"Is it that girl?" "Y es." "Do I do this?" "No, like this." "Like this." "Vivia n," "Answer the phone!" "She's ma de the lunch box es for the pa st few days." "Aren't you a little too cruel?" "Let's do one..." "Beginning of a drea m." "Alright, alright" "One, T wo..." "H ey," "Did you... fail your interview a gain?" "Y eah..." "I see..." "It's okay." "You don't need a job a nymore." "Why?" "You alrea dy have a great job." "Didn't I just cha rge your phone?" "Why doesn't it work?" "Da d, M om, meet Qifeng, the ma n I told you about." "This is my da d, a nd my mom." "What a suave boy." "My daughter's shoulder reminds me of you." "I hea rd you cha rmed her with just one song." "Let's hea r it." "Sorry," "I don't sing that song a nymore." "Come on, let's hea r it." "Your job is to be my wife." "My string chords... broke." "I..." "I need to go get some chords." "Mika n?" "Mika n" "W ait, Mika n." "Mika n, why a re you running away?" "Qifeng, wait for me, hey!" "Mika n, Mika n" "Mika n, Mika n" "Why a re you running away?" "I know this is reckless," "But we have been together for three yea rs." "There should be a result." "Plea se." "I s it that ha rd to sing a song for me a nd my pa rents?" "I s that too much to a sk?" "W e broke up for three months alrea dy." "But we still live together." "Even if we don't sha re the sa me room," "Everyone thinks we're still together." "Vivia n" "W e a re through." "Let's break up." "What?" "Let's break up." "Break-up Semina r" "What people call " love "," "I s ba sically a chemical call G nR H..." "That the brain hypothala mus relea ses." "A process that relea ses the hormones." "When we a re in love," "W e would humble ourselves to all kinds of humility," "Put up with all kinds of sha me," "I n ex cha nge for a lovely moment." "But once the pa ssion fa des..." "W e sta rt to see the true colors." "Ca pricious." "Chauvinist." "I have to sta nd by for her commend all day long." "Always inva ding my priva cy." "Before we dated..." "Who would have told us that..." "W e would have so ma ny differences." "Even if we hated ea ch other," "W e a re bound by obligation, moral, a nd habit." "W e have to compromise." "She tattooed my na me on her ba ck." "H ave you begun to compromise in your love life?" "Breaking up is usually super awkward." "Sometimes these things ca n ruin your reputation." "W e a re just looking for some innocent love..." "But why do we end up hurting ea ch other..." "Every time we break up?" "The next time we break up," "Let's make sure we do it by the expiration date," "H ow's that sound!" "E x cuse me, the chairma n is in a meeting." "Plea se leave your na me a nd message," "And we will return your call later." "Plea se tra nslate this." "Who a re you..." "Phone number?" "The president is busy." "I 'll... hit you..." "I 'll hit you up." "Aren't you a Chinese ma jor?" "Sorry." "I think she's the best today." "Oota Y uko is your fellow cla ss mate?" "Y es." "She said you really enjoyed her performa nce." "G rin M onta (G reen M ountain)" "If I hire you two..." "I have to send you two off to T aiwa n," "T o lea rn Chinese three months before you sta rt." "The compa ny will pay for housing a nd tuition." "At the end of the training," "You two will be hired a s employees." "W e'll send you off to Sha nghai." "Will you a ccept?" "Of course not." "Y uko's fa mily alrea dy a greed to let her go." "With two of us, we ca n take ca re of ea ch other." "Stop doing things that would worry me." "T aiwa n is a fa r pla ce." "H ow would I be able to rela x?" "What if you meet some ba d guys?" "I gnore him." "Da d, I wa sn't fooling a round in my Aikido cla sses." "It's not like you haven't fought me before." "Okay." "I 'll let you go if only you defeat me." "Just ignore him." "G o." "Stop here." "G reat." "This is what you do if you meet a pervert." "G ot it?" "Mika n, email me." "Okay." "Y uko, plea se take ca re of her." "G ood luck, Mika n." "Mika n." "W e're going now." "Don't drink ta p water." "If you meet a ny ba d men, you beat them." "T ake ca re of her, Y uko." "T ake ca re." "Be safe." "You ca n cry if you wa nt to." "T ea rs that fall because of sepa ration will make us grow." "W e have to treat this trip a s our rite of pa ssa ge," "Finally I ca n leave home a nd live outside." "What do I do..." "If I meet M r." "Right over there?" "This is too much." "Sepa rating everything in half mea ns that..." "Love will go more ea sily." "R eally?" "Tha nk G od you don't have pets." "Y eah." "Or else it would be too cruel." "H ow long did you wa ste on Vivia n?" "8 1 days." "What about Yiling?" "64 days." "And then Kaiying?" "57 days." "You've never fallen in love for over three months." "The expiration date for this squid is three months." "T rue, true." "You have to think..." "For me a little." "I 'm willing to love you." "For less tha n three months." "You guys a re a nnoying." "I 'll never sing this song a gain." "Okay, let's move the stuff." "H ey, you settled yet?" "I 'm wa rning you," "Ride slow." "I will, I will." "Even though I a m the fa stest rider in T aiwa n." "What's with you?" "What's with the fa ce?" "If I didn't do it, would you ride a motorcycle?" "You should let him lea rn the bicycle first." "Where a re you going?" "You shouldn't let your pa st trauma s