"Da?" "Sunt locotenentul Mathis de la Fortele Speciale de Politie." "Acestea sunt acreditarile mele." "Par a fi in regula." "Veniti cu mine." "Obisnuiau sa spuna ca un spion bun este un simplu spion,si inauntru si afara." "Trandafiri,figurine de Tanagra si Debussy." "Canta Debussy in fiecare dupa amiaza de la apus pana era prea intuneric ca sa mai poata citi notele." "Statea mult timp in cap, manca bomboane." "Isi lasa intestinele in jos si le spala cu mana." "Ceva ce a invatat in timpul calatoriei in Tibet." "M, ce ti-a dat?" "Am uitat sa mentionez leii." " Lei si...mai multi lei." " Suntem inconjurati de lei." "Nu am venit aici sa fiu devorat de simbolurile monarhiei!" "Te avertizez, M, daca este o capcana..." "Calmati-va domnilor." "Nu e nici o capcana, va asigur." "Leii sunt doar curiosi." "El are putini vizitatori." "Asta o pot crede." "Un rai veritabil, nu-i asa, domnilor?" "Un rai fara Eva este o absurditate." "Un spion bun este doar un spion." "Nu bun." "Grozav." "Cel mai mare spion din istorie, domnilor." "Adevaratul, unicul, originalul James Bond." " Domnii sunt aici, Sir James." " Multumesc." " Dragul meu Bond." " Dragul meu M." "Ransome, CIA, Sir James." "J-Junior cipher c-clerk in m-my day, nu-i asa, Ransome?" "Yes, sir." "JCC, class G, SIC to SCCT." "CIA, Washington DC." "Smernov, KGB, Sir James." "Ah, da." "Inspector de teren." "Ikon 988, GPU, sectorul Siberian." "Imi amintesc de individul asta..." "Lenin, foarte bine." "organizator de prima clasa, gandire da clasa a doua." "Le Grand, Sir James." "Deuxième bureau." "Promovat in sfarsit de la micile vicii?" "Arati incredibil de bine, James." "Timpul, dragul meu M, nu exista intre peretii acestia." " Astia nu sunt reali." " Da, un stigat indepartat din infinita noastra lume." "Pe vremea mea spionajul era o alternativa la razboi." "Spionul era membrul al unei selecte si imaculate tagme preotesti, devotat vocational, sublim dezinteresat." "Aceasta este o descriere palida a acestui acrobat sexual insensibil ce lasa femeile gafaind in urma sa." "Ce vrei sa spui..." " Stii foarte bine ce vreau sa spun." "Ingamfatul acela caruia i-ai dat numele si numarul meu." "Dragul meu James,cand ne-ai parasit eram un departament mic, sub-finantat, ridicol de prost echipat." "Era esential ca legenda ta sa fie pastrata." "Fara un James Bond 007, nimeni nu ne-ar fi respectat." "El si ale lui dispozitive nenorocite." "Trebuie sa ne folosim de armele timpului nostru." "Am remarcat." "Tu, Ransome, cu acel truc cu garoafa care s-scuipa cianura." "Ar trebui sa-ti fie rusine." "Rusii au inceput." "Si tu, Smernov,cu un arsenal ascuns in bocancii aia grotesti." "Asculta-le cum zdrangane." "Si tu, Le Grand,cu otrava diferita si mortala in fiecare din butonii tai zburatori." "Si tu, M, cu stilourile tale aruncatoare de flacari." "V-V-Voi sunteti o gluma de spioni, domnilori." "Suntem in ultima jumatate a secolului 20, Sir James." " Chiar si tu trebuie sa recunosti." " De ce ar trebui, daca eu ii pot face fata?" "Priviti-mi gradina." "Acolo afara, este un trandafir negru." "Nu rosu inchis, negru." "Ca o aripa de corb in miezul noptii." "N-as schimba nici macar o singura petala pentru nimic din ce are lumea voastra de oferit, inclusiv un Aston M-Martin cu accesorii mortale." "Aveti numai dispret pentru proletariat, Sir James." "Asta stim." "Daca nu v-as cunoaste bine, as spune ca v-ati pierdut increderea in democratie." "Poti sparge sticla, dar nu poti opri vremea." "Lucrurile merg rau." "Am pierdut 11 agenti in ultimile 2 saptamani - 7 ucisi, 4 disparuti." " Tizul meu este printre ei?" " Ar putea foarte bine sa fie maine." "8 dintre ai nostri au primit de lucru - 2 la Pentagon." " 16." " KGB este deplorabil." "Nu pot calcula exact cifrele." "Inamicul a patruns in cele mai secrete cercuri ale noastre." " Ne citeste gandurile." " Din ce stim, este cu ochii pe noi acum." "Sunteti siguri ca nu este unul sau m-mai multi dintre voi?" " Nu, nu." " Sigur." "Pana trece pericolul, trebuie sa fim uniti in apararea tuturor spionilor, mari sau mici, indiferent de nationalitate." "Necazurile fac oamenii rai si ciudati, dar de ce, in puterea unitatii voastre, deranjati un domn care s-a retras?" "Avem nevoie de inspiratia ta de a ne conduce." "Te rugam da-ne beneficiul incomparabilelor tale puteri de deductie." " Pentru toti oamenii liberi si iubitori." " Pentru glorioasa revolutie socialista." "Daca imi permiteti sa intrerup aceasta insiruire de clisee , este momentul zilei pe care l-am stabilit pentru Debussy." "Poate acesta fi omul care a castigat Victoria Cross la Mafeking?" "Eroul de la Ashanti Uprising?" "Ce geniu irosit in serviciul unui imperiu prabusit." "De ce, in apogeul carieirei, a decis Bond sa se retraga?" "Mata Hari, dragul meu." " Care este legatura?" " Femeia din viata lui." " Nu pricep." " A fost dureroasa lui datorie s-o momeasca dealungul frontierei Spaniei prin Franta, unde a abandonat-o in fata unui detasament de tragatori." "Chiar a iubit-o." "Deci, James?" "Imi pare rau, batrane, dar ce imi ceri e imposibil." "Poate asta i-ti va schimba decizia." "Dosarul meu vorbeste de loialitatea mea." "Dar nu, nici macar pentru ea, McTarry." "Imi pare rau, James." "Acela este semnalul lui McTarry ." "Fiti gata." " Zero." " On." " Foc!" " Foc!" "Mai sus cu 200!" " Centrul catre Baza." " Spune." "Incepeti cu Smersh Planul B." "Sir James Bond s-a intors, cu moralitatea lui, juramintele lui, si cu imaginea de celibatar." "Trebuie sa distrugem aceasta imagine." "Riverbank catre Baza." " Spune." " Tinta tocmai a intrat in Scotia." " Castelul lui M catre baza." " Numele lui M este McTarry." "Foloseste-l." "Planul B in functiune." "Castelul lui McTarry complet ocupat , cu o singura modificare." "Agent Mimi este acum vaduva lui M." "Agentul Mimi a impresionat-o pe Lady Fiona?" "Ea a fost cel mai bun agent Scotian." "Si asta este tot ce a mai ramas din McTarry." "Sotul dumneavoastra a murit asa cum a trait, Lady Fiona.In serviciul Majestatii Sale." "M-am gandit ca ar fi dureroasa mea datorie d-de-a aduce vestile." "Cum ati stiut ca sotul dumneavostra M - imi pare rau, McTarry - a murit?" " Ni s-a spus." "Va pot intreba cine v-a spus?" " Grey Piper." " Cine?" "Spune-i lui Sir James despre Grey Piper, lass." "Ori de cate ori un McTarry moare, el coboara din munti, over the loch and through the heather, intonand bocetul clanului." "Noi punem intotdeauna un "tappit-hen" de "usquebaugh" in fata usilor castelului." " "Tappit-hen"?" " Un sfert de whisky." " Este intr-adevar un cimpoier?" " Nu stim." "Dar este acelasi de 600 de ani." " Nu a mai ramas nimic?" " Ma tem ca nimic despre care sa putem vorbi." "A fost gasita intr-un copac, 100 de metri de unde stateam." "Scoasa, asa cum era,si a zburat ca o p-pasare." "But whether it is an article of apparel or an anatomical f-feature, that is the question." "Ar trebui sa-l inmormantam Crestineste?" "Just how p-personal is a toupee?" "Poate fi privita doar ca o "peruca"." "Eliza,pune-o langa celelalte relicve ale gloriei lui McTarry ." "We all ken that our beloved McTarry of the Glen was a different man in Whitehall." "Dar femeile McTarry nu pun niciodata intrebari." "In conformitate cu traditiile clanului, cand lordul moare un tap negru trebuie luat viu din Ben Tarry de cartre 6 virgine desculte." "Eu insami il sacrific." "Ficele smulg stomacul, si-l umplu cu maruntaie." "Minunate maruntaie." "Il parjolesc, il fierb, si apoi il servesc." "Si il mananca?" " Duhoare fierbinte." " Suna d-delicios." "Incepem