"[BELL JINGLING]" "HO, HO, HO." "BUY A TREE." "CHRISTMAS IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER." "BUY A TREE..." "[GRUNTS]" "OH, LORNA!" "I TELL YOU, THIS GETS MORE COMPLICATED EACH YEAR." "OH..." "YOU SAID YOU'D LET ME HELP YOU." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO FALL OFF THIS THING." "I'LL KEEP HER OFF THE LADDER." "YOU'LL KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF," "IS WHAT YOU'LL DO." "I NEVER EVEN TOUCHED YOU." "MAYBE SO, BUT YOU'VE LUSTED FOR ME IN YOUR HEART." "I'M RIGHT HERE IF YOU NEED ME." "[CAR HONKING]" "WHAT'S THE LITTLE TERROR UP TO?" "OH, HECTOR!" "[LAUGHS]" "WOO-HOO, I LOOK GOOD." "YES, I DO." "COME ON, YOU KNOW" "YOUR MOM DOESN'T WANT YOU PLAYING IN MY CAR." "SHE WON'T NOTICE." "SHE'S GOT THE LATE SHIFT AGAIN," "DELIVERING PACKAGES." "SO, UM..." "WHEN ARE YOU TAKING ME ON A SAFARI?" "OH..." "WE'LL TOTALLY DO IT NEXT WEEK." "I PROMISE." "SEE, I NOTICED THE SEATS" "DON'T RECLINE IN THIS THING." "DON'T IT GET KIND OF HARD TO, UM, LIKE," "MAKE OUT IN HERE?" "HECTOR!" "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" "I AM, UH... 12?" "NO, YOU ARE EIGHT" "GOING ON DIRTY OLD MAN." "OK, OK, WHATEVER." "DO YOU NEED SOME HELP CARRYING" "THIS TREE UP TO YOUR APARTMENT?" "OH." "YEAH, ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE GREAT." "THANK YOU." "YEAH." "FIVE BUCKS." "OUT." "WHY DO I ALWAYS GOT TO GET OUT?" "WHY CAN'T I JUST CHILL, MAN?" "[GIGGLING]" "[WIND WHISTLING]" "OOH!" "HEY, FELLAS." "COLD ONE." "ALL RIGHT..." "WHO'S HUNGRY?" "I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD." "BUT I TELL YOU..." "ONE MORE YEAR TO GET THE DETAILS DOWN" "WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN A BAD THING." "OH, I'M HANDLING IT ALL RIGHT." "JUST A LITTLE NERVOUS, THAT'S ALL." "THINK DAD GOT NERVOUS HIS FIRST CHRISTMAS?" "AH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S FINE." "WHAT CAN GO WRONG?" "BUDDY?" "[REINDEER GRUNTING]" "WHERE'S BUDDY?" "GOTCHA." "PANDA:" "WELCOME TO THE ZOO." "KID:" "COOL." "WOMAN:" "YEAH..." "THAT'S SO GOOD." "YOU ARE SO THIRSTY." "YES, YOU ARE." "THERE YOU GO, RIGHT IN THE MOUTH." "OHH!" "THERE YOU GO." "[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]" "GOOD BOY." "OH, I'M SOAKING." "[TRUMPETS]" "OH!" "ARE YOU JOKING ME?" "DID YOU JUST TAKE MY LUNCH?" "DID YOU JUST TAKE MY LUNCH, YOU BIG SILLY?" "HEYA, SANDY." "HEY, BIG GUY." "HO, HO, HO." "OH, JORDAN!" "I DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING." "NO BIG DEAL." "I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU" "FOR COVERING FOR ME ON THE ZOO TOUR THIS WEEK." "WELL, I HAVEN'T LED A TOUR IN TWO YEARS." "YOU'RE GONNA DO GREAT, ALL RIGHT?" "TELL SOME JOKES." "I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANY JOKES." "SANDY:" "OK, GUYS, TOUR'S ABOUT TO START." "PLENTY OF SEATS." "OK, HERE WE GO." "OK..." "[OVER P.A.] SO, MY NAME IS SANDY," "AND I WILL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE FOR THE NEXT HOUR." "ALL:" "HI, SANDY!" "HI..." "OK..." "I'M A LITTLE BIT RUSTY." "UH..." "BUT I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY" "TO INFORM YOU THAT SHOULD WE HAVE A SUDDEN LOSS" "IN AIR PRESSURE, AN OXYGEN MASK" "WILL DROP DOWN IN FRONT OF YOU." "THAT WAS A JOKE." "OK, LET'S GO." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "THIS IS GONNA BE ROUGH." "SANDY:" "NEXT UP, WE HAVE A NEW ADDITION TO OUR ZOO FAMILY." "THEY ARE SOME VERY SPECIAL REINDEER" "WHICH ARE ON LOAN FROM A CERTAIN MR. CLAUS." "AREN'T THEY BEAUTIFUL?" "YEAH, I HEAR FROM SANTA CLAUS THAT THESE GUYS WERE GROUNDED" "DUE TO POOR NIGHT VISION." "YO, SANDY!" "SANDY BROOKS!" "UH..." "LET'S GO." "HUH?" "NOW." "MOVE." "GO." