"Like a lo of other women I often choose the wrong man" "I'm home!" "I'm tired, I need a massage!" "You naughty boy watching adult videos again" "I know how long he lasts in these things about the same time as me finishing a cup of noodles" "I'm thirsty, anything for you?" "I'll share whatever you're having" "Don't stop" "She told you not to stop so don't!" "Ummm..." "You're having instant noodles?" "Yes, I'm starving" "So... what should we do about this?" "I'll leave as soon as I finish eating" "Anyway we can save our relationship?" "You're good" "That's right, he is so good he could go 9 times in one night" "Don't ever let him stop" "I'll go get my stuff" "Can we do it one more time?" "I can't sleep, give me back the bed" "You're still here?" "I know I have bad habits that are hard to break" "If there's anything I can help you on just let me know" "These are the new image candidates for the Police Force" "What's you final decision, sir?" "You know I always favor democracy" "Let's hear what people at the frontline think" "This... isn't very good" "Good looking guy!" "Policewomen from different divisions" "Do you have a preference?" "Yes, sir!" "Let's hear it" "I go for lnspector Ko" "Paul Ko, of course" "Paul Ko" "Inspector Ko" "I'll go for lnspector Wilson Chan" "Who's that?" "My uncle" "But can I get a transfer to Paul Ko's team?" "Fine, the consensus is to go for Paul Ko" "Any objections?" "His standee is finally released!" "So cool!" "..." "So handsome!" "Strong Tough Determined" "Look over here, Paul Ko he's so handsome..." "We Need Policemen Like Him!" "Can we begin, lnspector Ko?" "OK..." "No need to be nervous" "You are fearless with criminals being in our program should be a piece of cake in comparison" "Sure..." "We're ready when you are" "OK" "Just look righteous and you'll be fine" "I've got you covered" "Sir, please put on the microphone" "Thanks" "From this episode onwards" "We'll be having everyone's favorite policeman Paul Ko as our special guest" "How are you, lnspector Ko?" "I'm good" "Can you let the public know what the police have been up to?" "Of course allow me to reveal to you that... the entire police force have been looking for hookers lately" "You mean to say cleansing the streets of prostitutes" "Of course" "Can you please elaborate about this project?" "It goes like this" "We gather a lot of intelligence... then send out lots of cops... to arrest a lot of hookers" "We go to where they're holed up... to understand them as deep as we can" "We realized that they are..." "really tight and wet..." "I mean the place they're holed up in" "We've ran out of time for this episode" "Say goodbye to our audience lnspector Ko" "Bye" "Cut!" "Well done!" "Now you know why our entire crew is made up of women" "News Magazine business is vastly different from what it was before" "I have progressed with the times and kept up with the pace for decades by being alert anytime, anywhere even while getting a haircut I have my ears open for news items" "Peggy, you broke up with your boyfriend?" "About a month ago" "What a shame" "He's super cop Paul Ko why break up with him?" "Women would line up to be his lover" "You don't know, what if I tell you... that he's impotent" "You're kidding" "I mean if of course it's all hypothetical" "Am I good or what?" "You're the best, boss!" "When did you come in?" "About an hour ago, you didn't see me?" "Fine, let's quit the chit chat" "Paul Ko, the cop whose very image represents HK's entire police force" "Word is, he is sexually impotent" "You've got to be kidding!" "I am sure about it" "Who's interested in following up on this news?" "Me..." "It's off limits for guys" "Let me ask the two of you" "Why do you think you're right for this job?" "I've got a plan to use several angles of attack" "I have only one reason I'm hotter than she is" "What do you mean by that..." "Carrie, you got the assignment" "Always respect the truth, right?" "Yeah!" "Impotence" "Tough, isn't it?" "Otherwise known as ED or Erectile disfunction" "Or the inability to get an erection" "Means a man whose penis can't get up" "Or have trouble keeping it up" "long enough for a satisfying sexual experience" "Do you know why and how impotence occur?" "Doc, I'm not here for your lecture" "I need you to cure me" "Also, can you keep your voice down?" "It's tough on men to be unable to perform" "Although I have a full report on your case" "I'd also like to personally test you out" "Any problem with that?" "She is a big problem to me" "Nurse Yes?" "Get out" "Take a peek after he is cured" "I am ready" "Sorry" "What do you think, doc?" "Is it really bad?" "Based on your description and what I touched" "I believe yours is a..." "psychologically induced impotence" "It's all in your mind" "Any medicine to correct it psychologically?" "You may have to try out my insect therapy" "Insect therapy?" "Take 4 grasshoppers 1 5 grams each of these two powerful herbal aphrodisiacs" "Take out the legs and wings of the grasshoppers" "Fry it for a few minutes" "then throw in the herbal aphrodisiacs" "Take it once a day, for 1 0 days straight" "Once a day" "Will 3 times a day be better?" "You're going to need 25 grams of silkworms" "Can I do 250 grams instead?" "You'll need male virgin worms" "Stir fry gently, then grind them" "Take it once in the evenings!" "1 50 grams of giant sized ants" "Ferment it using 500 ml of rice wine for a week 1 0ml per dosage, take it