"HOLA." "I AM PEPE THE KING PRAWN." "YOU KNOW, EVER SINCE I WAS A TEENY TINIES," "I HAVE DREAMED OF STARRING" "IN MY OWN HOLIDAY TELEVISION SPECIALS," "JUST LIKE ALL THE OLD GREAT ONES." "AND TONIGHT, YOUR DREAM HAS COME TRUE" "AS I WELCOME YOU ALL" "TO "PEPE'S HOLIDAY ON SHAVED ICE TELEVISION SPECTACULAR"!" "Announcer:" "PEPE, THIS ISN'T YOUR SPECIAL." "YOU WOULD RUIN MY DREAM?" "YES." "IT'S LADY GAGA'S." "lay!" "MAMA IS GOING TO BE VERY DISAPPOINTED, OKAY?" "WE'VE SPOKEN ABOUT THIS." "CAN I..." "NO." "UNBELIEVABLE!" "AND NOW LADY GAGA." "Lady Gaga:" "HI, EVERYONE." "IT'S LADY GAGA." "THE HOLIDAYS ARE MY FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR" "BECAUSE THAT'S WHEN I FIRST FELL IN LOVE." "HE WAS KIND, A GREAT SINGER," "AND THE HANDSOMEST SHADE OF GREEN I'D EVER SEEN." "AS A KID, I LOVED WATCHING THE MUPPETS" "ON THEIR HOLIDAY SPECIALS " "THE SONGS, THE LAUGHS, THE FUR." "THAT'S WHAT THE HOLIDAYS WERE ALL ABOUT." "AND THIS YEAR, I ASKED KERMIT AND THE MUPPETS" "TO HELP BRING BACK SOME OF THAT VERY SAME MAGIC." "ISN'T THAT RIGHT, KERMIT?" "Kermit:" "THAT'S RIGHT, MS. GAGA." "Lady Gaga:" "WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?" "Kermit:" "LET'S GET STARTED!" "IT'S "THE LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR"" "WITH SPECIAL GUESTS SIR ELTON JOHN..." "I LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU." "...JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT..." "MOM, LOOK!" "I'M WITH KERMIT!" "...AN INTIMATE PERFORMANCE WITH KERMIT THE FROG..." "MAYBE YOU COULD PLAY THAT SONG FOR ME?" "...KRISTEN BELL..." "AND RuPAUL..." "PLUS, SPECIAL HOLIDAY MOMENTS WITH THE MUPPETS." "AND NOW WE BRING YOU LADY GAGA!" "" " Captions by VITAC " "[ "VENUS" PLAYS ]" "♪ ROCKET #9, TAKE OFF TO THE PLANET ♪" "♪ TO THE PLANET" "♪ VENUS" "♪ APHRODITE LADY, SEASHELL BIKINI ♪" "♪ GARDEN PANTY" "♪ VENUS" "♪ LET'S BLAST OFF TO A NEW DIMENSION ♪" "♪ IN YOUR BEDROOM" "♪ VENUS" "♪ APHRODITE LADY, SEASHELL BIKINI ♪" "♪ GET WITH ME" "♪ VENUS" "♪ I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I'M FEELING ♪" "♪ GODDESS OF LOVE, PLEASE TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER ♪" "♪ I CAN'T HELP I KEEP ON DANCIN' ♪" "♪ GODDESS OF LOVE" "♪ GODDESS OF LOVE" "♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TO YOUR LEADER, YOUR LEADER" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR VENUS" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ YOUR VENUS, YOUR VENUS" "♪ TO THE PLANET" "♪ WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, I DIE" "♪ JUST A LITTLE INSIDE" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ THIS COULD BE LOVE" "♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD ♪" "♪ GALAXY, SPACE, AND TIME" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ VENUS" "♪ HAVE AN OYSTER, BABY" "♪ IT'S APHRODIS-Y" "♪ ACT SLEAZY" "♪ VENUS" "♪ WORSHIP TO THE LAND" "♪ A GIRL FROM THE PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET" "♪ I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I'M FEELING ♪" "♪ GODDESS OF LOVE, PLEASE TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER ♪" "♪ I CAN'T HELP I KEEP ON DANCIN' ♪" "♪ GODDESS OF LOVE" "♪ GODDESS OF LOVE" "♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ YOUR LEADER, YOUR LEADER" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR PLANET" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR VENUS" "♪ TO THE PLANET ♪ YOUR VENUS, YOUR VENUS" "♪ TO THE PLANET" "♪ WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, I DIE" "♪ JUST A LITTLE INSIDE" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ THIS COULD BE LOVE" "♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD ♪" "♪ GALAXY, SPACE, AND TIME" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ THIS COULD BE LO-O-O-VE" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ THIS COULD BE LOVE" "♪ GODDESS OF LO-O-O-VE" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ VENUS" "♪ NEPTUNE" "♪ GO" "♪ NOW SERVE PLUTO" "♪ SATURN" "♪ JUPITER" "♪ MERCURY, VENUS" "♪ UH-HAAAAAA" "♪ URANUS" "♪ DON'T YOU KNOW MY..." "IS FAMOUS?" "♪" "♪ MARS" "♪ NOW SERVE FOR THE GODS" "♪ EARTH, SERVE FOR THE STARS" "♪ WHEN YOU TOUCH ME, I DIE" "♪ JUST A LITTLE INSIDE" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ THIS COULD BE LOVE" "♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE OUT OF THIS WORLD ♪" "♪ GALAXY, SPACE, AND TIME" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ THIS COULD BE LO-O-O-O-VE" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "♪ THIS COULD BE LOVE" "♪ GODDESS OF LO-O-O-VE" "♪ I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE LOVE ♪" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "THAT OPENING WAS CATCHY." "SO IS MALARIA." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "OKAY, PONY, THIS IS WHAT I'M GONNA NEED FOR THE FINALE " "I'M GONNA NEED THE MARINE CORPS BAND," "FOUR TONS OF PYRO, AND LOTS OF WIRE RIGGING" "'CAUSE TONIGHT THIS PIG IS GONNA FLY!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "I CANNOT BELIEVE I AM HERE WITH ONE OF THE MOST VISIONARY," "ARTISTICALLY DARING, TALENTED PERFORMERS OF ALL TIME." "WELL, BELIEVE IT." "HEY, DO YOU WANT A PHOTO?" "I THINK I HAVE ONE HERE." "LADY GAGA!" "HEY, KRISTEN." "HI!" "WHAT?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "OH, GOSH, IT'S " "I'M SO GLAD YOU MADE IT." "THANK YOU." "FOR THE LOVE OF PETE..." "I'M SUCH A FAN, AND I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS," "BUT CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH?" "OH, YEAH." "OF COURSE." "I NEED PAPER." "UH, OH!" "HEY, WAIT A MINUTE." "PERFECT." "WOW, PHOTOSHOP, HUH?" "[ LAUGHS ] WE CAN USE THE BACK." "UH, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING I CAN WRITE ON?" "A SURFACE?" "YEAH." "PIGGY, DO YOU MIND?" "OW!" "THANKS." "OH, HEY, MISS PIGGY." "[ GRUNTS ] THANKS SO MUCH." "SURE." "[ GROWLS ]" "AND IS IT WITH A, UH...?" "A "K."" "OH, A "K." K-R-I-S-T-E-N." "Piggy, could you not move so much, please?" "THANK YOU!" "THANK YOU." "WOW!" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "YOU KNOW, I PLAY A LITTLE PIANO MYSELF." "OH, YOU DO?" "YEAH." "[ MUMBLES MOCKINGLY ]" "DO YOU WANT TO GO, UH, TO MY DRESSING ROOM?" "I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL PIANO." "I WOULD LOVE THAT!" "COME ON." "LET'S GO PLAY IT." "COME ON." "AND BEAUTIFUL, TOO." "OHH!" "HMM?" "HMM." "WHAT'S OUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY MEMORY?" "UH..." "UH..." "HMM..." "OH." "HEY, GONZO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY MEMORY?" "OH, SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE." "YEAH?" "PUTTING TAPIOCA IN MY SHORTS AND SLIDING DOWN THE CHIMNEY." "UH, UH, UH, UM..." "OOH!" "FAVORITE HOLIDAY MEMORY..." "OH, OH, OH, OH, OH!" "OH, THAT WASN'T A HOLIDAY." "AH!" "AH!" "AH!" "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK." "WHAT?" "I'VE BEEN USING THE SAME REED SINCE '62." "[ SNIFFS ]" "SMELLS FRESH." "YOU KNOW, AS A FROG," "I ALWAYS LOVE THE OL' HOLIDAY YULE LOG." "GREAT PLACE TO SIT IN THE SWAMP..." "UNTIL THEY LIT IT." "COMING UP, THE HOLIDAY PARTY CONTINUES" "WITH SPECIAL GUESTS ELTON JOHN," "JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT," "KRISTEN BELL..." "WHAT?" "!" "...KERMIT THE FROG..." "PRETTY FUNNY, ACTUALLY." "...AND MORE" "ON THE "LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR."" "WELCOME BACK." "YOU'RE WATCHING" ""LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR."" "OKAY, EVERYBODY, LADY GAGA HAS ASKED" "THAT WE DO OUR BEST TO MAKE THIS" "THE MOST ENTERTAINING HOLIDAY SPECIAL EVER." "SO WE'RE GONNA HOLD AUDITIONS AND, UH, SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE." "UH, SCOOTER?" "YEAH." "YEAH, YOU WANT TO CALL THE FIRST ACT?" "YOU GOT IT, CHIEF." "ALL RIGHT." "UH, LET'S SEE, FIRST UP WE HAVE, UH " " OH!" "THE AMAZING CARL." "OKAY." "HI, I'M CARL, AND THIS IS ALBERT." "HI." "I DO MAGIC, AND I'M GONNA MAKE ALBERT DISAPPEAR." "I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO THIS." "OHH!" "AAAAAH!" "NUM-NUM-NUM!" "NUM-NUM!" "NUM-NUM!" "[ BELCHES ]" "THANK YOU!" "UH, YEAH." "YES." "THAT LOOKED, UH, VERY FILLING," "UH, BUT N-NOT EXACTLY WHAT WE'RE AFTER, CARL." "WHAT'S NEXT, SCOOTER?" "OH, UH, NEXT UP IS, UH " " OH!" "THE GREAT GONZO..." "OH." "OH, GOOD." "...AND HIS AMAZING HYPNO-STARE." "OKAY." "MMMMMMMMMMMM." "MMMMMMMMMMM." "WORKS EVERY TIME." "[ SNIFFS ] I'LL BE AT THE HOTEL." "OHH." "CAN I GET SOME COFFEE, PLEASE?" "YEAH." "UH, WHAT DO WE GOT NEXT?" "OH!" "NEXT UP IS, UH, SAM EAGLE." "OH." "OKAY." "[ "HAIL TO THE CHIEF" PLAYS ] I DO NOT AUDITION." "I AM AN AMERICAN." "THAT'S ALL." "THAT'S ALL." "RIGHT." "RIGHT." "UH, NOTE TAKEN." "UH, SCOOTER?" "UM, YEAH, UH, WHAT'S NEXT?" "UH, NEXT UP IS THE, UH -- OH, IT'S SHAKESPEARE'S "RAMLET."" "UH, DON'T YOU MEAN "HAMLET"?" "TO BAA-A-A OR NOT TO BAA-A-A." "IS THAT A QUESTION?" "HA!" "THAT COULD BE A TAD TOO CLASSY FOR US, YEAH." "BUT, UH, VERY NICE EFFORT, UH, THERE, UH, MR. RAM." "DID I GET THE JOB?" "NEXT!" "UH, NEXT IS, UH " " OH!" "PEPE!" "OH." "KERMIN, SCOOPER, THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME." "THIS IS SOMETHING I LIKE TO CALL "KING PRAWNS ON ICE."" "PREPARE TO BE ENTERTAINED, OKAY." "HMM." "OKAY." "[ TCHAIKOVSKY'S "WALTZ OF THE FLOWERS" PLAYS ] [ HUMMING ]" "[ IMITATES SKATES SCRAPING ]" "♪ AAAH" "[ BOTH GASP ]" "♪ LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA" "[ CRASH!" "] OHH!" "OHH!" "UH, UH, UH, COULD " "COULD SOMEONE GET PEPE SOME HELP, PLEASE?" "UH, LISTEN, I THINK WE HAVE TIME FOR ONE LAST AUDITION." "UH, WHO IS IT, SCOOTER?" "OKAY." "UH, THE AMAZING CARL?" "HI, I'M CARL." "WAIT A MINUTE." "DIDN'T WE ALREADY SEE YOU, CARL?" "YEAH, BUT I FORGOT TO DO THE REST OF MY ACT." "I ALSO MAKE FROGS DISAPPEAR." "UH, I THINK WE'VE SEEN QUITE ENOUGH." "YEAH, RUN!" "OHHHH!" "COME HERE, FROG!" "HEY, I'M NOT TOO LATE FOR THE AUDITION, AM I?" "EVERYBODY LOVES PUPPETS!" "AND NOW "APPLAUSE."" "♪ I STAND HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO BANG THE GONG ♪" "♪ TO CRASH THE CRITIC SAYING" "♪ "IS IT RIGHT, OR IS IT WRONG?" ♪" "♪ IF ONLY FAME HAD AN I.V." "♪ BABY, COULD I BEAR" "♪ BEING AWAY FROM YOU" "♪ I FOUND THE VEIN, PUT IT IN HERE ♪" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE" "♪ APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE-PLAUSE ♪" "♪ LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE-PLAUSE" "♪ LIVE FOR THE WAY THAT YOU CHEER AND SCREAM FOR ME ♪" "♪ THE APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE ♪" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ MAKE 'EM TOUCH" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ I'VE OVERHEARD YOUR THEORY" "♪ NOSTALGIA'S FOR GEEKS" "♪ I GUESS, SIR, IF YOU SAY SO" "♪ SOME OF US JUST LIKE TO READ" "♪ ONE SECOND I'M A KOONS" "♪ THEN SUDDENLY THE KOONS IS ME ♪" "♪ POP CULTURE WAS IN ART" "♪ NOW ART'S IN POP CULTURE IN ME ♪" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE" "♪ APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE-PLAUSE ♪" "♪ LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE-PLAUSE" "♪ LIVE FOR THE WAY THAT YOU CHEER AND SCREAM FOR ME ♪" "♪ THE APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE ♪ ♪ THAT THING THAT I LOVE" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH ♪" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ OH-OOH" "♪ OOH-OOH-OOH-HOO" "♪ OOH-OOH-OOH-HOO" "♪ OOH-OOH-OOH-HOO" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE" "♪ APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE-PLAUSE ♪" "♪ LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE-PLAUSE" "♪ LIVE FOR THE WAY THAT YOU CHEER AND SCREAM FOR ME ♪" "♪ THE APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE ♪" "COME ON!" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ A-R-T-P-O-P" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "HA!" "I WISH I COULD DANCE LIKE THAT." "YOU MEAN LIGHT ON YOUR FEET?" "NO, STRAIGHT OUT THE DOOR." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "WHAT DO THE HOLIDAYS MEAN TO US?" "OH..." "HMM..." "HMM...." "UHHHH..." "HMM..." "HMM..." "HMM..." "TIME TO CLEAN MY SPIT VALVE." "YEAH." "HMM." "HMM." "HMM." "HMM." "SPIT VALVE." "HAPPY HOLIDAYS." "FOR SURE." "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD" "COMING UP..." "LADY GAGA TAKES THE STAGE WITH SIR ELTON JOHN." "PLUS MORE PERFORMANCES FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "ARTPOP."" "KRISTEN BELL RETURNS." "PUMP IT OUT." "PUMP IT OUT." "AND A CLASSIC HOLIDAY DUET" "FROM LADY GAGA AND JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT," "WHEN "LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR" CONTINUES." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LADY GAGA AND SIR ELTON JOHN." "[ CHORD PLAYS ]" "THANKS FOR COMING." "[ CHORD PLAYS ]" "YOU'RE WELCOME." "YOU'RE MY FAVORITE GIRL." "YOU KNOW THAT." "OH..." "I LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU." "[ LAUGHS ] HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MY ANGEL?" "I'VE BEEN GOOD." "YEAH?" "I'VE BEEN GOOD AND WORKING HARD" "BECAUSE I WANT TO, YOU KNOW, DO A GOOD JOB." "BUT IT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN I GET TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU" "BECAUSE YOU HELP ME TO STAY INSPIRED" "AND PUT LIFE IN PERSPECTIVE." "DITTO, GIRL." "ALL RIGHT, WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS SCHMOOZING." "LET'S PLAY SOMETHING THAT WE'RE GONNA CHANGE THE TITLE OF, OKAY?" "[ "BENNIE AND THE JETS" PLAYS ] WELL, DON'T CHANGE IT TOO MUCH, YOU KNOW." "OKAY." "♪ HEY, KIDS, SHAKE IT LOOSE TOGETHER ♪" "♪ THE SPOTLIGHT'S HITTING SOMETHING ♪" "♪ BEEN KNOWN TO CHANGE THE WEATHER ♪" "♪ WE'LL KILL THE FATTED COW TONIGHT ♪" "♪ YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ♪ ELECTRIC MUSIC ♪" "♪ SOLID WALLS OF SOUND" "♪ OH, SAY, CANDY AND RONNIE, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET?" "♪" "♪ OH, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO SPACED OUT ♪" "♪ G-G-G-GAGA AND THE JETS" "HEY, THAT'S NOT THE WORDS." "♪ OOH, BUT THEY'RE WEIRD AND THEY'RE WONDERFUL ♪" "♪ OOH, ELTON, HE'S REALLY KEEN ♪" "SHE'S KEEN!" "♪ SHE'S GOT ELECTRIC BOOTS" "♪ A MOHAIR SUIT" "♪ I READ IT IN A MAGAZINE" "♪ OH, OHHHH" "COME ON!" "♪ G-G-G-GAGA AND THE JETS HEY!" "OH!" "OOH!" "♪ HEY, KIDS, PLUG INTO THE FAITHLESS ♪" "♪ MAYBE THEY'RE BLINDED" "♪ BUT GAGA MAKES THEM AGELESS ♪" "[ LAUGHS ] ♪ WE SURVIVE" "♪ LET US TAKE OURSELVES ALONG ♪" "WHOO!" "♪ WHERE WE FIGHT OUR PARENTS OUT IN THE STREETS ♪" "♪ TO FIND WHO'S RIGHT AND WHO'S WRO-O-O-O-NG ♪" "♪ SAY, CANDY AND RONNIE, HAVE YOU SEEN THEM YET?" "♪" "♪ OH, 'CAUSE THEY'RE SO SPACED OUT ♪" "♪ OH, OH, OH, BENNY AND THE JETS ♪ ♪ G-G-G-GAGA AND THE JETS" "♪ OOH, WHOA, IT'S WEIRD AND WONDERFUL ♪" "♪ OOH, ELTON, HE'S REALLY KEEN ♪" "♪ HE'S GOT ELECTRIC BOOTS" "♪ A MOHAIR SUIT" "♪ I READ IT IN A MAGAZINE" "♪ OH, OHHHH" "♪ OH, OH, OH, ELTON AND THE JETS ♪ ♪ G-G-G-GAGA AND THE JETS" "GAGA MOTHER!" "OH!" "I LOVE YOU, BABY!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ SONG ENDS ]" "[ "ARTPOP" PLAYS ]" "♪ FREE MY MIND" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ YOU MAKE MY HEART STOP" "COME ON!" "♪ COME TO ME" "♪ IN ALL YOUR GLAMOUR AND CRUELTY ♪" "♪ JUST DO THAT THING THAT YOU DO ♪" "♪ AND I'LL UNDRESS YOU" "OH, YEAH." "♪ KEEP IT TIGHT" "♪ SOMETIMES THE SIMPLEST MOVE IS RIGHT ♪" "♪ THE MELODY THAT YOU CHOOSE" "♪ CAN RESCUE YOU" "♪ A HYBRID CAN WITHSTAND THESE THINGS ♪" "♪ MY HEART CAN BEAT WITH BRICKS AND STRINGS ♪" "♪ MY ARTPOP COULD MEAN ANYTHING ♪" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP, ARTPOP" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ COME TO ME" "♪ WITH ALL YOUR SUBTEXT AND FANTASY ♪" "♪ JUST DO THAT THING THAT YOU DO ♪" "♪ FOR MY LOVE IS YOU" "♪ OH, LOVE IS TIGHT" "♪ I'VE FLOWN ON BEACHES FROM PUBLIC SIGHT ♪" "♪ THE COLOR PALETTE YOU CHOOSE ♪" "♪ CAN PROFIT YOU" "♪ A HYBRID CAN WITHSTAND THESE THINGS ♪" "♪ MY HEART CAN BEAT WITH BRICKS AND STRINGS ♪" "♪ MY ARTPOP COULD MEAN ANYTHING ♪" "♪ ELTON CAN" "♪ COULD TRY TO SELL YOU OUT OR I ♪" "♪ COULD SHOW YOU ALL THE REASONS WHY ♪" "♪ MY ARTPOP COULD MEAN ANYTHING ♪" "COME ON!" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP, ARTPOP" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ HEE-HEE" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ OOH, HEE-HEE" "♪ WE COULD, WE SHOULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ OH, HEE-HEE-HEE ♪ WE COULD BELONG, BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP, ARTPOP" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ BRUSHES WITH DARKNESS" "♪ WON'T HELP YOU CREATE YOUR DESTINY OF SELF ♪" "♪ BUT ARTPOP COULD MEAN ANYTHING ♪" "♪ ANYTHING" "♪ I TRIED TO SELL MYSELF, BUT I AM REALLY LAUGHING ♪" "♪ BECAUSE I JUST LOVE THE MUSIC ♪" "♪ NOT THE BLING" "♪ THE MUSIC, NOT THE BLING ♪" "COME ON!" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP, ARTPOP" "♪ ARTPOP OH, YEAH!" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ WE COULD, WE COULD BELONG TOGETHER ♪" "♪ ARTPOP, ARTPOP" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ FREE MY MIND" "♪ ARTPOP" "♪ YOU MAKE MY HEART STOP" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "YOU KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A CLASSIC HOLIDAY SONG." "YEAH, AND THAT WAS NOTHING LIKE A CLASSIC HOLIDAY SONG." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "BOY, I LOVE GETTING HOLIDAY GIFTS!" "WHAT'S THE BEST GIFT YOU EVER GOT?" "LET ME THINK." "DECORATIVE CUSTARD SHIELDS." "DE" "WHAT'S THE BEST GIFT WE RECEIVED DURING THE HOLIDAYS?" "[ ALL TALKING AT ONCE ]" "AH." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "UP NEXT," "LADY GAGA PERFORMS "MANICURE" FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "ARTPOP."" "AND APPEARANCES BY JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT," "KRISTEN BELL, AND RuPAUL" "WHEN "LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR" RETURNS." "YOU'RE WATCHING" ""LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR."" "FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING." "I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU" "THAT THIS SHOW IS GOING TO BE SO GREAT." "AND I'M SO PROUD TO BE WORKING WITH YOU." "BUT WE STILL HAVE A FINALE TO PLAN." "Kermit:" "OH, THAT'S TRUE." "THAT'S TRUE." "YES, WE DO." "Pepe:" "BEFORE WE DO," "YOU JUST LET ME KNOW IF I PRESS TOO HARD, OKAY," "OR, UH, NOT HARD ENOUGH." "[ LAUGHS ]" "FOUR HANDS." "NO WAITING." "SO, THE REASON THAT I'VE CALLED YOU HERE IS" "YOU ARE THE MOST CREATIVE MINDS THAT I KNOW." "OH." "DID YOU HEAR THAT, GUYS?" "WHOA, DID YOU HEAR THAT, LESTER?" "NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME THROUGH." "HOW DO WE MAKE THIS THE GREATEST FINALE" "IN THE HISTORY OF FINALES?" "Pepe:" "IN THE HISTORY OF FINALES." "OOH!" "ME!" "ME!" "CHICKENS." "AND?" "UH, I DIDN'T GET ANY FURTHER THAN THAT." "UH, HOW ABOUT RUBBER CHICKENS?" "I LIKE THAT IDEA, FOZZIE." "YOU LIKE THE CHICK-- YOU LIKE IT?" "YEAH." "WHAT ABOUT IF YOU DID SOMETHING WITH PUPPETS?" "HMM." "LET'S KEEP GOING." "LET'S KEEP GOING." "OOH!" "HERE IT IS, MS. GAGA!" "YOU, A VAT OF ORGANIC, COLD-PRESSED HONEY, 50,000 FIRE ANTS, AND A TRUMPET!" "I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE GOING FOR THE OBVIOUS." "YOU KNOW, I LIKE IT, BUT I JUST DON'T LOVE IT." "Kermit:" "HMM." "YEAH." "COME ON, PEOPLE." "WOW ME." "WELL, A BANJO ON A LOG -- IT ALWAYS WORKS FOR ME." "MM!" "WELL, THAT'S REALLY NICE, KERMIT." "I JUST " " I THINK IT'S MAYBE TOO YOU AND NOT ENOUGH ME." "AH, GOOD POINT." "YEAH." "Pepe:" "TOO MUCH YOU." "NOT ENOUGH HER." "OOH, I GOT ONE!" "I GOT ONE!" "NO, I DON'T GOT ONE." "OH." "NO." "[ GROANS ]" "YOU KNOW, I REALLY NEED SOMETHING INDESCRIBABLE." "HMM." "OOH!" "EE-VERTIGEE." "IS