"'Dare the deal'" "'If you are angry with him...' '...why show it on household activities?" "'" "'Give me the file, dad I'm late for my interview'" "'I know your pathetic efforts at being interviewed'" "'Listen to me'" "'Stop being obsessed with media'" "'Get a proper job'" "'Dad, I've graduated in visual communications'" "'Media is my line'" "'Isn't your classmate Prakash working in a call center?" "'" "'Yes and he dates a girl a day'" "'You want my son to gallivant with girls the same way?" "'" "'Ma, whatever you say he won't understand'" "'Get me the file'" "'I am late for the interview'" "'Why are you torturing him like this?" "'" "'Leave him to do his own thing'" "'Your father wanted you to become a doctor'" "'Did you fulfill his wish?" "'" "'Shut up, I might end up cussing you'" "'Your son is old enough to get married'" "'If he is jobless, who will get his daughter married to him?" "'" "'Why should we hunt for a bride?" "'" "'He can marry my brother's daughter'" "'Bad enough I married you and ruined my life'" "'Should we add one more from your blessed family?" "'" "'Don't try to malign my family unnecessarily'" "'If a monkey face like you can find a beautiful wife like me...' '...my son is like a prince'" "'Won't he find a beautiful bride?" "'" "'Dad, consider this my last interview'" "'Just wait and see, I will get a job in some TV channel'" "'I'll become rich and famous'" "'Then you'll proclaim I'm your son to the whole world with pride'" "'Karthi, either you should listen to others'" "'Or you should have brains of your own'" "'You have neither'" "'Rot in hell any which way'" "'Why do you get angry without any reason?" "'" "'He is your son'" "'He will naturally be as stubborn as you'" "'How can you call me stubborn?" "'" "'If I was stubborn...' '...why would I have married you?" "'" "'I would have married the girl I fell in love with!" "'" "Anna?" "Where is Top TV here?" "I am myself pissed without a single sale from the morning" "Akka?" "There's a boy here" "Did you take any clothes to iron?" "No, I didn't" "I'm joining in a job in Top TV" "I want to know the correct address" "You better be on your way" "Or I'll press this iron on your face!" "Sir, do you know the way to Top TV?" "Don't glare at me, sir" "I know it's a dumbass channel" "Total waste of time" "Of no use to anyone" "I won't watch, you don't either This is what you wanted to say" "I know that too, sir But I need this job" "If you know tell me" "But don't get mad at me for this, sir" "Go straight 1st right 2nd left" "3rd building" "Hello sir!" "Is no one here?" "Whom do you want to meet?" "Good morning, madam" "Isn't this Top TV?" "Why doubt that?" "I've also been to many interviews" "They promote their programs" "I can't see your program in any of the TVs here" "Won't your boss be mad about this?" "I am following the orders of my boss" "Why did you come here?" "Parthasarathy Interview" "Go straight Turn right" "Instead of showing your boss's room you're sending me to a go-down" "That is his room" "'Boss's room?" "'" "Don't worry" "I won't feel bad" "I wasn't shocked about this morning's incident" "Though this room is so dusty you're sitting royally like a judge in a reality show" "Like Ms Roly-poly?" "Sit down" "Thank you" "Parthasarathy told me about you" " Is this your file?" " Yes sir" "Parthasarathy himself is a vagabond" "And he is recommending him" "Shall I start the questions?" "1st question" "Who invented television?" "Maybe Newton" "Forget that" "Who invented the camera?" "The one they roll and take pictures?" "What director Balu Mahendra uses" "You don't know even that?" "I don't know, sir" "What the hell do you know?" " Get lost!" " Thank you sir" "Don't stand here Clear out" "What a lousy bunch!" "Is this an office?" "Layered with dust" "Where is the maid?" "'Sir, she hasn't been paid as yet'" "I have to sweep and mop the floor too" "Sir...sir...sir" "Why are you walking away?" "You got the job" "I didn't answer a single question" "If you had answered even 1 question you wouldn't have got the job" "What are you saying?" "If you had answered all the questions cleverly you would have to be paid, right?" "Any way All the best" "Congratulations" "'Your bad time has started'" "Who are you?" "You're barging in" "New staff" "Your boss appointed me yesterday" "Boss doesn't have the final word" "Billa has to approve of you" "Where is Billa?" "'Take the stairs'" "'Here I am Your 'la'" "'Billa'" "'There are so many TV channels and programs in the world'" "Can I meet Bill" "Wait, he is recording a program inside" "'To million aunties sitting near the phone waiting to talk to me' '...clad in their night dresses'" "'Uncles who take these aunties shopping...' '...and stand stranded in the middle of the road'" "'Boys who keep withdrawing from ATMs to spend for their girlfriends...' '...who are now penniless and working as watchman in the same ATM'" "'Warm welcome to each and every one of you'" "'Let us see who our first caller is'" "'This is Top TV Billa speaking'" "'Who is on the line?" "'" "'I am Kaveri speaking from Poonamallee'" "'Tell me, Kaveri'" "'Sir, I just can't believe this'" "'I have been trying for 1 whole year'" "'I got through only now'" "'So many girls and ladies...' '...are trying to get me for many years'" "Sir!" "'I mean to request a song'" "'You are very lucky You got through so soon'" "'My friend wants to talk to you, sir'" "'Is that so?" "Is she pretty?" "'" "'If she's pretty I'll talk to her'" "I heard this channel is junk" "They are so busy" "'What song do you want?" "'" "'I want a song from 'Lingaa' sir'" "Cut for a minute" "Do you have any sense?" "'Bloody frauds!" "'" "'It's all a gimmick'" "'What are you staring for?" "'" "'You're not a new recruit'" "What was the last new song our channel got the rights for?" "I begged and somehow got the film TR sir directed in 1986!" "This is the song" "And you want 'Lingaa'" "As if we can get the rights of Superstar's film" "It will take another 10 years for us to get this song" "I took pity on you and gave a part-time job" "Put that receiver down" "Sorry sir" "Buffalo, snoring away to glory" "You call yourself a director" "Make your goddamn call" "Let us see who our next caller is" "Hello, who is speaking?" "Hello!" "Don't tell me your name" "Our regular caller Kumar From Trichy, am I right?" "How did you guess, sir?" "You are the only jobless good soul in Trichy" "Kumar, tell our viewers" "On this good day at this good time" "What is the good news you want to share?" "Please do not lend money to your friends, sir" "My friend borrowed money from me" "Now he's avoiding my phone calls" "Please advise him, sir" "Let that mongrel get enlightened" "You are right" "Why should I announce that?" "I am sure he would have got the message" "Kumar, I'll play for you and the previous callers Kaveri and Meena ...a song from a film released last week" "A song from a film released today" "Hey!" "Cut now" "Employees, I have to talk to the director in private" "Step out and drink a free cup of tea" "Girls, don't bug your boyfriends on the phone, come back soon" "I would've asked you 10000 times to borrow Rs 1000 from you!" "You're trying to take a dig at me" "Punch you on your nose" "Why do you want loans to be repaid?" "Who is this new chap?" "He has got wind of all our company's secrets" "Not to worry, sir" "He's our new slave" "Still how can we leak our secrets on the 1st day?" "I'll somehow manage" "'He's taller than me'" "You anchor the program so well" "I'm a new recruit" "I need your blessings" "Just because of my hair style you think I'm a Godman who can bless you?" "This is Top TV, man" "Let me explain the secrets of our channel, come along" "Shall I also come?" "Shut up" "You, huh?" "Go away" "Do you know something?" "Students from all colleges are meeting in Marina beach" "They are planning to conduct a marathon" "Go" "Don't bug me early in the morning" "But the important factor is participants are only girls" "Girls?" "Give you 2 tight slaps!" "You think that will make us stick our tongue out and drool" "Of late you are like the Vijay TV anchor DD" "Beating around the bush and being a bore" "Be upfront" "What is it?" "My friends are coming here to look for a place to rent?" "Should I buy beer?" "Beer may not be cool" "Will you kindly adjust?" "Don't bug me" "So many of my friends have come home" "One look at a pretty face and you dish out a love letter" "All of them avoid me thanks to your habit" "I've just joined college" "I've made some real good friends" "They are coming home" "I don't want you here at that time, that's all" "You've got it all wrong" "I ogle at your friends?" "Go, open the door" "Your dumbass friends are at the door" "You'll never reform" " Hi Pooja" " Hi" "Why are you late?" "Traffic" "'He looks even at the fish in the most fishy manner!" "'" "This is my brother, Karthi" "Hi 'anna'" "'Why is he ignoring them and walking away?" "'" "'Has he really reformed?" "'" "'Or are these two too ordinary for him?" "'" "Pooja" "Is this Pooja's house?" ""Girl with speed of lightning"" ""Love in her eyes enlightening"" ""Why does my heart swirl and twirl with just one glance at you, my girl?"" ""You landed here like a Goddess, dear"" ""Who are you, princess?" "Can I have your address?"" ""You made me stand within a ring of fire And you splashed petrol to ignite desire"" ""From your love how will I escape now?"" ""Like thunder you struck me girl, you vanished totally"" ""Like rain drops out of the blue girl, you drenched me anew"" ""A war with your looks you waged My heart like waves rampaged"" ""Like a flame you hit me, girl Killing me in a fiery whirlpool"" ""Girl with speed of lightning"" ""Love in her eyes enlightening"" ""Why does my heart swirl and twirl with just one glance at you, my girl?"" ""You landed here like a Goddess, dear"" ""Who are you, princess?" "Can I have your address?"" ""Even an earthquake can't make me shake"" ""But a mere bouquet is making me go dizzy"" ""An unaffected heart by even a bomb blast"" ""Your sparkling glances splinters me to pieces"" ""With your velvet soft lips you slice me to bits"" ""Like your pet doggy you shepherd me"" ""Girl with speed of lightning"" ""Love in her eyes enlightening"" ""Why does my heart swirl and twirl with just one glance at you, my girl?"" ""Girls I have seen More than a million"" ""But still no one here as perfect as you, dear"" ""Girls who have seen me More than a million surely"" ""But still I haven't met anyone so perfect"" ""Did God intend to kill me with your charm and beauty?"" ""Or did He ask you to live for me, your beau"" ""Girl with speed of lightning"" ""Love in her eyes enlightening"" ""Why does my heart swirl and twirl?"" "Hiii" "What's your little one's name?" "Not yet named" "Divya...sweetie" "'I am a boy!" "'" "Who are you?" "At this time of night, stalking girls?" "Pooja...?" "Tell me" "Why are you hitting him, sir?" "He's ogling at you" "And you're asking us why" "He is my brother, sir" "You're even ogling at your own sister!" "Our culture has now turned topsy-turvy, head constable" "My dear Divya" "Started writing love-poems, huh?" "Don't start this" "I want to" "Till now only plain Janes came home" "She's the only good looker" "I'll write a poem" "You give it to her" "You wrote to Sumathi" "Like poet Bharathi's 'Run around, play, little one'" "I can't help it if she is a 90kg heavy weight champion?" "I'm going out now She'll be your sis-in-law" "I love her with all my life right from my childhood" "If she doesn't say yes you'll see my corpse!" "I'll let go of you now" "You mustn't hurt me" "Ma, your daughter is bullying me" "He always goes around with a glam doll!" "See how tired the doctor looks after doing a show the whole night through" "If he himself is so tired, what about the viewers?" "!" "Good morning" "Superstar Rajini is meeting the Press in Raghavendra mandap tomorrow" "To decide whom he should support in this coming election" "Sir, I've not seen him at all" "Please, I'll go" "Allow me to finish You cannot go there" "Because they won't let us in" "His public relations officer doesn't get along with our channel" "But next to that venue our man Ramana, who predicts the weather ...is waiting with powdered face and without brushing his teeth!" "Somehow keep the mike in front so that our channel logo is seen" "Because I've caught hold of 4 mug advertisements" "Only if we get those commercials can we pay this month's salary" "Keep that in mind" "As if he will pay" "He'll only send us mugs fit to wash our butts" "There's nobody here, chief" "Our mike will be the first" "Forget the mug, we can bathe with a bucket!" "'Since the depression in Bay of Bengal is moving towards Andhra Pradesh...' '...heavy rain is expected in the coastal regions'" "'So fishermen have been warned not to go into the sea for fishing'" "If you can't capture a program on weather forecast sitting in one place how will you aggressively cover riots in our city?" "If you're like this how will this channel's rating increase?" "How will I get more income?" "How can I hike your salary...?" "And how can she find a