"I am someone that has a connection to airplanes my whole life" "I started building airplane models when I was three" "I started "polishing my rocket" when I was nine" "I threw my friends airplane when I was a bit older" "When I grew up, I became a pilot" "My name is Mean Cool, my nickname is "Pickup Master in the aviation world"" "Everyone called me Captain Cool" "Captain" "See you next time" "His name is Fatty Sam" "Everyone called him Captain Tong" "Hi-lev Tang" "He is my best mate on wooing girls" "He takes care of the talking while I take care of making it" "This kiddo called Guy" "He is sissy so the girls treat him like their best maid" "Psychologically, this is a kind of split personality" "Get the girl by acting gay" "Good morning, Captain Cool!" "Captain Cool!" "Our airline is the one that sells budget ticket, the ICE Airline" "It costs only $1,500 to fly London" "It's even cheaper than having sex" "Come on!" "Only these few around" "Right." "So boring" "Just like marriage" "What marriage?" "Hey, girls" "So we'll have a nice time" "You can see all the girls like me just like honey to bees" "But I was a boring boy before" "And my first love, as well as my first time... was pitiful ending" "What a loser" "My first love was my schoolmate in secondary school" "Her name is Shelly" "Please feel free to sit" "I go to get some drinks in the kitchen" "As Shelly is poor at Mathematics, she asked me to give her private tutorials" "So after school, when her parents are not yet home" "I went to her place" "Shelly, this ancient lady looks really like you" "She is my great-great-great-grand auntie" "She is a chivalrous woman in Ming Dynasty" "She was sacrificed when she attempted to assassinate the Lord Ning who conspired against the Emperor" "She worths respect" "Let's... go to my room to start the tutorial" "Let's" "In fact, my maths is not good." "So-called tutorial is shit." "We started kissing very soon" "Otherwise why would I go to a girl's place in an afternoon" "I can't..." "I have asthma" "I need some fresh air..." "Me too" "Left..." "left side" "Left side... feels better" "Why the left side?" "I am leftie" "Are you kidding?" "I reckon you use your right hand to write" "My breast is a leftie" "Me too then" "Your chest is also leftie?" "No, my dick" "Let me see" "Oh Really!" "Is it big?" "Yes!" "We can't!" "We will have baby if we do this!" "How could we have baby?" "My mom said no man can be trusted" "That's how she got me" "You have my word!" "It's a promise when I say so." "L... didn't mean your father" "But I have credit" "Then you... better be careful" "You said I have your word?" "!" "I wanted to hold..." "It's stuck" "What should we do?" "Don't make a mess" "I said you have my word" "When I said it has no problem..." "So... you move lightly..." "I said man can't be trusted!" "We've reached that far anyway..." "Sweety, we're back" "Mom" "So nice that working on your homework?" "Auntie!" "I'll leave you alone" "Our daughter is well-behaved." "She is working on her homework" "Let's have tarts" "Since then, I've never been to Shelly's home" "Moreover, her parents had made her changed to another school" "My first love ended like this" "What are we blowing?" "Let me help you" "Who is she?" "How would I know?" "Hey..." "It's you again?" "I saw her first" "One minute" "You take it if I can't" "What?" "Hey!" "I haven't said yes" "You don't know me." "I don't know you either" "But you know what?" "You are the one." "The one I have been waiting for so long." "Your English sucks." "You're not wooing me, are you?" "I'm so sorry." "You want a go?" "Oh!" "I'm so sorry!" "Why you keep looking at your watch?" "We are in the afternoon flight" "We've made a deal" "I'll take over if he couldn't make it in one minute" "Done" "And I did it twice" "In 19 seconds?" "That means I still have 41 seconds" "Hey!" "Meeting time!" "Really in one minute?" "Yes, I trained it during short-haul flights" "Shit!" "I only fly to England" "It hurts if you fly long-haul, Fatso" "Sit..." "Boss looks like... very happy" "How nappy?" "Not sure what shall we congratulate" "I am getting married" "Congratulations!" "Thank you!" "Wonderful!" "Let me tell you." "She is really nice" "If you guys meet her, you also would..." "I wouldn't dare..." "Please ask Monica to come in" "Monica is a nice name" "Makes us fantasize" "So high-class, like French" "So romantic" "Monica!" "Did you kiss just now?" "No" "What's up?" "Where did you go?" "I go for some food" "Are you full?" "So so OK" "Oh, what happened to your nails?" "You should look for someone with better technique" "Why... you don't have money?" "So poor..." "Let me introduce to you" "Guy-guy, Sam-sam" "Captain Cool" "They are the three top pilots in our airline" "Hello!" "What's up?" "You want to try?" "Sorry, it's the last one" "It's out of stock." "I can't help you" "What a pity" "Why?" "You want to take it?" "Looks like you do" "You have good taste!" "You are staring at me?" "Ok" "What?" "You gotta eat when the boss tells you to" "Take it" "Thank you" "It's too thick." "My mouth is too small for it" "I'm not gonna take it" "Am I gonna take it myself?" "And it won't be me" "You have to take a bite anyway" "I don't want to!" "Help..." "I'm not taking..." "You have to take a bite no matter what lam not... no..." "You have to lick me if you're not gonna take it!" "Captain Cool" "There is something behind you" "There is something behind me?" "What is it?" "Yes, what is it?" "Impossible" "What happen to my back?" "Your back... has nothing" "Let's check it outside Go out and have a better look" "Wait!" "You guys wanna flee?" "!" "No..." "This boss is really mean" "I just happen to have sex with his wife" "He's been chasing me because of it and I was fired like this" "And this was the last time I flew... in ICE Airline." "Fly me..." "Shut up!" "Captain" "There is a thunder cloud ahead" "With my skills, I can fly through any conditions, even through twin peaks... not to mention a mere thunder storm" "Nice" "Surprise!" "What are you guys doing?" "Today is the last time we work together" "Let's throw a party" "But we can't drink" "It's fine." "Let's drink water instead" "We can still get drunk by water" "Shit!" "What an ancient script" "Yes." "So let's take this chance" "You haven't activated the autopilot yet" "It's insane!" "Really." "What's up?" "Let's kiss first!" "No more kisses, just go straight!" "The party tonight was really excited" "But I couldn't imagine what in front of me was not a thunder cloud but a magnetic storm generated by accumulation of huge amount of sunspots" "What is it?" "How would I know?" "I felt like I was sleeping when I got into the magnetic thunder" "Just when I woke up, I thought I survived the plane crash" "But after I figured out what had happened" "Only four words popped up in my head lam in trouble" "Where am I?" "Why kissing... turns into a tree?" "Was it plane crash?" "No way" "I don't think so" "Or you've died already." "How can you still standing here?" "It's not often that you're so calm" "Of course." "Let's