"Evening News with Claire Chazal channel TF- 1" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Before we get In other news , I hasten to inform that the results of putting finals this year broke all records :" "86 % of students received their diplomas !" "Stunned , I passed !" "How cool !" "Christian Clavier" "Pierre" " Francois Martin" " Laval" "Kev ADAM" "Francois Morel" "Arnaud Ducret" "Stefi Selma" "Raymond Bouchard" "with the participation Dominique Pinon" "Written by:" "Pierre" " Francois MARTEEN" " LAVAL and Matthias GAVARRI" "Based on the comic " teaching " PICA and ERROKA" "Music:" "DELUXE" "Music:" "Mathieu Gonet producer Roman Roitman" "Against the general growth performance even more incomprehensible gloomy record , which established" "Lyceum " Jules Ferry "" "in one small town ." "Worst Lyceum in France." "I do not understand ..." "Students from normal families ..." "Inexplicably !" "We have tried to help you." "We even called on the assistance of the best teachers." "Expensive !" "And the result is still zero ." "12% passed the exam !" "Students prefer trudge 30 kilometers , but do not go in " Jules Ferry " !" "Minister instructed me to you !" "I have to improve for the year passed the number to 50%, otherwise your Lyceum will be closed , and I'm ..." "I do not know how to be ..." "Exactly ." "But my deputy believes there's a chance to save your school and my chair ." "But last chance ." "This idea ... original." "And not yet tested ?" ".." "No, nowhere ." "And what is the idea that ..." "Our teachers - the best." "Take the worst ." "I do not understand ..." " Worst ." " Excuse me ?" "Worst teachers." "About teachers , I understand, but that's ..." "Best failed will try the worst ." " The worst ?" " Yes, for the worst - the worst ." "This is silly ..." "We must believe !" "Two negatives make an affirmative ." " Yeah, but ..." " Here, you already agree ." "I found the stars !" "Gladys ." "A rare gem !" "Excuse me ?" "We are looking for the station." "How to get there ?" "Okay, back to France , when learned ." "You are not yourself ?" "Kutir ." "The genius of a kind!" " Posture !" "Posture !" " Anything can go." "I can not go !" "He does not hold a posture !" "Eric ." "Very strong, even too much!" "Here , sports good for you !" "Close the trunk !" " Teach others!" " I did not turn off ..." "Albert - champion kicked him everywhere !" "My Portfolio ..." "Teach philosophy - means to understand we do not understand anything and are unable to understand our confusion." "Maurice." "Came to us from Quebec !" "Amina , she is ... she ..." "Napoleon Bonaparte opened pasta in 1796 ..." "Poloshon , my favorite!" "That you failed the exam aptitude 18 times ?" "No, no ..." "Francis Huston , work Ministry of Education." "On the issue of May 68th I have argued" "Napoleon's influence on student demonstrations ." " And to prove ?" " Yes !" "But not to the examiners ." "They are incompetent !" "I give you a license , history teacher ." "50 % of graduates pass the exams, and consider all your requests accepted." "Academician laurels , anticipatory pension , moving to the island ..." "Holiday in Austerlitz ?" "Wonderfully !" "And if you will not leave and learns the press ?" "Nobody will know ." "And all will turn out ." "Lyceum " Jules Ferry " beginning of school year" "MAD teaching" "director Pierre" " Francois Martin" " Laval" "Ladies and gentlemen, introduce you to new colleagues ." "They will be responsible classes for graduation ." "This is a very serious challenge , but I am sure that they will ..." "I expect that all of you will help them." "We are here ..." "ready for anything ." "Okay , get acquainted ." "I'm Eric, gym teacher ." "I hope ..." "Let ?" "My name is Eric, I fizruk ." "You like sports ?" "Sports day and night sport !" "I can turn around ?" "Quiet!" "Hi!" "My name is Gladys , I'm glad to meet you !" "Write down the name on the board." "Well, introduce yourself ." "You !" "My name is Quentin , 'm seventeen." "My name is Quentin , I'm seventeen ." "On!" "You !" " This is it for me?" " I do not know ." "Rainbow ." "No, it's you." " I told you ..." " Go on!" "Yes ?" "Hello, my name Peaches , I'm sixteen ," "I skipped class because of the great performance , I love English !" " Madam , I'm not mistaken !" " It's so long!" "Excuse me, but I am against your methods ." "You're late !" "What's your name ?" " Boulard ." " In English !" "Bulard ." "You got a problem , Boulard ?" " No, sorry , I ..." " In English !" "I said ..." "I say ..." "Forgive me , because I'm ..." "I was singing in the rain , you know ?" "Well, like - like ketchup , mustard ." "Paris Hilton , you know ?" "There ..." "New York City, Chinatown, barbecue sauce ." "Know all there - wow !" "Yes, we can !" "Dolt !" "Do not even think fool around with me !" "Okay, next!" "And how is he?" "Kissing ?" "Was tender ?" "Sorry I'm late , but in flip flops walk up the stairs very difficult." "So, to begin to imagine." "Weirdo ..." "Well, we will spend a year together." "At the first stage we least need to learn each other's names ." " Kutir ?" " Chicken ?" "All read?" "I do not know ..." "Perhaps here a bit ..." "That's it." "That's it." "It is up to you." "Take a sheet of paper." "Write the name on the top left , name , age, group and class last year." "I want to know which one of you here lingered for a second year ." "Of course, now it's different ..." "A director of Monsieur you the way!" "I'm on break." "You can not smoke while