"I Am Merlin, And I Am Back," "Awakened From My Eternal Slumber To Reach Out Across Time..." "For A Brave Warrior Who Can Take Up The Sword Excalibur..." "And Save Camelot." "Oh, Great Spirit Of Light," "Bring Me That Knight." "Strike." "Out." "You're Up, Fuller." " Ventilate Him, Calvin." " Try Swingin' This Time, Fuller." "Whoo-Ooo!" "Come On, Cal!" " It's Only A Game, Son." "Just Give It Your Best Shot." " Good Luck, Honey." " We're All Rootin' For Ya." " I Get Your Room If You Get Killed." " If I Die, You Can Take Out The Trash." " Mmm!" "Fuller." "Now Look, Just Remember What I Told You." "Three Things:" "Ya Lean In." "Ya Cover The Plate." "Ya Pick A Point In The Outfield." "Then Ya Let Her Rip." "Actually, That's Four Things." "Just Try And Hit The Ball, Will Ya, Fuller?" "Come On." "Play Ball." "Come On, Cal!" "Three Things:" "Lean In." "Cover The Plate." "Pick A Point In The Outfield." " Let Her Rip." " You're Dead Meat, Fuller." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "Strike One." "Ohh!" " Strike Two." " Keep Your Eye On The Ball, Cal!" "Hasta La Vista, Fuller." "Now Swing!" "Strike Three." "You're Out." "It's All Right, Son." "Mom, He Didn't Even Try!" "Fuller." "Get Me My Bat." "As You Wish, Your Highness." "Earthquake!" "Everybody, Out Of The Dugout." "Come On!" "Come On!" "The Black Knight Has Stolen The Royal Money Box." "Stop Him!" "Hurry!" "Aaah!" " Forward!" "Together!" " Here!" "Whoa!" "Hold, Boy!" "Whoa Up." "Whoa Up." "Ah." "Sire." "Find The Brave Man Who Foiled The Black Knight." "I Want To Thank Him Personally." "Please." " Thank Thee, Lord Belasco." " My Pleasure, Your Highness." "Spread Out!" "Find The Boy." "Where Am I?" "Ride On!" "Excuse Me." "Oh!" "Clumsy Mutton." "Sorry." "That-A-Way." " Where Did He Go?" " That Way, Sire." "He Went That Way." "This Way!" "Whoa." "There's Nothing Left To Steal In All Of Camelot!" "The King Does Not Steal." "He Merely Takes His Fair Share." "In Other Words, Everything." "I Have No Time For This!" "I Am Looking For A Boy." "Do Not Fight Him." "The King Is No Longer A Man Of The People." "You Speak Treason?" "Ah, The Little Mouse." "Get Him!" "Oh, Boy." "Don't Kill Me!" "I Didn't Mean To Do It." "I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing Here." "Take Him To Camelot." "Let Me Go!" "The King Awaits His Presence." "King?" "Hey, Guys, Where's The Boys' Room?" "I've Been Holding It Since The Third Inning." "Where We Going?" "Hey, Don't I Get A Phone Call Or Something?" "♪♪" "Ho!" "Ho!" "Ho!" "Look Here!" "Ah!" "'Tis The Brave Man Who Frightened Off The Black Knight." "Bring Him Closer." "Not A Man, Father." "Just A Boy." "He Has A Very Pleasant Face." "Don't Be Ridiculous, Sister." "He Dresses Like A Fool." "Did You Find The Boy?" "Of Course." "Then Bring Him To Me." "Ah, He Was Taken To The Great Hall, Milord." "The King." "You Take Your Orders From Me, Not That Stupid Old Fool." "Look, I Have Arthur Exactly Where I Want Him." "The Black Knight's Working His Magic Wonderfully." "We Do Not Need Interlopers Like This Little Boy Spoiling It." "Now You Are My High Chamberlain." "Deal With It!" "Dost Thou Know Who I Am, Lad?" "Um, The King?" "That's Right, Lad." "I Am King Arthur." "Cool." "Cool?" "Ah." "Ah!" "Your Highness." "Oh!" "It's Obvious This Boy Is In League With The Black Knight." "Who Me?" "No!" "No, I'm Not!" "He's Nothing But A Common Spy And A Little Thief!" "I Don't Know How I Got Here, Your Honor, But I'm Not A Spy" " Or A Thief." "Thou Has Been Challenged, Lad." "Step Up And Prove Thyself Worthy." "Of Course, The, Uh, The Boy May Be Allowed To Choose The Mode Of Combat, Hmm?" "Combat?" "Can We Talk About This For A Minute?" "Oh, Wake Up." "This Isn't A Dream." "Quite Right." "It's Your Worst Nightmare Come True." "Choose." "Mode Of Combat." "I Gotta Choose A Weapon." "Oh, My God." "I Gotta Choose." "I Gotta Choose." "I Choose Combat Rock." "Huh?" "Here Goes." " 'Tis A Miracle." " In Full-Blown Digital Stereo." "I Never Heard Such A Clamor In All My Days." "That Was No Clamor." "That Was Rock And Roll." "Come." "Sit Here, Lad." "What Do They Call Thee, Boy, And From Whence Doth Thou Hail?" "Uh, Calvin Fuller, Sir." "From Reseda." "Oh!" "Knights And Ladies," "I