twice a day" "Get me an ambulance" "The address is #1 62" "I think it's food poisoning, hurry up" "Who are you?" "Yes, arrest that quack doctor" "Book him for afflicting harm on a policeman's health" "And attempted murder" "Watch the screen closely, everyone" "Intelligence identified this as the whereabouts of our suspects" "Po Sing Mansion on Ng Chung Street near Jordan" "Here's a layout of where the suspects could be holed up" "Our target is located at Room 1" "We leave in 5 minutes" "Sit attention!" "Fall out!" "Sir, why am I not in this operation?" "Inspector Ko, you are a vip" "And the chief gave an order" "I'll be held responsible if there's so much as a scratch on you" "You're like a matinee idol of the squad" "Policewomen are lining up to get assigned to you" "They'll kill me if anything happens to you" "I think what you should do now is... find out the exact number of hair you got" "Remember it well, because" "I'm being held responsible for all of them!" "Sir, I'd like to crack a case!" "I'd like to be in the operation!" "Of course the case needs to be solved" "But leave the dirty work to us" "Just show up for the photo taking after we get it done" "No chance of getting hurt but you still get all the glory" "Happy?" "I'm no different from a paper standee" "Morning, sir" "I go by the name P" "I applied for this transfer to be under you, Sir" "People are going to start saying I'm courting you" "Sir I'm different from other policewomen" "Sir, think of me as one of the guys" "Guys?" "Button up your uniform your chest muscle is bulging out" "Yes, sir!" "Again?" "Shouldn't you be tired of it by now?" "This is a new formula, it worked" "Even lnspector Ko noticed" "My name is Ca... rrie..." "Catch your breath first" "I'm Carrie Wat from This Weekly" "We spoke on the phone yesterday" "This is my name card" "I was late, because the taxi..." "No excuses needed for being late just apologize" "Sorry" "Mind if I come along?" "Go ahead" "Inspector Ko what kind of a man are you?" "Just pick any adjective an honest man" "Meaning completely truthful nothing to hide?" "yes" "We reporters just love people like you" "Can you use one sentence  to prove your honesty?" "You're really pretty" "I can't print that quote even if it's true" "Readers will dismiss me for being biased" "I was just telling the truth" "I know... because you're an honest man" "I'll take you to the area where I grew up in" "Buckle up" "Look tough!" "Look ambitious!" "Like you mean it!" "That's it, good!" "I'd like to know  what made you want to become a cop?" "What made me want to be a cop?" "Actually..." "Why are there mosquitoes?" "I tend to attract mosquitoes" "It's fine, you were saying?" "it was because of the bus..." "It's related to a bus" "Why don't we take a bus together" "OK OK?" "I used to take bus no. 6 to school when I was a kid" "Yeah?" "I used to take the no. 6 bus too" "Really?" "I was saying I became a cop partially because of the bus" "I remember sitting on one of the back rows one day and I saw a girl student harassed by a pervert" "She knew that I could see what was going on" "And she looked at me... with pitiful eyes as if asking me for rescue" "Unfortunately, the pervert was staring angrily at me too" "I... got scared..." "So I just lowered my head and looked away" "Afterwards I felt so useless" "And really shameful" "So upon graduation I went into the police academy" "Actually, I was also harassed by a pervert on bus no.6" "Inspector Ko?" "Do you remember seeing a young student who looked just like me?" "Actually I got harassed several times on the bus" "I try not to remember the details it's too horrible" "I'd like to ask you some daring questions" "I've done a fair share of market research" "And a lot of female readers raised the same question" "I'm not sure if it's appropriate to ask" "Go ahead" "What kind of women turns you on?" "This is our stop, let's get off" "You have not answered my question" "What did you ask?" "Nothing" "Thank you for agreeing to be interviewed" "I'm not sure why, but I really feel... that you were the girl I saw on the bus that day" "That would be pretty tough to prove" "But the more I look at you the more I'm convinced" "Then I guess you owed me" "OK" "Alright then, thanks and goodbye" "Bye" "Bye Bye" "Gee, you're fast" "I realized that you don't know how to cross streets" "As a cop, it's my duty to teach you" "I started crossing streets since I was 3 years old" "Some people forget what they learn by the age of 4" "Crossing the street is quite easy" "The easiest way is to take your cue from the traffic light" "If the road you're crossing doesn't have one" "Then just look to your left then to the right, and back to the left" "That would be the British way when you're in the US" "Look right first, then left then lastly right again" "We can cross now" "But I need to across the street from here" "Can you take me back?" "OK..." "Do you know him?" "Not really" "Hey mister!" "Can't you see the red light?" "What's with the honking?" "I saw a friend, can't I say 'hi'?" "You don't honk your horn to say 'hi' to people" "Do that again, and you'll be cited for a traffic violation traffic violation?" "I know you, you're the paper standee cop" "I know the law, too" "You're not on duty you can't cite me for anything" "What's up?" "You're here just in time" "He honked for no reason give him a ticket for traffic violation" "Yes, sir I am a magistrate" "Carrie!" "Your