festinul la miezul noptii, washing' the haggis down wi' usquebaugh." "One gies strength to the limbs, the other fire to the blood for dancin'." " Danseaza?" " The McTarry funeral fling." ""Argar, argar garar goru argar" it goes." "Foarte m-miscator." " Ah,dansam pana ne prabusim." "Dupa o pauza de o ora, cimpoierul ne trezeste cu melodia din "Away to the Grouse"" "si noi plecam la o memorabila vanatoare de cocosi de munte." "D-Dar nu este sezon de vanatoare pentru cocosii de munte?" "Ori de cate ori moare un McTarry, se face sezon pentru cocosii de munte." "Eu sunt Heather." "Eu sunt Meg." "Baia dumneavoastra e pregatita, Sir James." " Multumesc." " La capatul culoarului." " Sunteti foarte amabile." " Lasa-ne sa te ajutam." " Nu,multumesc." "M-ma descurc..." " Intotdeauna il ajutam pe Tati." "Cate sunteti aici?" "F-fiice,vreau sa spun ." " 11 cu totul." " 11?" "O-oh Doamne." "Si ce varste aveti?" "Cine este cea mai..." "Cati ani are cea mai tanara?" " 16." " Si cea mai in varsta?" "19." "Asta inseamna ca sunt doar...?" "Ai grija cu rotula mea." "Sunt numai 3 ani intre voi 11?" "Unele dintre noi suntem adoptate." "Inteleg." "Usurel." " In casa asta sunt b-barbati?" " Nimeni in afara de cimpoieri." "Tatalui meu ii plac numai fetitele." "T-Tatal tau a fost un om d-diferit in Whitehall." "Verific temperatura apel cum faceam intotdeauna pentru tatal meu." "Obisnuia sa-mi spuna micul lui termometru." "Ei bine?" "Intra." " Sa intru?" " Intra!" "Esti sigura ca nu te i-inghesui?" "Intra." "I-ti place sa fii spalat pe spate?" "Multumesc." " Cum te c-cheama,draga mea?" " Buttercup." "Cati ani ai?" " 17." " Mergi la scoala?" " Taticu'ne-a invatat." "Uite." "Esti neted ca un bebelus." "Acum,intoarce-te." "In ce clasa esti?" "Can ye nae judge that for yourself, Sir James?" " Care este material ta preferata?" " Anatomia." "Asta este mediastinum." "Asta este orbicularis oris." "Asta este Azygos vein." "Asta este articular cartilage, si astia sunt synovial membranes." " Corect,corect." " Se face foarte frig!" " Quite." " My daddy liked it hotter." "I am not your d-da..." "Quite." "Multumesc." " La latifundie!" " La latifundie!" "In dreapta ta, Sir James" " Lady Mary, flica Lordului Douglas McTarry, violata de Campbells in 1622." "In legatura cu asta," "Lordul Douglas l-a trimis pe unicul sau flu Hamish s-o violeze pe Lady Campbell lassies." " In acelasi t-timp?" " Cei mai in varsta primii,desigur." "Cum a prezis scriptura." "Primul ia daruit tripleti." "Casatoria lor a inceput cu o binecuvantare generoasa, a contract of marriage was entered into which brought the McTarrys Black Loch, Ben Torn, the Shags of Raugh," "Glen Noch, and a good stretch of salmon water." "Toate cele bune." "Am intrebat, ea face...?" "Noapte buna, doamnelor." "Nu am avut somn gandindu-ma la iubita mea." "Toata noaptea am umblat,tarandu-ma ___________All the long night I walk, grovellin' in grief." "Consoleaza-ma, Jamie lad." "Da-mi umarul tau prietenesc ca sa pot plange." " Dublu, Jamie." " Zau, doamna!" "Prin prezenta declar vaduvia mea in acord cu traditia McTarry." "lasa-ma sa-ti flu mangaiere." "Dublu!" "A quaint custom, but one more honoured in the breach than in the observance." "Atunci va trebui sa platesti flautistul!" "Flautistul?" "M-ai auzit, you mean-mou'd, ill-willie cuif!" "You'll have to pay the piper!" "Robin!" "Jock!" "Sandy!" "Ai fost provocat la_____ to warsle cu Sir James." "He wants to warsle." "I haven't warsled for years." "I may be a little out of p-practice." "Play ball!" "Ha!" "Superbe!" "Formidabil!" "Splendid!" "Bravo!" "Magnific." "Dar..." "E surprinzator cat de repede se intorc toate." "Ah, bine." "Un mic somn de frumusete inainte de vanatoare,poate?" "Beaters, urmareste-o pe Marie peste ______ the butts." "Eliza, stacu mine pentru numaratoare." "Oh, iubirea mea este ca un trandafir, rosu that's newly sprung in June." " Foc, Mission." " Roger." " Fuse alarm missiles." " Roger." " Supercharge." " Roger." "Foc." "Butonul!" "Butonul!" "Butonul!" " Oh, draga!" " Ce bine ca mi te-ai alaturat." " Butonul!" "Butonul!" " Este cu el." "Magnetic!" "Homing device!" " Care buton este?" "Lasa-ma sa ma uit!" " Este un cutit in buzunarul meu." " Vezi!" " Da-mi drumul la maini._____Take off my braces." "Mainile." "Si acum, doamna, daca esti draguta sa-mi dai cateva raspunsuri." "Ordinele noastre au fost sa te corupem, _____to befoul your image of yourself." "Failing that, we were to kill you." " Am vazut." " Uite!" "Au gasit butonul." " Cine ti-a dat aceste ordine?" " Authority." "International Mothers' Help, East Berlin." "Jolly good sport, what?" "Esti ranit." "'Tis but a thimbleful." "But heart's blood." "Cu bine, Jamie." "Draga mea." "Din nou." "Spune din nou." "James Bond, my jo James." "James Bond, my jo." "Draga mea." "Inca o cerere." "Ultima." "Gandeste-te la mine ca la a doua femeie din viata ta." "Cea dupa Mata Hari." "Saruta-ma, Jamie." "Saruta-ma de la revedere." "Madam!" "Esti sigura ca esti pe moarte?" "Nu pe moarte, dar renuntand la viata mea." "Ma duc in alta lume." "Este un _____convent dupa acel deal." "Bond parasind Scotia acum." "Am inteles instructiunile." "Jag catre Dairy." "Legatura efectuata." " Pregateste-te sa livrezi laptele." " Dairy catre Jag." "Am inteles." " Pregateste-te, Remote Control." " Remote control gata." "Viteza gata." "Distanta gata." " Incepeti ____milk float." " Contact." " Distanta 75 yarzi." " Accelereaza." " Prima bomba." " Verificat." " Gap has widened." " 30 yarzi." " Retract detonators." " Check." " Tine-le." "Este prea aproape." " Viteza in scadere." "Ignora Jag." "Mareste viteza." " Distanta_____ gauge failing." " Vizibilitate in scadere." "Fara vizibilitate." "Schimb pe control automat." "Buna, Jag." "Ma receptionezi?" "Reduc viteza." "Sunt in linie dreapta." "Jag catre Dairy." "Redu viteza acum!" "Buna, Jag." "Vino aici, Jag." " Detonators out." " Out." "Doamne!" "Moneypenny." "Nu te-ai schimbat decloc." "De fapt, sunt fata doamnei Moneypenny." " Ce face draga ta mama?" " Dupoa ce ai plecat, ____ she took the vows." "That seems to be the in thing to do these days." "Trebuie sa spun, acest loc imi rascoleste amintiri." "Da,mama mi-a spus cateva dintre ele." "She probably also told you that I'm partial to jasmine tea." "Lapsang Souchong." "Apropo, de cand am venit aici ai observat ca ma balbai?" " Nu, sir." " Anunta-ma cand observi." "Nu am timp acum pentru asa ceva." " Vei avea nevoie de mine la noapte, sir?" " Aproape sigur." "Daca vol prelua acest departamen, trebuie sa stiu toate secretele lui M." "Nu cele personale, desigur." " Va urez bine ati revenit, Sir James." " Multumesc..." " Hadley, sir." " Bineinteles." "Esti..." " Fiul tatalui meu, sir." " Si unde este tatal tau acum?" " In acelasi loc, sir." " Asta e incurajator." "Punema-la curent." "Cine in ce misune e?" " Nu e o imagine prea frumoasa." " De ce e asa de sumbru?" "Mi se pare ca au fost lichidati." "Finlanda - injunghiat pana a murit intr-o sauna pentru femei, sir." "Madrid - ars intr-un bordel, sir." "Si Tokyo, sir - strangulat intr-o casa de geishe." "Este dezolant ca "agent secret" a devenit sinonim cu "maniac sexual"." " Apropo, unde este omologul meu?" " A trebuit sa ne descotorosim de el, sir." "Acum face televiziune." "De ce sunt doua steaguri in Caraibe?" "Nu am mai fost in contact pentru o luna, sir." "Nu am fost siguri care a plecat." " Cine e acolo?" " Nepotul dvs., sir." "Jimmy Bond." "Mai mult o dezamagire, din pacate, micul Jimmy." "Asculta." "Nu poti sa