"[Growling]" "[Gasp]" "What's the matter?" "Still having those nightmares?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You should try reading before you go to bed or something." "It doesn't matter." "Even if my mind is somewhere else," "I keep having the same dream." "And you know, it's... it's like..." "It's like I'm dreaming about..." "It's... you know, it's like deja vu, but it's all in reverse." "Well, I still don't have to work for a few hours." "Yeah." "I'm up..." "I'm up early." "I think I'm gonna go... go eat breakfast." "Want some?" "OK." "If I don't see you before you go to work, have a good one." "DAVE:" "Yeah." "Love you." "DAVE:" "Yeah." " Can I help you?" " Yes." "I bought this fucking computer from here." "And it has not been working since the day I bought it." "I brought it in here before, and one of you fuckers" "Fucked it up." "I've gotten a warranty, so I won't pay a cent." "And now it won't print anything." "Mhm." "I see." "Let me go get our specialist in printers." "And he can help you out better than I can." "Yeah." "But tell that asshole to hurry up." "I have a business running on this." "And I'm losing thousands of dollars every day." "Hey, Dave." "You've got a buddy outside." " Huh?" " Yeah." "I'm sure I've seen him come visit you before." "It's a good buddy of yours." "You've got to go and talk to him." "Oh." "All right." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "Find me someone other than that asshole." "40, 60, 80, 100, 110, 150." "Damn it!" "Not enough for a plane ticket." "I can't be here tonight." "What am I going to do?" "You've got to help me." "I need money." "I don't have any change." "Help!" "I need money!" " Get a job." " No." "You've got to help me." "We're all going to die." "Get away from me, you crazy bum." "No!" "No, [inaudible] at night." "I'll be stuck here after dark." "Not tonight, of all nights, with the full moon." "I can't believe you were out there for a half an hour." "[Clearing throat]" "Don't you hate having to fix stupid people screw ups?" "Yeah." "My favorite is when they come in, forgotten their password," "Locked themself out of their own computer." "$40 labor charge later, and we unlock it for them." "It's like an idiot tax." "Tell me about it." "It's almost time to leave." "You got any plans for the weekend?" "Sort of." "Sort of." "My friends are throwing some get-together." "Oh, nice." "You know, it's..." "I'm gonna be going home" "To a bunch of drunks tonight." "[Laughter]" "You wanna come?" "No." "I've got plans." "All right." "Suit yourself." "You'll miss out on the latest episode of the drunken stoner" "Roommate show." "At least you have a bunch of good friends like that." "I remember one hell of a birthday party" "They threw for you a couple of months ago." "Huh." "Yeah, I guess you're right." "You know, I'm just getting tired of the same old thing" "Though, you know?" "[Beeping]" "Fuck." "Shit." "Kill me!" "Kill me!" "I'm out of here." "Kill me!" "[Shouting]" "[Laughter]" "What are you doing, man?" "What are you doing, man?" "Gimme that." "It's mine." "Gimme that." "It's mine." "Fuck the hell." "Give it to me." "Aw, shit." "Aw, shit, son!" "[Laughter]" "Hey, hon." "How was work?" "Lousy." "And the weirdest thing happened to me" "While I was on my way home." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "I was driving past the... you know, the woods by the park." "Yeah?" "And this crazy..." "I don't know, probably homeless..." "Runs out in front of the car." "And I hit him." "And he rolls off it like nothing happened." "Then he comes running at the window," "Screaming for me to kill him." "Wow." "He must have been on something." "Yeah." "It was like he didn't care about anything." "You know?" "And then I didn't know what to do." "So I just got the hell out of there." "You know, I'm lucky my car's OK." "Wait." "You smoked a guy with your car?" "That's awesome." "Mike, it scared the shit out of me." "Ah, whatever, man." "Chill out." "Have a beer." "Yeah." "I'm gonna have a few." "(EXCITEDLY) Aw, shit, son." "I'm kicking your ass!" "Whatever, man." "I'm totally kicking it." "Oh, no, man." "I'm kicking it." "I'm kicking it." "I'm a hitman with a probe." "I'm a hitman with a probe." "They should have put me on the planet" "To kill all of those snakes." "That's right!" "Who is your daddy?" "Ha!" "I told ya." "And I pwned ya." "Who's your daddy?" "Oh, my god, that was awesome, dude." "I pwned ya." "[Laughs] Pwned you." "Pwned ya." "Is pwn even a word?" "Like, I don't even know." "Listen, Emily, you got raped." "You got... you got..." "What... she got raped." "[Laughter]" "JACK:" "I don't know anymore." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Listen!" "She got owned and raped like a school girl." "School girl." "Catholic school girl!" "Catholic school girl getting beat by nuns." "Spanked!" "Spanked by nuns!" "Spanked by nuns!" "That... that sounds better." "That sounds better." "JACK:" "She's naked underneath of it." "PATRICK:" "Naked underneath!" "Ew!" "Ew." "All I can say is, bush." "[Laughter]" "Oh, my god!" "PATRICK: [inaudible]." "You know what I mean?" "That's a good one, Jack." "It's like a... a nun spanking." "You know?" "Fuck all of you." "Fuck you, Jack." "And fuck you, too, Lonnie." "Don't bitch at me just because you got your ass kicked." "My eight year old sister fights better than that." "[Laughter]" "Your eight year old sister." "I've met your sister." "She's pretty fucking tough for an eight-year-old." "Oh, yeah." "You're right." "Yeah, those pigtails make her look hardcore." "EMILY:" "You guys are jerks." "How much weed did you smoke, Emily?" "Seriously." "Seriously, how much did you smoke?" "Did you take my stash?" "She took it, didn't she?" "Let me see." "How much do you got left?" "Oh, shit." "Uh oh." "Running on empty." "Running on empty!" "Hey." "DAVE:" "Hey." "Of course, the drink of beer." "This'll do." "KATHERINE:" "Sorry you had a rough day." "Mm." "Mine sucked too." "Yeah." "But you know, if at the coffee shop," "You don't have to deal with all of the returns." "KATHERINE:" "Get angry rich guys all the time." "Yeah." "But they don't come in the next day with another problem" "Because they bought a... you know, they bought a warranty." "You know, if they don't like your coffee," "They can go somewhere else." "You know, but they buy a warranty with us," "So they have to come back." "And they're angrier than before." "Yeah." "Well, customers suck no matter where you work." "Seeing you makes me feel better." "Please." "Don't get all sentimental and mushy on me right now." "I'm not in the mood." "OK?" "I'm sorry." "I love you." "I'm always in the mood." "Don't you love me?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I do." "Then how come you never say it?" "I'm just not the mushy type." "My parents would say it all the time." "And it would have no meaning." "You know, I don't want to say it all the time" "And it not have any meaning." "You know, my dad never told it to my brother or myself." "I just don't wanna end up like my parents." "OK?" "Our top story." "There was an animal attack this evening, near Huron Park." "A large wolf has been seen leaving the scene." "Mysteriously, the victim has disappeared." "Police say they got a call and witnesses saw the attack," "But the whereabouts of the victim" "And a couple of the witnesses cannot" "Be accounted for at this time." "Bulldogs, Em." "Great big ones." "You know?" "They're the best kind of dog." "But... but aren't bulldogs dangerous?" "No." "No." "Not at all." "Like, you know, British bulldogs and bullmastiffs." "Like Hooch from that old Tom Hanks movie," ""Turner and Hooch."" "They're the best kind of dog." "Oh, yeah." "No, no." "The ones that drew on everything." "Yeah." "But you know, like, they're big." "And you can wrestle with them." "You know?" "Criminals don't fuck with those dogs." "They'd get their balls bitten off." "Yeah." "But big dogs are hard to control." "They knock shit over." "And they're... they're just hard to manage." "Yeah, but who likes little dogs?" "You know?" "For real?" "Aw, no, man." "It's like little rat dogs." "I've seen cats bigger than those." "Come on." "They couldn't scare away a mouse, let alone some criminal." "You know?" "Nah." "You ain't no Paris." "What the fuck?" "So Emily, how about I get you another drink?" "Why?" "You trying to get me drunk?" "Maybe." "What?" "She's single." "I'm single." "Yeah." "But I'm not blind." "MIKE:" "Ha ha." "Nice." "Lonnie, you try this every time you're drinking." "Why don't you lay off and quit being a sleazebag?" "Don't even bother." "He's had a crush on me for years." "If nothing, I'm not persistent." "Don't worry." "I'll get you one of these times." "Ugh. (MIMICKING) I'll get you one of these times." "Patrick." "Buddy." "Hey, hey." "If you're gonna smoke that, just smoke it outside." "You know, I hate working at the fucking computer store" "Sometimes." "You know, I don't get benefits." "They don't pay for overtime." "You know?" "And I work full-time hours, minus" "You know, one or two, just so they can keep" "Me on that part-time status." "You know?" "What the fuck are you guys playing, anyway?" "You should come work with me at Star Coffee." "At least they give their part-timers benefits." "Star Coffee?" "Yeah." "All right." "Well, I wouldn't make half as much." "And you know how much I hate coffee." "But it's such a great company to work for." "Right." "Star Coffee." "Yeah." "The farmers even get benefits in the third world countries." "Yeah." "I bet they do, man." "Like, it still doesn't explain the fact that they're" "Working for big businesses." "Fuck." "What do you mean?" "You don't understand, man." "Like..." "like, Star Coffee is like a big corporation." "And they have, like, no heart, man." "No... no soul, man." "Like..." "like, they have no ethics." "You know what I'm saying?" "If they come