" I like being here with you." " Me too." " What was that?" " Nothing." " You dodged my kiss." " No." " And again!" " No, I..." "Ok, but if my friends were walking by, they would say something like "hey, get a room"!" "Or "Name the baby after me"!" "If your friends say that, they are clever, cause two guys can't have a baby." "We need a 7 seconds limit." "Like in high school." "No kiss longer than 7 seconds!" "See, not so terrible." "That's what you want?" "Hey, name the baby after me!" "I hope you're proud of yourself." "Nothing New" "Created by Maykel Stone" "Episode 6- The one with the kissing problem" "Isobel left Strasbourg a week ago." "And even if she said she would come back," "Arne decided to be our new therapist." "You're afraid of being gay?" "No, I just say it's gross to kiss in public." "Couple therapy?" "Your therapist is unavailable." "And I'm so bored that I read my spams." "So let me do it." "Well!" "You need to be "linked"." "What?" " It's about intimacy." " We're intimate." "Physically, yes." "But not morally." "Specialists say a good relation start with a wacky situation." "Take this for instance." "Oh no!" "I lost the key!" "How to go on a date, handcuffed to my best friend?" "That's comedy." "Couldn't know I actually really lost the key." "You're wearing that, today?" "You got better shirts." "Take your shower at your place!" "Johannes don't wanna come with me." "We should try to solve your problem." "Can't believe you made me go out with that!" "It's not really a problem." "He'll kiss me in public one day or another." "It's maybe something from his childhood." "You're insane!" "He maybe still like women." "Kissing you in public would mean he can't date a girl." "Girls are good to give birth." "They should die after." "Can't believe you said something like that..." "And it turns me on." "Ok, don't take it seriously." "But I'm sure you need some change." "Like what?" "Maybe a new apartment?" " I like it." " You wanna move?" "Everything is "yours" here." "I want something that could be "ours"." "Ok, we'll move." "It's your first step as a couple." " Not really the first." " Why?" "Before the break-up we wanted to live together." "But you didn't." "Now it's a big step." "And it's because of me!" "Sorry." "Hello." "No way!" "Seriously?" "How long has it been?" "Almost an hour." "Ok babe." "See you." "You have a nice relation with Heike." " Here we go." " No, he is nice." "And stays in touch with exes." "We were together only some months, and it was a good friend." "You cheated on me with him." "You said you were ok with it." " Talking, not flirting." " I didn't." "No... "Oh Heike, seriously babe"!" "If I laugh like that, kill me." "You should tell him your situation." "Which is?" "You should say, "Hey Heike, listen babe, I have a boyfriend"." " Why should I..." " "And he is all I want."" ""Beautiful, smart, sexy."" "And stupid." ""So no more calls or emails."" "Yeah, sure." "Hello?" "Heike, how are you?" "Why does he call?" "Tell him!" "Yes, he's next to me." "Tell him!" " He wanna talk to you." " Why?" "I don't know, he wanna meet you." " I don't want." " Tell him." " No!" " Take it!" "Hello?" "Nice to meet you!" "He's sweet." "A brunch, sunday?" "Ok." "Why did you break up?" "There is a tunnel, we have to go." "Why I broke up with him?" "Cause I love you." "Done!" "First couple problem solved with a hug." "It's a happy ending." "But we are still handcuffed." "You know these are trick handcuffs?" "I bought them at the Magic Store." "What?" "ENGLISH TRANSLATION Maykel Stone"