"Invader Zim Attack of the Saucer Morons s01e05A (s01e09)" "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "Human law enforcement machine." "Markings:" "lighty-flashy things on top." "Defensive capability:" "minimal." "Explodes on impact with giant meat." "Evaluation: pathetic!" "Pathetic Earth vehicle!" "Warning?" "!" "How could that be?" "Nothing threatens an Irken Voot Runner!" "Computer, run a diagnostic." "You've gone crazy!" "Eject!" "Eject!" "Eject command initiated." "Ruined." "Ruined!" "Irken engineering reduced to... this!" "Surely that was no human bee!" "Once I take care of the humans I will begin my war against... the bees!" "GIR, respond." "I need you to send out a tow vehicle to pick up the Voot Runner." "GIR?" "Hello?" "GIR, where are you?" "!" "Must be some interference." "Oh well." "This place is fairly deserted, well hidden." "I should be able to return with the tow vehicle, pick the cruiser up and go." "And when the repairs are done..." "I shall hunt down that evil death bee!" "An alien!" "Computer, bring me the Voot carrier." "Computer, disguise the carrier." "Something less conspicuous." "Processing, processing!" "Why am I so amazing?" "!" "This should be a standard recovery operation, pig." "We move in, we load the Voot Runner into you and we're out of there." "The humans will be none the wiser." "My ship!" "In the hands of the enemy!" "How?" "!" "How?" "Who knows what defenses they could devise through reverse-engineering!" "Stay here, pig." "I'll call you in as soon as I can get close enough to the Voot Runner." "What is the meaning of this?" "!" "Who are you people?" "What is that... thing..." "on your head?" "Hold it!" "We are the Children of the Bright and Shining Saucer!" "We have claimed this downed alien love ship, and want to share it with all humanity!" "But humanity must prove itself worthy!" "Love ship?" "But that's my... my..." "Your what?" "My... dream." "To become worthy enough to get close to the..." ""love ship."" "Wonderful!" "Our leader is conducting an initiation right now!" "Starchunk!" "Initiation?" "Fools!" "There is none so worthy as Zim!" "You've no idea what powers you are dealing with!" "No idea at..." "Now, the final initiation." "Okay, finally." "My recovery vehicle!" "We've just found a number of alien artifacts near the sight." "Truly this is a sign!" "It appears to be some form of symbolic greeting!" "The pig form perhaps represents mankind's pig-like affinity..." "for... exploration." "The pig accepts me!" "Fools!" "You have no possible idea what power you toy with!" "Release the pig!" "The pig... belongs..." "to all mankind!" "This is no man-pig!" "What?" "What?" "The alien!" "The one I told you I saw!" "Where?" "Don't come any closer!" "Don't try anything on me or I'll..." "I'll..." "I'll lay eggs in your stomach!" "I mean it!" "Nooooo!" "We are your loving servants, oh wise one!" "Stand away, you smell like feet!" "Leave me alone!" "Fill us with wisdom from another beyond!" "Yes, fill us!" "GIR!" "GIR!" "Are you there, GIR?" "!" "Help me!" " Hi!" " GIR, finally!" "I need your help!" "I've been captured!" "Yaaay!" "No, that's bad, GIR." "Yaaay!" "I need you to listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very carefully." "What?" "You are the one we've been waiting for!" "The one foretold in the prophesies, told by..." "Frank!" " Yup, told ya he'd come." "Bless the corns on my toes!" "Excuse me, there has been a mistake!" "Finally." "Come on, GIR!" "Who are you?" "!" "I am government man, come from the government, the government has sent me." "This is not an alien life form!" "He is an experimental government aircraft!" "That's an aircraft?" "!" "Fools!" "What else would I be?" "What about the floating pig out there?" "That's a government pig!" "Well, I have to take everything back to the home base now." "Buh-bye." "Wait!" "Come on, GIR, come on!" "Excuse me!" "How do we know he's really a government aircraft?" "And how do we know you're really with the government?" "He still has to bless my toes!" "And why should we let you take our discovery?" "I like you." "It's a government android!" "He's stealing our alien!" "GIR, quickly, ride the pig!" "Take me with you!" "Take me with you!" "Come back!" "Faster my pig!" "Faster!" "Finally!" "We are safe, GIR!" "We're back on track!" "Everything is smooth and..." "What?" "Subtitles:" "Ainee"