"Oh, my God, season 8." "Let's go." "I am Naomi Smalls, and I am 21 years old." "Check your lipstick before you come for me." "Naomi is a tall glass of water." "She has legs all the way up to her asshole." "Language!" "From Naomi Campbell and Biggie Smalls." "First one, I don't blame them." "I'm obsessed with '90s supermodels." "I'm gonna set myself right in the center." "Yeah, spotlight on me." "Naomi is a fashion girl." "She's fucking fierce." "We'll see." "How you doing mis amores?" "Do you want to see my cuckoo?" "Honey, your cuckoo is the first thing we noticed." "How are you?" "I'm from Puerto Rico, but I live in Austin, Texas, y'all." "I call myself between pageant queen and performer 'cause I do comedy, I do campy sometimes." "Sometimes?" "You know." "I'm sexy as a goddess is and funny as a clown." "Are you ready for me?" "Oh, my God, the room is huge." "Fantastic, so my cuckoo have a space." "I need a space" "Watch out, new thunder effects." "What's up, nerds." "Ah!" "My name is Dax ExclamationPoint, and I am the queen of all nerds." "It's Storm." "I'm a cosplayer, and my look is very inspired by, like, science fiction and comics." "Superheroes." "Just strong, bad bitches who don't take any crap from anybody else." "You do you, girl." "So I'm just gonna sit right here." "Okay." "Can I get some brunch?" "Country breakfast is ready." "Hola." "The beauty is here." "My name is Naysha Lopez." "Can we call her NayLo?" "Element of my drag has to be appearance." "It sounds so shallow, but my drag is flawless." "It's gorgeous." "It's stunning." "It's gorgeous." "It's everything." "Did I say it was stunning and gorgeous?" "Did I say that already?" "Okay." "That lady repeats herself." "Naysha is here!" "Yes, my sister!" "Whoo!" "Continental sisters." "Oh, yeah." "So you're Puerto Rico also, or from Austin?" "I'm originally from Puerto Rico, but, um, I live in Chicago." "That's a little frog in Puerto Rico." "They are so annoying." "Why is she squirping like a chirper?" "You don't even understand what she's saying, but you don't really care." "Shantay, she sprays." "No need to adjust your TV sets." "This acid trip is all real." "Watch out, bitches." "Here's Acid Betty, and I am from Brooklyn, New York." "My drag style is completely over-the-top." "Basically, a drug trip without the drugs." "I kind of want to run around." "The main bullet point of Acid Betty is she's a bitch." "That's it." "Even Bianca won't fuck with her." "That's the T." "Wait, I want to put my stink all over this place." "I'm excited to be here." "Come on, like, before we all hate each other." "Everybody say love?" "Good morning." "I didn't realize this was happening today." "My name is Robbie Turner, and I'm the kindest queen you'll ever meet." "I'm trying to give old classic Hollywood." "Rita Hayworth hair, Jean Harlow robe." "Gorgeous." "Yes, Turnter Classic Movies." "14 years of drag?" "I know, can you imagine?" "I'm only 12." "You don't look old." "I know I don't." "Yes!" "Oh!" "Yay!" "Oh, Kim Chi!" "I came to chop suey the competition." "My name is Kim Chi, and I came here to destroy everyone... with my makeup." "I'm known for crazy, over-the-top, pure anime fantasy." "She's ani-major." "Hi, I'm Naomi." "This is beautiful." "Seeing Kim Chi on Instagram for so long, double-tapping everything," "I'm fucking starstruck." "I want to go subtle with everything, so..." "I may come across as shy because I'm soft-spoken, but... donut come for me, because I'll destroy you." "Get it, "donut"?" "I love her, but she ain't right in the head." "Whoo!" "Thorgy with a T-H and orgy, and I feel incredible." "My name is Thorgy, and I'm 29 years old." "I'm not 29 years old." "Where did that come from?" "I'm colorful, I'm fun, and I'm a fashion clown." "A-Thorable." "O-M-baby Jesus." "My drag style is kind of incredibly eclectic." "I can be campy, but also I can be, like, fucking fierce." "I'll take all of the above, please." "Hi, guys!" "Fuck you, Thorgy." "I know Acid Betty very well." "Lord, it's gonna be the shitshow." "She's gonna be a lot." "She's gonna be extra." "Oh, really?" "She's gonna be a diva." "Ooh!" "Girl." "NY in