" Mom?" " Mom?" " Who died?" " Darling, whatever do you mean?" " Mom?" "Whenever something terrible happens," " Mom?" "You make french toast" " Mom?" "And talk like you're in gone with the wind." " Mom?" "Nobody died, but karma was here." " Mom?" " What did she say?" " Mom?" " He was karma's boyfriend." " Mom?" " Oh." " Mom?" "Well, you can always make a new best friend." " Mom?" "No, don't say that." "We're gonna get past this." " Mom?" "Baby, i'm sorry, but you broke the cardinal rule" " Mom?" "Of the girl code:" " Mom?" "Thou shalt not sleep" " Mom?" "With the best friend's boyfriend." " Mom?" " You never taught me that," " Mom?" "And karma and i are more than just best friends." " Mom?" "We're soul mates." " Mom?" "The normal rules don't apply to us." " Mom?" "We're spending the rest of our lives together," " Mom?" "As soon as i get her to speak to me." " Mom?" "Oh, and i hope you're right." " Mom?" "Oh, oh." " Mom?" "Mr. Booker, why do you deserve" " Mom?" "The jackson lee youth art fellowship?" " Mom?" " Well, my girlfriend dumped me." " Mom?" "She hates me so much, she metaphorically killed me," " Mom?" "And things are unbearable at home" " Mom?" "Since i told everything that my sister is my mother." " Mom?" "So i think i deserve" " Mom?" "To get the hell out of town next semester." " Mom?" "Okay, i think the one i wrote for you is better." " Mom?" "All that crap about learning and growing?" " Mom?" "It sounds like bull." " Mom?" "Yeah, well, people who give out fellowships" " Mom?" "Love bull." " Mom?" " Mom?" "Skwerkel alert." " Mom?" ""duke and his new girlfriend spotted at church."" " Mom?" "Seriously, he's taking her to the house of god?" " Mom?" "He wouldn't even take me to the house of pancakes." " Mom?" " Sorry, man." " Mom?" "It must be hard for you to see him with someone else." " Mom?" "Yeah, but not as hard as it would be" " Mom?" "If someone sent his stubbl account" " Mom?" "To tmz and outed him as a big fake." " Mom?" " You didn't do that, did you?" " No." " Mom?" "No more outing people, remember?" " Mom?" "Being a good person sucks." " Mom?" "Just throw yourself into something else," " Mom?" "Like i am with this fellowship." " Mom?" "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "I'm running for class president," "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "And you two are my campaign managers." "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "I've been distracted lately from my goal" "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "Of turning hester into a school i'd want to go to," "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "But i'm back on track now." "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "And i need 100 signatures to qualify," "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "So chop, chop." "Leila, lisbeth, listen up." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "It only made everyone hate you more." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" " And you're only social chair" "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "Because you blackmailed the principal." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "Now i know how things work around here." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "I just need some stupid touchy-feely issue to get votes." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "Then after i win, i'll go back to my true self." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "So what do i care about?" "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "Lately, all you care about is theo." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "Cared about, lisbeth." "Past tense." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "That ass is dead to me." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "He and that slutty bitch brandi are perfect for each other." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" " That was quite a night, huh?" "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "How you doing?" "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" " Let me go." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "I will once you tell me where you got this pot brownie." "Remember when you tried this with homecoming queen?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " I feel awful." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "I know how much you love chocolate chip." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Karma, can we please just talk." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "I'll just have a peanut butter." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " But amy's allergic." " Good point." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Thank you, irma, for being a true friend." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Don't worry." "I'm on it." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Just need to figure out a plan." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Sorry." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " 8 minutes, 29 seconds," "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "That's how long it takes for me to set up our tent." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "I've been practicing." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " Reagan, about camping." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Why does your voice sound like that?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " Like what?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Like you're gonna back out of this trip." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Am i moving too fast?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Camping is one step away from a u-haul." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "No, and i'm still gonna be there." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "It's just..." "i got in a fight with karma." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "You two are always getting into fights." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Can't this wait until we get back?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " No, it can't." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "I need a little bit of time to smooth things over." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Please?" " You have until 6:00." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "After that, i'm leaving with or without you." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "It would be an honor to learn" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "From such a talented and prolific hester alum." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "I know i would grow as an artist." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Don't suck up, kid." "I hate bull." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Now, tell me, what were you trying to say with this piece?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " Well, it's art." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "It means whatever you think it means." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Hello?" "Is anybody home?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "You're making your audience do most of the work here, man." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "What's the point of hammering to other" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "If it doesn't mean anything?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "A true artist has intention, so tell me" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "What you are trying to say with this piece." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Don't tell me that it represents your journey" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Or some of the bs you think i want to hear." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Tell me something real." " I don't have intention, okay?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "I've been through a lot of crap," "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "And making art is the only thing that makes me feel okay" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "For one second." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Is that real enough for you?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "That hit me right here." "Right here." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Too bad your piece doesn't." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " Lauren for president." " Vote for lauren." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Lauren for president." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "And that's why i feel so strongly" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "About my campaign platform:" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Abolishing the grade system." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Because how are we supposed to truly learn" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "If we're learning against each other?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "How do you respond to those who are saying" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "You're just pretending to care about these issues" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "So you can win?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " It hurts my heart," "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "But as far as i know, i'm running unopposed." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Thanks, guys." "Yeah, vote for me." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Here, vote for shane." "Vote for me." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Hey, ladies." "Button?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " What the is this?" " Inspiring, right?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "The public beckoned me, and i was hesitant at first." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Campaigns really consume your life," "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "But my schedule has cleared up as of late," "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "And i'm ready to eat, sleep, and breathe this election." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "How are the signatures going, wen?" "Don't worry." "I forgive you." " We're six away." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "And i just got our first polling data." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "You have almost universal brand awareness," "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "And your likability is through the roof." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "People want to be your best friend." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Wendy, stop." "You're making me blush." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "She's the best in the business." "Such a get." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Speaking of, let's go get those last signatures." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Toodles." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "I have to go where the story is." "Don't worry." "I forgive you." "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "I'm gonna have to start charging soon." "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "Just kidding." " I don't understand." "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "If you need to talk to karma, can't you just say," "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." ""karma, i need to talk to you"?" "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "I can't; she hates me, which is why i need your help." "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." " Oh, whatever's going on," "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "I don't think she'd want me involved." "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." " Mother?" "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "Can you please remind this customer" "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "That we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone?" "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "What happened between you two?" "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "Take it easy on the free samples, guys." "Are you the proprietors of the good karma juice truck?" "I have a warrant for your arrest" "Are you the proprietors of the good karma juice truck?" "For the sale and distribution of illegal drugs." "Are you the proprietors of the good karma juice truck?" " What?" "Are you the proprietors of the good karma juice truck?" "You have the right to remain silent." "Are you the proprietors of the good karma juice truck?" "Anything say can and will be used against you..." "Are you the proprietors of the good karma juice truck?" "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "I mean, you guys aren't drug dealers, are you?" "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" " Technically, yes." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "What do you think made the special brownies special?" "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" " Love?" "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "Your mom and i don't view weed as a drug." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "I mean, to us, it's medicine." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "And we only provide it to those in need." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "We sell mostly to nursing homes." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "Wait, doesn't phyllis finnegan's grandson go here?" "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "I knew 20 brownies a week was a lot to treat glaucoma." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "Wait, no, i didn't do anything." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "Till this is sorted out, everyone who sold goods" "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "From the truck is a suspect." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "That includes you." " Hey, let her go." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "I-i vouch for her." "She can stay here with me." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "Never mind." "Take me away." "This is gonna get cleared up, right?" "You've been lying to us the whole time?" "I thought we were friends," "You've been lying to us the whole time?" "And friends don't arrest friends' girlfriends." "You've been lying to us the whole time?" "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "And yours was the most amateur." "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "There's something really important i have to do," "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "So could you reject me another time?" "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," " You got the fellowship." " Are you messing with me?" "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," " I see potential in you." "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "You're angsty and emotional," "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "And you can use it in your art." "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "Fellowship's yours if you still want to spend the semester away." "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "I absolutely still want to get away." "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," " Great." "I have to say, i saw a lot of amateur art today," "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Shane, you're obviously going to beat me in this election," "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Which i'm only doing to stop thinking about my boyfriend," "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Who apparently is a narc," "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Which means our whole relationship was a lie." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "I'm humiliated and confused" "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "And not in the mood for your crap." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" " Lauren, wait." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Would it make you feel any better to know" "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "I've been humiliated too?" "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" " Yeah." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Duke and i broke up because he wouldn't come out," "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "And the next day, he's out with his beard." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Is that taffie from biggest loser?" "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" " Yup." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "If you're gonna date reality, at least go with a winner." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Taffie came in third." " That poor girl." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "That poor girl?" "What about me?" "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "You always knew who duke was." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "That poor girl has no idea who she's dating." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "He's been lying to her about everything." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Is duke even his real name?" " Actually, it's shannon." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "She has no idea that he is a big liar and a fake." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "Taffie deserves to know the truth," "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" "And so do i." "So who'd you bribe to get all those signatures?" " She's right." "Taffie does deserve to know the truth." " She's right." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Just hear me out." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Come on, mom, it smells like traitor over here." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." " It's just the toilet." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "What'd you do to your hand?" "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." " Punched a cop in the face." " Attagirl." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Let me see it." "My cousin's a doctor." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Honey, don't you think you're being a little harsh." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." ""a little harsh." "a little harsh"?" "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "I just think you should give her a chance to explain." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." " Oh, okay." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Amy, please explain to me" "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "How you could have sex with my boyfriend" "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "And then lie to my face about it for weeks." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Amy, you had sex with a boy?" "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Focus on the crushing betrayal." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "You left me no choice but to hate you," "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "And i hate you for that." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Karma, i'm so sorry." "I..." "Karma, i got arrested so we could talk." "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "Like she's gonna believe anything" "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "That comes out of your slutty mouth." "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." " No." "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "I want to hear how sleeping with the boyfriend" "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "Of your best friend in the entire world" "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "Is not as bad as it sounds," "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "But when you're done, if i'm not convinced," "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "You have to transfer schools, because i never want to see" "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "Your face ever again." "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." "You have 60 seconds." "Okay, you don't have to hate me." "It's not as bad as it sounds." " You're on." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "I only slept with him because i wanted to hurt you" "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "In the worst way possible." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." " Not a great opening." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "Hope you're not representing yourself in court." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "Remember when you saved up all your money" "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "To buy that cinderella dress and you kept it in my room" "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "So that your mom wouldn't see it?" "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." " Karma." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "Wow, i'm really screwing this up." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "My point is, you were always fantasizing" "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "About meeting your prince charming." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "I was happy just to share a cardboard castle with you," "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "And it wasn't until we kissed in the gym" "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "That i realized why." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "I've been in love with you since the day we met," "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "And suddenly we were pretending to be a couple," "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "And there was hand-holding and kissing and threesomes." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "I started to have hope," "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "Hope that you were realizing your prince charming" "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "Was princess sarcasm." "Just to be clear, i'm not interested in liam." "But when that hope died, my heart broke," "And i was hurt and angry," "But when that hope died, my heart broke," "And i just wanted to cause you pain." "But when that hope died, my heart broke," "And then i got drunk, and liam was there" "But when that hope died, my heart broke," "Like a human sledgehammer." "But when that hope died, my heart broke," "This is it." "This is where you decide whether or not" "This is it." "I'll be in your life anymore." "This is it." " Wait." "That's a big thing you're asking for." " Wait." "I'll need something in return." " Of course you do." " Wait." "After this, you're done with the art nonsense." " Wait." "You'll start an internship at skwerkel instead." " Wait." "Once you get your mba," " Wait." "You'll take a management position in the company." " Wait." "You may even take over one day." " Wait." "If you back out, you're cut off for good." "I can't believe they dropped the charges." "Now, this just goes to show you the power of positive thinking." "I can't believe they dropped the charges." "The guard said that someone we know called in a favor" "I can't believe they dropped the charges." "To the attorney general." "I can't believe they dropped the charges." " But he's a republican." "I can't believe they dropped the charges." "We don't know any republicans." "I can't believe they dropped the charges." "We'll go get the juice truck." "I can't believe they dropped the charges." "You know liam did this, right?" "I can't believe they dropped the charges." " I know." "I can't believe they dropped the charges." " Do you want this back?" "But i'm not ready to wear it yet." " Oh." "But i'm not ready to wear it yet." " It's friday night." "Don't you have plans with reagan?" " It's friday night." " We were gonna go camping." " Go." " It's friday night." " You're more important." " I know." " It's friday night." "But i'll be here when you get back." " It's friday night." " I love you." " I love you too." "You did well your first case." " I love you." " I love you too." "Now that we know you can handle it," " I love you." " I love you too." "We'll send you to tougher schools." " I love you." " I love you too." "You start baldwin high on monday." " I love you." " I love you too." "Gonna find a girlfriend there too?" " I love you." " I love you too." "Young lady, i need you to step back." " I love you." " I love you too." " What's your real name?" " I love you." " I love you too." " Anthony." " I love you." " I love you too." "How old are you really, anthony?" " I love you." " I love you too." " 20." " Was any of it real?" " I love you." " I love you too." " No." " Why did you do this?" "Why did you make me fall for you?" " No." " Why did you do this?" "Why me?" " Lauren, i..." " No." " Why did you do this?" "No, i opened my heart to you!" "I don't open my heart to anyone!" " No." " Why did you do this?" "I trusted you!" "I told you i was intersex!" " No." " Why did you do this?" " Care to comment?" "off." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "I don't want to talk about it." "It's been a crazy day." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "Well, it's about to get crazier." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "Duke's about to give a press conference." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "Apparently someone sent a link of his stubbl account to tmz." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "I thought someone was done outing people." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" " I was." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "But hasn't theo being a narc taught us" "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "You can only hide who you are for so long?" "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "Now, let's see him try to lie his way out of this one." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "Thank you, everyone, for being here today." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "I'd like to address the recent rumors" "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "That have been going around about my sexuality." "Ah, you didn't get the fellowship, huh?" "They're true." "I'm a proud gay man," "They're true." "And i am in love with shane harvey." "They're true." "Did he just say he's gay and he's in love with me?" "They're true." "I have to go." " Karma, hi." "Glad you're okay." " Karma, hi." "You got the charges dropped." "Why did you do that?" " Karma, hi." " I promise it wasn't" " Karma, hi." "So you'd get back together with me or anything." " Karma, hi." "I know that we're over." " Karma, hi." "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" " No." "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" " Then what does it mean?" "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" " Just shut up." "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "i think i need a girlfriend" "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "all you bad boys" "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "you bad, bad boys" "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "you bad boys" "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "you bad, bad boys" "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "come on down to plot 69" "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "I'm not here as the press." "I just want to show my support." "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "You are such an inspiration," "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "Though i'd love to do an exclusive." "Wait, does this mean you forgive me?" "Thank you all for your support." "I can't wait to be your president." "Thank you all for your support." "Thank you all for your support." " Game change." "Thank you all for your support." "Thank you all for your support." "let me show you everything i know" "Thank you all for your support." "Thank you all for your support." "Thank you all for your support." "I love camping." "Thank you all for your support." " I love camping too." "Thank you all for your support." "Thank you all for your support." "Thank you all for your support." "all right, come close" "Thank you all for your support." " Whoa." "Thank you all for your support." "let me show you everything i know" "Thank you all for your support." " I know." "Thank you all for your support." " I just had the weirdest dream." " Yeah?" "What about?" " What are you doing here?" "We're celebrating, remember?" "We duped karma into letting us off the hook." " Oh." "That's right." "Where were we?"