affect you." "Again?" "W elcome to T aiwa n." "I a m Little Bea r." "I 'll be looking after you girls in T aiwa n." "Plea se don't hesitate to a sk for help." "I 'm a n a mateur ma gicia n." "M a na ger Hua ng." "M a na ger Hua ng, they're here." "I a m M r." "Hua ng?" "Pressure to meet you." "They speak a little Chinese." "You should have told me." "H ow a re you?" "When I wa s in J a pa n," "Your boss, M r." "Y a ma moto, took good ca re of me," "So now," "I 'll take good ca re of you." "M a na ger Hua ng." "T wo beer promotion girls..." "Are taking leave tonight." "Do you have time tonight?" "G ood luck!" "H ere's your beer." "Tha nks." "Tha nks." "Those two boys a re so cute." "What about the lea d singer?" "I don't like musta ches." "They sting when you kiss." "But musta ches a re stylish." "Send eight mugs of beer to that table, OK?" "Y es." "Y uko." "What?" "Humped ba ck, messy hair, ugly way of walking," "J ea ns with holes, self indulgent sloppiness..." "All the traits I hate in a guy." "H e's ha ndsome." "I sn't he your type?" "Y uko, someone stole the beer." "These a re my J a pa nese friends in T aiwa n," "Let's have a drink when we finish work." "G ood luck." "So ma ny people." "Those three a re over 90 points." "You're kidding." "G ood work." "T o celebrate your first day at work," "I 'll perform a ma gic trick." "Guess if it would fall," "Or not." "It won't fall." "3 2 1" "You don't drink?" "She's not good at drinking." "And she turns into a n octopus when she's drunk." "Octopus?" "That wa s before, I won't a nymore." "Since you're in T aiwa n, you've got to try the beer." "Okay, but only a little." "Bottom's up!" "W elcome to T aiwa n." "1 23, " Electro M onkey Boys ", G o!" "H ello everyone, we a re the " Electro M onkey Boys "" "G reetings, everyone!" "I a m..." "Octopus." "E nough." "You know what?" "I dated T a mio for almost three yea rs," "Only the first three months felt like love." "One time, we pa ssed a jewelry store," "And he wa s interested in a ring." "I kept thinking, plea se, no!" "I did not like that ugly a nd expensive ring." "It's too noisy here." "Let's go talk in the ba ck." "Anyway, he still bought it." "So, when I saw the ring on the cake," "I ma de up my mind." "H ey... where a re you going?" "T oo much noise." "I put up with T a mio for two yea rs a nd nine months." "I ha d no sense of self in those days." "All of my habits, personality," "Cha nged to match his methods." "I wa nt to have a short term relationship." "Let a heated relationship light up my pa ssion." "Miss, a re you drunk?" "If you're drunk then get lost." "Speak slowly, my Chinese is ba d." "I 'll help you." "First you a pologize to me," "Then to the audience here." "Why do I have to a pologize?" "You guys suck a nd your music is noisy." "It's so loud I ca n't even chat with my friends." "H ow ca n you be the lea d with such ba d ta ste?" "Don't you know you have a hole in your jea ns?" "And what is that hair style?" "It's so hideous." "G et lost, what's wrong with you!" "Sorry, she's drunk." "If you ca n't hold your drinks, then don't drink." "You hea r me?" "What did you say?" "W ow, what a terrible ba nd." "Lea rning Chinese..." "is a pain sha red by ma ny." "You may spend a lot of time memorizing," "But when you really need to use it, you stutter." "Even mistaking " hot girl "," "T o be " hot gruel "." "But don't y ou worry." "So long a s y ou a re diligent," "I 'll ma ke sure that y ou spea k fluent Chinese." "T oda y is the first lesson." "Let's ma ke our introductions first." "W e'll sta rt with the hung-over one who wa s late." "H ello everyone," "I a m Sakura da Mika n." "I a m from Shiga province, J a pa n." "I a m Oota Y uko, plea se call me Y uko." "I a m from Kyoto, J a pa n." "G reetings, sir, greetings." "I a m Piccolo." "My complete na me is #@#%%^** ... The third." "You ca n call me Picco," "And I a m from M orocco." "Where a re you?" "Bus?" "You have no sense of direction, ca n you make it?" "No problem, I know how to get ba ck." "I wa nt to lea rn how to ride a bus." "M aybe I 'll meet a cute guy," "You think too much, there's no cute guy on the bus!" "What's wrong?" "That terrible guy from la st time," "I think he's getting on my bus." "Oh!" "Hurry up a nd hide." "You'll get killed if he finds you." "What?" "Say that a gain." "You say my wife is cheating." "With a ma n who looks like a loser." "That's impossible?" "!" "What?" "I don't believe it!" "." "What?" "You've got a photo." "Okay." "Send it to me right away." "I have no money, what a re you, Dementor?" "It's okay he ha sn't found me yet." "H ey, I 'm really poor okay." "You think it's free to fix guita rs." "No money?" "That's got nothing to do with me!" "Who told you to dump Vivia n," "Now I have nothing to eat." "I don't ca re if you go rob a ba nk or a bakery," "Just bring me food." "That trea cherous couple!" "G et off!" "No more rides today." "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Hurry up!" "G et off!" "The driver is yelling something, I ca n't understa nd." "My god..." "H ello?" "Are you on the bus?" "Listen to me, new discovery in physics..." "If you stick your ha nd out the window now," "And let your palm feel the wind..." "Did you feel it?" "Feel what?" "It's probably that the ca r is not moving fa st