"Oh, Doctor, what have you remembered now?" "Now, that's a new one, doctor, filming the patients and all." "Not here." "Somewhere else, things proceed." "In America they have been doing it for ages." "To study the patients, you know." "This camera is something else." "Latest technology." "The luxury only private networks can afford." "You can make the picture wider." "Let me see." "Will I be on TV?" "Calm down, Meri, give me some room." "Doctor, will I be on television, too?" "Tinček, sit down." "I hope you didn't film this." "Sure I did. lt reflects his personality." "Do you want me to say something else?" "No, Tinček." "Put your pants on." "Sit." "Tinček, why did you eat your fork at lunch?" "They said I didn't dare." "Yeah, right." "With my appetite, I could eat that camera of yours." "You could die." "So what." "As if I was afraid of it." "Check this out, doctor, a head-long dive from the chair." "That's enough, Tinček." "Will that be on the News?" "Sure." "Three additional five-milligram." "The coloured ones, at least they're not sour." "THE LAST SUPPER" "Nurse, what is this?" "l don't know, Tinček." "You keep asking me that." "The beauty and the beast?" "Or the beast and the beauty?" "No, no..." "What then?" "You don't know, you don't know..." "What's with the focus?" "Damn." "Let me see." "What's this button for?" "Do your paperwork, stop messing around." "I'm a doctor and I can't figure it out." "OK, doctor." "Sharp as a razor." "You're really good with machines, Hugo." "Sometimes I wonder who's crazy here." "I wouldn't dare?" "Hugo, you're technical." "Find the batteries and the rest of the stuff." "Come on." "You'll be the director and I'll be the action." "Right?" "Got the mike?" "Well done." "Hello, can you hear me?" "Hello?" "Hugo, is this thing wireless?" "Watch out, Hugo." "Hugo, is the ghost clear?" "Run, Hugo." "Hugo, is the camera on?" "Behind me you can see the crossroads." "Now, nobody is afraid of crossing it when the green light is on." "Only heroes cross it when the red light is on." "Know any heroes, Hugo?" "You know very well, who is the hero." "Sure you do." "Do you know, who is the hero?" "Kekec, for example." "Or Bojan Križaj because he knew" "Stenmark." "And that guy Humar who climbs them mountains." "People look up to you if you're not afraid to die." "That's why I'm going to cross the road now that the red light is on." "The other side was too far, so I just went to the middle." "Hugo, damn it, turn this thing off." "Are you filming this?" "Watch this." "I'll jump." "I can die, you know." "This can be dangerous, but I don't care." "Count with me." "One, two, three, four, five, six." "The wind blows in the wrong direction, wait a second." "He doesn't have the balls for it." "You have to have balls for that." "He wouldn't dare." "What?" "You jump, if you dare." "Cut the crap." "Jump." "Come on." "Why don't we jump together?" "No problem." "On three, right?" "Count." "One, two, three... ls it cold?" "God damn it." "You chickened out, you prick?" "is it cold?" "Yeah, it's cold." "Then I won't jump." "Bad bladder." "Screw you!" "Let's go, Hugo." "Look, where it's taking him." "Careful, now." "Give me the camera." "Look at her panties, Hugo." "Her butt's going to fall out." "Don't laugh." "What is this?" "Get down, you bastard." "Get down!" "Leave me alone." "What's with the camera?" "Get down!" "Did you hear me, you pig?" "Leave me alone." "You pig!" "Who's the pig?" "You farted, you shit like a chipmunk." "Come out, I'll call the police." "A real hero first rescues a woman and then kisses her." "Like when Kekec rescued Mojca." "Hugo, what do you think,did Kekec and Mojca do it?" "It's not funny, this is serious stuff." "A real man goes to a woman, asks her if she's free and if she wants to, you know..." "You have to say something to warm her up." "What do you want, shorty?" "What's the time?" "What's the time?" "Gee,yours are beautiful." "Mine what?" "Your titties." "You geek." "Hi." "Hi." "Do I know you?" "Not yet. I'm Tinček." "Tinček?" "Yeah." "Did you escape from a kindergarten?" "Tinček." "Tinček." "Tinček is not a hero's name." "Dad was making fun of me." "If I want to be a hero, I should be called Kekec." "K e k e c." "Hugo, if you ever start to talk, don't call me Tinček." "Say Kekec." "Right?" "Kekec." "Now, as for this women business, you have to rescue her or help