"Subtitles ♪♪by AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org" "Our story begins high over New York City in a luxury penthouse apartment of perhaps the most unlikely genius the world has ever known." "Oh!" "Sorry, you caught me doing my yoga." "You were expecting "Downward Dog" perhaps?" "My name is Mr. Peabody." "And since we're going to be spending some time together" "I'd like to tell you a little bit about myself." "You see, ever since I was a pup, it was clear, that I was different." "I tried to fit in..." " No, thank you." "...but never could." "As I grew, I saw more and more of my litter mates being chosen by their new families." "But for some reason, I never was." "Come on, boy, fetch the stick!" "But why?" "Won't you just throw it again?" "It's an exercise in futility." "I don't want this one, Mommy." "He's sarcastic." "Wait, come back!" "Throw the stick." "I'll stay, I'll heel," "I'll even shake hands!" "Bark, bark?" "So, without a family of my own" "I dedicated myself to the pursuit of knowledge, to culture, and athletics!" "I received my degree at Harvard." "Vale'dog'torian of course." "And then devoted myself to helping mankind." "I pioneered new techniques in alternative energy." "Resolved geo-political conflicts around the globe" "And in my spare time, I invented the fist-bump, planking, tear-away pants" " Out o' tune The Back Side Ollie and" "Zouba!" "But what I'm most proud of is my son." "Sherman." "Hi, Mr. Peabody." "Have you told them about the "WABAC"?" "I was just getting to that." "When I adopted Sherman," "I vowed to be the best father I could be." "To prepare him for all wonders of the world, present and past." "And so, Sherman inspired the greatest invention of my life." "A Time Machine!" "Of course, time travel can be a bit... unpredictable." "There are bound to be a few mishaps along the way." "Let's just say, the Leaning Tower of Pisa wasn't always leaning." "But there's nothing like learning the lessons of history, firsthand." "Right, Sherman?" "Where are we going today, Mr. Peabody?" "Not 'where', Sherman, 'when'." "MR. PEABODY AND SHERMAN" "THE FRENCH REVOLUTION-1789" "Woah!" "This is biggest house I've ever seen!" "It's the Palace of Versailles, home of Marie Antoinette." "You know she was mostly famous for one thing:" "Cake!" "I love cake, so much!" "Marie Antoinette sure likes cake, Mr. Peabody." "Indeed she does." "Marie was a woman with a prodigious appetite for all things covered with frosting." "But her expensive taste made her the target of much criticism." "Why?" "Because, Sherman, during Marie's reign the common people of France were exceedingly poor." " Got any bread?" " No!" "I'm exceedingly poor!" " Now we can have some cake?" " "Mais, oui!" (of course)" "Oh, yeah, sorry!" "'May we' have some cake?" ""Mais, oui!"" "Maybe she can't hear me through the hair." "Sherman, what the queen means is..." "Let them eat cake!" "And when the Queen heard the poor of Paris could not even buy bread she said: "Let them eat cake!"" "No!" "Oui, I heard it myself." " It's a scandal!" " It's an outrage!" " Down with the Queen!" " Down with the monarchy!" "Wait." "What kind of cake?" ""Vive la Revolution!"" ""Vive* la Revolution!" (*Long live)" "Smashing party, Your Majesty." "But now, I'm afraid Sherman and I must be..." "Sherman." "Sherman!" "Sherman!" "Sherman?" "Sherman!" " Here, Sherman!" " Hey, Mr. Peabody." "What are you doing in here?" "Trying these other cakes." "There's one here, with whipped cream and strawberries that's... pretty fantastic!" "Sherman, don't you remember why I I told you to stay close to me during the French Revolution?" "Because after the French Revolution, it was gonna rain?" "Close,." "I said, after the French Revolution comes..." "The Reign of Terror!" ""Vive la Revolution!"" "Round up the aristocrats!" "The Queen and her aristocratic croneys must pay the price for their "gluttonie"!" "We will slaughter them like the dogs, they are!" "Starting with this one!" "Mr Peabody, what should I do?" "Nothing Sherman, just stay right there!" "But Mr Peabody..." "Everything's going to be fine, Sherman." "Just stay right there!" "Off with his head!" "Mr. Peabody!" "A cantaloupe?" "The lowest of the frits!" "Who dares to insult me with this melon?" "Get that dog!" "Mr Peabody, how'd you escape?" "Simple, Sherman." "I noticed the distance between the sewer lids reasoned that there must be one directly under the guillotine platform noted the loose board under the basket computed the angle at which the setting sun woukd bounce off your glasses momentarily blinding the executioner" "and chose that moment to slice the executioner's melon giving me the added weight to tip the board facilitating my exit." "Amazing!" "It's not amazing." "It was just a matter of keeping my head." "Keeping your head..." "I don't get it." "There he is!" "After them!" "Come on, Sherman, quick!" "This water tastes terrible!" "Interestingly, that's not water!" "I've got you, now!" "Indeed, you have, Monsieur Robespierre." "And what a master of the chase you are!" "Oh, you noticed?" "Of course!" "Doubling back on me, like that!" "That was genius." "Thank you." "I just hope you don't take my little confedrate here," "I depend on him so completely." "Get over here, you!" "You're devilishly clever." "I know." "And much quicker than you as well." "But are you quick enough..." " ...for this?" " See?" "Quick!" "Quick, yes, but not too smart." "Another cantaloupe!" "Your sword." "Alright, Sherman looks like it's time for a little pop-quiz in the art of fencing!" "Go!" "Attack!" "Parry!" "Thrust!" "Repeat!" "No." "Release*" " Ha-ha, you missed!" " I never miss." "Come on." "Yeah!" "Do you smell that, Sherman?" "I wasn't me, Mr Peabody." "I know it wasn't you." "It's the methane gas in the sewer system." "Given the fact that it ignites at 306 degrees Farenheit we're about to