"Ouch!" "Congratulations, sire" "You've shot a tiger" "I have?" "I heard Ouch!" "Under your rule" "Even tigers can speak" "It's a great omen" "Hurrah!" "Hunting is..." "Just a game" "So much more awaits at the Palace" "Perhaps..." "We shall return" "Sire, wait" "Hear my plea" "You haven't held court in months" "Please meet our new..." "Imperial Exams Scholar" "So troublesome Not at all" "He's been standing by" "Just send him home..." "With your blessings" "Hurry, then" "I am Yip Ku Shing" "Long live Your Majesty!" "Rise Thank you, Sire" "So smart" "I'll give you gold, silk," "And..." "And?" "You'll make me a prince?" "You wish" "There's a new scholar every year" "I'm out of sisters" "I'll send 2 guards" "To see you home" "Guard Duen, at your service!" "Rise Thank you, sire" "There are two?" "Hi." "Your servant, sire." "My name is Lai Liu Po." "My name is Yip Ku Shing." "Truly a scholar" "You're bilingual" "And you, a fighter, so learned" "Honoured Pleasure" "This color is great" "Pink goes well with gray" "Yes, it's so in" "His Majesty coughs" "The weather is bad" "And it rains" "Retire to a hot bath" "Have a courtesan brew..." "Herbal tea" "My thoughts exactly" "You will see him home" "I will do what it takes..." "Whatever the danger..." "I swear" "A question Yes" "In your job, have you killed anyone?" "I don't need to" "We're always happy" "That's most important" "Master Scholar" "What are your hobbies?" "Composing Composing?" "Composing" "Great, I play the flute" "We should jam together" "Great!" "Is it too crowded?" "Yes" "Well..." "Master Scholar" "We shouldn't be in here, Decomposing?" "Let's get out" "Don't" "We're going to Guangdong" "It's too far to walk" "I'll make room" "What a nice bag..." "Great style Yes" "Perfect with uniform or casual wear" "Won't be in China till winter" "I pulled connections to get it" "Stop!" "But I..." "I'll get off" "No, I..." "I'll get off" "Let me move No need" "Thousand Pound Drop!" "Go!" "Dad!" "Son, how wonderful!" "What up!" "What up!" "He's drunk again" "Never early, never late" "Whatever the job" "I'm on time" "Not so loud!" "We are pretending to be guards" "But as lmperial Geomancers" "We are to check his home's feng shui" "Same trick with every new scholar" "We must see if his feng shui" "Will overpower the Emperor's" "You stink" "Did you wash your hands?" "I was cleaning pig kidneys..." "For our midnight snack" "Never mind" "The feng shui here is average" "Did his ancestors do great deeds?" "I'll ask" "No need" "They're all drunk" "Useless" "What do we do?" "I wasn't just drinking" "I did my job" "Your family is kind" "Do you do much charity?" "We don't have the money" "Even for my knock-off shoes" "We donate small sums" "Help the elderly cross the street" "That's all." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Nothing remarkable" "Their gravesite must be well placed" "Where is it?" "I asked" "Where are your ancestors?" "None of your business" "You're cute, so I'll tell" "Walk along the river" "Go south" "Past a few hills" "That's it" "Let's go" "Let's change" "I can't breathe" "I hate turtlenecks" "That way" "The Yip Family Gravesite" "Is it a Drinking Dragon Site?" "Drinking Dragon brings riches" "The location is perfect" "Their descendants..." "Will be powerful" "They may endanger our dynasty" "You missed the tree" "East is wood, west is gold" "The dragon head faces East" "No pimple on the horn" "But this tree is a..." "Pimple on the horn" "If the fruits are delicious" "Then the site is failed" "Yes!" "Sweet, juicy..." "I swallowed the seed" "These people are fated to be..." "Academics only" "But What?" "Pick the fruits, split them" "Give some to the Emperor" "Job's done" "But it's our job to do our job" "We can't let His Majesty..." "Take this risk" "The Yips' party had..." "Cakes and treats..." "Prizes and girls" "Besides, breaking their luck..." "Not only harms them..." "Brings evil to us too..." "And 3 generations of bad blood" "I can't argue with you" "Look, a girl!" "Where?" "Where?" "No!" "We broke their luck" "We'll always be the Yips' enemies" "But it's our job..." "Shut up!" "Yellow mud flows" "Site fails, Dragon flies" "This place will be named for today" "Monkey King, Piggy..." "Rainbow" "You didn't ring!" "I'm late!" "Ouch!" "No" "Acne Cream?" "Such bad luck" "None here, either?" "Soy sauce gargle" "Salty, but tasty" "Such bad luck" "Where were you?" "However..." "It's better than no water" "I'll be lucky today" "Today is October 9,I'm..." "A fire-child" "Good for burials, bad for moving" "West is lucky" "East, south, west!" "Face