"5:00pm It's been 8 hours since the start" "Time to observe the Adult Medicine Department" "Are we observing the doctor ?" "in the adult medicine department" "We will be observing the doctor diagnosing patients" "What ?" "Take a look" "Black Jack is here but he's not a board certified doctor" "He's also known to demand ridiculous amounts of money for his operating skills" "BLACK JACK with assistant PINOKO" "We're lucky to catch him here" "I don't think he likes us watching him" "Itsuji Itao presents {\cH0000FF}BLACK JACK !" "What the hell was that ?" "and Tanaka are OUT" "What's with this actor ?" "what the hell was that ?" "I don't get his sense of humor" "I know he didn't like us watching him for sure" "This way" "Come inside" "Observing the Practice please proceed" "Next patient" "Have a seat" "Please sit down" "What seems to be the problem ?" "( Gibberish)" "Let's take your temperature" "How's your appetite ?" "( Gibberish )" "Is your throat sore ?" "Let me see the thermometer please" "It's High !" "Unbelievable You do have a temperature" "I'm writing you a prescription" "About a week's worth of pills" "Expensive !" "That's really high!" "Matsumoto and Yamasaki are OUT" "You guys are ok with that ?" "That was nuts please" "Patient:" "Atsumu Watanabe" "Have a seat" "And what brought you here today" "I have a tendency to turn into a moron every time I say numbers with a "3" in them and also any number divisible by 3" "Loses Composure with Numbers Containing 3 and Numbers Divisible by 3 please ?" "and Tanaka are OUT" "I don't wanna get that sickness for sure" "Anything else ?" "I have another problem where it's almost impossible to tell whether I'm laughing or crying" "Difficult to Distinguish Between Laughing and Crying" "Why don't you show me that as well" "Matsumoto and Yamasaki are OUT" "please" "He's got a lot of patients" "have a seat" "Foreign Patient with his Interpreter" "What seems to be the problem ?" "What seems to be the problem ?" "I've had this killer headache since last night (in fluent Japanese)" "I always get chronic migraines but this one felt a little more severe but this headache has been bothering him since last night" "Do you have any food allergies ?" "Any food allergies ?" "Allergies ?" "you know what ?" "I don't do well with wheat flour let's see what do you call that?" "It's on tip of my tongue" "Is it IGUSA (Rush Grass)?" "The one used in Tatami floors ?" "That gets me every time my thighs get real itchy" "Hamada and Endo are OUT" "Take care now please" "Patient:" "Hey!" "Taku-chan" "What seems to be the problem ?" "What the hell was that movie all about ?" "That just sucked !" "It just made me really ill watching it" "The whole thing was utter garbage !" "There was one cool scene though" "Where that girl took off her clothes in the beginning I think" "too !" "Hamada and Endo are OUT" "please" "Is this going to end ?" "It's my wife" "Her breasts are really swollen" "I just want you to take a look" "Bring her in" "Patient with Swollen Breasts" "It happened about a week ago too" "She's lost feeling in them?" "May I see how bad they are?" "Arrangement of Aluminum Cans" "doc ?" "it's pretty severe" "Matsumoto is OUT" "I would say I didn't quite laugh at that" "I really don't think I laughed" "Incredible" "Indeed 5:30pm It's been 8 hours and 30 minutes since the start" "Gastro camera ?" "Let's observe in here as well" "I believe the doctors are coming in soon" "Lift up that side" "I'll cover it with my foot not like that" "Put some muscle into it" "Doctors:" "Tsuyoshi and Reiji" "Don't worry I got this" "I got it I got it it's gettin' heavy" "Put it down Put it down just pinched my hand !" "We shouldn't be struggling so much" "Let's just get it done" "Hamada and Tanaka are OUT" "We'll demonstrate how this gastro camera works and see how the patient's stomache is doing" "Studying the Inside of Patient's Body" "Please have a good look at it" "Are we ready ?" "Here it goes" "There's the uvula" "How are we doing here ?" "going through the esophagus" "Esophagus" "Looks pretty good" "Looks good" "Ok" "Interesting" "I'm afraid he's having issues with his digestive system 390)}Incomplete digestion:" "Bread 388)}Incomplete digestion:" "Fish and cheese" "This does not look good" "Let me go !" "Cut it out !" "Help me someone !" "355)}Oligo-Saccharide" "Why can't you just cooperate with us ?" "347)\b1}Evil Virus we'll make it nice and easy" "Just follow us from now on" "This is our territory" "No !" "This is just God awful" "~We're none other than~" "~the Good Virus~" "Mr. Nakamura:" "One of the producers" "Everyone is OUT" "So THIS is where he decides to show up" "the Good Virus is here~" "~to defend all the evils~ the Evil Virus~" "Why is he doing this ?" "~We're here to protect~" "~our host's stomache~" "~right now~" "you'll have to fight for it" "I'll take that challenge" "We'll finish you once and for all" "CUT !" "CUT !" "CUT !" "What the hell are you doing ?" "right ?" "I'm not feeling your willingness to protect the stomache !" "Get it right !" "Sakura chan" "I know this is taking way too long 472)}Sakura Uehara in Stomache !" "I can't keep going like this with morons like this !" "We're taking a break get it right !" "We're very sorry about this Why don't we go take a break over there ?" "we're not continuing" "are OUT" "I don't get it" "Why is he from Osaka ?" "Let's check out how the MRI works" "This is where we perform the brain scans" "Each of you will get to scan one by one" "Let's start with Yamasaki" "Experience the MRI" "Rest of you can sit tight here and wait for your turns" "159)}MRI scanning is a a medical imaging technique used to visualize the internal structure and function of the body 109)}And this MRI comes with unique feature !" "Why does Yamasaki go first ?" "377)}Examination Start" "This looks scary" "What's going on in there ?" "What was that ?" "Yamasaki is OUT" "Why is he out ?" "Hamada" "What's going on ?" "Are you ok ?" "Why don't you lie down on that ?" "Lie on my back ?" "what's this ?" "What is this ?" "are you serious ?" "This isn't cool at all" "What are they doing to him ?" "That sucked" "Hamada is OUT" "I bet he'll come outta there like me" "you're up" "Freaky" "Forgive me" "Lie down on there" "I'm scared" "This is