"(dramatic music)" "[Man] There are several problems that we need to solve here." "The first is how we proceed to sell the Buddha." "The second is who the potential buyers are." "Will the museums buy it or the private collectors?" "Besides, we are the elders of this village." "It will be a grave problem if the villagers find out about our plan now." "Yes, that's right." "I do agree with you there, so I've been giving the matter some thought." "Instead of doing it ourselves, why don't we hire some professionals to do the job, as I do believe they'd have a much better chance to get it." "I must say his plan sounds much better to me." "The plan will not cut down our risk, but it will get us the Buddha in the end, won't it?" "Well, if you both feel that we should hire professionals to do the job for us, then I feel we might as well do it your way." "I suggest we give the assignment to the Black Ninja force, since we know their work." "Come on." "Shh." "What are you waiting for?" "Let's go." "Shh." "You heard what they said." "Yeah." "You know where it is?" "Yeah." "Well, what are we waiting for?" "Waiting for someone else to do the dirty work for us." "What the hell are you talking about?" "They're gonna steal the Buddha, so what we have to do is steal from them." "Ah, not bad, dad." "That's the last time, don't ever call me dad." "But you're my father." "(exhaltant music)" "Our worst nightmare has come true." "The Buddha has been stolen." "It has to be the work of the Black Ninjas." "I saw one of them last night." "The Black Ninja force, but how do they know that we keep the Buddha here?" "One of our people must be a traitor." "We need it back before the mid-spring celebration, otherwise the Gods will be mad, and, as a result, havoc will fall on our village now." "(electronic music)" "Hey, someone's coming." "Get down." "What the hell." "You're gonna kill him with that?" "Try this." "What?" "This one will make the ninja give the Buddha to us, I'm sure." "(gun firing)" "(groaning)" "[Ninja] Alright, you better come out now." "Oh, I think we better do what he says." "Hey, excuse me." "Hey, are you delivering the Buddha to us?" "[Ninja] Give you the Buddha, are you crazy?" "The Buddha, hand it over." "[Ninja] I'll take your heads in exchange for it then." "Ah, Jeff, fix him up, my boy." "Me?" "Yes, you, go on." "(laughing)" "Hold it, hold it." "Give me a hand." "Look at him, he's starting to slow down." "The drug is taking effect." "(groaning)" "Four, three, two, one, times up, let's get him." "Bastard should be just about out." "(shouting)" "What's the matter, son?" "Go and get him." "But, dad, he's too tough for me." "He's too tough, dad." "You can do it, I know you can." "I can't, I can't." "Okay, I'll blow him away." "(exploding)" "Dad, over there." "(gun firing)" "Oh, hey, he's getting away with the Buddha." "Why can't you learn to fight, son?" "You're such a little wimp, aren't you?" "Get up, go on, let's go." "Help me up, dad." "No." "Hey, wait for me." "Well, come on." "Me-moo, I hope this mid-spring festival comes soon." "I want to see San-chee, you know I miss her so much." "You know, it's just a couple of months though." "Then I think we should go visit her, alright?" "Just ask him, Tah-she will tell you." "Can we go, huh?" "You want to go visit San-chee?" "The city is pretty far away." "So, you should know very well that it will cost us a lot of money to go there." "There's no way we can make such a huge amount of money." "What about the money Nee-ko has though?" "That's our education fund." "We can make the money back." "Nee-ko's our guardian, I don't think he'll just let us go and take out the money like that." "That's unfair, the money belongs to us though." "Practicing yoga, we better not disturb them." "Let's go." "You know something Mee-mo," "I've never been to the city myself." "Oh, then you should ask permission from Nee-ko to let us go." "Well, how about we just try our luck?" "Count me in." "Shh." "(groaning)" "You guys are supposed to be in school right now." "I bet you guys a buck, that you just stepped out of school