friend?" "Judges deserve to be ticketed for violations too" "Nice to meet you, Paper standee cop!" "Judge your license and identification please" "Hello?" "Hi, Carrie Wat speaking" "You picked up the phone really quick" "Well, I was going to make a call... that's why I was quick" "Go ahead and make your call I'll hang up for now" "I just need to get some more information" "I'll call you later, bye" "Hello..." "Hello?" "Hi, it's Paul Ko" "You finished your call?" "You were the one I was going to call" "But you hung up" "How can I help you?" "You have an incoming call?" "Want to get that first?" "Crank calls, just leave it" "You wanted to speak to me?" "I was going to remind you that when crossing the street... you need to concentrate or it's going to be pretty dangerous" "True, I tend to think of other things when crossing the street" "Bad habit" "You have an incoming call sounds like an emergency" "It's fine I get these crank calls all the time perverts call me on a daily basis" "Why don't you report this to the police" "OK, I..." "I'll do it tomorrow" "Your honor, I didn't" "I'm asking you, do you plead guilty" "Boss..." "I am not your boss" "One last chance, do you plead guilty?" "I do!" "Good the fine is HK$1,000, pay downstairs" "Hey, that way is to the window" "This way to the door!" "Next case!" "KC1 68982003, Paul Ko" "Accused of driving without a license" "Paul Ko" "Do you know the severity of driving without a license?" "I plead guilty, your honor" "I'm not through with you, Mr. Ko you think driving without a license is as simple a matter as honking as you please?" "Your honor, my fault I'm pleading guilty" "Not only that, Mr. Ko" "You need to apologize to the entire Hong Kong population" "Your honor, have I done anything to piss you off before?" "What do you mean?" "What good does that do?" "Bailiff!" "Take him out of here!" "Hi!" "I tell you what, you'd better stop" "I know that you're bored" "I've just proposed to the my superior to appoint you as a district court judge" "Mr. Chau I've waited for this day a long time" "But I don't think I understand you're asking me... to stop doing what?" "Give me a call" "Women" "Raymond, I know you have a lot of women" "It's a natural instinct for us men" "I sacrificed a lot to be where I am now" "I don't want anything to go wrong for you on your way to that appointment I won't be able to help you" "Do you understand?" "I understand" "Hi, Raymond!" "You'd better stop!" "Hey, you better stop!" "Too much!" "Plaintiff, the judge asks that you describe the circumstances of your case" "You don't need 5 minutes for that right?" "It's like this, your honor" "I'm young" "Thoughts in my mind tend to be disorganized" "And I'm still sorting out the details" "This experience has been... really painful for me" "Plaintiff, tell the court if the man who took advantage of you is present today?" "Please stand up and point out who he is" "Which finger should I use?" "Any one will do" "Let me think this through..." "OK" "The defendant is not allowed to dodge" "No other questions, your honor" "Defense counsel" "My question is, the defendant was tutoring you in a private class how did he begin to misbehave in front of you?" "He... touched me" "Touched you?" "Where?" "Here" "Plantiff" "The court is unclear of the location you pointed out" "Which is why I have this" "Objection, your honor" "She's half way through let her finish it" "OK, here's how it happened" "This animal, touched me fondled and poked me fondled me up here and poked me down there" "Even stretched his arm to the backside and... squeezed" "I was in a daze" "And it felt like I went round and round" "You said you were in a daze" "Can you tell me how you felt?" "Are you asking me if I felt good... and got an arousal from him touching me?" "why don't you ask directly?" "What are you looking at?" "I'll sue you!" "Are you blind?" "Did you not see me walking here?" "I'll sue you for sexual harassment" "Before you bumped me I already sounded off 5 times" "I made a sound for every step you took" "You still bumped me" "Since you had time to sound off but did not give way" "I'll sue you for sexual harassment" "Miss" "Little girl, next time you want to sue for sexual harassment" "Remember two things" "First, don't wear short skirts" "Better wear something with a high collar and put on a scarf" "Secondly, when describing the incident to the judge" "Don't sound so excited" "And be too revealing in your description" "Are you a paralegal?" "Bye" "You're a lawyer" "I'm a judge" "By law, I can cite you for damaging personal property" "Call the cops then" "I can also sue you for sexual harassment" "Miss, you just lost one case" "You just said you were a judge" "I don't know your name yet?" "I'm Raymond" "You don't have to say I remember your name" "You can call me Tabby that's my nickname nick rhymes with dick" "OK, fine, stop there" "Thanks" "Wrong number" "Hello, yes" "Are you looking for models?" "Hey how do you write Aquarius in Chinese?" "Just write in English, it looks cool" "I don't want the trouble of getting an English form" "I'll write for you" "Alright!" "OK, thanks everyone" "Guys come this way, girls over there" "Mister, you a guy or a girl?" "I'm with her" "I see, a parent" "Parents sit here" "Shake, shake, shake..." "It's Shake It Everybody!" "Sir..." "Sorry..." "Would you be interested in an audition?" "Me?" "Yes, you" "I'm not young" "That's not an issue" "I'm