"5,6,7,8" "Anybody seen the Kelly Sisters?" "You, you're up in five" " Keep the change, Charlie" " Thanks" "Where the hell have you been?" " And where is Veronica?" " She's onto herself tonight." "But they paid to see your sister act" "Don't sweat it, I can do it alone" "Shit!" "Come on, move it, move it Hurry up" "Tell them you're here" "Ladies and gentlemen" "The Onyx Club is proud to present Chicago's hottest dancing duo" "Two jazz babes moving as one" "The Kelly Sisters" "Come on babe Why don't we paint the town" "In all that Jazz I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down" "And all that jazz Start the car" "I know a whoopee spot where the gin is cold but the piano's hot" "It's just a noisy hall where there's a nightly brawl" "And all that..." "Jazz" "Skidoo" "And all that Jazz" "Hotcha!" "Whoopee!" "And all that Jazz" "Slick you hair Wear your buckle shoes" "And all that Jazz" "I hear the father dip" "Is gonna blow the blues" "And all that Jazz" "Hold on, hon We're gonna bunny hug" "I bought some aspirin" "Down at United Drug" "In case you shake apart" "And wanna a brand new start to do that" "Jazz" "Let's go baby" "But I didn't even meet your friend" "That, that manager guy" "Don't worry, Roxy" "It's all taken care of" "You told him about me" "Yeah, kid It's all arranged" "Find a flask We're playing fast and loose" "And all that Jazz" "Right up here is where I store the juice" "And all that Jazz" "Come on babe We're gonna brush the sky" "I bet you lucky Lindy" "Never flew so high" "'Cause in the stratosphere" "How could he lend an ear" "To all that..." "Jazz" "Oh, you're gonna see her sheba shimmy shake" "And All That Jazz!" "Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters break" "And All That Jazz" "Show her where to park her girdle" "Oh, her mother's blood is curdle" "If she'd hear" "Her baby's queer" "For All That Jazz!" "Oh, Mrs. Brucewits Mrs. Hart" "This is Fred" "He's my brother" "All that Jazz" "Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?" "And all that Jazz" "I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down" "And all that Jazz" "Start the car" "I know a whoopee spot" "Where martini is cold" "But the piano's hot" "It's just a noisy hall" "Where there's a nightly brawl" "And all that Jazz" "Say it again, Fred" "Ah, you're the star, kid" "My little shooting star" "No, I'm no one's wife" "But, oh, I love my life" "And All That Jazz!" "That Jazz" "Oh, say it again, Fred" "Jesus" "Where is the fire?" "Amos ain't home till midnight" "Freddie" "Fred" "Hey, ...you know" "I don't want you to feel I'm nagging at you or anything" "But don't think it's about time that I met your friend out of the Onyx" "I mean it's been a month since you told him about me" "I know" "Cause that was a night Velma Kelly plugged her husband and her sister" "You really say that she found when they kissed together" "Gosh if I found Amos soping it into somebody else" "Bing bing gone with the wind, right" "It's getting late" "I have been thinking a lot about mattress" "I never get a really good idea I write it down in my diary before it goes out of my head" "And it occured to me the other day" "That all the really, really knocked out acts" "Have, you know, something little different going on you know" "Like eh...our signature bed" "And I thought, I thought that nothing" "Could be a loof" "You know" "Give them just enough to get them good in hungry you know" "Always leave them one more" "Hey, once I get a name for myself" "Maybe, maybe we could open up a club in Varum, you know" "You could run it and I could be the headliner" "What's the idea?" "Wake up, kid, you're never gonna have an act" "Says who?" "Face it, Roxie" "You're too bit talent with skinny legs but I'm just a furniture salesman" "Dear but you got connections, you know" "The guy down the club" "There is no guy" "Yet, that night" "It was the first night I set foot in that joint" "I was collecting out a bed for the trumbone player" "So you never told anyone about me?" "Sugar, you are hot stuff" "I would say anything to get a piece of that" "And now, now?" "We've had some laughs Let's just leave it with that" "Fred" "You can't do this to me" "You get off!" "You touch me again, I'll put your lights out" "Wait" "Your husband will be home, so why don't you watch yourself" "We ain't gonna hit no sheets again" "You're a liar, Fred" "Oh yes, so what?" "You lied to me" " You lied to me" " That's right, sweetheart, that's right" "Son of bitch" "You're son of a bitch" "You're son of a bitch" "Hotcha" "Whoopee" "Why you're bothering, Sal" "This one's all wrapped up" "I hear it's a new city record from killing to confession in an hour for that" "Where did you get the murder weapon?" "I keep a gun in the underwear drawer" "Just in case of trouble, you know" "That's just fine, sign right there, Mr. Hart" "Freely and gladly" "Freely and gladly" "And mind that you don't say we beat you up when you get upon the witness stand" "No I gave myself up, surrendered at my own freewill" "Isn't he the cheerful murderer?" "Shooting a burgalar ain't murder" "Just last week the jury sancted a man" "I'm always greatful for citizens the law" "Get in there" "You too" "Sit down" "OK, from the top" "A man's got a right to protect his home and his loved ones, right?" "Of course he has" "Well I come home from the garage, I see him climbing through the window" "Aha?" "With my wife Roxie in there sleeping like an angel" "Is that true, Mrs. Hart?" "I'm telling you My wife has nothing to do with it" "She wouldn't hurt a worm Not even a worm" "Was until I fire the first shot She won't even open her eyes" "She sleeping" "I would say she could sleep to the saint patty's day parade" "When I think what would happen if I went out for a beer with the guys instead of coming straight home" "It makes you sick when you think about it" "For her first number, Ms. Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion" "Dedicated to her dear husband Amos" "Sometimes I'm right" "Sometimes I'm wrong" "But he doesn't care" "He'll string along" "He loves me so" "That funny honey of mine!" "Sometimes I'm down" "Sometimes I'm up" "But he follows 'round" "Like some droopy-eyed pup" "He loves me so" "That funny honey of mine!" "Like I said" "Even after I shot him, he kept coming at me" "So I had to pull the trigger again" "He ain't no sheik" "That's no great physique" "And Lord knows he ain't got the smarts" "But look at that soul" "I tell you, that whole" "Is a whole lot greater" "Than the sum of his parts" "And if you knew him like me" "I know you'd agree" "What if the world" "Slander my name?" "Why, he'd be right there" "Taking the blame" "He loves me so" "And it all suits me fine" "That funny, sunny, honey" "Hubby of mine!" "I mean supposing', just supposin'" "He'd violated her or something" " You know what I mean?" "Violated" " I know what you mean" "Or something, think how terrible that would've been" "It's a good thing I got home from work on time" "I'm tellin' you that" "I say I' m telling you that" "Name of deceased..." "Fred Casely" "Fred Casely?" "How could he be a burglar?" "My wife knows him!" "He sold us our furniture!" "He gave us ten percent off" "Lord knows he ain't got the smarts" "She told me he was a burglar." "You mean he was dead when you got home?" "She had him covered with a sheet and she's tellin' me some cock and bull story about this burglar and I ought to say I did it 'cause I was sure to get off" ""Help me, Amos" she says it's my god damn hour of needs" "Now, he shot off his trap" "I can't stand that sap" "(Amos) And I believed her!" "(Roxie) Look at him go" "(Amos) That