"Subs created by:" "David Coleman." "[ Bell ringing ]" " Hey!" "Hey, Carls." " Hey, what's up?" "Does any part of you itch?" "What?" "No." "Maybe." "Why?" "Look what I made in shop class." "A dangerous piece of wood with nails?" "It's a back scratcher." "A back scratcher?" " Take your shirt off." " What?" "No!" "Ah, it's all right, the nails will work right through your shirt." " No..." "Sam, Sam I don't want to do it." " Come on, Carly." " Sam, I don't want to try it!" " Just put your back..." "I've told you so many times I don't want to try things," " and then..." " It's okay." "Ooh... oh..." "Oh, that's nice..." " Sam made a..." " Back scratcher, yeah I know." "She already made me try it." "Hey, after school, do you guys wanna go to..." "Ah!" "Just a sec..." "Come on." "Hey T-Bo." "No, I didn't steal your shampoo." "Why would I..." "I'll call you back." "What?" "Jealous of my new phone?" "That's a phone?" "We thought it was a windshield from a bus." "Woo!" "Uh, my mother bought me this phone and it happens to have a dual quad-core processor." "Freddie Benson..." "No phones in the hallway." " I know, I was just showing..." " Turn it off!" "Yes, ma'am." "[ Music ]" "Shouldn't you girls be getting to class by now?" "Shouldn't you be married by now?" "Well, good to see you, Miss Briggs." "Her boobs really are pointy." "They're like weapons." "Well, she's gone, I'm using my phone." "Hey!" "What's that in your hand?" "It's the new Sampson Gemini Max Pad." "What is..." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I can't, I can't..." "I just can't..." "I don't..." "Ah, darn it." "What's the matter?" "My dad emailed me back and said he can't come." "Aw." "I'm sorry, kid." "Can't come to what?" "Ah, it's a father-daughter dance." "They have it every year at MacAllan Air Force base, and my dad used to take me when I was little." "We always had so much fun." "Ah, you know he'd come if he could." "Yeah, I know." "I just wish..." "Oh, phone!" "Big phone!" "It's a good phone!" "In 5... 4... 3... 2..." "I know you see." "Somehow the world will change for me." "And be so wonderful." "Live life, breathe air." "I know somehow we're gonna get there." "And feel so wonderful." "It's all for real." "I'm telling you just how I feel." "So wake up the members of my nation." "It's your time to be." "There's no chance unless you take one." "And the time to see the brighter side of every situation." "Some things are meant to be." "So give me your best and leave the rest to me." "Leave it all to me." "(Leave it all to me)." "Leave it all to me." "Just leave it all to me." "[ Music ]" "Oh!" "Yeah!" "That's my tool!" "Yo dee ho!" "Yo dee hey." "And I'm gonna go with a simple "hello"." " Carly with you guys?" " Ah!" "Ah!" "Is this a '64 Sterling?" "!" " Ya like it?" " You kidding me?" "!" "That is the coolest motorcycle ever made!" "It's my dream to ride one of those!" "How is this here?" "I'm restoring it for Socko he's giving it to his cousin for his birthday." " Which cousin?" " Ryder." "Ah." "Aw man, I forgot to turn my phone back on." "[ Music ]" "Mmmmax Pad." "Oh!" "Momma's butt is home." "Yeah, check it out." "Feel the clutch." "I got it working really smooth." "[ Phone ringing ]" "Oh my God, it's her!" " Who's her..." " Sh!" " Hey Audrey." " Hey Audrey." " Hey Audrey." " Sh!" "Hey, Gib." "Hey." "Did you guys know this elevator stops in other people's apartments?" " Yeah." " Doy." "Well, I didn't." "I was just on my way up when I accidentally stopped in apartment 6-C." " Was anyone home?" " Yeah." "This lady sees me and she starts yelling..." ""Please, take whatever you want, just don't hurt my children!"" "Hilarious." "And that's where you got the lamp?" "Well, yeah, she said take whatever I want." "I thought this would look nice in my room." "Hey, what's that?" "Some kind of exercise machine?" "It's a motorcycle." "What's