"(KNOCKING)" "Good morning, Mr. Fredricksen." "You're ready to go?" "I'll meet you at the van." "Just a minute." "I wanna say one last goodbye to the old place." "Sure." "Take all the time you need, sir." "Typical!" "He's probably going to the bathroom for the 80th time." "GEORGE: (SCOFFS) You think he'd take better care of his house." "(CREAKING)" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "(RUSSELL SCREAMING)" "(CARL LAUGHING)" "CARL:" "So long, boys!" "(CAR ALARM WAILING)" "(CAR ALARM CONTINUES WAILING)" "(CRICKETS CHIRPING)" "(CAR ALARM FAINTLY WAILING)" "I'm standing adjacent to the location where yesterday, onlookers witnessed a liftoff by what some are calling," ""A flying house."" "Tell us what you saw." "Construction workers in the area say the flying house belongs to this man, recently convicted public menace, Carl Fredricksen." "City officials say the search will continue, but after yesterday's storm, there may be no clues as to where" "Carl Fredricksen and his house have gone." "It appears as if elderly public menace Carl Fredricksen has indeed escaped." "(CHEERING)" " Attaboy, Carl!" " (LAUGHING)" "(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)" "Okay." "Here we go." "Are you ready?" "Yeah." "Okay." "(KNOCKING)" "Good morning, Mrs. Peterson." "(STAMMERING) You ready to go... (MEOWING)" "(RUMBLING)" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "Yee-ha!" "(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)" "(CAR ALARM WAILING)" "(SCREAMS)" " (BOTH SCREAMING) - (CAR ALARM WAILING)" "(BOTH GASPING)" "(CAR ALARM WAILING)" "Oh, no!" "(LAUGHING) So long, suckers!" "(GLASS SMASHING)" "(CAR ALARM WAILING)" "(BOTH GASPING)" "CARL:" "Afternoon, boys!" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "(CAR ALARM WAILING)" "(CAR ALARM FADING)" "Mr. Fredricksen?" "(LAUGHING) That was so cool!" "Let's do that again, Mr. Fredricksen." "But next time, I wanna steer." "That was the craziest thing I've ever seen!" "(PANTING)" "DUG:" "Hi, there." "(BOTH GASP)"