"In the name of Preverti, daughter of the mountains whose embrace with Rani made the whole world tremble" "Whose name is the Terrible" "Whose name is Baleful." "Whose name is Inaccessible" "Whose name is the Black Mother, mother of darkness." "We turn our hearts to Kaili Drinker of blood, black mother" "Killer of demons, gorge on this flesh, our offering" "Thering." "She is not wearingthe sacrificial ring" "She cannot be sacrificed withoutthering." "Where is the ring?" "Whathas she done with he ring?" "Help!" "I need somebody" "Help!" "Not just anybody" "Help!" "You know I need someone" "Help!" "When I was younger, so much younger than today" "I never needed anybody's help in any way" "But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured" "Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors" "Help me if you can I'm feeling down" "And I do appreciate you being round" "Help me get my feet back on the ground" "Won't you please please help me?" "And now my life has changed in oh so many ways" "My independence seems to vanish in the haze" "But every now and then I feel so insecure" "I know that I just need you like I've never done before" "Help me if you can I'm feeling down" "And I do appreciate you being round" "Help me get my feet back on the ground" "Won't you please please help me?" "When I was younger, so much younger than today" "I never needed anybody's help in any way" "But now these days are gone I'm not so self assured" "Now I find I've changed my mind, I've opened up the doors" "Help me if you can I'm feeling down" "And I do appreciate you being round" "Help me get my feet back on the ground" "Won't you please please help me?" "Help me, help me oom" " Shocking" " Monstruous" "The necessary preparations..." " The preparations for my immediate departure..." " Are made" "Thering." "Over the water wemust go." "Bhuta." " You ask of me, Master" " Obedience and Love" "This isso" " The ring" " Hasnobody looked on the washbasin?" "I am making the immediate arrangements necessary for..." " My visit to England" " In hand and already waiting" "Without the ring no sacrifice without the sacrifice no congregation... without a congregation no more me" "This is so" " Wave" " Idon't like to" "They expect it, don't they..." "Lovely lads and so natural" "Adoration hasn't gone to their heads" "So natural and still the same as they was before" " Hey someone got hold ofmy finger..." " Are you tryingto attract attention again" "She's pulling at it." "Had my finger, you know..." "Stop trying to drag things down to your own level" "I thought she was a sandwich until she went spare on my hand" "It's a cold place" " So, Thering?" " I could not get it off" "Have you been messing with me in my sleep?" "I mean, with a fishing rod" "I wouldn't touch you with a plastic one." "What are you doing on the floor?" "I'm tired" "Hey, Bea-atle!" "How about this, Shufti?" "Pure gold in easy to handle denominational nuggets" " Not a mark on them" " No, I hate them..." "It makes your fingers go green." "It's not the Beatle with the ring" " Aren't I?" " No, unfortunately" "Hey Bea-atle You shall have fun, eh?" "No thanks, I'm rhythm guitar and mouth organ" "I didn't encourage that wink..." "It's not the one..." "My gosh, they all look the same" "Swami, it's raining and..." "After them..." "Quickly, quickly" " All in" " All in together now, sir" " What?" " Shilling" "In the weeks that followed five more attemps were made to steal the ring" " What was it that first attracted you tome?" " Well... you're very polite" "Hope he's in" " What are you doing?" " Posting a letter." "I am not what I seem" "My skin's soaked right through to the skin..." "There's more here than meets the eye" "Everyone laughs at Ringo's sudden apprehension" "But the very next day" ""You're going to lose that girl"" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "If you don't take her out tonight" "She's gonna change her mind (she's gonna change her mind)" "And I will take her out tonight" "And I will treat her kind (I'm gonna treat her kind)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "If you don't treat her right my friend" "You're gonna find her gone (you're gonna find her gone)" "'Cause I will treat her right and then" "You'll be the lonely one (you're not the only one)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "I'll make a point of taking her away from you (watch what you do) yeah" "The way you treat her, what else can I do?" "(You're gonna lose that girl)" "(You're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "I'll make a point of taking her