"I can make the most undesirable creature desireable to anyone." "Big nose, big cock!" "You can hook him up with anyone then you will have my attention." " I fear you've created a monster." " It'll wear off in a couple of days." " And what do I get out off this game?" " Me." " When Eva died, I saw something." " That was Hel's spirit, leaving the mortal body and returning to the universe." " You killed her." " Someone had to." "You murderd my daughter, Freyja." "My judgement is that Freyja's punishment shall be that she must shapeshift back into being a tree..." "It broke out in the same area of the forrest you guys were hanging out in." " You need more food in this fridge." " That is because you ate it all last night." "They're not called the munchies for nothing, Ty." "Do I look like I've gone through to much trouble?" " No, perfect." " Hot without trying." "Good, cause I'm trying not to appear as if I'm trying." "Then you've succeeded." "As you get older you wonder sometimes if you still got the magic." "I don't get older, so..." "Trust me, magic in spades." "Well, I guess I'll eat something on the way then." " No, we won't have time." " Yeah I will." "I'm on my way to Raglan." " Why are you going to Raglan?" " That's where the waves are." " But what about Danny?" " Who's Danny?" "I told you about him last night." "I was really stoned last night." "And today the call of the sea is strong in me and..." " But what about Danny?" " Give my love to him." "Whoever he is." "I have a meeting and I can not miss that meeting." "But I promissed Danny I pick him up." "Why can't you take her car?" "Because Ingrid's car is less a car more of a rusting immovable object that collects tickets outside my house." " I was planning on doing stuff today." " What stuff?" "Student stuff." "I'm a student, you know?" "Shut up!" "Come on, Axl!" "Help the damsel in distress." " Good man." " Your knight in shining armor." "Won't take long." "It's amazing, isn't it?" "How everything... looks beautiful but the same." "All green." "So, who is this Danny dude we're waiting for?" "An old friend." " As an old boyfriend." " It's a little bit more complex than that." "Initially it was more of a staff-patient relationship and then it blossomed." " And you were the..." " Patient." " And he was your doctor?" " Oh, yeah, no." "Psych nurse at the hospital." "So you were..." "In the bin." "God, you can say it." "I wasn't actually nuts, as it turned out," "I just didn't know why I was different." " The god things." " You got it." "And he was your nurse and he hooked up with you." "Isn't that sort of unethical?" "Well, yes." "But by the time we actually started having sex we'd already crossed a few ethical lines, that wasn't really an issue." "Lines such as...?" "I was helping him steal meds and sell them." " It all ended when he got fired." " Because he was stealing drugs." "Because he got cought stealing drugs and went to prison." " Prison?" " That one down there." "Here he is!" "I said we pick him up by the gate but he wanted to walk for a bit and breathe in the free air." " Hey there!" " Danny!" "You feel so good!" " Danny, this is Axl." " Oh, hey." "I want you, and I want you now!" "We just need to be alone just for a minute." "Sorry, it won't take long cause he's been in prison." "SubCentral.de presents:" "The Almighty Johnsons S02E07 Effortless Coolness Manly" "Corrected by" "Don't got to work." "I've got a meeting." "I'm sure we can come up with something way better than any meeting." "Not unless you like an audience a lot." " Sorry, we're not open yet." " The door was unlocked." "The landlord's very absent minded." "Are you Michael Johnson?" " Who wants to know?" " This is for you." " Beggars can't be choosers, right?" " You're not a beggar, and I will not let you stay here." "You're starting your life again, Danny, and you're not starting it there." "Drive!" "Away from here." " Are you a chauffeur?" " Axl's a friend, he's a true friend." "Hell, I'm hungry!" "Is anyone else hungry?" "Can we stop for food somewhere?" "Shut the door." "So what is this big secret thing you want to talk to me about, the one that Mike mustn't know about?" "It's kind of a medical thing." "Okay, if the word "prostate" passes your lips