" I love you." " Franny-Wanny, wake up!" "♪ Wake up, wake up sunshine ♪" "♪ Open up your eyes and smile ♪" "♪ Wake up, wake up, sunshine ♪" "♪ The day is waiting ♪" "♪ So open up your eyes ♪" "♪ Wake up, wake up, sunshine ♪" "♪ Open up your eyes and smile ♪" "♪ Wake up, wake up, sunshine ♪" "♪ The day is waiting ♪" "♪ So open up your eyes ♪" " My mama named me Francine Eloise after my great-grandma, Elise Francine." "Mama always described great-grandma Eloise, who passed before I was born, as a vibrant woman who was healthy as a horse and weighed about the same too." "I sometimes wonder if mama would have preferred to be a big girl like her instead of being sick and needing my help all the time." "I think of what it must have been like being big in those days." "No air conditioning, all those heavy clothes or if people made fun of her." "Or if there was some homespun prairie verse of love yourself the way you are?" "I wonder how she found great-grandpa Herman and if before meeting him she wondered if she'd ever find true love?" "Oh, hi." " Hey." " Good morning, Liza." " Good morning, Franny." " You are?" " Steve, my name's frickin' Steve." " Hey, Steve." " Mmm, wouldn't I know it?" " What's with this cereal, man?" "I mean this shit's gonna make me drop a deuce." " I don't know, ask Franny, she's the Indian in our cupboard." " Well, I try to promote a healthy lifestyle here at home and I feel like only anorexic girls can get away with cereal made of cookies and marshmallows, so any cereal that makes you drop deuces is actually pretty good for you." "Cleans out your system." " I know something that would clean my system out real good." " All right, well you guys have a wonderful day." "And if you need any fresh laundry, there's a load of whites on top of the dryer." " Oh, are you gonna do another load tonight?" " I can." " Do you think that you could wash my red skirt because Steve had an accident spushed all over it and I really wanna wear it tomorrow night." " Oh, yeah." "Yeah, I'll get the special detergent for special stains." " Okay, thank you, thank you, Franny." " Okay, bye-bye, Liza, bye, Steve." " Hey?" " You got some cereal and juice and vitamins, you are all ready to go." " Orange juice?" " Yup, mom, I don't think it would be the worst idea for you to get some light in here every once in awhile, open up these curtains, maybe the windows." " Yesterday, The Price is Right was on and I had a panic attack and I couldn't breathe." "God, I miss Bob Barker." " Well, I reprogrammed it for you last night so it should be fine today." " Oh, good, all I ask is that the right show comes on at the right time, is that too much?" " No, it's not too much and I told you," "I fixed it, so you're just gonna have to trust me, okay?" "You're shows are gonna come on." " Trust you?" "Trust a girl who thinks she's go marry a movie star?" " I never said anything about a movie star." "You don't listen to me, I just said someone dreamy." " Oh, now where are you gonna meet this dreamy man?" "At the groomer when he brings in his poodle?" " Oh, my gosh, you're so hot." " Oh, ram me, Stan." "Ahh." " Fuck, yeah." " Franny, what the fuck?" "Get out of here!" " Sorry." " Keep going." " It's a good day at the Burger Barn, can I take your order, please?" " Yes, hi, can I please have a" "Bacon Patty Meltdown and a diet Coke?" "And for my friends, can I please have two Cheesy Double Burgers, Fish Fry," "onion rings, and a large fries?" " Would you like a hot apple pie with that, ma'am?" " Yes, yes, John likes pie." " Is that two pies?" " No, no, no, not two pies, just one for John-John." " So two pies total, right?" " No, only one pie." "Not me, just John-John, only one." " All right, just drive around." " Okay, thank you so much." " Oh, hey, again." "Here's your soda." " Thank you, very much, this is a diet Coke, right?" " Diet, yeah." " Okay, very good." " It's 18.23." " Oh, sure." "Here you go." " It's expired." " Oh, would you mind just giving that a try anyway?" " Can't run an expired card." " Okay, no problem." "Let me see if I have some cash." "Oh, we're lucky today." "You can keep the rest as a tip." " Oh, thanks, Franny." " You're welcome, you have a great day, Lenny." "First time I had fast food was a long ways back before mama got sick." "I must've been five or six when she brought it home with her after work one night." "A double cheese burger for each of us." "I remember the first bite." "The texture was so perfect, the firmness of the bun, the creamy, melting cheese, the super well done beef patty." "The dill pickle mixing with the mayo and ketchup." "It felt right." "It felt like love." "I ate my sister's before she even got to the table." " Oh, good heavens," "Lennon just passed gas, you guys." "Whoo!" " Poor little guy." " His farts smell like a morgue, seriously." " Oh, you guys, come on, don't talk bad about him to his face." "He can feel that negativity." " It's Jackson." " Good morning." " Hey." " Hey, good morning to you too, Bunyan." "Is 3:30 good?" " That sounds great." "Yeah, I'll have Bunyan as fresh and clean as a, uh, , as fresh and clean as a dog that's been..." " Okay, well I'll be..." " As fresh and clean as a dog who has been washed and groomed and brushed" "and, maybe, a sweater?" "Okay." "3:30 then?" " Yeah, that's great." "Did I sound like a complete fool?" " I don't know why you don't just tell the man how you feel and ask him out." "What's the worst