"There's an open register here." "Hello?" "You have to have some fruits and vegetables." "That will be 287," "Do you want the reciept?" " Boner here." " We're the decency-police." "That fatso has stared at my jugs for two years." " Were you going home to have fun?" " Are you Captain Cock?" "Let me out!" "Are you deaf?" "Do you use Captain Cock as a nick?" "Don't you think we monitor your internet traffic?" " You're a perverted pig." " Fat pigs should stay home." " You're a damn discrace." " Shall we take evil by the root?" "No!" "Hmf.." "Rino?" "Hanssen?" "What are you doing in there?" "Hanssen!" "Rino-boy!" "Did you get stuck in the doorway?" " Ko-ko!" "Hello, fuckboy." " Hey." "What's up, Hanssen?" " Wel..." " Not much?" "Thought so." "Aren't you going to ask how it was down south?" "It was insane, man." "I had to cool my dick between battles." " Fact." "It was fuckorama." " Weren't you on an asthmatics trip?" "Asthmatic women are the least fucked women in the world." "Their husbands are so afraid they will get a seizure and die." "They are desperate." "I'm telling you, never fuck an asthmatic girl." "Det sier jeg deg, du må aldri pule ei astmatisk dame." "Why not?" "They have so much slime in their chest, their pussies are all dried up." "Holy fuck." "One I fucked was 53." "It's a fact." "It was psycho." "I was supposed to share an apartment with a dude named Kim." "But Kim turned out to be a girl." "And she said it was okay for her." "We were supposed to get a room each, and she had a son my age." "And then I thought: "Fuck, she's over 50 and not so pretty either"" "But you know how it is." "Pussy in house, is pussy in house." "It's proven that if a man and a woman lives together over a long period of time   then they have to sleep with eachother." "In our case it was two days." "Pussy in house theory." "It doesn't matter if she's 12 or 80." "And do you know the best part?" "Her last name was Larsen." "You know, Kim larsen." "I've fucked Kim Larsen for 14 days." "Do you know who Kim Larsen is?" "No, then shut up." "That will be 300 pesetas, boys." " 300?" "We agreed on 150." " 150 per person." " No, not for this trip." " My friend here isn't completely sane." "His name is Rino." "He looks and acts like a rhinoceros" "Rhinos are fucking unpredictable." "They can suddenly snap." "Ok, you can exit." "Have a good party, boys." "Fucking losers." "Huh?" "Treadmill?" "Really?" "I'll send it to you next thursday." "That's good." "Thanks a lot." "Send me an e-mail if something new comes to light." "Ok, great." "Bye." "Rino?" "Rino?" "Are you home?" "Rino?" " Hey, son." " Hey, dad." "How's it going?" "I was just working, and I didn't hear the doorbell." "That's okay." "We thought we would stop by." "Helen and I are renting out the spare room." " Oh, in your house?" " No, here." "Here?" "I live here." "The spare room isn't free." "It's my office." "Not much has happened here since grandma died." "So Helen thought abour renting out." "And I thought that was a good idea." " She'll move in on sunday." " She?" "Yes, her name is Malin." "She's Swedish." "It will be pleasant." "You can't be serious?" "By the way, I'm now a superdriver at the DMV." "They sent me two reflection vests, so I thought you might want one." "Kan daddy have that?" "Shall we tell big brother to clean up and move out of his office by sunday?" "Is it a deal?" "Let's say it is." "What's this?" "Eew!" "Bye!" " Is she pretty?" " Who?" "Only one interesting thing has happend in your life in 15 years." "Is she pretty?" "I don't know." "She moves in today." " How old is she?" " 19 or 20." "That's insane, man." "Yeah, it looks promising for me." " Pussy in house theory." " What about it?" "If a man and a woman lives together for some time,   it's inevitable they'll sleep together." "You're so fucking funny, Rino." "You should be a stand-up comedian." "Are you watching me?" "No!" " Hey, my name is Malin." " Yeah." "I'm