"EVERYBODY'S GOT SECRETS." "SOME ARE MORE EMBARRASSING THAN OTHERS." "ME, OH, MY!" "YOU'RE JUST STARTING RIGHT UP, HUH?" "BUT AT LEAST NO ONE EVER FOUND OUT." "KEY?" "KELLY LEE?" "I'M HARRY KENNISON." "WE WENT W WESTWOOD SOUTH TOGETHER." "OKAY, SO ONE PERSON FOUND OUT." "BUT I KEEP KELLY'S SECRET, SHE KEEPS MINE..." "OH." "AND THEN THERE'S JASON." "HE WAS JUST SUBPOEED" "FOR BEING PART OF A HUGE CORPORATE SCANDAL." "OH!" "I GUESS THE D.A. DOESN'T CARE" "THAT YOU'RE VOLUNTEERING AT A HOSPITAL" "WHEN YOU'VE RIPPED OFF THOUSANDS OF INVESTORS..." "ESPECIALLY WHEN COMMUNITY SERVICE" "IS THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND." "YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO RELAX." "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GRAB A NAP, SEE A MOVIE?" "UNFOUNATELY, I WAS ONE OF THOSE INVESTORS." "BUT WHAT I LOST WAS NOTHING COMPARED TO OUR FRIEND SHERMAN." "HE WAS A FOUS DIET GURU," "TILL HIS WIFE LEFT HIM WITH NOTHING." "SHE EVEN TOOEV THE WATER FROM THE POOL." "IT'S TOUGH FOR A GUY WITH AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY" "TO HANDLE THAT SORT OF THING." "SHERMAN WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE KEPT THAT A SECRET, BUT..." "EVERYBODY FOUND OUT." "ANIMALS!" "YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF ANIMALS!" "BACK AWAY FROM MY CAR!" "AND NOW THAT EVERYBODY'S CRASHING AT MY HOUSE," "IT'S HARD TO KEEP ANYTHING A SECRET." "Capture:" "FRM@maoren sync:" "FRM@SEED0018 I'M SORRY." "I-I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE--I'LL COME BACK." "HARRY, IT'S YOUR HOUSE." "RIGHT." "WELL..." "I WILL STAY THEN." "THAT'S TOOTHPASTE." "I KNOW." "IT'S A LITTLE, UH, BEAUTY SECRET." "THE MINT OPENS UP THE PORES." "YOU WANT SOME?" "LOOK, HARRY ,IF ME STAYING HERE IS WEIRDING YOU OUT," "I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND." "NO, NO, KELLY." "YOU--YOU-- U STAY AS LONG AS YOUR LEGS." "YOU JUST SAID,UR LEGS."" "I KNOW." "IT'S AN..." "EXPRESSION" "THAT SHOW PEOPLE USE FOR "STAYING AROUND."" "YOU KNOW, "IT'S GOT LEGS, BABY!"" "AND YOU GOT 'EM." "LOOK, HARRY, IF I'M GONNA STAY HERE," "I CAN'T KEEP PRETENDING THAT I'M A LAWYER." "IT'S RIDICULOUS." "I'M GONNA HAVE TO TELL JASON AND SHERMAN THE TRUTH" "I WORK IN A MASSAGE PARLOR." "NO!" "NO, YOU CAN'T TELL THEM YOU WORK IN A PLACE WHERE YOU..." "ILLEGALLY PLEASURE GENTLEMEN." "YOU AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE RECONNECTED" "IF YOU DIDN'T COME IN." "THEY'LL BE COOL." "NO, THEY WON'T BE COOL, KELLY." "TRUSME." "THEY'RE JUDGMENTAL SCUM." "THEY'RE YOUR BEST FRIENDS." "THAT'S HOW I KNOW." "IF WE TELL THEM WHAT OUR HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN" "DOES FOR A LIVING," "THEY'RE NEVER GONNA LOOK AT YOU THE SAME," "AND I-I DON'T WANNA DO THAT TO YOU." "HEY, DAD!" "COME SEE WHAT SHERMAN'S DOING." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT!" "OH, GREAT." "WHAT IS HE EATING NOW? IT STILL AMAZES ME" "HOW FAST YOU CAN BUY ANYTHING ON THE INTEET." "YOU JUST SEE THE PICTURE AND YOU CLICK." "IT'S LIKE BEING GOD." "CLICK!" "I'M GOD." "ALL RIGHT." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "I'M EATING BACON." "GOD'S BUYING CRAP ON THE COMPUTER." "HE HASN'T EATEN ALL MORNING." "LOOK, DAD!" "NO, NO." "NO, NO, NO." "NOTHING!" "MY GOD." "HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON?" "I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, HARRY, UH, BUYING STUFF." "DID YOU KNOW THEY NEVER TURN THE INTERNET OFF? IT IS SO MUCH FUN." "OH, LOOK--A SAMURAI SWORD." "CLICK." "I'M GOD." "YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM YOU LOST ALL HIS MONEY?" "NOTALL--JUST WHAT HE INVESTED IN MY COMPANY." "PUT IT THIS WAY" "COULD HE AFFORD ALL THE STUFF HE'S BUYING?" "OH, GOD, NO." "SHOULD WE GET AIR HOCKEY OR A PINBALL MACHINE?" "AIR HOCKEY." "SWEET!" "NO!" "NOTHING!" "ARE YOU CRAZY?" "AIR HOCKEY'S SO MUCH FUN." "WE COULD HAVE TOURNAMENTS." "TOURNAMENTS!" "YEAH!" "ALL RIGHT!" "NO, NO-- KELLY, WE'RE GETTING AIR HOCKEY!" "WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOURNAMENTS!" "NO TOURNAMENTS!" "NO--NO AIR HOCKEY!" "LISTEN TO ME." "YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM" "HOW YOU AND ALL THE OTHER CROOKS AT THE HIMFARB CORPORATION" "RIPPED OFF YOUR INVESTORS." "BY MISTAKE." "I TOLD YOU--BY MISTAKE." "JUST GO." "OKAY, FINE." "I'LL GO IN THERE AND TELL SHERMAN THE TRUTH." "AND THEN HE'LL STT" "AND EATING AND EATING AND EATING," "AND THEN HE'LL BW UP AND DIE." "IS TT WHAT YOU WANT?" "DO YOU WANT SHERMAN TO BLOW UP AND DIE?" "DID I HEAR WE'RE GETTING AIR HOCKEY?" "NO!" "YEAH, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOURNAMENTS." "I AM SO GONNA KICK YOUR ASS." "JUST BRING IT." "NONO" "NO ONE IS KICKING ANYONE'S ASS!" "IF YOU WANNA WORRY ABOUT SOMEONE AROUND HERE," "YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT HER." "WHY?" "WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?" "I'M JUST SAYING, I'VE DEALT WITH A LOT OF LAWYERS, DUDE," "AND NONE OF THEM DRESS LIKE THAT." "THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S ANINTERNATIONAL LAWYER." "DUDE, I DON'T THINK SHE'S WEARING PANTIES." "YEAH, SHE IS TOO WEARING PANTIES!" "DON'T--DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT." "WHY DO YOU CARE?" "BECAUSE..." "BECAUSE... OH, MY GOD." "YOU'RE NAILING HER!" "NO." "WH?" "NO, NO!" "DUDE, YOU GOT KELLY LEE!" "YOU'RE MY HERO." "HOW DID YOU P THAT?" "I DID..." "SHE..." "CAME ON TO ME." "NO, NOT THAT SHE'S AGGRESSIVE." "SHE'S A NICE GIRL." "SO PLEASE JUST DON'T SAYING ANYTHING WEIRD ABOUT HER." "AND PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE ELSE, OKAY?" "BECAUSE IT'S--IT'S NEW, AND I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT." "OH, YOU..." "OKAY, GUYS." "I'M OUT OF HERE." "OKAY, BABY--BABY KELLY." "YOU--YOU GOING TO WORK?" "YEAH." "HAVE A GOOD ONE!" "OH..." "NOW THAT I KNOW, IT IS SO OBVIOUS." "DR. JOANNA." "OH, GOD." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "DID IT HURT?" "DID WHAT HURT?" "WHEN YOU GOT HIT BY THE PRETTY BUS." "?" "NO MORE SKATEBOARDING WITHOUT A HELMET." "I'M PROUD OF YOU." "WHAT?" "THAT LINE ABOUT THE PRETTY BUS-- A LITTLE TEST." "IF YOU'D HAVE FALLEN FOR IT, I WOULD'VE DROPPED YOU." "DROPPED ME?" "YOU DON'T HAVE ME." "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL?" "WHY ARE YOU EVEN AT THIS HOSPITAL?" "OKAY, YOU-- YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH?" "WELL, YEAH, IF YOU CAN BE SERIOUS FOR FIVE SECONDS, SURE." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL OF A LIFE, I'VE WANTED TO BE A DOCTOR." "YOU KNOW?" "BUT I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THIS WHOLE WALL STREET THING." "YOU KNOW, HOUSES, PRIVATE JETS, AIR HOCKEY TABLES." "BUT NONE OF IT MADE ME HAPPY." "THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I NEEDED TO GIVE BACK," "AND THAT'S WHY I'M HERE." "OKAY." "I'LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT." "OH, YOU'LL SEE IT." "I'M HERE TO LEARN." "I'M HERE TO STUDY." "I'M HERE TO HELP PEOPLE." "HERE." "UHH!" "THERE'S SOME PUDDING LEFT THERE." "FEEL BETTER." "OW!" "SHERM?" "OH, HARRY!" "OH, I'M--I'M GLAD YOU'RE HOME." "HEY, DOES A DRIFTWOOD SCULPTURE" "GO WITH A WAGON-WHEEL COFFEE TABLE?" "THAT'S IT!" "THAT'S IT." "YOU'RE DONE." "IT'S OVER." "HOW ABOUT A PAINTING OF A SAD CLOWN?" "TAKE IT, DYLAN." "GO!" "RUN!" "RUN!" "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!" "I WANT CANDY NO, DON'T BITE ME!" "DON'T BITE ME!" "NO!" "AAH!" "* I WANT CANDY SHERMAN, LOOK AT YOURSELF." "YOU'VE REPLACED CRAZY EATING WITH CRAZY BUYING." "YOU'RE BUYING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY THAT ROCK WALL" "IN MY LIVING ROOM?" "AND THROW IT A ROCK WALL." "I COULD BUY A ROCK WALL." "IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?" "NO!" "YOU-- YOU ARE OUT OF CONTROL." "YOU'RE JUST--YOU'RE FILLING A HOLE THAT WAS CREAD" "?" "WALKED OUT ON YOU." "WHEN STEPHANIE OH, STEPHANIE." "I FORGOT ALL ABOUT HER," "WHAT WITH EATINGAND THE BUYING." "I THINK YOU JUST NEED TO FACE THE FACT THAT SHE'S GONE, BUDDY." "I-I CAN'T." "I'LL NEVER SURVIVE WITHOUT HER." "OH, SURE YOU WILL." "WHOA!" "UH" "I KNOW YOU FEEL THAT WAY NOW, BUT LOOK AT ME." "I NOT ONLY SURVIVED." "I'M DOING GREAT." "LIVING IN YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE." "WELL, YEAH" "YOU SAID YOUR JOB MAKES YOU WANNA KILL YOURSELF." "YEAH-- YOU NEVER GO OUT ON DATES." "YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE." "YOU'RE A COMPLETE HERMIT." "YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT TRUE." "I-I-I'M DATING KELLY." "WHAT?" "YES." "WHAT?" "YE." "YEAH." "ASK JASON." "WHEN YOU KNOW IT, IT,--IT'S SO OBVIOUS." "WOW." "WOW." "I KNOW!" "WOW." "GOOD FOR YOU." "GOD, I GOTTA BE HONEST, WHEN YOU GOT DIVORCED," "I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ONE OF THOSE PATHETIC LOSERS" "WHO GOES TO HOOKERS." "HOOKERS?" "ME?" "WITH THE-- WITH--WITH THE HOOKERS?" "ME?" "HOOKERS?" "NO, PLEASE." "HOOKERS." "?" "STRONG LIKE YOU." "I MEAN, MORE ATTRACTIVE AND DYNAMIC, SURE," "BUT I WANT STEPHANIE BACK." "WELL, SHERM, BUYING ALL THIS STUFF FOR YOURSELF" "N NOT GONNA MAKE THAT HAPPEN." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I NEED TO BUY STUFF FOR STEPHANIE." "NO, SHERMAN, THAT-- THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING... OH, MY GOD." "SHERMAN, I'M SORRY, I GOTTA GO!" "I-I-I HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING UP" "AT THE GROCE WHORE-- STORE!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THESE?" "NO!" "NO!" "AS YOU CAN SEE ON THE MONITOR," "MR. GREEN HAS A VERY CLEAN AND HEALTHY COLON..." "WHICH IS GOOD BECAUSE IT MEANS HE'S BEEN USUSHING DAILY. COME ON." "THAT'S FUNNY. HEY." "JASON." "EXCUSE ME." "SORRY." "I WAS JUST WONRING-- MAYBE I COULD SIT IN, OBSERVE." "I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN SOMETHING." "I'LL BE SO QUIET YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M HERE." "ANYWAY..." "AS YOU CAN SEE," "MR. GREEN HAS SEVERAL HYPERPLASTIC POLYPS" "WHICH RESEMBLE AN ADENOMA-- WHOSE CELLHONE IS THAT?" "YEAH, WHOSE IS IT, GUYS?" "AHEM." "OH." "OOH, I NEED TO TAKE THIS." "GET OUT OF HERE!" "SHERM, WHAT IS IT?" "I CAN'T TALK." "I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUTT EXAM." "OH, SORRY." "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A PROBLEM DOWN THERE." "HEY, SHERMAN." "YOU WANNA PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK?" "SURE." "GO HIDE." "COOL!" "Now, listen, Iigured out how I'm gonna get Stephanie back." "I'M GONNA BUY HER BACK, OKAY?" "YOU KNOW WOMEN." "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE." "Money's no object." "NO, NO." "MONEY'S ALWAYS AN OBJECT" "WHY?" "I'LL JUST CASH IN SOME OF MY HIMFARB STOCK." "NO, NO!" "THAT'S YOUR RAINY DAY STOCK." "LISTEN, TRUST ME-- STEP OUT OF THROOM, JASON." "TRUST ME." "WOMEN LIKE THE LITTLE THINGS," "?" "RAISINS?" "I KNOW YOU, HONEY." "YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE, RIGHT?" "KELLY, I GOTTA TALK TO YOU." "IT'LL JUST TAKE" "OH, MY GOD!" "NOW NOT GOOD TIME." "HANDS KIND OF FULL." "I'LL SAY." "BUDDY!" "DO YOU MIND?" "I WAS IN A PLACE." "GET OUT OF HERE!" "OH..." "SORRY." "SORRY." "IT--RECEPTION'S REALLY BAD OUT THERE." "LISTEN, IF YOU WANT TO WIN STEPHIE'S LOVE BACK," "BUY HER HUG,HE AND THAT'S JUST NICE." "WHAT THEL ARE YOU DOING?" "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" "HAVE YOU SEEN THESE?" "THEY'RE HANDING THEM OUT ON THE STREET TO EVERYONE!" "SO?" "SO YOUR PICTURE IS ON THEM" "AND WHY IS THE WORD "GIRLS" IN QUOTES?" "BECAUSE TECHNICALLY LARAINE IS STILL A MAN." "THE ONE AT THE FRONT?" "WITH THE BIG..." "FOREARMS?" "OH, MY GOD!" "YOU GOTTA GET 'EM TO STOP HANDING THESE OUT." "THEY COULD BE ALL OVER THE CITY." "TRUST ME." "THE MARKETING BUDGET ISN'T THAT LARGE." "NOW GO HOME!" "GO HOME." "I WAS JUST TRYING TO TAKE AN INTEREST IN WHO YOU ARE." "I MEAN, MY GOD!" "I LOOKED INSIDE A GUY'S ASS FOR YOU." "YES, FOR ME." "NOT FOR THE PATIENT." "YOU HAVE NO INREST IN HELPING