"Man:" "They just found her like this?" "Yeah." "She was wandering down the highway in a daze." "Hasn't said a word?" "Nothing so far." "What the hell do you think happened?" "No idea." "One way to find out." "Hey, I got to hit the road." "Are you going to be okay here?" "Yeah." "I called the sheriff." "He's on his way." "You sure?" "( chuckles )" "I think I can handle her." "My name is Harry Simpson." "Do you know where you are?" "Can you tell me your name?" "Kennedy." "Kennedy, that's-- that's nice." "Can you tell me what happened, Kennedy?" "Man:" "Whoo!" "Let's do this!" " ( honks horn ) - ( laughs )" "Can't wait to get you hammered." "It's been way too long." "Okay, Iet's not get carried away." "That's the whole point." "We're supposed to get carried away." "Hon, we need to have a stag." "The wedding's not gonna fall apart if you're gone for two days." "It's just a party." "Loosen up." "Man:" "Oh, and for the record, I'd just like to say that a joint stag is a very bad idea." "And for the record, nobody cares what you think." "Okay." "AII right, good." "Keep that up, and I won't strip for you later." "You know what?" "I think we'II take our chances." "Woman:" "I'm really excited about hanging out with all you guys." "Yeah, Kennedy has told me so much about you." "really?" "What has Kennedy said about me?" "Hey, Derrick, I'm glad you could make it, man." "I was surprised to hear from you." "You kidding me?" "I wouldn't miss it for the world, cuz." "Oh, shit." "Hannah, give it back!" "You need to relax." "You have a wedding planner." " Let her do her job." " What if she has questions?" "Everything will be fine." "It always is." "It's going to be perfect, Kennedy, okay, and you're going to look amazing." "Oh, my God, the dress." "I can't wait to show you the dress." " You brought the dress up here?" " Yeah." "I picked it up last night." " You brought the dress?" " Wow." "Okay, this is officially the gayest bachelor party of all time." "' This old road -'" "' This dirty road -'" "' It's all I know... -'" "Hannah:" "Chet, where are we going?" "You booked a dump, didn't you?" "relax, sweetheart." "It's going to be perfect." "Found it on craigslist." "Looked cozy." " Cozy?" " Yeah, cozy." "It's amazing." "It's totally isolated, which means we can party all night long, right, guys?" "Whoo!" "You know you're not in a fraternity anymore, right?" "Yeah, but when do we all get together like this, huh?" "I think the Iast time was actually when Chet got arrested for indecent exposure." " ( chuckles )" " actually not my fault." "That place used to be a nude beach, I think." "Pretty sure it wasn't." "No, used to be nude." "There were nakeds everywhere." "Man:" "Never was, so..." "' This old road -'" "' This dirty road -'" "' It's all I know -'" "' I keep going... -'" "Are you ready to party tonight?" "Yeah, sure." "Good, 'cause I brought some treats." "Hey, Derrick, how's Rebecca?" "( clears throat )" "I wouldn't know." "She dumped me." "Surprise." "You seem like such a catch." "Shit, man, I'm sorry to hear that." "It sucks." "actually, I think it's... better to be single." "So, Chet, other than being a jackass, what do you do?" "I'm this guy's best man." "( spits )" "Easy, easy, easy, tiger, all right?" "Chet and I were in the same fraternity back in college." "I actually hooked them up." "You know, it was kind of a funny story." "couple years ago, I'm banging Hannah, and it's how these guys met." "Yeah." "It was the worst year of my Iife." "Yeah, it's hard to believe being set up by this retard would lead to marriage." "Shut up." "Beer me." "You're not drinking and driving." "As fascinating as this pantie party is," "I need to take a piss." "Can't you just wait till we get there?" "Nope." "Oh, fucking hell." "seriously, Ryan?" " Sorry, hon." " ( sighs )" " She's uptight." " Yeah." "You have no idea." "( branches snap )" "Look at us, huh, hanging, you know, just like old times." "Hey, what the fuck are you doing here?" "I thought it was time to reconnect." "I miss you, buddy." "Don't fuck this up for me." "You understand me?" "Come on." "You know I'm not going to do that." "So hostile." "Keep your fucking mouth shut." "She's got you tense." "It's not good for your health." "( metal cIinks )" "Did you hear that?" "What was that?" "( metal thumps )" " ( yells ) - ( both scream )" " ( laughs )" " Jesus Christ." "You're such a loser." " That, that was funny." " Not funny." "Not really." "Ah, it was kind of funny." "Dude, just take it down a notch, all right?" "Wow." "This whole Jack-and-JiII stag thing is going to be way better than Vegas." "AII right, just get in the truck, dumb-ass." "Get in the truck." "Let's go." "Wow." "This is fun." "AII right, kids, here we are." "Now what?" "We're supposed to meet the guy that owns this place... here." "His name's Bo." "Is that him?" "Chet:" "hello." "Guy looks like a real winner." "We're here for the cabin." "Y'aII having a party?" "I don't want my place wrecked." "Buddy, we're not going to wreck your pad." "It's going to be fine." "How you doing?" "honestly, man, we'II take good care of it." "I'm Ryan." "Okay." "I'II unlock the gate, and you head on down." " Sweet bones." " Great." "Thanks a Iot, man." " Do it." " holy creepy." "Did you see how he was staring at her?" "( truck horn honks )" "Jesus, Chet." "( sighs, chuckles )" "Wow." "It's all right, huh?" "( groans ) We should have gone to the spa." "I'II give you a facial, babe." "( shudders ) Yeah, thanks." "I'II pass." "Chicks." "If they didn't have tits, we'd throw rocks at 'em." " ( chuckles ) - ( chuckles )" " Kennedy:" "Ryan!" " Yeah?" "hold up, Ken." "( gasping )" " Oh, my God." " What is it?" "holy shit." "This place is disgusting." "You mean the birds?" "Yes, I mean the birds." "It's dead." "Yeah, we got that." "You mind cleaning it up?" "I don't know." "I don't know about this place." "Oh, Kennedy, come on." "It's going to be fine." " We're going to have fun." " Yeah, she's right." "He'II get it cleaned up." "It'II be fine." "You know what's interesting?" "A Iot of hotels go for the whole swan-on-the-piIIow thing, but you went for actual carcasses." "It's nice." "Nice touch." " What's wrong with you?" " Nothing." "Just want to smack her sometimes." "Who?" "Kennedy." "( chuckles )" "I bet." "I just met her." "I want to smack her." "Done." "Great." "Let's do this." "It's all right." "Bo:" "So this is it." "plumbing's no good." "We're on a septic, so only flush if you have to take a shit." "Did he really just say that?" "Pretty sure, yeah." "Bo:" "So you going to take it?" "Chet:" "Yeah." "Heck, yeah." "It's all there." "Now, don't think you can go and wreck the place." "I Iive close by, and I'm going to keep my eye on you." "AII right, just give me the fucking keys." "Come on." "Great, thanks." "I mean it." "Okay." "Ow." "He's charming." "Okay, could I get an arm brace?" "Come on, Iet's go get the bags, okay?" "Okay." "Let's do it." "Come on, hon." "Come on, Iet's go." "Come on." "AII right, how about Chet and Derrick take the trailer, and the four of us can have the cabin?" "Sound good?" " Yeah." " Yeah." " That means we're roomies." " Yay." "Yeah." "I have these great audiotapes that you-- thanks-- that you can listen to." "It really helps you faII asleep." "Strange place to bring a dress." "( laughs ) I'm" "I'm getting married next week, so..." "I should get inside." "Miss." "Yes?" "You'II make a lovely bride." "Thanks." "Yeah!" "Derrick:" "place sucks." "What are you talking about?" "It's perfect." "It's the fucking boonies." "What, are you afraid of the outdoors?" "No, I just prefer to shit inside." "( cell phone ringing )" "Fuck." "I'm fucking getting it, you fuck." "Fuck!" "( laughs )" "I'm taking the bottom bunk, because there's no way I'm sleeping up there." "Okay, that's fine." "I hope Chet doesn't act like an asshole all weekend." "Yeah." "He was hotter in his profile picture." "What, were you creeping online?" "Mm, kind of." "( clears throat )" "Can't wait to spend more time with you." "Yeah." "Yeah, totally." "I mean, 'cause Kennedy and I are like sisters, right, so it's kind of Iike" "like we're like sisters too." "( chuckles ) Yeah." " Yeah, sure." " Okay." "Sure." "Why not?" "That's good." "cool." "Okay." " I'm going to go get changed." " Yeah." "Me too." "Mm." "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" "Just having a smoke." "Hey, so that girl of yours is pretty loaded, huh?" "Kind of, yeah." "cool." "Look, why don't you just come inside, man, all right?" "Be good for you to hang out with some normal people for a change." ""normal people"?" "Fuck, man." "Look at you acting all put together and shit." "You don't fool me, Ryan." "Mrs. Kennedy Harris." "Mrs. Kennedy Harris." "Mrs. Kennedy Harris." "Oh, wow." "Hi." "( clears throat )" "You look beautiful." "Thank you." "( Hannah chuckles )" "Can you believe I'm getting married in a week?" "Yeah." "You've been obsessed with getting married since you were a kid, so... yeah." "It's going to be the most important day of my Iife." "really?" "Not like... when you graduated college or got the job at the firm?" " You know." " Yeah, they were great, but this, this is Iife-changing." "Yeah." "( chuckles )" "You know, it just-- I don't know." "It just seems like a Iot of work for one day." "And Dad's spending a fortune on it." "Never would have spent that much on me." "Yes, he would have, Hannah." "No." "No, he wouldn't." "We both know you were his favorite, and I was the leftover satellite from the first marriage." "Daddy's little princess." "Ow." "Hannah, ow." "You guys okay?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "I was just helping her with her dress." "I'II..." "leave the two of you alone." "Isn't it bad luck to see the bride in her dress before the wedding?" "That's just a stupid superstition." "Is it?" "Yeah, it is." "Oh." "I'm going to go for a run." "What was that all about?" "She just thinks Dad's spending too much money on the wedding." "He is, and you deserve it." "Do you think she's right?" "Do you think it is bad luck for you to see me in this dress?" "If you're worried about it," "I am more than happy to help you take it off." "( chuckles ) Ryan, stop." "You're going to ruin the dress." " Ryan, seriously." " Kennedy." " Stop." " Fuck, relax, all right?" "You need to take it easy." "You don't want to lose it, end up in the hospital again." "That is never going to happen." "Look, I am distressed because there is so much to do, and we left right in the middle of it." "Okay, you need to take a break, all right?" "You've been obsessed." "You should get to enjoy the wedding." "Ryan, it's not just that, okay?" "There are dead birds everywhere, and the caretaker is a total creep." "I don't know." "This whole place is just freaking me out a little bit." "So wait." "You want to go home?" "I don't know." "Maybe." "We drove all the way out here." "Why don't you just have a shower, all right, get changed, and come hang out?" "Come on." "It's one night." "What's the worst that can happen?" " Okay." " That's my girl." "I'm going to go take a look around." "Wow." "Look at you, Mr. Lumberjack." "What can I say?" "I can handle my wood." "well, no one else will." "Hey, where you going?" "Didn't get my run in