"[children laughing]" "(girl) COME ON, MARIA, THIS WAY." "[children chattering]" "AHH!" "[girls screaming]" "(pumpkin girl) ARE THEY HOME?" "NOBODY HOME." "[children shouting]" "[child giggling]" "(girl) LET'S GO." "[exhales] [child screaming] [children shouting]" "[door closing]" "HELLO?" "LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU." "OH, MY GOD!" "JESUS!" "[sighing]" "HEY." "HEY, THAT LOOKS PRETTY GOOD." "COOL." "[yells]" "WHOA!" "[screams]" "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" "♪ WINTER'S COMIN' ON ♪" "♪ CAN'T YOU FEEL IT IN YOUR BONES NOW ♪" "♪ LAID TO REST ♪" "♪ WITH THE VERY BEST I DID THE BEST ♪" "ICE QUEEN, BABY!" "[whooping]" "DAMN IT, JAVANE, YOU'RE SUCH A KNOB." "[frat boys laughing]" "♪ SEND ME ON MY WAY ♪" "♪ WITH DISASTER ON THE BRAIN ♪" "♪ WITH BLACKENED LUNGS ♪" "♪ STILL MY SONG IS SUNG ♪" "♪ I DID THE BEST THAT I COULD ♪" "♪ SO TIE ME UP ♪" "♪ AND TURN ME LOOSE ♪" "♪ TELL ME 'BOUT ABUSE ♪" "♪ THE THINGS I KNOW ♪" "♪ I LEARNED ON MY OWN ♪" "♪ I WROTE THIS BOOK FOR FUN ♪" "♪ FOR FUN ♪" "(Roger) REMIND ME TO TAKE ART NEXT SEMESTER." "(Luke) YOU MIGHT GET BURNED." "[Roger laughing]" "OH, OH." "[growls] YOU MAKE MY TEETH SWEAT, GIRL." "HEY." "[sighs]" "YOU THINK MELODY KNOWS I'M A VIRGIN?" "ACTUALLY?" "YEAH." "AH, JEEZ, IT'S FREEZING IN HERE." "AH, SOMEONE LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN." "I CAN'T STAND FRIGGIN' SMOKERS." "[grunting]" "(Roger) IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE GOTTA DO LAUNDRY." "I'M NOT DOIN' IT AT 30 BELOW." "AHA." "A CERVEZA?" "I GOTTA SLOW DOWN, MAN, OK?" "UH, YOU CAN SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DEAD." "[opening beer can]" "OH, YEAH." "♪[Sun by Margo Guryan playing]" "[whooping]" "♪ SUN ♪" "♪ LYING IN THE SUN ♪" "♪ NOT A LOT OF RAIN IN THE WINTER ♪" "♪ ALL I WANT IS THE SUN ♪" "HI, I'M LILLY." "HI." "AND THIS IS MY COUSIN, CONSTANCE." "HOLA." "HI." "SORRY." "I HAVE, UH, AN ORAL FIXATION." "♪ AND DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD?" "♪" "MAY I?" "♪ AND DOESN'T IT FEEL GOOD?" "♪" "♪ SUN ♪" "♪ DOESN'T HURT MY EYES ♪" "♪ I CAN SEE A LOT IN THE MOVING ♪" "♪ SHADOWS MADE BY THE SUN ♪" "WE TRANSFERRED FROM BAYSIDE." "OUR ROOM'S RIGHT DOWN THE HALL FROM YOURS." "NUMBER 1021." "UH," "HOW COME I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU GUYS AROUND BEFORE, HUH?" "WE'RE PRE-MED." "DIFFERENT SCHEDULES." "SO," "WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR?" "I HAVE NO IDEA." "I'M A FRESHMAN." "[laughing]" "HOW COMPLETELY ADORABLE." "♪ PEACEFUL ANEW ♪" "YOU WANT A LICK?" "♪ SUN ♪" "I, UH..." "THERE'S A, UH, A SORORITY PARTY HAPPENING, UH, TOMORROW," "AND I WAS THINKING MAYBE" "WE KNOW." "COOL." "MAYBE." "SEE YOU LATER, FRESH-MAN." "[sighing]" "[grunting]" "UP?" "WHAT [laughing]" "(Luke) HELLO?" "[wind howling]" "[door opening]" "(Lilly) ROGER IS ALL YOURS." "(Constance) OH, YEAH, WELL." "I THINK HE'S KIND OF CUTE." "SURE, IF YOU LIKE ELIJAH WOOD." "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME" "YOU ACTUALLY HAD A CONVERSATION WITH A GUY," "AND HE DIDN'T GET DISTRACTED BY YOUR CLEAVAGE?" "LOOK YOU IN THE EYE?" "NOT IF HE CAN HELP IT." "UP-DOWN, UP-DOWN." "UP-DOWN, HELLO?" "FOCUS." "I'M UP HERE." "[sighing]" "THESE MEN BACK HOME, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FLASH." "IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THAT COUNTS." "THE MEN AT HOME ARE DEAD." "THESE BOYS ARE RIPE FOR PICKIN'." "IT'S AMAZING, THE POWER OF A LOW-CUT TOP." "I, FOR ONE, AM POSITIVELY EXHAUSTED." "THERE'S SO MUCH TO DO WITH SO LITTLE TIME." "HMM." "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO BED?" "[whispering] OH, YEAH." "[sighing]" "MMM." "WILL YOU DO IT FOR ME AGAIN?" "HMM." "YOU KNOW I WANT TO." "MMM." "[grunts] [squeaking] [wind howling]" "[wind screeching]" "[sighing]" "THANKS." "MUCH BETTER." "YOU'RE WELCOME." "HONEY, LET'S GO SEE WHAT NATASHA'S UP TO." "ALL RIGHT, WHATEVER." "[door opening]" "♪ WHO THE MAN?" "WHOA-WHOA I'M THE MAN, WHOA-WHOA ♪" "♪ GO, ROGER, GO, ROGER, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE ♪" "♪[continues singing]" "♪ GO, ROGER." "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ♪" "DUDE, THERE'S SOMETHIN' I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU." "DUDE, YOU'RE ALWAYS BUSTIN' ME TO GET A DATE." "OH, YEAH, I GOT ONE." "I JUST MET THE TWO" "FINEST WOMEN I-IN THE WORLD." "BLONDE GODDESSES." "CONSTANCE AND HER COUSIN, LILLY." "PRESENTING THE BABE BOOKENDS." "THE HOTTER ONE JUST INVITED ME" "TO THEIR SORORITY RUSH PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT." "I'M SO IN!" "THOSE BLONDES THAT YOU MET, RODGE?" "THERE'S SOMETHIN' SERIOUSLY BENT ABOUT THEM." "YEAH!" "THESE ARE WOMEN, BABY." "OH." "CALIENTE." "[kissing]" "GOODBYE 2-D." "HELLO 3-D." "DUDE, LILLY, HER CHEST, IT BURST OPEN." "AND THEN THESE BLACK FLESHY SNAKES START WHIPPIN' AROUND." "AND DUDE, I'M TELLING YOU, SHE'S STANDIN' THERE, EUPHORIC." "JUST DRINKIN' IN THE SPRAY FROM THIS TRIPPY AEROSOL CAN." "AND THEN BIGFOOT SHOWED UP?" "I'M TELLING YOU." "I KNOW IT SOUNDS INSANE, BUT IT HAPPENED." "OH, YEAH, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE 5 BEERS YOU POWERED DOWN." "WHOA, WHOA, I WAS NOT WASTED." "OK, I'M TELLING YOU THOUGH, SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY" "LUKE, LUKE, IT'S ALL RIGHT." "I WANT YOU TO CALM DOWN, OK?" "I WANT YOU TO BREATHE." "I WANT YOU TO BREATHE." "OK." "THAT'S GOOD." "WHAT ABOUT THE SPRAY CAN?" "WHAT ABOUT IT?" "WELL, IT HAD THIS LITTLE, UH, PERIODIC SYMBOL ON IT." "WHAT, YOU MEAN LIKE PRINCE?" "THE LITTLE SYMBOL?" "NO, NO, IT WAS, UH, IT WAS N-N2." "ALEX, WHAT IS" " WHAT IS N2?" "UM, LIQUID NITROGEN." "IT'S HAIRSPRAY." "WHAT HAPPENS IF IT GETS IN YOUR SKIN?" "IT CAN CAUSE CRYOGENIC BURNING" "AND THE INSTANTANEOUS FREEZING OF TISSUE." "WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?" "I DON'T THINK THEY HAD NAVELS." "IF YOU THINK THAT YOU SAW SOMETHING, LUKE, I BELIEVE YOU." "OK, I'M HAVING A PARTY AND IT'S IN A PLACE CALLED REALITY." "YOU'RE BOTH INVITED." "♪[singing in high-pitched tone]" "NATHAN," "PLEASE SHUT