"(wind whistles)" "(panting)" "(gasps)" "Argh!" "Ugh!" "Aaargh!" "(laughs evilly)" "Aaaaargh!" "Zeebad!" "(panting)" "Only a bad dream." "Everything seems fine." "(chuckles)" "# PILOT:" "Magic" "# Oh, ho, ho, it's magic" "# You know" "# Never believe it's not so" "# It's magic" "# You know" "# Never believe it's not so" "# Never been awake" "# Never seen a day break" "# Leaning on my pillow in the morning" "# Lazy day in bed" "# Music in my head" "# Crazy music playing in the morning light" "# Oh, ho, ho, it's magic" "# You know" "# Never believe it's not so" "# It's magic" "# You know" "# Never believe it's not so" "# I love my sunny day" "# Dream of far away" "# Dreaming on my pillow" "# In the morning" "# Never been awake" "# Never seen a day break" "# Leaning on my pillow" "# In the morning light" "Oh!" "(gasps)" "Ooh, I'm gonna be late!" "DISTANT VOICE:" "...a lot more of you later." "Not just now, please." "# La-la-la la-la-la la!" "# Mm, la-la-la la-la-la la" "# Mm, la-la-la lee-la-la lor" "# La!" "(chokes)" "Dougal!" "Ugh!" "Dougal, I knew you'd make it." "You're just in time for the concert!" "Yes, Florence, of course." "I wouldn't miss it for the world." "Well, don't think you're getting a sugar lump just for turning up." "Sugar?" "Who needs sugar?" "Not me." "I quit!" "This morning!" "Hm, I'll believe that when I see it!" "# BIZET:" "Toréador Song from Carmen" " Ermintrude's about to begin." " Oh, no!" " Be brave!" "(Ermintrude warbles operatically)" " Florence..." " Ssh!" "(tuts)" "# Toréador, en garde!" "# Toréador, Toréador" "# Et songe bien, oui, songe en combattant" "# Qu'un oeil noir te regarde" "# Et que I'amour t'attend" "# Toréador (music grinds to a halt)" "# Toréador, I'amour t'attend!" "Ugh!" "(plays rock guitar intro)" "# You Really Got Me" "# Girl, you really got me goin'" "# You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'" "# Yeah, you really got me now" "# You got me so I can't sleep at night" "Go baby!" "# Ye-e-e-e-eah # Yeah, you really got me now" "# You got me so I..." "I don't know what I'm doing" "# Oh, yeah, you really got me now" " Mm?" "# You got me so I can't sleep at night" "# You really got me, you really got me" "# You really got me" " D'you know what I mean?" " (hums Toreador song)" "# See, don't ever set me free" "# I always wanna be by your side # La la-la-la-la-la-la la la la" "# Girl, you really got me now" "# You've got me so I can't sleep at night" "Take it out." "# Yeah # You really got me now" "# You got me so I don't know what I'm doin'" "# Oh, yeah, you really got me now" "# You got me so I can't sleep at night" "# You really got me # Yeah, yeah, you really got me" "# You really got me, you know, you, like, really got me" "# O-o-o-o-o-o-ow!" "Groove me, Erminduda!" "# You really got me, you really got me" "# You really got me" " Yeah, baby" "# You really got me" " Milk it, Mummy!" "# Me-e-e-e-e-e-e!" "(hums to himself)" "Pfffft!" "Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear." "What an unforeseeable accident." "That's not an easy fix, that." "We're looking at a multiple abrasion friction gash." "I did not know you were a qualified mechanic, Dougal." "Of course!" "If you bring me an air pump, some glue, four watermelons, water skis, a trombone and gobstoppers," "I might just be able to help you out." "Ha, ha!" "I am lucky you were here." " Will you take care of my things?" " Oh, I'll take care of them, all right." "Mm!" "I think I'll take care of those lollipops first." "Then... ooh, those sherbets." "And... ooh, those caramel creams." "Whoa!" "Whoooa!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Encore!" "Encore!" "Thank you." "So sweet." " Now, for my next number, I shall..." "DOUGAL:" "Whoa!" "Help!" "(yells)" "Oh, Dougal!" "Help!" "Get me off!" "How do I stop this thing?" " Please help me!" " (screaming)" " Whoa!" " Oof!" "He's always got to make a big entrance." "(engine explodes)" "Oh dear, that's not good." "(screaming)" "FLORENCE:" "Hold on tight, children." " Help!" "FLORENCE:" "Mr Rusty!" "Whoa!" "GIRL:" "Quick!" "I can't get off!" "Oh, my goodness, it's out of control!" "(evil laughter)" "DOUGAL:" "Wh-What's happening?" "ERMINTRUDE:" "This is too Wagnerian for words!" "Oh, Florence!" "BRIAN:" "What was that?" "DYLAN:" "Bad trip!" "Puccini preserve us!" "What's happened to the Roundabout?" "Ugh!" "Oh, no." "What's happening?" "Florence!" "Are you all right?" "Dougal!" "I'm cold!" "Don't worry, Florence." "We'll get you out of there." "What on earth shall we do?" "ALL:" "Zebedee!" "Zebedee!" "Zebedee!" "Zebedee, thank goodness." "Whatever's the matter, my friends?" " Something awful has happened." " Look." "Oh, no!" "I hoped this day would never come." "What, Tuesdays?" "But Tuesdays are great!" " On Tuesdays we make cake..." " No Dougal." "The day Zeebad escapes!" "Zeebad?" "I thought that was just a shaggy dog story." "I'm afraid not, Dougal." "He's all too real." "Cold-hearted, tyrannous and cruel." "For thousands of years, he kept our world bound in ice." "And now you've released him, he's free to wield his terrifying power once more." "(sniffs)" "(grunts)" "(yelps)" "(laughs wickedly)" "Oooh!" "Free at last!" "It took 10,000 years, but the best things are worth waiting for." "Power." "Revenge... and, er... more power!" "(evil cackle)" "(gasps)" "Cold." "But not cold