without telling your teacher." "We've been thinking, we just want to hear about your idea." "Heng, this is important to us." "Yeah, we were thinking of going into the city, alright?" "The city, huh?" "Well, I've never been to the city either." "Why there?" "It's like this, we want to visit our sister San-chee, that's all." "She's working in the city." "She only comes here once a year or so." "You want to go and visit her?" "You know something, our sacred statue was stolen last week and you guys want to go and fool around in the city." "You guys should spend more time thinking about how to recover the statue instead of playing around." "(groaning)" "Sir, the statue could have been taken to the city." "We can find out." "Maybe, it's possible you're right, but how are you gonna get the statue back from the Black Ninjas, have you thought about that?" "Don't tell me you're gonna buy it from them, huh?" "We'll use his karate." "We'll use his Kung Fu." "They're right." "Come on, get up, show me what you've got." "(farting)" "Mee-mo, you still want to fight?" "I think you better quit." "Hey, I want to get my savings back, that's all." "Go get him, huh." "Listen, if you really want to go to the city, then I suggest you walk." "How do we get to San-chee's office from here?" "Well, she told me something about her office being located in the downtown district." "Hey, downtown district, where's that, huh?" "Geez, I don't know where it is either, but I guess it must be close by." "That's right, I don't think it can be too far away from here." "Oh, what's that?" "Golly gee whiz, those are our pictures." "I think it must mean Nee-ko wants us back at the village by going to the police, we must be careful." "(cars honking)" "What are we doing here, dad?" "Just relax." "I have to be in the gym, I can't miss my workout." "You're always thinking of your muscles, meathead." "Come on, what are we gonna do, dad?" "Don't call me dad again." "Lou." "Alright, alright, Mel." "You're much too dumb to deal with the Black Ninjas, leave 'em to me." "Shit." "You just shut up." "I don't need problems." "Shit, what are we gonna do here now?" "Oh, well, well, well, if you got it in the first place, we wouldn't be here." "You're telling me, whose idea was it to get it in the first place?" "Well, that's why we're here." "I've called a friend of mine." "She's gonna meet us here." "I think she's probably the one who can balance the force of the Black Ninja." "Oh." "She must be quite good." "No shit, my boy." "Does my friend's figure ring a little bell for you?" "Wow, what a babe." "What's she can do with the ninja." "Idiot, she is a ninja." "A ninja?" "Let me introduce you Tur-ko." "This is my partner." "Come on, say hello." "Hi, Miss Ninja, how's it going?" "Pretty good, and how are you?" "She's fine Tur-ko." "We need your help." "Now, lady, we're in need of your help." "Okay, let's hear it." "We have a priceless antique statue which has been stolen by the Black Ninja." "Black Ninja?" "What do they look like?" "They're all black." "Oh, sounds like Black Ninja to me." "So, do you know where to find them?" "Maybe, I'll find out." "About your service, my dear, what's it gonna cost me?" "Ah, we split whatever you get for the Buddha, and I need a gun, can you handle that?" "No problem." "You can have mine." "Okay, you'll get your stuff." "Okay." "You see that man over there who dresses like us?" "I think he can probably tell us where San-chee is, don't you think?" "Hey, let's go and ask him, come on." "Alright, let's go." "Tah-she, what if he works for Nee-ko?" "He can send us back to the village, can't he?" "Do you think the three of us can beat him up Tah-she?" "We have to try." "We can always brush inside the building, that's what we'll do if we can't beat him." "Come on." "Huh?" "And who are you?" "Good day, mister." "Excuse me mister, we're looking for a girl named San-chee and we were wondering if you could help us." "Oh, I like your new costumes a lot." "Alright, you guys, you must be the new workers here, taking over my shift, right?" "No, we're not." "We're from far away and