"A SOLDIER AND A HALF" "Step up here." "You are smart!" "Look Mike, this Italy!" "Your daddy was born here on one of the Sunday" "On Palm Sunday" "Easter and Epiphany." "Why do you say that?" "I say it the Daddy was born in this country." "You have to learn it in Italian, learn an example from your sister." "Let him learn an example from her sister rather, than from you." "30 years you live in America and you do not speak in English." "Because I did not want to live for a lot here." "I wanted to make my fortune only." "If only you would have made it" "You say it only how I did not succeed." "Look here, what's that?" "A phial" "We have little money, all of our money put aside onto a travel spent." "But we may represent it "Diger Friz"" "A yes, the mum do not understand these things." "She cannot understand that this is a gold mine." "We find lost America in Italy with this." "Wonderful product, sensational remedy." "A novelty, because like this did not see yet the world." "The "Diger Friz" is the pharmaceutical industry's largest business in America." "Accomplishes miracles with the stomach-ache, the heartburn, the acid overproduction and with all of the digestive disorders generally." "No, no, no." "It is not possible to compare it with similar remedys" "Effect of "Diger Friz" great, sir." "You swallow a pill only and digests." "Bring it back if it does not heal it." "We do give back your money, not the pill." "This guarantee." "How do you say it?" "Do you ask 10 boxs onto a trial?" "Sure." "Thank you." "We send the panacea promptly." "And thank you how you selected we." "Did you hear this?" "Pharmacy of "Kolonna" square asked 10 boxs." "If a business starts up..." "We may be rich yet." "Why, what the Daddy said to you?" "!" "My dear child." "The prosperity, the richness, the blooming future knock on the door here." "Nicola, two lords wait for you outside." "Send them in." "But Nicola..." "Send them in." "They are safe clients." "Come in." "Is Nicola Carletti?" "I am." "Come with us." "Why?" "They relate it in the barracks then." "He 30 years returned going by into Italy." "They declared it a deserter." "He wanted to have her son put into school only." "And then did not accomplish her military obligation." "Look, I was not a soldier it was over in 20 years, but I did not have mumps in my childhood and one single doctor does not oblige in order for me to have mumps now." "A what kind of stupid simile this is." "What did you not put in for the conscription call?" "I did not hear it." "Pardon?" "I did not hear it for me because I was abroad so." "I was looking for my fortune abroad." "Good for you." "Yes, good for me." "I was looking for my fortune until 20 years, but I did not find it." "I have a good business now and I have to go in soldiery now." "That's enough." "You march in with the others." "I am putting you in the training troop." "Did you ask for exemption?" "I asked it of everybody already." "I asked it on the police, on the Roman commandership, in the ministry, on the army headquarters, from the last nobody." "I am the last nobody for you?" "Not, dear sergeant major." "You look like a clever man." "I thought of him." "Onto me?" "Not, onto him." "Onto me?" "Not, onto him." "Pay attention to your mouth or you regret it." "Who talks about you here." "Shut up!" "Move, progress!" "Hurry up!" "Move snails, move!" "Scuttle!" "Let us come quickly." "Stop!" "Troop turn left!" "Everybody put down her packet." "I stood it hardly, what you packed into it?" "I am not a today's child, my need is onto a comfort." "I brought pans, iron..." "Why, heavy?" "No." "Take the recruits onto the yard, the running track" "Yes, sir" "Run recruits, hurry up." "Excuse me." "What do you want?" "My son." "Take care." "Relatives please you go out the barracks." "Go, let's go." "Is Bertini sergeant?" "Yes, sergeant major." "I said that you should not let in the recruits' relatives already." "We said goodbye only, officer lord." "Calmly go home, there will not be something wrong with your son." "We make a man of her here." "Bertini, give the list to me and line up them." "Drive them away though." "Come on, there is a line-up, to the others." "My son." "Write to the mum." "Line-up!" "Find your place at the back there." "Attention!" "40 recruits, sir." "All right, stand at ease!" "Troop stand at ease!" "My dear children!" "Let us clear up some things first." "I guess you were audible already from a Ross sergeant major." "Rossi sergeant major so." "Rossi sergeant major like that." "I am Rossi sergeant major." "Giovanni Rossi is sergeant major." "Impress 3 things on your mind if you do not want bad one with me." "First." "Forget the life, which you left behind outside,." "The second." "I expect a full permission without a condition from everybody." "The third." "Respect the barracks and all of your superiors." "I believe it rather clearly spoken." "Troop attention!" "Line up!" "Right let them conform." "Look at your right side neighbour." "Do you not hear it?" "It was the command in order for you to look at your right side neighbour." "There is nobody here." "Who shall I look at?" "Why are you you here?" "Did you say to me?" "Yes." "Why are you here?" "Yeah." "For what you ask me?" "Why, who I should ask?" "I how should I know it?" "Excuse me, but who let you in?" "I came by the others together." "Look, the others all go away the barracks, please go away." "If you say so sergeant major, you do not have to say it two times." "I would be very grateful for him." "I'm sorry, i think you do not know it who I am." "Listen to me!" "You may be the god..." "You did not understand it if I tell you that you should go away, you go away then." "May I go away?" "I ask it for you." "May I go away forever?" "For what you would like to stay here?" "But you are not angry at me,if..." "I will not remember him, only go." "Onto your direct responsibility!" "Onto my responsibility." "I said that you may go away." "If something does not like, make a complaint at the colonel lord." "I marry nobody already." "I get on the first train and i'm going home." "Great!" "Good travel!" "I go then." "Go!" "Bye and thank you very much." "Kiss he and go!" "Me?" "I he?" "Would you kiss me rather?" "Do I have to kiss him?" "Kiss he and go!" "All right!" "Hurry up!" "I kiss him!" "Do I not have to kiss somebody else?" "No." "I go then." "Good bye!" "Have a nice day!" "You do not have to be angry at him because of this!" "You believe it sure now I am evil, it I said before that you should forget the outside life." "Understand it I had to send your father." "He no..." "Let me finish it, I did not make it." "I just..." "Do not interrupt, I speak now." "I wanted only so much..." "Do you not finish it?" "Stop it!" "Keep list reading." "Take out your hand from your pocket." "Sergeant major lord!" "Say so much, that present." "I am not Carletti." "Be then in silence." "Speak then if I ask you." "Answer if you hear your name." "Is with a name like this here?" "What happened Sergeant major lord?" "Gratitude to Bertini, a person escaped." "Impossible." "Bertini sergeant was a the troop leader." "I told him that he should be listening very much." "I'm sorry." "Bertini good soldier, but has to be responsible for it if he made a mistake." "I favour nobody, you know this." "At me, who makes a mistake, it regrets." "You punish me if I make a mistake." "And rightfully." "Sergeant major, I may speak?" "For what what's your name?" "Speak if I say your name then." "I want to explain it only, that i..." "What do you want to explain?" "That Carletti he was here." "And he where went?" "You sent it it before." "Did I send it?" "He was the person who stood beside me right." "your father?" "He not my father, he recruit like that than we." "He approx. 50 years old." "Yeah, but he was a deserter." "He denied the conscript service." "You lecture me, what this means?" "From where you know that he denied the service?" "We traveled together and told everything." "I don't understand." "It starts whole one on beginning." "I wanted to speak, but..." "Shut up!" "... speak then if I ask you." "So this Carletti where is he now?" "Is not Bertini's mistake." "Where is he?" "On the station." "Shut up!" "Where is he?" "He went onto the station." "You know it how it is necessary to say, you know it what do you say." "Why did you not speak soon?" "From that that he went onto a station?" "Sure that from that that he went onto a station." "Shut up, I did not ask you." "Sergeant major lord, Carlettit would be needed now to find." "Go on the list reading!" "It's me, in civil one." "I cannot explain it in a telephone." "Let us be thankful for the Lord that it happened so." "Yes, the train start after 20 minutes." "Come with me!" "I make a phonecall now." "Yes, start at 1 o'clock and 40 minutes." "At 1 o'clock and 40 minutes." "You see it yet this lord says it." "I take you away to dine after 2 clocks, you may be safe." "I don't think so." "He does not believe it." "I'm sorry, why you doubt this?" "Sergeant major lord?" "Imagine the sergeant major lord came to say goodbye to me onto the station." "Say a few words to my wife." "Let us leave this." "Only a few words, you are a kind man!" "Ma'am!" "Good afternoon, dear sergeant major." "I enjoy very much!" "My wife" "Her wife." "Not, mine." "Does not have to come out onto the station I say this, madam." "Why, you fetch it with a car?" "We call it later then, you may be calm madam." "Thank you." "Who will wait for me on the station now if I arrive?" "Look, soldier!" "What kind of soldier?" "For what ballerinas are waiting in the barracks?" "How?" "Do we go back into the barracks?" "No." "We go to bathe." "Come on!" "Sergeant major lord, I understand nothing already." "You deal with me so, than with a kid." "I preserve my dignity." "First drove away from the barracks, here..." "I did not send you." "Yeah." "A misunderstanding happened, which you abused." "Me?" "Yes, you should have spoken that you are denying