"Can you spare a penny please?" "I can spare you a slap on the face" "This is the first day I'm in business" "You don't have to be so mean" "Young Master" "Can you change this for me please?" "So little, what can I change it for?" "It's not that bad" "Just name a price" "Don't let it be blown away" "Hold that" "Thanks" "Damn!" "Who are you?" "How do you know my name?" "Are you Dam?" "I just came back from Vietnam, Dam, your uncle..." "Damn my uncle?" "No, your uncle who's name is Dam" "I see" "What about him?" "What are you really up to?" "Your uncle has a letter and a package for you" "Here" "Young Master, I can't read" "What does the letter say?" "To Mr. Dam" "My nephew" "Mr. Ma will give you what I've sold the house for" "Which are 20 taels of gold" "The forth day of June" "Can you change this for me?" "Let's go and have some tea" "Thanks" "It weighs nearly 28 liang" "That fool thought it weighs only 20 liang" "We're getting rich" "Sir, have you weighed the gold?" "Yes, but it is underweight" "I'll change it for you though" "I'll change it for you though" "1 tael of gold exchanges for 6 coins 20 taels for 120." "You keep it." "A receipt will make this transaction proper" "I didn't know money would come by itself" "Aren't you going to count the money?" "I trust you Let's go and have some tea" "I can't leave the shop" "I'll be at the Teahouse, come if you can" "You wait and see" "What a fool" "Wei, why aren't you keeping the shop?" "Why should I?" "I can buy a woman now" "You've gone rich?" "This fool came to the shop this morning" "He gave me eight taels of gold" "Did he really?" "His gold weighed 28 taels" "But I only paid him for 20" "Where is that piece of gold?" "Take a look" "It turns out that you've been the fool" "This is not gold" "So that man is a cheat" "He said he would be at the Teahouse" "Let's go there" "Come!" "There's no such thing as easy money" "He's the one" "Have a seat, have some tea" "Waiter" "Stop playing innocent, you cheat" "Wait a minute, whom have I cheated?" "You dared to use counterfeit gold" "And you dare to yell at me" "Beat him up" "What's the matter?" "Captain, you've come at the right time" "This kid came to my shop" "He changed taels of counterfeit gold" "That's right" "I gave him a piece of genuine gold" "Anyone can tell this is not gold" "But this piece is not the one I gave you" "Shut up" "You said this gold didn't belong to you" "Can you prove it?" "Mine is a smaller piece" "How much does yours weigh?" "My uncle sent it to me from Vietnam" "It weighs 20 taels" "This is a letter" "Young Master gave me this receipt" "Fellows, bring me our official scale" "Give it to me" "How heavy did you say?" "20 taels" "It's more than that" "It weighs 28 taels" "How could it be mine then?" "Mine couldn't possibly weigh 28 taels" "Otherwise I should have been given more money" "Captain" "And he only gave me 20 taels' worth" "This is counterfeit money too" "You two are really ruthless" "Uncle, all that money you've save so hard" "They've swindled it out of me" "Shut up." "It's made of rice" "What the hell are you two doing?" "They might not have done it on purpose" "I'm sure they'll pay for it" "Won't you?" "Of course we will" "With me here, nobody would dare to bully you" "Don't you ever let me catch you cheating again?" "I didn't know it would be so easy" "Our 2 brains together means 2 bags of money" "Let's split the money then" "Take your hat off" "What's that noise?" "That's the weather report" "What the hell is that?" "It says we'd better hurry" "One for me, one for you" "One for me, one for you" "One for me, one for you" "Now, would you say that's fair?" "Yes, I've always trusted your work" "You take my bag and I take yours" "They are both the same" "Like hell they are, yours is much bigger" "Don't you know I have hernia?" "That's why mine are always bigger" "You are all words" "Knock it off" "Wher did you go?" "There's no reason for it's disappearence." "I guess I was wrong" "Your acting deserves the bigger share" "No, you deserve it" "It was your idea" "I should take the smaller bag" "No, you shouldn't, I should" "This is all we've got left" "We'd better not fight anymore" "Well, it's been a lucky day" "Why don't we go gambling?" "You are the banker" "You'd better not fool around here" "This is a casino" "Do I look like fooling around?" "Can't you tell I'm rich?" "Place your bets now" "We are going to win" "Please your bets now" "Pay" "Hold it, I want to count the money" "Go ahead and have fun" "Don't bother, kid" "I guess you want to be beaten up" "Knock it off before I get mad" "I'm going to use Tsai Boxing" "I don't think you'll be able to" "I'd better use "pierce, throw, press, cut, and plunge"" "Pierce, throw, press, cut, and