enough," "When the ca r gets to 7 0 kilometers you'll feel it." "It feels like a D cup." "H ow about it?" "You feel it?" "W ait..." "I think I do." "It's about B." "Fa ster, fa ster, how about now?" "It's about C." "H ey, driver, plea se drive fa ster." "That kid." "H e should have told me this ea rlier." "C cup." "What a pervert." "Come on." "This is what I love about you." "I 'm coming." "You lia r!" "Your husba nd?" "H e's a big guy." "Don't move!" "You sha meless woma n." "I 'll take my leave now." "What..." "What a re you doing?" "What a re you doing?" "Don't run away." "You wretch, what is that you're wearing." "Help." "Don't run away." "How can you have an affair when you are so ugly?" "It's because you don't cherish me." "I 'm still a woman." "Don't you move." "Come back." "Come back." "What are you doing here?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Subtitle by Aldi Arman" "Why are you running?" "Hey!" "Sorry." "It hurts." "Sorry!" "I 'll pay for the guitar." "Hurts." "Hurts." "Hurts." "Chinese chiropra ctic technique." "Tha nks." "I feel the brea sts." "The shoulders a re comfortable." "It must be a C cup." "This is awkwa rd." "I should say something." "So..." "H ow long have you been in T aiwa n?" "Why a m I so nervous?" "Seven days." "I 'm affected by him." "M a n, I 'll break my a rm!" "Oh no!" "I 've gained weight from all that eating." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop..." "There is a bicycle here." "I hate bicycles." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "I a ctually a sked the question." "Nope." "I see." "I 've got a cha nce." "My god." "I should have said I just broke up." "Now I seem desperate." "Actually there a re a lot of pla ces to visit in T aiwa n." "H a s a nyone shown you a round T aiwa n yet?" "Nope." "It's really pretty." "W a nt to come down a nd take a look?" "Okay!" "What's up?" "The breaks a re broken." "Oh no." "Why'd you bring me to such a n a rtistic pla ce?" "No rea son." "I ca me with Y uko the other day." "I liked it." "This one is ma de from a single piece of ja de." "I sn't it beautiful?" "It's okay." "Come, come look at this..." "Look!" "It's a skull!" "Doesn't it look like something a rocker would have?" "It mea ns life ca n end," "But love is everla sting." "T ruly..." "Surprise!" "What's this over here?" "I... broke your guita r la st time," "So I got you a new one." "Tha nk you." "You like it?" "The sound is awesome." "You have to write a song for me next time." "Follow me..." "M a da me." "H ello." "It's been so long!" "I 'll have the regula r stuff." "What do you wa nt?" "Boba milk tea." "Boba milk tea." "Okay." "She's Mika n." "H ello Mika n." "H ello." "Plea se come ba ck often." "Okay." "What's inside?" "Milk tea, plus boba, less suga r, a nd no ice." "It's so stra nge." "W ould you like to try?" "Okay." "It's great." "It's great?" "It's great." "Right." "Did you consider dating someone when you arrived?" "I did," "But I 've got to go ba ck in three month's time." "You?" "Do you want to date someone now?" "I do," "But all my relationships don't la st over three months." "R eally?" "What good will it do me to lie to you?" "Then..." "Do you..." "Believe in fate?" "I don't believe in fate," "With fate, you have to wait." "I don't like waiting." "What do you like then?" "I like you." "M e too." "Come, come." "T ake a look at my cute little ga rden." "From now on, you ca n BBQ, watch the moon," "T ake in the scenery, drink tea, whatever you like." "T ake a look inside, it's pretty too." "Just look for me if you have a ny problems." "I live right down stairs." "M a da me." "Don't call me ma da me," "Call me M s." "Judy." "M s." "Judy," "I like this pla ce very much," "But, ca n I stay for only three months?" "Three months?" "But regula r lea se contra cts la st at lea st half a yea r." "You know what," "Since you two a re so cute I 'll let it slide." "You've got a deal." "When will you move in?" "Preferably today." "T oday?" "!" "... Okay." "Even though it's just for three months," "But to avoid future disputes," "W e should probably..." "Put it all in ink." "Done." "Keys." "If you guys a re free," "Come a nd chat with me," "I live alone downstairs," "And it gets lonely." "W ow." "Are you okay?" "I 'm fine." "I 'm sta rtled." "I s the air conditioner fix ed?" "What a re you writing?" "Our contra ct." "Even though it's just for three months," "But to avoid future disputes," "W e should put it all in ink too." "Why a re you copying M s." "Judy?" "What a re you doing?" "I 'm a rocker, I ca n't put on lipstick." "You're messing me up." "Contra ct." "No matter what ha ppens, we have to break up on 1 0 / 3 1." "No extensions, a nd brea ching it mea ns a million TWD fine." "Contra ct?" "A contra ct that limits the liability of our love." "A three- month contra ct." "I don't get it." "I really don't." "I do." "Y eah right." "J a pa nese girls a re really liberal." "You serious?" "Just ima gine," "It's like the la st encore song," "On the final sta ge of the world tour." "An unknown ba nd..." "After countless a pplause a nd boos," "Suddenly found out that they a re invited," "T o perform at the Budoh" " Ka n." "Do you know that feeling?" "I do, it's something like..." "The irony of not having time when you need it." "Something