ma impusti." "I have a very low threshold of death." "Doctorul meu spune ca nu pot fi impuscat niciodata." "What if I said I was pregnant?" "Pot sa fumez o ultima tigara?" "Ma voi lasa in orice zi de acum incolo." "Multumesc." "¡Listos!" "Iti dai seama ca asta inseamna o scrisoare cu repros catre The Times." "¡Apunten!" "¡Fuego!" "La revedere, fraierilor!" "¡Apunten!" "¡Fuego!" "And so I think we'd better count him out, sir." "Yes." "Hadley, we're up against an opposition of fiendish ingenuity." " They make incredible use of women." " Yes, they tend to nowadays." "Female spies harassed me in Scotland, female spies chased me to London." "We need an AFSD - Anti-Female-Spy Device." "We find the one man all women want, then we train him not to want women." "Toti agentii nostri wantable au disparut, sir." "Asta e momentul in care intervii tu." "Verifica toate documentele auxiliare." "Toate, sir?" "O sa dureze toate noaptea." "Mama ta lucra cel mai bine noaptea." "Sa continuam?" " Si care este numele tau?" " Cooper, Big Eyes." "Dar spune-mi Coop." " Ca un cotet de pasari." " Asta's eu." " Trebuie sa notez calificarea ta." " Inaltime 6ft 1/2, 184lb." "Trofee la karate si judo, detinator al centurii negre Kamasutra." " Impresionant." "Cum traduci asta?" " O sa-ti arat." "I have to check 15 more auxiliaries in alphabetical..." "Call Mr Zacharias and tell him not to wait up." "The vacancy's just been filled." "A first-class performance, Cooper." "Excellent." " Your primary statistics fit the bill." " We aim to please, sir." "You will start your AFSD training immediately." "Moneypenny, get a few dozen girls for Cooper to start with." " Moneypenny?" " A few dozen girls..." "I appreciate your confidence, sir." "All agents and trainees will now be known as James Bond 007, including the girls." "Won't that be confusing, sir?" "The enemy won't know which way to turn." "You are now James Bond." "Congratulations, 007." "And you, 007... sir." "Good hunting, 007." "Doesn't that do something to you, 007?" "It does but I'm being trained to ignore it." "Beauty's only skin-deep." "How about some skin diving?" "Not today, Lorelei." "Right." "Ting-Ling." "You know that every fifth child born in the world is Chinese?" " They'll have to keep it up without me." " Why are you so inscrutable?" " That's meant to be our racket." " You might be a double agent." " What would you do if I was?" " Whether you are or not, sayonara." "Next." "Shirley." " You're not Shirley." " No." "I'm the new secret weapon." " I've just been perfected." " Yes, haven't you?" " They've kept me under wraps." " Lucky them." "What do you do that's so secret?" "I don't do anything." "But unless you're one of them, you do." "You're really learning to put up quite a resistance." " It goes against my nature." " I sense that too." " What are you doing after the exercise?" " Getting my head examined." "Our man in Delhi tells us gold will be up two points by midday tomorrow." "Buy gold." " It'll cost you three nuclear warheads." " Offer two." "Your offer for Rockefeller Center is accepted." "I've changed my mind." "I like London." "What about Lord Nelson's statue?" "It was delivered today, Miss Lynd." "My dear Miss Lynd." " Who are you, sir?" " I am Sir James Bond." "But I thought you were retired, Sir James." "The whole world believes you were eaten by a shark." "That was no shark, that was my personal submarine." "But enough of this polite conversation." " What is the purpose of your visit?" " I desperately need your help." "My dear Sir James, I hardly ever undertake assignments these days." "I can see why, but I think I can persuade you to undertake this one." "Your reputation is remarkable." "But believe me when I say I save all my energies for business." "I have here a writ for just over £5 million tax arrears." "If you were to be cooperative," "I could arrange easy payments and a substantial discount?" "Perhaps we should discuss this matter in comfort, Sir James." "Thank you." "What a charming outfit that is." "Do you often wear that in the office?" "If I wore it in the street, people might stare." "You said, Sir James, you needed my help." "I did, didn't I?" "I have a dossier on a man who works at the Buckingham Club." "His name is Evelyn Tremble." "Mr Evelyn Tremble?" " Yes, that's right." " Isn't Evelyn a girl's name?" "No, it's mine actually." " Do you know me from somewhere?" " Your book:" "Tremble On Baccarat." "I've studied it very closely." "At night, in my bed." "Is that where you study it?" "There are several passes you describe in your book which I don't fully understand." "Which passes are these?" "They're all marked." "I would have to have my book." "Your book." "And my book is in..." "My bed." "You're winning tonight." "I'll send my car for you." " Yes?" " Hello." "It's me, Evelyn Tremble." "Hello, Mr Tremble." "Can you hold on for a moment?" "Eric?" "Don't forget to empty the deepfreeze first thing in the morning." "Hello, Mr Tremble." "I'm so sorry to keep you waiting, but I was just seeing someone off." "Come right up, all right?" "Bye-bye." " So nice of you to come." " My pleasure." "This way." "The look of love" "Is in your eyes" "A look your smile can't disguise" "The look oflove" "It's saying so much more than just words could ever say" "And what my heart has heard" "Well, it takes my breath away" "I can hardly wait to hold you" "Feel my arms around you" "How long I have waited" "Waited just to love you" "Now that I have found you" "You've got the look of love" "It's on your face" "The look that time can't erase" "Hello." "Hello." "That's Lord Nelson, isn't it?" " Yes." "Isn't he beautiful?" " Yes." " And do you know what he said?" " What?" "England expects every man to do his duty." "So he did, yes." "But this is Mayfair." "Lord Nelson's in Trafalgar Square surely." "No, not any more." "He's mine." "Haven't you read the papers today?" " I don't normally get them quite so early." " I get 'em before they're printed." "I suppose you can do anything if you have money." "Why don't you come down to me?" "Thank you very much." "Lovely place you've got down there." "Sit here." "I do so like to feel comfortable whatever I'm doing." "Yes indeed." "Yes." "The more relaxed the muscles, the better the synchronisation between mind and body." "I should think you're frightfully synchronised, Mr Tremble." " Martini?" " What about them?" "I was just about to offer you one." "The things I didn't understand too well in your book." "Let me see..." "Was it in chapter seven or chapter six?" "Chapter six probably." "Though of course it could have been chapter seven." "Have you got the book or is it still in your bed?" "I believe it is." "Well, we'd better go right through the book, hadn't we?" "Do you get many complaints from the neighbours?" "Do you really think that your system is completely faultless?" " Which system?" " Your system for winning at baccarat." "Yes, yes." "The Evelyn Tremble system is faultless." "Good." "Come on." "We have more to do." "More?" "I like a man who is able to retain his own personality, no matter what the circumstances." "Yes." "No matter how he's dressed." "They say it's the clothes that make the man." "If we're gonna work together, I have to know what kind of a man you are." "I thought you might have gathered a little from..." "I want to see what happens when you put on a different hat, a costume." "You know, that sort of thing." " You like that sort of thing, eh?" " You'll find clothes