not good at these things" "You can do it I won't know what to do" "Come On Let's Shake It Everybody" "Good!" "Wonderful, I am his agent" "Can we try him out for skin care products" "Great, let's give it a try" "What do my friends like about me?" "My skin, they say it seems like I don't have pores" "I don't have to powder up or use any oil blotters" "You'll be surprised with this sponge" "It will slowly and quietly drain oil off your face" "Make your pores tighten up" "Relax and then tighten up" "Come out of it..." "You'll look more handsome than ever" "I am his agent, you can talk to me" "I never thought I had talent for performing" "I've acted before" "I played a sunflower when I was in kindergarten" "You can drop me off here" "Bye Bye" "Who do you have a date with?" "a friend" "Is he really coming?" "Who is he, what will you be doing here" "Not sure if he'll come at all" "What he'll do if he comes, I think..." "We'll be doing this" "As to who he is, I'm not even sure" "We met on icq" "What?" "What do you prefer?" "Love or sex, which comes first?" "You're nuts!" "Be careful!" "Do I need to take off my shoes?" "Yes, please" "Take a look on your own" "Where's your bedroom?" "Why?" "I need to go to the bathroom upstairs" "there's also one down..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing in there?" "I need to take a shower" "I'm drenched in sweat" "Why don't you join me?" "Hey... you're crazy" "Let go" "Let's do it together Let go of me" "Chicken!" "Do you have a family?" "Where do you live?" "Hey, who are you?" "I Feel good!" "Why are you wearing my T-shirt?" "Would you like me to take it off?" "No, why would I?" "Come to bed" "Sleep" "I have a guest room" "I'd like to sleep on your bed" "Then go ahead" "How about you?" "I'm not sleepy" "I use to have a cup of hot milk before I sleep" "If you're good then I'll make you some hot milk" "Your milk" "Give it to me" "You can't drink or eat on my bed" "I can't come over" "Don't you have legs?" "Fine, I'll help you" "I forgot to tell you I sleep in the nude" "Let me tell you, the game is over" "I am not the kind of guy you think I am" "Aside from being a judge" "I'm also a known lady killer" "Did you kill anybody?" "That's not what I meant" "I'm very, very sexually driven" "I have a need for a lot of women little girl!" "You don't believe me?" "I have over a hundred condoms in the drawer" "Condoms!" "And..." "These women underwears are all from the women I went to bed with" "These are photo's I took of them" "But I can't show them to you they're for mature eyes only" "These are triple x adult videos" "The contents of which are very perverted" "I guarantee that after you've seen them" "You will decide to become a lesbian" "What now?" "Sleep early then leave after you wake up" "Good night" "Cheers" "Hong Kong laws empower policemen the right to check on any citizen's lD" "If you are driving then he can check your license plate" "Your honor my license plate was outside of my car" "I didn't resist for him to take a look at it" "I meant your driver's license" "You said license plate" "Even if you showed your license to the cops" "You have violated traffic laws" "So... how do you plead?" "Seems there isn't much of a choice" "So, do you plead guilty or not?" "Fine, I plead guilty" "OK, even with the law we also look at circumstances" "Seeing as taxi business is currently down" "I will show you consideration" "By fining you only HK$800 plus HK$400 cost for the court" "Is that acceptable?" "Thank you, your honor, I.." "It's fine, nothing else" "KC176032003, Jimmy Yeung" "Bailiff" "Hey you, stop disrupting the court get out" "Bye" "Bye" "Bye-bye, hey you!" "Bye" "Those who have not submitted their articles" "I'll grant you another 5 minutes" "If after 5 minutes the computer does not have your work in" "Then you can pack up and leave this office" "Carrie, I asked you to follow the lead on Paul Ko's impotence" "You send in a human interest story?" "What were you thinking?" "Boss, let me explain" "I investigated this impotence lead and it's false" "False?" "I heard it from his ex-girlfriend" "How can it not be true?" "Were you charmed by that guy?" "To the point of losing grip on what's true?" "Fine, let me ask you" "What is sexual impotence?" "To not have physical reaction to sexual arousal" "I can clearly tell you" "That I have personally felt his physical reaction" "And it was a pretty big one" "Are you satisfied?" "I didn't do the deed with him" "Precinct?" "I'd like to file a report" "Some of my personal belongings are missing" "But things that are not mine popped up in my house" "But can I at least file a preliminary case?" "Don't hang up" "It's fine, hang up now, sorry" "Hi, you're home" "How did you get hold of my keys?" "I took it last time you didn't want to give it to me" "That's because I was asleep" "So" "Isn't it great?" "As to my... tools, souvenirs and winnings?" "I threw them away" "Those things will get in the way of our relationship" "When did I enter into a relationship with you?" "I asked you before" "Love or sex first?" "You clearly did not choose sex" "So, it's the other way, isn't it?" "We're in a relationship then" "In my mind you're not even a grown-up woman" "Do you even know what a woman is?" "Real women have shapes like this..." "and this" "But you're, exactly like what you are" "And you only sleep with women that are..." "like this?" "Yes" "Only women like that are sexy to