her and then she respects you." "She has to have problems." "That one has problems but they're mathematical and I only went to school for 4 years." "I'd look like a fool." "I rather not go there." "Watch that guy behind her, Hugo." "Look, what he's doing." "Do you see him?" "The bastard, I'll smack him, so help me God." "She'll be grateful, you'll see." "This one is mine." "Did you see what he was doing?" "Like this, all the time." "You pig." "He was doing like this." "I'm not a pig, I'm Kekec." "You can smell a good broad." "No kidding." "Hugo, follow her." "Hugo, we'll lose her." "What do you want, buddy?" "My name is Kekec." "So what?" "Nothing." "I'll be going then." "Kekec, what are you doing here?" "Nice flat." "Screw the flat, you almost gave me a heart attack." "You're persistent." "How do you want it?" "What do you mean?" "From up front, from behind or a blow job?" "Pork chop?" "Yeah, we could eat. I'm hungry." "Are you kidding me?" "My fridge is empty anyway." "Look at you." "No pork chop, then." "Come here." "What are you looking for?" "Haven't you seen a broad before?" "Mamma mia, what titties." "No mummy stuff, I'm sick of perverts." "I only do it the regular way." "So, how do you want it?" "You haven't seen a broad in ages, right?" "You're not sleeping here." "Pay and get out of here." "What do you want me to pay for?" "You came, right?" "Where?" "You liked it, didn't you?" "Sure." "You didn't?" "No." "Let's see some dough." "Then I'm not a real man." "You are if you pay." "Leave now, come on." "But I don't have any money." "What's this?" "Now you're screwed." "The boss is here." "He'll kill you if you don't pay." "But I will." "Just don't tell him I'm here." "I'll pay you, scout's honour." "Run, he'll kill us." "Quick, Hugo." "Under the bed, come on." "Listen to me, Megi." "I need some cash, it's urgent." "I found this guy, his stuff is fantastic." "No customers today." "I'm sorry." "Don't lie to me, Megi." "Don't fuck with me." "I got you this flat so you can work." "Don't fuck with me." "I'm 100 percent sure you had a man here. I can smell him." "What's this?" "It's sperm, Megi." "You bitch!" "Don't fuck with me." "Where's the money, goddamn it?" "l don't have it." "Where is it?" "Don't give me that shit." "Where did you put it, bitch?" "l really don't have it." "Where did you put it?" "Where?" "l don't have it." "So what is this, then?" "That's all you've got?" "You spent it all on dope and those goddamn slot-machines." "So you've done it for pleasure?" "Are you cheating on me?" "Leave me alone!" "You bitch." "You just wait." "I'll call that dealer to fuck you." "We can pay the guy in kind." "Redžepi!" "Redžepi!" "What?" "Come here." "Come on in." "Look, Redžepi, for 10 g you can do what you like with her." "Beat her up?" "Beat her up?" "OK, give me 15 and you can beat her up." "OK." "I'm disappointed in you, Megi." "You promised to make money so we can go to Amsterdam but you're just sitting around." "Have you been to Amsterdam?" "Sure, my brother works in Germany." "Jesus, Redžepi, what kind of a dealer are you?" "I thought that you were more of a professional." "Right, meet you at Emonska." "Where?" "That restaurant near the nuns." "Megi, you better behave." "What are you looking at?" "l'm not going to beat you, don't worry." "Just a nice blow job." "Come on." "Deeper, deeper, stroke the balls, come on." "Oh, my God." "Yes!" "Much obliged." "See ya." "There you are." "Thanks for not being a bitch and telling on me." "What is this?" "Are you filming this?" "Yes, I do." "Who's he?" "My buddy Hugo from the madhouse." "He's a cameraman like his dad." "All his folks are cameramen." "Come on, Hugo, grab the camera and film." "OK, Hugo." "You've been shooting all this?" "Yes. lt'll be a movie about a hero who rescues his woman." "Are you completely nuts?" "From now on, you're my woman." "You saved me and I'll save you from that monster." "You'll save me?" "You can't even pay for a fuck." "The only thing that would save me is death." "I'm sick of this shit." "We can help, you know." "Suicide is not such a big deal." "You crazy or what?" "Sure, we escaped from the madhouse." "I've tried suicide lots of times." "They said I was auto..." "Whatever." "I'll help you." "Are you kidding?" "Hell, no." "We know thousand of ways of committe suicide." "I do it every day and I'm right as rain, see?" "Right