we're here to look for our sister." "Your sister?" "Well, if you want to find your sister, you should put an ad in the newspaper." "That would be much easier." "They got our pictures in the newspaper already." "You saw it, didn't you?" "Well, if your pictures are in the newspaper, then you know what I think?" "I think all of you have just run away from home." "Oh, so you do work for Nee-ko." "I knew you were no good the minute I saw you." "How dare you." "Right, you're gonna get it now, I tell you." "You guys have asked for it." "You're gonna see me fight soon, if you dare." "Come on, right." "I'm gonna let you have a taste of my drunken sword technique." "(groaning)" "Well, gosh, look at that." "They look just like us." "Go closer." "Let's go." "I think I look better than him, don't you?" "That kid looks like me." "I think I want to talk to him." "Hey, hey wait." "Look, they do the same thing we do, so we better be careful, alright." "They must be spies from Nee-ko, they must not get us." "Huh?" "So, it looks like they're ready to fight too, so we better get ready before they get us." "(glass breaking)" "We got 'em." "It's a stupid trick from Nee-ko." "But, we're too smart to fall into his trap." "Let's go." "(water running)" "(shrieking)" "Oh, get out of here." "(screaming)" "(gasping)" "Are we safe now?" "That was a close call." "But, we didn't do anything." "Why did she yell at us like that, huh?" "I don't know." "(shouting and whistle blowing)" "There's more of Nee-ko's men coming." "We better get out of here." "Come back here." "Stay where you are." "(whistle blowing)" "Don't move." "Where do you think you're going?" "Do you hear me, come here." "Wait, you." "Hey, come back here." "Come here you, come back here." "Right, we've got you captured now." "Come here." "Come on." "Come on, we've got you." "I'm so tired now." "Let's get the heck out of here." "(moaning)" "[Ron-dee] Guys, where are you?" "[Tak-tee] Hey, Ron-dee." "(crying)" "Hey." "Come on." "How could you leave me behind like that?" "Don't you ever leave me behind again." "We thought we'd lost you." "(shouting)" "[Man] Get out of there." "Don't take too long." "Hey, what are you looking at?" "Hey." "What's going on, huh?" "Perverts." "Look at these guys, are they clowns or something, huh?" "(laughing)" "What do you want from us?" "Your ass, man, your ass." "We don't wanna fight." "So just get the heck out of here." "(screaming)" "(cheering)" "You're dead." "Oh, sorry." "(slapping)" "(applauding)" "After him." "Let's get out of here." "(cheering)" "Oh, you're good for nothing." "(dramatic music)" "Those kids are pretty good." "Oh." "Mel, what should we do with that Buddha?" "We haven't got it yet." "How much do you think we could get?" "Uh, a couple of million, maybe." "A million, my God." "Yeah, we'll be rich." "But, who'd pay a couple of million for a piece of shit." "Let me check with my computer." "(beeping)" "Fine art collector, no." "Thomas Crocker, President of Gemco." "Ah, cannot be, he's dead." "I'd better find a good prospect, or we're talking bankruptcy." "Ah, he could be our man." "He'll be interested in the Buddha." "Terry Goldberg, antique collector and multi-millionaire." "Right, let's give him a call." "Yeah." "Hello, is Mr. Goldberg there?" "My name is Mel Friendster." "Well, I have something that I'm sure you'll find extremely desirable, namely the Buddha." "Where?" "Put that thing down." "Where did you say, Mr. Goldberg?" "Sure, Mr. Goldberg." "Put it down." "What is it, Mel?" "An exploding bullet." "What's it for?" "It explodes." "Oh." "Now, just be a good boy and leave things alone." "Now, I just called Terry Goldberg." "He wants to meet and see the statue." "Yeah, alright." "We're gonna be rich." "Boy, does that look good." "Yeah, I'm starving too." "I bet the foods are delicious." "I would love to go in there right now, but, too bad we don't have any money on us at all." "Hello." "I was just wondering if you'd like to make some money for me." "I want some people to deliver a document for me." "How much do we get?" "We would like to work for you, sir." "We