"Dr. Love." "If you can't admit the fact that you still love her it will very difficult for me to help you find the courage to love again." "I've already picked someone from our new members." "He's much more handsome than our current hot pick." "How can this NG Man be our member?" "I used your photo to join their online matchmaking membership." " What?" " Polo!" "I'll definitely find someone who is better than Ji Jia Wei." "Better than me?" "I'd like to see that." "This grilled steak is exactly the same as the one on the internet." "I asked the chef to prepare it for you." "Enjoy." "A man like him is 'Gentle.'" "So he's worth at least 1G." "I must use my Murphy's spirit and try to convince him to say yes." "I'll challenge you to this." "If I win, then you'll have to say yes." "Polo!" "Subtitles by DramaFever" "[Murphy's Law of Love]" "Episode 3" "Oh god, why did I do something so stupid?" "Oh, no." "I have a feeling that I'll definitely see that creep again if I go to work today." "No, I mustn't go into the office." "Hang on, if Xin Xin asks me what happened yesterday what should I tell her?" "Xin Xin." "I'm not feeling very well today." "I'm sore all over, so I don't think I'll come to work today." "Please put in a sick leave for me." "Thank you." "Why am I doing this to myself just because of that hot pick project?" "That really hurts." "My life only goes from bad to worse whenever I bump into Ji Jia Wei." "I should treat myself to a feast for comfort." "What's wrong, Polo?" "Why aren't you going inside?" "Let's go." "Why did you come here?" "What are you looking at?" "I told you there's nothing special about this place." "What's the matter with me?" "Let's go." "Come on." "Meeting time." "Morning, Boss." " Boss." " Jia Wei." "Leave him with me." "Come on, Polo." "All right, let's hear your progress on your current projects." "Okay." "Linda's divorce case is about to come to an end." "Okay." "But remember to check on them on a regular basis to make sure they've gotten back on track with their lives." "That's our key objective." "Boss, but Linda doesn't want to get on with her own life." "She's been doing everything she can to make you take care of all her divorce value-added services such as our Cry Your Heart Out Cinema and Hobbies For Singles class." "Take a look at it." "Is Linda the female client who had her eyes set on Boss before?" "That's her." "I have an idea." "We can't let these female clients keep doing this to Boss, right?" "Linda may be a hard nut to crack but I'm willing to take care of her for you." "That's okay, leave it with me." "When is the appointment?" "Boss, just forget it." "Her divorce party happened ages ago, just ignore her." "Our after-sale service is all about helping people to get on with their new lives after they get divorced." "Also..." "I've got the best prop to fend her off." "Don't worry." "Next." "This dish can let people who don't eat raw fish try something a little different." "It goes perfectly well with this special sauce." "Once we put it onto a place, it's all ready to go." "Zi Yan, thanks for teaching me all this." "Otherwise my restaurant would have closed down already." "Thank you so much." "Don't say that." "You've also given me a chance to try creating different food." "I should thank you instead." "Ji Jia Wei, you creep." "Stop staring at me, or I'll stab you." "Guan Xiao Tong." "You're meant to be cleansing your heart with great food today." "Stop thinking about that creep." " Here comes your grilled rice ball." " Thank you." "Have we met somewhere before?" " Grilled steak." " Grilled steak." "What a coincidence, are you working working part-time here?" "No, this is my friend's restaurant." "I came to see him today." " I didn't expect you here." " Really?" "You don't like fish?" "No." "It's because this fish's eyes look really stupid and its mouth looks really arrogant and full of bones." "That's why I..." "How could you tell that it's a stupid and arrogant fish?" "I'm not so sure myself." "But if you're worried about its bones it's very simple." "I'll show you." "Stand the fish up first then press on its back with your chopsticks to separate its bones from its meat." "Then, watch this." "That's amazing." "Now you won't have to worry about its bones." "Thank you." "Unbelievable." "That's incredible." "Why didn't you tell me this restaurant also has magic shows?" "Sorry, she's my friend, Xia Xin