"¶ Yeah!" "I love my new home" "¶ love sitting in my favorite spot" "¶ down by the babbling brook." "¶ Singing with wait, that's me." "Right." "¶ Eating lovely nuts, doo-aah" "¶ you just stick 'em in your beak" "¶ and you crack 'em in 2" "¶ sometimes it's hard 'cause the shells aren't soft" "¶ and I'm gonna give it all I got." "¶ Then chuck it in the babbling brook ¶ hee, hee!" "Aah, what a place I've found!" "Not a care in the world." "It's a bird's dream, really." "Aah!" "What?" "Oh!" "Hold on!" "Look out!" "Hold on!" "Oh, great." "No hunting month's over." "No more living the life of riley for me." "I'm getting out of here." "Come on, legs, don't fail me now!" "What am I running for?" "I should be flying, for crying out loud!" "I'm a bird!" "Yeow!" "Come on, men." "Pull." "Come on, let's see the spirit of festival days." "¶ What a glorious day" "¶ it's the truth when we say" "¶ it doesn't get any better than this" "¶ all the best in the land" "¶ are here showing their hand" "¶ and we're sure they're the best that exist" "¶ we can dance like the wind" "¶ play a wizard's violin" "¶ and do tricks of incredible risk" "¶ it doesn't get any better than this it needs to come up just a little." "That's perfect." "Hallelujah, odette." "You've brought culture and refinement to the festival." "Now thinking men have an alternative to that mindless obstacle course." "Well-placed window." "¶ Judging horses and lambs, unicorns, goats and rams." "¶ I really hope it gets better than this" "¶ of all the grace in the kingdom." "¶ I know that the queen will rise up to the top of the list" "¶ displays of wit and finesse we have lacked, I confess" "¶ but now, voila!" "We have all that we've missed ha, ha, ha!" "¶ It doesn't get any better than this" "¶ derek's brought us peace and set us all at ease" "¶ so we can sing now" "¶ we're gonna savor life the way a man and wife" "¶ are supposed to do" "¶ all the clouds have vanished now that fear is banished" "¶ from the kingdom" "¶ and so to celebrate" "¶ we'll show the world how great we are" "¶ hit the mark, ring the bell" "¶ kiss them all and live to tell" "¶ it doesn't get any better than this" "¶ hosts of jugglers and troubadours" "¶ lions and wild boars" "¶ foods from an unending list" "¶ come and sample my wares, petit fours and eclairs" "¶ once you taste them you just can't resist" "¶ it doesn't get any better than this aah!" "¶ Daggers and dungeons, dragons and wolves" "¶ arrows and alligators fought us" "¶ oh, we've overcome every possible foe" "¶ look what our bravery has brought us" "¶ now there is nothing that can foil the fun" "¶ of festival days." "Whoo!" "You've got to try this, brom." "Best obstacle course we've ever had." "Not dangerous enough for my taste." "I'll add a snake pit if you promise to enter." "Well, I..." "I..." "Ha, ha." "I'll take that as a yes." "But... but... but... but... but, d-derek..." "Come on, brom." "Winner gets to be prince for a day." "¶ Dealing with danger all of my life" "¶ it's 2nd nature to evade it" "¶ but now that the final victory is ours." "¶ I think it's time we celebrate it" "¶ now there is nothing that can foil the fun" "¶ of festival days" "¶ the best of all days somebody get me out of here!" "¶ Hear the crowd shout hurray" "¶ as I'm crowned prince for a day" "¶ it doesn't get any better than this" "¶ there is only one kingdom" "¶ where this kind of dream could come true" "¶ where there's nothing amiss huh!" "¶ Throw your cares to the wind let the party begin" "¶ it may be years till we cease and desist aah!" "¶ It doesn't get any better than" "¶ or any wetter than" "¶ this double-header can't see anything better than" "¶ it doesn't get" "¶ any better than this." "¶ It doesn't get any better than this ¶" "my name is zelda." "I'm only going to tell you this once, so listen carefully." "Yes... yes, of course." "Many years ago, after being banished for developing the forbidden arts, rothbart came to the castle at swan lake." "Vanquished and powerless, he lived in despair until I found him." "I roused his spirit and inspired him to begin anew." "I awakened the sleeping evil genius within." "And after years of work, the fruit of our labor finally appeared." "Orla bay..." "Du anna be lay." "Condora..." "Illustry cruxsis." "Finally." "The forbidden arts are mine again." "Now we will rule