west" "May all things go well..." "In love and health..." "Yip Ku Hung bows to all" "These are bad cards..." "So avoid peacocks" "Pisces is the shifter..." "Among water signs" "Imaginative and emotional" "I know that" "Today, green brings friends" "Red fortune" "Blue is good for type O blood" "Today's lucky gems are..." "Cairngorm and ruby" "My moon sign is Cancer" "I must watch my emotions..." "And control my neurosis" "I'm late!" "Oh, no!" "Forgot my peach blossoms" "Oh, no!" "Face west today" "East, south, west!" "West..." "It's my fourth fall" "Will I break something?" "Miss, want a cab?" "Yes, I'm late" "Easy" "Watch your head" "Your feet" "Driver" "Your car is nice and clean" "Great stereo" "Flowers, too" "So refreshing" "I want my customers happy" "You look unwell" "You read faces?" "A little" "I was unemployed" "But I had foresight..." "And learned fortune-telling" "Please read me" "Let me see you" "Sure" "Both your parents..." "Died long ago" "You studied hard" "But never did well" "Dating is worse" "You're often fooled" "And taken advantage of" "At work, nothing goes well" "You are so unlucky" "All correct!" "How do I solve this?" "I don't know" "But you're still alive" "Someday, someone will help you" "You're right!" "I've always dreamed of..." "A man telling me..." "On my unluckiest day..." "A knight, with Monkey King and Piggy..." "Will come riding a Rainbow" "Robbery" "No!" "I told you you're unlucky" "It's the 7th time this month 7 is a lucky number" "Bye!" "What now?" "There's hope" "Here's $20" "Take the bus" "Bye" "Yip, you are so late!" "It's already 11:45" "Is Boss here?" "Of course" "I made sure he heard me" "Give me a break" "Do I look like a peacock?" "Go away!" "Excuse me" "Can I help you?" "Is this stretchy?" "It's 60% % cotton,40% % rayon" "Not bad" "Very stretchy!" "Martial artist?" "Hollywood action star" "Here to work on MOUTTO CORAZON" "What's that?" "Brazilian remake of DIE HARD" "DIE HARD?" "May I test..." "This suit?" "If it works, I'll buy several" "Several?" "Sure" "Take your time" "Excuse me Sure" "Is he nuts?" "Nuts?" "He's a Hollywood star" "Wants several suits" "Really?" "Very stretchy" "I'll take five" "Buy ten, get 5% % off" "Okay" "He's my..." "Go away" "I'm having dinner with Mr. Chau Yung Fat" "I need something formal" "It's more expensive" "Money is not a problem." "I have the perfect tuxedo for you" "May I show you?" "Sure" "It's on hold" "I'm your senior." "Boss wants you" "When?" "Half hour ago" "Give me a break!" "No way" "Help, Boss, don't fire me" "I must lay off staff" "And it must be you" "Help, Boss, I've had..." "This job longest" "Don't fire me" "I can't bear it" "Just marry me" "Help, Boss!" "We have no magic" "And you have 3 wives" "So what?" "They're in Canada, Hunan and Harbin" "You won't meet" "Help, Boss, don't force me" "That's why I'm begging" "You like fatty foods" "You'll like me, try it" "Judge me by my work" "I would have fired you long ago" "Give me your hand" "Leave me alone" "I need tomorrow off" "Again?" "Take me with you" "I've waited 3 years to see him" "You can't go" "See who?" "Someone who can rescue me" "How is the feng shui in my office?" "Wait" "Well?" "Wait" "What's taking so long?" "Are you checking for ghosts?" "Yes" "And if there are?" "The needle will quiver" "Like this?" "Exactly" "But it's my phone" "Hello?" "The floor plan?" "Beam it" "Your forecast for the year" "Your office floor plan" "Area is 8,000 square feet" "I charge $100..." "Per square foot" "I have money" "Great" "I've set the color schemes" "I'll print it out for you" "Remember, at the front door..." "Put 2 steps at your logo" "It forces people to bow to you" "The fortune position is west" "Put Accounting there" "Human relationships are crucial..." "So put a 7-level..." "Wind chime in the south" "But treat your staff well" "Then they'll be loyal" "Which is good!" "Come" "This direction is bad" "These antennas will kill you" "What do I do?" "In olden days, you would..." "Beat them up, destroy the house" "But we're civilized" "Buy a Bohemian crystal..." "Shield from Prague to block that" "You'll feel better!" "Here!" "Not too close" "This is a Crack Curse" "Winds blow through" "And make you sick" "You could shut the window" "And put cactus there" "But you're rich" "Put in a plate glass window" "The wind can't come in" "You're safe" "This is a bad year for you" "You must wear different charms..." "Every month: snake, horse, cat..." "Hello Kitty too" "I can't remember all this" "I know" "So may I suggest our..." "Lucky Charm Download..." "Package, updated