"(RINGING)" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "(SAW WHIRRING)" "♪" "HEY, SONIC, WAIT UP!" "♪" "CIVILIZATION." "BOY, I THOUGHT WE'D NEVER FIND IT." "I'M READY." "ARE YOU READY?" "READY." "UH, TELL ME WHAT I'M READY FOR." "SPRING THE TRAP." "I KNEW THAT." "(BEEPING)" "HUH?" "YE-OW!" "WE'VE GOT YA, HEDGEHOG!" "YEAH, THE CHASE IS OVER." "(CHANTING "WE DID IT!")" "HOLD IT, GUYS." "YOU DON'T WANNA DO THIS." "OH, DON'T WE?" "WE MEAN TOO MUCH TO EACH OTHER." "WE DO?" "YEAH, DON'T YOU REMEMBER HOW WE FIRST MET?" "NOPE." "WELL, IT ALL STARTED BEFORE YOU WERE BORN." "♪" "TAILS AND I HAD COME TO THIS DESERTED VILLAGE." "WHERE IS EVERYBODY?" "WE'RE HIDING" "AND IF YOU HAVE ANY SENSE YOU'LL HIDE, TOO." "(CLANKING)" "♪" "HIDING?" "WHAT FROM?" "(RUMBLING)" "HEY, LADY, WHICH WAY IS THE BOUNTY HUNTER'S CONVENTION?" "(SCREAMING)" "HM, PEOPLE AREN'T VERY FRIENDLY IN THIS TOWN." "GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO FIND IT MYSELF." "WHAT'S A BOUNTY HUNTER'S CONVENTION?" "A PARTY FOR BAD GUYS, TAILS," "AND I'M GONNA CRASH IT." "(WIND BLOWING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK:" "I'VE CALLED YOU ALL TOGETHER" "BECAUSE YOU'RE THE WORST ASSORTMENT" "OF LOW LIFE MERCENARIES I EVER MADE." "YOU'RE MEAN, YOU'RE MALICIOUS," "YOU'RE MY KIND OF ROTTEN." "(CHEERING)" "EVER SINCE I LAUNCHED MY GENIUS PLAN" "TO CONQUER THE PLANET MOBIUS" "ONE TROUBLE MAKING TEENAGER" "HAS MADE ME TEAR EVERY HAIR" "FROM MY BEAUTIFUL HEAD." "(BOOING)" "YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH." "I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG." "HE RUINS MY SCHEMES." "BOO!" "HE ESCAPES MY TRAPS." "(BOOING)" "HE HELPS NICE PEOPLE." "BOO!" "BUT NO MORE, NO MORE!" "I AM HEREBY DECLARING SONIC THE HEDGEHOG" "AS MOBIUS' MOST WANTED FUGITIVE." "TO ENSURE HIS IMMEDIATE CAPTURE" "I AM OFFERING YOU THE BIGGEST REWARD IN BOUNTY HUNTER HISTORY." "(BEEPING)" "ONE BILLION MOBIUMS" "ALIVE OR OTHERWISE." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "QUESTION FROM THE CROWD." "WHAT IS IT?" "I'M WORTH WAY MORE THAN THAT." "(GRUNTING)" "THERE HE IS." "GET HIM!" "I WANT THAT HEDGEHOG!" "WHO-OA!" "(THUDDING)" "(SAW WHIRRING)" "I'M WAITING." "(CRYING)" "(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)" "GET HIM!" "GET HIM!" "WE GOT HIM!" "WE GOT HIM!" "(THUDDING, CLANKING)" "I'M OVER THERE." "(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)" "LET'S GO, BRO." "SONIC, YOU'RE GOING SO SLOW." "MAKES YA SICK, DOESN'T IT?" "BUT I'M WANNA MAKE SURE THEY FOLLOW." "♪" "SPLIT UP AND SURROUND HIM." "STEP RIGHT UP, STEP RIGHT UP." "DON'T CROWD, DON' PUSH." "YOU'LL ALL GET A CHANCE TO SEE THE GREATEST SHOW ON MOBIUS." "AND REMEMBER, FOR