Xin." "Hello, I'm Xin Xin, I'm Xiao Tong's friend." "Oh yeah, my name's Guan Xiao Tong." "Hello, I'm Xiang Zi Yan." " Xiang Zi Yan." " Hi." "Since your friend's here now" "I'll leave you two to it." " I'm going now." " Okay, thank you." "Enjoy." "Hey, what took you so long?" "The food has gone cold." "I got held up at work with Boss." "Who was that magician?" "Him?" "He's that 1G man I told you about." "He's that 'Grilled 1G?" "'" "Don't be so loud." "He's so hot." "[Dr. Love Fairy]" "[Haven't heard from you for a few days.]" "[I need your help urgently.]" "[Anyone know why Dr. Love's disappeared?" "]" "That's weird." "Where did that girl go?" "Hello, yes, I'm Miss Xia." "There aren't any cabs right now?" "That's okay, thanks." "Hello, I need a cab." "There aren't any available?" "Thank you, bye." "I can't get a cab at all." "It's usually easy to get cabs here." "Why can't we get any now?" "I know you're blaming it on me." "I never get any credit for anything, but always get blamed for mishaps." "I never said that." "Why are you saying that about yourself?" "Having trouble calling a cab?" "I can give you a lift." " Okay." " No, thanks." "Come on." "So you really enjoy cooking?" "Guan Xiao Tong only eats, she can't cook at all." "No, I don't." "But many girls don't eat much because they're worried about their weight." "That's because you don't know how fat Guan Xiao Tong really is." "Food is the one thing that she just can't resist." "So if you know of any good restaurants make sure you tell her." "Not a problem." "Because the food map I've got here runs even quicker than Google." "Really?" "Then you must give me your number." " Xia Xin Xin." " What?" "I guess we're considered as friends now." "What's wrong with getting his number?" "I'm only doing it for the sake of your stomach." "Right?" " Here." " Thank you." " To the right." " Here?" " A bit lower." " Here?" "Come back a little." "That's it, right here." "It's so sore." "Guan Xiao Tong, you're supposed to be Murphy Guan." "How could you have met such a great guy?" " What?" " Stop pretending." "Xiang Zi Yan." "He's absolutely the legendary perfect guy." "Come to think of it" "Xiang Zi Yan is already worth 2G now." "What 2G?" "You told me yourself." "He first gave up his dinner for you." "So he's 'Gentle.'" "When he saw me at the restaurant he also gave us privacy." "Since he knows how to respect women" " he must be..." " A 'Giver.'" "I think you're right." "When we were in the cab" "I think he wanted to talk to you." "Maybe he likes you." " You're exaggerating." " No, I'm not." "Isn't it weird?" "I think he's like the bane of your Murphy's life." "No, he's more like your guardian angel." "Every time he appears in your life he wipes out all the bad luck from your Murphy's life just like this." "He's such a legend." "Amazing." "Now that you've pointed it out" "I think you're right." "I'm always right, okay?" "Sorry, did I hurt you?" "That's okay." "I'm just sore from top to bottom." "Look at you, why did you do this to yourself?" "Why did you have to challenge that guy to a polo game?" "It's all that Simon's fault." "The schedule he gave me was so full." "I even went on the internet to learn bike polo." "I thought it was just waving a stick around while riding a bike." "How would I know such a childish sport would be so strenuous?" "But do you think it's worth it?" "The humiliation was much worse than my sore muscles." "Just the thought of what I said to Ji Jia Wei makes me feel so embarrassed." "Now that I've messed up the hot pick project how should I explain to Boss?" "Forget it, what's done is done." "What's the point of worrying about it now?" "You've already tried your best." "You can try to figure something out when you go back to work." "So are you going to work tomorrow?" "Of course, I already feel guilty for taking today off." "I also have an appointment tomorrow to talk about the event's venue." "All right then." "You better get some rest now." "At my divorce party, I thought you said so long as I put an end to a wrong relationship" "I'll soon have a new beginning, right?" "We have a garden outside." "For a nicer view, we can move the tables and chairs aside and put the buffet table here." "Here's a copy of our floor plan." "Here." "[Murphy's Law Number Five]" "[The more you don't want to see someone, the likelier you'll see him.]" "Are you listening to me at all?" "I'm sorry." "Can