"Alright it's the final match of the season ladies and gentlemen..." "And as we approach the finish, it's still not clear which team is going to lift the Champions Cup..." "Two minutes to go... and the score stands at 1 all... the Rangers have the ball and are dribbling through..." "Is this going to be a goal?" "But just as I say that Dev Saran has intercepted them and has possession." "My God!" "Look at him go..." "He's moving closer and closer to the goal..." "Just look at him go." "Dev Saran looks determined..." "Is this going to be the decider?" "Oh my god!" "He's under the D... he's through... he's through them all..." "Is that going to be a penalty?" "that definitely should be a penalty..." "If that's a penalty... the Rangers probably just threw the game away..." "Good morning sir. the limousine is ready for the wedding." "What wedding?" "Your wedding sir..." "Shit!" "Maya's going to kill me..." "Maya..." "Maya..." "Come on hurry up... the groom will be here at one..." "Yes..." "I'm married... and I have a son..." "And just to make it clear..." "I keep my personal life and professional life separate..." "But our fashion magazine needs a lot of time..." "Yes?" "Who are you?" "Whoever you want me to be honey..." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Hey..." " Dude..." "What are you doing?" "Sorry son..." "Just a little... tied up..." "Oh god... damn..." "And how did this break?" "I'll teach you how..." "I will... hello darling..." "I'm leaving Sam... and for the record that was the best ever..." "Oh thanks..." "I'll call you..." " Yeah... call me... call me..." "Bye sweetheart..." "Amazing isn't it, when a call girl calls you... call girl... calls you..." "Dad!" "I'm getting married today and you..." "What do I do, my son?" "Before Dying your Mom made me promise that after she goes I should do all that I never did while she was alive..." "I'm just fulfilling my promise..." "And what about the promise I made to Maya?" "Can I fulfill that?" "Of course..." "Why not?" " Can we go?" "Just a minute... just a minute... this is from me..." "And this from your Mom..." "God bless you..." "Hello..." " Dev..." "I got the job..." "What?" " I got the job!" "Wow..." "That's amazing..." "You got the job..." "Guys..." "Rhea got the job..." "What is this noise?" "I can't hear a thing..." "Nothing..." "Nothing at all..." "Just a small match that we won..." "Oh yeah!" "the match... of course..." "I'm so sorry..." "I forgot completely..." "Rhea I'm your husband... just don't forget that..." "Shut up Dev..." "And congratulations baby..." "Tell me how was it?" "Fantastic..." "My last goal..." "All that tension... excitement..." "God..." "Rhea..." "Rhea, you should have been here..." "Yeah..." "I know..." "But I had an interview..." "I know sweetheart..." "I know..." "You know what..." "We'll fix up the next match after checking with your busy schedule..." "Dev..." "And if you have the time just have a look at my five million dollar contract..." "Five million dollars?" "Why?" "Jealous?" "that now I earn more than you?" "Not jealous baby..." "Happy..." "Happy that your dream has come true..." "Our dream, Rhea..." "Yeah I know..." "By the way I'm going to fetch Arjun from school..." "Will you please fetch Mom from the wedding?" "God..." "I completely forgot that..." "What's the matter Rhea?" "You seem to be forgetting a lot these days..." "Yeah!" "That's true..." "And by the way Happy anniversary!" "Shit..." "Happy anniversary!" "Hey guys..." "My son's getting married..." "My son's getting married..." "Today I'm going to part with my daughter and get a daughter-in-law home..." "Hey Maya..." "We are coming..." "I'm the happiest guy in the world..." "Hey what's with you?" "Dude..." "I'm nervous..." " Why?" "It's taken her three years to say 'yes'..." "She won't run away at the last minute, will she?" "No..." "No..." "She can't run away anywhere..." "Yeah..." "After all where will she find a husband like me, right?" "No..." "Our security is very tight..." "Move it..." "Move it..." "We are already running late..." "Oh my god!" "Chris..." "Why are you serving this now?" "this is not a dip..." "It's dessert..." "It's called suji ka halwa..." "Who Suzie?" " Not Suzie..." "Give it to me..." "Come on..." "Go..." "Go in to the kitchen..." "They'll drive me mad..." "All the idiots from New York..." "God... that scared me..." " Didn't mean to..." "Hello..." " Hello..." "I'm Sam..." "And this is my house..." "I'm Kamal and this is my food..." "Really... may I?" "Wow..." "Definitely a sardarni..." "How did you know that?" "Because I have been fed and slapped by them..." "I know..." "I have heard a lot about you..." "Don't go by what others say..." "But all that's said is always by others, Mr. Talwar..." "Whose word does one go by then?" "Mine..." "My word..." "You are from Chandigarh..." "And how did you figure that out?" "Definitely Chandigarh..." "Mom..." "What are you doing?" "Just..." "Nothing..." "Ready to go?" "No..." "I don't know what's taking the bride so long..." "You carry on..." "I'll come on my own..." "Are you sure?" "Yeah..." "You go..." "Excuse me... excuse me..." "Please don't mess the garden..." "I have just cleaned it up..." "Are you the gardener?" "What do you think?" "I think you have stolen the bride's clothes..." "Should I inform inside?" "Could you please leave me alone?" " Of course... not..." "Not directly..." "But indirectly I do..." "My mother has a problem... the faster you go inside, the faster my mother can leave from here..." "You are a strange man..." "You sat down?" "Should I lie down and chat?" "One to one discussions always happen sitting down..." " Discussion?" "Yes..." "I know you have a problem..." "Come on..." "Talk to me..." "Tell me your problem..." "Why should I discuss my problem with you?" "So you admit you have a problem..." "By the way I don't take advice from anyone but I'm always ready to give advice to others..." "You should always listen to strangers..." "Sometimes they know better than our own..." "Are you married?" "Einstein..." "It's five years today..." "What did you think before marrying?" "Who thinks before marrying?" "Just kidding..." "Rhea and me are friends from college..." "So we thought we'd give our friendship a new meaning besides what can be better than spending your entire life with your friend?" "At times friendship replaces love and then there's no space left for love..." "Yeah... yeah..." "By the way the guy waiting for you inside is he your friend or your love?" "You can't take that long..." "I have known Rishi since childhood..." "After my parents died Rishi and his father have been my family..." "Oh..." "What a sweet family..." "But that's not the answer to my question..." "Do you love him?" "I do..." "But not the way I thought I would..." "Like how?" "Like in good books and bad films?" "that kind of love?" "No... the way love ought to be... that kind of love... that kind of love..." "But where does it exist anymore?" "Listen to this... ' the sagas of everlasting romances have gone past long ago..." "Just learn to make do with tiny love stories... '" "Does that mean you don't love your wife?" "You can't take that long..." "We are happy..." "We have made our little world together..." "That's not the answer to my question... the question here is more about your life than my answer..." "You are at a crossroad in life where there are two roads..." "One that leads to happiness, which I think you deserve and the other that leads to an endless wait..." "Wait for love..." "Which you may never find..." "What if I find that love after marriage?" "If you don't look for it... you won't find it..." "And you are definitely not finding it sitting on this bench..." "Go inside and get married... the wedding is waiting for you and here you are sitting with a stranger making small talk..." "You should be ashamed..." "What will people say?" "Shame on you..." "Go on... go... go and get married..." "Go..." "It was nice talking to you..." "Well..." "I'd rather be playing football..." "But it was a pleasure to meet you, Ma'am..." "Maya..." "Dev..." "Dev Anand... bad one..." "Now go fast, get married and be happy..." "Good bye..." "Sayonara..." "Goodbye..." "Not good bye..." "Goodbye kills the hope of meeting again..." "And who knows?" "We may meet again..." "They say time heals all wounds..." "But in some relationships, some wounds only get deeper with time..." "Do you guys have a permit for this?" "Damn..." "Ready?" "Black beast..." "That's the new fear that stalks New York..." "Known as the black beast this dangerous criminal has kidnapped yet another child from Central Park..." "No one knows if it is a man or a woman..." "He's nicknamed black beast because the criminal wears a trademark long, black coat..." "Shit..." "Don't cry my son... don't cry..." "I'm right here..." "What the..." "What are you doing?" "Sitting on my leg..." "Sorry sir..." "Please don't mind..." "My Tinu here is just a little nervous he thinks the black beast is going to kidnap him..." "Why should I mind?" "My leg's already broken..." "Oh Tinu... my small, fat little angel  the black beast will not kidnap you... to kidnap you he has to lift you first..." "And have you looked at your weight?" "My little fatso..." "Your son's not a child... he is a pig... pig!" "What?" "...and with God's blessing even if he manages to lift him he will die of a heart attack..." "Mummy!" " Mummy!" "You mean she's still alive?" "How did she survive the weight of your father?" "How rude!" " Rude?" "You football field!" "Just pick this football of yours and leave right now..." "Come on..." "let's go... we don't