can start working any time." "Oh, that would be so good." "The job is very simple." "All you have to do is deliver some documents, there's nothing to it." "Come on, let's go inside." "Tah-she, it would be good to make some money right now." "Yeah, we can even buy a present for San-chee." "Yeah, you're right." "There." "Come on." "I hope you enjoy it." "Hey, come on, don't be shy, have a bun." "Come on." "That's it." "Come on you two." "(gasping)" "(music slowing)" "Listen, how about we start our business right now?" "Is that alright with you guys?" "You've paid us our salary already, just tell us what you want us to do." "What are you saying, you'll be paid a lot more than buns." "Listen up guys, all you have to do is listen to my instructions." "[All] No problem, we'll do whatever you say." "Good, very good." "Alright, from now on, we're partners." "(laughing)" "I'm not going any further." "Bare-e-ah, I don't like your idea at all." "Besides, we should let master decide." "Come on, don't be stupid." "We can both share the Buddha." "What the hell are you talking about?" "We'll never betray the Black Ninja Force." "Come on, I think the statue's prestigious enough to justify the risk." "I'm tired of all this bullshit." "I'm not gonna talk to you anymore." "You're not taking that Buddha with you." "No way." "(dramatic music)" "Are you out of your mind?" "I'm gonna tell master." "You won't be able to tell master, 'cause you're gonna die." "Who are you?" "[Ninja] It doesn't matter who I am." "The path is the Buddha." "(laughing) Who the hell do you think you are?" "You must be crazy." "Now, it's your partner's turn." "This way please." "Hey, where's the boss?" "Upstairs." "Well, go and ask him to come down, quick." "Oh, yes sir." "Hey, Francis, you still remember the three kids?" "Well, I met them on the street again today and they're here now." "Tah-she, I don't feel too comfortable here, it gives me the creeps." "They all look like bad guys, like in the comic strips." "I don't think it really matters." "We work for Ang, but not for the other characters." "We can refuse to work for them, you know." "All we have to do is pay back the money we owe to Ang." "They're all from the countryside and I think they're all very naive." "They're the perfect couple to do the delivery for us." "(laughing) I'm dying to meet these young heroes here." "Hey boss, these are the three kids that we saw in the park yesterday." "Oh, really." "That's wonderful." "I'll introduce myself first." "I'm the owner of this restaurant." "Dono Beatrix is my name." "(laughing) Hello." "(laughing)" "Young people, won't you please come with me." "We can talk in my office." "[Ang] See you three later, enjoy yourselves." "Don's really an opportunist, isn't he?" "He'll grab whoever he can use." "Yeah, with a bust like that, we can all just sit back and relax." "(laughing)" "At least now we don't have to do things ourselves." "Hey you, show yourself." "Why are you in such a hurry?" "How did you know I was here?" "Master sent me here to help you to get the Buddha." "Barry, betrayed the Black Ninja." "He wanted to take the statue for himself." "A strange ninja came up." "I escaped while they were fighting." "Well, did you see his face?" "No, I only know he was a very skillful ninja." "Now I'm here, you don't need to worry anymore." "Let me take care of the Buddha." "(dramatic music)" "Who are you?" "What's wrong with you Chris?" "I'm your friend Tur-ko." "You're not afraid of me, are you?" "No Tur-ko, don't get me wrong." "I didn't know nothing." "I won't tell him anything." "Sorry Chris." "Only a dead man can't talk." "Master won't forgive a traitor." "You can't get away." "Hey San-chee, I saw three weird guys yesterday, they were beating up a guy downtown." "Oh, can I see the pictures please, come on, huh?" "I was passing by in my car when I saw them beating up this doorman here." "Hey, aren't they the ones in the poster?" "What?" "My God." "Hey, it is them." "Where is this place, huh?" "Well, that's the downtown swimming pool." "They're all my brothers." "I didn't know they were