"It was my mom's last wish that she would take all the prayers with theirfamily forjourney" "please must come, you all come tojourney and pray for my rest in peace" "after death why spirit becomes restless if a person died so he is free... then why he becomes restless it's not like that" "if any dying person's last wish is not fullfilled then her son will fulfill it you won't go forthejourney" "understood!" "His mom was in hospital since 2 years he didn't come to show his face he was earning dollars in america now he is pretending forthe world not for his mom's rest in piece" "and as long you make your face long you won't get holidays" "where thisjourney is going?" "I don't believe that you have come look!" "Kids are very happy" "give me one dozen fat ganpati give me that krishna... and give me eight body builder hanuman what are you saying?" "Give me 5 that one who is sitting on tiger what is the total?" "Total 3 dozen it's 3 dozen then you will give me 3 sain baba for bonus he is in demand pack them properly and send it to white car" "he is distributing wine like offerings" "what's in it?" "What should i say?" "It's gangajal... why it's so bitter?" "Actually ganga is very dirty... appologize, they were fasting" "hello!" "We were fasting and you gave us wine wine is allowed in fasting it's made by sugarcane and it gives you energy and feel very good" "he is abusing in this month did you see?" "Truth is bitterthan wine it's a limit..." "papa please!" "Yesterday that mistake you have done it's a sin in mom's view... and today mom is fasting for that sin tell me one thing" "how could i will be free from my sins if she will fasting it means your phone is on charging and my battery is getting full" "get down!" "Papa!" "We are doing practice today is a pot ceremony tomorrow is your exams who will go for exams?" "Why you make problems in god'sjob?" "Nothing will happen to him he has become govinda my son won't become any actor" "he will become a cricketer get down!" "I have brought those new sculptures... remove all the tags from all of them" "watch how i will send them in ten thousand rupees and bring out the sample from all of them" "when a temple was building up in badrinath then this sculpture was appeared from the floor what are you saying?" "A great saint was gone forjourney and it was a bright sunny day so i gave him a glass of water" "he was impressed from me and he gave me this sculpture and my fate is changed since this i have got this sculpture i have bought this rental shop and i have got three bedroom flat in buleshwar... amazing!" "Then you sell this sculpture to me what should i tell you i am in trouble i must go to hell if i talk about to sell krishan you want me to sell god, look what he is saying" "listen to me... you can hear his flute it's time for him to play the flute" "did you hearthat?" "You sell it to me." "No!" "I will sell it to someone special who special?" "That saint told me that, some great person will come from rajhistan and take it" "i am that person look at my car," "and there is a sticker of om sain, you are right!" "What did you tell me your name?" "Bhanwar lal... he is that person... what happen?" "Saint has written your name look at this..." "bhanwar lal what's written on that?" "I don't understand anything it's written in madrasi saint was madrasi only he live in dhwarika" "this sculpture is yours you are the right person" "youjust listen but don't understand i said i can't take the money of this sculpture but i will have to pay that saint why not?" "Here is your 100 rupees only 100 rupees, mahadev!" "It's a worshipjob and you can't force anyone do you remember how much i had that day only twenty rupees do you remember?" "So what have i done i was wearing the same gold chain i gave that chain to saint it depends on yourfaith" "what are you saying?" "I will give my ring along with gold chain" "now where this sculpure will appear it will be appearfrom mathura" "until people will believe in toys till then our business will keep going do you understand?" "Kanji!" "It's a god's sculpture don't call it toy it's the human illusion that it's a god" "what have i told you?" "Now i will bite him close the shop" "please take care of my shop for one month why?" "I am going for hajj it's betterto go on hajj that repairyour shop if two people will cough then your shop will collapse down" "we have to go one more place what mishra?" "You call me from kashi for one day and don't give me rest that's a small area if you will meet them once then we will get all the votes" "he is rowdy and my rathore is next block" "calm down!" "It's a swami's order i didn't gave any order saint sidheshwarjust told that to see the crowd with yogurt krishan and murli" "and today they will eat milk and