now," " it's not gonna happen." " No, nothing like that." "You're not sick, are you?" "I don't like touching sick people." "Isn't the a problem when you're a doctor?" "There are ways around it." "What do you want, Ty?" "It's kind of hypothetical question." "There is no "kind of"." "It is either hypothetical or it's not." "It's hypothetical." "About the dangers and difficulties of coming back from the dead." "Has Eva come back as some kind of zombie?" " No." " It wouldn't put it past her." "No." "I..." "I want to know what the windows is between, dying and coming back." "Without brain damage and stuff." "And stuff?" "What would I need to make it possible for... me?" "To die and come back?" "Yeah." "Tell me why you want to know all this." " It's kind of research." " There's that "kind of" again." "I need to know." "And I need to think about why you need to know before I tell you anything else." "Nice!" "This is a good score, Inga." "This is an awesome burger, man." "I get you back next time, eh." " Are you shacked this Ty guy?" " No, no, he's just" " So he wouldn't mind crashing here." " No, no, he's a sweetie." "Why don't we ask the man himself?" "Ask me what?" "Ty, this is Ingrids friend Danny." "He just got out of jail and needs a place to crash." " Danny." "Ty." " Hey mate." " This is a sweet place, eh." " No, not staying here." "Oh, not for long, just till he find somewhere decent." "No, it's not a good time." "He won't bother you, he'll be in my room most of the time." "It's not your room, it's mine." "You happen to be in it." " Thought it was alright for me to be here?" " It is." "But only if you're not bringing in anyone you like, and..." " Does Olaf know about Danny?" " Who's Olaf?" "But Danny is the one who needs somewhere to stay." "Not gonna be here." "What are you saying?" "That your friend can't stay." "I see." "Then, I guess you won't need me anymore, either." " That's fine." "I get the massage." " What?" "You need your space." "Actually, yeah, that would be quite good." "Come on Danny, let's go." "Ty needs his space." " And I need a drink." " Oh, baby, you read my mind." "Oh, Axl, could we get a lift, please?" "Same again, mate." "I'm good for it, Mike." "Not today, but I'm good for it." " Are you busy tomorrow?" " Me?" "No, not busy." " Could you make a meeting, here?" " Sure, what about?" "You'll see." "I thought Axl was the brother." "Yeah, he is, too." "Personally I suspect different fathers." "They rooted on the backseat of my car, Mike." " No wonder he's thirty." " I don't care how long he's been in prison, that's not all... and what's Olaf gonna say when he finds out?" "Well, I'm sure he'll role it." "He and Ingrid had a strange and special relationship." " Hope so." " Is that necessary?" "Lowers the tone a bit." " Where did you find him?" " Prison." "I can believe that." "I've got something to tell you." "Yeah?" "I've got something I can't tell you." "Sounds intriguing." "Can you please get them out of here before they start screwing on my furniture?" " They'll screw in my car again." " See, that's your problem, not mine." " Clothes on or off?" " Definitely off." "So..." " Who was the man in the suit?" " That's what I can't tell you." "Tell me!" "I'll give you a clue." "What do you truly want out of life?" " Apart from right now?" " Oh, much bigger picture." "What did you want to tell me?" " I'm not so sure I want anymore." " Oh yeah, you bet." "Okay, convince me." " My mornings meeting was with Ty." " Oh, what did he want?" "I only tell you if you make me come." "I can work with that." "Hey now, there's a little known fact that prison... is full of real smart guys." "If they're so smart, how come they got cought?" " They were unlucky." " You were unlucky, Danny." "Yeah, I was." "But I'm not anymore." "Because I met this guy inside and he gave me a real shithot tip-off." "You ready for this?" "The Government's are gonna make magic mushrooms legal" "Cool!" "Why would they do that?" "Well, to stop people smoking tobacco." "You see?" "Because when you're blitzed on the shrooms..." " you don't wonna fags." " That's true, that is so true." "Sorry, you seriously think the government are gonna legalize magic mushrooms?" "It's a fact, man." "But... this is the