cheap little tramp." "(Roxie) Rattin' on me" "(Amos) So she was two-timing me, huh?" "(Roxie) With just one more brain" "(Amos) Boy, I'm down at the garage, working my butt off fourteen hours a day (Roxie) If they string me up" "And she's up there munching' on bon-bons" "And trampling around like a goddamn fruisy" "She thought she could" "I wasn't born yet" "I tell you there's something a man just can't take" "And this time she pushed me too far" "That little chiseler" "Boy, what a sap I was" "You double-crosser, you big blover mouth!" "You promised you'd say..." "What're you talking about, you've been tricking me, Roxanne" "You told me he was a burglar" "The whole time you're been jazzling" "You are a disloyal husband" "Look, it's true I shot him." "But..." "It was out of defense He was trying to burgle me" "And what I hear is he's been burgling you three times a week for the last month" "So what do you say, Mrs?" " That's him alright" " Thank you" "Your story doesn' wash, Mrs Hart" "So try this emphasize" "Fred Caseley was a good time on the side with goofy here's a milk ticket" "Milk ticket?" "He could buy my liquor" "And Fred Casely could" "With a wife and 5 little Caseleys Or did he forget to mention them?" "What?" "All his" "That bastard" "Yeah, I killed him, I will kill him again" "Once was enough, dear,take her to downtown Come on" "This way, honey" "Oh, come on, it's a shame to hide such a beautiful face" "Why did you shoot him?" "Why don't you give a profile, a little smile like the girl in the toothpaste ad?" "That one you can't, take this down" "District attorney Harrison says this is a hanging case" " I'm ready to go to the Jury tomorrow" " What do you mean hanging?" "Take her down to the Cook County Jail" "Come on ,sweetie headliner." "Why did you shoot him?" "Was he crude, did he beat you, did he fool around.." "What do you mean hanging?" "Morphine, opium, cocaine?" "Arm length: 31 inches" "Arm length: 31 inches" "The matron's on the way, so don't ge too cozy" "Put off that cigarette" "Ever had morphine before?" "She's fine" "As long as you keep her happy" "And now, ladies and gentlemen" "The keeper of the keys, the countess of the clink" "The mistress of Murderer's row Matron "Mama" Morton" "Ask any of the chickies in my pen" "They'll tell I'm the biggest mother hen" "I love 'em all and all of them love me" "Because the system works" "The system called reciprocity" "On your feet" "Welcome, ladies" "Got a little motto" "Always sees me through" "When you're good to Mama" "Mama's good to you!" "Might think it'll make your life a living hell" "Which is just not true" "There's a lot of favors" "I'm prepared to do" "You do one for Mama" "She'll do one for you" "Like to be your friend if you let me" "So if something upsets you or makes you unhappy in any way" "Don't shoot your fat-ass mouth on me" "Cause I don't give a shit, now move it out" "They say that life is tit for tat" "And that's the way I live" "So, I deserve a lot of tat" "For what I've got to give" "Don't you know that this hand" "Washes that one too" "When you're good to Mama" "Mama's good to you!" "Let's go" "You must be Hart" "Ain't you a pretty one?" "Thank you, madam" "Oh no, call me Mama" "I'm gonna take care of you" "Now you'll be happy taken down in this block" "Murderer's Row we call" "Is that nicer?" "No, I don't think I really belong in here" "I didn't actually do anything wrong" "I need to tell you, honey" "I never heard of a man getting killed when he didn't get just what would come at all" "Hey, Mama" "Come here, come here" "Velma Kelly?" "You're the Velma Kelly" "You know I was there that night I was there that night" "That you got arrested" "Yeah, you and half of Chicago" "Look at this, Mama" "An editorial denouce me in Red Book Magazine" "Not a memory did we reall so fiendish horrible a double homicide" "Baby, you couldn't buy that kind of publicity" "Couldn't buy it?" "I guess I can keep this then" "Let's try" "If you want my gravy" "Pepper my ragout" "Spice it up for Mama" "She'll get hot for you" "When they pass that basket" "Folks contribute to" "You put in for Mama" "She'll pull out for you" "The folks atop the ladder" "Are the ones the world adores" "So boost me up my ladder, kid" "And I'll boost you up yours" "Let's all stroke together" "Like the Princeton crew" "When you're stroking' Mama" "Mama's stroking' you" "So what's the one conclusion" "I can bring this number to?" "When you're good to Mama" "Mama's good to you" "Mama" "It's kind of freezing in here" "You don't think maybe there's something wrong with the heat" "Not that I'm complaining, mind you, but you know" "If you got a couple of blankets to sleep with" "Lights out, ladies" "OK" "Pop" "Six" "Squish" "Uh-Uh" "Cicero" "Lipschitz!" "And now the six merry murderesses of the Cook County Jail in their rendition of the "Cell Block Tango."" "Pop" "Six" "Squish" "Uh-uh" "Cicero" "Lipschitz" "Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero" "Lipschitz" "He had it coming" "He had it coming" "He only had himself to blame" "If you'd have been there" "If you'd have seen it" "I betcha you would have done the same!" "Pop, six, squish, uh-uh, cicero, lipschitz" "You know how people have these little habits that get you down" "Like Bernie." "Bernie liked to chew gum." "No, not chew." "Pop." "So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated," "I'm looking for a little sympathy and there's Bernie lying' on the couch drinking' a beer and chewing' it" "No, not chewing'." "Poppin'" "So, I said my six, you pop that gum one more time" "And he did" "So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots into his head" "He had it coming" "He had it coming" "He only had himself to blame" "If you'd have been there" "If you'd have heard it" "I betcha you would have done the same!" "I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake City about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away." "So, we started living together" "He'd go to work, he'd come home," "I'd fix him a drink, and we'd have dinner" "And then I found out" ""Single" he told me?" "Single, my ass" "Not only was he married oh no" "He had six wives" "One of those Mormons, you know" "So that night when he came home from work" "I fixed him his drink as usual" "You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic" "He had it coming" "He had it coming" "He took a flower in its prime" "And then he used it" "And he abused it" "It was a murder But not a crime" "Now, I'm standing in the kitchen carving' up the chicken for dinner minding my own business" "In storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage" ""You been screwin' the milkman," he says" "He was crazy and he kept on screamin' "You been screwin' the milkman,"" "And then he ran into my knife!" "He ran into my knife ten times" "If you'd have been there" "If you'd have seen it" "I betcha you would have done the same" "Mit keresek, enn itt?" "Azt mondjok, hogy lakem lefogta a ferjemet en meg lecsaptam a fejet." "De nem igaz, en artatlan vagyok" "Nem tudom mert mondja Uncle Sam hogy en tetten" "Probaltam a rendorsegen megmagyarazni de nem ertettek meg" "Yeah, but did you do it" "Ah ah, not guilty" "He had it coming" "My sister, Veronica, and I did this double act and my husband, Charlie, traveled around with us" "Now for the last number in our act we did these 20 acrobatic tricks in a row one, two, three, four, five" "Splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops" "One right after the other" "So this one night before the show we are down at the Hotel Cicero the three of us boozin' , havin' a few