Give Thee..." "Calvin Fuller Of Reseda!" "Calvin Fuller Of Reseda!" "Calvin Fuller Of Reseda!" "Well, Now, Let Us Eat." "Oh." "Looks Real Good." " What Is It?" " Braised Boar's Snout With Haggis." "Come On." "Eat Up, Boy." "I Heard What Transpired Between Thee And The Black Knight." "Who Is This Black Knight Guy Anyway?" "A Scoundrel!" "His Mission Is To Bring Down My Father's Kingdom." "Eat." "It Loses Its Bouquet When It Is Taken Cold." "Hmm, He's Got A Good Cut." "Say, Where's Merlin?" "When Does He Show Up?" "Sadly, Merlin Passed Away Many Years Ago." "Your Highness?" "Yes, Lad?" "I Don't Mean To Butt In Here, But Where's The Round Table?" " Round Table?" " You Know, Where You And Your Knights Have Your Meetings." "It's Round So You Gotta Look Everybody In The Eye." "No Favorites." "Everybody's Equal." "Everybody's Equal?" "Fascinating Idea." " Where Did You Say You Were From?" " Uh, Reseda." "Reseda." "What An Odd Name." "Hey, It's The Bowling Capital Of The World." "May I Suggest For Our Honored Visitor From Reseda..." "A Fortnight Of Training With Master Kane?" "Oh, A Splendid Idea, Daughter." "Tomorrow, My Master At Arms..." "Shall Instruct Thee In The Ways Of The Knights Of Camelot." "Prepare His Quarters!" "Come On!" "Welcome To Camelot, Sir." "Thanks..." "I Think." "Okay, Where's The Bathroom?" "Lord Elastic!" "Belasco." "Right." "Listen." "What?" "I Don't Hear Anything." "Exactly!" "I Could Choke The Life Right Out Of You Right Now." "No One Would Hear You Scream." "Hold That Thought." "Hyah!" "Oh!" "Excuse Me, Good Sir." "Pardon My Intrusion." "My Father Asked That I Make Sure Thou Art Comfortable In Thy New Quarters." "You Want Me Comfortable, How About Getting Me A Road Map Out Of The Middle Ages?" "If I Don't Get Home, I'm Grounded." "You Resedians Wear Very Strange Garments." "Oh!" "Excuse Me." "Okay." "Wait." "Your Father Sent You Here?" "I Cannot Lie To Thee, Sir." "My Father Knows Nothing Of My Nocturnal Transgression." "Do Me A Favor." "Call Me "Calvin."" "Calvin." "That Dance." "What Was It?" "Dance?" "You Know." "Oh." "That's Not A Dance." "That's Karate." "You See, There Was This Big Kid Who Was Beating Me Up Every Day And Stealing My Lunch Money," "So My Dad Signed Me Up For Karate School." "I Really Miss Them." "My Sister Too." "You Have No Idea What I'm Talking About, Do You?" "I Fear I Know Nothing Of Karate Or Lunch Money," "But I Do Know What It Is Like To Miss One's Parents." "My Father Has Never Been The Same Since Mother Died." "I Miss My Mother Deeply." "I Miss My Father Even More." "I Really Need To Get Home, Katey." "Can You Help Me?" "I Truly Cannot." "Perhaps There Is Somebody Who Can!" " Who?" " Merlin." " But You Said He Was Dead." " Not Quite." "Cool." "A Secret Door." "Come." "This Way." "We've Lost The Light!" "No Problem." "It's Incredible!" "Just Like The Temple Of Doom." "This Is It." "These Were Once Merlin's Quarters." "'Tis Now My Father's Private Sanctuary." "Is That" " Aw, It Can't Be." "Oh, That." "That's Just Father's Old Sword." ""Old Sword"?" "That's Excalibur." "My, Thou Dost Know A Lot." "I Watch A Lot Of Cnn." "No One's Touched It In Years." "'Tis True." "Wow, You Even Have A Hot Tub." "'Tis The Well Of Destiny." "Oh." "That Is All That Remains Of Merlin." "If There Is A Way Home, It Will Be In There." "Sweet." "Quick." "Someone Comes." "Hurry!" "Here Is Where We Must Part." "There's Something Very Special About You, Calvin Of Reseda." "Perhaps Your Arrival Here Was No Accident." "Hey, How Do I Get Back?" "Follow The Wall." "It Stops At Your Quarters." "Good Night, Sir." "Ah, The Knight I Sent For." "Come To The Well So That I May Gaze Upon The Face Of Greatness." "Who Said That?" "Come." "Come." "We Haven't Much Time." "Is Someone Down There?" "What Are You Doing Here, Boy?" "Stand Aside So I May See My Great Warrior." "Where Is He?" "Come, Come." "Step Forward." "Um, I Hate To Tell You This, But I'm The Only One Here." " You Must Be Joking." " No." "You're Merlin, Right?" "Something Has Gone Horribly Wrong." "What Was That Wretched Spell I Cast?" "Half A Quart Of Pig Vomit And The Two Monkey Bladders?" " Pig Vomit?" " Or Was It The Other Way Around?" "Good Lord!" "Oh, I Get It." "This Is All