"SWEPT AWAY" "This is wonderful!" "Absolutely wonderful!" "A real paradise" "To think this paradise will be filled with shit rubbish and plastic bags" "Since we have to fake mass civilization, let's destroy it all" "What fun when there are 100 million of us" "The sea will be one big, open-air sewer lmagine!" "True bliss" "A concrete anthill full of no-hopers" "Europe's garden, my foot!" "Ok, but let's enjoy it now while it's still paradise" "This is no time to bust our balls with ecology" "Oh, no!" "God forbid!" "Let's all love one another" "Look at this brainy bunch of economic planners" "I'm quite right when I say that to save the very little that's left of Italy all Italians, especially the fast breeders should be interned in a faraway reserve" "Are you advocating mass sterilization?" "Yes, of course." "No need to joke about it" " We should, and how." " There she goes again!" " Let me drown!" " I'm talking to you, reds" "You opposed the referendum rather than upset the clergy" " What the fuck are you saying?" " The truth, my dear" "So the Republicans helped you win now?" "Without the Communists, you'd have fucking well" " All right, all right." " You'd have divorce in Italy" "Ok." "What about abortion?" "Not a word from you" "See how ignorant and thick you are!" "A Communist bill on abortion is currently under review" "What do you want?" "Abortion on national health?" "Yes." "Precisely that" "Or else a daily TV ad on the use of condoms" "Oh, fuck off, Raffaella!" "You've gone senile." "Totally senile" "He remembers fucking nothing." "The Malfa predicted it in 1970" "Oh, La Malfa!" "That harbinger of doom" "He makes more sense than the Socialists and Communists" "What's wrong with the Communists?" "The Communists as economic planners?" "After 50 years, all of Moscow wears yellow shoes and all of Stalingrad black ones." "And you dare criticize us!" "They aren't greedy merchants" "They're messy, the Russians." "An artistic nation" "Artistic, are they?" "So Stalin, to you, is intellect and debauchery" "He was great at setting up concentration camps in Siberia" "Flawless management" "Yes, madam." "Still nothing compared to Hiroshima" "Oh, God!" "Not that again" "What about your Stalin number?" "Anyway, let's focus on today's problems" "The Communists have always been in opposition and La Malfa's in the priest's pockets" "Priests?" "You rotten bastard!" "It's you who are licking the priests' asses" "You dream of governing along with the church" "Better forget that" "Fanfani will never allow your damn compromise" "You're so anti-Communist that you're scared we'll strike a deal with them" " That'd be the end for you!" " So that's your true aspiration" "A confessional with Stalin as father confessor a penance of 39 Hail Marys and 30 years in Siberia" "Leave Siberia out of this." "Your Communist phobia has inflicted 30 years of Christian Democrats on us" "But it's over for you now" "You've been busting our balls for 30 years" "Yes, we're fucking fed up!" "We'll never go for you." "From the pan into the shit" " Imagine!" " Sure, you'd rather have a junta" "What a look!" "Look at him." "He'd happily burn me alive." "He's obviously a red" "He's active in his local party branch." "Almost an executive" "Then he sees us as ruthless profiteers" "Let's hope he doesn't crack and kill us in our sleep" "Scared of the people's revenge?" "Begging for mercy?" "I'd never do that" "We starve widows and orphans." "Can you hear me?" " We starve the proletariat..." " Bitch!" "Fucking capitalist bitch!" " She's worse than him." " Now you know where I stand." "But I like my wine chilled" "Remember, Brezhnev himself likes his wine chilled" "If you serve him warm wine you'll end up in Siberia" "Can you hear that bitch?" "Just to make me angry" "What's that?" "What's that?" "Coffee, madam" "Reheated?" "Yes" "No, thank you." "Must be freshly brewed for me" "How marvelous!" "A real Southern bungler" "Listen, boss." "I have a complaint" "That lady, the blonde" "The one who hired the boat..." "Mrs. Pancetti" " Mrs. Pavone Lanzetti?" " She called me a bungler" "Let her call her husband a Southern bungler" "Or I'll throw the coffeepot at her" "Can't you make an effort for a month?" " They're paying you 500,00 lire." " Sure" "But if that capitalist bitch doesn't watch it, she'll fucking" "Gennarino, what are you trying to say?" "A real man's first duty is to preserve his dignity" "Are you making fun of me?" "It's a papal state, my dear." "And we know who's to blame" "Sure!" "The Communists, who in 1948" "Yes, my dear prick, the Communists themselves who in 1948 copped the Concordat with the Vatican instead of raising the anticlerical banner like La Malfa" "We must learn from you and La Malfa now" " You must learn from us." " Come off it" " Only La Malfa exists for you." " True" "I'm mad about him." "He's sexy." "I adore him" "What the hell are you wearing?" "Something simple for the boat?" "You look like the Pope" "It's not party-approved but it's lovely" "Look at your awful military breeches" "These are trendy Bermuda shorts" " Oh, my God!" " What's so funny?" "What the hell are you laughing at?" "Who's singing?" "Gennarino?" "What a mellow voice" "Even Communists have a heart" "Ask him if Stalin would cry and play the balalaika after signing mass death warrants" "He's thinking of his home, not Stalin" "Don't listen to her." "She's joking" "Why don't you stop playing Marie Antoinette?" "You're boring and common, and sound like the Candido" " That's right." " Offensive too, now" " That's really nice." " Keep playing" " I'll see you." " Full" " Of what?" " Kings" "Shamelessly