"Central America - 1521" "Fold back, all men!" "Protect the King's box!" "Let's go in the woods!" "Antonio?" "Do you know what's inside the box?" "That's not our business to know." "We have to bring it back to the King." "Maybe there's gold in it!" "Get back!" "Stupid!" "You want to die a poor man?" "Traitor!" "Get ready to die!" "My god!" "The son of a bitch!" "My god!" "The devil!" "Give me the box." "Paris Area - 1995" "She's already here?" "She was fast." "We have the box at last." "It's about time." "Our master will be pleased." "It's a big day for our sect and for the world." "Wait a moment." "We don't know what could happen when opening it." "You!" "Come over here and open the box!" "What does that mean?" "Very wize!" "If you had waited for me, Mizzez!" "Colonel, don't you forget that we are light-bearer goddesses?" "And that we're lodging you." "Be zure, I don't forget it." "However, I maintain zat ze box must not be opened zat way." "Let me remind you 2 or 3 zings." "Zis box contains the relics of a powerful Indian zpirit," "Niawa-Rakra." "Giving the power of eternal life." "But you already know zat now." "(I drop the accent, you got the trick)" "The box has been robbed from a sorcerer by conquistadores." "And I congratulate you for discovering it." "However, you must remind that the power can only be used safely under the protection of a magic talisman." "The one which was protecting the sorcerer." "Which talisman are you speaking about?" "Each Indian sorcerer was in possession of a protecting talisman." "The sorcerer has tamed and locked Niawa-Rakra in the box thanks to that talisman." "We got to have that talisman if we want our master to fully enjoy the spirit powers." "That moron forgot to bring back the talisman!" "Rest assured, I'll take care of her." "Meanwhile you must go back in the past and bring back that talisman." "Go and alert the professor." "You can't be serious?" "I already told you the time-machine was short of uranium." "However we absoluely need that talisman." "We must go back to the conquistadores time." "You should have think of that before!" "Time-traveling so far back in the past is now impossible." "There's too much at stake." "We could lose the machine." "But the talisman is in the hands of a spanish sorcerer named Gomez." "There's another way." "You could find the sorcerer's lineage in our times." "Your money or your life!" "Be careful!" "I could have cut myself!" "Oh, my poor darling!" "Here is a gift to excuse me." "But what is this?" "It's your saint's day today, dumbo." "I was sure you would forget it." "Happy saint's day!" "I like suprises especially when they're good." "I'm sure it's plane tickets." "No." "Theatre tickets for tonight, 20 pm sharp." "Tonight..." "Don't tell me you have to stay at your office until midnight again!" "We have an important meeting this afternoon with the Sterling Bank administrators." "You're going to spend your evening with bankers?" "It's a very important meeting." "They mean a lot of money for our company." "But I promise, my little squirrel, that I'll be back before 20 pm." "I love you so much." "By the way, my darling, did you sign for the car?" "I'm hesitating between the Mercedes and the BMW." "Me, I'm choosing the BM." "OK, I'll go tomorrow then." "Meanwhile I'll take a walk, it's good for health!" "Hi, how is doing the burger pin-up?" "Don't start with the Super-macho powers!" "My powers are like french fries, they rule." "I'm gonna die laughing." "Amazing, isn't it?" "I've always been good at cracks." "It's like a gift." "Tell me something, anything and I'll show you." "You'd better hump your back and get to work." "What a cow!" "It's not funny?" "Cow, hump?" "I'm gonna die a second time." "By the way, why are you coming here with your brief-case?" "You know my professional activities?" "Yes, washer-up in a fast-food." "I'm talking about my main job in the movie-business." "This morning I was with a producer." "Is that so?" "I'm hired on a big production and I'm afraid you won't see me for a while." "I will accept the inevitable." "I'm gonna impersonate an uncommon character, daring, seducing but also sensitive." "Just like me!" "Of course." "When do you begin?" "Later." "After my shift." "I'm fed up with all this nonsense!" "I'm sorry, I'll call back later." "Good-bye." "It's not possible, my dear." "You're not gonna stop in the middle of the shooting!" "Since you're managing