"Tonight, on the season" "Keeping Up with the Kardashians..." "Your mom, I think, was just in an accident." "I don't know how bad it is, I don't know if she's okay..." "I know nothing." "Have you read any baby books?" " No." " Do you know how to take care of a baby?" "No." "It's important for Rob to have a nice, close relationship with his baby." "So I think he needs to try to" " learn how to take care of her." " Oh!" " Ooh..." " That's called a" " concussion." " Hey." "I'm not coming to the shower if Chyna's not coming." "What were you guys even thinking?" "I can't tiptoe anymore." "Like, I've had it." "Rob." "Ruins everything." "This is a huge bowl of fruit." "Yeah, does it ever get eaten or just get..." " Yeah, just go bad." " Thrown away" " every week and restocked?" " That's really bad." "There's people in Africa that are starving." " Yeah." " Did one of you guys" " wait for the answer?" " Can I have a peach?" "No, you can't." "I don't have enough." "First of all, I hope you guys know I have a fruit bowl every single morning and I make myself smoothies." "And do you know how many trees I've planted so I can have a lot" " of those fruits?" " You have mango and" " peach trees outside?" " Shut the up about my fruit bowl." "Go back to your gluten-free house and let me live with, like, a world of Oreos, and gluten, and flour, and wheat and whatever the I want." "Okay." "Since I've been drinking those floral... drops." "Oh, is your heart getting more open?" "No, I literally cry at, like..." "I cried at an Adam" " Levine song today in the car." " No." "You're not a crier." "Something's wrong with you." "I'm crying now." "So, Chyna..." "like, we should do something really special for her." "Make her feel, like, welcomed to the family and, like, that we are celebrating the baby, not just at the shower she already has." "Chyna is throwing a baby shower and it really sucks because the date that the baby shower is me and my whole family are gonna be out of the country." "We still really want to throw her something special so that Rob knows that we're all supportive and on board with their relationship." "Let's call her and say, "Hey, is there anything..."" " Or what about..." " that you've been dying to do since you've been pregnant?" "Okay." "I will call her." "Okay." " Hi, Kourt!" " Hi." " Hi, Chyna Balls." " Oh, hi!" "So, I just found out that all of us are not gonna be in town the weekend of your shower." " Okay." " So, we want to do" " something..." " For the baby shower?" "Well, like, I mean, not even as a baby shower, like, just something, like, special that we could all do." "Like a pampering day for you." "Like when I was pregnant, they took me..." "We want to... we want to spoil you and Kourtney's so" " bad at this conversation." " Shut up." " You shut up." " Khloe." "Stop hitting yourself." "We want to spoil you, and lavish you and make you... just whatever you want to do." "If you've been craving to do something, but if you want to do" " anything we want to treat you." " Ooh." "We'll all brainstorm and think of something, just, like, something with all of us." "Yeah, something small and, like, intimate." " I'm down." " Okay." " Thank you." " Yeah." "Okay, bye." "Listen, you don't tell someone... we're not all gonna be here for your baby shower..." "Like, act a little more, like, apologetic and sincere." "We're all not gonna be here for your baby shower..." "That's what you should do." "You got to sign this, it's for DASH." "Mm." "I am secretary." " What am I?" " You're the president?" "!" "Think Kourtney is just an authorized signer." "I have so much that I need to do workwise." " Mom is so annoying." " Why?" "Like, they wanted to do this whole fitness thing with me." "What I want to do is, like... my backpack that, like, I'm always wearing and paparazzi, everyone's like, "What's in your backpack?"" "It would be, like, the fitness survival kit." "But, like, I haven't been able to, like, reach Mom or, like, get any direct answers out of her." "Like, I'm super annoyed." "My mom has always been our manager." "She is a good manager, but she's just been, like, dropping the ball a lot lately." "We all feel a little bit neglected sometimes." "She goes through phases of, like, who she's really diving into." " Just timeless." " And it should be" "Khloe's, like, emergency fitness kit." "I know what it's like when, you know, you want something executed and you can't figure it out." "And I feel bad for Khloe, so I totally want to help her." "It's just really important to me." "She should talk to my KIMOJI people 'cause we're doing, like, all stuff like lighters, ash trays, slides, like... can't be that different." "I don't really believe in a brand, but I hate that..." " once, but it's also..." " Your mom, I think, was just in an accident." "She's at the 76 by Calabasas." "Let's go, we'll drive