today." "Derrick:" "Nice outfit." "Sort of preferred the little lacy one better." "Where is everyone?" "I don't know." "Ryan said he was going for a walk." "Oh." "I'm just going to go find him, then." "Want some company?" "It's not too safe to walk out in the woods all by yourself, you know?" "No, I'm good." "I'II be right here if you need me." "( wood creaks )" "( wood creaks )" "( screams )" "asshole, you scared the shit out of me." "( laughs ) You should have seen the look on your face." "( Hannah sighs )" "You're usually the one screaming like a girl." "Yeah, well, only when you do it right." "( moaning )" "( laughs )" "( both gasping )" "Oh, it is going to... suck when we can't do that anymore." "What do you mean?" "I'm about to marry your sister." "That's never stopped you before." "Yeah, I know, but it's real now, so we got to stop." "You don't get to dump me." "Dump you?" "( laughs )" "We were never dating." "seriously, I'm the one who gets to say when it's over." "unless of course you want me to tell Kennedy." "Keep your fucking mouth shut." "You understand me?" "You know I Iike it rough." "We'II just talk about this after the wedding, okay?" "Yeah." "Hannah." "Hannah." "Hannah!" "( Ryan sighs )" "( wind blowing )" "( wind blowing )" "( shower running )" "Kennedy:" "Oh, shit." "Ry, can you get me a towel?" "( shivers )" "Ry, hurry!" "I got soap in my eyes!" "( floor creaking )" "Thanks, babe." "Ry?" "( cell phone buzzes )" "problem with the flowers." "Shit." "Oh, shit." "I am in control." "I am in control." "I... am in control." "Now the real fun begins." "Okay, this place is kind of a dump." "Okay." "Derrick:" "Hey, fuck-head." "What are you doing?" "Nothing, just putting away my shit." "What shit?" "I got lots of shit." "Don't worry about it." "You're full of shit, is that what you're saying?" "Got a fucking problem?" " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Hey." " Yeah, what are you" "Take it easy, all right?" "Chet." "Yeah, no." "We were just-- we were just messing around, weren't we?" "Yeah, that's right." "I was just fucking with you." "AII right." "Let's grab a drink or something, relax." "Okay, Ry, Iet's get some drinks in you, buddy." " Come on." " Yes, Iet's do it." "Chet:" "Let's get this party started." "Ryan:" "Hey, man, you coming or what?" "I'II be right out." "( scoffs )" "Fucking idiot." "I'm like, "That's not brown, buddy." "You want to see brown, I'II--" You know what I mean?" "Ryan:" "Yeah, totally." "I know that bit." " ( Hannah sighs )" " Good run?" "Yeah, was very invigorating." "Yeah?" "( door slides open )" "Hey, Em, where were you?" "I went for a walk." "Yeah, I thought I'd check the place out." "You see anything interesting?" "Dude, what the fuck's up with your cousin?" "Oh, he's all right." "You just got to get to know him." "I think he's a creep." "But then so are most men." "See?" "I'm not the only one who thinks he's a total fucking whack job." "( sighs ) He's not that bad." "He just" " I don't know-- runs with the wrong crowd." "Right." "Good guy to be stuck out in the woods with." "Nice." "Nice, Ry." "Hey, Chet, can you..." " Yep, yep." "Yep." " ...open this?" "So, Ryan, how was your walk?" " Good." "It was" " Hey, Em, you want to help me take this stuff outside?" "Sure." "Yeah, probably colder out there." " Yeah, that's good." " It's old." "Fuck me, she's still got a great ass." "Yeah, I guess." "I'm so going to tap that this weekend." " Good luck with that." " Thanks." "You know, Kennedy's a really great person." "Yeah, so I hear." "I'm just saying somebody would have to be a real cunt to want to hurt her, you know." "Wow." "Em, that's a-- that's a big word for such a little girl." "You got everything for the scavenger hunt?" " Yeah." " Good." "well, why don't you be a good bestie and hide everything while I get changed?" "Fine." "And, Em." "Yeah?" "If you don't want to ruin Kennedy's perfect wedding, you'II shut your mouth." "Chet:" "Hey." "I'm going to get changed." "Like your pants." "You know what?" "I think this is the weekend I finaIIy-- finally get her back." "( chuckles ) She doesn't want a one-night stand with a booze-cIown like you, all right?" "No, dude, I'm serious." "I'm serious." "I'm tired of fucking around." "I just kind of want to" "I don't know, you know." "I just want to get serious, want to settle down a little bit." "Like you'd ever settle down." "Like you're one to talk." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I think it means you're not really a one-vagina kind of guy, Ryan." "Remember that night in portland you banged those three chicks?" "Hey, dude, cut the shit talk, all right?" " really?" " It was fucking the truth." "Hey, hon." "feeling better?" " Yeah." " Drink?" " Yeah." "Get a cocktail." " Thanks." "Drink up." "And shots." " Shots o'cIock." " Cheers, yeah." " Let's do it." " Do it." "Hey, shut the fuck up, all right?" "Dude, it was awesome." "What is that, tequila?" "AII right, Iet's do this!" "( overlapping chatter )" "( music playing )" "What the hell are you doing?" "Cheating." " A 10." " You got the run." "Hi." "Chet:" "Hey, yeah." "We've got this place to ourselves, we have shitloads of sauce, and these two good-Iookers are about to tie the knot." "Kennedy, Kennedy," "Kennedy, are you ready?" "Let's get shit-faced!" " Whoo!" " ( cheering )" " Yeah!" " Let's do this." "Party!" " ( music playing )" " Ow!