"Hey, you're good:" "[Narrator] Princess Ardala returns with a plot to create duplicates of Buck Rogers for her own sinister purpose:" "Captain Buck Rogers, meet Captain Buck Rogers:" "As you see, Captain, you can be replaced:" "I want you to launch the attack against Earth immediately:" "What can one Buck Rogers possibly do against three?" "That's two down:" "One more to go:" " Boring, Buck:" "Boring:" " Which one?" "[Man Narrating] The year is 1987, and NASA launches the last of America's deep space probes:" "In a freak mishap, Ranger 3 and its pilot, Captain William "Buck'"Rogers, are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life-support systems: : :" "And returns Buck Rogers to Earth: : :" "500 years later:" "[Man] Ship stabilized at one-quarter power:" "Advance to half power:" "Roger:" "Advancing to half power:" "[Engine Fluttering]" "I'm getting severe vibrations:" "I'm losing it!" "I'm losing it!" "So much for Hero Number Seven, isn't it, Kane?" "If you keep this up, we'll have to message my father for more posthumous medals:" "There is nothing wrong with my design, Princess:" "Of course not:" "Except that it kills all of our best pilots because no one can fly it:" "Cancel the program:" "Princess, your father would never agree:" "You know that he..." "Sit down!" "I know what my father would agree to:" "As punishment for the way the Terrans have insulted me," "I'm to be allowed to destroy any city on Earth that I wish:" "Without this program, Princess, it will be impossible to penetrate Terran defenses:" "Then stop talking and find someone who can fly your Hatchet fighter:" "Perhaps you:" "No, not you:" "But there is a man who would be ideal:" "But: : :" "Buck Rogers would never agree:" "We don't need his permission:" "We have Lab 23:" "Mm:" "Once we have the prototype, we can always improve on the model:" "That I seriously doubt:" "It's beautiful, Twiki:" "What exactly is it?" "[Chirping] Just what you ordered..." "a ping-pool table:" "A ping-pool table?" "I ordered a Ping-Pong table, Twiki:" "Pool's an entirely different game:" "[Chirping] Well, there was a page missing from the construction manual:" "Somewhere between pong and pool I imagine, right?" " What is Ping-Pong, Buck?" " Oh, it's a terrific game:" "Two, four people..." "uh, excuse me, entities can play it:" "And you simply hit the ball over the net in the middle with those two paddles:" "Oh, I see:" "Maybe:" "[Chirping] Why, Buck?" "Why?" "Because: : :" "It's a game:" "[Chuckles]" " How quaint:" " Well, let's play it:" "You'll get an idea how it works when you see it in action, okay?" "I seriously doubt that:" "Get over there:" "All right:" "Pick up the paddle:" "All right:" " Now, I'll hit the ball over the net to you:" "You hit it right back to me, okay?" " If you say so:" "Now remember, if the ball doesn't go over the net, you lose a point:" " Ready?" " Mm-hmm:" "[Ball Thuds, Rolls]" " [Twiki] An ace, Buck?" " It didn't go over the net:" "I won:" "Well, uh, that was easy:" "What's next, Buck?" "[Beeps] Dr:" "Huer:" " Is Colonel Deering with you, Buck?" " Right here, sir:" " Colonel, would you please report to my office:" " Uh, right away, sir:" " And, Buck, you might find this interesting too:" "Huer out:" " [Beeps]" "Come on, Twiki:" " Our robot probes picked it up when it entered our solar system:" " It's like a letter from home:" "No offense, Buck:" "But it just looks like more antique space junk to me:" "Can I get a look inside?" "Yes, if you like:" "Good heavens:" "There's an astronaut:" " Who could it be, Buck?" " I can't be sure:" "That ship was flying recon in my time:" "[Buck] We might have taken training together at NASA:" "I'd like to take a ship up there and get a better look:" "Yes, of