"Good morning, Mr. Kwok" "Morning" "Morning" "Morning" "Hi everyone, it is time for weather forecast again" "I am the weather forecast reporter, Kwok Ching" "Today is really a sunny day" "You can tell by the clothes I am wearing" "The sky is very clear, as we can all see." "I don't think we really need to report." "However, as usual, we still have to invite our Senior Scientific Officer to talk about the weather forecast today" "Let me now hand you over to Officer Ch..." "Thank you, Kwok Ching" "We just received the latest news that there is a tropical cyclone, Lo Fan, which is approaching us" "It is approaching in a fast spend with no fixed direction" "We may therefore hoist typhoon signal number 8 later today" "Officer Chu, I think there is something wrong with your forecast" "There can't possibly be a typhoon in a nice weather like this" "Ching, haven't you ever heard of..." "Cloudless sky, varies with time?" "There really is a typhoon coming, beware everyone" "Everyone, if the Hong Kong Observatory says so then please take precautions" "Please stay tuned to our latest weather report" "Thank you" "Cut!" "OK!" "Thank you" "Ching..." "Don't... there are so many people around" "Have you bought any canned food at home?" "You know, it's been so long since your wife had passed away, your kids don't know how to take care of you, and you also don't know how to look after yourself." "For the afternoon weather report, can you not shoot it outdoors?" "Don't be so nervous" "I don't believe the typhoon signal number 8 will be hoisted in this kind of weather today" "The weather is really unpredictable" ""Crazy wind"" ""Strong wind"" ""just like a crazy dragon"" "You kid, why are you still singing?" "Your father is going to be blown to the sea" "Be quick" "Papa, you are so cool" "Cool... cool your ass" "It would be even cooler if the diver retrieves my corpse later on" "Ask the live studio if they're ready." "Cue me when it's ready" "Strong wind with heavy rain..." "I hope this typhoon won't be hoisted until tomorrow" "It's fine, there is one more box left" "Boss"." "My brother is not around." "Let's take a rest" "Master said that you should not touch the electrical appliances" "I am also a member of Kwok's family and I am also your senior" "But it seems to me that you feel nothing to Kwok's family" "You are Kwok's family's target of assistance" "You have no contribution" "Moreover electrical appliances explode whenever you touch them" "Do you still remember the video recorder?" "The video recorder!" "Do you still remember..." "What did you promise on the wedding day?" "I always speak without thinking" "How can I remember that much?" "You told me love is patient." "Love never gives up" "On the 10th August 2010, 11 p.m." "You told me that we share everything" "If you want me to agree on our divorce" "You have to stick to what you promised and share half of your family possessions to me" "Are you insane" "I can share half of my athletic foot to you" "I am going to sue you." "I am accusing you of fraud" "You are fake from head to toe!" "Fake eye lashes" "Use the foundation to cover up your fibrous roots" "Your breasts are also fake" "It is rough." "Have you seen that?" "You've been caressing them for two years and you are complaining now?" "You two better be careful" "Don't let people try too much before you reach the target sales" "Rolls, Royce" "' Yes!" "' Yes!" "You two guard the back door today" "Don't let anyone steal or jump the queue!" "' Yes!" "' Yes!" "Go!" "Ladies, let me solemnly introduce to you the new product of the beauty industry, come on" "The angelica mask" "Little lovers can put it on together" "It does not only improve your skin" "It could also improve the relationship between couples" "Live studio" "Kwok asks if it's time to cue" "Boss, Kwok asks if we could cue him" "He needs the cue..." "He is worried that he can't catch up the cue" "Just pan away... if so" "Good, let us hear the report from our colleague," "Kwok about the weather in Typhoon Shelter in Causeway bay" "The video recorder!" "Kwok, how is the weather?" "Thanks, Siu Fa" "This "Lo Fan"... is a rare and strong typhoon" "It is now located 100km outside south-east of Hong Kong" "The centre wind speed is building up quickly" "It has now increased to 150 km per hour" "We can feel its power even on the seashore" "Moreover..." "Little girl, go away." "It's too windy here" "Let me tell you" "It is for real!" "This is called upgrade, top up" "You have to pay more money!" "You!" "Bitch!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut..." " You bitch!" " Light on" "She dares to talk to me like that" "Mr. Nip" "If you negotiate the divorce like this" "You may lose half of your family possessions to your wife" "How many times do I need to remind you" "If you are not controlling your temper" "The judge will definitely sympathize your wife" "I don't care!" "What is going on today?" "Why is there only soup?" "The fish ball stinks." "No" "Try this" "Mister, this one has chives, it's very nice" "I don't have time to try" "You take your time to fry." "I don't know how long you need to take" "Mister" "May I ask what's inside this bag?" "Tasting samples" "You cannot take tasting samples away" "What do you mean?" "Your soup hasn't opened and the dumplings are not yet fried" "Do you want me to wait?" "How can I try?" "Mister, it is violating our regulation" "Do you know who I am?" "I am the middle-aged gourmet god" "I have a blog and I have published books" "I have phone apps and I am a DJ, too" "Just one word from me and you have to shut your stall" "Or do you want our PR department... to arrange an interview with you?" "Interview the two dumplings?" "For free?" "Kwok Ching-ching" "Go back to your three-meter springboard and dive to the sea" "Interview?" "You have serious mania as well as disposition of violence" "If the counterpart have evidence on you not being able to control yourself in the public or evidence on your violence behavior" "You will definitely lose this lawsuit" "That's why I want you to help me with that." "Just go" "Or the wind will blow you away" "Go" "This..." " Help..." " Father!" "Help..." "Keep it up, keep it up..." "You can win the award" " Help..." " One more..." "I think you are over-reacting" "Master had fallen to the sea" "If he knows I have no response, he would kill me" "If you haven't record it down, it would be even worse" "Recorded" "You are holding the video tape" "Don't worry." "I've recorded for you" "Thank you." "Thank you" "Once you lose control" "You have to think of something to sidetrack yourself and calm yourself down ls there anything from your childhood that makes your particularly happy?" "Cartoon" "Cartoon..." "When watching Doraemon" "Doraemon..." " "Everyone's wish could be fulfilled..."" " OK" "Next time when you are out of control, sing the Doraemon theme song" "OK?" "Hi ladies" "She is my girlfriend, Kwok Ching-ching" "She is also the one with the most unstable period and is the most emotional lady manager" "However after she used this angelica mask" "Look, she looks sharp and her skin is smooth" "Your manager is your girlfriend" "So she is your senior in day time and night time, too?" "Do you think salesman is a nice job?" "All of them don't believe that we are dating" "Have you thought about our future?" "What future?" "That means no" "Future?" "Do you want to marry me?" "Nothing" "What do you mean by nothing?" "There is something" "You are so masculine." "I didn't expect you'll mention marriage to me" "You have to deliver a baby if we get married and it is so painful, baby" "I can give it to you." "But you have to allow me to open the fridge as I like for a month" "That's impossible" " Half month" " No way!" "One week!" "I'll tell master that you're blackmailing me" "You do have the guts, huh" "Give it to me" "What are you doing?" "I've already posted this clip to facebook" "What do you mean?" "That means... all the bad things you said about your master will be told to the world" "What are you watching so happily?" "Papa?" "Lok Yi-Ah!" "Coming" "Papa?" "!" "There would really be people having hot pot in the hospital?" "Yes..." "One woman deliver the baby but tens of her relatives are visiting her" "After registering, they would put down their luggage and go shopping" "Then shower and live here" "It is cheaper than staying in a hotel" "Doesn't the hospital control it?" "They've tightened the rule." "They do not allow barbeque starting from yesterday" "Bar..." "Barbeque the food?" "We are not sure if he needs to stay in the hospital." "Why do you bring so many things here?" "It's better than missing something" "It's such good timing for father to get admitted to the hospital today" "Today is the second day of the month, which means big sale" "You may return the goods if you are not satisfied." "It doesn't cost." "It's here." "It's here" "Why are the three of you standing here?" "Too afraid to go inside?" "How