enough for my liking." "Ha, ha!" "Soon it will be nice and frozen everywhere, just like it was before Zebedee ruined everything." "Now, where to begin?" "Eh?" "Aha!" "What's this?" "Ooh, just what I need - a henchman!" "(laughs)" "Today one soldier, tomorrow the world!" "And then, perhaps, three more soldiers!" "(laughs then stops abruptly)" "Focus, Zeebad, focus!" "I've done it!" "A lean, mean, fighting machine who'll obey my every command!" "Eyes right!" "Quick march!" "# He's a lean, mean, fighting machine" "# The real deal, know what I mean?" "# Marching along" "# Well, he'll take you on" "# Watch out, here he comes" "# He's a fighting machine" "Argh!" "Attention!" "Name?" "Sergeant Sam, First Decorative Clockwork Regiment, saaaaah!" "Good!" "From now on, your mission is to help me recover three diamonds taken from me by a treacherous thief." "Mm." "The road will be hard." "Pain, misery and torment will be your constant companion, and your only release will be death!" "(gulps)" "Oh." "Er, can I ask about holidays?" " Three weeks in summer." " Very generous, sir." "Not that it will ever be summer again!" "(laughs evilly)" "Oh." "Now let's see what that worm Zebedee is up to." "Well, well." "He's got some little friends, has he?" "I'll soon see to them." "To my old lair!" "We shall plan our line of attack." "Only by returning the enchanted diamonds to their original places on the Roundabout will you defeat Zeebad." "But if he finds them first, he will use them to freeze the sun!" "(horrified gasps)" " Nothing will grow." "Not even grass." " (snoring)" "OK, people." "We've got a problem." "One of the diamonds is hidden here, on the Roundabout." "I must stay behind to guard it." "To find the other two, you will need this map." "You must head north into the mountains." "There is no time to waste." "Whoa!" "Well, I hope you've supplied us with an appropriate mode of transportation." "Whoops!" "Ha, ha, I'll just back up." "It's hardly the Orient Express, darling!" "Does it have first class?" "(laughs) What?" "Take good care of this little box of tricks." "It may save you in your hour of need." "Florence, hold on." "I'll be back." " I promise." " Don't be too long." "Whatever happens, you mustn't blame yourself." " No, leave that to us." " Hm!" "All aboard!" "Don't worry, children." "Our friends will save us." "Steam, check." "Furnace, check." "Pistons, check." "Wahey!" "TRAIN:" "Sorry." "Passengers." "I forgot the passengers." "TRAIN:" "Hello, trees!" "Hello, birds!" "Hello, scary freezing mist." "Oh, dear." "Lucky they can't hear me." "I wouldn't want them thinking I'm a scaredy-train." "Oh, Florence." "(Train whistles)" "TRAIN:" "I wonder where we're going." "I wonder if they even know." "I wonder if they know that I don't even know." "Oh, this is so exciting!" "BRIAN:" "Dougal." " Yeah?" "You mustn't feel guilty just because it's all your fault." " Me?" " Oh, sorry, that didn't come out right." "My fault?" "What did I do?" "What, apart from wrecking the Roundabout, trapping Florence and the children and causing the escape of a maniac intent on freezing the sun?" "I only wanted to get my teeth into some sweeties." "Yeah, it starts with some sweets, man, maybe an iced bun, and before you know it you're on two bags a day." "I know man, I've been there." "Maybe you've got, like, a problem, my furry friend?" "I have not!" "And I'll not rest until I've done everything in my power to bake things right." "I mean make things right." "ERMINTRUDE:" "Goodness, it's getting cold." "TRAIN:" "Tell me about it." "I'm freezing my nuts and bolts off here!" "(owl hoots)" "(Ermintrude moans)" "I must say, you're all doing a wonderful job." "Keep up the good work." "What's for dinner anyway?" "I'm famished!" "Oh, I see, the silent treatment is it?" "Huh!" "It's lucky I brought some secret supplies." "Mm!" "Ah, full moon." "They say the full moon puts people in the mood for romance." "(gasps) What a perfect venue for an open-air Verdi festival." "People would flock here." "# La-la-la la-la-la la!" "Not even sheep would flock to that noise." "# La-la-la lee-la-la lor!" "(hits shrill high note)" " Uh-oh." " Mm?" "That was a close shave." "My gobstoppers!" "Oh, no!" "There's only one left!" "Right!" "It's time we all got some beauty sleep." "Dylan?" "Dylan!" " Wha..." "What?" " Bedtime!" "Gee, thanks for waking me up to let me know." "Someone should keep watch." " I was thinking..." " Good of you to offer." " What?" " Good night." " Good night, darlings." " Night-night, Ermindude." "Eh?" "What?" "Now my impression of a sleeper train." "Wait, wait..." "BRIAN:" "Oh, no." "I've run out of toothpaste!" "Why do I have to be the guard dog?" "What's wrong with a guard snail or a guard cow or...?" " (grunting)" " Who goes there?" " Friend or foe?" "Or..." " (snorts) ...moose?" "F-Feeling a bit blue?" "You're not the only one." "Oh, is this a friend of yours?" "(Zeebad laughs wickedly)" "I'll take that as a no!" "ERMINTRUDE:" "Dooougaaal?" "DYLAN:" "Dooougie?" "BRIAN:" "Dougal?" "ERMINTRUDE:" "Doooougal?" "BRIAN:" "Dougal?" "DYLAN:" "Doogie?" "Doogie, man?" "BRIAN:" "Here, Dougal." "Here, Dougal." "Oooh, I've found a trail." "Maybe it'll lead us to him." "Or maybe it'll lead us to that moose." " (grunts)" "I think he's trying to tell us something." "Have you seen our friend Dougal?" "Big black