as king and queen." "Actually, I had a different plan." "I'm gonna force odette to marry me." "Of course, it cuts you out of the plan." "You wouldn't have the forbidden arts, if it weren't for me." "True." "And yet, sadly, you're out of here." "Those notes belong to me just as much as they belong to you." "More!" "And they will be mine someday." "They will be mine!" "Get out." "I have a feeling those notes still exist." "And you're going to help me get them." "But... m-m-m... excuse me, but may I just mention that I have absolutely no talent for this particular kind of venture?" "Whatsoever." "On the contrary." ""The yakibird can imitate any voice after hearing it only once."" "Do mine." "But I..." "I don't think... do my voice!" "Do my voice!" "Do it again!" "Do it again!" "Do it again!" "Do it again!" "Go to the castle at swan lake and find out if those notes still exist, my little spy." "Spy?" "No, see, spies get captured and t-tortured." "I couldn't bear torture." "I..." "I start sobbing if I even get a canker sore." "Oh, stop whining." "As soon as you find out if the notes exist, I promise to set you free." "Seek out whizzer and bring him to me!" "My little seekers are a far cry from the forbidden arts." "But they can find you, no matter where you go." "So don't ever try to run." "And don't you ever betray me!" "Now go find out about those notes!" "47, 48, 49, 50." "Look." "Look." "You mean those little bumps?" "These little bumps are going to help me win the obstacle course." "You're gonna enter the obstacle course?" "That's right, mr." "Inch-at-a-time." "And when I am crowned prince for a day, finally the people will see me as a prince forever." "If you don't mind, it's time to work on my mental fitness." "Oh, you could say that again." "The next one who disturbs me shall be punished by these babies." "Whoo, run away." "Run away." "Jean-bob, you know anything about rothbart's notes being hidden in the castle?" "Ok, that's it." "Every day, in every way," "I just get better and better." "No?" "It doesn't bother me, of course." "But some people think the obstacle course is too d-dangerous." "Mmm-hmm." "Mmm." "Are rothbart's notes on the forbidden arts really hidden in the castle?" "Who told you that?" "Oh, well, e-everybody's talking about it." "Derek, oh, derek, something horrible has happened." "You can tell me in front of odette." "I'm not sure." "Rogers, we have no secrets." "Actually, you, um, you... you do have that one secret." "Go on, rogers." "Yeah, go on." "Well, there's a rumor going around about rothbart's notes." "That they're being hidden in the castle." "Oh, that's ridiculous." "If we knew those notes existed, they'd be destroyed immediately." "Actually, odette, um..." "You found rothbart's formula for the forbidden arts and you didn't tell me?" "I didn't want you to worry." "You see, after clavius and the orb were destroyed, rogers and I found this underground chamber." "There were all sorts of things rothbart left behind." "Including his formula for the forbidden arts." "We destroyed everything, of course." "Except rothbart's notes." "I'm free." "Derek, how could you?" "Apologize, derek." "I really think that someday we can use their power for good." "Derek, nothing good can come from those notes." "You must destroy them." "You're right, odette." "I'll destroy them right away." "Rogers and I are the only ones who know where they are." "But there's a rumor." "Look, even if someone did find them, they'd never figure them out without my help." "Apologize, apologize, apologize." "I would never put you in danger." "Promise me you'll destroy those notes, derek." "I promise." "I was careless, foolish, and selfish." "But I wasn't." "I did this for us." "For the kingdom." "Please, just trust me, odette." "Please, rogers, no long speeches." "I only need 2 words:" "Numb skull." "Ha-ha!" "I'm home free." "Phew!" "Now all I have to do is get out of here." "Huh?" "Hold it." "Spying is a crime in this kingdom." "So I hereby claim you as a prisoner of war." "Mommy, will you hold me?" "Oh!" "Go get a smog check, why don't you?" "Well, I'm locked on you, small fry." "You'll give up, or else..." "Phew!" "Zelda, zelda, the notes are there!" "I knew they were there." "I knew it!" "Great, the notes are there." "Meanwhile, I got an ulcer the size of a watermelon." "Now, to