not funny at all" "Tanaka Goes Straight into the Bathroom you're the last one" "Do I really need to go ?" "I'm scared" "Scared" "I don't like this at all" "This is one freaky stuff" "She just tongue-ed him" "Matsumoto is OUT" "wasn't it ?" "I'm having dream about this" "A nightmare !" "6:00pm It's been 9 hours since the start right ?" "361)}Yamasaki is Dismissed to Receive IV Injection for Vitamin Replenishing" "Yamasaki temporarily is dismissed" "You're lucky" "are you...." "Matsumoto is OUT" "What are you doing ?" "You lost at your own game!" "What did he do ?" "He tried to imitate Shinji Tanimura it seems you have a long way to go" "I think it's time for us to go observe again" "Observe and study ?" "Exam room ?" "What's this ?" "I don't get it" "We will have three guests come in and you will have to figure out which one of them is NOT pregnant" "Find the Fake Pregnancy" "As nurses I expect you to easily figure this out come on in" "Tall Pregnant Woman:" "Shiro Kishibe" "I'm going to ask them a series of questions then you decide who's faking based on their answers" "How far along is your pregnancy?" "397)}How far along is yoiur pregnancy ?" "57)}I'm 6 months along" "No. 2 ?" "54)}I'm just at the 8 months mark now" "No. 3 ?" "111)}I'm due this month" "and Matsumoto are OUT" "You know what ?" "I'm ready to tell you who's faking." "So no need to ask any more questions we all know now" "Here's the next question" "What was your first reaction to the news ?" "399)}Your initial reaction ?" "and that made me feel great please" "72)}I was happy for my son who will have a little brother and No. 3 ?" "I was happy about it" "Everyone is OUT" "No more questions please too" "no more" "Here's the question" "Have you thought of your baby's name ?" "397)}Baby's name ?" "77)}Her name will either be "Misaki" or "Minori 76)}My son and I are still thinking about it" "72)}If it's a girl 87)}Her name will be "Rinka" "68)}If it's a boy ?" "91)}Then his name will be "Hyuma 70)}"HYUMA"" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Why did he say that twice ?" "please" "What will you say to your newborn ?" "395)}First word to your newborn ?" "58)}"Let's build a great life together 36)}"Thank you for being part of my life" "I'm your Mommy" "Everyone is OUT" "Why don't each of you ask the women some questions ?" "No need --Seriously ask them a question that breathing technique they use while giving birth ?" "Can you show me how that goes ?" "399)}Breathing Technique" "She's for real" "I can tell she's done this before" "Matsumoto and Tanaka are OUT" "Let's make this our last question" "How's your morning sickness ?" "397)}Still having morning sickness ?" "and I'm used to it now but initially I had a tough time" "but so far so good." "Everyone is OUT" "The way he talks is irritating" "she hasn't gotten sick yet ?" "I don't think so and she's due this month it's time to point out who the mole is" "We told you we already knew the minute they walked in" "Everyone Picks No.3 !" "Here's the correct answer!" "Correct Answer:" "No. 2" "The mole is No. 2" "What ?" "" " Huh ?" "What about No. 3 ?" "Let me touch your stomach she's for real" "Stop touching me" "Tanaka is OUT" "He's nothing other than a huge middle aged man" "7:00pm It's been 10 hours since the start" "Time to observe surgery" "My butt hurts" "Do you know where Denny's is ?" "that's Dunkin' Donuts" "Itsuji ItaoPresents:" "{\cH0000FF\fs60}BLACK JACK !" "What's with this sound effect ?" "Everyone is OUT" "He forgot something" "He Forgot His Cell Phone" "Was he charging his cell phone ?" "too that's a nice stack of change" "This way to the operating room" "This way we'll be observing from this room" "This is impressive" "Pretty cool" "Surgeon:" "Ichiro Mizuki" "There's that guy" "We're just about ready to start" "Good luck everyone" "Anesthetic please" "ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT !" "Scalpel" "ZEEEETTT !" "Sweat" "ZEEETT !" "do you need the surgical scissors ?" "ZEEETT !" "Tanaka is OUT" "Nobody needs any "ZEEEETT!" right now" "What kind of surgery is this ?" "his blood pressure is at a critical level" "Stop the bleeding Stop the bleeding" "ZEEEETT !" "Cardiopulmonary arrest" "Cardio !" "ZEEEEEEEEEETT !" "Massage ZEEETTT !" "ZET !" "ZET !" "ZET !" "ZET !" "ZEEEETT !" "I pronounce this patient dead" "Dead Patient !" "He's dead ?" "you can't be successful every time " " Are you serious ?" "They're just gonna leave him there ?" "I thought he was one of the best surgeons... 2nd Urine Test" "Way too much" "How much can he piss a day ?" "Where are you taking that anyway ?" "Operating room..." "Everyone is OUT" "That's the operating room" "Don't go in there" "They're operating in there" "Don't go in there 7:30pm It's been 10 and a half hours since the start" "The nurses visit another exam room come right in" "Doctor:" "Heipo" "The internal medicine department is a good place to observe how doctors exam their patients please" "Come right in" "Thanks" "What brought you here today ?" "I'm feeling a little feverish and flushed" "Let me listen to your heart then" "Let me get a little closer so I can hear better" "Excuse me --Don't worry what're you doing ?" "Bump !" "Let me check your throat then please" "Open wide" "Looks good" "Yes yes yes" "Ouch!" "and Tanaka are OUT" "You don't need to get so close" "I've never seen such an unprofessional doctor" "I'll get it right get away from me" "I've had enough she's pissed" "I suppose I need to write an apology letter" "Doctor Heipo Needs to Write an Apology Letter" "Can you guys come with me ?" "I don't think we're qualified We're new here" "I don't think this is any of our business It's yours" "I don't want to go" "You guys need to help me" "Heipo writes an apology letter and delivers it to the patient" "You will have to read it to her like you really mean it or it won't work" "she's still mad" "She Cannot Subdue Her Anger" "Could you give him a chance to read his apology letter ?" "Heipo Reads His Apology Letter" "Alright" "This is a very serious letter for my inappropriate behavior" "The public perceives Megumi as a smart woman with many talents but she's nothing more than a former pin-up girl who can sandwich things with her boobs" "Matsumoto and Hamada are OUT" "This