"Maya, hey Girl... alright." "I'm going away for a couple days." "You behave." "No peeing on the floor." "Behave, alright." "I'm coming." "So you're gonna be filming like the whole time?" "Definitely, I just go this, yesterday." "Yeah, how much was it?" "Get what?" "The City." "Oh, the view, it's really nice." "Leo, what are you doing?" "Get back in the car!" "I'm fine." "Leo, you're gonna fall out." "I would slow down, but there are cars behind us, and I can't slow down that much." "I'll be fine, I wanna get this." "That's the first thing we're buying at the store... coffee." "Hey, birthday girl." "Hey, how ya doing?" "Good, how are you?" "Good, I am just going through Grand Central, and we are on our way to get you so where are you gonna be at?" " No." " Are you feeling better?" "Um, yeah, yeah." "I think the straight road is helping." "Do you need anything or..." "We have water up here." "Um, I'm ok." "We have water or coffee cake or something." "No, um, I'm good." "Coffee cake for car sickness?" "I don't..." "It's getting pretty snowy out guys." "Yeah, it is." "My days on the farm." "I used to walk 20 miles barefoot in the snow." "Listen, she has the window down, just take deep breaths." "As soon as we can pull over, let's just pull over." "Alright, as soon as I can pull over, sweetie," "I promise I'm going to pull over." "This road is fucking crazy." "Oh, my God yeah." "Look at that over there." "It's like..." "Look at those icicles." "Oh my god that's awesome." "Well can we... we can look at the beautiful scenery later, if we could just..." "Well I'm going as fast as I can Mark, ok?" "No, we don't have to go fast, but let's just." "But you know I mean, I'm trying." "Yeah, just do it." "She's sick." "I think it's ok, I think it's ok." "Please do, it's ok, she'll be alright." "Just put the hazards on." "Just go all the way over." "Alright, I'll go all the way over." "Ooh..." "Jeez, Oooh." "Ok, we're ok." "This is good." "She's getting out." "Alright, I'm putting the hazards on." "Is she, is she ok?" " Leo!" " What?" "You really." "It's not cool to film her right now." "Not right now." "She's really not feeling well." "Tanya, do you want some water?" "We've got lots of bottles of water right here." "I think we should go get her to like a bathroom maybe." "Like some medicine or something?" "You guys, I'll be, I'm fine, it's just..." "Well, no you're not fine." "No, it's, the air's good." "The air's really good." "I think that there's probably a gas station or something." "We can probably go to a gas station." "I'm gonna get back on the road." "Yeah, but where?" "Where are we?" "She doesn't look good." "Well alright, there has to be a gas station or restaurant." "I think I saw a couple miles ago, that there's a town coming up." "Good." "Sweetie we're getting you there as soon as we can ok?" "No, it's fine." "I'm fine." "No, we're almost there." "If you're not feeling well, then you know..." "Don't worry... the house will be there..." "Who's this asshole?" "No matter what time we get there." "I don't know." "Just someone passing us." "Wow, nice move buddy." "It's not dangerous outside right now or anything." "It's fine, okay." "Oh, he's slowing down now." "Smart move bud." "Why'd you pass us buddy?" "You got really far." "I know." "Yeah, what is he doing?" "WHAT is he DOING?" "I don't know." "Can you guys." "Is it clear?" "Can you see around him?" "Yeah, if you go now, you're gonna have to go kind of quickly." "Ohhh." "Oh my God!" "Alright, it's ok." "Oh, be careful honey." "I will, I will." "Yeah, thanks." "You jerk!" "Leo, don't film him." "What's he doing?" "Leo, that's not helping, I don't know." "The roads are horrible." "How dare he." "Someone's got a teeny dick." "What?" "That's why men do that." "Why men do what?" "It's the teeny dick thing." "They have to make up for it somehow so they be dicks on the road." "Well, we are classy ladies and we got through it classily." "God!" "Alright, that was kinda weird." "That was weird." "Some people have issues right." "Whatever." "We're fine." "But, like really, road rage right now?" "Look at it outside." "It's really awful, and I don't know why people feel the need to do that." "Yeah, that was pretty bad, we skidded." "I know, but let's just be thankful nothing worse happened." "Where is this town, there's nothing." "There's is something." "I, there, I remember there was something up ahead," "I think we're gonna be fine." "I hope not..." "It's alright." "Here comes this guy again." "What?" "He's coming back?" "Is that the same guy?" "Here's this guy again." "Oh, no." "Ree-dic-u-lous!" "Miriam, just drive really slowly please." "I'm trying, but he's getting really close guys." "He's beeping at us." "What the hell is your problem?" "What do you want me to do?" "What