"All Hail the Princess!" "Father, this is my husband-to-be?" "He's a toad." "I will not marry him." "If the Emperor likes him so much, let the Emperor marry him." "Princess!" "You dare to stop me?" "Your servant dares not!" "Two months from today, at 1 2 noon, you must bring 1 00,000 pieces of gold to the Mission in Carson City, Nevada, or the Princess will die." "Long live the Emperor!" "The Emperor has decreed that his three bravest Imperial Guards shall accompany the Royal Interpreter to America to retrieve Princess Pei Pei." "Step forward!" "Hail the Emperor for his faith in us!" "Chon Wang, what do you think you're doing?" "It is my fault the Princess got away." "And my duty to bing her back." "Out of the question." "Captain..." "I am an old man and Wang is my only nephew." "Perhaps you would allow him to accompany me." "He will carry the bags." "Very well." "Perhaps the foreign devils will rid us of him." "Come with me and swear to this royal task!" "Where is my Uncle?" "Haven't I told you not to play on Crow Land?" "Sorry, Father." "He defeated six Crow..." "with his bare hands!" "Why is he wearing a dress?" "Now he's saying it slower." "Like that's going to help." "I still don't know what the hell he's talking about." "Pass him the peace pipe, maybe that will shut him up." "This is some pretty powerful shit." "Daughter." "Husbands like Man-Who-Fights-In-Dress... don't come along every day." "It's your duty to watch over him." "Yes, Father." "He did not complain last night." "Little Feather, bring the wedding gift." "Don't worry --it could be worse." "At least he's not a white guy." "Princess!" "Put your weapons down." "Show me the gold." "I won't let you take the Princess back." "Who do you think you are?" "Have you forgotten your responsibility?" "The Princess does not wish to return to China." "We are bound by Imperial decree, and you, Chon Wang, will not stop us!" "Princess, run!" "Princess, run for your life!" "Go, save the Princess!"