me, I'm only playing playmates in tripe movies." "Not tripe movies." "Small budgets, I agree." "But not tripe." "Me, I call them shit!" "Did you read the script till the end?" "No need." "I already know the end." "First I get fucked then I die." "Where's the valorization for me?" "To think of the success I got two years ago in Sabulawski's play in Avignon." "My little bunny, my little darling, look at what's writtten here." "Next year will be the year of the b-picture revival." "All is fine." "More like the crummy Z-pictures revival, that's for sure !" "I'm fed up with all these losers." "Do you know what they use for lightning?" "Garden lamps." "Light is not that important in a movie." "There's also direction, a point of view..." "Norbert Rollier is an auteur." "He has a point of view on the world." "He puts his childhood memories in his movies." "He knows how to grasp the unwedging between realism and fantasy." "He's an auteur." "His main interest is to shoot naked bimbos being hatched up by chainsaw maniacs." "I call that a fist class loser!" "It's the chance of your life." "Hundreds of girls would be ready to pay to have a part in a Norbert Roulier picture." "Please, stop this, now!" "I'm only continuing because I'm a professional." "But next time I want a part worthy of my talent." "With a real direction, real dialogues, a real psychology." "And feelings too." "And I don't want to hear about your z-pictures anymore." "And the bal scene, isn't it romantic enough for you?" "Over here." "Over here." "Mr Lopez?" "No, I'm Gomez." "I'm late." "I'm sorry." "How is it going with the shooting?" "They shoot a stunt scene yesterday." "The only one with a budget but it went wrong and the stunt actor is at the hospital." "By the way, I had an original line for my part." "Could I talk about it to Rollier?" "You seem a nice guy, so I'll give you a good tip." "You don't harass Rollier." "You say the lines he gives you and then yo go get your check." "Allright?" "Alright." "I know it's a small part but I had thought about a small line just in case..." "Hello." "You're the director?" "Yes." "I'm the director." "You are Lopez?" "No." "Not Lopez." "I'm Jacques Gomez." "It's the same." "You're the extra who dies with a gun in his hand." "I'm not an extra." "I have two lines." "You know how to throw a punch?" "I do a lot of bodybuilding and I've seen my share of Van Damme pictures." "So, it should go smoothly." "We will have a try with you." "Go and get dressed." "You should find the wardrobe mistress easily." "It's not a big place." "But we're late." "Hurry up." "Hey you, what are you doing here?" "Oh, Christine, what a surprise!" "I'm very pleased to see you." "Stop the bullshit!" "Don't pretend to be interested in me." "You're such a lousy actor." "You know what a good memory I keep... of my butt!" "I don't argue with that, you big filthy man." "Don't be so angry, Christine." "By the way, you shouldn't be in the States, shooting a movie." "I refused." "The contract fee was not big enough." "I see." "You're a poor mythomaniac clown and a jerk." "You know, you're more beautiful when you're angry." "Wait a second because I'm gonna show you how much more beautiful I can be." "Everybody ready." "Silence." "Motor." "Action." "Fucking shit!" "You give me the dope or I blow your girlfriend's head?" "You forget we're vampires, small dick!" "I don't give a shit about vampires and don't call me small dick!" "Now, we can call you small dick." "Cut." "It lacks some punch." "Try to be more threatening." "You should kick harder, he's shockproof." "Fuck!" "It was punchy enough for my balls!" "So?" "It's ok." "What's her name, the blonde one?" "Vanessa." "She's cute." "She's a stripper." "Rollier wanted some tits and ass, so..." "A stripper?" "Great!" "I mean, she seems a very interesting girl." "Allow me to introduce myself." "Gomez." "Jacques Gomez." "I'm driving you home?" "No way." "I have a strip at 21 pm." "But after that we can have a drink if you want." "That's great." "I' m a big fan of modern dances." "Did you like?" "Yes, it was great." "Maybe you could call me Jacques?" "We're both artists." "True, it would be more friendly." "So you're a professional stripper?" "It pays well but my dream is to be a movie actress in big movies." "You're a good actress and I know a lot about acting." "You did a lot of movies?" "Yep, a ton of them." "Too much actually." "But now I'm more