"Here's a story on how strange is life with its changes and it happened not long ago." "On a high mountain plain where the sagebrush arranges a playground south of the snow" "lived a lamb with a coat of remarkable sheen." "It would glint in the sunlight, all sparkly and clean." "Such a source of great pride that it caused him to preen." "And he'd break out in high-steppin' dance." "He would dance for his neighbours across the way." "I must say that they found his dancin' enhancin' for they'd also join in the play." "Then one day..." "The a-boundin' up the slope came a great American jackalope." "This sage of the sage, this rare hare or hope caused to pause and check out the lamb." "Hey, kid, why the mope?" "I used to be something, all covered with fluff, and I'd dance in the sunlight and show off my stuff." "Then they hauled me away in a manner quite rough and sheared me and dumped me back here in the buff." "And if that's not enough, now my friends all laugh at me 'cause they think I Iook ridiculous, funny and pink." "Pink?" "Pink?" "Well, what's wrong with pink." "Seems you've got a pink kink in your think." "Does it matter what colour?" "Well, that gets a nope, be it pink, purple or heliotrope." "Now, sometimes you're up, and sometimes you're down." "When you find that you're down, well, just look around." "You still got a body, good legs and fine feet." "Get your head in the right place, and hey, you're complete." "Now as for the dancin', you can do more." "You can reach great heights." "In fact, you can soar." "You just get a leg up and you slap it on down." "And you'II find you're up in what's called a bound." "Bound, bound and rebound." "Bound and you're up right next to the sky." "And I think you can do it if you give it a try." "First get a leg up, slap it on down." "So every year, long about May, they'd load him up and they'd haul him away." "And they'd shave him and dump him all naked and bare." "He learned to live with it." "He didn't care." "He'd just bound, bound, bound and rebound." "Now, in this world of ups and downs so nice to know there are jackalopes around." "Wow, it's dark in here." " Now it's too bright." " File 82-7-0-2." "Agent Rick Dicker interrogating." "State your name." "Kari McKeen." "It's like Carrie, only with a K instead of a C, and an "ah" instead of an "a", only one R, and an I instead of an l-E." "Tell me about the incident." "Well, it started out like any normal sitting gig, you know, with the reassuring of the parent and all." "Mrs Parr, I can handle anything this baby can dish out." "Can't I, little boo boo?" "Who can handle it?" "Who can handle it?" "Mrs Parr?" "Mrs Parr?" "Well, she knows you're in good hands." "Now, who's ready for some neurological stimulation?" "It's time for cognitive develop..." "Who's the goo-goo baby?" "Where's the hiding..." "That was really weird." "Wait right here." "Hello, Mrs Parr, this is Kari." "I have a question about Jack-Jack." "Can you call me?" "Jack-Jack." "Baby?" "Where are you?" "Mrs Parr, it's me." "Jack-Jack is fine, but weird things are happening, and you need to tell me what to do, 'cause I'm..." "How'd you get...?" "We're gonna calm things down a bit now, and look at flash cards." "Won't that be fun?" "Triangle." "Good." "House." "Good." "Campfire." "Don't panic." "Baby on fire." "Baby on fire." "Good baby!" "Nice baby." " Yes?" " Is this the Parr's residence?" "Yes." "I'm Kari, the babysitter." "Well, hello, Kari." "I'm..." "You're my replacement." "Thank heaven you've come!" "What does "S" stand for?" "For sitter." "Yeah, sitter." "I was gonna have initials for babysitter, but I would have been going around wearing a big "BS."" "You understand why I couldn't go with that." " And you believed him?" " The baby was exploding!" "You ever sit an exploding baby before, Mr Dicker?" " What's that?" " Have you told anyone about this?" " Your parents?" " They thought I was being funny." "But you believe me, don't you, Mr Dicker?" " Sure, kid." " I wish I could forget the whole thing." "You will, kid." "You will." " OK, come on." " Oh, Mike." "Follow the sultry sound of my voice." " No peeking." " Mike?" "And open them." "Ta-da!" "What do you think?" "What was wrong with your old car?" "Three little words, Sulley:" "six wheel drive." "Come on." "Get in, get in, get in." "It's adjustable." "Will you cut it out?" "!" "It's like we've released a panther." "What?" "What, what?" "Don't just sit there." "Push the button." "I'll get it." "Sorry, sorry, sorry." " Hello." " Push the button." "Don't touch anything." "I'll do it." "Get out of the car, please." "Get out, out, out, out, out." " Hey, Mike!" " Get out of my car!" "That's weird." "The air bag didn't go off." "I miss my old car." "You know the vroom, vroom and the clang, clang and the bang, bang." "You wanna walk?" "Yes." "I'll have the daily special when you get a chance..." "Gosh, sure is a nice night." "It sure is... a nice night." "I sure hope Mater isn't waiting around anywhere to scare me, 'cause I'll freak out..." "If only you moved that fast on the race track." "Oh, buddy!" "You look like you just seen..." "the Ghostlight!" "Mater!" "Don't mock the Ghostlight!" "What is the Ghostlight?" "The Ghostlight is a glowing orb of blue translucent light that haunts these very parts." "Nah, don't be too scared, buddy, it ain't real." "It is real!" "It all started on a night like tonight." "The song dogs were wailin' at the moon off Cadillac Range while the summer wind blew hot like the breath of Zozobra." "A young couple was headed down this very stretch of the mother road when they spotted an unnatural blue glow and all that was left were two out-of-state license plates." "So remember, the one thing that angers the Ghostlight more than anything else is the sound of clanking metal." "As you head home tonight, keep an eye out." "The Ghostlight could be anywhere." "Well, good night." " I'm bushed." "Good night!" " Good night." "Good night." "Behind the clouds" "The sun is shinin'" "Believe me even though" "You can't quite make it out..." "Oh, no, it's the Ghostlight!" "Ghostlight, I respect thee!" "Return from where ye came!" "Oh, it's just a lightning' bug." "The Ghostlight ain't yeller, anyhow." "Sheriff said the Ghostlight is blue..." "The Ghostlight!" "The Ghostlight's right behind me!" "Now it's in front of me!" "It's right on my tail!" "The Ghostlight's gonna eat me!" "Let me know how it turns out." "Ghostlight's gonna strip my parts and sell 'em on the computer auction Web site." "Hey, wait a minute." "Gotcha." "Shoot, I knowed this was a joke the whole time." "You see, son, the only thing to be scared of out here" " is your imagination." " Yup." "That and, of course, the Screamin' Banshee." " Well, good night!" " Good night!" "The Screamin' what?" "You better run." "They say there's a Banshee out here somewhere tonight, but I ain't seen him yet." "Good night."