" ♪" " Is that it?" "No." "Oh, there it is!" "No." "There it is!" " [reverse beeping signal]" " No." "This may be the coolest day of my life." "You're looking at the grand prize winner of the Steve's Mustard" ""Win a Limo for a Day" contest." "I had to eat my weight in mustard." "But I finally found the winning jar." " [musical limo horn]" " Here it is!" "Here it is!" "Here it is!" " GIRLS: [chattering]" " Good morning, sir." "I'm Kirby, your personal chauffeur for the day." " GIRLS: [chattering] [laughing]" " [buttons beeping]" " [disco ball tinkling]" " [water splashing]" " Peek-a-boo!" "Peek-a-boo!" " Oh, this limo has a fancy mustard collection!" "[chomping]" " Let's go pick up my team." " Let's go to the mall." " I know a funeral procession we can ride in." " Guys, guys, I know you're all excited about Lincoln's limo." "But let's let him enjoy it for awhile first, then he'll come back and take us for a ride." "Right, Linky?" " Sure." "How about I pick you all up at 5:00 o'clock and we can all go down to the Burpin' Burger?" " GIRLS:" "Yay!" " Hungry, y'all?" "Look no further." " ALL: ♪ Come on down to Burpin' Burger ♪" "♪ Grade B beef and special spice ♪" "♪ When it comes back up it's twice as nice ♪" " [huge burp]" " GIRLS: [chattering]" " [limo engine starts, tires squealing] [brakes screeching]" " LILY: [cooing]" " ♪" " Your premium transportation experience begins now, sir." " What's all this "sir" stuff?" "Call me Lincoln." " Whew!" "Well, that's a load off." "I'm used to driving around snobby guys." "[chuckling]" "Hey, so where to?" "Anywhere you want?" " I know just the place." " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Double straws?" "First one's free." "You're payin' for that second one." " [musical limo horn]" " Sweet bimminy boo." "One side!" "Important customer!" "[raps on window]" "Uh, welcome to Flip's." "Uh, please enjoy your complimentary Flippy." " Wow, Flip, you've never given me anything free before." " Well, you never had a limo before." " CROWD: [chattering]" " I'm here with a very important limo rider who just rode into town." "Tell us--how did you get to be so important?" " Uh..." " [musical limo horn]" " [limo brakes screeching]" " Say there, I like your limo." "How did you obtain it?" " Uh, mustard." " Oh, you must be the heir to the mustard fortune." "What's your name?" " Lincoln Loud." "But I'm not the" " I'm Lord Tetherbee, heir to the Tetherball fortune." "I was just heading to my exclusive country club." "Care to join me?" " [slurping] - [taps limo]" " Kirby, follow that limo." " ♪" " Thanks, Kirby." " ♪" " [gasping]" " Welcome to the Tetherbee Country Club." "[snaps fingers]" " Ooh, comfy." " Of course." "Now shall we dine, old bean?" " Sounds good to me, old, uh... carrot?" " Is there anything else I can get you, sir?" " Oh, you don't need to call me "sir."" "You can call me Lincoln." " BOTH: [gasp] - [heavy thud]" " See here, Loud, a man in a limo doesn't act all chummy with the help." "It only confuses them." "Now let's hit the town as limo people do." " [limo engines start]" " [whistle shrills]" " Limo!" "Limo coming through!" " [brakes screeching]" " [limos zooming]" " ♪" " [snaps fingers]" " ♪" " Wow, I never knew life could be like this." " I say, it's a quarter to five, Loud." "Shall we check on the markets before they close?" " That's okay, my mom usually does the shopping." "Wait!" "A quarter to five?" "I'm supposed to pick up my sisters and take them to to the Burpin' Burger." " The Burpin' Burger?" " Yeah, you know... ♪ Grade B beef and special spice ♪" "♪ When it comes back up it's twice as nice ♪ [huge burp]" " Look here, Loud, you're a man in a limo." "You can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function." "It's just not done." " But my sisters..." " We all have embarrassing relations." "I have a second cousin who takes the bus to work." "Can you imagine?" "The point is we can't let them hold us back." "Now come on, old bean, it's time for limo sailing." "Woo-hoo-hoo!" " [ship's horn blasting]" " This view is incredible!" "Oh, look, dolphins!" "I think I'll ride one." " Wait for me, old broccoli stalk." " I've got a little surprise for you." "We're holding a gala at the club tonight to welcome our newest member--you!" " Wow, thanks old, uh, celery?" " Don't mention it." "I think you'll fit in splendidly." "And remember, it's black tie only." " No pants or anything?" " [chuckling]" "Oh, Loud, you are a stitch." " [brakes screeching] - [limo door slams]" " [feet padding]" " [door creaking]" " Sorry!" "Wrong