into your business, they could like... you know," "Fuck... they see it, and then they just shut it down." "No profits, man." "No." "Star Coffee isn't like that." "JACK:" "Yes, they are, man." "Really?" "If they came into your shop right now, man," "And they checked all of your fucking books" "And then went all the way through and then saw," "Like, red vines and shit everywhere, fuck." "It... they'd fucking close the doors on you, man." "Fucking rubber stamp your ass." "KATHERINE:" "Yeah." "But that's business." "Really?" "Really, man?" "I know first-hand." "You know what I'm saying?" "Like, my mom, man, she worked at a company for like... for" "Like fucking eight years, man." "You know?" "Oh, fuck." "Her company was so good, man." "She'd bring me there when I was a kid," "And I'd fucking pet ladies and shit." "Fuck." "It was so good." "I'd have barbecued and fried chicken." "I like fried chicken, man." "Fuck." "[Panting]" "Fuck, man." "Yeah." "So you don't understand, man." "They came in." "They checked all of the books." "And they fucking shut the... the whole fucking business down," "Like the departments and shit." "She sold, like, women's clothing." "Yeah, man." "Bras and shit." "I tried some on." "That's awful." "My God." "Like, it's just kind of like what Chase said." "You know?" "You remember him?" "You fucking met him." "We used to... fuck." "Fucking... yeah, man." "Like, it's like what he said." "We need a revolution and stuff like that." "You know, all of the third world counties," "They all get together." "Fucking Europe and shit." "Here we go." "A debate on politics." "Look what you did." "DAVE:" "You do know communism failed, right?" "Man, in, like, theory, that shit would work." "You know?" "Everybody would be making like $20 an hour, minimum wage." "You know?" "[Mumbling] You know?" "Like, you know, man, I don't do that shit." "But man, you know?" "Like, all of the millionaires and business owners and shit" "Would be profit sharing and shit." "And then, like, all the millionaires" "Who have over $1 million, they'd," "Like, cut their money in half and give half" "To Africa and charity and shit." "Man, I can dream of a perfect world." "Can you?" "Yeah." "I like that." "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "Aw, shit." "I'm winning again." "You... almost gotcha." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, check out this shit." "Bam!" "Ha ha!" "Gotcha!" "Come on." "Sing the loser song." "Come on." "A bet's a bet, man." "I won." "You lost." "Sing like a bitch." "Fuck you, Mike." "You gonna roach on the bet?" "Sing!" "I'm not singing like a little bitch." "I'll get you next time we play." "Ah, fuck you, Lonnie." "Shit, who invites you to these things, anyway?" "Fuck you." "I came with Jack." "Yeah, well, I don't know why Jack" "Always asks you to tag along." "Fucking douche." "MIKE:" "Hey, man." "How's your night going?" "All right, I guess." "Dude, man, I'm sorry about complaining about my job." "MIKE:" "Nah, man, Don't worry about it." "Work just sucks sometimes, you know?" "I hate my job." "Fuck." "Working nights sucks ass." "Feel like a fucking vampire, going" "To bed at the crack of dawn." "Feel like the crack of ass." "DAVE:" "Ha." "Why do we hate working so much, anyway?" "You know?" "Other than beer money, what's the point?" "You know, we work for these big companies that treat" "Us like rats in a rat race." "I feel like I'm chasing a piece of fucking cheese." "So-called American dream." "That shit doesn't exist." "I'm starting to think Jack's political bullshit's all true." "[Laughter]" "MIKE:" "Jack?" "Fucking Jack." "(IMITATING) Hey, man." "Star Coffee, man." "Heh." "Bush, Bush." "[Gargling sound]" "Fuck that noise." "Come on, man." "He's just a pessimistic revolutionary wannabe." "DAVE:" "Yeah." "Don't listen to Jack." "DAVE:" "Yeah, I guess you're right, man." "I just don't wanna end up like my parents, you know?" "They're a bunch of hypochondriacs," "Always worrying about something or catching" "Some fucking disease." "I don't wanna catch that." "So you're worried about catching" "The problem of worrying." "That's fucking rich." "Yeah, well." "Yeah, I just don't wanna be trapped." "You know?" "I don't wanna feel like I'm stuck." "This job." "You know what I mean?" "All you gotta do is suck it up for a bit." "You know, work a little more, save some cash." "I don't know, or Take some time off or... or fuck that." "Quit your job and get a real one." "Can't be doing this part-time shit forever." "Yeah, I guess you're right, man." "Let's go." "Let's get out of here." "Stop it, man." "Stop what?" "Stop what?" "Serious conversation." "DAVE:" "Listen." "Dramatic pause." "DAVE:" "I got [inaudible]." "Hey, guys." "I heard a really cool brain teaser the other day." "If you could go back in time and kill Hitler's parents" "Before Hitler was ever born, in order to stop World War II," "Would you do it?" "So you're saying, like, you go