the matter with you?" "All right, well, I'll see you Saturday night." "Okay." "Woo!" "Yes!" "Who was on the phone?" "My old girlfriend!" " The one you ran over?" " No." " The other one you ran over?" " No!" "Audrey." "Thee most important girlfriend I've ever had!" "The only girl I've ever really been in love with." "Aw." "So what's up with her?" "She's flying from Dallas to Vancouver on Saturday night, and she's got a two-hour layover in the Seattle airport!" "Ooh!" "You gonna go meet her?" "Hex yeah!" "We're gonna have dinner in the airport at BF Wangs Express!" "Yeah!" "Hey, where's the teenage girl that actually lives here?" "Uh." "Carly wanted to be alone, so she went to The Groovy Smoothie." " Yeah, she's kinda bummed about..." " Hey!" "Can you go with me to the Mall on Saturday?" " Gib..." " Uh, I was talking." "Yeah I know, I just, I wasn't that into it." "So, mall Saturday?" " For what?" " I'm gonna buy a new replica of my head." "Since I sold my old head to that girl at the pawn shop." "Yeah, sure, I'll go with you to buy a new you-head." "Cool." "Well, I'm gonna go see how this lamp looks in my room." "Next to my collection of Jewish action figures." "I'll walk out with you." "Cool." " Late!" " Later on!" "Bye guys!" "Hey, can I stay and help you work on this bike?" "Sure, if you want." "Oh!" "Momma wants." "[ Music ]" "Hey, you all right?" "You look like you're in a funk." "Yeah." "I'm feeling pretty funky." "Talk to me." "I'm a good listener." "Well..." "When I was a little girl, my dad used to take me to this..." "Father-daughter Air Force dance every year." "Ooh, I wish I could be in the Air Force!" "Fly one of them big jets." "But uh-uh..." "They'd make me cut off my hair and that's not happening." "So, it's a father-daughter dance..." "Mostly for the military dads and their little girls." "Ya know, I don't date little short girls." "I like a woman with some heft." "Ya know, some meat on her." "A woman that can eat two, three big, thick hamburgers." "Please leave me alone." "[ Music ]" "Yeah, so it was my first day at law school, and class was about to start, when outta nowhere, this girl just sits down in the chair next to me." "And that was Audrey?" "No, it was this icky chick named Velma who smelled like cheese." "I'd love to date a guy who smells like cheese." "I got a..." "Ah!" "I'm so sick!" "Yeah, you look worse than usual." "Hey, is that my package from England?" "!" " What'd ya get?" " It's a choke knob!" "It's the last part I need to finish that motorcycle." "Ooh, I'm Spencer..." "I got a choke knob..." "Wee!" "Hoo hoo!" "Dude!" "Do you know how hard it is to find an original choke knob for a 19..." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Paper towel!" "Paper towel!" "Okay!" " Paper towel!" " Okay!" "You sneezed all over my face and tongue!" "Tell it to your choke knob!" "Uh-oh." "Oh now we gotta spray the door!" " You all right?" " Yeah." "Go grab the package!" "Let's see it." "Let's see it!" "No." "No, come on!" "This is the wrong choke knob!" "Dang it!" "Aw." "You got Lewbert's snot on your nose for nothing." "I promised Socko I'd have this bike finished for his cousin's birthday but it's like impossible to find a '64 choke knob for one of these things." "We'll find one." "Now, come on, show me that Spencer smile." "Come on." "A guy who's gonna get his old girlfriend back on Saturday night can smile bigger than that." " Hey." " Oh, hey kid." "You all right?" "I'm okay." "For a sad, dad-less young girl." "Come on, why are you sad?" "You haven't been to that father-daughter dance with dad for the past four years." "Yeah, I know, but it's the last one I can ever go to." "Next year I'm past the "daughter age limit"." "Aw, who's getting all elderly?" "It's not funny." "I really wanted to go." "When's the dance?" "Saturday night." "You know, I don't have anything going