lucky" "I won't give in to political terrorism and hide behind karl Marx as you do" "Who's hiding?" "I'm stone broke." "I'm a guest here" "You're being moralistic" "People with servants changed the world" "I've always known Marx had three maids" "What crap!" "This is no good." "Overcooked" "The spaghetti's overcooked." "Why did you let it overcook?" "Couldn't you pay just a little attention?" "Yes." "I'm sorry" "He's sorry all right." "He doesn't give a damn" " She's furious." " What happened?" "The capitalist whore's mad." "The spaghetti's overcooked" " It feels fine." " She likes it al dente" "Come on." "It's not so bad" "I like it." "Must be my appetite" "You like it, too?" "All right" "Enjoy your meal." "I'm dieting" " Was the pasta overcooked?" " Never mind" "Maybe Gennarino's punishing us because we're capitalists" "Nonsense." "Without you we'd be stuck in putrid factories sweating for a pittance" "However, while we're waiting for the final revolution let's try and have pasta al dente for once" "You're quite right." "Pasta al dente next time" "The water's simply wonderful" "An absolute paradise!" " At your service." " This is freshly caught" "We bought it from a local" "Let's have a nice fish stew, fresh and sea-scented" "Go easy on the red pepper though." "Last time it was like fire" " Red pepper really makes it." " It won't this time" "Busting our balls over fish stew, even" "I'll add red pepper all right" " Care for some coffee?" " By the way" " I'll be discreet about this." " Go ahead" "You should all change T-shirts before breakfast" " Sweat can be unpleasant." " You're quite right" "Some iced coffee, please" "That bitch!" "I'll change my T-shirt all right" "Just wait and see how I change it" "That one's filthy." "You can't wear that" "Ok." "A fresh T-shirt for her ladyship" " Here's the coffee." " Hurry" "I'll take it to her in my clean T-shirt" " Coffee for the rich whore." " This is some loony cruise" " Your coffee, madam." " Thank you" "What's that clownish thing you're wearing?" "You requested us to change our T-shirts, didn't you?" "Gennarino, are you being facetious?" "Me, facetious?" "I always have a few more rounds" "Going to bed, darling?" "We'll have a few more rounds" "Night, everyone" " Aren't you playing?" " Can't afford it" "I'm coming with you" "They're playing for millions." "Totally crazy" "Good night" " Good night, Professor." " 'Night, Pippo" " What's new, boss?" " Strike me dead!" "Quite a set-up down there" "The husband's gone to bed to sleep while the wife stays up and plays cards" "I'd send my wife to bed with a kick up the ass" "What kind of husbands are they?" "Wimps" "They've loosened the reins and the women take advantage" "The man goes to bed while his wife drinks and plays cards" "What a way to behave!" "Why?" "What do you do at your place at night?" " I drink and play cards." " And your wife sleeps" " I'm a man!" " Well, they do the opposite" "That's correct." "And you think it's right?" "Those jerks spoil our women." "Who'll wash our underpants?" "Look what I found in the brunette's cabin" "I think it's hashish" "I knew it." "They're too relaxed" "I knew something was cooking" "A drug, isn't it?" "Hashish?" "Let me sniff it" " Well?" " This is "marijuana."" "Marijuana, is it?" "Ever tried it?" " Are you crazy?" " Want to try?" "What an idea, you fool!" "You might like it and get hooked" "You'll get sick, steal, and go to jail" "How tragic!" "San Gennaro's fire" " Let me try it." " Certainly not" "I'll keep these." "Go to bed, you pervert" "Fuck you!" "We could've had an orgy." "Go fuck yourself" "Go to bed, moron." "Orgy, my foot" "Thrill-seeking when he has six kids and a pregnant wife" "Do they all think this rotten yacht is a brothel?" "That idiot wants an orgy with marijuana" "Downstairs is a gambling den" "Give me the shits and I'll have you all put away" "I'll step outside while you're emptying the ashtrays" "It's so smoky in here" "Ah, fresh air!" "I was dying of heat" " What time is it, Pippo?" " 7 p.m." " 7 p.m." " Afraid so" "Good Lord!" "How can that be?" "Rafaella, you're up at last" "Damn!" "Why didn't you wake me?" " I've slept all day." " Since 6 a.m." " Where are the others?" " They left ages ago" "They took a dinghy to the caves" "Lower the other dinghy." "I'll have a swim before dusk" " At this hour?" " Why not?" "I'll take my suit, my sweater in case I'm cold" "Is the dinghy ready?" " Gennarino!" " What's up?" "Get a dinghy." "Madam's going out" "A dinghy at this hour?" "It's late" " Who said?" " Some dickhead" " Madam, there's a current." " So what?" "Just that..." "the caves aren't close" " And the sun's setting." " So what?" "Nothing" "I feel we should go back" " Why?" " As a precaution" "It's all the same to me, but I must warn you" " It's getting dark." " Dark, my foot!" "We'll have another 30 minutes of light at the caves" " I've warned you." " All right!" "You've warned me and I disagree." "Too bad" " Are you afraid?" " Me afraid?" "I'm not afraid at all." "I'm having fun" "What's up now?" "I knew it" "They had to come here and bust my balls" "How delightful!" "It's like having wet spark plugs" "This is perfect" "Damned filthy slut!" "Damned dirty whore!" " What are you mumbling?" " I'm swearing to myself" "Nothing to do with you" "If we could see the others, at least" "That would be asking too much" "Damn this fucking battery!" " What's going on?" " I don't know, madam" " I just don't know." " That's great" "Fucking engine!" " Is it broken?" " Well, it's not working" "I was destined not to swim today" " Do something." " Am I just sitting