"LASTMAG!" "WE GOTTA MOVE!" "EXIT'SBLOCKED!" "WE GOTTA MOVE!" "EXIT'SBLOCKED!" "THEY'RE COMING UP!" "WHEREISBRIAND?" "[whimsical music] ♪" "HOWWASTHELONGWAYHOME,  BRIAN D--SWEATY ENOUGH FOR YOU?" "CANWEDO THISLATER,K-POP?" "BRIAN D--SWEATY ENOUGH FOR YOU?" "CANWEDO THISLATER,K-POP?" "I'M LATE FOR A CLAN MATCH." "CANWEDO THISLATER,K-POP?" "I'M LATE FOR A CLAN MATCH." "[laughs]" "I'M LATE FOR A CLAN MATCH." "[laughs] THIS FPS TWITCHER THINKS [laughs] THIS FPS TWITCHER THINKS HE'S GONNA BE THE NEXT LAW." "THIS FPS TWITCHER THINKS HE'S GONNA BE THE NEXT LAW." "WHATDOYOUGUYSWANT" "HE'S GONNA BE THE NEXT LAW." "WHATDOYOUGUYSWANT  ALREADY?" "WHATDOYOUGUYSWANT  ALREADY?" "SAMETHINGEVERY" "ALREADY?" "SAMETHINGEVERY REAL-TIME STRATEGENIUS WANTS." "SAMETHINGEVERY REAL-TIME STRATEGENIUS WANTS." "RESOURCES." "REAL-TIME STRATEGENIUS WANTS." "RESOURCES." "[cheers and applause]" "OURNEXTGUESTWAS  PWNZWN'S AMATEUR PLAYER OF THE YEAR." "PWNZWN'S AMATEUR PLAYER OF THE YEAR." "AND PETITE ELITE'S" "OF THE YEAR." "AND PETITE ELITE'S HUNKIEST TEEN GAMER" "AND PETITE ELITE'S HUNKIEST TEEN GAMER OF THE DECADE." "HUNKIEST TEEN GAMER OF THE DECADE." "HE'SALSOVARSITY" "OF THE DECADE." "HE'SALSOVARSITY FPS CAPTAIN AT VIDEO GAME" "HE'SALSOVARSITY FPS CAPTAIN AT VIDEO GAME HIGH SCHOOL, AND SORRY, LADIES" "FPS CAPTAIN AT VIDEO GAME HIGH SCHOOL, AND SORRY, LADIES-- HE'S TAKEN." "HIGH SCHOOL, AND SORRY, LADIES-- HE'S TAKEN." "HOLDONTO YOURRUMBLEPACKS," "HE'S TAKEN." "HOLDONTO YOURRUMBLEPACKS, 'CAUSE HERE COMES THE LAW." "HOLDONTO YOURRUMBLEPACKS, 'CAUSE HERE COMES THE LAW." "THEREHEIS !" "'CAUSE HERE COMES THE LAW." "THEREHEIS !" "[cheers and applause]" "THEREHEIS !" "[cheers and applause] LAW'LLREADYFORTHIS?" "OH,OH,OH ,OH ." "[laughs] OH, SO, UH, WHO WANTS TO SEE [laughs] OH, SO, UH, WHO WANTS TO SEE A TRICK-SHOT DEMO?" "OH, SO, UH, WHO WANTS TO SEE A TRICK-SHOT DEMO?" "OH,I DO." "A TRICK-SHOT DEMO?" "OH,I DO." "[cheers and applause]" "OH,I DO." "[cheers and applause] SHEDOES." "[cheers and applause] SHEDOES." "ITTOOKME THREEWEEKS" "SHEDOES." "ITTOOKME THREEWEEKS TO GRIND FOR THAT STUFF." "ITTOOKME THREEWEEKS TO GRIND FOR THAT STUFF." "ANDITTOOKMETHREESECONDS." "TO GRIND FOR THAT STUFF." "ANDITTOOKMETHREESECONDS." "I GUESS THAT'S WHAT" "ANDITTOOKMETHREESECONDS." "I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU'D CALL A..." "I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU'D CALL A..." "STRATEGY." "YOU'D CALL A..." "STRATEGY." "GG,BRIAND." "STRATEGY." "GG,BRIAND.  SEE YOU TOMORROW." "GG,BRIAND.  