the house." "My name is Bob The Drag Queen, and I am 29 years old." "My drag is funny." "It's irreverent." "What you see is what you get." "My bodysuit says it all." "Unt?" "Oh." "Yes!" "Take it!" "Swim through!" "Yeah!" "I'm hilarious, beautiful, talented, and humble." "Ha!" "How are you?" "Now just one more." "The New York girls, they get really excited." "And they just talk over one another." "Thorgy, you are-- Whoo!" "Take it." "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Too real." "New York, New York, New York." "If you can tuck it there, you'll tuck it anywhere." "Maybe some of the other queens are, like, resentful that there's so much New York City representation." "There's a reason New York City has some of the best drag queens in the world, and that is a fact." "This is a gag." "The children don't even know." "All right, ladies." "Let's turn up the juice and see what shakes loose." "Uh-oh, this is trouble." "Don't say "Beetlejuice" three times." "Too late." "I'm Laila McQueen, and I'm 22 years old." "Laila is like a whorey, quasi-rock star." "I don't want to say gothy, but, like, gothy." "Yes, goth!" "Hi." "Hi." "You had the smart idea." "I'm gonna tell you a story about flats." "No." "14 hours from now, we're all like, "Ugh, ow!"" "She's like Sketchers, it's the S." "Laissez les bon temps rouler." "What she said!" "My name is Chi Chi DeVayne, and I don't get ready, I stay ready." "Okay, she cute." "Oh!" "Hey!" "My drag is that real Southern dragged out style of drag." "Creole fish." "It's like a whole nother level of drag right here." "If you made it to "RuPaul's Drag Race,"" "you made it, honey." "Dirty South represent." "Well, I'm a cheap queen." "She's on a budget." "Um, I don't mean cheap." "Resourceful." "Yeah, resourceful." "Chi Chi walked in in a trash bag." "Chi Chi will take herself out in a trash bag." "Hefty, Hefty, Hefty." "It's Derrick, bitch." "Ooh, hit me baby." "Yeah!" "My name is Derrick Barry." "I'm 32 years old." "I may look angelic, but I am not that innocent." "I'm a Britney Spears impersonator." "I impersonate her six nights a week on the Las Vegas Strip." "I would love to believe that I'm the best Britney in the world." "That's what people say." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Hey!" "How are you?" "Derrick Barry is huge competition." "She is a quasi-celebrity." "Okay, I want to know who else did this." "Who else has been carb-free for two weeks?" "Hello, hello, hello." "Beautiful." "Welcome, ladies." "Come through, hat!" "Now, are you ready to make herstory?" "all:" "Yes!" "Well, guess what?" "You already have." "This is the 100th episode of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "And they said it wouldn't last." "Now, an occasion such as this demands to be acknowledged on an epic scale." "So I've arranged a photo shoot with some extra special guest stars." "The Barbie Twins?" "Ruth Bader Ginsburg?" "Ready for your close-up, because if you get upstaged, this 100th episode could be your last." "Now, let's go." "Whoo, baby, start them engines, because it's time for" ""RuPaul's Drag Race Season 8:" "RuVealed."" "Yes, honey, watch along with Ru and I as we dish and take you inside the dragster studio." "Uh-huh, all will be revealed, honey, so jump in and hang on." "Maythebestwoman, best woman win" "Welcome back." "Smile." "Time for our first challenge." "Naysha Lopez, welcome, darling." "In honor of our 100th episode," "I've gathered the champions of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "Legendary!" "BeBe Zahara Benet." "Tyra Sanchez." "Raja." "Sharon Needles." "Boo." "Chad Michaels." "Jinkx Monsoon." "Work!" "Violet Chachki." "And Bianca Del Rio... could not be here so we just hired a circus clown." "The weird thing is, nobody could tell the difference." "Now, for your first photo challenge, we are going to take some photographs with the great Mathu Andersen." "We're gonna find out if you have what it takes to stand amongst greatness." "Got it." "Faces on lock, and go." "Body." "Face." "Why, she's covered in black cock." "Sorry bout it." "Queens of a feather stick together." "Next, Bob The Drag