best bit." "If I get in on the ground floor now..." "I start growing the mushrooms..." "I'll be all set up for the law change and I'll be coining it." "Shitloads of money, legit business." " Genius." "Eh, babe?" " Yeah, I like mushrooms." " Even the ordinary ones." " Can you see it?" "You, me in some land on the Coromandel..." "I can totally see it." "Growing the mushrooms..." "We're going to be fucking millionaires." "Unfortunately..." "I have night shift." "This is all your fault." "Morning." "Morning." "Great day to be... alive." " Michelle told you." " I got it out of her at the end." "Never trust a goddess." "She's not gonna help you." " I didn't ask her." " Good." "Cause here's the thing, Ty." "When I've got Michelle in my arms and we're making sweet and tender love..." "I don't want to look into her eyes... and see the woman who helped my brother kill himself." " That would be a big, fat downer." " I won't ask her." " Good." " Got what you came for?" "Not quite." "I need you to come to the bar later on." "I'll text you the time when I've got it all sorted." "What for?" "It's to discuss a legal thing." "What legal thing?" "You'll see." "Do you like bacon?" "Oh, yeah, thanks." "I picked up some stuff, some eggs, some hash browns..." "Mushrooms?" "Hey, man, thanks for putting us up, eh?" "We'll get out of your hair real soon." "Is that rubbish?" " Where?" " In the rubbish bag next to the couch." "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, we got some pizza boxes last night, you know, we got the munchies and... you were gone to bed, Zeb passed out in the bathroom..." "Well, it's rubbish day." "It should go out now." " I'll do it." " Well, the truck comes pretty early, it should go now." "I will deal with it." "What's in the bag, Danny?" "It's nothing for you to worry about, you know?" "This is my flat, dude." "You're in my house." " What's in the bag?" " It'll be gone soon." "What the fuck?" "We did a couple chemists when we went out to get the pizzas." "We couldn't sleep." "We were just so excited about the farm." "Well, you remember what I told you, about the mushrooms?" "We just need a way to finance it and this is what Danny knows how to do, so..." "Do you want a cut, mate?" "Get out." "Fine." "Sweet." "Yeah, whatever." "I know when I'm not wanted, man." "It's cool." "Come on, babe." "Let's hit the road." "What are you doing?" " Going, like you told us." " I told him, not you." "But we're together again, me and Danny, just like old times." "I plan the jobs, cause it's not trainable to planning." "and Danny does the jobs." "We never get cought when we're together." "Has he totally brainwashed you?" "It's for the farm." "So we can buy the land." "It's expensive to buy good land, but you need good land for good mushrooms." "Don't let that bacon burn." "Get over it." "There is a name for when you have sex without consent." "Come on!" "You were totally into him." "Only because you put me under some kind of spell." "Basic human chemistry, kid." " Are we all here?" " I don't know, are we?" "There should be one more." " And... here she is." " Sorry, top of the greatest mornings so far." "All present and correct." "Excellent." "Please." "Okay, this is a... a legal document that concerns you all." "It's a will of sorts, if you like." "And for reasons best known to her..." "I am the executor of... said will." " Agnetha." " Yeah." "Can trees leave wills?" "Well, as I said, it's a will of sorts." "The best I can figure it, Agnetha must have had a system with her lawyers, where she had to check in with them every week." "And if she didn't, and they could find no trace of her... they were to assume that she decided to... you know, move on." " Leaving willing behind." " Yes, she was quite organized." "But she hated us." "But apparently, she also made a promise to you." "A promise... to look after you, for the rest of your lifes." "So... how much we're talking." "I mean, she was the goddess of prosperity, right?" " Good point." " It's not that simple." "There's strings attached." "That'd be right." " Who do we have to kill?" " No one." "You have to have a plan." "Something to set you up for the rest of your life." "Something that is... purposeful, economicely rewarding, generating