" Party wagon in full effect, yo!" "In full effect?" "We're losin' Tiger Claw." "Move it, Leo." "Hm, according to the GPS it looks like they're heading to the New York Natural History Museum." " Dude, I hear they have an awesome laser show at midnight." " I doubt they're going to a laser show, Mikey." "Ten bucks and four peanut butter-pepperoni pizzas says they're out to steal something." " Duh!" "I bet it's a new helmet for Shredder... like red with spikes all over it, and maybe with tassels." " What?" "Tassels are cool!" " Stay focused, Ninjas." "We're getting close." " Oh, I no like this van." "Is too small." "My knees is cramped." "I getting Charley the Horse." " Stop complaining, Rocksteady." "I'm the one who has to drive you guys around." " Will you two imbeciles be quiet for ten seconds!" "I'm creating a plan to steal the Kronite." " Okey dokeys." "I says nothing, comrade." " You're talking right now!" "He got you there, Rocksteady." " Now you're both talking." "I can't take it." "Ah!" "Oh, dudes, so cool." " Don't touch anything, Mikey." "Ohhh..." " Are those real dinosaur bones, D?" "They're fossils." "You see, when the bones are buried in..." "Could you wake me up after all the science-y exposition?" "Awesome." "Thanks." "Shhh, here they come." "Hm, I kinda spaced out when Shredder told us what the mission was." " We's looking for the meeteetorite, Bebop." "Is big rock from space, yah?" "Has some kind of special prooperties." " Prooperties?" "You said prooperties." " The meteorite is an energy source... extremely powerful and incredibly rare." "It fell to Earth over 100 million years ago." " Yes, back when primitive cave persons walked Earth." " Humans didn't exist back then, Rockhead!" " How many times I tell you is Rocksteady?" " Those two were never the sharpest crayons in the box." " What's the deal, fearless leader?" " You and Donny take Rocksteady." "Mikey, you've got Bebop." "I'll take Tiger Claw." "Huh?" "Ohhh..." "The Kronite." "Is pretty." " You could make a killer disco ball outta that." "It'd be tight!" "Whew!" "Mikey!" "Turtles?" "Here?" "Oh, snap!" "It's all light ditty-com." " Haven't you learned by now?" "I am a Sensei and you are barely a student!" "Hold still, current." "You got nothin' on Bebop, baby." "Ooh hoo" "Oh, no, you don't!" "Huh?" "Donny!" "Over here, Rocksteady!" " I squishes you like the blueberry." " Rocksteady hate when this happen." "Oh!" " Huh?" " What's this?" "Oh!" " Got the space rock." "Let's haul shell." "I second that." "Ahhhhh!" "Yah!" "Hey?" "No." "Whaddup, Ice Cream Kitty?" "Playin' some Marion Cart, little friend?" " I'm gonna examine the meteorite in my lab." "It's so cool." " Great." "Get back to us on that while we play some video games." "I call next game." " It's messed up, Ice Cream Kitty." "How's it goin', D?" " The energy per square inch this thing emanates is off the charts." " It's even more powerful than the Krang energy crystals." " So, can you use it to power up your super secret project that I'm not supposed to know about?" " What is it?" " A turtle tank or something?" "No." "It is much more than that." "Ta-da, it's my new shell-former... a triple-changing vehicle that can fly, roll on treads, and even transform into a turtlebot!" " A turtle robot that transforms?" "Dude!" "Dude!" "Dude!" "I know." "I'll just add the crystals as a power source." "Forget it, Donny." "We're taking that meteor back to the museum first thing tomorrow night." " Bad call." "Shredder's gang will just steal it again." " Yeah, in the wrong hands, it's beyond dangerous." "I wanna see it transform." "Hm... test out a huge, oversized transforming robo-mech in the middle of New York?" "I'm down." " A close watch on those turtles, Rocksteady." "My piggy nose is never wrong." " Yah, we going to bring turtles and meeteetorite to Shredder." "Maybe he even let us keep cool-looking fang." " Not to sound like a bummer..." " Uh, you'll sound like one anyway?" " This is a super crazy bad idea... like accent on the "super crazy bad" part." "Have I mentioned it's also a really terrible idea?" "Let's test this puppy out." "And remember, anyone who bothers me... ejector seat button's right there." "Yes, the crystals are working!" "We're at 100 percent power." " Ooh, can we test out "robot mode" first?" " Mikey." "Ejector