that could happen?" " Now, Nadine, you're just setting the girl up for disappointment." "I don't think the Mr. Handsomes of the world have a lot of interest in a bunch of dog gals like us." " I'm not a dog gal." "I'm an animal lover." "That's two different things, Barb." "Totally different." " Quit biting' your nails." " I'm anxious." " 'Bout what?" " I'm hungry." " Well, get yourself something to eat." " I can't, I have to wait until Franny gets home to make me something." " Wouldn't hurt for you to make yourself something for yourself every once in a while." " Ma, you're one to talk." " Well, I got a condition." "Hinders my ability to cook." " I could really go for a Salisbury steak right now." "All that gravy dripping all over that meat." " Hey." " Hey." "He's all ready for you." "You know, he's all new." "Not actually a new dog, not a new dog, no, the old dog." " Okay, is it 45 today?" " 45 as usual." " Okay." " He smells good." " That's good." "Here you go." "Come here, buddy." "All right." "Thanks, Franny, you take care." " Did you hear that?" "He said my name after three years, he finally said my name." " That's great news, Franny, but I don't' think that means he's ready to marry you quite yet." " You never know." "Miracles happen." " Well, not trying to be a downer here, just being realistic." " Well, no harm in dreaming, right?" "Nothin' wrong with a fabulous dream?" " Well, if you plan on capturing him, you better get a move on." "Guys like him don't stay single forever, you know?" " It's gotta be organic, it's all about chemistry, energy." "Two people becoming one." " Was this your dream?" "I mean, what, do you think you guys are gonna be here in 20 years, 30 years?" " 'Course we are." "The way I smoke, I gotta work for myself." " We're saving up to buy that lot in the back." "It's gonna be a playground for the dogs." " Okay." " Sweetie, are you unhappy here?" " Oh, no, no, I mean, you guys are so much fun" "and I just love the animals." " Oh, good because we need you, Franny." "With my arthritis and Barb's asthma, you're the only one that can do the perms." "And you've got such a way with those bulldogs." "It is really special." " Yes, it is indeed." " Mmm-hmm." " My, my, my." "Good boy, good boy." " Excuse me, move it on up." " Get down." "Hey, fat ass, fat ass, get down!" "All right, listen up, nobody move." "Nobody hit any of the alarms, do not call anybody with any of your cell phones." "We will all get outta here alive." "Please?" "If you promise not to move, we promise not to hurt you so please don't move." "And may God bless you all, can we please do this?" " Here we go, okay." " You guys know how this works, right?" " You'll be fine, okay." " Get down." "Hey, pretty boy, start putting the cash in the bag, please?" "Hurry up, please!" "Fill her up, fill her up!" " No!" " I'm gonna have to do her, man." " Please, you are not gonna do anyone." " She memorized my face!" " Because you thought the masks looked dorky, idiot!" " Get up, get up!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Come on!" " Rick, are you okay?" "♪ Fatty Franny, two by four ♪" "♪ Can't get through the bathroom door ♪" " If you want a body like this, you need to stop eating all those Twinkies, you fat ass." "♪ Fatty Franny, two by four ♪" "♪ Can't fit through the bathroom door ♪" " No more pie for you, Franny Peterson." "♪ Fatty Franny, two by four ♪" "♪ Can't get through the bathroom door ♪" "♪ Fatty Franny, two by four ♪" " Franny-Wanny, wake up!" "♪ Fatty Franny, two by four" "♪ Can't fit through the bathroom door ♪" " Just do it, or don't, but make up your mind." " Oh, Jesus, God, Lord, Christ, help us, you're shot, you're shot!" " Where's your car?" "Where's your fucking car?" " Excuse me, miss?" " Yes?" " I'm sorry, I never got your name." " My name's Franny." " Yes, well, Franny, my friend here is very hurt and I'm worried that he's not gonna make it if you don't get him to a doctor." " No!" "No fucking doctors." "No doctors, no fucking hospitals, no jail, you promised me." " I promised, I promised you, Rick, no hospitals, no jail." "Excuse me, Franny, I'm gonna have to ask you a very important favor." " What do you want?" " I need you to make sure that this man does not die." "He is a good man, Franny..." " I'll do whatever you want, just please don't hurt me." " All right, can you swear to God and Jesus, the Father, Son, the Holy Ghost, all that stuff?" " I swear on everything, I'll pinky promise too." "I'll do whatever you need me to do." " Let God be our witness, let God be our witness, you have taken a solemn oath to save this man, Rick, from death and prison." "Thank you, Franny, thank you." " Oh, you're flirting now, Karl?" "Are you flirting and I'm dying and you're flirting?" " Whatever it takes." " I thought he was nice." " Oh, and Franny, one more thing, they're gonna be looking for this car so if you wouldn't mind just find a different car?" "You can use some of the money in that bag there." " Oh, okay, bye-bye." " All right, bye-bye." " I have keys to somewhere that we can go." "A place that my client owns." " What do you do?" " I'm a dog girl." " Dogs, what do you mean?" " I watch dogs." "I feed them, I wash them." " Oh, fuck!" " What?" " No dogs!" " Are you..." " I hate dogs!" " I don't know where else we could go." " That's what you smell like." "I knew you smelled like something." "You smell like dogs." " Sorry." "Just one