"Previously on "30 Rock"..." "Oh, golly, not that." "Sorry." "I don't shake hands." "I have avian bone syndrome." "Hollow bones." "Tracy Jordan, the Black Crusaders are coming for you." "The top law firm in Cleveland wants me." " For God's sakes, Tracy." "Where are you?" " Starting a new life." "Because of the Black Crusaders?" "That's crazy." " Will you marry me?" " No!" "I took that job." "Where was Kenneth?" "Let's find out." "Cough." "And cough." "And cough." "OK." "Now let's start the examination." " Are you getting enough sleep?" " No." " Drinking water?" " No." " Are you exercising at all?" " No." " You're still working those long hours." " Yes." "I feel great." "My wedding's in a couple of days." "The 18th, right?" "Same as Bianca's." "I guess our friends will just have to choose between us." "My mother's coming up from Florida to attend Bianca's wedding, so it's perfect." "Do you... have any questions about the wedding night?" "You're actually in better shape than last year." "You lost a couple pounds." "Your lab work is good." "And your blood pressure is... 310/280." "We have a winner." "How's the stress eating?" "Under control." " You're still not eating right, huh?" " No, but I am eating a lot." "You sound stressed." "My boyfriend is moving to Cleveland, but I'm gonna go visit him over vacation." "And my boss is super mad at me because I know that he fell asleep on top of his fiancée." "Have I given you my new book?" "It's about having a satisfying love life... for life." " Is that you in these pictures?" " My techniques guarantee male orgasm." "And it's the season finale of my show this week," "That sounds stressful." "Has anybody heard from Tracy at all?" "Grizz?" "Dot Com?" "Anything?" "Well, if he's not back by tomorrow morning, we'll give some of his parts to Josh and cut the rest." "Can I play Barack Obama?" "No." "It's bad enough we have Tracy playing Barack Obama." "I'm trying to get a head count for the end-of-the-year party." "Should I include Tracy and his guests, or do you think he's dead?" "No, he's not dead." "He's just..." "Lemon, could I speak with you a moment?" "I know we are not on good terms, but we do need to work together to bring Tracy back here." "Do you think I'm trying to not find Tracy?" "Lemon, I cannot endure another failure." "Jack, trust me, nobody wants to do the show without Tracy." "We used to do it every week without him." "I'm just saying." " I hope he's OK." " I hope he's taking his medication." "And I hope he took a jacket 'cause it can get real chilly there." "I'm sorry, but I swore I wouldn't tell anyone where Tracy is." "Kenneth, my ex-girlfriend is a member of the Black Crusaders." "I can make all this go away." "My lips are sealed." "Key in pocket." " You are pissing off the wrong guy." " I will cut you open like a tauntaun..." " Tell me where he is..." " You mouth-breathing Appalachian!" "Fine." "I will tell you... right now... that you are never gonna find him." "Mr Jordan!" "Mr Jordan." "I think you have me confused with someone else." "My name is Gordon Tremeshko." "I'm Jesse Parcell, Kenneth's cousin." "Kenneth should have given you the code word." "What?" "That's it." "Such a thrill to meet you." "Hey, thanks for taking me in, Jesse." "I won't be a burden." "Now, make me a smoothie, and let's go clubbing." "Oh, we don't have dancing or liquor here." "But cousin Kenneth sent me all your movies." "At night, I laugh so hard." "It really riles up the wolves." "Yeah." "Oh, I loved "Honky Grandma Be Trippin'."" "That's good." "Check it, check it." "Now you boys sit down so this honky grandma gonna show you how to break-dance!" "Then you went..." "Check it, two times." "It was so funny, I nearly wet my other pair of underpants." " Did you call Tracy's wife?" " Yeah, as far as she knew, he's been shooting a vampire movie in Bucharest since February." "Lemon, I'm getting married in a couple of days, and I don't need any more stress in my life right now." "Jackie-kins." "Colleen..." "I mean, Mom." "Oh, never mind!" "Well, well, well,well,well." "Ha ha, this must be the one." "Huh?" " Phoebe, welcome." " No, no, no." " Welcome, welcome, welcome!" " Mother, Mother." " This is not Phoebe." " No, no." "This is not Phoebe?" "Well, why the hell not?" "I mean, she's perfect." "Character... she's got strength of character." "And I'll tell you something else." "She's got a good, solid baby bucket." "You are a sassy old broad, aren't you?" " Hello." " Mother, this is Phoebe." " Phoebe, this is my mother." " Hello, Mother Donaghy." "I'm Phoebe." "It's such a pleasure to meet you." "I love your little hat." "Oh, my God." "I'll get it." " Hello?" " Rooster, this is the farmer." " Is the egg safe?" " The egg is in the nest." "Good." "But be careful." "The badger and the bear have been asking questions." "I don't know who you're talking about." "You don't have to worry about Tracy, OK?" "He's with his biggest fan." " Hillbilly." " Hayseed." "Was that Kenneth?" "What's going on in New York?" "Did he go to Russell Simmons' birthday party?" "Were there girls there with butts?" "Mr Jordan, you need to forget about New York." "You're not a movie star any more." "You're name's Gordon Tremeshko." "You live in Needmore, Pennsylvania, where we don't go