"♪ Show Me The Way To Go Home" " ♪ Wherever I may roam" "♪ On land or sea or foam" "♪ You can always hear me singin' this song" " ♪ Show me the way to go home" "♪ I'm tired and I want to go to bed" "♪ I had a little drink about an hour ago and it went..." "Oh, boy, that's a fast fish." "Come on." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Look at that!" "You big son of a bitch!" "Ohh!" "Ahh!" "Aargh!" "Oh!" "Help!" "Aargh!" "Oh, yeah it's the Wave 88.1 , and the quiet before the storm has passed and Spring Break has arrived to Lake Victoria!" "The next few days, all 25 square miles of our beautiful lake is gonna be covered in babes, boats and bikinis!" "So, if you felt the earth move this morning, it wasn't just the party." "Seems like Lake Vic was the centre of a light quake." "So, if you see some scientist types out there on the lake, hand them a cold one." "♪ Just like my nano" "♪ She's shuffling' it, Im lovin' it" "♪ Im thinking about touching' it" "♪ Kissin' her in public" "♪ But baby got me fumblin'" "♪ Stumblin' and mumblin'" "♪ And plus she got me wonderin'" "♪ lf I should get her number then" "♪ She just looked up at me and said" "♪ Take me in the bathroom" "♪ Take my clothes off" "♪ Make love to me up against a dirty wall" "♪ Cos I can't wait to get you home ♪ Wait to get you home" "♪ She tastes like cigarettes and alcohol" "♪ Up all night on Adderall" "♪ lnnocent, but not at all" "♪ She my Brooklyn Barbie doll" "♪ Dancin' like..." "♪ Mm!" "♪ Thinkin' like..." "♪ Ooh!" "♪ What you think about sex on the first night?" "Mm, OK" "♪ Im thinking about touching' it" "♪ Kissin' her in public" "♪ But baby got me fumbling'," "♪ Stumblin' and mumblin'" "♪ And plus she got me wonderin'" "♪ lf I should get her number then ♪ Say ho!" "♪ I just looked at her instead and I said..." "Officer, it was a mistake." "Can't we just work something out here?" "Mistake or no mistake, you destroyed public property, and from the smell of your breath, I suggest you take the ticket, get a ride home with your friends." "I was kinda hoping you might drive me home." "Touching an officer's uniform is considered assault - were you aware of that?" "Come on, you look pretty hot in tan." "Oh!" "It's not tan, it's beige." " Think you could take it easy on him?" "If you boys take one more step, you'll be pissing lightning bolts into next week, OK?" "♪ Shake, shake Do your thing, do your thing" "♪ Shake, shake Come on, bang it, bang it" "♪ Shake, shake Do your thing, do your thing" " ♪ Shake, shake, come on, baby" " Hey, hey!" " ♪ Shake, shake, do your thing... ♪" " Whoo-hoo!" "Yeah, it's pretty much your average day in college." "Kelly, hey!" "I wasn't sure you were coming back..." "for Spring Break." "Yeah, I'm..." "I'm here." "I can only assume that you're down here to get on one of those boats." "No, no, I came down to pick up my little sister from her music lessons." "How about yourself?" "I'm waiting for my ride." "Todd and his friends, we're gonna go check out some music." "Todd Dupree?" "Remind me who you're going out with again?" "I have standards, all right?" "That's all Im saying." "Todd's a really good DJ." "Kelly!" "Let's go." "Jump in, we're late." "He says he's got backstage passes for Planters, you should come." "Yeah, I would, but I'm pretty much under house arrest watching Zane and Laura." "Too bad." " We'll miss you." " I gotta go." " Come on, let's go!" "Yeah, hopefully I see you again before you... ..before you leave." "Way to make a move, Jake." "Hey-hey, ass wipe!" "Cool shirt!" "Nice horn." "Thanks." "Nice boobs." "Thanks." "I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it because it itches." "Tell me about it." "Who you waiting for?" "My brother, Jake." "He's 17." "He'll like your boobs too." " They all do." " Come on, Laura, let's go." " What happened to you?" " I don't wanna talk about it." "Let's go." "Hi, Jake." " Try not to stare at her boobs." " Shut up!" " I like your shirt." " You wanna throw something at me too?" "No, actually, I like the Pixies." "Danni, Danni, Danni, where the hell is Crystal?" "Over there with Andrew." "They're getting sunscreen." "I'm just waiting." "Sunscreen?" "Andrew, Crystal, we don't need sunscreen, we need body paint, we need condoms and Redi-Whip." "You tell her 10am tomorrow," "I want her bleached blond booty at the marina." "Gotta get my first shot off by noon, so bright and early, baby, make sure those titties are nice and perky!" "Mm, ha!" "Who's this?" "This is Jake." "He's a local." "A sand rat, huh?" "D'you know your way around the lake?" " Yeah." " D'you want a