"WHAT SCOUNDRELS MEN ARE!" "PART ONE" "Hey, Tadi'!" " Hey." "105  and five, OK?" "Good Morning." " Morning." "With water." " How did it go?" " Well, could go better." "This is the man who steals our bread." "Skunk!" "Hey, sleepyhead." "Wake up!" "Good morning." " Did you sleep well?" " Yes, daddy." "Get up and go to work!" "Bye, dad." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "Charming..." "Miss..." " Why don't you tell your friend..." " Just go away." "After all, we don't like guys who ride on bicycles!" "I get it." "You prefer cars..." " Of course!" " We'll buy a car then." " Good morning." " Good morning, madam." "Tell me, Mariuccia." "Has he been following you for long?" " I didn't see him." " You didn't notice, eh?" "As if the men didn't exist for you." "I think he's a nice guy." "Enough now." "Come on, we're late." "Hey there." "How are you?" " I'm taking the car today." " You have permission from the boss?" "That one never goes out." "Bruno!" "What?" " Call for you." "Who is it?" " The boss." "Damn..." "Hello?" "Bruno?" "Have the car here today at 1pm." "Well, sir..." " The lights are dirty." " The lights?" "Change them!" " I should add that the car is broken." " Broken?" " But it'll be ready for tomorrow." " Tomorrow?" "No doing!" " My wife needs the car today." " Let it go." "We'll just take Olga's car." "As if we didn't have our own." "Alright, alright, tomorrow then." "So?" " Nothing." "What time is it?" "11:05 am." " 90, 112..." " Good day, madam." " Will you come today?" " No, we will deliver tomorrow." "Thanks." " Goodbye." "Goodbye, madam." " Goodbye, madam." " Goodbye, girls." " Where are you going today?" " Me?" "To the Lakes." "Oh, there's my guy." "And you, Mariuccia." "Where are you going today?" "Nowhere." " See?" "You could go bicycling with that guy we saw this morning." "Bye, Mariuccia." " Bye." "Bye, Mariuccia." " Bye." "Look, miss.." "I bought this just for you." "Yes, I did." "May I drive you home?" "There is no harm in it." "But, quick." "This is one-way street." "I will get fined." "Yes?" "Where to?" "Corso Sempione." " Fine." "Where are we going?" " Where are you taking me?" " We're just going for a little ride." "Slow down!" " Don't worry." " Where are you we going?" " To the Lakes!" " The Lakes?" "You're mad!" "It's far away." " Have you ever been there before?" "No, I haven't." " So?" "You'll see." "We'll be there in an hour." "Here..." "I told you it was worth the trip." "Wonderful..." "Now, we'll take the steamboat." " Are you tired?" " A little bit." "Let's sit down here." "No..." "Leave me alone." "Let's go home, shall we?" "It's getting late." " Why?" "Somebody is waiting for you?" " No." "So, let's pull up here and have a drink." "No, no." " Yes, yes." "Waiter!" "Ham, muscat and biscuits." " Do you smoke?" " No, thanks." "Let's take a look." "Ah, Mariu'!" " I know this song." " Do you?" "Lovely." "It's about you:" "Mariuccia." " They are good dancers." " Funny." "Here, on your heart I don't suffer anymore." "How beautiful you are, more than ever this evening, Mariù!" "... your blue eyes." "Even if the fates should be contrary tomorrow" "Today I am with you, why be sad?" "Speak to me of love, Mariù!" "I live only for you!" "Your lovely eyes shine brightly" "They flash with a dreaming fire!" "Tell me that this is no illusion" "Tell me that you are all mine!" "Here in your arms I suffer no more," "Speak to me of love, Mariù!" "Bravo!" " Thank you." " Another one?" " No, no, thanks." "Have a nice day." "Those brats!" "Please, wait a minute." "I'll be right back." "END OF PART ONE" "PART TWO" "Bruno, what are you doing here?" "You said the car was broken?" "Yes, but I repaired it." "Then I went out to test it and I stopped here." " Well done!" "We've come at the right moment!" "Get out of car." "Come Olga." "We'll have more space now." "See you later then?" " Yes, yes." "Bruno, let's go." "Goodbye." "Go tell the young lady sitting alone that I'll be back shortly." "Bruno, let's go." "Hurry up!" "Oh, my God, what a wild ride!" " It goes in the garage?" " Yes." " Look, my