are you trying to prove buddy?" "Guys, should I pull over, what should I do?" "Just keep going, just keep going!" "Just, yeah, just pull over because..." "No, we can't pull over, there's no where to pull over." "No Mark, there's, there's no where to go." "Just don't pull over, we'll just keep going." "Oh my God!" "Leo, I don't think he likes you filming him." "You guys, I'm feeling really sick." "Oh my God!" "You guys, she doesn't feel good." "Well, what are we supposed to, well we can't stop..." "I'm doing my best..." "No way, he's passing us, hey he's passing us again..." "Just pass us already." "Fine, go already." "Who is this guy?" "NO way!" "Just go!" "You kidding me." "Wow." "Jerk off." "We have to find somewhere really soon." "She doesn't feel good." "This is not ok." "There's nothing." "Look ahead, there's nothing ahead." "I'm trying, then just keep going and as soon as you see something just pull over." "I'm going." "You guys, just get there." "I'm trying." "Just get as far away from this asshole as possible." "He's gone." "Where did, he's guh..." "He just sped up and went..." "Trying to mess up someone else's day." "Leo, maybe we should put the camera away right now." "Yeah, enough with the camera Leo, seriously." "I think, a break would be..." "No, it'll be good." "You guys'll like it and then, It'll..." "I don't think we're gonna like a car chase.." "You keep saying that Leo, but it's not funny." "Let's just turn the camera off, please?" "Leo, please turn it off." "Alright, I'll just keep it pointed forward." "Are you feeling better in the front?" "Uh, yeah Leo..." "I'm great." "Yeah, I really feel like we must be coming up to something soon." "There's gotta be a gas station somewhere." "Oh wait, here she comes." "Hey Tanya." "Hey, you want some chips?" "I'm alright, thank you." "You want some chips?" "Are you feeling better?" "Yeah, thanks..." "how are you?" "Kinda cold." "Kinda." "Alright, so..." "You guys, how bout some real food, anybody?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Like a diner or something?" "Pringles are great but..." "Yeah, grilled cheese sandwich!" "Grilled Cheese!" "You and that camera, all vacation, really." "It's gonna be worth it." "Do you want some chips?" "Nah, I'm good." "I got, who do I got?" "I got the crackers." "Crackers." "Guys?" "What?" "Who is that?" "That's the van." "Is that?" "No it's not?" "No way!" "Let's just get in the car and get something to eat ok?" "Are you kidding me?" "We should go guys..." "Let's just go, let's... c'mon." "Lock the car." "Alright, this is weird." "This is really messed up." "Is that the same guy?" "Maybe it's just like a hick, like a guy who lives around here maybe?" "Like, married his sister or something and skins animals." "Yeah, but then what about doing it before with driving in front and then stopping and..." "Alright I think we're ready to go." "Maybe it's not the same guy." "Alright let's just go." "OK, go." "Alright, I'm trying to go right now." "AAAAHHHH!" "Oh my God!" "Jesus!" "You guys forgot this in the bathroom." "Thank you." "Oh my God!" "Yeah, no problem." "Alright, be safe." "Sorry, thank you." "Alright, OK, so let's go, let's go." "This is your phone Cassy?" "Sorry." "Just, yeah, please." "Is anyone coming from that side guys?" "You're ok." "I just want to get the hell out of here ok?" "If he goes the other way, if he goes the other way, we're fine, careful." "He's not going the other way." "No, he was just coming from the same direction." "Is he following us?" "That we were before and..." "He's gonna uh... just make a right up ahead." "Yeah he's friggin following us." "Oh my God." "Alright, I think there's a turn up here..." "Does anybody have any cell phone service, can you guys check?" "Nothing." "No." "Everyone's out?" "Are you kidding me right now?" "No, just calm down ok, cuz you're stressing me out." "He's right behind us." "I know he's right behind us Leo, that's why you should not stress out." "He's kind of close too." "You guys just relax, it's ok, he's not gonna do anything." "His headlights scare the crap out of me." "If he was gonna do anything, he would have done something by now." "Alright..." " This guy is just a spook." " I'm taking this right." "He's taking a right." "He can see my blinker, of course he's taking a right, cuz he sees that I'm taking a right." "Alright, guys, chill out, chill out." "It's ok, just breathe, just make a right up here." "Yeah, I'm breathing, ok." "Is he turning?" " He's passing..." " He passed us." "See, you guys, come on..." "Did you see that?" "It wasn't the same guy." "How do you know it wasn't the same guy?" "It was just someone in a van who has a van very similar to the one we saw previously." "And he wanted to turn right, but just didn't?" "Alright, alright, so