"WE ALL GET OUR SHARE" "EVERYBODY KNOWS" "She takes off dozens, hundreds of them... panties and bras." "A real nightmare!" "Maybe you should see a therapist" "No way!" "I'm much better off suffering." "Have sex with her then..." "Bruno...hello?" "It's a dream!" "You're talking about Eva, right?" "Yeah, so?" "You think someone as hot as her would go for a guy like me?" "Seriously, do you?" "Why don't you work out?" "Do" "You do?" "Yes, three times a week I do weights, twice a week I do karate, and in the evenings I swim" "Even in the mornings I do a little stretching right after I wake up." "Where are you going?" "We went the wrong way" "HUM"" "Please, watch your step Thank you, Renato." "Paolo, come on!" "Watch your step" "I told you!" "What's he laughing at?" "I'm depressed" "Paolo, that's it!" "You're not a male model, but what do you care." "They're all gay anyway!" "Huh, really?" "How do you know for sure?" "Everybody knows" "You worked as a model, right?" "It's a nightmare, even if it seems a commercial." "And he's the lead." "Who's the lead?" "Mr. Incredible Ass." "You sound like a teenager" "Go out and get yourself a good porn movie and get over it." "What are you talking about, Isa?" "Porn is actually getting a better rap from women." "It's healthy and it's safe." "Look, all that raw meat kind of disgusts me." "Better than an evening at the local pizzeria." "Honestly, it's a little sleazy" "Hello Sister." "You know I have an open mind, I'm not judging anyone!" "I believe in freedom of..." "I understand men who like and women as well!" "Look...it's totally sleazy!" "You're so middle-class." "Everybody's problem It's becoming cultural genocide." "Genocide, huh?" "Ouch, shit!" "Look at him." "Damn, his nose is big" "Wait..." "Eva, what are you doing?" "Don't worry, we'll do it later" "Are you done yet?" "You're not mining for gold for God's sake." "How long does it take to assemble a vacuum cleaner?" "What has happened to you men?" "You are all such slow sissies!" "Trying to hit on a girl?" "Slow Taking a girl out?" "Slow." ""Lulu." "You're always thinking it over." "What are you waiting for?" "I don't expect you to open the car door or even the restaurant's one, but come on!" "Have you become the women?" "I'm an alien that just got off the spaceship!" "Hey, don't push it." "Get the vacuum cleaner working" "Ill!" "..." "Isa, would you come with me?" "Where?" "What were we talking about?" "The sex shop, where else?" "Are you crazy?" "I don't go to those places" "You're the one who told me to go there." "Morning, madam" "Miss, please!" "Could you help me with this?" "Do you know they got me on a catheter?" "I'm ruined!" "What are you doing?" "I'm looking for the cigarette what else?" " No mashed potatoes today." " What are you talking about?" "I just want to say one thing." "You haven't let me get one word in" "I've been going out with this guy" "You kn ow" "I mean people have to go out every now and then, right?" " Right." "So, we were making small tall-:...you men are really great at the small stuff!" "That's him." "So, we were having a great time" "I told him "we really do get along, don't we?"" "He was sweating, his eyes were bulging out of his head..." ""Please Teresa, don't ask these kind of questions, they make me nervous" "Really?" "What if I'd told you I was pregnant?" "Would you jump off a bridge?" "You guys are impossible!" "Are you done with that thing?" "Don't worry, we will show you how powerful it can be." "Could you watch the children?" "I'll be right back." "Get the invoice ready" "We won't need to do the demonstration No way, I have to vacuum something." "I bet your sign is Taurus" "WI!" "..." "Let's see if it's the truth." "I can't concentrate." "You mind if I turn on the TV?" "Get on the horsie." "Paolo!" "Gianluca climbed on the Coliseum!" "Gianluca who?" "Gianluca!" "He is on TV right now." "It's completely absurd!" "Are you out of your mind?" "That's not a game for kids!" "This poor innocent child with this contraption." "Switch it off!" "My hair!" "Oh God, all your hair is ripped out!" "Why did he climb up there?" "I don't know, they didn't say on TV" "Why did we park so far?" "To stretch our legs a bit" "To stretch our legs?" "I'm stretching my hunchback." "You carry it." " Are you crazy?" "I had hernia surgery!" "You were nine, Bruno!" "Yes, I was nine." "I think we should go" "Where?" "To go convince him to come down Right..." "Let's get some people together... you get him to come down and become a hero." "Let me call up your erotic fantasy" "II'!" "If Eva sees him up there, she'll fall in love with him." "Hello?" "Inn." "Bruno?" "You're kidding me?" "Is he crazy?" "What's happening?" "He wants to jump?" "Who wants to jump?" "You don't I-mow." "OK, I'm