as rain." "You guys are nuts." "But I'm serious." "A few seconds and it's over." "But I can't do it." "Why not?" "Because of granny." "She'd be sad." "I don't give a flying fuck about anyone else." "We can do it so nobody will know." "Really?" "Sure, Hugo and I will bury you and that's it." "You're crazy." "No, it'll work." "She doesn't believe us." "Why do I talk to you at all?" "Stop recording." "Shit. lt's Žare." "Hide." "Under the bed, quick." "Žare?" "Žare, what is this?" "Žare owes me a lot of money." "He's not here and I'm broke." "I don't care." "He sent me to you." "Do I have to kill you or what?" "Please, do." "You insolent whore." "I'll kill you, alright." "Come here, you whore." "Here you go, bitch, drink this up." "Drink this up, bitch!" "Don't worry about it." "He can't even pee right." "Tell her, Hugo, my record is five meters." "OK." "So were you serious about the suicide?" "Oh, that." "Well, you tell your granny that you're going away and then me and Hugo bury you somewhere." "And nobody would know?" "We wouldn't tell." "Just don't tell Žare." "He'd kill you." "Our lips are sealed." "Right, Hugo?" "Let's shake hands on this." "Just one more thing." "Our movie is about me being a hero, we'll have to shoot that." "Are you two crazy?" "Yes, we are." "Just don't tell anybody." "is that clear?" "Sure." "Tell Žare this is a special sexual obsession of yours." "Sexy fashion, right." "This is going to be one hell of a movie." "Shake it." "Come on, Hugo, your hand." "Ladies and gentlemen, we're standing in front of a ropery." "This is the first step of our crusade to rescue my princess." "We chose suicide by rope as it is the most picturesque." "OK, Hugo?" "Let's go in." "A rope, please." "What are you guys up to?" "We're making a movie." "When can I see it?" "Tonight, after the News." "Really?" "After the News?" "Yeah." "That's better." "How can I help you, sir?" "I need a thick rope." "How thick?" "We have hundreds of different types." "A rope that would hold a man." "Oh, for mountaineering." "This one is elastic." "Mountaineering?" "Whatever for?" "Get real." "A rope that would hold a man but not for mountaineering." "To hold a man, but not for mountaineering." "This is it." "Exactly what I need." "Tell me, how long?" "Gee, I don't know, it should go around the neck and then two or three meters more up to the ceiling." "is this a joke?" "I know, candid camera, right?" "It's candid camera." "Candid camera?" "You can see it, moron." "It can't be candid camera." "I don't know what you're up to, just take your rope and get out of here." "If this is candid camera, tell those people at television that I knew it." "Yes." "Hello." "Good afternoon." "A black bag, please." "How many litres?" "What do you mean?" "The size of the bag." "Do you want to put a thing into it in one piece or you'll cut it up first?" "Cut Magdalena up?" "Come on." "But I don't know how many litres she has." "What about you?" "What?" "You asked how many litres Magdalena has." "Who's Magdalena?" "We're going to put her in the bag." "But she's big, so we need a big bag." "What?" "And what's with the camera?" "Him?" "I don't know him." "Come here, we need to see if the hole fits." "Don't." "Well, we have to take some measurements, right?" "No can do, buddy, I'll be a mess." "Too small." "Not comfy at all." "We'll squeeze you in somehow." "Not good." "I need a bigger one." "Claustrophobia, you know." "That should do it." "Look at my hands." "Blisters all over." "What is this game you are playing?" "Gravediggers." "When my daddy died, they also put him in a hole." "Whose are you?" "DalipagiČ's." "We live up there." "A neighbour?" "You better go, your mum will be worried." "Can I lie in the hole, too?" "Won't your mummy be looking for you?" "If I lay like this, I'd meet my daddy." "Go home, kid, your mum must be worried." "Oh no, when postman Lado is with her, she doesn't care." "Mum collects stamps." "Shoot this." "Come here, kid." "What is this?" "A mermaid." "No, it isn't." "lt is, too." "It is not." "A robot?" "No." "You don't know." "Tell me, then." "Tell me." "No, I won't. I won't." "Tell me." "Tell me." "No, no, no." "Tell me." "Tell me." "Phillip, Jacob, fuck off." "What's this?" "It's fuck you and half a Twixx." "You're a mean kid." "You have to try the bag on and see, if it is big enough." "Come on, Magdalena, put it on