"Translated by 'Hall'/8L Studios" " Project 'BRContent'" "I traveled in a world without borders" "Where moles can sing!" "On a journey full of mystery" "I'm serious, will face it?" "Werewolves with big mouths" "I swear boy, it's to kill!" "I saw the future in purple eggplants" "The spectrum of cute creatures [...] [...] They'll have to beg" "Haunted Tales for Wicked Kids" " Historietas Assombradas (para Crianças Malcriadas)" "Season 1" "Episode 0 (Alphonsinho, the invetor" " Pilot)" "I'm back!" "I came back here cause your parents are working hard" "Then you ask me:" ""Why is this my problem?"" ""I have to deal with that old?"" "and I answer you: "Yes!"" "You'll have to put up with me" "And I'm not going to make it easy for you" "And you'll have to deal with it" "Cause in my time wasn't a piece of cake" "It wasn't easy" "I had to sew my own clothes" "Hunting moles to eat" "Escape from monkeys and alligators" "And from monkeys-alligators" ""Is there a monkey here?" "!"" "And what I say?" ""Yes," there's a monkey here!" "My videogame!" "Haha well done!" "Why are you spying on me?" "No, I, wow, I just came to warn you that back here has rats!" "Damn!" "Total loss" "Did you mention "ducks"?" "is there ducks here?" "Oh my goodness, ducks!" "Yes, here is infested with disgusting ducks" "No, I mean, there's rats!" "Hmm rat yeah, rats" "And your cat looks like it will not solve the problem" "What cat?" "there's no cat here and this cat?" "This is not a cat" "What a silly boy" "This is a man trapped in a cat's body" "Can't you see?" "Of course I can see a man trapped in a cat's body" "These glasses are magical!" "What are you saying?" "that I'm lying?" "Before you were born" "I had already been in the 8 continents" "There are five!" "Ahhh in my time there were eight" "Here, see?" "This was the man" "And that coachman there?" "He turned into a mouse?" "No, it's much cooler than that" "Once upon a time an inventor named Alphonsinho" "Alphonsinho's family was rich" "But he didn't like comfort" "What he really liked was practicing science" "The boy had a lot of talent" "He was the inventor of the first "MP3 Player"" "Looks more like a "monkey-player"" "Can I continue?" "Yes!" "He was much more than a common inventor" "He was the best of the inventors" "Alphonsinho's fame comes to the kings" "Who were his customers" "Alphonsinho did nothing for cash" "And was always willing to help those in need" ""Help the deaf"" "The inventor spent his entire life between machines" "And stopped taking care of the valve that was operating all his body and spirit" "His heart" "And it was hard to be totally in love with the mysterious Gypsy" "He was determined" "He decided to conquer the girl" "Alphosinho thought:" ""What can go wrong?"" "I know all of mathematics, physics" "Chemistry, computer science" "Ohh, computer science no!" "Computer science, yes!" "Fine, fine" "And where does the cat in this story?" "Easy, Butt head" "Alphonsinho was lost in love" "He barely met the lady and already asked for her hand in marriage" "And the gypsy accepted?" "Of course she accepted" "This was her plan" "Alphonsinho was persuaded to marry on the same day" "No guests, no best man" "No cake, no balloons" "No candles to blow" "Wait, nobody blow candles in a wedding" "Do you want to hear the story or not?" "What can I say?" "In the middle of the ceremony, something unexpected happened" "The beautiful gypsy actually was a witch with hundreds of years" "Who turned the bodies of those who conquered in cats bodies" "Using the power of her suitors to stay young" "However, even in a cat's body" "Alphonsinho did not stop being smart" "So... that's how the scientist was trapped in the body of this pathetic animal" "There's only one problem" "You mentioned king" "If this is true, this cat has over a hundred years" "Exactly, it has over a hundred years" "The cat is already in the seventh life, poor boy!" "My grandma came to live here again" "She's crazy" "She said that her cat is an inventor who was imprisoned..." "Haunted Tales for Wicked Kids" " Historietas Assombradas (para Crianças Malcriadas)" "Sorry for any mistranslation"