UP." "HEY, HEY." "NOBODY CALLS ME NATHAN." "IT'S GIBBY, A'IGHT?" "OK." "(Luke) WHAT IF THEY CAME HERE TO TAKE OVER S.J.C.?" "TRUST ME, I DON'T THINK ST." "JOHN'S COLLEGE IS ON THE BIG ALIEN RADAR." "IF ONLY I COULD GET A GOOD LOOK AT IT." "AT WHAT?" "THE OPENING BETWEEN HER BREASTS." "[sniggering]" "WHAT?" "NO..." "HEY, LOOK, THERE'S A CRONENBERG FESTIVAL" "AT THE CROSS RIVER CINEMA TONIGHT." "SO LET'S JUST BLOW OFF THIS WHOLE ANIMAL HOUSE THING, OK?" "I'VE GOTTA FIND THE TRUTH." "♪[music playing]" "IT IS OFF THE HOOK, YO!" "[people whooping]" "(Gibby) OH, MY MAN." "WHAT'S UP, BABY?" "NATASHA'S THINKIN' ABOUT RUSHING PI OMEGA." "(Alex) YOU'LL FIT RIGHT IN." "THANKS." "AND, UH..." "HI, GUYS." "HEY, MEL." "EVERYBODY, SHOOTERS!" "(all) HEY." "♪[music continues playing]" "OK." "DON'T THEY LOOK WEIRD TO YOU?" "DO YOU MEAN THE FACT THAT THEY'RE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL, TONED," "AND DON'T NEED AN AIRBRUSH?" "YES, THEY'RE NOT NORMAL." "THEY'RE OBVIOUS." "HERE'S HOPIN' THEY'RE DUMB AS A POST." "OK." "THEY'RE PRE-MED." "OF COURSE THEY ARE." "HI." "I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING, AM I?" "NO." "NO." "WANT TO GET YOUR GROOVE ON?" "SURE." "[gasping]" "TICK-TOCK." "LUKE." "I'M, UH, ALL YOURS." "IS THAT A FACT?" "♪ SO FAR AWAY THERE'S NO MAP AND I CAN'T GET BACK ♪" "♪ THERE'S NO ROADS I THROW ROCKS ♪" "♪ AT ANYONE WHO GETS TOO CLOSE ♪" ""I'M ALL YOURS." "IS THAT A FACT?"" "♪ I'M AFRAID TO GO TO SLEEP I FEEL YOU NEXT TO MY BED ♪" "HEY, YOU OK?" "SURE, WHY WOULDN'T I BE?" "WELL, YOU WANTED TO BE ONE OF THE BOYS." "NOW YOU ARE." "YOU'RE NOT HELPING, MELODY." "HOW ABOUT A COCKTAIL?" "♪ I CAN'T FIGHT THE FEELING ♪" "(Melody) GOOD TIMES." "FUNNIEST THING." "WHAT'S THAT?" "I FORGOT A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM." "QUARTERS?" "UH-HUH?" "AND SOMEHOW THEY JUST SEEMED TO WALK BACK TO MY ROOM" "ALL BY THEMSELVES." "WAS IT MAGIC?" "OR JUST A THOUGHTFUL NEIGHBOR?" "MAYBE." "♪ IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING AND I CAN'T PUT THE PEN AWAY ♪" "♪ CRUMPLED-UP PAPER DECORATING THE FLOOR ♪" "♪ NOW STOMPIN' THESE GRAPES WHEN I HEAR A KNOCK AT THE DOOR ♪" "♪ TAKE MY HEART AND TAKE MY LOVE ♪" "AH." "MMM." "HEY." "LUKE CALLAHAN." "WHERE I'M FROM, WE KISS HELLO." "♪ MIGHT AS WELL TAKE MY FEET I GOT NO PLACE TO GO ♪ [people whooping]" "♪ NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ME ♪" "♪ I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN OUT IN THE SWAMP FOR 6 YEARS ♪ [people whooping]" "[people chattering] [microphone feedback]" "SISTERS, SISTERS, WHO ARE WE?" "(all) PI BETA OMEGA!" "[all cheering]" "PI BETA OMEGA!" "[all shouting]" "NOW, SISTERS AND BROTHERS," "IT IS MY PLEASURE TO INTRODUCE TO YOU," "CAPTAIN OF THE HOCKEY TEAM, BOBBY JOHNSON!" "[all cheering]" "(man #1) BOBBY!" "(man #2) BOBBY, YOU RULE!" "TESTING, TESTING." ""AS THIS SEMESTER'S PI GUY, [all laughing]" ""IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE" ""TO NAME PI BETA OMEGA'S CANDIDATE" ""FOR ICE QUEEN." "[all shouting]" "PI OMEGA NEWBIE, MISS LILLY VINCENT!"" "[all cheering]" "OH, MY!" "FANTASTIC!" "[man whistling]" "OH, THANKS, EVERYBODY, AND THANK YOU, BOBBY." "I NEED A DRINK." "(man) GIVE HIM A KISS!" "[all hooting]" "[all continue cheering]" "LET'S PARTY!" "♪[music playing] [all cheering]" "[grunting]" "YOU ASSHOLE!" "SORRY." "THIS IS ANGORA!" "I'M REALLY SORRY." "I AM NEVER, EVER, GONNA FORGIVE YOU!" "LIKE, NEVER!" "LOSER!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS." "THE TRUTH HURTS, DON'T IT?" "WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR OWN DATE, ASSWIPE?" "AH, COME ON." "JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE." "[Luke grunting] [bawling]" "MY MOUTH!" "(girl) OH, GINNY!" "I'M SORRY." "INCOMING!" "[grunting]" "I'M SORRY." "[grunting]" "(Luke) STOP!" "GET LOST, YOU PUSSY." "HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOIN', MAN?" "I'M OUT OF HERE." "[people chattering]" "(girl) THANK YOU, ALL RIGHT." "(Alex) LUKE, WAIT UP." "[Luke panting]" "HEY." "SHE SURE GOT UNDER YOUR SKIN IN A HURRY." "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU REACT LIKE THAT." "WELL, YOU'RE NOT HER." "WHAT HAPPENED?" "ARE YOU OK?" "I THOUGHT SHE WAS DIFFERENT." "HA, WELL, GOOD THING YOU GUYS DIDN'T HAVE ANY KIDS, HUH?" "YOU KNOW, IT'S EASIER THIS WAY." "NO MESSY DIVORCE." "[sighing] LET'S GO FOR A DRIVE." "I'VE GOT TO CLEAR MY HEAD." "OK." "SHOTGUN." "I'M GONNA GO GET MY CELL PHONE." "(Luke) ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU IN THE PARKING LOT." "(Alex) DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME." "I'M LOVING YOU, BUDDY." "[clicks tongue] [knocking on door]" "OCCUPADO, AMIGO." "[knocking on door]" "HEY, KEEP YOUR PANTS ON." "SOMEBODY'S IN HERE." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HOW ARE YOU DOIN'?" "I'M--I'M OK." "UH, I'LL--I'LL BE OUT IN ONE SECOND, OK?" "[switch clicking]" "OR NOT." "[tittering] [clearing throat]" "[glass crashing]" "CLUMSY." "[Roger sighing]" "IT'S HOT IN HERE." "YES, IT IS." "IT IS RATHER HOT." "[Roger grunting]" "AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET HOTTER." "[tittering]" "UH-HUH." "OH, OH, GOD, NO." "OH, NO!" "YOU'RE CRAZY." "YOU'RE NUTS." "OH, PLEASE STOP." "CONSTANCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU'RE CRAZY." "STOP." "[fastener unzipping]" "OK." "[engine faltering]" "COME ON." "[sighing]" "(Lilly) COME ON, BOBBY." "THIS WAY." "[engine continues faltering] [sighing]" "[grunting]" "OW!" "[grunting]" "[grunting] [laughs]" "[chuckling]" "NOW YOU'RE TALKING, BABY." "NO, STOP." "STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP." "STOP." "[sighing]" "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MY DEAR?" "IT'S JUST..." "THAT'S A CRAZY BIRTHMARK." "CLIMBING ABOARD FLIGHT 69." "SOUTHBOUND FOR THE REGION OF... [knocking on door]" "(girl) HELLO?" "WHO'S IN THERE?" "DAMN IT." "LOOK, LOOK, LOOK." "LOOK!" "UH, UH, CONSTANCE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS, UM," "DELICATELY." "OH." "YOU'RE A WOMAN OF A CERTAIN, UM, EXPERIENCE." "UH-HUH." "(girl) HELLO?" "WHO'S