you be a bit more serious?" "Why can't you have the courage to get divorced like I did?" "It's not like that, Linda." "You must have mistaken me." "It was part of my job to comfort you during your rough patch." "Linda..." "Thanks for your time, I'll look around." "Sure, thank you." "Mr. Ji, I think you've sat at the wrong table." " I just want to say..." " No wonder you turned me down." "Not only do you deny love, you're also a big liar." "How could you actually do something like this?" "I know a lot of men use the ring as their prop so that they can be irresponsible." "But I really didn't expect to see it with my own eyes today." "The only problem we have between us is NT$147 now." "We don't owe each other anything." "In that case, from now on please keep a distance of 46 centimeters away from me." "What?" "From a psychological perspective a distance between 15 to 46 centimeters is considered a forbidden zone." "Only close friends are allowed in this area." "So please keep a distance away from me." "Oh yes, love that has a wrong motive is doomed to fail." "So thank goodness you're not coming to our hot pick event." "Otherwise, I'd feel so sorry for our members, who're truly looking for love." "Miss Guan, don't say that." "The reason my boss isn't going is because..." "It's because..." "It's because I think it's totally unimportant." "That's all." "Let's go." "Totally unimportant?" "Jia Wei, why didn't you let me tell her?" "Why don't you just tell her the truth?" "Why put up with her false accusations?" "I guess." "But did you see her determination when we played polo?" "I didn't tell her that someone else had used my identity but if I tell her now it'll worsen our misunderstanding, rather than solving the problem." "I guess you're right." "That is why it's always better not to be too harsh on other people." "Very well-put, that's what I like about Jia Wei." "Although our companies used to be against each other if we suddenly become friendly towards them" "I'm sure we can confuse them." " No, I mean..." " I know." "I know you won't say yes that easily." "We can't let her take advantage of us." "If words get out that we've joined their membership it'll definitely affect our agency's image." "Jia Wei, you've got such a great plan." " Good job." " Go to hell." "It's all your fault." "I know you're also part of the plot to set me up." "Jia Wei, if Xi Men hadn't started it then things wouldn't have gotten out of control." "I actually feel quite sorry for Guan Xiao Tong." "She got dragged into Xi Men's plot without even knowing it." "What plot?" "But she showed such a strong sense of determination." "She still kept her promise after she lost the challenge." "She's a very righteous and strong-willed girl." "Impressive indeed." "But when such a girl meets a real man like Boss it's her bad luck." "Since Boss has totally given up on love why would he go to their hot pick event?" "I see, but did you see how hard she fell at the polo game?" " It must have hurt." " Of course." "Hey." "Don't you two have anything better to do?" "Of course not, we've got a meeting with some new clients, right?" "What new clients?" "Yeah, new clients." " Boss, we have to go." " Yeah, let's go." "Jerks." "Hello?" "What?" "Yeah, let's talk about it later." "I'll be in the office soon." "Okay, bye." "How am I going to tell Boss about the hot pick event?" "When there's a will, there's a way." "Forget it, I'll have to face it sooner or later." "Hang on." "Miss!" "Is this the police?" "Someone is about to jump off a building." "Don't come near me!" "Linda, be careful." "You said you'd lead me out from the sorrows of my divorce." "But now that I've finally begun a new life why are you walking away from me?" "Don't come near me!" "Okay..." "Calm down." "Unless you promise that you'll be with me" "I'll jump off right now." "If you don't give me an answer today" "I'll jump off the building." "Hello... what did you say?" "The reception is really bad here, hello?" " You want to break up with me?" " Hey..." "You sure you want to break up with me over the phone?" "You better explain yourself." "Okay, I'm already reached the top floor." "I guess you should know what's going to happen next, right?" "Do you really think I'll jump off the building for a creep like you?" "Why would I do that to myself?" "Listen, I'm not someone who'd take just any pair of shoes as treasure." "Perhaps you'd once