SEE YOU TOMORROW." "YEAH." "SEE YOU TOMORROW." "YEAH." "SEE YOU TOMORROW..." "YEAH." "SEE YOU TOMORROW..." "FOREVER." "SEE YOU TOMORROW..." "FOREVER." "WHOO!" "FOREVER." "WHOO!" "AHA." "HEY,MOM,SCHOOLWAS GREAT." "I LOVE YOU, BYE." "CANI TOUCHTHEM?" "I LOVE YOU, BYE." "CANI TOUCHTHEM?" "YEAH,YOUCANTOUCHBOTH" "CANI TOUCHTHEM?" "YEAH,YOUCANTOUCHBOTH  OF THEM." "[exhalessharply]" "SORRY I'M LATE." "GLADYOUCOULDJOINUS,CAP." "ALLRIGHT,LET'SGO." "GLADYOUCOULDJOINUS,CAP." "ALLRIGHT,LET'SGO." "ON ME." "[laughs] DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?" "THAT WAS INSANE." "DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?" "THAT WAS INSANE." "DUDE, I" "THAT WAS INSANE." "DUDE, I-- OH." "DUDE, I-- OH." "THANKS, MAN." "OH." "THANKS, MAN." "SOYOUTOLDMEBACKSTAGE" "THANKS, MAN." "SOYOUTOLDMEBACKSTAGE THAT THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED" "SOYOUTOLDMEBACKSTAGE THAT THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED A "PUB STOMP"?" "THAT THIS IS WHAT'S CALLED A "PUB STOMP"?" "WHATELSEHAPPENED" "A "PUB STOMP"?" "WHATELSEHAPPENED BACKSTAGE, BELLA?" "WHATELSEHAPPENED BACKSTAGE, BELLA?" "[people outside cheering]" "BACKSTAGE, BELLA?" "[people outside cheering] [chuckles]UH,ANYWAY,GIRLS, [people outside cheering] [chuckles]UH,ANYWAY,GIRLS, PUB-STOMPING IS WHEN A PRO, [chuckles]UH,ANYWAY,GIRLS, PUB-STOMPING IS WHEN A PRO, LIKE ME, GOES INTO" "PUB-STOMPING IS WHEN A PRO, LIKE ME, GOES INTO A RANDOM SERVER AND LAYS DOWN" "LIKE ME, GOES INTO A RANDOM SERVER AND LAYS DOWN THE, UH..." "A RANDOM SERVER AND LAYS DOWN THE, UH..." "LET ME HEAR YOU OUT THERE." "THE, UH..." "LET ME HEAR YOU OUT THERE." "[crowd chanting indistinctly]" "LET ME HEAR YOU OUT THERE." "[crowd chanting indistinctly] I LOVE THIS CROWD." "[crowd chanting indistinctly] I LOVE THIS CROWD." "[distant gun machine firing]" "I LOVE THIS CROWD." "[distant gun machine firing] UH,LEFTFLANK, [distant gun machine firing] UH,LEFTFLANK, OCCAM'S LASER ON THREE?" "UH,LEFTFLANK, OCCAM'S LASER ON THREE?" "JUSTLIKEIN MILWAUKEE" "OCCAM'S LASER ON THREE?" "JUSTLIKEIN MILWAUKEE INVITATIONAL." "LET'SGO." "GET READY TO RUSH THE POINT." "BRIAN,TAKETHECAT OUT ." "GET READY TO RUSH THE POINT." "BRIAN,TAKETHECAT OUT ." "FIRST,I GOTTAPUT" "BRIAN,TAKETHECAT OUT ." "FIRST,I GOTTAPUT THE CAT OUT." "FIRST,I GOTTAPUT THE CAT OUT." "IT'S,LIKE,EVERYTIME." "THE CAT OUT." "IT'S,LIKE,EVERYTIME." "CHEETO." "IT'S,LIKE,EVERYTIME." "CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO." "WHATAREYOUGUYSDOING?" "CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO." "WHATAREYOUGUYSDOING?" "AFK." "WHATAREYOUGUYSDOING?" "AFK." "CHEETO." "AFK." "CHEETO." "HERE, KITTY, KITTY..." "CHEETO." "HERE, KITTY, KITTY..." "OH,MYGOD,GUYS," "HERE, KITTY, KITTY..." "OH,MYGOD,GUYS, WE