"original translator from Da in Eng ~ Christina Witting Estrup ~ ( Prima Vista )" "Listen... one that took place a long time ago - stood in the centre of the world." "land of the gods of the Vikings." "king of the gods - god of thunder." "in Valhalla   the greatest castle of all." "Here they received the worship of mortal men   which gives strength and life to gods." "Odin surveyed the three worlds - he sent out his ravens." "To gather news from faraway lands." "Beyond the land of Utgard   home of the race of trolls whom men called giants   the lords of darkness and chaos... land of humankind." "Home of proud Vikings and industrious farmers." "the gods went to Midgard   to visit their human worshippers." "come inside!" "There's a storm coming." "you silly boy!" "Shoo!" "or I'll send your father after you." "good people." "Allow me to introduce myself." "the magnificent." "the roisterous..." "That'll do." "We're staying here tonight." " We haven't much food to offer..." " Don't worry." " I'll kill one of my goats." " We could make a..." "But isn't that unfair on the poor goat?" "Don't worry." "He's used to it." "Are you really the mighty Thor?" "Yes." "Roskva?" "He can't just kill the goat like that." "Of course he can." "He's a god." "He protects us from sorcery and giants." "He is a mighty warrior." "He is strong." "you monster!" "the final blow!" "huh?" "Victory is mine!" "the mighty cow slayer." "You wait and see." "come in here." "The meat is tender." "Remember:" "Eat as much as you like   but don't break the bones." "Throw them onto the skin afterwards." "when I spin my hammer above them   the skin and bones will come to life again." "Here's a great story." "I caught a gigantic fish." "it got away." "But it wasn't my fault." "Me and Hymer the giant went out on the vast sea   that surrounds the world to catch the Midgard Serpent." "and as bait an ox head." "fat coward." "of course." "I should have known better than to go fishing with a giant." "giants... don't you like bone marrow?" "I love it!" "then?" " Thor said..." "There are so many bones." "Who is going to notice just one?" "But perhaps you are afraid?" " Thunder." " And tears forming." "What's this?" "Get out here immediately!" "Now!" "Look at that." "Which one of you did it?" " Er..." "I think it was me." " You?" "Come here!" "Thor." " Boys will be boys." " Nonsense!" "he'll come with us   and be your servant." "He looks like a strong lad." "I don't know..." " Good." "That's settled then." "young man." "It is a rare privilege to become servant to the god of thunder." "my dear friends." "What an opportunity for a young man." "Servant to the thunder god..." " Will he be all right?" " Of course he will." "He's tough." "What an honour!" "You must be so proud of him." "He is to live in Asgard with the mighty god of thunder." "let's have some breakfast." "to be Thor's servant." " Will you get to fly in the wagon?" " I suppose so." " But aren't you afraid?" " At least I won't have to chop wood." "I get to see the world and go on adventures and fish for serpents." "it's not for kids." "Run along now." "Thor only wants men..." "Roskva... so I just wanted to say..." " It ought to be around here." " What?" "young man." "there it is." "Tjalfe." "boy." "will it?" " Of course not!" " I built it myself." " Of course." "And so Roskva and Tjalfe came to Asgard." "the land of wonders." "The land of the gods." "the Tree of Life." "To Valhalla." "Thor's home." "Tjalfe!" "Roskva!" "Come and help me with the children." "Adventure... hurry up." "She's waiting for us." "Tjalfe!" "Roskva!" "work." "Why do we have to do everything?" "and Loki is never here." "you know Loki." "miserable... or it's straight back to the giants for you!" "my little friend..." "Please help Uncle Loki out of here." "Good boy." "Damned brat!" "You're disgusting." "An embarrassment to your family!" "Help!" "Can anyone hear me?" "Help!" "Sif?" "but I'll bet it hurts a lot." "he's wet again." "everybody." "Sif." "I..." "What a day." "Tjalfe!" "Some mead." "Come to Daddy." "son." "I might take you out hunting trolls one day." "Thor said he might take me hunting." "they're crying." "So I hear." "They are teething." "You know that." "my love." "There." "Let's eat." "as usual." " What is that?" " I Don't know." "He followed me home." "I met some extraordinary people." "I suppose." " I leaned some amazing tricks." " It's pure magic." " Magic?" " Have