"♪♪ [THEME SONG]" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "♪ They're the world's ♪" "♪ Most fearsome fighting team ♪" "We're really hip." "♪ They're heroes in the half shell ♪" "♪ And they're green ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪ Hey, get a grip." "♪ When the evil Shredder attacks ♪" "♪ These Turtle boys don't cut him no slack ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Splinter taught them to be ninja teens ♪" "He's a radical rat." "♪ Leonardo leads ♪" "♪ Donatello does machines ♪" "That's a fact, Jack." "♪ Raphael is cool, but rude ♪ Gimme a break." "♪ Michelangelo is a party dude ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power ♪" "There." "That ought to do it." "Are you trying to tell me that the aliens from these UFO's aren't in contact with the squirrels?" "No man, they, like, want to raise our consciousness." "You fool!" "The squirrels are going to take over the world!" "They're using bot control!" "At least the other communicators are working." "Right, Donatello?" "Uh, not really." "The squirrels have infiltrated the government." "It's a conspiracy to steal all the earth's walnuts!" "Terrific!" "If we get the urge to talk to complete whacko, we've got a direct pipeline." "What if April were to get in trouble?" "She wouldn't be able to contact us." "Yeah, or our little amigo, Zach." "I'll have to keep working." "Poor little Zach." "Now I'm really worried about him." "It's okay, Michelangelo, Zach's a tough kid." "He can look after himself." "Beat it, or I'll take away your teddy bear, you big baby!" "Well, if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were here, you wouldn't talk to me that way!" "The big baby knows the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." "I do, too, know them!" "They're my best friends." "You little liar!" "Get out of here before you lose some baby teeth." "Oh, I wish I could call the Turtles and have them show those bullies." "Naw, they told me only to use my Turtle Com if it's an emergency." "The life of a kid is not an easy one." "What's that?" "Bebop and Rocksteady!" "We're here, boss." "What next?" "Get over to Unbridled Technologies and steal that anxiatron ray!" "And be quick about it!" "We can't wait around all day to rule the world." "Gee, the boss sure has been pushing us around a lot lately." "Yeah, this is definitely a high-stress job." "I got to contact the Turtles." "Oh, what's the matter with this thing?" "They're getting away!" "I better follow them and see what they're up to." "Dr. La Strange, these are for you." "I didn't order anything." "Oh, but I'm sure you'll be very interested in this!" "[GASPS]" "Uh, is this the anxiatron ray thing?" "See here!" "That invention of mine is totally classified." "You can't" "Take it!" "Please, it's all yours!" "Please!" "This is great." "A ray that makes people scared." "Let me try it." "What do you want?" "Your cotton candy." "Oh, yeah?" "Well you can" "Have it with my compliment." "Boy, with this thing, everyone will be scared of us." "Dare I say it?" "We could rule the world!" "[BEEP]" "[SHREDDER] Have you two idiots found that ray yet?" "Well, answer me, you pea-brain pin heads!" "Not if you're going to be so nasty about it." "I'll talk to you any way I like!" "You ain't going to do nothing!" "We're the ones giving orders from now on." "This is treason!" "Open the portal, Krang!" "I'll deal with them personally!" "That's what you think." "I can't go through." "I'm too scared." "Look out!" "Evil foot soldiers!" "No, no, no, they're on our side." "Oh, yeah?" "Then why are you hiding here, too?" "Those punks must have used the anxiatron ray on us." "Is there some way to undo its effects?" "Who knows?" "I'm too scared to think." "With this anxiatron gizmo, we can take just about anything we want." "I know, let's take over this whole stinking town." "Guys!" "Come in!" "Can you hear me?" "I'm going to have to find the Turtles myself." "Oo, city hall." "If we're going to run this city, this is the place to start." "Gentlemen of the council, as your mayor, I advise you to" "Hark!" "Head for the hills!" "Can you hurry it up any, Donatello?" "Yeah, I want to go sneak a peak at the new Gorgonzola movie they're filming." "They're shooting a Gorgonzola picture here in town?" "Yeah, dude!" "They've got a hundred-foot-high model of him and everything!" "I just got to see it!" "Gorgonzola is my hero." "Oh, finally." "They're all working." "I only hope nothing's happened to our friends up in the city." "Don't be silly, Leonardo." "What could happen in two little hours?" "Guys, it's me, Zach!" "Something awful has happened." "Does that answer your question?" "Bebop and Rocksteady are going to take over city hall." "I just heard them say it." "Don't worry, Zach." "We'll handle those two jerks." "Come on, dudes." "Let's get the lead out." "Just where do you think you're going?" "There's been a big robbery at Unbridled Technologies." "I've got to go cover