course:" "Take Twiki with you in case you have trouble with the air lock entry:" " [Chirping]" " Our records show no further launches after yours, Captain Rogers:" "Yeah, well, your records have been off before:" "Yes, Buck's right:" "There's a capsule up there with an astronaut aboard:" "Come on, Twiki, let's move it:" "[Chirping] Oh, boy:" "Use caution, Captain Rogers:" "Prepare for docking:" "[Buck] Easy does it:" "[Sighs] Nothing to it:" "Twiki, is it safe to open this thing?" "[Chirping] It is if you push green, green, red, green:" "Something must be wrong:" "Maybe it's stuck:" "Can you get it open, Twiki?" "You got it, boss:" "Theo was right, Twiki:" "It's a trap:" "Let's get out of here:" "Hey, what's goin' on?" "Well, Twiki, it looks like we're about to take a trip:" "[Chirping]" "The question is where?" "Captain Rogers:" "How good of you to drop by:" "Great costume, Tigerman:" "You goin' trick or treatin'?" "Defiance:" "I always liked that in a man:" "What did you think of my ingenious invitation, Captain?" " I was swept away by emotion:" " Leave us:" "Shall I order the ambu-quad disassembled?" "[Chirping]" "You ever have two broken arms, buster?" "No:" "I'd like Captain Rogers's visit to be a pleasant one:" "After all, a friendly ear in a strange place is such a comfort:" "[Chirping] Put me down, you big ox:" "Well, now that we're alone, Captain: : :" "Why don't we make ourselves comfortable?" "[Liquid Pouring]" "A toast:" "To friendships old and new:" "All right, Princess, what have you got up your sleeve this time?" "Why nothing: : :" "But myself, Captain:" "Terrific:" "Look, Princess, as soon as I'm missed, the Defense Directorate is gonna send a rescue squad after me:" "Granted:" "When they discover you're missing: : :" "And when they figure out where you are:" "By then you'll have had ample time to fulfill your mission here:" "My mission?" "Princess, we have been through this twice before:" " We have irreconcilable differences, remember?" " No, I don't:" "Let's make the most of your time here, shall we?" "Kane, is Lab 23 ready?" "Yes, Princess:" "Excellent:" "We'll be there immediately:" "Come with me, Buck:" "I have someone I want to introduce you to: : :" "An old friend:" "I can't imagine a nice guy like me knowing anybody in a place like this:" "On the contrary, Buck:" "I think you'll find you both have a lot in common:" "Kane:" "[Chirping] Holy cow!" "That's you, Buck:" "Captain Buck Rogers, meet Captain Buck Rogers:" "Something you threw together in crafts class, Princess?" "[Kane] Alloy skeleton, vat-grown protoplasm:" "The Empire's most sophisticated minicomputer for a brain..." " Zygot Mark 1, which will..." " That's enough, Kane:" "[Flips Switch]" " Fascinating likeness, except I'm alive:" " So shall he be:" "Once he's programmed to your neural responses," "Kane assures me we'll have a Captain Buck Rogers superior to the original model:" "[Chirping] Once a dummy, always a dummy:" "Shall we ready him for the neural duplicator, Princess?" "Run for it, Buck!" "[Man On P:" "A:] Alert:!" "Alert:!" "Intruder in Sector B:!" "Alert:!" "[Grunting] [Kane] You would be advised, Captain, to remember: : :" "You are only needed undamaged until the neural duplication is complete:" "And you would be well-advised, Kane, to keep your guards under control:" "Captain Rogers is not to be harmed:" "Yes, Princess:" "[Dr:" "Huer] Starfighter 1314, this is New Chicago Command:" "Come in, Buck:" "There's something wrong:" "I'm gonna check out a starfighter:" "Yes:" "Very well:" "But be careful:" "[Whirring]" "You look reasonably comfortable:" "Well, it's not exactly a sport coat and slacks, but it'll do:" "It's a neural capacitance suit:" "Do tell:" "Why am I wearing