laughs and we run out of ice so I go out to get some" "I come back, open the door" "And there's Veronica and Charlie doing Number Seventeen the spread eagle" "Well, I was in such a state of shock" "I completely blacked out" "I can't remember a thing" "It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands" "I even knew they were dead" "They had it coming" "They had it coming" "They had it coming all along" "I didn't do it" "But if I'd done it" "How could you tell me that I was wrong?" "They had it coming" "They had it coming" "They had it coming all along" "I didn't do it" "But if I'd done it" "How could you tell me that I was wrong?" "I love Alvin Lipschitz More than I can possibly say" "He was a real artistic guy" "Sensitive...a painter" "But he was always trying to find himself" "He'd go out every night looking for himself and along the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving" "I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences" "He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead" "The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum" "The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum" "They had it comin'" "They had it comin'" "They had it comin' all along" "'Cause if they used us" "And they abused us" "How could you tell us That we were wrong?" "He had it coming" "He had it coming" "He only had himself to blame" "If you'd have been there" "If you'd have seen it" "I betcha you would have done the same" " You pop that gum one more time" " Single my ass" " Ten times" "Miert csukott Uncle Sam bortonbe." " Number Seventeen - the spread eagle." " Artistic differences" "Pop" "Six" "Squish" "Uh-uh" "Cicero" "Lipschitz" "Who brought them?" "What's up to you?" "Nothing" "Heard they're Velma's" "Yeah, Hanja does all her laundry for a couple of weeks" " Fresh towels for change" " Make it quick" "I can take good care of you" "There're a couple of things Let me analyze to you" "Now, Billy Flynn set your trial date on Mar 5th" "Mar 7th you would be aquitted" "On Mar 8th, you know what Mama's gonna do for you?" "Mama's gonna put you back in Veaudeville Circus" "So now you're an agent too?" "Well them until Mabelle install a private line in your cell All calls gotta go through me" "What kind of dough we're talking about?" "You know, this crazy world" "I mean, Babe Ruth is wearing rules and playing in palace for 5000 dollars for a week" "Yeah, what about someone with real talent" "Well, I can talk to the boys over Wienworks" "With your recent sensation activities" "They seem they can give you 2500 2500?" "Geez, the most me and Veronica make was 350" "Yeah, that was what happens when you have that Redbook presentation" "You know what, Mama?" "I always wanted to play Big Jim" "Do you think you can get me that?" "Big Jim's?" "I don't know" "It's gonna take another phone call" "How much is that gonna cost?" "Come on Vel" "I feel about you, you're like family of me You're one of my own" " I'll do for fifty bucks" " Fifty bucks for a phone call?" "You must get a lot of wrong numbers, Mama" "Oh, Ms. Kelly, got your personals" "Freshly pressed by yours truly" "I know, it's my pleasure" "Hey, listen" "Can I ask you something?" "You know that Harrison guy?" "Well he said what I have done is a hanging case" "And he's prepared to ask for the maximum penalty" "Yeah, so?" "So I'm scared" "I surely would appreciate some advice" "Especially from..." "Someone I admire as much as you" "Since I can remember, I have wanted to be on the stage" "Really?" "What's your talent, washing and drying?" "No, no" "I dance in the chorus" "That was before I met my husband Amos" "Look, you want some advice?" "Here it is, direct from me to you" "Keep your paws off my underwear." "OK?" "Yeah, OK" "Thanks" "For nothing" "She's not that nice, ain't she?" "I'll tell you no matter how big she gives, she's still as common as ever" "I'd like to help you, deary" "We'll take a lotto" "So what do you figure on useful ground?" "Grounds?" "What're you gonna tell the jury?" "Who's figure, I'll tell them the truth" "The truth?" "That's one way ticket to the death house" "Holy mother of God" "Oh relax" "I mean, in this town Murders are for entertainment" "Besides, in 47 years, the Cook County never hung a woman yet" "So that's 47 to 1 that they won't hang you" "Jesus, Mary and Joseph" "You're talking to the wrong people" "What you need is Billy Flynn" "Who?" "Billy Flynn" "He's only the best criminal lawyer in all over Illinois" "Tell me what he don't know about juries and women" "How do you get this Billy Flynn?" "Well, not by prayer, deary" "First you give me a hundred dollars" "Then I'll make a phone call" "Hundred dollars?" "Well it just..." "I mean" "Seems pretty steep for a phone call" "Oh but it worth every cent" "I mean he never lost a case for female clients yet" "Or a sweet puss like you as well" "Let's just say it seems so blind in Chicago" "He's never lost a case?" "Never" "Every girl in this place would kill to have Billy Flynn represent her" "We want Billy" "B. I. Double L. Y." "We're all his" "He's our kind of a guy" "And ooh what luck" "'Cause here he is" "Ladies and Gentleman, presenting the Silver-Tongued Prince of the Courtroom the one, the only Billy Flynn" "I don't care about expensive things" "Cashmere coats, diamond rings" "Don't mean a thing" "All I care about is love" "(Billy) That's what I'm here for (Girls) That's what he's here for" "I don't care for wearing silk cravats" "Ruby studs, satin spats" "Don't mean a thing" "All I care about is love" "All he cares about is love" "Give me two eyes of blue" "Softly saying, "I need you"" "Let me see her standin' there" "And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire" "I don't care for any fine attire" "Vanderbilt might admire" "No, no, not me" "All I care about is love" "All he cares about is love" "Good morning, ladies" "That's what he's here for" "Excuse me, gentlemen" "Ms. Kelly, do you remember anything at all about that night" "I passed out completely, Ms. Sunshine I can' t remember a thing" "Only that I didn't do it" " Any idea who did it?" " No" "No but my client is offering a substantial award to anyone with information about this crime" "How much is the reward, Ms. Kelly?" "I don't know, how much?" "I'll work it out after the trial" "Now, if there's no more questions, Ms. Kelly and I had a lot work to do" "What's all this about the awards?" "Often done before." "If the reporters write it on we deny the whole thing later on" "Thank you" "All he cares about is love" " Mr. Flynn, I'm Roxie..." "Hart" " Who?" " Mama tells you about me" " Oh, yeah right, right, the cute one" "How would I hope that you might represent me" "You have five thousand dollars?" "That's a lot of money" "Mama didn't say anything about five thousand dollars" "Look it, eh, Mr. Flynn" "I'm not good at this sort of thing" "Maybe we could make some sort of arrangements between us" "I could be awfully a good sport" "Good you got that idea of our system" "Now listen" "You mean just one thing to me" "You call me when you got five thousand dollars" "All he cares about is love" "Show me long raven hair" "Flowin' down, about to there" "When I see her runnin' free" "Keep your money, that's enough for me" "I don't care for drivin' Packard cars" "Or smoking long buck cigars" "No, no, not me" "All I care about is" "Doin' the guy in" "Who's pickin', on you" "Twistin' the wrist" "That's turnin' the screw" "All I care about" "Is love" "Oh you'll see him now" " Well, hello, Andy" " Amos, my name is Amos" "That's right, take a seat" "You know, you're a remarkable man" "Your wife two times