butterfrom their lovers yes!" "They will eat butter and milk and saint siddharwesh also said that this ceremony will go on for one hour yourtime starts now!" "Where are you going?" "Stop!" "What you have done?" "If you won't study then i will shoot you you will be punished foryour sin" "show the fear of god to someone else i will see what god will do with me" "go home!" "Rain is about to start" "it's not rain it's earthquake" "rumours are speareded on many places" "your god must be happy today look!" "What he got to eat?" "Earlier people left in the dish but now they are feeding him let him eat, you are responsible for everything" "did you see!" "Nothing happened" "that must be mohammed bhai's shop as per sources this shop was registered on shri kaanji lal" "these visuals are of that shop there are many old shops in this market" "only kanjilal's shop is collapsed" "switch on the ndtv news brother in law's shop is demolished have some patience you go there with kids me and everybody is coming there we are coming" "all god's sculptures are collapsed" "shop is demolished it seems that nothing was here what wasn't here?" "Till afternoon we had the stock of 2.5 million and we will have to pay to clean this mess why you will have to pay?" "Sell the broken sculptures and says that they were appear in amarnath what are you saying?" "You are about to finish do you have any idea of loss?" "4 million!" "He got 2.5 million stock on credit and renewed the 1.5 million stock last month credit of 4 million where did you get that money?" "We got some money to put our house on mortgage i have got him one million from my friend he also gave 5 lacs from his pocket in greed of 18./." "Interest and you didn't ask me anything now how we will arrange the money again?" "We don't have more than 40 thousand in bank account and we don't have anyjewellery" "everything will be fine, how?" "Understand!" "Noryou would false about god northis earthquake would have come" "you people think that this god who doesn't exist i said something against him that's why he collapsed my shop" "it meansjust to prove himself he collapsed only my shop" "and still if i won't believe in him then he will give me more loss yes!" "I still don't believe in you... i have't got any loss" "everything is gone!" "We have only this safe left" "rolex!" "You have rolex on your wrist it's worth must be 2 lacs it worths 1 million" "i'm sure you must have read terms and conditions before signing the policy not at all!" "Your officer said that sign all those places where i have marked, so i signed it" "your policy... ensures your shop from theft, fire and fraud it's correct!" "But not against act of god." "Look!" "Everything is written here" "you are in trouble!" "In last riots i have fought the case forfew innocent hindus so few of my own communitee people turned me to this condition" "dad can't walk" "but you want to fight with thing who made your entire communitee" "you won't escape!" "I have no choice i won't escape!" "Look!" "I couldn't go to fight the case in this condition but if any lawer is refusing to fight your case then you can fight your own case is it possible?" "If you are agreed then i will prepare your legal notice i will be very greatful to you" "do you believe in allah?" "Yes!" "Allah and bhagwan are same then i am going to fight against him so why are you helping me?" "You are not the only petitioner everyone have the petitions" "where to send this notice?" "God's address is... you don't have it." "Then?" "Judge will refuse your case in first hearing i don't have his address but where people goes to find him i have that address." "Relax!" "This case won't be accepted in court leave everything on me" "you don't need to come in court" "i think we should meet that person we should listen his problem and we should have understand." "But our god is one and today one man... has accused our god" "it's not our personal fight but it's the fight for every human who have faith in god that's why i have decided that i and gopi will go to court to answerthat human" "i am still saying think once again" "i have decided today is the first hearing of this case and today court will decide that such case could be accepted or not" "you are here?" "Yes!" "You will sit here sit!" "How is your rolex?" "Does it shows the perfect time" "he spreaded the butter rumour" "we have been told that you will defend your case" "i don't have another choice all lawyers are afraid so... i will have to fight this case" "it's a publicity stunt" "i don't understand the english but i have understood that he is talking about to close this case you are right!" "I don't want to fight this case i am a businessman i don't care either god exists or not insurance company told me that god has