severe?" "The nurse had been going in and out" "I just had a peep" "He looks even better than me" "He is being difficult again" "We have no choice." "Your family seldom gathers together" "Just let him" "So go in and check on him, make him happy" "If he is fine then check out for him" "Papa" " Brother" " Papa" "Master" "How are you?" "I just... threw up, had diarrhea and felt dizzy when I went to the toilet" "But I'm fine now after crawling back up here" "No" "You were so actively walking around just then" "Around the shit!" "Are you dreaming?" "I saw you sleeping just now" "Brother, you have so many tubes inserted on you" "Don't touch that electrical appliance!" "If you burn the hospital and lead to casualty, I'll be responsible again" "You look so uncomfortable." "Let's transfer to a private hospital" "That's why I always said you are the nicest." "Anyway, as we are in the hospital now let's check if his gear is working properly" "If it doesn't work, you could still find another one" "Papa, don't say something silly" "What does it have to do with you?" "Have you got a date yet?" "I told you to get breast implants to attract men..." "I did" "You did what?" "Honestly, I am not quite sure if you are a boy or a girl" "No, I have been dating" "I know she has" "Frankly, I can't tell if the other one is a boy or a girl" "You can tell nothing." "You can only differentiate moon cakes" "You only know Kee Wah moon cake" "Brother, did you take someone's thing to play?" "Return it, he is dying" "Dying?" "So..." "Return it to him" "Pulse: 100" "SAO2: 70" "BMW..." "W..." "AB..." "Check if he has internal bleeding" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Wake up..." "Beat!" "Beat!" "Beat!" "Beat..." "The heartbeat of the patient resumed!" "You guys are really ardent" "Ah yes, you just said someone would like to have a body check?" "This person" "Let's do a gastroscopy first" "Do you want to go from the front or from the back?" "If it goes from the front, it will be... harder" "It will be easier if it goes from the back" "Ok!" "It is fine, doctor." "I'm fine" "I'm ready to discharge from the hospital" "My god, honey" "I've forgotten to put the dried mushrooms and dried shrimps on the water" "Master needs to have vegetarian." "I am going back first" "Forget it" "I've forgotten I am boiling some soup" "You may just call Uncle San" "I've forgotten something on the car" "Come back!" "Honey, can I come back for you later?" "Because"." "I don't know how to talk to your schoolmates" "I can't do anything here" "You did not come last time." "Do you know what people said behind me?" "What did they say?" "They said I've divorced and have no sex life" "They just like gossiping" "Did they?" "Thank you" "Mei-mei" "So many people are here tonight" "Haven't seen you for a long time" "It's been a year, right?" "Yes..." " You are still having fair and smooth skin" " Not at all" "I like your short hair." "Very nice" "Is it?" "I just had my hair cut for a month" "Who is it?" "So beautiful" "We haven't met for a long time." "This is my boyfriend" "Cinderella?" "Just like laminated." "She hasn't changed a bit" "Stays young" "Who is Mr. Wing?" "He is a wealthy bachelor and he has a lot of girlfriends" "What's up, Mei-mei" "Your skin is so nice" "What do you eat?" "You really know how to maintain your beauty" "It's fine" "Mei-mei." "It's been a long time" "I really can't recognize you from a distance" "You look different" "I can hardly recognize you too, Cinderella" "You've made it so fake" "Please call me by my English name" "Ok, Cinderella" "Let me introduce my new boyfriend to you" "Mr. Wing" "I can always see you in the Finance section" "Nice to meet you, Mr. Wing" "How do you do" "Are you the lawyer Kwok Mei-mei?" "Cinderella keeps mentioning about you everyday" "Won't be anything good" "I heard that you got married, too" "Where is your husband?" "Hubby" "Honey" "What's up..." "It's him?" "I know his Chinese astrology must be pig" "Mine is Dragon" "Where did I meet you before..." "Hong Kong Club?" "Golf Club?" "Jockey Club?" "I don't go clubbing" "Or the Central market?" "I can't think of anywhere else" "Student of King's Colleague!" "KCC" "You've spelt it wrong." "Should be HYKLKF" "What school is it?" "Heung Yee Kuk Wide Urethra Memorial Secondary School" "The banquet should be starting now." "Don't insult my alma mater" "Honey, you're not happy?" "You better keep your words short." "You keep making mistakes" "Just tell them your Chinese astrology is Dragon if anyone asks" "Are you hungry?" "Get something to eat" "The fundraising auction is going to start soon" "The fund we raise tonight will all be donated to Stray Boar Rescue Association" "Our association will pay all our effort to rescue boars" "Lots of sushi" "And my wife's favourite sushi roll" "Pick one" "Please make one for me" "Would you like me to make you another sushi?" "(Japanese)" "One more" "A big one" "Okay." "I'll make it for you now (Japanese)" "Tonight, let's have a male version of famous courtesan" "Whoever place the highest bid can pick a macho man among us and order him to do one thing" "It's really a big one" "This ltacho is really long" "I shall bring it to honey first" "This famous courtesan is really something" "We've paid a lot of effort to have him here" "Let me introduce, Mr. Wing!" "May all interested gentlemen stand up or wave your hands" "Is this gentleman interested?" "My Chinese astrology is Dragon" "Come up" "Good." "You may start the auction now" "It is not necessary" "In order to help the stray boars in the mountain region" "I would like to donate one million directly" "Wow, one million!" "Mr. Wing is so generous" "Thank you, Mr. Wing." "Thank you" "Let us applaud for Mr. Wing!" "I also donate one hundred for Black pork" "Please put it back first" "We will have volunteers to go and collect your donation later on" "Please stand in the middle first." "Thank you" "Best things always wait till the last" "The last famous courtesan is here finally" "Please place your bid" "I don't want it even if it's for free" "As I feel sympathy for you, I will help you" "Fifty dollars" "Fifty dollars" "Ten thousand and fifty" "Mei-mei is obviously helping her husband" "So sweet" "Twenty thousand and fifty" "Fifty thousand and fifty" " One hundred thousand and fifty!" " One hundred thousand and fifty!" "Two hundred thousand and fifty" " Two hundred thousand and fifty!" " Five hundred thousand and fifty" "Five hundred thousand and fifty!" "Five hundred thousand and fifty, going once" "Going twice" "Sold!" "May I ask Miss Law" "What do you want Mr. Yao to do?" "How about this, Mr. Yao" "Just tell me ten of your wife's flaws" "Ck?" "Mr. Yao, Are you ready?" "You have to tell the truth since it is for charity" "I will have death sentence if I tell my wife's flaws" "No, no..." "It's fine." "For charity" "Feel free" "Really?" "You wife had told you so." "It's for charity, right?" "Over to you" "There is... nothing much to say" "For example..." "She snores." "Very loud..." "But she would never admit it" "Her nickname is hair, she is really haired" "She has all things even more than the common person," "She likes to fart under the blanket... it stinks" "There're specified car parks... for the disabilities in the parking lot." "Is he kidding?" "She picks her nose and wipes her hand beneath the table" "The most embarrassing thing is tell me to exchange the bags in Milan Station" "She snatched the bath-robe when she's living in hotel, and there're 2 life jackets from the plan at home." "Just these, nothing else, not to bad." "No, one missing" "You have to do it for charity" "Or I won't donate the money" "We have to do everything for charity, right?" "Of course" "So I am gonna say it" "The last one is..." "We don't have our own kid but she only blames on me" "But honey do you know, when I get on the bed..." "You put on the mask and the earplugs" "You wear braces as well as hand gloves and socks" "How... how can I have it with you?" "Honey!" "Honey, you call me to speak out." "You say so because I told you to but why don't you think it yourself" "You tell everyone my flaws, you're dead" "You said it's for charity" "You said you can do anything for charity" "That's why I said so" "So I am now donating five hundred to the Community Chest and ask you to jump from a building." "Are you going to jump?" "Jump, you idiot!" "If I jump from the building, who is going to serve you?" "You've already punished me to do one-hour aerobic" "May I stop now" "Stop, stop, stop, stop your ass" "Change your move!" "Actually what I said were all the truth" "But they are fine" "I said you shave your hair which is very elegant" "You exchange bags in Milan Station is frugal" "And you farting under the blanket is appealing, honey" "Still trying to make excuses?" "I love you and I love your flaws more" "Among them all, actually what I like most... is that when you go to the toilet... without shutting the