"Do you know the number one reason for divorce?" "It's marriage." "You get a divorce because you get married." "Tough." "It's tough when I open my eyes in the morning." "I go sleep at night while thinking it's tough." "Our dinner last night was deep-fried horse mackerel." "When I was going to add some soy sauce, she added worcester sauce!" "There are three things I'd like to say." "First, deep-fried horse mackerel only goes with soy sauce." "Second, if she want to add worcester sauce, she should have just add them for herself." "Third, on top of that, why did she have to add mayonnaise too?" "Can you believe it!" "?" "Marriage is an endless torture session." "Like when you go to Hawaii and it's raining everyday there." "Like when you go to a zoo but the animals are all sleeping." "Like when you go to watch a movie, but it's Part Three already." "I think Toy Story 3 was the best one, though." "I cried watching Toy Story 3, though I didn't get to watch the first ten minutes." "Cause my wife came late..." "Why do you think she was late?" "She said, "I fell asleep for the third time (san-do-ne)"" "San-do-ne?" "Sound like a place name in Mexico or something." "Falling asleep for second time (ni-do-ne) is normal, but third time is not." "Como estas sandone shita?" "Buenas tardes sandone shita?" "Eh, what's that..." "Please don't move." "I'm into fortune-telling lately." "Ah, you'll break up with your wife soon." "No, no, actually we already broke up." "Since we divorced, we're living together and one year has passed." "But somehow... we're thinking of getting married again." "There are things we finally understand after we divorced..." "In the end, the reason to get married is divorce." "Don't you think such a couple exist?" "So, when should I submit the marriage papers?" "This is difficult... / Ahh, so cold." "So cold..." "Ahh.... cold...." "I'm so hungry." "This is not working." "Hey, I'm hungry." "I'm trying to make fire here." "You better use this!" "Here. / No, no, no!" "This is camping, we have to work with the nature... we don't need this." "Where's the electrical stove?" "You were the one... you were the one who insisted to bring that." "Why are we going for a camp on December 30th, anyway?" "It was you..." "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "Movies are better to be watched on the movie theater, curry tastes better on the second day..." "Those things... those kinda things... / Okay, okay, okay." "Nothing good will come out from being picky about these things..." "Here you go!" "Ah, it's on, it's on!" "Thank you very much." "Hamasaki-san!" "I came!" "What is that?" "Looks like a spy vehicle." "He gave me a ride when I was in trouble at the station." "Uehara-san, we have beer!" "Thank you!" "Here you go." "You must be feeling lonely without your wife and child around." "They'll be back from Aomori tomorrow." "I really can't wait to see my daughter!" "You've totally become a father, huh." "Would you like to see?" "Not this one, not this one..." "Here she is!" "I'll zoom in!" "So cute!" "Seconds?" "Okay." "Sorry." "Hot, hot, hot!" "Hamasaki-san, the woods aren't enough..." "Don't touch them with your wet hands!" "Yuka-san, you look like EVA eating it's kids." "So good!" " Delicious!" "Ah, a bug." "What now... a bug is coming in." "Uehara-san, Tokyo is raining." "We only have this kind of umbrella, though." "Thank you!" "Be careful on the way. / See you again!" "Yuka-san, see you again." "Thank you." "Hey, they said they have all gathered!" "Why must we spend New Year's eve at Fujinomiya?" "I want to fly like a bird... 3.02 PM?" "Okay, I'm going out now." "How's Kaoru?" "Asleep?" "So, she's asleep." "Okay, okay." "I'm going now!" "Uehara-kun?" "Shiomi-san?" "Papa is so late." "Shall we get a taxi?" "Akari-san!" "Sorry!" " It's okay." "You must be tired." "Let's go home by taxi." "What's wrong?" "Oh, sorry." "I must've misheard the time." "Kaoru..." "Yes, sorry." "Welcome home!" "Don't cry." "Here, here..." "Kaoru, don't cry, don't cry." "Welcome home!" " Ah, here... it's..." "Dad, here!" " Here they are!" "Come here, come here!" " What?" "Wait, what?" "Yasashii dake no aitsu wo wasurete Forget about that nice guy" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Hageshii toki wo yume mitetai yoru That one great time, the night we were dreaming" "Yay!" "Tamerau dake de udauda shiteiru Hesitant and long-winded" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Aitsu to kurabete ore wo miteru nara Just look at me, forget that guy" "Yureugoku kakehiki to hajirai no shareta yoru Shaky tactics and the embarrassing, unforgettable night" "Sonna poozu nante kyou wa nakutte ii You don't have to pose like that today" "Me wo tojite olde yo Close your eyes and come to me" "So many things happened in 2013." "True. / Were there?" "So true. / I don't really remember." "Some people divorced early in that year." "One year has passed since the divorce, huh." "You even troubled Mom because of that." "But I had fun." "Yuka-san became close with such a young boy." "Mitsuo was into idols on his 30 years of age." "They look like they've become closer than ever since they divorced." "That's true..." "What are your plans from now on?" "When will you stop dragging on this relationship?" "Are you two going to keep dragging this?" "We're going to get married." "We'll end this divorce!" "Oh, my!" "What are you crying for?" " I'm not crying." "Ah, time for countdown!" "So, what will happen next year?" "You want some?" "How unusual of you." "I will become a big-hearted man next year." "Oh?" "Can I expect a New Mitsuo?" " Definitely." "Brand New Mitsuo!" "Then I want you to take me to the zoo next year." "I can only go by myself to the zoo." "That's not 'brand new' at all!" "Cheers!" "Hold it..." "Toilet..." "It's time for countdown!" "Here we go!" "10, 9, 8, 7 6, 5, 4, / Ouch, ouch... 3, 2, 1!" "Happy new year!" "Yay!" "Happy new year!" "Ambul... ambulance... it hurt." "SAIKOU NO RIKON (The Great Divorce)" "Subtitles by yanie" "RAW provided by \( -o _ o- )/ Japanese subtitles provided by xxo" "It's a stone. / Excuse me?" "Ureteral stone." "Please take off your underwear and put them inside the basket." "Underwear!" "?" "Okay..." "Oh... okay..." "In the rabbit basket, please." "Happy..." "New Year..." "Awesome!" "I know it's not a big deal, but I'd like to hear your experience about it." "You better get ready." "It's like the most painful thing in life, will come sliding toward you from now on." "But my back teeth was once removed without anesthesia, by mistake." "Trust me, it felt 1000 times more hurt than when I was fighting a bear." "It will change your life." "My face became like my face now because of the stone, you know." "In any case, just drink a lot of water." "Drink the water of the whole bath tub everyday." "Hey!" "Heyy!" "The Neighborhood