job?" "I pay cash money." "Don't bullshit me, Jake." "My guy didn't show and I need somebody ASAP, somebody I can rely on, somebody with ambition, someone who's willing to take chances, if you know what I mean." "Mister, you talk funny." " Yeah, well, you're short." "Hold on." "This is Derrick." "Oh, no, no, no, don't you disappoint me, motherfucker." "I told you, I want the biggest goddamn boat this podunk town has to offer." "Hold on." "Who is that?" "Derrick?" "He's the director." "Oh, so are you like a..." "an actress or what?" "I'm a wild, wild girl." "..big boat, with a big motor." "What's a wild, wild girl, Jake?" "Of course we know boats!" "No, fuck the waiver, you sign the waiver!" " So, Jake, baby, we gonna do this?" " Do?" "The job." "Location scout." "Guide us around, show us all the good spots, the G-spots." "I need a local." "I need you." "We're talking life lesson here, Jake." "Great, 10am tomorrow." "Don't be late and..." "wear a different shirt." " I guess we'll see you tomorrow, Jake." " Actually, tomorrow he's..." " Jake." "Why you gonna knock if you're just gonna walk in?" "Am I disturbing you?" "No, I'm just doing homework and schoolwork and research for school." "Laura has been telling me that you may have some other plans for tomorrow." "No, what's she talking about?" "Im 100% babysitting." "What?" "No, we don't want a babysitter!" " Yeah, Mom, especially not Jake." " Especially not Jake." "I'm serious, we don't need..." " No, get out." "Out." "Out!" " No, please, Mom." "Mom, please, we have to talk about this." " Mom!" " Jake, you know I do not have a backup." "Yeah, I know, Mom." "Don't worry." "I know how crazy this week is for you, and Ill take care of the nitwits, OK?" "Remember, if you do not fulfil your responsibility," "I have the power to arrest and imprison you." "I'm not 12." "Playing the sheriff card isn't gonna work any more." " No?" " No." "Like I said, I'll take care of it, OK?" "All right." "You better." "Get outta here." " Next year I'll try to find another solution." " All right." " All right?" " OK." "Fuck." " Oh, and Jake..." " Oh, Mom, come on!" "Really?" " It's time for dinner," " All right, I'll be right there." " Hope I didn't wake the kids." " Oh, God, they'll sleep through anything." "Maggie said that yesterday was the last time she saw him?" "Yeah, just before noon." "She said Matt took the boat out to catch some bass." "She drove around the lake all night looking for him." " Where's the boat?" " Over there." "Feeling like a skinny dip?" "I think we can make it to the end of the pier." "Meaning what - I'm too old or too heavy?" "I think you're too chickenshit." " By the way, Gordon called last night." " Yeah?" "He said the USGS recorded heavy seismic activity beneath the lake." "Really?" "They're sending in a team of seismologist divers." "All right." "And he told them that you're gonna escort them out." "Jesus Christ!" "I've just been invaded by 20,000 kids - makes us a little busy at the moment." " That's what I told him." "" "This doesn't sound too good." "So, what time are the divers gonna get here?" "They said by ten." "Shit!" "Come on, just a little more." "Oh, I can't get it." "Oh!" "Jules!" "Gimme your hand!" "Do you think a propeller could have done this?" "I doubt it." "Look at the bones, nothing's broken." "It's like something acidic, or toxic decomposition, as if this body's been in the water for weeks." "What would you say if I told you that I'm thinking about closing the lake?" "Just until we get an autopsy report." "An autopsy report is gonna take a couple of days." "It'd be easier to drain this lake than to close it." "It's a big financial week for our town." "I'm too old for this." "Whoo-hoo!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" " We're not lying to Mom." " Yeah, we're not lying to Mom." "Every year it's the same thing," "I'm stuck here with you guys while I miss all the Spring Break fun." " You mean Spring Break boobies." " What if I give you the babysitting cash?" " 60 bucks and you got a deal." " 60?" "I'm only getting paid 40!" "$20 deception surcharge." "Do not pick up the phone, do not answer the door, and do not leave the house." "OK?" "I'm counting on you guys." "All right?" "♪ Fetish for these kicks, fetish for these jeans" "♪ A fetish for my hoody" "♪ Fetish, fetish, fetish...