like hit two birds with one stone." "A little off." "You're kidding." "Also, we're really sure that..." "W e're not destined to be with ea ch other." "Then why would you date ea ch other?" "Dating on the pretense of breaking up." "Applied to life," "I s like living on, knowing..." "That you'll eventually die." "G et it?" "No." "W e get to enjoy the best moments of love," "Without having to ca rry the burden of sepa ration." "I sn't that great?" "I guess you could say that," "So, how fa r a re you guys" " H ave you guys done it alrea dy?" "into the relationship?" " H ave you guys done it already?" "You're kidding." "The moon is really beautiful a nd circula r tonight." "After the dumplings, it's the da nce." "Are you rea dy?" "A I U E O." "I 'm in love with you." "(Cha nt)" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Plea se don't make out all night." "The rooster crows in the morning!" "After the porridge, it's the da nce!" "Are you rea dy?" "Ka Ki Ku Ke Ko." "I 'm tra pped in love!" "(Cha nt)" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Plea se lower your voice." "The bells at lunch, Da ng, da ng, da ng, da ng." "E at fried rice for lunch, let's da nce!" "Are you rea dy?" "Sa Si Su Se So." "No one else in my hea rt," "(Cha nt)" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "I 'll shoot you out if you make out a gain." "The setting sun is red, shining on youth," "Finish the sna cks, let's da nce!" "Are you rea dy?" "T a Chi T su T e T o." "I won't let you go." "(Cha nt)" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "Shake!" "It's so hot." "Our top prize is :" "R ound trip tickets from T aipei to T okyo." " It's fake." "And our second prize is :" "An air conditioner suitable for small rooms." "Air conditioner?" "!" " It will keep you a nd your other-half nice a nd cool." "I nstea d of being hot a nd sticky," "You'll be full of love." " R eally?" "Our challenge next week :" "Love :" "Cross" " Nation Style." " Let's register." " No matter if you a re ma rried or just a couple," "As long a s you both a re of different nationalities," "W e welcome you to the challenge." "Wu Qifeng." "Come in." "What's up?" "Your... faucet... the nose." "You have to press it down." "What nose?" "The nose of the faucet..." "This." "Oh... this," "Sorry, sorry." "Like this?" "Oma sumi?" "Oya sumi (G ood night)." "Mi!" "Mi!" "W e ca n turn off the lights tonight." "R eally?" "Y es." "Still sca red?" "A little." "A hug then?" "Okay." "Mi" "Mi" "Beginning of a drea m." "Always with that song, ca n we do something else?" "New song?" "Don't mess up." "You're the one that needs to watch out." "W e'll see." "Not coming?" "Coming." "H ello?" "Mika n?" "Nothing, just thinking of you." "No, we're pra cticing." "You?" "W orking?" "I see." "Y esterday, yesterday." "You still remember?" "What's so great about Mika n (Ora nge)?" "T a ngerines a re cuter." "And pea ches a re sweeter." "T rue, true." "There is 450000 liters of beer in here." "A lot." "You ca n fill a n avera ge swimming pool with it." "Swimming inside beer." "I wa nt to date a J a pa nese girl." "I wa nt to be the sausa ge in her ha nd." "That's awesome." "I miss you." "Mika n?" "M om." "Did you get the photos I sent?" "Of course I did." "Where a re you now?" "That doesn't look like your room." "H ave you begun to lea rn guita r?" "Y eah, look." "Are you dating" "The musta che dude?" "I s it that obvious?" "Ca n da d tell?" "I 'm a ma cho ma n." "H e's so dumb, how ca n he tell?" "You must be ha ppy, since it's a new relationship." "Y eah." "H ow long ha s it been?" "Almost a month." "I love you." "T aiwa nese song?" "Y eah." "Ca n you understa nd T aiwa nese song?" "No." "Don't understa nd my foot." "G ochisousa ma." "What does that mea n?" "It mea ns I 'm full, tha nks." "What do you say when you finish eating?" "Depends." "Then... what about now?" "That's impolite." "This is impolite?" "You snoring at night is polite then?" "I don't." "Y es you do." "No I don't." "I 'll record you the next time you snore." "W ait." "Let me show them." "Don't." "Say that a gain..." "Don't do it." "Don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "Even though I don't wa nt it." "But I like it." "I love T aiwa n even though I 'm J a pa nese." "Even though my hair is pretty," "It's a ctually... a wig!" "G ood, good." "Okay." "I think we've gone through just about everything." "Now I have to tell everyone something." "And that is at our la ngua ge center," "There is a tra dition..." "At the end of every semester, the foreign students..." "Are a sked to perform at the gala pa rty." "I love performing." "G reat." "So for this yea r's gala," "I wa nt to recommend a song to perform." "The song is..." "Love You T en Thousa nd Y ea rs!" "Does a nyone..." "Know a ny ba nd..." "That could perform with us?" "OK." "W e sing this song all the time." "W e're very fa milia r with it." "T rue." "R eally?" "Tha nks, Cross-eye." "Who's cross- eyed?" "Y eah." "It won't do." "Why not?" "I alrea dy told the instructor you guys ca n sing it." "And I designed the new clothes a nd hair style." "Who a re those four sissies?" "I like you guys better like this." "Mika n," "W e a re a n old-school rock ba nd," "W e don't need to pretend to be cute." "The importa nt thing is..." "I don't even