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "That's my girl!" "Chet:" "Yeah, Kennedy!" "Ryan:" "hold on, hold on, hold on." "Hang on." "Here we go." "Here we go." "Yeah, mama." "Yoo-hoo-hoo!" "Hey!" " What?" " Good job." "Awesome." "Chet:" "Ladies, over here, please." "Now for the real entertainment." " Yeah." " I want to see it." "Hey, don't do that." "( cheering )" "Oh, what's this?" " Kennedy:" "Come on!" " Take it all off!" "Can't stop, y'aII." "Whoo!" "Come on!" "Take it all off!" " ( screams ) - ( laughs )" " Yeah." " ( loud thump )" "Whoa, whoa." "Chet, turn the music off." "( music stops )" "What is that?" "Ryan:" "Jesus." "Hannah:" "What is that?" "What the hell is..." "There's something moving." "What?" "Where?" "Thought I saw something." " ( screams )" " Oh, Jesus." "Where did you come from?" "Back door." "Can we help you?" "I thought I said no parties." "We're so sorry." "It's just the six of us, so we didn't think that it wouId be a big deal." " No, no." "No, no." " Shut up." "Do not apologize for this mountain man." "Listen to me." "We're in the middle of nowhere, okay, so if we want to have a little party, we're going to have a little party." "She-bam." "( music playing )" "Hang on." " ( music stops )" " I'm sorry about him." "He's been drinking." "Look, we're going to clean all of this up, okay?" "When we go, it'II all be gone." "You make sure of that." "What a loser." "Jesus." "Guy's a total creep." "Can't believe he just fucking walked in here like that." "Okay, well, now that that's all cleared up and done with," "let's" " let's get back to it, huh?" " No." " Nah, I think we're..." " No." "We're good." " Aw, guys, no." "No, come on." "I had three more acts." "I had this great thing with the chair," " then that little bunny there." " Put this on." "Okay, who wants another beer?" " ( cell phone rings )" " Yeah." "I do." "Hey, Ken, actually," "I have something I want to give you." "( cell phone rings )" "hello." "What's up, Em?" "It's crazy out there." "I'm so glad you could come." "Are you kidding?" "I wouldn't miss it." "Okay, so I know it's not technically time to get you a present yet, but..." "I got you this." "Aww." "Thank you." " I got one too." "They match." " Aww." "I said I was getting it." "Just..." "problems with your boyfriend?" "( scoffs )" "Just really can't wait to spend more time with you." "You've been so busy with the wedding, and we can finally talk about opening our store." "I have" "I've been trying to figure out how to talk to you about that." "After the wedding, Ryan and I are moving to New York." "What?" "Yeah." "My mom opened up a new office, and she wants Ryan to head it up, and-- okay, I'm so sorry." "It's just, to be honest with you," "I really think that Ryan and I need a fresh start." "But you can't just run away from your life to get a fresh start." "Ryan is my Iife." "Oh." "Do you think that you really know Ryan?" "What do you mean?" "Look, I know things have been tense, but everything is going to be so much different after the wedding." "No, I don't mean about the wedding." "I mean..." " oh, God." " What?" "I don't know if this is the right time to tell you this." " ( door opens )" " Hey." "What's going on in here?" " Nothing." " Nothing." "well, get back out there before Chet starts taking off his pants again." "( laughs )" "Look, you and I are always going to be friends, okay?" " Thank you." " Yeah." "You're welcome." "Hey, come on." "Hannah says you're gonna love this next game." "Come on." "( giggles )" "( Chet laughs )" "Wow." "Nice job." "Okay, I don't think so." "Whatever." "It's close enough." "I'd say it's a definite improvement." "No, I think they were being generous to you, cuz." "Hannah:" "I Iove it." "Let's go for a smoke." "Yeah, sure." "Don't worry." "I'm not going to start smoking." "Chet:" "Okay, you got it on there?" "Okay, your turn." " Okay, all right." "Ladies." " Okay." "Let me show you how it's done." "Why?" "You got a Iot of experience with dicks, Chet?" "Not as much as you, darling." "( beIches )" "Cock." "Hang on." "There you go." " Don't give him a knife." " No, no." "Don't let her touch it either." "You'II never get it back." " ( laughs )" " Hey-o." "No, man." "I'm good." "You know, it's actually really nice out here." "I guess." "Can't believe I'm getting married." "Me neither." "You're a changed man." "well, I had to grow up sometime." "Is that what you're telling yourself, you're a grown-up?" "I don't know, man." "You used to get in some pretty serious shit." "That's all in the past." "I need some help." "With what?" "It's not my fault." "I just couldn't sell my shit fast enough, and I owe my dealer some money." "How much?" "It's 20 Gs." " Jesus Christ, Derrick." " Just chill." "ChiII." "ChiII." "I can't give you that kind of cash." "I don't have it." "Dude, your chick's loaded." "She wouldn't even notice." "Hey, I'm not going to take 20 grand from her just 'cause you fucked up again." "Anybody else want a beer?" "Chet:" "Yeah." "Beer me." "Derrick:" "You owe me, asshole." " For what?" " For what?" "I did two years, and I didn't even mention your fucking name." "Don't you put that shit on me, man." "You were stupid enough to get caught." "I had nothing to do with that." "How would you Iike it if I walked in there right now and told that little Barbie doll of yours the truth about her fiance?" "Shut your fucking mouth, all right?" "Yeah?" "Think that'd go over well with the in-Iaws." "( groans )" "Is this why you came here, huh?" "Fucking rip me off?" "well, I'm not giving you jack shit, all right?" "And if you even think about blackmailing me," "I will fucking kill you." "Ryan, I'm in some serious shit here." "I need your help here." "I'm fucking begging you." "I'm done baiIing your ass out of trouble!" "AII right?" "You're on your fucking own now." "Ryan." "Ryan, I..." "Fuck!" "You fuck." "Can