"~ Saya Samurai ~ SCABBARD SAMURAI" "Shamisen no Oryu" "Nicho Tanjyu no Pakyun" "This one!" "This one!" "I'm lying!" "I'm lying!" "This one!" "I'm lying!" "Hey, I'm going to shoot you!" "Kotsusatsushi Gori Gori" "Father, when are you going to stop running away?" "Can you please stop running away?" "You call yourself a samurai?" "If you are a samurai, behave like a samurai and fight!" "A samurai that doesn't have a sword or doesn't fight may as well be dead." "If you must be that way... quit like a samurai." "Could this be because of mother...?" "Police" "What does this mean?" "What does this mean?" "What does this mean?" "What does this mean?" "What does this mean?" "Hey!" "Pakyun!" "Hey!" "Gori Gori!" "What are you up to?" "Never mind this!" "Look at that!" "It's him!" "That's the samurai without a sword!" "Why did he get caught?" "After all we've done!" "You guys can't even kill someone like that." "Oh, it's Shamisen no Oryu." "I guess we all missed our chance." "What do you mean?" "Nomi Kanjuro, raise your head." "Your crime, Nomi Kanjuro..." "You gave up your post and fled." "Two years and three months ago." "But he doesn't have any luck either, he got caught so easily." "What do you mean?" "You guys don't know anything as usual." "The lord of this prefecture is a really peculiar person." "Everyone that gets caught has to do the '30-day task'." "What do you mean 30-day task?" " What do you mean?" "Everyone has 30 days to make the young lord laugh." "He has lost his smile." "What do you mean?" "If they don't succeed in 30 days, the penalty is seppuku." "They have 1 chance per day to try and make the young lord laugh." "If they succeed they will be set free." "A pardon just for making him laugh sounds great." "You're so stupid." "What do you mean?" "Do you have any idea how many people have failed?" "What do you mean?" "When the young lord lost his beloved mother, he lost his laughter." "What do you mean?" "It's as if he can't find his heart." "But my heart... is still held by you." "Well, what ever he does, he has 30 days to complete the task or else it's seppuku." "For a samurai it must be very painful." "What do you mean?" "Because your crime is a serious offense." "it's been decided that you will be sentenced to the '30-day task'." "I bet this guy will fail, too." "Just like the other guy, he was terrible." "I wonder what his crime is." "See, even the priest is praying for him." "He's the 13th person." "He will definitely fail." "No wait, is he the 10th person?" "9... 10... 11..." "You talk too much!" "Keep quiet." "Okay." "It's empty." "Kuranosuke... what should we do about her?" "She followed us." "Let them be together." "Father!" "Why didn't you do something before this happened?" "Father, are you a true samurai?" "What are you going to do from tomorrow?" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "29 days remaining!" "What is that?" "What were you trying to do?" "Doing something like this won't make people laugh." "There's only 29 days left." "What are you going to do?" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "28 days remaining." "Why did you think of sucking a noodle up your nose?" "What kind of idea was that?" "What were you thinking about, doing something like that?" "You have to make the young lord happy!" "Don't go naked." "I have a favour to ask." "What is it?" "Can you draw a picture on my stomach please?" "Why?" "I was thinking of dancing with it." "I'm not good at drawing." "Please." "I can't." "Please." "Bothersome." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "27 days remaining." "It seems like you're blaming me." "It's not my fault!" "Why are you dressed like that, now?" "They're fighting." "If you are going to do something like that, why not just die right now?" "It can't be helped." "Keep it down in here!" "My name is Tae, I am the daughter of Nomi Kanjuro." "Sorry for bothering you while you're having your meal." "What do you think about catching fish as his new idea?" "Dojyo Sukui?" "Yes." "He doesn't listen to me and said that tomorrow he will do the Dojyo Sukui." "Let me see it." "Let's just die." "Wait a second." "I'm not sure, but... try it with these in your nose." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "26 days remaining." "Why are you saying it's my fault?" "That's not what I'm saying." "The stomach dance didn't work, why didn't you stop him from doing the Doyjo Sukui?" "That's because you..." "When I thought... in Haragei he's dancing naked," "but the Dojyo Sukui is just his face." "I would have thought that the Haragei would've been funnier." "That's true." "Also, yesterday and today included dancing." "You, just shut up!" "Okay." "What?" "How about jumping through a hoop?" "Kagonoke?" "Oh!" "I've seen that before!" "You have to jump through a basket with a hole in the bottom, right?" "Let's just die." "Wait." "I think we need to add something." "Well.." "how about setting it on fire?" "You were right." "Right." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Well, I didn't expect it to rain." "It's my fault?" "Please give me a break!" "Of course it was my idea to use fire..." "That can't be helped because Kuranosuke..." "No!" "I'm sorry, it's not my fault!" "Father... let's die right now." "Oh, you meant that." "I guess that's fine." "Anyway you look at it, it looks like it won't work." "Stupid!" "If he dies... before the 30 days we'll be fired!" "Oh, that's bad!" "No, no!" "You, too, even if you want to die, you can't die." "That's right." "Keep trying for the next 30 days." "I won't help!" "Headstrong daughter..." "I'm sorry." "Have you thought of anything for tomorrow?" "Well, let's think about it now." "Lets use this and try Kuchi Jyamisen." "I don't think so." "No, I'm sure it will work." "Hey, try it." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "See, I told you!" "You really think of nonsense!" "Then what should we do?" "My idea is this!" "One man sumo." "What is this?" "Regular sumo includes 2 people." "He will try it with just 1 person." "It's the best idea!" "Are you sure?" "Okay." "Start!" "Hakyoi!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Try hard!" "What is he doing now?" "Right now, he's thrusting." "Push back!" "Try hard!" "What ever you do, don't lose!" "Don't lose!" " Push!" "That's it." "Good." "Good." "Throw!" "Throw!" "Throw!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Nokota!" "Try hard!" "Did he just push the face?" "You got it!" "You got it!" "Finish it up!" "Don't get pushed back!" "Push back!" "Don't get pushed back!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Nose rock lifting!" "Begin!" "Try hard." "That's it." "Slowly." "Yes, slowly... that's it, use your nose." "Okay." "Good." "Good." "That's good." "There you go." "Are you okay?" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "What is this?" "Hold 2 snakes and... tie them together." "A very dangerous idea." "Are they poisonous?" "I wonder." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Swallow the black and red goldfish and, without killing them, regurgitate them back up." "A very difficult idea." "Is it possible?" "Yes." "Yes." "Show the fishes to the young lord." "That's it." "Try it." "Did you swallow it?" "Okay, now... produce the black one." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Usually you blow a flute with your mouth but this time, you will blow with your nose." "A terrific idea." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "This is another good one." "What is it?" "Large octopus vs human, a splendid idea." "That's it." "Swallow it!" "Swallow it!" "That's it." "Okay!" "Bite it!" "Suck it properly!" "Not yet." "That's it!" "Don't lose!" "Don't lose!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "A Jack-in-the-box?" "Yes." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Aim straight!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Face rock lifting." "Start." "That's it." "Keep it up." "Yes, that's it." "Try hard." "That's good." "Good." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "This is good!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "While bilnd-folded, he will stop an object using his other senses." "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "Wait." "It's half way to his sentence." "What ever he does... it doesn't matter to me." "What shall we try tomorrow?" "Hey." "Want to try jumping rope?" "Try it." "It's not that funny." "Can you do it twice per jump?" "Okay, practice twice per jump." "This is absolutely not working." "Do it 100 times!" "Twice per jump, 100 times!" "That's impossible since he can't do it to start with." "Never mind, just do it!" "Why are you doing this Kuranosuke, it's strange." "Twice per jump, 100 times." "Continue to 100!" "Do it!" "It's twice per jump, right?" "Do it right." "Not yet!" "You have to do it 100 times!" "What are you doing?" "Keep going." "Hey, stand up!" "You have to do it 100 times!" "Hey!" "Two times per jump!" "Damn it, do it!" "Hey!" "What's wrong?" "Bastard!" "I've never seen a bastard like you!" "Hurry and do it!" "Brainless!" "I'm going to cut off your topknot!" "You scabbard samurai!" "My father is a samurai!" "I won't forgive your rudeness!" "You have no right to say anything, when you don't even help your father." "Why don't you help us think?" "Do you want your father to die a scabbard samurai?" "Can we talk?" "What about?" "What's wrong?" "Does it have to be performed within the mansion?" "What are you talking about?" "Can we perform the 30-day tasks outside the mansion?" "Outside?" "No one's done it before." "Can you ask them if it's okay?" "Okay." "Please do." "Can I ask you something?" "What is it?" "I thought you were hoping that your father commits seppuku." "I just don't want... him to die as a scabbard samurai." "Who were you talking to?" "Also..." "Thank you very much for caring about me." "I didn't say it was okay to perform outside the mansion." "I don't mean that." "What was that?" "You go to sleep." "Okay." "Thank you very much." "I wonder how he's doing." "You know, that samurai that got caught." "The scabbard samurai with the daughter?" "Yeah." "You're not