selective." "I can't accept all the offers." "It's odd." "I've never seen you in a movie." "I did a lot of acting in the States." "Right now I'm doing my french come-back." "Why did you sign for this small budget video movie?" "At least, we have met thanks to this movie." "And the director is a friend of mine." "I couldn't refuse." "You understand?" "My next part is a cop filtered in the russian mob." "It's an actor studio role." "A realist thriller." "You know what I mean?" "I filtered myself in the russian mob for two months." "To study their methods." "It's crazy?" "One has professional integrity or not." "I need to immerse myself in my character to feel like him, to think like him." "At the end they thought I was one of their bosses." "Isn't it too dangerous?" "The risks are part of the job." "And then, it's my passion." "Once, I had to deliver a briefcase full of false bank-notes to a certain Dimitri." "A real bad man." "I deeply focused and tried to remember all my readings." "It went well?" "It took a wrong turn towards the end." "He was a real scum and I couldn't stand his ill manners." "I was really in my character's skin." "How did you manage to get out of his grip?" "Make yourself easy, it ended well." "At least for me." "But I prefer to stay silent on the rest." "It's best for you." "What is that?" "It's the russian mob!" "What are you talking about?" "It's obvious." "Dimitri's gang!" "Dimitri?" "It's not possible!" "It's Gomez alright." "We need him alive." "You're in real deep shit, that's obvious too!" "Shit!" "That's not possible." "Hey girls, I don't have money but I can give you my jacket, alright?" "I'm sorry, darling." "The meeting lasted longer than I thought." "I didn't ask some excuses." "Did you win the contract, at least?" "The contract with the Sterling Bank?" "Yes, we managed to convince them." "It's a good deal." "Good." "But looking at your face one could think it ended with a fight." "You mean my black eye?" "It's nothing." "I bumped myself." "You know about my office's door." "Before you had to push to open it." "Not you have to pull." "They changed the way." "So, Jean-Luc, who is a nervous guy opened the door franticly when I was behind it." "It hurts bad." "But I already feel better." "That's some crazy shit!" "Only gals?" "I swear, only gals but fiercer than wild animals." "I had a hard time escaping." "But what did they want with you?" "I told you I don't know." "They mistook you for another guy." "How do you explain then that they knew my name?" "Or you're hiding something from me?" "You made another damned stupidity?" "Not more than usual." "With you, it could only be a sex affair going wrong." "Who could be so mad at me?" "I don't know, a girlfriend, an actres or the little redhead." "Which redhead?" "I don't know her name." "You mean Alexandra." "Not her style." "Does your wife know you're unfaithful to her every sunday?" "Not every sunday." "I've been faithful for three weeks." "Almost three weeks." "The problem is that you're faithful to 30 women at the same time." "Maybe Christine, paying the crazy duo to scare the shit out of me?" "Fuck!" "I can't believe it!" "An artist like her." "I knew your loose life would lead you to such troubles, man!" "Let's go and lift some weights." "Come on, Jacques, faster!" "Shut your trap!" "Look at those girls!" "Not bad." "They're dressed in the same manner than the girls last evening." "You're not getting a little bit paranoid, by any chance?" "You already saw them traing here." "Nope, never saw them before." "I have a bad feeling." "Come on, let's go." "They kick hard!" "I told you so!" "Shit!" "Do you believe me, now?" "It was those girls." "Girls?" "I only saw wild tigresses!" "I must be in a nightmare." "I'm gonna wake up soon." "Listen, buddy." "There's something wrong in this case." "I've never been attacked by wild woman wishing to make necklaces of my balls during ten years of training." "If you forgot to tell something it would be wise to tell me now." "For God's sake, I almost got emasculated by your fault!" "I don't know what they want of me." "I can't say anything more." "Next time I'm coming at your home I'll wear a bulletproof jacket." "Women!" "Be proud to be part of our brotherhood!" "Be proud to serve our master!" "Be proud to sacrifice your lives for the golden eagle!" "Now..." "I have big news for you." "Our master will speak to us tomorrow and will deliver his