" That's a bold move." " I live on the edge." "Nice work, dumb-ass." "I've given thought to moving off the edge." "Not an ideal location." " Make it a place in the middle." " A toast!" "Toast!" "Quiet!" "Shut up!" "I'm..." "I got words." "I'm saying, this is an auspicious day." "We all know what day it is." "Suspicious." "What day is it?" "A glorious day for all the proud members of the allied planets." "Unification Day!" " Yeah." " Yeah." "The end of the scumbag Independents and the dawn of a new galaxy." "Yeah!" "Captain." "Just feel the need for another drink." "What month is it?" "Hey, you gonna drink to the Alliance with me?" "Six years today, the Alliance sent the browncoats running pissing their pants." "You know, your coat is kind of a brownish color." "It was on sale." "You didn't toast." "You know, I'm thinking you're one of them Independents." "I'm thinking you weren't burdened with an overabundance of schooling." "Why don't we just ignore each other till we go away?" "The Independents were a bunch of cowardly, inbred piss pots." "Should've been killed off of every world spinning." "Share that to my face." "I said, you're a coward and a piss pot." " Now, what are you gonna do about it?" " Nothing." "I wanted you to face me so she could get behind you." "Drugs are so cute." " Jayne." " Hey, I didn't fight no war." "Best of luck, though." "Fine." "Let's do this." "Wash, we got some local color happening." "A grand entrance would not go amiss." "Is Jayne even awake?" "There's just an acre of you fellows, isn't there?" "This is why we lost, you know." "Superior numbers." "Thanks for the reenactment, sir." "Hey, hey, them ain't kosherized rules." "I'm thinking somebody needs to put you down, dog." "What do you think?" "I'm thinking we'll rise again." "Every man there, go back inside or we will blow a new crater in this little moon." "Damn yokels can't even tell a transport ship ain't got no guns on it." ""Blow a new crater in this moon"." "My thanks, Wash." " Nice save, as always." " A pleasure." " And how are our passengers?" " They're fine." "So, what happened?" "Was there a terrible brawl?" " There was." " Are you getting my wife into trouble?" "What...?" "I didn't start it." "Just wanted a quiet drink." "Funny how you always find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar..." "This is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety." "Breaks a heart." "Did we at least make a contact?" "Ladies and menfolk, we have ourselves a job." "Take us out of the world, Wash." "We got us some crime to be done." "River." "River, it's okay." "It's me." "You know who I am?" "Simon." "Were you dreaming?" " Did you dream about the Academy?" " It's not relevant." "If you can talk about what happened there..." "I know it's hard, but the more I know, the faster you'll get better." "This isn't home." "No." "No, we can't go home." "If we go home, they'll just send you back to the Academy." "This is safer now." "We're on a ship." "Mid-bulk transport." "Standard radian accelerator core, class code 03-K64." " Firefly." " Well, that's something." "I can't even remember all that." " You need a weave on that?" " It's nothing." "I expect there's someone's face feels differently." "They tell you, never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious." "I suppose so." "So the fight didn't draw any attention?" "No Feds." "Just an honest brawl between folk." "None of us want the Alliance on us, doctor." "That's why you're here." "I thought I was here because you needed a medic." "Well, not today." "Mal." ""Bad" in the Latin." " Shepherd Book." " Captain." "How's the girl?" "Still a little whimsical in the brain pan." "Seems calm enough, though." " That young man's very brave." " Yeah." "He's my hero." "He gave up everything to free his sister from that place." "Go from being a doctor on the central planets to hiding on the fringes of the system." " There's not many would do that." " I suppose not." "There's not many would take him in, either." "Why did you?" "Same reason I took you onboard, Shepherd." "I need the fare." "Neither of us can pay a tenth of what your crew makes on one of your jobs." "Are you referring to our legitimate business enterprises?" "I'm wondering why a man so anxious to fly under Alliance radar would house known fugitives." "The Alliance had her in that institution for a purpose, whatever it was." "And they will want her back." "You're not overly fond of the boy." "So why risk