" Karma and I became friends." " How I've missed talking about Karma with you." " Karma and I became friends." " Karma is just doing what she always does" " Karma and I became friends." "changing who she is to fit in with the cool crowd." " Karma and I became friends." "I'm back, and I'm over you." "We should be celebrating!" " Karma and I became friends." " Not until you own what you did!" " Karma and I became friends." " I won't apologize for leaving!" " Karma and I became friends." " You okay?" " Karma and I became friends." " It's all good." " Karma and I became friends." " Here we are at your public high school that you choose to go to for reasons I will never comprehend." " Here we are at your public high school" " Summer can't last forever." " Why not?" " Here we are at your public high school" "It's always summer at our house in the Maldives." " Here we are at your public high school" "We can bring my tutor, Katja." " Here we are at your public high school" " I couldn't leave Shane." " Here we are at your public high school" "He'd have no one to validate him." " Here we are at your public high school" " I'm guessing you'll see Karma in there too." " Here we are at your public high school" "How you feeling about that?" " Here we are at your public high school" " Karma who?" " Here we are at your public high school" " [chuckles] Good answer." " Here we are at your public high school" " Thank you for this summer," " Here we are at your public high school for letting me crash at your place..." " Here we are at your public high school" "For all of it." " It was my pleasure..." " Here we are at your public high school sometimes multiple pleasures." " Here we are at your public high school [laughs] But remember, nothing comes for free." " Here we are at your public high school" " Oh, yeah?" "What do you want?" " Here we are at your public high school" " Your ass at dinner next Tuesday." " Here we are at your public high school" "My friend Petal is getting out of Betty Ford," " Here we are at your public high school and she's gonna be dying for sushi" " Here we are at your public high school and, let's be honest, sake." " Here we are at your public high school" " Tuesday's bad, because...drumroll..." " Here we are at your public high school [imitating drumroll]" " Here we are at your public high school" "I have my first Bar Mitzvah class." " Here we are at your public high school" " [laughs]" " Here we are at your public high school" "Oh, [bleep], you weren't kidding?" " Here we are at your public high school" " No, think it might help me feel close to my dad." " Here we are at your public high school" " Yeah, totally." " Here we are at your public high school" "Uh, nothing weird about that." " Here we are at your public high school" "I can move Petal to Thursday." " Here we are at your public high school" "Let me guess, Bar Mitzvah class." " Here we are at your public high school" " Don't worry." "Saturday nights-- they're all yours, okay?" " Here we are at your public high school [clears throat]" " Here we are at your public high school" "And I'm looking forward to your white party." " Here we are at your public high school" " Good." "Don't forget to invite your friends." " Here we are at your public high school" "Have Shane do it if you're too busy being Jewish." " Here we are at your public high school" " ♪ Just the way I like ♪" " Here we are at your public high school" " Hester!" " Here we are at your public high school" "We are back!" " Here we are at your public high school" "After our victory over the school board," " Here we are at your public high school we are better than ever." " Here we are at your public high school" "And this year, we're not holding back." " Here we are at your public high school" "We're gonna show America what's possible..." " Here we are at your public high school [gong sounds]" " Here we are at your public high school" "From our brand-new hydroponic herb garden in the cafeteria" " Here we are at your public high school to our solar-powered charging stations in the quad." " Here we are at your public high school" "But Hester isn't just changing on the outside." " Here we are at your public high school" "We are changing on the inside." " Here we are at your public high school" "We're becoming the most open, accepting," " Here we are at your public high school emotionally safe high school on the planet." " Here we are at your public high school" "How?" "By remembering our new motto" " Here we are at your public high school sustainability, tolerance, innovation." " Here we are at your public high school" "S-T-I!" " Here we are at your public high school" "And with your help, we'll share our STI with the world!" " Here we are at your public high school" " How did nobody catch that?" " Here we are at your public high school" " 10 bucks says she makes hugging mandatory." " Here we are at your public high school" " [laughs] Or recycles our urine into drinking water." " Here we are at your public high school" " Ugh." "If she does, I am moving back to Dallas." " Here we are at your public high school" " Nope." "Not allowed." " Here we are at your public high school [somber music]" " Here we are at your public high school" " Let's go eat outside." " Here we are at your public high school" "With climate change, who knows how much longer" " Here we are at your public high school we'll be able to?" " Here we are at your public high school" " She looks sad." " Here we are at your public high school" "I think I really hurt her feelings." " Here we are at your public high school" " Oh, my God, how are you already caving?" " Here we are at your public high school" " I'm not caving." " Here we are at your public high school" " Amy, you don't owe Karma an apology." " Here we are at your public high school" "You did what you needed to do to take care of yourself." " Here we are at your public high school" "You evolved, remember?" " Here we are at your public high school" " I know, but it's just hard not to devolve" " Here we are at your public high school when she's right there." " Here we are at your public high school" " What if we make her disappear?" " Here we are at your public high school" " Okay, now you're creeping me out." " Here we are at your public high school" " We leak that video you showed me." " Here we are at your public high school" "She'd have no choice but to homeschool." " Here we are at your public high school" " Okay, Lauren, I'm mad at Karma, okay?" " Here we are at your public high school" "But I don't want to destroy her." " Here we are at your public high school" "Eventually, we're gonna make up." " Here we are at your public high school" " My way's more fun, but whatever." " Here we are at your public high school" " Is that what happened to Lisbeth?" " Here we are at your public high school" " [laughs]" " Here we are at your public high school" "No, she's looking this way." " Here