use it, to burst our way out!" "Hang on!" "Wow!" "Nice landing, eh, Sherman?" "So, what did you learn today, Sherman?" "That French Revolution was crazy!" "How, so?" "All those guys getting their heads chopped off and nobody standing up saying it wasn't right." "And think," "Marie Antoinette could have avoided the revolution" "If she'd simply issued an edict to distribute bread amongst the poor." "But then, she couldn't have had a dessert." "Why not, Mr. Peabody?" "Because Sherman, you can't have your cake and 'edict' too." "I don't get it." "Where are we gonna go tomorrow, Mr. Peabody?" "Ancient Rome?" "The Wild West?" "1492?" "No, Sherman." "Tomorrow we won't be going to any of these places." "Why not?" "Because tomorrow's adventure is one you're going to be taking all on your own." "What do you mean, Mr. Peabody?" "Don't you remember?" "It's your first day of school!" " Can I drive?" " 'Course not!" "NEW YORK CITY" " NOW" "And remember, Sherman:" "I before E, except after C." "I know, Mr. Peabody." "And don't forget about the commutative principle: 2+3 = 3+2" "I know, Mr. Peabody." "And if you have to go to the bathroom just raise your hand proudly, and say, "I have to go."" "I will, Mr Peabody." "And remember, the No. 2 pencil is standard for most uses but there are times when a No. 1 comes in handy." "I left a little pencil chart in your backpack which you can consult whenever it becomes a judgement call." "I think I'll be OK." " OK, bye, Mr. Peabody." " Wait." "See you after school." " Sherman!" " I gotta go." "I gotta sign up for the clubs." "No one is more in favor of participation in fraternal organizations than I." "But before you go" "I want you to have this." "Thanks." "What is it?" "A dog whistle." "Nyah eoh!" "It doesn't work, Mr. Peabody." "Oh!" "It works fine, Sherman" "It's just a frequency only dogs can hear." "Cool." "Let that little keepsake be a reminder to you that no matter what challenges you face no matter how far away I might seem..." "Bye, Mr. Peabody!" "...I'm with you." "George Washington." "Who can tell me, who he is?" "Me!" "I can, I can!" "Ahm.." "Sherman." "The first president of the United States of America." "Good job." "And when President Washington was a little boy what kind of tree did he cut down?" "Oh!" "Me!" " Penny." " A cherry tree." "Apochryphal!" "What kind of tree is that?" "It's not a tree, it's a word:" "Apochryphal." "It means that story's not true." "Really?" "Yeah, George Washington never cut down a cherry tree and he never said he couldn't lie." "People made those stories up to teach kids a lesson about lying." "But they're not true." "He did cross the Delaware River, Christmas night 1776, though." "My dad took me there this summer." "We crossed it, too." "I fell in." "Looks like someone really knows their history!" "Huh, Penny?" "It's really great meeting you, guys." "Maybe you can come over to my house, sometime." "I could bring my new model." "It's a hydrogen atom." "You've only got one, huh?" "Guess we'll have to split it." "Good one!" "Check it, guys." "Whatta you got there, Sherman?" "Kibbles or bits?" "Actually, I've got baby carrots, organic apple juice and a tuna sandwich." "It's super high in Omega-3's" "So you eat human food, huh?" "Yeah, why wouldn't I?" "Because you're a dog." " No, I'm not." " Sure you are." "Your dad's a dog, so you're dog, too." "I think you're confused." "It's an adoptive relationship." " Zip it, Carl." " OK." "Here, I'll Show you." "Fetch" "Go on, doggy, go get your lunch." "Go on, go get it!" "What humiliation!" "Sherman, go get your food." "Make like a good little doggie." "Woof, woof!" " What's this?" " It's mine." "Give it back!" "What is it, a whistle?" "Stupid thing doesn't even work." "It's a dog whistle." "It operates at a frequency that only dogs can hear." " Back up, Carl." " OK." "That whistle's my private property." "Give it back!" " Jump, doggy, jump!" " I'm not a dog." "Come on, Sherman." "Just admit it, you're a dog." " Say it!" " Let me go!" "Not until you beg like a dog." "Come on, Sherman, beg!" "Fight, fight!" "Fight, fight!" "Mr. Peabody, thank you for coming in on such short notice to discuss the problem with Sherman." "It's not a problem at all, Principal Purdy I fully expected this." "You did?" "Yes, and as with all things Sherman-related, I prepared for it." "Here's a curriculum that takes Sherman's advanced preparation into account that won't require you to have him skip one or more grades." "Mr Peabody..." "Here are some pre-algebra worksheets an advanced reading list and a link to a website I created so he can start studying Mandarin Chinese." "It is, after all, the language of the future." "Mr. Peabody!" "I'm not saying he shouldn't French, too, Principal Purdy, I'm saying both..." "Mr. Peabody!" "What, not enough?" "Swahili?" " 'Luga moja hetoshi'" " Sherman got into a fight today." "Oh, dear." "Pictures were taken, for insurance purposes." "He bit her." "I must say, it doesn't look good for you, Mr. Peabody." "After all... you are a dog." "Who, may I ask, are you?" "I am Miss Grunion from the Bureau of Child Safety and Protection." "We're required by law to contact them, whenever there's an... incident." "Sherman's never done anything like this, before." "I'm sure he must have had a reason." " Well, the girl was being a bit of a bully" " Quiet, Purdy!" "It is normal for children to tease." "It's not normal for them to bite." "Clearly due to how he's been raised." "In my opinion," "A dog can never be suitable parent to a little boy." "I must point out, Miss Grunion, that I won the right to adopt Sherman in a court of law." "And the court can take it away from you!" "I'll be coming to your home tomorrow evening, to conduct an investigation." "If I discover that you are, in any way, an unfit parent" "I will see to it, Sherman is removed from your custody." "Permanently." "I