daily with..." "Lucky tips and ring tones" "Only $18,800 a month" "Guaranteed to work" "These years have been..." "Great for my business" "But I'm too busy..." "For my husband" "Why work so hard?" "You don't need money" "I have enough for many lifetimes" "Are you a workaholic?" "I'm really worn out" "People are never satisfied" "Kings complain of loneliness" "What do you want?" "When will you stop?" "Yes, I get it" "I will also..." "Learn to enjoy life" "Good" "Master, when you work..." "You're cute" "I adjust to my customers" "I know about the quality of life" "I have a private bedroom" "Over here" "I'll examine your head board" "No need" "See if the bed is soft enough" "Wait for your staff" "What for?" "Come!" "Tie up your hair" "I've been waiting" "But there's nothing" "We're too early" "What shall we do?" "Any ideas?" "Your business is good" "Rich ladies like you" "Just coincidence" "You like them as clients" "Acting as their marriage counselor" "I hate that" "I'm helping them" "And using my degrees..." "In Marketing and Packaging" "I win Again?" "Drinks are on you" "Just lucky" "What do you think..." "About fun in the new year?" "South-westerly movement is best" "Start at Club 97,C Club and..." "Kee Club are best at midnight" "Then up the hill" "To Drop and Home" "And to wear?" "The usual" "Winter-borns need reds, greens..." "Clown colours" "Summer-borns, blacks, greys..." "Silent movie colours" "And you?" "Any good opening lines?" "How do you do and Nice to meet you" "Still work" "Fortune Star" "It goes west" "Good for Hong Kong" "We must celebrate" "Where?" "Downtown" "Your first appointment?" "Forecast reports are $100,000" "Briefs are $25,000" "Feng Shui is by the foot" "Master Lai won't see..." "Three kinds of people:" "Murderers, evil people, and..." "People surnamed Yip" "You're welcome" "Bye." "The hole is there" "I was aiming at you" "Can I help you?" "I'm here to see Master Lai" "This way" "You know his exceptions" "Of course" "Good" "Miss Leung Ku Hung?" "Yes?" "May I go in?" "Wait" "I.D. check" "I.D. Card, please" "I.D. Card?" "Yes" "I.D. Card" "I didn't bring it" "Without it..." "We can't let you in" "Check your pockets" "Here" "It's a credit card" "Try again" "Here" "So battered?" "What happened?" "The surname is partly gone" "Leung looks like this" "So does Yip" "We can't let you in..." "To see Master Lai" "Come back with a new card" "I'll let you cut in" "Yes..." "Please help me" "What's wrong?" "Are you all right?" "I needed Master Lai to..." "Pick a date for surgery" "Doctor said my tumours..." "Are getting worse..." "And terminal" "I can't wait" "Careful!" "Where are they now?" "My chest" "Check and see" "No..." "Check it" "It's huge and hard" "Really?" "As a woman" "You see my desperation" "Please let me see him" "I'm here" "Thank you" "Strange, I'm cold" "This way" "You look even better in person" "And I'm cute, too" "Yes, Miss Leung?" "Master, your name is..." "Real" "Lai is my surname" "Po is generational" "Liu means fortune-telling ace" "It's a great name!" "Lai has earth spirit" "Liu has fire and Po water" "You're winter-born, fire's good" "Year of the Dragon: earth" "Scorpio, a water sign" "Water, fire, earth" "Yours is a perfect name" "You're an expert" "Are you after my job?" "No, I'm an amateur" "You seem serious" "You moved your seat to..." "Today's fortune position" "Really?" "But these winged cats" "Will blow your fortune to me" "No" "Today's other fortune position is..." "East!" "Don't stand there" "Why not?" "Master!" "Are you all right?" "And the tumours?" "She..." "Is sick there" "She's not sick" "Go" "Miss Leung" "Please sit" "Freeze!" "We're both here because..." "We believe in destiny" "Cause and effect" "Your life is like a toad..." "Climbing a slippery stone" "Meaning?" "The stone is slippery" "Toads are slimy" "So climbing is a waste..." "Of energy, no progress" "But stop, and you die" "You'll fall" "Exactly" "But you comfort yourself..." "Get up and happily start over" "I'm just stupid" "You should be this way" "This is a brief" "We have little time" "Ask your question" "Self, home, fortune" "Boss wants to fire me" "I've given you all my money" "If I'm fired..." "I'll be broke" "So, a work question" "You were born in 1977" "The biggest event was" "George Lucas made STAR WARS" "Universe became a pop concept" "Thus, you believe..." "You can make your own universe..." "And you can will things to change..." "Like Yoda" "I don't get it" "Remember:" "Bluntness is bad" "Smoothness is good" "Eat breakfast before work" "Chicken is a good tool" "Got it?" "Yes." "Master..." "Time's