"How do you want me?" "Right here?" "NO!" "PLEASE!" "Sorry, that was crap." "Can I go again?" "NO!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE!" "(Screaming)" "Again?" "No, it's fine." "It's just that these are really tight." "Please don't kill me." "Please don't kill me." "Hey, wait." "(Starting chainsaw)" "What are you doing?" "What is that for?" "What the fuck is this?" "(Chainsaw and screaming)" "Untie me right now." "I'M SERIOUS." "NO!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, NO!" "(Screaming)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "NO!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" "NO!" "PLEASE!" "NO!" "STOP!" "That's what I'm talking about." "Cut." "(Giggling)" "You okay?" "Great job, baby." " Thank you babe." "You're amazing." "What are you doing?" "Will you quit fucking around, dude?" "Seriously." "Well, my dream is to go down as one of the greatest filmmakers that ever lived." "That's my dream." "I don't want to do what other people have done." "It's boring." "You know?" "Something new, something original." "Something a little bit disgusting." "Albeit, but..." "At the same time, it'll be groundbreaking, and you know, that's basically it: to own the world." "Nothing more, nothing less." "I'm a humble guy." "Uncuff me right now." "I'm serious." "NO!" "PLEASE!" "What is this for?" " Food Network." "(Screaming)" "It ain't real." "It's not playing real enough." "FUCK, man." "This ain't gonna work." "So why don't we just cut away?" "We can't cut away." "It we cut away, it'll look produced." "It's got to play in one take." "Look." "Her fuckin' arm doesn't even come unattached." "So we go again, then." "All right, so we throw a filter on it, make it look like 8MM." "We'll take out the frames we don't want, put a digital cigar burn in the corner." "Make it look like we're changing reels." "You know what?" "We'll grayscale." "No... no, no, no." "De-saturate." "We'll de-saturate." "If we pull down the color, it's gonna make up for the fact that our fuckin' blood looks like tomato juice." "Eagle flew out of the night." "(Bird noises)" "Will you quit fuckin' around, mini man?" "Seriously." "3, 2, 1." "Hi, I'm Paul Shunley." "And I'm John" "Let's do it again." "I'm sorry." "Let's get it right this time." "Can we please?" "Dude..." "Six." " I'm in the zone." "(Laughing)" "Mark, get the fuck out of there." "Go." "Let's go." "I'm Thom Yorke." "Oasis, suck it." " What are you doing?" "Mark." "This is it." "For real." "Hi, I'm Paul Shunley." "And I'm John Damato." "Has anyone ever told you that you look like a young" "If we shot it like this?" "What if we shot it like this?" "We just Hitchcocked..." "double Hitchcocked it." "Can we get a wrangler for John's ego?" "You know that this is the shit they're gonna use on Leno." "Right?" " Mm, mm, mm, mm..." "This right here." "This is what they're gonna use." "You would..." " They're not gonna use the good stuff." "You would select Leno as the talk show we go on." "Hi, I'm Paul Shunley." "And I'm John Damato." "And we're about to take you on a journey." "A journey so shocking that it's going to shake the very foundation of your soul." "If we're successful in our attempts, by the end of this film, you'll have experienced fear, hatred, passion, maybe even sickness, in a way that's never been presented before on the big screen." "It's our intention to take you inside the mind of one of the earth's most demented creatures." "On camera, fully documented look inside the real life of an active serial killer." "Now we've just posted our snuff film." "PHONY snuff film..." "And a message... on a site that's dedicated to... fans of historical serial killers." "And the question that we have is:" "Would a real serial killer frequent a site like this?" "And if so, would that killer consider sharing real footage of his murders with us?" "Let the games begin." "And now... we wait." "John?" "Yeah." "One second, baby." "I love you." "I'm gonna make you famous." "Just give me a second." "My relationship with John is really good." "I mean, we're, you know... on the same path." "We kind of both are really into films and stuff." "I mean, he's more into the horror genre." "But I think he's wonderful." "But, you know, sometimes it... gets a little rough." "He's really, really dedicated to his work." "And, you know, sometimes... he... forgets... that I exist." "Don't worry about me, guys." "I'll just take a shower or set myself on fire." "Love you, baby." "I met John in 7th grade at McArthur McArthur Middle School when he saved me from a larger gentleman who was beating me up at the time for my lunch money... which, that dude's loss, because..." "I grew up rich and I bought my lunch with credit cards." "So..." "Not gonna steal my identity in 7th grade." "I run the camera." "It's what I do." "It's my milieu." "I like to work on a lot of cameras." "Lots of cameras." "Just give me..." "You know, just throw me a camera, and I will use it." "So..." "And I think they respect it." "They definitely respect it." "When I... tell them... things." "Paul." "He's witty." "He's really witty, you know?" "I mean..." "Sometimes he's just talking, you know." "And I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I get what you're saying." "I get what you're saying."" "But I DON'T get what he's saying." "At all." "I'm happy with everything we've done." "I mean, why wouldn't I be?" "I run the camera." "I mean, you have your art." "I'll have my art." "Some say my art's more, I mean..." "What if I didn't turn the camera on?" "You wouldn't be there." "Check, check." "Check." "Hey Mark, cover that camera better, dude." "I can't keep you in frame if I cover it better, alright?" "I'll get you a pygmy lift." "Just keep up." "Thanks." "I get it." "I'm small for my age." "Gary." " Haystack." "Hey." "What are you guys doing here?" "Mark?" "John." "Hey John, what are you doing in here?" "Just getting my mail, Gary." "You guys can't film in here, John." "We're not filming in here." "Mark's outside." "I can see Mark." "He's got a camera outside in the bag." "I don't want any filming outside." "I don't want any filming inside." "You guys have got to go." "You almost cost me my job last time." "Okay?" "I need to get you guys out of here." "I'm locking up." "You know, what are you guys getting into anyway?" "It has nothing to do with United States Post Office or me, my friend..." " Rubix cube, too easy for me..." "We'll just keep it that way, okay?" "Get us all killed, you..." "OH SHIT." "Got five more." "Stop the presses." "What have we got?" " Let's see." "We've got hardcore bondage." "We have softcore bondage." "Run of the mill bondage." "We've got old men satisfying donkeys." "Dick." "Ass." "Titties." "More titties." "Even more titties." "The most titties you've ever seen." "I think this one's actually your mom." "Sir Cocks A Lot." "Cocks Mania." "Cocks A Plenty." "Fuck." "Got to be something." "Useless." "Garbage." " What?" "What's this?" "Huh..." "No return address." "Let me see it." "Man, this is... this is ridiculous." "Like anybody's sending us documented proof of a murder." "Am I Evil 66?" "What?" "Screen name." "I'll just be over here on the edge of my seat." "This has got to be something, man." "Big money." "(Exhales)" "Something, baby." "(Music from video)" "Sweet." "More bondage." "It is pretty sweet." "What?" "It takes guts to do art." "What the fuck was that?" "I mean, really do art." "None of that passive aggressive sculpting and painting of inanimate objects." "I'm talking human art, living art." "Art you can feel." "I'm going to show you beauty like you've never seen." "Act for me, princess." "Show me what you got." " (Muffled shrieking)" "This is our creation, our movie." "Shh!" "Look at the camera." "This is our 15 minutes of fame." "This is our only chance to create something real in this world full of shit." "Are you ready for your close-up?" "(Screaming)" "(Solid beep)" "The hell was that, man?" "Does