"¶ I'M WISHING ON A STAR" "¶ TO FOLLOW WHERE YOU ARE" "¶ I'M WISHING ON A DREAM" "¶ TO FOLLOW WHAT IT MEANS" "¶ AND I WISH ON ALL THE RAINBOWS ¶" "¶ THAT I'VE SEEN" "¶ I WISH ON ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY DREAM ¶" "¶ I'M WISHING ON A STAR" "¶ TO FOLLOW WHERE YOU ARE." "Girl:" "MY NAME IS VIRGINIA AND I LIVE ON THE EDGE OF THE FOREST." "( chuckling ):" "WELL, KIND OF." "MY DAD'S A JANITOR." "THAT'S HOW WE GOT TO HAVE AN APARTMENT" "ON THE EDGE OF CENTRAL PARK." "AND YOU MIGHT THINK THAT THE FACT" "THAT I STILL LIVE WITH MY DAD IS A BIT SAD AND..." "WELL, YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT..." "OH!" "BUT, I DON'T KNOW, I'M ALL HE'S GOT, REALLY" "AND I'M SORT OF PERMANENTLY" "BETWEEN BOYFRIENDS AT THE MOMENT." "SO, YOU KNOW..." "I'M JUST A WAITRESS AT THE GRILL ON THE PARK" "BUT ONE DAY, I'M GOING TO FIND A PARTNER" "AND OPEN A RESTAURANT OF MY OWN." "ALL I NEED'S A GOOD MAN WHO'S INTERESTED IN FOOD." "DID YOU SEE THIS?" "THIS HAS BEEN CHEWED." "IT'S NOT MY JOB." "THIS IS AN ELECTRICIAN'S JOB, BUT WHO GETS TO DO IT?" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "TO WORK, DAD, LIKE I DO EVERY DAY." "OH." "UH, ON THE WAY BACK..." "USE THE STAIRS." "JUST IN CASE." "( cawing loudly )" "WHO'S THERE?" "SO, WHERE EXACTLY ARE WE GOING?" "TO BEANTOWN, IN THE SOUTHWEST CORNER OF YOUR KINGDOM, SIR." "YOU'RE ACCEPTING" "THE THRONE THAT THE CRAFTSMAN THERE" "HAVE MADE FOR YOUR CORONATION." "WELL, IS IT MUCH FURTHER?" "CAN'T WE STOP AND GO HUNTING OR SOMETHING?" "VERY SHORTLY, SIR." "WE MUST MAKE A BRIEF STOP" "AT THE SNOW WHITE MEMORIAL PRISON." "( sighs )" "I HATE THESE OUTER PROVINCES." "THE PEOPLE ARE SO COMMON." "YOUR STEPMOTHER HAS APPLIED FOR PAROLE AGAIN" "WHICH WE WILL, OF COURSE, TURN DOWN." "OH..." "IT'S SIMPLY A ROUTINE COURTESY VISIT." "STOP IT!" "YOU'RE PATHETIC." "CALL YOURSELVES TROLLS?" "YOU MAKE ME ASHAMED." "SORRY, DAD." "SORRY, DAD." "IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN." "THIS IS THE LAST TIME I COME AND RESCUE YOU." "DAD, TAKE OFF THE MAGIC SHOES." "I CAN HANDLE THEM." "( groaning )" "Father:" "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M STARTING TO THINK?" "THAT THE ONLY KIND OF PEOPLE" "THEY WANT IN THIS COUNTRY" "ARE GUYS LIKE ME." "YOU KNOW, GUYS WHO WILL WORK FOR SCRAPS, DO SIX JOBS..." "BASICALLY, BEND OVER AND TAKE IT." "WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING, DARLING?" "TEN, 15 YEARS TOPS" "THIS COUNTRY IS FINISHED AS A DEMOCRACY." "AS A CARING SOCIETY, WHERE PEOPLE DO THINGS FOR EACH OTHER" "WE'RE DONE, WE'RE FINISHED" "WE ARE OUT OF HERE." "YOUR BARBECUE RIBS ARE ON TOP OF THE MICROWAVE." "( bell dings )" "TONY" "I HAVE BEEN CALLING THIS ELEVATOR FOR THE LAST HALF HOUR." "I THOUGHT YOU FIXED IT." "I DID, SIR, BUT IT'S BROKEN AGAIN." "DON'T TAKE ALL NIGHT." "YOU'VE GOT TO LOOK AT THAT BOILER." "IT'S DRIVING EVERYBODY CRAZY." "THERE'S AIR IN THE PIPES." "THE WHOLE SYSTEM'S GOT TO BE DRAINED AND BLED." "Tony:" "YES, SIR." "I JUST HAVE TO FIX THE LEAK IN NUMBER NINE" "AND THEN I'M ON IT." "TONY, I AM ONLY GOING TO TELL YOU THIS ONCE." "THERE ARE AN AWFUL LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE" "WHO WOULD LOVE YOUR JOB" "AN AWFUL LOT OF PEOPLE." "YES, SIR." "DRAIN THE SYSTEM..." "I'D LIKE TO DRAIN HIS SYSTEM." "BYE, DADDY." "Tony:" "OH, OH, OH, LISTEN." "DON'T GO THROUGH THE PARK." "PROMISE?" "YUP." "YOU GOT A COAT?" "YOU'RE GOING TO GET COLD." "OH, WHAT DID YOU FIX ME FOR DINNER?" "!" "Woman:" "WAIT!" "COME TO ME." "( snorting )" "WELL, THIS IS MARVELOUS, ISN'T IT?" "NOT EXACTLY THE RED CARPET TREATMENT." "I'M SURE THEY WON'T HAVE FORGOTTEN" "ABOUT OUR VISIT, YOUR MAJESTY." "CHECK IT OUT!" "OH, YOU WERE RIGHT." ""MAXIMUM SECURITY."" "WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE!" "DAD, NO ONE'S EVER ALLOWED IN THERE." "THIS IS WHERE THEY KEEP THE QUEEN." "THIS IS REALLY BAD." "NO, DAD, DAD, PLEASE." "THIS COULD BE A TRAP." "DAD, DON'T." "NO, DAD!" "Woman:" "OPEN THE DOOR." "OPEN THE DOOR" "TO EVERYTHING YOU DESIRE." "GILES?" "GILES?" "HELLO?" "GILES!" "HELLO, PRINCEY!" "( laughing )" "DID THAT HURT?" "I'D LIKE" "YOU TO MEET MY SISTER." "NOW, HE'S MINE." "I GET THE FIRST SHOT." "YOU WERE FIRST LAST TIME." "I ALWAYS GET THE FIRST..." "Woman:" "ENOUGH!" "YOU'RE A LONG WAY FROM YOUR CASTLE, WENDELL." "PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED THERE." "MY SILLY LITTLE STEPSON." "YOU..." "YOU..." "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS." "ON THE CONTRARY." "I THINK THAT YOU WILL BEG AT MY FEET FOR FOOD." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?" "THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL KIND OF DOG." "THIS IS A MAGICAL DOG." "I HOPE YOU LIKE DOGS, WENDELL." "YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AS ONE." "( laughing )" "( barking )" "COME, COME, PRINCE WENDELL" "YOU DON'T GREET PEOPLE ON ALL FOURS" "DO YOU?" "( troll laughing )" "Troll:" "GET HIM!" "BRING HIM BACK TO ME" "ALIVE!" "WE'LL GET HIM." "HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "HE CAN'T ESCAPE." "WE'RE IN A PRISON." "Queen:" "WELL, YOUR HIGHNESS..." "JUST WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?" "WH-WH-WH-WH..." "WHERE'S MY TAIL GONE?" "Virginia:" "I GUESS YOU GET TO A CERTAIN AGE" "AND YOU REALIZE THAT NOTHING EXCITING" "IS EVER GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU." "MAYBE THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS." "YOU KNOW, MAYBE SOME PEOPLE JUST HAVE QUIET LIVES." "( prisoners shouting )" "Man:" "GIVE US SOME FOOD, SAY." "I HAVEN'T HAD ANY FOOD SINCE YESTERDAY." "LET US OUT." "COME ON-- JUST GIVE US THE KEY." "LET US OUT." "YOU." "HELLO." "WHAT ARE YOU?" "ME?" "A VERY, VERY FINE CHAP..." "DO NOT MAKE ME ASK AGAIN." "I'M A..." "SHH..." "HALF-WOLF." "IF I GIVE YOU YOUR FREEDOM" "YOU MUST AGREE TO SERVE ME WITHOUT QUESTION." "OH, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER." "I AM YOUR WOLF." ""LOYALTY" IS MY MIDDLE NAME." "I'VE TURNED PRINCE WENDELL INTO A DOG." "GOOD IDEA." "FIND HIM BEFORE THE TROLLS." "OH..." "TROLLS!" "WAIT!" "GIVE YOUR WILL TO ME." "BE MINE" "TO SUMMON AND CONTROL." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "YEAH." "( grunting )" "( barks )" "Wolf:" "HUFF..." "PUFF." "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "OH...!" "OH!" "WOW!" "Troll 1:" "SUCK AN ELF!" "WHERE ARE WE?" "WOW." "WOW, GET A LOOK AT THAT." "THIS ISN'T PART OF THE NINE KINGDOMS." "THIS IS A MAGICAL PLACE." "LOOK AT ALL THOSE LIGHTS!" "Troll 2:" "THEY MUST GO THROUGH A TON OF CANDLES!" "Troll 3:" "MAYBE WE SHOULD CLAIM THIS KINGDOM!" "THAT'S A SENSATIONAL IDEA." "LET'S GRAB IT BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES." "I HEREBY" "CLAIM THIS LAND" "AND ALL ITS INHABITANTS" "IN THE NAME OF THE TROLL NATION." "HENCEFORTH, IT SHALL BE KNOWN AS..." "WHAT SHALL WE CALL IT?" "( gasping )" "THE TENTH KINGDOM!" "AH." "All:" "THE TENTH KINGDOM!" "IN A MONTH, I WILL HAVE CRUSHED THE HOUSE OF WHITE." "I WILL HAVE WENDELL'S CASTLE AND HIS KINGDOM" "AND FOR HELPING ME TO ESCAPE" "YOU MAY HAVE HALF HIS KINGDOM TO RULE." "HALF THE FOURTH KINGDOM-- BUT IT'S HUGE." "WHAT'S YOUR PLAN?" "WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?" "SIMPLY ALLOW ME THE USE OF YOUR CHILDREN" "UNTIL THEY'VE CAPTURED THE PRINCE FOR ME." "THAT'S ALL?" "TELL NO ONE WHAT YOU'VE SEEN, OF COURSE." "DO I GET TO CHOOSE..." "WHICH HALF OF THE KINGDOM I WANT?" "( moaning softly )" "( moaning )" "OH, MY GOD, I'VE KILLED IT." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "OH, I'M SORRY." "( whimpers )" "WHERE'S YOUR MASTER?" "HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A COLLAR?" "( trolls grumbling in distance )" "COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "( grunts )" "Troll 2:" "AH..." "( gasping )" "HELLO." "( grunting )" "( laughing )" "( footsteps approaching )" "OH, MY WALLET." "( sighs )" "Troll 2:" "LOOK AT THIS." "IT'S NOT EVEN LEATHER." "ARE THERE ANY OTHER SHOES IN HERE?" "WHAT'S THIS?" "( groaning )" "( grunts )" "¶ ..." "Night fever, night fever" "¶ We know how to do it..." "MORE MAGIC." "( faintly ):" "¶ Night fever, night fever... ( distant howling )" "( distant siren wailing )" "( howling continuing )" "NO." "VIRGINIA, JUST LEAVE." "GO." "( barks )" "( grunting )" "THERE." "THERE'S BEEN AN INCIDENT." "AHA!" "LOOKEE LOOK." "DOG HAIRS." "AH, CALFSKIN" "NICEY NICE..." "SQUEAKY CLEAN." "( growling savagely )" ""IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO VIRGINIA LEWIS" "APARTMENT 2006, NUMBER TWO EAST EIGHTY-ONEST STREET."" ""EIGHTY-ONEST STREET"? "EIGHTY-ONEST STREET"?" "YEAH, THAT'S WHAT IT SAYS, "EIGHTY-ONEST."" "HOW ABOUT THIS WAY?" "COME ON, LET'S GO!" "COME ON, LET'S GO." "( panting )" "( sniffing deeply )" "( exhales ecstatically )" "( gasps )" "MEAT!" "( growling softly )" "( music playing softly )" "( people chatting )" "HI." "Woman:" "OH, AND WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, HUH?" "I'VE BEEN COVERING FOR YOU." "THANK YOU." "YOUR HEAD..." "YOU'RE BLEEDING." "I SMASHED MY BIKE AND I LOST MY WALLET" "AND I'VE PICKED UP A NEW BOYFRIEND." "OH... ( laughing )" "WELL, HELLO." "I HIT HIM WITH MY BIKE" "BUT I DON'T THINK HE'S HURT." "HE'S NOT BLEEDING OR ANYTHING." "WHAT'S HIS NAME?" "I DON'T KNOW." "HE DOESN'T HAVE A COLLAR." "UH-HUH..." "COME ON, LET'S SEE, HUH?" "YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCE TO ME, HUH?" "YES." "HELLO, PRINCE." "HELLO." "HELLO." "( music playing softly )" "( footsteps approaching )" "OH... ( snarling )" "( growling softly )" "TASTY." "REMEMBER WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR." "FIND THE PRINCE." "FIND THE PRINCE." "BUT HUFF PUFF..." "A WOLF'S GOT TO EAT, HASN'T HE?" "CAN'T WORK ON AN EMPTY STOMACH." "HELLO." "( sniffing )" "( gasping ):" "I SMELL DOG!" "WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT?" "WORK AND PLEASURE COMBINED." "ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN STAY IN HERE" "AND I'LL CHECK ON YOU WHEN I CAN." "DON'T MAKE A NOISE OR YOU'LL GET ME THE SACK." "( barks )" "SHH!" "( whispering ):" "QUIET OR I'LL PUT YOU OUTSIDE." "Woman:" "SO, THE SPECIALS ARE" "Wolf:" "LAMB?" "!" "LAMB..." "NEW SEASON'S LAMB, I HOPE" " YOUNG AND JUICY" "AND FROLICKING PROVOCATIVELY" "IN THE FIELDS, BOUNCING UP AND DOWN" "WITH SOFT, FLUFFY WOOL." "( gasps )" "STOP IT." "PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER." "SOME SHEPHERDESS" "NOT REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THE FLOCK" "PROBABLY ASLEEP, IF I KNOW LITTLE GIRLS..." "WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO EAT HER." "( chuckles )" "NOT IF THERE'S A LAMB FILET" "OR A NICE FAT RACK OF CHOPS!" "I'M NOT GREEDY!" "WELL, I AM GREEDY." "I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST SAID THAT." "I HAVE A SUBSTANTIAL APPETITE." "BORN TO GORGE..." "THAT'S ME." "( horn honking )" "( yells )" "SUCK AN ELF!" "( horns honking )" "( grunting )" "Troll 1:" "ALL RIGHT." "( brakes squealing )" "( glass breaking )" "( radiator hissing )" "( yelling )" "( hissing louder )" "OUR CARRIAGE IS HERE." "( laughing )" "( music playing softly )" "OKAY." "Wolf:" "NO, NO!" "SORRY, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?" "RARE IMPLIES" "DANGEROUSLY COOKED!" "WHEN I SAY, "RARE"" "I MEAN, JUST" "LET IT LOOK AT THE OVEN IN TERROR" "THEN, BRING IT OUT TO ME!" "NO FRIES, NO VEGETABLES" "JUST MEAT!" "RED..." "AS A YOUNG GIRL'S FIRST BLUSH." "OH, I'M SORRY." "I MISSED THAT." "I'LL HAVE A JUG OF MARGARITA, A DIET COLA AND TWO BEERS, OKAY?" "( Prince Wendell barking )" "AND MY WIFE WILL HAVE..." "I'M SORRY, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "SHE'LL HAVE A DOUBLE, BIG... ( dishes clattering )" "Man:" "...COLD PLATES!" "ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT" "I'M TAKING YOU OUTSIDE." "( sighs )" "( chuckles )" "OKAY, CANDY, VERY FUNNY." "YOU CAN COME OUT." "I SUPPOSE" "YOU WROTE THAT, EH?" "( barks )" "BARK ONCE." "( barks )" "( chuckling ):" "OKAY..." "BARK TWICE." "( barks twice )" "( shrieks )" "OKAY, SO, YOU GOT THE LAMB SPECIAL" "AND SIX GLASSES OF WARM MILK?" "YEAH." "OKAY." "OH, OH, OH, OH!" "UH-HUH?" "I ALMOST FORGOT." "UH..." "I'M LOOKING FOR THIS LOVELY LADY" "WHO, UH, FOUND MY DOGGIE." "OH, SO, IT'S YOURS." "OH..." "I'LL TELL VIRGINIA." "SHE'S OUT BACK." "CAN YOU..." "UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING I'M SAYING?" "( barks )" "S-STOP IT!" "WELL, WHO'S IN DANGER?" "BOTH OF US?" "( barks )" "WHOA." "JUST WAIT A MINUTE." "OH, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE." "UH..." "UM..." "SHE