believed that you can use your own life as a threat to get something that you desperately want." "But if even you don't love yourself... how do you expect other people to love you?" "What do you know?" "Have you ever been divorced?" "Do you know how painful it is after you get divorced?" "It took me a lot of effort to get back on my feet again." "He was the one who gave me courage." "But why am I left all alone in the end?" "But... he was also there for you during your hardest time after the divorce, wasn't he?" "Please calm down." "Actually..." "I'm not married." "The reason why I wore this ring was because I wanted to avoid unnecessary trouble." "But more importantly" "I didn't want you to become emotionally dependent on me because my company's role in your recovery would eventually end." "I'm sorry for the misunderstanding." "But I really believe that if I can give someone a perfect ending to their marriage they would be able to let go of their unhappy past and embrace a new beginning." "Actually, I understand what you mean." "I also know you helped me because you pitied me." "But I've already lost everything after my divorce." "That's why I wanted to make you mine." "What you need the most now isn't sympathy." "What you need to do now is learn to love yourself." "One important thing that I've learned from a relationship that's failed was never force yourself to be with someone who's not suitable." "Because in the end, it's better to be alone than to be with someone who doesn't truly love you." "I'll lend you this pair of shoes for now." "You might not have noticed it, but your feet is badly scraped." "Although you might need to put on a pair of shoes to protect your feet it's still a pair of shoes that doesn't fit your feet." "If you want to find a pair of shoes that you can wear to walk a long way you'll have to spend time looking for it and trying it on." "Come on." "I'll help you down." "Are you..." "I..." "Hey." "Ji Jia Wei." "Are you okay?" "Are you all right?" "What?" "What?" "You think this is funny?" "I was perfectly fine until you pushed me away." "I told you to keep a 46 centimeters distance." "You got far too close to me." "Hey, I was trying to save you." "Save me?" "It was all your fault." " My fault?" " Of course, who else?" "You thought you were so smart in using the ring to comfort your client." "If you two hadn't ended up at the top of the building then we wouldn't have..." "Hey." " It was you..." " It was you, okay?" "Otherwise, why would you have broken the finger you wore a fake ring on?" "Hey." "Do you know how much this hurts?" "It's God's punishment for you." "The reason I did that... was because I know how hard it is for someone to forget their sorrow." "That's why I want to use empathy... to help people deal with their divorce." "Also" "I only wore that ring to fend off women who might get interested in me." "At first, I used it to avoid causing myself trouble." "But in the end..." "I caused trouble for others instead." "But I really believe that if I can give someone a perfect ending to their marriage then they'd be able to let go of their unhappy past and embrace a new beginning." "Do you really think that a perfect ending can help them forget all their sorrows?" "Actually, it wasn't entirely your fault." "If I hadn't interfered your conversation with your client we wouldn't have met today and you wouldn't have gotten hurt either." "If it wasn't for you... something even worse could have happened." "Xiao Tong." "The hot pick event is in two days." "Boss kept asking us about its progress so I had to tell her the truth." "Sorry." "That's okay, I'll have to face it sooner or later." "Let's go home." "Only two more days left." "Where are your shoes?" "Long story, I'll tell you when we get home." "Is your foot okay?" "It looks serious." " I'm fine, don't worry." " I'll take that for you." "If you want to find a pair of shoes that you can wear to walk a long way then you'll have to spend time looking for it and trying it on." "If you can't admit the fact that you still love her it will be very difficult for me to help you find the courage to love again." "Perhaps I still love her." "I also still remember her phone number." "But how can courage alone guarantee that our next relationship will last?" "The hot pick event is in two days." "Boss kept asking us about its progress so I had to tell her the truth, sorry." "Here, have