"Do ya know about the white monsters?" "There is a gear on their shoulder." "(Gear = Haguruma)" "Bud?" "(Bud = Hagoromo)" "No!" "HA-NU-RU-MA!" "(Gibberish) No!" "HA-NU-RU-MA!" "(Gibberish)" "Dharma?" "Oh well!" "Let's drink!" "ETERNAL FAMILY" "I won't charge for this." "ETERNAL FAMILY" "ETERNAL FAMILY" "Don't put that out!" "Oh flaring life!" "The fire is my heart." "Like the destruction of an old family." "Welcome!" "I have a perfect job for you right here..." "I really love this stuff!" "Nice to meat you." "I am NOT Francisco de Xavier (The first christian priest in Japan)" "Ben-San." "Isn't this a great opportunity?" "With that, I will be waiting." "Ah!" "I said it but I am not Xavier..." "Dad!" "Hi!" "I am Hanada Ben!" "Let me introduce my family!" "My older daughter Akiko" "Darling!" "She has been divorced, but..." "My dog Tamasaburo and my son..." "Michael!" "My oldest son Sasuke." "And my beloved wife!" "I'm A-ko!" "And then, my younger daughter Sae." "Hi!" "Show yourself!" "Hi!" "Show yourself!" "I'm Sae..." "This is my family!" "Sae, you really like pasta right?" "Let's cook it reeeeally good." "It's a little warm..." "Just to make sure..." "I will turn the switch off!" "I hate being cleaned!" "This even leaves everyone's hearts clean!" "Ahh..." "The sparkle of love." "All for me?" "Yes, all for you." "I can't do it." "The poor leek..." "Poor leek?" "It's yelling at me!" "Telling me to stop!" "I hear: "Cut me!"" "Cut?" "Yes!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "CUT!" "ETERNAL FAMILY" "This is so cool!" "Darling!" "I..." "I am so sorry!" "I really messed it up." "I thought that I was free to act as I wanted." "I will never do something like that again!" "Please just give me one more chance!" "But... for now..." "Why don't we do it just one more time?" "Please ask for some oxygen for me!" "What about gas for me?" "Eggs!" "Gas!" "No!" "Oxygen!" "TODAY'S DELIVERY FOR THE ETERNAL FAMILY" "Hey!" "Nice to meet you!" "I am Ben!" "ETERNAL FAMILY SHAPE UP!" "Our ratings went up that much?" "Help...!" "And, it's all because of me!" "Please help!" "I sorta broke the toilet!" "Hey, are you watching?" "Oh no!" "Help!" "Help!" "You're not just normal food right?" "Should we fry you up then?" "You want to do that?" "You say you're going to become a king?" "OK!" "Go!" "Is that OK Sae?" "Oh yes." "I am going to eat it anyway." "That should do it." "Huh...?" "Sasuke, did you see your mother's face?" "Don't be getting a big head pops!" "Is this what they call "family bonding"?" "Wh... what!" "Don't be so angry!" "What's wrong with it?" "Don't point yourself here!" "Wan!" "Wan!" "Wan!" "Wan!" "(Wan = bark in Japanese)" "Wan!" "Mmm!" "Faster!" "Give me a second." "Here?" "Unn..." "You got it just right!" "Yeah!" "I used to be faster when I was younger." "Yeah, you where really fast." "Yeah, I know ma'." "It will be done soon." "You will fine if you have this stuff." "It will be done soon." "Perfect!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "Gotta go!" "Ah!" "Michael?" "Why are you in there?" "Cold!" "Hot!" "— I need toilet paper!" "— Hot!" "Hot!" "— I need toilet paper!" "— Hot!" "Hot!" "Toilet paper!" "Isn't the food a little moist?" "I guess so." "I must have added too much water." "Michael!" "Your food is getting cold!" "Mom, there is no toilet paper!" "So, the toilet is plugged and everyone is getting flooded out." "There is no drain to deal with all this water." "So, the toilet is plugged and everyone is getting flooded out." "There is no drain to deal with all this water." "Everyone seems to be on some weird high so please do something to help!" "Something is coming!" "EXIT" "ENTRANCE" "YOSHI TV" "Michael!" "Got ya!" "Darling!" "Chicken!" "Who..." "Who are you?" "That does for you too!" "Who are you?" "I'm Michael!" "On top of that..." "Where are we?" "Shut up!" "It's broken!" "You're right!" "It's no good!" "What if you call it in?" "It's no good!" "What if you call it in?" "Yes!" "We have been showing re-runs!" "Sorry for the inconvenience!" "Camera 29 is now on-line!" "CAMCORDER (BEN)" "What is this?" "It's really messed up." "Oh this!" "It's from that show "The Eternal Family"." "Ah!" "It is!" "This is great!" "Wow!" "What's up with all these people?" "Where is my darling?" "Pops, what's that thing over there?" "That's a television tower." "Then..." "What's that?" "Err..." "A place that sells partnership." "Is