of service." "Did not let to speak." "I Wanted to say." "You did not tell it for it because you were glad that you may come from the barracks." "Sure, I was glad." "Because there yet is a so aged man, who goesoff to a soldier with pleasure?" "This concerns somebody else." "As man I understand the man." "Sergeant major lord, you talked about my case to somebody else?" "Not yet." "Well..." "Tell me!" "I don't want it that they is heard." "What, what?" "You find it out only." "Yeah, yeah, what?" "I ask it very much." "What?" "For what paw me?" "To whom misses him if a soldier disappears?" "What trouble may be from it?" "Only a soldier, what its significance for a big barrack." "What that not its significance?" "And the homeland, the army and the military life?" "What do you mean?" "What is this bad prank?" "Be thinking logically." "Look!" "Excuse me!" "Would be only a question of mine." "No question, lets go." "How many soldiers are there in Italy?" "How many soldiers were mustered in?" "More million." "If 1 soldier missing, that is a half, what it trouble would be from it?" "What kind of harm originates from it?" "Answer this." "I'm listening sergeant major." "Answer me!" "Hold your suitcase and let's go" "I go nowhere." "I go nowhere." "I go there, you send." "I come here, I buy the ticket, I called home." "That's it, so the life." "Who repay me for this?" "Shall I pay it?" "You sent from the barracks." "We walk round and round you say the same ones." "The army repays your ticket" "Sure, it will be forgotten then." "Here my ticket, take a look, I do not go from here." "The ticket valid on first class." "Valid on first class if I buy the ticket." "You bought it." "But you pay it because I did not travel" "We end the debate." "How much?" "4 phone coins." "Did you call Rome for 4 phone coins?" "I not only spoke, you talked to my wife." "You gave in my hand the telephone." "I made it easy for you." "My what kind of thing did you facilitate?" "Who does interest your wife?" "If not, no." "But there was a coffee." "A double one." "Yet it is?" "From 5000 know to give?" "I'm not sure." "Hurry up miss, because there will be a scandal if the colonel comes here." "Aren't you blow, you know our colonel." "No." "But if you would know it..." "Welcome colonel lord." "Good afternoon captain." "You traveled well, colonel lord?" "Terribly." "As if a cat would purr in my stomach." "the recruits?" "It's okay, the officers let them in the mysteries of the military life now." "They gave many foods in the restaurant-car." "I know." "You don't know." "He does not have other choice if the man sits down, eats and then..." "I ate roast meat," "I know, I know, that must not, but I cannot resist the temptation." "Cursed gorging." "I ask a glass of mineral wate r with soda bicarbonate." "I get it promptly, colonel lord." "I paid a lot to you." "Sergeant major?" "Good afternoon colonel lord." "What are you doing here?" "The recruits arrived and you are not there?" "Why not?" "Welcome colonel lord." "How you said it, why are you here?" "I report it, yet i didn't say anything." "You know, colonel lord..." "No, no." "I don't know." "So, you do not know." "I came here for this man." "Is he your friend possibly?" "Yes, my old fellow, who I did not see for a long time already, and I come out to the station." "He is my friend." "He is our colonel though." "How do you do sir." "Very much honour." "The sodium bicarbonate is ready." "Sodium bicarbonate?" "What's this?" "Do you need him?" "Yes." "At stomach-ache?" "Sure." "That way it is not necessary to drink a sodium bicarbonate." "We do not live in the Middle Ages." "This like that than if we would fight the war with a lance and a bow today." "In the age of nuclear bomb is today." "This test of the sodium bicarbonate." "I am not funny in my mood." "Forgive her, colonel lord." "Try this." "I tried an all kinds of pill already" "Pill?" "But this not pill, but "Diger Friz"." "Who are you, a market monger?" "Give it to the colonel." "See, he wants bad one for you." "Take in one from this." "I am not a child already if I say something, I take it seriously." "Try it." "What you advise sergeant major?" "I do not know it." "It you said your friend?" "I do not know this medicine." "I know it, and I want good one for you." "To take, valiantly." "See?" "You guarantee it that I have to drink less soda bicarbonate after these?" "Yes, you will not need him longer." "Great." "Thank you." "Come on, colonel lord." "good bye." "Good bye Rossi!" "In the barracks" "Good afternoon!" "Good afternoon!" "Have a nice day!" "Here you are, that's it." "You see that?" "I saw it and not liked." "You put me in a position like this." "Me?" "You." "A what kind of position did I put you in?" "How do I explain this to the colonel?" "What do you mean?" "I was obliged to lie to the colonel about you being my friend." "What is the terrible one in this?" "I don't understand." "Yet talked onto this lousy one." "You may say anything about my family, but "Diger Friz" do not be offensive to it." "Listen." "Do you know that my gastric pain was over under a moment?" "This is a miracle, my lord." "I know it." "The sergeant major has doubts only." "How?" "Sergeant major?" "Are you not friends?" "But, talks to me mockingly only." "Is this "Diger Friz" a new product?" "Did I not see yet in the pharmacy?" "It is not marketing yet in this city." "I would be glad if you would accept this." "Thank you." "You, too." "I do not need him." "Do not say this." "I said this, and see?" "!" "Put the phial." "Accept, my friend" "May I take you away with my car?" "Thank you colonel, but we may not accept it." "Why you speak in plural(number), the colonel asked me." "That's right." "He answer." "Where do you go?" "Into the barracks." "Into the barracks?" "Who?" "You!" "Me?" "You." "I invited it to me." "We go to the same place." "Let go into the barracks." "The kitchen was put right, colonel lord." "And the gym?" "The gym is ready." "We exchanged all gymnastics apparatus." "you may go away." "I am grateful for your kindness." "Your digestive problems will not be caught because of today." "Because I am here, that is the "Diger Friz"." "Could get with a few boxes?" "I would pay it of course." "It is not necessary to pay it for him." "I get so much as much ask for." "As soon as I get home." "Do not dream about this, my friend." "But sergeant major..." "I take it so, I send it on to you if he transmits it to me." "All right, I hand it over to Nino." "Who is that Nino?" "Who is it?" "How's that who is it?" "Not tease, you are, yeah." "You know from Giovanni Giovanino." "Yes, somebody for Nino, for Ninettino call me." "I have to go now" "Colonel lord." "Good bye." "And thank you very much." "good bye, i wish you all the best." "Have a nice day!" "Thank you." "Good bye." "Nino let us go to eat because I am very hungry." "Listen." "Henceforth not call for Nino, Ninetto, Ninone." "Why?" "Throw away that cigarette." "You ask for?" "No." "Bring the suitcase here." "And the tip?" "you may go away." "But not you" "At us not getting used to give a tip." "Behave henceforth because you ruined my day till now." "Excuse me, we are on familiar terms now then or address formally?" "That's enough, let go into the depository!" "Into a depository?" "Why?" "Into a depository!" "What do we do there?" "For a recruit needs an equipment." "What are you doing here?" "Do you pour the boiling water on me?" "He shoved me." "He may ensure everything." "What is this shindy?" "It is not possible to sleep." "Do not be yelling." "Let be silence." "What kind of manners is this?" "Shut up!" "I could be your Daddy." "I want to sleep." "Uneducated kids." "Hey!" "What do you think, let us admit him into the commando?" "Dad, you can speak the soldiers' language even at home?" "We have coffee now then or chat, before it gets cold totally?" "Let us hear this disk." "Then after him, we finish the former topic." "The coffee is gets cold totally otherwise." "And coldly not good." "I understand my little girl, that you would like to dance, but we have a more important thing now." "There is sugar in him." "I am worried about the chap." "Think about it major lord." "What happens if the colonel meets him in a uniform?" "My trouble may be from him." "Yes your trouble may be a from him, but why you did not think of this soon then?" "It is not, how I did not think of him soon, but the suitable words did not come onto my tongue." "It's not true daddy, you do this always." "Hearing a disk through may not be because of your the barracks things." "My little girl, better if you get used to the talks like this." "Do not forget it, that your father sergeant major." "Your groom though major, and later maybe captain, sergeant-major or there will be a general." "We'll see." "What that we'll see?" "Did Anita not say it yet?" "What's this about?" "She would like it if I would enroll for the university." "Why?" "If I obtain a diploma then I lose the army." "And your work will be the kind." "For what my work not okay?" "For a soldier to be not good work?" "I am surprised at you my daughter." "Come on, since you know your daughter's nature." "Do not keep recalling my nature." "I am a just as stubborn mule, than my father." "Am I a stubborn mule?" "Your daughter said it not me." "Me?" "You are repeating it steadily." "And you know how calls me?" "For sergeant major madam." "Whether why?" "I just I allude to the sergeant major lord's straightness and her implacability with this." "Yes, I am a severe one and unrelenting one, and I never kicked nobody in the ass." "I wanted to say that the sergeant major will be a soldier always." "Come let us dance." "Do not have yourself asked." "I talk to you so than the prospective with son-in-law." "Leave this." "We are cheerful, we have fun." "Yes, we have fun, I am cheerful." "Just a little i'm worried." "You understand me, major lord?" "Reflect on it if the colonel realises it how we were why in the castle, what will