Queen." "Lil' Kim up in the house." "She's trying to keep it fresh and clean." "Yeah, you got one more left." "I'll just looked shocked." "I like her." "She's silly." "She's keeping it editorial, real and art." "Yes." "Acid Betty, we will see if you have what it takes to sit among the goddesses, all right?" "Yes, RuPaul, very intimidating." "Sitting next to these wannabe-ass drag queens." "Well, you passed the acid test, Betty." "Come through, Kim Chi." "Yes, give me anim-azing." "Go big, Naomi Smalls." "Oh, all of that right there." "Naomi Smalls looks really hot, but she does have cliff hangers." "You see her toes, like, literally clinging onto the shoe." "Boner killer." "Wah, wah." "Robbie Turner." "This sleeve happens to be in my light, darling." "Well, you should move." "Rawr!" "Know your place, bitch." "Season eight winner." "Season four winner." "Difference." "Gorgeous." "Welcome to my home." "Thank you, darling." "Sharon, did she try to come for you?" "Oh, yeah, she came for me." "Next up, Thorgy Thor." "It's time for a queen orgy, Thorgy." "Whoo!" "Looking good, feeling Thorgeous." "Next up, Chi Chi DeVayne." "Nice." "Pose the house down." "Dax ExclamationPoint." "Get it." "Take it to the Dax." "Cynthia Lee Fontaine." "Model for me." "Escándalo." "You own everything." "Except for that sofa." "It's a rental." "Laila McQueen." "Oh, okay." "You remind me of a dog trying to get comfortable on the couch." "Everyone is so gorgeous, and here I am looking like a Beetlejuice trash bag." "Oh, my God." "She's like the Hamburglar scurrying around behind people." "I'm lovin' it." "Stripes, girl." "From Las Vegas, Nevada, Derrick Barry." "That's it, make them your backup dancers." "Yes." "This is the last shot." "Hit me, baby, one more time." "Oh, she's toxic." "Girl, the season of Britney jokes has only just begun." "A legendary design challenge from a past season." "Ugh." "Derrick Barry is not creative." "He will definitely have the hardest time." "Aww, leave Britney alone!" "Or don't." "We'll be right back." "Hey, we're back, but weren't those commercials great?" "Ladies, over the past 99 episodes," "I'm sure you've yelled at your TV," ""Girl, I coulda slayed that challenge."" "Now it's your chance to prove it." "For this week's maxi challenge..." "Where my judges' table at?" "A legendary design challenge from a past season." "It's your job to take the materials and make them your own." "Now to assign the looks," "I've chosen one of your names at random." "Robbie Turner." "Now, Robbie, you get to assign all the queens' looks and choose your own." "It's time to bring back my girls." "From season one, Shannel, presenting the Drag on a Dime thrift store challenge." "Latrice Royale, presenting our Pride Float challenge from season four." "Next, Violet Chachki, presenting the Money Ball from season three." "It's time to assign these three looks." "All right, Robbie Turner, who gets Drag on a Dime?" "Naysha." "Who gets Float Your Boat?" "Naomi." "Who gets Money Ball?" "Acid Betty." "Psst, it's not real money." "Next up, Jinkx Monsoon, presenting the Sugar Ball challenge from season five." "Tyra Sanchez, presenting the Glitter Ball challenge from season six." "Chad Michaels, presenting the Post Apocalyptic Couture challenge from season four." "All right, Robbie, who gets Sugar Ball?" "Cynthia." "Who gets Glitter Ball?" "Chi Chi." "That's a good one." "Who get Apocalyptic Couture?" "Laila." "Doesn't she mean post apocaloptic--couture?" "Serving the Cake Couture challenge from season three." "BeBe Zahara Benet presenting the Hair challenge from season three." "Well, Hello, Kitty." "Hey, kitty girl." "Hello Kitty Couture challenge from season seven." "All right, Robbie, who gets Cake Couture?" "Thor-gy." "Yes, it's Thorgy." "Thorgy, fuck my life." "Who gets Hair Ball?" "Kim Chi." "And who gets Hello Kitty?" "Dax." "Meow." "Next up, Raven, presenting the Gone With the Window challenge from season two." "Next up, the Pit Crew..." "Oh, ho, ho, ho." "From season three." "Next, the bitch is back, and she brought Sharon Needles, presenting the Bitch Ball challenge from season four." "Okay, Robbie, who