♪" "Town rules, son." "Toss a piece of trash in our lake, you gotta pick up ten pieces." " You want me to pick up these bottles?" " Pick 'em up!" "None of these fuckers pick anything up!" "Hey." "After the dive, our presence is requested at Kokomo's by the Arizona State cheerleading team." "Hi, Im Sheriff Forester." "Bob Gordon asked me to take you out to the site." "Good to meet you." "I like the welcoming committee here." " I assume that's technical equipment too?" " Sam, give those back." "Come on." "According to the epicentre co-ordinates, we need to go...here." "OK." "That's about 20 minutes out." " Ready when you are." " All right." "You don't see many women working law enforcement out here in cowboy country." " I see a lot of cowboys though." " I'm sure." "♪ Bring the noise!" "Yeah, baby, take it off!" " Whoo!" " Baby, I'll do anything!" "Yeah, baby!" "Yeah!" "Love you!" " Whoo!" " Yeah!" "♪ I see you chillin' by the bar" "♪ Why don't you grab your girls and come chill with a star?" "♪ Yeah, up in vip, drinks on me" "♪ Swag on tight with a gangsta lean" "♪ Everybody know just who I are..." "Motorboat, motorboat, motorboat, motorboat, motorboat!" "Motorboat, motorboat, motorboat!" " Yeah!" "" "♪ They can drink a lil' mo They can drink a lil' mo" "♪ Oh, you don't hear me though?" "Whoo, yeah!" " Kelly!" " Jake!" " Uh..." " Who exactly are you babysitting here?" "Well, it's a funny story, actually..." "I'll say "tit", you say "ies"!" " Tit!" " ..ies!" " Tit!" " ..ies!" "Wow!" "Wow!" "Look at those idiots!" "It's, uh, terrible." "Sand rat!" "Hey, sand rat, I'm talking to you!" "Sand rat!" "Hello!" "Where you been?" "We got the girls lubed up, we're ready to roll!" "I'm docking your pay cheque." "Come on, let's go!" "Jake?" "Now I see what you've been scouting the last 15 minutes." "Kelly, it was great to see you, I know you gotta get going." "Kelly!" "Kelly, hi, I'm Derrick Jones." "Hi." " You know this guy?" " Who, Jake?" "Jake is my boy." "Jake is the man with the plan, the insight, the knowledge." "Wait..." "those girls aren't with you, are they?" "Uh, yeah." "Why, are you into girls?" "No, Im just showing him around town, just all the hot spots and stuff like that." "Jake, the job is called "location scout", and Kelly, you should come with." "Today we're gonna be making movie history." "She's got other plans already." "Kelly, do you like champagne?" "I..." "I love champagne!" " Actually..." " No, no, no, no, wait..." "I would love to come on your boat, Derrick, thank you." "Someone has to keep an eye on the man with the plan here, right?" "Come on, come on, let me..." "let me help you aboard." "Why?" "Why?" "Dude, that's Kelly." "Kelly!" "Baby?" "What happened to hanging with us today?" " ls that your boyfriend?" " No, he's just some guy from school." "Someone who says he has backstage passes when he doesn't." " Have a good day, Todd." " Come on, Kelly!" "Yo, have a t-shirt." " What the fuck?" " That was Derrick Jones!" "Is that Jake Forester?" "Oh, fuck it!" "We are off to shoot some wildcore blow-your-mind footage, with these wild, wild goddesses!" "" " Yeah!" "We will see you all, four o'clock, Canyon Beach," " for the Lake Victoria wet t-shirt" " wild extravaganza!" "" "Zane, we have to talk about this." "We told Jake we'd stay at the house." "I told him I'd fish, and I can't if there aren't any." "The lake's too busy." "Come on, Sand Island's really close." "I should have brought my trombone." "No way, be a girl and just sunbathe or something." "Well, when I become a rock star, see if I let you be one of my groupies." "Gimme a break, dude!" "You play the trombone!" "Ladies, here we go," " a little bubbly." " Thank you." " It's the finest your gas station has to offer." " " " There we go." "Drink up, Crystal." " Yay!" " Enjoy and cheers." " Cheers." " To our newest wild, wild member." "" " You are beautiful." "That's why we came here." "Derrick wants to capture innocence." "He says it's all about innocence." "Like her." "Don't worry, Derrick's just making his play." "You might as well ask him not to breathe." "Drew's rules - show a girl a camera and she will perform." "It's like a law of physics." "Ive seen that guy charm the pants off a lot of ladies." "She's not messing up your party, is she?" "Like I care, she's not my girlfriend." "No, and..." "I'm..." "This is great, I'm having a great time, we're going wild, Im..." "Im going wild." "Hey, Jake, how far is this place?" "Come on!" "Yeah, yeah, we're almost there." "So speaking of going wild... ..you haven't seen anything yet." "Jake!" "Jake!" "Yeah?" "Jake!" "Why don't you put it somewhere?" "Anywhere you want." "Anywhere you want, baby." "Crystal, leave her alone, she's not even legal." "(♪ Delibes:" "Lakme" " Flower Duet)" " What's up, guys?" " Close that door!" "You're ruining our shot!" "Come on, sand rat, get