MUST'VE GONE HOME, YOU KNOW?" "MAYBE SHE HURT HERSELF WHEN SHE FELL." "OH..." "POOR LITTLE SAUSAGE." "WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE SHE LIVES?" "THAT WAY, I CAN THANK HER." "UH..." "WELL, I..." "I CAN'T TELL YOU WHERE SHE LIVES." "YOU KNOW, UM, I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE." "OH..." "OH..." "YOU CAN TELL ME." "( snarls )" "( distant siren wailing )" "THIS IS MY STOP." "YOU GOT TO GO NOW." "( sighs )" "OKAY, YOU CAN JUST STAY ONE NIGHT" "AND, THEN, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN." "DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" "( barks )" "I'VE GONE CRAZY." "HOW CAN I BE TALKING TO A DOG?" "( barking )" "YES, I HAVE." "DON'T TRY AND REASSURE ME." "( snoring softly )" "THAT'S MRS. GRAVES FROM NEXT DOOR..." "AND HER HUSBAND..." "AND THEIR SON ERIC." "( barking )" "( sighing incredulously )" "WHAT'S HAPPENED TO THEM?" "( elevator bell dings )" "( elevator doors creaking )" "WAIT HERE." "( barks ) SHH!" "WAIT." "I'M GOING TO GO SEE IF DAD'S ALL RIGHT." "( elevator bell dings )" "( door creaking continuing )" "( whispering ):" "DAD." "DAD." "WAKE UP." "( door closes )" "Troll 1:" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "LOOK." "HERE THEY ARE." "( sighing admiringly )" "SOFT COW." "NICEY NICE." "( troll growling )" "Troll 2:" "WALK THE CAT WALK." "( chuckling )" "HELLO THERE, GIRLIE." "THESE SHOES..." "THEY'VE BEEN" "VERY BADLY CARED FOR." "THEY'RE-THEY'RE SCUFFED, AN-AND CRACKED" "AND NEGLECTED." "( crashing )" "YOU HAVE NICE SHOES" "AND SO TINY." "WE HAVE HUNDREDS OF PAIRS" "AT HOME." "SO, WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT." "Virginia:" "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE DONE" "TO MY DAD?" "AW, HE'S JUST SLEEPING." "HIT HIM WITH A BIT OF TROLL DUST, THAT'S ALL." ""TROLL DUST"?" "I AM BURLY THE TROLL" "FEARED THROUGHOUT THE NINE KINGDOMS." "Troll 3:" "I AM" "BLABBERWORT THE TROLL, DREADED THROUGHOUT" "THE NINE KINGDOMS." "Troll 2:" "AND I AM" "BLUEBELL THE TROLL" "TERRIFIED THROUGHOUT THE NINE KINGDOMS." "( yelling )" "( gasps )" "( crackling )" "Burly:" "SO..." "WHERE IS HE?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "Blabberwort:" "PRINCE WENDELL." "WHO?" "THE DOG." "( yelling and gasping )" "WE ARE GOING TO COUNT TO THREE" "AND, THEN, WE ARE GOING TO MAKE YOU" "INTO A PAIR OF SHOES." "ONE..." "I'LL CUT THE SHOES." "TWO..." "I WILL SHAPE THE SHOES." "THREE..." "I WILL STICK..." "ALL RIGHT!" "ALL RIGHT!" "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE HE IS." "HE'S..." "HERE." "HE-HE'S JUST, UH..." "OUTSIDE." "Burly:" "SHOW US!" "TAKE US TO HIM." "( groaning )" "GO THROUGH THE DOOR!" "BE CAREFUL!" "SHUT UP, BLUEBELL!" "( elevator bell dings )" "WHERE IS HE?" "( bell dinging continuing )" "HE'S HIDING..." "UH..." "BEHIND THOSE DOORS." "( grunting )" "( yelling )" "( gasping )" "Burly:" "THAT ROOM WAS NOT THERE" "A MOMENT AGO." "YOU ARE CRAFTY." "THERE'S NO ONE" "IN HERE!" "OH, YES, HE'S HERE." "I'M..." "I-I'M JUST GOING TO OPERATE THE SECRET DOOR" "AND SHOW YOU WHERE HE'S HIDING." "NO!" "( yelling )" "IT'S A TRICK!" "( screaming )" "SUCK AN ELF!" "( yelling )" "OPEN UP!" "ALL RIGHT, COME ON." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "DAD'LL BE ALL RIGHT." "I THINK IT'S YOU THEY'RE AFTER." "( knocking )" "( snoring )" "( knocking continues )" "OH, WHATEVER IT IS, GO AWAY." "GOOD EVENING!" "TROLLS HAVE BEEN" "TO VISIT YOU FIRST, I SEE." "NO MATTER!" "TONIGHT AND TONIGHT ONLY" "I AM AUTHORIZED TO MAKE YOU A UNIQUE OFFER." "NAMELY, THE END" "TO ALL YOUR PERSONAL AND FINANCIAL PROBLEMS." "HEY, HOLD IT A SECOND." "TAKE ANOTHER STEP, I'M CALLING THE COPS." "IT'S PRIVATE PROPERTY." "UNDER THE TERMS OF THIS POLICY" "I AM, IN EXCHANGE FOR INFORMATION" "AS TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF YOUR DAUGHTER" "ABLE TO OFFER YOU THIS MAGIC BEAN" "WHICH, ONCE EATEN, WILL GIVE YOU SIX" "GLORIOUS WISHES." "( whooshing )" "IS THIS HER?" "THIS CAN'T BE HER." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "OH, SHE'S SUCCULENT!" "WHAT A DREAMY, CREAMY GIRL!" "( whimpering )" "( whimpering )" "( howling )" "( fiercely ):" "TASTY, OR WHAT?" "( all grunting rhythmically )" "( all yelling )" "( fierce yelling )" "( exhausted sigh )" "I'VE BEEN THINKING BACK OVER THE YEARS" "AND I FEEL THIS IS QUITE THE WORST SPELL WE HAVE EVER BEEN PUT UNDER!" "WE'VE HAD SOME STINKERS BUT NOTHING LIKE THIS." "SHE'S A POWERFUL LITTLE WITCH, THAT ONE." "I THINK..." "WE MIGHT BE IN HER POCKET." "HMM?" "WHAT?" "I THINK" "SHE MIGHT HAVE SHRUNK US AND PUT US IN A MATCHBOX" "IN HER POCKET." "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "YOU'RE FALLING TO PIECES." "GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF." "HOW CAN WE BE IN A MATCHBOX, YOU IDIOT?" "WHERE ARE ALL THE MATCHES?" "( soft boinging )" "WHAT THE HELL'S IT DOING?" "SIX..." "BIG WISHES." "IMAGINE HAVING ANYTHING" "YOU DESIRE." "AND FROM THE LOOK OF YOUR MODEST SURROUNDINGS" "I'M SURE THERE ARE MANY THINGS THAT YOU'D LOVE TO CHANGE." "I..." "OH..." "WELL, YOU KNOW, I WOULD..." "UH..." "JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF MY APARTMENT" "ALL RIGHT?" "( growls )" "WELL..." "THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT?" "NO!" "NO..." "IT'S A STANDARD MULTIPLE-WISHES DEAL" "SIX WISHES;" "NO GOING BACK ON WISHES ONCE MADE;" "NO MAKING FIVE WISHES AND WISHING FOR ANOTHER THOUSAND." "NOW, COME ON, IS THAT A FAIR DEAL" "OR WHAT?" "NOW..." "WHERE..." "IS YOUR..." "LOVELY DAUGHTER?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT HER FOR?" "SIMPLY TO RECLAIM MY LITTLE DOGGY" "WHICH SHE FOUND EARLIER." "DOG?" "THERE'S EVEN A REWARD INVOLVED" "WHICH I INTEND TO GIVE HER PERSONALLY." "( sighs )" "IF SHE'S NOT AT WORK" "SHE'LL BE AT MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S." "OOH." "SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO TURN VIRGINIA AGAINST ME." "DOES THIS MOTHER-IN-LAW LIKE, UH, FLOWERS?" "SHE LIKES MONEY." "THAT'S THE ONLY THING THAT IMPRESSES HER." "ADDRESS, PLEASE." "IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE." "WAIT." "HOLD ON A SECOND." "HOW LONG DOES THIS TAKE TO WORK?" "OH, DON'T WORRY-- THE FIRST THREE HOURS..." "ARE THE WORST." "( sighs )" "ANYTHING I WANT, HUH?" "( snorts )" "OOH..." "'KAY." "ALL RIGHT..." "FOR MY FIRST WISH... ( stomach grumbling deeply )" "FOR MY F..." "FOR MY F... ( grumbling continues )" "( groaning in pain )" "Virginia:" "HELLO?" "Grandma:" "WHO IS IT?" "IT'S ONLY ME, GRANDMA." "HI." "( laughing ):" "FOR A MOMENT THERE" "I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR MOTHER." "( laughs )" "WELL, I'M SORRY TO DISAPPOINT YOU." "WOULD YOU MIND IF I STAYED THE NIGHT TONIGHT?" "YOU KNOW, SHE'LL COME BACK ONE DAY." "SHE'LL JUST..." "SWAN IN WITHOUT A WORD." "YOU DON'T THINK SHE COULD BE IN ASPEN, DO YOU?" "SHE ALWAYS LOVED THE SNOW." "( laughing ):" "WELL..." "I THINK SHE WOULD HAVE COME BACK BY NOW." "I DON'T KNOW, 14 YEARS IS A LONG TIME FOR APRES-SKI." "DON'T BE CHEAP, DEAR." "( Prince barking )" "( little dog barking )" "GOD..." "WHAT'S THAT?" "THIS IS A STRAY I PICKED UP TODAY." "WELL, JUST KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ROLAND." "HE'S PROBABLY GOT FLEAS." "AW, YOU DON'T HAVE FLEAS." "DO YOU HAVE FLEAS?" "NO." "SHH." "SHH." "( Roland barking )" "THANKS." "YOU KNOW" "YOU COULD STILL BE SOMETHING IN SOCIETY, VIRGINIA." "I HAVE CONNECTIONS, YOU KNOW." "YOUR MOTHER'S DEBUT AT THE RITZ CARLTON" "WAS..." "AH..." "A CORONATION." "AT NINETEEN" "SHE COULD HAVE HAD ANY BACHELOR IN THE WHOLE OF NEW YORK..." "AND WHAT DOES SHE END UP WITH?" "DAD." "DAD." "DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR LIFE THE WAY SHE DID, VIRGINIA." "I CAN SEE THE WHOLE THING HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN." "YOU'RE A WAITRESS, FOR GOD'S SAKES." "WHO ARE YOU GOING TO MEET?" "SOME..." "ELIGIBLE SHORT-ORDER COOK?" "( Virginia laughing )" "NO." "( knocking on door )" "( knocking louder )" "UH..." "SO, OF COURSE" "YOU NEVER FIXED THE PIPES LIKE YOU PROMISED" "THAT I'VE COME TO EXPECT" "BUT THIS!" "I CAN, UM..." "THIS..." "I CAN EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS, AND I'M GOING TO..." "I'LL GET ON IT RIGHT AWAY, MR. MURRAY." "NO." ""I'M GOING TO GET ON IT" IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH." "I WANT YOU AND YOUR DAUGHTER OUT OF THIS APARTMENT TODAY!" "YOU'RE FIRED!" "FIRE..." "FIRED?" "NO, PLEASE, MR. MURRAY..." "WHAT, YOU BIG JERK?" "I WISH YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY" "WOULD KISS MY ASS" "AND BE MY SLAVES FOREVER." "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" "OH, MASTER." "( short laugh )" "Burly:" "HOW LONG DO YOU THINK THIS SPELL WILL LAST?" "IT CAN'T LAST LONG." "100 YEARS?" "AT MOST." "MAYBE ONLY 50." "WELL, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE" "THE MOST OF OUR IMPRISONMENT." "AND AGREE NOT TO EAT" "EACH OTHER." "ABSOLUTELY." "ABSOLUTELY." "WE'LL DO THE HUNDRED YEARS" "AND MAYBE IF WE'RE LUCKY" "WE'LL ONLY HAVE TO DO TWO-THIRDS OF THE SPELL" "AND GET OUT EARLY." "( doorbell rings )" "( gasps )" "OH." "I..." "THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE." "I DO APOLOGIZE." "I WAS LOOKING FOR VIRGINIA'S GRANDMOTHER." "I AM SHE." "THAT CANNOT BE." "HER YOUNG SISTER, PERHAPS." "HER MOTHER" "PERHAPS." "BUT HER GRANDMOTHER?" "PAH!" "YOU ARE A..." "DAZZLING BEAUTY." "OH." "WELL, I, I DON'T HAVE MY MAKEUP ON" "OR ANYTHING YET." "MAY I COME IN?" "I HAVE FLOWERS." "YEAH, BUT WHO ARE YOU?" "I AM VIRGINIA'S SUITOR." "HER BETROTHED." "BETROTHED?" "SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A FIANCE." "HOW LIKE HER." "HOW MODEST." "MOST GIRLS WOULD BRAG AND BOAST" "ABOUT DATING THE HEIR TO AN ENORMOUS FORTUNE" "BUT NOT VIRGINIA." "OH, WELL, DO COME IN." "I'LL, I'LL JUST GO AND GET DRESSED." "OF COURSE." "GET DRESSED." "( humming )" "OKAY, WISH MASTER, GIVE ME A NEVER-ENDING SUPPLY OF BEER." "TWO?" "YOU CALL THAT A WILD NIGHT WHERE YOU COME FROM?" "OH!" "HEY, OH, MURRAY!" "MURRAY!" "MURRAY!" "YOU GOT TO SEE THIS." "THE REFRIGERATOR, IT JUST KEEPS GO..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'M WORRIED THAT THEY'RE NOT CLEAN ENOUGH, MASTER." "SHALL I LICK YOUR SHOES AGAIN?" "LET ME SEE YOUR TONGUE." "ALL RIGHT, FIVE MORE MINUTES." "HOW IS YOUR MOTHER COMING WITH THAT DOOR?" "OH, UH..." "AL-ALMOST DONE NOW, MASTER." "JUST HURRY..." "STOP." "NO, NO." "ONCE WAS ENOUGH." "HERE." "OPEN THIS." "WHAT SHALL I WISH FOR" "NEXT?" "I WISH..." "I WISH I HAD SOMETHING THAT WOULD CLEAN THIS APARTMENT" "ALL BY ITSELF, AND I WOULD NEVER HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER." "( whirring )" "OH, HERE WE GO." "( gasping )" "( laughing )" "HERE WE GO." "CLEAN, CLEAN" "CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN, CLEAN." "CLEAN." "AW, I GOT TO GET THIS CLEAN." "OH, OH, LOOK HERE." "OH, THERE'S DUST ALL OVER THE FLOOR." "PICK IT UP." "PICK IT UP." "PICK IT UP." "OH, HERE'S SOME OVER HERE." "HERE'S SOME MORE." "OH...!" "( muffled shrieking )" "I AM SO BAD." "I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS." "OH, STILL..." "I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD LOOK BETTER" "SURROUNDED BY POTATOES." "WHERE'S THE GARLIC?" "THE ROSEMARY?" "OH!" "WHAT DO I HAVE TO WORK WITH HERE?" "!" "THREE-YEAR-OLD DRIED HERBS?" "( groaning )" "AH!" "YOU'RE NOT GOING" "TO FIT IN THE OVEN, ARE YOU?" "NOT IN ONE PIECE, ANYWAY." "¶ SHEPHERDESS" "¶ MAKES GREATNESS" "¶ THE LITTLE LAMBS ARE LONELY" "¶ SHEPHERDESS... ( gasping )" "OH, WHAT AM I DOING?" "I SHOULD UNTIE YOU." "HMM." "OH, A POOR OLD LADY" "FRIGHTENED OUT OF HER WITS." "I SHOULD UNTIE YOU..." "BUT FIRST I'LL PUT A DOLLOP OF FAT" "IN THE OVEN TRAY." "Virginia:" "GRANDMOTHER?" "OH!" "OH..." "GUESTS ARE UP." "BREAKFAST ISN'T READY." "GRANDMOTHER?" "Falsetto voice:" "IN HERE, DARLING." "( knocking )" "GRANDMOTHER?" "Falsetto voice:" "IN HERE, DARLING." "GOOD MORNING." "DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE OR TOAST" "OR SOMETHING?" "HMM?" "( whimpering )" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "YOU GOT A COLD?" "( whimpering )" "GRANDMA?" "SURPRISE!" "OH, BOY!" "YOU'RE FANTASTIC." "YOUR PICTURE DOESN'T" "DO YOU JUSTICE." "WOW!" "OH, NO." "HOW DID THIS GET HERE?" "NO." "NO..." "OH, NO." "BY THE WAY, WHERE IS THE DOG?" "SLEEPING IN IF I KNOW ROYALTY." "OH, YOU SMELL GREAT." "I'VE HAD LITTLE TEASERS OF YOUR SCENT BEFORE, VIRGINIA" "BUT IN THE FLESH...." "AH!" "PERFUMES ARE NOT FOR ME, NO." "I RESPOND FAVORABLY" "TO THE AUDACITY OF A WOMAN" "WHO FLAUNTS HER OWN AROMA, AND