"There are two kind of people in this world one who earn money and second who spend the money people also call them husband and wife" "marriage!" "A strange turn of life where a money maker found a money spender and few people make money from marriages like our champaklal desai he fixed 475 marriages till today he would have scored 500 marriages but since he brought his son in joint venture" "he opened many marriages joints... we will introduce you from him in few moments are you happy with this marriage?" "Yes!" "What a guy you found for us?" "Thankyou very much!" "You should be thankful to god i think groom has come let's go!" "Thankyou so much that you supported me if you won't be with me so i will never get my love either your fortune match or not but hearts must be matched and you can lie in marriage matters" "get ready!" "He is mansukh desai!" "Son of champaklal desai" "take it to tent!" "Yes!" "He is a good guy but his fortune is not getting match i will fix it" "what lie?" "Either your fortune match or not, but your heart must be matched" "may i tell you one thing?" "Which marriage i am fixing the bride's father is against love marriage but we made him fool like... that bride's father thinks it's an arrange marriage" "and you can lie in marriage matters you don't worry!" "I will handle everything i will talk to you later." "Play the music!" "What to play you have finished everything" "this marriage won't take place" "i wouldn't fix 500 marriages but you will must break 500 marriages" "you don't interfere he broke my fixed marriage papa!" "I am sorry!" "He is saying sorry if you would have said sorry before his birth that champak i am sorry i can't give you the child so i would be happy" "get out from here!" "This house doors are closed for you forever" "father is tired to fix marriages but he is not tired to break them today his game is over" "they broke the barrier our bro will break their bones" "real gold in ghee boxes you have done great job to open this yard" "black business behind white milk business close the door!" "Khiladi is back!" "Police officer!" "Get out from here!" "Panjabi never comes quite and they never go quite i have disappeared many police officers like you" "where did he go?" "Are you looking for trash?" "Then find in trash can" "you are here!" "How did i came here?" "We didn't see anything three things exist in this world but nobody have seen them" "world of ghosts true love and speed of bahattar singh" "now tell me who you are?" "Name bahattar!" "District malkan pur village tasi blessed with god and 786 on my hand" "what about gurdas pur?" "They have called up and..." "speak!" "They have refused your proposal for their daughter why nobody gives his daughter to me?" "Why are you getting upset?" "You will get a girl like... entire world will see her why entire world will see her?" "Only i will see her what about these buffalos?" "Divide them in villagers." "Divide?" "One buffalo cost is 20,000 don't argue with me we have arrested big criminals divide them in villagers they will get the milk and pray for us and we will arrest more dangerous criminals" "i will sell the yard we will open the school here" "he divide everything in people that's why people call him khiladi bhaiya." "Ask her that will she marry me?" "She is simran and she has refused 4 months earlier so why she is dancing with me am i his father's slave?" "An old lady came this morning and she said to me amol parekar give me 4 feet white cotton" "am i really looks like amol parekar?" "I have become amol parekar why you are sitting like amitach bachan of sharabi movie quit drinking." "I have quit everything since childhood when i go to school then teacher said quit school when i went to play cricket then kids said quit playing when i came out on my back then neighbour said drop me to market" "and today my dad said... leave the house" "i have opened this house for funeral stuff but i don't carry dead bodies you don't carry dead bodies" "and i couldn't handle the burden of my insult i couldn't fix one marriage" "not a single bride sat in the car cause of me... somebody control her, she is out of control" "your life will be change" "can't you see?" "You broke my car" "shut up!" "It's all happening because of you because of me?" "But i have come to marry you, you want to marry me?" "I swear!" "With indu tendulkar?" "Get lost from here" "what i am saying?" "Now you are dead!" "She is psycho!" "Did you see?" "Another groom escaped because of me yes!" "Wherever you will look groom will escape from there now tell me!" "Who did it?" "What they have done?" "He broke my car sit in the car!" "Who are you?" "I am running my shop and i was getting shave here so she hit her car here." "And you!" "I am mansukh desai!" "I screw the people tell him clearly!" "We call it marriage!" "I fix marriages," "if they are feeding us nice meal then let's have breakfast then we will take bath god