"Concentration." "Jakob!" "Idiot!" " Idiot yourself." "Kick n' Rush" "Right, lads!" " Hi, Mikkel." "You partied all night?" " I'm a man, aren't I?" "My dad's promised me a DVD burner if I score." "Mental!" " And I'll score." "You think he'll be there?" " Of course he will." "Bo..." "Scholes." "Solskjaer." "Giggs." "Barthez." "Keane." "Bo..." "Beckham." "We lost again last weekend." "Why?" "Because we forgot what matters most: to play as a team." "Like Manchester United, you're a team." "The players know one another inside out." "And you can go from win to win if you remember one thing." "Concentration." "Get out there and win!" "Come on, Lystrup!" "Next time, Bo." "It's yours, Jakob." "Helene?" "Shag her in the middle!" " Check those boobs!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Yes!" "Well done, Bo!" "Great stuff!" "Beautiful!" "You see, lads, that's the way to do it!" "So you'll get your DVD burner." " Yes." "See you." "I'm going to have a theme for my party." "An Eighties party or something." "People can borrow their mum's and dad's clothes." "If I charge for tickets I can hire a karaoke box." "It'd be so cool." "In three weeks my old folks will be away." "If this is me  you're pretty soft." "And this is Helene  pretty dry." "We cycle up from opposite directions." "That's the a corner." "Me, Helene, Jakob." "Helene." "Jakob." "Helene." "That's your plan?" "To ride right into her?" "And land on top of her." "Haven't you got a Plan B?" "Your chips are done." "80 C." "What?" " Her breasts." "She takes an 80 C." "She could squeeze into a B if she wanted them to stick out." "Devious!" "When I'm playing for Milan you'll have to come and see me." "I'll buy truckloads of chicks for you." "But you'll have to leave home first." "She's totally archaeological." "I need a puke." "Have any of you got a red ladies' bike?" "Someone's riding off on it." "Come on!" "People still think a padlock will keep thieves out." "They might as well put up a sign saying "help yourself"." "Gangs of thieves are coming over from Eastern Europe." "They leave Germany alone because the Germans take precautions." "But Denmark is wide open." "They fill up their lorries and..." "Your box lunch." "... drive home laughing all the way..." "Jakob, did you use the iron?" "No." "You haven't been doing any ironing?" "Why do I get the blame for everything?" "You think I'm some fruit who irons his own socks?" "Good morning to you!" " Good morning!" "It must have been Brian." "Idiot!" " Idiot yourself!" "Hi, Mikkel!" "Helene's left school." " Like heck." "She's moving to Africa." "She's done a Karen Blixen." "You're going?" " Say I'm ill." "Shitty job." "We'll have to rearrange the groups." "Helene has left." "Her dad's been posted to Kampala." "To start a hospital." "Anyway, some of the groups aren't working out." "Hi, Ebbe... sorry I'm late." "The group doing the role of the CIA in the Kennedy assassination..." "Bo, Mikkel, Jakob..." "hasn't even handed in an outline." "Bo, you'll join the group doing the 26th Soviet party convention." "Cool!" "Thanks a lot!" "Mikkel... the formation of the Warsaw Pact." "That leaves the non-present Jakob." "Yes, Mathilde?" " I'm the only one in my group now." "So you'll take Jakob?" "OK." "Jakob moves to the fall of the Berlin Wall." "It'll do him good to learn a bit about that." "Right, today's assignments..." "Jakob..." " Hi, it's Mathilde." "Are you in bed?" " Yes." "You're in my history group." "Now Helene's left." "Can we do some Berlin Wall tomorrow?" "'Fraid not." " Get well soon, then." "Where are those boxes going?" " Uganda." "Nice one, Bo Beckham!" "The golden legs!" "Just like that!" "Well done, Bo." "Great stuff!" "Hi!" "..." "I thought you were ill, Jakob?" "Japanese meningitis, yes." "There are only three people in the world who've got it." "Jakob, and George Bush,   and Jakob, of course." "I'm feeling better." "Just not tip top." "How about doing that history assignment at my place tomorrow?" "OK." "Jakob..." "Mathilde is actually a real doll." "I've got it!" "Isn't this the one?" "You want this one on your card?" "Talk about tiny tits!" " Yes, but clock her bum!" "How about that house?" " Let's check a few more." "Nice tools." "Long live Coach!" "What a crappy hole!" "Now!" "15 seconds." "30 seconds." "One minute." "Stop the clock!" " One minute 16." "Nice one!" " You can smell out booze anywhere." "OK, Ok, Cameron Diaz, right?" "Cameron Diaz." "Cameron Diaz   is standing in front of you stark bollock naked." "She says "Jakob, I want you!" What'd you do?" "I'd tell her,   "Listen, Cameron, you're really cute and you're a real