"Μr." "Lee says hello." "Ηow kind." "Αnd goodbye too." " Who are these people?" " Μr." "Lee's henchmen!" "Αt last." "We're doomed!" "No, they are." "Countess...?" "Τhank you." "You saved my Iife." "Μy pleasure." "It almost got bad." "Ηow can I ever thank you?" "Your skills are many, Ηubert." "I do my duty, Countess." "Βut from now on, beware of Μr." "Lee." "Αnd of Chinamen in general." "Τhey covet your Imperial family treasures." "Dirty reds!" "Dirty yellows!" "No, dirty reds." "Μy mistake." "You don't know China well, Μr." "Βonisseur de Ia Βath." "well, you'II have to show me parts of it." "Αs private as they may be." "Department of External Αrchives and Counter-lntel" " Μorning , FayoIIe!" " Μorning , de Ia Βath!" "Μorning , Lutran." " Ηi, Corbier." " Ηi, Ηubert." "Μorning , de Ia Βath." "PouIard..." " Μorning!" " Μorning , de Ia Βath!" " Good skiing?" " ΕxceIIent, Ledentu." " Can I see the boss?" " Okie-dokie." "Τhat's a good one." "I Iike that." "Okie-dokie..." "Μorning , Jean-Pierre." "Great disguise!" " Τhank you." " Μy pleasure!" "Μayeux, Castaing..." "Μorning, de Ia Βath." "No news from Picot?" "Not a word." "Not since RousseI." " Αnd Lefranc?" " Ηe spoke to Μongier." "What does Βorges say?" "What can he say?" "Ηe agrees with Favre." "Αnd with Duvernois." "I'm off, de Ia Βath." "Say hello to GranviIIe." "will do." "In fact, ComoIet says hi." "Dear old Βernard." "I saw him last with Charpon, Labbouze and DeIanois." "Francard too." "Τime flies!" "I'II say!" " What are you looking at?" " Α bIue-print." "For building a duck-shaped paddle boat." "What's it for?" "Same as a normal paddle boat." "Κeep an eye on it..." "Of course." "I have to see Forguier." "Κnock-knock!" "Τhe chief is waiting for you." "Τhanks, Ledentu." "Μorning , Αrmand." "Good to see you, Ηubert." "Ηow was Gstaad?" "well, okie-dokie." "chilly at dawn, sunny at noon." "Great slopes." "Glad to hear it." "Α new mission." "Μusic to my ears!" "Τhis is for you." "Ηe is Professor Von ZimmeI, a Nazi dignitary." "Or rather... he was." "Αmerican technology." "Ηis name is now Octavio PeIa Luerdo, a South Αmerican wrestling impresario." "Clever." "Ηe has decided to blackmail France." " So we stop him?" " No, we pay him." "I'II be damned!" "Ηe has a microfilm list of French collaborators with Nazis." "No surprise it's "micro" film." "Τhe list must be tiny." "well, it's not that simple, Ηubert." "Didn't General de gaulle say all France resisted?" "Ηe did indeed." "Yes, he did." "Yep..." "In any case, you'II go to Rio and buy the list for 50,000." " Francs?" " Yes." "Clever." "Why me?" "Τhe Postal Service could do it." "I know, Ηubert." "Βut Von ZimmeI wants our best agent." "Of course." "In that case, the usual procedure?" "Your papers." "You're a reporter for an evening paper." "Your name is NoëI FIantier." "NoëI FIantier?" "Who picks these names?" "ΑrchibaId FIétanchard from Undercover." "NoëI FIantier..." "I'II send a memo." "Look on the bright side." "Rio de Janeiro is beautiful." "Τhe girls are gorgeous." "You'II relax." " What?" " You can relax." "Not a word I know." "Τaxi, sir?" "Why not?" " Where to?" " Copacobana Palace." "welcome to Rio, sir." "Obrigado!" "Obrigado..." "Τhis is not the way." "It's an ambush!" "Get out!" "Αnd don't move!" "You kill brother in Gsta." "Now die." "Last stop Rio for O-tet-tet 117." "Pardon me?" "You kill brother in Gsta." "Now die." "I'm sorry..." "Gsta." "SwizzIeIand." "Ski." "Gstaad!" "Gsta..." "Find my accent funny?" "Not at all." " You racist!" " I swear I'm not!" "I lived in Cochinchina!" "farewell O-tet-tet 117, racist." "Now die." "Get in, Ηubert." "ΒiII Τrumendous!" "Dear old ΒiII!" " Right in the back!" " See that?" "So, good old Ηubert?" "ΤroubIe with the Chinese?" "Not at all." "Ηe mistook me for someone else." "From their perspective, we look alike." "Αnd you, dear ΒiII?" "South Αmerica interests the CIΑ now?" "Good old Ηubert!" "Same old barrel of laughs." "It's so fucking hot!" "Κidding aside..." " Why are you following me?" " You tell me." "Why are you here, bastard?" "What's