"Previously on "Charmed" ..." "I'm the new teacher." "Buddy, we're not gonna a let a demon or an ex-demon teach at magic school." "Magic school's protected." "It's okay." "Give it your best shot." "We both know that the Elders are not gonna be easy on you." "Well, when you change the world, you gotta expect consequences." "You know the deal I made that made me human?" "At the end of it, I gotta die." "How long do you have?" "Two weeks." "So the wizard didn't realize the weight of the books, and after he put them on the shelves, they blew up everywhere, and he had to reconjure the entire library magically." "But because he was a wizard, it only took him a couple of minutes." "Yeah, it's a cute story, huh?" "The first ..." "couple thousand times you tell it." "Excuse me?" "Nothing." "So that's pretty much the bulk of the tour." "Would you like to know anything else about the facilities, the students, teachers?" "Boy!" "That was swingin'!" " Hi." " Hi." "This is Professor Drake." "Ah ... this is April, one of the students who's applying." "Oh." "Salutations." "How do you do?" "Hello." "Drake is our visiting lecturer on advanced magical compositions." "In this case, magical ... musical compositions." "That's the use of meter and tempo in spell casting and conjuring." "Oh!" "The troll is here." "Why don't we see if he'll dance for us?" "Come on." "Hey, you, put them down!" "All of 'em." "Wow." "Will I get to take his class?" "Sure, why not?" "Yeah, actually, Professor Drake is going to be going on sabbatical in about a week." "Oh!" "That's right." "I forgot about that little wrinkle." "But with eager minds and the power of magic, "'tis mid-summer madness all the time."" "Now, if you'll excuse me ..." "I gotta cut in." "CHARMED 715" " Show Ghouls" "They'll burn!" "They'll burn!" "You don't understand." "They're trapped!" "We're all trapped!" "I don't want to hurt anybody." "They're all trapped!" "No, no, listen!" "I don't want to hurt nobody, but I need somebody to listen to me!" "We need help." "We need help." "We need " "You don't understand." "You don't understand -- the fire." "Don't move, pal." "You're under arrest." "We gotta help Marie!" "Just calm down, Buddy." "Come on." "Everything's gonna be okay." "No!" "No, it won't." "You don't understand the fire." "You've got a let me go so I can get help!" "They're going to burn." "They're going to burn!" "Take it easy." "Take it easy." "Watch your head." "Get out!" "Oh, my god!" "Uh ... rain gear for the kids?" "Yes" "Camera and film?" "Of course." "Extra room for my ..." "Pattini?" "... Pattini." "Shoes." "It's not a vacation in Italia if you don't have new shoes." "What's the matter?" "I don't know." "I guess I still don't think this is such a good idea." "Why not?" "In Hong Kong, we'll buy you some suits or bootleg DVDs or ... something." "It's not the shopping." "It's this whole ..." ""World Vacation" thing." "I just think we should stay here and wait for the Elders' decision on me." "Absolutely not." "That's precisely why we should be going." "Look, we're all together." "We deserve a vacation." "And we're not gonna sit around and wait for the other pattini to drop, so that's that." "We're going." "But what about the travel and the cost?" "Oh, for god's sakes, Leo." "We're orbing." "Okay, well, uh, what about Phoebe and Paige?" "What about them?" "Well, they made us this big send-off dinner last night ..." "Oh, please." "They ordered pizza." "Right." "And we're not helping with the cleanup." "Wow." "If that's the best you got, you really do need a vacation." "But " "Arresto!" "Look, Phoebe and Paige just remade the world." "I think they can handle the kitchen." "Now, unless you have any more objections ..." "Eh!" "Wyatt, venite qui." "Leaning Tower of Pisa, here we come." "I know, but at least why can't we just do the interview here?" "You know, kinda like an "Ask Phoebe at home" thing." "Oh, yeah, the place looks great!" "Yeah, call them." "I'll hold on." "That sounds exciting." "I guess." "What do you mean?" "You have Cosmo profiling you." "That would be great any time." "Sheesh." "I know." "But I still wanna make the most out of my day." "Phoebe, you asked to meet me here at, mmm ... 