nose, looks like a bad hair day on legs?" "You're wasting your time, Brian." "Whoever heard of a talking moose?" "TRAIN:" "Says the opera-singing cow." "(grunts)" "Look, I think he wants us to follow him." "(grunts urgently)" "Come on!" "As fast as you can!" "(humming)" "Now, you dim-witted draft excluder, tell me everything." "Well, I was a very happy puppy." "My first memories are of catching tennis balls with Florence." " Then, as I grew up, she..." " No, you follicly-enhanced freak!" "Tell me about the diamonds, or I'll make you wish you'd packed a pooper-scooper!" "Me?" "I don't know anything." "I don't even have the map." "So, there's a map, eh?" "No, no, no, no..." "No map." "Well, of course they wouldn't trust you with it." "You're just a silly little dog." "You'd probably bury it or chew it!" "So, who does have the map?" " Eh?" " I'll never tell!" "Oh, no?" "Sam, stop mincing around with that duster." "Torture this boarding house for fleas until he tells us everything." "Yes, sir!" "Right, then." "Torture!" "Look, this is all a bit new to me, so, erm... what is it you're most afraid of?" "Erm..." "Hm." "(evil cackle)" "It won't be long now until I have my full powers back." "Then I..." "DOUGAL:" "Oh, no!" "No, no!" "Not that!" "Good Sam!" "Enjoy yourself!" "DOUGAL:" "No, please!" "Ooh, no more!" " 26..." " Ooh, I can't stand it!" "27..." "He can't possibly take much more of this!" "You've eaten 27 sugar cubes!" "You'll have to make me eat 100 before I tell you anything!" " (chuckles) DOUGAL:" "No, no!" "Please!" "Soon the diamonds will be mine and I'll be able to turn this hideous green planet into a lovely frozen wasteland." " (chuckles) DOUGAL:" "This is terrible!" "(rope strains)" "(Ermintrude grunts)" "DOUGAL:" "No, you mustn't!" " Little more." "...don't you?" " How long will this take?" "I'm working..." " Eh?" " Ooh, Ow!" "You're killing me!" "(laughs)" "Ooh!" " Argh!" " Ooh, that sounded painful!" "Hee, hee!" "Excellent work, Sam." "No!" "Leave me alone, you evil fiend!" "What are you talking about?" "It's me" " Ermintrude." "Could you come back in five minutes?" "I was just starting to enjoy myself." "Oh, come on, Dougal." "TRAIN:" "Full steam backwards!" "ZEEBAD:" "Finish him off, Sam." "It's time we..." "The dog!" "What have you done with him, you idiot?" "Ooh..." "Well, sir, I got flattened by a flying cow." "Oooh!" "Not so fast!" "Ow!" "Ooh, let go of my tail, you br-brute." "Ermintrude!" "Faster!" " Aaaagh!" " Oooow!" "Back it up, back it up!" "How nice of you to drop in." "(chokes) Pull!" "Sorry, can't stay long." " Aaaagh!" "TRAIN:" "Uh-oh!" "Whiplash!" "Hello." "Ah, she looks a lot better from this angle." "She'll look a lot better when she's being served with a side order of fries." "After them!" "ERMINTRUDE:" "This is cold and very unpleasant." "Where are we?" "DOUGAL:" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" " There must be another way." "DYLAN:" "Yeah, man." "Yeah, yeah." "Keep going, people." "Whoa!" "I'm a train, not a snowboard!" "# Ba-ba-ba bom" "# Keep spinnin', spinning' around" "# Ba-ba-ba bom" "# Keep spinnin', spinning' around" "# Ba-ba-ba bom" "# Keep spinnin', spinning' around" "# Ba-ba-ba bom" "# Keep spinnin', spinning' around" "# A-a-a-ah" "# Ba-ba-ba bom" "Aagh!" "TRAIN:" "I was made to shunt... not to ski!" "Aaargh!" "Whoa, man, that's deep." "I think we've reached the end of the line." "You took the words right out of my mouth." "Sam, your sword!" "Sir!" "En garde!" "Hey, man, give peace a chance." "Nobody can save you now." "(cackles)" "Zebedee!" "Zededee!" "Zebedeeeee!" "You!" "So we meet again." "Indeed." "I've waited 10,000 years for my revenge." "And, as you know, revenge is a dish best served cold." "Some like it hot, Zeebad!" "I've still got some spring in my step, Zeebad." " (gasps) TRAIN:" "Well done, Zebedee!" "SAM:" "Oh, no." " I think the spring has sprung." "Oi!" "Where do you think you lot are going?" "(gasps)" "Sam?" "Sam!" "Stop!" "Think about what you're doing." "It's not my job to think." "I'm a soldier." "I'm just following orders." "You may wear a soldier's uniform, Sam, but it's what's inside that counts." "Look out!" "Ugh!" "Blimey." "Run!" "Run!" "Come on, gang, here's our chance." "Argh!" "TRAIN:" "Move that moustache!" "Oops, nearly a toothpick." "Your days in the sun are over, Zebedee, you benevolent bed spring!" "Now it's time for Zeebad!" "Stop!" "Zebedee's in trouble!" "No, save yourselves!" "What shall we do?" "What shall we do?" "Well, we can't leave him." "To the rescue!" "You've got to find the diamonds!" "Ah, so it ends." "My nemesis finally vanquished forever." "Get the diamonds!" "Noooooo!" "We have no choice." "We must leave now." "There's nothing more we can do here." " Come on, Doog." " Quick." "It's almost enough to make one weep, if only I wasn't so very, very happy." "Ha, ha!" "Now nothing can stand in my way!" "(roars with laughter)" "(chortles lightly)" "No, Sam." "It's all in the back of the throat." "Right now, even if I could speak, I wouldn't know what to say." "I can't believe he's really gone." "Zeb's dead, baby." "Zeb's dead." "And now who's going to help Florence and the children?" "Who's going to help us?" "Be strong, Ermintrude." "We have to be brave and find the diamonds." "After all, that was Zebedee's dying wish." "It's no good, man." "Without