students." "I am now ." "Well, how?" " You'll see, everything will work out ." " Yeah ..." "No one , sir director ." "One to three students - it's fine , sir Miguén ." "No, not the student, Seventh Samurai." "As already escaped ?" "Good afternoon." "General Hello!" "Ladies and gentlemen, the world is cruel , and school site ..." "Hey , kids, how was your vacation ?" "Who are you?" "Why are not you in class?" " Early ." " No, it 's too late." "I'm late with the 96-year ." "It is a tradition in our family." "What?" "Yes, this family Boulard , know , a sacred tradition ." "Already in the Middle Ages, my great ..." "in general , the ancestor Gontran de Boulard , late to awaken King Henry ." " What class ?" " Exhaust , as always." " For the second year ?" " No ." "For the third ." "And then - the fourth , God willing ..." "Never give up, go to your dream and one day you 'll be able to ..." "I dream return Madame Perron in first class." "It smelled like strawberries." "I was the best in first class !" "Well, almost ." "I will not forget ." "Diplodocus , life cockatoo Soissons ..." "Napoleon died in exile ..." "In 1789 ." "In 1821 !" "In 1789 there was nothing." "It does not matter ." "Napoleon died , us and spit on him." "No, I do not care!" "You need to fill gaps in knowledge !" "Come on !" "Let go !" "Sick!" "Psycho !" "Are you a pedophile ?" "Monsieur nerds" "Who is the author ?" "Wonderfully ." "I'll give you 35 minutes." "Knock ." "I 'm in no hurry ." "It's yours ." "Forgive him , Service broke." "What kind of alarm?" "Tell me, please , what is your alarm clock?" "Normal - my mother ." "It's always ." "He does not call." "There is a reason - worth perezhat button and it does not ring." "But worst of all mobile phone ." "You put on a vibration you put it on a soft , under the pillow and did not hear ." "Yes, it was!" "Go to the place, but do not run ." "Running - not my style." "End ." "Are you thirsty ?" "Carrot juice , blueberries ?" "No thanks, I'm late , I still need to find a class ." "We are a team just class!" "Hey , teens, I'm your new history teacher , I passed the test !" " Excuse me, but ..." " Sit down , mademoiselle ." " But I'm ..." " But no , sit down , we hurry ." " But I do ...." " No , I sit down !" "Enough already , We 're wasting time , take place." "I program a chatterbox ." "So , my name is Antoine Poloshon ." "Do not forget the SHO , and then get " Monsieur Full" that somehow ashamed." "What's your name ?" "What's that ?" "Take a piece , fold in four, and once again , make a card." " Business card ?" " Square ?" "Portrait or landscape ?" "Someone wants and to attract attention !" "Well, before we get to the program , repeat basis ." "Epoch of Napoleon !" "Napoleon Bonaparte Born in Ajaccio." "The city was hot ..." " Excuse me, you're a long time?" " What does it mean ?" "I am a teacher of German, and you tear my lesson ." "I see ..." "I just noticed ..." "You're too for old student ..." "Well , thank you." " Let me !" "For lesson frisbee !" " Frisbee on the exam ?" "To pass the 50% should all be able to !" "This Monsieur completely insane ." "I dislike coffee machine ." "I am categorically against coffee." "Drank a cup in '93 , he still had not let go !" "Abandon dessert." " Do you have coffee ?" " Yes ." "What is the question ?" " A husband is ?" " No ." "So , the groom is?" "That's it." "Burst into the classroom and began ..." "I once kissed Marselenom Jacare lips." "But he was gone." "Since anyone." " I mean, you never ...." " C language - no." "Do not turn around ." "German teacher ." "Our smart Poloshon !" "I doubt it." "I SPECA as an old hot skillet." "It sometimes without words says more than words ." " It eats your eyes." " At the point!" "Eats me ?" "I doubt it's not her style ." "Yes ?" "Yes ?" "Dear sir fizruk , forgive Boulard , but he was forced to miss your lessons due to problems with the testicles ." "Signature" " Monsieur Boulard ." "Yes , the problem is , but I know cause, and it is on." " Top ?" " Come on !" "All you're free." "Keep your head in the cold." "Yes, you deserve a standing ovation ." "So !" "Good afternoon." "Explain , sports - that's life !" "He is everywhere , for free." "Hey , Britney Spears , baby, listen to me !" " I Nectarine !" " Okay ." "Do not spend on sports clubs !" " Jacques , a tree !" " Louis I , monsieur." "Louis Jacques , Josephine !" "Not the name of climbs , and arms and legs !" "Come skorenko !" "Hey you !" "Come on, a rainbow behind him !" "Boudin, enough already ate !" "Put kebab and go!" " This is not a kebab ." " Yes, even a chicken !" "What happened to your body?" " What?" " As if it 's not yours !" "And you do not sweat pants too tight ?" "Take it easy ." " Below you will not fall , Jacques." " But it hurts ." "Life - it's a pain , and this salt !" " Keep going." "Nadia , climb ." " I'm Juliette ." "Enough of you geeks !" "Think I blockhead ?" "Gathered !" "Shrek , sit down ." "Funny, Jackie Chan ?" "Look narveshsya !" "Did you take off your wig , you scoundrel !" "Good day!" "Hey, wake up !" "On a piece of writing the name, name, address, phone number and so on." "Then give me , as long as we have with you analysis of the text ..." "To get!" "Late." "Sit down." "Yeah ..." "Let's not waste time we are here for the cause ." "Is not it?" "Notebook ." "What is she saying ?" "Does not matter!" "If I passed the exam in that year , would not have seen ..." "The youth ..." "She says " flip tutorial " !" "Tupen ." "" Tupen " - the word not used since the 19th century ." "That's the beauty of ..." "We waited years auditorium and computers , but , you know ..." "Oh, yeah ." "Capitalists build prisons and close schools , spit on teachers." "But it would end badly , because in the finals who will pay ?" "Prisoners ?" "Thing only makes sense when using it." "Record ." "Not very convenient , Monsieur , low chairs ." "No, high !" "This low tables ." "Below the top but above the floor , below ground, above the head." "Everything is relative ." "Write." "I give up , I do not understand ." "At all." "Write, it is important." "He is a complete moron ." "It complicates things ." "I understand only " write" ." "What are you doing ?" "Hanger says !" " I'm not a hanger, monsieur." " Hang on a hanger ." "I have a panic attack." " Not cut in ." " Like me ." "And you squinted and nod head against , if all you know." "Idiots !" "I go to the director." "That's not right , Peaches , we are not scammers ." "They are to blame ." "But the teacher of French sticks ." "The early bird catches serious." "And it is from me baldeet ." "she obaldeet from your evaluations ignoramus ." "Ignoramus - the word consumed in the 610th ." "Boulard , sit down here you do not the Middle Ages." "Head teacher" " Koshmarych ." "No laughing matter !" "eight injuries obtained from ten homes." "How many children do you have ?" "None externae , I am 16 ." "You fat ?" "I slept with Karina , but had passed ." "Nothing, it's chemistry , it is necessary on average two years to conceive ." "So , here are the usual things - herbicide antiscale , liquid soap , and of course ..." "Eggs!" "Everything was going well when suddenly your children opened cupboard." "Are you tired of thinking , that quiet night's sleep ." "However ..." " Eyes sting ." " Monsieur, you can go ?" "You do not have these problems , because you sit all the time , yes." "A flip-flops on the stairs - extremely dangerous !" "Goodbye." "I have two tickets to the movies ." "Two ?" "I see , madam, like comfort ." "No, I think we have to get closer ." "Teaching - it teamwork, right?" "Yes, of course , of course!" "You are a good boy !" "I really need substitution on Friday." "Bazaar will bioproducts only once a month !" "That is , I take your class ?" "Oh, thank you !" "Thank you!" "Come on picket on Thursday?" "Paul , I am happy , but we in fact mission , no demonstrations." "Oh yes , by the way , I Thursday two pairs in a row." "Operation !" "I do not understand I managed to tuck ..." " Cuckoo !" " Hi ." "Marie today so stupid happened ..." "Dolores , meet Antoine Reblochon , we were in the same class." "Specifically, I wanted to tell you ..." "When I opened the door ..." "Clearly, you are new." "Elite Squad , then ?" "Yes." "I do not think you're old , Marie." "Oh, how kind ." "Want 'll take ?" "We have a bus ." " Wow ." " They are the stars ..." " What a shame ..." " No, thank you, we walk ." "Beware!" "Thanks, you saved me ." " Do not let me go ..." " Yes, let me go!" "He's crazy !" "While ..." "Remember , sports - it's free so we do not need a shopping cart, to play basketball ." "Excuse me, sir, but vile tobacco ." "I need a tall and strong !" "They become our baskets !" "Write about all the newspapers ." "66 % of adolescents at least once tried cannabis , horror!" "Only once ?" "Poor things ." "If you develop a body , you can do wow love and not hurt !" "And who is not involved in sports , life will sit in the corner ..." "Weak thing is mischief ." "Patience now will be covered ." "A Boulard !" "Hello , sir." "Well , yes." "Now I see ." "You're not lying." "Well ..." "Okay ." "Endure ." "Warm up !" "I was wrong ." "Cool stuff ..." "I glide , I like a drop of rain ..." "As at the rink as a skating rink !" "Pulls to the ground, pulled to the ground !" "Better, better ..." "Lead the ball !" "Come on!" "Class !" "Foul actually !" "Why do you stand for?" "Pasuy !" "Come on!" "Clear ?" "This is the basketball!" "Continue!" "Nelly , catch the ball !" "Obelix , put couscous !" "It's not couscous, SpongeBob ." "Hey, take it easy !" "Stews, couscous - spit ." "You can not laugh at the blind." "I'm not blind , sir , no." "Remove the socks !" "Cool exercise , monsieur." "That's right!" "Sorry , my examiners did not like." "Hey, do not crush Britney !" "Yes, cool stuff ..." "Two months later ..." "I will write to the Minister !" "You're all worthless !" "Disgraceful !" "English teacher made my son eat a dictionary!" "Not your turn , madam Vilano ." "Now my ." "M. Blondeau , I Nectarine dad ." "It you clever ..." "But chemistry teacher dropped its portfolio in acid ..." "Bungee jumping from the roof of the Lyceum - it's awful!" "Yes, that too." "But teachers are free to choose teaching methods." "suicide included in the program ?" "Do not be so , no ..." "Sorry." "Need keys from a video ?" "Here they are." "Relax , Monsieur Director ." "Monsieur nerds ..." "Kutir , another 50 minutes before the end of the lesson." "Have you read Pierre Maya ?" "The average student learns only three minutes on the hour ." "Until Monday , eh?" "Yes ?" "Excuse me , excuse me, let me ..." "It is the freedom of choice of methods ?" "Huston , we have a problem ." "You have to come ." "Do not need the drama !" "They are champions and all champions - very complex personality." "Come !" "If Lyceum closed, 300 students will be 40 kilometers from the school !" "See, Huguette , I planted pin ball on the left hand." "Hello?" "Respond, Huston !" "I can not do it !" "What kind of car ?" "This is not a machine, this recorder ." "Exactly ." "Prehistoric ." "Today we put the words in order." "I am a Negro !" "I have the right to vote !" "I'm black, and I will be back !" "Come on." "Wake up , sleepyhead !" "Boulard !" "Amin ..." "Come on ." " I. .." " I" " Ebony ." "I'm here ." "I'm here ." "I" " Ebony , have a voice." "I'm here , I'm looking for ..." "I pass the exam ." "Yes ..." "I'm here , I'm looking for CSE ." "I hope ." "But do not you dare make fun ." " Oh, no ." " No, I do not scoff ." " Never?" " Not true!" "But ... but ..." "What became of crayons ?" "Glued !" " Boulard !" " Yes ?" "Oh, God ..." "Oh , okay , I see, I see , I see ." "All clear." "Okay, let's collect things lesson is over ." "No, the lesson is not over, now a quarter to five ." "They are broken." "478 00:29:09,550 -- 00:29:13,987 No, not broken , the lesson not over a quarter to five ..." " Chatham kaput ." " No, kaput !" "Like I said, watch the skiff !" "Here's the thing ." "Hello?" "Hello?" "I know you , Monsieur Director !" "This is a talking clock !" " It is necessary to continue the lesson!" " Listen !" "My methods are revolutionary , I fought for years for them." "I will not have to someone interfered with my work !" " Reception !" " Reception !" "Welcome." "Reject." "Napoleon expressed ..." "Napoleon stated that ..." "Damn, how do you prevent ..." "Napoleon Zaya ..." "Japan is located in the Asian Pacific and covers an area of ?" "380,000 square kilometers." "Thus, water and soda to give a mixture of lightly carbonated water ." " All logical." " Idiocy ." "What with radiator , Monsieur Miranda ?" "Thermostat is sealed , not warm ." "Strange ." "It looks like a diversion ." "Okay, bring firewood ." "There is no escape ." "She insists not on emotions , and insists on ..." " Feelings !" " Yes, Boudin, right !" "Excellent !" "Excellent , Budin !" "I do not know that with you today , but you fellows ." " The machine did not work?" " Ate 10 euros." "Beast broken." "I 'll fix it ." " No!" "I do not want to drink !" " And I ." "I know one method." " Give in science." " Offer your foot!" "Back !" "How to deal with a German ?" " Go with the flow ." " It's good for the spine." "I burn as smoked sausage on fire." " Well, no ...." " No ..." "Yes." "I almost broke three ribs ." " So what?" " Nothing." "She laughed." " She likes ." " What do you like ?" "She likes you've got the status of the male." "Male - an animal , but not evil , male - an animal !" "Do not misunderstand." "The old man thinks women strongmen like brainless ." " Caught ." " Brainless strongmen ?" "Every time I go the rain , shoes stick ..." "Hey, baby !" "And Antoine , it's you." "I hope you do not plans for the evening ?" "I'll come !" "I'm afraid today will not work because ..." "Fuck off !" "Tronesh - kill ." " Do not be afraid , I am with you ." " Antoine , are you all right?" "Worried , baby." "Tattoo , your bird ..." "She flies away." "Yes, she loves to fly." "Well, shame ..." "Will not pull." "At eight you , okay?" "These masquerade party I somehow ..." "Yes, it's a nightmare ." "Well, all for now." "Yet." " He'll smeared ." " Where?" "He is a complete moron !" "End of the first trimester" " So, we are doing better." " Better ?" "A deputy Monsieur ." "We've got teachers' council ." "You are asked to arrive ." "Now, I'm here." "Continue ." "Lu -lu -lu- become better ?" "The average score in the final classes - three plus." "We avoided the worst , except subject where pupils have not moved one iota." "I 'm at the stage of observation , probe primerivaet ." "What 's going on here ?" "Hinder us to do our job ." "You know, personally I'm having some difficulties with the material." "Oh, come on !" "We all squeezed !" "I know to be careful ." "Zero risk , but ..." " Zero risk ?" " Exactly." "Here ..." "Censorship ." "Censorship ?" "Kids, what time is it ?" "6:12, monsieur." "Is not it time you bainki ?" "But ..." "So, I tell you straight ." "You have a talent , crazy !" "You talents!" "And I will not allow repair obstacles geniuses !" "Thank you." "I am responsible for this lyceum, and I think that everything should be borders !" " It's Lyceum, and not the jungle !" " Jungle ." "By the way , I know a school in Guinea , where the director is very necessary ." "Listen to me, repeat I will not tell you once." "Give teachers " Jules Ferry " carte blanche !" "while the troops crossed the Berezina" "I suddenly came to mind - minus forty , and I do not merznu !" "I did not even took mittens." "Long live the Emperor !" "Today, the lesson we think of exercise , perform , fix all by yourself and silently ." "You have 45 minutes." "Began ." "Well, well , well, well , come !" "Are you sleeping , Are you sleeping , brother Jack?" "Thank you." "Brother Jack?" "Madam, Boulard yanked my tail!" "Lie." "What do you ..." "So it will not disturb you ." "What can I say ?" "You yourself grow hair like that ." " Is it safe?" " Sit quietly ." "hydrochloric acid affects magnesia available chocolate and seafood and then there is a reaction ..." "Nectarine ?" "With hydrogen ." "Nectarine ?" " Is it safe?" " Yes ." "No." "Yes or no?" "Yes, I am sure that no you do not risk ." "Yes ... no ..." "Yes or no?" "Of course, yes, yes, no ..." "I'm sorry, but you are so blast away ..." "What a huge glove ..." "I thought it was seafood, but more like chocolate." "Yes, exactly , it's chocolate , however, it seems, with a slight taste of