your head." "Oh, come on." "We should take some measurements." "Now, who's the expert here?" "Kekec..." "Put it on." "I only know who's crazy." "Shit!" "Shit, Megi, is that you?" "I've been looking for you for two hours." "Have you lost it completely?" "You said you would work so we can go to Amsterdam." "What are you doing here?" "Who are the hippies?" "And what's with the bag?" "Are you nuts or what?" "You moron!" "These two are customers." "They have this thing for morbid stuff, the perverts." "But they pay well." "We'll be in Amsterdam really soon." "OK, then." "This stuff turns you on?" "Well, I don't care, I'm all for democracy, I'm a tolerant person, totally liberal, as long as you pay for it." "And because you're filming it, the rates are double." "Understand?" "Come on, Žare." "We have to work." "Yes, work." "Do you know where Amsterdam is?" "Near here?" "What a moron." "You don't have a clue." "A city of total freedom." "You can shoot porns in the street, there's drugs everywhere, prostitution is really developed, whores even have their own union." "And you don't know where it is." "We'll never join Europe like this." "Then you tell me, what is this?" "What, a smuggler?" "No." "Cut the crap, don't you fuck with me." "Get out of here." "And don't make any copies." "You film, you watch." "Understood?" "Tell something for the camera." "Something about you." "It'll be interesting." "What's wrong?" "Give me a break, will you?" "I'd really like to see granny before I die." "OK, we're going to see your granny, then." "Shit, my boots are ruined." "Just look at her." "Cool wheels." "Great." "What the..." "What is this?" "What is it?" "I stopped for her, not for you." "We're with her." "They're with me." "Alright, then." "Why is he filming this?" "Tell him to stop." "That's a really tiny one." "What do you mean?" "Oh, the phone." "Leave it." "Hugo, check out the springs." "Hey, Rajko, stop." "Forget the springs, buddy, get some ice cream." "We don't want it." "Then grab a beer." "Here's some money." "Go." "We're not thirsty." "Thanks for the money, anyway." "What is this?" "Give me back my money." "Get out." "You, too." "Oh, sweetie." "Sweetie my ass." "Can't we settle this as decent human beings?" "Rajko, go." "Get your hands off me." "You started it." "Now this is my valley of peace." "That's my granny's house." "Neat, isn't it?" "Just be careful, granny calls me Mojca." "That's my real name." "Magdalena is just an alias." "What alias?" "For whoring." "I'm about to die, it's no time to be polite." "It's no big deal." "To tell you the truth, I'm also not Kekec." "What, then?" "Promise not to laugh?" "I'm Tinček." "Tinček." "Louder." "Tinček, OK?" "Tinček." "T I N Č E K!" "What are you laughing at, Hugo?" "What kind of a name is that?" "Like that gnome on TV." "Hugo!" "Check this out, they have a mill." "Tinček..." "Granny!" "Granny!" "Look at that, hens." "Let's fly." "How do you operate this thing?" "I like animals." "They accept you for what you are." "Kitty, kitty..." "Us, too." "You're scaring her." "l'm just stroking her." "Well, stop it." "There she is." "Granny." "Granny!" "What are you doing here, Mojca?" "My little Mojca." "I'm so glad to see you." "Where did they come from?" "What are you filming?" "I'm always so ugly on pictures." "Nobody would want to see me." "This is Hugo and this is Tinček." "Friends from the university?" "Yes, my colleagues." "Listen, you do study, don't you?" "You'll finish soon, right?" "Sure." "Finish soon?" "She's been offered a job already." "Really?" "Where?" "Far away." "Amsterdam." "That's why I came to see you." "I'll make a strudel." "I just picked the apples." "Great." "Her strudel is out of this world." "Granny." "You'll catch a cold." "Where are you sitting?" "If you sit at the edge of the table, you'll never get married." "She is not getting married anyway." "What did you say?" "Nothing." "Granny, what is this?" "A kitty washing its snout?" "No, no." "You don't know." "You don't know." "Stop filming this, your soup is getting cold." "Come on." "Hugo, come on." "Good soup." "I'm stuffed." "My belly is about to burst." "Better give it a nice tap, so I can cram some more strudel into it." "Hugo, I'll give birth to a strudel." "Just eat." "You won't taste a strudel like that again." "What do you mean?" "You'll come visit me again, won't you?" "We sure will." "I