"[ Translation Notes can be useful ]" "this early?" "Where?" "There." "It's over." "when I say so." "Clear!" "What?" "like that." "we're losing him ... right." "Andrei Evgenievich." "it will be shortened to "Evg-ich" . ]" "That's arguable." "The chief physician is asking for you." "I didn't mean to." "Remind Anastasia Konstantinovna that on Mondays I have doctor's rounds." "[ TN:" "The same will be done with other patronyms too. ]" "then she should first check-in as a patient." "That is exactly what I'll do next time." "I need to speak with you." "I have doctor's rounds." "Starting today you'll be shadowed by four new interns." "you know I'm not good at communicating with kids." "and then pee themselves." "not Nastya." "And secondly ..." "I am the hospital chief! who in his three months here hasn't had a single complaint?" "terrible." "give him 20 cc's of Piracetam and send a blood sample for lab analysis." "Alright." " And I'll take 0.5 liters of dunkel and dried smelts." " In what sense?" "Your unkempt gown makes you look like a beer vendor." "Clean up and get it in order!" "please take them." "I'm asking you as a mother." "My son is with this group." "now I definitely won't do it because he is fifty percent made of you and that's already an overdose." " Hello." " Greetings." "may I leave for a funeral?" "my husband just passed and his burial is today." "Why do you think I'm here?" "then certainly." " Thank you. since this is an instruction from the chief physician to her direct subordinate." "Grief." "shave the hair off his groin." "He has an operation tomorrow." "And do it delicately!" "For a man his age this is distressful." "You could at least put a mask on." "Even the eyes burn." "give me a bootle of cognac." "[ TN: "Andruha" is a diminutive of "Andrei"." "Diminutives are used frequently on this show. ]" "Since when do venerologists plead therapists for cognac?" "It's you guys that commission cognac in your vocational collusions." "yeah." "It's out." "Give me cognac." "Promptly." "for how many days have you been raging?" " Three." "Honestly?" "Twelve." " Do you snack while drinking?" " Only kosher." " So no?" " No." "prepare a bed for Dr. Kupitman in ward 4." "Add 20 cc's of ascorbic acid to the IV with 6 cc's of Clonedine." "Courtesy of me." "I'm cancelling this order." "I am still a doctor after all." "I'm prescribing 400 grams of cognac to be taken orally!" "You're not a doctor." "You're a boozer." "you've   you've become impossible to deal with." "That's correct." "Who is that?" "That's my coming headache." " Awesome!" " Awesome!" "[TITLE CREDIT]" "My name is Andrei Evgenievich Bykov." "the supervisor of your residency." "Take a guess what I don't like about that?" "since it would be foolish to presume you dislike the post as chief of the department." "Last name?" "graduate with a "red" diploma." "[ TN:" "A "red" diploma is equivalent to a degree with honors. ]" "You'll be my favorite." "I always liked doltish rookies like you." "I look better in their light." "Rule number 1: forget about the color of your diplomas and that they have "doctor" written in them - that's a lie." " You know jack squat." " Whatcha mean "jack squat"?" " Last name?" " Semyon ... Lobanov." "I've been choring on the ambo unit from freshman year." "I've got as much know-how like a hick's got crop." "Thanks for that well-put allegory." "Rule number 2:" "or even touching my patients without my permission." "I consent to freely flush bed pans and urinals." "Doctor ..." "Romanenko." "You should have been warned by Anastasia Kon-vna about me." "you will undergo a specially strenuous course of study." " That seems to be all." " What about me?" " And who are you?" " Dr. Varya Chernous." "A female doctor?" "We won't get along." "then come back." "every day I will be grading each of you." "Anyone who gets a 2 will have to stay for overnight duty." "2=F. Getting a 1 is an unspeakable shame.. ]" "werewolves." "identify a treatment." "and then solemnly leave." "Is that clear?" "Anna Vladimirovna." " Greetings." " Hello!" " Hello!" "she'll be attended by ..." "Dr. Lenin!" "I'm Levin." "follow me." "I'm sorry." "I'll clean it." "I'm sorry!" "Hello." "I'm Borya ... Arkadievich" "85 years old." "She will be attended by Doctor ..." "Lobanov." "her blood pressure is fluctuating." "Let's keep going." "I'm sorry!" "grandma." "Here's the doctor!" "baby"." "and thus instantly didn't like each other." "intriguing." "we'll bring the time of our unpleasant discourse to a minimum." "So you want to get out earlier?" "but a fine present." "Let's go." "I entrust to you the simplest patient in our department." "He is in post-operation phase - he'll soon awaken from anesthesis." "he's still ..." "Galya to the lounge." "and then you can go home." "chief physician's son." "Andrei Evg-ich." "I knew that we'd find middle ground." "go binge." "I'm sorry." "who will you leave for me?" "For you?" "I decided to leave our most complicated case. virtuous gaze." "Andrei Evg-ich." "I won't let you down!" "Where did I sin for all this? if I eat a lot of pickles overnight ... so very interesting." "there was jabbing in my side and it was felt in the back too." "What precisely hurts right now?" "it's mostly just a buzz in my head." "we'll amend it." "and you'll be jogging like a teen!" "This finishes my questions." "Let's continue to the examination." "I need to check to your heartbeat." "Fine." "Is something not right?" "It's all right!" "It's just ... uh ... still ... uh ..." "I am still ..." "I am still not done with questions." "there are ... big many big ... questions for you." "Such big questions ... have you or any of your relatives ... ever been