want to sit here..." "Come on go..." "You should have asked before sitting..." "And by the way does your entire family ever fit in a single photograph?" "Should we go?" "You know I'll leave when you want to..." "What's the need to ask?" "God..." "Dev..." "I just asked a simple question..." "God..." "Rhea..." "Even I didn't answer in French..." "I'm going home..." "Good... very good..." "Do you know the way home?" "Yes Dev..." "I know the way..." "I just don't know you anymore..." "It's strange..." "No one seems to have a sense of humor this morning..." "Maya..." "Maya..." "Maya..." "MAYA!" "What is it?" " the house will collapse if you clean anymore..." "Rishi..." "What?" " Take off your pants..." "Take off what?" "Your pants..." "Here?" "Where then?" "But why?" "Why?" "I know why..." "Oh my god..." "Come on Rishi..." "Quickly..." "I don't have time..." "I know..." "I've always wanted to do this in the kitchen..." "It's been a dream..." " Yeah..." "Mine too..." "Wow!" " Fast..." "Hello..." "Now it's your turn..." " Why?" "Why?" "Then how are we...?" "It'll be kind of tough..." "Rishi..." "I don't have to remove anything because my clothes have no stain..." "Stain?" "Yes..." "Stain..." "A big one..." "And you were all set to go out with it..." "Maya..." "When will you stop being my mother and be my wife?" "When you stop being my child and become my husband..." "If I stop being your child who will you mother then?" "What happened?" "Nothing..." "Since I can't have children of my own I should think of you as my child, right?" "Oh come on, Maya..." "You know that's not what I meant..." "I really don't care about that..." " Here..." "Take this..." "It's gone..." "Thank you..." "Listen..." "Tonight's the Sanderson Hotel opening..." "What time do you want to go?" " I'm not coming..." "Maya..." "If I go alone everywhere people will think there's a problem..." "I don't care about people..." " And me?" "Look Rishi... this night life, events, parties..." "I don't belong to that part of your life..." "Then which part of my life do you belong to, Maya?" "Which part of my life do you belong to, Rishi?" "When was the last time we did something that I wanted?" "You want to clean the house..." "And that really isn't my idea of an ideal weekend babe..." "Then babe..." "What's your idea?" "Actually my ideal weekend would involve a lot of..." "Ok..." "Come..." "let's discuss it..." "Whoa..." "Discussion..." "No..." "No... bye!" "Why?" " No... this is great!" "You start something and then don't want to pursue it..." "Rishi I want to discuss..." "Rishi..." "Rishi!" "You are such a child!" "Congratulations Rhea..." " For what?" "the figures just came in..." "Diva is America's No.2 magazine..." "Thanks to you..." "Come on Rhea..." "let's celebrate..." "Hold on guys..." "One minute..." "One minute... there will be no celebrations..." "We will celebrate when DIVA becomes the No.1 fashion magazine..." "So pull up your stockings ladies..." "Because you have more late nights... more hard work..." "And if your husbands leave you..." "Trust me, you are better off back to work!" "Hey Rhea..." "Wait up..." "I just spoke to the London head office and we think you should move there..." " Really?" "Yeah..." "So that you can control all the fashion magazines in the group..." "But isn't this all a bit too..." "Rhea..." "Rhea..." "Rhea..." "Do you even understand the meaning of all this?" "this will be the biggest move of your career..." "No, Jai... this will be a big move for your company..." "You know what?" "You are something else..." "You are intelligent, confident, beautiful..." "Just one problem..." "You are married..." "But anyway married or unmarried..." "How does it matter these days..." "Right?" "It matters to me, Jai..." "What is he doing here?" "When I have said that we are not organizing the party why is he here?" "But Rishi what can I do?" "He refuses to leave..." "He says he won't go till we agree..." "What do you mean he won't leave?" "He's even threatening to sue us..." "Sue..." "Who is he to...?" "Dude..." "I have already told you I'm not organizing this party..." "But why?" "You organize parties for the whole world..." "Why can't you do it for your father?" "the whole world hasn't had two heart attacks..." "Give some thought to your age..." "What's age?" "Just look at my heart..." "Ask the beauties around... they think I'm a rock star!" "Dad!" "Before you embarrass me any further, please go..." "Hey..." "Listen..." "Why are you being so difficult?" "It's just a simple party to be organized..." "Just give me a sixties setting, the best wine and a hundred beautiful girls..." "That's all..." "And what do you plan to do with hundred girls?" "What?" " Right..." " Yeah!" "I want to know..." "Why do you throw this party every year?" "Now look... that is not your problem..." "Just organize this party and my red Ferrari is yours..." "Dude..." "If you think you can buy me out by bribing me..." "You are absolutely right..." "I love that car..." " Yeah!" "What do you want the girls to wear?" " Nothing!" " Done..." "Good morning... soccer moms and soccer dads... get ready..." "Our first team today are the seven time winners from Westside High... the Tigers..." "Coached by George Push... with a lovely touch..." "Playing against the Tigers are the tiny little coochie-coo oh-they're-so-cute Dolphins..." "Coached by Dev Saran..." "What's wrong?" "Your wife's still paying the bills?" "No..." "Now yours is... the match is about to begin..." "Where are you going, idiot?" "Go..." " No..." " Yes..." "Hit Arjun..." "Hit..." "Yes..." "Your ball..." "Happy?" "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry..." "Papa..." "I'm sorry..." "I don't want to play football..." "I want to play the violin..." "What?" "You want to play the violin?" "Wear a dress from tomorrow..." "You will look perfect..." "Don't do that..." "Just shut up..." "Hi..." "Hi your highness..." "Your son has lost the match again..." "Looks like he's taken after his father..." "Let's celebrate..." "Dev..." "Please..." "Stop taking your anger out on him..." "He'd probably have won if you coached him well..." "We'd probably have won if you were here to boost our morale..." "Can I speak to him please?" "Yeah of course..." "It's the queen mother for you..." "Come on... come on..." "Mama..." "You have to be there for the next match..." "You never come..." "Yes sweetheart..." "Next time I'll be there for sure..." "Guess what?" "Mama's got you a new playstation..." "Play station?" "Wow..." "I love you Mom..." "Wow mom..." "I love you..." "Play station?" "If they are selling some time at the toy shop please buy that..." "Arjun needs that a little more..." "Dev..." "You..." "What's your problem?" "Tansen..." "I'm going to buy the tickets..." "If you move from here I will slap you..." "Let's go home and I'll make you wear a dress..." "Ok Tanya..." "Now listen to me..." "Stay close to me all the time..." "I read about the black beast this morning..." "We never know where he might be lurking in his black coat..." "Now hold my hand... is it clean?" "Good girl..." "Should we go here?" "Or there?" "Who should I ask?" "Here I come Simran..." "Here I come..." "Thank you Maya..." "I really owe you one..." "Not at all..." "She's a real sweetheart..." "Black beast..." "When will they nab him?" "Got you..." "I told you not to move from there..." "Then why did you move?" "You kids have really troubled me today..." "Specially you..." "You know what I am going to do to you?" "I'm going to cut you in to tiny pieces and put them in a mixer to make Jamba juice..." "I like children's Jamba juice..." "Shut up... idiot..." "Black beast!" "Are we going to stand here all day?" "Come with me now... and don't you dare get lost again..." "Come..." "I don't know why children are born at all..." "Why can't humans be born full grown?" "I'm taking you to your Papa..." "I won't let anything happen to you... the next time you lose I'm going to..." "Arjun..." "Arjun" "Black beast!" "Give me a minute here..." "Come now..." "Run!" "Maya!" "She's become the black beast?" "But why are you crying?" "I thought I was being kidnapped..." "I don't have such good fortune that someone will kidnap you..." "Should I kill you?" " No..." " Quiet then..." "Sir..." "You will have to come with us..." " I will officer..." "I hate you Black beast!" "E.R.!" "Patient with a leg injury..." "Patient in trauma... be prepared..." "Be prepared... patient with leg injury..." "On the way..." "Make way... make way..." "Patient with leg injury here make way..." "Excuse me..." "I have a leg injury..." "Oh my god... get him..." "Take the child..." " Take him and keep him..." "Sir, do you have a leg injury?" " Yes..." "No..." "I used to have a leg injury..." "You're in trauma..." "lay down..." "lie down..." "Calm down... calm down... we're here to help you..." "Arjun... tell the fatso..." "Calm down!" "I am going to kill you..." "I am going to save you..." "God bless you..." "Don't touch my..." "Mummy!" "Arjun... papa loves you..." "Can I help you?" "I'm here to see the black beast..." "My wife..." "Hi..." "Excuse me..." "I'm so sorry..." "All this is my husband's fault..." "Your husband is the black beast?" "No... he's just a beast..." "But all's well now..." "Your wife is fine now..." "Just a minor sprain..." "Thank god..." "Rishi Talwar..." "Rhea Saran..." "Rhea Saran?" "the Diva from DIVA..." "Guilty as charged..." "Wow..." "Small world..." "I run a small PR firm" " Kamikaze..." "I've been trying to meet you for a while..." "It's not easy meeting me..." "Trust me it's even more difficult to avoid me..." "So sorry to disrupt your wonderful conversation..." "But if you'd like to see your husband and your wife... they're in room 502..." "We tranquilized you by mistake..." "We're so sorry for the confusion..." "Are you ok?" "Does your mother love you?" "Yes..." "Cause she's really going to miss you..." "I'm going to kill you..." "My lawyer will call you..." "My lawyer will speak with you..." "And my lawyer will speak to you..." "You..." "I know you..." "Even I remember..." "We've met before..." "Now I can't walk for a week because of you..." "I can't walk for life because of you..." "What?" "If I hadn't met you my life would have been different..." "My pain would have been different..." "And if I hadn't met you I wouldn't have married..." "Wouldn't have married?" "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?" "Good..." " Good?" " Bad..." " Bad?" "I mean..." "I don't know..." "I don't know?" "Are you happy?" "You can't take that long..." " Who are you to ask me all this?" "You can't answer a question with a question..." "Why should I bother about your questions?" "Why should I answer you?" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I'm the father of the child you were running away with..." "Don't you have your own children?" "Oh you don't..." "Yes..." "I don't have any..." "I can't have them..." "I teach children..." "I'm a mother to all of them..." "Mother India..." "Teaching children..." "Running away with them are you able to fill your emptiness with all this?" "Because your life is empty... incomplete..." "It shows in your eyes..." "Just like in mine..." "Dev..." "Mama..." " Oh Rhea..." "Why did you take the trouble?" "You are so considerate..." "I'm beginning to feel pressurized by your niceness..." "Dev please... it's been a really long day..." "I apologize on his behalf..." "I'm so so sorry..." "Once again..." "Rhea look..." "It's cool..." "It's cool..." "It's cool..." "We haven't met..." "Rishi..." "Rishi Kapoor?" "No..." "Husband..." "Nobody's perfect..." "My head is spinning..." "Bye bye..." "Sayonara..." "Goodbye..." "No good bye..." "Goodbye kills all hope of meeting again..." "And who knows?" "We might meet again..." "Dev..." "No one ever wants to meet you again..." "Ok..." "Bye..." "Ok..." "Nice meeting you..." "Bye..." "Is he on drugs?" "There you go..." "Not to worry Maya  the doctor has said you'll be fine in two to three days..." "After that it's back to your normal exercise..." "Dusting, cleaning, vacuuming, brushing..." " Shut up!" "Sorry..." "God..." "Not you..." "It's that..." "What was his name?" "Dev... he was talking nonsense and did you see how he was talking to his wife?" "He's so rude..." "Maya..." "Not all husbands can be as good as me... to keep my heart at your feet..." "Love you all daylong..." "God Maya..." "You are so sexy..." "Tonight I'm going to..." "Tonight I'm going to..." "Maya..." "Whatever..." "I'm glad you are here..." " Were you thinking of me?" "Yes..." "I've been thinking of you for a week..." "Listen all that I said that day was because of the injection..." "I'm married..." "And to think of a married man in that way is a sin..." "You talk rubbish..." " Yeah!" "I wanted to meet you to say that the things you said to me that day are true..." "And the truth is always bitter..." "You are bitter!" "Not the truth..." "And who are you?" "the Supreme Court?" "to pass judgments on others' lives?" "I'm not listening to this..." " Just listen to me..." "I'm not..." " Just listen..." "OK..." "Listen..." "I'm very happy..." "Thank you..." "You should think about your own life..." "I'm sure your life is empty... and your dreams, unfulfilled..." "That's why you keep searching for the same in others' lives..." "You are an unhappy man and will always be..." "You are a beautiful woman and will always be..." "Maya..." "Maya..." "Just listen..." "We are both alike... very alike..." "I'm sorry..." "We travel from the same station..." "Both teach children..." "Both of us are wounded..." "It's just that my wounds show... yours don't..." "And we can discuss our sad lives over coffee..." "No Thank you..." "My husband's waiting for me at home..." "Well..." "Even Rhea must be home by now..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Dude!" "What's going on here?" "What went on is over now..." "Come on Dad... this is my house..." "Just chill..." "Chill..." "Chill son..." "We were just passing by and so we thought we'd just you know... rock n roll..." "If Maya arrives now she will kill me..." "Papa is going to kill me..." "Today was the music class so I bunked football..." "No my child..." "Nothing will happen..." "I'll take care of it..." "No grandma... he's going to kill me..." "Why will he kill you?" "You are learning the guitar and that's a good thing..." "Not guitar Mom... violin..." "Oh... violin..." "I don't understand why he is so scared of Dev..." "But Mom you don't understand..." " No darling you relax..." "But Mom..." "Shut up!" "Nothing's going to happen..." "I'll tell Dev that you are not well..." "Ok?" "Ok..." "Why should we lie?" "We'll just get back to you darling..." "Now come on go upstairs and grandma will give you a nice hot water bath later..." "Good boy..." "Shit..." "Maya has come..." "Please hide this one somewhere?" "In my arms?" "Dad..." "Just put some clothes on..." "Ok... ok..." "Mom... he's come..." "Hi!" "How was your day?" "Do you know..." "I know..." "I know everything..." "Everything?" "No..." "I think you..." "Please... watch it..." "Don't try to hide from me..." "I know everything..." "Yes..." "I know..." "I saw it with my eyes..." "Did you hear that?" "She knows everything..." "Look at this..." "And we were trying to hide from her..." "Dad!" "Even you know?" "What do you mean when did I know?" "It was my idea to make an excuse..." "Now the poor fellow is hiding in the bathroom..." "What?" "He's in my bathroom?" "She is in my bedroom?" "Don't go in..." "Poor thing..." "She's not wearing any clothes..." "What is she doing without clothes?" "What do you do without clothes?" "I will not let him live..." "I'm going to..." "What are you doing?" "Dev..." "listen... please..." "Stop it, Dev!" "I pray to you... he's already too scared..." "I'm going to him now..." "Why?" " to give him a bath..." "So now you will bathe him?" "that too in my bathroom... the bathroom doesn't belong to just you..." "It's mine too... he will use it..." "Both of us will bathe him..." "Oh yeah..." "Sure!" " Shut up!" "How could you do this?" "Aren't you ashamed?" "But what have I done?" "Please..." "Please..." "You two stop fighting..." "I'm taking her to my house..." "Why would you take her to your house?" "Because I paid her..." " She takes money?" "Yeah..." "Nothing comes for free these days..." "By the way what's the rate these days?" "Per day or weekends?" "Weekends..." "Let's see now... the last time..." " Stop!" "Both of you have gone crazy!" "No Dev..." "You are crazy..." "Look at what you are doing..." "I can't take this anymore..." "I'm sleeping with him tonight..." "Me too..." " You too?" "Have some shame..." "Look at his age and yours..." "You look at your age..." "Don't cross your limits..." "Mommy!" "What about your limits?" "the two of you... both..." "Yes?" " Disgusting..." "And she..." "I will not spare her..." "Rhea..." "Rhea!" "Rhea?" " Rishi..." "I'm so hot, I am so hot, hot, hot, hot..." "Rhea..." "Rhea..." "Oh god Rishi?" "He was just inviting me for his Dad's party so that I can see his work..." "It's just a PR exercise Dev..." " What about the flowers?" "Rhea sent them for you..." "Oh God... this confusion..." "Where are you going baby?" "And who is this?" "This?" "this is your mother to be..." "I don't believe this..." "You thought I was having an affair with Rishi?" "What's with you, Dev?" "You are crazy..." "I'm crazy?" "I thought you were crazy..." "I mean what's happened to your taste?" "the next time you want to have an affair let me know..." "I will look for the right guy..." "After all you have to maintain a standard, the great Rhea Saran..." "Dev..." "Don't try to hide your feelings with your stupid sense of humor..." "You were jealous and I love it..." "Yeah right!" "this just means that somewhere there is a little love left..." "Right?" "Yes... very deep inside..." "Come on get ready..." "I'm ready to go..." "You are coming wearing this?" "No..." "I'm taking this off and coming nude..." "No Dev..." "Why don't you wear the suit that I bought last week..." "Why sweetheart?" "Embarrassed?" "Embarrassed that I'm wearing this?" "Embarrassed that in these clothes I won't look like the rich and famous Rhea Saran's husband?" "I'm sorry to disappoint you Rhea but even new clothes are not going to make me new..." "Even I love the old Dev... but he is lost somewhere..." "You are the one who lost him..." "Maya!" "What are you doing Rishi?" "I'm celebrating!" "Celebrating what?" "My wife's jealous..." " I got some reaction at last..." "God Rishi..." "Stop behaving like a child We are getting late..." "Come on..." "Maya..." "Rishi..." "We are getting late..." "Please go and change your clothes..." "Tell me something..." "What if I was really having an affair?" "What would you do?" " Rishi..." "Come on..." "Humor me..." " Rishi..." "Please..." "Ok..." "If you were truly having an affair I would think... analyze try to find out why it happened..." "And then I would discuss it with you..." "Discuss with me?" "Come on woman, show some passion..." "Say that you would scream... shout weep hysterically..." "Some drama..." "Drama?" "If you wanted drama you should have married an actress..." "But you settled for a boring teacher..." "So sorry..." "Oh