"We're under attack." "Light the signal." "Now all of China knows you're here." "Perfect." "Your Majesty, the Huns have crossed our northern border." "Impossible." "No one can get through the Great Wall." "Shan-Yu is leading them." "We'll set up defences around the palace." "No." "Send your troops to protect my people." " Chi Fu." " Yes, Your Highness?" "Deliver conscription notices throughout the provinces." "Call up reserves and as many new recruits as possible." "Forgive me, Your Majesty, but I believe my troops can stop him." "I won't take any chances, General." "A single grain of rice can tip the scale." "One man may be the difference between victory and defeat." ""Quiet and demure."" ""Graceful." "Polite." "Delicate."" ""Refined." "Poised."" ""Punctual."" "Little Brother." "Little Brother." "There you are." "Who's the smartest doggy in the world?" "Come on, smart boy." "Can you help me with my chores today?" "Honourable ancestors... please help Mulan impress the Matchmaker today." "Please." "Please help her." " Father, I brought your..." " Mulan." "I brought a spare." "The doctor said three cups of tea in the morning..." " Mulan." " And three at night." "Mulan, you should already be in town." "We are counting on you to..." "To uphold the family honour." "Don't worry, Father." "I won't let you down." " Wish me luck." " Hurry." "I'm going to pray some more." "Fa Li, is your daughter here yet?" "The Matchmaker is not a patient woman." "Of all days to be late." "I should have prayed to the ancestors for luck." "How lucky can they be?" "They're dead." "Besides, I've got all the luck we'll need." "This is your chance to prove yourself." "Grandma, no." "Yep, this cricket's a lucky one." "I'm here." "What?" "But, Mama, I had to..." "None of your excuses." "Now, let's get you cleaned up." "This is what you give me To work with" "Well, honey I've seen worse" "We're gonna turn This sow's ear" " Into a silk purse" " It's freezing." "It would have been warm if you were here on time." "We'll have you washed and dried" "Primped and polished till you glow with pride" "Trust my recipe for instant bride" "You'll bring honour to us all" " Mulan, what's this?" " Notes... in case I forget something." "Hold this." "We'll need more luck than I thought." "Wait and see When we're through" "Boys will gladly go to war for you" " With good fortune" " And a great hairdo" "You'll bring honour to us all" "A girl can bring her family" "Great honour in one way" "By striking a good match" "And this could be the day" " Men want girls with good taste" " Calm." " Obedient." " Who work fast-paced" " With good breeding" " And a tiny waist" "You'll bring honour to us all" "We all must serve our emperor" "Who guards us from the Huns" "A man by bearing arms" "A girl by bearing sons" " When we're through you can't fail" " When we're through" " Like a lotus blossom, soft and pale" " You can't fail" " When we're through" " How could any fellow say no sale" " Soft and pale, how could any fellow" " Like a lotus blossom" " To us all" " You'll bring honour to us all" "There." "You're ready." "Not yet." "An apple for serenity." "A pendant for balance." "Beads ofjade" "For beauty" "You must proudly" "Show it" "Now add a cricket" "Just for luck" "And even you can't blow it" "Ancestors, hear my plea" "Help me not to make a fool of me" "And to not uproot my family tree" "Keep my father standing tall" "Scarier than the undertaker" "We are meeting our Matchmaker" "Destiny Guard our girls" "And our future as it fast unfurls" "Please look kindly On these cultured pearls" "Each a perfect porcelain doll" " Please bring honour to us" " Please bring honour to us" " Please bring honour to us" " Please bring honour to us" "Please bring honour to us all" " "Fa Mulan."" " Present." "Speaking without permission." "Who spit in her bean curd?" "Too skinny." "Not good for bearing sons." "Recite the final admonition." "Well?" "Fulfil your duties calmly and respectfully." "Reflect before you snack..." "Act." "This shall bring you honour and glory." "This way." "Now, pour the tea." "To please your future in-laws... you must demonstrate a sense of dignity... and refinement." "You must also be poised." " Pardon me." " And silent." "Could I just take that back... for a moment?" "Why, you clumsy..." "I think it's going