trolley is wrecked!" " It's all your fault!" " You were driving on the right." " Me?" "I was keeping to the left side!" "Calm down." "Your papers, please." "Here they are." " I need to go now." "I'm in a hurry." " What?" "You're not moving from here." "But I really have to." "Enough." "The street has to be cleared as soon as possible." "But I..." " Enough, I said!" "I'm sorry, miss, but we have to close." " That's all I have." " I get it." "Please, wait." "Wait a moment." "You're not paying, eh?" "Where did that young man go?" "You understand..." "This morning, I was alone at home before my dad came..." "I'm ruined." "Because, I swear, madam, it's the first time..." "Mom!" " I can give her a lift tomorrow." " What are you doing there?" " Oh, madam, you would save me!" " The lady can spend the night" " in a separate room." " Keep quiet!" "It doesn't matter to me!" "All I need is to get back in Milan in time!" "There now." "Tell Rosa to make a bed." "Thanks." "Thanks, madam." "Come on, stop crying." "The same happened to me." "Men are such scoundrels!" "If you only knew what happened to me." "Long ago, before my husband, that kind soul, passed away," "I met a young, handsome man, he wooed me and wooed me..." " See?" "On time." " Bravo." "Thanks." "Bye." "Will you pay us a visit?" " I'm the owner." " Really?" " May I?" " Oh, thanks." "Come on, sleepyhead, wake up!" "Mariuccia?" " Did you sleep well?" " Yes, yes, dad." "Get up and go to work!" "I know." "As for the trolley, if you have confidence in me  I could pay in monthly installments." " Monthly installments?" "!" "The trolley and my car!" "My destroyed car!" "My smashed car, who is going to pay for it?" "Listen, I've already told you:" "Clear off!" "Here is 100 lire, your wages have now been paid." "Now, get out!" "Get out!" "Goodbye, sir." " This one?" " Yes." " No!" "Goodbye." " The cyclist is here." " Where?" " Outside." " You're an incorrigible flirt!" " I didn't do anything." "Come here." "Here!" "This one, miss." "Let's go." " Mariuccia, listen..." " Can I help you?" " Last night I couldn't..." " Can I help you?" "How can I help you?" "!" "A perfume, please." "Eau de Cologne?" " Yes." "This one?" "Yes." "120 lire." " No, no." "I prefer this one." "I understand." "A women's perfume." "Indeed." "140 lire." "This one." "Listen, Mariuccia." "Last night, I..." "Patou, 240 lire." "Mariuccia... 3,50 lire." "12." "3,50." " He's about to spend a fortune here." "3,50." " Do you have a car?" " No." "Thank you." "Chauffeur, skilled mechanic, 1,000 lire per month." "POB 465." "Chauffeur, skilled mechanic, 800 lire per month." "POB 465." "Chauffeur, skilled mechanic, 600 lire per month." "POB 465." "Dear Sir, few days ago, my Fiat 525 Torpedo, as a result of negligence on the part of my chauffeur, who I dismissed, collided with a trolley and it is still unserviceable." "It has to be repaired." "Go to my office in Malegnano Street 2." "Yours faithfully, Engineer A. Stacchini." "Wanted: chauffeur, few requirements." "350 per month." "Call 80-667." "It fits you like a glove." "Perfect." "My car is coffee-coloured." "And whoever drives my car, must wear a coffee-coloured uniform." "How much is it?" " Good afternoon." " Hello." " How are you?" " I'm waiting for Gina." " That's pretty obvious." " There they are." " Good afternoon." " Let's go for a drink?" " Sure, let's go." " No, thanks." "I'm going home." "Always the same." "Go on home, then!" " May I drive you home?" " No, thanks." "At least permit me to ask why you refuse my kind offer to take you home?" " I'm like that." "I'll go on foot." " Be careful!" " Let's go." "Come." " Since you so kindly insist..." "Good." "Where to?" "Corso Sempione." " Please." "Bruno, Corso Sempione." " Do you mind if I smoke?" " No." "I smoke too." "No, leave it to me." "You don't have any errands to attend to today?" "That way we could spend more time together." "How generous!" "We could go on a ride, like your girlfriends do." "On Sunday, for example." " Where?" " I don't know." "To the Lakes?" "Ah, the Lakes." "I've