FURN-DE-GHEE." "IS FURN-DE SPUR-DE-GURST DEE" "FURN-DE-SKEE-DE-SHEE." "WELL, I DID ASK FOR "INDESCRIBABLE."" "Kermit:" "THAT'S TRUE." "THAT'S TRUE." "YEAH, YEAH." "OH, OH!" "HOW ABOUT MY BOOMERANG FISH?" "!" "I THROW THEM AWAY..." "OH." "YEAH, OKAY." "IT'S SUPPOSED TO COME BACK." "Lady Gaga:" "COME ON, PEOPLE." "THINK." "[ ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY ]" "HONEYDEW." "WELL, WE ALL KNOW THE BUBBLE DRESS." "[ HONKS ] NO." "BUT THIS TIME, YOU COME OUT WEARING" "THE MUPPET LAB'S VERY OWN BUBBLE-WRAP DRESS." "WORK IT, BEAKY." "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "OH, NOT ONLY IS IT FASHION-FORWARD," "WHOO!" "WHOO!" "BUT WITH THIS ENSEMBLE," "MEEP-MEE-MAW." "YOU CAN SHIP YOURSELF ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD" "MEE-MEE." "OOH!" "WITHOUT FEAR OF BREAKAGE." "WHOA!" "[ CRASH!" "]" "OH, DEAR, I-I CAN'T RESIST." "[ BUBBLE WRAP POPPING ] POP!" "BUBBLES!" "BUBBLES!" "YEAH!" "AH-HA HA!" "AH HA HA!" "[ POPPING INTENSIFIES ]" "[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]" "LADY GAGA, YOU'RE ON IN 15 SECONDS." "OKAY, GUYS, SO KEEP THINKING, OKAY?" "HMM, OKAY." "YEAH, YOU GOT IT." "YOU GOT IT." "WE WILL." "IS THIS A COSTUME CHANGE?" "YES, IT IS." "MY FAVORITE PART!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "LADY GAGA IS MY KIND OF WOMAN." "ALIVE?" "OHH!" "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "SINGING "MANICURE," IT'S LADY GAGA." "OH, YEAH!" "♪ PUT SOME LIPSTICK ON" "♪ PERFUME YOUR NECK AND SLIP YOUR HIGH HEELS ON ♪" "♪ RINSE AND CURL YOUR HAIR" "♪ LOOSEN YOUR HIPS AND GET A DRESS TO WEAR ♪" "♪ I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEEN COMING 'ROUND ♪" "♪ LOOKIN' TO LOVIN' YOU" "♪ YOU'RE THE MEDICINE" "♪ I NEED TO HEAL THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪" "♪ I'M GONNA BE MANICURED" "♪ YOU WANNA BE MANICURED" "♪ MA-MA-MA-MANICURE" "♪ SHE WANNA BE MANICURED" "♪ THE SALON'S ENOUGH FOR HER" "♪ NOT TO FEEL SO INSECURE" "♪ MA-MA-MA-MANICURE" "♪ SHE WON'T BE TAKE CARE OF, NO ♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪ I'M ADDICTED TO THE LOVE THAT YOU GONNA ♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪ LOOKIN' SERIAL KILLER" "♪ TOUCH ME IN THE DARK" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS ALL OVER MY BODY PARTS ♪" "♪ THROW ME ON THE BED" "♪ SQUEEZE, TEASE, PLEASE ME, THAT'S WHAT I SAID ♪" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M THE" "♪ CHICK WHO'S" "♪ BEEN COMING 'ROUND LOOKIN' TO LOVIN' YOU ♪" "♪ YOU'RE THE" "♪ THE MEDICINE" "♪ I NEED TO HEAL THE WAY, THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL ♪" "♪ MA-MA-MA-MANICURED" "♪ SHE WANNA BE MANICURED" "♪ SALON'S ENOUGH FOR HER" "♪ NOT TO FEEL SO INSECURE" "♪ MA-MA-MA-MANICURE" "♪ SHE WON'T BE TAKE CARE OF, NO ♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪ I'M ADDICTED TO THE LOVE THAT YOU GONNA ♪" "♪ MANICURE" "♪ MANICURE" "♪ MANICURE" "♪ HEAL ME" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE" "♪ SAVE ME" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M ADDICTED TO LOVE" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪ I'M ADDICTED TO THE LOVE THAT YOU GONNA ♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪" "♪ CAN YOU FEEL IT?" "♪ LIKE A SERIAL KILLER, MAN IS A GONER ♪" "♪ MANICURE" "♪ MANICURE" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WOW." "THAT LADY GAGA SURE PUTS ON A GREAT PERFORMANCE." "I'LL SAY." "SHE JUST BLEW A FUSE IN MY PACEMAKER." "OH, WAIT." "IN THREE, TWO, ONE." "OOH!" "OHH!" "CAN I HAVE YOUR PARKING SPACE?" "AND NOW THE MUPPETS PRESENT A CLASSIC HOLIDAY CAROL." "[ To the tune of "Deck the Halls" ] ♪ DOO FIN FUR" "♪ FUR DEEBEE DOO VRUN DUR ♪ ♪ MEE ME-ME MEE MEE ME-ME-ME ♪" "♪ SVURDEE BE GURDEE GEDURSH ♪ ♪ MEE ME-ME-ME-ME-ME" "♪ LA LA-LA LA ♪ MEE MEE MEE MEE ♪ SKEEDOO DUR DUR" "♪ DEE VUR FUR SKURDEE VERDURSHKEE ♪ ♪ MEE ME-ME MEE MEE ME-ME-ME ♪" "♪ VERDURSHKEE VERDURSHKEE VERDUR ♪ ♪ MEE ME-ME-ME-ME-ME" "♪ LA LA-LA LA ♪ MEE MEE MEE MEE" "♪ VERVIDEE VOOSH KIDDEE ♪ MEE MEE MEE ME-ME-ME-ME-ME ♪" "♪ LA LA LA LA-LA LA ♪ MEE MEE MEE MEE ♪ VERVIDEE VERDEEDEE" "♪ SKURDEE VOOSH DEEVUR ♪ MEEP MEEP-MEEP MEEP-MEEP-MEEP ♪" "♪ LA LA-LA LA ♪ MEE ME-ME-ME ♪ SKURDEE VURSH DEE-DEE" "♪ LA LA-LAAA ♪ VURSH DEE-DEE-DOO" "♪ LA-LA-LA" "♪ LA LA-LA-LA" "♪ LA-LA-LA LA-LA-LA" "♪ LA-LA LA-LAA" "AH-HA-HA!" "AH." "LA-LA." "THE MOST INAPPROPRIATE GIFT?" "UH, DEFINITELY A DO-IT-YOURSELF DISSECTION KIT." "UGH!" "A SAFETY HARNESS." "WHY WOULD I EVER WANT THAT?" "HA!" "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK?" "YEP." "WHEN WE RETURN," "LADY GAGA AND KERMIT THE FROG TAKE THE STAGE TOGETHER" "TO PERFORM "GYPSY" FROM HER NEW ALBUM, "ARTPOP."" "♪ I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "PLUS, JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT..." "KRISTEN BELL..." "I CAST MY VOTE." "...AND MORE WHEN" ""LADY GAGA AND THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR" RETURNS." "WELCOME BACK." "AND NOW LADY GAGA AND KERMIT THE FROG." "WOW." "IT'S A -- IT'S A BIG STAGE." "YEAH." "I LIKE TO COME OUT HERE WHEN NO ONE'S AROUND SOMETIMES," "YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE THEN YOU CAN " "BUT IT GETS REALLY QUIET." "ISN'T IT QUIET?" "IT SURE DOES." "IT SURE DOES, YEAH." "WITH NO AUDIENCE." "I-I BET THAT'S -- I BET IT'S A LOT DIFFERENT" "WHEN YOU'VE GOT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE." "YEAH, IT IS DIFFERENT." "YEAH, YEAH." "DO YOU EVER GET LONELY, KERMIT?" "OH, YEAH, YEAH." "THIS BUSINESS CAN BE TOUGH." "I MEAN, YOU TRAVEL ALL THE TIME" "AND MAKES THE " " THE WHOLE WORLD KIND OF SMALL, YOU KNOW?" "YEAH." "AND ON THE HOLIDAYS, IT CAN BE REALLY HARD TO..." "YEAH." "THAT'S TRUE." "...CELEBRATE, RIGHT?" "THAT'S TRUE." "I WOULDN'T WANT ANYBODY TO BE LONELY" "ON THE HOLIDAYS, YOU KNOW?" "THAT'S " " THAT'S -- THAT'S " " THAT'S NO GOOD." "YEAH, NO." "WELL, I-I ACTUALLY -- I WROTE A SONG" "ABOUT HOW I FEEL LONELY SOMETIMES ON THE ROAD." "OH, REALLY?" "YEAH." "'CAUSE I GET SAD SOMETIMES" "WHEN I'M AWAY FROM MY FAMILY AND..." "SURE, SURE." "...MY FRIENDS." "YEAH." "YEAH, ME TOO." "ME TOO." "I MEAN, I-I-I LOVE MY FRIENDS, AND I USUALLY TRAVEL WITH THEM," "BUT, YOU KNOW, THERE'S JUST TIMES WHEN YOU JUST " "YOU JUST GET LONELY, YOU KNOW?" "YEAH." "I GET A LITTLE BLUE." "YEAH." "WELL, YOU'RE GREEN, THOUGH, KERMIT." "WELL, YEAH, YEAH, BUT " "AND I-I DON'T LOOK GOOD WHEN I'M BLUE, YOU KNOW?" "[ LAUGHS ] IT'S STRANGE." "YEAH." "FROGS AREN'T BLUE." "DO YOU THINK, UH, SINCE IT'S JUST THE TWO OF US" "AND, UH " " AND THE BAND, MAYBE " "MAYBE YOU