"Previouslyon  "RuPaul'sDragRace"..." "You're going to form your own New Wave bands." " I think our costumes should be cardboard cutout geometric shapes." " Yeah, no." " ¶ I just want you to be hot and saucy!" "¶" " [laughs] - [spits]" " ¶ Rectangle girls of the world ¶" " ¶ I'm every girl, in a circle I run ¶" " In terms of the outfits in your group, were you in charge of that?" " It was a group challenge." " Well, Chi Chi's shaking her head." " The thing Thorgy had on her head." "That's what I wanted to wear." " I'm not gonna be in a cardboard box." " Robbie Turnter." "Condragulations." "You are the winner of this week's challenge." " Yes!" " Chi Chi DeVayne." "Shantay, you stay." "Naysha Lopez." "Sashay, away." " Ugh." " Ooh, Chi Chi." " Oh, Lord." " How do you feel, Chi Chi?" " Tonight there was a lot of drama on the runway." "I ain't gonna be in no bottom again." " I apologize, Derrick." "If I'm feelin' some kind of way, I completely shut down." " Mm-hmm." " And I have to change that." "I mean, it's just me being a bitch." "I'm sorry." " Yeah, it was you being a bitch." "Well, this is my second week in the bottom three." "I am so happy to still be here." " I was in shock that it was not you lip-syncing." "It was Naysha." " But Chris and Debbie thought I stood out." "Chris was like, "I think you could impersonate Debbie." "And we'll take you out on tour."" " They may have been on drugs." "I want a drug test." " Yeah, I didn't hear you get that." "But" " I did get told that my performance was phenomenal." "Which you didn't get told." " All right." " Derrick, I think you just missed the point, but it's not a big deal." " Okay." "Well, I don't know if there was a point." "It's just Bob talking is your point all the time." " But you'll do, like, side shady comments, and it's funny, but when I do side shady comments, it's like, over." " No." "No, but what you" " Anyone else see this?" "Am I on Lonely Island?" "Am I on Staten Island or am I living in Manhattan right now?" " You're right." " Thank you." " [laughs]" " I don't see that I do that." " I can't wait till you do it again." "It'll be, like, five minutes." " Lord have mercy." " The two of you, honey." "That is a pot boiling." " Derrick's, like, "I ain't never make jokes about anyone ever."" " Hey, Bob." "If I want to do ratchet drag next week, can you give me any tips?" " Ooh hoo hoo!" " If you want to do, like, memorable drag next week," "I can give you some tips." " [laughs]" " So all I need to do is not wear a wig and I'll be told by the judges that I'm pretty." " Babe." " Didn't I remind you guys?" "I said, "In about five minutes, she'd make a shady comment out of nowhere"?" " And I did." " What I said wasn't meant to hurt your feelings." "You're trying to be spiteful." "You see the difference?" " Your intentions weren't to hurt me?" " No, they weren't to hurt." "If I wanted to hurt you, you'd be cryin' right now, bitch." " I will never cry over you at all." " Don't give me a challenge." " I work on the strip with really big drag personalities." "So if you think you're gonna come for me," "I am not that innocent." "[carenginestarts] -¶ RuPaulDragRace¶" "Thewinner of" RuPaul'sDragRace"" "receivesa one-yearsupply ofAnastasia BeverlyHillscosmetics anda cashprize of$ 100,000." "Withextraspecial guestsupermodels" "ChanelIman andGigiHadid!" "¶ RuPaulDragRace¶" "¶ Maythebestwoman¶" "¶Bestwomanwin ¶ [pastoralmusic] [roostercrows]" " Where they chicken wings?" " [screams]" " You know what I love about this process?" "I'm becoming, like, a morning person." "I'm up at, like, 6:00, and I'm like, "It's 6:00!"" " Bob, you're, like, an all day person." " Yeah." " You're like," ""It's mornin', evening', and night!