"Fucking snow..." "Fucking goggles..." "Fucking slope, fucking cold, fucking skiing!" "Fuck!" "What?" " On your goggles it says fuck!" "Are you lost?" " No." "I'm going back to the village." " That's the other way." "Can you ski?" "A little..." " lt's a difficult descent..." "Certainly in mist." "You could dive in a ravine." "And then?" "!" " Build an igloo and wait for summer." "As my grandpa always said..." "Look over the edge or you won't know how deep it is." "Sure!" "What does it mean?" "No idea..." "He was dead before I could ask." "Your nose is freezing." "I can't feel it." " Wait, don't touch." "Nicky, we were talking about nooky, not noses." "Where's your story leading?" "Nowhere, we lost each other." "I think you just stayed in the chair." " You liked him so much!" "It was a black slope. I won't risk my life for a boy I barely know." "Maybe you'll see him again." "It was only last year." "I wouldn't know him." "Hello!" "I know a nice game." "The one who hooks the best guy wins." "You're always playing that." " And I always win!" "Only because Nicky and I don't join in!" "It's time you joined in." "Lose your virginity!" "Yeah, I agree!" "Bitch!" "I'll move on." "Hold it!" "It won't last much longer." "Sorry!" " Told you." "After you." "It's all right..." " Go on." "Buy me a beer later." "Okay." "Hey, beer!" " No!" "It's for a... guy." "Wet t-shirt contest!" " Bunch of babies!" "How do we determine which guy is the best?" "What about a geo-triangle!" "Centimetres don't make a guy great." " You bet they do!" "And for us it's cup size." "Then I'm the greatest!" "What about me?" " And what about me?" "Tickets please... ls he with you?" " No there are four of us." "Ticket please." "Christ!" "I was here because I..." "He's not with you?" " Certainly not!" "You're sick!" "Stand up." "I'd rather not!" " Hurry up!" "So that's what you mean by a great guy." "I hereby declare the hunting season open!" "We're taking the chair lift!" "Can't we practice here first?" "Nicky!" " What?" "She can't ski." "But we're in your aunt's chalet." "You came all the time." "For langlaufing!" "Can't we practice down here this morning?" "We'll all go up top later." "Achtung!" "I think I saw a pussycat!" "I'm Barney." " And I'm Barney." "Hey neighbour!" "Going up?" "I'm going up." " Me too." "Sorry, I have to practice." " Coming, Nicky?" "You can learn alone, can't you Eve?" "You go ahead." "Let's go to the kids' slope." "What's this?" " Knödel." "Austrian speciality." "Tasty!" "Can't you get spaghetti for us?" "Spaghetti please?" "What's this?" " Knödel." "Tasty." "Try it." "Where's Eve?" " Registering for ski school." "That's sorted her." " Hey, we came on holiday together." "Don't you need lessons?" " Why?" "I'm with you." "You don't go off piste and we always do." "We do our own thing and meet up in the evening." "Look at that." "Tuck in!" "Show off." "Every day a different girl, but he can't snowboard for shit!" "Okay..." "Heads or tails?" " l saw him first." "Tails... I have to get a guy!" "Nicky, what did we say?" "Each to her own." "You don't like smooth guys." " Says who?" "He looks cool." "What?" " You don't have a hope." "Why not?" " You're a late developer, like Eve." "It's no problem." "You have other things." " Scrabble, Rummikub." "But I want to join in with you." " Nicky, you'd only get in the way." "We don't want you." "No guy ever fell for you and they won't this week." "All right?" "Tasty!" "Knödel!" "Tasty!" "Knödel!" "That was it?" " You should have seen them watch." "Nicky, I don't want to disappoint you, but maybe he likes knödel and it wasn't you?" " No!" "Nicky, isn't it time for Mr Monkey to get back to the zoo?" "Are you going to get dressed up?" "We are dressed up." "Stop it!" "Eve, don't!" "Why don't we dump