on my way What about me?" "Who?" "Eva?" "Tell him I'm not here..." "Yes, she's here." "I'll tell her No." "Tell me what?" "Hello?" "Claudia?" "Daniele, what do you want what time is it?" "U-H." "What?" "You're kidding?" "Gianluca?" "No, he wouldn't do a thing like that." "He's on top of the Coliseum" "Well, that's him all right!" "Of all the places he could have picked." "The Coliseum is way too touristy!" "Shut up!" "This is serious, I'm nut joking." "But...why?" "I don't know!" "That's terrible!" "It depends!" "Maybe he's doing it for a cause, you I-mow?" "Sometimes you need to get the world to listen to you." "You know, I think you are right" "Sometimes I think about it too." "What are you talking about, anyway?" "What now, are you crying?" "It's either you're screaming or you're crying!" "I 'm still' in bed." "The show was last night." "I was there, Claudia" "I was the only one listening while the other ones drank, ate and yelled." "You're such a snob!" "Why don't you go back to Spain and the bulls!" "Win'!" "you stop it?" "So, you think we should go see Gianluca?" "We are not going to the zoo" "OK...to visit him?" "Why do you always nitpick every single word?" "I don't want tn fight." "I'll meet you there." "Hello?" "Daniele?" "Inn." "I can't believe you like him He's so ordinary!" "I don't like him." "He's sexy and I hate him" "You can't have everything in life!" "It would be too good to be true." "What the hell." "So, you're coming or not?" "You think I should?" "We leave the poor guy up there?" "But Bruno will be there." "I don't feel like seeing him." "Sometimes I don't understand you" "What's that got to do with anything?" "Sometimes I don't understand you." "I'll be outside." "You exist or not, I do ask myself?" " Onto." " You." "That's your name, right?" "Something like that?" "Saverio." "Pleased to meet you, Claudia Cianfrugoni." "Tell me...if a friend of yours had climbed up on the Coliseum" "The Coliseum?" "Yes, I know, not very original" "Why?" "I don't know!" "So?" "If a friend of yours" "A friend?" "What kind of friend?" "Someone you know" "Would you ask him to come down?" "I don't know, never happened to me!" "I know, but what I mean is would you interfere?" "After all, everyone is free to choose his own destiny, right?" "I'll think about it..." "Do you have a cigarette?" "No, thanks." "You just asked for it." "I was just testing myself" "In these circumstances, you never know what to say" "You know, what if they interview you Who, me?" "No, not you, me" "I think some TV people will be there" "'NT" "Like, what?" "Is he going to kill himself?" "I don't know." "I'd better get ready" "He lumps!" "Cool!" "That's cool?" "He's got balls!" "That's my Book." "I put it there so directors and producers can appreciate it..." "They can see me become a different character." "I'm a different person when I act, you I-mow?" "You're an actress?" "How did you guess?" "Are you on television?" "Actually, I don't think television is the ideal medium when it comes to self-expression." "Are you in movies?" "Well, you know, movies with few exceptions, well, it's just business." "What do you do then?" "Theater." "Theater!" "Meaning?" "Meaning that I do theater pieces" "Right now I'm working on Ibsen, Hedda Gabler, heard of it?" "No, not even one of those three" "That figures." "Anyway, you'd like it." "I'm playing all the characters" "You make coffee too?" "Later..." "You can come and see me, if you like." "Thanks, but I'm nut into theater..." "No!" "It's not a theater, it's a pub A festival." "We're discovering different paths..." "OK, but theater is not" "You do drink beer, don't you?" "Kiwi." "Good" "And what do you do?" "I dance." "And your inspiration comes from Nijinsky, Nureyev, Baryshnikov, Bolle?" "Nijinsky, no." "The California Dream Men." "Who?" "The "Dream Men" of California" "Never heard of them Too bad." "Is this thing moving?" "You like it?" "I'm getting sea-sick" "It is sexy though." "You want another little kiss from your Saveriuccio?" "Young man, you can't stay up there" "You must come down or we'll have to come up and get you!" "HEY" "Mb?" "Go make it yourself!" "Daniele ?" "Oh, nothing, I just picked up another one last night." "The total Neanderthal type you should see him... or maybe not, you would steal him away from me." "Claudia, would you stop it?" "Why do you think we're 3" gay?" "OK, so come pick me up?" "I'm finishing up my shift." "You're already at work?" "I don't understand why you let them use you like that." "Job security, you take what you can get." "Listen, take a cab." "A cab?" "You know I don't get paid for acting!" "And I'm supposedly the one who gets used?" "Well, there's always the hope that someday a director will notice me." "In a Pakistani