using your brain as usual." "Of course, he's not doing well." "It doesn't look like it." "Oryu." "Oh, right this way." "Hey." "Don't cut in line." "I'm sorry." "Today it will be performed on the beach." "Really?" "If it's true, that's awesome." "What does it mean?" "Because the lord is unique." "That means that anyone can watch him on the beach?" "Gori Gori, sometimes you have good ideas." "It sounds interesting, I'll take a look." "Hey Gori Gori, you sometimes have good ideas." "It would be nice to watch the 30-day task with Oryu on the beach with a nice breeze." "Not bad at all." "I'll watch, too." "You stay in line, okay?" "Yeah, I see." "I say good things sometimes, so I'll stay in line." "What does this mean?" "Hey, wait up!" "This man..." "He's entering this cannon!" "He is going to fly high in the sky!" "One!" "Two!" "Fire!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "When they said he'd go into the cannon I expected him to fly more." "Still he failed." "You think so?" "Yeah." "I thought it was good, and many people were laughing." "You're so easy, just doing that, won't make the young lord laugh." "If you want to tell me something." "He made the big cannon and just wasted money." "I kind of liked it." "It's spring and it's nice to see something so extraordinary." "I thought so as well" "Actually, I thought so, too." "You really are gullible." "We are sold out for today!" "What does it mean?" "It was surprising, huh?" "She said to use the cannon." "Yeah." "But, it failed." "So it was pointless." "No, that's not true." "In fact, he's becoming popular with the people." "From tomorrow, the public will be allowed to watch." "Really?" "That gives me encouragement." "Okay!" "We will definitely make the young lord laugh." "It doesn't matter if you're encouraged." "When you put the fire to the big cannon, you also put a fire in my heart." "You said something funny." "It's not that funny." "It wasn't funny." "Hey, yesterday was fun." "Try hard." "I'm coming to see you today." "This man can ride any type of horse!" "One, two, three." "Start!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Instead of an ink pressing of a fish, a human pressing!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Father!" "Ready!" "My neck!" "Came back." "Father!" "Ready!" "My neck!" "Came back." "Ready!" "Came back." "Ready!" "Came back." "Ready!" "My neck!" "Came back." "Ready!" "My neck!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "Tomorrow will be human fireworks." "When you burst out, yell loudly." "Yes." "Here we go." "Do it!" "Tamaya!" "The young lord won't hear you from below!" "It will be 27 feet, 6 inches high." "Here we go again." "Do it!" "Tamaya!" "Not quite." "Again, do it!" "Getting better." "Again!" "Tamaya!" "Tamaya!" "Well, Tae?" "I think it's good." "Tamaya!" "Tamaya!" "This man... will be human fireworks high in the sky!" "Everyone will be amazed!" "One!" "Two!" "Start!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "I really thought today would do it." "He performed well, I don't know why he failed." "I think it would be better to try something on a smaller scale." "Like sticking paper up his nose." "Lift up your head." "Okay." "Again." "That's good." "Lift your head a little higher, more dynamic." "Good." "Good." "Don't move." "I'm sorry to enter without your permission." "Is your hand okay?" "This is something my father always uses." "It's called '7 day grass'." "It will heal any injury in 7 days." "It's true." "It really healed my father." "I think it will for you, too." "You and my father are both similar." "My mother, like your mother died from the flu." "You lost your laughter...?" "My father also... lost his sword." "I thought that without his sword, it was very embarrassing." "But, not now." "My father fights hard, even without his sword." "Even without a sword, you can still fight." "That's why you should... fight your sadness from losing your mother." "It's not for my father's sake... but yours." "This man will go through any barrier to deliver Castella to the young lord!" "That's it!" "You can do it!" "You can do it!" "Do it!" "You can do it!" "I sentence you to commit seppuku!" "1 day remaining!" "Let's do something." "Laughing or crying, tomorrow is the last day." "That was fast, huh?" "Why are you so down?" "It's still not over yet." "That's true." "Still one more day, right?" "Yeah." "Heyi" "Good news!" "Good news!" "You're too loud!" "I found out the young lord's favourite thing!" "He likes windmills!" "Windmills?" "When he was normal, he would go everywhere with his windmill!" "Even if he was crying, when he saw his windmill he would smile!" "Heikichi." "If that's true, we still have some hope!" "Today... is the 30th and final day." "This man!" "Using his own breath... will spin this giant windmill!" "You can do it!" "Do your best!" "You can do it!" "Keep trying!