"This, is an atom this, is the universe the atom is what infinitely small the universe is what infinitely large nevertheless, identical matter are ruled by the same rules" "Man has learned to unleash the power of the atom and desires to conquer the universe with such a force to leave behind the earth for some far away planet maybe, with the subconsious desire, of creating a new race." "who ignores how to build atomic bombs and razing other worlds." "This is a planet close to us." "let us go to it, in a typical Venusian night." "A night in which an inter space flight is arranged." "the most important of all its history." "Gamma, commanderess of the interplanetary fleet." "the last of the men has died on our planet,consequence of the atomic sickness." "You will travel to other worlds in search of men, to find the most perfect specimen." "I will bring to Venus the most hansome male specimens in the universe." "And the most perfect amongst them, will sire the next generations of Venus." "And you, Beta, a foreigner to Venus, daugther of Ur, the planet of shadows, you have been chosen as companion to Gamma, in this heroic feat." "You are the best navigator amongst your people." "we put our faith in you both." "The orbital ellipses have aligned, you must depart." "The Ship of the Monsters" "The left engine has lost power." "Our guests are starting the party" "We must be pacient with them, the men are our prisoners, we have kindnapped them." "we cannot be surprized that they are unhappy" "The left engine!" "I told you." "Freeze the men!" "An emergency landing is necessary, in the closest planet." "I do not know this planet." "It is Antarsis 13, planetoid of the fourth order." "how do you know that?" "Before the men of my planet disapeared due to the atomic war, they recorded in my electronic brain, the sum of their knowledge." "they where interested in exploring that planetoid, but decided it was not worthwhile." "It is inhabited by seemingly intellingent beings, who do not know what they want." "They are dedicated to destroying each other." "It has an athmosphere." "Dense, composed mainly of oxygen." "the friction can burn up our ship!" "Retro-thrusters!" "Emergency refrigeration!" "We are entering the athmosphere." "Temperature is rising threefold!" "I hope the superstructure can resist!" "A shooting star!" "it is time to make a wish, for a pretty girl to dig me, to really dig me." "(Vernacular "Hurah!")" "A star travels accross the heavens." "I ask it to grant me a blessed love." "To end my travels trough this path, on the back of this horse," "I search, but cannot find, someone to give my feelings to." "I want her not too fat, no to thin, but with plenty of life." "They say that I am no treasure." "Juana, Petra , and Nicanora are wittness to this." "They say I am uncultured and a liar, and also a coward, but know that it is not true, ask my horse, he will tell you I never lie," "Wassup, whatever happened to being mans best friend, you are tossing me over!" "Thank god we are alone, because you tell me that in front of people, and such a kicking I will give you , you know where." "A star travels accross the heavens." "I ask it to grant me, a blessed love." "a blessed love." "Breathable athmosphere." "Normal temperature." "Strange vegetation." "Indeed." "let us explore while Thor identifies the fault" "Man, you are such a liar, you lie!" "Hey man, no need to slander me if I do lie, let the earth open up and swallow me up, along with you lot." "Ok then, just you lot." "I assure you that what I say is true, it happened in the Big Pines." "Some highwaymen jumped me from behind and, whack!" "They shot me, but I heard the gun shot twice, first when it went trough me, then after I went trough the bullet," "and the only thing was, that I only had a single shot in my gun." "And what did they do, did they kill you?" "Had I died, I would have told you, Atenogenas,as you know, I am quite considerate." "I drew my gun, and my knife, I put the knife in front of the barrel," "I took the shot , the bullet split into two, and whamo!" "between both their eyes it went." "Both of them?" "well, one of them flinched, so I got him in the eye." "you should have seen that dude cry, since he only had one eye left instead of tears, it was a single stream." "And due to the bedlam of the gun fight,thats not all due to all the noise, it woke a horde of dinosaurs!" "Thats bull, man, when have you seen dinosaurs here, in Chihuahua state?" "Go to the Big Pines at first light, just accross the way and you will see its infested, infested with dinosaurs!" "Oh well, pigmy dinosaurs,its a miracle the beasts are even able to breed