"Turn it down!" "Do you hear me?" "Turn it down!" " What?" "Turn that shit down, you deaf motherfucker!" "Who do you call a motherfucker?" "!" "Not you, Pa, that dumb ass." "In ten years you'll be deafer than grandpa." "Take that damn thing off your ears!" " What?" "Never mind, Pa, I'm just cursing the damn road." "Good day, good people!" " Good day." "Anything to declare?" "Nope." "I'm taking a bull to a fight." "Have you got papers for it?" " Papers for the bull?" "He'd had a passport before that boy did." "Here." " Thank you." "This certificate is invalid." " What do you mean?" "It says there he's healthy." "He was, three weeks ago." "Is he healthy now?" "Come on!" "It's not like he's caught AIDS in the past 20 days." "It can't..." " He's healthy as a horse, buddy." "The bull can't cross the border;" "the certificate is invalid." "I'm only taking him to a fight and back as soon as he's done." "You can go, but the bull can't enter the Republic of Croatia." "If I had a truckload of cigarettes, that wouldn't be a problem!" "Hold this!" "You've heard me." " To hell with borders and whoever invented them!" "All smugglers of Herzegovina can all parade around here, but you won't let my bull over!" "We're turning back." "What's going on?" "Everybody out." "Stipe, let Garonja out." "Stipe, I told you to let Garonja out." "Not you, Pa." "Stipe Jr." "Not you Stipe, but you Stipe." "Let him out." "Move back, you'll get hurt!" "Easy, hold on." "Go on, go now, dearest." "What'll you do with him?" "Shoo!" "Garonja, go!" "Go on, Garonja." "Go to Croatia!" "Graze your way over the border." "See if they'll ask you for your passport then." "And they wanted to fuck with me!" "Shoo, Garonja, go!" "Go love, go!" "SONJA AND THE BULL" "This is a campaign for a bill against animal fighting." "It is organized by the Animal Rights Association." "We'll continue our report for the Total magazine after a broadcast from the most popular bull fight in Zagora." "We will talk with Sonja Sterle, animal rights activist." "Bulls first!" "The two of us are like twin brothers." "If I don't feel well, he senses it right away." "He's miserable then." "He loves me better than my wife." "To tell you the truth, I love him better than my wife." "Thirty-seven fights and none lost." "Ever!" "Pa is on TV!" "Pa!" "Pa!" "Garonja, light of my life, Pa's gonna feed you." "Here!" "Pa!" "You and Garonja are on TV!" "Come!" "Let's go see." "Folks!" "Garonja is on TV!" "Sonja, we've just seen the man who claims that he loves his bull better than his wife." "Makes me wonder how he treats his wife." "You should've filmed that." "You may call all that tradition, but you can't harass innocent animals." "And bulls in fact don't want to fight," "What they do is they enrage the bull to fight." "The bull doesn't really want to fight." "He'll only fight in self-defense..." " Look at her all dressed up." "These people abuse bulls for their own entertainment." "They don't understand how noble these animals are." "Who doesn't understand?" "Me?" "Maybe you'll teach me." "Please sign the petition to pass the bill to ban bullfighting..." "Fuck you and your animal rights petition!" "No man cares for an animal better than I do for my Garonja!" "He eats better than I do." "Even gets a cake on Sunday." "Let her come over here." "If she dares come anywhere near Garonja, I'll chop my balls off!" "If you'll chop your balls off, I'll bring her over right now." "Just bring her over and I'll chop them off." "But if the bitch gets cold feet, she'd better issue a denial." "Pa, don't chop your balls off, mom's gonna kill you." "Get lost, you little prick!" "She hasn't played with them balls for ages anyway!" "Call up Ante, have him bring her over." "He's wasting his time in Zagreb anyway." " Get him to bring her!" "Let's see if there was any use of his studies in Vienna." "Let's shake on that." " Grandpa, seal it." "My lovely ladies, you can be safe in these insecure times, if you insure yourselves..." "Ante, what is this you've given me to sign?" "The policy covers my wallpapers?" "But I have no wallpapers!" "That's just our standard form..." "Whatever." "I won't take the policy for wallpapers I don't have..." "I've brought you here to show you these lovely gifts you'll get if you buy the insurance for yourselves or your property." "If you sign for three months, you'll get this beautiful pen..." "Have you offered these insurances to my husband?" "To buy a life insurance for me?" "I'm afraid for my life..." "Why did you choose that guy?" " Her father chose for her!" "If you sign for six months, you'll get this lovely leather organizer." "What will I write in it?" "When I've milked my cow?" "Or when your hen's laid an egg?" " Girls, let Ante talk." "Ante, go on." "This client wants to insure himself, his house, his wife and children." "I'll deal with him later." " I hope my husband won't insure me!" "If she scratches Garonja's balls with a stick," "I'm having my son marry her!" " Pa, cut the crap." "If you sign up for a year, you'll get this natural anti-age cream for wrinkles." " Against wrinkles." " Yes, that's the one." "Go offer it to old hags, not us!" "Here, try it." "Ante?" " Pa, what the hell is so important now?" "You're interrupting my presentation." "Wait till I'm done!" "You'll ruin my business!" "What will I live on?" "Spare me your philosophy." "I'll kick you so hard you'll think it's Garonja's horn up your ass." "Stop fucking around!" "Get your ass in the car." "Go get her!" " What are you talking about?" "Go where?" "Get whom?" "Stipe's bet his balls that the girl won't come closer than 10 meters to the bull." "Which girl?" " Three meters!" "Let's make it three." "Come on, you said ten!" " But it's my balls!" "Fuck them!" "You've made two sons, you don't need them anymore!" "You said ten meters!" "Don't