believe about me then?" "A unrelenting sergeant major with rigour like this, than it's me." "A like this is ugly in a situation." "I'm sorry!" "Troop, attention!" "Turn into left." "attention!" "Troop stand at ease!" "A person is missing." "Keep list reading." "What happened?" "Did he escape again?" "You may speak now if you know something." "No." "All right, i'm here." "Who said it how you may turn round?" "Why you say it?" "you are not here my friend." "I know, I go immediately." "It is not necessary to be agitated." "Start it till then without me." "Not to turn!" "Carletti is attention because you regret yet." "I wash my tooth before." "Do you talk back?" "Not I boil water." "What do you say?" "Do you warm water?" "What is the strange this?" "The water cold and my tooth is sensitive to him." "Have it treated then." "I just do it." "Do you look at it?" "And are not a problem with your brain, Carletti?" "Take it easy, take it easy i'm on my way." "The water yet cold, as before I said it start it without me." "What is there again?" "Listen!" "3 minutes give, if you are not here after 3 minutes..." "I'm sorry my clock stopped." "How much time there is at you?" "It has time now here that you stop this." "Thank you." "Left-right." "Left-right." "Left-right." "Left-right." "I want to hear the sound of the shoe." "I am ready, sir." "What the program?" "Listen Carletti!" "Yes." "I am in clear in it that you are not 20 years old." "But I would like it if you would observe that there is a limit to my patience" "What do you look for on the land?" "Button up your coat." "You believe it this so plain?" "Enough!" "Troop stop!" "What should I do?" "Stand onto your place." "Take a look, I buttoned it up well?" "Go, stand the line." "I'm going" "Where did you stand?" "For what here not okay?" "No." "Why?" "I do not stand there where want?" "Where want, but into a gymnastics line." "You should have said this before." "I thought that I do not have to say this." "I'm sorry sergeant major I did not receive elementary training." "I do things like this now first." "Learn it that we line up according to an altitude." "here not okay?" "Do you stand in the line according to you?" "Bertini rearrange the line." "Everybody with one further back." "Come on." "Troop right!" "..." "Did I ruin something again already?" "You ruined nothing, you cut in my words only." "I wanted to say it, that troop right!" "Right..." "What's wrong?" "I want to give a command." "What do you wait for then?" "Already two times wanted to give the command." "Do not speak." "Shut up!" "Look ahead directly." "I don't know where I was." "Troop stop, attention!" "Stepping forward go!" "Turn back!" "Left-right-left-right-left-right" "Turn back!" "Say turn back!" "Why do you not say it aloud?" "Turn back!" "Turn back!" "Turn back!" "Turn back!" "Troop attention!" "Weapon to a shoulder!" "To a shoulder!" "If I say it to a shoulder, you put it to a shoulder then." "Weapon to a shoulder!" "The pipe of the gun stands in 90 degrees with the land." "Perpendicular stands onto the land and upwards." "Weapon take up!" "Do not keep it towards me." "Is doing likewise, always vertically." "Look ahead." "Look at me if I speak." "If I give a command." "Weapon take up!" "If only." "What that 'if only'?" "If only I would learn everything promptly, but heavy sir." "Watch out, watch out, do not try to joke about me." "I am not joking." "Take that gun." "Is it necessary to take up gun so?" "According to me like this." "Like this more comfortable." "Catch it here." "I don't care, that more comfortable." "Not some." "The thumb is in the altitude of the rifling." "In the altitude of the rifling?" "In the altitude of the rifling." "The others keep silent." "Why are they laughing?" "Do it!" "Pay attention to me only." "I will tell you what make." "What do you do now?" "I have to see that rifling." "What is it necessary to see?" "It is necessary to feel the rifling, not to see." "Feel it." "The rifling is here for you." "But on the other side." "I said it because of that, that in the altitude of the rifling." "But this only a little hump." "Good, for you in the altitude of the little hump." "The hump brings luck." "Not enchant!" "Put here your finger." "Below, slightly towards me." "I set your hand then." "raise your finger" "This hurts!" "I don't care, catch it firmly." "This hurts!" "My finger breaks out." "Firmly take it." "But sir, I could not catch it here?" "We took the gun here since many centuries" "And you higher up you wish." "May he not be so?" "You may not catch it with a millimetre further that way." "Put your finger where i told you." "Sir, I may ask?" "Tell, we may not stand here all day long." "I don't want it to be whispering." "Speak valiantly, there is democracy here." "You may speak aloud." "I don't want to do that, if the boys..." "Who interest the boys." "For what the from colonel want to speak?" "No." "Speak my son, what are you trying to say?" "Did you read the newspapers?" "Which one?" "All of them." "Every day." "Yes, browse." "Great." "Yes, why?" "You read it, that what he was statement?" "Who do you talk about?" "Well the person who there is there, who never to have, but sees us always." "No." "Why, what he was statement?" "What he was statement?" "Yes." "He said it enough would be 14 hydrogen bombs that we wipe off Europe from the surface of the Earth." "So what?" "What is there then?" "How's that what?" "Who cares?" "He says one like this, we we have fun with it how may not be our finger with a millimetre from the little hump." "We are not because of that here let us talk politics." "But because of that that let us execute the commands." "Not not dear sergeant major" "Answer a question so as man, as sergeant major and as family dad." "Who cares how my finger a little below or higher up is?" "I answer immediately." "Enough are from you, 5 days of barrack captivity." "Your answer is unsatisfying." "I am glad." "How are you now?" "My dear daughter." "How you doing?" "Mike you did not bring it?" "Mike is in a school." "Did you go away into the ministry?" "Yes." "And they the exemption is granted?" "Sure daddy." "We handed in your application, it is necessary to wait" "What shall I wait for?" "Only a little one is time." "How much shall I wait for?" "All minutes are important for me." "From the American firm may send to me an agent." "This occurred." "Pardon?" "(How?" ")" "Yes, today arrived and Mr. Harrison her name." "I hope so you did not say it her that they conscript me?" "No." "We said it you are on a business road and distant." "Was heavy to convince, that let he come." "Who?" "We talked with Harrison that he with you meet at the in the evening ,6 o'clock tomorrow in the hotel." "We brought it civvy." "You may get changed here." "Great." "You organized it well." "But how I go away tomorrow onto the meeting, how I can go away from here?" "What should I do?" "We believed it you have a free egress?" "Is for the others, is not for me." "I am in captivity in barrack." "In what?" "In captivity, don't you get it?" "You could learned this language already." "Confirmed the fate with a sergeant major, who onto 5 day sentenced me to captivity in barracks." "Nicola you have to go away anyway tomorrow" "You did not sign yet the definitive contract with the firm." "I know it" "I am thinking that guessing some good solution." "Sleep in the evening here in the city today." "May not be Mike is alone in Rome." "Right, you may not be left over." "Stay here then, you go back into Rome." "What shall I do here?" "I talk to sergeant major then, that absolve from under the punishment." "I send a message it if succeeds, if no..." "If no?" "Lie something for the agent then." "And what I shall lie for her?" "Guess it." "I am a soldier, you are a soldier's daughter, you are a soldier's wife and we have a son, who a soldier's son." "Something we have to find our way out onto this situation!" "May I recommend the spaghetti with tomato sauce?" "Not, I see the menu out before." "Bring a broth to me." "Broth?" "I can see it an American abstains from pasta." "I am American, but my father Italian." "How much spaghetti I ate already!" "I am going promptly major lord!" "Are they the army's officers?" "Yes, miss." "An officer finds it out to dissolve, that let him let off a recruit's punishment?" "Yes." "May I bring something else after the soup?" "Bring a spaghetti." "How's that?" "Do you not ask broth?" "But, only i've changed my mind." "A spaghetti with tomato sauce." "Who is that girl?" "An American." "She looks me." "Or me?" "Not my friend, she looks me." "For you not free, your bride yes." "Here you go!" "I said always that the spaghetti is a good pretext to the foreign country girls' address." "Where you going?" "Miss you allow it?" "I would like to show it that eat the spaghetti." "We turn it round, wind and we eat it." "Tasty?" "Very good." "Do you speak our language?" "A little yes." "Test it now alone." "Not, for me too heavy." "Shows so only, a little perseverance helps." "You allow it that let me sit down?" "Do we go home together?" "I did not change my mind, I go into the hotel, I surprise it Giorgio, he there has supper her friends." "He follows home then." "All right." "Hi." "What do you mean?" "Now just onto the Daddy." "Onto a Daddy?" "I to ask a little favour." "You to be military officer?" "I am Giorgio only for you." "Call for Giorgio." "I am glad that I may get to know your girlfriend, major." "I see your promotion you celebrate it." "No." "The miss is an American tourist." "I helped only to show what should do how it is necessary to eat the spaghetti." "She hanged on your words though." "Excuse me for the disturbing." "Anita wait for me!" "I'm sorry, miss!" "I have to get out from here tomorrow." "I need 2 hours, how I shall do it?" "Yeah how?" "I ask from you, how I shall solve it?" "Did you speak to Rossi sergeant major already?" "Sure." "But started yelling with me so,that onto this size the veins