"Fixed  Synced by bozxphd." "Enjoy The Flick" "Where are you going?" "Pyari, wait up!" "Pyari, don't go inside." "Oh god, she went in!" "Have you gone mad?" "How many times have I told you not to loiter around this mansion!" " Dad, Pyari.." " To hell with her!" "Save your life and flee from here." "C'mon, do you want to die!" "I've repeatedly told you not to go there!" "You'll get killed!" "C'mon!" ""Fun and frolic.. great and grand!"" "WOW!" ""When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."" ""My nights are spent yearning for you."" ""When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."" ""My nights are spent yearning for you."" ""If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."" ""Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"" ""If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."" ""Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"" ""Fun and frolic.."" ""Darling, throw a party first." "Darling, buy me a margarita."" ""Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want."" ""Darling, take me on a long drive first." "Darling, gift me a diamond."" ""Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want."" ""When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."" ""My nights are spent yearning for you."" ""When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."" ""My nights are spent yearning for you."" ""If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."" ""Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"" ""If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."" ""Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"" ""Fun and frolic.."" ""O baby, your looks are killer." "Different is your style."" ""God must have made you on a Sunday." "O girl, you're mesmerizing!"" ""O baby, your looks are killer." "Different is your style."" ""God must have made you on a Sunday." "O girl, you're mesmerizing!"" ""When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."" ""My nights are spent yearning for you."" ""If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."" ""Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"" ""Fun and frolic.."" ""Darling, throw a party first." "Darling, buy me a margarita."" ""Darling, when it gets heady, you can do whatever you want."" ""Darling, take me on a long drive first." "Darling, gift me a diamond."" ""Darling, take me to your parents, then you can do whatever you want."" ""When my eyes fell on your hips, a hoot escaped my lips."" ""My nights are spent yearning for you."" ""If you don't yield, your heart will compel you."" ""Come into my arms, let's have some fun!"" ""Fun and frolic.."" "How long has it been ringing?" "Sir, the bell isn't ringing here, but there." "Oh, sorry." "Have you had this problem before?" "No." " Family history?" " Not at all." "Let me check." "My wife." "Hi baby!" "Hi sweetheart!" "Do you remember that we've to visit the guru today?" "Oh, I'm so sorry." "I have a patient waiting, I can't come." "But baby, I had told you"" "Listen up!" "We've to leave for the guru's place in an hour." "Damn you!" " Stand straight." " What did you say?" "No, I mean I can't come." "Look, stop being stubborn." "Stop it, sir!" "I won't!" "You've to visit the guru or else.." "Look, mom-in-law, I'm not going to let you crush me!" "Then get out of my house." " I'll be there in an hour." " That's like it." "Oh, you're suffering from hernia." "I didn't have it before the check-up, sir." "Life's changing every moment." "Somewhere life's pleasure, somewhere it's pain." "Hence, live to the fullest every moment." "This mood and moment will never come back." "Out.. out" run out!" "Wow!" "The guru is sharing such great knowledge." "He's not sharing knowledge, but testing my patience." " Sire.." " Yes?" "Since you've said that my late husband wishes to return to this world.." "...that too through my daughter's womb.." "...I've made a total donation of 12.5 millions." "See that?" "Her patience is being put through a test of fire." "There has been no news of her beloved." "Yes, sire." "Until dad doesn't tell you the time of his arrival.." "...I've not let him even touch me until then, just like you advised." "The one who has to come, will come." "Damn your lie!" "I mean, he'll be here in an hour." "It's already been six months." "Master, it's time to contact the spirits." "'Fearless and brave.'" " Your husband's name?" " Ravi" "Shastri, the cricketer?" "Oh god, when did he die?" "Ravi Mehra." "OK, Mehra." "'Come, let's find the road to love.'" "Come.. come.." "What happened, sire?" "The communication is breaking, I think the offering was a little less." "No, don't do that!" "I'm willing to spend." "Give it, dear." "Here, try once again." "Praise the lord!" "Come.. come.." "It seems the communication is breaking again." "Don't stop, I'm willing to give everything." "Come.. come.." "Come.. come.." "Come.. come.." "Here he is." "Shower him with petals!" "Your beloved has arrived, wearing slippers." " He's here?" " Yes, Ravi." " He's come?" " Yes." "Master, ask dad-in-law about the time of his arrival." "Just a second." "Since you've arrived in the world, you've to live." "If life's poison, you'll have to drink it." "He says, between 7.00 to 7.30 p.m." "You'll have to keep your word, oldie." "And you'll have to accept this blessing." "I'm not eating this." "Dare you refuse the guru!" "Don't forget." "Yes, I know that I live in your house." "Yes." "I'll leave now." "Do come again." "Master, you've given him a sweetmeat laced with opium.." "...marijuana, hashish and heroin." "Now see him perform." "Darling, I'm ready." "What have you done to yourself?" "What's with your look?" "Mom, come quickly." "What is the matter?" "Why are you shouting?" "Look at this." "What have you done to yourself?" "Aren't you ashamed?" "Why are you spitting?" "Have you gone mad?" "Darling, why are you acting crazy?" "I've been trying to explain to you"" "Don't bother, he's not going to understand." "Baby, please." "It's time for dad's arrival." "Hurry up." "Hurry up for what?" "He's been bitten by a mad dog." "That's why he's behaving like this." "Please baby, hurry up." "But with whom?" "Over here, the penthouse is beautiful and the basement is dilapidated." "And here, it's evergreen at the bottom." "...and barren at the top." "What?" "!" "This guru has given a very bad exchange offer." "I think it's up to me now." "You're going to be reborn today, baby." "Move!" "Hey, why are you shouting?" "Let's hack off the head, we'll celebrate the wedding night after that." "Instead of inviting my husband back home.." "...you were trying to send me to heaven!" "Even the auspicious time has passed." "Tonight, you're going to sleep here on the street." "Sir, when you see the penthouse.." "...you'll buy it immediately." "Hello?" "Hey Prem, sell-off my mansion at Doodhwadi." "I can't live at my mom-in-law's house anymore." "Amar, I'm driving right now." "I'm with a client." "We'll talk later, 0k?" "You're an expert con." "You manage to sell the worst houses." "What nonsense are you talking, Amar?" "You're a rascal of the first order!" "To earn your commission, you even sell off a tent house for a penthouse." "Amar, what nonsense are you talking?" "He was joking." "Here's your tent.. penthouse." "Amar, you scoundrel!" "Amar, you