8:22." "That's not making the most of your day." "That's some sort of weird OCD thing." "What's going on?" "I don't know." "Maybe meeting Drake and realizing what little time he has left has made me want to make the most of the time I have left?" "You know, time's a-wasting." "Hmm." "Yeah, well, at least you're not wasting all your time at magic school." "Yeah, Elise, I'm still here." "Oh, they can move it?" "That's perfect." "Just as long as the shoot's over by 3:00, 'cause I'm speaking at city college." "I'll be there in like twenty-five minutes." "Sheesh, woman." "You're a machine." "Every moment counts." "Can you do me a favor and help me get this place cleaned up by two?" "Great, thank you." "Hey, Darryl, how you doing?" "Gotta go." "Hey, hold on a second." "I need your help." "Hi, Paige." "I was afraid you were gonna say that." "What's the matter?" "I'm not sure, but I've been around you guys long enough to know when something is not right." "What do you mean, something magically wrong?" "I don't know what else it can be." "Listen, I'm on the clock, so you gotta speed this up a little." "Okay, my friend Mike -- my mentor, actually." "He's the one that brought me into the force " "I think that ... he might be, uh ..." "you know, possessed, maybe." "He's not crazy." "I don't care what anybody says." "Mike would not hurt a fly." "Whoa, whoa, wait." "Back up to the possessed thing, please." "Well, since Mike retired, he's been working at this jewelry store as security on Market, and lately, he's been having these, uh ..." "episodes." "What kind of episodes?" "Well, they've been happening more and more frequently lately until yesterday when he just snapped." "He started waving his gun around, talking about he's gonna die in some terrible fire at Cabaret Fantome." "I haven't heard of that place." "Look ..." "I haven't asked you guys for help like this before." "Okay." "Well, if I move my staff meeting to 11:00 and my 1:00 to 1:30, I should be able to help you right now." "So I will check the archives for the club," "Paige, you go with Darryl and check out this Mike guy, and we'll meet back here at, like, I don't know -- 1:10." "I need--I need somebody to listen to me!" "I don't have much time!" "You understand?" "I don't have much time!" "You see what I mean?" "Doesn't seem demonic." "Not demonic?" "I'm telling you, he doesn't know who I am." "He acts like he doesn't even know who he is." "He just mostly seems afraid and panicky." "All right." "Here goes." "Hi." "I, uh " "Marie!" "No, I'm Paige." "Who's Marie?" "My fiancee." "She's trapped, too." "Trapped where?" "At the club with everybody else." "Cabaret Fantome?" "Yes!" "Yes, you know it?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah!" "You believe me?" "!" "Just relax, Mike " "No!" "My name is George." "I keep telling you that." "We're all gonna die." "Don't you understand that?" "Huh?" "If that's not possession, what is it?" ""Cabaret Fantome Deadly Fire." Maybe Darryl's friend isn't so crazy after all." "It seems that the Count's club was the biggest, most corrupt in the city ... right until it burned down, killing everyone inside." "Okay, but why would the Count set the fire in the club only to die in it himself?" "I don't know." "Maybe he couldn't get out fast enough?" "Maybe we should talk to George." "George." "Who's George?" "If I'm right, he's somebody who died in the fire." "I think he's a spirit that's possessed Mike, and he's crying out for help." "Yeah, why would he need help?" "The fire happened over a hundred years ago." "Help from the pain of being a lost soul, perhaps?" "Paige asked me to do a little ..." "research in between classes." ""Possessions, confessions and ghostly obsessions." "A demon's guide to everything magical."" "Yeah." "I used to sell these things lair to lair." "Talk about a tough item to move ..." "Budda-bump-buh." ""Lost souls are spirits of the dead unable to move on because of spiritual confusion"?" "That's when souls die a violent death together -- the fires of Gomorrah, the flood, Pompeii ..." "I would step back." "Book likes to show off a little --don't you?" "What the hell " "Uh, don't