with the programme here." "Here they come, here they come, here come my nymphs." "Oh, my God!" "Here we go." "Check it out, it's like fish with boobies." "If fish looked like that, I would fuck fish, I would only fuck fish!" "" " Here we go." "Looking good, ladies." "You like this, right, Jake?" "You should be paying us today, not the other way around." "Zoom in, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom in." "Get that ass." "Look at these goddess aquatic bitches." "This is hot, Andy, this is so hot, this is what it's all about." "Beer, sun and naked honeys making out underwater." " Boom!" "" "Better than any aquarium you've been to, sand rat!" "Mom." " Uh, Mom, hey..." " Mom?" " What's going on over there?" " Ooh, naked bitches!" "How come you didn't pick up the home phone?" "I've been trying to reach you." "" " I'm sorry, we've been outside, but I can..." " Crystal, spin around!" " .." "I can go get them." "No, that's OK." "Oh, my God!" "What?" "Oh, nothing, nothing." "It's just the kids, they just pitched the tent outside and I..." "It's really nice to see them..." "to see them playing with each other." " Put your ass on the glass!" " Put your ass on the glass, yeah!" "Your chocha!" "Jake, is someone there with you?" "No, no, no, it's just the kids out on the lake, it's crazy here." "You know how it is." "Honey, I do not want Zane or Laura near the lake today, do you hear me?" "All right, OK, we'll stay in, we'll watch some TV, whatever's on, OK?" "All right, I gotta go." "Thank you so much for this." "I'll try really hard to be home early, OK?" "Yeah, all right, all right, I love you." "OK, I gotta go." "Kelly?" "Kelly, where are you?" "Kelly?" "Kelly, where are you?" "Kelly?" "" " Jake!" "You just missed the rest of the big show." "There you go, girls, come on up, give 'em some towels." "Wow, good work." "Way to tie off a canoe." "I must have gotten my knots mixed up." "So, you catch zero fish and you lose our only boat." "This day is just full of accomplishments." "Jake is gonna kill us." "Somebody will see us." "Look, there's some boats just right over there." "Don't waste your time." "They'll never see us, they're way too far." "Hello!" "Hey!" "Hello!" "Hey!" "Help!" "We need some help!" "Hey, we're over here!" "Somebody please help us!" "Please!" "Help!" "Help!" "Hey, we need help!" "Please!" "Please!" "Help!" "Hey!" "Please!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "Whoa, look at the size of that." "What is it, a cavern system?" "Looks to me like a subterranean lake, probably bigger than the one above." "Sam, can you gimme a hand over here?" " See that gap there?" " Yeah." "The quake opened that up, now it's a connecting passage." "A lake under a lake?" "That's right." "Sorry, it's still your jurisdiction." "This is part of an old volcanic ridge all over this area." "That's the beauty of it." "We're gonna be the first ones to explore it." "I don't know why you're getting all excited about that crap." "All we ever see is rocks and sand." "Should probably warn them that it's not very pretty down there." "Tourists treat this lake like it's a garbage can." "How you guys doing?" "Sheriff says it's a regular treasure trove down there, so..." "I got dibs on the spent bottles of Axe body spray and back issues of Jugs." "I got dibs on home appliances." "I got dibs on missing college girls." "Oh, my God!" "This is the longest one I've ever seen." "Can you keep your mind on the task at hand?" "Wow, Sam." "It's at least 200 feet, Novak." "Almost full visibility." "Descending fissure." "My PO2 is at set point 1 .3." "You should see this, it's unbelievable." "Novak, do you copy?" "Yeah, pretty good." "OK, guys, you're about 90 feet to the entrance of the connecting passage." "Looks like single file time." "I'll go first." "No, I should do the prelim scout." "Your fat ass will get us stuck." "Baby, I'm like an eel, an electric eel." "I get into such tight spaces it's shocking." "" " Huh, that's weird." "Here they are, but they're splitting up." "Guys, everything all right?" "I'm losing you a little bit here." "I'm hitting a serious drop in temperature." "It's at least 30 degrees colder." "You're probably at the mouth of the underwater lake." "Do you have any visual?" "I'm entering the cave." "Jesus, this thing seems endless!" "You gotta see this." "This is incredible." "Fuck!" "What are you seeing down there?" "Sam?" "Something bit me!" "Oh, yeah, right." "I thought you always liked that kind of stuff." " Sam?" "Sam?" "" " Answer me!" "Sam?" "" "Sam!" "Something's happening." " An aftershock?" " I