get my hands on that chest." "Well, at least it's done and I can go back to my regular, calm life." "Although I'm probably gonna have nightmares the rest of my life from this little masquerade." "Masquerade." "So long, zelda." "I'm leaving." "I think I do a little play-acting." "I will play maiden in distress from the faraway north." "Break a leg." "Oh, and the next time you need a talking bird," "I understand parrots are very dependable." "Not so fast." "There's a part for you, too, in my little charade." "You promised to set me free." "How can I be a maiden in distress without anyone to distress me?" "We made a deal." "Now I'm making you another deal." "That's 2 deals in one day." "How many deals do you want?" "Zounds, boy, show some gratitude." "Good thing I checked this." "This cable is coming loose." "You should leave it that way." "Adds a little danger and excitement to a rather easy and boring ride." "Derek!" "We need to talk." "Rogers, old man." "You made it all the way to the top." "You're gonna make it all the way to the bottom with that "old man" stuff." "As your counselor and friend, derek," "I beg you." "Apologize to odette." "You know you're going to have to, sooner or later." "Why do I always have to be the one to apologize?" "Because that's what we husbands do." "We hunt, we fish, we watch sporting events and we apologize!" "I could never be married and give up my days of living on the edge." "Excuse me, big silly braggart, but I was talking to derek." "You know she's right." "She's always right." "Now you're on her side?" "You kept the secret, too, you know." "I never felt good about it." "Well, you should have said something, then." "You're the prince!" "You're my counselor." "You're supposed to counsel me." "Well, I'm supposed to support you." "That's my point." "He got you on that one." "You've been disgraced, old man." "And yet, I leave in triumph." "Please, derek." "Reconsider!" "Reconsider what?" "I'm right, aren't I?" "¶ Isn't it enough that I fight the dragons?" "¶ That I fight the villains and I win the prize?" "¶ Isn't it enough that I run the kingdom?" "¶ Solve everyone's problems, direct and advise?" "¶ Why must I also get down on my knees" "¶ and apologize?" "¶ Because I love her, I need her" "¶ like earth needs the sun" "¶ I need the one I love" "¶ to keep my hope bright, my head right" "¶ my heart fighting on" "¶ until I am back in her arms" "¶ because I love her, I need her" "¶ like summer needs rain" "¶ to grow and sustain each day" "¶ I hear her singing" "¶ and bringing her strength to my soul" "¶ until I am back" "¶ in her arms" "¶ miles apart, yet still my heart" "¶ can hear her melody" "¶ I'm more than sure that I can't endure" "¶ without her love for me" "¶ because I love her and need her" "¶ like I need to breathe" "¶ did adam need eve like this?" "¶ Now I see clearly" "¶ I nearly gave up all I had" "¶ so whatever our differences were." "¶ I'll bid them goodbye." "¶ I'll give love a try" "¶ and all because." "¶ I love her!" "¶" "almost." "Look at all these entries, puffin." "Oh, I can't right now, princess." "Me radar is... potoo-potoo-potoo... searching for enemy activity." "Frederick, I didn't know you liked to perform." "What will you do?" "A song?" "A dance?" "I juggle..." "Omelets." "Oh!" "Wow!" "A real stage." "I've done it." "My body and mind are one." "If I can maintain this feeling, the obstacle course is mine." "¶ Far longer than forever." "¶ I'll hold you in my arms ¶" "I've come to enter the talent show." "Certainly." "Your name?" "The lady in black." "And your talent?" "The tango." "Oh, the tango." "Partner's name?" "I don't have one yet." "Uberta?" "Shh!" "No one can know it's me." "I want to win because I'm the best." "Not because I'm the queen." "Oh!" "I see." "I hope you can find a partner in time." "Oh, I know someone who would jump at the idea." "The tango?" "The tango is the most difficult dance known to man." "Rogers, you will help me win this talent show." "Oh, no, ma'am." "A waltz maybe, a nice fox trot." "But the tango." "No sirree, robert." "Oh!" "You're probably right." "How silly of me to think that you could still do the tango." "Well, I didn't say I couldn't do it." "I guess even the greatest dancers must grow old and stiff." "I'm not that old." "No, no, no, please, please." "Don't fight it, rogers." "You must accept the truth." "Your muscles have become weak and flabby." "You've the timing of a busted clock." "Now wait a minute." "Poor rogers." "You used to move with such grace and style." "I still could, if I had a mind to." "No, no, no." "You must give in to the truth." "You're washed-up." "Washed-up?" "You'll never do the tango again." "Don't you count on it, my lady." "No, no, rogers." "Orchestra." "Don't!" "Hit it!" "¶¶" "How's that for washed-up, chiquita?" "I'll win for sure!" "Help!