in there." "Put them on." "Well, if you think it's really necessary." "Unless you'd like to go around one more time." "One more time?" "There is nothing wrong with the British Army that a damn good swim won't cure." "Now, Evelyn Tremble." "38 years old, born in Highgate." "Hello, sailor." "The wrong one, yes?" "Perfect." "Distinguishing birthmark, little scar on right shoulder, strawberry-shaped birthmark on left thigh." "Well, there's nothing unusual in that." "No." "I myself have an apricot one on my hip." "Well, I'll show you my strawberry if you'll show me your apricot." "Author of a book on baccarat." "Have you ever heard of a man called Le Chiffre?" "Yes." "An excellent card player." "He once wrote me a fan letter." "Keep your hands there." "Perfect." "Lovely." "I devoted a chapter to him in my book." "His forte is baccarat." "Beside baccarat, he deals in lechery." "Well, nobody's perfect." "Do you think you can win against Le Chiffre?" "Well, you'll remember that to operate my system completely free of risk a stake of £100,000 is required." "Yes, I remember." "Stand still." "I'm gonna give you a 500th at f2." "That's the nicest thing that anyone's ever said to me." "What would you say if I offered to stake you in a game against Le Chiffre?" "What?" "I put up the money, you play the game and we split 50-50." " I think I'll go now if you don't mind." " What's wrong?" "I enjoyed the earlier part of this evening very much." "I shall always remember the pleasure of your company." "I didn't even mind this dressing-up bit." "But I do mind bloody unnecessary jokes about the one thing I really know well." "Evelyn, I'm serious." "It's because you know about baccarat that I'm not joking." "You said you needed £100,000?" " It's yours." " That's fantastic." "But look here." "Old Le Chiffre would never agree to play me." "He's read my book." "He'd recognise my name." " No, no." "Not any more." " Why?" "We have chosen a new name for you." "James Bond." "Welcome to the James Bond 007 training school." "It's a small Minnox camera, isn't it?" "A friend of mine's got one of those." " It's Mr Bond, isn't it?" " Yes." "If you'd be good enough to sign here, sir." "It's not for me." "It's for the Official Secrets Act." "Of course." "Eyes right!" "Eyes front!" " Carry on, Sergeant Major." " Yes, sir." "Mark time!" "Halt!" "About turn." "You really do stock everything at Harrod's." "Don't pay too much attention." "It's all basic stuff." "It'll be out of date by the January sales." " Good morning, Johnson." " Sir!" "May I tell you something?" " I'm being followed." " I know." "It's part of the training." "Shadowing people without being seen." "The whole point is I can quite clearly see the man who is shadowing me." "Oh!" "Him." "Don't worry about him." "He's not one of our trainees." " He's our security man." " I see." "Good morning, lnspector." "Don't let me interrupt you." "On the command, the head is turned thus, the hat is aimed thus, the gun is fired thus." "Yes, we're still working on that one." "Now to Agents' Outfitting." "Here we are." " Morning, Q." " Good morning, Fordyce." "New man." "If I could bother you for the signature, sir." "I shouldn't use that pen." "The moment the nib touches the paper, it releases a stream of poisonous gas into the writer's eye." "Good heavens!" "What will they think of next?" "I won't be going near that." "I suppose it's useful if you want to send anyone a..." "Poison-pen letter." "All our new men say that." "I reply "I don't wish to know that." "Kindly leave Ml5."" "Yes, sir." "We have a very highly developed sense of humour down here." "It isn't the only thing that's highly developed down here." "Fordyce!" " Wristwatch." " Sir." "1965 Rolex Oyster Perpetual." "Date indicator and log table round the outer band." "And a thing that shows you what shape the moon is." " Now, this is very important." "Try it on." " Let me help you." "It's your means of reporting to us and our means of contacting you." "Channel six, Fordyce." "Don't worry too much about him, sir." "Channel six it is, sir." "I don't think I know which one is which myself now, sir." "Look at your watch and tell me what you see." "It's five and 20 minutes past 11 ." "It's the 14th of March and..." "I said channel six, Fordyce." "Well, nobody's perfect." "But it's absolutely amazing!" "I've never seen anything like this." "It's a two-way television and radio wristwatch." "It's an American idea." "They got it from one of their comic strips." " Good heavens." " Ah!" "Tea." "Three lumps." "It's an incredible thing, this." "Which side do you dress, sir?" " I usually dress away from the window." " It's just some protective clothing, sir." "Let me help you out of your hampering things." "And it is of course Sanforized, sir, non-iron, and also available in chocolate, oyster or clerical grey." " It's hand-reefed and double-charvered." " Is it?" " It's a little tight around the..." " Poison capsule compartment?" "I'm sure we can let it out above the switchblade and Geiger counter." "Do what you can, Fordyce." "Your intercom button's in here with midget transmitters for short-range contacts." "There's an infrared camera, a tape recorder in the shoulder padding, a Beretta in the buttonhole, and a cute little minigun in the gusset." "Yes." "Just one thing." "What happens if I suddenly need to go somewhere?" "In this, sir?" "You'll find safety instructions under the left lapel." "Don't worry." "You're in very good hands here." "Now this won't hurt a bit, sir." " Who g-gave you these orders?" " International Mothers' Help, East Berlin." "There it is, Hadley." "Our only clue." "The voice of a beautiful woman." "We've checked it out, sir." "It's a Smersh cover operation, sir." "It supplies baby-sitters and au pair girls to some of the most important families." "Then it must be infiltrated by someone absolutely reliable." " I hope you weren't thinking of me." " I was thinking of Mata." " You can't mean Mata Hari, sir." " No, her daughter Mata Bond." " Mata Bond, sir?" " Her mother gave her that name because I happen to be the child's sort of godfather." "And to think that you knew Mata Hari!" "She really was one of the greats." "Yes." "Great little dancer, terrible spy." "Whereas young Mata is a terrible dancer." "Might be a great little spy." "It's uncanny." "Quite uncanny." "What memories it brings back." "Paris, Berlin, Vienna." "How madly we danced through the night." " I was disguised as a Hungarian hussar..." " What are you going on about?" "You're the very image of your mother and every bit as beautiful." "You knew my mum?" "I am Sir James Bond." " Daddy!" " My child." " Snail's egg?" " No, thanks." "They don't agree with me." "Well, you're a charmer, aren't you?" "You dump me in an orphanage when I'm three, and now, because you need me..." "It really was very difficult." "My career was at its height..." "It was a traumatic experience, I can tell you, being the illegitimate daughter of Mata Hari and James Bond." "Still, you do get my monthly paychecks?" "Your monthly paychecks went on analysts' fees." "That's why I came here." "I had to get away from it all." "I had no idea." "Well, I must say, you seem to be very comfortable here." "It's crazy." "You want a drag?" "No, thank you." "I'm trying to give that up." "Who are all these people?" "They're the high priests of the temple." "OK, Fred." "Hop it." "Extraordinary performance." "They seem to treat you like a goddess." "Well, I am the