"election night" "..but I guess there is time for a cosy break with Ella Fitzgerald." "Don't Fence Me ln." "Hi!" "Sorry I'm late." "We just sent 2.000 blankets to Albania today." "What the hell for?" " There's a civil war." "Carl." " Exactly." "It's really cool being armed with a blanket!" "They might be a bit cold. you know." "I'll have another." "One for Peter too." "Let's try that new Mexican beer?" "You know... I refuse to drink Mexican beer." "What do you mean by that?" "I'm not fucking drinking Mexican beer." "Carlsberg." "Dos Equhs for you?" "Dos Ephss?" "lmpossible to pronounce." "You're racist." " You know that?" " Are you kidding?" "No. you're a racist." "You're afraid of anything different." " lt's just a beer." " lt's more than that." "That's how it starts. that's racism." "Relax." "Peter." "I prefer Carlsberg too." "You're a damn racist too." "You just go along with everyone." "Silence is consent." "You should throw out half the people in here." "and tell them:" ""l won't have that in here"." "We're not racists." "Willy here just voted for the socialists." "I forgot to vote." "Such an idealist." " Shit. I forgot!" "What time is it?" " Twenty to eight." " You won't make it." "Sit down." " There'll be others." "I have to vote!" " Take me to the polls." " Off to tick the box?" "Can we make it?" "Do girls squat when they piss?" "Yes..." "I guess most of them do." "Excuse the garlic smell." "but I just kicked out the Ayatollah at the bus terminal." "I don't mind." "He's probably dealing drugs there." "You know why they smell?" " Who?" " Who do you think?" "The Arabs!" "Do you know why?" " They don't smell." " Sure they do." "They reek of sweaty turbans." "but you know why?" "So the blind can hate them too." "Thank God we're not black." "They're so busy bragging about how great it is back home in Bananistan." "Why the hell don't they go back then?" " l sure didn't ask them to come." " l'm in a hurry." "So why don't they go back?" "Because they fucked up their own country... all of them." "Indians." "Africans." "Arabs and Turks." "They fuck up their own country and paddle up here in their fucking fruit carts to fuck things up even more." "Shut the fuck up." "What?" "Keep your sick opinions to yourself." "Now don't cough up more phlegm than you can swallow. mate." "I have a right to my opinions." "That's democracy." "No. it's not." "Democracy is based on tolerance." "Not in my neighbourhood." "Well. we're not there now." "so shut up." "and do your job!" "I am allowed to believe the age of consent should be nine." " lt's my right." " lt's my right not to listen to you." "Not while you're in my cab. mate." "Just because they can't get into night clubs." "they drive around with big woofers in their cars." " Fucking hell of a noise." " Stop the car!" "What?" "Stop!" "I want to get out." "I thought you had to vote?" "Arsehole!" "Damn it..." "Arsehole!" "Can you make it in ten minutes?" "You are in a Mercedes E300." "the king of cars." "The pride of German industry." "Perfect." "One day when we're gone..." "this car will still be going." "It's impossible to wear down because it's German." "That's nice to know." "You ever been to Germany?" "Yes. many times." "I work for a help organisation with headquarters in Frankfurt." "Did you know that Germany has the most guardrails in the world?" "No. I didn't." "They are everywhere." "Even the most insignificant exits have guardrails." "And we know who built those roads. don't we?" "Absolutely." "Things were efficient back then." "Now they're in NATO and have environmental organizations." " And stand-up comedians." " So what?" "Humour is no good for the Germans." "What do you mean?" " They didn't in the 30's." " Course they did." " But back then it was forbidden." " No. it wasn't." "They had no use for it then." "Rubbish." "It's funny when you think about how great nations vanish." "Like the Roman Empire." "Ancient Greece..." "All the great civilisations had Aryan leaders." "Ceasar had blue eyes and blonde hair. that's a fact." "Why do you think those countries are worthless today?" "Because they're inbreds from Africa." "They slowly work their way north by impregnating our wives." "Take Crete..." "There. everyone's grandmother was raped by a Turk." " lt's getting cold. huh?" " Can you go any faster?" " You're fucking right I can!" " l have to vote before eight." "I vote too." "In one year... I become citizenship." " Good for you." " You bet." " Congratulations." "Thank you... fucking O!" ".." "Oh. fuck!" "Good corner shop was there." "Now is Sushi Bar instead." "What hell wrong with kebab." "you tell me!" "You got kebab with chicken." "with fish. tasty fish..." "What they need sushi here?" "Fuckin' Japanese." "First bomb Pearl Harbor." "then kill good shop." "And then get fuckin' Winter Olympics." "Promise me my friend." "vote for person who send yellow bastards back to fuckin' Buddha-land." "Fuckin'..." "Damn..." "You need a ride?" "Hey!" "Wait!" "Hold on..." " l have to vote." " No you don't." "I have one minute!" "No. we're counting the ballots." "Move your foot" "But look!" "Your watch is slow." "Now, move your foot" "?" "haarvro to rvroto?" "Move your foot" "Damn it!" "I have to vote." "I have to vote... I'm going in to vote for... ..the sake of you people. you know?" "I mean...for me...for you..." "Get the fucking foot out." "you racist pig." "What's wrong with you?" "Spreading your filth around peaceful people!" " What's going on?" " He's making racist remarks." " No..." "I'm..." " Shut the fuck up." "Close the door." "Thanks." "Are you hassling the coons?" "Coon?" "No." "I have to vote before eight." " What happened?" " l fell." " Did you vote?" " Yeah." "Your Dos Phssos is getting warm." " Give me a cold Carlsberg." " Make it three on me." " Cheers." " Cheers."