"When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "It was the worst day of my life." "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship, why don't you just tell duke you outed him?" "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "When you asked if any of it was real, i only said no" "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "Because my boss was listening." "I want you back." "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship, since the drug bust, we're broke." "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "Why didn't you tell me?" "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "I'm living in the juice truck in my back yard." "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "It's humiliating." "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "Does this have to be the end?" "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "We're just in different places, amy." "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "I just can't believe it's over." "When i got outed and lost my sponsorship," "Hey." "Morning." "Hey." "Hey." "Morning." "Uh, looks like we fell asleep marathoning sherlock." "Hey." "Morning." "That explains my dream." "Hey." "Morning." "Cumberbatch was making me eggs benedict." "Hey." "Morning." "Yeah-huh." "Hey." "Morning." "Thanks for staying over last night again." "Hey." "Morning." "You've really helped me through this breakup." "Hey." "Morning." "Mm-hmm." "Hey." "Morning." "You know it's saturday." "Hey." "Morning." "You don't have to rush to school." "Hey." "Morning." "Well, we told liam, shane, and duke" "Hey." "Morning." "We'd meet them for coffee, remember?" "Hey." "Morning." "We did?" "Hey." "Morning." "I don't know what i was thinking." "Hey." "Morning." "Coffee's bad for you, addictive really." "Hey." "Morning." "It's basically a drug." "Hey." "Morning." "Amy, you can't wallow forever." "Hey." "Morning." "Says who?" "Hey." "Morning." "Let's wallow together forever." "Hey." "Morning." "We need to resist the inertia of this room" "Hey." "Morning." "And get into the world." "Hey." "Morning." "You go." "Between "shuke" and "kiam,"" "Hey." "Morning." "I'll just be amy, the fifth wheel." "Hey." "Morning." "Amy." "Hey." "Morning." "Go, seriously." "Hey." "Morning." "If i'm around any more lovey-dovey crap, i might vomit." "Hey." "Morning." "I miss your eyes." "Hey." "Morning." "I miss your lips." "Hey." "Morning." "I miss kissing you." "Hey." "Morning." "I miss kissing you in public." "Hey." "Morning." "Me too, but we talked about this." "Hey." "Morning." "I know, if anyone found out, we'd both be in hot water." "Hey." "Morning." "You'd lose your job." "I'd lose my presidency." "Hey." "Morning." "Hester hates you, theo." "Hey." "Morning." "Crap!" "I did it again." "I can't stop calling you theo." "Hey." "Morning." "then don't." "Hey." "Morning." "I've always liked the name." "That's why i picked it." "Hey." "Morning." "Plus, i love the way you say it." "Hey." "Morning." "Theo, theo, theo." "Hey." "Morning." "Hey." "Morning." "Oh." "I was hoping that would summon you," "Hey." "Morning." "Like beetlejuice." "Hey." "Morning." "Actually, i was just there." "Hey." "Morning." "Now, there might be a secret note on your back porch." "Hey." "Morning." " For me?" " Yes." "Hey." "Morning." "Ten points for gentility." "Hold, please." "Hey." "Morning." "look what i found, look." ""i'm counting the hours until i see you again."" "look what i found, look." "what is that?" "look what i found, look." "I don't know." "It's definitely not for me." "look what i found, look." "look what i found, look." "Oh, my god, i know exactly what this is." "look what i found, look." "You do?" "look what i found, look." "My mom is having an affair." "look what i found, look." "this blows." "Isn't working on the weekend this blows." "More of a thing for the service industry?" "this blows." "Dad says when you love what you do, every day is a weekend." "this blows." "Wow." "I think that's this blows." "The first time i've ever heard you use the d-word." "this blows." "After last week, that's got to be this blows." "Some kind of breakthrough or something." "this blows." " Is it?" " Maybe it isn't." "this blows." "But i'm stuck stapling on a saturday, this blows." "So i'm searching for a silver lining." "this blows." "Ah, my two favorite interns." "this blows." "Looking good, mr." "B. Have you been working out?" "this blows." "zita, would you excuse us for a moment, please?" "this blows." "No problem." "I'll just deliver these this blows." "While you two "skwerk" it out." "this blows." "I like her." "Ugh." "I like her." "No, i mean, i like her for you." "I like her." "I'm seeing someone already, remember?" "I like her." "Yeah, karma." "Yeah, i can't seem to forget." "I like her." "The one i bailed out of jail, the one that roofied me." "I like her." "I like her." "Okay, well, yes, but, technically, that wasn't her." "I like her." "Trust me, karma is awesome." "I like her." "They all seem awesome until they come after your money." "I like her." "That's what i like about zita." "She's got piles of her own." "I like her." "I told you." "I like her." "Okay." "You're free to choose whatever path you wish." "I like her." "It's