them?" " And play Scrabble all week?" "I've had enough." "Bull's-eye!" " 180!" "Oh, shit!" "The Thomson twins!" "In the words of Tom Jones:" "what's new pussycat?" "What's up doc?" " What's up!" "?" "Arsehole, three beers!" " Asshole!" "Three beers!" "Ass?" "What's an ass?" "They were nicer acting stoned." " You wanna get stoned?" "We go dancing." "What's the best place?" "My bed." "Second best place: his bed." "No, just kidding." "The Ski Hut is rocking." " Mega bar!" "What's that?" " The Princesses Ball." "A local thing." "It's a New Year's Eve party in a castle out of town." "You can buy tickets?" " Sure, you have 400 euro?" "Or seduce a ski instructor." "They get in free." "But it's lousy, everybody comes to Barney  Barney!" "It's the best New Year Party in Sölden!" "Princesses Ball urgh!" " No good!" "I know where to welcome the New Year!" "Why don't we go to the ball?" " You couldn't seduce a ski instructor." "Nicky, are you coming?" "Those two are crazy!" " They're all yours!" "There's Ryan!" "Heads or tails?" "You play with Nicky. I'll fetch a drink!" "They're not getting drinks." "Go on!" " What about you!" "?" "I'll manage." "What's she doing?" "Wait." "He'll think she's with us!" "What happens between the mountains stays between them." "Hey..." "Knödel?" "Thanks everyone!" "Schnapps?" " Okay..." "Cheers!" "This is my class." "It was my class." "Going home tomorrow." "Are you taking lessons?" "Cherry!" "Cherry!" " Sorry, not now." "Margit?" "A cherry?" "You want lessons?" " From you?" "Can you board?" " Yeah..." "Join the selection tomorrow." "You going up?" " No. I'm back already." "Have you tried the south Gaislachkogl?" "Perfect powder." "First track, paradise..." "You haven't changed a bit." " What about you?" "Do you ever get up before the lift opens?" "My job has perks." "Don't need to get up to set a first track." "Although..." "First track... I think she only said that to please me." "Anyway... lntroduce me to your boss?" "Little brother listen." "It's not whether you can board." "If you want to teach, show your face." "People have to like you." "And believe it or not, women are people too." "Did you get round to...?" "Don't you start!" "I met a girl on the train." "And?" "Nothing..." "Something got in the way." " A condom?" "No, something else." "Never mind." "Get mixing with the girls and I'll make you an instructor." "What if my instructor is a woman?" "Did you think of that?" "I'm not going to the ball with some Deutsche dyke." "Eve Catherine Blom... I know the first day is exciting but you're a big girl." "Don't be scared." "How do they select the groups." "Can you choose an instructor?" "You have to do a test." "What if there are sexy chicks?" "I can't look skinny in this suit!" "Nicky!" "Where are you going?" "The main slope's that way!" "Nicky..." "Nicky, what're you doing?" "Well?" "What d'you think?" "Super cool!" "Super..." " ...cool!" "What're you doing?" " Changing or we'll be late." "Why?" "It looks great." "I can't afford this." "I can." "It's Mum's." "You stole it?" " No, she gave it to me." "For emergencies." "This is one!" "You think it makes a difference?" "The way we look?" "Yes." "We can show them what we're worth." "The best snowboard you have!" "What's up?" "I think... I'm afraid you'll go to the ball with Max and Sam and I'll be alone on New Year's Eve." "You have the same chance as me." "All four of us'll go to the ball." "But if..." " lf one of us doesn't then neither of us will go." "We'll be together on New Year's Eve." "You promise?" " Yes." "Supercool!" "Flashy, girls." " Super flashy!" "What are you doing here?" " The same as you: taking lessons." "Together." " l don't think so." "Your class is over there, Eve." "Very funny, Max." "All beginners here!" "Shit, the Deutsche