we are at your public high school" "Look like you're having fun." " Here we are at your public high school [both laughing]" " Here we are at your public high school [upbeat music]" " Here we are at your public high school" " Oh, like I can't see through that." " Here we are at your public high school" " See through what?" " Here we are at your public high school" " Oh, uh, just working on some new song lyrics." " Here we are at your public high school" "It's all good." " Here we are at your public high school" " Babe, you've been giving off some really" " Here we are at your public high school intense energy lately." " Here we are at your public high school" "What happened to my chill girl from this summer?" " Here we are at your public high school" " She's still here!" " Here we are at your public high school" "She's got a tattoo to prove it." " Here we are at your public high school" "She's just dealing with a friend who hurt her." " Here we are at your public high school" " Oh, babe, that's rough." " Here we are at your public high school" " It is rough." "Thank you." " Here we are at your public high school" " Forgiveness is a bitch." " Here we are at your public high school" "But once you do it, you'll both be set free." " Here we are at your public high school" " Well, how can I forgive her if she won't apologize?" " Here we are at your public high school" " Now, see, thinking like that is the cause of suffering." " Here we are at your public high school" "Have you tried meditation?" " Here we are at your public high school" "It can really help your mind shift." " Here we are at your public high school" " Yeah, I'm sure that's the answer." " Here we are at your public high school" " I'm just gonna take these too." " Here we are at your public high school" "Thank you." " Here we are at your public high school" "♪ ♪" " Here we are at your public high school both:" "Shane!" " Here we are at your public high school" "♪ ♪" " Here we are at your public high school" " [chuckles nervously]" " Here we are at your public high school" "I'm just gonna sit over here." " Here we are at your public high school [softly] I'm sorry." " Here we are at your public high school [laughs]" " Here we are at your public high school" "Hi." " Here we are at your public high school" " [scoffs]" " Here we are at your public high school" " Still feeling evolved?" " Here we are at your public high school" " Yep." " Here we are at your public high school" "Couldn't care less." " Here we are at your public high school [indie rock music]" "♪ ♪ [indie rock music]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "♪ 'Cause I'm a maple leaf headed for... ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Wow." " Wow good or wow bad?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Wow great." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Liam Booker, what can't you do with a paintbrush?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Bring my dead dad back to life." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Sorry." "That was a joke." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "But, yeah, it's kind of what this piece is about." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Shane told me." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I'm so sorry." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Thanks." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "But, you know, it's not like I ever met him." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Yeah, but I know how much you wanted to connect with him." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Yeah, I still do." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Which is why I signed up for Bar Mitzvah classes." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Shalom." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Look." " Wow." "That's amazing." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Liam?" " Thanks." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Liam, you butt-dialed me again." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Really, fantastic." "I kind of grew up Jewish." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "My parents are pan-spiritual, so we celebrate everything." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Judaism's my favorite, though." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "It feels like less of a religion and more like..." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ both:" "An identity." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " [chuckles]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "You have no idea how nice it is" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ just to talk to someone who-- who just gets it." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ [gong sounds]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " That's the fourth period gong." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "It's good to see you." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Yeah, it was good to see you, too." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " I heard she's having tigers flown in" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ just for the night." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Tigers, Amy!" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Ask Shane to get us in." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I would, but I don't want to give him the satisfaction." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " I spill way too much to be in an all-white environment." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Plus, I don't really feel like talking to Shane right now." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Fine, we'll stay in." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "But I get to pick the movie." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "One more depressing documentary," " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ and I might become a Democrat." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Why don't you want to talk to me?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " You know why." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Amy, you can't be upset with me about lunch." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I fully intend on sitting with you tomorrow." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I picked Karma because I knew you were evolved" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ and you wouldn't make a big deal about it." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Trust me, I'm not making a big deal about it." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "You can sit with Karma every day if you want." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Matter of fact, you can sit with her all year." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " [scoffs] Look, I am on your side." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Karma isn't thinking clearly." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I think it's because she lacks the grounding influence" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ of your nightly check-ins before bed." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Hey, isn't tomorrow the premiere of "Dance Moms"?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "You two could watch it together." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "You could just say you're sorry." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " It is supposed to be the most drama-filled season yet." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " You went away for the summer to save your friendship." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Why walk away now?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Be the bigger person." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Yeah, Amy." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Give up on your principles and chase after Karma," " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ just like you always do." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "While you're at it, why don't you just" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ fall back in love with her all over again?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " No, I left town to save our friendship." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "And to do that, I need to have boundaries." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "There's no way I'm making the first move." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Why would I make the first move?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " You have Dylan." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "And more importantly, you have me." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Amy's stuck with Lauren." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " And why is that my fault?" " Ow!" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I'm not saying it was." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I'm just saying, I know how much she misses you." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "She told me." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " She did?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Through body language." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "She's hoping you two make up" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ before the season premiere of "Dance Moms."" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " It is supposed to be the most drama-filled season yet." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Maybe you should just drop this whole thing." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "After all, Amy did fall in love with you." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Everyone always takes Amy's side." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "But it's not like I wanted this to happen." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "And from the second I found out about her feelings," " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I've done everything I can to make sure" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ our friendship survived," " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ including forgiving her for sleeping with Liam." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I didn't just run away when things got hard." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Ah!" " I'm sorry." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " That's exactly what I told Amy." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " You did?" " Yeah." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " What did she say?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " She asked me to make sure" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ that you go to Zita's white party" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ because she is ready to apologize." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Seriously?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "That's a weird place for her to choose." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " I thought so too, but she insisted." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Okay." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I'm gonna go wash your feet off my hands," " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ and then we have to discuss outfit ideas." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Yay." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ [cell phone clicking, bloops]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "[Phase's "I'm in Love with My Life" playing]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " ♪ I'm in love with my life ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " My first white party-- fancy." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "And not nearly as racist as it sounds." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " I'm so glad you changed your mind." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "You seemed so opposed." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Well, I just felt like I would kick myself" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ if I didn't see the tigers." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Where are they?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Quick selfie for my followers." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ [camera shutter clicks]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "They appreciate my aspirational lifestyle." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " ♪ You know it ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Okay, got my pic." "Let's go." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Wait." "We just got here." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "And..." "I didn't even get to use my stain stick yet." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " You don't want to spend the whole night avoiding" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ she-who-won't-be-named- and-shouldn't-be-here." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Well, maybe I don't have to." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Apparently, Karma is ready to put this all behind us." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "And I didn't even have to cave." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Yay, principles." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Let me guess-- Shane told you this." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Will you excuse me?