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!"" " Whoo!" " I'm boisterous." "I'mexcitedto be here." "I'm on my favorite fucking TV show." "Andthatbotherssomepeople." "Sorry, girl." "[siren blaring]" "Whoo,girl." "Shedonealready donehadherses." "Carol Channing, Brittany G." " Whoo!" " On a game show with a bunch of queens." "Judge Judy, Maggie too..." " Yes!" " Little Richard, we love you." "Drag queens with an aptitude for thinking fast and being crude." "Don't just stand there." "Let's get to it!" "Make me laugh." "There's nothing to it." "Bang, bang, bang, bang." "[laughter]" "Hello, hello, hello." "[cheers and applause]" " Wow." " Ladies." "For this week's maxi challenge, we're going to break out of the studio as we drive along the Hollywood freeway looking for fresh roadkill." "Then, back in the workroom, you'll need to transform the furry little pelts into evening gowns that scream" ""#CritterCouture."" "Oh, hell, who am I kiddin'?" "It's time to play the Snatch Game." "[cheers and applause]" " [laughing]" "#SnatchGame." "Now, you know how it works." "Impersonate a celebrity, fill in the blanks, and stake your claim as a front-runner in this competition." "Gentlemen, start your engines." "And may the best woman win." "[applause]" " Who you doin', baby?" " I was gonna do Nancy Grace." " Which is brilliant by the way." " Yeah, I think it's funny." " Because she's so, so funny." " Over the top." " Oh, she's the craziest." " Right." " And just have outrage at every--everything." " Every corner." "I'm impersonating Nancy Grace, herself, because she seems like a major bitch, and I can relate to that." " Robbie, what are you thinkin' about?" " I'm doing Diana Vreeland." " Who?" " She was the first editor in chief of "Vogue" in the '60s." " Oh." "Do you think that's a hair obscure?" " No." "Not at all." "I have been practicing Diana Vreeland for months." "Jinkx Monsoon and BenDeLaCreme, my Seattle sister wives, won Snatch Game each year that they were on." "So there's a lot of pressure on me to be great." " What character are you doing?" " Well, I was going to do Whoopi Goldberg." ""The Color Purple" is, like, one of my favorite movies." "And it's so quotable." "Everyone knows "The Color Purple."" " Yeah." "I 'vebeenworkingonit since I found out I was gonna be on the show." "And I cannot wait to be able to prove that I am a performer." "I'm not just a runway queen." " Who are you doing?" " I'm torn between Whoopi Goldberg," "Uzo Aduba, who is an actress on, um," ""Orange Is The New Black"..." " Oh, yeah." " And my last choice is probably my favorite, but I look the least like her, is Carol Channing." " Why would you do--well." "I knowsomefolks aregonnaquestion why is a 6'2" black man doing Carol Channing, but it's because I feel a connection with Carol Channing." "I really do." " See, isn't this not" "Miss Celie?" " [laughs]" " You really do look like Miss Celie." " I sure is ugly." " I want to show you how much I look like Whoopi Goldberg." " So Bob basically has, like, ten characters that he could possibly do." "All the sudden, he's got the "Sister Act" outfit on." "He is, like, really giving that Whoopi look." " I think that if you hit a man, a man has the right to knock you out." "You don't want to get hit by a man, don't go around hitting' people." "That's all I'm sayin'." " This is gonna be the Whoopi Game instead of the Snatch Game." " I'm realizing, "Oh, shit." "I might be out of my league here."" "So I'm gonna have to go with my plan B backup." " Bob is so excited for Snatch Game," "[ laughs]" " Today's challenge-- Ding!" "Ding!" "Ding!" "Is gonna be Snatch Game." "It'sa celebrityimpersonation, soyouhave tomakepeoplelaugh." "So I'm gonna be busier than a one-legged cat in a sandbox tryin' to win this challenge." " Hey, celebrities." "all:" "Hey!" " Are you ready to snatch my attention?" "[all cheer]" "Hi, Chi Chi." " Mama Ru." " [laughs] Who are you doing?" " I'm doin' Eartha Kitt." " Uh-huh." "How are you gonna make Eartha funny?" " Um, I know that she played Catwoman and I have two cats at home." "I'm just gonna play off" " Well, that--there it is!" "You've got two cats at home." "To play Snatch Game, you've got to stay in character, and you've got to make me laugh." " Yeah." " All right." "See you out there." " All right." " Thank you." "Hi, Kim Chi." "Have you decided on what character you're gonna portray?" " Um, there's two characters I'm debating between." "First one is..." "Pearl." "Is there something on my face?" " [laughs]" " I started doing drag with Pearl, whowason season7, soI knowherquirks reallywell." " Right." "Right." "And who's your other character?" " The other one is kind of obscure." " Uh-huh." " Kimmy Jong-un, maybe." " Kimmy?" " Kimmy, yeah." "Kimmy Jong-un is a huge