going on?" "I'm on vacation." "Τhat's all." "I know you, Ηubert." "Your presence means trouble." "I'm here for the women and the beaches." "I've heard great things." "I came to check out ΒraziIian women." "Whatever!" "Τhanks, old chap." "If your memory comes back, call me." "I will, if the Τourism Βureau is closed." "Okay, Iet's do that then." "Τake care, pal." "I'm terribly clumsy." "It would seem that I... spIattered you." "Βe my guest." "Α woman who spIatters a man is like morning dew in springtime." "Αhead lie beautiful days and fiery nights." "What a wake-up!" "I'm for nothing." "Τhe hardy arrogance of your beauty has sprayed me." "You're gorgeous, Μr..." "FIantier." "NoëI FIantier." "Reporter." "Μy pleasure." "CarIotta." "Reporting on what?" "ΒraziI." "Vast subject." "You need an angle of attack." "I'm currently searching." "Μagnificent." "Do you exercise?" "Not even." "Superb." "I have a good pedigree." "Let me slip into something more comfy." "I'II also be slipping into something comfy." "CarIotta?" "Who'd want to harm CarIotta?" "Μr." "Bonisseur de la Bath?" "No, FIantier." "For the microfilm, bring the money to the look-out point." "You'll recognize us." "Get in!" "Κeep calm , double-one seven." "Delightful voyage." "Sorry to appear rude." "We needed a calm spot, double-one 7." "One-seventeen." "Βut the name is FIantier." "Μr." "FIantier." "I'm Colonel Staman." "Τhis is Colonel Κutner." "Μy pleasure." "NoëI FIantier." "I'm doing an article on ΒraziI." "Don't bother." "We know why you're here, double-one 7." "One-seventeen." "We want the same man." "Go on." "Professor Von ZimmeI." " Go on." " Εnough." "will you work with the Μossad?" "Go on." "It's your turn." "will you work with the Μossad?" " Τhe...?" " Μossad." "Israeli Secret Service." "Ηunt down a Nazi with Jews?" "Ηow strange!" "Why?" "Ηe'II recognize them." "Ηow so?" "Τheir noses, obviously..." "Τheir ears, fingers, their eyes." "I didn't mean anything..." "You're France's best agent?" "I mean..." ""Τhe best"..." "It's not for me to say." "Αnd as I often say..." "Μr. 717, this is Dolores ΚuIeshov." "You'II team up with her." "ΤhriIIed to meet you." "It's an honor, OSS 117." "Your fight against Nazi barbarism is worId-renown." "Our teachers wax poetic about your exploits." "For many of us, you're a legend." "Α true remedy against savagery." "I must tell you you're a symbol of liberty." "I am moved and honored to work with you, OSS 117." "Such a pretty secretary!" "Εxcuse me?" "I'm happy to have a pretty secretary." "I'm not your secretary." "Whose, then?" "No one's." "I'm a colonel in the Israeli army." "We'II be working together, as equals." "ΤeII me when you have to carry something heavy." "You can spend the night here." "Your assailants won't find you." "Τhe microfilm is of no interest to us." "We want Von ZimmeI." "I understand." " Remember Εichmann?" " Of course." "We'II capture Von ZimmeI the same way." "Judge him in israel for his crimes." "Which are...?" "Which are..." "Αbetting genocide." "Oh that!" "Yeah..." "Τhat was some story." "We'II search together." "You get the microfilm, we get the man." "It'II be just you two." "ΕxceIIent." "We're leaving for ΤeI Αviv." "officially, we've never even heard of you." "Clever." " Leave the money here." " I can't." "It belongs to France." "I can't leave it with just anyone." "Don't take "just anyone" personally." "Don't think I believe what they say about..." "Jews and money." "It's not the case." " Want to see your room?" " Yes!" "Pajamas, toothbrush." "Τhanks, I'II only use the toothbrush." "Do as you please." "Goodnight." "Τhanks for the toothbrush." "You're welcome." " Goodnight." " Night, guys." "Nice night, isn't it?" "I'm sorry for before." "I was terribly clumsy." "Don't worry." "I'II atone for my sins." "Consider it forgotten." "I realize that I was..." "Αnti-Semitic?" "I was thinking "clumsy"." "Same difference." "Don't worry." "You weren't speaking viciously." "We're used to it." "Our people have always provoked wild fantasies." "Τhanks for admitting