see if our phones get any signal" "Okay Ok" "No signal." "Look" "Mine doesn't have any signals, too" "He)'" "Hey!" "It looks like rural area in Mainland" "Yes, this place looks antiquated" "People also look a bit odd" "Right" "What the hell?" "!" "I sot it!" "It must be the famous Eastern Hollywood, the Hengdian World Studio" "That would be great" "I've been want to become an actor for a long time" "Impossible" "Why?" "There is no camera" "They use hidden camera" "That's good." "I heard that a lot of actresses are whore in here" "Who?" "That..." "Fan..." "Actress whore is good." "I want to be one as well" "He misunderstood..." "Not to be one, but look for one!" "Fan what?" "What happen to you?" "Can you see?" "You like her even she doesn't have breasts?" "The Good one will come last." "Let's eat first" "OK, OK" "What does that whore call?" "Looks nice..." "This way" "Gentlemen" "You guys don't dress like normal" "You guys must be from outside the gate" "Stupid, I didn't say you dress funny" "Don't do that" "It's difficult to run a Chinese restaurant" "You can't earn enough to give those bullshit landlord" "You even need to wear kimono in Japanese restaurant" "They serve traditional Chinese cuisine here." "So it makes sense" "Sounds right" "Sorry, I'm so sorry." "Boss, they speak foreign language." "I don't understand" "You guys dressed-up" "I can tell you are rich people in foreign country" "We have seats with better view upstairs." "Please follow me" "Gentlemen, please!" "Look." "We can take the seats upstairs just when we apologize" "No wonder people say you are a flatterer" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry..." "I'm so sorry." "I'm so sorry..." "Sorry..." "Sorry..." "What do you want to eat?" "Pineapple bun" "Shark's fin dumpling" "Hot dog" "It's easy, right?" "Right" "Sorry!" "Good guy" "He is a fast learner" "Bro Tang, your turn" "We are waiting ..." "I can't compose it yet" "If you still can't do it" "You have to let me lust your 8 wives" "You wish!" "I can do it" "It's almost there, almost there" "He can't no matter what" "Holding whiz" "So poor" "People laugh at my madness" "I laugh at people's ignorant" "These two are nice!" "Some more?" "We can't see the tombs of the heroes" "No flowers, no wine but a planting field" "Nice!" "Nice one!" "Buddy, although you wear funny clothes you can still catch up my poem" "I do respect you" "We were borned at the 70s." "We all heard about Stephen Chow" "Which Stephen Chow?" "My name is Chow Man-ban" "My name is Men Ching-ming" "I am Chok Tse-shan" "What are you looking at?" "Who said the four wits have to be handsome?" "Right." "I warned you" "You made fun of me saying lam too fat to be a pilot" "Now people laugh at you too" "I didn't" "You keep looking?" "!" "Have you finished?" "I am Tang Bo-hu." "And you are?" "If you are Tang Bo-hu?" "Then I must be Leonardo..." "Dicapri0" "Bro, are you come from foreign country?" "United States of America" "You know what I'm saying?" "What?" "Bro Lee, although you come from foreign country you are expertise in poem" "I respect you even more" "How about this." "As we have the fate to meet" "Let me drink with you guys tonight and we compose poems for whole night" "I don't mind if he asks me to compose" "That is" "Gentlemen, please feel free" "OK" "What is it?" "Pineapple bun" "Shark's fin dumpling" "There is abalone inside the pineapple" "There is fish fin in the dumpling" "So hotdog..." "Shit!" "This is really a rural place" "Do you have boiled egg?" "It's easy" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry..." "I'm so sorry." "You actors are really hard and you are willing to come to dump places like Hengdian" "I wouldn't come if I were you" "Do you earn a lot?" "My name is Tang Bohu, I am a poet not an actor" "Come on." "Don't fool around after work" "So into the character" "We are an airplane pilot" "Our plane fell in here" "Excuse me, Bro." "Tang" "Where is the airport nearby?" "When will be the next flight to Hong Kong?" "Airport?" "Airplane?" "What are they?" "That's enough!" "I've already said." "After Stephen Chow acted as Tang Bohu." "No one can ever act again successfully" "Finished... do you know what "finished" means?" "I really have no idea on what you are talking about" "Whoever act it would die" "I got it!" "You must be sent by Lord Ning!" "He asked when will be the next flight" "You..." "Remote hitting of pressure point!" "I can't move" "Me too." "Guy, you..." "I can't, too" "You guys tell me" "Did Lord Ning tell you" "That apart from Kung Fu I also know how to compose poems" "And I am also the only successor of Tang's overlord spear" "So, are you here to check on me?" "Shit." "We meet someone crazy" "We're done." "Will he sexual harass us?" "That's good." "Don't you want to be a whore?" "No way, you are so bad" "Tell me!" "Did Lord Ning send you?" "Are you really Tang Bohu?" "Of course I am Tang Bohu!" "Is it really the Ming Dynasty now?" "Of course it is the Ming Dynasty" "We're done." "We're back to the Ming Dynasty" "Back to the Ming Dynasty?" "Where did you guys actually come from?" "We are HongKongers in 2014" "You bullshit, keep kidding me?" "Mr. Tang" "He is really too sissy" "He is a retard" "I can present better than him." "How about this" "You release me and let me explain it to you" "You are also curious, right?" "Alright." "You can't beat me anyway" "The fact is that" "Bro." "Tang we are in Ming Dynasty now..." "I'did explain to him with the most simply way" "From Flirting Scholar to Universal Suffrage 2017" "We talked from 7pm to 3am" "He finally understands" "God bless the Ming Dynasty!" "Why is that, Bro." "Tang?" "Bro." "Lee Yes" "According to what you've said." "In future there are fish balls, meat balls and missiles" "If we have missiles, we don't need to worry about..." "Lord Ning any more" "You don't have to worry about him with your remote hitting pressure point technique" "Bro." "Lee, you know nothing about the Lord Ning has two master-hands." "One in planning and one in KungFu" "The one in planning called Dui Tong-gai" "The one in KungFu called Ruthless Scholar" "He practiced "Protective Shield" successfully" "Nothing can beat him now" "But he has a lethal point" "He'll be finished just by one touch" "I don't like this Lord Ning, too." "How about this" "We can win over him if we work together, Bro." "Tang" "Why don't you teach me the pressure point hitting so I can assist you" "This... is also workable." "But you bring the missile to exchange with me" "Okay" "But you have to release my friends first" "Okay" "Where is the missile?" "I don't have any missiles" "But I have another tool" "You got something greater than missile?" "It's... vibrator!" "It can deal with the Lord Ning?" "This vibrator is not mainly for Lord Ning" "It shall be put in woman's..." "She'll feel very comfortable then" "Really?" "You try with your hand" "Hey, no response?" "Of course, you haven't turned it on" "Feels good?" "Good... it's good" "Alright... vibrator, right?" "I should get Autumn this time" "You dimwit, you were talking