affected by ... jungle fever?" "Are you unwell?" "It feels like death." "death"?" "A terrible agony." "perhaps not all hope is lost!" "What do you mean?" "and you won't die!" "you were sent by Dr. Bykov?" "today is my first day." "your doctor Bykov even told me so:" "Vanya." "The journey comes to its end." "Is there anything I can help with?" "please bring a little cognac ..." "Cognac?" "!" "cognac!" "Here... here." "This should be enough." "I'll return!" "those light cigarettes!" "Quickly." "Quickly!" "Maria Iva-vna." "How are you feeling?" "my head was buzzing." "and the pain like swept away." "and what doctor?" "round-faced guy." "Looks like Cheburashka." "with a round face and mouse-like ears. ]" "I see." "So Lobanov is already giving shots without consult." "Very well." "No drinking!" "Even a little vodka?" " What did you give the old woman?" " Huh?" "you pest?" " Verapamil ..." " And did you look at her medical file?" "why?" "She's allergic to Verapamil!" "so what happened?" "That's it." "Anaphylactic shock." "She's gone - the granny died in horrid spasms." "colleague." "sweetie." "How could you have known?" "but it turned out this way." "gr... gram... grandma!" "and need no pity." "right now." "But don't be afraid." "I wouldn't be able to tell anyone that you are at fault!" "YOU!" "from ward 5." "Andreeva?" "apartment 13." "Write it down." "Why do you need it?" "I need to apologize." "I am guilty." "uhm ... big industrial enterprises?" "sodium nitrate..." "No!" "alright." "Another question then." "Aretheremanymorequestionsleft?" "many." "Many." "Well?" "Have you finished here?" "What's this babble?" "What have you done the past two hours?" "Interviewing the patient." "please." "Relax." "Put the stethoscope on." "I can't." "Why not?" "Well ..." "[ Latin ] Muscle erects ..." "[ Latin ] male" "[ Latin ] male organ" "[ Latin ] male organ ... intense" "[ Latin ] Two hours?" "!" "I'm amazed." "Come with me." "And what about me?" "And you are ..." "beyond all praise." "Why are you so tight?" "It's such a mundane deal." "Such large mammary glands there." "the mammary glands there are very big." "But try to act like a real physician." "And how do real physicians act in such situations?" "and let out the steam." "Like how?" "release the tension." " You mean ..." "Hold those words." "You know exactly what I mean." " Is that really allowed?" " Of course!" "what am I saying ..." "[ TN:" "Nikolai N. Burdenko (1876-1946) - renowned Russian/Soviet surgeon. ]" "already." "Yep." "Even Sechenov ... go on ... put yourself in order ... and continue the examination!" "what kind of mess you have going on there!" " What is it?" " Go and take a look!" "I told you - a mess." "let it be." "there were lots of good things in my life." "all the while gathering intelligence ..." "I was never allowed into space." "I guess." "Varen'ka." "Thank you." "You've encouraged me." "Let me do anything else for you!" "Go." "I need to stay alone for a while." "To recall anyone I've forgotten." "Reminisce those who I haven't." "What type of a person am I?" "I'm not even ashamed." "there you are!" "I was looking all over the department for you." "Report." "Everything's normal - patient woke up and I questioned him." "Can I go?" " He woke up?" " Yeah." "What's he saying?" "and a clear state of mind." "Shall I go?" "wait." "We'll go together." "together where?" "Where?" "To the Ministry of Health." "why?" "They'll give you a medal." "For what? brought a patient out of a coma. and no complaints." "That's a medal!" "Doctor Chernous." "What has happened?" "Andrei Evg-ich ... why is it all so unfair?" "Why does life part from such good people?" "He's only 40 ..." "Who is?" "That ill person you gave me." "Who only has two days left to live." "That's what he told you?" "That's what you told him!" "You don't even remember?" "!" "I just remembered." "And what is your patient's disease?" "I don't know." "Nobody knows." "What does it say in his medical file?" "I didn't look at it." "Physicians only believe in facts." "You were obligated to look into his medical history." "not just the tear glands." "he's not even a patient in this department." "colleagues." " Is that you?" " It is me." "as today's most humane doctor." "you've saved a person's life." "has refused!" " Stop jesting around." "C'mon we need to talk." " Don't touch me!" "you shoudn't be so gullible." "You should have at least looked at my medical file." "these are my students!" "thank you Varya!" "Let's remember my Vasily Stepanovich." "Rest in peace." "and called it ... and yet it has never arrived!" "Hello." "Forgive me." "I'm guilty." "the accursed one." "away from wrath." "And they call themselves an "emergency" service!" "( mutter ) Lord ... oh lord ... mister horse-shoers." "Let's get to the outcomes." "I remind you - anyone who gets a 2 will stay for night duty." "So what do we have?" "Dr. Levin was caught today masturbating in the showers." "But you said so yourself ..." "I meant a cold shower." "But you took more initiative. 2!" "Dr. Chernous has personally brought alcohol and cigarettes to the department for a patient." "Doctor!" "2." "and sent a granny to her death." "3!" "Just kidding!" "2." "that he questioned the patient out of a coma." "2." "It turns out that today all of you are staying for night duty." "so that is the residential lounge." "It also serves as Bykov's office. ]" "Jackass." "I completely agree." "And a psycho." "Undecent of him to us ..." "I totally forgot to mention." "Welcome!" "Hello Doctor!" "I came back." "How ... came back ..?" "I don't like it there." "I can't sleep." "or auction;" "original poster owns no rights to the underlying franchise. ]"