Zebedee, we're nothing." "(sighs)" "No, Brian's right." "We're gonna save our world." "Now where's the map?" "There!" "Head for the tallest mountain in that range." "DOUGAL:" "That's the spirit, Brian!" "Nothing short of a sea of boiling lava will keep me from that diamond now." "Oh, sugar." "Well, that's where the diamond is." "Who's going to get it?" "Ah, well, diamonds are a girl's best friend." "Off you trot, Ermintrude." "Men are supposed to give ladies diamonds." "Not the other way round." "Hey, I thought dogs were supposed to fetch." "My forte's always been "sit, Dougal"." "That, and "Stay, Dougal, stay"." "Dylan... surely it's only a short hop for such a brave bunny." "More like a long drop for a dumb rabbit." "Quiet!" "Ahem." "There's a bridge over there." "I think I ought to keep a lookout here while you lot cross to the other s..." "He's not a dog, he's a chicken." "All right, all right." "I understand." "You don't want to go without your leader." "Talk about wag your own tail." "Oooh, I'm scared of heights." "TRAIN:" "Don't worry about them - it's the widths you have to worry about." "This is gonna be easy." "BRIAN:" "Careful!" "DOUGAL:" "Easy does it." "ERMINTRUDE:" "A bit close to the edge." "TRAIN:" "Just don't look down." "Look straight ahead." "Whoa!" "Ooh, hot rocks, man!" "BRIAN:" "Keep your eyes on the road!" "DYLAN:" "Wha..." "What road, man?" "TRAIN:" "I'm on it." "Don't worry." "ERMINTRUDE:" "Why have you stopped?" "One step at a time." "Oh, yeah, oh..." "There we go." "This is gonna be easy." "DYLAN:" "Argh!" "Noooo!" "Dylan!" "Do something!" "TRAIN:" "Can't one of you just hop out and push?" "Whoa." "I'm totally not train trained." "That's not helping, Dylan!" "(groaning and sighs of relief)" "TRAIN:" "Ah, for a nice siding and a can of warm oil." " No need to panic." "(cracking)" "Now." "Now is a good time to panic." "(screech of tyres)" "DYLAN:" "Rock and roll, man!" "BRIAN:" "Brilliant." "TRAIN:" "I've had it with public transport!" "ERMINTRUDE:" "(gasps) The diamond!" "DYLAN:" "Wo-ow!" "And there you have it!" " I have led you all to the first diamond!" " Wow!" "Dylan, do the honours, would you?" " Yeah." "Cool." "(diamond resonates)" "Er, I-I think this thing needs tuning." "Something's happening!" " My feet are frozen." " I'm cold." "Come on, children." "We..." "We have to be brave." "Look!" "It's Florence!" "Strange." "For a second there, I thought I heard..." "Oh..." "I must be going mad." "She can hear me!" "Florence!" "It's me, Dougal." "I've come to save you!" "Dougal?" "Is that you?" " What?" "No!" " Dougal?" " She's fading!" " Dougal!" "It's only been one day and the children are freezing fast." "Concerned for your friends?" "Ha, ha, ha!" "And I'll take the map too, please." " Wait, how do you know there's a..." " (chuckles)" "Well, they tortured it out of me!" "Give me that map!" " Please!" " Over my dead body!" "Sam, get out the garlic butter!" "I'm feeling a little peckish." "You're bluffing." "Try me, you spineless slime-spreader!" "Leave him alone!" "Take the map." "You're a despicable fiend!" "I know, ha, ha, ha." "It's a gift, really." "Compassion is such a weakness." "Sorry we can't stay but you know how it is." " People to rule, places to freeze." " Hup, hup, hup!" "Come on, imbecile, we have to destroy the bridge!" "So long, suckers!" "(gasps)" "(grunts)" "Hold up." "Aaaagh!" " (laughs)" " Oh!" "Good work, soldier!" "There's hope for you yet. (laughs)" "Thank you, sir!" "Cor!" "Man, they don't make crumbling rock causeways like they used to." "Is there any chance it will, like, grow back?" "At least we'll be nice and warm." "Oh, tragedy!" "We're doomed!" "And just as I was about to make it big." " You are big." " Thank you, Dougal." "But I was hoping the peak of a volcano wouldn't be the pinnacle of my career." "Chill out, guys." "I've got something stashed that just might help." "Dylan, we don't have time to experiment with recreational activities." "Zebedee's Magic Box!" "Of course!" "Now, if I could just get my head round how to work this thing." "Did Zebedee give anyone the instructions?" "ALL:" "Just press the button!" "Whoa!" "A boat." "Brilliant." "It'll be plain sailing from here on in." "Wait!" "I've got it." "The tents!" "He's really lost it this time." "Oh, this heat is making my horns curl!" "I must look a sight." "Oh, no, Ermintrude." "I think you look..." "That is, I find you..." "Look... in case we don't make it out of here, I just want you to know that..." "DYLAN:" "All aboard!" "(Ermintrude gasps)" "DOUGAL:" "This is amazing!" "I've never been this high before." "In fact, I've never been off the ground before." "What are we doing?" "(Train whistles)" "Well done, Dylan." "A balloon escape." "My!" "You are clever." "It's all about altitude over attitude, Ermindude." "Excuse me, but there's still one small problem." "We have no idea where we're going." "Brian's right." "We could drift around for years!" "Or we could just, like, follow them." "(Sam grunts)" "Faster, Sam." "You row like a milkmaid!" "Ease up, sir." "Now those pesky thieves are out the way, what's the big rush?" "Sam, imagine if you'd waited 10,000 years to come home to your frozen kingdom, only to find a world covered in flowers and animals and sunshine and..." "And trees and rainbows and tiny little bunny rabbits." "Shut up and