prosperity." "And if you can satisfy me, that you have such a plan, then..." "I'm authorized to fund it." " Anything?" " To take care of you for the rest of your life." "You don't have to hurry, it's... quite a concept." "I can't think of anything." "A new bike?" "Yeah, think a little bigger, Stacey." "Would a farm be that sort of thing?" "Now, a farm... would be exactly that sort of thing." "Are they still here?" "No, kicked them out." "That's hardline." "Ingrid as well?" "She didn't want to stay without Danny." "What is with him?" "Search me." "He's such a tool!" "I thought she was with your cousin Olaf." "I have no idea." "My best guess is Olaf's not really into commitment." "Translation, he likes to screw around?" "He just likes to keep his options open." " In case the surf's good." " He's way better than that Danny." " He just gives me the creeps." " Yeah, well, Ingrid can't see that." "She's a hain" "Kind of crazy, but..." "Funny you should say that... given that she was in the loony bin when she met Danny." " Well, she was a patient?" " Yeah." "Oh my gosh, that is so wrong." "You have to get her away from him!" "Why me?" " Why is it my job to look after Ingrid?" " Well, who else is gonna do it?" " You?" " Well, I don't even know her." "So it's me by default?" "No, because... she's your good family friend." "And... because you're the kindest, and the smartest, and the one that cares the most." "No, I don't." "Yeah, I think you do." "Shut up." "Can't you just tell me?" "I'm not starting until Axl gets here." "Right, of course." "Cause you have to be in control of everything and everyone." "I'm not trying to control you, Ty." "Just trying to tell me what I can and can't do with my life." "It's a will." "We all have to hear it together." " And what about Anders?" " Have you any idea where Anders is?" "It's not like I chose to be born first." "What do you want?" "An apology?" "Sorry I'm late." "What's this hugely, important thing?" "To cut a long story short... our mothers will." "Shit!" "And it's Freyja, goddess of prosperity, there's quite a bit to hand out." "Excellent." "Pressuming there's any left." " After what?" " She cut the goddesses in too, and they get first crack." "Well, how much do they get?" "Yet to be determined." "Okay, so, after the goddesses had their go, we get... what?" "Equal share it is." " Of a sum yet to be determined." " Yeah." "And no one can tell us what to do with it?" "That's right, Ty." "Not even me." "How much are we talking?" "Ballpark." "I don't know, Axl." "And I won't know, until the goddesses name their price." "So, there might not be much left then?" "Trust me, this thing is huge." "When you say huge..." "I mean, Ingrid buying a farm will not put a dent in it." " Ingrid's buying a farm?" " Yeah, that's what she wants." "Have you got the foggiest idea what amounts to like a plan for the rest of your life?" " Not really, have you?" " No." "I never needed one before." "Agnetha took care of everything." "You should get that new bike." "Hey, that was the first thing I thought of, okay?" "That is just sad." "A mind so tiny, the only thing in it is a bike." "But your only plan is what god you gonna duff next." "Hey." "Hey." "It's a bit weird, isn't it?" "Being the beneficiaries after what we did to her." "What do you want, Ty?" "Did mom set a time frame on this thing?" "How do you mean?" "Mike... does the goddesses have to claim their share within a certain period?" "Not according to the document." "So we have to wait until they know what the fuck they want to do with their lifes." "It looks that way." "Tah." "That's..." "Evil?" "Infuriating?" "Typical of your beloved mother?" "Frustrating is the word I was looking for." "Well, it's her money, she can do what she wants with it." "And we have to suck it up." "But there's a lot of it, right?" "So, I could get an advance of my share?" "I don't think so." "Does the will actually say that I can't?" "Doesn't actually say." "Then where's the problem?" "I'm not gonna help you kill yourself, Ty." "Look... the god spirit can travel, right?" "It doesn't have to stay in the same body the whole time." "It just... migrates." "But what if without the god spirit, or whatever you want to call it... it