shit." "I do not eat shit ." "Mess ..." "Average ." "Come on!" "Good for you !" "And you forgot to put the cake ...." "Thank you." "Damn ..." " My foot !" " Breaking the legs , go ahead!" "Is it mine?" "No, you need to take an alien !" "ahead of Beauty decomposition always goes !" "Well, what do you see ?" "I said , your school - sucks." "Here cooler!" "I see there is !" ".." "Ass !" "Ass !" "Bare ass !" "Yes , I saw walk bare ass." "And ?" ".." "Rousseau, nature , philosophy, but you can not touch ." "Can not touch it ..." "Do not bother me , Boulard ." "He is not in the office ." "Can I call the police ?" "He never disappeared ..." " Nightmare ..." " They brought it ." "Do not be so , chief, first months of hard , you are not to blame ." "Give me your hand ." "See Miguén ." "What is this?" "No, no, tomorrow!" "Come back tomorrow !" "We do not have places!" "Hold it!" "Can not go there !" "Lyceum is filled to 120%." " It can not be !" " Maybe ." "It's them." "Students come here 30 kilometers ." "Something happens Miguén ." "Something is happening ." "Okay , go already ." "Hush !" "Yes quiet you !" " Thank you." " Come on ." " Thank you." " We are very pleased ." "Thank you." "Free you , mademoiselle ." "Girls for free." "How cool!" "Not free for all girls ." "Come on ." " When I say ha ha ..." " Madam, it looks!" "Will not be written off ." "Well, well , well, come !" "Carrot juice ..." " Hi ." " Thank you." " Excuse me, sir, you can not ." " Why ?" "Just do not be stupid questions !" "Stomp !" "It was a vision ." "She was sitting on the bench one , no one noticing because the scales blanketed her eyes ." "Involuntarily he shrugged , and when was a little further ..." "There is no place ..." "Difficult to ever be on time ?" "Here's a screwball !" "Screwball ." "This word was scratched in the cave long before Christmas ." "While said " zumazbrod ."" "Boulard ." "Come out of the window." "I'm sorry, could you fuck off ?" "This is my place ." "Thank you." "Hey." "This is Albert !" "For wreath Academician I need a fireplace." " And I'm going to Sedan !" " Want to Sedan ?" "Well , I asked , and they agree !" "Go to picket on Monday?" "Once , Paul." "See cases ears ." "Can autograph for your brother?" "Write dedication , I'll sign ." "Thank you." " You could write on ..." " No, I ..." "You broke it by running in my desk." "Be kind ." "Snapper ." "Thank you attach to the claim for bodily injury ." "I'm kidding !" "Yet." "I do not understand , Maurice, I did as you said , and she hates !" "Strange ." "I pass by, as burnt plywood over Paris ." "Change coach." "Maurice knows that ?" "He knows that knows exactly that he knows nothing at all ." "Going tomorrow to picket ?" "Thank you." "Fuck off !" "This is my lecturer , do not go !" "She needs romance, courtship." "Trust me." "She is waiting for her prince ." "When I go in the woods , feet so swollen ..." "Just galactic blockhead ." "Antoine , come on, everyone looks !" "I hereby noble Antoine Poloshon ," "I invite you to dinner in place " Vesuvius "" "where you will be served besides cocktail for guests mysterious box ... with a surprise inside ." "Come back!" "White ass !" "Marie , I'll catch a horse and come back !" "Do not sit on the bus !" "This type is completely insane ." " What are you waiting ?" " Nothing." " Come on already ." " Yes ." "10 weeks before the final exam , preliminary exam" "Do not crowd , by invitation only !" "They will be there extreme sports !" " There's a maniac !" " How darkly ..." "I even put on a shirt !" "We booked a desk !" "Impossible exam." "Well , things ..." "Five plus ...." "Who works , and he drinks !" " Come on!" " Here's a favorite ." "Give me here because gases ." " Here appetizer ." " I love chips." "Hold on." "Well, how?" "With Marie ?" "Waterloo." "If it is less than sixteen , I am very upset ." "This is normal ." "Three ." " How is it - three ?" " Three ?" "Is it possible to so just say " three "?" "No, no ..." "He said ." "Three percent passed the exam ." "It's ... a little." "Too little." "Just incredible." "Wait for me ." "Three percent !" "This is not stretching it dislocated !" "Redouble our efforts !" "Tomorrow 'll take the gliders !" "Accept the obvious." "We underestimated the complexity of the Lyceum." "Incredible!" "When he was drunk , I understand it !" " Are you sure 3% ?" " Unfortunately, yes ." "Mistakes can not be?" "I almost believed , but I'm sorry, with such teachers ... 3% - it's brilliant !" "Yes , brilliant, but we need to change the plan !" "We must find a solution , otherwise Lyceum closed !" "Whatever you do , Lyceum still closed." " But I do not understand." " Another 2 months." "We will continue ." "And if piknet , go Guinea ride on the cake!" "I will not let you !" "Press finds out about your methods and your boss will fly !" "Type , believe that the worst cope, failed where the best, deserves this ." "He would be fired , you take his place ..." "I did not know ..." "Deputy cheated!" "We are nobodies ." "Worst teaching French ." "We are not called to save the Lyceum, and sink it !" "That asshole !" "I believe zero because of my revolutionary methods ." "I suffer ." "But they - no!" "They are not zero !" "Who said you zeros ?" "On the contrary !" "We do not need to be confused , we know about the plot ." "Do not dramatize !" "For you this year will be the usual disaster , nothing will change !" "Because we will close Lyceum this brute !" "High schools closed throughout , but did you get