together." " Yeah." " I just can't believe" " my mom was in a car accident." " They're on their way." " They're on their way." " I don't know how bad it is." "I don't know if she's okay." "I know nothing." " How are you and Chyna?" " We don't live together." " You're not together?" " I'm not super comfortable at her house and she's not super comfortable at" " mine." " I mean, Rob and Chyna's relationship is the craziest up and down situation." "Are you and Chyna still engaged?" "It happened so fast." "You don't have time to think about anything." "You just brace yourself for impact." "Within minutes, my kids sprang to my side, which comforted me so much because in an instant your life can change." "Totalled my car." "It was just so scary." "Thank God you're all right." "No, you guys, did you see the pictures?" " No, I'm okay." " It looks so bad." "I'm going along the road and I'm driving." "The light's green, not going fast." "He thought he could make it or something?" "He thought he could make it." "And then right behind him, the other dude decides to do..." " Was it a paparazzi?" " The same thing." "And I'm just sitting there going, "Holy."" "Kylie and I went to see her." "So, I just hung on for dear life and closed my eyes." " Totalled." "That car is done." " It's just a car." "We're at her house now." "We'll buy you a new one." "We can't buy a new mommy." "Oh!" "I love you so much." "Thank you for coming." "I don't know what I would've done if you guys all didn't come." "Kanye, thank you for coming," " too." " Kylie was crying." " All right." "I love you." " I would've cried, too." "I know, well, I was crying, too." "Scared me." "I'm just still..." "like this." "You know?" "It rattles you." " The world's crazy." " It's so scary to see my mom like that." "She is completely shooken-up." "And when we got the call, we were like, "She got into an"" "accident, okay." Like, we didn't, still didn't think it was big." "Then we drove up the street and we found her." "Both of our hearts dropped." "Like, Kylie started crying." "Like, what if that was the last time we saw Mom?" "Like, that's not okay." " Well..." " God forbid." "Yeah." "Hey." "What's going on?" "I'm so exhausted." "Everything hurts." " I feel you." " And I have so much to" " do, and I'm just tired." " Do you want help with" " something?" " Well, to be honest, I'm working on this Australia date for Kylie." " Yeah." " But..." "I don't know, it's just a lot." "It's a lot of details." "You'd probably lose focus in five minutes." "Why don't you just chill?" "I'll help you." " Really?" " I would say, okay, she needs security, glam, she should find one person to do hair and makeup, and have them pay for hotel, flights, and a fee." "But it's take care of your own travel, so I would need you to get on the phone with the travel agent..." "Let me get her on the phone." "I mean, I've joked a lot that I could be my sister's manager better than my mom could be." "I think I do give a lot of good, creative input." "And I know they, like, listen." "So I feel like I could totally handle this." " Hello?" " Hey." "So, Mom's not feeling good so I'm just helping her with your Australia trip." "Are you at Mom's house?" "Yeah." "Um, there's, like, really good shopping, I can tell you, like, all that kind of stuff." "But, to save some money, would you ever use, like, someone from" "Australia to do both hair and makeup?" "No." "Why, do you want to have Ariel" " at that time or something?" " No, not at all, I was just helping you save money." "'Cause the travel's included." " I don't know." " Okay, think about it and maybe let's talk in a little bit and figure out if you even want" " to go." " All right." "Bye." "All right, we got this." " Oh!" "Wow!" " Oh, that's definitely" " not Kourtney." " Wow." " I see you." " What is going..." "Oh, my goodness." "What gave you the confidence to wear that today?" " To wear what?" " Stand up." " Isn't that lingerie?" " You guys are insane." "What some of my Big Stick?" "I prefer to suck on my own Big Stick." "Bet you do, you little sucker." "Yeah, just give it a lick, just give it a lick, Bobby." "Just one lick... oh, yeah." "Oh, just one lick, Rob!" " Don't be weird." " Yeah, lick it once!" "Oh, God, so good, but it hurts." "Oh, God, yes!" "Give it to me!" "Don't hurt him." "Oh, God." "Pretty good, though." "I don't remember it tasting like" " that." " 'Cause you never had them stuffed in your mouth by your sister." "Oh, man." "You seem good." "You seem like you're in good spirits." "Yeah, I'm" " completely fine." " Okay." "I'm just making sure, you go like this." " I do go like that." " How are you and Chyna?" "We don't live together, but everything's all good." " You're not together?" " I'm, not super comfortable at her house, and she's not super comfortable at" " mine." " So after the baby, you" " guys are gonna move