dyke!" " Bye!" "Good plan, Nicky!" " l'm sure she's a great instructor." "Hail skiing!" "Let's find you a coach like that." " l'm going with Ryan, his idea." "You told him you were a beginner?" "Ryan only does advanced." "Who says so?" " Okay, we all speak Dutch?" "Come here." "Say Scheveningen." "Pity." "Nice try." "Get lost." "Okay, you're going to board." "How many first timers?" "Nicky!" "He'll find out!" "I have boarded... in Holland for an hour. I wasn't bad." "Too few for a beginners' group." "Follow Scheveningen." "Your teacher is Helmut." "Helmut, three more." " l already have 9." "So now you have 12!" "We'll see how good you are." "We'll split you in three levels." "The first with Dirk." "The second goes with Maarten." "The top guns can look for fresh powder with me." "Go..." "Don't be so childish." "Go with Helmut." "Or you'll look silly." "No... lt's like a Harry Potter selection." "Gryffindor, here I come!" "How do these bindings work?" " l thought you weren't a novice?" "Yes." "You could give me a hand." "Oh great!" "You had the last one." "She's for me." "It's cruel to separate friends." "If she learnt that in an hour..." "Has she been doing it for long?" " No." "It's her first time!" "Not bad, one for Helmut." "Mega-maid!" "I'll do that too." "Yeah!" "Mega-stunt!" "Group 3 to the chair lift." "Who's the boss?" " You're the boss, boss." "I'm the boss." "And I told you 100 times." "All Dutch have a Dutch teacher." "Even the beginners!" "Okay, whatever." "They can come with Dirk." "No, not with Dirk." "This week with you." "No but." "You still wanna be a teacher?" "Teach, if not: go!" "Okay." "All the beginners with me." "You too." "Down." "And up again." "Not on your nose." "Still needs work." "Pity." "Watch out for yellow snow, Nicky!" "Make the turn." "Come on!" "Come on." "Make the turn." "Now turn back." "You okay?" "Boy oh boy!" "Excuse me." "Get lost!" "That's how to do it." "It wasn't what you thought in the train." " Spare me the details!" "Let me explain." "I really needed to go." "All the toilets were occupied." "I took the bottle into an empty compartment." "Then you came in and started undressing." "I couldn't help it." "You aren't goofy." "I'm Donald Duck, okay?" "I mean your bindings are on wrong." "You're either regular or goofy." "Most people are regular." "But I'm not like most people." "I noticed." "I'm Nicky." "Eric..." "Try this." "Brother..." "What are you doing here?" "Nicky's regular." "Didn't you notice?" "Who?" " Nicky." "You playing instructor?" " Someone has to." "How's tricks?" " Fine!" "No, how's Ryan's tricks!" "What a kick." "I think he likes me." "He always shares the lift with me." " Good." "Ask him to tonight's party." "Which party?" " ln the chalet." "With the class." "Does Eve know about it?" " No, but she can come too." "No, next lift." "Sorry!" "Doing anything this evening?" " Fondue with my parents." "Nice... I'm throwing a party at my chalet." "If you're not doing anything." "Who knows." "You feel like coming?" " No, I have to fondue." "...with your parents!" "First to the left..." "Steer left..." "And then to the right!" "Again, to the right." "Sticks up, bend your knees!" "Bend the knees." "Sticks up!" "Again, again!" "Mega rescue!" "You saved their lives." "You saved their lives!" " Nearly kid-topped pizza!" "You go to the Princesses Ball?" "What do you mean?" "With you?" " No, with you." "Buy one, get one free." " You're an instructor, right?" "Of course I am." "You can come to her party tonight." "I'm giving a party?" " Now you are." "FUCK" " BONK" " BANG" ""Schwengels", plural of one schwengel." "What's a schwengel?" " Prick - dick - dong - penis..." "Keeping your coat on?" " All ski coaches do." "The boys look at me differently." "Okay, 50 points." "Go on, you're