seat." " Hmph!" " Let's test out "rocket jet" mode." "Rocket jet mode, it is." " Come on, Rock." "Ooh Hoo" "Maybe not so good idea." " Oh, no!" " Whoa!" "Hold on, comrade!" "Volcanos!" "Volcanos!" "Donny, turn!" "Is everyone okay?" " Not gonna say this was an awful idea, but, uh..." "Where are we, Donny?" " Somehow we time-warped back 100 million years into the past." " We're...we're in prehistoric times?" "Specifically the Cretaceous, you know, give or take 20 or 30 million years." " Whoa, ho, ho." "Look at this place." "It's amazeballs!" " Wow, is that like a spikeadon or something?" "It's a Stegosaurus." "Uh, I wouldn't get too close." "Aw, it really likes me." "Can we keep it?" "Can we?" "Please?" " What do you think the answer to that question is, Mikey?" "Absolutely yes!" " Donny, how the heck did we end up in this nightmare?" "I..." "I don't know." "It must be the Kronite." "When it overheated, it somehow created a temporal wormhole in the time-space continuum..." " Blah!" "Blah!" "Blah!" "Blah!" "Blah!" "Blah!" "Is that supposed to make sense to me or anyone else listening?" "Who do you think we are..." "NASA?" "We went back in time!" " Well, either way, this is awesome!" "So how do we get back?" "It should be a problem." "We have enough time crystals to get home." "Let's take a look around before we leave." "Hang out for ten minutes." " Bad idea." "We've gotta get back." "Wow, look at that!" "Oh, my head is killing me." "Rocksteady, where the heck are we?" " I think we are in the Jersey?" " Okay, cool, we saw most of it." "Now let's go home." "Aw, cute." "They're like chickens crossed with iguanas." " What a sweet, friendly, spikey guy." "Whoa!" "Oh!" "Ahhh!" "Help!" "He-e-e-e-lp!" "Dino doo-doo?" "!" "Mikey!" " Oh, that's...that's a good little giant Triceratops." "Take the nice weird plant thing." "Go on." " That's all I've got, little big friend." "Uh, easy, easy now." "Whoa!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Oh, stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop, little big guy!" "Stop!" "Ah!" "Ha." " You were right about this place being dangerous, Leo." "Nice." "Hey, you little..." "Stop, thief!" "Ah!" "Yeah!" "Ha!" "Gimme that!" "Get outta there!" "You evil little iguana." " Outsmarted by a chickenosaur?" " I don't believe I heard you say that!" " Aw, look at this one." "It's kinda cute." "Whoa, and kinda bitey." "Easy, fella." "Wow, he's got some sharp toenails." "Look at those things." "You need some toenail clippers, don't you, buddy?" "Raptors!" " Ah!" " Back off of me, man!" "We're gonna get eaten." "Raptors are amongst the smartest, most adaptive..." "Not now, Donny!" "We need a plan!" "Yah!" "Aw, not the chuks, raptor!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Oh, man, there's too many of 'em." "Mikey, you're a...genius." " Um, I don't think Mikey scared it off." "Now everyone take it easy." "No sudden movements." "T-Rex has terrible eyesight." " Actually, that would be a myth." "Uh, they have better visual acuity than eagles and..." "and...and hawks." "Okay, run!" "Hm?" " Do you have a plan "B"..." "or "C" or "D"... or any plan with a letter?" "!" " We can't stop a T-Rex with sticks and blades." "Well, we can run!" "I just said that!" "Run!" "Keep turning, you guys!" "T-Rexes are bad at turning!" "Clear the jaws!" " Thanks, Mikey." " Like a turtle do." " Shhh." "It'll never know we're in here." "RAPH!" "Put me down, ya ugly chicken!" "No!" "Sorry about that!" "No, I'm not." "Yes, I am." "You know what?" "I don't..." "Ahhhh!" "Ah!" "I hate pre-history!" " Get to the ship." "We've gotta save Raph." " Everyone inside, pronto!" "Step to it!" "We made it!" "Whew." "Later, Rex!" " All right, let's save Raph." "Uh, any idea where he could be?" " Probably inside of that lizard bird's stomach by now... slowly being digested into dino poop." " Can you be any more disgusting?" "Absolutely." "Ah!" "Enough already!" "Ah, gotcha now!" " Whoa, whoa, easy, girl, easy." "I can't stand to see you suffer... even if you were gonna eat me or feed me to your babies or whatever." "Easy now." "Don't bite me." "It's okay." "Here, I'll fix you up with my med kit." "That's right." "There you go." "It's cool, see?" "There, good as new." " These new costumes are tight, Rocksteady." "I didn't know you were this good at awesome