second, oh, hi, babies." "Hi, babies, oh, I'll be right there." "Yes, I will." "Inside, inside..." " You said no dogs, you promised." " It's okay," "I'll protect you, come on." "Go, go, go, go, go." "Okay, all right, come on, come on." "I gotcha, I gotcha, I gotcha." "It's fine, it's fine, they're all gone." "I need you on the kitchen table, okay?" "Right there, yeah." " Don't touch it." " In biology class once, we had to dissect a frog." "People assume two things about me and strangely, they're totally opposites." "They either think I'm big and indestructible or fragile and sad about my weight." "I'm kind of a mix." "The idea of speaking in public terrifies me." "I don't want that kind of attention or being check out girl, dealing with all numbers and buttons or customers." "Now that is scary." "But snakes or spiders or blood?" "Bring 'em on." "Even though I'm an animal lover," "I found it in myself to dissect that frog while my partner, a boy, nearly passed out." "That sort of stuff doesn't bug me, in fact, if I can help someone bandage a sprained knee or help with the blood drive," "I can be that person." "It makes me useful and beautiful." " How do you guys know that she was taken hostage?" "I mean, it costs a lot of money to feed her." " Does your sister have a history of narcotics abuse:" "pot, meth, opiates, anything like that?" " No, she does not." "But I do not have them anymore." "No, you know, I was gonna ask you, are those uniforms new?" " Oh, well, we've actually had the same ones since 1952." " Shut up." "God, I love a man wearing vintage." "You're hot." " Well, we'll keep you posted on any developments with Franny." " You have a nice night." " You have a nice night." "Keep the streets safe." " Liza?" " Ma?" " Liza?" " Ma?" "Ma?" "Ma?" "Franny's not coming home tonight." " Hey, is Franny here?" " Did you just ask for Franny?" " I heard it." " Well, yeah, Bunyan seems to be a big fan of Franny." " Oh, he loves her, loves!" " Nadine is right, Bunyan loves Franny." "Loves her." " Okay, well, tell Franny that Bunyan stopped by and I'll bring him back in tomorrow." " Okay, we'll make sure she gets the message." "Okay, will do." "Sure shooting', yes, sir." " Loves her." " Nadine, Nadine, get that girl on the phone and tell her to get her butt over here pronto." " Chief of Police, Roger Thames, says the thieves were, "Two of the luckiest bank robbers" ""in history," as seconds before they walked into the bank an electrical surge caused by construction of the new Home Depot next door scrambled the video images on the bank's security cameras for 20 minutes giving these two dangerous" "criminals a break they couldn't even have dreamed up" "So please, look carefully at the sketches and photo on your screen and call your local police department if you see any of these individuals." " What a lucky break, huh?" "An electrical surge?" "That's lucky." " Fuck luck." "If they know who you are, why aren't they bursting through the door right now?" " I don't live here." "This isn't my house." "I just dog sit here." "I mean, nobody even knows that I know her." " They'll find us eventually." "You gotta get me the fuck outta here." " I will." "I promised." " I am lucky." "Here are you." "You're like my guardian fucking angel." " You sick?" " Mom, what the hell?" " I need my pills." " Ma, you just walked through the kitchen, you can't just get that shit yourself?" " Oh." " Turn over, boy." "I'm gonna get you now, you ready, you ready?" " Hey, wake up." "It's almost time to go." " Hey, listen, I need you to do me a favor." " What?" " I need you to drop me off at the Mexican border." " Oh, we're not gonna go to Mexico." "I have a friend from Saskatchewan, from girl scouts." " No, no, listen." "Mexico's only a few hours away." " I know, but don't you think the police have thought of that?" "Don't you think they're lined up at the border waiting for us?" "If we drive all the way up to Canada, they'll never think that we did something like that, that's crazy." "My mom always said, you have to think like they think, so I'm thinking like they're thinking." "We're just gonna do something else." " All right, fine, fine." "There's too many fuckin' dogs in Mexico anyway." " I bought us a new car for the road trip." "I named her Sweet Yellow." " What do you mean you got a new car?" "With my money?" " Yeah, you're friend told me to." "She was only $3,000." " Where's my money?" "Where's my gun?" " Money's in the trunk, gun's in the glove box." " You didn't call anyone or talk to anyone?" " No." " All right, let's take a look at this car." " Here you go." "That's her right over there." " You spent $3,000 on that piece of shit?" " Yup." " Fuck." " I find her charming." "Mama and I used to watch Hart to Hart reruns when I was a kid." "I loved Mrs. Hart, she was played by" "Stefanie Powers, who in my mind is the ideal woman, always smiling and maintaining that gorgeous hair even in the face of life-threatening situations." "Mr. And Mrs. Hart had what I can only imagine was the perfect marriage." "I like that their detective firm kept them on adventures all the time and I'd imagine them vacationing in places like Switzerland or Egypt, where even there they'd solve some sort of crime of passion." "And that's what it was." "Their adventures kept their passion alive." "My bosom is blossoming like the soft summer wind." "You are the one I have dreamed of, now let me in." "I stand at the doorway, the