coming into town now." "Oh." "(dramatic music)" "That man looks like a bad guy to me." "He's our client." "So, now why don't you go over there." "He'll take you to the warehouse." "Let's go." "(dramatic music)" "I wonder, how long is this gonna take, huh?" "Do you think we'll be back in time to watch TV?" "Yeah, I'm sure." "(whistling)" "Good morning, Mr. To-sa." "We're the representative for Mr. Don Beatrix." "Why doesn't he come here himself?" "Is he afraid or something?" "No, just very busy." "Hey, GI Joe's almost on." "Shut up, will ya." "(laughing)" "You guys can get in the car." "[All] Oh, right, yes sir." "Tah-she, what do you think's inside this briefcase?" "I don't know." "Ang said they're just some business documents, that's all." "But, why is it so heavy?" "Don't complain." "How'd it go?" "Very good." "Those kids don't know what's inside the briefcase." "(laughing)" "It's perfect." "Good." "But, boss, there's just one little thing." "When I was driving, I noticed a woman in a white car following me." "Really?" "(dramatic music)" "Yeah, she's the one." "I think she's either a cop or somebody who works for Brooklyn." "What do we do about her?" "We can't afford to let her mess up our plans." "Hey lady, who do you work for, and why did you follow my man back here?" "I'm only a newspaper reporter." "I saw my brothers in his car, and that's the only reason I followed here." "You said your brothers." "You mean to tell me those three kids are your brothers?" "Yes, that's right, they are all my brothers." "I think they were coming to visit me." "I beg you, you must not do anything to hurt them, alright?" "Your brothers are working for me, you got that?" "You can have them back after they have finished with my business, do you understand me?" "They don't know what kind of trouble they've got themselves into." "You don't look very straight." "You must be doing something that's against the law." "I'm going to the police." "Police?" "Let me tell you, I'll kill your brothers if you tell anyone about it." "Please, please don't hurt my brothers." "Sure I won't." "Ang, why don't you take our lady-friend upstairs to her room." "Get some men, make sure she doesn't go away." "Sure boss." "Alright men, take her." "No, oh no, no, please, oh no." "Please sit down." "Brooklyn will be here very shortly." "Brooklyn, it's good to see you." "Tur-ko, it's been a month already, don't you have the Buddha yet?" "No need to worry Brooklyn, you seem a bit impatient, don't you?" "(laughing)" "How else should I feel?" "I've waited for it all my life." "Well, I think that this will surprise you." "(dramatic music)" "This is so incredible." "It's more beautiful than I suspected." "John, you can give Tur-ko her check right now, alright?" "Right." "Thank you." "Thank you for bringing us the sacred statue." "Please come with me." "Super." "They all work for the black market, they're all gangsters." "I can't believe it." "Hmm, devils." "It looks like we've been had." "We were fools." "We helped the gangsters deliver their merchandise right into the black market." "Tah-she, they'll probably sell the Buddha in the black market." "I think that's possible." "So, we have to think of a way to get the statue back." "Mmm, let's go do it." "We don't know who has the statue yet, but there are two possibilities, that's either Brooklyn or Don Ing, they should know something." "He'll talk." "Go." "For." "It." "Hi." "So, you guys did the job for me." "Was it as easy as I said?" "What are you guys staring at me for?" "Well, what's wrong?" "What is up?" "What's wrong with you guys?" "Wait a minute, you can't do anything to me." "Hey, what are you doing?" "What are you gonna do to me?" "I did nothing for you." "You used us to do your dirty work for you, that's what you did, you bastard." "You're a liar." "Tell us who stole the Buddha from our temple." "I don't know what you're talking about, guys." "I don't know about any Buddha." "I don't know anything, alright guys?" "We'll remind you then." "You'll know." "No, please, no." "I beg you, don't hit me anymore, please." "No, don't hit me." "You