don't know." "Get me my flippers." "Fucking swim!" "Oh no!" "Fucking swim!" "No!" "No!" "Get him out of the water!" "Get him out!" " Oh, fuck!" " Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "(♪ Ozomatli:" "Nadas Por Free)" "" " Ah-ha-ha!" "" " Ladies." "Your body is a temple and now it's time to give thanks to the gods." "Mm." "Andrew, roll camera." " Kelly, you're up." " No, no, no, no, no." "No, thanks, I think I've already had too much." "You don't wanna worship at this beautiful altar?" "I know you're partial to the champagne, but, believe us, you can trust Crystal, right." " Come on, Derrick, she said no." " No, she said "no, thanks"." "There's a difference." "She understands gratitude is the right attitude." "Kelly, Kelly, trust us, it's never cheating if it's with another chick." " Come on!" " Have fun, do it." "Everyone's doin' it." " You're not trying to take away her fun?" " Like I said, she's, uh... she's not my girlfriend." "Fine." " I'll do it." " OK." "OK, here we go." " First you lick the salt, here we go." " OK." "Come on over here." "Then you suck up the tequila." "" " Here we go." "Sorry about that, Crystal." "And your vitamin C, you gotta get your lime." " Body temple." " Kelly, you don't have to do this." "I don't think we need any of your babysitting here, Jake." " Ho-ho-ho!" "Facial!" " Whoo!" "OK." "♪ She looked me up and down" "♪ She said "You gots to have the mettle to take me out on town"" "♪ I said chillax, baby girl, gimme ten for my motor" "♪ She smiled in my face... ♪" " Yeah!" "" " Jake, I bet you wish that was you." "You got a sand rat making out with the model." " I bet you wish that was your job." "" "All right, all right, all right, all right, let's switch places." " Great job, Kelly." "Jake, you're up." " Let's mix it up a little bit." " How about we try Jake and Kelly?" " What?" "No, I don't think..." "Come on, Derrick." "Come on, guys, we're shooting porno, not a drama." "Make a decision, come on." "Come on." "Fuck it, sand rats, let's roll, come on." "There you go, thank you, Crystal." "Come on, Kelly." "Come on." "Come on, right there." " There we go." " Whoo!" "Let's get you salt." "A little bit of te-kill-ya." "" " OK, yeah." "And...your lime." "OK, roll, roll, roll." "Go." "Sand rat, sand rat, sand rat, sand rat, sand rat, sand rat, sand rat." "" " Sand rat, sand rat, sand rat, sand rat." "Sand rat, sand rat, sand rat, sand rat." "Ohh!" "Mr Goodman!" "Mr Goodman!" " I'm coming." "" "I'm coming!" "Hold your horses!" "The store is closed!" "I wanna know what the hell this thing is doing in my lake." "Where did you get this?" "ln the middle of the lake, where there are two people dead." "Oh!" " Oh my!" " Oh my, that's right, oh my, oh my!" "Excuse me, but...is that a fucking piranha?" " Carl?" " It's not the only one." "Here, look at this." "There are thousands of 'em." "Thousands." "And they're pissed." "Ive heard of this happening." "It's like those baby alligators in New Jersey," " someone leaves them, then they breed." " What?" " No one released this fish into the lake." " What are you talking about?" "This particular piranha vanished off the face of the earth more than two million years ago." "Where's he going?" "Oh." "Allow me to introduce you..." "..to pygocentrus nattereri, the original piranha." "They used to swim the Colorado River right up until the Pleistocene Epoch." "I still don't understand how you found one... ..alive." "We discovered a subterranean lake through a rift caused by the quake." "But, how could it have survived for so long cut off from the surface?" "Cannibalism." "They must have fought each other to survive." "Look." "All the scars on his scales." "Notice...the eyes." "Jesus, it's like he's staring back at you." "Oh, no, no, no, no, not staring." "Sensing." " Oh God!" " God, don't do that!" "Piranha hunt in packs, not for protection, but for overwhelming force." "They're organised, methodical." "The first bite draws blood." "The blood draws the pack." "So, how are we going to stop them?" "You're not actually considering going back out onto the lake?" "They're killing machines but they're still fish, you can catch them or kill them." " But if there really are thousands..." " Yeah?" "..yesterday would have been a good time to start." "" " Whoo!" "Yeah!" " Whoa!" " ♪ Oh, baby, yeah" "♪ lf you want the love of a man, come and get it" "♪ All right, now" " ♪ lf you want the love..." "" "♪ Of a real good man" "♪ Come on inside me I'll make you understand" " Yeah!" " ♪ Don't just look" "♪ Come on and take it" "♪ Cos what Ive got, you know that you can't