matching blouse for her sari?" "It pains...pains here" "Paying high interest loans my heart is aching" "Sir, very sorry" "Please forgive me" "I'll make sure it never happens again" "'Why is he alone crying so much?" "'" "'I should also follow suit'" "I got this job after so many insults" "Please sir" "My sister is getting married next month" "'He'll beat yesteryear hero Gemini Ganesan hollow!" "'" "So please don't dismiss me" "Hey boss...brother...stop" "I'm having a royal dig at him" "And you're pleading ever so seriously" "Do you have brains?" "Your heart aches?" "My heart has an attack working for you!" "Look who's talking Let's quit, boss" "Chief, let's hand over formally a resignation letter before we quit" "You think his face is worthy of such etiquettes?" "For someone like him we must write on a bus ticket!" "Even that is too much" "We will say it orally" "We're quitting Get lost!" "Go...go, boss" "Sir, you were too hasty" "No one will work for free other than these 2 brain-boxes!" "Call them back" "He insulted me in front of that new employee" "Salary...salary" "You're right" "We have to borrow" "That's why" "I can't manage this" "Hey...boys" "I won't go back even if he goes on his bended knees" "Hello brother" "Please...please" "I became very emotional and let my tongue run" "Don't take it to heart" "So what if we didn't get the weather forecast" "Either a zonal report or a regional report" "We can somehow manage" "But please don't quit" "No, we can't work here We are leaving!" "Is that so?" "Okay, bro" "All the best You carry on" "Sir, you only suggested this" "Only I should do the build up" "You should just shut up" "Okay, we won't quit" "I'll do my facial and come back" "Come" "'Why do you need a facial when you don't have a face!" "'" "Sir, what happened?" "I requested, begged and somehow managed to convince them to stay" "Art director is waiting for his payment downstairs" "Will you tell him I've left for America with my family?" "Grandma...?" "Who is this boy?" "He's your grandson Karthik" "My grandson?" "Yes" "When did you come?" "Grandson...?" "You look the same grandma" "See how smart my grandson looks" "When you were a kid, with a runny nose and torn shorts you looked ugly" "You're such a handsome hulk now" "Sorry, grandson" "I didn't notice these teenage girls here" "You insult me all the time" "As soon as I stepped in here I've stuffed my feet into my mouth" "I didn't do it intentionally" "Very sorry" "Do you know what I've got you?" "You would've got me a sweet tasting like dried cow dung!" "Not that" "(Liquor consumption is injurious to health)" "Granny" "What's this?" "Your father had bought this without my knowledge" "I brought it up here without his knowledge!" "He didn't even keep it in the fridge, fool!" "But why have you got only 1 glass?" "Only the inexperienced need a glass to drink from" "I drink it straight from the bottle" "Where's my bike key?" "It has an opener" "You want to open this?" "Just watch me" "'I should use my grandma to express my love to Divya'" "I already apologized" "Why are you still crying?" "Grandma, I'm in love with a girl" "Rekha, right?" "Her name isn't Rekha" "But you told me her name is Rekha over the phone" "Her name isn't Rekha" "Oh!" "New chick, huh?" "Drink the beer" "Call her and whisper sweet-nothings" "I don't even have her phone number" " Pooja isn't giving it to me" " So what if you don't have it" "Don't you have twitter, whatsApp or facebook?" "I don't have any of that" "Shouldn't you be advanced?" "Okay, don't cry I'll take care" "Drink your beer" "Girls these days will even sleep without their husbands" "But not without their phones" "I myself can't sleep without the phone under my pillow" "Here...talk" "Super, grandma" "You got the phone" "This isn't Pooja's phone" "You think I'm a dumbass like you" "I copied on to my phone all the numbers listed under Divya" "After all the trouble I took why is your face still sad?" "There are 10 numbers listed as Divya" "You know how old she is I presume" "How does that matter?" "To identify her" "You mean by her voice?" "Give me the phone" "I can get away calling anyone at this time of the night" "I'll call, you try to identify your Divya's voice" "Hello, is Mr Kumar there?" "He hasn't come back from work as yet" "Who is this?" "Find out from Kumar He knows" "So you're the one having an affair with my husband?" "Why are you so desperate?" "If I ever catch hold of you, that's it" "Itch with a b in front!" "Your husband is having a ball only because you're like this" "I'll trample you flat out if I see you face to face" "How could you, grandma...!" "Hello, I'm calling from the Ice bank" "That's ICICI bank" "Whatever it is!" "Do you need any loan?" "Calling at this hour and asking if I need a loan!" "Don't you have brains?" "Do you eat carp or crap?" "Disconnect the phone" "I think her husband isn't with her" "That's why she's frustrated" "If you had spoken she might have hit on you" "Hello, who's this?" "She sounds sleazy!" "Hello" "Divya...she's the one" "You talk to her" "Me?" " Who is this?" " You talk" " Hello" " Hello" "Divya, I'm Karthik here" "I fell in love with you the moment I saw you" "I'm unable to eat or sleep without you" "Without you, I'll die" "I swear on my grandm" "Swear on your grandpa" "I swear on my grandpa" "Hearing you say all this I feel like seeing you right away" "Will you come home now?" "Grandma, she has invited me home" "Let's go right away" "You've drunk too much" "I can handle it but you can't" "So be careful" "Why are you tottering after drinking so little?" "Do you know how steady your grandpa will be?" "Grandma, I'll go inside" "Come in only if you hear any sound" "How can I butt in when I hear noises!" "Won't it be indecent?" "You're wicked, old lady" "Go, have fun" "Just like your grandpa had a ball with me you also enjoy" "Don't worry" "I'll uphold grandpa's name" "Divu...?" "Grandma...!" "Hey Pooja" "Ages since we met" "What brings you here?" "I got a call that my brother and grandma have been arrested" "I was told last night my brother misbehaved with you" "But it wasn't intentional" "Was that your brother...?" "I didn't know that" "He's in love with a girl named Divya" "Instead of calling her he called you by mistake" "Sorry Divya" "If I had known he is your brother I wouldn't have arrested him at all" "Okay, you can take them" "Sorry, sir You can go now" "Don't make wrong calls in future" "Did you guys beat up my brother?" "Inspector has gone on his rounds" "I thought I'll start as soon as he got back" "You came before that!" "Had I known this, I would have come 10 minutes later" "Come home, I'll show" "Okay, bye" "Karthi, don't get influenced by this old lady" "Then you'll end up only in jail!" "Don't be silly, you madcap" "Look at this" "Selvam the neighbor" "Selvam the milkman" "And Selvam old boy!" "Who's that old boy?" "He was before I met your grandpa!" "If you save as Divya without any marker of course anyone will be confused" "Come what may she doesn't quieten down" "She'll come to heel only if she walks in the sun!" "Start the bike Let's both go" "She can come back walking" "You better eat" "Enough, ma" "Today is only Saturday" "Where are you off to in such a rush?" "I'm going to Divya's house" "Did you blabber thinking I'm asleep?" "'Where are you off to without even drinking coffee?" "'" "'Are you following me?" "'" "'Just you wait'" "Wretched girl!" "For a house so close by she made me walk 10 streets" "I'll deal with you later" "My sister Pooja" "Pooja" "Your brother is here" "'Hey dumbo!" "I came to see you'" "'Even after getting arrested he hasn't learnt his lesson'" "What do you want?" "I believe you forgot your kerchief at home" "Mom asked me to give it to you" "As if I can't live without this kerchief" "You better leave before I tear you apart" "Great insult" "Pooja, your brother again" "What do you want now?" "I believe girls like jasmine" "So mom asked me to give this" "Don't scream" "What is your problem?" "My brother is a real roadside Romeo" "If he doesn't talk to you today he won't leave me in peace" "Will you talk to him for 10 minutes, please?" "You just want me to talk to your brother...?" "That's all, right?" "Come in" "'Shameless'" "'Scumbag'" "Please sit" "Sit down" "Thank you" "I believe you wanted to talk to me about something!" "Go ahead" "My name is Karthik" "I work for Top TV" "I've been living here all my life" "I just want to share whatever is in my heart for 5 minutes!" "I feel" "Because" "'She has fainted'" "'Thank God No one saw this'" "So funny" "Don't make fun of me, chief" "Guys make girls who give missed calls as their missus" "When she voluntarily invited you home instead of making her pregnant ...you made her faint!" "Very pity So pity" "It's always crowded here" "Let's go upstairs" "Yeah, sure" "Chief, you rent a room and laugh later" "Now do me a small favor" "My girlfriend and my sister are going to the coffee shop" "Oh no, I'm not coming there" "They'll buy an awful coffee" "And sip it for 3 hours" "Listen to me, chief" "Tell me" "I'll first go inside" "After 10 minutes, you walk in casually" "And keep looking at my girl" "How can you be so indecent?" "You're asking me to hit on your girl?" "I'm not that kind of a person" "I like only slim aunties" "Forget it, chief" "I'll look for another broker" "Hey wait!" "You're directly branding me as a broker" "Okay, you'll go inside casually" "I will join you after 10 minutes as if it wasn't planned" "And praise you sky-high" "That's all?" "Yes, chief" "Hearing you praise me she should blush" "She should fall in love with me!" "Okay brother" "But we have to make a deal" "I'll promote you in this episode" "And you must return the favor in the next episode for me" "Hey Pooja!" "What a pleasant surprise" "How come you're here?" "Don't act" "As if you didn't see us coming in" "Shut up and sit somewhere" "I must find a chair for Billa" "Let me shift this" "Why are you taking that chair?" "An auspicious event should be only in even numbers" "You're a kid You don't know" "So keep quiet" "Pooja, I got to go, I have an important job to do" "Hello...hello" "Before I came, I heard you say you had 3 hours to chit chat" "And now you're leaving as soon as I join you" "Don't worry" "I won't open my mouth, sit" "Please sit, madam 3 coffees" "Don't order as an odd number" "Make it 4 instead of 3" "Wow!" "Karthik sir" "What are you doing here?" "I didn't expect to see you" "What a pleasant surprise" "Chief, don't repeat the same dialog" "They might find out our plan" "By the way, I'm Billa" "Basically Top TV's chief" "He works for me as my assistant" "'Why is he getting tensed?" "'" "'He might even cancel the coffee he ordered for me'" "'Let me come to the point'" "'Which one is his girlfriend?" "'" "'She looks like an ogress with tousled hair'" "'Can't be his girl'" "'She looks bright like a white washed doughnut'" "Sir, is madam your girlfriend?" "After actor MGR and Saroja Devi combination only now I'm seeing such a perfect couple" "When I look at you both in a tight close up like Cheran and Navya Nair in the film 'Maya kannadi' ...you both look made for each other" "'Why is he pinching me?" "'" "Maybe the build up isn't big enough" "Sir always talks about you 24x7 at work" "When he eats, sleeps, rolls, itches he's always thinking about you" "You have to marry him" "Sincerely yours, Karthik" "Hey Pooja, stop" "If I boost up your image you said your girl will blush" "Instead my face has turned red" "Then what?" "That was my sister!" "I thought as much when she looked ugly" "She must be his sister" "Sir...sir" "What?" "Planning to apologize after doing all the damage?" "I'm not born in such a decent family" "I boosted you enough" "My family has found a bride for me" "It's your turn now" "They know we are here to formally see the bride" "But even so, these bumpkins will call her only if we ask" "So tell them" "Oldie, call the girl" "The groom wants to see the girl" "Call her" "Mini-rhino!" "I am the groom" "Grandma, I am the groom" "Really?" "Call the girl" "'Why did he come dressed like a groom?" "'" "'Couldn't he have worn just his briefs?" "'" "'What a catch!" "'" "Chief, the girl is like a parrot" "'Giving away a parrot to the monkey' Are you quoting that old saying?" "No...no" "Will I say that about you?" "Sweet chocolate" "Hi nice blouse bit" "So what's next?" "Can't we finalize and go for the feast" "Why are you being such a glutton?" "Shouldn't we ask the girl if she likes the groom?" "Please favor my decision, dear lord" "Do you like the groom?" "God, if the girl likes me I'll walk up to your temple in just my loin cloth" "I like him" "Look at him properly" "I really like him" "As if you are some renowned optometrist!" "Checking her eyes" "Shut up and sit tight" "Can't you tell by the way he's whispering to his friend?" "That he likes the girl?" "Then why wait?" "Can't we agree formal" "Wait, I say" "We don't even know where he is working" "And you want to finalize it" "How can you say this, grandma?" "I'm chief of Top TV" "Yes" "You work in Top TV?" " I've seen Sun TV" " I've seen Jaya TV" " I know Vijay TV well" " I've seen Kalaignar TV" "We get Malayalam channels in our house" "But I've never seen your Top TV channel?" "We've never heard of this channel in our city" "'Maybe I was too much in a hurry to express my liking'" "'Top TV has put a full stop to my life!" "'" "How can you not know Top TV?" "Haven't you seen the talk show at midnight?" "A doctor with a goatee beard and a fat lady discuss X rated stuff?" " Adult TV" " Don't we know that?" "Oh!" "That channel I like it very much" "Billa, look how it's worked out" "So shall we finalize it?" "I'll slipper you!" "You work at a 3rd rate TV station" "And you want to marry my daughter?" "Wait" "They are aiming at my butt" "Boys, wait" "Chocolate stuck in my ear" "Thank you for saving us from those barbarians, grandpa" "They are all such weirdoes" "I'll never forget your timely help" "Throw your gratitude into the dust bin" "Get me an appointment with the doctor and the fat lady" "It's not enough to spit on his face" "Bloody hell...give it to me" "At 5:00 a.m in our channel" "'Will Jesus forgive you?" "' is a Christian talk show" "At 8:00 a.m, a gemologist explains from gravel to brick what gem stones to wear and where to lead a cushy life" "At 9:00 a.m, in tele marketing they show everything that goes in and out" "Forget all this" "After 3:00 p.m, I myself promote songs from films released 10 years ago as new songs" "You forgot all this" "And chose a random randy show at midnight" "And spoilt my life" "Wretched fellow!" "We went steady for 3 years" "And she ditched me in 3 minutes" "Must slice her into two" "Chop the girls and make a pickle" "Or they will eat up the men" "Heard that?" "All these guys have been let down by girls" "She'll keep saying 'I will be behind your victory'" "Finally she went after my friend, Victor!" "Hey!" "Shut up" "You keep getting drunk and deriding us all the time" "As if you're flawless?" "!" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""Is man really bad?" "Or a good lad?"" ""Not knowing the girl is suffering"" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""Is man deep inside Jekyll or Hyde?"" ""Unaware of it really the girl is in misery"" ""In the male species, I say no one is virtuous anyway"" ""Such a man henceforth wonder will be born on earth"" ""No man knows to respect women in this planet"" ""Why get angry with us needlessly"" ""All men, no exception cheat and con women"" ""Is God a man too I wonder He didn't punish the male gender"" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""He thinks of every woman as drugs or drinks to be high on"" ""Doe, honey, dear, sweetie He flirts and tricks them royally"" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""Love and lust to him are one and the same whim"" ""If you go on a sympathy wave he'll stake his claim and misbehave"" ""Women are fit only for the bed This is what he thinks, blockhead!"" ""When the job is done, he'll switch like a mongrel to another pitch"" ""All men, no exception deceive and dupe women"" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""Is God a man too I wonder He didn't penalize the male gender"" "Hey...stop" "Smarty-panty, get down" "You're really going overboard" "Who are you?" "Where are you from?" "I've just come out of jail after 20 years, dude" "Oh!" "In for so long" "No wonder you don't know the true colors of girls now" "Ask him" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""God, tell me pray why create women anyway"" ""Our peace of mind we lost thanks to your creation, alas!"" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""God, for what joy in heaven did you create women?"" ""Our entire clan of men find there is no peace of mind"" ""Such a fearsome aura Her eyes are like a cobra"" ""One look from her Venom spreads everywhere"" ""Her smile is a ruse Doubles as a noose"" ""Caught in it alright 'The end' for us day or night"" ""God, you stop the antics of men with women as your weapon"" ""God, having creating women You're in a Catch 22 situation"" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""Women play 'Saguni' wrecking men's destiny"" ""God knows what she'll do and when Be on your guard for it to happen"" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" ""If you got money and a car fancy she'll fall at your feet to be your fiancee"" ""Claiming you are her hero she drains your money to zero"" ""Women are thorns who make us suffer"" ""Trample those blind poets with fervor who compare a woman to a flower"" ""Girls who are shrews raving mad Fathers who raised them bad-"" " Dai...fool!" " Sorry, dude" ""Tie up the mothers tight Whip them with all your might"" ""All men, no exception bluff and betray women"" ""Is God a man too I wonder He didn't punish the male gender"" ""Is man really bad?" "Or a good lad?"" ""Not knowing the girl is suffering"" "Just zip your lips and go" "Or we'll kill you and go to jail" "Prawn-moustache said it superbly" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" "All girls are like this" "You'll be locked up in jail again, lady" "Grandson?" "Divya is waiting in the hall, wake up" "I don't think this will work, grandma" "You know the chaps who have all the fun and then ditch them" "They will fall for such Romeos" "These are dialogs spoken in my style" "Can you talk like this when you love her truly?" "Grandma" "All you want to do is find out if you're in her heart, right?" "How?" "I'll go to her and say we have found a bride for Karthi" "If her face changes it means you are in her heart" "If it doesn't, it means you're not" "Wait, I'll bring tea" "So beautiful" "Ask me who" "Only then I can continue" "Who, grandma?" "The bride we've found for my grandson" "You found a girl for Karthi?" "Yes, dear We found a girl" "They are getting married very soon" "Aren't you lying, grandma?" "No, I'm telling you the truth" "Why are you glum, hearing about my grandson's wedding?" "Nothing of that sort" " I know all about it" " You do?" "I'm waiting for you to tell me" "It isn't what you think" "I fainted after just talking to him for 10 minutes" "Poor girl!" "How will she deal with him for a lifetime?" "'Is this why your face changed?" "'" "That's why I feel so bad" "If he has bachelor-God's photo at the door how will he fall in love?" "Chief!" "What a surprise" "You didn't pick up my call" "Don't lie, chief When did you call?" "Let me come in for a cup of coff" "You mean 'go...go...go'!" "Why haven't you come to work for past 2 days?" "I wa" "Hey!" "Didn't your uncle get you a job at Vijay TV?" "Boss!" "Please don't forget me" "I have 2 coats my grandpa wore" "We can each wear one" "And become more popular than Gopinath" "Don't ditch me, boss" "Forget it, chief" "You are pleading like a girl pregnant and dumped" "Why does a man work like a dog to earn a living?" "For a girl, right?" "If the girl herself is not in the picture, why should I work?" "I won't come to office hereafter" "How can you give up our combo so easily?" "What happens to me then?" "Now what?" "You want the girl to love you, right?" "Bring your ear near me" "What is it, groom-to-be?" "You wanted to talk to me?" "But careful what you say" "If I end up fainting again, there's no one here to lift me" "Why are you saying this?" "Only if a man faints, nobody cares" "If a woman faints everyone from an auto to an Audi will automatically come to her aid" "Why is he talking about Audis and bodies?" "Go ahead and talk" "Love is not an exam to fail" "It's a feeling" "If it is felt once it can't be changed" "Try and re-attach a wilted flower" "You can't" "That's how love is" "For some love is like a plant, either one or the other" "For some love is like a flower, if it withers once, that's it" "That's how my love is" "This is my decision" "This may make you sad" "But there's comfort in that sadness as well" "She's laughing like comedian Madhan Bob" "What...over, huh?" "Your brilliant brainwave" "Shut up!" "Girls like Vijay's dialogs even when they just read it" "You've told her face to face" "And she ran away like a madcap" "Maybe she's an Ajith fan" "Whether she's an Ajith fan or a table fan if this route doesn't work, we'll try another way" " Who is her best friend?" " My sister" "Will she come if I call?" "I meant to find out more about her" "Look at this sari" "Isn't he the one who anchors in Top TV?" "Don't let him go" "I'll call everyone from our area" "Take that cucumber off and look at me" "If we put that on her nose, they'll think she's dead and bury her" "Be quiet" "What did you tell Divya?" "We spoke to her so seriously and she just laughed" "Nutcase!" "Why are you including me in this?" "Is love some joint venture?" "This is why your love is hanging in midair" "Tell me" "Why should I talk about you?" "Am I mad like you?" "Why did you talk to her?" "'For some love is like a plant, either one or the other'" "'For some love is like a flower, if it withers once, that's it'" "'That's how my love is'" "'This is my decision'" "'This may make you sad'" "'But there's comfort in that sadness as well'" "'Why is she laughing?" "'" "Why are you laughing?" "This is hero Vijay's dialog in the film 'Poovae unakkaaga' ...where he confesses his love and leaves town" "Will anyone use that dialog to get her acceptance?" "Jackass" "Gave me a junk idea" "You're abusing him right in front of him" "He doesn't hear swear words" "I didn't hear anything" "Very nice house" "Oh, how many aunties!" "You've both insulted me" "Look at my long queue of fans!" "My dear babes!" "Hi...!" "Eat properly, kids" "Otherwise I'll send you to this Top TV boogeyman" "Top TV boogeyman?" "Don't laugh too much" "You look like a dracula yourself" "What...?" "When?" "Where are you taking me without telling me the news?" "If I tell you, you'll have a heart attack" "I have no heart" "Shoot, whatever the news is" "Our boss drank poison" "God is great" "Why are you flustered if that man drinks poison?" "Then my job?" "What do you mean 'job'?" "I've taught you well" "Your uncle works in Sun TV" "We'll join Sun TV" "I don't even know the security staff in any channel" "Now I feel like I'll get a heart attack" "Jesus, save our boss" "Sir, are you a Christian?" "Allah, save me from him" "Where is our boss?" "Give us our salary and then go up, boss" "What happened, sister?" "Don't disturb the patient" "Why, boss?" "Why did you do this?" "We are here to work for you for free?" "Why did you do this?" "I started this channel 10 years ago" "Wanting it to develop through generations I took a 3 million loan" "Instead the loan developed and now it's 30 million" "I don't know if this channel will even last while I am alive" "Your loan will shoot to 300 million if you don't pay interest" "Do you know how much India owes the world bank?" "Only people who lend need to commit suicide" "Why should people who take loans die?" "Don't talk sense to a man in ICU" "I'll die" "You talk nonstop and kill me on TV" "Why here too?" "Karthi, you know something?" "It's been 2 years since I went home" "Wretched fello" "Why, sir?" "Did you cheat on your wife?" "What happened, sir?" "When I was living comfortably, my wife was happy with me" "When I lost money, she left me" "She said I could come home only if I earn 1 lakh a month" "I can even be without seeing my wife" "But I can't be without seeing my 2 sons, Karthi" "It's easy to be poor" "Struggle and live for any length of time" "But to pretend to be rich and live a poor life is hard, Karthi" "That's why I decided to die" "But even here I didn't succeed" "This channel isn't lost as yet" "It's only running on loss" "I have a sliver of hope that you can save it" "I still have hope" "I have hope" "Let's go" "You know what I think?" "He has planned for us to land up in 2 beds in this same hospital" "He survived" "We are heading to our graves!" "Why are you crying?" "Our life's chapter is closed, huh?" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" "Whether we get our salary or not every month this society respects us only because we hold a job" "We must somehow preserve that respect" "(Liquor consumption/smoking is injurious to health)" "Chief, look at that" "Are you saying we should also die this way?" "No, chief" "This flight accident happened in 1995" "They interviewed the people who escaped" "And put up a set as if it's real" "What if we borrow this idea?" "Fat hopes!" "We don't even have money to drink tea" "Imagine spending on recreating the event" "We don't need a set, chief" "Just shoot sensational news in a simple way?" "Idea is very good" "But will it work?" "No harm trying" "Everyone is ready" "Move aside" "Karthi, come" " Is the camera rolling?" " Yes" "For the 1st time in the history of Indian television, a 'live' incident ...brought to you by Top TV" "For the viewers of Top TV camera man Karthik and I, Billa risked our lives to bring this to you!" "Sandal wood smuggler Veerappan was shot few minutes ago" "But our sources are yet to confirm if he's dead" "We'll know only" "Oh!" "The police are here" "Hey!" "Look" "Veerappan has been shot" "Please zoom in" "Viewers, please remember" "Tomorrow you may watch this in most channels" "But Top TV was the first to bring it to your homes" "Don't forget" "Karthi, take a close up shot" "Shoot it well" "Lights at the back should be in the frame" "Checked if the tapes are in?" "Yes, chief" "Don't mess it up" "A warm hello to all our viewers" "Tamil Nadu police, who have been on their toes to nab Veerappan somehow struggled and shot him today" "Repeat what you said just now!" " Sir?" " Tell me" "Tamil Nadu police, who have been on their toes to nab Veerappan somehow struggled and shot him today" "You think you're Vijay Kumar Chief of Special Task Force" "Hit him hard" "We paid him and he was such a bad actor" "You are Azhagu, right?" "You're anyhow busy acting in TV serials" "Why did you get into all this?" "Don't...don't beat me" "Just because you are both in the media, I'm letting you go" "Otherwise I'll book you under drug smuggling" "And make you count bars" "Get lost!" "We were paid peanuts and he hit us so hard" "Sir...?" "What?" "One doubt" "What is it?" "How did you find out we are imposters?" "When Mr Veerappan died he didn't have a twisted moustache" "This guy has a huge moustache" "Isn't this enough?" "As soon as we get out we must use a brick and chop his moustache" "What are you muttering?" "Go...run" "How did you find out about her birthday?" "I didn't tell you either" "If we guys zoom in on a girl we'll get details, from the shampoo on her head ...to the nail polish on her toes!" "Won't we find out her birthday?" "Hello Karthik" "Come in" "What is this?" "You are scared you'll faint if I talk" "That's why" "I've brought you a small poem of 80 pages penned by me" "No wonder TR's lyrics books were strewn all over the house" "You could have killed her with your nonstop jabber" "Shut up" "Keep chatting" "I'll be right back" "Where are you going?" "She asked me to follow her" "Don't you get it?" "My God!" ""Poets many have penned their muse"" ""Love has never been out of use"" ""Actors, a bevy have floored the viewers"" ""Love hasn't been boring or worse"" ""Though so many wars fought love has so far never lost"" ""Though oceans of tears shed love is bliss whatever said"" ""If this love wasn't true men would be beasts too"" ""Love...my life's treat"" ""Life...my heartbeat"" ""Heart...my love complete"" ""Poets plenty have penned their instinct"" ""Love hasn't become extinct"" ""Actors many have wooed the audience"" ""Love hasn't been a boring experience"" ""How much is love true How much is a miscue"" ""Whatever it may be true love blossoms daily"" ""Even love that fails drastic ends up as an evergreen classic"" ""Love may begin with lies planted Even then it's a feeling most wanted"" ""Though Adam and Eve appear Forsaking love they disappear"" ""Love however lives forever"" ""Love...my life's destiny"" ""Life...my soul's euphony"" ""Soul...sole symphony"" ""Poets many have penned their muse"" ""Love has never been out of use"" ""Actors, a bevy have floored the viewers"" ""Love hasn't been boring or worse"" ""God who rules our universe King famous in every sense"" ""Even they surrender to this feeling This is a sublime secret awe inspiring"" ""Even Buddha became mad in a way Thanks to love, life's miracle-play"" ""Love speaks from heart divine Needs no language to bind"" ""Love is the only word spoken worldwide in every nation"" ""Love...my life's light"" ""Life...fragrant so right"" ""Fragrance...daily delight"" ""Poets plenty have penned their instinct"" ""Love hasn't become extinct"" ""Actors many have wooed the audience"" ""Love hasn't been a boring experience"" "Should I go in or not?" "What are you doing near the restroom?" "Bathroom?" "Jobless?" "Go...go" "Thank God!" "If I had gone in they would have pickled me to pieces" "Mahesh, marry me soon" "Understand my plight" "As if I don't want to" "But I'm scared, Vaishu" "Will your parents accept our marriage?" "If they decide to get me married to anyone else, that's it!" "Why doesn't anyone understand us?" "All lovers like us sail in the same boat" "How wonderful it will be if we get our parents' consent" "And get married in front of all our friends and family" "I wish we had someone who could convince them" "But who is there to talk on our behalf?" "Let's try our best" "Otherwise I'll die" "Heard what she said?" "There's no one to help people like them who are truly in love" "I heard every word" "Are we director T.Rajendar to bring lovers together?" "We are ourselves in a quandary" "Billa, why don't we do this?" "What?" "So many have died because of love failure" "So many are living unhappily because of their lost love" "Why don't we find true lovers get their parents to the set" "Why don't we shoot a show which unites them?" "Karthi, only now you are thinking!" "We'll do a program to unite lovers" "Show will be a super hit" " So my idea is good?" " It's fantastic!" "Then we can advertise in television, newspaper, radio, all sources, right?" "Yes, we can" "But we'll have a stampede!" "Why don't we start with these 2 who gave us the idea?" "And unify them first for sentimental reasons" "They've gone" "This is God's plan" "Even if we want to help them it isn't working out for them" "Maybe they might have gone to another bush!" "Bless us, God" "Everybody should face problems and make a beeline to us" "God, please bless us!" "Chief, it's happening" "Oh lord Muruga!" "Hey!" "First call You pick up" "No, you're my senior" "You are our lucky mascot" "You think so?" "Hello Top TV Who is speaking?" "Sir, I'm Kumar calling from Trichy" "Tell me your problem" "Sir, I'm sincerely in love with a girl for 5 years" "But her parents are not accepting our love" "Only this morning I saw your advertisement in the paper" "Promising to unite lovers" " That's why I'm calling you" " What happened?" "Please unite us together" "If you can give us an appointment we'll come and fall at your feet!" "Fit for the grave you bloody buffalo" "What are you doing?" "I shouldn't have hired you for the job!" "You asked me to call whenever Top TV advertises in the newspaper" "So you'll call, huh?" "Your cheeks will become like puffed rice!" "Next time if any of you sit next to him and simper you'll become like cow dung" "You and your faces dipped in castor oil" "If you touch the phone, you'll lose respect!" "Let me repeat it" "If any of you touch the phone I'll toss you in mid-air and trample you" "What happened, chief?" "They have the gall to make fun of me" "Pick up, chief" "You do it this time" "Tell me, who's speaking?" "I'm Murthy from Coimbatore" "Yes, sir" "You telecast Doctor X at midnight" "I feel sleepy around that time" "Is it possible to telecast it at 8:00 p.m?" "What?" "Our Doctor X program is at midnight, right?" "I believe he is asleep by then" "Wants to know if we can telecast it at 8:00 p.m" "He'll see, cover himself from head to toe and snore!" "As if he'll get up and do something productive?" "Is sir there?" "Why do you want to meet him?" "I'm a folk artiste" "Sir asked me to register the dance-drama and bring it" "I've brought it with me" "You mean the drama in which actors with long braids and layers of make up overact" "If you play such dramas these days even my grandma won't watch" "Our channel didn't take off only because we showed all this X rated stuff" "Your dance drama will shut it down once for all!" "Please leave" "Yov!" "Get" "Get lost...!" "Before we hit you, leave this place" "Do you know who he is?" "What do you know about the folk art?" "'Koothu' isn't just entertainment" "It talks about the history and pride of our language and our ancestors" "It has made so many people laugh, cry and win" "Do you know how many have learnt life's lessons from it?" "Today they telecast Ramayana and Mahabaratha on TV in DTS sound" "Throughout the year" "Does anyone understand anything at all?" "But even a kid watching this art will know our entire history in 3 hours" "If a drama artiste gets dressed to play a role until the curtain call he won't eat or drink" "But in today's world the life and career of many actors will end in a caravan" "Who said it is overacting?" "Actors today make use of dubbing, re-recording, effects" "Still when we watch the film we have no clue if he is laughing or crying!" "But a drama artiste when he acts on a small stage whether he stammers or murmurs in a gathering of 500 people ...the 501st man will be able to hear him crystal clear" "That's the specialty of our ethnic drama" "And he is an artiste to reckon with" "For the sake of this dying art not only this gentleman but an entire village is starving without food or water to drink" "Mani 'anna', ignore these two" "I've also been wanting to do something for this glorious art" "But no one respects it" "If a girl dances wearing skimpy clothes owners from jewelry to grocery store will line up to give commercials" "But if I go forget it" "Sorry, 'anna'" "Is there a whole village dependent on this art?" "Yes, son" "Don't worry about anything" "Just take us to that village We'll take care of the rest" "Okay" "Chief, I have an excellent idea" "Why should we go looking for lovers?" "Let's create them" "What are you saying?" "My dear village folks" "It is said, if you ask it will be granted" "And if you knock, the door will open" "But here you don't have to ask or knock" "Opportunity is landing at your own doorstep" "For how many years will you starve trying to make ends meet with this art?" "You must change according to the times" "With a little bit of brain and so-so looks you can also be a Rajini or Kamal!" "The time has come for the world to recognize the actor dormant in you" "My jaw is aching Your turn now" "We've now distributed yellow and green papers" "Ladies, please memorize the dialogs on the green paper" "Men, yellow paper is for you" "Give us a soooper performance" "Even an average act will still fetch you a job in Top TV" "This is a chance of a lifetime to act" "My dear citizens of Kutthambakkam" "We will now start the audition" "Men and women form separate lines" "'Manohara, rise and shine'" "'You have your moth...mother's support'" "You rose like smoke too!" "You are selected" "'Manohara, bury these monkeys in the plantain groves'" "'Those who jeered never lived Those who lived never lost'" "'Don't sneer'" "You don't jeer" "Selected Go" "We have got it Start, your majest" "Your mouth is sprained, move" "'My moustache is twitching'" "Bro, learn your dialog" "'Who are you demanding taxes and interest from?" "'" "'Are you the notorious Jackson Durai?" "'" "'To the girls who play in those fields did you grind turmeric paste?" "'" "'Shameless fellow!" "'" "What's your name?" "Tamannaah" "Does your dad know that?" "'Manohara, enough of being tolerant'" "'Rise and shine'" "'My dear son Obeying your moth-'" "Go inside" "'Sky showers rain Earth grows it grains'" "We don't want you...go" "Hey!" "Listen I was good" "Why are you rejecting me?" "I'll chop you...chop you" "Why are you getting tensed?" "'Shameless man!" "'" "'Who are you asking to pay taxes and interest?" "'" "Super...super Please go, bro" "'Are you the notorious Jackson Durai?" "'" "Go" "What is your name?" "Tamil Selvi" "Your parents never fed you properly?" "First put on some weight" "'Let these iron shackles crumble'" "'Let this pavilion crush to powder...to dust'" "'Whom are you asking to pay tax?" "'" "'Did you grind turmeric paste?" "'" "'Shameless man!" "'" "'Is he scolding me?" "'" "'Were you the one who called me?" "'" "Deliver your dialog" "Hey!" "Stop" "I can't deliver any dialogs" "I'm a big rowdy in this area" "If you don't give me a chance no one can leave this village alive" "Okay, you go" ""Confront the challenge"" ""Partner, let's re-arrange"" "Stop" "Don't stand in the sun" ""We'll be famous hereafter"" "Are you related to her?" "No" "Then why are you glaring!" ""Fear as a word shouldn't appear"" "Open your mouth and show your head" "You got hair all over your body" "Take one whole day to cut all this...go!" "How do you think you qualify?" "Egghead!" "What, grandma?" "Can you do a bob cut?" "Get lost...run away" ""We can slash thunder in a flash"" ""We can break open the sky"" ""Victory is ours, high 5!"" ""Even if a short cut we take it isn't a big mistake"" ""The finishing line of your journey-"" "I can't do this" "This mug isn't enough for these buffalos!" ""Plan and be thorough Chase your tomorrow"" ""If roadblocks appear be brave, don't fear"" "When will you apply make up?" "You already look like a ghost" ""Take the litmus test head on"" ""Who can defeat us, partner?" "We'll be famous hereafter"" ""Pit your wits"" ""Buddy, get maximum hits"" "Do a moue with your lips" "Not like that" "'Father'" "'Mother'" "'Girlfriend'" "'Grandmother'" "'Aunt'" "'Brother'" "'Girlfriend'" "Who gave you this?" "I took it myself" "With 1 foot in the grave you want a girlfriend's role?" "You better take it off" "I won't, sir" "Then will I be your partner?" "Okay" "Karunakaran told me everything" "I'll give you money" "You do the program" "Thanks, madam" "Wondering why I immediately agreed to lend you money?" "Karunakaran has borrowed several lakhs from me" "He