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "MAN:" "HEY, SANDY!" "HOLD UP, IT'S ME, BUCK." "SANDY:" "OK, FOLKS, NICE AND QUICK." "UP AHEAD..." "SANDY, HEY, STOP." "COME BACK HERE." "SANDY: ..." "AFTER THAT COME THE CAMELS ON THE LEFT," "GIRAFFES ON THE RIGHT." "WE GOTTA BE FAST HERE..." "WELL..." "YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE." "PANDA:" "WELL, HAVE A GOOD DAY!" "BYE-BYE, NOW." "THIS IS OFFICER McKIBBLE." "ALL MONKEYS ARE ACCOUNTED FOR." "OFFICER McKIBBLE..." "AREA ONE..." "SECURE." "SITUATION UNDER CONTROL." "DARN." "[BUBBLING SOUND]" "[YELLING]" "[GROANING]" "OW!" "HOW DID DAD DO THIS?" "[SNORING]" "HEY THERE, BEAUTIFUL." "OH..." "I MUST HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP." "BUCK..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "WELL, I FIGURED SINCE I HAD TO DROP" "THE REINDEER OFF AT THE ZOO," "YOU'D WANT ME TO LOOK YOU UP." "AND YOU LOOK..." "I LOOKED FOR THE PAPERWORK FROM THAT RANCH, BUCK." "YOU CAN'T DROP OFF REINDEER WITHOUT PAPERWORK." "YOU KNOW, WE'RE A REALLY SMALL OPERATION," "WE COULD GET SHUT DOWN." "MM." "RIGHT." "RIGHT." "PAPERWORK." "I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE TRUCK." "NOW, WHERE WAS I?" "OH, YEAH..." "YOU LOOK GREAT." "ALL RIGHT, STOP." "OH, COME ON." "IT'S CHRISTMAS." "CAN WE STILL BE FRIENDS?" "WHEN WERE WE EVER FRIENDS?" "GOOD POINT." "WE COULD BE MUCH MORE THAN FRIENDS." "THE HUNTING, THE ANIMAL TROPHIES..." "BUCK, I DETEST EVERYTHING THAT YOU STAND FOR." "NOT LIKE A MERCENARY LIKE YOU REALLY STANDS FOR ANYTHING." "I'M NO MERCENARY." "I TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA STOP LEADING THOSE BIG GAME HUNTS," "AND I DID." "FOR YOU." "THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS HAVE DINNER WITH ME." "OH GOD, YOU ARE LIKE A BIG, DUMB ROCK." "YOU DON'T LISTEN." "I'M ONLY HERE FOR A FEW DAYS." "WE COULD SPEND THEM ROLLED UP IN A BEARSKIN RUG," "IN FRONT OF A ROARING FIRE." "THAT SOUNDS REALLY FUN FOR THE SKINLESS BEAR." "FINE, WE'LL ROLL OURSELVES UP" "IN POTATO SACKS FOR ALL I CARE." "JUST AS LONG AS WE'RE ROLLED UP TOGETHER." "READ MY LIPS, BUCK." "EEW." "WELL, AREN'T WE HIGH AND MIGHTY?" "YOU KNOW, I ASKED AROUND..." "IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SOME OTHER GUY" "ITCHING TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH YOU." "SORRY." "BUCK:" "WHAT'S THAT GUY DOING?" "OH, MY GOD." "LOOKS LIKE WE GOT AN INTRUDER." "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?" "WHAT WERE YOU POSSIBLY THINKING," "WANDERING OFF LIKE THAT?" "AND LESS THAN A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS," "WHEN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING TO FLY," "I MIGHT ADD?" "AS IF I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT." "THIS IS MY FIRST CHRISTMAS AS THE MAN IN RED," "THE BIG S.C., THE JOLLY OLD SAINT NICK, OK?" "AND I NEED A LITTLE HELP ON THIS, BUDDY." "WITH ONLY SEVEN REINDEER, SLEIGH CAN'T FLY." "SLEIGH DOESN'T FLY, THERE'S NO CHRISTMAS." "NO CHRISTMAS!" "PUT THAT IN YOUR LITTLE REINDEER BONNET" "AND THINK ABOUT THAT." "YOU'RE STUCK IN A PEN" "WITH ALL THESE N.F.R.s," ""NO-FLY REINDEERS," AND BUDDY," "OH, WHAT WOULD DAD SAY?" "WHAT?" "NO, BUDDY, YOU CAN FLY." "YOU CAN FLY." "TRUST ME, TRUST NICK." "YOU CAN FLY, BUDDY." "YOU JUST NEED A LITTLE AERIAL ACUMEN." "YOU NEED A RUNNING START." "AND THAT'S ALL, IT'S JUST A RUNNING START." "IT'S LIKE A STEP, STEP, LEAP." "IT'S STEP, STEP, LEAP." "YOU STEP, STEP, LEAP." "YOU GOTTA THINK "SWAN LAKE."" "STEP, STEP, LEAP..." "JUST STEP, STEP, LEAP." "20 BUCKS SAYS HE WAS DUMPED ON HIS HEAD AS A KID." "...STEP, STEP, LEAP." "SANDY:" "OK, MISTER!" "YOU HOLD IT RIGHT THERE." "YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" "AH!" "OOH!" "LUCKY YOU, YOU GET TO SEE BUCK SEGER IN ACTION." "SANDY:" "HEY, STOP!" "CARL, WE'VE GOT AN INTRUDER HEADING TOWARDS THPRIMATES." "CARL:" "COPY THAT, SANDY." "BUCK:" "I'M GAINING ON YOU, PAL." "AH!" "SANDY:" "HURRY, HE'S GETTING AWAY!" "BUCK:" "YOU'RE