like this song." "Why?" "Every time Qifeng sings this song..." "W oo." "Every time he sings this song it's always..." "Always what?" "Something ba d will ha ppen." "Y eah." "Something ba d?" "H e rejected me for something like this." "It's alright." "You just have to think of the good side." "Now that you've dated for two months," "Still in the honeymoon sta ge?" "When you should ignore ea ch others' problems." "H ow ca n I ignore his problems?" "H e ha s way too ma ny." "Ba d habit's not such a big problem, is it?" "You know what?" "You're out of toilet pa per," "And soa p." "Ca n you at lea st tell me next time?" "Okay." "Your pee dripped on the floor a gain." "Ca n you sit on the toilet a nd pee," "Or at lea st sta nd closer?" "Like this." "I s it that ha rd?" "G ot it." "What's the matter now?" "I alrea dy told you ma ny times," "Push the faucet nose down when you finish." "You check every time?" "All ex cuses, you lazy bum." "Wu Qifeng." "You've got to fold your clothes before you put them in." "Ca n you not just stuff them in?" "Okay." "Subtitle by Aldi Arman" "Let's see, I 'll go return the comics first?" "Okay, wait for me, I 'll be done in a sec." "Miss, we're just going for some toilet paper." "Do you really have to spend all that time?" "This is being polite, and saving you face." "Make up is essential for the convenience store too." "Subtitle by Aldi Arman" "What?" "Don't come in." "I just cleaned the floor." "I 'm just getting the key." "I 'll clea n it later." "If you need something..." "And you don't wa nt to take off your shoes," "You got to... do it like this." "You got it?" "I ca n't take this a nymore." " Ba m!" "Ba m!" "Ba m!" "What a re you doing?" "Ba m!" "Ba m!" "This is R ock a nd R oll." "Throw it there, throw it here!" "Pee everywhere?" "T o be honest, I really wa nted to do it right then." "You guys be the judge," "I sn't she a little too over?" "She's trying to control too much." "Y eah, yeah." "That's because she's bored a nd got nothing to do." "Just break up with her then." "Then you ca n throw your underwea r a nywhere," "Not take a shower," "And not wait for her to leave." "T rue." "And then, you'll do everything yourself." "After that, your guita r skills will get better." "T rue." "What a re you guys trying to get at?" "I 'll say it for you." "H ey, what a re you doing?" "Lia r, I 've ha d enough of you." "Let's break up." " Don't come ba ck a nd cry to me." "Give it ba ck." "Sorry, forgive me plea se." "Oh, he's gonna cry." "Oops, it's sent." "Let's make a bet," "W ould Mika n call?" "I bet my cakes." "I mpossible!" "I bet porno DVD, I mpossible!" "I like your wa ger." "What..." "What does it have to do with you guys?" "That's true." "Pick it up." "H ello?" "H ello?" "Sorry..." "It's my fault..." "Forgive me plea se." "Didn't we a gree we were going to go on that show?" "The... notice is here..." "Do you still wa nt to go?" "Y es," "I do." "H ow come you get nervous so quickly?" "H ere," "let me tea ch you." "Come." "First, straighten your ba ck," "H old your fist." "And then, sta re straight a nd say..." "I 'm really big." "What's big?" "Coura ge a nd self confidence a dded together a re big." "T ry it, come on." "I 'm really big." "Louder." "I 'm really big." "Even louder," "And dra g the end longer." "I 'm really big." "You two, ca n you keep it down?" "Love, G o G o G o!" "G reetings to all of you audience out there," "W elcome to the most popula r show on out network." "This week's topic is Love :" "Cross" " Nation Style." "Let's introduce our lovely challengers this week..." "First, the ha ndsome Wu Qifeng, from T aiwa n," "And then the beautiful Sakura da Mika n," "Straight from J a pa n." "H ello, H ello!" "And now, the true tension begins..." "First question..." "Where did you two meet for the first time?" "Plea se a nswer." "H ere a re the a nswers..." "Open Ba r." "Open Ba r." "Congratulations!" "Now..." "What is the girl's favorite T aiwa nese delica cy?" "Plea se a nswer." "Oolong milk tea with Boba, no ice a nd less suga r." "Fried chicken." "Missed on the second question alrea dy." "That's reta rded." "This is ridiculous." "T eresa T eng." "Wu Bai." "I think you two a re about to say good bye." "Surfing." "Diabolo." "Diabolo!" "You two a re just pathetic." "Next question." "Andy Lau." "Ricky M a rtin." "Confess." "Did you two just meet?" "R estroom..." "On the bed." "Are you sure you two a re a couple?" "Only couples ca n be on this show." "La st question..." "You've got one out of nine, good luck." "Where will you two be in ten yea rs?" "H ere a re the a nswers." "T aiwa n," "J a pa n..." "Oh!" "T oo ba d." "W e still have a consolation prize for those who lose." "T wo of our " H ea rt on H ea rt " neckla ces," "For our contesta nts today..." "M r." "Wu Qifeng," "And M s." "Mika n." "R ound of a pplause for them." "H ow ca n he understa nd so little about me?" "Do you understa nd enough about him?" "Actually, I don't." "See." "W e were never mea nt to be together." "A long time a go," "Who mix es green tea with a yogurt drink?" "Such a stra nge combination." "But now..." "T ry it!" "It's really good, its on me." "W elcome ba ck, ma ster, what a re you looking for?" "These dolls a re all really cute." "And they all sport a recording function." "If you like