IN THERE?" "WHOO!" "CONSTANCE, COULD YOU JUST, UM, JUST ONE..." "OK, OK, GEAR DOWN, BIG RIG." "[grunts]" "I'M... [panting]" "LOOK, UH," "I'M A VIRGIN." "OH." "[laughs]" "OK, IT'S, OW." "OK, LOOK, IT'S... (girl) I GOT A SERIOUS SITUATION HERE, GUYS." "I JUST WANT MY" "MY FIRST TIME TO BE SPECIAL, YOU KNOW?" "BEAUTIFUL." "ROMANTIC." "NOT A RUSH JOB ON THE FLOOR OF THE PI OMEGA SHITTER." "OH, WELL, YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO TALK TO A WOMAN." "[continues knocking]" "(girl) COME ON, I'M DYING OUT HERE!" "I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU, ROGER." "I DON'T WANT TO FRIGGIN' MARRY YOU." "MOVE." "[girl gagging] [puking]" "GOD." "MAYBE IT'S JUST THE BATTERY." "THAT'S THE ONLY NEW THING ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT." "WE DON'T HAVE TO GO OFF CAMPUS TO TALK, YOU KNOW." "I KNOW." "LOOK, SOMETIMES WOMEN FLIRT BECAUSE THEY CRAVE VALIDATION," "NOT BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET WITH YOU." "SO YOU'RE SAYING LILLY IS NORMAL?" "TAKE AWAY THE SILICONE, BOTOX, AND HAIR DYE, YES." "SHE'S JUST A GIRL." "[sighing]" "WHY GET ME SO HOT AND BOTHERED?" "SOMETIMES IT'S GENUINE." "[Bobby screaming]" "[Lily screaming]" "WHAT IS IT?" "I THOUGHT I HEARD..." "IT'S NOTHING." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FORGET IT." "LET'S CALL IT." "GAME OVER." "(Roger) COME ON, GIVE IT UP, BABY." "COME ON." "OH." "OH, JESUS, RODGE!" "♪ ANALYZING EVERYTHING YOU SAY ♪" "WHAT?" "♪ AND AS I SIT THE TEARS ROLLIN' ♪" "NOTHING." "[burping]" "THAT'S THE PEPPERONI." "OH, YEAH." "HEARD ABOUT YOUR FIGHT LAST NIGHT." "GOOD." "GO FOR THE KNEECAPS NEXT TIME." "THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME." "THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST TIME." "DUDE, I'M NOT YOUR MOM OR ANYTHING," "BUT SHOULDN'T YOU GO EASY ON THE PARTYING?" "YOUR HEART COULD GIVE OUT." "DUDE," "I'VE GOT THESE BABIES TO KEEP IT REAL, OK?" "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT." "IT'LL KEEP PUMPIN'," "AND I'LL DO THE HUMPIN', RIGHT?" "WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?" "SO?" "I'M STILL IN THE KIDDIE CLUB." "NO!" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "I WANTED TO WAIT." "FOR?" "THE RIGHT MOMENT." "MAN, YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT." "REALLY?" "OK." "HI, YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE." "ALL ALIEN BABES ARE FREE TO ROAM ABOUT THE CABIN." "FEEL FREE." "FUNNY." "YOU KNOW, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I SAW THE OTHER NIGHT." "WHEN I WAS A KID, I--I BELIEVED THAT SOMETHIN' ELSE EXISTED, YOU KNOW?" "A UNICORN IN THE FOREST, A MONSTER UNDER THE BED." "A HOT ALIEN WITH SNAKE TITS?" "IT PROBABLY WAS MY IMAGINATION." "I WAS KIND OF HAMMERED." "HEY, MAN, I'M SORRY THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT WITH YOU AND LILLY." "YEAH, WHATEVER." "[knocking on door]" "YOU GET IT." "COME IN." "LUKE CALLAHAN?" "AMANDA?" "(Watts) LET'S MAKE THIS EASY ON BOTH OF US, HUH?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL?" "LUKE, I NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME." "DETECTIVE KIRK NEEDS TO HAVE A FEW WORDS WITH YOU." "OK." "UM." "GIVE ME A SEC." "OK." "[people chattering] [door closing]" "NO WAY." "NO WAY, YOU AND-- YOU AND HER?" "MENTION IT TO ANYONE AND YOU'RE A DEAD MAN." "MOVE THOSE PEOPLE BACK." "THIS IS A CRIME SCENE, NOT A KEG PARTY." "YOU HEARD THE MAN." "YOU GOTTA... [crows cawing]" "NO INDICATION OF A STRUGGLE." "NO OBVIOUS CAUSE OF DEATH." "ANYONE FOR A LITTLE RING TOSS?" "WATTS, TAKE OVER." "(Kirk) BLUTO..." "HOLY SHIT!" "THERE'S NOTHING HOLY ABOUT THAT SHIT." "CALLAHAN, YOU COME WITH ME." "[whistling] COME ON, PUPPY." "I JUST SAW HIM LAST NIGHT." "A COUPLE OF HOURS AGO." "A LOT OF PEOPLE SAW HIM LAST NIGHT, SPORTS FAN." "BOBBY, HE, UH, HE LEFT THE PARTY WITH SOMEONE." "IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE ABOUT TO HOOK UP." "OH, PLEASE, DON'T KEEP ME IN SUSPENSE." "HER NAME WAS LILLY VINCENT." "WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT, LUKE?" "ME?" "YEAH." "I WENT TO THE PARTY FOR A LITTLE WHILE." "THEN I WANTED TO GO FOR A DRIVE, BUT IT DIDN'T HAPPEN." "WHY DID YOU LEAVE?" "I'D HAD ENOUGH." "PEOPLE SAID YOU WERE PRETTY UPSET." "PEOPLE?" "HEARD ABOUT A LITTLE SHOVING MATCH, TOO." "OH." "NO, THAT WAS NOTHIN'." "YOU HIT GIRLS A LOT, DO YOU?" "OF COURSE NOT." "YEAH." "WHY DON'T WE GO SOMEPLACE AND WARM UP A BIT?" "HOP IN, PUPPY." "[car engine starting]" "HEY, MOVE IT!" "MOVE IT!" "[man grunting] [phone ringing]" "DETECTIVE, I DIDN'T KILL BOBBY." "BUT THE OTHER NIGHT, I DID SEE SOMETHIN' THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE." "[creatures squeaking]" "UNLESS IT'S YOUR ALIBI, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT." "NO." "YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME." "NO, NO, NO." "YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME." "SEE, I GOT YOU HITTIN' ON BOBBY'S GIRLFRIEND," "PICKIN' A FIGHT WITH THE DECEASED," "CLOCKIN' A CO-ED," "LEAVING THE PARTY IN A JEALOUS RAGE," "AND AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME AT THE ESTIMATED TIME OF DEATH." "BINGO!" "[cutter buzzing]" "OH." "[door opening]" "FINALLY." "HOW'S BUSINESS, DOC?" "OH, IT'S DEAD." "COMPETITION'S KILLIN' ME." "ANY UPDATES?" "THIS IS REALLY FASCINATING." "WHAT'S THAT?" "BOBBY HERE HAS NO SIGN OF STRUGGLE," "NO EXTERIOR MARKINGS, NO POISONS." "HE HAS AN ABOVE-AVERAGE BLOOD-ALCOHOL LEVEL," "BUT CERTAINLY NOT ENOUGH TO TRIGGER A COMA." "MMM, WELL, THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE TELLS ME HE MUST HAVE FELT SOMETHING." "NOW THIS IS REALLY BAFFLING." "BOBBY FROZE" "FROM THE INSIDE OUT." "DID YOU SAY "FROZE FROM THE INSIDE OUT"?" "YEAH." "WELL, HOW DO YOU FIGURE THAT?" "WELL, YOU TAKE A PIECE OF MEAT AND YOU THROW IT OUT IN THE FREEZING COLD," "THE FROST ATTACKS THE EXTREMITIES," "AND THEN IT BURROWS THROUGH TO THE CORE." "YEAH." "NOW OUR SUBJECT, HIS ORGANS ARE ROCK SOLID." "BUT HIS EXTERIOR BODY TEMP" "WAS BARELY BELOW FREEZING WHEN WE FOUND HIM." "NO, NO, NO." "BOBBY'S