plunge" "You know Tsai Boxing too" "Of course" "I won't hit you then" "But you said you wouldn't hit me" "Hitting is not the same as kicking" "How useful" "Splendid" "Stop fighting." "Stop fighting" "How dare you" "to make fun of this place?" "It's all my fault" "I told him not to, but he didn't listen" "Why did you do it?" "I told you it was not right" "Stop grumbling" "It's my fault" "Our apologies, we were wrong" "I'll kill you both next times" "Don't stand there" "Next time you won't be able to walk" "You almost got us both killed" "I didn't know it'd be like this" "Well, we can still use this" "Don't you covet this family treasure of mine" "But we are starving" "Fresh fish for sale" "Let's see what you can do" "Don't buy any if you don't think they're fresh?" "Are they fresh?" "Of course they are" "Don't buy any if they are not" "These are all dead I won't pay for them" "Fried fish, fish courry" "Fish rolls" "And a fish soup" "Would you like anything besides fish?" "No, I've a lot of fish here" "Give me a basket" "Here comes the basket" "Hurry!" "How are we going to pay for the rice?" "And the tea as well" "I have an idea" "I only need one thing" "What's that?" "An idiot" "Where can we find one?" "Right behind us" "Well?" "That's a family treasure" "Hurry" "Be careful" "I'm sorry" "Captain" "He said you stole his bag" "Don't you dare to be rude with me?" "Only I can afford to be rude" "You don't look like a thief though" "Are you sure that's your bag?" "Are you positive?" "Of course I am, this is mine" "Can you prove it?" "There's a ring wrapped in red" "With my father's name on it" "Open the bag for me" "I couldn't find any ring" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive" "No one dares to steal" "in my territory" "You'd better not have any funny ideas" "Yes, sir" "Why couldn't the ring be found?" "I swear it was inside the bag" "But I couldn't find it" "I don't understand" "What a waste of time" "That's some courage you have" "Trying to swindle us?" "Give us back the ring" "The ring?" "There are quite a few in this place" "We'll have to beat you up" "Let's get him" "Are you all right?" "Yes." "Get him" "Are you all right?" "Get him" "Give me time to pant" "Now, who's the tough one here?" "And who's being beaten up?" "Is your arm all right?" "Don't touch me" "I'll touch him then" "Take your broken ring back" "It wasn't broken" "It wasn't?" "It is now" "Oh my God, it's broken" "Don't go after him" "He's too good a fighter" "What are we going to live on then?" "Don't panic." "I'll set up a trap" "And lure him into it" "He'll support us" "And we'll learn his art" "Then we'll get rid of him" "If we could fight as well as he does" "We'd never starve" "Master, the two of us" "Have been street fighters all our lives?" "We have never been beaten" "Except that time by you" "We'll give you a chance to be our teacher" "That's lucky of you" "Why?" "We are handsome and we behave ourselves" "We are the cream of the crop" "And we are strong and know no vice" "Why don't you be janitors then?" "We want to be your servants" "In case something happens to you" "We can take care of you" "But if something happens to you two" "I wouldn't know whom to save first" "Just look at your stupid selves" "We've been studying Kung Fu since we're born" "Pierce, throw, press, cut, plunge of Tsai Boxing" "Lift, drift, push, thrust, stretch of Hung Boxing" "Grab, tackle, slap, elbow, drop of Yung Boxing" "Grab, tackle, slap, elbow drop" "And hypnotized fighting:" "point, squeeze, jump, shake, dash" "What do you need a teacher for then?" "I've never studies" "Kung Fu though" "Never?" "Never" "Then you won't make it" "But I've seen" "Little Pao practicing" "If you teach me all you know" "Your art won't be lost if you drop dead" "Why didn't you help out?" "You kept displeasing him" "You have to flatter him" "But I don't know how to flatter" "I never did" "Thanks." "Wait a minute" "How many of you, sirs?" "Can't you tell?" "Oh, three of you" "One sits and two stand" "What would you like to order?" "A steamed" "Chicken" "Cabbage" "Sit here" "Please sit down" "With beef" "Fried" "Seafood de luxe" "One bowl of rice" "It'd better be" "Right away" "Bring me 2 more bowls of rice" "Sit" "What are you waiting for?" "Smart of you" "It's delicious" "Why all this politeness?" "It should be that way" "Are you two full?" "Yes." "What about you?" "I'm fine" "The check please" "Coming!" "3 bits of silver please 3 bits of silver" "I'll hold it for you" "All right" "Who's an ordinary person here?" "How do I know?" "But I gave you some money the other day" "Our boss lost in gambling" "You're out of luck then" "You are trying to bully me" "So?" "Stop fighting" "Are you paying?" "No" "Who sent you?" "Thanks" "Don't