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Here he comes." "Come on, attack." "Help!" "Somebody help!" "Hold on, madam." "I'll get the little beast." "Ready." "Let him get you, or else!" "Yeow!" "Take that, bat." "Oh!" "I hope you're all right." "Oh, I'm all right, now that you are here." "You are so brave." "So handsome, too." "Even the nose." "Long, like jumbo frankfurter." "I am zelda." "From chut 'n' chut 'n' do dang." "Chut 'n' chut 'n' do dang." "I..." "I've never... it's so very far." "I run away." "The evil king keep me in the castle and make me play the accordion all day long." "Oh, oh, you poor girl." "What?" "What?" "The castle!" "Help me!" "I am so scared of castles." "Don't lock me up in the castle." "Oh, my girl, th-there's no reason to fear." "This is a good castle, I promise." "I'll give you a tour myself." "I'll show you the whole thing, from top to bottom." "Oh!" "If you promise, then I guess it's Ok fine." "Brigitte, take this poor creature inside and give her anything she needs." "You'll see we're a lot nicer than those old chut 'n' chut 'n' do dangians, any old day." "Don't you forget, we've got a talent show to win." "Now look, rogers," "I am not going to lose on account of your sorry love life." "Now, snap out of it!" "I want to, but I think I can't." "Now, this particular room, I think you'll find very interesting." "Originally, it was used for... cut the speech and open the door." "I'm so excited." "Will you forgive?" "Oh, I will." "As I was saying, this room was originally... nice." "Next room." "But I didn't get to tell you... please, pumpkin." "Next room." "Pumpkin?" "Anything you say, muffin." "Now, this next room..." "This next room is nothing special." "Very boring." "What is in it?" "Oh, n-nothing." "Little..." "little things, and some stuff, and other things." "Now if you'll just follow me." "Oh, no, no." "Zelda, you mustn't do that." "What rogers have he don't want me to see?" "Nothing." "Nothing at all." "You shouldn't have done that, zelda." "Oh, oh, I am so sorry." "Well, you should be." "Oh!" "You are mad at zelda." "Well, no." "You don't have to..." "I could never be mad at you." "In chut 'n' chut 'n' do dang, if the girl loved a boy, she show it in special way." "You want to see?" "If you want to show me." "Aah!" "I love that girl!" "I heard we have a special guest." "Her name is zelda." "I think rogers is in love." "Rogers in love?" "This I gotta see." "Look, odette, there's something I..." "I was wrong to keep rothbart's notes." "Oh, derek, you will destroy them, then." "As soon as the festival's over." "Don't wait till then, derek." "Please." "After the festival, I promise." "Trust me." "Nothing will happen." "And so I tell the king:" ""I will not play accordion no more."" "Yes, and so then what did he do?" "What did that awful king do?" "The king, he grab me and say:" ""You must play accordion."" "And zelda say, "I won't!"" "Then the king, he shake me and say:" ""You must!" And then zelda say, "no."" "Then the king yell, "guard!"" "And then what happened?" "What happened when the guards came?" "Then I remember self-defense technique." "Zelda go..." "Ooh-haiya!" "Then zelda run away, until I come here." "We'll act out your story for the talent show." ""Zelda, accordion slave." It's a sure win." "Ooh, what a shame." "It's getting dark and you have to go." "But she hasn't even eaten." "Well, thank heavens for doggy bags." "But she has no home." "Well, she does now." "I'm buying her one at the northern end of the kingdom." "Oh!" "But I want to stay." "You're not safe here." "The do dangians will come looking for you." "Oh, they'd never look here." "Of course they will." "Those dang do dangians always do." "Come now, dear." "The carriage is leaving!" "Uberta." "But I am scared." "Tough!" "Oh, rogers, help." "Move