hope I made myself clear." "Crystal." "Sorry I bit her, Mr. Peabody." "I won't do it again." "You're darn tooting, you won't do it again." "This kind of wanton violence is totally unacceptable." "And rather uncharaceristic, given how you feel about Mr. Gandhi." "What on earth provoked it?" "She called me a dog." "Well." "Aright then." "Thank you for telling me." "Try and get some sleep." "I love you, Mr. Peabody." "I have a deep regard for you, as well Sherman." "♪ Close your eyes, have no fear" "♪ The monster's gone, he's on the run and your Daddy's here" "♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy" "♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy" "♪ Before you go to sleep, say a little prayer" "♪ Every day, in every way, it's getting better and better" "♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy" "♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy" "♪ A hard row to hoe" "♪ Yes it's a long way to go but in the meantime" "♪ Before you cross the street, take my hand" "♪ Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" "♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy" "♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy" "Mr. Peabody, you're a Nobel Prize winning scientist." "An advisor to heads of state." "A captain of industry." "Why would you want to adopt a boy?" "Because, your Honour, when I found Sherman it reminded me of how I started out in life." "And now I want to give him the one thing I always wanted." "A home!" "And you're sure you're capable of meeting all the challenges of raisibg a human boy?" "With all due respect, how hard could it be?" "Very well, then." "If a boy can adopt a dog..." "I see no reason why a dog cannot adopt a boy." " Da-da." " No, Sherman." "Not, da-da." "You should call me Mr Peabody." "or in less formal moments, simply Peabody." "Miba Pibaba?" "That's right." "Mr. Pibaba." "♪ Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful boy" "What's cookin', Mr. Peabody?" "Oh, nothing much." "Just a little dungeness crab with a passion fruit basil concissais, and truffled quails in a juniper berry reduction and... baked Alaska." "Wow!" "Is today some kind of special occasion?" "You could say." " It's not my birthday." " No, it isn't." " It's not your birthday." " Right, again." "It's not Father's Day, is it?" "No, it's not Father's Day." "Is the President coming to dinner, again?" " No." " Aw!" "So, who's coming to dinner?" "Let's just say, if the evening is a success we can put this whole biting business behind us." "The Petersons!" "Welcome!" " So he's literally a dog." " PAUL!" "No, that's alright." "Though I prefer"literate dog."" "Ah that's funny!" "Isn't that funny, Paul?" "He's not a big laugher." "We're so delighted you could make it on such short notice." "Aren't we, Sherman?" "Aren't we, Sherman!" "Yeah, we're interested in what's going on, for sure." "Say hello to Penny, Sherman." "Hi, Penny." "Hello, Sherman!" "Now, why don't you go show Penny your mineral collection, Sherman?" "I'm sure she'll find those new geodes yours fascinating." "Come on." "I'm so glad you accepted my invitation." "Now the kids can resolve their differences before Miss Grunion arrives." "You're barking up the wrong tree, mister!" "In fact if it weren't for Patty, I would've pressed charges already." "I have to tell you, Peabody where my daughter is concerned, nothing is more important than..." "Ye-llo?" "Sure, I'll take a survey." "Everything going swimmingly?" "Why didn't you tell me she was coming over here?" "I didn't want you to worry." "OK, because I didn't want to listen to your bellyaching." " Thank you for your honesty." " You're welcome." "I don't know what you think we're supposed to do in here, anyway." "She hates me!" "Share your interests." "Tell witty anecdotes." "Mr Peabody, I hate her." "Sherman every great relationship starts from a place of conflict and evolves into something richer." "Bonne chance (Good luck)." "Make it work." "Don't tell her about the WABAC." "Don't even think about it." "Peabody, that was amazing!" "Paul, wasn't that amazing?" "I'm more into rock 'n roll." "I meant flamenco." "Bagpipes?" "Didgeridoo." "Sitar." "Steel Drums." "Trombone." "Xylophone." "Drum." "Calliope." "Oboe." "Piccolo." "Tuba." "Dobro." "Slide-whistle." "Yodeling." "Musical saw." "You know what?" "This has been great, but a complete waste of time." "Let's get Penny, and go hoooo...!" "Are you alright, Paul?" "I'm... fine!" "This happens whenever he's tense." "Paul, if I might..." "Stay away from me, Peabody!" "Just get back!" "I need traction." "You can trust me, Paul." "I'm a licensed chiropractor." "Peabody!" "I feel great!" "I really feel great!" "Peabody, you're a miracle worker!" "Look at me!" "I'm dancing!" "You know, Penny" "Sigmund Freud says, if you don't like a person it's because they remind you of something you don't like about yourself." "What do you know about Sigmund Freud?" "More than you think." "Sure, just like you know all that stuff about George Washington not really cutting down the cherry tree." " What a crock!" " But it's true!" " How do you know?" " I just know!" " Did you read it in a book?" " No." " See it in a movie?" " No!" "Did your brainiac dad tell you?" "No!" "So how do you know, Sherman?" "How - do - you - know?" "He told me." " Who told you?" " George Washington." "George Washington." "Yeah." "Liar." "Don't tell her about the WABAC." "He calls it the "WABAC"." "So, where have you gone in it?" "Not 'where', Penny." "When!" "OK, smart guy." "When?" "Oh, 1965, 1776, 1620, 1492, 1215, 4..." "Can it go back to an hour ago?" "Why?" "Because I could take it home, pretend to be sick and not come to this lame dinner party." "Mr. Peabody says, you should not ever use the WABAC to travel to a time when you existed." "How come?" "There'd be two of you!" "Oh, yeah." "I guess the world's not