don't know." "We're going really far." "You're scaring me." "Of course we'll see each other again." "Sure we will, it's just that you never know what the future holds." "I have this hunch we'll never see each other again." "What are you talking about, granny?" "Once you're old, you think about dying." "You're still young, it's different for you." "You're still in great shape." "At my age, you can disappear just like this." "I always think that this very day can be my last." "Look at that picture." "The Last Supper?" "Yes." "Only Jesus helps me." "He knew he was having his last supper." "But for me, every supper is my last." "But then I look at Jesus and I know everything will be alright." "We finish the supper together, I give him a blink and go to bed." "Like this, every day is special." "Listen, where is this Jesus guy from?" "Jerusalem." "Jeruzalem?" "But..." "That's where l'm from." "In Slovenske gorice." "Not that Jerusalem." "Anyway, it's not important, you carry Jesus in the heart." "Tinček." "But you're young, you don't think about death." "But when you're old, each day can be your last." "You know what Jesus told me?" "We have to cherish every day on Earth because it is a gift." "Now I remember who Jesus is." "Eat, so that you'll be nice and fat." "Look at you, Mojca, you're so thin." "Are you ill?" "Jesus is the guy with long hair, and he's getting nailed all the time." "Everyone knows him." "I met him at that fish picnic at Jeruzalem." "I hope you don't think I'm crazy because I talk to Jesus." "Don't worry, Hugo and I are from the madhouse." "Not Mojca's colleagues?" "Eat." "What are you looking at, Hugo?" "Granny." "Such a cute little car." "Look at its springs." "I don't think it works." "It hasn't been used in ages." "No problem." "Hugo is technical, he'll take care of it." "Come here, Hugo, and fix it." "Have you fixed it or not?" "Where did this come from?" "Hugo, eat it." "Hugo, eat." "Hugo, the hand brake." "Hugo!" "Careful, Hugo." "Stop it, you'll break it." "This is for the road." "Great." "Thanks, granny." "Fantastic." "It's like strudel from America." "Did you tell mum and dad that you're leaving?" "No." "You don't care about them." "It's not right." "You know that dad hates me." "He's still your father." "He's hated me from the moment I was born." "I wasn't a boy." "He's not so bad." "He cares about you." "Our neighbour told me that he cried when I was born." "Do what you have to do." "I don't know what happened to him." "He was such a good boy." "Tell them for me." "We're in a hurry." "I'll tell them." "You just take good care of yourself, will you?" "My dad didn't like me either." "Ciao." "My dad didn't like me, either." "That's why he named me Tinček." "is this on?" "Shoot that house." "It's my parents' house." "They're probably watching TV." "Dad is nuts." "He wears his best clothes to watch the News." "He says that they're all dressed up, too." "Where are you going?" "We're visiting them." "No way." "Get back here." "I have to see him." "Tinček!" "Tinček." "Look at him." "Clumsy." "He's watching the News and he's wearing a hat." "He's totally lost it." "You should see all the dwarfs he's got, Hugo." "He spent more time with them then with me." "He wanted a boy." "Let's smash them." "Go, Hugo." "Well done." "Shit, he's coming." "Run." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Magdalena's last sunset." "In a little while she will be saved." "Me and Hugo will save her." "She's a bit sad, so we have to make her laugh." "She can't die sad, right?" "Magdalena, come here, it's nice and warm." "Have some strudel, you can't die hungry." "Even Christ had had a nice meal before he died." "Look at that." "A miracle." "Your granny was a magnate." "Look how much money she was hiding in that mattress." "Thank God, she gave you some or the mice would've eaten it all." "I used to sing a lot." "Whenever I was out in the nature, I sang." "And then, all of a sudden, I couldn't sing anymore." "As if I had a dumpling in my throat." "If you have a lump in your throat, you can't sing anyway." "You should have swallowed it." "Oh, girl, what's wrong with you, why are you so sad and blue?" "What's wrong?" "It's just my luck." "And I don't give a fuck." "Stop filming the moon." "Let it sleep." "You better shoot this joke." "This one will make her laugh, I'm sure." "So, this lady is going