on Saturday night." "I know I'm not dad but..." "Can I take you to the dance?" " Dude, you uh..." " Eh." " But you..." " Ah ha ya!" " What are you guys..." " Nothing, nothing." "Come on." "Lemme take you to the father-daughter dance." " Okay!" " Yay!" "I'm so excited!" "I'm gonna buy a new dress, I gotta get a mani-pedi, I'm gonna get my hair done." "Oh!" "Ha!" "I was saving it up!" "It's an all-night party, that we're getting into." "If you think it's all over, then the joke is on you." "It's a dream, it's a scene..." "Hey Sam!" "Oh, hey Carly!" "Morning." "You were here all night working on that motorcycle?" "!" "Yep." "Spencer promised Socko he'd have it ready for his cousin's birthday." "Which is tomorrow." "So, gotta get her done." "Ah!" "It's already 10:30!" "Where ya gotta be?" "I got a whole list of stuff I gotta do before the dance tonight!" "I gotta pick up my dress, get my nails done..." "Fingers and toes." "Oh, and I gotta stop by Build-A-Bra." " Carls..." " I'll be back in a few!" "Yeah, but before ya go..." "And then she left in her jammies." "Carly's gone, right?" "Yeah." "Gross!" "Uh-huh!" " Are you sick?" "!" " I'm so sick." "I have a fever..." "And I'm sweaty..." "And I feel..." "My country 'tis of thee..." " Why are you singing?" " I don't know!" "I just... gah!" "Get up, Spencer!" "I'm Spencer!" "No!" "Dude, how are you gonna go to that Air Force dance tonight with Carly if you're that sick?" "I'll be fine." "No way, I'm gonna call Carly and tell her..." "No!" "She..." "She is so pumped about going to that dance." "Do not let her know that I am sick." "And burning up with a fever." "I'll just rest up, and by tonight I will be..." "Whoa I'm so hot..." "Oh, I am so hot!" "But by 7:00 tonight..." "Oh!" "Oh that cold air feels so nice." "Oh yeah." "I left in my jammies." "Hey, hey, Carly, you're back!" "Carly's back!" "She's in the room right now!" "Oh hi!" "Hey everyone." "Hi, Carly." "I was just uh..." "Getting some tuna casserole outta the fridge." "You're having tuna casserole for breakfast?" "It seems so." "Yup!" "[ Music ]" "See!" " "Get a head"." " Oh, yeah." "Hey." "Can I help you guys?" "You sure can." "I'd like to get a rep..." "Whoa!" "Is that the new Sampson Gemini Max Pad?" "Yeah." "My mom got it for me." "Wow, she must hate you." "Having some trouble fitting that in your pocket?" "Mind your business!" " So, what do you guys want?" " I'd like to get a replica of my head." " Full dome clone?" " Yes Sir." "Cabeza duplicada!" "Hey, I've always wondered." "Why do you say stuff in Spanish?" " See, I speak Spanish sometimes because..." " Come on, I ain't got all day here." "You gonna pay by cash or a cre... hey!" "Hey you!" "Keep it down in there, I'm working." "What kind of animal is that?" "Ah, it's a weasel." "Aw, well, I think he's adorable." "Ah, he's a bum." "Aren't ya?" "Aren't ya, ya bum ya." "Yo dude!" "Go easy on the weazy." " What do you care?" " I like animals." "A'ight?" " Gib..." " I like animals!" "Okay!" "Tell you what, I'm gonna see if I can buy a case for my new phone at that kiosk." " Good luck with that." " Late." "Okay, lie down on the counter and I'll jam your head in that thing." "Right." "I'm required by law to warn you..." "This machine could be dangerous..." "And blah... blah... blah... blah." "Okay." "Here we go!" "Ha ha." "Ha ha!" "It tickles." "Ha ha ha ha." "I love this!" "Oh." "Oh." "Spencer?" "!" "Did ya get my medicine?" "Not yet." "I was on my way to the drug store, but then I stopped off at Tubba Chicken." "Why'd ya stop there?" "!" "For a tub of chicken." "[ Cell phone ringing ]" "Yes!" "Who is it?" "It's the guy at the motorcycle shop!" " Hello?" " Hey." "Hey!" "Meekalito?" "Listen, do you have a choke knob for a 1964 Sterling motorcycle?" "What's he saying?" "He's just beginning to respond!" "Ya, I've got one." "You have one?" "!" "?" "Oh!" "I