well, don't you?" "Put it out." "Put it out." "Put it out." "You are a disgrace." "You may look like a bride... but you will never bring your family honour." "Look at me" "I will never pass" "For a perfect bride Or a perfect daughter" "Can it be" "I'm not meant To play this part" "Now I see" "That if I were truly To be myself" "I would break My family's heart" "Who is that girl I see" "Staring straight" "Back at me" "Why is my reflection" "Someone I" "Don't know" "Somehow I cannot hide" "Who I am" "Though I've tried" "When will my reflection show" "Who I am" "Inside" "When will my reflection show" "Who I am" "Inside" "My, my." "What beautiful blossoms we have this year." "But, look, this one's late." "But I'll bet that when it blooms... it will be the most beautiful of all." "What is it?" "Mulan, stay inside." "Citizens, I bring a proclamation from the Imperial City." "The Huns have invaded China." "By order of the emperor, one man from every family must serve in the Imperial Army." "The Hsiao family." "The Yi family." "I will serve the emperor in my father's place." " The Fa family." " No." "I am ready to serve the emperor." " Father, you can't go." " Mulan." "Please, sir, my father has fought bravely..." "Silence." "You would do well to teach your daughter to hold her tongue in a man's presence." "Mulan, you dishonour me." "Report tomorrow to the Wu Zhong camp." "Yes, sir." "The Chu family." "The Wen family." "The Chang family." "You shouldn't have to go." "There are plenty of young men to fight for China." "It is an honour to protect my country and my family." "So, you'll die for honour." " I will die doing what's right." " But if you..." "I know my place." "It is time you learned yours." " Mulan is gone." " What?" "It can't be." "Mulan." "No." "You must go after her." "She could be killed." "If I reveal her... she will be." "Ancestors, hear our prayer." "Watch over Mulan." "Mushu, awaken." "I live." "So tell me what mortal needs my protection, Great Ancestor." "You just say the word and I'm there." "Let me say somethin'." "Anybody foolish enough to threaten our family, vengeance will be mine." "Mushu." "These are the family guardians." " They..." " Protect the family." "And you, O Demoted One?" "I... ring the gong." "That's right." "Now, wake up the ancestors." "One family reunion comin' right up." "Okay, people, look alive." "Let's go." "Come on." "Get up." "Rise and shine." "Y'all way past the beauty sleep thing, trust me." "I knew it." "I knew it." "That Mulan was a troublemaker from the start." "Don't look at me." "She gets it from your side of the family." " She's trying to help her father." " But if she's discovered," "Fa Zhou is shamed." "Dishonour will come to the family." " Traditional values will disintegrate." " And they'll lose the farm." "My children never caused trouble." "They all became acupuncturists." " Well, we can't all be acupuncturists." " No." "Your great-granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser." " Let a guardian bring her back." " Yes, awaken the most cunning." "No." "The swiftest." " No." "Send the wisest." " Silence." "We must send the most powerful of all." "Okay, okay, I get the drift." "I'll go." "Y'all don't think I can do it." "Watch this here." "Jump back." "I'm pretty hot, huh?" "Don't make me have to singe nobody to prove it." "You had your chance to protect the Fa family." "Your misguidance led Fa Deng to disaster." " Yeah, thanks a lot." " And your point is?" "The point is we will be sending a real dragon to retrieve Mulan." "What..." "I'm a real dragon." "You are not worthy of this spot." "Now, awaken the Great Stone Dragon." "So you'll get back to me on the job thing?" "Just one chance, is that too much to ask?" "I mean, it's not like it'll kill ya." "Yo, Rocky, wake up." "Ya gotta go fetch Mulan." "Come on, boy." "Go get her." "Go on." "Come on." "Hello?" "Hello." "Hello." "Stony?" "Stony?" "Man, they're gonna kill me." "Great Stone Dragon... have you awakened?" "Yes, I just woke up." "I'm..." "I'm the Great Stone Dragon." "Good morning." "I will go forth and fetch Mulan." "Did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon?" "Go." "The fate of the Fa family rests in your claws." "Don't even worry about it." "I will not lose face." "My elbow." "I know I twisted something." "That's