back" "And kill innocents just to save the lives of future people?" "That's a good one." "OK." "PATRICK:" "Oh, I got one." "OK." "OK." "If a guy had a gun and put it to your head," "Would you suck his dick or would you take the bullet?" "Dude, I was being serious." "PATRICK:" "So am I." "JACK:" "Really?" "[Stuttering] Listen." "[mumbling] Right now." "I'd take the bullet, man." "Yeah." "Because even if you did live, you'd" "Be forever like a [inaudible]." "It's true." "It's true." "Hey, Kat." "Haven't seen you in a couple of weeks." "Yeah." "I've been busy with work and family stuff." "I just spent last week with my parents" "For my mother's birthday." "MIKE:" "Yeah?" "That's cool." "How are things with you and Dave?" "KATHERINE:" "Uh, they're good." "Yeah." "I have been thinking about you a lot lately." "Mike, I'm happy with Dave." "I know." "I know." "He's my best friend." "Kat, you know, when I see you guys together," "Sometimes I get a bit jealous." "You know?" "Mike, we only dated for a couple of weeks." "I know, but I thought we had something special." "Didn't you?" "I have something special with Dave." "Yeah." "You're just feeling lonely because you're" "Single, since... since you broke up with Hillary." "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know, forget it." "Forget this conversation happened." "What conversation?" "Aw, man." "We're out of munchies." "I just finished off the chips." "Hey, Mike." "Go to your store and get food." "Yeah." "Dude, I don't wanna go to work with my head off." "Yeah, man." "And get some nachos." "Shit, pizza too, man." "We can't... we can't have a party without pizza, man." "Gotta get nachos." " OK, pizza." " Oh, sweet." "Pizza." "Totally." " It's already made." " All right." "All right." "Lousy hungry stoners." "Dave, are you gonna drive?" "What?" "Yeah." "So I'll drive." "Yeah, man." "I'm gonna come for the ride because I gotta" "Make sure Mike doesn't eat everything when he's high," "Like he did last time." "PATRICK:" "Yeah, man." "Oh, man." "Oh, man." "Oh." "You gotta listen to this story." "Listen to this story." "So Mike starts hitting back all of the munchies, man." "Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho." "PATRICK:" "All right." "Shut up for a second." "Don't say anything." "Just shut up." "Listen to this story, man." "Hilarious." "A couple of nachos, some burritos, little bit of tacos," "Some pizza." "Gets you going." "Shut up." "And this guy just... this guy just all of a sudden..." "I think he was just planning to just give it..." "Drop a little, you know..." "[Fart noise]" "But this... can you shut up and let me tell one damn story?" "And so what happens is he just let one rip, man." "It was just a huge log, all over the car, all over his hair." "I think it was on his hand." "KATHERINE:" "Ew!" "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go." "EMILY:" "Aw." "Even a garbage can." "PATRICK: [inaudible]." "What the fuck, man?" "We weren't letting him back in the car," "Especially not still smelling like shit, man." "Yeah, man." "I'm sorry, bro." "MIKE:" "Fuck you." "It was Joe's story." "MIKE:" "And he was in my car, so there was no way in hell..." "Not that it was... not that it was any much" "Of a change from the usual." "Yeah, yeah." "Dave's like, shit, yeah, not much has changed." "Look at us." "Is smelling shit new?" "I'm seeing someone." "DAVE:" "Smelly cat." "Smelly cat." "Yeah, what are they feeding you, man?" "PATRICK: (SINGING) What are they feeding you?" "[Laughter]" "PATRICK:" "Cut it out!" "So what flavor of chips should I get?" "I know they wanted nachos and I assume salsa." "Yeah." "OK." "So what flavor of chips should I get?" "EMILY:" "Uh, barbecue, I guess, and ketchup." "DAVE:" "All right." "MIKE:" "I like salt and vinegar." "DAVE:" "Well, did you guys know that they don't have" "Ketchup chips in the states?" "MIKE:" "No shit." "EMILY:" "What?" "MIKE:" "Potato chips and ketchup just don't work." "DAVE:" "Wait." "Wait." "Wait a second." "What about french fries?" "Those are potato." "And people have those with ketchup all the time." "EMILY:" "Yeah." "It's just not the French." "They just... they just love them." "MIKE:" "And the Dutch." "EMILY:" "Yeah." "DAVE:" "OK." "So what about pizza?" "[Muffled conversation]" "[Dogs howling]" "Sounds like tons of dogs howling." "Ketchup?" "Can there be any other way, dude?" "[Screaming]" "Hey!" "Get the door!" "I don't know!" "What was that?" "I don't know!" "Somebody help us!" "What happened to her?" " She was attacked." " Like a mugging?" "Or..." "No!" "Like a dog or something." "(SARCASTICALLY) Or the hairiest mugger I've ever seen." "Mike, have you been hitting the booze again?" "What?" "Mike drunk?" "Yeah." "Like that's a first." "Haven't you shown up for the night shift completely" "Hammered before?" "Only like twice." "DAVE:" "Guys, look, our friend's bleeding pretty bad." "OK." "Fine, fine, fine." "There's a washroom in the back." "Go