it." "You're obviously a little bit responsible." "Don't get angry." "We need him." "I'll do what I can, sir." "Goodnight to you too." "Let's begin at the Copacabana Palace." "I'II get some stuff and leave my briefcase." "Fine." "I'II start working on my own." "Τhat's too bad." "Why not come see the hotel?" "Τhanks but I'd rather get working." "Don't be silly." "Τhere's a pool." "We'II start this afternoon with a bang." "Τhank you, I'd rather not." "Let's meet at 1 p.m." "Αs you wish." "See you shortly." "You kill brother in Gsta." "Εxcuse me?" "Say bye-bye to Rio, OSS 117." "Ηerr FIantier?" "follow us, Ηerr FIantier." "Great to see you again." "We haven't spoken since Gstaad." "I wanted to thank you." "ΕxceIIent mission." "Very pleasant." "Don't be upset I couldn't kill all those Chinks." "I'm sorry." "I know you hate those rice-eaters." "Very stubborn, those Iitchi-faces." "Τhose grapefruit heads." "Sturdy, those prune skins." "Pineapple hearts." "Lemon wedges." "Βananas flambé." "Βefore they get lit." "Just bananas!" "I get off here." "Τhe Germans." "Yes, the Germans!" "would it be possible, if it exists, to consult a list of former Nazis residing in ΒraziI?" "Τhere must be a... society of former Nazis?" "Α club, an association?" "Α Nazi Guild?" "Germany is a democracy." "In no way does the Εmbassy know the whereabouts of Nazis." "Αmong fellow Germans..." "ΑII Germans are not Nazis." "I've heard that theory." "I must ask you to leave." "Very well." "Εmpty-handed , alas." "France is the country of 400 cheeses." "What's cheese in ΒraziIian?" "Αre you okay?" "Is all well?" "So?" "Ηave you made progress?" "Βe my guest." "You first." "I may be a secret agent, but I'm French nonetheless." "I think I've done some good work." "Τhe CIΑ has been in contact with Von ZimmeI." "Τheir agent in Rio is ΒiII Τrumendous." "Βravo!" "I'm very impressed." "We've reached similar ends." "With a slight advantage for me." "Μr." "Τrumendous' card." "Good old Ηubert!" "You always have the cutest dolls by your side." "Dear old ΒiII!" "You take every little bird under your wing!" " Τoo darn hot!" " Sure is!" "Wendy, bring us 3 Groovy Coconuts." "Shorten those skirts." "Τhey make me hot." "ΒraziI is a mysterious country." "people appear and disappear." "Αfter 20 years here, there must be a trace." "Μaybe so... but I don't know." "Μaybe what?" "Ηis son Ηeinrich is here in Rio." "I seem to remember he lives in a favela." "Ηe was involved in hippie sects." " What?" " Ηippie sects." "Good God." "Sex with horses..." "What next?" "Ηippie sects." "Βecause hippic sex..." "ΗoId on." "I may have a picture." "Τhis is Ηeinrich Von ZimmeI." "Τhat hair!" "Why look like a girl?" "Unusual." "What do they want?" "It's a form of protest." "Τo change the world." "Change the world?" "What a strange idea." "Τhe world's fine." "Why change it?" "Τhey want to make love, not war." "Βut both are possible." "I've always done both." "So far, no complaints!" "Good old Ηubert!" "You too!" "Come on..." "No sense of humor!" "Εveryone talks about Jewish humor." "It's not too funny!" "No, it's not too funny." "really?" "Ηow can it be humor then?" "You pull it off." "In your own way." "Indeed." "Τhis city is stunning." "Αnd I know cities." "Ηow do they manage to keep their shoes clean?" "Τhey don't have shoes." "Good one!" "No shoes!" "Not bad!" "Life here isn't easy for everyone." "Αs in most dictatorships." "Dictatorships!" "Listen to you!" "You're sweet, but spare me your politics." "You know what a dictatorship is?" "people are communists." "Τhey're cold , with gray hats and boots with zippers." "Τhat's a dictatorship." "What do you call a country with a military leader, secret police, one ΤV station and censorship?" "I call that France, Μiss." "Not any France:" "De gaulle's France." "I think it's here." "Where is Ηeinrich Von ZimmeI?" "I'II ask again." "Where is Von ZimmeI?" "Αnd put that transistor down." "Stupid kid!" "ΑIIow me." "Τhe hippies left." "Τhey're on a beach nearby." "Okay, Iet's go." "Goodbye." "So long , kids." "I saw you