it?" " Because, Captain, you have something we want:" " I'm not feeling very generous:" "Wherever you've been and whatever you've done: : :" "Is recorded in the neural cells of your magnificent body:" "This suit will duplicate those neural memories for us:" "I pass:" "Negative:" "No thanks:" "Not today, Princess:" "Don't be nervous, Buck:" "It's totally painless:" "I'm not nervous:" "I just don't like the idea of your machine tiptoeing through my neural memories:" "Enough talk:" "Let's begin the search:" "Pleasant dreams, Captain:" "Ardala, I said no!" " Kane, if you touch that machine, I'll..." " You'll what, Captain?" "Anaesthetize him:" "There, his military experience:" "Lock on that:" "Record the patterns:" "We found the ship:" "Both Buck and Twiki are gone:" "And there's no sign of the capsule:" "Then they must have boarded it:" "Begin a grid pattern search immediately, Colonel:" "Acknowledged:" "Deering out:" "Any data from that robot probe, Doctor?" "The probe routinely recorded a ship's arrival at those coordinates, obviously Buck's shuttle:" "Twenty minutes later, the probe logged a departure from that area:" "The capsule:" "But its power should have been exhausted a century ago:" " Display:" " [Beeping]" "This is an electromagnetic pattern... the fingerprint of the capsule's drive:" " Any known pattern?" " [Beeping]" "This readout is characteristic of the Draconian Imperial drive units:" " [Beeping]" " They match:" "That wasn't a space relic after all:" "It was an Imperial trap:" "What have they done with Buck?" "What's going on?" "That's not very neighborly:" "As a matter of fact, that's not even friendly:" "Look at those reaction times:" "They're twice that of Draconian norms:" "It's absolutely incredible:" " Not as incredible as my Zygot will be:" " I seriously doubt that:" "If you doubt me, why are you aiding me?" "Because it amuses me, Kane:" "We have enough data:" "Terminate the illusion:" "[Typing]" "[Ardala On P:" "A:] Bravo, Captain:" "All right:" "You fooled me, Ardala:" "But fighting holographic images isn't like the real thing:" "On the contrary, Captain Rogers:" "We created holographic situations which are twice as critical as the real thing:" "We recorded your every marvelous response:" "My Zygots will be most appreciative:" "Guards, take Captain Rogers back to his cell:" "He must be very tired:" "[Chirping] Why are they doing this?" "They're programming that Zygot to be me:" "Then they're gonna send it back to Earth:" "What for, Buck?" "What are they trying to do?" "I wish I knew:" "Your father should be very pleased with your addition to his suggestion that we destroy New Chicago:" "Yes:" "It will be much easier dealing with Earth: : :" "Once we do away with that stuffy Dr:" "Huer: : :" "And that detestable Colonel Deering:" "You are truly your father's daughter:" "Everything is ready:" "Shall we go?" " Not yet:" "Bring Rogers to me:" " What for?" "You are not to question my orders, Kane!" "Ever:!" "Yes, Princess!" " You sent for me?" " I did, indeed:" "Make yourself comfortable:" "I need to make a decision, Buck:" "And I need your help:" "Another test?" "Not exactly:" "Not everything has to be work:" "Some things are simply pleasure:" "I may be a Draconian princess, but I still have feelings:" "If I told you that I'd adjusted to the idea that our relationship was one-sided, that your feelings for me would never be as intense as my feelings for you," "would you simply be my consort?" "Not your husband?" "No:" "Not your slave?" "No, Buck:" "Never:" "I'm sorry:" "I can't:" "But how can you reject me?" "I'm a Draconian princess:" "Buck!" "Look at me!" "Am I so horrible?" "Am I not beautiful enough for you?" " You're one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen:" " Then