ready for that." "Now that we've seen it, maybe we should go back." "Are you kidding?" "Where should we go first?" "Mr. Peabody says I'm not allowed to drive it till I'm older." "Do you do everything Mr. Peabody says?" "Yeah." "You know what that makes you Sherman?" "An obedient son?" "Nope." "A dog." "Nice control!" "Bring it, Patty." "Oh, go!" "Here." "Oh, yeah!" "Look at this." "This is a homespun concoction I like to call:" ""Einstein on the beach"." "Yummy" " To the kids." " To the kids!" " Mr Peabody!" " Sherman?" "Can I talk to you a second?" "Of course..." "Excuse me." "I really hit it off with Penny's parents." "I think we file this night under "unqualified success"." " I'd hold off filing it, just yet." " What do you mean?" "Where's Penny?" "Eh, ancient Egypt..." "You used the WABAC?" "What's happenin', big guy?" "We're runnin' low." "I'll be right there, Paul." "How could you do such a thing?" "She called me a liar, for saying George Washington never cut down a cherry tree." "So you took her to see George Washington?" "!" "Yeah." "She was into it" " Hey, Pea-buddy." " Hey." " Where's Penny?" " Playing hide and seek." " Pooping." " Pooping." " Playing hide and seek." "Well, which is it?" "Hey, what's going on here?" "Yeah, what's going on here?" " What have you done with Penny?" " Penny?" "Penny!" "Penny!" " Ohmygosh!" " Where's our daughter?" "It's hard to say, Paul." "She could be here... or here, or here, or here, or here." "That'll hold them." "I learned that from a Swami, at the Partalanghiri* in Ubud Bali." "Let's go!" "1332 BC" " ANCIENT EGYPT Land of the Pharaohs." "A beacon of progress on the horizon of humanity." "But a cruel and barbarous civilization, just the same." "I just hope Penny isn't suffering too badly." "I got it!" "What are you doing here?" "We have come to take you home." "What's the Egyptian word for 'tattletale'?" "Mushi assur." "But that's beside the point." "Get your clothes on, we're going home." "Who died and made you Pharaoh?" "Now, bring on the mani-pedi!" "You see, Mr. Peabody?" "Impossible!" "Indeed." "But watch what happens when an immovable object, meets an irresistible force." "Penny, come here, right now." "Penny, come!" "I'm not Penny, anymore." "Now I'm Princess Hatchupset, precious flower of the Nile!" "Precious, perhaps, but if you think we're going to leave you here you are most definitely in 'denial'." "I don't get it." "Now, come along." "Unhand her!" "What's the matter, my sweet, little Desert Blossom?" "Are these barbarians bothering you?" "As a matter of fact, they are." "Bow, barbarians!" "As you wish, Your Highness." "Who's that, Mr. Peabody?" "That, Sherman, is the living image of Ammon, son of Akhnaten, Lord of the 18th dynasty of the New Kingdom," "King Tutankhamun." " Otherwise known as King Tut." " My boyfriend." "King Tut is your boyfriend?" "Woud you like me to have them skinned and covered with honey and laid in a pit of fire-ants?" "You do that for me?" "Anything, my Desert Flower." "Consider it a wedding gift." " What?" "!" "You can't marry this guy!" " Why not?" "Well, for one, his name rhymes with 'butt'." "I don't care." "I'm gonna have a big, fat, Egyptian wedding." "Spoiler alert:" "King Tut dies young." "Are you sure you thought this through?" "Oh, trust me, I thought it through." "I'm getting everything." "The royal astronomers have decreed, the wedding must take place tomorrow." "At dawn." " Who's he?" " He is Ay." "He's you?" "I am Ay, the Grand Vizier." "Yeah, that's his name." "Oh, Grand Vizier, would you mind telling the precious Princess here precisely what it means to marry the young Pharaoh?" "Gladly." "It means she will be bound to him in eternity, through the sacred ceremonies of disembowlment and mummification." "As described in the Holy Text." "Ah, hold up a second." "Can you walk me through that, somebody?" "What he means, Penny," "Is that when I die, they'll kill you, too." "And then they'll rip out your organs, stuff them in Canopic Jars and mummify whatever's left." "OK, I'm seeing this, now." "Thank you." "I'm gonna go with them." "There's no turning back, now!" "To the Palace!" "Let the wedding preparations begin!" "Mr. Peabody!" "Sherman!" "Do something!" "Don't worry, Penny, we'll save you!" "Hey, wait !" "You can't just... leave us here." " Mr Peabody?" " Yes, Sherman?" "Can I hold your hand?" "Of course you can." "Boy, your hand's cold, Mr. Peabody." " Sherman?" " Yeah?" "That's not my hand." "That's disarming." "Now, to find the way out of here." "Look around, Sherman." "These tombs are lined with hieroglyphics designed to assist the Pharaohs' souls in their journey to the afterlife." "And they may assist us, as well." "Ah, this depicts the God Anubis, sailing the boat of Ra to the underworld." "It appears the boats of Ra are the key to our escape." "We must find them in time to stop the wedding." "If you ask me, we should let her marry that guy." "They deserve each other." "What's that, Sherman?" "Tut, gimme a break!" "He's bald, and wears a skirt and makeup?" "If I didn't know any better, Sherman, I'd say you were jealous." "Jealous?" "!" "Of what?" "Tut's affection for Penny, of course." "You think I like Penny?" " Mm-hmm!" " Gimme a break!" "It's not like I wanna hold her hand or go to the park or watch her while she's brushing her hair or anything." "Hmph!" "Aha!" "Quickly, Sherman." "Careful, Sherman." "It's a booby-trap." " What's so funny?" " You said booby." "One wrong step and we're done for." "The boat... of Ra... sails straight... today." "Take... the wrong... boat... man... will pay." "Alright, Sherman, Now it's your turn." "Do the puzzle exactly as I did." "Think it through one step at a time." "Boat Ra sail today wrong boat man pay." "... I mean, 'pay'." "Oh, my!" " Oh!" " Run!" "The boats of Ra." "One boat is the way out... the other will send us plunging into darkness and