this guy think that shit's funny?" "He can't go fuckin' with peoples' lives like that." "I'm sure those screams are fake." "I'm talking about us, you jackass!" "About our careers." " Wait." "I thought we might've had something." "Are you serious?" " I'm dead serious." "What?" "You'd be happier if someone got killed?" "Yeah." "NO, MAN!" "No, but..." "You know, you just can't go fuckin' with people like that." "Fuckin', how many of these tapes do we got to watch?" "Tape after tape after tape." "These people are just flat out lying." "Yeah, and the movie we posted was REAL honest!" "Whatever, dude." "I'm GLAD it's probably fake." "Me too!" "You know what?" "That's because you're both pussies." "Alright?" "I'm going home." "At least the pussy there is female." "Yeah, do me a favor." "Try not to kill anyone on your way out." "If it gets me famous, I just might." "(Static)" "I don't know how to work this fuckin' thing." "What the fuck are we even talking about in there?" "Is it real?" "Is it not real?" "Who gives a fuck?" "The bottom line is, nobody killed anybody." "Nobody's sending us any fuckin' footage of real murders." "The guys are just being pussies right now." "And they're trying to fuck with my 15 minutes of fame actually." "I mean, if we're gonna stick to the fuckin' logic that these guys are using..." "Filmed executions, right?" "Kill the executioner." "Every journalist that's ever photographed a war, right..." "They should go to prison." "This is Mr. Turtle." "Looks like a nice guy, but when he sees the bait, he becomes a monster." "Honey, zoom in on us." "Babe." " Yes?" "Where's the zoom button?" "Can you not play with the camera right now?" " Babe." "I have your next star." "Let's see what John's doing." "(Singing Jaws theme song)" "Seriously." "Come on." " RAWR!" "Okay?" " (Giggling)" "Can you not tape right now?" "Seriously." "Baby, come on." "What are you doing?" "Are you still looking at submissions?" "But this is what people do with their time, I mean." "Babe, I think you should turn that off and hang out with me." "I'll be in there shortly." "I got like this, a few more envelopes to go through." "Then I'm done for the night." " Baby, come on." "Who is this?" " Are you kidding?" "Who are these guys?" "Do you remember these guys?" "Please!" "God, you're a fucking asshole." " Callie, come back." "On the computer..." "Staring at people dying." " Working!" "Hey, John." "I love you." "Please!" "Who the fuck even thinks of this shit?" "What is this guy talking about?" "Are you fuckin' kidding me?" "Waste my fuckin' time." "I'd bang her." "Nothing." "No address." "Monkeys fuckin'." "Ass House Productions." "Animated assholes." "This is death by fuckin' DVD." "To my mother." "This is... this is from my mother." "Not watching this." "Not watching this." "Four hours." "Two more." "I'm done..." "I have a box of confetti." "Very pretty confetti." "And I will use it in something." "(Beeping)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Static)" "Is your mic on?" "Yeah." "I don't understand why you always make me wear it." "It's what we do, baby." "It's what we do." "Do they have to hear everything that we do?" "Oooh, John." "Your new boyfriend is cute." "Somebody didn't go home last night." "Nice clothes." "Nice job stating the obvious." "Come look at this." "I've got to go." "You just got here." "This is some sick shit, John." "I don't know what you guys plan on doing with this, but I don't want anything to do with it." "What's your problem?" "(Sighs)" "Anyway, come look at this." "So you remember the tape with the flickers?" "The guy with the pantyhose on his head?" "Am I Evil 66?" "Yeah, he crushed your dreams." "I remember." "Whatever." "The tape was rigged, bro." "It was rigged." "We got ourselves a certified fuckin' whack job." "Alright?" "And a pretty damn creative one at that." "He didn't seem all that creative to me." "Ah, before you go judging the guy, the more I watched the tape, the more I started to notice a pattern." "About every six frames or so, it would jump." "So I went through, and took them out, and spliced them back together." "Nice job, Kubrick." " Yeah, seriously." "Should we get out of here before he starts splicing us together?" "Just watch the tape, Dumb and Dumber." "I'm really glad to see that you cracked my little code." "I apologize for the ruse, but it was necessary." "The privilege of seeing my work is not for just anyone." "It takes a symbiotic sort of soul to appreciate true art in its own time." "Welcome to the real show, my friends." "Act 1, Scene 1." "(Groaning)" "Don't worry." "Just relax." "It'll be fine." "(Screaming)" "(Saw running)" "Not yet." "What did I tell you?" "You have to play against the fear." "Wait until I say action." "(Screaming)" "Are you ready for your close-up?" "And action." "(Screaming continues)" "HELP!" "SOMEBODY HELP ME!" "PLEASE!" " Shh..." "PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME!" "PLEASE!" "HELP!" "HELP!" "HELP ME!" "PLEASE!" "(Slap)" "Alright, come on." "Come on, baby." "You can do this for me." "Die for me." "You got to die for me." "Alright, this isn't..." "Cut." "Take 2." "(Flesh packing)" "(Groaning)" "Alright." "Just come on, baby." "I need you to look at the camera too." "Alright." "This isn't working for me." "We're gonna have to try something different." "Oh, this is good." "We're gonna do a two shot." "(Screaming)" " GOD!" "(Beeping)" "(Garbled speech)" "You really need to learn to take direction better." "(Crunching)" "Damn." "(Phone ringing)" "(Ringing continues)" "(Crunching)" "God damnit." "Hello?" "Hi, Mom." "No." "I'm just finishing up at work." "I'll be there in plenty of time to watch the show for you." "Yeah, no." "But I really got to finish up here." "Okay?" "I love you." "Bye bye." "Jesus Christ." "(Crunching)" "(Groans)" "(Beeping)" "Is that it?" "What do you guys think about that?" "I think this is it." "This is our ticket." "Wait." "What does that mean?" "Does that mean you think it's real or it's fake?" "I don't give a fuck if it is or if it isn't." "You know, it looks real, and we didn't make it, so when we tell people it is... we're not lyin'." "I mean, it's got to be fake." "It looked kind of fake." "I mean..." "The guy looks pretty fuckin' good, pretty trained, but..." "Wait." "You saw it, and you said," ""Jackpot, baby!"" "And I said I'm worried that it's real." " If it's..." "And then you said it's probably fake." "If it's real." "Well, it probably is fake." "If it's real, then we have something real." "Some whack job sent us a tape." "What did you think we were gonna get, Paul?" "Look, man." "I accept my responsibility for this in that I asked for this too." "Okay." " But we have it now." "And I don't want it." "They're gonna take the fuckin' tape as evidence, whether it's real or not." "Then we have nothing." "Why would it be evidence if it's fake?" "Why would it be evidence if it's fake?" " They have to investigate." "There's no way it's real." " Don't even film it." "I don't want any..." "don't film that." "You're right." "We shouldn't have it." "We should be sitting in this fuckin' studio making documentaries on fuckin' local police departments." "There is nothing that you could say to me right now that would make me think that it's okay to work on that tape without bringing it to the police first." "In the event that it is real, isn't it our job to expose this guy?" "Is that not our..." "Do you want to expose him?" "Or do you want to exploit him, John?" "You know what?" "A little bit of both never hurt the pocketbook." "You know what I mean?" " Alright." "No." "Hey." "Look!" "No, I understand." "You're crazy." "Quit playing all fuckin' high." "Mark, will you please talk to him?" " Why are you playing all high?" "No!" "Mark, shut up." "I'm being serious, man." "Do you realize what we might have here?" "Yes, I do realize." "I realize that we're looking at murder in the first, and we're about to become the two