"The match against school" "Welcome to 2B Blueberry Road and Stian's bedroom this Wednesday morning." "Usually he's about to get up and go to school." "But not today." "Today Stian would rather stay home and play computer games with Obi from next door." "What's needed here, Geir, is a sicknes hoax of some sort." "That's it." "Stian is actually in reality as fit as a fiddle." "Thus it's important to convince his mother that he's sick and must stay home." " It's time to get up, honey." " And here we go." "He opens nicely with a fine sickness whimper." " Hey, your breakfast is ready." " Was that whimper to no avail?" "It's possible that Stians sickness whimper was misunderstood for a morning grunt." "Obi, calling Stian." "Over." "He probably hasn't got good news for Obi yet." " Stian here." "Over." " Mom went straight on." "What about your mother?" "I haven't..." "Mom's coming." "I have to stop." "Over." " Are you coming, Stian?" " I think I'm sick." "This time Stian answers with a clear voice." "And gets his mother's attention." " Now we'll get a close contact encounter." " Let me have a look at you." "Playing sick face to face with his mother, Stian... we're excited to see what expression he'll come up with now." "So... what should we say about that?" "Was it convincing enough?" " No, I don't think she's buying this." " I think I have a fever." "But he raises with a fever." " I'll take your temperature, then." " Stian perhaps over did it." "For mother goes for reinforcements." "This is not a good situation." "Let's look at one of the things that led to this." "He droops the corners of his mouth." "Eyelids look heavy and sick looking." "And then we have the little bit of drool from his mouth." "It's possible that it was the final straw that convinced his mother." "We'll pass the question over to the actor Kristoffer Hivju." "I've seen much better." "This was really, really bad." "With a more intense game the thermometer situation could have been avoided." "If you get out a minute... stand there, I'll show you how it should be done." "You're here." "Mom comes in, and then you just..." "You're gaze wanders, right?" "You're not feeling so good." "Are you okay up there?" " The sound is important." " Now we hear that Mom is on the way, and..." "And the other thing is just to..." " What are you doing?" " You have to finish, Kristoffer!" "We must finish, Kristoffer, because now his mother's coming back.." "Kristoffer Hivju, Mom's on her way back to the bedroom, so..." "There now, his mother's back!" "With weapons in hand." "I feel sick." "What on earth did Stian pull out of the hat?" "An ace up his sleeve called "I feel sick"." "He switches sickness." "But the question remains whether we have a mom who believes him." " I was about to throw up." " We have a boy who doesn't give up." "Then perhaps you can't manage Choco-crunch either?" " Choco..." " What's this about?" "This is apparently a sugar feast containing 5% dye, 25% cocoa, no vitamins or minerals, and up to 70% sugar." "It's a sugar feast that's nearly impossible for 11 year old boys to resist." " No thanks." "I can't manage it." " He resists it!" "He sacrifices Choco-crunch." "He won't be going to school." " Maybe you should stay at home, then." " Yes!" "We've actually scored the goal." " Stian Hermansen has done it!" " Lovely." "You won't be going to school!" "I have to go to work." "Can you manage by yourself?" "Of course he'll manage on his own." "Stian can manage anything today." "Here, Stian delivers an acting performance... worthy of both an Amanda and Oscar." "Obi, it worked." "I said I felt sick, and it worked." "Over." "This is fantastic." "Let the games begin." "The day is yours, Stian." "Hello, Stian, this is Obi's mother." "I overheard your conversation, and I know what you have planned." "So Obi is on his way to school." "And I've talked to your mom." "And as far as I've understood it, the same applies to you." "Over and out...." "There's nothing else to say than what Stian himself says." "This is actually over." "Yes." "And we need to get out." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2015)"