that me?" "Michael!" "That's me!" "Everyone is there!" "What's up with that?" "I thought I've seen you somewhere." "Sae-chan?" "You have some business with me?" "She really uses her doll to talk." "It's just like on TV." "This means..." "What's up with this!" "Hey!" "Let me use that!" "The phone seems busy." "So it's terrible but the whole family got away." "So..." "If you find "The Eternal Family" we will give you 2 million yen." "So we are asking all that are watching to look for them!" "If you find them we will give you 2 million yen per family member." "We are waiting for your information!" "Are they serious?" "I really want 2 million." "Are they serious?" "I really want 2 million." "Idiot!" "It's not like we can find them that eas..." "Michael!" "More!" "OK!" "Just a sec." "This means..." "My family is in trouble!" "Hey!" "It's 2 million!" "No way!" "How did it go?" "It was no good." "How did it go?" "It was no good." "There sure are a lot of stars." "If you're looking for stars..." "Then I can make some myself." "Amazing." "What was that?" "A shooting star." "Darling... where... where are you?" "Hey!" "Stop it!" "My 2 million yen..." "Darling!" "Oh!" "2 million!" "Darling!" "HOT!" "This was is OK." "It's starting to rain Sae!" "Rain?" "Get her!" "Ah..." "Huh?" "Where did she go?" "Hmm..." "I was just getting bored, too." "It's a white out!" "I can't see a thing." "How are things there?" "It will be raining all day but tomorrow should be sunny!" "It's probably better to wait then try to make a move." "Was it really a good idea to re-start broadcasting with this?" "Oxygen!" "Mom!" "There is a place to buy medicine here!" "HOOYA'S PHARMACY" "This is no good mom!" "At this rate..." "I know!" "Just don't talk and keep on bailing!" "This is no good mom!" "At this rate..." "I know!" "Just don't talk and keep on bailing!" "Umm..." "I'm fired right?" "There is no show without all the members of the family." "But, you did well..." "There is no show without all the members of the family." "But, you did well..." "Y..." "Yeah!" "It was just my love...!" "I know!" "Y..." "Yeah!" "It was just my love...!" "I know!" "Take a look at that." "It's not like we are just sitting back and waiting!" "How are we supposed to catch them like this?" "Woof!" "The girl is in this house?" "Yeah!" "OK!" "Got ya!" "There she is with a crab!" "CRAB HELL" "On top of the crab!" "CRAB HELL" "On top of the crab!" "I am so tired." "But you did well." "No one can follow us here." "Got ya!" "How is it?" "I can't hear any sign of them yet..." "No!" "If you listen close... see?" "They are close!" "You guys where gathered up by us for use in an urgent project." "You guys are only family within the TV show." "That's a lie" "If it's a lie or not you should really ask the man you know as your father:" "Ben." "Sae, Welcome back!" "Gotta... go." "THE TOILET IS THIS WAY" "Mom!" "A toilet!" "There is a toilet over there!" "OK!" "They are moving in your direction." "Perfect!" "Knock, knock!" "Knock, knock!" "Fox-Knock, knock!" "Knock, knock!" "Miss Fox?" "Hi!" "I'm Candy!" "Nice to meet you!" "Who are you?" "Where..." "Where are you...?" "Darling?" "Yes!" "They are here!" "Tamasaburo!" "With this all of the family is gathered!" "Oh happy day!" "Look!" "Even the wall is this clea..." "AHH!" "Stars?" "I really want to see the stars again." "Well it looks like we have to start all over again." "Looks like it..." "You mean we can't go on as they are?" "I really don't want to use the brainwashing machine but we have to make them forget the outside world." "What you wanted was a loving family wasn't it?" "Loving family... ?" "The family wants to eat beans..." "Let them come and eat..." "Umm..." "Are you OK?" "The family wants to eat beans..." "Let them come and eat..." "Umm..." "Are you OK?" "Isn't there anything I can do to make them free?" "What's wrong?" "No..." "Way..." "Did you see them?" "No!" "This is bad!" "Damn it!" "What are they doing?" "How is the searching going?" "More importantly..." "What's up with the head of this station?" "The family wants beans!" "I am fired... right?" "Really?" "If you look you can tell!" "You in between jobs?" "Well, how about a smoke?" "I lost both my job and my family..." "But, this is probably for the best." "What is?" "A-ko!" "Sae!" "Where are you?" "Sasuke!" "Michael!" "Tamasaburo!" "Akiko!" "Hey!" "Where are you all?" "Original subtitles:" "APNF"