in together?" " I don't know." "I thought Rob and Chyna were getting better, and" "I'm so disappointed that they're spending time apart." "A baby doesn't fix any situation." "So I think Rob and Chyna have a lot of things to work on." "Hopefully, with a baby involved, maybe that would motivate Rob to try a little harder, and to do things a little differently." "Wait, are you and Chyna still engaged?" "I just set up your meeting with" "Whalerock." "What did they say?" "Managing five girls is definitely harder than I thought it would be." "Wait, you said, uh, book tour," " shoot..." " No, co-hosting with" " Ellen." " I think you definitely need to take a class on parenting." "It's important for Rob to have a nice close relationship with his baby." "So I think he needs to try to" " learn how to take care of her." " I know I'm gonna need help." "Wait, are you and Chyna still engaged?" "I mean, I don't expect to get no ring back if-if we" " weren't, I'm not tripping." " Rob and Chyna's relationship is the craziest up and down situation." "I mean, it's like a lot all at once." "I'm just hoping that they just, you know, can figure it out" " before the baby comes." " Have you guys built" " your crib and everything yet?" " No." "Have you read any baby books?" " No." " Do you know how to take care of a baby?" "No." "But, um, I'm a first-time dad, so I'm sure I'm not gonna be perfect." " Nobody is." " Yeah." "Rob, just do it again." "Don't do that to me." "It's not right." "Just say something." "Hey!" " Oh..." " You want to go look at" " the guest house?" " Yeah." "You guys not coming or..." " Ugh." " Scott doesn't care." "I was just there." "What do you think about them not living together?" "I mean, I'm not the best example, you know?" "I've been in similar situations with Kourtney before and after we've had kids, do you know what I'm saying?" "And it's never easy, I mean, Kourtney and I make it work, but we're pretty unique." "Hopefully it works out for them, but I do think, if they're gonna make it work, they need to," " like, join forces." " Totally." "I just hope that they just, like, get on the same" " page, and, like, push together." " True." "I mean, I would if I was him." "Maybe, you know, he'll take the baby on as his, like, his first priority and that'll be his thing that, like, really, like," " gives him satisfaction in life." " Yeah." "Little babies are tough." " Mm-hmm." " Then it becomes, like, the best job in the world, taking care of a kid." "Now it's like, I look at Mason, and he's just like, nothing even gets by the kid, he's just, like, so funny and so quick." " He's so funny." " Speaking of Marty, I'm" " going over to get him now." " You are?" "I'm gonna go see what he's doing." " I'll see you later." " 'Kay." "Hi, Coca-Cola." "Oh." " I like your jack." " Thank you." "I was thinking it's too big for me, so you could probably have it, but..." "So anyway, I just set up your meeting with Whalerock, and I just want to make sure that, you know, I have everything that you're thinking of, 'cause I want them to try to, like, start sourcing out people that could" " actually make this stuff." " I think Whalerock could be great." "My mom is still in bed recovering." "So I'm gonna be managing all the girls this week." "I know this fitness backpack's really important to Khloe, so" "I've set up a meeting for her to meet with a team that I think can really execute this and get it going, and she can sell it on her own website I've been trying to do this for literally a year, like, since before my book came out." "Like, that's what I wanted." "I appreciate you, like, actually, like, putting it into effect." " Totally." " Kim definitely has built her own empire and knows what she's doing." "And so why not have her be..." "the little Kris Jenner for a minute?" "You're gonna be in the meeting, right?" "'Cause you know everything, you've done this before, I feel like you, like, have a vision." "All right." "I will be there." "You know I'm about to have a baby, Mase?" " Yeah." " What do you think we'd get Rob ready for, like, having a little baby, like when you" " were a little baby?" " I don't know." "I did Lamaze, I did, like, how to, like, have the baby and, like, I don't know what I really did..." "Lamaze is, though, if you're-if you're doing it vaginally, right?" "Or som... or is that have nothing" " to do with..." " I think it's just, like, breezing... breathing exercises and whatnot." "Yeah, I mean, I'm open to whatever." "I'm sure I'll have plenty questions." "I'm definitely not perfect, so I don't want to give advice to Rob." "That's why I'm suggesting that he goes and takes some classes on how to be a new dad, and I just want him to be well-equipped." "You remember that one time where you were like, "Hey"," "Bob, can you, uh, pee on my toys?"" "No." "I think you definitely need to take a