Rino." " Rino?" " Rino Hanssen." "With two S'es." " Nice." " Yeah." " Nice apartment." " Yeah, thanks." " It's a nice location." " Yeah." " What are you doing?" " Now?" " Right now...." " I mean." "What do you work with?" "Oh, yes." "I'm a translator from German to Norwegian." "So you're like a professor." "No, that I'm not." "I just have a home office." "Here?" "So you can do what you want." "Excactly." "You're your own master, and can do as you please." "And you?" "I'm trying to get my things in order." "So I said fuck Sweden and I moved to Norway." "I'm bettering myself and my life." "I got a job at a restaurant." "Now I'm doing it right." "Studying design,   not use any money." "No parties, and no drugs." "Absolutely no men." "Just eat, sleep and work." "Fixing my shit." " It can't be that hard?" " No." " No, you wouldn't think so." " I've already started." "Look." "This is mine, and you can have the other three." "And I'm getting the desposit." " Dep..." " Desposit." " Oh, yeah." " It's coming." "I have to go." "I can't be late for my first day of work." " No." "Fixing your shit." " Yes, fixing my shit." "See you later." "Bye." " There it is." " Bye." " I'll just get my towel." " Nice apartment." " Where does your roommate live?" " In there." "No, you can't go in!" " How is he?" " A little scary." " What do you mean?" " A little weird." "Weird?" "Look!" "He's got porn under his dresser." "Look here:" ""Wet and wild." "All or nothing"" " It's swedish." "You can have it." " Oh, thanks!" ""May-Britt never gets enough dick"" "Oh, May-Britt." "Come, let's go." " Where's the can?" " In there." "Here?" " It's busy!" " Oh." "Oops." "He's home." "Rino?" " We're going to the beach." " Nice to meet you, Rino." "Hey, are you going to say hello properly?" "It got a litlte weird last time." " This is Synnøve, I work with her." " Synnøve, nice to meet you." " Come sit down." " Yeah, sit down here." "Come on." "Rino." "Just sit down." "Wriggle past me." " Have you bought pizza?" " Yeah, just take some." "Oh, so nice." "Malin says you know German." " Will you teach us some?" " I don't know what it would be." "Something a girl should know if she's in Germany." "No, I don't know what it would be." "What time is it?" " Get your cock out, dirty sailor." " I know you have one!" "A real dirty one..." "There aren't any dirty sailors in Germany." "They are so clean there." "What are you watching?" "A documentary about fat people and how good sex they have." "Holy shit." "That's a little sick for me." " I'm sorry." " We are worn out!" "We have been in the sun all day." "Come sit down again." "No, I have to work anyways." "But we are going out tonight." "Wanna join us?" "No, I have a deadline tomorrow, so..." " What about your pizza?" " I'm actually not that hungry." "Oh, god!" "Close your eyes." " No." " Yes." " Come on, close your eyes." " No." "Do as I say, man." "Don't you trust me?" "No." " Do it." "Close your eyes." " Why?" "Jesus....." "Are you a christian?" "You're going to feel something you've never felt before." "Stick out your fingers." "Say hello to the Fleshlight." "The number one male self gratification product in the world, man." "I got ten from a friend." "Fell off a truck or something." "You can have it for a thousand bucks." "What you can't get, you have to buy." "It's perfect." "You can even pull it out." "I'm trying to help you." "I'm your friend." "You don't need to pay me at once." " Oh my god." "It's the wrong way." " What are you arguing about?" " Hey." " Hey." "El Fillipo." "Hey." "I'm Magnus." "Are you the one who lives here?" "Hey." "Is that a Fleshlight?" "Let me see." " It's a sailors wife." " It's Filips." "The male dildo." "Cool." " Fillip brought it." "That's what it is?" "!" "Pussy in a can?" "So this is the present from my best friend on my birthday?" "I know I've got diabetes, allergies and asthma, but I don't need a thing like that." " But you brought