you, plug the guy and tries to pity on you" "Most men are gonna dim with that swing, but no" "You're sticking by her" "Actually hero in my eyes" "That's right" "I'm a hero" "Did you bring the money?" "I didn't do as well as I hoped, but" "I will, Mr. Flynn, I will" "Ah, this is only a thousand" "Plus the three hundred I borrowed from the guy down at the garage and there are seven..." "Seven hundred from the building of Loan Fund" "Two thousand?" "And that's all I got so far" "But I'll give twenty dollars off my salary every week" "I'll give you notes with interest, double triple until every cent is paid, I promise" "When you came to me yesterday" "I didn't ask you if she was guilty" "I didn't ask if she was innocent" "I didn't ask if she was a drunk, or a dopefing, no" "All I said was do you have five thousand dollars You said yes" "But you don't have five thousand dollars" "So I figure you're a dirty liar I don't waste time on dirty liars" "Look" "I'm really sorry, Mr. Flynn" "On the other hand" "Your devotion to your wife is really very very touching" "I'll take your wife's case and I'll keep it" "Because I play square" "Now, look, Hart" "I don't like to blow my own horn" "But believe me, if Jesus Christ lived in Chicago today if he had five thousand dollars" "And he come to me, things would've turned out differently" "All right, this is what we gonna do" "By the end of the week, I wanna have Roxie's name in the front page of every newspaper in town" "Sweetest Little Jazz Killer Ever Lived in Chicago" "That's the angle I'm after" "You make the announcement, we're gonna have an auction" "Tell them we gotta raise money for her defense" "They'll buy everything she's ever touched, everything" "Your shoes, your dresses, your perfume, your underwear" "Mm, the troller records like the one I was playing when I shot the bastard" "I didn't hear that" "Not that I didn't have ground mind you Hey what are they?" "That's when we go to trial" "Look, nobody, nobody's gonna care a lick" "Watch your defenses unless they care about you" "So the first thing we're gonna do is to work out some sympathy from the press" "I'm not pretty sure like Mary Sunshine" "But there's one thing they can never resist" "And that is, a reformed sinner" "So tell me, what's your favorite subject in school" " Dalf, that was a real..." " There must be something that you're really good at" "Oh I got high marks in the courtesy in hygiene" "Perfect, you wanted to be a nun" "Nun?" "Where were you born?" "On a chicken farm outside Lurburk" "Beautiful and silent home for every luxury and refinement" "Where are your parents now?" "Probably on front porch in their rocking chairs" "Parents are dead" "Family fortune swept away you're educated in the Sacred Heart" "Then you fell into a run away marriage, left you miserable alone" "Unhappy, of course you got swept up in the mad world of the city" "Jazz, Cabaret, liquor, you're drawn like a moth to the flame" " A moth?" "Now the mad world acceased, and you are the butterfly" "Crushed on the wheel" "Which is it, is it the moth or the butterfly?" " You have sinned in your sorrow" " God that's beautiful" "Cut off God, stay where you're acquitted" "Kid, when I'm through with you not only will you be acquitted" "Every man in jury wanna take you home to meet his mother" " I was born in a beautiful southern combat" " What?" "Oh holy shit Oh I'll never get this straight" "Pipe down and swearing" "Look, from now on You say nothing about of damn" "Now try again" "I was born on a..." "Come on, come on" "So what's the most thing I'm gonna do in the witness stand" "I thought I'd get all teary eyed" "And ask for your handkerchief" "Then I thought I'll take a peek at the Jury like this" "Flashing a bit thigh, hah?" "What do you think?" "Sounds great" "Hey, don't you wanna hear the rest?" "Come on, I'll get up, you can talk from my lists" "Well, well, well" "Sorry to be late, Mr. Flynn" "Hope you're not too bored" "I like it" "I like it" "Hey, Pauliana, I heard your press conference is tomorrow" "Yeah, what's up to you?" "Well you wanted my advice right?" "Well here it is" "Don't forget Bailiff's No. 1 client is Billy Flynn" "Meaning what?" "Meaning" "Don't let him hug the spotlight" "You're the one they paid to see" "Now remember, we can only sell them one idea a time" "Yeah, I can still see him coming after me with that awful look in his eyes" "And?" "And we both reach for the gun" "That's right, you both reach for the gun" "Ready?" "Yeah" "Gentlemen, gentlemen, Ms. Sunshine" "My client's just entered a plead of not guilty" "We look forward to the trial at the earliest possible date." "Now is there any questions?" "Ms. Sunshine" "As you know, my paper is dry" "Do you any advice for young girls seeking to avoid a life of Jazz and drink" "Absolutely yes." "Mrs. Hart feels that it's the tragic combination of liquor and Jazz which led her to the downfall." "Next question" "Ladies and gentlemen" "I would just like to state how flattered I am that you came to see you" "Mrs. Hart is very..." "You see I was a moth crushed on the wheel" "You know, a butterfly drawn to the, to the..." "I bet you wanna know why I shot the bastard" "Shut up, dummy" "Mr. Billy Flynn in the "Press Conference Rag"" "notice how his mouth never moves - almost" "Where'd you come from?" "Mississippi" "And your parents?" "Very wealthy." "Where are they now?" "Six feet under." "But she was granted one more start" "The convent of the sacred heart!" "When'd you get here?" "1920" "How old were you?" "Don't remember" "Then what happened?" "I met Amos And he stole my heart away" "Convinced me to elope one day" "Oh, poor dear, I can't believe what you've been through" "A convent girl!" "A run-away marriage!" "Now tell us Roxie" "Who's Fred Casely?" "My ex-boyfriend" "Why'd you shoot him" "I was leavin'" "Was he angry?" "Like a madman!" "Still I said, "Fred, move along."" "She knew that she was doin' wrong" "Then describe it" "He came toward me." "With a pistol?" "From my bureau" "Did you fight him?" "Like a tiger" "He had strength and she had none" "And yet we both reached for the gun" "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both Oh yes, we both" "Oh yes, we both reached for the gun the gun, the gun, the gun" "Oh yes, we both reached for the gun For the gun." "Understandable, understandable" "Yes, it's perfectly understandable" "Comprehensible, comprehensible" "Not a bit reprehensible" "It's so defensible!" "How you're feeling?" "Very frightened" "Are you sorry?" "Are you kidding?" "What's your statement?" "All I'd say is" "Though my choo-choo jumped the track" "I'd give my life to bring him back" " And?" " Stay away from" " What?" " Jazz and liquor" " And?" " And the man who" "What?" " Play for fun" " And what?" " That's the thought that" " Yeah!" " Came upon me" " When?" " When we both reached for the gun!" "Understandable, understandable" "Yes, it's perfectly understandable" "Comprehensible, comprehensible" "Not a bit reprehensible" "It's so defensible!" "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both" "Oh yes they both" "Oh yes, they both" " Reach for the gun" " Let me hear it" "Oh yes, they both reached For the gun" "For the gun." "A little louder!" "Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both" "Oh yes they both" "Oh yes they both reach for the gun" "Now you got it" "Oh yes, oh yes oh yes they both" "Oh yes they both" "Oh yes they both reach for the gun" "Both reach for the gun" "Move all by a capone" "The windy city has taken a new criminal to a talk" "The name on everybody's lips is Roxie Hart" "The sweetest little lady ever accused