at all, with the poor pasture." "But surely, pedigree dinosaurs, with no bones, and of beautiful plumage." "And in all that horde of dinosaurs, to the right to the left, you know how clingy they are, there was a 16 point buck; black hair, blue eyes." "A black haired deer?" "A bear." "didnt you say it was a deer?" "Let me tell the story, Atenogenas." "Then, I got close to the bear... with blue eyes." "it was a French bear." "I got close to it... with what weapon?" "with a stick in my hand!" "you meant to say you whack it with a stick?" "No, the stick is to move the wild brush away." "because the wild brush can be "unbearable"" "Do not run, get closer!" "Eye to eye, breath to breath, and when its close, throw some dung in its eyes." "and where does one get the dung?" "Rupert, you shall have it in abundance!" "And then that 16 point buck... the bear?" "the deer, Atenogenas!" "I got my 30-30 carbine..." "Wheren't you unarmed, Lawrence?" "let me tell the tale, Rupert." "I took aim, at a 1000.16 metres, with a single bullet," "I got him in the hoof, the wrist, and in the ear." "And how could that have happened?" "It was scratching itself." "Enough tales, you are the biggest damn liar ever." "I bet that you don't even know how to use a gun!" "Whats more, I will give you the chance to pull yours first." "Ok then!" "wait, man, both at the same time, don't be advantageous, right, crew?" "As you wish!" "Your head or your heart!" "Don't shoot man!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't get sulphurated, Rupert, its not your style!" "Especially now, that you are loosing weight." "How brutish, man, you are so slim, a wisper, a twig." "you are quite dehydrated." "Don't take it that way, lets have a drink as friends!" "its just that you tell every damn lie, man!" "lets have a drink." "let see, you doubt my feats?" "Say, how many drinks have I had?" "Five." "Damn, I usually only take four, I am getting ahead." "maybe I will see dinosaurs for real." "What do you mean for real, where the others a lie?" "I man, boned dinosaurs, and boned dinosaurs have bellies, never trust the big bellies." "Ill see you guys later, maybe I will have another feat to tell." "A human being!" "Like us!" "The kind that are extinct." "over there" "Wassup, scaredy animal, like you had seen the dev..." "Oh my." "Wishing star, you got it wrong, I only asked for one, what shall I do with two?" "Klol mulaita?" "(French)Can you tell me where we are?" "Ooh?" "Ooh no!" "Where...am..." "I?" "Choita Nakamura?" "(Spanish tongue twister) Tin Marin, de don pingue, cucara macara titere fue." "Well, sprechen sie Christian." "Speak to me in Christian!" "Are we in Antarsis 135 sub 2?" "Antarsis 135 sub 2, no, I think that is a cotton plantation close to Torreon." "Right now you are in Chihuahua, Mexican Republic." "Me-he-co?" "Mexico..." "Mexico Mexico." "Mexico, this blessed land of the lord!" "and in the very Chi..." "Mexico, subtropical country, located between North and Central America." "Mexicans, for all they try, unable to finish what they start." "Race is a mixture of white and indian surface, 2 million square kilometres." "30 million inhabitants." "a welcoming people, peaceful but quick to anger." "...huaha, where there a only the finest of people, brave but of ample hearts." "with plenty of room..." "And, all the men, are they like you?" "Well, what can I say," "well, all they guys around here, they get by, they get by." "now, me, I am of the finer stock around here." "And you two, what street are you looking for?" "from what Christmas play are you coming from?" "Are you from the circus?" "Circus?" "And whe..." "Circus, distraction that is very agreable to humans." "Men and animals are involved." "Animals do the work of men, and the men do the work of the animals." "in this fashion." "...re is it installed?" "The big top will arrive soon." "Thanks for everything, see you later." "Whait , why so evasive?" "why leave so soon?" "We can't stay." "and why no..." "And now?" "oh man!" "oh man!" "now I am telling lies to myself!" "Getting carried away there!" "how about that!" "yeah right, Circus girls,but..." "Lawrence, you have to recognize, that even in dellusions, you have fine taste!" "the selection, what a fine pair of selections!" "The men have undergone hibernation." "When will you be able to return?" "After the next cycle of shadows." "The robot, captured in Palis, the dead planet, is performing the repairs." "It is incredibly capable." "Very well, take care of the men." "I must inform that in this planet, there are men very similar to our species." "Capture the most handsome one and bring him with you." "We have