"A prisoner is forbidden to leave the prison area unless either in the escort of prison guards, or with permission from the prison authorities." "Art. 6 of the Prison Law" "Good morning to you all." "Nourishing yourselves?" "This is one of the cleanest hallways in the prison, and on that note, hello Georg." "This is our new warden." "Hjördís." "Georg Bjarnfreðarson." "Yes, hello." "Welcome to your new job." "Thanks for that." "Are you not afraid of taking on such a tasking job?" "No, I've been in the business for many years." "She's highly educated from Sweden." "Sweden?" "Where then?" "Uppsala." "Uppsala?" "Nothing less?" "A student from Uppsala-la-la, Uppsala-la-la, Uppsa" "So you're Georg Bjarnfreðarson." "That's me." "Who put up the reading center." "Exactly." "We need to talk about that." "Right then." "But what of the inmates that seek enlightenment in here?" "We have a library." "B-b-but this is my space!" "I-I-I made a h-h-honorary pact with Jóhanna!" "I gave her certain information..." "I also want you to stop wearing that jacket." "Why?" "You know well why." "It's my personal property!" "And you'll have it back when you're out, but in here you follow the rules." "You can dress up as a guard in your own home." "I'll take that, thank you." "Thanks for that, man." "You'll bring it yourself?" "." "3 o'clock, yeah." "(In a low voice) Listen, I have to go." "He's here." "Ok, see ya." "Howdy." "Everything's cool?" "Howdy." "Everything's cool?" "Howdy." "Everything's cool?" "Sure." "Is something up?" "No, nothing going on." "Are you up for some pool?" "Not today, no." "There's plenty to do, with christmas and all." "Maybe later then." "(quietly to himself) And swing it under..." "Stupid junk!" "Georg, can you make a bow tie?" "I don't know these people." "What am I thinking?" "I can't do this." "I'll look like a fool." "They've ordered a priest and the works." "This is all going to hell." "I'm done." "OK, this is good." "What's this?" "For whom are these?" "Those are presents for the prisoners." "They're from the charities." "Free gifts then?" "Of course." "You like Christmas?" "Yeah, but not much." "I didn't celebrate Christmas much at home." "We never had a Christmas tree or anything like that." "Oh?" "Nah..." "Why not?" "There never was any time." "Daddy has to go now." "Be nice to mommy now." "Let me talk to mommy now." "OK bye." "I just wanted to say goodbye." "I'll call again at 8 o'clock." "I'll hear from you when you open the presents." "OK." "I love you." "Thanks for the news." "Hello?" "Hello." "Who is it?" "Flemming Geir?" "Yes?" "Hi." "It's Georg." "Your father." "I thought I'd call you since it's" "(phone hangs up) Hello?" "Here's a present for you!" "Present, present present!" "Awesome." "Which Santa Claus are you?" "Saint Nick in the nick is out on the town, sonny!" "Is there a return slip on it?" "It's just a Christmas present, you know." "(Knocks on cell door)" "Present for you!" "Here's a present!" "Present present!" "Here's a rock solid giant present just for you." "Hey, thanks" "Present, present present!" "Here's a present for you!" "Do you have one for me?" "Yep, I'm drowning in gifts." "Here you go." "So it's smoked pork tonight?" "Yes, and lobster as well." "And quail for New Year's." "Chicken for New Years?" "No, quail." "They're smaller." "Oh." "Why not a turkey?" "It's a giant chicken." "Yeah?" "You'll work it out." "We've already bought them." "Why get a small bird when we can have a large one?" "I told you, we've already bought them." "I'd rather have a turkey." "Then have one when you're out." "Ho ho ho!" "Merry Christmas!" "Hello Ólafur dear!" "You recognized me?" "You look good in the beard." "Thanks for that." "I have a free gift for you, straight from Santa Claus." "For me?" "Thanks for that." "I have a small package here for you." "It won't make up for the old times... maybe I didn't prioritize things properly back then." "It's just something a little..." "That doesn't matter." "That all in the past, I live in the future now." "I just wanted you to know how sorry I am." "Thanks for this, dad." "They said he wasn't fit enough to travel." "I know that he would