DEEP FREEZE STARTED FROM THE INSIDE OUT." "HMM." "ANYTHING ELSE?" "EXCUSE ME." "THERE'S EVIDENCE THAT A HOSE WAS FORCED DOWN HIS THROAT." "A HOSE?" "YEAH, A BEER BONG." "IT'S A FUNNEL CONNECTED TO A HOSE." "IT'S KIND OF-- IT'S A DRINKING GAME." "KIDS TODAY." "WHO THE HELL KNOWS?" "RIGHT, YEAH." "I-I-IN YOUR OPINION, DOC, DID THIS HOSE KILL HIM?" "NO WAY." "I'VE SEEN THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE." "NEVER LIKE THIS." "[shuddering]" "[Kirk whistling]" "HERE, PUPPY, PUPPY." "PUPPY, PUPPY." "COME ON." "YOU'RE RELEASED, CALLAHAN." "GREAT." "HEY, UH, DID YOU CATCH THE KILLER?" "YES," "AND NO." "THE CLEAN CORPSE AT ARCH MEMORIAL MEANS YOU'RE FREE." "FOR NOW, PUPPY." "[whistling]" "BYE-BYE, PUPPY." "BYE-BYE." "BYE-BYE, PUPPY." "I'D BET MY BADGE THAT KID DID IT." "AND WHEN I PIN IT ON HIM, IT'LL BE MY TICKET." "[people chattering]" "(Vikki) THIS TYPE OF BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED." "I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG." "WE CANNOT BE CAUGHT WITH OUR GUARD DOWN AGAIN, UNDERSTAND?" "IT LOOKS BAD FOR ALL OF US." "[elevator bell dings]" ""ALL OF US"?" "ARCHER MEMORIAL HOSPITAL." "(cab driver) YOU GOT IT." "[sniffs]" "[shuddering]" "JESUS!" "[Luke panting] [medical examiner whistling]" "[panting]" "[medical examiner continues whistling]" "[sighing] [liquid dripping]" "HOLY SHIT!" "HELLO, DICKHEAD!" "[shuddering]" "[sighing]" "(Roger) SO YOU'RE REALLY GETTING THE HANG" "OF THIS BREAKIN' AND ENTERIN' THING, HUH?" "WHAT'S NEXT, LUKE?" "LIQUOR STORE?" "MAYBE A CASINO?" "HE HAD TO HAVE BEEN THERE FOR HOURS," "AND HIS BODY WAS STILL ICE-COLD." "THAT'S BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD, GENIUS." "I BROKE HIS ARM OFF." "IT SNAPPED." "THAT'S NASTY." "WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT?" "THEY EVEN HAD A DIAGRAM OF A TENTACLE." "I MEAN, WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA DO SOMETHING?" "OH, MAN, WHO MADE YOU C.S.I., NEW BRUNSWICK, MAN?" "I KNOW WHAT I SAW." "DUDE, YOU'RE DELUSIONAL, OK?" "BOBBY GOT TANKED, MAN." "HE GOT TANKED, HE PASSED OUT AFTER A SUB-ZERO LAP DANCE, AND THAT'S IT." "THAT'S RIGHT." "SHE SCREWED HIM TO DEATH." "GOT HER BLOODSUCKIN' HOOKS IN HIM." "(Gibby) HOOKS?" "HOOKS?" "LOOK, MAN." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU SAID YOURSELF, THE DETECTIVE HAD NOTHIN' TO GO ON, RIGHT?" "BOBBY WAS CLEAN:" "NO CUTS, NO SCARS," "NO SUCKER BURNS, NOTHING." "BECAUSE SHE SHOVED THEM DOWN HIS THROAT." "OH." "OR UP HIS" "LUKE, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW INSANE YOU SOUND?" "YES, THANK YOU." "ANYWAY, MAN, CONSTANCE CLEARED HER." "THAT'S IT." "GAME OVER." "THAT'S BECAUSE SHE'S ONE OF THEM, TOO." "COME ON." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THIS HAS BEEN AN EXPERIENCE," "BUT I GOTTA BOUNCE." "I'M MEETIN' NATASHA AT THE G.S.U." "IT'S HER PI BETA RUSH MEETIN' TONIGHT, SO I'M ABOUT TO PI BETA RUSH." "BA DUM PA PUM PUM." "YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN?" "(Luke) HEY, GIBBY," "JUST BE CAREFUL, MAN." "OK." "(Roger) HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?" "WHAT'S THAT?" "I THINK THIS IS ALL AN ELABORATE PLAN TO SCREW UP MY EVENING." "WHAT?" "YEAH, MAN." "TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, BUDDY, OK?" "CONSTANCE AND ME." "I'VE GOT A TICKET TO RIDE, MAN, AND--AND RIDE I WILL." "I GOT--I GOT SOME CANDLES, I GOT SOME INCENSE," "I EVEN GOT SOME LAURYN HILL." "THIS AIN'T ABOUT YOU, MAN." "I KNOW, MAN." "THAT'S THE POINT." "IT'S ABOUT YOU." "I FINALLY FIND A GIRL, A HOT GIRL," "WHO'S INTERESTED IN ME," "AND YOU CAN'T" " YOU CAN'T STAND THE COMPETITION." "(Roger) PI OMEGA'S ALL WRONG, MAN." "I'M TALKIN' CASA DU ROGER." "BOYS, THERE HAS BEEN A DEATH ON CAMPUS." "THERE'S A SLIGHT POSSIBILITY CONSTANCE MIGHT NOT BE UP FOR SOME NOOKIE." "UH, WELL, ACT-ACTUALLY," "CONSTANCE FEELS THAT NOW, M-MORE THAN EVER," "THAT WE SHOULD MAKE LOVE TONIGHT" "SEEIN' HOW DELICATE LIFE IS AND EVERYTHING." "TAKE THE ROOM, BRO." "YES!" "YES!" "OK." "THIS IS GREAT, MAN." "THANKS." "LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOT TO FIND A PLACE TO CRASH TONIGHT." "[banging] [screaming]" "OH, GOD!" "HELP ME!" "[laughing]" "OOH!" "YEAH." "THAT KID GETS UNDER MY SKIN." "SO ARE YOU GOING TO THAT ICE QUEEN THING TONIGHT?" "I GUESS." "DO YOU WANT TO GO TOGETHER?" "HOW COME YOU DON'T HAVE A DATE?" "THERE'S SOMEONE I LIKE, BUT THE TIMING'S NOT RIGHT YET." "WHO?" "IT DOESN'T MATTER." "[cash till beeping]" "SO, UM, THIS GUY KNOW YOU LIKE HIM, OR..." "♪[music playing]" "♪ 1, 2, 3, WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?" "♪" "♪ NUMBER 999 ♪" "HI." "I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER." "THE COUNCIL HAD A SECRET VOTE." "GUESS WHAT?" "WHAT?" "YOU'RE IN!" "OK!" "[all shouting]" "HEE HEE." "WHOO." "WHOO." "♪ 1, 2, 3 , WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?" "♪" "♪ NUMBER 999 ♪" "SHE'S SO BRAVE." "(Gibby) SHE A DIME-AND-A-HALF." "I'M LIKE A DEER IN BOOB LIGHTS RIGHT NOW." "I'M SAYIN', OOH, SHE GOT THE BA DUNK-A-DUNK!" "(Gibby) WHOO!" "WELL, LET'S GO SAY HI, NATHAN." "HUH, NATHAN." "HEY, NATHAN, UH." "WHATEVER YOU SAY, BABY." "SISTERS?" "LET'S." "SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT." "IT IS PRETTY HARDCORE." "BOBBY DIES YESTERDAY AND SHE'S OUT TONIGHT IN A RED DRESS." "I GOT A PLAN." "TO DO WHAT?" "TO FINALLY UNCOVER THEM FOR WHO THEY TRULY ARE." "OK, WHAT IS IT?" "EITHER YOU'RE IN OR YOU'RE OUT." "(Alex) WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?" "SERIOUS." "I NEED YOU TO PLANT THAT IN THE SHOWER UPSTAIRS, OK?" "OH, RIGHT." "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT." ""GIRLS GONE WILD."" "LOOK, LILLY AND CONSTANCE AREN'T NORMAL, ALEX." "PHOTOS EQUAL PROOF." "FORGET IT." "I'LL DO IT MYSELF." "HEY." "I SAID I WAS IN." "I'M IN." "ALL RIGHT." "MEET YOU IN THE DORM ROOM, OK?" "[exhales]" "[object clattering]" "[doorknob clicking]" "(woman) GIRLS?" "WHO'S OUT THERE?" "HUH." "[sighing]" "DAMN, BABY GIRL, WHERE YOU TAKIN' ME?" "SOMEPLACE ROMANTIC." "[laughing]" "FO' SHIZZLE!" "OH, YOU IN