pub?" "You're out of your mind!" "Come and pick me up, Mr. Working Stiff!" "Use your junk-mobile then we can take daddy's car." "OK, but hurry." "There's a chance he might jump" "Listen, if he jumps, he jumps." "Half an hour won't make a difference." "Bye." "Look at all the people who are here for you" "Come down, slowly." "Careful, don't hurt yourself." "You?" "!" "make everyone happy, OK?" "Wen'!" "kid, what is it going to be?" "Mister?" "Don't worry, I I-mow that boy very well" "Just stay behind the lines, people!" "Why don't you all go home, we've got work to do!" "We're coming to get you, come on kid." "Easy..." "Come on, will you?" "I'm hungry." "What's that dumb-ass going to do?" "He could be armed!" "Armed, Gianluca?" "You don't know him." "Besides, aren't you supposed to be setting an example?" "HM." "Stay back!" "Calm down!" "If you don't leave me alone, I'll jump!" "You are so funny!" "Just like when you were little" "You get scared of every little thing." "Little?" "You think this is normal?" "You think it's normal to come listen to music up here?" "With those thing-ies stuck in your ears." "How'd you do it?" "Easy, it's like in the airports, they say there's more security now but you can actually walk through with a dagger" "Won't you give me a hug?" "Hi, grandma" "EVERYBODY RUNS" "Now let's listen to Gianluca's parents' reactions." "Let's give them a warm round of applause and thank them for being with us" "Good Morning." "What a lovely couple congratulations." "Good morning, Giulia." "Good morning, and welcome" "Thank you." "A couple of questions for Gianluca's parents so we can get their immediate reactions on Gianluca's reckless and, dare I say... provocative behavior" "He is your only child am I right?" "Can you hear me?" "Unfortunately, they can't hear me." "We're having technical di?" "ficulties." "We will have to re-connect with them again later on, if we still have time." "Let's move on now to" "' "Travelling and spending" ', a recepie to put your mind at ease." "Here with us in our studios is Angelo Tantillo." "At this rate we'll be too late to see anything." "I have to make this delivery or I'll lose my job." "You're 40 and still work as a delivery boy." "I can't help it, I graduated with a master in ans." "You'll never get it, you ignorant bastard!" "III... 'll-In." "'ll-Int." "Let's j g" "Get a move on I" "Just a second, man!" "I don't know what to do, Isa" "With this guy?" "No, with Bruno." "Let's analyze the situation" "I don't like it when he talks." "You tell him to shut up and get to work Anything else?" "We have different beliefs." "You tell him to shut up and get to work Other concerns?" "His aftershave makes me puke" "Buy him another one" "Are you crazy?" "He'll know I like him!" "Well then mail it to him, Eva!" "You think so?" "Go to hell!" "Go to hell" "You give me a lift?" "Tell me, would you ever go with a man?" "You mean in a car?" "No problem at all." "My underwear'?" "How should I know!" "Of course they're not dumb!" "The father stopped insulting us just before we started!" "If you want to keep this job make them talk." "Just keep filming, get them to make a plea" "Obviously, then I will pretend I'm talking to them live." "Got it?" "Otherwise no one will want you after this, not TV studios, not radio stations, not even the small-town festivals!" "No, I can do it, I can do it I know I can do it." "It's crazy" "I wonder how old people and pregnant women do this..." "I'm disgusted just thinking about it." "Isa, are you pregnant?" "Eva, are you stupid?" "It's just that if you would get pregnant it would be like a Star Trek episode!" "What does that mean?" "That you're careful" "Careful about what?" "Tim" "I'll tell you why" "You know when was the last time I got laid?" "A year and a half ago!" "Bruno!" "Oh God, Teresa!" "Good Lord, I don't see the little monsters, are we safe?" "They're with their mom, I'm their aunt." "What are you doing here?" "Let me guess?" "She followed us, Filomena Marturano." "Looks who's talking, Chopin!" " GI-ill'!" " 'Lii'." "Maybe you mean Sean Penn" "That's what I said." "Anyway, I'm here to apologize." "I know I can be difficult at times" "Can I offer you an ice cream, honey?" "An ice cream?" "It's freezing" "Why not, I get all warmed up with ice cream!" "The sun is coming out again" "Honk that horn!" "I'd kill them all if I could" "I can't believe we have to live like this." "This is the most beautiful city on earth with the most gorgeous men on earth." "Men who one day climb up onto ledges and jump off, right?" "Just like Gianluca." "Don't talk like that!" "He hasn't jumped yet." "What do you know?" "Without waiting for us?" "Plenty of people need to get laid, why do you think they eat so much?" "Either you are