have loved to be here, he's so proud of you." "Yeah..." "You can visit him when you get out." "It's not that long to go." "Hopefully he'll be discharged by then." "But don't I need a best man?" "Not necessarily." "We're always so informal." "But isn't there always one?" "The new warden allowed me to decorate the conjugal house." "Decorate it?" "Is that necessary?" "Of course." "You need to have a little romance," "After all, it is your wedding night." "Yes, of course." "Maybe this guy will get the last gift for himself." "(Making a Santa Claus voice) You haven't got a package yet?" "(Normal voice) No, I haven't." "(Santa Claus voice) Of course you get a package." "Everyone gets a package on this joyous day." "Ho ho-ho!" "You look like an idiot." "Not in a Christmas mood?" "What do you want?" "This package is for you." "Oh?" "It's from Santa Claus." "I have never celebrated Christmas myself." "I find it to be a childish and foolish custom." "If you don't want it..." "Let's call this a gift for an occasion." "Have it your way, but what matters is that it's Christmas" "Have it your way, but what matters is that it's Christmas" "Have it your way, but what matters is that it's Christmas and Saint Nick in the nick is doing the rounds!" "(Voice from hallway) Ólafur!" "Yeah?" "Look, I have a problem." "The thing is..." "It's a bit special and I couldn't think of anyone else." " Yeah, OK." "Are you willing to be my best man?" "Which is?" "To stand at my side during the ceremony and hold the rings and stuff." "Let me think, yes." "You will?" "Yes!" "Uhm... would you rather...?" "Can't you both do it?" "That's quite possible." "Good." "Both of you then." "That's great." "I'll accept this important position." "I'll look after the rings." "It's the best for all." "We don't want them to be lost or damaged." "They're safe with me." "Aren't you feeling good?" "Isn't everything OK?" "What, do you have a fungus in your vagina?" "Are you mad at me?" "What makes you think that?" "Just...you gave everybody presents... but not me." "Oh?" "Wait..." "Did I forget you?" "Ólafur!" "Did I screw up." "Have you cleared out your cell?" "Ólafur!" "Did I screw up." "Have you cleared out your cell?" "No, I've cleaned things up a bit, but..." "No, you're getting out today." "Getting out?" "Today?" "Yeah." "I thought it wasn't until on the 24th." "Today is the 24th." "It's Christmas Eve!" "Christmas Eve is on the 24th of December." "People are normally quite happy to get out of prison." "Not me." "I have stuff to do and all my friends are here." "And dad." "I see." "You want to spend Christmas here with us?" "I kinda need to, you see?" "A big thing is going down, this will screw that up." "(Distant voice) Come on!" "Hi!" "You can't see her in her dress!" "Close your eyes!" "(Ylfa screams) Guffi!" "We had practised this!" "You've ruined it!" "(Slurred voice) Bubbi!" "We'll play." "Bubbi!" "Do you want to play?" "(Slurred voice) Cloppity-clop!" "Oh noooo!" "I told you to make him wear a diaper!" "You said that he was ready for this!" "(Sounds of people arguing)" "There, there, it's alright." "Mistake..." "Here are some pants." "Thanks Daníel." "Guffi, this is Daníel." "He's to be Ylfa's husband." "This is their special day." "No, I'm special!" "Yes, dear." "I'm special." "Guffi, remember that you're my special boy." "Accident..." "Yes, be nice to him." "So, how are you?" "Let's step outside." "Go for a walk or something." "No." "Why not?" "I don't want to." "Don't you need some fresh air in this one?" "(Makes knocking noise with mouth)" "Let's go to the shop and have ourselves a treat." "There could be something out there you'd like." "(Makes clippety-clop noises with his mouth)" "(Soft music playing)" "(Mumbling incoherently)" "I was pretty stressed out myself when I got married." "I was about to crap my pants." "But dad talked me through it." "Dads are awesome." "And when it's all over, you realize that it was a piece of cake." "Nooo." "No problem at all." "I did have a secret weapon with me." "Which was?" "I brought a good friend, Mr. Jameson." "Just say "ho", this'll be our little secret." "You're quite the guy..." "It's refreshing." "You're such good people." "Yes." "Good people." "Can I call you daddy?" "Sure, of course." "Really?" "Guffi?" "Where's Guffi?" "(Guitar being tuned)" "(Mumbling to himself) I'm special..." "Guffi, come here at once!" "No!" "(Shouts back and forth)" "He's getting married!" "No, no!" "Bubbi!