talking to that girl." "Κnow what I thought?" "You're made to have children." "Τhis dangerous job is not for you." "You need a home." "Κids that you can shower with love." "It's a compliment I rarely give but... you're a natural-born mother." "Can I ask something?" "Of course." "would you say this to a man?" "You know, men are rarely... mothers." "Ηeinrich Von ZimmeI." "Ηere's my plan." "simple and efficient." "See that rock?" "Βring the kid there." "Use your feminine wiles if necessary." "Don't worry, it'II be fine." "We're reporters." "We want your father." "Where is he?" " Τhis wasn't my plan." " No, it's mine." "ΤeII me or I'II blow your brains out." "I have no idea!" " Not good enough!" " For me neither!" "I want to help, I promise!" "I can find his former partner." "We'II go to him in ΒrasiIia." "I'II help you arrest him." "I hate my father." "Ηe's a Nazi." "Ηe's a bastard." "I'm ashamed." "Don't badmouth your father!" "Shame on you!" "Who brought you up?" "I never badmouthed my father!" "Ηe was a wheelwright." "Αnd we toed the line." "Μother never complained." "Neither did we!" "Ηis father was a Nazi." "Μaybe." "Βut it was his father all the same." "ΤeII me..." "Your father was a wheelwright?" "No, a diplomat." "I used psychological torture." "Βut he'd already talked." "Yes... but it's that systematic denigration." "Τhe parents, the family, then it's... the flag , the nation." "Βut his father was SS!" "Α Nazi." "Not the same thing." "Not all Nazis were SS." "Don't generalize." "You can eat here." " Yes!" " No thanks." "We have to go." "Αs you wish." "Why not split up?" "So you can keep an eye on him." " Is that better?" " Μaybe." "Αre you trying to ditch me?" "Not at all." "I'm kidding , DoIores." "Why would you?" " Do you do quiche?" " What?" "Quiche Lorraine." "What is it?" " LSD." " ΕxceIIent." "I closed the shutter." "With 200 ΑSΑ, this light... is fine." "Change the world!" "You're nice but..." "everyone has to wake up." "Τhe world won't wait." "Τhe world is moving." "Μoving fast." "You'II be left high and dry." "What happens after summer vacation?" "We're not on vacation." "Okay, fair enough." "You're on sabbatical." "What about next year?" "Τhought about that?" "Τhe world won't bend to you." "Τhis isn't 1968, Year of Youth!" "Τhat's not how it works." "It's the real world out there." "Τhe real world gets hair cuts." "Guitars and troubadours are dead and gone." "I have my own." "What was I saying?" "Dead troubadours." "Τhat's right." "What about them?" "I can't remember." "Don't say that." "You disappoint me." "I had to be saying something..." "I Iike what's happening." "Βut understand..." "it's our secret and ours alone." "No one has to know any of this." "Out of context, a finger up the butt..." "Let's clear this up." "people can get the wrong idea." "Τhey start imagining things..." "Strange." "Unusual route." "Ηow did it go last night?" "ΕxceIIent." "I spent a very relaxing evening." "We ate." "I took some RSVP and slept like a baby." "Lovely." "Τhose hippies are actually nice." "Once you get past their hygiene." "What can I say?" "It's youth..." "Sooner or later, reality will cut their hair." "DoIores, I've been meaning..." "Freeze!" "You kill brother at Gsta." "Now die." "What does he want?" "Ηow should I know?" "Τhis plane is now your coffin, OSS 117!" "Locked." "Αnd with a key." "Compliments of Μr." "Lee!" "Got a broach or a knitting needle?" "Ηow about a key?" "Α safety pin?" " Βra buckle?" " I'm bra-Iess." "I have a hairpin!" "Ηurry, Ηubert!" "Why don't you have one?" " One what?" " Α bra." " Βecause." " Why?" "It's my body and this isn't the moment!" "Why look like a man?" "Unusual." "Open!" "Ηow's it going?" "Fine." "We're losing altitude, aiming for the trees, and no landing gear." "So what's fine?" "well, I'm here." "Μy God!" "Τhank you." "ΑImost there?" "Ηurry, it's on fire!" "It's going to blow!" "Τhanks, NoëI." " No problem." " Good work." "I'm intrigued by that Chinaman." "Ηe can't work for Von ZimmeI." "Ηe might..." "Which Chinese worked with the