it." "Oh, no, you don't." "Burne wants you to cover the filming of the new Gorgonzola movie." "The what?" "You know, Gorgonzola, big green lizard, likes to eat Tokyo?" "I've never heard of him." "Boy, are you a cultural illiterate." "Great." "The biggest story in months and I've got to miss it to cover a big rubber lizard." "For city hall, this place sure is quiet." "[WHIMPERING]" "Why are all these dudes and dudettes so scared?" "They must have had a good look at Bebop and Rocksteady." "[DONATELLO] Heads up, guys." "Those two could be anywhere." "Surprise!" "Now I know why I hate surprise parties." "Now we've got you, Turtles." "Come on, dudes, let's get out of here!" "Hurry, they're going to get us!" "[BEBOP] Hey, come back here, you Turtles!" "Oh, we got to get out of here." "No, this isn't like us." "Let's get those...turkeys." "On second thought, let's run away!" "Cowabunga!" "Quick, into the sewers before they spot us!" "Aw, crumbs!" "They got away." "Yeah, but too scared to give us any more trouble." "The mayor's office." "He ain't mayor no more." "We are." "Ahem!" "I now proclaim us maximum leaders of this dumb, old city." "I'm so scared, I can barely move." "The ray might have left residual particles in the air." "Perhaps the computer could analyze them and find an antidote?" "There's just one problem." "What's that?" "I'm afraid to touch the computer." "Make yourself comfortable, my young friend." "No doubt the Turtles will be back soon." "I'm worried about them." "Bebop and Rocksteady had this weird ray." "It seemed to make people act funny." "I'm sure the Turtles can take care of themselves." "[DOOR OPENING]" "Don't mind us!" "We have to go hide now." "Okay, people, this is going to be the greatest Gorgonzola picture, yet." "We're throwing out the script, right?" "We're making the whole thing up as we go along, and we've got this fabulous Gorgonzola robot." "It's operated by remote control from this panel." "All right, people, people, it's a take." "Okay, big guy, give me anger." "[ROARING]" "Beautiful." "No, really, I felt that one, I did." "Uh, from now on, every day is a holiday." "Except Sunday." "On Sunday everybody has to work." "Hmm, as maximum leaders, what other proclamations can we make?" "Hey, look." "I don't believe it." "It's Gorgonzola!" "What's he doing here?" "He must be trying to take over our city." "Come on, let's give him a shot of this." "By the power of my will, you will fear nothing, my son." "Okay, now can I go back to hiding under the bed?" "This ray seems to have sapped all their courage." "Not even my ninjitsu mind control can help." "Isn't there something that can undo it?" "Perhaps the ray device itself has the means to reverse its effects?" "I'm going to have to get that device." "And you, Zach, will have to help me." "You can count on me, Master Splinter." "After all, they don't call me the fifth Turtle for nothing!" "We'll be here, if you need us." "Hurry, Krang, the computer must find an antidote for that ray, before I shake my costume to pieces." "What's the matter?" "It's just computing." "What if all the bolts came loose and it fell on us?" "Yeah, right, good thinking." "There's no sign of those two creeps anywhere." "But they certainly were here." "[WHIMPERING]" "Please, we mean you no harm." "Those two mutants" "They--they left." "We must find them before they use that device on the entire city." "Aghhh!" "What's the matter?" "You scared me." "Dudes, I hate being this scared." "I hope Splinter and Zach get back with help soon." "And I hope they don't knock too loud." "My nerves couldn't take it." "May as well pack it in." "Nothing else is going to happen here." "Aah!" "Okay, Gorgonzola, we'll show you who's the boss of this town!" "[BEBOP] Hey, it ain't working." "Gorgonzola's super-thick scaly skin must make him invulner-a-bubble to the ray." "Excuse me." "Hello." "You two?" "What are you trying to do to my robot?" "Oh, my." "Interesting faces." "I wonder if I can get them for my next picture?" "No wonder this gizmo don't work on Gorgonzola." "He's a robot." "Oh, a robot." "Let's play with it." "Okay, that's a wr--wrap." "Everybody run and hide!" "[ROARS]" "Is this fun or what?" "You guys won't get away with this!" "We'll get away with anything we want, April O'Neil." "Watch this." "[ROARS]" "Aah!" "Aah!" "I have no desire to become a monster's munchie!" "[ROARS]" "Oh, no!" "Not this!