twist the facts!" " Who?" "Me?" "You think I'm afraid?" "Make it ten meters!" "Three is fine." "Every pussy can come at ten meters." "I'm taking the bets, one thousand is the minimum." "Pa, what do you want from me?" " I want you to go get that girl now." "Bring her here to show us what a piece of cake she is." "She lashed out at us on TV, apparently advocating animal rights." "You don't say!" "And I have nothing better to do..." "Hasn't it occurred to you that she might not want to come here?" "Should I then stuff her into the trunk?" " Yes, if there's no other way." "Girls, where are you going?" "Please, go back inside!" "You haven't tried the best, the magical cream for wrinkles!" "Are you out of your mind?" "Why?" " Embarrassing me in front of these people." "Isn't it enough that your brother is making those duds in Vienna?" "Fashion designer!" "God, I've two sons and they're both fags." "Who's a fag?" "Move your asses, women." "Let me pass." "These bags will be the death of me." " I'm not worried about you, you've insured yourself all over with Ante, right?" " God forbid!" "Give me the keys, woman!" " Here." "Have you seen the look she gave me?" "Evil eyes like her mother." "Wouldn't want her look at my bull like that." "Where the hell are you going?" "Go get the girl!" "How am I to know who to get?" "What's her name?" "Sanja." " Sandra." " Sonja." " Sofija..." " Should I bring them all?" "What's her name?" " Sonja Sterle." "She was in Total Magazine." "That's my clever boy!" "All right." "Give me the keys." "Here." "And the belt!" "I'm not giving my belt to anyone." " I'm not going then." "Give the boy the belt!" "If you as much as scratch it..." "And you'll insure your bull with me." "Now you wanna make money off your old man, too." "You want your bull to be nicely insured." " OK, I'll sign!" "Yes?" " Good afternoon." "Is that Miss or Mrs. Sonja Sterle?" "Good afternoon to you." "I'm calling about your statement on bull fights." "My father organizes them, and he and the bull owners are monsters!" "All right then." "Hello?" "Mate, hi!" "It's Ante." "What do you mean, which Ante?" "Ante, the son of Ante..." "Yes." "Listen, I need a little favor..." "I need you to find out a girl's address..." "Yeah, right..." "I wanna surprise her..." "Hi, Sonja!" " Hi." "I'll sign this thing for you." "But with all the blow dried poodles and dressed-up neurotic cats..." "An occasional fight sure ain't the worst that can happen to an animal." "Just sign the petition, OK?" " Sure." "Oh my, is that Sonja over there?" "Hi girls!" " Hi!" "We've come to sign, to join the campaign." "Where should I sign?" "Hold her..." "Bijou, my sweetie, hold her." "Not me, Davor!" "You haven't collected many signatures, have you?" "You will, don't worry." "Davor, I definitely need to have this ring resized." "Here." "Is that it?" " We also need your ID number." "Why do I have to carry these stupid numbers around..." "By the way, I've told Davor that he should give more space to animal rights in his shows." "But you know how it is." "Here's my ID number." "There, girls." "Engagement ring, and its slipping off." "I'll leave you my card." "Call if there's anything you need, I'm always for animal rights." "Deal?" " Bye!" "I'll call you, OK?" "Can you take over the stand?" "What was it?" " Nothing." "Hey, kitty..." "Hello." "Hello." "I'm here to see Miss or Mrs. Sterle." "Neither is here." " I see..." "But I have some materials on bull fights so I..." "Oh, you came to see Sonja!" "Please, come in." "Thank you." "Have a seat." "Do you know when she'll be here?" " Nobody can tell." "She pops by once a week at the most." "How about a drink?" " I'm fine, thank you." "Just a drop..." " No thanks, I'm driving." "A drop won't kill you." " No, thank you." "I'll have one all the same, but please don't tell Sonja." "I won't." "Do you happen to have her address?" "I'm not sure." "Wait!" "I have a receipt here for her electric bill that I paid last month." "She lives at Kristijan's place." "He's a painter." "Is he her boyfriend?" " No." "I don't understand these modern girls." "No steady relationships, no steady jobs." " Right." "But I've got some materials and would like to shove them..." "I mean, put them, into her letter box." "Look." "She doesn't like it when I show this picture to people." "But I just love it." "Look at her devouring the salami!" "Who could tell that this little girl would be counting all the corpses I've eaten..." "Is she a vegetarian?" " Sure." "She's made me a whole list." "76 lambs, 20 pigs..." "Ehrlichova Street!" " What?" "The address." "5 Ehrlichova Street." "Yes?" " Good afternoon, Miss Sterle..." "I've called you today about the bulls." "It'll take only 5 minutes." "I don't have five minutes." "Hello?" "What is it now?" " We got cut off..." "I could explain to you how it really is with the bulls." "Buddy, I know damn well how it is with the bulls." "You love them a lot and take great care of them." "Why do you drug them then, sharpen their horns and make them fight?" "You say they are like children to you but you eat them in hamburgers!" "What?" "!" " I can't talk like this, over the intercom." "Really?" "Your yelling from one hill to another is better than intercom?" "From one hill to another?" "Fuck off from my intercom, you redneck!" " Fuck off?" "!" "Yes, you redneck!" " Redneck?" "Who are you calling a redneck?" "I'll show you a redneck." "City baby, you are father's pride" "Can't tell bullfight from a horseback ride" "Here I am to take you home with me" "That's a promise that I got to keep" "Sterle Sonja protecting the beast" "On my bull, babe, set your eyes to feast" "Sonja, darling?" "Sonja darling, you are a mouthful" "Come and see my raven raging bull" "Shut up, kid, you're no good!" "Listen here now..." "Sonja darling, you are a mouthful" "Come