just great." "Now what?" "I'm doomed." "And all 'cause Miss Man decides to take her little drag show on the road." "Go get her?" "What's the matter with you?" "After this Great Stone Humpty-Dumpty mess," "I'd have to bring her home with a medal to get back in the temple." "Wait a minute." "That's it." "I make Mulan a war hero and they'll beg me to come back to work." "That's the master plan." "You done it now, man." "Hey, what makes you think you're comin'?" "You're lucky?" "Do I look like a sucker to you?" "What you mean, a loser?" "What if I pop an antenna off and throw it away?" "Then who's the loser, me or you?" "Imperial scouts." "Shan-Yu." "Nice work, gentlemen." "You found the Hun Army." "The emperor will stop you." "Stop me?" "He invited me." "By building his wall, he challenged my strength." "Well, I'm here to play his game." "Go." "Tell your emperor to send his strongest armies." "I'm ready." "How many men does it take to deliver a message?" "One." "Okay, okay, how about this?" "Excuse me." "Where do I sign in?" "I see you have a sword." "I have one too." "They're very manly and tough." "I'm working on it." "Who am I fooling?" "It's going to take a miracle to get me into the army." "Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?" "Let me hear you say "ah"." " That's close enough." " A ghost." "Get ready, Mulan." "Your serpentine salvation is at hand." "For I have been sent by your ancestors... to guide you through your masquerade." "If you're gonna stay, you're working." "So heed my word. 'Cause if the army finds out you're a girl... the penalty is death." " Who are you?" " Who am I?" "Who am I?" "I am the guardian of lost souls." "I am the powerful, the pleasurable... the indestructible Mushu." "Pretty hot, huh?" "My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?" "Hey, dragon, dragon, not lizard." "I don't do that tongue thing." " You're..." " Intimidating?" " Awe-inspiring?" " Tiny." "I'm travel-size for your convenience." "If I was my real size, your cow here would die of fright." "Down, Bessie." "My powers are beyond your mortal imagination." "For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armour." "All right, that's it." "Dishonour." "Dishonour on your whole family." "Make a note of this." "Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow..." "Stop." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm just nervous." "I've never done this before." "Then you're gonna have to trust me." "And don't you slap me no more." "We clear on that?" "All right." "Let's get this show on the road." "Cri-Kee, get the bags." "Let's move it, heifer." "Okay, this is it." "Time to show 'em your man walk." "Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up and strut." "Two, three..." "Break it down." "Hup, two, three." "And work it." " Beautiful, isn't he?" " They're disgusting." "No, they're men." "Now, you gonna have to act just like them, so pay attention." "Look." "This tattoo will protect me from harm." "I hope you can get your money back." "I don't think I can do this." "It's all attitude." "Be tough, like this guy here." " What are you lookin' at?" " Punch him." "It's how men say hello." "Yao, you've made a friend." "Good." "Now slap him on the behind." "They like that." "I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ancestors dizzy." "Yao, relax and chant with me." " Feel better?" " Yeah." "You ain't worth my time, chicken boy." "Chicken boy?" "Say that to my face, ya limp noodle." "Sorry, Ling." "Hey." "Whoa." "You're dead." "There he goes." "Hey, guys." "The Huns have struck here, here and here." "I'll take the main troops up to the Tung Shao Pass... and stop Shan-Yu before he destroys this village." "Excellent strategy, sir." "I do love surprises." "You will stay and train the new recruits." "When Chi Fu believes you're ready... you will join us, Captain." "Captain?" "This is an enormous responsibility, General." "Perhaps a soldier with more experience..." "Number one in his class, extensive knowledge of training techniques... an impressive military lineage." "I believe Li Shang will do an excellent job." "I will." "I won't let you down." "This is..." "I mean..." " Yes, sir." " Very good, then." "We'll toast China's victory at the Imperial City." "I'll expect a full report in three weeks." "And I won't