you?" "Yes" "Being happy together doesn't feel sexy then?" "You're shallow!" "When you grow up life experiences will teach you what sexy really means" "OK?" "Little girl you stepped out of bounds today" "No one ever dares to throw away my adult video collection" "Or my girlfriends' photos" "Bye-bye" "Bye-bye" "I am not leaving!" "This is my house, I call the shots" "Daring me to physically kick you out?" "I can sue you for trespassing theft and get you locked up!" "Don't you feel happy whenever we're together?" "Yes!" "Fine, you don't need to shout" "Hey..." "My keys!" "Hurry up" "There's another bunch" "Hello" "Are you Miss Carrie Wat?" "You're Paul Ko, I know your voice" "Nothing..." "I saw your interview, it is well written" "I just want to say thank you" "Really?" "Treat me for dinner then?" "Sure, tonight?" "Not tonight, I'm on my way to Japan" "There's a funeral for that yakuza leader there" "Tomorrow night then" "Tomorrow night?" "I'll still be in Japan I'm not expected back that early" "The evening after tomorrow?" "I'll call you when I do get back" "OK, so be it" "No..." "I wanted to let you know" "That I'm going to have dinner with my alumni that evening" "Sorry" "Just remember next time, then" "Bye" "Not enough, I want another 500,000 yen" "Didn't we settle for 500,000 yen?" "Now you're saying it's not enough I gave you the money already" "You have no grounds to ask for more" "Honestly there really isn't any other reason" "Then honestly as well I don't have any more money" "That is all I have, nothing more" "The godfather's funeral is tomorrow today is your last chance" "Aren't you in a gang?" "Don't you have honor codes?" "You're a bunch of liars" "I was just... kidding" "Paul Ko" "Hello?" "It's me" "Aren't you in Japan?" "Yes... there has been an accident" "Hello?" "You actually pissed off the Yakuza?" "This time you'll have to pay with your body!" "Are you OK?" "I left in a hurry I didn't bring any bags" "You're really OK?" "I'm fine" "Good" "Can I have a glass of water?" "These clothes you picked for me look good" "You're not going to be able to help even if you're here" "You're always this negative" "I start worrying about you when I think of this" "Yeah?" "Hello?" "Carrie, forget about the funeral" "Why?" "We have a lead that millionaire lke Hung and socialite BoBo Au are having a rendezvous at the Izu hot springs resort" "This piece of news is more suitable for Hong Kong readers" "Go dig up something now, OK?" "Hello, hello?" "What is it?" "My boss just asked me to dig up dirt on celebrity rendezvous instead" "Tracking is my specialty" "They only sell local handicrafts here like wooden sculpture" "What ambience?" "Let's go back to the hotel" "What do we do when we get back?" "Iove each other" "People conduct rendezvous because they want to have sex" "Everything else is secondary in importance" "Those two at the back look weird" "Really?" "Even Japanese local tourists rarely come here" "That's why it's weird" "Embracing in the middle of the street?" "So are we" "I want to have sashimi" "Back to the hotel" "No!" "Get back in front, quick..." "Paul Ko!" "Who's Paul Ko" "Police loverboy, my idol" "Let's go catch the celebrity" "hurry up!" "They're following me will you expose your identity?" "I don't know first time I'm being followed, too" "Let's just roll with the punches" "Excuse me, are you Mr. Paul Ko?" "Yes" "I knew it, baby!" "I have a huge crush on you!" "I always watch the police program and have tapes of yours" "Can I have a picture with you?" "Baby... shoot a picture of us" "Can you" "Please clear out" "OK" "Get another, baby" "Don't be afraid, come on over" "They're not reporters anyway" "Right, we're not reporters" "You guys know who I am?" "You look familiar" "Lady your camera looks pretty professional" "True, my girlfriend is a paparazzo" "She is a police intelligence officer" "Which hotel are you staying in?" "Forget it, we're staying at an expensive one, let's go" "He does look good, but quite skinny" "Were you scared?" "What's up?" "Who do you think I am?" "I think you're BoBo Au" "You just want to have sex" "I just want to save time" "This is their personal business" "Don't tell me you don't want to" "You can't fool me" "I agreed to deliver the goods 20 times to you this year" "Now what?" "Did you do it with your wife?" "You mean... within this year?" "Did you?" "I did!" "Birthdays, holidays special events, parties" "Just think of it as role playing" "I'm not role playing with you!" "BoBo, we only have 4 days and 3 nights" "The sum is greater than what she gets for a year" "What more do you want?" "Do you love me?" "I do" "Why don't we commit suicide now" "Here?" "Whoa, human lives are at stake" "Just listen in some more..." "We'll make love as we commit suicide" "And you can die inside me..." "Isn't that a good idea?" "BoBo, I can promise you anything" "Except death" "Marriage then" "That's worse than dying" "Just kidding" "I only want you to do it with me now" "I know" "Don't stop" "BoBo!" "BoBo..." "Oh!" "Baby..." "BoBo!" "BoBo..." "Oh!" "Baby..." "I love you!" "Baby..." "Baby!" "Baby..." "I'll go get something to drink" "I have not been able to get an erection since that bullet grazed through" "No way, that day on the bus" "That was a bottle of your mosquito repellant" "I'm sorry" "I thought I may be cured once I meet someone I love" "Clearly it's not the case" "What you need is a real man" "But I really want to tell