it, you little tramp!" "Zelda." "Oh, my ankle." "Now look what you've done." "She'll have to stay here now for at least a few days." "Oh, my poor little muffin." "I don't care if you are the king." "It's cruel to force someone to play the accordion." "Hands off!" "How dare you treat zelda that way!" "Forget about me, zelda." "Run." "Run." "I'll take care of the guard." "Just run, zelda!" "Run!" "Thanks a lot, pumpkin." "You're welcome, muffin." "Gone." "My muffin is gone." "How could she leave me?" "We were in love." "No, wait, wait." "Maybe I misunderstood her letter." "Yes, that's it." ""Dear pumpkin, I hate you." "Zelda."" "Oh, the pain!" "I guess her ankle wasn't that bad after all." "You." "You sent her back, didn't you?" "Rogers." "You sent her back to that crazed, accordion-loving king." "I would never!" "You." "You monster!" "You!" "You wolf in queen's clothing!" "Oh!" "How dare you accuse me of such things!" "I am a queen." "I always act with dignity." "Now, you shape up or I'll pop you one!" "Oh, look on the bright side, rogers." "Now we can rehearse without distraction." "Rehearse?" "I feel like dying, not dancing!" "¶ She's gone" "¶ she's gone" "¶ she's gone, and with her" "¶ the sun, the moon, and stars have vanished from sight." "¶ There'll never again be a sunrise for me" "¶ because she was my light" "¶ no laughter will ever escape from my lips." "¶ I'll never again sing a song" "¶ for the light and love of my life was zelda" "¶ and now she's gone." "How pathetic, rogers." "¶ She's gone and with her the greatest love" "¶ the world has ever known" "¶ has suffered a dagger right to the heart" "¶ and lies as cold as stone" "¶ the passion of romeo and juliet" "¶ josephine and napoleon" "¶ should have bowed to the love" "¶ of rogers and zelda" "¶ but now she's gone get a grip, rogers." "You're making me nauseous." "¶ Save your words of encouragement" "¶ nothing can bring me cheer" "¶ take away all my life support" "¶ and bury me right here if I didn't need a partner, I swear I would." "¶ Now, little darling won't you please come home" "¶ and heal this broken heart?" "¶ 'Cause your muffin man he just can't stand the pain" "¶ of being apart" "¶ for the reason the world turned was zelda" "¶ no other love in history held a candle to ours" "¶ it was unexcelled-a." "¶ But now she's gone ¶" "Rogers, this is your queen speaking." "You will regain consciousness this instant and remain conscious until I win the talent show." "Or else..." "Very well." "I've no other choice but to take you to my castle and deal with you in a matter to which you are according." "Oh, my muffin played the accordion." "Your muffin's history, chump!" "What kind of lock did he put on this thing, anyhow?" "Finally." "I'm free!" "I..." "I'm free!" "I..." "I..." "I am free, aren't I?" "Yes." "Begone, you worthless mass of feathers." "Whoo-hoo!" "Whoo!" "¶¶" "¶ I am free, I am free, I am free." "Whoo-hoo!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "Oh, yes." "The power to change." "Mmm." "The power..." "To create." "Finally, the greatest of them all." "The power to destr..." "what's this?" "Oh, someone's torn off the last word." "Someone's torn off the last word!" "Ah!" "I'll never have the power to destroy without it!" "So that's what derek meant." "Hello." "Tell me what derek said." "He said... he said..." "He said..." ""They'd never figure them out without my help."" "Oh, the little wimp tore it off himself." "He's hiding it somewhere." "He took what I wanted most of all." "He took what I love." "Well, 2 can play this game." ""Dear prince derek," "I have kidnapped your sweet odette."" "Period!" ""If you want to see her alive again,"" "comma!" ""Then meet me at the mouth of the western river with the missing section of rothbart's notes!"" "Exclamation!" "Exclamation!" "Exclamation!" "Take this to derek." "But you said... do you know how many yakibirds would die to have just one deal?" "And now you've got 3." "Take it to derek, now!" "I'll take care of odette." "Seek her out and bring her to me!" "Will you hurry up, jean-bob?" "It's gettin' late." "Don't rush me." "You know, I can't believe you made odette drive you all the way out here, just so you could practice for the obstacle course." "It's the perfect spot." "I will swing across this ravine, race down that slope, swim