doesn't revive." "What if you stay dead?" " But if I could find a safe way to do it..." " There is no safe way!" "You don't know that." "There might be some way involving transcendental states..." " Hypnosis..." " Catching straws, man..." "Don't you get it?" "I don't wonna be this guy." "A fridge repairmen who can never be with the woman he loves?" "That's what I want to spend my life doing, Mike." "Finding a way, not to be me." "Sorry, no." "You could do this, you just won't." "I'm following the terms to the quest, that's all." " I'm doing what our mother wanted." " Following orders." "That's an excuse that works well throughout history." "Axl." "Mike told me you were here." " Can I come in?" " Yeah." "Sorry, a bit untidy." "That's okay." "I won't stay long." " I just want to make sure, you're okay." " Yeah, I'm fine." "Why wouldn't I be?" "Danny." " He's bad news." " Yeah, a lot of people think that until they get to know him." "He's a drug dealing morron with no grasp from reality." " You can do better than him." " Can I?" "Danny helped me." "Everyone else thought I was crazy, he was the only one who could see who I really was." " A goddess?" " No, no, he doesn't know any of that stuff." "No, I mean confused, afraid." "Someone who helps him steal drugs?" " That's in the past." " Last night!" "But I see the real Danny too, what's inside him." " He has big dreams." " He has insane dreams that will never come true." " They might." " No, they won't." " Hang on to your money, Ingrid, don't give it to him." " But I'd love to live on a farm." "Then live on a farm, just not with Danny." "Don't you want me to be happy?" " It's not what I'm saying." " So what are you saying?" "Don't tell him about the money, please." "Let's get this babe started, Babe." "Axl, man!" "Axl, no grudges my friend." "Not on a day like this." "Cause Ingrid, she's coming to a fortune." "Some naughty old aunt she popped her clocks and we can buy the farm." "Mike, you can't give her the money." "It's Ingrids choice." "It's a magic mushroom farm, Mike." " Really, can you farm it?" " Not legally." "She made me believe it was just a farm." "That is her conning you because she is being conned by an bullshit artist." " Not my Problem." " Yeah, well, it has very much become my problem." "Shouldn't it be Olaf's problem?" "And where is he when shit hits the fan?" "Fucking surfing!" "But someone's got to protect Ingrid even if it's mainly from herself." "And that's you, is it?" "Yeah, why not?" "You have seen Danny, he's a tool." "But he's Ingrid's tool." "Who are we to judge?" "Even Gaia doesn't trust him." "Unfortunately, there is nothing in the request that says" ""Each goddess should come up with a viable lifeplan as long as Axl's flatmates has no objections, or way you go."" " Our hands are tied, Axl." " Listen to me, dammit." "We are Gods, there aren't that many of us and if we don't look out for each other... what's the point?" "We're an endangered species cause we endanger each other." "We should help Ingrid," "Are you done?" "Pretty much." "Then I suggest you put your dick back in your pants cause you're not entirely Odin yet." "Why don't I ever get the respect I deserve?" "Who cares about respect, you're gonna be rich, dude." " Mike doesn't listen to me, Ingrid doesn't listen to me." " When do you get the money?" "Like some servant." "I should be the master." " Are you gonna buy some cool shit?" " I don't want cool shit." "People respect you more if you had cool shit." " You reckon?" " Hell yeah!" "I'd respect you." "Hey look man, people just give you respect." "You have to command it." "That is true." "What you want is just effordly manly coolness." "Like a hero." "And buying stuff would help." "You think, being left a tonload of cash would make your life better, would you?" "Yes, Mike." "It's dreams come true, it's winning the lottery stuff." "Some people can't handle their dreams coming true." "Or they don't know what their dreams are." "It is so true and deep." "What is pissing me off..." "Hey, are you listen to me?" "I'm turning back into him, the miserable bastard who spent half of his life worrying about everything." "Don't do that." "She has cursed me, bloody woman." "Do you think it's stable... like an