isn't cool --Not cool at all" "Isn't this supposed to an apology ?" "And why are WE gettin' punished for it ?" "Let me finish the rest" "There have also been a lot of magazine articles that say she "Sleeps around with Assistant Directors" "and Endo are OUT" "We have nothing to do with this letter !" "How is that an apology ?" "please" "There are a lot of magazine articles that say she "Sleeps with Assistant Directors" "If she is such a whore" "Matsumoto and Tanaka are OUT" "Heipo Get it right" "OK I'll finish this up blow-up doll-like face" "Everyone is OUT" "That's enough !" "I have seen Megumi many times getting into the station-wagon" ""I can probably get her for about $250" "Perhaps that is where the problem lies you have to give credit to a girl who went up the ladder of the entertainment world with only her boobs" "Everyone is OUT" "I'm not gonna help you with this" "How the hell is this an apology ?" "It's legit" "Apology not accepted" "Get the hell out of here !" "Get out !" "Let's go" "Get out !" "You asked for it" "Ouch !" "stay here" "Nurses are Told to Stay" "Get back in here" "Nobodys' ever treated me like that" "I came here because of their good reputation" "What're you gonna do about this ?" "These four nurses will do anything you please" "We're very sorry about this" "ANYTHING ?" "I have this set of push-buttons" "Megumi Presents 4 Push-Buttons" "Each read "Do Not Press !" "Reminiscent of a Past Episode" "What's up with the Push-Buttons ?" "!" "They say not to press it come and press it" "right ?" "I'll pick this one" "Press it" "Matsumoto Receives Muay Thai Kick" "This is the worst punishment yet !" "Not cool" "That looked painful" "I'd forgotten how painful it was" "Matsumoto" "Pick another one how can I top what just happened ?" "pick another one" "You know what ?" "I can't help but to think the worst" "And how does this guy not get butt-slapped for laughing ?" "hurry up" "Yes" "Here I go" "I'm going for it" "Matsumoto Receives Muay Thai Kick 121)}Enjoying it" "My ass is tingling" "Tingling" "TINGLING" "This is pretty hell-ish" "Matsumoto ?" "it hurt" "Really hurt ?" "Yes" "Matsumoto ?" "It's here." "Hell has arrived." "right ?" "it did" "How would a comedian react a third time ?" "I suppose the third time is a charm ?" "how about it ?" "It's unlikely you'd get it a third time straight" "You should be OK this time" "Can I switch it with that one ?" "Go ahead" "Here goes nothing" "Matsumoto Receives Muay Thai Kick" "Leave me alone !" "118)}Really enjoying this" "This really hurts" "I cut the cheese" "Farted" "My ass is paralyzed" "That stinks" "You guys can all leave now" "I just let one nasty fart" "Your butt's in bad shape after three kicks" "I'm expecting better service next time" "Take care now" "Crazy Muay Thai Kick x 3" "That was incredible" "Three times in a row ?" "The first kick looked the worst" "Do you remember that first one ?" "Sexy Doctor:" "Taka Kato" "He's the famous sexy doc" "He looks more like a patient" "Greetings From the Sexy Doc" "I still don't get what he's doing here" "aren't they" "Hamada is OUT" "I smell something fishy" "I'd watch out for him" "You've got a short skirt" "Sexy Doc Smells His Fingers" "What the...?" "What is that smell ?" "I don't know but his fingers stink !" "and Tanaka are OUT" "What the hell is this all about ?" "Does it stink ?" "He was up to no good" "I got a little carried away with her" "How long have we been doing this series ?" "This whole "Batsu Game" series" "Our first one was about 6 years ago 322)}Onsen (Public Bath) Batsu Game in 2003" "That was 6 years ago ?" "Filming these for 24 hours only gets tougher and tougher" "Do you think we can play Oni Gokko (Tag) for 24 hours ?" "320)}Oni Gokko (Tag) in 2000" "No way We're too old for that" "I'm afraid not" "Impossible" "We played that almost 10 years ago" "Yes sir....." "Why did you just "sir" me ?" "y'know" "Tanaka is OUT" "they have a lot of energy" "They're mostly kids straight outta high school" "No wonder they're so zippy" "They're at the age when they can chase girls around" "You were smirking big time just now no" "Stop accusing me of that" "I was just doing this" "You're on the verge of laughing" "Don't be changing it now" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT too" "That hurts hurts" "But seriously" "I mean check on Hamada..." "You can tell we're getting tired and Tanaka are OUT" "The fatigue's getting to us" "You can't stutter like that" "he's laughing again 8:30pm It's been 11 and a half hours since the start" "Why don't we go back to the front to help some patients ?" "We're getting busy" "Have a seat" "3 Ballerinas" "guys" "Ballerina:" "Shoji Murakami" "I'm OK" "We were worried sick" "Doc said I'm eating too much" "What ?" "And forget about our upcoming outdoor recital" "I've been targeted by the local hunters" "Matsumoto is OUT" "I didn't ask for that story" "Doc also said to leave this alone and just let it rot and fall off on its own" "I'll have to risk losing part of my small intestine" "Thank you very much" "Give Doc my best regards" "And I'm doing super good" "Matsumoto and Hamada are OUT" "Super good ?" "Please take this performance as our thanks to you" "Thank You" Performance by the Ballerinas" "OUCH !" "Tanaka is OUT" "His shouting gets me every time" "I wish you luck in becoming great nurses" "Thanks" "I used to make a living making kitchen knifes" "And then I made a big career change" "Everyone is OUT" "Let's go" "9:00pm It's been 12 hours since the start" "Time for dinner" "What's this ?" "It's NABE !" "(Clay Pot)" "Time for dinner {\cH1091EA}"Chicken Clay Pot"" "Having worked non stop the nurses need a nutritious meal to regain their physical and mental strength" "Looks good" "The four dive into the soup" "Their faces look relaxed" "Until this man makes a comment which spoils the mood" "What happened to all the protein?" "You guys ate all the chicken" "I don't think I had any" "I had one piece --I had one" "I also just had one" "You're lying !" "Argument Over Who Ate the Chicken" "You ate it all !" "I don't think so" "There was tons of chicken in there" "You ate them then !" "I didn't get to have any !" "What's with the anger ?" "I just completely forgot about the rule" "Matsumoto is OUT" "You busted out very