be afraid." "It's simply illustrating a point that when souls die at once, the good ones can't move on because the bad ones are holding them back and vice versa." "They're lost." "They're stuck in their respective afterlives, unaware of their tragic fate." "It's ... really sad, actually." "Okay, but if they're unaware, how are we supposed to help George?" "We can't." "Unless we enter his world and find out which one of those bad souls is holding him back." "Excuse me?" "Well, the spell would get us there, but I'm not gonna tell you what it is unless you take me." "Wait -- us?" "Come on." "How many chances do we have to go back to the 1890s?" "Yeah, it's not going to the 1890s that's the problem." "It's getting back from the 1890s." "Don't you worry there, little lady." "The spell will only keep us with the souls until the moment they become lost." "In this case, it's when the fire begins." "Okay, well, how do we free George?" "I don't know." "We wing it." "Uh, okay." "I don't know." "I'm gonna go check out some other things." "Well, you don't have to go." "But you do." "I can't." "I have an interview today." "Oh, come on." "Interview schminterview." "How does an interview weigh in against the fate of an innocent?" "And if we are to help, then your premonition skills could prove essential ... and it is the next logical step in our whirlwind romance." "What whirlwind romance?" "The one we'd be having if we had time." "Come on, I don't have long to live.I'm dying here." "A soul needs your help." "So what do you say?" "Are you sure this is the place?" "It says here it's where the cabaret used to be." "A vacant lot after a hundred and six years?" "It's probably haunted." "Or better yet, cursed." "Cool." "Let's go." "Is there a special reason we can't do this from home?" "Yeah, the closer we are to where the souls were lost, the better chance we have of finding the exact one we're looking for." "Excuse me." "The safety first." "What " "What are you doing?" "Getting comfortable." "What else?" "You don't want my body ... slumped in the front seat." "It's too conspicuous." "Phoebe, living isn't about tasks." "It's about living." "So Paige, you'll make sure Elise bumps my interview two hours?" "I'm all over it." "And we will be back before two hours?" "Yeah." "We'll return just when the fire begins." "Which, based on what you said about George, seems imminent." "Free our souls from their shells, see where the lost spirits dwell long enough to find their pain, quick enough to return again." "Oh, my ..." "This is ..." "Fantastic." "You look stunning." "Why, thank you." "You don't look so bad yourself." "Why, thank you very much." "So ...what do we do now?" "We mingle." "Ladies, please." "Toulouse, who the hell is that?" "Um ... never seen 'em before, boss." "Nor have I. Find out who they are." "Pardon us." "So all of these people are stuck in some, like, ghostly limbo as if the fire never happened?" "It happened, all right, otherwise ..." "they wouldn't be here." "All right, keep your eyes in your socket, buddy." "We're here for George, remember?" "That doesn't mean we can't enjoy ourselves." "Come on, it's 1899." "You may not remember, but, boy, I do." "What, the Gilded Age?" "It's a time when everyone t life couldn't possibly get any better." "There was culture, science, there was art, there was peace and romance." "Everything was a celebration." "This is a celebration?" "Everyone's dead, just like " "George!" "George!" "What did you do to him?" "I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about." "Don't lie to me." "I saw him over here talking to you, and now he's gone." "What can I say?" "He likes my cards." "Still, I don't know where he is." "Now, if you will excuse me ..." "E-excuse me." "I couldn't help but overhearing." "Do you know George?" "Who are you?" "Uh, that doesn't matter." "But what does matter is that George came to us for help." "About the fire." "What fire?" "What are you talking about?" "I don't have time for this." "Wait -- she doesn't know about the fire either?" "That's because it hasn't happened yet." "Not as far as she's concerned, as far as they're all concerned." "Huh?" "Don't you