class on" " parenting." " I know I'm gonna need" " help, so..." " I don't think this urinating is what you do to raise a child." "It's important for Rob to have a nice, close relationship with his baby, so I think he needs to try to learn how to take care of her." "Especially when he's going to be raising this child half the time" " himself." " Hey, are you not" " coming to my meeting?" " What meeting?" "The merch meeting that you set up." "I'm rushing to a meeting with Kylie." "I'm really irritated after this keeps happening to me, so I don't know what the it is about people" " managing us." " Now we're gonna put a onesie on." "Roll it up like a donut." "Put your hand in there." " Oh!" " Ooh..." "That's called a concussion." " Hey." " Hey, how are you?" "Cutie." "You look super cute." " Thank you." "So?" " I'm working with this artist to do, like, art all over my body." "As long as, like, you have some cool poses and stuff." "In between doing things for Khloe, Kylie, and myself, I've had to run around all day." "Complex shoot." "I want to help her look like, as cool as possible and just help her with anything that she needs." "Remember, I was like, "you've"" "shoot." Is it like, sexy?" " Yeah, it is." " Yes." "It's like, editorial, though." "Oh, but I need you to do, like, raunchy." "That's what I thought this shoot was." "Like..." "like, ass out." "Why didn't you tell me about it?" " I would have called them." " I haven't started." " Oh, you haven't?" " No." "I want to see the mood boards." " I'm gonna go look." " All right." "I'll be right back." "What is she wearing today?" "More with the latex vibe, but there's like..." " Oh, cool." " See in all those photos, it kind of pops a little more, like the red..." " Yeah." " It just depends what" " she feels comfortable wearing." " Oh, good." " I love all this." " My favorite girl!" "Hey-ya." "How are you?" "I miss you." "Oh, the real MVP is here." "Hi." "You look beautiful." " So do you." " You haven't seen my face yet." "I asked Khloe to meet me because we really need to go over some details for her KHLO-FIT meeting." "Multitasking is key to being a good manager." "Honestly, I feel like I could handle this." "Oh, my goodness." " Look at you!" " You look beautiful!" "You just look so hot, I can't handle it." "Thanks." "Everything's going so good at Kylie's shoot." "She looks amazing." "And honestly, I think I'm doing a pretty good job at being her manager." "Hey, what did they say?" "But there's just so much going on, it's like, nonstop." "So, juggling it all is... uh, it's a lot." "Bye." "You have a white spot up here, I think." "I've had this white spot for like, 400 years and I" " don't know what it is." " It's an alien mark." "Okay, good." "Anyway, so Rob came over the other day and he was in, literally, the best mood ever." "He was so fun, so funny, like, the old Rob." " To your house?" " Mm-hmm." "But, he did say... which is, like, a little weird... he did say him and Chyna, they're definitely separated, they live" " in their own places." " So, they're not" " together?" " Oh, whenever I say," ""So, are you guys still engaged?"" "He's like, "Whatever." Like, he's not like, tripping off the title." "They're so high and low." "I just now feel like, I still want to do something for Chyna," " but..." " Why don't we do" " something for him?" " That's what I was" " thinking." " Maybe we could throw Rob a shower." "What?" " We're gonna throw Rob a shower?" " We could always throw Rob and Chyna something." "I'm sure that it's overwhelming for Rob, but no matter what is going on, we just want to do something fun and positive and just, show Rob how much we're supporting him." " Yo." " Hey, Rob." " Rob, dawg." " Kourt's with me." "We were thinking that we should throw you and" "Chyna like, a little celebration to celebrate becoming a dad." "Well, that would be really good." "Just tell me when you all want to do this great party and I will be there." "And I'm very appreciative." " Okay." " Okay, love you." " Love you." "Okay." " Bye, Kourt." "Bye, love you." "So, we'll be partying it up." "Can't wait!" "Hello?" "Hey, I just wanted to get a breakdown of what your schedule is over the next few weeks." "Yeah, we need to figure out mine and Khloe's" " workout line." " Workout line... okay." "The animation thing, I just want to see deal" " points." " I'll call Todd and relay that to him." "Hey, Ky, it's Kim." "I want to go over your travel for Australia, so call me when you have time." " Hey." " Hey." "Coming up, I have" "GQ shoot, I'm cohosting the" " show." " Wait, you said, um," " shoot." " I'm cohosting with" "Ellen." "I have like, three different book signings." "I have the launch of my denim on" "October 18." "At some point." "SoulCycle charity event." "I have to meet with a charity called Step Up." "I am, like, super overwhelmed." "There's a lot