biggest accessories since mood rings." "Dude." "This is business." "Okay?" "This is business." "Hey, look." "Listen to me." "John, we're not even gonna have to worry about business soon enough, because we're not ever gonna get a job, we're not ever gonna see an ounce of film stock ever again." "Because guess what?" "No one hires convicts." "We've got to play this thing right, Paul." "You know as well as I do it's all about what sells, okay?" "This is..." "This is our golden ticket, Paul." "Don't fuckin' blow this for me, okay?" "Our golden ticket to what?" "Hey, look." "If we play this shit right, Hollywood's gonna be kissing our asses." "Oh, FUCK Hollywood." " Fuck Hollywood?" "Do you ever drop that act?" "We didn't do it." "We didn't kill anyone!" "Can you please not film for once?" "Paul... you got to..." "Keep filming." "Get away from me." "Am I gonna do this shit myself?" "Get away from me." " Don't." "Don't set up blockades." " Get away from me." "Paul!" "Paul!" "Paul!" "Dude, slow down." "Look, listen!" "He said she was an actress, okay?" " If that girl's an actress..." "It's all staged!" "If that girl's an actress, then she's the next Meryl Streep." "And last I checked, man, every next Meryl Streep around here was on the train to L.A. or New York." "Look." "It's fake." "That's all I'm saying." "It's fake." "It has to be." "Like we'd ever get that lucky." " Excuse me?" "!" "Look, hey!" "Wrong choice of words, man." "I'm just saying it's fake." "It has to be." "So you're not even the slightest bit scared?" "It doesn't bother you that we sent out a message to send us tapes of murders." "We were sent a tape, which probably MEANS that someone murdered someone." "And do you know what that means?" "It means that we're just as responsible." "No, we're not." " Yes, we are." "And I guarantee you any jury would agree with me." "I agree." "I totally agree." "Just shut up and do your fuckin' job." "Why do you got to talk to him like that all the time?" "Why did we even set this up?" "I mean, did we just do this whole thing for shits and giggles?" "Enlighten me." "No." "I don't know what you..." "Or no." "How about this?" "We're a couple of fuckin' losers, right?" "So our time's not that valuable anyway." "That's what it is." "I don't have daddy's money to fall back on, all right?" "Fuck you." "FUCK YOU!" "You're pathetic." "I'll do it myself." "I don't fuckin' need you anyway." "FUCK YOU." "Pussy." "That was some fucked up shit." "I knew there was something about that fuckin' tape that was..." "Still, it's..." "There's no way anybody sent us in real footage of fuckin' murders, but god damn, that guy was good." "The way he... stuck that hook in her mouth was... (Screaming)" "What the fuck, Callie?" "God damnit." "What the fuck?" "What are you doing?" "What does it look like I'm fuckin' doing?" "I'm not doing anything now, because you just fucked my shit up." "Will you stop?" " All right." "Please." " Dinner's getting cold." "Dinner's getting..." "Okay, I'm coming in." "I'm coming in right now." "Will you move so I can get out of here?" "Why don't you turn the camera off?" "The camera's off." "(Saying Catholic grace)" "Say it like you mean it." "Say it so Jesus can hear it." "(Saying Catholic grace)" "FROM thy bounty." "Not THROUGH thy bounty." "Maybe I should do something." "What are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna take him out in the back." "That's what I'm gonna do." "Mmm..." "Where did you get these?" "These are really good." "I have to say, you don't do things right very often, but this is good." "I'm gonna take that away from you." "I'm drinking too much?" " Yes, you are." "You are an alcoholic." "Well, I can control it." "You can't." "I can control it." "I can stop any time I want to." "The minute I come in the house, you start drinking." "I don't even know what you're doing before." "I'm slaving here in the house." "Sit up straight!" "If you don't behave, if you don't do what your mom says..." "Okay, you're not even gonna get any bread." "Why does he have any bread?" "Did you give him that bread?" "Stop playing with your food." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Don't speak to me like that!" "I hate you!" "I wish you would die!" "Just shut up!" "(Laughing)" "You're both a disgrace to me." "A disgrace." "You make me sick." "It takes a symbiotic sort of soul to appreciate true art in its own time." "Welcome to the real show, my friends." "Act 1, Scene 1." "Wake up, psycho." "(Crashing)" "What the fuck?" "Did you forget how to call home?" " I was out with Paul." "This is what you stayed out for?" "Why are you watching this again?" "Yes." "And because..." "Yes, because it's my job, Honey Bunny." "Okay?" "And because, the shit's fake, bro." "I've figured it out." "You've got to see this." "John." "You just have to listen to me too sometimes." "All right?" " That's fair enough." "I mean, I know I can be an ass sometimes, and..." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too." "We're being set up, man." "The guy's a filmmaker and he's using us to make him famous." " You think?" "John, I need to talk to you." " Why not?" "I mean, what kind of idiot would send out tapes of himself killing people?" "It doesn't make sense." "You know, no one's that stupid." "And look." " What have you got?" "Watch." "It cuts." "It cuts, dude." "If it was real, it would have to play in one take." "And watch this." "Fake blood." "The guy uses fake blood..." " John, I was trying to talk to you." "...to cover the head kick gag." "I mean, dude..." "He's a filmmaker." "And he's trying to make a mark just like us." "And he figures if he can dupe us into convincing the world that this is real..." "When it comes out that it's not, we look like shit, and he gets..." "A ton of publicity for tricking us." "Exactly!" "He gets famous." "Yeah, but..." "even with the fake blood, and all the cuts..." "What about that bat?" "Paul, Paul." "Listen, man." "The guy's stacking up the evidence with these tapes." "Now, he may be psychotic, but he's obviously not stupid." "Alright, now look." "I'm in no mood to be watching a real live human being die over and over again," "And I know what you're gonna say." "I'm beating a dead horse." "If it's real, straight to the cops." "No questions asked." "We get this sick fuck sent where he belongs." " All right, fuck it." "Jail." " Mark, do you want to go have sex?" "We get the fed interview." "You're not going anywhere." "You're just ignoring me." "Fine." " Callie, come on." "You see I'm busy." "Baby." "Baby, wait." " Get away from me." "Will you slow down?" "Please?" " No." "No." "Come on!" " Leave me alone." "Look, I'm sorry." " We need to get this." "On a roll." " You're always sorry." "I'm sorry." "Baby, please. please." "Please, stop." "Stop!" " Okay." "Okay." "I'm stopped." " Okay." "(Arguing behind camera)" "You've got to get this." " I'm trying!" "You're not really listening." " Yeah, I am listening." "I want us to be cool." "It's cool." "I'm gonna go home." "Okay?" "When you're ready to take a shower, come home." "Oh, sure." "Pull the shower card on me." "That's messed up." "I can't believe I let you talk me into this." "Oh, here we go." "When we get in there, don't say anything specific about the film." "Yeah." "No shit." "Yeah, like no insider stuff, no expose..." "Just get what we need and go." " Dude." "It's not a big deal." "It's an interview." "I'm sure they do them all the time." " Oh yeah." "Because kids are always shooting documentaries about social deviants who send them snuff films in the mail." "You're retarded." "You're "brilliant"." "Hey, the guard booth." "Just film this shit, okay?" "Can I help you?" "Yeah." "We're here to see Special Agent Morris." "And you are?" " Cattle Drive Productions." "Oh, right, right." "The film guys." " Right." "Make sure you check your gear in at the front desk." "Yeah." "No doubt." "Hey, Mark." "He wants you to check your gear." "I check it twice