YOU, VIRGINIA" "YOU SMELL LIKE SUNDAY LUNCH." "YOU KEEP AWAY FROM ME." "OH, BEAUTIFUL EYES, BEAUTIFUL TEETH." "ALL THE RIGHT STUFF IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES." "NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, I AM IN LOVE." "MMM..." "LET ME PUT YOUR MIND AT REST." "NOW THAT I'VE SEEN YOU" "EATING YOU IS OUT OF THE QUESTION." "NOT EVEN ON THE MENU." "OH, NOW, I KNOW THIS IS GOING TO COME OUT OF THE BLUE" "BUT HOW ABOUT A DATE?" "WE'VE STARTED BADLY" "BUT I TAKE ALL THE BLAME FOR THAT." "COME ON, GIVE US A CHANCE." "PLEASE." "OOH!" "OH, YOU ARE ONE DYNAMIC LADY." "THERE'S NO QUESTION THAT... ( howling )" "( sighing )" "( faint shrieking )" "( shrieking )" "OH, MY GOD." "GRANDMOTHER!" "OUT OF MY WAY." "OUT OF MY WAY." "WORK, WORK, WORK." "Tony:" "NO, NO, NO, NO." "OKAY, OKAY, FINE." "THANK YOU." "THAT'S ENOUGH." "GO." "THANK YOU." "GO DO SOMETHING ELSE." "MM-MM-MM-MM..." "NO." "HEY, GET UP." "GET UP." "GET UP." "LISTEN, YOU'VE ALREADY KISSED ME THREE TIMES TODAY." "LET ME KISS YOU AGAIN, MASTER." "NO!" "GO CLEAN SOMETHING." "YOU'RE RIDICULOUS." "MASTER, OH, WONDERFUL MASTER" "MY WIFE HAS A SURPRISE FOR YOU." "OH, REALLY?" "WELL, I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER." "YOU GO GET ME A BEER." "YES, MASTER." "IT'S MY HUSBAND'S ROLEX OYSTER." "SOLID GOLD." "ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT ONE" "OF THOSE CHEAP IMITATIONS?" "OH, NO, MASTER." "WHOA!" "OH!" "( gasping )" "I BOUGHT IT FOR MY HUSBAND'S 40th BIRTHDAY" "BUT YOU MUST HAVE IT." "ALL OUR POSSESSIONS ARE YOURS NOW." "MURRAY, I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR WIFE OUT" "AND BUY HER SOME UNDERWEAR." "OF COURSE, MASTER!" "HELP YOURSELF!" "Woman:" "MASTER?" "I, UM, I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOMEONE TRAPPED IN THE ELEVATOR." "I CAN HEAR VOICES AND BANGING." "YES, WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED" "BUT I'M NO LONGER MR. FIX-IT" "SO WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR RICH BEHIND OUT THERE" "AND FIX IT YOURSELF?" "AT ONCE, MASTER!" "I THINK WE NEED SOME SPENDING MONEY." "UM, WISH MASTER, HOW ABOUT A MILLION DOLLARS?" "( doorbell rings )" "( gasping excitedly )" "( chuckles )" "( laughing )" "OH, YES, I'M RICH!" "I'M RICH!" "I'M RICH!" "SAY HELLO TO BENNY!" "CAN I HELP YOU?" "OH, I HOPE SO." "I'M VERY CONFUSED." "YOU MUST BE PAUL'S REFERRAL." "HE SAID YOU'D DROP BY TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT." "CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT I'M DOING HERE?" "LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A BIT" "BEFORE WE TACKLE THE BIG QUESTIONS, OKAY?" "YEAH." "BIG QUESTIONS." "NOW I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A WORD" "AND I WANT YOU TO SAY THE FIRST WORD" "THAT COMES INTO YOUR MIND, OKAY?" "GAME, YEAH." "HERE WE GO. "HOME."" "COOKING." ""COWARD."" "CHICKEN!" ""WEDDING."" "CAKE." ""DEAD."" "MEAT!" ""SEXUAL."" "APPETITE." ""LOVE."" "( gasps )" "TO EAT ANYTHING FLUFFY!" "( grunts )" "SORRY." "SORRY." "MORE THAN ONE WORD." "START AGAIN." "Tony:" "YOU KNOW, MURRAY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS." "LISTEN, I WANT EVERYBODY OUT OF HERE" "EXCEPT YOUR WIFE." "I HAD NO IDEA YOU HAD SO MANY RELATIVES." "OF COURSE, MASTER." "( vacuum cleaner munching )" "YOU CAN GO." "BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT, MURRAY." "JUST GOT TO PUCK UP TO THE MASTER." "UH, UH, DON'T PUCKER." "HEY, HEY, CUT THAT OUT." "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA." "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "STOP!" "CLEAN IT UP." "CLEAN IT UP." "CLEAN IT UP." "CLEAN IT UP!" "CLEAN IT UP!" "CLEAN IT UP!" "CLEAN IT UP!" "OH, JEEZ!" "I SAID..." "STOP!" "STOP!" "STOP!" "( sirens wailing )" "( officers yelling )" "Officer:" "UPSTAIRS!" "MOVE IT!" "MOVE IT!" "I CAN'T STOP IT, MASTER!" "THANK YOU!" "THANK YOU, MASTER!" "I'M TRYING!" "IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP, MASTER!" "MASTER, WAIT!" "COME ON!" "PLEASE, LET'S GO!" "( all yelling )" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "MOVE!" "MOVE!" "WAIT A MINUTE!" "WHOA!" "WHAT'S THE MATTER?" "!" "SPREAD 'EM!" "ALL RIGHT!" "WHAT HAVE I DONE?" "!" "BINGO." "LOOKIT HERE." "THE MONEY FROM THE ROBBERY." "NO!" "HOLD ON A SECOND." "NO, NO." "THAT JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF MY DOOR." "I'VE BEEN IN MY APARTMENT ALL DAY." "ALL THESE PEOPLE CAN VOUCH FOR ME, RIGHT?" "All:" "YES, O MASTER." "I'VE BEEN HERE ALL DAY JUST" "HAVING A BEER WITH FRIENDS." "YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE STILL HOLDING BACK." "WHAT IS REALLY TROUBLING YOU?" "OKAY, ALL RIGHT." "ALL RIGHT." "DOC, I MET THIS TERRIFIC GIRL" "AND I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LIKE HER" "BUT THE THING IS THAT..." "GO ON, SAY IT." "SAY IT!" "I'M NOT SURE WHETHER I-I WANT TO LOVE HER" "OR EAT HER." "( growls )" "OH, OH." "OF COURSE, I BLAME MY PARENTS." "THEY WERE BOTH ENORMOUS." "THEY COULDN'T STOP EATING." "EVERY DAY I CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL" "IT WAS, "EAT THIS." "EAT THAT." "EAT HER!"" "YOU SHOULDN'T PUNISH YOURSELF." "OH, I SHOULD." "I SHOULD." "I'M BAD." "I'M SO BAD." "I'VE DONE SO MANY BAD THINGS!" "BUT THAT WASN'T ME, YOU SEE?" "THAT WAS WHEN I WAS A WOLF." "DOC, I WANT TO CHANGE!" "I WANT TO BE A GOOD PERSON." "OH, CAN'T THE LION CUDDLE UP WITH THE LAMB?" "CAN'T THE LEOPARD RUB OUT ALL ITS SPOTS?" "THIS IS THE EXACT SPOT WHERE I FOUND YOU" "SO THIS IS REALLY WHERE WE HAVE TO GO" "OUR SEPARATE WAYS, OKAY?" "( sighs )" "LOOK, I'M NOT THE ADVENTURE TYPE, YOU KNOW?" "I MEAN, I'M A WAITRESS." "THIS JUST REALLY..." "THIS ISN'T MY THING." "WHOEVER THESE PEOPLE ARE WHO WANT YOU" "THEY CAN HAVE YOU." "NO, I GOT TO GO." "GOOD-BYE." "I GOT TO GO." "( whines )" "HERE IS THE READING LIST I STRONGLY RECOMMEND NOW." "OKAY." "WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK AND SEE ME NEXT WEEK?" "OH, BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "I WON'T BE HERE NEXT WEEK." "UH, UH, UH, UH." "YOU'RE NOT GOING" "TO INTIMIDATE ME WITH SUICIDE." "THAT'S BETTER." "OKAY." "Policeman:" "IF YOU COOPERATE" "AND GIVE US THE DEALER'S NAME" "MAYBE I'LL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU." ""DEALER"?" "WHAT DEALER?" "I'M NOT TAKING DRUGS." "YEAH, RIGHT." "YOU DON'T REMEMBER STEALING THE MONEY" "BECAUSE YOU WERE UNDER THE INFLUENCE" "OF THESE MAGIC MUSHROOMS, RIGHT?" ""MAGIC MUSHROOMS"?" "NO, I DIDN'T TAKE..." "WELL, I SWALLOWED THE BEAN, BUT..." "I ALMOST FIXED THE ELEVATOR NOW, MASTER." "WE WILL BREAK THE SPELL." "TRUST ME." "I TRUST YOU." "I TRUST YOU MORE." "NO, I TRUST YOU MORE." "YEAH!" "I TRUST HER MORE." "I TRUST HER!" "I ALWAYS TRUSTED HER!" "SUCK AN ELF!" "( all yelling )" "Burly:" "WE'RE MOVING." "WE'RE GOING DOWN." "IS THAT GOOD OR BAD?" "WE ARE ABOUT TO ENTER THE UNDERWORLD." "PREPARE YOURSELVES." "( bell dings )" "( all yelling )" "THIS ISN'T THE UNDERWORLD, YOU IDIOT!" "THIS IS WHERE WE CAME IN." "MAGIC, INDEED!" "HOW DID SHE DO THAT?" "!" "AH, SUCK AN ELF!" "( Wolf gasps )" "SHEEP!" "SOMETIMES I LIKE SHEEP." "OOH!" "EXCUSE ME." "I NEED EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST" "AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU MIGHT THINK IS USEFUL, PLEASE, MISS?" "( gasps )" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "AND IF MY PLAN IS SUCCESSFUL" "I WILL CERTAINLY INVITE YOU TO THE WEDDING." "THAT'S MINE." "THAT'S MINE, TOO." "Tony:" "HEY, HEY, COULDN'T WE COME TO SOME KIND OF DEAL?" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I CAN GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANTED." "ANYTHING WHATEVER." "I'M SERIOUS." "A HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS, BOATS, CARS, WOMEN." "WHATEVER YOU WANT." "IT WON'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER TRYING TO BRIBE US." "WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE?" "I WISH I COULD ESCAPE FROM THIS POLICE CAR RIGHT NOW." "( chuckling )" "WES, THE BRAKES ARE FAILING." "( horn beeping )" "NO!" ""HOW TO MARRY THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS."" "THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR." "OH, MY GOD!" "Officer:" "STUPID IDIOT!" "STOP THAT MAN RIGHT NOW!" "HE'S GETTING AWAY!" "HEY, PAL!" "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU!" "NO, WAIT!" "YOU HAVEN'T PAID FOR THOSE!" "LOOK, I CANNOT TAKE YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM" "BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU CAME FROM." "NO, LOOK, THIS REALLY IS IT, OKAY?" "GOOD LUCK." "I DIDN'T DO IT!" "DAD?" "DAD!" "YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME." "DON'T BET ON IT." "COME ON!" "FAN OUT, YOU GUYS, FAN OUT!" "IS THAT THE DOG THAT GUY WANTS?" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GIVE IT TO HIM?" "DAD, I DON'T THINK HE IS A DOG." "HE'S TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING" "TALK TO ME OR SOMETHING" "BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE'S SAYING." "TRYING TO TALK?" "YEAH, I DON'T KNOW." "ALL RIGHT, YOU WATCH THIS." "I WISH THAT I COULD UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING THIS DOG IS SAYING." "WHAT?" "YOU'RE IN TERRIBLE DANGER." "BOTH OF YOU." "IT WORKED." "IT WORKED!" "IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE" "YOU HAVE TO DO EXACTLY AS I SAY." "LISTEN!" "SHH." "WHAT?" "WE HAVE TO FIND THE WAY BACK." "HE'S TALKING." "CAN'T YOU HEAR HIM?" "NO." "( police voices coming closer )" "COME HERE." "WHAT?" "!" "( all yelling )" "WHY ARE ALL THESE COPS AFTER YOU?" "AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING HANDCUFFS?" "THEY THINK I DID A BANK JOB." "WHAT?" "I'LL EXPLAIN LATER." "STOP RABBITING AND HELP ME FIND THE MIRROR." "NOW, IT'S A MIRROR" "BUT IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A MIRROR FROM THE OTHER SIDE." "YOU HAVE TO LOOK VERY, VERY CAREFULLY." "WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAGIC MIRROR." "YEAH, OF COURSE WE ARE." "( Prince Wendell barking )" "JUST LOOK FOR A PIECE OF FOREST" "THAT DOESN'T FIT." "I'M SURE THIS IS WHERE..." "LOOK." "THERE IT IS." "Tony:" "THAT'S WEIRD." "Blabberwort:" "THERE THEY ARE!" "IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIVES, FOLLOW ME." "UH, UH..." "COME ON." "( gasps )" "WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?" "I DON'T KNOW" "BUT I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT CENTRAL PARK." "FOLLOW ME." "THE DOG SAID FOLLOW HIM." "HURRY UP!" "WHAT HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY?" "WELL, THE SAME THING" "THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, OLD CHAP" "TROLL DUST!" "IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S STARTING TO WEAR OFF." "IS THAT DOG TALKING AGAIN?" "COME ON." "COME ON." "SO, WHAT SHALL WE DO" "WHEN WE HAVE OUR OWN KINGDOM?" "AH, I KNOW, I KNOW." "WE'LL HAVE SERVANTS" "THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF SERVANTS" "TO POLISH OUR SHOES." "DAD, LET'S GO HOME." "NO, I CAN'T GO BACK YET." "POLICE ARE ALL OVER CENTRAL PARK LOOKING FOR ME." "WELL, WE CAN'T STAY HERE." "SHH!" "I CAN SMELL THE TROLLS." "HE SAYS HE CAN SMELL TROLLS." "WE'LL HAVE FOOTWEAR PARTIES" "WHERE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE SHOES" "SIX TIMES AN HOUR!" "AND ANYONE FOUND HAVING DIRTY SHOES" "WILL HAVE THEIR FACE SEWN UP!" "( laughing )" "COME ALONG, THEN." "FOLLOW ME." "WHOA." "HOLD ON." "I'M NOT GOING TO FOLLOW YOU." "WHERE ARE WE?" "WE'RE IN THE SOUTHERNMOST PART OF MY KINGDOM" "WHERE I WAS ATTACKED BY MY STEPMOTHER" "AND TURNED INTO A DOG." "THIS IS THE SNOW WHITE MEMORIAL PRISON, HOUSING" "THE MOST DANGEROUS CRIMINALS IN ALL THE NINE KINGDOMS." "ALL RIGHT, BACK UP." "THE NINE WHAT?" "KINGDOMS." "I AM PRINCE WENDELL" "GRANDSON OF THE LATE SNOW WHITE" "AND SOON-TO-BE-CROWNED KING" "OF THE FOURTH KINGDOM." "AND WHO MIGHT YOU BE?" "I'M TONY LEWIS, JANITOR." "I THINK YOU ALREADY KNOW" "MY DAUGHTER VIRGINIA." "THE "TROLL KINGDOM."" ""RED RIDING HOOD FOREST." WOW!" "WAIT." "HOLD ON A SECOND." "SO WHAT IS THIS?" "IT'S CINDERELLA-SLEEPING BEAUTY FAIRY TALE STUFF?" "WELL..." "THE GOLDEN AGE WAS ALMOST 200 YEARS AGO" "WHEN THE LADIES YOU REFER TO" "HAD THEIR GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY." "THINGS HAVE GONE DOWNHILL A BIT SINCE THEN." ""HAPPY EVER AFTER" DIDN'T LAST AS LONG AS WE'D HOPED." "ALL THE RULERS" "OF THE OTHER KINGDOMS ARE DUE TO ATTEND MY CORONATION." "SOME WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL GREAT DISTANCES." "THE KINGDOMS ARE VAST." "NO ONE CROSSES THE