"Oh, I am so sorry, ladies." "It's too late, but don't hate." "Ollie's already got a prom date!" "Oh and... you can have your eggs and you can have your bacon, but argh... you can't have Lily 'cause she is taken!" "Oh, did you see that!" "See ya." "You are just so adorable!" "You are!" "Let's go to prom together!" "OK." "Alright!" "You know it's so great not having to sit around praying that the one guy you really want to go with will ask you." "That feeling of being so desperate, so needy, so..." "Ask me." "Ask me." "Ask me." "Ask me!" "So that." "Cheap shot." "Ask me." "Ask me." "Ask me NOW!" "You ask me ask me NOW!" "Is it what you used on me?" "Yeah." "You bet..." "Miley you don't seriously think that... 'this' is gonna get Hottie Lomatie to ask you to prom do you?" "You're right." "You're right." "I'm acting like a little..." "little lovesick puppy, you know if it's meant to happen it'll happen." "Absolutely." "Good for you." "We'll see you after class." "I mean either way is fine with me." "I mean I'm an... independent, mature, strong woman." "Ask me to prom!" "Ask me to prom!" "Oh, single people." "So sad." "You are so cute." "You are cute!" "You're cuter!" "Oh!" "Thank you." "You are the cutest girl I have ever seen." "Wait!" "You get the limo out front." "Hottest styles, every shoe, every color." "Yea when your famous it can be kinda fun." "It's really you but no one ever discovers." "Who would've thought that a girl like me would double as a superstar?" "You get the best of both worlds." "You get the best of both worlds." "Mix it all together and you know that" "It's the best of both worlds." "Hannah Montana S03E14 Promma Mia" "(Seaview High School Junior Prom)" "Hey Miley." "Oh Gabe." "Hey, didn't even see you there." "Where you headed?" "Over over... over there?" "Argh... yeah, you know." "I'm just heading to English." "Oh, eh..." "OK, yeah." "That would just... that would just be to your right past the prom poster." "And then another right... by the prom poster that... that you just saw." "Right." "Got it." "You better hurry." "It's always good to be 'prom'pt." "Prompt!" "Prompt!" "Prompt!" "Hottie at 3:00!" "Ewgh!" "I wasted a good hair flip on Oliver?" "What!" "He's a hottie to me." "So cute." "You're so cute!" "OK, never not gross." "Bitter." "Quick!" "Here's Gabe." "Give me your perfume!" "Oh, okay." "Hurry." "No, that's not my perfume that's my..." "Safety siren." "Well, on the plus side he didn't notice you." "Hey Gabe." "There you are again." "Are you following me?" "'Cause here we are again." "Just gettin' something to eat..." "Oh, well, I'm actually gettin' a low-cal beverage myself." "Gonna make sure I'm looking good for any upcoming pep rallies, proms, football games, proms, and I don't know... the occasional prom." "And eh... pop goes the weasel!" "Please tell me you thought that was adorable!" "Miley, are you okay?" "No." "I'm not." "I mean why can't you get that" "I wanna go to prom with you?" "She said sweetly." "Miley, I'd love to" "Yes!" "But I can't," "Theresa Hartman already asked me this morning." "Oh... that's Okay." "I mean" "Theresa is a great girl and" "I bet for prom she will even shave her back." "What?" "I'm just saying." "Bye!" "Think about it this way:" "Now you don't have to worry about getting you hair done or finding the right shoes or finding that perfect dress that flows just right when you're slow dancing on that big romantic dance floor... feeling like the most special girl in the whole wide wor..." "So Amy." "I was thinking that maybe if you're not going to the you know... prom, event, salutatory thing yet... maybe you and I could possibly, maybe go together." "Or in separate cars." "If that makes you more comfortable." "We could go there together or in separate cars." "Prom?" "Whoa!" "That's totally sweet of you." "But to tell you the truth I'm waiting for somebody better to ask." "Sorry." "Oh." "Appreciate the honesty." "Poor Aaron." "Yeah, no kidding." "Man." "I am so glad I'm not out there any more." "That is embarrassing." "Not that there aren't positives," "I mean suffering helps you grow as a person." "You know, Lily, you really should write a book." "About what?" "I don't care as long as you stop talking." "I'll be back." "Hey Aaron." "Sorry I'll move." "No!" "No, honey, sit." "Um..." "I just want to say" "I saw what happen with Amy and I think it's totally unfair." "Any girl in this school would be lucky to go to prom with a guy as nice as you." "Really?" "You mean that?" "Yeah!" "You're great and don't you forget it." "Will you go with me?" "Keep walking!" "Miley" "Dang it!" "You meant me, Miley?" "Will you go to prom with me?" "Sure." "Yes!" "My best friend is not going to believe this." "Hello mum?" "You're not going to believe this" "I saw that coming from the minute you got up." "Look." "You know what it's OK." "I'm doing a nice thing and" "I feel great about it." "Gabe prom is gonna be so much