ALL BOUNTY HUNTERS ADMISSION IS FREE." "(PLAYFUL MUSIC)" "♪" "GUESS YOU GUYS WON'T BE STAYIN' FOR A SECOND SHOW!" "(CRASHING)" "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "DON'T LET GO." "♪" "(THUDDING)" "♪" "(SPLASHING)" "♪" "AH!" "(CRASHING)" "TSK, TSK, TSK." "TOLD YA NOT TO LET GO." "YA KNOW, I SURE HAVE FUN." "(OFFSCREEN)" "BOUNTY HUNTER #1:" "THE FUN'S OVER HEDGEHOG." "IS HE SERIOUS?" "♪" "YOU EVER PLAY WILLIAM TELL?" "(GROWLING)" "(WHISTLING)" "(THUDDING)" "(SCREAMING)" "WE SURE SHOWED THEM DIDN'T WE, SONIC?" "WE SURE DID, KID." "MISERABLE HEDGEHOG." "OKAY, SO I HAD A SMALL SET BACK." "THE BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN." "IT WILL TAKE ALL MY VIOLENT WICKED GENIUS" "TO CREATE THE PERFECT ROBOTS TO CAPTURE THAT HEDGEHOG." "I'LL MAKE THEM STRONG FEARLESS FEROCIOUS SUPREMELY ROTTEN LIKE ME." "BUT UNLIKE THE OTHER ROBOTS" "THESE TWO WILL BE BRILLIANT." "YES." "HA!" "(QUIRKY MUSIC)" "♪" "AH!" "♪" "(COUGHING)" "WHO--WHO AM I?" "WHY AM I HERE?" "ARE YOU MY MOTHER?" "(MUMBLING)" "NO!" "YOU ARE THE VERY FIRST MEMBER" "OF MY NEW SUPER SPECIAL SONIC SEARCH AND SMASH SQUAD." "I HAVE DESIGNED YOU" "TO BE THE ULTIMATE IN HEDGEHOG HUNTERS." "AND NOW TO MAKE YOU TWICE AS EFFECTIVE" "I'M GOING TO CLONE YOU." "CLONE ME?" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "(TEETH CHATTERING)" "HM, PERHAPS I MADE YOU TOO CHICKEN." "(CRYING)" "NO, IT WON'T HURT." "(HUMMING)" "OUCH-A-DOODLE." "I'LL JUST DROP YOUR TAIL FEATHER" "INTO THE ROBOMATIC MACHINE" "TO PRODUCE YOUR EXACT TWIN." "♪" "YOU FORGOT TO PULL THIS ONE." "I DIDN'T FORGET TO PULL THAT LEVER!" "I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO PULL THAT LEVER." "WELL, HOW WAS I TO KNOW?" "I WAS JUST HATCHED." "(CLANKING)" "VOILA, YOUR IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER." "MY TWIN?" "AM I THAT UGLY?" "HM, THAT LAST LEVER" "CAUSED SOME SLIGHT MODIFICATIONS." "NO BIG DEAL." "YOU TWO ARE STILL THE MOST" "FEARSOME FUGITIVE FINDERS EVER BUILT." "♪" "HE MADE ME FIRST." "I'M HIS FAVORITE." "YEAH, I GOT MORE ACCESSORIES." "HE LIKES ME BEST, NYAH." "♪" "(CLANKING)" "♪" "YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!" "WHY YOU, YOU" "(THUDDING)" "(CRASHING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK:" "STOP IT!" "I'M ORDERING YOU TO CATCH SONIC!" "NOW DO IT!" "CHARLATANS, FOOLS." "DR." "ROBOTNIK DEMOTED ME TO SANITATION DUTY, ME, COCONUTS." "WELL, I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE OF CATCHIN' SONIC." "HE'S GIVING THEM MY JOB!" "I'LL SHOW 'EM." "I'LL CAPTURE SONIC FIRST!" "(SINISTER MUSIC)" "♪" "♪" "WHOA!" "TIME OUT." "THAT'S MY KIND OF PIT STOP." "(BANGING)" "TWO CHILI DOGS TO GO, SLOMO, ON THE