Chief told you to gather in the park at 2 o'clock." "Huh?" "What for?" "Trash collection?" "Grass cut?" "I can't do that now." "Go there for me. / I have work." "Okay, see ya!" " Hey!" "Ouch, ouch!" "Ow!" "Good morning. / Oh, hello." "I'll leave the rest to you, then." "Wait." "I haven't heard anything." "I heard you have experience in baseball." "So, yeah..." "Please guide them." "Oh, right." "Here you go." "Here's something for you." "Alright then, I'm leaving it to you." "No way..." "This is impossible." "I can't..." "What?" " Someone took over the swing!" "Why don't you wait for your turn?" "I was lining up just now." "When you grow up, other people will get ahead of you many times." "Things just doesn't go the way we want to." "Oh, it's open." "No one's on the swing now, c'mon." "Go, go, go." "Get on, get on!" "Wait a minute!" "Not me!" " One, two...!" "Not me!" "Watch out, watch out!" "Watch out, this is dangerous!" "Stop it, stop it!" "I will really get angry!" "I will get angry!" "Watch out!" "Come on!" "Stop, stop!" "Hey, wait!" "How can I stop this...?" "Hello. / Hello." "Why don't you carry her for a bit?" "Oh, no..." "Don't be so nervous." "Come to me." "She smells like a baby!" "Where's her dad?" "At work?" "Alright, I'll show you how to do it right." "It's okay even if you're not good at it." "Okay!" "Kind of a bad timing there." "Hit it more with your feeling!" "This place is good." "Thank you so much for coming." "Thank you!" "This one and this one, bang!" "Ah, I missed it!" "So close!" " Stop, stop, stop!" "You guys shouldn't have dragged Yuka-san here." "It's over!" " Okay, it's over!" "Okay, it's over!" "Clean up." "Can you clean up?" "Okay, Yuka-chan will go back home now." "No, Yuka-chan, please stay." "I told you, don't say that." "Kana likes Yuka-chan's thigh!" "My thigh?" "Dad!" "She want Yuka-chan to be her mother." "Will you be Kana's mommy?" "She can't!" "Being our mommy means her thigh has to become Dad's!" "Daddy, please marry Yuka-chan's thigh." "Ah..." "I'm so sorry!" "Your wife isn't back home yet?" " I heard she got married again." "Oh really?" "With the guy from Roppongi Hills?" "Yes." "That means, she won't come back at all!" "You have such cute kids, you better look for someone to be their mother immediately!" "There's some kinpira inside too. / Oh, thank you!" "Bye!" " Thanks!" "See you!" "Congratulations!" "You won 4th prize!" "Here you go." "Congratulations!" "Here, 5th prize." "He look like someone..." "Really?" "Is it okay for me to know about this first?" "There's no use telling Mitsuo about this." "Congratulations!" "Thank you." "How about you, Yuka-chan?" "It's about time." "I think you'll be a great mother." "Really?" "You think so?" " Of course!" "C'mon!" "I just made it up." "Ow..." "It hurt, y'know." "Ahh... my back feel itchy." "Around here." "Here." "It's here..." "Use this." "...with your hand." "My thigh feel itchy." "Scratch it for me." "You can reach that. / No, I can't." "It's itchy around here too." "You can definitely reach it. / No, I can't." "Here." "A little bit to the left." "A bit more." "There." "No, no..." "No, no, no..." "It's fine." "Let's do it." "Shall we?" "I see." "Okay..." "Wow, it's been quite a long time, huh." "What are you looking for?" "Huh?" "I think we still have some left." "When did the last time we use it?" "After we came back from watching "Avengers," we bought it at the convinience store..." "Since then, we did "avengers" for... 1, 2, 3 times..." "Not here." "Did you throw it away?" "We don't need it, right?" "Really?" "It's okay?" "Not that it's okay..." "I'll go and buy some." "We don't need it!" "I want to have a baby." "Wait, wait!" "Hold it!" "No, no, wait a second... wait." "I'll go and get them now." "Why?" "That's not what I mean." "Then, what do you mean!" "?" "Well, you know..." "You know?" "It's over." "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "I'm just hungry." "Hey, calm down. / I am calm." "Calm people don't eat frozen takoyaki." "You'll break your teeth. / I don't mind." "If you break your teeth, then you go to the dentist and he ask you, "how did you break your teeth?"" "Will you answer "I broke my teeth because I ate frozen takoyaki without cooking them first"?" "Sure." "Are you drunk?" " Hey!" "Why do you always think I'm drunk or weird whenever I try to show my feminine side?" "I've told you about this a few times." "I think, three times already." "We have to think a lot of things when it comes to children." "Well, things are happening now..." "But aren't we doing well in the last six months?" "We live together and we can use our time and money freely, y'know." "I like this life, don't you like this life too?" "I'm sure Matilda and Hassaku think so too." "I'm sure they're enjoying this life too." "If we have a child, things can't be the same anymore, you know?" "There bound to be some baby revolution, you know?" "It costs a big sum of money and the whole room will become dirty." "There will be kids stuff everywhere, everything will be messy, and we can't do anything we want anymore." "Our child have to come first in everything we do." "I can't place my bonsai anywhere anymore." "All the books in this house will be something like "Egg Club" or "Kokko Club"" "or "Chick Club," you know?" "When everything has settled down, we've promised each other to submit our marriage papers, right?" "We'll be a newly wed then." "We'll start a new marriage life." "The first place we have to go to is IKEA." "We go to IKEA and buy a new couch, like the ones at the coffee house." "We have to change the table and the curtains too." "Oh, Mitsuo  Yuka." "Let's make a doorplate." "We'd go for meal outside once a week and go for a vacation once a year." "We'll be more like a dating couple, isn't that good enough?" "Let's cook this, okay?" "I don't need such lifestyle you can find in the magazines." "I want to keep that couch." "I don't mind a couch with some juice stain that our child spilled on." "I don't mind scribble on the table." "I want to scold our child badly because of it." "I don't want us to be just like a dating couple." "I want us to call each other with "Mom" and "Dad."" "Why must we be like a dating couple?" "We're 31 you know?" "What do you mean we don't need a life like that?" "That's what becoming adults is about." "This is the third time I said this." "I want a child!" "I want our child." "Get it?" "There's nothing beyond that that women would demand from men." "That's what I married you for!" "I don't think the same way." "I married you because I love you." "Yes, of course." "Do you mean we can't stay together without a child?" "Because I want one!" " You're always like that." "You always become impulsive like this each time you hear someone's baby is born." "Having a child is not something you can easily decide, you know." "If we don't