threshold is near." "Hoping you'll say yes, holding my heart near." "There's a giant world out there, waiting for love." "Open me up, allow me to soar." " Ooh, sorry, man." "We knocked." "Well, we got your television set." "It's brand new." "And, well, this is my son, Rex, he's a cop." "Took a bullet in the ear last year." "Talk about a hero." "Show him your scar, Rex." "All right, quit pickin' your wax and plug in the TV, turn it on, Rex," "let the man have a good time with his television." " Fuck." " Hey?" "Franny didn't come in?" " She was kidnapped." " Nadine!" " No, I didn't mean that." "Dognapped?" " Oh, my God." " Hello." " Hello." " These are for my boyfriend." " That's wonderful." " Well, everything except the dress and the jammies and the coat, of course." "Oh, that is so funny, this looks just like Bunyan." "That's a dog that I wash." " Cute." "Yeah, he's so sweet, he hugs me." "Would you..." " Mmm-hmm." " Thanks." " All right, that will be $397.25." " Oh, I've got that." "My boyfriend gave me the money." "He'd never let me spend my own." "He even wrote me a poem, you know?" "He's that kind of guy." " Can I help the next person?" "Please?" " You are beautiful, you are sexy, you are worthy." " Ma?" "What are we gonna do?" "Who's gonna do our laundry and give me my Pop-Tarts and wash your hair once a week and pay for our home?" " All's I know is that Franny never would have made me make my own TV dinner." "I can't believe Franny abandoned us." " Well, should we put up fliers or something?" " She's a big girl, she'll find her way home." " I don't know how much longer" "I can keep wearing the same clothes." "Ma?" "I'm really starting to smell." " Me too, Liza." "Me too." " Ow!" "What the fuck are you doing?" " You scared the crap out of me!" " What are you doing sleeping on me for?" " Put it down!" " Oh, we gotta get outta here." " Why?" " The fuckin' manager's son's a fuckin' cop, that's why." " He's not a cop, he's got brain damage." "He had a bullet in his head." " He's a cop, I saw him, they came in, he's got a badge." " No, he wears the uniform, his mother can only get it off him once a month to wash it." " Listen, he's gonna tell his cop buddies that he saw you and this fuckin' freak wearing a fuckin' seafoam skirt." "We gotta get the fuck outta here." " All right, if you wanna leave, we'll go." "I'll get you changed and we'll leave." " Jesus Christ!" " I bought myself this dress, by the way." "Do you like it?" " Oh, yeah, you look like a supermodel." " Here are your jeans." " Thank you." "Hey, I'm sorry I yelled, okay?" "We've both been under a lot of stress." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "It's okay, I'm sorry." " So I, when I was packing up our stuff today, your wallet fell down and your poem fell out." "I just, I wanted to tell you it was a really beautiful poem." " What the fuck are you talking about?" " The poem you wrote." "It was beautiful." "You're a really good poet." " I've never written a poem in my life." " Did somebody write a poem for you?" " No one's ever written me a poem." " So where did you get that poem?" " Was it a folded up piece of paper?" " Mmm-hmm." " I found it outside of RadioShack the other day." "I have no idea what it was." " You picked it up off the ground?" " Yeah, I as gonna read it later." "What, you don't pick up pieces of papers off the ground?" " Not if it's not mine." " I always do." "If I see an envelope or a piece of paper," "I pick it up and check it out." "You never know what it might be." "Could be a bank account number to an account in Switzerland or something, you never know." " Well, anyway, it was a really beautiful poem." " Well good, keep it." "Pretend I wrote it for you." " I will." " Liza, Liza?" " Oh, what the fuck?" " I can't sleep." " Then take a sleeping pill." " Honey, my warm milk and cookies?" " You woke me up for some warm milk and cookies?" " Franny always used to bring me warm milk and cookies when I couldn't sleep." " You know what, Franny is not here and the police said that if they don't find her in 24 hours, then she's probably dead." "So you need to figure out how to make your own warm milk and cookies." " Oh, no, she's my little baby." "My little flesh ball." "She never complains, she never cried." "I'm supposed to go before her." " Okay, I'll get your freaking cookies." "But I am not getting you warm milk because you are lactose intolerant and you know it." " Why the fuck are you helping me?" "You after my money?" " No, I'm not interested in your money." " So why are you doing this?" " Because I promised your friend that I would take care of you." "And I always keep my promises." " You should be careful who you make your promises to." " And because I've always wanted to leave town." "And the farthest I've ever been from home is" "Little Rock and I went for yearbook staff conference when I was in 11th grade." " That does suck." "I can see why you wanted to get away." "I always like to be the stranger in town." " I totally get that." "Yesterday, I was at McDonald's and I was talking to the teller and I was," "I was just thinking the whole time," ""For all she knows, I could be a popstar" ""from Sweden," right?" "She doesn't know." " Jackpot!" " Oh, that's mine." " Jeez-Louise, she's only got $2.22?" " I told you, she keeps her money in her bank, that's where they kidnapped her from." "Oh, my God." " Peterson women don't keep money in a bank, we just use he