going on." "You know, juggling all of my sisters." "I think managing five girls is definitely a lot harder than I thought it would be." "I need to make sure that the charity and everything is done for my book signing." "So, if you could help me with that stuff, that's awesome." " Hello." " Hi, there." " I'm Leslie." " Hey." " Nice to meet you." " I got three of my own" " kids." " So, you're here to" " teach me." " Not at all." "I'm just making sure my brother Rob learns." "So, I set up a class for a woman to come to Rob's house." "Basically, just, you know, a one-on-one that gets you prepared to have you first child." "How are you?" "Rob." "So what are we learning today?" "Well, we're gonna learn a little bit about the girl." "How to bathe and diaper and" " dress." " Okay." "See, you're not even holding the kid right already." " Nah, I know how." " I'm up in this bitch." "Are you gonna cut the" " cord?" " Probably, yeah." " I did." " Yeah." " You did?" " It's fun, yeah." "And they'll hand you a scissor and you'll cut it here." "Then the nurse will cut it" " lower down." " Okay." "They don't want dads to feel guilty if the baby has" " an outie." " Got you." " So, that's why you..." " Right, they want a" "Bentley." "Right." " Good one." " So you want to go" " from the center, out." " Is that okay, little girl?" "Let me get the other eye." " Oh, no." " Now you use..." " Ooh, and then, ooh." " You use a clean" " corner." " Got you." "Poor guy, just gave his kid pink eye." "Now we're gonna get underneath..." "Aw, how nice." "Now, we're gonna put a onesie on." " Roll it up like a donut." " Ooh." "You better put you hand in there." " Ooh, good job." " Rob looks like he knows his way around a baby." "But I'm not gonna lie, a plastic doll is a lot easier than something real." "I think this is definitely a good stepping-stone, but he definitely has a ton more to learn." " Oh!" " Ooh..." "That's called a concussion in my book, ladies" " and gentlemen." " Well, I wouldn't do it that hard." " Learned a lot." " Yeah?" "Yeah, thank you." " Aw..." " And thank you." "Now the uncle." " Hello!" " Hi." " Hi." "Sorry about today." " All good." "Today's just been crazy busy." "Jeff couldn't be here." "Yeah, Jeff couldn't be here, just with the time change." "It's okay." "Well, Kim is supposed to be here, but I have no idea where she is." "Okay." "Um, I filled Jared in on our conversation, so basically, we just want to hone in on everything from you." "Like products, like what you want to accomplish." "Have you decided how you want" " to, like, brand it?" " Um..." " Hmm." " Do you want to brand it" " KHLO-FIT?" " I want to brand it" " KHLO-FIT." " Okay." "Um..." "I'm a little frustrated because" "I'm being asked a ton of questions and I just wish I had someone on my team to just make sure that I'm making the right decision." "Kimberly arranged it for me, and she also told me she was gonna be here." "But she's nowhere to be found." "Did you like some of these, or do you want to..." " I want to..." " We can do a second" " pass at them, too..." " look more." " Okay." " Um..." "Can you guys excuse me for one minute?" "Totally." "Hey." "Hey." "Are you not coming to my meeting?" " What meeting?" " Kim, the merch meeting" " that you set up." " I'm, um, I'm rushing to a meeting with Kylie for this Australian appearance" " we're working on." " Okay..." "I'm really irritated..." "I just feel like it's, like, this keeps happening to me, so I don't know what the it is about managing us." "But it's not okay." "Uh-oh." "It's okay." "Here." "It's okay." "I wish I could say that only sometimes parenting was chaotic." "I don't really know why you're taking over for Mom when you're acting just like Mom." "I just, like, I can't be at two places at once." "Like..." "Yeah, but don't double-book!" "Hi." "What are you doing?" "How was your meeting?" "I mean, it was good, I just wish you were here, though." "I know." "But I was busy, doing the LuMee stuff." "And then I was busy with Kylie's thing." "I just, like, I can't be at two places at once, like..." "Yeah, but don't double-book!" "I thought I was supposed to be a priority for you... you made this whole spiel to me how you're gonna be a better manager, and let me show you how this is done." "And you're the same person." "Did Kris Jenner even set up the meeting?" " No." " Yeah, but you didn't follow through." "For you to tell me, "Hey, go and"" "have a meeting with my people," cool, but you said you were gonna be in here, you forgot, you did Kylie." "And I don't really know why you're taking over for Mom when you're acting just like Mom." "Mom forgets about me all the time." "She's never at my meetings." "So, why am I trading one forgetful manager for another?" " Because in..." " I'll call them." "So, I'm sorry." "Like, I'll definitely, you know, be here next time." "But I'll call