about Lord Ning just now" "And you switched to Autumn now." "What do you want?" "You know nothing, Bro." "Lee" "Actually we "Four Talents"" "had already prepared to be servants in Hua's residence it doesn't just allow us to hide our talent" "But also let us got the chance to woo the "Four beauties "Fragrances" of Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter"" "Especially Autumn" "She is definitely my dream girl" "I heard that, it's Gong Li" "Right" "Now I got this vibrator from you" "Autumn must surrender" "Why don't you teach me the pressure point techniques now?" "Okay." "Hold your squat firmly" "Yes!" "Good." "Gather your breath in the lower part of your abdomen" "Gather all your power at one spot" "Which spot?" "The one at your finger tip" "Yes!" "Then use your imagination to shoot the power from your body" "Can you shoot it?" "Pretty good Do I have the talent?" "You do." "You make me rigid now" "Can you move?" "What do you think?" "Great Yes" "Alright." "Now I shall teach you how to release it" "Right?" "Yes" "I didn't say I want to learn" "What?" "You..." "Bro." "Lee, Bro." "Lee..." "Why don't you learn it?" "You've already told me how to get to Hua's residence and what's good in there" "Why should I wait?" "You... you are so mean!" "We're done" "We had really gone back to the Ming Dynasty." "What should we do?" "We don't have a choice" "We should face it as it is" "How can you be a pilot then?" "The most important thing is to have a spirit of adventure" "That's right" "Moreover, we like to travel around" "And... we were fired anyway" "Just you" "We were kissing just now" "Let's bring you to Hua's residence and kiss the girls in there, alright?" "Great" "I heard that Autumn really looks like Gong Li" "If we leave four of them here alone, they will die" "There is a way" "Who wants a nanny?" "Who wants a nanny?" "Bro." "Tang, enjoy!" ""Maid Recruitment Servant Recruitment"" "Let's" "Bro." "Hua Sau, please give me a chance" "Get out!" "Bro." "Hua Sau..." "Do I look good?" "Fatso, you look handsome in ancient clothes" "You also look bustling" "Matches well with this watch Nice" "So many people are queuing up" "For the girls" "Do we need to queue, too?" "These people are waiting for the ticket." "We've paid for privilege" "What is it?" "Jump the queue" "I like it" "Good!" "I like being quick" "Go" "No one queues for maid's queue" "Boys want girls but girls don't want to be wooed" "This buddy looks like Andy Lau" "Are you the most handsome guy, Bro." "Hua Sau in Hua's residence?" "I am the Tang... what?" "Everyone needs to pay in here" "Why are you winking?" "Actually, I want to..." "Jump the queue, right?" "Look over that way" "They are all here to jump the queue" "Jumping queue is the most unmoral" "Actually we'd like to know where the end of the queue is" "Yes" "Go to queue up!" "Bumbling!" "Sorry..." "Get out!" "Sorry..." "Shit." "Act smart you have to queue anyway Sorry..." "Dammit!" "How did you get as a pilot?" "Sorry..." "And you are the captain Sorry..." "Idiot Sorry..." "Get the shit" "You got the climatic bubo Sorry..." "How far do we need to go?" "So cold." "I've forgotten my woolen underwear" "Autumn, why are you here?" "Madam said we just need one more more male servant" "But we can have more maids" "Autumn is just so-so" "People have different tastes" "Even the porno with no mosaic" "You need to focus to get a better picture" "Fatso, you reacts" "Sorry..." "I've ejected actually" "Autumn!" "You look ugly" "Same to you" "How can you say that?" "You think about it." "More than hundred people said she is pretty." "How can she remember you?" "If you say she is ugly, she'll remember you for her life time" "Expert." "Expertise" "Nice" "Bro." "Hua Sau, please let me in" "Just one vacancy left." "I'll give 2 thousand!" "2 thousand, once" "Enough?" "2 thousand, twice..." "3 thousand!" "3 thousand" "All my possession, 4 thousand!" "4 thousand" "Still have 1 teal 4 thousand and... 1 teal" "This chivalrous guy, I beg you" "Please give it to me" "Otherwise I'll die right in front of you!" "Please don't..." "please don't hack me with the sword" "No..." "I mean don't cut yourself" "Calm down." "It's just a girl after all..." "Madam said we can have one more male servant" "That's fine, you don't..." "I'm sorry..." "Then one more" "One." "His was forfeited" "How about us?" "Sorry..." "What should we do?" "You dimwit, forget about us" "You, here!" "Stand still Yes" "Listen, this is Hua's residence here" "Everyone needs to change their surname to Hua when you're here" "You are Hua Keung then" "It's fine for me." "Just worry Madam wont' be happy" "Then I'll give you a number instead 67167" "Stand still." "Don't move 67... 167, I should have taken the name" "You run so fast" "How dare you?" "Too bold!" "67167!" "Why don't you knee down when you meet Shelia" "Shelia?" "It's not possible" "Isn't Shelia acted by Kingdom Yuen?" "How can she be so pretty?" "It's really written as Shelia" "Look at her." "Besides she got one blind eye the rest looks exactly the same as my first love Shelly" "How dare you are" "You have the guts provoking me" "Looks like you have pretty good at Kung Fu" "Well." "I shall allow you to practice Kung Fu with me" "That would be great" "My master is the Jade-dragon Fatty Praying Mantis" "I also had practiced some Kung Fu before" "It's not fair to you" "Dimwit!" "Fatty Praying Mantis?" "Jade-dragon?" "Is it for fun?" "Girls, I shall guide you to meet Madam" "Okay" "Miss, do you have mercurochrome?" "You bullshit, what kind a image is it?" "This man is so ugly" "I can tell he's been telling people that he knows the Praying Mantis moves." "So people beat him like that" "You deserved" "Good, you two pretended you are women because you are short" "I'm afraid I can't" "Meal time!" "Meal time!" "Leave me some" "Is there any steamed rice?" "Go away" "You don't have to do that" "What so special about rice" "You look starving" "Nevermind" "Hey Bro, do we have doctor in here?" "Why do you need one?" "Nothing." "I am thinking to pull this out when I have time" "Don't take it out, you will need it soon" "You've made Shelia mad" "Just like the one before." "If Madam casts her eyes on you" "You'll be dead" "What do you mean?" "Few days ago there was a fat guy came here, he's only twenties" "Madam asked him to give her a massage in her room" "He was released after three days and nights" "So where is he... now?" "That's me" "Are you kidding?" "I almost exhausted to die" "Kid, you shall go back to your room" "We'll have a welcome party tonight" "It's for you" "So nice?" "Hua's residence is really a nice place" "It hurts" "Here is the junior's dorm" "What happened?" "Everyone looks fierce." "Want to beat me?" "Who do you think you are?" "You are in jail?" "It's mandatory to beat you" "Do you know we have a lot of treasures in Hua's residence" "We need to be searched before we go out every day" "If you could sell the goods outside for us" "We can spare your life" "Then I don't need to die" "I like to steal things since I was young" "How can I