see?" "They're doomed to repeat the last few hours over and over again in a never-ending loop." "Oh, that's just terrible." "What could possibly cause such a thing?" "What ... or who?" "Well?" "Well, they're not the law." "I don't know where they came from." "I'm more interested in how they got in, and if they're my way out." "What do you mean?" "Toulouse, what if I was to tell you that everyone in this room has been living the same life for over a hundred years, like rats on a wheel, only nobody knows it but me?" "And what if, no matter what anybody did, no matter how hard they tried, there was absolutely no way out, and all drinking and gambling, the girls ... what if they didn't mean squat." "What if -- and you'll love this " " I told you that it was going to be like that forever?" "Forever." "What would you say then?" "Well, um ..." "would I get to keep my tips?" "Hm." "Bring me a scotch." "Champagne for the lady and a cigar for the gentleman." "I want them to be comfortable when I meet them." "Yes, sir." "Okay, if you guys are not back in two minutes, I'm calling Piper!" "Hey, Elise!" "What are you, uh, doing here?" "Well ... what do you mean?" "I'm here with Cosmo for the photo shoot." "Where's Phoebe?" "Uh ..." "Phoebe ... didn't you get her message?" "Yeah." "She said she's gonna have to reschedule." "What?" "Yeah." "Just ... for a couple of hours." "I never got the message to push the shoot." "Are you out of your mind?" "We're talking national exposure here for her column, the kind you can't buy, and the deadline is tonight!" "And, no, I can't just put - Phoebe?" "Phoebe, we talked about this." "You blow it with Cosmo once, you don't get a second chance." "What is the matter with her?" "Well, um ..." "I'd say that she's got food poisoning." "Food poisoning!" "?" "Shh!" "I think the more she can sleep, the quicker she'll get better." "When?" "When?" "When is she gonna get better?" "Well, like I was trying to say - uh ... a couple hours." "Have you thought about, uh ..." "doing it at the office?" "Well ... that is where I originally wanted it, but " "See?" "You're brilliant." "Really a brilliant woman." "Okay, I promise you'll have her there." "She'd better be." "Piper!" "Piper!" "Leo!" "Ha!" "How was the vacation?" "This better be an emergency." "We were just about to go for a gondola ride." "Per l'amor di dio!" "Oh, for the love of god." "Hey!" "A fan dance." "I love a fan dance." "Wait'll you see this!" "Y-eh--never mind." "Yes, it really is quite a sight." "A beautiful woman on stage, nothing between her and the audience except two ostrich plume fans." "The allure of the dance is to watch how she moves with the fans ... showing only what she wants, not an inch more." "Is the dance ever performed by a man?" "So tell me, my new friends, how exactly do you know George?" "What makes you think that we do " "Well, I saw you talking to his fiancée Marie." "She seems terribly distraught, doesn't she?" "She doesn't know what happened to him." "Do you?" "I've been concerned about him recently." "Keeping an eye on him, you know." "He is my best barkeep, after all." "And you don't know what happened?" "I wish I did." "So ... how did you come to learn about Cabaret Fantome?" "Oh ... word gets out." "Hard to keep a place like this hidden forever." "Do you like the cigar?" "Uh, quite." "They're hand-rolled in Havana and shipped to my dealer, Philippe, special." "He's right across the street, actually." "Would you like to take in the night air, pay him a visit?" "He loves new customers." "Sure." "Care to join us?" "Sadly ..." "I'm unable to leave the club." "And why's that?" "Because, as they say   the show must go on, right?" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Count Roget!" "Feel free to enjoy the show from here." "It's a once-in-a-lifetime experience." "We're dyin' to see it." "Right on time!" "Oh, my god!" "Could've waited till after the show." "Come on." "We gotta get to the spot." "George!" "George?" "George!" "We have to help her." "George, where are you?" "We can't." "We stay, we burn just like everyone else." "Don't worry." "She'll be back tomorrow." "Oh!" "The fire!" "What's wrong?" "What's goin' on?" "Go!" "Go get some help!" "Marie!" "Just hold on." "All right, well, there's nothing in the book that tells us how to get 'em back, so ... since I can't talk to The Elders " "Phoebe?" "You all right?" "I don't know." "... And that's when the good souls tried to escape, but couldn't." "Couldn't?" "Yeah." "All the exits were magically sealed -- I got a dead leg." "I'll ... be down here." "Sorry." "At least nobody knows they're gonna relive it." "Oh, the Count definitely knew." "And he just stood there watching everybody burn." "You think he's a demon?" "No." "If he was, he wouldn't be reliving it." "Maybe he made a deal with a demon." "If he's the one bad soul who's trying to hold everyone back, he'd do anything to keep from moving on." "Doesn't seem like much of a deal, though." "He's stuck as well." "Yeah, anything's better than purgatory, trust me." "It's ..." "Besides, he's probably trying to buy time, you know, find another way out." "Okay." "So how do we help George and the other souls move on?" "First you gotta find a way to separate their souls from the Count's." "Yeah, but you find whomever he made the deal with and get him to break it." "You think that demon's still around?" "Well, this one is." "Yeah, but not for long." "Besides, that's not really ..." "the point." "Enough about me." "What do you think of me?" "Let's go check the book." "Andiamo." "Ciao, ciao." "So maybe we should go talk to George and see if he remembers what the demon looks like." "Hello." "Hello!" "Magazine." "Interview." "Cosmo." "Can't flake twice." "Well, I think this is a little bit more important than Cosmo, don't you?" "Paige, there's a lot more to life than work." "There's ... adventure." "Really?" "I wouldn't know." "Hey, I have an idea." "Why don't you do it?" "What?" "Be me." "You can glamour." "You've done it before." "Paige, it'll give you a little taste of life outside magic school." "And besides, if anyone knows me as well as I as I know me, it's you." "Just fake it." "Why don't I just go talk to George?" "Because ... if we have to go back to the cabaret afterwards, the Count is expecting Phoebe." "Feathers and all." "Feathers?" "Don't ask." "The doctors are saying he's schizophrenic or something." "First he's George, then he's back to being Mike again, and now he's George." "That must be who we saw fade back into the club before we left." "Perhaps the fire starting is what pulled George's soul back into the time loop." "Which means he knows what's really going on." "But can only escape long enough to cry for help." "What are you two talking about?" "The fire that your friend is screaming about is real." "Very real." "Get out of here!" "Help me!" "Oh, the fire!" " Oh!" "It's how poor George died." " Please, somebody listen!" "The only way he knows how to cry for help is to possess your friend." "But why?" "Why Mike?" "Proximity?" " You ready?" " No." " Let's go." " Okay." "I can't." "I can't." "Oh, the fire!" "It's coming back!" "Oh!" "I need somebody to believe me!" "We believe you." "We do, George." "George?" "Then you do believe me?" "Yes." "We also saw Marie just as we ..." "left." "Well, you ... you can go ... in and out without getting burned?" "How?" "Well, you kinda have to die first." "And we can go back in to free you and everybody else, but we're gonna need your help." "Anything!" "Anything, anything." "What can you tell us about the Count?" "He's the one who did this!" "He cursed everybody to save himself." " Yeah, we know." " Maybe he was talking to someone else ..." "Did you see him talk to anybody else, anyone unusual that night?" "Yes, yes!" "Every night before the show, he sits with this ... frightening looking man at the center table." "And then the Count, he signs something." " That could be the deal." " And they might still be there." "Let's go." "Um ... this may be a silly question." "Is there anything we can do to make you more comfortable?" "Save Marie." "Kids are down for the count." "No pun intended." "What are you doing?" "Me?" "Uh, nothing." "Yes, you are." "You're writing in the book?" "No, I was just looking for demons." ""Tips for Future Whitelighters"?" "What " "It's just