moron!" "Cursed dog!" "He ruined my deal!" "Brother-in-law, statue!" " Hi.." "You've to remain stiff now." "Tickle.. tickle.." "Tickle.. tickle.." "Tickle.. tickle.." "You shook!" "You shook!" "Sister, come quickly." "Look, Prem shook." "Sister, come fast." "See, Prem shook." "What's this?" "Why are you screaming?" "What's all the noise about?" " See.." " Shut up!" "Nothing." "It's good that you came." "I wanted to talk to you about something." "What is it?" "I want some money." "How much?" "Just a million." "A million!" "Have you gone mad?" "Money doesn't grow on trees." "Actually, Choti has a course in London." "She has to go and live there for two months." "What?" "!" "Choti has to live separately for two months?" "Why didn't you tell me this earlier?" "I'll try and sell a house tomorrow itself." "Yeah!" "I'll go and tell all my friends right away." "You're the best!" "Bye, Prem." "Bye." " Your feelings for my sister.." " Yes?" "...I appreciate it a lot." "What do you mean?" "She's my sister, but you considered her your own.." "...and agreed to give her a million rupees." "Yes, but you don't understand my feelings." "Since your sister came to live with us, we've been living like siblings." ""Come, get into my blanket."" "Welcome to my blanket." " Choti!" " Choti?" "Ignore her." "I can't ignore her." "No, please don't.." "Choti!" " What is it, Choti?" " I'm feeling very scared." "I saw a very bad dream." "I won't sleep alone." "I want to sleep between you and Prem." "What happened?" "Sister, there's a rat in your bed." "It rubbed against me." "No, Choti." "There is no rat on the bed." "There is." "I want to check." " No, Choti.." " Yes." " Yes." " No." "Choti, don't worry." "Even if there was a rat, it ran back into the hole in fear." "Nisha, you both can sleep here, I'll sleep outside." "OK?" "What do I do?" "She's a kid, she doesn't understand all this." "Just let her go to London once.." "...and I promise that every night will be a wedding night for us." "Really?" "If that is so.." "...then I'll surely sell the house to Pawan Lodha tomorrow." "Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Lodha." "Welcome!" "You won't find a better bungalow than this to start your married life." "Come, I'll show you the special features of this bungalow." " Please come." " Sure." "See this, a lake in front of the bungalow." "A valley in front of the lake." "And most important, a hill in front of the valley." "Well, what's so special about this hill?" "This is the mountain where if a man loudly shouts his name.." "...then do you know what happens?" "The hill replies with his lover's name." "Wow!" "Really?" "I'll try." "Please try." "Pawan!" "Ritu.." "Ritu!" "Wow, Mr. Lodha!" "Sorry.. see, I told you." "You're right." "Darling, why don't you also try?" "Please." "Try, Mrs. Lodha." "Ritu!" "Sahil.." "Vikas.." "Mohit.." "Shekhan." "Anil.." "Ramesh.." "Rohan.." "Rakesh.." "Sunil.." "Moti.." " Manoj.." "Sheela.." "Sonia.." " Girls?" "Pawan!" "Pawan!" " Pawan!" " Pawan?" "!" "Kancha." "Hey Amol!" "Chotu!" "Pappu".." "Garbage collector." "Watchman.." "Newspaper boy.. milkman.." "Listen to me, Mr. Lodha." "Please save me, brother!" "You're my friend.." "I need a million." "I have to send my sister-in-law to London for higher studies." "Please save me." "What is it?" "What are you staring at?" "Is your mother getting married?" "Get lost!" "Bloody scoundrel!" "Prem, he's my customer." "What are you doing?" "Please save me." "Give me a million rupees." "Where do I bring a million from?" "I'm just the manager of this hotel." "It doesn't belong to my father." " Prem, you should be happy." " Why?" "You have a hot sister-in-law at home to feast your eyes on." " I have a bull in my house." " Bull?" "Yes, my brother-in-law." "He came down for two months to participate in a wrestling competition." "He's been holed up in my house for six months now." " Have you seen the movie 'Judwa'?" " Yes, why?" "It's the same problem, man." "My wife and my brother-in-law are twins." "Cross-connection." "When I touch my wife.." "...my brother-in-law gets hot." "Oh.. no.." "Ouch"" " Ouch!" "What am I doing?" "Meet!" " Oh god!" " Leave my sister alone!" "Meet, you mean to say that your life is hell too?" "Yes." "Wife's calling." "Hi, darling." "Honey, guess what?" "What?" "Brother has gone out to chill with his friends tonight." "And he's out the entire night." "The line's clear." "Come home quickly." "Oh baby, I'm coming!" " Prem.." " You got the one million?" "No, my arrangements have been made." "You can sit here and think about your withdrawal." "I'm going home to deposit." "To deposit." "Meet, you bloody cheat!" "Oh baby, we've got a chance after six months." "Your brother will party there.." "...and we'll have fun and frolic here all night." "Let's go wild, baby." "Let's go wild." "You dog!" "How dare you mock my lisp!" "Leave me!" "What are you doing?" "Power slam!" "Oh god, they're shattered!" "I'm done for!" "Baby" baby"" "Baby.." "I'm not fit to give you a baby anymore." "I'm so sorry." "Gently, dude!" "I'm doing it." " It's gangrene." " Gangrene?" "!" " We'll have to chop it off." " Chop?" "!" " Prem, scissors." " Yes, doctor." " Here, doctor." " What are you doing?" "Solve his problem in one snipe." " Prem, hold his hands." " Yes, doctor." "No way!" "Nobody's chopping anything, get it?" "You guys are such rascals." "You're mocking my condition." "You went to deposit, but returned with your account closed." "I asked you for a million and you refused." " You want a million?" " Yes." " I'll give it." " Really?" "Yes, just sell my mansion in Doodhwadi." "After a 99-year lease, it's finally come to me." "Will you take another hundred years to sell it?" "No, I'll call up right away." "Hello, I'm Dalal speaking." "You.." "Mr. Dalal, what happened to the mansion at Doodhwadi?" "Sir, I'm standing outside your mansion." "But I don't know why nobody's willing to come here." "But you don't worry." "I won't rest till I generate some leads today." "Hurry up or.." "Sir, the client is here." "I'll hang up now." "Welcome, sir." "Please come." "Welcome, sir." "This mansion is very old and badly maintained." "Oh sir, this was a palace for the kings in the olden days." "Just take a step in." "Come.. come, my darling." "Come inside, my dear." "Come in, just once." "Just once.." "No, I don't feel like it." "Let's check out some other bungalow." "Sir.." "listen to me, sir.." "Can I get some tea!" "Tea please!" "Nobody even asks me for tea in this house." "Sir, your tea." "But who are you?" "I'm your new maid, Shiney." "Nice name." "Here's some fritters to go with the tea." "The aroma is nice." "Wow, the fritters are delicious." "You deserve a tip." "Here's fifty bucks." "No, sir.." "C'mon, keep it." "The fritters are very nice." "I've never eaten such fritters in my life." "Just a minute." "Here.." " Hundred.. two.. keep this." " No.." " Keep it." " Thank you.." "Such delicious fritters. wow!" "Keep this." "Take it." "What a.. fritter!" "Enough, sir." "My blouse will tear open." "Then let it tear." "What is this for, sir?" "If your blouse tears, you can use this to stitch it." "C'mon, sir.. had I known that it's so easy to make money.." "...then I'd have returned from Doodwad earlier itself." " Doodhwadi?" " Yes, my village." "Doodhwadi is my village too." " Really?" " Yes." "Then it's my duty to serve you nicely." "Tell me, what all can I do for you?" "Thank you for calling us over, buddy." "Enjoy the show, my friends." ""I floored you by wearing lipstick."" ""I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""I floored you by wearing lipstick."" ""I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""You look awesome and fashionable."" ""You sculpt your figure in the gym, only to kill us."" ""Your booty like apples." "Your legs compliment them."" ""Your lips are like candy, I feel helpless."" ""Come, it's a season of love." "There's no reason to abstain."" ""Open up.." "open the door to your heart."" ""You're a hottie, my desires are naughty."" ""Come, let's get flirty." "Give in to your emotions."" ""C'mon, my sexy lady, let's make some love tonight."" ""You've got me going crazy." "I wanna hold you tight."