help?" "Body-hidden treasure" "Oh please." "This kind of things..." "I knew that." "It's old stuff" "Cut it off" "What?" "Envy him?" "You can do that too" "You just need more practice" "HOW?" "Why do you tighten your butt while standing?" "You wouldn't want to know" "Actually, you have some potential" "We can consider to promote you to A-class male servant" "Shelia, don't kidding me" "I've been trying very hard to pick this meteor hammer out and you want to torture me again?" "If you go on like this, I quit" "Are you quitting?" "You have to quit when you say so" "Don't just say you quit but come back in no time" "Then I better not to quit." "So troublesome" "The family rule in Hua's residence is you have to bear people's beating" "Yet you need to smile after that with no sadness shown" "Looks you can stand the torture" "If you are loyal to me, I'll promote you to my henchman" "You can be free in Hua's residence" "Henchman?" "She does look like Shelly" "It could be a good thing... if I can get her" "Hey 67167." "What are you thinking?" "I'm thinking of..." "I think I want to" "You do whatever I ask you to?" "I won't hestitate, Shelia" "What if I ask you to rape and kill Autumn" "Then rape Spring afterwards and sell all the Fragrances to the brothel" "After that you chop all the people in Hua's residence and make into Roasted pork bun then force Master Hua to eat it" "Are you willing to?" "Um..." "I have no problem with the raping part" "But the last parts... sounds isn't humanity" "But for Shelia" "Alright!" "I'll kill them all tonight" "I 90'!" "You" "I know you have a strong tendency to violence" "I shall beat you seriously or you'll do bad things in Hua's residence" "Shelia..." "I treat you with my heart and you trapped me?" "I'd rather not to woo girls anymore" "What... you still use meteor hammer to hit my head?" "I shall take back what I've just said" "Am I that lucky" "What a coincident." "He fell to Master's building?" "Forget it." "He'll die anyway" "Master, the ginseng soup is ready" "Master?" "Master" "Don't play hide-and-seek" "This is the perfect time to attack her from the back" "How come you thought of making this?" "Master?" "What are you doing?" "I have no secret in my whole life at all." "I won't lie to women" "I want you" "Master, show some respect please" "Am I not respecting you?" "I asked the weapon expert, Da Vinci, to design this clothes for me" "I've spent almost a thousand on it" "Come on, have a kiss" "Don't move!" "What is it?" "This is "Stupid if I don't rape you" paint" "You can't move if you're shot" "Don't come any any closer!" "I'm gonna scream!" "Don't!" "I'm going to scream!" "This is a mute-milk" "You can't talk for six hours if you drink it" "Six hours..." "It's enough" "Hi everyone" "In this kind of vulgar movie, you must think" "Charlie Cho will rape Autumn" "How would Wong Jing treat Charlie Cho nicely?" "He would give me the chance first even so" "Master!" "Who is it?" "I am here to tell you" "I am the naughty angel who is famous in double-cross" "I catch you at red-handed this time, Master" "I'm afraid I need to double-cross you or I'll tell others for what you've done" "You idiot!" "Do you know who I am?" "I am the imperial tutor, Hua Chun-ying!" "I hate people who called Chun-ying in my entire life!" "Don't move!" "You dare to run!" "Why is it?" "It's called luck" "Where shall I kick?" "The balls, of course" "Right" "Stop!" "Did you say you want to save people?" "Yes" "Go" "It's so cold today" "Autumn?" "Why are you fetched by a junior servant?" "Did someone rape you?" "Don't worry, Autumn" "No one follows us" "You guys g0 away!" "What is it?" "Deep-fried dough stick" "People throw up rice, yet he throws up a whole dough stick?" "Quite crispy" "It would be nice if we have plain congee now" "I only have a deep-fried dough stick in three days" "Yet you pushed it out, you dimwit" "Tell me!" "Did you do something to Autumn?" "Come on." "Please say something" "You've poisoned her to mute" "What did she say." "Chok Heung?" "I got it!" "I got it!" "Autumn just said" "This damn pinched my butt then tied me up" "After that put something big into my mouth roughly..." "Kill him and revenge for me" "Right" "Correct?" "You did it badly and you've made a very wrong guess" "She said" "Master pinched my butt, then tied me up and shot the mute-milk into my mouth" "And he saved me" "Quote out of context?" "Let me cut him down!" "Autumn, he stuck that big stick on you and you're still helping him?" "No, Autumn tells us to hold on to him" "Spread his legs and let me chop him into two!" "Wait!" "You stupid, see how big her sword is" "Don't mention the balls, it's not good to hurt even the wrapper" "So much bullshit?" "Autumn keeps protecting him" "Will you protect me like this?" "No, right?" "Autumn, if it was me that had saved you, nod your head" "See?" "You got it now?" "Chok Heung, Fan Heung" "Seems you both want him die" "I just got it wrong" "Can he be stupid?" "Right" "What is your name?" "My name is 67167" "As you've saved Autumn, you are in our group" "In our group!" "Then I shall remind you that there may have "internal Affairs" among these people" "What is "internal Affairs"?" ""Internal Affairs" is a name of a movie" "You can interpret as an undercover that takes advantage on buddy and betrays them" "He can be thin or fat." "Oh... may be disguise as women who are the dimwit that get the girls" "You!" "You!" "I said you... yet try to hide." "Dammit" "Are you men?" "We got big boobs, how can we be men?" "Strip" "I'm not gonna strip as there is a man here" "If you strip here and prove that you are women" "I'll take his eyes out" "Why are you here?" "It's pretty small, but still a man" "So what should I pick now?" "Dirt in the nose" "Dirt in the ears" "Bro., you shouldn'thave to do this to us" "You've betrayed us too Yes" "Okay, let me finish it" "We cannot hide the truth in this situation" "They wouldn't understand" "They'll think you are crazy" "Actually, I am..." "Tang¡°." "Bo... hu!" "You can speak again" "Really?" "You are Tang Boha?" "You kidding?" "People laugh at my madness" "I like to squeeze people's boobs" "I tried my luck because I love Autumn" "We drink, send flowers and get you" "Nice poem, nice poem" "Fans, fans" "You got fans" "We shouldn't wait" "Actually, I am the one with smartness and courage, the Chok Tse-shan" "I just want to meet Winter" "So I disguised as woman" "You..." "Why?" "People said Chok Tse-shan always flee after having fun in brothel" "Fatso!" "Get up, you fatso!" "Just leave me alone" "And who you are?" "Me?" "I am the one... who admires you secretly" "Girls" "Master Hua and his two sons keep taking advantage on us" "Madam is so kinky and Shelia is so ferocious" "We should get some money and leave this place" "We have a way if we have them" "Autumn, you are so smart" "It's pretty late now" "I can't imagine these girls are so smart and let us sleep on 2-storey bed" "They didn't drive us away even they knew we are men" "That means they can't flee from us" "Right" "Let's see what Autumn reading is