getting laid or you are eating." "People are afraid, it's not like in the movies" "They meet, they have a drink and then boom, they're in bed." "In real life sex creates plenty of problems." "Really?" "Sure." "It would be so easy." "I like you, you like me, let's do it!" "Not that difficult, right?" "Nothing to be ashamed of." "What about love?" "Sex first, and then if there's love, it lasts longer." "It never lasts for me." "Men just want me for my body" "I just feel so used" "She never wants to come out of the dormitory." "She's so stubborn, just like you" "Just like you when you don't answer me You're identical." "I want to meet her, Grandma." "No, no" "You're too young" "I'm older than I look" "I know" "You were born an old man, sweetheart" "You don't know what it means to live life without a care." "Yes, I know" "I remember you telling me when I was a child to go out and play." "But I loved being alone, or with you" "It's beautiful up here" "Very beautiful" "I mean, we tried" "You tried a bunch of times, didn't you?" "Of course!" "They don't listen Kids." "They just don't listen!" "Always swearing" "They just don't give a damn!" "And we are a couple who talk to their kids." "She talks a lot..." "What do I do?" "You talk." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Genocide..." "Systematic killing of an entire race." "Race" "Eva?" "Are you watching?" "Lb!" "It's a race, or a people" "Cool" "If it doesn't get here five minutes, I'm going to break something, I swear!" "That's exactly what I mean, you are completely repressed" "You talk and talk about freedom, but then you're cold." "Mun:-mi" "No." "Your problem is all in your head You hate men." "When you talk like that I'd slap you!" "Go ahead and do it then, just once and for all so you get it out of your system!" "Are you stupid or something?" "Sorry." "Sorry?" "Sorry my ass, you hit me!" "I hardly touched you." "You practically beat me up!" "I barely touched you, dammit!" "I can't stand violence!" "Violence." "Nowhere!" "Oh, where's my head?" "I brought you a Parmigiana" "Great!" "No!" "You can eat it later, though" "When you come down" "Why?" "Can't we eat it together?" "Do you want to kill me?" "All I need is a fork-full of that fried stuff!" "You still get stomach pains?" "No, I'm doing just fine" "I had a delightful little bit while your aunt wasn't locking." "A small piece" "You know, you can do everything in moderation." "Actually, you must." "He hasn't been home in three days." "It's always our fault, as usual" "Yes, they always blame the parents" "Gianluca has always been like this Since he was a child." "He wanted it all and "now"!" "I yelled myself hoarse." "He never listened.." "They say he wants to jump off the Coliseum." "Infill:" "If he wanted to jump he would have done it." "Why's he doing this?" "To find a job?" "Something serious?" "He's never lifted a finger." "All he does is screw around all day!" "That's how it is." "Loll." "Who, him?" "Please." "No." "I mean the situation." "Which one?" "Ours" "Bull-shit!" "How's your father?" "We talk every now and then" "It's not easy" "He doesn't know how to listen." "Not everybody is born with ears their hearts." "Ears on their heads?" "That's...that's perfect" "Grandma could you pass me my bag?" "Yes." "Here" "These are all my poems" "They are dedicated to you" "Now don't start crying" "Tears of joy are good for the earth" "You're a rock, gran" "Claudia?" "Claudia?" "Claudia, are you sick?" "Claudia!" "Claudia, I'll get someone to open the door for me, just hang on" "I'm here...help!" "Help...help!" "Someone help me!" "Mrs. Segnali, the girl on the third floor is isn't feeling well!" "Help!" "Help!" "Keep your eyes on the road." "You make me nervous!" "You are nervous?" "It was not my fault, I was ready to go but he's an animal, he threw me on the floor." "Well, congratulations, perfect timing What do you mean?" "Claudia, we aren't going to a picnic" "Well you shouldn't have asked the doorman to come up." "I was calling an ambulance!" "The most embarrassing moment!" "Me laying there with this guy on top of me, like a Spanish bull." "Stop." "Stop, please!" "Is it making you hot?" "What does he want?" "Don't know." "What are you staring at?" " Mann" " Hill" " What day is today?" ".5"," "The date." "The 25th." "Line canceled from the 25th for road maintenance." "May they all rot in hell!" "This is bullshit!" "And you are in la-la land!" "Now it's my fault!" "You've had this sign in front of you for three hours!" "Would you wake up?" "They're beautiful Gianluca." "Have you let anybody else read them?" "I'm sorry, I was on the phone with the Minister and couldn't getaway." "I'm sure you understand, Gianluca?" "You sent excellent material and the interviews went very