"All right, Cindy, so Wednesday night at 8." "All right, I'll bring the Clay." "All right." "Andy, hang up the phone, get the map out, and tell me where we are right now." "Okay, bye-bye." "Geez." "Ah." "You know, that wouldn't happen if we could put up the top." "The top was up when we started and then you were driving, and we got lost three times, but at least this way we're lost, but happy." "I got it!" "I, I got it!" "I see it." "Okay, we got a ways to go." "It's route 81." "That's route 18, Andy." "Huh?" "Whoops, map's upside down." "Hold on." "Whoa!" "That's it, Andy, get in the back." "Clark, you're co-pilot now." "I'm not sitting in the back." "This is my car, and my uncle who's letting us stay at his mansion for free." "Without me you guys would be spending another boring weekend on campus." "If we even find the place." "Maybe we should backtrack." "We're not backtracking, poindexter, what we need is a good driver." "Of course, I could do better it's my car." "Ugh, I can't believe you, Andy." "You can't believe me?" "I can't believe you!" "What?" "Let me drive." "Get out and walk!" "No!" "Get out and walk!" "That's it." "I'm not driving anymore." "Listen, Lana, just because you have a lousy sense of direction don't blame it on us." "Me?" "I have a lousy sense-- well I hate this stupid car." "Stupid car?" "This is a Cadillac!" "It's the greatest car!" "It's an American car!" "Oh, well fine." "Guys, we're here." "Clark, we're arguing!" "What?" "Go around the corner." "Huh." "Well, this is it." "How do you like it?" "Golly." "So, what do you think?" "How do you like it?" "This is quite a house." "It looks like it's at least 150 years old." "Oh, it is." "It was built before the civil war by my Uncle Nathan's dad, my great-grandfather," "Horatio MccAlister." "He was a Marshall in the old west." "I never knew your family had that kind of money." "Well, we used to back when Horatio founded the MccAlister firearms company." "He made quite a killing." "I knew you were gonna say that." "Oh, come on, ease up." "It's a little bit of the MccAlister family humor." "But what happened to all the money?" "Well, that's a long story." "Come on, I'll show you." "It's a weird thing about Uncle Nate when his father died and he passed on the place he got kinda paranoid." "He thought the ghosts of all the bad guys" "Horatio killed were gonna come back and get him." "Ghosts?" "Clark, move." "And then he got weird." "He spent the last 50 years and the MccAlister family fortune building these strange additions to the house." "No one knows why." "Check this out." "Oh, this is great." "This is amazing." "Yeah, well it should be for what it cost." "He had guys working in here night and day." "Ha ha." "I love that." "Then the construction crews left when they ran out of money." "Are you sure it wasn't the ghosts?" "Ah, you don't think that, do ya?" "Ah!" "Help!" "Ah, I forgot about that one." "I won't." "Andy, this place is really dangerous." "Why don't we just check into a hotel, okay?" "No, this place is great, are you kidding?" "You haven't seen anything yet." "Why don't you just stay close to the ground level." "What kind of a place is this?" "It's great, isn't it?" "Don't touch that." "There's trap doors and secret passage ways all over the place." "You could be lost forever." "Ah!" "You see what I mean?" "So, that's your great-granddad," "Marshall MccAlister?" "Yup." "An actual lawman in the family." "Well, what do you think, Clark?" "Where'd he go?" "Oh." "I don't know, he could be anywhere." "Clark?" "Clark!" "I'm really worried about Clark." "Don't worry about it, Lana." "He'll show up in a year or two." "Andy, I'm serious." "He, he may be trapped behind a wall or something." "Okay." "All right, all right, all right." "Just don't get excited." "We'll..." "Backtrack and we'll find him." "Just let me look at this real quick." "That is the MccAlister Carbine." "The original rifle that my great-grandfather used to kill all those bad dudes." "I've been dying to get my hands on this." "Maybe you shouldn't, it might be loaded." "What do you think I am, stupid?" "You always check the rifle, always." "See?" "No bullets." "I don't point it at anybody either." "I know a lot about this kind of gun." "I still don't think it's a good idea." "Your uncle had his reason for not" "Oh come on, Lana." "The guy was senile, you've seen the house." "Besides what he doesn't know won't hurt him." "Bang." "How did that happen?" "You saw there weren't any bullets in it." "I told you not to