just my instinct to protect you." "I like her." "No matter what you think, you're my son." "I like her." "Is that a new haircut, mother?" "Why?" "Is it too short?" "Oh, that darn becky at the salon," "So liberal with her scissors..." "and other things." "No, it looks nice." "Oh." "Too nice." "I've seen it all before..." "the hairdo, the happiness." " She's cheating." " You don't know that." "Maybe then it was from bruce." "Nope, this is my mom's pattern." "She cheats on every husband with the next one." "Every guy is a roll of the ass dice." "Believe it or not, bruce was the best in the bunch." "And, uh..." "This whole step-sister thing wasn't so terrible either." "Same." "Right." "So this is our family," "And it's up to us to keep her from wrecking it." "If we can prove she started something." "You have a tendency to fly off the handle" "With too little information." "Remember the croquembouche?" "I'm sorry, it's just a funny word." "Oh, "croquembouche."" "Are we being that couple again?" "Sorry, not sorry." "Sorry for real sorry." "I've just been so busy with appearances," "Deal negotiations, fight prep, and..." "When we do get together, we want to make the most of it." "I get it, really." "I mean, liam's gonna be here any second," "And i'm sure we'll be just as annoying." "Hi." "hey, what's up, boys?" "liam, good to see you." "hey, what's up, boys?" "Oh, zita." "Hi." "hey, what's up, boys?" "Hope it's okay to crash your group hang." "hey, what's up, boys?" "My friends usually spend saturdays hey, what's up, boys?" "Doing mandatory community service." "hey, what's up, boys?" "hey, what's up, boys?" "Karma, hey, love the bag." "Vera wang, right?" "hey, what's up, boys?" "No." "Uh, it's actually hm." "hey, what's up, boys?" "Oh, cute." "hey, what's up, boys?" "I've actually got to get going." "I've got a flight to catch." "hey, what's up, boys?" "I've got my first professional mma fight hey, what's up, boys?" "Tonight in los angeles." "hey, what's up, boys?" " Man, that's awesome." " Congratulations." "hey, what's up, boys?" "On pay-per-view and everything." "hey, what's up, boys?" "People are paying for my boyfriend hey, what's up, boys?" "And not in a hooker-y way." "hey, what's up, boys?" "hey, what's up, boys?" "I'd say, "break a leg," but, you know, don't." "hey, what's up, boys?" "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "On the bright side, my boyfriend has a big, fancy publicist." "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "It's almost like duke's unstoppable since he came out." "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "Oh, is that how it happened?" "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "Hey, why don't we all chip in," "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "And we can watch the fight on tv?" "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "Or we could fly to los angeles and watch it for real." "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "Zita, not everyone can afford last-minute plane tickets." "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "Ew, commercial?" "No." "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "I meant we can take my family jet." "Sucks his publicist couldn't get him a plus-one plane ticket." "hey, veronica mars," "Do you really expect to find anything in there?" "hey, veronica mars," "Uh, yeah, okay?" "Maybe more clues, hey, veronica mars," "Like a receipt for a fancy perfume hey, veronica mars," "Or a-a-a gym membership." "hey, veronica mars," "Neither of those are exactly a smoking gun." "hey, veronica mars, hey, veronica mars," "Is this smoking enough for you?" "Oh, my god!" "Somebody is having an affair." "go get the toilet paper, 'cause just got real." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Another couple minutes, and i might have been" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "In the mile high club." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Zita, how can i ever thank you?" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Well, when you and duke adopt your first" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Cute ethnically ambiguous baby, you can name her after me." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Done." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "ready for the good life now" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" " ba-da da-da-da-da-da" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "We're here!" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Okay, duke's weigh-in is just about to start." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "We'll make it just in time." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "You guys have fun with that." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Come on, karma, let's hit rodeo" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "And get something to wear for the fight tonight." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "We can even get something for the boys too...my treat." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Okay." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Hey, are you okay with all of this?" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "You know, with things, um, back home right now," "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "I wouldn't blame you if you felt uncomfortable." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "the only thing that was uncomfortable" "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "Was the turbulence over arizona." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "You're sweet to worry about me, but i'm having a blast." "Do all jets come with a masseur that good?" "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "He has a history of cheating too." "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "Just ask any of his four broken engagements," "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "And he's been acting all suspicious lately," "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "Desperate for my affection." "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "Yeah, it's been like that ever since your pageant meltdown." "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" " I'm telling you, it's him." " Shh, pshh!" "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "What are you two gabbing about?" "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "Oh, nothing, just homework." "Lauren got a question wrong." "What do you mean, you think the cheater is bruce?" "Wha..." "Mom, why aren't you wearing your wedding ring?" "Wha..." "Silly, i always take my rings off before cooking," "Wha..." "Ever since the garbage disposal incident of 2006." "Wha..." "Perfectly reasonable explanation." "Wha..." "Maybe you wouldn't know because you never cook anything." "Wha..." "That's a new shirt, dad." "Expanding your wardrobe lately?" "Wha..." "I might have bought a few things with a very thoughtful gift" "Wha..." "A very thoughtful little lady gave me." "Wha..." "Gift giving?" "Wha..." "Making up for something, mother?" "Wha..." "Honey!" "Wha..." "Oh." "I know what this is about." "Wha..." "You're still smarting from your breakup." "Wha..." "And i'll bet right now you hope that you will never fall" "Wha..." "In love again, but your soul mate is out there." "Wha..." "You'll find him someday..." "Or her." "Wha..." "Them." "Whoever." "Wha..." "Wha..." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "I guess that'll make me famous adjacent." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Shane, oh, my god!" "What are you doing here?" "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "I mean, when?" "How?" "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Zita flew us here in her plane." "She's now my new best friend." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." " Hey!" " Wow, the liam booker." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "That product launch was a pr triumph." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "I've already pre-ordered my monocle." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Guys, this is my publicist, joanna." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Now to the scales, duke lewis, jr.!" "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "I'll be right back..." "i just have to go" "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Intimidate the out of this dude real quick." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Make him cry." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." " Yeah!" " All right, duke!" "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "whoo-hoo!" "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "1711/2." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Yeah!" "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "Now, gentlemen, face off." "You, sir, are about to be very, very famous." "You don't have to stay for this part, shane," "If it makes you jealous." "You don't have to stay for this part, shane," "Not one bit." "Trust me, i know who duke" "You don't have to stay for this part, shane," "Is going to prom with, and it ain't that guy." "You don't have to stay for this part, shane," "Prom?" "You're in high school?" "You don't have to stay for this part, shane," "People are always so shocked when i say that." "You don't have to stay for this part, shane," "You don't have to stay for this part, shane," "You look like a million bucks." "Well, that's because this dress almost costs that much." "You look like a million bucks." "I told you not to look at the tags." "You look like a million bucks." "This trip is on me." "You look like a million bucks." "You're sure." "You look like a million bucks." "100%." "I don't want you to think about money all weekend." "You look like a million bucks." "It sounds like you could use a break from that." "You look like a million bucks." "Uh, can you do me?" "You look like a million bucks." "Oh, uh, liam told you about our money problems?" "You look like a million bucks." "Yeah." "Skwerkel is boring," "You look like a million bucks." "So we just blah, blah, blah about everything" "You look like a million bucks." "So we don't gouge our eyes out." "You look like a million bucks." "That's why i thought this trip would be a good escape," "You look like a million bucks." "For you and for liam." "You look like a million bucks." "He had all that bio-dad drama last