let's just get to the diner." "Yeah." "He's gone." "Alright, so how far is it to er... the house?" "It's like another 15 minutes." "I just want to get there and I want to lock the door and I want to get in bed." "Sounds good." "Can we hit up a diner first still?" "Yeah." "I'm hungry." "How bout a drink?" "Yeah, a drink would be really great actually." "I'll take a double." "I think I will share that with you..." "Oh will you?" "Monsieur Mark." "And I believe that someone here is turning 21." "Hmmm." "Yeah." "Uh oh." "First drink's on me." "Oh man." "Thank you." "My heart is like pounding." "Is your heart pounding?" "My heart's pounding." "Are you feeling better?" "That just knocked it out of me." "Yeah right." "God!" "We're almost there." "Wait, so what's in a Panini?" "Melted Cheese..." "Hi." "Hi." "Sorry about my friend with the camera, shoving it in everyone's face." "C'mon." "Everyone ready?" "Who's going first?" "I'll go." "I pick you." "Uh, ok." "Can I get a veggie burger..." "Sure." "Deluxe?" "What?" "It's a perfectly delicious meal, and I don't understand why you ridicule it." "Broiled Cod?" "The cod ladies and gentlemen." "Can we not give a Mr. Close up to my fish?" "At a diner, broiled cod?" "You want to try some?" "That doesn't sound good..." "She doesn't feel good, why would you say that?" "Banana split for the birthday girl?" "With nuts." "And the sauce." "And cherries." "Just trying to help." "Just trying to be a good boy." "And provide for my friends, being the hunter gatherer that I am." "We're the berry pickers." "Are you gonna shoot a deer this weekend?" "Yeah I am." "OK, no no." "Some nice Venison." "I'm sorry we got some vegetarians." "Yeah, we can cook it in the fireplace." "We're gonna shoot him right in the face." "That would be a great idea." "Guys, guys." "Look out the window." "That's not funny Miriam." "I'm not trying to be funny." "Look at the van." "It's the same van." "It's the same color." "It's the same size." "He's watching us." "He's driving off." "But this isn't coincidence anymore." "What is his problem?" "I mean like what..." "Even if we were, what would we say if we called someone?" "This guy's following us, but he doesn't talk to us?" "We can't call the police." "We have nothing to say." "This is ridiculous." "We'll just pay on our way out." "Shit, guys..." "I think he's right here." "Shit!" "No he is not..." "Calm down." "Just don't look at him." "Hold on." "Leo, DO NOT film him!" "Oh my god!" "Stop filming him." "No, I wanna see if I can see him." "Mark, what are you doing?" "Wait, what are you doing?" "MARK!" "Mark, where are you going?" "Jesus, come back." "Don't go outside." "What is he doing?" "Is he out of his mind?" "Oh my god, Oh my god!" "What is he trying to prove?" "What is he..." "Is he gonna go...?" "Mark, get away from there." "What are you doing?" "Mark!" "I'm gonna kill him!" "No Cassy, don't go outside." "Cassy!" "Alright, let's go." "We need to go." "We need to go..." "NOW!" "I can't believe you did that." "Don't do that." "Did he say anything to you?" "Mark, did... did he say anything to you?" "Enough with the camera, Leo!" "I'm sorry." "Yeah, it's really not cool." "You guys, I really don't know where we are." "You what?" "I don't know where we are, I don't recognize any of this." "Pull over." "Right here?" "Yes, pull over and give me the map." "Ok, OK!" "There's just nothing." "There's nothing..." "Everywhere." "Alright, we were on 209, and then you turned onto... 213." "Alright, OK, go up the road a little bit more." "You're going to come to an intersection, and then take a right." "Then go up that road a little bit." "And then at the next intersection take a left and we should be almost there." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Alright." "How far away is it once we do that?" "Was I right?" "Are we almost there?" "Yeah, I think this is the driveway right here." "Are you sure?" "I'm sure this is the driveway." " Oh..." " Sweet!" "I have to piss." "I have to pee too." "It's time to drink some beer." "[Cheering and laughter]" "Yes, we are, we deserve it." "Especially after today." "My bladder is thinking about bursting in about 5 seconds." "Yeah, do you have to pee?" "You guys I think we're almost here." "Yeah, I do." "Roll down the windows." "I want to see." "What if I tickle you?" "Why would you do that?" "You guys, shine your flashlights," "I want to see the house." "This is pretty in the middle of nowhere." "Oooh!" "Oh my god, wow!" "Cool." "Are we stuck?" "Are you stuck?" "We get this far and then you get stuck?" "Alright, Alright." "We're parking the car here." "Alright, no just put it in reverse and then..." "We made it." "We made it." "We're stuck!" "Let's just go home." "Alright, we're going in." "Let's just go." "I just pee'd