pays the interest promptly" "But hasn't paid anything towards principal amount" "I believe if you do a program uniting lovers you'll make huge profits" "He has promised to repay the loan with that show" "He is asking me to help with this last one" "I can" "He's dark" "I hope he won't lie!" "Yes, madam He is very dark" "What the hell, man?" "Why are you being a nag-nag?" "This is your last breath!" "Hey!" "Pick up this mongrel and drag him away" "Don't get me wrong" "If the loan isn't repaid, this is my reaction" "Young boys who got into real estate used actors to promote their product" "They have risen to a high level" "That's why I'm going to be the producer of your program" "And move to the next level" "Only you can fulfill this Anjali's desire" "Okay, please get going" "Bring the next debtor" "Hi Mummy" "Hi Sweetie" "Muah...go" "If Urvasi dances so gracefully now imagine how she would have danced in her youth" "Please come in" "Only you can make this program a success" "Please say yes, madam" "If this cheating comes to light the Press and TV will tarnish my name" "I can give you an idea if you like" "Quit this loser channel" "And produce the sequel to 'Mundhanai mudichu'" "I can offer to act for free" "'She'll act for free, but audience will have to pay and suffer'" "Why is he looking so sheepish?" "In that film, you and Bhagyaraj sir got united, it ended on a happy note" "Then how can we take part 2?" "So what if it's a happy ending?" "The last scene finishes with our wedding night" "In the story we are blessed with a daughter" "That's me" "You are free to dole out dates" "But Mr Bhagyaraj is very busy" "So what?" "His son Santhanu is really keen on working with me" "I can get you his dates" "What do you say?" "Ma'am, somehow do this" "Good program" "Our boss is already in the ICU" "If he hears about this news he'll go straight to the cemetery" "Please say yes, madam" "That's impossible" "Listen, if you're interested in doing a film let me know" "I can even reduce my payment by a few lakhs" "Don't come to me instead for this TV program, cheating etc" "I beg you not to get me involved in any of this" "Why?" "Have they already left?" " Get up" " Please say yes" "Please think about it, madam" "Your close friend Meena fell in love with someone" "But couldn't marry him" "She has married someone else And is having a hard time" "If someone like us had united them imagine how happy she would be now" "Hey chief, how do you know Meena's love story?" "She's also sobbing hearing your story" "Is it Kamal Hassan's dream film Marudhanayagam that I won't know?" "Every heroine would have gone through this stage" "Especially a heart throb like Meena" "You saw that girl's photo outside, right?" "What's your flashback saying?" "You made my heart melt by sharing my friend's ex-love story" "What happened to her shouldn't happen to anyone else" "I'll agree to be in your show for that sole reason" "Thanks for saving our boss" "It's not an easy task to make village folks act" "It's very difficult" "We need a director with a good commanding power" "He can suggest" "No, you go ahead and suggest, madam" "We have a permanent person to don the director's role in Tamil cinema" "How many times have I told you not to give the phone to me when I am shooting?" "Do you have any brains?" "He's in a shot" "He is yelling at his assistant" "Sir, check if this position is fine" "This is the position I'll speak from here" "Focus...is the focus okay?" "Shall we go for the take?" "Kanchana...!" "Where are you running?" "I'll catch you, stuff you in a quarter bottle" "Then if I don't dissolve and drink you I'll change my name myself" "In Kanchana part 2 you whipped and washed me, right?" "See what I'll do to you in Kanchana 3" "Watch me in action" "See how I seek my revenge on you" "Sir, is it fine?" "Okay, sir" "Thank you, director sir" "How was it?" "Why are you doing this?" "Only if I do all these gimmicks will my market improve" "And so will my payment" "Get that in your head" "He's acting in Kanchana 3" "Looks like he's busy" "If he's busy, disconnect" "That chameleon will give a build up for nothing" "If he's busy, he will ask more, leave it" "Watch me now" "Hello" "Line got disconnected" "Is this also gone?" "They should call us back" "You don't call them" "If we call them of our own accord they will assume we are jobless" "Got it?" "You don't even know what to say when" "In front or behind the camera" "And you call yourself a director" "Why haven't they called back?" "Selvam, come here" "I got a call from a company few minutes ago" "Did they call me back?" " Not yet" " Okay, forget it" "Do you know their address?" "We can go and ask for a chance directly" "No, I don't" "You call yourself a man and on top of it my manager!" "Shouldn't you have got his address?" "Go now" "Switch it on" "'Where are you running?" "'" "Started again" "I won't leave you" "'I'll catch you, stuff you in a quarter bottle'" "'Then if I don't dissolve and drink you...' '..." "I'll change my name myself'" "Sir, come here" "Why do you yell as if you've gobbled a speaker?" "We've received 10 calls till now" "You claim they will call back But none of them do" "If you had shaped your story well we would be big shots by now" "'Maybe I overacted?" "'" "Very nice to see all the characters sorted out with boards hanging" "Super" "Whose idea was this?" "Sir, mine How is it?" "Extremely good" "When you could do all this you could've directed too" "Why me?" "See you" "Sir, please come" "You select the actors yourself, sir" "'With such a scrawny body he acts so pricey!" "'" "Shall we separate the characters?" "We've already done that" "Won't you subside?" "Go and get me juice" "Cluster bean juice?" "Junk of a jerk juice!" "Get me 2 glasses apple juice with ice" "Right now" "Maa, I'm leaving" "Pooja, I'll get going" "Hello" "All this is ancient" "How much ever you yell she won't come out" "Go do something useful" "Don't glare...go" "Let's welcome Mrs Urvasi" "Here she is, give her a big round of applause" "Shall we start?" "Welcome" "On behalf of Top TV, sponsored by Anjali Promoters this is your Urvasi presenting 'My golden moon of nectar'" "This program is the 1st of its kind in India, in fact in the whole world where lovers are united with their parents' consent" "It's a very unusual program" "And more than that a very essential show" "Today in our studio we have a pair of lovers" "Let's listen to their problem" "Welcome to this show" "What's the problem with your love?" "We've been in love for the past 3 years" "His parents are refusing to accept our love" "I can't live without him" "I prefer to die if I don't marry him" "Don't cry, dear" "They can only stop us from living" "But they cannot stop us from dying!" "Please stop crying" "I can't bear to see you cry" "Did you see that, viewers?" "See how much they care for each other" "And how deep their love is" "But both sets of parents are opposing their love" "What can be the reason?" "Let's find out" "First ask this girl's father to come" "I'm not coming" "Why?" "You asked me to act as Gomathi's father" "And I accepted because she and I are not connected" "But I love this girl" "If I accept to be her father then I'll never get the chance to act as her husband in this life" "I can't do it Please leave me" "I'll kill you" "Go right now" "Karthik, let go of him" "How can you understand his agony?" "More than the pain the grandma felt after losing the fritter to the crow do you know the trauma of the crow after losing the fritter to the fox?" "Only the youth of Tamil Nadu who lose their love to someone else ...will feel this pain" "He's blabbering something" "Go inside" "Remove the board" "Go in" "Don't, sir" "You are that girl's father" "Sit over here" "Why did you go and sit so close to her?" "Come this side" "Please take your seat" "Tell me, why are you opposing their love?" ""Cage a koel and make it sing This is our world's way of dealing"" ""Break the legs of a peahen And make it dance to their tune"" "Sir, I asked you a question" "And you started to sing!" "Why are you against their love?" "Just answer that" "If you cheat on your husband and have an affair with another guy" "And elope, will your husband accept that?" "Let me know if he'll accept" "Then I'll also accept" "Do I look like a simpleton?" "Tell me, madam" "He's the girl's father, right?" "Natural for him to be hurt and disappointed" "Let's come back after a short commercial break" "You did very well" "Use the restroom and get back immediately" "For this program to be rated high you're even crying without any glycerin" "I am so proud of you" "Hey, don't irritate me" "My husband has gone abroad now" "That's why I escaped" "What would've happened if he had watched this program?" "Remove all these microphones" "Why do you fall at my feet at the drop of a hat?" "Okay, I'll do, fine" "Welcome" "Let's get back to the program" "Parents from both sides are here" "Let's first question the girl's mother" "Welcome to this show, madam" "You look like a very compassionate person" "What's the reason for not accepting the boy your daughter has chosen?" "What is stopping you?" "We don't know his caste Or his family background" "How can I say 'yes' to this scumbag with no identity?" "Caste...caste...!" "Did you watch the recently released film 'SMS'?" "In that film, my son Jiiva will love a girl from a different caste" "I'll myself meet the girl's father and bring them together" "I'm acting with Jiiva again in another film" "Also with Arya and Vijay Sethupathi" "In fact for Power Star" "Madam, is this a press meet to glorify yourself?" "Go back to the show, madam" "So it's the caste factor that's stopping you, right?" "Tell me, what's wrong with this girl?" "What does she lack, for you to find another girl for your son?" "I want a family ready to gift a grand trousseau" "I'll look for a family willing to give a car, bungalow, garden" "And all the comforts" "Stupid female!" "That dialog should be crisp and clear" "Look at the way she's messing it!" "She's asking for dowry right in front of you?" "Do you know demanding a dowry is a big sin?" "It's illegal, a crime" "They'll put you in prison" "They might arrest us" "Let's try to resolve this peacefully" "We are living for our son" "Not for society" "Let's solve this amicably" "Accept it...accept her" "Please forgive me, madam" "Influenced by my relatives I lost my head" "True pearls of wisdom!" "Are you okay with it?" "I'll be happy only if my daughter is happy" "If 2 families discuss with each other all problems can be resolved" "Please bring the garland" "Garland her" "This episode should be very sentimental, Karthi" " Your girlfriend's name?" " Velankanni, madam" "Velankanni?" "Take it off 3 years" "You've been dating for 3 years" "Your parents are here, right?" "Why are you opposing that love?" "Who are you to interfere?" "Should we listen to you at once?" "Sir...sir...please sit down" "I have a disability only with my legs" "Chief, why is he feeling so bad?" "If he is emotional then he is the father" "I'll definitely get him married, madam" "Dumbass!" "Why do you look at me and ask this question?" "Look at the camera" "Please bring the garland" "I've just sent Govind to the cemetery" "There's no dead body ready to get the garland from!" "Get up, hug and then fight" ""Who can defeat us, partner?" "We'll be famous hereafter"" "Let go of his hair" "The wig might come off" ""Come, leave a blazing trail"" ""Fear as a word shouldn't appear Fling it aside and burn to a cinder"" ""All 8 directions will be east to us"" "If he hits me like this, I refuse to act, sir" "As if you did an Oscar winning performance!" "Get lost, sir" "Everything is resolved" "Garland her" "Go ahead" "Cut the camera" "Hold the garland I am leaving" ""Victory is ours, high 5!"" ""Even if a short cut we take it isn't a big mistake"" "Our beloved boss!" ""The finishing line of your journey is the boundary for your destiny"" "Why did you get pictures of celebrities who are not a couple?" "What vehicle is this?" "Looks like a tin car" "I won't get into this" "It's 'dream-girl' car" "Aren't you coming?" "We'll be in a scooter ahead of you" "Get there in 1 piece" ""Who can defeat us, partner?" "We'll be famous hereafter"" ""Top up the challenge"" ""Friend, be the change"" ""Fear as a word shouldn't appear Fling it aside and burn to a cinder"" "Did I act well, madam?" "You ripped it apart, including 4 good dialogs in between" "Why are you sending egg and frying pan in together?" "He might end up making an omelette" "Only if you put them together their chemistry will work out" "Mano, I've been wearing the same sari for past 7 episodes" "Let me change and come" "If you keep changing as you wish we'll end up begging!" "Mano, this is not going to work out" "It's already 6:00 p.m" "I've a baby and husband waiting at home" "Can I be acting all the time?" "Okay, fine, clear out" "Tata, see you" ""Relics of the past, throw away Not needed now anyway"" ""To lead a life checking almanac we are no cowards in fact"" ""Wads of money we need It will never be extra to exceed"" "Call