mario Delani, I'm very glad to know you." "Me too." "Oh, may I enjoy myself ... the pleasure?" "Do you mind?" "No, no, go right ahead." "Thank you." "Ciao, Joe." "Did I miss anything?" "You're just in time, pal." "Who's Smithy dancing with?" "Barber-cut her hair this afternoon, made a date for tonight." ""The Princess and the Barber"" "What is it?" "Momento." "Thank you." "Your Highness." "There is a car waiting." "No." "Your Highness, please." "You- you've made a mistake." "Let me go!" "Hit him again, Smithy!" "Joe, give me my car keys." "Alright?" "Fine." "How are you?" "Oh, fine!" "Say, you know, you were great back there." "You weren't so bad yourself." "I guess we'd better get Irving's car, and get out of here." ""This is the American Hour from Rome, continuing our program of musical selections"" "Everything ruined?" "No." "They'll be dry in a minute." "Suits you." "You should always wear my clothes." "Seems I do." "I thought a little wine might be good." "Shall I cook something?" "No kitchen, nothing to cook" " I always eat out." "Do you like that?" "Well, life isn't always what one likes..." "Is it?" "No, it isn't." "Tired?" "A little." "You've had quite a day." "A wonderful day." "This is the American Hour, from Rome, broadcasting a special news bulletin in English and Italian." "Tonight there is no further word from the bedside of Princess Ann in Rome, where she was taken ill yesterday, on the last leg of her European goodwill tour." "This has given rise to rumours, that her condition may be serious, which is causing alarm and anxiety among the people in her country." "[Speaks italian on the radio]" "The news can wait till tomorrow." "Yes." "May I have a little more wine?" "Sorry I couldn't cook us some dinner." "Did you learn how in school?" "Mmmm, I'm a good cook." "I could earn my living at it." "I can sew too, and clean a house, and iron." "I learned to do all those things, I just haven't had the chance to do it for anyone." "Well, looks like I'll have to move, and get myself a place with a kitchen." "Yes." "I... will have to go now." "Anya..." "There's... something that I want to tell you." "No, please ..." "Nothing." "I must go and get dressed." "Stop at the next corner, please." "'K" "Here?" "Yes." "I have to leave you now." "I'm going to that corner, there, and turn." "You must stay in the car and drive away." "Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner." "Just drive away and leave me... as I leave you." "Alright." "I don't know how to say goodbye." "I can't think of any words." "Don't try." "Your Royal Highness: 24 hours..." "They can't all be blank." "They are not." "But what explanation am I to offer Their Majesties?" "I was indisposed." "I am better." "Ma'am: you must appreciate, that I have my duty to perform," "Just as Your Royal Highness has Her duty." "Your Excellency..." "I trust you will not find it\vnecessary to use that word again." "Were I not completely aware of my duty to my family and my country," "I would not have come tonight." "Or indeed ever again." "Now, since I understand, we have a very full schedule today, you have my permission to withdraw." "No milk and crackers." "That will be all, thank you, Countess" "Joe, is it true: did you really get it?" "Did I get what?" "The Princess story, the exclusive." "Did you get it?" "No, no, I didn't get it." "What?" "But that's impossible!" "Have a cup of coffee or something?" "Joe, you can't hold out on me." "Who's holding out on you?" "You are." "What are you talking about?" "I know too much:" "First you come into my office and ask about an exclusive on the Princess." "Next, you disappear." "Then I get the rumour from my contact at the Embassy... that the Princess isn't sick at all, and she's out on the town." "What kind of a newspaper man are you?" "You believe every two bit rumour that comes your way?" "Yeah?" "And a lot of other rumours." "about a shindig at a barge down by the river and the arrest of eight Secret Service men, from a country which shall be nameless." "And then comes of news of the lady's miraculous recovery." "It all adds up!" "And don't think by playing hard-to-get, that you're raised the price of that story:" "A deal's a deal!" "Now, come on, come on: where is that story?" "I have no story." "Then what was the idea of..." "Joe!" "Man, wait till you see these!" "Irving." "Hiya, Mr. Henne.. oh, you got here at the right time." "Wait till you get a look at..." "What's the idea?" "!" "What do you mean, charging in and spilling things all over my place." "Who's spilling?" "You