well." "You're not a college graduate, but let's not worry about degrees" "Everyone knows that geniuses were never good in school!" "I was good in school Really?" "Well..." "We are offering you a position that will help you in your career as a writer." "You'll have to work day and night." "But you'll have a family who will take care of your extraordinary talent." "From now on you'll have to believe in yourself." "You will receive our company guidelines, within which, you will be able to express yourself freely" "How much will I earn?" "I beg your pardon?" "How much money?" "This is a bit unexpected, Gianluca." "I didn't know you were so materialistic" "How could you, since you don't know me at all." "Anyway, how much is the salary?" "We were thinking about a tryout period" "It's not easy to finds a position in a company such as ours." "You're a risk for us." "Really?" "Yes." "Let's see" "You are asking me to work for free, right?" "What kind of mentality is that?" "How am I supposed to live?" "I feed on my great talent?" "One of my friends got completely screwed by people like you." "They used his father until the day he died." "Enough...enough." "Put yourselves in our shoes." "We want to work, just like you" "Leave something for the others" "She says we can make a plea" "Speak for yourself" "I'll do it." "He's worth nothing" "Gianluca..." "It's your mother your father is here too" "Speak for yourself, I said!" "We're on the air." "I don't give a shit!" "They're saying that you're on top of the Coliseum Is this true?" "That's all antique and precious stuff Be careful." "What are they doing?" "God, I didn't even notice them!" "Why did you come?" "Not for Gianluca, I'm sure." "You know what?" "I don't like your attitude." "I don't feel like being judged." "Close it." "Do you really like my acting?" "Yes, I really do" "Do you have a condom?" "Ill!" "..." "I thought you wanted to make love." "III!"... you stay here until you get it up again" "Have you ever suffered from depression, grandma?" "Oh..." "I don't know." "Who had time for that?" "I had to raise six children, hide a partisan husband." "Damn that war." "All my pictures were lost, even Ostilde's" "My sister looked like a queen" "She got married when I was fourteen, she died sixteen days after her wedding" "I had a happy family." "She died in May" "We used to wear black then, when your dress was the exact color of your heart." "She died of tuberculous meningitis." "Her screams were... inhuman." "Hello?" "Mill..." "Yes, I'm working." "I'm making a delivery" "The teacher?" "What does she want from me?" "Are you sure?" "Yes, yes, of course I remember" "I'll be there in time." "Yes, I know you don't trust me" "Here, the address is on the envelope, I forgot all about my daughter." "I'll pick her up, drop her off and I'll be back." "Over my dead body." "I'm not asking much" "Bruno, be nice, come on." "I won't leave you alone." "I'll stay with you" "Take me with you." "Stop playing with that car!" "Roberto take this kid" "Gianluca, I need to pick up the PlayStation and I'm done." "If you don't see me in ten minutes, call the cavalry." "I'll get the car ready" "Gianluca?" "Are you sure I can stay at your grandmother's house?" "Until you find something better" "You're the only one helping me" "Bruno had an e-bay auction: old Nena records." "Can you believe that?" "Hurry before your wife throws your PlayStation out the window." "Ex-wife." "Remember the candles." "At my grandmother's electricity got switched off." "Your father has something to say" "I don't have anything to say" "You leave all the difficult things to me" "I don't have anything to say!" "As usual." "L "I-I" I" "I've had enough of all of this!" "Where are you going?" "Wait!" "Wait a minute!" "What do you want to convince me of?" "All of you need to get out of my house" "Are you done treating us like your puppets?" "What are you doing?" "Turn that fucking thing off?" "Will you turn it off and take it away?" "I'll rearrange your face!" "Get out!" "What are you waiting for, huh?" "Why are you still listening to them?" "Go away g" "Leave us alone!" "And leave my son alone too" "Let him jump, at least he has the balls to do it!" "What is he doing?" "I don't know" "I wonder how people stepped through those gates, never to leave again" "I was thinking about how many foreigners, immigrants..." "Even today people would feed them to the lions." "Touching these stones moves me" "I can feel the cruelty" "Just like when I walk down the street." "People are suffering" "I can see it in their eyes" "The world is full of pain, as is life itself." "We should appreciate it more, share our happiness," "ease others people's suffering" "That's what we should do believe me." "Because we all get