casually" "How's it going in that pot ?" "412)}Piece of stuck noodle" "Nobody has manners around here ?" "You dropped it You pick that up it was you" "Let's pick it up together --Get outta here" "Both of you or just you" "Argument Over Who Will Remove the Stuck Noodle" "You did it You take care of it" "I saw you drop it there" "I think you should pick it up" "He's seriously lying right now" "I didn't even touch the noodles" "Hamada dropped the noodle" "And Hamada ate 4 pieces of chicken --Get outta here" "Why is he lying like this ?" "Hamada is OUT" "I had one piece" "and Endo are OUT" "Who wouldn't laugh at that ?" "What the hell was that eerie scream ?" "Hamada san please pick up the noodle" "Here I go Here it is" "I seriously only had one piece of chicken" "Here's my first piece of chicken" "Liar !" "Why're you lying ?" "I'd say this is "almost" my first piece chicken almost" ?" "How many have you had ?" "This is my 4th one" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "89)}Matsumoto will soon be punished for his lies !" "Everyone is OUT" "What the hell ?" "That sucked" "Where'd you hit just now ?" "This is so uncalled for" "Arguments and lies ruin an otherwise perfect meal" "The road to becoming nurses is about to become much tougher !" "The Genius Veterinarian Video" "I've got a bad feeling about this" "Here's this city's most reputable veterinary hospital" "Onishi Animal Hospital" "And here's Dr. Jimmy Onishi offering care to domestic and farm animals" "Let's observe his typical work day please" "Come this way" "Hi Doctor" "What seems to be the problem ?" "He seems to be having issues with his bowels" "I see" "408)}Yukio (Sheep) {\cHFFFFFF}Condition:" "Hemorrhoids" "I'm afraid it's hemorrhoids" "Let me check it out then doctor" "Here we go Alright" "Good boy good boy" "I got you" "Will you stay put ?" "Let me check it out" "Nee~ Nee~" "Nee~ Nee~" "and Tanaka are OUT" "What the....?" "Why does he keep saying Nee~Nee ~ ?" "Mee~ Mee~" "He's got Nee~ Nee~ mixed up with Mee~Mee~" "He's saying Nee~" "Nee~ Nee~" "Let me spray some water" "Everyone is OUT" "This is gonna be painful" "This is getting tough" "isn't it ?" "I don't want anymore" "I wanna go home home home home" "Let me apply some medicine here" "Yukio" "Bear with me" "The feces is stuck" "The feces is stuck" "Everyone is OUT" "Damn it" "Not good" "We're in bad shape" "Who is he telling the "The Feces is stuck"?" "This medicine should do the trick" "The Hemorrhoids Are Cured" "Please let this be over" "Let's finish this please " " NO !" "Her pet monkey Nana chan has lost its appetite" "Doctor Onishi tests it with bananas" "Why is he eating it ?" "Why is he eating it ?" "Endo and Tanaka are OUT" "He doesn't need to eat the bananas" "Why are they eating together ?" "The monkey seems to be doing OK" "Her appetite is fine" "Let's say bye to the doctor" "Thank you very much" "Nana chan" "Nana chan Give me a kiss" "and Tanaka are OUT" "She bitch-slapped him hard" "how do I get outta this ?" "Monkey's Lost Appetite is Cured please please --No !" "What brought you here today ?" "406)}Pea chan (Pig) {\cHFFFFFF}Condition:" "Not lactating" "She has been unable to lactate these days and her babies aren't getting' enough nutrition" "I see" "Doctor Onishi Begins His Pig Lactation Technique" "Her nipples are pretty swollen Could you look at them to make sure ?" "I got it" "Hamada and Tanaka are OUT" "Could you suck on them harder ?" "Well" "I sucked some beads out" "Or perhaps it was fiber?" "there was some fiber stuck inside" "Everyone is OUT" "He sucked out beads ? the beads are out now" "Some kind of fiber" "And her nipples seem to be OK this nipple is getting erect" "This nipple is getting erect" "Everyone is OUT" "Damn it !" "no more !" "Thanks to the doctor" "All of the animals have been cured" "Thank God !" "Alright !" "That was tough" "It cannot possibly get tougher than that" "That was just amazing" "Yamasaki Returns From Getting His Vitamin Replenishment" "He's rejoining you guys" "Do you realize how lucky you are ?" "Are you talking about HIM ?" "HIM !" "I see" "That MAN" "You missed a lot actually" "Thanks for waiting" "Here's your pizza" "I wasn't quite sure how I should approach this but.." "We got a call about 40 minutes ago" "Pizza Cap:" "Kazuo Nishio" "yea ?" "Hamada and Matsumoto are OUT" "Does he have to talk like a construction worker ?" "this is Kazuo" "Is Matsubara there ?" "What?" "He's out and about ?" "What a moron !" "will you ?" "I got this pizza here" "The size is large" "L for Large size" "Half seafood and half supreme that's their approach" "Hamada and Yamasaki are OUT" "Will you do something about the way you talk ?" "Why're you "approaching" pizza ?" "there's some corn on it" "And here's the address 12 - 3 - 6" "I don't see the mistake" "Will you grab my map then?" "it's next to the dresser up and up you see ?" "Everyone is OUT don't worry about it" "We'll take the pizza" "So it's 12 - 6 - 3 ?" "so the number 3 and 6 got switched ?" "why don't I just have you guys eat this then yeah ?" "You guys ever need any more pizza yeah ?" "I'm the oldest brother as you can imagine" "Make sure to follow that procedure" "Thanks !" "and Endo are OUT" "Phew!" "I'm spared." "Damn it" "There's a guy like that in every town" "Yes indeed 10:00pm It's been 13 hours since the start" "This is a good time to observe the Anesthesia Department" "Shall we ?" "I'm sure" "I have a bad feeling about this" "See ?" "I knew this was gonna be bad" "Wow" "Why don't you line up over there and wait" "This looks impossible" "This is gonna be terrible" "I can't go through with this" "What am I gonna do ?" "I knew it'd be her" "Hot Anesthesiologist:" "Ayako Nishikawa too" "You are here to observe and study a new advancement in anesthesiology" "As you can see we have three patients who have been anesthetized" "Let's observe them one by one" "Patient 1:" "Yosuke Saito" "Patient 2:" "Yuki Himura" "He's completely under and would not wake up" "Patient 3:" "Producer Nakamura" "Matsumoto and Hamada are OUT" "Wait a minute!" "It was Yamasaki !" "Yamasaki is SAFE" "How did Yamasaki get away with that.....?" "These three patients won't wake up under any circumstances." "{\cHFFFFFF}First Experiment:" "{\cH2BE7E7\b1}The Slipper" "Everyone