BORDERS EXCEPT ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS." "WHO WAS THE STEPMOTHER WHO TURNED YOU INTO A DOG?" "SHE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS AND EVIL WOMAN ALIVE." "SOUNDS LIKE MY MOTHER-IN-LAW." "LOOK, WE CAN'T" "SIT AROUND TALKING ALL DAY." "WE MUST FIND MY STEPMOTHER'S CELL." "THIS WAY." "VIRGINIA, HE SAID FOLLOW HIM." "COME ON." "COME ON." "LOOK!" "THERE'S A DOG BOWL DOWN HERE." "THAT'S THE DOG THAT'S GOT MY BODY!" "OH, IT'S OUTRAGEOUS!" "WHAT DID SHE DO, THIS WOMAN?" "SHE POISONED MY MOTHER AND FATHER." "TRIED TO KILL ME, AS WELL." "BASICALLY, POISONED HIS MOM AND DAD" "AND TRIED TO KILL HIM, TOO." "VIRGINIA, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I..." "I FEEL WEIRD BEING IN HERE." "YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "I'M JUST GOING" "TO WAIT OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE." "THE TROLLS HAVE BEEN HERE." "OKAY, JUST DON'T GO TOO FAR, OKAY?" "STAY OUTSIDE THE DOOR." "VIRGINIA!" "PRINCE!" "PRINCE!" "PRINCE!" "I WASN'T SCARED." "IT'S JUST THAT PEOPLE MUSTN'T SEE ME AS A DOG, ANTONY." "IT'S DEEPLY, DEEPLY EMBARRASSING." "I COULD CARE LESS" "ABOUT YOU BEING A DOG!" "VIRGINIA!" "VIRGINIA!" "WHERE ARE THEY?" "I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED TROLLS TO DO ANYTHING." "BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY." "I'M THE ONLY REASON" "YOU GOT OUT OF PRISON IN THE FIRST PLACE." "OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY" "AND FOR THAT I'M ETERNALLY GRATEFUL" "BUT I CAN'T STAY HERE ANY LONGER." "NO ONE MUST SEE THE PRINCE LIKE THIS." "( barking )" "HAVE YOUR CHILDREN BRING THE DOG TO ME" "WHEN THEY RETURN." "I AM NOT YOUR LACKEY!" "I AM RELISH THE TROLL KING!" "YOU WILL DO WELL" "TO REMEMBER IT." "OF COURSE, YOUR MAJESTY." "AND I WILL REWARD YOU HANDSOMELY" "WITH HALF OF WENDELL'S KINGDOM" "AS I PROMISED." "JUST EXACTLY WHEN" "DO I GET IT?" "SOON." "BUT NOW I MUST GO." "I HAVE STAYED TOO LONG ALREADY." "( panting )" "OH, GET IN THE CARRIAGE!" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "THERE'S NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE." "WHEN THEY FIND OUT YOU'VE ESCAPED" "THERE WILL BE ROADBLOCKS EVERYWHERE." "THEY'LL SEARCH EVERY HOUSE AND CARRIAGE IN THE KINGDOM." "NOT EVERY CARRIAGE." "SHOULDN'T WE GO BACK FOR THE DOG?" "NO, WE CAN'T." "THE TROLL DUST" "WILL BE WEARING OFF." "( ringing ) WAIT A MINUTE!" "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "THEY'RE ALL WAKING UP." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "OH, THE QUEEN WILL BE VERY ANGRY." "AW, THE QUEEN CAN SUCK AN ELF FOR ALL I CARE!" "WE'VE CAPTURED THE WITCH FROM THE TENTH KINGDOM!" "LET'S GO TELL DAD." "WHAT ABOUT THE WITCH'S FATHER?" "PERHAPS HE'S A GREAT WARLOCK." "OH, HE'S HANDCUFFED." "A GREAT IDIOT, MORE LIKELY." "I WISH I COULD BE THERE" "WHEN THE GOVERNOR FINDS HIM IN THE QUEEN'S CELL." "( laughing )" "Tony:" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I CAN'T FIGHT." "IT WAS SOME KIND OF SPELL." "ME AND THE LADS BEEN LAID UP FOR OVER A DAY." "I'VE SEARCHED EVERY INCH OF THE PRISON" "BUT THE QUEEN'S GONE, SIR." "I HAVE BEEN THE GOVERNOR" "OF THIS PRISON FOR 12 YEARS." "NO PRISONER HAS EVER ESCAPED BEFORE." "THAT'S A VERY IMPRESSIVE RECORD." "WHATEVER YOU DO, ANTONY" "DON'T TELL HIM I'M A DOG." "WHY NOT?" "SPEAK WHEN YOU'RE SPOKEN TO!" "BECAUSE THE QUEEN HAS GOT" "SOME TERRIBLE PLAN." "MY WHOLE KINGDOM MAY BE IN JEOPARDY." "NO ONE MUST KNOW I'M HELPLESS." "ALL RIGHT." "WHERE IS THE QUEEN?" "I WISH I WAS HOME." "I WISH VIRGINIA AND I" "WERE BACK IN OUR APARTMENT" "IN NEW YORK NOW." "WELL..." "IT SEEMS YOU'RE NOT." "( coughing )" "( gagging )" "( gagging )" "OH, NO, ANTONY!" "YOU DIDN'T SWALLOW A DRAGON" "DUNG BEAN, YOU MORON!" "I GUESS THAT MEANS I'VE HAD ALL" "MY WISHES, HUH?" "HOW DID THE QUEEN ESCAPE?" "I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVE NO IDEA!" "THEN WHY WERE YOU FOUND LOCKED IN HER EMPTY CELL?" "I AM AN INNOCENT VICTIM." "I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE POLICE MY ENTIRE LIFE." "THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING HANDCUFFS?" "WELL, BECAUSE I'M WANTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY" "WHICH I DIDN'T" "HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH EITHER." "OH, CARRY ON, ANTONY." "YOU'RE DOING SPECTACULARLY WELL" "SO FAR." "I'M FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION." "I CAME HERE FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION" "LED BY THAT DOG, WHO IS ACTUALLY PRINCE WENDELL." "OH, I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT." "PRINCE WENDELL?" "LOOK, I CAN MAKE YOU BREAK ROCKS" "WITH YOUR TEETH" "FOR 100 YEARS." "( clinking )" "I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S THE TRUTH." "THAT IS THE QUEEN'S DOG." "SHE HAS BEEN PERMITTED" "TO KEEP HIM IN HER CELL FOR THREE YEARS." "DON'T INSULT" "MY INTELLIGENCE." "I'M NOT." "IT'S THE TRU..." "ALL RIGHT, I'LL PROVE IT." "BARK ONCE IF I'M TELLING THE TRUTH." "I HAVE NO INTENTION OF BARKING, ANTONY." "HE IS BEING JUST STUBBORN." "YOU HAVE TO LET ME GO IMMEDIATELY." "I THINK MY DAUGHTER WAS ABDUCTED BY TROLLS." "THAT'S ENOUGH!" "I'LL GET THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU" "SOON ENOUGH." "WARDER, REMOVE HIS HANDCUFFS." "ISSUE HIM WITH PRISON UNIFORM" "AND PUT HIM IN" "UH..." "YES!" "PUT HIM IN 103 WITH ACORN THE DWARF" "AND CLAY FACE" "THE GOBLIN." "CLAY FACE THE GOBLIN?" "I DON'T WANT TO BE PUT IN ANY ROOM WITH CLAY FACE..." "NO!" "WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER?" "WHAT ABOUT THE QUEEN'S DOG, SIR?" "GET THE FURNACE GOING." "I'LL SLIP SOME RAT POISON" "IN HIS DINNER TONIGHT, AND WE'LL CHUCK HIM" "IN THE INCINERATOR TOMORROW." "Prince Wendell:" "DID YOU HEAR THAT?" "ANTONY, DID YOU HEAR THAT?" "YOU HAVE TO GET ME OUT." "IT'S YOUR DUTY." "GET HER IN THE BOAT." "GET HER IN THERE." "HEY, THAT'S MY BOAT." "IT'S OURS NOW." "NOW, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." "( trolls yelling )" "Blabberwort:" "SIT DOWN AND STEER!" "( all yelling )" "MIDDLE BUNK." "SO, WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?" "UM..." "ACTUALLY, A PRETTY SERIOUS BANK ROBBERY." "COUPLE OF PEOPLE GOT HURT" "BUT THAT'S THE WAY IT GOES." "AND YOU?" "AGGRAVATED ASSAULT." "I'VE VERY EASILY AGGRAVATED." "I'M ACORN." "GOT ANY METAL ON YOU?" "KNIVES?" "FORKS?" "COAT-HANGERS?" "SORRY." "IF YOU GET STABBED..." "SAVE THE KNIFE FOR ME, WON'T YOU?" "OF COURSE." "DO YOU LIKE CARVING?" "WELL, NOT FLESH OR ANYTHING." "LOOK WHAT I'M DOING." "AH." "YOU'VE GOT REAL TALENT." "MY NAME'S CLAY FACE, THE GOBLIN." "TONY." "WHAT ARE YOU IN FOR?" "CARVING." "WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?" "WHAT EXACTLY DOES THAT ENTAIL?" "Bluebell:" "ROW!" "Blabberwort:" "WHEN WE'RE HOME, I'M GOING TO LET YOU HAVE IT!" "KEEP ROWING." "I'M ROWING." "ANY MINUTE NOW..." "I'M SURE PRINCE WENDELL WILL ARRIVE" "TO RECEIVE THE CORONATION THRONE" "WHICH OUR CRAFTSMEN" "HAVE TIRELESSLY SPENT THE LAST TWO YEARS MAKING." "HE'S NOT COMING, IS HE?" "OF COURSE HE IS." "HAVE NO WORRY." "I'M SURE HE'S BEEN DELAYED FOR A VERY GOOD REASON." "HORRIBLE NEWS." "THERE'S BEEN A BREAKOUT FROM THE PRISON." "THE QUEEN HAS ESCAPED." "THE QUEEN?" "THE QUEEN." "PUT UP THE ROADBLOCKS." "SHE MUST BE CAUGHT OR WE'RE DOOMED." "OH, WONDERFUL NEWS!" "WONDERFUL NEWS." "PRINCE WENDELL IS COMING." "THANK GOODNESS." "HE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO." "( townspeople cheering )" "WELCOME TO BEANTOWN" "YOUR MAJESTY..." "PSST." "ANTONY." "OVER HERE." "BEHIND THE GOVERNOR'S DOOR." "HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?" "YOU HAVE A DISTINCTIVE UNWASHED SMELL." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'M SCRUBBING THE FLOOR." "WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?" "HAVE YOU GOT A SOAP BAR?" "WELL, YES." "WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO WASH YOU?" "NO, JUST STAY THERE." "DON'T GO AWAY." "PRINCE..." "THIS IS THE GOVERNOR'S MASTER KEY." "MAKE AN IMPRESSION IN THE SOAP." "HE'LL BE BACK ANY MOMENT." "HERE." "VERY STUBBORN STAIN, SIR." "Bluebell:" "I THINK SHE'S WAKING UP." "GOOD MORNING." "( all laughing )" "GET SOMEONE OVER HERE." "Prisoners:" "WE PROMISE TO SERVE PRINCE WENDELL" "KIND AND BRAVE MONARCH OF THE FOURTH KINGDOM" "AND PLEDGE TO MEND OUR NAUGHTY WAYS" "SO THAT WE MAY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER." "( all grumbling and muttering )" "WHAT IS THIS STUFF?" "BAKED BEANSTALK." "BAKED BEANS?" "BEANSTALK." "( gags )" "MY GOD!" "I CAN'T EAT THAT." "IT TASTES LIKE AN OLD MATTRESS!" "NO, IT DOESN'T." "OLD MATTRESS HAS A SWEATY, MEATY TASTE." "AND HOW OFTEN IS THIS ON THE MENU?" "THREE TIMES A DAY." "THAT'S BEANSTALK JUICE." "TAKES A BIT OF GETTING USED TO." "( gags )" "LISTEN, UM..." "LET'S SAY I WANTED TO TALK TO SOMEBODY" "AND I WANTED TO GET SOMETHING..." "MADE." "FOR INSTANCE-- FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT" "A SMALL PIECE OF METAL." "WHO WOULD I HAVE TO TALK TO?" "I MEAN, WHO'S MR. BIG AROUND HERE?" "IF YOU WANT ANYTHING" "BOUGHT, SOLD, BORROWED OR MADE IN HERE" "YOU HAVE TO SEE THE TOOTH FAIRY." "UH..." "THE WHO?" "THE PRISON DENTIST." "AH." "UH..." "AND HOW WOULD I GET TO SEE HIM?" "OH, UM..." "THAT'S EASY." "OH, YEAH?" "( yells )" "( knocking )" "OH, OH..." "THAT'S NO GOOD." "THEY'LL ALL HAVE TO COME OUT." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "COME OUT"?" "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN" "LOOKED IN MY MOUTH YET." "SIT DOWN." "I-I..." "COME ON." "THERE." "THAT'S IT." "( chuckles )" "THERE." "W-WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CANDY?" "WHAT?" "YOU'RE A DENTIST." "YOU SHOULDN'T BE GIVING PEOPLE CANDY." "WHY NOT?" "WELL, BECAUSE IT ROTS TEETH." "AH, RUBBISH!" "WELL, OF COURSE IT DOES!" "WELL, EXCUSE ME." "WHO IS THE TOOTH EXTRACTOR HERE, EH?" "YOU OR ME?" "WELL, I-I..." "I'M JUST GONNA..." "WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I'M JUST PUTTING THE STRAPS ON." "STRAPS?" "WHAT DO WE NEED STRAPS FOR?" "YEAH." "THE STRAPS OF COMFORT." "TOOTH DECAY IS CAUSED BY THREE THINGS." "NUMBER ONE:" "POOR DIET;" "NUMBER TWO:" "NOT BRUSHING PROPERLY;" "AND NUMBER THREE..." "BAD FAIRIES." "( groans softly )" "( demented chuckle )" "YOU KNOW, I-I THINK I COULD, UM..." "AH, JUST LET..." "AH!" "DOES THAT..." "DOES THAT HURT?" "OW!" "AH!" "UH-HUH." "GOOD." "HOW ABOUT THIS?" "WHOA!" "NO." "WAIT A MINUTE... ( sharp groan )" "NO, NO!" "AH..." "LOOSE TEETH." "I THOUGHT SO." "OH...!" "DON'T YOU WORRY." "WE HAVE A BAG OF MAGIC TEETH HERE." "YOU CAN'T...!" "( whispering ):" "I CAME TO YOU FOR HELP." "HELP?" "YEAH." "I..." "I'VE GOT TO GET A..." "A KEY MADE OUT OF THIS." "WHAT'S IT WORTH?" "UH...." "OH, OH, LOOK, LOOK." "SEE THAT?" "OH..." "OW!" "THIS..." "IS A HAND-WORN..." "CLOCK." "THE LITTLE HANDS GO AROUND, AND IT TELLS THE TIME" "VERY INTRICATELY." "I... ( loud ticking )" "WE CALL THEM WATCHES." "AH, BUT THIS IS A ROLEX." "SOLID GOLD." "AH." "YEAH..." "WELL, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT" "ONE OF THOSE CHEAP IMITATIONS." "OH..." "AW, HEY!" "( men chatting )" "HEY!" "WHAT...?" "HEY, LOOK!" "PRINCE WENDELL'S CARRIAGE!" "RAISE THE BARRIER!" "YOUR MAJESTY!" "( barking )" "Chancellor:" "DO YOU MEAN TO SAY HE JUST DROVE RIGHT THROUGH BEANTOWN" "WITHOUT STOPPING?" "THAT WAS ON WEDNESDAY, LORD CHANCELLOR" "AND HE HASN'T BEEN SEEN SINCE." "THE THRONE MAKERS ARE FURIOUS." "THEY'RE THREATENING TO BOYCOTT THE CORONATION." "IT'S SO UNLIKE THE PRINCE" "NOT TO SEND WORD OF WHERE HE IS." "PERHAPS IT'S JUST, UH..." "CORONATION NERVES." "I'M SURE HE'LL TURN UP SOON." "LET US NOT FORGET" "THAT THE EVIL QUEEN IS NOW AT LARGE." "WHERE IS WENDELL?" "!" "WHERE IS HE IN HIS KINGDOM'S" "GREATEST HOUR OF NEED?" "THINGS LOOK VERY BAD INDEED." "TERRIBLE." "QUITE AWFUL!" "STILL..." "I EXPECT IT'LL ALL TURN OUT" "HAPPY EVER AFTER." "OH, YES." "NOW, TO THE REAL CRISIS:" "THERE IS A SHORTAGE" "OF BLUEBELLS THROUGHOUT THE KINGDOM." "MY COLOR SCHEME FOR THE CORONATION BANQUET" "WILL HAVE TO BE COMPLETELY RETHOUGHT." "Burly:" "SHE'S AWAKE." "STRIP HER." "( moans softly )" "( yells )" "OH, MY GOD." "YOU'RE A CAPTIVE OF THE MERCILESS TROLLS NOW." "THE MERCILESS!" "WITHOUT MERCY." "AH!" "PRETTY LITTLE FEET." "NICEY NICE." "WHO RUNS YOUR KINGDOM?" "MY KINGDOM?" "WHO'S IN CHARGE?" "!" "AH!" "THE PRESIDENT!" "WENDELL WAS TRYING" "TO RALLY AN ARMY FROM YOUR KINGDOM" "TO ATTACK US, WASN'T HE?" "!" "WASN'T HE?" "!" "NO!" "( Virginia yells )" "THIS COULD BE A LONG TORTURE SESSION." "I'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT TO KNOW." "TORTURE FIRST, THEN YOU TALK." "IT'S BETTER THAT WAY." "RUSH A TORTURE, RUIN A TORTURE." "( chuckling )" "( door creaking )" "( whispers ):" "DAD'S HERE." "Blabberwort:" "DAD?" "WHY DON'T YOU TAKE OFF THE SHOES?" "Relish:" "IN THESE SHOES" "I AM ALL POWERFUL." "I CAN RULE THE WORLD." "Burly:" "COME ON, DAD." "JUST SLIP 'EM OFF." "Relish:" "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" "YOU'RE A DAY LATE!" "UH..." "WELL..." "HE..." "HE..." "WHO'S THIS?" "SUPPOSED TO BRING BACK THE DOG." "OH, FORGET THE DOG, DAD." "WE'VE DISCOVERED ANOTHER KINGDOM." "THE MYTHICAL TENTH KINGDOM." "TALKED OF ONLY IN MYTH." "DON'T TALK RUBBISH." "THERE IS NO TENTH KINGDOM." "Bluebell:" "OH, BUT THERE IS" "AND THIS WITCH PUT US IN A BOX OF MATCHES." "YOU WERE CAPTURED?" "BY THIS..." "GIRL?" "SHE'S A WITCH." "HOW MANY OF THEIR SOLDIERS DID YOU KILL" "BEFORE YOU WERE CAPTURED?" "NONE." "NONE SURVIVED." "WHO WANTS TO BE WHIPPED FIRST?" "IT'S TRUE." "LOOK AT THIS." "¶ ..." "Gimme that night fever" "¶ We know how to show it..." "THEY ARE CALLED THE BROTHERS GIBB." "AND THE SONG" "IT CONCERNS A DEADLY FEVER" "THAT ONLY STRIKES ON SATURDAYS." "Relish:" "THERE'S MORE TO ALL THIS..." "THAN THE QUEEN IS TELLING ME." "( whispering ):" "PRINCE" "I'VE GOT THE KEY!" "OH, BRILLIANT." "THE GOVERNOR'S IN THE KITCHEN" "MAKING ME ANOTHER POISON DINNER." "QUICK!" "USE IT NOW." "OPEN THE DOOR." "THERE ARE SPARE UNIFORMS IN HERE." "YOU CAN PUT ONE ON" "AND-AND JUST MARCH ME OUT OF THE PRISON." "OH, COME ON, HURRY UP!" "SHH!" "SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH THE KEY." "IT'S NOT TURNING." "MUST BE A..." "YOU MUST REALLY LOVE PAIN." "WHAT?" "OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!" "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "I-I WAS JUST COMING DOWN THE HALL" "AND I TRIPPED ON THE LOOSE BRICK, AND I FELL" "AND I FOUND MYSELF IN FRONT OF YOUR DOOR" "AND I FOUND THIS." "DID YOU LOSE ONE?" "TAKE HIM DOWNSTAIRS" "AND GIVE HIM 50 BEANSTALK LASHES." "RIGHT NOW!" "NO, YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT NECESSARY." "I WAS COMING TO ASK YOU, DO YOU HAVE A LAUNDRY HERE?" "OH, DEAR." "SORRY ABOUT THAT, ANTONY." "NO." "LISTEN, I DON'T..." "HERE, BOY." "HERE, BOY." "Tony:" "YOU'RE HURTING ME." "HERE YOU ARE, DOGGY." "THERE." "THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU" "A NICE..." "LONG..." "SLEEP." "( whip cracks )" "( scream )" "( whip cracks )" "( scream )" "( whip cracks )" "( scream )" "( whip cracks )" "( scream )" "( whip cracks )" "( echoing scream )" "( whip cracks )" "Tony:" "OUCH!" "YOU WILL DANCE FOR ME" "AND WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED DANCING" "YOU'LL TELL ME HOW TO INVADE YOUR KINGDOM." "UH, YOU KNOW, I'M NOT..." "I'M NOT MUCH OF A DANCER, REALLY..." "ACTUALLY." "YOU'LL DANCE WHEN YOU WEAR THESE." "( sizzling )" "WAKE ME WHEN THEY TURN RED." "( creaking )" "( sniffs )" "CONCEAL THE COACH" "THEN PREPARE A ROOM FOR THE PRINCE." "WELCOME HOME." "WE HAVE MISSED YOU, YOUR MAJESTY." "( door closes )" "WHO'S THAT?" "SHE WAS THE STEPMOTHER WHO POISONED SNOW WHITE" "WITH THE APPLE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO." "SHE WAS ONCE THE MOST POWERFUL WOMAN" "IN ALL THE NINE KINGDOMS" "AND THIS WAS BUT ONE OF HER FIVE CASTLES." "WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?" "WHEN SHE WAS FINALLY CAUGHT" "THEY HEATED A PAIR OF IRON SLIPPERS" "OVER RED-HOT COALS" "AND MADE HER DANCE AT SNOW WHITE'S WEDDING." "SHE CRAWLED OUT INTO THE SNOW" "DRAGGING HER RAW, BLISTERED, USELESS FEET" "INTO A SWAMP NEARBY." "THIS BROKEN WOMAN" "WAS ONCE THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL..." "BUT SHE KEPT HER MAGIC MIRRORS" "AND SEARCHED FOR A SUCCESSOR" "AND THAT, OF COURSE" "WAS ME." "I WILL FINISH HER WORK" "AND DESTROY THE HOUSE OF WHITE FOREVER" "AND PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO STAND UP TO ME!" "Woman:" "I AM DEAD" "BUT MY WORK IS UNFINISHED." "THE HOUSE OF SNOW WHITE SURVIVES." "YOU MUST COMPLETE THAT WORK." "IN THE RUIN OF MY CASTLE" "YOU WILL FIND THE SOURCE OF MY POWER." "THESE ARE MY GIFTS." "THEY GIVE YOU MY POWER." "MIRRORS TO TRAVEL." "MIRRORS TO SPY." "MIRRORS TO REMEMBER." "MIRRORS TO FORGET." "MIRRORS TO RULE THE WORLD." "SO GOOD TO HAVE THE POWER BACK." "FRYING TONIGHT." "FRYING TONIGHT." "KEEP AWAY FROM ME." "FRYING TONIGHT." "Virginia:" "I MEAN IT!" "FRYING TONIGHT." "Burly:" "LISTEN TO THIS." ""A PRESENT FOR THE STRONGEST, BRAVEST TROLL."" "( trolls laughing )" "OH, YOU KNOW WHAT IT SMELLS LIKE?" "( all sniffing )" "LEATHER!" "SHOES!" "IT COULD BE BOOKS." "AND MY SIZE BY THE LOOK OF THINGS." "THEY'RE MINE!" "IT'S A PRESENT FOR ME" "AND YOU KNOW IT." "THEY'RE MINE." "MINE." "LOOK." "LET'S SPIN A COIN TO DECIDE" "WHO GETS IT." "HELLO." "RESCUE IS AT HAND." "DON'T COME ANY NEARER." "DON'T WORRY." "I'M NOT WHO I USED TO BE." "I'VE HAD EXTENSIVE THERAPY." "I REALIZE I HAVE BEEN USING FOOD" "AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR LOVE" "AND I HAVE THE BOOKS TO PROVE IT." "BREAKING THE CYCLE." "HEAL YOURSELF IN SEVEN DAYS." "STOP BLAMING YOURSELF, PLEASE." "AND HELP FOR THE BEDWETTING CHILD" "BUT I'VE GOT THEM ALL!" "YOU COME AN INCH CLOSER" "AND I SWEAR I'LL SHOUT MY HEAD OFF." "OOH." "THAT IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN EMPTY THREAT." "( sniffing )" "( whimpers )" "I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME SAYING THIS" "BUT I GET THE FEELING" "YOU STILL DON'T COMPLETELY TRUST ME." "I DON'T TRUST YOU AT ALL." "YOU TRIED TO EAT MY GRANDMOTHER." "OH, NO..." "I WAS JUST BEING PLAYFUL." "SEE, WOLFIES" "JUST PRETEND TO DO NAUGHTY THINGS." "I WOULD HAVE NEVER REALLY EATEN HER." "SHE WAS A TOUGH OLD BIRD." "I WOULDN'T HURT A SAUSAGE." "BUTTER WOULD NOT MELT IN MY MOUTH." "WELL, IT WOULD MELT." "OF COURSE, IT WOULD MELT, BUT VERY SLOWLY." "OH..." "PUFF!" "I GIVE YOU" "MY SOLEMN WOLF WORD YOU ARE SAFE WITH ME." "YOU ARE AS SAFE AS A..." "BRICK-BUILT PIG HOUSE." "NOW, WAIT HERE A MOMENT WHILE I PLAN OUR ESCAPE." "WE ARE IN ROMANTICALLY RECKLESS DANGER." "HOW ARE YOU AT CLIMBING?" "I NEARLY FELL OFF THREE TIMES COMING UP." "Virginia:" "THOSE INCREDIBLE SHOES." "THEY MADE HIM INVISIBLE." "YEAH, I KNOW." "YEAH, BUT THEY MADE HIM INVISIBLE." "DON'T TOUCH THEM." "THEY'LL MAKE YOU WANT TO WEAR THEM ALL THE TIME." "BALCONY OR CORRIDOR?" "THAT IS THE QUESTION." "I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH THEM." "I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW THEY WORK." "THEY'RE WORKING ON YOU EVEN NOW." "JUST LEAVE THEM WELL ALONE." "CORRIDOR, I THINK." "OOH!" "NO." "BALCONY..." "QUICK." "THERE'S SOMEONE COMING." "EXCUSE ME..." "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, EXACTLY?" "GOING BACK TO PRISON..." "THAT WOULDN'T BE MY FIRST CHOICE." "I'M GOING TO FIND MY FATHER" "THEN I'M GOING TO GO RIGHT BACK HOME." "ALL RIGHT!" "ALL RIGHT!" "BUT NOT THIS WAY." "VIRGINIA, PLEASE LISTEN." "YOU WON'T SURVIVE FIVE MINUTES UNLESS YOU FOLLOW ME." "NOW, WE MUST AVOID THIS ROAD." "GO THIS WAY." "( thunder rumbling )" "NO WAY AM I GOING IN THERE." "( distant growling )" ""BRAVE JACK."" "JACK?" "JACK AND THE BEANSTALK." "FIRST MAYOR OF BEANTOWN." "YOU KNOW, THIS USED TO BE A VERY PROSPEROUS AREA" "BEFORE ALL THE BEANSTALKS SPROUTED EVERYWHERE" "AND POLLUTED THE LAND." "THE TROLLS WERE GIVEN IT AS THEIR KINGDOM." "THAT'S WHY THEY HATE PRINCE WENDELL SO MUCH" "BECAUSE HE HAS A JUICY, FERTILE KINGDOM" "AND THEY HAVE A POLLUTED, DISGUSTING KINGDOM." "VIRGINIA?" "( thunder cracking )" "VIRGINIA?" "VIRGINIA?" "VIRGINIA?" "VIRGINIA?" "VIRGINIA, PLEASE TELL ME" "YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE TROLL KING'S MAGIC SHOES." "VIRGINIA?" "VIRGINIA?" "VIRGINIA?" "!" "IDIOTS!" "FOOLS!" "I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR A MINUTE." "YOUR MOTHERS WOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU." "NO, NO, NO, DAD, IT WASN'T OUR FAULT." "THE WITCH, SHE TRICKED US WITH THIS MAGIC SHOE BOX." ""BEST WISHES FROM WOLF."" "VIRGINIA..." "I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE SAFE IN THOSE SHOES" "BUT NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH." "ANYTHING A TROLL HAS IS BOUND TO BE BAD AND DANGEROUS." "VIRGINIA... ¶ WHERE ARE YOU?" "OH, NO." "Wolf:" "HELLO AGAIN." "( gasps )" "THEY'RE NOT FULLY RECHARGED." "YOU SEE?" "THEY DON'T STAY INVISIBLE VERY LONG" "WITHOUT A PROPER BREAK." "IT'S A DESIGN FAULT IN THE SHOES" "ONE OF MANY, IN FACT." "YOU'RE NOT HAVING THEM." "HAVING WHAT?" "THE SHOES-- THEY'RE MINE." "IF YOU DON'T GET RID OF THEM NOW" "YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO LATER." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "OH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "OH, I DON'T WANT THEM." "THEY MADE ME FEEL SO STRANGE." "GOD, I FELT SO POWERFUL." "YOU KNOW, BEING INVISIBLE." "JUST AMAZING!" "FANTASTIC!" "HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS?" "( sniffs )" "I COULD SMELL YOU." "OH..." "FOLLOW ME." "( distant growling )" "THERE ARE ABOUT 70 BEANSTALKS LEFT" "BUT NOT MANY ARE OCCUPIED THESE DAYS." "GIANTS DRINK SO MUCH." "REALLY TOUGH TO REPRODUCE." "CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?" "YEAH, OF COURSE." "DO YOU THINK I'M SEXY?" "YOU'RE THE KIND OF MAN" "I SUPPOSE I SHOULD BE SCARED OF." "OH, VIRGINIA, AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE TO BELIEVE" "WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TO ME RIGHT NOW" "I'M AFRAID IT'S THE SHOES THAT ARE TALKING." "YOU'D SAY ANYTHING TO PUT THEM ON AGAIN." "GIVE THEM BACK." "COME ON, GIVE THEM BACK..." "OH, GOD." "OH, I'M REALLY SORRY." "THAT WAS WEIRD." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME." "OH, THEY BRING OUT" "VERY STRANGE THINGS, THESE SHOES..." "WHATEVER YOU'RE SUPPRESSING." "I'M NOT SUPPRESSING ANYTHING." "( sniffs )" "WHAT?" "TROLLS..." "THEY FOUND US." "OH, CRIPES, WE'RE IN BIG, BIG TROUBLE NOW." "THEY HAVE DOGS." "THEY'RE GOING TO SNIFF US OUT." "RUN!" "RUN!" "Trolls:" "OVER HERE!" "THEY FOUND A SCENT!" "I SEE THEM UP AHEAD!" "( thunder booming )" "THIS WAY!" "THE DOGS ARE ON THE SCENT!" "THEY'RE VERY CLOSE NOW." "THEY CAN SMELL THEM." "DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE AGAIN." "BLUEBELL, COME HERE." "BLABBERWORT, GOT ANY MAGIC MUSHROOMS?" "NO." "I'VE GOT SOME DWARF MOSS." "IT'LL REALLY BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF, THOUGH." "LOOK AT THIS." "LAST TIME I TOOK IT" "I SAW FAIRIES FOR THREE DAYS." "NICEY-NICE." "ROLL US A GIANT." "THIS MAY BE A LONG NIGHT." "( distant growling )" "Relish:" "BLUEBELL..." "BURLY, BLABBERWORT" "WHERE ARE YOU?" "COMING, DAD." "THE BEANSTALK HAS A POTENT SMELL." "IT PUTS OFF THE DOGS." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME." "WE'LL STAY UP HERE FOR A LITTLE WHILE" "TILL IT'S SAFE." "SO HOW DO DID YOU GET INVOLVED IN ALL THIS ANYWAY?" "OH..." "I FOUND MYSELF AT A LOOSE END AND..." "YOU WERE IN THAT PRISON, WEREN'T YOU?" "WHAT WERE YOU IN FOR?" "WELL, NOTHING MUCH" "JUST A LITTLE BIT OF SHEEP-WORRYING, THAT'S ALL." "PUTTING A WOLF INTO A PRISON CELL" "WITH NOWHERE TO BOUND" "ONLY ABLE TO STARE AT THE SKY THROUGH BARS" "NOW, THAT'S INHUMAN." "SO, YOU THINK MAYBE I SHOULD..." "YOU KNOW, PUT THEM ON AGAIN?" "WHAT?" "I MEAN, THE SHOES" "ARE PROBABLY FULLY RECHARGED..." "NO..." "NO!" "WELL..." "WHAT IS THAT?" "IT'S JUST MY TAIL." "YOUR TAIL?" "WHAT?" "IT'S NOT VERY BIG AT THIS TIME OF MONTH." "IT'S JUST A LITTLE BRUSH." "YOU'VE GOT A TAIL?" "YEAH?" "SO?" "YOU HAVE SUCCULENT BREASTS." "I DON'T GO ON" "ABOUT THEM ALL THE TIME, DO I?" "WHY DON'T YOU TOUCH IT?" "IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL." "IF IT'S NORMAL, HOW COME YOU KEEP IT HIDDEN ALL THE TIME?" "BECAUSE, IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, PEOPLE DON'T LIKE WOLFS." "COME ON." "GIVE IT" "A STROKE." "IT WON'T BITE." "( gasping )" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WITH THE FUR" "NOT AGAINST IT." "SORRY." "( sighing )" "I'VE GOT KEYS GOING MISSING;" "I'VE GOT TROLLS AND WOLVES AND QUEENS MISSING..." "WHAT IN THE FAIRYING FOREST HAS HAPPENED TO BASIC SECURITY" "IN THIS PRISON?" "SIR, WHILE WE WERE SEARCHING THE PRISON" "WE FOUND THAT THE DOOR TO THE CELLARS" "WAS UNLOCKED AT THE TIME OF THE QUEEN'S..." "BREAKOUT." "Governor:" ""CELLAR?" DID HE JUST SAY "CELLAR"?" "IT IS POSSIBLE SHE ESCAPED THAT WAY." "WHAT'S DOWN THERE?" "YOU." "IT'S JUST SOME OLD JUNK, SIR." "IT'S BEEN THERE" "FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS" "BEFORE THIS PLACE WAS A PRISON." "Governor:" "THE MIRROR!" "TAKE THE WORK DETAIL OFF THE LAUNDRY ROOM." "HAVE THEM CLEAR OUT THE WHOLE PLACE TOP TO BOTTOM." "NOW, GET OUT." "OH, NO!" "THAT'S THE MIRROR TO THE OTHER WORLD!" "I'D BETTER PUT ANTONY'S NAME ON THE WORK DETAIL." ""TONY..." "LEWIS."" "Governor:" "ALL RIGHT, NOW, PAY ATTENTION!" "EVERYTHING HERE HAS TO BE CLEARED OUT" "SO FORM A HUMAN CHAIN" "AND CHUCK EVERYTHING INTO THAT BOAT MOORED THERE." "UH, EXCUSE ME?" "WHAT?" "WELL, WE'RE KIND OF FAR AWAY FROM THE BOAT." "AREN'T WE IN DANGER" "OF THE MORE DELICATE OBJECTS BEING BROKEN?