located him, when the ship is ready, we will capture him." "Understood, good luck." "The radiation is increasing." "Take him, Thor!" "He is a man, a strange and terrible looking man, but still a man." "We have kidnapped him, so he cannot be our victim." "Very well, your orders." "We will place them in a secure place until the repairs are complete." "Wassup, Lulu Briggitte, whats new?" "Speak to me clearly, this evening I am quite crossed." "What?" "Tonight you want to sleep under the awning?" "No way, you get to sleep in the cool night breeze, because tomorrow, I want refrigerated milk." "And plenty of it,eh, because lately you have been quite scarce, quite dry." "Well, it pains my soul to tell you this, but if I don't tell you, who will?" "Oh, all done eh?" "Here, they will be safe until the ship is ready for flight." "It will be a good hiding place." "Thor, I need to talk to them, unfreeze them." "Uk, enough!" "Men of the planets, lend me your ears." "The ship that was taking us to Venus, has suffered an accident." "but soon we will be ready to reasume our voyage." "We do not want to go to Venus." "We are free galactic men." "we demand our freedom!" "I obey orders from the council." "you are guests of Venus, I am sorry." "Guests?" "Prisoners you should say." "You have had the gaul to kidnap us, and freeze us." "I am Tawan, Prince of Mars, I will never forgive you!" "Me, Uk, Me King of fire planet, Me free,Me great man!" "I am Tir, grand priest of the red planet." "I will destroy your entrails, to the light of Ultares, and its seven moons." "You have no right to deprive us of our freedom." "You do not know how to control the atom!" "(Alien Diabolical Laughter)" "My race has lost our matter,but we are still alive, despite our appearance." "Our powers are terrible!" "Give us our freedom, and we will not harm you." "On Venus, you shall be happy and free." "Now!" "Thor, you must hurry the repairs." "back to the hunt." "Which, in this occasion, is quite enjoyable." "Wassup, what happended, you where not delusions of mine?" "Excuse me, can you tell us how to get to town?" "You want to go to big San Ignacio, or little San Ignacio?" "I do not know, where there is lodging." "Well, in big San Ignacio there are no hotels, and in little San Ignacio, there are not even hostels." "in neither of them." "Well, we must find something, until the circus arrives." "Circus?" "The best in the world." "but, please, come in to this, your humble yet modest home." "Move to the side, dont be in the way, come in, come in." "Well, I will introduce myself;" "Lawrence Treviño Gomez,son of Lawrence, the elder." "who married Mother Hedwiga , when I was about to be born, and whom might be my pleasure to meet?" "And, and you live here?" "Well, just my brother Chuy and me, say hi, Chuy, don't be country like, what have I tought you." "Chuy Treviño Gomez" "Chuy Treviño Gomez" "And are you bringing beasts?" "Yes, they will take about two or three days, they will arrive with the big top." "Oh, happening of happenings, and where do you plan to live in the mean time?" "Well, that is our problem, we have no lodging." "Well, if you too wish to stay here... of course, there are two men here, and people may talk about us, but let them talk." "I would not dare abandon you to the forest, with that cold breeze, you might get arthritis." "and that would be a shame, because it seems that you two walk quite well, will you stay?" "we are staying!" "I want to thank you for letting us stay here." "But what is there to thank about?" "to the contrary, I may not be able to offer the ammenities you are used to." "No need to worry, we brought a friend that will take care of everything." "oh, I see." "Well, I don't think I have a bed or a cot for your friend." "I will call him." "Oh, the thing is by telegraph?" "Come in." "Run!" "Here is our friend." "This one?" "He is a robot." "He is the main attraction of our show." "A robot?" "It will be quite difficult to feed it, there are no petrol stations here." "He does not eat, he is clock work." "hey man, whats your beef with my little brother, go up against one your own size!" "one...your own size!" "Hey, you touch him, and I dent you!" "But he will not harm him, he likes children." "Raw or cooked?" "For playing." "And it sings, that road grader does?" "and with no face, its has a very, very cold complexion, with no features." "Oh, I see, singing, I think this robot might be a "fembot"" "You are quite charming!" "and you... you, are single, married, or what?" "don't tell me you are in the "what" category." "sin-gle?" "married?" "what is that?" "Oh, come on, is it that where you are from you don't