all over Cassy." "It's your fault." "We're gone..." "Oh my god." "How does your Aunt Gail get up this driveway?" "I don't know." "But check out that house though." "We get to spend the whole weekend there." "This is going to be an awesome weekend." "It's pretty big." "Yeah." "Let's get in there." "It's kinda dark." "Go, go, go go go." "I have to urinate." "Urinate?" "I have to make urine, out of my special parts." "Go, go, go, go." "Alright let's do it." "I'm calling the flashlights." "Miriam, I really have to pee." "Can we just go in?" "I'm getting my bag." "Someone get my bag." "Miriam, I swear to God..." "Tanya, I'm coming..." "I'll dribble all the way to the door." "Nasty!" "Miriam, got stuck." "That's pretty funny right?" "Where is it, where is it?" "Oh my God, Oh my God!" "Alright, can you give me the flashlight so I can see what" "I'm doing?" "Tanya's gonna piss her pants." "I'm glad you find this amusing you know." "Keys are under the drainpipe." "What's a drainpipe?" "You don't oh, you don't..." "I don't know." "I live in Manhattan." "Where are the drainpipes?" "This is fine, this is fine." "Where are the keys, where are the keys?" "Can you guys try to find a drainpipe?" "It's right here." "Oh hey..." "Did you find it?" "Yeah I see the key." "Put it in." "Put it in." "I'm trying I'm trying." "Open the door and let me go by." "Nice." "It's kind of cold in here." "Does this foyer light work?" "Mark, turn the light on." "This is a big house." "Are the lights not working?" "Are you kidding?" "Try another one." "Maybe that one's broken." "The light didn't work in the bathroom?" "No it didn't." "Just go, just go, I have to pee." "Here, I'll hold your flashlight." "Are you gonna go?" "I just went." "Well, can you go in there with me, so I'm not by myself?" "Well that was quick." "Wait, so none of these lights work?" "I guess not." "We should be able to find a fuse or something." "Oh my God!" "There's no electricity." "At all?" "No." "I don't know." "Like maybe if we try upstairs or something?" "I mean she knows we're coming so." "You're kidding me, they're not working." "Like none of them." "So now what?" "Maybe like if we go around the house there's an outside one or something, because it has to be somewhere." "Do you guys see that?" "No." "It looks like a light in the distance." "Do you see that?" "A flashlight." "It's a car." "No Way." "That's not a car." "That is not." "You guys, you think it might be..." "Uh, I don't see anything." "No, it's not." "Guys, everyone get back inside." "You guys, It might be that guy, it might be that guy." "Was that a van?" "I don't know." "You guys, we don't even know if it's him." "Who else would it be?" "Could it be a neighbor or somebody?" "Guys, could you shut up, I'm trying to listen." "Did we lock the door?" "Yes, the door's locked." "Alright, hold on the light's right there." "I see somebody." "Ahh!" "Shh, Shh, Shut up." "Is he coming?" "Oh my god." "Mark!" "Hit him with your flashlight." "[Knocking on door]" "Miriam?" "Wait!" "What?" "Miriam?" "Aunt Gail?" "Yeah!" "Oh my God, are you kidding me?" "Hi!" "You scared us." "Good to see you." "I'm sorry, and I'm so sorry about the lights." "OK." "We were half way to Maine, and we realized they forgot to put the power back on after they did work." "Oh." "So that's what the problem is." "I can't believe you're all standing here in the dark," "I feel so bad." "We thought we were screwed." "Oh no no, I would never leave you here like this." "You would have no hot water, no kitchen, no nothing." "You would really be in trouble." "No heat..." "And I think it's gonna be like 40 below this weekend." "Oh Oh great." "That would have been fun right." "You must be Leo." "That's me." "I could tell by the camera." "And this is Tanya, Cassy and Mark." "Hi you guys." "My friends from school." "Hi, nice to meet you, thank you for having us." "Well thanks for spending her birthday with her." "Happy Birthday!" "So glad you could all come." "Thanks for having us." "You're gonna have a lot of fun." "Hopefully." "But not too much fun." "But anyway..." "Let me turn the lights on." "Let me get everything settled, and show you how everything works and where everything is." "Thanks Aunt Gail." "How dumb do you feel?" "Really dumb!" "This is too much for one day." "But guys, if we could not say anything about the guy in the van or the diner or anything." "I mean, she is super over-protective." "We're lucky she's even letting us have this cabin." "And if we could just not say anything that would be great." "That's fine." "Yay!" "Thank you!" "Much better right?" "Yeah, much better." "Thank you so much." "I'm so sorry about that you guys." "I mean, luckily we remembered." "We were like eeeek!" "I know, I was like running around outside, and we didn't know