A Big Mistake." "That's Okay." "Everybody Picks Me Last." "No, I Couldn't Have Got It Wrong." "But Look At You!" "What Manner Of Armor Is That?" "And That Animal Sleeping On Your Head." "Animal?" "It's My Hair!" "Look, Your Wetness, I Don't Understand Any Of This." " And What Am I Doing Here?" " I Brought You Here..." "To Save Camelot." " Me?" " Arthur Is In Trouble." "His Kingdom Has Been Shattered..." "By The Iron Fist Of Lord Belasco." "Oh, The Dork In The Purple Dress." "We've Met." "And You Haven't Seen The Last Of Him." "He Is A Dangerous Man." "He Means To Steal Camelot From Arthur." "And You..." "Are Going To Stop Him." "Look, You Definitely Have The Wrong Guy." "Why Don't You Just Send Me Home?" "I Mean, My Family Really Needs Me." "Camelot Needs You!" "Help Arthur Find His Way Back," "And I Will Help You Find Yours." "Nicely Done." "Thank You." "Now, Would You Care To Show Us How It Is Done In Reseda?" "Uh, Actually I Was Hoping For A Desk Job." "As From Today, You're A Knight In Training." "Thanks, But I Won't Be Here That Long." "Don't Tell Me..." "A Brave Lad Like You, Who Faced The Full Fury Of The Black Knight," "Is Afraid Of A Dummy." "Uh, No Way." "I Was Just Testing You." "God, These Things Are A Lot Heavier Than They Look On Tv." ""Tv"?" "One Of Your Knights Of Reseda, No Doubt?" "Uh, Something Like That." "Good Fit." "Can You See?" "Perfectly." "Oh, It Smells Like Something Died In Here." "Excuse Me." " This Way." " Yeah, I Knew That." "There." "Whoa!" "Calvin?" "Yeah?" "Remember Three Things:" "Lean In." "Protect Your Steed." "Fix A Point On Your Opponent's Person And Have At Him." "That's Four Things." "What?" "Never Mind." "Hit It." "Ah!" "Well, I'd Like To See You Try That." "I Thought All Knights Spent Their Time Rescuing Damsels And Fighting Dragons." "What Are They All Doing Here?" "They're All Training Hard For The Big Tournament." "You See, The Prize Is Quite Appealing To All Men Of Royal Blood." "Really?" "What's The Prize?" "My Sister." "And Camelot." "What About Her?" "Doesn't She Have A Choice?" "She Has Refused All Suitors." "Therefore, On Her 21st Birthday," "The Tournament Must Decide For Her." "Bummer." "I Think I Agree." "Come." "You Try." "You Are The Most Exquisite Flower In This Garden, Princess." "There Is One Major Difference Between The Garden Flowers And Myself, Lord Belasco." "Mmm?" "A Rose Will Prick You," "But I Will Do Far Worse." "You Cut Me To The Quick." "All I Want Is What Is Best For My King And His Kingdom." "Camelot Could Be Great." "We Could Make It Great Again." ""We"?" "Yes, Of Course." "The Two Of Us Together, In Wedded Bliss." "I Will Marry The Man Who Wins The Tournament." "Enter It..." "If You Have The Nerve." "Good Day, Sir." "So, Master Kane, Where's Your Castle?" "Oh, I Have No Land Of My Own." "Does That Mean You Can't Enter The Tournament?" "Alas, The Tournament Is Reserved For Far Better Men Than I." "No Way." "You're The Best." "If Thou Art Trying To Get On My Good Side," "Thou Has Succeeded With Royal Colors." "Ah." "Here Is Thy Opponent." "Wait!" "I Can't Fight The Princess." "You Are Right About That, Sir." "Come." "I Wonder." "Do The Knights Of Reseda Swim?" "You Have Much To Learn Before Supper." "I Hear The Kitchen Is Serving A Poached Goat's Head In A Brown Grub Sauce." "Oh!" "Or Perhaps We Could Catch Yon Goose." "Oh." "Whoa!" "Oh, Geez." "I Cannot Believe I Fell For The Oldest Trick In The Book." "Then Again, Since I'm Here," "Maybe It's The Newest Trick In The Book." "Hey." "How's It Goin'?" "Ah, Good Sir." "My Shop Is At Your Service." "Really?" "Well, Thanks." "Uh, I Hear You Can Make Anything." "Indeed, I Have That Reputation." "What About This?" "By The Circle Builders Themselves." "Well, I Need Another Pair, Like, Yesterday." "Ah." " Who's There?" " I Trust You Slept Well?" "Yeah." "We All Did" " Me And The Forest Of Crawling Things Living In My Bed." "All Right." "Come." "Breakfast Is Served In The Great Hall." "We Must Hurry Or We'll Be Late." "Just A Minute." "I Have Somethin' To Show Ya." "What Is It For?" "Come On." "This Way." "Oh, Careful." "Come On." "So If It's "Bad," It's Good." "Right." "And If It's "Cool," It's Hot." "Oh, I Fear I Will Never Understand Your