the river, hop those rocks, then scale this cliff before the last grain of sand falls to the bottom." "I wish you wouldn't do this." "You cannot change my mind, odette." "If I must prove I am a prince, then so be it." "Ready?" "Speaking of falling to the bottom, shh!" "Go!" "Don't you think that vine's a little frazzled?" "Record time." "Hold on." "What is that?" "Some kind of fast-moving light thing." "Oh, thanks a lot, mr." "Science." "Odette!" "Odette!" "Hold on!" "Here." "Oh, sure, let the frog drive." "Frogs are known for their wagon driving." "Just a little more." "I don't like my options." "Everybody out." "I still don't like my options." "Odette!" "Someone finds this funny?" "Who are you?" "I am zelda." "Accordion slave." "You'll never get away with this." "Don't make her angry." "Derek will come for me." "Odette." "Oh, I hope so." "But he seems to take his time when it comes to really important matters, such as destroying rothbart's notes." "Well, he can have you back as soon as he brings the little piece he stole." "He'll never do it." "You and I both know derek will give me anything to save your life." "Even the power to destroy." "Face it, sister, the forbidden arts are now mine!" "You know, not all things are as bad as they seem." "But I'm pretty sure this is." "Odette?" "Where is she?" "¶¶" "Ok." "Next, we pluck the duck." "Add a pinch of basil." "A pinch of ore... oh, fennel." "Yummy." "Frederick, have you seen odette?" "No, n-not since she left in the carriage." "Hmm?" "Uh, I..." "I hope you find her soon." "I'm making your favorite." "It used to be his favorite." "I mean, that's a good-looking duck." "Odette?" "No!" "No!" "Derek?" "Derek, where are ya?" "Oh, something foul is going on here." "And you're just the fowl who's behind it all, aren't ya?" "Whoo-hoo!" "I got you this time." "Give yourself up." "There's nowhere to hide." "Well, you better enjoy your rest, 'cause when you wake up, you've got some explainin' to do." "Just because I have to wait for the power to destroy, doesn't mean I can't enjoy the power to create and change." "¶ Formula non grata" "¶ creatus malvata!" "¶ I guess I've been naughty, I'm afraid I've been bad." "¶ I couldn't leave well enough alone." "¶ I've dug up a horrible secret, you see" "¶ and I'm afraid I've made it my own" "¶ it's something so wicked, I shudder to think" "¶ of the despicable deeds that I'll do" "¶ creating such chaos as you've never seen" "¶ and misery like you never knew" "¶ there ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ there ain't Nothin'" "¶ ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ bad days ahead" "¶ so kiss off your happiness, bury your dreams" "¶ embrace this new feeling of dread" "¶ there ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ bad days ahead" "¶ formula non grata cambiatus semper" "¶ the power to change is mine, all mine!" "¶ The first thing I'll change is the rules" "¶ odette and derek are soon going to find" "¶ that I've played them for sniveling fools, ah!" "¶ From now on the kingdom will hear what I say" "¶ and whatever zelda says goes" "¶ the world is my plaything, my yo-yo, my toy" "¶ and I won't stop till everyone knows" "¶ there ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ there ain't Nothin'" "¶ ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ bad days ahead" "¶ I'm the baddest of bad girls and now that I'm back" "¶ the forecast is written in red" "¶ there ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ bad days ahead" "¶ aren't you scared?" "Uh-huh." "¶ Full of fear?" "Overflowing, is more like it" "¶ feel like running and hiding" "¶ well, ain't that a shame" "¶ 'cause, honey, it's too darn late" "¶ there ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ there ain't Nothin'" "¶ ain't Nothin' but bad days ahead" "¶ bad days ahead" "¶ move over, medusa, cruella, get lost" "¶ take a hike, wicked witch of the west" "¶ there ain't Nothin' but bad days" "¶ wonderfully sad days" "¶ you've never had days" "¶ do you see my mad ways?" "¶ There ain't Nothin' but bad days" "¶ bad days ahead." "What?" "I know how to teach you a lesson." "No." "Trap odette." "I wouldn't try that." "The same thing will happen to you if you try to escape." "Anyone for barbecued frog legs?" "Well, if you won't act like you've got a spine, rogers, then