is OUT" "I'm absolutely not cool with this !" "He will not wake up" "See ?" "The anesthetic is working" "Everyone is OUT" "This isn't cool --Not fair" "Impossible" "Because the patient is under the effects of anesthesia" "He will not wake up" "Stop it !" "Everyone is OUT you have gone too far" "Second Experiment:" "{\cH2BE7E7\b1}Duct Tape" "Doctor" "That's going to leave some marks tomorrow" "143)}Eyebrow hair" "Tanaka and Matsumoto are OUT this is not right" "He looks pretty bad-ass without eyebrows" "Third Experiment:" "{\cH2BE7E7\b1}The Water Balloon" "What's that ?" "I'm inserting an empty balloon in his mouth" "and Endo are OUT" "Fourth Experiment:" "{\cH2BE7E7\b1}Stag Beetle" "Doctor" "Check out his leg" "What's up with his leg !" "?" "His leg !" "Look !" "He can get his nose pierced now" "Do you all understand the effects of the drug now ?" "We all got it --Yes doctor doctor" "10:30pm It's been 13 hours and a half since the start" "There is no rest in sight" "A Patient Buzzes for Nurses' Help !" "Yes" "Got it" "A Patient needs our help in Room 301" "Let's go" "Is it urgent ?" "it's cold" "Close the door behind you" "Line up over here" "This high school girl just had plastic surgery" "Witness the Results of Plastic Surgery !" "I will be taking off her bandages Watch closely" "High School Girl (?" ") Naomasa Musaka" "Cute !" "it's me" "Hamada and Tanaka are OUT" "Am I cute ?" "Cute !" "Really ?" "You're super cute !" "I don't look a little like an orangutan ?" "Your breasts are huge !" "The High School Girl Got A Boob Job !" "Do you wanna see them ?" "Let me see them !" "They're Huge !" "What the....?" "Nothing's changed !" "They look normal" "Why don't we go pick up some boys ?" "Let's go" "I'm happy for her" "Another Patient Buzzes the Nurses !" "Hello ?" "Room 201 ?" "Let's head over to Room 201" "Seriously ?" "You guys are on your own this time" "So you won't be coming in with us ?" "Patient:" "Eiji Bando" "right ?" "of course an amazing player" "I was so good in high school" "Matsuzaka (Boston Redsox) has nothing on me" "I still hold the record for most strikeouts even after 90 years of high school ball competitions" "I'm still No. 1 in Japan isn't it ?" "Bando Recites his Glorious Past" "And I'm just telling you the facts" "Endo used to play baseball you did ?" "!" "Then you must know about my records" "I know your record 83 strike outs isn't it ?" "huh ?" "You know what though ?" "Mr. Shigeo Nagashima was drafted into the Giants years before I was drafted" "His initial salary was $180K" "That's a lot of dough for a kid just outta high school huh ?" "Sadaharu Oh got drafted" "Then the following year was this kid fresh out of high school with a shaved head" "Matsumoto and Endo are OUT" "Why did you call us ?" "Why did he buzz us in ?" "guys !" "Because of my record-breaking record in high school" "My initial salary was $200k" "Kids outta high school were barely making $12k a year !" "But life is cruel sometimes" "Matsumoto and Endo are OUT" "What's this have to do with anything ? I signed a contract for $200k" "376)}10 minutes later" "I started selling juke boxes door to door everyone knew me then hitting all the resorts and I sold 7 juke boxes !" "372)}15 minutes later" "And there were these guys called "Scorekeepers" "They would collect data on every pitch I threw 362)}20 minutes later" "I was in the sauna for about 10 minutes and ready to leave then guess who shows up ?" "Mr. Nagashima" "I couldn't leave him behind He's a super star" "And he sat right next to me" "Endo and Matsumoto are OUT" "He's still yapping ?" "Let's go back already" "I'm not finished yet" "Bando Isn't Finished we've had enough he'll eventually talk about the "Magical Brain Power" "He sure can talk" "Hard to believe he used to be a professional ball player" "My butt hurts too" "Another Call from a Patient !" "Again ?" "Hello" "Room 201 ?" "Another Call from Eiji Bando !" "Call from Room 201" "Shall we ?" "no way" "We already took care of Room 201" "It's our duty" "Why don't you two just go ?" "I wasn't quite finished yet" "We have other patients to tend to won the championship ?" "They hadn't won in 52 years" "The Dragon's theme song is a rip-off" "Moonlight Mask" "The ball club never got into trouble for that 371)}10 minutes later" "You see kids wearing baseball caps and stuff" "But guess whose idea it was to market other stuff like t-shirts and pajamas ?" "It was ME !" "But the whole thing was poorly funded 373)}15 minutes later" "I got to host the show "Magical Brain Power right ?" "I signed a bigger contract than both Mr. Nagashima and Mr. Oh" "And I was the first Japanese pitcher to earn a win with ONE pitch !" "The first One" "and Matsumoto are OUT" "You still babbling ?" "I'm not finished !" "He would talk 'til the morning for sure you guys just go next time no it'll be Matsumoto and Endo" "Get outta here !" "I'm gettin' slapped way too much" "Me and Yamasaki have gotten the least why don't you go by yourself?" "Shut the hell up" "Scary" "I was just kiddin'" "I gotta hit the bathroom" "His "gut-less" induced diarrhea puts him out of the game until the next morning" "{\b1\cH1414E4}But there's no rest for the rest of them !" "{\b1\cH1414E4}The real "Hell" has just begun !" "Alright then" "Yamasaki ?" "like the Jimmy San playing the vet Just incredible 319)}Jimmy Onishi" "I bet you got slapped twice as much as what we just saw" "I believe so" "Really" "The audience here is kind of signaling us to ignore you" "Why do they have to do that to me ? don't !" "I was glad I wasn't there though Mr. Bando seriously talked for a long time you were starting to become really sick at that point" "That was bad for me" "I almost fainted" "You weren't laughing one bit" "Not one bit hahahahaha" "Hey !" "Everyone's like "Let's ignore him !" "We just told you that" "My stomach is in pain" "Can I be dismissed ?" "11:00pm It's been 14 hours since the start" "Another Call for the Nurses !" "Room 302 ?" "Let's go 366)\b1}Puuu !" "I'm not coming after all" "Here it is" "Mikisa Azuma Called for the Nurses please ?" "I need to exchange this for a new bottle" "Everyone is OUT" "Won't you ever learn ?" "Let's go back We're going back" "Are you really this stupid ?" "Nice surface tension" "moron ?" "How