sacred message to us." "Above all, don't forget." "Our master is immortal." "Great priestess." "I have to talk to you." "You're disturbing me, Caporal." "Fuck!" "What's happening to you, now?" "I suffer from vertigo since I'm a child." "Is that so?" "How did you manage to climb up there, then?" "I don't know." "Fuck, I'm going to throw up." "You're not the most easy friend I had, you know that?" "Don't shake me up like this!" "Relax, you're not gonna die." "Shit!" "Another one!" "Dying is never easy, but dying without knowing why is a real bummer!" "Me, I'm getting out of here." "Follow me without resisting, Mr Gomez." "Listen, Miss." "You seem vey nice but I don't understand what you want with me." "Furthermore, I have a very important casting tomorrow." "It would be a real drag to receive a bullet now." "Too bad we couldn' reach an agreement!" "Vanessa, what are you doing here?" "Guess what?" "I never could stand those mob guys." "The mob?" "It's really not my day." "Take the wheel if you wish." "You're more used to driving than me." "No, you're doing fine." "The truth is you're not an actor." "What?" "The gang, Dimitri, the mob, all that shit." "You're pretending to be an actor." "It's your cover-up." "I never went that far." "I bet you're a secret agent." "That's it?" "A secret agent." "What are you talking about?" "What are you then?" "You could tell me." "I've just saved your life." "I'm a zero." "Just a poor guy who doesn't know what's happening to him." "What are you saying?" "The truth." "And your filtering in the russian mob." "I've never been in Moscow." "I've never had a leading role." "It's all bullshit." "What?" "I don't even know why these girls are chasing me." "What's the matter with you?" "You can deliver me to these crazies, while you're at it." "Don't tempt me." "What a scum." "How lucky of me!" "I think I'm doing a favor to a secret agent and I'm ending in deep shit with a poor loser." "I'm sorry for my lies, it was nice from you to save my life." "Good-bye." "Wait a minute." "Anyway, your crazy girlfriends have spotted me now." "What if we went together to the police and told them everything?" "I would rather not." "I've whacked a few of those crazy girls" "What?" "It's not possible?" "It was self-defence?" "Wasn't it?" "Yes." "It's ok, then." "The best is to go at my home and to take stock of the question." "What's the matter now?" "Did you capture Jacques Gomez?" "Did you capture Jacques Gomez?" "Not yet." "He's stronger than we thought.He escaped us again." "You're a bunch of incapables!" "He must be captured at all cost!" "Without him we'll have to renunce at procuring immortality to our master." "I know that great priestess." "We will find him." "This time you're sure you're telling me the naked truth?" "Unfortunately, yes." "You should call your wife." "I can't, she's at her mother's until tomorrow." "That's better." "I mean, it's better if you sleep here tonight." "At least, you'll be safe." "I don't want to disturb you." "And I don't want nasty things falling on you." "Don't worry about me." "I like to live dangerously." "Well, you're in the right company, then." "If it turns real bad we could still fly to South America." "I didn't think about that." "Relax a little bit." "I'm relaxed enough." "We will see more clearly tomorrow." "Fuck!" "I can't open it!" "Let me do it." "The next day - 7 am" "I need to do a casting." "It will take only 2 hours." "Could you come with me?" "Ok, but you can't get out dressed like that." "Yes, you're right." "Don't you have something for me?" "Of course, follow me." "This." "This beret." "These glasses." "With that stuff nobody will recognize you." "My last boyfriend left them here." "How do I look?" "It would be better without the glasses, I think." "Next person." "You're the last one?" "I think so." "Good." "You learn this for the next week." "Ok." "Good-bye, my darling." "Good-bye." "Oh, what a big boy!" "And what a look!" "Could you give me your name?" "Jacques Gomez." "Spanish?" "Yes." "How cute." "Thank you." "Sit down and present yourself." "I'm Jacques Gomez." "I'm married." "I'm thirty and I'm an actor." "Do you have serious references?" "Yes, of course." "Yes, I had the 6th role in "Give the doe or I snuff you"." "A crime movie which ran on TV not long ago." "But that's shit, my boy!" "With your good looks, you could have the lead role in a big movie." "Take this and speak out loud." "You