TROUBLE, GIRL." "MMM-HMM, YUM, YUM, YUM." "OK." "OPEN." "[owl hooting]" "YOU SICK, YOU KNOW THAT, NATASHA?" "AND I LIKE IT." "COME HERE, GIRL." "GIVE ME SOME SUGAR NOW." "COME ON IN HERE, NATHAN." "I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT, GIRL." "[doorknob rattling] [door opening] [door closing]" "MAN!" "OH, I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THIS PLACE." "♪ DON'T KNOW WHAT WAS WRONG ♪" "♪ WITH YOU ♪" "♪ SO YOU DON'T WANT NOBODY ♪" "♪ LOVING YOU ♪" "(chorus) ♪ LOVING YOU ♪" "♪ BABY, YOU KNOW ♪" "WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT?" "♪ THAT'S NOT WHAT REAL LOVE IS ALL ABOUT ♪" "[Gibby laughing] [speaking Spanish]" "PAPI LIKE." "OH." "HO, HO." "OH, YOU JUST BOUGHT YOURSELF A SHIRT." "PROCEED, BABY." "OOH." "[growls]" "MMM." "[beeps]" "OK." "CAN YOU, UH..." "ALL RIGHT." "PERFECT." "WE ARE GOOD TO GO." "CASA DU ROGER." "COME ON, THEY'RE GONNA BE ALONE, UNGUARDED." "SHE'S SURE TO POP." "AND WE'RE GONNA BE RIGHT DOWN THE HALL." "LET'S GET BACK." "[sighing] YES." "OOH, HOW YOU DOIN'?" "YOU'VE REACHED GIBBY." "I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW" "'CAUSE I'M ALL UP IN SOME BUSINESS." "OH, COME ON NOW, GIRL, COME ON." "YOU DO ME RIGHT, I'LL BUY YOU A HOUSE, BABY." "I'LL BUY YOU A HOUSE WITH A BIG-ASS BATHROOM IN IT," "AND YOU CAN HAVE ALL SORTS OF PERFUMES AND THEY COULD ALL..." "OH." "[Gibby moaning]" "[Gibby chuckling] [grunting]" "OOH, GIRL, YOU ARE SOME KIND OF FREAK, YOU KNOW THAT?" "[shuddering]" "WHAT THE HELL?" "[grunting]" "[Gibby screaming] [muffled cries]" "[Gibby gagging]" "[gasping]" "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "SOMEBODY HELP ME!" "HELP ME!" "[grunting] [screaming]" "[sighing]" "[Gibby continues screaming] [rumbling]" "[Gibby grunting] [crackling]" "COLD." "[crackling continues] [grunts]" "[gasping]" "[sighing]" "♪[music playing]" "HE'S TANKED." "(Vikki) GOOD LUCK, SISTER." "OH, YEAH." "THOSE OTHER GIRLS DON'T STAND A CHANCE." "BABY, COME ON." "I'LL HAVE A VODKA." "CHILLED." "MAKE IT A TRIPLE." "ALL RIGHT." "[people hooting]" "♪ TOMMY, YOU'RE GIVING YOUR MOTHER A MIGRAINE ♪ [music stops playing]" "HA!" "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!" "OH MY, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!" "[people hooting] [screaming]" "♪[music starts playing]" "I'M A MARSHMALLOW." "I AM A MARSHMALLOW!" "I'M A COOKIE!" "DUDE, LOOK." "HEY, HEY." "YOU'VE GOT A LONG NIGHT AHEAD OF YOU, ALL RIGHT?" "REMEMBER THAT." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOURE RIGHT, MAN." "(Luke) SMARTEN UP." "(Roger) TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT, MAN." "YEAH." "LUKE, COME HERE." "I LOVE YOU, MAN." "ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, EVERYBODY." "IT IS SHOWTIME!" "[people cheering]" "[people continue cheering]" "[grunts]" "[screaming]" "[people booing] [laughing]" "[all cheering]" "AND NOW, PRESENTING THIS YEAR'S ICE QUEEN," "A WOMAN WHO COULD CAUSE A GLOBAL MELTDOWN:" "MISS LILLY VINCENT!" "[all cheering]" "[all continue cheering]" "HI." "I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS CROWN AND THIS ENTIRE NIGHT" "TO A GUY WHO STOLE MY HEART" "AND TOOK IT WITH HIM TO HEAVEN." "BOBBY JOHNSON, WE MISS YOU." "YEAH, BOBBY." "COULD I HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE?" "UM, PRETTY PLEASE?" "SWEETIE, HMM?" "YOU ARE NO GOOD TO ME LIKE THIS." "SAVE YOUR ENERGY, OK?" "SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT." "THANK YOU." "BOBBY, I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE SOMEWHERE." "THIS IS FOR YOU." "[whispering] HIT IT." "♪[music playing]" "(Alex) HEY, BIG FELLOW." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "COME HERE." "HI, ALEX." "[people chattering]" "HEY." "HEY." "YEAH, HI." "I BROUGHT YOU A BALLOON." "IT'S PRETTY," "LIKE MY KITTY." "DON'T EVEN GO THERE." "ROGER'S OUT OF COMMISSION." "I'M GOIN' IN." "JUST MAKE SURE EVERYTHING IS READY." "LUKE." "ALEX, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOIN'." "JUST BE THERE." "YOU SMELL LIKE CHICKEN." "CONGRATULATIONS." "THANK YOU." "YEAH." "I LIKE WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT BOBBY." "THAT WAS" " THAT WAS NICE." "THANKS." "SO, WHERE DID YOUR COUSIN GO?" "I'M NOT HER KEEPER." "YOU WANNA GET OUT OF HERE?" "SURE." "GOOD." "(Natasha) I LOST HIM." "[people chattering]" "THAT STRING OF 3 STARS?" "THAT'S THE BELT OF ORION." "WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?" "NOTHIN'." "HE'S THE NIGHT SKY'S GRANDEST FIGURE." "HE'S THE WARRIOR, A HUNTER OF PREY." "MOST PEOPLE THINK OF HIM AS AGGRESSIVE," "BUT I THINK HE'S MISUNDERSTOOD." "MUST BE TOUGH," "GETTIN' A BAD RAP FOR 1000 YEARS." "HAVE YOU EVER FELT ISOLATED?" "LIKE YOU JUST DON'T FIT IN?" "WELL, IMAGINE GETTING DROPPED OFF HERE" "AND NOT KNOWING A SINGLE SOUL EXCEPT YOUR COUSIN," "WHO SECRETLY RESENTS ANYTHING GOOD THAT HAPPENS TO YOU." "IT'S UNREAL." "I ACTUALLY FEEL GUILTY WHEN I'M HAPPY AND SHE'S NOT." "THAT SUCKS." "YEAH." "AND SHE'S THE ONE WITH THE BOYFRIEND." "I'M ALL ALONE." "NO." "YOU'RE NOT." "♪ WELL, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW ♪" "♪ I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME ♪" "♪ YOU'VE BEEN THE KINDEST GIRL ♪" "♪ YOU'VE BEEN THE KINDEST ONE I'VE EVER KNOWN ♪" "♪ BUT I'VE STILL GOT COLD, COLD FEET ♪" "♪ I THINK THAT YOU'RE THE ONE ♪" "♪ COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG ♪ [sniffing]" "♪ I THINK YOU'RE ONE FOR ME ♪" "[Alex sighing]" "♪ AM I JUST TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU?" "♪" "HMM." "♪ YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT RIGHT ♪" "♪ SEND A HAND AND A TREACHEROUS TONGUE ♪" "LUKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "♪ STOP ME HERE TONIGHT ♪" "♪ YOU WERE ALL ALONE ♪" "♪ YOU WERE ALL ALONE ♪" "♪ IN THE BEGINNING IT FELT RIGHT ♪" "♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO ABOUT IT ♪" "♪ AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THERE IS LEFT TO SAY ♪" "♪ THANKS VERY MUCH ♪" "♪ THIS IS GOODBYE PLEASE FEED THE CATS ♪" "AH, HMM." "I LOVE FRESH AIR." "[wind howling]" "♪ THINK THAT YOU'RE ONE ♪" "SO DO I." "♪ COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG ♪" "HERE." "COME ON." "[Lilly chuckles]" "♪ YOU DIDN'T WANT ME ♪ [continues chuckling]" "♪ HAVE I JUST TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF YOU?" "♪" "WE'RE IN BUSINESS." "THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL." "SO ARE YOU." "♪ YOU GOT ME HERE TONIGHT ♪" "♪ YOU WERE ALL ALONE ♪" "♪ YOU WERE ALL ALONE ♪" "♪ IN THE BEGINNING IT FELT RIGHT ♪ [sighing]" "[Lilly moaning] [camera beeps]" "HOLY SHIT!" "[gasps]" "[Luke quavering]" "SHIT!" "[gasping]" "(Luke) OH, GOD!" "NO!" "[Luke screaming]" "[shrieking] [continues screaming] [snarling]" "[screeching]" "[grunting]" "[panting]" "(Alex) LUKE!" "HEY, DID YOU SEE HER?" "SEE WHAT?" "THE COMPUTER." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BUT THE COMPUTER TOTALLY FREAKED OUT." "LET ME SEE." "SHE SAW THE CAMERA." "(Alex) I KNOW." "OH." "IT'S THE LOCH NESS MONSTER AT BEST." "Y--YOU SEE ANYTHING?" "MMM-MMM [typing on keyboard]" "DAMN IT." "WHAT ABOUT THE SHOWER CAM?" "HEY, PUNCH THAT UP." "SEE?" "LOOK AT THAT." "THERE." "DID YOU SEE THAT?" "RIGHT THERE." "THAT MARK ON HER CHEST?" "I MEAN, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE." "THEY'VE COME TO THE EARTH TO KILL US ALL." "THESE WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIVE THEIR LIVES" "WITHOUT SOME PERVERT PUTTING CAMERAS IN THEIR FREAKING SHOWERS." "THERE ARE LAWS PROTECTING PRIVACY, SON," "AND I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'VE BROKEN THE BACKS OF ALL OF THEM." "I NEEDED PROOF!" "PROOF?" "YOU NEED PROOF?" "ALL THIS PROVES TO ME IS THAT YOU'RE DEMENTED." "AND DON'T YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE FALLEN OFF MY MURDER SUSPECT LIST, PAL." "THIS INCIDENT HAS JUST GIVEN YOU A PROMOTION [knocking on door] TO THE TOP OF THE HEAP." "KIRK?" "YOU CALLED?" "GET HIM OUT OF MY SIGHT." "MOVE IT!" "YOU GONNA WALK ME ALL THE WAY HOME?" "LUKE, LISTEN" "NO, LOOK, YOU LISTEN." "THINGS HAVE BEEN TOTALLY WHACKED OUT LATELY," "BUT I KNOW ONE THING IS TRUE." "YOU CUT ME LOOSE WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOODBYE." "SAY SOMETHING." "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE A MURDERER." "IS THAT ENOUGH?" "NOT EVEN CLOSE." "[sighing]" "HEY, IT'S SO COLD, MY ASS IS FROZEN SHUT." "ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT MY JACKET?" "I'M SURE." "AH." "LICK?" "IT'S CHUNKY MONKEY." "NO THANKS." "[Constance laughing]" "I PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KEEP IT DOWN ANYWAY." "SUIT YOURSELF." "HEY, UH," "I'M SORRY I PASSED OUT ON YOU LAST NIGHT." "WELL, EVERYTHING DID KIND OF GO LIMP FOR ME AFTER THAT." "WHAT A CRAZY COINCIDENCE." "[both laughing]" "I MUST SAY, THOUGH, THE EVENING WASN'T THE SAME WITHOUT YOU." "HMM." "BUT I MADE THE BEST OF IT." "[screaming] [chuckles]" "THIS IS MY STOP." "YEAH?" "UM, SO, UH, I'LL MEET YOU AFTER THE BIO FINAL." "THE COUNTDOWN'S BEGUN." "BYE." "BYE." "MMM." "[church bell ringing]" "HUH." "WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?" "[Gibby on phone] HOW YOU DOIN'?" "YOU'VE REACHED GIBBY." "I CAN'T COME TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW" "'CAUSE I'M ALL UP IN SOME BUSINESS." "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME THE WHOLE TIME." "WHAT WAS?" "THEY LOVE THE COLD, RIGHT?" "(Luke) AND THE HEAT IS THEIR WEAKNESS." "THOSE CANDLES TOTALLY FREAKED OUT LILLY." "SHE WENT BALLISTIC AND SHE STARTED TO CHANGE." "YOU HEARD IT AT LEAST, RIGHT?" "HONESTLY, I DIDN'T." "OF COURSE NOT, WHY WOULD YOU?" "I'M SORRY, IT WAS DARK IN THE MONITOR." "I WAS DISORIENTED." "I'M TRYING, LUKE!" "YEAH." "WELCOME TO MY LIFE." "I'M A PUNCH LINE AT THE ALIEN ROUNDTABLE." "[grunts]" "HEY, BUDDY." "OH, THANKS FOR THE CAMPFIRE LAST NIGHT." "LILLY REALLY DIGS HER NEW THIRD-DEGREE BURNS." "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', MAN?" "THAT'S MY SHIT." "I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHIN'." "ANYTHING." "SHE MUST HAVE SHED OR SOMETHING." "YOU KNOW, SHE HAD SCALES AND A BLACK LIQUID." "HEY, KNOCK IT OFF." "LUKE, KNOCK IT OFF, MAN." "WHAT--WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO DO THIS?" "COME ON." "I'M SOLO ON THIS WITCH-HUNT AND NOTHIN' IS GONNA STAND IN MY WAY!" "(Roger) OH, COME ON." "HEY!" "OVER THE LINE, BUCKO." "YOU TOUCHED MY PORN." "LUKE, CALM DOWN." "WILL YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF, MAN?" "LAST WEEK, IT WAS A--ALL ABOUT, UH, P.S.2 AND DOIN' BONG HITS." "THIS WEEK:" "UH, CAMERAS, MAN," "CONSPIRACIES, AND ASS-KICKING ALIENS FROM HOOTER PLANET." "I GOT ONE WORD FOR YOU, DUDE:" "ISSUES." "OK?" "DO ME A FAVOR, LUKE." "WHY DON'T YOU GO OUT," "FIND SOMEONE WHO'S 10 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU, MAXIMUM," "GO AND GET LAID." "SCREW YOU." "NICE." "♪[music playing]" "[Roger moaning]" "[Roger sighing]" "[moaning]" "I HAVE" " I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE." "MMM." "I ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE A VIRGIN, BABY." "NO, IT'S NOT..." "IT'S NOT THAT." "[sighing]" "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "LOOK, UM," "I REALLY LIKE YOU." "YOU'RE" " YOU'RE SMART, UM," "FOCUSED," "NOT TO MENTION INCREDIBLY FINE." "YOU ARE NOT SO BAD YOURSELF." "BUT HONESTY," "HONESTY IS THE FOUNDATION ON WHICH EVERY SUCCESSFUL RELATIONSHIP IS BUILT, RIGHT?" "DID YOU HAVE A LOT OF SISTERS GROWING UP OR SOMETHING?" "IT-IT'S JUST THAT, UH," "I--I DON'T WANT US TO HIDE ANYTHING FROM EACH OTHER," "ESPECIALLY IF WE'RE GONNA BE" "INTIMATE." "OK." "OK?" "OK." "MMM." "IT'S JUST THAT" "LUKE THINKS THAT YOU'RE A, UH, KILLER." "[chuckles]" "A KILLER BABE?" "A KILLER ALIEN" "FROM OUTER SPACE." "WHAT?" "HE THINKS THAT YOU AND LILLY HAVE ALREADY TOASTED A BUNCH OF GUYS" "AND THAT YOU'RE PART OF SOME" "HOTTIE INVASION FORCE FROM HELL OR SOMETHING." "I KNOW, I KNOW." "LOOK, IT SOUNDS SUPER STUPID, BELIEVE ME." "I-IT'S JUST THAT I--I WANTED TO..." "I WANNA CLEAR THE AIR BETWEEN US" "BEFORE WE MAKE LOVE." "NO SECRETS, OK?" "FULL DISCLOSURE." "[Constance breathing heavily]" "I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS." "ABOUT