here?" "Damn!" " Is there any hope?" " Hope never dies, madam" "Are you sure we have gas?" "Yes, we have" "Let's wait, then" "Lucky the sea's calm now" "Shit" "This is really dragging on" "Pippo should have been here." "He knows about engines" "I can't win" " Aren't we going too far out?" " I warned you about the wind" " That's irrelevant." " No, it isn't" "The last thing I want to do is argue" " Try to do something." " Not much I can do" "What do you mean?" "You can't fix it" "My God..." "Why go out in a boat if you can't operate it?" "I can't stand a bumbling, amateurish approach" "All right." "It's no use getting all uptight" "It's chilly too." "Good thing there's another sweater here" " I'm so cold." " Be my guest" " This sweater really stinks." " It's mine" "Sorry" "What a great adventure" "Damn it!" "Now it's pitch black too" "Never mind." "They must come back this way" "Let's hope so" "Of course" "They won't choose tonight to circumnavigate the island" "Besides, even if they do when they don't see us they'll come and find us" " Let's hope so." " Not again!" "You're like some bird of ill omen" ""Let's hope so" is exactly what I mean" "The sea is vast, the current strong, and we're too far out" " Do something about it, then." " And I can't see a thing" " Aren't there any oars?" " Yes." "To row where?" "Take it easy there." "Watch it" "Watch it?" "You're the one who'd better watch it" "He's the sailor, and I'm supposed to watch it" " Look at this." "It's night!" " I told you" "No, sweetheart" "You didn't tell me the engine might break down" "As if I'd be here now!" "Never mind now." "It's no use playing the bird of ill omen" "They'll come and get us" "Just look at him" " Do we have a flare gun?" " No, we don't" "I knew it." "Never trust anyone" "All right." "Let's not get melodramatic" "They'll come and get us" "Let's hope so" "Let's hope so, yes!" "Look at the mess I'm in because of that bitch" "Why did it have to be me?" "Let's see what's wrong with this fucking carburator" "Rotten thing!" "Oh, Jesus" "Oh, Mother of God" "Where is he?" "Help!" "Oh, God!" "Nice swim, eh?" " I dropped my knife." " What did you say?" "What are you talking about?" " My knife fell overboard." " By itself?" "How come they haven't turned up yet?" "Where are we?" "Damn it" "I can't see land anymore" "Holy Mother!" "What are those idiots doing?" "Why haven't they come?" "What have they been doing all night?" "Nothing!" "The sea is big but people's idiocy is even bigger" "Maybe they're waiting calmly for us" " What?" " I didn't say anything" "You never say anything" "They have everything on the yacht" "Courses, charts, radar..." "even choppers" "Why don't they come and get us?" "They should have spotted us in no time, those jerks" "Bunglers, that's what they are" "They lack initiative." "They're absolutely hopeless" "I bet they're waiting for us, blissfully unaware" "Leave that engine alone." "You don't have the know-how" "Forget about it." "It's so irritating" "That'll be the day" "Pig-headed, aren't you?" "Just as well." "We're leaving at last" "A stroke of fortune after so much bad luck" "About time!" "Let's hurry it up." "I'm dying of thirst" "Back to the boat, quick" " Which way, please?" " Are you asking me?" "I won't accept responsibility" "Come on." "You're the sailor." "How would I know?" "Why put the burden on me?" "Sailors know about charting courses" "How would I know?" "Try to figure it out" " From the sun, the stars..." " The stars, yes" " That, at least." " At least" "Let's try to avoid winding up in Africa" " Let's hope so." " What do you mean?" " Which way are you going?" " You tell me" "Do you prefer left or right?" "I can veer to the right" " Are you being funny?" " Funny, my foot" "You want to go left?" "I'll go left" "This is sheer stupidity" "Maybe, but I refuse to accept the responsibility" "All this turning is burning up gas" "Tell me where to go, then." "Want to stop and sunbathe?" " Want to swim?" " Let's go that way" "I'm not afraid of decisions, unlike some people" "Let's hope for the best" "And don't say "Let's hope so" in that baleful tone of yours" "Come here!" "Gotcha!" "A beautiful, fat sardine" " For you." " It's revolting." "I'll throw up" "Eat it." "It will help stave off hunger and thirst" " Like that!" "Never!" " Hold on a sec" "I've added a little salt" "Come on" "Be brave" "I'd advise you to be strong, otherwise..." " Yuck!" "It's disgusting." " Give it to me" "Why did you do that?" "You threw it overboard" "I could've eaten it myself" "It took me hours to catch it" "With my own bare hands!" "And you threw it away" "All right." "Calm down." "Fasting's good for us" "It keeps us trim and it's cleansing" "All dietitians say so" "No use glowering at me" "Think of your Southern women" "They lose their figures once they're over 20" "At 30, they look 50." "Worse than Turkish women" "He's still glowering." "You should put them on diets" "They're forced to diet..." "because of poverty" "Please spare me the social statement" "Oh, Gennarino, I'm so bored" "Oh, God..." "Good God!" "Help!" "Let me blow it" "She's thrown away my whistle now" "We're shipwrecked." "Help!" "They'll never hear us." "We're downwind of them" "There's no way out." "Let's try with the oars" "With this current?" "Where would we end up?" "Never mind" "Good heavens!" "This boat is really rolling" "Don't tell me the weather's changing" "A storm's all we need right now" "That's it." "My cigarettes are wet" "No cigarettes, no gas..." "end of story" "Never mind" "What on earth are you doing standing up?" "Stop talking." "Stand up and act as a sail" "A