never been there." " C'mon sweetie." " No, leave me alone." "You're tickling me." " What's the matter?" " It's..." " I've had enough." " Enough of what?" "Of this thing here." "Ah, these servants!" "Don't pay attention, miss." "Oh, please." "You should be ashamed!" " Move, move." " But I can't drive!" " Where's your chauffeur?" " Listen..." " What?" " My chauffeur has just resigned." " Are you kidding?" " No." " Anyway, I'll have to report you." " Why did you do that?" " Leave me in peace." " But it was a joke." " Yeah, nice one." " Who knows what you think about me now..." " Me?" "I think nothing." " A Fernet." " Coming up." " Do you want a quick one?" " Thanks." " Another one." " Coming up." "I hoped so much to see you in the perfume shop." "Sure, the way you treated me." "You see.." "After that night at the Lakes..." "I didn't know..." " ... you had a job." " Now you know, so leave me alone." "Why?" " Because..." "Girls like you are for rich guys." " That's how you think I'm like?" " Yes." "Just like that!" "END OF PART TWO" "PART THREE" "May I help you, sir?" " Miss..." "Mariuccia?" " She's not here." "Good night." " Good night." " What do you mean "she's not here"?" " She doesn't work here anymore." " Mr. bicyclist!" " Are you talking to me?" "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "3 times faster than usual ironing..." "Nice..." " Yes, it is." "Everything for 25 lire, madam." "The catalogue." "Would you like a perfume, madam?" "Hey, young man!" " There is no wall behind you." " I'm sorry." "Caramels?" " No, thanks." "It's free." "Have some more." "Thanks." " What's the price?" " Wait a second." "Cypria special for bath, perfumed 5 lire." "No perfume 3 lire and..." " Good evening, miss." " Good evening." "What a coincidence, ha?" "You found me!" "Have you been looking for me?" "Me?" "No." "I was just passing by." "I see..." " Good evening, madam." " Good evening." "Isn't that guy over there ever going to move?" " Madam is here!" " What does it matter?" "I don't care at all." " I went to the perfumery tonight." " So they told you?" "That you had left." "I was afraid ..." " ... you were angry at me." " You were so unkind." "May I?" " Did you find a job?" " A job?" "No." "I don't worry about that." " I have plenty of offers." " Come on, Mariuccia." "Enough." "Good night." " Will you come back?" " Yes, tomorrow." "No perfume left after him!" "What times we live in!" "The Bottiglioni restaurant, an elegant meeting place at the Milan Fair." "Please go to the Milanese restaurant "The Ferrario Brothers", behind the pavilion of the Radio, next to the amusement park." " Ah, poor thing!" " It's all my fault." "All my fault!" "Hey!" " Gina!" " What?" " They might find him a job." " Hello, Miss Gina." " Good afternoon." " Mariuccia.." "Engineer Leali." " Pleased to meet you." " And Mr..." " Pozzi." " A cognac?" " Yes." "Five cognacs, please." " How's work going?" " Not bad." "The place is swarming." " Is it?" " Yes." " Miss Mariuccia..." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Engineer." " Thanks." "Mr. Pozzi." "Cheers!" "You never smile, miss?" "Poor girl..." "One of her relatives is out of work." "And you, engineer, should find him a job here, at the fair." " You can do it." "He's a mechanic." " A good one." " Where's he?" " Look, that one there." " Listen, Pozzi." " Yes, engineer." " See that young man there?" " That one?" "Yes." " Find some work for him to do." " Understood." " Thank you, mr. engineer." " Don't mention it, darling." "Thanks to Gina..." "Mariuccia, it's late." "We have to go." "Goodbye, miss." " Goodbye." " Thanks, Gina." " Not at all." "He'll be so happy!" "Good afternoon." "Good afternoon." "A caramel?" "Thanks." "Good afternoon." " Good afternoon, Miss Mariuccia." " Good afternoon." " They need me here at the fair." " Are you happy?" "They insisted so much." "Maybe I'll accept the job." " I'll accept it just to be near you." " Near who?" "Near you." "You see, Miss Mariuccia..." "I've never told you..." "Maybe I do have a... rotten temper?" " Sorry, miss." "How