some noodles, it'll make you live longer." "Quick, open your mouth." "Very good." "Now have a pork knuckle." "Good, that's it." "From now on, we can all start afresh." "Things will certainly get better." "That's right." "What's the matter with you guys?" "It's not my first day out of prison." "It's practically the same." "Just walk across it." "It's meant to get rid of your bad luck." "Just walk across it, come on..." " Hurry up." " Come on, be careful." " It's very small." " Exactly." " Come on." " Well done." "Guan Xiao Tong, have another piece of pork knuckle." "No, thanks." " Boss" " Boss." "Are you better now?" "I hope your foot is okay." "I'm much better now." "Xiao Tong." "I know that the hot pick project is a huge workload on you." "But as you know just like the effect of a pink crystal our job is to help people find true love." "But if that pink crystal loses its glow and no longer works then tell me... would you still want to wear it?" "Boss, I know what you mean." "I'll keep trying to convince him." "Then there's you two." "Instead of cooking noodles and preparing that thing out there you should be looking for new members and be a responsible pink crystal." "Okay?" "Okay?" "Okay?" " Yes..." " Good." " You said it three times again." " Yeah, she did." "How come I don't understand what Boss was trying to say?" "Are you serious?" "What she's saying is if we can't convince him to be our hot pick then we'll all have to go home." "You better put away that noodle." "Why do you always run into trouble when you see that guy?" " It must be the wrong magnetic field." " Not just that." "I think they must hate each other." "It's not that bad." "At least he's the one who got hurt this time and not me." "Since he's gotten hurt let's just cross the road and talk to them." "All he has is his good looks, but that's about it." "He's so cold that he's just like a piece of frozen pork chop." "The kind that's on special because it's about to expire." "Exactly." "The reason I did it... was because I know how hard it is for someone to forget their sorrow." "That's why I want to use empathy... to help people deal with their divorce." "Actually, I don't think he's as bad as we think." "Maybe it's because he's gotten hurt before." "That's why he's protecting himself by being so cold." "Guan Xiao Tong." "How can you still stick up for him after what he's done to you?" "Don't forget it's his fault that Boss has thrown us into the freezer." "You better decide whose side to take." "Fine." "What should I do with my hot pick?" "Guan Xiao Tong." "Ji Jia Wei now owes you a favor." "Since you've solved a difficult problem for him we should ask him to return the favor." "You're right." "You can also try to cure him with Dr. Love's professionalism." "Try to defrost that piece of frozen pork chop and let it have warmth again." "He'll then start to love again." "That's also a good deed." "You..." "Can you come out for a minute?" "Not you, her." "Hey, what do you want?" "What is it?" "It's..." "It's from Linda." "The client who wanted to jump off the building." "Since she feels really sorry for causing you trouble she asked me to give you this present." "Take it." " Wait." " What is it now?" "I haven't finished yet." "Listen." "The thing in there is from Linda." "It's from Linda, not me." "Open it now." "What's this?" "I thought I'd throw that in for you." "As a bonus." "A bonus?" "Let me have a look." "I do?" "What are you trying to say to me?" "Aren't you a psychologist?" "Can't you interpret it yourself?" "Why are you asking me?" "I'm a psychologist, not a psychic." "How am I supposed to know what you mean by 'I do?" "'" "I mean I'm willing..." "I'm willing to attend that stupid event." "Happy now?" "Guan Xiao Tong, I do." "I do, too." "I now officially pronounce you husband and wife." "You'll be together for the rest of your life." "Stop it, you two." "Guan Xiao Tong." "He actually put on a full on proposal show in front of our offices." "Tell me." "How did you manage to heat up that piece of frozen pork chop so quickly?" "Look, why would that idiot use such an old-fashioned trick?" "I wonder which dynasty he's from." "That's not the point." "Now that he's finally agreed to come at least we can give Boss an answer." "So do you think we should thank him for it?" "Okay, I've just changed my view on him... by just a little." "Oh yeah, but he has a condition." "He said we