sail?" "My body as a sail?" "That's quite idiotic" "With evening gowns maybe..." "This is sheer lunacy" "A sail!" "To go where?" "Do you know which way the wind is blowing?" "No, I don't" "I had to be shipwrecked with a fuckwit of a sailor" "All right." "Let's do the sail." "Happy?" "If we knew the direction of the wind, at least" "Are we going south?" "Don't tell me we'll end up in Africa for real" "That Qaddafi guy has a bit of a temper" "That'd be fun, believe me" "What if they don't find us tomorrow?" "I can't take another night of this" "I'm sick, very sick" "What will we do if we're not rescued by tomorrow?" "He sleeps" "That's all he can do." "Great help, he is" "Being shipwrecked is one thing but with this..." "this nigger!" "Patience" "Land!" "Look... there's land" "Land!" "Hurry up." "I wouldn't want the wind to change..." " Direction?" " Yes." "Land!" "No worries." "We'll be there in 30 minutes" "We'll need to watch the reef" " Why?" "Because of our dinghy?" " Yes" "Nonsense." "Dinghies are made for landing" "They used them to land in Normandy" "They're virtually unsinkable, the ad says" "Well, we should sue them." "Unsinkable, my foot!" "Ouch!" "Help!" " I'm going to ask for help." " I'm coming" "You should be a bit more patient in a situation like this" "Don't you think?" "It's so rugged." "Ouch!" "Be careful!" "The ground's quite rocky" "Maybe I ought to go first and have a look" " You can wait here." " Certainly not, Gennarino" "Out of the question" "You might get lost and never find me again" "No." "I'd rather come with you, my dear" "We're sure to come across a house, a hotel a road, an expressway, a motel of some kind" "Oh my God" "The nightmare's over at last" "I'm dying for a coffee." "Iced, naturally" "I'm afraid that coffee will be a bit hard to" "What?" "I can't hear you" "I'm afraid we'll have problems with your coffee" "Why?" "We've landed on a wild, uninhabited island" " Uninhabited?" " There's nothing" "Not a soul to be seen" "But... that's impossible." "Nonsense" "We're not in the South Seas" "We're in the heart of the Mediterranean." "It's impossible" "It's possible all right" "Why do you carry on like that?" "I'm not a child" "If I say it's deserted, it's deserted" "I don't believe you" "Who says so, anyway?" "Cape kennedy control tower?" " You didn't see properly." " I saw very well" "I can assure you, there's not a soul to be seen" " It's a wild, deserted island." " That's impossible" "Look around you." "They look like the Dolomites" "It could be Sardinia, or Sicily." "How do I know?" " Go and have another look." " Up there?" " No thank you." " What?" "No, I'm not going back up." "I had a good look before" "Ok." "If you want to argue, I'll be quite clear" "Why should I trust you?" "You got me lost at sea" "You fucked up the engine, you can't navigate you're inaccurate like all Southerners" "Why should I trust you as if you were Swiss?" "Forget it." "You're hopeless anyway" "One can't draw blood from a stone" " What did you say?" " Nothing" "I want to know what you just said" "Let's get this clear." "Are you threatening me?" "I said, "One can't draw blood from a stone."" "Listen carefully, Mrs. Raffaella Pavone Zampetti" "I'm fucking fed up with you" "I do what I fucking like!" "Slut!" "Who do you think you are?" "Go fuck yourself!" " You oaf!" " Fuck yourself!" " Boor!" " Fuck yourself!" "Uncivilized lout." "I'll fix him" "I don't take these things lightly" "I'll fix him, the turd!" " Trollop!" " You'll see" "Where am I going now?" "Ouch!" " You swine!" " Whore!" "You rotten bastard!" "Slut, whore, harlot..." "They'll all be strung up soon enough" "Filthy deckhand!" "Fuzzy-haired Sicilian!" "What do you call someone like him?" "A turd!" "Kiss my ass!" "Harlot, whore, slut" "You're a turd." "A king-sized turd" "Scumbag!" "Dirty whore!" "There's a limit to what a poor devil can put up with" "Then he just fucking explodes" "You're an immature coward" "Subproletarian jerk!" "It's gone to his head" "What does he think he's doing?" "Gennarino is no more." "Fucking whore!" "You're in fucking trouble" "Africa, Ethiopia..." "Negus!" "We're going to have fun, Mrs. Pancetti" " You're in fucking big trouble." " It's the slave's revolt" "The Bastille all over again!" "You're a whore, a hooker, a harlot" "He's doing a Spartacus, this shithead" "Look at the mess I'm in because of that damned oaf" "You dirty, social-democratic prickteaser" "Fuck!" "Hey!" "Anybody home?" "Nobody there?" "Nobody" "Hardly surprising in a land forsaken by God and man alike" "So you're here." "We're never without Christ on the cross" "You're worse than Coke" "A fishing net" "All torn" "There's nothing in here." "Nothing at all" "All right" "You're an abject individual." "A despicable coward" "You'll live to regret this." "There must be a law" "I'll have you hailed." "Neglect and dereliction" "You're eating while others are starving" "That's right" "A law like that would put all the rich behind bars" "Since we don't have it, only the poor are in jail" "You fucking Communist!" "If that black animal thinks he can be a turd with me he's grossly mistaken" "With all these birds around there must be eggs" "Goddamn nature!" "I knew it" "Proletariats can turn into rotten bastards" "When they get hold of power, they use it" "Blackmailing, depriving, exploiting" "They're worse than Hitler" "Damn nigger!" "If he thinks I'll go to him and beg he's got it all terribly wrong" "I'd rather starve to death." "I swear I would" "Sell me that fish" "I'll pay any price" "Did you understand?" "Playing deaf, are you?" "Listen, I know you're a rotten bastard