why can't you love me?" "I can't change my feelings simply because you want me to:" "But how do you know, Buck?" "You've never tried:" "Love isn't something that two people can try to make happen:" "They either have something very special or they don't:" "And we don't, Ardala:" "I'm sorry:" "Captain Buck Rogers:" "You think you're so special:" "One of a kind:" "Well, I have an answer for that:" "If I can't have you one way, I'll have you another:" "Hey, Princess!" "How you doin'?" "Who's this clown?" "Oh, yeah:" "That's right:" "You're me:" "[Chuckles] What's happening?" "Listen, I'm really looking forward to meeting this Wilma Deering, man:" "She is one sharp chick:" "She's something else, right?" " Well, there goes my reputation:" " Hey, you can't talk that way about me:" "Hey, you're good:" "But I'm good too:" "Remember, I have your mouse-like reflexes:" " Mouse-like?" " Correction:" "Catlike:" "Well, you got a real winner there, Princess:" "When are you gonna teach him to walk and chew gum at the same time?" "Out!" "Out!" "Your wish is my command:" "Gentlemen, please be careful:" "After all, I am the master mold:" "Hey, take it easy, Princess:" "Remember, brick walls do not a castle keep:" "Oh, shut up!" "I believe I have located Twiki on board the Draconian ship, Doctor:" " [Beeping] - [Theo] Yes:" "Those are his E:" "M:" "Transmissions:" "Fortunately, they're close enough to Earth to get a tight beam through:" "[Dr:" "Huer] Twiki?" "[Chirping]" "Can we use you as a relay to Buck?" "[Chirping] Take me:" "I'm yours:" "Buck?" "Buck, wake up!" "Hmm?" "What?" "[Dr:" "Huer] Buck, wake up:" "[Sighs] Oh:" "[Dr:" "Huer] Buck:" "Wake up, Buck:" "I must have been dreaming:" "I thought I heard Dr:" "Huer:" " [Dr:" "Huer] You did:" " Twiki: [Groans]" "Will you stop playing games?" "This isn't a game, Buck:" "This is Dr:" "Huer:" " It is you, Doc:" " Are you all right?" "Can you report?" "Excellent:" "They've finally gotten through:" "But don't let Captain Rogers reveal our plan:" "I don't have all the pieces yet:" "But as near as I can figure, they found a way to..." "[Static] We're getting distortion from solar flares:" "We're losing your signal:" "Can you get out of your cell?" "Well, I can try:" "What then?" "Wilma's waiting half a parsec from the mother ship:" "Well, I'll be right there:" "I hope:" "Good luck:" "Twiki, returning control to you:" "Thank you:" "[Chirping] I feel funny:" "Yeah, well, never mind that:" "If you can get that door open, we'll both be going home:" "[Chirping] Sure:" "Are the men in position?" "Yes, Princess:" "The magic touch:" "Let's go, Twiki:" "Let's go, Buck:" "Come on:" "[Man On P:" "A:] Alert:!" "Alert:!" "Intruder in Sector B:!" "Come on, Twiki:" "Let's go:" "All security guards, report to your stations:" "Code 3:" "Repeat:" "All security guards report to your stations:" "Code 3:" "[Chirping] Where are you, Buck?" "Buck?" "Hey, wait for me:" "Go wait in the storage room while I preflight the ship:" "[Chirping]" "Uh-oh:" "I think I'm in trouble:" "[Groaning]" "[Chirping] Buck, what happened?" "This is Captain Buck Rogers calling Earth Defense Directorate:" "Come in:" "[Wilma] Is that you, Buck?" "That's a big roger:" "I'm on my way home:" "Thank heavens!" "You're both safe?" "Oh, that's a negative, Wilma:" "Twiki didn't make it:" "Oh, I'm sorry, Buck:" "I'll meet you at the stargate:" "[Thunderclap]" " Come on, Buck:" "Let's go home:" " That's a big 10-4:" "Why the long face, Captain?" "Buck Rogers is on his way home:" "Boy, are you guys a sight for stiff eyes!" "[Chuckles]" "I'm sorry about Twiki, Buck:" "But we'll program another ambu-quad just like him:" "Oh, Dr:" "Huer, Twiki wasn't just another ambu-quad:" "He