away from you (watch what you do) yeah" "The way you treat her, what else can I do?" "If you don't take her out tonight" "She's gonna change her mind (she's gonna change her mind)" "And I will take her out tonight" "And I will treat her kind (I'm gonna treat her kind)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose that girl (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" "You're gonna lose (yes yes you're gonna lose that girl)" " Boys, are you buzzing?" " No thanks, I've got the car" "You'll have to do it again." " Is that you?" " No" "Don't look at me" "You naughty boy" " Flee" " Who are you?" "Will you explain everything when the opportunity presents itself?" "Sex is creeping in." "Young people see it in the bazaars, market places, temple" "No wonder they turn up their noses at a mystical impulse..." "We're taking up fox hunting so that the young people can be involved in their own sacrifices" "Can you understand the deep significance of bloodwell shed?" "Of course I don't expect you to see eye to eye with me..." "What... who... where..." "Now... if you'll pardon me" "seeking enlightenement as to ring they approached the nearest oriental" "You know rings..." "It's yours" "My miss us wouldn't wear a ring like that." "Ostentatious..." " He's from the west" " No, east Stepney" " Does this ring mean anything to you..." " Freemason?" " You're all English!" " That's what unions are for." "We have got one in there from the mystic east..." "Hey Abdul!" "That lad from the sunnier climat east of Suez?" "Very nice he was, too" "I think he's still down there in the coal hole" "Doesn't the blood rush to your head, sir?" "Aren't these spices expensive?" "Doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?" " Isn't this ring nasty, sir?" " Kaili!" "I must lie down" "This menu..." "There's a man down there on his head" "Could you pick this up for me, please?" "Are you eating, too, Paul?" "Your friend is in mortal danger." "I can say no more" "It's rather a jolly place" "Soup, please" "He has three more hours to live I can say no more..." "I ordered soup too." "That's a very fascinating ring you have got there" "Thedreaded secret sacrificial ring of the dread Kaili" "If he is to be scrificed before Kaili, why is not painted red?" "I've never had the courage to ask him, but as he's my best friend I will..." " What's this?" " Glasses" "The victims offered to Kaili every day are happy to go" "He who wins is privileged to wear the sacred ring all day and at the end of the happy day he is slaughtered jolly with a knife." "And sacrificed jolly with a knife" " You have until five o'clock" " Before a new victim is chosen" "You are a lucky!" "My old mum would give her right hand to be chosen." " What's this?" " A season ticket" "I like a lot of seasoning in my soup..." "There's somebody been in this soup" "I got it from this Eastern bird lady in a fan letter" "I get all sorts of rubbish." "The sacrifice?" "..." "No?" "Come off!" "So send back the ring to this lady who will then be happy to die for Kaili" "There's a footprint in here" "Here, you have ago..." "Next.The nearest ring specialist" "We have lots of little problems like this." "Some of them matrimonial." "This ring is not stone." " I've only got three hours tolive." " Therefore, it must be a metal." " I don't know this metal" " You're not getting anywhere, are you?" "Early days yet, sir Therefore it must be an alloy" "There's a certain amount of hurry up involved, my life is in danger..." "Three ten" " The wheel" " Not the wheel" "Even the Royal House of Hanover had the wheel, sir." " I've never seen anything like it" " Jeweler, you've failed" " I suggest you see a specialist." " What kind of specialist?" "Your tools are broken" "The fire brigade once got my head out of some railings" " Did you want them to?" " No." "I left it there when I wasn't at school" "You can see a lot of the world from railings finally undismayed." "the nearest specialist." "I like operations, they give you a sense of outlook" "This won't work" "It could work if the government would spend some more money" "Made in American cheap" "Another failure" "We expand the molecules and the ring grows bigger and drops off" " What's your electricity bill like?" " It's sort of a long counterfoil" "It's not dropping off" "Voltage... up, up, up" " Are you sure I'm earthed?" " Oh no, hold on, thank you" "Made in America." "Way ahead of anything you've got" " Is it green, the earth in America" " In some places it's brown, you know" "He's an idiot." "Has a degree in woodwork" " 5... 