and see my raven raging bull" "Neighbor, when you sing, it's a totally different story." "Better." "Much better." "Excellent!" "Shall we do it together?" " OK!" "Sonja darling you are a mouthful" "Come and see my raven raging bull" "Hey!" "All right, come up." "Good afternoon, I'm Ante." " Four minutes and fifty six seconds." "All right." "Today, on TV, you talked about bull fights." "My father organizes them and he sent me to bring you down there so you can see for yourself how those bulls really live." "And can you please hurry because I have a presentation at six." "You must be crazy!" " Because I have a presentation at six?" "Who gave you my address?" " Your Pa." "Pa!" "Great!" "Hi "Pa"!" "Are you out of your mind?" "!" "You gave my address to a total stranger!" "The one with the bulls." "Nice, you say?" "Dad!" "The bigger jerk a guy is, the nicer you find him." "If something happens to me, it'll be your fault." "What do you think will happen to you?" "Hello, sir!" "Don't worry, everything's just fine with your daughter." "My daughter is not even a thought in the universe." "Who are you, sir?" "I'm Ante, Sonja's new friend." "I'm taking her for a trip to a nice place called Kelami." "Hello?" " Kelami, is that in France?" "And who's the guy, you never mentioned him?" "What's the name of the neighboring village?" " Pandže." "Pandže, does that sound French to you?" "What did you want?" " I thought you were around." "I'm trying on two pairs of shoes and can't decide which one to take." "One of them is..." " Franka, buy them both, you have only 50 pairs." "Many thanks, really!" "Do you have these in 37?" "Five minutes are up." "Have you ever seen a bull fight?" "How you seen how the owners take care of them and feed them?" "Have you ever seen a bull except on TV?" "Have you at least seen a cow?" "No, no and no." "And yes." " See?" "And a hen, have you seen a hen?" "You know, the thing that lays eggs?" "OK, some animals you've seen, some you haven't." "But you just had to talk about those you haven't seen." "You'd better leave the bulls alone, darling, and talk about hens." "First of all, I'm not your darling!" "Second, get your ass out of here, I'm not in a good mood." "Come now." "Don't be mad." "Here, I'll drive you there and back." " No way!" "You'll be back tonight." "At ten, eleven o'clock at the latest." "You really are some piece of work!" " You want me to sing some more?" "I can rattle on about both animals and people till dawn." "Sure you can." "And I can call the police." "Get lost!" "Call them!" "But half of them will sing with me when they come." "Sterle Sonja, Sonja Sterle" "A men has bet his own two balls, that three meters is the nearest you'll come to the bull." "Come on, are you an animal lover or not?" "This is what we'll do." "If you get near the bull at less than three meters, the man will chop his balls off." "And you'll be delighted to see it." "If you don't, you'll have to issue a denial." "Come with me to see who the bull loves more:" "us who are abusing it, or you who are so concerned about him." "What is it?" "Are you chickenshit?" "It's easy to handle bulls from your little room." "Why don't you look him in the eye if you dare?" "I'll be down in five minutes." "What is it, neighbor?" "Need something?" "You've got yourself a nice singer." "What's up, neighbor?" "What is it?" "You can't decide?" "As far as I'm concerned you can play them all at once." " OK." "Just don't complain that you had no choice." "It's been a unique fight." "Mrkan has really shown some spirit." "Good for him." "And now, dear spectators, dear friends, enjoy the music until the finals." "Pa, Mrkan has won!" "Mato Mlikota's Mrkan ate the other bull for breakfast!" "Easy, Pa, you'll get a heart attack!" "To hell with haste!" " He's fierce, that's for sure." "Ripped the other one's belly with a horn..." "But our Garonja will show him, won't he, Pa?" "Sure he'll show him, my boy!" "You bet he will!" "Pull over please." "I need to go to the toilet." "No wonder with all the biscuits you've eaten." "I've only smelled them, but the way they stink..." " I need to pee." "Good afternoon!" "Toilet?" "Thanks." "That was fast." " Sure, 'cause I didn't do it." "What?" " Squat." " What?" " I can't do it on a squat toilet." "So you sit down every time?" "No I don't, I just squat." " Isn't that the same then?" "Just stop worrying about my peeing style and let's move!" "All right." "Perhaps we should grab a bite." " That's just great!" "Hurry up!" " Shut your face!" "Hey, boss." "Here you are." "How are you?" " Poor as ever." "Listen, I have this new policy..." "Don't!" "You've already sold me insurance policies for everything dead and alive." "My Pa and my Grandma and the burial spot." "All except my toilet bowl." "Right, keep teasing." "You think you don't need it, but with all the crazies in this world, you never know..." "Who's that girl with you?" "She's just..." "She works with animals." "So young and so enterprising." "What does she breed?" "Fish, but she also writes reviews on restaurants." "Maybe she could try my homebred trout." "You could serve it to her." " Twice." "Please stay for lunch, I've excellent homebred trout." "Not the Canadian kind, but Croatian." "Is that so?" "And how about some codfish sperm or boiled chicken embryo?" "Surely you have white kidneys then?" "Well, not exactly, but I could get them..." "Over there?" "Good, great." "We'll take it to go then, eh?" "Why are you so grumpy all the time?" "Come, give me a smile." "At least I can see that you have all your teeth." "I think it's all from living in the city." "When we lived in Vienna, my old man was always angry." "But here he's calm and peaceful, right?" "Organizing bull fights for no reason." "Come on!" "It's not your fault." "That damned Garonja..." "May he never smell an