wash her arm off." "If it gets really bad, call an ambulance." "Just, you know, chop, chop." "Thanks, boss." "Watch it." "OK." "I'm gonna get something for you." "OK." "Emily looks OK for now." "She needs stitches, but I don't think" "We need to call an ambulance." "So what the hell attacked us out there?" "DAVE:" "I don't know." "It... it looked like a..." "You mean a werewolf?" "It's impossible." "Isn't it?" "MIKE: (FRUSTRATEDLY) I don't know." "Why are you asking me?" "DAVE:" "You're the one that likes big dogs." "MIKE:" "Well, not that big." "OK." "OK." "So what do we do?" "Assuming that they're called werewolves..." "MIKE:" "Of course they were." "I've never seen a dog that big." "We gotta do something, or they're gonna kill everyone." "MIKE:" "All right." "OK." "OK." "In the movies, like..." "Like "The Wolfman,"" "Werewolves are like vulnerable to silver and like, you know," "Silver bullets and other things made with silver, right?" "Well, where are we gonna get silver bullets?" "Yeah." "I don't even know where to get a gun." "This is Canada." "There isn't very many guns." "My uncle has a friend that goes hunting." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I stole that guy's rifle once." "OK." "Where is it?" "Um, it was at a cottage, up north." "DAVE:" "How far up north?" "About three hours." "That doesn't help us now." "Yeah." "I guess it doesn't." "DAVE:" "left the apartment." "Then what gives?" "In the movies, it takes, like, hours after the sun goes down" "Before anyone changes into a werewolf" "And days before they even know they're a werewolf." "And even then it's like one guy is" "Screwing around in the woods." "There were two or three of them out there tonight." "The moon just came up." "Well, I guess this isn't like any movie we've ever seen." "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "What the hell's going on back there?" "Our buddy just turned into a werewolf!" "Uh huh." "And I'm the boogie man." "It's true." "We're all dog food." "Can I be Kibbles 'n Bits." "Yeah." "And I'll be a [inaudible]." "Oh, God damn it!" "Oh!" "Look, look, a bone." "[Panting]" "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "Why the fuck are you guys hiding here?" "Get me the fuck out of here!" "There's a fucking back door!" "We can't." "There's werewolves outside." "We gotta make a run for the car, man." "No!" "Fuck that!" "Fuck you!" "We're not gonna make it!" "We can't stay here." "The werewolves will get us." "Let's go." "Fuck!" "[Growling]" "[Panting]" "Guys." "You'll never believe this." "We were just attacked at the store." "Werewolves." "Giant fucking werewolves like big, pissed off dogs on crack." "[Laughter]" "What are you talking about?" "[Inaudible]" "Yeah." "Order a couple of shots." "Totally." "No." "It's true." "You weren't drinking and driving, were you?" "No." "Mike was." "It's true, though." "Forget it, man." "They're not gonna believe us." "Then the fucking things break in here." "Let's bar the door or something." "Wait!" "Wasn't Emily with you?" "She was." "And then she got bit." "She turned into one of those fucking werewolves!" "What?" "Hey, dude, man, uh, lay off the chronic." "I mean, they probably just passed it in a ditch" "Somewhere on the way back." "Or maybe... maybe she hooked up with some ugly dude." "You know?" "Yeah." "An ugly guy, but still better looking than Jack." "[Laughter]" "Forget it now." "They're never gonna believe this." "Seriously." "Fuckhole." "No, you bite me." "Fuckhole." "All right." "DAVE: [inaudible] in my parent's." "And it's silver!" "Ha!" "They'd have to be some pretty fucking small dogs" "To be scared of that shit." "You could have a [inaudible] poodle." "[Growling]" "This just in." "People are being mauled by wild animals all around town." "These mysterious animals are..." "We can't stay here." "Who are you talking to?" "Where would we go?" "We have nowhere..." "Anywhere but here." "And stay where?" "We don't... we have no cash for a hotel." "DAVE:" "But the werewolves!" "Enough with the stupid werewolves." "The attacks are happening in residential" "Areas and do not seem to be..." "Oh, no, dude." "Dude." "We have got to get out of here." "This town is not safe." "Look at the news." "Several police officers who were searching" "Have now disappeared." "MIKE:" "Why isn't anybody watching?" "Why would I watch?" "She's, like, talking about babies blowing up" "Or things blowing up..." "NEWS ANCHOR:" "Police commissioner Francina" "Said they're searching for the officers and suspect foul play." "I mean, not my problem, right?" "No." "A terrorist has not been ruled out." "I mean, we might as well still go out and get high, baby." "You know?" "Right." "You said it, man." "The news sucks." "I know." "Look, Mike and I, we have weapons." "If... if we just get to the car and... and... and... and go." "For the last time, I am not skipping town with you tonight." "DAVE:" "But the werewolves." "Stop it." "There's