was Buck's best friend:" "And it just wouldn't be the same, would it, Buck?" "Well, who knows?" "I guess not:" "[Chuckles] I understand:" "You know, I'd forgotten how beautiful you are:" "Oh!" "Well, I'm glad to see you too, Buck:" "L: : :" "Think:" "As you see, Captain, you can be replaced:" "Do you feel better now?" "That Zygot was just the first:" "There will be three more, and they are all programmed to destroy New Phoenix:" "Using your neural patterns and our Hatchet fighters, they'll slip through Earth's defense forces like they're not even there:" "We'll bring you up to watch the attack, Buck:" "After all, you are the star: : :" "All three of you:" "And if you're wondering about the prototype, he's armed with a one-kiloton nuclear device: : :" "Which is programmed to detonate when he's with New Chicago's three top leaders:" "[Clears Throat]" "Buck?" "Are you all right?" "Sure:" "Hi, Wilma:" " Thinking ofTwiki?" " Twiki?" "Oh, yeah:" "I'm really at the dumps about him:" "Buck?" "You haven't been taking care of your plants:" "Plants?" "That's right:" "I like plants, don't I?" "Buck, what's wrong?" "I saw something on board the Draconian ship:" "Something important:" "It could help us against Ardala and Kane:" "Well, what was it?" "I'm not sure:" "They had me so doped up:" "Maybe if we got together with Dr:" "Huer and Dr:" "Theopolis, they could pull it out:" "Well, of course:" "As soon as Dr:" "Huer comes back from inspecting the outer defenses, uh, we'll meet:" "Great!" "It will be very explosive stuff:" "Yeah:" "[Buzzing] [Men Grunting]" "[Chirping] Ready?" "Ready as I'll ever be:" "[Grunting]" "You guys fighting or dancing?" "You're insulting a Draconian soldier, Earth trash:" "Oh, is that what you call yourselves?" "Well, I'd show you how to use those toys, but, uh, you probably bruise easily:" " Besides, I like a good fight:" " Earth trash:" "Come feel the sting of a Draconian soldier's stun stick:" "[Chirping] Ooh!" "That smarts:" "[Chirping]" "Nice work, Champ:" "They never laid a glove on you:" "Well, some days the magic works:" "[Chirping] And some days it doesn't:" "[Whirring]" "[Whirring Stops]" "Do you still think your Buck Rogers will be better than the real man?" "These are Imperial combat weapons, not my Buck Rogers:" "And, yes, they will be able to do anything he can, only twice as well:" "Really?" "[Chirping] Ooh!" "That tickles, Buck!" "Uh-huh!" "I knew it:" "They had you bugged:" "That's how they knew we were gonna try an escape:" "[Chirping]" "No wonder I felt so funny:" "Yeah:" "[Sighs] Now we can try and figure a way to sabotage Kane's duplicating machine: : :" "Without them listening in on it:" "Do you have a plan?" "Yes, an idea:" "I'm the master mold, right?" "A flawed master mold means ruined production models:" "I just can't figure out a way to flaw me:" "[Chirping] If you were a computer, I could short-circuit you:" "That's it!" "What's it?" "If you could send a low voltage current through my body, it would jangle my neural responses for about 20 minutes or so:" "[Chirping] And curl your hair too, Buck:" "Well, more importantly, it could give Kane and Ardala some very shocking results:" "[Chirping] All right, ready, Buck?" "[Electric Hum]" "I'm receiving strange synaptic responses:" "If I didn't know any better, I'd say he'd been drinking Antaraen brandy!" "Nonsense, Kane:" "Continue programming the captain's clones:" "Perhaps I've been too harsh with you, Kane:" "Yes, much too harsh:" "Well, I'm glad somebody else noticed:" "I was beginning to think I was crazy:" "Oh, no:" "Not at all:" "He's just not the same Buck Rogers:" "It's almost as if his spirit is missing:" " Yes:" " It's so strange:" "A possibility..." "psychosurgery while a