udder again." "Hey!" "Markan!" " Hey!" "See, that creature over there is a bull!" "The one on four legs." "Has he lost again?" " That darned Garonja kicked him out in semifinals!" "The devil!" "Garonja, that's your bull." "Is that the activist girl?" " Yeah, that's her!" "Wave at the guy." "You're a pretty thing, sweetie!" "But don't lift your skirts too high, something might fly under!" "Get it out!" "Stop the car!" "Have you lost your mind?" " Throw it out!" " What?" "Throw the snake out?" "What if it gets hurt?" "If the poor thing gets a concussion will you dress its wounds?" "Put it gently on the ground then." " Sure, and have it bite me." "Shall I throw it then or have it bite me?" " Throw it!" "What an animal rights activist you are, throwing a snake..." "Snakes fall off the trees all the time, it won't get hurt." "Why are you running away?" "Why hide?" "How do you plan to stand before Garonja if you're scared shitless of this little snake?" "Hey, it's all right." "It's not poisonous." "Go, Mrkan!" "Mate will bring you a nice little cow to mount tonight." "Go on, sharpen them horns now." "Never had a bull like this before." "Stipe, scratch the bull on the balls." "And scratch your Pa, too, while he still has them!" "I could scratch your wife." "Come on, come closer if you're a man." "Hey, brothers!" "That's not the way to behave." "Let the horned ones fight each other." "He insulted me!" " And who started it?" "He's tied his bull there just to provoke me." "Maybe you're afraid of my bull." " Who's afraid?" "We wouldn't be afraid of a hundred more." "That's right, gramps." "You tell him." "If you're not afraid, why didn't Stipe come see the fight?" "I don't give a shit about your bull or what you mince in your burgers." "I mince what I buy, and it's all mine." "Let's get in the shade and see what to do about the finals." "There's nothing to see." "Ante, bring her to Lutvija Meadow, we'll do it there..." "Is that her?" " That's her." "Look how tiny she is, Garonja will kick her ass." "Good afternoon, Miss." " Afternoon." "I'm Ante, Ante's father." "Sonja." " Nice to meet you." "And these men here, they are my friends." "Bull lovers." "Bitterly insulted by you." "And this man has bet his balls that you won't dare get nearer than three meters to the bull." " I certainly have." "So what shall we do now?" "I think it would be wisest for you not to go near that bull, in case something bad happens." "You'd better spend a day with us and you'll see you were wrong." "Why should I make a fool of myself?" "I said what I think about bull fights and that will not change, even if you bottle-feed them and lull them to sleep." "Why the hell did you come here then?" " Hold on." "We'll have a bite and a drink." "Would you like some ham?" " No, thanks." "Here, try it." "It's mine." " Wonderful." " It smells nice..." "She doesn't eat meat." "She's a vegetarian." "I'll be damned!" "You don't eat meat?" "I've heard that vegetarian shit smells far worse than ours." "Should I fart for you to see if it's true?" "The girl is good, I have to give her that." "Stipe!" "I'll bet on her!" " Hold on..." "If you don't come closer than three meters to the bull, you'll have to issue a denial." "If you do, then Stipe's balls get chopped off!" "What good is it to me if Stipe's balls get..." "I won't wear them as earrings." "They'd look nice on you when they're dry." "Cut the crap." "Will that girl stand in front of the bull or not?" "I'm ready." "Will you issue a denial if you don't go near enough?" "No." " Why did you come all the way from Zagreb then?" "To show you that I'm not afraid of the bull." "We don't give a fuck if you're afraid or not." "If you don't want to issue a denial, you can go home." "That's right." "All right." "Who's to guarantee that Stipe will chop off his balls?" " I am." "If he doesn't chop them off, I'll bite them off myself." "Stipe, have you heard that?" "All right then." "Let's do it!" "Folks, this is not a smart idea." "Garonja will wipe her off, there will be hell to pay." "Forget it!" "Let's see it!" "Listen, you can still change your mind." "If he heads towards you, flee for the woods." "Should he let the bull loose or you're giving up?" "Let the bull loose!" "Stipe, let him loose!" "He's getting nervous." "She must have an evil eye." "Sonja!" "Get him!" "Careful!" " Tie him!" "Easy, Garonja!" "Damn it." "You're really crazy." "Are you OK?" "There go your balls, Stipe." " Don't you worry about my balls!" "She was this close." " Brave, but not close enough." "Everybody shut up." "I think she was close to three meters." "It will be as she says." "If she could stand in front of the bull like that, she will not lie." "Speak, child." "I don't know." "Come on!" "She was closer than three meters!" " Shut up!" "If she says she doesn't know, she doesn't know." "The child is honest." "This is what we'll do." "Stipe, you've kept your balls, as you never really meant to chop them off anyway." "But you will not fool the child, she's won the bet." "So tell me now." "Whatever you want, you'll get it." "I'll grant your wish." "By the sweet Jesus!" "Stop the bull fights." "Now." "You're crazy, to stop the fights just before the grand final?" "Stipe, take the bull back to Herzegovina." "Pa, how can we go back when we have the victory in our hands?" "You bet and you lost." " In that case, the victory is ours." "They surrendered!" "If I were a young man, I'd take you with me right now." "Take that girl away now." " I have a presentation at six." "Take her away!" " Give me some brandy!" "There, take this with you." "Damn." "The alcohologists won't wait." "I mean, the archeologists." "My mum nicknamed them alcohologists 'cause they always polish off all our food and drink." ""The only thing they excavate, my boy, are the vinegar flies from the bottom of our