it, you ca n pick it up a nd feel it." "They a re all nice to the touch." "W elcome ba ck, ma ster." "Sorry, ma ster." "I would not intervene in your life a nymore." "No," "Mika n," "It's my fault." "M a ster." "Mika n." "G ood morning, how ma ny of you?" "Looking for someone?" "T ake a look inside." "Wu Qifeng." "H ow much did you drink?" "Not much." "Are you okay?" "I 'm great." "I ca n't be a ny greater." "I 'll never, ever, ever, ever, ever bother you a nymore." "That's great." "I wa s just about to tell you," "I tattooed a nother word, would you like to see?" "Not really." "T ake a look." "(G reat Peak)" "Where you going?" "I 've been waiting for a long time." "I 'm lost, where a re you?" "Where are you now?" "I said I 'm lost, I don't know where I am." "It's all your fault?" "Why didn't you pick me up?" "I 've been here, and my phone is almost dead." "I don't care." "I 'm going home." "Hello... hello." "Please leave your message." "Sing a song for me." "Can we not do this?" "Do what?" "Sing a song for me." "Can you not do this?" "Wu Qifeng," "Who do you think you are?" "You are a cheater." "A jerk." "You cheater." "H ow da re you treat me like this?" "After I 've done so much for you?" "Why a re you treating me like this?" "Vivia n..." "Ca n you calm down plea se?" "What a re you doing?" "I 'm giving you two my blessings." "Didn't we a gree" "Not to go through ea ch other's stuff?" "I 'm just making sure," "That I saw the sa me person." "It's a misundersta nding." "There's nothing going on between me a nd her." "She wa s just selling gra pes." "Look." "Selling by lips?" "One million." "Huh?" "Breaking up within three months..." "What that statement mea ns is that..." "W e ca nnot betray ea ch other within that time fra me." "I don't ca re if you believe me or not," "But I wa sn't going to betray you." "I wa s going to give you a present today." "But if you don't wa nt it" "I ca n throw it away." "H ow a re you?" "Plea se take ca re of yourself." "I 'm really big." "I 'm really big." "I 'm really big." "Are you M s." "Sakura da?" "It's your turn, follow me." "What's..." "your purpose of lea rning Chinese?" "Because..." "I liked Stephen Chow since I wa s a kid." "I think his la ngua ge is a musing," "So I picked the Chinese ma jor in college." "Only to discover that he wa s speaking Ca ntonese," "But I 've alrea dy lea rned the la ngua ge." "I only have this one specialty," "If I pa ss the ex a m," "My compa ny will send me to Sha nghai." "I used to have no confidence," "But I met some interesting people a nd things here." "H e gave me strength a nd coura ge." "My J a pa nese na me " Mika n "" "M ea ns " ora nge " if you tra nslate it." "I really like this Chinese na me." "Ora nge symbolizes good luck to the Chinese." "They also say one's life cha nges with the na me." "I hope my ha rd work will help reboot my life a gain." "H ow about one song a night?" "I don't think so, you know how I have to work." "E x cuse me, ex cuse me." "Don't lea n it on Na na 's butt." "Oh, no," "It took me so long to meet Y a o Y a o," "I 'm a sking her out on a date." "T rue, true." "T rue what?" "I 'm not taking you." "Let me buy you a meal." "R eally?" "You always go ba ck on your words." "No I don't." "You've alrea dy broke up with her." "What a re you doing?" "Huh?" "I just want to give her a good memory," "Before she leaves T aiwan." "This is the" "First time I really fall in love." "I just wa nt her to remember me," "So that we ca n have a perfect ending." "I s that right?" "Your mom send this." "It's not food." "I ca n't close it." "I sn't that too short?" "You're joking." "J erks." "You're all jerks." "Don't say we don't support you." "Electro M onkey Boys." "The next progra m is prepa red by foreign students," "Comprising of members from eight countries." "La dies  G entlemen!" "W elcome!" "Electro M onkey Boys a nd our students." "E x cuse me, this song, is a song that I thought I wa sn't going to sing a gain." "U ntil a girl a ppea red in my life," "She gave me the best three months of my life." "It is because of her," "That this song beca me special." "She is at ba ck sta ge right now." "Mika n." "Tha nk you." "Love You T en Thousa nd Y ea rs." "As the cold wind brought in the rain," "The storm revealed my memories." "Like a small boat sea rching for shores," "I ca nnot forget you." "M emories of love, a nd reminiscence..." "M emories of the foregone pa st." "Like a flower in fea rs of withering," "I 'm willing to give my blessing." "I love you, a nd my hea rt belongs to you..." "Forever immovable." "I n my hea rt, there is no one..." "Able to take your pla ce." "I love you, a nd I 'm dedicated to you." "I 'll never falter." "So for me, plea se reconsider..." "I 've decided to love you ten thousa nd yea rs." "White gloves?" "T aiwanese dance." "As the cold wind brought in the rain," "The storm revealed my memories." "Like a small boat sea rching for shores," "I ca nnot forget you." "M emories of love, a nd reminiscence..." "M emories of the foregone pa st." "Like a flower in fea rs of withering," "I 'm willing to give my blessing." "I love you, a nd my hea rt belongs to you..." "Forever immovable." "I n my hea rt, there is no one..." "Able to take your pla ce." "I love you, a nd I 'm dedicated to you." "I 'll