DOUBLE." "HUH?" "I'M WAITING." "HEY, I'M GROWING A BEARD OUT HERE." "(SINISTER LAUGHTER)" "YOU MUNCHED YOUR LAST CHILI DOG YESTERDAY, HEDGEHOG." "AH!" "(SINISTER LAUGHTER)" "(RUMBLING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(SINISTER LAUGHTER)" "(WHIRRING)" "OKAY, I WAS POLITE, I WAS REASONABLE." "REMEMBER, YOU FORCED ME TO DO THIS." "NO HALF BAKED HEDGEHOG'S" "GONNA MAKE A MONKEY OUTTA ME." "NO WAY, NO WAY!" "IN THE NAME OF DR. ROBOTNIK," "I DECLARE OPEN SEASON ON HEDGEHOGS." "HA-HA-HA." "THAT'S THE LAST TIME WE EVER BUY A CHILI DOGS FROM THAT GUY." "♪" "OH, IT'S RICH." "THIS IS SO RICH!" "(SINISTER LAUGHTER)" "♪" "AH!" "AH!" "WHOA!" "♪" "(GUNSHOTS)" "YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, HEDGEHOG." "♪" "(SAW WHIRRING)" "♪" "AH!" "♪" "(CLANKING)" "(LAUGHING)" "UH." "(EXPLOSIONS)" "OW." "OW!" "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL THE MISSING LINKS." "SONIC, I'M STARVING." "CAN WE FIND SOME MORE CHILI DOGS?" "YOU GOT IT, ACE." "LET'S RACE." "(GRUNTING)" "OKAY, GROUNDER, LOWER THE BRICK WALL." "HA-HA-HA-HA!" "(GRUNTING)" "(YELLING)" "GIVE ME 20 MINUTES TO FINISH PAINTIN'" "THIS FAKE LANDSCAPE." "THEN WHAT?" "YOU GET THE HEDGEHOG TO CHASE YOU." "YOU GO BUY, I DROP IT DOWN," "AND THE HEDGEHOG KNOCKS HIMSELF OUT." "HA-HA-HA-HA!" "HA-HA, THEN WE TIE HIM UP" "AND COLLECT A BILLION MOBIUMS." "DR." "ROBOTNIK WILL BE SO PROUD OF ME." "HUH, HE'LL BE PROUDER OF ME." "(THUDDING)" "(SNORING)" "(BREATHING DEEPLY)" "(SQUISHING)" "HEY!" "(CHUCKLING)" "SLOW POKE!" "LAGGIT, SLUG." "BET YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!" "HEY!" "♪" "SCRATCH, HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME." "GET READY TO DROP THE WALL!" "STUCK?" "HERE LET ME HELP YA." "AH!" "AH-H-H!" "(CRASHING)" "ANY TIME I CAN HELP LIKE THIS" "JUST LET ME KNOW." "♪" "(SQUEAKING)" "♪" "NO MORE FOUL UPS." "NEXT TIME WE'RE GONNA USE MY PLAN." "(UPBEAT MUSIC)" "♪" "(SAUCY MUSIC)" "♪" "WHA?" "♪" "(THUD)" "YIKES!" "WE CAUGHT HIM!" "♪" "ROBOTNIK SHOULDA BRIEFED THOSE GUYS ABOUT MY TRIPLE SPIN." "HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE PRISONER, HEDGEHOG?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "EXCUSE ME, GENTLEMEN." "THERE'S BEEN AN OUTBREAK OF ROBOT CHICKEN POX" "IN THIS AREA." "OH, NO!" "OH, NO!" "I'LL HAVE TO PERFORM AN EMERGENCY EXAMINATION." "SAY, "AH."" "AH-H-H!" "AH-H-H!" "(HIGH-PITCHED REVERBERATION)" "VERY SERIOUS, WAIT RIGHT HERE." "DON'T MOVE." "(WHIRRING)" "GENTLEMEN, WHAT YOU NEED IS MORE IRON IN YOUR DIET." "AH-H-H!" "(CRASHING)" "FEEL BETTER?" "AH!" "(CLANKING)" "HERE THEY COME." "(RAPID FOOTSTEPS)" "SOMETIMES I WISH DR. ROBOTNIK HADN'T MADE US SO PERSISTENT." "HE MADE ME PERSISTENT." "HE