marry?" "Truly, we don't understand." "But, it is the simples thing, one gets married when there is love love?" "really, now you will tell me what love is, eh?" "you are making fun of ..." "Thor, you who knows everything, explain, what is love?" "Love, that phrase does not register." "the men of my planet where not aware of it." "It is probably due to that that they vanished." "ask him!" "I order you, that once you wake up, you tell me what love is." "...me, but so you will not do without because of me, I shall explain." "Talking about love is always interesting." "and its useful, every now and then, I could tell you." "but you must put 20 cent coin in the juke box, to get the mood going." "Chuy!" "where did you leave the 20 cent coin with the string,the one that can be pulled out?" "How should I know, put a real one in it, don't be so cheap!" "Cheap, me?" "what did you do with the 20 cents I gave you last month?" "you probably already spent it, along with the one on the string!" "you didnt even return the string!" "You will make people talk!" "well, with all the pain of my heart, I will drop one in, for the sake of explaining." "If your lips ask me about love, a definition." "my words cannot spell, the fire of passion." "Well, it lacks eloquence, but open your ears, here it goes." "Love is born, always betwen two, because amongst more, its getting carried away, and damnation!" "If you find a girl, don give her just sugar, give her rock candy, take a chance, toss caution to the wind, with emotion!" "its just like when we met, we liked each other real fine." "I dont know from your direction, but from mine I did." "And one asks her and she says, what do you take me for?" "and you say, I'm serious, and that's where it starts!" "Love is born, always between two, because amongst three, then, thats doing it French." "And how lovely it is in France, they arrange everything by kissing." "not here, nothing but bullets here." "and its not that I fear bullets but the holes they make." "To church with tenderness." "to the altar with illusion." "we tell the priest that we are getting married, and he gives us his blessing." "and do behave your selves... and thats it." "and then?" "well, then...a true predicament!" "next comes the wedding night and... chuy, cover your ears!" "oh man!" "well... then after that... the kids." "some..." "look like me, others..." "look like you." "I mean, like you." "In case that you....what do you think?" "and for that , you need to go to a man, for permission?" "Well, you dont have to get permission, but it is frowned upon around these parts." "and how is that desire manifested between two people." "I can imagine that to get permission, there must be an origin." "Of course!" "It starts, with a glance!" "then, one gets closer..." "Chuy, go check if the sow layed some eggs!" "Whatever, man" "The one that will lay is someone else!" "where where we?" "In that you get closer." "Oh, we are on the right path." "well, one gets closer..." "Interesting discovery!" "Miss, restrain yourself!" "I mean,thats how its done, but you ask first, don't be so brassen!" "I like this man!" "I ask for permission to make him my property." "I do not have authority to grant that." "We must take him to Venus so that the council can decide." "But we can take others, this one is mine!" "Beta, have you not heard that love here is voluntary?" "No one can grant you that, only him in any case, he will be mine!" "You cannot deny me!" "Go to the ship, we will discuss it there." "you have no right!" "it is an order!" "...don't take it the wrong way." "what happened?" "what happened to the miss that was here?" "She had to go, we must prepare things for when the circus gets here." "Oh my, I didn't even notice." "My god, I am so gone, and by gone." "where where we?" "In a strange rite, but a quite simple one." "One of your customs to manifest feelings." "Look each other in the eye." "to feel a strange sensation." "but that is not called a rite, thats called a smooch." "smooch?" "Why not leave that circus life?" "man, you see all that jumping around." "when you least expect it, your trapeze will break, and it will hurt you a lot, and me too." "I want us to be together, to get married, and what's more, if you like, to welcome in this house that robot of yours." "I would not have it any other way!" "do you accept?" "yes?" "whats your answer?" "I cannot resolve this like she wants it." "Do you love someone else?" "Its not that." "Its just that, I just don't know." "I have duty to obey, and I may not fail!" "Give me some hope!" "I promise that soon you will have your definitive answer" "Thor?" "Lets go." "(vernacular