must keep this low key and confidential." "In order to make sure that he'll come to our event remember not to tell anyone about it." "If we mess this up, you should know what's going to happen, right?" "Guan Xiao Tong, don't worry." "I've just activated my mute function." "But you still haven't confirmed the venue yet." "I know." "But once we've found our hot pick, everything else will be a piece of cake." "Actually, I've already found a suitable venue." " You're so efficient." " Are you Doraemon?" "You're always so quick and efficient." "When are you going to show us your trick?" "Let's eat." "She'll never show us her trick." "Okay, let's eat." "Why did you plan such a small budget for the event?" "Did you get it wrong?" "No, it's correct." "The restaurant didn't charge us anything for hiring their venue." "Really?" "Don't worry, Boss, this place has got the best lighting and atmosphere as well as a great view." "The photos and floor plan are on the next page." "This place has classy decorations, but still has a strong cultural touch." "A combination of great food and atmosphere." "More importantly, its view of Taipei 101 will definitely leave a strong impression for our members." "I know this restaurant doesn't normally advertise itself." "They only rely on their customers' word of mouth." "Many of my friends also love this place and have said great things about it." "So who picked the venue?" "I did." "Good girl." "I'm very happy with the venue." "Not bad, you've got a good taste." "Everyone, you've all done a great job." "Thanks, Boss..." "Xiao Tong, you've finally managed not to use your backup plan." "I'm sure things will only get better from now on." " Keep up the good work." " Yes." "Go, go, go!" "Boss." "I think your ring has turned your finger into a hot dog." "Looks like it didn't work this time." "Boss, I mean, since we're taking on more cases now this might happen again." "Shouldn't we talk about how to deal with such a situation if it happens again?" "Actually, what you need the most now isn't sympathy." "What you need to do now is learn to love yourself." "Never force yourself to be with someone who's not suitable." "You're right." "Linda's incident has changed my thinking." "When dealing with people who have just lost their marriage if we only keep them company and care for them as a friend" "I think there's something missing." "Not just something." "We're missing a lot of things." "Boss, although we have a mixture of male and female clients the majority of them are still female." "However, our agency is full of men and our one girl is totally inexperienced when it comes to relationships." "So?" "So I think we should ask Guan Xiao Tong to become our consultant." "What I mean is... she's Dr. Love, right?" "So both her gender and profession are very suitable." "Boss, you shouldn't think of them as our enemy." "Listen, the more couples they match up the more couples will get divorced in future, right?" "That's enough, you're being far too ridiculous." "Off you go." "You'll regret it if you don't listen to me." "[Reminder:" "A must-go event]" " Make sure you line them up." " Xia Xin Xin." " Where does this go?" " Right here in the middle." " Here?" " Stop, back towards the left." "Too much, a bit to the right, stop." "Near the bar table over there." " How many chairs are there?" " Eighteen." " Can you give me two more?" " Okay." " Thank you." " Xia Xin Xin." "Is he the grilled steak that's worth 4G and can even be upgraded to Plus?" "Yeah, that's him." "The gentle and thoughtful grilled steak." "He's so hot." "The audio is okay." "The figure cutout is okay." "Everything out here is also okay." "Thank you so much for today." "It's so nice of your boss to let us use his restaurant for free." "Thanks for doing me this favor." "Don't say that, you're also a popular company on the internet." "So we're really happy to be working with you on this event." "Apart from being a kind of advertising" "I guess we can see it as a collaboration." " I guess so." " So you don't have to thank me." "I'll treat you to dinner some time." " No, that's okay..." " Hi, friend." "Hello." "Thanks for today." "I better go and start preparing." "Okay, thank you." "Bye." " Xia Xin Xin..." " Guan Xiao Tong, come here." "What?" "Where are we going?" " What?" " I want to show you something." "Tell me, what is your face doing here?" "She looks exactly like you." "I told