MADE YOU TOO DUMB TO QUIT." "WAS THAT AN INSULT?" "JUST SHOOT OR YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR CHANCE." "AH-HA- HA-HA." "AH, SONIC, HELP!" "HUH?" "WE GOT YOUR BUDDY, HEDGEHOG!" "DON'T PULL ANY FAST STUFF." "YEAH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR 'IM." "YOU'LL GIVE YOURSELF UP." "OKAY, OKAY, JUST DON'T HURT HIM." "(GROWLING)" "(GRUNTING)" "(OFFSCREEN)" "SCRATCH:" "THAT'S RIGHT, DR. ROBOTNIK." "WE'VE GOT SONIC." "(OFFSCREEN)" "DR." "ROBOTNIK:" "OF COURSE YOU GOT HIM!" "I'LL BE RIGHT THERE SO YOU CAN CONGRATULATE ME." "(CLANGING)" "I HOPE HE BRINGS THE REWARD MONEY." "FORGET THE REWARD." "SONIC IS MY PRISONER." "OH!" "AH!" "(OFFSCREEN)" "COCONUTS:" "YOU THINK I'M GONNA SPEND MY LIFE" "ON SANITATION DUTY?" "NO, NO, NO, NO!" "DR. ROBOTNIK'LL MAKE ME HEAD OF THE S.S.S.S.S. SQUAD." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "NO WAY, COCO-NERD." "NOT IF THOSE TWO ESCAPE." "THAT ROPE CAN BREAK ANY SEC." "PUT 'EM HERE IN THE CAGE." "THE KEY'S ON GROUNDER'S BELT." "YEAH, YEAH, GOOD THINKING." "HUH?" "HEY!" "OPEN THAT DOOR!" "COME BACK HERE!" "THANKS, SONIC, BUT I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE." "HERE COMES ROBOTNIK." "WIND UP THOSE TAILS, LIL' BRO." "WE NEED US A DUST STORM." "(WHIRRING)" "TELEPHONE REPAIRMAN." "I HAVE AN ORDER TO CHECK HERE" "ON MR. GROUNDER'S ROBOCOM PHONE." "THAT'S FUNNY." "IT WAS WORKING GREAT A FEW MINUTES AGO." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "OVER HERE PLEASE." "THIS IS THE CONTROL TOWER, COME IN, DR. ROBOTNIK." "I'M ENGULFED IN A DUST CLOUD." "(OFFSCREEN)" "SONIC:" "DON'T WORRY, I'LL GUIDE YOU IN." "DO YOU SEE THE RED LIGHTS?" "I SEE THEM." "YOU ARE THREE FEET ABOVE THE GROUND." "CUT YOUR ENGINE." "(BEEPING)" "UH-OH." "(SCREAMING)" "(CRASHING)" "SCRATCH, GROUNDER, WHERE ARE YOU?" "PICK UP THAT PHONE?" "(OFFSCREEN)" "RECORDING:" "THE ROBOT YOU HAVE REACHED" "HAS BEEN DISCOMBOBULATED" "AND THE HEDGEHOG YOU'VE BEEN CHASING GOT AWAY." "HAVE A NICE DAY." "AND THAT'S HOW ALL OF US MET." "I HATE THAT STORY." "YOU GOT AWAY." "WHY CAN'T STORIES HAVE HAPPY ENDINGS?" "HEY, THIS ONE IS REAL HAPPY." "(SAW WHIRRING)" "THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES, SLOMO." "♪" "(THEME MUSIC)" "♪" "(OFFSCREEN)" "TAILS:" "WE'RE SURROUNDED, SONIC." "CALL 911!" "NO WAY, TAILS." "THIS IS NOTHING." "911 IS FOR REAL EMERGENCIES." "IF WE CALL 911 FOR ASSISTANCE" "SOMEONE WHO REALLY NEEDED HELP" "WOULD BE IN TROUBLE." "IF THERE'S A FIRE," "OR SOMEONE'S TRYING TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOME," "OR SOMEBODY'S BEEN HURT THAT'S WHEN YOU CALL 911." "ONE PERSON'S DUMB JOKE COULD BE ANOTHER PERSON'S DISASTER." "(THEME SONG)" "♪"