"Look, there goes our schooner!" "Hurry now, Grandma!" "What are you waiting for?" "For once, you get to wolf whistle as much as you want." "Go ahead!" "What's that strange smell?" "Rotten copra." "It always smells of rotten copra on any south sea boats." "And then there are cockroaches." " They're on board!" " Who are?" "Atomic spies." "We should all monitor them." "Huh?" "Nonsense." "They've told everyone who'd listen, they plan to start a coconut plantation... on one of the easternmost islands." " And do you believe it?" "The cannibals are coming!" "I daren't look." "Though this makes it even scarier." "Well, it was a wild bunch of football cannibals." "In the beginning, the mortality rate was great in the games." "But nowadays they play more gracefully, he says." "And peacefully." " Who won?" " No one." "It was a draw." "It's always a draw here on the island." "Oh, we forgot the wood!" "But it's also the only thing we've forgotten." "Swedish Radio presents" "Villervalle in the South Pacific" "Raroia" "Not until the ninth day of departure from Tahiti, did we finally arrive at the coral island Raroia." "Isn't it dangerous to go through the breakers like that?" "Dangerous!" "Clearly it happens sometimes, that a boat overturns." "But these sailors seem so skilled, that it's sure to be fine." "Well, now it's our turn, then." "Well, get ready and hop in, then!" "It'll go like clockwork, you'll see." " Mmm..." "like clockwork." "Where's Villervalle, then?" "There!" "Yes, that outfit would probably be appropriate for us all." "Are they also going to settle on Raroia?" "No, they'll just go ashore and stretch their legs for a while." "Every seventh wave is larger." "So the crew has to time it, so the boat can surf over the dangerous coral reef." "Where's Dad?" "Come on!" "This really went like clockwork." "We're not the first to have come ashore in this way." "Have you noticed that we haven't yet seen a living soul?" "Maybe the island is uninhabited?" "Then it's lucky that we have Robinson Crusoe with us, who knows everything about uninhabited islands." "It can't really be uninhabited, because here comes Friday." "From chief, come... come" "Then we have to change clothes first." "Are the clothes in the bag drier and better looking, then?" "It's best we keep up." "They're following us." "Grandma, Grandma." "Oh, thank you." "there'll be nose kissing, there." "What?" "If anyone tries to lick me on my nose," "I'll give them a really rough Swedish kiss (punch)." "Quiet, with your nonsense." "No one indends to lick you on the nose." "In fact, the natives just rub noses with each other." "So the only thing you have to do is stand still, look happy and let them rub." "# Arise, children of the Fatherland, The day of glory has arrived!" " The Marseillaise?" " Yes, indeed." "# The bloody standard is raised," "# Do you hear, in the countryside," "# The roar of those ferocious soldiers?" "# They're coming right into your arms," "# To cut the throats of your sons, your women!" "# To arms, citizens," "# Form your battalions," "# Let's march, let's march!" "# Let an impure blood" "# Soak our fields!" "Moule says that they call us "the children of the cold"." "And in the song they hope that we'll enjoy it so much here on Raroia, that we'll stay here forever." "What a guy!" "Kaoko, what are you doing here?" "I live here!" "Toukurangi, the chief is my Dad." "See you later." "How fine this is!" "And coral on the floor." "Well, there is plenty of room." "But not a single table." "We'll try and get one straight away." "Because no one wants to eat on the floor, I think." "Don't worry unnecessarily." "I promise, I'll cobble together a table in a jiffy tomorrow." "Well, then perhaps we should say thank you." "Thank you for the house." "What a really decent bed!" " I'll have this one!" " You certainly won't!" "Calm down, otherwise, I'll take the bed." "Ha ha, serves you right!" "Hey, you can have the bed." "I always sleep better on the floor." "How generous you are?" "But what's that box?" "It's an ordinary box." "Argh!" " What is it?" " I'm just testing the acoustics of the room." "What?" "Are you afraid of rats, Grandma?" "You, who has shot both lions and tigers." "There's a big difference." "Lions and tigers never climb up my legs." "Hurry up and smarten yourselves as best you can for the chief's party." "It's about time we got some grub." "I'm dying of hunger now." "Aren't you ready yet?" "You try to put on a wet dress, and see how easy it is." "I tried, Dad!" "Oh well." "It's passable anyway, Mom." " Thank you, Villervalle." " Well, okay then." "The dance depicts how frigate birds fly around high up in the sky." "They say that we're welcome and that the food will taste good." "The food, yes." "If only we got something to eat soon." " It's like a Swedish 50th birthday." " Worse!" "If I don't get food soon, I'll eat up the entire table cloth." "Save a piece for me, too, please." "The last bit of Toukurangis entertainment program is a spear dance, which at the time when the Raroia people were still cannibals, really was a kind of military drill." "Are we initiated in the Polynesian way now, Dad?" "Yes, this also means, that the village has adopted all of us." "Adopted?" "At my age?" "Food!" "Will the table be ready soon, Ernst dear?" "Märta, serve dinner on the floor!" "Do you know the stone?" "Haven't you seen the stone." "the hair, nose, the mouth." "Haven't you see it, in the lagoon, around here?" "Sjussov's map is similar to a real treasure map." "They ask about a huge stone, which looks like a man's head." "Too bad, I didn't get to know more about the Sjussov's." "Toukurangis wants us to prepare palm torches, if it gets dark before the schooner leaves." "I wonder where Villervalle has gone." "He's fine and probably eating somewhere, as usual." "Well, now we're isolated from the outside world, until the next schooner arrives." " When will that be, do you think?" " It may take several months." "So that if something happens, we must fend for ourselves, then?" "Well, what could happen to us?" "No, nothing unless Villervalle falls down from a palm tree, or Lena Lisa gets bitten by a shark, or we all get sunstroke." " You have a doctor with you." " Yes, we've got you." "Worthy successor to Sven Hedin." "Onward to adventure, forward march!" "Subtitles by Faxeholm and Squashy Hat"