I see something?" "( laughs )" "Kennedy:" "Hey." " Hey, you okay?" " ( Ryan sighs )" "What?" "Oh, yeah." "Just drunk, you know." "What are you playing?" "This is for you." "After all this wedding shit is over, you and I, we can..." " you know." " What?" "You know, just go have a little dinner or something, maybe somewhere." "Are you asking me out?" "You don't have to make a big deal about it." "It's just... yeah." "( laughs )" "No." "No." "Not a chance." "Come on." "Come on." "We been having fun all weekend." "Okay." "Hey, guys, we should do the scavenger hunt." "Here comes the gay shit." "Scavenger hunt?" "emily hid a bunch of stuff in the woods, and we have to go find it." "Love it, Em." "What kind of stuff?" "Wedding stuff." "Lame." "Here." "Okay." "So Chet and Hannah are on the same team." "Sweet." "Ryan, you're with Kennedy." "And, Derrick" "Not playing." "Didn't think so, so I will stay here." "And whoever finds the most stuff first, then makes it back here wins." "AII right, Iet's go do this shit so we can come back and par-tay." "Ryan:" "Come on." "Hannah:" "Hey, you look for the dildo." " We need to fucking talk." " Get the fuck out of here." " Hey." " Hey." "( breathing heavily )" "You want a smoke?" "No, thanks." "You know, you should try doing something that's bad for you for a change." "Don't." "Ryan:" "What are we looking for?" "Ryan:" "What are we looking for?" "It says here garter, dildo, and edible underwear." "( laughs ) clearly Hannah made this list." " Yeah, clearly." " Ooh!" "So, hey, what-- what were you and emily talking about before?" "Oh." "She gave me a necklace... and then I told her we were moving to New York." "Oh, yeah?" "I bet she didn't take that well." "No, she did not." "You know what?" "I shouldn't have told her, but I just feel like I've been lying to her." "( wood creaks )" "well, you know what?" "It's for the best." "That girl needs to make some other friends." "AII right, Iet's split up." "We'II find more stuff that way." "Ryan, that is cheating." "Sometimes you need to live a little." " ( laughs ) - ( laughs )" "You're a moron." "( laughs )" "Hannah:" "You gotta make sure you look." "Come on, what's this?" "What's over here?" " You're not looking." " Come on." " Aha!" " Whoa, whoa, whoa." " Score!" " What is that?" "Now we need a dildo." " Now we're talking." " What are you doing?" " Nothing." "Nothing." " What are you doing?" " Come here." "Come here." " Chet, seriously." "Okay, I'm going to make this real clear." "It's never going to happen." "We're out in the woods." "Let's have a little fun." " Come here." " No!" "Chet!" " What the fuck?" " God!" "Don't have to be such a bitch about it." "Fuck." "( sniffs )" "edible underwear." "classy, Hannah." " ( laughs ) - ( braches snaps )" "( gasps )" "Jesus." "You shouldn't be out here this late." "Bad things happen in the woods... especially to pretty girls like you." "My fiance is-- he's right over there." "Yeah." "Pretty boy?" "He can't protect you." "( cell phone ringing )" "Fuck." "( branch snaps )" "hello?" "Who's there?" "Ryan?" "( scoffs )" "Fuck." "( screams )" "Oh, fuck!" "( screaming )" "( panting )" " Hey!" " Oh, Jesus, Hannah." "You scared the shit out of me." "Sorry." "I got lost." "Where's Ryan?" "I don't know." "Where's Chet?" "I don't know." "He took off on his own." " Hey." " Hey." "You okay?" "I heard a scream." "Where are the guys?" "probably jerking each other off in the woods." "Hannah, they could be in trouble." " Ryan:" "Hey." " Ryan." " Hey." " Whoa, whoa." "What's wrong?" "I ran into that creep Bo." "He is stalking me." " What happened to your hand?" " It's nothing." "I just slipped and cut it on the rocks." "Look, come on, Iet's get you inside, all right?" " Okay." "You're okay?" " Yeah." "What the hell?" "Shit, the power's out." "Ryan, I don't like this." "You know what?" "It's probably just Chet fucking with us." "You think?" "Yeah." "It's exactly something he would do." "I think that we should just get in the car and get out of here." " Yeah." " What, without Chet and Derrick?" "You know, this was such a mistake." "I told you that we should have Ieft" "Kennedy, seriously, don't start, all right?" "Fuck." " ( creaking )" " Shh." "Ryan:" "hello?" "( creaking )" "Who's there?" " ( screaming )" " Ryan!" "Surprise!" "( laughs )" " You fucking asshole!" " You scared the shit out of us!" "Jesus Christ, man." "Just relax." "Just trying to have some fun." "Chet, would you just turn the power back on?" "That wasn't me." "Fuck off." "No, no, I got here, there was no one here, so I put on the stuff, right, and, no, but the power was already off." "Where were you?" "I went down to the water when I heard the scream, and when I came back, the power was off." "So wait." "Was that you screaming?" "No." "Okay, well, then, it must have been Derrick." "Look, I'm sure he's fine, all right?" "Everybody just have a drink, Mr. Idiot, and I'II go check the fuse box." "Dick." "Fuck." "( cell phone ringing )" "( ringing stops )" "AII right, you guys... it's not the fuse, okay?" "Somebody cut the wires." " What?" " holy shit." "Somebody actually cut the wires?" "Yes." "Did you do it?" "Fuck, no." "Come on." "Why would I do that?" " well, who the hell would?" " I don't know." "Where is Derrick?" "He's probably off in the woods getting high or something." "No, no, no, no." "No, no, something is not right here, okay?" "The wires are cut." "Derrick is missing." "That guy Bo has got to be fucking with us." "What if Bo did something to Derrick?" "Might not be Bo." "What?" "I saw Derrick and Ryan fighting earlier." "What?" "No, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "You guys were fighting." "You yelled." "Then you punched him." "Now your hand is hurt, and Derrick is missing." "Hey, emily, why don't you just shut the fuck up, all right?" "!" "Ryan, enough, okay?" "Em, Ryan would never do that, okay?" " You're just scared." " Ryan kissed Hannah in the woods." " Shut up!" " emily!" " What?" " She's lying." "That's such fucking bullshit." "Don't let her get in your fucking head, okay?" " emily." " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " You're a fucking liar." " Kennedy." "Kennedy." " emily:" "No!" " Do not listen to her, okay?" " Are you" " Nothing happened." " It's your sister." " emily:" "I'm sorry." " Why would I do that?" " Hannah:" "Kennedy, she's lying." "Hannah:" "Nothing happened." "Ryan:" "Hey, hey, hey." "Look, I'm right here." " Nothing happened." " Oh, my God." " It's me." " Oh, my God." "Look what you've done!" "Chet:" "Hey, guys, everybody calm down, okay?" "Let's get our flashlights, Iet's go find Derrick, 'cause this party is clearly over." " Nothing happened." " Don't you touch me!" "Shut up!" "You two go to the beach!" " Shut up, man." " If you find Derrick, you yell." "We are going to the woods." "Let's fucking go." "Kennedy, I swear to you, nothing happened, okay?" "Kennedy, I swear to you, nothing happened, okay?" "I'm telling you the truth." "I don't want to talk about it anymore, okay?" "Listen to me." "Hey, listen to me." " You are hurting me." " I'm sorry." "Okay, I'm sorry." "Look, emily is crazy, all right?" "She's obsessed with you." "She wants to get between us." "Why would she make something like that up?" "Didn't you just tell her that we were moving to New York?" "Look, she wants to break us up so that you'II stay, all right?" "I mean, you're all that she has." "Think about it." "You ever met any of her friends or her family?" " I guess not." " exactly." "AII right, look, she probably just... freaked out when you told her we were leaving and made up that stupid story." "I would never hurt you." "( crying )" "What about Derrick?" " Were you fighting with him?" " No, I-- he got in my face about needing some money for drugs, and I told him that I couldn't help him." "I don't know what to believe." "Look, Iet's just find Derrick, okay, and get out of here." "He wouldn't wander all the way out here." "Kennedy!" "Hannah:" "Derrick, come on!" "Chet:" "Derrick, Iet's go!" "Joke's over!" "Is that true about you and Ryan back there?" "I can't believe you're asking me that." "After what I just witnessed, are you kidding me?" "Jesus Christ, Chet, Iike you're one to talk." "I don't even know what that fucking means." "( scoffs ) Let's just find this weirdo and get the hell out of here." "Can't fucking believe you." "( branch snaps )" " ( women scream )" " Chet, no!" "Run!" "( yells )" "I'm stuck!" "I'm stuck!" "He's right behind you!" "He's right behind you!" " ( screams ) - ( screams )" "Oh, my God." "holy shit." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." " ( whimpering )" " Shh." "Just don't look." "Don't look." "Oh, my God, he's-- oh, my God, he's dead." " God." " Oh, shit, no." "Your hand." " What?" " It has blood on it." "Yeah." "I told you I slipped." "I cut it on a branch earlier." "You said a rock." "What?" "Rock, branch." " Wait, no" " Oh, my God." "you don't think that I-- you don't think that I did this." " Stay away from me." " Kennedy!" "Kennedy!" "( both scream )" "Shh." "Kennedy." "Kennedy." " It was Ryan." " Who was?" "It was Ryan." "Ryan killed Derrick." " We need to go." "We need to go." " I saw the body." "( sobbing )" "Oh, Jesus, Chet." " Hey." " Oh, God." " Oh, God." " I think Ryan killed Derrick." " What?" " Yeah." "I just saw his body, and Ryan had blood all over him." "What are you talking about, his body?" "I mean, did you check his fucking pulse?" "His fucking hand was cut off, okay?" " Chet:" "Oh, fuck." " Derrick is dead." "What the fuck?" "Okay." "Just calm down, okay?" "First of all, it wasn't fucking Ryan." " It was that caretaker." " What do you mean?" "well, we were just out in the woods." "That fucker was following us." "He had an ax." "I went chasing off after him, and then, fuck, I don't know." "So it wasn't Ryan?" " No." " Oh, my God." " Not a chance." " Oh, my God." " Thank God." " It's fucking Bo." " No?" " He got emily." " What?" " What?" "It just-- It just happened so fast." "Chet was chasing him." "He must have doubled back, and emily was stuck." "Oh, my God." "Something was after us, so I ran." "You left her?" "No." " No, no, I" " Shh." " ( creaking )" " Did you hear that?" "Turn off your flashlights." "( Kennedy whimpering )" "Chet!" "( screams )" "( yells ) Chet, God damn it!" " Take it easy!" " Fuck, Ryan!" "Kennedy, Kennedy, listen to me." "I didn't kill anyone." " I didn't touch Derrick." " I know." "I know." "I know." " It was the caretaker." " What?" "And he killed emily." " She's dead?