row, you wooden windbag!" "Soon I will have the second diamond, and all those stranded simpletons will have is each other... for dinner!" "(cackles)" "(chortles)" "Sam, you're ruining the moment." "Sorry, sir." "(Sam strains)" "Is that the Milky Way, Ermintrude?" "Brian!" "You should never ask a lady anything so personal!" "What?" "Aren't the stars beautiful?" "So beautiful." "Wouldn't you love to be one of them?" "I'd give anything." "You'd make a wonderful star." "Oh, I dare say you're right." "So serene." "So heavenly." "So admired and adored." "Always looking down on everyone." "Oooh, yes!" "(yawns) We should get some sleep, man." "Honestly, is that all you ever think about?" "Sure." "Whenever I'm awake." "I can't sleep." "I'm too worried about my Florence." "She's so helpless without me." "She must be petrified." "Pets?" "Fried?" "Bad karma." "Exactly." "I calm her down." "The truth is, I do everything for her." "Her life would be quite empty without me there." "Whoa..." "Don't toast the hamsters, dude." "During scary thunderstorms, she insists I climb into bed with her... for her protection." "And she just loves to throw a tennis ball." "Who's always there to bring it back so she can have the pleasure of throwing it again?" "I'm telling you, Dylan." "I bet she really misses that." "Really, really, really missing that." "(sobs)" " Florence?" "(door closes)" " Florence!" " (giggles)" "# ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA:" "Mr Blue Sky" "# Sun is shinin' in the sky" "# There ain't a cloud in sight" "# It's stopped rainin'" "# Everybody's in a play" "# And don't you know it's a beautiful new day" "# Hey-ey-ey" "# Runnin' down the avenue" "# See how the sun shines brightly" "# In the city" "# On the streets where once was pity" "# Mr Blue Sky is living here today" "# Hey-ey-ey" "# Mr Blue Sky" "# Please tell us why" "# You had to hide away for so long # So long" "# Where did we go wrong?" "(giggles)" "# Mr Blue, you did it right" "# But soon comes Mr Night" "# Creepin' over, Now his hand is on your shoulder" "# Never mind, I'll remember you this way" "# I'll remember you this way" "# Mr Blue Sky" "# Please tell us why" "# You had to hide away for so long" "# So long" "# Where did we go wrong?" "(exotic birdcall)" "Hey, man." "Tropical vibes!" "But look, there's ice up ahead." " Where?" " Something strange is definitely afoot." "DYLAN:" "Yeah, it's definitely a foot." "DOUGAL:" "OK, everybody, prepare to land." "(Zeebad mutters to himself)" "Can't be far now." "This is definitely the place." " Let's press on." " Ow!" "Hold up, sir." "After me, sir." "It could be dangerous, and I've got a sixth sense for..." " (gulps)" " Try concentrating on the other five and you might not lose your head." "Now, what do we have here?" "Aha!" "The whole place is booby-trapped." "So, what do we do now, boss?" "BRIAN:" "Land ho!" "Hmm." "ERMINTRUDE:" "Thank goodness!" "I can't wait to feel earth beneath my hooves." "BRIAN:" "Any idea how we can land this thing?" "They're still alive!" "Well, boil my busby!" "No matter." "All that booby traps require are a bunch of boobies." "We'll let them clear the way, then we can just stroll in." " Come on!" " Ooh!" "DOUGAL:" "Lower, lower." "Loads of room!" "Lower." "TRAIN:" "Here comes a..." "DOUGAL:" "Stop!" "...nice smooth crash." "(groaning)" " Ow!" " Ooh!" " Just in time for lunch." " (rattles)" "And it looks like you're on the menu." "I wonder where Zeebad is." "We must have overtaken him." "Nice one, Train!" "No worries, Rabbit." "Wait here and keep your pistons pumping." "We may need to make a quick getaway." "TRAIN:" "Hey, let's make it really quick and go now." "(chuckles evilly)" "I wonder what these symbols mean." "It's probably the ancient equivalent of a welcome mat..." "Oh!" "Oh, where are my manners?" " Ladies first." " No, after you." "Age before beauty, dear." "Oh, for heaven's sake, I'll go." "Don't look so shell-shocked, Ermintrude." "I may be slow but I can still take the lead." "Just follow my trail." "Well, look who's beginning to grow a spine." "Spine?" "What do you mean "spine"?" "I'm always the first into the fray!" "Those lazy tykes." "I'm the only one who does anything around here!" "It's "Brian do this, Brian do that."" ""Yes, sir." "No, sir." "Three bags full, sir."" "They treat me like a slave!" "It's a disgrace. "Where's my sugar?"" ""Where's my grass?" They must think I'm a soft touch." "But I always go crawling back." "Well, come on, it's all clear." "(gasps)" "Let's go." "(clang)" "I never thought I'd say this but..." "what a snail!" "OK, wait here." "That's what they said." "Wait." " (roar)" " Urgh!" "I-I don't like this." "I don't like this." "What's this?" "I'll go into the tunnel." "I'm a train." "I like tunnels." "I'll wait here, that's it, yeah." "I'll wait just..." "DOUGAL:" "Oooh!" "DYLAN:" "Mmm..." " Hey!" "ALL:" "Whoa!" "Anyone find the diamonds?" "Oh, Doog, man." "Don't you know rabbits are kind of jumpy?" "I don't see any clues." "We must be in the wrong place." "Oooh, a throne - the perfect place to enjoy my last gobstopper." "Oh, great, a recline button!" "(chuckles)" "Ooooh!" "Whoaaa!" "The diamond!" "Cool light show, man." "Hello, pretty lasers." "No-ooo!" "They're alarm beams!" "Someone has to get through to the diamond." " Well, I'm too hairy." " I've got the