plan it well, everything will become a mess!" "What will become a mess?" " What if our child lock himself inside his room?" "He'll make up an imaginary lover." "You have to place the meal tray in front of his room saying "Don't forget to eat okay?"" "Then, he'll say "Shut up, you old hag!"" "I don't mind, I'll just punch him on the face." "Think it carefully." "When the babies born this year turn 20 years old, Japan will have 1,800 trillion yen debt!" "Huh!" "?" "Our children have to bear such a huge debt!" "Huge debt and scarcity of employment, you know!" "It won't be just a black industry." "He has to work in a blackhole industry!" "What's a blackhole industry?" " Astronomical overtime hours." "Our child will live miserably." "He'll get sucked into the blackhole." "You don't mind us sending him to such a time?" "Well, that's not good... / Not good, right?" "But I never thought you'd bring up about our child being sucked into a blackhole when I brought up about wanting a child in the first place!" "Why are you rolling this now!" "?" "Do you worry about Japan's economy or do you want to roll this?" "Make up your mind!" "Men always make an excuse by making a big deal out of things like that!" "That's because women do things with their emotions without thinking further." "You're all about yourself, yourself, yourself, y'know!" "You keep saying you want to do this and that!" " You look down on me!" "You're just fantasizing stuff!" " I just want a family!" "We can be a family with just the two of us!" "Marriage and child is one package!" "I want a happy family!" "You mean without a child, we can't be a happy family?" "That's weird!" "That's old-fashioned way of thinking!" "What?" "Everyone says that having a child is a good thing." "It'll be lonely to grow old without a single child." "A family will become a full-fledged family when the child is born." "Alright." "So there are some people who think that way." "But I don't!" "I don't like kids." "Don't push me." "In the end, you just want something because other people have it." "You just don't want to be left behind, do you?" "That's why you want a child." "You want to put on baby clothes on your baby and push the stroller like anyone else." "What's next?" "School exam?" "That's exactly the kind of lifestyle you can find in the magazines." "Why don't you say something?" "Why do you always talk back like that?" "Why won't you listen to other people's opinion?" "You only listen to the trivial parts of other people's opinion." "For you, other people's opinion is either trivial or wrong." "I'm just telling you what I think." "Fine, I get it." "There you go again." "You always leave the house when it comes to this." "If you don't have any intention to talk about this... / Enough." "I just want our marriage life to be better..." "I won't marry you!" " What are you saying?" "There's no way I can marry you!" "But, I... / I understand now." "You're not the problem." "It's me." "I'm the one who's not marriage material." "Look!" " Enough!" "Yuka!" "You told me I was going to break up with my wife!" "Hamasaki-san." "Something on your shoulder..." "I can see a grey crowned crane on your shoulder." "Grey crowned?" "Which shoulder?" "A lady was running that way while crying." "Ah, I'm so sorry." "Good evening. / Do you see something here?" "Excuse me?" "Nothing." "Sorry for coming this late." "Did my wife come here while crying?" "No... did you just had a fight?" "Well... but, uh, everyhing's fine." "I don't mean to bring over my bad luck to your happy family." "Is your husband inside?" "I..." "I might've lost the bet." "Sometimes I think of the time... when I was riding on the Cassiopeia train with you, Shiomi-san." "When we went off and eloped?" "That was an embarrassing memory." "Are you okay?" "Are you sleepy?" "No..." "I told you before I got married, right?" "That he might have an affair with another woman again." "But I wanted to bet on it." "For the sake of my baby." "Yes..." "I guess I lost." "I don't think so." "He told us he can't wait to see his daughter, the other day." "I have asked him once before." "Why are you having an affair?" "He told me he had once eloped with a girl during high school." "Something happened between the girl and their form teacher, so he took that girl with him and they ran away to Hokkaido." "But the girl cheated on him and married another man in the end." "Since then, he never dare to wish for happiness again." "But Uehara-san is different now." "I think he's happy with his life now." "I saw his phone message." "That girl's name is Shiomi-san, right?" "I think the person he's seeing now is her." "But she cheated on him right?" "That's why he still love her." "There's no way the woman he can have can win over the woman he can't have." "Shiomi-san." "Is it okay?" " What do you mean?" "I thought you were going to talk to me about something." "I had a great time." "I heard you divorced." "Yes, twice." "Shiomi-san, I wanted you to be happy." "Embarrassing memory?" ""We are very sorry."" ""...while"" "For a while." "We are very sorry." "We are closing for a while." "Divorce with kids and divorce without kids are as different as egg custard and pudding, huh?" "I feel relieved you can laugh about that." "You realized my kind side?" " No, your rough side." "Ow..." "Not a single person in Asahikawa is picky like that." "In Fujinomiya too. / When I get home," "I'll make sure my hometown can be sisters town with Fujinomiya." "You're really closing your shop and going back to your hometown?" "I'll milk some cows." "I'll miss your kinpira..." "Maybe I should go back to Fujinomiya too." "Yuka-san." "Mommy." "Be careful." "I'll be waiting for you." "I'll wait for you." "Do you know where Asahikawa is?" "Over there!" "No, it's over there!" "There's one vacant room in our house in Asahikawa." "You can see the rising sun and 50 hectares of farm from the room's window everyday." "Well... 50 hectares is about..." "Maybe as big as Tokyo Disneyland." "The people there is the rough type and they don't care about the time, but they're kind people." "I'm good at... working very hard." "Yuka-san, will you be my..." "No, this is not about me." "Will you be Kana and Kohei's mother?" "No, no, no." "You don't have to answer now." "I'll sleep in the other room." "Good night!" "Aisuru hito wa anata dake You're the only one I love" "Dare mo jamasasenai I won't let anyone come between us" "Oikakete mo oikakete mo I keep chasing them" "Nigete yuku tsuki no you ni but they run away like the moon" "Ai no SHABON ni dakarete Embraced by the soap bubble of love" "Watashi dake no anata You're mine alone" "Yubi to yubi no aida wo suri nukeru Slipping through my fingers" "Bara-iro no Those rose-colored hibi yo days" "Nano ni, doko ittan dayo But where have you gone?" "Kimi to sagashiteiru no sa I'm searching for them