you been at Utgardsloki's?" " I simply must show you this." "yes." "Now... and abracadabra... breathtaking bat?" "You little brat!" "Go stand in the corner where you can't do any harm." "then make him disappear." "Thor." "What's he doing now?" "children will be children." "I think." "I needed a bat for the next trick anyway." "You'll love this." " From now on..." " Please!" "No more trouble!" "Tjalfe." "Gather round." "This is really exciting." "We need two pebbles and the eyelash of a serpent." "and a sprinkling of mistletoe." "Loki!" "The little beast is torturing my children!" " How long is that brat staying?" " Until he's learned some manners." "I can't wait for that." "We're leaving now." "Goodbye!" "That does it!" "Let me have that little monster." "Thor." "Sif will be back." "go outside." "I'll clean up in here." "Off you go." "what a mess." "but I have things to do." "I'll be in my room." "Out!" " What's he doing here?" " Never mind him." "We're busy." "I could sure use some breakfast." "Where is everything?" "Never mind." "I didn't need that plate anyway." "dear children." "You're up early." "no!" "I noticed you hadn't quite finished." "But I'm sure you will." " You made the mess!" " You clean it up." "you're the servants." "start sweeping!" " No!" " You'll do as I say." " You can't tell us what to do." " This isn't your house." " We'll see about that." "Him again?" "Just wait until Thor hears about this." "He won't listen to us." "Odin!" "King of the gods." "he's king of the gods." "He should be able to help us if only we could get to him." "King of the gods?" "We'll just get into more trouble." " We had better wait for Thor." " You wait then." "I'm leaving." "isn't it?" "We have to wait for Thor." "We don't even know this Odin." "He definitely won't listen to you." "You're just a little girl." "What are you doing?" "Escaping." "do we?" " Out of the shadows they came." " Look!" "Maybe they know the way." "At you service we are." "Definitely." "do you know the way?" " Are you looking for Odin?" "We want to ask him to do us a favour." " Strange creatures from beyond." " The boundaries of time." "Of time." "No." "I think you've got it wrong." "We want to..." "The king watches over his men." "The head is in trouble if he beats One-Eye." " We just want to speak to..." " Come along then." "Come along." "Quark." "I hope they take us to Odin." "That head is really creepy." "Why hasn't it got a body?" "Boo!" "Boo!" "Stupid that was." "Didn't move." "I beg your pardon." "and I was hoping you could help." "and we've come a long way..." "I'm talking to you!" " What are you worms doing here?" "or I'll..." "How did you get past me?" "Nobody is allowed to disturb Odin!" "Will you get outta here..." "You little..." "I'll get you." "Silence!" "Look what I've done." "you may leave." "child." "sir..." "Like I was saying " "I mean." "we did everything we were told to." "and I like Thor and Sif." "But Loki never helps... you little worm." "Leave that piece alone." "What are you two worms doing here in the sacred hall of the gods?" "I'm dizzy!" "what happened?" "They kicked us out." "You could have helped." "Of course." "Then I would have been kicked out too." "I told you Odin wouldn't listen to you and that little creep." "Why are you always so mean to him?" " I'm hungry." " Serves you right." " I'm cold." " Tough." "they won't be glad to see him." " Why do you always pick on him?" " Because everything is his fault." " That does it." "Goodbye." " Good riddance." "Quark!" "human." "Only you will see clearly when the red one falls." " And the thunder stills." " And creation crumbles." " Rumbles." " Crumbles." "Just trust your eyes." "human." "need each other." "Someone needs you." "Needs you!" "I've been thinking." "I mean..." "We could stay here." "Why not?" "kids!" "Hooray for Quark!" "Quark?" "You're all right." "So there you are." "now!" "not you." "You've caused enough trouble." "That does it!" "He's going back to the giants!" "you can't do that." " Why not?" " Because I..." " Go on." "you know..." "We had a few drinks " "I mean." "And now I'm stuck with him." " I'm taking him back." " Yes." "Do that." "And you're coming with us." " Utgard." " Land of giants." "beware!" " Thunder approaches!" " To Utgardsloki!" " Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Bottoms up!" "do you?" "you ugly creep!" "Here comes dessert." "Remember Quark?" "I