them now, and I'll get, like, a report sheet on how the meeting went, and what products they think that they can really do." "So, have no fear." "I feel really, really bad for Khloe, and I don't want her to feel like there's no one there to support her." "Like, I'm trying to do my best, but I should've been there." "And, I mean, if anything, it just really makes me empathize with my mom, and just how much she has on her plate, and how she can't be everywhere at once." "And I totally get it." "The moral of this story is, I think Mom just needs a team, 'cause obviously it's, like, hard for one person to be able" " to do this." " We've always said" " that." " Especially when she is" " like..." " Like how Kendall and" " Kylie have Liz." " Totally." "Liz is such an O.G. I'm gonna steal Liz from Kendall" " and Kylie." " Seriously." "Maybe that's, like, our ambush move." "Hello." "Hi." " Hi." "I'm Lisa." " Hey." "I'm Scott." " Nice to meet you." " This is my friend," " Rob." " Hey." "How are you?" "I hear you're taking over today." "Yeah." "Rob needs to get in shape, 'cause he's about to be a" " new dad." " That's what I heard." "Good luck." "Yeah." "Thank you." "I wish I could say that only sometimes parenting was chaotic, but it's pretty much at all times." "24 hours a day." "It's just difficult all around." "So, I figure, like, bring Rob to a friend's daycare center, and see if he can really be hands on when the kid is not plastic." "All right." "Rob, get in there." "Just start grabbing some kids up." "So, what are we thinking, guys?" "Names?" "Oh, oh!" " See?" " Pick him up!" "Here, come on." "You want to play?" "Where you going?" "You can't go on the carpet with your shoes on." "You got to take your shoes off." "We got a runner!" "Uh-oh." "Here." "Here!" "This kid hasn't moved in two days." "All right, buddy." "What's shaking?" "What's..." "Ooh!" "You look like Popeye." "Everyone, just start crying." "Scott, are you gonna do anything?" "This is for you, to start to understand the responsibilities of children." "I already know." "I've been in this game for years." "All right, I..." "I'm-a go look for him, then." "Oh, no!" "Oh!" "That's not bad." "That's a normal day." "Here, I'll clean up." "No crying." "Come on." " Oh, God." " You don't see me crying." "You're about to see me cry." "Get ready, Rob, this is gonna be every day for the rest of your" " life." " Want to go outside?" "Here you go." "No?" "Aww." "She didn't want to go down?" "Looks like somebody loves Bobby." "I feel like, I tried to make this, like, a little bit of a lesson, or an experience, but I realize that you're a good-hearted person, and you're" " gonna be a good-hearted dad." " Yeah." "That, you can't teach." "You're gonna be unbelievable with your daughter." "You know, there's definitely a couple things that Rob still needs to learn." "But that's the key word." "He can learn them." "But at the end of the day, he definitely has the heart of a parent, and I think he's gonna be an unbelievable one." "" " Oh, my goodness." "Very impressed with your gymnastics skills." " I got to tell you." " It's your turn." "What do you want me to try to do, a split?" " Mm-hmm." " How do you do that?" "Just slide in." "Oh, my God." " Is that good?" " Oh!" "That's what I'm talking about." "Good effort." "Good effort." "There's some more monkeys." "We could do a monkey theme." "Do you like this one?" " It's kind of cool." " Okay." "You hold this." "And you hold this." "And let me just think about it." "Oh, look." "This is so cute." "We could do..." " Where's the monkeys?" " I put them in storage." " Here." " Oh." "I'll put that..." " That goes with it." " I'll go start a" " storage lot." " Okay." "I'm so excited." "After taking a minute, after my accident, my body feels good, my neck feels better, which makes me happy, because now I can focus on the gifts for Rob's" " shower." " You're just taking..." "I like that one better." "See that one over there with just the daisies?" "Right." "That's what I'm saying." "We need that one." "I'm having another grandchild, and it's such a blessing." "Look at these!" "Aww!" "They're just wonderful." " They look big, no?" " For six to 18 months." "Yeah, but they put a diaper under it." "Ah." "Well, the kid's probably gonna" " have a big butt, anyway." " Okay." "Get that." "I love this." "We need the matching blanket." " We want the hat." " Take the hat." "Oh!" "Do we have a changing table?" "We'll take one of those." "That's what..." "We are gonna do something practical here." "Practical would've been if we left, like, 25" " minutes ago." " Never had so much fun in my life!" "I'm so excited about this party." "I can't think of any more important reason to celebrate." " Do you have a breast pump?" " Uh..." "I..." "Yeah." "But we need a huge one, 'cause she's got huge knockers." "I think I was in a 2Pac video, you