WHAT?" "ABOUT YOU." "I'VE NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE YOU, ROGER." "YOU SAY IT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING." "IT IS." "BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU'VE SAID ABOUT LILLY AND I" "IS TRUE." "W--WAIT A MINUTE." "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME." "YOU'RE A SERIAL KILLER FROM OUTER SPACE?" "LOOK, I KNEW THAT I COULDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT." "NOT WITH YOU, ROGER." "I MEAN, THE OTHERS, THEY WERE ONE STEP AWAY FROM DATE RAPE." "AND BOBBY, I MEAN, WHO WAS GONNA MISS HIM?" "HIS PARENTS?" "HE BEAT HIS LAST GIRLFRIEND WITHIN AN INCH OF HER LIFE." "STILL." "WE'RE NOT MURDERERS!" "[sighs]" "MY SISTERS AND I HAVE COME HERE OUT OF DESPERATION." "WE NEEDED A NEW FROZEN PLANET WITH AN ABUNDANT SUPPLY OF MALE D.N.A." "TO SAVE OUR SPECIES." "OK." "WHY?" "WHY US?" "WHY HERE?" "WHY ST." "JOHN'S COLLEGE?" "(Constance) WE FOUND THIS COLLEGE ON YOUR WIRELESS INTERNET," "AND WE WERE PARTICULARLY ATTRACTED TO THIS." "(Roger) WHOA, ICEQUEEN.CA, HUH?" "OUR SCOUT CAME HERE 2 YEARS AGO TO PREPARE," "AND SHE CONFIRMED WHAT YOUR WEBSITE ADVERTISED:" "ICE-COLD HORMONES." "WHAT WAS LEFT OF OUR FEMALE RACE" "STARTED TO ARRIVE 6 WEEKS AGO." "IN CANADA." "PEOPLE ARE AWFULLY NICE." "YEAH, EXCEPT YOUR VICTIMS." "GETTING THE INCUBATION TEMPERATURE JUST RIGHT" "HAS BEEN A LITTLE BIT TRICKY." "THE TRUTH IS" "IF YOU AND I WERE TO MAKE LOVE TONIGHT," "YOU WOULD ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE." "SURE TAKES THE EDGE OFF GETTIN' LAID." "WE ARE GETTING CLOSER WITH EACH HOST." "I MEAN, WE'RE ADAPTING." "[Constance sighing]" "I MUST BE THE FIRST BREEDER." "WHAT IF," "WHAT IF" "I'M LIKE" "THE FIRST GUY IT WORKS ON?" "I COULD BE LIKE, UM," "AN ALIEN DAD OR SOMETHIN'." "THAT'D BE KIND OF COOL." "[sighing]" "ALTHOUGH IT WOULD BE THE HIGHEST HONOR IMAGINABLE" "TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SPAWN," "I WILL NOT TAKE THAT CHANCE WITH YOU." "LET'S WAIT." "[grunts] OW!" "THAT SHOULD HOLD THEM." "[spits]" "(Luke) OH, YEAH, I'M JUST AN INNOCENT SORORITY GIRL" "TRYIN' TO GET A "B" IN PHYSICS." "WELL, THAT'S CRAP AND YOU KNOW IT." "OK, LILLY?" "YOU'RE GONNA SPILL." "NOW." "LUKE, YOU'RE SCARING ME." "[kettle whistling]" "YOU HEAR THAT?" "THAT'S THE SOUND OF GOOD OLD H2O" "REACHIN' A CRUISING ALTITUDE OF 212 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT." "KIND OF GETS UNDER YOUR SKIN," "DOESN'T IT?" "PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!" "(Roger) CAN I, UMM," "CAN I SEE IT?" "WHAT?" "YOUR, YOUR..." "YOUR, UH... [screeching]" "UH-UH." "NO." "I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA." "IT'S ALL ABOUT TRUST, RIGHT?" "OK." "HEY, WHERE'S YOUR BELLYBUTTON?" "GIVE ME YOUR HAND." "NEXT TIME, I'M GONNA SUPERSIZE MY FIRE." "[whining]" "IT'S OK." "HEY, HEY." "I'M GOIN' TO START WITH A SIMPLE QUESTION, OK?" "WHAT DO YOU" "AND THE INTERGALACTIC BIKINI TEAM WANT?" "WORLD DOMINATION," "ONE DICK AT A TIME?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!" "PLEASE LET ME GO." "PLEASE?" "HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR ALIEN, LUKE?" "MEDIUM RARE, THANKS." "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN HERE?" "[Vikki grunting]" "(Luke) I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" "AND I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOIN', AND YOU WILL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!" "YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE REPUTATION, PAL." "MELTDOWN MAN." "NO." "PEEPING TOM FROM AROUND THE WAY." "NO." "WE ARE JUST TRYING TO HAVE SOME GOOD CLEAN FUN." "RIGHT, SISTER?" "(Lilly) THAT'S RIGHT, VIKKI." "[panting]" "WHERE ARE THE REST OF YOU?" "WHERE'S CONSTANCE?" "SHE'S WITH ROGER." "DUH!" "OH, SHIT!" "[panting]" "ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU'RE READY FOR THIS?" "DEFINITELY." "OK." "[moans] [panting]" "IT'S GETTING COLD IN THERE." "[Roger grunts]" "BUT IT'S GETTING NICE." "[sighing]" "[screeching] [squeaking]" "COME TO PAPA." "[Roger gasping]" "[clears throat] [coughs]" "THAT WAS SOMETHIN'." "[coughs]" "YOU WERE UNBELIEVABLE." "[sighing]" "I'M FINALLY IN THE CLUB, HUH?" "IT'S A VERY UNIQUE CLUB," "BUT IN THE CLUB." "HOW LONG UNTIL... 3 DAYS." "BACK OFF, BITCH." "LUKE." "BACK OFF!" "LUKE, IT'S COOL, BUDDY." "HEY." "HEY, COME ON." "EVERYBODY'S HAPPY WHEN THEY'RE GETTING LAID, MAN." "[grunts]" "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?" "NOTHING." "LOOK, WE MADE LOVE." "I REALLY THINK THAT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK THIS TIME." "BULLSHIT!" "RODGE, YOU OK?" "[coughing]" "OH, NO." "(Luke) OH, GOD." "RODGE?" "NO, RODGE." "[screaming]" "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT." "[groaning]" "OK, BUDDY, HOLD ON." "YOU'RE GONNA BE OK." "HOLY SHIT, THIS HURTS!" "HEY, LUKE, DO YOU HAVE THAT THING THAT..." "ALEX, CALL 911." "[Roger groans]" "CALL 911!" "I AM SO SORRY!" "I'M SORRY!" "(Luke) WHAT THE..." "(Roger) OH, MY GOD!" "[squeaking]" "OH, GOD!" "[screams]" "I LOVE HIM." "I LOVE HIM." "[squeaking] [grunts]" "WHY DON'T YOU SUCK ON THIS?" "[screeching] [coughs] [squeaking]" "[snarling] [people chattering]" "WE'RE ALMOST THERE, BUDDY." "WHAT YOU DONE THIS TIME, CALLAHAN?" "HEY, HANG ON." "STAY WITH ME, OK?" "STAY WITH ME." "(Roger) OK." "[Roger grunts]" "FAMILY MEMBERS ONLY, KID." "I AM HIS FAMILY." "[police wireless chattering]" "OH, GOD, MY LEGS ARE COLD." "OK." "HERE." "ALL RIGHT." "HOW'S THAT?" "OK, JUST BREATHE, BRO." "JUST BREATHE." "[ambulance siren wailing]" "SIRENS." "THAT'S COOL." "JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES, HUH?" "IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT." "IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT." "PUMPIN' AND HUMPIN', HUH, MAN?" "RIGHT." "I LOVE YOU, RODGE." "I BELIEVE YOU, MAN." "[electrocardiogram beeping]" "NO, RODGE." "HE'S IN V-TACH!" "WE GOTTA MOVE!" "ROGER, YOU STAY WITH ME!" "PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME." "CLEAR." "CLEAR!" "STAY!" "CLEAR!" "PLEASE DON'T GO!" "♪ 'TIL