with you" "Nakiyagare / Kagayakaseyou Then cry / Make them shine" "Kono tsugi wa / Itazura Next is / A trickster" "Anta meigi no / Yubi to yubi no In name only / My fingers" "Shabondama / Bara-iro no Soap bubbles / Rose-colored" "Hamasaki-san, Hamasaki-san!" "I was told that an otter is on my shoulder." "Maybe I should make it my wallpaper." "Don't you think it's cute?" "Shouldn't you normally make your daughter's picture as your wallpaper?" "So cute." "Uehara-san, what do you think a pervert is?" "Maybe when someone think the woman in front of him have such big breasts." "But just thinking of it doesn't make you a pervert." "Then you start saying "Your breasts are so big"" "The second you say that, you'll become a bit pervert." ""Your breasts are on the table, y'know"" "This is over the line." "In the end, it's about whether you do it or not." "Even if you think you want to have an affair, you shouldn't really do it!" "Are you listening to me?" "Why do you keep spinning the chair around?" "Hamasaki-san, I need your advice." "Actually, I was going to give you advice just now." "Alright then." "Go ahead, but first, stop spinning the chair." "Hamasaki-san... / Stop the chair!" "Have you ever thought of the kind of romance you might have now if you haven't gotten married?" "Kaoru-chan is sleeping." "Have fun!" "Minori" "Has anything changed ever since you become a mother?" "I was thinking that when the baby is born, maybe my attention will be like, 50% for Ryo-san and 50% for my child, but I was wrong." "It's 100% for my child now." "I feel bad about it but I don't have time to think about my husband." "It's like "Just do whatever you want"" "Yuka-chan!" "You're here!" "Dad is coming too." "So cute, right?" "These hands are so cute." "You really came." "This ticket is for Saturday." "Uehara-san, what are you thinking?" "Your eyes looks like a scoundrel's eyes." "Your face looks like someone who's going to leave his family behind very soon." "Have you ever thought of what happiness is?" "Happiness means a happy marriage, peace and prosperity in your household." "That's all?" " And, when a girl next to you on the train fall asleep and rest her head on you and you feel lucky!" "That's all." "Over than that, then you're considered a scoundrel, you know." "I'm thinking of another choice in life." "I'm thinking, what if I've walked a different path that time?" "I'm thinking, maybe my life now is a mistake..." "I'm going to the toilet." "Hamasaki-san!" "Um..." "Yu..." "Yuka-san..." "What?" " I saw Yuka-san..." "No, no, wait...!" "Yuka-san..." "She entered a room with another man." "What?" "And his eyes looked like a scoundrel's eyes." "No, wait..." "Hamasaki-san!" "Yay!" "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday, dear Kengo!" "Happy birthday to you!" "Yay!" "Kengo!" "Kengo!" "?" " Who's this guy?" "Huh?" "Akari-san?" "Where's the toilet?" "What?" "Wait a minute." "Help!" "No, no!" "Help me!" "Yuka!" " Help me!" "No!" "No!" "Wait, wait, wait!" "He's my ex-husband." "We're going this way." "Bye bye." "Come on now." "We're going home." "Hold this." "Who is that guy?" "He looks like young Miyazaki Hayao." "He's a bento shop owner." "What should we have for dinner?" "Grandma sent us some udon again." "Let's make some udon-suki." "Sure." "Ryo-san." "You can go take a bath first." "Oh, right." "This Saturday..." "Where should we go?" "Do you have some plans?" "Nope. / Should we go to the baby shop?" "You're busy with your graduation works, right?" "It's fine." "Minori will be coming too, anyway." "Oh, okay..." "You can do what you want." "Go take a bath already." "Yuka." "My wife left home for a few days." "Well, we're divorced anyway." "She can do whatever she want." "And I don't think she'd cheat on me." "I won't cheat on her either." "We are divorced." "But instead, we've understand each other after we're divorced." "It's like, we're inseparable." "I think we'll be together forever, and I cherish her." "So, I'm thinking of submitting the marriage papers tonight." "We have to look for witness." "I can't ask Uehara-san now, though." "That guy will definitely never be happy." "He's keeping a wolf inside him." "Men loves plastic models and women loves dolls, after all." "Women demand the finished product from men, but men demand the unfinished product from women." "Then, when a man become a finished product, women would want to keep holding on to him, but when a woman become a finished product, men would become bored." "There's really no use worrying about that side of men." "I'm the one who lost the bet, anyway." "It's difficult to change someone." "People will change sooner or later." "It's alright now." "Because I have this girl who will only love me." "Done?" " I just have to turn off the power now." "Omikuji (fortune slip) please." "Omikuji please." "Omikuji please." "Marriage:" "Everything will turn out good." "Thanks for coming again." "Where's her father?" " He's busy." "So he has work on Saturday too." "She looks a lot like you." "She does. / She looks nothing like her father." "Really?" " Yeah." "Everything on her looks like you." "Her hands, though..." "Her fingers..." "Not sure, though." "The number you have dialed is either unattended or out of coverage area." "The number you have dialed is either unattended or out of coverage area." "Yuka?" "Oh, Hamasaki-san!" "Hello!" "Hamasaki-san, here's the umbrella I borrowed from you." "Lots of stuff you have there." "Are those for the trip?" "Some diapers and clothes." "I got this for 480 yen at Wagon. 480 yen, y'know." "Weren't you going to ride the Cassiopeia today?" "Won't you come to our house tonight?" "We're going to have Hakata style hot pot for dinner." "Did you see Yuka?" "Oh, sorry." "Can you..." "Shiomi-san" "If you pick that up..." "Hello?" "Yes." "Your wife is standing next to me now." "Yes, right." "Well..." "I'm not sure." "Would you please let me talk to her?" " What's wrong?" "Apparently Akari-san is with her right now at the Ueno station." "Are they having a fight?" " Hello, Akari-san?" "That's why I told you..." "Why... why are you there?" "Hamasaki-san?" "He's with me here." "What is it?" "What is it?" "Hamasaki-san's wife is here." "She's with another man and two kids." "Your wife is together with another man's family and they're going towards the Ueno Station." "Hello, Akari-san?" "I just asked Hamasaki-san if he want to join us for Hakata style hot pot." "I don't care about the Hakata style hot pot!" "Give me the phone!" "Hello?" "What!" "?" "Cassiopeia car no. 11." "Here it is!" "Get in." "Let's go. / Come on!" "Slowly." "Okay, okay." "One by one." "Uehara-kun!" "Over here!" "Hamasaki-san!" "Track No.13 The door is closing." "Please watch your step." "I've always wanted to ride this train for a long time." "You should come to our house too." "You should marry Daddy too." "Uehara-kun. / Yes." "Ryo-san. / Yes." "Won't you introduce us?" "Uh, um.. well." "Okay, uhh..." "I tried to stop him." "Hamasaki-san, can you step aside, please?" "Okay." "Akari-san, why are you here?" "Am I the one who suppose to explain things first?" "No. / You know..." "Uehara-san, first things first..." "I don't care where you go." "Oh really?" "Okay, let's go then, Uehara-kun. / Excuse me?" "You just said you don't care." "Yes, I don't care." "People who just don't want to lose would usually say they don't care." "Excuse me?" " Now, now, now, calm down." "Calm down. / I'm so sorry," "I made you come with me. / It's okay." "The ticket would be a waste and I don't have anything to do, anyway." "What are you doing here?" "Hamasaki-san, calm down!" "Let me go!" " Okay." "What's the meaning of this?" " "What's the meaning of this?"" "What do you mean with "What's the meaning of this?"