guys." "You were not in a 2Pac video." " Swear to God." " Yes!" " 2Pac!" " Kourtney." "2Pac is" " never your style." " I like 2Pac." "I've got to find this, because I swear, me, Kim and" "Bijou were in a 2Pac video." "No one knows..." "Can you find it?" "You got to find it." "Rob and Chyna are fighting again." "What's the fighting about?" " I don't know..." " Like, intense?" "She texts some crazy things." "He texts her crazy things all night long." "He just doesn't want to go to the shower." "We have the shower planned for tomorrow for Rob and Chyna." "But now they get into this big fight, and we don't know what's going on." "He said that he doesn't want to celebrate a shower because this pregnancy has been really bad for him and really awful for" " him." " You guys, our brother's coming to the shower." "That's crazy." " So what do we do?" " I don't know." "I feel like we should try to..." "get him to come for Mom." "If it's for nobody else, it should be for her." " She does so much for him." " We just really want to do this for Rob." "Especially my mom." "She's so excited to give him presents, and just, like, really, like, celebrate him, so I think she's definitely not gonna take it well if he doesn't show up." "I hate that, like, I just have to be the middle man between these two." " Hey." " Hey." "So, Chyna, Rob is now saying he doesn't want to come to the shower, and I just don't know what to do." " Oh." "Okay." " We, you know, want to shower you, but we also want him to be a part of it." "Yes, him involved, no, for sure." "I, listen, I'm for that." "You should just have it with" " Rob, I totally understand." " I love that Chyna is so understanding and has this great idea that we'll just make the shower for Rob." "But I just want my brother to figure out how to be a partner." "The drama has got to stop." "Just let me know how Rob is feeling." " Okay." " Thanks for calling me," " though." "Bye." " Okay, bye." " Wait, so where's Bob?" " You guys, I have an announcement." "I was gonna wear that dress today!" "And the choker!" "Kourtney you look so cute!" " It's Buford." " What an amazing shower!" "The shower looks great." "With guy stuff, and things that" " a dad would need." " Wait, wait, wait, keep" " going, keep going, keep going." " We want to really celebrate Rob and make it really special for him, and show him" " how excited we are." " By the way, why didn't" "I get a baby shower the three times I had kids?" "I don't know, it's a more unusual relationship." "You want to see something more unusual than us?" " Hey." " Kim, I'm not coming to the shower if Chyna's not coming." "What were you guys thinking?" "I don't even want to talk to you" " about this anymore." "Bye." " I mean, this is crazy." "All we're trying to do is to keep my brother happy." "Wait, so where's Bob?" "Isn't this his shower?" "He can't even show up to his own shower?" "Like, we've put so much time and energy into this." "I don't know, it makes no sense to me." "You guys, I have an announcement." " Oh, my God." " Well, since no one's" " here to enjoy..." " Oh, what's happening?" "I just got off the phone with Rob, he's not coming." "What a little butt face." " What's happening?" " Rob and Chyna got into a fight, so we thought we were doing the best thing to not have drama." "So we made it a guy's baby shower and invited Rob's guy friends." "Chyna was so cool with that." "She's like, "Look, I'm having my"" "other shower." "It's all good, like, don't worry about it." And then Rob now flipped out on us, like this was supposed to be about her." " Now no one's coming." " I can't deal with" " the dram." " Oh, brother." "I mean, this is crazy." "Rob is accusing us of not being supportive of him and Chyna, and all we're doing is trying to be supportive." "And we're trying to just do whatever he wants." "We thought he wanted a shower with her, then we thought he didn't want the shower with her, so we tried to do it for him, and then he gets mad and doesn't" " show up." " I can't take this." "Like, I can't tiptoe anymore." "Like, I've had it." "I'm just sad that Rob's not here." "Rob." "Ruins everything." " Hey, Rob." " Hey, Mom." " What's up, honey?" " I know it's been a few days since the shower, but I heard why Chyna wasn't there." "I am so sorry that I messed everything up for the shower, but if you could just go to the backyard, I got a little" " surprise for you." " I think it's safe to say that our attempt at throwing Rob and Chyna a baby shower did not go quite as planned." "Oh, Rob!" "This is the cutest surprise." "He sent me balloons." "And they're amazing." "Amazing." " Just really sweet." " I'm sorry about the baby shower." "Hopefully we can get the whole family together soon, and I'll make up for it." "Oh, thank you, Rob." "I love you." " All right, I love you." " That's a wonderful," " wonderful guy." " So