risk, but if I turn the North Korean dictator into a drag version of him, it would be a chance formeto show anothersideof KimChi  that's a little fucked up." " Huh." "That's interesting." "Listen, whatever works for you." "Just so long as you make me laugh." " Kimmy Jong-what?" "Amade-upcharacter, myfriend." "I really hope that lands her in the bottom." " ¶ Hey, Derrick ¶ - ¶ Hey, Ru ¶" " Are you gonna do Brittney?" " It's an obvious choice." "But this is my chance to show everyone that I'm more than just a Brittney impersonator." " Uh-huh." " And so I think I'm gonna go with Laura Bell Bundy's character." " Yes, she's the country singer" "Broadway star." " Right." "And she made up all these characters, and Shocantelle is my favorite one." " Uh-huh." " She is a black girl trapped in a white girl's body." " Ah." "Can I see a little bit of your Laura Bell Bundy character?" " Hello, RuPaul." "I am here." "My Shocantelle you that I do have a penis." " You know, sometimes the most obvious thing is the thing to do." "You just have to decide where you want to go." "Stakes are high." "There's $100,000 on the line." " Yeah, that's true." " All right, Derrick." " Thank you, Ru." " Bye." " Bye." " Oh, Lord." " Thorgy Thor." " That's me." " Wait a minute, let me see." "I'm getting, uh," "Charles Manson." " No." " No?" " Uh, I'm doing Michael Jackson." " How are you gonna make Michael Jackson funny?" " His little quirks." "His little movements that I have down." " Yeah." "Who's your biggest competition here?" " You know, I'm gonna say Bob." "You know, what you're asking us to do in this season," "Bob is really excelling at, which is pissing me off." " Well, let me tell you this, Thorgy." "And this might help you." "You second-guess and you take it into your head." " Constantly." " This is an opportunity for you to feel confident going with your gut and not overthinking things." " Yeah." " All right, Thorgy." "I'll see you out there." " Okay." " All right, ladies." "Gather round." "Tomorrow on the runway, the category is" ""Night of 100 Madonnas."" "[all cheer]" " Madonna has so many iconic looks." "I can't wait to see what everybody comes up with." "It's gonna be amazing." " So express yourself, 'cause it's a celebration." "[all cheer] So don't fuck it up." " Holiday." " Bye." " Bye, Ru." "[drumroll,triumphantmusic]" " Welcome to Snatch Game!" "Let's meet our supermodel contestants." ""Vogue" cover girl Chanel Iman." " Hey." "[laughs]" " And "Sports Illustrated" bombshell Gigi Hadid." " Hi, Ru." " Hi, darling." " I'm so excited." " Are you ready to meet our stars?" " We are." " Yes." " First up, the king of pop, Michael Jackson." "Was Billie Jean really your lover?" " I love everyone." "[scatting]" " The king of pop is here." " [giggles]" " Next, we have the sister of the supreme leader of North Korea, Kimmy Jong-un." " Anyoung haseyo." " [laughs]" "Oh, my goodness." "I just know my emails are gonna get hacked after this show airs." "You know what I mean?" "[laughs]" "Next up, television host and former prosecutor," "Nancy Grace is here." "Hello, Nancy." " You know," "I'm worried about the children, RuPaul." "There's reefer smokers influencing them every day." " All right." "All right." "Up next, legendary "Vogue" fashion editor," "Diana Vreeland." " RuPaul!" " What's in this season, Diana?" " How the hell should I know?" " Up next, reality superstar," "Tiffany "New York" Pollard." " New York is in the mutha-fuckin' house." " [laughs]" "Up next, Eartha Kitt is here." " How are you?" " You're not wearing any panties, are you?" " Who wears panties?" "What are those?" " All right, up next, Britney Jean Spears is here." " I don't wear panties either." " You don't wear panties either?" " Especially when I get out of cars." "[laughter]" "[ laughs] [excitinggameshowmusic]" " Welcome back to Snatch Game." "Here's how the game works." "I ask a question, and you give an answer that you think will match our supermodel contestants." " [giggles]" " First question." "Gigi Hadid." "There's a new dating app for drag queens." "When you join, the first question they ask is, "How big is your blank?"" "Let's go to Gigi Hadid." " How big is your wig?" " I love that!" "Let's go to our superstars and find out if you got any