you" "That I fell in love with you at first sight" "I'm being honest" "Where are you going?" "I feel so ugly, just want to hide myself" "I like you not because you're good in that department" "I like you because you said I was pretty and that you taught me to cross streets" "And I like you even more  when you came straight away after knowing I got into trouble" "I like you, for being you" "And I'll gladly give up sex for you" "Can you?" "I can..." "Of course, I can" "Help me..." "Help me..." "Where?" "Baby..." "Get him out, are you OK?" "Baby?" "Don't scare me" "Baby..." "Are you ok?" "You're scaring me" "Baby..." "He's fine Get an ambulance" "Please don't, please don't" "Please don't do it" "Don't do it, Mr. Ko" "BoBo and me" "We can't let anyone else know" "Please" "Please" "Take a rest" "Baby, are you OK?" "Are you alright?" "I'm awake" "You scared me" "Don't be" "So hot out here wearing blankets at 30-plus degrees" "Don't move you're going to sweat if you do" "Thank you, how do I look?" "Not sure if this is right it's complicated" "Go out" "OK, ready?" "Mr. Ko, come on over, will you?" "Yeah, you both are our witness" "Come on over, idol!" "Come on" "Go, idol" "You're not concerned these pictures might be leaked?" "I trust you" "I know people, and I'm never wrong" "Get your girlfriend to come over too" "BoBo" "Are you alright, Ms. Au?" "Although it's not real I'm still so moved" "I don't want to get married" "I've been married" "I have no regrets, baby" "Don't cry" "Your make up's not going to look good" "Look" "Baby!" "Baby" "You really sending these back?" "If it was before I'd have sent it already" "Wouldn't have to think about it" "They treated us as friends, trusted us" "If you sent these back" "Think of the harm it will do to them" "Why did you press the screen?" "You sent it back already by pressing it" "I was still debating a while ago now I won't have to" "What now?" "Can we intercept it?" "They trusted us as friends" "Mr. Hung, your thoughts on this issue's front cover" "Do you have anything to say?" "I planned to keep my silence but This Weekly's decision to publish our wedding photo's really enraged me" "Baby, but without it will you have done what you did?" "TRUE" "I actually have two deceitful friends to thank for my determination to divorce by wife and be with BoBo" "I hope to see this reporter and friend... on the day of our wedding reception" "Go to bed" "Let's sleep, OK?" "I want to!" "I need to...." "I don't have..." "I need it..." "I can't!" "I told you that from the beginning" "Sorry, I was going through a rough patch" "And now?" "I'm over it" "Let's hug while we sleep" "Tabby "Meet me at the courthouse"" "Your honor, I didn't recognize you" "Working late?" "Yes..." "I forgot something so I came back" "Your honor!" "Raymond Chau, you're accused of having excessive relationships" "How do you plead?" "Why are you here, get down from there" "You've already committed several violations just by being here" "Stop right there!" "Please enter the convict's box" "The court asks you how many women have you slept with in all?" "I didn't keep a count" "For last year..." "I don't remember" "Then how many women have you really loved?" "When in bed with them I've loved them all" "But after that you don't anymore?" "Depends on who she was" "Are you through, your honor?" "Then... did you have any sexual fantasies with me in it?" "Objection, irrelevance!" "Objection overruled" "The accused must answer" "You?" "Your age" "You look younger than you really are" "Do you know everything you have said and done have major repercussions and consequences?" "I am awaiting the consequences" "I am a normal man, do you know that?" "Normal man... will not have any sexual fantasies concerning me?" "I... can resist!" "The court hereby convicts you for your lustful crimes" "Did it hurt?" "Then..." "I'll give you a chance to punish me back" "Can it really dissipate body heat?" "Our turtle shell jelly are made of the real thing" "Get me another order" "No, you'll get your results with one" "You don't know what heat my lower..." "You don't know what kind of heat is in my body" "Don't argue, I'd like two more orders" "OK" "Turtle Shell Jelly can dissipate body heat right?" "Yes" "One order" "OK" "Are you really in that much heat?" "Are you OK?" "You look unhealthy" "I know you too well" "I know you, too" "You're thinking of someone else" "Yes" "Have you heard of a simple love equation?" "True love = love + sex" "We can't make love, because in our heart" "We're in love with another" "You OK?" "I brought a friend to help you" "Not sure if you mind" "Who?" "Me" "I do mind" "You are exactly like what I expected you to be, Paul" "You are selfish and insensitive about the feelings of your woman" "OK" "I'd like to see how he can help me" "I've already told Raymond your little problem" "Raymond is quite successful in that area" "Let him help you" "To conquer the number of women I did" "Apart from natural talent I practiced Tai Chi" "It loosens your nerves increases blood circulation" "And strengthens the body" "What I am teaching you today is something I practice often" "Crotch of Steel!" "Relax your muscles" "Don't let any negative thoughts affect you, like... blinking" "Stand straight" "Spread your legs so they're the same width as your shoulders" "Hold your fists tight" "Hold your fists tight" "OK" "Then alternately punch..." "The testicles to each fist's corresponding