"[skateboardshuffling]" "Man:" "IT'STHURSDAY." "I'VEBEENOUTHEREFOR... 120-SOMETHINGHOURS." "I'MOUTOF WATER." "ANDI DON'TKNOW HOW MUCH LONGER" "I'MGOINGTO BE HERE." "SOTHISIS AMESSAGE FOR MY FAMILY." "MOMANDDAD, I LOVE YOU." "IDIDMY BEST." "MARIE..." "IWANTEDTO BE THERE FOR YOUR GRADUATION." "SOJUSTTHINKOFME,PLEASE." "[GASPING]" "COMEON." "[GASPING]" "HEY,HOWYOUDOIN'?" "HELLO." "HELLO?" "!" "WHATTHEFUCK?" "!" "♪HOCUSPOCUS" "♪THETIMEISNOW THAT YOU NOTICED" "[RATSSQUEAKING]" "[SONGCONTINUES]" "♪THEYTRIEDTOTELL ME" "♪BUTTHEY'RENOT GETTING IN NO MESSES" "[SONGCONTINUES]" "[CARHORNHONKS]" "♪VICTIMOF SOCIETY" "♪ALLMY LIFEI'VETRIED" "♪I 'VEBECOMEAVICTIM OF SOCIETY" "♪THISIS BOGUS" "♪THETIMEISNOW THAT YOU NOTICED" "[SONGCONTINUES]" "♪THEYTRIEDTOTELL ME" "♪BUTTHEY'RENOT GETTING IN NO MESSES" "[SONGCONTINUES]" "♪CANSOMEBODYTELLME" "♪I 'MA VICTIMOF SOCIETY" "♪ALLMY LIFEI'VETRIED" "[BEEPING]" "HMM." "FEELTHEBREEZE FROM THE SUBWAY?" "UH-HUH." "OHH!" "MAN,YOULOOKJUSTLIKE  MARILYN ON THAT GRATE." "OH!" "EXCEPTMARILYN NEVER HAD TO WEAR A SCRAM BRACELET." "[TRAINHORNHONKS]" "OH!" "HERECOMES ANOTHER ONE." "IT'SEVENBIGGER." "OHH!" "[HORNHONKING]" "MM-HMM." "HMM." "[ROCKMUSICPLAYING]" "[ENGINESTARTS]" "♪I 'MGOINGIT ALONE, DO MY TIME UNTIL I'M DONE" "♪..." "EASY" "♪ALLTHEFACESTHAT  I'VE SEEN DON'T MEAN ANYTHING AT ALL TO ME" "♪SHEGOTMEGOINGNOW" "♪OUTOF MY MIND" "♪ANDIT 'SAHELLOFATIME" "♪YEAH" "♪IT'SALLINSANE, BUT I DON'T NEED" "♪BUTI'MTRYING JUST TO LET YOU KNOW" "♪THATIDON 'TWANT TO CAUSE A SCENE" "♪BUTI'MSORRY" "♪I TELLYOUEVERYTHING THAT YOU KNOW YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR" "♪' CAUSEIT'STRUE" "♪I GIVEYOUALL IGOT BUT THERE'S NOTHING THERE THAT YOU CAN USE" "♪SOYOUGOT MEGOINGNOW" "♪GOINGOUTOFMYMIND" "♪ANDIT 'SAHELLOFATIME  WITH YOU NOW, YEAH" "♪I DON'TWANTTOSAY WHAT I DON'T MEAN" "♪BUTI'MTRYING JUST TO LET YOU KNOW" "♪THATIDON 'TWANT TO CAUSE A SCENE" "♪BUTI'MSORRY, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO" "♪I DON'TWANTTOSAY WHAT I DON'T MEAN" "♪BUTI'MTRYING JUST TO LET YOU KNOW" "♪THATIDON 'TWANT TO CAUSE A SCENE" "♪BUTI'MSORRY, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO" "♪DON'TWANTTOSAY WHAT I DON'T MEAN" "♪BUTI'MTRYING JUST TO LET YOU KNOW" "♪THATIDON 'TWANT TO CAUSE A SCENE" "♪BUTI'MSORRY, IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO" "[HUMMING]" "[FUNKMUSICPLAYING]" "[SIRENSINDISTANCE]" "Announcer:" "WHEN TROUBLE RISES..." "[TIRESSQUEALING, GUNSHOTS]" "ANDTHERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO CALL," "WHODOYOUTURNTO?" "THISSUMMER..." "ACTIONGETSALITTLESENSITIVE." ""FLIRTYHARRY."" "[MANGROANING]" "[COCKSGUN]UH-UH-UH." "GOAHEAD." "MAKEMEGAY." "Announcer:" "HE'SNEVERAFRAID TO TAKE ON THE ESTABLISHMENT." "ITOLDYOUBEFORE, I AM NOT GOING" "TOWAITAROUNDFOR ABUNCH OF OTHER DICKS." "NOTWHENIHAVE AN OPENING TO TAKE THOSE GUYS FROM THE REAR." "YEAH." "I READ YOUR REPORT, HARRY." "YEAH?" "YEAH." "IDON'TTHINKYOU UNDERSTAND, THOSE BOYS WERE PACKING HEAT." "IMEAN,AS SOONASI CAME , THOSE ASSHOLES OPENED UP." "YEAH,OPENEDUP ANDSTARTED SPRAYING EVERYWHERE." "YEAH." "IREADTHAT, TOO, HARRY." "SIR,I KNOW THIS IS A HEAVY LOAD." "LOOK,I REALIZE I'M LEAVING YOU" "WITHA MESS ALL OVER YOUR FACE." "SOMETIMESYOUGOT TO SWALLOW--[GULP]" "YOURPRIDE,YOUKNOW?" "SUCK IT UP." "OH,COMEON ,HARRY," "THESEAREJUST WEIRD PHRASES YOU'RE USING NOW." "WELL,WHATDO YOUWANTME TO SAY?" "SO I WENT IN." "YEAH,I WENTIN DEEP, BALLS TO THE WALL." "BUTI UNLOADED INTO BOTH OF THOSE ASSHOLES." "ALLRIGHT,STOP,WILLYOU- - AND IT FELT GOOD!" "IREAD THE FRICKIN' REPORT." "LOOK,EVERYBODY IN THE DEPARTMENT GETS A PARTNER." "THAT'SRIGHT, EVEN YOU, SUPER COP!" "HE'SA PIG,BUT HE'S RIGHT, HARRY." "IDON'THAVETIME TO BREAK HIM IN." "DOYOUKNOWHOW MANY PARTNERS YOU'VE HAD?" "HE'SA CANCER ON THIS FORCE!" "OH,PLEASE,THEY'LLSMELL THIS DIRTY ASSHOLE" "COMINGA MILEAWAY." "OH, COME ON." "IT'SPOLICY,HARRY." "COMES FROM UP HIGH." "SUPERCOP." "YOUSHUTUP ." "LETMETELLYOU SOMETHING." "YEAH?" "CITYHALL'SBEENTRYING TO GET ME TO BEND OVER A BARREL FOR YEARS." "IFI AMGOINGDOWN," "I'MGOINGDOWNHARD." "I'MSORRY,AM ITHE ONLYONE THAT HAD AN ERECTION" "FROMWHENHE STARTED TALKING, OR..." "SHUTUP,ROOKIE." "["RIDEOFTHEVALKYRIES" PLAYING]" "[SIRENS]" "[SNARLING]" "[NOAUDIO]" "HMM?" "OH,UH,OH !" "UHH!" "HEY,I 'MJAMAL," "ANDTHISIS "BLACKASS."" "WHATTHEFUCK IS THIS, SHIT SOUP?" "!" "FUCKTHIS!" "ARRESTME." "OHH!" "WHAT THE FUCK?" "!" "[HUMMING]" "OH,HELLO." "I'MARISHAFFIR." "YOUKNOW,AMERICA'SHAD IT PRETTY ROUGH LATELY." "ANDINTOUGHTIMES SUCH AS THESE," "OURCOUNTRYTURNS TO ITS HEROES" "TOGIVEUS BACK OUR SENSE OF SWAGGER." "HEROESSUCHAS MYSELF." "WELCOME TO "THE AMAZING RACIST."" "WE'REHEREIN  SOUTHEASTERN ARIZONA TODAY" "ATONEOF  THE TOUGHEST STRETCHES" "OFTHEMEXICAN-AMERICAN BORDER." "UH,PROBABLYRIGHT HERE--FROM HERE IT'S ABOUT 3 MILES DOWN" "ISWHERE40 % OF THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS" "COMEINEVERYDAY ." "THEYARECOMINGIN AND STEALING OUR GARDENING JOBS," "OURNANNYINGJOBS." "THEY'REBREASTFEEDING OUR WHITE BABIES" "WITHTHEIR TRES LECHES MILK," "ANDRUINING OUR MINDS AND OUR SOULS." "MYDADWORKED AS AN ORANGE SALESMAN" "ONTHESIDEOFTHEROAD,  THE SIDE OF THE FREEWAY," "FOR37YEARS BEFORE ONE OF THESE BROWN BOMBERS CAME IN" "ANDUNDERCUTHISBUSINESS, AND IT'S RIDICULOUS." "BUTRIGHTOVERTHERE, THAT'S MEXICO." "THAT'SREAL--LIKE IF I TOOK A ROCK AND THROW IT," "THISISAN ACT--THAT'S AN ACT OF WAR RIGHT NOW." "IJUSTINVADEDMEXICO." "ANINVASIONTHATI'VEBEEN  PETITIONING OUR GOVERNMENT" "TOSTART FOR OVER 10 YEARS," "ANDASSOONASWEGET A WHITE PRESIDENT BACK IN THE OFFICE," "IWILLCONTINUE THOSE PETITIONS." "IT'SREALLYRIDICULOUS." "ALLRIGHT, IS THAT" "Man:" "YEAH." "ARE WE GOOD?" "WE'REGOOD." " ALL RIGHT." "DUDE,DUDE!" "BRO,BRO!" "OH ,MY" "ISTHATFOR-- IS THAT" "ISTHATFORREALHAPPENING, IS THAT FOR REAL?" "ITHINKTHATWAS REALLYTHEM ." "[LAUGHS]FORREAL?" "MEXICANS!" "LIKE,THEYJUSTRAN THROUGH THERE." "DID YOU GET THAT?" "WEGOTIT ." "IS IT ON?" "ICAN'TBELIEVEWEGOTTHAT." "THATIS" "OH,MYGOD,DID WEGETTHAT?" "THAT IS SO FUCKIN' SWEET!" "[BIRDSQUAWKING]" "HEY,EXCUSEME ." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "HEY,DIDTHEYLIKE--DOLIKE  ILLEGALS COMES THROUGH HERE?" "LIKE,THEIMMIGRANTS LOOKING FOR WORK AND STUFF?" "ACOUPLETIMESADAY." "YEAH?" "EVERY NOW AND THEN." "ANDWHAT,PEOPLEJUSTPICK THEM  UP HERE?" "WHAT'S THE STORY?" "YEAH,PRETTYMUCH." "YEAH." "YOU'RECOOLWITHTHAT?" "IT'SNORMAL AROUND HERE, MAN." "YEAH." "AMERICANJOBS." " YEAH." "SOMEONE'SGOINGTO GET YOUR JOB ONE DAY." "MAYBESO ." " MAYBE SO, DEFINITELY." "YEAH." "ALLRIGHT." "HI." "HOWAREYOU?" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "HEY,HOWYOUDOING, WHAT'S UP, MAN?" "WHAT'SUP, BROTHER?" "HOWYOUDOING?" "ALL RIGHT." "HEY,WHEREARE THE MEXICANS?" "UH,I DON'TKNOW" "OH,GOFORIT,  I'M SORRY." "AREYOU--ARE YOU OK, MA'AM?" "YOU'RENOT IN ANY DANGER?" "WHAT?" "BLINKIFTHERE'S A PROBLEM." "VOLKSWAGEN, I LIKE THIS." "SOMEGERMAN ENGINEERING." "ILIKETHEGERMANS." "THEY HAD SOME" "THEYHADSOME REALLY GOOD IDEAS." "THEYHADSOME REALLY GOOD ONES." "MISUNDERSTOOD IN THE END, BUT" "ISTHATRIGHT?" " YEAH." "YEAH." "WHATTEAM DO YOU PLAY FOR?" "[LAUGHS]" "MA'AM, ARE YOU SURE?" "WHAT?" "ILIKETHIS, THE RACE MIXING." "IT'S A GOOD THING." "IT'SNOTENOUGH TO STEAL OUR MONEY," "YOUGOTTO STEAL OUR WHITE WOMEN, TOO." "ILIKEYOUANYWAY, THOUGH, MAN." "YOU'REONEOF THOSE,LIKE," "YOU'REONEOF THOSELIKE WHITE BLACKS." "IT'SREALLYQUITEREFRESHING." "YOU'REREALLYFUN, MAN, I TELL YOU WHAT." "YOU'REREALLYFUNNY." "IFTHEYWEREALL LIKEYOU, MAN." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "IFTHEYWEREALL LIKEYOU,  IT WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM." "GOTCHA." "NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD THE SIXTIES." "IGOTCHA, I GOTCHA." "YOUKNOW,IDON 'THAVEAPROBLEM WITH THE BACK OF THE BUS." "IT'SCOOLERTHERE." "BUTSOMEPEOPLEGOT UPPITY, AND THEN IT'S LIKE," "IWANTTO SITINTHEFRONT , BUT I GUESS NOT." "GETA LOADOF THISIDIOT RIGHT HERE." "YEAH." "YOU'REJUSTGOING TO DRIVE AWAY?" "YEAH,YEAH, I THINK SO, BUDDY." "ALLRIGHT." "IHOPEYOUDON'T  GO TO JAIL TONIGHT." "THAT'SYOURFINALSOLUTION, THEN, JUST DRIVE AWAY" "INYOUR--YOURGERMAN ENGINEERED CAR." "ALLRIGHT." "[WINDCHIMESCHIMING]" "BRO,YOUWANTAJOB?" "YOU LOOKING FOR WORK?" "I'MWAITINGFORMYWIFE ." "SHE'S COMING TO PICK ME UP." "BUTINTHEMEANTIME, DO YOU WANT A JOB?" "IGOTLIKEFULL-TIMEJOBWORK." "YOU LOOKING FOR ANYTHING?" "NOTREALLY." "I'MJUST WAITING FOR MY WIFE." "ALLRIGHT." "WHERE'D YOU GET THAT WATER?" "INTHERE." "DID YOU PAY FOR IT?" "OFCOURSE." "WITHFOODSTAMPS?" "[SCOFFS]" "MYGOVERNMENT'SSUPPORTINGYOU , BRO." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "OH,HEY,HEY." "YOU LOOKING FOR WORK?" "TRABAJO?" "OH, SI." "TRABAJO." "DOYOUSPEAKSPANISH?" "DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?" "OH,SI." "YOSOYBUENO." "BUENO." "YOBUENO." "TRABAJO." "ALL RIGHT, COME ON, LET'S DO THIS." "YOBUENO." "YEAH,TRABAJO,COMEON." "WEGOTYOULOTS OF AMERICAN JOBS," "WHEREYOUCANEAT  THAT CORN ON A STICK." "ANDYOUSAVEUPMONEY, DINERO, AND BUY A LOW RIDER" "ANDJUSTFUCKINGRUIN THE NEIGHBORHOODS," "BRINGPROPERTYVALUES DOWN FOR EVERYBODY." "SI." "DINERO,GRACIAS." "YEAH,THAT'S THE DREAM, MAN." "WE'LLTRABAJOTHEFUCK OUT OF YOUR SHIT, BRO." "TRABAJO?" "YES, YES," "THAT'SWHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, JOSE." "THAT'SWHATI'MTALKING ABOUT." "YOU'RE WELCOME." "GRACIAS." "ENJOY YOURSELF." "[LAUGHING]" "[SPEAKINGSPANISH]PLEASE!" "iPORFAVOR!" "iANDALE!" "iSENOR,SENOR, NO, NO, NO!" "[YELLINGINSPANISH]" "HEY!" "HEY!" "[YELLINGINSPANISH]" "IGOTONE FOR YOU, BRO." "WHERE'SMYBOUNTY?" "SIR,DON'TGETOUT  OF THE CAR." "IFUCKINGGOTONE ." "FINDA BLACK, GOT TO PARK THAT." "WHOO!" "BETTERLUCK NEXT TIME, PACO." "[SPEAKINGSPANISH]" "SIR,HANDSON THE-- HANDS ON THE RAMP." "PUTYOURHANDSONTHE- - PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE BARS." "HANDSUP,ON THEBARS." "HANDS ON THE BARS." "OK." "PLEASEEXPLAIN TO THIS GUY TO GET OFF ME," "THATI 'MANAMERICAN." "JEWS.A. WHAT?" "AJEWS.A. NO, U.S.A.!" "SIR-- NO, NOT JEW S.A.!" "U.S.A.!" "WHYISTHEREAMAN IN THE BACK OF YOUR TRUCK?" "YES,EXACTLY." "WHY DO I HAVE TO CATCH MEXICANS" "ONOURSIDE OF THE FUCKING BORDER?" "THAT'SEXACTLY THE RIGHT QUESTION." "JEWCRAZY,MAN." "DIDYOUCALLMEA JEW?" "YEAH, JEW." "DOYOUKNOWTHISMAN?" "JEW." "WHYISHE-- WHY IS IN THE CAGE?" "ANDFUCKINGSTAYTHERE!" "DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME A JEW!" "PUTHIMDOWN, PUT HIM DOWN, PUT HIM DOWN." "PUTHIMDOWN." "NO, NO!" "I'MSWADEWITH"BLACKASS,"" "ANDWELIKETOCALL  THIS ONE THE JOHNSON JOUST." "WHATEVER,OPEN YOUR MOUTH WIDE." "GETREADYFORIT,  WE COMING FOR YOU." "[INDISTINCT] YOU READY?" "GOFORHISFACEBECAUSE HE USED TO KISSIN' 'EM." "WEGOTYOU." "OHH!" "ITSTAYEDTHATHARD WHEN HE WAS WITH A MAN." "OHH!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "THAT'SRIGHT." "FUCKYOU,NIGGER." "NIGGER, CHECK OUT MY KING KONG SHIT." "MYKINGKONGSHIT, BITCH." "YEAH,YOURSHIT LITTLE." "ALLTHISDICK AND NO BALLS, SHUT THE FUCK UP." "[ALLYELLING]" "OH,SH" "OHH!" "OHH!" "TOTHEFACE!" "TOTHEFACE!" "YOUALLRIGHT,BABY?" "YOU ALL RIGHT?" "WATCHTHATTHING." "WATCH THAT THING." "OK,TURNAROUND,MAN ." "YOU'RETOUCHINGMY DICK,NIGGER!" "[INDISTINCTCHATTER AND LAUGHTER]" "BOOM,NIGGER." "[INDISTINCTCHATTER]" "OH,SHIT." "[HUMMING]" "[MUSICPLAYING]" "WELCOMETO"THEPORNO REVIEW" PODCAST." "I'M JD." "ANDI 'MHARRIET WITH YOUR FEMALE PERSPECTIVE." "WELL,LIKEMOST GUYS, HARRIET," "IHOPEWE GO  STRAIGHT TO THE TITTIES." "NOTA LOTOF "TALKING." NO NEED TO WORRY." "TODAY'SFILM IS AN INTERNATIONAL ONE." "AH,GREAT, A FOREIGN FILM." "YOUKNOWWHATTHAT MEANS." "SUBTITLES COVERING UP THE BUSH." "RELAX!" "HE'SASEASONEDDIRECTOR." "HEWOULDNEVERSCREWUP GOOD JAPANESE SNATCH WITH SUBTITLES." "WELL,I WILLBELIEVE THAT WHEN I SEE IT." "[PROJECTORSTARTING]" "OH,HONEY,PLEASETAKE OFF THAT TACKY HAT, IT MAKE YOU LOOK GAY." "OH,SORRY,HONEY, I TAKE IT OFF." "IWANTTO MAKELOVETOYOU, SUSHI MAMA." "IGIVEYOUFOREPLAY." "LICKTONGUE." "OH,I FEELSO GOOD." "OH,I WANTYOUTOSUCK ." "[GAGGING]" "OH,I HITANUT ." "GOOD MOVE." "OH,ALLRIGHT,STANDUP, I WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED NOW." "TAKINGCLOTHESOFF." "THAT'SNICE." "ILIKEITALOT." "MOTORBOAT." "YOU LOVE THE MOTORBOAT." "MOTORBOAT." "DOTHEMOTORBOAT." "TONIGHTWEMAKELOVE ON SACRED TABLE." "WENEVERMAKELOVE ON SACRED TABLE." "ISETYOUDOWNSOFTLY, MY LITTLE FLOWER." "OH,THANKYOU." "AAAH!" "YOUBROKESACREDTABLE!" "AYYY !" "IKILLYOU!" "AAH!" "OHH!" "I SOSORRY." "IGOTTO CONTROLMYTEMPER." "OWW!" "BITCH,I KILLYOU." "IREALLYAM SORRY THIS TIME, I SWEAR." "ANGERMANAGEMENT." "AHH." "THATISWRONG." "THAT IS WRONG." "IT'SFOREPLAYTIMENOW ." "IGIVEYOUCOMPILATION, HONG KONG HUSTLE." "ANDTHEDOGGY." "WE DO THE DOGGY." "YOULIKETHEDOGGY?" "I DO THE DOGGY." "INYOURFACEWITHTHEDOGGY ." "YOU CAN DO THE DOGGY, TOO." "HAHAHA !" "HOWYOULIKETHAT RIGHT THERE?" "HUH?" "LOOKATMY NIPPLES!" "THISISSTARTING TO RESEMBLE GAY PORN." "HOO-RAH!" "OK." "I WANT A LITTLE NUMBER 69," "ANDI DON'TMEAN MONGOLIAN BEEF WITH SNOW PEAS." "GIVEITTO ME !" "GOODMORNING, EVERYBODY." "GOODNEWS!" "YOUALL GET A RAISE-- ONE CENT A WEEK." "CONGRATS." "THAT'SFANTASTIC, SIR, THANK YOU." "COMEON,THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "[CHUCKLES]" "ALLRIGHT,FELLAS, HURRY UP ON THE SHOES." "WE'VEGOTSHAMWOWSTOMAKE ." "SIR,I THOUGHTTHOSE WERE MADE IN GERMANY." "HAHA!" "NO ." "OH,YEAH,FUCKME,  MR. MIYAGI." "PUTITIN ME , BRUCE LEE." "OH,YEAH,IRONSHEIK THAT BOOTY." "WHATISTHIS SILHOUETTE BULLSHIT?" "ICALLYOURPUSSYRHIANNA," "'CAUSEMYDICK'S GOING TO BEAT IT" "LIKEIT'SCHRISBROWN." "OH!" "OH,YEAH." "TELLMEI'MGOODATMATH." "YOUSOGOOD AT MATH." "ILOVETHESEX ." "YOU ARE A VIRGIN." "NO,I 'MNOTVIRGIN." "I'VEHADMOREWIENERS THAN EATING CHAMP KOBAYASHI." "OH,YOUBITCH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VIRGIN!" "MYPENISBURNING!" "SUSHIMAMA!" "[YELLINGANDGROANING]" "WELL,I DON'TLIKEIT." "RELAX!" "DOESN'TBE  SO PESSIMISTIC." "IWANTTO SEE A CHICK GET NAKED." "ASILHOUETTESCENELIKETHIS  LEAVES ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION." "ISHEPUNCHINGHER  IN THE STOMACH?" "ISHEFISTINGHER  IN THE VAJOOSH?" "WEDECIDE." "YOUAREONESICK LADY." "YOU KNOW?" "IJUSTTHINK I HEARD MY DICK GASP." "WAITA MINUTE." "WHYISTHEGUY DANCING AND WEARING A DIAPER?" "IDON'TGETTHAT." "INJAPANESECULTURE, FOREPLAY IS AN INTRICATE CEREMONY." "JAPANESEMENAREMORE SENSITIVE TO THE CLIT." "IGUESSBECAUSETHEIRPENIS RESEMBLES ONE." "HMM." "OH,YEAH,YEAH." "OK." "IGUESSTHESYMBOLISMHERE  IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN" "THEGUY'SLOVEFOR THE WOMAN IS SO STRONG," "THAT'SWHATBREAKS THE TABLE." "ANDTHENHE PUNCHESHERE IN HER SLANT-EYED POONTANG." "OK,LET'SGO  TO THE BUCKET." "I CAN'T WATCH ANY MORE." "ITHINKIT 'SGONNABE LESS THAN 1." "WHATDOYOUGOT ,BOB ?" "[GROANS]" "[GAGS]" "ALLRIGHT,WHAT DO WE GOT NEXT?" "HOLDON." "ALLRIGHT,OK ." "BUT WHILE SHE'S THROWING UP," "LET'STAKEABREAK." "[VOMITING]" "THAT'SNOTGOOD." "SEEYANEXTTIME." "[HUMMING]" "WEGOTABIG SURPRISE FOR YOUR 21st BIRTHDAY." "COMEON,COMEON!" "WHYAMIHOLDING A SPEAR?" "IT'SYOUR BIRTHDAY STICK." "MYBIRTHDAYSTICK?" "WHAT?" "All:" "OHH!" "[LAUGHTER]" "THATNIGGERHURT, THAT NIGGER HURT!" "LOOKATTHAT NIGGER HURT!" "THEDAMNMOTHERFUCKER-- DAMN!" "OH,SHIT!" "WHOO!" "WHAT THE FUCK?" "YOUHAVETO FIGHT THAT MOTHERFUCKER!" "OH,SHIT!" "[HUMMING]" "Announcer:" "IN SAN FRANCISCO," "WHENTROUBLECALLS, ONE MAN ANSWERS." "FLIRTYHARRY." "READYTOSTANDUP FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN." "YOUMUSTHAVE SOME BIG BALLS" "COMINGINMY FACE..." "LIKE THAT." "I'VEHADMY FILL OF YOUR MOUTH, HARRY!" "IWILLBUSTYOURASS DOWN TO TRAFFIC COP!" "GOAHEAD." "HMM?" "BUSTMYASS." "NO,NO." "NO,NO,NO ." "NO,NO,NO !" "Announcer:" "LOVED BY THE PEOPLE," "HE'SA MAN'SMAN." "WOULDYOULIKE TO SAMPLE MY NUTS?" "I'LLPOPACOUPLE IN MY MOUTH, SURE." "THESEARE EXTRA SALTY." "Announcer:" "AND CRIMINALS KNOW" "HEMEANSBUSINESS." "MOVE,MOTHERFUCKER." "WHATTHEFUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, ASSHOLE?" "WHATTHEFUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" "!" "YOU'REGOINGTO DO  WHAT I TELL YOU, RIGHT?" "[CRUNCH]" "WHATTHEFUCKARE YOU DOING, YOU COCKSUCKING PIG?" "EASY,NOW." "IKNOWYOU'RE READY TO BLOW." "I'MJUSTGOINGTO PUSH A STOOL IN" "REALSLOW." "THINKINGABOUT BLOWING FUCKING BRAINS" "ALLOVERTHEFUCKINGWALL , MAN PIG." "BACK UP." "[COCKSGUN]" "GOAHEAD." "BLOW' EM." "HUH?" "AWAY.