of murder in Chicago" "Women wanna look like her" "Fellows wanna go out with her" "Some little girls even wanna take her home" "Don't get any ideas, little lady" "On the other side of town" "The assistant DA promises the keen shant shootre shall swing before the year is up" "Who knows?" "If he lives up to his word, assistant DA Harrison might become Governor Harrison some day" "Back at the scene of the crime" "Everybody wants a little piece of Roxie Hart" "This jar of colgraine sent her husband back 20 dollars" "Maybe this pretty little lady would get some of that famous Roxie style" "It seems everybody these days is ruling for" "Roxie Hart" "Take off these flowers and make sure they do send them" "So, kiddo" "You've any thought what you wann do after Billy get you off" "Yeah, I think I'd like to go on the stage" "Yeah, figure it as much" "I've already called the Morris office" "Really?" "How much is that gonna cost me?" "Very fair to do, ten percent of all your takings" "Yeah, we'll see, Mama" "Besides, I don't even have an act yet" "Well, killing Fred Caseley was your act" "May not ?" "audience ?" "It's a freak act" "Besides" "Hi" "I'm better than that" "Of course you are, cup cake" "I mean you may be as big as Sophie Tago" "You really think so?" "Made Canton and Joseph can buy" "You know I always wanted to have my name on those papers" "You know before I met Amos" "I used to date with this well to do ugly bootlegger" "He used to like to take me out and show me off" "Ugly guys like to do that" "Once it's said in the paper" "Gamelands Alcapella seen a shavito with a cute blonde" "That was me" "I cliffed and I saved better" "You know all my life" "I wanna have my own act" "But no, no no no no" "It's always no, they always turn me down" "One big world full of no" "And then Amos came along" "Safe, sweet Amos" "He never says no" "I've never done this before" "But you know" "It is such a special night" "And you're such a great audience" "And I just, I really feel I can I can talk to you, you know" "So forget what you've read in the papers" "And forget what you've heard from the radios" "Because, because" "Because I'm gonna tell you the truth" "Not that the truth really matters" "But I'm gonna tell you anyway" "On the bed of the apartment" "Amos was" "Zero" "I mean when he made love to me" "It was like" "I think he was fixing a carburetor or something" "I like you, honey, I love you" "Anyway" "I started fooling around" "Then I started screwing around" "Which is fooling around without dinner" "Then I met Fred Caseley" "Who said that he can get me into the Veaudebill" "But that ain't quite work out like I've planned" "I guess it didn't really work out to grateful Fred either" "So I gave up on the whole idea" "If you can't figure after all these use" "Opportunities just pass you by" "And now, with this swing I get 'em all with all these publicity, I got me a world full of yes!" "The name on everybody's lips" "Is gonna be Roxie" "The lady raking' in the chips" "Is gonna be Roxie" "I'm gonna be a celebrity" "That means somebody everyone knows" "They're gonna recognize my eyes" "My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose" "From just some dumb mechanic's wife" "I'm gonna be Roxie" "Who says that murder's not an art?" "And who in case she doesn't hang" "Can say she started with a bang?" "Roxie Hart!" "Boys" "They're gonna wait outside in line" "To get to see Roxie" "Think of those autographs I'll sign" ""Good luck to you, Roxie"" "And I'll appear in a lavaliere" "That goes all the way down to my waist" "Here a ring, there a ring Everywhere a ring a ling" "But always the best of taste I'm a star." "And the audience loves me." "And I love them." "And they love me for loving them." "And I love them for loving me." "And we love each other." "And that's cause none of us got enough love in our childhoods." "And that's showbiz.... kid." "She's giving up her humdrum life" "I'm gonna be, sing it's Roxie" "She made a scandal and a start" "And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know" "To see her name get billed below" "Roxie Hart!" "I just can't take it anymore." "I can't go anywhere without hearing about that dumb tomato!" "Oh, no Mama, not you too." "I've got some bad news, kid." "The tour has been cancelled." "What?" "Your name is out of the paper too long." "All you read about today, is the Hart kid." "She's hot." "And what am I supposed to do?" "Suck up to her like everybody else?" "It couldn't hurt." "Over my dead body." "Mind if I join you?" "Lights out." "Smoke?" "Look what some Johnny sent me." "Triple cream caramel, all the way from San Francisco." "I'm watching my figure." "You know, the trial." "Hey, Great mentioned that you're on a trip today, huh?" "There have been so many, I just can't keep track." "Hey did I ever tell you, you're exactly the same size as my sister." "I mean, you fit into her costume perfectly." "Really?" "Yeah, I was just thinking, you know, with all the publicity that's piled up between us when Billy gets us off, would we be a natural to do an act together." "You think so huh?" "Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Velma Kelly in an act of desperation." "My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop." "My sister and I were headed straight for the top." "My sister and I earned a thou a week at least." "Oh yeah" "But my sister is now unfortunately deceased." "I know it's sad of course, but a fact is still a fact." "And now all that remains is the remains... of a perfect... double... act." "Watch this." "They have to imagine it with 2 people." "It's swell with two people." "First, I'd..." "Then, she'd..." "Then, we'd..." "But I can't do it alone." "Then, she'd..." "Then, I'd..." "Then, we'd..." "But I can't do it alone." "She'd say, what's your sister like?" "I'd say, man." "She'd say, you're the cat's meow And we wow the crowd again." "When she'd go... I'd go..." "We'd go..." "And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar Whistled, stomped, and stamped on the floor" "Yelling, screaming, begging for more" "And we'd say, okay, fellows." "Keep your socks up." "Cause you ain't seen nothing yet." "But I simply cannot do it alone." "So what do you think?" "Come on, you can say." "I know you're right." "The first part is shit." "But the second part..." "Second part is really nifty." "Okay, she'd go... I'd go..." "We'd go..." "And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brow" "To cheer the best attraction in town" "They really tore the balcony down" "We'd say, okay, boys, we're going home." "But before we go, here's a few more parting' shots!" "And this...this we did in perfect unison." "Now you've seen me going through it." "You may think there's nothing to it." "But I simply cannot do it..." "Alone!" "So where's the part we blew the brains out?" "Okay, Roxie. I'll..." "No, don't bother." "You think you're fooling me?" "You're all washed up." "And it's me they want now, and I'm a big star." "Single." "Oh I almost forgot." "You're in the paper today too." "In the back." "Velma Kelly's trial has been postponed indefinitely." "Seven words." "And here's a little piece of advice." "Direct from me to you." "Lay off the caramels." "And now, for all you Chicago's stay-up-laters." "Night hours would only come alive at the dark." "We dedicate this tune Chicago After Midnight." "This all took place in Lesurevelt?" "Incredible." "All right." "Thanks." "They just arrest this woman for triple homicide." "Really?" "Yeah, get this." "She's an Aries!" "Now her family is in the pineapple or grapefruit, some kind of fruits." "The demon Kitty works