up" "Thanks, Master" "Bye" "Bless me" "Fever, too" "My, you're early" "Didn't get robbed?" "No, and I ate breakfast" "What smells so good?" "Your favourite roast chicken" "Thanks" "Freeze!" "Your outfit" "What about it?" "It's great, and the shorts..." "Makes your butt perky" "So cool" "Tonight, I'm playing..." "Volleyball" "Morning" "Morning" "You're on diet" "So I didn't get you food" "You liked my lipstick" "So I got you one" "How much?" "It's a gift" "Thanks" "I'll buy you lunch at Gao's" "We've never had lunch together" "It's always full" "Pull it down, you'll get seats" "Witch!" "You have a customer" "Chicken is a good tool" "Just in time" "Miss Leung" "What you said..." "Really worked" "Good." "So I need you again" "Why?" "Miss" "I'm a professional" "I don't mess with clients" "Read it first" "All right" "What's this?" "All that to give me this?" "You might say it's ugly" "It is ugly" "But accurate Of course!" "I drew it according to your new book" "I don't get it" "Your wise words..." "Helped my relationship" "But I'm still getting fired" "So I need your advice" "You're cute" "My clients are sad" "But you smile" "Makes me smile, too" "But no free advice" "Help me" "There are rules" "I thought you could help" "Then I met you" "Now I know you can help" "Fortune tellers also wish..." "To help others" "Help me" "Excuse me" "I get the chills when you're near" "Forget it, then" "You have cash?" "About $300" "Whatever" "What?" "I said there are rules" "Thanks, Master" "Your drawing is so ugly" "It will take time" "Let's have dinner" "Dinner?" "Then forget it" "A movie first" "Okay" "Don't call me Master" "Liu Po" "My full name" "Lai Liu Po" "Master sounds better" "This is a left-hand drive" "It's for visiting my..." "Feng shui clients in China" "You're so capable" "You need a Chaos Setup 8 am is your lucky time" "Be first at your shop." "The cashier" "Is a gossipy place" "Use gossipy things..." "To attack gossipy places" "Put gossipy magazines..." "By the phone" "South is best for you today" "The stock room" "Stay inside" "Until when?" "You'll know" "Put this on your desk" "Lay it flat, you'll be fine" "Chaos will reign all else" "Hi!" "Are you up?" "No?" "So late!" "It says here, Bruce Lee still lives" "Wait, I have a call." "Good morning!" "You want Boss?" "Please hold" "This one says..." "Jacky Chen is a woman" "Wait, I have a call" "Good morning!" "Hi, you're looking for Boss?" "I'll put you through" "Hi, movie star!" "Where's Polyester?" "Yes?" "Why me?" "What?" "What!" "Someone at Chau Yung Fat's..." "Dinner said my suit was his" "He had the receipt" "And he'd call the cops" "What did you do?" "Guess" "I took it off" "But he took photos" "And ran them in magazines" "I'm the Boss, what's up?" "What's up?" "You're the Boss?" "Yes" "I will sue you!" "I will sue this shop" "Bet on it" "Wait..." "Explain this" "I..." "What's wrong with you?" "Why transferred all my calls..." "In conference mode?" "One is my Canadian wife" "The other, my Harbin wife" "You've messed it all up!" "I..." "I can't help you" "Pack your things." "Go!" "It's my first mistake" "I'll help you beg Boss" "See what we can do" "I'm hopeless" "My customer's contact list" "Take it" "You will do well" "Save it for yourself" "Work for someone else" "Jobs are hard to find" "Who will want me?" "Don't cry" "Boss wants you" "To yell at me?" "He seems happy" "Thank you!" "My Canadian wife..." "Found I have other wives..." "But still treat her well" "She'll send me a monthly..." "Allowance instead!" "Thank you so much!" "You!" "You are great!" "Spielberg read the magazine" "Liked my body" "Hired me for his new dinosaur movie" "Thank you!" "I'll spend... $100000 here every month" "Bye!" "Will you still fire me?" "Of course not!" "I'll give you a prize" "You wish" "Work hard" "You're safe now" "Give it back" "Check on the coats" "They're heavy" "I'll help you" "Sure" "You're here" "You've calculated that?" "No need, I get the chills" "Why asked me out then?" "A celebration?" "Boss is still firing me" "You're joking" "My Chaos Setup..." "Is infallible!" "It is, I took it down" "Why?" "I shouldn't make others unlucky" "You're kind" "I don't want to feel guilty" "That's all" "If all my clients were like you..." "I'd be jobless" "Cheers" "You have cash?" "About $300" "Whatever" "You need a forecast" "That's expensive" "I only have $300" "We're friends" "Check your ancestors up" "This takes forever" "Why did you ask me here?" "To help you" "This place has the best feng shui..." "In town, I come to inhale it" "The harbour was so