know that I will always love you." "Even if you leave me to be a soldier..." "It's my mistake." "That's not a role for you." "Take this one instead." "With hate in your voice!" "I'm convinced that you're hiding something from me, you scummy bag." "I don't know what's holding me..." "I don't know what's holding me..." "Oh, I'm sorry!" "Go to hell!" "You think you're a tough guy?" "If I told you that we went to see your wife?" "And that she was very talkative about you?" "A little bit too soft." "With more anger." "Grind your teeth." "Like you're gonna bite!" "You thought she was safe?" "You're so naïve?" "You're so naïve?" "She suffered a lot because of you." "Fuck!" "Catherine!" "She's in danger." "Where are you going?" "Come back, coward!" "Why did he leave?" "What a strange man!" "Come quick!" "Where do we go?" "At my wife's." "Catherine?" "So, you say you spent the night with Miss Vanessa?" "Yes." "It's true, Mr Superintendant." "But the victim is still your wife?" "Yes, we got married a few months ago." "Did she have enemies?" "No, I don't know anyone who could have done this." "Well." "I will ask you to stay in the area and to stay at police's disposal." "These girls are after something I own." "Or something my family owns." "Probably a sect." "It's a burglary that went wrong." "And the husband?" "He seems sincere." "Just have a look at him." "I'm going alone." "He's a nice man but it's best for you to wait me here." "Dad?" "Dad?" "Dad?" "It's Jacques." "It's you?" "I did not recognize you." "How could I?" "With those ugly clothes..." "You never knew how to dress yourself." "Tell me." "Who is the Miss in the car?" "She's a friend." "Vanessa." "Vanessa?" "Your friend looks like a whore!" "And where's your wife?" "At her home." "She's ill." "Nothing serious." "You're hiding something from me." "If it's money you want, it's not the right moment." "And from now on, "sucker" is not written on my forehead anymore." "It's not about money." "I'd just like to have a stroll in the cellar." "In the cellar?" "What's the reason?" "I'd like to have a look at my childhood toys again." "It's an impulse I got recently." "An impulse?" "You won't be disappointed!" "I threw all your garbage away except a few amulets." "It's even." "Can I have a stroll?" "If you want but make it fast." "I have other things to do." "You should work instead of feeling pity for old garbage." "You look like your mother." "I remind you that you must act fast." "We gathered a lot of intel on that Jacques Gomez." "Ya, ya, but he's still running." "I'm not sure that your men will be more brilliant in our place." "They're just a bunch of drunks, morons and ex-convicts of the worst kind." "You should not provoke me." "I'll show you how efficient is the Wehrmacht." "It would be better if you helped us." "That Jacques Gomez is a smart one." "Precisely." "I've conceived a machiavelic plan to find that Gomez." "This guy is a real stinker!" "How lucky for him that the stink hole is not large enough to let him pass!" "I don't see anything of interest here for this sect of wackos." "They're looking for a precise thing but what?" "It's the most tangled business since the Bermuda triangle and it had to fall on me!" "I found nothing and I don't understand nothing." "Let's go back to your home." "Odd place for a casting!" "Excuse-me." "It's here for the casting?" "You're part of the movie, you too?" "Ya..." "It's an historical movie, then?" "I love your uniforms." "It's an historical reconstitution." "Follow me, I'll introduce you to your partner." "I'm recognizing you, you're playing in horror movies!" "I'm going to explain everything." "Strawberries again?" "I hate them." "This civilization is going to his end." "With all these decadent values!" "The Fuhrer will put back some order in the chaos." "No more movies, no more songs." "No more porno." "Only sports and the Fuhrer's thoughts." "I thought you did not like them?" "I'm forcing myself to eat them." "Only to deprive someone of them." "I was saying then...this laxism, these decadent values.." "Har!" "It's really too much." "It's too disgusting!" "You're not finishing your strawberries, Colonel?" "There's one message." "I'm calling for Vanessa, it's Alan Smoldar, Christine's agent." "I thought you were together." "I can't reach her." "She told me she went to a casting." "She gave me an adress in an industrial area." "But she should have been back since