fake it" "♪ Cos if you want the love of a man, come and get it" "♪ Oh, if you want the love of a man, you got to get with it" "♪ So, if you want the love of a man, come and get it" "♪ Oh, if you want the love of a man, you gotta get with it, listen" "♪ Remember, girl, I been around the block" "♪ My legs are tired but I wont stop" "♪ Now it's your turn to make a choice" "♪ Don't just sit there, girl, stand up and raise your voice... ♪" "Oh, shit!" "It's my little brother and sister." "Are they waving for help?" "I don't know, they're supposed to be at home right now." " I'm supposed to be at home right now." " What are you doing?" " You're gonna miss my money shot." " It's my family, they could be in trouble." "You are gonna be the one who's in trouble if I don't get my flying ta-tas right now!" "What the hell is wrong with you, man?" " What's wrong with me?" " Yeah!" "God damn it, you're missing it, you're missing the shot!" "No, no, no, no." "You missed it!" "What is wrong with you?" "Listen, they're stranded out there, OK?" "They might need my help." "Boobies, boobies, boobies." "Listen to me, my mom is the sheriff." "Hey, we need help over here!" "Hello?" "Help me!" "All right, let's..." "swing by the island." "Throw the minnows in the boat." "It'll be great." "It'll be fun." "Take me up!" " Yeah!" " Whoo!" "" " Yeah!" " Help me!" " She's not joking." " Take me up!" " What the hell's going on?" "(♪ Honorebel:" "Now You See lt)" "All right, Lake Victoria, ready for some titties?" "" " Yeah!" "Now it's time for another episode of The Hills!" "Yeah!" "I'm talking about titties, ladies." "Look at those weapons of masturbation right over here!" "Let's see those jugs." "All right, girls." "Use it, yeah, shake the booty, girls." "Shake it like Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory." "We're gonna crack open those coconuts and drink from God's milk jugs!" "Get the girls out, let's see them, what are you hiding under there?" "Come on, baby, let's see those summer tomatoes." "Let's see those ta-tas." "Show me those Danny DeVitos." "Come on, girls, let's take a bite out of those cutie Klondikes, yeah." "I need the National Guard." "I need the Coastguard." "I need all the forces in your power to deploy." " Come on, girls..." " Everybody back to the beach!" "Take your boats back to the dock, everybody." " We need you to clear out." " Please clear out now." "Come on girls, let's see the titties, all right?" "Yeah!" "The fun bags!" "Let's see those Brad Pitts." "Let's see Bonnie and Clyde!" " The Bible will save you!" " Satan is coming!" "Don't talk about Satan, just take your boat back." "No more talk about Satan." "Please!" "Cut the engine." "What the fuck?" "This is the Lake Victoria Sheriff's Department." "The sheriff has declared an emergency." "Don't worry, we got beer over here!" " Hey, get up outta there." "" "I need you out of the water now!" "Yeah!" "Hit it, DJ Chocolate Thunder!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "♪ Bring it on" "♪ You can bang the drum You can bang the drum" "♪ You can bang the drum you can bang the drum... ♪" " ls that Jake?" " Why is he here?" "I don't know." " We're so busted." " No, he is." "I didn't even catch any fish." "Slow down!" "OK!" " I'm doing what I can." " Careful, it's not that deep." "We're busted." "OK, Jake, I'm not taking the fall for this, it was all Zane's idea." "I paid you 60 bucks to stay home, what do you mean?" "How about 40 and we call it even?" "How about you get on this boat and we go home, end of story?" " Just get on the boat!" " Whoa, whoa." "We should have been at Canyon Beach an hour ago," " for the motherfucking main event!" " All right, go ahead, Speedo!" "Be careful getting out of here, the rocks sometimes strip away the engine." "I want you to rest down here, OK?" "Keep Zane and Laura with you." "I don't want them anywhere near..." "Wow, the water's just so clear." "What kinda fish was that?" "I don't know." "I'm gonna make 'em take us home right now, OK?" "What is that?" " Huh!" " What happened?" "Are you guys OK?" "I think we hit something." "Andrew!" "Andrew, what the hell is going on now?" " I don't know!" "We're stuck on something!" " Fix it, God damn it!" "Fix it!" " There's rocks everywhere." " There's rocks down here." "What happened?" "There's something caught on the prop." " Stay put." " All right." "Crystal, get the sand rat up here." "I said, get the fucking sand rat up here!" "Are you retarded?" "Why didn't you go get him yourself?" "I'm just out here thinking how this whole fucked-up day has been your fault." "You