losing anyway." "Okay, my turn." "Here - "cunt" on double word." "Got rid of the C too." "You want to join in?" " Yeah!" "Every bitch for herself, Nicky!" " Pardon?" "Max and I aren't friends any more." "Not tonight." "Until Ryan has chosen me." "In your dreams, baby!" "Ladies..." "Nice little palace..." "Whose is it?" " My aunt's." "She means my mother, we're cousins." "I brought some friends." "Sure." "Plenty of room." "My brother may come too." " Schnapps?" "Great." " Me too." "Guided tour?" "Here's the terrace with jacuzzi." "Nice mother..." "What's her line?" " Soft porn." "Schnapps!" " Excuse me?" "Oops, I gave it away." "Soft porn?" " Tyrol frolics." "Very popular in the 70s." "Your Waldhorn between my Alps." "You know." "You wanna see one?" "Sisi!" " Naynay!" "What's this?" ""Sisi the Naughty Empress."" "Which one's your mother?" "Sisi or Naynay?" "Every bitch for herself, Max." "It was to be our secret." " Your aunt's quite pretty." "Dance?" "Tell me about the Princesses Ball." " lt's a New Year's Eve Party." "Fairytale atmosphere..." "...women in skirts whirling around." "Can you waltz?" "Not really." "I can teach you." "If you'll take me with you." "May I have this dance?" "I'm Mr Monkey." "I sleep with Nicky every night." "Who are you?" " Your cuddly animal?" "No, Max is drunk." "Me, drunk?" "Hey, an ape!" " Stop it!" "Why?" "He isn't yours, right?" "You have a light?" " You don't smoke." "I don't... but Mr Monkey does!" "is it yours or not?" "Look..." "What a hero." "Guys, this is my brother." "is he your brother?" " Yes." "You know each other?" "Here..." "One down..." "How do you know each other?" " From the train." "Eric was lying..." " We wanted to open a bottle and Eric had a corkscrew." "Eric?" "I have to work." "Dance?" "Or a jacuzzi?" "I'm wet anyhow." "If you had to choose between Sam and me, who would you prefer?" "A trio..." "That would be best." "You two should try each other." "No?" "You fight it out." "I won't be long." "Ryan..." "We're going to the Ski Hut." " l'm staying a while." "Are you sure?" "Jenny...?" "Shouldn't you be singing tonight?" " You still owe me a cherry." "Sorry, don't have any." "I think you do." "Plenty of fruit down here." "Gimme one second." "Ski instructors!" " Cruel race!" "I'm sure he prefers me." "Oh yeah?" "Ladies..." "Wow, mega bubbles!" " No, that was me!" "180!" " Shall we?" "Maybe we should wait..." "Yeah, me too." "Okay, I'm ready." " Me too!" "He said: the top of the chair lift." "Sorry!" "I didn't see you." "How long before you can do that?" "It's not hard." "Go off piste and you fall soft." "Waiting for Ryan?" "Holy fuck!" "Guys, keep it going!" "Don't stick together." "Okay... I'm proud of you." "What are you up to?" "What are you doing?" " Lesson 1: bite snow." "They seem to like it." "Go down to the blue slope. I'll join you." "No jokes. I'll kick you back home!" "Cool it!" "If I hadn't come by, they'd be complaining to your boss." "Nicky!" "Leave your bindings." "You'll sink in the snow." "So Knödel's the girl from the train." "Not bad." "Don't touch her, Ryan!" "Sure?" "Want me to deflower her?" "Try her out?" "Hurry up, dozy." "She'll be gone next week..." "And you'll have RSl." "You still haven't forgotten." "Boy..." "Hey, my little coach!" "Snoopy!" "A replay tonight?" "Five minutes, kids." "And you too, Eve." "I thought you were the coach." " Sure. I have to introduce a new coach." "Starting with the novices." " Okay, doll." "See you tonight." " Hi Mum!" "Are you in love?" " Can't you see?" "Did it hurt?" " No. I had factor 12." "I mean last night!" "Did it hurt?" "No idea..." "Alcohol!" "It's no good, they say." "Nothing I can't straighten up tonight." "What?" "Nothing..." "Borrow my coat for a day?" "It works wonders!" "I don't think Ryan would fall