swelled on his neck" "It is possible to do nothing if the sergeant major punishes somebody." "Yeah, I know." "The colonel may let go me." "It is colonel only." "A colonel may resolve a punishment, which the sergeant major gives?" "The colonel?" "Sure." "Thank you, sergeant" "Come on,what?" "I say thank you for so sergeant-major." "Sweep rather and do not to be clever" "No." "Yes, I sweep." "And I make a phonecall." "So a colonel may resolve a punishment, which the sergeant major gives." "And what a colonel gives, who who resolves it?" "The general." "Clear, the hierarchy directs here." "The colonel's phone number..." "Is here in first row." "I'll try." "He says no possibly in a baddest case." "Hello, the colonel's flat?" "You are colonel lord?" "Good evening." "I am Rossi sergeant major's friend." "I am yes, from who you got the panacea." "You are my friend then." "Very much i'm glad you called." "I just thought of you now." "Onto me?" "Yes, onto you." "" "You know what I ate it for a dinner today?" "Greasy roast pig and I feel magnificently." "One single pill and nothing there is not something wrong with me." "Eat only, as much fits into you." "Pig, roast, bacon." "You gave back the culinary delights to me, I enjoy the life again." "I would be happy if I could manifest my gratitude." "I called you because of this, colonel lord." "A relative of mine serves in your regiment, certain Carletti private" "He in barracks received captivity unfortunately, but should be going out in the evening tomorrow." "It's nothing." "I arrange it." "Your relative gets one going out in the evening tomorrow." "What did you say, what his name?" "All right." "Thank you very much colonel lord, and I stand onto your service." "Sure, you may rely on the pills." "Thank you, colonel lord." "He not a bare-footed sergeant major." "I wanted to say it that from this may sleep calmly." "That from this I may sleep calmly?" "Let us speak your language." "I was worth you perfectly." "Do you speak our language?" "I don't know, I am striving with the English." "Daddy, Mr. Harrison's mother is Italian." "But I have to say that I do not sleep calmly." "No?" "Not, Mr. Carletti, our firm would not like to put our product on the market so." "You take the business seriously or we have to entrust the representation to somebody else." "Yeah, but..." "Look I would like to help." "But you organize the things badly" "There are many cities in Italy and you stay in this little city since 3 days already." "You would relate it, that why?" "Because I am in captivity in barracks." "What kind of captivity in barracks?" "Not some for me, because of the barracks..." "There is here in the city." "There is a Daddy because of that here that let him bind business... ..a with the army." "That's great!" "And they ordered from you already?" "They order continuously." "All right, but leave this city here." "The sergeant major lord said it, that at least 2-3-4-5 days there may be we finish in the barracks." "Our army not so dynamic than the American." "And you could not conclude the business with somebody else?" "No." "The rules are very rigid unfortunately here." "It is not possible to differ from them by a millimetre according to the sergeant major." "These sergeant majors are like this already." "Look, you have to fight this fight in the barracks" "I know." "Me it interests a what kind of contract you signed with the united pharmaceutical factory." "I meet with the director-general at 5 o'clock tomorrow." "I would like it that be there in Rome." "In Rome?" "Yes." "In Rome." "Tomorrow at 5 o'clock in Rome." "What are we going to do Mary?" "Mr. Harrison how I shall go into Rome..." "Get on a train." "I know it." "But what will be with the army?" "Forget the army." "Although I could leave it." "How did you say it?" "Although I could leave this case to somebody." "I am glad that you realised it, and please in time." "Bye Ms. Mary." "If this sergeant major would not have judged in barracks onto captivity." "Daddy why you do not talk to the colonel again?" "Of course." "How clever you are, my daughter." "I ask the telephone." "We are in winning if he ate a pig with bean since." "We won this battle." "And the lamb roast yet back up yes." "Yes?" "The colonel is not now at home." "I don't know." "Maybe in Chircolo chippadino you find it, goes there to play in the all evening." "Really?" "Thank you very much." "Where is Chircolo chippadino?" "On Via Garibaldi, sir." " Via Garibaldi." "Beside the "Della Pacha" bar." "Beside the "Pacha" bar." "Shall we go." "Excuse me, that I interfere in it, but he says it does not know it." "Does not know it, but hugs he because of that." "Did I hug it?" "Yes, your hand was on her shoulder." "Is this true my son?" "It's not true." "My the arm was on the chair-back." "I show it if you allow it." "Excuse me, I made it unintentionally." "This was enough bad for me!" "Do you allow me to show it?" "All right, show me" "So, I was sitting so..." "Lean back, yet a little backwards." "My hand rested here though." "The girl was sitting so and I'm like this." "What wrong is in this?" "I am sitting often so, I rest my hands on the chair-back." "You see your Daddy you get accustomed to it so to sit." "For the Daddy three chairs little that let him be sitting comfortably." "In the cinema though 4, because I rely on the one before me if nobody is sitting there." "Anita, this means it if you do not believe me, that want to disappear with me." "Tell him, how I do not hear it." "How?" "Tell him, how I do not hear it." "You sure?" "I do not want to talk to him." "Says it does not hear what you say." "But please, Anita." "Talk to my father." "Says it, talk to me." "Tell her, let her not be stupid." "Says it do not be stupid" "Tell him, that pig." "Poor boy." "Look, this not my opinion" "You are a pig." "You said it onto me that pig?" "Not me." "Anita said that I should tell you that you are a pig." "What answers a pig this?" "That he uneducated." "Not exaggerating this a little?" "Says it, that you..." "I do not tell this." "Why not?" "Because not be, this is injurious with regard to me." "This means that I did not educate her if she is uneducated." "Daddy, why you talk with him?" "May say what he wants I do not want to talk to him." "I do not have a message for her." "Because of that tell her." "What?" "How is not what to say." "If she is not for him what to say, and if you do not have a message we may rest finally?" "!" "Not, you have to tell her this because she has to know about the fact that me is not what to say." "Says it, not what to say to say for you." "You believe it interests me?" "You may believe it how interests me how!" "A little cretin." "You get a slap for this immediately." "He said that?" "I say this to you." "But I send a message him, that he a cretin." "My daughter, for what this circus, enough are." "Why do you not believe that nothing is his woman?" "Daddy!" "And I am not your postman otherwise." "Is that clear?" "Daddy look at that blond one!" "See she was with him in the restaurant." "Right, she exists?" "Yes, really it's her" "But what this proves?" "Came after you, you may see it." "Anita, leave this it." "Stop it!" "It will be the gate, wait here in this bar, I come promptly." "All right, but hurry up because I do not like waiting." "Sergeant major, I am glad how I see you!" "Do you know my daughter?" "So your daughter?" "Excuse me, what do you mean?" "Would you explain it?" "Do you not think that should explain it to you?" "I'm sorry, go and wait!" "What should I explain?" "For example why you roam about in the city while you are in captivity in barrack?" "I explain it then, I am busy now." "Do you explain it?" "Come back!" "There are enough!" "And I do not disturb you!" "Miss tells him for her, that we met first in the evening yesterday." "First or secondly?" "What is its significance?" "Miss come here and we clear up the thing." "Sure, you take it for me I do not have an other suitor?" "Do not speak follies." "Follies?" "Do you see that lord there?" "We'll see that I speak follies!" "Which one?" "It with the American car before the petrol station." "He lover into me and follows me steadily." "He came here to fill up with petrol only." "Really?" "You catch sight of it now then." "Please not judge mistakenly." "Take away until the corner, and I get out there." "I'm sorry, but don't worry!" "How shall I not be worried?" "She went away now with him." "He only an American who he has 2 days in Italy and a before 1-2 hours got into the city." "May imagine how he may know your bride how much." "Your language knowledge developed a lot since yesterday evening." "All right, best if I explain everything." "Let us argue sanely, with arguments." "But to rush because of that don't necessary." "Slowly, comfortably." "What may have made that poor girl, the daughter of a soldier who in captivity in barrack?" "She made himself useful." "But she why my daughter's groom elected?" "She how did you know would be that your daughter's groom?" "He military officer, it she know?" "I do not know whether she knew it." "One moment." "Who resolved your captivity?" "The major?" "Not, the colonel lord." "Come on!" "Do you not believe it?" "No." "Ask it from him, I just marry his." "What are you doing?" "Where you going?" "To the colonel." "What do you want from his?" "To ask a favour." "Did you go mad?" "You go to the colonel, without my knowledge?" "Look, it is not necessary to be afraid, I marry it as civil one." "Do not be on familiar terms with me if may be." "Shall I address you formally?" "Sure" "I will address you formally before the colonel then and I address you as a sergeant major." "Watch your tongue, what you speak how." "Colonel what are you doing?" "This is their third 'szkópa' already." "I did not win one today." "Do not disturb it during a game." "Do you not have a king?" "Where the kings are from this pack?" "Good evening colonel lord!" "Why are you here?" "I said this to