the statistics." "The school year has not yet ended ." "Steering wheel , power ?" "Let us seriously." "Clearly, you do not give up." "But if you find a good witch , let learns exam questions." "And now I'm sorry, farewell." " Bureaucrat !" " Get out !" "Learns questions ?" "Who do you think we have ?" "Albert, you do not have friends of criminals ?" "Antoine , are you kidding?" "That's not right ." "If you destroy all the scum ..." "Although ..." "The accident ..." "Do not kill." "Need questions." "If you steal them in the ministry, save Lyceum ." "Think about it ." "Jojo ." "Jojo - fryer ." "Last year I bit not enough , and now ..." " What have you got ?" " Two plus." "It was all over before it began ." "If you do not receive a diploma, a lifetime will help his father make rolls ." "This was a test , really hard . 3%." "This interest is all relative ." "How many of us in the final ?" "Nearly a hundred ." "What is 3 % of a hundred ?" "Here's how to think !" "There will be three ." "Rolls ..." "Stronger, Gladys , it is necessary that the police chased !" "Preparedness , Gladys ." "I can not believe !" "So what?" "Remember , Famine , Napoleon said: " No unaddressed force."" "So what?" "And then , in your place , Glad I have a ..." "Class Glad !" "Berrishon , are you there?" "What can I say that ?" "Do not say that we are here!" "We are not here!" "What are you doing ?" "Shut up ." "Oh, Marie !" "You still there?" "Yes, I checked the work , so ..." "What are you doing ?" " I walk !" " Not my voice ." " Almost thy very similar ." " Really?" "I meditate ." "Sometimes you need to ponder ." "This responsibility lies ..." "Yes, that's exactly you uneasy." "All for now." "You do not open ?" "This is not my house!" " Not my house ?" " And this is my house?" "Good for you ." "I just thought , maybe we could ..." "We could what?" "Okay , bye." "Better late than never but sooner the better!" " She wants to remove your pants !" " Kind of." "Remove my pants ..." "Well, you're finished , can continue ?" " Yes ." " You ." "On the pitch." "So that we could ?" "You're covered in blood !" "I knew that you're hurt !" " I'll go shower and everything goes." " We go to the hospital." "Come Monday." "So that we could ?" "Antoine , you 're delusional , you need to see a doctor ." "No, I can not, I'm not alone ..." "Okay, then." "I do not understand ." "Finish their games, call me, okay?" "Okay , all I have to go ." "Say on Monday, we could hospital !" "Come on, Glad , again!" "Give red chalk !" "Give red chalk !" "Give red chalk !" "Give red chalk !" "Fuck the police!" "Damn it !" "Damn it !" "Where are the seven wonders of the world ?" "In Paris , all day." "They organized a protest the ministry because of the red chalk !" "What is this nonsense?" "It is not enough ..." "Hood in Paris?" "Give red chalk !" "The Ministry tiny dick" "Come on!" "Step number two." "Serge , the way is clear ." "Class !" "Wait, Serge !" "Good luck to us ." "Come on !" "Good luck, good luck to you !" "Support the thong !" "Plan of the Ministry !" "Step three !" "Amin !" " Hello , Mademoiselle ." " Hi ." "I'm looking out , I do not know her names , but it seems that she's ..." "How so?" "No one !" " Maybe he's gay?" " He's dead!" "I'll show you I then suggested that it was ..." "Hold it!" "Got it!" "On this street necessarily have to be ..." "They want to steal questions for the exam !" "Steal questions for the exam ?" "Yes, I know , it's crazy !" "Yes , the madness ..." "I even found a check!" "Yes, they bought the mask !" "Steal questions ...." " Or maybe it's for skiing ?" " Stupid." "Excuse me ?" "I do not , no, no ..." "I can not believe the nightmare ." "I wanted to warn you." "I'm sick ." "All right, I 'm calling the police ." "Come on , there 's nobody there." "Step four" " Maurice." " All as agreed ?" " Say " hello" ." "Masks ." "Monsieur ?" "Yes , I will ." "Hey." "Yes ?" "Hey." "Who are you?" "Who do you come from?" "Who am I?" "This is a complex question." "How to know where , if you do not know where ?" "Excuse me ?" "All Boulard , go , 4:00 locked up - it's a lesson !" " Thank you , sir Miguén instructive ." " You bet!" "Stomp !" "Where I had gone mobile?" "Boulard , now open the door!" "Open the door immediately!" "Boulard !" "You accidentally locked the door !" "Sometimes you need to close eyes to see clearly." "Do you understand?" "Try it." "But I'm at work ." "Try 'll thank me yet ." "See, I close my eyes and see, I see thousands of lakes , forest, wolves, bears and a great many Labradors." "What do you have ?" " I see the sea ..." " Sea , yeah, yeah ..." "And my mom." " Really?" "More ?" " More ships." "Gulls , how cool !" " Oh , shrimp !" " Shrimp ?" "Yes, small shrimp runs along the sand ." "Op , ran away." "Nine hours under lock and key" "Jojo - fryer was right." "And how?" "He's a professional ." " Step number six ." " Freeze !" "Here motion detector protection." "Beware!" "A lamp is not ?" "Albert , not now!" "Clearly, slyly ." "Sake !" "Mom ..." "This lamp ." "Sorry." " Step number six ." " Seven !" "Six - motion sensors !" "Yes, but it was a lamp ." "And for me , this stage was important!" "Step number six , breaking the safe!" "Here it is written !" "It can blow up the whole pot ." "And if they see that questions gone, they can not replace ?" "Not be wasted." "Yours?" "And when they see that the safe blew up , questions were not changed ?" " Plug your ears !" " No, no !" "Do not understand ..." "I understood everything , class and it is easier to blow up !" "Bravo , cracks , bravo !" "What a stupid plan !" "Cuckoo , guys !" "Where are you from ?" "This is not according to plan!" "Found a shop , all at 50 cents." "Bought 15 Eiffel Towers !" " A real bargain !" " Excellent !" "And we need to know the code !" "How do I know the six-digit code ?" "Six digits ?" "Ten to the sixth power ?" "This is a million options , too much." "Here are just writing code man , not a machine ." "Make the equation ." "Knowing that 7 is selected in 64 percent of cases ..." "Is an Egyptian ?" "That's it!" "7-3-2-9-8-7 !" "Albert !" "It did not work !" "Count!" "How so?" "This formula Lapunova this logic!" "Bravo !" "Lulu !" "genius Steve Jobs was , I love it!" "The Minister , wife, daughter , Labrador , the inauguration ..." "Whether you are the Ministers of Education , what you would come up with the code ?" "14/03/1879 ." "Albert Einstein !" "09/12/1774 ." "Napoleon measles !" "03/06/1991 ." "" Double Impact " Van Dam !" "No, no, no, no, the date of taking office !" "15-06-2012 ." "It's his favorite figures ." "This depends whether he is pleased ..." "Albert , come on!" "62 hours under lock and key" "Boulard drive !" "You are on duty, Monsieur Miguén ?" " Boulard killer , he locked me !" " No, you're wrong." "Terrorist!" "Taliban !" "Boulard slacker but did not expel him because same , that you did not open the door!" "I will go to the minister !" "Require exceptions !" "Now what?" "Maybe they prepared performance ?" "Sample ." "Trial ?" "Sample exam, on trial ." "Almost USE." "Can take textbooks, notebooks ." "It's cool ." "This training , type of training ." "But note taken seriously ." "Just in case." "Suddenly some questions will be the same as on the exam ?" "Yes !" "Do we know ..." "Do not pull the time!" "Places!" "Posture !" "Thank Budin ." "Thanks, but I did not give it to you ." "You seized him , although had no right ." "Should not threaten like me , are capable of much ." "You have two hours." "You have two hours." " Time !" " Time !" "What kind of nonsense ?" " Boulard !" " Silence !" "Look !" "Do not misunderstand." "They managed !" "God, I knew it." "What do you know?" "What did ?" "Hey, what's the hurry ?" "Another hour and forty- five!" "I finished , monsieur." " Funny ." " What is funny ?" " Brad ." " But ... hey, Peaches ?" "Why give questions for grade 9 ?" "We 're adults !" "This humiliation !" "No, as it is for the ninth ..." "What the ..." "They're all assholes !" "Why questions for the ninth ?" "Because freaks!" "But cute monsters , class !" "Understand the pun ?" "No." "They even stole the wrong questions ." " Distinguish could not !" " Anyone can make a mistake ." "Silence , please people work here !" "Their own land and can ." "And let the plant !" "I have laid them easily !" "That's not right , Peaches ." "They risked themselves for us." "They need to teach the program , and not put stupid records!" "I pity you , Peaches , calculator instead of a heart !" "This is the exact calculator !" "And I have my calculator , okay?" "What do you spit at all ?" "Judge of all , all teach , you get a diploma !" " Here people work !" " Excuse me, people here say ." "True, I was treated and do not pass the exam ." "I net." "But I am proud to have met these mentally ill ." "Yes, you're right, they did not teach you ." "On the contrary !" "The first time I got up in the morning he and listened to the first lesson." "Yourself!" "First time since the Diplodocus !" "You can understand What prevents us from ..." "Do not work here , it's " Jules Ferry " !" "Much!" "They taught a lesson which is more important than any program !" "Do not lose heart , did not give up , but for whom?" "For whom , Peaches ?" "Us." "For us." "I do not know what it is, glands here and here." "Swollen , but so what ?" "It happens , work , this self-will ." "Give me guess , Poloshon , you also tonsils and you also take sick leave ?" "I hope you are aware of the consequences?" "You can not be a teacher." "I'm not a teacher." "You fibber ." "And splinter large ." "I heard you're a liar and a knave ." "But I thought you were brave." "Even in your defeats have chic." "I did not think you were a coward ." "Quit all two weeks before the exam ." "My Roboshon never would not go away ." "But maybe I'm wrong ..." "Okay, so all is lost !" "You do not pass the exam !" "You can not take a chance and fly !" "in French There is no word "impossible" !" "Consider yourself to anyone - will anyone." "I , too, no ." "We are a team of nobodies ." "But we're a team!" "Guard dies, but does not give up !" "My students , my children, unite our weakness !" "Uniting !" "And you, colleagues ..." "You all - my friends !" "You gave me strength." "Do not leave me !" "Not now!" "From the height of the parallelepiped" "I look at 40 weeks behind us." "Ahead of only two !" "Two to erect in the midst of yard obelisk our victory !" "Here I am looking USE !" "Yes !" "Hand over the exam !" "You pass the exam !" "You pass the exam !" "Where are they?" "And do not forget to flush !" "53622 !" "Exactly!" "Now print the integral." "Use the rule of three ." "And look , make no mistake in the sign ." "Monsieur nerds ..." "Monsieur Kutir , need to talk." "Let's drink some coffee in July." "End of Napoleon's sleep !" "Bandages for the French lesson !" "Hurry !" "Hurry !" "So, I read a poem , and you select the key idea ." "Remove the bandage , when I wear a coat." "Take your helmets !" "Who forgot