gets Gone With the Window?" "Bob The Drag Queen." "Yes." "Who's gonna get a big Christmas package?" "Derrick Barry." "Yes." "And, Robbie, does this mean you're going to be doing it doggy style?" "Can you believe I forget to pick a theme for myself?" "Guess who gets stuck with the poodle?" "It's a real doggy downer." "Now if I've said this once, I've said it 100 times." "Literally." "Start your engines, and may the best woman win." "Yeah!" "All right!" "Oh, my God." "Let's do it." "All right, this is kind of interesting." "I'm super excited about this challenge because I've watched every episode, and I could kill any one of these challenges." "Whoo, this is fun." "We'll see." "Oh, these are shitty bags." "So I'm looking through my materials, and I realize that a lot of these things can't be made into clothing." "Dog chew toys, ropes." "You guys, I brought treats." "Dog treats." "It's just a couple of treats." "Have you ever tasted one of those for real?" "Uh, paging Nomi and Cristal." "You know, I'm from the South, we eat everything, honey." "Possums, rats, raccoons." "Possums?" "What did she call me?" "She's just country as fucking catfish sandwiches." "She's like country." "There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed, and, like, I got this and this and this and this and this." "I don't do drag on a dime." "I don't sew." "I'm a pageant girl." "I brought so many beautiful garments." "I spend money." "Make it work, bitch." "Make it work." "There is so much stuff to use." "My theme for the challenge is The Queen Who Mopped Christmas." "Season 8 greetings." "My strategy for this first challenge is to basically still come out with my Britney look." "Like, I just want to add to it." "So what kind of vibe are you going for?" "Like, this Christmas skirt." "Like a tree skirt, but then I don't know how to finish a whole outfit." "Girl." "Derrick Barry is not creative, obviously 'cause he's impersonating someone else his whole life." "He will definitely have the hardest time with this challenge." "And I'm like stuck on what to do for the top." "Santa baby, you better come quick." "Coming up..." "My fucking panties just ripped." "This some bullshit." "I have no clue how she's gonna fix this outfit." "I think she's done." "Whew, it's gonna get tore up right after this." "Welcome back." "Runway number 100 dead ahead." "I actually do a lot of pageants, and I won this pageant." "It's an international pageant." "It's called Miss Continental." "And it is one of the most prestigious pageants." "I've heard of it." "Yeah, so I'm a former Miss Continental." "That's awesome." "Yeah." "I hate pageants." "Girl, I've done, like, two pageants." "And you didn't win them, and that's why you hate pageants." "Exactly." "I knew it." "I knew it." "That always happens to someone who don't win." "Bitch, I was robbed." "It just sucks that pageants get such a bad rap." "I owe a whole lot of my work ethic and who I am to pageant experiences." "So, Derrick, how long you been doing Britney?" "I started on Halloween 2003." "And how long you been doing drag?" "Halloween 2003." "I've been doing Britney for 12 years, and I think a lot of the other girls are not gonna think I can do anything else." "I have to prove that I can do more than Britney." "I find there's two breeds of queen." "There's Halloween queens, and there's pride queens." "I was a pride queen." "Really?" "I, like, started drag on Gay Pride wearing, like, a shitty potato sack and a wig from, you know, who knows where." "Was that this Pride?" "Ooh, I like her." "Oh you little bitch." "Oh, Laila!" "How long have you been doing drag?" "I've been doing drag for two and a half years." "Does your family support your drag?" "My family doesn't know that I do drag." "They don't know?" "Really?" "No." "At all?" "Like, my mom thinks I'm a makeup artist." "Has your mother ever seen you in drag ever, like pictures or anything?" "Well, I've shown her pictures of me in drag and she thinks they're, like, makeup jobs that I did." "She doesn't recognize that it's me." "Stop." "Really?" "Yeah." "Um, does she have a TV?" "Finding out that I do drag because