a day!" "You guys are children." "Yeah, come on in." "Which one of you is..." "I talked to who?" "Paul?" " That's me." "Paul." "We talked on the phone." "Agent Morris." "Nice to meet you." "You are..." " John Damato." "John." "And you've got to be Henry then." " This is Mark." "You bringing in..." "you going to use all this stuff?" "Sorry about that." " No, no, no." "Bring it all in." "Where do you want me to go?" "What do you want me to do?" "The preponderance of serial killers are white males from middle class families." "76% of all documented cases have been abused, or suffered some sort of trauma or abuse as children." "What can you tell us about their intelligence?" "Oh, well..." "Most of the cases I study," "I find them to be very intelligent." "Yeah." "See, that's the funny thing about serial killers." "They appear to be normal." "They could be educated." "They could be family men." "They could come from good homes." "But the thing is..." "But they're still murderers, nonetheless." "Well, yeah, but they're more than that." "They're the archetypal misfits." "They're unsuccessful in life." "In some measure, they've failed." "So... unsatisfied with their place in life, they turn to death." "It's the only arena where they can feel in complete control." "So their only success is the murders that they commit?" "No, no, no." "No." "Murder is not the ultimate success." "These people brutalize their victims." "The serial killer prefers the... the sadistic, hands-on stabbing and mauling and mutilating." "And then" " And then, there's the ultimate thrill." "The real success is eluding the police, until, by their own admission, they're caught." "By their... by their own admission?" "Right." "See, then it's fame." "It's the details of the adventure." "It's the... real life horror of what they, in the end, wind up exposing millions of people to." "Now, the movies, or whatever it is you guys do..." "Well, you glamorize these people." "And you turn them into fictionalized onscreen heroes." "A real killer is something so, so much more terrifying." "All the effects in the world cannot simulate the feeling you get when you're walking down the aisle of death row, and looking true soulless evil in the eyes." "So, is that ever disturbing?" "Or frightening to you?" "Being so close to something so demented?" "Yeah, sure, sure." "Yeah." "Very much so." "So you would say these killers are out for recognition?" "Ultimately, yes." "But isn't that counterproductive?" "I mean, doesn't society tend to loathe these men?" "Do they?" "We write books about them." "We make movies about them." "They even have fan clubs." " Exactly." "How do you spot one?" "Short answer." "You don't." "See, that's what makes these people so dangerous." "They're not the boogey man." "They're not the monster under your bed." "They're your friends, your neighbors, your father, your brother, your husband." "Hell, it could be you." "Could be me." "(Static) Oh no..." "Sorry." "Sorry." "It's alright." "I'll take care of it." "Hey listen, guys." "I got to get back to work anyways." "So, good luck with your movie." "Alright?" "No." "Just one more question before we go." "Yeah." "Sure." "Aren't these men just really weak, pathetic individuals, looking to obtain power any way-- the only way, probably-- that they know how." "What is power?" "I..." "I'm not sure I understand the question." "What do you think power is?" "Control, I guess?" "Overpowering another individual." "I guess I don't know exactly." "Yeah." "Most people don't." "It's a good question." "Let's see if I can answer it." "True power... is giving the other person the perception that they have it." "Now a serial killer will allow people to go through their daily lives knowing that the minute he decides to, he can change every aspect of any person's existence that he so chooses." "It's all only allowed at the discretion of the people who are not afraid to kill." "These guys do have the power and they're quite aware of it." "So... no, I don't believe that weak and pathetic are very accurate descriptions." "Do you?" "Thank you for your time, Agent Morris." " My pleasure." " Yes, Agent Morris." "It's been a real pleasure." " Good luck with your movie." "Thank you very much." "(Music)" "We should start making a documentary about us playing foosball." "I don't think this is a regulation table." "Oh, let's get you on the move." "Some action..." "Let's get some action, guys." "Are you going to film AND play?" "Oooh!" "Red man is suppressed again!" "Freebie, just like reservations." "Oh, suck it." "One handed." "It's alright." "At least we still got the casinos." "(Music)" "Come on!" "Hey!" "Huh?" " What?" "Oh, dude, I'm getting some good stuff here." "I'm going to get you." "Hey, babe, want to go to the game?" "(Music)" "Hey!" "That's valuable tape stock." "Quit fucking around." "Don't go into John's now." "I'm done with you." "(Music)" "Just let me try one more thing, baby." "Hey guys." "Guys, you've got to come see this." "At the height of a country's decadence, lies its ultimate demise." "Why do we choose to do the things we do?" "Because we can." "Because choice makes us a breed apart." "It gives us power." "A choice to create." "A choice to destroy." "A choice to watch the world burn." "America has chosen." "I will be the hand." "He's got posts all over this thing." "There's dozens of these." "This is one deeply disturbed individual." "What the fuck?" "What are you doing?" "Game time is over." "Mark, get the sticks." "Get..." "Come here." "Do you even know why you're doing this anymore?" " Yeah." "For the movie." "Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." "What the hell else would I be doing it for?" "Well, see, why would you have to say that?" "Why would you say that?" "That makes me not believe you." "I need you to tell me that this has nothing to do with fame." "I need to know that this is about us making the best movie we can make." "Yeah." "Yeah." "It is?" " Yes!" "It is." "All right." "Well..." "Anybody who wants to leave..." "Leave now." "Will you come back?" "Get back here!" "Is it real?" "Oh yeah, this is gonna end well." "What does he mean?" "The fuckin' body?" " Oh shit!" "Here." "What are we doing?" "This is ridiculous." "I'm gonna fuck with him." "Yes, John." "Do enrage the disturbed man." "It's not an hour from here." "It's, like, 15 minutes." "Seriously?" " Idiot." "Now the potential homicidal maniac thinks we live somewhere other than where we do." "OH SHIT." "Log off!" "Log off!" "What the fuck just happened?" "This is so fucked up." "He knows your name." "What if he knows where we live?" "Will everyone calm down and let me think, please?" "(Sighs)" "Come on." " WHAT?" "Yeah, what?" "We're going." "Oh, fuck that." "I can't even begin to tell you how much I am NOT going." "There is no way in hell!" "Not happening." "There's no way." "Well, I am." "If you go, it's over." "John, I can't deal with this shit anymore." "I can't." "I'm serious." "You're becoming obsessed." "Guys..." "Oh, fuck you." "Come on." "We are not going." "This is insane." "We need confirmation, man." "No." "That is what we do NOT need." "This guy's nuts." "If he knows who we are, what we NEED is to go to the cops and talk to Jack." "Yeah." "Because he loves us." "That always works out well." "Will you just look for the ribbon on the..." "What's that?" "Pull it over." "Pull it over." "Pull it over!" "(Exhales)" "Red ribbon on a tree, baby." "I think it's too dark." "Oh god damn, man." "Quit being such a pussy!" "I don't want to be involved in this." "Well, you are!" "Looks like we're all bound by blood." "Let's go." "I have no idea what that means." "John!" "I hate John." "I hate his face." "What part of his face would you say you hate the most?" "The face part." " Yeah." "John!" "Yeah!" "Will you wait up?" "Hurry up!" "I hate him because he told me that Estelle Getty was actually the youngest of The Golden Girls." "John!" "What is he doing?" "I swear to God, if he's hiding..." "I'm gonna kill him." "John?" "What the fuck?" "Are you back here building a god damn love nest?" "What are you DOING right now?" "What am I doing?" "Just give me the fuckin' camera." "You are an IDIOT." "Hey, are you guys coming?" "Shit." "OH SHIT." "God damnit." "Oh fuck." "Okay." "Alright." "Is it..." "OH SHIT." "WHAT THE FUCK?" "(Chuckling)" " Holy shit!" "Holy shit!" "FUCK." "FUCK." "FUCK!" "OH FUCK." "He just... he's out here." "He's out here." " Who is?" "What?" " Get down." "Let's get the fuck out of here." "You're not making any sense." "Let's just get the..." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Come on, Mark." " FUCK!" "OH SHIT." " FUCK." "OH SHIT." "FUCK." "FUCK!" "COME ON!" "Where the fuck are we?" " Come on, come on!" "Sorry, I saw something so messed up..." " You are a DICK." "What'd you see back there?" "That chick, she was fucked up, man!" "What chick?" " SHE WAS FUCKED UP." "Dude, you got to settle down and talk to me!" "I DON'T KNOW!" "I don't know." "What the fuck did you get us into, bro?" "Marky, are you okay?" "I don't know." "What the fuck did you get us into, man?" "I saw a dead body." " Alright, man." "I saw a dead fucking body." " Just when he gets in here, you need to let me talk." "That's fine." "That's fine." "And you need to keep that thing out of my face." "I don't want to be part of this anymore." "You will not put that in my face." "I thought I suggested that you NOT film in here." "In our defense, it was only a suggestion." "A STRONG suggestion." "Come on, Jack." "Posterity." " Posterity, my ass!" "Look." "It's just what we do." "Okay?" "Can we please talk" "I understand!" "I know what you do, son." "I'm quite aware of what you do." "This is quite a bit of work you've got here, Pauly." "It's not work." "It's murder." "It's a murder, Jack." "Yeah?" " Yeah." "Where'd you get it?" " I told you." "I got it in the mail." "No letter." "No return address." "No name." "Just those tapes." " No nothing?" "Stop it." "Where's the envelope?" " See?" "I told you!" "I threw it away." "I told you you shouldn't have thrown it away." "(Silently mouthing)" "Does Larry, Moe and Curly have anything to do with this?" "Oh, Christ." "Seriously, Jack." "I'm not finished." "This is serious shit." "And I need to make sure that you're on the up and up with this, man." "You've got some damn nerve, coming in here, asking for help..." "Where are we supposed to go?" "That's it with that damn camera." "Get that camera off." "Put it down!" "Shut it off!" "Jesus Christ!" "We've got a video of a murder!" "And footage" "TURN IT OFF!" "GET IT OUT OF HERE!" "You want spend a month in the hospital?" "Get it out of here!" "Get it out of here!" "Jack, leave him alone!" "(Frantic argument)" "Pauly, listen to me!" "Mark, Jack's gonna kick my ass." "Come get this." "Go get the door." "Get the door." "Those were good cops." "And you guys twisted that shit." "You guys flat out lied until you got one canned, a couple demoted, and one sucking on the wrong end of a service revolver." "That is serious shit, Pauly." "You've got to realize that." "(Static)" "I've seen Ellen around with Officer Smith." "And..." "So, what was that look?" "First of all, would you like to be a part of this movie?" "A movie?" "Tell me a little bit more about it." "Let's just say Officer Smith..." "He likes his afternoon delights." "If you know what I'm saying." " Afternoon?" "They look the other way." "None of us girls get in trouble." "This is my alley." "So you see the cameras, right?" " Yeah." "Do you think you could engage Officer Smith for us?" "Well, you're gonna pay me, right?" "Absolutely." "She said 10 minutes." "Let's get this fucker." "Officer Smith." "Protecting and serving, I see." "You motherfucker." "You and your fucking ratfink crew are dead." "Do you wanna pull your pants up when you talk to me or no?" "Because there's criminals on the street." "Are you above the law?" "It looks like YOU got dicked." " Not exactly." "You're dead." "Give me that fucking camera." "GIMME THE..." "Don't look over your shoulder, buddy." "You're fuckin' dead." "You're fuckin' dead." "You want a quote?" "I'm gonna give you one!" "Right between my eyes!" "Look in front of this!" "If that wasn't my nephew, and this degenerate wasn't his friend..." "There's a good chance they'd both be on the back of a milk carton." "How's that for you?" "Real professional, sir..." "Shut up." "Have you been on your medication?" "Yes." "I want a urine report from you tomorrow." "You understand?" "I want you peeing in a cup." "Do you understand?" "We got to get out of here." " Just shoot!" "Just get in here." " HEY!" "Get the fuck back!" "Turn that fucking camera off!" "It's off." "What the fuck did I just say?" "(Frantic argument)" "(Frantic argument)" "Get that camera off!" "Dude, we almost caused a fuckin' riot." "Zoom in." "Zoom in." "Zoom in." "No, I'm on him." "Can you hear him?" "At all?" " Nope." "Paul, are you getting this?" "Mark, Mark." "Tuck that camera in the bag, but keep it running." "We didn't mean for this to happen." " Jack, listen." "Listen." "Please, please, listen." " But you saw the tape with your own eyes!" "You know that it's not bullshit." "You saw the tape yourself." "All right." "Don't give me that!" "You guys know better than anyone else that what you see on camera is rarely what it really is." "Oh Christ!" "(Sighs)" "This is real." "Show me the body." "Your uncle Jack beat us." "Well, yeah." "This better be the real deal, because he came out here." "Who's your daddy?" " Right there!" "Right there!" "Right there!" " Oh, tight." "With all due respect, Uncle Jack..." "Right there." " What did I tell you?" "Jerry, stay with the car." " You sure, man?" "Yeah." "Stay with the car." " All right." "Well, lead the way." " Gentlemen." "Gentlemen." "Let's go, partner." " Partner!" "Don't partner me." "It's just around this bend." "Come on, you guys." "She might get up and fuckin' leave." "I'm serious." "I don't think this was the way, man." "This is the way." "It's down here." "Where?" " Right down here." "It was right there." "God damnit, Pauly." " I swear!" "I swear it was there!" " Jack." "Right there." "John." "No more." " Look." "Alright?" "I don't want to here any more." " Hey, Jack." "Look what I got here." " What?" "That's my flashlight." "That's... this is my flashlight." "I dropped it when I saw the body." "I told you I wasn't lying." "I told you!" "Where's the body?" " It was right here." "Right where I dropped it." " Um, guys..." "Holy shit!" "I don't know how that got there, Jack." "You see?" "That ribbon wasn't there." "It was right across the river." "It was tied on the tree by the body." "God damn!" "He's fuckin' with us." "It's syrup." "You are worthless." " No, no." "That's bullshit." "FUCK." " Oh Jesus." "Get the fuck out of here." "The fuck is this?" "(Frantic argument)" "SHUT UP!" "What the hell is this?" "Am I on the World's Most Stupidest Cop or something?" "Why do you guys keep doing this?" "Are you PURPOSELY trying to RUIN my career?" "We're screwed." " Wait!" "Where are you going?" "Don't forget your girlfriend." "It's probably the only pussy that would tolerate you scumbags." "Set up some more cops." " IT WAS REAL!" "He must have moved the body." "Save it, Pauly." "I don't want to see you until the holidays." "Don't come down to the station or I'll have you all arrested." "Family or not." "That goes for you too, Pixie." "It's a good thing your father's not around to see what an over ambitious, lying scumbag you've become." "It's a damn shame, son." "Thank you." "JOHN!" "Body hunting, Pauly." "FUCK." "FUCK." "Damnit!" "(Static beep)" "Marcus?" "Coming." "Coming." "(Leaves crunching)" "Detective Stanley." "Yes, Jack Stanley." "I'm his nephew." "What?" "What about dogs?" "No dogs?" "What?" "Is the canine union on a strike right now?" "You know, man..." "These cops." "Always around to write you a ticket." "They're never around when you need them." "Will you stop watching that, please?" "Looking for clues." "What are you?" "Nancy fuckin' Drew now?" "I like to think of myself more like Scooby Doo." "Does that make me Shaggy?" " Scooby Doo..." "I guess I'm Scrappy then." "No." "You're more of a Velma." "Yeah." "Definitely Velma." " I'm alright with that." "Do you think I made it up?" " No." "I don't." "What do we do next?" "I don't know." "That chick's head was all caved in, man." "(Strange music)" "What?" "Sorry?" "What for?" "I don't know." "Ask him." "He knows about the cops?" "Because he was probably out there the whole time." "One time appearance." "What?