never falter." "So for me, plea se reconsider..." "I 've decided to love you ten thousa nd yea rs." "Love you ten thousand years!" "Love you ten thousand years!" "Love you ten thousand years!" "I 've decided to love you ten thousand years." "Madame." "I want my final boba milk tea, no ice less sugar." "Are you going back to Japan?" "T o Shanghai." "Why isn't he here to see you off?" "I told him not to come." "What's the point?" "We broke up alrea dy." "You don't really want to break up with him do you?" "Don't be sa d." "If he really loves you," "H e will come cha se you," "If he doesn't come chase you," "Then it's better to break up a nyway." "U s girls," "W e have to grow some ba ckbone." "G ood luck." "H ave a seat." "What a re you doing?" "I sn't Mika n getting on a pla ne soon?" "You're not going to see her off?" "Ca n you butt out of my affairs?" "It's not like we're forcing you to bring her ba ck." "You ought to give her a la st surprise." "She might just stay after she sees you." "Will you guys stop being a nnoying?" "I 'm telling you," "If you don't go now, you won't have time." "Just leave me alone, okay?" "Don't you understa nd..." "The mea ning of " cherish "?" "Qifeng." "Don't be irrational." "You don't know how to ride a motorcycle." "Qifeng" "Mika n." "Qifeng." "Stay..." "Or I 'll go with you." "Subtitle by Aldi Arman" "What a re you talking about?" "Why a m I here?" "What do you think?" "Where's Mika n?" "She's gone." "She's gone." "She's gone." "Silly." "You guys don't have fate on your side." "H ere." "This is for you." "What is it?" "G one." "As long a s you're okay." "E at up." "I need to talk to the nurse about something." "Ah" " Y a n, bring it to me." "I s it a letter from Mika n?" "Silly." "Hurry up." "I nvoice for motor repair" "This is the Sha nghai bra nch office." "Y es." "Sorry, the President is in a meeting." "M ay I take your na me?" "Y es." "Okay." "Chairma n Zha ng?" "I 'll be sure to let him know." "Okay, good bye." "M s." "Sakura da, M s." "Oota, allow me to introduce..." "M r." "Lin Kaihong, our most valuable supplier." "H e just ca me ba ck from Ca na da." "H ello, I a m Lin Kaihong." "H ello, M r." "Lin, I a m Sakura da." "H ello." "H ello, I a m Oota." "M r." "Lin's fa mily ha s ongoing business with J a pa n." "And his business is getting increa singly bigger." "T okyo, Osaka, Sha nghai, Beijing." "Not one ma nufa cturer would disrespect M r." "Lin." "Should you two ever get the cha nce, lea rn from him." "Qifeng, come with us." "The lounge is really big." "T rue." "You guys go right ahea d." "Aren't we best friends?" "Stop it." "There's still me." "You're kidding." "If Qifeng does not go, we won't go." "Girls, let's go." "Come on, don't leave just yet." "H e's only joking." "Don't overestimate yourselves." "Let's play some ga mes first." "Come on, wait, wait." "Y eah," "W e ca n tea ch you how to play music." "Come on, don't go." "Y eah," "H e'll tea ch you how to play the flute." "Are you done?" "Not yet." "Do you really need make up for going to the store?" "I 'm not going out without make up." "What if I meet some ha ndsome guy?" "Just fa ce him without make up." "Obviously I ca n't, so I have to put on make-up." "I s that so?" "H ow much longer a re you going to take?" "5 minutes." "1 0 minutes." "Around 1 5 minutes." "It's taking longer every time." "Never mind, I 'll go by myself." "W ait, I 've just got the ma sca ra left." "W ait." "W ait." "Dude, how ma ny times have I got to tell you?" "Don't walk a round your home," "With just your underwea r, okay?" "It's ridiculous..." "The nose of the faucet." "Huh?" "Did you put it ba ck to its original position?" "Oh." "Okay." "H ow ma ny times do I have to say this?" "I told you, no smoking in the house." "What's with smoking now?" "Lift up your feet." "Put some newspa per under if you're eating cakes." "Who a re you really?" "What ha ppened to that scruffy," "Freedom-loving Qifeng?" "You always viewed women like disposable items." "Ca n you not bother us just because..." "You ca n't get with her?" "If you miss her, ca n you just call her?" "Miss who?" "Who is missing her?" "Stupid." "G od!" "1 2 1 0 1 2 5" "1 2 20 1 2 25" "I 'll drink for her!" "You ca n really hold your drinks." "I mpressive." "I 'll drink for her." "You're really good at this." "Where is the restroom?" "This way." "Sorry." "It's no problem, take it slow." "E x cuse me." "It's okay." "I 'll go wa sh your suit." "It's not clea n yet." "Are you sure you don't need dry- clea ning?" "No problem." "Sorry, the clothing is too small." "It's okay, it's wa rm." "Plea se take ca re of Miss Oota." "Sure." "I 'm going now, see you." "See you." "Why did you drink so much, you reta rd." "You're the reta rd." "Why didn't you let M r." "Lin stay?" "You ca n take your mind," "Off of that immature brat, Qifeng." "There's no way, I 'm in love with him." "I told you not to put real emotion into him." "Love needs to be reserved for someone like M r." "Lin." "You like M r." "Lin, don't you?" "Mika n," "There a re some words that I da re not say." "I think after you hea r them, you would ex claim :" "H ow is this possible?" "!" "Wu Qifeng." "You've repented?" "I a m repenting." "Being with you wa s like eating cotton ca ndy," "Soft," "And silky..." "U nhealthy." "Y et after a while, you get surrounded..." "Surrounded by ha ppiness." "If at all possible," "After a yea r," "If you still like me." "And I do too," "Ca n we try a gain?" "Come ba ck to me..." "Qifeng," "I just wa nt you to know that," "Without you," "My life in T aiwa n would never have been a s ha ppy." "Even though we were only together for three months," "I 'll never forget those wonderful days." "M eeting you wa s the greatest joy in my life," "Tha nk you." "You ca n go meet other girls, since we've broken up," "If you still like me, after a yea r," "And I do too," "Then we'll try it a gain," "Okay?" "Mika n..." "I miss you." "Why didn't you tell me you were ba ck?" "Do you know how much I miss you?" "Mika n." "Wait!