NEED A NEW CAPTAIN." "OH,MYGOD,GUYS, WE NEED A NEW CAPTAIN." "[joyful music]" "WE NEED A NEW CAPTAIN." "[joyful music] ♪ [joyful music] ♪ YEAH,LOOKSLIKEWEGOT" "♪ YEAH,LOOKSLIKEWEGOT OURSELVES A SERVER." "YEAH,LOOKSLIKEWEGOT OURSELVES A SERVER." "♪" "OURSELVES A SERVER." "♪ [dramatic music]" "♪ [dramatic music] ♪ [dramatic music] ♪ WHYDIDWE JUSTRESTACK?" "♪ WHYDIDWE JUSTRESTACK?" "♪" "WHYDIDWE JUSTRESTACK?" "♪ [computerizedvoice]THELAW" "♪ [computerizedvoice]THELAW  HAS ENTERED THE GAME." "[computerizedvoice]THELAW  HAS ENTERED THE GAME." "ALLRIGHT,GUYS,NOBODYPA" "HAS ENTERED THE GAME." "ALLRIGHT,GUYS,NOBODYPA--  GOTHIM,GOTHIM ." "ALLRIGHT,GUYS,NOBODYPA--  GOTHIM,GOTHIM ." "AW, GOD, SO MUCH POWER." "GOTHIM,GOTHIM ." "AW, GOD, SO MUCH POWER." "SO MUCH POWER EVERY TIME." "AW, GOD, SO MUCH POWER." "SO MUCH POWER EVERY TIME." "[laughs]" "SO MUCH POWER EVERY TIME." "[laughs] RUN!" "[laughs] RUN!" "CHEETO." "RUN!" "CHEETO." "COME HERE, CHEETO." "CHEETO." "COME HERE, CHEETO." "CHEETO." "COME HERE, CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO, CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO, CHEETO." "CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO." "CHEETO, CHEETO." "CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO." "WHOO!" "CHEETO, CHEETO, CHEETO." "WHOO!" "[laughs]" "WHOO!" "[laughs] THAT'S INCREDIBLE, RIGHT?" "[laughs] THAT'S INCREDIBLE, RIGHT?" "I STILL FEEL THAT RUSH" "THAT'S INCREDIBLE, RIGHT?" "I STILL FEEL THAT RUSH ALL THE TIME." "I STILL FEEL THAT RUSH ALL THE TIME." "OH, MY GOSH." "ALL THE TIME." "OH, MY GOSH." "ONE TIME I TOOK OUT AN ENTIRE" "OH, MY GOSH." "ONE TIME I TOOK OUT AN ENTIRE FAMILY WITH THAT MOVE." "ONE TIME I TOOK OUT AN ENTIRE FAMILY WITH THAT MOVE." "CHEETO." "FAMILY WITH THAT MOVE." "CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO." "CHEETO." "[cat meowing]" "CHEETO." "[cat meowing] CHEETO,GOODKITTY." "[cat meowing] CHEETO,GOODKITTY." "CHEETO--OW!" "OW!" "CHEETO,GOODKITTY." "CHEETO--OW!" "OW!" "STUPID CAT." "CHEETO--OW!" "OW!" "STUPID CAT." "OH,THATONEGOT 'EM GOOD." "STUPID CAT." "OH,THATONEGOT 'EM GOOD." "AH, LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY IS AFK" "OH,THATONEGOT 'EM GOOD." "AH, LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY IS AFK-- "AWAY FROM KEYBOARD."" "AH, LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY IS AFK-- "AWAY FROM KEYBOARD." MM." ""AWAY FROM KEYBOARD." MM. LET'SSEE,UH--LET'SSEE IF" "MM. LET'SSEE,UH--LET'SSEE IF WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM." "LET'SSEE,UH--LET'SSEE