no such thing as werewolves." "[Growling]" "Ugh." "Those damn dogs next door, they never shut up." "Those neighbors of hers, dude, are always so loud." "[Growling]" "Yeah, guys, hide behind the couch because upholstery's" "Like garlic to werewolves!" "[Laughter]" "[Screaming]" "[Mumbling]" "I thought you locked the back door." "I thought you did!" "God damn it!" "Dude, [inaudible]." "Whoa." "I can't even feel my arm." "Boy, this is some good shit." "[Chewing noises]" "[Screaming]" "You guys!" "[Breathing heavy]" "Oh, God." "Oh, God, this can't be happening." "Well, it fucking is." "Take it easy." "We tried to tell you." "What?" "Oh, that's right." "Couldn't hear you over the sound of me shitting myself." "Take it easy!" "Take it easy." "Are you freaking kidding me?" "We're all gonna die." "Giant fucking poodles are gonna rip us apart." "Shut up, OK?" "We need to find a way out of this." "Whatever we do, make it quick." "We can't just drive around all night." "I see them out there, running around." "And we're low on gas." "We're all gonna die." "We're all gonna die!" "Shut up, Lonnie!" "OK?" "Can you just suck it up for a bit?" "Mike, we need to find a place to hold up for the night." "We're screwed, man." "We're all gonna die." "We're coming up to the supermarket." "I mean, I have the keys." "We can lock it up, right?" "And like, we got food and stuff." "And we still have silverware." "Sounds like a plan, unless anybody" "Else has any better ideas." "No." "It's a good idea." "I think we should stop, man." "Hey." "Guys." "Guys, I don't think we should get out of the car." "You guys, come on." "This is..." "I don't think we should" "Leave..." "let's get in the car and let's go somewhere else." "Fine." "You wait in the car like a little bitch." "When the big dogs come out to play," "They'll tear you to fucking pieces, pal." "OK." "OK." "OK, I'm coming." "I'm coming!" "Guys, wait up." " Mike." " Yeah?" "Lock the doors." "Got it." "Yeah, but... what about the windows?" "They're... they're gonna be able to see us, man." "Look, we can hide in the back." "I hope this place is safe forever." "Will you stop it?" "It's bad enough without your complaining." "When we were here, there was offices back there," "Some washrooms." "Let's go back there." "Wait." "Can't go back there." "Emily's back here." "My God, you're right." "She became one of those things." "Then we locked her in here." "OK." "But she's one of them now, right?" "What do we do?" "If she gets out, she might try to kill us." "If it gets out of there, it will kill us." "I don't that thing's very secure in there." "What can we do?" "I don't know?" "I don't wanna be some big doggy treat." "So we kill it before it kills us." "That's Emily you're talking about." "No." "No, it isn't." "Emily's turned into a monster." "OK?" "Guys, Emily's dead." "We don't know that." "She might be OK in the morning." "OK." "You're just saying that based on what" "You've seen in werewolf movies." "But we don't know." "Dude, that's Emily in there." "What the fuck, man?" "I thought you had a thing for her!" "We have to!" "It's either her or us." "OK?" "Yeah, the girl I liked is dead." "And that thing in there will kill us," "First chance we give it." "That thing is Emily!" "LONNIE:" "Not anymore, it isn't!" "Please stop fighting." "Look, Mike's right." "What if we just wait until morning." "You know?" "She'll change back." "And..." "Yeah." "Or she might not." "But we don't know what's gonna happen." "But I do know what happens if she gets out." "We gotta kill her first and save ourselves." "No." "Get out of my way." "Dave, come on." "What the fuck?" "DAVE:" "Lonnie, man." "Lonnie!" "[Growling]" "I had to." "No, you didn't, you son of a bitch." "It was her or us." "You could have waited until morning." "What if she would have got out?" "Huh?" "I don't care." "Well, I do!" "And I'm gonna kill anyone else who" "Turns into one of those things." "That thing was Emily!" "Not anymore!" "She's already dead." "That's why I killed it." "Maybe I should kill you." "What?" "Settle the score for Em." "DAVE:" "Mike, you don't mean that." "So what if I do?" "This son of a bitch deserves it." "Fuck you." "Fucking kill you." "Guys!" "Look, this isn't helping." "Fucking prick." "Mike, this isn't the time." "I can't handle all of this." "Everything's just so wrong." "I just lost a bunch of friends." "Still can't believe this is happening." "I just..." "I just feel so empty." "Don't worry." "We'll make it out." "What if we don't?" "We will." "We will." "We just have to stay here until morning." "Then all the werewolves turn back?" "What about Emily?" "She's dead." "I know." "Shh." "I know." "Lonnie had a point." "We couldn't stay here with a build... with a werewolf" "In the building." "I just hope we did the right thing." "What if he didn't?" "What are we gonna do?" "We'll make it out." "I promise." "You don't know that." "OK." "I can't handle this." "Yes, you can." "You're