certain death." "What?" "!" "Sherman, get in the boat." "As soon as I move these blocks together, it's going to move very fast." " Which boat, Mr. Peabody?" " What?" "Which boat is the non-certain-death-one, boat?" "*" "That one!" "We did it, Sherman!" "Sherman?" "Mr. Peabody!" "What are you doing over there?" "I thought you pointed to this one." "Sherman?" "Sherman!" "Are you alright?" "I'm good." "The Sun God, Ra, commands us to begin the sacred ceremony!" "Bring forth the blade for the blood oath!" "When blade meets flesh, in this sacred rite... we pay tribute to the Sun God, Ra." "Wait!" "Anubis, the god of Death!" "The wedding must not continue!" "Why, Anubis, why?" "Plagues!" "Plagues!" "If this marriage pact is sealed" "I will shower down upon the land, uncountable plagues." "Oy, again with the plagues!" "Why did I ever move to Egypt?" "But, Anubis, the Sun God, Ra, has decreed that this girl is to be the Boy-King's wife." "That's so funny." "I was talking to the Sun God, Ra, just the other day and told me he changed his mind." "Really?" "Old flip-flop Ra we call him here in the underworld." "But it's too late." "We've already paid for the catering." "Too bad, you're going to lose your deposit." "More smoke, Sherman." "This canine subterfuge is working." "Deliver the girl to the gates of the city and leave her there, where the Gods will retrieve her, forthwith." "Only in this manner, may the plagues upon this land be avoided." "Anubis has spoken!" "Take this girl to the gates!" "Aah, Aaaah!" "Anubis, you sound unwell." "Well I have been feeling a little under the weather, but I'm feeling much better now." "Thank you." "Penny, Sherman quickly." " Come on, Penny!" " Sherman!" "My runaway bride!" "Stop them, you fools!" "Penny, Sherman, climb aboard!" "They're getting away!" "I got it!" "We made it!" "Where do we go next, Mr. Peabody?" "Home." "We've got to get back to the dinner party before Penny's parents realize she's missing." "We don't have to mention the whole" "King Tut wedding, thing, right?" "Certainly not." "Anyway, as far as I'm concerned they get married too young in Ancient Egypt." "Or perhaps, I'm just some old 'Giza'." "Warning:" "WABAC power supply, Insufficient." "Charge now." "What's the matter, Mr. Peabody?" "All this zipping about the cosmos has drained our power supply." "We're going to have to make an unscheduled stop." "As luck would have it we have just enough power to make it to the Renaissance." "FLORENCE, ITALY 1508" "I can't even tell my left brain and the right, anymore!" "How many times I gotta tell you, Mona Lisa!" "Mona Lisa?" " No, no!" " I can not paint... until you smile!" "Leonardo, tell me one thing, I have, to smile about-a!" "The sunshine, the pasta!" "All the things that make Italy such a popular tourist destination." "I have not seen any of them, Leonardo, because I'm sitting here all day on my 'abbondanza'!" "I don't think that means 'chair' in Italian." "Peabody, my old friend!" "What a welcome interruption!" "Believe you me, this woman is-a make me nuts." "So, how you been?" "Good to see you." "What do you want?" "We're in a desperate hurry to get home but the WABAC needs a jumpstart." "And we thought... who better than Leonardo Da Vinci to help us on our way?" "Peabody I would love to help you but you come at a very bad time." "I don't know what I'm going to do, with this crazy woman." "You see what I mean?" "What seems to be the problem?" "What is the problem?" "I'm half-way done with the painting, she won't even smile." "Fine, I-a smile." "No!" "That's a fake-a smile!" "Everyone knows that." "Why don'jou make-a da real smile?" "Why don't-a you say something funny?" "I paint-a de paintings, I make-a da machines" "I don't-a tell-a de jokes!" "Perhaps I can be of assistance." "You see, humor is not immune to the laws of science." "Using algorithms, we can extrapolate what is universally considered funny." "Thus, producing a formula that's scientifically certain to cause laughter." "Case in point; the pratfall." "Is everyone amused?" "Hmm..." "The data was so clear." "Don't worry, Mr Peabody, I got it!" "No, no, Sherman..." "'Perfetto'!" "Hold that smile!" "Hold it right there!" "Don't move!" "Well, Leo, if my calculations are correct this machine of ours should generate enough centrifugal force to send us home." "I got-a one last piece I gotta pound in place." "Sherman, why don't you fetch the hammer for Mr. Da Vinci?" "OK, Mr. Peabody." " Mr Peabody?" " Well done, Sherman!" "But Mr Peabody...!" "Very helpful!" "Sherman!" "Yes, Mr. Peabody?" "The Hammer ..." "Da Vinci?" "Oh!" "OK, Mr. Peabody." "Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci." "Do you need any Help?" "No, no, 'at's-a quite alright." "Thank you." "Psst!" "..." "Sherman!" "Let's go." "Let's go, explore." "Well I'm supposed to be having father-son time, with Mr. Peabody." "Wouldn't you rather have fun with me?" "OK!" "Sherman!" "Where are you going?" "Exploring." " But we need your help." " No, we don't!" "I mean, we can manage, somehow." "He's a boy, Peabody." "Let him have his fun." "Let him go." "Thanks, Mr. Peabody." "He's growing up, Peabody." "Like a baby bird, leaving the nest." "Isn't it wonderful?" "It's like a museum!" "It's like toy a store!" "Check this out!" "It's the world's biggest model airplane." "It's not a model, Penny, it's a prototype." "And we should probably just leave that alone." "OK." "But wouldn't it be cool if we could fly it?" "I don't think Mr Peabody would like that." "Well, Mr. Peabody isn't here." "Just tell me how it works." "Please!" "For learning." "Oh, OK." "The thrust comes from this kinda crossbow doohickey then it shoots along the track until the wind catches the wings." " But how does it go?" " Huh?" "How do you take off?" "You just pull down that lever." "This one?" "Oh, boy..." "This is crazy!" "No it's not Sherman." "It's