matches." " Okay." " Let's start with Kimmy Jong-un from North Korea." "The first question they ask is, "How big is your"?" " I wrote down weapons of ass destruction." " Weapons of ass destruction." "Not a match." "[laughing] I--yeah." "Well, thank you, the unbreakable Kimmy Jong-un." "Ms. Eartha Kitt." " Well, I'm sorry, Gigi... [laughter]" "But I said, "Big furry balls."" " How big is your big furry balls?" " Honey, get your mind out of the gutter." " Of course." "[laughing] - [purring]" " Prosecutor Nancy Grace." " Well, as everybody knows, not only do I do newscasting, but I also was on another show where I danced." "So I said, "How big are your bunions?"" " What do you do for bunions?" " Well, I was told you can get 'em shaved off." "That's what they do." "I'm about to get that done." " All right." "Sorry, Gigi." "Not a match." "Let's move on to Tiffany "New York" Pollard." " How big is your clock?" " Because drag queens love a big-ass clock, right?" "[feeble laughter]" " Ru seems to be throwing Naomi every bone she can find." " Do you like a big clock, yourself?" " But this dog won't catch." " Chanel Iman." "It's your turn now, darling." "The big bad wolf is a drag queen." "Instead of huffing, and puffing, and blowing, she blanks the house down." " Shakes?" " She gonna shake the house down." "Shake that ass." " Mm." " All right, well, let's go to our celebrities and find out if you've got a match." "Let's start with Latoya's brother," "Michael Jackson." " I just said, "Takes a long nap in a bed with everyone they know."" " Michael, that's crazy." " Thank you." "[laughter]" " Mm-hmm." " Let's move on down to Diana Vreeland." " I used to work for "Vogue" magazine." "But I heard that now "Vogue" means a dance." "So I think they vogue the house down." " Girl." "This performance is poo." "And you're from the same town as Jinkx and Dela?" "Ooh, girl." "Them girls is gonna" "I was about to say they gonna hang you, but I ain't gonna say that." "[laughs]" " Eartha Kitt." "Instead of huffing, puffing and blowing, she blanks the house down." " She licks the house." " Ooh." "Licks the house down." " And speaking of lick, it's time for my bath." " What?" "Oh, you-- [laughs]" " [giggles] [laughter]" " Ha, ha." "That's what cats do." "Ha, ha, ha, ha." "Eartha Kitt didn't do that, Chi Chi." " Let's move on down to Britney Jean." " She reads the house down." " That's not a match, unfortunately, Chanel Iman." "But has Eartha Kitt got your tongue?" " I've had that tongue before." " You have?" " Good girls gone bad." " Yeah." " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." " You should do that one more time." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I would be very popular in prison." "[laughter]" " All right." "Crazy Eyes." " Because you pretty, I just wrote a poem..." " Yeah." " To Iman." "A-Once a queen named Iman remind me of the Sun." "Instead of her supermodel life," "She can be... my wife." "[laughter]" " Unfortunately, Chanel, that is not a match." "Next question." "Let's go to Gigi Hadid." "Lady Bunny has an unusual way of celebrating gay pride." "Instead of the rainbow flag, she hangs her blank out the window." " Her tucking panties." " Let's go to the king of pop and hear if you have a match." " Oh, Ru." "It's not a match, but I said, "She waves her blanket."" "Say "Hi."" " Oh, hi, Blanket." " Hi, Blanket." "Hi, hi." "Bye-bye." " Oh, please be careful." "You don't want Blanket to fall." "No." " Oh, thank you." " Yes." " [scatting]" " Moving on down to Tiffany "New York" Pollard." " When I think of Pride, I think of...my hair." "So I said $800 weave?" " That's an $800 weave?" " Well, of course." "Blended." " Yes." " Yes." "Naomi's"NewYork"?" " I'm sorry, Gigi." "You didn't get a match this time." "Maybe next time." "Well, look who's here." " I'm sorry that I'm late." "But, uh, Uzo Abu-boo left the stage and she asked me if I would fill in." " Ladies and Gentlemen, Carol Channing." " Oh, thank you." "[laughter]" " All right." "Chanel Iman." "Sally the Supermodel is so lactose intolerant, when the photographer says, "cheese," she blanks." " Sneezes." " She sneezes!" "Let's go down to Nancy Grace." " She sends out an Amber Alert." " Nancy Grace is terrible." " It's