out at night 'cause of the wolves." "Right." "We almost got through the whole season without him going completely bonkers, but now he's just gone." "And if he doesn't get back in time," "I'm gonna have to rewrite the whole show." "I'm sorry, but can we talk about something besides work?" " Whats the weather like there?" " Um... it's actually in the mid-40s." "Oh, really?" "'Cause it's low 40s here." "Really?" "So, what are you doing?" "I'm waiting for the bus." "So I should probably just focus on that, you know." "Oh, OK." "Call me later?" "OK." "Bye." "No, I haven't found him yet." "I have to go to dinner tonight with my mother and Phoebe." "And my mother has requested that you join us." " She likes you." " No way." "She's not asking." "She's telling." "Please." "Try to get her to like Phoebe just a little, OK?" " You owe me." " OK, fine, but I want a lobster." "I want two lobsters... totalling five pounds of lobster meat." "And after that, we can clean the dead birds out the chimney." "That's why we bought these metal rods." "Don't you just love spring?" "Baltimore was amazing." "You know Wacky Willy, that DJ from 102.77" "We totally did it in the prize van." "I'll pretty much do anything to someone thats famous." "What's up?" "What are you looking at?" "I'll tell you what you're looking at." "I'm..." "Gordon Tremeshko." "I always thought it'd be lovely to get married in the spring, just as the petunias start to bloom." "Sorry, Phoebe, what?" "I always wanted to marry in the spring, just as the petunias bloom." "Just when the what?" " Oh, dear, is she hard of hearing?" " No, no, no, no." "I can hear you." "Just wanted to make sure you could hear you." "Right." " I'm off to the loo." " Loo!" "What a good idea." "All right, scout's honour." "What do you think of her?" "She's very well-read." "And she's very stylish, don't you think?" "And, you know, the most important thing is, she makes Jack very happy." "She's like a white geisha." "A white geisha." "Say no more!" "Shark eyes." "Jack, I want you to face facts, all right?" "She is not the right girl for you." "You got it wrong with Bianca." "You remember?" "And now you're getting it wrong with what's-her-name." "Well, you ought to know, Colleen..." "The only marriage in the history of St. Helen's Catholic Church where the priest recommended the divorce." "And it's not "Bee-yan-ka," like Sanka." "It's "Bee-yon-ka," like Willy Won..." "Wonka!" "All you all right?" "Could we order dessert?" " Studio 6-H." " Kenneth, you have to come get me." "Really?" "But what about the Black Crusaders?" "I don't care what they do to me any more." "I'd rather die famous than to live for 100 years like this, carrying plastic bags, sitting on benches, brushing my own teeth." "This is unsuitable." "Mr Jordan, if you're serious, then we've got less than 24 hours." "The show needs you." "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "Dude!" "Jesse!" "Hey, listen, I got to get out of here because..." "You're not going anywhere." "And that phone is for local calls only!" "Hello?" "Did you have a chance to look at those silk samples I brought you?" "No." "Jack, you desperately need new pyjamas." "They do such beautiful things." "It's like wearing your own skin to bed." "That sounds wonderful." "Have you ever thought about a faux finish for that ceiling?" "Careful... my bones." "Are you all right?" "Well, with your condition, ordinarily, wouldn't you just be on top?" "I can't." "I have vertigo." "It's a bloody shame nobody waits for their wedding night any more." "Goto bed, Mother!" "You promised you'd go over my taxes." "Oh, God, this is it." "Here it comes... the big one." "Ride it, Donaghy." "Ride it straight to hell!" "Bollocks." " You still at work, huh?" " Yeah, of course." "Tracy's gone." "I'm still at work." "It's a nightmare." "Is that how far apart my eyes are?" "I look like Admiral Ackbar." "Relax, h"s one of the reasons I like you," "So, I was going to fly out on Saturday, but I've got stuff to take care of, so..." " Oh, you can come." " Now I'm gonna fly out there..." "How are you?" "All right, now." "I'm gonna come out there next Wednesday." "Oh, not till... day?" "What's this thing doing now?" "Yeah, Liz... not working..." "breaking up." " Did you say we're breaking up?" " Yeah." "What?" "Why would you think we were breaking up?" "Who's this?" "It's 3:00 in the morning." "Hello?" " What?" "Oh, my God." " Are you breaking up with me?" " What hospital?" " Wait." "Liz?" "No." "There has to be a misunderstanding." "I'm his fiancée." "I'm sorry, you're not family, and you're not his emergency contact." "Now, his mother can go in if she wants to." "Oh, no." "I'm not going in there." "I go in there, I get bird flu, I don't come out." "Hi, I'm Liz Lemon." "Somebody called me." "Oh, yes, Mr Donaghy designated you as his emergency contact." " What?" " Ladies." "What?" "This?" "No, no." "I was at a costume party earlier this evening." "And the hostess's dog attacked me, so I had to stab it." "Jack's going to be fine." "But he has had a pretty serious cardiac episode." "Also, I suspect he may have scurvy because he keeps asking for lemon." "No." "That's me." "Tell him his mother's here." "And she loves him." "But not in a queer way." "Lemon, is