leave anything out." "Captain Li Shang." "Leader of China's finest troops." "No." "The greatest troops of all time." "Most impressive." "Good luck, Captain." "Good luck, Father." "Day one." "Soldiers." "He started it." "I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp." "Sorry." "I mean, sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is... when you get those manly urges and you just gotta kill somethin'... fix things, cook outdoors..." " What's your name?" " I..." "Your commanding officer just asked you a question." "I've got a name." "And it's a boy's name too." " Ling." "How 'bout Ling?" " His name is Ling." "I didn't ask for his name." "I asked for yours." " Try... ah, Chu." " Ah Chu." " Ah Chu?" " Gesundheit." "I kill myself." " Mushu." " Mushu?" " No." " Then what is it?" " Ping was my best friend growing' up." " It's Ping." " Ping?" " Of course, Ping did steal my..." "Yes, my name is Ping." "Let me see your conscription notice." " Fa Zhou?" "The Fa Zhou?" " I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son." "He... doesn't talk about me much." "I can see why." "The boy's an absolute lunatic." "Okay, gentlemen, thanks to your new friend, Ping... you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice." "And tomorrow, the real work begins." "You know, we have to work on your people skills." "All right." "Rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty." "Come on." "Get your clothes on." "Get ready." "Got breakfast for ya." "Look, you get porridge, and it's happy to see you." "Hey, get outta there." "You gonna make people sick." " Am I late?" " No time to talk." "It's your first day of training', so listen to your teacher, play nice with the kids, unless they wanna fight, then kick the kid's butt." "I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt." "Don't talk with your mouth full." "Now let's see your war face." "My bunny slippers just ran for cover." "Come on." "Scare me, girl." "That's my tough-Iookin' warrior." "That's what I mean." "Now, get out there and make me proud." " What do you mean, the troops left?" " They what?" "Wait." "You forgot your sword." "My little baby, off to destroy people." "Order." "People, order." " I'd like a pan-fried noodle." " Sweet and pungent shrimp." " Moo goo gai pan." " That's not funny." "Looks like our new friend slept in this morning." "Hello, Ping." "Are ya hungry?" "Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich." "Soldiers." "You will assemble swiftly and silently every morning." "Anyone who acts otherwise..." "will answer to me." "Tough guy." "Yao." "Thank you for volunteering." "Retrieve the arrow." "I'll get that arrow, pretty boy... and I'll do it with my shirt on." "One moment." "You seem to be missing something." "This represents discipline... and this represents strength." "You need both to reach the arrow." "We've got a long way to go." "Let's get down to business" "To defeat the Huns" "Did they send me daughters" "When I asked for sons" "You're the saddest bunch I ever met" "But you can bet Before we're through" "Mister, I'll make a man" "Out of you" "Tranquil as a forest" "But on fire within" "Once you find your centre" "You are sure to win" "You're a spineless Pale, pathetic lot" "And you haven't got a clue" "Somehow I'll make a man" "Out of you" " I'm never gonna catch my breath" " Say good-bye to those who knew me" "Boy, was I a fool in school For cutting gym" "This guy's got 'em scared to death" "Hope he doesn't see right through me" "Now I really wish that I knew how to swim" " Be a man" " You must be swift as a coursing river" " Be a man" " With all the force of a great typhoon" " Be a man" " With all the strength of a raging fire" "Mysterious as the dark side" "Of the moon" "Time is racing toward us" "Till the Huns arrive" "Heed my every order" "And you might survive" "You're unsuited for the rage of war" "So pack up, go home You're through" "How could I make a man" "Out of you" "Be a man" " You must be swift as a coursing river" " Be a man" " With all the force of a great typhoon" " Be a man" "With all the strength Of a raging fire" "Mysterious as the dark side of" "The moon" "Be a man" " We must be swift as a coursing river" " Be a man" " With all the force of a great typhoon" " Be a man" "With all the strength Of a raging fire" "Mysterious