stronger than you give yourself credit for." "Oh." "You think so?" "Yeah, I do." "Come on." "You [inaudible] boyfriend, so I never had girlfriends." "You know, we've put up with so much crap." "That's true." "We'll make it out all right." "OK?" "Come here." "Let's just get some rest." "Hey." "Hey, what's going on, buddy?" "Bad?" "Better than you." "[Mumbling] Aw, dude, come on, man." "It's just looks bad." "Are you still out there?" "[Laughter]" "I don't know, man." "I don't know." "I don't know." "But I made a new friend." "Check this out." "Pretty cool, huh?" "Hey, hey." "I don't think so." "Man, come on." "Hey." "I love you." "What?" "I love you." "I thought you said it would lose its meaning." "I know." "But under the circumstances, perfect time." "Hey." "What time is it?" "Is it almost dawn yet?" "Because we've been here forever." "4:20." "[Laughter]" "Nice." "Calm down, blunt man." "We don't have any chronic." "And even if we did, it's not the time or the place." "Yeah." "[Gunshot]" "Did you hear that?" "Sounds like gunshots." "[Gunshot]" "The fucking cavalry's here, man." "Or the army." "MIKE:" "Guys, come on!" "Get in here!" "Go!" "What the fuck was that?" "Why did you chop off your own arm?" "It's better than turning into one of them." "DAVE: (ANGRILY) You could have let more of them in, Mike." "How can you open the fucking door?" "Relax." "You've got nothing to worry about now that I'm here." "MIKE:" "Who the hell are you?" "Yeah." "Who are you?" "Are you a cop?" "I'm John Lupus." "And I'm a hunter." "What's going on outside?" "Did you see anyone else out there?" "Do you have anymore silver or guns?" "I've got my silver axe and some stakes." "The last silver bullet is in that wolf back there." "Most of the town are kibble, even the local cops," "Long dead and eaten right now." "Some, less chewed up, have gotten up as zombie life, half" "Dead zombie-like werewolves." "Yeah." "We saw that here earlier." "All right." "I've been looking for the alpha male of the pack." "He's the biggest and the meanest and the first one that started" "All of this crap tonight." "Why are you looking for the biggest one?" "Because he's the leader, just like a normal wolf pack." "He's the oldest werewolf, more experienced." "If I take him out, the others won't work as well together." "They can be tracked, picked off easier." "How do you know all of this?" "We've never seen any of this before." "Well, I come from a family of hunters." "Goes back a few centuries." "We've been hunting exotic creatures for a long time." "And I've seen this before, in a little town in Eastern" "Europe a few years ago." "All right, man." "We need to kick thier asses before." "We're saved!" "Hey." "It's not that easy." "I barely made it out alive last time." "Hunting these things is tough." "Best way to get them is when they're" "Human, before the full moon." "This latest alpha I've been trying for years" "Since the last incident." "So they do turn back." "DAVE:" "Years." "How many of them are there?" "It's just this one, as far as I know." "After tonight, who knows?" "I tracked them from that small town, all across Europe." "This one's smart." "He started flying from continent to continent," "Avoiding full moons." "DAVE:" "How can he afford that?" "He works odd jobs just to get the cash" "To fly to the next stop, like a backpacker." "This time, his money and luck ran out." "Must have been stuck here without airfare" "To get to Australia." "And he has to go east to avoid nightfall." "I'm just sorry I didn't get here a couple of days" "Ago, before the full moon." "So he didn't wanna be a werewolf," "And you're still gonna kill him?" "It's like that guy I hit with my car." "He wanted me to kill him." "He must have known that the moon was almost up." "Yeah." "Maybe." "But it's not just a regular full moon." "Tonight is a full blue moon." "It's like a werewolf feeding frenzy." "Normally, he would've attacked only" "A few people, but not tonight." "LONNIE:" "I knew it!" "We're all gonna die!" "Shut the hell up!" "Your crazy ramblings won't help." "You're just about as bright as a black crayon." "And you're still a few colors short of a full pack." "I don't need your shit." "We've been through a lot tonight." "Want a piece of me, kid?" "Come on." "First one's free." "With pleasure." "[Grunt]" "Lonnie, you idiot." "So why haven't we seen any of this before?" "I mean, like, if people bit and, you know, become alphas," "Then, you know, they start more packs, why doesn't this spread?" "They're drawn to the wilderness," "Mostly the forests of Europe." "They can't get too many people in the middle of nowhere." "This alpha, they don't want to change at all." "That's when he came up with this flying to beat the night idea," "Using time zones." "Huh." "How long has this been going on?" "For a long time." "My family's been hunting for centuries." "There were werewolves even before that." "Everyone's heard of the Spanish