4..." " Come on 3-2-1-go!" "I like to observe the procedure." "You'll thank me for it in the end" "Rád bych sledova ten proces." "Na konci mi za to podìkujete." "Scientist, you're getting nowhere" "It's the plugs." "Good British plugs." "All this America ring." "Wrong voltage" " How do you feel?" " I used to use my hands" " Will he still be able to drum ok?" " Did he do a lot of it?" "The voltage, up, up, up ještì, ještì, víc, víc....." " Do bunkru!" " I can't watch" " It's working!" "Give me the gun, Algernon" "Stop it!" "He's out to rule the world if he can get a government grant" "This is outrageous!" "You're nothing but a mad scientist!" "Fantastic!" "With this ring I could rule the world!" "I must have the ring..." "Algernon, the laser" "Get your hands off him or I'll call the police!" " Get him off" " I must have this ring." "The laser..." "Release him or I'll shoot and I am a dead eyeshot shooting" "Switch off that machine" "I'm better with animals than with plugs and transformers" "MIT was after me, wanted me to rule the world for them který po mì chce zajistit vládu nad svìtem" "Daddy being the local master of the hounds, that's where I got my love of animals from" "They trust me." "I should have been in vivisection" "How do we know we can trust her he's had the old fingers before" "Well, there was a mistake." "I can vouch for her; we're very close" " Lasers ready" " Get them" "It's the wrong plug..." "If you just give me five minutes" "It's the brain drain His brain's draining" "Here I stand, head in hand, turn my face to the wall" "If she's gone I can't go on, feeling two foot small" "Everywhere people stare each and every day" "I can see them laugh at me and I hear them say" "Hey you've got to hide your love away" "Hey you've got to hide your love away" "How can I even try?" "I can never win" "Hearing them, seeing them in the state I'm in" "How could she say to me "love will find a way"?" "Gather round all you clowns, let me hear you say" "Hey you've got to hide your love away" "Hey you've got to hide your love away" "I have here..." "Now see what you've done with your filthy eastern ways..." "It is Clang, the High Priest, who is filthy in his ways" "How do we know you're not just as filthy and sent by him to nick the ring" " What filthy ways are these" " You can put that away" "Until this moment you were safe because my sister was chosen and no other could be sacrificed to Kaili" "Now my sister is safe and rises up" "And a new day dawns..." "and a new victim is chosen..." "From this moment it is death to him who wears the ring." "This will make your finger shrink" "Be brave don´t move" "If he were brave this would not be necessary" "End Of Part One" "Intermission" "End Of Intermission part two" "Where've you been?" "You've been up that temple again." "You're as bad as your sister coming home from work at all hours and all colors endo of part two part three later that evening" " There might be some insurance" " I wouldn't think of such a thing" "Where did you say that stuff is?" "This will just make his finger shrink a little." "It's a minor medical secret" "I'm sure there's no call for all this" "I'm allergic to Penicillin and all them other wonder drugs" "Are you sure it's not main lining or habit forming" "Not as long as you don't swallow it" "All right." "Synchronize your watches" "You, you, you and you." "Make him red and then kill him" "I promise you the effect is purely transitory" "It wears off very quickly" "Don't answer it." "It can only be Clang" " Perhaps it won't take" " This is a dreadful miscarriage" "Where's Paul?" " Where are you, Paul?" " This is his best suit" "The Exciting Adventure Of Paul on the floor" "Don't look right or left." "They might take us for innocent by standers" "Standby" "They are at the door!" "go!" "Get me the homeoffice" " It's me, you fool" " Oh sorry" "Kaili!" "He's red!" "Kill him!" "Withdraw!" " Which one has the ring?" " That one with the large nose" "It's yours" " Keep your hands up" " How can I get it off with my hands held up" "In the name of science I demand that ring" "It's worth something" "Had to do all this myself you know..." "On Wall Street they call me Backward Britain" "With a ring like that I could interest the military." "No, I could not." "I can't get it off" " Look, what you've done" " Hey, is that Paul?" "Algernon, my little black bag." "I shall have to operate" "It'll be on the national health, won't it?" "Ugh, I'm still sticky." "You're all red!" " We thought that was you" " No that's not me" "I'm glad it wore off quickly" "What are doing?" "Get out!" "British stuff is useless." "If