[ KISS]" "[EXHALES]" "Announcer:" ""FLIRTY HARRY,"" "COMINGOUTTHISSUMMER." "HI." "I 'MARISHAFFIR." "YOUKNOW,ACCORDING TO EXPERTS AT WIKIPEDIA," "ASIANDRIVERSACCOUNTFOR  56% OF ALL TRAFFIC DEATHS" "INTHEU.S. EVERY SINGLE DAY." "THAT'SMOREDEATHS THAN SLAVERY" "OR" THEHOLOCAUST" COMBINED." "WHETHERTHEY'RE TAKING THEIR CARS" "ANDPLOWINGINTO OUR FARMERS MARKETS" "ORTAKINGTHEIRPLANES AND PLOWING INTO PEARL HARBORS," "THEY'REJUSTNOTSAFE BEHIND THE WHEEL." "SOEITHERSTART AN INTERNMENT CAMP," "WHICHISILLEGAL, OR DO WHAT I DO," "THAT'SARI'SDRIVINGSCHOOL FOR THE ROUND-EYE IMPAIRED," "TOHELPTEACH THESE YELLOW KITTIES" "HOWTOHANDLETOUGH, AMERICAN VEHICLES." "WON'TDON'TYOU JOIN ME TODAY?" "WELCOMETO "THE AMAZING RACIST."" "HI,I 'MCHRISTINA." "OH." "HI,HOWARE YOU ?" "GOOD." "MYNAME'SARI." "HI,ARI,NICE TO MEET YOU." "HOWAREYOU?" "I--  HOW ARE YOU?" "IWILLBE  YOUR INSTRUCTOR TODAY." "OK." "YOURINSTRUCTOR." "ORSENSEI." "UM ..." "OK." "OK,PUTYOURSEATBELTON." "YOU'REVERYGOOD-LOOKING." "NICE." "WHAT?" "IT'SGOODTO LOOK." "OH, OK." "HELLO,CHARLIE,HOWARE YOU ?" "HI,UH,STEVE." "IT'SNICETO ,UH ..." "NICETOMEETYOU ." "OH." "NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO." "UH,OK,SO ,UM ," "YEAH,DEFINITELY PUT YOUR SEATBELT ON." "UM..." "GOAHEADAND,UH, PULLOUT." "SHOULDI CHECK MY MIRRORS, OR..." "IT'SNOTGOINGTOMAKE  ANY DIFFERENCE, DUDE, BUT GO AHEAD." "STRAIGHTUP WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD." "YOU'RE--YOU'RE AN AUTHORIZED INSTRUCTOR, RIGHT?" "EASY--YES,I 'MANAUTHORIZED INSTRUCTOR." "BE CAREFUL." "THISISN'TTIANANMENSQUARE." "THIS IS NOT A TANK." "OK." "THIS IS A CAR." "OK,SORRY." "YOUREYES,IT WOULDBEGOOD" "IFYOUCOULDOPEN YOUR EYES A LITTLE BIT." "JUSTPOPTHEMOPEN." "IFYOUJUSTOPENTHEM UP." "YEAH." "JUSTTRYTO- " "YEAH,TRYTO  KEEP THEM OPEN." "LOOKWHATI'MDOING." "SEE MY EYES?" "HOWTHEY'REOPEN?" "YEAH." "CANYOUTRYTODOTHAT?" "THEY-- THEY ARE OPEN." "EHH..." "HOWMUCHDO YOUTHINK A MASSAGE WOULD COST?" "LIKEA" "IDON'T-- I DON'T KNOW." "BUTLIKE,YOUKNOW..." "ONEOFTHOSEMASSAGES." "WHAT?" "WHAT" "[EXHALES]" "DIDI DOSOMETHING WRONG, OR" "IT'SJUST,YOU'REDRIVING REALLY FUCKIN' DANGEROUS RIGHT NOW." "PLEASE,JUSTTRY TO CONCENTRATE ON THE ROAD." "OPENYOUREYES!" "COMEON." "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN." "JUSTSTAYTHERE." "UM..." "JUST--PLEASE,STAYON  THE ROAD, STAY ON THE ROAD." "IDON'TKNOW IF THIS IS SAFE." "PLEASE,IT'SSAFERTHAN HAVING YOUR EYES HALF CLOSED." "UH,OK." "OK." "THATEYEIS WAYBETTER, RIGHT?" "YOUCANSEEBETTER OUT OF THAT EYE NOW?" "UH,I GUESSSO , YEAH." "DOYOUNOTICEADIFFERENCE?" "YEAH,YEAH." "STAYONTHEROAD, STAY ON THE ROAD." "YOU'REDOINGGREAT, YOU'RE DOING FINE." "YOU'REDOINGFINE." "THERE WE GO." "CAREFUL,CAREFUL, PLEASE BE CAREFUL." "PLEASEBECAREFUL, PLEASE BE CAREFUL." "MAYBEAFTERTHIS,UH,  SOME SORT OF HAND JOB OR SOMETHING." "WHAT?" "JUST STRAIGHT UP." "S.A.T.QUESTION." "UM,WHITEPEOPLE ARE TO LOVING THEIR DAUGHTERS" "ASASIANPEOPLEARE TO..." "UM..." "IDON'TKNOW." "BLANKTHEIRDAUGHTERS." "WHITEPEOPLELOVE..." "DAUGHTERS." "WHENASIANPEOPLE HAVE DAUGHTERS, THEY..." "CANONLYHAVEONE ?" "THEYKILLTHEM." "THEY BURY THEM ALIVE" "SOTHATTHEYCAN  HAVE A BOY." "LOOK,LOOK,OH ,MY GOD." "PLEASE BE CAREFUL." "HEY,MYCELLPHONE'S NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW." "CANYOUTAKEALOOK ATIT  AND SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?" "NO!" "CANI TAKETHIS TAPE OFF NOW?" "DOYOUTHINKYOU 'RE-- ARE YOU GOING TO OPEN YOUR EYES?" "YES." "ITHINKTHAT'S SUPER UNSAFE." "IFEELLIKEIT'S NOT REALLY HELPING THAT MUCH, BUT" "OHH!" "THAT HURT?" "WHENYOUCAME TO THIS COUNTRY, LIKE" "IWASBORN IN THIS COUNTRY, OK?" "FUCK YOU." "OH,OK." "BY THAT, SO WHEN DO YOU" "SOWHOORDEREDYOU ?" "ISTHERESOMESORT OF CRATE SITUATION?" "NO,THERE'SNO  CRATE SITUATION!" "I'MMOREAMERICAN THAN YOU ARE, JEW." "FIRSTOFALL, THAT'S UNCALLED FOR." "YOU'REUNCALLEDFOR." "OH,THAT'SADOG ." "THERE'S A DOG RIGHT UP THERE." "YOUWANTTO PULLOVERANDGET IT?" "YOU WANT TO GRAB IT?" "WE'LLFRYIT UP FORLATER,DUDE ." "WE'LL FRY IT UP FOR LATER." "DUDE,THAT'SAGIANTONE." "THAT'S A GERMAN SHEPHERD, BRO." "PULLOVER, WE'LL JUST GET THIS." "WHATAREYOU TALKING ABOUT?" "FUCKIT!" "IT 'SGONENOW ." "THISISFUCKING RIDICULOUS." "ICAN'TBELIEVE I PAID MONEY FOR THIS CLASS." "LISTEN,LISTEN,IDON 'T" "SOMEUGLYASS OLD WHITE GUY." "IDON'T--IWANTTHIS TO END WELL, OK?" "IWANTEVERYONETOBEHAPPY ." "I WANT IT TO END HAPPY." "I JUSTWANTAHAPPYENDING." " SHUT THE FUCK UP." "ANDIFICAN JUSTGET THAT HAPPY ENDING," "THATWOULDBE- " " WHAT HAPPY ENDING?" "$ 20WORTH" " ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?" "!" "OH,MONEY!" "NO !" "OH ,MY GOD!" "I'MSORRY." "I'VEBEENALITTLEHARD ONYOU." "ANDI SOSORRY." "I SO, SO SORRY." "REALLY?" "REALLY?" "[LAUGHS]" "YOUPROBABLYDON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK." "DOYOUWATCH CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?" "YOULOOKLIKE A PERVERT." "YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING PERVERT." "YOUAREGETTINGME SO HORNY RIGHT NOW." "OH,MYGOD." "ITHOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY TEACHER." "ICANBARELYSEE YOU ." "IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOU?" "HOWDOYOUGET THROUGHLIFE  LIKE THIS, MAN?" "THISISCRAZY." "I SO SORRY." "ISOSORRY." "HOWDOESTHIS HELP ME DRIVE?" "I SO SORRY." "JUSTCALMDOWN,IT'S" "OK,LISTEN, THIS IS GOING TO SEEM WEIRD," "BUTI JUSTWANTTOKNOW ." "ISYOURPUSSY LIKE SLANTED, OR" "OWW!" "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "JUST--NOHITTING!" "ANDIFYOU'REGOINGTOHIT, USE PROPER FORM." "IT'SA KARATECHOP, AND YOU SAY HYAH." "YOUDIDN'TSAYHYAH." "OWW!" "WHATKINDOF KARATE DO YOU KNOW?" "UM..." "WHATHAPPENSIF IWOULD STRIKE YOU?" "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN?" "I'MNOTGOINGTO." "HYAH!" "[LAUGHS]KARATE!" "AREYOUSURE THIS IS" "ALLRIGHT,HONGKONGFOOEY," "JUSTPLEASEBE CAREFUL." "YOU'REGOINGTO FAIL." "YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL." "'CAUSEI 'MGOING TO SUE YOUR FUCKING ASS." "YOU'RENOTGOINGTOSUEME." "YES, I AM." "NO,YOU'RENOT." "YES, I AM." "WHATAREYOUGOING TO SUE ME FOR?" "I'MGOINGTO SUEYOU  FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT." "OH,ITWASN'THARASSMENT IF YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT." "IWASNOTASKINGFORIT!" "YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY!" "OH,YEAH,SITTINGTHERE LOOKING ALL ASIAN" "ANDOFCOURSEI'M NOT  GOING TO WANT TO FUCK?" "FUCKINGASSHOLE!" "JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET ANYTHING?" "OH, MY GOD!" "OFCOURSEI'MGOING TO WANT TO FUCK." "CAREFUL,CAREFUL, CAREFUL, CAREFUL!" "SORRY,ASIANDRIVER, ASIAN DRIVER." "THEY'REREALLYTERRIBLE AT DRIVING." "AND LOVEMAKING." "DUDE,WHATIS  YOUR PROBLEM, MAN?" "SORRY." "I 'MSORRYTO GETONYOU." "BUTIT'SIMPORTANT THAT YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE SAFELY." "IT'STHEONLYREASON I'M HARD ON YOU." "BECAUSEYOUNEEDTOLEARN HOW TO DELIVER FOOD ON TIME," "OTHERWISEPEOPLELIKEME ARE ANGRY" "THATIT'SPAST40MINUTES." "DUDE,THAT'SNOT EVEN CHINESE FOOD, THAT'S DOMINO'S." "SOFUCKING RIDICULOUS!" "ALLRIGHT,THEN$40 !" "WOULD $40 DO IT?" "$20,$ 40, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" "!" "FIRSTOFALL, YOU ALREADY BROKE THAT 10." "YOU'RE EATING HALF OF THAT." "THAT--OH,MYGOD, YOU ARE THE CHEAPEST FUCKING" "I'MNOTCHEAP, I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE MONEY GETTING A HAND JOB" "WHENI CANGO TO SOMEOTHER PLACE AND GET ONE FOR CHEAPER!" "OH,MYGOD." "YOU COULDN'T GET A HAND JOB IF SOMEONE FUCKING PAID YOU." "YOUROWNHANDDOESN'T EVEN WANT TO GIVE YOU" "AFUCKINGHANDJOB , YOU CREEP." "I'MDONEWITHTHIS." "I'M THROUGH WITH THIS." "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!" "WATCHOUT!" "SOMEBODY'S GOING TO HIT YOU!" "FUCKYOU!" "OK,I CUTOFF FOR CUTTING PEOPLE OFF," "DIDN'TLOOKBEFORETURNING," "BEINGA FILTHYASIAN," "CANNOTPRONOUNCEHISLs,  THAT'S MINUS 7." "41%." "HEY, ASSHOLE," "ONEMORETHING-- FUCK YOU." "YEAH,THAT'SRIGHT, YOU BETTER BE SCARED." "I'LLFUCKINGKARATE PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE." "ASSHOLE." "OH,MY." "THAT'SGOINGTO BE A41,  FOR THE ATTITUDE," "I'MTAKINGIT DOWNTOA 38 % ." "38%." "FUCKTHIS." "FUCK THIS." "DON'TPULLOVER!" "WE'RE IN THE--WE'RE" "WE'REDRIVINGNOW." "YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS." "SOISIT--ISITHORIZONTAL" "OW,FUCK!" "OW !" "FUCK!" "ASIANSFIGHTINGBACK!" "PLEASE!" "OW!" "OW!" "GETOUTOF THEFUCKINGCAR!" "GET BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY." "FUCKYOU!" "OH..." "MY..." "GOD." "WELL,THEYLOVETHEIRJOB." "THEY'RE GREAT SITTERS." "IKNOW.