actual stable... of young studs to satisfy me 24 hours a day counts as a life plan?" "No." "You're right, this is a complete hell we've landed on." "such a curse." "Or you could just stop obsessing about your mother and fuck me instead." "No, no, instead... you know what I'm..." "Just do me." "Hey." "What are you doing?" " Power breakfast, you want one?" " Hell no." " Do you have to do that?" " What?" "Some of us are tired." "Sorry." "It looks disgusting." " It's liquid energy." " What for?" "Effordless command." " Are you on something?" " Yep, a mission." "I'm gonna save Ingrid from this useless creep Danny." "Right." "Come on, get dressed." "We're gonna get going." "What is that?" "It looks like spew." "I'm going to bed." "Good luck with the mission." "Oh, man." "She's the one who landed me on this." "And now I'm the one who's taking command." "Where's the respect?" "What is it this time?" " Time for a word?" " What's the point?" "Look..." "I get where you coming from." "And I understand you... you love being a god." " Yeah, but I never used to." " But you didn't get me, my problems back then and you sure don't now." "Ty..." " I do know, that it's tough being you..." " It's not just tough, Mike." " It's keeping me from everything I want in life." " I know." "And I'm trying to tell you, that's what I'm thinking about you, dick." "Really?" "I want you to be happy." "I just don't want you to die." "If I have to go on like this, I'll kill myself anyway." " You'd really do that?" " Yeah." "Okay." "You can have an advance." "What's the catch?" "If you agree this easy, there's a catch." "You can't risk your life." "A part of the equation is, I have to die." "Do you?" "Do you know that for a fact?" "If this is me, being a control freak, too bad." "I don't want you to (unclear)." "The operative word here is risk." "There has to be a safe way for your spirit to leave your body." "So if I agree to find this way, you'll give me the money?" "Yep." "What if it doesn't exist?" "You search, all right?" "But you don't do anything, until you talked to us first, your family." "Okay, deal." "To show you that I'm not just all about the money..." "I have a suggestion where to start." " Where." " Kvasir." "The guy pissed himself down the drain." "The wisest of all the gods." "He has the answer to every question." " If you can find him" " Hey," "I found it once." "Why we're here so early?" "It's a mission." "Missions always start early." "I should be in bed for freaking hours." "We'll be sitting around outside a scungy motel looking decidedly dodgy." "That's not very masterly." "You were saying?" "Okay Ingrid." "It's time to go." "What?" " You're coming with us, Ingrid." " Oh, is Danny coming?" " Don't worry about Danny." " Where are we going?" " To Mike's place." " Oh, for a drink." "Sure, why not?" "Okay, no Kvasir." "No." "Well, it's just the place to start, you know?" "Last place we saw him." "I imagine if you piss yourself down a drain you get washed out to sea." "Yeah, I guess." "Maybe it takes a while to get all your... you know, molecules back together again." "Maybe, but if he did make it back to land, you think it wouldn't be that hard to pick up a scent of a wrinkled wiener." "Okay." "Do you think mom did this to mess with my head?" "What?" "Dump it all on me." "I have to decide whether the goddesses life plans are worthy..." "I have to hand out the money... more of that responsible-guy-no-fun-shit?" " Why would she do that?" " Because she knows, you're good at it." "I don't want to be good at it." "I want to be a hedonist with a bar." "I just want to touch the woman I love without freezing her to death." "That's not unreasonable." "Does he always leave this place unlocked?" "Pretty much." "Hey, wait a minute." "You said we're having a drink." " Upstairs!" " But it's all here." "We'll take it with us." "Ah, okay." "You might want to slow down, Ingrid." " Why?" " Cause it's important, what I got to say." "Zeb?" "You can not buy a mushroom farm with Danny." "He's a criminal and a loser." "So...?" " So you shouldn't build your life around him." " So who else I'm gonna build my life around?" " Someone worth while." " Like who?" "You could build it around me." "I mean not have sex or anything