won't help me with the new bitch." "You don't do a fucking thing I tell you." "You take us way the fuck off course!" "I-I..." "I get it, you're..." "you're new at this." "I'm cool with that, man." "Really, I am, but what you're doing to me..." "what this is..." "God, there's a word for it." "It's uh..." "It's uh..." "It's a boat word." "What is it?" "Uh..." "Mutiny." "Is that what this is?" "Is this a mutiny?" "Look, relax, Derrick, OK, I'm just..." "Im just going a little wild." "Derrick!" "If anyone should be down there helping, it ought to be you." "Let me do that, let me do that!" "Come on, let me do it." "" " This is an emergency." "I need everybody out of the water now!" "Get out of the water." "It's an emergency." "Get out of the water now!" "Out of the water!" "Get to your boat, right away." " " "" " Shark!" "Shark!" "Who the fuck yells "shark" in a lake?" "Oh, shit!" "Help!" "Aargh!" "Get the fuck out of the water!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Aargh!" "Oh, my God!" "Aargh!" " Oh!" "" "Oh, my God!" " Oh, my God, oh, my God!" "" "Get in the boat!" "What are you doing?" "Where are you going?" " Throw me the gun." " It's fully loaded." " Get out of the water!" " Thank you." "Don't let go." "OK!" "Swim to shore, get on the beach, get out of the water." "Help me, help me, gimme your hand." "Fucking help me, you fucking whore!" "Help me!" "Aargh!" "Ah!" " Get them out of the water!" " Too many of them!" "They're everywhere!" "Come on!" "I'm taking you to shore!" "Hold on!" "There aren't enough boats!" "Aargh!" "Todd, what are you doing?" "Get the fuck outta the way!" "Get the fuck outta the way!" "Get the fuck outta the way!" "Oh, shit!" "Get the fuck outta the way!" "Oh!" "Fuck off!" "" " Oh, shit!" "Let me go!" "Stop the boat!" "Stop the boat!" "Aargh!" " Come on!" " Oh!" "Derrick, hey, come on, you're gonna kill the engine." "Come on!" "Derrick, hey!" "Zane, Laura, hold onto something." "Get back from the glass, you guys." "Ohh!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Yeah." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Oh!" "Move!" "No!" "" " Oh!" "Argh!" "Wah!" "What the hell?" "Holy shit!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Oh, my God!" "Go!" "It's OK!" "Are you guys OK?" " You OK?" " Yeah." " Where's Kelly?" " She's on the other side!" "Kelly?" "Kelly?" "Jake!" "Kelly, get off the floor, Kelly, get up!" "I'm gonna find a way to you!" "I'm gonna get to you through the skylight!" "Hurry up!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Come on, you stupid bitch, come on!" "Aargh!" "Jake!" "Jake!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Don't let go!" " Jake, Jake!" " Jake!" "OK, guys, come on, get over there, I don't want you to see this." "Jake!" "Jake, they took my penis!" "They took my penis!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Jake, hurry up, the water's getting higher!" "Jake!" "Kelly!" " Hurry up!" " Can you reach the skylight?" "Jake, ahh!" "Open the glass." " What are you doing?" "" "Jake!" "I got you." "Everybody in!" "Relax, we're taking you to shore." "You're gonna be all right!" "Look at me!" "Don't look at it!" "Don't look at it!" "Oh, shit!" "Chew on this, motherfuckers!" "Everybody get out!" "" " Get out!" "Everybody, get to the shore!" "Get to the shore!" "Aargh!" "Aargh, aargh!" "Aargh!" "Everyone out!" "Aargh!" "Aargh!" "Everybody out!" "Everybody out!" "No!" "No, no!" "Hold this tight." "This is Sheriff Forester." " Mom?" " Jake!" "Im so sorry, I screwed up, we're on the lake." "What?" "Where are Laura and Zane?" "They're with me on the boat." "Oh, my God, Jake!" "Whatever you do, do not go into the water." "You don't understand, Mom, our boat is sinking." "What?" "Where are you?" "What are you doing?" "I'm coming with you." "Let's go." "That's Mom." "Mom!" "Hey!" " They're stuck in the rocks." " Yeah." " How we gonna get the boat close?" " I don't know." "The rope." "Here, you think it'll reach?" "It's got to." "Jake!" "I'm gonna throw you the rope, attach it to the highest railing." "OK, Mom." " Back it up." " Yeah." "Back it up this way." "Watch out for the rocks." "Watch out!" "Are you ready?" "Yeah." "That's good, don't come too far." "Yeah!