down the stairs and holds her little boy by the foot, so his head keeps bumping against the stairs." "Another lady comes by and says, careful, he'll lose his cap and the first lady goes: don't worry, I nailed it to his head." "You don't get it?" "She doesn't get it." "I had a baby, too." "A tiny one." "But he was never born." "When will he be born?" "Never. I had an abortion. I was sorry the very next moment." "I'd love him so much." "But it was too late." "And then you stopped singing?" "I didn't care about anything anymore." "Even dad." "My first thought in the morning is:" "I wish I'd never wake up again and just sleep forever." "My dad hated me, too." "Tinček is not such a bad name, you know." "That's nothing." "He kept telling me, I would never be a real man, that I'm not even human." "That I'm worse than an animal." "I only got F's at school and he said I had no brain." "So I went to the teachers' staff room one day and locked myself in." "Then I ate the key." "And I set the goddamn place on fire, all the papers and grades." "You should have seen them, jumping through the windows, breaking bones..." "And I stood there in the fire," "with all that smoke around, and I laughed." "Then I fainted." "The firemen saved me." "When I came home, I told my dad what I had done." "I said:" "Tell me who's chicken now?" "And dad said, he wished I had died in that fire." "I do understand him, at least a little, because my mum died when I was born." "But then he said something that really hurt me." "He said it would be better, if mum gave birth to a dog, at least a dog would be of some use guarding the house." "Because I was of no use at all." "Oh, Tinček." "Hugo, Hugey..." "Ma..." "Mamma." "Hugo." "You talk." "I was a moron." "I wanted to make Magdalena Laugh and I made myself cry." "Hugo, you're not filming this, are you?" "Hugo." "Turn it off." "Turn it off now!" "Kekec never cries." "What kind of a man would he be, if he cried?" "You're a human being." "It's human to cry." "So you think that I'm a human being?" "Sure you are, Tinček." "I'm a human being." "A great human being." "Tinček is a human being." "Yes." "Human being Tinček cries." "I'm a human being." "Tinček is human!" "Human being Tinček cries!" "Mammamamma..." "Mamamama..." "Great, Hugo." "Hugo, say dad." "Dadda." "Congratulations." "Great, Hugo." "Dadda." "Hugo, say otolangolyngologist." "Olylolyl." "It's otolaryngologist." "That's what I said." "Otolangolyngologist." "Olylolyl..." "Otolaryngologist." "This is it, Hugo." "Everything has to be checked to make sure it works." "The chair, the noose, check." "Let's see if it holds." "OK." "Let's adjust the noose." "Here we go." "Hugo, quick." "Shit." "I can't do it." "Lift him." "A bit more." "Goddamn it, bitch, where have you been?" "You're not to leave the flat today." "And what's with this hanging?" "What do you think you're doing?" "I'll strangle you." "Leave her alone." "What did you say?" "What did you say?" "Who are you, anyway?" "Where are you going?" "Don't you fuck with me." "Who are you?" "What kind of a moron are you?" "What is this?" "Where are you going?" "Stay here." "See, the door is locked." "Now pay." "Stop it." "No." "Pay or I'll hang you." "Where's the money?" "I don't have any." "Don't you fuck with me!" "I'll hang you, I swear." "No, no... I'll strangle you." "Stop it, I deal with the customers." "Oh, you do have money, you just need a bit of encouragement." "Give me the money." "Mamma, dadda." "Olyolyoly..." "What's wrong with you?" "Give me that." "Rudel." "What is this?" "Strudel?" "Give it to me." "Rudel." "See, Megi, I'll multiply the money on vending machines and off we go to Amsterdam." "Now, tell me, who's the ideal woman?" "Mamma. -l thought you'd say dadda." "Ideal woman is a woman who, after the fuck, changes into a six-pack of beer and a couple of your best mates" "to tell them about it." "Get it?" "What?" "You just don't have a clue, do you?" "This is funny." "Hey, Megi, I'll be back at midnight and then we leave." "Get ready." "And watch it." "Understood?" "is it on?" "Good evening." "How can I help you?" "Good evening." "Sleeping pills, please." "Sleeping pills?" "What kind?" "The kind that really works." "They all work." "Stronger ones, then." "To kill a horse." "Kill who?" "l'm just kidding." "My friend wants to sleep and she doesn't want to wake up." "Oh, the night