that you?" "Yeah, it's me." "How are you feeling?" "They gave me something." "My mouth tastes like purple." "I saw it, Lemon..." "My whole life passing right before my eyes." "Neil Patterson pitching me the rotating microwave tray." "Me personally coining the phrase "What's the upside?"" "Participating in Hands Across America." "And all the time I've been on this Earth," "I have only one regret." "I should have worked more." "That's what you're taking away from this experience?" "Work is the only thing I'm good at." " Lemon, you and I have that in common." " No, Jack, that's not true." "I've been rolling calls from here, trying to spin this Tracy thing." "No, Jack, forget about Tracy." "You have to relax." "No, no, no." "You've got to get back to work and come up with something with or without Tracy, or we are gonna be screwed." "Maybe this is the drugs talking, but I think I got Nixon to agree to come on the show and say, "Sock it to me."" " Great." " How's the Dow doing?" "You'll like my cousin Jesse." "He's real sweet." "Oh, they got a door." "That's new." "Hello, there, cousin." "What brings you to Parcell Hollow?" "Well, I'm here to pick up Tracy, of course." "Well, that's peculiar." "Why, he just left first thing this morning." " I must have misunderstood him." " Must have." "Sorry you came all this way for nothing." "I'd invite you in, but I got a living room full of dead chimney birds." "We must rest, my chimney bird." "Tonight we're reading my screenplay." "I just timed the show, and without Tracy, we're still 20 minutes short." "Liz, I could do the thing where I walk like RoboCop." "Your move, creep." "That's great." "That's completely topical." "Cerie, would you like to dance in front of the band on TV tonight for 10 minutes?" " What band?" " Our house band." "No thanks." "Floyd called." " How's that going?" " Not great." "We had a web chat last night, and I thought he said he wanted to break up." " That must have freaked you out." " Actually, I was kind of relieved." "Hey, guys, I hear you're looking for someone to dance in front of the band?" "Uh, no." "Oh." "Isn't this exciting, everyone pulling together?" "I think the show's gonna be really good this week." "Oh, I hope Tra is OK." "Oh, Floyd." "Tracy, time for lunch." "I hope you like chicken ne..." "Tracy has escaped." "Thanks for saving me." "I'll have you in New York in time for your traditional pre-show rant." "I think it's gonna be about immigration." "By the hammer of Thor!" "You can't get away from me!" "I'm gonna find you!" "I know what you look like!" "I remember what you look like!" "You're so stupid." "I got to reload." "Damn, I wish I had a vehicle." "Jack, I'm filling out all-new paperwork to make me your emergency contact." "Of course, Phoebe, you should." "It's just so embarrassing." "Mr Donaghy, you want dessert?" "Good God, yes." "Let me ask you a few questions, Jack." "Do you dye your hair?" "No, Mother." "Why would I do that?" " OK." "What's your middle name?" " What?" " Just your middle name." " Francis." "Did you take $20 out of my pocketbook in the summer of 1970?" " No, I did not." " Do you love me?" "Of course I do." "I knew it." "Do you love me?" "I see." "They got pretzels downstairs!" " We're so close and yet so far!" " Come on!" "Hey, do you guys know what's causing the traffic problem?" "Yeah, the Presidents in town, there's a transit strike, it's the Dominican Independence Day parade, a guy in Suspenders is doing chalk paintings on Canal Street." "You know how long it's gonna take for me to get to midtown?" " Without sirens?" "Hours." " Hey, I need you to take me." "Let me explain ambulances to you, sir." "We don't go anywhere unless someone is badly hurt, OK?" " But I'm gonna miss the show." " Mr Jordan." "No, sir, you are not." "Ken, you are my boy!" "Oh, my God, what a terrible mistake accident!" "Could you take 6th Avenue, please?" "If I die, will you take care of my birds?" "I got a lot on my plate right now, Ken." "Oh." "Tweety." "OK, I know this has been a really tough couple of days, but everyone has pulled together, and I am so proud and so pumped, because I honestly think that this might be the best show we have ever done." "I'm back!" " Oh, thank God." "We were so screwed." " Tracy, you're alive." "RoboCop out, Cowboy Hey-Hey back in." "Liz Lemon, I would like to recommend Kenneth the page for NBC Medal of Excellence." "OK, that doesn't exist, but you can write a letter for his file." "I got a lot on my plate." "OK, fine." "Lutz, don't just stand there." "Go eat something." "Wait, I don't know what this is." "Don't worry about it." "Just read the cards and act super-gay." "Take this, Black Crusaders." "It's Cowboy Hey-Hey!" "This is 21." "I'm on it." "Good night!" "That's our show." "Have a great summer, everybody!" "So I'm your emergency contact, huh?" "You're the only person I know who wouldn't hesitate to pull the plug." "So, when are you going to Cleveland?" "I'm not going." "Are you getting married in two days?" "Phoebe is a lovely girl." "But... no." "I'm not getting married." " So what did you think of the show?" " Honestly?" "I no longer think you're doing a terrible job, and I'm very proud of you." "Thanks, Jack." "I'm gonna pull the plug now." "Just let me do it."