as the dark side of" "The moon" "What do you see?" "Black pine, from the high mountains." "White horse hair." "Imperial stallions." "Sulphur, from cannons." "This doll came from a village in the Tung Shao Pass... where the Imperial Army is waiting for us." "We can avoid them easily." "No." "The quickest way to the emperor is through that pass." "Besides, the little girl will be missing her doll." "We should return it to her." "Hey, no, this is not a good idea." "What if somebody sees you?" "Just because I look like a man, I don't have to smell like one." "So a couple of guys don't rinse out their socks." "Picky, picky, picky." "Well, myself, I kind of like that corn chip smell." "All right." "That's enough." "Now, get out before you get all pruny." "Mushu, if you're so worried, go stand watch." "Yeah, yeah." ""Stand watch, Mushu... while I blow our secret with my stupid girlie habits."" "Hygiene." "Me first." "Me first." "We're doomed." "There are a couple of things I know they're bound to notice." "Hey, Ping." "Hi, guys." "I didn't know you were here." "I was just washing." "So now I'm clean, and I'm gonna go." "Bye-bye." "Come back here." "I know we were jerks to you before... so let's start over." "Hi." "I'm Ling." " And I'm Chien-Po." " Hello, Chien-Po." "And I am Yao." "King of the rock." "And there's nothin' you girls can do about it." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, I think Ping and I can take you." " I don't wanna take him anywhere." " Ping, we have to fight." "No, we don't." "We could just... close our eyes and swim around." "Come on." "Don't be such a gir..." "Something bit me." " What a nasty flavour." " Snake." " Snake." " Poison." "Snake." "Snake." " Snake." "Snake." " Help." "Help." "Some king of the rock." " Boy, that was close." " No, that was vile." "You owe me big." "I never want to see a naked man again." "Hey, don't look at me." "I ain't biting' no more butts." "You think your troops are ready to fight?" "They would not last a minute against the Huns." " They completed their training." " Those boys... are no more fit to be soldiers than you are to be captain." "Once the general reads my report... your troops will never see battle." "No, you don't." "I've worked too hard to get Mulan into this war." "This guy's messin' with my plan." " We're not finished." " Be careful, Captain." "The general may be your father, but I am the emperor's counsel." "And, by the way, I got that job on my own." "You're dismissed." "Hey." "I'll hold him and you punch." "Or not." "For what it's worth, I think you're a great captain." " I saw that." " What?" " You like him, don't you?" " No." "I..." "Yeah, all right." "Yeah, sure." "Go to your tent." "I think it's time we took this war into our own hands." "Let me see what you got." ""From General Li."" ""Dear Son, we're waiting for Huns at the pass."" ""It'd mean a lot if you'd come and back us up."" "Great, but you forgot, "Since we're out of potpourri, perhaps you could bring up some."" "Hello." "It's the army." "Make it sound more urgent, please." "You know what I'm talkin' about?" "That's better." "Much better." "Let's go." "Khanny, baby." "Hey, we need a ride." "Insubordinate ruffians." "You men owe me a new pair of slippers." "And I do not squeal like a girl." "Urgent news from the general." "What's the matter?" "You never seen a black-and-white before?" "Who are you?" "Excuse me?" "I think the question is, who are you?" "We're in a war, man." "There's no time for stupid questions." "I should have your hat for that." "Snatch it right off your head." "But I'm feeling gracious today, so carry on before I report you." "Captain, urgent news from the general." "We're needed at the front." "Pack your bags, Cri-Kee." "We're movin' out." "For a long time We've been marching off to battle" "In our thundering herd We feel a lot like cattle" "Like a pounding beat Our aching feet" "Aren't easy to ignore" "Hey." "Think of instead A girl worth fighting for" "That's what I said." "A girl worth fighting for" "I want her paler than the moon" "With eyes that shine like stars" "My girl will marvel at my strength" "Adore my battle scars" "I couldn't care less what she'll wear Or what she looks like" "It all depends on what she cooks like" "Beef, pork, chicken" "Bet the local girls Thought you