what to do." "So how was your trip?" "Everything was good?" "Cold and snowy." "Oh that's right you drove up in the snow storm." "Oh no." "Can't wait to use the fireplace." "Well it's all gonna get better from here." "Yes." "You're gonna have a great time." "You're gonna relax... the country." "So nice." "Let me show you how everything works." "Yeah." "Thank you so much Aunt Gail." "Alright." "I heard every word." "You better not have heard every word." "Leo!" "Jeez!" "Gimme the camera." "Nope!" "OK, everybody, come say good bye, I gotta go." "Happy Birthday!" "Thank you so much for everything." "Seriously." "Oh, have a really really really great weekend." "It was nice to meet all of you guys." "It was nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "No problem." "Thanks for having us." "Take good care of her particularly." "Thank you for the house." "Yeah." "Your welcome." "And safe trip." "Yeah, we're gonna have fun." "And your uncle is asleep in the car." "Of course he is." "I know, always, right, and I want him to stay that way all the way to Maine, so I wanna get going right now." "Alright, kisses for everyone." "Have a good time you guys." " Thank you so much." " Bye." " Bye bye." " Bye." "Safe trip." "Bye Aunt Gail." "See ya later." "Alright, so what do we do now?" "Party!" "This is not funny." "Hello?" "Surprise!" "Happy Birthday!" "Happy Birthday!" "Happy Birthday Miriam." "Happy Birthday Miriam." "Thank you guys so much." "You have to try and blow them out." "Uh oh!" "A bigger wish." "C'mon," "Oh..." "C'mon." "Oh, oh..." "[Cheering and clapping]" "Oh, Oh, it might be coming back." "[Cheering and laughing]" "Oh, you are the woman." "[Cheering]" "Happy Birthday sweetie." "That's really nice." "Thanks, thanks a lot." "Aw, honey, don't cry." "We love you, happy birthday." "Thank you." "You're welcome." "Thank you..." "We love you, we love you." "Mark..." "Need to hug someone..." "Thank you guys so much." "That was completely unexpected and really really sweet." "Alright, let's eat some cake." "Let's get drunk!" "Ooooh!" "Right in the fire." "You just farted right in the fire." "You're gonna burn the house down." "Is the fire dying?" "No, it exploded when he farted." "Jesus Christ!" "I gotta like have my lemonade and my cool aid." "Gots tuh have that purple drink!" "This is my 24 thousand square inch TV." "I don't know how to work it, I don't know what these buttons do, but it looks big." "Tell me what's on your mind dumb chick." "I don't know..." "Stuff I guess." "Stuff?" "Like what, like bubble gum and puppies?" "Like, everything, just everything." "Everything." "Everything." "Everything?" "Wow that's so hot." "I know." "You wanna fuck?" "O.K." "Let's do it!" "O.K." "So whoever loses has to drink... that." "Not me." "Alright, who wants to go first, me." "Son of a bee-atch!" "Son of a..." "[Burps]" "Excuse me." "Oh my God, burp." "Oh my God, burp." "Want some of this pot pie?" "Courtesy of Starbucks." "Have some of that." "Chicken pot pie!" "Chicken pot pie!" "You stick it up your butt!" "[Laughter]" "C'mon, get outta here." "Stop it guys!" "Are you really taking a bubble bath?" "Get outta here!" "Look at him, he's taking a bubble bath." "No c'mon, get out!" "What's wrong Leo, you don't like the camera on you?" "You don't like it in your face?" "Nice!" "Get out!" "We're leaving, we're leaving, OK." "Enjoy your bath." "I will!" "Good morning." "Welcome to cooking with Leo." "Do we have any Tabasco sauce?" "Look at the smoke coming from the pan." "That's really not ok." "We're going, we're going." "Bam!" "Bam, oh shocking, his technique is, really!" "Ooh!" "Ooh, look at that." "Perfection." "Cuz it's freakin' freezing!" "Leo, looks at this for a second." "Come here." "Oh my God!" "What?" "Are you guys filming my boobs again?" "What are you filming?" "Nothing." "You're such an asshole!" "It's for Leo, for later." "Oh really..." "Anyway!" "Well, you're shoving it in our face the whole weekend." "What do you want us to do?" "Just go with it." "Just go with it." "Just go with it man, just go." "Just go with the flow." "Maybe I'll make a..." "Put some stuff together after the weekend." "Yeah, I want a copy." "You have to make me a copy." "OK, action." "Watch it!" "Alright, we're good." "OK." "So, Take 2." "Alright." "So what do you think about the weekend so far?" "Um, pretty hectic, getting here." "Pretty crazy, pretty scary." "That snow storm was..." "That was horrible." "And then the windy road with Tanya." "Oh God, I thought she was gonna vomit all over me." "I know, I felt so bad." "Well, we're here now, and we're gonna have a good time." "Yeah!" "We're gonna go Sprelunking." "Yes, Sprelunking, we're going sprelunking." "With these incredible flashlights that I got." "Yeah, he's crazy." "What do you guys