won't be angry in one day... yes!" "He is t." "T!" "He is ruling mumbai underworld from 20 years but police didn't found any evidence against him it's also have a secret every witness against t." "T is disappeared you can survive from death but not from t." "T watch how t." "T deals the people tonight at 10.30 only on jago bharat t." "V" "sit!" "My name is t.t. T tatya tukaram tendulkar." "Who don't know you?" "Tell me who don't know me he will know me" "my name is not famous for nothing tatya gave me strength tendulkar gave me fame for indu's marriage... he is asking what tukaram gave you he gave me birth" "i have heard that you fix marriages yes!" "You have already seen my sister indu" "she studied from london till 10th standard till 10th standard... otherwise... now if rich people like you won't have stubborn sister then mansukh won't be here" "i will do everything for indu's marriage but i need a decent family decent!" "I know a decent family i will bring him in ten days why ten days?" "Ask him thirteen days" "when i am talking to client then don't interfere quite!" "He is my uncle jeevan he studied till 10th standard that's why he have no manners but 10th standard from dholakpur munciple school not from london munciple school anyway!" "But remember one thing." "That i need a decent family guy" "take two lac advance and mansukh!" "I don't like people who break promises you can do everything incomplete but must fulfill the promise what you gave to t." "T yes!" "I know... i watch new channel on t." "V you will get good news in ten days otherwise your bad news will come on t.v." "Find a groom in ten days otherwise after that... nobody could find you" "his name is t.t." "From train to hell we could survive from another car but t.t. Express will must ruin us learn something from your old deeds" "you have turned a strange life nor we can live nor we can die hello!" "Money counting machine!" "How would you bring the guy from that crazy girl?" "Do you know anyone?" "There is a groom!" "Only one man can handle that stubborn girl bahattar singh!" "Now who is this guy?" "Khiladi 786 few moments back me and papa went to panjab border for marriage" "i met him there" "may i take you for drive?" "Get them off!" "Are you standing on border?" "Make a mood!" "Sit!" "Do you need something else?" "Bring the glasses!" "What's my mistake!" "Will i wait for your mistake?" "What's in the truck?" "What?" "What's in the truck?" "Speak in his another ear." "He is asking what's in the truck?" "Nothing!" "It's wheat and rice sukhi!" "Sir!" "Search the truck!" "We don't need to become hero he is here!" "Get back!" "These grain bags are loaded with mobiles and watches smuggling stuff!" "I am ruined because of you again i am not dead!" "Don't beat me!" "Police officer!" "Shut up and leave!" "Punjabi never came quite not they go quite you won't be quite then tell me what will you do?" "Where is my gun?" "How it happened?" "I haven't seen anything i also didn't see anything we also didn't see anything look!" "Three things exists in this world but nobody have ever seen world of ghosts!" "True love!" "And speed of bahattar!" "His speed is also fine" "thankyou very much that you saved my life thankyou that saved my dad's life" "you are not hurt!" "Even bahattar bro's enemies herts nobody can touch him somebody would scratch to bahattar it's impossible are you married?" "What about ruddarpur?" "Did they call?" "What are they saying?" "Same story!" "They have refused with insult" "not yet!" "If you don't mind can i have your picture with your stuff!" "With bharat?" "No!" "I mean with your staff with staff!" "I am telling you bahattar singh's marriage will take place with indu, but you were saying that he is a police officer you can lie for marriage matter ticket!" "Where to go?" "Tasi!" "Tasi!" "Where you going in tasi?" "At bahattar singh house you are going to bahattar's house so i won't take ticket from you" "decent family such a decent family they have fixed the marriage this morning assume that my sister's good time is started guy is pure indian!" "Have some sweet!" "You missed the nice chance jugnu!" "Today our friendship would have turned to relationship how is that?" "Look that guy is standing in front of us" "don't let me speak anything relationship should be make with powerful people but to make with decent people have you done something else but to fraud and cheating?" "Will somebody give his daughter to you?" "You will not find a bride in india you can get the bride from canada, china for her what's your family tradition." "Wearing police uniform what i gave you you think yourself a real police officer." "I am a fake police officer but we are doing the real police job we gave the truck stuff to you." "You are not doing any favour?" "I gave you your share with honesty here is your 1.5 lacs for previous truck" "keep 50,000 more get new uniforms... congratulations to you!" "Get