MESSING WITH BUCK SEGER." "WAIT, WAIT, WAIT." "WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE." "I WANT A PIECE OF THIS GUY FIRST." "SANDY:" "WHOA!" "WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT FLASH?" "THE SIGN SAYS PULL." "FINE," "IF YOU WANT TO DO IT THE EASY WAY." "WHERE DID HE GO?" "DON'T WORRY." "I'LL FIND HIM." "HUH..." "THESE FOOTPRINTS LEAD UP TO THIS MIRROR." "OFFICER McKIBBLE:" "YEAH." "AND THEN THEY JUST STOP." "AAH!" "[CRASH]" "[GROANING]" "OW." "I GOTTA FIND AN EASIER WAY TO TRAVEL." "IF YOU CAN'T BRING THE REINDEER" "TO THE MIRROR," "YOU GOTTA BRING THE MIRROR" "TO THE REINDEER." "IT'S OK." "IT'S A LITTLE TREAT." "GO ON, BUDDY-BOY." "TAKE IT." "YEAH..." "YEAH." "[LAUGHS]" "[McKIBBLE HUMMING]" "HEY, SANDY." "OH, HEY, CARL." "OK, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOMEBODY" "ON GUARD HERE DAY AND NIGHT" "IN CASE THAT GUY COMES BACK." "COPY THAT." "CHRISTMAS SURE BRINGS OUT THE FREAKS." "SANDY:" "YEAH, I KNOW." "LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A NEW FRIEND." "I KNOW." "ISN'T HE SWEET?" "YEAH." "THERE'S SOMETHING SO DIFFERENT" "ABOUT HIM, THOUGH." "I MEAN, THEY ALL CAME" "FROM THE SAME FARM HERD, BUT..." "HE DOESN'T REALLY SEEM TO FIT IN." "MAYBE HE'S HOMESICK, I DON'T KNOW." "OFFICER McKIBBLE:" "WELL, HE SURE LIKES YOU." "OH!" "JINGLE BELLS." "WHAT THE..." "McKIBBLE:" "HOLD ON." "YOU CAN'T PARK THAT THERE." "COME BACK!" "[CLEARS THROAT]" "AH!" "BUCK, WILL YOU STOP SNEAKING UP ON ME?" "[CHUCKLES] SO JUMPY." "SO TENSE." "I GOT A SURE-FIRE CURE FOR THAT." "WHERE DID YOU JUST COME FROM?" "WE STILL HAVEN'T SETTLED UP ON DINNER." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "ALL DAY LONG" "I'VE GOTTEN THE FEELING" "THAT SOMEBODY'S BEEN WATCHING ME." "IT WAS YOU." "BOBCAT, I HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING YOU." "BUT IF YOU THINK SOMEBODY HAS," "MAYBE I SHOULD COME OVER AND CHECK OUT YOUR PLACE," "SAY AROUND 9:00?" "I'LL BRING THE WINE." "[PHONE RINGS]" "HANG ON." "HOLD THAT THOUGHT." "MAN:" "SEGER?" "MR. TERRELL." "I GOT MY HEART SET ON HUNTING" "SOME BIG GAME THIS CHRISTMAS, SEGER." "YOU COME THROUGH FOR ME," "AND YOU'LL HAVE A CHRISTMAS TO REMEMBER AS WELL..." "A VERY GREEN CHRISTMAS." "BUCK:" "OH, NOW DON'T YOU WORRY, SIR." "REST ASSURED." "I'LL FIND YOU SOMETHING VERY BIG AND FEROCIOUS SOON." "I HOPE SO." "I GOT A BIG EMPTY SPACE ON MY WALL." "OF COURSE, I COULD ALWAYS MOUNT YOU UP THERE." "WELL, YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SIR." "SO, BOBCAT..." "WHERE WERE WE?" "[CLEARS THROAT]" "NICK:" "OH, SNOWFLAKES." "OK, HERE WE GO." "HI, I'M..." "HI, I'M NICK." "HI." "HI." "HELLO, I'M NICK." "MY NAME IS NICK," "AND YOU PROBABLY DON'T RUN INTO THIS PROBLEM VERY OFTEN," "BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS YOUR ZOO HAS MY REINDEER," "AND, UM..." "NEED IT BACK!" "'CAUSE SLEIGH CAN'T FLY WITH ONLY SEVEN," "AND IF THE SLEIGH CAN'T FLY WE GOT TROUBLE." "NO, I HAVEN'T..." "NO, I DON'T DRINK." "I HAVEN'T BEEN..." "YOU KNOW." "NO, THERE'S NO REASON TO BE ALARMED." "YOU KNOW I'D FEEL MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE" "IF YOU'D PUT DOWN THE GUN" "AND STEP AWAY FROM THE CHRISTMAS CAKE." "DUDE!" "JEEZ." "WHIZ." "WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?" "AND WHAT'S WITH THE SNOW GEAR?" "THE..." "I'M FROM..." "HECTOR, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UPSTAIRS." "WHO'S THIS?" "I WASN'T..." "I WAS JUST LOOKING." "I WAS JUST LOOKING." "HE WAS LOOKING ALL RIGHT." "IT'S OK, IT'S FINE." "I DON'T NORMALLY SHOW THE PLACE THIS LATE." "BUT SINCE I'M UP WATCHING THE LITTLE TERROR..." "I HAVEN'T ALL NIGHT, YOU KNOW." "SO, COME ON." "YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN HAVE A ROOM AVAILABLE." "I AM?" "I MEAN, I AM." "YOU MUST HAVE SEEN THE SIGN." "AH, YES, THE SIGN." "THAT'S THE DINING