swear, I think you're the only guy on Earth who has one!" "Dude, don't tell him that." "You're gonna drive the price up!" "Shh." "I'm bargaining." "Yeah, I need this motorcycle finished by tomorrow, so I'm basically desperate." "What?" "!" "Meekalito!" "You know I can't pay two thousand dollars for a choke knob!" "You listen!" "You listen to me!" "Listen to me!" "Meekalito!" "Goodbye!" " You get a good deal?" " Ah!" "I don't really like this one." "Well, I think I have one other case that'll fit that gigantic phone." "Can't you just say "large"?" "Here we go." "They call that case The Side-Packer." "But..." "This is a purse." "No, that's a Side-Packer." "Uh, I dunno." "I mean..." "Don't you think it looks kind of feminine?" "Nah." "That case is perfect for your Max Pad." "Hey." "What?" "!" " Is this your shop?" " Yeah." "I'm Meekalito." "Whatcha want?" "Uh, I got an older Sterling motorcycle." "A sixty four, that needs a new choke knob, you got one?" "Yeah, I got a choke knob for a 1964 Sterling." "Yeah." "Boom!" "Choke knob." "'64 Sterling... motorcycle." " Uh-huh." " Uh-huh." "Hey, what are those?" "Oh." "These are my rocks." " Your rocks?" " Yeah." "I collect these rocks, and I paint them, and I glue rhinestones on them, and I sell them." "How many ya sold so far?" "None of them." "Ah." "Well, I'll buy ten of your special rocks." "Shut up!" " If..." " If what?" "!" " You sell me this choke knob..." " Yeah?" "!" "For twenty bucks." "Deal!" "Yeah, I'll make that deal with you right now!" " Great!" " Okay!" "Awesome!" " Here you go." " Okay!" "Now, tell me about the rocks." "Oh, sure, sure!" "Okay..." "This one I made with red paint and purple paint." "This one I made because this rock is the exact same shape as my wife." "Don't tell her I said that though." "This one I made the same day that my first baby boy was born, back in two thousand..." "No one wants Meekalito's rocks." "Okay!" "Your head has been fully scanned." "Awesome!" "Hmm, never seen this happen before." " What's wrong?" " This uh..." "Magnetic latch is jammed." "Well, do something." "Hey, is Gibby all done?" "Hey Freddie, get me outta this thing!" "Hey, hey let him out!" "What, ya don't see me trying?" "!" "Yeah!" "But..." "Freddie!" "I didn't know you were shopping here." "Mom, hi, listen I got a problem with Gibby..." "Oh my gosh, we're wearing matching bags!" "Please go." "Lisa!" "Did you see my son's bag?" "!" "It's just like mine!" "Yeah!" "Only cuter and smaller!" "Go!" "Ah!" "Shut up, weasel!" "Don't yell at the weasel!" "Oh man!" "A hundred and three." " Look at you!" " Heh heh heh." "Who's all handsome in his fancy tuxedo?" "Me!" "Look, I even..." "I even wore my fancy socks." "You look so pretty." "Aw, thanks." "So ya ready to go dancing?" "Pfft." "You kidding me?" "We are gonna dance the..." "We're gonna shake our..." " And dance the..." " Spencer!" "Spencer what's wrong?" "!" "?" "!" "Oh my God, you're sweating and..." "And you have a crazy fever!" "Are we..." "Are we dancing yet?" "Aw, kid." "It was just a dance." "It was the last father-daughter Air Force dance I can ever go to." "And my dad couldn't take me, and then Spencer got sick and..." "Now I'm gonna spend my Saturday night sitting here in this super cute dress, all dolled up, licking lumpy cake batter off a spatula." "And we don't even have frosting." "You're a good friend." "[ Music ]" "Ah!" "Get me out!" "Ah!" "What's up?" "Hey, where are you?" "I'm at the Mall, with Gibby." "He was getting a new copy of his head made, but now his real head is stuck in the machine." "Hilarious." "But I gotta talk to you about something important." "What?" "You wanna get back together?" "What?" "Wait... do you?" "Uh..." "I... just..." "What's up?" "Spencer's really sick." "He can't take Carly to the dance." " Aw, poor Carls." " I know." "Do something." "Look, I'll see what I can come