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "Answer him." " He's impatient." "Tell him his videos suck." "What?" " Yeah." "Tell him he's not living up to our standards, and he's been nothing but a huge disappointment." "I don't want to piss him off, man." "Come on." " Alright." "For the love of God." "Constructive criticism." "That wasn't clear enough." "So..." "Gotcha." "Persistent and nuts." "You think?" "We have no contract." "Damnit." "What if it's a 13 year old girl?" "(Phone ringing)" "Hello?" "OH SHIT." "IT'S HIM!" "IT'S HIM!" "What the fuck's going on?" " Hello?" "Uh huh." "Alright." "He said turn on the computer!" "Dude, this guy knows every fuckin' thing about us." "The least he could do is introduce himself." "Get in tight." " I am!" "(Clicking)" "I'm gonna check the fuse box." "I'll come with you." "Hurry." "(Moaning)" "Yeah." "Right there." "Number 13." " Man... 13?" "I don't know what's going on, man." "The power's out." "How could the power be out?" "(Clicking)" "Dude." "What the fuck just happened with the lights?" "This shit is real, and he's fuckin' with us." "Alright, we got to go." "We'll go to... the FBI." "God damnit." " Morse." "Morris." "He'll help us." " Morris!" "We're so fucked, bro." "Look man, we just got to go to the cops." "Okay?" "And turn him in." "We don't have a choice." "What if he's trying to set us up, bro?" "I can't go to fuckin' jail!" " He knows who we are." "He knows our names." "I just wanted to make a movie, man." "Well, this ain't a fuckin' movie, man." "This is real." "And we're involved whether we like it or not." "What the fuck?" "It's midnight." "Just turn off the lights." "I mean, should I still tape or what?" " Hell yes!" "Evidence." "Who is it?" "Police." "Oh shit." "What do they want?" "I don't know." " Up, up." "Paul Shamely, John Damato." "It's Shunley, but..." "Whatever." " And Mark, the all forgotten cameraman." "Is something wrong, sir?" "No, somebody just called." "Said they saw a prowler around the building." "I looked." "Nobody here." "You expecting someone?" "No, not at all." "Are you sure there's nobody out there?" "Yeah." "Could you check again?" "I checked three times." "There ain't nobody here." "You guys work a little late?" "Yeah, it's a new project." "We're sort of burning the midnight oil here." "Special about the fire department this time?" "Hey." "That's funny." "That's good." "This yours?" "No." "I don't think so." "Got your address on it." "Really?" "Well, thanks." "You can just leave it by the dumpster over there." "Sure thing." "Just stop making movies about cops." "No problem." "You have a good night, sir." "Goodnight, sir." " Be good." "Thank you." "Yeah, you should probably go get that." "Yeah." "That's not happening, buddy." "This is too fuckin' weird." "First the lights, now this shit." "A cop shows up at our fuckin' door to help us." "Come on, man." " Just go get it." "I'm not getting it." " No." "Fuck that." "John, go get that tape." " I'm not getting the tape." "Just go get it." " I'm telling you." "You go get it." "You want the tape so bad?" "You go get it." "When it comes down to it, you should go get it." " You go get it." "No." "You need to take care of business and get that tape." "Fuck that." "I'm not getting it." " Right now." "Just go get the freaking tape." " You go get the tape." "You want the tape so bad?" "You go get the tape." "That's a good point." "You should go get the tape." "Let's take a vote." "Who thinks John should go get the tape?" "Mark." " John." " This is bullshit." "Democracy." "Go get it." "What are you doing?" "Go." "GO, GO, GO!" "Get it!" "Get it!" "Come on!" "Come on!" " Get it!" "Get it!" "OH FUCK." "DVD." "Nice." "Today's Murders." "What the..." "(Exhales)" "(Static)" "Hi." "I saw the sign that said 'Come In', so..." "I came in." "I'm Kristen." "Hi." "Nice to meet you." "So, this is it, huh?" " Yeah." "Creepy." "Are you filming me right now?" "Yeah." "Your agent didn't tell you this was gonna be a screen test?" "No, I mean..." "Don't worry about it." "Don't worry about a thing." "Can I offer you anything?" "Coffee?" "Water?" "Tea?" "Water's good." "Yeah." "Water?" "I've got some water in the green room." "Indulge me." "Just step right in." " Okay." "We'll be right with you." "Why don't you try on that little blue thing?" "Oh yeah." "I got it, but it doesn't fit." "It's okay." "What you have on is fine." "Is your mic on?" " Yeah." "I think so." "Wait." "So how many other women you said that were up for the part?" "Seven." "But you're the first today!" " Well..." "I can assure you that you won't need to see them after you see me." "Oh, confidence." "I love that!" "Well, let's hope for their sake, you're right." "Are you ready for your close-up?" "Yep, sure am." "Wow." "Hope you know how to scream." "(Screaming)" "Okay, okay." "That was good for a first try." "(Screaming continues)" "Pretend." "Let's think." "You just watched your mother jump off the top of a building." "Okay?" "Okay." "I need more volume." "More volume." "Louder." "Cut." "I'm sorry." " Okay." "My throat is hurting." "I really have to go." "I have, like, another audition to go to." "We'll be quick." "What the hell is this?" "Look." "He's acting like a fuckin' director." "She thinks she's in a movie." "Please, could you just...?" "Untie me?" " Okay." "Really." "What" "What are you doing?" "!" "What are you doing?" "We're going to try to make this natural." "Just don't." "Sit back, sit back." "Look at the frame." "Look at the frame." "Look at the frame." "(Sobbing)" "Please let me go." "Now, cut." "More intensity." "You're about to die." "Act like it." "(Gibberish)" "CUT!" "No, no, no." "No, no." "That is NOT what I want." "(Gibberish)" "(Gibberish)" "(Screaming)" "YES!" "That's it!" "That's what I'm looking for!" "Genuine fear and total surrender!" "How can you keep watching this?" "There you go." "That's it." "Are you getting this?" "Yes!" "Beautiful!" "Do it for me!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "Come on!" "(Screaming)" "DON'T!" "NO!" "(Scuffling)" "(Gibberish)" "NO!" "NO!" "DON'T DO IT!" "(Heavy breathing)" "Okay." "Now where were we?" "Have you ever wondered what it's like to stare death straight in the eye?" "Well, here you are." "An up close and personal look, minus the guilt of actually having to do it yourself." "You can't beat that." "(Screaming)" "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "No." "NO!" "(Gunshot and screaming)" "Aren't guns boring?" "Let's try something else." "Who's next?" "I can't..." "I can't film this." "He just shot her." "(Babbling and crying)" "(Screaming)" "You've got to believe in something." "Please!" " No!" "You're doing great." "Just stay patient." "(Screaming)" "I thought you were gonna be home tonight." "I was." "I'm..." "look." "We got this delivery." "Is that why Mark's puking?" " He's puking?" "Yeah." "Look at..." " BY ALL MEANS, don't let me interrupt your work." "I was just leaving." "I swear." "No, I mean it." "Press play." "I want to see what kind of sick shit caused me to lose the love of my life." "(Screaming and babbling)" "NO!" "(Metal clanging)" "(Babbling continues)" "Run, little pumpkin." "Run." "(Plastic rustling)" "(Screaming)" "(Crashing)" "I said... run." "(Screaming)" "(Gurgling)" "(Debris rustling)" "This is what you do?" "No." "No, I mean..." "I'll have my stuff out by tomorrow." "Callie, no, stop." "Baby, please." "Come here." "Baby." "Come here." "Callie." "Callie." "Baby, stop." "No." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Okay?" "And I didn't mean to not be there." "I didn't, but I just..." " What were you doing?" "I'll leave right now." "You want me to leave right now?" "Yes." "I want you to leave right now." "We'll leave right now." " Okay." "Let's go." "I've got to... (Frantic argument)" "It's about us making it and us doing what we planned on doing!" "We're not gonna make it if you go to fucking jail!" "I'm not even part of it anymore." "It's some sick fuckin' shit, I know." "If I'm not in your life anymore, are you gonna succeed?" "Fuck you, John." "Fuck you!" "Come here." "Stop, just stop." " NO!" "Stop, stop, stop." " No." "I can't do it anymore." "Don't take this away from me." "Please!" "Just look at me." " I'm looking at you." "You're not looking at me." "I'm looking right in your eyes." " You don't see me." "Callie, don't!" "CALLIE!" "You can't ask me to choose!" "You already did." "I can't watch any more, man." "I can't do this." "Turn the fuckin' camera off." "Mark left a long time ago." "What do we do, man?" "Agent Morris." "Tomorrow." "What do you think he does to her?" "You serious?" "(Clicks)" "(Screaming)" "We're fucked." "We are FUCKED." "These women are... are dead." "They're dead because we had the brilliant idea of baiting him." "They're dead because of us." "They are dead because of me." "I'm disgusting." "The cops don't think we exist." "My own uncle does not think I exist." "We're still making a movie." "THIS is the word of the Lord." "You pig." "The voice coming down from the throne said," ""Praise one God."" "The dragon gave its own power and throne." ""Are you his servants?"" "Let us rejoice and be glad." "Give Him glory." "For the letting day of the lamb has come." "Ten roars and seven heads." "(Inaudible)" "The beast I saw was like a leopard." "Like a leopard..." "The beast I saw was like a leopard." "LISTEN TO ME." "Listen to me when I read this to you." "Here." "Learn it." "Learn it." "You better hope they come and wash your sins away." "(Screaming)" "You're not an artist... (Phone ringing)" "You okay?" "Yep." "What's that?" "It's a bunch of old horror movie reviews." "They've been spewing out all morning." "It's him." "So what now?" "We make a movie." "Mark?" "Hey." "What'd Agent Morris say when you called?" "Paul." "Hey Paul." "Yes, sir?" "Cattle Drive Productions, for Agent Morris." "Agent Morris isn't in." "Did you guys make an appointment?" " Idiot!" "No." "This is sort of last minute." "You both need to make an appointment." " Told you!" "I understand that, sir." "Is there anyone else that we could talk to?" "No." "Maybe a manager or a supervisor?" "Anything like that?" "I am the supervisor." "Real good..." "REAL good." "Thank you." "What now?" "I don't know, man." "We could always try to take it back to the cops." "Yeah, and I could always take off my pants, and watch an episode of 'Queer As Folk', but that don't mean I'm gonna do it." "I'm being serious with you, man." "Uncle Jack can't deny this shit." "That's all I'm saying." " Yeah." "It's worth a shot." "Right?" " We got to do something." "I mean, we get denied at the fuckin' feds." "Let's take it back to Uncle Jack." "What's he gonna do?" "Kill us?" "The fuck is you doing, man?" "OH SHIT." "Gang squad." "What the fuck is you doing, man?" "I know you." "You the motherfucker that got my homeboy in trouble, man." "We're just leaving, officer." "You ain't going nowhere, man." "SHUT UP!" "TURN AROUND!" "What the fuck is y'all shooting?" "It has nothing to do with you?" " I don't want to be in a movie." "Why is your mother fuckin' camera on my god damn car?" "It's not." "It's on us." "What the fuck?" "Don't you dare talk back to Officer Mathis, you little fuckin' girl." "I'm sorry." "Give me your fuckin' donut, faggot." "Your homeboy got a fucking camera on me, man." "Guys... guys, look." "Man, get your mother fuckin' ass on the car, man." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry!" "(Frantic argument)" "You see this?" "You taping this shit?" "(Frantic argument)" "Have a good day." "SHIT." " Get the fuck out of here." "You got three... two..." " Get out of here!" "(Frantic argument)" "(Frantic argument)" "You ever get the feeling everyone hates you?" "Yeah." "Pretty much all the time." "You can't make the meeting?" "Well, can we reschedule?" "Yes." "Yes, I understand." "Thank you for your time." "Goodbye." "Apparently Agent Morris got wind of our reputation as filmmakers." "He's a little too busy to play movie star now." "Where are you going?" "Take a nap." "I need a couple hours." "Hey, did you see these?" "What?" "No, I turned the TV off right away last night." "I didn't even notice this." "What do you think?" "Well..." "I think I'm desensitized." "Go for it." "Mark." "Mark, what the fuck?" "Do I need to sprinkle fuckin' fairy dust on you?" "Frame the shot please." "There you go, BOSS." "Dude, I was just kidding." "You're kidding?" "Where'd the new found kindness come from?" "Dude, we put this kid through hell the past couple weeks, man." "Autumn Pig Roast?" "Autumn Pig Roast." "(Radio static)" "Get up." "(Groaning)" "Put your clothes on." "(Mumbling)" "Run..." "Run." "Just stop, man." "Just hold up!" "Just hold on a second." "Please!" "Please stop." "Stop!" "Just put the gun down." "Please." "Just put the gun down." "Whatever you want." "Whatever the hell you want, I'll do it." "Please." "STOP!" "STOP!" "What do you want from me?" "To eat." "God damnit!" "FUCK!" "Fucker!" "(Groaning)" "(Metal clanging)" "OH FUCK." "(Groaning)" "OH FUCK." "FUCK!" "Fuck." "Fuck." "God damnit." "God damnit!" "You motherfucker!" "God damnit!" "What do you want from me?" "What do you want?" "(Fire crackling)" "(Faint police radio)" "Don't say a word." "You ever wonder how you're gonna die?" "I've been thinking about it a lot lately." "I used to make fun of the Goths in high school." "Why would you want to walk around looking like you're dead?" "You know?" "Dressed in black, never smiling." "Reading Poe." "I fuckin' hate Poe." "I guess we're all heading towards the same finale, you know?" "Death." "We're all traveling on the same path whether we like to admit it or not." "It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like." "I heard this saying once." ""For the living know that they will die,"" ""but the dead know not a thing."" "Sometimes..." "Sometimes I wish I was dead, so I wasn't so damn afraid of dying." "(Static)" "You're not an artist." "I found an... animal in the backyard." "Did you see him do it?" "No." "You're blaming ME for this?" "Your son..." " Yeah?" "...has taken to killing animals now." "I saw him going in the backyard with a knife." "And then I found the knife later." "Yeah, well, he's YOUR SON as well." "(Piano)" "(Piano)" "(Bird chirping)" "Are we to perish in the flames of Sodom?" "And lie buried in the ashes of Gomorrah?" "Or will we go quietly as shades in the night, ...in the laughing face of madness?" "(Static)" "What is that?" "It's directions." "To this place." "For what?" "How would I know that?" "(Strange music)" "How was the movie?" "Dude, what the fuck are you doing?" "I'm through fuckin' around with this guy." "What do you think he wants?" "Same thing we want." "Yeah." "Yeah... doubtful." "Bastard." "Did you type 'bastard'?" "No." "Oh fuck." "Dude, he's watching us!" "Fuckin' watching us." "WELL, THEN STOP!" "JUST LEAVE US ALONE!" "PLEASE!" "Look, we're not gonna say anything!" "We'll throw everything out!" "You just leave us alone!" "What?" "Look." "Let's just play his game." "WHAT?" "Are you fuckin' crazy?" "I have an idea." "We're gonna get this son of a bitch." "It's not polite to..." "(Inaudible)" "We need the perfect shot?" "No, we don't." "No, we don't!" "We want to shoot it." "Are you fuckin' crazy?" "Just