door..." "The smell could open up my nasal passage" "How about the no kid bit?" "That's it, no I mean... that... is my problem" "You know me." "I can't as I am always very tired" "No, no..." "Honey, I am ok today" "Ok your ass" "You have to dance all the tapes in that box" "Are you kidding?" "I have to dance until tomorrow morning, then." "Outrageous" "Weather report ends up on a poster?" "Was that you?" "I won't waste the paper and ink" "I have something to talk to you about" "Roberto had bought the TV station, you know it, right?" "Of course" "Otherwise how could the little girl be the main broadcaster" "She read more than 20 words wrong on her first take and failed to speak fluently for 30 times" "Have you prepared your letter then?" "What letter?" "You can't be the main broadcaster and this scandal happened" "Do you want to stay here and not quit?" "So have you prepared your letter?" "I just soaked a bit but the hit rate on the website is blooming" "You should write a letter to your boss and head hunt me, the pillar of weather forecast department to save your news department" "It's been 40 years and you still cast your eyes on the main broadcaster position" "You think about it." "We studied and join this industry together" "That time I was the princess of news and you are the prince of weather forecast" "What about now?" "I have been promoted to this position but you are still broadcasting and you are doing the monkey act" "That's enough, bitch!" "If I didn't immigrate overseas 20 years ago, you wouldn't have been promoted" "Since this incident happened" "Oh, someone may need to... stand down" "You are obviously forcing me" "Excuse me." "You just want someone to be the scapegoat" "I am quitting now" "Kid, this is the private matter between me and your father for several decades" "Don't intervene, ok?" "It was me that didn't remind the live studio" "It was actually all my fault" "Both of us did nothing wrong." "Don't ever give in" "No, papa." "I am taking this responsibility for sure" "I can't stand this company for a long time anyway" "Just go" "This TV station had been nurturing a lot of elites for the television industry for several decades" "I think I am doing a smart thing on buying it" "It is good for you, too." "You are new anyway" "However in certain extent, the entertainment industry is relatively complicated" "Sol hired four guards from Ukraine especially for your security" "Very good!" "This is Miss Vivian" "You four have to protect her and stay close to her" "Do you understand?" "What are you looking at?" "Thank you" ""This trap, this trap, this trap"" "me!" "Wake up!" "How come you look like this after remove your makeup" "Are you kidding?" "More than ten thousand of frogs are crossing the road" "On top of several thousands of pigeon falling from the sky previously" "Is it really the signs of the end of the world?" "They're insane." "Someone had dropped the frogs and they said it's the sign of end of the world" "Hi ladies, Lok Lok has something nice to introduce to you today" "What's that?" "It is the boss pot" "Use the boss pot, your kids could definitely go to university" "Good!" "You can fry, stir fry, deep fry, cook, stew and bake" "Cooking becomes an easy job" "Don't hinder me from doing business" "What's up?" "I am promoting the boss pot" "You are really in trouble." "Come with me" "Why are you walking so fast, it hurts" "What's up..." "What's up?" "I have a baby" "Just tell me." "There is no one here" "Fuck!" "I have a baby" "Are you serious?" "!" "Hey you, do you want to escape from it?" "Hey!" "It's going to fall, give me a hand." "Baby" "I don't know if marriage is the end of a relationship" "However I really want to be with you" "Trust me, I will make you happy" "Would you marry me" "Kiss her!" "Kiss her!" "Kiss her..." "If you like kissing so much..." " Ok!" " Come on" "You are marrying him anyway, just let me kiss" "Go away, bitch!" "I don't care." "I want to marry in a modern and fashionable way" "You are getting married?" "!" "What... can't I?" "Honesty, do you want to borrow money?" "Tell me how much you owe" "Don't ever think to cheat the dowry with this crappy idea" "No, papa" "Look, I even have the ring" "Is it beautiful?" "This kind of ring?" "Just tell him to go away" "He is very nice and considerate" "What kind of business is he doing?" "He is a sales officer in my company" "What is... sales officer" "That's the... come here and take a look..." "Take a look even you're not gonna buy, smell it even you're not gonna look" "We are on sale today." "This towel is a complimentary gift" "That means he could only earn a little" " Where is he living?" " The southern district" "Near Bel-air" "Wah Fu Estate is locating in southern district" "It's not necessary to know everything about a hero" "The old public estate." "That means he is the second generation of the poor" "What kind of car does he drive?" "Does he drive?" "He doesn't drive." "He has a driver" "It's worth several million dollars" "There is one every five minutes on weekday" "Every fifteen minutes during weekends" "It is very frequent" "Chow Yun Fat... also takes the bus" "It is environmentally friendly" "That's how he was before" "Ask his wife what he was driving when he got married" "Brother, you should think it in a positive way" "As long as someone likes to marry her" "This guy definitely has no way to go and pick what he could get" "It's time to get married" " Or she would never get another chance" " Uncle San!" "Go get the fish ball from the kitchen for me" " Would you?" " Why not?" "Papa" "Actually he has talent" "He has been the top sales for the past ten months" "No matter what, I..." "I told you not to touch the electrical appliances!" "There is no fish ball in the fridge" "Mister, is there something that you've forgotten to pay?" "Shithead" "Shithead." "And you are wearing a dress?" "I steal?" " What evidence do you have?" " You haven't stolen?" "What is it?" "Everyone said I look like Daniel Wu there" "Shit, all are women" "This series of "On the First Edge"" "is definitely the combination of technology and art" "It is easy to use" "Buy it home." "If your husband has an affair" "You may chop him into dices or thin slices" "This is a set of ten." "You'll have an extra gift if you buy it today." "What gift?" "The one women like, cucumber!" "You are so naughty" "Why, you don't like cucumber..." "Nonsense!" " Excuse me..." " What's up, uncle?" "I'll kill you if you call me uncle again!" "What is so great about this "On the First Edge"?" "Weightless anti-climax scouring pad?" "Can't believe you could think of this" "You are concocting various pretexts" "You may deceive the women" "Me?" "Forget it" "What are you saying?" "All my kitchenware, houseware... were bought from Lok Lok" "They are easy to use" "And the rice and cuisines are also nice" "What is so different about this knife?" "It is just a normal knife selling in a higher price" "Uncle!" ""On the First Edge" is the male knife" "It's length is 1.2 foot" "It was casted by cold iron." "It can cut iron easily" "It had killed 4100 matured chicken and duck" "Nice" "Let me show you!" "Nail clippers?" "It's the female weapon in beauty industry" "Two inches long." "Made by black iron from western region" "It can cut your hair in no time" "It also has an advantage that it is small" "You may put it in your shirt or hide it in your private part" "Even if the police finds it, there's nothing they can do" "It's great!" "I open the durian!" "I cut the watermelon!" "So great!" "Don't shoot, don't shoot..." " Don't shoot... don't shoot!" " What's up?" " He is here to make trouble" " Papa!" "Papa?" " Future father-in-law?" " What?" "L'['S you?" "Give it up." "We have no relationship whatsoever." "Not now, not ever." "You think I want to have a relationship with you?" "Why didn't you tell me that your father is so insane?" "You're saying I'm insane?" "Your friend sells his things as if he's a gigolo" "Why don't you give them vibrating cucumbers instead?" "Gigolo?" "Which part of me..." "Which part of me looks like a gigolo?" "Stop it!" "Papa, you go home first" "I'll explain it to you, ok?" "You don't have to!" "Hey kid" "I'll be watching you!" "You..." "Old fart!" "I will... her!" "$0 poor!" "You are in the prime of life, how come you're impotence" "I am not impotence." "I just don't have a baby" "You could never imagine how difficult it is to be someone's husband" "I wake up at 6 in the morning" "Serve the whole family as well as prepare the breakfast" "Then I clean the house, cook the meal and buy the food..." "All are done by me" "I am actually a full time servant and steward" "When I get on the bed, I am extremely tired" "Only my backbone is still tough" "I have no kid until now" "But I heard that you... just touched Ching-ching and she's pregnant ls there any secret behind?" "You have a good vision" "C)k!" "I am going to help you" "These are all expensive stuff" "You have