him!" "He is not able to free!" "Nowadays there is a fashion to slap ministers." "Today in a freedom programme in jail one prisoner azaad took the meaning of freedom that he slapped a minister on his releasing day look at this face carefully!" "It's such a naive face he is a police officer you have told me that you need a guy from decent family" "you will fix the marriage with police officer you will send me to jail" "wow!" "You were right!" "He can say anything but we are nothing you have told me that guy must be from decent family but you didn't tell me that he shouldn't be a police officer we don't need so much conditions for visa" "from which conditions you are looking for brother in law" "because of your reputation nobody is ready to make relationship with you and if you trap someone then you sister send him back" "you need a guy who should be a decent and who can take care of your sister and he is kind of that he is brave, decent his decency is famous like... his name is famous in buses not tickets." "Girls are ready to marry with him and i didn't find him easily i lied to him i lied to him for you that you are a police officer" "what?" "They asked me again what?" "So i said yes you are a police officer and you have ruined my hard work bakhtawar!" "Fire the bullet!" "First shoot jeevan then shoot me" "what did you tell them?" "That i am also a police officer." "Yes!" "I accept it!" "But... if somebody will know you lie" "when they will come?" "After 2 days... what happen?" "You looks fresh!" "T. T!" "You will have to learn the mumbai police slogan" "please!" "For indu... you can do it!" "I can't do it" "trucks are coming in 2 hours jugnu!" "Don't worry!" "You may go i am coming where are you going?" "I am going to drop them to corner" "attention!" "Which city is moving?" "You fool!" "Truck is moving cities never move" "good time is started!" "Where is he?" "How long we will celebrate your birthday in jail?" "Don't worry!" "We will celebrate my next birthday in our house i will come out so soon" "i will come on horse then we will get married and we will have honey moon in bangladesh i am hearing bangladesh from three years if it will keep going on then this time brother will get me married with a police officer" "are you threatning to azaad?" "You have my blessings." "Go and get married!" "I can't marry with him because i know that a goon's sister can marry with another goon otherwise there will be a problem when truth will reveal when they will come for proposal then tell them the truth" "so t." "T should be found in this jail" "don't worry!" "I am coming out tomorrow they are also coming tomorrow." "But they will come for sure i will also come what do you think about me?" "May i give you in written?" "You uneducated person!" "What will you write?" "Let me have the cake" "they have come in truck, thanks to god that they have come are we reached there?" "Everybody get down!" "Get him!" "I didn't do anything what's my fault?" "It's my marriage but now your marriage won't happen" "who is disturbing me?" "Yes dear!" "Will you come for long drive?" "Let's go!" "Get some sleepers!" "We are going for drive not for walk" "by the way you are fond of driving." "May i tell you one thing, i am also fond of driving but not anymore" "be carefull!" "You drive very well i can also use the gun action!" "You are like my type what do you mean?" "How did i came here?" "Speed!" "Now we have to see... that this car only could be drive" "or it could go faster" "dear!" "We are back like we were gone" "attention!" "We have decided!" "Engagement on tuesday!" "And marriage on wednesday" "i don't believe that you have done it you have fixed everything if you will go crying then you will bring the news of dead body" "we won't face any problem" "what are you doing upstairs?" "Thanks to god that i didn't go higher i am still alive tell us is there any problem" "come upstairs!" "I will tell you" "tell us what's the problem, what happen?" "Is there any problem?" "First time in love i fall in love with some girl but she insulted me who?" "That's the problem once bahattar get married then i will fix your marriage with milli really?" "I never lie get bahattar's marriage soon after that you will marry with milli i trust you now i have only one wish that bahattar should get married we shall take indu to punjab we should pay attention to our work" "you must have a problem with your duty no!" "It's not about loss we will manage the loss with two trucks now just bahattar should pay attention in his fields" "indu should take food for him and police job!" "Police should do it's job we are not the servant of police you are not police officers." "What about police job?" "Wear the uniform and become a police officer the best thing is to being a good human like these people sattar grown me up" "ekhttar taught me to use the gun and they have made my life" "now just bahattar should get married we will