tell me where the Buddha is, you got that?" "Yeah, I'll tell you, I know, I know." "Alright." "Then you can take us there." "(moaning)" "(groaning)" "Hurry up." "Tell Don Beatrix to come down right now." "What's going on here?" "I only have one question to ask you, you or Brooklyn, which one of you stole the Buddha from our village?" "Alright, I want that statue too, and if Brooklyn has the statue, then you go and steal it back." "(laughing)" "You got your answer, now let go of me." "(groaning)" "How dare you do that." "You show me no respect, you'll regret it." "I'm not one to mess with." "Fix 'em up." "(dramatic music)" "Those kids are good fighters." "Go bring their sister down." "Yes." "Tah-she." "Oh, San-chee." "Sister." "It's San-chee." "Ron-dee." "Your sister is in my hands." "If you want to keep your sister alive, then you better listen to what I say, or else I will kill her." "You slime ball, this has nothing to do with my sister." "Release her and we can talk." "You're bugging me." "You want your sister back?" "Then go bring me that Buddha." "Tah-she, don't listen to him." "He won't dare to hurt me." "So, what do you say my friends?" "Do we have a deal or not?" "Don't do it, don't do what he said." "Relax, I won't do anything to your sister, as long as you do whatever I say." "You're nothing but a pig." "Why don't you kill me right now, pig." "Jumped up hussy." "(slapping)" "(crying)" "Ron-dee, don't cry." "I'm alright." "I miss you." "We wanted to see you, so we came here." "Ron-dee, I know you meant good, but the city's a dangerous place." "Right, don't cry anymore." "I didn't cry." "I only did it to fool them." "Huh?" "You think you're smart, but you'll never get away from me." "Me and Mee-mo will take care of these guys, you and San-chee get away from here right now." "Kill them, don't let them get away." "Come on, finish them off." "Keep going men, you can do it." "Get after them, go get them." "Dammit, where the hell is Tur-ko?" "It's been a week already." "It's been more than a week." "That was embarrassing to call off the appointment with Terry Goldberg." "I swear, I won't call him again." "Hey mister, parcel for ya." "A parcel?" "Here?" "Damn right." "Sign here." "Where?" "There." "Idiot." "Parcel, wonder where from?" "Thanks." "Go." "It's from Tur-ko." "Open it up dad." "You open it." "It's from Tur-ko, look." "Quickly now." "Shit." "Hmm, what's wrong?" "It seems like a fake one, not even gold." "Let me look." "God damn it." "Shit, we got a fake." "It's not shit, it's wood." "I tell you." "Wha?" "I wonder if this thing has historical value?" "It does look like the real thing." "She tricked us." "Nah, no way." "That wood worth anything?" "Of course, it's an antique." "I'm going to sell it." "Call Goldberg again, he may still be interested." "I'm not calling Goldberg, no way." "You spineless slump of muscle, I'll call him." "Alright dad, we're gonna be rich." "I told you not to call me dad, you lumphead." "We'll meet our perspective buyer." "Cross your fingers lumphead." "Right dad." "(dramatic music)" "Ow." "Hey, hey, shh." "Come on." "(dramatic music)" "That's locked." "What do we do now?" "[Ron-dee] Go find another way." "You." "Who sent you guys here?" "The Buddha belongs to us now." "Get them." "Oh, what a nice move." "Oh, yeah." "(dramatic music)" "(dramatic music)" "Oh, Madame Brooklyn." "Just look at yourself, you're useless." "Look at them, they're only kids, but you can't beat them up." "So San, where were you when they stole my Buddha?" "Sorry ma'am." "Oh yeah, well, listen, the sacred Buddha rightfully belongs to us." "The statue belongs to me, I bought it." "A woman ninja named Tur-ko sold the statue to me." "I didn't ask her where it originally came from." "It really belongs to you." "You can have it back." "I'll just cancel the deal." "Hi, I'm Jim." "How are you doing Mr. Goldberg?" "Glad to meet you, Jim." "My partner Mel." "Hello young fellow." "Would you like a cigarette, huh?" "Huh?" "Ho, ho, ho, you can relax, we're all gentlemen here." "Getting right to business," "I hear you've got the Buddha." "Do