our share" "I'm sure he's been up here since yesterday, the jerk!" "Sometimes he disappears for days, until we realize he's gone." "He doesn't give a damn about us!" "I'm really sorry." "KIWI!" "..." "My condolences" "Till..." "I was worried, he desappeared since yesterday evening." "See?" "It was nothing" "You must have been scared to death can I bring you anything?" "Excuse me?" "Would you like a glass of water?" "Homo!" "Let's go" "We all fell in the water and I couldn't swim, but I was thrashing around with my arms and my legs, so I stayed afloat" "My eyes were this big" "But it was so beautiful, the beautiful sea, and the sun." "Now it looks ill." "You, why are you so mad at Gianluca, anyway." "Don't tell me you find him attractive!" "Ouch!" "Are you stupid, or something?" "What happened?" "Are we there yet?" "Get out." "Are we at the Coliseum?" "Are you crazy?" "What's going on?" "How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not!" "I've got a ton of gay friends, but that doesn't." "Are you a fag?" "No, no, I'm not, nooo!" "What's the matter with him?" "Shut up!" "Look, I've got nothing against any of you" "If it were up to me, you could, maybe not adopt, but for sure get married!" "Claudia, thanks for your permission Thanks." " Would you quit talking shit, please?" " What are you getting so mad about?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I don't feel threatened by people who live their own lives, as long as I don't get kicked around!" "What do you care if people marry, live with, or screw ...an elephant!" "What the hell are you afraid of?" "I know it's a touchy issue for you, Dany, but..." "Claudia, enough" "My father was great" "Now what do I do?" "All the things he taught you." "And now?" "They are willing to give me a job, but my brother, he simply ignored the offer" "He prefers the occasional jobs, living his life like a bohemian." "My mother is happy about it," "" M 'I ml and they Pay" "But only if I don't file charges against them for my father's death." "That's obvious." "I want to die too" "If I decided to commit suicide I'd just start walking first." "That way, either I'd die of exhaustion or I would really start living." "Sue, Daniele" "Send us the material now Are they editing it?" "Good" "We'll air it as soon as it's ready" "The screen is in place" "Of course you leave the last scene, Giulia, are you kidding me?" "That's the climactic moment, the very soul of our audience." "We're stuck!" "Let's take the metro." "Are you crazy?" "Where do I park?" "Here." "It's my car." "It's your father's Same thing." "Come on, let's go" "This is going to be fun, I've never taken the metro before" "You haven't?" "How exciting." "Excuse me, can you give me forty cents for a metro ticket." "I'm hungry" "What is it Claudia?" "Claudia?" "Where are you going, Claudia?" "Eva, please" "There's been a terribly rapid increase in crime against women." "They get raped, cut up into little pieces, and then thrown into plastic bags." "Don't you read the papers?" "Isa, please, we are in broad daylight!" "Oh sure!" "And we're also in a sexist and male chauvinist society." "A woman is just another piece of meat a product to be sold on TV!" "Move, move or they'll leave!" "You're crazy!" "Wait, stop!" "You lunatics!" "Move!" "Today we are going to delve into the heart of Gianluca, who is keeping the entire country trembling with anticipation because of his defiance of his quasi-terrorist actions." "We will bring you an exclusive plea from Gianluca's parents." "Two simple and kind people who have been distraught by pain." "Two traditional parents who raised Gianluca through sweat and sacrifice," "Their plea will be projected at the Coliseum, in the hopes that he will hear their words and might decide to come down." "We are now in contact with him Do you hear me, Gianluca?" "You see your parents in a little while." "We have another gift for you, directly from our network." "Gianluca, should you decide to climb down from there, yulllhllv?" "hqqnlllq?" "you will be invited to appears as my guest'... for an entire episode" "I hope you won't let these clowns hurt you." "They didn't even bother to come" "You know your father" "And your mother too." "She's been taking meds since you were a child." "I know" "I know, I was late taking her to school and late taking her to swim practice." "I tried to bring her to her grandma's but she said no way, she has her life to live." "I was about to leave." "Honey, are you leaving it like this?" "I've got an urgent delivery, sweetheart, you'll stay with your uncle for a little bit." "A kiss to daddy" "Tourist?" "No, a friend of ours wants to jump" "I'll explain." "Wait a minute" "What are you doing?" "Memorizing his plates He's so cute!" "Hurry