ANYBODY." "YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF TELLING THE TRUTH." "ALL YOU DO IS LIE.?" "HEY!" "IT IS ON THE WAY!" "AND WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOURNAMENTS." "OKAY, STOP." "JUST STOP TALKING TO ME." "STOP LEAVING THINGS ON MY DESK." "STOP SCRAWLING "JASON + DR. JOANNA"" "ON THE SIDE OF THE DIALYSIS MACHINE." "IT'S REALLY EXPENSIVE." "WELL, IT'S KIND OF CUTE." "IT'S NOT CUTE!" "JUST STOP IT!" "JUST STOP ALL OF IT!" "BECAUSE THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL" "THAT YOU AND I WILL EVER BE ANYTHING." "BUT WHAT IF SOMEONE WE KNOW RECOGNIZES YOU?" "GOD, YOU'RE STILL HERE?" "BUT WHAT IF SHERMAN OR JASON FOUND ONE OF THESE?" "I DON'T CARE, BUT CLEARLY YOU DO." "NO!" "IT'S NOT ABOUT ME." "I'M TRYING TO PROTECT YOU." "PROTECT ME?" "YES." "I EVEN TOLD SHERMAN AND JASON" "THAT YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND." "I KNOW." "IT'S WEIRD." "BUT DON'T WORRY." "IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS, WE'LL BREAK UP," "BECAUSE I'M TOO CLINGY, AND YOU NEED YOUR SPACE." "THAT'S HOW IT ALWAYS HAPPENS." "HOW DOES ME BEING YOUR GIRLFRIEND PROTECT ME?" "BECAUSE PERFECT HARRY WOULD NEVER GO OUT WITH A HOOKER?" "NO,THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M SAYING." "GOD." "GIVE ME A BREAK." "THIS ISN'T ABOUT ME." "YOU DON'T WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO KNOW THAT" "I WORK IN A MASSAGE PARLOR, BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID" "THEY'LL FIND OUT WHAT?" "NO." "I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY THINK OF ME." "THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?" "I DON'T CARE WHO FINDS OUT." "I'VE ACCEPTED WHO I AM NOW, AND I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME." "MAYBE IT WOULD REMOVE THAT HUGE BURDEN OFF YOUR SHOULDERS" "OF WHO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE. HEY!" "WHEN YOU PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK," "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COUNT TO TEN" "AND THEN FIND THE GUY'S WHO HIDING." "I WAS COUNTING TO INFINITY." "WHAT WOULD STEPHANIE LIKE?" "OH, MAYBE A BIRTHSTONE." "YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHEN HER BIRTHDAY WAS?" "SHOULDN'T YOU KNOW YOUR WIFE'S BIRTHDAY?" "YOU HAVE GIRL'S HANDS." "COME ON." "LET'S DO SOMETHING." "I'M SO BORED." "GO PLAY CATCH." "I CAN'T PLAY CATCH BY MYSELF." "I ALWAYS DID." "HEY, YOU WANNA SHOOT HOOPS?" "YOU KNOW, YOU ARE RELENTLESS." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THIS PURCHASE IS?" "MY WIFE LEFT ME." "BIG SURPRISE." "YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING FUN WITH HER." "I..." "THAT'S MY--OW!" "HELLO, HONEY." "HOW YOU DOING TODAY?" "IT'S BEEN, LIKE, THE WORST DAY EVER." "I DON'T THINK I COULD'VE SCREWED UP ANY MORE THAN I DID." "OH, GOD." "BUT THEN I SAW THAT FLYER OF YOURS." "THAT'S GOOD ADVERTISING." "THAT GIRL IS REALLY HO" "AAH!" "I'M NOT THAT GIRL, HONEY," "BUT I GO GET HER FOR YOU." "I UGLY." "BIG WART