but you wouldn't let me starve to death, would you?" "All right." "Let's be logical about this" "You have the upper hand" "How much do you want for that fish?" "One hundred thousand?" "Two hundred?" "How much do you want for that damned fish?" "Come on." "Enough of this joke" "You're exaggerating, aren't you?" "I'm ill." "And I've hurt my foot too" "I'll give you half a million." "Scumbag!" "Keep insulting me" "I know it's not easy being an underdog" "But there's a problem" "This fish... is not for sale" "Why not?" "Because I've just decided to do what you bunch do" " Us, what?" " Yes, what you do" "When you burn fruit to keep prices high" "Isn't that what you do?" "Well?" "Murderer!" "I'm an ignorant bungler" "You're the smart, organized murderers" "You're smoking my cigarettes." "Thief!" "Didn't you throw them away?" "That lobster wasn't very tasty" "Anyhow, listen carefully, woman" "Lesson One!" "No money can buy you my fish" "If you want this fish, you'll have to earn it" "Understand?" "Wash my underpants!" "Never!" "Here they are" "That's the best I can do" "Believe me..." "I'm ill" "Give me that fish" "You don't deserve it" "Besides, you should say please" "Please, Gennarino." "Come on" "What?" "Gennarino?" "Mr. Carunchio!" "Mr. Carunchio!" "Mr. Carunchio, that's right" "Here's your fish" "Listen." "This is preposterous." "And cowardly too" "Well, do I have a washing machine here?" "No, I don't." "So someone has to wash my underpants" "Mr. Raffaella has never washed anybody's underpants before" "Where are you going?" "Wait." "I have an injured foot" "Now that she's lost her status she has to learn to wash my underpants" "Wait!" "Work enobles man, and woman even more so" "Mr. Carunchio" "I don't understand why you refuse to help me" "I've hurt my foot." "Look." "Mr. Carunchio?" "Wait for me." "I have an injured foot" "Where are you going." "Please be kind" "What's come over you?" "Don't you realize I'm lame?" "I'm addressing you politely." "It's very rude not to answer" "Where's he going?" "Listen to me" "A house?" "This is wonderful" "This makes a big difference" "We won't have to sleep under the stars" "What's he doing?" "Are you leaving me outside?" "It's getting dark." "I'm cold" "I'll get a chill." "Be kind, Mr. Carunchio" "What do you mean?" "Don't tell me you have some deviant plan in mind" "You rich people can be quite depraved" "Of course!" "What's dawned on him now?" "Let's see now." "Correct me if I'm wrong" "I was shipwrecked and have come to this shitty place to go to bed with you!" "With a beast like you!" "This great specimen of Mediterranean manhood!" "Have you looked at yourself?" "Yes, I have." "I'm considered very handsome" "Yes, by experienced women of quality who have more femininity in their little toes than you have in your whole body" "Swine!" "Rotten lout!" "You ugly Abyssinian!" "It had to happen to me!" " I'm cold." " Pigs keep warm with leaves" "I'm ill" "You ludicrous, vain, black midget!" "The things I've always loathed" "Listen now, I find you repulsive" "Did you hear me?" "Was I clear?" "You're repulsive" "I may catch pneumonia, but I had to tell him" "I'm so cold" "Maria... my coffee" "How disgusting!" "What's so good about torturing a poor woman?" "A poor woman, is that what you are?" "Ok, a rich woman!" "Come on." "Let's get to work" "Get it?" "No work, no food." "Go inside and clean" "But..." "Holy Mother!" "Isn't this torturing game over yet?" "Why are you doing this?" "Isn't our stupid shipwreck enough?" "Why do you want me to pay for all social injustices?" "What do you stand to gain?" "When we're rescued, if you're kind to me you won't regret it." "Come on." "Enough's enough!" "How do you know they'll come and rescue us?" "How do you know we won't have to spend years on this island?" " I'll kill myself." " Go ahead." "Suit yourself" "But if you want to eat, you'll have to work." "Ok?" " You're hurting me." " I won't be your servant" "No way." "The party's over." "You'll wait on me now" "Woman serves man and not the other way around" " You're hurting me badly." " And I'll hurt you even more" "Until you learn who the master is" " kiss the master's hand." " Pardon?" "Kiss it" "You damned rich slut!" "You made me spit blood" "Even yesterday you still called me disgusting kiss the master's hand." "Kiss it!" "Or leave and don't come crying to me" "I'll have no mercy" "You're a worm" "Lesson Two" "I won't take any more insults from you" "Get out of here!" "Kiss it!" "Kiss the master's hand" "kiss my hand" "You're allowed to work now" "Run!" "Faster, you idiot." "My fish will get away" " It's very hard here." " Quick, you moron" " I could fall and break a leg." " Run!" " You must obey at once." " I'm doing the best I can" " Why hit me?" " Don't argue, woman" " What do you want from me?" " When I call, you run" "How can I fucking run?" "Shut up, idiot!" "You must obey." "Enough!" "Some temper!" "Here's the water" "Why are you sitting down?" "Why not?" "I've worked." "And I deserve it" "Get up" "I want to be waited on" "Have you ever invited me to your table on the boat?" "Now I want to be served" "Everyone gets their turn" "Don't you agree?" "This fucking lady" "This wine's warm, the pasta's overdone" "The coffee's stale" "I want more." "I'm hungry" "Remember the abuse I copped from you?" "That'll do" "You despised us." ""Sweaty T-shirts... disgusting! "" "Some salt" "So we'd feel smellier and filthier than pigs" "And we'd change our T-shirts ten times a day because milady was disgusted" " Gennarino, please." " Gennarino?" "How dare you?" "Mr. Carunchio" "This is a nightmare." "Mr. Carunchio" "Without