a while." "Christine?" "Could you call back, please?" "I kiss you." "Good-bye." "At last, I'm finding you." "I didn't know there was so much subways in this place." "There's a lot of things you're ignoring, my Colonel." "My purpose is not to bother you in your intimacy." "I just wanted to tell you that my men had captured a youg girl that" "Jacques Gomez knows very well." "And I thought that you would like to interrogate her yourself." "Indeed." "It could be very interesting." "It's not a game!" "I remind you that time is of the essence and that the little squirt could wreck all of our plans." "Don't be so nervous, my Colonel." "Remember how happy you were to find us a few months ago." "Stop!" "You're just degenerates!" "How cute he is when he gets on his nerves, my little Colonel!" "Don't touch me!" "Why not?" "You disgust me!" "Don't say that!" "It's impossible to be so stuck up!" "In other times it would have cost you your life!" "I don't think so." "Heil Hitler!" "You should go and interrogate the prisonner." "But I'm training with you, my Colonel." "You're deshonoring the Wehrmacht!" "I wouldn't dare!" "Captain, it's your first time visiting our torture chamber?" "Yes and it looks very lovely." "Wanna try, Captain?" "Why not if can I meddle in?" "Let me go, it's a mistake!" "I never make mistakes." "Never." "Try to remember." "You're mad!" "Look at my face, my scars are real!" "What do you want with me in the end?" "I've heard that you're the ex-whore of a certain Jacques Gomez." "Jacques?" "I knew he would put me in deep shit, that guy!" "Where is he?" "I don't know." "Think about the scars, my lovely." "You're mad." "I'm mad?" "Put her in chains." "Go on." "I don't like this place." "Me neither." "I'd rather be at the beach." "But I'm sure there's a lot of things to learn from this place." "Vanessa, come over here." "I thank you for your reception, for myself and my men." "When I will have recovered, thanks to you, it will be the time to get our revenge." "You think it's really him?" "Who else?" "I thought he was dead." "Me too." "Together we will crush that liberal vermin led by the american sherifs who won the last war using the most cowardly and ignominious methods!" "Relax, my Fuhrer." "And we will come back to the great values of the great Germany when it was a sparkling example for all mankind." "It's unbelievable!" "They seem completely stone!" "I've already talked to you about my contacts with the aliens and how I've shown the path to billions of creatures beyond our galaxy!" "I really don't like that." "Me neither." "It looks like the scene of a bad movie where the heroes get caught 5 minutes after they started snooping around." "Jacques, I'm afraid." "There's no reason to be afraid." "Halt!" "Don't move!" "Now there's a reason." "Let's run!" "What's happening up there?" "Intruders, my Fuhrer." "That Jacques Gomez, the owner of the Niawa-Rakra talisman." "Catch that scum and keep him for the prestigious experiences of my psychiatrist!" "Let's warn the Colonel that he should not spoil them too much." "Who are theses clowns?" "They wear pyjamas but they don't seem funny." "You're alright?" "He's a tough one." "I'm taking care of him." "Wait!" "Look at that!" "I think it's my clothes." "Yes, it's them." "Even my papers." "He's really hard to lose that one." "And he came with his buddies." "Well." "Now I can get dressed." "Halt!" "Stop there!" "I believe the Colonel will be happy." "You're alright?" "Yes." "What's that thing?" "I don't know and we don't care." "Here's the elevator." "Come on." "How does that thing work?" "It seems pretty medieval." "It's functioning, now." "Which button did you push?" "Get out." "What's that new bullshit?" "It's what we call a time-machine." "Mein Furhrer, I'm yours." "Do what you wish with me." "Jacques!" "Vanessa!" "Be careful, it's not a movie." "You should have spoken earlier." "The Colonel and the priestess are tenderfoot compared to me." "What do you want to hear from us?" "Where is the magical talisman?" "I alreay told you I know nothing about the talisman, the magical spirit, Niawa-Rakra and all the rest." "Jacques, these guys really have a screw loose." "Shut up, bitch!" "I'm talking to the gent." "Precisely." "Next time you wash your teeth skip the garlic toothpaste." "I see that you're a funny guy." "It will be a great joy to the person I'm gonna introduce to you immediately." "Who is he?" "After