important to keep the children safe from the boozers and the users and the reefer smokers." "It'slifeless." "It's basically Acid Betty turned into Boring Betty." " Let's move on down to Britney Spears, the princess of pop." " She, "Oops." "I did it again."" " Ahh." " [giggles]" " Do you mean between me down there?" " She had diarrhea." "[laughter]" " All right, let's move on to Diana Vreeland." " I've worked with Sally for so long." "She pops a pill, RuPaul." "She pops a pill." " There is so much talk about drugs." "I have-haven't taken anything but Lipitor for the past ten years." "You don't really get a buzz off of that." " Now, is there an anal option?" " I might happen to have a Fleet or two in my home." " A Fleet enema." "Now you're talkin' my language." " If you stay ready, you ain't got to get ready." "By the way, Eartha," "I didn't know that was you down there." " It's me, darling." " From here," "I couldn't tell if you were Della Reese or Luther Vandross." "I couldn't see." "These aren't even my good glasses." "But back to the matter at hand." "I just wrote "corn"." " That's always a good answer." " You know, there's no dairy." "And it comes out the way you put it in, RuPaul." " Well, listen." "On that note, I am sorry, folks, but we are well out of time." "It was a really close game," "[ laughs] [upbeatmusic]" " What?" "I can't believe she-- [laughter]" " Always the first." "It'seliminationday , and it is the Night of the 100 Madonnas." "And as I'm pulling out my kimono," "I see Thorgy's also pulling out a red kimono." "Great minds think alike?" " In New York, it's funny." "It's like we're always put in these boxes of, like, what people's expectations of who we are as, you know, drag artists?" " Yes." " Now, even people are putting Brooklyn in a box." " Brooklyn doesn't accept me." "Ithinkthere'salot ofqueensat home whodonotinteractwith me." "It sucks that none of them ask me to be a part of their community." "So I don't fit in anywhere." "There are certain definitions of "drag."" "You know, and there's, like, "I'm put in it 'cause I'm the 'look queen.'"" "I've had fights with those people where they're like, "Oh, you're not a drag queen." "You just do looks."" " Yes." "Mm-hmm." "Ithurtsme, actually, thatI 'ma lonesoldier." "And I think that's that huge wall that I put in between me and myself and everybody else." "I think this show's a great platform, though, because it kind of shows that we do something more than just stand around and serve booze." " Yup." " You know, or sit around and be a bitch." " Yeah." " You know, I do all these shows." "I make all these things." "But I'm also a musician." "What I really want to do is, like, do a grand, like, event, like, "Thorgy and the Thorchestra."" " Fabulous." " Like, a 40-piece orchestra, and I want to conduct in drag." "Iamaprofessionalviolinist, violist,cellist." "Youknow,I'veplayed atCarnegieHallmanytimes." "IfeellikeI'm  theperfectmedium tokindof appealto, like, theyoungergeneration and make Classical music cool." "It's a throwback to, like, events where, like, you dressed up just to get on the red carpet." " I love that." " Do you have any siblings, Bob?" " I have two brothers, actually." " Uh-huh." " How many do you have?" " I have eight brothers and three sisters." " Whoa." " That is crazy." " You said you were adopted?" " Yeah." " Did they have a talk where they were, like, "You know--"" "Where they went, like, one day, like, "Well, just so you know."" " Well, it's--like it's very obvious that I'm adopted." "These are my parents." "So growing up with white parents." " A rainbow family." " Like, this is my mom." " She's gorgeous." " Yeah, she's, like, the best mom ever." "I'm literally the only gay one in my family." "And I have a Christian background, andI 'veheardstoriesofkids  beingshunnedfromthe family andallthat." "And my mom has done nothing but make me feel accepted." "And, she's just an amazing woman." "I love my mom." "Growing up, I literally had, like, the best parents and best childhood." " Did you ever feel a--a need to just study up on black stuff?" " Kind of." "It wasn't a weird thing until I got to high school, middle school." "People were throwing out all these, like, black references." "And I was, like, "Wait." "What