"[upbeat music]" "♪♪" " [yawns] Ah, Sunday mornings." "My homework's done, my chores are complete, and I'm looking forward to a whole day of freedom!" "[upbeat music]" " Rise and shine, kids!" "We're going to Aunt Ruth's today!" "[music stops, record scratches]" " Yay!" " Aunt Ruth's?" "Today?" "No!" "Visits to Mom's aunt are torture." "She makes us look at a million pictures of her cats." " Here's Mittens in Egypt." "We were going to visit the Pyramids, but Mittens hates the heat, don't you, baby?" " She feeds us gross food." " Ew, when was this pudding made?" " Seeing as this flag on the label only has 48 stars..." " And she always singles me out to do special chores." " And when you're done scooping, you can start rubbing these bunions." "Don't forget my extra toe!" " Ugh." " Lucky." " The only Louds who get to skip out on Aunt Ruth's are Lily and Dad." "Aunt Ruth doesn't trust Lily around her cats, so Dad stays home and babysits her." "Lucky." "Wait." "Maybe I could be lucky too!" "So I thought, this time, why don't I babysit Lily so dad can see Aunt Ruth for a change?" " [coughing] Well, now, son," "I couldn't deprive you of your time with your aunt." "And--and I'm not sure you're really ready to take care of Lily, right?" "Right?" " But I've learned a ton about babysitting from Lori and Leni, not to mention the real pros-- you guys." " Well, he's got a point, honey." "And talk about a win-win!" "You'll get to spend the whole day with Ruthie!" "[mug breaks]" " Now, all you'll need to do is feed her, change her, and then put her down for a nap." " If I have to see that extra toe, so help me." "[sad music]" " Lucky." " It's not luck." "It's strategy." "Have a great day." " [sighs]" " [giggling]" " Come in, Lincoln." "It's Clyde." "Are we hanging out today?" " I'd love to, buddy, but I'm babysitting Lily, and you probably don't want to" " Are you kidding?" "I'm great with babies." "I'll be right over... and out." "Over and out." "[mumbling playfully] - [cooing]" " Mom says first thing, we got to feed her." "Here, you put her in the highchair, and I'll get her food." "Open up the hangar, Lily." "Here comes the airplane." "Okay, a little turbulence." " Here, let me try." "It looks like she doesn't want to eat." " She's just a baby, Clyde." "We can make her eat." "I mean, how hard could it be?" " [giggling]" " You know, I read in this book called "Food for Tot"" "that if you show the baby you like the food, she'll like it too." " Why were you reading a baby book?" " I was waiting to see my therapist." "Her lobby has a great reading selection." " Well, it's worth a try." "Mmm, Lily, chicken and gravy." "Doesn't that sound good?" "both:" "Mmm..." "yum, yummy!" "[stomach rumbling]" " Lincoln, why is there a dog on the label?" "[both screaming] [vomits]" "[Lily giggling]" "[laughing]" " Well, that was disgusting." "But at least I'm not scooping poop at Aunt Ruth's." "[farting]" " Speaking of poop..." " [babbling]" " This shouldn't be too bad." "I've seen Mom do it a million times." " [farts]" " Oh, g" " Lincoln!" "Speak to me!" " My whole life just flashed before my eyes!" " Let me try." "I've read all about this in "Oopsie, My Baby Made a Poopsie."" " [farts] - [gasps]" "That was weird." "Your life just flashed before my eyes." " [farts] [alarm blaring, both gasping]" " It's practically radioactive!" " Huh, radioactive, you say." "It pays to have a sister whose hobby is nuclear physics." "both:" "Ew!" " [laughing]" "both: [slowed] No!" "[grunting]" " Oh, God!" "Watch out!" " [laughing]" " Well, that was disgusting." " True, but at least I'm not buffing bunions at Aunt Ruth's." "Let's never speak of this." " [yawns]" " Uh-oh, I think it's somebody's nap time." " Not now, Clyde." "We're supposed to be babysitting." "Oh, you meant Lily." " "And so the beautiful Princess Lori" ""and the brave Sir Clyde lived happily ever after," ""while the dim-witted Sir Bobby was eaten alive by a"" " Okay, Clyde." "Let's not give her nightmares." "both:" "Yea-- both: [whispering] Yeah." " What should we do now?" " Zombie marathon?" "[both screaming]" " [crying]" " It's okay, Lily." "Go back to sleep." "You ever read any books about getting babies to sleep?" " Of course!" ""NapQuest:" "The Impossible Journey!"" "It says babies like white noise." "It reminds them of the womb!" " [continues crying]" "[cell phone ringing]" " Crud, it's Mom!" "I can't let her hear all this!" "Hey, Mom." " Hi, sweetie." "How is everything going?" " Great." "Smooth sailing." " Do I hear Lily crying?" " Oh, that, yeah, we're just having a teeny bit of a problem getting her to nap." " [crying]" " You know what always works for me?" "Taking her to the park." "That'll wear her out." " Uh, thanks for the tip, Mom." "Bye!" "Clyde!" "What happened?" " Sorry, Lincoln." "I couldn't turn off all the faucets in time!" " I'll go get the mops." " [crying]" "[giggling]" " Wow!" "Your mom knows her stuff." "I wonder if she read "Take a Walk on the Child Side."" " Okay, Lily." "Have fun with your little friends." "We'll be right over there watching you." "[both snoring]" "Clyde!" "Lily's on the loose!" " [screaming]" "[children chattering happily]" "[screaming]" " [screaming]" " [laughs, blows raspberry]" " Hey, kids." "Wait your turn." " Got ya!" " This is not polite, kids." "[both screaming]" " Lily!" "Lets get you home, Lily." "Well, that was a nightmare, but it still beats eating moldy pudding at Aunt Ruth's." " [crying]" " It's okay." "Don't cry." " Shh..." " Hey, is there something different about Lily?" "both:" "Because that's not Lily!" "[screaming]" "We took the wrong baby!" "[cell phone chimes]" " It's my mom." "They're on their way home!" "[both screaming] [both screaming]" "[both screaming]" "[both screaming] [both screaming]" " There was probably a better way to do that." " Where is she?" " I don't know." " Sorry." " Sorry, my bad." " Cute kid." "There!" "That must be her!" " [giggling] both:" "Wait!" "Stop!" " [screams]" " Excuse me, sir." "I believe this belongs to you." " [babbles]" " Darn!" "I always do this!" " [babbling]" " Whew!" "What a day!" "That did not go as I expected." "But you know what?" "I still win, 'cause I got out of going to Aunt Ruth's." "Strategy!" "[car horn honks]" " Mmm." " Why aren't they coming in?" "[cell phone ringing]" " Mom?" " Hi, sweetie." "I just got a call from Billy's dad" "Billy, from the playground." "Billy just came down with chicken pox, which means you and Clyde and Lily might have been exposed." "I'm afraid all three of you will have to be quarantined." "But luckily," "Aunt Ruth has already had the chicken pox, so..." " [giggling] [cats screeching]" " Lincoln, let Clyde watch Lily." "My bunions are aching something fierce!" " Well, so much for strategy."