does it work?" " Works like this." " What a temper!" " Go elsewhere, please." "I realized you are not like other girls." "You are ...a good girl." "Am I right, Mariuccia?" " I have to go back to work." " And try not to lose it this time!" "Bye." " Have a nice day." "As you can see, gentlemen, today, the same stream intensity needed to operate a doorbell, the electric doorbell each of you have in your own home," "is enough to activate any of these pumps." "Please, look." "This is just amazing!" "One." "Two." "Please." "Please, come here, madam." "Have a try yourself." "See yourself." "One." "Two." "Wonderful!" "Even a foreign girl, who doesn't speak our language, can easily operate this machine..." "For you, miss." " Thanks." "Dear Gina, I will pick you up at 11 tonight." "As you know, the engineer found a job for Mariuccia's relative." "The engineer is coming with us." "Make sure Mariuccia is coming too." "A kiss from your Mario." "I'm not going." "I can't." "You're impossible!" "What are you afraid of?" "Are they going to eat you?" "You need people like them in life." "Not guys like your sweetheart." "If you don't come with us, they can fire him." "Enough now." "The same stream intensity enough to operate a doorbell, a small electric doorbell, comfortably sitting at your desk, no need to get up..." "We've proved the fuctionality and the usefulness of our pump." "Please." "If I had to talk about the possibilities in the field of irrigation," "I would have so much to tell you about." "And..." "Closing now!" "That would be all for tonight." "We'll speak again tomorrow." "Advance?" " Tomorrow at 8am sharp." " Don't worry." "Good night." "Thanks." "She's not here." "Right." "She went home." " Good night." " No." "She did not go home." "She went with some gentlemen." "They are at the amusement park." "What's more..." "Good night." "Come on, that kind of girl is not for you..." "There you need a car and... a big stack of cash." "Let's go have a drink?" "Why?" " Bad taste in your mouth?" " Me?" " You think that I, for that girl..." " Yes, I think you would..." " Did you know that you're pretty?" " You realize it only now?" "Hands off!" "Rude man!" "Who knows where you are taking me?" "Another round?" " Let's go for a drive." " Yes, let's go." "Excuse me." "Idiot!" "Go, go now." "He's got a nerve!" "Let's go." "How lovely.." "Look who's here." " Hello, dear." " How is it going?" " My friend, Mariuccia." " Pleased to meet you." "Isn't she lovely?" "Are you at the fair too?" " Champagne?" " Yes, this one." "Two cups of coffee." " So nice here, isn't it?" " Yes." "And also, this year there were some interesting presentations..." "Shall we dance?" "Let's dance." "You too, miss." "Wonderful." "Miss..." " Thanks." "Drink, Mariuccia!" "Shall we dance?" " Another dance?" " No, thanks." " But, Bruno..." " Forgive me, sir." "Please." "Listen..." "Shall we go now?" "I live far away." "I shan't miss the last tram." "Yes." "Bruno..." " What do you want?" " Come on!" "You'd better go now." "They're waiting for you." "And you have to be kind with them to get where you want." "Go, drive!" "Bruno!" "Crocodile tears." "All you women are the same!" "Why did you go with such people?" "Why?" "What a fool I am." "Mariuccia..." "Mariuccia, let's get married!" "You know how much I love you." "No more perfumery, ok?" "You're staying at home  cooking." "What is he doing?" "Why did he stop?" "Let's go, Mariuccia." "You're back home." "Dad..." " Get out." "Let's go, young man." "Get out!" " I'm a good guy." " Yes, he is." "Be quiet!" "But I am a good guy." "Are you coming or not?" "Giovanni." "Three Stregas." "Three soldi?" " Yes." "Cheers." "Damn!" " Hey!" "Are we going?" " Let's go." "Work is calling." "Come with me." "Would you mind waiting a moment?" " Bye, Mariuccia." " Good night, dad." "Nice, nice." " Good night, Mariuccia." " Good night, Bruno." "Good night." " Good night." "Enough now." "Excuse me..." " Do you mind?" " Not at all." " He's my son-in-law." "Manzoni Street." "THE END" "English subs by:" "marooned2  knappen, KG"