much water do you drink ?" "Be careful with this one" "Could you bring back three... please ?" "That guy has zero ability to learn" "All he has to do is dump it out more frequently" "315)\b1}Baumkuchen" "I gotta tell you what I just remembered" "When both of us were in middle-school have some and I handed a piece of Baumkuchen to you saying "I hate Baumkuchen" "I SO CLEARLY remember it" "But how many have you eaten today ?" "Liar !" "Hamada and Endo are OUT" "Who wouldn't like Baumkuchen !" "?" "I was so shocked !" "I was FLABBERGASTED !" "You're so bullshitting !" "I said" "Who wouldn't like Baumkuchen !" "?" "the one who tells the story usually remembers better and you just don't remember" "Is that so ?" "I was waiting for you at the door to your house" "I had one in my mouth and one in my hand" "I was thinking on my way that..." "Matsumoto and Hamada are OUT" "So you wanted to give one to Hamada San" "I handed one to him and he kinda snickered at me" "Don't punish me for this I'm telling a story" "This is how he snickered" "As if to tell me "You don't even know that I hate Baumkuchen ?" "I think you're fabricating this story a bit" "You want us to sympathize you ?" "you said so" "Here's another similar story" "This happened at the door to his house as well" "Hamada's family didn't know about eating bread with mayonnaise" "So I more or less told him about it" "He initially was like "That sounds disgusting he got really addicted" "And when I went over to his house couple days later but..." "They had this bread that looked straight outta the freezer" "Everyone is OUT" "I can't continue" "Could you please finish this story ?" "please ?" "Out of freezer comes this bread that looks so frozen and when he puts mayonnaise on it" ""This is how you eat a piece of bread" "Everyone is OUT" "Are you seriously telling the truth ?" "I'm telling you nothing but the truth" "But hear me out" "Eating a piece of bread with mayonnaise is something I showed him how to do" "But..." "He didn't do it right" "But I'm still sort of forced to take the credit that I don't necessarily want now you were munching on this slushy bread..." "Everyone is OUT" "You were nice to Hamada San back then" "Those two incidents (the Baumchuhen and Bread) both happened within a month of each other" "Did you two live close ?" "we were neighbors" "Yes" "No funny stories between you guys ?" "Do we ?" "Not really but" "I have to say Endo was much more mature especially with dating girls and stuff" "You can say that I leanred everything about sex from Endo" "Endo and Tanaka are OUT" "So Endo showed you the ropes" "The MRI results on Endo and Tanaka didn't turn out right" "and need to be re-done" "Would you two come with me ?" "MRI ?" "See you guys" "That MRI again ?" "Why couldn't you get it right the first time ?" "Downtown are Left Alone" "These guys are playing dirty" "Playing dirty" "How come ?" "They purposely took Cocoriko away from us to create an awkward atmosphere for us" "I don't know if there's any ill will on their part" "why don't you go first ?" "Is this for real ?" "you wait here" "Why don't you bust a move for me ?" "I'm not that good at dancing" "Just give me a little taste" "Matsumoto is OUT" "How ancient are you ?" "Start of Scan" "Wajima Koichi is in the MRI" "Endo is OUT" "This place gets to me mentally" "listen" "What ?" "Why aren't you getting married ?" "Are you insane ?" "Why that topic ?" "This isn't cool" "Tanaka is OUT" "This is impossible" "Seriously" "hear me out" "Listen" "Yeah ?" "Don't you want kids ?" "I would be fine either way" "Is that right ?" "Then hurry up and get married" "We'll see... we were" "We had to redo our MRI's" "I would love to see anyone who can get through that without laughing I overheard Matsumoto San screaming a few times" "Because Hamada plays dirty so I obliged" "Ask him to dance for you please ?" "I'm telling you that I'm not that great" "That's OK" "It's not everyday that we can see you bust a move" "and Endo are OUT" "I guess dancing can come in many forms but..." "You know what's making it worse?" "That short skirt of yours" "I think you're right" "Leave it to Our Nurses !" "24/7 Assistance" "{\b1\cH6000FF\fs45}We are here to take the patients' calls 24/7" "{\b1\fs45\cH6000FF}Let's see how they're doing" "Here's Nurse Ishikawa" "And Nurse Jimmy Onishi" "Yoshida San from Room 204 How can I help you ?" "I'm having a DNA testing tomorrow" "But what's DNA ?" "This is for tomorrow's test ?" "Well.." "It'll hurt a little bit but good luck to you" "What does DNA stand for ?" "Well.." "Tiny" "Micro" "Assistant ?" "302)}Assistant" "Everyone is OUT" "What the hell is he talking about ?" "What is it exactly ?" "Well..." "So the D is the D stands for" "Discount" "Endo ?" "Discount No Assistant" "It basically means that" "Well.." "I'll let you have it for cheaper" "He's just out of control" "We're all going down fast" "I don't like this" "Hello nurse" "How do you pronounce this ?" "Will you teach me ?" "Go for it" "Here's the spelling" "Tur ber" "cu lin" "(Turberculin Reaction)" "How do you read this ?" "I see" "I got it" "This is in the form of a question" "Endo is OUT" "that wore me out" "Midnight It's been 15 hours since the start" "112)}Bang !" "is that irritating people coming in and out y' know ?" "Did you just TAMEGUCHI (speak impolitely to one's seniors) to Matsumoto San ?" "Huh ?" "129)}Bang !" "is that irritating people coming in and out y' know ?" "y' know ?" "Y' Know ?" "Matsumoto San" "Did you feel like" "I spoke to you impolitely just then?" "Yeah" "I think he was just stunned and couldn't react quickly enough" "I didn't mean to be impolite to anyone" "I guess" "I wouldn't talk that way to the president of Yoshimoto Co." "But I might talk to our producer that way." "Will you please stop?" "No more." "You guys all did a good job today" "Why don't we walk over to the dormitory to get some rest ?" "There's a dormitory ?" "Yes" "They leave their work place and head to the dormitory" "But wait..." "What's going on here ?" "An accident ?" "one of the patients has escaped from the psych ward" "He was last seen around here look !" "Psych Ward Patient:" "Yoshio Kojima" "Here's my right eye...." "But my left eye... opens wider" "But that's none of my business