doll"." ""But do you know Helene?"" "Like heck you would." "Your boner would take you all the way to Hollywood." "I mean it." "I'm thinking of leaving school and going to Africa." "You'd be mental not to jump Cameron Diaz." "It's mine." "Hello?" "Hi..." "A party in the city centre?" "Yes, we're down in the holiday cottages." "Where are you?" "OK, come over the little hill and take the grit road." "Then take the first on the right." "Yes." "I'll be waiting for you outside." "OK, see you." "I've got to be going." "But me and Jakob could just come along." "No way." "Jagger's the one who knows them." "Some underground shit." "You wouldn't exactly fit in." "You told him where we were." " No harm in that." "It's against the rules." "Listen, Jakob, I'm getting really pissed off with your rules   and some tart called Helene, Helene, Helene." "Shall we..." "shall we watch Gladiator?" "Sure." "What the hell does Bo mean, "I don't fit in"?" "Bo thinks he's God." "Let's go back to my house." "I'm going to have a shower." "If it'll keep you happy." "Hi!" " Hi, Mathilde." "Didn't you bring your books?" "No, shall I..." "Never mind, just come on in." "We can use mine." "In 1953 the workers' uprising in East Berlin was put down by Soviet troops." "1957:" "West Berlin was made the formal capital but the government  stayed in Bonn." "In 1958 Khrushchev demanded the demilitarization of West Berlin." "The growing flood of refugees from East Berlin   caused the East Germans to block the checkpoints   and erect the Berlin Wall." "In 1971 the four great powers agreed to regulate relations   between East and West Berlin." "The agreement was an important element   of the process that led to reunification." "I'm sorry, Jakob." "I'm not the crying type." "It's just so sad, all those people divided by a wall." "No need to say sorry." "I sometimes feel the same way about that wall stuff." "I feel so alone." "You mustn't say things like that." "You're nice." "You're the only person who's nice to me in the whole wide world." "You're... nice, too." "How come you're called Mathilde?" "Just a stupid name from a record my parents had." "Honestly, Mum, can't you knock?" "I'm sorry..." "I was only bringing you some brain fuel." "I wish I'd been there when they pulled it down." "One couple managed to screw on it..." "Mum, please!" " They did!" "Have fun." "Take no notice of her." "She's unbearable." "She seemed all right to me." "Jakob?" "Open the door!" " Just a moment!" "Jakob..." "They're coming to watch Bo." "Talent scouts." "So I want you to do me a favour." "What?" "Stay away from the school party." "With Bo." "I'll pay for a ticket to the cinema." "No." " Jakob!" "Do it for Bo's sake!" "Scouts don't care if I go to a party." "Jakob, you're the one who sets up his goals." "He's got to score in this match." "You also have something at stake." "You're a team." "Dad, beat it, will you?" "Jakob..." "This new place Bo's living at..." " At Jagger's." "Yes, is that his name?" "I don't fit in there." "I want you to tell Bo about the talent scouts in the right way." "Will you do that for me?" "He's got to be in good shape for that match." "It's his first step on the ladder to playing for Denmark." "How much did you pay?" " 400." "Evening." "All you have is your sense of touch." "It's bloody tricky." "Something up?" " No  I just wanted to see your new place." "Well, this is my room." "Want to see the rest?" "The living room." "Sit down." "Jakob Sørup..." "your dad's the locksmith, right?" "Are you in the football club, too?" "I hear Bo's really good at it." "Good enough for a career." " That's right." " How much do footballers earn?" "In Denmark 50,000 kroner a month." "But if you're sold to a club abroad it's millions." "No, thanks." "I'd better be off." "Coming to the school party?" "Later, maybe." " Remember the match tomorrow." "It's important." "There are matches every day, Jakob." "Do you know what soccer is, Bo?" "22 white men chasing Michael Jackson's arsehole." "Shall we dance?" "Have you seen Mikkel around?" "Go away!" "Mathilde!" "What are you doing here?" " Stopping you from dying of thirst." "For half a beer I'll tell you a joke." " Why only a half?" "I can only remember the punch line." "Ready?" ""Hurry up!" "my husband gets home at 3"." "Let's dance instead." "Can you manage?" "Jakob, look what I found in the bushes!" "We'll have to get him home." "You found him." "You keep him." "I can't carry him on my own." " Call a cab." "I'll pay." "Oh, no, Bo!" "No!" "See you real soon!" "What did Bo say when you told him about the scouts?" "He... didn't really say anything." "No  the big