this girl's boyfriend in" "Only one of you can be the lover" "You get out" ""We don't benefit in any way following justice and fair play"" ""A few wrong turns don't matter Victory is what we are after"" ""Sky is no burden to us"" ""Earth is no big distance"" ""We'll carry on our crusade Join our fiery brigade"" ""Even if a short cut we take it isn't a big mistake"" ""The finishing line of your journey is the boundary for your destiny"" ""Plan and be thorough Chase your tomorrow"" ""If roadblocks appear be brave, don't fear"" "Flashing your teeth at all the girls" "If I ask you to go you're standing like a buffalo" ""Rise to the occasion Create a sensation"" ""Who can defeat us, partner?" "We'll be famous hereafter"" ""Dare the deal, friend"" ""Defend till the very end"" ""Fear as a word shouldn't appear Fling it aside and burn to a cinder"" "Cry...some more" "Like this" "Madam, you should only" "Keep crying and lean on your father's shoulder" "Hug her and pat her head" "Don't cry I'm here for you" "If I ask you to pat her head you're making a pass at her" "You're her father, you wretched lech!" "If we tell you to sob, you're sniffing your nose" "In the film 'Mahanadhi' Kamal sir cried so realistically" "Only then you'll melt the hearts of our viewers" "If you can't cry then cover your face" "And shrug your shoulders like actor Cheran" "That can pass off as crying" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Teaching her the dialog, sir" "Think you're director Bharathiraja?" "Please ask the girl to come" "How long to wait?" "You sent in a pregnant girl" "I can't do such programs" "I'm going home" "Madam, this is dummy" "Oh!" "She's taken off her tummy" ""Don't worry about society Relatives are a nonentity"" ""Till our last breath, let's run"" ""Carry no worries, none"" ""No room for tomorrow"" ""We won't be born again, bro"" ""Seize the moment, carpe dium"" ""Let our show gather momentum"" ""Even if a short cut we take it isn't a big mistake"" "Please take your seat" "You do all kinds of stuff in the name of God" "I'll do black magic and tie you up" "This isn't the usual love marriage" "This girl and boy won't have any more problems" "Because God will always be with good hearted people" "What, sir?" "I want to tell you something" "Tell me" "You asked me to pretend to love her" "But I sincerely like her now" "Talk to her on my behalf and please get us married" "Are you serious?" "I'll take care of her And make sure she is happy" "I can do it, madam" "That's a big step on your part" "This is the happiest moment for me as anchor of this show" "What do you feel, dear?" "If he's confident about protecting me I accept, madam" "That's wonderful to hear" "Go stand there" "Come and witness an original marriage here" "You've been doing only dummy marriages" "Come here" "Are you really getting the 2 married?" "What do you mean by really?" "So far you enacted only fake weddings" "Witness a divine wedding now" "Garland her" "Bless the couple" "Let me find a wife soon because of this good deed" "Be happy" "Bless me too" "I fell at your feet out of sheer habit" "Do you have brains?" "During the audition I asked you if you can act" "You nodded your head" "After that whenever I asked you a question, you nodded your head" "Why didn't you open your mouth?" "Sir, don't hit him" "Tell me why you didn't speak" "Program hasn't started?" "It's already late and you are busy yelling at him" "A small mistake" "What is your goof up this time?" "I thought he would be right for the father's character" "And chose him" "But if he opens his mouth he sounds just like a female!" "Because you chose him for the father's role I gave the weekend off to the rest of the actors" "Now you're saying his voice isn't suitable" "And you brag all the time!" "We must go 'live' now" "You call yourself a director?" "Please don't humiliate me" "You don't worry" "In 'Pammal K Sambandam' hero Kamal Hassan is born and brought up in Chennai" "He couldn't deliver these mythical dialogs" "So that director gave him loads of bubble gum to chew" "Said he would take care of the dialogs while dubbing" "Didn't the viewers get it?" "In the same way let him talk whatever" "We'll take care of it in dubbing" "You are deriding my directorial skills instead" "What do you think of yourself?" "This is a 'live' show" "Stop arguing" "Mano, I made a mistake recommending you" "Every day you do some mess up" "I can't waste my time" "They're waiting for me in the shooting spot" "I'm leaving" "Why do you readily fall at my feet?" "That mistake won't happen again" "Let's not argue" "I'll dub" "Please sit down, madam" "Do something then" "Get everything ready" "Are you all ready?" "'That necklace looks great'" "'Should flick it for the next show'" "This is a sad scene where you should cry" "If you wear such dazzling jewelry, it won't match the emotional content" "Govindaraju, why do you give glittering accessories?" "It doesn't gel well" "Take it off" "Come and take it soon" "Please give it to him" "Keep it safe" "I'll ask for it later" "I'm in love with this girl for the past 4 years" "My dad isn't willing" "You must only somehow unite us" "How long will you memorize?" "You've been reading this from 7:00 a.m as if it's some exam" "I'll read it one last time" "No...no Time's up" "Govindaraj, take it from him" "Welcome" "On behalf of Top TV, sponsored by Anjali Promoters this is your Urvasi presenting 'My golden moon of nectar'" "We'll see you again after a short commercial break" "Sir, please cut it" "What?" "Program has just begun" "You're announcing a break already!" "Since this program started I haven't got a hike in my payment" "Your boss comes in the morning" "And leaves before we wind up" "Now he came, wished me and vanished into thin air" "I can get him only if I go after him" "Please continue the program" "I'll make sure you get paid more" "In my dreams" "Okay, fine" "Sir, please go" "You want me to start and stop whenever you wish" "Your attitude sucks" "Please go, sir" "'My golden moon of nectar'" "You missed out on 'Top TV'" "I can say Top TV only after I receive the payment" "Keep quiet Don't interrupt me" "Let's go directly to our program" "Share your problem with us" "I'm in love with this girl for the past 3 years" "Her family has accepted" "But my father isn't willing" "'You have to cry'" "Madam, my name is Suresh" "I'm in love with this girl for the past 3 years" "Please unite us somehow" "Punch 2...camera 2" "Chief, my girlfriend is coming here it seems" "If she comes here she'll know this is rigged" "My love will go for a toss" "When the father character talks give me a line in my head phone" "I'll dub from outside and manage" "Chief, wave your magic wand!" "It's a question of my life" "You mess up your love even when luck favors you" "My fate!" "Hey incense stick!" "Connect that lady's voice to his ears" "Urvasi's voice?" "The father you selected who speaks like a female" "Hello Karthik" "Hello madam" "Do I look like 'madam' to you?" "Karthik, I want to say something to you" "Uncle, please listen to me for 10 minutes" "Should I listen to whatever you say?" "Why are you so angry?" "I was wrong to have kept you dangling without understanding you" "But you know what?" "My parents like you a lot" "Enough if your parents consent?" "Shouldn't I like you?" "That girl is sobbing her heart out" "Can't you relent?" "She can cry all she wants" "I can't accept it" "Please hear me out, Karthik" "Don't come near me...go" "Don't come near me" "Go...go" "Why don't you like me, Karthik?" "Why do you hate me, uncle?" "Why do you hate me?" "Don't you look at your face in the mirror every day?" "Let me tell you this frankly" "I love you, Karthik" "Chief, show has really warmed up very well" "Make the audience pulse hit the ceiling with a vehement 'no' as punch line" "Can't" "I can't" "Even if you stand upside down, I won't" "Hello, sir!" "I'm Divya's friend" "We both study in the same college" "I believe Divya knows you" "She asked me to meet you" "You're doing a show to unite lovers, right?" "We love each other" "Only you can unite us both through this program, sir" "We are both in love with each other" "But both our families are opposing our love" "You should only bring us together" "Please help us" "I'll unite you both" "Come" "We'll go there and talk" "The guests in our 25th show will be Ilango's son" "And Samudrakani's daughter!" "The whole of Tamil Nadu will be in a state of shock" "Show has to be really super" "Of course, we'll rock" "Madam, call for you" "An important call" "I'll be right back" "Ok madam" "'My golden moon of nectar' program's producer here" "For our 25th show, Mr Ilango's son and Mr Samudrakani's daughter are participating" "If we do this program we'll get revenue through advertisements" "You are sir's personal assistant" "If we don't let him know, it will misfire" "Can you please find out?" "'If this program is telecast I'll kill all of you'" "Madam, they are both not as ordinary as you think" "Especially in the last election Samudrakani forged the votes" "When 3 officers caught him he killed them in the voting booth!" "At least he turned into a rowdy" "But Ilango is a rowdy from the day he was born" "Heading the caste association he beheaded 13 men by creating riots" "Until now he has killed 48 people" "I believe he intends killing 2 more" "And celebrate golden jubilee" "Let us not be those 2 targets of his" "No need, madam They won't agree" "If they don't agree, it's okay" "Anyhow we'll shoot this program" "We'll make a lot of money through this program" "Poor Karthik and Billa" "They will be killed" "If they don't shoot this we'll shoot them!" "What are you saying?" "Did you really hear that lady say this?" "I had gone to the restroom while she was on the phone" "She has decided to kill us" "You're saying it casually like tonsuring one's head in Tirupati" "That lady has sent her henchmen" "Kill them" "Quick!" "They'll kill us Run faster" "They are cornered" "Do you have the key?" "Today is an auspicious day" "You shouldn't resort to violence" "Trying to play God with my boss's daughter?" "Blood...?" "No" "'Drink your tea'" "Hey boss!" "Only solution is to run away from this place" "Yes, chief, let's leave this place" "But what about my Divya?" "More boys have died for a 'figure' than for sugar!" "Do you have any sense?" "It's your call" "Collect the money for tea from him!" "Okay, chief, carry on" "Remember the agreement with that real estate shrew?" "We can escape today" "But one day she will hound us and kill us" "What are you saying...?" "Chief, there's only 1 solution" "If we unite them, we can ensure this show doesn't happen" "We can easily escape" "Karthik, you trust that chap too much" "He'll definitely let you down" "Wait and see" "Here he comes" "Your fare" "Why has he brought a hammer?" " You are unable to lift it" " Okay, go" "Why have you brought a hammer?" "Haven't you watched the film 'Kanthaswamy'?" "When actor Vikram goes to raid he'll always carry an identical hammer" "He threw that hammer at the audience!" "His body is strong enough to carry a hammer" "You weigh 3.75 kilos less than the hammer!" "You're unable to even balance your back!" "Then why moan and groan to carry it?" "Return it, sir" "You are yourself bent crooked" "And you're advising me, huh?" "Are you some big shot Oscar winning director?" "!" "He fell down" "Sir, bring that body" "Let's go" "Come, sir" "Ouch!" "My arm!" "Don't forget we are Income tax officers from the Central Govt" "We will speak in Malayalam so that he doesn't suspect us" "(Speaking in Telugu)" "If he asked you to become Mohanlal why are you becoming junior NTR?" "But why speak in Malayalam?" "We can easily cheat them only if we speak in Malayalam" "Our folks here believe Malayalis are intelligent" "They can assume that" "But I won't" "Knock on the door" "Goddess in Kerala, help us!" "These men seem to be ready to pounce on us" "Hi 'cheta' Good afternoon" "Who are you?" "What do you want?" "We are income tax officers" "Income tax?" "Looking at your nose, I think you doubt us" "Take a look at my pan card" "My expired credit card" "My old voting card" "Also I possess a sim card with no money" "Okay...please, sit" "I'll join you in a moment" "What are you looking at?" "Sir, at least now you believe in us" "Go upstairs and do your job" "I'm a director" "Are you teaching me how to direct?" "I'll only be here, move" "Shut up, man Everybody is watching" "I'll pay you promptly Please go up and check" "I'll do it for you...move" "Showing my expired credit cards and sim cards I'm claiming to be an income tax officer" "And he buys it without batting an eyelid" "Our people vote for such a dumbass" "Our dream of India becoming a superpower will only happen in movies, I think" "Out of curiosity whom did you vote for?" "I also voted for him!" "Please sit" "Sit" "Tell me" "'Cheta' I'm a Malayali" "But you don't know Malayalam" "So I will speak both in Tamizh and Malayalam" "Is it okay, 'cheta'?" "'Why is he calling me 'cheta'?" "'Maybe he found out about my humble beginnings'" "Why are you confused?" "No...nothing