God Maya... you are so touchy..." "Then why do you say such things?" " I was just kidding..." "What if I was having an affair?" "What would you do?" "Your affair?" "Fantastic... very good!" "What was so funny?" "What do you mean what's funny?" "You can't handle one relationship..." "How will you manage two?" "But anyway I like the attitude... keep at it..." "I'm going to get ready..." "See you..." "What's the matter Rishi?" "I can't handle a relationship..." "No passion..." "No drama..." "I'm not a goodwife... can't be a mother..." "Since I have so many flaws why don't you leave me?" "Both of us have flaws, Maya..." "But the difference is that you always talk about breaking the relationship and I talk about making it work..." "Please make sure there's service everywhere... ok?" "And why is nobody serving in that corner?" "Come on come on please move it..." "Oh hello..." "Hello there..." "Longtime no see..." "Just as well..." "Incidentally hasn't the size of Chandigarh increased since the last time we met..." "It's the number in your eye that has increased, Mr. Talwar..." "Hello..." "Aren't you going to introduce me to your daughter?" "Daughter?" "Maybe yours..." "Meet Saturday..." "Saturday?" "Yeah..." "I can't remember all their names so I call them by the day I meet them... yeah baby?" "Yeah!" "Yeah right..." "See you later gorgeous..." "Who's that?" " My mother..." "Ah Rhea... thanks for coming..." "Of course we had to come..." "By the way the sixties theme is a great idea..." "It's all so beautiful..." "No..." "No..." "You are beautiful darling... hello..." "I'm Rishi's father... in everyway..." "And I'm Rhea's husband... in almost everyway..." "Oh..." "Do you like my suit?" "Do you like it?" "Rhea..." "You look gorgeous..." "Thank you..." "I really think we should have that affair..." "Sure..." "I know for a fact that my husband will not object..." "Neither will my wife... as long as we sit and discuss it later..." "Right darling?" "Oh wow..." "You guys have discussions at home?" "In our case we have to meet by appointment..." "I think I need a drink..." "Ah super..." "Let's all get drunk..." "Rhea?" "Super..." "Do you know a good divorce lawyer?" "I hate these parties..." "I think these parties are organized to touch other people's wives..." "Don't even think about that..." "Don't worry..." "I haven't reached such desperate days..." "Look at them..." "Just look at them..." "Oh my darling..." "Mwaah..." "Mwaah..." "Mwaah..." "You know..." "I have just realized that not only do I hate parties..." "I hate people..." "As far as I know even people aren't crazy about you..." "Not that they are crowding around you either..." "It doesn't make a difference to me..." "They are all strangers..." "Even your husband?" "Rishi..." "Maya..." "Rishi..." "And all you wonderful people..." "Thank you for being with me tonight..." "And I hope that all of you are having a great time... yeah!" "Yeah!" "You know people always ask me why I throw this party every year..." "What's so special about this day?" "the day is special..." "It's on this day that I met my wife for the first time..." "That's why every year I celebrate  this day and also seek her forgiveness..." "Forgiveness for each day when I chose my dreams over my relationships..." "Forgiveness for each minute when I hurt her and didn't even bother to make up..." "But most of all forgiveness for all those innumerable moments when I forgot to tell her how much I loved her assuming that I will have a lot of time to say so..." "But I was wrong..." "With her death I lost that time..." "That's why I always say that time means 'now'..." "If you have to love, love 'now'..." "If you have to ask for forgiveness, ask now'..." "If you want to hold hands, hold it 'now'..." "Or else years later you will find yourself at a party like me asking for forgiveness from your beloved..." "So..." "All you wonderful married couples out there..." "Look to your partner and tell them 'I love you'..." "And all of you that are single..." "Turn this way..." "Girls only..." "And tell me that..." "Alright..." "Ok... this speech is getting really boring..." "Let's party..." "Come on guys..." "Hit it..." "Eh Chandigarh..." "Last night I encountered the real Samarjit hidden behind 'Sexy Sam'..." "I liked him..." "Really?" "And what was the difference between Sam and Samarjit?" "Sam runs after girls and Samarjit, after memories..." "You really miss your wife very much..." "Don't you?" "I can understand..." "Tell me..." "How do you cope with your loneliness?" "I spend time with friends..." "I have very few friends..." "Not from today..." "Oh... so you will be my friend?" "Absolutely..." "So... friendship means no touching?" "All you are going to get is this..." "Thank you..." "It's good for a start..." "Mummy!" "What..." "What are your intentions?" "the intentions are very noble my son..." "Just that I won't take dowry..." "I'm anti dowry..." "Mom..." "What is he saying?" "Sam..." "What are you saying?" " Kamal..." "What is he saying?" "What are all of you saying?" "I'm scared to come out of the station..." "You never know what you'll get to see..." "Not only the station... you should not get out of the house at all... the world is evil..." "Sam..." "Just a minute..." "Both of us..." "Wow!" "So now it's 'us' huh?" "Samarjit and I are both alone..." "We lost our love years ago..." "And when two people are going through the same phase they understand each other better..." "They become close..." "What they can't say to others... they can say to each other..." "Precisely..." "Two strangers..." "Same situation..." "Then friendship... and the problem is solved..." "That's it..." "Simple... right Maya?" "Cheers!" "My marriage is failing Dev..." "And from what I can see, so is yours..." "I can't save my marriage on my own..." "I need a friend..." "A friend who will understand me... who will make me understand..." "Who is familiar with my circumstance..." "And who can do this better than you?" "That's why I'm here to extend a hand in friendship..." "Will you accept it?" "I'm hurting Maya..." "I want to sit down..." "And that's how two strangers came together  to save their relationships and gave birth to a new one..." "On that rainy day neither of us saw the storm that awaited us..." "After that we met everyday..." "I don't know why but when I was with Maya I was different..." "I had found my lost smile..." "We had considerably increased the business of the New York cafes quite a lot..." "We spoke a lot about Rhea and Rishi..." "How wrong they were..." "How right we were... then how right they were and how wrong we were..." "But in relationships no matter who's right and who's wrong someone has to make the first move..." "And we decided it should be ours." "this is a very interesting book..." "It says don't look for your spouse's faults in your marriage..." "Improve your own flaws..." "And what if someone's perfect?" "You..." "Right..." "Anyway let's start with me tell me all the things that are wrong with me..." "And listen tell me the truth... be frank... be honest... or there's no point..." "Alright... here goes..." "You are that teacher type..." "Boring... with no personality..." "You are a compulsive cleaner to the point of illness basically you are a loyal maidservant..." "What?" "You don't have anything womanly in you..." "You are not sexy..." "Not from any angle..." "Maybe from behind..." "But no man will get excited looking at you..." "I know your husband gets excited but that's probably because he is visually impaired... because you don't have..." "Dev..." "You are so rude..." "So mean..." "What mean?" "Rude?" "Didn't you just ask me to speak the truth?" "But you could have said something nice..." "But did you ask me to say something nice?" "And what would you say if I had?" "that your eyes are the most beautiful eyes in the world..." "But you didn't ask so I didn't say..." "You know what your problem is?" "You don't know how to speak to a lady..." "And you know how?" "Yes..." "I know what to say to a woman and how..." "Oh..." "So you are a lesbian?" "Shut up..." "I know because my husband says  the most romantic things to me everyday..." "Any woman would go crazy listening to them..." "Right..." "Except you of course..." " Listen..." "Do you want to learn or no?" "Wow... this place has so many beds..." "Maya, if you were so desperate we could have booked a hotel room..." "Why have we come here?" "Listen Dev..." "I have no time for your sense of humor..." "You have to learn a lot on this bed..." "On this bed?" "What are the new things you are going to teach me here?" "Just so you know only my leg is broken..." "All the other parts are absolutely perfect..." "OK... this is not going to work..." "No..." "Dev serious..." "Serious..." "Serious?" "Yeah... serious..." "Ok... the situation is that Rhea has come back tired from work..." "Now I will tell you what you need to do..." "I'm Dev and you are Rhea... understand?" "No..." "I don't but whatever..." "Let's start..." " Let's start..." "Ok..." "Bouncy bouncy bed..." "Start..." " What?" " Rhea..." "Oh yeah..." "I'm Rhea..." "Rhea would say..." "As soon as she came home..." "It's been a long tiring day!" "I think you need a massage..." " I do?" "Here?" "It feels good huh?" "Actually it does... really..." "You can't do this..." "Oh Rhea..." "You are so beautiful!" "Rhea..." "Your eyes..." "Your lips Your everything..." "Oh!" "Your arms..." "I want to die in them..." "Don't stop!" "No... no..." "Go..." "Come here... come here..." "I'm taking this bed..." "Please do..." "Maya..." "Rishi... says and does all these things to you..." "And yet you don't... you... don't..." "Actually you are quite sexy... really..." "You just need to show it to Rishi..." "That's all..." "What's this?" " this is my sister..." " What?" "We were separated as children..." "Maya..." "You need to wear clothes like these for your husband..." "No..." "Dev..." "If I wear clothes like these I will look like 'that type of a woman..." "Yeah..." "That's the type that men like..." "Dev..." "But that looks cheap..." "Yeah..." "Cheap..." "Cheap is nice..." "I like cheap!" "Maya..." "You taught me how to talk to women... how to massage them... how to romance them..." "If you want to learn how to be sexy... then ask me..." "I'm the man..." "Dev..." "Don't worry... this will protect you..." "But this..." "But not that... 