the helmet ?" "She always gives my sister wants." "I'm sorry!" "Fix your helmet." " Shawarma ?" " Yes, exactly !" "Each one of us becomes stronger and knows himself , colliding with other people." "He drinks ." "I understand everything !" "Punshik !" " Punshik ?" " It is against stupidity !" "Punshik !" "It drugs?" "Nothing illegal ." "Caffeine, ginger, vitamins A , B, C, D , F , and Zhe Ash plus 9 Colombian plants." " Punshik ..." " We all have our secrets." "More bright !" "Tinsel ." "I do not believe your success in one iota." "And you know why ?" "With three for nothing not up to fifty !" "Week ahead , who knows?" "Students are lazy , worst teacher !" "Are not you afraid of insects ?" "In Guinea, mosquitoes the size of a pigeon." "Two Wrongs do not give a plus ?" "Give ." "But minus plus or minus - is a minus." "Whip out." "finals Lyceum Anatole France" "So as you can ..." "Wash 30 degrees, 30 ..." "Do what a cutie ..." " Workaholic ..." " Monsieur ?" "Hey, little lamb !" "Exam started 5 minutes ago." " We did what we could ." " Keep my fingers crossed ." "Three - two in favor of Canada, it's a double for Canada." "Then come Saturday." "Wait, wait , write it down ." "I'm sorry , old man." "0-6-2-3-9-4 ." "So , everything is ready, super!" "We all have surpassed themselves ." "And all thanks to you, Poloshon ." " What was that?" " She kissed ." "And he's still alive ?" "Much alive ." "But what is life ?" "It kind of die and still exist and ..." "Enough, Maurice." "Renounce the old world , Shake off its dust from our feet .... 49 percent." "Only one percent ..." "Ministry of Education" "Are you all right?" "I have all the wonderful, but you ..." "" Jules Ferry " has not passed bar at 50 percent." "What?" "You said they have successfully passed the test ?" "Really?" "Monsieur Director you letter ." "That did not happen with the 86th , great result!" "We still closed." "Your idea was stupid , I could listen to you ?" "My ?" "Yes, yes , your idea !" "Is I thought worst teachers ?" "Yes !" "Officially, it's you!" "I do not crave fame, I've always said that the idea of ?" "yours." "Strange idea , but ..." "Shame on you , Napoleon !" " Where Boulard ?" " How did you ..." "Hey, Boulard !" "Boulard !" "Where Boulard ?" "Boulard !" "All here !" "All here !" "Here , Boulard ." " Good for you , Boulard !" " I ?" "You once again failed the final exam." " I'm sorry." " Bravo , my son!" "This time you do not pass the exam, and wherein came under hot Ministry hand !" "This is me !" ".." "Here is the letter ." "You dismissed as lagging behind !" "That is unsatisfactory less!" "You are excluded from the Lyceum !" "Thanks to you , Boulard , final result of the Lyceum " Jules Ferry "" "fifty percent!" "I do not understand ..." "Fifty percent !" "Wow!" "That's right!" "Boulard !" "Boulard !" "Boulard !" "Hats off ." "Rented ." "It seems that you are to be congratulated ." "By the way, a short haircut you go." "If doing so , as kleishsya to me, would have long since passed ." "It's funny , you become corrected." "Well , I'm waiting for chemistry." "Maybe it comes to physics?" "Do not understand ..." "Through hard work and self-denial" "This team received the highest results on results of examinations in the history of France." "Here is a happy man ." "So , monsieur ?" "Miguén ." "Miguén mode , here I am the director of studies ." "Our Koshmarych !" "How to explain this miracle ?" "At first glance, we should be Seven grateful fantastic ." "But if I had not demanded to expel Monsieur Boulard , nothing would have happened ." "Thank you, Monsieur Miguén ." "As you can see , I am surrounded by crowd of happy students." "What do you say teaching staff ?" "Poloshon - the best of the best!" "Amin's reply to my message !" "What are your plans ?" "Stay for a second year , will be back these teachers will be awesome !" " And you?" " We teach zingy , I swear!" "For these good reasons you are heroes among heroes you're brave among the brave, and therefore" "deserve a special prize ..." "Forty- seven euros ." "Prize." "But most importantly - your translation any lyceum optionally to the sun , or can to the sea, wherever you want." "Thanks, but no , it is unacceptable ." "This, of course , success, but defeat" "I can not accept the award for the defeat , I can not." " Here." " I do not understand ." "He wanted to say that he do not need your check and your contributions ." " Briefly ." " Why ?" "Too many people could not pass ." "Do not forget to order who saved the day" " Boulard ." "Thank you, sir, but we want to stay in " Jules Ferry " ." "We have to go to work ." "I'm sorry, too late ." "Let me introduce my new deputy , Marcel ." "Jacquard ?" "Amina ?" "Marcellin !" "Do not say it was the same guy ..." "They kiss with tongue ." "By the way, where our M. Huston ?" "God, what is ?" "Calmer." "You're weird , Antoine Poloshon ." "Well , you can finally ?" "Sorry, I ..." "The one who taught me a lot ..." "my dad ." "operator Régis Blondeau" "Stop!" "I'm tired of hours of study," "When I wipe my pants" "This year the exam big I do not understand this school ." "Tired of being an outcast , Get prodding from the teacher ," "Can fire me a hundred times , I swear I still exam offered ." "I have to get a diploma , I promised my mother ," "And soon get to college, These bums me bored to death ." "Here I am looking USE !" "I will not hang out in the hammock !" "Get ready ...." "By performance." "I will have a heart attack!" "That's it!"