Celestial Virgin of the Sacred Altar." " Figuratively speaking, of course." " Of course." "Some tea." "A cup of tea." "Splendid." "It's made from poppy seeds." "Two cups of this and you're stoned out of your mind." "Thank you." "You know, if you weren't my dad, I think I could fancy you." "Well, that's very good of you, my dear." " Rather warm in here, don't you think?" " Cool it, Charlie." "So you want me to go to Berlin, huh?" "Now, Mata." "You remember the old house on the Feldmannstrasse?" " Where Mum had her dancing school." " It's become international Mothers' Help." "But that's just a cover for its real function." "It is..." " Does he speak English?" " Hey, Charlie." "Speak English?" " No." " Good." "It is a training centre for what are commonly referred to as spies." "You are eminently suited to infiltrate the organisation." "Two weeks' briefing in London and you're off to Berlin." "You want me to be a spy like Mum, huh?" " Well!" " Family tradition, my dear." "Do I get an exploding briefcase and a secret transmitter?" " That won't be necessary." " I have to have some equipment." "Your mother wiped out three divisions of infantry and five of cavalry and..." "Well, frankly, she had much less equipment than you have." "If you have any problems, contact London immediately." " Are there any questions?" " Well, I have got one question." " How do I get to Berlin?" " Oh, dear!" "Silly me." "Taxi!" " Where to?" " Berlin." " East or West?" " West, of course." "Well, that's all right, then." " Say goodbye to Dad for me." " Yes." "Have a good trip." "Jolly good luck." "Get out of it, you lunatic!" "What are you trying to do?" "Come on!" "Move." "Get out of it." "Get out the way!" "Go on." " That'll be £482 15s 9d." " You'll have to wait." "I've been caught like that before." "I haven't had my dinner yet." " I don't have any change." " Here we go." "What about my dinner then, eh?" "What a liberty." "Any fish and chip shops round here, mush?" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "I'm here to enrol as a student." "What are your qualifications?" " I am the daughter of Mata Hari." " Mata Hari!" " You are a liar." " Am I?" "Well, what about this, then?" "My little Mata Hari!" " I told you she'd come back!" " Silence!" "Or I will switch you off." "Not that!" "Anything but that." "You're even more fascinating than your mother." "You must be Frau Hoffner, Mum's teacher." " I had that honour." " You must be Polo." "She remembers me, her little Polo." "She remembers me." " Welcome home." " Welcome indeed." "Shtum!" "The Mata Hari School of Dancing is the only international school of espionage." "There is no political prejudice here." "We train Russian spies for America und American spies for Russia." " Very democratic." " Very democratic." "Some of the greatest spies in the world have graduated from this institution." " Von Grudendorf, Malenvosky..." " Peter Lorre, Bela Lugosi." "Here we have the decoding and cipher class." "We are even training animals as espionage agents." "We have in the Kremlin a Russian-speaking parrot in constant radio communication with the Pentagon." "Und here is our class in karate und self-defence." "Excuse me." "I have an important conference to attend." "Polo, you will show Mata to her room." "Please, follow me." "Mata?" "Allow me." " Thank you." " Follow me." "My battery needs recharging." " Might be your head needs examining." " No, I had that examined last week." "This is your mother's room." "It has not been opened since she left here in 1916." "You see?" "Nothing has been touched." "It's a wild room." "Hey, what an enormous bed." "The German army was very large in those days." "To see you here in your mother's room brings back such happy memories." "Here." "What's all this about an important conference, hm?" "A representative of Le Chiffre is coming." "Tonight." "Who is Le Chiffre?" "Nobody knows." "Not even Le Chiffre." "What's the conference about then, hm?" "Le Chiffre is trying to raise money by selling his unique art collection." " Why does he need money?" " He is a compulsive gambler, that's why." "Und he is using organisation funds for his gambling!" " You mean Smersh?" " Smersh!" "If he does not pay off his debts, he will be liquidated." "Liquidated?" "Who by?" " By them." " You mean...?" "You're so like your mother." "You're driving me mad." " Well, you haven't got far to go." " Come to me, my little Mata." "Come!" "About time you were back in your box, innit?" "You must forgive me." "I lose control of myself." " I'm a mad fool." "Mad." " You want an argument?" " Remember, forget everything I tell you." " My lips are sealed." " Lips!" "Don't say such words." " Run along, sonny." "Le Chiffre." "Mm-hm." "It's the first john I've ever gone round with." "There you are." "I have been looking for you." " It is little Otto." " Who is he?" "One of your mother's lovers." "We often find them lying around." " Is he dead?" " Hard to tell." "He always looked like that." "Come along, child." "The auction is about to begin." "Auction?" "Tonight we are selling one of the finest art collections in Europe." " Le Chiffre's collection." " Who is Le Chiffre?" " The man who owns the collection." " What collection?" " The one to be auctioned." " Who said anything about an auction?" " You did." " Who am I?" " Frau Hoffner." " Never heard of her." "You're insane." " Quite insane." " I think she's right." "Gentlemen!" "Please take your seats and the auction will commence." "Thank you." "Gentlemen, I am here tonight on behalf of Le Chiffre, of whom you will have heard, to auction this unique collection of art treasures." "Are there any specific bidding instructions?" "When we sit, we are bidding." "When we stand, we are not bidding." "We'll do our bidding sitting down." "When we stand up, we're not bidding." "We stand, we bid." "We no stand, we no bid." "And the British representatives?" "Well, I don't know actually." "A bit of both, I suppose, really." " Is that all right with you chaps?" " That's fine." "Very well, gentlemen." "Now then." "This is an extraordinarily embarrassing item, one of the classic blackmail items of all time." "What am I bid for this priceless picture?" "£14 10s." " 300 roubles." " 300 roubles." " $1,000." " $1,000." " 2 million Chinese dollars." " 2 million Chinese dollars?" "Look at this masterpiece, gentlemen." "Surely we can do better than that." " Here, what about my fare?" " Get out!" " Here!" " Stop it!" "Whatever you do, you must not let Le Chiffre raise the money." "Who are you?" "I'm Carleton Towers of the FO." " FO?" " The Foreign Office, dear." "Wait outside and keep the motor running." " 200,000 American dollars!" " £100,000!" " A wagonload of vodka!" " 70 million tons of rice!" " 60 tons of caviar!" " 30 million trucks!" "Hey!" "It's war!