shakes." "Oh, for the love of Mozart, I'll do it!" "I trained as a ballerina, you know." "My Swan Lake was the talk of..." "Stop milking the moment and get me out of here!" "Ommmm." "# GRIEG:" "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" "(gulps)" " Aah..." " (gasps)" "# Da-daaa!" "Weeeeee!" "(sighs)" "Well done!" "That was bril..." "ALL:" "No-oooo!" "Oops!" "(roars)" "(wails)" "(gasps)" "(growls)" "I don't suppose anyone knows anything about martial arts?" "Just the basics of, like, kung fu, karate, judo, kendo, tae kwon do, anything-you-can-do and... t'ai chi." "Oooh!" "Do they come with egg fried rice?" "Dylan... can you beat them up?" "Sorry, I don't believe in violence." "Except in self-defence." "Oh, man!" "That's what I call pulling yourself together." "Ya!" "Ya!" "Wee!" " Wa!" "Ta!" "Come on, man." " Dylan!" "Ah, fa da!" "I'm not just another pretty face!" "Sha ka!" "Woo-hoo ya!" "Ya woo!" "Good group effort." "Now, let's grab the diamond and head off." "I'm a train, I have a whistle." "(whistles)" "It's dark down here." "Lucky I have tunnel vision, hee, hee!" "Whoa!" "Big engine, alloy wheels..." "You wouldn't want to be on the wrong end of that." "Whoa." "(growling)" "Uh-oh!" "So..." "The fearless warrior of legend has come to claim the diamond!" "Erm, no actually, the fearless warrior couldn't make it today, so we came instead." "Er, we'll drop it in to him on the way home." "Look, do you want the diamond or don't you?" "Er, well, if you're offering... yes, please!" "I've got a better idea." "Let's jump him!" "Chaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaarge!" "(laughs)" "It was just a thought." "How about... run away!" "Oh, no!" "Aaagh!" "He-He-Help!" "Help!" "Dogs are meant to eat bones, not the other way around!" "Huh?" "Aaaaargh!" "That was quick thinking, Dougal." "Yeah, well, if you keep your cool and don't run around like a headless chicken..." "No time for chitchat." " Let's grab that diamond and get out." " (gasps of amazement)" "It's gone!" "(laughs)" "Fools!" "Looking for this?" "You just can't get the staff these days." "Now, do you want to tell me where the third diamond is?" "Nope." "Resistance is futile!" "You're no match for the great Zeebad!" "Pride comes before a fall." "Dougal!" "Now!" "BOTH:" "Whoa!" "Hooray!" "That's the last we'll see of them." "BOTH:" "Oooh..." " Euch!" "BOTH:" "Oooh!" " Ouch!" " (laughter)" "That took him down a peg or ten!" "Yeah, man, except you just flushed away diamonds one and two." "So... where do we go now?" "We must get back to the Roundabout as fast as we can." "I know there's like, "no rest for the wicked", but I'm one of the good guys and right now I need a siesta." "Whoa!" "ERMINTRUDE:" "Look!" "Voices!" "I knew they'd come to rescue me." "Hang on, maybe I'm supposed to be rescuing them." "(rumbling)" "(Train whistles)" "Hey, that sound's familiar." "Typical train." "Always turns up when you least expect it." "Come on, gang." "In we go." "Oh, no." "Right, now, let's get out of here." "Oh, do slow down, you're making my milk churn." "Are you kidding?" "We're moving at a snail's pace!" "Snail's pace suits me just fine." "Oh, Ermintrude!" "That's the sweetest thing you've ever said." "Relax, Doogie." "Soon this whole crazy trip will be behind us." " (roaring)" " Behind us!" " That's what I said, man." " No!" "Behind us!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Duck!" " Oof!" "(Train laughs)" "I always wanted to be a roller coaster!" "Whoa!" "Whoa, dudes!" "Talk about a near-death experience." "I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel." "That is the light at the end of the tunnel!" "We're going to be OK!" "And Zeebad's still trapped in the temple!" "Then, like, who's that, his evil twin, Zeebadder?" "Where's my third diamond?" "(gasps)" "Whoa!" "Furnace, don't fail me now!" "Whoo!" "Aaagh!" "Brace yourself, everybody!" "Whoa!" "Mind the gap!" "Hey!" "Here comes big nose!" "Somebody do something!" "Hey, this must be some kinda anti-spring device." " This'll slow Zeebad down." " Really?" " Aaaagh!" " Or it could be an ejector seat." "What the devil was that?" "What happened?" "Why am I blind?" "Did we reach the Roundabout yet?" "So that's where you're headed!" "The Roundabout!" "And that's where I'll find my diamond!" "(cackles)" "So long, slimeball!" "Aaagh!" "Ooooh..." "Sam, get up on the roof and dispose of the prisoner." "Dispose of a prisoner?" "Can't do that, sir." "Geneva Convention." "Guess what?" "I'm unconventional!" "(roars with laughter)" "Un-con-ventional." "Ha, ha, ha!" "Off with his head!" "Aaaargh!" "He-eeelp!" "ALL:" "Brian!" "Ouch!" "BRIAN:" "Whoa!" "TRAIN:" "Welcome aboard!" " Ermintrude, you saved me!" "Don't cross me, you tarted-up tin opener!" "Faster, you lily-livered traitor!" "I want that diamond!" "More coal!" "Oh!" "No!" "Trouble dead ahead!" "TRAIN:" "That's my line!" "Argh!" "(growls)" "Now, this is what happens when you don't brush regularly!" "(wailing)" "Sir!" "The pressure - it's too much!" "I know, I know!" "Sometimes I feel I'm going quite insane!" "No, sir, it's the boiler!" "It's... (sighs) Thank goodness!" "We're safe!" "TRAIN:" "I call that letting off steam!" " Hurrah!" " Whoa!" "I can fly-y-y!" "No, I can't." "ALL:" "Aaaargh!" "Oh, that's enough flying for one day!" "We've got to get to the Roundabout before Zeebad." "Hang on, Zeebad doesn't know the diamond's at the Roundabout." "Erm..." "Well, that's not strictly true..." "Back there, on the Train..." "I-I was confused and it..." "it just slipped out." "Brian, man!" "Well there's no use crying over spilt milk." "That's easy for you to say." "Come on, people." "To the Train!" "Ow!" "DYLAN:" "Whoa." "Looks like this service has been cancelled." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "Delays look likely." "I think I've pulled a piston." "Ow!" "Nope, it's not gonna happen." "Oh, poor Trainy!" "Oh, the sun's setting." "We'll just have to make it under our own steam." "Goodbye for now, old buddy." "You can make it." "Just follow our tracks." "Don't worry about me." "You go on, find the diamond." "On second thoughts..." "What about me?" "(grunting)" "Wretched machines!" " I must reach the Roundabout before..." " (groaning)" "Ooh, sir!" "Medic needed." "SOS." "Mayday." "Oooh..." "Me?" "Help you?" "You treacherous mollusc-sparing disco dolly!" "Your tour of duty is over." "You can't leave an injured soldier, sir." "Can't I?" "Just watch me." "Wait!" "Come back!" "(groans)" "Evil villains... can be so cruel." "(shivering and moaning)" "ERMINTRUDE:" "I can't go on." "We've been walking for hours." "It's so c-c-cold." "I can't feel my limb." "But Florence... and the children." "If we don't get there soon, they'll be frozen stiff." "Oh, the cruel hands of time!" "But if it... if it wasn't for time, everything would, like, happen at once." "Wait." "What's that?" "Footprints!" "Maybe they'll lead us back to the village." "But, like, what kinda freaky creatures would leave prints like these?" "They must be exhausted too." "One of them seems to be crawling along the ground." "I prefer the term gliding." "ERMINTRUDE:" "Oh, no!" "They're ours!" "Oh, no!" "No, no!" "(sobs)" "Well, that's it, man." "It's time for the big sleep." "We did our best." "But our best wasn't good enough." "Oh..." "Oh, it's the final curtain." "(sighs dramatically)" "No." "We mustn't sleep." "It's too cold." "It's too cold." "We mustn't..." "Florence..." "(sniffs)" "FLORENCE:" "Doooougaaaal!" " Dougal?" " Florence!" "You're OK!" "I'm more than OK." "I'm swee-eeet." "But what about the Roundabout?" "The children?" "Huddled." "Freezing." "Don't worry, Dougal." "You're with me now... in sugar paradise!" "(laughs)" "Look." "Sweets for my sweet Dougal." "And you can eat as much as you like!" "(laughter echoes)" "N-No, this isn't right!" "I must be going nuts." " I have to wake up." "Save Florence." " (nightmarish laughter)" "Florence!" "No!" "It was just a dream." "Florence!" "Flore-eeeeence!" "(grunts)" " Come on." "Wake up!" "(Dylan moans)" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "No way, man." "I'm in a higher state of unconsciousness." "It's getting light and we're still completely lost." "I'm not so sure we are." "ERMINTRUDE:" "Oh!" "Whoa, that was some serious sleepwalking." "DOUGAL:" "Look!" "Look, look, look!" "Quick!" "Come and have a look!" "Look at that!" "Is that really what I think it is?" "Home?" "Hm!" "Curses!" "The diamond must be here somewhere!" "SAM:" "Zeebad!" "You!" "This roundabout ain't big enough for the both of us!" "When I leave someone for dead, I expect them to die." "Can't you even do that right?" "Eh?" "Oh, I haven't done anything right since I left the Roundabout." "Now it's time for me to resume my post." "You?" "You were on the Roundabout?" "Yeah, I was." "Guarding it from the likes of you." "Ha!" "Look at the state of you!" "You couldn't guard a boiled egg!" "Well, I might have taken a battering, but it's like Zebedee told me:" "It's what's inside that counts!" "Chaaaaarge!" "Ugh!" "Ooh..." "Ooh!" "ZEEBAD:" "The diamond!" "Oooh, Zebedee, you cunning swine." "And to think, I nearly abandoned it when I left you to die." "Ooh, the irony!" "Now, time for the big chill!" "(chuckles wickedly)" "BRIAN:" "This can't be our village." "I don't recognise a thing." "Yeah, like, maybe we took a wrong turn, Doog." "No, no, this is definitely it." "If we go past this white thingy and by this white bit... just round the corner should be the..." "# RICHARD STRAUSS:" "Also Sprach Zarathustra" "Oh, no!" "(laughs excitedly)" "Ha, ha, ha!" "(blows)" "ERMINTRUDE:" "Zeebad!" "Ah, perfect!" "You've arrived just in time for the finale." "So long, sunshine!" "(gasps)" "Florence!" "(sniffs)" "Oh, Florence!" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no!" "This is all my fault." "If only I hadn't been so greedy and stupid. (sighs)" "Farewell, then, Dylan." "Goodbye, dear Brian." "Er..." "Ermintrude, before we freeze, there's something I've been t-trying to t-tell you... (evil laughter)" "This guy is seriously messing with my karma!" "Eat this, you jumped-up jack-in-the-box!" "Ya!" "Ooof!" "You just don't know when you're beaten, do you?" "Take a chill pill, rabbit!