barrel."" "Half of the tenderloin, four sausages and three liters of wine!" "Where are they?" " What do you think?" "Gone digging." "Wish they'd bury themselves." "If it wasn't for Anka to help me out with the curtains..." "Please stop with the presentations in my house." "Take your alcohologist to the pub." "And who are you?" "This is Sonja." " Oh, the one who protects animals." "She came at three meters." " And your father?" "Here are the keys to Pa's car." "I'll take her back to Zagreb." "Wait, she must grab a bite." "We've delicious prosciutto..." "It's great." "The best in the village." "Or some baked meat?" " There's some tenderloin, too!" "Or some goat cheese." "Mother, she's a vegetarian." "I've seen such people when we ran a restaurant in Vienna." "Terribly picky, won't eat anything." "They'll have potatoes and eggplant." "Then they say how delicious everything was." "Of course it was, I fried it in lard!" "You won't fool Sonja." "She was crazy about salami as a little girl." "I don't have any of that." " See you, mother..." " Bye!" "You'd better go back to eating meat!" "Pull over!" "Look at that!" "Ante!" "Why the hell have you brought her here?" " Hold on..." "I've almost lost my balls because of her and then you bring her here to see what I'm doing, did you?" "Look at her, she is recording!" "You want all to see me smuggling the bull across the border?" "I know why you're doing this." "Just because I didn't buy the insurance for the bull from you?" "Look at her!" "She's really filming!" "Turn that thing off!" "Turn it off, please." "It's a beautiful bull you have." "Is she fucking with me?" "Are you fucking with me?" "Hold on, listen..." "This is what we'll do." "I'll give you forty percent discount on the insurance..." "That's not enough." " What?" "I want sixty percent." " Sixty?" "Are you insane?" "Fifty." "And that's my final offer!" "Agreed!" "No way!" "I'll prepare the papers and you'll sign next time I come." "Stipe!" "Stipe, get Garonja in the truck." "Does he remember people?" "Who, Stipe?" "Garonja." "If I returned, would he remember me?" "Who would ever forget you?" "He's smitten with you." "I've seen it in his eyes." "Have you got any other bull, for me to stand in front of?" "Here we are." "Would you like some coffee?" " I don't drink coffee." "Have a safe trip." " Could I use your bathroom?" "That is, if I don't have to squat." "I have some good brandy." " I don't drink." "You don't?" "Do you smoke?" "You don't drink, you don't smoke." " But I eat meat." "Cheaper electricity rate." "Hey, Ninja!" "How do they get along?" " Who?" " The fish and the cat." "Just great, they ignore each other." "Have a seat!" "What're you having?" " Juice, as long it's not green." "Red then?" " OK." "Is this your apartment?" " Kiki's." "You live with that guy?" " No, Kris is a friend." "Right." "Your dad told me." "Kiki painted all these." "What's on this one?" "That would be Kristijan's self-portrait." "Nice looking fellow." "That's Kiki painting himself painting." "That thing in the middle is his kundalini." "Kunda... what?" "Kundalini, see how he frees a kundalini snake in the middle." "And when it's free, he can go on for real long." "At least that's what he says." "Do his paintings sell?" " They do." "But Kiki mixes paint with his sperm." " Come on!" "I can't believe it!" "You've actually got a bull on that belt." "Can I have it?" "You can't, it's my Pa's." "He'd kill me." "Come on, I stood before the bull today." "You got me scared today." "For my sake?" " Nope, for the bull's." "You got scared for my sake." "I should go." "Is there any room without these paintings?" "The bathroom." "Hold on, you've got to put..." "I know where to put it..." "Not that." "Hold on!" "I haven't got it on me." "I didn't expect it will come to this." "Come on, I'll be careful." " No!" "It's out of the question." "What am I to do?" "Is there a place I can buy it?" "At the terminal." "Should I go get it?" " Go." "Let me untie you." " Leave it." "Just hurry up." "Screw them nuts..." " Just go!" "We're closing!" " I just..." " We're closing!" "I'll just take this and I'm off..." " Sir, we're closing!" "Come on, I'll leave the change." "What's the matter?" "Hands up." " Oh, fuck." "Up!" "Give me the money!" "Now!" " I can't." "The owner will kill me." "I'll kill you." "Hand me the dough!" " I can't." "The owner..." "Have you lost your mind?" "I'll kill you, save your boss the trouble!" "Give me the money!" " Give it to him." "My boss..." "To hell with your boss!" "Why did I have to run into a cow like you?" "Can I get this call?" " Yeah, right!" "And you..." "Stand still, you moronic brat!" "Call the police!" "Hands down." "Call the police, woman!" "It's all right." "I don't know the number... - 92." " That's the old number!" "I don't wanna go under the knife" "Nothing on me is fake" "How about this?" "I don't wanna go under the knife" "Drop the knife!" " Listen..." " Get down on the floor!" "Thank you for coming, sir!" "He came in and started threatening, nearly killed us." "I don't believe this!" "You lying piece of shit, I'll get you!" "This is the evidence..." " Hey you..." "Listen..." "Tell them what happened, nice and slow." "Stop crying!" "Calm down Miss, tell us what happened." "This one, he came in, not this one, that one, and then they... did something with chewing gums." "It's not my fault!" "What the hell is this?" "What have you done?" "Now we've got to unblock the register." "And this?" "No price tag on it?" "Your husband will tell me how expensive it was!" "You're raving mad!" "I'll sack you!" "He wanted me to hand him the cash, but I refused, I was afraid of you." "I'm always afraid of you, 'cause everything I do is wrong!" "All I sort on the shelves is wrong!" "He wanted to rob the store, and this one stopped him." "This one?" " Not