[CHUCKLES]" "ALLRIGHT,SIR,YOU ,TOO ." "ALL RIGHT, BYE." "HI." "HOWCANIHELP YOU?" "HI,I 'MJUST LOOKING." "WELL,WELCOME." "WE ARE NEW IN TOWN." "NEW TO BEVERLY HILLS." "ANDWEOBVIOUSLYOFFER EVERYTHING BABY-RELATED." "STUFFEDANIMALS,BLOCKS, GOOBERY GADGETS." "WE'VEGOT'EM FOR YOUR LITTLE GOOBERS." "OH,YES,WE NEEDMORE STUFF IN OUR HOUSE, THAT'S FOR SURE." "WELL,ANYTHINGYOUSEE-- CRIBS, TOYS, CRAYONS," "ANDWEALSOHAVEBABYSITTERS." "OH,YOUDO ?" "YEAH." "OH,THAT'SAGOOD THING TO KNOW." "DOYOUHAVEACARD  OR SOMETHING?" "I'M-- WELL, EVEN BETTER..." "ALWAYSLOOKING FOR BABYSITTERS." "IFYOUHAVETIME, YOU CAN ACTUALLY MEET THE SITTERS RIGHT NOW." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "UH,OK." "FANTASTIC,GREAT." "REALLY?" "COMEONWITHME." "YEAH." "ALLRIGHT." "WHAT'STHELITTLEGUY 'SNAME?" "LUKE." "ALLRIGHT." "COMEON, LUKE, LET'S MEET YOUR NEW BABYSITTERS." "YOU'REGOINGTO LOVETHEM." "COME ON." "HE'SJUSTSO SWEET." "OH,THANKYOU." "RIGHTTHISWAY." "THANK YOU." "LUKE,YOURNEWSITTERS." "I'LLLETYOUGUYS GET ACQUAINTED." "[DOORCLOSES]" "HEY,BITCH." "HEY, MIKE." "HEY,I 'MTELLING YOU, NO BULLSHIT." "MYCOUSINRAYAIN 'T GIVING ME THIS..." "[INDISTINCT]" "LIKETHAT." "HOLDON,HOLDON,  NIGGER." "HOLD ON." "GETIT." "WHATTHEFUCK,ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING SAY SOMETHING" "ORSHIT,WHATTHE FUCK, ARE YOU JUST GOING TO WALK UP IN HERE" "NO,I JUSTWASTAKEN BY SURPRISE, I'M SORRY." "WHOAREYOUGUYS?" "SHE WAS--I'M..." "WHAT?" "WHATTHEFUCK?" "FINISHYOURGODDAMN SENTENCE, BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK?" "UH,NO,IJUST-- I'M LOOKING FOR BABYSITTERS." "MYBAD." "I'M SUPPOSED TO BE NICE." "WEARETHEBABYSITTERS." "YOU'RETHEBABYSITTERS?" "WE'RETHEBABYSITTERS." "WHAT'SGOINGON HERE, SERIOUSLY?" "WETHEBABYSITTERS." "YOU'RE-- YOU CAN'T BE BABYSITTERS." "WE'RETHEFUCKING BABYSITTERS." "THENIGGERSHAVE FUCKING SAID IT LIKE 20 FUCKING TIMES, DAMN!" "OK,OK,OK ,ALLRIGHT." "IS THAT YOUR BABY?" "YES." "HOWOLDIS IT ?" "HE'S7 MONTHS." "WEGRANDHANDSHAKE" "I'MSORRY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?" "THISISREALLYODD ." "HEY!" "HEY, BOY." "HEY,I GOTYOURGIRL RIGHT HERE." "YOUKNOWWHAT, WHAT WE NEED TO DO," "LIKE,WENEEDTOFIND  OUT LIKE A SCHEDULE." "WECANWRITEDOWN THE SCHEDULE." "WEGOTACRAYONINTHIS BITCH SOMEWHERE." "SOWHENDO YOU NEED OUR SERVICES?" "BECAUSE, UM" "THAT'SWHATI'MSAYING, WE CAN WRITE DOWN A SCHEDULE." "THESOONER, THE BETTER I GET PAID," "THESOONER I CAN PAY THE BILLS." "'CAUSEI GOT PEOPLE TO PAY." "NO,I 'MSURETHATYOU DO." "NO, WE ALL HAVE BILLS TO PAY." "OH,YEAH." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT" "WHYAREYOU BEING LIKE THIS?" "BUTYOUKNOWWHAT, MY HUSBAND AND I" "ISIT'CAUSE WE BLACK?" "I'MSORRY,IDIDN'T" "IDIDN'TSAYANYTHING ABOUT YOU BEING BLACK." "FIRSTOFALL, MY BEST FRIEND'S HUSBAND IS LIKE A QUARTER BLACK." "OH,SHIT,OH ,SHIT." "IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN." "OH,FORREAL?" "MOTHERFUCKER." "YOURNEXTBABYCAN BE HALF BLACK, THOUGH." "NO,YOUKNOWWHAT, THIS NOT FUNNY AT ALL, YOU GUYS." "I'MNOTLAUGHING ANYMORE." "[ALLTALKINGAT ONCE]" "HONESTLY,THISIS-- WE'RE ALL SET." "ITHINKSOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE." "WE'REALLSETINHERE !" "THANK YOU." "ITHINKSOMETHING'S GOING ON HERE." "NOTHING'SGOINGON ." "WHATDOYOUMEAN, NOTHING AIN'T GOING ON HERE?" "NOTHING'SGOINGON !" "WEWANTTO BABY-SIT THE BABY." "WE'REGOOD." "YOUTHINKYOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR US." "YOUKNOWWHAT, DO YOU HAVE A CARD?" "'CAUSEI CANTAKEYOURCARD ." "YEAH, WE GOT A CARD." "LOOKONTHEFUCKING WALL." "FUCK THE POLICE." "THAT'STHEMOTHERFUCKING CARD, BITCH!" "HOWMUCHMONEYARE YOU GOING TO GIVE US FOR THIS?" "IGOTTO GETSPAID." "IGOTAWELFARECHECK DIDN'T COME THROUGH!" "THEYCOMECROPMYWATER." "♪ALLYOUGOT TODOIS GIVE ME SOME OF THAT MONEY" "♪TAKEME OUT, ABOUT TO GET YOUR RING" "♪ABOUTTHEBABY, SIT YOUR BABY" "♪DOTHEDAMNTHING" "♪WITHTHEMALTLIQUORINMY HAND, I'M THE MAN" "OH,MYGOD!" "ITHINKLUKE'SALL SET ." "HEY,YOUGUYS." "AWW." "WE'VEGOTACLIENT." "YOU GUYS NAILED IT." "SHEGOINGTO CALLUS." "WE GOT THAT." "WEGOTACLIENT!" "I THINK WE GOT A CLIENT." "ITHINKWE GOTACLIENT." "[HUMMING]" "ALLRIGHT,LET'S MOVE FORWARD NOW." "THENEXTONE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A CLASSIC, ACCORDING TO BOB." "WHAT'STHENAME OF THIS ONE?" ""SPERMLAKE." "SPERM LAKE."" "[DUCKSQUACKING]" "["SWANLAKE"PLAYING]" "OH,NO,IT 'S A BUNCH OF DUDES." "OH,NO,NOTEVENONE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN." "[SQUAWKING]" "THISISTHEKINDOFBULLSHIT THAT MADE ME STOP GOING TO THE SAUNA AT THE GYM." "[SQUAWKING]" "["SWANLAKE"ENDS]" "♪I SEEYOU STANDING THERE" "♪THEREON THEWALL" "♪I WANTTO KNOW IF YOU'RE ALONE" "[SQUAWKING]" "[SONGCONTINUES]" "[MOANING]" "♪GOTME ,GOTME, GOT ME BUMPING IN THIS CLUB" "[TURNSOFFSONG, "SWAN LAKE" PLAYING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[SQUAWKING]" "OHHH." "[SQUAWKING]" "WOW." "THISMAYBE THEONLY SHOW ON THE INTERNET" "TOACTUALLYGETGUYS TO STOP JERKING OFF." "DUDE,RELAX." "THEONLYWAY I COULD SHOOT MY LOAD WATCHING THIS" "WILLBETRYINGTO HIT THE EJECT BUTTON ON THE DVD PLAYER." "OK." "I THINKWE NEED TO GET THE BUCKET RATING." "OK,LET'SGO  TO THE BUCKET." "BOB, WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "9.2." "9.2?" "THAT'S A LOT." "THEREMUSTBE  SOME BLOOD MIXED IN THERE WITH THAT." "OHH..." "WOW." "THATCAN'TBE GOOD." "ANDTHESTICKYBUCKET AWARD GOES TO..." ""SPERMLAKE,"WITHA9.2." "WELL,THISHASBEEN THIS WEEK'S PODCAST" "OF" THEPORNO REVIEW." I'M JD." "ANDI 'MHARRIET." "BOB." "WESHOULDTAKE BOB OUTSIDE AND HIT HIM WITH A STICK." "ITHINKWE SHOULD PUT HIM DOWN." "YEAH." "WESHOULDGETRID OFBOB." ""FLIRTYHARRY,"ALONEHERO ," "WITHTHEWINDOFA CITY  ON HIS SHOULDERS." "EVERYNIGHT IT JUST GETS HARDER..." "ANDLONGER..." "ANDHARDER..." "KNOWINGTHATTHESEYOUNGMEN THAT I HANDCUFF AND PUNISH" "CANACTUALLYWALK THE NEXT DAY." "OH,YES,YES,HARRY." "ONCEI FINISHNAIL, HARRY, HE BE OK." "YOULIKESEMI-GLOSS?" "ACTUALLY,I DON'TKNOW ABOUT THE SEMI." "I..." "ILIKE A NICE HARD FINISH." "SOMETHINGABOUT HOW SMOOTH IT FEELS" "WHENI SQUEEZEEACHLOAD DOWN THAT BARREL." "YEAH,LIKEPOP,POP ,POP  IN THE SKY." "BRIGHT LIGHT, WOW!" "ITDOESN'TREALLYGO IN THE SKY." "ITSHOOTSKINDOF FORWARD." "OOH!" "FUNNY,HARRY,VERYFUNNY." "YOUWANTBLOWJOB ?" "THAT'SALLRIGHT." "OH,I GIVEHIMBLOWJOB." "NO,I GIVEHIMBLOWJOB." "THAT'S OK." "IGIVEHIMBLOWJOB." "I GIVE HIM BLOW JOB." "Both:" "I GIVEHIMBLOWJOB!" "I GIVE HIM BLOW JOB!" "JUSTA LITTLE." "THAT'SOK." "I CAN BLOW MYSELF." "I'LLGETYOURBOTTLE FOR YOU." "I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "WHENCRIMERUNSRAMPANT..." "[CRYING]" "FLIRTYHARRYIS THERE." "FREEZE,ASSHOLE." "DON'TMOVEAMUSCLE." "DROPIT." "THISCOULDBE NASTY." "OW!" "DAMN!" "GOTCHA." "GODDAMN,MOTHERFUCKER!" "FLIRTYHARRY..." "ONEINTHEHOLE." "HEALWAYSGETSHIS MAN ..." "ICANFEELTHE BULLET IN MY MOUTH," "YOUMOTHERFUCKER!" "INTHEEND." "I'MGONNAKILLYOU ,BITCH!" "RIGHT..." "WE SHOULDN'T STAY." "OH,PLEASE." "[LAUGHS]" "OOH!" "ITFEELSGOOD." "[LAUGHS]" "HOWAREYOU?" "HOW YOU DOIN'?" "AHH..." "WOW." "HEY,TOMORROW," "WESHOULDHURRY AND CHECK OUT." "OK?" "AND,UH ..." "I'MSORRY,AM I INTERRUPTING OR..." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ." "OK." "GREAT." "OOH." "YOUGUYSVISITING, OR..." "WE'REFROMST ." "LOUIS." "OH,THAT'SGREAT." "I'M FROM IOWA." "OH,GOOD." "YOUHAVING A NICE VACATION?" "ACTUALLY,UH, I'M MEETING MY BOYFRIEND." "HELIVESHERE AND WE MET ONLINE," "ANDIT'SKINDOF OUR FIRST WEEKEND" "TOACTUALLYMEET FACE TO FACE." "SO..." "OH,REALLY?" "IT'SBEENGREAT." "[LAUGHS]" "COOL." "I 'MDIANE." "OH,DIANE,I'MCINDI." "I'MJACK." "OH,GREAT." "EXCELLENT." "WHATAREYOUGUYS DOING TONIGHT?" "WE'LLPROBABLYHITTHE BAR  OR GET SOME DRINKS." "WEARE,TOO." "MAYBEWECANDO  A DOUBLE DATE OR SOMETHING." "IDON'TKNOW." "JUST THINK ABOUT IT." "SURE." "SURE,WHYNOT ?" "SEE YOU GUYS IN THE BAR, YEAH." "MIGHTBEMR.RIGHT." "SOUNDSLIKEANICEGUY." "YEAH,HE'SREALLYSWEET." "HEY,MAMA." "HI,BABY!" "HOWYOUBE DOIN'?" "I'VEBEENMISSINGYOU ." "WHEREYOUBEEN?" "WHERE YOU BEEN?" "MMM!" "MMM!" "COME HERE!" "[MOANING]" "UM..." "[INDISTINCT]" "WHATYOUDOIN' UP IN HERE?" "HEY,THISIS ,UH , DIANE AND JACK." "WE'REJUSTTALKING." "WHATY 'ALLBEUP TO ?" "WHAT'S UP?" "GUYS,THISIS HIM." "SOWHATIT DO ?" "HOW YOU BE?" "HOWYOUDOIN'?" "HOWAREYOU?" "HOW YOU BE DOIN'?" "THEY'REGONNAMAYBEGO FOR DRINKS WITH US TONIGHT." "OH,YEAH,SOME [INDISTINCT]?" "DOUBLEDATE." "OH,I DON'TKNOW,YEAH." "NICE." "THATSOUNDS LIKE THE SHIT." "CANI GETACHOCOLATEMARTINI?" "YEAH,ANDI'LLGET  A WHITE VANILLA ROCKATINI." "WEREALLYSHOULDGO." "SOYOUCANHAVE..." "BABY..." "YEAH,WHYDON'TWE LEAVE YOU GUYS" "TOHAVESOMEPRIVACY." "IT'S COOL." "OH,COMEON ,YOUGUYS, WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN." "OH,COMEON ." "NO,IT'SFINE." "WE HAD A LONG DAY TODAY." "WESHOULDPROBABLYGET ..." "SITDOWN." "SIT DOWN!" "SO,UM,SO WHATDOYOU DO FOR A LIVING?" "UH,I AMAN INSURANCE SALESMAN." "BORING." "YEAH?" "INEED SOME INSURANCE." "IBETYOUDO." "I NEED SOME INSURANCE ON MY DICK." "HEY,SETH." "YOULOOKLIKESETHROGAN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "IHAVE GOT THAT BEFORE." "YEAH?" "HEGOT A BIG DICK, I HEARD." "SOMEGIRLIFUCKED LAST WEEK," "SHEFUCKEDHIM TWO WEEKS BEFORE THAT," "SHECOULDN'TEVENWALK." "SHE WAS LIKE, DUDE..." "SHECOULDNOTEVENWALK ." "SHE..." "SHEHADAWHEELCHAIR." "BITCHHADAREMOTE CONTROL WHEELCHAIR." "LIKE,BITCHSAID HELLO AND DID ME LIKE THAT," "I'DPUTHER IN A COMA." "SETHROGANPUTHER  IN A WHEELCHAIR," "IPUTTHATBITCH IN A COMA." "IDON'TKNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "GIVEMETHATEAR ." "GIVE ME THAT EAR." "Diane:" "I 'MGONNABE SICK." "[LAUGHING]" "WHO'SMYBIGBLACK DADDY?" "HEY,SETH." "WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD, SWITCH WITH MY GIRL," "LETMEHAVEYOURGIRL ." "[BOTHTALKING AND LAUGHING]" "I'DENJOYTHAT." "I CAN TOTALLY DO IT." "HEY,JACK,I'VEGOT ROOM IN MY MOUTH." "DIANE." "HI." "YOUHADYOURSTOMACH PLAYED WITH INSIDE?" "ICANMAKE YOUR STOMACH GURGLE" "LIKEA MOTHERFUCKIN' ALKA-SELTZER PILL." "WHENHEPUTHIS DICKINME , I THOUGHT HE POPPED AN ORGAN." "ITWASLIKE..." "AAH!" "WHAT WAS THAT?" "!" "OH,MYGOD,HER KIDNEY!" "OH,MYGOD,IFELT HIM POKING ME IN MY FUCKIN' THROAT." "YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN ?" "YOU'REBEING VERY DISGUSTING." "OH,PLEASE." "WHY ARE YOU BEING LIKE THIS?" "JACK,I KNOW YOU'RE GETTING HARD." "WE'REJUSTTRYING TO HAVE FUN." "IKNOW,WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN, TOO." "WE'RE JUST RELAXING." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "WE SHOULD JUST LEAVE YOU TO HAVE FUN TOGETHER." "YEAH,YOUGUYSWILLHAVE  MORE FUN IF WE'RE NOT HERE." "AIN'TNOFUN IF THE HOMEYS CAN'T HAVE NONE." "COMEON." "I'M A HOMEY." "LET'SSHAKEOURTITTIES TOGETHER." "JUSTYOUANDMESHAKIN' AND BOUNCIN' OUR TITTIES." "JUSTBOUNCEIT ." "JUST BOUNCE IT." "HAVEA LITTLEFUN." "LETMEDO IT TO YOU." "LET ME DO IT TO YOU." "HEY,JACK,YOULIKEANAL ?" "NO." "NO." "WHOA." "WHOA." "YEAH,YEAH." "OH, MY GOODNESS." "IWANTTHATBIG  BLACK DICK IN ME." "YOUFEELIT ?" "YOU FEEL IT?" "AAH!" "AAH!" "NO,NO,NO !" "NO ,NO ." "NO, NO." "[SHOUTING]" "WEDON'TWANTTOBEIN THIS WHEN YOU GUYS ARE HAVING SEX." "COMEON,JACK,YOU KNOW YOU WANT A PIECE OF THIS." "WHYAREYOUGONNALEAVE?" "DON'TTOUCHME !" "[INDISTINCT]" "COMEON,DON'TLEAVE, YOU FUCKIN' PUSSY!" "UH,HELLO,SIR." "HOW ARE YOU?" "HMM?" "OK." "CANI ,UH,ASKYOU  A QUESTION?" "I'MTRYINGTO GET A PETITION GOING." "I'MTRYINGTO GETJEWS TO APOLOGIZE FOR KILLING JESUS." "I'MTRYINGTO GETASMANY  SIGNATURES AS I CAN." "I'MSORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAY?" "I'MTRYINGTO GETJEWS, YIDDLE LITTLES," "UM,HEBREWS," "TOAPOLO--TO" "YOUKNOWYOU'REIN A JEWISH MARKET?" "YEAH,I CAMETO FINDTHEM." "THEY, UH" "I--I--I'MSORRY,I- - WHAT IS--IS THIS A" "AREYOUSORRY?" "THAT'S GREAT." "SOIFYOU'LL SIGN THIS AND SAY SORRY ABOUT" "NO,I--IDIDNOT  KILL JESUS." "YEAH,BUT..." "IMEAN, YOUR PEOPLE DID." "AREYOUFORREALHERE ?" "WHATAREYOUDOING IN A JEWISH MARKET HERE" "TALKINGTOJEWS THIS WAY?" "HOWDOYOUTALKLIKE THAT ?" "WHYDOALLYOU GUYSTALK  LIKE SUCH VICTIMS?" "[WHINING] NNN..." "NNN..." "NN..." "NNN..." "THAT'SWHATYOUSOUNDLIKE  ALL THE TIME." "ALLTHETIME." "I'MSORRY,IJUST-- I'M NOT GONNA TALK TO YOU." "ALLRIGHT,FAIRENOUGH." "JEEZ" "BYTHEWAY, WE'RE GIVING AWAY, UH," "ACROSSTHESTREET, 50% OFF RHINOPLASTIES." "GETOUTOF HERE!" "A NOSE JOB" "GETAWAYFROMME!" "YOUDON'TWANT 50% OFF" "NO,I DON'T!" "WOW." "WOW." "HI,HOWAREYOU ?" "HI." "UH,OH,YEAH." "GOODPRICE." "HEY." "REMEMBERJESUS" "ANDHOWYOUGUYS KILLED HIM?" "WE'REJUSTTRY-- I'M TRYING TO GET," "UM,SOMEPEOPLE TO SIGN THE PETITION" "JUSTTO,UH" ""SORRYFORKILLING JESUS" PETITION." "UH..." "JESUSCHRIST." "YEAH." "IFI COULDJUSTGET  YOUR JEW NAME HERE." "AREYOUSERIOUS?" "TOTALLY." "WHATDO..." "HOWDOYOUGUYSGET SUCH CURLY HAIR?" "LIKE,DOYOU PERM THIS?" "EXCUSE ME." "EXCUSEME." "STOP." "PLEASEDON'TTOUCH MY HAIR." "OK?" "IT'SREALLY..." "DO--LIKE,WHAT DO YOU DO TO IT?" "WHYDON'TYOU JUST CUT IT?" "ORSMOOTHIT OUT?" "ITDOESN'TWORK." "DOYOUTHINK THAT'S BECAUSE GOD IS PUNISHING YOU?" "MAYBE." "MAYBEHE IS ." "MAYBEIT'SBECAUSEYOU  HAVEN'T APOLOGIZED" "EXCUSEME." "FATHER OR MINISTER OR WHATEVER YOU ARE," "ITHINK IT'S REALLY RUDE OF YOU TO COME IN HERE AND..." "OK,I GETYOUDON 'T WANT TO SIGN IT." "PERHAPS..." "THISISRIDICULOUS." "UH,MR.COPPER ABRAHAM LINCOLN" "WOULD,UH, CHANGE YOUR MIND?" "'CAUSEJEWSLOVE MONEY, RIGHT?" "MM-HMM." "MM-HMM." "VERYTEMPTING." "VERY TEMPTING." "NO,THANKYOU." "EXCUSEME." "I'M JUST TRYING TO SHOP." "WOULDYOUWANT TO BE NAILED TO A CROSS?" "YOURLEGSANDYOURHANDS" "NOBODYDOESTHATANYMORE." "NO,THEYDON'T." "SO,JUSTAPOLOGIZE FOR THE LAST ONE." "YOUKNOWHE WAS SPECIAL TO US." "FINE." "GOFIND SOMEONE TO BREED WITH." "AREYOUSERIOUS?" "JEEZ." "HI,HOWAREYOU ?" "I'MOK." "HOW ARE YOU?" "GOOD." "UH,I 'MHERETODAY-- IT'S GREAT FOOD HERE." "BUTI 'MHERETODAYTO- " "SORRY,I DON'TKNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN HERE, BUT I NEED YOU TO LEAVE." "IDON'TWANTYOU  BOTHERING MY CUSTOMERS." "OK." "I APOLOGIZE." "I'M SORRY." "YOU--YEAH,THANKYOU." "DIDN'T--DID SOMEBODY TELL ON ME?" "NO,I SAWYOU FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER." "YOU'REBOTHERING" "WASTHERE A COLLABORATOR THAT CAME OVER TO YOU?" "NO,ITWASN'T A COLLABORATOR." "ITWASJUSTME WITH MY OWN EYES," "SEEINGYOUBOTHERING MY CUSTOMERS." "OK,I WASJUST-- HONESTLY, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET SOME" "SOME..." "OK,IFYOU'RE GOING TO SHOP" "ANDGETSOMESTUFF, YOU'RE MORE THAN" "THAT'SRIGHT." "I APOLOGIZE." "IT WAS MY FAULT." "OK,MORETHANHAPPY." "JUST..." "SORRY." "DON'TBOTHER CUSTOMERS, OK?" "OK." "THANKYOU." "THANK YOU." "WEREYOUTHEONE  THAT TOLD?" "YOU'RERIGHT." "I--I" "TRYINGTOGET TO THE OTHER SIDE" "NNN..." "NNN..." "HEY,LOOK AT THE LITTLE JEW APPLES." "THEY'RESOTINY." "GETLESSFORYOURMONEY." "UM,SO,HEY." "IF YOU COULD SIGN OUR PETITION?" "WE'REJUSTTRYING TO GET SOME, UH," "JEWSTOAPOLOGIZE FOR KILLING JESUS." "JUSTTRYTO ,UH-- [SCOFFS]" "MAKETHINGS ALL EVEN." "YEAH." "NO,UH , YOU KNOW," "IDON'TSIGNMYNAME  TO ANYTHING" "THATI HAVEN'TREAD COMPLETELY," "SO,NO--NO, THANK YOU." "ITSAYSRIGHTHERE, "SORRY FOR KILLING JESUS PETITION."" "ANDTHEN,HERE'S YOUR JEW NAME," "ANDIFYOUSTILLKNOW  YOUR JEW NUMBER," "ANDTHEN,WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE SORRY." "OH,MYGOD." "MIRIAM?" "IS THAT YOUR NAME?" "NO." "OK." "WELL,I 'MSORRY TO, UH..." "I,UH,DON'TMEAN TO BOTHER YOU." "IAPOLOGIZE." "MYFAULT." "THESELOOKBETTER." "THESELOOKBETTER." "CANYOU SMELL THAT?" "CANYOUSMELL THE PENNY?" "ENOUGHALREADY." "OK." "OK?" "I DON'TWANTTOHAVE  TO COME OUT HERE AGAIN." "OK,I CANSEEYOURFRIEND." "HE'S GOT A CAMERA HERE." "IMEAN-- YEAH." "WE'RE JUST" "YOU'RENOTVERY INCONSPICUOUS," "WHATYOU'REDOINGHERE WITH MY CUSTOMERS." "IFTHEOWNER WAS HERE RIGHT NOW," "ICOULDGET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE, SO, UH" "OK,I 'M--OK." "IFYOU'REGONNASHOPHERE , THAT'S ABSOLUTELY FINE." "JUSTSTAYAWAY FROM THE CUSTOMERS," "IFYOUWOULD,PLEASE." " OK, OK." "SORRY." "OK?" " SORRY." "THANKYOU." " OK." "IUNDERSTAND." "I'LL GO NOW." "IJUST--OK,I'LL STAY AWAY FROM THEM." "EXCUSEME." "CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?" "YEAH." "WHAT'SUP ?" "[LAUGHING] JERRY SEINFELD." ""HELLO,NEWMAN."" "UH,I 'MTRYING TO GET A, UH, PETITION GOING" "FOR,UM-- YEAH?" "WHAT'S IT FOR?" "I'MJUST TRYING TO GET," "UM,JEWSTO ,UH , SIGN A PETITION" "SAYINGTHEY'RESORRY THAT--THAT JESUS GOT KILLED," "ANDTHEIRROLE OF THAT." "IT'SJUST KIND OF LIKE" "ARE--AREYOUBORED OR SOMETHING?" "ARE--AREYOUSERIOUS?" "I'M JUST" "IT'SJUSTTHERE'S A LOT OF HATRED IN THE WORLD." "I'MJUSTTRYING TO CURE THAT." "COMEON." "JUSTSIGN." "JUST SIGN IT." "JUSTBETHEGUY WHO  TAKES THE INITIATIVE" "ANDGETSIN THERE AND APOLOGIZES FOR WHAT YOU PEOPLE DID." "OK,FINE." "ALL RIGHT." "AWESOME." "UH,GOAHEAD." "WRITE YOUR NAME DOWN THERE." "ITSAYS,"JEWNAME." YEAH." "THEJEW'SNAME." "COMEON,MAN." "OK,I 'LLSTART YOU OFF." ""DAVID"..." "OK,MYNAMEISDAVID." "OK,SHOULDIPUT  FOR OCCUPATION," "SHOULDI PUTBANKER?" "UH,RUNNINGMEDIA?" "REALLY?" "RUNNINGMEDIA." "OK ." "ALSO,WE'REGIVINGAWAY," "ANDI THINK YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS,  