none of my business" "Oh Pa Piiiiii !" "Yoshio Nakamura he can't quite get into character" "One of the producers... is too busy to..." "What's with the pauses ?" "What happend to "That's none of my business" ?" "He's completely forgetting everything" "But that's none of my business that should be your business" "This is your business" "Oh Pa Piii !" "and Tanaka are OUT" "I feel bad for Kojima" "his sidekick sucked" "Here's the dormitory" "It's already past midnight" "The nurses head to the dormitory to rest their exhausted bodies" "{\b1\fs40\3cH0000FF}But they have no idea what kind of terror they are about to face !" "Here it is" "Black Jack Taking A Power Nap" "Why is he here ?" "Itsuji Itao Presents {\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}BLACK JACK !" "We know already" "We know we're out" "Black Jack cometh once again" "That was his third appearance" "guys ?" "Are you serious ?" "430)}Plastic Surgeon:" "Chihara Junior" "I'm the plastic surgeon at this hospital" "I'm Chihara" "Hello" "How's it going ?" "How was the training ?" "How's it going ?" "let me see..." "It was an exhausting day doing things I'm not accustomed to" "I assume you had a lot of nerve-wracking episodes" "Why not help them out by relieving some of that stress ?" "Let's start with the annual {\b1\fs45\cH6000FF}New Nurses Welcoming Party !" "Here's some of your senior nurses who insisted on participating with you tonight" "We don't really need them come right in !" "Senior Nurses:" "Kosugi and Yoshida" "Here's Kosugi and..." "I see "baldness" and "zits" "You could say that THIS is the time for nurses to shine !" "Let's show'em how it's done" "Why don't you start by serenading us with a tune ?" "Kosugi Sings A Welcome Song" "~Yahho Yahho hoh ~Welcome Party~" "~We are" "~welcoming you in this" "~Coffee Mug" "and Tanaka are OUT" "Alright" "Let's start the party" "Without furthur adieu" "Here's our first game" "{\b1\cH00FF1A\fs45}No Burping at {\b1\cH00000E\3cHFFFFFF\fs45}All Costs !" "118)}Rule:" "Challenger Drinks a Soda and Lists 20 Things Pertaining to a Given Topic" "100)}Rule:" "Burping Receives a Severe Punishment" "Good luck to all of you" "You're all going down !" "The first challenger is" "Hamada Receives the Challenge 390)}Burp Inducing Med:" "Expands One's Stomach Allowing Burps to Escape" "Finish it off with the soda" "Let's hear your 20 answers" "Here's the topic" "70)}Topic:" "Anything Sad" "You can do it" "Let's hear 20 of them" "Death" "Death is OK That's 1" "#$#%#..." "Tears" "Tears is good" "That's 2" "285)}Burp" "Breaking Up" "Matsumoto is OUT" "here's the punishment for Hamada" "Here I have" "{\cHFFFFFF}Special Batsu Game:" "{\cH0000FF}Nose Tongs !" "I'm going to pinch your nose with these and" "Yank it out" "199)\frz20.947\fs45}Snap !" "This is gettin' better by the second!" "Here's the next challenger 177)\frz326.915}Burp" "224)\frz327.319}Burp 237)}Burp can you ?" "349)\frz327.952}Burp" "You're not faking that ?" "169)}Burp" "This isn't fair" "How do I not laugh at that ?" "Crazy how well that works" "And why just me ?" "Next up is..." "Kosugi Receives the Challenge" "My throat ain't loose" "right ?" "What the hell's wrong with this guy ?" "Please" "Let's get on with the topic" "Give me the topic" "Quickly" "Let's see" "Here's your topic" "96)}The words that can show your intelligence" "Stock... 223)\b1\fs45\cH00FF20\frz330.996}Burp" "What the hell ?" "Everyone is OUT" "Who wouldn't laugh at that ?" "My ass hurts" "Let's move on to the next game" "Impersonation Game 120)}Rule:" "Two people impersonate a celebrity but the conversation must not make sense" "Those who fail will be subjected to the "Nose Tong" "First round" "Nurse Endo vs. Nurse Kosugi" "Good luck to you" "Stand right here" "Let's start the impersonation" "You two are Beat Takeshi 45)}Beat Takeshi" "Sports Award !" "Screw you" "Films!" "I'm shooting films !" "Why're you naked again ?" "Kiyoshi !" "Mori !" "Damn you!" "They sound nothing like Takeshi" "They suck at this" "Let's say this round was a draw." "It was a very close tie." "Kiyoshi !" "Round Two" "Hamada vs. Matsumoto" "Here's who you're going to impersonate" "40)}Keisuke Kuwata" "Who ?" "He's supposed to be Keisuke Kuwata" "Matsumoto is OUT" "I don't really know what to do" "42)}Keisuke Kuwata" "What's going on here ?" "Matsumoto is OUT" "Hamada is OUT" "He needs to start now" "I'm not starting again" "What ?" "I just went !" "It's only fair" "I'll counter when and if Hamada makes sense 44)}Kuwata Keisuke" "I believe he's supposed to be Keisuke Kuwata" "Do you know who Keisuke Kuwata is ?" "I know who he is" "Does Keisuke Kuwata talk like that ?" "Let's move on" "It's time for the super dramatic "Packing Tape Stare Down" !" "122)}Rule:" "Apply Tape to Your Face in Order to Make the Others Laugh 116)}Rule:" "The Challenger Is Allowed Only 5 Pieces of Tape" "The first challenger is" "Tanaka Receives the Challenge" "Use only 5 pieces of tape" "I don't care how long they are" "How many have you used so far ?" "Just one" "That's a long strip" "I'm OK to go !" "Here's your stare-down face challenge" "You're playing dirty Of course it's funny with that enlarged chin !" "too" "Kinda creepy" "What the..." "And that will conclude the nurse's welcoming party !" "That was fun !" "I had a good time but..." "I felt like Mr. Yoshida didn't get to shine..." "I have to second that" "I don't think Mr. Yoshida had much of fun here" "If at all" "Alright then" "Why don't I let you participate in the Packing Tape Stare Down ?" "I'll even let you use as many pieces of tape as you wish" "Yoshida Receives the Challenge for letting me have this opportunity" "No problem" "Nurse Yoshida" "You can't tape over another piece of tape" "OK" "Let's see it" "Packing Tape Stare-Down !" "How come your tape looks so powdery ?" "My face repels tape for some reason" "I can't get it to stick to my face" "It's like trying to tape over sand" "and Tanaka are OUT" "1:00am Time to subject the nurses to some "terror" "I have a favor to ask you" "I left my house key at the Nurse Station please ?" "Isn't this outside our job description ?" "That's why I'm asking you as a favor" "If you would" "Please" "I'm afraid of these separate activities it's no longer "Do Not Laugh" "{\cH0000FF}"Don't