like that" "Shall I start my questions?" "Gopi, ready with the camera?" "Do you like Taj Mahal or not?" "What's the connection between a politician and Taj Mahal?" "Sir, when I showed you my card and spoke in English you didn't say anything!" "But if I speak in Tamil you're angry?" "Cheta sir, attack him in English" "No...it's okay" "Please speak to me in Tamil!" "Do you approve of love or not?" "Sir, there's money in this bag!" "'There is 5 million here'" "'I should make up some excuse and manage'" "If that's the case, go and check again" "You mango pit!" "I'll kill you" "Please go" "I'm also human" "I also empathize with people's problems" "I approve of love marriage" "In fact this month I'm getting 100 lovers married" "On behalf of the party!" "The 5 million he seized was given by volunteers for such a noble cause" "Question No 2" "If your daughter is in love with someone you'll be okay, right?" "Your thought, intention and question are all wrong" "My daughter will never make any blunder like that" "Question No 3" "If your daughter is in love with someone and if someone like us unites them what will be your reaction?" "I'll slice them" "I feel very sorry for your daughter and son-in-law" "I didn't mean my daughter or her lover" "But the ones who unite them" "Even though it's an old dialog he means it" "I'm petrified" "Before he acts on his words, let's escape" "So who will you choose as your son-in-law?" "I'll get her married to an industrialist's son" "Provided they ask for my daughter's hand formally" "I don't go back on my word" "No one can change me!" "When you spoke on the stage you promised to unite lovers!" "Now you're going back on your promise" "What I promised was for lovers" "Not my daughter!" "How's that?" "Question No 4" "If your daughter falls in love with a boy from a family with equal status like Mr Ilango's son, will you accept the alliance?" "He is my biggest enemy" "He has murder cases piled against him" "When he goes out with his family the police are waiting to kill him in an encounter" "What if my daughter goes with him and is killed?" "Therefore a vehement NO" "Sir, I found this sack full of documents!" "I think all the contracts and tender details of Tamil Nadu will be there" "God hasn't let us down" "If it's a sack full of documents there's sure to be something fishy" "We can blackmail him and make him accept their love!" "Why don't you say it with a smile?" "Your idea sounds fine" "But I'm shivering inside" "Shall we have coffee and then continue?" "Can we have coffee and then continue?" "Oh sure!" "Bring a cup of coffee for sir" "We must watch siren Shakeela's films and learn Malayalam properly" "Hey!" "Is the coffee hot?" "Do you have any common sense?" "You bloody dog, swine, mongrel" "You shameless junk of a jerk!" "'He's fluent in Tamil'" "If I see you again, I'll shove you into the gutter" "Hey...!" "'My Tamil has blown our cover'" "Slice all 3 necks in one blow" "This is only a dummy knife, right?" "You're holding a smaller knife on the actual 2 culprits" "Why such a big one around my neck alone?" "You kept saying I'll let you down" "But you blew the whistle!" "When there's a knife at my neck are you stabbing me with words?" "I smell something burning!" "If hot coffee is poured all over me naturally it will get burnt to embers" "Bring another tea and pour on his" "Shut up!" "Dad, please leave them" "I won't do anything against your wishes" "Please let them go" "Don't cry" "Don't cry, Vaishu" "I can't bear to see my daughter cry" "That's why I'm giving in" "Get out" "You heard him" "Take the knife off" "Let's scoot" "Run fast" "If I see you guys anywhere again" "Hands up!" "He has murdered so many people" "And sitting here like a Ganesha doll!" "Where have you all disappeared?" "Come here...fast" "Hey...stop" "We are CBI officers" "Who are these men?" "They're my guests attending a function in my house" "Is this gym-body your guest?" "They all look like trouble makers" "You better clear out" "I'm scared" "Oh no..." "I hate crowds" "You are flashing your teeth We'll kill your boss" "They are allergic to you" "Leave now" "Go...go" "They are pointing a gun at my forehead" "Sit down, I don't want to shoot you" "You got a gun in your hand" "Playing a game of 'robber-police'?" "I'll also join you, please" "Shut up" "Junior comedian Aarthi" "Looking like a sand bag" "What did Veda Miss tell you?" "Go to your room and see Connexions on Vijay TV!" "I know everything" "Shut up your bloody mouth, black monkey" "Give me that gun?" "I'll 1st shoot this kid" "Go inside" "Going overboard" "Ripe grapefruit!" "Chief, sit there" "Camera man, come and set it up" "Notorious rowdy" " Pasi" " Kasi" "Is he Kasi or Pasi?" "Kasi" "Kasi was shot and killed an hour ago" "We feel you are somehow involved in that death" "Sir, that's so unfair" "People will bad mouth freely How can I accept all that?" "I am hearing about this only through you" "Mr Rowdy, you're lying" "Your friend's daughter was in love with Kasi" "On your friend's request, you killed Kasi" "Am I right?" "No...never!" "Accept it, sir" "You can never escape from the CBI" "'Because I made fun of her, is she planning to pour acid on my face?" "'" "Forget that" "One small help" "If you don't mind..." "He's my friend" "He is in love with a girl for a long time" "He has also been trying to ditch her" "He has failed so far" "You should only help him!" "You're already there Isn't that enough?" "'This is CBI's way of fishing out information'" "'If I say I don't advocate love marriage...' '...they will at once confirm I'm involved in this murder'" "'I will handle it differently'" "I think you got me wrong" "Look at me properly I'm not that kind of a person" "Then you'll accept if your son falls in love?" "If he falls in love with some politician's daughter you'll agree, right?" "I swear I won't" "Then I am sure he has only killed Kasi" "Why are you hell bent on calling me a murderer?" "I have my own reasons for opposing this" "Because my son loves a girl and someone in her family disapproves and commits suicide" "And if their relatives also commit suicide seeing this" "How traumatic it will be That's why I am against it" "You think you are being very smart!" "Give you 2 tight slaps" "Is your son God's gift to mankind?" "Whom will you get him married to?" "I'll look for a traditional girl who will fit into my family ideally" "Can you buy her in Ratna stores?" "A girl who will adjust to my family's needs" "One who doesn't take my son to live with her in her parents' house" "'Why is this little devil looking at me intently?" "'" "'Come out, I'll exorcise you with neem leaves'" "'Where is she running to every now and then?" "'" "There are many murder cases pinned against you" "There's only one escape route" "He's the ruling party leader" "If you get your son married to his daughter then I'll take care of everything" "Turn around" "Everything is over, sir" "That pumpkin kid saw me in Top TV" "And reported me to these goons" "All your ideas involve risking my life" "I know their house Can I go bring them?" "They gate crashed" "And threatened me with a dummy gun" "And you offer to bring them back" "Go and kill them" "If you do something stupid our son might do something drastic" "Have you forgotten that we fell in love too?" "After all he has your genes" "If you still continue to create problems you won't see both of us alive" "That's it" "Okay, don't cry" "I love him as much as you do" "She'll get her way shedding a sea of tears" "Don't hurt those boys" "Let them be...go" "I agreed, right?" "Why are you still sobbing?" " Go inside" " Let's go, son" "Sir, our channel has only 1 camera" "Karthik, no one has ever escaped alive from those rowdies" "Our good luck we got away because of family sentiments" "Hereafter we shouldn't go and talk to them or meet them anywhere" "Karthi, slow down" "'My golden moon of nectar' program'" "'Family feud between Tamil Nadu's politicians'" "They have 6 hours to see this poster" "Before that enjoy everything you wanted to till you are 60" "You can keep my pocket money and this is the cash I stole from my mother" "For your good heart you'll be killed in just 1 blow" "Don't be scared" "Go, boss Only 6 hours left" "Why are you asking me to go?" "Aren't you coming?" "Only your face is on the posters" "Really?" "World is a sphere Please turn around" "Who's that?" "Looks smart, just like me" "Oh gawd!" "It's me" "What is this?" "'The star hero of the show who will host the coral jubilee'" "'Congratulations Manobala'" "'I know you wouldn't have done this out of goodness of heart'" "Tear it...tear it down" "Normally when you give them 1000 posters they will only paste 100" "But my bad luck they've stuck them all" "At least you've posed with your arms folded" "So you have grace time 6 hours" "But I'm waving my hand joyously" "I have only half an hour" "Before I land up in Pattaya I think I'll end up on a bier" "Give me the cash" "Before I die I must drink chilled beer" "Chief, I've decided" "Let's not stay in this place" "Let's go elsewhere" "Really?" "Only Divya will think about me and suffer!" "What rubbish, she'll suffer" "Send her a 'hi' from your new sim" "She'll ask 'who are you?" "'" "Then she'll ask 'where are you?" "'" "Then she'll send 'let's meet'" "The next chapter in love will begin" "Divya it seems!" "Let's go" "They might close the liquor shops by 10:30 p.m" "Hey, bad omen A mortuary van" "Chief, that's an ambulance" "Is that so?" "I'm scared of anything and everything!" "Hey chief!" "Don't lament" "Let's go" "Any sound reminds me of the funeral conch in my ears" "Start...start" "'After 10:00 p.m it is girls' time'" "'They'll keep texting and calling anyone and everyone'" "'Must turn off his phone'" "Our life is in danger" "And you're meddling with your phone now" "Who is calling me now?" "You switched off my phone and now you'll flirt, huh?" "I just want to see who" "Are they threatening us over the phone?" "Where are you running?" "Tell me and go Let me also come" "Wait" "Don't escape alone" "I'll also come along" "Why did you come running in such a flustered state?" "Oh!" "You love me so much, right?" "You love giving love letters to all the girls you meet!" "But when you heard I was getting married I'm glad you got so agitated" "I'm not like that anymore" "I love you truly" "If you feel so intensely, being in love with me for just 6 months" "Hey!" "Come out" "'God of death, Yama usually comes on a buffalo'" "'But He has come in an Audi car!" "'" "They've been in love for 3 years" "How will they feel?" "Doesn't she have money or good looks?" "What does he lack?" "For all the problems they faced they could have split up long ago" "But that is not love" "It is called frenzy" "Heart will be bursting with love" "But because of the fear of not being united many lovers haven't expressed their love!" "For all of them your program has given positive energy!" "So many suicides have been prevented" "You've planted hope in so many hearts" "And now who are you running away from?" "To unite lovers, the right mindset is required" "I fell in love with you only because of that mindset" "Seeing you escape I realize only now" "You united those lovers with just money in mind" "You united lovers by enacting dramas" "You're now scared to bring genuine lovers together" "After listening to her, you might have decided to unite them both" "Because you're a hero" "All the very best, Karthik" "Good luck for the show" "I'm leaving" "Walk out on me" "You talk so much about friendship" "This is friendship for you?" "As if we are Surya and Deva from the film 'Thalapathi'" "How long will you continue to cheat repeating this dialog?" "You won't marry the girl your parents choose?" "You're torturing me in the name of love" "Those days only lovers died" "But the one who unites them is dying nowadays" "Divya, my dad has spoken to both of them" "They are coming to the set tomorrow" "We've done our best" "The rest is up to God" "You also pray" "It's time for the program Haven't you left yet?" " I've sent back your car" " Why, madam?" "Because I won't anchor your show hereafter" "What happened, madam?" "You brought unknown people from villages" "And asked me to interview them" "I did and the show was a success" "I had no problems" "Now you've dragged in politicians and big shots" "They're calling me up and threatening me" "It's okay if they threaten me" "But they are disturbing my family" "My husband" " Where are you going?" " I'm going up to Forum mall" "Okay, dear" "Bye, dear" "Take care" "It's okay if they threaten me" "But they are threatening to kidnap and kill my husband" "What will we do if you tell us in the last minute?" "They threatened me in the last minute" "Madam, we can't do this without you" "Karthi, my family is my priority" "Madam, please help us" "Leave me alone, Karthi" "Madam, ple..." "Give it to me I'll ask her" "Madam, I'll come and fall at your feet" "She has hung up on us" "Madam..." "What do we do now?" "This lady is putting up her price" "That chameleon is hiding in some canal" "That bully Anjali is waiting for