side 25 times" "You're kidding" "You have to do it, punch away!" "Does it hurt?" "He does have a problem" "Because he didn't have to hit it that hard" "Why didn't you say so?" "The second style is called the Hanging Crotch" "Stand the same way as before" "But you need to tie this up down there remember" "Not like this" "But fit it in entirely" "Two inches from the ground you add weights" "Swing it like a pendulum from right to left 50 times" "Then from front to back for another 50 times" "Understand?" "So?" "How did it go?" "This guy's having a go at me" "Asking me to hit it, then lift weights" "My good intentions going to waste" "You think by helping you it makes me feel good?" "You call this helping me?" "OK, let me show you something" "So you'll know what I got" "It's the Moscow Circus" "You think it's real, I was just kidding" "Uncle Lam is a mysterious master" "I hear he has cured a lot of impotents" "That good?" "Are you starting to mind my ability... to perform?" "If you have a shot at curing it shouldn't we give it a try?" "Are you Uncle Lam?" "You again?" "Just trying to make a living here" "You know him?" "Let's go!" "Western and Chinese medicine both failed let's try Mexican Tai Chi" "I want to know if this week's cover will be me and Paul Ko" "That's correct" "Let me read you the headline" "Impotent Supercop Paul Ko" "Tough on the outside, soft on the inside" "Also got your photo on the upper right corner girlfriend looking for cure" "What else do you want to know?" "Can you not publish it?" "Are you new around here?" "Don't publish it?" "I risked my life for this magazine for years throwing caution to the wind" "And this is how you pay me back?" "You want to talk about paybacks?" "I asked you to interview Paul Ko" "You used it to enter into a relationship with him" "And tried to fool us about his impotence" "I really didn't know back then" "Chief, can you please don't do this" "I'm ok to be joke of the town for a couple of weeks" "But Paul will never forgive me" "It's going to be all over between us" "If you were me, will you publish this?" "Your last piece on the 14 year old teen prostitute" "Her mom came up to plead with you" "I did not see you relenting" "I know" "I should have known that I'll suffer one day for that" "I didn't expect it to be this swift and hurtful" "I've decided to quit" "I found out that the bad karma happens on things you care the most" "Be careful" "Then let's all watch out for our respective bad karmas!" "One of our guys on the cover, look!" "Let's pay more attention it's one of our guys" "One copy per person, don't fight over it" "A copy per person have you received yours?" "I bought one" "Bring it home to show to your mom" "Here, one of our guys on the cover take a look" "Have you read it?" "You can't buy it outside I cleaned it up" "Look, this is horrible" "Plenty of details and photo's the description is really gruesome" "It's designed to go in for the kill" "Inspector Ko, you're wanted for a meeting with the chiefs" "Have some more, it's my treat" "Here's Paul, we have everyone" "Come have some limp candy, my treat" "This is too soft" "How can it be so soft?" "Come on, have some this is too soft to be true" "Mad now?" "Continue on..." "Plenty of it, here have some more" "Read it, it's very well written" "Look, the photo's were very well taken" "I know it's useless to try and argue" "You already think I set this whole thing up" "Are you going to forgive me?" "Fine, let's break up" "I want my bed back" "Greetings, regarding a certain magazine and its use of impotent Supercop as its headline the police force is expressing a deep concern" "Since lnspector Paul Ko is the force's image model" "We reserve the right to sue said magazine for libel" "Are you going to sue them?" "Possibly" "The Police force suing them" "Or Paul Ko as an individual?" "We're awaiting legal adivse" "But if lnspector Ko decides to pursue legal action" "We have received a lot of pledges from different sections of the force to fully support him" "Can Paul Ko make an announcement to the media?" "Regarding this matter as of now, I personally am disappointed at a certain individual" "Who would that person be?" "Excuse me sir, is Tabby around?" "She is right by the baking oven" "Can't go with that" "Tricky and colorful I should have known you're a baker" "How did you know I was here" "You sued someone before the court has your records" "Keep quiet" "These people don't know my life outside the bakery" "Really?" "I came here to ask you something" "Let's talk outside my dad is on his way back" "Boss" "Tabby, where are you going?" "Who is this?" "You are her father?" "How are you, Uncle?" "You're calling me an uncle?" "You may be older than I am" "Why were you holding my daughter's hand?" "He's my friend" "I just came to ask her one question" "We decided to talk it over outside" "I'm interested to hear about it ask her now" "Dad" "Uncle, I think you won't be interested who raised you after your mom passed away?" "Is there anything I am not allowed to know about you?" "Why don't you just ask another day" "No, ask her now" "Uncle it was your call" "I just wanted to ask you if you've ever had sexual fantasies with me in it" "Have you?" "I have" "I told you it's not suitable for you" "What else then?" "The court hereby declares that you are convicted of seducing a judge" "What's the sentence?" "Life imprisonment" "You have to marry me" "You best get