to follow closely to the instruction" " This one, 4 times a day, 3 pills each - 3 pills" " This one, 3 times a day, 2 each - 2 each" "This one, twice a day, 4 each" "Hold on..." "I'll be choked to death before even doing it" " Oh, there are some more pills" " Some more?" "This one, take beforehand" "This one, take afterwards" "This one, take it if you plan to have sex" "This one, you have to take it no matter what" "And this one..." "Take it two hours before sex." "This one is very powerful" "What would happen if we change our mind after two hours?" "I have prepared for this." "I have antidote" "You got antidote?" "Antidote" "It's big." "Half or one third?" "You're kidding." "All three of them" "Three of them?" "This size?" "Now, you know how effective this antidote is" "It's fine for you to keep acting as a coward" "However when you're on the bed, you cannot be controlled by women" "You need to have power, have passion" "You could be Master Wong Fei-hung" "You can be Bruce Lee, too!" "Roar" "You guys, I've had enough" "You guys force me to dress like this, make me..." "She's back" "How come the house is full of shoes?" "Why don't you put them back?" "You haven't washed the dishes from yesterday?" "Why don't you welcome me downstairs?" "Are you revolting?" "The dishes are not from yesterday, they're today's" "It's not dirty after use, I made them dirty" " How's it?" " You're crazy" "Hey, what happened?" "You threw my twenty years comic collections all over the place?" "Are you crazy?" "I am not." "This is the power of man" "This is called power, don't you know?" "Power?" "You are wasting your energy" "I am going to have a shower" "You better fix them before I finish" "Or you're dead!" "Crazy, insane" "Idiot" "Batman!" "Batman..." "Batman!" "Captain America, Captain America..." "Captain America!" "Spiderman?" "Heep Yunn school girl?" "Beyonce, it's enough!" "Hubby?" "Hubby" "Hubby" "So great" "I'm tired, too" "I need to rush for work" "Hubby"." "Remember to tidy up the house" "I need to fetch our daughter" "Daughter?" "The orphan we sponsored in the mountain region more than ten years ago" "She is doing great." "She got a scholarship" "She graduated from the university and is now working" "She is applying to Hong Kong to visit us and her boyfriend" "I can't quite remember" "Whatever you say" "Not sure what she looks like after she is grown up" "Ming!" "Fukien Fish!" " How are you, everything ok?" " Good, and you?" " Not too bad" " I'm fine" "You are coming... here as well..." "What?" "It is famous here" "Look"." "But I'm not" "I am here to visit my friend and have a chat" " About business..." " Yes." "Uncle dad!" "Uncle dad!" " And you are?" " This is Siu Hung" "It's you, really?" "I can't recognize you." "You've grown up" "Yes." "I miss you so much!" "It's ok" "No one would believe... you are the girl in braids in the photo" "I have some luggage on the car" "Hold on, take it" "Pay first." "You don't have Hong Kong dollar, right?" "This deal is settled quickly" "What do you mean by deal?" "She is my foster daughter" "Foster daughter?" "Would she believe you have a goddaughter like her?" "Nobody can't believe it" "I am going up now" "OK." "Ming" "Hi" " Ming" " Hello!" "So many familiar faces?" "It's really not nice here" "Mr. Yao" "I am Mei-mei's schoolmate, Barbara" "Madam!" "What are you doing here?" "Waiting for my friend" "That's good" "Let me give you a tip" "We are having a sting operation here today." "We aim at arresting prostitutes." "We have cleared the second floor" "They are coming down soon" "It's not very nice if the reporters take any picture of you" "That's true..." "It's good then." "Leave here as soon as possible" "Thank you..." "There are really so many people" "Hey, hey..." "What happened?" "What evidence do you have..." "To accuse me of immoral behavior?" "You were in a rush, you've shed your trousers before you went into the room" "Cause my Angry Bird is so hot" "Tell me after you come to the police station" "Uncle dad" "Be quick..." "Thank you" " Let's go" " Uncle dad" "Why didn't we stay in the hotel just now" "Here is Kowloon Tong" "It's a luxury residential area, much safer" " Let's get in first" " Is it?" "It's done" "Did you bring your phone?" "Phone number and address are all here" "Get... get rid of my address." "Never ever come to my house." "Just call me if required" "When will you bring me to see godmother?" "Auntie mom?" "Auntie mom went travelling." "I'll bring you to her when she comes back" "If you hear any screaming..." "from the room next door... or any moaning." "Just ignore it" "It's just the television sound, so simple" " Do you have any sewing kit?" " What for?" "You should sew up to the collar" "Call me if required" "Good bye" " Thank you" " Uncle dad" "What's up?" "Remember to visit me over the next two days" "Maybe after two months" "Uncle dad" "Bye" "Bye" "This one is nice" "Accident happens, please donate your blood" "Are you after this one?" "This one of course." "You think I would go for Lo Meng?" "You better get on the bed." "Go dreaming!" "I won't allow you to insult my pure love to her" "Whatever I decide to do, I could do it" "I will get her tomorrow, wait and see" "You may just get the girls." "What is it to do with others and made us involved" "Of course we need to be a hero to get the girl" "This is the Ming Chu Street of the TV station" "There is no one here" "That's right" "This is the path she has to pass when she gets her car in the car park" "Moreover, there is no one here" "Just take it lightly, don't be too serious" "Ok" "Hey... one more request..." "Just take it lightly, don't take advantage of her" "Just go" "Idiot, what a waste if I don't" "Holy shit, you just read my mind." "Are you shooting a movie?" "Are we too polite?" "Let's be more direct then" "Stop!" "We are robbing you!" "Take off your clothes!" "Why does she have to take off her clothes?" "I'll take off..." "I'll take off my clothes instead" "Not you..." " No?" " Come on" "It's fine, I can protect you" " Come on!" " Come on!" "I am not afraid of you, come on!" "Help me hold on to this" "Little girl..." "You are really... hitting..." "It hurts, it hurts" "Sorry" " Glad that I have plan B" " Yes" " Bastard, you're wearing fishnet stockings?" " Oh my god" " It matches with my underwear" " She's coming" "She is really strong." "What should we do?" "You're the special one wearing fishnet stockings." "You go first." " How was it?" " Are you ok?" "I've touched it..." "You touched it?" "Let me take over!" " Are you ok?" " Are you ok?" "Honestly, the clipping... was damn painful." "My hands... felt damn good." "My turn" "As we are under the same master, shall we pose a little longer?" "It is worth dying for!" "I can't breath" "It hurts..." "My turn, my turn... come on" "When will be my turn?" "Uncle San" "Brother-in-law" "Future brother-in-law" "You said you would be gentle, but actually you planned to take advantage." "They are actually your family" "I don't know these bastards" "If I were you, I would call the police now" " Give me" " Let me help me" "Let me go with you" "Ah yes, how come your Kung Fu is so advanced?" "My master is Chin Ka Lok" "No wonder you are so good" "Feel free to look around" "Our stockings are economical and durable" "Why do I need it durable?" "I want something that could tear apart easily" "So... maybe... this one" "This one is nice, give me two dozen" "Thank you" "Why?" "You don't need to know" "Sister" "They have bra sizes from A to G here, suiting you perfectly." "You are now..." "But as you're pregnant, your size will increase very quickly." "It's time to buy it" "I thought I got it, but it's a false alarm" "What?" "There's nothing inside?" "Negative?" "It is a false alarm from the beginning" "My period was late for two and a half months." "I really thought I was pregnant." "That's why I told him" "I never expected that as soon as the report came out, my period came too." "Have you told him?" "How do I dare to tell him?" "I'm afraid that he thinks I'm forcing him to marry me" "That's true." "I think..." "You still need to get married and you better get pregnant soon" "It would be two months short" "Men wouldn't calculate these things." "As for the expected date of labor, just make up a date." "How would he remember?" "That's true" "You are pregnant, don't run around" "So gorgeous" " You two are looking for a wedding dress?" "NAME?" " Please come over here" " Kid, how many times have I told you" "These type of long ones... could cover your big thighs, so you should buy more" "I've told you, yet you don't even record it down" "Hey!" "Darling..." "Darling!" "You are here for the wedding photo?" "See, I've told you wedding photos aren't only for wedding couples" "Odd couples could do so, too" "This one..." "You don't have to wear anything underneath this one." "Shoulder straps only." "20% off!" "Me..." "Nothing underneath?" "I am treating you as family." "We are both