IF WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM." "OH, YEAH." "WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM." "OH, YEAH." "[laughs]" "OH, YEAH." "[laughs] MOM,WHERE'STHEIODINE?" "[laughs] MOM,WHERE'STHEIODINE?" "WHATEVER,KID." "YA." "[laughs] WHOO." "[laughs] WHOO." "[laughs]" "WHOO." "[laughs] [cat screeches] [laughs] [cat screeches] WHOA, OKAY." "[cat screeches] WHOA, OKAY." "[toaster bell dings]" "OH." "WHOO, THAT WAS FUN." "HOT." "WHOO, THAT WAS FUN." "HOT." "HOT." "HOT." "HOT." "SOWHATWASTHATMOVE CALLED?" "HOT." "SOWHATWASTHATMOVE CALLED?" "THAT'SJUST--IT'S" "SOWHATWASTHATMOVE CALLED?" "THAT'SJUST--IT'S-- YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THAT'SJUST--IT'S-- YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT'S NOT REALLY A MOVE." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IT'S NOT REALLY A MOVE." "I GOT--I GOT" "IT'S NOT REALLY A MOVE." "I GOT--I GOT-- I GOT..." "KILLED." "I GOT--I GOT-- I GOT..." "KILLED." "YOU KNOW, IT'S PUB STOMP." "I GOT..." "KILLED." "YOU KNOW, IT'S PUB STOMP." "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN." "YOU KNOW, IT'S PUB STOMP." "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN." "WHO WAS THAT GUY?" "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN." "WHO WAS THAT GUY?" "I MEAN, RIGHT?" "WHO WAS THAT GUY?" "I MEAN, RIGHT?" "WHO WAS THAT GUY?" "I MEAN, RIGHT?" "WHO WAS THAT GUY?" "[laughs]" "WHO WAS THAT GUY?" "[laughs] SO, UH... [laughs] SO, UH..." "ALL RIGHT, I GUESS, UH..." "SO, UH..." "ALL RIGHT, I GUESS, UH..." "A COMMERCIAL BREAK" "ALL RIGHT, I GUESS, UH..." "A COMMERCIAL BREAK OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" "ANDYETTHEPRESIDENT'S CONDITION IS STILL UNKNOWN" "CONDITION IS STILL UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME." "AT THIS TIME." "A NATION WAITS WITH" "A NATION WAITS WITH-- PWNZWN!" "PWNZWN!" "FRAGALERT!" "FRAGALERT!" "HOLDONTO YOURJOYSTICK," "HOLDONTO YOURJOYSTICK, ZONERS--WE GOT OURSELVES" "ZONERS--WE GOT OURSELVES A LATE-BREAKING PWNZWN" "A LATE-BREAKING PWNZWN FRAG ALERT." "FRAG ALERT." "SHOT BOT, WHAT YOU GOT?" "SHOT BOT, WHAT YOU GOT?" "VGHSSUPERSTAR,THELAW ," "VGHSSUPERSTAR,THELAW , HUMILIATED LIVE" "HUMILIATED LIVE ON NATIONAL TELEVISION" "ON NATIONAL TELEVISION BY A NO-NAME NOOBLET" "BY A NO-NAME NOOBLET IN A PUB STOMP GONE WRONG." "IN A PUB STOMP GONE WRONG." "MY COMPUTATION" "MY COMPUTATION-- FRAG OF THE CENTURY." "FRAG OF THE CENTURY." "PEEP THE REPLAY." "PEEP THE REPLAY." "[speakingnativelanguage]" "YEAH,THAT'SRIGHT." "WE WERE TOTALLY WITH BRIAN" "WE WERE TOTALLY WITH BRIAN WHEN HE GOT