"Shochiku Co." "Ltd." "Produced by Sozosha Inc." "Distributed by Shochiku Inc." "Kaettekita Yopparai Three Resurrected Drunkards" "# I just got up and died" "# I just got up and died" "# I just got up and died" "# And went off to heaven" "# Right up a long stairway" "# A stairway of pretty clouds" "# I climbed all the way up..." "# Just takin' my time" "# And pretty soon..." "# I made it to the top" "# All the way to the gate..." "# That leads to heaven" "# Heaven's a cool place..." "# Come up an see!" "# The way I died..." "# Was while driving drunk" "# I just got up and died" "# I just got up and died" "# I just got up and died" "# And went off to heaven" "# But here in heaven..." "# There's a mean old god" "# He takes the booze away..." "# And won't let me have none" "# This place called heaven is not so easy going." "# Be more serious!" "# Heaven's a cool place..." "# Come up and see!" "# I just keep on drinking..." "# Every day all day..." "# And get awfully lonely..." "# When I see my buddies down there ##" "I didn't want to swim!" " Why is the money still there?" " Who can read a thief's mind?" "This was no thief." "Somebody just borrowed them... and left money for the rent." " Cigarette!" " You've got them!" " Pocket!" " Everything's gone." "Here they won't know." "The price went up yet." "Shinsei Cigarettes, please." "40 yen, right?" "Shinsei is 40 Yen?" "Right, gramps." "It's 40 yen all over Japan." "All over Japan?" "Just a minute." "Hello, Police?" "Strange threesome says Shinsei is 40 Yen." "It must be the ones you're looking for." "They don't know prices." "You're "them"?" " Who's "them"?" " "Them", you creep!" " Creep?" " 40 yen in Japan, huh?" "All right, I'll give you 50 yen." "Still here." "How come they get so excited about 10 Yen?" "Police got plenty." "They'll get their 10 yen." " But we're "them"." " Oh yeah, right." "You'll get it for being tall." "What are you doing here?" "We are..." "We're just taking a leak..." "You go, tall one." " Where's the bus stop for line 1?" " Bus stop?" "Want to ride on things." " Must be "them"..." " We're "them"!" "These are soft feet you got there." "I've worn shoes since I was born." "Never dirty." "Never..." "I see." "Come with me." "I just forgot the price went up." "We said we'd pay." "Just forgot." "That's right." "We haven't done anything wrong." " To the police box?" " The police station." "The river flows so clear..." "The birds flock together..." "The river flows, the birds flock together And fly all around..." "In our lovely southern land" "Oh, the gentle memories..." "Of that gently flowing river..." "Flowing on and on..." "We..." "Thief!" " It's these duds." " I can go on like this." " Leave us here?" " Can't come in those." "Only 1000 Yen." "Explain to the police?" "Somebody exchanged our clothes while we swam." "They'll believe it?" "!" "I'm dizzy!" "I'm dizzy, too!" "I'm hungry!" " Heat's not good when you're hungry." " How long have we been here?" "The whole town is full of spies." "We're better off naked." "Let's steal other people's clothes." "We shall steal?" "!" " Just clothes." " Just clothes." "Hey..." "These are kids' clothes." "Finished?" "Oh yes, sure!" " Excuse me, sir." " What is it?" " Have they..." " Not yet." "They came from Korea and seem to be real sneaky." "Korea?" "!" "Stowaways." "There are lots of them lately." "That's why we have to work all night." "You still haven't caught them?" "That's right." "You don't happen to know what they look like, do you?" "No, their size is all we know." "I'm going to catch a cold." "We're safe!" "What's that?" "To memorize the good times." "Throw it away!" "Nobody will believe us." " This was one hell of an experience!" " Student's life last." "Idiot." "What to do if we're caught?" "!" " That girl thought we're real Koreans." " Probably..." "She told us to steal when necessary." " Can we have our clothes back?" " Did you throw them away?" " Yes." " Go and get them." "Yes, sir." " Here you are." " Everything's there, isn't it?" "We'll keep these." "Put those on!" " That must be a joke!" " Put them on!" " What if we refuse?" " It's a real one!" "We'll put them on!" " You'll let us go, right?" "!" " Put them on!" "Understood." " And afterwards?" "The pants?" " Hurry up!" "Korean Corporal I Chonil..." "that's what you are now." "You came to escape service in Vietnam." "Korean high school boy Kim Fah..." "that's what you're