crafts, dawg." " You be looking totally hip, dude." "Hip, waist, stomach..." "all of it." "Thank you." "So, how are we gonna get outta here?" "We've gotta find those turtles." "They'll know how to get..." "Uh-oh." "Raph!" "You're okay!" " Yeah, I'm okay, little brother." "Let's get outta this crazy time zone." "See what happens." "We were supposed to be here for ten minutes... ten minutes!" " Leo's right." "Any more time here could have macro cosmic effects on the future." "We step on the wrong lizard and humanity ceases to exist... that kinda thing." "Wow, that's bad, dude." "So, let's get outta here." " Oh, great..." "another one?" "Run through its legs!" "Activate the Turtlebot 5000!" " Ooh, I wanna press the button!" "Yes, this is awesome!" "We're almost out of power!" " Okay, transform and get us home, Donny." "Now!" " Um, guys..." "T-Rex is about to eat us!" "Aw, poor guy." "He just wanted hugs." " He just wanted us in his belly." "Oh, no, the fuel is gone." "Oh, this is bad." "Without that meteorite, we're basically stuck here...forever." " So that means...no TV?" "No video games?" "No pizza?" "!" "Oh, my gosh, guys, look!" "Triceraton base?" "All the way back in the Cretaceous?" " Look at all of those soldiers." "This is crazy." "What are the odds?" "Dudes, look." "They enslaved those poor little dinosaurs." "We've gotta do something." " All right, we go in..." "full Ninja mode." "See what the Triceratons are up to." "Be stealthy, my Ninjas." " It's the time crystals." " Shhh." " They're mining time crystals." "This is great!" "There's more than enough to get us home." " So how are we gonna get it, genius?" "I've got this, dudes." "Mikey!" "Whew!" "Whew!" "Again?" "You are dopier than that dinosaur right there." "Alien intruders!" "Turtles, attack!" " Dudes, I think I'd rather be fighting that T-Rex again." "Let's move, boys!" "Unleash the robo-raptors." " Run like you've never run before." " Ah, faster!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Whoa!" " We can't run." "We've gotta fight." "Bring 'em down." "Bring 'em do..." "Huh?" "There are just too many." "Goodbye, cruel pizza." "Whoa." "Now that goes in the top five most awesome moments in my life folder." " That'll hold those strange aliens." " Who are you calling strange?" "You got a mirror handy?" "We is trapped here, Comrade Bebop." "What will we dos?" "They deactivated my weapons, but they didn't check my boot, son." "Secret stealth pack, you dig?" "I got flash powder, floss sticks, breath mints, shurikens." "Ooh, I call shurikens." "No way, man." "I think I can use them to do this..." "See that?" "Oh, das, das!" "You is man!" " We're not outta this yet." "Come on, let's go." "Oh..." " Let's move, man!" "Come on, let's go!" "What is this?" "Alien prisoners escaping?" "That fizzled." " They're gonna vaporize us, dawg." " I love you, Bebop." "Hold me tight." " Lieutenant Zorg, take the mutants to my command center." "As you wish, General Zera." " No, no, no, hold on, lady." "Don't you know this guy?" "Look at him." "He's one of you, of course." "He's a cousy wus." "Um, yah, we is cousins." "We are same species of...um... alien horn people." "Oh, man, trick no work." "Shhh, quiet down, dawg." "They've got some kinda plan cooking'." " The Ore of Time will empower us in ways your pitiful minds could never conceive." "Our great race of Triceratons will reap any time period we want." "We can restore our glorious empire and rule the galaxy!" "That sounds great." "That sounds terrible." " We better come up with plan soon, Comrade Bebop." " All right, let's go back and get those time crystals." " Donny, if we're going into battle, you're gonna need a dinosaur, bro." " Nah, I'm cool with no dinosaur." "I have legs." "I can walk." " I thought you loved dinosaurs." "Not anymore." "Not enough to ride 'em." " What kind of dino would be perfect for Donny?" " Probably one of those goofy duckbill lookin' guys." "This way!" "Into the cave!" " There's no way out." "This is barely a cave." "What have you done, Mikey?" " It's a two-part plan, dawg." "It's been confirmed." "You really are an idiot." " Take it, Donny." "Make peace." "No animals in any time period can resist pepperoni, maple syrup, and peppermint sprinkles." "Trust me, Donny." "Look!" " Go to him." "Peace, love and animals." " Well, nice