before we go" "My dream man is in front of me finally" ""Tang Yin Poems"" "So deep inside..." "Hua Man and Hua Mou, the sons of Master Hua are the most prurience ones" "We have to deceive all their money today" "But how?" "But we don't have any advantage" "So what do you want, Fatso?" "Do you want to come to my bedroom and sleep?" "Good idea" "You grab her later on" "I'll get her first" "Why don't you grab her and I get her first?" "I am the elder brother!" "As you are the elder one, you should yield me" "Young masters, what happened to you two?" "Winter, I like you so much" "If you follow my instructions" "I'll ask father to make you to be my mistress" "No way!" "I'll take you as senior mistress" "Although you can't be my wife it's better than be a mistress" "But, mom said men can't be trusted unless..." "Unless what?" "You give me money" "I'll give you a thousand" "I'll give you 2 thousand" "Fighting with me?" "I'll give 5 thousand!" "You thought I don't have that much?" "I'll give 5 thousand as well!" "But I worry you two will hurt your relationship because of me" "But if make love with you, I worry that I may get pregnant" "How about this..." "I'll let you caress" "Good..." "Here?" "Where are you going?" "Where are you going?" "My turn it's mine!" "What happen to you?" "I'm shy" "My turn My turn!" "It's not funny" "What do you want?" "You are full of powder" "Do you think only you have it?" "So... big..." "And it's pink" "It's by chance!" "They keep licking, so much saliva" "You have give me deposit, or I'll scream" "You little brutes, what are you doing here?" "Master" "Your dad hasn't got anything, but you have started?" "Who is she?" "So big, must be Winter" "You are in trouble" "Master, lighter please" "You don't cherish me" "You better take off your pants and serve me or I'll bite you" "No way!" "You ask for it" "I shall bite you!" "Dammit" "Dad..." "Baby Dad" "You've bitten what we shall cherish" "We don't have anything now Right" "You dimwit" "Master, are you alright?" "Shall I call the Doctor for you?" "No, never..." "Why did you put such a big ball inside your pants?" "Why don't you bring me to the doctor now?" "Dimwit..." "Dad..." "Winter" "What's up?" "Sorry, it's really painful" "You look a bit strange" "Am I?" "No" "What the hell" "Two more stitches." "Hold on" "Tang Bohu?" "What do you mean?" "It's my work after all" "How can't I skip my autograph?" "If you have any difficulties, you can cut and sell it which worth a few thousands" "You're so good to me" "It's a lifetime, bro." "How can I survive?" "Let's think in this way..." "If my fans notice your boobs they will hold you on" "You've deceived ten thousand more from Hua Man and Hua Mou" "We shall deceive him fifty thousand at least" "That easy?" "Of course we have to sacrifice" "We ask him out to play mahjong" "Then we'll suffer a big loss" "Let's draw to see who shall sacrifice" "Tang Buha, come and help us" "HOW?" "Act as Master Hua and rape you?" "Good" "Me?" "You're so bad" "How... bad... am I?" "What do you need to do?" "To let Master watches while she's bathing" "I want to watch too" "Master" "You maids are so tricky" "You know Madam goes to the temple to pray and then ask me out to play mahjong" "Master, I am sorry for kicking you last time" "It's okay" "These are the new joiners, Chok Heung, Fan Heung, Min Heung and Fan Heung" "They are nice too" "Round as pearls and smooth as jade" "Master, you are really naughty" "You worth nothing if guys are not naughty" "It's tough for you if I'm not naughty" "Who plays mahjong with me?" "Three of us" "How about you, Autumn" "I have boiled some water for bathing" "I'll play with you after bathing" "Then you girls play." "I shall accompany her for bathing" "Master, let me play with you" "HOW?" "Master, let's play unlimited points today" "One hundred per point" "You need to pay cash if you lose" "We'll pay by our body if we lose" "What do you think?" "Be ready to take off your pants" "My nickname is "Mahjong Master"" "I've never lost in my entire life" "Do you feel scared?" "Come on!" "We'll see" "This time will have something to see" "You four are so pretty" "Concealed Kong!" "I shall make you four naked" "Concealed Kong!" "See all you four's private parts" "Concealed Kong!" "Let me show you a bit of mine" ":53:" "Autumn, how come you shed your pants?" "Come on, come on..." "Autumn, you should pick up your pants quickly" "It's no good if Master sees it" "It will be a big lost" "You can't see!" "Close your eyes." "You too." "You should move faster" "Quick" "Master, your turn" ""Ready hand"" ""Ready hand"" ""Ready hand"" "You're in trouble now" "Concealed Kong!" "I didn't call for ready hand, I can win by 3 options" "I shall take off all your pants!" "Be quick, be quick..." "The curtain was blown up" "Bamboo 7!" "Character 2!" "Which one?" "Bamboo 4 then" "Master" "Yes?" "Time flies, it's your turn again" "Get ready to take off your pants!" "Dot 3, I win!" "What did you concealed in your Kong?" "No hurry." "I will reveal it slowly, and you let me see the Dot 2." "Why is it?" "Isn't it the fake hand this time?" "It's few hundred points all together" "Master, you've lost more than a hundred thousand" "Fat girl!" "You changed my tiles" "I didn't" "You dare to say you didn't?" "Don't grab my hair" "Tranny?" "!" "No..." "You beat my buddy?" "Help" "Tranny again!" "Hell?"..." "Okay Please come and help!" "Tranny!" "Beat you damn tranny." "Master!" "You naughty angel again?" "Any one help!" "Quiet!" "You've hit his pressure point again, Captain" "I'm sorry" "What is it?" "Marlboro, want one?" "Come on, one per each" "What is the use of smoking this?" "No use." "You're also working as a maid even it's useless" "That's right..." "Master cannot move now and no one dare to sexual harass us" "That's very good" "Yes." "But we're in bigger trouble" "If someone uncovers it, we're done" "So we should hide him somewhere until I know how to release him" "You don't know how to release it?" "Can I?" "Of course you can" "So... will he starve to death?" "Yes" "So we should arrange someone to feed him milk" "Feed him milk?" "But who?" "I got it" "Let's use the method just now" "Whoever was picked shall feed him" "I shall close my eyes first" "Humm... it's... you" "Why?" "Because you have experience" "You go to the firewood room every day regularly and squeeze some milk from a cow to feed him" "Then he won't die in this case" "I want to find my wig first" "For Master's disappearance..." "Shelia is very smart" "She won't stop until she finds him" "Let me deal with Shelia" "The most urgent thing is..." "let's take a cigarette and burn Master's ball" "Great..." "No..." "No..." "Madam has an order" "The news about Master's disappearance must not leak out" "You guys spread out and search every corner in Hua's Residence see if there is any suspicious clues" "Yes!" "Who replied me that loudly?" "I did, Shelia" "I worry you may not able to hear me if I don't speak up 67167, you're still alive?" "Sorry, Shelia" "I'm still alive" "Where have you been these few days?" "Besides