Valley Speak." "Well, Belasco." "What Dost Thou Wish To Speak About?" "Decisions, Your Highness." "It's Time You Made One." "What Didst Thou Have In Mind?" "I've Been Loyal To You For Years, Your Highness," "And All I Ask For In Return Is Sarah's Hand In Marriage." "Thou Knowest The Laws Of Camelot." "The Tournament Shall Decide For Her." "The Fate Of Camelot Cannot Rest Upon The Folly Of A Tournament." "Can It, Your Highness?" "I" " I Shall Speak To My Daughter On Thy Behalf." " I Thank Thee, Your Highness." " Watch Out!" "Hey, The Round Table." "History Books Are Gonna Love Ya." "Not Staying For Breakfast, Lord Belasco?" "I Do Not Eat With Children!" "Well, Sit, Sit Before It Gets Cold." "So What's For Breakfast?" "Leftovers!" "Mmm." "Guard It With Your Life." "Go For It." "For What Do We Owe This Unexpected Pleasure, Lord Belasco?" "Out Of My Way, Teacher." "Well, If You've Had Enough Of Fighting Wooden Men," "How Do You Fancy Taking On A Real Man For A Change?" "But, Sir" "This Has Nothing To Do With You, Teacher." "Boy, You Guys Are Really Hung Up On This Dominant Male Monkey Thing, Aren't You?" " I Take It Your Answer's No." " Calvin!" "I Could Be Wrong, But I Think I Just Qualified For A Black Belt." "You'd Better Use It To Hang Yourself With," "Because When I Come For You, It'll Be Worse." "Far, Far Worse." "As A Reward, Thou Hast Earned A Grand Supper." "On One Condition." "What Is That?" "I Do The Cooking." "Oh." "Mmm, Smells Divine." "What Is It?" "A Surprise, Princess." " Oh, No!" "Those Are Poisonous Love Apples." " Trust Me." "And No Peeking." "It Smells So Wonderful I Can Hardly Wait." "Patience." "Okay." "You Can Look Now." "'Tis Beautiful, But What Is It?" "It's A Meal Fit For The Round Table:" "Double Cheeseburger, Lettuce And Tomato On A Whole Wheat Bun." " What?" " Big Mac." "Mmm." "It's Good!" "I Mean... "Bad."" "Thou Called For Me, Father?" "I Did?" "Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes." "Of Course I Did." "Oh, My Dear Daughter," "I Believe I Know What Is Best For My Kingdom." "I Mean, A Game To Settle The Fate Of Camelot?" "I Fear The Tournament Is An Outdated Notion." "Thou Art Dancing, Father." "Get To The Point." "I Have Decided That Thou Shalt Marry Lord Belasco." "If I Cannot Marry For Love," "Then The Law Of The Land Will Prevail." "I Shall Let The Tournament Decide." "Thou Art As Stubborn As Thy Mother." "Riding Isn't As Hard As I Thought." "Avert Thy Eyes." "Thou Was Not To See That." "Swear Your Silence To Me Now, Sir, Or Risk My Wrath." "Hey, It's None Of My Business" "Swear It!" "Okay, Okay!" "I Swear It." "Can We Put This Off 'Til Next Tuesday?" "It Is Time To Put A Real Lance In Your Hand." "Look, This Is Too Soon." "I Still Get Car Sick On Merry-Go-Rounds." "Lean Into The Charge And The Lance Will Do The Work For You." "Why Don't You Do The Work For Me?" "Hast Thou No..." "Confidence In Thyself?" "Look!" "There's A Two-Headed Dragon!" "I See Only Trees." "Yeah." "Maybe I Need To Get My Eyes Checked." "Calvin, Perhaps You're Not Quite Ready." "Of Course I Am." "Let Her Rip, Professor." "Hyah!" "Whoa!" "Whoa." "No." "No, No!" "Go Left!" "Go Left!" "Hold It!" "Oh!" "Oh." "Aah!" "Calvin?" "Look What You've Done." "How Could You?" " But, Princess, It Was You Who Asked" " How Dare You Contradict Me?" "This Is Your Fault!" "Ohh." "I'm So Sorry." "Please Speak To Me." "You Deceived Me!" "Thou Art Impertinent!" "Ow!" "Honest, Princess" " Wait!" "You Are A Clever Lad." "I Think She Likes Me." "Did Not Expect To See You Again So Soon, Sir." "The Blade Rollers Did Not Meet With Satisfaction?" "No, No, They Were A Killer." "But This Time, I Need Somethin' Bigger." "Bigger?" "It's Gotta Be Light As A Feather But Hard As Belasco's Head." "I Know Of No Such Metal." "You Will." "Melt This And That Together," "Stir..." "And Then Stand Back." "How Does A Boy Know So Much?" "Metal Shop, Eighth Grade." "See, You Start With The Frame." "What Is It, Sister?" "Distress." "Burning Of The Heart." "No, 'Tis Not Heartburn." "'Tis Heartache." "You Are In Love, Little One." "Don't Be Silly!" "Can't Hide Anything From You, Can I?" "I Know It All Too Well Myself." "Does It Always Hurt This Much?" "Oh, Sometimes It Hurts Much