us with a sickle" "Start the camera" "Stop staring" "Come" "How did she come?" "Is Urvasi madam here?" "She has to come" "She said she won't come How did you get her here?" "They are villains who threatened to kill her husband" "We are from the media" "We can't stoop so low" "So I very decently kidnapped her child" "Oh my God!" "Get the show going" "Govinda, till the program ends keep the Damocles sword dangling" "I'll wait outside" "Madam, we are rolling" "Just ask the questions I've written down for you" "No extra questions" "This is my strict order" "Throw your order into the dustbin" "If something happens to my baby I'll burn down your channel" "Good morning, viewers" "On behalf of Top TV, sponsored by Anjali Promoters this is your Urvasi presenting 'My golden moon of nectar'" "Today is a day of golden opportunities" "Because Top TV viewers from whole of Tamil Nadu from all over the world are waiting for this show" "2 renowned families in Tamil Nadu are facing this 'Love-galatta'" "Who are the celebrities?" "Who are the lovers?" "What is the problem with their love?" "Will their parents agree?" "So many questions" "The result...?" "Only today we will know" "I am also waiting eagerly" "Let's go straight to the show" "Please sit down" " Your name?" " Mahesh" " Your father's name?" " Ilangovan" "That caste...that political party's leader?" "Yes, he is my father" "Okay, I understand" "Is the girl here?" "Ask her to come" " Hello, ma'am" " Hello, please sit" " Your name?" " Vaishnavi" "Your father's name?" " Samudrakani" " Member of Parliament?" " The leader's daughter?" " Yes" "The suspense has been broken" "A member of parliament and a political leader" "We don't need to elaborate" "Okay, both of you wait outside for a bit" "Anyway we need to meet both the fathers" "Punch, punch it" "Good day, sir Please sit" "Your son is deeply in love with a girl" "Are you aware?" "People will bad mouth freely How can I accept all that?" "I know this only through you" "Now you know, right?" "I've given you very good news And you're having a long face!" "That means you oppose love and people in love, right, sir?" "I think you got me wrong" "Look at me properly I'm not that kind of a person" "So you accept your son's choice" "I swear I won't" "You're a very influential man in today's society" "How can you go back on your own word?" "I have my own reasons for opposing this" "Because my son loves a girl and someone in her family disapproves and commits suicide" "And if their relatives also commit suicide seeing this" "How traumatic it will be That's why I am against it" "I'm not against people falling in love" "I approve of love marriage" "Then why do you hesitate to get your daughter married?" "Okay, sir" "What kind of girl do you want your son to marry?" "A girl who will adjust to my family's needs" "One who doesn't take my son to live with her in her parents' house" "Is this the way a man of your standing talks?" "Life is a circle" "A winner can lose and a loser can win" "This is a punch dialog if hero Vijay says it" "Why do we need this?" "Go back to the show" "Let me ask you finally" "Will you agree to let your son marry the girl he loves?" "I swear I won't" "Ma'am, this is the right moment" "He has said no" "Just wind up and go for a break" "Did you listen, viewers?" "The boy's father has refused vehemently" "Is your heartbeat racing?" "So is mine" "I don't know if the girl's father will agree or not" "Let's wait and see" "We'll go for a short break" "Cut this now" "I don't know if my baby is okay" "She goes with anyone who buys her ice cream" "Should 1st change this habit" "Honey, is the ice cream yummy?" "I have to go back Just a little longer" "I'll finish it and come" "Hey!" "Come here" "How many times have I told you not to do programs like this?" "Sir, look at my situation" "A man is holding a knife over my daughter's head" "How will I not agree?" "Why can't you do some" "Shut up" "Threatening a woman" "Look here" "What I don't understand is" "Tell me" "You've tied me up here" "Who is my clone on your show?" "Is he my dupe?" "What funny business are you up to, nailing me in?" "As if I crucified you This is your own doing" "Listen to me" "You don't know my power And you're acting funny with me" "Not knowing this I kissed your stupid face" "Looks like he will kill me first" "Serves you right, rowdy" "How dare you do this" "Stop screaming" "What is this program?" "They want us to nod our heads and they'll get this couple together" "But we're sitting here royally" "Who cares if they tie us up?" "We just tied them up" "How will they talk on the show?" "Why are you changing the background?" "It was a huge mistake to hire you I think" "Why are you killing me like this?" "Chief, don't get me tensed" "Come here" "What video is playing here?" "The video we shot in each of their houses" "What was the first question we asked Ilango?" "We asked him if he had a hand in rowdy Kasi's murder" "What did he say?" "He said 'people will bad mouth freely'" "'How can I accept all that?" "'" "'I am hearing about this only through you'" "Now we'll ask a question to suit that answer" "What question?" "Your son is in love with a girl Do you know about it or not?" "How will he answer?" "'People will bad mouth freely'" "'How can I accept all that?" "'" "'I am hearing about this only through'" "Super!" "You are framing questions for their answers already recorded" "That's why you're changing the background like a drawing hall" "Now you understand?" "Some random stranger will walk into your house" "Flash his visiting card" "And show you a sim card" "And you swallow all that You have no brains?" "This small kid knows what a sim card is" "You made them come inside with all their cameras" "Blabbered away to glory!" "And now it's being telecast on TV" "He's a fool" "He would have blabbered" "I'm not like that" "I've spoken sensibly Crystal clear words" "Crystal clear and sensible" "Come and see your performance" "How do you think you are acting?" "Don't glare" "Raise your emotion a bit It isn't enough" "Emotion" "I'll stamp you so many times you'll know what motion is" "Threatening me, huh?" "It isn't easy even with people seated here" "You expect me to emote to an empty sofa!" "Okay, start" "Welcome back to 'My golden moon of nectar'" "'Live' show, ma'am" "Smile while you speak" "Welcome back to 'My golden moon of nectar'" "Let us talk to the girl's father" "Let's ask him what his problem is" "Welcome to our show, sir" "This isn't me" "They are fooling the public" "Shut up, man" "Do you like Taj Mahal or not?" "What's the connection between a politician and Taj Mahal?" "In your election promises your first endorsement was... '...approval of inter-caste marriage'" "Right?" "Inter-caste marriage naturally means love" "Epitome of love is Taj Mahal for all of us" "That's why I asked if you like Taj Mahal?" "Okay, cut to Samudrakani" "I'm also human" "I also empathize with people's problems" "I approve of love marriage" "They are quoting me out of context" "In fact this month I'm getting 100 lovers married on behalf of the party!" "At least I spoke indirectly" "You've accepted openly" "So you support love" "Then you must be able to accept your daughter's choice?" "Your thought, intention and question are all wrong" "Hey!" "Shut up, man" "My daughter will never make any blunder like that" "You're in front of me now because your daughter fell in love" "No, it was a different question" "This is the case of jumping from the frying pan into the fire" "Shut up" "Look, sir" "What can you do if your daughter insists on marrying the boy she loves?" "I'll slice them" "They are youngsters What crime have they committed?" "They fell in love and got married" "How can you say you'll kill them?" "I didn't mean my daughter or her lover" "But the ones who unite them" "Cut it, my tongue is twisting!" "I can't see him I can only hear him" "And I'm having palpitations!" "Should I continue the program?" "Why are you calling Govindaraj?" "Govindaraj, don't do anything" "Okay Continue" "Come" "What, sir?" "You only say 'kill' or 'cripple'?" "Why are you saying you don't want this boy?" "Cut the dialog" "Raise the music" "Cut this and move to madam" "Do an intercut now" "That's not me I'm here" "Chief, before you send them send the cameraman in" "Go to the right, take a close up" "Before you roll lift your hand when ready" "Vaishnavi, run in Don't relax" "Vaishnavi, don't go" "Because of your mistake" "Please agree, dad" "Please accept him" "Sir, please..." "We love each other sincerely" "Move left" "Go for a close shot" "Keep rolling Don't cut" "Keep rolling Don't go wide" "You have to pan Don't zoom" "Madam, this is the last chance for your son's love" "Cry with all your heart So viewers will believe you 1  2 ready?" "Your turn now" "I asked you to stay at home Why did you come here?" "Sir, why are you holding on to false prestige with your child?" "Didn't we fall in love and get married ourselves?" "Wretched chap!" "If she could fall for his ugly face why can't he just say 'yes'?" "Why are you stopping our son's wedding?" "So sad!" "She is more concerned than you, sir" "Dad, please agree She really loves me" "Vaishnavi, get up and cry" "Try to understand, dad" "If you say okay, he'll agree too" "You think I'll agree if you do?" "Sir, you counsel for the whole town" "Your daughter is fighting for her love for so long" "She may faint!" "Just give a positive reply, sir" "Don't cry" "Don't cry, Vaishu" "I can't bear to see my daughter cry" "That's why I'm giving in" "Thank you, sir That's good news" "Then what, sir?" "The girl's father has agreed with an open heart" "You also" "Look there" "Just say yes, please" "You're the one who fell in love" "You should have said okay first" "Okay, don't cry" "I love him as much as you do" "She'll get her way shedding a sea of tears" "Very glad" "So both parents have agreed" "Viewers, please don't believe this farce" "Next step is the wedding" "So wipe your tears" "Both sides have agreed" "Happy, now?" "Go, freshen up and come back" "Don't delay" "You must exchange garlands within the prescribed auspicious time" "Sir, you've both agreed" "But your faces look angry and sullen" "Go and wash your faces" "Tell everyone the good news" "So many are waiting outside" "Thank you, sir" "Ask him to punch camera 3" "Camera 3" "Well orchestrated show for true love to win" "Brought to you by 2 youngsters" "Karthik and Billa are the brains behind this show" "Shall we call them?" "Karthi, Billa, come" "Let me go to the loo" "Come on, you guys" "Viewers are keen to see you" "Get up" "I'm touched by your respect!" "If you do this, they'll think this was all my idea" "Let everyone know it was yours" "Get up" "You should be face to face with viewers worldwide, turn around" "They are the masterminds All I did was act" "It's time to get married" "Ask the groom and bride to come" "Come, come quickly" "Come this side" "Where are the parents?" "Oh!" "They are announcing the good news to their volunteers" "Good...good" "Look how your son has lured my daughter" "Shut up" "Not him" "Mano, bring the garlands" "Hold" "Exchange garlands" "Vaishu...!" "Stand together" " Billa!" " Karthik" "We won't let you guys live" "We'll chop you to pieces" "We'll speak to another couple same time tomorrow" "Until then, your Urvasi" "You forgot to say Top TV's name" "Get lost" "Bull!" "I want to ensure my baby is fine" "I'll murder Govindaraj" "I'm coming, my precious darling!" "Standing over her with a Damocles sword" "Stick that in your head" "Story is over" "Get lost!" " Mom?" " What?" "Who are these grandpas?" "They are robbers" "The police will arrest them now" "Let's run away" "We got them together" "Wonder what will happen to us?" "They are ready for their honeymoon without so much as a thank you" "You should be pun" "Okay, be happy" "Better untie me" "Don't do anything to us" "The girl and boy requested" "I came for his sake" "I must take the main road Don't follow me" "Wait!" "Don't let them go" "Finish them" "You heard it right?" "Do the same" "He's robbing even my words And I'm related to him by marriage!" "I'm not related to you" "I can't run" "I think we'll get caught in a dead end" "Please don't kill me" "You'll join them together and you think we'll let you go?" "Come, come" "They are both coming out" "You are both powerful leaders" "Both of you have your own set of followers and votes" "If you get together, people think you'll be the next chief minister" "What do you think about that?" "'What?" "'" "'The next chief minister?" "'" "'Sounds awesome'" "'But I doubt if he'll agree'" "What do you think, sir?" "'There are so many cases against me'" "'And the police are waiting to kill me'" "'If he's the chief minister, we'll be related'" "'And no one can touch me'" "Long live Samudrakani Future chief minister!" "Take a good photo" "Sir?" " Let them go" " Okay, sir" "What happened?" "He said, 'let them go'" "We didn't even stab them and they're lying there dead" "Wonder what their performance will be when they get married!" "They got scared of us and left" "Yes, chief"