thoughtful." "Aw." "That's really cool." "Really, really cool." "Just have the best kids." "Whoa." "Are you guys all gonna spin me?" "I'm gonna be too dizzy." "Rob and Chyna aren't fighting at the moment, so we all rush over to Kourtney's just to let them know we love them, we support their crazy asses, and open up their gifts real quick." "Before they start fighting" " again." " Hey!" " Oh, hey." " Look who's here." " Welcome to the..." " Hey, guys." " Oh, presents." " Hello!" "Okay, so I want to just start off this little soiree by having Rob and Chyna open this gift first because this is very special." "Paul Crane told us that he was probably gonna be a girl." "So I had something made to bring" " Rob home from the hospital." " These better not be some" " thigh-high boots." " I wanted you to open this gift because this is what Rob looked like..." "Aw." "When he came home from" " the hospital." " Oh, in a pink, uh, pink" " thing?" " In his baby bunting." " Aw." " Which of course I saved" " for 30... almost 30 years." " Is this the same one?" " That's so cute." " Same one." " You kept that?" " That's cute." " You know?" " That is so cute." " Isn't it cute?" " So Rob, why didn't you" " show up to the baby shower?" " Um, pretty much it was a misunderstanding, and I thought you guys were trying to be shady, and, like, only surprise me and not include her, so, I took it offensively, and, obviously, didn't show up." "So instead of talking to your family, you just decided" " to, like..." " I want it to be about both of us." "That was just my..." "It should be about-it should be about the women that's birthing the baby just as much as it should... it's both of us." "I just took it the wrong way." "My bad." "But the good news is you're a sensitive dude, and we" " love you." " And it's all good, and I love you guys." "And thank you for this." "This is amazing." "Thank you." "Of course I feel terrible that the shower that" " they planned for me got ruined." " Ooh." " This is really nice." " Sometimes when Chyna and" "I aren't doing so well, I let it get the best of me, and I need" " to work on that." " That's cute." "I'm super excited to be having this baby." "It's something that I've always wanted." "I just picked out some of my favorite books." " Thank you, Kourt." " Rob has wanted to be a dad for as long as I can remember." "Baby Robert?" "Hi." "It's every mother's dream to see her child be happy." "This is Robert's first" "Christmas." "So, for Rob, this is such a great step in the right direction." "And I'm so proud of that boy." "Oh, Rob, it's a daddy bag." "Look, they got a princess hat." "Despite all of the craziness, and all the drama, there's, like, so much to be thankful for." "New beginnings, new baby." "It'll be so much fun." " I can't wait." " Oh, this is so sweet." "This is all very, very nice." " You like it?" " Thank you so much." "You're welcome." "We all love you so much, and we're so happy that this is all happening, and we can't wait" " till she's born." " Mm-hmm, mm-hmm." " Mom, you want me to open this?" " Yeah, there's gifts in" " there." " Look, babe." " A little Hermès robe." " Ooh, little Hermès robe." "Open it." "Look at this." "Two white Range Rovers, pretty good." " Oh, my God." " It's cashmere, which..." "It's La Perla." "Isn't that great?" " And then that goes with it." " Wait, no one got the baby a Birkin bag?" "Rob  Chyna Baby Special..." "The baby's finally here." "Here, Ma, feel right here." "I'm gonna simulate a contraction for you." "I need to learn that just to learn that." "It's King's birthday coming up, and I just want it to be, like, super special, 'cause this is his last year of being an only child." "So, what are you going to do now?" " Moving?" "Staying?" " I'm gonna have to go" " back to her house." " With a pregnant woman you're just going to have to suck this one up." "Paige, I know you don't want to leave me." "That's what you came here to say?" " You'll miss me?" " Congrats on the baby" " shower." " Hey, hey!" "I thought this was, like, a chill thing." "I didn't know it was, like, the Oscars." "Did you ever think about a water birth?" "I think she's gonna do a C-section." " What?" "!" " But she's down to do" " that." " She's down to go" " natural?" " Yeah." "Who's gonna be in the room while you have this baby?" " My mom, Kris, Rob." " Oh, Kris is gonna be" " in the room?" " Chyna's mom just got" " into town." " What was that whole thing that your mom said that she said bad things about her?" "Her mom's just, like, a loose cannon." "Sometimes it's like you intimidate people." "I go off when it's deserved." "And you not acting accordingly, I'm-a handle you." "I'm trying to find my mom so she can see you." " Oh, God, here we go." " Excuse me." " Are you scared?" " Yeah." "I'm freaking out." "This is Dad." "Captioning sponsored by BUNIM-MURRAY PRODUCTIONS"