Worse." "Poor Father." "Every Day He Drifts Further Away From Us." "What Is To Become Of Our Family, Sarah?" "I Know Not," "But I Will Always Look After Thee." "Farewell, My Beauties." "What Are Thou Eating, Lad?" "Oh, Mad Dog Bubble Gum." "What?" "Here." "No!" "You're Not Supposed To Swallow." "You're Not?" "Here." "Just Put It In Your Mouth And Chew." "Chew." "Never Swallow." "Never Swallow." "Then What Is Its Purpose?" "There Is No Purpose." "No Purpose?" "Strange." "Why Do They Call It "Mad Dog Bubble Gum"?" "I Have No Idea, Your Highness." "Mmm." "Lord Belasco." "Uh" " Mmm." "Take A Seat." "Get Out." "Affairs Of The Court, Lad." "You Understand." "It's Okay." "I Have A Date." " "Date"?" " I'll Explain Later." "Have You Spoken To Your Daughter?" "Yes, Of Course, Of Course." "And?" "Well, I Cannot Force Her To Marry Thee." "But If She Means That Much To You, I Mean," "There's Always The Tournament." "She Will Be Mine." "No One Will Have Her." "Ah, So You Are Planning To Enter The Tournament." "Are You A Complete Idiot?" "Do You Think I Want To Die?" "There's Another Way." "I Came Only Because My Music Lessons Were Cancelled." "You're Still Impertinent." "I'll Take That As A Compliment." "State Your Business And I Shall Be On My Way." "I Have A Surprise For You." "What Is It?" "It's A Mountain Bike." "What Is It For?" "In Reseda, We Have A Custom." "It's Called A Picnic." "Hop On." "Watch Your Step." "Here We Go." "Look At That." "Oh!" "It's Not So Bad, Is It?" "'Tis So Fast." "You Know The Night You Took Me To See Merlin's Book Of Spells?" "Mm-Hmm." "Well, I Went Back," "And I Don't Know If I'm Goin' Crazy Or What, But I Saw Merlin In The Well." "He Came To You?" "Yeah, He Said That He Brought Me Here To Save Camelot." "Well, Actually, He Didn't Bring Me Here." "He" " He Meant To Bring Someone Else." "He Chose Well." "What Are The Girls Like In Reseda?" "I Don't Know." "Course You Do." "Well, They're Nothing Like You." "Now What Do You Make Of That?" "Hurry, Before Belasco's Men Come!" "Boy, They Sure Are Hungry." "Better Save The Rest." "'Tis Lord Belasco I Fear." "Where Did It All Come From?" "Our Only Friend" "God Bless The Black Knight!" "The Black Knight Is One Of The Good Guys?" "It Cannot Be True." "Are You Okay?" "Confused." "About The Black Knight?" "And Other Things." "I Shall Never Forget This Moment." "Hey, Where You Going?" "I'll Walk You To Your Room." "Old Reseda Custom." "The More I Hear Of Reseda, The More I Want To See It." "I Wish I Could Take You There." "Good Night." "Princess," "I Haven't Had This Much Fun In My Whole Life." "I Know You're Worried About Your Father." "Me Too." "I Promise I'll Do Everything I Can To Keep Belasco From Screwing Things Up." "I Guess That's All." "Oh, Yeah." "You're A Great Kisser." "Wise Girl." "Come On!" "One Sound And It Would Have Been Your Last." "Get In There!" "Come With Me!" "Help Me!" "Hah!" "What Sorcery Is This, Merlin, That I'm No Longer Able To Brandish The Sword Excalibur?" "I Thought With Thee, I Would Reign Forever." "I Was Wrong." "Camelot Rots," "And I Play At Being King." "I Want Her Great Again." "But I Fear I'm Too Weak To Bring Her Back." "Oh, Guinevere." "My Guinevere." "I'm Too Old." "I'm Too Tired." "Go Ahead." "Take It." "I Want You To Have It." "We Need To Talk." "Oh." "You're Not Trying To Dodge Your Way Out Of Our Deal, Are You?" "Oh, No, No, Nothin' Like That." " Hmm?" " I'm Just Not So Sure I Wanna Go Home Yet." "Ohh." "Of Course." "The Princess Katherine." "Yeah." "She's Incredible." "True, But You Won't Have Much Of A Honeymoon In Belasco's Dungeon." " Good Point." " I Suggest You Take Excalibur." " What About Arthur?" " You Must Lead The Way." "Now." "Wait!" " Was There Something Else?" " Aren't You Gonna Wish Me Luck?" "Very Well." "Good Luck." "Are You Going To Need It." "Ah!" "Princess." "So Good Of You To Come On Such Short Notice." "Your Servant Said I Would Be Supremely Interested In What You Have To Say." "Well, He Did Not Exaggerate." "Then Say It And I Shall Be On My Way." "How Dare You!" "When My Father Hears How You're Treating Me" "Look, I Didn't Bring You Here To Listen To Your Incessant Royal Prattle!" "Now Shut Your Mouth And Your Sister Will Remain