him." "Disturbing the colonel here was a mistake." "My dear friend." "Good evening, sir." "What joy, that I see you again." "Thank you, sir." "I came in order that I say thanks for it what you made with my relative." "Don't mention it." "Why you are doing here, bring a chair sit down here beside me." "You bring my fortune certainly." "With the largest joy." "And Nino may not sit down to the table?" "Sit down if wants." "Nino, the colonel a lord said it bring a chair and sit down." "What will be a colonel?" "What's this, what's this, what's this?" "Tells me how I shall play with card sheets like this?" "The run of the cards is bad." "Please, are you crazy?" "Why?" "Do you put your hand onto my chair?" "I touch in you with only a finger." "With a finger or with an arm, it it doesn't matter, I do not like these." "Yet if I am in a glove, then?" "Yes." "It is said though the glove protects the man from everything." "What will be colonel, you next." "But I suggest that you should not make a mistake." "Easy to say it." "Excuse me, colonel lord..." "How many pills did you take today?" "Only one" "Would be better three." "For what three if one too enough?" "Yeah, but the three the perfect number." "Do not keep the game." "Here you go." "He guessed it really now." "Bravo, colonel." "I knew that you bring my fortune." "This for you!" "This the your Giorgio may be deaf." "I would never release it if my bride would be like this" "You are really very kind." "But you found a more beautiful girl on me certainly." "I do not believe in the fact that she is in Italy so." "Yes, I think that the lady may be American." "No, thank you." "Why do the men love women of the foreign country?" "I asked myself this." "You are not Italian, right?" "No." "Thank you for your kindness, it's late, i gotta go." "I am glad that I got to know you, good night!" "Good night!" "Nice this lighter, how much?" "10000 Italian lires." "A lot are money." "Wasting is disappearing" "Though fundamental rule, that we do not throw money and spade out, right?" "Right." "Well then?" "Just in time." "This is clear fortune." "When it was 'szkópa' for you there was fortune?" "The fortune a thing, if it is a colonel well it is playing again other thing." "My dear friend, you wanted to say something." "We already do not disturb, let's go." "My friend never disturbs me." "Not me." "I would have liked asking a thing really, about who I talked already, for my relative." "Who there is in captivity?" "Yes." "He should to travel in a pressing family case in Rome tomorrow." "This recruit is in your troop." "What's his name?" "Does he serve properly?" "You know, he may not tell it because we are friends and then it would be accused with bias." "May we grant the permit to him?" "Tomorrow write the permit and I sign it." "Thank you colonel lord." "Colonel lord, you pay attention to the game or you talk?" "Was 4 their hits and 2 their 'szkópa'." "We are at twenty though." "Be listening very much what you throw, because with a 'szkópa' they win." "We hope for it will not be so." "We hope for it that yes." "Be listening very much colonel!" "I'm listening, i'm listening." "The best ones win anyway." "This is a lot already." "What's wrong?" "If your soldier gives marks so easy to win." "What kind of signs?" "I know it without it what I have to play" "Here you go a fiver." "I lay this." "' Szkópa'." "We won this." "For what you threw that fiver?" "I would know it only why you intervened in it?" "You cannot be playing and you point for me." "I don't understand, why you point, why you give marks?" "Dear colonel, do not be angry at him." "Now once it do not punish it him." "Take him away from here" "Immediately." "But i just..." "What do you want yet here?" "Nothing, nothing." "We are going already." "Do not argue, let us go from here.." "Do you not forget it then?" "I do not forget it." "Good evening for the lords." "Wrong to imagine that I made his a sergeant major." "left-right-left left, left, left-right-left left, left, left-right-left left, left, left-right-left left, left, left-right-left" "Sir, believe your daughter exaggerates the thing." "She has terrible nature." "Did you hear the newest one?" "What is it?" "Into Rome wants to go to her auntie." "Yes, picks it up how she should not meet you." "The women are like this." "What should I do?" "Shall I run to her?" "Come on!" "To run until Rome?" "Face her possibly accidentally on the train, which leaves at the 2 o'clock." "Yeah!" "This is not a bad idea!" "I am wrong in the thing." "Yes, partly yes." "My fault." "Good, good." "Look, for this situation mostly responsible..." "Rather if I know it only." "May I leave?" "Go!" "Good travel!" "Thank you." "What is the best record time?" "1 minutes and 12 seconds." "Not bad." "I with an eye tied up I put it together under 1 minute and 2 seconds." "So that practise yet." "Puts together now, who..." "Who should it be?" "Young man!" "Do you not sleep only during practice?" "Get up if I talk to you." "Good afternon sergeant major lord." "I want to see it, how you put together the machine gun." "I'm sorry sergeant major lord, but no is it possible." "What do you mean, no is it possible?" "You know, I got a permit from the colonel that I may travel into Rome" "You may go away then if the permit comes into force." "But you follow out the command till then, as everybody." "This is true so" "But it will be my negotiation with a united pharmaceutical factory's director-general." "and how I see it with what this lengthier..." "You receive 3 minutes." "That let me go out to the station?" "That put together the machine gun." "You receive 3 minutes, see it how generous I am with you" "Excuse me, but the 3 minutes seem little for me." "And if somebody puts it together under 4 minutes?" "Put together that machine gun!" "Understand it." "Sergeant major lord, right would be onto something else to trust." "I want it Carletti puts it together" "He does not has a sense of him." "He puts it together, that's an order." "And if the colonel lord notices it?" "Who knows it where the colonel is lord!" "?" "He comes there!" "Nino I am on familiar terms with you henceforth!" "May not on familiar terms with you, you are a recruit." "What shall I do now?" "Give that shawl to me." "What shall we play?" "Onto this rings the walnut?" "Yes, how did you realise it?" "And if colonel lord notices it that us to play, what will happen?" "This is not a game." "Attention!" "You will put together the machine gun with an eye tied up!" "Me?" "Because it is necessary to put together the machine gun with an eye tied up." "I do not know it with an open eye." "Troop attention!" "12 recruits and 2 noncommissioned officers present, sir." "Order stand at ease." "Stand at ease." "Great sergeant major!" "I see it, there is a man like that who puts together the machine gun with an eye tied up." "We make an attempt only sir." "What's your name?" "I asked it what's your name?" "Tells him what's your name?" "Let's see under how many minutes you put together the machine gun." "Who?" "You!" "Me?" "You, you!" "_Me?" "Go!" "Now!" "No that way!" "Found it?" "Kneel down beside it." "Courage, boy!" "Here you go this was unnecessary." "Is this the exemplary soldier?" "He gets 15 days in cell." "Learns it then there how it is necessary to put together the machine gun how let its not resemble an ostrich." "Attention!" "Stand at ease!" "Sergeant major, you do not make this with me?" "But i'll do it." "You fought for 15 days in cell successfully for yourself." "Let us not be joking." "You know that I have to go into Rome!" "I'm so sorry and your pharmaceutical factory." "But the colonel lord put a permit." "He 15 days in cell punished now.Got it?" "But what will be with my negotiation?" "Let enough be from the backchat." "Attention!" "Attention!" "It is sent by you in my hand again the barrel?" "The attention, are the attentions, sir!" "Then stand at ease!" "Take it!" "Is this ease?" "Sir here prohibited to wait!" "One moment!" "Sure that he arrives with this train?" "Many times evening he related it when I started" "For what you did not come together?" "Sir, please let it go by your car into parking area." "Immediately, sir." "Go inside, you know your father if he does not find us is able to turn back." "Thank you." "Now that we arrived I hope I get rid of you." "Anita why you are so hostile to me?" "You annoyed enough already today, leave me alone!" "Hi my auntie." "Good afternoon Ma'am." "I see it the major lord came." "Are you not in anger with each other?" "But, he sticks to me so than a leech." "Understand it, takes impossible things into her head." "Impossible things?" "Look over there who was comes to you!" "Giorgio i'm sorry, you did not see my father?" "Not, but yes in the barracks." "You would relate it what's going on here?" "Let me go now to she." "You don't know that alighted on the train?" "Miss impress it on your mind, how I am not your father's nurse." "You here?" "How small the world is!" "I welcome you!" "Good afternoon!" "Major lord, we happen here and where Anita is?" "Are you with a car?" "Yes, there I parking." "You would take me away if I demand you nicely?" "Quickly." "But miss, miss!" "Major lord do not rush!" "This the yesterday evening man." "And they did not know each other?" "Why is he here then?" "With me came here!" "Major lord, wait!" "Follow that American car." "Hurry up!" "Major lord, wait!" "What do you want to do?" "Not let here!" "Major lord!" "Major lord" "What do you want from me?" "Can you not go fast?" "I don't want it that you bicker." "Shall I congratulate her possibly?" "Not, do say nothing to her because there is nothing between them." "I would like to enquire about this punctually." "But why you don't believe me?" "From them I would like to hear it." "You cannot go fast, please?" "The truth turns out then." "If Harrison finds it out, that father soldier and loses the representative right." "Stop!" "Tread on the accelerator pedal!" "You are