THE CALL FROM VGHS." "WHEN HE GOT THE CALL FROM VGHS." "WELOVEYOU,BRIAND." "WELOVEYOU,BRIAND. YEAH,BRIAN!" "YEAH,BRIAN!" "YEAH." "YEAH." "GIVEMEABREAK." "GIVEMEABREAK." "WHAT MAKES THIS FLASH-IN-THE-PAN" "WHAT MAKES THIS FLASH-IN-THE-PAN FLUKER THINK HE'S GOT WHAT IT" "FLUKER THINK HE'S GOT WHAT IT TAKES?" "TAKES?" "RON!" "RON!" "I COMPLETELY AGREE, RON." "I COMPLETELY AGREE, RON." "VGHS IS THE MOST INTENSE" "VGHS IS THE MOST INTENSE PRO GAMING ACADEMY" "PRO GAMING ACADEMY IN THE COUNTRY." "IN THE COUNTRY." "CANI JUSTAGREE" "CANI JUSTAGREE WITH YOU FOR ONE SECOND?" "WITH YOU FOR ONE SECOND?" "YOURAGREEMENT'SBEENNOTED." "YOURAGREEMENT'SBEENNOTED." "FELLAS, FELLAS, FELLAS." "FELLAS, FELLAS, FELLAS." "PLEASE, LET'S JUST" "PLEASE, LET'S JUST-- LET'S LOOK AT THEIR" "LET'S LOOK AT THEIR ACCEPTANCE VIDEO, OKAY?" "ACCEPTANCE VIDEO, OKAY?" "YOUWILLNOTSTUDYPHYSICS." "YOUWILLNOTSTUDYPHYSICS." "YOU WILL STUDY PHYSICS ENGINES." "YOU WILL STUDY PHYSICS ENGINES." "YOU WILL NOT STUDY ART." "YOU WILL NOT STUDY ART." "YOU WILL STUDY THE ART OF WAR." "YOU WILL STUDY THE ART OF WAR." "YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT BIOLOGY" "YOU WILL LEARN ABOUT BIOLOGY BY BATHING IN THE BLOOD" "BY BATHING IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES." "OF YOUR ENEMIES." "SOUND GOOD?" "SOUND GOOD?" "WELL, WELCOME TO VGHS." "WELL, WELCOME TO VGHS." "[chuckles]WHAT?" "[chuckles]WHAT?" "THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING." "EVERYONE SAYS" "THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING." "EVERYONE SAYS I WON'T MAKE IT, BUT..." "EVERYONE SAYS I WON'T MAKE IT, BUT..." "I HAVE TO TRY." "I WON'T MAKE IT, BUT..." "I HAVE TO TRY." "I MEAN, I'VE DREAMED OF PLAYING" "I HAVE TO TRY." "I MEAN, I'VE DREAMED OF PLAYING ON A VGHS TEAM SINCE I WAS" "I MEAN, I'VE DREAMED OF PLAYING ON A VGHS TEAM SINCE I WAS "E" FOR EVERYONE." "ON A VGHS TEAM SINCE I WAS "E" FOR EVERYONE." "BUTI HOPEYOUUNDERSTAND." ""E" FOR EVERYONE." "BUTI HOPEYOUUNDERSTAND." "[cat screeches]" "BUTI HOPEYOUUNDERSTAND." "[cat screeches] AH!" "[cat screeches] AH!" "CLASSIC CHEETO." "AH!" "CLASSIC CHEETO." "I'M GONNA MISS" "CLASSIC CHEETO." "I'M GONNA MISS THIS BACK AND FORTH." "I'M GONNA MISS THIS BACK AND FORTH." "TAKE CARE OF MOM, OKAY?" "THIS BACK AND FORTH." "TAKE CARE OF MOM, OKAY?" "BRIAN,REPORTERSAREHERE." "TAKE CARE OF MOM, OKAY?" "BRIAN,REPORTERSAREHERE." "LET'S GET YOU MIC'D UP." "BRIAN,REPORTERSAREHERE." "LET'S GET YOU MIC'D UP." "[cat purring]" "ILOVEYOU,MOM ." "I PUT SOME EXTRA FOOD IN YOUR BOWL." "I PUT SOME EXTRA FOOD IN YOUR BOWL." "WHEREAREYOUGOING?" "IN YOUR