mention it" "Who are you?" "so?" "Ordinary persons?" "We've found them" "Let's get it over with" "I didn't know he's that good" "He's really good" "Where did you learn that from?" "I learned it by myself" "Whose meaner, you or us?" "You" "That stupid..." "Who's going to pay for this?" "I will" "That should cover your loss" "Thank you" "Teacher was right" "Ordinary persons are no matches for us" "You two are such good fighters" "Thank you" "I think..." "Don't bother" "We are fine" "Where are we going now?" "Just stroll around" "It's going to be four" "Place you bets now" "Four again" "Spot on, right?" "Right!" "What are you doing?" "I want to play two games" "I'm betting on four again" "One for your?" "Four for me" "Here we go" "I'm sorry, something's in my throat" "One" "So it's one this time" "What's that button for?" "It's yours" "I don't have buttons like that" "Are you trying to cheat?" "Relax;" "I'll solve your problem" "Gentlemen, it's our celebration day today" "We're closing now Please go home" "What's the matter?" "You can practice your punches" "And you can practice your kicks" "Beat them up for me" "One, two, three, four Four again" "It's going to be an even number" "I told you" "Get lost" "Wait a minute" "What's the matter?" "Relax" "Why didn't you bend down further?" "I'll do that next time" "Hurry, don't keep looking around" "Where's my money?" "A beggar" "Are you trying to rob a beggar?" "I'll tell you later" "You can go back now" "Why do you keep teasing us?" "This time..." "I'm buying you a nice meal" "Thanks a lot" "We're full" "Move!" "Please!" "Come over and help me" "Why did you hit him?" "Didn't I tell you not to hit him?" "He hit you again I'll help you up" "Good" "Yipao, why do you keep hitting me?" "Taipao, don't let the chance slip away" "Come on, will you hurry please?" "Yes, seize the chance" "Why do you keep hitting me?" "Right, why does he keep hitting you?" "Beat him up" "Are you crazy, Taipao?" "You'd better save that meal for yourselves" "It's your fault" "Who are you looking for?" "Where's Chia?" "Are you looking for our teacher?" "We don't know where he is" "I didn't know he had two students" "Let me see if you're any good" "You two are pretty good" "Thank you" "Painter" "What's the matter, Matchmaker?" "Chia taught them to fight as a pair" "Why don't we break them up?" "Hey, this one looks like your aunt" "What about my aunt?" "Your aunt is my aunt too" "You must be tired of living" "You two are no match for us" "Tell your teacher to find us at the inn" "Leave your names" "We are not ordinary persons" "Let's go, Painter" "They're not ordinary persons, no wonder they beat us" "Teacher" "Two extraordinary persons just came" "They said they were staying at..." "The inn?" "They'll wait for you there" "So they've found me" "I've been waiting for them" "Who are they?" "They are my sworn enemies" "How are you going to handle them?" "We'll have a duel at the forest tomorrow" "I'll deal with" "Matchmaker myself" "You take care of Painter for me" "Fight as a pair" "like I've taught you to" "I'm sure you'll beat him" "And they won't be able to leave the forest" "How could you be so careless?" "I was too excited" "It's fun" "Kick!" "I told you not to be careless" "He's not as smart as you" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Don't mention it" "You've worked hard and done well today" "We're supposed to" "I have something else to do" "Change and meet me at the teahouse" "I'll buy you a nice meal" "Fantastic" "Get going now" "Meat loaf" "Have you seen these three?" "No" "Can I get you something?" "Some tea" "Right away, sirs" "Have you seen this man?" "No, we haven't" "Didn't we run into him?" "Why don't you join us for a cup of tea?" "Have you seen this man?" "Of course we have, he's our teacher" "That looks just like him" "That must be our teacher's name" "I don't even have to look" "Where's he now?" "At home of course" "No. 1, East Boulevard" "Have a cup of tea" "What's the hurry?" "Old fox" "It's you, Tiger" "Surprised?" "I didn't know you'd find me so soon" "You were so sly" "You run away on your two accomplices" "Leaving them in jail" "They've been released and after you" "They've found me already" "Where are they now?" "You'll see them in a while" "Did you kill them?" "Are you going to put up a fight?" "Of course I am" "Come on" "Wait here," "I'm going to fetch teacher" "Hurry back" "Killing me would cost you one more charge" "You've committed so many crimes already" "You won't get away with it" "Go talk to your friends in hell" "Why did teacher carry the corpse inside?" "Yipao said he was coming to fetch you" "Did he come back?" "Yes, a long time ago" "Where can he be?" "Yipao, Yipao!" "Why you are here?" "Weren't you