growing up," "I always felt like I could never be the model child that all Asian mothers want." "I've already disappointed her so many times in her life." "She could even stop talking to me." "And..." "And you know, I'm just scared of letting her down again." "Uh-oh." "What's the matter, girl?" "Speak it out." "I go to put on my outfit and what happens?" "Pop." "My outfit has just ripped apart." "This some bullshit." "My fucking panties just ripped at the last second." "And it's all coming apart." "This some bullshit." "Fuck." "I am going into panic mode right now." "Girl, you cannot go home, not on the first day." "I want this so freaking bad." "Like, I'm so distraught," "I don't even know what I'm doing now." "I have no clue how she's gonna fix this outfit." "I think she's done." "I hope you know the lip sync song, 'cause your outfit is crumbling before your hands." "Listen, never count anybody out on this show." "Whew!" "Tell 'em, Michelle." "Here we go!" "Covergirl, put the bass in your walk" "Headtotoe, let your whole body talk" "And what." "Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "Michelle Visage, happy 100th." "Happy birthday, gorgeous." "Style superstar, Carson Kressley." "You look amazing for 100." "I know, I don't look a day over 95." "And the straight talking Ross Mathews." "Now, on a scale of 1 to 100, how excited are you?" "Like, a dragzillion." "And the fabulous Nicole Richie." "Hey, kitty girl." "Hi, gorge." "Your dress is very "Wizard of Oz."" "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" "Or a sandwich." "Now I'm thinking about a sandwich." "This week, our queens posed with Drag Race champions." "And tonight, they're debuting their own creations based on a design challenge from the anals of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "Michelle, did I say that right?" "Eh." "Eh, close enough." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "Therealness" "First up, Acid Betty, Money Ball." "Well, bitch better have my money." "I do freaky drag, and I think I do it the best." "The drag scene should not be homogenized." "Therefore, Acid Betty is here to represent." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, make it rain." "Cash is queen." "I own everything." "Bob The Drag Queen, Gone with The Window." "Yes, honey, lead with the bag." "I love it." "This outfit shows I have the ability to make a finished garment." "The fabric is hideous, but the construction is everything." "No shade, but that dress looks like it was made out of curtains." "And does her carpet match the drapes?" "Dax ExclamationPoint, Hello Kitty." "Hello, Herve Leger." "Hello, Angeline." "Meow." "This outfit is totally me." "I love Hello Kitty." "Anything a 12-year-old Asian girl wants, I want it more." "I do love a pink pussy." "It's better than a purple one." "Why it got to be purple?" "Naysha Lopez, Drag on a Dime." "Fashion sure is changing." "I am serving Greek goddess." "Face, body, glamour." "Peek-a-Ru, I see you." "Uh-huh." "A dress that makes cents." "Not dollars." "Kim Chi, Hair Ball." "You got a little" "I've made a lion outfit inspired by Givenchy." "Yes, the lion stomps tonight." "A golden treasure." "This outfit is big, grand, and conceptual." "It's Kim Chi." "She stepped that pussy up." "Meow." "Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Sugar Ball." "Gumdrop it like it's hot." "I feel like a goddess is at this moment." "It's sugar, azúcar." "Are you ready for my cuckoo?" "Yeah." "Yes." "Now see, that's the real sugar right there." "That's her sugar walls." "Whoa!" "Naomi Smalls, Float Your Boat." "Washington's cross-dressing the Delaware." "She has my dream chest." "Yeah." "I'm trying to give you '90s supermodel walk, and this boat is covering half of it." "When I can finally step out of this boat, that's when the judges can really see the true Naomi Smalls." "Land ho." "I am giving you Naomi Campbell strutting down a Versace runway." "That boat looks heavy." "Aren't there any seamen to help her?" "The seamen are all below deck." "Okay, y'all are just dirty." "Chi Chi DeVayne, Glitter Ball." "You know I always say, when life hands you