Hitler, we can expect everything!" "The electricity fairy." "What a devilish place!" "Am I in hell?" "Bastard!" "Take the box!" "So, friends again?" "Of course, big fool!" "Give me your cheek for a kiss." "What a smoochie!" "So long, moron, you never understood anything." "So, you're with them." "The nazis?" "I don't care about them." "What interests me is.." "eternal youth." "No, Christine, don't do that." "Come back, Christine." "Shit!" "Vanessa?" "Vanessa?" "Vanessa?" "What is that new bullshit?" "So what, can't you breath anymore?" "Shit, the Colonel!" "Vanessa?" "Let's meet downstairs." "We must catch them!" "I let you deal with him." "Thanks." "Very nice from you." "Come on, my lovely mercenary." "Relax yourself." "I can't." "I must keep my watch." "That's the car you have to watch?" "Don't worry." "We'll keep an eye on it." "It's really working.(?" ")" "You're not bad for a brunette." "Shut up." "Soldiers are not allowed to speak." "Take the keys." "Halt!" "Vanessa!" "Take his weapon." "Quick!" "Bend down." "They're shooting at us!" "Stones ahead!" "Take a grip!" "Shit!" "No more bullets!" "What are you doing?" "Don't pay attention." "A small surprise." "Don't shoot." "Where did you learn that trick?" "By watching "Die Hard"." "Dad?" "Dad?" "He should be here." "You're coming?" "What a pleasant suprise!" "Hello Vanessa!" "Hello, my darling!" "Hello, dad." "Could we have another round in the cellar without disturbing you?" "Of course, make yourself at home." "Come." "Up there." "Is this it?" "Yes." "It's great." "You found it!" "Wait for me." "What's wrong with you?" "You disobeyed!" "I swear I won't do it again." "It's too late now." "You know I can't resist in front of a uniform." "You're a slut!" "You had to stay pure for our master." "I beg your pardon." "You and your polished style you're gonna be served." "We're going, Dad." "Don't go away so fast." "You will have a glass of wine with me." "It would be a great pleasure but we really don't have time." "Come on, a quick one for the road." "Real quick, then." "Tell me." "You seem very busy these days." "Is there something wrong?" "We'll explain later." "It's a little bit complicated." "Taste this." "A great nectar." "Dad, your scar?" "Which scar?" "Don't drink that stuff!" "Shit!" "Damned, he escaped again!" "How unfortunate, Colonel." "I thought your plan was unerring." "He probably discovered something." "I really don't know what has happened, Colonel." "I know what's wrong, Colonel." "You're too romantic." "A great dagger stab would have been more efficient than a sedative in a glass." "I already told you I wanted to interrogate him." "Maybe he knows something." "Meanwhile, they're far away with the talisman." "They escaped, my Colonel." "When I think that we wasted a time-travel to convert you to National Socialism." "They surely used the time-machine and modified something in my father's past" "The Colonel is behind this." "Fortunately we have the talisman." "We must recover the box." "And destroy everything." "You should have been more obedient." "Max?" "Jacques!" "She's Vanessa." "Hello." "Hello." "Sit down." "What's up with you, buddy?" "You're never at home when I call you." "I'm sorry." "I'm in serious troubles." "You remember the girls chasing us?" "They belong to a nazi gang." "And they're preparing Adolf Hitler's return." "Hitler?" "You're pullin' my leg, Jacques or you must stop drinking." "You have to believe me." "I'm going to explain." "I must admit you have a very imaginative mind." "You must believe me." "We must prevent those bastards to reach their final goal." "And I need your help to succeed." "I think you've watched too many Indiana Jones movies." "Alright." "Come with me to their lair and you'll see by yourself." "I agree to follow you but it's only to please you." "So, where's the machine and the nazis?" "It's odd." "I think they've abandoned the factory." "I think the same." "It must be a trap." "It's impossible." "I think both of you blew a fuse." "I'm gone." "Wait, Max." "Don't leave." "It's odd that all their stuff disappeared." "Wait!" "Look!" "The machine!" "You think they left it here on purpose?" "Maybe it's broken." "I don't think so." "I must try something." "No, Jacques." "You know that the past shall never be modified." "Help me." "I have to save Catherine." "It's not very wise." "Help me." "719a 01:12:30,630 -- 01:12:33,927 The day before - 10 am." "Catherine and