BOWL." "WHEREAREYOUGOING?" "I'MGOINGTO VGHS." "WHEREAREYOUGOING?" "I'MGOINGTO VGHS." "BRIAN,BRIAN!" "I'MGOINGTO VGHS." "BRIAN,BRIAN!" "WHATDOYOUHAVETOSAYTO" "BRIAN,BRIAN!" "WHATDOYOUHAVETOSAYTO  YOUR FANS, BRIAN?" "AMI GETTINGTHROUGH TO YOU, BRIAN D?" "HUH?" "TO YOU, BRIAN D?" "HUH?" "OH, UH, YES, SIR," "HUH?" "OH, UH, YES, SIR, STRAIGHT THROUGH." "OH, UH, YES, SIR, STRAIGHT THROUGH." "ISWEAR,EVERYYEAR" "STRAIGHT THROUGH." "ISWEAR,EVERYYEAR IT'S THE SAME DAMN CUT SCENE." "ISWEAR,EVERYYEAR IT'S THE SAME DAMN CUT SCENE." "SOME MEDIA DARLING WITH A" "IT'S THE SAME DAMN CUT SCENE." "SOME MEDIA DARLING WITH A FIVE-SECOND KILL REEL BREEZES" "SOME MEDIA DARLING WITH A FIVE-SECOND KILL REEL BREEZES INTO SCHOOL ON A GOLDEN TICKET." "FIVE-SECOND KILL REEL BREEZES INTO SCHOOL ON A GOLDEN TICKET." "BUCKLE UP, KID, 'CAUSE THIS" "INTO SCHOOL ON A GOLDEN TICKET." "BUCKLE UP, KID, 'CAUSE THIS TICKET PUTS YOU ON A PLANE" "BUCKLE UP, KID, 'CAUSE THIS TICKET PUTS YOU ON A PLANE STRAIGHT TO HELL." "TICKET PUTS YOU ON A PLANE STRAIGHT TO HELL." "AND THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE?" "STRAIGHT TO HELL." "AND THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE?" ""SUPER HELL."" "AND THE IN-FLIGHT MOVIE?" ""SUPER HELL." [distant bell ringing]" ""SUPER HELL." [distant bell ringing] UNDERSTOOD,SIR." "[distant bell ringing] UNDERSTOOD,SIR." "I KNOW IT'LL BE ROUGH HERE," "UNDERSTOOD,SIR." "I KNOW IT'LL BE ROUGH HERE, BUT I DID GET SOME PRACTICE" "I KNOW IT'LL BE ROUGH HERE, BUT I DID GET SOME PRACTICE AT THE MILWAUKEE INVITATIONAL," "BUT I DID GET SOME PRACTICE AT THE MILWAUKEE INVITATIONAL, SO..." "AT THE MILWAUKEE INVITATIONAL, SO..." "OH,REALLY?" "SO..." "OH,REALLY?" "STILL FEELING COCKY," "OH,REALLY?" "STILL FEELING COCKY, MR. MILWAUKEE?" "STILL FEELING COCKY, MR. MILWAUKEE?" "YOU'RE THE LOWEST-RANKED" "MR. MILWAUKEE?" "YOU'RE THE LOWEST-RANKED PLAYER IN THE SCHOOL." "YOU'RE THE LOWEST-RANKED PLAYER IN THE SCHOOL." "WELL,I SHOULDPROBABLYGO" "PLAYER IN THE SCHOOL." "WELL,I SHOULDPROBABLYGO GET SOME PRACTICE." "WELL,I SHOULDPROBABLYGO GET SOME PRACTICE." "ANDASFORYOU ,KISWAN ." "GET SOME PRACTICE." "ANDASFORYOU ,KISWAN ." "I DON'T CARE WHAT GAME" "ANDASFORYOU ,KISWAN ." "I DON'T CARE WHAT GAME YOUR PARENTS DEVELOPED." "I DON'T CARE WHAT GAME YOUR PARENTS DEVELOPED." "WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING?" "YOUR PARENTS DEVELOPED." "WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING?" "WELL,SIR,YOUCUT SUCH" "WHAT THE FRAG ARE YOU DOING?" "WELL,SIR,YOUCUT SUCH AN IMPOSING FIGURE," "WELL,SIR,YOUCUT SUCH AN IMPOSING FIGURE, I THOUGHT I'D MAKE A GAME" "AN