beautiful" "But they straightened it out" "Took away the charm" "Made the waters rough" "The hills in Kowloon were round" "But chunks were blasted out" "Creating a curse" "Luckily, Hong Kong people are strong" "I say sorry to the hills" "I heard if the stone turtle..." "Climbs to the Peak..." "It will be the end of Hong Kong" "Is that true?" "Yes" "What do we do?" "It's changed its course" "It's going to the ocean" "That's the turtle's head" "It wants to take Hong Kong with it" "Where to?" "To get its egg" "Then to dive down below" "Can we do anything?" "Of course" "Cover the egg, but better yet..." "Build a bird-shaped building..." "In West Kowloon" "Bird and turtle together will bring..." "Prosperity" "I am also an amateur architect" "I entered the..." "West Kowloon Design Contest" "Hoping to bring luck to Hong Kong" "Why staring at me?" "You are so clever" "Really?" "Women like clever men" "Leave these, it's the style" "Liu Po, remember our motto:" "Know a Yip, Make a Loss" "A loss of what?" "Anything from feeling feverish..." "To the end of the world!" "Is it that bad?" "I'm anxious" "Yip Ku Hung" "What?" "My surname is Leung" "Stop lying" "Miss Yip, your ancestor..." "Yip Ku Shing was a scholar" "He brought..." "Bad luck for 3 generations" "Including yours" "Leave him be" "Talk about us" "The Lai family motto is" "Never to know a Yip" "There must be a reason" "We both believe in fate" "Meaning?" "Nothing" "I must go" "Liu Po!" "Call me Master" "Lai Family Motto" "Know a Yip, Make a Loss" "Harvard Scholars have found..." "Children's facial features" "Greatly affect their growth" "Cute children are loved..." "And become more confident" "Others are more lonely" "The conclusion is:" "Face Affects Character Formation" "Your face affects your character" "Based on simple logic" "We can see that" "If character is destiny" "And face affects character formation" "Therefore, face affects destiny" "Yes, sir!" "Today's topic is unlucky features" "First, eyes:" "Whites above or below..." "The eyeball is bad" "As we get older, eyelids droop" "We're often cheated of our money" "Noses should be straight" "Size doesn't matter" "It doesn't indicate the size..." "Of that other organ" "So relax" "Mouth shapes don't matter" "But must be symmetrical" "Or you will vomit often" "The classic starvation look" "Big ears mean intelligence" "But they must be level" "So your inner ears will balance" "Your glasses will stay on" "This face has all the unlucky features" "The worst" "No, it's not" "Mine's worse" "They say I'm the queen of misfortune" "Use me as an example for the class" "Time's up" "It's too soon" "That's not an unlucky face" "Eyes are large, round and clear" "She looks kind" "Kindness is different from luck" "Her eyes" "They're watery, she's a victim" "Others take advantage of her" "But her brows are lush" "And orderly" "Indicating attention to detail" "Look clearly" "There's a mole, meaning..." "She will easily drown" "Her mouth shape is popular" "Mouths are not fashion" "Thick lips mean she's emotional" "But..." "They're dull" "She shows all her emotions" "No need for brutal honesty" "You're too blunt" "He's going by the book" "He's too blunt" "Quiet, you" "Because I'm a Yip" "You're giving me up?" "Can you not believe such things?" "We got together because we do" "What do you want me to believe?" "Yourself" "Feelings are unique" "But if you insist" "Then tell me" "What is my darkest day?" "Well..." "I'll tell you" "My darkest day is..." "Today" "Until I met you..." "I was never truly unlucky" "For I was at least happy" "And when I found you" "You left because I'm a Yip" "That's most painful" "Now I know" "Sorry to trouble you" "I'll never see you again" "Wait" "Don't go" "Don't go" "He's just grumpy" "Did anyone bring soup?" "Yes" "Squid and beans" "Tasty" "Sorry" "I'm here to read feng shui" "I must hug my visitors" "Yes, but..." "It's been over 3 hours" "What's wrong with that?" "Nothing be good" "Fine, then..." "Your home's" "Feng shui makes me uneasy" "Really?" "How can you tell?" "I'll get to work" "Uncomfortable homes bring bad luck" "There's too much yin" "Is this a rental?" "Yes, $2,000" "$2,000?" "A murder victim's home" "A steal at $1 a foot" "That can be fixed, but..." "Why this layout?" "Fun Fish layout" "Water is worst for you..." "But it's everywhere!" "Here!" "Here!" "Here!" "And what layout is this?" "Fun Fish" "What color is your ceiling?" "White" "A fish is white where?" "Belly" "So a Dead Fish layout!" "Who taught you this?" "You" "How?" "My book doesn't..." "How can this be?" "What?" "Out of 100,000 