Unharmed." "What Have You Done With My Sister?" "She's Safe." "For Now." "But I'm Getting Tired Of Waiting For You To Accept My Offer." "You Are Mad." "You Cannot Force Me To Marry You." "Well, If You Do Not Consent, Then Princess Katherine Will Die." "This Pact Is Between You And Me." "You Utter One Word Of This To Anyone..." "And You'll Never See Your Sister Again." "I Await Your Answer." "You Have Until The Tournament." "Sweet Dreams." "Night-Night." "Huh?" " What Do You Want?" " You're Under Arrest..." "For The Murder Of Princess Katherine." "Seize Him." "Find Him And Then Kill Him." "Calvin, I Must Speak To You Of Katey." "I Didn't Do It." "All We Did Was Go On A Picnic." "I Swear." "I Didn't Kill Her." "She's Been Kidnapped Under Belasco's Orders." "I Need Your Help." "My Help?" "You Must Bring Her Back." "Ahem." "All Right, This Way." "They're Looking For Me." "Belasco Tried To Arrest Me." "Then You Only Have One Chance." "Just One, Huh?" "My Father" "Give Him This." "He Will Know You Speak The Truth." " Guards." "He Went This Way." " Come With Me." "Calvin." "Calvin, Come." "Huh?" "By Merlin's Prophecies, Dost Thou Come At Me In My Sleep?" "Thou Shalt Not Take Me That Easily." "Come Into The Light, You Cowards!" "Calvin, Which Way Did They Flee?" "How Many Were There?" "Five?" "Ten?" "Oh, The Royal Blood Is Pumping Now." "Leave Us Ride After The Interlopers." "Sire, Stop!" "There Are No Interlopers Or Outer-Lopers." "Don't Be Ridiculous, Boy." "Get Me My Royal Wardrobe." "The Hunt Is On." "Katey Has Been Kidnapped." "Kidnapped?" "My Baby Is Sleeping With The Goats?" "She's Been Taken Prisoner." "That's Impossible." "Belasco's Orders." "But I Would Trust Belasco With My Life." "Bad Idea, Sire." "You've Been Faked Out, Played For A Sucker." "Your Chain Has Been Royally Pulled." "All Right, Boy, I Get The Point." "Belasco Plans On Stealing Camelot Just Like He Stole Katey." "I Cannot Believe It." "So, It's All True." "Yes?" "Who Is It?" "Lord Belasco, Your Highness." "Oh, Lord Belasco." "Why Art Thou Disturbing My Sleep?" "I'm Sorry, Your Highness." "I Have Some Terrible News." "Princess Katherine Is Dead." "Dead?" "Katey?" "My Poor, Poor Katey Dead!" "Who Has Done This?" "Calvin Of Reseda, Your Highness." "Calvin Of Reseda!" "After I Fed Him And Clothed Him, This Is The Thanks I Get!" "Why Art Thou Wasting My Time?" "Find The Boy." "Bring Me His Head On A Pike." "Your Wish Is My Command, Sire." "He'll Be Dead By Daybreak, Your Highness." "Calvin?" "Calvin?" "Ah." "My Artifice Was Well Nigh Rewarded, Lad." "He Bought It?" "He Bought It." "You Know Where They Might've Taken Her?" "I Do Indeed, Lad." "Hyah!" "Come On!" "What Are You Going To Do With Me?" "Nothing..." "If Your Sister Gives Herself To Lord Belasco In Betrothal." "In You Go." "And If She Doesn't?" "Hmm." "Anyway, We're Gonna Have To Go In Disguise." "Disguise?" "Yeah, I Figure If We Look Like..." "Miserable, Starving, Pathetic Peasants, No One Will Notice." "Peasants?" "Hmph!" "Don't Be Ridiculous, Boy." "The Royal Pendragon Strikes Fear Into The Hearts Of My Enemies." "Not Anymore It Doesn't." "What Do You Know, Boy?" "They Hate You." "Hate Me?" "Belasco's Been Stealing From Your People For Years." "There's Nothing But Sickness And Starvation In Camelot, And..." "They Think You Don't Care About Them." "They Hate Me." "You Do Care, Don't You?" "Of Course I Do, Lad." "Come." "I Know A Way Out." "Yuck!" "More Boar Snouts?" "Come On." "This Is Where We Get Off." "Jump." "Oh!" "I Rather Like This:" "Out Among My Own People." "Watch Whom You Bathe, O Washerwoman." "Washerwoman, Eh?" "And Who Do You Think You Are?" "The Bloody King Of England?" "As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Your King." "And I'm Cleo-Bleedin'" "Patra." "Come On." "Let's Go." "If Thou Were A Man, I Would Call Thee Out!" "If You Were A Man, I'd Throw More Than A Bath Over Ya." "Let's Go." "Stop!" "Look, Your Majesty, I Don't Wanna Insult You, But Are You Nuts?" "This Isn't The Castle Where Everyone Kisses Your Butt." "This Is The Real, In-Your-Face," "Car-Jacking, Drive-By-Shooting, Kill-You-For-Your-Reeboks Street Life." "What Language Art Thou Speaking, Boy?" "Let Me Give It To You Straight." "They