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Get me the Pentagon!" "Hello, Fenella?" "I shan't be able to get back for dinner." "A sort of war's broken out." "You should not have done this thing." "Now I will have to kill you." "What are you doing to me?" "No!" "Positive, negative - I never know which is which." "Give me those films." "She's got the films!" "Grab her!" "Get her!" "Get her!" "Now look here." " Taxi!" " Tally-ho!" "I'm sorry, madam." " Let me go!" "Taxi!" " Over here!" "Come on!" " Good Lord!" "Captain Towers?" " How nice to see you." "This way!" "No, no!" "Down." "No." " Where to, miss?" " London!" " Le Chiffre speaking." " The scheme was a failure." "And also Dr Noah knows what you've been up to." " What now?" " I'll just have to raise the money." " But how?" " How?" "By playing baccarat." "But Le Chiffre, what about me?" "What's going to happen to me?" "Thank you." "And welcome to France, Monsieur Bond." "We don't want our little talk to be overheard." "Get in the car." "Well, there's nothing to talk about, is there?" "Perhaps." "Perhaps not." "The point is you must not allow yourself to become involved." "Don't forget there are many people here who loathe and despise you." "I have to warn you, Bond, my instructions are that you play your game with Le Chiffre and leave immediately." "No one can be such a perverse idiot as to assault a customs official." " It may just be natural talent, sir." " I have to warn Vesper." " You mean James Bond 007, sir." " Yes, yes, yes." "Vesper?" "James Bond 007?" " Vesper, are you there?" " Hello, Sir James." "Yes, I'm here." "I can't see you." "Your picture's gone." "No, it hasn't." "I was just getting into the bath." "Vesper, do you think Tremble could be a double agent?" "He has enough trouble being a single agent." "Leave him to me." "Right." "Over and out." "Mr Bond?" "Missed, Mr Bond." "Yes." "I am Miss Goodthighs." "I can see that." "You've got your cork still in your bottle." "So I have." "What are you going to do about it?" "Stick your arm out." "The management of the Hotel Tropical send their compliments and hope you will enjoy your stay with us." "I see." "Very sexy pants you're wearing, James." "Yes, they're the new double-O-fronts." "Tell me, Miss Goodthighs, how much did you tip the porter to let you in here?" " I just showed him a little kindness." " How much?" "Not too much." "He's 83." "It's a good year." "So..." "What can I do for you?" "The question should be what can I do for you?" " Have you got any suggestions?" " This, for one." "Tell me about yourself, James." "Well, I've had some pretty wild times in my life." "Could you move over a bit?" "You're lying on my loose change." "James, I need you." "Yes, yes, yes." "Well, I can understand that, my dear." " I want to know you better." " You're absolutely right." "My goodness, this is strong shampoo." "This really is." "I think I'd better freshen up a bit quick." "I'll be back in five minutes." "If I'm not, start without me." "James Bond playing at Casino Royale" "He won a lot of money and a gal at Casino Royale" "Oh, he's not really such a wonderful spy" "But winning lots of money and a gal, he's a fabulous guy" "Evelyn!" "Evelyn!" "Evelyn!" "Evelyn!" "Evelyn!" "Evelyn!" "Evelyn, wake up!" "Evelyn, what's the matter?" " Wake up!" "You were drugged." " What?" " You were drugged." " Yes, I know I was drugged." "I put the antidote pill in." "And then..." "Hey, I thought those antidote pills were supposed to give me 24-hour protection." " I've got to get Sir James Bond..." " There is no time for that." "Look at you!" "You're wearing your glasses and you know you're not supposed to." "James Bond doesn't wear glasses." "Yes, but I..." "It's just that I like to see who I'm shooting." "There are only a few hours left before the game." "Now, get freshened up." "Here, what about Miss Goodthighs?" "Don't worry." "I took care of her." "Now concentrate on the game." "Vesper, I've given this game a lot of thought." "When I go into that casino tonight," "I'm going to sit down opposite Le Chiffre, look him in the eye and say..." "No cards." " Neuf à la banque." " It's amazing!" "He never loses." "La banque gagne." "La partie est terminée." "Quiet." "Absolute silence, please." "For this experiment, I require the assistance of a young lady." "You, madam." "Look me in the eyes!" "And you, Georges, keep your eyes on my chips." "I present you with the levitation of the Princess Ayisha, an illusion taught to me by an ancient vegetarian in the mountain fastnesses of Tibet." "She feels no pain." "My assistants will enshroud her in this perfectly ordinary paisley shawl." "Now will you all place your hands on the table?" "Now let's get the show off the ground." "Keep your hand in place, madam, and continue to ascend into thin air." "Don't take your eyes from her, not one of you." "It is by your perfect concentration that the young lady remains floating in thin air." "Excuse me, madam." "Sorry to keep you hanging around." "Monsieur." "You wish to make a deposit?" " Yes." " How much?" " £100,000 sterling." " One hundred thou..." "You can keep the case with my compliments." "Thank you, monsieur." "Could we have the name, please?" "Bond." "James Bond." "James B..." " James Bond?" " Yes, James Bond." "Yes." "James Bond." "I wonder if you'd be kind enough to sign my autograph book." "It's not for me, you understand." "It's my little sister." "I wonder if you'd be kind enough to put your autograph on that receipt for the £100,000 sterling." "But of course, Mr Bond." "It's not for me, it's for somebody else." " Now what happens?" " We go to the casino director's office." "Point me." "Just point me." " What's the matter?" " Nothing." "Just a bit different from the Buckingham Club, that's all." " Bond has arrived." " Bond is here." "All staff on the alert." "Come in." "Ah!" "Hello." "How nice to see you again." " May I introduce..." " We have met." "Mr Slymington-Jones, Mr James Bond." "How do you do?" "Do make yourself comfortable." "I see you've put a tiger in your office." "Yes." "I have several actually." "That one that you so cleverly spotted, the head on the wall over there, and the one you're about to trip over." "Do be careful." "Yes." "The man in the white coat is Le Chiffre." "Don't be afraid." "It's a one-way mirror." " Which way?" " That way." " No card." " No card." "Neuf à la banque." "Mr Bond, you can watch Le Chiffre better on here." "He's bought the bank for the evening, and he's winning consistently." "And showing off with his magic throughout." " Why the dark glasses?" " Here." "So if Le Chiffre wears the same kind of glasses, he knows every card on the table." " Infrared glasses." " The cheat!" "Listen, Evelyn." "You win and he will almost certainly be killed by his organisation." " But he'd try and avoid that, wouldn't he?" " If you win, yes." " How?" " By trying to kill you." " As in dead?" " Yes." "But don't worry about that now." "Let's go down there and you play the game of your life." "Yes, I better had." "There may not be too much more of it left." " Vesper..." " Don't worry." "I'll take care of you." " Well, then." "It's all under control now." " I hope so." " Well, excuse me." " Willingly." "Messieurs, faites vos jeux." "I believe you have my name in a crevice." "James Bond." " Pardon, monsieur?" " Bond." "James Bond." "Oh, yes, Mr Bond." "Bond?" "James Bond?" "The name is familiar." "I don't believe I've had the pleasure." " I'm flattered you've heard of me." " I have heard of you, but not as an expert on baccarat." "Well, I'm sorry you weren't told." "Don't think that went unnoticed, Mr Bond." "I see everything that goes on at this table." " Nothing escapes me." " I'm quite sure it doesn't." "But we mustn't forget that the beggar who is in the marketplace is completely deaf insomuch as far as listening to the song that is coming from the mockingbird is concerned." "I'm sorry, Mr Bond, I don't get the connection." "You will." "Sim salabim." "When you're quite ready." "Now I require a perfectly ordinary gentleman's pocket handkerchief." "From the pocket of one perfectly ordinary gentleman." "That's the