ROOM." "AH." "FOR DINING." "THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM." "AH." "FOR LIVING." "OH." "THIS IS A LOVELY PAINTING OF PARIS." "OH, THANKS." "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN?" "YEAH, I TRY AND GO ONCE A YEAR." "WOW." "OH, I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF GOING TO PARIS." "JUST A DREAM." "IT'S A LOVELY CITY, VERY FRENCH." "CHIMNEYS ARE A LITTLE TIGHT." "UH-HUH." "IT'S A LITTLE WARM FOR A JACKET, DON'T YOU THINK?" "YES." "THE PLACE FOR RENT'S UPSTAIRS." "RENT'S DUE FIRST OF THE MONTH." "THIS WILL BE YOUR ROOM." "WOW." "THAT IS SOME MIRROR." "IT'S AN HEIRLOOM." "GET TO BE MY AGE, THINGS YOU BOUGHT NEW" "ARE SUDDENLY HEIRLOOMS." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "SO..." "THE ROOM GETS SUN ALL DAY." "HAS A NICE AIRY VIEW." "WHAT DO YOU THINK, MR...?" "SNOWDEN." "NICK SNOWDEN." "I THINK IT'LL BE PERFECT." "HI, YOU'VE REACHED" "THE NORTHERN LAKES REINDEER FARMS." "SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED FOR THE HOLIDAYS," "SO PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP" "AND HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS." "[MACHINE BEEPS]" "HEY, BILL." "IT'S SANDY" "FROM THE SAN ERNESTO ZOO." "I'M ACTUALLY CALLING 'CAUSE I NEED A COPY" "OF THE PAPERWORK ON THE REINDEER THAT YOU SENT US" "WITH BUCK SEGER." "IF YOU COULD JUST CALL ME BACK, THAT WOULD..." "[SANDY SHRIEKS]" "THAT WOULD, UM..." "THAT WOULD BE GREAT." "THANK YOU." "OK, BYE." "[NICK MUTTERING]" "WHAT IS THIS DUDE DOING?" "[MUTTERING]" "GOT MY EYE ON YOU, NICK SNOWDEN." "DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO." "YOU KNOW?" "STEP INTO MY OFFICE." "SAFETY FIRST." "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" "DUDE, I'M EIGHT." "I CAN'T DRIVE." "OH." "TRUTH IS, SANDY'S A LITTLE OLD FOR ME." "I'LL STEP ASIDE AND GIVE YOU A SHOT." "BUT IT'LL COST YOU." "HOW SO?" "I GOT THIS CATALOGUE HERE." "AND I'VE BEEN WANTING TO GET SOMETHING FOR MY MOM" "SINCE SHE DOES WORK HARD" "DURING THIS TIME OF YEAR." "OH, WELL, THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL, HECTOR." "YEAH, AND EXPENSIVE." "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO PICK UP SOME ODD JOBS AROUND HERE," "BUT THE NEIGHBORS, THEY'RE CHEAP." "WELL, THAT'S NOT NAUGHTY, HECTOR." "YOU MUST LOVE YOUR MOTHER VERY MUCH." "[WHISPERING] KEEP IT DOWN, OK?" "OK." "NOTE TO SELF:" "HECTOR, NICE." "BUT YOU KNOW, SHE'S A MOM, OK?" "SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL?" "'CAUSE YOU KNOW, FOR MOMS, THEY LIKE THAT BETTER" "THAN DIAMONDS AND JEWELS." "BECAUSE..." "IT'S NOT COOL." "[SANDY CLEARS THROAT] HELLO?" "I KNOW, I KNOW." "THANKS." "SURE." "THAT'S THE NEW TENANT." "YOU OWE ME." "WOW." "HE LIKED YOU." "NICK:" "YEAH, HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE KID." "SANDY:" "YEAH." "NOT NAUGHTY." "I LIVE UPSTAIRS." "OH." "I'M SANDY." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "OH..." "NICK." "ST...." "NICK..." "NAME." "MINE..." "NICK." "OH, SORRY." "THAT'S OK." "YOU OK?" "YEAH, GOOD, THANK YOU." "I HAVE TO GO TO WORK." "OH." "OK." "OH." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "OH, IT'S..." "THAT'S GOT IT." "YEAH." "I'LL JUST..." "INTERESTING MEETING YOU, NICK." "SANDY." "YEAH." "NICK, NAME, MINE..." "YOU'RE PATHETIC." "THAT'S REALLY SMOOTH." "OLD MAN:" "LORNA, NO!" "LORNA:" "I AM NOT GOING AND THAT'S IT." "OLD MAN:" "BUT LORNA..." "WHAT'S ALL THIS, CHESTER?" "OH, THEY USED TO BE THEATER TICKETS." "SHE'S JUST PLAYING HARD TO GET." "I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE" "IF I ESCORTED LORNA TO THE THEATER" "FOR HER CHRISTMAS PRESENT." "LORNA:" "I TOLD YOU I'M NOT SITTING" "IN ANY DARK BALCONY WITH YOU." "[SIGHS]" "WOMAN HAS THE EARS OF A BAT." "HER HEARING'S PRETTY GOOD, TOO." "OH, FOR 20 YEARS, I'VE TRIED TO GET" "THAT WOMAN TO GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY." "WELL, CHESTER," "I HEAR PARIS IS NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR." "HM?" "WELL, EVEN IF I HAD THE MONEY," "HOW WOULD I GET HER TO FLY ACROSS AN OCEAN WITH ME" "WHEN I CAN'T EVEN GET HER TO GO TO A PLAY?" "RIGHT." "RIGHT, YEAH, THAT IS A TOUGH ONE." "LET ME GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT." "OK, THANK YOU SO MUCH." "THANKS FOR COMING." "THANK YOU." "MERRY CHRISTMAS." "OH." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A ZOO, AND..." "I'M A TOURIST." "YES, YOU ARE." "LORNA SAID YOU WORKED AT THE ZOO." "SHE SAID, "SHE WORKS AT THE ZOO."" "I THOUGHT I MIGHT RUN INTO YOU HERE." "LADY, WHERE DO THEY GET THE ANIMALS FROM?" "WOW, GREAT QUESTION, RITCHIE." "OH, UM, WELL..." "LET'S SEE, OTHER ZOOs' BREEDING PROGRAMS." "UH, PRIVATE COLLECTORS," "SOMETIMES EVEN FROM THE WILD." "MISTER, YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE PRICE TAGS" "ON YOUR CLOTHES?" "IS THAT UNUSUAL?" "IN SOME CIRCLES, YEAH." "OK, WELL, I GOTTA GO CHECK ON SOMETHING," "SO YOU TAKE THAT..." "AND, UM, I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER." "BYE." "OK IF I WALK WITH YOU?" "YEAH." "YEAH, THAT'S FINE." "HOW DID HE KNOW YOUR NAME?" "SANDY:" "HEY, HOW'D YOU KNOW" "WHAT THAT KID'S NAME WAS BACK THERE?" "NOBODY SAID HIS NAME." "NOPE." "OH, I MUST HAVE HEARD IT EARLIER." "I HEAR A NAME, IT STICKS, THAT'S ALL." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "OH." "WHAT'S THIS?" "YOU'LL SEE." "AREN'T THEY SWEET?" "THESE GUYS JUST CAME IN LAST WEEK." "HEY, YOU KNOW SOMETIMES THEY LET ME PET THEM." "YOU WANNA..." "YOU WANNA TRY?" "OH, NO, I'M KIND OF ALLERGIC." "OH, COME ON, NO, NO, NO," "DON'T BE SCARED." "OK." "[REINDEER GRUNTS]" "HI." "SANDY:" "OH MY GOSH." "WHOA THERE." "FRIENDLY FELLA." "OH, WHAT IS HE..." "WHAT IS THIS?" "WHY DO YOU HAVE MOSS IN YOUR POCKET?" "DO I?" "OH, I PICKED SOME." "NORTH OF HERE." "NORTH, I THINK." "HUH." "OH, HEY, HE REALLY GOES FOR IT, DON'T YOU BUDDY-BOY?" "BUDDY-BOY." "OH WAIT, KIDS." "I'M SORRY, YOU CAN'T..." "YOU CAN'T FEED THEM HERE." "I AM SO NOT GETTING DISTRACTED." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK FROST." "YOU WATCH THIS, MY FELT-TIPPED FRIEND." "OOH, ZIP IT." "HI, SANDY." "HI." "HEY, LISTEN, I WAS WONDERING" "IF YOU WERE FREE AND SAY, STARVING." "I MEAN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE ANYTHING BUT STARVING." "I MEAN, NOT TO SAY THAT YOU LOOK FAT." "I MEAN, YOU DON'T LOOK FAT, OR SKINNY." "YOU LOOK GREAT AND I WAS WONDERING IF" "YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED TO EAT SOMETHING," "THEN YOU COULD EAT SOMETHING, AND MAYBE SOMETIME SOON," "AND MAYBE WITH ME." "WAIT, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?" "WELL, IT WAS A LITTLE JUMBLED." "NO, NO, NO." "NOT THAT." "I COULD HAVE SWORN THAT YOU" "CALLED HIM..." "BUCK:" "BOBCAT." "BUCK..." "HEY." "WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?" "THIS IS NICK." "NICK'S A NEW TENANT." "HEY." "AH!" "ICE STORM." "OH, SORRY." "SOMETIMES I FORGET MY OWN STRENGTH." "IS THAT RIGHT?" "MAN ON RADIO:" "SANDY, WE GOT A SITUATION." "THERE'S A TRAM FULL OF TOURISTS AND NO GUIDE." "OH, I TOTALLY FORGOT." "OK, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE." "I'M SO SORRY." "I'M HEADIN' THAT WAY, I'LL WALK YOU." "ALL RIGHT, WE GOTTA..." "DON'T WORRY." "I GOT A PLAN, I GOT A PLAN." "YOU JUST STAY PUT." "OK." "JINGLE BELLS, SHE'S SOMETHING ELSE." "BYE." "HEY, STOP IT." "I HAVE NO ILLUSIONS ABOUT HER WANTING A GUY LIKE ME." "I JUST SO HAPPEN TO THINK THAT SHE MIGHT BE THE KEY" "TO GETTING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE." "THANKS FOR NOTHING," "YOU ALMOST GAVE THE WHOLE GAME AWAY THERE." "YOU LEARN TO FLY." "I'LL TAKE CARE OF MY SIDE OF THINGS." "[SIGHS] ...THE GUY WE FOUND IN THE REINDEER PEN." "AND DID YOU NOTICE