now." "You came to study at a Japanese university." " That's really you." " But both were shot here by someone." "Japanese papers will leave a huge question mark and forget about you." " So I..." " I'm not wasteful." "I see." "Since you're Japanese you would tell, so this will be... found here tomorrow." "But you, later in the mountains." "Look sharp, you're a Korean soldier!" "Buttoned wrong!" "But..." " That was close!" " They got away." " We're free!" " Not only the last, but student finale." "But this finale is what nobody will believe!" "Hey!" "Korean Corporal!" "Korean Corporal I Chonil!" "Kim Fah, Korean high school student!" " Who am I?" " You're just you!" "OMURA CAMP You stowed away, and we are sending you back!" "JAPAN SEA" " Goodbye, Japan." " Goodbye." "Goodbye." "PORT RUSAN" "PRISON" "You volunteered for Vietnam service." "BARRACKS" "EAST CHINA SEA" "Goodbye, Korea!" "AMERICAN ARMY HEADQUARTERS SAIGON" "You said you wanted to go to the front!" "FRONTLINES" "I wish I'd have met you sooner." "But now I'm dead." "I wish I'd have met you sooner." "But now I'm dead." "Couldn't steal clothes?" "Take those off quick!" " Listen to my long story, please." " You'll get caught!" " But we swam here." " You'll be a girl." " Who is she?" " She's nice!" " Got folks in Tokyo?" " Nope, rented room." "Idiot..." "Let's get things straight." "I know the facts." "You don't have to tell me." " We're not Kor..." " Don't talk, just feel each other." "You won't get away!" "You'll never make it!" " Even dressed as a girl..." " You're too tall!" " What's wrong?" " What are you doing there together?" "!" "Who's that guy?" "!" "He's a girl!" "Don't act like a big girl in front of me!" " It's her he's after." " Hey, turn around!" "Always had wet pants when you were little." "And now playing grown up!" "Did you forget how I carried you around and bought you milk before my own food?" "And that's how you thank me!" "She wet her pants?" "!" "I'll go to her." "Hey, pisser!" "Turn around, you shithead!" "Nice guy, huh?" "!" "Do you want to give me my notebook back?" "Turn around, pisser!" "Can't speak Japanese, so I'll write." "Sorry we had to take your clothes." "Give it back then!" "And I'm sorry we have to kill you all, too." "Gonna do it?" "Yes." "Came to say that?" "We'll get him first." "He's all alone." "I just wanted you to know how sorry we are." "Goodbye." " How shall we do it?" " Let's push him off." "Student ID." "He got mine." "And he got mine!" " Hey, you!" " What?" "You stole my daughter!" "Hey, I have some kidnappers here!" " Get on?" " They will as well." "No good." "I'm going." "What for?" " To save her from her father." " Right into trouble." " I may never meet another girl like her." "Sorry we have to kill you." "No safer here!" "I'll die with her." "She'll bring me back to life." "Wait, you creep!" "Think again!" "Wait!" "There!" "Hey, we have no tickets." "Occupied." " Apologize!" " I'm sorry but it's a life and death matter." "We'll pay in Tokyo." "Please, Conductor." "Conductor's gone." "Come out!" "You'll shoot?" "!" " We're in a tunnel." " How many to Tokyo?" " It stinks!" " Take it!" "I won't look like a soldier in this..." "I don't want to die in a skirt!" " Undressed then?" " The girl's wearing your clothes." "Real military look." "In the next car." " We're safe!" " Use your head while being alive!" "Now we're fixed up to really get shot." "Idiot!" "Please give me the clothes she has on." "You want to see her nude?" "You bastard!" "For 20,000 yen?" "20,000 yen?" "!" "Hmm..." "How about 40,000 yen?" "Fine, plus the student uniform in her bag." "You have it in there!" "Did you hear him?" "!" "You did it with a student, too?" "It's 80,000 yen for both." "Strip fast!" "I won't." "You idiot!" "It's 80,000 yen!" "Now get out of it!" "Are you a policeman?" "You stay here!" "Run after a man like a cat in heat!" " Change into these!" " I refuse!" " Open up!" " No!" "We'll change you after you're dead." "Wait!" "I'll die in her duds!" "I'm opening, I'm opening!" "Hey!" "Such a short love!" "Can't button it!" "Don't worry..." "We'll button it later." "Like this?" "Two of us." "We need two bodies." "Not here!" "Wouldn't it be nice if it could rain a couple of bodies?" "There are plenty of bodies in Vietnam." "Use my body, please!" "What are you saying there?" "No, not you!" "I want to die together with him!" "With him?" "!" "He's just your adopted