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Keep the CB on the police frequency." "Ive got my radio." "OK, just get there." "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom, are you OK?" "I'm sorry." "Is this everybody on the boat?" "No, Kelly's still stuck in the cabin." "We can't get her out." " What?" "Oh, God!" "Kelly?" " We can't get her out!" "Oh!" "Julie!" "Oh, I'm gonna die!" " You gotta help me!" " Can you grab my arm?" "Help me!" "The water's getting higher!" " Can you reach the skylight?" " It doesn't matter, it's fucking stuck!" " You think I didn't try to pry it up?" " God damn it!" "Jake!" "You guys!" "I'm scared!" "Please help!" "Mom, we have to hurry!" "Kelly?" "Kelly!" "Are we all gonna die?" "We're not gonna die." "Ah!" "Fuck!" "I need your help!" "Please!" "Jake!" "The only way to get to her is through the bottom of the boat." "Get to the rope." "What are you talking about?" "We can't leave her down there." "Once I get everyone across on the rope, Im gonna come back for her." "I'm not gonna leave without her, Mom!" "The only way to get to her is for you to get into the water." "I'm not gonna let you do that." "Get on the rope!" "The reason she came on this boat was because of me." "It's my fault." "I'm not gonna leave without her." "This rope's not gonna hold much longer, let's go!" "I'm gonna take Zane and Laura across and then I'm coming back," " and we are gonna do it together." " All right." "We're gonna keep the two little ones between us." "You're gonna go first." "Can you do this?" "You better believe it." "I don't pole dance for nothing." "You have a lot of explaining to do." "You ready?" "OK, be careful!" "Don't look down!" "Let's go!" " Hold on tight, Laura." " Mom!" "Oh!" "Right, just like at the playground, guys - hand over hand." "Don't look down." " Don't look down, all right?" " You guys are doing great." "Mom!" "Keep going, come on, you can do it." "Hand over hand." "I'm scared!" " Do not look down." " Mom!" "Keep going!" "Careful!" "Don't look down, OK?" "Hold on!" "Come on, guys, you can do this!" "Don't look down!" "It bit me!" "Go back!" "Go back!" "Get off me!" "Get off me!" "Get off!" "I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding!" "Get off!" "No, no, no!" "God damn it!" "Laura, listen to me." "Listen to me, both of you." "If you move fast, they will not get you." "You have to move now!" "Come on, move it!" "You can do it." "Go!" "Keep going now!" "Mom!" " Mom!" " Mom!" "Keep going!" "OK, guys." "Guys, you're here." "Oh, you guys did it!" "Damn it!" "Oh!" "Come on, Mom, keep moving!" "You OK?" "Cut the engine!" "What are you doing?" "Jake, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Jake!" "Jake, do not do that." "Piranha want blood, right?" "Let's give it to 'em." "Argh!" "Wet t-shirt." "What the hell am I doing?" "Jake!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "We're getting out of here, both of us." "OK, I'm in." "I need you guys to pull us out as fast as possible." "Do you copy?" "OK, we're ready when you are." "OK." "Jake, what are you doing?" "They're gonna come back." "No, I gave 'em a snack." "That's gonna hold 'em off for at least a couple of minutes." "OK, yes, yes!" "OK." " I need you to tie these together." " Why?" " Just do it!" " Jake, where you going?" "Jake?" " OK." " Oh, my God." "You have them tied?" "Come on." "OK..." "I need you to hold your breath, and we're gonna swim out through the bottom of the boat, OK?" "I need you to hold on tight." "Can you hold on tight to me?" "All right." "You're clear to pull us out in ten seconds, OK?" "Do you guys copy?" "Copy that." "Ten seconds on your signal." "Get the kids down." "Ten." "Six, five, four, three, two, one." " Um..." " What's wrong?" " Come on!" " I'll check the prop." " It's clear." "Is it in gear?" " God damn it!" "No." "Come on!" "Come on, fucking thing!" "Come on!" "It's gotta work, it's gotta work!" "Come on!" " " "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" " Jake!" " Kelly!" "Are you all right?" "Kick your legs, come on!" " Oh, God!" " Come on!" "Come on, you're all right, you're all right." "Breathe, you're OK." " You're OK." "" "You're OK, you're OK." "Oh, my God!" "Glad to have you onboard." "Jesus Christ." " I'm sorry, Mom." "I'm so sorry." " Holy shit!" "Look, Mom, over there." "My God!" "They're all dead." "You did it, Jake." "I did." "It worked." "I thought dynamite fishing was illegal in these parts, sheriff." "Sheriff?" "Sheriff?" "Yeah, this is Julie." "Julie, this is Carl." "We have a major problem." "Im looking out at a school of dead piranha." "It's not all of them, but I think we've got a good start." "You don't understand." "The specimen you left with me, it has no mature reproductive organs." " What?" " What are you talking about?" "The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for, they're not fully developed." "They're the babies." "The babies?" "Ah!" "So, where are the parents?"