collapsed your shop or my shop has collapsed cause of god so i said fine, god give me the money and case closed" "but why god will demolish your shop fool!" "Come in the witness box and speak" "god shall forbid his sins why god will demolish your shop i am also saying that why god will demolish my shop he have many other importantjobs so you tell this thing to insurance company and get me my money and the matter is over" "why insurance company should give you the money?" "You have signed the terms and conditions of insutance company so i will have to catch the god" "then call your ram, shiv whoeveryou like" "god won't come on earth for a sinner human like you he will come if he would be existed" "you have a turnover of millions and you have to settlement for small amount in fact i will give you cash discount" "he is calling business to serving god it's business" "go to any temple then first of all pay for parking pay for special line then pay money for buying flowers and candles and donation box is in front of god's sculpture" "and they take money for offerings" "who are you?" "Krishna vasudev yadav what?" "Krishna from gokul you are from u." "P you call me bhaiya or kanhaiya" "are you a man or stuntman?" "You can also call me stuntman but people calls my stunts to miracle" "hold tight!" "You are not wearing helmet." "Drop me to brahman v ari do one thing go straight then left then right then left and your house will be next if you have dropped me here then drop me to my house myjob is to show the way it's your job to find the destiny," "keep 100 rupees" "take care!" "Yes!" "Is everything alright?" "Go upstairs then you will know wejust survived otherwise... i am talking to police officers, you don't worry people have thrown stone on us they have thrown acid bombs i don't care if i burn and die but what about kids" "if a single drop of acid will come to jigna's face then... i won't let anything happen to her i am a father then realize the dad's responsibility take the case back, you are a fool" "my house is about to sold where i will take all of you" "we don't have another choice, why don't you understand?" "Let's go jigna, i won't leave my dad" "i will slap on yourface" "who is there?" "Bhagwan!" "If you would be a muslim so messenger if you would be christian then jesus you are hindu that's why krishan." "You came here too." "You done the great stunts, and you must act very well7 you go and meet with tv channel they make ramayan, mahabharat over and over again" "kanhaya came in suit to mess with me our gods are like these." "They all are in naked" "this is your wedding picture." "You are wearing sherwani so from that wedding day you are still wearing sherwani look at this!" "These are my old time pictures" "if i will hold them all day long then i won't have pain in my hands think!" "Actually our latest photos are not updated on facebook yet people likes us so we don't care it we don't have any problem let it be!" "It's enough!" "Mahadev!" "Nor anyone can see me nor anyone can hear me except you i am coming!" "What happen?" "Can you see him?" "He calls himself god!" "I can see him, he can see you." "My name is krishna!" "I am your new neighbour, neighbour!" "To whom kaanji bhai left his house on mortgage he sold this house to me" "here are the papers" "i am sorry forjoke what is this?" "How could he sell my house i was about to pay him, and i have already paid him it's not possible!" "This is my house, relax!" "When you will get your money from god then return me money i will go from here and by the way i left that place when my project is over if you have to leave this house then why did you buy this house" "are you a pimp!" "Don't laid me so down i have a consultancy firm i gave advice to people." "Advice?" "Whoever calls me?" "Solutions for every problem sometimes it takes too long but i must reach there" "like i came here to help kaanji bhai my help?" "I have found out after buying this house that you are in trouble court case, family are gone" "you can stay here in return i will only use your house appliances like tv, fridge and other stuff" "fine but remember one day i will buy this house from you" "i mean i promise!" "He is a nice man, did you say something?" "Thanks for giving me shelter in my own house" "i will sleep on the terrace you can sleep anywhere after all this is your house" "there is light switch back side, switch it off before sleeping" "it's not a powerfailure, you have switced it off i didn't switched off you are drunk." "So?" "His wife is gone, who will live that crazy man?" "I don't even talk to him" "what a bike?" "But who is this man?" "I think he came last night who is playing classical music?" "I have heard that new tenant came to live in his house he is very handsome