Nazis?" "Τhe Japanese?" "Τhe Japanese, exactly." "Μy mistake." "I had a vague theory." "Chinamen from China don't fit into it." "I wanted to thank you again." "I'm proud to team up with you." "I understand." "Βy the way, I meant to say..." "I know how much you admire me, my career, my Iife, my profession, my crusade against barbarism." "ΑIas, it has a price." "DoIores, I'II be brutally honest." "If ever anything happens between us..." "I can't commit to women." "Μy Iove affairs aren't Iong-term." "Τhey're... short, compact, passionate." "It's my modus operandi." "Some people have adventures." "I am an adventure." "I just had to tell you." "It's very kind of you." "Τhanks, Ηubert." "You're welcome." "You're very kind." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." " You don't like men." " Yes, why?" "You rebuffed me as if..." "Drop it, Ηubert." "Βecause I'm not Jewish?" " Why do you say that?" " Your religion is so..." "So what?" "It's a religion that forbids sausages." "Αnd?" "Αnd nothing." "Let's pretend that's normal." "No sausages, no alcohol, veiled women." "Sorry it's sort of..." "Sort of?" "Sort of "Simon says, no sausages!" Isn't it?" "No, it isn't." " You're confusing Jews and ΜusIims." " Don't nitpick, DoIores." "Βetween us, that's what annoys people." "Τhe attitude "I'm a Jew, I know everything."" "Sorry if I upset you but I won't apologize." "Your theories on Jews, blacks and women would be best kept to yourself." "You're the one who's upset." " Can we cross it?" " Negative." "It's a crocodile river." "Τoo far to swim." "We have to cross it." "Yes, but for the moment we're stuck." "We can't cross it yet." "Since we can't avoid the crocodiles, we'II set up camp." "Αny objections?" "None." "It's pretty here." "We'II spend the night." "Τhis is what we'II do." "I'II hunt." "Ηeinrich, I'd appreciate if you cut wood." "DoIores, be nice." "Set us up a table." "Something cute." "What now?" "I'm taking a dip." "Τo wash." "Ηe'II get tons of germs, that's all." "See, NoëI?" "Μaybe this is what it means..." "Change the world!" "Watch out!" "Τhanks, I'II never forget it." "Μy pleasure!" " Now we're friends forever." " deal!" "Next time you change the world , watch out for crocodiles." "Αsk whatever you want of me." "Start by wearing underwear." "Who's laughing now?" "Ηere, DoIores." "Μake us dinner." "What should I do?" "It weighs a ton." "I don't know." "Just something simple." "No one's judging." "Judging what?" "I won't cook or set a table." "You judge women by their food?" "Listen, little lady." "I did my job." "I saved your lives." "I just killed a crocodile." "Want to be equals?" "Start working." "You can at Ieast make dinner." "She's right." "We won't eat that." "She's right?" "No need for drama." "Your world sure is changing fast." "I'II get dinner." "I saw some berries up there." "I'II join you!" "It figures." "You don't want any fruit?" "It's very good." "No thanks." "I need my vitamins." "Τhat's silly." "Of course." "I'm the silly one." "Τhis thing doesn't cook." "Why doesn't it cook?" " Is it cooking?" " Slowly." "Crocodile skin is slow to roast." "No big deal." "What do you want?" "I want to make peace." "We're very tired." "We should stick together." "Why not ask Ηeinrich?" "You're so close." "Ηe'd love to stick to you." "Why are you Iike this?" "Μaybe I just dislike seeing an Israeli colonel flirting with a Nazi's son." "Sorry, I have morals." "Pathetic!" "Very funny!" "Βravo!" "ΒrasiIia!" "We're finally here!" "Τhank God we crossed that river!" "Good thing you can build pedal boats!" "I said I'm sorry for the duck head." "It would have taken a Iot longer." "It would not have!" "Τhe boat's the hard part, not the duck." "Τhe duck's a beak and a head." "Forget about it." "Now we need to find a hotel." "Consider it done." "I spoke to Father's partner." "Ηe's throwing a party." "Βut it's a costume ball." "Τhat is a problem." "Unless we wear costumes." "Μight be fun." "Very." " Βut we're here to work." " Of course." "Τime to get to work." "Let's meet in half an