Find Out You're The King, You're Dead Meat." "The Murderer!" "Come On, Men!" "Merlin, Where Art Thou Now?" "Sire!" "Sire, Run!" "We Are Lost." "The Royal Stables Is Under Heavy Guard." "We Shall Never Reach The Princess In Time." "Yeah, We Will." "Huh?" "This Is Sorcery!" "We Are Going To Die!" "Your Highness, Are You Okay?" "If "Okay" Means A Sore Bum, Then Yes." " Great." " The Black Knight!" "After Him!" "Chill Out." "He's On Our Side." "On Our Side?" "I Don't Understand." "Let's Boogie." "Boogie?" "Boogie?" "I'm So Sorry About The Princess Katey." "I Missed You Desperately." "I Came Not For Comfort." "I Came To Say Good-Bye." "Good-Bye?" "Oh, Dear Sweet Kane," "I Have Lost Everyone I Have Ever Loved, And Now I Have Lost You." "No!" "You Have Not Lost Me." "No Matter What We Think, No Matter How We Feel, Our Lives Are Not Our Own." "Well, Then, We Will Make Them Our Own." "It Is Too Late." "I Must Marry Lord Belasco." "Come On, Men!" "We've Got Him!" "Go On." "Right." "You Know, When I Was A Boy," "Much The Same As You, I Could Not Face The Things I Feared." "It Was By Sheer Accident I Pulled The Sword Excalibur From The Stone." "Oh, It's True Over The Years I Grew Into A Strong King, But..." "Now, Alas, I Fear I've Become That Cowering Boy Again." "I've Lost All Faith In Myself." "And If I Cannot Believe In Myself, Who Will?" "You Know, Sire," "Where I Come From, There Are No Swords In Stones That Turn Dweebs Like Me Into Heroes." "I Used To Think I Needed One." "But You Know What?" "I Don't." "You're A Good Man, Calvin Fuller." "This Is Impossible." "There's No Way Into This Place." "How Did You Say It?" ""Chill Out."" "Cool." "A Secret Passage." "Ahh." "Merlin Showed It To Me Long Ago..." "When I Played Here As A Boy." "Shh." "Help!" "He's Got Her In The Dungeon." "Hey, You." "Hey, Where Do You Think You're Going?" "Bow To The King, You Dog!" " Father!" " Katey!" "Oh, I Knew You'd Come!" "Hi." "You Wouldn't Happen To Have A Key, Would Ya?" "I Have Something Better, Lad." "A Father's Love For A Daughter." "And A King's Shoulder!" "Ohh!" "Ah!" "I'm Sorry, Lad." "I'm No Match For Merlin's Door." "Maybe Not." "But This Is." " What Sorcery Is This?" " A Swiss Army Knife." ""A Swiss Army Knife." The Very Name Conjures Up Greatness." "Yeah, It's Right Up There With Harley Davidson." "Cool." "Come, Daughter." "Come." "Quick." "Come." "Guards!" "Nice One." "Shh." "Your Majesty." " Welcome." " We're In Big Trouble." " What I'd Give For Excalibur Now." " You've Got It." "Behind You, Katey!" "Gee, This Always Works In The Movies." "Hyah!" " Help!" "Let Me Down!" " Katey!" "Katey!" "After Him, Boy!" "Let Me Go!" "Richard." "Stay Where You Are." "Let My Daughter Go." "Stop There!" "Or She Flies Like A Bird." " No, Take Me!" " Stay Put!" "Or Her Blood Will Be On Your Hands, Boy." "Come." "We'll Charge Together." "I Have A Better Idea." "Oh, I'm Afraid Rock And Roll Will Not Work This Time." "You're Wrong." "It Is The Great Equalizer." "Oh, Calvin." "So, What About Me?" "Father." "Why Are We Stopping Here?" "Come." "This Is As Fine A Place As Any." "For What, Sire?" "Kneel, Lad." " Kneel?" " Just Do It." "Calvin Fuller Of Reseda," "Dost Thou Swear Allegiance To Thy King And Thy Kingdom?" "Dost Thou Swear To Uphold The Laws Of Camelot?" "And To Always Follow The Paths Of Righteousness And Goodness?" "I'll Try, Your Highness." "I Will." "Then Let All Who Witness This Know" "It Doth Not Take A Sword In Stone To Make A Hero." "By The Sword Excalibur, I Dub Thee..." "Knight Of The Round Table." "Arise..." "Sir Calvin Of Reseda." "We Have Some Unfinished Business." "Thank You For Coming." "Your Wish Is My Command, Princess." "Made Your Decision Yet?" "Yes." "And?" "I Will Consent To Marry You." "I Always Knew You Were The Smart One In The Family." "Oh, Thank God." "Oh, Father!" "I See You Have Your Old Friend With You." "I Do Indeed, Dear Daughter." "I, Too, Am Delivered." "You're Looking, Uh, Extremely Well, Your Highness." "If You'll Excuse Me, I'll Go And Get Ready For The Tournament." "Welcome Back, Darling." "You're Gonna Let Him Walk After All He's Done?" "Well, I'm Not." "Wait, Lad." "Now Remember:" "The People Believe Me To Be A Coward, And The Guards Are Still