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " ♪ Come and lose yourself a little while ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Dance with me, starfish." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Uh..." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I think I should stay in this general vicinity," " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ you know, just in case someone needs to talk." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I'm a safe space." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " I dig how selfless you are." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " ♪ I'm in love with my life ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " ♪ Come and lose yourself ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Oh, yay." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I see Karma's here." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " ♪ Take a chance ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Oh, uh, yeah." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Shane must've invited her." " Great." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Then she won't miss your big surprise." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Wait, what are you talking about?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " ♪ I'm in love with my, I'm in love with my ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Hello." "Everyone, good evening,." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Hi." "Thank you so much for coming." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Uh, slight change of plans." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Tonight's white party is actually..." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Liam Booker's surprise Bar Mitzvah!" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪ [upbeat Jewish music]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Oh, my God." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Not too bad for a shiksa, right?" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I just wanted to show you that I get it." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " Yeah, this is..." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Wow." "[chuckles]" " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Whoo, a-a Bar Mitzvah." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Oh, you." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " I knew you'd love it." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "Okay, I'll be right back." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" "I got a few more surprises up my sleeve." " ♪ Cherry tree calling me here ♪" " What did you do now?" " [sighs] I got gelt on my shirt." " What did you do now?" " No, Amy said you told her Karma's backing down," " What did you do now?" "but I'm not buying it." " What did you do now?" "What's your scheme?" " Glad you asked." " What did you do now?" "For this challenge, I knew simple would work best." " What did you do now?" "Karma and Amy are dying to get back together," " What did you do now?" "but they're both too stubborn to back down." " What did you do now?" "I knew I just had to get them in the same room and, voila!" " What did you do now?" " And you think they're just gonna make up?" " What did you do now?" " What show have you been watching?" " What did you do now?" "Those two can't stay mad at each other." " What did you do now?" "It's only a matter of time before their teary reunion." " What did you do now?" "Oh, here we go." " What did you do now?" "[playful music]" " What did you do now?" "Grab your Kleenex." " What did you do now?" "♪ ♪" " What did you do now?" " Hey." " Hey." " What did you do now?" " So..." " What did you do now?" " So..." " What did you do now?" " So?" " What did you do now?" " So?" " What did you do now?" " So!" " What did you do now?" " So?" " What did you do now?" " So..." " What did you do now?" " So..." " What did you do now?" " So!" " So!" " What did you do now?" " So?" " So!" " What did you do now?" "♪ ♪" " What did you do now?" " Looks like your plan was just a little too simple," " What did you do now?" "just like you." " [scoffs]" " What did you do now?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " There aren't many Bar Mitzvahs on Maui." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Are they always this crazy?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " This one is definitely all bar and no mitzvah." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "It's a joke." "Never mind." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Hey!" "May I cut in?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Go right ahead." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I'm gonna grab a bagel and carbo-load for this funkfest" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ that's about to unfold." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Do it, brah." " Yay." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "You lied to me, Shane!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Amy didn't apologize!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Apparently, she had a micro-stroke" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ and couldn't stop saying "so."" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Enough!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "And even if she did apologize, it wouldn't matter," " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ because I am done." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Oh, please!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "We all know you're gonna get back together." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " You don't know that." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Friendships end." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "We had a good run, and we made some great memories," " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ but I've moved on." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " If that's true, then why do you still have" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ her EpiPen in your purse?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Like she's the only person here with a severe nut allergy." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Mazel tov, Booker." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "This is my first Bar Mitzvah." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I heard we're supposed to do this." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Don't spend it all in one place." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " No, I can't take your money!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "This isn't a real Bar Mitzvah." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Liam, have you tried the bacon-wrapped scallops?