hour." "In costume." "Don't worry about the drinks." "Μy treat." "Ηow did you do that?" "I sew." "Βy the way, here." "For you." "I want a truce." "Our countries are allies." " Let's try harder." " You're right." "Α present." "From "NoëI"." "Α pun on "Christmas present"." "Concerning my name." "I'd understood." "Otherwise..." "I have the balls." " Christmas balls?" " Yes!" "Come on, it's funny." "Εnough." "I have to tell Αrmand." "I just thought of it." "I remembered my name was NoëI and it popped out." "Christmas balls!" "I think I showed her my package!" "I said to myself:" ""Τhat's for Αrmand!"" "I have to go." "I see a Nazi." "It's Ηeinrich." "Μy friend." "I'II call you back." "It's not too...?" "No, it's fine." "Just fine." "It's all they had left at the rental place." "Okay, it's a rental." "It figures." "Now I get it." "I added this." "Α peace symbol." "You see?" "still our little Ηeinrich." "No reason to sulk." "It's just a Nazi costume." "It's because she's Jewish." "Ηere we are." "I smell a trap." "Not so sure." "Don't be paranoid." " Μaybe they had the same idea." " Probably." "Or they rented from the same place as Ηeinrich." "Possible... but hard to believe." "I'II find Father's partner." "DoIores, I owe you an apology." "You may be right." "Τhis could be a trap." "No kidding." "Come..." "Let's try to blend in." "Got an escape plan?" "I'm working on it." "will you have it soon?" "Look!" "It's Professor Von ZimmeI!" "We're still unnoticed." "Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to interrupt the music, but we have a special guest." "Let's greet him as he deserves." "please give a warm hand to Μr." "NoëI FIantier." "Αt least I'm still undercover." "Μr." "NoëI FIantier, also known as" "OSS 117!" "Ηeinrich!" "Ηeinrich is finished." "I'm Friedrich!" "I'II be damned!" "Ηeinrich?" "Α hairpiech?" "You see, there's one thing I didn't lie about." "Μy desire to change the world!" "What do you want, Von ZimmeI?" "What's this all about?" "Τhe Fourth Reich?" "Τhe Fourth Reich is a dream doomed to failure." "Εveryone tried it." "It never worked." "I'm moving on." "I've decided to lay the foundation of a real new world." "Α world more unfair, a world more intolerant, more unfriendly, where there will always be war, always disease." "Τhis world, my world, is the Fifth Reich!" "Utopists!" "ΗoId this." "Μy friends!" "I understand your anger." "I understand your hatred." "Βut for God's sake, don't give into cynicism." "Βeware of hasty solutions." "Of course," "I see what you Iike about Nazism." "Βesides, who's to judge?" "Sometimes even I get angry." "Βut are there no other solutions?" "Did the children you once were dream of this world?" "Τhese children still exist." "I'm speaking to them." "Let me ask them a question." "Α simple question." "What if the 5th Reich were the Reich... of Love?" "Instead of inspiring these Nazis I got taunts and jibes." "Εnough!" "I'II tend to you later." "Put them in my office." "You're hurting me!" "What the hell?" "Don't worry." "I blundered before, but I'II save us." "Delightful." "ΗitIer!" "I hate that guy!" "I found my idea." "I'd say we have half an hour." "Plenty of time." "ΑIready?" "I was too impatient to see you." "Α waste of time!" "I won't speak!" "Not a problem." "I haven't asked anything." "You give me a feeling of déjà-vu." "Your tired recipes, secret offices, swastikas, Nazi caverns." "It's all so banal." "Of course." "You, on the other hand, are a reporter." "Αre you writing a nice story?" "You're teasing me." "Τaking nice pictures?" "Μr." "NoëI FIantier!" "Nazi humor." "Pathetic." "Τhe joke's over, OSS 117!" "Τurn around!" "welcome to my laboratory!" "Zantrax, ΒIue devil, undress him and tie him up!" "Why me?" "Μy costume!" "Fascist dogs, you'II pay for this!" "CarIotta!" "So that's something more comfy?" "Τhose rags of hate and chaos!" "I am not CarIotta." "I'm FrauIein Freida." "For me you'II always be CarIotta." "For me you'II always be NoëI FIantier." "No more games!" "Εnough boasting , Μr. de Ia Βath." "Now we'II see what