it." " Happy birthday, Filip." "You laugh at me, but it's not fucking funny." " I'm leaving, and you can laugh." " Take it with you." " What's wrong with you." " Nice to meet you." " I'm not putting my dick in a thermos." " What's wrong with you." "I'm just trying to help you." "You want a date, right?" "No one wants to live with a perv who sells sailors wifes." "Thanks for the help." "Take it and leave." "I have to clean up this mess." "Sorry, that's.." "That's Fillip." "It's his form of humor." "Shit." "That's not me." " What are you then?" " I'm plain." "Normal." " That's boring." " Yeah, right?" "I found loads of egg and bacon." "You want some?" "No thanks." "Think about it." "Fillip" "When you get your fleshlight, it comes in a discreet brown package." "Remove the product, and unscrew the lid." "Then you are ready for the worlds leading self gratifying product." "Oh, yes!" "Yes!" "Damn!" "Mr. John Holmes!" "How are you?" "Have you gotten to test your Fleshlight?" "With that gear, you would destroy the whole thermos." "I need to sit down." "It goes all over when you have just fucked." "Malin is so fucking wild." "No restrictions." "She's into everything." "Especially when she drinks." "Shit, I'm hung over." "Oh my god." "Can't you put plasic over your old cheese?" "My panties smells like disgusting cheese." "It's so nasty." "You better keep it on the balcony." " Why are your panties in the fridge?" " What?" "You can't even say deposit." " What did you say?" " You say desposit." "It's not desposit." "It's deposit." "Or what..." "It's a desp not a dep." "But it's called deposit." "Shall we look it up?" "You just laugh." "You and that fucking guy, you keep at it making it impossible to sleep." " Are you listening to us?" " No!" "Yes you lie and listen to us!" "You can just move out of here." "We can't live together." "I'm not the roomate type." " What do you mean?" " Don't you understand Norwegian?" " You fucking..." " Fucking what?" " No, I'm not even going there." " Say it." " Fucking..." " Fucking swedish shit." " Great!" "Rino, say it again." " What." " Swedish shit." " What's up?" "Are you sick?" " Come on..." " What's wrong with you!" "Cuntpussy!" " What did you say?" " Cuntpussy." " Good." "Once more, louder." " Yeah." "Cuntpussy!" " Louder!" " Cuntpussy!" "Cuntpussy." "You're a fucking cuntpussy!" "Rino?" " Yes?" "Come out." "You're better aquainted I see." "I'm just getting the friar." "Is everyhing okay?" "That's great." "I'm leaving." "Bye." "Bye." "Do they only have one dog, or are there more?" "This is dog number two." "The first died in 96' I think." "They made a film about Rex when he was little." "Then they could use that dog when it grew up for this season." "Is there a movie too?" "Yes, it was the blockbuster of the year in Austria." ""Baby-Rex, Der Kleine Kommisar"." " You're kidding." " No." "Men with knowledge are so sexy." "Anyone can find that out on the internet." "Professor baby-Rex." "You spend a lot of time on the web, I see." "Yeah." "Wikipedia." "Malin?" "Rino?" "Do you want to fuck her?" "Don't think about that." "You know I can give you all the pleasures you want." "You know that, my big beautiful boy?" "My pussy will always be there for you." "Wet, safe, warm and nice." "Come on." "Bring it on." "Come on, Rino." "Rino!" " How's the wifey?" " She's actually okay." " Is she okay, now?" " Yes." "Have you had the good talk?" "It wasn't her I was thinking of." " You owe me money." " For what?" "If you haven't used it, I can take it back" "Yeah...." "You've used it, havent you?" "You have fucking used it." "And then you've fallen in love with your tenant." " It looks like a threesome drama." " I'm not in love." "Hey, we are just getting some wine." "We are going to the park." " You have band-practice?" " No." " Do you have a lot of gigs?" " Gigs?" " Do you want to join us?" " Yeah, maybe we should?" "Then you can play for us." "We could