I'll give you one myself." "And that goes for all the rest of the bones in your body, too." "Try drooping now, mr." "Snivelly pants." "Is that you, muffin?" "No..." "What will it take to bring you to your senses?" "Odette's been kidnapped." "What?" "Zelda used you to get the keys." "Why, that... that..." "that mean muffin!" "Oh, derek, I'm so sorry." "It's not your fault." "If I hadn't kept rothbart's notes, none of this would have happened." "She wants some sort of ransom, no doubt." "That's what I've come to get." "Derek, you can't give away the secret to the forbidden arts." "You promised to keep them safe." "I fought the forbidden arts before, and I'll fight them again." "But I am not going to lose odette." "You can't fool me." "All this nice talk, it's just part of the torture." "I know it." "First you make me think I'm not gonna be tortured." "Sure." "Then you torture me anyhow." "I'm not stupid." "I've been around the block a few times, all right?" "Look, whizzer, we are not gonna torture ya." "All we want to know is how to find odette." "Please." "You gotta help us." "I..." "I can't tell ya." "She'll send one of those fireball things after me." "She'll torture me way worse than you ever could." "Believe me, she won't waste time with a nice talk." "Who's "she"?" "I've said too much." "Now she'll never let me go." "Oh, you birdbrain!" "Whizzer, me friend." "¶ You're a prisoner forever" "¶ when you're trapped inside your fears" "¶ 'cause you know that what you're doing isn't right" "¶ and you're never gonna change that" "¶ in 100,000,000 years" "¶ unless you change the side for which you fight" "¶ so trust the wing of friendship, believe us when we say" "¶ you'll feel marvelous the moment you decide" "¶ to do what's right and proper you'll be free again" "¶ 'cause there's no fear when you're on the right side" "¶ the right side" "¶ the right side" "¶ where there's confidence and wondrous peace of mind that's the spirit, whizzer." "¶ You can always persevere" "¶ whatever obstacles appear" "¶ 'cause there's no fear when you're on the right side you guys are right." "I'm gonna tell you everything." "Ah!" "What am I, crazy?" "¶ If your feathers are a-quivering" "¶ if you're shakin' in your shell" "¶ then it's confidence you're wanting, that's for sure" "¶ and it all comes from knowin' that you're actions will tell" "¶ that your intentions are noble, good and pure" "¶ so gather courage from your comrades" "¶ take the promise of your pals" "¶ that whatever comes we'll take it in our stride" "¶ so be true to the feelings that you're fighting" "¶ 'cause there's no fear when you're on the right side" "¶ the right side" "¶ the right side" "¶ where there's confidence and wondrous peace of mind" "¶ you can always persevere" "¶ whatever obstacles appear" "¶ 'cause there's no fear when you're on the right" "¶ you're not always Lookin' over your shoulder" "¶ you're not sneakin' from shadow to shadow" "¶ you can live your life freer and bolder" "¶ when you know you're on" "¶ the right side" "¶ the right side" "¶ where there's confidence and wondrous peace of mind" "¶ you can always persevere" "¶ whatever obstacles appear" "¶ 'cause there's no fear when you're on" "¶ put 'er here, and you're on" "¶ there's no fear when you're on" "¶ the right side she... she's... she's got the notes." "She has the notes." "Except for a little section he tore off." "So she doesn't have what she really wants, which is the power to destroy." "So she kidnapped her with the fireball, so he would give her the missing section." "So he's probably on his way to meet her right now." "And if she gets "the power to destroy", oh, boy!" "It's gonna be trouble for you, me, he and she." "Oh!" "Yeah!" "Whoo." "Boy, that felt good." "All right." "What do we do, men?" "Yeah..." "All right, we got to find derek before he gives away that missing section." "Speed, you take the waterways." "I'm on my way." "And remember, men:" "No fear." "I just betrayed the most powerful, most dangerous person in the universe!" "This is not good." "Not good..." "Right on time." "Just to make sure there are no tricks..." "Zelda!" "Zelda!" "Odette." "Oh, derek!" "You escaped?" "Yes." "But you have to stop her." "She'll destroy everything." "She can't destroy anything without this." "You keep falling for that fake odette trick, don't