"This is so decadant" "Flying to London on a red-eye for the weekend" "Well, I am not gonna go to my grave without seeing Billy Elliot:" "The Musical" "What is it about a boy in a tutu that always brings a town together?" "Oh, excuse me Can I get a second pillow?" "We're only supposed to give out one" "Aww, Boo hat couldn't have been cuter I think I have an extra" " Uh, can I get an extra one, too?" " We're out" "Perhaps you could fold your hair up behind your head" "Uh, boo" "Gimme that!" "Well, what do you expect?" "It's an international flight and you're dressed for the International House of Pancakes" "What?" "I wanna be comfortable" "All I'm gonna be doing is eating and sleeping and farting into my airplane blanket" "Well, at least today you have an airplane blanket" "Okay I'm gonna go do a celebrity hunt" "What?" "If there's a major celebrity onboard the plane won't go down" "If there's a minor celebrity, we'll definitely go down." "Everybody knows that" "That is ridiculous" "The only way to prevent a plane from going down is to pack your lucky Woodstock" "Oh, uh, this is first class You can't come in here" "Oh, no, I'm just trying to see" "No, I know what you're doing, and we're fine" "Paula Abdul is in 2A" "Ooh." "Really?" "Couldn't that go either way?" "Excuse me?" "Do you have Princess Diaries Part 1?" "I don't think I'll enjoy Part 2 unless I know how she became a princess" "Oh, my god" "Àª" "Àª  ±×" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º 8x06 Love is in the Airplane" "I totally shouldn't be doing this because A:" "I have a boyfriend and B: it's from first class but..." "Here's a warm cookie" "Thank you!" "Can I also get a glass of champagne?" "You will not believe this Leo's in first class" "Leo DiCaprio is in first class?" "No." "Leo, Leo." "My Leo" "Oh, my God." "Leo?" "Leo." "I don't know what to do I'm" " I'm completely freaked out" "I guess" " I guess I should say hello Well, I" "I can't!" "Look at me!" "You see!" "This is why you should always dress when flying" "Oh!" "You know what?" "Okay I'm gonna check my carry-on" "Maybe I have something" "Grace, Grace, Grace!" "It doesn't matter what you're wearing He cares about you, not how you look" "Are you kidding me?" "I know." "Even as I said it I didn't believe it" "Oh..." "I love tea It's so proper" "Now, do you take lemon or peyote in yours?" "Lemon, please" "I always forget what you mean when you invite me over for high tea" "Karen, I'm thinking you need to hire Rosie back" "You always said she was your soulmate" "No, I said said she was my soul maid" "And I am not hiring her back I am very happy with her replacement, Leni" "Oh, mum!" "I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of lowering all the shelves in your medicine closet" "For those days when you're jack-knifed behind the toilet" "Oh!" "You must be that famous Mr. McFarland" "Oh, you're even more handsome than I imagined" "You're like a young Princess Margaret" "It's a pleasure meeting you" "It's a pleasure to meet you, too, Leni" "See, Jackie Isn't she nice?" "Yes, but Karen, Rosie's a mess without you" "Yesterday, she actually considered going back to the American Ballet Theatre" "She even started her binge-purge cycle just to get back into shape" "Rosario betrayed me Now." "If you'll excuse me" "I think I may have had one too many cups of tea" "I'm just going to step into the other room and scrape these scorpions off of my body" "Um..." "Seems like you're really fond of this Rosario" "I'm sorry, Leni it's" " It's got nothing to do with you" "It's just that..." "Karen and Rosie go together" "You know, like Abbott and Consuelo" "You understand" "Oh, yes I do" "I mean, friendship is the most important thing in the world" "Now, there's something I'd like you to understand" "What's that dear?" "I am not losing this job you little pole smoker!" "If you say that woman's name in this house again" "I will peel you like a "banana"" "A what?" "A ba-nah-ner" "A what?" "I'll cut your junk off!" "Oh, banana" "Come on, Grace" "There's only so much you can accomplish in an airplane bathroom" "Can you believe this was still in the bottom of my bag from Provincetown?" "You look amazing Now, I feel under-dressed" "I guess that's what they mean by cabin pressure" "Don't laugh at your own jokes It makes you look like a dad" "Okay." "I can do this" "I'm gonna walk by him confident and sexy" "And I'm gonna