up, will it take long?" "Done." "You really know nothing about men." "We'll be safer than with someone in an iron lung!" "Quick, quick I" "Really, you look like a swell guy" "Get them off!" "What did I tell you?" "Yeah, you jinxed it!" "Shut up!" "Both of you!" "Should I take my clothes off?" "No!" "Shut up!" "Wait a moment..." "What happened to you?" "You were telling me about your girlfriend, remember?" "Don't talk about her." "It's only normal feeling bad about it" "She cheated on you with your best friend" "So not original, I might add Shut up, bitch!" "He's right!" "What are you talking about?" "Let me do this!" "Shut up!" "You're all alike!" "You're always ready to open your thighs!" "That's not true!" "Take her for instance." "One and a half years since she had sex" "Would you mind your own business!" "Listen to him snoring!" "Just give me your name, right now!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Bitch!" "Bitch!" "You bitch!" "Claudia..." "Claudia..." "Claudia, calm down!" "What are you doing?" "I'm in love with you" "Weren't you supposed to be gay?" "Speak for yourself, I said." "You're on top of the Coliseum." "Is this true ?" "That's ah' antique and precious stuff." "There were just a few of us in the beginning, and it turned into a long line, everybody jumping up on top of everyone and we had to go back to the beach, to get our robes back." "At the time, nobody would dare steal anything." ""Where have you been?" my father said Playing on the beach." "Don t you have proper girl games to play with?"" "But father, if I don't play now, when?" "When I'm old?" "I don't have anything to say." "As usual." "You do it, you do it, all of it!" "WIN you tum that ?" "icking thing off?" "Tum it off I" "I'M rearrange your face I" "III!" "What are you waiting for?" "Why are you still listening to them?" "Go away!" "Leave us alone I" "And leave my son alone too I" "Let him jump." "At least he has the balls to do it!" "Unlike you!" "Take back your little games and your microphones I" "I couldn't trust in a man any more, not even a little trust, you know what I mean?" "When I love, I really love" "Don't look at me with those eyes or I'll eat you up." "My god, you're such a man!" "Chiara?" "Chiara?" "Who was she playing with?" "Calm down, she'll come back." "Who the hell are you?" "She's eight years old." "How dare you?" "The kid is smarter then you" "She's eight, you moron!" "I "HT" "Really?" "Give me your phone number My number?" "I want to take you out for lunch" "Why not?" "Sounds great" "Are you crazy?" "What did you do?" "What he deserved" "Stop it!" "You'll kill him!" "Stand aside, I have more." "Wait just a minute!" "Please!" "This guy has problems, he got dumped by his girlfriend!" "Smart girl!" "All this for a vacuum cleaner!" "You're an animal!" "Just try it!" "Try it!" "You animal, get off!" "Get off him!" "Dad?" "Please Dad...?" "Chiara?" "Darling, where were you?" "Daddy was worried sick!" "Precious, are you OK?" "Oh, you found a black cat." "That's bad luck." "There you go!" "Honey, I was so worried, OK?" "Give daddy a kiss." "Don't worry." "You're OK?" "I'm OK, but you've got blood there" "Blood?" "Oh, don't worry" "I'll go get it disinfected." "Thank your idiot uncle." "Let's go, don't you ever do that again." "Let's take the truck." "He was cute." "If he's not dead you'll bring it back to him!" "What?" "The truck, what else?" "Hurry up!" "Just stop it!" "Look at how this idiot parked his car!" "Mu he jump?" "What the fuck is he saying?" "We would eat chicken once a year" "They'd carry it around by its claws, alive It was surreal town, full of people holding chickens upside down." "Will you just go away?" "It's not like we're having a parade!" "Do you want me to drive?" "I can't take it any more" "So, maybe you'd better stop the car You've never given a shit about me." "Why didn't you tell me before!" "You never noticed." "Of course I noticed, but I just thought you adored me as a gay icon." "As a what?" "We all sit at home just moaning... instead of screaming and breaking something." "I feel like a coward." "You don't need bombs." "The world does not change, I know" "We all need a little more personality" "and more small gestures" ""d..." ""d..." "What a disaster..." "They're dead" "They're all dead, all dead All of them!" "Where is he?" "I don't know" "They're here because they don't know what to do, grandma" "who to care for" "They hope to have something to talk about once they go home, or to the office, or to the gym" "Let's not give them the satisfaction Let's not, OK?" "But I'm..." "I'm not so different from them." "I can't take it..." "Have I ever showed you the scar under my arm?" "I hurt myself when I was a little girl while playing" "It was so