nice to me always!" "But I may get out already now." "This did not occur to me." "It is not probable that the same miracle is repeated two times." "Thirdly though impossible." "Unbelievable." "From your father's mistake I lose my bride." "Is this well according to you?" "You would have thought of your bride before before you would have flirted with me." "What is flirtation!" "I get out then." "You're staying here." "Major lord, what are you doing?" "Look at the road." "Watch out!" "I'm sorry." "Mary miss, how yourself feel?" "I got frightened very much!" "There is a bar, you want to drink?" "I do not need its, but you are very kind." "This is the least." "The accident from my mistake happened." "Are you not sore at me?" "No." "Anita would have said something else" "For a trifle like this." "You do not know her." "She makes a tragedy of everything, everything too complicates and with nothing not been satisfied" "She does not like that I am a soldier." "And you marry it after all?" "You know, I am not sure already." "Carletti, wake up, get up!" "What happened?" "Get out, move!" "May I go into Rome?" "Who goes into Rome?" "Well me." "I should have been going yesterday already." "You do not go today." "You could have lost the barracks with a permit, while onto a cell you judge." "You come out onto drill and you come back here in the evening." "This is exaggerating already." "There is a limit to everything." "What the drill?" "I am in a prison than if I am in a prison." "This only plain cell, not dark cell." "Learn the regulation" "This is a game with the words only." "The prison it prison." "Who found this who?" "Listen Carletti, come out promptly!" "It reports it if in the regulation,that better to drill, than to get rotten in the cell." "Hurry up, fold the blanket!" "Let me fold it." "Was better at the cell alone, I may have thought my life over there." "What whisper here?" "Why interests you how what I say?" "I spoke it with myself." "I am game for the scrape" "My daughter goes through the hell of the hells." "Who knows we my daughter has to lie everything that let me rescue it from here." "The Daddy arrived yesterday, but when we came out from the railway station, you nowhere you were." "You know, a unexpected thing came up." "Not trouble, the Daddy arranged everything" "Did it sign the contract with a united pharmaceutical factory?" "Yes." "Great." "For what you came instead of your father?" "I am his female secretary, the Daddy's many thing yes." "And you fetched the contract, let me look at it." "Oh, in the Daddy's bag stayed, certainly." "Where do you have the father now?" "Why do we not meet?" "You know, he was travel already." "So my father,cannot stay in a place." "Yes, i noticed." "left-right" "Goose-step." "left-right" "Goose-step." "left-right left-right left-right" "Trop attention!" "Leave onto an obstacle ground." "Scuttle leave turning left!" "left-right left-right left-right" "The last 4 men to get ready, let's go!" "Come on guys, go ahead." "Only firmly." "Command, sir." "Come here!" "You are satisfied with me, sergeant major?" "Sergeant!" "The others finished it, they may go to dine." "Thank you." "One moment." "You go to eat if you go along the obstacle ground, than the others." "I went along the obstacle ground, indeed I made it before, than they" "Sure, because you avoided all obstacles." "Well great, this my strategy." "Pardon?" "I am not a big strategist." "If the enemy is here and I am here, I select the easier road then." "We do it so here if you would not know it, as if we would be on open hostile ground" "An easier road does not exist here." "Wait a second" "Don't you get it?" "There are concrete pipes like this on the open ground according to you?" "Yes." "Tall walls like this?" "It are." "Yes." "Barbed wire?" "Everything is barbed wire, a ditch." "I did not see one like this yet." "The enemy puts it there in order for our advance to be hampered by it." "Deliberately?" "Absolutely." "Yet wall?" "Yes wall, you are my foolish bars." "What is your trouble with the wall?" "You said it, as if we would be on open ground, why that wall is there then?" "That wall obstacle, for what disturbance?" "I say that everything is so regular here, in a row yes." "After all what do you want, onto "Kolona" square or the field for us to go out?" "Well yeah, what we do if the enemy goes onto "Kolona" square?" "Try to resist, but the many children, the pedestrians, the houses are there, everything." "We cause smaller damage if we leave all." "You let a wise guy, enough be from being cantankerous." "Or I set you up for a court martial." "Me?" "Let enough be from the reasoning." "I order that you should go along the obstacle ground." "What is not plainer." "Obey then." "I take it so, what plainer than to boss around and to watch only." "You know how many times I go along it throughout on its?" "What do you point out?" "It was not like that once." "But already..." "I go along the ground today." "Of this size." "I mean it by concrete pipes of this size so" "I go through pipes of this size." "Anyway bullshit." "Than we two men we are prone to nonsenses like this,isn't it?" "Calm down, sergeant major, i just..." "I show it then how it is necessary to go along the ground, and you you make it after me." "You should not rush yourself into things like this." "I teach you then..." "Move." "We do not have to go away to the end of the ground because we hurry." "We omit the wall now." "It is a so urbane thing." "The enemy attacks on country for example." "The barbed wire for the girls truth, bottom mover thing." "Like this easy." "What ease?" "Do not make fun of me." "I show you then how is needed." "The barbed wire field plain, it is necessary to crawl only." "The concrete pipes are here." "I show it then." "I climb in simply." "You climb in and you do not come out there." "How's that I do not come out there?" "Where do I come out then?" "Nowhere." "You do not come out from there, from here." "You set about it simply to be punished." "Do you say it?" "Unambiguous." "But because of that it's simple." "Carletti soldier let a go promptly into the head office." "Excuse me sergeant major, call in me." "You would like to show it quickly or let me go?" "If on the loudspeaker call in, you have to go promptly." "What do you wait for?" "To scraper." "Did it arrive?" "Did my exemption arrive?" "Your what kind of exemption?" "You are Carletti private?" "I am a yes, me." "Your telegram arrived." "Thank you." "My telegram." "Who may have sent it?" "Obstacle ground, what?" "!" "I made believe with Mr. Harrison that you signed the contract with the united pharmaceutical factory, stop." "He presses the encounter in Rome, wants to see the signed contract" "I may not feed it with promises for a long time, hurry up, Mary." "At least that's it." "But how let me go away from here into Rome." "Why did you sit down?" "Stand up." "Excuse me." "What is it?" "They are waiting in the depository." "You go back to your troop promptly, got it?" "Immediately." "He is in his office certainly now." "Here you go, see general lord." "I have that building demolished." "See?" "Answer the phone, please." "Yeah, yeah, wait a second." "Colonel lord, your friend, the "Diger Friz"." "My dear friend." "Ask it, what do you want." "Tell it to me, the colonel is occupied now." "Yes, again my relative the topic." "Yes from Carletti private." "I got the panacea from his from which my gastric pain ceased." "I tell his it." "Says that the colonel lord is punished his relative." "And?" "He ask that let off the punishment for him and give leave to him." "But this patronage." "Tells for him, that let him not ask one like this of me more." "And he says it that my friend." "This is friendship?" "Yes." "Look, impossible ask for." "Hear you later." "Please do not put it down." "Sure was his easy lunch today, did not take the panacea and forgot the friendship." "The necessary one commands publishes tomorrow then." "Yes,sir." "And we send somebody onto Girondelli general's funeral." "Poor old Girondelli." "How many he manoeuvres drove." "How many memories are attached to him." "Shall I set up a delegation, sir?" "Yes." "Let the senior captain's and the his smartest private go." "Marino major's troop" "Salvi major's troop, and" "Ross sergeant major's troop." "Yes sir." "United pharmaceutical factory" "That's enough" "Guard of honour!" "Step stop!" "Troop attention!" "Where does he go?" "Why are you impatient?" "I said that the director-general does not have time for it now." "And this the a lot men you arrive before you." "Yeah, but I am soldier of the armed guard, I have a privilege so." "You guessed this only." "What are you talking about?" "The prison risking I came here." "Why, you believe it we do not hurry?" "Wait for your row." "They have truth." "Really?" "Let me tell it what I will do?" "What?" "Are you crazy?" "What you are scared, to shoot yet i don't know." "You may not go in." "Director-general lord!" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Carletti, representative of "Diger Friz"." "For what you are in these dresses?" "Are you a soldier?" "Does it show this much?" "Sure." "I lay down arms." "Let me put it further that way if it goes off..." "It goes off easily" "Will be best if I go away now." "Go ahead!" "Dear director-general lord!" "Let us speak from "Diger Friz"." "Which class did they get?" "The "Diger Friz"?" "You on the soldiery?" "For what called in, there is not a wartime threat." "We leave it, it's a long story." "Not trouble, tell me about it." "The "Diger Friz", which is really effective, is the only digestion easier remedy" "I don't care "Diger Friz"." "It tell me about it, why called in for a soldier?" "Director-general lord, this concern me." "Contrariwise." "We may fucking it if the war breaks out." "Come on, what kind of war you talk about." "You sign the contract...or ?" "Who is it who enrols to volunteer." "Who talks about an army here?" "I talk about distribution of "Diger Friz", you sign it?" "Of course that I sign it." "Already since 5 days I wait for him." "I was surprised how you did not present yourself." "Fortune that today buried, because who knows it till when we could have been waiting." "You bury?" "What there was a funeral, the whole regiment was doing so." "Stop, look at my face!" "Are you crazy?" "Why?" "You know what you delegated away?" "No." "Yet to say terrible." "You gave up your position." "My honest condolence for the dead person's relatives, but I lose my position if I do not give up my position" "Listen!" "I am a family man." "Listen Carletti." "May say what you want I do not trust you." "And if you continue so the your infant games you may lose a lot." "Because I myself will report on everything to the colonel." "I will not protect you, do you understand?" "It is not necessary to protect me, say what you want as the colonel, me only now i've gotta get home." "Home?" "Yes, home." "I have to give this contract to my daughter, was futile otherwise everything." "What is it, let us adapt to you?" "Take your hand off." "Taxi, taxi!" "Call a cab." "Call here that cab." "Sir, the address:" "But we employ that fat sergeant major yet before." "All right." "I told the address, everything I arranged it" "Want to go." "I want to talk to my daughter only" "I have a daughter, who from your mistake fell out with his groom." "Get in!" "I beg!" "I beg you to sit down." "Thank you, but only you after you!" "I did say that, get in!" "Thank you" "Will we be bowing in front of each other here?" "Get in immediately." "I do not leave it that escape" "You are a strange girl." "We did not know each other in the evening same day, you sat down into my car after all." "Now that a thousand years we are friends, you did not want to accept my invitation." "I am not sure that was correct to accept." "I may ask it why?" "Do I not look reliable possibly?" "I would not be here if I would believe it so." "This you have what kind of reservations in a case?" "Fear like that what may occur to the man after acquaintance like this ." "Seems me so, as if a thousand years I would know you." "You would have got tired of me for a long time already if its would be so." "Contrariwise." "I would like to spend newer a thousand years with you." "Sure." "You say these so only." "You think so?" "Everything depends on the fact that I say it." "And mainly, to who." "Look Anita, I am not a little boy, I am an adult, and a man like this is not looking for the adventure in a serious lady like that, just like you." "This minute and coming." "Take care of your head." "What are you doing?" "I give the contract to my daughter." "What you hand over the contract?" "Where are we?" "At my flat." "I come back promptly." "Come down promptly." "I said that I come immediately." "Come down promptly." "Hi Mary!" "Are you here in Rome?" "What are these many questions?" "Learn in Italian, because I do not understand you so." "I love you, the Daddy's little son." "A how pleasant surprise, Nicola is." "Did you get a day off?" "The weapon not plaything, don't touch that!" "I settled everything with the pharmaceutical factory." "I had the contract signed." "It is necessary to give it to Mr. Harrison only already." "Make success?" "How did you do it?" "I tell it later then." "I have to go now." "Eat a small one" "How?" "When it is the miserable sergeant major always in my trace yes." "Sergeant major, how found me?" "Sit down!" "Come!" "Sergeant major lord you are badly?" "I know, 3 floors." "I said that you should wait because of this!" "I know, there is not an elevator" "And the sergeant major unrelenting, he sure wanted to know you." "You know my daughter, my wife, he though my son." "May I offer you something?" "What do you want?" "I want to take away he." "The sergeant major does not take a step without me." "He insists on me so much." "Stay here onto lunch." "No, thanks." "Why not?" "I pay the cab." "Ma'am thank you for your kindness, we have to go." "The army, the discipline before everything" "Let's go." "We eat then in the barracks." "In the barracks?" "Do not want it how I shall force you." "I have you set to a court martial." "Excuse me, Ma'am." "Sergeant major do not forget it you are not a home." "My wife American, what believes about the Italian army?" "We omit America from this and let's go" "Do we leave America?" "You with a move would sweep America?" "Dared because of that only some other kind of photograph hangs down from the wall for them?" "I don't care what kind of photograph there is on the wall." "Mr Harrison asks it that call it in "Paradi" restaurant." "Allow a phone call." "One minute and i'm here." "What do you say?" "Excuse me, that I speak in English." "May turn up in Nicola to trust, if he says it one makes a phonecall, then one makes a phonecall." "Sit down!" "Taste my wonderful spaghetti." "I made it." "You do not eat so superb spaghetti in the barracks." "Want to give instructions to this superb spaghetti?" "So you do not eat somewhere else." "Smell it." "Thank you, but no possible." "Taste it Just a little." "Not Ma'am." "No possible." "I ate it already." "I brew a delicate coffee then." "All is a minute." "Of course." "I send the contract." "Do you leave?" "He leaves." "Good travel Mr. Harrison." "How?" "I did say that let us meet in Milan." "Yes, we two, in Monday in the morning" "We keep a meeting for all of our firm's representatives" "Understand it I cannot go away, a lot I have obligations." "What do you mean, no you can?" "Watch out, because you play your rights?" "Do not say this, I expressed myself badly possibly, I will be there in Milan." "Of course I solve it." "I would know it only, how." "I did say that i'll be there." "Yes, I will be accurate one sir." "Yes, Monday in the morning, sir." "I like this already." "I'm sorry, but I had to talk to my representative." "Now already may accompany." "thank you." "Do you go home?" "Not, I will have a meeting with my father." "He said it onto at 2 o' clock will be there, they start then back up." "Great, I may get to know your father at least." "This is great." "Sergeant major lord, i'm here." "Why do you cover it?" "Does he not taste good?" "It was very delicate." "I cover it in order that the spaghetti does not dry up." "You're right" "Do you ask the coffee with sugar?" "I told you that do not play with the gun." "Did you brew coffee for his?" "Yes, ate and I brewed coffee for his." "I didn't do this." "I ate white coffee in a bar with a bakery product, which I did not digest yet." "Get washed, we may not go out so onto the street." "See, your face was tomato." "The traces of the jam cake." "But what's this?" "Do not owe with a report, what I ate how." "Let us leave finally." "I send my love to America, my woman." "Let's go." "Left-right" "I am sorry that I make you wait." "There will not be trouble, a big joy to recognise your father." "Excuse me, captain." "What you believe after a long time arrives?" "I hope so not, miss." "I have to leave them here otherwise." "The Daddy is there." "Sergeant major, let here in Rome." "I have to go away into Milan, a meeting will be representative." "Open the door!" "You got made 2 weeks of rigorous punishment." "To out from car!" "You were scheming against me." "This is not truth." "Who?" "Hi." "So, how did you do?" "What?" "With Giorgio is the encounter." "I introduce my a friend." "How do you do." "Who is this man?" "He escorted away here." "From where did he escort here?" "Rossi, we wait for you hurry up." "I am going already" "This is not properly, we talk everything over in the evening today." "But I want to stay at my auntie here in the evening today." "You take the road home with the first train." "Do you understand?" "I may give your daughter with car." "What all of the day to escort... sergeant major, Will be 1800 Italian lire." "Do you ask it of me?" "Who shall I ask it of?" "Well from him, who..." "It is necessary to pay..." " No my money." "Allow it, sir..." "Sergeant major!" "Yes." "Hurry up already." "I can't take that." "I'm sorry." "Do not believe it that you may buy me." "You explain this at home, is that clear?" "All right." "For you beautiful day!" "Good bye!" "I'm sorry." "I would not have thought that your father will be offended by it." "I was sure of him." "Come home with the first train." "Onto a dinner be a home." "Do not be worried about me daddy." "And take care!" "Hi." "The Daddy did not say it I thought that he has this many punishments for him, because of this is allowed to obtain leave I was added to you." "I'm sorry, but received rigorous punishment made more" "Giorgio do not believe it, that now act with you, than on the first evening, how he should help my father." "Since some days i know you, but i know a what kind of girl you are." "A what kind of girl am I?" "Onto who I desired always." "Unfortunately you Giorgio you are occupied already." "It's not true, with Anita the end of everything." "I mean yet i need to talk to her, the news shocks it then apparently." "Let us be waiting, let us talk about this." "You did not forget that before 1-2 days my daughter..." "I don't know that you know it?" "Yes." "Yeah, I know." "She was going out with the little major together." "What little major?" "Strazzonelli major the army's distinguished officer." "I do not doubt this." "Do not believe it that i reverse of soldiery I am." "I am the American army's reserve officer." "I am a second lieutenant." "Please, please not important..." "How did you say it?" "I am a second lieutenant." "Are you a second lieutenant?" "Yes, I am a pilot." "That's right." "Please, no embarrass yourself." "Everything is other so." "Excuse me that I was vehement in the morning yesterday." "I'm sorry, but this did not speak to America of course." "America our ally, we do everything together in order for the world's countries to be allowed to live in peace beside each other." "Please sergeant major, let us consider the case locked