"Requiem for the Devil" "Shit..." "For fucks sake, answer the phone, willya?" "What?" "The phone!" "Well, answer it yourself, goddammit!" "I can't right now!" "..fucking hell..." "Hello?" "Hellllllooooo" "They hung up." "That's hardly surprising, when you need 5 hours to pick up the phone!" "Dammit, maybe it was something important for me?" "Where do you go?" "Why?" "What's it to you anyways?" "I'm going to have some fun, you wont stop me!" "Stay here!" "Stay here!" "Where were you?" "None of your business." "You bet it is!" "We're still married!" "Only on paper." "For the last time, where have you been?" "Don't touch me!" "Oh but you let others touch you, don't you?" "Absolutely" "Come on, hit me!" "Your fist is the only thing you can raise." "Slut!" "Listen!" "I've got a flight to Paris tomorrow morning." "I want breakfast ready at 7am!" "7am, got that?" "Otherwise no more money for expensive clothes!" "No breakfast for you?" "I'm not hungry." "I don't care!" "Sit!" "Just like old times." "Onions..." "You put onions in it!" "No I didn't." "I smell onions for miles." "There's onions in it!" "You know I'm allergic to this shit!" "I hate onions!" "How could you forget?" "How could you forget?" "When I ate that damn salad, didn't see that fuckin onion ring, and... swallowed it..." "No, I haven't forgot." "Acute brea-thing a-rrest!" "Silly me have been at the restaurant that evening... ..gave you mouth-to-mouth respiration." "3 weeks later we were married." "Unfortunately." "What a mistake." "I saved your life!" "Sometimes I wish you didn't." "Me too..." "Why'd you put onions in my food, then?" "I wont cook for you anymore, from now on you can do it yourself!" "Gotta go." "I'm not done with you yet!" "He's gone." "Wanna come?" "I can't wait!" "I'll be ready soon, hurry!" "Oops!" "Yes, Mr. Conrad sure that's ok." "What is it?" "You're talking to Mr.Conrad?" "Yes" "I wanna talk to him." "Mr. Conrad?" "My husband wants to talk to you." "Mr.Conrad?" "Hello?" "Mr.Conrad?" "Mr.Conrad!" "Hello!" "?" "Hung up..." "What's the matter?" "I thought you were in a hurry." "Well I am, just forgot my suitcase." "Damn that was close." "No I don't think he noticed." "He doesn't care anyway." "Just hurry!" "Elizabeth?" "I'm back." "Had a fine day?" "Ah well, who cares..." "Martin Fulci - 3, Forrest Road - 76 OG" "Forrest Road" "Open the door, Fulci!" "Open it Fulci!" "I'll take you to my wife!" "I'll get you..." "Elizabeth?" "That you?" "Nice hideout for a secret love affair....with my wife." "What are you going to do?" "Kill me?" "Exactly." "Oh my god... gotta call the cops!" "Shit!" "Our deepest condolences." "Here's a little gift for you." "Its a lucky charm." "See you later." "You know i'm allergic to this shit!" "I hate onions!" "I hate onions!" "Yes, a cleaning lady. 3 times a week, decent payment." "As soon as possible, preferably right now." "Its a total mess here, I can't bear it anymore!" "Not possible?" "Not even for one appointment?" "That's your bad." "Silly cow!" "Come on, answer the phone you stupid twa- err, hello?" "Yes, good afternoon." "Ludwig-Herrmann Straub speaking." "I'm looking for a housemaid, I mean a cleaning woman sort of a housekeeper, you know what i mean." "Maybe you've read it in the newspapers, my wife passed away under tragic circumstances." "You can imagine, as a widower, or a man for that matter I've got other things on my mind than cleaning up the kitchen." "Got the time to come by and clean the house, like 3 or 4 times a week?" "No?" "I don't get it." "I called eight different people, every single one declined!" "I mean, it seems to me my name, 'Straub', is of no significance in this city anymore!" "?" "You know what, listen." "I will pay you twice as much, and in return, you decline one of your customers." "What do you mean, you can't?" "Of course you can!" "Don't give me that 'customer loyalty' bullshit!" "I will pay you double!" "I know you need the money, you're scrubbing toilets after all." "What do you mean, I'm rude?" "..." "Hello?" "Maybe it was a mistake to kill you, after all... ..at least, you kept the house clean." "Onions..." "Well, well, Ludwig-Hermann, I don't understand you!" "You knew you're allergic to onions." "See?" "You're confined to stay in bed until tomorrow." "Pay more attention to what you eat from now on!" "I'll prescribe you some pills, get them from the pharmacy right away." "I thought you wanted me to stay in bed?" "Yeah, right..." "I'll have it sent to you later on." "Take 3 pills and you'll be fine." "You puked out most of the allergenic anyway." "Speaking of puke, I placed some buckets here, just in case." "Ludwig-Herrmann, i know Elizabeth's tragic decease hit you pretty hard, but... ..try to pull yourself together." "Don't kill yourself, that's not helping anyone." "Take care buddy!" "Uhm, Ludwig-Herrmann?" "Once you feel better, clean your bathroom, willya?" "The puke stains will not only spoil your well-being, but also the smell of your house!" "Dr. Raimi?" "Doc!" "What the hell were these pills you've given me?" "Ludwig-Herrmann?" "Did you get your pills?" "Did you take them?" "And...?" "I've been throwing up for three hours now!" "Ludwig-Herrmann, erm, do you also happen to have a slight diarrhea?" "Slight?" "The tiles in our bathroom are usually white and..." "Ok, ok, I get the picture!" "Forget the pills." "Best you stop eating until this evening, then have a decent dinner." "What am I supposed to eat?" "!" "Look, my wife will cook you a nice pot of goulash, to help you regain some strength." "Thanks." "You're welcome!" "Hello..." "Hello Ludwig-Herrmann, its Dr.Raimi!" "How was the goulash my wife prepared for you?" "I'll tell you one thing, asshole:" "Hot, the goulash was hot!" "A little bit too hot!" "Who?" "My wife's dead, dead, dead!" "Understand?" "As dead as a doornail!" "So I'm dead?" "Har har, what a pack of lies!" "I brought a guest my neighbour from the coffin next to mine... she's here to help me." "H-help you?" "No!" "You are not real!" "No, no!" "I'll count to ten, then you'll both be gone!" "1...2...3...4...5...6.." "..7...8...9...10!" "So?" "Where are you now?" "Finish him!" "Hey, man!" "I would have forgiven you for the hole in my stomach..." "..but can you imagine how hard it is to ride a motorcycle - with only one hand?" "Don't take this personal!" "Stay mellow!" "Shut the fuck up!" "Pool season just opened!" "Hello, darling." "Feel any pain?" "I'll ask you again." "Do you feel pain?" "Good." "Acupuncture is one of my specialties." "W-what are you up to!" "?" "Where are you going, bitch?" "Don't worry, I'll be back." "Pull out these needles, you fuckin whore!" "Come back!" "You no-good loser, tried to escape ain't gonna happen." "Translation by:" "Blood Limbo Subs created and synced by: xthedestroyer"