were quite the charmer" "And I'll bet the ladies love A man in armour" "You can guess what We have missed the most" "Since we went off to war" " What do we want" " A girl worth fighting for" "My girl will think I have no faults" "That I'm a major find" "How 'bout a girl who's got a brain" "Who always speaks her mind?" "My manly ways and turn of phrase" "Are sure to thrill her" "He thinks he's such a lady-killer" "I've a girl back home Who's unlike any other" "Yeah, the only girl Who'd love him is his mother" "But when we come home in victory" "They'll line up at the door" " What do we want?" " A girl worth fighting for" " Wish that I had" " A girl worth fighting for" "A girl worth fighting..." "Search for survivors." "I don't understand." "My father should've been here." "Captain." "The general." "I'm sorry." "The Huns are moving quickly." "We'll make better time to the Imperial City through the Tung Shao Pass." "We're the only hope for the emperor now." "Move out." "What happened?" "You just gave away our position." "Now we're..." "Get out of range." " Save the cannons." " Come on." "Empty it." "Empty it." "Hey." "Sure." "Save the horse." "Fire." "Fire." "Hold the last cannon." "Prepare to fight." "If we die, we die with honour." "Yao, aim the cannon at Shan-Yu." " Hey." " Ping." "Come back." "Ping." "Stop." "You might want to light that right about now." "Quickly." "Quickly." "Come on." "We gotta help." "You missed." "How could you miss?" "He was three feet in front of you." "Mulan." "Mulan." "Mulan?" "No." "Mulan." "Man, you are one lucky bug." "Shang." " Do you see them?" " Yes." "Perfect." "Now we'll pull them to safety." "Hey, Mulan." "I found the lucky cricket." "We need help." "Nice." "Very nice." "You can sit by me." "We're gonna die." "We are definitely gonna die." "No way we survive this." "Death is coming." "I let them slip through my fingers." "Pull." "I knew we could do it." "You the man." "Well, sort of." "Step back, guys." "Give him some air." "Ping?" "You are the craziest man I've ever met." "And for that, I owe you my life." "From now on, you have my trust." "Let's hear it for Ping." "The bravest of us all." " You're king of the mountain." " Yes, yes, yes." "Ping." "What's wrong?" "He's wounded." "Get help." "Ping, hold on." "Hold on." "I can explain." "So it's true." "Shang." "I knew there was something wrong with you." "A woman." "Treacherous snake." "My name is Mulan." "I did it to save my father." " High treason." " I didn't mean for it to go this far." "Ultimate dishonour." "It was the only way." "Please believe me." "Captain?" "Restrain him." " No." " You know the law." "A life for a life." "My debt is repaid." " Move out." " But you can't just..." "I said, "Move out."" "I was this close." "This close to impressing' the ancestors... gettin' the top shelf, an entourage." "Man." "All my fine work." "Hi." "I should never have left home." "Hey, come on." "You went to save your father's life." "Who knew you'd end up shaming' him, disgracing your ancestors, and losin' all your friends?" "You know, you just gotta..." "You gotta learn to let these things go." "Maybe I didn't go for my father." "Maybe what I really wanted was to prove I could do things right... so when I looked in the mirror..." "I'd see someone worthwhile." "But I was wrong." "I see nothing." "Now, that's just 'cause this needs a little spit, that's all." "Let me shine this up for ya." "I can see you." "Look at you." "You look so pretty." "The truth is, we're both frauds." "Your ancestors never sent me." "They don't even like me." "You risked your life to help people you love." "I risked your life to help myself." "At least you had good intentions." "What?" "What do you mean you're not lucky?" "You lied to me?" "And what are you, a sheep?" "I'll have to face my father sooner or later." " Let's go home." " Yeah." "This ain't gonna be pretty." "But don't you worry, okay?" "Things will work out." "We started this thing together, and that's how we'll finish it." "I promise." "Home is that way." " I have to do something." " Did you see those Huns?" "They popped out of the snow like daisies." "Are we in this together or not?" "Well, let's go kick some Hunny buns." "Make way for the heroes of China." " Shang." " Mulan?" "The Huns are alive." "They're in the city." "You don't