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""You floored me by wearing lipstick."" ""You looked into my eyes, it caused a heart attack."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""I floored you by wearing lipstick."" ""I looked into your eyes, it caused a heart attack."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""O darling.." "O darling.."" ""..by wearing lipstick."" ""I floored you.."" "Bloody Amar 'Sucking' Saxena!" "Your mom-in-law screwed up all our moods today." "She just screwed up the mood today." "Normally, she gangs up with the guru and screws me." "And that guru presents song verses as his teachings." "...and is making a fool out of my wife." "Be grateful that at least your wife doesn't have a twin brother." "I plug one's phone and the other's battery gets charged." "The common saying is that the sister-in-law is half a wife." "In my case, the brother-in-law is half a husband!" "Don't talk about the sister-in-law." "My sister-in-law is not a bone in the throat but a juicy steak herself." "When she was young, she'd sit on the lap and eat a lollypop." "Now when she sits on the lap.." ""My lolly pops out." "This is the first bed in the world.." "...where my wife's sister sleeps with us." "Our condition is such that forget the feast." "...we don't even get regular meals!" "Friends, I have an idea." "I have a great, grand idea!" " No, no." " Yes, yes." " No, no." " Yes, yes." " No, no.." " Shut up!" "We're going to enjoy a feast this time." "This time we won't be playing golf with downtown girls.." "...but playing softball with village belles instead!" "Village?" "Which village?" "Doodhwadi." "That's my native." "Why Doodhwadi?" "Because in Doodhwadi, the moment someone buys your bungalow.." "...you can bid goodbye to your mom-in-law's house." "We'll only sell his bungalow at Doodhwadi." "How will we get to relish a rural feast?" "In Doodhwadi, there isn't just one Shiney, but thousands of Shineys." "Smiling Shiney, washing Shiney, bathing Shiney.." "Toweling Shiney.." "A Shiney here and a Shiney there!" " What do you think?" " Correct." "We'll get to enjoy in Doodhwadi on the pretext of selling the bungalow." "Yes." "And this time it won't just be fun and frolic.." "...but great fun and frolic!" "Such great fun and frolic that the world will be left wide-eyed." " Wide-eyed!" " Wide-eyed!" "So Doodhwadi, here we come." " Doodhwadi?" " Yes." "It's your ancestral bungalow, you go to sell it yourself." "It's your friend." "You can go and get pally in such a rotten place." "Is this Doodhwadi even marked on the map?" "I told you, whether we go to Doodhwadi or up the donkey's rear.." "...it won't make a difference to our wives." "Yes, wives become suspicious only when"" "...we go to Bangkok for work." "Hey, look ahead!" " Are you alright?" " Yes, I am." "OK, step outside." "Let's check the car." " Open it." " It's hot." " Oh no, it's badly damaged." " Shit!" "That reminds me, I want to shit urgently." "You want to shit in such a time!" " Go there, behind the rocks." " Water.." "What do we do now?" "Water." "control." "Oh my god!" "Snake!" "Snake!" "What happened?" "Why are you screaming 'snake?" " A snake bit me on the butt." " What?" "The poison has already started spreading." "Oh god!" "I'm feeling giddy." " I'm going to die." " No, nothing will happen to you." "I'm there." "We'll think of something." "There must surely be a way to save you." " There's one way." " What?" "You both have to suck the venom out of my butt." " What?" "!" "Have you gone mad?" "I'm not going to suck your butt." "The poison is taking effect." "The world is vanishing before my eyes." "Everything around me is darkening." "Remove your goggles, the darkness will disappear." "For the sake of our friendship, please suck on it." "Why did the snake have to bite you on the butt!" "Thank god the snake bit him on the butt.." "...think what you'd have to suck on if it bit him on the front!" "Oh no!" "Goodbye, I'm going." "Wait, we'll suck on it." " Meet, suck it." " OK." "What?" "Why should I suck?" "You're an expert at sucking." "Remember how you used to suck your thumb as a kid." "You're no less of an expert at sucking." "I've seen you suck out entire mango and leave behind the seed." "Those were mangoes, but this is a watermelon." "C'mon, suck it." "People die laughing, I'm going to die shitting." "Suck it, you rascals!" "Yes, we'll suck it." "Bend down." "I'll suck it." "You idiot, you weren't bitten by a snake." " A 'coctus' was stuck to your rear." " Cactus." "Yes, cactus." "I've been saved!" "You nearly died." "And I nearly sucked." "Hey, it's a wagon!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Doodhwadi!" "Thank you, sir." "Doodhwadi." "Let's milk this opportunity, guys." " Village belles.." " Smooth like butter." "Look at that." "Beautiful pots." "Doodhwadi." "Doodhwadi, I love you!" "I love Doodhwadi." "I love pottery." "I love pottery." "I love your beautiful pots." "Yoghurt!" "WOW!" "Creamy yoghurt!" "Doodhwadi." " Thank you, sir." " Doodhwadi." "Guys, let's milk this opportunity." " Village belles.." " Stale as bread." "What to do now?" "Look at that." "Doodhwadi." "I don't like Doodhwadi." " A pot of gold in the dreams.." " Is shockingly old in reality." "Oh god, where have you brought us!" "Even the yoghurt!" "Drink some yoghurt, dear." "No way!" "You drink, dear." "I don't want your yoghurt." "Every packet of milk here has expired ages ago." "Forget the milk, even the yoghurt here is a century old." "Is this your native place or the Jurassic park?" "Where are all the young girls?" "I'll tell you!" "All the young girls of the village have gone to the city.." "...to work as maids." " What?" "!" " What?" "Who are you?" "I'm the chieftain of this village, Ramsay." "What?" "Your name is Ramsay?" "Yes." "We were three brothers." "Ramsay brothers." "Two went away.." "...I'm the only one left, Ramsay." "How did your brothers die?" "They haven't died!" "They went to the city to work." "By the way, why have you come to this barren, deserted.." "...graveyard of a village?" "Why?" "Brother Ramsay, we've come here on some work too." "I want to sell my ancestral bungalow." "Which bungalow?" "This one." "Satan's area!" "Old bungalow!" "Terror!" "The chime of the anklets!" "What's all this?" "Titles of horror films." "But films are inspired by real life." "The mansion that you've come to sell is haunted." "Amar, I