have to take indu to punjab and she should tell bahattar to work hard how long we will live on trucks who came from the borders if something will happen" "then i swear i would never forgive myself..." "Bahattar singh!" "What happen mansukh?" "Why are you shouting?" "You lied to me... your name is bahattar but you are a fraud... street dog could run behind the mercedes but he can't drive it what did you think?" "That i won't recognize you you must have heard that phrase which one?" "I didn't heard that phrase but i have heard that similar phrase assume it the same... and silently leave this city... punjabi never comes quite nor they go quite." "You can kill me in your dreams if it would be reality then i would drink you earlier... how?" "Who beated you?" "Bahattar... and t." "T beated me... you had mis-understanding about us and we had mis-understandingabout bahattar but don't give me a bad punishment" "your mis-understanding gave me the bad family" "i think sooner i will need my shop stuff please help me!" "We have to sacrifices in our jobs" "why would jeevan sacrifices for his sister's wedding you can sacrify you life" "fine!" "I will sacrifice but i will must fix this marriage" "and if i will become martyr to fix this marriage then at least dad will keep my photo in his house" "where are you going?" "Who you are to asking me?" "He is... everything happens from my orders in this house" "you will be engage after 3 days after today you won't go anywhere but..." "i don't want to listen anything now i just want to hear your wedding music you are getting my marriage with a lie this is wrong if one lie brings happiness in your life then i can speak thousand lies" "your future is more higher for me from any truth or lie" "my in law will be decent but my family will remain same... who told you that?" "I have decided that after your marriage i will settle down in khandala" "till yet i have demanded extortion as a mafia member but now i will become a decent man" "i want to ask a newspaper from my neighbour not under the shadow of bodyguard protection" "i want to sit under the shadow of tree in my garden you can proof the lie to truth after saying it all and i don't want to do that... i just want to get you married" "and after today you will go out when you will get married" "only 3 days are left for engagement after marriage you will be promoted and indu will become lucky for you your phone is ringing... if you are mute then why you are calling me... whose phone call was that?" "Somebody bothers me..." "i don't know who he is... it's proved from indu's face that she loves you from inside she loves from inside but why she didn't tell me" "i have passed all her test." "Now she will take my life she is shying from you you take her to some hotel take her for dinner, then look!" "Then she will show her love i am sure!" "You didn't hear that song" "what?" "He wants to tell you something tell her!" "You tell her i am feeling shy... he wants to take disco" "disco!" "Yes!" "Hello!" "It's azaad!" "I am at home." "What are you doing at home?" "Am i mad who came out for you listen to me!" "We have guests at home she is talking about you that we have guests i didn't tell anyone to pick me up i thought indu will come to pick me up now will i come from the bus?" "You come here right now!" "I have told you i have a problem i have a problem with fly and you are telling me your family problems are you coming or not?" "We will get marry today, today!" "Why you are giving loud reaction?" "Do you love me?" "Yes!" "I do love... she is talking about you that she loves you to her friend" "you come here right now!" "When to leave?" "At 9." "You may leave!" "Will she come?" "She will must come." "Let's go!" "I shouldn't stood their alone we will meet at 9.30 come on time" "this time he is really gone" "bahattar!" "Who will take me down?" "Where did you stuck?" "I have told you to take the car i can't go in that small car turck is the man's ride i will go in truck." "Do some work!" "Have you gone mad?" "What's my fault?" "Will i wait for your fault?" "Where is jailor?" "I am here!" "Under the table?" "That's why public always says that police works under the table no!" "Actually you shot that bullets by the way who are you?" "Bahattar singh!" "Punjab police!" "I have to encounter the criminal who slapped our minister." "As per minister's special request i have to encounter him but he is azaad!" "He is free?" "But i have found out from minister's office that he is in jail no!" "I mean his name is azaad!" "Joke with punjab police... you are joking with punjab police no problem!" "Call him i will kill him one minute!" "As a police officer you must have known that you need a paper to take some prisoner out" "where is the paper?" "What was that?" "Speed of punjab police and your paper" "not this paper i read punjabi newspaper if you want to read maharashtra times then order it" "paper to encounter