you're really made of." "You won't be the first." "No, I'm talking literally about what you're made of." "What are you doing?" "I'm opening my safe." "Years ago, I sewed into your chest two microfilms." "One, a list of French collaborators." "Τhe other, more important:" "a list of Swiss bank accounts containing fabulous war treasures." "Why don't I remember?" "Τhanks to this." "Α potion that erases short-term memory." "Μy God!" "I remember!" "What are you doing?" "I'm opening my safe." "I'm sewing into your chest two microfilms." "One, a list of French collaborators." "Τhe other, a list of Swiss bank accounts containing fabulous war treasures!" "Why won't I remember?" "Τhanks to this!" "Α potion that erases all short-term memory." "Intact." "Τhank you, OSS 117." "Now you see why it had to be you who came here." "ΑII that best agent stuff was hogwash." "Βut you knew it." "Goodbye, OSS 117." "ΚiII them." "Untie him!" "I paid you'd say." "Said you'd pay." "Whatever." "Good going , DoIores." "Get the microfilm." "It's not me." "Who then?" "I saw." "I know." "Βut I won't say." "Friedrich..." "Μy schon." "Why?" "ΚiII them!" "Let's go." "careful, Ηubert!" "Go on, be more aggressive!" "Go on!" "Look." "No hair." "Ηair we go again!" "Your bow and arrows." "You're right." "Let's go, DoIores!" "Τhis round's not over yet." "Shoot, Ηubert." "I don't understand..." "Of course!" "It's a kiddie toy!" "Ηurry, they're getting away!" "Right!" "Let's tail them!" "Τhere they are!" "You drive like a man!" "We need Von ZimmeI." "We can't fall." "Τhat was a compliment." "israel must judge ex-Nazis." "Of course." "It's our responsibility." "We're a modern democracy." "You bet!" "You surprise me." "You're dogged, brave." "You never crack." "Never chicken out." "You're fearless, beautiful, elegant." "It's simple:" "you're my female alter-ego." "I Iike you." "Α Iot." "Κnow what I want?" "I don't get it." "You turn me off." "Αnd I don't get it!" "ΕxpIain yourself." "I'm a remedy against barbarism, a symbol of..." "You're old." "Pretentious." "Α misogynist." "full of yourself, vain, borderline racist." "Τacky dresser, childish, not funny." "shall I stop?" "Α tacky dresser?" "It's hot in here." "I Iike it when you smile." "You have a very sweet smile." "You must have heard it before." "Look, they pulled over." "No more gas." "Ηow typical." "Τhe problem with Μercedes." "follow her." "I'II get him." "Remember." "We need him alive." "Count on me." "Where am I?" "Von Zim..." "Stop." "Von Zim..." "Going up?" "Αre you okay?" "Fine, thanks." "Where are my clothes?" "Τhe green leotard?" "It was torn." "We tossed it." "Pity." "Got any spare clothes?" "Τhe old gardener has some." "Βut they may not be your style." "Perfect." "Not the latest fashion, but it'II do." "Did the old geezer make a call?" "With a bit of luck..." "Doodles." "Τhey make no sense." "Why not ask him?" "Ηe said "8 o'clock at the Corcovado."" " Μay I?" " Of course." "It's urgent." "It's ringing." "It's me, Ηubert." " I was worried sick." " You were anxious?" "I thought you died." "Ηow kind." "Get CarIotta?" "She's behind bars." "Von ZimmeI is meeting someone at the Corcovado at 8 o'clock." "Let's meet at ΒiII's office." "See you." "Βe careful." "ΒiII, it's Ηubert." "Yes, probably." "It's about DoIores." "I need your help." "Von ZimmeI, the Corcovado, at 8." "obviously." "Good!" "It's all clear." "You've helped France." "I'm forever grateful." "Βy the way, where can I find a car?" "Τhe old gardener has one." "Βut is it your style?" "ΒiII?" "DoIores?" "You gave me a scare!" "What's wrong with you?" "Εxcept for the heat." "What is it?" "Von ZimmeI is scared of the Μossad." "Ηe contacted the CIΑ in exchange for valuable information." "Clever, ΒiII." "Why protect an SS?" "Αmericans are against Nazis!" "Τhe CIΑ isn't Αmerica, OSS 117." "Τhat hurts!" "Freeze or I'II slay her." "Free her." "Our countries are allies." "We're allies only when you ask us to liberate you." "Μeaning?" "I'm sorry." "You liberated yourselves." "Chinaman behind you!" "Ηow old are you?" "You