calm down!" "(Muttering)" "(Music)" "Come on." " What?" "Smile." "I'm smiling." "Babe." "Yes?" "Yeah..." "You look good." "Why do you have to?" "What are you taping me for?" "It's just been a fucked up day." "That's all." "You finally ate something." "I love you." "I love you too." "Look at me." " I do." "I love you." "I love you and I know I haven't been showing it lately, but if you don't turn that fuckin' camera off..." "Thank you for dinner, because this is..." "It's just been a fucked up day." "This is what I needed." "And I'm just happy to be here with you and..." "Blah, blah, fuckin' blah." "You ran out of the car fast enough." "Give me your purse." "Give me your purse." "Give me your purse." "(Inaudible)" "Let's not." "Not tonight." " I'm following you." "Not me, you and the camera." "Just me and you." "I'm trying to learn your language." " Turn it off..." "Show me how to use this thing." "Put the camera down." "Okay?" "I will, in a second." "OH FUCK." "Give me the camera, Callie." "(Phone ringing)" "(Inaudible) (Phone ringing)" "Did you get this on camera?" " What?" "Did you see what this is?" "The fuck is that?" "It's my fucking head, John." "GOD!" "Here, take this." "It's my fucking head on a stick." "You think that isn't symbolic?" "!" "Is it him?" "Is it him, John?" "Callie, put the camera down." "Okay?" "John... what..." "What?" "Our fucking life is on the fucking ground." "Yes." "Is it him, John?" "Is it him, John?" "I'm on my way." "What was that, John?" " It was nobody." "Who was on the fucking phone?" " It was nobody." "It was him, wasn't it?" " You've got to trust me." "You have to trust me." " No, I don't trust you." "Fucking tell me who it was." "NO!" "Get me out of this shit." "You got your FUCKING girlfriend involved." "GET ME OUT OF THIS!" "(Frantic argument)" "You are a fucking accomplice!" "TO MURDER!" "I don't want to go to this guy's house." "I'm sure he doesn't have welcome mats rolled out for us." "What makes you feel safe about this?" "Here's your fuckin' answer." " What the FUCK?" "Fuckin' running your mouth, all of you." "Fucking king on the mountain, all the time." "Both of you." "I don't want to go in there with a gun." "So what do you want me to do?" " Take the lens cap off." "Would you fuckin' listen to yourself?" "You're the one who started this whole fuckin' shit?" "(Frantic argument)" "I'm gonna fuckin' walk, alright?" "You fuck." "It's 15 miles!" " I don't care!" "I fuckin' need the exercise." " Mark." "MARK!" "(Car doors closing)" "Jesus." "This ain't right, Paul." "(Door creaks open)" "Hey." "This place is a fuckin' studio." "Hello?" "Paul." "Paul, keep it down." " We're cool!" "Keep it down." "Oh Jesus!" "Welcome to the freak show." "Dude, don't touch the shit." "Do you want your fingerprints all over this shit?" "What's wrong with you?" " It's official." "This dude's equipment is ten times better than ours." "Yeah, well." "Great." "Great." "I think it's time to..." "PAUL, PAUL, PAUL!" "Paul." "Hey bro." "Come on." "I'm serious." "Slow the fuck down." "John." " Just slow down!" "I've got a gun." "And I have a camera, man." "OH SHIT." "This place ain't right, bro." "Oh shit, shit, shit." "Just keep that light on me." "Keep that light on me." "I like you less and less every day." "Oh shit." "Man." " Dude." "Dude, dude, dude..." "It's the basement." " No shit!" "And we're not going down there, right?" "You're not seriously considering going down there." "Yeah, you're right." "Let's just get out of here." "Thank you." "YES, I'm seriously thinking about going there." "Jesus." "Well, you have fun, because I'm leaving." "I'm fuckin' out of here." "See ya!" "Thanks buddy." " Gotcha." "Yell if you need me." "Paul, I'm serious." "Are you coming?" "ONE SECOND!" "Well, fuckin' hurry up!" "Paul." "The Blue..." "Paul, we got it." "Hey!" "Paul?" "Paul!" "Fuck me." "Hey Paul, remember when I said I love you?" "I don't love you!" " GET THE" "HOLY SHIT!" "You scared the shit out of me!" "Come on." "Can we get out of here?" " Get it together." "I'm together, man!" "Dude, yeah." "Upstairs." "That's smart!" "Let's do that!" "Just, Paul... dude..." "Hey." "No, no." "Paul..." "Paul, Paul." "Nothing about this is right, bro." "Oh, this is fucked." "Yeah." "You're right." "This is fucked." "You do not tell me that light is going out right now." "Dude, I'm not Mark." "I don't know what the fuck." "FIX THE LIGHT." "I'm trying." "Fuck the light!" "Let's go!" "Dude, that's..." "I think..." "That's blood in there." "John, just stay with me." " Dude, I'm leaving." "You stay with me." "Come on." "Get in here." "Get in here." "No." "Paul, everything about this is wrong, bro." "It's not wrong." "This fuckin' light." "Dude, it's..." "John, this is what you've been pumping." "I'm doing this for you." "I've given you everything you want." "Look." "Let's just get out of here." "Okay?" "Can we do" "Fuck this light!" "This is your movie!" " FUCK THE MOVIE." "Okay?" "Fuck the movie!" "Will you turn that light on?" "!" "Wait." "(Creaking)" "OH SHIT!" "PAUL!" "(Gunshots)" "Behind you!" "OH SHIT." "OH MY GOD." "PAUL, COME ON!" "FUCK!" "PAUL, COME ON!" " JOHN, HELP ME!" "JOHN!" " FOLLOW ME, DUDE!" "JOHN!" "John!" "OH FUCK." "FUCK YOU!" "Oh shit." "Okay... okay." "(Incoherent rant)" "JJJOOOHHHNNN!" " Okay, okay." "Fuck." "I'm coming." "Paul?" "Paul, I'm coming to get you." "I'm coming to get you!" "Paul!" "Oh my god." "Dude." "Dude, where are you?" "Don't fuck with me." "Fuck." "(Babbling)" "(Clunking and shattering)" "JOHN!" "OH FUCK." "FUCK YOU!" "HOLY SHIT." "(Groaning)" "(Whimpering)" "Who's there?" "OH SHIT." "You're not an artist." "You're not an artist." "Oh fuck." "You're nothing to me." "WHAT THE FUCK." "Nothing." "(Whimpering)" "You make me sick." "You make me sick." "You." "Make." "Me." "Sick." "FUCK." "FUCK." "Who is it?" "Who is it?" "OH FUCK." "OH FUCK." "OH GOD, SOMEONE HELP!" "SOMEBODY HELP!" "Come on, John." "Don't be such a wimp now." "This is your moment in the spotlight." "This is what you always wanted, right?" "To be famous." "Sorry I can't help you with the rich part." "(Babbling)" "John." "Look over here." "(Hollow thud)" "OH FUCK." "You motherfucker." "John, John..." "We're just about to get the perfect shot." "I couldn't have done it without you." "Un-fucking-tie me." "What the fuck?" "I learned my lesson." "You know I can't do that, John." "Behind all great art lies great sacrifice." "This one's gonna be yours." "Don't be such a baby, John." "Most people live their entire lives in total obscurity." "You're going to be the star of my film." "It's time to make history." "Are you ready for your close-up?" "STOP!" "STOP, PLEASE." "STOP!" "Stop, please." "Please." "We can do this together." "Okay?" "We can do this together." "I..." "MY FOOTAGE!" "You can have all my footage!" "We'll make the movie together, man!" "I'll make you famous." "I swear." "I'm already famous, John." "The world just doesn't know it yet." "Please." "PLEASE!" "No don't." "John, stop being so weak and PATHETIC." "Look!" "Can't you see you're just like me?" "We're the same, man!" "We could do this together." "Call me unethical if you like, John, but I'm not gonna be sharing credit with you." "Or your dead colleagues." "You killed my fuckin' friends!" "OH FUCK." "No, no, just...!" "Look!" "Look!" "I'll give you final cut, man!" "And you can have all the fuckin' rights!" "I don't want a dollar!" "I will always have final cut." "John, I won't hurt you." "Not as long as you tell the audience why we're here." "I just..." "I just wanted to make a movie." "(Crunching)" "(Gurgling)" "(Crunching)" "(Beep)" "I don't understand what's the matter with you." "I just don't." "I've given you everything," "And is this all you can do for me?" "Is this it?" "Cut." "Print." "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Music)" "(Mechanical humming)" "(Mechanical humming)" "(Mechanical humming)" "(Mechanical humming)" "(Mechanical humming)" "(Mechanical humming)"