THE SUN STARTS TO CRY ♪" "♪ AND THE MOON TURNS TO RUST ♪" "♪ I WILL LOVE YOU ♪" "♪ LOVE YOU ♪" "♪ BUT I NEED TO KNOW ♪" "♪ WILL YOU STAY FOR ALL ♪" "♪ TIME ♪" "♪ FOREVER AND A DAY ♪" "♪ THEN I'LL GIVE MY HEART ♪" "♪ 'TIL THE END OF ALL ♪" "♪ TIME ♪" "♪ FOREVER AND A DAY ♪" "HEY." "HE'S GONE." "DID YOU WANT TO BE ALONE?" "I AM ALONE." "YO, GIBBY, IT'S LUKE." "WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU, MAN?" "[siren wailing]" "LOOK, SOME SERIOUS SHIT HAS GONE DOWN, OK?" "I GOTTA TALK TO YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE." "CALL ME BACK ON MY CELL." "[sighs]" "GIBBY'S, UM..." "HE'S DEAD." "WHAT?" "I'M SORRY." "LET ME TAKE A WILD-ASS GUESS!" "FROZEN?" "YEAH." "THEY CLAWED THEIR WAY OUT OF ROGER, AMANDA." "OUT OF HIS FREAKIN' THROAT." "THEY'RE SPREADING LIKE A GODDAMN SICKNESS!" "I WANNA HELP." "WELL, IT'S BETTER LATE THAN NEVER." "THANK YOU, MELODY." "THIS IS OFF THE HOOK." "(Vikki) WE HAVE COME FROM GREAT DISTANCES," "AND HAVE MET CHALLENGES THAT HAVE TESTED EACH OF US." "BUT TONIGHT IS A NIGHT OF REBIRTH," "OF THE PROMISE OF A NEW TOMORROW." "A HOLIDAY FEAST WE WILL ALWAYS TREASURE" "WITH OUR NEW FRIENDS FROM FOREIGN LANDS." "RAISE YOUR GLASSES, EVERYONE." "MERRY CHRISTMAS." "(all) CHEERS." "(all) MERRY CHRISTMAS." "[sighs] [man laughing] [all chattering]" "ENTERTAINMENT!" "[cheers]" "YOU!" "LUKE." "HE'S ALONE." "[gun clicking]" "BABY GOT BACKUP." "[gasps]" "THAT'S IT, LADIES." "SHOW ME YOUR NAVELS!" "WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU," "THERE WON'T BE ANYTHING LEFT TO CRY ABOUT." "[grunting] [screaming]" "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?" "[Vikki sobbing]" "OH, SHIT." "NATASHA, THIS IS FOR GIBBY!" "[all screaming]" "[Luke yelling]" "NO." "[all screaming]" "[panting]" "(Lilly) LUKE." "BELT OF ORION, HUH?" "UH-HUH." "I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH." "(Lilly) I WAS." "[crying] PLEASE DON'T DO THIS, LUKE." "HOW'S ABOUT THE BELT OF O'FRYIN'!" "NO!" "[Lilly screaming] [yelling] [screeching]" "[screaming] [whimpering]" "WHOA." "[all screaming]" "[hissing]" "DON'T SHOOT!" "I'M FROM ROSEDALE!" "[panting]" "[sobbing]" "[creaking] [objects clattering]" "[gate squeaking]" "[hissing] [screeching]" "[snarls]" "ROGER SAYS HELLO!" "[grunts]" "NOT GOOD." "[screeching]" "NO!" "[Luke groaning]" "[gun firing]" "(Luke) DON'T SHOOT." "SHE'S MINE!" "[screeching]" "[Luke yells] [screaming]" "[screeching]" "[siren wailing]" "[people chattering]" "(officer) SOMEBODY TALK TO THE NEIGHBORS BY THE WAY." "[panting]" "WE DID IT." "WE SAW IT, YOU SAW IT." "THEY'RE REAL." "YEAH, REAL DEAD." "(Alex) LUKE!" "THANK YOU." "ALEX." "OH, MY GOD, LUKE, ARE YOU OK?" "NOW I AM." "YOU NEVER GAVE UP ON ME." "♪[Miles Between by Stephen Speaks playing]" "NEVER." "♪ WHEN I SAW MY REFLECTION IN HER EYES ♪" "♪ THAT'S WHEN I KNEW THAT IT WAS TIME ♪" "(Luke) YEAH, NEVER." "♪ I LEANED OVER AND KISSED HER CHEEK ♪" "♪ AND SOFTLY SAID GOODBYE ♪" "♪ AGAINST THE GLASS I HEAVED A SIGH ♪" "♪ FOLLOWED THE FADING OF ITS LINES ♪" "♪ WATCHED THE PLANE ♪" "WHAT THE-- [clearing throat]" "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE, CALLAHAN?" "WHY DON'T YOU ASK THEM?" "TELL US WHAT YOU SAW." "THERE WERE THESE REPTILIAN ALIEN WOMEN EVERYWHERE." "AT FIRST, THEY--THEY--THEY WERE HOT." "THEN--THEN--THEN THEY WERE NOT." "UH, TH-THEY SHOWED THEIR VICIOUS CLAWS," "AND ATTACKED IN THE STEAM, MAN!" "[screeching]" "(reporter) YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST." "I'M KELLY KNOXVILLE FOR W.M.A.T., ACTION NEWS." "♪ WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY?" "♪" "♪ WITH MILES BETWEEN US ♪" "♪ HOW COULD LOVE HAVE SEEN US ♪" "♪ AND GIVEN US THIS CHANCE ♪" "♪ AND I HEAR IT WHISPER ♪" "♪ "COULD YOU NOT HAVE KISSED HER ♪" "♪ "AND SHOWN HER YOU'RE A MAN ♪" "♪ WHO WANTS NOTHING MORE IN LIFE" ♪" "ALL THIS TIME, AND I NEVER NOTICED." "♪ OH ♪" "SOMETIMES YOUR DESTINY CAN BE SO CLOSE," "IT'S PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE." "YOUR EYES ARE SO BEAUTIFUL." "BECAUSE THEY'RE LOOKING AT YOU." "♪ COULDN'T EVEN TELL HER ♪" "♪ AS SHE BEGGED ME WITH THOSE EYES ♪" "♪ GIVE HER A REASON NOT TO FLY ♪" "♪ AND IT HAUNTS ME ON THE HIGHWAY ♪" "♪ HEADIN' BACK TO MY PLACE ♪" "♪ WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY ♪" "[gasping]" "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" "ALEX!" "YOU'RE EARLY." "OH, GOD." "[screams]" "OH!" "OH, NO!" "[screaming]" "♪ HOLY NIGHT ♪" "♪ ALL IS CALM ♪" "♪ ALL IS BRIGHT ♪" "♪ ROUND YON VIRGIN MOTHER ♪" "♪ MOTHER AND CHILD ♪" "♪ HOLY INFANT ♪" "♪ SO TENDER ♪" "♪ TENDER AND MILD ♪" "♪ SLEEP IN ♪" "♪ HEAVENLY PEACE ♪" "♪ SLEEP IN ♪" "♪ HEAVENLY PEACE ♪" "♪ TALKIN' ABOUT SILENT NIGHT ♪" "♪ LA LA LA ♪" "♪ LOVE COMES CRASHIN' IN ♪" "♪ DID YOU WIN THAT FATE AGAIN ♪" "♪ IF ONLY I COULD MAKE YOU SEE ♪" "♪ YOU STUMBLE OUT OF INNOCENCE ♪" "♪ WALLS COME DOWN AND YOU PRETEND ♪" "♪ WITH EVERY SMILE YOU SEND TO ME ♪" "♪ 'CAUSE EVERY TIME YOU FALL ♪" "♪ I'LL WRAP YOU IN MY ARMS ♪" "♪ THE WONDER OF IT ALL ♪" "♪ IS I'LL BE AROUND ♪" "♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEWAY ♪" "♪ UNTIL THE LAST BREATH'S GONE ♪" "♪ I'LL STILL BE HOLDIN' ON ♪" "♪ SOMEHOW, RIGHT NOW ♪" "♪ THEY SAY THAT I SHOULD MOVE ALONG ♪" "♪ BUT I'LL STILL BE HOLDIN' ON ♪" "♪ UNTIL FOREVER'S GONE ♪" "♪ UNTIL FOREVER'S GONE ♪" "♪ BABY, NOW LIKE A FIREFLY ♪" "♪ YOU'RE THE FLAME BURNIN' UP MY MIND ♪" "♪ SO WHEN WILL YOU AND I BECOME WE?" "♪" "♪ RUN AROUND TOWN WILL YOU EVER KNOW?" "♪" "♪ YOU DECIDE HOW THE STORY GOES ♪" "♪ AND HOW I HOPE IT ENDS WITH ME ♪" "♪ 'CAUSE EVERY TIME YOU FALL ♪" "♪ I'LL WRAP YOU IN MY ARMS ♪" "♪ REACHIN' OUT FOR YOU ♪" "♪ IS ALL I CAN DO ♪" "♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEWAY ♪" "♪ UNTIL THE LAST BREATH'S GONE ♪" "♪ I'LL STILL BE HOLDIN' ON ♪" "♪ SOMEHOW, RIGHT NOW ♪" "♪ THEY SAY THAT I SHOULD MOVE ALONG ♪" "♪ BUT I'LL STILL BE HOLDIN' ON ♪" "♪ SOMEDAY, SOMEWAY ♪" "♪ UNTIL THE LAST BREATH'S GONE ♪" "♪ I'LL STILL BE HOLDIN' ON ♪" "♪ SOMEHOW, RIGHT NOW ♪" "♪ THEY SAY THAT I SHOULD MOVE ALONG ♪" "♪ BUT I'LL STILL BE HOLDIN' ON ♪" "♪ UNTIL FOREVER'S GONE ♪"