?" "Why are you dragging everyone here?" " I didn't drag them here." "We were in the middle of an incident here and you suddenly came in." "You just came right at us!" " Hamasaki-san, we have to make way!" "People are passing through!" " Okay, okay." "We have to cram to one side. / Oh right, sorry." "Hamasaki-san, do you have ticket?" "Ticket?" " Yes." "Ticket?" "I have one." "Here you go. / You have it?" "Yes, I bought too many." "Are you okay?" " Yes." "You're his...?" " Don't point your finger at other people like that." "I'm Hoshino Yuka. / I'm Shiomi Kaoru." "Why don't we all find seats somewhere?" "Your name is Kaoru?" "Yes." "That's your daughter's name... / No, it doesn't mean anything." "It was a coincidence..." "Go to hell!" "These are your seats." "Six coffees please. / Very well, Sir." "This is a nice restaurant." "Uehara-san?" " Yes." "You just sit there without thinking, don't you?" "We're in a situation here." "Don't you think we have to consider who-sit-where carefully?" "I'm sorry. / If you sit there, then who should sit here?" "Your wife?" "Shiomi-san?" "Go ahead." "You sit there?" "What now?" "Don't you think it'll be more complicated that way?" "Then, I'll sit here. / Excuse me?" "Okay." "Why do you sit there?" " He's just being considerate." "He's being considerate but he made the situation more complicated now." "Three seats left here!" "Get up." "You don't have to get up." "You can't just sit anywhere you want." "Be more discipline, will ya?" " Shut up already." "Fine." "I made up my mind." "Shiomi-san, you can't sit here, so please sit there." "Okay." "I'll take this one." "I'm Hamasaki Mitsuo, an office worker." "Why are you introducing yourself?" " I have too, there are people I met for the first time here." "Go ahead. / I'm Uehara Ryo." "I'm a university lecturer." "Nice to meet you." "I'm Shiomi Kaoru, an accounting clerk." "I'm Uehara-kun's high school classmate." "I'm Kurobe Mitsunori." "I owned a bento shop before." "Young Miyazaki Hayao. / He looks nothing like him." "He does." "Please do an impersonation of him." "I can't..." "Hayao." "Hayao." ""We must live."" "That's not an impersonation... / I'm Hoshino Yuka." "She's my ex-wife. / I'm single." "Hoshino-san..." "Which Mr.Children member you like aside from Sakurai-san?" "My friend, her name is Noma, she's a big fan of Mr.Children's guitarist." "You and my friend look so alike, so I wonder if you like Mr.Children's guitarist too." "I don't like or hate him, I guess." "Even if someone tell you that you look like someone else, you don't know how to respond cause you don't know that other person, huh." "You guys are two of a kind?" "No, we're not." "What's wrong with you?" " Excuse me?" "Your wife is as beautiful as Miss Universe, you know." "Yet, you're having an affair with her that looks like someone who'd appear on "Terrace House."" "I'm not having an affair. / In such a place..." "Getting turned on at a place like this. / I'm not." "I'm sorry." "If it makes anyone feel better, actually..." "I didn't know Uehara-kun is married." "That won't make anyone feel better." "That has the exact opposite effect. / Didn't I tell you already?" "This is completely over the line. / I don't have any certain intention." "You really don't know when to give up." "Uehara-san, you intended to ride on this train with her alone and if possible, do some "choo choo train", didn't you?" "Excuse me?" " You're such a bad guy." "Bad." "If possible, choo choo train..." "You don't have to... / What?" "Nothing." "Hamazaki-san... / It's Hamasaki!" "Why are you blaming Uehara-kun?" "You're a fellow man, why don't you take his side?" "Why are you nodding?" "No, no, no." "Even if we're both men, we have nothing in common except our gender." "You're not any different than me. / We're different." "He graduated prep school, he went off and eloped with a girl, and studied in university of art." "Then, he become a lecturer there." "You can see he's so popular just by looking at his resume." "There's no record about me eloping on my resume. / No." "Of course not." "I'm nothing like him." "I never had an affair even once." "My wife never blame me for that even once." "Really?" "Well, a guy who don't have an affair although he's popular and a guy who don't have an affair because he's NOT popular are two different kinds." "What's different?" "A guy who don't have an affair although he's popular have more value as a man compared to a guy who don't have an affair because he's not popular." "Wait a minute." "Why am I...?" "Why am I the one who get blamed now?" "We're not blaming you." "I'm sorry." "It's such an absurd situation, so..." "Uehara-san, why don't you say something?" "This is about you. / Okay." "Um..." "Hamasaki-san, sorry." "My seat is too far, can we exchange seats?" "I told you since the beginning. / I'm sorry." "Akari-san." "I'm..." "May I ask a question?" " Sure." "Don't you think something's wrong about naming your own daughter with your ex-girlfriend's name?" " Yes, I do." "I do. / I do." "I wasn't the one who decide on the name." "When I asked your opinion "How about Kaoru?" why didn't you disagree to it?" "If I disagree to it, you might think something's going on instead." "That's exactly what I'm concern about." "So weird." "To think of it now, yes you're right." "I'm sorry. / You don't have to apologize." "I'm not asking any apologies." "I'm not angry." "I know you're that kind of guy." "But... / I married you for the sake of our baby." "I knew you'll have an affair again someday." "And that day has finally come." "I have nothing to say about that." "I didn't plan this." "Then why did you meet her alone?" "You must be thinking of getting a 'choo choo train' if possible, right?" "Why did you cheat on me?" "That's obvious." "That's because you have become a mother." "You shouldn't blame the child." "No." "Not only you've become your child's mother but you've also become his mother." "When you