"synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "Clarence:" "Don't worry, little guy." "I'm not gonna squish you." "I just..." "I'm just here to look." "[Tires screech] Hey, mom, great news." "Jeff says I can come over and hang out at his house." "Do you think maybe you want to drive me?" "Mom:" "Oh, I will, sweetie." "But first, we're gonna go grocery shopping." "I finally got all my coupons gathered. [Chuckles]" "Now, where's the one for laundry detergent?" "It's here somewhere." "Hmm." "Clarence:" "Oh, seriously?" "But grocery shopping is so boring." "It's like the most boring thing you can do on the whole Earth." "Seriously, mom, I can't think of anything more boring." " Mom:" "Clarence." " Clarence:" "I'm sorry." "I'll go." "[Soft music playing]" "Mom:" "All right, real fast, just let me double-check and make sure I have everything here." "30 cents off tuna, baked beans, hair spray... [gasps] [whirring] [motor revs]" "[Slurps]" "Clarence:" "Wow!" "Hey, lady, where'd you get that go-kart?" "[Whistles]" " So, how fast can this baby go?" " Harrumph!" " Mom:" "Clarence!" " Clarence:" "What?" " Mom:" "That's impolite." " Clarence:" "Sorry." "We were just talking cars." "Hmph!" "Clarence:" "Boring apples, boring oranges, boring cel..." "Hey!" "Get out of here, celery." "No one invited you." "Mom:" "Mm-hmm." "Oh, could you watch the cart for me, sweetie?" "Clarence:" "Okay." "[Grunting]" " Hey!" "You stole a grape!" "That's stealing!" " Clarence:" "What are you ..." "What are you talking about?" "What grape?" "[Gasps]" "Hey, lady, did you see that?" "He stole a grape." " You're not allowed to do that!" " Mom:" "Oh, okay." "Well, I'll ..." "I'll turn him in to the proper authorities, then." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Hmph." "Ha ha." "Mom:" "Hey, Clarence, I got a mission for you, if you think you can handle it." "Clarence:" "A mission?" "What kind of mission?" "Mom:" "Can you get me a gallon of skim milk?" "Clarence:" "Yes, sir." "Mom:" "And reme... hey, remember to check the date." "Clarence:" "Yep!" "[Humming]" "Whoa." " 'Scuse me." "Are these free?" " They sure are." "Clarence:" "All right." "These are our coconut macaroon cookies, made with organic... coconut..." "Clarence:" "Oh, yeah ... milk." "Whole milk ... gross." "2% ... gross." "Ah." "Skim milk." "[Dramatic music plays] [grunts]" "Oh." "Come on." "Come on." "[Squeaking] [grunts] [thud] [music stops] [gasps]" "There's a whole world back here." "[Splort!" "]" "[Creaking] [grunts]" "Aah!" "[Gasps] Banana peel!" "Banana peel, banana peel, banana peel, banana peel, banana peel." "[Groans] [laughs] [door opens] Huh?" "[Gasps] [whimpers]" "[panting]" "[Chuckles] Missed me. [Whirring]" "Aah!" "[Dramatic music plays] [bonk!" "]" "Hello." "Lug-A-Lug-A-Lug-A-Lug-A-La!" "[Sniffs deeply] [slosh] [shoes squeaking]" " Clarence:" "Hey, Sumo." " Sumo:" "Hey, man." "Uh, is that your grandma?" "Clarence:" "I don't know." "I think she think's I'm hamburgers." "What are you doing in that kiddy seat?" "Sumo:" "Well, my mom banned me from leaving after last time." "Clarence:" "Whoa." "What happened last time?" "[Dramatic music plays]" "[Growls]" "Sumo: [screeches]" "Long story." "What are you doing here?" "Clarence:" "Well, I was gonna hang with Jeff, but mom says" "I got to get groceries first." "I hate shopping." "Sumo:" "You know, they do got some stuff to do here, if you" " know where to look." " Clarence:" "Wow." "Really?" "[Wheels screech]" "Sumo:" "If the jellybeans fall down here, they're free." " Clarence:" "So now are these ones free?" " Sumo:" "I guess they are." "[Both laugh] [bubbles gurgling] [muffled thudding]" "Clarence: [muffled shouts]" "Yeah, I'm pretty much assistant manager by now." "I have my own key and everything." "You can hold it, if you want." "Hey!" "[Machine hissing]" " Clarence:" "Help, Sumo!" " Sumo:" "Get it out!" "Get it out!" " [Grunts] Okay, now it's your turn." " Clarence:" "Okay, let me just ... oops." "Man over PA:" "Cleanup in aisle 5." "Clarence:" "Pretty sure there's a secret world back ..." "Oof!" "[Laughs]" " Sumo:" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" " Clarence:" "Yay!" "All right!" "Mom: 50% off?" "[Gasps]" "Ooh!" "70% off!" "Hello!" "A dollar for two?" "♪ Don't mind if I do ♪ [grunts]" "[Sighs] Savings." "Hmm." "You know, I wonder where Clarence is with that milk." "Sumo: [panting] [laughs] [grunts] Sumo:" "Waaagh!" "[Glass shatters]" "Cleanup in aisle 5." "[Grumbling]" " Okay, you again. [Forced chuckles]" " Clarence:" "Try