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Who invented these things?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Not the Jews." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Shellfish and pork are not kosher." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Oh." " I'll be right back." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Hey, Zita." "Do you have a second?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Can we talk?" " There he is-  ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ the man of the hour!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Um, boys?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Boys, can you drop the curtain?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ [playful music]" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Dude, you got to show me your ab regimen." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " [laughs] That's funny." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "We'll be right back." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Let's go this way." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "This is such a fun party you've thrown me." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Ah, such a fun Bar Mitzvah." " That's the thing." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "You realize this isn't an actual Bar Mitzvah, right?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Sure it is." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I grew up in Scarsdale." "I went to tons of them." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "And all my friends wished they could skip" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ the boring Hebrew classes and get to the fun part." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "And you get to." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " The boring part is why I'm doing this." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I want to connect to my dad and my heritage." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I don't care about the stupid party." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "How can you say you get it if you don't get that?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Well, I do now." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " I can't believe I was so close to caving." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " But you didn't." "That's progress." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "And now you know to avoid Shane." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "He cannot be trusted." " Mm-mm." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Speak of the devil." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Amy, I'm sorry for lying to you." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I tried to meddle, and I just made things worse." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I feel terrible." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Beware his forked tongue." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " So, to show you how sorry I am," " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I brought you this Jewish doughnut." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "You're favorite." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " You know me so well." " [laughs]" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Nuh!" " Lauren!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " There are nuts in this!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "He was trying to poison you!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " [gasps]" " Okay, let's not exaggerate." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Amy was never going to die," " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ because Karma was going to swoop in and rescue her." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "She still keeps Amy's EpiPen in her purse." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Aw, she does?" " Yeah, how sweet, right?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Caving." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Amy, who are you gonna listen to-  ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ me or the guy who just tried to kill you?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " [sighs]" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Excuse me while I go wash off this nut dust and betrayal." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Really, Shane?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "That was a little desperate." " I'm just trying to help her." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Karma and Amy need to get back together." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Why--so you don't have to choose who to sit with at lunch?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Exactly." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Because the longer this goes on, the more likely it is" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ that I will have to choose one of them one day for good." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "And I don't want to have to do that." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "But you wouldn't understand." "You've never had two friends." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Karma and Amy aren't friends." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "They're a giant ball of chaos that leaves nothing but pain" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ and devastation in its wake." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I think Amy would be better off investing in new relationships." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Like yours?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " I wasn't referencing me specifically," " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ but, yes, I could be a part of that group." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Lauren, I say this to you as a friend..." "ly person." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Don't get too used to being Amy's number one." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Karma and Amy will make up, and soon you'll be back" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ to being number two-  ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ three." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Honestly, it's more like four." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " God, I wish men had to experience this just once." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "Do you mind if I cut?" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I just touched some nuts." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "I'm just washing my hands!" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " I'm glad I'm not the only one with this idea." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " Yay, women's rights." " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ [toilet flushes]" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪ [tense music]" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" "♪ ♪" " ♪ I've made up my mind ♪" " [humming]" "Uh, I'm gonna go." "[both giggle]" " So this party's crazy, huh?" " Yeah." " So this party's crazy, huh?" "It's like it's all bar and no mitzvah." " So this party's crazy, huh?" " Here." "[solemn music]" " Here." " Thanks." " Here." "♪ ♪" " Here." "[door opens]" " Here." "[sighs]" " Here." " Hey." "Can we talk?" "I need to vent." " Here." " Sure." " Here." "Though I think your people would call it "kvetching."" " Here." " Hey, you see how ridiculous this is, right?" " Here." "I mean, how can Zita not see that this isn't a Bar Mitzvah?" " Here." "And you know what?" " Here." "It's borderline offensive to my people." " Here." " [laughs] Okay, slow down, Moses." " Here." "Give the poor girl some credit." " Here." "She may not understand what you're going through," " Here." "but at least she cares enough about you" " Here." "to try and celebrate it." " Here." " ♪ Where have I gone?" "♪" " Here." " Yeah, maybe you're right." " Here." " Trust me--fighting doesn't solve anything." " Here." "It just keeps you apart." " Here." "And isn't it better to be together?" " Here." " [chuckles]" " Here." "Oh, man, I am such an idiot." " Here." " Just go to her and tell her" " Here." "you're ready to put all of this behind you." " Here." " I will." " Here." "Thanks, Karma." " Here." " What was all that about?" " Here." " Shane, I'm ready to put this all behind me." " Here." " With Liam?" " Here." " No." "Well, I mean, yes." " Here." "But, no, with Amy." " Here." "We just had the best time in the men's room." " Here." " I'm not sure how to respond to that." " Here." " She cracked the same joke I did." " Here." "It's a sign." " Here." "I don't want to keep fighting." "I just want our friendship back." " Here." " I did it." " Here." "Maybe you should go grab her and drag her to the dance floor?" " Here." " I've got a better idea." " Here." "Got a 20?" "I need to bribe the DJ." " Here." " Huh?" " Here." "[upbeat music]" " Hey, Zita." "Can we talk?" "[upbeat music]" " Look, I get this isn't a real Bar Mitzvah, [upbeat music] but everyone here expects you to have that moment [upbeat music] where you get lifted up in the stupid chair." "[upbeat music]" "So could you just suck it up and do it?" "[upbeat music]" " Look, I'm sorry, okay?" "[upbeat music]" "I was focused on everything you were doing wrong, [upbeat music] and a friend helped me see all the things you're doing right." "[upbeat music]" "You're trying, and what I should have said is... [upbeat music] thank you." "[upbeat music]" "♪ ♪ [upbeat music]" " Wait." "Which friend?" "[upbeat music]" " This is one of those times I wish I didn't hate lying." "[upbeat music]" " Of course it was Karma." "[upbeat music]" "["Hava Nagila" playing] [upbeat music]" " No, no, no, guys!" "Put me down!" "[upbeat music]" " What are the chances that she and I would sneak [upbeat music] into the men's bathroom at the same time?" "[upbeat music]" "The universe wants us to make up!" "[upbeat music]" " No!" "The universe wants you to stop using men's restrooms." "[upbeat music]" "Okay, Amy, listen to me." "[upbeat music]" "You are just looking for reasons to cave." "[upbeat music]" " Maybe I should." "[upbeat music]" "I was gonna leave for the summer without saying good-bye." "[upbeat music]" "I don't think it's caving if I just apologize for that." "[upbeat music]" " That is a gateway apology!" "[upbeat music]" "You have got to hold your ground." "[upbeat music]" " Lauren, you need to back off a little." "[upbeat music]" "I know you don't like Karma, but she's my best friend." "[upbeat music]" " Okay, no-- [upbeat music]" "It is not that I don't like Karma." "[upbeat music]" "It's that I don't like how she hurts you." "[upbeat music]" "She plays mind games." "[upbeat music]" " She does not." "[upbeat music]" " What about that kiss in the pool?" "[upbeat music]" " She was drunk." "She hardly remembers it." "[upbeat music]" " But you can't forget it." "[upbeat music]" "Every time you try and move on, she sucks you back in, [upbeat music] only to hurt you over and over and over." "[upbeat music]" "So you do what you want, but I can't stand by [upbeat music] and watch you get hurt one more time." "[upbeat music]" " Karma would never hurt me on purpose." "[upbeat music]" "[Paula Abdul's "Straight Up" playing] [upbeat music]" "That's our song." "[upbeat music]" "Karma's making the first move." "[upbeat music]" "♪ ♪ [upbeat music]" " Amy, wait." "[upbeat music]" " It took Karma to help you appreciate me?" "[upbeat music]" "I hired a PI to find your dad." "[upbeat music]" "I flew you to Jerusalem so you could meet your family." "[upbeat music]" "But nothing I do matters, because apparently, [upbeat music]" "I'll never get you like Karma." "[upbeat music]" " Guys, will you put me down?" "[upbeat music]" " ♪ Baby, I'm moving ♪ - ♪ Moving ♪ [upbeat music]" " That is not how I feel." " I heard you say it." "[upbeat music]" "You butt-dialed me at lunch." " No, I want to be with you." "[upbeat music]" "Karma?" "[upbeat music]" "No, no, no, that came out wrong." "[upbeat music]" " Hey, Liam, did you happen to see Amy when you were up there?" "[upbeat music]" " I think you're only with me because you can't be with her." "[upbeat music]" " ♪ Love me forever ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ [upbeat music]" " ♪ When I'm caught in a hit-and-run ♪ [upbeat music]" " See?" "Mind games." "[upbeat music]" " Let's upload that video." "[upbeat music]" " ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ [upbeat music]" " ♪ Or are you just having fun?" "♪ [upbeat music]" " What the hell was that?" "[upbeat music]" " Jealous?" "[upbeat music]" "He's all yours." "[upbeat music]" " ♪ Want to love me forever ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ [upbeat music]" " Babe, I love this song." "[upbeat music]" " ♪ Straight up now tell me ♪ [upbeat music]" "♪ Is it gonna be you and me together?" "♪ [upbeat music]" " ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ [upbeat music]" " ♪ Or are you just having fun?" "♪ [upbeat music]" " We have 30,000 views." "[upbeat music]" "Don't let her play mind games." "[upbeat music]" "Remember, she deserved this." "[upbeat music]" " Yeah, you're right." " What the hell, Amy?" "[upbeat music]" "You want a villain?" "You're gonna get one." "[upbeat music]" " I thought you were like me-- chill, drama-free." "[upbeat music]" " I am." "[upbeat music]" " Fights between best friends turn ugly quick." "[upbeat music]" "You two know each other's darkest secrets." "[upbeat music] [upbeat music]"