up with, but right..." "Whoa!" "Whoa whoa whoa whoa!" "Hey." "Hey." "How ya feeling?" "Pretty good." "I think my fever's going down." "And there's less green stuff coming outta me." "Is Carly still upset?" "Yeah." "She's up in her room, sucking down another can of frosting." " Poor kid." " But..." "I got something to show ya that'll perk your saggy butt right up." "It's sagging?" "Duh duh duh duh duh duh!" "You finished the motorcycle?" "Yep!" "She's ready to ride!" "Oh look at the..." "Ah, you got the right choke knob!" "Momma gets it done." "Woo!" "So when does Socko give it to his cousin?" "Uh... that would be never." " What do ya mean never?" " Well, Socko called a little while ago." "He and his cousin got into a fight, and now he's not giving him the motorcycle." "So, we did all this work for nothing?" "Maybe!" "Maybe you should put the wrench down." "Well, what's Socko gonna do with it?" "He said I could have it." "Wha... he just gave you the coolest motorcycle on the planet?" "!" " For free?" "!" " Mmm-hmm." "But, I don't think I'm gonna keep it." " What, you're gonna sell it?" " Nah." "I think I'm gonna give it away." "Wh...?" "!" "Are you insane?" "Give it away to who?" "You." "Wh...?" "!" "Why would you give it to me?" "!" "Because you're a great best friend to my little sister." "And you've got a good heart." "And you deserve it." "Well, come on!" "Don't cha wanna try it out?" "No, no, no don't... don't... not... no!" "Not in the house!" "[ Engine revving ]" " Yeah!" " No!" "[ Music ]" " You feeling better Gib?" " Yeah." "Yeah, who's ugly and stupid?" "Hey!" "Why ya gotta be so mean to your weasel?" "Just give Gibby his head, all right?" "Here's the head." "And listen, I'm not gonna charge ya nothing for it." "Or for you breaking my machine." "Your machine almost broke me!" "I know, I know, so, let's just forget about it, all right?" "Then give me your weasel." "Why?" "Because that guy's mean to him." "You want the weasel?" "Take it." "I will take... him." "Now he's my weasel." "Oh, that's right." "I'm your new daddy." "Hey, wait a sec." "What's up?" "Carly's really upset about that father-daughter dance." " I thought she went with Spencer." " Nah, he got sick." "We gotta do something to cheer her up." "I could show her my weasel." "[ Music ]" "Hey!" "Where've you been?" "I took my new motorcycle for a little test run!" "Dude, that thing's a rocket on wheels!" "Yay for Sam." "Dude, you gotta quit crying." "It was just a dance." "I'll get it." "Stop crying!" "Nice." "Ahem." "Uh, Carly..." "I believe some boys are here to take you to a dance." "Miss Shay..." "May we escort you to the dance?" "Way to go." "Wha... what the..." "Carly?" "What's wrong?" "We were expecting a more enthusiastic reaction." "I'm sorry." "I'm just..." "I dunno, it's hard to explain." "I'm just really upset." "You got anything to drink?" "I'll check the fridge." "Look, you guys, I so appreciate you going to all this trouble for me, but..." "The dance was supposed to be a father-daughter thing." "I was okay with Spencer taking me but..." "Even if I went with Spencer, it's just not the same." "And..." "Now I just want this night to be over." "I don't wanna go to that dance with anyone." "Not even me?" " Dad!" " Hey, snug bug." "Oh my God." "How great is that?" "So Spencer's not her dad." "You guys, it's my dad!" " That is clear." " Yeah, now." "How ya doing, Sam?" "Doing great, Colonel Shay." " Freddie, right?" " Yes Sir." "And you're..." ""Gibbehh"." "Whoa, he knows my schtick!" "Hey, I heard Carly scream, what's going on down..." "Daddy?" "!" "?" "!" "Ah!" " All right." "All right." " I miss you, daddy!" "Put me down." "Hey listen, I would love to hug you all." "But I have to take an incredibly beautiful girl to a very special dance." "He's talking about me!" " Shall we?" " Yeah, I just need my purse." "Oh, I think Freddie's