you have it here now?" "Yes, but, what's more important, do you have the money on you?" "Sure." "To be honest, I doubted you ever had the Buddha, otherwise, why didn't you show up a long time ago." "Hmm, well, we're here now." "Come on." "So, what do you want, hmm?" "My friends, please don't joke with me." "This is not the Buddha." "What the hell are you talking about?" "The Buddha is made of solid gold, not scrap wood." "You thought I'd pay a million for a piece of wood?" "You're out of your mind." "Bullshit, man, this is the real Buddha." "The gold one is a fake." "Who are you trying to kid here?" "There's no way I'll pay all that money for a piece of wood." "You two are crazy." "Oh, fine, Mr. Goldberg." "Give me back the statue." "There are plenty of people who want to buy it." "Come on." "See ya." "Freeze." "Mel, where's the fucking gun?" "Sorry, I left it in the car." "Give me back my money." "Okay, okay, I have the real Buddha." "It's in the back of the car." "Okay, no more games." "I want that statue back now." "(nervously laughing)" "Well, you know," "I thought I had the Buddha, but I don't appear to have it." "Well, I'm sorry." "Here's your money, Mr. Goldberg." "He can have the money back." "You can keep the statue too, if you like." "You must think I'm fucking stupid." "No one fucks with me." "Waste him." "Hey dad." "(gun firing)" "Meathead, let him go." "Get back here, come on, come on." "Right here." "Hey pal, I changed my mind." "I think I deserve all the money." "Now, well, I agree with you." "Let me have the briefcase." "You can have all the money." "Here, take it." "Come on Jeff, let's get in the car." "You're stupid." "(dramatic music)" "I really hate con men." "(tires squealing)" "Out of the car." "What are you doing?" "Move it." "No, ah." "(phone ringing)" "Hello?" "[Man] (laughing) How you doing kid?" "Is San-chee not home yet?" "Just who the heck is this?" "[Don] Oh, you don't recognize my voice?" "It's your boss, Don Beatrix." "Your sister's with me now." "You want her back, then bring me that statue." "Right, how do I know you're telling the truth?" "[Don] (laughing) Listen for yourself." "[San-chee] Help me." "[Don] Don't think I'm kidding here." "You know something kid?" "Your sister's not too bad looking (laughing)." "If you want her back in one piece, then you better take the statue to Lincoln Park tomorrow morning." "Come along, or else, hear me?" "They just kidnapped San-chee." "They want us to bring the Buddha." "(dramatic music)" "Hello again." "Thanks for bringing the statue to us." "Alright, listen, give me the briefcase if you want your sister." "How do we know that you'll honor your words?" "Let me see her first." "You can forget it otherwise." "Show 'em." "Tough guys, huh?" "You think you can use them to scare us?" "(dramatic music)" "Let's go." "Right." "The statue is right here, so, where's my sister?" "(laughing) Your sister's perfectly fine." "Of course I brought her here." "Some of my men are about to bring her out for you." "[All] Sister." "Brothers." "Alright, let me see the statue now." "It's not yours yet, you pig." "Alright, show him the Buddha." "Hmm, it looks genuine enough to me." "Alright, you kids hand over that statue, and I'll give you your sister back." "[Both] Sister." "Tah-She." "San-Chee, I was so worried." "Don't worry, I'm alright." "I knew that you guys would come and save me." "Of course we'd come and save you." "I guess we don't need that stupid statue anyway, right?" "Right, let's go." "Wait." "The statue belongs to our village." "If the elders find out that you exchanged the statue for me, they'll expel us from the village forever." "Oh, but where can we go if they kick us out?" "Yeah, I don't wanna live in the city." "I don't either." "I've got a way." "Go." "Wait a minute." "Got to give us back the statue before you can leave." "Huh?" "Are you crazy?" "That statue rightfully belongs to me now." "You guys can just forget about it." "I gave it to you, just because I wanted to save my sister San-chee, not that she's safe, I want the statue back." "If you're smart, you'll