disco balls..." "What do you do?" "You make an outfit." "Yeah." "After my little meltdown," "I'm just gonna roll with the punches, and I'm really feeling this disco queen kind of vibe." "It's a dream come true." "Sparkle, Chi Chi, sparkle." "Yes." "Balls to the walls." "Thorgy Thor, Red Velvet Cake Couture." "This is feeling a little menstrual." "I'm glad you said it, and I didn't." "I don't wear gowns, but for this challenge I just wanted to feel decadent, and I still kept with my cartoon hair, giving you cream cheese realness." "Oh, happy birthday!" "Have her cake and serve it too." "Robbie Turner, Bitch Ball." "Who let the dogs out?" "I love two bitches on a runway." "I think I'm looking more like a sheep than a poodle." "The dog is looking at me like," ""Get me the fuck out of here."" "I'm looking at the dog like," ""Get me the fuck out of here."" "This is not going well." "I give this look about a canine out of ten." "Uh-huh, she's spayed, and she's throwing shade." "Both those bitches are over it." "Derrick Barry, The Queen Who Mopped Christmas." "Well, hey, y'all." "I'm giving you Christmas in Vegas." "I'm serving body, but I'm also giving comedy." "Whoa!" "Ho, ho, ho." "She's trimming her bush." "Is that mistletoe or camel toe?" "Girl, I could see her urethra." "She's putting the X back in Xmas." "Yes, she is." "Oops, she's doing it again." "Laila McQueen, Apocalyptic Couture." "Now, her pussy's not on fire, but her shoulder is." "This look is classic Laila." "I'm loving this cute little jacket I made." "I'm giving you, like, a post-apocalyptic, like, devil commander, like, the world is over, and I'm here to take over." "Laila McQueen, Beyond Thunderdome." "Therealness" "Bam!" "Commercial time." "Okay, my girls served chic, now we critique." "Welcome, ladies." "When I call your name, please step forward." "Bob The Drag Queen." "Dax ExclamationPoint." "Cynthia Lee Fontaine." "Chi Chi DeVayne." "Thorgy Thor." "You are all..." "Safe." "Safe!" "Now, you may leave the stage." "Bye-bye." "Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week." "You don't know them like that." "Now it's time for the judges' critiques." "Acid Betty." "I love that you're different." "Every inch was kind of covered with a thought." "To me, that's what drag is about." "And then the photo, you seem like you're a little bit more of the avant-garde, artsy, like, you're giving me Tunnel 1993." "I was there." "I might've seen you there." "You might've." "Great job." "Next up, Naysha Lopez." "You're gorgeous." "Thank you." "You're giving me Eva Longoria, Miss America." "I think, Naysha, you're beautiful, but when you're part of an ensemble photo, you really want to stand out." "The dark hair and the dark top," "I don't think it works in this picture." "That big gold piece just makes you look thick, and I just don't think it looks good." "This is actually the first garment I've ever made." "I don't really sew." "All right, well, thank you very much." "Next up, Kim Chi." "Hi." "Your photo, it's pretty fabulous." "And I really like your runway look." "You were giving me, like, this Cowardly Lion anime ferociousness." "I think it totally worked." "All right, lion queen." "Benefit of the doubt and say the walk was a character choice." "In my personal eyes, I'm an anime character who works as a high fashion model." "You're just a total nerd." "I am." "I love that." "And by the way, I like that you kept your areolas bald." "The breasts are the windows to the soul, for sure." "Man, she is so wise." "Next up, Naomi Smalls." "I love that you are rocking a boy chest." "You're giving me like, '70s "Studio 54."" "The Pride Float was beautifully decorated, but it became really cumbersome." "And I almost saw you thinking," ""I have to get back in that boat and strap it on."" "And I'm saying that about the boat." "Yeah, I know, how many times have you said that in your life?" "Girl." "Yeah." "But the picture." "Hello?" "And it's a big butt." "Bam!" "I believe they call that serving it." "Okay." "That needs to come through with everything that you do, whether you're dragging a 50-pound boat with you or not." "Next