bank to cash our checks." " Duh, I keep my money in my muffin." " Is that why you have all those infections?" "The one thing I told Franny, you never give somebody money, you can keep it yourself for free." " Jackpot." " Well, I'll be damned, that's where that went." " Oh, shoot." " Oh, shit!" " No, put that down..." " Oh, fuckin' shit." " We are not Bonnie and Clyde." "Remember, we are not Bonnie and Clyde, put it down, relax." "It's gonna be fine." "It's fine." "Stay on that side, look out the window," "I will take care of this." "Good evening." "Oh, thank you so much, officer." " You were swerving on the road, little dumpling." " Oh, I know, I'm so sorry." "I'm exhausted, I've been driving all night." " Sir?" " Oh, he's deaf and blind." " Huh, well, he's a real Helen Keller, isn't he?" " He sure is, that's his nickname." " Listen, I'm gonna get me a couple churros up there at Exit 117," "why don't we leave Herman Keller here in he car and go share a nice long chocolate dipped one?" " Oh, my gosh, that sounds wonderful, but actually, he can sense when I'm gone and he throws a fit something awful, so maybe a rain check?" " Maybe next time." " Definitely." "Good night, officer." "Holy crap!" " Holy fuckin' shit!" " Can you believe that?" " No, I can't believe that!" " That was amazing, I did such a good job!" " You did an amazing job." "That was so amazing." "You totally got that cop..." " I got his number." " God, he gave you a number." "The whole blind and deaf thing." "Duh!" " It's a letter for Jackson." " Well, let's open it." "We can always reseal it with some glue." " Isn't that a felony, to open a letter that's not addressed to you?" " We've never been kidnapped by bank robbers, we've never been missing." "Maybe the bank robber told Franny she could write to Jackson, but she couldn't write to us." "Maybe, the letter's supposed to be for us." " I like that." "You are so smart." "Okay." " Careful, careful." " Looks like Bunyan." " Come on, read it." " Okay." "Dear Jackson, you may have seen some stuff on the news 'bout me being kidnapped." "Well, I'm fine, in fact, I'm better than ever." " Oh, I knew she was a survivor." " I'm in Oregon now in a little town called Medford." "I'm driving up Highway 5 and in a few days" "I'll be in Canada." "Please don't tell anyone." "I know it's funny that I'd tell you all of this but in knowing Bunyan, I feel like I really know you and trust you more than anyone in the world." " Oh, so sweet." " Anyway, the real reason I'm writing is to tell you that I had a crazy crush on you for three years and I think you are the most handsome man" "I've ever seen anywhere, including television and print ads." "I'm in love with someone else now, but I regret that I never told you how I felt." "I'm making up for past mistakes now, making up for lost time." "So please know that when you walked into the groomer's every month, it was like someone turned up the sun." "Thank you for all the joy you brought me, love and smoochies," "X-O-X-O-X-O-X-X-O," "Franny." "She's in love." " Thank you, very much." "Right upstairs?" "Thanks." " Pick it up." " It's a passport." " See what I'm saying?" " You never know what you're gonna find." " Yeah." " Loretta Riley." "She looks just like you." " No she doesn't." " She's like 10 years older than me, she's got red hair and hazel eyes." " What are you talking about?" "Look at her face, her cheeks, her chin, this chubster looks just like you." " We'll have to find the manager later, make sure it gets home safely." "Come on." " Oh, God." "I gotta take a shit." " Good 'morrow." "I am here because I would like you to give me all of my money from the place where they keep all of my money." " Do you know your account number?" " I have my official photo identification." "So what you're saying is is that my sister is a suspect?" " What we're saying is the police are considering the possibility that she wasn't a hostage and in the meantime we are monitoring her accounts very closely." " Well, if she were to be killed, then I would get her money?" " It's not that simple." "Essentially, if she doesn't have a will, the money would go to your mother." " That's what I'm here for," "I'm here to get money to pay for my mom's vitamins and medicines and foods." " It doesn't make any difference if you're gonna use the money for medicine for your mother, it's still a federal offense, tampering with an ID, impersonating someone and trying to extract money from their accounts." " I'm not a criminal, okay?" "I am here to do family business..." " Look, look, I know this is a special case and I know your mother and I know she would be crushed if she found out about this, so we're not gonna press charges." "But you're gonna have to leave that license here with us." " What if I don't?" " Then, Mr. Buford will detain you until the police arrive." " And by detain, what is your wording mean?" " He will prevent you from liberating yourself until you are incarcerated." " Fine, Mr. Bank Man!" " Well, how do you know she's not dead?" " Can't tell you that." " If she were dead, would you give me her paycheck?" " Listen, the only way we're gonna give you money is if you get on this side of the counter and work." " Work, I don't have time to work," "I've got a life." " Well, I've got a life too." " Listen, Barb." " Barbara." " Whatever." "But listen, why don't you give me Franny's paycheck," "I'll go up to Mr. Payout and I'll come back