pulling a face" "Water" " It's right there!" " It's warm" "Fetch some from the stream" "One must be patient" "Unfortunately, I like it cold" "Just like you and Brezhnev with your wine" "Run." "I'm thirsty" "The last of your former smokes" "The best one" "You threw them away, didn't you?" "What are you staring at?" "I can stare at you as much as I please, woman" "Think I'm staring at your ass?" "Big deal!" "As if I would" "And when you were sprawled out in the sun like pigs?" "Your tits hanging out" "Yes, your tits." "As if we didn't exist" "As if we were animals, not human beings" "But you porkers knew very well that we were men" "And you relished the thought of us lusting after you" "Remember?" "Of course you do" "Dirty capitalist slut" "Show me your tits now" "Come on, uncover your melons" "Hear me?" "Keep on playing deaf, then" "Are you bashful?" "Madam's bashful" "How come you weren't embarrassed before?" "In fact, you enjoyed it." "Admit it!" "You all sprawled out in the sun and us dying of lust" "You naked capitalist bitches were provoking us" "You perverts!" " Undress!" " You filthy pig!" "You're fighting back at last." "Fucking bitch!" " Let go of me!" " I'll teach you a lesson" " Come here." " Help!" "You coward!" "You're a coward." "Help!" " Go on, shout." " Help!" "She's crying for help, the idiot" "Who's going to help you?" "Idiot!" "Let go of my hair." "Stop it!" "You criminal!" "Help!" "Go on, keep screaming" "You'll pay for everything" "Let go of my hair." "Stop it!" "Kick me in the balls, eh?" "Not bad for a lady" "And I'll kick you in the ass" "You rotten social-democrat capitalist whore!" "You coward!" "Worm!" "Scum!" "Swine!" " Let go of me, swine!" " You'll pay for everything" "Let go of my sarong" "Why should I pay for all of life's injustices?" " You're obsessed." " Obsessed, my foot!" "Get away, you maniac!" " I give up." " Do you?" "Too easy, my dear" "There's a drop here" "This is for the recession you and your friends caused by dodging tax and sending money to Switzerland" "What's that got to do with me?" "This is for the poor devils who can't get a hospital bed though it would kill them if they did" "Why me?" "Am I responsible for all the evils of the world?" "This is for the increase in the price of meat, parmesan public transportation and gas" "This is for the oil and retrenchments" "For the Christian Democrats" "VAT and the special levy" "This is because you made us scared of life itself" "Come here." "The best part is still to come" " What are you doing?" " Getting intimate" "Yes, I am." "I'm tearing off your panties" "That's it." "Let's finish this off" "I'm dying to shove it up that sweet joy trail of yours" "To pump you till you're totally wrecked" "And make you feel what a real man is like" "You've never known a real man" "Filthy, powerless, capitalist whore" "I hate you." "But I like you" "And you know it." "I liked you on board, too" "Dirty bitch, I can feel you're dying for it" "Don't move." "You have no way out" "Come on, say it" "Have the courage to say what you feel inside" "You're bursting with desire." "Hear how she moans" "Like a frog squashed by a cart" "Confess your burning desire." "Come on, say it." "Admit it" "You want it." "You're saying yes, you slut!" "Well, it's no!" "Because I'm saying no" "To an ugly, illiterate lout to someone who wore smelly T-shirts to someone you called filthy Southerner to someone you found disgusting your yes is not enough!" "You must love him" "You must fall in love" "Head over heels in love" "You're already my slave." "I want you as my love slave" "You'll crawl at my feet, and beg for mercy" "Your loins will burn with desire with crazy passion, like a sickness" "I'll get under your skin, into your head your heart, your belly." "I'm going to be your God" "Is that clear?" "Either passion or nothing!" "You don't know yet who Gennarino Carunchio is" "I feel like that rabbit" "You killed it" "You're cruel" "You're so beautiful" "You're a real woman" "So sweet, like a tender eel" "Like a suckling pig to lick all over" "You make me die, my love" "No... that's not right" "You must call me master" "Yes, call me master." "I like it" "My master, my lord..." "hit me, kill me" "Do what you like, just hold me tight" "You speak so well." "It really turns me on" "Tell me the truth" "Is this how you spoke to that jerk of a husband of yours?" "What do you rich people tell each other?" "How do you make love?" "You rotten tart, you have orgies, don't you?" "You're all perverts." "You do filthy things" "Real pigs, you are." "You do it in fours, fives" "Pigs and fags together..." "Do you take drugs?" "Little Miss Innocent, tell me the truth" "How many times have you cheated on your husband?" "Did the Party tell you all rich women are sluts?" "You're hurting me." "Why?" "Don't you dare make fun of the Party like that" "Who cares about your Party right now?" "The Party's sacred." "Wash your mouth out" "We're not on the yacht here." "Idiot!" "The Party's sacred and you're a slut." "I'm going to screw you" "My beautiful high-class tart..." "You're my servant now" "Why?" "Why?" "Because" "No... please don't stop" "I love to see you trembling with desire" " Please..." "I beg you." " No!" "Not now." "When I say so" "How many lovers have you had?" "With that Madonna look of yours" "How many lovers?" "Confess" "You're the first" "In that a tart's voice?" "You're a liar, a whore, a liar, a whore" "Madam..." "I'm screwing you" "Darling, are you awake?" "Omelette with seagull's eggs, cooked in rabbit's fat" "I prepared it for my precious lover my lord and master