him, I stopped him." "Move on!" " You've got it all wrong!" "Good morning." "Get lost!" "You won't believe what happened last night." "Sonja, open up, please." "Yuck!" "I can't clean it now." "Fuck." "Nice swig." "Careful there." "Is Sonja at home?" " She is, she's asleep." "And you are?" " Ante, and you?" " Roman." "And Siniša." "She threw up on me, I'm waiting for my pants to dry." "She did that to Davor too." " It's becoming a habit with her." "What are you up to?" " We're sending these photos to everyone." "Campaign against bullfighting." " Since no one gives a shit." "No wonder they don't, when you send such horrid pictures." "It's harassment." " ARAss." " What?" " ARAss." "Animal Rights Association." "That's us." "You'd better send out photos of hot chicks." "Nika Pofuk's." "For the ban on bullfighting." "Why not?" " She's her ex's chick." " Fiancée." "Boys, should I ring her up?" " Sure." "What will Sonja say?" " He'll never get through anyway." "Does she care more about the animals or that dude?" "What if he does get her on the phone?" " It won't be us." "Everything is settled, just call her." "Sonja will flip." " Yes, Sonja will flip." "See you." "Tell me how I can get you to cross the border?" "How?" "Lost your tongue?" "God, you're stubborn!" "I can't believe it!" "Let's go!" "Why do they want to ban this sport?" "What good is a country without a wealthy peasant?" "And we wealthy peasants want to have it." "But how will they hear if they don't know how to listen?" "That's what you should tell them!" "Ante, come to meet these people." "Have you met my son?" "Karaman." " Master Dominik..." "Petar will represent us and our bulls in the Parliament." "And Master Dominik was invited by the..." "He's from the reservation." " From the Preservation Foundation." "He knows all about our tradition." " Excuse me." "Have work to do." "Young people..." " So, Dominik, what should I say in the Parliament for the bulls to keep fighting?" "Here's what you'll say." "According to Fortis, ever since the 1800s, 1878 to be more exact, this land has staged bull fights." "Truth be told, he also wrote about catching hairy fish." " Fish?" "And that women carry infants on their backs and breastfeed them over the shoulder." "Here's some more prosciutto." " Did you hear that?" "Leave breasts alone, go back to the bulls!" "You want everyone to see me smuggling the bull across the border?" "I know why you're doing this." "Just because I didn't buy the insurance for the bull from you?" "He's really beautiful." "Turn that thing off!" "He's not bad." "So that's the guy whose belt you stripped of." "You'll turn out just fine, after all." "When's he coming back for...?" "He must be missing it." "The belt, I mean." "I wish I found a guy to show me his bull." "On the belt, and below..." "A signature, please?" "You too?" "It's great you've joined our fight against bullfighting." "Here you go." " Thanks for your support!" "Yes?" " Hi, it's Ante." "Ante the bull." "I'm in Zagreb, so I thought I'd give you a call." "Collecting signatures." "Will you come over to sign?" "I might as well." "I'm at the Congress Hall" "I've been nominated for Golden Policy Awards." "I'm sure you have." "I'm coming over." "Over where?" "Where are you going?" " I've some stuff to do." "Nika is here anyway." "She's collected a bunch of signatures." "Indeed I have!" " You bet." "See you for that tofu!" "The nominees are:" "Marko Prpiæ from Sky Insurances." "Ante Kevo, independent agent." "Željka Begiæ, Life Insurances." "And this year's winner is Mr. Ante Kevo!" "Thank you." "Dear colleagues, thank you." "Thank you for your confidence and acknowledgement." "In these insecure times we can personally vouch for what's most important to our clients, and most fragile - their safety." "Bravo, Ante, you rule!" "Is he the one who has sold most policies?" "What am I saying;" "he policed them!" "Thank you for coming." " Is that the girl who made you...?" "We'll keep in touch." " It was a pleasure." "Goodbye!" "Congratulations." " What the hell came over you?" "Getting even for Nika Pofuk." " Oh, that's what's bothering you." "Why did you have to push Nika Pofuk on me?" "'Cause she's pretty and she's not always grumpy like you!" "What are you doing?" " Come on!" "I have stuff to do!" " Just get in!" "And now some news from the world." "From ashes to a diamond..." "Now to the left." " You could've told me sooner." "Though most people have not yet accepted the idea of being cremated, a much more radical transformation of their remains is already on offer, being turned into diamonds." "A young woman from Vienna had her grandmother cremated, and the ashes transformed into a diamond she now wears on her ring." "The company producing diamonds is expecting a great interest in the new post-mortem service." "The price of transformation into a diamond is 9,200 Euros, and the genuineness of the stone is warranted by the European Laboratory." "The young woman said she wanted to have her grandma close always." ""Dear grandma, don't you worry." "We're all fine." "Just rest in peace!"" "The poster with Nika Pofuk turned out great." " I told you so." "Siniša, tofu." " Coming!" "The poster with Nika Pofuk turned out great." "Bye!" "Another one?" " That one there." "Does he bathe with that thing or he doesn't bathe at all?" "They have a shower stall too." "And what do they grow there?" " Soy sprouts." "On which saint's day do you do your dishes?" "You're not doing my dishes!" "You won't get me with that trick, or any other." "You can be pussy whipped, but not with me!" "You're wearing a bull on your pants." " What?" "You're wearing my bull on your trousers." " So what?" "Sonja..." "When you stood in front of Garonja, I..." "You're amazing, and I..." "And how is Garonja?" "Garonja has changed the owner." "Stipe sold it to Mate