unintelligible expression of joy)" "Oh baby!" "what lovely vaccum tubes you have!" "so, she is called Lulu Briggite?" "Lulu Briggite!" "and she is a cow?" "she is and she provides you with nourishment?" "she does." "What a wonderful animal!" "Shut up!" "Don't let her listen to you, she is a very conceited cow!" "you must tell her the complete opposite, Pique her selfish pride." "She is a very dry cow!" "she creates no milk, just anger!" "Come, Thor." "so the, shall we see each other tonite?" "you got it!" "Thanks, you tractor!" "When can we leave?" "At dawn." "Thor... you cannot understand, because you have no feelings." "but I should be happy to return to my own world." "But..." "Gamma calling Beta" "Gamma Calling Beta" "Attention Beta" "Repairs completed." "Fuel mixture is being prepared in the reservoirs." "As soon as Beta returns, load the men." "I will kindap Lawrence and we will leave." "Gamma calling Beta" "Gamma calling Beta" "Beta!" "return to the ship, or you will be punished!" "Beta!" "you!" "It cannot be!" "no!" "no!" "no!" "Beta!" "don't do it, Beta!" "Do not damn youself, Beta!" "Thor?" "Bring Beta!" "no!" "No!" "no!" "I do not want to go!" "No!" "no!" "I do not want to!" "To drink human blood is the the worst crime as stipulated by galactic law." "You know the punishment." "Beta will be desintegrated before the new light." "I ask for clemency for her!" "The health of the universe is before clemency, obey, Gamma." "the order will be obeyed." "and return immediatedly." "what is the meaning of this." "why have you brought me this way?" "I withnessed your crime." "I informed the council." "And...what is their resolution?" "You will be desintegrated, before dawn." "But you cannot do that!" "we are as sisters!" "You know that I must obey." "Very well." "I only ask one thing." "That you do it now!" "now?" "Yes, do not prolong this horrible waiting!" "Please!" "Thanks." "Come." "Yes, I am ready." "let it go, let go!" "Now you will only obey me!" "Finally, I make a reality the wishes of my ancestors." "a race of vampires!" "inhabitants of the shadows!" "Uranians, the blood of the earth will finally be ours!" "Men of the Galaxy, listen to me, you have been tricked!" "Gamma drives you to your death!" "why!" "the men of Earth have been chosen for Venusian reproduction." "and you lot are condemned to die." "It is not possible to return you to your worlds, alive." "then we shall die fightning!" "Wait, Uk, I do not want you to die." "I believe you, you could have killed me now." "I have also been condemend to death in Venus, and I do not wish to die," "I want to be saved with you." "but why?" "Because I need you, to dominate this weak and lovely planet!" "I want you to roam the Earth freely," "Kill!" "Destroy!" "Make it that terror drives men insane!" "Then, we will dictate our conditions." "The whole planet will be ours!" "What do you say?" "Uk, yes!" "and you?" "yes and you?" "aye!" "we trust in you, and shall obey you." "For you, you will find children to your liking, now go!" "and you, the women, go!" "the animals will be yours, go and kill them!" "and you, you and I know that human blood , flowing, warm, and throbing, fills us with immortality." "you are trully, a remarkable woman." "worthy of being Princess of Mars." "and why not, you are quite intelligent and capable." "You are ugly, you do not have the red beauty of Martian women." "Come, you and have much to do." "but you are remarkable." "did you hear that?" "Uh hu, sounded like a train, right?" "but there hasnt been one in three years, the last one got stuck on the way." "maybe the circus just arrived." "oh, thats right." "and what happened here, a tornado or what. this goat killing wind is getting strong its even knocking down doors." "So, whats up Lulu Briggite, as dry as always?" "lets go say hi." "look!" "Lulu Briggite!" "you took it too seriouly!" "I called you dry of milk, not of meat!" "Who is the funny guy who chopped her up!" "and why you crying?" "tell me who did it!" "and how should I know." "you where riding with me" "I left her alive and thriving!" "They didn't even leave your tail!" "Get the torches!" "this is not over!" "Yeah, hells dogs, very happy you are, lots of bones for you!" "They left me with no Lulu Briggite." "here it is, you are done, you left tracks." "The bastard that killed my cow has no shoes, he is bare foot." "Oh man, those feet are too big for a Christian's" "But the tracks are there, I will track it down" "Shall I go with you?" "No, you stay here, so that when Gammi gets here, you tell her I wont be long." "Stay on guard," "In which directon?" "to all directions!" "Poor Lulu Briggite, to the