prisoner:" "That's conceivable:" "Which would mean..." "[Door Opens]" " Hi, gang!" "What's goin' up?" " Hi, Buck:" "Correction:" "Should read, what's coming down?" "Wilma," "Dr:" "Huer, Dr:" "Theopolis:" " We're finally all together:" " [Man On P:" "A:] Red alert:!" "Red alert:!" "Evacuate Level 3:!" "[Alarm Ringing] What is it, Doctor?" "Security sensors have detected a Draconian bomb:" "Radiation profile indicates explosion is imminent:" " Where is it?" " A red alert search is being conducted at this moment:" "[Clicking]" " What are you doing here?" " The bomb is in this room:" "It's somewhere right here:" "Excuse me, sir:" "Detonation minus five seconds: : :" "Four: : :" "Three: : : :" " Two..." " Wilma, what..." "Bomb destroyed:" "End red alert:" "[Man On P:" "A:] Red alert terminated:" "That wasn't Buck:" "It was a robot:" "Yes:" "Doctor, I want you to put all Earth units on full wartime alert:" "We just don't know when Princess Ardala will make her next move:" "[Beeping]" "Well, it looks like the end of the line for Rogers the Robot, eh, Ardala?" "I gotta tell you, Kane:" "Your Zygot just doesn't have what it takes:" "That was only the prototype:" "The production models are far superior:" "Computer tests prove that they are capable of defeating any Earth unit easily, despite your childish attempt to sabotage their programming:" "Captain Rogers appears worried:" "Perhaps, Kane, for once you've got something:" "We are ready to strike:" "Shall I give the order?" "Patience, Kane, dear:" "First, send the Zygots to my chambers:" "I wish to inspect them personally:" "You see, Buck, with three Buck Rogers, you become, shall we say, redundant?" "[Ardala] At ease, Captains Rogers:" "Make yourselves at home:" "I've waited a lifetime for this moment:" "Not quite yet:" "Be patient:" "[Gulps Loudly]" "Join me:" " That sounds intense:" " I intend it to be:" "Maybe later:" "I'm into my own space right now:" "Typical bomber driver:" "Doesn't know how to handle anything: : :" "Including a woman:" " How would you handle a woman?" " [Gulps]" "Easy on the controls:" "Preflight her real slow while you're waiting for clearance:" "There was this one honey at Clark when I was flying F-16s with the Widowmakers:" "Gently!" "She was fine:" "But those F-16s, they were really sweet:" "I remember one mission..." "[Sighs]" "What can she conceivably do with three Buck Rogers for an hour and a half?" "Wild Weasel's ship said there was a Sam-12 on my tail:" "So I hit right rudder, grayed out..." "Hold it, flyboy:" " What?" " What about the woman?" "What woman?" "I'm talking about F-16s:" "I know:" "I know:" "For two hours:" "There's more to life than flying, Princess:" "What did you have in mind?" "Soft music:" "Slow dancing:" "[Garbled Chatter]" "What's the matter, Princess?" "Leave me alone:" "Leave me alone!" " Buck?" " What do you want, Ardala?" "Nothing:" "Never mind:" "I am Princess Ardala:" "Kane:" "Yes, Princess?" "Those Zygots?" "They had better know something about fighting:" "I want you to launch the attack against Earth immediately:" "As you wish, Princess:" "[Flips Switch]" "Earth is defenseless against you:" "And now, my Zygots, your instructions:" "Two of you will engage the Earth starfighters and keep them at bay:" "A third will avoid all combat: : :" "And will obliterate New Phoenix with an antimatter bomb:" "For the Empire!" "[All] For the Empire!" "Okay, Twiki:" "You got it?" "[Chirping] Sounds like a real long shot:" "Well, how was your party, Princess?" "The Zygots were launched 10 minutes ago:" "Soon New Phoenix will be a memory:" "You notice how she never answered my question, Twiki?" "[Chirping] Party must've been a bust:" "Poor Ardala:" "Always a bridesmaid, never a bride:" "Bride: : :" "Bride: : :" "Bride..." "What's the matter with you?" "Who, me?" "Me: : :" "Me: : :" "Me..." "Another Zygot!" "I've been deceived!" "You know, Twiki, sometimes you almost have to feel sorry for princesses:" "[Chirping] Almost:" "Let's truck, Buck:" "[Chirping]" "[Beeps]" "Come on:" "[Beeping]" "Here it is:" "It's coming in now:" "Hatchet fighters:" "The first wave of Princess Ardala's attack:" "Scramble all squadrons!" "Penetration section Oboe 3:" "You'll lead the first squadron, Colonel:" "Intercept those fighters and destroy them:" "Yes, Doctor:" "He's escaped in one of your hatchet fighters masquerading as a Zygot!" "Impossible:" "But I saw that Zygot in the cell!" "Readouts from the beings in those three ships:" "No human would register a positive electrostatic pulse reading:" "This way, Twiki:" "Come on:" "[Chirping]" "[Beeping]" "He's a fool:" "He'll never make it:" "The port's closing, Buck:" "Hang on, Twiki:" "It's gonna be a tight squeeze:" "Something must be wrong:" "Even my Zygots can't control a ship at that rate of speed:" "There is no error:" "It's impossible to capture him now:" "He's on an intercept with our attack force:" "That's just fine:" "Fine?" "What do you mean fine?" "What can one Buck Rogers possibly do against three?" "We shall see, Kane:" "We shall see:" "Echo Element, deploy as high squadron:" "Victor Element, fingers four:" "Any Earth station:" "This is Buck Rogers:" "Emergency transmission:" " Buck, is that you?" " Yeah, it's me:" "Running about half a light second behind three more me's:" "[Chirping] Here comes the cavalry, Wilma:" "Twiki!" "It really is you, Buck!" "[Buck] Yeah, I think so:" "Wilma, you're about to run up against three of the fastest, nastiest ships you've ever seen: : :" "Piloted by three duplicates of me:" "[Wilma] What are your tactics, Buck?" "[Buck] Don't close:" "Don't let them get on your tail:" "They'll try to bounce you from the rear quarter:" "I'm on my way:" "They're all over us!" "We can't hold!" " Alert!" "One of them has broken through:" " Objective?" "New Phoenix:" "[Zygot Buck] Okay, Buck Rogers:" "Looks like I win this time:" "One more second, no more New Phoenix:" "[Buck] Oh, no, you don't:" "Hang tough, Wilma:" "That's two down:" "One more to go:" "It's your turn to go, bro:" "Give me your best shot:" "All right:" "Catch:" "Boring, Buck:" "Boring:" "[Chuckles]" " Your move:" "Which way are you gonna break?" " Just keep your eyes open, son:" "Which one?" "Which one?" "[Chirping] Way to go, Wilma:" "You should have known your plan was destined to fail:" "The plan was flawless, Princess:" "It was the execution that failed:" "Kane, it was doomed from the start:" "Believe me:" "There's only one Buck Rogers:" "Now that is a Ping-Pong table:" "[Chirping] I liked the ping-pool better:" "Interesting:" "Yes:" "I must say it's very interesting:" "You wanna play, Doc?" "Oh, I think not:" "[Chuckles]" "Come on, Doc:" "I'll show you the ropes:" "It's easy:" "Ball: : :" "Paddle:" "You hit the ball over the net with the paddle:" "Here we go again:" "Uh, am I holding it correctly?" "[Buck] That's just fine:" "Now when I hit the ball to you, you hit it back, okay?" "You ready?" "Here we go:" "[Buck] That's, uh, Hey!" " Not bad for a beginner:" " Yeah:" "Rather:" "Quiet good, actually:" "Here we go again:" "[Chuckles] You know, uh, if I didn't know better, I'd think I was being hustled:" "Hustled?" "[Chuckles] What's hustled?" "Ah, it's just me, Doc:" "L-l-I'm kinda beat:" "I feel like something the dog dragged in:" "[Chirping] Cat dragged in, Buck:" "[Chirping] Uh-oh:!" "There's something fishy going on here, folks:" "Dr:" "Huer, it sounds like..." "A Zygot malfunction:" "It can't be:" "It just can't be:" "Gotcha!"