copies..." "Only this is tampered, why?" "This is..." "My peach blossoms" "The florist said..." "If I keep it for a year..." "I'll be lucky in love" "They are plum blossoms" "No" "Keep this for a year..." "You'll go broke" "Bastard!" "I'll kill him!" "Wait" "Your life is unlucky..." "But not this unlucky" "Someone's out to get you" "An expert" "An expert I am" "Asia's Top Numerologist..." "Guarantees her bad luck" "Then join the Olympics" "Honey!" "I was a mistress" "My beau and his wife died early" "So I'm cursing their daughter" "So she will turn to vices" "And I'll be..." "Safe with her dad's money" "But she's still fine" "Are you a quack?" "Stop it" "Lady here..." "Took me in at age 7" "Sent me to school" "I'm a top numerologist" "So you're good at maths" "Let's see:" "I lose 7 out of 10 beer games 4 out of 10 dice games" "Each loss I drink 1/3 can of beer" "Every 3 cans, I vomit 1/4 can" "I play 60 beer and 110 dice games" "How much beer did I drink?" "22?" "Cans" "He's great!" "But Yip is still fine" "I've been cursing her life..." "Since high school" "She's still happy and kind" "So fate helps her" "If not for lady here..." "I would have married her" "Are you done?" "Get her to join a gang" "Put some drugs in her home" "Sell her to a brothel" "Then to the Middle East" "Numerologists cannot harm people" "We help them make decisions" "If they pick vices" "We're not responsible" "What are you saying?" "My CD is coming out" "Ask him the marketing plan" "Crab, did you work on it?" "It's my job to do my joke..." "I mean, my job" "I've picked the best release date" "And reserved all the tunnel billboards" "Including pedestrian tunnels" "And..." "Buy a CD..." "Get..." "Free gifts" "Lots of them" "This small CD..." "In such a big box..." "For $12.80!" "What value!" "Will it work?" "I'm positive" "He'll win Best Newcomer" "No!" "I mean, can you handle Yip" "Yes, unless..." "A wizard helps her" "Here's one" "The Dating Feng Shui Wizard" "This is bad" "That's trash" "He'll be forewarned" "He knows I'm helping you" "We must hurry" "To do what?" "Fix your home" "It's beyond fixing" "I'll move in with you" "You wish" "Not now" "Moving is..." "Admitting defeat" "Feng shui teaches..." "All problems can be solved" "In olden days" "We'd open the roof" "This is cement" "So we adapt" "We need help" "Your flat's Yin-ridden" "We need masculine Yang" "Make it an internet bar" "Get men to come up" "Sexy Internet Bar" "Boss!" "Go online?" "You're early" "More Net-mates" "This way" "You're a novice, here" "What's your rate?" "It's..." "Excellent" "You'll have fun" "Separate rooms?" "Of course" "You, over there" "You, here Over there" "This is it" "Nice place" "Have a seat" "Hey man What's good here?" "You want local?" "Yes" "Please" "No problem Hurry" "Sit here" "I'll decide for you" "Not too small" "Am I big or small?" "Medium" "Yes, sir" "Your first time?" "Come often." "I'm Tian" "What do you want?" "You wanted local" "I'm your man" "Please go out" "Let's go online" "No Drink?" "No need" "You wanted big?" "Not that big" "I'm wrong?" "I haven't sat down yet" "No way" "Study online" "We're making money" "Are you hiring?" "Not minors" "You can see we're mature" "But not up here" "Short on cash?" "Buy less" "Moron" "Just go home" "Ridiculous" "Crazy" "We could have used them" "They're minors" "Those 2 inside are fine" "The Yang is strong" "Our guys are so bizarre" "They won't last" "Bizarre?" "Not bizarre enough" "Are you hiring?" "I need money" "When can you start?" "Now" "Great!" "We don't take cuts" "You keep your tips" "Get rejected..." "It's bye-bye" "Okay" "Know your foe's moves" "You're the janitor?" "Wait" "Not so loud" "I'll scream" "I'll dance for you" "Didn't she look strange?" "Not really" "Forehead, brows" "Eyes, mouth" "Waist, legs" "Everything is wrong" "Let's test her" "Okay" "I'm going" "Sir!" "Crazy" "Sir!" "Crab Duen!" "It is you!" "You recognized me..." "After intense makeup..." "And hiding my powers" "I'll be damned" "It was easy" "Your eyes shine too brightly" "A top numerologist" "Why mess us up?" "It's my job to do my job" "My boss..." "Wants me to curse Yip" "I have no choice" "So it was you!" "Again, I have no choice" "So our battle..." "Is inevitable!" "We'll pitch..." "Your compass against my fingers" "Who called us?" "I did" "This is an immoral business" "Go and see" "Yes, Madam!" "You run this precinct?" "Beautiful uniform" "I'll buy you supper" "Madam!" "Only men are here, very healthy" "No pirated software" "Two are studying online..." "Very worthy" "Then let's go" "Madam!" "Don't you find