knowin' ya, Donny." "Can I have the shell razor and the stealth bike?" "Here, T-Rex, nice T-Rex." "Please don't eat me." "Oh!" " You've gotta be pullin' my bo staff." " Go ahead, Donny, climb on." "Ride a Tyrannosaurus Rex?" " There!" "The turtle warriors!" "No time to ride like the present!" "Woo!" "Nice Rex." "Now let's get that meteorite and go home." "Woo!" "Whoa." "Whoa." "We need to gear up first, dudes." "You know, like one of those montages in action movies." "We're Ninjas!" "Yah!" "Nah!" "Nah!" "Nah!" "Got any good escape plan yet, Comrade Bebop?" " We distract the guard and then grab that key-looking rock on his belt and then use their com-link to try to contact the Turtles' t-phones." " That sounds like a bad plan." "You don't have a com signal in this time period." " Beep, y'all!" "Beep!" "Beep!" "Beep!" "Beep!" "Beep!" "Beep!" " General, take a look at this." "Hm...zoom in." "The turtles have domesticated the dinosaurs?" " That's right and they're gonna kick your horns in." "Yah, and we help them." " What should we do, General Zera?" " Round up the troops." "Protect the perimeter." "Activate the robo-spinosaurus!" "What the heck is that?" " We're in a deep, deep pile of dino poop." " Turtles and dinos, to battle!" "Yeah-ha!" "Dinobunga!" "Okay, that's a problem." " Swoop, Pteranodon!" "Down!" "Yes!" "Yah!" "Yah!" "The Spinosaur is toast." "Take down the Triceratons!" " Go, Ninjas, go!" "Beat it, dino!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Halt, everything!" "If you continue, we will destroy your mutant friends." "They're not our friends." "Wait." "How did you two end up back here?" "Uh, is long story, comrade." " Free us and we'll help you, dawgs." "We'll be a distraction of food." " Surrender." "Drop your weapons." "I will not warn you twice." " Are we really doing this..." "for those two jerks?" "So you accept defeat?" "No!" "And neither do our dino friends." "Did it!" " Destroy the turtles and their dinosaur pets!" " There's too many Triceratons." "We need a back-up plan." " Donny, what about the robo-raptors?" "Can you reprogram them?" "Let's see." "Ooh Hee" "I told you we'd help you!" "Ow!" "Yes!" "Oh, that really hurt." "Retreat, Triceratons!" "Retreat!" "Yes, we are awesome!" "Are we not an incredible team or what?" "Yes?" "Maybe?" " Can you please giving us the ride back to the future?" "Yes?" "Please?" "We won't leave you here." "But you've gotta promise to turn over a new leaf." "Yo, check this out." "Leaf, turn over!" "Turn over, leaf!" "You'd better turn over!" "You see, man, it's that easy." "Boom, we're like good guys." " Fine." "Make yourself useful." "Grab that time stuff so we can go home." " We are on it, Comrade Turtle." "I bet I can salvage parts from the robo-spinosaurus to fix the ship." "But the bigger challenge is calculating the correct chronal position to travel to the future." " Right." "Can you maybe just hurry?" " Whew, well, that wasn't such a chore." "It only took three days of non-stop work." "Finally." "Let's go home." "Goodbye, little big fella." "Here, take my last" "Chris Bradford Survival Crunch granola bar." "Isn't it great?" "Goodbye, Rex." "You are the best Cretaceous friend a turtle could have." " I bet that's a sentence no one ever said before." "I'll miss you, Maurice." "I love you, man." "I wish I could take you with us." " Seriously, you're making me a little misty-eyed." "Fly away, girl." " All right, team, let's go home." "Cool, Donny?" "I mean, nothing bad's gonna happen from this point on." " Uh..." "Right?" " Well, according to Murphy's Law..." "Um, why yes, Leo, smooth as silk." " I can't wait to relax back in the lair, play some video games..." " ...eat some pizza, watch some TV." "I hope this works." "This isn't a time machine." "I had to do some calculations based on temporal..." " Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "Let's just go!" "Did we...make it?" "Oh, charoopa." "Where the heck are we?" " Oh, any place better than dinosaur place." " Whoa, dudes, I think we're on the moon." " No, Mikey, we're in New York... in the future?" "You gotta be kidding me." " A giant statue of Shredder in the future can't be a good thing." " So, how about we check the place out?" "Just for ten minutes or so?" " Ooh Hoo" " Yah!" "Yah!" "Not again." "We're the Ninjas!"