"#Free Blood" " Never Hear Surf Music Again# # There must be some fucking chemical" "# Chemical in your brain" "# That makes us different from animals" "# Makes us all the same" "# Take it if it makes you numb" "# Take it if it makes you come" "# Take it if it makes you make it..." " Hello?" " Are you coming to the party tonight?" " Yeah, totally." "Where is that?" " 20 miles outside to the lake." " Just for the..." " What?" "I can't..." "I can't hear you." " It's a really big..." " I'm gonna... fucking iPhones!" "# Take it if it makes you numb" "# Take it if it makes you come" "# Take it if it makes you... 127 Seconds... 126 Seconds..." "This is insane!" "Think... think..." "Useless!" "Help!" "..." "Help!" "Kristi!" "#Bill Withers" " Lovely Day#" "# When I wake up in the morning, love" "# And the sunlight hurts my eyes" "# And something without warning, love" "# Bears heavy on my mind" "# Then I look at you" "# And the world's alright with me" "# Just one look at you" "# And I know it's gonna be" "# A lovely day Lovely day, lovely day, lovely..." "Good afternoon." "We have Darren Golston, here he tells about his crappy cellphone reception." "Yeah, ever since i get the iPhone, i can never seem get service anymore." "ATT or Verizon?" "ATT." "I love this guy." "Hey, can I say "hi" to my mom and dad?" "Mom and dad?" "Mustn't forget mom and dad, right Darren?" "I love you with all my heart." "I'm sorry, i'm always in a deadzone." "Can you hear me now?" "I love you." "Help me!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "This video was produced for parody purposes only in no way did the filmmakers intend to make light of Aron Ralston's struggle in Blue John Canyon."