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, LEWIS" "AN ELVES' UNDERWEAR PARTY?" "LOOK, THIS IS SCRAP." "NOW, DO AS YOU'RE TOLD." "AND SHUT IT." "HUFFITY-PUFFITY, THERE IT IS!" "OH..." "OH, GOD, I HOPE HE'S OKAY." "HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, HE CAN STAY OUT OF TROUBLE" "FOR ONE DAY, AT LEAST..." "CAN'T HE?" "WELL, FROM WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER" "I VERY MUCH DOUBT IT." "ALL RIGHT, MIRROR, ON." "MIRROR!" "ON!" "ON!" "MIRROR..." "LEWIS..." "WHAT IN THE FAIRYING FOREST DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" "IT'S NOT WORKING." "LISTEN, LEWIS, YOU LITTLE PRISON PRINCESS" "THROW THAT MIRROR ON THAT BOAT NOW." "UH..." "NO, I CAN'T." "UM, I'M AFRAID IT'LL BREAK." "AS YOU HAVE REFUSED TO OBEY MY INSTRUCTIONS" "I AM GOING TO PUSH YOU" "INTO THE RIVER." "AND AS YOU ARE CONNECTED BY LEG IRONS" "TO EACH OF YOUR COMRADES, THEY WILL ALSO, SADLY, DROWN." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "OKAY, YOU WAIT HERE." "I'LL PUT THE MAGIC SHOES ON" "AND I'LL GO BACK INSIDE THE PRISON." "NO WAY!" "YOU'LL NEVER COME BACK!" "YOU JUST WANT THEM FOR YOURSELF." "OH, NO, I DON'T!" "YOU DO!" "OH..." "YES, I DO, BUT..." "OH, I'M FIGHTING IT, UNLIKE YOU." "( growling )" "I HAVE AN IDEA" "I'LL WEAR THEM, YOU HOLD ONTO ME" "'CAUSE IF YOU'RE TOUCHING ME, WE'LL BOTH BE INVISIBLE!" "NO!" "I WILL WEAR THEM..." "AND YOU WILL HANG ONTO ME!" "YOU ARE HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO THOSE SHOES." "AND I'M NOT TOO FAR BEHIND!" "CURSES!" "NOW WE'LL HAVE TO KILL HIM." "MMM." "A TOMB!" "SHH!" "WE'VE BEEN DIGGING FOR 31 YEARS." "OH, PLEASE TAKE ME WITH YOU, PLEASE!" "YOU CAN TRUST ME!" "AT HOME, I'VE GOT" "ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ ON VIDEO." "I KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!" "BEST WE SUFFOCATE HIM, I THINK." "NO..." "I TRUST HIM." "WELL, THANKS." "I WOULD GIVE YOU MY WATCH, BUT, UH..." "IT ALREADY WENT SOMEWHERE." "Virginia:" "TEN MONTHS JUST FOR BEING CHEEKY?" "WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO WITH DAD?" "Wolf:" "THEY'LL PROBABLY BRING YOUR DAD TO A PLACE LIKE THIS" "WHERE NEW PRISONERS USUALLY GO." "LET'S GO THERE." "Virginia:" "PUPPY SLAYING?" "WHAT ABOUT PRINCE?" "( barking )" "LISTEN!" "LISTEN, THAT MUST BE HIM." "THAT'S PRINCE." "VIRGINIA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WE CAN'T TAKE HIM WITH US." "HE'LL DRAIN ALL THE POWER IN THE SHOES" "AND WE'LL BECOME VISIBLE." "VIRGINIA!" "( grumbling )" "( groaning )" "HEY, HEY..." "HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP, HUH?" "SORRY, TONY, IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF." "NEVER MIND, JUST GO RIGHT AHEAD." "GO, GO!" "I THINK HE'S LEADING US TO DAD'S CELL." "THIS IS IT!" "DAD?" "DAD, ARE YOU IN HERE?" "OH..." "THEY'RE EXHAUSTED." "I TOLD YOU THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN." "( barking )" "LOOK!" "BOY, YOUR FATHER SURE WORKS FAST." "YES!" "SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME WITH ME?" "A GOBLIN TRAVELS FASTEST ALONE." "YES!" "( laughing )" "OW!" "THERE'S SOMETHING BLOCKING THE TUNNEL!" "( sniffing ):" "TONY, IS THAT YOU?" "WHO'S THAT?" "IT'S ME" " WOLF!" "I GAVE YOU THE MAGIC DRAGON DUNG BEAN, REMEMBER ME?" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME." "WE'RE IN A TUNNEL TOGETHER." "HOW CAN I DO THAT?" "I'M ALMOST OUT, TOO..." "BUT I'M STUCK..." "LOOK, JUST GIVE ME A PUSH." "OKAY." "( grunting )" "COME ON." "( whimpering )" "OH, DAD..." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "WE HAVE TO FIND A WAY" "TO GO BACK IN AND GET THE MIRROR." "WHAT?" "NO, NO, WE DON'T." "I THREW IT ON A TRASH BARGE." "I THINK IT'S ON THIS RIVER RIGHT HERE!" "WHICH ONE?" "IT WAS RIGHT HERE." "WHERE?" "THEY MOVED IT." "I BET YOU IT'S OVER HERE." "WHERE?" "IT WAS RIGHT HERE." "LOOK, THEY TOOK IT." "ACORN'S STOLEN IT." "OH, NO!" "HE'S GOT OUR MIRROR!" "MIRROR, WAKE FROM YOUR SLEEP." "( glass shattering )" "SUMMON RELISH THE TROLL KING." "TONY, GET THIS THING MOVING." "LOOK, THERE THEY ARE." "DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY." "OH, CRIPES!" "( yelling )" "DAD!" "LOOK." "OH, MY GOD!" "LOOK OUT!" "GET THEM!" "HIT THEM!" "HIT THEM WITH SOMETHING!" "HIT THEM!" "HIT THEM!" "YOU DOG!" "IN YOUR DREAMS" "TROLL BOY." "WHAT A PATHETIC DISPLAY." "HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELVES MY CHILDREN." "YOU ARE THE MOST... ( eerie whooshing )" "( yelling )" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DAD?" "WHAT'S WRONG?" "MIRROR..." "FIND ME A MIRROR." "OUT!" "GET OUT!" "SO GOOD OF YOU TO JOIN ME." "YOU DO THAT AGAIN TO ME" "AND I'LL KILL YOU." "WELL?" "WELL, WHAT?" "HAVE YOUR CHILDREN CAUGHT THE DOG FOR ME?" "NOT EXACTLY." "YOU DO SURPRISE ME, YOUR MAJESTY." "HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY ESCAPE YOUR TINY LITTLE GRASP?" "DON'T YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY." "HE MUST BE CAUGHT." "SEND YOUR CHILDREN AFTER HIM." "AND WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN WENDELL'S KINGDOM?" "RETURN TO YOUR PALACE IMMEDIATELY." "AWAIT MY FURTHER ORDERS." "I DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU." "( distant bird calls )" "VIRGINIA, WOULD YOU SAY" "THAT YOU WERE HUNGRY FOR LOVE AND APPROVAL" "BUT DESTINED FOR REJECTION?" "I'M QUITE HAPPY AS I AM, THANK YOU." "WAIT!" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" "!" "I HAD TO FOR YOUR OWN GOOD." "YOU THREW AWAY MY SHOES!" "YOU WERE ALREADY DREAMING" "OF WEARING THEM TONIGHT, WEREN'T YOU?" "YES, I..." "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?" "MAGIC IS VERY NICE" "BUT IT'S VERY EASY TO GET ADDICTED." "BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU WANT THEM?" "HOW COME YOU WERE ABLE TO RESIST THE SHOES" "AND I WASN'T?" "BECAUSE YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG DESIRE" "TO BE INVISIBLE." "ANTONY, I KNOW THAT AS MY NEW MANSERVANT" "YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN." "YOU WILL WILLINGLY GIVE YOUR LIFE TO SAVE MINE." "BUT I WONDER IF YOU'D LIKE TO SWEAR" "A FORMAL OATH OF ALLEGIANCE." "DESTINY HAS BROUGHT US TOGETHER" "THAT MUCH IS CLEAR." "MY DESTINY" "IS TO RULE THE FOURTH KINGDOM, OF COURSE" "BUT WHAT IS YOURS?" "SOMEONE AS LOWLY" "AND INCONSEQUENTIAL AS YOURSELF" "MAY YET HAVE AN IMPORTANT PART TO PLAY" "EVEN IF IT IS" "ONLY CATERING TO MY EVERY WHIM" "WHILST I'M TRAPPED" "IN THE BODY OF A DO..." "WHAT WAS THAT?" "NOTHING." "UH..." "A FISH, I DON'T KNOW." "( crowd shouting )" "I INSIST YOU LEAVE." "TROLLS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE FOURTH KINGDOM" "WITHOUT PROPER PERMITS." "THIS IS A GROSS VIOLATION" "OF THE NINE KINGDOMS TREATY." "SHUT YOUR MOUTH." "UNLESS YOU LEAVE THIS INSTANT" "I SHALL NOTIFY PRINCE WENDELL" "AND SOLDIERS WILL BE SENT." "( crowd shouting )" "I AM DECLARING WAR ON THE FOURTH KINGDOM." "AND I CHALLENGE PRINCE WENDELL TO COME AND FACE ME" "WITHIN SEVEN DAYS" "OR I WILL CLAIM HIS KINGDOM AS MY OWN." "RISE AND SHINE!" "WAKEY, WAKEY." "( howling )" "IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY" "IN THE FOURTH KINGDOM." "SLEEP WELL, VIRGINIA?" "ACTUALLY, NO." "I JUST GOT TO SLEEP AN HOUR AGO." "OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE" "JOINED ME ON DECK SLEEPING UNDER THE STARS." "IT WAS QUITE MAGNIFICENT." "YOU'RE OUTSTANDINGLY GORGEOUS IN THE MORNING." "PERT FROM THE FRONT..." "AND A VISION FROM BEHIND." "HEY, HEY, HEY." "WHAT?" "DON'T LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT." "WAS IT THIS LOOK, TONY?" "( panting )" "I CAN'T HELP IT." "IT'S ANIMAL PASSION." "OH, JUST..." "LOOK, JUST STAY AWAY FROM HER, ALL RIGHT?" "YOU'VE GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD." "WELL, HOW CAN I STAY AWAY FROM HER?" "WE'RE ON A VERY SMALL BOAT." "I MAY BUMP INTO HER ACCIDENTALLY AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT." "HEY, WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT ME" "AS IF I'M NOT HERE?" "MANSERVANT..." "WE NEED TO GO UP ON DECK." "BRING A BUCKET" "AND A SHOVEL." "FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT YOUR MANSERVANT." "AND IF YOU THINK I'M GOING..." "OW!" "WHAT THE...?" "CRIPES!" "WHAT IS THAT?" "WHOA." "HUFFITY, PUFFITY." "THAT'S ONE HELL OF A FISH." "GOLDEN RIVER GOLD FISH." "YOU THINK IT'S MAGIC?" "OH, GOODNESS GRACIOUS, YES." "THIS IS THE FAMOUS ANYTHING-YOU-TOUCH" "WILL-TURN-TO-GOLD FISH." "WHAT'S THIS?" ""WARNING FINANCIAL EMERGENCY." "Tony:" "LOOK AT THAT." ""STICK A FINGER IN MY MOUTH" ""TURN AROUND TILL YOU FACE SOUTH." ""TOUCH A THING THAT YOU WOULD PRIZE" ""AND YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES." ""HERE IS MAGIC TO BEHOLD" "ALL THAT GLITTERS CAN BE GOLD."" "YOU REALLY THINK IT TURNS WHATEVER YOU TOUCH INTO GOLD?" "I'M SURE IT DOES, BUT..." "WE DON'T NEED TO TURN ANYTHING INTO GOLD, DO WE?" "WELL, NO, BUT I MEAN, GOLD IS GOLD, RIGHT?" "THINK ABOUT THE GUY THAT OWNED THIS BOAT." "HE WAS NO FOOL." "HE'S PROBABLY NOW LIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY" "IN SOME NINE KINGDOMS CONDOMINIUM" "WITH A MOUNTAIN OF GOLD IN HIS BACKYARD" "AND EVERYTHING HIS HEART DESIRES." "BEST LEAVE IT ALONE, TONY." "BEST LEAVE IT ALONE." "YEAH..." "WELL, OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH." "BEST LEAVE IT ALONE, TONY." "BEST LEAVE IT..." "( clamoring and screaming )" "EXACTLY WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PLAYING AT?" "WE HAD A BARGAIN." "I WOULD GIVE YOU HALF OF WENDELL'S KINGDOM" "IN RETURN FOR YOUR COOPERATION." "YOU'VE DONE QUITE WELL" "SINCE I BROKE YOU OUT OF PRISON." "IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT THE CORONATION PROCEED" "ACCORDING TO MY PLAN." "IF YOU REMAIN IN WENDELL'S KINGDOM" "THEN YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING." "A CRISIS WILL INEVITABLY ENSUE." "WHAT'S "ENSUE" MEAN?" "IT MEANS LEAVE BEANTOWN, RETURN TO YOUR KINGDOM" "OR YOU'LL RUIN EVERYTHING." "I MIGHT, I MIGHT NOT." "BY THE WAY, HOW ARE MY CHILDREN DOING?" "THEIR INTELLECT AND BRAVERY QUITE TAKE MY BREATH AWAY." "YEAH." "WELL, YOU LOOK AFTER THEM." "I WANT THEM BACK IN ONE PIECE." "IF YOU'LL ONLY BE PATIENT, YOUR MAJESTY" "I WILL GIVE YOU WENDELL'S KINGDOM ON A PLATE." "BUT I'M HUNGRY NOW." "MORON!" "MIRROR, TALK TO ME." "WHY HAVEN'T YOU FOUND WENDELL YET?" "HE IS WITH OTHERS, BUT I CANNOT SEE THEM." "WHO?" "!" "THREE TRAVEL WITH WENDELL" "ONE WHO CAN TALK WITH HIM, AND ONE WHO CAN HURT YOU." "THEY ARE TRAVELING DOWN THE RIVER" "TOWARDS US, UNKNOWINGLY." "SHOW ME." "SHOW ME." "I CANNOT." "WOLF IS WITH THEM." "WORK ON HIM." "MAKE HIM TALK TO ME." "( tape playing "Night Fever" )" "¶ ..." "WHEN YOU REACH OUT FOR ME" "¶ YEAH, AND THE FEELIN' IS RIGHT ¶" "¶ I GET THE NIGHT FEVER, NIGHT FEVER ¶" "¶ WE KNOW HOW TO DO IT" "¶ NIGHT AFTER NI-NI-NI-NIGHT" "¶ NIGHT FEVER, NIGHT FEVER" "¶ WE KNOW HOW TO SHOW IT" "¶ I'LL BE FOREVER MAKIN' MUSIC" "¶ HERE I AM" "( music slowing ) ¶ PRAYIN' FOR THIS MOMENT TO LAST ¶" "¶ LIVIN' ON THE MUSIC SO FINE" "¶ BORNE ON THE WIND" "¶ MAKIN' IT MINE..." "AHH!" "AHH!" "THEIR MAGIC IS USELESS, THE BROTHERS GIBB." "ROW FASTER." "SHUT UP, BLUEBELL." "I'VE ROWED ALL NIGHT." "OH, SHUT UP, BURLY." "OH, BLUEBELL, STOP EATING YOUR HEAD LICE." "I WASN'T CHEWING." "I WAS JUST KEEPING IT UNDER MY TONGUE." "STOP TALKING." "AND ROW FASTER, BLABBERWORT, FASTER." "OH, LOOKEE LOOK." "LOOK THERE." "( groaning )" "A BOOK." ""WOMEN WHO LOVE MEN..."" ""..." "WHO HATE WOMEN." NICEY-NICE." "THAT'S NOT NICE." "Tony:" "WOLF!" "YOU DOING SOMETHING WITH DINNER OR NOT?" "!" "UH, YEAH." "UH-HUH." "UH..." "COME ON." "I MUST LOOK BEAUTIFUL FOR VIRGINIA." "HELLO, WOLF." "( gasping )" "OH..." "GO AWAY." "LEAVE ME ALONE." "YOU AGREED TO OBEY ME." "NO." "YES." "I CONTROL YOU." "NO." "WHY CAN'T I SEE YOUR COMPANION?" "WHAT MAGIC IS GOING ON HERE?" "MAGIC?" "WELL, UH..." "IS THERE FOOD, OR ISN'T THERE FOOD?" "NO." "I WASN'T TALKING TO ANYBODY." "I WAS MAKING DINNER." "WHERE IS IT?" "IT'S..." "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I..." "WHA...?" "HEY." "FISHY, FISHY, FISHY?" "HEY." "( tapping louder )" "( coughing loudly )" ""THERE IS MAGIC TO BEHOLD." "ALL THAT GLITTERS CAN BE GOLD."" "HUH." "( blowing )" "HELLO?" "OH, MY FINGER OF FORTUNE." "Virginia:" "DAD?" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I THOUGHT I HEARD A CRASH." "OH, HI." "JUST, UM, CLEANING UP A LITTLE OF THIS ACCIDENTAL..." "GLASS BREAKAGE." "DID YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN THAT FISH?" "UH, NO, WELL, TECHNICALLY, UM..." "YES." "( gasping )" "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "WE'RE RICH NOW." "WE'RE RICH." "WE'RE OUR OWN BANK." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I COULD TURN THIS ENTIRE BOAT INTO GOLD." "YES, AND THEN IT WOULD SINK AND WE WOULD ALL DROWN." "GOOD POINT." "OKAY, I'LL WAIT." "I'LL FIND THE RIGHT THING" "AND THEN I'LL HAVE THIS HUGE LUMP OF GOLD." "YOU'LL BE THANKING ME." "YOU WILL BE THANKING ME." "OH, YES." "( panting and sniffing )" "GET SOME BONES." "JAWBONES." "GNAW BONES." "MUST FIND SOME BONES." "( panting )" "MISTRESS WON'T GIVE ME ANY BONES." "STEAL SOME BONES." "BURY THEM UNDER THE SHEETS..." "AND CHEW THEM WHEN SHE'S GONE TO BED." "OW!" "AHH... ( panting and sniffing )" "NICE BONES..." "Queen:" "STAND UP." "STAND UP PROPERLY." "I'M SCARED." "OF WHAT?" "I'LL FALL OVER." "IT'S SO HIGH UP HERE." "CAN'T I GET ON ALL FOURS?" "DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?" "CAN I HAVE A BISCUIT?" "YOU ARE NOT A DOG." "YOU ARE PRINCE WENDELL." "YOU ARE RULER OF THE FOURTH KINGDOM." "PRINCE WENDELL LOVES BISCUITS." "GET DRESSED." "YOU HAVE A WHOLE LIFE TO LEARN." "BEFORE YOU CAN BE CROWNED KING" "YOU MUST BE SEEN TO DEMONSTRATE" "BRAVERY, ROYALTY, AND INTELLIGENCE." "( panting )" "( barking )" "WHAT A CHALLENGE." "OH, NO." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "UH, NOTHING." "JUST, JUST A FEELING." "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!" "IT'S ACORN'S BOAT." "IT'S MOORED RIGHT THERE." "LOOK." "WATCH THE FINGER." "THERE." "RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE." "ANTONY, SOMETHING REALLY STRANGE IS HAPPENING." "I FEEL IT." "I FEEL" "LIKE I'M TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME." "WHAT?" "I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THAT CASTLE." "W-WHAT, WHAT CAS...?" "IT'S AN OLD RUIN-- THAT CASTLE." "WHY GO THERE?" "LET'S GO TO ONE OF ACORN'S BOATS." "NO." "I'M SURE MY HUMAN BODY IS THERE." "WAIT!" "HEY!" "OH, MY GOD." "PRINCE, COME BACK!" "COME BACK." "WHAT IS WRONG" "WITH HIM?" "PRINCE!" "WELL, WE CAN'T GO AFTER HIM." "BUT..." "LET'S JUST GO FIND ACORN" "AND GET THE MIRROR BACK, OKAY?" "GOOD IDEA." "LET HIM GO." "LET HIM GO." "LET HIM...?" "Burly:" "FASTER!" "ROW FASTER!" "I CAN'T ROW ANY FASTER." "MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING." ""MY HANDS ARE BLEEDING."" "OH, SUCK IT UP, BLUEBELL." "BOTH OF YOU JUST SHUT UP." "SHUT UP." "LOOK." "THERE'S THE RUINED CASTLE." "WE SHOULD REPORT TO THE QUEEN." "EXCELLENT IDEA." "STEER US OVER TO THE SHORE." "ACORN'S BEEN HERE ALL MORNING." "HE LEFT LESS THAN A HALF HOUR AGO." "WITH THE REST OF THE STUFF THAT WAS ON THE BOAT?" "YEP." "WHEN'S HE COMING BACK?" "HE'S NOT." "HE SWAPPED THIS LOVELY BOAT FOR MY HORSE AND CART." "I RECKON I GOT A GREAT DEAL." "WELL, WHICH WAY DID HE GO?" "HE SAID HE'D USE THE ROAD THROUGH THE FORREST." "IF YOU HURRY, YOU COULD CATCH HIM." "OH, GOOD IDEA, GOOD IDEA." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "HOLD ON A SECOND." "WHAT ABOUT PRINCE?" "WELL, HE'S OFF." "HE WANTS TO BE ON HIS OWN." "SEE" "MY HEART IS BREAKING, BUT, UH..." "LET'S FOLLOW THE MIRROR." "TON..." "YOU SAID SO YOURSELF" "HE'S BEEN NOTHING BUT A NUISANCE." "YEAH, I KNOW, BUT I..." "LOOK, UH..." "IT FEELS WEIRD LEAVING HIM." "HE MUST HAVE RUN OFF FOR A REASON." "YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE THAT MIRROR." "DAD." "ALL RIGHT, NO." "WAIT, WAIT." "LOOK. 15 MINUTES." "DAD." "ALL RIGHT, 15 MINUTES." "WHILE YOU'RE WAITING TO EAT" "TRY TO KEEP YOUR TONGUE INSIDE YOUR MOUTH." "IT'S SOMEWHAT VULGAR" "TO HAVE IT HANGING OUT ALL THE TIME." "I'M STARVING." "WHERE'S MY BOWL?" "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A LOVELY MEAL." "OH." "JUST AS SOON AS YOU'VE LEARNT TO USE A FORK..." "AND A KNIFE." "UNTIL THEN, YOU WILL STARVE." "WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO DRINK, YOUR MAJESTY?" "BOWL OF WATER." "NO, A GLASS OF WATER." "A PRINCE NEVER DRINKS FROM A BOWL." "A GLASS OF WATER, PLEASE." "YES." "IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU REQUIRE?" "UH, MY WOOLLY BALL." "NO, WE DON'T PLAY BALL AT THE TABLE." "MAJESTY, THE THREE TROLLS HAVE RETURNED." "YOU PRACTICE USING YOUR FORK AND KNIFE" "AND I WILL RETURN TO TEST YOU IN TEN MINUTES." "FORK..." "KNIFE." "Prince:" "I'M SURE I'M HERE." "IT MUST BE ME." "I CAN SMELL ME." "( Prince barking )" "( sniffing )" "( barks )" "( barking )" "YOU." "IT'S ME." "YOU..." "IT'S ME." "IT'S ME..." "I'M YOU..." "OH." "IT'S ME." "IT'S YOU." "IT'S ME..." "HELLO." "YES, YES." "GOOD DOGGIE." "GOOD DOGGIE." "FORELEGS, PLEASE." "NOW, IF YOU CAN JUST" "REACH UP AND TOUCH ME, WE CAN CHANGE BACK." "OH, COME ON, YOU DUMB DOG, REACH UP." "I DEFINITELY CAN'T REACH YOU." "WAIT HERE." "YOU CAN'T HEAR ME" "BUT I'M GOING TO GO FOR HELP." "NOW, DON'T WORRY," "I'LL BE BACK IN JUST A MINUTE." "DON'T MOVE!" "WHERE IS PRINCE WENDELL?" "AH, YES." "PRINCE WENDELL." "I SENT YOU" "TO GET HIM." "A NOBLE MISSION FOR ANY TROLL." "SO WHERE IS HE?" "YOU IDIOTS!" "I'VE SPOKEN WITH MY MIRROR." "PRINCE WENDELL IS VERY NEAR." "HE MAY EVEN BE IN RIVERTOWN BY NOW." "WOW." "THAT'S A STROKE OF LUCK." "GO AND FIND HIM!" "IF YOU RETURN AGAIN WITHOUT THE DOG" "I WILL MAKE YOU EAT EACH OTHER'S HEARTS." "WELL, THAT DIDN'T GO TOO BADLY, CONSIDERING." "HEY!" "PRINCE?" "!" "PRINCE!" "ANTONY!" "PRINCE." "I FOUND MYSELF." "LOOK OUT!" "LOOK OUT!" "OH!" "GET OFF MY ARM!" "JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, ALL RIGHT?" "I GOT HIM." "I GOT HIM." "HE'S JUST A DOG, YOU COWARDS." "ANTONY!" "DAD!" "TONY!" "TONY!" "HEY!" "DAD!" "OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT." "DID YOU FIND PRINCE?" "UH..." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "I DEFEATED THE TROLLS." "THAT'S THE GOOD NEWS." "GOOD." "IS THERE ANY" "BAD NEWS, TONY?" "DO YOU THINK THAT BOATMAN MIGHT HAVE A CHISEL?" "DAD, WHAT EXACTLY IS THE BAD NEWS?" "YEAH." "WELL..." "I THINK HE'LL COME APART FROM THE OTHERS PRETTY EASILY." "HUNTSMAN..." "YOU SUMMONED ME, MY LADY?" "NEITHER WOLF NOR THE TROLLS HAVE CAPTURED THE DOG YET." "SOMEONE IS TESTING ME." "COMPARED TO YOU..." "THEY'RE NOTHING." "WHY CAN'T I SEE THEM IN MY MIRRORS?" "SOMETHING'S CLOUDING MY VISION..." "BUT THEY ARE NEAR." "THEY HAVE LEFT THE RIVER." "THEY ARE ABOUT TO ENTER YOUR FOREST." "I WILL FIND THEM." "NOTHING ESCAPES..." "THE HUNTSMAN." ""EVERY ASPECT OF MY LIFE, I AM GUIDED" ""TO MY HIGHEST HAPPINESS AND FULFILLMENT." ""EVERY DAY, IN EVERY WAY" ""I AM BECOMING A NEW AND BETTER MAN." ""I AM SENSITIVE TO THE NEEDS OF WOMEN" ""I AM LISTENING TO MY EMOTIONS" ""AND I AM ONE WITH MYSELF" "AND..."" "( grunts )" "OKAY." "RIGHT." ""I AM FULL OF..." "PEACE AND SERENITY" ""AND I HAVE CONTROL... ( sizzling )" ""OVER ALL OF MY DESIRES AND..." "AND..."" "TONY, YOU'RE RUINING THE BACON!" "I CAN SMELL IT BURNING!" "( growling softly )" "TONY... ( gasps )" "BACON." "( chuckling )" "I FEEL TERRIBLE." "LOOK AT HIM." "Wolf:" "IT WAS A SIMPLE MAGIC FISH SPELL" "GOLD FINGER MISTAKE, TONY." "IT WAS ALMOST PREDICTABLE." "BUT I'VE KILLED HIM." "( sighing ):" "THINGS HAVE A WAY OF BOUNCING BACK HERE." "I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT HIM TOO MUCH." "REALLY?" "YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT?" "I'M AFRAID I AM JUST SAYING THAT." "WHAT..." "WATCH THIS SIMPLE PRINCE-ALERTNESS TEST." "COME ON." "COME ON." "COME ON." "FETCH." "FETCH." "THAT'S NOT FUNNY." "IT COULD GET FUNNY IF WE KEEP ON DOING IT." "WHY ARE YOU TWO STILL SITTING HERE?" "I TOLD YOU TO GET PACKED UP." "WE'RE MAKING SANDWICHES." "WE'RE MAKING SANDWICHES." "THE MIRROR IS GETTING FURTHER AWAY ALL THE TIME." "IF WE LOSE THIS TRAIL NOW, WE'RE NEVER GOING" "TO GET HOME." "OH, BUT, VIRGINIA, BREAKFAST IS BACON" "AND NOTHING SETS MY NOSTRILS TWITCHING" "LIKE BACON IN THE MORNING-- LITTLE PIGS PARADING UP AND DOWN" "WITH THEIR CURLY CORKSCREW TAILS... ( gasping )" "BACON SIZZLING AWAY ON AN IRON FRYING PAN." "( gasping )" "BASTE IT, ROAST IT, TOAST IT" "NIBBLE IT, CHEW IT" "BITE RIGHT THROUGH IT" "WOBBLE IT, GOBBLE IT, WRAP IT" "'ROUND A COUPLE OF CHICKENS AND AM I RAVENOUS!" "( growling )" "LET'S FINISH THESE ON THE MOVE." "WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE, VIRGINIA." "VIRGINIA, UH, WAIT." "VIRGINIA..." "WAIT, WAIT, VIRGINIA." "UH, WHAT DO YOU SEE?" "UH..." "A LOT OF TREES?" "NO." "YOU SEE NOTHING." "LOOK AT EVERYTHING" "THAT HAPPENED HERE LAST NIGHT WHILE YOU SLEPT." "LIKE WHAT?" "YOU SEE THAT CLEARING?" "YEAH." "ABOUT MIDNIGHT..." "A BADGER TROTTED ACROSS THERE" "AND, THEN, TWO HOURS LATER, A MOTHER FOX TOOK THE PATH" "BUT OUR PRESENCE SPOOKED HER." "SO, SHE WENT BACK INTO THE TREES." "THEN, A HALF AN HOUR AFTER THAT" "ANOTHER FOX APPEARED" "MALE THIS TIME, YOUNG AND OUT COURTING." "I RECKON HE GOT HIS PORRIDGE" "BECAUSE I DIDN'T SEE HIM COME BACK..." "OR-OR OVER THERE." "YOU SEE OVER THERE" "WHERE THE UNDERGROWTH IS DISTURBED?" "A NOISY, LITTLE WILD BOAR WAS SNUFFLING ABOUT." "I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T WAKE YOU UP." "OH, OH, OH, AND RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU" "YOU SEE THE PASSAGE OF THE MOLE?" "OR-OR OVER THERE" "A STAG AND A DOE" "WATCHED THE SUN COME UP WITH ME." "AND THAT'S NOT TO MENTION THE ALL-NIGHT RABBIT PARTY" "OR THE WEASELS OR THE PHEASANTS" "OR THAT-THAT OWL." "OH..." "AND YOU SAW NOTHING." "I STAND CORRECTED." "YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO." "( chuckles )" "GREAT." "CAN WE GO?" "OH, TONY?" "I AM BUT A POOR OLD LADY." "SPARE ME SOME FOOD." "SORRY, WE'RE DOWN" "TO OUR LAST SIX BACON SANDWICHES." "GOOD SIR..." "I ONLY GIVE TO REGISTERED CHARITIES." "YOUNG LADY..." "SPARE ME SOME FOOD, PLEASE." "I'LL GIVE YOU WHAT I HAVE." "OH..." "WH..." "VIRGINIA..." "YOU ARE SUCH A SOFT TOUCH." "YEAH, "SOFT TOUCH."" "HEY." "SINCE YOU HAVE BEEN KIND" "I HAVE A LESSON" "FOR ALL OF YOU." "TAKE THIS STICK." "BREAK IT." "AND THIS ONE." "( Virginia chuckles )" "PUT THESE THREE TOGETHER." "NOW, TRY AND BREAK THEM." "OKAY." "I CAN'T." "( chuckles )" "THAT IS THE LESSON." "( whispering ):" "GOOD LESSON." "OH, WOW." "I THINK MAYBE THAT WAS ONLY WORTH ONE SANDWICH." ""WHEN THE STUDENTS ARE READY, THE TEACHER APPEARS."" "YOU DIDN'T GO TO MY SCHOOL." "UM, EXCUSE ME, MISS, DID YOU HAPPEN" "TO SEE A DWARF DRIVING A CART?" "VERY EARLY THIS MORNING." "HE TOOK THE MAIN ROAD THROUGH THE FOREST" "BUT YOU MUST NOT." "YOU MUST LEAVE THE PATH." "WAIT." "THE ROAD'S THE ONLY" "SAFE THING IN THE WHOLE FOREST." "NOT FOR YOU." "SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING YOU." "THEY INTEND TO KILL YOU." "( gasps ) WHOA." "WAIT." "WAIT, WHAT IS THIS INTENT TO KILL?" "( panting )" "OH, THERE'S A MAN WHO CONTROLS THIS FOREST" " THE HUNTSMAN." "I'VE HEARD HE SERVES THE QUEEN" "BUT HE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T EXPECT US" "TO LEAVE THE ONLY ROAD AND GO INTO THE FOREST ITSELF." "WHY NOT?" "BECAUSE ONLY A FOOL WOULD GO INTO THE DISENCHANTED FOREST." "WELL, LET'S NOT." "OKAY, FROM NOW ON, I WILL LEAD." "YOU STEP WHERE I STEP." "WAIT..." "I... ( grumbles )" "( rustling )" "( barking echoing )" "( barking echoing )" "IS IT JUST ME OR DO YOU HEAR MOANING?" "I HEAR MOANING." "YOU'RE GOING TO HEAR LOTS OF THINGS." "THE FOREST IS..." "IT'S MAGICAL." "( moaning echoing )" "( gasps )" "Virginia:" "CRIPES, WHAT IS THIS PLACE?" "DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING?" "I'M FOLLOWING MY NOSE." "WHO IS THIS HUNTSMAN?" "( Tony grumbling )" "AW..." "WE CAN'T WALK ALL NIGHT." "YES, WE CAN." "WHOA..." "SHH." "DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?" "( horse snorting )" "( owl hooting )" "( horse whinnying, people chattering )" "Wolf:" "GYPSIES." "WHAT DO WE DO NOW?" "UHH..." "JOIN US, OF COURSE." "POACHERS." "THEY'LL KILL US IF THEY SO CHOOSE." "DO NOT REFUSE ANYTHING THEY OFFER" "BUT DO NOT CONSUME" "ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY SEEN THEM EAT FIRST." "IT'S LIKE HAVING DINNER AT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE." "I THINK WE SHOULD SIT DOWN." "HOW ARE YOU?" "( festive music playing )" "WHEW, THIS IS THE BEST HEDGEHOG" "I'VE HAD IN WEEKS." "( cheering