I had a Luger..." "Their scientists are properly equipped" "The remedy is in your hands..." "you, the voters" "Where's Ahme?" "I don't understand a word I don't speak the language" "Latin yes." "But this Easternbabble no." "Meanwhile, seemingly safe in the sheltering ups" "I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today yeah" "The girl that's driving me mad is going away" "She's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride" "She's got a ticket to ride but she don't care" "She said that living with me was bringing her down yeah" "She would never be free when I was around" "She's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride" "She's got a ticket to ride but she don't care" "I don't know why she's ridin' so high" "She ought to think twice, she ought to do right by me" "Before she gets to saying goodbye" "She ought to think twice, she ought to do right by me" "I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today yeah" "The girl that's driving me mad is going away" "Ah she's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride" "She's got a ticket to ride but she don't care" "I don't know why she's ridin' so high" "She ought to think twice, she ought to do right by me" "Before she gets to saying goodbye" "She ought to think twice, she ought to do right by me" "She said that living with me was bringing her down yeah" "She would never be free when I was around" "Ah she's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride" "She's got a ticket to ride but she don't care" "My baby don't care, my baby don't care..." "Wait for me" "The bloods rushing to my head" "Put me down" "Put me down" "Thank you" "I'm easing the fuse in now" "I know, you fool." "I'm here." "Steady" "I am steady" "Now a turn to the right and it locks" "I am turning it to the right." "It is locking" " That's what comes of teaching science by television" " You'll thank me in the end" "I am lifting it up" "I am moving my left leg" " I am moving my right leg" " Give it to me" "When the ice breaks dive straight in." "It's the right hand" "Soft fame... broom sticks" "Thank you" " Hey, it's a thing" " A fiendish thing" "Run, Ringo" "Useless... ex army rubbish" "Excuse me... white cliffs of Dover?" "Bhuta, here they come the right flank" "In the name of Kaili, stop" "My blood group is very unusual Look!" "I'm very busy... please!" "Perhaps if we gave away free tickets to the youth organization annual sacrifice... all this could be avoided." "It's a very real problem" "They have to paint me red first it's a different religion" " So this is the famous ring" " I'm in fear of my life you know?" " So this is the famous Beatles" " So this is the famous Scotland Yard" " How long do you think you'll last?" " The Great Train Robbery... how's that going?" "You don't believe us, do you?" "It's for you, the famous Ringo Only me and Paul know we're here" "I know..." "Allow me..." "I'm a bit of a famous mimic You know..." "James Cagney..." "Hello there this is the famous Ringo, what is it that I cando for you" "Not a bit like Cagney" "Go to the window" "There's a strong case for arming the police We're not all masochists" " Now see?" " Yes, I believe you" "Let's get going." "Pass me the phone, will you" "Last 9 at the service." "Call 999" "We need protection." "We've got a record to do tomorrow" "I need the protection" "And you shall have it." "Get me protection" "You don't realise how much I need you" "Love you all the time and never leave you" "Please come on back to me, I'm lonely as can be" "I need you" "Said you had a thing or two to tell me" "How was I to know you would upset me" "I didn't realise as I looked in your eyes" "You told me oh yes you told me you don't want my lovin' anymore" "That's when it hurt me and feeling like this I just can't go on anymore" "Please remember how I feel about you" "I could never really live without you" "So come on back and see just what you mean to me" "I need you" "But when you told me you don't want my lovin' anymore" "That's when it hurt me and feeling like this I just can't go on anymore" "Please remember how I feel about you" "I could never really live without you" "So come on back and see just what you mean to me" "I need you, I need you, I need you" "Hello..." "Sunray" "Hello Sunray What are you doing down there?" "It is done we are directly under..." "listen..." "Ugh, shocking" "Ahme, return to the base." "Take this hastily scribbled note hastily to acting Lance Corporal" "It says standing by" "They shall not pass..." "We said our goodbyes (ah the night before)" "Love was in your