use some entertaining." " We have other plans." " What kind of plans do you have?" " Not the park." " Yes, well." "Bye." "Yeah, have fun." "Bye." "It's insane." "You have to be a member, but I know a guy there." "It's no used store." "Fresh produce from Estonia, Lithuania and Gambia." "And ofcoure, Troms county." "Tight little Sámi girls." "Can you shut up?" "We have listened to you talk about whores for 15 minutes." "Whores are nice." "Wanna come up to Rino's apartment?" " We got beer and.." " Can you drop us off here?" " Come on, stop." " We are just half way." " We are just 18." " Happy birthday!" "Stop!" "I've stopped." " Bye, girls." " Sorry." "I'm leaving now." "I got something I need to translate by morning." "Ok." "You are going to the park, aren't you?" " I wasn't planning on it, no." " Sure..." "I'll see you later." "Bye." "Hey, Rino." "You are going to the bitches." "Rino, whatever you are doing, you're going to screw it up!" " You'll screw up!" " Good bye, Fillip." "Fatso!" "Rino!" "Hey!" "Is this the guy you were talking about, Malin?" "Hello." "Are you the german professor?" " Where's the charmer?" " He had to go." "So I just thought I'd come by and see if you were on sjalabais." "We are." "Aren't we?" " Tell us about your job." " Yes, do it." " Yeah, tell us." " It's not that exciting." "I translate tool manuals from German to Norwegian." "Far out, man." "What kind of tools?" "Grinders, polishers, drills..." "And garden scissors." "What are you working on now?" "I'm starting with this." "A multigrinder." "It's for cutting things off, and then you can change this..." "What's the biggest you have translated." "Have you like translated a sement mixer?" "No, I haven't translated anything above 64 pounds." "But I've invented a word that didn't exist in Norwegian." "It was a kind of lever   that was on a polishing machine." "It was "SchtÃ¼rknÃ¤bel" in German." " And what did you make up?" " Styrknabel." " All by yourself?" " Yes." "Rino, we are having a party on sunday." ""Moving in" party for Malin, at your place." " Ok, fine." " Is that okay?" "You can bring that cute friend of yours." "What's his name?" " Fillip." " Bring Fillip." " Yeah, Fillip will be there." " Good!" "Going to work out, I see." "Need any help?" " No, I'm just looking." " Anything special you are looking for?" " Trainers." " Trainers aren't just trainers." "It's extremely important to find the right shoe." "Especially when you have some weight." "It's important to watch out for knees and joints when you're heavy." "This one." "This is a good, solid shoe." "Want to try it?" "It's going to he hell with the starting position you have." "You have a lot of hard workouts in front of you." "But that's good." "You have to start somewhere." "Jump up on the treadmill and run some for me?" "I can just have them like this." "I think they look cool." "I'm checking your pronation." "The pressure, when you run." "Let's speed up a little." "Want me to turn it off?" "Careful." "Stop!" "You can watch, but in Pimplona the fatsos stay on the sides." "Rino!" "Follow me." "Malin!" "Malin, look." "What do you think..." "What's the dresscode?" "I don't know." "Casual." "Casual?" " Do you think many will show up?" " I think a lot of people will show up." "I was thinking we could have a bouncer." "This will be the coolest club in town, with a bar and " " DJ and discolights and..." "And maybe a bouncer." "Have you ever been to a party?" "No, never..." "Of course I have..." " Where's your glasses?" " Contacts." "You look nice." "But it looks like you're going to a funeral." "Take away this, open up this." "Okay, that casual." "Tonight we're going to get drunk, okay?" " Hey." " Hey, Mathias." "Did you just arrive?" "Are you flirting with my girlfriend?