got it right there." "This is a phone case!" "[ Music ]" "[ Music ]" "Stand up." " Party!" " Yeah." " Woo!" " Woo hoo!" "Hey hey, look who's back from the dance!" "What is this?" "This is a crazy hat Spaghetti Taco party!" "Hey!" "Colonel Shay, it's an honor to meet you." "I'm T-Bo, friend of Carly and Spencer's." "Good to meet you, T-Bo." "T-Bo lives across the hall with Freddie and his mother." "Oh." "So are you dating Freddie's mother?" "[ Choking ]" "So..." "Colonel dad's in town!" "What's the plan?" "Yeah!" "What are we gonna do?" "What are we gonna do?" "Well, we need to take family pictures together, and we gotta" " go to that miniature golf place..." " Baby..." "Ooh, Spencer and I've been talking about getting a puppy, so maybe we could drive down together..." " Carly, I..." " Yeah?" "I'm leaving tonight." "Wow." "Way to bring us all down." "But, you can't leave tonight." "I'm sorry." "They need me back at the base in Italy tomorrow." "But, but that's not fair, you just got here." "Come on." "This is supposed to be a happy night." "But, I just wanted more time, ya know, to have fun with you." "Then come with me." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "My Air Force base is right outside Florence, beautiful little town." "Lots of the other officers have their kids living with them right on the base." " There's a school." "You can do..." " This is crazy." "Why?" "Why is it crazy?" "Because!" "I..." "I can't leave my friends." "He's your dad." "Yeah, yeah." "Living in Italy?" "Italian smoothies." "I bet they use that Gelato." " Oh yeah." " Gelato's good." "Sam?" "Oh, dude..." "If my dad asked me to spend some time with him in Italy, I'd say..." "Well, first I'd say, "oh, so you're my dad"." "And then I'd go." "But..." "But what about iCarly?" "The Internet will still be here when you get back." "But what about..." "Go to Italy." "Go with dad." "Lots a handsome guys your age in Italy." "I'm going to Italy!" "Yay!" "Wait wait wait wait wait!" "We leave in...?" "Uh, four hours, fifty-five minutes." "Whatcha thinking?" "That we have enough time." "For what?" "In five, four, three, two..." " I'm Carly..." " I'm Sam..." " And this is a very special..." " And I'm Freddie." "Yeah, that's right." "I interrupted and introduced myself." "What are they gonna do, fire me?" "And this is a very special..." " Spontaneous..." " Surprise... iCarly Webcast." " Woo!" " Yay." "Woo!" "Now, if you're wondering why we're doing the show so late at night..." "It's because you need to meet our very special guest..." "Colonel Steven Shay of The United States Air Force!" " My dad!" " Woo!" "And now..." "Baby Spencer!" "Yay!" "Yay!" "That's me!" "Oh, hi daddy!" "Oh my God, this freaks me out." "Ya know, I paid to put this kid through law school." "Um... about that?" "Yes?" "Well... mm..." "It's possible that..." "I dropped out of law school." "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "He's kidding, right?" "Tell me he's kidding." "Uh-oh!" "And now it's time for..." "The cowboy and the Idiot Farm Girl who thought the cowboy's mustache was a squirrel!" "Kootchykootchy-coooooooo." "What in blazes are ya doing?" "!" "I'm tickling your squirrel." "Dang it!" "I already done told ya a billion times!" "Tell me again." "Will you tell this idgit this ain't no squirrel?" "!" "That's a squirrel." "This isn't really a freeze frame." "We're just pretending." "And scene." "And, that's all the comedy for this iCarly." "We, uh..." "We have something to tell ya." "Now, this isn't goodbye." "No." "It's not." "But iCarly's gonna be taking a break." "Carly's going to Italy to live with her dad for a while." "Oh." "Listen..." "Doing iCarly for you guys, has meant so so much to me." "And it's changed my life." "It's kept me out of prison." "Most of the time." "Show's been a lot of fun." "And um..." "I wanna say..." "To the