did." "I spoke to you about that once before, don't you remember?" "Joe, look at my pants!" "Yeah, you better come in here and dry 'em off, Irving." "Aww, knackers to that." "Hey, did you tell him about Smithy?" "Irving." "Smithy?" "Oh ho!" "Mr. Hennessy." "There you go again, Irving." "Joe." "Listen..." "Hey, alright, save that till later" "You're here early anyway." "Why don't you go home and shave!" "Shave?" "Yeah, or else keep quiet till Mr. Hennessy and I are finished talking." "Hey, what kind of a routine is that?" "What are you guys up to?" "Who's Smithy?" "He's a guy that we met; you wouldn't care for him." "What am I supposed to look at?" "Oh, just a couple of Irving's dames - you wouldn't like 'em." "Maybe you would..." "Don't change the subject!" "When you came back into my office, yesterday ..." "Yeah, I know, yesterday at noon I thought I had a lead, but I was wrong!" "That's all there is to it." "There is no story" "Ok" "She's holding the press interview today." "Same time, same place" "Maybe that's one story you can get." "And you owe me five hundred bucks!" "Take it out of my salary, fifty bucks a week." "Don't think I won't!" "Hey, what gives?" "Have we had a better offer?" "Irving..." "I don't know just how to tell you this, but..." "Wait till I sit down." "Well, in regard to the story that goes with these..." "There is no story." "W-why not?" "I mean not as far as I'm concerned." "Well, the eh.. pictures came out pretty well." "You wanna have a look at 'em?" "How about a blow-up from a negative that size, huh?" "Ha, that's her first cigarette, huh?" "Oh yeah, at Rocca's." "Hey, the Mouth of Truth." "Oh, you wanna know the caption I had in mind, there?" ""Barber cuts in" - huh?" "Well, here's the one I figured would be the key shot for the whole layout:" ""The Wall Where Wishes Come True", hmm?" "Joe, that's good." "Lead off with that then follow up on the wishes?" "Yeah." "I dug that up out of a file: "Princess Inspects Police"." "Yeah, but..." ""Police Inspects Princess"." "Huh?" "How about that?" "Pretty good, pretty good." "Wow!" "Is that a shot?" "What a picture!" "Is that a shot, Joe? "Body Guard Gets Body Blow"!" "Yeah." "No, no, how 'bout this: "Crowned Head" - huh?" "Oh, I get it" " That" " Joe, you got ..." "She's fair game, Joe." "It's always open season on princesses." "You must be out of your mind!" "Yeah, I know but..." "Look I can't prevent you from selling the pictures, if you want to." "You'll get a good price for 'em." "Yeah!" "You going to the interview?" "You goin'?" "Yeah." "Well, it's an assignment, isn't it?" "Teah." "It ain't much, but it's home." "Ladies and Gentlemen: please approach." ""Her Royal Highness"" "Your Royal Highness: the ladies and gentlemen of the Press." "Ladies and Gentlemen:" "Her Royal Highness will now answer your questions." "I believe at the outset, Your Highness, that I should express the pleasure of all of us.." "...at your recovery from the recent illness." "Thank you." "Does Your Highness believe that Federation would be a possible solution to Europe's economic problems?" "I am in favour of any measure which would lead to closer cooperation in Europe." "And what, in the opinion of Your Highness, is the outlook for Friendship Among Nations?" "I have every faith in it." "As I have faith in relations between people" "May I say (speaking from my own press service)" "We believe that Your Highness's faith, will not be unjustified." "I am so glad to hear you say it." "Which of the cities visited did Your Highness enjoy the most?" "Each in its own way was...unforgettable." "It would be difficult to..." "Rome - by all means, Rome." "I will cherish my visit here, in memory, as long as I live." "Despite your indisposition, Your Highness?" "Despite that." "Photographs may now be taken." "Thank you, ladies and gentlemen." "Thank you very much." "I would now like to meet some of the ladies and gentlemen of the Press." "Hitchcock, Chicago Daily News." "I'm so happy to see you, Mr. Hitchcock." "Klinger" " Deutsche Presse Agentur." "Freut mich sehr!" "Maurice Montaberis, le Figaro" "Jacques Ferris, Ici Paris." "Enchanté!" "Tel Aviv" "Cortes Cavanias, Madrid." "Lampel, New York Herald Tribune.\Good afternoon." "Irving Radovich, C.R. Photo Service." "How do you do?" "May I present Your Highness with some commemorative photos of your visit to Rome?" "Thank you so very much." "Joe Bradley, American News Service." "So happy, Mr. Bradley." "Steven Hausen, The London Exchange Telegraph." "Good afternoon." "Agence Press" "Subtitled by Jolll"