eyes (ah the night before)" "Now today I find you have changed your mind" "Treat me like you did the night before" "Were you telling lies (ah the night before)?" "Was I so unwise (ah the night before)?" "When I held you near you were so sincere" "Treat me like you did the night before" "Last night is a night I will remember you by" "When I think of things we did it makes me wanna cry" "We said our goodbyes (ah the night before)" "Love was in your eyes (ah the night before)" "Now today I find you have changed your mind" "Treat me like you did the night before" "Treat me like you did the night before" "Last night is a night I will remember you by" "When I think of things we did it makes me wanna cry" "Were you telling lies (ah the night before)?" "Was I so unwise (ah the night before)?" "When I held you near you were so sincere" "Treat me like you did the night before" "When I held you near you were so sincere" "Treat me like you did the night before" "Like the night before" "I regret losing an lieutenant as able as Ahme" " Loaded" " Well, fire the nasty thing" "Missed!" "You naughty boys" "A well known palace" " How's you equlibrium?" " How's yours... your light again, George" " How do you know it's not you that's light - 'Cause I never am" "Caught this with one hand!" " Ugly, aren't they..." " The hands?" " Some people's are" " Showus your hand, Ringo" "You want to chuck one in?" "How about drumming?" "Have you thought of that?" "I don't know many..." "It appears I need one card..." " Very lighthearted" " Discarding it like an old boot" "They're talking about your finger, you know" " Will you hold this drumstick" " There's a good drummer in Manchester" "Well, I don't just drum with it, do I?" "Quite a good-looking fellow, too I'll raise you" "You haven't used that finger in the past hour and we're all in danger" "Me and Paul haven't seen you make any use of that finger lately" "We're risking our lives to preserve a useless member." "I've always admired that friend of Scott's;" "the way he went out into the snow for his mates" "Just hold this drumstick" "You've raised it a little bundle on the quiet, haven't you?" " Well, I've got a good hand" " You must have five aces." " Do you wanna see me?" " You're joking... take it" "I will see..." "I've won it" "Tea!" "They expect me to cut my finger off" "The famous finger, eh?" "So the police give their famous protection for a finger, eh?" "What's that..." "It's haunted, you know..." " Are you going to cut?" " No, I'm not going to cut and that's it" "This wing of the palace is haunted" " We're never going to leave this palace alive" " The Queen will have something to say about that." "What's that?" " That thing coming through his stomach" " I won't look" "It's only a hose" " It's for you" " It's the gardener" "I'll stick it out the window" "Must be their tea break" "It's me, you fool" "This should work;" "it's from Harvard" " It looks like a laser" " It's a relativity cadenza" "That should slow them down a bit" "Hurry up with the plug, I'll align the sights" "I think it is a laser" "A Well Known Power Station" "A royal fuse has just blown" "I bet it was the hair dryer she got for Christmas" "There followed one more fiendish attempt on poor Ringo's Life" "Come on, get them, I'm with you" "Two lagers and lime and two lagers and lime, please" " Looks like it's me again" " Everything's relative, you know" " Well, you didn't miss your tonsils" " How do you know?" "Why don't you chop it off, Ringo?" "I've had some great time with this finger, and I'd miss it" " You're a rat underneath" " You can have a fire and theft policy for it" "It's because you're a Beatle that your fingers wasn't on it" " Is there a cure for nail biting?" " Oh yes" "I'm always getting winked at these days" "Oh, Sorry Ringo" "All the rungs have been neatly sawn in the middle" " Your famous Ringo is safe" " No, he isn't" " Don't move" " You heard what she said" "Do you know Beethoven's 9th symphony?" "It goes like this" "It'st he famous Bengal man-eater who escaped from the zoo this morning" "He's harmless." "All you have todo is sing Beethoven'sOde to Joy" " Why didn't you think of that!" " He was reared on the classics" "Don't worry, just whistle famous Beethoven's famous 9th symphony" "We're not going there" " We just put it round we're going there" " We're not going there" " We just put it round we're going there" " So that everybody thinks we were going there" " Where are we going then?" " Never you mind" "And so they found themselves in..." "The Bahamas" "And so did" "Him!" "And so did" "Welcome to Nassau" "I'd like