think about the guy last night, in the van?" "So tell me some deep dark secrets about yourself." "Some deep dark secrets?" "Some really embarrassing stuff." "I want the exclusive scoop on you." "I don't know." "You gonna make a big high-budget Hollywood film out of this?" "Yeah." "I definitely like documentaries." "Like this kinda?" "Um..." "Um..." "Like civil rights and stuff?" "Yeah, like civil rights, anything on war, race... things that are taboo in this country?" "I love doing stuff about that." "My job, blah, you really want to talk about my shitty job." "I hate my job." "I really hate my job." "I don't like waiting tables." "I never have, I never will." "And it's the only thing that seems to be able to keep me in New York, keep me in school." "Allow me to afford everything, you know." "And it sucks." "So what do you think about the weekend so far?" "Uh, it'll get better." "Oh, yeah you were sick yesterday." "I felt so bad." "The roads were pretty bad." "And then the winding roads?" "That probably didn't help at all." "It was terrible." "It was so bad." "That constant flash before you have to throw up is..." "Yeah, I felt pretty bad, and then uh, the van." "That was kinda weird." "No, I don't want to get wet, I don't want to get dirty, I don't want to get cold..." "No, it should be fun though." "We have snowsuits and stuff, whatever." "I can't move in those things." "Ha, Ha." "Get the one piece suit like in A Christmas Story." "Well alright, thanks for the interview." "I'm gonna go see what Mark and Cassy are doing." "Hmm." "O.K." "Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey!" "Time to go." "Hey pretty lady, wanna go cave exploring?" "C'mon baby, I'm so sorry about before and I promise you, we're gonna have such a good time." "And you know I love you." "Please, please please." "And what about Miriam?" "What about me?" "It's her birthday." "You know you wanna have a good time for Miriam." "Please, I'm so sorry." "Don't read your book all day." "OK, let's go get Tanya." "Tanya!" "You coming?" "Please?" "She's pretty convincing." "Hello, hello?" "You ever play steam-roller Tanya?" "Steam-roller..." "No!" "Steam-roller!" "C'mon, time to go." "NO!" "C'mon, I heard that there's these Indian murals and paintings in the caves." "I really don't care." "You're gonna want to see them." "They're for your artwork." "And everything that you love to do, please?" "I don't care Mark." "Pretty please." "I don't care." "Do it for the Indians, please?" "No." "Do it for Miriam?" "No." "It's her birthday." "I love you, but no." "I love you." "I don't want you to be here by yourself all day." "Because it's cold out Mark." "It's not that cold out." "It's about 50 degrees outside." "It looks cold out there, but it's not." "We're gonna have fun." "No we're not." "What are you gonna do out here?" "I'm gonna be comfy." "Look at this bed." "This bed is so nice." "You know what's gonna be even more comfy?" "After you're out in the cold for a little bit, having a good time, then you can come and crash inside." "I don't want to be cold." "I never want to be cold." "Please?" "We're going." "I'm making you go." "I'm not going." "That's it, you're going." "Mark..." "I swear to God..." "She's going, I'll drag her the whole way." "Aw, don't you feel bad for them Leo?" "No!" "This is what comes when you try to push your girlfriend in the snow, and she's stronger than you." "How do you feel about that Mark?" "That almost makes this worth it, actually." "Do that a couple more times Mark, and we might be even." "Come here love of my life." "What?" "What is that?" "Well there's a shot for you Leo." "Oh, that's pretty disgusting." "Why would we go that way if we came from the other way?" "That's the way we came." "That's not the way we came." "That's the way we came." "I promise you that we basically went in a generally straight direction." "So if we go back the way we came." "I don't remember a straight direction." "We basically went in a generally straight direction?" "Can you please knock the pride act off, and just admit that we're lost." "I'm not being proud right now." "I'm just saying that we..." "Why would I want us to be more in the woods than we are?" "OK, now this is the way we went, so let's just go." "Well we went the way you guys suggested, not the way" "I wanted to go." "I said we should go the other way, you guys wanted to go back along the path of the waterfall right?" "Well, oh, let's take this unknown unmarked way that." "Mark suggests, or take the path that we've already taken and know that leads to a certain direction." "That's not what we did." "He's YOUR boyfriend." "So it's MY fault now?" "No, I'm just saying talk to him." "Did you try your cell phone?" "Well if there's no service in the house, why would there be