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't know you had a boyfriend." " What's that supposed to mean?" " "What's that supposed to mean?"" " Who are you?" " Yeah, who am I?" " Want to dance?" " Yes." "Good bye." " You think I'm making it up." " I know you are making it up." "Nostradamus wrote about this 500 years ago, the yellow danger." "Hey!" "It's Schtürknäbel." "Come over here." "I want to say on behalf of everyone that this is a fabulous party." " Here you go." " No thanks, I don't smoke hashish." "Hashish?" "This is pot." "No, I'm just gonna get wasted." "Sit down and relax." "We are here if you need us." "If you had read a little, payed attention, been a little informed." "I, for example, read the economy section every day." "While you are high." "What do you read?" "Jack Kerouac and High Times!" "Why are you sitting here?" "Are you sad?" "Yes you are." "I can feel it." "You shouldn't...." "You shouldn't be sad." " I'm not sad." " It's a party." "You can't be sad." "Do you know?" "After you moved in, my life has become crazy." "You are so silent, and safe." "I want to see you dance." "Come on professor." "Look at fuckboy!" "Hey." "I just came home, and Malin had a party." "Sure." "Have you been in Extreme Makeover, or what?" " I want the gay look special." " Hei, it's the entertainer." " Do you want a beer?" " I wanted to make some bacon." "What's up?" "Talking about how you missed the hippy age?" "That it would be nice to have something to believe in?" " What the fuck are you doing?" " I'm just making some bacon." "Isn't that tasty, or is it too redneck for you?" "Doen't it fit with your diet?" "Why so angry?" "Long time since you got laid?" "Shut the fuck up, fucking waitress." "Oh, Mr Angry man." "I know what you need, Fillip." "You need a real blowjob, so you can loosen up a little." " Do you give a good blowjob?" " Very good, actually." "How do you like it?" "Force your dick all the way to the back of her throat?" "Or if she gently licks the end?" "Did you have a beer, or what?" " Here your friend comes to a party..." " Can't you just leave.." "What's it gonna be, loverboy?" "You're more interested in Rino." "Is that what it is?" "Ok, I'll leave!" "Let me see your cock, entertainer." " Look at that." " There you go!" "Come have a puff." "Malin, your friend just threw up." " Oh my god." "Rino!" " Look at that huge dick!" "Help me pull his boxers up." "Jesus, he's got a boner." " I have to touch it." " Don't!" "He won't notice." "He's asleep." "I'm drowning!" "Rino..." "Hello?" "Rino!" "We're going to the beach." "That's something for you." "Have fun." " Did you know about this?" " Didn't you know he had a kid?" "No!" "He's fucking married to that old bitch." "They have been on and off for a long time." "Relax, it's not a big deal." "Malin, come on." "You're a lot hotter than her anyways." " Are you okay?" " No, it's not okay." "And I'm not going to be okay either." "Not when you're as stupid as me." " You're not stupid." " Yes I am." "That's why I do everything wrong." "That's why it all goes wrong, because I'm so hopeless." "But you are just 20." "You have loads of time to fix things." " But it doesn't get better, does it?" " Yes." " Look at yourself." "Does it get better?" " No, not for me." " But you are pretty, and funny." " That's not what I need." "I don't think pretty and funny is such a bad thing." " Is that all I am?" " No." "No!" "What else am I?" "You are nice, dutyful and..." "No, not dutyful." "But you are great at partying." "And drinking." "Staying up late." "And you smell good." " Do you know what I think?" " No." "Dear distinguished professor." "You need a girlfriend." "You need to fuck." "And I need to stop fucking forever." "From now on I'm entering into celibacy." " And you exit celibacy, okay?" " Yes." " I can arrange a date for you." " With who?" " Now you're interested." " But who is it?" " No, it's a blind date." " No, not a blind..." "No.." "You need a girlfriend." "You deserve it." " Cheers." " Yes, cheers." "Is it a carnival?" "Party for Carlings employees?" "Where are you