think that, just like your guru.." "...this guy is also making a fool out of us." "Ramsay, please explain in detail, whatever it is you're harping about." "This story is about Ragini." " MMS?" " No, SMS." " SMS?" " Simple, marvelous and sexy." "Ragini's beauty was the talk of the village." "Men wrote her letters in blood." "But to keep all the sinners away from her daughter." "...her father stood at the door of their house." "The posse of men ended up waving their hands." "But the day of the union never arrived." "Ragini suppressed the hunger of her youth." "Poor Ragini, quietly endured everything.." "...because her father had a long stick in his hand." "Neither did she get a cucumber, nor did she play.." "...hide and seek in the arms of a man." "I agree that it's a flashback, but is the rhyming required?" "This is a style of narrating the story.." "...without which everything is just bland." "Don't irritate, come to the point!" "The guys yearning for Ragini spread false stories about lions attacking.." "...but her father didn't budge." " Then one day, really.." " The lion attacked?" "No, a snake attacked." "But taking it to be a lie, Ragini's father didn't come." "Daughter.." "No... no.." "This is where the story should have ended." "But when she died, Ragini's youth was yet to blossom." "Any man would do for her, whatever be his faith or creed." "All that Ragini's soul wants is a wedding night." "Guys, one shouldn't mock at a dead person like this." " What if the story turns out to be true?" " Shut up." "You coward!" "Ghost are not real." "Now I know why it was proving hard to sell your mansion." "Yes." "It's due to these baseless horror stories." "Come, let's ask someone for directions." "Get lost, blanket-man!" "Where are you going?" "Don't go to Ragini's mansion." "Don't go!" "Wow, Amar." "This is quite big." "It's a cat, you coward!" "Hey Meet, switch on the torch." "Let's find the switchboard." "Why aren't the lights turning on?" "It's a village, there must be a power cut." "Don't worry, come." "Even the torch isn't working now." "This torch is torturing us." "You've arrived." "You all have finally arrived." "I've been waiting for long." "For us?" "For anyone.." "...who'd enter this house." "So many years.." "I've been waiting for so many years." "This is my house." "Who are you?" "I'm Shabri." "Shabri." "Tell us, Shabri." "What do I tell you, sir?" "An orphan like me makes any available shelter her home." "My story is a very tragic one, sir." "Very tragic." "If you hear it, your eyes will water." "It's my mouth that is watering." "I lost my mother in childhood.." "...and her burden fell on my chest." "In my youth, I lost my father." "Even the burden of his responsibilities, fell on my chest." "You can't see, sir." "How much burden I carry on my chest!" "Yes, we can see." "If you wish, we can even lift it." "Only if you wish." "What?" "Thank you, sir." "Thank you." "I had just taken refuge here all these days." "If you permit, shall I start working here?" "Working?" "Don't refuse, sir." "I'll do all your work." "I'll fulfill all your needs and desires." "Not just my age, even my sleep is tender." "Even if you call at midnight, I'll come running." "I'll do what you say." "I'll do where you say." "I'll do it the way you say." "Enough, girl." "Are you going to take a promotion on joining day?" "Your job's confirmed." " Really?" " Yes." "I'll prepare a meal for you all right away." " And clean up the whole house." " OK." "How could you appoint her like this?" "We don't know whether she's lying or not." "There should be some reason to believe her." "There is." "Didn't you see the two big reasons?" "And if god wants, I'll show you the third reason soon." "Correct." "So what if there's no Shiney in the village?" "We have a Shabri at home." "Yes!" "'Yes!" "But we are three." "May the best man win!" " May the best man win!" " May the best man win!" ""Your love possesses me like a ghost."" ""My heart is stuck on you, like a bloody fool."" ""It's been waiting helplessly since long."" ""You never meet, despite all the promises."" ""Where are you?" "Where are you after prepping me up?"" ""With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me.."" "".." "I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi."" ""Silk scarf.."" ""Move it.." "let me do my thing."" ""You're the hottest, get on the floor."" ""My heart is stuffed with love for you."" ""You're good luck as well as good news."" ""Don't misuse me, O miss." "I just want to say."" ""O darling, why are you so hyper?" "Step on the brakes of your heart."" ""I just want to say.."" ""Where are you?" "Where are you after prepping me up?"" ""With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me.."" "".." "I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi."" ""Silk scarf.."" ""Move it.." "let me do my thing."" ""You're the hottest, get on the floor."" ""How long will you keep me yearning, trapped in your grip?"" ""The poor lover is on tenterhooks, I just want to say."" ""O darling, I'm good and you're fine." "I'm yours and you're mine."" ""I just want to say."" ""Where are you?" "Where are you after prepping me up?"" ""With a silk scarf around your neck, come and meet me.."" "".." "I stand outside the club, my eyes lined with kohl from Delhi."" ""Silk scarf.."" "Stop, Amar!" "Where are you taking her?" "Shabri, my patience is running out." " Nab him!" " Wait!" " Amar, you coward!" " Amar, you coward!" " Open the door." " Open the door." "Don't worry, this loser won't take much time." "He's two-minute noodles." "Yes, he's 'quick-gun' Murugan." "Fire.. fire.. misfire!" "See, your friends are getting worried." "Meet isn't worried for you, but his medicines." "Medicines?" "What's wrong with him?" "He has a problem getting up." "Getting up?" "But his legs appear fine." "It's not about his legs, but somewhere else." "Actually, it's always 6.30 on his watch." "I didn't understand." "His gadget doesn't work." "Oh god, poor guy!" "That guy is poorer." "he.. what's his name?" "Who?" "That fat guy with buck teeth, who laughs in a weird manner." "That ugly fat thing." " Prem?" " Yes, Prem." "He needs prayers along with his pills." "Why?" "What happened to him?" "He's on his.." "What?" "...way out." "It's a venereal disease that even Dr. Gupta couldn't cure." "Venereal disease?" "Oh god, he even touched me." "Oh poor girl, this disease doesn't spread by touching." "Only love spreads by touching." "But if you still want, I'll check you." "What the"" "What happened to you?" "I'll get some water for you." "Look, what happened to him?" "Forget him, are you all right?" "I'm fine, look at him." "We'll look at him later, first you." "Come." "Come soon." "You rascal, just five minutes with Shabri and you're so heated up." "She's a very hot chick, man." "She shook him up so bad that he's still shaking." "You vibrator!" "She's here." "Here, drink some water." "What's the matter?" "Take the glass." "You take your medicines too." "Medicines?" "Shabri, it's Amar who is ill, not me." "No need to hide." "Amar told me everything." "Your clock is always stuck at 6.30." "That's a lie!" "You liar!" "He's lying." "I'm He-man." "Ask Prem if you don't believe me." "Meet, now that Shabri has found out, why deny it?" "Tell her that you're impotent." "Rascal, you turned