i don't look like handsome to you" "what is this?" "I was awakening the birds." "What?" "I was doing practice it's a good thing in morning don't do it in my house" "it's your house play whateveryou want good morning!" "What happen?" "Not me!" "Some lady came in your house" "i have brought the breakfast i thought your wife is gone so..." "i don't need it i will have bread and butter where is butter?" "I have got it all" "that was half kilogram, you have got it all it's my favourite thing that's why i have got it all tell me one thing why butter is so salty here?" "You came alone?" "Where is your wife?" "I have... sixteen thousand, what?" "She lives in solapur what did you heard?" "Sixteen thousand!" "Not sixteen thousand she lives in solapur he can't handle a single wife how would i handle sixteen thousand wives you may leave!" "He is a fraud." "He calls himself god" "if you will eat alot then you will be sick nothing happens to me" "i am standing underyour house" "i don't want to be a news item foryou and never call me again just one interview since he filed a case against god" "since he is all alone you will have to walk alone in that way" "now we will have to see that how far my friend can go..." "155 letters and few phone calls" "their claims are stuck for act of god from last many years and they all want... that you should also fight their case" "my son and his wife died in that incident" "he is my grandson if i will get insurance money for his cancer" "then it be will betterfor me he is aslam bhai he is very scared he lost everything in last tsunami he lost everything in water what he saved for his sister's wedding" "so you also file the case i will be disowned from my family" "if i will go against maulvi or my religion look!" "You are not going against anyone who taught you about religion you arejust asking them a question that why allah has done with you" "when you don't have shelter then maulvi will give you shelter in his house" "religion made for humans but humans doesn't made for religions" "rather he made human helpless or a terrorist." "Whateverthe court's verdict will be every generation should have vision like you" "you are chanting these mantras please explain us the meaning yourfees is 500." "We will give you yourfee explain us one mantra and take five rupees let's go!" "They have also watch kaanji's interview." "One day somebody put the stone in the middle of field and second day few people put garlands on that stone now people made that place into hanuman's temple it's the only field of this area, if we won't play here then where" "we will go." "We will talk to kaanji bhai" "that person can ruin anyone i will remove this temple from here" "i have to eat in toilets." "Eat it forfew more days you will have to live hungry forever i have got such a huge field on rent now nobody comes here what i can see few people" "if they will listen to kaanji then people will lost their faith from us people shouldn't stop to visit the temple nothing will happen like that." "In this country people goes to temples more than schools" "high court has accept 455 cases now we will see that how kaanji will debate on these cases" "what is the acre of temple place" "22 acres which has 30 small temples" "it means you have made the shopping mall of bhagwan" "and there are 142 priest in all these temples outside of yourtemple" "do you know how many beggars are?" "What?" "Beggars!" "You rememberthe counting of sculptures and priest but do you remember how many beggars sat outside of yourtemple those beggars are sitting outside his temple none of them are allowed to enterthe temple howeverthe weather is but they are not allowed to enterthe temple" "don't say no... yourtemple's priest told me that he also told me that... if you want to win this case then come every monday then i asked him where do i come?" "So he told me that come in shiv jee's temple and bring a mug of milk then watch, i said fine i will do it and i reached on monday along with mug of milk there was a huge line" "everyone was standing with a mug of milk i thought there must be someone who is drinking the milk otherwise they all are not fools who are carrying a mug of milk when my turns came i went inside nobody was inside who would drink the milk" "there was a black stone on centre that's called shivling yes!" "Shivling was placed there and that stone was full of milk and right next from that stone milk was passing from that line i thought somebody must be standing outside but i didn't found anyone outside entire milk was going in gutter" "and there was a beggar standing nearthat gutter he must be hungry from 5 days he was trembling with hunger" "he might have to drink that milk how to get it from gutter so i gave my mug of milk to that