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Aah!" "This isn't how I planned to spend my afternoon." "Come on, big fella, go, go!" "[BEBOP] The controls don't work no more." "Come on, let's find something else to play with." "[BEEPING]" "Don't answer it!" "It might be bad news." "Hey, guys, it's April." "Wh--where are you?" "You're not going to believe this." "[APRIL] I'm inside that big Gorgonzola robot." "Bebop and Rocksteady are here." "They've taken over its controls!" "We'll, uh, we'll contact Splinter and tell him to help you." "Splinter?" "Why can't you guys come?" "Uh, it's a long story." "Under here, Master Splinter." "You are a very resourceful young man, Zach." "You have all the makings of an excellent Turtle." "Really?" "Oh, that's the nicest thing anybody's ever said about me." "[BEEPING]" "Honorary Turtle Zach here." "Oh, Zach, listen, that big Gorgonzola robot's got April." "Bebop and Rocksteady are running it." "We're on our way!" "Come on, sensei!" "We can't just hide under the bed when our friends need us." "What are we, mice or Turtles?" "Show me a piece of cheese and you'll find out." "All this fear is just in our heads." "Come on, we've got to help them." "According to the computer, a bombardment of neutrons from the generator downstairs will counteract the ray's effects." "It sounds scary." "There's nothing to be afraid of!" "You go first." "No, you go." "No, you go." "Uh, what do we do now?" "Wait here, Zach." "There's nothing over there but train tracks." "Hey!" "Well, well." "What have we here?" "Now that we've got this oversized rat, let's blast him with the ray!" "Oo, oo, I know." "Let's tie him to the railroad tracks." "Oh, that's the oldest trick in the book." "Yeah, but it's so dramatic." "Guys, Bebop and Rocksteady got Master Splinter!" "They're taking him to the railroad tracks!" "Hang on, Zach." "We're on our way." "Slowly but surely." "I'm too scared to drive any faster." "Zach, get away from there before they see you." "No way!" "I'm a fifth Turtle, and fifth Turtles never give up!" "Besides, I gotta get that ray." "It's the only way to help the guys." "Put on some speed, Michelangelo." "That isn't exactly what I had in mind." "Look!" "[GROWLING]" "It's Gorgonzola." "It's just a robot." "But it's got April." "We've got to help Splinter first." "He's in worse danger." "Hit it, Michelangelo." "[RAPHAEL] Hey, not so fast." "Now to find a train." "[GRUNTS]" "I can't cut these ropes." "Flee this place, Zach." "Save yourself." "No way." "I'm gonna get that ray gun away from him." "Don't ruin this." "It's too terrifying." "Aah!" "Aah!" "I feel much better." "Uhh!" "Now to make those two zipperheads suffer for defying me." "All we gotta do is start it up and let her rip." "[ENGINE STARTING]" "Don't forget to fix the brake." "Now all we gotta do is" "[GASPS] The gizmo!" "That kid's got it!" "Turtle power!" "Blast the little creep!" "Aah!" "Gotcha, dude!" "Michelangelo!" "You had the courage to swing all the way up here?" "Yeah, but I don't think I have the courage to swing down." "But Bebop and Rocksteady are heading this way." "Bebop and Rocksteady?" "Cowabunga!" "[DONATELLO] Plus 10...minus 10." "That ought to do it." "Hang on, guys." "But, like, what if it doesn't work?" "We'll know in a moment." "Whoa!" "Ho ho!" "There they are!" "No, no!" "Don't hurt us!" "Now we got you, you lily-livid Turtles." "Surprise, big boy!" "Hey!" "Aah!" "Why, you..." "Get 'em, dudes!" "Right on, amigo!" "Hey, look." "You insolent idiots!" "How dare you take over the world without my permission!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Come on." "We've gotta stop 'em." "Wait!" "That train's headed for Master Splinter." "[MICHELANGELO] And April's still inside Gorgonzola." "[DONATELLO] Step on it, Michelangelo." "[ENGINE STARTING]" "[TIRES SCREECH]" "[RAPHAEL] Donatello, you stop the train." "We'll head on to help April." "Okay, how does this thing work?" "How are you doing, April?" "Get me out of here!" "How come you guys always have to wait until the last minute to rescue me?" "Okay, okay." "Don't have a fit." "[TIRES SCREECH]" "Halt!" "You're under arrest!" "[GROWLING]" "Well, that worked like a charm" "Dudes, we'll never make it through all that junk." "Let me do it, guys." "I can handle it, honest." "He's the smallest of us." "He might have the easiest time getting up there." "Okay." "Excellent!" "[GRUNTS]" "How the heck do you stop this thing?" "Only one thing to do." "Hey, guys, can you lure that robot onto the train tracks?" "We'll work on it." "Hurry, Zach!" "I thought the Turtles were going to rescue me." "I am a Turtle!" "Funny, he doesn't look it." "[ALL SHOUTING]" "Hurry, Zach!" "Careful with that thing!" "Don't worry, Miss O'Neil." "I know what I'm doing." "Aah!" "Aah!" "We have to go now." "Oh, brother!" "If it was that easy to destroy Gorgonzola in the movies, they'd never have any sequels." "And an official of the Fire Department used the anxiatron ray to return everyone to normal." "But the real hero is this young boy who single-handedly recovered the device and saved this reporter's life." "Those schoolyard bullies won't be giving you any more grief, Zach." "You have proved yourself worthy of our honor, my young friend." "Yeah, you really came through with flying colors, micro-dude." "Green Turtle colors." "Yeah, and I'm glad we're not afraid of everything anymore." "Aah!" "Well, what are you looking at?" "Everybody gets a little tense now and then." "Closed-Captioned By J.R. Media Services, Inc." "Burbank, CA"