dad!" "He's not my dad." "Then why?" "He's my husband." "Please shoot." "Hey, wait!" "Will a Korean shoot a Korean?" "We're Koreans!" "Stop it!" "We can't kill Koreans." " Are you Japanese?" " No." "I'm Korean." " Why?" " Because I am." "Are you Japanese?" "Why?" "No, I'm Korean." "Why?" " Because I am." "Are you Japanese?" "I didn't want to swim!" " Why is the money still there?" " Who can read a thief's mind?" "This was no thief." "Somebody just borrowed them... and left money for the rent." " Cigarette!" " You've got them!" " Pocket!" " Everything's gone." "Here they won't know." "The price went up yet." "Shinsei Cigarettes, please." "40 yen, right?" "Shinsei is 40 Yen?" "Right, gramps." "It's 40 yen all over Japan." "All over Japan?" "Just a minute." "Hello, Police?" "Strange threesome says Shinsei is 40 Yen." "It must be the ones you're looking for." "They don't know prices." "You're "them"?" " Who's "them"?" " "Them", you creep!" " Creep?" " 40 yen in Japan, huh?" "All right, I'll give you 50 yen." "Still here." "So, Shinsei is 50 yen, right?" "I'll borrow those matches!" "What are you waiting for?" "Police?" "Strange threesome here." "He left!" "Go look!" "Where's the bus stop for line 1?" "I'll take you to it." "Follow me." "Thanks." "Could you please take a look at my foot?" "I'm no doctor." "NOTICE:" "Report suspicious subjects to the police" " TEL 110" "Look ahead!" "Thanks for your help but we'll go on alone." "That's not Japanese!" "He's a spy!" "Come along!" "Let's go!" "Steal duds!" "We can steal duds after we meet her." "But we're in danger." "After the bath!" "We're safe as long as we're in there." "Come on, girl!" "Hey, let's go!" " Wait here alone, idiot!" " She'll come." "Hurry up!" "Let's steal other people's clothes." "Yes, sir!" "They are now." "See you out front!" " Did you bring them?" " Of course." "She said to go this way?" "Don't worry, they're not there." "Let's go." "This road's OK, but..." "Sorry to keep you." "Not that way!" "It's all right, we had the clothes before." "Don't follow him." " Let's go back!" " It's OK." "Why go there?" "I go my own way!" "But it's dangerous!" "Maybe it's OK, since we don't have the duds." "What?" "You're all right!" "Run!" " Threw it away?" " Yes." "Pick it up!" "Yes, sir!" "Here." "Put these clothes on!" "We've had enough!" "Put them on!" "Korean Corporal..." "I Chonil... that's what I am!" "I refused to fight in Vietnam and came to Japan." "Korean high school student Kim Fah... that's what I am." "I came along to enter a Japanese university." "That's why I joined I Chonil." "Are you spies?" "!" "Explain yourself!" "But the papers will say we were found killed by somebody." "But who?" "They will leave a huge question mark and forget about us." "Put them on fast!" "You!" "I know." "I'll be found much later in the mountains..." "A Korean soldier always looks sharp!" "Button carefully!" "It's buttoned wrong!" "But..." "Stop it!" "Why are you with him?" "Because I am I Chonil!" "And I'm the Korean Kim Fah!" "And I'm a tall Korean!" "Understood." "Then die with those names!" "We thank you Japanese." "What?" "We're born Koreans!" "Real Koreans!" "And who are you?" "Who kills Koreans?" "!" "Are you Japanese?" "Idiots!" "We're the real Koreans!" "Prove it!" "Play for time!" "Don't shoot till you explain yourself!" "Of course we're Koreans!" "The wages of soldiers..." "Korean Signaler 60 wan, Private 2nd 90 wan," "Private 1st 120 wan, Officer 150 wan, Corporal 180 wan." "Right!" "I'm a Korean Corporal I Chonil at 180 wan." "Korean cigarettes?" "Pagoda is 35 wan." "You can't buy 6 packs a month." "You get 343,300 wan for death in Vietnam." "Die later for 228,400 wan." "Later it's still 171,600 wan." "Can't even buy a can for you three." "What's so funny?" "!" "Funny pants you have..." "like a girl's!" "You're creepy, ain't you!" "Still here in that clothes?" "These guys try to say that we're not Koreans." "Tell them!" "Understand that these three have just come from Korea." "Please let them go." "Miss, please leave it to us if these are Koreans." "How could Japanese like you know!" "?" "We Koreans..." "Wait!" "Goodbye!" "Please wait..." "What Koreans will kill Koreans?" "Cuddling with boys!" "Who are you?" "!" "They've just come from Korea." "Oh, well..." "I welcome you all!" "These Japanese are pestering them." "We're the ones who just came here." "Oh, welcome!