Mlikota." "Now he's fighting for him." "Why did he sell him?" "Garonja wouldn't cross the border." "Garonja will not fight!" "No bulls will fight any longer as they will finally pass the bill." "Nika Pofuk:" "The ring fits me perfectly!" "Why do you make those bulls fight?" " Because of the bets." "Because of the bets?" "Sure." "Garonja is the one to bet on!" "So you bet on him too?" " I'm not betting on footballers, they're unreliable." "Garonja is a safe bet." "But those bulls don't want to fight!" " Come on!" "It's in their blood to fight." " It's in your blood to be idiots!" "And those who keep their cats in flats, and fishes in tiny tanks?" "At least I don't make my cat and my fish fight!" "You've had your cat's balls cut off." "No one has done it to their bull." "The cat is better off like that." " Really?" "Did you ask him?" "You're clueless." " I'm clueless?" "Yes." "Bulls are not your problem." "Your problem is that guy." "How would you know what my problem is?" "But I do know." "You want to take care of the bulls." "But you'd better take care of your life first." "Look at yourself, living in a flat with sperm on the walls." "When was the last time you had a good fuck?" "Fuck off." " Fuck off?" " Get the fuck out of my flat." "Say NO!" "Good evening everybody!" "We'd like to thank everyone who has contributed to our campaign and especially MP Ms. Toniniæ." "Cruelty towards animals is omnipresent." "So I think we shouldn't keep silent but act." "In order to stop harming other living beings." "Every word we put in for animals counts and I would like to ask our guests to say a few words." "Good evening!" "I would like to call your attention to new policies and new ways to achieve real change." "I support every civil initiative to sensitize the public and I'm glad to have Miss Nika Pofuk with us tonight." "This campaign suits you well." "You look amazing." "We have information that these poor animals are doped." "Some go as far as to give them cocaine." "Excuse me, that information has not been verified." "That doesn't mean it's not true." "But it's not only about putting stop to bullfighting." "What about the terrible exploitation of animals in porn industry?" "Do they ask these poor animals for consent?" "They don't." "Your fiancée has really done her homework for tonight." "I'm myself considering the idea of turning to vegetarians and I'm appealing to everybody present to do likewise." "If for no other reason, then because vegetarians have better sex." "Great campaign, I'm sure it'll raise awareness for your cause." " Hope so." "Hi, I'm Ante." " Ante!" "Nice to meet you." "Is he...?" " He's the guy who called you." "You really look amazing." "I mean it." "It's a tough battle." "Remember how my amendment to ban dog races on all surfaces was rejected?" "And some night clubs even stage fish fighting!" "That's not funny at all." "Two Siamese fish males fight to death." "Bulls have been taken care of." "I need some nicotine urgently." "I'll light it for you." " What a gentleman!" "Bye!" " Bye!" "What should I do for you to stop being angry at me?" "You can drop me home." "Really?" "One drink?" "Hi!" "If you fuck Nika Pofuk, I don't want to see you ever again." "Shall we get inside?" "What's wrong?" " Everything's fine." "Where's Sonja?" " Davor dropped her home." "What?" " Davor dropped her." "I'll get it!" "Just come on in!" "I called you." "You didn't answer." "Where were you?" "Shall we go?" "Want some?" " How dare you ask me where I was?" "You were tired, why aren't you sleeping?" "Don't you try to calm me down." "Calm down." " Why didn't you tell me you were going to drop her off?" "It's just five minutes." "She's a friend." "That's how they're called now?" "Davor, you don't have any friends!" "Maybe I do!" " Your friends are my friends." "And who's this jerk here?" " No need to insult me." "You stay out of this." "Redneck!" " What?" " Sorry!" "At least he's not a spineless cunt like you." " What?" " I agree." "Since when have you become such a great supporter of hers?" "Or her friends." "Or bulls, for fuck's sake!" "You supported me supporting bulls!" "That's really thoughtful of you." "As if you cared about the bulls!" "I do!" "And I care about you, moron." "And about the bulls and tapirs too!" "What bloody tapirs?" " Don't act stupid!" "What are you on about?" " I know you watched porn with tapirs." "No." " I found the fucking porno on your fucking computer!" "I know your fucking password!" " It's all a misunderstanding." "Have you ever watched sex with tapirs?" "I don't even know what they are." " Looks like a black piglet with..." "With a trunk?" " Let's make it clear." "Is that all?" "Is that all I need to know?" "Out with the truth, we have witnesses." "Please, there's nothing else." "I mean..." "I could've watched a horse for that matter." "That's it!" " Please cover your..." "Brush!" "Free that energy, sort it all out, exorcize the demons!" " Cut the crap!" "I'm off." "Bye." "That's Kris." " I got it." "Therefore I propose an amendment to animal fighting ban which exempts bullfighting." " Rebuttal, please." "Rebuttal granted, esteemed representative Toniniæ." "Mr. Karaman, now I'm wondering what's next." "Maybe shepherds' games, with sheep?" "Ms. Toniniæ, you may come to those shepherds' games and we'll play with you." "We'll like that even better." "That's really too much!" " No insults, please." "The same esteemed representative, Ms. Toniniæ, a big advocate of animal rights stated the following to the press..." "She said, quote:" ""I prefer Labeton shoes made of genuine snakeskin."" "Esteemed representatives, a bull has never been skinned in fight, but this snake has!" "This is really too much." " Order!" "Mr. representative, this is a striking example of the violation of our Standing Rules!" "It's a violation of the