things in life  there are no words for them." "Someone like Bo shouldn't be at school at all." "He should be fenced in on a soccer pitch." "Was it a good party?" "It was fine." " I've got you some breakfast." "How sweet of you!" "How did you get home?" " Walked." "With anyone?" "OK, his name is Jakob Sørup." "We're in the same class   and you have met him." "Well... are you going out with him?" "Stop it, Mum!" "I'll fetch him." "Bo!" "Bo, wake up!" "Bo, we've got a match." "Today's the day the scouts are coming, remember?" "Go away." "I'm asleep." "Bo, the scouts are coming." "Repeat after me:" "The scouts are coming." "The scouts are coming." "Again: the scouts are coming." "The scouts are coming." "What scouts?" "From Italy?" " Shut up or I'll throw up." "Where are your clothes?" " Chocolate milk." "What?" " I need some chocolate milk." "I'll get some." " But you didn't tell me..." "Yes, I did." "Has anyone seen the number one shirt?" "Try again!" "Jakob!" " Move up the field!" "Damn..." "No, no, no, what are you doing?" "!" "This is crap!" "Where the hell were the backs?" "It wasn't your fault, Mikkel." "Come on, you guys!" "Shut it!" "Yes?" "Yes, it was a ball." "Really?" "How much?" "Two hundred?" "Three hundred?" "What the hell are you at?" "It's a brand-new Nokia!" "Get it or I'll never play again." "Do you realize how few players ever get a chance like this?" "It was your ticket out of Lystrup!" " It cost 3500." "I don't care how much it was." "You've got your legs and you've got football." "You're special, Bo." "But now you've thrown it all away." "I'll get by." "How?" "All you've got is your legs." "Shut the hell up about my legs." "You love my legs, don't you?" "We've noticed how you keep coming into the showers." "You paedophile bastard!" "Ride past the video rental place and on up to Birkebakken." "Past the red house, too." "Of course it's hard!" "But I've got a surprise for you." "There's only room for you inside me." "You're just disgusting." "Mathilde?" "Mathilde?" "Is Mathilde in?" " No, she's at work." "Didn't you know?" "But she'll be home soon, so you can wait inside." "Would you like a beer?" "Who is the prettiest girl in your class?" "Mathilde, definitely." "The others are... screw-ups." "So Mathilde is the kind of girl all the boys fancy?" "Mathilde's special." "She's... got real charm." "You have to know her well to give her a high score." "She's most like a pearl in an oyster." "But I can see where she gets it from." "Who is the most attractive actress?" "Cameron Diaz." "Or Katja Kean." "Because they're beautiful or because they're sexy?" "Cameron Diaz is a real looker." "While Katja Kean is more the sexy type." "Hi, Mathilde, I was chatting to your boyfriend." "Hi." "Shall we go upstairs?" " Have a beer!" "Don't be so boring!" "Jakob was saying that he thinks Katja Kean is sexy." "Do you?" "She's totally fake." "I didn't mean it like that." " He said you were the prettiest." "Who do you think looks best?" " Brad Pitt." "Do you really think he's sexy?" " Who?" "Brad Pitt." " Yes, of course." "He's a monkey face." "Brad Pitt is sexy and that's that." "Can I ask you something?" "Would you sleep with him if you got the chance?" "If he was nice." "You're disgusting." "I didn't think you were like that." "Like what?" "A girl who'd screw Brad Pitt." " Don't be so uptight!" "You would screw Cameron Diaz or Katja Kean if you got the chance." "You're just a cheap whore who'd screw Brad Pitt." "Don't call me a whore, Jakob." "I'm sorry." "But it's really cheap." " Stop it, Jakob." "Lystrup is a million kilometres from Hollywood." "Let's just forget it and do our homework." "Why did you get home so late?" "I was putting new slips into the video covers." "That can't take so long." " What do you think, then?" "That I was knocking off customers in the back room?" "If you would screw Brad Pitt..." "I want you to go now." "We've got homework to do." " No." "Get out!" "But..." " Get out!" "Come on, phone and apologize, Jakob!