does that mean?" Did you grow up with, like, black culture was, like, second-hand?" " I grew up in an all-black family." "I went to all-black high school, all-black elementary school and a majority black middle school." " Like, I get called "Oreo," like, all the time." " It's obnoxious." " Or, like, "Oh, he's kind of cute for a black guy."" " Oh, don't even get me started on being cute for a black guy." "It's kind of a--it's really obnoxious." " Wait, I think you're kind of cute for a black guy, Naomi." " Thank you, Kimberly Chi." " Kind of, though." "[laughter]" "["CoverGirl" byRuPaulplaying]" "[ laughs]" "¶¶" "¶CoverGirl, putthebassinyour walk ¶" "¶Headto toe, letyourwholebodytalk ¶" "And,what?" " Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "The world's biggest Madonna fan," "Michelle Visage." " You must be my lucky star." "[laughter]" " A guy who's game for anything," "Carson Kressley." "Now, who would you do in the Snatch Game?" " I would impersonate, um, like, maybe a man." "Like, Michelle Visage." "[laughter]" " The gorgeous Gigi Hadid." "Now, is it more fun to hang out with models or drag queens?" " Well, I've never had this much fun at a runway show, so, drag queens, of course." "[laughter]" " And the stunning Chanel Iman." "Did you have a good time yesterday?" " Yes." "It was everything." " [laughs]" "This week, our queens channeled showbiz greats, as they went for Snatch Game gold." "And tonight, my girls are ready to take a bow, because bitch!" "They're Madonna." "Gentlemen, start your engines." "And may the best woman win." "¶ ¶" "¶ Therealness¶" "Thorgy Thor." " Crouching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen." " Nothing really matters." " No, sure doesn't." "AsI'mwalkingdown  therunway,I'mgivingyou,  like,angular, interestingartisticmovements, andI 'mfeelingit ." " Undercover geisha." " Oh, kimono, she better don't." " Up next, Kim Chi." " Oh." " Two in a row." "I haveagorgeous vintageweddingkimono." "ButI wishIwasn'twearing thesamethingasThorgy." " She's servin' that walk, Michelle." " She is." " W-O-K." " Yeah." "Derrick Barry." "Nothing really matters." "The remix." " Yes." "I 'mwalkingdown inthemostoriginalkimono." "It'shand-painted, andI feellike thisisastandoutpiece." " Is that sidewalk talk?" " Jean Paul Gaultier." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Naomi Smalls." " Oh, again." " Yeah, these girls are really hung up on kimonos." "I didn'tthink anybodyelse wasgoingto choose kimonoMadonna." "I'mtryingto ownthis eventhoughthreeothergirls areintheexactsame look ." " Kung fu fightin'." " This is, like, the Victoria's Secret section of Madonna." " I like that material, girl." "[laughter]" " Acid Betty." " She's keepin' her baby." " It may have a few holes in it, but-- [laughter]" "MyMadonnalooktoday isfrom"BedtimeStories,"" "whereshe'spregnant, givingbirthto doves." "Thisoutfit representswhoIam,  becauseobviously I'mtheonlyone  creativeenoughto thinkofit." " I think she just flipped us the bird." " Bye, bye, birdie." " Robbie Turnter." " She's in a league of her own." " There's no crying in baseball, Robbie!" "I feelso cute." "I'vegotmy cutelittledress." "It'sallhand-painted withmylittlepatches." " I wonder if she's a pitcher or a catcher." " Me too." " Chi Chi DeVayne." "You're gonna poke somebody's eyes out with those things." " If you're lucky." "WhenyouthinkofMadonna, youthinkof theconebra." "Bitch,I lookgood." " Oh, yeah." "It's--she's totally expressing herself." "I think she likes a little hanky-panky." "Bob The Drag Queen." " Oh!" " Not to be confused with Bob the camp counselor." " I love." "MyfavoriteMadonnalook" "[ laughs]" " Welcome, ladies." "When I call your name, please step forward and strike a pose." " [whispers indistinctly]" " Kim Chi." "Chi Chi DeVayne." "You're both safe." " Thank you." " You may leave the stage." "Oh, the power of good-bye." " [laughs]" " Ladies, it's time for the judges' critiques." " Tonight on the runway," "I don't know if you guys had some kind of symbiotic message to each other, but there's a lot of kimonos which is very interesting." "Thorgy, you did your take on it." "You kept it in geisha, but still Thorgy's in there." " The Michael Jackson was so good." "I loved all of