men." "What are you afraid of?" "How about this." "I'll give you the strap if you buy the trousers" "Actually... she..." "Don't worry about the misunderstanding as we are taking advantage" "It was... this" "But now... this" "Can the wedding dress be cheaper?" "You are so tall, you look so beautiful when you wear this!" "Really beautiful!" "I wear wedding dress?" "Honestly..." "I want to wear it if I can get married" "Look... how pretty..." "Here's the deal, I could also give you the head piece, boutonniere... and bridal bouquet" "That's what you offer, deal!" "Baby..." "I just want to save your money" "Be nice" "Come and try the clothes What kind of photographer friend is he?" "He makes us put on this kind of makeup?" "You said you wanted a wedding that's modern, fashionable, and extreme, right?" "What kind of photographer friend is he?" "He makes us put on this kind of clothes?" "It's modern fashionable and extreme" "What kind of photographer friend is he?" "He makes us photo shoot in this kind of place?" "Modern, fashionable and extreme" "What is his name?" "Wing Ha" "The mood is not very nice today" "Kid" "Release more smoke for me later on" "I want the effect to be more aerial" "So the scene could be more distant and make the feeling more realistic, okay?" "You are so pretty today" "Am I?" "Shall we take a photo?" "Make a pose" "Time to work" "You two make a pose" "Yes, stiffer, stiffer" "Perfect!" "Come on!" "Give me more!" "Very good!" "Yes!" "Baby!" "Come on!" "That's what I'm talking about." "Yes!" "Very... marvelous." "Move your heads closer to each other... closer" "Look at each other" "Look at each other, you two look at each other" "But don't look into each other's eyes" "Yes!" "Seems like something is missing" "Hey groom, take away your lantern" " Ok" " Come on..." "Fighting" "Bride, make a pose" "Stiffer, a bit more" "Lower, bend your waist" "A bit more, yes" "Smile, smile, smile, yes" "Seng, give the bride the paper figure" "Yes." "Bride, take this figure" "Yes,yes" "Very nice." "Yes!" "Good!" "That's what I want!" "Closer, sweeter" "Yes, you guys love each other so much" "Yes!" "Very good!" "I love it!" "I'm coming!" "Coming!" "Coming!" " Let's shoot it ourselves" " Yes..." "Hold on, I want the half-length photo" " Half-length here" " Look at the camera" "Fuck off!" "Are you playing me?" "What do you mean?" "You don't want to get married, right?" "But you don't have to find a fake photographer to torture me" "He is fake?" "But not as fake as you, right?" "You're not like other pregnant women" "Your breasts don't expand and you don't feel nauseous" "This is what I call fake" "What's that, huh?" "Want to force me to marry you?" "You think you could hide the truth from me forever?" "Then don't get married" "I never thought about getting married" "Forget it!" "Forget it!" "Forget it!" "Bitch!" "Me bitch?" "Shithead, your home is that direction!" "Hi honey, home yet?" "I'm home for a long time" "It's your birthday today." "I want to prepare something special for you" "No way." "I can manage it myself." "You don't have to do anything" "Come home quickly" "Everyone says they want to have a baby in the year of dragon" "All the beds in the hospitals are booked out" "You can deliver next year if you can't make it this year" "That's not good." "This year is a dragon baby." "Next year would be a snake (herpes zoster)." "Snaky (herpes zoster)?" "It's itchy" "Do you still remember the night of the class reunion?" "Cinderella had made herself like Samantha Ko" "Her eyes, ears, mouth, nose as well as her breasts and hips... all undergone plastic surgery" "She said she went to Shum Shui Po for acupuncture slimming" "I reckon she must have eaten placenta to become like this" "No, she went to Korea for a month" "When she arrived back to Hong Kong" "She was questioned by the immigration staff" " Why?" " Cause she doesn't look the same" "Yes" "No wonder her eyes are so horrible that night" " look like this" " Yes, yes..." "It's shut" "Do you know this is a new item" "I heard that... make a cut... in here" "And then fold the skin... inside" "And her eyes, no matter how many sleepless night or how tired she is... her eyes still look like this" "That's not all of it, sources said she told the plastic surgeon that she wanted to fight against gravity" "The surgeon then lifted her upper lip... and moved her cheeks up to her cheekbone" "Last time, on the stairs of Inter Continental Hotel" " She twisted her leg and fell down" " Ah yes, yes" "She kept saying 'it hurts, it hurts' like this... and her nose was twisted" "Madam, please open the door for me" "You are asking Madam to open the door for you?" " My hands are dirty" " Ok, ok..." " Surprise" " What's that?" "Come on, baby!" " Let me pinch you!" " What's up?" "Who are you?" "Wrong one, I'm sorry" "Sorry." "Bye" "Are you attacking the police?" "!" "What happened?" "Pervert!" "He... touched my hips, and..." "How come the security here is so terrible?" "Was that your husband?" "When I took a glance, he did look like your husband" "When did you ever see her husband dress up like this?" "No, I mean his body shape is very similar to her husband" "No, my husband has keys." "He would open the door himself" "Of course we have the key when we go home" "Come here to play?" "I'm gonna leave you girls alone." "I go back to my room first, bye" "Hold on" "Say 'surprise'" "Say it" "Sur... sur..." "Say it out." "Say 'Come on, baby'" "Come on..." "English, say it correctly" "Come to daddy." "Come..." "Come..." "What are you saying?" "You don't have to say it any more." "You've been busted." "Surprise..." "Honey, I'll go and wash my hands." "Goodbye..." "You two are great" "It's limited version." "Hard to get it" "You two are love bugs." "You gotta teach me when you have time" "Let's share your private collection" "My hips hurt" "Sorry." "Why didn't you tell me?" "There is an unusual sight again" "Victoria Peak covered with snow in a night" "There is one more vision about the end of the world in 2012" "The sparrows fall to the river" " I'm not opening" " The frogs are crossing the road" "And now the Peak also covered with snow" " Let me open" " Those can't be explained by scientific means" "Godfather" "Why are you here..." " I told you not to come visit me" " Who is it?" "It's the electricity technician." "Godfather..." "Never do that..." "At this time of the day?" "Yes" "Go out first, go out first..." "Why are you here?" "There are a lot of policemen in Kowloon Tong, talking about prostitution crackdown" "The hotel forced me out when they knew..." "I was staying there alone." "I don't know where to go." "I am so scared" "Alright..." "My husband doesn't lie to me" "There is a CCTV" "I am giving you some money, just go... to find a hotel and stay there" " Squat down" " I really don't know..." "Get in my car, get in my car" "Because of you, I'm really in trouble this time" "I don't want to bother you honestly" "I have a boyfriend in Hong Kong." "But I couldn't reach him" "You are my only relative in Hong Kong" "If you don't let me stay, I would be helpless." "Maybe I could talk to godmother" "You could be a lawyer if she would listen to you" "Let me bring you to the hotel first" "Why don't you start the car?" "I didn't bring the key" " Do you want the car key?" " Thanks honey" "Honey, it was because..." "I can't help it any more." "I have to tell you" "I was arresting prostitutes at a hotel a couple of days ago" "I saw your husband with a prostitute, and it was her" "I'm done talking." "Goodbye." "You are leaving when it's just started?" "I think another war is coming up." "What's there to watch?" "Let's just read the newspaper tomorrow." " Lawyer taking on adulteress?" " Miss your ass, go" " I'm sorry..." " Stop it" "Wait for my legal letter!" " This is Siu Hung" " It's done..." "let's go..." "Just a minute" "Honey" "It's not her fault" "She is really our foster daughter" "But you just choose not to believe" "I really don't know how it happened like this" "Yao Ming!" "You've never lied in your entire life, but you've lied enough today!" "Go away!" "Godmother (horse riding), godmother (horse riding)..." "Horse riding?" "Go home and ride yourself!" "It's 'godmother', not 'horse riding'" "I'm dead" "Welcome to Ocean Paradise!" "Cheers!" "Drink some" "It's beautiful here." "Have you gotten the Chinese name yet?" "No I haven't" "What do you reckon?" "How about 'Pacific Pier'" "I need to go to washroom" "Do you want me to go with you?" "No, thanks." "You go on" "How about 'Hoi Tin Tong'" "Ocean Paradise called Hoi Tin Tong" "You big moustache, what are you doing?" "It's Tortoise on the Beach" "It's a combination of 'sex on the beach' with tortoise that were raised in an environmental-friendly tortoise farm... for extraction and purification" " We toss the tortoise!" " Cheers!" "No more bad breath" "This one is Fructus Cannabis" "Long Island" "Mom said it stops constipation" "It's herbal tea on the