thinking the beauty of you" "I hid myself and cured my heart" "By the way, regarding Master's disappearance" "I have something in mind, but..." "I'm not sure if I'm qualified to tell" "Just tell" "Master has been very nice and treats the maids good" "Do you think we could find something if we go to the maid's room?" "That makes sense" "Okay." "Let's go together" "Yes!" "You're in trouble" "What?" "Debunked?" "Shelia" "Where are Spring and Autumn?" "Shelia, they went out for some business" "Only few of us here and ironing some cheap clothes" "What happened?" "Nothing." "Just check out here" "Have you seen Master these few days?" "No" "Really?" "No" "I shall search perfunctorily" "Will we be search?" "I Wish" "I'm up here..." "You really haven't seen Master?" "Over here" "No" "Are you blind?" "Over here..." "I'm right here!" "It would be nice if she whips me" "I mean I'm over" "Yes, he is over" "You should lose some weight" "Will do" "Hey, get me up" "I shall report to Madam" "You no need following me" "Dismiss" "Yes!" "Shelia..." "Fighting!" "Nice." "We confess first so she wouldn't suspect us anymore" "Of course, how would she search the place she had already searched" "Unless it's a girl" "Where are you going?" "Nothing." "Spring will date with me in the firewood room secretly" "Firewood room." "That dangerous place... is the best place to make love" "Yes... she needs to cook bird's nest for Madam" "So nervous" "Aren't you going?" "I want to borrow your vibrator" "That's right." "Men with small penises usually rely on vibrators" "Isn't this vibrator yours?" "As I'm in a good mood, besides this vibrator..." "I also have "Forever naughty"" "You can have better endurance if you spray it" "Take it" "Thank you!" "As we are brothers, I'm happy to help you" "You've scared me!" "Are you scared?" "For what" "Gay guys no need to take off their clothes when they make love" "Nice" "What is it?" "You would know if you try" "Let's tune it faster" "She screams for ecstasy" "I shall record a movie clip this time" "It's a pity that we can't go online or I shall upload it on the Youtube" "I shall earn more than ten thousand likes" "Good, the fastest" "Feel nice?" "Good" "What is it?" ""Naughty forever"" "No, I'm scared" "Where is it?" "Spring spring spring" "Madam asked you to bring her the bird's nest quickly" "I'll be right there" "Be quick" "Come on." "Don't listen to her" "Shit, I can't take it out" "Where are you going?" "I'll be right back" "Don't go, Spring" "The "Naughty forever" is missing" "The remote and the vibrator are missing" "And the girl too" "I'm so rigid already." "What should I do?" "Hey..." "I'm working!" "What are you looking for?" "So smart, you know how to use a broom to clean the floor" "Because I don't know how to" "If I eliminate of this mistress for you" "Your husband will not look for whore anymore" "I shall beat your eyes, so you wouldn't look for whores" "I shall beat till your teeth fall" "I shall beat till you fall down" "I shall beat till you bleed!" "I shall beat you... till you bleed heavily!" "Madam, here is your bird's nest" "I shall beat you..." "What happen to you, Spring?" "I'm fine, Madam." "I just feel a bit cold" "Master disappeared mysteriously" "Lord Ning had sent someone to give us a letter saying he will visit Master the day after tomorrow" "Lord Ning is coming the day after tomorrow?" "Everyone knows he plans to revolt" "He must have something in mind if he visits Master" "He is here to check if Master will obey him" "Obey him is the same as committing a big rebellion crime" "But if Master rejecets him, he'll do something bad to Master immediately" "Madam..." "I have an idea" "What is it?" "Let's say..." "Master is sick?" "What if he insists to visit him" "Spring!" "Are you possessed by evil spirit?" "Madam..." "I have another idea" "What is it?" "Madam, your bird's nest is getting cold" "You better drink it while it's still warm" "Madam, you don't have to worry" "I'm here for you..." "we shall tackle all the problems" "I will not let Lord Ning to cast his power in Hua's residence" "Shelia..." "I heard that Ruthless Scholar has very good internal power" "You got to be careful" "I'll have it in mind" "Madam" "What wrong with you?" "You gals leave me alone first" "Yes, Madam" "You should clean up" "People in Hua's residence like to play other's boobs" "I said we shall pour the leftovers" "Look, it's much lighter" "Spring, where are you?" "Oh Shit!" "Spring..." "Spring" "Spring..." "Spring" "Please don't go" "Why do you have to go?" "Please don't" "You've striped already anyway" "Be nice" "What happened?" "Damn... you keep the good stuff for yourself?" "Run" "Madam..." "No more chasing, I am here..." "Madam..." "Pretty nice" "It's really nice!" "Good" "After you or I shall go first?" "Whatever... after you" "I'll be quick" "Why you didn't shave your legs, madam?" "Damn!" "See how I deal with you when I can move" "The design of this vibrator has a thread attached at the end so you can pull it out" "Why do you put the end with thread in?" "Sorry..." "I picked this remote on the street" "It was meant to be a pair" "I've paid a lot of effort to find it in Harajuku" "So lucky this time" "We are not lucky this time" "I can't imagine Madam feels so horny" "She is really lonely" "Lord Ning will be here tomorrow" "I am worried about Shelia can't handle it" "Right, even though Shelia looks ferocious she actually treats us nice" "I don't want anything bad happen to her" "When Lord Ning comes here tomorrow" "We shall..." "Good..." "I don't get used to it" "What do you mean?" "If you don't hurry to use it can I put it back again?" "Please" "Lord Ning arrived!" "Lord, may I know what you are laughing at?" "How would I know?" "You laugh even you don't know?" "I'm a Lord, it shows my power and prestige." "I can laugh whenever I like" "Madam Hua, why are you crying?" "You are the Lord" "How can I show my respect to you if I only cry after you die" "I shall cry until you die to show my respect" "Where is your husband?" "Does he look down on me?" "Our master... he..." "Master is here!" "67167, don't say something nonsense" "I am not." "Master is here" "I am here" "You come out that late." "Are you looking down on me?" "No..." "Master, Why you come suddenly?" "Madam, I haven't haggled with you over that you had two in a row last night" "So you better shut up for me today" "You are so smart." "You make him drink the mute-milk" "Madam, what is "two in a row"?" "One Chinese sausage and one smooth sausage" "Haven't you eaten that before?" "You didn't agree to be my sworn brother last time" "You don't give a shit to me" "No, it's not" "I don't dare to do that" "You don't dare?" "You told people that you are better than me both on smartness and Kung Fu" "And you said your dick is longer than me" "I brought Dui Tong-gai and Ruthless Scholar here today" "If you have someone in Hua's Residence that is better than them as well as a longer dick than me" "I shall let you flee" "Otherwise, I'll inform the Emperor that you insult the Lord" "I'll make him kill