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Ásbjörn..." "There there." "[The World of Steaks, 120 recipes What kind of steak are you?" "]" "(Distant applause)" "When I was a child..." "I thought as a child," "I understood as a child, but when I became a..." "fullgrown man," "I put away chil... dish things." "Childish thing..." "And now abideth faith, hope, charity, these three, but the greatest of these is charity." "Ladies and gentlemen, Bubbi Morthens!" "Take it away!" "(Thunderous applause)" "Merry Christmas, guys." "Merry Christmas!" "You there, there's a free seat over here." "Come on, sit down, no need to be shy." "What are you guys thinking?" "It's Christmas Eve, and you're in the slammer." "So are you." "But I can leave anytime I want to join my family while you're locked up in a cell." "That's the way it is." "Some of you will be here for 10-12 years!" "Spending Christmas here, maybe you think it's a luxury to have a guard opening your presents?" "I know your denial." "Do you think Mohammad Ali just happened to become the world champion for the third time when he knocked out George Foreman?" "No, he did it himself!" "I know that you do things, but you don't answer for them!" "You're the largest group of victims I've ever seen in one evening, and on Christmas Eve to boot." "But I'm not here to talk down to you guys," "I'm here to entertain you, but before I do that I have to tell you one thing." "There is a way out." "What you need to do is to be accountable for your lives." "He who does not accept the responsibilities in his life" "He who does not accept the responsibilities in his life will be a victim for the rest of his life." "It's never too late." "It's only too late once you're dead." "I'm going to play a song that's about you guys, written for you guys." "(Bubbi's song playing)" "I have been in this place for eighteen years." "Everything has a beginning and end." "Life if so precious, The eyes are coloured blue." "To the dead man, I send..." "To the dead man, I send..." "Nothing happened, the first three years." "I laid numb, inside here." "Time didn't pass and I couldn't change a thing," "I know Death never forgets, I fear." "I know Death never forgets, I fear." "Tomorrow, tomorrow, they'll make it wide open ," "Wide open the giant door." "I'm afraid of living, and which bloody way does one walk, when your time here is no more." "does one walk, when your time here is no more." "(Bubbi's song playing in the background)" "(Strong wind blowing)" "(Clanging of metal)" "(Clanging of metal)" "(Snoring sounds)" "(Distant applause)" "Daddy?" "Ho." "Shhh..." "Ho?" "(Cellphone rings)" "Hello?" "Hi honey." "No, it hasn't started yet." "Hold on." "When will he bring the rings?" "Ho." "Ho..." "Shhh... (Wind howling)" "Daníel." "(Blows raspberries)" "I'm sorry that I'm late." "I was delayed." "It's alright." "No worries." "Daníel." "I now ask the bride, Ylfa Dís Jónsdóttir, is it your solemn intent to be wed to this man," "Daníel Sævarsson?" "Yes!" "Likewise I ask the groom, Daníel Sævarsson, is it your solemn intent to be wed to this woman," "Ylfa Dís Jónsdóttir?" "Nah." "What?" "(Giggling to himself)" "Yes of course, man." "(People laugh briefly) Let's have the rings." "Place your rings upon each other's hand, as a testament of the bonds of matrimony, love and devotion." "Now take each other's hand to verify your commitments to this rite of marriage." "By your vows of living together in sacred matrimony, and your confessions in front of witnesses, and before the grace of God, I now declare you to be husband and wife." "You may now kiss." "(Sings and plays "Here Comes The Bride")" "Stop it!" "(Dramatic music playing) (Many voices at once)" "Now get ready!" "Closer together!" "OK, smile now!" "Thank you, I had a great time here." "Likewise." "I'll see you here again soon." "Hopefully not."