fun!" "We're gonna die!" "Stop being such a party pooper and enjoy it!" "Nothing is as beautiful as an elegant equation, translated into perfect engineering." "Why can't children be so simple?" "Because children are not machines, Peabody." "Believe me." "I've tried to build one." "Oh!" "It was creepy!" "Brr!" "Here, Sherman, you fly it." "But I don't wanna fly." "Sure you do." "It'll be fun!" "No, seriously, Penny, I don't want to." "I'm letting go!" " One... two..." " Don't let go!" " No!" " Three!" "Aaaah!" "Penny, fly the plane!" "No, Sherman, you'll have to save us!" "But I can't do it." "I'm serious, Penny." "I don't know how to fly!" "You can do it." "I know you can." "Come on, Sherman., fly." "See?" "You've got this, Sherman." "You're right." "I have got this!" "Mamma mia!" "Da Vinci's at it again!" "You ever see that child he made?" "So creepy!" "Papa." "Papa." "Papa." "Papa." "All done up here, Leonardo." "And I'm all done down here." "It is beautiful, isn't it?" "Every piece in its place... doing precisely what it's supposed to do." "Hey, look, Peabody!" "It's my flying machine!" "Flying machine!" "Sherman?" "Sherman!" "Sherman, what are you doing up there?" "I'm flying!" "But Sherman you don't know how to fly." " I don't?" " No!" "Aaah!" "Turn." "Turn, Sherman." "Lean!" "Noooo!" "Sherman!" "Sherman!" "Are you OK?" "That was pretty fantastic!" "I can't-a believe it!" "My flying machine, it-a worked!" "Sherman, you are the first-a flying-a man!" "Oh, you should be very proud, Peabody!" "Very very proud." "'Proud' doesn't begin to describe it." "Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?" "Papa, papa!" "Papa, papa!" "Mona!" " Papa, papa!" " That kid!" "I'm sorry I broke the plane, Mr. Peabody." "Well, you should be!" "You could've been killed." "What are you talking about?" "Sherman flew a plane." "He was amazing!" "Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artifact." "Whatever!" "You should be happy." "It turns out Sherman's not a complete and total loser after all." "Yeah, Mr. Peabody." "Turns out that I'm not a complete and total loser after all." "Miss Peterson, stop turning my son into a hooligan!" "It's not my fault he's a hooligan." "Yeah!" "It's not her fault I'm a hooligan." "Well, it's certainly not my fault." "I spent the last 7 years teaching Sherman good judgment." "If you're such a great parent, why is Miss Grunion trying to take Sherman away from you?" "Is that true?" "Is somebody gonna take me away from you?" "No, Sherman." "I'll never let that happen." "You just need to trust me." "Oh dear, a Black Hole!" "What's happening?" "If I can't pull us out of here we're going to be smashed to smithereens on the event horizon." "There's not enough power to resist the gravitational pull." "I'll have to divert everything to..." "'T' minus 30 sec." "Why don't you tell me?" "Tell you, what?" "Why didn't you tell me Miss Grunion was trying to take me away from you?" "It's not your job to worry about these things." "You just didn't think I could handle it." "We'll discuss it later." "Now sit down." "I don't wanna discuss it later!" "Sherman, sit." "You can't talk to me like that." "I'm not a dog." "What did you say?" "I said I'm not a dog!" "You're right, Sherman, you're not." "You're just a very bad boy." "'T' minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6  5, 4, 3, 2, 1." "Sherman?" "Penny?" "Sherman, are you OK?" "Sherman?" "He's gone." "Where are we, anyway?" "Oh, no!" "We're on the brink of one of history's most ferocious conflicts." "TROJAN WAR 1184 BC" "Delivery!" "How are we doing, heroes of Greece?" "Feeling good?" "Feeling strong?" "OK, let's get warmed up," "Don't wanna pull something out there." "Remember what happened to Achilles, the whole thing with his heel." "Lookin' good, Diomedes!" "Menelaus, my man!" "My man!" "Are you ready to get on the field, Shermanus?" "Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon!" "That's cute." "Odysseus, what news do you bring?" "Someone left this for us." "A present!" "Nice!" "It looks just like our horse." "Should I bring it inside?" "It'd be rude, not to." "I did not see that coming!" "Geez Louise!" "What is that smell?" "Thay is the smell of victory!" " Yeah!" "Greetings, men of Athens, Sparta and Thebes." "Peabody, here." "I've come for Sherman." "Do you know this guy?" "I thought I did, but, now I'm not so sure." "Then he must be a spy." "Kill him!" "No, no!" "He's... my dad." "Your dad?" "It's an adoptive reationship." "Aww!" "Thank you for taking such good care of my son, Agamemnon." "But it's time for him to come home." "Sorry, Mr Peabody, I joined the Greek army." "Shermanus is one of us, now." " He's a brother." " I'm his brother." "He's my son!" " He took an oath!" " I took an oath." "He's seven!" "...and a half!" "All sons must prove themselves to their fathers." "Today, Shermanus will prove himself on the field of battle." "But he's only a child." "Your dad may not think you're ready to become a man, Shermanus but we do." "Yeah, Mr. Peabody." "Now, I'll show you what I can handle." "FYI, a lot of heroes have father issues." "My old man is a Minotaur." "Half man-half bull." "All judgement!" "Ajax here, strongest man in the world but his father never accepted that his real dream was to sing." "I wanted to be in the Greek Chorus." "And don't even get me started about Oedipus." "Let's just say that you do NOT wanna be at his house over the holidays." "It's awkward." "Sherman, I'm concerned you haven't thought this through." "This is war." "Do you realize what's about to happen?" "I'll tell you what's gonna happen." "We're gonna destroy their houses pull down their temples and make the streets of the city, run red!" "With Trojan blood!" "Yeah!" "Blood, blood, blood!" "Zeus on 3!" "... 