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" " Aaaaaaaagh!" "(ice cracks)" "Wait a minute." "That's it!" "Ermintrude, sing!" "Sing as loud as you can!" "I'm not used to working under these conditions!" "Dougal might be onto something." "Yes!" "Ermintrude!" "Sing!" "I haven't even warmed up!" "BOTH:" "Ermintrude!" "Sing!" "Fine." "(warbles piercingly)" "What is that abominable noise?" "(hits piercing high note)" "Whoa!" "(grunts)" "(growls)" "Shell loaded!" "# T-REX:" "I Love To Boogie" "Take this!" "Run!" "Whoa!" "Ready?" "Aim." "Fire!" "Whoooooa!" "Ooh-hoo!" "DYLAN:" "Well done!" "Oof!" "Whoooa!" "# Jenny lost her cherry walking all the way home..." "Dylan, it's coming your way!" "Whoa, that was some hit!" "Whoa!" "Psy-che-delic!" "# I said we love to boogie" "# We love to boogie... (guitar chord rings out)" "I got it, man." "No!" "Whooooa!" "Over to me!" "Over to me!" "No!" "It's mine!" "Mine!" "Ha, ha!" "Oof!" "(warbles)" "Two-nil!" "The game's not over yet." "Oof!" "Oh!" "Oooh, nice catch, Zeebad!" "Now let's get the final... diamond!" "Touch it and you're toast." "You don't scare me!" "You're just a big, blue bully." "Now the tables have turned and all we need do is put this last diamond back on..." "Oops." "Here comes a home run!" "Not again!" "Argh!" "Victory!" "(laughs uncontrollably)" "So close and yet so... far out!" "Nice try - for a bunch of dumb animals!" "But now it's closing time at the zoo." "Not with our secret weapon:" "Zebedee's magic box!" " Huh?" " Ya!" "(chuckles)" " It d-doesn't work." "Aw!" "(Zeebad laughs)" "(roars with laughter)" "Oooooh!" "Zebedee's toys can't help you now." "(Train whistles)" "Bounce back from that, Slinky!" "Woo-hoo!" "Train!" "I knew you'd make it!" " Bang on schedule." "ERMINTRUDE:" "The diamond!" "I'll get it." "I got us into this mess and I'll get us out." "Go on, Dougal." "(growls)" "(gasps of amazement)" "Ooh!" "Ow!" "(growls)" "No-ooo-ooo!" "(gurgle of melting ice)" "(faint moaning)" "(moans weakly)" "Huh?" "Hm." "Mm-mm!" "Ha, ha, ha!" "(laughter)" " (cheering) BRIAN:" "We did it!" "We did it!" "(Train whistles)" " We did it!" "We did it!" "Come on!" "Well done!" "There's nothing like opera for breaking the ice." "(laughter)" "I can see grass, man!" "Sweet, green grass!" "But where's Florence?" "Florence?" "Florence!" "Florence, can you hear me?" "Please wake up." "(sobs) Please wake up." "Don't leave me." "This world means nothing without you!" "Sorry, old buddy." "No, it can't..." "She can't..." "Florence!" "My lovely Florence!" "(sobs)" "She moved!" "She's alive!" "Oh, Florence!" "I thought I'd lost you forever!" "And I thought I'd lost you too, Dougal." "But you saved my life." "And everyone else's." "Oh, stop it." "It's what any incredibly heroic dog would do." "Oh?" "So you don't want a... little reward?" "Oh, no." "I've learnt my lesson." "I'm not having anything more to do with lollipops." "Or gobstoppers." "Or toffees." "(gasps) But wait, where's Zebedee?" "ALL:" "Zebedee!" "Bravo, my friends." "I always knew you could do it!" "But we thought you were dead!" "Dead?" "Nonsense, Dougal!" "Everyone knows that after winter it's time for spring!" "Come on, everyone." "To the Roundabout!" "(laughter)" "# Sugar Sugar" "(music grinds to a halt)" "DOUGAL:" "Oh, no!" "How come it's not moving?" "It's like stuck, man." "What's wrong with the Roundabout?" "Zebedee?" "Don't you remember?" "The Roundabout's still missing something." "Or should I say... someone?" "(moose grunts)" "DOUGAL:" "Sam?" "But that's Zeebad's henchman!" "He tortured me!" "Don't be too hard on him." "Sam too was a victim of Zeebad's maniacal magic." "(groans)" "It's time for you to return where you belong, Sam." "(music winds back up)" "# Sugar" "# Ah, honey, honey" "# You are my candy girl" "# And you got me wanting you... (moose grunts meekly)" "Mm!" "# Ah, sugar, sugar... (grunts happily)" "Nice shade of moose!" "With matching hooves!" "# I just can't believe the loveliness of loving you..." " Dougal?" " Huh?" "Dougal?" "Dougal?" "# I just can't believe the wonder of this feeling too" "# I just can't believe it's true" "# Ah, sugar... (laughs)" "# KYLIE MINOGUE:" "The Magic Roundabout" "# The birds and the bees are all singin' to me" "# Tell me what you see" "# The beautiful sky always makin' us happy" "# It's gonna be a wonderful trip..." " Dougal!" " Erm..." "# Together you and me..." "Sugar, sugar, sugar!" "Sugar!" "# I'm riding high up in the sky" "# Can you see?" "# The sun is shinin'" "# These are good times" "# The Magic Roundabout" "# All friends together now" "# Come and take a trip" "# Cos it's all right" "# So join in with the fun" "# The ride has just begun" "# We're never comin' down" "# We're spinnin' round and round" "# On the Magic Roundabout" "# The Magic Roundabout" "# Off on an adventure, we're comin' to getcha" "# Wherever that may be" "# Won't let anything come here and upset you" "# I'm gonna set you free" "# Whatever happens along the way, it's gonna be fine" "# Oh, yeah" "# Leave our worries behind" "# I love this feeling" "# The Magic Roundabout" "# All friends together now" "# Come and take a trip cos it's all right..." "Oh, curses!" "Lmprisoned once more!" "Ah, well, at least it's cold." "Double curses!" "# The Magic Roundabout" "# I'm flying high up in the sky" "# Can you see?" "# The sun is shinin'" "# These are good times" "# Whoo!" "# The Magic Roundabout" "# All friends together now" "# Come and take a trip" "# Cos it's all right" "# So join in with the fun" "# The ride has just begun" "# We're never comin' down" "# We're spinnin' round and round" "# The Magic Roundabout" "# All friends together now" "# Come and take a trip" "# Cos it's all right" "# So join in with the fun..." "Oh..." "Oh, you're still there." "Didn't I tell you?" "Time for bed!" "(chuckles)"