service in the woods?" "I don't know." "Maybe... it's worth a shot, right?" "What about your walkie-talkie?" "There's no one to talk to on the channel." "We can try some channels?" "Does anybody see anything around that..." "I don't see a God-Damned thing!" "OK, calm down for one second and let me ask a question." "Do you see anything that you might have noticed earlier, anybody?" "Trees?" "Would you knock off the act Tanya, I'm over it." "I'm over this too." "Yeah, so is everybody, join the fucking club!" "Look around, maybe you saw something weird, just look around." "There was that deer thing." "Wait, where's Miriam?" "Well, we can't just keep..." "Cassy, are you OK?" "Careful guys, OK?" "Did you just say careful guys?" "Did you honestly just say careful guys?" "What is your problem?" "Look, I didn't even want to get out here." "No one forced you to come." "No, you convinced me." "All you've done all weekend is bitch and moan and..." "You convinced me that everything would be ok and we are now lost." "Criticize me for nothing." "For nothing?" "Look where we are?" "You're leading us." "You can't put all of this on me." "The entire trip you've blamed this on me." "For your own little insecurities." "Now let's just keep going!" "But going where?" "What insecurities Mark, please enlighten me." "Guys, guys, guys, please knock it off." "Time out." "Shh, Shh!" "What was that?" "Shine your light over there." "Did you hear that?" "Yeah, did you?" "Let's just keep going this way." "It's probably just a bird or something." "Wait, Wait!" "It was just an animal." "It was just a bird." "Did you hear something?" "That's a pretty big bird." "Let's go." "Aren't there supposed to be bears out in these woods?" "God, don't do that." "Don't do that!" "Please don't say that OK?" "I'm just saying we should think about the reality of the situation if there's bears out here." "I'd prefer not to." "Shh, Shh!" "Oh shit, you guys!" "Shh!" "What the fuck kind of animal makes that noise?" "What the fuck is that?" "You guys, c'mon." "I don't see anything." "There's animal tracks everywhere." "They're all fucking animal tracks." "Fuck, fuck, fuck me!" "Do you see anything?" "Oh god." "That scared the shit out of me Tanya, knock it off." "Yeah, but it's far away." "It's some animal in the woods." "It's not a big deal." "What kind of animal do you know that makes that kind of sound?" "A bird, I don't know." "It's still there." "That's a bird." "That's not a fucking bird Tanya!" "NO shit, it's not a bird!" "Mark, is your walkie-talkie on?" "No, you won't get any channels out here." "Well, what is that then?" "I don't know." "Just static." "Anybody?" "Did you hear that?" "What was that?" "What WAS that?" "What was that?" "Holy shit!" "Run!" "Guys, stop!" "Guys stop!" "Stop, don't run." "God dammit, stop!" "Oh shut up Mark, let's go!" "Shit, we lost them, we lost them." "Guys C'mon!" "What WAS that?" "What are you guys doing?" "Stop running." "Let's go, let's go, let's go." "Stop running, God Dammit, it was just a fucking branch." "You hear that?" "What?" "Is that water?" "Why are you laughing?" "You son-of-a-bitch, are you laughing?" "It's the waterfall." "Wait, the waterfall is near the house, isn't it?" "Yeah, we can't be far." "We just keep going this way and around." "Oh, thank God." "It's getting louder." "Oh, I never heard anything that good in my life." "Wait, what's that light." "Oh my God, Oh my God!" "I think we just take these footsteps this way." "Miriam, it's your birthday." "Happy Birthday." "Happy Birthday!" "Thank God." "We made it." "Yes!" "Oh, you're such a jackass." "I can't believe you recorded us the whole time..." "You're crazy." "Oh, my God, my hands are freezing." "Let me just take a moment to adore this." "This is a beautiful wonderful..." "Where did Aunt Gail get this?" "She really likes Halloween, I don't know." "Don't ask me." "What are we having for dinner?" "I believe pasta if that's cool." "And who's cooking it." "I'm not cooking." "I can't cook." "C'mon!" "And you don't want me to cook." "I'm hungry!" "Oh, no." "You look like my mom." "You're mom, I look like Shirley?" "Leo, Leo let's talk about this trip you're going on with your friends?" "OK?" "Sit down, sit down, alright." "Leo, are there gonna be girls on this trip?" "Yeah mom." "Answer me!" "Mom, they're gonna be in separate bedrooms." "Leo, did you pack some condoms honey?" "Did ya?" "I'm serious right now!" "Did ya?" "I don't trust those WHOO-ERS." "I don't trust those sluts, but I trust my baby!" "Does anyone else want to try it on?" "I think you should go for it Tanya, I don't think my hair can fit in that thing." "You don't want to try it on?" "How'd you finish your food that fast?" "I was freakin' hungry." "[Phone ringing]" "I'm not gonna answer my Aunt's phone." "You think I should?" "I don't know." "Hello?" "They hung up." "Mark, did you forget to call your mother this weekend?" "I did, she's very overprotective." "You love my mother, don't make fun." "I love your mother!" "Oh!" "I love YOUR mother too Leo." "[Phone ringing]" "I LOVE your mother." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Again, no one." "So, I'd like to make a toast if I may, to forgiveness, to birthdays and friendship and a great time." "Cheers!" "[Knocking]" "That's weird." "There's no car here." "Who's there?" "Is that any neighbors or anything?" "You'd have to have a car to get here." "It's miles from anyone." "Who's there?" "Who's there?" "You see anybody?" "There's no one there." "What?" "Don't open the door!" "What is that?" "What is it?" "What the hell." "You wanna play it?" "Let's just play it." "You guys didn't see anything?" "Not one car?" "Wait a second." "That's my car." "That's us." "That's the guy in that fucking van." "Remember the van?" "No!" "It has to be." "That means he followed us up here." "He followed us up here." "Oh my God." "Oh my God." "That's the house." "He's been here the whole fucking time." "He's been here the whole fucking time watching us." "What do we do Mark, what are we gonna do?" "I don't want to watch this anymore." "Turn it off." "Cassy, Cassy." "Look!" "He was in the fucking house?" "How did that happen?" "He was in the fucking house!" "Oh Shit!" "Yo that's fucking me." "What the fuck!" "No!" "Fuck that!" "Let's go." "Everybody's going right now." "Everyone let's go right now." "Get your jackets and let's go." "The phone's ringing." "I'm not answering the phone." "Answer the phone." "It stopped." "I don't care about the phone right now." "Let's go." "Well fucking call the cops or something then." "Let's call the cops." "Oh fuck, it's that psycho calling." "Answer it!" "Call the fucking police!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Mark call the police." "There's no dial tone." "What?" "It was just ringing." "He cut the phone line." "What do you mean he cut the phone line?" "What do you mean?" "We're going right now!" "Let's go!" "Stay with me, stay with me." "What?" "No!" "No!" "Where is the car?" "Where IS the car?" "Are you kidding me?" "Where is it?" "Everybody get back in the house." "Shit, go go!" "Go, go!" "Mark, c'mon." "Are you fucking stupid?" "Get in the house right now." "Get in the house yourself." "Shut up!" "Get in the house Mark, are you fucking out of your mind?" "Get in!" "Get your cell phones." "Try and get reception." "Just try and get a signal." "Anyone have anything?" "Tanya?" "Nothing." "Everyone just stay together." "He's in the house." "Leo come with me, come with me." "Try and get a signal." "Tanya, try and get a signal." "Cassy, try and get a signal." "Wait, don't leave, don't leave." "I need you to put it together right now!" "Just turn it on." "Where should I go?" "I can't make all the cell phones dial, please girls keep trying!" "I'm trying!" "Oh my God, I have a signal." "Call 911!" "Please..." "Oh my God." "Please, help us I have an emergency, there's someone trying to get us please." "Please come help us please." "Hello?" "Hello!" "What happened?" "I lost the call." "Try it again, just try it again." "I can't get it." "I can't." "What are we gonna do?" "Mark where are you going?" "Mark, please don't do this." "Please don't do this, just stay with us, we'll stay over here." "Where's the other one?" "Mark!" "Cassy!" "Mark, no." "Uh, shit run, run!" "Oh my God, oh my God!" "Get upstairs!" "Shut the door!" "I'm not leaving!" "We need to get out and go get help." "I can't leave." "We need to get downstairs." "No, we need to stay here." "We need to get downstairs Miriam." "We have to go." "I can't." "What are we gonna do?" "Miriam, we have to go downstairs." "Look out the window." "Shh, he's leaving." "Shh, Shh, turn the flashlight off." "You think he sees us?" "We need to get out of here." "He's leaving." "Ok, OK." "OK, we're going downstairs." "OK." "Tanya, take the camera." "I'm not taking the camera." "If he comes back just try to catch him on tape, OK?" "Why do we need the camera, I'm not recording." "Tanya, please." "Just take the camera and keep recording." "No!" "Tanya, please, I gotta figure out how to get outta here." "Please just take the camera, I need to figure this out." "Tanya, we gotta go now." "Just take the camera." "Let's go now." "We're going downstairs." "Careful." "C'mon let's go." "C'mon let's go." "Be quiet." "Why is it so cold in here?" "No, we can't go out that way." "Oh shit, RUN!" "[Screaming]" "Somebody please!" "Help me!" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Screaming]" "[Video chatter]" "[Video chatter]" "[Static]" "Surprise!" "[Laughter]" "Yeah!" "[Laughter]"