out to be a liar too." "You rascals, have some respect for our friendship." " Meet, shut up." " OK." "Shabri, did this guy say anything about my clock?" "No." "I knew that there can't be a truer friend than him." "But he told me about your venereal disease." "With a friend like him, who needs enemies!" "I don't have any venereal disease." "And neither is it 6.30 on my clock." "The truth is that the needle on his clock is very tiny." "Yes." "And I've seen him stuff socks in his underwear many times." " Really?" " Yes." " What?" " Yes." "Actually, I've grown only vertically since 2nd grade." "Not horizontally." "I agree friends that it's difficult to believe." "But check the mirror once and you'll know the truth." "Let go." "Forget the mirror, let me measure." "Thank you, Amar, for opening my eyes." "I agree, I suffer from a venereal disease." "Not just me, my whole family suffers from a venereal disease." "Meet, listen to us." "Look at the mirror." " Prem, shut up." " No kidding." "I look at the mirror everyday." "Shabri, as far as manliness is concerned.." "...the truth is that there's no greater.." "Nu greater"." "No greater" no greater"." "'No greater' what?" "No greater wuss than me." "It's always 6.30 on my clock." "Friends, when all our truths has been exposed.." "...then why not go out for a walk?" "Shabri, just coming." " Aren't you coming, Meet?" " Coming." ""Silk scarf.."" "Neither do you have any problems, nor am I Shabri." "Because my name is Ragini." "Run!" "I've waited for 50 years." "My time has finally come!" "Run!" "Come, dearie.." "let's have fun." "Come, let's have a grand time." "Open up.. open up.." "No, let's have great fun and frolic." "Run for your lives!" "Without fulfilling my desires." "...if any of you tries to flee from here.." "...then you'll keep getting such shocks." "You've come here of your own will.." "...but you'll go when I will." "The one among the three of you who has fun with me.." "...will have to die and go to heaven with me." "Without which, neither will I find salvation, nor will you get freedom." "The cheap oranges have proven costly." "Now only our ashes will leave this place." "Serves us right for wanting to have great, grand fun!" "This ghost won't let the three of us leave this place alive." "One of us will have to sacrifice himself and sleep with her." "On one hand, it's my life." "On the other hand, it's those two." "My friends, my brothers." "The decision is very simple." "Let them die." "It's working." "Prem, have this." "I prepared your favorite yoghurt." "Who knows if there's a tomorrow!" "Don't say such things, pal." "Don't lose hope." "We'll surely find a way out." "What if we don't?" " Then we have sandwiches." " Sandwich?" " I mean.." " Sit." "How can we think on an empty stomach?" "Just like how you prepared our favorite yoghurt." "I prepared your favorite sandwiches." " Your sandwich?" " I ate mine." " Your yoghurt?" " I drank it long back." " Eat." " Drink." "Wow, friends!" "Since you both were working so hard.." "...how could I stay behind?" "I prepared your favorite sweet pudding." "People eat sweets in celebration"" "...we'll eat it in grief." " Your bowl?" " I don't eat sweets." "You both know it." "Eat it." "Drink." "Eat." "Drink." "Eat." "Nice, eh?" "How is the pudding?" " Liked it?" " Yes." "Eat it all." "Wow, Amar!" "The yoghurt is amazing." "Rascal, what did you mix in the yoghurt?" " Viagra." " What?" "!" "Sorry, friends, actually I had to stoop down to make you rise." "Scoundrel, you're not the only one who stooped low.." "...and we're not the only ones who have risen." "Meaning?" "Meaning, there was Viagra in the sandwich too, not just the yoghurt." "What?" "!" "And even the pudding." "What?" "!" "Damn!" "Hurry UP" "Quietly." "Not a word." ""Baby, come to me." "The night is young."" ""Why don't you love me more?" "Where do you go?"" ""I'll show you a good time, take you to heaven."" ""In life, you need to take risks."" ""I want your love.." "your love.. your love, O beloved!"" ""I want your love.." "your love.. your love, O beloved!"" ""I want your.."" ""I want your.."" ""Don't go away." "Come to me, O dear."" ""Only worry, your body yearns and so does my soul."" ""My soul yearns."" ""My soul yearns."" ""Don't go away." "Come to me, O dear."" ""Only worry, your body yearns and so does my soul."" ""I won't let go today." "I'll revel in the chill."" ""I won't let any of your tricks work."" ""I want your love.." "your love.. your love, O beloved!"" ""I want your love.." "your love.. your love, O beloved!"" ""I tore up the calendar that kept a count of your wait."" ""Shower me with your love now, O darling!"" ""Shower me with your love."" ""Shower me with your love."" ""I tore up the calendar that kept a count of your wait."" ""Shower me with your love now, O darling!"" ""Two is better than one, three is better than two."" ""Come, let's fall in love."" ""I want your.."" ""I want your love.." "your love.. your love, O beloved!"" ""I want your love.." "your love.. your love, O beloved!"" "Oh damn!" "We're dead!" "How do we escape the effects of the Viagra?" "Think of something bad." "Something disgusting, distasteful." "OK." "Disgusting?" "Just a minute." "What?" "You rascal, you're looking at your mom-in-law's photo in this condition!" "Disgusting.. disgusting!" "Even my breath goes limp in front of her, the pole is nothing." "It worked!" "I too have an idea." "It worked for you too!" "Hey, I also have an idea." "That was a bad idea." "Careful, man!" "Wow, buddy!" "I saw a piano being played with a flute for the first time." "Yes." "Hariprasad Chaurasia meets Beethoven." "Do you know any other songs?" "Prem, is everything fine?" "You're upset as if you broke something." "Here, bandage it." "Bandage?" "It's totally bent out here!" "I'm following you around like crazy.." "...and you guys are hiding from me!" "Ragini, I was ready for fun." "But what to do, I'm slightly injured." "My stomach is upset." "My mind is upset." "I mean, a headache." "Stop making excuses." "You don't know about my powers." "Had I wanted, I could have made you do anything." "Anything." "But it's not fun if it's forced." "Moreover, you'll have to fulfill my wish." "Or else.." "I'm ready." "Really?" "Have you gone mad, Prem?" "If you do something with her.." "Life isn't great anyway." "There can't be a more beautiful way to commit suicide." "I'm ready, ma'am." " Are you sure?" " Yes." "Tonight at 9 pm, wait for me in your room." "Just a minute." "Hold your tongue until then and give me time for recovery." "Really?" "I understood." "We'll meet directly at night." "Prem, my friend.. my brother." "We'll miss you after returning to Mumbai, buddy." " Meet, let's pack our bags." " Yes." "Just a minute, let's take a photo of his." "Why?" " We'll need it for Prem's photo frame." " Shut up." "I'm not going to do anything with her." "What?" "Then why did you commit to her?" "What was the need to take a stray arrow on your butt?" "Shut up." " Friends, I have an idea." " Oh no!" "Babu Rangeela." "Very loose in character." "The gigolo of the village." "Male prostitute." "Male prostitute?" "Yes." "Even if there has to be a sacrifice, it need not be us." "He charges 5000 for each visit." "I offered him 50,000." "50,000?" "We don't have to pay him anyway." "Once he does