'Butt 'this!" "That's the whip..." "Hit me baby... hit me..." "So dude... tell me..." "Did you tell Maya about this last minute football party?" "You think she'd allow if I told her?" "You are so dead, man!" "Hey Rhea... the head office is still waiting for your answer..." "What have you decided?" "I know Jai but please understand..." "I know it will be the biggest move for my career..." "But to shift to London is not easy for me..." "I have to think of too many things..." "Anyway can we talk about this tomorrow?" "Ok..." "I'll call you..." "Thanks..." "Hi..." "Hello!" "How was your day?" "Nice..." "God..." "I had a long tiring day..." "Good..." "I mean..." "I think you need a massage... baby..." "Massage?" "I'm going to be your masseur, Baby..." "You like that?" "You like that?" "I want to die in your arms Your ears..." "Your forehead..." "Your nose... your cheeks..." "Your lips..." "All of it is... blue..." "Dev..." "If this was a joke then it really wasn't funny!" "Maya!" "Maya!" "Here I come!" "Best of luck..." "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "You've been a bad, bad, bad boy..." "I'm going to hit you on your..." "You're going to like that..." "Won't you?" "Come to me you naughty... naughty... naughty... boy!" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "Where are you?" "We are all here!" "Hello!" "So what if we failed the first time?" "We'll try again..." "What are these books that you keep reading?" "'Fighting for your marriage' bestseller by Anna Marie Lou..." "She knows a lot about marriages..." "Of course she would..." "She's married four times..." "Anna Marie Lou is out to cheat you..." "Watch it... hey... one second..." "Do you want to fight for your marriage?" "I'm not married..." "I'm gay!" "Good for you..." "You know Dev, I have one more superb plan..." "It'll be far from superb..." "It'll be a bullshit plan..." "Don't you get tired?" "I'm tired..." "Saving my marriage... salvaging relationships..." "I want a holiday from all that today..." "I want to do something that I want to do..." "There's a big football match today..." "Ohio Extremes v/s Chicago Rangers..." "I want to see that..." "I don't have tickets for the match and probably won't get them yet I want to see it..." "Will you come?" "It's only football..." "Dev..." "Do you know day after is both our wedding anniversaries..." "So I think we should do something special for Rishi and Rhea..." "What do you think?" "Maybe we should leave them... that will be pretty special..." "Come on Dev..." "Maya..." "Maya... we will do whatever you want to do..." "I'll take it..." "Thank you Dev..." "Thank you... this was our best anniversary ever..." "Fantastic..." "By the way I want to tell you something... the head office has offered me a promotion they want me to shift to London..." "It means a better position, higher salary, big house basically the works..." "And this morning I decided that  that you will shift..." "Wow!" "And of course there was no need to consult me..." "After all who am I?" "I'm just your husband?" "What status do I have?" "I'm just here to applaud for your success... this one decision of yours can change all our lives..." "But why would you think of that?" "Because Rhea Saran only thinks about herself her rocking career, her success, her happiness... damn it..." "It's always about you, you and you..." "No goddamn it..." "It's about you, you and only you, Dev..." "I was just going to tell you that I have refused the promotion..." "After thinking about you... this family..." "But where do you listen?" "If you refused the promotion what was the need to tell me?" "Trying to show off your magnanimity?" "I wasn't showing off Dev..." "I was baring my heart..." "Do you have a heart, Rhea?" "What heart?" "Arjun!" "Arjun!" "Stop that noise... this is no time to play the violin..." "It's time for you to sleep..." "You've got school tomorrow..." "Go now..." "Dev!" "Don't touch the violin... get out of here..." "Arjun!" "Arjun!" "Why are you venting your anger on him?" "What has he done?" "Don't you dare tell me how I should behave with Arjun, Rhea..." "I know how to handle him..." "I have brought him up..." "Only I..." "You had no time from your work..." "Did you ever have time for him?" "Did you?" "Yes Dev..." "I didn't have time... because I work very hard..." "No one asks men when they are busy when they have no time for their children..." "Then why are you asking me?" "Tell me Dev how can you ask me?" "Because the truth is that I'm the man in this house..." "I couldn't be Arjun's mother because I had to be his father..." "So that he could have all the happiness  that a football coach cannot afford to give him..." "How did that sound, Dev?" "It hurts, doesn't it?" "Now you know how it feels?" "You have only hurt me Dev..." "I always thought you hurt those you love the most..." "But that's not true..." "You don't love me at all..." "You don't love anyone..." "You only hate..." "You hate yourself... your life... your failure..." "And I haven't been able to figure out what angers you more your failure or my success!" "Yes Rhea..." "I'm a failure..." "That's true..." "But do you know there's a greater failure than me in this house?" "And that's our relationship..." "Our marriage..." "Thank you Rhea..." "Thank you for letting me stay in your house Rhea..." "Why are you so angry Rishi?" "What's the big deal if I didn't feel like it one night?" "Come on..." "Don't behave like a child!" "Shut up!" "Just shut up!" "I have heard enough!" "What's the problem Rishi?" "Maya..." "Do you remember the last time we were intimate with each other?" "When Maya?" "When did we touch each other?" "Held hands or embraced?" "Anything?" "Do you remember?" "When did we not turn our backs to each other in bed?" "Do you remember?" "I don't remember..." "You don't remember or don't want to remember?" "I don't want to discuss this..." "Why?" "I thought you like discussions..." "Come on..." "let's discuss... let's discuss why..." "Why my wife doesn't want to sleep with me?" "Come on..." "Our relationship cannot grow just by sleeping with each other Rishi..." "It can only grow when we embrace each other's sorrow and happiness..." "And when was the last time we did that?" "When Rishi?" "A husband and wife don't just share a bed ...they share their lives..." "What?" "How dare you?" "Do you think I'm the kind of man who only feels the need for his wife in bed?" "How dare you, Maya?" "to embrace each other's happiness and pain, one has to embrace each other..." "And you have never felt that way about me..." "'You are a child, you are a child, you are a child... '" "I'm fed up of hearing that..." "If I was truly a child I'd have broken down long ago..." "I tolerate you because I'm a man!" "I have heard enough..." "Today you cannot leave like this..." "You will have to tell me today... the truth... tell me..." "Why did you marry me?" "Why?" "I married you because I love you..." "But why did you marry me, Maya?" "Tell me..." "Why did you marry me?" "Rishi leave me please..." "Rishi please..." "You are hurting me..." "Rishi..." "Rishi..." "Rishi... the truth Maya is that you never married me..." "You compromised..." "I'm your life's biggest compromise..." "A compromise that you regret every day of your life, right?" "Give me an answer..." "What answer?" "You have nothing to give..." "Not love..." "Not happiness..." "Not affection..." "You haven't even been able to give me a child!" "And Maya I have never made you feel inadequate about that... never..." "You just did..." "Just did..." "Rishi..." "Four years ago you said that everlasting romances don't exist anymore..." "Remember Dev?" "Will you say the same even now?" "Four years ago you said that if I don't look for love after marriage I won't find it..." "What will you say now, Dev?" "What will you say?" "Answer me..." "What are you and me doing at the station in the middle of the night?" "What are we doing, Dev?" "Answer..." "I need answers to all these questions..." "I don't know..." " Tell me..." "Where are you going, Dev?" "I want the answers... tell me Dev... tell me..." "Answer..." "I want to know... tell me... 18th March 2002..." "You met me for the first time, Maya..." "I remember the exact time, Maya..." "Since that day I have felt like I have known you forever..." "Is this the answer to your question?" "Maybe not..." "Maybe this..." "Everyday your train leaves the station at 4.32 and mine at 4.21... and everyday I miss my train so  that I can spend some more moments with you..." "Is this the answer to your question?" "Dev..." "Everyday I leave you at the station but your thoughts don't leave me..." "Is this the answer to your question?" "Then try this..." "I'm a married man Maya and I think you forget  that you are too..." "Since both of us are married what are we doing at the station in the middle of the night?" "Bingo..." "Bingo..." "I