shift, right?" "Yes, she works at night." "Wait a second, I'll check." "Let's do it, I don't want to change my mind." "And Žare..." "Tinček, bring me a glass of water, please." "Just a moment." "What is it?" "l think... I just wanted to tell you that you're a great girl." "Go ahead now." "One other thing... lt is now 100 percent true that we're going steady, right?" "Yes." "OK." "Just one more..." "Tinček, let me die in peace." "One more thing." "So you broke up with Žare?" "Just so it won't bug me." "Yes, Tinček, yes." "Yes." "Yes." "OK." "OK." "I'm going to bed now." "I'm a bit sleepy." "What is it, sweetie?" "Mum spanked me because I didn't want to go to bed." "Naughty mummy." "But it's late, you know." "You better go home, mum will be looking for you." "No, she won't." "Let's sing a song together, what do you say?" "Yes." "First I'll sing and then you'll repeat it." "Alright." "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands." "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands, if you're happy and you know it then your face'll surely show it." "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands." "Now together." "If you're happy and you know it then your face'll surely show it." "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands." "Good. I used to have a tiny baby like that." "Where is he?" "Far away." "But I'll be seeing him really soon." "Go home now, mummy will be worried." "Will you sing me a song tomorrow?" "What about postman Lado?" "He also comes at night now." "But he doesn't play with me because I have to go to bed." "You better go, postman Lado may spank you." "Go, go!" "What a pretty box." "Nice, isn't it?" "There's a beautiful ballerina inside." "Pretty cool, no?" "Yes." "If you close it, it stops." "Go home now." "Bye-bye." "Tinček." "You can read, don't you?" "Sure." "I went to school for four years." "Two years of first grade and two years of second grade." "Four." "Makes sense." "Look, give this one to granny." "And this one is for you." "But read it when I'm buried." "One for granny, the other for us." "Hey, Tinček, come here." "I've got another wish." "Tell me, what is this?" "You don't know?" "It's a panda." "A panda." "A panda?" "Yes, a bear." "But it's kind." "Panda, a bear but a nice one." "Kind bear." "Silly." "Bear." "Kind teddy." "Hugo, help me." "She didn't seem that heavy when she was alive." "The letters." "One for granny, the other for me." "De..." "Dea..." "Dear." "Ga..." "Gae.." "Geeks." "What is this?" "Gra..." "Oh, it says granny." "I thought she called us geeks." "This one's granny's." "This one's for us." "I just want you to know that you're my best friends in the entire world." "No one in the world would do what you did for me." "Thank you." "Yours forever, Mojca." "For the first time in my life I feel I mean something." "She needed help and I helped her the best I could." "She really thought we were human beings." "There's more." "PS..." "That means you should read it quietly." "Tinček, your name is the most beautiful name in the world." "At least for me." "Mojca." "Hugo, we forgot something." "At the end of the movie the hero must kiss his woman." "After all, Magdalena and I are going steady, so we should be together." "Hugo, just bury us both." "That would be a really happy ending." "Ah, here's the feet." "Hugo, film the kiss." "You're so pretty." "Every day..." "We have to cherish every day on Earth." "Yes, granny, Christ said that." "Tablets for a good-night's sleep and general well-being." "On herbal basis." "Exceeding prescribed dosage may induce vomiting." "What the hell did you buy?" "We can get you something else." "I thought you had at least some sense." "What is this?" "We thought..." "What were you thinking?" "I can't just do it again." "What am I supposed to do?" "It's not like you just die and that's it." "What the hell am I supposed to do now?" "I said my goodbye's, everything was great." "And what am I supposed to do now?" "Are you filming this?" "Who are you filming?" "I'm not here." "No." "Megi's gone, shoot the walls." "Ciao, bye." "Megi's gone." "Hello, kid." "This is a very nice box you've got." "Where did you get it?" "My best friend gave it to me." "It's great you have a friend." "I can spend more time with mummy." "What's her name?" "l don't know yet." "You don't know?" "Where does she live?" "Here." "What's