IMPOSING FIGURE, I THOUGHT I'D MAKE A GAME ABOUT YOU." "I THOUGHT I'D MAKE A GAME ABOUT YOU." "[laughs]AWESOME." "ABOUT YOU." "[laughs]AWESOME." "WHAT ARE MY MOVES?" "CALHOUNALWAYSWINS." "ACCEPTABLE." "NOW SCRAM, YOU SCRUBS." "ACCEPTABLE." "NOW SCRAM, YOU SCRUBS." "UH,DON'TWE GET" "NOW SCRAM, YOU SCRUBS." "UH,DON'TWE GET A WELCOME BUDDY." "UH,DON'TWE GET A WELCOME BUDDY." "COOLYOURJETS,MISSSWAN ." "A WELCOME BUDDY." "COOLYOURJETS,MISSSWAN ." "I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT." "COOLYOURJETS,MISSSWAN ." "I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT." "YOUR ORIENTATION GUIDE IS..." "I WAS JUST GETTING TO THAT." "YOUR ORIENTATION GUIDE IS..." "HMM." "YOUR ORIENTATION GUIDE IS..." "HMM." "JENNYMATRIX" "HMM." "JENNYMATRIX-- 5,031 POINTS J.V. FPS CAPTAIN." "JENNYMATRIX-- 5,031 POINTS J.V. FPS CAPTAIN." "YOU MUST BE PRETTY NERVOUS." "5,031 POINTS J.V. FPS CAPTAIN." "YOU MUST BE PRETTY NERVOUS." "OFCOURSEI'MNERVOUS." "YOU MUST BE PRETTY NERVOUS." "OFCOURSEI'MNERVOUS." "DID YOU SEE HER 1080 NO-SCOPE" "OFCOURSEI'MNERVOUS." "DID YOU SEE HER 1080 NO-SCOPE NATTY ICE?" "DID YOU SEE HER 1080 NO-SCOPE NATTY ICE?" "[crow cheering]" "TIME." "[laughs] NOT EVEN CLOSE, SON." "[laughs] NOT EVEN CLOSE, SON." "WHO'S NEXT?" "NOT EVEN CLOSE, SON." "WHO'S NEXT?" "DON'TWORRY." "WHO'S NEXT?" "DON'TWORRY." "I GOT A SECRET WEAPON." "DON'TWORRY." "I GOT A SECRET WEAPON." "HEY, JENNY." "I GOT A SECRET WEAPON." "HEY, JENNY." "NICE MOVES, I'M BRIAN D." "HEY, JENNY." "NICE MOVES, I'M BRIAN D. OH,MR.LAWKILLER,HUH?" "NICE MOVES, I'M BRIAN D. OH,MR.LAWKILLER,HUH?" "YOUSAWTHAT?" "OH,MR.LAWKILLER,HUH?" "YOUSAWTHAT?" "MM." "YOUSAWTHAT?" "MM. IMEAN,YES." "MM. IMEAN,YES." "I AM." "IMEAN,YES." "I AM." "COLDTURKEY," "I AM." "COLDTURKEY, GET BRIAN D HERE A DRINK." "COLDTURKEY, GET BRIAN D HERE A DRINK." "WHAT?" "NO,I- " "GET BRIAN D HERE A DRINK." "WHAT?" "NO,I- - WHO'SBRIAND- " "WHAT?" "NO,I- - WHO'SBRIAND- - THE KID WITH THE LAME HAT?" "WHO'SBRIAND- - THE KID WITH THE LAME HAT?" "[chuckles]LAMEHAT?" "THE KID WITH THE LAME HAT?" "[chuckles]LAMEHAT?" "ONLY COOL HATS FOR THIS NOGGIN." "[chuckles]LAMEHAT?" "ONLY COOL HATS FOR THIS NOGGIN." "IGUESSTHAT'SCOOL." "ONLY COOL HATS FOR THIS NOGGIN." "IGUESSTHAT'SCOOL." "HEY, CHECK OUT THE COOL KID" "IGUESSTHAT'SCOOL." "HEY, CHECK OUT THE COOL KID WITH THE COOL HAT." "HEY, CHECK OUT THE COOL KID WITH THE COOL HAT." "YEAH." "WITH THE COOL HAT." "YEAH." "HEY,SWEETHAT,FROSH." "YEAH." "HEY,SWEETHAT,FROSH." "THENAME'SGAMES." "HEY,SWEETHAT,FROSH." "THENAME'SGAMES." "GAMES DEAN." "THENAME'SGAMES." "GAMES DEAN." "SOCOOL." "GAMES