here and spend all the money with you." "We'll split it." "That's after, we pay out the commission, of course." " We're not giving you Franny's money, it's hers." "You can wash these pups if you need money." " I'll wash them but I am not going anywhere near any dog anal, nothing." "Oh, my God." " My God, what do you have baloney in your pocket?" " No, I just, haven't had anybody to wash my clothes lately." " Britie, girl, leave all that alone, leave all that alone." "You're a hell of a lot cleaner than she is." " Hello, Miss Loretta Riley." " Hey, there." " Hey, Barbara said that a letter was sent here for me?" " A letter?" "People write letters still?" "That's so old school." " Is Barbara here?" " She and Alf went in the back to let the dogs take a dookie." "I'll look in the office for your letter, what's your name?" " Jackson." " I'm Liza." " I remember the letter now, it was nothing." "But, Alf got really mad at Barbara for phoning you 'cause it was junk mail for your dog or something." " Okay, well can you tell me, is there any news on Franny?" " Franny?" "Oh, no." "The police have nothing and they don't even have the fingerprints of the two guys who took her." " Well, please, tell the ladies that I stopped by." "And I don't have time right now but I'll call soon and get Franny's family address, 'cause she was a really sweet girl." " Yeah." "I'm a really sweet girl too." "You wanna come find out how sweet?" " Are you on drugs?" " No, but do you have any?" " Yeah!" "Ma, we got Franny's credit card!" "Oh, my God, we're rich!" "♪ We are rich" " Who are you talking to?" "What are you doing?" " 1-800, oh ma," "I don't have time for your illness, sit down." "Just sit down." "Ma, shh." "I don't know quite how to tell you this, but" "Franny's alive and well." " So aren't you even a little curious about me?" " Yeah, tell me about your love life." " You don't wanna know about that." " Oh, yeah, I do." "Tell me about all your lovers." "Come on, make me jealous." " There's nothing to tell you." " All right, fine, don't tell me." " Oh, my baby's coming home." " No, no, she's actually, ma, she's not coming home." "Ma?" "No, listen, she's not coming home, she's going to Canada with her share of the bank money and she has left us up shit creek with a pot to paddle in." " You mean a pot to piss in." " Whatever." " It's a day of joy." " It is a day of joy." "'Cause we are rich." " All right." "I was in love once in high school and he was really mean to me" "and I just wish I knew then what I know now." " What do you know now that you didn't know then?" " Um..." "I guess that cruel people in a cruel world don't have to destroy you." " Cruel people in a cruel world will destroy you the first fuckin' chance they get." "I knew that then." "I know that now." " Why didn't she call us?" "Why do we have to go chasin' after her?" " She didn't call us because the police probably have her phone tapped and we have to go after her because she has the money." " All right, all right." " I'm right behind you." "I think I'm gonna go take a shower." "If you want, I can give you a sponge bath or something afterwards." " No, listen, I need you to do me a favor." " What do you need?" " I need you to go to the store and buy hair dye and dye your hair red." " Why, why do you need me to dye my hair?" " The cops are looking for me and Karl and a big girl with blonde hair." " Yeah, but Karl's not even with us anymore, they're not gonna be searching for just two people." " I kind of have a thing for red heads." " Red?" "Really?" "It runs in my family, you know?" "Red hair." "Okay, I'll go to the store." " Also, pick me up a box of caramel popcorn with peanuts." " You want caramel popcorn?" " With peanuts, yeah." " Peanuts?" "Peanuts." "Peanuts, peanuts, peanuts." "Wow, never saw myself with someone dangerous like Rick." "Never thought I was one to fall for the bad boy." "Always thought it would be someone smart and dreamy and a good dancer." "Someone like Jackson." "Well, I guess fate had other plans for me and well, I certainly shouldn't judge Rick." "He's probably sweet when you get down under all that hurt." " Hey, Bill?" "What do you think about lettin' us take that sports car out there?" "Nobody's ridin' in it and I think I can make it real sexy driving it all across America." " That's against our policy, ma'am." " Your policy is lame, Bill." " I'm sorry, ma'am." " Don't call me ma'am, Bill, I am a Miss." " Chill out." " I just don't wanna be driving around in some old person's rental car, ma." "Hey you, why don't we go in the back garage." "I'll drive you manually, you give me a ride for free, we negotiate." " Well, that's against our policy, ma'am but..." " What's up with you and your policy?" " All right, stop, stop, stop!" "This is a losing proposition." "We got a purpose here, we gotta go." " You're really lucky that we stole, that I have a credit card because this would not be good" "for anybody." "You know, you missed out on something good." "I'm very clean." " Thank you, ma'am." " Would it be okay if you gave me Franny's family address?" "I'd like to send her flowers or candy, something." " Didn't you read the letter she mailed to you?" " Her sister, Liza, she told us she gave it to you yesterday." " Can you go check the place out, see if there's any cops?" "But leave your purse." "Could be purse snatchers." "Hey, I'm serious." "Anything were to ever happen to you," "I'd kill