ON MY FACE." "NO, NO, REALLY, IT'S--'S OKAY." "I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. YEAH, YOU'RE-- YOU' R REALLY STRONG." "I STRETCH YOU OUT, HONEY." "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU." "LISTEN, I-I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY I'M HERE." "IT'S KIND OF WEIRD, I..." "I MET THIS LADY, AND, UH, I REALLY LIKE HER," "BUT, U SHE'S NEVER GONNA TALK TO MEGAGAIN." "CAN YOU PLEASE JUST STOP?" "STOP!" "LISTEN, IT'S--IT'S REALLY" "IT'S NOTHING PERSONAL." "I'LL STILL PAY YOU," "AND I'M SURE THERE'S SOMETHING THEY CAN DO ABOUT THAT WART." "AAH!" "I SO SORRY, HONEY." "EVERYBODY HAVE BAD DAY!" "LADY!" "WHOA." "WHOA!" "WHAT THE HELL?" "I BOUGHT A YACHT!" "WHEN STEPHANIE LEFT," "SHE SAID WE NEVER DID ANYTHING FUN TOGETHER." "WELL, NOW WHEN SHE COMES BACK," "WE'RE GONNA SAIL AROUND THE WORLD!" "THAT KID'S A GENIUS!" "CAN I COME?" "WHAT?" "YOU'RE STILL HERE?" "NO." "GIVE ME MY HAT." "GET OFF MY BOAT." "SHERMAN, WE NEED TO TALK." "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" "I TOLD HIM." "ARE YOU HAPPY?" "YOU LOST MY MONEY!" "I DIDN'T LOSE IT-- NOT ME, THE OTHER GUYS." "I DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THE"SS STEPHANIE"COSTS?" "IT HAS ITS OWN PANIC ROOM!" "SHERM, THIS IS CRAZY." "DON'T KILL HIM." "YOU CAN'T RETURN THE BOAT IF IT'S GOT BLOOD ON IT." "HE LOST MY MONEY!" "GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD LET YOU LIVE." "WELL, LOOK AT YOURSELF-- WHEN FACED WITH STRESS," "YOUR FIRST INSTINCT IS TO KILL ME, NOT EAT." "I THINK THAT'S A VERY POSITIVE STEP FOR YOU." "AND YOU GOT A REALLY CUTE HAT." "YEAH, IT IS NICE." "LET'S JUST TALK ABOUT IT UP HERON DECK." "ALL RIGHT." "I'LL LET HIM LIVE." "I CAN KILL HIM AT SEA." "AAH! I THOUGHT YOU HAD HIM." "WOW." "IT LOOKS LIKE NOTHING'S BROKEN." "ALL YOUR BONES SEEM TO BE INSIDE OUR SKIN." "I'M COOL." "I'M COOL." "YEAH?" "YEAH, YEAH." "I'M COOL." "I'M COOL." "ALL RIGHT, BUDDY." "THANK GOD YOU'RE-- YOU'RE OKAY." "YEAH." "OHH!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HIM?" "YOU KNOW, HE LOST MY MONEY, TOO!" "YOU KNEW, AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME?" "!" "JEEZ!" "SHERMAN!" "WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PUNCHER?" "SINCE BOTH MY BEST FRIENDS STARTED LYING TO ME." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "WE LIED." "IN FACT, WE'VE ALL BEEN LYING TO EACH OTHER" "ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS, BUT THAT'S IT!" "IT--IT ENDS HERE, AND IT ENDS NOW!" "IT'S TIME THAT WE-- WE START TO TELL THE TRUTH." "NOW WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST?" "NAH." "NOT ME." "I DON'T-- I DON'T WANNA." "ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT, A R RIGHT." "FINE." "I'LL GO." "KELLY IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND." "I-I MADE UP THE WHOLE THING." "I NEVER SAW YOU TWO TOGETHER." "HOLD ON." "IT GETS WORSE." "I REALLY HAVEN'T BEEN DOING ALL THAT GREAT SINCE MY DIVORCE." "I'VE BARELY DATED AT