fans of iCarly thank you." "Without you guys, we'd just be a couple of idiots with a camera in an attic." " Which we are." " Well, yeah." "So, 'til we see you again..." "Keep your sock full a butter." " And if you're attacked by a moose..." " Make sure you scream..." "Oh my God, I'm being attacked by a moose!" "He's eating us!" "Ah!" "I'm Carly..." "I'm Sam..." "And this has been... iCarly." " I'm gonna miss you." " Don't." " What?" " Don't make me cry." "Thanks for taking care of me." "Come on..." "We both know I'm a big, tall, goofy man-child." "You took care of yourself." "Yeah, maybe in some ways but..." "You've always made me laugh..." "And feel safe..." "And shown me that being a grownup doesn't mean you have to stop being silly..." "Creative..." "And fun." "Well, now ya made me cry." "I love you." "I love you too, kid." "Hi." "Oh hey, how goes it?" "I'm leaving in a few minutes." "Yeah, I know." "Better not be late or your dad's gonna be wazzed off." "Ya know, you don't have to take all your tech stuff home tonight." "Yeah, but I figured I might as well get a head start." "Tomorrow, I promised Gibby I'd help him do some research on the proper care and feeding of weasels so..." "I figure the sooner I get all this equipment out of here, the sooner I can take it down..." "So, I'm gonna get my bags and head downstairs." "Why don't I help you with those bags?" "Yeah, that'd be nice." "Oh, here they are." "Sorry." "Oh, no worries, we're right on time." "Okay, I'll, uh, take these bags down and put 'em in the car." "I figure you wanna say some good-byes before we go." "Thanks, dad." "You would a been a great lawyer." "I would a been the worst lawyer." "I know." "Just keep sending money." "See you all soon." " Bye." " See ya." " See ya in a second." " Okay." " Bye Spencer." " Bye, dad." "Take care." "Wow!" "Your dad is a good looking man." "Goodbye, you guys." "Aw, Gibby!" "Come on." "Don't cry." "One more for the road?" "Gibbehh." "I'll ride down with ya." "I love you guys." " Love you too." " Love ya too, kid." "Why don't you take this with ya?" "Ya just push a button..." "If you ever need a laugh..." "Cheer..." "Random dance." "Aw, Sam." "Hey!" " Who stopped the elevat..." " Get out!" "Attention passengers." "It looks like we're going to be taking off in about twenty-five minutes." "Until we close the doors, please feel free to continue using all approved electronic devices." "Aloft Airlines welcomes you aboard our non-stop flight from Seattle to Florence." "Our approximate flight time will be 11 hours and 31 minutes." "Please enjoy our complimentary Wi-Fi during the course of the flight." "Evening everyone." "This is your pilot speaking..." "Hey there people of Earth!" "I'm Carly Shay, and this is our very first Webcast of a little show we call... iCarly!" "And um, you're gonna need a technical producer, right?" "To set up the lights, audio, work the camera..." " So listen, I need a favor." " Shoot." "Would you let me borrow your video camera?" "I can't." "Why not?" "I made it into a squirrel." "Would it mean I have to do, like, work and stuff?" "Well, if you're gonna do a show you gotta prepare for it." "You do the work." "I'll just show up and be your amusing little side-kick." "Once upon a time there was a Carly." "Who met a wandering freak named Sam." "Fun with bacon!" "Random dancing!" " Now look down." " Back up." " Look out your window." " Think about cheese." "Gibby parmesan!" "I'm Carly." "I'm Sam." "Yo, yo, yo!" "Roasted weenies!" "Gibbehh!" "Ah!" "Ooh wee!" "Fleeben, flarben, oksha, dooshka, varben?" "Ooh wee!" "Eggs!" "Floss my toes!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Baggles!" "I'm a snowman!" "What?" "!" "?" "The Blowing." "Kelly Cooper." "Terrible movie." "Wah!" "Oh yeah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "And this has been... iCarly." "And... we're clear."