Rocks" "Rejuvenates your skin" "Improves your mood" "Not realising a second growth" "Cheers!" "Hi." "It's you again?" "Why are you here?" "How come you never smile when I see you?" "Why should I smile?" "What's so funny?" "Because I like to see you smile" "I promise you" "Whenever you feel unhappy in the future, I will always be there immediately to make you smile" "Let's try, then" "Hello!" "Everybody!" "This way" "Bastard!" "I'll be back soon" "Let's go" "Why don't you take for her too?" "Miss" "I hope I'm not bothering you" "Do you mind if you hold the lighter for me?" "Please ignite it for me, too" "It's magic" "Bad idea" "I know" "Do you have any better romantic idea for me to return this tissue to you?" "Let me do it" "Thank you" "I remember that day, I was beaten by a gang of people and bled" "Fortunately, you gave me this tissue" "I will not let you down for what you have done for me" "One..." "Two..." "Three..." "Four..." ""Everyone's wish could be fulfilled"" ""My happiness is higher than the sky"" "Stop." "Please take it up." "Hey, what's up?" "Lifting again?" "What's up?" "Let's talk" "One..." "Two..." "Three and Go!" "Hey kid." "You will definitely lose if you fight me" "But in order to make you truly understand, I'll find someone to explain it to you" "You bastard, ragtag" "Mr. Nip's women are his property" "What you wear, where you live, what you eat... your watch, your house, the supermarket as well as the banks all belong to Mr. Nip" "Even the ground you're standing on also belongs to Mr. Nip" "You're dead if you want to fight with him" "Mr.Nip will disconnect you from the society (Phasa Thai)" "There is a warrior in Hong Kong recently" "He uses his own power to fight against the real estate hegemony" "He would rather let go of the convenience in normal life than to be swindled by the unethical merchants" "His story has become a hot topic on social networking sites" "No cell phone, no internet, no television" "The bond I feel between people is even stronger now" "The market becomes my home" "All the neighbours become my good friends" "Whenever I pass by, they worry about my health and force me to eat the tortoise jelly" "I really feel like return to the generation of "Below the Lion Rock"" "It is exceeding by four inches" "Mister elite from Food and Environmental Hygiene Department, these vegetables are mine" "It's yours?" "May I ask which law restricts... people to take a walk with two big boxes of vegetables?" "This is not only for myself" "It's for all the Hong Kong citizens" "It's nice today that I have a chance to appeal through the television broadcast" "Really, join my action" "Please take action and fight against the real estate hegemony!" "Do you agree?" "Revolutionists are lonely" "It's good here, Wen Chang Position" "It's good for news business" "Mak Ling-ling?" "Yes" "The new boss spent a lot just to invite her here" "Put a fish tank here" "I assure guarantee that you can be married within three months" "What?" "Her getting married?" "I thought only male Feng Shui masters would cheat on old women" "Actually female masters cheat on women too" "I'll be blind if I even believe ten percent of what you're saying" "Mister, although we meet by chance" "I have a few words to say to you even if you would feel offended" "Don't touch me" "Your acupuncture points on your forehead show darkness" "I think something bad is happening ls your Chinese zodiac Ox or Tiger..." "Or Rooster?" "He is Rooster, he got the Senior Citizen Card already" "That's serious" "A mild case will result in your friends and relatives leaving you." "If it's serious, your family will fall apart and someone may die." "Touchwood!" "Rebound and no return" "What?" "I revealed the truth so you're cursing me?" "Don't worry." "My daughter is getting married and I am having a grandchild soon." "My luck is blooming" "Quicker" "Some more" "Even quicker..." "Enough!" "Hold it, hold it..." "Keep it up, keep it up..." "Keep it up, keep it up..." "You come and do it." "I can't... you take over" "What do you mean by I take over?" "I can't touch the electrical appliances" "This is a bicycle" "Not motorcycle" "So what do you call a bicycle that generates electricity?" "Get ready" "Brother, you're back?" "Why don't you go wash up and sleep?" "How come the light is blinking?" "It's fine as usual" "As usual?" "It's very bright" "Yes" "Go and have a shower first" "What's that?" "You call this normal?" "Brother, do you want something to eat?" "That's it" "What happened?" "Forgot to pay the electricity bill?" "You've been turning it on and off." "The light could be easily spoiled." "Tell me." "Have you forgotten to pay the electricity bill?" "It's not my fault" "It's him who offended Roberto." "Roberto is revenging" "You bastard" "You made people cut our electricity because you're after a woman" "Not only the electricity" "The 200MB broadband, the LAN line... and the pay TV were all cut" "Bastard, are you day dreaming?" "Look at yourself." "Look at how you look" "Will the girl like someone as poor and useless as you?" "Half of Hong Kong belongs to him and the remaining half belongs to his father" "Roberto is the boss of the TV station now" "That means he is my boss" "You are after his girl." "I'm sure I'm gonna be fired" "After all, you are worrying about your job" "Who is gonna support the family if I don't work?" "You are selfish!" "That day you were framed" "It was me who resigned and covered up for you" "I need you to cover up for me?" "Papa, please" "It's just a job." "You've been reporting the weather for several decades" "Even if you're not sick of it, I am." "And even if I'm not sick of it, the audience would" "I'm sick of it too" "Your least boring broadcast was the one you fell to the sea" "It was me who shot it!" "I fell to the sea because you were the cameraman" "What did you tell me... no more day dreaming?" "What's wrong with daydreaming?" "Aren't you daydreaming yourself?" "You've been wanting to become the main broadcaster for several decades, haven't you?" "Can't I?" "Yes, but do people want to see an old guy broadcasting?" "You are telling the truth now, are you crazy?" "Say sorry to papa" "I did nothing wrong." "Why do I need to say sorry?" "Yes, you're right" "So did I do anything wrong?" "You should never have been born!" "So..." "Then forget I'm your son" "Where are you going?" " Brother" " What happened?" "Come on... more romantic" "Don't be mad." "Take a rest" "You're back?" "It's so dark in here." "No electricity?" "Why did brother leave?" "Don't worry, he is useless" "Papa, don't always lose your temper" "I lost my temper?" "Is my temper worse than you?" "You know you are difficult, so you found someone useless to be your husband" "Arguing from day to night" "I've never seen any lawyer as dominant as you" "Think about it." "The whole family has been following your way of living" "We go wherever you like to play" "Go eat wherever you like to eat" "We like to have Chinese food in Chinese New Year" "But you just like the Western style." "And we accommodate you" "It's hard to book a Chinese restaurant during Chinese New Year" "Hard to book?" "This just depends on how sincere you are!" "If you're sincere enough, you could book it one year ahead." "I don't think it would be full." "You are so selfish and you don't care about your family" "You should beware." "Lawyers always do a lot of bad things" "Your husband will leave you eventually if you continue to blame him like this" "You are right, papa" "My husband left" "So I should congratulate you." "Find another one before it's too late" "Papa, please don't think you are always right and that we have to listen to whatever you say" "If I listened to you immigrated with you, and sold this house then we would all be homeless now" "Yes, it's good if you have filial piety" "I wouldn't have to worry about you all day" "Forget it" "What do you mean by forget it?" "You, how many years I've been telling you" "You are a gender-bender and the partner you have is also a gender-bender" "If you really arrange a wedding banquet some day" "I'm not sure if I shall invite people to come" "I feel disgraced?" "I am a gender-bender?" "Even if I am a gender-bender, it was you who gave birth to me, papa" "It is me who is getting married, of course I have to choose who I like" "Actually why can't we live a simple life" "Simple life?" "It wasn't simple to raise three of you" "Now that I am getting old, you guys are telling me to be simple" "You are all ungrateful" "Ok, you dislike me, just go" "Have you finished, papa?" "Let's go." "Let's go and look for brother" "I understand how you feel" "I could feel the same" "Come on" "Have you ever recalled the time when you lost your job more than ten years ago" "You came here and lived." "It's over ten years already" "You don't find a job and you do nothing." "You are a burden" "Don't you feel ashamed?" "That's enough!" "I just wanted to let you release your