it, he's gone." "Prem, you're a genius." "Hi, guys!" "Myself, Babu Rangeela." "This guy?" "Can he do it?" "Hey!" "Don't underestimate Babu Rangeela." "My clientele is spread far and wide." "Look at this item." "Deepika?" "Katrina!" "Sunny Leone." "Sunny Deal?" "!" "Actually, I showed you the wrong album." "I'm a fan of these people." " I'll show you the client album." " It's 0k, let it be." "Look, there's no dearth of money." "But come what may, don't change your mind." "Once I commit, he doesn't listen to me either." "Wow, that's great!" "Sir, please wait inside." "She'll be there in a moment." "Hurry up, I don't have time." "This fish took the bait." "Come, let's pack our bags." "Yes." " Surprise!" " Hi, baby!" "Just when we got rid of one witch, three more have arrived!" " Darling.." " Darling.." "What a pleasant surprise!" "How come you're here?" "You must be tired." "Sit down." "Come, sit." "Did you three think why we've come here?" "Why have you come here?" "It's 'Karva Chauth' (FESTIVAL) tomorrow." "So we wanted to surprise the three of you." "Karva Chauth." "How sweet!" "We can't stay away from you on such days." "Hello!" "How much longer will you make me wait?" "Who is he?" " Who is he?" " Who is he?" "Tell them." "He's come to buy the mansion." "Oh, he's come to buy the mansion." "These three can't be relied upon." "If this mansion has to be sold, then we only have to do something." "Come." "Listen to me." " Hello." " Hello." "Are you an agent?" "Hey!" "I'm not an agent, you can say 'customer' instead." "Oh.." "OK, look, the structure is in front of you." "Tell me, how do you like it?" "I loved it." "I'm ready, come." "Really?" "Then shall we discuss the money?" "They've already discussed that." "The deal has been finalized at Rs." "50,000." "Come." "50,000?" "Have you lost your mind?" "It should at least be 50 million." "50 million?" "!" "Look at his face." " Even 60 million is not much for him." " Absolutely." "60 millions!" "60 millions!" "Nobody in my family has ever earned that much." "Sir, are you fine?" " Sir.." " 60 million!" "What has happened to him?" "Didn't you hear?" "His whole family hasn't earned that much." "These beggars just drop by to check out the house." "Baby, let him be." "Why don't you go and freshen up?" "Yes, we'll take care of him." "OK?" "Go on." "He wasted so much of our time." "Let's go." "Yes, go." "What about him?" "Betrayal!" "You betrayed me!" "You promised to have fun with me and called your wives over instead." "No, we didn't call them." " He.. he brought them here." " Yes." "He's the bone in the throat." "He brought them here so that we couldn't have fun." "You don't worry, I'll punish him when he regains his senses." "You don't have to do all that with me around." "Do you guys really want to have fun with me?" "Are you saying this out of fear?" "No, true lust knows no fear!" "Really?" "Then come." "No?" "No, I mean.. won't it be awkward with the wives around?" "If we three can't have fun, then how can you have fun?" "Once they leave, we'll do as you wish." "Until then, you'll have to wait a little." "Don't worry." "I won't have to wait for long." "Friends, let's do one thing." "Let's tell our wives that there's a ghost here." "Yes." "Yes.. and also tell them.." "...that we wanted to have a good time with that ghost." "Now that ghost wants to have a great and grand time with us." "Oh god, I'm tired of this problem." " Tired?" " Yes, don't trouble me." "Here, the three of us have prepared a tasty meal for the two of you." "Eat it." "Yes, we will." "What are you staring at?" "Dig in!" "Oh.. now even they're asking you to dig in." "Don't worry, darlings." "Neither can they see me, nor hear me." "How can you all resist it?" "It looks so tempting." "These guys aren't going to eat vegetarian when there's chicken." "Where did you get this chicken from?" "It was loitering in the balcony, we caught and slaughtered it." "Babu!" "Rangeela." "The rascal deserved it." "Look, eat what you want." "But the breast piece is for my husband." "It's his favorite." " Is it?" " Oh!" "Favorite?" "Darling, why didn't you tell me earlier?" "Don't eat if you don't want to, at least don't make faces." "OK, forget it." "Meet loves the leg piece." "Come what may, he never skips it." "Don't leave it today either." "Stop." "Stop." "Please stop." "Don't stop." "Don't stop." "Nobody is forcing you." "You too can leave it if you want." "Leave it." "Please." "OK, no problem." "Amar will eat the chicken." " No, I don't want to each chicken." " Why?" "It's Saturday today." " Yes." " I'll eat the noodles." "Oh, chew with your mouth closed." "What's wrong with the three of you?" "We prepared the meal so lovingly and you three are misbehaving." "Damn disgusting!" "Let's go from here." "Yes, let's go." " Rekha.." " Nisha.." "Listen to me, Nisha." " Actually.." " I don't want to hear anything." " Shut up!" " Listen to me." "Nisha.." "First you insulted our food." "Who knows what else you'll do now!" "Nisha, you beauty, I can't resist your booty." "Sorry, I didn't.." "Rascal, how dare you molest your friend's wife!" "I can't even think like this about my friend's wife." "Rekha, time for some fun." "You!" "He's outraging my modesty and you're doing nothing about it." "Hey!" "You rascal, how dare you molest your friend's wife!" "Darling.." "Hey dearie.." "I told you to save my modesty, not outrage her." "Sapna, why cover up?" "Get a taste of Meet too." "You rascal, I couldn't imagine that you'd stoop so low." "Get lost!" "Sorry, baby." "Even I couldn't imagine that you all would stoop so low." "We're not going to stay here a moment longer." "Get out!" "C'mon, let's go from here." "Baby.." "listen to me.." "there's some misunderstanding"" "Listen to me, Rekha!" " Nisha!" " Rekha!" "Sapna!" "Please believe us, dear." "We don't know how this is happening." "We always wanted to.." "...outrage your modesty!" "Baby, don't go." "If you stop, I'll hack off your legs." "Oh god!" "Listen to me, dear." "Or I'll stick a broom on your butt." "You'll dance like a peacock for the rest of your life." "Hey Raju, get the broom!" "Get the broom!" "Broom?" "These guys have gone mad." "Let's run from here, c'mon." "Baby.. wait.." ""Silk scarf.."" "Ragini, were you doing all this?" "I told you, you wouldn't have to wait for long." "Baby!" "Wait up!" "Darling.." "careful, the gates are electrified." "No?" "'No!" "Run!" "The gates aren't electrified." "What type of current is this that hits only us?" "Is this is a house or a circus?" "!" "What have you been up to, you good-for-nothing!" "It's a circus, mom." "They were misbehaving with us while we were here." "After we left, they got busy with each other." "What are you doing?" "Why are you holding my hand?" " All of you?" " Here?" "Very bad, Prem." "All of us came to give you a surprise." "I thought that all of us would holiday together as a family." "Yes, then we met sister on the way." "She told us about your antics." "Now you've seen everything for yourself." "There's no need for us to stay here now." " Come." " Wait." "Nobody is going anywhere." "It's quite late." "We're all staying here." " But mom.." " Don't worry." "I'll keep an eye on them." "All the men will sleep in one room." "All the women will sleep in another." "If any of you misbehaves.." "...I'll