COULD PLAY THAT SONG FOR ME?" "YEAH, I MEAN, I'VE NEVER PLAYED IT BEFORE, SO..." "OH, YEAH?" "WELL, I-I HAVE -- I-I-I HAVEN'T SUNG IT BEFORE." "MAYBE I COULD GIVE SOME PARTS OF IT A TRY?" "YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?" "I-I-I WOULD LOVE TO TRY." "IT WOULD BE SO GREAT 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW," "I LOVE TO HEAR OTHER PEOPLE SING MY SONGS." "OH." "WELL, WE'LL SEE HOW YOU FEEL AFTER I TRY." "OKAY." "IT'LL BE GREAT, KERMIT." "LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT." "WELL, WHAT'S THE SONG CALLED?" "IT'S CALLED "GYPSY."" "OH." "NICE." "THANKS." "[ "GYPSY" PLAYS ]" "♪ SOMETIMES A STORY HAS NO END ♪" "♪ SOMETIMES I THINK THAT WE COULD JUST BE FRIENDS ♪" "YEAH." "♪ "'CAUSE I'M A WANDERING MAN," HE SAID TO ME ♪" "♪ AND WHAT ABOUT OUR FUTURE PLANS?" "♪" "♪ DOES THIS THING WE HAVE EVEN MAKE SENSE?" "♪" "OH." "♪ WHEN I GOT THE WHOLE WORLD IN FRONT OF ME ♪" "♪ SO I SAID" "♪ "I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ BUT I CAN BE TONIGHT"" "♪ I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ BUT I LOVE GYPSY LIFE" "♪ I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ MAYBE WE CAN SEE THE WORLD TOGETHER ♪" "♪ I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ BUT I CAN BE" "♪ TONI-I-I-I-I-I-GHT" "♪ TONI-I-I-I-I-I-GHT" "♪ SO I JUST PACKED MY BAGGAGE AND ♪" "♪ SAID GOODBYE TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS ♪" "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪ AND TOOK A ROAD TO NOWHERE ON MY OWN ♪" "YEAH!" "♪ LIKE DOROTHY ON A YELLOW BRICK ♪" "♪ HOPE MY RUBY SHOES GET ME THERE QUICK ♪" "NICE!" "♪ 'CAUSE I LEFT EVERYONE I LOVE AT HOME ♪" "YEAH!" "♪ AND I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ BUT I CAN BE TONIGHT" "♪ I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ BUT I LOVE GYPSY LIFE" "♪ I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ MAYBE WE CAN SEE WORLD TOGETHER ♪" "♪ I DON'T WANNA BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ BUT I CAN BE" "♪ I CAN BE" "♪ TONI-I-I-I-I-I-GHT" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M ♪" "♪ A GYPSY, GYPSY, GYPSY" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M ♪" "♪ A GYPSY, GYPSY, GYPSY" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M ♪" "♪ A GYPSY, GYPSY, GYPSY, I'M" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M ♪" "♪ A GYPSY, GYPSY, GYPSY, I'M" "♪ AND THEN HE ASKED ME" "♪ HE SAID, "BABY, WHY DO WE LOVE EACH OTHER?" ♪" "WHY WE LOVE EACH OTHER?" "♪ I SAID, "HONEY, IT'S SIMPLE. ♪" "♪ IT'S THE WAY THAT YOU LOVE AND TREAT YOUR MOTHER" ♪" "AWW." "♪ AND I WON'T BE ALONE FOREVER ♪" "♪ BUT I WON'T BE TONIGHT" "♪ WELL, I'M A FROG WITHOUT A POND ♪" "♪ BUT I THINK WITH YOU I COULD SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE ♪" "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪ AND I'LL BE YOUR LITTLE GYPSY PRINCESS ♪" "SURE!" "♪ PACK YOUR BAGS AND WE CAN CHASE THE SUNSET ♪" "♪ BUST THE REARVIEW AND FIRE UP THE JETS ♪" "♪ 'CAUSE IT'S YOU AND ME" "WHOO!" "COME ON!" "♪ BABY, FOR LI-I-I-I-FE" "♪ FOR LI-I-I-I-I-FE" "AW, SING IT!" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M ♪" "♪ A GYPSY, GYPSY, GYPSY, I'M" "♪ 'CAUSE I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M, I'M ♪" "♪ A GYPSY, GYPSY, GYPSY, I'M" "♪ RUSSIA, U.K., PARIS, I'M" "♪ ITALIAN, ASIAN, KAMPAI" "♪ AFRICA, INDIA, I'M" "♪ A GYPSY, A GYPSY, A GYPSY, I'M ♪" "♪ LATIN AMERICAN" "♪ I DON'T SPEAK GERMAN, BUT I TRY ♪ ME, NEITHER." "♪ SOMEDAY IN JAKARTA, I'M" "♪ AMERICAN, I'M GYPSY, I" "♪ BANGKOK, AUSTRALIA, MALAYSIA ♪" "♪ SWEDEN, FINLAND, NORWAY" "♪ BE MY HOME JUST FOR THE DAY" "♪ I'M A GYPSY, GYPSY, GYPSY, HEY!" "♪" "[ LAUGHS ]" "OH, WHAT A GREAT SONG!" "DO YOU LIKE THIS SONG?" "I AM SO GLAD YOU LET ME DO IT WITH YOU." "GOSH, I WAS SO NERVOUS TO PLAY IT FOR YOU." "WELL, YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB." "MAYBE I'LL DO IT ON THE SHOW NOW." "WELL, SURE, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT IT ALL REHEARSED." "[ LAUGHS ] GREAT." "KRISTEN, WHAT DO THE HOLIDAYS MEAN TO YOU?" "OH..." "I MEAN, FOR ME, IT'S, LIKE, JUICY FOODS AND SWEET LIQUIDS." "YEAH!" "YEAH?" "YEAH, SPRINKLING BROWN SUGAR ON ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING." "YEAH!" "LIKE, LOTS OF SUGAR," "AND THEN YOU JUST FLATLINE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY." "PASSING OUT." "YEAH." "YEAH." "ON THE COUCH." "JUST GET COMATOSE." "YEAH." "YEAH." "THAT'S A GOOD HOLIDAY." "♪ THIS WELCOME HAS BEEN" "COMING UP, LADY GAGA AND JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT GET COZY" "IN A SPECIAL HOLIDAY PERFORMANCE" "WHEN "LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR" CONTINUES." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN," "LADY GAGA AND JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT." "[ "BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE" PLAYS ]" "WELL, MY LADY, IT'S BEEN GRAND," "BUT I THINK I'VE GOT TO GET GOING." "NO." "♪ I REALLY CAN'T STAY" "♪ BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE ♪" "♪ I'VE GOT TO GO AWAY" "♪ BUT, BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE ♪" "♪ THIS EVENING HAS BEEN" "♪ SO HAPPY THAT YOU'D DROP IN ♪" "♪ SO VERY NICE" "♪ I'LL HOLD YOUR HANDS, THEY FEEL LIKE ICE ♪" "♪ MY MOTHER WILL START TO WORRY ♪" "♪ BEAUTIFUL, WHAT'S THE HURRY?" "♪" "♪ AND FATHER WILL BE PACING THE FLOOR ♪" "♪ LISTEN TO THE FIREPLACE ROAR ♪" "♪ SO, REALLY, I'D BETTER SCURRY ♪" "♪ BUT MAYBE JUST A HALF A DRINK MORE ♪" "♪ PUT THE RECORD ON WHILE I POUR ♪" "♪ BUT THE NEIGHBORS MIGHT THINK ♪" "♪ BABY, IT'S BAD OUT THERE ♪" "♪ SAY, WHAT'S IN THIS DRINK?" "♪" "♪ THERE AIN'T ANY CABS OUT THERE ♪" "♪ I FEEL AS I'M IN" "♪ YOUR EYES ARE BETTER THAN SIN ♪" "♪ SOME CRAZY SPELL" "♪ I LOVE YOUR HAIR, IT LOOKS SO SWELL ♪" "♪ I OUGHT TO SAY, "NO, NO, NO, SIR" ♪" "♪ WHAT IF I MOVE IN CLOSER?" "♪" "♪ AT LEAST I'M GONNA SAY THAT I TRIED ♪" "♪ WHAT'S IT WORTH?" "THE HURT OF MY PRIDE ♪" "♪ I REALLY CAN'T STAY" "♪ BABY, BABY, IT'S COLD OUT OUTSIDE ♪ ♪ AH, BUT IT'S COLD OUTSIDE" "[ WHISTLES ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "♪ I SIMPLY MUST GO" "♪ BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE ♪" "♪ THE ANSWER IS NO" "♪ BUT, BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE ♪" "♪ THIS WELCOME HAS BEEN" "♪ HOW LUCKY THAT YOU DROPPED IN ♪" "♪ SO NICE AND WARM" "♪ LOOK OUT THE WINDOW AT THAT STORM ♪" "♪ MY SISTER WILL BE SUSPICIOUS ♪" "♪ GOSH, YOUR LIPS LOOK DELICIOUS ♪" "♪ MY BROTHER WILL BE THERE AT THE DOOR ♪" "♪ WAVES UPON A TROPICAL SHORE ♪" "♪ MY FRIENDS, WELL, THEIR