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5!" "In those duds?" "!" "Japanese playing Korean!" " I'm I Chonil!" " I am I Chonil, too!" "Let me see..." "I'll know for sure, from 15 years of dealing with them, that stowaways bring plenty of money." "Never seen such stupid stowaways!" "What is that..." "A disgrace to Koreans!" "Do you have people in Tokyo?" "Yes, I have." "Parents and brothers." "And a sister, too!" "I have two brothers in Tokyo, one in Shizuoka!" "Good." "I'll take you." "All the way there tomorrow." "All the way to Tokyo." "Good night." "It's good to be alive!" "You want to sleep?" "Let's steal some pants later." "Good idea!" "But if we're not careful that guy will grab us fast." "Hey!" "Wake up!" "What's up?" "Let's run for it!" "In one bed!" "Don't be so uppity!" " Let's have service!" " But they're lying." " Then service for both!" " I won't." "Oh, he's on her!" "Don't look!" "They're together!" "I told you to run!" "Get buttoned up right!" "That's service." "Give her up!" "He's asleep." "What's "mom" in Korean?" "I can't look!" "He's immortal!" "A real poison snake!" "The pistol is gone." "He's not human." "I can't take it!" "You don't look like a man who is about to die." "Twist it up more!" "More twist!" "Not your whole face!" "Only the half the pistol is aiming at!" "You have to show that this side dies first!" "Just a little more!" "Don't shoot!" "Sorry, I didn't sleep last night." "Don't chase us." "You'll get this." "I'm glad we're going to Tokyo together." "Your acting last night was good." "What acting?" "!" "That we're Korean and they're Japanese." "Huh?" "But it's all true!" "Right!" "We're Korean!" "Don't pose for her!" "We're really Japanese." "What?" "!" "I'm I Chonil!" "And I'm Kim Fah!" "I'm..." "Huh!" "So you're Japanese, are you?" "To the station." "He said it's OK." "The river flows clear" "The birds flock together..." "And fly all around, free and beautiful..." "In our lovely southern land" "Oh, the gentle memories..." "Of that gently flowing river..." "Flowing on and on" "From the north to the south, flowing all around..." "What's that?" "A hand!" "A face!" "Driver!" "Come on!" "Three to one!" "Drop it!" "Give us a rock!" "How do I twist my face now?" "Well..." "Drop the gun!" "Stop the truck!" "Shoot!" "Shoot!" "You did it!" "I knew all along you were real Koreans." "But you'll be in trouble after killing two Japanese." "But I'll take care of the clear up." "Simply give me some money..." "Anything can work with money!" "You'll take us to Tokyo?" "Sure, all the way to Tokyo..." "Just like with her." "I'll look after you." "All your lives..." "Poison snake!" "Where are you going?" "Wait!" "He raised you and made you his whore!" "And he treats you like his housemaid." "Letting you do service all the time..." "It's good you got away." "You're not Koreans!" "But I'm the Korean I Chonil!" "We're Japanese!" "You're no Koreans." "Koreans won't kill other Koreans!" "And that man might have been a snake." "But he was Korean!" "Goodbye!" "So..." "Is this the end?" "Once more!" "Thank you!" "When we're enemies, you'll kill me or me you!" "Then let's not meet!" "No, we will meet!" "Why did I shoot?" "!" "Good experience." "Now the real finale in Tokyo!" "Oh, brief love!" "Cut it out!" "First love is the hardest!" " Back to the beach." " Had enough beach?" "Why are you shaken?" "We're Japanese in Japan!" " But I'm I Chonil!" " And I'm Kim Fah!" " What are you doing?" " Still in a Korean daze?" "Better get over it until we reach Tokyo!" "You Japanese don't understand us Koreans!" "This train adds cars at this station." "If it was a movie..." "She'd come running into my arms now." "If it was by a stupid Japanese director!" "Isn't it you?" "But you died!" "You're still with him?" "Get off that!" "Is this when we're to be enemies?" "If they're here..." "Relax." "They're not here." "Walk on!" "Toilet again?" "Right!" "The toilet!" "How many more tunnels to Tokyo?" " It stinks!" " Just take it!" "A Korean soldier dressed like this?" "I can't be I Chonil!" "I don't want to die in a skirt!" " Open for the duds!" " I won't!" " Open up!" " No!" "Then we'll change you afterwards." "Wait a second..." "If I have to die, I want to wear her clothes!" " I'm opening, I'm opening!" " Hey!" "Here you are, change fast!" "A Korean kills Koreans?" "You killed me first, didn't you?" "!" "But I'm I Chonil!" "But I'm Kim Fah!" "But I'm the tall Korean!"