beggar" "and do you know what did he said after having that milk god bless you!" "Then every person who came to temple instead of putting that milk on stone if he will feed to some poor person then it will be greatestjob" "instead of putting flowes on tomb if you will give clothes to some naked beggar then allah will be very happy" "and it's betterto light the candles in front ofjesus light those candles to some poor's slum then he will never have darkness in his house" "you don't believe in god i am god then i am amitabh bachchan" "milk, flowers, candles all these thing are related to religion" "you will not understand the meaning of these things because you are a pervert" "so please stop all those dramas with the name of traditions do you know how much oil has been wasted what people put on hanuman" "people paste the coins on sculpture what hanuman will do with the coins?" "Kaanji bhai is absolutely right." "Saain baba spent his entire life for poor people until he was alive he was wandering forthe single drop of oil and today after his death" "tell me one thing!" "Whoevertruly pray to god he have the blessing of god" "then tell me... why bus fell down from the mountains when people goes to visit amarnath" "they were going to pray the god" "then god directly called them up and tell me any single car who met an accident and it doesn't have god's photo" "it's not a debate of good or bad this is court and we need proof and we have proof your signatures on insurance papers that's why legally you have no right to demand money from insurance company and as long my question is... we don't accept insurance companies" "if they have written that judge has brought earthquake then judge will pay the money same as that writing god's name in policy god is not responsible to pay the money" "if you want that god shall return your money then prove it that god is behind this earthquake he did it." "In writing!" "Do you have in written?" "We don't take decisions on debates howeveryour arguments are valid forthe citizens," "but if you can't prove them, then they don't worth it" "do you have any proof... this court gives you the last chance for one month" "in next hearing if you won't bring the proof" "there is only meaning of all discussions that my shop is collapsed from earthquake by god" "and along with me whoever got loss cause of god god will also pay the money to all of them... what are you doing?" "Let him speak!" "If it will be prove that god exists then we will be save to pay the money" "now you want to put the blame on us you can't blame the god for your scheme because only we have the copyright to god" "till today ljust heard that people 7respects the god" "today i have also heard that god have the copyrights" "they have made the brand of god today i believe that god doesn't exists" "he can't be because if he would exists then he would have picked up the frauds like you" "i have proved what i had to" "are you alright?" "Call the ambulance" "you can't go inside he is my husband, i have to meet him" "is he alright?" "Now only god can save him" "where am i?" "Now don't ask these questions" "you are in i.c.u." "Yourfamily are outside nobody is allowed to enter" "how did you come?" "I have come to awake you" "it's time foryou to awake" "you have cursed the god and where is the heart?" "On your left side that's why god has paralised your left side" "i am not saying that all media are spreading this rumour" "if you want... i can treat you" "are you a doctor?" "I am all in one if you want i can show you a miracle" "now do you believe?" "I have come in that look what you always watch on tv, in calendar" "i am standing in that look but kaanji bhai i am not like that" "please forgive me!" "Like a prayer is incomplete without god same as that god... is also incomplete like a true prayer" "why you didn't show me this miracle earlier that's the problem," "i am krishna that's why i make miracles i do miracles" "i am not krishna forthat it means you exists" "god exists and god is not my father" "but he is my father i am everyone's friend but nobody thinks that i am his friend people made you a big person" "but i am not like that what people think about me i also have common sense" "i am not interested flowers, candles ljust want that they distribute these things in poor people" "if i like something then that's love" "so i don't believe in you i am a pervert" "so why you appear in front of me" "what are you looking at?" "It happened what you wanted" "what are you looking at?" "I have told you that i am everywhere i am raining in some fields i am making nest with birds" "i am also having lunch with ants" "are you alright?" "Yes!" "Who you wanted to introduce me?" "Nobody!" "What are you doing?" "Don't wear it in your neck"