one." "I agree." "And I have to confess it really, that you are a straight man, manfully stood and you faced the consequences of your acts." "I had a duty, but I have to continue on my way into Milan." "I know, the will be representatives' treatise of the firm." "Yes, unbelievably important event." "But this how do you know?" "It that important event?" "Not, that I go onto a meeting." "From where i know?" "We know about everything in Italy here." "You know it if we would not know about what an ally does country, then the association... how shall I say it?" "It doesn't matter, we leave it." "I cannot observe you, sir." "We leave it, insignificant." "Sir, you today in the evening with us have supper, we will have an occasion to review thesituation so and we'll see, that possible..." "Thank you." "Let us wait with falling into my neck." "Are you so a second lieutenant?" "Yes." "Are you a pilot?" "Yes." "Real second lieutenant?" "You may fall into my neck." "Thank you, daddy." "This is a ready tragedy." "I believed it that I may be out of the prison finally, and you came here because of that only, that relates, that you are amorous my daughter." "Carletti you after the punishment I talk to the colonel, would be unnecessary before." "It will be unnecessary then." "Because on a Monday for me into Milan I have to be and I will be there." "I'll be there, anything happens." "See Daddy,Giorgio may make nothing in the interest of you." "Really?" "For what you elect someone who is incapable?" "But daddy, Giorgio yet only major." "The general could give a permit like this to you only." "Bravo, rises to the top then and you may marry my daughter." "Excuse me for a moment, please" "Daddy comes here Mr. Harrison." "Ms. Mary how's that are you there?" "Good afternoon Mr. Harrison!" "For you beautiful day!" "Do you work on that contract?" "Your Daddy lurks here somewhere possibly." "Is he here?" "Oh, my God, I am badly." "What's wrong with you?" "Where you going?" "Come back." "Do you not hear it?" "Stop!" "Are you crazy?" "Stop!" "I explain everything." "The fresh air does you good." "Breathe deep ones." "Thank you!" "I am better already." "Sir, would look after her, I have to arrange something." "Of course." "I'm sorry Anita, but a prisoner escaped." "If you want to talk about that girl, with who... we talk it over later." "Not, no." "I am glad that you are happy." "Happy?" "Yes, I am happy and I do not want to talk about this much." "You know Giorgio a lot happened to me in the latter days." "I met his in the hotel." "The Daddy proposed to how I shall convey the united pharmaceutical factory contract." "They order so much two times, than I was hoping." "Anita allow me to present it miss Mary Carletti." "The lady's father heavy to find, but she wonderful businessman." "Are you on familiar terms?" "Yes, as you were on familiar terms." "Yes" "Let us be on familiar terms then major lord." "Harrison is my name." "Giorgio Strazzonelli" "How do you do." "Call for Roy." "I am very grateful for this contract for your father." "If we meet in Milan I will have a surprise for his." "Shall we go." "And the Daddy where is he?" "I don't know." "You have to say only to the captain that you did not pay attention to a moment and I escaped into Milan" "I'm coming back, i promise." "If I come back I sit the double of the punishment." "No possible, you ask an absurdity." "You get 10000 Italtan lire from me." "Sure, that I am put into a prison." "To me are not 20000 Italian lire." "Sergeant major, this that practice from which there was a word." "Great, I see everything clearly now." "I said a thousand times that your all attempts are unnecessary" "You are walking, you are walking?" "Thank you sergeant major lord!" "I followed onto a speaker, but escaped." "Really?" "It's not true." "And you you left it that let he escape?" "Sergeant major?" "You may go now." "Climb up onto the lorry." "Good afternoon colonel lord." "Sergeant major?" "Yes, sir." "This lorry since half hour looks here already, where goes?" "To the station, colonel lord." "why does it go there?" "We packed up the recruits' civvies onto the lorry, and we send it to their family members." "What does he wait for?" "You may miss the train." "What does he wait for?" "Start it." "Yes, sir." "Driver you may leave." "Attention colonel!" "For what?" "Standing behind the lorry may be dangerous." "What you take me for, for a child?" "Not me." "Colonel lord your car ready." "Thank you." "Captain?" "Colonel lord!" "I may go away, it'll be fine?" "Go ahead!" "Bring a car, we go onto the station." "To the station?" "Yes, to the station, because if I do not bring back this villain, I may make it in a prison." "Go, go because he escapes." "We look at it on that side." "Yes sir." "Look at it there." "Good travel, colonel lord!" "Thank you!" "My dear friend." "How are you a colonel?" "Do you come by this train?" "Yes, I go into Milan." "We travel together until Rome then." "What is fortune." "My fortune, colonel lord." "You know, I would have liked asking an apology." "I was not cordial at the time of the past telephoning to you." "Really, no." "Got it?" "No." "Look at it in the bar, everywhere." "A how large a favour you make for me now how if you would know it." "Then send few boxes "Diger Friz"." "I pay it." "Come on, i don't want it." "I welcome you my friend." "Nino this it hurts." "Colonel lord!" "Yet again on the station?" "You the railroad or you are the army's sergeant major?" "I believed it because of this my friend leaves..." "Wanted from he to say hello!" "I came punctually in order that I say goodbye to he." "My dear friend." "We said goodbye already." "Right, but other reason is, you will value it very much." "Rather Nino, than me." "Actually both." "Yes, this is a personal case." "Then excuse me." "For us do not have secrets, with the colonel i'm going." "I advise that you should come now with me, otherwise..." "Then if I came back." "I spend it on my travels now." "This your interest, you have to listen to it." "This is an incongruent time." "I have to leave." "Do you deal with your own case?" "Look, my friend may ensure this mostly." "You may ensure everything." "It's not true, I went into all because of you only." "Because of me?" "I leave because my train leaves." "From Milan I write than." "Wait, wait where you going?" "First the colonel lord let a board." "I desire a good travel colonel lord." "Thank you." "And deal with the barracks' things beside anything else task." "Yes sir." "Where you going?" "Let me go, or I call the colonel." "Wait, arrived your exemption, I wanted to relate this." "Look!" "If you do not sign it, and you do not come back into the barracks, you are declared a deserter." "Well right?" "Right." "Did you do this much because of me?" "Not only because of you, because of me." "You are an angel, a sugar bite." "Allow that let me kiss you." "Allow, i love you." "I love you, sergeant major." "I would take a liking to you to kiss." "What kind of pathetic one a scene is." "You are badder as a wrangling pair." "Lovers you are." "You know, Nicola a sentimental affecctionate one." "Hurry up, if want to come." "I do not go colonel lord, because this thing was resolved between two." "We locked it finally." "We love each other." "Then good bye." "And if "Diger Friz" will be need, from who may ask for?" "My name is Nicola Carletti." "My address:" " Your relative's name is Nicola Caretti?" "Yes." "They relatives." "Even your name is identical." "Your two names are identical." "Yes because was for me a my grandfather on paternity for who name was Nicola and when her heir was born wanted it let Pascoale be his name because her father was called so." "And for Pascoale name was the big tradition." "Pascoale was a lot in the family." "When she arrived Kataline my auntie, who wanted Nicola to be, her name." "She Nicola names would have liked in the family." "If they wish so is not what to do." "Like this all of the children gets is Nicola names." "Everybody's names is Nicola Carletti." "Nicola Carletti is my relative." "You told it that you lived 30 years in America" "Where did you spend your military service?" "Where?" "I don't remember." "In Korea." "Yes, in Korea." "Who remembers this, those many men, the chaos." "It was ugly war, good bye." "Good bye, colonel lord." "Good bye, colonel lord." "Let us go into the barracks and we sign." "One moment." "I feel it so immediately i'm dying." "Do you die?" "A hair separated in order that my 30 years of service to disappear." "Come on, dear sergeant major, you survived your age." "You lived 30 years in America." "Right, but the essence it, that everything was resolved." "Yeah, but you caused the trouble." "Me?" "The American is in love into my daughter..." "What's his name?" "Mr." "Harrison." "This more than nice." "All right then." "Why?" "Because my daughter marries it the to your ex sin-in-law" "Your daughter marries to my chief." "And you?" "I marry you." "Come on" "The marriage is not excluded from a business viewpoint in a certain sense." "You could start the business, we would be representatives of "Diger Friz", what is a superb product." "We share Italy, mine north, yours south." "I am a soldier, I do not has a sense of the business." "Just because of this." "For what because of this?" "Do you not believe in the summit meetings?" "In the demobilization." "They agree and demobilize all weapons." "For who do you boss around if everybody is sent home?" "Do you say that this will be so?" "I say this, or i hope so." "And I believe it that everybody hopes for it together with me." "You have to believe in him." "Our life will be calm, there will not be more debates and we do not get up at dusk" "We get dressed so want." "Everybody will have a hairstyle like that they want." "I wear dresses like that, the kind i like that." "There will not be more: attention, left , right, left, right, left.............." 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