anger" "But you are getting too serious." "I won't stand you" " Stand... stand what?" " OK!" "I also have dignity" "You don't have to say anything." "I am leaving" "OK!" "I've let it go already." "I am going to bed" "You better go to bed soon as well" "Siu Sin" "Ching" "So nice of you to visit me" "Where is your boss?" "Over there" "What's up?" "You are moving?" "I've quitted." "I've resigned" "What?" "Are you crazy?" "You've been doing this for several decades and you're quitting?" "I am going to travel around the world with my wife" "Haven't you heard of the recent vision?" "I believe in the end of the world" "If the prediction is real, the world will be over" "So what are you after?" "You better think of what in the world... is most important to you" "I always said you're crazy" "What if it isn't?" "What if it's not the end of the world?" "You don't have a job." "What are you going to eat?" "It's no use to earn that much money but you don't have time to stay with your family" "Even if it's not the end of the world, I have nothing to lose as I just spend more time with my family" "It's right for you." "But not for me" "My kids are all too naughty" "They're all gone." "I don't have anyone left." "What happened?" "What happened, Ching?" "You still have me" "Think about it." "God had already given a lot to you" "Your kids are all grown up and you don't need to take care of them any more" "The best part is that your wife has also passed away" "This is nice" "And the better thing is..." "You have me as your close female friend" "It's fine." "It doesn't matter if I have you or not" "You said your kids are all naughty" "But aren't you the same?" "Your father did not allow you to work in a TV station" "But you've been working in a TV station for several decades" "Otherwise you can't earn your living during the time" "You are my idol" "Getting ready to go live?" "The great sensation is ready" "What's so serious?" "It's none of your business" "You'll know when you watch the TV later" "What happened to this news department?" "Why can't we even ask a question" "Something big is happening." "The boss gave an order himself" "He said there is a big news..." "Something like a meteor is striking the earth." "It's the end of the world" "But this hasn't been proved yet" "Therefore no one from our news department is willing to report" "However, that silly girl is going to report it" "Actually I also got the news" "I was thinking if we shall report it" "But boss had decided to have a go" "He wants to report this special news" "And decided to have the end of the world show to raise money" "Fundraising?" "Yes" "He is insane" "If it's the end of the world, why do we need to do fundraising?" "No way." "I have to ask" "How come the door is locked?" "Open the door!" "Anybody?" "You two want to betray Mr. Nip" "You're finished and you still want to cause further trouble" "It's done" "What happened?" "Open the door!" "Open the door!" "Who are you calling?" "Uncle Tsat, This is Kwok Ching" "I want to ask you a question" "I am now inside the VIP room" "Does the ventilation pipe lead to outside?" "What's the smell?" "Thinner?" "My perfume" "What brand is it?" "That smell" "It's the Chinese Fairy Tale perfume." "The smell will get better and better." "Can't imagine we've been fighting together for several decades and we're... stuck here together today" "Yes, it's the first time in several decades... that we are on the same side" "When serious things happen, we actually think the same way" "You have something pushing against me" "You have something pushing against me too" "I can just open the door for you guys to leave" "You don't have to crawl the ventilation pipe" "You are so masculine" "It's fine as long as you're ok" "Don't worry about me." "Just do what you have to do." "Shum Kai-yee" "Don't look at me like this" "I feel so shy" "You are great" "Sham Kai-yee, you don't have to take it serious" "You can just pretend" "Take a rest." "Maybe the teacher is not watching." "That's good" "I feel so disgraced" "I've known you since secondary school" "It was the only time that I felt you were better than me" "Actually you are really nice" "You are also nice when you cry" "So nice" "I have more respect to you" "Sham Kai-yee" "Do you want to know the answer?" "I can tell you now" "Don't tell me yet" "Let me continue to like you We have to be together every day" "You stupid!" "Sham Kai-yee" ""You are mine"" "Have you finished kissing?" "I thought you are in a rush" "Coming up is a special news" "News just in from NASA" "It has been proven that the series of vision happening before all relates to the end of the world" "The reason is that a meteor with the same size as the earth is approaching the earth directly" "The gravity had affected the magnetic field and thus induced vision" "According to its current speed and path" "The meteor will strike Hong Kong at midnight on the twenty-first" "There will be a chain reaction that leads to the end of the world" " Shit, it's none of my business" " Eat up" "Excuse me, excuse me" "The end of the world?" "Is it that serious?" "Are you kidding?" "Since the news of the end of the world was released half an hour ago" "Citizens are panic buying all sorts of stuff" "They are buying bottled water, salt... and especially food that can be kept for a long time" "There are also a lot of citizens who rush to buy Ginseng, dried seafood and dried abalone" "Actually, whatever the citizens can think of they buy" ""international Chinese End of the World Show"" "Thank you." "If you are nice and listen to me, I will bring you to the ark to take refuge" "Great." "Thanks, boss" "As we are so happy, let's go out and have some fun together" "Good, good..." "I'm so happy" "Let him go, let him go" "Mr. Nip" "I've told you that I would not use any of your products" "I have been able to do this" "However, something has changed tonight" "Is this bottle under your company?" "I admit that I've lost" "No matter how much integrity I have how smart and how handsome I am" "When it comes to the end of the world, it is useless as I don't have money" "You are so great" "Would you... bring Vivian to the ark?" "I admit that I've lost" "Please bring her with you" "Calm down" "Are you insane because you poured water on yourself?" "You are definitely a loser" "I don't need you to tell me what to do" "Whether I bring her to the hotel to the yacht or even to the ark" "That's none of your business" "You better think of your own problem first" "You should decide whether you want to wait for the meteor at home or on the street" "Think it clearly" "I want you to treat Vivian better" "Wish you both happiness" "So I wish you get struck on the head" "Let the meteor hit you and strike on your head" "So you could die quickly." "Okay?" "No one around" "Whatever, let's just see what evidence we can find." "Go inside" "Did you find anything there?" "Don't think there's anything here." "What are you doing here?" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "And you!" "Be quick!" "We're done if someone finds us" "Come here." "Look at this clip" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Please come on!" "Give me some passion of it." "Passion!" "You know what is passion?" "Passion!" "Passion!" "Yes!" "That's it!" "That's right!" "Bitch!" "Stop shaking your ass!" "OK!" "The one behind!" "Hurry up!" "I knew he found someone to feign it." "Look, is it so?" "Why do you roll the machine that soon?" "We can't let people know" "Just shoot it when it's ready!" "You..." "Hurry UP" "Record it down." "It's the evidence to expose him." "Mr. Nip?" "Are you there, Mr. Nip?" "Is Mr. Nip here?" "Hurry up!" "Hurry up!" "Bitch!" "Stop shaking your ass!" "I'm sorry, Mr. Nip." "We are going, we are going..." "I've got bruises on my thighs already, get off me quickly" "Gone?" "No one is in this live studio" "I can broadcast that clip from here" "You go inside and I'll guard here" "Before the end of the world" "I hope everyone can spare their personal belongings" "Donate everything and help those in need" "Miss Shum" "Miss Shum, you are here that soon?" "It's fine." "I am here for Mr. Nip" "I noticed a man in the CCTV" "He snuck into this room." "We are going in to check" "Miss Shum, please excuse us" "You guys don't touch me!" "You two perverts, haven't you peeped enough?" "I'm sorry..." "Help!" " It hurts..." " My eyes" "Rape!" "Why is it so noisy?" "Kwok Ching!" "How come you are so stupid?" "Ok, don't mess it up" "You are a smart person" "I don't think you're stupid enough to reveal this incident, right?" "Boss, you've already earned from the basic necessities from Hong Kong people." "What are you still after?" "Do Hong Kong people need sympathy?" "They are stupid, selfish and naive" "They just focus on investing properties, stocks and phones" "They rushed to buy deworm pills..." "when there was the Millennium bug" "They rushed to buy Radix Isatidis during SARS" "They rushed to buy salt and dried seafood when there was radiation" "Those stupid people" "Who else shall I cheat instead of them?" "God will be mad, don't you understand?" "We can do the End of the World thing this year" "If we work together" "We can invest on the space ark together" "So they will fight for it again" "If I earn some, I can give you 1 billion or so" "So you don't need to worry about the retirement life" "Isn't it little better?" "Mr. Nip, you said Hong Kong people are low-level creatures" "But you still earn money from them" "You use their money to buy planes, cruises..." "Luxury properties as well as food and wine" "You are even lower." "You are lower leveled than them!" "How come you so stupid!" "Take him out!" "Stubborn!