"You cheered at the western parody "Terror in Oklahoma", and the gangster spoof "Chicago Digest"..." "You'll adore today's film, while laughing at horror movies." "Vera Norman:" "the moving Lorelei" "François Patrice:" "the unfortunate Eric Von Meusenberg" "Roger Blin:" "the sinister Doctor Frankensberg" "Helena Manson:" "the enigmatic housekeeper" "Marc Boussac:" "the evil Fürrespiegel" "Michel Piccoli:" "the monstrous Torticola" "Castle... castle... the castle..." "First Episode:" "The Laboratory of Terror" "1937." "A small remote village in Pomerania." "Young and beautiful orphan Lorelei is forced to give up her studies and take shelter at her uncle and tutor's home, Doctor Frankensberg." "Frankensberg, a man with deep knowledge, devotes himself to mysterious experiments in his Todenwald castle..." "Father... my Father..." "The road to Todenwald, please?" "At the fourth standing stone, on your left." "When will it be?" " She arrives." " At least..." " What time is it?" " It's the right time." "At Todenwald the custom is to have tea at midnight sharp." "How much today?" "One or two?" "No!" "Today it's three." "It's for tonight, isn't it?" "She is coming." "It's best she did not meet "him" on the way." "Where are you coming from?" "The cemetery, of course." "You've been eating dead people again." "You will be spotty again!" "Let him be." "Nobody is perfect." "Torticola!" "Be quiet!" "He seems quite nervous." "That's the reason." "Freud's "Commentary on a proposition"." "You know how he is inhibited by that book!" "The creatures of my making are not prone to inhibitions!" "Every being has complexes." "But it's true that this one is far from normal" "With five more litres of blood he will be perfect." "Enough meat for today." "Eat some sardines." "mmmhhh... good... it's good..." "I understand your impatience." "But I can assure you it's only a matter of hours... your five litres of blood are coming." "My niece can refuse me nothing." "In a few hours..." "I will know if a lifetime dedicated to research... devoted to science... was not completely worthless." "If, with dead matter.." "and years of study,..." "I will succeed, with these hands, to make" "A man." "Past experiences were not all successful... looking at this one." "Who says, dear Fürrespiegel... that I did not reach my goal with Eric?" "Eric?" "Kitty, kitty?" "What makes you think I wished for something more than this incomplete metamorphosis?" "Ain't that the truth, Eric?" "Fine revenge I have at my feet, the son of my competitor, Von Meusenberg." "Your father humiliated me in front of the science academy." "But my science was superior to his." "I grafted, thanks to my knowledge, a cat's brain into his only son." "As to the brain of this brilliant subject" "I grafted it onto my cook's cat!" "Uncle Fritz?" "Uncle Fritz?" "Good evening." "Are you looking for someone?" " Good heavens!" "A cat that speaks!" " So what?" "Would you prefer me to mew?" "It's her?" "It's her." "Yes, it's really her." "Uncle Fritz?" "My good uncle, if only you knew!" "I've just seen a speaking cat." "Why not?" "We have here a man that mews." "A characteristic nevrostatic complex." "Her father surely took away her doll when she was eight." "Carry her to her room." "You see how brainy I am!" ""Commentary on a proposition" by Dr. Sigmund Freud" ""End of the first episode"" "Will Lorelei succeed in escaping the snare of the occult powers surrounding her?" "Will Eric Von Meusenberg regain his lost soul?" "That's what you'll find out by watching the second episode of" "Torticola against Frankensberg..." ""Prey of the Damned"" "Visit Todenwald Ghosts and will o' the wisps of all kinds 14 June to 14 October included!" "Torticola against Frankensberg." "Second episode" "Prey of the Damned" "Previously..." "Lorelei, forced by destiny to take shelter in her uncle's castle, realizes with anguish that Dr. Frankensberg has evil intents against her." "Frankensberg has also created a man that mews, a cat that speaks, and a hand-made necrophage monster, a mere tool in his hands, "Torticola"!" " Doctor." " What is it?" "Look at him, he scratches his ear." "A good omen." "Bad weather will continue and the harvests will be ruined!" "Lorelei?" "Lorelei?" "Do you hear me?" "In a moment I will know everything..." "Answer the following question:" "What is your deepest wish?" "Eric... say miaow to me..." "Yes but..." "Which one does she love?" "The man..." "Or the cat?" "Again!" "Those monks again!" "Their singing is giving me nightmares." "What is the use of science if remorse is barring the way to discovery?" "Don't give up!" " It's them again!" " So what?" "You're afraid of the reference to the Ku-Klux-Klan?" "Where am I?" "Well... well..." "There's no use to panic." "Good god!" "A man in a chest!" "If you can't sleep don't bother those who can." "Operating Theatre." "Apparition." " Ready?" " Ready, boss." "Removal" ""End of Episode Two" Will Lorelei escape her merciless fate?" "Who will snatch her from the mad doctor's claws?" "Torticola, a bloodthirsty monster spun from a madman's brain?" "The enigmatic housekeeper, wiped from the kingdom of the living?" "You will know by watching the third and final episode of" ""Torticola vs. Frankensberg"" "The Monster Had a Heart" "Ask for your ice lolly and choc-ice!" ""Torticola against Frankensberg" Third and final episode" "The Monster had Heart" "Previously..." "Fallen into her mad uncle's hands, innocent Lorelei is destined to be sacrificed on the altar of science." "The sinister Frankensberg intends to extract her blood and inject it into the monstrous Torticola." "Eric, the man with a cat's brain, another victim of the mad doctor, attends, helpless, the surgical operation..." "Excuse me gentlemen..." "Did you see the invisible man?" "Eric..." "Evocation" "You called me, Doctor?" "My brothers, it's time to die." "End of transmission" "No!" "Not her!" "Excuse me gentlemen..." "Did you see..." "The invisible man?" "Well, well, well..." "Thank you..." "Kitty... kitty..." "Come quick." "If someone asks for me..." "I'm not visible." "Apparition" "Bring me Dr. Frankensberg's sleepers at once." "I'm going in my study." "Sigmund Freud's "Key of dreams"" "Brother, you're dead already." " And me?" " Happiness makes us selfish." "We had forgotten poor Torticola." "Lorelei, because of his love for you, He gave up becoming a man." "By refusing my blood he proved he was better than other men." "Let him now receive his reward." " Ah, my kitty!" " No, please!" "Hello!" "Good heavens!" "A monster!" "Custom made for CG by aloysius70"