play with that thing." "Wait a second." "Something's not right here." "That gun was not loaded." "Now what?" "Clark!" "Get some help!" "Hurry!" "Right, right!" "I'll try to contact superboy." "Ahh!" "He he he." "Ooh." "Ha ha ha." "Hold on!" "We've been waitin' for ya." "It's about time somebody fired that dang carbine." "I hated livin' in that ghost world." "It sure feels good to be out of there, but I still got me a hankerin' for revenge." "Don't forget our pals back in the void." "Remember the deal we made?" "Shoot no!" "Pretty soon, little lady, all of the folks killed by Marshall MccAlister will be free replaced by real, live folk." "Mm-hm." "And starting' with the son of the Marshall who put us in here in the first place." "Old Nate MccAlister himself." "Ha ha ha." "Now, let's go get Nate out of that hospital." "Where are we?" "I don't know, but those ghosts changed places with us on earth." "I don't understand it." "I fired that crusty, old gun and..." "The next thing I know here we are." "Look at this place." "It's some kind of strange graveyard." "Very observant." "I just hope Clark's okay." "Clark called me from Andy's car phone." "I guess he made it out of the house." "He's out of the house." "He's driving away in my car at 100 Miles an hour." "He wouldn't desert us." "Well, what, what if he didn't?" "What if he's still in the house with those ghosts?" "They're gonna get him." "Andy those ghosts are after your uncle, Nate." "Well, we got--we got to try and save him." "We got to try and help him, come on." "Let's try and go through these doors." "Let's go after him." "Guys, I don't mean to be alarmist or anything, but I think we're the only people in here with a pulse." "Dr. Winston Shepard, please report to ward d." "Ahh!" "Nate, we're comin' for you." "Ha ha ha." "They found me." "Ha ha ha." "How?" "How'd you get out?" "After all these years?" "After all my precautions?" "Well, you got your stupid nephew to thank for that, old man." "And you'll get the chance to thank him up close and personal like real soon." "You mean Andrew?" "What have you done with him?" "Same thing we's fixin' to do with you, old man." "Go on, get him outta here." "Well, looky here." "We finally got us a real live lady." "They won't have nothin' to do with us." "Get your hands off of me." "Ha ha ha, but you will, won't ya?" "Hey, that's enough." "Pretty fancy duds for a Marshall, feller." "I never saw such a big badge." "Ha ha ha." "So, you ain't never died by the gun before, has you?" "And who's the girl with ya?" "Listen, listen, there seems to be a misunderstanding." "We took a wrong turn, and if you just wanna show us the right door we'll-- you ain't going nowhere." "My powers seem to be weakened." "This here new Marshall's too tough for us." "Let's get outta here." "Get in there you old coot." "And by the way, gramps, you'll be the first to go in." "Oh no, they got Uncle Nathan." "You spent all that time trying to keep us locked up in there." "And then your stupid nephew opened the door for us." "It wasn't all that fool construction kept us away." "Nah, this here gun is the key to the door that separates our two dimensions." "Now, we're gonna open it and put you inside." "Then, we'll gather up others until all the living are there, and all of us are here." "They're talking about putting more people in here." "They won't get the chance if they do what I think they'll do." "All right, get ready, gramps." "You're in for the last round-up." "Yee-haw!" "Oh no!" "Ha ha ha!" "Are you all right?" "Oh, I'm all right, but I'm awfully sorry" "I caused you all this trouble." "All right." "We got bank jobs to pull." "Superboy, if you're gonna do something do it now!" "What in tarnation?" "Say your prayers, you mangy old cat." "All right, let's settle this once and for all." "Hurry, come on through." "What are you crazy?" "They're shooting." "Trust me, do it." "He's right." "And since you started it, you go first." "Ahh!" "Oh, darn it." "All right!" "They're history." "See?" "It's workin'." "All right, now you just hold it right there." "I'm the fastest gun in the west." "But I'm faster." "I got hit." "No holes." "Andy." "Wake up." "He he he." "Yep." "This boy is a MccAlister through and through." "Yeah, I guess he'll be all right." "More ghosts." "No, Andy, I don't think that's a ghost." "I think I know exactly what that is." "Ahh, I think I saw a ghost." "Did Superboy get here yet?" "Yes, Clark, Superboy got here, and as usual, you missed everything." "Captioned by Grant Brown"