forgive a man once for having an affair, he'll see you as his mother." "You shouldn't have forgive him." "You should've dump him when he did it the first time." "If not, he'll get spoiled forever." "If all you do is comfort him, be nice to him and forgive him, you won't be a woman anymore." "You'll be his mother." "I knew it." "You think so too?" "It's your fault that you chose such a stupid guy." "I don't think like that." "You must be!" "You must be thinking that I'll always forgive you!" "I don't!" " You do!" "I don't. / You definitely do think so." "You always think that you're the ship and she's the harbour." "You're married and you promised to go on a trip with someone." "What a jerk." "Did you actually just say that?" "They have a different situation than us." "We're divorced." "Sorry." "You don't have to apologize. / Be quiet." "You!" "You made everyone climb up so high, how could you let down a ladder at this point?" "Akari-san, I don't think that way." "But I do." "I told myself that I won't get hurt." "Whatever you do, I'll be fine." "I won't run after you." "I won't feel jealous." "Great." "I feel better." "I told myself all that." "I never thought..." "I would've come here." "I'm such an idiot." "What a jerk." "It's not fair." "You knew..." "You knew that I can't hate you." "Whatever you do..." "You knew I'd forgive you." "You knew I can never be apart from you." "If you're going somewhere else..." "Do it after I hate you." "Ryo-san." "Hey..." "Make me hate you!" "We are reaching Oomiya." "After Oomiya, we'll be stopping at Utsunomiya." "I have to get off here." "I'm not getting off." "I'm not done talking yet." "Would you like to listen to the voice mail from Uehara-kun?" "Are you trying to place a bomb here at the end?" "Hello, this is Uehara." "Um, today is Saturday..." "Shiomi-san, have you had your lunch?" "I've had my lunch." "I had Tianjin sweet roasted chestnuts for lunch." "Well..." "Shiomi-san, I can't go with you today." "I'm sorry." "I can't go with you." "I've been thinking for the last 10 years about what you said to me that time." ""Uehara-kun, you're not good enough."" "I kept thinking what's not enough from me." "Then, when I had chestnuts just now, it came to my mind..." "What's not enough from me is my ability to choose." "My ability to choose my life, to decide which path I should take." "Once I choose, I have to leave everything behind." "Going home is the most important thing for me now." "Going home and have meals together with my wife and daughter." "Shiomi-san, I decided to leave behind the other choice in life." "I can't go with you." "Uh..." "Goodb" "Uehara-kun, you misunderstand about something." "I'm quite sly." "Actually I never had any feelings for Uehara-kun." "Really?" "I'm good at acting." "I faked my illness in elementary school and I was so good at it, that they even decided I have to get surgery." "I'm sly like that since long ago." "You're not sly... and you're not good at acting." "We are reaching Oomiya." "Bye." "Ryo-san, her suitcase." "Shiomi-san..." "Please be happy. / I missed the chance." "I'm very sorry." "Who are you apologizing to?" "Oh, sorry." "I'm very sorry!" "What are you apologizing for?" "Did you do something bad?" "Yes, countless times." "What?" " No matter how many times I apologize, it won't be enough." "What?" " I'm very sorry!" "I love your wife." "Next problem." "Hooray!" "Which one should I pick?" "This one!" "Would you like some chestnuts?" " I'm good." "This is a restaurant." "Why must I eat the Tianjin sweet roasted chestnuts now, that has become the turning point of your life?" "Sorry." "Um... we don't understand the situation here." "It's not a big deal... / It's an illicit affair trip." "Someone's wife is trying to become a bento shop owner's side dish." "Sorry." "This is not an illicit affair, I'm single." "You're not merely single." "You're married-single." "What's a married-single?" " You might be single in the outside, but you're married inside." "Hamasaki-san, don't be so stubborn, just tell her already." "Tell her what?" "Just tell her "Come home," "Don't go."" "You came here for that, right?" "I just tagged along behind you." "Really?" "Didn't you come here because you were worried about Yuka-san?" "Why should I?" "She just said she's single." "You said it, right?" "Then, if I'm the only one who think we're still married..." "I'd be some kind of a stalker." "I don't mind you to have a trip, to have romance with another guy, to marry someone else, to give birth to someone else's child." "Really?" "Is that true?" "What is he talking about?" "You better answer him." "I can't." "Because... that side is a parallel world." "It's a totally different world than the world I'm in." "I love Yuka-san." "A parallel world." "If you really don't mind, then I'll take Yuka-san away." "I will take her with me to Hokkaido." "A parallel world." "Okay." "Yuka-san, let's go to Asahikawa together." "It's really a nice place." "Lots of nature, and everyone is really nice." "The milk is delicious..." "She doesn't like milk." "Hamasaki-san, you're in a parallel world." "I talked coincidentally just now." "I usually wake up due to the big noise of snow collapsing, in the middle of the night." "But once she fall asleep, she won't wake up no matter what happen." "I talked coincidentally again. / The rising sun is very pretty there." "I don't know about that." "She goes to sleep around 10 o'clock," "I don't think she can see the rising sun." "She'd say "I'll sleep for a bit" but end up sleeping for 8 hours straight, y'know." "When her husband is going to work, she'd snore so loudly." "There are times when I'm awake." "Sure." "I saw you being awake." "Sleep, sleep, awake." "Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, awake." "When I thought she sleep, sleep, awake, apparently she sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, awake." "Well, that kind of awake. / I totally don't mind." "Nice." "I suggest you start a blog." "Something like "I've Become a Farmer's Wife" blog." "I'm sure a lot of people will access your blog." "You access blogs, right?" "I do it." "I access blogs." "Shall we talk over there?" " Okay." "What, what, what?" "Why don't you talk about it here?" "We really don't mind." "No problem, right?" "I can even give you some advice." "I don't think a divorced man should give any advice." "No such thing." "Learning from failure is very important." "Right, Santoku-san?" "You've only seen the good side of her, right?" "That's bad." "It's like a woman's self-taken picture." "You can find a lot of her bad sides just by changing the angles a bit." "Bento." "Be careful with her bento." "She put sashimi into bento, you know." "If you suffer food poisoning in the farm, no one would come to help you, right?" "Hamasaki-san." "You better be careful when she's