think I have the answer..." "That's the answer to your question, right?" "Listen to the answer..." "I love you Maya and you love me too!" "Mom, why are we discussing this?" "You are Dev's mother... you will take up for him..." "I'm a woman before I'm a mother, Rhea..." "And I know you are right..." "But what happens just because I think so  the situation is not going to change..." "Things will only change when Dev changes..." "And that's not going to happen..." "Rhea..." "Rhea..." "Mom... please..." "I'm tired..." "I've tried enough to understand him... to get closer to him..." "One fine day he just decided to step back from the relationship..." "He did not step back Rhea..." "You raced ahead..." "You have to wait for him..." "Why?" "Why is a woman always expected to wait?" "Because they are stronger..." "And have you thought about Arjun?" "I'm not the kind of woman who will use her child as an excuse to back down..." "I'm not that weak..." "You are not weak..." "Your relationship is..." "You have to give it strength..." "You have to give it time..." "I will give this relationship nothing till Dev gives it love..." "You are going somewhere?" "Paris..." "For ten days... to organize a few events..." "Last night the things you said to her..." "Last night I said a lot of things I shouldn't have and a few that were very important to say..." "Try to understand her Rishi..." "How do I understand a heart that has no place for me?" "That's not true, Rishi..." "She loves you a lot..." "Look into her eyes..." "Who else can all that love be for?" "I wish the love in her eyes reached her lips once in a while..." "Dad, everyday I tell her how much I love her... has she ever said it?" "Sorry dad..." "I can't take it..." "Not anymore..." "Now?" "Now what, Dev?" "It was important to say that we love each other..." "So we've said it..." "And what did we gain by saying it?" "I don't know but if we hadn't, we would have lost something..." "You know Dev that this relationship has no future..." "Yes..." "I know..." "That's why it needs to be abandoned on this beautiful note..." "One last cup of coffee?" "No..." "Your train..." "Not my train anymore..." "I'm planning to stop traveling by train..." "Buy myself a new car..." "A nice new blue car..." "You like blue?" "I like blue..." "Your life is empty..." "I can see it in your eyes..." "Do you remember when we touched each other?" "Held hands?" "Anything?" "Do you remember?" "I leave you at the station everyday but your thoughts never leave me... to embrace each other's happiness and pain, one has to embrace each other..." "And you have never felt that way about me..." "Since both of us are married what are we doing at the station in the middle of the night?" "You have to tell me today Maya... tell me the truth..." "Why did you marry me?" "Sometimes friendship takes the place of love and then there's no place left for love... the truth is that you never married me, Maya..." "You compromised..." "Listen to the answer, Maya..." "I love you Maya..." "And you love me too..." "And what if I find my soul mate after marriage?" "Dev..." "I like blue..." "We were crazy..." "We were strange..." "We were different..." "Very different..." "Incomplete on our own but so complete together..." "We were not walking on the ground..." "There, we had slipped long ago..." "We were flying in the sky..." "Talking to the clouds..." "We didn't have a care in the world..." "We had made our own world..." "Our world..." "Maya and Dev's world... the world of our dreams..." "But then dreams always leave when you wake up to reality..." "Come on drink your milk fast..." "I don't want to drink it..." " Drink it!" "Here..." " It's ok..." "It's ok Dev..." "Thank you..." "I don't know what to do Sam..." "I was going to ask you for advice and I come to know  that it's the same situation in your house too..." "God!" "Every house seems to have the same story..." "Will you stop this TV soap commentary?" "Sam... be serious for once..." "What's the point of being serious..." "Look..." "Your son is mule headed..." "He is not going to do anything..." "Maya isn't at fault so she isn't going to do anything..." "So what do we do, Kamlu?" "I know..." "You do have a point..." "Whatever needs to be done has to be done by Rhea and Rishi..." "But they are both being so stubborn..." "Who will convince them?" "What if they convince each other?" "And why will they do that?" "They hardly know each other..." "Precisely... two strangers... same situation..." "Then friendship and problem solved... remember?" "But how will they meet each other?" "Dad..." "What are we doing here?" "I haven't bought you a present in a longtime..." "So I thought I'd do that today..." "Dude, it's a toy store..." " Yeah..." "So?" "It's for kids..." "But to me you will always be a kid..." "Mom..." "Should I take this for Arjun?" "Yes... take it..." "It's very nice..." "It's fantastic..." "You have very good taste..." "It's a fabulous dog... take it..." "Dad..." "What did you have for breakfast?" "I don't know..." "I don't remember her name..." "Ok..." "I'll take this..." "God!" "What an awful red dog..." "Just leave it..." "Kamaljit..." "What a surprise!" "Oh Samarjit..." "So nice to see you here..." "Of all the places in New York we had to meet here..." "Coincidence... coincidence..." "Just a coincidence..." "How are you?" "By the way what are you doing here?" "We had come here to buy a soft toy for my grandson which he can cuddle up to in the night..." "Even I was looking for something like that..." "And I saw you..." "Neither am I soft nor am I a toy..." "So please stay away..." "Much as I am enjoying this conversation... can we please move on?" "Of course... of course... of course..." "There are so many beautiful things here... red... blue... green..." "Come on darling... help me get this one..." "Don't you think that was weird behavior?" "You think he was hitting on my mother-in-law?" "Oh no... you don't need to worry about that he pretty much hits on anything that moves..." "Ok I'm getting late..." "I have to go..." "Where are you heading?" "Work... 55th and 5th..." "Oh great..." "I'll walk you..." " Sure..." " Alright..." "Sam..." "I think it worked..." "So... what did you say your name was?" "Charlotte..." " Charlotte..." "You are gorgeous!" "Why are people so happy in new York?" "Because they are not married..." "That's why..." "Right..." "They are single..." "No tension in life..." "No problem..." "No stress..." "They go home... shower... freshen themselves..." "Watch TV... then they go out and get lucky..." "We... we go home and get unlucky..." "True..." "We go home to a sour face... that likes nothing... that likes no one..." "Not even us..." "I mean look at us..." "You are super sexy..." "I'm a super stud..." "But have they ever complimented us?" " Never!" "All the time whine... whine... whine..." "Blah... blah... blah... blah..." "On and on and on..." " And on and on and on..." "My god how they trouble us..." "How they sadden us..." "Mock us..." " Hurt us..." "Why did we marry?" "I know..." "Our brains were not working..." "You know what?" "We should be single..." "Yeah..." "Single..." "Singles rock!" "Single's the way to be..." " I want to be single..." "I want to be single too!" "Single..." " Single..." "Single..." " Single..." "Single..." " Single..." "And you know what?" "What?" "We..." " Yes?" "...are lying..." " What?" "I really love her..." "I really love him too!" "I love you Maya..." "You have called me five times since morning..." "What's the problem?" "the problem is that my work is that kind..." "I never have the time to express my feelings..." "And I keep expressing my feelings all the time..." "So what's stopping you today?" "Nothing's stopping you either..." "Do you like diamonds, Maya?" "Diamonds?" "Large, beautiful... expensive diamonds..." "Yeah of course..." "Good... tell your husband to buy them for you..." "Dev..." "I have bought you flowers..." "Call Dev..." "Call him now..." "Ok..." "I'll call him if you speak to Maya..." "Why should I speak any longer?" "I'm meeting you in five minutes..." "Then speak to me for four and a half minutes..." "Voicemail!" "Maya..." "I'm sulking and you aren't even trying to make up..." "Come on..." "Show me you care say or do something which shows that you are mine..." "Only mine..." "Maya..." "Miss you!" "Hey Dev..." "Look we have to talk..." "It's gone too far..." "I don't want to fight anymore..." "If you want the same then show me a sign..." "Just a sign..." "Come on let's make this work..." "I love you..." "See you later..." "Bye..." "Dev..." "You?" "Here?" "I just got out of the station..." "And these flowers?" "For you..." "That's sweet!" "I'll see you later at home..." "Yeah..." "Bye..." "Flowers have their own language they say so much silently..." "Right?" "I asked for just one sign..." "And got so many..." "Missed you..." " Yeah!" "Where's Arjun?" "Oh... he must have gone to his violin class..." "Right?" "He's quit the violin..." "Quit violin?" "Why?" "He thinks his violin is the reason for our fights..." "What an idiot I have given birth to?" "Sorry Papa..." "Shut up!" "There's no reason to say sorry..." "There's no reason to quit violin and there is absolutely no reason to play football..." "And that is the coach's order..." "Ok?" "Say ok..." "Ok..." "No more football..." "Anyone can play the football..." "Even I can... really..." "But only cool dudes play the violin..." "Right?" "And you are the coolest... ok?" "You can play violin as much as you want from today..." "Play it day and night..." "Whenever you want..." "I won't say anything..." "You