myself." " Hey, silly, there aren't any cops inside." "Just a bunch of locals and some good music on the jukebox." " Oh, okay." " Come on." " I'm gonna go to the bathroom." " Want me to help you?" " Mmm-mmm, I got it." " Hi." " Hi." "What's your name?" " Jolene." " Jolene?" "Jolene." "I bet you taste like ice cream." " Where are you from?" " From far away but I'm going even farther." "Wanna come with me?" " Sure." "How come you're so beat up?" " Oh, car wreck, yeah, my BMW, it's totaled." "So now I'm driving my piece of shit cousin's car." "But I'm picking a new one up tomorrow." " When's that?" " Tomorrow." "Hey, listen, it's a little complicated 'cause I'm with my cousin and all." "You mind hiding in the back seat?" "Drive down the road, I'll ditch her and then you and I can drive off into the sunset." " The sun's already set." " Yeah, but not for us." "Meet me out front." "Get on in there." "Cover yourself with that blanket." "Be right back." "Hey." " Hey, where were you?" " Bathroom." " What took you so long?" " I had diarrhea, what the fuck do you care?" "Come on, let's go." " You want that pink stuff?" " I'm glad you pulled over." " Why?" " I think it's time we rewrite your history." "Pick up where that asshole left off in high school." " I guess you're feeling better?" " Yeah, I feel good." " Are you really up for something with your leg and all?" " Yeah, I feel great." "Why don't you go pick out a romantic spot for us?" " I'll get the blanket." " No!" "No, no, I wanna do it the natural way." "In the earth, in the dirt, like Adam and Eve." "But take your purse, we could use it as a pillow." " Okay, oh, okay." " You're gonna have sex with your cousin?" " Shh, shh, she's been trying to do me for days." " That's incest." " I'm trying to dump her so I can be with you, baby." " I want you." " Oh, and I want you." "I want you so bad." "I'm gonna go give my cousin something that's gonna knock her out for a couple hours." "It's harmless." "And then I'm gonna shoot my gun." "That's gonna signal you to jump in the front seat and back up to me." "The keys are in the ignition and when you do that, I'm gonna jump in the car." "I want you to drive off really fast 'cause I wanna get outta here before my cousin wakes up." "All right?" " Okay, but why don't you drive the car?" " Trust me, if I could, I would, but with my injuries, I just can't." " Sweetie, I'm here waiting for you!" " Just a second!" " Do you want my help getting out of the car?" " No, no, no, no, stay there." "I'll be right there!" " Do you got the plan?" " Wait, I have to tell you something." "It's important." " Jolene, Jolene, my sex machine, what is so important?" " I can't drive." " What do you mean you can't drive?" " I don't know how to drive." " You can't drive?" " I'm only 15." " You fuckin' with me?" "You're only 15?" "What the fuck?" "You look 25." " I know." " You go to bars, you drink, you fuck fully grown assholes like me and you don't know how to drive?" "You're 15?" " I'm not a car girl." "I like theater arts." " Get out." " What?" " Get the fuck outta the car." "I want you run into the fuckin' woods and stay there until I'm outta here." "Do you understand me?" "Get the fuck outta the car." " I can't get out." " Shut up." " God." " Get the fuck out." "Get the fuck outta here." " Sweetie, what was that shooting sound?" " Uh..." "I saw a dog, I saw a dog and I got scared!" " Oh, you poor thing, oh, my God, you must have been so scared after those rockbulls." "It's okay, I'm here." "We don't have to do anything." " I got scared and I just saw the dog and I just shot it." " I totally understand." " Go, go, go, we gotta get outta here." " It's okay, you're safe now." "We're gonna go." "I really can't wait for my first time to be with you." "And you're right, we should wait until the moment's perfect." " Did this bird shoot a load or did it shit?" "Why does this look like this?" " Here comes a truck, maybe she's on a truck." "Have you seen this child?" " Where are we, why'd we stop?" " I thought this was the most beautiful thing" "I've ever seen in my entire life." " Why'd we stop?" " It's gorgeous, come on." "Sit up here and look at this." " We're running from the law and you think it was a good idea to stop and look at what?" "Gravel?" " I'm sorry, I didn't think that it was gonna be a problem." "What?" " Can we just get to Canada so I can get on with my life and you can get on with whatever the fuck you do?" " I had hoped that we were gonna stay in Canada together." " Oh, no, no, no, if you go to Canada with me, you're just gonna be a liability." " You know I wouldn't tell anyone about you." " Look..." "Everybody wants a story to tell." "Think about your story." "It's gonna be the most amazing story of your pathetic, fat, fuckin' life." "Get in the car." " Oh, oh, my God!" "It's Franny!" " Calm down, calm down." "Settle down." " Oh, my God, it's Franny!" " Franny?" "Franny!" "Franny?" "Franny?" "What?" " You gotta be quiet." "Oh, my God." " What are you doing?" " This is like "Serentupity."" "Okay, you are sick, you are sick and I am pregnant." "So act sick and I'm gonna act pregnant." " You're not pregnant." " I know..." " You're acting." " I know, we need this money." " Hey." " Excuse me, I need to have a conversation with you." "Would you step into my office, please?" " Mmm-hmm." " What is your name?" " It's Rick but you can call me" "White Lightening." " Okay, White Lightening," "I really