something I was working on for the kids, you know?" "No, I don't know." "Why can't you just tell them all this yourself when they're ready?" "Well, because I might not be around." "Oh, come on." "Look, Piper, I know you want to ignore everything that's going on with the Elders, but I can't." "We don't know what they're gonna do to me or when." "Well, they can't just yank you out of our lives, Leo." "How do you know that?" "Because they can't." "And if they did, I'd quit." "We'd all quit." "Is that why you didn't want to go around the world in eighty orbs?" "Yeah." "I just wanted to finish it, just in case." "Okay ..." "did you even look for demons?" "Yeah." "I found this one ..." "Sargon." "Traders of souls." "Preys on the afterlife." "Well, it certainly looks like our guy." "Except ... we vanquished him already." "I can do this." "I can do this." "I can do this." "You owe me." "Hello, sis." "Phoebe!" "There you are!" "You look great." "You feeling better?" "You are so late!" "I know." "Maybe we should just reschedule." "Oh, not a chance!" "Um, come meet everybody!" "Hi!" "I'm Cameron." "Hi." "It's nice to meet you." "So you're the photographer?" "Uh ..." "I'm interviewing you." "We spoke on the phone?" "Twice." "Oh!" "That's right." "I'm sorry." "I got confused." "I thought you said, "I'm the camera ... man."" "Get it?" "The camera " "Okay, so I'm just gonna ask you questions while they shoot." "Is that all right with you?" "Sure." "Shoot away." "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, it's just new contacts." "So, why don't we start with ... what inspired you to become an advice columnist?" "That's a really good question." "Well, I guess growing up as an only child " "I'm sorry -- only child?" "I meant Paige grew up as an only child." "I mean, that's how she grew up until ... she met her sisters, you know, us, m-me, and that had absolutely nothing to do with why Phoebe became an advice columnist." "She talks about herself in the third person." "Yeah, what I meant to say was that, um ..." "Paige really had a lot to do with my decision." "Well, she opened up a whole new world for me and made me see how much I really have to offer, and I can honestly say that I would not be standing here today if it wasn't for Paige." "Oh, great." "Hi!" "Okay!" "According to Mike " "George." "Whatever." "There was, in fact, a demon in the club that night who " "We vanquished five years ago." "What?" "Are you serious?" "'Fraid so." "And according to the book, there aren't any other demons who could have made the deal, either." "Well, how do we get them to unmake it?" " We go back." " No!" "What?" "No!" "No, I think he's right." "It's the only way we'll be able to find the demon." "But you said yourself you barely made it out of there alive last time." "Besides, you don't even know what he looks like." "Well, George told us where to find him." "It's simple." "We go back." "I talk to him, demon to demon, talon to talon, claw to claw, make him unmake the deal." "And then, hopefully, the souls will be released." " Yes." " Okay." "Let's do it!" "This time, no messing around, okay?" "We get in, we find him, we get out." "We might wanna stay for the show this time." "Wait -- what are we supposed to do?" "What you always do." "Worry." "We're late." "Uh, no, we're not." "Let's go." "Let's go." "There's nobody at that center table." "No, your demon is long gone." "In fact, he left 106 years ago, right after we made the deal -- long before the fire." "You know ..." "The fire!" "It's coming back!" "You gotta believe me!" " Sit down." " Please!" "You've got to help me and Marie!" "Or something like that." "Oh, my god." "That was you in Mike's body." "You tricked us!" "Slow down." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Count Roget!" "I regret to inform you that tonight's fan dance is going to be cancelled." "You really think that gun's gonna do anything?" "Indeed." "If you can burn, you can bleed." "You really shouldn't bother." "Both of you will die soon enough." "Since your friend George has found a temporary way out, I now have found my permanent way out." "You know, they haven't been gone that long." "Relax." "Oh, no." "I can't relax." "I worry, remember?" "Drake What happened?" "Why isn't Phoebe waking up?" "Drake, did you hear me?" "What the hell's wrong with Phoebe?" "I -- I suppose she didn't make it." "What do you mean, she didn't make it?" "How is that possible?" "I don't know!" "Oh!" "Clumsy -- uh!" "What's the matter with you?" "Nothing!" "(english accent)" "Actually, I'm splendid. (american accent) I mean ... swell." "Look, you have to go back and get her before the fire starts." "It's already begun." "Well, then, you need to go get her." "Go!" "No!" "What do you mean, go back there?" "Forget it!" "Why not?" "Perhaps if I go " "out ... side ..." "To have a smoke, you know, like to ..." "consider the possibility ... of going back." "I gotta go." "Excuse me." "Who are you?" "Count Roget?" "Oh, not bad. (saucily English accent) I guess I did choose the right body." "No, don't." "You're in enough trouble already with - " " The Elders." "Phoebe, go." "Come on!" "I'm going to die anyway." "Not like this." "If George can get out, we can, too." "We just have to think about this." "We have to think about it." " The fortune teller." " Okay." "Perfect!" "Perfect! "Escape from the ordinary." Uh ... five card spread." "Listen, odds are " "The Count, he's possessed my body, right?" "And until he's evicted, I got nowhere to go." "Only you can get out into ...your body." "Even though I'm into your body, I still can't get out." "I'll come back for you." "Listen, if he puts up too good of a fight, just vanquish my sorry ass." "I don't care." " Okay!" " But only as a last resort." "Okay!" ""Vita brevis abraxis!"" "Can I get a water?" "This should dispossess him if we can find him." "Well, he's off the radar, and there's nothing in the book to help locate him." "You were onto something a minute ago." "Phoebe?" "Where's The Count?" "Wait a minute." "What's my middle name?" "Uh ... surly?" "Ha!" "That's my girl." " Where's Drake's body?" " We don't know." "We ... can't ... scry for him." "But we're thinking maybe he's in a pub or a restaurant." "Or a tobacco shop." "I think I know where to find him." "What kind of terrible world is this?" "One you'll be leaving soon." "No." "They'll take me away!" "Go to hell!" "Darryl." "Mike." "Is that you?" "Of course it's me!" "What's -- what's going on here?" "You wouldn't believe me if I told you." " Welcome back." " Thank you." "Thank you so much!" "Thank you for bringing me back." "Thank you." "This boy was gettin' hot." "I'll bet." ""Spiacente il mio amore non e aroma."" "Leonardo ..." "It's bene." "Vacation was a great idea." "Just not great timing." "Yeah, well, life is short, Bella." "Are you quoting Drake now?" "He's got a point." "Thanks for trying to distract me from The Elders." "I just wish it had worked the way I planned." "Could be worse." "I think from now on I'm gonna stop trying to control every little moment." "The best ones kinda sneak up on you anyhow." " Excuse me, have you seen Phoebe?" " Very funny." "Oh, I'm just saying I haven't seen you this relaxed in quite a long time." "After having been you, I kinda see why." "Well, I'm trying to take a step back and enjoy every moment." "Hey, thank you." "You did a great job." "Nobody ever knew." "Well, you're welcome, uh, and I think after reading the article, you'll find that your little sister got praised quite a bit." "Deservedly so." "I actually think I got more out of it than you did." "I kinda miss being out there in the real world, you know?" "Maybe you should do something about that." "Maybe I will." "Ladies and gentlemen, P-3 is proud to present a one-night only show by ..." "What's going on?" "... Drake De'mon." "Oh, my god!" "This is what happens when you have one week to live?" "What is he up to?" "Just be grateful it's not a fan dance." "Darkness falls on everybody, face it evil calls or otherwise you chase it but I'm of the mind that everything's kind of good" "Life, you take it with, fake it with humor and pluck!" "When love's gone be grateful and find another pastime flood and fires a natural refinement love and style is everyone's assignment 'cause I'm of the mind that it's a-ah-ah-all good" "Subtitles by:" "KajaP"