break your legs!" "C'mon!" "What bad luck!" "First, it was just our wives." " Now, even the relatives are here." " Yes." "Who knows when we'll come together." "Shut up!" "You three have fooled me enough." "To hell with the fun!" "Now it's going to be forced." "Prem, come here." "What if I possess your sister-in-law?" "Prem.." "...what if sister sees us getting hanky-panky?" "No.. no.. no hanky-panky!" "Amar, come here." "What if I possess your mom-in-law?" "I'll relive my youth on this pretext, darling." "No." "Meet, what if I possess your brother-in-law?" "Lakshman!" "Then it'll rip you apart." " No!" " Yes." "N", no!" "Oh man, what is this!" "You got scared!" "Not just scared, I freaked out." "Not just him, all of us freaked out." "What is it?" "Your friend's brother-in-law's photos." "If he pins down a man, he wears him out." "Look at how he grips from the front!" " Grips what?" " See this." "His bear hug is beyond comparison." "That's bad." "If he locks them in his thighs, even the strongest would fall." "See this." "Rip YOU apart!" "Meet!" "It's time to go to sleep." "We'll hug tightly and sleep." "It'll be great fun." " I need to pee." " I'll join you." " We'll do it together." " Get lost!" "Meet!" "Ragini.. where are you?" "You've won, I've lost." "Ragini!" ""Silk scarf.."" ""..tied around the neck.."" "Oh shit!" "Ragini is inside Amar's mom-in-law." "No, I won't be able to do it." "Meet, climb up the gallows or Lakshman will climb on you." "What are you doing here?" "I'm ready to do it." "What?" "That which you always wanted." "What are you doing?" "!" "You're stripping in front of me!" "You're getting naked!" "What are you doing?" "!" "I'm getting ready to make love." "Look, I don't have much time." "Take your clothes off quickly." " What?" "!" " Yes." " Come here, don't irritate." " Hey"" " Hey.. save me!" " Don't confuse me." " Don't waste time." " Save me!" "Meet!" "Good that you came, see what this fool is doing to me." " There's no need to say anything." " OK." "His fallen pants reveal everything." "Wow, Meet!" "After seeing your actions today.." "...my respect for you has increased." "Respect has increased?" "Meet, this was my idea, so I'll implement it." "No, Prem.." " ...don't take off your clothes." " What's wrong with both of you!" " I'm there." "I've taken off my clothes." " What do you mean?" "I'm doing it, Prem." "What are you doing?" " C'mon, take me." " What?" "No, Prem." "You have a wife, a sister-in-law, take care of them." "I'll take care of her." "No, Meet." "I'll take care of her." " No, Prem, I'll do it." " No, Meet, I'll do it." "No, Prem.." " No, Meet.." " God, save me from these horny men!" "Shut up." "Now when we both are ready, you're acting pricey." "Now you tell me, whom do you want?" "Amar!" "Amar!" " Oh, so she wants Amar." " Amar?" " Amar!" " Amar!" " Amar!" " Amar!" " Amar!" " Amar!" "I'm here." "Amar, see what your rogue friends are doing with me." "I've understood everything." "I could never imagine that you both would think like this." "I'm don't regret that you thought like this.." "...but I regret not thinking about it before you." "Hey oldie!" "Stop shouting and get in the bed." "Have you lost it!" "Now one more crazy guy to join these two!" "Somebody help me!" "Go, Amar!" "Go, Amar!" " Hey!" "He's gone mad." " No, Amar!" "No, Amar!" "Leave me." "Forget that, look there." "Sapna, see what these three are trying to do with me." "We set out to be the hunter." "Instead we're going to be hunted now." "Mom, did they do such a thing with you?" "Yes." "Now even the elders aren't safe in this house." "Lust has driven them mad." "Only one person can save us from this trouble now." "I've lost it!" "I've lost it!" " I've lost it!" " Good that you've come, master." "It's good that you've come." "What happened?" "You've been lying around these days." "You know what happened with me?" "Mama's darling boy went astray." "Not just went astray, he even pounced on mom-in-law." "Bad thing!" "Very, very.. bad thing." "Sire, please do something." "Yes, sire." "You're the only hope now." "Sire, what will you do?" "Please tell me." "We'll perform a fire sacrifice." "The answer to those three horny men is in my bag." "Tonight, I'll summon all the spirits and perform such a sacrifice.." "...that their lust will.." "Out.. out" run out!" "Sire, will they roam around freely like this till then?" "I have a solution for that, Saira Banu." "Worry.. why worry?" "You and me are locked in a room and the keys are lost." "Sire, the keys." "Open, dear." "Safe deposit." "Now you'll get the keys only after the ritual." "C'mon now." "Praise be to the singing master!" " Sire.." " Mom.." "Mom, don't do this." "It's my birthday today." "And you're all standing here with such gloomy faces." "We should definitely have some song and dance." "OK, I'll sing." ""I made an entry and bells began to ring in the heart."" ""Listen to the commentary of the heart and love is guaranteed."" "Mom, where is the sound of bells coming from?" "It's the master's grace, my dear." "The master's arrival has transformed the house into a temple." "It's either the bells ringing or the offerings being made." "Praise be to the Singing Monk!" "Had fun?" "We'll keep the rest of the fun for our time together." "You've made me wait a lot." "You'll have to pay the price for the delay." "Now I don't want one of you, but all three." " All three?" " Yes." "By the way, you have time till tonight." "Go and meet your wives." "Tell her whatever you want." "I'll wait for my gift at night." "It's my birthday and the day you three die." "We'll celebrate all three together." "...tonight." "Here's your salad." "Go on, you also join us." "Why aren't you three eating?" "Well, mom.." "No, don't tell me.." "...that you have observed a fast for them." "They aren't worth it." "Eat your food." "Eat it." "You're absolutely right, mom." "By misbehaving with you, they've crossed all limits." "I hate them." "Marrying them was the biggest mistake of our lives." "They destroyed our lives." "To observe a fast for such a disgusting man is an insult to the custom." "They used to swear by our love once upon a time." "And today, they're eating on Karva Chauth day." "It's good that Ragini is killing us." "We'll be rid of them." "They're a blemish on the reputation of wives." "Death is better than living with such wives." "We've decided who amongst the three of us will get into bed with you first." "Really?" "Who?" "Nobody." "What?" "!" "Don't you know the consequences of refusing me?" "Don't you!" "Shall I tell you something?" "I'm very cowardly." "The smallest of things freak me out." "But today, despite you standing there and saying all this.." "...I'm not scared." "Because we know that our wives are observing a fast for us." "That's why you can't harm us." "You trust your wives so much." "OK, let's see." "Hey!" "What was that noise?" "What happened?" " Let's check it out, mom." " C'mon." "Out.. out" run out!" "What's going on here?" "And who is she?" "All of you can see her?" "She's not a ghost to be invisible to us." "Who are you and what are you doing in this house?" "I live here since the last 70 years." "20 years as a human." "50 years as a ghost." "If you're a ghost, then look here." "I'm a witch." "Your mom-in-law will get herself killed." "Really?" "Shut