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "What happened?" "I think everyone would like to hear my explanation..." "Beat him!" "Camera Standby" "Uncle dad, don't worry" "Is it working?" "She is willing to pick up your phone and my boyfriend is here, too" "We must be able to find a way to make her trust me" "I can do something for the Kwok's family finally" "And prove that I am not a burden" "Hi everyone" "This is Kwok Ching reporting the news for you today" "Previously, the scenes about the end of the world vision reported by our station has been confirmed as a made-up story" "As to the world coming to an end is not yet confirmed by any scientific organization" "As of now, it is just a rumour" "We would like to apologize sincerely to all the Hong Kong audiences regarding the previous report" "Will the world end?" "I also don't know" "However I would say..." "Even if the rumour of the end of the world is not true" "So what?" "The most important thing is we have a chance to think" "If you know that you only have few hours left in your life" "What do you want to do most?" "People nowadays may not stay with their family even during Chinese New Year" "If it is the end of the world" "Don't wander around any more" "The most important thing is you have a chance to go home and stay with your family" "Go home now, stay with the people you care most" "Stay with the one you love" "If the end of the world is for real" "We should learn to cherish" "No pity, no regret" "If it's not for real" "We could at least earn the time... with our family and our loved ones" "As for myself..." "I drove my family away" "Now..." "I would like to say something to them" "Mei-mei" "Yao-ming is a good husband" "Cherish him" "I am not a good father" "I am not always right" "Luckily, I have you to support the family" "Thank you" "Jing-jing" "Marriage is for your own happiness, it's your choice" "I wish you and Lok Yi-Ah happily ever after" "I didn't like him before as he was poor." "It's because I don't want you to live like your mother... who endured the poor life with me" "When I saw the smile on your face while you talked about him" "I know your choice is right" "Because your mom also smile like you before" "Aaron, focus on the girl you're after" "Money isn't everything." "Your father supports you." "People need to have dream." "As long as you have this passion, your dream will come true" "Brother, although you do nothing all day" "You are not useless, you are very kind" "You know that I am lonely since my children are all grown up therefore you moved back to stay with me" "I know it." "But I didn't want to admit it" "We are brothers, you must understand" "Father" "I know you don't want me to work in a TV station" "But I hope you could see me today" "After reporting the weather for several decades" "I finally got the chance to sit in here today and have a chance to tell audiences about my thinking" "I did not fail this position" "I can live my life like this" "I think I am the happiest man in the world" "Thank you." "Thank you everyone" "Godmother?" "Godmother!" "Godmother, I'm Siu Hung" "I am Siu Hung!" "Who were you calling?" "Who were you calling?" "It's none of your business" "Kwok" "Kwok, your speech was so nice" "My grandson had never visited me" "He came to visit me right after listening to what you said" "Thank you" "Kwok" "You've said many things in the past, but nothing meaningful" "The things you said today is really something" "We are so touched" "Thank you" "Papa!" "Brother" "I am sorry to you" "Papa" "Actually we did something wrong, too" "We don't show respect and often quarrel with you" "Master, I've decided to teach her properly from now on" "If she doesn't listen to me..." "I can do nothing" "Papa, although you don't think I am a perfect daughter" "But when the two of us are together, we will definitely not let you down" "OK." "Papa" "Would you teach me how to use the nail clipper to carve?" "So I could... carve a phoenix for you in future" "OK." "Papa" "After I hear the touching speech today" "I am sure I am your son" "Brother" "Thanks for taking care of me for fifteen years" "From now on, I will let you continue to take care of me" "Thank you" "You are welcome" "I thought you've left" "The Space Ark has everything" "But... no one is able to make me smile" "It works!" "It really doesn't take money to get a girl" "I really have to thank Uncle San" " Wake up" " Thank you" "Thanks papa" "The doctor is here" "Mei-mei, I found you finally." "What happened, Doctor Fong" "I have to congratulate you." "You're pregnant." "Really?" "!" "Papa, look..." "Yeah!" "As it stands now, it is time for you to announce" "When will you get married?" "It's confirmed" "Come on!" "Hurry UP" "Hurry up." "Why so powerless?" "You guys" "Kee Wah bakery, it's good stuff" "Of course, it's sponsored by brother-in-law" "Brother" "Everyone has found a partner except you" "How about you?" "I want you to introduce one for me" "Silly boy!" "I was looking for you everywhere" "Something must've been wrong with my head after falling down from the ventilation pipe" "Just a minute" "We are brothers for a life time" "It's finally time for you to do something for me" "Let me introduce to you." "This is my brother" "This is Shum Kai-yee" "The new news director of our TV station" "Understood, brother" "Congratulations, sister-in-law!" "Yeah!" "Mom..." " What a matching couple" " Mom!" "Kiss him!" "Kiss him!" "Kiss him!" "Kiss her..." ""Early morning, December 22, 2012"" ""According to Mayan prophecy, doomsday will come"" ""The world will not see sunrise again"" "Everyone" "We had just passed the best day of the year 2012" "The highest temperature is not that high" "The lowest temperature is not that low" "General speaking, it is quite average" "It's wonderful" "A wonderful day." "So..." "I'm a bit rusty since I haven't reported the weather for a long time" "Let's talk about local news" "The latest research reported that the Hong Kong Treasury continue to be the highest among the world" "Therefore the government decided to buy out the three harbour tunnels" "The Eastern Harbour Tunnel and the Cross Harbour Tunnel are free of charge from now on" "You could even have a five dollar rebate on petrol if you cross via Western Harbour Tunnel" "From today, all the petrol stations will be free of charge for three days" "Therefore if you want to fill up your car" "You better be quick" "Another news" "The Macau government... has decided to continue giving out seven thousand dollars to Macau citizens" "However the difference between this year and last year is that they will provide it to the Hong Kong citizens" "We also got a news just now that Andy Lau is going to participate in the Chief Executive election this year" "Therefore, Hong Kong is really a fairyland" "We can overcome any difficulties" "The happy index will exceed Bhutan soon" "We also have another good news" "The government had already prepared a lot of funding for the citizens to apply" "The elderly not only have old age allowance" "They can also have vegetable allowance" "Seafood allowance" "Wok allowance" "Hygiene allowance" "If it's too cold, they could even apply the cold allowance" "For athletes, we have Forrest Gump" "For people in wheelchairs, we have Hawking" "As for art industry, we have K Fund for karaoke" "Movie producer has movie funding" "If you have pets, you have pet funding" "Homosexual has foundation" "Those who have kids can have kid funding" "People who are sentenced to jail for the first time could have their first barrel fund" "If the court is too small for ball games and wanted to maintain and expand" "You have court fund" "Those want to do the plastic surgery can have..." "Beauty Fund" "Others who want to apply can have as much gold as they want" "If someone is too slow to apply we have the lehman fund" "Superman and Batman could also apply" "The super alloy fund" "After the news report" "We would like to invite you for a new comedy starring Chow Yun fat, Tony Leung" "Andy Lau, Jiang Wen..." "Takuya Kimura, Nicole Kidman and Brad Pitt take the leading role." "It is called Big Time, Big Generation" "This is the end of the news today." "Thank you" "Goodbye everyone"