them, Sumo." " They're free." " Yes, these are our coconut macaroon cookies, made with organic..." "Clarence: [imitating car]" "Sumo:" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Clarence: [giggles]" "Sumo: [imitating car]" "Clarence:" "This is actually really fun!" "Mom:" "This is it ... one whole month of coupons." " [Sniffs] Ahh." " Clarence:" "Mom, look out!" "[Wheels screech] Mom: [gasps]" " Clarence:" "No!" " Mom:" "Oh, oh, oh!" "Ohhh!" "Ohh." "What ..." " Coupons?" " Coupons?" " Coupons?" "!" " Coupons?" "[Indistinct arguing]" "Mom: [gasps]" "No!" "No!" "My ... my coupons!" "My coupons!" "No!" "[Sobbing] Oh, no!" "Ah!" "Clarence!" "Clarence, I just ..." "I ..." " Oh, Clarence." " Clarence:" "I'm ..." "I'm sorry, mom." "I ..." "Uh, look." "I-I got the milk you asked for." "Mom:" "All right, that's okay, Clarence." "I'll just, uh, put everything back now that I don't have coupons for them, all right?" "So why don't you just wait here, okay?" " Clarence:" "Sumo, we got to get those coupons back." " Sumo:" "What's the big deal?" "Clarence:" "I don't know exactly what they do." "They must be like "mom money" or something." "But all I know is that my mom needs them, and we're gonna get them back." "Sumo:" "Well, there's newspapers just sitting around the store that are full of those things." "And those machines just spit them out at you." "[Whirring]" "Clarence:" "Let's go get some coupons." "[Intense action music playing]" "[Air whistling] Sumo:" "Get ready." "Here they come." " Clarence:" "Gotcha." " Sumo:" "Ha!" "See ya." "Wait!" "No!" "[Crash]" "Clarence: [vocalizes spy-movie music]" "Somersault, somersault, somersault away." "Hey, hey, hey!" "You're not allowed to do that!" "When are you gonna get in trouble?" "[imitates explosion]" "Smoke bomb." "See you later, alligator." " Does anybody else see this?" "!" " Clarence: [high-Pitched] Oh, wow." "Samples?" "Don't mind if I do." "[Sighs] [munches] [whirring]" " Well, well, well." "Look who it is." " Sumo:" "Hello, Joshua." "Mom: [sighs]" "Oh, look." "Avocados ... half off." "I had seven coupons for that." "Oh, well." "They're just a superfood that makes you live longer." "Guess I don't need that, so, uh, never mind." "Clarence:" "Mom, mom, mom, look!" " I got you your coupons back." " Mom:" "What?" "!" "Clarence!" "How did you get all these coupons?" " They're all here." " Clarence:" "Oh, don't worry about it." "I've got my resources." "Sumo: [growling] Clarence!" "They're onto us!" " Mom:" "Clarence, is that ..." " Clarence:" "Come on, mom." "Let's go." "[Scanner beeping]" "[Register beeps] [beep]" "[Scanner beeping]" "Mom:" "Ohh!" "I've got that in cash." "[panting] Get back here!" "When I get my hands on you ..." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "What is this?" "!" " Are you chasing a child?" "!" " No!" "No!" "He ... he stole all the coupons." "It's against store policy, sir." "All right." "Easy, maverick." "How about we go have a little talk in my office?" "Sumo: [growls] [Chuckles]" " Nice one, Joshua." " It's "Josh."" "Clarence:" "Did you know they got free cookies?" "I must have ate, like, two bags' worth." "And then this old lady thought that I was steak." "And then me and Sumo read about a fish boy." "Let me give you the gist of it." "It's ... he's, like, um... and ... and then we ate some more cookies. [chuckles]" "Oh, well, sounds like you weren't too bored after all, huh?" "Clarence:" "Yeah, I guess you're right." "[Clicking] [tires screech]" " How do I stay so young?" " Jeff:" "Oh, man, Clarence." " You missed the best day ever." " Clarence:" "I did?" "Jeff:" "Get this." "They've been playing only game shows all day long." "[Sighs]" "It's been awesome." "You had to be here." " Clarence:" "Oh." "Uh... drats." " Jeff:" "What did you do?" "Clarence:" "I went shopping with my mom." "Oh, and Sumo was there, and we, like, went on a little mission, and we had to get coupons." "It was really crazy." "Jeff:" "Oh, yeah?" "[Gasps] It's back on!" "We're back, and the bidding will start with Tina." "Tina, you are bidding on a bottle of wet gleem cleaning detergent." " Can you guess the price?" " Jeff: $8.99!" "I know this!" "Clarence:" "Come on, lady." "It's got to be at least $12.99." " $7.50, Dan." " And the actual retail price is... $12.99." " Jeff:" "Wh..." "What?" " Clarence:" "I told her." "That ain't no brand X." "Jeff:" "Let's do something else." "♪ Early to bed ♪" "♪ early to rise ♪" "♪ picking my nose ♪ ♪ wasting my time ♪ synccorrectionbyf1nc0"