drinking." "She's terrible when she drink." "When she's drunk she'd hit you with a Torinoichi bamboo rake." "It hurts and it's offensive to god." "Hamasaki-san. / Terrible." "Hamasaki-san." "Why must women say "Let's go shopping" though they don't need anything to buy?" "Why would they talk to us when we're in the middle of something?" "I need some time to be alone and when I ignore her for a bit, she'd get mad." "One time, when she's drunk she used a professional wrestling technique on me." "She hit the back of my head and complained about something." "Then suddenly she got mad." "Apparently..." "She wanted to do it with me." "You know, the "night deed"..." "I don't understand if she don't say something." "She should've said "I want to do it" if she really want it." "So, if she use a professional wrestling technique on you, you better take that as a sign." "Uehara-san, I'm sorry." "I ate all of your chestnuts." "Hamasaki-san. / Yes." "Take a look at Yuka-san." "Look at her." "I'm sorry." "It's nothing." "I'm sorry." "Yuka-san, you don't have to apologize for anything." "He's such a terrible guy." "I understand why you divorced him." "I completely understand now. / What are you talking about?" "You should leave Tokyo, after all." "You can't be together with this kind of man. / What are you talking about?" "You're such a terrible guy!" "Yes, I am." "I am terrible." "But you know what..." "What do you know about us!" "?" "Ryo-san!" " Hamasaki-san, let's take a look at the driver's seat." "It's over there. / You don't know anything!" "We went for camping the other day." "Then we visited her parents' home and sang karaoke together." "I get along well with her father too." "I stayed there for a few days on New Year's eve." "I even told them that we'll get married again." "Well... it was postponed, though." "And you don't get the basic point, do you?" "Married couple says bad stuff about each other!" "No matter how perfect the husband or the wife is, they'd say stuff to each other." "They'd argue many, many times." "Danger in their relationship would come more than a hundred times!" "...but that's fine." "We say stuff about each other, but I'll be upset when other people talk bad things about my wife." "We're that kind of couple!" "We made up after we had a fight, and we walked together all the way from Shin-Yokohama to Naka-Meguro." "Those were good memories." "We came this far getting through all that." "And now someone who just met her yesterday, saying something like he understand everything, something's wrong with that!" "There's no way you understand!" "Well... we're not in good terms now cause lately we stumbled... upon something for a bit." "Not a bit..." "Not a bit, actually..." "But I don't want to talk about that now." "Hamasaki-san." "But I'm the one who can make her happy." "I know that." "Come on, Yuka-san." "I'm sorry." "I'll go home today." "I understand." "I will always wait for you." "Oh, oh..." "I brought this with me." "I'm leaving." "Yay!" "Full set!" "I won again!" " Yay!" "I won again!" " Won again!" "Who won?" "Kohei won!" " Kana won!" "So, who won?" " It's Kohei!" "It's Kana!" " How can that be?" "It can't be both of you. / We both won!" "Alright, let's do it together with daddy." "Looks so cold outside." "Don't you feel like having something warm?" "Yeah. / It must be cold outside." "Oh, right." "I asked Hamasaki-san to join us for hot pot." "We had hot pot together once, huh. / Yeah." "Oh, how is that guy?" "The guy who dress as a woman and shut himself inside a garage." "Kawai-san?" " Yeah." "Kawai-san has moved out." "Where to?" " To the same building as your apartment." "When was that?" " About 3 months ago." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I didn't know. / Hamasaki-san, are you friends with Kawai-san?" " No, we're not!" "But haven't we been talking about him all the time?" "We talked about him a lot." "We might have ran into him already." "Uehara-san, you're too secretive." "I didn't mean to keep it a secret." "Is it weird?" "It's weird that you didn't mean it." "I wonder which guy..." "Which guy, huh." "We are reaching Utsunomiya." "After Utsunomiya..." "This way!" "This way!" "No!" "This way!" "Oh, right." "Hamasaki-san, hurry up!" "Alright then." "Good night." "Good night." "Good night." "They're okay, right?" "I can't wait for them to bloom." "Print out." "Let's fill this in and submit it to the ward office." "It's been a year since we filled the divorce paper, y'know." "Yeah." "Hm?" "Why did we decide to get a divorce in the first place?" "Because I ate your sweets, Hagi no Tsuki." "Here." "What?" "Something's wrong?" "Nothing." "Sorry." "I can't fill this." "I can't." "You don't know how to fill it?" "No." "Did I say something wrong?" "Sorry." "No..." "Sorry. / No." "I mean..." "I'm sorry for what I said earlier." "I lost control." "I got upset and said some bad stuff." "I'm so sorry." "No." "I have no right to fill this anymore." "It was an illicit affair trip, y'know." "I blurt that out without thinking. / But you're right." "It's true." "I was thinking of getting together with another man beside you." "Well, that's... / I shouldn't have." "It's totally fine." "Don't mind that anymore." "It was my fault since the beginning." "I picked a fight with you as early as New Year's eve." "It wasn't really a trip, right?" "You were just trying to make me notice." "I was thinking that it might be nice to live together with them." "I imagined myself living together with that family in the farm at Hokkaido, and becoming the kids' mother." "I thought it might be nice." "An affair..." "It was worse than an affair." "I was thinking that." "I was really thinking like that." "I was thinking of becoming family with other people beside you." "Let's talk about having child once again." "I didn't have confidence for that." "But let's... / Actually I know." "We know." "We know but we've been acting like we haven't realize it." "Happiness for me is not your happiness." "Happiness for you is not my happiness." "You know..." "I'm really good at running since childhood." "I was good at climbing the tree too and I got praised for that." "But somehow, I never get praised anymore since junior high school." "Apparently what I was good at in childhood doesn't matter anymore when I grow up." "Not something I can be proud of." "When I do get praised they say "I wish I can be as easygoing as you are, Yuka-chan."" "Well, I am easygoing." "That's all." "I do have my worries though I might not look like it." "When I was a temp worker, when I got married." "I always envy the other girls." "I always envy other married women." "I never had confidence in myself even once." "But I have confidence in raising a child." "I'm confident that I can be a good mother." "I'm thinking that I'll be good at being a mother and it'll be something that I