50%OFF RHINOPLASTIES." "UM..." "DISCOUNTNOSEJOBS." "50% OFF, UM..." "MYNOSEIS" "MYNO--YOURNOSE IS BIGGER THAN MINE." "BUTREALLY,YOU'RE JUST DEFLECTING NOW." "YOURNOSE IS HUMONGOUS." "NO,IT'SNOT." "PEAR." "HOWAREYOU?" "[SIGHS] NOT TOO BAD, NOT TOO BAD." "DOYOUWANT TO SIGN MY PETITION?" "WHAT'SIT ALL ABOUT?" "I'MTRYINGTO GET" "[SIGHS]JEWSTO SIGN THIS PETITION" "SAYINGTHEY'RESORRY ABOUT THE KILLING OF JESUS." "ANDNONEOF THESEHYMIES WILL--WILL DO IT," "ANDIT'S JUST FRUSTRATING," "'CAUSEI 'MJUSTTRYING TO BRING PEOPLE TOGETHER." "YEAH." "I MEAN, WHY NOT?" "ALLRIGHT." "AWESOME, MAN." ""NAME." JUST PUT YOUR NAME THERE." "NAME." "NAME'S "FUCK YOU."" "ALLRIGHT." "OK." "THANKYOU." "IFYOU'RENOTGOINGTOBE  SERIOUS ABOUT THIS." "IMEAN,WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?" "SO,YOU'RENOTSORRY ABOUT THE KILLING OF JESUS?" "ISHEDOINGITAGAIN?" "WHY--YOUAGAIN?" "YOU'RE ALWAYS BOTHERING ME!" "YOU'REBOTHERING MY CUSTOMERS." "OUT YOU GO." "IWISHIT WAS 6 MILLION AND ONE." "OHH!" "OUT." "IMMEDIATELY." "GETOUTOFHERE ." " STOP, STOP, STOP!" "IDIDN'TMEANANY HARM." "STOP!" "YOU'RECRUCIFYINGME." "STOPIT !" "YOU'RE A REAL JERK, YOU KNOW THAT?" "THISISWHATYOU DID  TO JESUS, TOO." "STOP,STOP,STOP!" " GET OUT OF HERE." "IWILLSUEYOU ." "WELL,DOCTOR, I JUST, YOU KNOW," "FINDTHATI'M HAVING TROUBLE" "OPENINGUP IN MY RELATIONSHIPS," "REALLYBEINGVULNERABLE." "THETHINGIS IS THAT I THINK THIS COMES FROM MY CHILDHOOD." "MY--MYPARENTS GOT DIVORCED AT A YOUNG AGE," "ANDI FEELLIKE MY FATHER LEAVING" "HASREALLY,YOUKNOW, TAKEN A--A CHUNK OUT OF MY SELF-ESTEEM." "MM-HMM." "THAT'S A SHAME." "YOUKNOW,IFEEL LIKE THERE'S A GOOD GIRL INSIDE OF ME," "ANDA RAUNCHYRAVEN THAT COMES OUT" "WHENI HAVESEX WITH SOME STRANGER." "HMM?" "YOU KNOW, MY--MY SELF-ESTEEM ISSUES." "LET'SGETBACK TO THE SEX." "UH,WHATKINDOFSEX ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "SEXWITH--WITH,UM , MANY, MANY MEN." "SOMETIMESINGROUPS AS, YOU KNOW" "YOU'REWITHADOCTOR." "YOU CAN BE SPECIFIC." "WELL,HANDJOBS, BLOW JOBS, GAGGING," "DOUBLEPENETRATION, FACIALS," "DRYHUMPING," "SEXWITHTOYS, ROLE PLAY, WHIPS," "CHAINS, THE WHOLE GAMUT." "I'VE--I'VEJUSTSPENT YEARS DROWNED IN A" "INA POOLOF SEMEN." "YOUKNOW?" "THAT'SINTERESTING." "DROWNING." "TRYINGTOGETOUT  AND BE MYSELF," "BUTJUSTBEING COVERED IN-- IN NAMELESS..." "MM-HMM." "FACELESS..." "SEMEN." "[CRYING] THEN I" "THENI STARTEDDOING THE DRUGS." "WHATDOTHEDRUGS MAKE YOU DO?" "THEYWOULDTAKEME TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL" "WITH--WITHTHISSEX," "THISDISGUSTING, YOU KNOW, BASE," "DEPRAVED, ANIMALISTIC." "LIKEI WASN'T EVEN HUMAN ANYMORE." "IWASJUST THIS THING." "[MOANING]" "ANDI JUST..." "IWANTED TO GET FUCKED ALL NIGHT LONG," "ANDI JUSTWANTED TO BANG, BANG," "BANGALLNIGHTLONG." "YOUKNOW?" "ANDIT DIDN'T MATTER WHO IT WAS." "I'DTAKEANYGUY  THAT--THAT CAME AND I WOULD FACE HIM." "WE'DDOIT  WHEREVER--WHEREVER." "DOYOUHAVEANY  OF THOSE DRUGS ON YOU?" "YEAH." "CANI SEETHEM?" "HOWMANYOF THESEDRUGS DID YOU TAKE?" "NOMORETHAN1/2  OR LOOK OUT." "ITMAKESEVERYTHING MORE DIFFICULT." "ITMAKESMY FRIENDSHIPS," "YOUKNOW, JUST FALL APART." "NOBODYTRUSTSME OR" "HOWCOULDTHEYTRUSTYOU?" "WHOWOULDTRUSTME?" "I--  YOU'RE A BAD GIRL." "IAMABAD ,BAD GIRL." "MM-HMM." "ANDIT'SJUST SO EMBARRASSING." "[WEEPING]" "[CRUNCHING]" "[GULP] 5MINUTES FOR THE DRUGS, HUH?" "UH,YEAH." "AND,UM..." "MM-HMM." "IHADTO CHANGE." "I STARTED PRAYING A LOT." "OH,THAT'SNOTGONNAWORK ." "AND,UM,YOUKNOW," "REALLYTRYING TO FIND THE LORD." "WHATWOULDHE KNOW?" "HE NEVER EVEN HAD SEX." "OHH." "SORRY." "IT'SRUINEDMY LIFE," "BUTIT'SSO NICE TO FINALLY MEET A MAN I CAN TALK TO." "[CRUNCHING]" "ANDYOU'REREALLY LISTENING TO ME, YOU KNOW?" "I'MINPAINAND  I'M--I'M FINALLY UNLOADING IT ON YOU" "ANDOHH!" "IT 'SHARD." "YOUKNOW,TO-- TO GET IT OUT," "ANDI FEELLIKE YOU LISTEN TO ME." "ANDI FEELLIKE, YOU KNOW," "THATIT'SNOTABOUT THE $300 THAT I'M PAYING YOU." "IFEELLIKEYOU  REALLY--UH, $400." "MM-HMM." "IFEELLIKEIT'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW," "LIKEA CONNECTION THAT YOU AND I HAVE." "I CAN SEE IT." "[COUGHING]" "YOU'REFEELING WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH," "ANDIT'SSO-- IT'S SO WONDERFUL." "IT'SOK,YOU'RE" "ICANSEEYOU 'RE RIGHT HERE WITH ME." "[CHOKING] YOU KNOW?" "ANDIT'SJUSTLIKE, I'VE NEVER CRIED WITH A MAN BEFORE." "THISISBEAUTIFUL." "IJUST--IFEEL LIKE WE'RE" "YOU'RECONNECTED TO ME, YOU KNOW, AND..." "[CHOKING]" "UHH!" "ISTHEHOURUP?" "[HUMMING]" "P.A.:" "DR.GORDON..." "[DOOROPENS]" "[TELEPHONERINGS]" "MYBABYMAMABE IN A MINUTE." "YOUGOT ANY MORE BOOKS?" "HOWY 'ALLDOING?" "HOWY 'ALLDOING?" "THIS YOUR FIRST TIME DOWN HERE?" "YEAH." "OH, OK." "YOUNERVOUS?" "YES." "YEAH,YOUSHOULDBE." "IBETYOUWEARARUBBER NEXT TIME, HUH?" "GOTYOUDOWNHERE AT THE CHOP SHOP." "SO,HOWLONG Y'ALL BEEN WAITING?" "ANHOUR." "I DON'T KNOW." "DAMN!" "THEY GOT YOU SIGNING" "ALLTYPESOF UNNECESSARY PAPERWORK AND SHIT?" "ANDONTOPOFTHAT , 600 STACKS." "600BENJAMINS DOWN THE TUBE." "NOPUNINTENDED, 'CAUSE I KNOW" "IT'SA SENSITIVETIME FOR YOU AND YOUR GIRL, YOU KNOW?" "IT'SALLRIGHT." "IT IS WHAT IT IS, SIR." "YEAH,MAN." "IT IS WHAT IT IS," "ANDITWASWHATITWAS" "WHENYOUWASTEARIN' THAT ASS UP" "ACROSS THE KITCHEN SINK, HUH?" "SO,HOWYOU GONNA PAY FOR THIS, MAN?" "HOW'SYOURCASHFLOW?" "IDON'TKNOW,MAN ." "IT'SNOTTHATGREAT." "THAT'SWHATIFIGURED." "HEY, YO." "YOUSHOULDHAVE GOT THIS SHIT DONE IN VEGAS." "THEYGOTSLOTMACHINES IN THE ABORTION CLINIC IN VEGAS." "YOUKNOWWHATI'M SAYING?" "CHA-CHING!" "THEYGIVEYOUACHANCE TO GET YOUR MONEY BACK IN VEGAS." "ALOTOF THEDOCTORS WILL GO DOUBLE OR NOTHING WITH YOU, TOO," "'CAUSETHEYGAMBLE." "GREAT." "HEY,HEY." "IGOT  THE HOOK-UP, THOUGH." "IFYOUWANT TO TAKE CARE OF IT," "ICOULDSELLYOU ,LIKE, 500 STACKS." "Y'ALLLIKEHOOK-UPS?" "YOUKNOW,LIKE, FREE--FREE 99?" "YOU KNOW?" "WHATAREYOU TALKING ABOUT?" "THISRIGHTHERE." "FUCK ALL THESE BOOKS." "ICANTAKECARE OF THIS RIGHT NOW." "YOUKNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?" "HA HA!" "OH,MYGOD." "YEAH!" "YOUWANNADO THIS?" "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" "AREYOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" "NO,I AIN'T OUT OF MY MIND." "I'MTRYINGTO SAVEY'ALL SOME MONEY, MAN." "AREYOU KIDDING ME?" "NO,BABY." "COMEON." "WECANGETIT CRACKIN' RIGHT NOW." "GOAROUNDTHECORNER," "ISNATCHTHATBAD BOY  RIGHT UP OUT OF HER ASS." "OH,MYGOD." "ARE YOU JOKING?" "NO,I AIN'TJOKING,MAN ." "THISIS HOW I MAKE MY MONEY." "COMEON,NOW." "LET'S GET IT CRACKIN'." "NO,NO,NO ." "THAT IS HORRIBLE." "OH,BABY." "IAIN 'TMEAN TO SCARE YOU." "I'MJUSTTRYING TO HELP YOU" "PUTIT--PUTTHATAWAY." "OH,Y 'ALL DON'T WANNA DO THIS?" "THATIS SO OFFENSIVE." "YOUALREADY AT THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE." "LET'S GET THIS CRACKIN'." "PLEASEPUTTHATAWAY." "THIS CONVERSATION" "THATISSO RUDE." "I--ITELLYOUWHAT." "I TELL YOU WHAT." "HOWABOUTIDO A 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL," "WITHHERANDTHIS OTHER HO OVER HERE" "WHOCAN'TKEEP HER LEGS CLOSED," "ANDWEGETITCRACKIN'" "LIKE" INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS" UP IN HERE." "HOWABOUTTHAT?" "HOLIDAY SPECIAL." "EXCUSEME?" "A WHORE?" "OH,I--NO,IDIDN'T-- I SAID "HO," NOT "WHORE."" "THERE'S A DIFFERENCE, BABY." "ICANUSEONE END FOR YOU  AND ONE END FOR HER," "ANDWEAIN'TGOTTAKEEP  STERILIZING THIS MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY WEED LIGHTER." "YOUUNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING?" "WECOULDDO THISRIGHTNOW FOR $100 STRAIGHT UP." "NO TAX." "PLEASEGO AWAY." " ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" "ITELLYOUWHAT, I CUT A DEAL WITH YOU" "'CAUSETHISIS ARECESSION." "HOWABOUTIJUSTKICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS FOR 50?" "THISCONVERSATIONIS- " " SCREW YOU." "IAMGETTING SECURITY." "OH,YOUGONNACALL SECURITY NOW?" "WELL,I 'MONPROBATION." "I GOTTA GET UP OUT OF HERE." "YOUKNOW,O.J. DONE FUCKED IT UP FOR EVERYBODY." "[ KNOCKING]SECURITY." " EXCUSE ME." "Y'ALLNEED TO RESPECT THE RECESSION." "SIR,YOUNEEDTO- " "MEETMEAROUND THE CORNER IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND." "WECANGETITCRACKIN'." "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?" "JUSTLEAVEUS ALONE, PLEASE." "OK." "HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "KEEPTHEHANGER." "KEEP THE HANGER." "[GASPS]OHH." "THINGSYOU'LLNEVERSEE ." "ABEAUTIFULGIRL..." "Man:" "LOOKWHAT