dressed now" "Fine, let's get married I'm not scared of you" "I can't call you uncle in the future can l?" "I have to call you daddy" "Daddy" "Ignore them, keep on baking" "This Weekly finally apologized to Paul Ko" "The magazine is publishing an open letter of apology across 6 major newspapers in Hong Kong today admitting that the impotent supercop story was baseless" "The Police Force has not had any comments" "My colleague has yet to contact Paul Ko himself" "And the PR Department at Police HQ is also helping us locate him" "Open letter of apology" "You know it's true why go through with the apology?" "I have decided you've been with me for 6 years" "Worked your way up from being a reporter" "I've never seen you hurt like that" "Even so, you need not issue an apology" "It's not good for the credibility of the magazine" "Forget it, we can take punches as much as we give them" "That's how the media world operates" "Keep making mistakes and keep apologizing" "Saying sorry doesn't mean you have to do things differently" "As for credibility" "You think a magazine like this has any?" "Thanks" "Anyway, it's a scary world outside" "If you can't find another job and is not afraind of bad karma" "You can always come back" "Anything I can help you on, Miss?" "I'd like to buy a mattress belonging to this brand" "I'd like it to be a model before 1 997 have you got any?" "They've stopped production on that one try this" "It's been improved on, very comfortable" "No, I want that particular type" "Lady, our company improves with age" "Can't I just get that particular one?" "Where's the head?" "Where did it go?" "Where did the head go?" "Where is it?" "I taught you how to cross streets" "I've lost your head" "I'm so sorry" "I have already forgiven you" "I just don't know" "If you still want someone who could not satisfy you" "I just want someone who can teach me to cross the street" "I don't know where to go from here" "Raymond, got your invitation it scared me" "Didn't think you'd make the leap" "I'm sure you know" "That deep inside me I have a restless heart" "Obviously in the eyes of normal people having a restless heart means being a womanizer" "Yes of course..." "Sir, maybe you have not met a woman who makes you impulsive" "Here comes the bride!" "Tabby's so beautiful" "My daughter" "Dad, what are you doing?" "Your outfit is so old fashioned" "You're worse off than I am" "Let's go" "Dad, your suit looks really good" "Must have a lot of historical value" "Uncle" "What happened?" "Dressed up like someone who leapt out of a tomb" "You still made compliments?" "Even though your dad's only slighty older than I am" "He's still an elder to us" "We have to respect dad's choice of fashion" "Some people like red others prefer green" "Quick...." "Really pretty" "If dad had seen us dressed like this" "He must be really thrilled" "Look, it's so horrible" "Where?" "Like a member of the longneck tribe" "Look at your two little piggy hands so cute" "They make clanging sounds" "You both look so old fashioned" "Why did you change again?" "You're trying to play tricks or what?" "Come on, let's just go" "the bride and groom are already inside" "Did you really not mind coming along with me" "I do actually" "Then let me go in alone" "But I would hate it even more if you went in alone" "Welcome" "Congratulations" "Thank you" "Best wishes" "You're quite small" "Where am I small in particular?" "Everywhere and everything" "Sorry about last time" "Excuse us for a second" "I surfed the web and found a medicine" "It's for external use oil based and just spread it on" "I have a friend who is a doctor in France" "He tried the medicine on the surface of sea cucumbers" "Those sea cucumbers end up becoming inedible" "They turned harder than steel objects" "Interested in trying?" "I know all about you and him" "Don't trust every word guys say" "I actually didn't look forward to seeing you" "Because you were Raymond's favorite ex-girlfriend" "Actually I really like your honesty" "Ladies and Gentlemen!" "Let's ask the bride and groom to cut the cake with us, OK?" "Good!" "Oh no, I have the wrong outfit again" "No worries, father-in-law" "You don't have to match with ours" "Just match with yours and you're fine" "Come up for the picture" "Cool jacket" "Let's take the picture together" "OK" "Let's get ready 1...2...3" "One more time, 1...2...3" "Bye" "Marry me" "I'll be your knight in shining armor" "I'm not kidding, I'm being serious" "Don't laugh" "Marry me" "Say yes" "Marry him" "Marry him" "Yeah!" "Kiss her!" "I'm suffocating, I can't breathe" "Hello?" "Inspector Ko, I found the criminal that got away last time" "Inspector?" "You sure it's him?" "Yes" "I'm coming over now call to let the chief know" "Latest survey indicates that" "Young people aging from 14 to 25" "Have started to change their views on sex" "Let's hear what they have to say" "In the last 3 days" "Were you aroused by any members of the opposite sex?" "Your phone is ringing, lady" "Oh, thanks" "Hello?" "Carrie, I have movement down there!" "It moved?" "Get home quickly and wait for me" "Sure, I'm going now, wait for me" "My bag..." "Thanks" "Your micro..." "Keep it for me" "Carrie..." "Carrie, it's been three months" "I finally got back what I lost" "I can't today" "Then pretend I did not say anything just now" "Bummer, huh?" "I was kidding!" "The happiest moment for every woman is when the man she loves is able to fulfill himself"