like that but I have a conversation to have with you right now." "Number one, you robbed a bank." "Number two, you took Franny hostage..." " All right." " Number three, you freakishly enough, have actually joined forces with her and because of that she has left me and my mother with no money, no food, and I am owed a "rebursement" so you need" "to pay me that cash money now." " You're Franny's sister?" " Guilty." " Oh, my gosh, that's right, you're Franny's sister." "Look at you, I remember you from the news." "You are gorgeous." "You're the size of her arm." " I was on the news?" " Yes." "Absolutely, when I, the minute I saw you," "I instantly put your face in my mental Rolodex of masturbation." " That's so hot." " I know." " Oh, that's, that's not the point." "I have a phone right here and if I push this button it calls the police and they're gonna give you..." " No, no, no, no, honey, we don't need to call the police." " Yes, we do!" " No, we don't!" "No, we don't, we're just talking." " I want that money." " You want that money?" " I want that money." " All right, listen, listen, how 'bout this, how 'bout this, give me a few minutes, so I can break it off with your sister." "Then you come to the room, you show me all your goods," "I'll share my cash." "Even some of Franny's." "Deal?" " You're gonna give me that real bank money?" " Oh, I will give you that bank money and a whole lot more." " Deal." "What I'm gonna do right now, I'm gonna go hide in that car over there, that real hot ride, and I'm gonna wait until you're ready for me to ride you." " Oh, you're dirty." " That I am." "That I am." "Clean up, sex pistol." " Hey." "What's wrong?" "Well, I was thinking that I, we should probably go our separate ways." " Why?" " Because, Franny, it's much too dangerous to be together." "The cops are looking for both of us." "They're looking for a big girl and me and it's just, we're a few miles from the border..." " What about your passport?" " I don't know, I'll figure something out." "But I'm gonna go down a few blocks," "I'm gonna hitchhike across the border and I think you should do the same." " What about me and you?" " Franny..." " What, do you think that I do this for fun?" "Do you think every week it's just a new adventure for me?" "This is the first time anything this dangerous or unsafe has happened in my life and do you know what?" "It has been fucking amazing!" "You have no idea what this means to me." " You should ditch Sweet Yellow, okay?" "I'm gonna give you half the money." "It's a quarter of a million dollars." " I don't want that money." " Just take the fucking money, Franny." " I don't want the money, I don't wanna get a new car, I wanna stay here with you." " You're amazing, you know that?" "You've changed so much." "I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you." "I think we should finish what we started." "I don't want you to be a virgin anymore." " I would love that." " So why don't you do me a favor?" "Go take a shower, freshen up for me and come back" "and I'll be waiting here." " Yeah, okay." " Give me a hit." " Get your carpel tunnel out of my face." " I'm a child of the '70s." "I can handle it." " One puff." " I'm ready to become a woman now." " I'm here to make you a woman." " Do you wanna take your boots off?" " I never take my boots off." " I don't understand what we're waiting for." "Why am I in the driver's seat?" " So I guess this is it then, huh?" "It's time to say goodbye?" "So I'm gonna take my half of the money and I'm gonna go, but..." "If you want me to stay, you can keep all the money and we'll just stay a team." "All you have to do is say the word." "Anything?" "I'll go." "Sometimes I think about all the people who touched my life." "Mom, who made the first impression on me and taught me to be strong in the face of adversity." "My sister taught me that sometimes it's better to be smart than to be skinny." "Nadine and Barbara taught me the value of friendship." "And Mr. Handsome and Bunyan taught me that if you don't say what you want, you won't get it." "What I learned with Rick is that I am capable of love and I need love in return." "I deserve it." " I can't fucking wait anymore." "I can't wait anymore, I'm fucking going in." "Wow, that dick is on salute." "I salute you too, soldier." "You want it?" "'Cause we're rich now." "Looks like you've been waiting for me." "I've been waiting for you too." "Cowboy." "I'm gonna get you." "Why are you so quiet?" "Hello?" "Hello!" " As I head out to start my new life," "I can't help but be incredibly thankful for the people who have taught me how to live, love, and have helped me" "figure out how to be content." "After all, isn't that what we all want?" "Just to be happy?" "I'm on my way." "I'll miss these people as I head into the future, but I've learned and loved and I wouldn't change it for all the money in the world." "♪ Finally time for taking chances ♪" "♪ Everything is clear ♪" "♪ Never wonder where the action is ♪" "♪ Just matters that you're here ♪" "♪ Just walk it off ♪" "♪ Said walk it off ♪" "♪ Walk it off ♪" "♪ Walk it off ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Night is young and we're together ♪" "♪ Don't matter where we've been ♪" "♪ Saddle up and go the distance ♪" "♪ Playing for the win ♪" "♪ Just walk it off ♪" "♪ Said walk it off ♪" "♪ Walk it off ♪" "♪ Walk it off ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪" "♪ Champion ♪"