but we could spend some money." "You deserve way better than Danny." " You think so?" " Yes, we all do." " All who?" " Your family of gods." "No, they don't." "None of you lot give a toss about me." "You think I'm this big joke." "It's not true." "You know, I know you're right about Danny." "But at least he needs me, and right now I really need to be needed." " We need you too, Ingrid." " Crap." " We do." " Prove it." "Ey?" "Make the Pantheon of sorry-ass north gods prove they need me and then I will listen to you." "Okay, I will." " Okay, time for plan B." " I don't know there was a plan B." "Just don't let her leave, and don't let her drink too much either." " Yeah?" " Do you come to the bar?" " I'm a bit busy, why?" " It's important, you have to come." "And bring the others." "I'm not rounding everyone up without a reason." "There is a reason, a good reason." "What?" "I found Frigg." " How?" " Just, I'll explain when you get here, okay?" "Can you say what he likes?" "They don't need me, I know they don't." "That's enough of the sorts, ey?" "They're selfish and unfeeling." "I mean, look at Stacey, look at what she did to you." "She's not even a proper goddes, she's only a handmaiden." "And she treated you like dirt." "She used you and then she dumped you." "Yeah, it was harsh." "Though, in fairness, apparently she was under some kind of spell." "It's how they are, gods and goddesses." "If you have a vulnerable side, they abuse it." "True that." "But..." "I need love." "And I'll take it where I can get it." "Right on." " Where is she?" " He won't say until everyone's here." "We all have to be gathered." " So, who are we waiting for?" " We need Olaf, too." " Last seen in Raglan, I believe." " I left a message on his phone." " This is Olaf, we're talking about, Axl." " I said it was urgent." " Look, Olaf is really important here." " Why?" "How is Olaf important to Frigg?" "Actually, I haven't found Frigg." "That was a lie, because I knew it was the only way I could get you all here." "Then why are we here?" "To save Ingrid from herself." "No, stop." "No one is leaving." " Says who?" " Says Odin?" "No, says me, Axl." "Ingrid is one of us, and she needs us." "And if we let her down, we let ourselfs down." "We betray our power, we sink to the level of scum..." " like Danny." " Who's Danny?" "Drug-piddling psych-nurse." " Ingrid's boyfriend." " And are we going to abandon her to that low-life loser?" "Like fuck we are." "I couldn't believe Stacey would even look at me." " You know, cause she's a friking goddess." " Handmaiden." "And the sex was unreal, but it was more than that." "We were soulmates." "But she's a heartless bitch." "She doesn't care." "None of them care." "Oh, you see?" "He knows what it's like." "That's not true, Ingrid." "They wouldn't all be here, if they wouldn't care." "Yeah, right." "You ever told them some lie to get them here, now you're gonna make it more lies." "I wouldn't do that." "I respect you, Ingrid." "You don't even know me, none of you know me." "Well, we know you're pissed." "You, you couldn't think of a good thing to say about anyone." "I'm not sentimentally diluted, if that's what you mean." "Come on, people." "Love and respect, okay?" " Stacey!" " What?" "Why don't you lead us off with what makes" "Ingrid a really special person?" "See?" "She can't think of anything." "I can, actually." "Cause I really admire the way you just take it when everyone dumps on you." "Cause they do that." "They put you down the hole time." "And I know how that feels cause they dump on me too." "Basically, they think you and me, we're nothing." "And it's gonna be like that our hole lifes." "Okay, thanks for that, Stacey." "Mike!" "Ingrid, you, you are a warm and empathetic person." "We really value your your uniqueness." " And that is the best you've got?" " Okay, but... it was something, right?" "A start." "Michele." "Actually, nevermind." " Olaf, just in time." " Awesome." "Where is she?" " Ingrid?" "She's right here, so..." " Yeah, I know she's here." "Where's the Frigg?" " Your message said you'd found her." " I knew it." "They would never have come here for me." " Not one of them." " Olaf would." "Olaf, why don't you... tell Ingrid how much she means to