it." " You kept character better than anyone." " It was everything for me." " Up next, Acid Betty." " I was not expecting to see "Bedtime Stories"" "and the whole bird-fly-out thing." "So kudos to that." " Thank you." " I think your make-up is okay tonight." "It's nothing spectacular." "But where I was really let down, was in the Snatch Game, Betty." " It didn't look like her." "It was like the wig and the make-up, you were like a white Chaka Khan." " I didn't get any Nancy Grace from it." "It felt like you were just being you." "It was just a fail all the way around." " I wasn't sure how to turn such a serious woman funny." " I needed like a nasal, angry southern voice." "And then she leans in, and she wants to talk to you on the TV like she's in your living room." "[laughter]" " I wish I had you as a coach." " Okay." " All right." "Up next, Robbie Turnter." " I really enjoyed your catwalk because it was really fun and playful." " I was really excited about Diana." "And I--I think that most people may not know who that is." "So I think that how iconic she was, and the voice and everything, you kind of have to shove that in people's faces for them to get it." " You could have gone so much bigger with her." " Punk took my voice away." "My voice kept cracking, and I was going in and out during Diana Vreeland." " Well, we could hear you perfectly." "It's just, we weren't impressed with what was being said." "Up next, Naomi Smalls." " It's becoming quite predictable for Naomi to come out in basically, lingerie." "This is where we go, "Oh, maybe I should switch it up now."" " In Snatch Game, I got lost with the boobs." "I think if you would have just stuffed it to the max, it would of made the character a lot more obvious to me." " That was your moment to go O-T-P." " I was very underwhelmed with my performance." "It was not coming out, and I'm, like, so embarrassed about it." " All right." "Thank you, Naomi." "Up next, Derrick Barry." " So we did Britney, huh?" "I am so grateful." " Oh, God." " You done good, girl." " Me and Gigi really, really loved your Britney performance yesterday." " You kept character the whole time." "You just were Britney." " Thank you so much." " Thank you, Derrick." "Bob The Drag Queen." " Tonight, on the runway." "Love it." " I love your Madonna look too." "And I know you're a huge Madonna fan." "And, like, one of your biggest thing you said, was when Madonna sent you, like, a cease and desist?" " Yes!" " [laughs]" " Best moment of my life." " [laughs]" " The padding." "It's so good, I wouldn't have known." " You are serving "womana."" " This old luscious body." " The Snatch Game." "Uzo Aduba, amazing." " You were so good." " Then, we get a little Carol Channing." "You gave us extra, which was wonderful." " I do want to caution you, however." "Sometimes you borderline on showboating." "Just keep that in the back of your mind." " Mm-hmm." " All right, ladies." "Well, I think we've heard enough." "While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate." "All right." "Now, just between us material squirrels." " [laughs]" " What do you think?" "Thorgy Thor." " Her Michael Jackson, I thought was divine." " She was really good at making fun of things that are a little taboo." " She stayed in character the entire time." "I really felt like Michael was there." " Acid Betty." " Her runway was very creative." " But her Nancy Grace was more like Nancy Disgrace." " Ooh, child." " How does a drag queen do Nancy Grace and she doesn't even have the wig right?" " You need a little helmet-y blonde." "And then you need a few little Nancy Grace-isms." "And none of that happened." "It was just like, she didn't even know who Nancy Grace was." " Robbie Turnter." " The "League of Their Own" look stood out from the rest." "I would give it a B plus." " We love Diana Vreeland." " We do, indeed." "Everything was wrong about it." "Why didn't she go for the blown-back hair?" " With the-- with the bump at the top." " Yes!" " The worst part of the whole thing tonight with Robbie, was the-- [coughs feebly] [whispers] "I have no voice."" " Uh-huh." " All of a sudden, you don't have a voice anymore?" "And I think she needs to get out of her head and get into my car." " Okay." "All