" What is your hand doing down there?" " Well..." "I'm... helping." " I don't need help." " Uh, well..." " What?" " Forget about it." "Ok, don't take it for you, it's not personal." "Every guys are wrong." " Yeah?" " You don't know what to do down there." " But you're good at a lot of other things!" " Wow, can you teach me?" "Ok, so first: my clitoris is not a penis." "Licking it won't give me an orgasm." " Right..." " It's not a pie eating contest." "Take your time." " Ok..." " Focus on the target, watch it." "And then, attack!" "Cause you guys go without a plan, no strategy." "We need to be more military." "That's right!" "Oh and in the end, I don't like to feel that my ass is in a pool." " Right it's..." " So when you've finished," "I would like you to wipe your mouth." "On my stomach, on your hand, on the bed sheets, I don't care." "But do it." "Cause my lip gloss costs forty five euro, and it's a waste each time." "Wow, I feel better." "And you, something to say?" "Well... when you're doing a blowjob, could you play with the balls?" "Created by Maykel Stone and Sidney Soriano" "Ah, those using paper don't know the feeling of having your library anytime on you." " I did it!" " Hello." "Hevn Sorensen and Miley Evans." "We are your new neighbors." "You bought Alex and Audrey's apartment?" "Come in!" " We won't stay long." " I'm Nikolaus Zimmermann." " It's apples." " Excuse me?" " The pie." "It's an apple pie." " You are living alone?" "Yes." "I mean, no." "I'm alone now, my girlfriend is out." " She likes apples?" "Everyone does!" " Not Snow White." " Oh." "It's your girlfriend?" " Since when are you living here?" "Three years for me, four years for my girlfriend." "You'll like the neighborhood." " Great." "We like when it's calm." " Where do you come from?" " Paris." " Britain." " We travel a lot." " Do you want some tea or coffee?" " No thanks, we still have a lot to do." " And I need to clean the kitchen now." "Alright." " Say hello to Isobel for us." " I will." " Maykel!" "I thought you would never answer." " It's 6am here." " I forgot the time difference." " That's so you." " How is Johannes?" " Good..." " What with the hesitation?" " There was no hesitation." " I'm a friend and your analyst." "Don't lie to me." " There is nothing." "So can you explain to me why you finally answer the phone after two years of silence?" "I knew you'd call." " How?" "Even I didn't know 5 minutes ago." " Long story, but I'll explain soon." " What?" " I'm coming back in Strasbourg." "Finally!" "You'll see, a lot changed here." "And Nikolaus will be happy to see his brother." "Johannes stays here for work." " Too bad." "But bring us some Canadian gifts!" " Already bought some." "By the way, I'm coming with Greg." " Greg?" "But why?" " He is here for work, so we'll travel together." "That's not fair." "You're trading Johannes for Greg?" " I'm not asking you to seduce him." " Thanks, I'm in a relationship, and faithful." "It's so weird from you." "You thought I would end as an old lady with cats?" "Not cats." "Just one cat." "You can't take care of more than one." " Ok, it's time to hang up." " I'll be back in two weeks." "Great, we'll talk then." "Cause I'm the one paying the phone right now." " Say hello to Nikolaus." " I will." "I'll tell my mom that we have news." " He was strange." " Why does he come back?" "Don't know, I was deranged when he told me about Greg." "You don't need that to be deranged." "I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong." " What do you think of the new neighbors?" " They look nice." "One is smiling a lot and the other one not at all." "And the brunette, Miley," "I'm not sure she understands everything." " I saw them this morning." " And?" " Lesbians." " Miley and Hevn?" "Stop thinking about them!" "Anyway, I agree with you." "These girls are strange." " It's the first time you agree with me." " Probably the last, too." "But the way they act... they are hiding something." "Like what?" "You think they are aliens?" " You're going too far." " This Miley acts so weird..." " You're obsessed with her." " Not at all." " I'll keep an eye on you." " They are lesbians!" " And that's what guys like!" " But I..." "Don't try to justify yourself, it's worse." "Not at all." "PRODUCED BY Maykel Stone and Sidney Soriano" "CASTING BY Céline Bock" "EDITED BY Maykel Stone and Maxime Bobin" "CINEMATOGRAPHY Maykel Stone and Maxime Bobin." "MAKE-UP ARTISTS Emeline Vogel and Pauline Hauck" "STILLS Jean-Philippe Moreno and Caroline Belkhamsa" "ORIGINAL SCORE BY Bertrand Boulenger" "OPENING AND ENDING THEMES Josh Woodward" "SPECIAL THANKS To our photographs, makeup artists, Sony and Apple" "FILMED IN Strasbourg, France" "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"