for it." "Ryan!" "There are nicer guys than Ryan!" "Like yours?" "Hey coach, replay tonight?" "Okay!" "I like him." "And he's no time-share, like yours." " What d'you mean?" "Really." "At the party he was snogging Sam and Max and left with a slut from the Ski Hut." "Are you blind?" "At least I don't have to rely on my jacket!" "Stay together and wait at the top." "Okay, two options..." "You have a hangover or you're mad at me." "The second..." "Okay, I'm sorry." "I shouldn't have done it." "What?" " l have no idea." "You tell me." "Or was it the monkey?" "I thought that was a joke." "Everything is for you!" "Novices, coaching, girls, kissing..." "That's why you're a coach, right?" "Knödel... ls it because I kissed your friends?" "Or because I didn't kiss you?" "What about your friends?" "is it a contest?" "Who gets the first instructor?" " No." "Who are you kidding, Knödel?" " My name's Nicky!" "Tell them you're quits." "I don't want to be quits." "Why don't you go for first prize?" "If you want to eat or drink, please do." "But we're going down at 9 o'clock." "I don't want anyone drunk in the ravine." "Schnapps?" "Trying to catch up?" "It was lying here." " After you hit it!" "You have plans?" " Who's the lucky man?" "Ryan." "Yeah right..." "What do you think?" "Blue or green lenses?" "One eye each?" " Kinky!" "He said I kissed better than you." "Excuse me?" "He said that Max was pretty passive and Sam stank of rotten liver sausage!" "Nice coloured lenses." "Can I try?" "Nicky..." "Sorry we were cruel." "But act your age!" "Why don't you work on his mates?" "Then we can go to the ball together." "She's getting like you." "Bitch!" "Together, we'll get to Ryan." "Where were you last night?" "We waited for you." "I couldn't choose." " Who said you had to?" "Excuse me." "Cherry!" "Cherry!" "180!" "Nicky, act your age!" "I..." "What's with her?" " Nothing." "Jealous kid." "She thought you'd be her first." "If only you'd known." "Hey, you can't do that!" "Have you gone crazy?" "You're the crazy one!" "This machine is really dangerous!" "And certainly at night!" "Bastard!" "Shit!" "I reckon you are goofy!" "Here..." "Jaeger tea!" "Be my guest." "Watch out or I'll start yodelling!" " l have that too." "Don't mind me." "When the tears start flowing..." " That's why women live longer." "The more you cry, the longer you live." " That's another year!" "Hey." "Maybe this can comfort you." "Mr Monkey?" " "Mr" l say..." "Really..." "You want to live to 100?" "You fished it out of the stream?" " Yes, he was mad at you." "But when I said you didn't mean it, he thawed." "Look at me." "Crying over a piece of cloth!" "If you can love a piece of cloth so much then what about a future boy or girl or..." "Someone good enough enough yodelling!" "Will o' the wisp..." "You want to go?" " No." "I'm no good at boarding." "I'd never catch up." "Come on..." "Come on..." "Bend your knees." "Nicky?" "We're here." "We can't get any closer." " l fell asleep." "Your eyes are different colours?" "Why don't I fall in love with a nice guy like you?" "Thanks." "Bye... lt's all your fault for messing!" "Always on about guys!" "The emergency number is 1-1-2." "I'll call her parents." " No Eve!" "Maybe nothing's wrong." "Nothing wrong?" "You let her go without a coat?" "You were bonking on the bog..." " That's irrelevant!" "I'm back... I'm going to bed." "Coming?" " No." "Why not?" "Did I really slap him?" " Don't bother." "Eve!" "Sorry I was so nasty about Herman." "I'm happy for you." "Dump Ryan." "Did it hurt?" "Yes..." "You're not going to your class?" " We always used to play truant together." "And you nearly failed your exams!" "I'll show you what I learnt." "Chip and Dale." "And the big bad wolf." "Tonight show ballet." "Two of you set up flags." "We