week." "You look like a million bucks." "Right." "Yeah, that was tough," "You look like a million bucks." "Tough on liam." "You look like a million bucks." "I can't believe that art douche was after liam's money." "You look like a million bucks." "What a prick." "You look like a million bucks." "mmm." "One of them is a really good liar." "mmm." "Mm-hmm." "Emmy award winning." "mmm." "I'm gonna head into the office for a bit, sugar plum." "mmm." "Uh, this late on a weekend?" "mmm." "Yeah, it's less distractions." "Have a good night." "mmm." "Okay, we're following his ass right now." "mmm." "20 bucks says he leads us straight to his floozy." "mmm." "Sorry, girls." "The station called." "mmm." "There's a chance of wind sheer tonight, mmm." "And they want me there, just in case." "mmm." "Don't wait up." "mmm." "Uh-huh, uh-huh!" "mmm." "There's no such thing as wind sheer..." "I think." "mmm." "Well... it could still be either of them." "mmm." "Who do we follow?" "mmm." "Neither." "We're gonna go to that motel." "mmm." "It's time for a stakeout." "mmm." "neither car is here." "We must have beat the cheater." "neither car is here." "Or we missed the cheater altogether neither car is here." "Because you had to stop for snacks." "neither car is here." "Have you not seen any stakeout movies?" "neither car is here." "Snacks are essential." "We might be here awhile." "neither car is here." "Jeez, it's like you're the one about to get in the ring." "Well, duke's wanted this since preschool." "He has to win tonight in order to be taken seriously." "Plus, watching my boyfriend get beat to a bloody pulp" "Is not my idea of foreplay..." "I don't think." "Shane, duke is gonna slay it." "i hope so." "Okay, i'm gonna do some laps to work off these nerves." "Hey, zita." "Hi." "We're here." "Hey, zita." "You might want to scoop that jaw up off the floor, booker." "There are a million words" "Running through my mind right now." "There are a million words" "I'll just go with "wowza."" "There are a million words thanks." "There are a million words" "And you don't look so bad yourself." "There are a million words" "Um..." "There are a million words" "Can i talk to you for a second?" "There are a million words" "Yeah." "There are a million words" "Zita cruz." "There are a million words" " Oh." " My apologies." "There are a million words" "I had no idea you were coming." "There are a million words" "We'll get on the list right away." "There are a million words" " Okay." " Liam, you dog." "There are a million words" "Why didn't you tell me you two were dating?" "There are a million words" " Uh, because we're..." " let's get you guys" "There are a million words" "Over to the red carpet right away." "There are a million words" "Okay." "There are a million words" "Sorry, sweetie." "Do you mind waiting to the side?" "But i-i'm..." "Sorry, sweetie." "Do you mind waiting to the side?" "Sorry, sweetie." "Do you mind waiting to the side?" "Sorry, sweetie." "Do you mind waiting to the side?" "Hey, did you see where karma went?" "Uh, no, i thought she was behind you." "Hey, did you see where karma went?" "Karma?" "Shane!" "Karma?" " Can we offline for a sec?" " Yes." "Karma?" "I just want to make sure we're both on the same page, you know," "Karma?" "That you're on board with the plan." "Karma?" "Uh, unless the plan is looking dangerously fly," "Karma?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Karma?" "Karma?" "You said you're proud of our duke's" "Karma?" " Rising star, right?" " Yeah." "Karma?" "So you wouldn't want to do anything" "Karma?" "To spoil that, now, would you?" "Karma?" "You really like to talk all around a thing" "Karma?" "Before saying it, huh?" "Karma?" "Look..." "Karma?" "I tell most of my clients not to have a relationship" "Karma?" "In the open, and if they do," "Karma?" "It should be with someone impressive," "Karma?" "Usually one of my other clients, no offense." "Karma?" "Yes, offense." "Very much offense." "Karma?" "I'm not impressive enough?" "Karma?" "You're in high school." "It's bad optics." "Karma?" "Makes duke seem..." "Karma?" "Less desirable." "Karma?" "It's better for duke if you keep your relationship" "Karma?" "On the down-low." "Karma?" " You understand." " I certainly do not." "Karma?" "And duke won't either." "Karma?" "Well, duke and i have already discussed it." "Karma?" "But don't worry." "Karma?" "I've already arranged for you to watch the fight" "Karma?" "In the green room, if you'd like." "Karma?" "sorry, one sec." "Go for jo." "Karma?" "This sucks." "marriage sucks." "This sucks." "Correction, love sucks." "This sucks." "You don't believe that." "This sucks." "yeah, i do." "This sucks." "Wake up, soon-to-be-former sister." "This sucks." "These are our role models for happy, lasting relationships." "This sucks." "You and i are doomed." "This sucks." "Maybe not." ""doomed" is such a strong and negative word." "Maybe not." "We are not our parents." "Maybe not." "Wait, wait." "Here we go, here we go." "Maybe not." "Whose car is it?" "Maybe not." "I was right." "It was my mom." "That bitch!" "Hey, there you are." "I've been looking everywhere for you." "Hey, there you are." "Uh, it turns out the dress doesn't fit." "Hey, there you are." "None of this does." "Hey, there you are." "Uh, could you have your jet take me home tonight?" "Hey, there you are." "I mean, that's okay, right?" "You said money doesn't matter." "Hey, there you are." "Yeah." "Yeah, whatever you want." "Hey, there you are." "Well, let me go with you." "Hey, there you are." "No." "You belong here." "Hey, there you are." "In fact, you two belong together." "Hey, there you are." "I mean, everyone else already thinks so." "Hey, there you are." "I'm just gonna..." "Hey, there you are." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "It always screws everything up." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "It's not just the money." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "I had to find out from zita that you thought" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "You found your real dad?" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "Liam, i'm so sorry that happened," "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "But why didn't you share that with me?" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "'cause you were with amy all last week." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "watching tv." "You could've called." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "Look, i don't know what i can and can't do with you." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "How am i supposed to know what the rules are" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "If i don't even know what we are?" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "I mean, do you...we're more than friends with benefits," "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "But we're not quite back together," "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "And, oh, yeah, also, you've been tying me up." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "So you tell me, karma, what's the answer?" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "I haven't had any answers since you slept with my best friend." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "There it is, your trump card!" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "How many times do i have to tell you that i'm sorry," "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "That i want to be with you?" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "will that ever be enough?" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "I don't know!" "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "I don't know." "I knew the money was gonna be a problem." "I have to go." "Excuse me, can you direct me to the green room," "Since that's where i'm supposed to be locked away and hidden?" "Shane, what are you talking about?" "I talked to joanna." "After everything we've been through," "How did you think i'd be okay going back in the closet," "To be your secret little boy toy on the side" "When the cameras are off?" " Shane, stop." " You stop." "Stop letting the publicist, the paparazzi," "The pay-per-view go to your head." "God, if i'd known it was gonna be like this," "I never would've outed you." "ladies and gentlemen," "Please welcome to the ring for the very first time" "Duke lewis, jr." "Just so you know," "When joanna asked me to keep you a secret," "I said no." "Hello, karma." "Please, get in." "Maybe we should just go home." "You'll say something you'll regret." "Maybe we should just go home." "I'll say something she'll regret." "Maybe we should just go home." "We moved here for her, uprooted our lives," "Maybe we should just go home." "Let a whole new family into our hearts!" "Maybe we should just go home." "Farrah!" "Open up!" "Maybe we should just go home." "We know you're in there doing the devil's dead" "Maybe we should just go home." "In your pit of sin!" "Maybe we should just go home." "Maybe it wasn't my mom after all." "Maybe we should just go home." "Either you open this door, or i drive my car through it!" "Maybe we should just go home." "Hey, baby." "Dad?" "Hey, baby." "Hey." "You missed the whole fight." "yeah, i didn't really feel like watching." "You missed the whole fight." "Are you okay?" "You missed the whole fight." "That convo with karma" "You missed the whole fight." "Looked like it was going in a dark direction." "You missed the whole fight." "Did you two break up?" "You missed the whole fight." "I don't know if there's anything to break up." "You missed the whole fight." "Well, what do you want?" "You missed the whole fight." "Honestly?" "You missed the whole fight." "I don't know." "You missed the whole fight." "Well..." "I know what i want." "Well..." " is that what you found?" " is that what you found?" "Well... like the other boys?" "Well..." "Welcome to detention." "For the next seven hours, you belong to me." "Welcome to detention." "Aren't you guys all friends?" "Welcome to detention." "Welcome to detention." "I don't give a what you think." "Welcome to detention." "You're guilty of yet another lie." "Welcome to detention." "You can't just do the wrong thing" "Welcome to detention." "And then pretend it's for the right reason." "Welcome to detention." "What's this?" "It's a check from max booker." "Welcome to detention." "What the hell is going on?" "Welcome to detention."