call dibs on the offal." "little Quark..." "That little monster." "I'd sure like to see Thor and his friends now." "I'll bet they have their hands full." "Has it occurred to you that they might send him back?" "if it isn't Thor and his friends." "Allow me to introduce myself." "and your cave is my glove." "What brings you to..." "Ouch!" " I believe this is yours." " Not for long." "That little monster is going back to where he belongs." "I presume?" "Right." "And when I see him..." "You and Utgardsloki don't seem to be the best of buddies." "I must go." "Good luck." "They fell for it." "They're bringing Quark back." "Now for some magic." "You'll receive our visitors." "Open up!" "What a surprise." "My friend Thor." "What brings you here?" "This." "did he?" "He's all yours now." "Goodbye." "do you?" "The same old Thor." "We thought we'd seen the last of you in these parts." "Rumour has is   that you're having trouble with your new little friend." "I guess it's partly my fault." "Anyone can see that Thor doesn't have the spark of his brighter days." "Given the size of the problem..." "Let's not quarrel over such a small matter." "Let's have a series of contests." "Whoever wins is relieved of the little rat." "Or are you afraid of losing?" "Afraid?" "You're talking to the great god of thunder!" "I can handle any giant." "may I propose an eating contest?" "For the gods..." "Loki!" "And for the giants..." "Logi!" "wins." "may the best stomach..." "Begin." "Loki...!" "young lady?" "not me." "I'm not good at anything." "I... are you?" "yes and no." "I... yes." "A race." "And I've decided who should oppose you." "On your marks..." "Ready..." "Get set..." "Go!" "He's so stupid." "I've already won." "Enough is enough." "Now it's my turn." "sure it is." "If you are my equal   you can empty my horn in one draught." "Sure I can!" "old friend." "I'll give you another try." "See if you can lift my cat off the floor." "humour me." "Stop!" "old friend." "That's just like you." "To stop when I was winning!" "Enough!" "I've had enough of your games." "I'm not leaving until one of you meets me in a wrestling match." "Oops..." " I need to talk to you." " What?" "Later." "Thor." "What?" "An old woman?" "Thor." " She is stronger than you think." " I don't fight old women." "my dear lady?" "young man." " Remember." "Only you..." "...will see clearly." " Someone needs you." " Trust your eyes." "Thor!" "the old woman..." "She is..." "Thor!" "Aren't you gonna do something?" "you monster!" "And that!" "Can't you see?" "He's dying!" "His face..." "No!" "It's not true." "No." "He's only sleeping." "Thor!" "Wake up!" "Gods can't die." "Only you will see clearly when the red one falls   and the thunder stills." "I must believe." "What happened?" "She's a tough old lady." "What are you looking at?" "so she won." "What of it?" "What is going on?" "Shut up!" "my friend." "You can't win them all." "So Quark stays with you." "Right?" "let's party." "Music!" "let's all party!" "Victory is ours victory is ours the gods are pitiful" "you're staying with us you're staying with us forever" "Here you go." "very puzzling." "Loki." " Be quiet." "I'm thinking." " It was magic." "I'm quite sure they used magic." "boy." " But you didn't lose." " I saw it in the mirror." " Interesting." "It wasn't a cat at all." "It was the Midgard Serpent." "Loki." "Look at the trough." "It's burnt." "though." " Of course!" "she was Age." "Nobody can fight that." "Not even you." "I'll show those scoundrels!" "do we?" " I will handle this." " You?" "me." "listen closely... go play." "And then..." "This will do." "my dear friends." "What a beautiful day." "I hope you enjoyed your stay." "we'll survive." "Loki." "Have a safe journey." "Come back soon." "my friends " " I wasn't my usual honest self with you." "Those contests..." " Simple magic." " Simple." "are they?" "Like this little creature here." "the spell doesn't last." " What have you done to him?" " Absolutely nothing." "The real Quark is... but as long as we got through the gates without him... dummy." "you old goat." "I'll keep the little brat." "There is so much to tell." "That place was simply filthy." "they even had me fooled." "But once I realised what was going on - what's for dinner?" "Thor?" " For you." " For me?" "A real sword!" "Thank you." "son." "A true warrior knows when not to use it." "Subtitles:" "Christina Witting Estrup Prima Vista"