to present F.C.17 BC6, PO 47 PO63 PO9 PO85..." "And so did" "You should have thought of that before we left the house" "Shore, port, starboard!" "For I have got another girl, another girl" "You're making me say that I've got nobody but you" "But as from today, well I've got somebody that's new" "I ain't no fool and I don't take what I don't want" "For I have got another girl, another girl" "She's sweeter than all the girls and I met quite a few" "Nobody in all the world can do what she can do" "And so I'm telling you this time you'd better stop" "For I have got another girl" "Another girl who will love me till the end" "Through thick and thin she will always be my friend" "I don't want to say that I've been unhappy with you" "But as from today, well I've seen somebody that's new" "I ain't no fool and I don't take what I don't want" "For I have got another girl" "Another girl who will love me till the end" "Through thick and thin she will always be my friend" "I don't want to say that I've been unhappy with you" "But as from today, well I've seen somebody that's new" "I ain't no fool and I don't take what I don't want" "For I have got another girl, another girl, another girl" "Beatles, Hello!" "Clang had the whole temple transported here for your sacrifice." "He needn't have bothered" " What's this?" " This is where you will be disemboweled" "You don't go for all that, do you?" " Do you know Clang?" " I'm his mother and he'sa good boy" "I don't want to knock anyone'sreligion, but..." " In here, quickly" " Ican't swim" "Let's go back and get them!" "Let's find that temple" "Aman's got to do what he's got to do" " Let's go back and get them" " They'll disembowel us" "Not if I get the boot in first." "They won't disembowel us;" "you see, that's all gab - disemboweling..." "Signpost?" "Guide book?" "Feet?" "Red light" "Green light, go!" "The things we have to do in these heathen countries" "There must be an easier way to set a trap!" " Easterner speaks with forked tongue" " What does he say?" "Passing this way with hot foot to the temple" " You've got the part, Paul" " Dare we ask how you know?" " The footprints, the guidebook..." " To the temple" "After them... slowly!" " That's not it" " It's on the map as being here" "That temple on the rock, that swimming pool that we came up in... and I'm lost!" " Was there ever a temple here?" " Never in a million years" "That's an old army place, a well-known retreat for courting couple" " Aren't we going in?" " No, let's not" "Oh come on lads, where's that famous courage?" " I haven't got any." "Have you, George?" " Iwill have" " I'm off" " Typical!" "The fiends!" "They've electrified the wire with high tension" "There's one on the back, but it's not the right one" "This is no time for foolish tricks!" "This is a hired car" "Back up and smash him off" "This should give him a headache" " That's done it, he's gone" " I can't start the car" "I seem to be having a slight difficulty" "I think it might be the wrong key" "Thanks forthe lift, sailor!" " Where did the thugs go?" " They've vanished into thin air" "Superintendent, you've got a plan, haven't you?" "But even the best laid plans... little do they know he's a prisoner" "I'm a perfect surgeon scalpel" "Sand in the generator." "It gets everywhere No wonder I never get anywhere" "Fix it, Algernon" "You wouldn't want me to go in with a blunt scalpel" "I'm a decent employer, and he takes advantage of me." "It's the heat..." "I've got some juice" "I can't understand it." "They kept pulling my nose" "Distilled from the essence of orchids" "What's that?" "Distilled from the essence of orchids found only in deep dark recesses?" "At last!" "I'll have my just reward." "Tiberius Foot Juice!" "Who needs the ring now that I have this" "This is the Nobel Prize juice Set sail for England" "The government in the palm of my hand." "What's it say?" " I don't know." "It's in Eastern" " Haven't you a degree in Eastern?" "I can't swim" "Treacherous Woman, tremble..." "In the name of Preverti, daughter of the mountains..." "You wait till my mates get you" "I don't think so... we've had two battalions flown in to ambush your friends" "They're quite merciless..." "One word of warning from you and you die instantly" "I'm going to miss the sacrifice" "It came off!" "I'm saved!" "Get sacrificed!" " It came off!" "I just showed courage" " How many fingers have you got left?" " You're all red again" " I'm beginning to like it." "He who wears the ring..." "This film is respectfully dedicated to the memory of Mr.Elias Howe" "Who in 1846 invented the sewing machine"