Jacques' appartment." "Good night." "Drop the bar." "Step back." "It can't end like this between us." "Yep." "Not a bad idea." "Turn over to let me have a look." "Some girls are too naïve." "Darling?" "Darling, you're here?" "What a surprise!" "She's not exactly your darling." "But look at her." "You won't lose nothing on the deal 732a 01:15:11,000 -- 01:15:13,000 Thanks for the compliment, my Colonel." "I must also admit that this time your plan was perfect." "Where is Catherine?" "We knew that you would return in the past to save your wife." "Simple psychologic evidence." "We just had to wait for you at the right spot at the right time." "Har!" "That will be your lost, your tendency to be..." "How do you say that in english?" "Sentimental?" "That's the word." "Vanessa?" "Max, what does it mean?" "Sorry, buddy, you know hard it is for me, unemployment, bills to pay..." "Wangling is the only option left nowadays." "Bastard!" "You did a very good job." "I'm congratulating you." "Follow me." "The Fuhrer will give you a medal." "The Reich golden cross!" "You vile traitor!" "Take care of the ladies and the gent, dear priestess." "Trust me, Colonel." "This time nothing will stop us anymore." "Now that we have the talisman the master will be able to regenerate." "You're crazy!" "You will never succeed at conquering the world." "You're a really funny guy." "If the Colonel had not decided to kill you" "I would have keep you at my boot, to entertain me." "You will end in an asylum sooner than you think." "Would you be jealous?" "The Colonel has promised that he will have a big palace built for me." "Instead of this rotten factory" "The Colonel will let you down when he won't need your help anymore." "Enough!" "So much slander disgusts me!" "Don't get on her nerves, Jacques!" "Don't bother, my lovely girl." "No matter what, your darling will croak." "You, on the other side..." "I intend a bright future for you." "You're beautiful, smart, in good health, I presume." "You will be in my service." "Soldier." "Untie her." "I want to be young again and in good health and to leave this humiliating chair and these shameful clothes." "I will be able to screw all these little sluts without any prosthetics!" "It's a great day, the Fuhrer's resurrection." "Fuck!" "It's cold in here!" "They could have left me with my jacket, those perverts." "Jacques?" "I think it's the end for us." "Don't panic, we'll find a way out." "Very nice and useless words." "Fuck!" "I think you're right." "You can start to panic!" "I beg your pardon." "What do you want from me, now?" "It's for my experiences." "The Colonel always provide me with spoiled corpses." "I have to make use of you." "And of your testicles!" "Never!" "It won't be long." "Not so fast, Mr Jacques!" "I never hit a girl before but I think I'm going to enjoy it on you." "Step back!" "I think you overestimate yourself, Mr Jacques." "What did you do with my wife?" "A lot of good." "Don't be afraid." "Besides, she will confirm herself." "It's true, she made me discover new sensations that I completely ignored." "You're a jerk, Jacques." "We must find the Colonel." "No." "Not this way!" "One of your habit?" "The rats are leaving the ship!" "You must find Hitler!" "Wait for me here." "Har!" "No more bullets, Mr Gomez?" "How unfortunate." "Me I have six bullets left." "Shit!" "Three." "Har!" "Still one bullet for you, Mr Gomez!" "Good appetite, Colonel." "Now, it's the crazies turn." "It worked!" "I'm young again!" "It won't last!" "I think the Fourth Reich will never rise." "Vanessa?" "Vanessa?" "Fuck!" "You broke my knee!" "Jacques, Jacques..." "It's the end of the game." "I can't believe you did it for the money." "Don't bother talking, Jacques." "Today, I'm a deaf man." "No!" "Vanessa!" "Forgive me!" "Vanessa!" "5 years later" "You see." "It took me some time." "But I finally managed to buy it." "See you in a second, my love." "Let's fight it out!" "You dirty bitch!" "Five years back." "Same place." "It's working." "Cut." "Norbert Rollier, your last z-movie is an unexpected smash hit." "400.000 vhs sold in spite of a very confused script." "However, your lead actor, Jacques Gomez, is a real find." "Jacques is a wonderful guy, I've noticed him the first time we met." "He's a very gifted actor with a very subtil and authentic approach to the role." "By all means, buy my movie." "timing : meatisgood translation : aloysius70 CINEMAGGEDON"