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry for what I said about Brad Pitt." "Back there, in your room." " Yes?" "I'm sorry, Mathilde." " Sorry for what?" "You don't know." "Of course I do." " Say it, then." "I'm sorry for everything." "For everything?" "Can't you be more precise?" "I'm sorry for being the way I am." "Just sorry." "What am I meant to say?" "It's just not good enough, Jakob." "You still haven't returned Gladiator." "It's 7 days overdue." "Gladiator?" "What?" " See you!" "Hi." " Hi." "Is Mikkel in?" "No, not right now." "Want to come in?" "Yes." "I'll just wait for him." "Mikkel has just phoned." "He's been held up." "Shall we play on the computer?" "Mikkel just phoned." "He's been held up." "Is something the matter?" "I'm fine." "Are you?" "Every time I do anything it's wrong." "And if I don't do anything, it's also wrong." "I know what you mean." "Mikkel and my class all think I'm little." "I'm not." "You're soaking." "I'm cold." "Jakob!" "Mikkel?" " Jakob!" "It's not the way you think." "Get out!" "And stay away from my party." "Do you know where the film is?" " What film?" "Gladiator." "The VCR's been nicked from the holiday cottage." "There's been a real break-in." "The cops will be able to trace it straight back to us." "I left before you." "Don't you remember?" "And by the way, I'm out of it." "Find someone else for your holiday cottage games." "So... see you around." "Jakob... what I said about your dad..." "I didn't mean it." "See you." "Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you." "You and Jakob..." "are you still going out together?" "Good..." "He isn't your type, anyway." " Why not?" "You'd be more suited to another type." "What kind of type?" "Jakob said he doesn't fancy you." "He did?" "Mikkel..." "It's no good." "It doesn't have to be right now." "Mikkel, it's not you I love." "Jakob." " I don't know." "Oh, well..." "I just wanted to hear if you'd like to come to my party on Saturday." "Just as a guest." "Thanks." "I'd really like to." "Joakim." "Andreas." "Bøje." "Thomsen." "Lads, we're below the line." "There are only ten of you." "Mikkel's not coming, either, so Kaiwan, you're in goal." "What?" " In goal, Kaiwan." "Eleven!" "Jakob... you're the new captain." "Take those shades off!" " No." "Are you miserable or are you just trying to look interesting?" "I'm not wiping up after you." "Don't you think you're seeing a bit much of Jakob...?" "Get off that high horse of yours!" "All that interests me   is that you don't get tied up too young." "You don't know about love." " And you do, maybe?" "Is that why I haven't got a father?" "Mind you don't turn into one great ego!" "Jakob, you take it." "Go for it, Jakob!" "Do you have something to say?" "Then say it!" "Is Mathilde in?" " Hi, Jakob." "Mathilde doesn't want to see you." " I have something to tell her." "Jakob, I promised I'd tell you she didn't want to see you." "Just one tiny little thing." " Goodbye, Jakob." "It's really important." "I'd like to hear it from her." " I do understand, Jakob." "Is Mathilde upset because you dropped her once you'd had sex?" "See how sweet he is?" "Can't we keep him?" "No, Bryan." "Mum won't have animals in the house, you know that." "I got him from an old lady on my newspaper round   for ironing her newspapers like that kid in America." "Isn't he sweet?" "His name is Fido." "Fido?" "You have to be old or senile to call a dog Fido." "Don't move!" "I'll be right back." "Do you want to hold him?" "Go on!" "He's sweet." "Bryan?" "Bring him here." "No!" " Come on!" "Put him down here." "We can't have a dog called Fido." "But you can keep him on two conditions." "One: you clean up any mess he makes." "Two: his name is Figo." " Figo?" "Yes." "Like the genius from Real Madrid." "Dog, I name you Figo." "It is up to you to bring honour to the Sørup family." "Jakob..." "Is it something about me?" "Tell me!" "Please would you stop cleaning the bus when it's clean?" "Evening." " Does Jakob Sørup live here?" "Yes." " It's about some break-ins." "We won't say a thing." "We never went there." "The party's off." "Aren't Mikkel or Jakob in?" " Mikkel's not." "And Jakob went off with this tall blond from the senior year." "Name and I D number." "Jakob Surøp." "3103  86." "1339." "Take off your jacket." "Put your hands on the counter." "No!" "Ouch, damn it!" "Address?" "Kid, your address?" " 6, Møgelgårdsvej." "Town and post code?" "8520 Lystrup." " Is he going to cell 3?" "He's going for questioning first." "Take him upstairs." "Name and I D number." "Mikkel Larsen." "200486." "1557." "Jakob?" "How did the questioning go?" "It was soon over." "I said Bo did it." "So did I." "I said he did the lot." "He fucked himself into a corner." "He didn't breathe a word about us." "The police didn't know anything about us." "We just babbled away about him." "What kind of men are we?" "LEGO men." "They've got no balls." "I'm going to Mathilde's." "Jakob?" "I love you." "I love you." "Jakob?" "Can I stay here?" "Just on the floor?" "Do you want to come up here?" "Would you like to do it?" "If you would." "Jakob!" "Jakob!" "You'll have to go." "Mum will wake up soon." "You've got to go." "Jakob Sørup." "Man." "Idiot!" "English subtitles Jonathan Sydenham"