can be proud of." "So..." "I really want to have a child." "I married you and I wanted to have your child." "Two or three children." "One child is enough." "I don't care how many of them." "Maybe I can teach them how to climb a tree." "I'll have them eat a lot." "I'm not good at cooking but when kids are hungry they don't mind eating anything." ""Hurry up and eat them!"" ""Say 'itadakimasu' before you eat"" ""If you leave out the carrots you won't grow up"" ""It's Mom's job to raise you guys"" ""That's what Mom's good at"" "I imagined saying those things." "But it's not the same for you." "Please, let me finish." "It's not the same for you but I completely understand that you have your own way of thinking." "Marriage and having a family is something very common in the society, but..." "But there are people who likes to have family and people who likes to be alone." "When a couple get married, they have to have a child." "When a married couple start losing feelings for each other, they make a child to keep them stick together." "I don't think that's true." "A married couple, child, and people." "They are all separate matters." "You are better off alone." "You're the opposite of a rabbit." "If you don't get lonely, you'll die." "I'm not mocking you." "I love you that way." "You're better that way." "I want you to stay the way you are." "I don't want you to change for me." "You'll disappear if you try to change yourself." "What I like about you might disappear in the end." "Then, it won't work anymore for us." "We will only become good at hating and hurting each other." "That's what will happen." "We shouldn't have gotten married." "We shouldn't have met." "I don't want us to think like that." "Because I love you the way you are." "I love you the way you are." "So..." "We might be late in realizing this, but..." "Let's break up." "I love you, Yuka." "I really love you." "Thank you." "I'll keep this as a love letter from you." "Hamasaki Mitsuo." "You've been promoted to Sales Chief Clerk starting January 13th, 2014." "Congratulations, Chief Clerk!" "Strike!" " It's okay, it's okay!" "Relax." "Relax." "Be confident and hit it." "Run, run!" "The grey crowned crane is gone." "Did something happen that she finally get off of your shoulder?" "Please ask me out sometime." "Hamasaki-san." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Are you going home now?" " Yes." "Look, it's Hamasaki-san." "7:3 huh?" " Yeah." "Kaoru-chan." "Wow!" "Wow, amazing!" "Amazing!" "Awesome!" "This is awesome!" "Awesome, awesome!" "Wow, awesome!" "Look!" "2nd prize!" "I got 2nd prize!" "Look, it's the "furusato parcel post!"" "Ms. Hoshino Yuka," "It'll be spring very soon but the weather is still so cold." "How are you?" "I hope you're not catching any cold." "I hope you're not getting any frostbite." "I'm sorry for sending you this letter all of the sudden." "I'd appreciate it if you're willing to read this letter in the middle of the cold night." "First of all, I'd like to tell you about the two cats that has been living in the house for two years." "I don't know why, but they watch TV a lot lately." "They talk to each other while watching the stock prices news." "I wonder if stock prices has any use for their lives." "Lately my sister is not feeling well, so Tsuguo-san is drawing some Latte art." "The result of his drawing is quite unusual, and many of the female customers leave the place while complaining." "Uehara-san introduced me to Kawai-san the other day." "I was shocked." "Kawai-san is as handsome as a Greek statue." "He stretched his hand to shake hand with me saying "Nice to meet you."" "I don't know if I can be friends with him or not, though." "While everyone at the Meguro riverside is waiting for the cherry blossoms to bloom, they promise each other to have a hanami (cherry blossom viewing) together." "That exciting season is coming again, huh." "Yesterday, I had a dream." "I saw you bringing lots of balloons." "You tied the countless balloons to my body and yours too." "The balloons raised us high to the sky and we were floating in the air." "As we look down, we could see the Meguro river, Matilda and Hassaku looking up, the Uehara couple carrying their baby and waved their hands towards us." "I could only float in the air blown by the wind." "I was a bit sad that I didn't have control of myself." "I'll be walking along the riverside again today." "It's strange that I don't feel like I'm alone." "I'm spending my daily life with you in my mind." "The song you used to sing in the bathroom." "Shizuka ni, shizuka ni, te wo tori, te wo tori Hold my hand, hold my hand, quietly, quietly" "The song that started with that verse." "That view..." "When we went outside to borrow DVD together at midnight, we realized that the moon looked so big." "We were wandering around at midnight that we didn't even remember why we were outside in the first place." "We bought baked sweet potato at Yamate-doori and split it into two, the sizes were so different that we had to decide who-get-which with the rock-paper-scissors game, then we ate, laughed, held hands." "When I asked you to marry me, you answered me with your cheeks puffed with potatoes." "That was the beginning." "That view." "There's something I understand after I married you." "The two toothbrushes placed next each other on the sink." "We hit each other's legs in the bed." "The pudding is gone from the refrigerator before I know it." "I climb down the stairs ahead of you." "I climb up the stairs behind you." "Romance had become our daily life." "Our daily life had become happiness." "The female socks I wear by mistake." "The TV shows I record because you asked me through text message." "I scratch your back." "When you see a bad dream you'd come close to me." "I get another father." "I get another mother." "I get another hometown." "The cabbage inside the orange box we got from our parents." "Music that plays everyday." "Daily stories we tell each other." "All of those are still with me here." "While clinging onto the curtains, behind the light bulb, at the corner of the room," "I still feel your love from the past." "I will walk along the riverside too, today." "The traces that we have lived together." "You live in my mind and I lost my way inside you." "It's strange but I don't feel like I'm alone." "Someday, I guess I'll remember that what I'm thinking now is such a foolish thing." "We'll wander around at midnight, eat together, laugh together, hold hands, and I will ask you the same thing with our cheeks puffed with baked sweet potato." "It's fun when we're together, you know?" "Will you grow old together with me?" "Will you marry me?" "I'm sorry." "Thank you." "Say "thank you."" "February 8th, 2014." "I'm waiting for Spring to come, together with two cats, in the old apartment building at the Meguro riverside."