house!" "[slams door]" " Where have you been?" " We were standing on the curb for over three hours." " The garbage guys literally tried to take Lana to the dump." " I'm really sorry." "I had a busy day with the very wealthy Lord Tetherbee and I just couldn't get away." " I cannot believe you have been hanging out with some random rich guy all day, instead of taking your own sisters to the Burpin' Burger!" " A man in a limo can't be seen in some rat hole named after a bodily function." "It's just not done." " You're not a man in a limo." "You're a kid who ate a bunch of mustard." "As soon as your limo's gone, this little fantasy of yours is going to be over." " Oh, really?" "Is that why they're making me a member of their club tonight, hm?" "Now if you'll excuse me," "I need to put on my formalwear." " You'll see, Lincoln." "You're no better than the rest of us." " [door slams]" " No better than the rest of us?" "How dare she?" "I'm the important person and I've got important places to be." "Speaking of which, why aren't we moving?" " [vehicle horns honking]" " This is unacceptable." "Can't you drive around this?" " There's nothing I can do." "Sorry, Lincoln." " Don't call me Lincoln." "It's sir." "Tetherbee was right." "If you get too chummy with the help, it just confuses them." "Let's keep this straight, Kirby." "I'm the man in the limo." "You're the man driving the limo." "[huge sigh] And what's all this beeping?" " It's the timer, sir." "Your day is up." "You're no longer a man in a limo." " What?" " [tires squealing]" " Well, the joke's on you, 'cause I took some of your mustard." "Where the heck am I?" " [dogs snarling]" " Nice puppies." "Do you like spicy brown?" "I'm more of a classic yellow fan, myself." " [dogs snarling] - [screaming]" " [dogs barking]" " The joke's on you." "These aren't real dress shoes." "They're sneakers I colored in with a marker." " [dogs barking]" " Whoa!" " [trash can thuds] - [cat yowls]" " [truck horn blaring] - [mud splattering]" " But the joke's on you 'cause, uh..." "Oh, who am I kidding?" "The joke's on me." " [dogs snarling]" " LINCOLN: [screaming] [panting] [knocking on door] Hello, Tetherbee?" "It's me, Loud." "I'm here for my gala." " I say, Loud, what happened to you?" "And, more importantly, what happened to your limo?" " I don't have it anymore." " Without a limo, you cannot possibly join the club." "It just isn't done." " But, old, uh, sprout," "I thought I fit in splendidly." " You did--when you had a limo." "Now, if you'll excuse me," "I have about 800 Lincoln balloons to pop." " [balloon pops] [balloons popping]" " [screaming]" " [brakes screeching]" " I'm here with a former limo rider." "Tell us, how does a man who rose so high sink so low?" " Well, I started to think that I was better than everybody and acted like a real jerk." "But the truth is," "I'm just a kid who ate a bunch of mustard." " Looks more like ketchup to this reporter." "[laughing]" " Burpin' Burger?" "That's it!" "I know how to fix everything." "Can I get a ride?" " In the news van?" "It just isn't done." " [van door slams] - [tires squealing]" " [trash can clanks]" " [dog snarling]" " Oh, come on." "You guys like ketchup, too?" "[screaming] - [dogs barking]" " [musical limo horn]" " Oh, it's Lincoln and his fancy mustard limo." " I thought he only had it for a day." "We've gotta put up with more of his attitude?" " LINCOLN:" "The limo's not for me." "It's for you." "I'm sorry about the way I acted yesterday." "I never should have broken my promise to take you guys to the Burpin' Burger." " Hungry, y'all?" "Look no fur" " Quiet!" "He's groveling." "Proceed." " Right, so, I called Kirby and apologized." "He's agreed to give us one more ride." "Now I know you're probably so mad at me that you don't even want" " GIRLS: [laughing, chattering]" " I guess they forgive me." " [limo brakes screeching]" " Welcome to Burpin' Burger." "May I take your order?" " Eleven burgers and fries, love." " Don't forget one for Kirby." " KIRBY:" "Thank you, sir." "I mean, Lincoln." " The only thing better than being a man in a limo is being a family in a limo." " ALL: [chomping]" " I say, Loud, it's good to see you back in a limo." "What say you ditch the riff-raff and come back to the club?" " You know what, Tetherbee?" "How about some mustard!" " [mustard splatting]" " To go with that baloney!" "Hungry, y'all?" "Look no further." " ALL: ♪ Come on down to Burpin' Burger ♪" "♪ Grade B beef and special spice ♪" "♪ When it comes back up it's twice as nice ♪♪" " [huge burp]"