fun." "And now I feel even better." "Morning, dad." "Morning?" "It's two in the afternoon." "Fine, good afternoon then, Mr. Technicality." "Wow, somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed" "Yes, I did." "Six hours ago!" "Oh, no wonder you're cranky." "You probably need a nap." "And you need a kick in the butt." "You know, I let you come home from college because you said you were homesick." "And now I'm homesick, too." "Sick I'm having you home doing nothing." "Now just because Tennessee didn't work out doesn't mean you still can't go to college." "But Dad, what if I don't want to go to college?" "And do what?" "You gotta have some plans for future." "I have a plan." "Inherit half of your money and if that runs out write a tell-all book about Miley." "Done and done." "Oh, you're done, alright?" "It's time for you to cowboy up and act like a man." "Now tomorrow morning you're going down to" "Malibu Community College and enroll." "I hear what you're saying, Dad, and I love the fact that you are so concerned about..." "That smells great." "Are you doing something different?" "Actually I am." "Half way through the rinse cycle" "I'm starting added just a dash of softener." "It's made all the difference in the world." "I can feel it." "Oh, that is so nice when someone notices the hard..." "Wait a minute." "We were talking about the college." "Oh, right..." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to try to change... look at that shine" "Are you wiping the floor with something different?" "I'm about to." "Tomorrow." "College." "A.M." "That means the morning." "No, actually it means "a morning" not" ""the morning", otherwise it would be TM." "And I'm the one that's asked to go to college" "A tell-all book about Miley?" "That's not a bad idea." "Right?" "Get up there!" "Jackson Rod Stewart it's nine in the morning." "I want your rear in gear in your car on your way to higher education in the next two minutes!" "Dad, I don't feel so good." "Ohhh, poor little fella!" "Looks like you got a bad case of" ""I-think-my-Dad's-an-idiot"-itis." "You know I'm not always trying to pull something." "Sometimes I really am sick." "And now, not only does my head hurt, but thanks to you, so does my heart." "It would be nice if you believe me once in a while." "And it would be nice if you put that lid back on that felt pen" "Now the rash is spread to your butt." "Now get upstairs and change." "Fine." "Haha." "Pen rash." "I tried that when I was thirteen." "You just spit in my eye!" "Yeah I did." "Yeah I did." "I just wanna thank you for being brave enough to have a second child." "Honey, we all develop at our own pace." "Whatever stops the tears, daddy." "I'll tell you one thing I'm proud of... the way you stepped up to the plate tonight to go to the prom with that Aaron boy." "You know that probably means the world to him." "I'm happy to do it." "Aaron's a sweet guy and you know sometimes it feels good doing something just because it's the right thing." "Hello?" "Hey, Hannah, it's David Archuleta" "Hey David." "What's up!" "Oh I'm in town recording and I was just thinking about how we talk about doing a duet together." "Oh, yeah, I'd love to." "Any time's great except for..." "Tonight?" "Exactly." "So you'll do it?" "Yeah." "Oh, great." "When?" "Tonight." "Tonight?" "Tonight." "Do we ever have a bad connection?" "No!" "Ah..." "I know it's last minute but I'm leaving town tomorrow and I just really wanted to work with you." "But if you can't I totally understand." "No!" "Ah..." "I was just going to say that um..." "I can cancel what I'm doing tonight." "See you later!" "Bye." "You know tomorrow I'm going to get you one of those cat bells." "Ding-a-ling-a-ling." "Miley Miley Miley." "Whoa." "There is no reason to three-Miley me." "There is a perfectly good explanation for..." "Breaking that boy's heart?" "OK, Daddy." "I think you need a little bit of perspective here." "See if I go to prom with Aaron I make one guy happy, but if I do this duet with David we make millions of people happy." "So see I think that if Aaron knew this, he would be the first to insist that I bail on prom and if he doesn't..." "I don't want to go with someone so selfish anyways." "Oh and another thing is he kinda took advantage of me you know, when he cornered me into going out with him tonight." "So I think that boy actually owes me an apology." "Here you go." "What's this for?" "Well if you're going to pile it out that deep you're going to need that to dig yourself out." "I still shine next to Jackson!" "Whatever stops the tears darling." "Ah." "Ok." "Aaron, I'm sorry but..." "No!" "Um," "Aaron look, I, eh, in life bad things happen but..." "No...ehm..." "Come on, just do it." "Do it you gutless little jellyfish, do it!" "Oh no, I did it!" "Why did you do it?" "Let's go!" "Miley, hey, hi, hey there." "Aaron, hi..." "Why are you in your tux already?" "Oh, actually it's my Dad's tux my grandma