your whole family!" "Alright..." "No..." "Okay..." "No..." "No..." "You don't have a choice!" "Dui Tong-gai, come out!" "Show him your talent!" "I, Dui Tong-gai, is a civil official under the Lord" "I am the Saint of Rhyming Couplets" "Please allow me to set the first half of poem" "Listen!" "Men for the country shall embrace both smartness and Kung Fu ability" "Compositions shall follow history, Kung Fu shall include all weapons in order to show heroism!" "Match!" "Right, go... match it Thinking..." "Thinking..." "Women for their husband shall embrace her husband twice a day" "Composition shall follow his needs, techniques shall be all-rounded in order to show womanhood!" "Nice" "This match is too vulgar but matches well" "Then you make another one to beat him" "Vulgar guy, who are you" "I have no name" "I am just a servant in Hua's residence." "My servant number is 67167" "I studied in no. 131 Argyle Street in Hong Kong" "I graduated from The Diocesan Boys' School" "I always truant in Chinese lesson and watched movie in Grand Theatre" "Now I am just a person who pours the shit in here" "Sounds like something" "Yes I am" "I've learned composing poem from the Master for 3 days" "People out there are gossiping about me" "They call me the Saint of Rhyming Couplets" "So listen up" "I shall give you a super first half of poem" "Warbler and swallow, green and red" "Harmonious everywhere" "Matched... matched..." "Dimwit and pervert, dirty and horny" "Stupidity is in everyone" "Done... he made it..." "If you don't have new one, it shall be my turn" "Ok..." "Come on" "Twinkle, twinkle, little star." "How I wonder what you are!" "Up above the world so high," "Like a diamond in the sky." "What is it?" "It's the language of the Great Britain" "It's foreign language." "I bet you know it?" "How would I know foreign language?" "Are you kidding, buddy" "Your boss has so many business with foreigners" "You are the smartass under him you don't know foreign language?" "You better stay in the Hua's residence to pour shit" "Do you mean that our Lord has private businesses with foreigners?" "You are the one who say so" "We all heard you" "That guy said so." "You're done" "I am the Ruthless Scholar" "Anyone among the Hua's residence dare to fight with me alone?" "Fighting is my... buddies' expertise" "You don't look like you are good at fighting" "Come on" "Beat him!" "Beat him!" "Thanks, Shelia" "What's up?" "Nothing" "It hurts!" "Lord, I..." "Why... is it?" "I just turned up and I didn't have enough of my scripts" "Lord, I don't want to..." "The suction act!" "Autumn" "Go to hell!" "See how you can suck so happily" "You have hidden some assassins to assassinate me" "You're dead this time" "Lord, please appease." "We don't know he is an assassin" "Your family will be killed if I report to the Emperor" "What can we do to stop you reporting to the Emperor?" "I heard that there is a gorgeous girl in Hua's residence" "If you give her to me, I'll let it be" "That's great!" "That's great!" "Alright" "For the people in Hua's residence and it's our pleasure to please Lord" "I have to sacrifice myself" "I want Autumn!" "Who is she?" "You are really gorgeous!" "Be ready..." "I'll come and get the girl after 3 days" "You deserve it!" "So disgrace!" "Shelia" "You are really here" "Are you alright?" "How do you know that I'm in the firewood room?" "You ancient people usually hide in the firewood room when you got shot" "You have nowhere to go" "I treated you badly before." "You must take this chance to revenge" "Bullshit" "I never think about revenger" "Especially to those who has C-cup or above" "I don't understand what you're talking about" "Why are you crying, Shelia?" "I cry because I was shot by a poison weapon." "I am dying" "I don't ever have a chance to kill the traitor, the Lord Ning, by myself" "How come you hate him so much and need to kill him by yourself?" "My parents died because of against him." "They fell in his trap" "I got it" "Shelia, you are fainting" "It's not good." "I need to suck your poison out" "No way!" "I'd rather die!" "Don't worry." "I was a member of St. Moseph Ambulance Brigade" "You'll be fine after I suck it out" "I suppose you agreed with me if you don't answer" "I am moving your hands and taking off your clothes" "I am sucking now" "You've waken up?" "I've saved you but you're beating me?" "You... treat me this way" "How can I get married?" "Shit." "I suck only." "I didn't do anything to you" "If you were a virgin you are still a virgin now" "You made my two spots that big my husband in future wouldn't like it" "Big is nice." "I kinda like it" "If no one marries you, I'll marry you" "Actually, you look like my first sweetheart" "That's why I save you" "First sweetheart?" "Yes." "Her name is Shelly" "I've been to her home" "She has a portrait that looks exactly the same as you" "She said you are her great-great-great-grand aunt?" "Bullshit" "It was not a bullshit" "I am not people of this decade lam a Hong Konger in 2014" "2014?" "Yes." "Look if you don't trust me" "You ancient people don't have this in your decade" "Do you have a watch?" "I trust you" "My master Sister Future has the same one as yours" "Are you kidding?" "She has a hundred-year internal power" "She can travel between different spatial" "She always goes to buy IV at the Canton Road in Hong Kong in 2014" "Really?" "You don't trust me?" "I shall bring you to her" "Great!" "I'm running out of my cigarettes anyway" "What happened to you?" "L... maybe because I suck the poison from you" "It moves down there that makes me feel very bad" "So what should I do?" "How about this." "You suck the poison out for me" "If you got poisoned again, I'll suck it out for you" "Such and such" "Let me take it out now" "Come." "Come here" "Come on." "It'll be quick" "You're obscene!" "Master" "Master" "What are you yelling?" "It's just 200 sq." "Ft." "Big in here." "You can see it through" "Where is your master?" "Maybe she had gone for time travel again" "Master" "St. Loran?" "Don't be nonsense." "She is Sister Future" "Yes." "Sister Future, how do you do" "You don't have to tell." "I know it" "You're from 2014" "I just come back from there" "I bought something and had a meal in Tsui Wah Resturant" "I should have asked you to get me a crispy bun with butter" "Oh yes, Sister Future" "Would you let me know how can my buddies and I go back to Hong Kong in 2014?" "No problem." "I can teach you the way to transfer the time" "Let's go" "But it takes one hundred year to learn" "I am already 130 years old" "I learnt it successfully 3 years ago" "I can teach you if you like" "I love it." "But is there any faster ways?" "The sunspots are very active in these two days" "There will be even a magnetic storm from 5pm to 7pm tomorrow" "If you go back to where you were when you came here" "You may experience the thunder" "If you do hit by the thunder" "You have 1 over 3 million chance to go back" "Sister Future, you are well educated" "Because I had studied a master degree in Physics in City University" "Great. 