it?" "Because it's the right thing to do." "Oh, would you look at this." "Kaylee!" "I'm wondering if you know why you're doing it." "What about you?" "How come you're flying about with us brigands?" "Shouldn't you be off bringing religiosity to the fuzzy-wuzzies or some such?" "Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here." "If I'm your mission, Shepherd, best give it up." "You're welcome on my boat." "God ain't." "Where the hell's that girl?" " Do you want me to put it up?" " No, that's okay." "You have such lovely hair." "I'm sure the doctor would agree." "Who, Simon?" "He's much too..." "I mean, I'm just..." " Do you think it looks better up?" " We could experiment." "We might even get wild later and wash your face." "You ever do this for your clients?" "Very occasionally." "Not all of them have enough hair to get a brush through." "Have you ever had to service a really hideous client?" "With boils and the like?" "A companion chooses her own clients." "That's Guild law." "But physical appearance doesn't matter so terribly." "You look for compatibility of spirit." "There's an energy about a person that's difficult to hide." "You try to feel that..." "Then you try to feel the energy of their credit account." "It has a sort of aura." "What did I say to you about barging in?" " That it was manly and impulsive?" " Yes, precisely." "Only the exact phrase I used was, "Don't"." "You're holding my mechanic enthralled." "Kaylee, what's going on in the engine room?" "Were there monkeys?" "Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?" "I rewired the graph thrust." "Somebody won't replace that compression coil." "Get the place squared away." "It's dangerous in there." "And I ain't paying you to get your hair played at." "We work before we play." " You're servicing crew now?" " In your lonely, pathetic dreams." "What do you want?" " May have a job." " Congratulations." "On a decently civilized planet where I could screen some respectable clients?" "Respectable clients, that seems a contradiction." "Don't start." "There's..." "We haven't got a location yet." "We'll be landing on a skyplex in a bit, run by a fellow called Niska." " Never heard of him." " Well, I have." "While we're there, you'll stay confined to the ship." "Is the petty criminal ashamed to be riding with a companion?" "This guy has a very unlovely rep." "He's got work for me, fine." "But I don't..." "I'm not sure you'd be safe." "Mal, if you're being a gentleman, I may die of shock." " Have you got time to do my hair?" " Out." "Is fine." "Crow, they can come in." " And Malcolm Reynolds is which?" " I'm Capt. Reynolds." " My first mate Zoe." "This is Jayne." " Very nice." "I am Adelai Niska." "You have seen Crow." "He loves to stand at the door to say, "Boo"." "We got word you might have a job for us." "Yes." "Yes, an exciting job." "A train has something I need." " You have worked a train before?" " We did a few." "Are you going to ask me what it is I need?" "As a rule, no." "Yes, good." "You have reputation." ""Malcolm Reynolds gets it done," is the talk." "Well, glad to hear that." "You know what is reputation?" "Is people talking, is gossip." "I also have reputation not so pleasant, I think you know." "Crow." "Now, for you, my reputation is not from gossip." "You see this man?" "He does not do the job." "I show you what I do with him and now my reputation for you is fact." "Is solid." "You do the train job for me then you are solid." "No more gossip." "Right." "Oh, you do not like I kill this man." "Oh, no, I'm sure he was a very bad person." "My wife's nephew." "At dinner, I'm getting earful." "There is no way out of that." "So..." "Oh, the train job." "Come in." "Here, in fifth car, two boxes." "Alliance goods." "You don't mind the taking from Alliance, I think, from your reputation." "You get on train at Hancock headed for Paradiso." "You take boxes off before you reach Paradiso and deliver to Crow here." "Half money now, Crow give you other half at rendezvous point." "Anything goes wrong, then your reputation only gossip and things between us not so solid." "Yes?" " How long till we hit Paradiso?" " 20 minutes." "We should be in the foothills in five." "Let's get to work." "He's a psycho, you know." "Niska." "He's not the first psycho to hire us, nor the last." "You think that's a commentary on us?" "I have an image of a guy hanging from the ceiling." "I got an image of it not being me." "Let's do the thing." "Hi." "Shepherd." "Good