is just tailoring a little." "See, about that, it just..." "Aaron?" "Who is at the door?" "Oh, you must be Miley." "Oh, you see, Aaron," "I told you some pretty girl would snap you up." "Yeah, about that..." "Grandpa, you were wrong, the boy didn't make her up." "You owe me five bucks." "You live with your grandparents?" "No, my parents are buying a new camera for tonight." "New camera?" "Have to capture the big night." "We flew in from Pittsburgh as soon as we got the news." "Last minute flights are expensive so we had to dip into our meat money." "Your meat money?" "Yes£¬but it was worth it, just to see the smile on my grandson's face" "Gamm-Gamm!" "Please!" "Oh alright." "I'll leave you two alone." "Grandpa get out of their refrigerator, that's their meat." "Sorry about that." "Yeah, it's OK." "I forgive you because after all forgiveness is the most important thing in this world." "what you know, it makes us human and seperates us for the animal kingdom, which reminds me, someday we should go to the zoo and then I can explain you why I can't go to the prom with you" "but you know, we'll have a big old laugh." "Ha..." "I'll see you at school love the Gamm-Gamm bye." "Bye, Miley." "Oh, sweet pea, I iron these things enough." "It's time for plan B" "So son, how did registration go?" "It didn't, OK!" "I went down there." "I stood in line." "the woman called out next and" "I didn't want to be next!" "I didn't even want to be next to next or... or next to the next to the next." "to the next..." "I think you skipped a next." "No." "That next left before I did." "Jackson." "Look face it, Dad!" "I'm not college material." "I'm, I'm... sleep till noon, eat toaster waffles play football online with some kid in Iceland and then take a power nap till dinner material!" "That's who I am." "Just accept it, embrace it." "Leave it alone." "I think I know what this is about." "It's totally natural for someone to be scared about going to college." "Scared?" "You think that I'm scared?" "You think that Jackson Rod Stewart is scared?" "I'm terrified!" "It's okay, son." "It's okay." "Change is always scary." "But I know that you're brave enough and smart enough." "You can nail it." "No I'm not, dad." "Look at me I'm a mess." "It's Ok son, if you don't wanna go to college you don't have to." "Really?" "Absolutely." "If you wanna work at Rico's for the rest of your life... totally fine by me." "For the rest of my life?" "Hey yoo." "My aching back." "Jackson, wake up." "Miley Stewart is Hannah Montana..." "Oh no, I just gave up the secret." "What secret?" "She anounced it at Red Vinyl" "Farewell Concert fifty Years ago." "Oh, that's right yeah." "I missed that one because I was eh..." "I was eh..." "I was eh" "Jackson!" "Miley Stewart is Hannah Montana!" "You're the worst excuse for an employee I ever had." "You're fired." "But... but what will I do?" "I never went to college" "That's your problem." "Muhahah..." "I gotta register for college." "Thanks, dad." "I'm gonna need to leave that boy a lot of money." "When I saw you over there" "I didn't mean to stare" "But my mind was everywhere I wanna know you" "Gonna guess that you're the kind" "To say what's on your mind" "But you listen when I have something to show you" "You smile, never shout" "You stand out in the crowd" "You make the best of every situation" "Correct me if I'm wrong" "You're fragile and you're strong" "A beautiful and perfect combination" "I wanna know you" "I wanna go there, where you go" "I wanna find out, what you know" "And maybe someday down the road" "I'll sit back and say to myself" "Yeah, I thought so" "Is everything OK?" "I'm sorry David." "I'm just..." "I can't do this." "It was the onion bagel wasn't it?" "No, no." "You're fine." "Just maybe... maybe next duet you might wanna try a nice little lemon bar." "Then what is it?" "Oh no." "When I called you you thought that I was David Cook." "No no." "It's just..." "I broke a promise that I..." "I really need to keep." "Well, that's cool then." "Do what you have to do." "I totally understand." "Thanks." "I like how you are with me" "And our future history" "And maybe someday down the road" "I'll sit back and say to myself" "Yeah, I thought so" "I thought so, Who-whoa" "Yeah, Yeah" "Yeah, yeah" "I wanna know you" "Yeah, yeah" "I wanna go there, where you go" "I wanna find out, what you know" "And maybe someday down the road" "I'll sit back and say to myself" "I like how you are with me" "Oh yeah our future history" "And maybe someday down the road" "I'll sit back and say to myself" "Yeah I thought so" "You got any eights?" "Go fish!" "You got any fives?" "Go fish!" "Liar!" "I know you got fives." "How?" "Look at your hand when you went to the bathroom." "What?" "Well, you were in there long enough." "Cheater!" "Liar!" "Cheater!" "Liar!" "Cheater!" "Liar!" "Get sick you old geezer." "You're going down." "Well, bring it on." "You OK?" "Yeah, you?" "Yeah." "And go!"