in something..." "She's playing house." "On the north side in an apartment, she met Harry." "What Harry does for living, no one's quite sure." "But it doesn't really matter cause she's paying all the bills." "Anyhow, Kitty comes home tonight." "Harry was already in bed, which is a part of his course from Harry" "She goes to change." "When she returns, she notices something rather odd." "Extremely odd" "Kitty disappears for a second." "Cool as a cucumber" "And she returns, she gently wakes up Harry." "Harry says, "What?" "I'm alone!"" "She says, "Alone?" "Yyou have two other women in bed with you!"" "And Harry says, "Come on, darling, you gonna believe what you see or what I tell you?"" "Good night, folks." "Miss Baxter, Miss Baxter!" "Mary Sunshine from The Evening Star." "Would you mind saying a word or two?" "Sure I'll say three." "Go to hell!" "Please direct your questions to the counsel." "You're not my counsel I want my money back!" "It's not your money." "It's your mother's money." "Are you sorry, dear?" "Yeah, I'm sorry, sorry I got caught." "Oh hey, Miss Sunshine." "Not now, Roxie." "I got a letter from a guy." "He says he's gone on a hungry strike until I'm free." "That's nice." "Miss Baxter, did you know these two ladies personally?" "Did I know these two ladies personally?" "Was that your question?" "Yeah, that's my ques..." "She's very hot spirit, isn't she?" "Miss Baxter..." "Oh hey, Mr. Flynn." "Yeah, hi, Tracy." "lt's Roxie." "Yeah, sure, I'm just kidding." "Did you get my trial date yet?" "Listen, kid." "l'm on top of your list, right?" "Go to hell!" "What a helling, huh?" "And social-like too." "Her mother owns all the pineapples in Hawaii." "What the hell do I care about pineapples?" "All right..." "And now, that's all, direct all your questions" "And afterwards I'll be happy to get back to you myself." "Billy..." "How does it feel, kid?" "Pretty soon we couldn't find your name in the papers." "Mr. Flynn?" "Someone open this door immediately." "Oh, my God." "Roxie!" "What is it to you?" "Oh, no." "Don't worry about me." "I only hope the fall didn't hurt the baby." "Baby?" "Shit!" "Roxie, when did this happen darling?" "Well, doctor, is she or isn't she?" "She is." "Would you swear that statement in court?" "Yes." "Good." "Button your fly." "I would..." "I would just like to say that when my own life doesn't matter now." "just that of my unborn child." "Poor dear, to have your baby born in jail." "My readers won't stand for that." "I can assure you that won't happen." "The trial would come in the least possible moment." "First time we're ever have one more girl knocked up." "Hey, Roxie..." "Roxie!" "I just have the good news!" "I'm the father." "Hey, Roxie, who's the father?" "The question is completely out of line." "How dare you insult this brave young woman?" "That's enough" "Roxie, honey!" "It's me, it's daddy!" "Roxie, I'd get to you as soon as I could." "If someone stood up in a crowd" "And raised his voice up way out loud" "And waved his arm and shook his leg" "You'd notice him" "If someone in the movie show Yelled "Fire in the second row" "This whole place is a powder keg!"" "You'd notice him" "And even without clucking like a hen" "Everyone gets noticed, now and then" "Unless, of course, that personage should be" "Invisible, inconsequential me!" "Cellophane Mister Cellophane" "Shoulda been my name" "Mister Cellophane" "'Cause you can look right through me" "Walk right by me" "And never know I'm there..." "I tell ya Cellophane Mister Cellophane" "Shoulda been my name" "Mister Cellophane" "'Cause you can look right through me" "Walk right by me" "And never know I'm there" "Oh, I didn't see you." "Sit down." "Look, Andy, I'm afraid I'm gotta hit you hard." "I can only hope you would think about it." "Amos, my name is Amos." "Who says it wasn't?" "It was the kid's name I was thinking about." "You know when she's due?" "September." "You'd pass out those cigars anyway." "I don't want you to give a damn on the people." "People what?" "Laugh." "Laugh?" "Why would they laugh?" "They can count." "Can you count?" "September." "It's the copy of Roxie's first statement from D.A. office." "Says she hasn't copulated with you for four months prior to the incidents." "She would know." "Yeah, I guess we've done no copulating since..." "Wait a minute." "That doesn't figure out right." "I couldn't be the father." "Well, forget about that now My client needs your support." "You mean she needs a meal ticket?" "That's all I've ever been." "But this time she's gone too far." "What're you gonna do?" "Divorce her?" "You're damn right!" "I'll divorce her!" "She probably won't even notice." "Yeah. I'm sorry." "A human being's made of more than air" "With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there" "Unless that human bein' next to you" "Is unimpressive, undistinguished" "You know who" "You're still here?" "Yeah, I'm still here." "I think" "Shoulda been my name" "Mister Cellophane" "'Cause you can look right through me" "Walk right by me" "And never know I'm there" "I tell ya Cellophane Mister Cellophane" "Shoulda been my name" "Mister Cellophane" "'Cause you can look right through me" "Walk right by me" "And never know I'm there" "Never even know" "I'm there" "Hope I didn't take up too much of your time." "I've been waiting for you 10 minutes." "Don't do that again." "This dress makes me look like a wulworth lampshade. I'm not wearing this." "You wear it because I tell you to wear it." "I'm not wearing this dress." "And when Andy's on the stand, I want you be knitting." "Knitting?" "For Christ's sake." "A baby garment." "l don't know how to knit!" "Then learn." "That's no way to win the jury's sympathy." "You don't need advice anymore?" "Look at here, Mr. Mouthpiece." "It seems to me that I am the one who's coming up with the good ideas." "I'm sick of everybody telling me what to do." "And you treat me like dirt." "You know that?" "You treat me like I'm some dumb, common criminal." "But you're some dumb, common criminal." "Well, it's better than being a greasy mick lawyer." "We're happy who's saving your ass." "Who's out for all." "He can steal!" "Maybe you'd like to appeal on court without me." "Maybe I could." "Have you read the morning papers?" "They love me." "There maybe a lot more when you're hanged." "You know why?" "'Cause it's sold more papers." "You're fired." "l quit." "Any lawyer in this town would die to have my case." "You're a phony celebrity." "You're a flash in the pan ln a couple of weeks, no one would give a shit about you." "That's Chicago." "No!" "Not guilty!" "What happened?" "It's Hunyak." "She lost the last appeal." "So what does that mean?" "What that means?" "Next week, she's gonna..." "This is Mary Sunshine, coming to you from the Cook County Jail, where history will be made today." "Katelin Helinsky would become the first woman in the state of Illinois to be executed." "And so ladies and gentlemen..." "And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your pleasure and your entertainment, we proudly present Katelin Helinsky and her famous Hungarian Disappearing Act." "Bravo!" "You know, it's really not that bad." "You're clear with everything we agreed on?" "Yup. I've been up all night rehearsing." "What do you do when Harrison comes after you?" "I sit still and look straight ahead." "Never look the jury." "And?" "And I look modest." "And?" "And..." "And say nothing." "That's right, that's right." "That was the deal, right?" "Right." "You ask me back, I do all the talking and stuff." "Absolutely, Billy." "Whatever you say." "Mr." "Flynn, his honor is here." "Thank you." "You ready?" "Yeah." "Billy... I'm scared." "Na, don't be." "I've been around a long time." "Believe me, you've got nothing to worry about." "It's all a circus." "A three-ring circus." "These trials, the whole world..." "it's all the show business." "But kid" "You're working with a star" "Give 'em the old razzle dazzle" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "Give 'em act with lots of flash in it" "And the reaction will be passionate" "Give 'em the old hocus pocus" "Bead and feather 'em" "How can they see with sequins in their eyes?" "What if your hinges all are rusting?" "What if, in fact, you're just disgusting?" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "And they'll never catch wise" "Give 'em the old razzle dazzle" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous" "Row after row will grow vociferous" "Give 'em the old film flam flummox" "Fool and fracture 'em" "How can they hear the truth above the roar?" "Throw 'em a fake and a finagle" "They'll never know you're just a bagel" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "And they'll beg you for more" "Object!" "Sustained." "Your honour, I haven't even asked a question yet." "Give 'em the old double whammy" "Daze and dizzy 'em" "Back since the days of old Methuselah" "Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler" "Give 'em the old three ring circus" "Stun and stagger 'em" "When you're in trouble, go into your dance" "Though you are stiffer than a girder" "They let ya get away with a murder" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "And you've got a romance" "Hello, Amos." "Amos?" "That's right, Mr. Flynn." "Amos" "Amos, when did you file sue for divorce?" "A month ago." "Was there any reason for filing at this particular time?" "I'd say, the newspapers said Roxie was expecting a little stranger." "That's hardly a cause for divorce, isn't it?" "A little too much of a stranger." "You mean you doubted the fraternity of the child." "Well sure." "Tell me something, Amos." "You share a bed with your wife?" "Yes, sir, every night." "You expect the jury to believe that you slept next to this woman every night without exercising the rights of a husband?" "l could if I want to." "Oh, but you didn't." "No, I did." "Did what?" "Want to." "But you didn't." "Didn't what?" "What you wanted." "Wait a minute, I'm getting confused here." "Hey, you tell me, Hart." "Since you ever question Roxie herself, did you even bother to ask her if you were the father of the child?" "No, sir." "No." "What?" "If you became convinced that you were wrong, you'd be mad enough in a minute." "You would take her back if Roxie swore that you're the father of the child," "which she does." "She does?" "She does!" "No more question!" "You can step down now." "Well done, Andy." "Roxie, I'm so sorry." "Give 'em the old razzle dazzle" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are" "Long as you keep 'em way off balance" "How can they spot you got no talents?" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "Razzle dazzle 'em" "This is the moment we've been waiting for." "Roxie Hart finally takes the stand in her own defense." "And they'll make you a star!" "Hold it!" "Proceed, Mr. Flynn." "Roxie, I have here a statement which you admitted having illicit relations with deceased Fred Casely." "is this statement true or false?" "I'm afraid that's true." "You're an honestly girl, Roxie." "When did you first meet Fred Casely?" "When he sold Amos and me our furniture." "Your personal relationship with him, you tell the jury when that began." "When I permitted him to escort me home one night, I don't think I would've gone with him if Mr. Hart and me hadn't quarreled that very morning." "Quarreled?" "Yes, sir." "Well, I supposed it was his fault." "Oh, no, sir. lt was my fault." "I supposed I just couldn't stop pestering him." "Pestering him?" "About what?" "I didn't like him working those long hours at the garage." "I wanted him home with me..." "to darn his socks and iron his shirts." "I wanted a real home and a child." "So you drifted into this illicit relationship because you're unhappy at home." "Yes, was almost unhappy." "Roxie Hart!" "The state has accused you the murder of Fred Casely." "Are you guilty or not guilty?" "I'm not guilty..." "I'm not guilty I killed him, I did." "But I'm not a criminal. I'm not a criminal..." "I'm not a criminal" "Roxie..." "Do you recall the night of June 14th?" "Could you tell the jury in your own words the happenings of that night." "Well when Fred came over, I told him a good news." "What was it?" "That me and Amos are gonna have a baby." "And it was all over between us." "What happened then?" "Then..." "Then..." "Did he threaten you, Roxie?" "Objection, your honour." "Counsel is leading the witness." "Sustained." "What did Casely say when you told him the news?" "I'll kill you before I see you have another man's child!" "Could you tell the audience..." "the jury, what happened next?" "In his passion, he tore off my robe and he threw me on the bed." "And Mr. Hart's pistol was lying there between us." "And then!" "And then we both reached for the gun but I got it first." "And then he came towards me with this awny look in his eyes." "He was angry and wild!" "Wild!" "And did you think that he might kill you?" "Oh, yes, sir!" "So was his life or yours?" "And I just mine." "I closed my eyes and I shot!" "It is defense for your life!" "To save my husband's innocent unborn child." "Order!" "What a bull's eye, huh?" "Order in this courtroom!" "Roxie!" "It's come demonian here in the courtroom..." "Mrs. Hart's behavior has been truly extraordinary." "Opening her eyes, she fenced herself with her attorney's handkerchief." "Handkerchief?" "Poor child has no relief." "She looks around now bewildered, seeming to want something." "It's a glass of water." "Oh, Mama, that was my bid!" "I told Billy, I'm gonna do that at my trial!" "But now her eyes flatter wildly and she..." "Mrs. Hart has fainted again." "She flumps over her chiffon dress up around her knees, revealing a glimpse of blue garter with Ryan-stone buckle." "Oh, Mama, she stole my garter." "She stole my garter!" "Don't break my radio!" "First the slut steals my publicity, then she steals my lawyer, my trial date, now she stole my goddamn garter." "What do you expect?" "I mean these days you get a little success and it's good rinse for the people who put you here." "It ain't no justice in the world." "That's nothing you can do about it." "Notes that" "You think they got you a page just to listen to my radio?" "People write some public interesting things when they think no one's looking." "Oh, Mama." "State calls a witness." "Left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand and swear you'd tell the truth, the whole truth, nothing but truth swear to God." "Have a seat." "Would you state your name for the record please." "Velma Kelly." "Miss Kelly, would you please tell the court of the object I'm holding is the one you happen to come upon in the defendant jailhouse?" "Yes, it is." "I submit this as Exhibitdex." "Roxie Hart's diary." "I object!" "My client never kept a diary." "Even if she did, this would be invasion of privacy and violation of fourth amendment and illegal search without a warrant." "Yeah, and she broke the law." "Order!" "Well, let's settle that. I'll allow it." "What's the big deal?" "She's the one that did it." "If you would read for us, Miss Kelly." "I haven't worked in a while." "What a laugh, plucking Fred Casely." "The big baboon had a common." "I'm just sorry I only got to kill him once." "I never wrote that." "You..." "Hey, she