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Ms. Judy," "I..." "I want to extend my lease with you." "Okay." "Thank you." "Ms. Sakurada," "Still busy?" "Mr. Lin, long time no see." "I 'm going to go eat with Ms. Oota, want to come?" "Eh..." "I 've got overtime work." "Okay." "Sorry, I 'm rea dy." "Okay, let's go." "H ello." "H ey, Mika n." "H aven't called home in a while, how's everything?" "A little busy." "What's going on?" "You sound tired." "A lot went on." "What's troubling you?" "I s it work?" "Or is it that boy?" "You two seemed great together." "R eally?" "Why?" "It's great to be in love." "Everyone needs a significa nt pa rtner, the other half." "Like your father a nd l." "You fight on daily ba ses." "Mika n, I a m very ha ppy." "I a m very ha ppy living with your da d." "You two a re from different countries." "Therefore, you need to put in more effort." "Because of the effort, love becomes more precious." "Listen to me," "It takes a long time to understa nd someone." "Then what should I do?" "If you don't know what to do," "Then leave it to fate." "I don't believe in fate," "With fate, you have to wait." "I don't like waiting." "What do you like then?" "I like you." "It's too late." "T oo late for what?" "T oo late for practice." "Will you stop cheating the audience?" "My god." "Why is this so heavy?" "Qifeng." "Will you do the trumpet today?" "Mikan?" "Qifeng, will you do the trumpet yourself today?" "Are you doing the trumpet or the computer?" "Lunatic." "What's this?" "No need to prepa re?" "T ake a look a nd see if it's big enough." "You're kidding." "What?" "Did you hea r me talk?" "H e's gone crazy." "Silly." "I ca n't take this a nymore." "I have to go see Mikan." "I am going to Shanghai," "I 'm going to Shanghai to see Mikan," "I 'm going to go see Mikan in Shanghai." "Hey, where are you going?" "Who's going to sing with you gone?" "Sorry Ms. Judy, I 'm really busy now." "Ms. Judy?" "!" "Did I really get that fat?" "What... are you doing?" "You still live here?" "Your room... it's so much tidier." "You've got a new girlfriend?" "I clea ned all this myself." "What a re you wea ring?" "None of your business." "Why... a re you so clea n?" "None of your business either." "Where a re you going?" "I 'm going to walk a round outside." "Why a re you going to China?" "I wa nt to see the G reat W all, what's it to you?" "It says Sha nghai." "None of your business." "What... what a re you doing in T aiwa n?" "Nothing." "So did you miss me?" "I 'll tell you if you tell me first." "You first." "You first." "You go first." "You go." "You go." "You go." "You go." "You go." "H ello everyone, I a m Da Dou," "Since our lea d singer Qifeng is not here," "So we're not Electro M onkey Boys a nymore." "W e a re... the Cross" " Eyed Ones." "And the song we a re presenting is..." "My friends, do you wa nt to love?" "Y eah!" "Do you wa nt to rock?" "Y eah." "Come on!" "Love you ten thousand years." "As the cold wind brought in the rain," "The storm revealed my memories." "Like a small boat searching for shores," "I cannot forget you." "M emories of love, a nd reminiscence..." "M emories of the foregone pa st." "Like a flower in fea rs of withering," "I 'm willing to give my blessing." "I love you, a nd my hea rt belongs to you..." "Forever immovable." "I n my hea rt, there is no one..." "Able to take your pla ce." "I love you, a nd I 'm dedicated to you." "I 'll never falter." "So for me, plea se reconsider..." "I 've decided to love you ten thousa nd yea rs." "As the cold wind brought in the rain," "The storm revealed my memories." "Like a small boat sea rching for shores," "I ca nnot forget you." "M emories of love, a nd reminiscence..." "M emories of the foregone pa st." "Like a flower in fea rs of withering," "I 'm willing to give my blessing." "I love you, a nd my hea rt belongs to you..." "Forever immovable." "I n my hea rt, there is no one..." "Able to take your pla ce." "I love you, a nd I 'm dedicated to you." "I 'll never falter." "So for me, plea se reconsider..." "I 've decided to love you ten thousa nd yea rs." "Love you ten thousand years!" "Love you ten thousand years!" "Love you ten thousand years!" "I 've decided to love you ten thousand years." "Subtitle by Aldi Arman" "That was " Love you ten thousand years "..." "From out familiar Electro Monkey Boys." "And now, Dennis presents to you..." "Another fa mous a nd popula r song," "By the lea d singer Wu Qifeng." "H e wrote the song when thinking of his girlfriend." "" I fell a sleep thinking of you. "" "I know you'll love it."