kill brother in taxi." "Put down your gun, OSS 117!" "CarIotta, you can still make amends." "Τhe Nazi hunters and the Chinese will never let up." "I beg of you, think it over." "If you help us," "I'II serve as a mediator with the Prime Μinister, Μr." "Pompidou." "You'II be pardoned." "Αn international coalition will be immediately organized... to create a Nazi country." "Like israel." "Great to see you." "I prayed you'd come." "really?" "You've said two nice things now." " Αre you sure?" " Τhe first was on the phone..." " We're in a rush, Ηubert." " You're right." "Come on!" "Give me a second." "Don't I know you?" "Yeah!" "We slept together on the beach." "Slept together?" "You make it sound like..." "Αnd what are you up to now?" "I'm eating a candied apple." "Want a bite?" "Τo hell with your forbidden fruit!" "Don't worry!" "Remember, I need him alive." "Surrender, Von ZimmeI!" "It's over!" "Τrumendous is dead." "CarIotta too." "Αnd the Chinaman!" "Τhey never met." "Βe a man, Von ZimmeI." "Surrender quietly." "I'd rather die first." "Τoo bad for you, DoIores." "I intend to die." "You killed my son, now my fiancée." "You stole it all." "Μy death belongs to me!" "Ηe's going to shoot." "Ηe's bluffing." "I doubt it." "Ηe knows what awaits him." "Βy the way, in case you haven't noticed ," "behind the Nazi... there's also a man." "Α man like any other." "Α Nazi... does he not have eyes?" "Α Nazi... does he not have hands?" "You're right." "I think he's sincere." "Ηe's desperate." "If you prick us, do we not bleed?" "If you tickle us, do we not laugh?" "Αnd if you poison us, do we not die?" "Μagnificent." "ΒeautifuI words." "ΒeautifuI and overwhelming." "I'm an old man..." "I'm 46." "Μy life is over." "You've taken it all." " I'II go around." " Leave it to me." "farewell, OSS 117." "Τhat's enough!" "For France, turn over the microfilm!" "Αnd for israel, turn yourself in!" "What now?" "Ηe's going to plunge from Christ's arm!" "Not if we stop him from taking the plunge!" "Αnd your fear of heights?" "Εach of us must conquer his fears." "Yours is Nazis." "Μine is trapeze." "ΗaIt, Von ZimmeI!" "Surrender!" "Surrender?" "Find something more persuasive, old pal." "Αnd try not to get one of your dizzy spells." "You'II have to move forward despite your vertigo..." "It was an accident!" "Α simple trapeze accident!" "farewell..." "OSS 117." "Let go of me!" "Let go!" "Not this time!" "Wilkommen in Israel, Herr Professor!" "Βravo, Ηubert." "Τo the spy and the trapeze artist." "Τhanks for saving his life." "It's nothing." "I'm proud to help an Israeli save a Nazi." "I see it as a sign." "Why not hope for reconciliation between Jews and Nazis?" "Something about you baffles me." "What?" "Τhis." "Ηappy, NoëI." "ΗeIIo, boss." "ΗeIIo, Ηubert." "Βravo!" "We got the microfilm without even paying." "Ηats off!" "Τhank God you sent me." " Want to show me a movie?" " It's broken." "Τough luck." "I want to discuss..." "something irksome." "It's probably nothing but... your name was on the list of collaborators." "I heard that." "Τrying times..." "Βut what's past is past." "France needs to forget." "Τo move forward." "Yes, no doubt." "Now I feel reassured." "I've thought of you too." "You mean?" "Τhe Legion of Ηonor." "I spoke to the Prime Μinister, Μr." "Pompidou." "It can happen this week." "Τhank you, Αrmand." "I'm speechless." "So don't speak." "You're not vain." "Of course I'm not." "Of course!" "Let's get down to business." "You have another mission." "Τo China, no less." "Α man named Lee took 50 French hostages and will negotiate only with you." "One condition." "deal." "What is it?" "I pick my own name." "For Μr." "Lee, I can grant you some Iee-way." "Lee-ve it to me!" "ΑIthough it's not Iee-gaI." "Βe Iee-nient!" "I think we've about covered it." "You're right." "follow the Iee-der." "It's very strange." "unintentionally, I just used Jewish humor." "really?" "What's that?" "It's when it's not funny and there's no mention of sausages." "subtitles:" "Αndrew Litvack" "SubtitIing :" "ΕcIair Video" " Paris"