him strange?" "What?" "Men can't wear dresses?" "I don't like it" "Take him away Yes, Madam!" "Go!" "Will he be detained?" "I'll do my best" "Great" "Go!" "I'll be back!" "Here's your bag" "Thanks to those men" "And cops" "The Yin is gone" "It's balanced now" "But watch out for Crab" "He will be back" "And do what?" "Light Curse" "The light puts..." "Too much Yang..." "In here" "Consequence?" "Hemorrhaging to..." "Dying in an..." "Inferno" "I'm moving in with you" "I'm no fool" "Counter-attack!" "Charge!" "You're great!" "Don't jinx me" "But you're great!" "Darn!" "Noise Curse" "Great move!" "Annoying you..." "While drilling your lucky site" "So you'll do stupid things" "What?" "Noise Curse" "Augh!" "Hey!" "How dare you?" "Stop!" "It's a trick" "He deserves this" "Feng shui dictates we call..." "The cops" "It's him, sir" "The Power Company?" "We met before" "Gas Company?" "What's it to you?" "Cable Company?" "Don't waste my time" "Sue me" "Quiet, or..." "I'll arrest you" "You?" "You're just a beat cop" "What's your salary?" "Turn it back on" "I'll take..." "Won't stretch?" "Let's go" "You're great" "Hey" "Remember our family motto?" "Know a Yip, Make a Loss" "Loss of what?" "We don't know" "So?" "Unless these 4 things happen:" "Green horse joins Heaven and Earth" "Great Buddha faces west" "Thunderbolt on a sunny day" "Loving you to Death" "But there's no green horse" "I checked" "Tsing Ma Bridge" "Why?" "Tsing Ma means green horse" "Here it is, but..." "Joining Heaven and Earth?" "Who knows!" "Take a picture" "I'm wearing..." "My Sunday best" "Hurry" "Shoot when I jump" "Ready 1,2,3" "Strike another pose" "Joins Heaven and Earth!" "The tornado was refreshing!" "My chills are gone" "And I feel slim" "Freeze!" "Your dark colors shift" "Your bad luck is fading" "Wonderful" "Wait" "The tornado left us a gift" "Great" "We'll steam it for dinner" "Hold it!" "It must be a magic fish" "Set it free" "Work on Great Buddha faces west" "How?" "I don't know" "But I know where to go" "Where?" "Great Buddha of Lantau" "Why?" "It's nearby" "No joke" "I'm not out of breath" "Let's climb back up" "And roll down" "Let's not" "How heavy is that Buddha?" "Over 10,000 tons" "Too bad" "It's facing north" "East, south, west" "How can it face west?" "How?" "Gambling on sacred ground!" "West!" "Great Buddha faces west!" "What a purifying sound" "Then we don't have to..." "Quiet!" "Your dark colors are gone" "You're in luck" "Really?" "What kind?" "Super great luck" "Really?" "Let's steam the fish" "Later" "While's you're lucky" "Let's be aggressive" "How?" "Follow me" "How much for the fans?" "Each $500" "Extra $200 for shouting, $300 for crying" "$1000 for go crazy" "I want to say..." "What?" "What's going on?" "Calm down" "Smile for the press" "Don't expose..." "Our relationship" "Go away" "Today is a great day..." "For performing and publicity" "But his star sign" "Is bad of showing off" "How true" "Why are you here?" "To congratulate you" "Mind the reporters!" "Thank you You're welcome" "No one invited you" "Be hospitable" "Why curse me?" "You already stole my dad" "I didn't curse you" "When did I..." "Liar" "You can't sleep well" "Feng Shui shows that?" "Can I fix it?" "Can't undo evil deeds" "I sleep very well" "I tell you" "I did not, do not, will not..." "Admit defeat!" "I'll show you" "I hate them!" "Make them go away!" "Secu..." "No need" "We're going" "You want press?" "You won't get any" "Look, over there!" "Not one photo" "Don't cry" "It breaks my heart" "I'll rent the Coliseum for your concert" "Don't just talk" "Don't lie to me" "I need guest stars" "I'll invite Michael Jackson" "I love you!" "Here's your picture" "It's smaller than snot" "Useless!" "I told you to sell Yip to the brothel" "I said I can't directly do harm" "Or we'll be repaid tenfold" "Besides, everything is..." "In my control" "Meaning?" "Yip seems to have good luck" "I did that, so she'll..." "Let down her guard" "Lai's compass will never show" "On Yip's 25th birthday" "She'll have a crisis" "Master said" "We all have darkest hours" "When we're most vulnerable" "Some will sleep through it" "Some lose their money" "Others get attacked, or worse" "Yip's guardian star will dim" "We'll just help her" "How?" "On her birthday, we'll make sure..." "She's not at home" "Bad luck will follow" "Hung, don't cry" "Everyone bullies me" "I'm so unlucky" "Soon, a knight will come" "With Monkey King, Piggy" "Riding a rainbow" "Same dream?" "Don't worry" "I've been watching you" "After your birthday today" "You will be lucky" "Do I get gifts?" "Of course" "Freshen