1..." "Sherman, I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War." "It's not fair!" "All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War." "2..." " Sherman it's dangerous!" " I'm wearing a helmet." "3!" "You're not going!" "Yes I am!" "Zeuusss !" "Eat my sword, you Trojan dogs!" "Eat my sword, you Trojan dog!" "Well, that's cutting it close." "This is why I ask you to obey me, Sherman." "Because I'm your father." "And it's my job to keep you safe." "Are you sure Miss Grunion won't take me away?" "Not as long as I'm around." "Mr Peabody, help me!" "Penny!" "Smell my victory!" "Smell it!" "Hey!" "That's my ride!" "Mr. Peabody, hurry!" "I'll take that." "You did it, Sherman!" "Mr. Peabody, helped." "Now, let's get to the WABAC go home, un-hypnotize Penny's parents finish that dinnerparty to eat my Baked Alaska charm the pants off Miss Grunion and make sure none of this ever happens, in the first place." "Sounds good." "I'm in!" "Sherman !" "Penny!" "Sherman, no!" "Mr Peabody..." "Mr Peabody?" "Mr. Peabody!" "Mr. Peabody!" "Dad!" "Mr. Peabody, what should I do?" "What should I do?" "There's nothing you can do, Sherman." "I just want to go home..." "Home?" "That's it!" "I got an idea." "Come on!" "Where are we gonna go?" "We're going home." "There's only one person who can help us and that's Mr. Peabody." "What are you talking about?" "How is that even possible?" "We've got Time Machine, Penny." "I can set it so that we'll get home when Mr. Peabody is still there." "But I thought you're not supposed to go back to a time when you existed." "What choice do we have?" "ERROR" "You are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist." "This could alter the fabric of spacetime." "ERROR" "ERROR" "Hang on!" "Oh my!" "This is a homespun concoction I like to call:" ""Einstein on the beach"." "Yummy!" " To the kids." " To the kids!" "Mr. Peabody!" "Sherman?" "Penny?" "Can we talk to you for a second?" "Of course..." "Excuse me." "I've really hit it off with your parents." "I think we file this night under "unqualified success"." " I'd hold off filing it just yet." " What do you mean?" "Why are you two dressed like ancient..." "Greeks?" "You used the WABAC!" "I did." "I know it's terrible." "But why?" "Penny got into an argument about George Washington." "So I made him show me the WABAC Machine." "Then I lost her in Ancient Egypt." "And I got engaged to King Tut." "So I came back and got you." "Then we ran out of gas." "In Florence." "We fell into a black hole." "And then you died in Ancient Troy." "Died?" "I have a hard time believing that." "It's true!" "But now you're here, and everything's gonna be OK!" "I told you never to come back to a time when you existed because there'd be two of you." "Yeah, but the other one of me is in Ancient Egypt." "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Who are you?" "He's you, but from another timeline." "But I thought you said, never to come back to a time when you existed." "Exactly!" "I know, I know." "But what was I supposed todo?" "Mr. Peabody died in Ancient Troy." "Died?" "I have a hard time believing that." "Thank you!" "What're we going to do?" "Well, for starters, both Shermans can't stay here." "Why?" "We could get bunk beds!" "I was thinking the same thing!" "It's so weird!" "It's like we're twins!" "I was thinking that, too!" "See?" "We can't have two Shermans in the same timeline." "It puts too much strain on the spacetime continuum." "What to do?" "What to do?" "The Petersons can't know any of this." " Hey, Pea-buddy!" " Hey..." "How's it going?" "Patty and I are working up an appetite." "Mm, the smells coming from your kitchen are yummy!" "Especially that Baked Alaska!" "Yeah." "So, what's going on here?" "What's with the get-up?" "Toga party!" "Toga party?" "Yes, it is a toga party!" "What about dinner?" "I'm starving." "Why don't we head into the dining room and tuck into those quails you've been yacking about?" " No!" " Why not?" "Because... it's so fun right here." "Woo-hoo!" "♪ Pum-pum paa..." "Miss Grunion!" "How delightful!" "We were having such a good time, I almost forgot you were coming." "Why don't you join the party?" "I'm not here for a party!" "I'm here for the investigation." "Good!" "Why don't you start investigating over here?" "Or here... or here... or here..." "Stop waving your hands around!" "Sherman?" "Wait!" "Is that  Sherman!" "'Dos Shermanos'?" "What's going on here, Peabody?" "Nobody move!" "Sherman, I've got to get you out of here before you touch yourself." "Mr. Peabody, you didn't die!" " Of course I didn't die!" " Thank you!" "Hey!" "How did you get back?" "After a few failed experiments" "I hit upon a combination of bone, stone and yak fat and constructed a rudimentary WABAC." "You know what they say," "'If at first you don't succeed, "Troy, Troy" again'." "This is no time for puns!" "Even good ones." "Penny, Sherman quickly." "You're not going anywhere." "I've seen quite enough to remove the boy er, both boys from this home." "No, don't!" "Miss Grunion, please!" "This is all my fault." "I started it." "I'm so sorry, Sherman." "You have nothing to apologize for, Penny." "A dog should never have been allowed to adopt a boy in the first place." " Now, come along!" " Miss Grunion, be careful!" "What's happening?" "Mr. Peabody, help!" "Sherman?" "Hey, where did the other two go?" "Our cosmic doubles combined in order to, reconcile a paradox in the spacetime continuum." "OK, that makes sense." "I don't know what just happened, here, but I know it was wrong!" "This boy is coming with me!" "Mr. Peabody!" " No, Miss Grunion!" " Lemme go!" "Get back here!" "Ow, ow you're hurting me!" "He bit me!" "He bit me!" "Yes, Hello, police?" "I'd like to report an assault." "A bite!" "Mr Peabody, what're you gonna do?" "That's right." "Get here as soon as possible." "Run!" "He's kidnapping the children!" "I can't believe you bit her, Mr. Peabody." "I know, Sherman it was wrong." "Wrong?" "!" "It was