going?" "Rino, don't be such a whiner." "I had a few too many beers that night." "Get in, I'll drive you where you are going." "I'm seeing a girl." "Are you kidding?" "Are you going on a date?" "Killer, Rino!" "Who is it?" "Good luck, Rino!" "Call me tomorrow." " Hey." " Hey." "So you're swedish too?" "That's a nice dress." "Thanks." "That's a nice..." "Nice overall..." "Goes with your hair and everything." " I'm sorry, but I'm waiting for someone." " Wait no more." "I'm Rino." "Rino?" " I'm Nina." " Oh, yes." " Do you know eachother?" " No." "We just had a little chat." "I need to use the toilet." "I'm just going to the toilet." "There's a lot of great food here." "Have you decided?" "What's wrong with you?" "What's the deal?" "That fat people has to be together?" "Don't you understand that people are laughing at you behind your back?" "You should stay home, and eat your fat food there   and throw the fat on the couch." "Fuck." "Hello." "Checking if the fatsoes found eachother?" "How did it go?" "Do you think you can hook someone up just because they are fat?" " What do you mean with hook up." " Hook up!" "You are so fucking disrespectful." "You walk around in your panties, complaining how hung over you are." "While that idiot of a boyfriend of yours is eating all my food." "And then it's so sorry for you because you are pretty." "You can just leave." "I don't want you here any more." "Don't you get it?" "Are you that stupid?" "Go out, drink and take drugs." "Fuck some other guy who doesn't care about you." "Then you can find another fat fucks shoulder you can cry on tomorrow." "Get out." "Do you think I should be ashamed because I jerk off?" "I should have fucked you so hard." "I should have fucked you and all your friends, and that girl with a suitcase full of dildos." "Look how cute it is." "Think if we would do the same." " Can it take all the semen?" " Yes." "The pocket can be emptied." "So here you can just go all out." "Woah!" "Captain Cock!" "Oi, Kaptein Kuk!" "Are you sitting here being ashamed?" "A bunch of girls need dick in the floor below." "Go fuck." "Demand your right." "Now!" " Hey." " Hello." " What's up, Hanssen?" " I'm coming with you..." "Cool." "Welcome aboard." "to a whore-house." "Whore-house?" "What do you want there?" "Fuck whores." "You're the one who says; what you can't have, you buy." "My treat." " I'm not feeling so fit today." " I thought this was how you got fit." " What's wrong with you?" " You don't even know where it is." " Ofcourse." "I know the guys." " Then let's go." "Okay, if it's that fucking important to you." " So?" "What now?" " Have a beer." " That's not what I ment." " First we look." "We need to get in the mood, for fucks sake." "Look at the girl." "I don't know what it is with me and strippers, but they want me so bad." "Seriously, I've never payed for a lap dance." "That girl, Kim Larsen, you know?" "Her daughter is a stripper." "But she strips mostly outside of Norway." "Mostly in the Vegas area." "And she's got a lot of hair on her pussy." "You'r so full of shit." "Can't we just have a beer and look at the women?" "You don't even know where we are." "What is this place?" "This isn't a normal bridgeclub." "It's not like buying bread." "We're talking about whores, right?" "You don't know where it is." "Can't you just admit it?" "Yes?" " Hey, it's Rino." " Hey, Rino." "Long time no see." " I'm sending up a friend." "How nice." "Come on in." " Okay." "There you go." "Aren't you coming?" "There you are." "Come in." "What do you want?" " Beer, Vodka..." " No, thanks." "Come on." " This is..." " Fillip." "He's a first timer." "This is our spanish señorita, Miranda." "We ave Kathrine." "And here's Josefine." "And here's our beautiful Kim." "But she's about to eat, so you can't have her." "And then there's Nikita, and she's kinky." "She can be a nice experience for your first time." "I think I'll have that beer after all." "It's your