up, Robbie Turner." "Your photo, I loved, because you're giving me kind of funny glamour there." "And now, the bad news." "Fur?" "It's like a fringe." "Fringy kind of carpety-looking stuff." "You're literally a blob." "We lose all shape, and from the side, it's even worse." "And you got to choose your challenge." "I actually forgot that I-- to choose one for myself." "I didn't have my '40s dress pattern, but I was trying to figure it out." "So, it was like a series of misfortunate events." "Ain't nobody gonna talk about the fact that she is holding a bag of dog doo?" "Next up, Derrick Barry." "Your look tonight, it's adorable." "I will say it's pretty simple." "I like the comedic moment where you trimmed your holiday bush." "And then your photo, like, everyone in this photo looks like they're your backup dancers, and you're the star." "Wow." "We've seen Britney now." "My personal challenge to you is to show me everything else but Britney." "Gimme--gimme more." "I do want to see more of it, but we do want to see other things." "Up next, Laila McQueen." "Hi, Laila." "Hey, bitch." "I love the shoulder detail." "Did you sew that?" "I sewed the jacket, yes." "That's pretty impressive." "Thank you." "But I felt like the bottom half was just a cop out." "To me, it's just like, Wynonna Judd opened the oven too quickly and got a little, like, you know, burnt on the outside." "In the picture, we lose you crumpling up into a ball." "You're with all these kind of legendary people, and it's almost like your body's saying "I'm not worthy."" "Do you think that your missteps would warrant you in the bottom?" "I don't think that I am the least put together." "Who do you think is the least put together?" "I think Naomi." "Her look is very plain." "Do you agree with that, Naomi?" "No." "I tried to take something that was from a past season and make it new and fresh." "Well, thank you, ladies." "I think we've heard enough." "While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate." "All right now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?" "Let's start with Acid Betty." "In the photo, she looks great, but she is this punk girl." "Like, give me a little screaming..." "Ahh!" "Tongue out punkness." "I don't hate her photo, and like her name implies, she's kind of a trip, and she's a little East Village." "Well, you know, I did a lot of antacid in the '60s, and I think that Acid Betty really represents that." "Alright, Naysha Lopez." "Her photo, unfortunately, I think she got lost." "And also, don't stand on that stage and tell us it's the first dress you made." "I mean, this is not the place you make your first dress." "You make your first dress when you've learned that you're gonna come on the show." "Or you make them when your mom's at work, and you're in the sixth grade." "Chile, we have all been there." "All right, next up, Kim Chi." "I love the photograph." "She was kind of the queen of the castle in this anime jungle." "Everything about her tonight made me happy, except for that lumbering walk." "Right, because she was serving a little bit of Sasquatch on the runway." "Sasquatch that walk." "You can say Yeti that walk." "Yeti that walk." "Next up, Naomi Smalls." "All I saw was a really tiny thing lumbering with a heavy ass boat." "Sorry boat it." "Contrast of her like, fumbling with the boat." "It's like a cartoon of an ant carrying a giant piece of cheese." "Well, that's the picture of the day." "It says, "bow down, bitches."" "If she doesn't bring the photo her to this her, to me, she's gone." "Moving on down to Robbie Turner." "This look in her photo is probably her go-to look." "It's that Carole Lombard meets Carol Burnett." "But what we saw today was basic." "She said she forgot to choose a category for herself." "If she put any creativity into that, she could've turned it out." "And that's a shame, because I like what I saw in the picture." "A doggone shame, I'd say." "Her Britney is amazing." "We know he can nail the Britney thing." "I mean, the photo was phenomenal." "I'm glad she brought it the first episode." "Now bring Derrick Barry to the table." "Laila McQueen." "She did the