Mr. Carunchio" "It's my first omelette ever." "I'll be revolting" "Taste it" " Is it really bad?" " Just bad" " Is this a gift?" " The omelette?" "No, the floral decoration" " Well, more or less." " You're all sick in the head" "A decent, ordinary woman wouldn't dream of crowning it" "You're right, but" "I'm no longer my own self" "I'm crazy, drunk, as if the Turks had raped me pirates had abducted me, sheiks kidnapped me" "Primeval sensations..." "I'm totally overcome." "Believe me" "I don't know if you realize it." "It was wonderful for me" "How was it for you?" "Well, not too bad" "He's trying to be funny, the fool" "Well, then?" "What's all this familiarity" "You have no sense of humor." "I was kidding kidding?" "Where did you get that idea?" "What were you thinking?" "Women are objects of pleasure" "Amusement for the workers." "That's what you are for me" "I'm a bordello whore, then" " A bordello whore, why not?" " That's not nice" ""Whore" may be an insult but it's also a compliment" "I'm the only one who understands you" "Dear Mrs. Pancetti" "You never looked so happy on the yacht" "Mr. Carunchio!" " Mr. Carunchio..." " What's up?" "I love you" "Mr. Carunchio, I love you" "A yacht went past." "I didn't cry for help" " I hid myself till it went." " You're crazy" "Yes, totally crazy about you" "Swept away by a crazy dream, I've never felt so good" "I don't want it to end." "I love you" "I love you madly" "What's that for?" "There are only two options" "If it's a lie, it's for lying to me" "If it's the truth, it's for overstepping the mark" "If a boat goes by, you have to tell me" "I'm the master and I decide whether to hail it or not" "Understand?" "Come here" "Here, I said." "Come on" "Get this straight in your head" "I'm the only one who can make decisions" "I'm not kidding" " You hurt me." " But it's stopped now" "Hasn't it?" "Ah, so it hasn't" " No." "You hurt me." " Come to me" "I'll make you better" "You're a brute." "You hit me all the time" "It makes love more pleasurable" " Doesn't it feel better?" " You're not a sadist, are you?" "Bitch!" "You're more beautiful when I hit you" "Christ!" "Your eyes look like the devil's" "Two beams of light crying out your burning desire" "Where are you going?" "Who are you?" "A serpent, a panther, a slut?" "Who are you?" "Oh, darling..." "You're what man was like in nature before everything changed" "Darling, you should have yes, you should have been the first" "The very first" "The first?" "But then there'd be a second" "The first... and only one" "I mean..." "I'm sorry I'm no longer a virgin" "You should have been the one to deflower me to leave your mark on me" "Darling please" "sodomize me" "Sodomize me" "Please, darling sodomize me" "Actually, I don't feel like it" "I beg you, darling." "You're my first real man" "Sodomize me" "Listen to me, you rotten bourgeois pervert" "Are you using difficult words just to put me down?" "What's this filthy business, anyway?" " What the hell is it?" " Sorry, darling" "Sorry, my ass" "What a way to talk!" "I'm ignorant and proud of it" "It's just because it's a hard thing to say" "Besides, I'm not familiar with your filthy ways" "What do you mean, "sodorize", "motorize", whatever it is?" "Sodomize me." "That is" "So that's what it is." "Gee, you're a roundabout!" "Why not call a spade a spade?" "But darling, you can't." "It's an act of love" "It would make it vulgar" "Vulgar?" "There's nothing vulgar about love" "Vulgarity is a middle-class invention" "Where do you get these ideas from?" "Yes, like that" "Do you think you can say things like that to me?" "Don't give yourself so many airs" ""I've seen that look but once" ""ln the eyes of a child, bored at a party."" "What are you raving on about?" "You should learn to sew instead" "It's a very beautiful poem." "It reminds me of you" "Bullshit" "There you go again with your big words" "I don't trust you when you talk like that" " Who could trust a woman?" " I'm not just any woman" " I'm your woman." " Fine words!" "But what if we hadn't been shipwrecked?" "You'd still be a filthy rich white, and I, a destitute black" "You wouldn't have given me a thought" "You'd be a grand lady, and I, a repulsive waiter" "Everyone in his place" "You're so unfair." "I didn't know real love before" "Are we telling fairy tales?" "It happened because we're here" "Boundless passion, here." "I'd love to see, though" "Mrs. Pancetti strolling about Milan with this Southerner" "Try to picture it" "How much love would there be?" "Maybe I'd love you even more" "More?" "Then you're lying when you say your love is total" "You must be absolutely truthful when making these statements" "Because if I get angry" " I'll kill you." " Kill me?" "I'll kill you" " Let's get married." " No" "This is your husband's" "I want something that is yours" " I want this." " My earring." "Ok..." "Ouch!" "Let me do it" "Hold on" "There." "Burt Lancaster in The Crimson Pirate" "You caught me red-handed." "Poor wretch" "Don't be nervous." "There" "I'll take the bare minimum." "Don't worry" "No." "Let's hide, my love" "They won't find us in the chapel" "Did you leave our wood on the beach?" "No, my love!" "You say you love me." "I want the whole truth" "What more proof do you need?" "You and I were born here" "You said so." "The world's so cruel that it can change us again" " The two of us here are real." " I'm afraid not" "No." "I want to know if Mrs. Raffaella Pavone Lanzetti thinks the same as you" "What do you care about what we were?" "What happened to us was an unrepeatable miracle" "Why be part of the system?" "Of that monstrous machine