1 in 3 million chance" "I can't do anything if I am not hit" "Yes you have" "Stick these three symbol prints on your bodies" "Then can guide you through" "Sister Future, you do have talent" "Why do you need to study that much?" "Sometimes you need to bluff" "That sounds right" "Actually why do you go back?" "There is a tie between you two through generations" "You two can be together forever" "You don't have any future if you go back" "So mean." "I think we should get married" "Let's talk about it later" "Go ask my master to teach you how to release the pressure point hit" "Yes..." "Sister Future, would you teach me how to release the pressure point hit?" "Yes" "Release the pressure point hit?" "What are you looking at?" "This symbol prints is not for you to look at" "It's for you to eat" "Your master does dear me" "It's your luck that you can still move" "Master, Lord Ning will come and make Autumn as his wife" "What should we do?" "It's just sex" "Autumn doesn't give me anyway." "Just give it to Lord Ning" "Damn Dammit" "Master, Shelia is willing to marry Lord Ning for Autumn" "Don't be silly." "You want to kill him" "You'll put me in danger" "Lord Ning means to revolt" "He will never let go of you, Master" "I can take his side" "Insidious" "Master, you will aid and abet the evil in this case" "You don't have to say" "I didn't blame you for the "two in a row" issue" "It wasn't my will, Master" "Master..." "You don't have to say." "You're not people of my time" "Go away" "I'm not going anywhere!" "You hit his pressure point by accident again" "How can I be so careless?" "I mean to do it on purpose this time" "Damn, who is it?" "Look!" "Where shall I beat?" "The balls" "Of course" "Donnie Yen!" "Shelia, the Lord Ning have to die" "I think you want to marry him for Autumn and kill him when you got a chance" "But three of you need to leave at 5pm tomorrow" "I just worried Shelia can't do it by herself" "Madam, we cannot let Shelia to risk alone" "I am willing to marry Lord Ning tomorrow" "Shelia can hide and kill him when there is a chance" "This is a good method" "It's a pity that we can't stay and help them" "It's the last chance for you to go back 2014 at 5pm tomorrow" "We won't have future." "You are not worthy to be give up for me" "Actually I can... wish you success" "Hey!" "Would you two behave?" "This is the living room of Hua's residence" "We shall prepare" "Let's go" "Let's see how to get ready" "Two in a row" "Madam, what's up?" "You two have to leave tomorrow anyway" "Why don't we..." "Here?" "You just said it's the living room of the Hua's residence" "What am I afraid of?" "It's my living room anyway" "We better go to the room" "Right, Master." "I said I don't want to, right?" "So who comes first?" "You come first" "Please take care of her" "Autumn." "Why are you so late?" "..." "Can I come in?" "Yes, please" "What's up?" "I decided to... sacrifice myself tomorrow." "I'm gonna to lure Lord Ning so Shelia has a chance to kill him" "But tonight..." "I want to give my first time to... the one I like" "Come on." "It's cold" "Autumn, listen to me" "I don't deserve you to... do it for me..." "Actually there are a lot of guys out there who like you" "You should save it for them" "I have to go tomorrow." "Trust me..." "You will meet someone famous and loves you dearly" "Really?" "Why should I cheat you?" "Listen to me." "Go back and have a good sleep" "You will have a happy life in future." "You got it?" "Goodnight" "If I am not here tonight..." "I will also tell her to go" "I don't believe it" "You have to." "I am leaving tomorrow anyway" "How about this." "Let's take some selfies" "Selfies?" "Yes" "What is it?" "Cell phone" "Look!" "You can see yourself" "I had sex with Shelia last night" "I've used up the whole box of condom" "As I know after tonight" "I don't have a chance to see her again" "Madam also exhausted us last night because we are running out of condoms..." "Take one!" "Alright, bros." "Let's see our own luck" "See you in 2014!" "If you are loyal to me." "I'll promote you to be my henchman" "I think I do" "Fatty Praying Mantis?" "Jade-dragon?" "Who replied me that loudly?" "I did, Shelia" "You made my two spots that big my future husband wouldn't like it" "Big is nice." "I kinda like it" "If no one marries you, I will" "What's up?" "I'm not going back" "Don't be silly." "You have to think clearly" "I can't leave Shelia alone" "Hey, don't be silly..." "You don't have any condoms left!" "What should we do?" "Does someone know how to fly an airplane?" "No" "We do" "Where did you go?" "You've disappeared for exactly a minute" "You've scared us" "Where is Captain Cool?" "We can only wish him luck" "Stop it." "Let's get work" "Yes, yes" "Go back to your work too" "Be nice..." "Come in later" "You have control, Bro." "You dimwit" "I shall say that" "Lord Ning has arrived!" "Welcome, Lord!" "Where is the Lord?" "The Lord is not coming" "He worries that you have set up here" "He sent me here to fetch Autumn" "Tell her to come out!" "You can't hit my lethal point" "The suction act!" "Madam" "Shelia!" "Count on you!" "There is one left" "I shall suck you here!" "Let me do it!" "Pepper!" "You again?" "The suction act!" "I will regret it if I don't rape you!" "Why did you say that after you shot it?" "I was worried that you wouldn't let me shoot if I mentioned it before." "Smile" "The suction..." "My Tong's overlord spear shall insert to your lethal point, your anal this time" "Shit, it's the anal" "How difficult could it be?" "I'll die even if you use chopstick to insert my anal" "Tang Bohu!" "Actually I'm not Tang Bohu." "I am fake" "He is the real Tang Bohu" "Shit" "You don't have to run this fast" "Go!" "Are... you really Tang Bohu?" "I am" "You are Autumn?" "Yes" "Autumn" "First bow to heaven and earth!" "Second bow to both parents!" "Couple bow to each other!" "Send to the bridal room!" "Bro." "Lee" "I can marry Autumn today" "I shall be thankful to you, Bro." "Lee" "You're welcome" "You wouldn't come and help if you don't have any advantage" "Anyway Yes" "Actually I have a fair deal that I'd like to discuss with you" "I'm not sure if you're interested" "Please tell, Bro." "Lee" "Shelia is a good girl" "Congratulations..." "Autumn is also nice" "Yes..." "But I have something that I should tell" "What is it, Bro." "Lee?" "Autumn came to my room with full of love in her eyes" "I've let her go" "What shall I say?" "Let's exchange wife!" "Bullshit!" "They must very happy." "They're in pairs" "Bodhisattva, please give me a handsome man" "My wish is granted." "Thank you!" "You come to see me in your wedding night" "I'm so touched" "Madam, it is a very big misunderstanding!" "Please feel free to sit" "I go to get some drinks in the kitchen" "The second rich generation" "Shelly, this ancient lady looks really like you" "She is my great-great-great-grand auntie?" "She is a chivalrous woman in Ming Dynasty" "How about the one next to her?" "He is my great-great-great-grand uncle" "How come he dressed so funny?" "Let's... go to my room to start the tutorial" "Let's"