THAT ONE REINDEER" "WASN'T AFRAID OF HIM AT ALL?" "AND HE CALLED HIM "BUDDY."" "THIS IS WHAT I MEAN." "YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THESE REINDEER." "NOW I'M TELLING YOU, YOU GOTTA GET AWAY" "FROM ALL THIS CRAZINESS." "YOU NEED BUCK TIME." "ONCE AGAIN I THINK THE ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE" "WOULD BE "EEW."" "SANDY:" "LET'S SEE HERE." "MOSS..." "MOSS..." "OH!" "SO STRANGE..." ""CLADONIA RANGIFERINA"" "ARCTIC MOSS." "HUH." "OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT." "I'VE NEVER BURNED THE TURKEY." "LORNA, ISN'T THIS A HAM?" "OH..." "OH, BUT..." "THEN I DEFINITELY OVERCOOKED IT." "YOUR COOKING SMELLS AS HEAVENLY AS EVER, LORNA." "WHY THE HEAVY MACHINERY?" "DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE, MR. FIELDS." "HERE." "SO ANYWAY, WHAT ABOUT THIS NEW TENANT?" "OH..." "I DON'T KNOW." "I NEVER ASK FOR APPLICATIONS." "PEOPLE LIE ON APPLICATIONS." "AND THEIR REFERENCES LIE FOR THEM." "I GO BY MY INSTINCTS." "BESIDES," "HE'S CUTE." "WOULDN'T YOU SAY?" "NO, I DON'T..." "I DON'T..." "I HADN'T REALLY NOTICED." "[WHOOSHING]" "WHAT IS THIS?" "[WIND WHISTLING]" "NICK:" "AAH!" "[THUD]" "NICK?" "I CAN EXPLAIN THIS." "I WANT A MODEL ROCKET, A BIKE," "A BATTING CAGE, A HOT AIR BALLOON," "A SAMURAI SWORD," "A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION TO PLAY..." "YOU REALIZE THIS IS BLACKMAIL." "UH, WHAT'S YOUR POINT?" "WELL, FOR ONE, IT FALLS UNDER NAUGHTY." "THAT SHOULD BE THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES." "I MEAN, YOU GOT A REINDEER STUCK IN THE ZOO" "AND CHRISTMAS EVE IS ALMOST HERE." "I KNOW, I KNOW, I'LL GET HIM OUT TOMORROW, HECTOR." "OK?" "NO." "WE'LL" "GET HIM OUT TOMORROW." "YOU DRIVE A TOUGH BARGAIN, KID." "ALL RIGHT," "WISH ME LUCK." "GOOD LUCK." "OH, THAT LOOKS PRETTY HEAVY." "SORRY, YOUR DOOR WAS..." "SO I..." "CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND?" "THAT WOULD BE GREAT, THANK YOU." "OH..." "I GOT IT, I GOT IT." "OK." "YOU OK?" "YEP." "I GOT IT, I GOT IT." "OH." "BOXES." "WHAT'S IN ALL THESE BOXES?" "UH, THEY'RE ORNAMENTS." "IN ALL OF THEM?" "WOW." "YOU GOT ENOUGH HERE" "TO DECORATE A SMALL VILLAGE." "[RECORDER REWINDS]" "YEAH." "YOU WANT SOME OF THESE DOWN?" "NO, THAT'S OK." "WHAT?" "NO, NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "THANK YOU, THOUGH." "OK." "TEST, TEST." "TEST, TEST." "OK." "AH, THANK YOU." "YOU'RE WELCOME." "HEAVY BOX." "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "I LOVE YOUR TREE." "OH, NOW YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME." "WHAT?" "NO." "I..." "NO, I LOVE IT." "IT'S GREAT." "IT'S AN AMAZING TREE." "EXACTLY THE ONE THAT I WOULD HAVE PICKED." "IT'S PERFECT." "THANKS." "YEAH." "WHO IS THIS?" "OH, THAT'S MY MOM AND MY DAD AND ME." "THAT WAS OUR LAST CHRISTMAS TOGETHER." "CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?" "YEAH." "WHY DON'T YOU BRING THOSE BOXES DOWN?" "OH, UM..." "I DON'T KNOW." "THEY WERE MY MOTHER'S." "IT WAS KIND OF HER HOLIDAY." "SHE WOULD GET SO INTO BAKING AND DECORATING" "IN THE WHOLE HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS." "PEOPLE WOULD COME FROM MILES AROUND" "JUST TO SEE IT ALL LIT UP." "IT WAS KIND OF MAGIC." "BUT, UH..." "WITH HER GONE AND UM, DAD, IT'S..." "IT'S..." "I DON'T KNOW, IT'S NOT REALLY THE SAME." "WELL, THEY LOVED YOU, I CAN SEE THAT." "SO, NICK, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO TOWN?" "ME?" "TO TOWN?" "ME, TO TOWN?" "ME TO TOWN?" "YEAH." "IT'S SHIPPING." "I MEAN, SHIPPING PROBLEMS" "THAT I HAVE WITH MY FAMILY BUSINESS." "SHIPPING PROBLEMS THAT I HAVE WITH MY FAMILY BUSINESS." "YOU KNOW, BORING..." "IT'S..." "YOU KNOW..." "WHAT IS THAT?" "LISTEN, UM..." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH YOUR JOB?" "IT'S SO WONDERFUL AT THE ZOO WITH THE ANIMALS" "AND THE ANIMALS AND THE ZOO." "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL?" "I'M CURIOUS." "OH, I DON'T KNOW, I LOVE THEM ALL." "UH-HUH." "YOU MUST HAVE A FAVORITE ANIMAL," "AMONGST ALL THE ANIMALS." "DO YOU HAVE ONE?" "UM, I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE POLAR BEARS." "POLAR BEARS." "WHAT ELSE?" "UM, REINDEER." "OH, REINDEER." "BUT ANYWAY, WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS ARE YOU GUYS IN?" "MANUFACTURING AND DISTRIBUTION." "WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT SECURITY GUARD" "WITH THE BIG HAT AND..." "CARL." "MANUFACTURING WHAT?" "WHAT DO WE MANUFACTURE?" "YOU NAME IT, WE MAKE IT." "THAT'S NOT OUR SLOGAN BUT WE MAKE ALL SORTS OF THINGS." "WHERE ARE YOU GUYS HEADQUARTERED?" "WE'RE UP NORTH, IN CANADA." "OH, CANADA." "SO YOU MUST BE A HUGE FAN OF NAFTA." "NO, YEAH, I LOVE NAFTA." "ON TUESDAYS I EAT A LOT OF NAFTA." "[RECORD SCRATCHES]" "SORRY." "YEAH." "WELL, I, UH..." "I SHOULD GO." "I WORK THROUGH THE NIGHT." "I WORK THROUGH THE NIGHT." "YEAH, I HAVE TO GO." "I HAVE TO GO TO BED." "I HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY TOMORROW" "AT THE ZOO." "OH." "SO..." "OH, NOW." "OH." "OK." "THANKS FOR THE BOXES." "OK." "BYE." "BYE." "[WHOOSHING]" "[NICK SPUTTERING]" "SHH." "[WHOOSHING]" "DON'T CROWD THE ANIMALS." "REGULATIONS." "SANDY ON RADIO:" "CARL..." "THIS IS OFFICER McKIBBLE." "COME BACK." "[SANDY'S VOICE SPLICED] CARL, STOP BY THE POLAR BEARS." "UH, SHOULDN'T SOMEBODY ELSE GO?" "I GOT REINDEER DUTY HERE." "[RECORDER REWINDING]" "SANDY:" "CARL, STOP BY" "THE" "POLAR BEARS." "THE REINDEER" "ARE" "ALL RIGHT." "10-4." "BACK!" "IT WORKED." "SO, UM..." "WHAT'S IN THE BAG?" "WELL, A LITTLE SOMETHING I FOUND" "IN MY DAD'S JUNK CLOSET." "WHO'S GONNA WEAR IT?" "BUDDY." "THAT'S YOUR PLAN?" "A REINDEER DISGUISED AS A REINDEER?" "THAT'S RIGHT, MY LITTLE PINT-SIZED FRIEND." "WE'RE GONNA SPRING HIM WITH SANDY'S MASTER KEY," "WE'RE GONNA DRESS HIM UP IN THIS OUTFIT," "AND WE'RE GONNA MARCH HIM" "RIGHT OUT OF THE ZOO." "WE ARE SO BUSTED." "WE WANT SANTA!" "HE'S COMING!" "CHILDREN:" "WE WANT SANTA!" "ELF:" "OH, SANTA!" "CHILDREN:" "WE WANT SANTA!" "WE LOST OUR SANTA." "BAD SUSHI." "WHAT?" "NO, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME." "HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING." "WELL, AT LEAST WE'VE GOT THE SUIT." "NO, IT TOOK ME WEEKS TO GUILT SOMEBODY" "INTO WEARING IT IN THE FIRST PLACE." "WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET A REPLACEMENT" "AT THE LAST MINUTE?" "THESE KIDS ARE FREAKING OUT." "CHILDREN:" "WE WANT SANTA!" "WE WANT SANTA!" "PSST!" "BUDDY, COME ON." "NICK:" "IT'S JAILBREAK TIME." "COAST IS CLEAR." "ACT NATURAL." "ACT NATURAL." "[BUDDY GRUNTING]" "NO, IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK FAT." "[WHISTLING]" "HECTOR:" "OH, ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY?" "SIR, HI..." "WE'D LIKE A PICTURE WITH YOUR FRIEND." "UM..." "SORRY, LADY, WE'RE IN A RUSH." "WHO ARE YOU?" "THE SHRIMP WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS?" "IT'S FOR THE KIDS." "BUT..." "CAN'T SAY NO TO THE KIDS." "HERE YOU GO." "ALL RIGHT, JUMP IN HERE WITH THE FAKE REINDEER." "FAKE REINDEER." "ALL RIGHT, SQUEEZE TOGETHER WITH THE FAKE REINDEER." "AND EVERYBODY SAY, "ICICLE."" "GRANDMA:" "ICICLE." "SANDY'S COMING!" "HERE, YOU, UH..." "BE A GOOD LITTLE SANTA'S HELPER." "I CAN'T HOLD THIS!" "GRANDMA:" "HERE WE GO." "HERE WE ARE." "I'LL BE BACK." "TAKE THAT." "OH!" "OH, NICK." "SANDY, HEY!" "THERE YOU ARE." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "HE BROUGHT ME TO THE ZOO" "TO SEE THE ANIMALS SINCE YOU NEVER HAVE THE TIME." "YOU NEVER HAVE THE TIME." "OH, I KNOW, I AM SO SORRY ABOUT THAT." "IT'S JUST BEEN SO CRAZY." "YOU KNOW, WE'RE DOING THIS CHRISTMAS SHOW RIGHT NOW," "AND OUR SANTA CLAUS GOT SICK." "YOUR SANTA CLAUS GOT SICK?" "WHAT A BUMMER." "THAT'S A BUMMER." "SO I'M GOING OVER" "TO THE REINDEER PEN" "TO SEE IF CARL CAN FILL IN." "NO, I MEAN, CARL?" "I DON'T THINK HE'D BE A GOOD SANTA CLAUS." "DOESN'T HAVE THE PANACHE." "WAIT A SECOND," "YOU..." "YOU ARE LIKE, WHAT, A 42 REGULAR?" "WHAT?" "YEAH." "YOU ARE A PERFECT FIT." "OH, THIS IS AWESOME." "COME ON, EVERYONE'S WAITING." "NO, NO, NO..." "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND." "IF I PUT ON A SANTA SUIT," "THOSE KIDS, THEY'RE GONNA THINK I'M SANTA." "THAT'S THE POINT." "COME ON, IT'LL BE LIKE, 10 MINUTES OF YOUR LIFE." "YOU'LL COME IN, THEY'LL SIT ON YOUR LAP," "THEY'LL WHISPER WHAT THEY WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IN YOUR EAR," "AND YOU'RE DONE." "YOU CAN GO BACK TO THE NORTH POLE." "ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT." "GREAT." "AND WHY DON'T YOU GO WATCH THE REINDEER?" "WHY DON'T YOU HURRY YOUR BUTT BACK, SANTA?" "WHERE'D HE GO?" "WHO?" "THE REINDEER." "I DON'T KNOW." "HE FLEW AWAY." "IT'S A JOKE." "HE WENT, UH..." "OH, NO, NO, IT WAS THAT WAY." "OR WAS IT THAT WAY?" "OH!" "I THINK IT WAS THAT WAY." "CHILDREN:" "SANTA!" "SANTA!" "HE'S ON HIS WAY!" "LOOK, LOOK!" "[CHILDREN CHEER]" "GIRL:" "WE WANT A STORY." "YEAH, WE WANT A STORY." "STORY!" "STORY!" "STORY!" "STORY!" "STORY!" "WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?" "I'LL TELL 'EM A STORY." "CHILDREN:" "STORY!" "STORY!" "GOOD LUCK." "[CHILDREN CHEER]" "HI, BOYS AND GIRLS." "♪" "GIRL:" "HI, SANTA." "ONCE UPON A TIME," "IN A FAR AND DISTANT LAND," "THERE LIVED A MEAN AND CRUEL LORD." "AND ONE CHRISTMAS, THIS MEAN AND CRUEL LORD" "WAS THROWING A LAVISH FEAST" "FOR KINGS AND QUEENS," "WHEN LO AND BEHOLD," "A POOR BEGGAR WAS CAUGHT" "TAKING SCRAPS OF FOOD FROM HIS KITCHEN." "NOW THIS CRUEL LORD WAS A MISER," "SO WHAT DID HE DO BUT HE THREW HIM OUT." "INTO THE COLD, COLD WINTER NIGHT." "OH!" "THIS CAN'T BE GOOD." "BUDDY!" "BUT WHAT THE CRUEL LORD DID NOT KNOW," "WAS THAT THIS WAS NO ORDINARY BEGGAR." "THIS MAN WAS ACTUALLY A VERY POWERFUL WIZARD," "AND HE CAST A SPELL" "OVER THIS CRUEL LORD." "NOW, UNDER THIS SPELL" "THIS CRUEL LORD VANISHED," "AND THEN HE WOULD REAPPEAR EVERY YEAR," "ONE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS," "DURING WHICH TIME HE WAS TO GIVE AWAY" "SOME OF HIS TREASURE," "AND SPREAD GLAD TIDINGS AND GOOD CHEER." "WELL, AS YOU CAN WELL IMAGINE," "THIS CRUEL LORD GAVE AND GAVE AND GAVE," "UNTIL A STRANGE THING BEGAN TO HAPPEN." "HE BEGAN TO SEE THE JOY THAT HIS GIVING BROUGHT OTHERS," "AND BIT BY LITTLE BIT, DESPITE HIMSELF," "HE BEGAN TO LIKE IT." "AND BEFORE TOO LONG HE BEGAN TO LOVE IT." "AND AS HE DID, THIS SPELL PASSED FROM A CURSE" "TO A BLESSING." "AND THIS ONCE CRUEL LORD GAVE WITH A GLAD HEART." "IT WAS AT THIS POINT THAT WONDROUS THINGS" "STARTED TO HAPPEN." "FOR EXAMPLE," "HE WORRIED THAT HIS BIG BAG OF GIFTS AND GOLD" "WAS NEARING EMPTY, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN" "IT WOULD FILL RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN." "THIS WAS THE POWER OF THAT SPELL." "AND IT WAS THIS SPELL" "THAT WAS PASSED ON FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION." "FROM FATHER TO SON," "JUST AS IT WAS PASSED FROM MY FATHER TO ME." "THAT'S HOW I BECAME SANTA CLAUS." "[WHIMPERING]" "OK, SO..." "[VOICE BREAKING]" "THAT'S THE STORY OF HOW SANTA CAME TO BE." "AND NOW IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME AND SANTA'S VERY BUSY" "'CAUSE HE'S GOT LOTS OF STUFF TO DO." "SO THANKS FOR LISTENING." "GOODBYE, KIDS." "BYE-BYE." "BYE." "BYE, SANTA." "BYE, SANTA." "[CHILDREN CHEER]" "[BUDDY GRUNTS]" "BUDDY, COME ON, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "WE GOTTA GET YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE PEOPLE SEE YOU." "COME ON." "COME HERE, BUDDY." "COME ON, LET'S GO." "YOU COMING, OR WHAT?" "BUDDY..."