up and cut the cake" "Cake and treats..." "Gifts and guy" "Isn't that sweet?" "What a strange cake" "I made it" "With mousse, cream..." "More mousse..." "And Chinese broccoli?" "I ran out of cream" "So I used our leftovers" "Is it edible?" "Of course, I had some" "And I'm fine" "Come on" "Make a wish" "Okay" "I wish..." "You will never ever leave me" "Will it work if you say it?" "I'm making you promise" "Joking aside" "Let's work on..." "Thunderbolt on a sunny day" "And Loving you to Death" "Promise me!" "I promise" "Say it" "I'll never leave you" "Clearly" "I'll never leave you" "Never ever" "What now?" "Tummy ache" "Stop acting" "Bathroom time" "Hurry back" "All right!" "What?" "Nothing" "Yip's birthday on track" "Her guardian star dims" "Hello?" "This is your Boss" "Help!" "I'm downstairs" "Now, please" "It's not a good time" "You must help me..." "Or I'll die!" "Hung!" "Yes, Boss?" "Here" "Go to 15 South Bay Road, now!" "I can't" "Please" "I let you borrow clothes" "I never touch you" "Please save my life" "My wallet and phone are upstairs" "No need... taxi!" "Yip should be out now" "Come with me" "Something seems wrong" "Oh, no!" "I overlooked!" "Hung!" "15 South Bay Road" "Boss" "Boss" "What are you doing?" "Nothing" "What is his name?" "Baby" "That's not his name" "No sign of Yip" "Did we lose her?" "She'll come to us" "Are you sure?" "I've clinched it" "South is lethal to her today" "So is water" "East, south..." "South Bay!" "Taxi!" "Spread his legs" "How?" "TRUE" "What's this?" "I don't know" "What milk powder is this?" "Mongolian" "Quit joking" "I'm done" "Go" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss?" "What re you doing?" "Baby!" "Thanks, Hung" "Some guy named Crab" "Told my Hunan wife" "I'm married and have a son" "She's coming to kill me!" "Really?" "Yes" "This is..." "My Harbin wife" "We'll escape to..." "Hainan Island" "I'll see you sometime" "Time to go" "Hurry" "Take him" "This is for you from Crab" "Hurry!" "Come on!" "Happy Birthday, bad luck to me?" "Boss!" "Boss, help!" "Bye!" "It's moving" "Stop!" "Help!" "Help!" "I need a boat" "I'm booked" "It's urgent" "I can't help you" "Who can?" "No one around here" "Help me to hitch a ride" "I really can't" "No?" "Come out!" "I'll break the glass" "Why brought me here?" "I only called..." "And gave your Boss a card" "You came aboard yourself" "Throw her in the ocean" "Feed her to the sharks" "Crab, now what?" "I only know..." "She's doomed in 1 minute" "You can't scare me" "Doomed?" "More like dead" "No escape" "How can someone just die?" "Perhaps by the Discovery Channel's..." "Simultaneous Human Combustion" "What is that?" "People blow up" "What blow up?" "57,56,55" "What will happen?" "I wish I knew" "I'm anxious myself" "You're sure?" "Am I ever!" "40 seconds 39,38,37,36" "Hung!" "Liu Po!" "Hey, you!" "Monkey King?" "Piggy?" "Rainbow?" "How cool!" "Hung!" "You're my knight" "Thunderbolt on a sunny day 3..." "I get it!" "I'll take it" "Liu Po!" "2... 1!" "How can you die and leave me?" "Now I know Know a Yip," "Make a Loss..." "Means I'll lose you and be sad forever" "Who are you?" "Her Dad" "Daddy?" "I've worried about you" "But you won't see me again" "He'll take care of you" "2 deaths, but fate did it" "Yes, fate" "Not us" "We're good guys" "Did nothing bad" "Right" "You screw people up" "Then blame fate?" "How can you survive..." "A lightning strike?" "Dry suits are..." "Poor conductors" "Stop messing around" "Plant the drugs on her" "A freak wind!" "Crab, you didn't figure..." "On this, did you?" "You're on my boat" "I can kill you" "Who called us?" "I did" "They have illegal drugs" "Expensive stuff" "Of course" "Your weapon" "I didn't do anything" "I'm innocent" "And you look like this?" "True Take them away" "Let's go!" "See?" "What?" "Don't harm others" "You'll be repaid tenfold" "Go!" "See?" "Good citizens" "Please come give your statements" "Sure" "You water ski?" "A little" "You're great" "It's nothing" "Why not move in with me" "I must fix my hair first" "It's a mess" "I doubt it can be fixed" "No!" "Those 4 things happened" "You still sneeze" "It's winter" "I caught a cold" "3 generations of bad luck..." "Led to love" "A gift for you" "A teasing one?" "No" "It's great" "Your bird operahouse won" "They'll build it." "Really?" "I'll show you" "Construction starts soon" "Bird and turtle together" "Leads to prosperity" "And we will..." "Get married" "Not a good year for that" "Nonsense" "We'll marry and have..." "Many Hong Kong boys" "I like girls" "Half-dozen of each" "Think you're ordering satay?" "Why not?"