ALL." "IN FACT, I..." "I HAVEN'T GOTTEN LAID IN TWO YEARS." "WOW." "THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH." "YEAH." "I WAS..." "I WAS SO DESPERATE FOR SOME HUMAN CONTACT, YOU KNOW," "JUST TO BE TOUCHED," "THAT I-I WENT TO ONE OF THOSE MASSAGE PARLORS." "OH, GOD." "THAT'S RIGHT." "?" "THAT GOES TO MASSAGE PARLORS." "THEY'RE NOT ALL LOSERS." "RIGHT, SHERM?" "NO, THEY'RE LOSERS." "HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?" "OH, GOD, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW GOOD THAT FEELS" "TO JUST GET IT OFF MY CHEST..." "OH!" "PERFECT!" "HERE IS THE WOMAN WHO INSPIRED ME" "TO TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT MYSELF." "KELLY LEE IS NOT AFRAID TO ADMIT WHO SHE IS." "OH, HARRY, UM" "THAT'S RIGHT." "THIS WOMAN IS NOT AFRAID TO CALL HERSELF A WHORE." "WOW, HARRY." "NODY LIKES LAWYERS," "BUT I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD CALL HER A WHORE." "IT'S A LITTLE HARSH." "NO, NO, SHE--SHE WORKS AT THAT MASSAGE PARLOR ON WILSHIRE." "THAT'S HOW WE GOT BACK IN TOUCH." "IT'S A FUNNY STORY, ACTUALLY." "I WAS ON MY BACK, NAKED, AND SHE WALKS IN," "HOLDING A BOTTLE OF OIL AND A FAKE ACCENT." "IT WAS..." "YOU TELL HIM, KEL." "TELL HIM." "WHOA." "WOW, SO YOU'RE-- YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE..." "HOW MUCH DOES IT COST" "I GOTTA GO." "WHAT--WHAT--WHAT'S WRONG?" "YOU'RE RIGHT, HARRY." "THEY ARE LOOKING AT ME DIFFERENTLY." "WELL, SO WHAT?" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE OKAY WITH EVERYBODY KNOWING." "YEAH, WELL, I GUESS I'M NOT." "WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER." "WE DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO." "WE JUST..." "WE CARE ABOUT YOU." "SEE, THAT'S WHAT'S PISSING ME OFF." "IT'S EASIER NOT TO CARE ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE THINK" "WH N NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU." "WELL, YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT," "BECAUSE WE'RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS." "BESIDES, WE'RE BIGGER LOSERS THAN YOU'LL EVER BE." "YEAH." "I MEAN, LET'S ADMIT THE TRUTH HERE, GUYS." "I'M--I'M JASON VENTRESS." "I USED TO BE A MAJOR PLAYER," "AND NOW--AND NOW I'M A VOLUNTEER NURSE" "THAT LOST ALL MY BEST BUDDIES' MONIES." "I'M HARRY KENNISON," "AND M A DIVORCED GREETING CARD WRITER" "WHOSE LIFE IS SO PATHETIC," "I'VE GOTTA GET MY JUNK TOUCHED PROFESSIONALLY." "I'M SHERMAN YABLONSKY." "I HAVE TROUBLE SHOPPING FOR OTHERS." "YOU MIGHT WANNA DIG A LITTLE DEEPER NEXT TIME, SHERMAN." "YOU GUYS REALLY ARE LOSERS." "YEAH." "YEAH, WE ARE." "AND THAT'S OKAY," "BECAUSE MOST LOSERS DON'T HAVE OTHER LOSERS" "WHO CARE ABOUT THEM." "THAT'SIGHT." "YEAH, AND THOSE ARE THE REAL LOSERS." "I MEAN, THAT'S KIND OF WHAT YOU WERE GOING FOR, RIGHT?" "YEAH..." "YEAH, I'D HATE TO BE ONE OF THOSE LOSERS," "'CAUSE THIS IS BAD ENOUGH. SO WHAT--KELLY, WHAT DOES IT COST ANYWAY," "TO..." "AT THE..." "NO, HEY, I JUST WANNA" "IT WAS A QUESTION, THAT'S ALL."