I GOT FOR YOU." "DATINGANOLDERMAN ..." "BABY,I 'MBUYING THIS FOR YOU." "WHO'SPOOR." "NO." "AWW." "IDON'TWANTYOU  SPENDING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY ON ME." "AWW." "BABY." "WE'VEGOTAN AGREEMENT." "YOUPUTOUT, I'LL PAY YOUR RENT." "YOUHEARME ,BITCH?" "OHH." "YOUDON'T WANT THE DRESS?" "WELL,FUCKIT ." "UH-UH." "[CLATTERING]" "COMEOVERHERE AND GIVE ME" "THATLONG,BEAUTIFUL TONGUE OF YOURS." "[BOTHMOANING]" "[CRASH]" "Announcer:" "THATWAS..." "THINGSYOU'LLNEVERSEE ." "[HUMMING]" "COMEGETYOURBOATRIDES." "FREEONE-WAYTRIPS ON A BOAT." "WHOLOVESBOATS?" "LUXURYCRUISE." "CANI INTERESTANYONE IN A LUXURY CRUISE" "ONA STEAMLINER?" "AREYOUINTERESTED IN A BOAT TRIP?" "LOOKMEIN THEEYE ." "THATWOULDBE  A LOT MORE RESPECTFUL." "LIKEYOU DON'T KNOW YOUR PLACE." "HOW ARE YOU GUYS?" "HEY." "CANI INTERESTYOUGUYS IN A BOAT RIDE?" "WE'REGIVINGAWAY FREE BOAT RIDES TODAY." "BOATRIDE?" " YEAH, IT'S A FREE BOAT RIDE." "IT'S--IT'S--WE'RE TRYING TO GET, UH," "WHATDOYOUGUYS CALL YOURSELF?" "AFRICAN-AMERICANS TO, UH, BACK TO AFRICA." "UM,YOUKNOW, WHERE YOU'RE FROM." "HEY,MAN,I'MFROMHERE ." "WHATTHEHELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "THERE'SBEEN A LOT OF TALK" "ABOUTHOW WHITE PEOPLE STOLE, UH, BLACK PEOPLE" "ANDBROUGHTTHEMHERE." "SO,WE'RETRYINGTO MAKE UP FOR THOSE WRONGS" "BY,UM,OFFERING FREE TRIPS BACK." "I'MFROMHERE, MAN." "I'M FROM THIS CITY." "WHATTHEFUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "PLEASE,DR.HUXTABLE." "TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH." "UH,I 'MJUST TRYING TO HELP YOU." "I'MJUSTTRYINGTO- " "'CAUSEI DON'THAVE40ACRES." "I DON'T HAVE A MULE." "DUDE,WHATIS  YOUR PROBLEM?" "OH,NO." "HE DIDN'T SAY THAT." "IT'SFREE,SIR." "IT'S FREE." "AFRICAISAWONDERFULPLACE." "YOUGUYS, IF YOU JUST STEP ON," "WECOULD--WE'DHAVE A GREAT TIME." "THERE'STONSOF STUFF IN HERE." "THERE'SMALTLIQUOR, IF YOU GUYS" "MALTLIQUOR?" "YEAH." "IDON'TDRINK, ALL RIGHT?" "ICAN'TDRINK." "HEY,CALMDOWN." "FINE." "KOOL-AID." "SAYWHATEVERYOU WANT." "BUTWE-- WE HAVE EVERYTHING." "IFYOU WANT TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE," "THERE'SA SALON." "KOOL-AIDANDMALTLIQUOR?" "IT'SCALLED FANTASTIC SAMBO'S." "HEY,HEY,HEY!" "THIS IS MY WIFE." "NO,YOUNEEDTOCALM DOWN ." "HEY,LOOK." "NO, NO, NO." "COMEON." "DON'T GET-- DON'T GET UPSET, SIR." "I'MJUSTTRYINGTOBE THE NICE ONE HERE." "I'MJUST TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE." "YOU'REFUCKING TRYING TO BE NICE?" "WHYDON'TYOUGET  THIS PIECE OF SHIT OFF THE" "I'MTRYINGTO , BUT I NEED TO FILL IT UP." "WEDON'THAVEALL DAY ." "WITH WHAT?" "WHATAREYOUGOING TO FILL IT UP WITH?" "JUSTCOMEON ." "IT'S A GREAT TIME." "IWOULDN'THAVE CAME DOWN HERE." "DIDYOUTELLTHEM ABOUT THE BASKETBALL?" "YEAH,WEHAVE BASKETBALL." "DON'TBEANGRY." "WEHAVESUNFLOWERSEEDS, AS WELL." "IFTHAT'SAT ALL OF INTEREST TO YOU." "SIR,HAVEYOUEVER TASTED LION MEAT?" "IT'SDELICIOUS." "HESAIDYOU'RENUMBERONE." "AFRICA." "FREETRIPSTO AFRICA." "LOOKATTHESETWO ." "HI." "HELLO." "HI." "CAN I INTEREST, UH," "CANI INTERESTYOU IN A FREE BOAT TRIP?" "WHERE?" "ARE YOU GUYS WITH EACH OTHER?" "WHERE?" "OH,WE'REGIVING FREE, UH, TRIPS TO--TO AFRICA." "TOAFRICA!" "WHAT'S THE SITUATION HERE?" "WHATDO YOUMEAN?" " HOLD ON." "WHAT?" "YOUNEVERGET WHITE GUYS WITH BLACK CHICKS." "REALLY?" "NOTSINCE THE NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBORS" "ON" THEJEFFERSONS." LISTEN, IN AFRICA, YOU BELONG." "YOUWON'TNEED THAT HELMET HAIR." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM" "SUPPOSEDTOBE NOTHUMAN?" "HOLDINGA WATERMELON?" "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "IFI COME UP THAT FUCKIN' PLANK," "YOURASSIS GOINGIN THAT DAMN WATER." "DON'TLETME  COME UP THERE." "LOOK,WEHAVECHICKEN, AND I WILL MAKE YOU WAFFLES." "LISTEN,INAFRICA,YOUR VIOLENCE WILL BE REWARDED" "INSTEADOFPUNISHED." "VIOLENCE?" "YOUR VIOLENT NATURE." "YOUKNOWWHAT YOU NEED TO DO?" "YOUNEEDTO GETYOURASS OUT OF HERE." "WEREYOUASECURITYGUARD AT THE JAIL SHE WAS IN?" "AREYOU SERIOUS?" "WHATYOUNEEDTODO IS OPEN YOUR EYES." "DOTHESEGLASSESWORK?" "LET ME SEE." "DOTHEYWORK?" "OH, PLEASE." "DOTHEYWORK?" "I DON'T THINK THEY WORK." "DOYOUHAVE TO STEAL EVERYTHING?" "DOYOUWANTTHEM BACK ?" " YES, I WOULD." "THERE." "YOU CAN HAVE THEM BACK" "BECAUSEI AM A CIVILIZED PERSON." "I'MNOTGONNABEATYOUR ASS FUCKIN' SENSELESS." "CIVILIZEDPEOPLE DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." "HOWMUCHSHIT DO YOU GOT BACK THERE?" "WHATTHEFUCK,DUDE?" "WEHAVEEVERYTHING YOU'D NEED FOR THE TRIP." "THISISREALLYSTUPID." "DON'TYOUKNOWWE'RE IN THE 21st CENTURY, ALL RIGHT?" "THAT'SWHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!" "IFYOUBLEED, YOU'RE RED." "IFSHEBLEEDS, YOU'RE--WHAT THE FUCK?" "EATIT." "OK, OK." "ALL RIGHT." "ITSMELLSDELICIOUS." "EAT IT." "FOLLOWIT." "EAT" "EATTHEFUCKINGCHICKEN, YOU GODDAMN FREAK." "YOUCANDO IT ." "EAT IT." "COMEON." "LET'S JUST SEE HOW IT FEELS." "IFYOUJUST-- ♪ FOLLOW ME" "WHATI WANTYOUTODO..." "YES." "IWANTYOU TO LOOK AT PEOPLE" "ANDREALIZE THAT YOUR ASS IS NOT  100%WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE." "SHOULDN'TYOU BE KEEPING YOUR EYE ON HER" "SOSHE DOESN'T RUN AWAY?" "SHE'S NOT GONNA RUN AWAY." "YOUKNOW-- EASY, EASY." "SEE,THISIS  THE PROBLEM." "YOUGUYSSHOULDBE ON THE BOAT." "YEAH,SHEWASN'T INTO IT AT ALL." "FUCKIN'WAIT." "JUST FUCKIN' WAIT." "WHOO!" "IT'SLIKE THEY DON'T KNOW" "WE'RETRYING TO GIVE A GIFT." "ITISAGIFT." "YOU'RE A GOOD MAN." "FREETRIPSTO AFRICA." "WHOWANTSAFREETRIP ?" "FREETRIPS." "HELLO, MA'AM." "HOW ARE YOU?" "HI." "CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A" "WOULDYOULIKE FREE STUFF?" "ILOVEFREESTUFF." "YEAH." "WE'REGIVINGAWAY, UH, FREE TRIPS TODAY." "FREE,UH,BOATRIDES." "YOUGUYS SHOULD GO." "YOUSHOULDTOTALLYGO." "SOUNDSFUN." "YEAH." "WEONLYHAVEROOM  FOR ONE MORE." "SO,JUSTHER." "I'M REALLY SORRY." "OH,NO." "MY FRIEND HAS TO COME WITH ME." "IKNOW!" "OHH." "I KNOW." "I'DLOVE TO HAVE YOU THERE," "BUTNO,IT 'SJUST" "IT'SNOTREALLY FOR YOU." "IT'SALLWE  COULD HAVE RIGHT NOW." "ALLWHAT?" "JUST BLACK PEOPLE." "WE'RETRYINGTO GETTHEM TO GO BACK TO AFRICA" "BECAUSE,UM,WELL,ONE , THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE FROM." "ANDTWO,ALOT OFPEOPLE DON'T WANT YOU HERE." "AREYOUBLACK?" "JUST TO MAKE SURE." "I'MTOTALLY NOT ONE OF THEM, BUT..." "WAIT." "ISTHISFOR REAL?" "YOUKNOW, SHE'S VERY LIGHT-SKINNED." "WELL,HOW--HOW-- WHAT PERCENTAGE BLACK ARE YOU?" "YEAH,SHE'SBLACK." "IHAVEASHADE..." "CHECK THE SHADE THING." "OH,MYGOD!" "SIR,THISIS  REALLY FUCKED UP." "YOUCAN'TBESERIOUS." " YOU CAN'T DO THAT." "ITISFUCKEDUP." "YOU'RE,LIKE THIRD FROM THE-- THIRD FROM THE LEFT." "THIRDFROMTHERIGHT." "THAT'SREALLY,YEAH." "LET'SSHOWHER WHERE SHE COULD GO." "YOU'DBEIN , LIKE, LIBERIA" "ORONEOF THEOUTER-- OUTER NATIONS." "OK,YOU--YOUGUYS REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM." "INTHISAREA." "YOUDON'TNEEDTOPUTUP WITH THIS BULLSHIT." "YOUGUYSARE BOTH FUCKING RACISTS." "JUST SO YOU KNOW." "UH,I'MRACIST?" " YES." "UH,WHO'STHEONE  TRYING TO HANG OUT WITH A BLACK GIRL" "SOSHELOOKSBETTER?" "WHAT?" "YEAH, YEAH." "SHE'SMYBESTFRIEND." "GUESSWHAT?" "NAILED IT." "YOUWANNAHANGOUT  WITH MINORITIES" "SOPEOPLE LIKE YOU BETTER." "BUTYOU'REAMINORITY." "YOU'RE A JEW." "[SHOUTING] I AM NOT A JEW!" "YEAH,WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE IT." "THEY'RETHEGROSSEST OF THE GROSS." "LISTEN,AFRICA'S AN AMAZING PLACE." "THEMOVIESSTART 10 MINUTES LATE," "ANDYOUCANTALKALL THE WAY THROUGH THEM." "OH,MYGOD!" "THERE'SACRES OF WATERMELON," "IFYOU'REINTERESTED AT ALL IN THAT." "WEDON'TNEEDTO- - A WATERMELON?" "YEAH." "YOU WANNA EAT IT?" "IT'SDELICIOUS AND REFRESHING." "WEHAVE BASKETBALL COURTS." "I'MGONNAPUT THIS UP." "FIRSTOFALL, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME." "ICAN'TEVENBELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS." "YEAH,YOUDON'T EVEN KNOW HER." "DOYOUHATE WATERMELON?" "IDON'TEVENLIKE WATERMELON." "COMEON,BRANDI." "YOU KNOW YOU WANNA GO." "SO,BECAUSEI'MBLACK AND FRIED CHICKEN IS" "ISTHATFRIEDCHICKEN?" "COME ON." "YOUGUYSARERIDICULOUS." "CANYOUSMELLIT?" "OH, MY GOD." "ICANNOTBELIEVEYOU ." "FUCKYOU." "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE." "COMEON." "LET'S--OK." "COME BACK." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "NO." "FUCK YOU." "YEAH,WHOAREYOU  TO SAY THAT THIS" "YOU'RERIDICULOUS." "I'LLTEACHYOU HOW TO PLAY THE SPOONS." "OH,MYGOD." "YOU GUYS." "ICANNOTBELIEVE YOU'RE DOING" "CANYOUIMAGINE NOT HAVING TO WORRY" "ABOUT THE POLICE ANYMORE?" "YEAH." "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP." "ISWEARTO GOD." "I'MGONNAFUCK YOU UP." "YEAH,WE'RE GONNA GO." "OFCOURSEYOUARE ." "VIOLENCE." "IT'SALWAYS ABOUT VIOLENCE." "AFRICA." "FREETRIPS TO MOTHER AFRICA." "JESUS,DIDYOUSEE  THE SIZE OF HER ASS?" "WE'REGONNABE HERE ANOTHER HOUR." "AFRICA." "WANTTOGO TO AFRICA?" "ANYBODY?" "ANYBODY?" "AFRICA?" "LOOKWHAT I MADE." "VERYNICE." "FREETRIPSTOAFRICA." " FREE." "FREETRIPSTOAFRICA." " FREE." "WHOWANTS A FREE TRIP TO AFRICA?" "FREE." "CHICKEN." "GET THE CHICKEN." "FREE." "HOWAREYOU,SIR ?" "MOTHERFUCKERS,HAVEYOULOST YOUR GODDAMN MIND?" "CANWEINTERESTYOU  IN OUR FREE TRIP TO AFRICA?" "A FREETRIPTOAFRICA?" " FREE." "WHATTHEFUCK IS THIS SHIT?" "AREYOUGUYS TOGETHER?" "MA'AM?" "YEAH,THISIS  MY LADY, HOMEY." "AREYOUOK ,MA 'AM?" "HEY,DON'TTALK TO MY LADY, HOMEY." "AREYOUALL RIGHT?" " HEY." "HEY,DON'TTALK TO MY LADY, HOMEY." "MOTHERFUCKIN'-- MOTHERFUCKER, RACIST PIECE OF SHIT." "WHATTHEFUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU, DOG?" "CALMDOWN." "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA." "TUPAC INSECURE." "WHATTHEFUCK DO YOU MEAN, TRYING TO HELP ME OUT?" "TRYING-- NO, LOOK." "WEHAVETONS OF FUN STUFF ON HERE." "WHYNOTHELP YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS OUT, HOMEY?" "SEE?" "THISIS  THE PROBLEM." "BREATHE." "ALLRIGHT,EASY." "WHOA,WHOA, WHOA." "DUDE." "DUDE!" "DUDE!" "HEY." "HEY." "NO,NO,NO ." "DUDE,IT'SAJOKE!" "IT'SA JOKE." "LOOK." "FUCK YOU." "FUCK YOU." "YO." "FUCKIN'." "FUCK-ASS MOTHERFUCKER." "KILLYOU, MOTHERFUCKER." "HEY,HEY!" "HEY." "LET GO." "LET GO." "SLOWDOWNHERE." "COMEON." "COME ON." "BREAK IT UP." "BREAKITUP ." "BREAKITUP ." "COME ON." "[INDISTINCT]" "COMEON,BREAKITUP." "COMEON." "THAT'SENOUGH." "STOPIT!" "[ALLTALKINGAT ONCE]" "JUSTDOWHATHE SAYS." "COME ON." "LET'S GO." "WHATTHEFUCK YOU TALKING ABOUT," "THISIS AJOKE?" " WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "STAYOVERTHERE." "STAY OVER THERE." "GETBACK." "GETBACK." "WHAT'SGOINGON ?" "WE'REDOING A HIDDEN CAMERA SHOW." "WE'REDOINGAFUCKING HIDDEN CAMERA THING." "DUDE,IT'S-- IT'S NOT SERIOUS." "YOUGOTAPERMIT TO BE HERE?" "YOUGOTAFILMPERMIT?" "NO,WEDON'THAVE A FILM PERMIT." "COMEON." "YOUDON'THAVE A FILM PERMIT?" "NO." "IT'SALL A JOKE, DUDE." "BUTIT'S NOT FUCKIN' FUNNY." "NO,NO." "DUDE, COME ON." "WHOA,WHOA,WHOA." "DUDE!" "DUDE!" "[INDISTINCT] MOTHERFUCKER." "INEEDBACKUP." "JESUS, MARY." "[SQUEAKING]" "YOUKNOW,THIS AIN'T GONNA WORK" "IFTHEDICK DON'T TASTE GOOD." "MUSTYOUUSE YOUR FUCKIN' FINGER, MAN?" "SHUTUP,MAN." "NASTYMOTHERFUCKER." "SHH, SHH." "DIDYOUREALLYHAVETOUSE YOUR FINGER, NICK?" "SHUTUP." "YOUGOTA1 / 2-INCHSPOT ON THE MOTHERFUCKER." "YOUNASTY." "HA HA !" "THISNIGGERIS GAY." "IAIN'TGAY." "YOURDADDY'SHUSBAND IS GAY." "[LAUGHING] COME ON." "ISEEWHY YOUR WOMAN LEFT YOU." "YOUCAN'T ATTRACT A MOUSE." "GODDAMN." "YOU SMELL THAT?" "COME ON." "YOUSMELLTHAT?" "COMEON,MAN." "PUT IT IN THERE FURTHER." "THAT'SALLTHEDICKYOUGOT?" "WHAT'STHATYELLOWSHIT DRIPPING OUT OF THERE BEFORE THE FUCKING CHEESE?" "HEY,HEGONNABE THE FIRST MALE WITH A YEAST INFECTION." "[ALLLAUGHING]" "OH!" "OH,SHIT!" "[ALLLAUGHINGANDCHATTERING]" "YOUALLCHASETHAT." "CHASETHATCREAM." "[LAUGHING]" "GETTHATSHIT." "YOUAIN'TNEVERHAD  NOTHIN' LIKE THIS." "MADEA DATERIGHTNOW ." "[LAUGHING]" "YOUGOTTHELITTLESTDICK  OUT OF EVERYBODY." "AAH!" "[LAUGHING]" "UHH!" "[INDISTINCT]" "IT'SANEXPERIENCE." "HEY." "HEY,HEY,HEY ." "COMEON." "COMEOVERHERE ." "COMEONOVERHERE." "ISHEEATINGTHE CHEESE OR SUCKING YOUR DICK?" "[LAUGHING]" "HEGOTCHEESEALL OVER..." "COMEON." "HEDOESN'TEVENWORK FOR HIS SHIT." "[LAUGHING]" "OH,SHIT." "HEMUSTHAVEBEEN..." "[GASPS]" "[LAUGHING]" "GETTHATSHIT,NIGGER." "SHH." "HE'SSCAREDNOW ." "COMEON,COMEON." "SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH." "NEEDA BEARTRAP." "[GIGGLING]" "OOH,OOH,OOH," "GOTCHEESE ALL OVER MY FACE." "OH,SHIT." "COMEON." "OOH,THEREHE GO ." "AAH!" "[ALLSCREAMING]" "DUDE!" "OOH!" "[LAUGHING]" "GETITOFF." "GET THIS SHIT OFF!" "GETITOFF!" "GET IT--GET IT OFF!" "YOUTOUCHTHEMOTHERFUCKER." "YOU GONNA GET IT." "UHH!" "SHIT!" "[SHOUTINGANDLAUGHING]" "NOMORE,MAN." "[LAUGHINGANDHOOTING]" "OOH!" "OOH!" "[LAUGHING]" "[MIDDLEEASTERNMUSICPLAYING]" "[GROWLING]" "[GOATBLEATING]" "U.S.GOVERNMENT." "U.S.GOVERNMENT." "STAY BACK, PLEASE." "GIFT." "GIFT." "TOFA, TOFA FOR YOU." "HE'STHEIRPROBLEMNOW ." "OH,NO,NO ,NO , NOT SAND PEOPLE." "OH,PLEASE,NOTARABS." "THEY SMELL SO BAD!" "COMEON,PLEASE!" "MYJEWTAXESPAY YOURSALARIES!" "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "OH,YOUGUYSSTINKSOBAD, PLEASE." "THIS IS LIKE DETROIT." "[SPEAKINGARABIC]" "OH,PLEASEDON'TCOME NEAR ME." "OH,I HATETHESMELL." "ICANBRINGYOU CHILDREN." "I CAN TOTALLY BRING YOU CHILDREN." "DEODORANT." "TOWELSAREFORWASHING, NOT FOR WEARING." "OH,I HATEARABSSOMUCH !" "NO!" "NO!" "[SHOUTING]" "NO,NO,NO , IT'S GONNA TOUCH." "IKNOWWHEREJEWSARE." "ICANFINDYOU JEWS." "[ALLSHOUTING]" "[SPEAKINGARABIC]" "ALLRIGHT, NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU." "ARETHOSEEVENWORDS?" "STANDUP." "YOUSMELLLIKE A BLACK NIGHTCLUB." "YOURBEARDSAREHORRIBLE!" "AREYOUONEOFTHEM FEMALES OR THE MALES?" "[SPEAKINGARABIC]" "YOUSTINKWHENYOU  TALK SO MUCH." "PLEASE,PUTDOWNTHE GUNS AND PICK UP SOME SOAP." "NO!" "[COCKS WEAPON]" "[ULULATING] NOOOO!" "HMM..." "HMM?" "MMM..." "OHH..." "[ALLCLAMORING]" "LINDSAY,CANWE SHOOTYOU ?" "SURE." "[ALLCHATTERING]" "THISWAY!" "THISWAY !" "OVERHERE!" "AH,PERFECT!" "OK,YOUGUYSGOT YOURSHOT ." "CANI SHOOTYOU?" "YEAH,SURE,HERE." "KONICHIWA,BITCH." "REALLY?" "♪I WANTYOUTOKNOW" "♪I 'MGONNAGET..." "WE'REOUT..." "WRAP." "OK,HEREWE GO ." "IT'SHISLOVETHAT BREAKS THE TABLE." "ANDTHENHE PUNCHES HERE IN HER SNATCH WITH..." "SORRY." "[LAUGHING]" "YOUKNOWYOUDON 'T WANT TO SAY IT" "SLANT-EYEDPOONTANG, SLANT-EYED POONTANG, SLANT-EYED POONTANG." "HAHAHA HA HA !" "THANKYOUFOR GIVING ME THAT LINE." "ENJOYIT." "HA HA HA!" "THANKGOD." "IN CASE YOU MISSED IT." "[INDISTINCTSONG]" "THERE'SALLKINDSOFSEX." "WITHCOCKY,BEARSAND CUBS," "ROLEPLAY,Samp;" "M,LEATHER." "HANDJOBS,BLOWJOBS, ALL FOURS." "ANAL SEX." "LET'SDOIT ONEMORETIME ." "BUTDON'TDO THEBEARS AND CUBS." "I DON'T LIKE THAT." "IDON'TEVENKNOW WHAT THAT IS." "[LAUGHTER]" "♪COMEON ANDDON 'TGET  IN DANGER" "♪I WON'TLETYOU" "GOAHEAD..." "BLOW' EM..." "AWAY." "[BUZZING]" "THAT'SA CUT." "TRYITAGAIN." "THEREWAS A FUCKIN' CHAINSAW IN THE BACKGROUND." "WHATWASTHAT,GUYS?" "WRONG MOVIE." "IWOULD'VEMADEUP A REAL MOTHERFUCKIN' NIGGER," "YOUWOULDHAVE HEARD ME." "YOUHEARDME , MOTHERFUCKER BITCH?" "FUCK,KICKYOU IN THE STREET." "INTHESTREET,NIGGER!" "YEAH, YEAH!" "GETFUCKEDIN THEASS ." "OH" "IMEAN,NO ,IMEAN" "NOTREALLY, BUT YOU KNOW." "ID" "NIGGER,YOUARESOME OTHER TYPE OF SHIT." "BUTWHATI'MSAYIN'IS, I GET FUCKED IN THE ASS, BUT I LIKE IT." "NIGGER,I 'MPUTTINGMYSELF IN TIME-OUT." "SHUTTHEFUCKUP!" "[LAUGHING]" "WHATTHE--HAHA HA !" "ASWEOFTENHEAR IN THE INDUSTRY, YOU KNOW, UH..." "ROLESDRYUP WITHYOUR VAJOOSH, YOUR PUSS..." "YOURPUSSY." "I'MSORRY,IHAVETROUBLE SAYING THE WORD" "PUSSY,PUSSY,PUSSY!" "OK,SORRY." "OK." "[LAUGHING]" "ALLRIGHT." "IQUIT." "[LAUGHING]" "THE--I" "YOUKNOW,UH ,MAYBE, YOU KNOW," "WECOULDGETAJOB AT LIKE A PORN SHOP OR SOMETHING." "YOUKNOW,LIKE,YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING." "LIKEI DON'TWANTTOBE SUBSERVIENT TO BOB'S FUCKIN' PLAYLIST," "YOUKNOWWHATI'M SAYIN'?" "I'LLBEBACKWHEN MY LITTLE BLUE PILL KICKS IN." "OK?" "HANGON." "[GIGGLING]" "ISN'TITDELICIOUS?" "MAN,YOULOOKJUSTLIKE  MARILYN MONROE." "[CHATTERANDLAUGHTER]" "WAIT..." "ACTION!" "YOUFEELTHEBREEZE FROM THE SUBWAY?" "UH-HUH." "ISN'TITDELICIOUS?" "MAN,YOULOOKJUSTLIKE  MARILYN MONROE ON THAT GRATE." "THEGRATEAGAIN." "WEBOTHFUCKEDTHATONEUP." "SHEHASNO KINDOF..." "HUH?" "HELLO?" "HEY,HEY!" "BRO,WHATTHEFUCK?" "WHATAREYOU, A PROSTHETICS DEALER?" "FUCK,WASTHATTHE GUY  FROM SHAMWOW?" "[LAUGHTER]" "COMEON,FEED'EM  THE MATZO BREI..." "COMEON." "COMEON,LITTLEJEWESS." "THAT'SRIGHT." "IFEELSORRYFOR YOU ." "YOU'RE PATHETIC." "WHYAMIPATHETIC?" "YOU'REA NUTCASE." "I'MTRYINGTO DO  SOMETHING PROACTIVE." "YOU'REA NUTCASE." "WHATTHE" "THEYGOTTHEDOLLAR!" "THEYGOT THE FUCKIN' DOLLAR." "THOSECRAFTYMOTHERFUCKERS." "THEYFUCKINGGOTTHE DOLLAR." "GODDAMN IT!" "IGOTNOTHIN'." "[LAUGHTER]" "CUT!" "CUT!" "ENDSCENE." 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