kind of remark that leads to war." "How much better for all humanity if all the nations could learn to live together in peace." "Marvellous!" "More!" "That's finished, is it?" "Fantastic." "Wonderful." "Incredible." "Incredible, isn't it?" "Absolutely marvellous." "I've never seen anything like it." "And now if you're ready, Monsieur Le Chiffre, I would like to play baccarat." " I use the Evelyn Tremble method." " You read Tremble." "I thought he'd only published a few paperback editions." "Well, I have an autographed first edition." "It's a bit dog-eared now, mind you, but it nevertheless has a certain..." "Uninformed quality?" "Six à la ponte et neuf à la banque." "La banque gagne." "Aren't you a little out of your depth, Mr Bond?" "In the last 20 minutes I have ruined two Greeks and a maharajah." "You know, Mr Bond, we aren't playing for marbles." "The night is young and the rose garden is already littered with my victims." "Yes, but the beggar in marketplace are deaf to song of nightingale." " You amuse me, Mr Bond." " I'm glad you're enjoying me." "Shall we double the bank?" "If it'll improve your game." "Pas de cartes." "No card." " Sept à la banque." " He never loses!" "Cinq à la ponte." "La banque gagne." "What about one for the road?" "It looks as though luck isn't on your side of the road, old man." "She has a habit of moving around." "Then we might as well double the bank again." "Suppose I were to treble it?" "Treble it?" "You haven't any chips!" "I think my credit's good." "Bond credit good." "The bank now stands at 50 million francs." "Very well." "Goodbye, Mr Bond." "It's been nice knowing you." "Pas de cartes." "No card." " Baccarat." " He lost!" "La ponte gagne." "Goodbye, Monsieur Le Chiffre." "It was nice knowing you." "Let's not say goodbye, Mr Bond." "Let's just say au revoir." " Lovely!" " Credit my account, would you?" "La partie est terminée." " A remarkable performance, Mr Bond." " Thank you." "Trifle unusual but..." " How would you like the money?" " A cheque in a Swiss bank." " Would you like the cheque now?" " Yes, now, yes." "I'll tell the cashier." "You can pick it up as you go out." " Excuse me." " Willingly." "Mr Bond, what are your movements for the rest of the evening?" "We thought we'd have a bite to eat and then back to the hotel." "And you're leaving Royale first thing in the morning." "Are we?" "The inspector isn't asking us." "He's telling us." "A police car will escort you from the hotel to the airport." " Mr Mathis." " Yes?" "Something's been worrying me." "You're a French police officer and yet you have a Scots accent." "Aye." "It worries me, too." "Haven't by any chance seen a young lady in a green dress?" "Would that be a lady with a black bag over her head being manhandled by two unsavoury gentlemens?" " Could very well be." " She went that way, sir." "In a car." "A very fast car!" " Moss?" " Yes, sir." " Follow that car!" " Yes, sir." "I'll use Fangio next time." "Idiot!" "Grand Prix enthusiasts may be worried by the time it's taken me to get into this Lotus Formula Three." "They don't realise that although Le Chiffre thinks he has a faster car than me," "I am faster in my Lotus Formula Three!" "Wake up, Mr Bond." "Wake up." "Well, now, Mr Bond." "You've had your little victory at the baccarat table." "Now it's my turn." "I'm going to have to have that cheque, Mr Bond." "Smersh is going to be very unhappy." " You mean you're going to torture me?" " Persuade you, Mr Bond." "Persuade you." "Don't worry about that chair with the hole." "It's merely waiting to be reupholstered." " By me." " You have an inventive mind, Mr Bond." "But my methods are much more subtle." "They have to be." " What are you going to do?" " Physically, I'm not going to do anything." "Oh, you're going to nothing me to death." "Torture of the mind." "The most exquisite torture is all in the mind." "I'm going to have to have that cheque, Mr Bond." "Suppose Mr Bond isn't ready to give it to you?" "You are a tiresome little man." "Let's try another approach." "It's a beauty contest, Mr Bond." "You're supposed to pick the winner." " Excuse me." "Are you Richard Burton?" " No, I'm Peter O'Toole." "Then you're the finest man that ever breathed." " God bless you, sir." " Thank you." "You've changed my plans, Miss Lynd." "But neither you nor Bond will leave here till I get that cheque!" "Mr Tremble?" "Never trust a rich spy." "Le Chiffre, you're a fool." "Smersh believed you could win at baccarat." " All I need is 24 hours!" " It's too late." "Oh, Daddy, I do so long to meet him." "All the girls do." "He really turns me on." " Did that finishing school teach you that?" " No, I taught them." "Now run along and watch the Changing of the Guard." " I bet Mummy would have taken me in." " Mummy took everyone in." "Put me down!" "Put me down!" " What is it, a film?" " It must be a commercial." "No time for window-gazing, Moneypenny." "Mata's been kidnapped." " But..." " That's an unidentified flying object." "And our fastest jets trying to track it down." "Control?" " That's the canteen." " Control!" "Contact all operatives." "We must find out where it lands." " Air Ministry." "They've lost it." " Lost it?" "You were right on its tail." "Well, you must have one plane fast enough..." "I see." "They stopped building those last week." "I wonder if you'd care to help us." " Could you come back..." " Do please come in, Sister." "It's our annual collection for needy girls." "Your receipt?" "This department has always been very helpful to needy girls." "That's strange." "We've never had a receipt before." ""They're taking your daughter to Casino Royale." "Sister McTarry."" "The Prime Minister, urgently." "Daddy'll come after me." " That's what we're hopin'." " You won't get away with this." "Move to the door, Mata Bond." "You are a prisoner of Smersh." "We already have most of your father's agents here." "You will complete the set." " Looks like a Smersh convention." " Le directeur wishes to see you." " It is about your daughter." " Tactic 4B if necessary." "I will tell him you are here." "Hold it!" "Back up." "Face the curtains!" "March!" "You are now entering the Smersh headquarters of Dr Noah." "Tactic 33A." "Now!" "Operation James Bond completed." "Dr Noah, I presume." "Why don't you come out and face me?" "Because you are going to come in and face me." "Sir!" "Moneypenny!" "This is an historic day in our saga, Sir James." "The day Smersh finally eliminated the original James Bond." " His world will soon follow." " This is all very impressive." "You might be even more impressed to meet one of my 1,000 doubles." "Waiting for the moment when I command them to take over the world." "It's fantastic." "May I take a closer look?" "It's quite perfect." " Good Lord!" "It's my nephew." " Jimmy Bond?" "This explains the Caribbean assignment." "Is this some kind of a joke?" " He can't speak!" " Never could in my presence." "Psychological block he's had since childhood, based on hero worship." " He's Dr Noah?" " My nephew the head of Smersh?" "I have been bombed, bullied and baited out of retirement to deal with you?" " Do you suppose he's a junkie?" " Leave this to me." "Now, Jimmy, as your uncle I really must insist..." " What is it?" " He's put a sheet of glass between us." "I never should have let Nellie send him to progressive school." "What's that?" "Dr Noah's bacillus?" "Now, Jimmy, even you wouldn't release germ warfare." "Handle these capsules with care." "Dr