end, you had good appetite." "every now and then look up!" "why?" "so you dont get stiff!" "Looks like it jumped around here." "does it fly?" "No, but the animal is big, short feathers, short wings, it cannot fly." "But it is baited, it will return, and I will catch it." "damn, you big eyed owl, go bother someone else , I have no time for you." "Could it be a kangaroo." "no, no trace of a pouch." "Again, owl, scram,man!" "where was I, where is the track, where is the track?" "Who goes there?" "men of order of fighting?" "who's there?" "who is hollering over there, man?" "oh, brother, you where made ugly, seems like you where made with an axe." "oh , you dont scare me, scare the one that an owl just gave me, you see," "I was tracking this thing, and then...what are you supposed to be?" "Hey man, that game is getting rough,now who will pay for my horse?" "Hey man, you are on a roll now." "Dont be a trickster and a prankster, get off the stilts and take off that mask." "Oh, boy , now I got you, I tought you where a friend, but now you are an enemy!" "here is a notice!" "well, you wanted it this way." "man, bullets dont harm you, well bare fists for you , you animal." "man, this is one unfair match!" "well, what are you supposed to be?" "you lookin for a fight, and me." "talking we can understand each other" "It is the time for dialogue, what are you?" "Rupert?" "Nicomedas?" "I forgive you the cow and the horse,but who are you, man?" "so you want to scare me eh, well bro, I can take a hint!" "Oh boy, you brought you gang, nothing but rebels without a cause!" "oh mama, dont gang up!" "inside the empty log, crawling even!" "Holy Saint George, reign in your animals with your holy harness!" "but who could those disguized cattle rustlers be?" "You will now get it!" "no time to argue, Lawrence!" "Oh man, this is an emergency!" "Ok, give me a beer with a shot for the nerves." "This is no pharmacy, Lawrence." "Beer and tequila, I can sign the prescription." "what is up with you, its like you saw the devil!" "Where is Rupert, Rupert!" "where is Rupert, Rupert!" "where are you hiding man?" "You have work for your whole tenure as constable, if you manage this, you can consider yourself Mayor!" "What, the highwaymen are coming this way?" "No, I can handle the highwaymen miself!" "now its about horrible monsters!" "yes yes yes, you should have seen those monsters!" "man, have a drink and dont come here with more jokes, man!" "Listen to me, or I would think you are being squeamish." "There was four of them" "One of them had one eye, but quite astute, had great coverage." "always open!" "always quite clear!" "This is the truth!" "what is all this then!" "You remember Rose, that girlfriend you once had?" "the one with bulgy eyes, slight eyebrows, never closed her eyes even while asleep?" "just like that, but much more agressive, and with claws!" "you dont say, and what else?" "Talons like an eagle, and it went, aaaaaaaaaah!" "Like a lion, its the truth, like a lion!" "Sure, and with scales like a fish!" "You saw it too?" "yeah man, my house is infested with those monsters, I throw my shoe at them." "believe me, this time, I truly asking , believe me this time!" "Yeah right, like a dumbass!" "you don't believe me either?" "you don't believe me either?" "don't you believe?" "no one believes me!" "I am telling you the monsters are right outside!" "We must finish them, or we will go to the devil, man!" "Bring him to me." "Halt, man of Saturn, go!" "go" "This night we will destroy the nearest town." "I want to unleash a wave of death and fear!" "After that, we will fly to all towns." "and the earthlings will have to choose, amongs being our slaves or perish" "I like you even more now." "I admire you, and feel proud to be by your side." "No, Uk, hold it!" "let her be!" "do not touch her!" "I tell you to let her go!" "Calm down, we must not fight amongs us." "For now we have more important things to do." "raising dust, and raising drukedness," "I take to the town my experiences." "with the eye wide open." "up to the eyebrows" "I saw animals that do not exist not even in Texas." "you know that in Texas they boast that the biggest things are there, but I tell you, just looking at one of those things and you fall flat!" "Nothing but mega Gary Coopers, hybrid animals, ultra-vitaminated," "I told Rupert, and what did Rupert say?" "Oh, Lawrence, you are quite drunk, calm down boy." "If you saw what I saw, dont back down, if you are brave." "And ultimately, are you backing down?" "I am backing down, they are no lie, they are living animals of flesh and bone." "solid flesh and bone." "feathers on top of poisunous