know why?" "Why?" "I'll show you... because now I have this..." "Go on play the violin..." "I don't hear nothing..." "Papa..." "Can I hug you?" "What?" "Can I hug you?" "No... because I'm going to hug you..." "And I have another idea..." "We will make an eleven member team..." "You play the violin in the forward position..." "Violin doesn't have a forward..." "What nonsense..." "And our band will be called Manchester United Philharmonic..." "Ok?" "Rishi... all this..." " May I?" "I cleaned the entire house..." "It took three hours... the food's ready... really..." "With these very hands I phoned and called for food..." "But it's the thought that counts, right?" " Right..." "And that's not all... this whole weekend..." "You and me..." "All day and all night... for hours... we will... with each other..." "Discuss things..." "Whatever you want we shall discuss..." "I'm sorry Maya..." "For that night..." "Sometimes you make mistakes in love..." "Yeah..." "Dev..." "Who are you talking to?" "Come in..." "Ok come on... one more..." "Sorry..." "I couldn't take your calls..." "Rishi was with me the whole weekend..." "Don't worry..." "It's alright..." "I tried just once..." "But I got 15 missed calls... the numbers get dialed accidentally..." "How was the weekend?" "Very good..." "I spent a lot of time with Rhea and Arjun..." "It was fun..." "After all family is family..." "We even went shopping..." "Rhea bought a lovely dress..." "Quite sexy..." "Rhea looked very good in it..." "Of course..." "Rhea is a beautiful woman..." "She looks good in anything she wears..." "So what did you do today?" "Same as everyday..." "I had lunch with George Bush and now I'm off for coffee with Madonna..." "Stupid bloody questions..." "Look I don't know what your problem is but I don't want to fight with you..." "Anyway I'm going out with Rishi..." "There seems to be a sudden bout of love for Rishi...?" "Yeah..." "After all family is family..." "Right?" "So Rishi is taking you to meet the rest of his family at the zoo?" "Rishi is taking me to the ballet..." "Ballet?" "Where men dance without underwear?" "Rishi likes all that stuff?" "Not Rishi..." "I like ballet..." "Ballet is music, dance, poetry..." "I love the ballet..." "You like strange things..." "Yeah..." "Nothing can be more strange than you..." "Enjoy your ballet... ballet!" "Dev..." "I hope you are well..." " I am..." "Why?" "First the flowers..." "Now the ballet..." "You all right?" "I'm alright, thank you..." "Maybe you are falling in love... with me all over again..." "Will you excuse me for a moment..." "I will join you..." "Hey... isn't that..." "Dev?" "And..." "Rhea... yeah..." "Hey Rhea..." "Are you following me?" "I don't know about you guys but I'm following your wife for sure..." "Hey..." "Hey..." "Hi Rhea..." " Hi..." "So how are you guys?" "Oh we are good... we are good..." "So even you have come here to appease your wife?" "Ballet can be so boring..." "Boring?" "Ballet is not boring..." "Ballet is music, dance, poetry..." "I love the ballet..." "Maya..." "Do you love the ballet?" "Yeah..." "Lovely dress, Rhea..." "Thank you..." "It's Dev's choice..." "You've got very good taste..." "Thank you..." "You look beautiful too..." "But a little less than Rhea..." "Just the way you look a little less handsome than Rishi..." "Oh yes..." "Wow Maya!" "A compliment after years!" "Not bad... not bad..." "Same here..." "Dev, you need to be taken to the doctor tomorrow for sure..." "Come on lets go..." "I don't want to miss the ballet..." "I want to pee..." "Excuse me..." "Excuse me..." "I love the ballet..." "Come on move..." "I'm sorry..." "Ok..." "Told you he was on drugs..." "What were we doing?" "What were we doing last night?" "We were playing with their feelings..." "For the first time I felt hatred for myself..." "How could I do this to Rishi?" "Feeling bad for him?" "You must have felt guilty last night too..." "So what did you do to get rid of your guilt?" "What did you do?" "Did you allow him to touch you?" "Where did he touch you?" "Here?" "Here?" "Here?" "Did he touch you here?" "Stop it Dev..." "Just stop it..." "You think I don't feel bad?" "that my love spends nights with someone else?" "But I bear it..." "I can't bear it..." "I can't bear it..." "You will have to... because our relationship is a dream  that shatters every time we reach home..." "And that's the truth..." "I can't accept this truth..." "I can't bear it..." "I can't bear it..." "I can't bear to see you with him..." "You are mine..." "Just mine..." "Then how come he has a greater right..." "Your heart is mine but you have his name..." "I can't bear it..." "You are mine..." "Dev, what are you doing?" "Buddy..." "On the eve of your wedding I just want to say that marriage is beautiful..." "It gives you that special someone who you trust more than yourself..." "Trust me dude... being married is the world's greatest feeling... to Diva..." "Finally the No.1 magazine..." "Ok girls from now on we have a new policy..." "No more late nights... no more ignoring your husbands..." "Trust me... what's most important is this..." "Rishi..." "I don't know who's following whom here..." "Oh who cares?" "I'm celebrating..." "So am I..." "But only you and me know the real reason why we are celebrating..." "So?" "Singles still rock?" "Dad..." "Who's house is this?" "You know Kamaljit..." "It's her birth day today..." "So I thought I'd invite her for dinner..." "If you are with me she will take me more seriously..." "Kamaljit?" "Kamaljit..." "That..." "Dev..." "Dev..." "Dev's mother..." "Rhea..." "Who is it?" "Many happy returns of the day..." "Thank you Sam..." "Happy birthday, aunty..." " Thank you..." "What a surprise!" "I'm full of surprises..." "So how old is Chandigarh?" "Beauty has no age, Sam..." "Really?" "Anyway let's get to the point..." "Kamal..." "I'd like to throw a party for you tonight..." "No..." "I don't trust your parties  the next thing I know there'll be nude girls..." "So you can join them too..." "Just kidding..." "Just kidding..." "Seriously, it will just be family..." "Our families..." "No..." "Come on..." "Listen... hey Rhea..." "Come on..." "Dad!" "Our wedding pictures..." "God, we were so drunk..." "You know what I am saying to Dev here?" "Now that the vows are made, I'll kill you if you don't stick to them... this one's my favorite..." "When Arjun was born..." "I have never seen Dev so happy..." "Rhea..." "I'm leaving..." "I..." "Hey Dev..." "Look who's here..." "Hi..." "Hey..." "Ok..." "All's settled..." "Dinner at my place..." "Sharp 8..." "Hi..." "And yes you are invited too..." "But if you are busy we shall understand..." "Sam..." "Just kidding sweetheart..." "Bye... see you..." "You seem to have settled down here..." "Should we?" "Bye..." "Maya..." "Can I have Dev back please?" "Photo, Maya..." "Sorry..." " That's ok..." "Fill it up..." "Fill it up..." "Dude... ease up on the wine..." "Relax..." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Attention please..." "I have an announcement to make..." "I'm getting married... to Kamal..." "What?" "That's the expression I wanted to see..." "Sam..." "What are you doing?" "Just joking..." "You know we have to do something about your son's sense of humor..." "Smile my son..." "Smile..." "You won't die if you do..." "And even if you die, you will die with a smile..." "Sam... it's a five course meal with a preset menu..." "Thank you..." "Are you on the menu?" "No... but my grandmother is..." "Well done..." "At last there's someone who can shut you up..." "Tell me Rishi, was he always like this or is this change recent?" "He behaves like a tiger now but he was a mouse before my mother..." "Rishi... behave..." "His mother was a very strict woman..." "She used to say, 'you can look... but don't you dare touch!" "'" "And these days there's no time to look..." "Too busy touching..." "Very bad..." "Oh Mom..." "I really hope you are not listening..." "Your Mom and her rules..." "It's not about rules, Mr. Talwar..." "It's about limits..." "It's very easy to slip in a marriage..." "It's difficult to keep control..." "I personally feel every relationship should have its boundaries..." "And I believe more the boundaries more the chances of them being crossed..." "Well..." "I don't really agree with you..." "Maya you tell me..." "What do you think?" "Maya doesn't need to draw any boundaries because her husband loves her too much..." "Flattery..." "Flattery..." "When a man uses flattery it only means two things..." "Either he is lying or he is hiding something..." "Really..." "These days Dev is flattering me a lot..." "You think I need to worry..." "Actually you should..." "Everyone's been speaking a lot..." "About relationships..." "But relationships are not about words they are about circumstances..." "No one knows why one slips in a relationship..." "Why one falls in love outside a relationship..." "No one knows..." "Even I don't know why it happened with me..." "But it did..." "Rhea, I am in love with someone else..." "I'm sorry Rhea but that's the truth..." "And the woman I fell in love with is right here..." "Right here..." "It's Maya..." "What happened, Mr. Talwar?" "No sense of humor?" "I was just joking..." "Dev... that really wasn't funny..." "I was going to kill you..." "I was going to kill him before you..." "You are a bit crazy..." "Good joke..." "Good joke..." "What was wrong with you last night?" "What were you saying?" "You said whatever you felt like..." "Did you think of me even once while saying all those things?" "Now who will answer Rishi's questions?" "You..." "Who else?" "Just tell him the truth..." "I don't