you that he likes you." "Otherwise, why would he put your picture here so that he can worship you?" "Nonsense." "Look at you, come here." "If you tie your hair up, she also looks like you." "Hurry up and get back to work." "Go on." " Do I look like her?" " Of course not." "But she said I do." "It's almost time." "Why isn't Ji Jia Wei here yet?" "I'd rather have romance over the freedom of being alone." "I love holidays, camping, but most of all, I love you." "Why is Xi Men sending this to me?" "Why is Xi Men sending this to me?" "Surprise!" "Happy birthday." "Xi Men, let's get ready." "Excuse us." "Boss, happy birthday." "You're so cute." "Polo, come here." " It's a birthday cake." " Polo." "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "Boss, have you forgotten?" "Your birthday is a public holiday for us." "We always come and celebrate with you." "But there's an extra person this year." "Who's the extra person?" "As your loyal staff" "I must celebrate my boss's birthday with him." "What's wrong with that?" " Happy birthday." " Thank you." "But I've actually forgotten it's my birthday today." "You don't have to go into so much trouble very year." "Boss, there's no trouble at all." "Why would I give up such a great chance to laze off and party?" "Let's drink!" "It took a whole month for this champagne to arrive from Canada." "Boss, cheers." "[Murphy's Law Number Six]" "[If everything seems fine, something must have gone wrong.]" "That's weird, why isn't he picking up?" "Is he standing me up on purpose?" " Is he coming or not?" " I'm sorry." "Have you found him yet?" "I can't keep them waiting any longer." "Everyone, may I please have your patience?" "Our hot pick should be here any minute." "Once he arrives, our event will begin." "If you still can't find him, not only will Boss put us into the freezer she'll probably take us to the slaughterhouse." "If he's not coming then we're going." "One, two, three, happy..." " Hang on, something's weird." " What?" "Jia Wei, why are you so dressed up?" "Yeah, Boss, you're really dressed up." "You weren't waiting for us, were you?" "Of course not." "I mean I was going..." " I was going to meet up with a friend." " Nonsense." "You always spend your birthday on your own." "I know, did you organize something special this year?" "Tell us." "It's my birthday, right?" "Happy birthday to me, and to good health." " I'll drink first." " That was quick." "You want me to cut the cake and open the presents now?" "Let's drink." "Happy birthday..." "Make yourselves comfortable and have fun." " Let's drink all night!" " This isn't your home." "I'll go check out his fridge." " Keep drinking." " It's a really nice champagne." "Happy birthday." "[Dr. Loser]" "Hey, where's that piece of frozen pork chop?" "Yeah, is he trying to get us killed?" "Does he realize how fierce our boss is?" " It's Boss." " Boss?" "Boss?" "Hello, Boss." "What the hell is going on over there?" "I heard our event still hasn't started yet." "What happened?" "Boss, something suddenly came up." "But we're already doing our best trying to figure something out." "You better start the event right this minute." "Go, go, go!" "Yes, Boss." "Hear that?" "She said it three times." "Because it's very important." "We're dead meat." "Yeah, any change of our hot pick coming to our rescue?" "I have no idea where our hot pick is." "I think we should cancel the event." "Cancel it?" "What should we do?" "What should we do now?" "Dear members, I know you've been waiting a long time." "But I don't think out hot pick will be coming here today." " What?" " He's not coming?" "But we've been waiting for ages." " Why didn't you tell us earlier?" " So we've been waiting for nothing?" "I'm sorry..." "I'm really sorry about this." " Why did we even wait for him?" " Let's just go home." " There's no use apologizing." " What's going on?" "I thought he was on his way." "From now on" "I'll have nothing to do with that creep again." "I've already thrown Ji Jia Wei into the trash can with his figure cutout." "You're so rude." " Hi, working late today?" " You, too?" " I..." " Bye." "Thank goodness Xiang Zi Yan is so man and gutsy." "Look at her smile when she sees that stubble guy." "But she's always so impatient with me." "Xiao Tong, could he be chasing after you?" "Xiang Zi Yan?" "Tomorrow night?" "Yeah, I can make it." "Okay, bye." "What do you want?" "Subtitles by DramaFever"