coming back for teacher?" "Come over here" "See, Yipao is here" "Did you see everything?" "More or less" "What are you two talking about?" "What's the matter?" "Teacher, teacher" "What happened, Yipao?" "Stay away, Taipao" "Stop it, teacher" "Stop or I'm going to fight back" "You dare to fight your teacher?" "Why not, you hit my brother" "Don't you abuse your seniority?" "Let's go, Taipao" "We'll apply what we've learned from him" "Two against one" "Haven't you seen this before?" "Yipao, Yipao!" "There's no way we can win" "Try to get away" "It's stupid for both of us to die" "You leave away" "I'm not leaving" "Run, Yipao, run" "What's the hesitation?" "Run, Yipao, run" "Taipao" "I've got it" "Where's my chicken?" "Not spicy enough?" "Yes, how do you know?" "The chicken was mine" "But your name was not on it" "Sure it was" "Show me" "It was marked on your drumstick" "Why couldn't I find it?" "Show me when you've found it" "You've eaten that portion already" "You lack wine and I lack food" "Why don't we share what we have?" "Vinegar?" "That was the wrong bottle" "Give me some water" "This water tastes funny" "What kind of water is this?" "Oh, I just used it to wash my feet" "You dare to make fun of me?" "Enough?" "All right, get up" "Have a sleep" "Uncle Fatty" "You called me uncle" "I bet you want a favor from me" "I..." "I..." "Well?" "You want to crack the nuts for me?" "I want to..." "Oh, you wanted to eat them?" "But I've eaten them all now" "I didn't mean that" "You want to wish me a happy new year?" "But it's only August" "It's about what you've just..." "You want to be my student" "So that I'll pay for your room and board" "As well as other expenses" "No way" "Stinky fatly" "Waiter, one more bowl please" "Another one please" "What kind of Kung Fu was that?" "Garbage Boxing" "I wouldn't be able to do those tricks" "But I can do some tricks you can't do" "I can do any tricks" "You want to bet?" "Teach me your tricks if you loss" "What if I win?" "I'll take over your begging job" "And bring you food everyday" "What do you say?" "You'd better know how to beg" "You hold this for people to guess what it is" "Under no circumstances should you reveal it" "Or else you lose" "That's simple" "Guess what he's holding in his hand" "One dollar for the correct answer" "Candies" "A coin" "Peanuts" "Nuts" "There's noting in his hand" "I think it's a stone" "You're all wrong" "What's in his hand?" "They're all wrong" "Let us see what it is" "Come on!" "It's a piece of charcoal" "Surprised?" "You were not supposed to reveal it" "I know" "But you did" "So?" "I'm your student then" "Boss" "Smart head" "Teacher" "Don't yell." "Get started" "It went in?" "A little" "Try again" "It went in further?" "Yes" "Just don't bend your legs" "Do ten consecutive somersaults" "Get started" "This is to strengthen your waist and legs" "Why all this trouble?" "Just give me some of Popeye's spinaches" "And I'll be like Hercules" "If I had wings" "I would have flown away" "Let go, now" "It's like finding a buoy at sea" "What's that?" "I won't let go" "So I am the buoy at sea" "Work hard" "I will" "Grab the neck" "What's so funny?" "Once again" "Garbage Boxing" "Tsai Boxing" "Monkey moves" "Feeling good?" "Very" "It feels even better now" "Get up and do it again" "I feel short-winded" "I'll teach you how to avoid that" "Here we go" "That's simple" "Show me all the moves" "I've taught you" "Yes, sir" "How was that?" "Not good enough." "One more time" "I've had enough" "Shut up and carry on" "I can't get up" "Of course you can" "Get up and jump" "Teacher" "Teacher, don't!" "Then jump" "Faster, teacher" "Faster, faster" "How come it's so slow" "What happened, teacher?" "I feel short-winded" "Really?" "I'll teach you how to avoid that" "Come on, jump!" "Taipao, Taipao!" "I'm Big Eyes, not Taipao" "I'm sorry" "Chia!" "Old fool" "It's you, Yipao" "How can you... beat your teacher?" "But you didn't... teach me those?" "You're still... not good enough" "Are you sure?" "I'll show you some more moves" "Well?" "The more experienced the better" "The more ruthless too" "Where do you think you're going?" "Stop it, fellows" "Please don't fight anymore" "I don't want to fight, but he does" "I told you you're..." "Not good enough" "Stay out of this" "Are you Beggar, the detective?" "Absolutely" "Stop it!" "Trying to be smart?" "Please don't fight anymore" "We're doomed to lose" "Not with me here" "Monkey" "He's the good monkey and I'm the bad one" "You're too heavy" "You can't hit anymore" "Catch!" "I didn't know you're a detective" "I had an assistant who ran off on me" "Ku killed him" "So you used me to help you kill Ku" "And I helped you to avenge your brother" "Can you walk?" "I don't think so, you'd better carry me"