care..." "Tell him the truth?" "Then what Dev?" "Leave the house?" "And come to you?" "Will you leave Rhea and your son?" "Tell me..." "No..." "I don't think so..." " I thought so..." "Dev don't touch me..." "Dev... just leave me." "You were right Dev..." "You never know what you'll get to see outside this station..." "Let's go..." "Oh... you never have tea..." "I'm crazy..." "What am I saying?" "Just need to clean all this..." "Dude..." "Any message for Mom?" "Rishi..." " Maya..." "I wanted to apologize Dad..." "But apologies are for mistakes..." "What's the punishment for selfishness?" "I'm a father..." "I can't punish..." "I can only advice..." "Leave Rishi..." "You don't love him..." "By being with him like this you are keeping him away from his true love..." "And yourself too..." "These incomplete relationships will bring happiness to no one..." "Dad!" "It's not your fault, Maya..." "Love and death... both come uninvited..." "No one has any control over them..." "He's going away..." "He's not going to make it..." "I don't want to lose my Dad, Maya..." "Thank God I have you..." "Chandigarh..." "We knew this was the end of our journey..." "These were the last few breaths of our love story..." "We had to collect these moments and breathe a new life in to our old relationships..." "It was time to go home..." "We had to tell Rishi and Rhea the truth..." "Because happiness can never bloom in the shadow of lies..." "No one knew this better than us..." "Rhea..." "There's another woman in my life..." "That's not funny anymore..." "I'm not joking..." "For the last six months..." "But it's over now..." "Maya..." "Why it happened..." "I don't have any answers..." "But I want to give our marriage another chance..." "Do you love her?" "How does it matter?" "It matters to me..." "If I had to do what you did... would you forgive me?" "You wouldn't, Dev..." "You would never forgive me..." "You will have to leave this house... this marriage is over..." "Rishi..." "Listen to me..." "Listen to me..." "Rishi..." "Rishi..." "Did you sleep with him?" "You slept with him?" "Tell me Maya..." "How was it?" "Was it fun?" "Did you have fun?" "Tell me..." "Tell me..." "How strange Maya that you kept cleaning this house all the time and today you have brought in so much filth..." "Don't say that, Rishi..." " Then what should I say?" "What should I do?" "Celebrate?" "Should I celebrate that my wife is sleeping with another man?" "I'm sorry Rishi..." "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry..." "Why did you do this..." "Why did you do this to me, Maya?" "I loved you so much..." "More than my own self..." "More than life..." "But it wasn't enough for you, right?" "It's not like that Rishi..." "Then how is it, Maya?" "Every morning I woke up to looking to your eyes... to search form face..." "But now I will only see him..." "And I will not be able to bear that..." "But that relationship is over, Rishi... this relationship is over, Maya..." "Then I'll leave...?" "I won't stop you..." "Try not to hate me, Arjun..." "Rhea..." "I want to say something to you..." "Dev didn't ask me before stepping out of this marriage..." "Neither did you ask me before throwing him out..." "But my grandson's eyes ask me whether I'm going to leave him..." "I can't do that Rhea..." "So if you have no objections..." "I would like to stay with you..." "Can I?" "Hello... hello..." "Dev..." "Maya..." "Yeah..." "Got dialed by mistake..." "Are you ok?" "Did you..." "Tell Rishi..." "Rishi?" "I told Rishi everything..." "What did he say?" "He was very angry at first..." "But with time I know he will forgive me..." "He's a good man..." "And Rhea?" "Even she will forgive me with time..." "After all family is family..." "Yeah..." "Family is family..." "Yeah Rhea..." "I'm coming..." "Even I am at home... with Rishi..." "Be happy..." "Goodbye..." "All our relationships were defined by this one word..." "Both of us left our homes and didn't even tell each other about it..." "I had never seen the hope of meeting again die such a silent death before..." "Do you know Maya that in these three years I tried hard to hate you... to forget you... but I couldn't couldn't do it, Maya..." "You gave up the house but the house could never give you up..." "You were right..." "I was a child..." "I could never understand you..." "And that I realize today..." "I have grown up, Maya..." "I am in love again..." "I'm getting married..." "Won't you say anything?" "I'm very happy for you..." "Her name is Catherine..." "And I want you to be the best man at my wedding, Maya..." "I don't have anyone besides you..." "You are my family..." "Always have been... always will be... this is for you." "Dad!" "Wherever he is... he is with us he is with you..." "Jai..." "I'm not ready yet..." "I am being a mother to my son after many years..." "At this point I'm happy with this one relationship..." "And..." "You don't have to say anything..." "I just want you to know that I'll be waiting..." "Ok?" "I'm sorry..." "I just came to say Bye'..." "Rhea..." "You just get ready..." "I'll wait for you outside..." "And good luck with your job in Canada..." "What time is your train?" "In two hours..." "Arjun..." "I know..." "I met Mom..." "He probably forgot that I was leaving today..." "Rhea..." "I have lost my right to ask you for forgiveness but I don't want to lose the right to bless you..." "Have a good life..." "You stay in touch..." "God Rhea..." "We are really late..." "I'm so sorry Jai..." "Don't worry about it..." "Jai..." "I'm going to kill you..." "You missed the ceremony..." "Not my fault, sweetheart..." "Blame it on Rhea..." "Congratulations..." "Rhea..." "It's so nice to finally meet you..." "Jai talks about you all the time..." "Well I hope good things..." "Of course..." "You haven't met my husband..." "Sweetheart?" "Come meet my oldest friend in the world... this is..." "Rhea..." " Rishi?" "Great..." "You know each other?" "Yes..." "We do..." "Congratulations..." "You are a lucky man..." "Thank you..." "Jai you are never going to believe who's in town..." "Honey... we'll see you later..." "Rhea..." "See you in a bit..." "Rishi?" "Your wedding?" "What about Maya?" "Maya and I separated three years ago..." "And you here?" "With Jai?" "Dev and I divorced three years ago..." "But do Dev and Maya know this?" "Maya..." "What's the matter Maya?" "Can't look me in the eye... can't face me..." "Because you broke my heart?" "My home?" "How could you break something that was already broken, Maya?" "Maybe you shouldn't have filled the void between Dev and me..." "But what could you do?" "Dev's love is like that..." "Ask me..." "I know..." "Don't be so large-hearted Rhea that I feel even smaller..." "I'm not that magnanimous..." "When Dev told me about you I left him..." "But I don't think you know that..." "How strange!" "the love that changed the destinies of two homes today stands destitute..." "I moved on..." "Rishi moved on... the two of you got left behind..." "Perhaps that's our punishment..." "Such a small punishment?" "Try living with Dev..." "Then you will know what punishment is..." "Ok..." "I had to fight fifty women for this..." "It's tradition  the girl who gets these flowers gets a new life new happiness..." "And I want that girl to be you, Maya..." "Your heart has been searching for love for many years and that love is Dev..." "And if you don't hurry now your love will move further away from you..." "Dev is leaving for Toronto..." "His train leaves in fifteen minutes..." "Go Maya..." "Go get your love before it's too late..." "Go..." "Thank you..." "And Rhea?" "Even she will forgive me with time..." "Maya!" "Aren't you a little overdressed for the station?" "Sorry..." "It's been a while hasn't it?" "I don't live here anymore..." "And I don't live here despite being here..." "Watch where you are going!" "Nothing's changed Dev..." "You still get angry at everything..." "Anger's my own..." "Doesn't leave me..." "Love can always leave and go..." "What will you do if you find your lost love?" "What will I say now, Maya..." "I'll just say go back'!" "Dev..." "Only I know how I have survived these three years..." "There was not a moment in the day when I didn't think of you..." "But I used to convince myself that you are alright you are happy with your family..." "I used to think of your happiness and it would reduce a bit of my unhappiness..." "But today I realized that you have been as alone as I am..." "Yes Dev..." "Even I have been alone for three years..." "Alone..." "Like you..." "Why Dev?" "Why did all this happen?" "Why?" "Why did we meet?" "And then part?" "Why, Dev?" "Why?" "Everyone shares happiness and sorrow..." "I want to share my punishment with you..." "My life may not be complete living with you but at least it will be a life..." "Will you share this incomplete life with me Maya..." "Answer me Maya..." "It's hurting..." "Answer..." "I can't sit here the whole..." "What do you want me to do?" "Go down on my knees?" "Shut up..." "Just shut up..." "Speak politely..." "Ok..." "Hello..." "Thank you..." "Nice to meet you..." "I love you..." "Damn it!" "I love you too..." "Come on..." "Now?" "Now what?" "Fifteen days in jail..." "What?" "Yeah..." "I stopped the train by pulling the chain..." "Why are you wearing this silly sari?" "I'd gone for Rishi's wedding... the foundation of a marriage should only be love..." "And nothing else... because if the foundation is wrong, relationships end..." "Like it happened with us..." "Years later, we found love..." "Happiness..." "But we just wish that  the road to our destination didn't have to be paved with broken hearts..."