could go down the other way." "I don't care." "Look at that!" "It's Knödel." "Look boss." "My pupil." "See how I teach novices?" "She's a novice?" "Very good." "Ryan's a great teacher." "No. I had private lessons from his brother." "Who's your brother?" "Hi Nicky." "Coming?" "Sure." "Nice." "What?" " Nothing, never mind." "We're not going off-piste, are we?" " Well..." "You could say that." "We're going flying." "You have to open your eyes." "King of the world... I'm not so sure I like this Leonardo!" "Okay Kate, hold on tight!" "Run!" "Take a look: a first track!" "Great!" "Why did he look round?" " All boarders do." "He's checking his line." "It's very personal." "A good line is a signature." "Sometimes it's art." "The board's his brush." "The snow is his canvas." "It may sound a bit light-headed..." "Very light!" "The advantage of the Snow Cat..." "You're always up first before the lift opens." "You're on the mountain, the valley is in the clouds, the sun rises and I race down on the board." "Ultimate!" "We're going to land." "Start running." "Run!" "Well?" "What d'you say?" " About what?" "First track." " Now?" "No, it's too late now." "1 January. lt's my tradition... I sleep in the hut and next morning I do the year's first first track." "A New Year's dip." " Something like that... I'll have to ask my friend Eve." "We're usually together on New Year's Eve and had a date." "Sure." " l'll tell you tonight in the Ski Hut." "Get out of here." "I'll see you tonight." "Yes." " After the show ballet." "What a tight ass." " What?" "You know Neil Armstrong?" " What game is this?" "The first man on the moon." "He floated down the steps, a flag under his arm." "He knew he'd always be remembered for his next action." "What's the story?" " First track paradise." "See you, Ryan." "She's a good kisser." "She started it." " Crap!" "Ask why she left in tears last night." "Might it be me?" "No way..." "A small step for a man..." "The good news is:" "my boss wants to see you." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Sölden ski coach show ballet." "All the coaches will show their coolest tricks." "Let's start with the neon skiers!" "Where's Eve?" "Eve, your ski coach?" "My ski coach?" " You're in her class with the children?" "Oh, Eve!" " ls she in the show ballet too?" "Of course." "Hey coach!" "I asked when it's your go." " Eve... my ski teacher?" "Isn't your boyfriend here?" "He's not my boyfriend." " You haven't unscrewed his cork?" "And have you bonked this week yet?" "Tubes been flushed?" "Was it a hand job or did you sit on anyone's face?" "Did you get fucked?" "!" "And for the spectacular super finale we light the Ring of Fire!" "Sorry." "Eve!" "?" "First our Dutch ski instructor Ryan boards his way through the Ring of Fire." "Here he goes!" "Will you be my princess tomorrow?" "What should I do?" "They're brothers." "I'll feel bad for Eric if I go with Ryan." "Nicky, I don't care." " How can you say that?" "Sorry!" "Sorry, I'm... I'm so selfish!" "Sorry." "Has Herman called?" "I was so stupid." "If you can't ski, don't play instructor!" "He'll call." " No... I let him use me." "I really wanted to believe that he liked me." "He'd rather go to the ball with me than with Max or Sam." "Could you believe that?" "Remember what we promised in the ski shop?" "Neither of us would be alone on New Year's Eve." "You're not alone." "So you can go to the ball with Ryan." "I was worried you'd get as bad as Max and Sam." "But you aren't." "You're much worse!" "But..." " Bye, Nicky!" "Three more, darling." "She flew off the piste and broke both legs!" "So she wasn't an instructor!" " No!" "So you're disqualified, Herman!" " Nil-nil!" "The deal was a real ski instructor!" " No points, but I scored!" "Mother?" "No, I'm drinking