snake, not of the Rules!" "Hello." "OK." "No." "Hold on, I'll turn it on immediately." "Hi, Pa..." "What amendment?" "The motion for the amendment is up for a vote." "We'll vote now." "Please turn on your voting machine." "It's on when the lamp goes red." "I'm pressing the button, but nothing's happening." "I can't believe this." "You're on when the lamp goes red." "How many times do I have to repeat it?" "We're voting!" "The vote is seventy six in favor, three opposed and no abstentions." "Answer the phone." "Hi, Pa." "What party?" "All right, I'll call you when I'm near." "Want some coffee?" " No." "Come on, it's not the end of the world." " Leave me alone." "And you could just let people think different than you." "Is that right?" " It is!" "You should try to see the world in a different light." " Really?" "I'm dying to see the world of an insurance agent." "What kind of a world he'd like to live in." "A world full of semiliterate people who don't read the small print." "Where there are far more unsettled insurances than the settled ones, so he can spend the money he's earned on the bets on bull fights." "You know what..." " What?" "What?" "Hurry up with your bets!" "Put your money on your favorite bull." "Here, a thousand on Garonja." "Put it down:" "Božo, a thousand on Garonja." "Five hundred on my Cvitan." "How about you, won't you bet?" "Whatever you bet, I'll double it." "Mate, let's see you!" " Three thousand on Garonja." "All right." "Six thousand from me." " Stipe, give me that money." "Why do I let myself be talked into everything?" "You always grumble yet you always help." "Why didn't you guardians of the whole world and universe go down there on your bikes?" "Instead of asking me to drive you?" " Well..." "It's an honor to welcome our esteemed MP, Petar Karaman and Master of Ethnology, Dominik Šale." "Them we have to thank for the preservation of our tradition." "Mr. Karaman, would you say a few words?" "I've always been and will be the first to keep our tradition." "I hope you've chosen your candidates, I mean your favorites." "I can't wait to see them fight!" "Say NO to animal fights!" "Our program has been briefly interrupted, but it's a good opportunity to enjoy the musical program." "Here comes the first band, Pa and Brothers." "Send someone right away to Ante's." "Hurry!" "What is it?" " Calm down." "Is this your heel?" " Yes, thanks." "Enough!" "Hey, he did mine more than yours, don't bullshit me." "You married?" " Why do you care?" "Means you aren't..." "Come on!" "Go, Garo!" "Go!" "Give it to him!" "Horn him!" "Go Garo!" "Go Garo, stab him!" "Garonja has lost the fight." "See, he's fed up with fighting, too." "Mate Mlikota slaughters the bull that loses." " How do you mean?" "How do you think I mean?" "With a knife!" "Garonja has fucked us." "But it looks he's doomed." "If we go now, we may get there in time." " Let's go!" "Where do you think you're going?" "Show me your documents." "Everything's fine, man." "There's been a little misunderstanding." "No can do, Ante." "I have to book them." "IDs!" "We don't have them." " Give him your IDs." "You'd better take that head off before I take it off for you." "I'll be damned." "They are as alike as two eggs." "I guess you need just one ID." "You don't need two." "Then wonder why people tell jokes about stupid policemen." "Listen, man." "Is there any chance you could make it faster, we're in a bit of a rush, so if we could get going..." "Sure." "And you could've tamed this shrew a little." "How about an inspection?" " Shut up and get in the car." "Bye!" "Say hello to your Pa." "Sonja!" "Franka, hurry up!" "Oh my, from bad to worse!" "What's going on?" " Stipe is chasing after Mate in the slaughterhouse." "I'll tear your larynx out with my own two hands." "Who do you think you'll slay, you bloody motherfucker!" "Help!" "Stipe, don't!" "Let him go!" "He's not worth it, Stipe." " I'm telling you, let me go!" "Take it easy." "Calm down." "I care about Garonja too." "I've fallen in love because of him!" "O!" "Ante is in love!" "Why don't you kiss her then?" "With her?" "It's all her fault!" "Can't you see she has an evil eye!" "Mate, stop babbling." "What evil eye?" "It's true, look at the peepers on her." "His father married an evil-eyed woman, too..." "Poor Ante, he has even given her your belt!" "He's lost one fight and you want to slay him right away!" "Stop!" "Calm down!" "Sure I do." "Once he's in the slaughterhouse, the bull can't leave it alive." "That's the regulation." " Many things here are not in line with regulations." "Boots in the slaughterhouse should be knee-high, not mid-calf." "Listen, I have two cousins." "One is a bit younger, the other older, but they're both unmarried." "Get away from that bull, you motherfucker!" "Get out!" "I begged him to sell him to me." "I offered him double the price, but he wouldn't sell him." "He's doubled the price!" " Let the man have his bull back!" "Hey!" "He can buy him in burgers." "You'll give him back to me!" " To do what with him?" "He'll croak and you'll bury him." "Bring flowers to his grave." "Mate, why do you care what he'll do with Garonja, he can have him turned into a ring if he wants!" "What's he talking about?" "What ring?" "Like that woman in Vienna..." " What woman?" "Who cares." "Sell the bull back to him!" "What?" "C'mon, take it away." "Take the loser away." "But you'll pay double for him!" "And you'll vouch for him!" " I will." "Ante, will you marry her?" "'Cause if you won't, I will." "Poor Ante, seems like your boy will marry this girl." "No way that a man like him would marry one who doesn't eat meat." "Anything is possible." "If he's taken after his father, I bet he won't do it." "Think so?" "Are we finished for today or what?" " We are, let's go." "OK, and If anyone mentions anything..." " Let's go!"