day." "So how do you think it's going?" " The caper?" "Mal knows what he's doing." "How long have you known him?" "I've been on the ship eight months now." "I'm not certain I'll ever actually know the captain." "I'm surprised a respectable companion would sail with this crew." "It's not always this sort of work." "They take the jobs they can get, even legitimate ones." "The further from the central planets, the harder things are." "This is part of it." "I wish I could help." "I mean, I don't want to help..." "Not "help" help." "Not with the thieving, but..." "I do feel awfully useless." "You could always pray they make it back safely." "I don't think the captain would much like me praying for him." "Don't tell him." "I never do." "Go on." "Straight through." "Keep moving." "Sir, is there some information we might maybe be lacking as to why there's an entire Fed squad sitting on this train?" " It doesn't concern us." " It kind of concerns me." "They're not protecting the goods." "If they were, they wouldn't let people past." " Think that changes the situation a bit?" " I surely do." "It makes it more fun." "Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing." "Come on." "We stick to the plan." "We get the goods." "We're on Serenity before the train reaches Paradiso." "Only now we do it under the noses of 20 trained Alliance Feds." "And that makes them look all manner of stupid." "This job I would pull for free." " Can I have your share?" " No." " Lf you die, can I have your share?" " Yes." "Hey." "Oh, hey, doctor." "You really should just call me Simon." "Oh, I'll do that then." "So what are we doing?" " Oh, crime." "Crime?" "Good." " Okay, crime." " It's a train heist." "You see, we fly over the train car, the captain and Zoe sneak in we lower Jayne onto the car, and they bundle up the booty and we haul them all back up." "Easy as lying." " They've done this before?" " Hell, no." "But I think it's gonna work." "The captain gengish when it comes to plans." "Is there anything I can...?" "Something I should be doing?" "Staying the hell out of everyone's way." "No call to be snappy." "Are you about to jump onto a moving train?" " The captain ain't around." "I'm in charge." " Since when?" "Just because Mal says you're medic, don't make you part of the crew." "Just play at figuring what's wrong with that sister of yours till we call for you." "Right." "You shouldn't be so rude to him." " Because he's all rich and fancible?" " He's not rich." "The Alliance crashed his accounts when he snuck out his sister." "Yeah, we could all be rich if we handed her back." " You're not even thinking that." " Mal is." " That's not funny." " He ain't stupid." "Why would he take on trouble like those two if there weren't no profit in it?" "Captain's got a move he ain't made yet." "You'll see." "Time for some thrilling heroics." "Niska's sources better be good." "Shining." "Find the cargo." "All hail the great Alliance." "Aha!" "Fifteen seconds." " Go!" " Go." "Go now!" "Come on." " Where are the others?" " They shot my gorram leg." "Are they still on the train?" "Are they gonna be okay?" "Everybody off!" "Come on, everybody off!" "Our man didn't get a look." "Well, jeez, can someone find out what they took?" "Keep those people together." "Quiet them down." "It's medicine, sir." "All of the supplies." "They stole the gorram medicine?" "We been waiting..." " All of it?" " Every ounce." "God help us." "Son of a bitch." " What's the fuss?" " All network alert." "Cargo theft." "Medical shipment lifted off a train en route to Paradiso." "Six crates of Pescaline D. That will get you a tidy fortune on the black market." "Tag it received." "Bounce it back." "Locals can deal with it." "Sir, there is a regiment holding in Paradiso." "They were headed to the installation." "Then get them back on the train." "Who's holding them there?" "The sheriff requested we deploy if you'd help..." "These are federal marshals, not local narcotic hounds." "They've got better things to do." "So do we." "Gorram it, let's get us moving." "Now, I'm not finished." " This ain't the rendezvous spot." " It is now." " Niska's people are not partial to waiting." " Let them read a magazine." "We don't make the sale until Mal and Zoe are back." "These are stone killers." "They ain't cuddly." "I'm not flying anywhere without my wife." "She'll be okay." "She's with the captain." "There, you see." "Everybody wins." "Doc, I need a pop to quiet this pain some." "All