let him discover me" "I'm very cute when I'm caught off guard" "Here, catch me off guard" "Grace?" "Wow." "There is really nothing authentic about you, is there?" "Go on You're gonna be great" "I'm sorry no coach people allowed" "Yeah, my ex-husband is up there and I just want to say a quick hello" "That's a great story" "Now, why don't you hurry back to your seat or you'll miss your cheese sandwich" " What's going on?" " He won't let me in" "Aww." "Boo" "That is adorable" "And did you get those dangerous brown eyes through security?" "Oh, well, I have a license to carry these" "But, my abs of steel set off some alarms" " So, can I" " Just, go." "Bleh" "I stood behind Julie Andrews at a bookstore once" "Just between you and me she looked a lot more Victor than Victoria" "Grace?" "Wow." "I can't get over this How are you?" "I'm good." "I'm going to Thailand..." "Connecting in London" "Oh, that's so funny, I'm going to London!" "Well, of course." "Hello" "We're on the same plane and this plane is going to London" "Big relief." "Would not want to wake up in Afghanistan" "That war there is terrible" "We should not be there Not that I don't support the troops" "I just want them to come home safely" "Of course, I won't be there if they come home this weekend because I'll be in London, but I guess if they come home next weekend" " You know, I could be there" " Grace" " I just wouldn't know where they get off the plane " " It's okay" "I'm nervous, too" "You are?" "Oh." "Hi Me again" "Any chance I could move up here with you?" "Are you flirting with me to get a better seat?" "Because I should tell you I have a boyfriend" "Well, I should tell you that by the time this plane lands, you might have two" "If they let us wear pearls I'd be clutching them" "Come on up" "Oh, great." "I'll get my stuff" "Okay" "What are you doing?" "I give you a pillow and a cookie and you flirt with my boyfriend?" "He's your boyfriend?" "That's a twist I did not need" "I got a seat ready for you, handsome" "I see you're up to your old tricks again Big surprise" "You've always had a thing for Middle Eastern men" "98... 99... 100" "Okay" "Karen!" "Before you brush your under-wig, we need to talk" "Leni's a monster" "Honey, she's just British They don't get a lot of sun" "Yesterday, she walked in front of a lamp and I could see her brain" "Not that!" "She threatened me!" "Wh--?" "Jackie I can not believe you" "You will say anything to get me to hire Rosie back" "No, no, no, no This isn't about hiring Rosie back" "Your new maid threatened me She said she'd peel me like a banana" "A what?" "A banana!" "A what?" "She said she'd cut my junk off!" "Oh, a Banahner!" "All right." "I am gonna get to the bottom of this right now" "What the hell are you doing here?" "Your call is" "Yes, mum?" "Oh." "Leni..." "Jack told me that you... threatened to assault him Is that true?" "Oh, goodness no I would never lift a finger to anyone" "Well, I couldn't even if I wanted to" "During the Blitz, my arms were pinned under a dead horse for a week" "Liar!" "Jackie, please!" "The poor woman got her finger stuck in a horse while she was blitzed" "Well." "You have really sunk to a new low" "Lying about this poor dear, translucent woman" "Just to get me to hire Rosie back?" "I can't even look at you" " But, Karen!" "I" " No!" "No, I mean it" "I'm gonna take a bath, and when I come out I don't want to see your face" "Fine!" "I'll take my face and go!" "And this was the Congo... so the spider that was crawling up my bed was as big as a dinner plate" "A hairy dinner plate" "Yeah, I got a couple of plates like that under my bed, too" "What did you do?" "Well, I screamed Then he screamed" "I threw a book he threw a chair things were implied insults were hurled..." "Finally, I just slid a piece of paper under him and took him outside" "Though, he will probably tell you it happened the other way around" "Wow." "You've really grown You used to make me vacuum them up" "Yeah, it's not that I was so afraid of the spider" "I was just the only thing I could do to get you to vacuum" "Oh!" "Hi" "Hey, um, can I ask you something?" "Are you, um..." "Are you still mad at me?" "No." "No, I'm not I'm really not" "I'm glad" "This is my fault" "I'm gonna make it my goal for rest of this flight to get you guys back together" "Because, you know A: there's obviously love here" "And-- and B: you might be working my return