water." "What?" "Good morning, my lady." "Where did you get those?" " Sisi!" "Naynay!" "They're Eve's aunt's." "We saved the best for you." "A white one." " Really?" "Getting Ryan to couple us with Dirk and Maarten..." "That was great!" "I'll try it on." "Amazing!" "Eric?" "You're our new instructor." "Isn't he, guys?" "Try this!" "Schnapps!" "Cherry!" "Cherry!" "I'd take Banana." "She wants to go to the ball." " No!" "I'm going with Nicky." "Forget her!" "She's here a few days." "You have all winter." "I may be an instructor." "But I'm not a clone of you, like your creepy friends!" "You don't want me to take her because you can't get her!" "It's all very moving, but I have a reason for telling you to take Banana." "I'm taking Nicky." "Nicky!" "Sorry." "Come on!" " Nicky!" "Sisi!" " Naynay!" "I can see sperm stains." "Joking!" "All right?" "Sorry..." "You seem popular." "The baron." "Hello Ryan." "As always with the prettiest girl." "Miss..." "Thank you." " Thank you, Baron." "Princess for a night." "An old tradition." "I know that man." "Of course." "He's the lift man." "The baron is lift man?" " Yes." "He's not a real baron." "The whole ball is fake." "Every year the village chooses a new baron, like a carnival prince." "But they really think you're the prettiest." "You hear that?" "The waltz..." "I was going to teach you." "Ryan?" "Where's your brother Eric?" "Home." "He's returning to Holland." "What?" "But he wanted to be a ski instructor!" "?" "He changed his mind." "Pity, he'd have been very good." "Why did Eric go back to Holland?" "No idea..." "I think it has something to do with you." "How come?" " Dance?" "I don't understand." "I did ballroom dancing." "Don't tell anyone." "Bad for my name." "No, Eric..." "Why is he leaving?" "Because you chose me." "Hey bubbles!" " Should I call my parents now?" "I won't get through at midnight." "I'll go and get some." "Ryan..." "You did well." "All three a first track in the new year." "Let's make it a tradition." "I have to be honest." "Only Knödel is a first track." "The rest are blue slopes." "You said..." " Max and Sam?" "Of course not." "Bluer than blue!" "Soiled goods." " Cheat!" "Either you give her to us or you have last choice all season!" "Don't complain!" "You both have great slopes with two great Alps." "Better than mine!" "I want the dark one." " She's mine." "Heads or tails?" "Hey, Knödel!" "What a waste." "11:59." "They won't make it." "Let's go." "Where?" " Away!" "Why?" "It's countdown time!" "Ryan only wants me because I never did it." "So what?" "Dirk and Maarten were raffling you!" "Really?" "Who got me?" "We raffled Ryan." "What's the problem?" "I won't be used!" " You used him!" "You got what you wanted:" "the party and the best guy." "Well done!" "If you don't want to, don't do it." "You have us!" "Most important is being with your friends at midnight!" "Ten, nine, eight..." "Seven, six, five..." "Four, three, two, one..." "Happy New Year!" "Nicky?" "Nicky!" "Why are you here?" "Happy New Year!" " Same to you!" "Wow!" "Plastered arms!" "Cool, eh?" " We thought if Eve can do the jump so can we!" "Isn't that cool?" "Can you help?" " Of course." "Delicious..." "Will you be careful?" "Surely you're no...?" "No!" " Don't tell Sam!" "Take over nurse. I'm getting tired!" "Of course, doctor." "Delighted to!" "Ryan said you went back to Holland." "I'm going." "But first a first track." "And?" "How was the ball?" "Balls to the ball!" "So you didn't come up for me?" "No... I thought you'd left." "A difficult descent!" "Certainly alone." "You could dive in a ravine." "Build an igloo and wait for summer." "Look over the edge or you won't know how deep it is." "Your nose is freezing!" "I don't know if I can do it!" "You can do it." "Trust me." "Translated by Martin Cleaver"