and applause )" "NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, STRANGER." "Tony:" "WELL, NO, I DON'T ACTUALLY PLAY." "THEN SING US A SONG." "NOT A SINGER." "TONY" "SING." "LET'S NOT INSULT OUR HOSTS." "BUT..." "I CAN'T THINK OF ANY SONGS." "IS OUR HOSPITALITY NOT WORTH" "A SONG?" "I DON'T." "I CAN'T..." "SURE." "I, UH..." "UH..." "UM... ( haltingly ):" "¶ PICKED UP A BOY JUST SOUTH OF MOBILE ¶" "¶ GAVE HIM A RIDE" "¶ FILLED HIM WITH A HOT MEAL ¶" "¶ I WAS 16, HE WAS 21" "¶ GYPSIES, TRAMPS" "¶ AND THIEVES" "¶ WE HEARD IT FROM THE PEOPLE ¶" "¶ IN THE TOWN" "¶ THEY CALLED US GYPSIES, TRAMPS AND THIEVES ¶" "¶ BUT EVERY NIGHT THE MEN WOULD COME AROUND ¶" "¶ AND LAY THEIR MONEY DOWN." "( clapping )" "Virginia:" "THAT WAS GOOD." "Tony:" "WELL..." "HEY, I..." "( birds chirping )" "Bird:" "SET ME FREE." "SET US FREE." "PLEASE, SET US FREE." "WE'RE JUST LITTLE VICTIMS." "MAGIC BIRDS." "VERY RARE, VERY HARD TO CATCH." "ONLY THE GYPSIES KNOW HOW TO CATCH THEM." "LITTLE VICTIMS." "YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, GIRLIE." "LITTLE VICTIMS." "WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM?" "Wolf:" "THEY'LL HAVE THEIR WINGS BROKEN." "BE SOLD TO RICH PEOPLE." "WE WON'T, WILL WE?" "THAT'S AWFUL." "SEE, SOME PEOPLE, THEY EAT THEM" "BELIEVING THAT THEY ABSORB THEIR MAGIC." "THEY DON'T, DO THEY?" "THAT'S TERRIBLE." "I HAVE SIX LITTLE BABIES WAITING TO BE FED." "THEY'RE STARVING TO DEATH WITHOUT ME." "THAT'S AWFUL." "SET US FREE." "PLEASE SET US FREE." "IS HE REAL GOLD?" "WHAT?" "NO, NO." "OH, GOLD." "NO, NO, PLEASE DON'T." "NO, NO, NO." "IT'S JUST GOLD PAINT." "I BOUGHT A COUPLE" " A PAIR" "TO PUT AT THE END OF MY DRIVEWAY." "SET UP A TABLE." "I SEE GREAT WEALTH COMING TO YOU." "YEAH!" "THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR." "AND PASSING" "STRAIGHT THROUGH." "OH, THAT WAS THE BEAN I HAD." "AND WHAT ABOUT THE FUTURE?" "I FIND THE FOOL..." "UH-HUH." "AND THAT CARD?" "WHAT'S THAT CARD?" "THE FOOL'S FRIEND-- THE OAF." "HE IS JOINED BY" "THE BUFFOON..." "AND THE VILLAGE IDIOT." "WHAT?" "I..." "I WILL READ THE GIRL." "OH, NO, THANKS." "YOU ARE FULL OF ANGER." "YOU CONCEAL MUCH ABOUT YOURSELF." "I NEED A LOCK OF YOUR HAIR." "YOU HAVE A GREAT DESTINY" "WHICH STRETCHES WAY BACK IN TIME." "I'M JUST A WAITRESS" "SO I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY PRIZES SO FAR." "YOU HAVE NEVER FORGIVEN YOUR MOTHER FOR LEAVING YOU." "AS I SAID" "I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN HAVING MY FORTUNE READ." "( panting )" "LOVE AND ROMANCE, PLEASE." "MARRIAGE, CHILDREN, HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE" "FOR THE CREAMY GIRL OF MY DREAMS TO SAY YES" "THAT SORT OF THING." "I SEE DEATH." "OOH!" "A YOUNG GIRL DEAD..." "TORN TO PIECES." "NO!" "OH, NO." "SEE, I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES" "OF THREE GIRLS AND TWO BOYS." "I SEE A FIRE" "BEING BUILT." "YOU ARE GOING TO BE BURNED ON IT." "NO!" "YOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU SEEM." "YOU ARE A WOLF." "SO IS YOUR GRANDSON." "YOU MUST STAY WITH US TONIGHT." "FRIENDS MUST STAY TOGETHER" "IN THE DANGEROUS FOREST." "YEAH." "( bird screeches in distance )" "( magic birds twittering )" "SET US FREE." "SET US FREE." "SET US FREE!" "SET US FREE!" "PLEASE SET US FREE!" "SET US FREE!" "SET US FREE!" "PLEASE SET US FREE!" "Wolf:" "SHH." "Birds:" "SET US FREE!" "SET US FREE, PLEASE!" "SET US FREE!" "PLEASE SET US FREE!" "SET ME FREE!" "PLEASE SET US FREE." "( loud twittering )" "SET US FREE!" "PLEASE SET US FREE!" "PLEASE SET US FREE!" "PLEASE SET ME FREE!" "WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?" "VIRGINIA." "VIRGINIA!" "PLEASE SET ME FREE!" "DON'T." "DON'T." "COME ON." "( buckets clatter )" "UH-OH!" "OH!" "Tony:" "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" "GO, GO!" "COME ON, GO!" "AFTER THEM!" "QUICK!" "VIRGINIA!" "I'LL GO TO THE RIGHT." "( men shouting )" "Gypsy Queen:" "COME BACK!" "NO ONE IS THERE!" "COME BACK!" "I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT." "THE OLD WOMAN CALLED OFF THE HUNT." "MAYBE WE JUST GOT LUCKY." "LET'S JUST GET GOING." "THE SOONER WE GET OUT OF THIS FOREST, THE BETTER." "HELP ME GET PRINCE UP ON THE PATH." "CAN'T WE JUST BURY HIM?" "WE COULD ALWAYS COME BACK" "SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE." "I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE HIM." "I GOT HIM INTO THIS MESS;" "I'M GOING TO GET HIM OUT." "OH!" "I WISH I KNEW WHY THEY GAVE UP SO EASILY." "THAT'S NOT LIKE GYPSIES AT ALL." "STRETCH IT, TWIST IT, MAKE IT GROW" "LIKE A RIVER, MAKE IT FLOW" "MAKE IT PULL AND PINCH AND TWEAK" "MAKE IT GROW TILL SHE GROWS WEAK" "MAKE HER MOAN AND SCREAM AND CRY" "MAKE HER WISH THAT SHE WOULD DIE!" "( horse whinnying )" ""ALL POACHERS" ""WILL BE KILLED" "BY ORDER OF THE HUNTSMAN."" "HE'S HERE." "HE'S OVER THERE!" "I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!" "( screaming )" "( all yelling )" "( horse neighing )" "WHAT?" "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" "UM..." "YOUR HAIR." "IT LOOKS..." "WELL, DIFFERENT." "OH, YEAH." "THAT'S BECAUSE I WENT TO THE BEAUTICIAN LAST NIGHT." "NO, IT'S NOT THAT." "IT'S, UM..." "WELL..." "IT'S GROWN." "GROWN?" "SO IT HAS." "MY GOD!" "OH, MY GOD, IT IS LONGER." "THAT'S SO WEIRD." "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "THE GYPSIES!" "OF COURSE." "THEY HAD SOME OF YOUR HAIR." "THE GYPSIES HAVE CURSED YOU!" "CURSED ME?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CURSED?" "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "UM..." "BRAID IT?" "OW!" "STOP IT!" "YOU'RE JERKING IT!" "I'M SORRY." "IT'S NOT THAT EASY" "YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF SPLIT ENDS." "( groans )" "HOW LONG IS IT NOW?" "OH, DON'T ASK." "UH, WHERE ARE WE GOING?" "( thunder crashing )" "OW!" "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "THIS IS CRAZY!" "WE CAN'T KEEP GOING." "WE'VE GOT TO STOP SOMEWHERE." "WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIND SHELTER" "IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?" "I DON'T KNOW!" "CRIPES!" "LOOK!" "( laughing ):" "OH-HO-HO!" "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "COME ON!" "( banging )" "ANYONE HOME?" "Wolf:" "IT'S OKAY" " NO ONE'S BEEN HERE FOR A LONG TIME." "HEY..." "HEY, COME LOOK AT THIS." "ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?" "THIS IS SNOW WHITE'S COTTAGE." "GOODNESS GRACIOUS ME" "THIS IS THE SEVEN DWARFS' HOUSE!" "IT'S BEEN LOST FOR A VERY LONG TIME." "THESE BEDS ARE SO TINY." "SEE, THIS IS A GREAT PIECE" "OF OUR HISTORY." "IT'S A PITY PRINCE IS A STIFF." "THIS IS HIS GRANDMA'S COTTAGE." "CRIPES!" "Wolf:" "WE REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE A FIRE" "IF SOMEONE'S FOLLOWING US." "I DON'T CARE" " I'M NOT GOING TO BED WITH WET HAIR." "YOU KNOW, HERE'S A QUESTION I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ASKING:" "WHAT HAPPENED TO SNOW WHITE AFTER SHE MARRIED THE PRINCE?" "SHE BECAME A GREAT QUEEN" "ONE OF THE FIVE WOMEN WHO CHANGED HISTORY." "FIVE WOMEN?" "SNOW WHITE, CINDERELLA, QUEEN RIDING HOOD" "GRETEL THE GREAT AND THE LADY RAPUNZEL." "THEY FORMED" "THE FIRST FIVE KINGDOMS" "BROUGHT PEACE TO ALL THE LANDS" "BUT THEY'RE ALL DEAD NOW." "SOME SAY" "CINDERELLA'S STILL ALIVE" "BUT NO ONE'S SEEN HER IN PUBLIC" "IN NEARLY 40 YEARS." "SHE WOULD BE NEARLY 200 YEARS OLD." "( heavy sigh )" "THE DAYS OF "HAPPY EVER AFTER" ARE GONE." "THESE ARE DARK TIMES." "( crickets chirping, birds squawking )" "( soft snoring )" "Virginia:" "WHAT'D YOU SAY TO THAT BOY IN THE GYPSY CAMP?" "NOTHING MUCH;" "JUST WOLF STUFF." "WHAT'S "WOLF STUFF"?" "OH, I DIDN'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING TO HIM" "I WAS JUST WITH HIM." "HE HAD NEVER SEEN ANOTHER WOLF" "AND HE WAS SCARED." "IT'S A LONELY PATH IN LIFE TO BE DIFFERENT, AS YOU KNOW." "WHERE'S YOUR MOM?" "I HAVE NO IDEA." "SHE WALKED OUT ON US WHEN I WAS SEVEN." "( groans )" "SAD TO BE LEFT WHEN YOU'RE SO LITTLE." "I VERY RARELY THINK ABOUT HER, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU." "SHE'S NEVER REALLY BEEN A PART OF MY LIFE." "WELL, WHAT HAPPENED?" "OH..." "SHE JUST LEFT HOME." "WOULDN'T YOU IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO MY DAD?" "WELL, THEY'RE JUST..." "TOTALLY DIFFERENT PEOPLE." "YOU'VE MET MY GRANDMOTHER, RIGHT?" "MY MOTHER WAS LIKE THAT." "IT WAS A COMPLETE MISMATCH." "THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED TO BEGIN WITH." "ANYWAY..." "IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO." "WHERE IS SHE NOW?" "I HAVEN'T A CLUE" "AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS, REALLY." "DON'T YOU..." "WONDER WHAT SHE'S LIKE?" "SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME, BUT SHE DIDN'T" "AND THAT'S FINE, YOU KNOW?" "I MEAN, IF SHE DOESN'T WANT ME" "I'M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY ENERGY THINKING ABOUT HER." "OH." ""OH" WHAT?" ""OH." JUST "OH."" ""OH," AS IN AN ENCOURAGING, NONCOMMITTAL NOISE." ""TRY NOT TO COMMENT AS YOU LISTEN"" "AS MY VERY GOOD SELF-HELP BOOKS TAUGHT ME." "( sneezes )" "YOU MUST DO SOMETHING MAGNIFICENT WITH YOUR LIFE." "( laughs )" "OH, YEAH?" "WHY?" "BECAUSE YOUR HURT IS VERY GREAT." "THEY JUST SPLIT UP, OKAY?" "GOD!" "DOESN'T THAT EVER HAPPEN WHERE YOU COME FROM?" "OF COURSE NOT." "WE EITHER LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER" "OR WE GET KILLED BY HORRIBLE CURSES." "YOU DON'T TRUST NOBODY." "I DON'T TRUST YOU, NO." "WELL..." "YOU MAY NOT GET HURT..." "BUT HUFF AND PUFF, YOU WON'T GET LOVED, EITHER." "( groaning sleepily )" "OH, MY GOD." "OH, MY GOD!" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "( whimpering )" "GOODNESS, ME!" "CRIPES!" "IT'S EVERYWHERE!" "WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?" "TONY?" "TONY!" "VIRGINIA, IT'S..." "IT'S..." "IT'S GROWING UP THE STAIRS!" "( labored grunting )" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT'S NO GOOD." "NOTHING CUTS THROUGH THIS." "WELL, WHAT IF IT NEVER STOPS GROWING?" "WELL, I'M GOING TO DIE" "OF LONG HAIR!" "NO." "DON'T DESPAIR." "BECAUSE YOU SAVED MY LIFE" "I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO CUT YOUR HAIR." "OH, PLEASE." "DEEP IN THE FOREST" "THERE IS A WOODSMAN WITH A MAGIC AX" "THAT, WHEN SWUNG" "NEVER FAILS TO CUT WHATEVER IT HITS..." "AND IT WILL CUT YOUR HAIR AND CURE THE CURSE." "OKAY, WE BETTER GET MOVING" "BEFORE VIRGINIA'S HAIR GETS TOO LONG." "OH, THESE APPLES LOOK GOOD, THOUGH, HUH?" "TONY!" "NO!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "DON'T EAT THAT APPLE!" "HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!" "WHY NOT?" "THINK ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE-- SNOW WHITE'S COTTAGE." "YEAH?" "THAT APPLE TREE HAS PROBABLY GROWN" "FROM THE PIPS OF THE APPLE THAT POISONED HER." "AW!" "IS NOTHING SAFE AROUND THIS CRAZY PLACE?" "COME ALONG-- WE HAVE MUCH TO DO" "IF WE'RE GOING TO KEEP UP WITH THE MIRROR." "ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT THE HAIR;" "I GOT THE DOG." "Tony:" "BE CAREFUL..." "IT'S TRIPPING..." "NO KIDDING." ""IT'S TRIPPING."" "Tony:" "YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T CURSE YOU." "OH, OH, OH!" "I GOT A SCENT." "Tony:" "I'M SURE IT'S THE HUNTSMAN." "HE'S NEAR" " WE MUST MOVE FASTER." "HELLO?" "I CAN'T GO ANY FASTER." "VIRGINIA, THIS MAN IS GOING TO CATCH US WITHIN AN HOUR..." "ALL RIGHT!" "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?" "I'LL HIDE YOU." "THIS HUNTSMAN IS VERY GOOD" "BUT HE FOLLOWS TRACKS." "HE CANNOT SMELL THINGS LIKE AN ANIMAL." "I'LL LEAD HIM IN A BIG CIRCLE AND THEN COME BACK" "WHAT?" "FOR YOU TOMORROW." "NOW, HURRY!" "LET'S START WITH PRINCE." "OKAY." "THAT'S THE BEST I CAN DO." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "( gasping ):" "OH, OH, OKAY." "NOW, DON'T BREATHE, OKAY?" "NOW, DON'T BREATHE AT ALL UNTIL I RETURN, OKAY?" "AH." "OKAY, GOOD." "OKAY." "( stifling sneeze )" "( stifling sneeze )" "( sneezes )" "GO!" "GO!" "RUN!" "RUN!" "RUN!" "HURRY!" "FOLLOW ME!" "RUN!" "RUN!" "( gasping )" "VIRGINIA!" "OW!" "( whispering ):" "VIRGINIA..." "VIRGINIA!" "OW!" "STOP IT!" "YOU'RE HURTING ME!" "OW!" "LET GO!" "LET GO OF ME RIGHT NOW!" "OW..." "OW..." "( yells )" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "HE'S GOT VIRGINIA-- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED." "NO!" "YES!" "WE'LL NEVER FIND HER!" "WHAT?" "OH, NO!" "IT'S ALL MY FAULT!" "OH, IT'S ALL MY FAULT!" "OH, HO... ( howling )" "( groans in pain )" "SHH." "( Virginia screaming )" "Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0"