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "You guys, oh, my God." "Okay." "Uh... guys, guys, I found something earlier today that I think you should take a look at." "I found it in the trailer." " What is it?" " What the hell is that?" " "local woman missing."" " What?" "Why didn't you show us this before?" "What?" "I don't know." "I just completely forgot about it." "I wasn't even thinking-- thinking about it till people started getting fucking axed." "Jesus Christ, Chet." "It says here that he was a suspect, but he wasn't convicted because the body was never found." " holy shit." " Oh, God." "Are you fucking stupid?" "He's probably chopped her up into a whole pile of pieces by now." "She looks just like me." " Kennedy:" "Oh, my gosh." " Listen up." "Listen up, okay?" "We got to get out of here right now before that asshole gets back, okay?" "Just leave everything, get in the truck, and go." "That is what I've been saying since we got here." "Yeah, well, you were right." "Come on." "Let's move, all right?" "Let's go." " Huh?" " Let's go." "Yeah, good call." "Good call." "Okay, okay, okay, okay." " ( engine sputters )" " Hurry up, man." "Come on." "You got to be fucking kidding me." " What's wrong?" " It won't start." "Fuck, Ryan, get out." "Get out." "Check it out." "I'm not going out there by myself." " You fucking pussy." " Hey, you go." "Fine, fine." "We'II both go." "Fuck." "Fucking keep an eye out." "Ah, fuck." "Come on, come on, come on, come on." " Hurry up." " Just watch." "Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck." "Oh, fuck, no." "No, no, no, no, no." "Oh, shit." "AII right, go." "Let's get back in." "Okay, okay." " Open up." "Open up." " Hey, Kennedy!" " Kennedy, open the door." " Did you sleep with her?" " What?" "No." "Open the door!" " tell me the truth." "Fuck let's go!" "Come on!" "Open the door!" "Fine!" "Get in the fucking back." "Stay in the back." "I'm telling you, nothing happened." "What is wrong with the truck?" "AII the wires are ripped out." "We are fucked." " Kennedy:" "Can we fix it?" " No." "No, you guys." "We want to get out of here, we got to walk." "Are you crazy?" "I'm not going out there." " If we don't, we're dead." " Don't say that." "Fuck!" "We should have gone to Vegas!" "AII right, all right." "calm down." "Okay, just..." " Who's got their phone?" " I Ieft mine inside the cabin." "Hang on." "Shit." "Mine's in the cabin too." "Yeah, mine's in the trailer." "seriously?" "Nobody has their phone?" "Who are we going to call?" "There's no address here." "I mean, the cops would never be able to find us." "No one knows where the fuck we are." "He's right." "Okay." "Okay, this is what we're going to do, okay?" "We're going to go inside the cabin, we're going to lock ourselves in there, and we will leave first thing in the morning." "What?" "No, he's not a fucking vampire, Kennedy." "He can still kill us in the daytime." "Okay, asshole, what is your bright idea?" " I say we get out, and we walk." " No." "Chet, come on." "That's retarded." "Fuck it." "If you want to stay, you stay." "I'm out." " Hannah:" "Chet." " Ryan:" "Hey, come on." "Hey, don't be a dick, man." "Get back here." "Fuck you, guys." "You guys deserve this." " I don't." " Chet!" "Hannah:" "Chet, get back here." " holy shit." " ( screams )" "close the door." " Get your phone." " Oh, my God." "Okay." "Okay." " Oh, my God." " Mine's not there." " Mine's not either." " Shit." "Hannah." "Oh, shit." "( trailer creaks )" "Fuck." "Fuck." "You stupid fuck." "( wind blowing )" "( Chet screaming )" " ( gasps )" " Let me in!" "Let me in!" "Come on, shut the door." "Shut the door." "Where were you?" "You ditched me." "I panicked, all right?" "Where did you get that knife?" "I found it in a shed behind the cabin." "Did you hear the scream?" "I think it was Chet." "What do you mean, you think it was Chet?" "I heard the scream coming from the trailer." "well, did you go check on him?" "No." "I figured it was too late, so I ran for it." "well, why didn't you help him?" "Hey, why don't both of you just back the fuck off, all right?" "!" "people are dying." "I don't exactly know how to deal with this." "I'm going to go find Chet." " Wait." " He's dead, all right?" "If you go back out there, you will be too." "Fuck, Ryan, he is your best friend, okay?" "What if he is hurt?" "We've got to go find him." "Yeah, well, right about now, it's starting to feel like every man for himself." "God, I never realized you were such a pussy." "Okay, okay, there are three of us, and there are three weapons." "Oh, this is stupid, all right?" "You are going." "Fine." "Fuck, don't go all "Lord of the files" on me." "You first." " Fine." " holy Christ." "( insects chirping )" "AII right, all right." "You guys." "You guys." "Listen up." "If we're going to do this, we've only got one shot, all right?" "So if you see that fucker, don't hesitate." "Just put one in his gut." "Okay." " You ready?" " Yeah." "AII right, Iet's go." "Let's go." "( Ryan yells )" "( all yell )" "Where is he?" "I don't know." " ( screams )" " Bo:" "Run." "Is he dead?" "God, I think so." "Ryan, check his pulse." "Why me?" "Wow, you are a pussy." "Fine." " Is he dead?" " Yeah." "He's toast." "Who's the pussy now?" " ( Bo yells ) - ( screaming )" "( grunts ) Jesus, fuck." "Okay, now... now he's dead." "Okay." "Oh, but wait." "Wait." "If he's dead, who killed him?" "Must have been Chet." "Okay." "Oh, he could be hurt." "We got to go find him." "( panting )" "Chet!" "Hey, buddy, you out here?" " Where is he?" " Hang on." "You guys, this doesn't make any sense." "If Chet killed him, why would he run away?" "What are you saying?" "What if the caretaker's not the killer?" "What, you think it's Chet?" "I don't know." "I don't know what I think." "Oh, Jesus Christ." "You don't think he's capable of this?" "well, who knows what anyone's capable of?" "Oh, for fuck's sakes, how many times do I have to tell you nothing happened?" "Oh, my God." "He picked this place." "He took us out here." "No, wait." "He was trying to save us." " What?" " The caretaker." "The last thing he said was..." " ( branch snaps ) - ...run!" "( screams )" "Oh, God." "Oh, come on." "( gasping )" "( screams )" "( Hannah screams )" "Hannah." "Chet." "Chet." "This is-- it's me." "It's Hannah." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I didn't-- I didn't know how you felt." "But we can be together, okay?" "Yeah." "I don't care what you did." "Okay?" "It's good." "We could just..." "leave here right now." "Yeah?" "We could just go." "We could just go, okay?" "Okay." "( gasping )" "( gasps )" "Oh, my God." "emily." "Hannah!" "Hannah!" "( gasps )" "It's not what it looks like." "Look, it must have been Chet, all right?" " Listen to me." " Huh?" "We need to get out of here." "Chet could be back any second." " ( yells ) - ( grunts )" "( groaning )" "You bitch!" "Kennedy, get back here!" "( panting )" "( gasping )" "Kennedy!" "I just want to talk." "We can fix this." "Kennedy." "Where are you?" " ( thumps ) - ( Ryan groans )" "Come out, Ken." "Kennedy, come on!" "I'm not going to hurt you!" "I Iove you!" "Kennedy, get the fuck out here!" "( grunting )" "( grunting )" "( sobbing )" "I Ioved you." "I never did." "( gurgIes )" "( sobbing )" "( gasping )" "( gasping stops )" "( sobbing )" "( gasping )" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "What..." "Oh, fuck." "( sobs ) Oh, my God." "Oh, God." "( sobbing )" " ( loud thump ) - ( gasps )" "( bird squawks )" "( panting )" "( coughs )" "Em." "Oh, my God, Em." "Oh, my God." "I thought you were dead." " ( groans )" " I thought you were dead." "Are you okay?" "What happened?" "Okay." "I'm okay." "He didn't get me as bad as he thought." "I just played dead when he dragged me to the shed." "God, I'm glad you're safe." "I killed him, Em." "I killed him." "Yeah, okay, Iet's get you out of here, okay?" " Okay." " Let's go." "Okay." "We're going to have to walk." "Yeah." "You know, Ken, you're better off without him." "He was a psycho." "Yeah." "I mean, he killed everybody." "Just can't believe somebody would do that." "He even killed that creepy caretaker." "He tried to kill me, Em." "I know." "Wait a minute." "What did you say?" "What?" "I" "I said that he tried to kill everybody." "No." "You said that he killed the caretaker." "How would you know that?" "I don't know." "I don't" " I didn't say that." "How did you know that the truck doesn't work and that we had to walk?" "I don't know." "Kennedy, I don't" "I don't know, okay?" "I'm confused, and I-- he attacked me, okay?" "He attacked me too." "Let me see your wound." " Let me see your wound." " What?" "Let me see your wound." "God damn it, Kennedy." "It was not supposed to be like this." "Hmm?" "What?" "I did this for you." "Oh." "I did this for us, Kennedy, okay?" "Oh, my God." "You mean..." "Derrick was going to steal your fucking money, okay," "Hannah was the worst sister ever, and Ryan was about as bad as they come, okay, so Chet and the others, I didn't mean to ki-- that was a mis-- whatever." "But I saved you, Kennedy." "You turned me into a fucking killer!" "It's okay, though." "It's okay, because now the poison is gone." "It's gone, and it's just you and me." "It's us now, okay?" "So let's just go." "You fucking psycho!" "You bitch." "I did this for you." " You should be grateful!" " ( screams )" "I Iove you, Kennedy, but, God, you got to stop being such a princess." " You cut me." " ( both grunting )" "( gasping )" "Kennedy." "please let me" "I'm your best friend." "( gagging )" "Oh." "( gasping )" "( mumbling )" "Jesus Christ." "Kennedy, I'm so sorry you had to go through that." "Sheriff's on his way." "He'II be here soon." "He'II run you back to town." "If it's any consolation, I'm... sorry about the wedding." "' Their eyes -'" "' Do close up -'" "' Tight -'" "' And when they open again -'" "' A sail is born -'" "' And when they open again -'" "' A sail is born. -'" "I guess it wasn't meant to be." "Is there somebody I can call for you, maybe?" "( clears throat ) Friends?" "family?" "I'II write it down for you." "( grunts )" "( gasps )" "( gurgIing )" "( music playing )" "( pen cIatters )" "' You stayed up all night -'" "' walking around in your wedding dress -'" "' I started this fight -'" "' calling them out in your defense -'" "' called them out one by one -'" "' Each brandishing a stolen gun -'" "' I called them out in your defense -'" "' You know the rest -'" "' Now I lay to rest -'" "' I stayed up all night -'" "' Writing you this letter, Beth -'" "' To tell of this fight -'" "' AII my blood drawn cold -'" "' An awful mess -'" "' Six-shooters in the hands of five -'" "' I took down four, left one alive -'" "' He drew and shot through smoke and death -'" "' You know the rest -'" "' Now I close my eyes -'" "' And I say -'" "' Oh, I say -'" "' I gotta say good-bye -'" "' Now I say good-bye -'" "' You've gotta say good-bye now -'" "' Right now -'" "' Just say good-bye -'" "' Now we say good-bye -'" "' Yes, we say good-bye -'" "' Now we say good-bye -'" "' You'II stay up all night -'" "' Knowing I Ioved you to death. -'" "( music playing )" "' I get everything about you -'" "' You make it easy for me to love you -'" "' Your sweet smile, your bad-boy style -'" "' The way your eyes just light up when you look at me -'" "( vocaIizing )" "' I don't need a rescue -'" "' You're the one that I'd run to -'" "' I want to spend my days wrapped in your arms -'" "' I don't need a rescue -'" "' AII I need is you -'" "' You're the one that I'd run to -'" "' AII I need is you -'" "' I want to spend my days wrapped in your arms -'" "' And know that you'd be there to catch me -'" "' If ever I faII -'" "' Ahh -'" "' I don't need a rescue -'" "' AII I need is you -'" "' You're the one that I'd run to -'" "' AII I need is you -'" "' I want to spend my days wrapped in your arms -'" "' And know that you'd be there to catch me -'" "' If ever I faII -'" "' AII I need is you. -'"