right, but what about the authorities?" "We're sitting here with stolen Alliance goods." "Won't they look for us?" "They buzz this canyon, we'll hear them before they see us." " We're good..." "They'll never stop." "They'll just keep coming until they get back what you took." "Two by two hands of blue." "Two by two hands of blue." "How about you shut that crazy mouth?" "Is that a fun game?" "I'm in charge." "I'm telling you how it works." "We don't get the goods to Niska, he'll make meat pies out of us." "I ain't walking into that." "Is this Adelai Niska you're talking about?" "Now, how would a shepherd know a name like that?" "As I've heard it, he made a deal with the captain." "If the captain's not there to finish it, if Niska finds out he's being held and may speak as to who hired him I think we're better off being a little late." " This is a nightmare." " Nothing points to us yet, sir." "That ain't what I'm talking about." "Whatever happens, remember I love you." "Sir?" " Because you're my wife." " Right, sir." "Honey." "Car three, row twelve." "Mr. And Mrs. Raymond?" "Can you tell us what's going on?" "We've been here for so long." " Did someone on the train get killed?" " No, no, no, nothing like that." "Says there your fare's paid for by a third party?" "My uncle." "It was a wedding gift." "Wedding gift." " Spending your honeymoon in Paradiso?" " Actually, we're here looking for work." "That right?" "My uncle said he knew a Joey Bloggs out here." "Said he might have an opening." "Thought we'd try our luck." "You a miner by trade?" "Either of you?" "Not really." "Haven't seen many folk choose this life weren't born to it." "Well, work is real scarce for a couple just starting out." "How come there's so many sick here?" "Bowden's Malady." " You know what that is?" " An affliction of the bone and muscle." " Degenerative." " Very." "Every planet that's been terraformed for human life has its own little quirks." "Turns out the air down underground mixed up with the ore processors perfect recipe for Bowden's." "Everybody gets it." "Miners, dumpers." "Hell, I got it, and I ain't ever set foot in a mine." " But it's treatable." " There's medicine." "Pescaline." "You can live like a person if you get it regular but our shipment got stole right off the train you was riding in." "Which is why you won't be seeing a parade in town today." "Stolen?" "Didn't I see an entire regiment of fine, young Alliance Federals on the train?" "You did." "Same regiment let their medicine get swiped from under their noses then took off for their own camp without so much as a whoopsy daisy." "That sounds like the Alliance." "Unite all the planets so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally." "Alliance ain't much use to us out here on the border planets." "But they didn't steal the medicine." "I ever find those people, they ain't ever gonna see the inside of a jail." "I'm just gonna toss them in a mine and let them breathe deep for the rest of their lives." "Can't argue with that." "You mind telling me when it was you last spoke to Joey Bloggs?" " Never did myself." " Right." "Your uncle." "And it was indicated to you that Joey had an opening?" "Any job would do." "It's funny your uncle never mentioned the Bowden's problem or that Joey Bloggs ate his own gun about eight months back." "Did he?" "Yep." "Blew the back of his head right off." "So would his job be open?" "We waited long enough." "Let's get this bird in the air." " No way." " You really should sit down." "We can't leave the captain and Zoe." "They ain't coming." "We can't get them." "They're done." "Fire it up." " What's going on?" " We're taking off." " We're not." "Captain would do the same." " Not in a million years." " Listen to me..." "Know what the chain of command is?" "It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command." "Now, we're finishing this deal." "Then maybe we'll come back for those morons that got themselves caught." "You can't change that by getting all bendy." " All what?" "You got the light from the console to keep you..." "Lift you up." "Oh, they shine like little angels." " Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?" " I told him to sit down." "You doped him." "It was supposed to kick in a good deal sooner." "I just didn't feel comfortable with him in charge." "I hope that's all right." "So how do we get the others?" "If Jayne was right about them not making contact they got pinched getting off that train." "We can't