right, Billy Ocean." "Naomi Smalls did Tiffany Pollard." "New York." " She didn't do New York." " She did not do New York." " She wasn't New York." "She wasn't Connecticut." "She wasn't New Jersey." "She wasn't Long Island." "I don't know what she was." " But, Naomi's was my favorite of the kimonos." "She made me want to wear it, but I don't know if it really screamed "Madonna."" " Derrick Barry." " The Britney blew me away." "I was so excited for every time that she was going to answer a question." " The runway thing," "I always find her a bit timid on the runway." " When you're on the catwalk, you've got to just give it all you got." " You know, I once asked Iman what is on her mind on the runway." "And she looked at me dead in the eyes and said, "Africa."" " That's what I do when I go to bars." " Oh, really?" " Yes." "Think about Africa." " Oh-kerr!" " Oh-- [trills, clicks tongue]" " Bob The Drag Queen." " She flipped the script." "[ laughs]" "Welcome back, ladies." "I've made some decisions." "Thorgy Thor." "Your Michael Jackson was off the wall." "And your Madonna look was something to remember." "Bob The Drag Queen." "I's was crazy about your Snatch Game." "And on the runway, you are one unapologetic bitch." "Bob The Drag Queen, condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge." " Thank you." "Thank you." "[applause]" " You've won a collection of handbags and wallets from Lux De Ville valued at $7,000." " Wow." "[all "oohing"]" " [laughs] Wow." "Whoo!" "I took a risk, and it paid off." " Bob and Thorgy, you may join the other girls." "Derrick Barry." "You are safe." " Thank you." "Thank you so much." " Acid Betty, your runway was an immaculate conception." "But your Nancy Grace left us asking," ""Who's that girl?"" "I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination." " I totally agree with Snatch Game." "It sucked." "But I think Snatch Game sucks." " Robbie Turner, your runway was a hit." "But your Snatch Game was a swing and a miss." "Naomi Smalls, your runway look was borderline." "But your impersonation of "New York"" "bordered on "New Jersey."" "Naomi Smalls." "I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination." "Robbie Turner, you are safe." " Thank you." " Two queens stand before me." "As always, I've consulted with the judges." "But quite frankly, I don't give a fuck what they say." "Because the final decision is mine to make." "Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination." "The time has come for you to lip-synch for your life!" "[echoes] Life!" " I'm not about to go home to Acid Betty." "I'mgonnabringit,  andI 'mgonnado everything Icanto sendthisbitchhome." " Good luck, and don't fuck it up." "["Causing a Commotion" playing]" "¶ I 'vegotthemoves,baby ¶" "¶Yougotthe motion¶" "¶Ifwe gottogether¶" "¶We'dbe causingacommotion¶" "¶Somedayyou'llsee  mypointof view¶" "I 'mpregnantwithbirds comingoutof my belly, andnowIhavetolip-synch formylife?" "I'mreadyto makeTVhistory." "¶ Workforyou ¶" "¶You'vegotto makethecompromise¶" "¶Andmaybe¶" "¶Thenwe cankeep ourlovealive¶" "¶Andwhenitfalls, wewon'tletitdie¶" "¶Itdoesn'tmatter ifyouwinorlose ¶" "¶It'showyou playthegame¶" "¶Sogetintothegroove¶" "Allyouhearismusic ." "Youhaveno ideawhat's happeningaroundyou." "Andinthatmoment,youwilldo whateverittakestostay ." "¶ Commotion¶" "¶I hopeyoufind¶" "¶Whatyou'relookingfor¶" "¶Isit mine?" "¶" "¶Walkthroughthatdoor ¶" "¶We'rewastingtime¶" "¶Makeup yourmind¶" "¶Andgetintothegroove¶" "¶I gotthemoves,baby ¶" "¶Yougotthe motion¶" "¶Ifwe gottogether¶" "¶We'dbe causingacommotion¶" "¶Causingacommotion¶" "¶Causingacommotion¶" " Yeah!" "[cheers and applause]" " Ladies." "I've made my decision." "Naomi Smalls, shantay, you stay." "Oh." " Acid Betty." "You've taken us on one wild trip." "Thanks for the high." " Thank you for the opportunity." "It's been amazing." "And I'm so happy to be a part of royalty now." " Now, sashay away." " I love you guys." "Acid Betty out!" "I'm so happy that I came here." "I would not change this for anything." "Legends are born in "RuPaul's Drag Race"." "And now I'm officially a legend." "Bitches beware." "'Cause Acid Betty is now being released to the world." "And it's gonna be trouble from here on out." " My seven rays of light."