you." "What?" "Now?" "Yes, now." "Ingrid, you're an awesome lady you're mellow, you're cool, you never bum me out." "When the surf's pounding and I've got to split, you... you're fine with it, because you know that nature is my ultimate high, and..." "I respect you, because... you give me the space to be me." "Thanks, Olaf, I get the picture." "It's great." "So is Frigg here or not?" "I get that you are all a bunch of narcissists assholes liars and I'm so going to grow mushrooms with Danny." "Don't I get a shot?" "Didn't you have your shot when you kicked me out?" "I get it." "I get what you're saying, yeah." "You need love and respect and... we don't give you that." "And you need a purpose." "Everyone does." "You need to be needed." "And it doesn't make you weak or stupid to to want to be with this guy, who is from what I can work out a total tool." "And Christ, I was addicted to a woman who was killing me, and I couldn't fight it." "And... let's not forget who you are." "You are the goddess of prudence, you are a planing genius." "And the way you organized the search for the Frigg... awesome." "I wish I had half your talent." "Thank you, Ty." "And..." " I'm sorry I kicked you out." " No, no, that's okay." "You need your space." "But I need you more." "Will you come back?" "Really?" "To organize a search." "No one does it like you." "And find what?" "The one thing I need more than anything else in this world." "Can you help me, Ingrid?" "Well, I like a good search." "Thank you." "So is there, or is there not a Frigg?" "Okay, I'm just gonna keep it simple." "I'll tell him I don't need him anymore, I wish him well, and if he wants to do the farm thing without me, he can," " but I have other things in my life." " Ingrid, say it to Danny, not me." " Can you come with me?" " Sure." "Just remember, stick to the script, okay?" "You're a pusher, Danny." "You hurt on weak and lonely people, but you will never hurt on me again, never..." "Okay, okay, Ingrid, I think he's got it." "Oh my lord, did that good!" "You know what bums me out?" "Your bloody mother." "Yeah, tell me about it." "I will." "She looks after her goddesses, she looks after her sons, does she spare a thought for her father-in-law?" "Suck it up." "No one remembers the father-in-law." "Don't feel bad about it." "You're not going to be the only one with nothing." "Yes, he is." "By the time the goddesses are through all this, left will be small change." "You underestimate Agnetha's fortune." "You underestimate our desire to grind things to dirt and leave them pennyless." " It's like that, is it?" " Pretty much." "You look pleased with yourself." "Ask me why." "Why, Axl?" "I did a good days work." "I kidnapped Ingrid," "I staged an intervention, sorted Ingrid, got her away from dickhead Danny, and set her up with a nice guy who's got a really big job for her, which is just what she needs, cause she just loves to feel needed." " And all that in one day?" " Yeah." " Go you." " You bet." "You did good." "Kvasir... he's the wisest of gods." "Nothing he doesn't know." "And why do we want him?" " To answer a very simple question." " Which ist?" "How do I get my god spirit to leave my body without my body dying." " So, you don't want to be a god anymore?" " No, I do not." "I suppose you did suck the (unclear) when it comes to god choices." "I'm never warm." "My senses are all numb." "I can't touch anyone without endangering their lifes." "Poor you." "And I can't be with the woman I love." "And for her you'd renounce your god powers." "In a heartbeat." "Then let us go to work." "Do you mind?" "I'm trying to sleep." "What are you doing here?" "Attempting to sleep." "I can never sleep on the plane." "I got as drunk as the trolley-dolleys permit me, but" "I just can't sleep." "God, I love my bed." " When did you get in?" " Hours ago." "I was detained in customs." "The places I've been probed, Dawn." "Let's talk about it tomorrow at the office, okay?" "I need to get some Z's." "Hey, thanks for looking after my place when I was away." "I hope your cat didn't pee everywhere." "I don't have a cat." "That's good news." "Bye now." "I'll leave you to it then." "That's my girl." "You turtle off." "Okay." "Hey, Dawn." "Yeah?" "It's great to be home."