that cripples us all?" "I beg you, darling, let's stay here" "I need proof first" "Then we'll do as you say." "I want proof first" "Believe me." "You are all I want" "You're scared, aren't you?" "Yes" "That's why I need proof" "He's so stubborn" "The sailor's eating in the galley" " Get me Mrs. Lanzetti." " She's getting ready, poor thing" "How fabulous!" "We've rescued two shipwrecks" "A true sea adventure" "The sea is an open door to all adventure" " Endless adventure." " That's right" " Quite romantic too." " It's the ultimate adventure" "The little sailor's so cute" "How did things go with Mrs. Lanzetti?" " Nothing." " That can't be" "Listen." "If I say nothing, I mean nothing" "She's the greatest pain sailing the Mediterranean" "She must have really given you the shits" "A hungry, thirsty lady without her comforts" " She must have..." " At first, perhaps" " But then..." " She calmed down?" "Necessity brought her down off her high horse" " She was totally reasonable." " Really?" "She trusted you?" "This is quite extraordinary" "You deserve a medal." "Her husband will give you one" "We called him on the radio." "He's on his way in a chopper" "Here they come!" "It's a Customs chopper" "Thank you" "You're welcome" "Here's our Gennarino" "A glass for our Gennarino" "Gennaruzzu!" "My darling!" "My sweetheart!" " What's all this yelling?" " In my arms at last" " Stop this hullabaloo!" " I thought you were dead" "I couldn't stop crying" "I'm alive." "Now stop this act." "We're in public" "Pleased to meet you, madam" "To think that we might never have met" "If we hadn't been rescued, I mean" "That's very true" " Give this to your husband." " All right" " Ok." "Many thanks, sir." " Thank him on my behalf" "Anything you need, don't hesitate" "All the best." "Good-bye" "I can't believe I'm touching you" "When they saw me crying, the kids understood everything" "They leapt with joy when they heard you were alive" " Poor little things." " They wanted to come along" "That's all we needed." "You shouldn't have come, either" "A wife chasing her man!" "It's embarrassing" " Are they well?" " They're dying to hug you." "Me too" "They were so kind." "We have a room with a bath" " The guest house is over there." " The Hope Guesthouse" " People shoot themselves there." " Come off it" "It overlooks the harbor" "There's a rooftop restaurant where we can eat like lords" "I nearly forgot." "This is for you from Mr. Pavone Lanzetti" " What is it?" " I don't know" "Good Lord!" "A million!" "How dare he?" "And how dare you accept it?" " He said it was for you." " You should've sent him to me" "That's what any decent woman would have done" "That pig thinks he's giving me charity" " I'm busy now." " What about me?" "I'll wait for you at the Hope Guesthouse" "The Hope Guesthouse!" "One million" "I want a beautiful, precious ring" "A ring for every elegant person" "It has cost 1,000,000 not a lira more or less." " Here" "With a crown of diamonds, this is worth a bit more" "We can come to an agreement" "Is it an engagement ring?" "A divorce ring" "Telephone for Mrs. Pavone Lanzetti" "The phone?" "Must be my mother." "She finds me everywhere" "My love" "I know" "You can't cry out the truth in front of everybody" "Where are you?" "Right opposite you." "Above the harbor" "At the gas station" "I can see you" "Listen" "You've failed the test." "But I don't give a damn" "You know." "I know you know" "Listen carefully." "Along the fishermen's wharf down the harbor near the customs office the fourth trawler, called the Santa Rosalia belongs to a friend of mine" "He's agreed to take us back to the island" "He's leaving in 30 minutes, at sunset" "I'll meet you there" "You'll be there, won't you?" "It's not all over, is it?" "No, darling." "Oh, Lord!" "I love you more than ever" "I've never loved you so much." "You have no idea how much" "Very well." "I don't care about anything else" "In 30 minutes, at the Santa Rosalia" "The saint herself will protect us" "She will guide us to our island" "What about the others?" "Your wife?" "I told you." "I don't care about anything else" "Just you and me" "Your husband dared to give me 1,000,000 lire" "I felt like throwing it in his face" "He wanted to humble me with a tip" "He doesn't know who Gennarino Carunchio is" "See you in 30 minutes..." "my love" "Madam... this is for you" " Who is it from?" " The guy on the phone" "Madam Raffaella, have you understood who Gennarino Carunchio is?" " Give me 100 lire." " I've already paid you" " Did you do a good job?" " Yes, but give me 100 lire more" " I have something for you" " What?" "100 lire first" "Here" "The lady I gave the gift to sent you this" "You damned whore!" "Traitor!" "May I be damned for believing you" "I knew I should nave never trusted a rich woman" "The rich always screw you" "Rotten capitalist slut, deserting me like this" "Deserting me like this" "You betrayed me, sea." "You were once my friend then you broke my heart" "Sea..." "I spit on you" "You betrayed me with that slut!" "You too?" "Everybody saw you under the helicopter today" "Are you getting above yourself?" "They all saw you carrying on over that blonde slut" "Don't you dare!" "You scumbag" "Stay away from me" "Don't you ever come back home." "Get lost!" "Don't you worry." "I'm not coming home" "Ever again" "I want" "I want nothing more to do with you women" "Enough!" "We have divorce in Italy now" "I want nothing more to do" "If I get the shits, I'll jump in the sea and drown" "I'm glad I voted no" "Whore!" "One whore above, and one below" "A sea that betrays you" "How the fuck can I go on like this?"