belong here, Mulan." "Go home." "Shang, I saw them in the mountains." "You have to believe me." "Why should I?" "Why else would I come back?" "You said you'd trust Ping." "Why is Mulan any different?" "Keep your eyes open." "I know they're here." " Now, where are you going?" " To find someone who will believe me." "My children." "Heaven smiles down upon the Middle Kingdom." "China will sleep safely tonight... thanks to our brave warriors." "Sir, the emperor's in danger." "But the Huns are here." "Please, you have to help." " No one will listen." " Huh?" "I'm sorry." " Did you say something?" " Mushu." "Hey, you're a girl again, remember?" "Your Majesty..." "I present to you the sword of Shan-Yu." "I know what this means to you, Captain Li." "Your father would have been very proud." " No." " Come on." "They'll never reach the emperor in time." "Hey, guys." "I've got an idea." "Be a man" " We must be swift as a coursing river" " Be a man" " With all the force of a great typhoon" " Be a man" "With all the strength of a raging fire" "Mysterious as the dark side of" "The moon" "Boo." "Guard the door." "Your walls and armies have fallen... and now it's your turn." "Bow to me." " Okay." "Any questions?" " Does this dress make me look fat?" "Who's there?" " Concubines." " Ugly concubines." "He's so cute." "Now, that's what I call Mongolian barbecue." "Shang, go." "I tire of your arrogance, old man." "Bow to me." "No matter how the wind howls... the mountain cannot bow to it." "Then you will kneel in pieces." "Chien-Po, get the emperor." "Sorry, Your Majesty." "No." "Come on." "No." "You." " You took away my victory." " No." "I did." "The soldier from the mountains." "So what's the plan?" " You don't have a plan?" " Hey, I'm making this up as I... go." " Mushu." " Way ahead of you, sister." "Come on, Cri-Kee." " Citizens, I need firepower." " Who are you?" "Your worst nightmare." " On the roof." " Look." "It looks like you're out of ideas." "Not quite." "Ready, Mushu?" "I am ready, baby." "Light me." "Get off the roof, get off the roof." "You are a lucky bug." "That was a deliberate attempt on my life." "Where is she?" "Now she's done it." "What a mess." "Stand aside." "That creature's not worth protecting." " She's a hero." " 'Tis a woman." " She'll never be worth anything." " Listen, you pompous..." "That is enough." "Your Majesty, I can explain." "I've heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan." "You stole your father's armour, ran away from home... impersonated a soldier... deceived your commanding officer... dishonoured the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace... and... you have saved us all." "My little baby is all grown up and... and saving' China." "You have a tissue?" " Chi Fu?" " Your Excellency?" "See to it that this woman is made a member of my council." "A member..." "What?" "But..." "There are no council positions open, Your Majesty." "Very well." "You can have his job." "What?" "I..." "With all due respect, Your Excellency..." "I think I've been away from home long enough." "Then take this... so your family will know what you have done for me." "And this... so the world will know what you have done for China." "Is she allowed to do that?" "You..." "You fight good." "Thank you." "Khan, let's go home." "The flower that blooms in adversity... is the most rare and beautiful of all." "Sir?" "You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty." " Mulan." " Father." "I brought you the sword of Shan-Yu." "And the crest of the emperor." "They're gifts to honour the Fa family." "The greatest gift and honour... is having you for a daughter." "I've missed you so." "I've missed you too, Baba." "Great." "She brings home a sword." "If you ask me, she should've brought a man." "Excuse me." "Does Fa Mulan live here?" " Thank you." " Sign me up for the next war." "Honourable Fa Zhou, I..." "Mulan." "You forgot your helmet." "Well, actually, it's your helmet, isn't it?" "I mean..." " Would you like to stay for dinner?" " Would you like to stay forever?" "Dinner would be great." "Come on." "Who did a good job?" "Come on." "Tell me." "Who did a good job?" "All right." "You can be a guardian again." "Take it, Cri-Kee." "You know, she gets it from my side of the family." "Call out for egg rolls." "Guardians." "Thanks, Mushu."