you, big guy?" "Give me odette!" "Sorry." "I need her for an experiment." "To see if the power to destroy..." "Really works." "Oshh." "Prince derek." "Follow that fireball, puffin." "Go!" "No, no, no, that won't be necessary, sir." "Whizzer here knows the way." "Nothing like a quiet evening, sitting by the fire." "You just can't keep a good woman down." "Of course, she sort of puts a damper on things." "Odette, how did..." "There's no time to explain, derek." "You have to stop her." "I've got to get you out of here first." "No, derek." "Is there any escape?" "Derek." "I won't see you die." "Now, is there any escape?" "I think so." "Orla bay du anna be lay." "Condora illustry." "This is crazy." "Trust me, derek." "Pull." "Are you pushing, or am I doing all the work?" "Cruxsis." "You're lucky, odette." "You will be the first to see the power to destroy." "Go, odette." "I'm not leaving you." "You!" "I was here first." "So what?" "I am a prince." "Cowards, come out!" "This is war, not hide-and-seek." "Seek, my seekers." "What do you know," "I've improved on the forbidden arts." "Oh, you've got to get out of here, odette." "You can't hide from this one, trust me." "Go!" "Go!" "What?" "It's a destroying seeker." "Go!" "Seek out the swan..." "And destroy her!" "No!" "Odette!" "Break the wand." "Break the wand." "Look, the fireball will die if you break the wand!" "Odette." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Bye, derek." "Hello, zelda." "Rothbart, you're alive." "Amazing, isn't it?" "Thank you for recovering the forbidden arts." "But now you're through." "Tell you what, though, I'll give you a chance to run." "Traitor." "Zelda!" "Ah!" "Puffin." "Oh!" "Odette!" "Odette!" "Where is she?" "Where is odette?" "Oh, derek..." "She's gone." "Gone?" "What do you mean, gone?" "Well, she's..." "The... the fireball." "She couldn't get away." "No." "No!" "No!" "Odette." "Odette." "If you can hear me, odette," "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Though I pray something good can still come from destroying these notes." "Odette." "Is it really you?" "Oh, derek!" "Oh, odette!" "I'm so sorry." "I love you." "Sorry, speed." "Me, too." "I love you, puffin." "I love you, little fellow." "These are the last 2 contestants for the obstacle course." "They call this an obstacle course?" "It doesn't even have a snake pit." "Last year's champion, rock chutney." "And a new entry this year:" "Jean-bob." "Let me apologize ahead of time before soundly defeating you." "I was looking forward to this, but the little guy's so dumb." "I sort of feel sorry for him." "Me, too." "And I wish we could spare him the shame." "Runners, to your mark." "Rock, my friend, you are a half-wit." "In fact, it hurts me to know that you are so very stupid." "It's not me." "It's not me." "Set." "In addition to all this..." "Oh, no." "...you run like a girl." "Go!" "I'll get you." "A new record!" "Jean-bob is prince for a day!" "Now you see." "I am a prince." "I am a prince." "¶¶" "Where... where?" "Rogers!" "Not again." "Rogers, get down here." "I'll tear you to pieces!" "They really like me." "Promise me, derek, there's no more magic in the castle." "I can't do that." "So long as you're here, odette," "There'll always be magic." "¶¶" "¶ Because I love her and need her" "¶ like earth needs the sun" "¶ I need the one I love" "¶ to keep my hope bright, my head right" "¶ my heart fighting on" "¶ until I am back in her arms" "¶ because I love her, and need her" "¶ like summer needs rain" "¶ to grow and sustain each day" "¶ I hear her singing" "¶ and bringing new strength to my soul" "¶ until I am back" "¶ in her arms" "¶ miles apart, yet still my heart" "¶ can hear her melody" "¶ I'm more than sure I can't endure" "¶ without her love for me" "¶ because I love her and need her" "¶ like I need to breathe" "¶ did adam need eve like this?" "¶ Now I see clearly" "¶ I nearly gave up all I had" "¶ so whatever our differences were" "¶ I'll bid them goodbye" "¶ I'll give love a try" "¶ and all because" "¶ I love her!" "¶ Oh, yeah" "¶ because I love her and need her" "¶ like I need to breathe" "¶ did adam need eve like this?" "¶ Now I see clearly" "¶ I nearly gave up all I had" "¶ so whatever our differences were" "¶ I'll bid them goodbye" "¶ I'll give love a try" "¶ and all because" "¶ I love her!" "¶"