Inquisition" "Against witches, in the Middle Ages." "What most people don't know is that they burned" "A lot of werewolves in France and Germany," "Sometimes whole towns and families, all in human form," "Of course." "Like I said, the easiest way to get them." "Oh, God." "But they're innocent people that have been bitten." "Mike, I'm not... oh, my god." "What's the matter, sugar?" "She's having a hard time dealing with the death" "Of her friend Emily." "Lonnie killed her because she was bitten." "Then he did what I would have done." "Can't be too careful." "If you let a werewolf live, it'll come back to get you." "She was our friend." "WEREWOLF HUNTER:" "Not anymore." "After being bitten, she wouldn't have" "Known you from a Milk-Bone." "Even if you're right, I'm no fighter." "It's not as hard as you think." "You just have to remember not to think." "Just react when you see a werewolf." "Get them before they can get you because thinking" "Will get you killed." "I'll try and remember that." "Thanks." "I'll remember it too." "Good." "If we all do, we'll make it through the night." "I know I will." "I I'm not gonna be some overgrown mutt's chew toy." "Dude, so do you know where the werewolves came from?" "Well, there are paintings and stories about werewolves" "Throughout the Middle Ages." "One book from the 8th century describes" "A race known as ecino senthali, or a dog-headed people." "Also heard of a legend about a Roman centurion" "That turned into a werewolf." "Rome?" "So they've been around for, like, most of history." "Yeah." "And more recently, in the 15th century," "There were so many werewolves around Constantinople" "That the Emperor had to leave the city to slay 150 of them." "Of course, modern theories think this" "Is a rumor or exaggeration." "But it's true." "He and his men were first to realize" "That silver is effective." "You sure know a lot about them." "Not really." "Just enough to let me hunt better, like this." "Silver works well." "Yeah." "We know." "We had some silverware with us." "Good for you, genius." "Gotta to stop the werewolves from spreading beyond town." "That's why." "Got to kill the alpha, at all cost." "We get it." "You stop him, you stop the rest of them." "The question is, how do we live?" "Here." "Take some of these." "Can't use the spears with one arm." "So we're all agreed that this guy kicked some serious ass" "And he can get us out of this." "Yeah." "He's a total badass." "He can get us out of here safe." "If anyone can, it's him." "Yeah." "Sorry, guys." "I work alone." "Can't have all of your guys with me." "Oh, come on, man." "You're the only one who could get us out of this." "You've gotta take us with you." "Dude, you kick total ass." "Yeah." "I am an asskicker." "I've killed more werewolves than you've had birthdays." "You've gotta help us." "Please." "I can't resist when you ask so nicely, baby." "Look." "I'm sure we all can help you, sir." "Well, the last time I fought them," "I did party too hard afterwards." "Woke up the next day in an Eastern European brothel." "I guess you guys can keep me from getting too drunk" "And wake me when I'm hungover." "Last time, I woke up hungover with a fierce case of crabs" "And made the werewolves seem friendly." "OK." "It's settled." "You can come with me." "Come on, guys!" "Quick!" "To the car!" "There's one." "[Growling]" "Nice reaction time!" "We may just make a hunter out of you yet." "[Shout]" "Shit!" "Fuck!" "He bit through the radiator." "We're not going anywhere in this." "Back to the store!" "[Growling]" "Come on!" "Shit!" "WEREWOLF HUNTER:" "Come on!" "[Growling]" "Shit." "God damnit." "[Grunting]" "What does he want so bad?" "[Growling]" "[Grunting]" "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "Oh, he's making [inaudible]." "Ah!" "[Growling]" "Yes." "Let's go." "Go, go, go, go, go." "The elevator." "All right, move." "Damnit, wait." "Son of a bitch!" "That's for Emily, you son of a bitch!" "Which way?" "This way." "We'll cut through the bushes, lose them." "Let's go!" "Go, go." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Move!" "[Growling]" "Which way now?" "They're catching up." "Quick!" "To the playground." "We can fight them off there until morning." "[Growling]" "[Grunts]" "Fuck!" "This really hurts." "I'm coming to that." "No." "But... but what is it, like 6:00?" "The sun could be up in, like, five minutes or 40." "Who knows?" "We'll make it." "No." "No." "I don't wanna become one of those things." "I don't wanna hurt you guys." "I love you guys." "Say that, and stop the alpha." "Stop all of this from happening." "Ugh!" "[Growling]" "[Grunting]" "Now get him!" "Yes!" "We did it!" "Who's your daddy?" "[Inaudible]." "[Music drowning out speeh]" "Help!" "Somebody." "We did it!" "We're alive." "Oh, my god." "The werewolves didn't bite you." "Did they?" "No." "No." "Nothing to worry about." "I just got scratched by one of the bushes from the woods." "[Music playing]"