"You Only Move Twice" "I work for Monty Burns" "Monty Burns" "Mr. Smithers, may we offer you a ride to work?" "No, thank you." "We're from Globex Corporation." "We'd like to talk to you about an exciting employment opportunity in our nuclear division." " Flattered, but spoken for." "We're prepared to offer you an impressive salary." "Plus benefits for you and your life partner." "The answer is no." "What's wrong with this country?" "Can't a man walk down the street without being offered a job?" "We'll have to go to the next most senior man at the plant." "Here we are." "Ten years' experience." "His name is..." "Marge, I got a new job." "It's with Globex Corporation." "I get more money, plus health benefits for me and my life partner." " They'll move us, give us a nice house..." " Move us?" "In Cypress Creek, upstate somewhere." "You took a job in a strange town without discussing it with your family?" "Of course not." "I wouldn't do that." "Why not?" "We have roots here, Homer." "We have friends and family and library cards." "Bart's lawyer is here." "But, Marge, this is a chance for me to fulfill my lifelong dream." " What lifelong dream?" " Promise not to laugh?" "I always wanted to own the Dallas Cowboys." "I'm sorry, Dad." "I just find that very cute." "Homer, I don't wanna leave Springfield." "I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it." "Just bring the rut with you, honey." "Come on, take a look." "Cypress Creek." "A tale of one city." "Let's watch something else." "Homer, you're trying to talk us into moving to this place." "Oh, yeah, that's right." "Let's watch this." "Look at this place." "Somebody ought to build a town that works." "Somebody did." "It's called Cypress Creek." "A planned community designed for the workers of the Globex Corporation." "Cypress Creek, where dreams come true." "Your dreams may vary from those of Globex Corporation and its subsidiaries." "Well, what do you think of me and Cypress Creek now, Marge?" "It does seem nicer than Springfield." "Yeah." "Did you notice people weren't shoving or knocking each other down?" " Never been to a place like that before." " Me neither." "Well, we could use the extra money and this house is falling apart." "All right." "Oh, wow, windows." "I don't think I could afford this place." "Hello." "I am not interested in buying the house." "But I would like to use your restroom, flip through your magazines rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food in an unsanitary way." "Now you know how it feels!" "Thank you." "Come again." "We'll never sell this rotten dump." "A little help here." "Even if we sell the house, we still don't come close to paying off the mortgage." " Hey." " Hey." "Homer, about those things you borrowed from me over the years." "You know, the TV trays, the power sander, the downstairs bathtub." "You gonna be needing those things in Cypress Creek?" " Okely-dokely." " Okely-dokely." " Bye-diddly-eye." " So long." " God bless you." " See you." " Goodbye." " Bye-bye, Homer." "Take care." " So long." " Fare thee well." " Bon voyage." " Toodle-loo." " So long." " Bye-bye." " Bye, everybody." " Bye-bye." " Sayonara, dudes." " So long." " Bye-bye, now." " Bye." " See you." " Bye." "Bye-bye." "I'm gonna miss Springfield." "This town's been awfully good to us." "No, it hasn't, Dad." "That's why we're leaving." "Yeah." "So long, stinktown." "It says here one of these giant redwood trees can provide enough sawdust to cover an entire day's worth of vomit at Disneyland." "Here we are." "15201 Maple Systems Road." "Our new home." "I call this room." "I am here to welcome you on behalf of the president of the Globex Corporation:" "Me." "Try the papayas." "They're juicy and full of papain." "Makes you strong like Popeye." "Popeye, papain." "Popeye, papain." "See." "Same thing." "Same..." "Oh, forget it." "How are you?" "I'm Hank Scorpio." " Wow, my boss." " Don't call me that word." "I don't like things that elevate me above the others." "I'm just like you." "Sure, I come later in the day get paid more, take longer vacations." "But I don't like the word "boss."" " Look at my feet." " Okay." "Like those moccasins?" "There's a pair for you." "Don't like them..." "Then neither do I!" "Get the hell out of here." "Ever see a guy say goodbye to a shoe?" " Yes." "Once." " Mr. Scorpio this house is almost too good for us." "I keep expecting to get the bum's rush." "We don't have bums." "If we did, they wouldn't rush." "They'd go their own pace." "If you'll excuse me I'm in the middle of a fun run." "See you at work tomorrow." "Although, I don't really like to call it "work."" "Okay, the oven is cleaning itself." "The auto-vac's on dirt patrol." "And Maggie's enjoying her Swing-A-Majig." "I can't believe it." "I've done all my housework and it's only 9:30." "Well, better go upstairs and make sure the beds are still made." "You will notice, my new best friend, we are pretty casual around here." "Yes, sir." "I