awesome!" "And now to return to our proper timeline and erase this mess." "There he is!" "He's got my daughter, in that giant space apple!" "My face is numb." " OK!" " Woo-hoo!" "What's wrong?" "Time Travel failed." "Oh, dear!" "What is it, Mr. Peabody?" "Our cosmic doubles colliding ripped a hole in the spacetime continuum." "That's why we didn't get to the past." "Hey, Peabody!" "Looks like the past is coming to us." "I will get you dog!" "And your little girl too!" "Penny, my bride!" "What?" "Oh dear!" "Follow that orb." "Incoming!" "What sort of creature are you?" "The name's Grunion!" "I'm in love!" "I just need to find a wormhole." "Hey, Einstein, it's a red light." "Hey, I'm walkin' here!" "Cake!" "Here they go!" "Don't lose them!" "I'm trying to find another wormhole but they all lead back to the present." "Time Travel failed." "Time Travel failed." "There he is!" "After them!" "Penny, my queen, I know you're in there." "We're coming Shermanus!" "Time Travel failed." "Mr Peabody, look out!" "Shermanus, hold on." "We shall release from this egg." "Drop the sabre, and step away from the futuristic orb." "I take orders from no one!" ""Liberté, egalité, fraternité!"" "Oh la-la!" "Don't taze me, bro." "Come out, Peabody, with your paws in the air." "Mr. Peabody, you're under arrest, for kidnapping, reckless endangerment..." "And a multiplicity of major traffic violation!" "You don't understand." "There's a rip in the spacetime continuum." "If you arrest me, I won't be able to fix..." "Bla, bla, bla!" "For too long you've bamboozled the world with your fancy jargon and that little red tie of yours." "And look what's come of it!" "Take him away!" "Wait." " Mr Peabody!" " Sherman!" "What's gonna happen to Mr. Peabody?" "Don't you know what happens to dogs that bite?" "Let me go." "You don't know what you're doing." "Please, before it's too late!" "Wait!" "Give him another chance!" "He's through with chances." "Now he has to pay for his mistakes." "But, I'm the one who made all the mistakes." "I'm the one who used the WABAC without permission." "The only mistake Mr. Peabody ever made... was me." "Sherman!" "You're absolutely right, Sherman." "What kind of a father could this dog, ever be to a boy?" "Maybe you're right, Miss Grunion but there's one thing you haven't considered." "What's that?" "I'm a dog, too!" "If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody, who never turns his back on you and who's always there to pick you up when you fall and loves loves you, no matter many times you mess up" "if that's what it means to be a dog, then yeah, I'm a dog, too!" "I'm a dog, too!" "I'm a dog, too!" "I'm a dog, too!" "I'm a dog, too!" "I'm a dog, as well!" "A poodle, dog!" "I am a dog, too!" "Ditto on that dog thing." " I'm a dog, too!" " I'm a dog, too!" "..." " I'm a dog, too!" " I'm a dog, too!" "..." "I'm a dog, too!" "I'm Spartacus." "Alright, fine." "You're all dogs." "But you can't change the law." "I know someone who can." "Ah, George Washington!" "We hold these truths to be self-evident." "That all men, and some dogs are created equal." "I hereby award Mr. Peabody a presidential pardon." "Me too." "I've done worse." "Mr Peabody, look!" "It's getting closer!" "What are we going to do?" "This is the greatest collection of geniuses ever assembled." "Surely we can come up with another way of getting to the past." "I can build a catapult." "And we go very fast!" "But remember as you approach the speed of light gravity will get too strong." "Indeed, for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction." "How about we just punch that big hole in the face?" "I have an idea." "Hey everybody!" "I have an idea!" "Yes what is it, Sherman?" "Why not go to the future?" "The future?" "I've never been there before." "So, it's probably not as messed up." "Sherman, thats it!" "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Not usually." "It's exactly what you all just said!" "Except the total opposite!" "If we set the WABAC for the future and go very very fast we'll create our own gravitational field that's equal and opposite to the rip in the spacetime continuum!" "I don't get it." "We're gonna fly up there, and punch that big hole in the face!" "Yes!" "Sherman, you're a genius!" "But, Peabody, how far into the future must you go?" "Just a few seconds ought to do it." "And then we'll slingshot right back!" "Are you sure this is going to work?" "Don't worry, Penny." "Just remember, I'm a... genius!" "Sherman, I need to reprogram the WABAC." "Alright, Mr Peabody." "That means you have to drive." "In order to make the leap into the future the WABAC will have to go very fast." "Faster than it's ever gone before." "Are you ready, Sherman?" "I'm ready." "Come on, Sherman, you can do it." "Now, Mr. Peabody?" "Sherman, we need more speed." "Now?" "Just a little more." "Not yet, Sherman." "Not yet." "Now!" "Farewell!" " Arrivederci!" " Papa." "So long!" "Auf wiedersehen!" "You haven't seen the last of me, Peabody!" "You'll make a mistake, eventually, and when you do" "I'll be there!" "This Grunion is mine!" "Come on, Sherman." "Come on!" "Yes!" "If you wanna watch TV before I get home simply press the input 3 times and then use the remote control as usual." "Yes, Sherman." "And if you're worried about making friends at the PTA the meeting consider bringing snacks for everyone." "Bagles are always appreciated." "Yes, Sherman." "And remember, Mr. Peabody" "I have robotics club after school today." "Sherman, wait." "Yes, Mr. Peabody?" "I..." "I love you Sherman." "I have a deep regard for you as well Mr. Peabody." "Hey, Mr. Peabody." "Hey, Sherman." "Wait up!" "No doubt about it:" "Every dog should have a boy." "Aahh!" "I now pronounce you husband and wife!" "You may kiss the Grunion." "Come here, soldier!" "The End" "Subtitles♪♪by AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org"