"Why do I have to go to this thing?" "If we want to be a legitimate awards contender," "Secretariat needs to make an appearance at a big festival." "I can't just go to Cannes?" "You Cannes not." "Apparently, the French do not care for you ever since you said that thing in the press." "Hey, I stand by my critique of Sartre." "His philosophical arguments helped tyrannical regimes justify overt cruelty." "Also, the French smell and I hate them." "And you can't go to Sundance because Robert Redford hates you." "Someone had to tell him The Horse Whisperer was offensive." "Sorry, but real horses don't just do whatever someone says." "And that's why you need to go to this festival." "If you say so." "The Pacific Ocean Film Fest, or POFF, is the biggest underwater film festival in the world." "You make a splash there, people are going to notice." "Fine." "All you need to do is get to the premiere on time, 8:00." "Walk the red carpet, wave at the crowd, kiss some fish babies." "Fish." "They're so annoying." "Sorry, lady." "No habla fish talk." "You need to be sensitive to their culture." "Things are different down there." "You know what a thumb's up means, right?" "Yes, I know what a thumb's up means." "I'll be fine." "Oh, I wanted to warn you." "Kelsey Jannings is also going to be at the festival." "Kelsey?" "No." "She has another film there." "I haven't talked to her since she got fired from Secretariat." "Well, luckily you won't have to talk much because you'll both be underwater." "God, I haven't been underwater since my mother tried to drown me in the bathtub when I was 22." "I can't do this, Ana." "I'm sorry." "Sir." "I'm getting off." "You can't." "We've already pressurized the cabin." "Sir, please return to your seat." "No." "I don't want to do this." "You can't make me." "I'm a land creature." "I don't belong down there." "You can lead me to water, but you cannot make" "Aaaah!" "♪♪" "Mm-hmm." "Uh-oh!" "Hey, move it, buddy." "What are you, deaf?" "Oh, you have got to be kidding" "♪ You'll find me ♪" "♪ In a sea of dreams ♪" "♪ Where no one cares about my words ♪" "♪ I hear her voice ♪" "♪ She laughs now ♪" "♪ She loves me now And always did ♪" "Boxer versus Raptor, ♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na ♪"