decision." "You can talk to the girls and choose one." "Then we will settle up when you leave." "Enjoy." " Hello, big boy." " Hello." " Come closer." " Yes." "Don't be shy." "It's just sex." " Are you afraid?" " Nah." " You want to have sex?" " Yes." " Do you like Nikita?" " Yes." " Do you want to have sex with me?" " Yes." "You like sex, big boy?" "Come, we go private." "Come, big boy." "I'm gonna have to leave." "Thank you." "Rino." "I've fucking done it again." "Magnus doesn't want to see me again." "He moved in with his ex." "I'm drunk." "I've lost my keys, and my phone, and my keys." "Aren't you going to help me?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " I'm so stupid." " No, it was me that got angry." "You were right." "I'm so stupid." "I'm sorry." "Take it off." "Help." "Take it off." "Help me.Take it off." "Can't you stay with me tonight?" "I don't want to be alone." "Come lie down here." "Can't you sleep here?" "You are so pretty." "You are not stupid." "I like you a lot." "You are not sad, are you?" "You can't be sad." "You can't." "I'm going to make you happy, because I love you." "I love you, Rino." "I want to feel you inside of me." "I want to feel that big cock inside of me." "There, yes!" "Yes, Rino!" "Fuck me." "Harder!" "Keep going, Rino!" "I love you!" "What the fuck?" "Are you jerking off?" "What the fuck are you doing?" " You told me to sleep here." " Not so you can jerk off." "Nasty!" "Do you think I want to have sex with you?" "Do you think I want to have anything to do with you?" "You are disgusting." "You're a fat, old, ugly, disgusting porn pig." "Go jack off some other place." "Go!" "What are you doing?" "I'm so disgusting, I better just cut my dick off, huh?" "That's good." "Just do it." " I will." " So do it." "Do it now." " I will, but you can't watch." " Yes, I want to see." "Let's see if you can take some responsibility." "Do it then!" "Go!" "Rino!" "What the fuck did you do?" "Rino, wake up!" "Wake up, Rino!" " Hello." "How are we doing here." " Good." "You will have to stay here for a few more days." "You are not well enough to go home." "Alcohol is strictly forbidden." "When you came in, you had a blood alcohol level of almost 3." "Not more?" "I need the name of your next of kin." "Write your mother..." "You can write me." "That is Rino Hanssen?" " Hanssen with two S'es." " Okay." "That's okay." "How are you?" "En centimeter lenger ned, så hadde det ikke vært noen pølse igjen." " Does it hurt?" " Yes." "The worst part is that the doctor said I can't have sex for four weeks." "So..." "What am I supposed to do then?" "I found your drawings when I was cleaning up." "You really see others." "And yourself." "Your cartoons are really good." "Sick, but good." "Just like you." "I think you should send them in." "Are you leaving?" " I'm moving home to my mother." " Why?" "Because it's so boring where my mother lives." "I was thinking I should try being by my self." "Alone." "Can't you just be boring here with me?" "I can teach you all about boring." "No, Rino." "And do you know why?" "Come here." "You won't sit inside with me." "You need to get out of here." "Do you understand?" "Are you sure?" " Promise?" " Yes, I promise." " Bye." " Bye." " Hey." " Hey." " I need stamps for 50 kroner." " 50?" "Okay." " I'm mailing this." " Is it important?" " Nah, just some cartoons." " Cool." "I think you're..." "You're..." "You are so damned okay." "I have to say." "Very... cute." "You are very cute." "Thanks." "Would you consider going on a date?" "No, just a cup of coffee or something." "Or a movie." "Or a date." " I'm kind of engaged." " I'm sorry." "I didn't know." " Congratulations." " Thank you." "And if you werent engaged?" "I do get charmed when someone think I'm cute in this shirt." "And you seem like a nice guy, so..." " Why not?" " Yes, why not." " Sjalabais." " Sjalabais." "Subtitles by:" "Suzpaz Feel free to correct my mistakes ^^"