most basic bottom half to that." "I expect so much more." "This is season eight, and the bar has been raised so high." "There was just nothing standing out for me." "The worst picture of the week, by far." "Youch!" "Interesting because she is an artist." "That warrants a second chance to me." "Silence." "I've made my decision." "Whose look gets the hook?" "Find out after this." "Oh, my sweet gherkins." "It's time." "Welcome back, ladies." "I've made some decisions." "Acid Betty... you're safe." "Thank you." "But does she have change for a 20?" "Kim Chi, your photo and main stage presentation wigged us out." "Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge." "No T, Ms. Chi, whoopee!" "The original and the best selfie on a stick." "Say hi, everybody." "Cheese." "Bitch, I just won $3,000." "This win means I have a place in this competition, and I am a force to be reckoned with." "Derrick Barry, you're safe." "Thank you." "Naomi Smalls, you're safe." "Fun fact, Naomi backwards spells I moan." "Naysha Lopez, you are gorgeous, but..." "Thank you." "The judges felt shortchanged by your Drag on a Dime." "I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination." "Naysha, please." "Ugh!" "I am absolutely gagging." "I don't deserve to be in the bottom two." "You have some queen rocking this $5 dress." "I don't get it." "Robbie Turner, your photo was iconic, but on the main stage, you screwed the pooch." "Ru?" "Laila McQueen, you are an edgy artist, but your photo and your Post Apocalyptic Couture were not earth-shattering." "Robbie Turner..." "You're safe." "Oh." "All right." "Wow." "Laila McQueen, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination." "My heart drops, but I'm not gonna be the first one to go home." "I'm gonna do every kind of quasi-gimmick I have." "Two queens stand before me." "Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination." "The time has come..." "For you to lip-synch for your life." "Yas!" "Season 8 light cues." "Good luck, and don't fuck it up." "Istandhere waiting for you" "Tobangthegong" "Speaking of Lady Gaga, I was on her holiday" "Muppet TV special, and I've never seen in my life that many costume options." "Ifonlyfame had an I.V., baby" "CouldI bear" "Beingawayfromyou" "Ifoundthevein, put it in here" "Iliveforthe applause, applause, applause" "Ilivefor the applause-plause" "Livefor the applause-plause" "Livefortheway that you cheer and scream for me" "Theapplause, applause, applause" "Givemethething that I love" "Turnthelightson" "Putyourhandsup,  make them touch" "Makeitrealloud" "Naysha is always giving like, beautiful, sexy," "J.Lo bombshell, I feel it." "Ooh" "Touch,touch" "Ooh" "Touch,touch" "Laila is giving you sex on a stick, and it's awesome." "She is looking so good right now throwing her body all over the floor." "Iliveforthe applause, applause, applause" "Iliveforthe applause, applause, applause" "The secret to keeping a wig on so you can do that is spirit gum plus bobby pins." "Makethemtouch, touch" "Putyourhandsup,  make them touch, touch" "A-R-T-P-O-P" "Good job!" "Ladies, I've made my decision." "Laila McQueen, shantay, you stay." "Truly, the first cut is always the deepest." "You may join the other girls." "Thank you." "Naysha Lopez, out of 100 queens, you are by far one of the most beautiful to grace the stage." "Thank you, Ru." "And I'm sorry to see you go so soon." "I'm sorry that I wasn't able to show you everything that I had to offer." "Thank you, Ru, for this opportunity." "Thank you." "Now, sashay away." "Love you, beauty." "I am first to go, and I feel like I didn't let Ru see what I'm all about because there's so much more to me." "Ru, I want to thank you for the platform that you have given me because not everyone appreciates it." "I thank you for that from the bottom of my heart." "Well, condragulations, ladies." "And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" "Can I get an "amen" in here?" "all:" "Amen." "All right, now let the music play." "Oh, my gag!" "First episode up, first queen down." "And next week, we start another 100 episodes." "And it's gonna be pitch perfect." "Watch." "Bye!"