just waltz in and pull them out." "Someone respectable enough might be able to." " What the hell...?" " Don't you dare speak to me." "Sheriff, I want this man bound by law at once." " That's assuming he hasn't been already." " No one's been bound." "Not yet." "Thank God you stopped them." "Did you think you could access my accounts and I wouldn't find you?" "And, Zoe, what would your husband say if he knew you were here?" "I was weak." " So I take it they ain't newlyweds." " Hardly." "Malcolm's my indentured man with three years left in his debt." "I imagine we'll have to add another six months after this little adventure." "You'll have to pardon them." "Don't think one of them's ever seen a registered companion before." " I apologize for my manner." "Oh, not a bit." "Should I contact my ship?" "Do you need to hold them much longer?" "Looks to me like we're about done here." "We had some unrelated trouble." "His story had kind of an odor to it." "Yes." "It's not the only thing about him that does." "Thank you very much, sheriff." "Come along." "That's a hell of a lady." " Her files were all in order?" " I read them twice." "All right." "Let's get started with the rest then." " Hey." "How'd it go?" " She hit me." "We tried to get him into the infirmary." "He's just heavy." " Engine's running." "We're good to go." " We're not going." " Not what?" "Not why?" " We're bringing the cargo back." "What?" "What do you mean "back"?" "I waited for you guys." "What are you talking about?" "What about Niska?" "Won't this put him in a killing mood?" " Others need this more." " Let's get it on the mule." " My shuttle's faster." " You risked enough flying in there once." "I don't want to get slapped around no more." "We'll explain to Niska that the job went south when we return the money." "If you want to explain, now's your chance." "You didn't make the rendezvous." "We ran into a few complications." "You are thinking of taking Mr. Niska's money and his property maybe." "Interestingly, neither." " I don't understand." " Yeah, look, here's what it is." "Deal's off." "We changed our minds." "You entered into an arrangement with Mr. Niska." " There is no mind-changing." " That's where you're wrong." "We just can't take this job, so you just relax." "We'll get you the money Niska gave us, you return it to him, we'll call it even." "There is no even." "Is that right?" "Nice shot." "I was aiming for his head." "We'll have to drag them from here." "Leave them just off the street notify the sheriff once we're in deep, deep space." "Why not tell him in person?" "Got word of a ship not far out." "Came looking." "Didn't expect to find you coming back." "Didn't expect to be coming." "Nothing missing." "You were truthful back in town." "These are tough times." "A man can get a job he might not look too close at what that job is." "But a man who learns all the details of a situation like ours, well then he has a choice." "I don't believe he does." "Let's get these crates back to town." "Make ourselves useful." "Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance." "You bring it back to him, tell him the job didn't work out." "We're not thieves." "But we are thieves." "The point is, we're not taking what's his." "We'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in." "You explain that's best for everyone, okay?" "Keep the money." "Use it to buy a funeral." "It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly." "I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade." "Darn." "This is all the money..." "Oh, I got it." "I'm good." "Best thing for everyone." "I'm right there with you." " You should've let me do this sooner." " I've had plenty worse." "It's just..." "Ow!" " Sorry." " Just be careful." "Pretty fast thinking, doping up Jayne." " Can't say you made a lifetime friend." " I'll deal with him." "Yeah, I'm not too worried about you." "How's your sister?" "The same." "In one moment, she seems perfectly cogent." "The next she speaks nonsense." "It's like a child." "So difficult to diagnose." "I still don't know what the government was trying to do with her." "So I have no idea if they succeeded." "Hands of blue." "Two by two hands of blue." " Sorry to keep you waiting." "There's..." " We're not interested." "We're here about a theft." "The medicine on that planet." "Word came up that was returned." "We didn't fly 86 million miles to track down a box of Band-Aids, colonel." "We're looking for a girl." "This girl."