made that up." "She made that up!" "Order!" "Please, Mr. Flynn, get control of your client." "I'm sorry, you honour." "It won't happen again." "Sit down and shut up." "Or else it gonna get worse." "I have no more questions." "Your witness, Mr. Flynn." "Ladies and gentlemen, a tap dance." "Tell me, Miss Kelly, you make a deal with Mr. Harrison maybe to drop all charges against you in exchange of your testifying today?" "No, sure. I'm not completed yet." "Good." "Then since you gave such an impressive performance for Mr. Harrison, can you do me the same honour?" "l'd be delighted." "Thank you." "Fred Casely assured me to get me an audition down at the Onyx." "And then he reneged on his pledge and that was my motive for attack." "Pretty fancy." "What you're saying if a big fat liar who rogue on a deal so I shot him." "Amos accused me of having an affair." "So I told him that the charge was erroneous." "Objection, your honour." "Mr. Flynn is twisting the evidence to draw conclusion to the specious and the..." "Erroneous?" "Exactly." "Order!" "Miss Kelly, did you know the meaning of the word perjury?" "Yes, I do." "You also know that is a crime?" "Yes." "And for example if it turns out you knew this diary was a fake, I hate to think you rotting away in prison for the next 10 years especially when you just win your freedom." "All I know is what I was told." "So... you didn't find this diary in Roxie's cell?" "No." "Mama..." "Miss Morton gave it to me." "She said someone sent it to her." "Someone?" "Any idea who this mysterious benefactor might be?" "No." "She didn't know." "All right, let's see if it's gonna work so" "Someone who writes about reneging on pledges." "And... erroneous charges..." "Call me crazy, does that sound like a lawyer to you?" "A lawyer, who honestly had a sample of my client's handwriting." "Mr. Harrison, did you ask Roxie to write out a confession for you?" "Yes, but you're not suggesting that I tempered with evidence, are you?" "No, let's not be ridiculous." "That's certainly and utterly absurd." "Unless you mention it." "Your honour, this is outrageous." "Outrageous?" "Yes." "The prosecutor would made a thief bargain with notorious Velma Kelly." "And then fabricated the very evidence and set her free!" "Mr. Flynn, hold your contempt." "No, it's not even conceivable." "But does it worked?" "Would it be time to say," "Come clean, Mr. Harrison, come clean..." "Even with your , this kind of corruption." "I cannot stand." "That's enough, Mr. Flynn!" "I agree, your honour." "That's enough!" "Let defence rest" "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mary Sunshine reporting live from the Cooke County Courthouse." "The city of Chicago has come to a complete stand still." "As the trial of century finally draw to a close." "Mrs. Hart sits quietly at the defense table, hands folded." "Wondering what fate has installed for her?" "And how hushing over the courtroom as the 12 men of the jury fall slowly back to their seats." "Gentlemen of the jury, have you reach a verdict?" "We have, your honour." "The jury has reached a verdict." "The defendant please rise." "What is your verdict?" "We, the jury, find the defendant..." ""Guilty"" ""Innocent"" "Roxie Hart is innocent!" "She's innocent!" "Get your paper" "Roxie Hart is free!" "She's free" "Roxie" "Come on!" "Move it!" "She shoots her husband and she crossed the lawyer!" "Hey, don't you wanna take my picture?" "Hey, I'm the famous Roxie Hart." "Hey, what happened?" "What the hell happened?" "It's Chicago, kid." "You can't beat fresh blood on the walls." "What about my publicity, Billy?" "My name in the papers." "I was counting on that." "Your attitude is not the one I get." "I just save your life." "You got $5,000." "What do I get?" "I get nothing." "Five?" "Actually it's ten once I collect from Velma." "I get nothing?" "Don't forget your diary." "If you don't mind." "I had a few erroneous phrases in there." "Sorry, I couldn't tell you." "Take a chance." "Never lost a case." "You're a free woman, Roxie Hart." "And God save Illinois." "Roxie." "What do you want?" "I want you to come home." "You said you still wanted to..." "and the baby..." "Baby, what baby?" "Oh, Jesus." "What do you take me for?" "There ain't no baby." "There ain't no baby?" "They didn't even want my picture." "I just can't understand that." "Why didn't they even want my picture?" "It's good, isn't it?" "Grand, isn't it?" "Great, isn't it?" "Swell, isn't it?" "Fun, isn't it?" "Nowadays" "Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Roxie Hart says Good Night." "There's man, everywhere" "Jazz, everywhere" "Booze, everywhere" "Life, everywhere" "Joy, everywhere" "Nowadays" "You can like the life you're living" "You can live the life you like" "You can even marry Harry" "But mess around with Ike" "And that's good, isn't it?" "Grand, isn't it?" "Great, isn't it?" "Swell, isn't it?" "Fun, isn't it?" "But nothing stays" "You can like the life you're living" "You can live the life you like" "Didn't she kill a guy a while back?" "Yeah, who can keep it straight anymore?" "But mess around with Ike" "And that's good, isn't it?" "Grand, isn't it?" "Great, isn't it?" "Swell, isn't it?" "That's great." "We'll be in touch." "You know I'm not quite finished yet." "I have a..." "Wait, don't go." "I could... just a second I'm not..." "Goddamn it!" "Thank you!" "Here's your music, honey." "Thanks." "You know you're really pretty good." "Yeah." "What are you doing here?" "I've been making around." "Well, if not fooled up by you, I'll be swinging right now." "Come on, I was there to get you off." "You should learn how to put things behind you." "Thank you." "I'll put that at the top of my list right after finding a job and an apartment with a john." "Can you shut up and listen to me?" "You really are something." "Coming in here like some goddamn queen bee, full of advice for a poor slob like me." "Let me tell you something, Miss Velma Kelly." "I got a new life now." "And one of the best thing about it, is it don't include you." "Fine. I just thought we could help each other out." "Wait, you thought wrong, didn't you?" "Now look, listen to me." "Look I talked to this guy downtown." "He says one chance hurts nothing these days, but two..." "We can make a couple hundred a week." "Think about it, Roxie." "Our faces back in the papers our names in the market." "Velma Kelly and Roxie Hart." "Shouldn't it be alphabetical?" "That could work." "A couple hundred?" "Maybe we can ask for a thousand." "We'll worth it." "Forget it, it'll never work." "Why not?" "'Cause I hate you." "There's only one business in the world that's no problem at all." "Ladies and gentlemen, the Chicago theatre is proud to announce the first." "The first time anywhere that's been an act out of this nation." "Not only one little lady, but two." "You read about them in the papers, and now here they are." "Chicago zone killer-dealers, the lady-sinners," "Roxie Hart and Velma Kelly!" "You can like the life you're living" "You can live the life you like" "You can even marry Harry" "But mess around with Ike" "And that's good, isn't it?" "Grand, isn't it?" "Great, isn't it?" "Swell, isn't it?" "Fun, isn't it?" "But nothing stays" "In fifty years or so" "It's gonna change, you know" "But, oh, it's heaven" "Nowadays" "Okay, you babes of Jazz, Let's pick up the pace." "Let's make the party longer, let's make the skirt shorter." "Let's all go to hell in a fast car and KEEP IT HOT" "Me and Roxie would just like to say thank you." "Thank you!" "Believe us, we could've never done anything without you!" "And all that Jazz" "That Jazz"