flesh." "and with horrible talons, who would face them?" "I will help you!" "Don't help me, that way you are not in the way." "That is how I knew the tragedy," "I bring you the warning, of fighting to the death." "What I feel is that Rupert will die first." "well accompanied, along with the whole city council." "well, now is the time, it is best for you to go home." "because these days I have a magnet for monsters, that wherever I go I run into them." "But I can see one of them." "Ok, ok then, go home, you are quite pissed." "but I can see it now!" "Look, look how beautiful." "I present you here, the tractor" "what?" "where am I?" "I tought I was dead, but there where no sermons, so I am not dead." "who froze me?" "You are my prisoner." "Prisoner of yours?" "Well, what bad impression you have of me, all I had was the best attentions towards you." "why the change?" "Things have not changed." "this was my purpose." "I will do with you what ever I like." "Well, then , these things are just not up to one person both must want it." "And I, its not that I don't fancy you," "I do fancy you, but for a sister-in-law." "If you want, lets tell..." "Holy... say, where did you bring me?" "to our interplanetary spaceship." "Interplanetary?" "Oh boy!" "So you come from another world?" "from what far away star?" "From Venus." "Venusians?" "I tougth you where expatriates, or Americans." "say, you have quite a heavy gaze, ." "I feel your sight on my forehead and can feel the hit on my neck." "It traveses me like a skewer." "Go easy, or I might not make it home" "Don't be foolish." "Soon the planet will be under my power." "maybe you will have the fortune to share it with me." "I will be the queen." "You want me as your king." "As long as its the king of swords, cups, or golds, because of clubs its not my style." "come!" "one moment plese, dont push me, dont Shanghai me." "remember that we are engaged." "We are already starting on the wrong foot." "I will give you time to ponder it alone." "Thor!" "Oh, here is the tractor, but now I know how he does it." "Freeze!" "You jumped the gun!" "Lawrence!" "Lawrence!" "Gamma!" "Gammi!" ", where am I!" "Oh man, in jail?" "and how did you go down?" "Lawrence, you will hear incredible things, but true." "tell me , tell me!" "Lawrence," "I am not from this world." "I knew it, it had to be, you fell from heaven!" "yes yes!" "you must be an angel." "no, no" "I tell you that I am not from here, I am from another world!" "The ship is under the command of Beta, she has the control belt." "we can do nothing without it." "The command belt, its that the thing she has hanging like this?" "Oh, I'll take it from her, wont be the first mailman that I rip off." "ok then." "I want you to help me." "Well." "I dont know If I can." "Don't be a fool, I assure you its worth your while." "Obey me, or I will destroy your town!" "Yeah right, like you can oh really" "No no no!" "Oh, she is serious?" "it has inmense power!" "Don't press any buttons!" "don press no buttons, give me a little bit." "sometimes love is slow and sometimes its fast, I am the latent kind." "court me." "well then, lets go, there are many inhibitors here." "move it." "take off, or she will grab you!" "what?" "grab on to me , Beta, you might trip but... hold it, men of the galaxy." "this man is our hostage." "Wait here while I interrogate him." "lets go oh boy!" "well, is this a fight or a romance, or what?" "Now you will tell me what you told Gamma" "Well, im just not in the mood." "Oh, really, well in this instant I will destroy the planet!" "Hold on, dont be so brash, that is what one usually says," "That he does not want to when he actually does." "Well then, go ahead!" "Well, love starts with a glance..." "No!" "not like that, sing it to me but who can sing with a gun to the ribs?" "let it go, ill let go the hat, quid pro quo." "after all, I have the control belt." "yeah, that is what I was....oh, so that is the control belt yes, but sing already" "So thats what that is,ok then, listen well." "you me the moon the sun" "she him the rose the carnation spring, is waiting" "summer, the hand autumn, a blossom" "winter, a hell." "that is love" "yes sir!" "who said no?" "you will see that love is like that you will see that it is that way spring has good things love, you will see, is liket that in autumn, don't let your guard down to love , my heart" "winter, i feel its best to start." "you me the moon the sun she him the rose the carnation spring the wait summer the hands!" "truly, it was with honorable intentions!" "autumn a blossom winter a hell." "that, is, love?" "yes sir!" "why not?" "you will see that is how it is