will notice that." "Very casual, Mr. Scorpion." "Don't call me "Mr. Scorpion." It's Mr. Scorpio." "Don't call me that either." "Call me Hank." "Before we continue, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?" "Let's see..." "Relax, Homer." "At Globex, we don't believe in walls." "As a matter of fact, I didn't even give you my coat." "Wow." "Having a place like this has always been my dream, Homer." "What's your dream?" " To work for you?" " Don't do that." "My butt is for sitting, not for kissing." "Now, you tell me the truth." "What's your dream?" "Your real dream?" "Someday I'd like to own the Dallas Cowboys." "Bet people laughed when you told them." " Yeah." " Homer, don't give up." "They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat." "I was the first wealthy man in America to ever do that." "Now they all do it." " Heard of Mike Milken?" " Yea..." " No." " Hi there." "How you doing?" " How you doing?" " Now, Homer." "These gentlemen will be your eyes and ears." "And should the need arise, they'll fill in for any body part." "Your job is to manage and motivate them." "Give them the benefit of your years of experience." "Don't worry." "That won't take long." "The key to motivation is trust." "Let me show you what I mean." "Close your eyes, fall backwards, and I'll catch you." "That's gonna show what trust is about." "Ready?" " All right." " Three." "Two." "One second." "Hello." "Oh, God." "A guy's on the floor." "That was a call." "Don't chalk that up to mistrust." "Yes." "What happened?" "When did that happen?" "How much of it?" "Goodness." "I'll be right up." "Homer, I gotta go upstairs." "There's a problem." "Somebody ate part of my lunch." "I'm leaving everything to you." "We're on a tight schedule." "You keep them motivated." " Are you guys working?" " Yes, sir, Mr. Simpson." "Could you work any harder than this?" "Sure thing, boss." "Hey, call me Homer." "You've got a fresh sound." "It'll play well at this school." "Hey, Bart. Do you have a best friend yet?" "Because I've been looking for someone to boss me around." "Okay, folks." "Let's do it to it." "Grammar, that is." "Everybody write down this sentence and circle the nouns." "Bart, as the newest addition to our menagerie, you have the honors." "Well, start by reading the sentence." ""Too Wentum and Jolly were..."" "So you've never learned cursive?" "Well, I know "hell" and "damn" and "bi..."" "I mean cursive handwriting." "Script." "Do you know the multiplication tables?" " Long division?" " I know of them." "You know, Bart, I think you'd profit from a more remedial environment." "I'm sure you'll feel right at home in the leg-up program." "Guess I can't complain." "Everything's perfect here." "So, what are you in for?" "I moved here from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?" "I fell off the jungle gym." "And when I woke up, I was in here." "I start fires." "Okay." "Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper." "This week I hope we can finish our work on the letter A." "Let me get this straight:" "We're behind our class and we're going to catch up to them by going slower than they are?" " Cuckoo." " Cuckoo." "Cuckoo." " Cuckoo." " Cuckoo." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Warren, Melvin, Gary, Dot, Gordy." "Look, lady, I'm supposed to be in the fourth grade." "Sounds to me like someone's got a case of the "s'posed to's."" "Warren!" "Wildflowers." "We don't have you in Springfield." "Hello, Mr. Chipmunk." "You're a northern reticulated chipmunk." "Yes, you are." "You are so reticulated." "Hi, Mrs. Owl." "You're out kind of early." "Mr. Scorpio says productivity is up 2 percent." "And it's all because of my motivational techniques." "Like doughnuts, and the possibility of more doughnuts to come." "I knew you'd do well, Homer." "Sports collectibles." "Wow, a baseball made out of Secretariat." "Tom Landry's hat." "And it's autographed." ""To Berman's Dry Cleaning." "Best wishes, Tom Landry."" " Why don't you buy it?" " I can't buy that." "Only management guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that." "Guys like me." "I'm a guy like me!" "All right, team, it's the fourth quarter." "The Lord gave us the atoms and it's up to us to make them dance." "Hey, if Tom Landry's hat doesn't motivate you, I should quit right now." "I'm sorry." "We're just a little tired, sir." "We've been pushing ourselves hard to get the reactor online." "Tired, eh?" "What you guys need is hammocks." "Hi, Homer." "What can I do for you?" "Sir, where can I get some business hammocks?" "Hammocks." "My goodness, what an idea." "Why didn't I think of that?" "Hammocks!" "Homer, there are four places." "The Hammock Hut." "That's on Third." "There's Hammocks"R"Us." " Right." " That's on Third too." " Put Your Butt There." "That's on Third." " Yes." " Swing Low Sweet Chariot." " Right." "They're all in the same complex." " The hammock complex on Third." " The Hammock District." " That's right." " Ready for the linkup, Mr. Scorpio." "Homer, one second." "I gotta take care of this." "Very important." "Be right back." "Fine." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "This is Scorpio." "I have the doomsday device." "You have 72 hours to deliver the gold or you face the consequences." "And to prove I'm not bluffing, watch this." "Oh, my God." "The 59th Street Bridge." "Maybe it just collapsed on its own." "We can't take that chance." "You always say that." "I want to take a chance." ""Collapsed on its own." You sch..." "You have 72 hours." "See you." " Back to the hammocks, my friend." " Yes." "There's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks." "The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you." "I'm just kidding." " Know who invented the hammock?" " No." "That's something for you to do." "Find that out." " Any sugar around here?" " Try in there, Homer." "Hi, Homer." "I'm keeping two of my fingers crossed you're gonna have that nuclear generator up by tomorrow." " Yes, sir." "No problemo." " Good." "By the way, Homer what's your least favorite country?" "Italy or France?" " France." " Nobody ever says Italy." " I never noticed this office before." " Why should you, it's mine." " You have any sugar around here?" " Sugar?" "Sure." "Here you go." "Sorry it's not in packages." " Want some cream?" " No." "I like me I like me" "I'm as good as I can be" "With a smile and a wave And a happy melody" "I'm as good as I..." "Hooray." "Everyone's a winner." "Oh, the whole forest is blooming." "Excuse me." "My eyes are burning." "Little chipmunk friend, I'm allergic to everything." "Ingenious, isn't it, Mr. Bont?" " Scorpio, you're totally mad." " I wouldn't point fingers, you jerk." "So do you expect me to talk?" "I don't expect anything from you except to die and be a cheap funeral." "You're gonna die now." "Stop him!" "He's supposed to die!" " Nice work, Homer." "Am I proud of you." " Well." "When you go home tonight, there's gonna be another story on your house." "Thank you." "I tackled a loafer at work today." " Say, what's with you sad sacks?" " I'm allergic to everything here." "My nose is so stuffed up, I can't even taste Mom's delicious boiled celery." "I've been so bored since we moved I've been drinking a glass of wine every day." "Doctors say you should drink a glass and a half." "But I just can't drink that much." "Well, the Simpson men are doing fine, right, Bart?" "You haven't gotten in trouble at school." "I can't get in trouble at school." "They put me in the remedial class." "I'm surrounded by arsonists and kids with mittens pinned to their jackets all year round." "Hey, Dad." "We wanna go back to Springfield." "What?" "We've got it great here." "And for the first time in my life, I'm actually good at my job." "My team is way ahead of the weather machine and germ warfare divisions." "It's up to you, Homer." "Whatever you decide, that's what we'll do." "T-minus one minute, 35 seconds." " I got a problem, Hank." " Homer, could it wait a sec, please?" "Well, it's pretty important." " Say, what's going on?" " A little trouble with the government." "Those jerks." "Always walking over the small businessman." "Don't get me started about the government." " What's the problem?" " My family wants to move to Springfield." "Let them go." "You'll stay here with me." "We'll go bowling." " What's bothering them?" " Nothing big." "It's a lot of little things." "Can't argue with the little things." "The little things make up life." "Homer, I'm disappointed, but you need to do what's best for your family." "Well, thanks for everything, Hank." "T-minus 14 seconds." " Need anything, call me." " All right." "What's the number?" "I never had to call my company." "Someone will tell you upstairs." "But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help me." "Hey, Homer." "You're missing out on some fun." "Sorry." "Let me just get my girlfriend and I'll go." "Hey, Crystal." "Wake up." "Telegram." ""Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you." "This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours." "It's not the Dallas Cowboys, but it's a start." "Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast." "Hank Scorpio."" "The Denver Broncos." "I think owning the Denver Broncos is pretty good." " Yeah, yeah." " Well, explain to me why it isn't." "You just don't understand football, Marge." "Scorpion" "He'll sting you with his dreams Of power and wealth" "Beware of Scorpion" "He's twisted twin obsessions Are his plot to rule the world" "And his employees ' health" "He'll welcome you into his lair" "Like the nobleman welcomes his guest" "With free dental care And a stock plan that helps you invest" "But beware of his generous pensions" "Plus three weeks paid vacation each year" "And on Fridays the lunchroom Serves hot dogs and burgers and beer" "He loves German beer" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"