painful." "I didn't say a word to anybody and healed it myself with seawater" "" "Wu" "Dancing was my passion" "The tango the Charleston... the waltz." "Paolo!" "Isa!" "Don't worry, love, it's OK" "Turn around!" "You're my only dream." "You 'H come back to me" "'I." "H..." "Do you want to go home?" "You're right let's wait until they go home these tourists... of despair" "Come, Gianluca." "Let's walk a bit." "Come" "There, like this..." "Be careful..." "Grandma..." "Gianluca!" "Please clear the area" "Nothing to see here any more" "EVERYBODY CARRIES ON" "When did it start?" "Ten, fifteen minutes ago, max" "Ouch, shit!" "It gives me the creeps What?" "That thing there." "Let's pray... "..." "Saverio, what are you doing?" "Did you hear me?" "I'm not eating this." "I'm not eating this." "Give it to the children in Africa." "I can't bear the idea of Gianluca in that thing." "In the dark, with no air, it's terrible." "Well, it's not like." "We're in church!" "He doesn't really notice it, at this point" "Well, we notice it." "Notice what?" "Is this guy for real?" "Yes, he is." "He's instinctive, spontaneous and unburdened." "I don't understand you." "So many out there, and you chose him" "Look who's talking." "He just landed on me with no warning" "Mr. Galli?" "Saverio Galli." " Here." "Excuse me, what are you doing here?" "But, do I know you?" "What?" "Right, let's party." "Let's dull our senses, try to have fun and nothing more, just like every other idiot out there." "Are you grouchy, big brother?" "Stop arguing!" "We don't want your vacuum cleaner" "Paolo, calm down, let's leave Paolo, calm down." "I love my dust mites." "Understand?" "I love my mites!" "I can't cry" "Me either." "You will, honey, don't worry" "You were supposed to come pick me up!" "I'm not your chauffeur" "Do you think your dress fits the occasion?" "What occasion?" "Silence!" "Show some respect for our brother Gianluca" "You're talking about the back?" "Claudia, don't let the priest see you" "I'm sorry..." "Oh, please!" "I was thinking about the Calabrese specialties" "Mil." "You see, Claudia, we could design the shop window to look like a grotto." "What do you think?" "You'll be happier working here if the shop looks a bit more like a theater" "Yes, dad, great idea!" "Hi, Daniele." "The crane is ready" "Listen, I can't let you stay at my house tonight either." "My mother is home." "Don't worry, I'll sleep here, until they find out." "Fuck!" "Fuck..." "Fuck..." "Fuck!" "Could you tell me where the church is?" "The new one" "The bigger one" "But I can't even find the old one, I must be lost." "You're so dressed up, maybe you are coming from there." "Hey, are you shitting me?" "I mean, are you for real or what, lady?" "You stopped your car to ask me that?" "Just get the hell out of here before I I-mock the crap out of you!" "Really!" "If you don't leave!" "I mean seriously!" "That witch!" "Just go!" "I'm working here!" "Well?" "She didn't know." "Why was she yelling?" "I don't know" "Who was she?" "A whore" "Look, his parents I" "Now they get here ?" "They didn't want to come" "The priest wanted them to say that he died in his steep." "That's absurd I" "It had already been in the newspapers, anyway." "It can'!" "be always the priests' fault, you know I" "You are grieving and you have to be humiliated too?" "He left us a testament of beauty." "I'll read this poem to everyone gathered here, as a testimony of his search for purity and finally attained." "In his infinite..." "And now?" "Can we stay together?" "Sure honey, the driver is waiting." "Let's go Honey, I was talking to them." "Yes, I think Gianluca would approve I feel so worn out." "We should thank him for bringing us together." "I wonder who will be next" "To hell with you!" "Are you crazy?" "If you think I'll jump off a bridge for your afternoon entertainment, you are mistaken" "You don't understand." "Wait, look at the sky." "A storm is coming in" "Hey, does anyone have an umbrella?" "Honey, let's go." "I want to show you the house." "I went tn the hairdresser for the funeral, the rain will ruin everything" " Yes, darling, let's go." "Let's go to my place." "I rented a room not far from here." "Let's hurry." "Yes, let's hurry up" "I heard a raindrop" "Who has an umbrella?" "Daniele, do you have an umbrella?" "Come on!" "We'll be soaking wet" "Daniele, do you have an umbrella or not?" "No." "I've never had one." "This time you're going to get wet too, Claudia." "We're all going to get wet." "Where have you been?" "I took a walk in the city" "I can't stand funerals, you know that" "Is it over?" "Yes." "Gianluca is resting a bit Then we'll eat." "Let's go home, then" "How are you feeling, sis?" "Good." "Amedeo!" "You'd better close up" "Iii" "dedicated to Tecla"