hand over the Buddha." "Can you take care of this Ang?" "I think so, we stand a pretty good chance." "A deal is a deal." "You can't eat your words like that." "Hey, come on." "You never learn." "Alright, I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget." "Ron-Dee." "You kids are a pain in the ass." "I want them taken care of, now." "Hey boss, I'll take care of them." "Here, I'll show you guys." "You'll see who you're dealing with." "Who do you think you are?" "Maybe not." "You guys go ahead." "Francis, do me a favor, will you go ahead and straighten it out?" "Oh, God damn it, Francis, be a pal." "Oh, God." "Here, go." "Go on." "Do it." "(laughing)" "(dramatic music)" "Hey you, give it back." "Hey, no." "Francis, pick up that money after you've beat them up, not now." "Shit." "Give me the Buddha, if you know what's good for you." "Come on Don, just let me have it back." "Freeze." "(gun firing)" "Alright." "Alright, you're not gonna get out of this one, you're all gonna die, alright." "You're finished now." "(gun misfiring)" "Keep away, all of you." "His gun is jammed, that's all." "He's just trying to scare us." "Oh, piece of shit." "Where the hell did you get that shit from?" "Get them." "(punching)" "Get them." "(growling)" "Hey, wait a minute." "(laughing)" "(laughing)" "[All] Huh?" "(laughing)" "Let me have the Buddha back." "Here." "Oh, no." "Look, the big boss wet his pants." "What's so funny about that?" "We might piss in our pants when we say Nee-ko." "Goodbye, we're leaving." "Goodbye." "(triumphant music)" "(crying)" "I bet this will help him to get up." "One, two, three." "[All] The money." "Money?" "Money?" "(laughing)" "(shouting)" "(laughing)" "(dramatic music)" "Come on." "Watch where you're going." "[Tur-ko] Well hello there." "Oh, shit." "The bitch of bitches." "[Tur-ko] You know what I'm here for." "You want the money, right?" "Well, hang on little lady, don't get excited." "Let's talk about this." "How about we split this, you meathead and me?" "[Tur-ko] No." "Well, how about two ways, you and me." "Hey, what the fuck is this?" "Tur-ko, how about I give you all the money, and you don't kill us." "[Tur-ko] I have to see the money first." "Well, here you go." "[Tur-ko] Don't move." "(laughing)" "(tires squealing)" "(exploding)" "Jesus, she's got the ninja bomb." "(gun firing)" "Come on." "Remember, this is your handy gun." "It's been really useful, right?" "Yeah, you're right." "It is his gun, you're right." "Tur-ko, the money's in the trunk of the car." "You don't need to tell me," "I've already seen it." "(gun misfiring)" "(laughing)" "And now, I'm going to play a game with you guys." "Okay, now, two friends who have a choice, they either both die, or one of them can walk away alive." "Who?" "I give one of you a gun, and the other one a bullet." "Whoever wins, possesses both the gun and the bullet." "He must then kill the other one, and he'll walk away alive." "Here you are lambbrain." "Go and shoot away, go on." "(laughing)" "I'm sorry Mel, but why should we both die?" "You've got one shot, make it clean, okay?" "Don't worry, you taught me how to shoot." "Well, go and shoot." "You have a nice life." "Jeff?" "You don't understand, do it." "Come on, just pull the trigger." "Come on, you've got to do it." "I can't, I can't, you're my father." "You can't fail me now." "I'm dying for both of us." "(laughing)" "Think about it Jeff, you can live on for the both of us." "I'm not afraid, Jeff, but you can shoot and stay alive." "Now, go on, shoot, and just walk away." "No, I can't." "I can't shoot my father." "Oh, my son, my son." "I guess I have to give you a hand." "(clicking)" "Oh, dad." "You fucking cock-sucking, motherfucking bitch." "I can't believe I killed my father." "I'll get you." "I don't deserve to live." "Oh, what a guy." "What a good son." "You have my respect, Jeff." "Goodbye, Jeff." "Alright, but you have to shoot me in the back." "(exploding)" "Jeff, help." "Damn you, you almost got me killed, you son of a bitch." "You're chickenshit boy." "You ain't got no balls, dad." "Got no balls?" "Yeah." "(arguing)"