your name?" "What's your name?" "Hey, there." "Magda..." "I'm Mojca." "I'm Magdalenca." "And I'm Tinček." "Best name in the world." "Hello, I'm Lado." "We know." "How do you know?" "It gets around." "Oh, here?" "Sure, I'm the nicest postman around." "Magdalenca, look, a camera." "Sing something." "Happy birthday to you, wait till I am through with you." "You'll be whining and screaming, you'll lose more than a tooth." "I taught her that." "Tell mum I'll be late." "I still have a couple of deliveries to make." "OK?" "Yes." "Bye." "Mojca, will you teach me another song?" "Sure, just not right now." "Go now, kid, your mum will be looking for you." "Thank God you didn't die, the kid would lose her best friend." "Now you're joking about it?" "And I would lose my girlfriend." "And Hugo would lose his mum." "Did you mean that thing in the letter?" "That Tinček is the best name in the world?" "It sure is better than Žare." "Žare..." "Give me a break with that camera." "What are you laughing at?" "Are you Žare?" "Of course." "What are you laughing at?" "Shut up!" "Shut up." "Or I'll break your bones." "Shut up!" "Come on, Megi, come here." "Look, change of plan." "Get out of here." "So, change of plan." "I'll be going to Amsterdam alone." "I played cards and lost." "Fucking useless cards." "Anyway, I lost you in the game." "Get away." "That means you now belong to the guy who lent me the money." "Quit eavesdropping, go away." "Nothing will change for you." "Same stuff as before." "The guy's cool, he'll take good care of you." "Get ready, we're going." "Are you completely insane?" "Come on, we're leaving." "l'm not going." "Do you want the guy to think I'm some kind of prick?" "Žare keeps his promises." "You're nuts." "l'm nuts?" "What about you, hanging with these two retards?" "Here's who's nuts." "Pig!" "What?" "Leave her alone." "Who are you?" "Her new boyfriend." "We started going steady yesterday." "Cut the crap." "No, really." "I'm her new guy, you can't sell her." "Good one." "But it's true." "You think I'll just let go of you like that?" "Get real." "Leave her alone." "What do you think you are?" "You'd be better off with a couple of watchdogs, at least they would know how to bark." "You bastard." "Hugo, help." "Stop filming." "Hugo..." "Way to go, Tinček." "Mamma, dadda, olyongolongist, Amdam." "Amsterdam, you moron, Amsterdam." "Amsterdam, moron." "Megi, I love you." "l love you, too." "Don't fuck with me, let me go, please." "This crate looks good on you, Žare." "Make him stop." "What a naughty boy." "Ciao, Žare." "Bye-bye." "What?" "Who is it?" "What a beautiful day." "And we've already done so much." "It's only 9 a.m." "What now?" "I don't have any experience, you know. I never went steady with someone." "Really?" "Well, I also have no experience." "With love, I mean." "We're a perfect match, then." "We could teach each other." "Silly." "He's mine." "Zoom her in, she'll tell us something." "Tell us, how do you feel?" "How do I feel?" "I don't know." "Weird." "As if I died and was born again." "I never thought that nightmare could end." "Magdalena's gone." "There's no more past." "It's true what granny said." "We have to cherish every day." "Magdalena. -lt's Mojca." "Right, Mojca." "You said we shouldn't show this tape to anyone." "Yes." "I want to show it to someone." "Who?" "My dad. I want to show it to my dad." "OK." "Get them." "Leave Hugo alone." "Hugo." "Leave him alone." "Tinček!" "Go away." "The power of camera." "Everything's documented." "Documented?" "It's awful." "This film shows how tightly connected life and death are." "l don't know." "We could even say that vicinity of death can bring someone back to life." "Come in." "Hello." "Excuse me, are Tinček and Hugo in this ward?" "Tinček and Mojca got married, had five children and..." "Hugo." "Every night Jesus has his last supper with Granny." "Magdalenca got a new daddy..." "... postman Lado." "In the chest," "Žare went through a cold turkey." "The doctor and the nurse got married in Venice." "Tinček's dad watched this film and he cried and laughed even harder than you did." "He is with us in this cinema today." "You'll recognise him, as he's visibly touched and has 10 tickets in his pocket." "As a gesture of friendship hold your neighbour's hand." "Admit that you are a tad crazy yourself." "In the cinema, you're never alone." "THE END"