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Nomi!" "Blow!" "Stop." "The 30-day task... is over." "Nomi Kanjuro." "Tomorrow at noon... you will commit seppuku." "Wait." "But, that's..." "I said it's, okay." "Yes, Sire." "Nomi Kanjuro." "The 30-days are finished, but until the designated seppuku time you will have another chance... to make the young lord laugh." "If you succeed, you will be freed!" "Just eat Tae!" "Can we be happy?" "The lord is on your side now, don't worry." "Yeah." "Make sure you eat a lot!" "I think this time we are okay." "It's the first time that I've seen the young lord have such a reaction." "Tomorrow, everything will be okay." "This is also... from the lord, your father's favourite food, corn!" "He's showing his kindness!" "He gave another chance until the designated time, it's like cutting his neck half way." "Yeah." "Tae, do you know what this means?" "This is the lord's generosity!" "Compared to the others, your father is very lucky." "He's the only one that received something good." "Tomorrow, we will win for sure." "This is a present from the lord." "This time the lord is being very generous and giving your father an easy chance." "You really have good luck!" "The lord is thinking about you so we can't miss this chance." "We have to think of something very good." "So, I thought of something." "That's great Kuranosuke." "During his final speech, he says something funny." "Final speech?" "Yeah." "Let everyone get excited and at the end say something funny." "Tae, I bet you don't understand, but let's think realistically." "Before performing seppuku, you express your feelings in a speech." "I know." " Oh, really?" "Well then, let me think." "If I don't commit seppuku, the lord will be mad." "What the hell?" "What's wrong?" "Of course that's not okay." "He cuts his stomach." "Babies cut their umbilical cord." "That's too short." "That's fine." "Hard to understand." "Well then, what is good?" "Let me see..." "I don't want to do seppuku because I have stomach ache." "What is that?" "Because, I'm willing to do it, but today my stomach hurts so I don't want to." "That's what it is." "That's no good." "Why not?" "Then..." "Seppuku and seppun are very different." "It's not a speech." "Why get mad at me when I say something stupid, but you can say something like that?" "What the hell!" "What do you mean?" "You're just saying that because you are wrong." "Try your best!" "Try hard!" "Try your best!" "Try hard!" "Are you sure his speech is okay?" "You and I both gave it our best." "Well, now that I think about it, I think my part is better." "Right now it doesn't matter which is better as long as it is funny." "Okay." "Try your best." "Try hard." "Out of the way!" "Nomi Kanjuro is coming through!" "Try hard!" "Lower." "Lower." "Hey, what's that umbrella for?" "Maybe... it's too sunny." "Don't be stupid, it's the lord's idea." "He must have liked the Saya Samurai." "What do you mean?" "Can you bring it lower." "We won't be able to see the young lord's face." "It doesn't matter, I can see it." "If his father can see it, that's fine." "But..." "If I say he laughed, then he laughed." "Yes, Sire." "That's fine, lower." "It must be a pardon." "It's a reprieve." "He will be freed." "Now." "Nomi Kanjuro's sentence will now commence." "Nomi Kanjuro." "Say your farewell speech." "Yeah!" "We are waiting!" "We are waiting!" "Hey, the farewell speech." "Hurry and say it!" "Did he forget?" "Why doesn't he speak?" "What's wrong?" "Say something." "Just say anything!" "Say something!" "When are you going to stop running away?" "You call yourself a samurai?" "If you are a samurai, then be a samurai and fight." "A samurai that doesn't have a sword or doesn't fight may as well be dead." "If you are a samurai, then quit... like a samurai." "Your father has died." "But, please don't worry." "Your father has died." "But, now I am more alive and well." "Did you see my blood?" "Was it beautiful?" "Was it ugly?" "Did my head fall and roll?" "Was I facing up?" "Was I facing down?" "While I was acting as if I had given up, a little by little I drifted to my end." "You tried hard to encourage me." "You encouraged me to try again and again." "You tried hard to encourage me to be better." "Was I a samurai?" "Are you proud of me?" "Are you embarrassed?" "Do you hold a grudge?" "Was your father a samurai?" "Your father is dead." "But please don't worry." "Your father is... now with your mother." "To you, I don't know if it's happiness or sadness but... our parental bond will last forever." "Maybe, now for the first time... our parental bond as a family, is forever." "If you feel like you miss me be with your loved ones" "and please love your loved ones." "Experience." "Experience." "Experience life as much as you can." "Like as you were born as my daughter." "Experience." "Experience." "Experience life as much as you can." "And one day, I will be born as your son." "Experience." "Experience." "Experience life as much as you can." "It's just that, but... that's all it is." "Experience." "Experience." "Experience life as much as you can." "It's just that, but... thats all that it is." "I'm back!" "Written and Directed by MATSUMOTO Hitoshi" "Translation and subtitles by Gaki Fan Subs DVD subtitled by Marukomu"