of azaad" "did you ever heard about any paper of illegal encounter so what kind of jailor you are?" "But... now i understand!" "I can understand people like you you are that person who are fond of to publish the name in newspapers" "you can perform this encounter your photo will be published what about me?" "I am already famous encounter not from here it should be done from there sure!" "Yes!" "Are you calling him or i should bring him here if you want i should bring a cup of tea for you" "bring him here!" "Kill him!" "Did you call me?" "Don't think it's a tooth brush it's not for brushing teeth it's for cleaning brain come with me" "open your mouth" "one minute!" "Listen his speech!" "What mistakes and sins you have committed" "that's what you had to say let's go!" "Otherwise he will kill me from his orders he is reformed" "i am sorry but late" "why are you firing bullets?" "Because punjabi never come quite nor they go quite" "i am a free man" "i have told you" "why you are saying thanks?" "I can vaccant the entire jail for your happiness get back!" "You released me from the jail meet me later i will give you lot of money" "i gave you taj mahal you think your self shah jehan" "forgive me if possible!" "Why are you appologising?" "It's a god's wish" "god gave me the blessings but he forgot to give me the love" "you didn't tell me that you dance very well you never gave me a chance" "when i met you first time you threw vaas on me then you aim the gun on me then you took me to car to afraid me, it's done!" "One minute!" "You didn't left any chance you have insulted me alot in disco you go to disco in truck" "and a truck who have all the colors don't insult the trucks... truck is the punjabi's pride i am telling you the truth we earn money from those trucks how is that?" "You are a police officer nobody makes the police officer of 12th standard failure and by the way i do the police job as much smuggling stuff came from the border i got that stuff and give it to police i am serving the country" "forget it either he is police officer or not, you are not a police officer." "It doesn't make any difference to you you are not marrying with a commissioner goon's sister will marry with another goon not with a commissioner who is the goon?" "Her brother t.t. Who else?" "What are you looking at her?" "T. T needed a decent family so he made you fool wearing police uniform" "tell him the truth" "is he telling the truth t." "T is not a police officer i am asking you t." "T is a police officer or not you didn't tell me that you are not a police officer what would happen if i told you" "so!" "Nothing!" "Enough of your drama!" "What's this way to talk?" "Can't you see i am talking to him you have no manners." "You will teach me manners" "he was trying to beat you that's why you did right!" "Let's go to house." "Yes!" "Our house!" "Kid have know that he was insisting for a useless and cheap toy... to get your son's marriage you people have lied to me" "you people should have sink down and die calm down!" "Before blammimg others look at yourself you call your self police officer i know which police officer you are mansukh told me everything you are not a police officer but a goon" "i was already told you that he is a goon but nobody was listening to me" "you will have to regret for that you have done many big crimes but you are doing this cheap thing after wearing mumbai police uniform why did you do that?" "I was helpless because my sister... wouldn't find any guy from a decent family" "by the way i didn't lied mansukh told me to lie so i said it" "that azaad has kidnapped the priest and indu sister too... why did you kidnap me?" "They have to take one round now you have to attend my rounds" "azaad!" "Let me go!" "Otherwise it won't be better for you what bahattar will do with me?" "May i have to tell you that?" "Try to remember!" "Azaad speaking!" "Send 200 more guys immediately" "here comes our marriage tent" "how did he reached here before us?" "When did he over take us?" "I didn't see that three things exist in the world but you will never see them family of ghosts true love" "and his speed" "do you remember what i have told you?" "I will give you lot of money i didn't said that i will give you my stuff" "she is not a stuff she is my wife." "What wife?" "I know the counting one round is left that's why you are still alive." "Let indu jee go!" "Indu jee!" "Why would i mess with you?" "My men are enough for you" "it's waiting for us we have to take rounds." "Azaad!" "He will come and ruin the entire game" "why are you touching my feet?" "Congratulations for first wedding" "papa!" "I thought you are wasted piece of glass but you are a diamond" "live 100 years and get 1.25 lacs marriages but others... i want to get you married with a decent family" "but today i have known that decent family is that... who have only love" "and this family have lot of love go!" "Be happy!"