flight" "So, come on." "Come on Sit down and just work it out, Okay?" "Can I have a blanket?" "You sit, you talk I'll get it" "Can I get a coffee?" "Oh" " Oh, no No, I'm not actually a flight" "Okay, who else wants coffee 'cause I'm not gonna make two trips" "Wow, I gotta say..." "Red-eye flight to London" "I wouldn't have expected you to be all gussied up, you know?" "I would have figured you for sweats" "I guess I've changed" "So have you" "You just became the first Jew to say the word "gussied."" "I was... scared that it was going to be weird, seeing you, you know..." "It's not" "I know." "I'm just relieved that after all this time, we can just be normal" "I know" "Okay." "The coast is clear" "Now." "You go find Karen and do whatever you need to do to get your job back and I'll distract Leni" "Oh, it's a great plan Like Ocean's Eleven" "If only I looked like Julia Roberts" "Ya don't" "Yes, mum?" "Oh, look It's the little 'armonica blower" "Ready for his ass-kicking and right on sched-- time" "You're gonna have to catch me first Scary Poppins!" "Excuse me..." "Can I" "Ma'am, please take your seat until beverage service is complete" "Oh, it's you" "What are you doing?" "You know what?" "I don't care." "Give me a white wine" "$5.00" "Ginger ale" "You have no idea what I have been through since I smuggled you into first class" "I got into a relationship I broke up a relationship somehow I became a flight attendant everybody wants headsets and of course they only have twenties" "So, you better tell me that you at least had a decent conversation with Leo" "I slept with him" "My God you are a gay man" "Who does this mean?" "It means..." "It was nice" "Nice?" "Yeah, it was nice to have one moment with Leo that wasn't wierd or complicated or uncomfortable there's that damn kosher meal again It's not on any of my lists" "So, are you okay?" "Yeah Yeah, I think I am" "I mean, I wish I could have those last few hours all the time" "But Leo's always gonna be the guy who's flying off somewhere" "And that's okay..." "As long as I'm not the one at home waitin'" " Sweetie--?" " No, it's good." "It's good" "Most people never get any closure I got hot closure" "Well, I'm happy for you" "You washed your hands, right?" "Hello, Miss Karen" "Rosario!" "What are you doing here?" "I fired you months ago!" "And besides, I didn't do this" "God, I miss that sound" "I came to apologize and to ask for my job back" "I'm sorry I have a new maid now and she is an elegant distinguished woman" "Fire that psycho!" "She is not a psycho" "You listen to me, lady" "You know what?" "I don't have to listen to you, you Mexican nesting doll" " How dare you talk to me like that!" " You waste of space!" "You leave more" " hair in the tub than you clean out it!" " I don't take this from garbage from you!" " I could shove a dust rag up a baboon's ass " " You are a nasty, disgusting pig!" "and he'd do a better job than you, you big armadillo!" "God, I missed you so much!" "I missed you too, mommy!" "Aqua Velva and garlic" "Smells like home" "I shaved" "Okay." "Nine hours until Billy Elliot" "That gives us eight hours to sleep and one hour to find a Burger King" "There it is" "Perfect" "Grace" "Hi" "Hullo, Will." "Enjoying your holiday?" "That's cute" "Hullo, Leo" "What are you doing?" "You sound ridiculous" "Okay..." "I thought you had a plane to catch" "Decided not to I thought we could see London together" "Really?" "Yeah, we always said we were gonna do that." "What do you think?" "Um..." "Yeah..." "Yeah I'd like that" "Great, I'll" " I'll change my ticket and I'll leave tomorrow" "Oh." "Right Tomorrow" "Wait." "You know what?" "Don't." "Don't change your flight" "Why?" "Will and I have a lot planned, and um..." "I just think it's better this way" "So..." "I don't really know where this leaves us" "I guess..." "I guess it leaves us where we were before the flight" "I'm moving on with my life..." "And I probably should, too..." "But thank you..." "for a wonderful flight" "So, I, guess this is it" "Goodbye, Grace" "At least you got to say goodbye" "You know what?" "I don't think I'll ever be able to say goodbye" "Oh, Jackie." "Great news, Jackie I've got my little Rosie back" "Now the only problem is Leni" "Honey, would you be a dear and fire her for me?" "Okay" "But I'm gonna need a heavy, blunt object" "Fine." "Rosie go with him" "Á¶°ÇºÎ ¹èÆ÷ / ¼öÁ¤ ±ÝÁö ¹èÆ÷½Ã ÀÚ¸· ÃâÃ³¸¦ ²À ¹àÇô ÁÖ¼¼¿ä"