up!" "She's pretending to be a ghost in my presence." "Somebody explain to her how terrifying I am to ghosts." "Witches feed their children by showing my photo." "They tell them to sleep, or else the Singing Monk will arrive." " Isn't it?" " Yes." "That's why I'm telling you, my child.." "Out.. out" run out!" "Out.. out" run out!" "If you're a ghost, then I'm a large tree." "Huge organic watermelons pop out of me all day.." "...for the well-being of mankind." "Isn't it?" "Yes." " Oh no!" " What happened to the master?" "Watermelon!" "Thank god he didn't say pineapple." "Oh god!" "She's really a ghost!" "Ghost!" "Ghost!" "Do you know why I appeared before all of them?" "So that I can kill the three of you in their presence." "Now I'll see how their fast saves your lives." " Dad's staff?" " Dad's staff?" "Mine?" "No." "Dad's staff." "Dad's staff." " It seems it's her father's staff." " What?" "See this." "She's under control now, the ghost!" "Where were you hiding all this while?" "Where?" "You don't know how much she has troubled us." "Yes." "Now it's our turn." "Hey, shut up, what?" "You keep making weird noises all the time!" "Are you mad?" "Stand quietly or I'll slap you hard." "Slap?" "Just a slap?" "You're very soft-hearted, Amar." "Haven't you heard the adage, ghosts don't yield to talks, but kicks." "Hand it to me." "What?" "The staff, what else!" "Give it to me." "Mad ghost, you'll pop out watermelons, eh!" "Now see how I make you pop out a bowl of fruit salad." "What are you guys doing?" "Let's run from here." "How can we leave?" "The party has just begun." "C'mon, let's go to the dance floor." "Burn to ashes, beautiful!" "We're going to make you die a terrible death." "And you won't be able to do anything to us." "Take that!" "Exactly." "This is known as killing the snake.." "...without breaking the staff." " Prem.." " Shut up, Amar." "You don't know about my fury." "Once I lose my cool.." "Dad's staff broke." "...I calm down quickly." "Oh god, run!" "Brother!" "At least everybody is receiving the shock now." "Even the watermelon popping out of me didn't give you the brains." "Who told you to grab the doors?" "He's mad." "Two minutes." "Just two minutes." "That's all the time left for all of you." "The moment dad's fire burns out, your pyres will burn." "What do we do?" "Idea!" "Igor it!" "See this, your dad's underwear." "Fear it!" "You fool, she feared her father's staff, not his underwear." "To scare her you've to call her father directly." " Yes, but how?" " How.." " The Singing Monk." " Yes." "Master!" "Master, only you can save us from her." "I don't know to summon spirits." " What?" "!" " Yes." "See, I press the buttons on this to move the coin." "What?" "Not this ghost, I'll choke you to death." "C'mon, just chill." "It's dirty, but it's business." "Sire, give me the bag." "Give me the bag." "It seems we'll have to do something." "Yes." "Bloody imposter!" "Let's go." "Place your fingers on it." "Wherever you are daddy' spirit, please appear!" "Wherever you are daddy' spirit, please appear!" "Wherever you are daddy' spirit, please appear!" "Wherever you are daddy' spirit, please appear!" "Oh man!" "Why isn't this coin moving?" "Buddy, before I die, I want to say something honestly." "I know that it's my idea that gets us killed every time." "The coin moved." "HOW?" "Truth along triumphs." "I understood." "My father used to say.." "...that to summon a spirit, the mind should be clean and the soul honest." "But I always resorted to lies." "That's why I could never summon a spirit." "But the moment Prem spoke the truth, the coin moved." "That means, if we speak the truth, the coin will move?" "Yes, it surely will." "Then what are you wondering?" "Speak the truth quickly." "But what?" "Say that you can't find a better mom-in-law than me." "I can't find a better mom-in-law than you." "Speak the truth." "Amar, the fire is burning out." "Sneak it!" "You're a mad old woman." "You've ruined my life." "If you really miss your husband so much.." "...then instead of bringing him down to earth, why don't you go up instead?" "You'll be happy and so will I." "The whole world will be happy, damn you!" "Damn you?" "Shut up, Amar." " The coin moved." " The coin moved." " Well done, Amar." "Continue." " Yes." "Hey, what do you mean by continue?" "Will I alone speak the truth?" "You also speak the truth about your brother-in-law." "What about me?" "Nothing, just that you're the apple of my eyes." "My darling." "Thank you, Meet." "The coin isn't moving." "Meet, the fire.." "Speak up!" "You're not the apple of my eyes, but the rot in my love life." "You cross-connection!" "Seeing you, I realized why people curse their brothers-in-law." "You're not a human, but a wild bull." "Not a wild bull, but a donkey's." "Did you understand?" "He called me a bull." "I hate you, Meet." "I hate you!" " The coin moved." " The coin moved." "The coin moved." "Prem, it's your turn now." "Say it." "My name is Prem." "I'm a man." "I'm 32 years old." "You loser, we're not submitting our bio-data for a job." "You've to speak the true feelings of your heart, rascal." "Prem, speak the truth." "One needs brains to think and you lack it, foolish girl." "You keep saying, 'Prem shook..'" "Not me, but you're shaken in your head." "Because of you sleeping between us my rat is suffering from plague." "Plague!" " Sister." " Sorry, dean." "What nonsense are you talking?" "Prem, the coin moved." "Oh!" "That's done." "Now, we just need to speak one more truth." "Enough." "Dare you say another word." "Do you hate our family members so much?" "Yes, we do." "Do you know why?" "Because they keep us away from you." "You turn a blind eye to us in their presence." "That's why we came here to cheat on you." "But now we realize.." "...that we were cheating ourselves and not you." "Because all the fun in the world can't match up to your love." "And today, we swear on that love.." "...that we'll die but never betray you." " Dad.." " Not your dad, but Babu." "I'm Babu Rangeela." "I'm of loose character." "Because once I commit." "...then he doesn't listen even to me." "Even I have a staff to bring you under control." "Babu." "Rangeela." "I loves you." "WOW!" "Crazy.." "Choti?" "Bull.." "Lakshman?" "Choti, aren't you ashamed?" "What will the elders of the house think if they see you?" "What will they think?" "Sorry, we made a mistake." "They did a mistake." "Mom!" "Dad!" "I mean, master!" "Not master, but the master's staff." "They're talking about your mother." "Come." "Mom.." "Earlier, she used to be shameless and look at her blush now." "Dad.. hello." "Forget the hello and quickly touch my feet, you fool." " Why quickly?" " We've to go on a honeymoon." "Oh.. everybody goes on one." "Thanks, Babu." "You saved the lives of our husbands." "But you came to see the house yesterday, isn't it?" "Then how did you die all of a sudden?" "What happened?" "Don't eat chicken ever again." "Become vegetarians." "OK." "OK." "Sorry, I troubled all of you." "But what could I do?" "That's the nature of fun." "You didn't get it for six months and this was your condition." "Think about it.." "I waited for 50 years." "It's alright." "We can understand." "In fact, we should be thanking you." "Thank you, Ragu." "Your horror story set our love story right."