Show Fear" "Are you serious ?" "Midnight Special Rule "Don't Show Fear at the Hospital"" "Off to the Nurse Station To Find the Advisor's House Key" "{\b1\cH1414E4}And there will be some traps...!" "?" "I'm seriously scared got it ?" "We have to find the key at the Nurse Station ?" "Freakin' scary in here scary" "470)}Mirror" "339)}Empty Can Countdown 355)}Clank !" "What're you doing ?" "I don't know" "You fell on your ass" "Did that fly in from somewhere ?" "I don't know" "I heard it tumbling though too" "381)}Bang on the Wall Countdown 200)}Bang !" "I didn't know you were the type to fall on his ass" "All I do is shout out." "Who wouldn't be terrified of this ?" "Really freaky 382)}Eerie Noise Countdown" "408)}Stops" "Cocoriko Freezes in Their Tracks" "This was really scary" "Will you not make sudden movement like that ?" "Do you see the key ?" "Where is it ?" "Where is it ?" "Could it be inside the room ?" "I don't see it anywhere" "Should we go in here ?" "386)}Door Zapping Countdown 369)}Zap !" "What was that ?" "I felt something weird" "What do you mean "weird ?" "I felt something rough" "What do you mean "rough ?" "Should we head back then ?" "You think so ?" "We tried..." "But couldn't find it" "425)}Bloody Doctor 308)}Empty Can Countdown" "428)}Bloody Nurse" "What a wuss !" "He screamed like a girl" "Yoshio Kojima Holds the Door Shut" "guys" "I heard all the commotion out there" "That was way too much" "Not cool" "That was beyond impossible" "What do you mean ? There's a couple more things I need" "I left a death certificate over at the Nurse Station" "Will you pick that up for me ?" "There is also file in my locker" "Will you pick that up as well ?" "Of course not are you serious ?" "Off to the Nurse Station to Retrieve a Death Certificate and a File" "Time to Show Cocoriko How it's Done !" "It's so quiet" "Is this the building ?" "I don't like this" "459)}Mirror" "I can smell the incense" "379)}Empty Can Countdown 361)}Clank !" "Freakin' annoying" "384)}Sticky Floor Countdown" "379)}"Secret" Countdown" "Hey !" "Yutaro" "Hello" "I'm really not into this" "339)}"Secret" Countdown" "419)}Heipo Frankenstein 449)\b1}Kick !" "Heipo Gets Kicked and Retreats" "I don't see it 379)}Door Zapping Countdown" "I remember him talking about his locker" "363)}Zap !" "ouch !" "What's up ?" "I just got zapped" "Something "Electrifying" must be on our way then" "You serious ?" "Someone's here" "Can I help you ?" "{\cH1414E4\b1\fnComic Sans MS}Mysterious Doctor Signals Them to Enter" "I'm scared" "Go get it from him 342)}"Secret" Countdown" "Thanks" "The Doctor's Head Rolls Off" "What.." "What the hell are you...?" "!" "Creepy" "Can I have the file please ?" "Go grab the certificate please ?" "281)}Heipo Frankenstein Countdown" "443)\b1}Kick !" "Another Retaliation Against Heipo" "Hey !" "282)}Bloody Nurse Encounter Countdown" "That was nuts" "Her timing was so dead-on" "Yoshio Nakamura Blocks the Door damn it" "That's enough !" "How irritating" "I've had enough" "I'm finished" "Here it is" "Thank you huh ?" "played the mysterious doctor we didn't even make it there" "We tried to open the door" "There was nothing in the room ?" "we couldn't really see inside" "How dare you tell us it was frightening then ?" "I got zapped when I slid that door open then !" "I knew there was something with that door so I opened it" ""This doesn't feel right" "What'd you just say ?" ""doesn't feel right ?" "I couldn't convey my thoughts right that room was a total nightmare guys" "Get a good night's sleep" "Their long day has finally come to an end" "They are exhausted after a full day working in an unknown environment they quickly jump into their futon bed" "This is a well-deserved and peaceful rest" "8:00am There isn't much time left" "A Well Rested Yamasaki Returns !" "How irritating is this guy ?" "!" "people" "I caught you laughing just now" "Was I ?" "Yamasaki is OUT" "I thought I'd be upbeat for you guys" "This concludes your nurse duties" "They're holding a commencement for all of you" "Why don't we participate ?" "Their work day is finally coming to an end !" "anyhow ?" "No need for them to be here" "Let us start our commencement at Gah-Soo Black Luster Hospital" "Here are some congratulatory words from our trustee" "Trustee Suga-Chin-Gale (Chief Producer)" "Yamasaki is OUT alright" "Great job with your tough training" "Congratulations please come up to the stage" "So this is what our trustee looks like" "Mr. Masatoshi Hamada" "Mr. Hitoshi Matsumoto" "Mr. Shozo Endo" "Mr..." "Tanaka" "Mr. Hosei Yamasaki" "All of you have satisfactorily completed your given tas#$#%$^" "Everyone is OUT" "Mr. Mashato$*%#@" "This trustee has major issues with his speech" "Congratulations to all of you" "Thank you very much" "In order to understand the importance of life required breeching one another's trust." "We gathered and risked our own lives to save another life." "The limits of our buttocks were severely tested and the enemy's jokes and tricks never ended" "inside this hell known as a hospital" "405)}Butt-Slap Count {\cHFFFFFF}Hosei Yamasaki" "403)}Butt-Slap Count {\cHFFFFFF}Shozo Endo" "397)}Butt-Slap Count {\cHFFFFFF}Naoki Tanaka" "398)}Butt-Slap Count {\cHFFFFFF}Masatoshi Hamada 395)}Butt-Slap Count {\cHFFFFFF}Hitoshi Matsumoto" "Check out that car" "Black Jack Takes A Powernap in his Car he's awake !" "What's with this crappy car ?" "Why does he have to leave as if he's caught or something ?" "Itsuji Itao Presents {\cH0000FF\b1\fs45}BLACK JACK !" "We didn't need that" "Once you cross this line" "You're all free" "Do Not Laugh at This Hospital" {\cH6000FF\b1\fs45}End of Training" "Itsuji Itao Presents {\b1\cH0000FF\fs45}BLACK JACK !" "He must've went the wrong way" "Alright then" "That was it" "It was a long day even for this audience here" "That was a lot of work some of you might think it's no big deal to get slapped 259 times" "But I'm telling you that my ass was as big as a baseball glove in the end my ass" "If you didn't laugh at that feel free to swing by one of your local sporting goods stores" "Get outta here you know ?" "I want them to feel it with their own flesh" "It's big isn't it ?" "yeah ?" "I don't understand this 20 years" "Why ignore me after all this time ?" "that's all everyone !"