love?" "you will see that it is that way the spring has good things love?" "you will see that is how it is the autumn but don't let your guard down to love?" "my heart hell?" "the best thing is, I believe?" "to give up?" "Give me that!" "no way!" "give it to me!" "do not let him escape!" "out of the way!" "get him!" "oh man, what button opens this thing?" "open up, Mary!" "What button do I mash to stop this thing?" "Give me directions!" "cut me some slack, man!" "I better not mess with it!" "Oh, man, oh boy, oh good god!" "like the ground is rising!" "hello, hello, testing, hello , hello!" "whats with all the shaking?" "this big turkey is gaining speed!" "it is out of control!" "finally you got here, bro!" "Lawrence!" "Gammi, calm down this jumping thing!" "Here is the control box, maybe you can control this thing!" "Thats it, now we can fix everything." "Back to Chihuaha, hurrah!" ", or maybe not yet?" "not yet, but soon" "And now?" "I have to accomplish my mission, and return to Venus." "to Venus?" "But you cannot leave, Gammi, leaving me here." "and why not?" "Well, Chuy?" "go outside and check for rain." "Its not raining, but it will rain on you if you stay." "Rain, rain, you want me to go to see if she wants to be my sister-in-law" "Obey your elder brother, haven't I taught you better?" "Say sis, push a button, see if that thing wants to play with me." "You cant leave, Gammi, and leave me behind, but... there are no buts, its just that I want you for real , and for ever ever." "Want?" "what is that." "It will take some effort to explain, but , its this." "I have felt something different." "That is why you must stay, why have I not stayed in other planets?" "I've had a few opportunities." "Why different?" "Did you tell the same to Beta?" "But that was not love, it was game, how else could I get the control belt?" "Beta?" "the men on the loose, they will destroy everything, lets go!" "I am scared, we are in danger, Lawrence." "We will try, If the town dies instead of me, its better for no one to die, death is ugly , so ugly." "Besides, If I die, who cares?" "I have someone to mourn me now." "You think they are there?" "I think so" "that is one ugly entrance, lets see how we get out." "wait, dont get ahead." "Im game," "Ill go with you" "Ill be back" "In this planet, it is the man who shows his face." "shoot them in there, and then you will finish them all," "Well, no argument, I will melt them." "No!" "careful!" "he has poison in its fangs!" "let him poison himself!" "Ill call Thor for help!" "...well, see, a horse is..." "Get some!" "let me go, let me go, fight like a man!" "Carefull, stab him with its own fang!" "Now you will get it!" "Carefull, Gami, here comes that volture!" "no!" "You will die with your own poison!" "who made you with curved fangs, fulgurating poison, and porous arms?" "Oh, man!" "Where is Lawrence?" "Lawrence?" "Lawrence?" "Lawrence?" "Bro?" "Lawrence?" "pull me out!" "Help me!" "Oh man, he got eaten!" "May your tongue will turn to pork rinds, he did not eat me!" "he is just on top of me!" "where are they, where are they , where , where?" "where did you go!" "lets go, before reinforcements arrive!" "they are all gone all of them!" "thats good, now I will go get Rupert, so he can see so he can withness this lot!" "Maybe its better not to go." "If I tell lies so well, and they dont believe me, these truths so askewed, they will believe even less." "We beat them, we will melt them, so no ashes are left." "come, Tractor." "now is the time, here comes the light!" "I have failed, Regent of Venus." "How has this happened?" "Thor, the robot, has recorded all that happened." "he will take the ship to Venus." "But what is the meaning of all this?" "What you heard, Mrs. Reggie." "Venus must resolve its problems on its own, and leave the Earth alone." "Earthlings are good people." "and are happy in their own way." "and what's else, they have love." "The robot will inform you of that, which is the most precious thing in the galaxy, and of the universe." "I will remain with them." "Wait, you cannot do that!" "I am sorry, good bye." "I knew that you where one of the golden ones!" "She is leaving by light rail," "It takes away my companion," "The owner of my heart" "I dont cry because you are leaving" "I dont cry because you are getting farther." "I cry because you leave me, hurt in the heart." "Farewells I will not give" "Because she will always be with me" "I left those with my friends so they may remember me thank you wishing star you gave me more than I wished for." "and now." "Don't argue, Lawrence" "I am not arguing, but..." "The End" "Subtitles by Jose Jimenez 01/20/2012"