Noah's bacillus is highly contagious." "When distributed in the atmosphere it will make all women beautiful and destroy all men over 4ft 6." " Please handle these capsules with care." " So that's your plan, huh?" "A world full of beautiful women and all men shorter than yourself." "Good evening." "All this just to make up for your feeling of sexual inferiority?" "I'm beginning to think you're a trifle neurotic." "Maybe you can explain." "Why was I abducted and subjected to this?" "Because, of all Uncle James's 007s, you're the most beautiful and desirable." "Do you treat all the girls you desire this way?" "Yes!" "I undress them and tie them up." "I learned that in the Boy Scouts." "Let me ask you a question." "Do I appear menacing to you at all?" " What are you laughing at?" " Nothing." "I just think..." "Did you see yourself in the mirror lately?" "I think you should." "You are a wretched, grotesque, ridiculous, insignificant little monster." "Are you saying to me that you find Uncle James more attractive than I am?" "Uncle James?" "He's a real man." "Wow!" "Do you realise that anything Uncle James can do I can do better?" "That will be the day." "You're crazy." "You are absolutely crazy." " They called Einstein crazy." " No one ever called Einstein crazy." " They would have if he behaved like this." " People respected Einstein." "Einstein could never have conceived of something like this." "It looks like an aspirin, it tastes like an aspirin, but it's not an aspirin." " It's cyanide." " This pill contains 400 tiny time pills." "They go off in the body, forming a chain reaction, and turn the person into a walking atomic bomb." "Einstein's bomb was crude." "This is brilliant." "It's crude to tie up women." "In a week it'll be April Fools' Day, my birthday." "All world leaders will be assassinated and my doubles will take their places." "In five days' time I'll be ruler of the Earth." " How would you like to be my co-ruler?" " Why not?" " Why not?" "You hate me." " I don't know." "I'm beginning to wonder if the real genius of the Bond family is not right here in the room with me now." " Why don't you unlock me?" " Yes, I will." "I'll unlock you immediately and we'll run amok." "If you're too tired, we'll walk amok." "I'm so sorry for all the things I said." "I didn't really mean it." " Here." "Slip into this." " Just a moment." "Be careful." "Yes." "I don't want to damage any of your parts." "Multam." "Multumesc." "Now, turn yourself like a nice fool while I slip this on." "Da." "Da, astept aici." "Aceasta ii va arata lui Sir James odata pentru totdeauna care din noi are un corp perfect." "The poor boob!" "Grabeste-te, draga." "Am planuri mari pentru noi." "It's vaporised lysergic acid." "Este foarte exploziv." "Intrati acum in avionul personal al lui Dr Noah" "Unde dragul nostru conducator a asamblat ____a collection of the world's most distinguished doubles." "Avionul spatial a Dr Noah va ureaza bine ati venit la bord." "A great likeness, isn't she?" "I copied her right down to the last..." "Doi dintre noi au avut cateva experiente religioase." "Cum iti place locul asta?" "Am un decorator care ma ajuta, dar lucrez cu ea." "Seful vostru has remoulded ordinary agents into replicas of the world's greatest figures in culture, politics and the arts." " Look!" "They're uncovered!" " These are not doubles." "These are the real people." "I've already substituted my robots for them." "La acest moment lumea este condusa de dublurile care sunt sub controlul meu." "Ei bine, asta explica o multime de lucruri." "Your rain-cooled Taittinger, sir." "Bautura!" "Si pentru tine." "Gandeste-te." "O lume fara ____A world free of poverty and pestilence and war." "O lume in care toti oamenii sunt egali." "In care un om, nu conteaza cat de scund, poate inscrie _____can score with a top broad." "in care un om fara a tine cont de rasa, credinta, culoare, beneficiaza de lucrari stomatologice gratuite and a chance of subscription-buying all the good things in life." "Dar, Noah, tu esti de acord cu toate astea?" "Nu, nu." "Eu nu sunt de acord." "Iubesc politica!" " Pentru viitor." " Beau pentru asta." "Sampania mea speciala." " With your very special pill in it." " Despre ce vorbesti?" "Arata ca o aspirinalooks like an aspirin, it tastes like an aspirin, but it isn't an aspirin." " And you just swallowed it." " You're lying." "398 more of those little pills to go off." "Have a real bomb of an evening!" "Alka Seltzer!" "Right?" "Charge!" "Delightful vintage, sir." " 297." " Smooth to the palate." "Here." "There's a fish in my mixture." "You fool!" "I say!" "Super place for a coming-out party." "Now now, Mata." " Through here!" " Down!" "Look!" "Quick, before the fuse burns out." "Try not to look conspicuous." " Dumnezeule!" "Este unul de-al nostru." " Domnule!" " Trebuie sa iesim inainte sa explodeze!" " Trebuie sa gasim biroul." " Ce birou?" " Cel in care am coborat, bineinteles." "Asta lasami-o mie." "Unde e biroul?" "Biroul." "Haide!" "Repede." "Este foarte civil din partea dvs., domnule." "Multumesc." "Haide, da-mi mana." " Ai grija!" "Urmati-ma!" "Charge!" "Mata, pune degetul in urechea tigrului." "O sa actioneze usile." " Bine." " Care e strategia, domnule?" "Plecati din locul asta nenorocit inainte sa explodeze." " Toata lumea sa stea in spatele meu." " Nu mai risc sa trec prin casinoul acela din nou." " Mai bine cobor pe conducta de scurgere." " Frumos, dar fara sustinere." "Scoate fetele prin iesirea din spate." "Imi pare rau ca te-am bagat in asta." "Pe naiba, tata." "Nu puteam sa ma distrez mai tare." "Pe acolo." "Evacueaza cladirea." "Este gata sa explodeze." "As dori Londra." "Whitehall 007." "Pacat ca n-o sa o mai prinzi, Sir James." "Am intampinat o gramada de necazuri sa te aduc aici." "Draga Vesper." "Ce nu faci tu pentru bani." "De data asta e din dragoste, Sir James." " Nu astepta..." " Inapoi in birou." "Ajutoarele americane, domnule." "Au sosit." "80." "79." "Geronimo!" "51." " Ne bucuram ca am putut fi de ajutor, domnule" " Dumnezeule!" "Ransome, nu-i asa?" "A-OK, Sir James." "CIC at CIA." "Nu incepe din nou." "Nu am terminat inca ultimul lot." " Cum spui, domnule" " A-OK, Ransome." "A-OK." " Ciao." " Ciao." "37." " Au sosit francezii." " Pardon?" " Francezii sunt acolo." " Imi pare rau, franceza mea e rudimentara." " Francezul a ajuns." " Splendid." "Multumesc." "Uitat-te afara!" " Merde!" " Ce?" "Uitat-te in carte." " Ouch." " Pe aici." "Politia!" "Am fost pacalit." "Arma asta impusca invers." "Tocmai m-am omorat." "18." "Asteapta!" "17." "Patru." "Trei." "Doi." "Sapte James Bonds la Casino Royale" "Au venit sa salveze lumea and win the gal at Casino Royale" "Six of them went to a heavenly spot" "The seventh one is going to a place where it's terribly hot" "The formula is safe with old 007" "He's got a redhead in his arms" "Though he's a lover, when you are in trouble" "Have no fear, look who's here" "James Bond!" "They've got us on the run" "With guns and knives" "We're fighting for our lives" "Have no fear, Bond is here" "He's going to save the world at Casino Royale" "La Casino Royale" "Formula este sigura cu batranul 007" "He's got a redhead in his arms" "Though he's a lover, when you are in trouble" "Nu va temeti, uite cine este aici" "James Bond!" "They've got us on the run" "Cu pusti si cutite" "We're fighting for our lives" "Nu va temeti, Bond este aici" "He's going to save the world at Casino Royale" "James Bond este aici." "Deci, nu va temeti." "SFARSIT"