Loyal To Belasco." "Bide Thy Time, Young Knight." "When The Hour Is Nigh, We'll Nail Him." "Father." "♪♪" "My People" "My People," "You Belong To The Land, And So Do I." "I Was But A Stable Boy When I Pulled Excalibur From The Stone And You Made Me Your King." "For Years, Together," "We Made Camelot Great." "And Then I Turned My Back On You." "I Betrayed Your Trust." "But, My People," "I Shall Fail You No Longer!" "From This Day Henceforth," "The Tournament Shall Be Open To All Free Men." "And Let It Be Known:" "The Great Sword Excalibur," "Camelot," "My Daughter's Hand," "All Shall Belong To My Successor," "The Last Man Unhorsed In Honorable Combat." "Let The Tournament Begin." "That's Your Cue, Professor." "I Can't Believe My Ears." "Go, Son." "Prepare Thyself." "Thou Deserveth A Place In My Court." "Let's Go, Loverboy." "You Still Gotta Win This Turkey." "Here." "I've Been Saving This For A Special Occasion." "It's Called A Candy Bar." "Is It Food?" "Compared To What You're Used To, It's Gourmet Dining." "You Are Truly A Great Knight." "You Have Defeated All Opponents." "Only One Of You Will Leave This Field Of Honor..." "And One Day Rule In My Stead." "Kick His Butt." "No!" "I Fear That Kane Is Defeated." "Hey, You Know The Rules." "He's Still On His Horse." "He's Right, Father." "As Long As He's On His Steed, He's Still In The Game." "Stall Him." "I'll Be Right Back." "It Is Done." "I Claim My Victory." "As You've Not Unhorsed Master Kane, He Is Not Yet Defeated." " But, Sire" " Rules Are Rules." "Very Well Then." "I Shall Await The Allotted Time." "Then You Can Proclaim My Legacy." "Ah, I Can Hardly Wait." "Hurry." "Sir Kane, How Many Fingers Am I Holding Up?" "Just A Little Off The Top." "Keep The Sideburns." "He Speaks In Tongues." "Hey!" "Where Are You Going?" "To Announce Sir Kane's Defeat." "He's Not Defeated." "He's" "He's Meditating." "Oh, Hurry, Calvin." "The Time Has Passed, Your Highness." "Please, Declare My Victory." "Wrong Again..." "Dweeb." "Ohh!" "'Tis Black Magic." "You're History, Belasco." "Your Blood Is Mine!" "Hey, Chill Out, Dude!" "Prepare To Meet Thy Ancestors." "He's Got My Cloth!" "Thou Hast Won The Tournament, Sir Knight." "Sarah's Hand Is Thine." "Sarah?" "But I Hardly Know Her." "Oh, It Is Not A Question Of Familiarity." "It Is A Question Of Victory." "Isn't It?" "No, Father." "It Is Not." "Hmm." "Listen, I'm Not Your Knight In Shining Armor." "He Is." "It Seems I Owe Thee More Than One Debt Of Gratitude, Sir Knight." "Reveal Thyself So That We May All Know Thee." "Who Is It?" "Ohh!" "Hello, Father." "The Princess!" "Daughter." "Daughter," "Thou Hast Won The Right To Choose." "God Bless Princess Sarah And Master Kane!" "As For Thee, Lord Belasco, Thou Art Banished From My Kingdom Forever." "If I Were Thee, I Would Not Stop Until Thou Reachest" " Cucamonga." " Cucamonga." "Cucamonga?" "You Are A Great Knight." "I Had A Great Teacher." "Sir Calvin." "My Kingdom Is Thine." "What Dost Thou Want?" "A Castle?" "A Dukedom?" "I Just Wanna Go Home." "Godspeed, Sir Calvin." "You've Given Me So Much." "Is There Anything I Can Give You?" "No." "I Wouldn't Mind That Swiss Army Knife." "Is There Nothing I Can Say Or Do To Make You Stay?" "I Have To Go Back." "You Won't Forget Me?" "How Could I?" "I'm Ready, Merlin." "You Have Done Well, Brave Knight." "Thank You, Sir Calvin." "And Now It's Time For Me To Keep My End Of The Bargain." "Your Way Home." "Are You Sure About This?" "Trust Me." "I'm Back." "There Wasn't Any Earthquake." "You're Up, Fuller." " Ventilate 'Em, Calvin." " He Brought Me Back Before I Struck Out." "Try Swingin' This Time, Fuller." "Thanks, Hal." "I Love Your Tan." "Come On!" "Whoo!" "It's Only A Game, Son." "Just Give It Your Best Shot." "Good Luck, Honey." "We're All Rootin' For Ya." "I Get Your Room If You Get Killed." " You Got It." " Yes!" "Yes!" "Relax." "Just Remember What I Told You." "Three Things, Right, Coach?" "Go For It, Kid." "Yea!" "Come On!" "Come On!" "You Can Do It!" "Calvin." "It Does Not Take A Sword In Stone To Make A Hero." "You're Dead Meat, Fuller." "Not This Time, Baker." "Run!" "Nice Going, Fuller." "Katey?" "You Were Great." "I Knew You Could Do It!" "Taught The Kid Everything He Knows."