MINDS ARE VICIOUS ♪" "♪ GOSH, YOUR LIPS LOOK DELICIOUS ♪" "♪ WELL, MAYBE JUST A CIGARETTE MORE ♪" "♪ NEVER SUCH A BLIZZARD BEFORE ♪" "♪ I'VE GOT TO GET HOME" "♪ BABY, YOU'LL FREEZE OUT THERE ♪" "♪ WHY DON'T YOU LEND ME ANOTHER COAT?" "♪" "♪ IT'S UP TO YOUR KNEES OUT THERE ♪" "♪ YOU'VE REALLY BEEN GRAND" "♪ BUT CAN'T YOU SEE?" "♪ OH, HOW YOU DO THIS THING TO ME ♪" "♪ THERE'S BOUND TO BE TALK TOMORROW ♪" "♪ THINK OF MY LIFELONG SORROW ♪" "♪ AT LEAST THERE WILL BE PLENTY IMPLIED ♪" "♪ IF YOU CAUGHT PNEUMONIA AND DIED ♪" "♪ I REALLY CAN'T STAY" "♪ OH, BABY, IT'S AH, BUT IT'S ♪" "♪ COLD OUTSIDE" "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT." "OH, WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MY LADY." "BOY, I-I WISH I COULD -- I COULD DANCE LIKE THAT." "YEAH, THE DANCING IS GREAT." "YOU CAN DANCE." "OH, GEE." "ANYBODY CAN DANCE." "NO, NO, NOT ME." "I-I-I DON'T THINK I WOULD EVEN DO WELL IF SOMEBODY..." "TAUGHT ME HOW TO DANCE." "UH, I THINK YOU COULD, AND I COULD TEACH YOU." "OH..." "GO ON WITH IT." "I'M SERIOUS." "SERIOUSLY?" "I'LL START WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE." "LET'S, UM -- WE CAN DO A WALTZ." "A WALTZ." "SO WE COME IN CLOSE TOGETHER." "WE COME IN LIKE -- LIKE THIS?" "[ GROANS ]" "[ Strained ] MAYBE NOT THAT CLOSE." "[ SNIFFS ] IS THAT, UH -- IS THAT SOAP YOU'RE WEARING?" "THAT 'S GOOD." "BETTER." "UH, YEP." "IT'S LOVELY." "IT'S JUST SOAP FOR, YOU KNOW..." "CLEANLINESS." "IT'S LOVELY." "YES." "OKAY, SO FOLLOW MY FEET." "IT'S JUST..." "YES, YES." "ONE, TWO, THREE." "ONE, TWO, THREE." "ONE, TWO " " OW!" "ONE, TWO " "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH, DID I STEP...?" "WELL, I'M SORRY." "YOU ARE HEAVIER THAN YOU LOOK." "[ CHUCKLES ] IS THAT " " IS THAT BLOOD?" "IT'S FINE." "I GOT 10 OF THOSE TOES." "OH, GOODNESS." "SO LET'S MAYBE MOVE ON TO, UM, FREESTYLE." "FREESTYLE!" "MY PERSONAL FAVORITE." "ME TOO." "'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE I CAN GROOVE." "JUST DO WHAT I DO." "OKAY." "YOU DO, LIKE, A STEP-TOUCH." "OKAY." "OR YOU COULD DO, LIKE " "YEAH, YOU COULD KIND OF PUMP IT OUT." "PUMP IT OUT." "BOX IT OUT." "I'M PUMPING OUT." "YOU COULD DO..." "THE..." "RO-BOT..." "IF..." "YOU..." "WANT..." "TO." "OW!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "OOH!" "UH, IS, UH -- DID I STEP ON YOU AGAIN?" "I'M GOOD!" "IS THAT MORE BLOOD?" "JAZZ HANDS!" "SO IT'S THE HOLIDAYS." "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY, UH, TRADITION?" "WELL, FOR ME," "I JUST LOVE GETTING TOGETHER WITH MY FAMILY" "AND BEING TOGETHER." "TO ME, IT'S NOT SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT YOU DO," "IT'S WHO YOU DO IT WITH." "I AGREE." "THAT'S WONDERFUL." "I PERSONALLY LIKE DOING THAT" "AND MAYBE AN INTERNATIONAL TELEVISION SPECIAL." "WELL, MY FAMILY AND I -- WE ALWAYS USED TO WATCH YOU." "NO!" "WE'RE YOUR BIGGEST FANS, KERMIT." "YOU'RE KIDDING ME!" "I'M NOT KIDDING AT ALL." "IT'S A REAL HONOR TO MEET YOU, ACTUALLY." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "HONESTLY, WHEN MY MOM AND DAD SEE THIS," "THEY'RE GOING TO BE THRILLED." "OHH, WELL, UH, UH, LET'S DO A SHOUT-OUT." "HEY, MOM!" "HEY, MOM AND DAD!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD" "COMING UP, LADY GAGA AND RuPAUL PERFORM "FASHION"" "WELCOME BACK." "YOU'RE WATCHING" ""LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR."" "OKAY, JUST, UH, HOLD TIGHT FOR A FEW MINUTES" "WHILE WE SET UP SOME LIGHTS." "OKAY." "UH, THANK YOU, SCOOTER." "THANK YOU, SCOOTER." "OH, GOOD, WE HAVE A COUPLE MINUTES TO TALK." "YEAH, WE DO." "FINALLY, SOME ALONE TIME." "AH, YEAH, YEAH." "EVEN IF IT'S ON A CROWDED SET WHERE WE'RE SHOOTING," "IT'S NICE TO HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK." "YEAH." "BUT IT'S NOT SO CROWDED NOW." "THAT'S TRUE." "JUST US." "YEAH." "JUST THE FROG AND THE LADY." "THAT'S RIGHT." "LIKE OLD TIMES." "YEAH." "IT'S JUST SO NICE FOR US TO HAVE THE CHANCE TO BE TOGETHER" "DURING THE HOLIDAYS, YOU KNOW?" "YEAH, I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS." "I DO MISS MY FAMILY A LOT, THOUGH, KERMIT." "YEAH." "I MEAN, I REALLY DO." "WELL, I DO, TOO." "DO YOU HAVE A BIG FAMILY?" "I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S A GOOD SIZE FAMILY." "I HAVE A WONDERFUL SISTER AND A MOM AND A DAD," "AND THEY'RE STILL TOGETHER." "OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL." "YOU KNOW, I HAVE A -- I HAVE A HUGE FAMILY." "I HAVE LIKE 3,400 BROTHERS AND SISTERS," "GIVE OR TAKE A COUPLE." "WOW!" "WELL, IT'S A FROG THING, YOU KNOW?" "WHAT DO YOU DO ABOUT THANK-YOU CARDS?" "WELL, THAT'S TOUGH." "IT TAKES US LIKE THREE MONTHS" "TO HANG UP OUR COATS OVER THE HOLIDAYS, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S CRAZY." "DO YOU HAVE A BIG CLOSET?" "GOSH, IT MUST BE BIGGER THAN MINE." "IT'S HUGE." "WELL, WE HAVE THE WHOLE SWAMP, YOU KNOW?" "OH." "I NEED TO GET A SWAMP." "YEAH." "BUT, YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS LIKE TO ASK PEOPLE," "WHAT SORT OF MADE YOU WANT TO HAVE THIS AMAZING CAREER" "IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE FULL OF PEOPLE?" "YOU KNOW, KERMIT," "I JUST REALLY LOVE MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY." "AWW." "GEE, WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH." "YEAH, I REALLY DO, AND THAT'S WHY I LIKE YOU GUYS SO MUCH." "'CAUSE YOU ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE SO HAPPY," "AND I KNEW THAT IF WE DID THIS TOGETHER," "IT WOULD JUST BE FUN." "WELL, AND IT'S IS." "IT IS, YOU KNOW?" "I REALLY HAVE HAD A GREAT TIME PERFORMING HERE WITH YOU GUYS," "AND I'M JUST SO HAPPY" "THAT YOU AND ALL THE MUPPETS ARE HERE." "IT'S MADE THIS SPECIAL, YOU KNOW," "EVEN MORE SPECTACULAR THAN I EVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE." "AND IT'S MY NEW ALBUM THAT WE'VE BEEN SINGING." "OF COURSE." "SO I WAS REALLY NERVOUS." "WELL, LISTEN -- AND I, YOU KNOW, WASN'T SURE WHAT TO DO." "BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, IT'S ALL BEEN BETTER." "I'M TRULY HONORED THAT YOU ASKED US " "ALL OF US MUPPETS AND ME TO BE A PART OF YOUR " "OF KIND OF PRESENTING YOUR NEW ALBUM." "WELL, WHY WOULDN'T I?" "WELL, WHY WOULDN'T YOU?" "[ LAUGHS ] BECAUSE YOU LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE, KERMIT." "AH, YES, I DO." "WE BOTH DO." "WE LOVE OUR FANS." "WE DO." "OKAY, UH, LADY GAGA," "THEY'RE READY FOR YOU ON STAGE 1." "OH, GREAT." "I'M SO EXCITED." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "THANKS, KERMIT." "COULD I..." "AW, THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "AND " " AND YOU GOT TO COME VISIT ME" "AT MY PAD SOMETIME IN THE SWAMP." "I WILL -- CAN I COME OVER?" "UH, YOU " " ABSOLUTELY!" "OH, I'M SO EXCITED!" "ABSOLUTELY." "I'LL DRY OFF " " I'LL DRY OFF A NICE SPOT ON A LOG," "AND YOU CAN JUST SIT AND -- AND STARE AT THE RIPPLES." "I WOULD LOVE TO STARE AT THE RIPPLES WITH YOU." "OKAY." "KEEP IN TOUCH." "BYE." "BYE. [ LAUGHS ]" "AW." "WOW." ""COME VISIT MY PAD SOMETIME"?" "!" "HMM?" "!" "OH, PIGGY, I-I-I-I WAS JUST " "WHAT IS THAT?" "IS THAT LIPSTICK ON YOUR CHEEK?" "HUH?" "!" "UH, NO, NO, NO." "I DON'T THINK SO." "I WAS JUST TRYING TO CONNECT WITH HER A LITTLE." "OH, OH, OH, CONNECT WITH HER!" "THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING." "YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW HOW TO CONNECT WITH PEOPLE." "IT'S JUST A SHOWBIZ THING." "YEAH, YEAH, LIKE RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO CONNECT WITH YOU." "UH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "HYAH!" "[ CRASH!" "]" "HMPH!" "AND NOW LADY GAGA WITH "FASHION."" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ SLAY, SLAY" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ FASHION" "♪ STEP INTO THE ROOM" "♪ LIKE IT'S A CATWALK" "♪ FASHION" "♪ SINGING TO THE TUNE" "♪ JUST TO KEEP THEM TALKING" "♪ FASHION" "♪ WALK INTO THE LIGHT" "♪ DISPLAY YOUR DIAMONDS AND PEARLS IN LIGHT ♪" "♪ FASHION" "♪ MARRIED TO THE NIGHT" "♪ I OWN THE WORLD" "♪ WE OWN THE WORLD" "♪ LOOK AT ME NOW" "♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD" "♪ FASHION ♪ IN MY" "♪ LOOK AT ME NOW" "♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD ♪" "♪ IN MY" "♪ FASHION" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ SLAY, SLAY" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ FANTASTIQUE, CHIC" "♪ FREAK, SLAY" "♪ YOU'VE GOT COMPANY" "♪ MAKE SURE YOU LOOK YOUR BEST ♪" "♪ FASHION" "♪ MAKEUP ON YOUR FACE" "♪ A NEW DESIGNER DRESS" "♪ FASHION" "♪ THERE'S A LIFE ON MARS" "♪ WHERE THE COUTURE IS BEYOND BEYOND ♪" "♪ FASHION" "♪ MARRIED TO THE STARS" "♪ I OWN THE WORLD" "♪ WE OWN THE WORLD" "♪ LOOK AT ME NOW" "♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD" "♪ IN MY" "♪ FASHION" "♪ LOOK AT ME NOW" "♪ I FEEL ON TOP OF THE WORLD" "♪ IN MY" "♪ FASHION" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ SLAY" "♪ LOOKING GOOD AND FEELING FINE ♪" "♪ FANTASTIQUE, CHIC" "♪ FREAK, SLAY" "♪ SLAY" "♪ SLAY" "NOW I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING." "GOOD." "THEN WE CAN LEAVE." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "AND NOW ANOTHER HOLIDAY CLASSIC FROM THE MUPPETS." "[ To the tune of "Jingle Bells" ] ♪ VERDEE VERDEE VERKEE VERDOO ♪" "♪ VERDEE VERDEE VERKEE VERDOO ♪ ♪ MEE MEE ME-ME-ME" "♪ VERDEE VERDEE VERSKEE VERDEREE ♪ ♪ MEE MEE ME-ME-ME" "♪ VERDEE VERDEE DERDEE WERDEE ♪ ♪ MEE MEE ME-ME-ME" "♪ LAUGHING ALL THE WAY, HA HA!" "♪ ♪ OOH" "♪ VERDEE VERDEE VERSKEE VERDOO ♪ ♪ MEE MEE ME-ME-ME" "♪ VERDEE VERDEE GURDEE SKURDEE♪ ♪ ME-ME-ME-ME" "♪ LAUGH AND SING ♪ MEEP MEEP MEEP-MEEP-MEEP ♪" "♪ ME-ME-MEEP MEEP MEEP" "♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪ MEE ME-ME-ME ♪ VERDEE VERDEE" "♪ JINGLE BELLS ♪ ME-ME-ME ♪ VERSKEE VERDOO" "♪ ME-ME MEE MEE MEE ♪ VERDEE VERDEE VERSKEE VERDOO ♪" "♪ MEE MEE MEE MEE ME-ME-ME-ME ♪ ♪ VERDEE SHURDEE DURDEE VERDEE ♪" "♪ MEE MEE ME-ME-ME ♪ VERDEE VERDEE VER" "♪ HEY!" "JINGLE, JINGLE, JINGLE, JINGLE ♪ ♪ MEEP MEEP MEEP ♪ VERDEE VERDEE" "ALL THE WAY!" "♪ MEE MEE ME-ME-ME ♪ VERDEE VERDEE VERSKEE" "HA HA HA!" "♪ MEE MEE MEE ME ♪ VERDEE SHURDEE DURDEE" "♪ ONE HORSE ♪ MEE MEE ♪ DURDEE" "♪ OPEN SLE-E-E-E-E-IGH ♪ ME ME MEEEE ♪ DURDEE DA-DURDEE BOM BOM ♪" "HEY, GONZO." "MM-HMM?" "WHAT MESSAGE WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY TO THE GOOD PEOPLE" "FOR THE HOLIDAYS?" "MAY YOUR HOLIDAY BE FILLED WITH WARMTH AND HAPPINESS" "AND, OF COURSE, CHICKENS." "YEAH." "AWW!" "AWW!" "AWW!" "[ To the tune of "We Wish You a Merry Christmas ] ♪ BWAK-BWAK-BWAK" "♪ BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK" "♪ BWAK-BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK ♪" "♪ BWAK-BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK ♪" "♪ BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAAAAAAK ♪" "BWAK-BWAK BWAK-BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK." "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK!" "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK!" "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK!" "AAH!" "BWAK-BWAK-BWAK-BWAK!" "AAH!" "COMING UP, PIGGY FINALLY REACHES HER BREAKING POINT." "GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA!" "...WHEN" "THE "LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR" CONTINUES." "SOMETHING GRAND!" "SOMETHING FABULOUS!" "SOMETHING..." "UNMISTAKABLY..." "MOI." "[ "SANTA BABY" PLAYS ]" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO WOW!" "I'VE GOT A VIVID IMAGINATION." "[ LAUGHS ]" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ JUST SLIP A SABLE UNDER THE TREE FOR ME ♪" "♪ I'VE BEEN AN AWFULLY GOOD GIRL ♪" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ HURRY, HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ OH" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO ♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO ♪ A '54 CONVERTIBLE, TOO" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO ♪ LIGHT BLUE" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO ♪ I'LL WAIT UP FOR YOU, DEAR" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ HURRY, HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ AHHHHH ♪ THINK OF ALL THE FUN I'VE MISSED ♪" "♪ AHHHHHHHHH ♪ THINK OF ALL THE FROGGIES THAT I HAVEN'T KISSED ♪" "♪ AHHHHHHHH ♪ NEXT YEAR I COULD BE, OH, SO GOOD ♪" "♪ IF YOU'D CHECK OFF MY CHRISTMAS LIST ♪" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO, BA-DOO ♪ BA-DOO-BE-DOO, SANTA, HONEY ♪" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO I WANT A YACHT." "AND, REALLY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ASKING A LOT." "DO YOU?" "♪ BA-DOO, BA-DOO ♪ I'VE BEEN AN ANGEL ALL YEAR" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ HURRY, HURRY" "♪ HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY NICE SINGING, FELLAS." "♪ HURRY, HURRY REAL NICE." "♪ HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ HURRY, HURRY ARE YOU DONE YET?" "♪ HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪ HOW ABOUT NOW?" "♪ OHH, OHH, OHH" "THANK YOU." "♪ SANTA, HONEY" "♪ ONE LITTLE THING I REALLY NEED ♪" "♪ THE DEED" "♪ TO A PLATINUM MINE I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS." "♪ SANTA, BABY YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" "♪ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪ CUT!" "CUT!" "CUT!" "CUT!" "STOP SINGING!" "THIS IS MY BIG NUMBER!" "THIS IS MY DAYDREAM!" "ALL RIGHT?" "I-I " " LOOK, YOU ARE ALL VERY TALENTED," "BUT YOU NEVER, EVER SING OVER THE STAR!" "COMPRENDE?" "GOOD." "NOW, LET'S BRING THIS BABY HOME..." "TOGETHER!" "HIT IT!" "♪ OHHH" "♪ OOH, YEAH ♪ COME AND TRIM MY CHRISTMAS TREE ♪" "♪ OHH, YEAH ♪ WITH SOME DECORATIONS BOUGHT AT TIFFANY'S ♪" "♪ OHH, YEAH ♪ I REALLY DO BELIEVE IN YOU" "♪ SO LET'S SEE IF YOU BELIEVE IN MOI ♪" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ FORGOT TO MENTION ONE LITTLE THING ♪" "♪ A RING" "♪ AHHHHHH ♪ I DON'T MEAN ON THE PHONE" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ AHHHH AHHHHHHHH ♪ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ AHHHHHH ♪ HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ AHHHHHHHHHH ♪ HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY-Y-Y" "♪ SANTA, BABY" "♪ AHHHHHHH ♪ SO HURRY DOWN THE CHIMNEY TONIGHT ♪" "♪ SANTA, TONI-I-I-I-I-I-GHT" "I'LL BE WAITING UP FOR YOU!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "OH, NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" "YEAH!" "NOW, THAT'S A DAYDREAM!" "OH, I THINK MY HOLIDAY MESSAGE WOULD BE HAPPY HOLIDAYS," "PEACE ON EARTH," "AND MAY YOU HAVE THE BEST NEW YEAR'S EVER." "UP NEXT, LADY GAGA TAKES THE STAGE A FINAL TIME" "WHEN "LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR" RETURNS." "WELCOME BACK" "TO "LADY GAGA  THE MUPPETS HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR."" "UH, PIGGY." "DON'T TOUCH ME." "UH, L-LISTEN, I-I PROMISE" "THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND LADY GAGA." "HMPH!" "NO, NO, SERIOUSLY." "IT'S JUST SILLY THAT -- Lady Gaga:" "OH, MISS PIGGY." "HUH, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL." "I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU." "OH, HAPPY, I'M SURE." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "UH, MISS PIGGY," "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO FOR THE FINALE OF THE SHOW." "THE FINALE!" "THE FINALE!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "I'LL GIVE YOU A FINALE!" "OH, REALLY?" "IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA COME BETWEEN ME AND MY KERMY" "[CHUCKLES] WELL, THINK AGAIN BECAUSE WE ARE TOGETHER." "THAT'S IT!" "WHAT IT?" ""TOGETHER"!" "THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN MISSING FROM THE FINALE!" "HMM?" "YEAH?" "IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BIG THE SPECTACLE IS." "UH-HUH?" "IT'S ABOUT US ALL CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAYS TOGETHER." "OH, THAT'S RIGHT!" "AND IT WAS ALL YOUR IDEA." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "IT WAS?" "YES, IT WAS!" "YOU SAVED THE DAY." "YES!" "IT WAS!" "YES!" "YES!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "I'M BRILLIANT, AREN'T I?" "YOU ARE." "WELL, WHAT ARE WE ALL STANDING AROUND FOR?" "LET'S DO THIS!" "LET'S DO THIS!" "LET'S DO THIS!" "COME ON!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "COME ON, KERMIT." "OH, OH, WAIT." "WAIT!" "[ "APPLAUSE" PLAYS ]" "♪ I STAND HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO BANG THE GONG ♪" "YEAH." "♪ TO CRASH THE CRITIC SAYING" "♪ "IS IT RIGHT, OR IS IT WRONG?" ♪" "♪ IF ONLY FAME HAD AN I.V." "♪ BABY, COULD I BEAR" "♪ BEING AWAY FROM YOU" "♪ I FOUND THE VEIN, PUT IT IN HERE ♪" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE" "♪ APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE-PLAUSE ♪" "HEY, HEY, GONZO, WHAT'S " "[ LAUGHS ] NO, I'M GONNA LEAVE A PAUSE." "ALL RIGHT, NO PAUSE." "YOU COULD SAY, "YES, RIZZO,"" "AND THEN MY NAME WOULD GET ON THE SHOW." "[ SIGHS ]" "[ LAUGHTER ] WHOO!" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "HOW ABOUT MY BOOMERANG FISH?" "I THROW THEM AWAY, AND " "OHH!" "OHH!" "OHH!" "OHH!" "OHH!" "OHH!" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD ♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH ♪" "♪ A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "HEY, GONZO." "YES?" "HOW ARE YOU?" "[ LAUGHS ] DO IT AGAIN." "I'LL DO IT AGAIN!" "HEY, GONZO, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HOBBY?" "YES?" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE A PAUSE." "WHAT?" "!" "OKAY, I'LL PAUSE!" "YOU WENT, "HEY, GONZO," AND THERE WAS NO TIME " "GOD!" "IT'S NOT LIKE WE WORKED TOGETHER EVER!" "NOW YOU'RE TALKING STRAIGHT THROUGH." "ALL RIGHT, OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "♪ ..." "THEN SUDDENLY THE KOONS IS ME ♪" "♪ POP CULTURE WAS IN ART" "♪ NOW ART'S IN POP CULTURE, PIGGY ♪" "WE ARE HERE TO TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE NEW MOVIES, OKAY?" "THE " " THE NEW MOVIES?" "YEAH, WHY?" "THAT'S WHAT MY LINE SAYS, OKAY?" "LOOK AT THE SCRIPT." "IT SAYS THAT..."OUR"..." "YOU SEE?" "IT SAYS "MOVIES." "OUR NEW MOVIES."" "WHAT DID I SAY?" "COME ON!" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "NOW... ♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "NOW I..." "SAY THE WHOLE SENTENCE." "IT'LL BE DONE FASTER." "[ Chuckling ] ALL RIGHT." "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING SO SCARED FOR?" "UH, I DON'T KNOW." "HUH?" "'CAUSE YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS." "'CAUSE YOU'RE SO HANDSOME." "OH. [ CHUCKLES ]" "[ CLEARS THROAT ] WELL..." "[ LAUGHS ]" "LET'S JUST WRAP THIS THING AND GO TO DINNER." "[ Laughing ] OKAY." "ALL RIGHT?" "♪ I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE" "EVERYBODY HAVE A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAYS." "WE ARE SO HAPPY THAT YOU SPENT THEM WITH US." "THANK YOU FROM ME, LADY GAGA, AND THE MUPPETS." "GOOD NIGHT!" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP, MAKE 'EM TOUCH, TOUCH ♪" "♪ MAKE IT REAL LOUD" "♪ GIVE ME THAT THING THAT I LOVE ♪" "♪ I'LL TURN THE LIGHTS ON" "♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP" "[ SIGHS ]" "UH, PEPE!" "SORRY." "I WAS JUST MAKING SURE YOUR MAKEUP WAS OKAY." "DO YOU NEED A THROAT MASSAGE?" "PEPE!" "[ LAUGHS ] WHAT?" "I DIDN'T DO IT!" "WHATEVER I DID, I DIDN'T DO ON PURPOSE!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "♪ A-R-T-P-O-P" "[ ALL CHEERING ]" "GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "WELL, THAT WAS A PERFECT THANKSGIVING SHOW." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "A REAL TURKEY!" "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "GOOD NIGHT!" "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" "HAPPY HOLIDAYS!" "WHOO!"