DEAN." "SOCOOL." "BRIAN,YOURSECRETWEAPON" "SOCOOL." "BRIAN,YOURSECRETWEAPON SEEMS TO HAVE MISFIRED." "BRIAN,YOURSECRETWEAPON SEEMS TO HAVE MISFIRED." "HEY,COMEON ." "SEEMS TO HAVE MISFIRED." "HEY,COMEON ." "WE'RE DOING THIS OR WHAT, D?" "HEY,COMEON ." "WE'RE DOING THIS OR WHAT, D?" "OH,NO,UH ..." "WE'RE DOING THIS OR WHAT, D?" "OH,NO,UH ..." "I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT." "OH,NO,UH ..." "I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT." "YOU'RE OUR WELCOME BUDDY." "I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT." "YOU'RE OUR WELCOME BUDDY." "all:" "OH." "YOU'RE OUR WELCOME BUDDY." "all:" "OH." "WHAT?" "all:" "OH." "WHAT?" "SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW US" "WHAT?" "SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW US AROUND AND STUFF." "SHE'S SUPPOSED TO SHOW US AROUND AND STUFF." "ALLRIGHT,SORRY,GUYS." "AROUND AND STUFF." "ALLRIGHT,SORRY,GUYS." "DUTY CALLS." "ALLRIGHT,SORRY,GUYS." "DUTY CALLS." "LET'S GO." "AND THIS CONCLUDES YOUR TOUR OF VGHS." "YOUTOOKUS IN ASTRAIGHT" "YOUR TOUR OF VGHS." "YOUTOOKUS IN ASTRAIGHT LINE AND SAID NOTHING." "YOUTOOKUS IN ASTRAIGHT LINE AND SAID NOTHING." "HEY,JENNYDOESN'THAVETIME" "LINE AND SAID NOTHING." "HEY,JENNYDOESN'THAVETIME  TO SHOW US NOOBS AROUND." "HEY,JENNYDOESN'THAVETIME  TO SHOW US NOOBS AROUND." "SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE J.V. TEAM" "TO SHOW US NOOBS AROUND." "SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE J.V. TEAM TO WORRY ABOUT." "SHE'S GOT THE WHOLE J.V. TEAM TO WORRY ABOUT." "SPEAKING OF WHICH..." "TO WORRY ABOUT." "SPEAKING OF WHICH..." "GIVEMEFIVEREASONS" "SPEAKING OF WHICH..." "GIVEMEFIVEREASONS I SHOULD PUT YOU ON MY TEAM." "GIVEMEFIVEREASONS I SHOULD PUT YOU ON MY TEAM." "THATWASPRETTYTRANSPARENT," "I SHOULD PUT YOU ON MY TEAM." "THATWASPRETTYTRANSPARENT, WASN'T IT?" "THATWASPRETTYTRANSPARENT, WASN'T IT?" "YEAH,A BIT." "WASN'T IT?" "YEAH,A BIT." "REASONNUMBERONE," "YEAH,A BIT." "REASONNUMBERONE, I'M HONEST TO A FAULT." "REASONNUMBERONE, I'M HONEST TO A FAULT." "YOUPROBABLYSHOULDN'T" "I'M HONEST TO A FAULT." "YOUPROBABLYSHOULDN'T LIST ONE OF YOUR FAULTS" "YOUPROBABLYSHOULDN'T LIST ONE OF YOUR FAULTS AS A REASON." "LIST ONE OF YOUR FAULTS AS A REASON." "IT'SOKAY,KI ,SHE'SGONE." "AS A REASON." "IT'SOKAY,KI ,SHE'SGONE." "WAIT,THAT'SNOTOKAY." "IT'SOKAY,KI ,SHE'SGONE." "WAIT,THAT'SNOTOKAY." "I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY ROOM IS." "WAIT,THAT'SNOTOKAY." "I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY ROOM IS." "SERIOUSLY,GUYS," "I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY ROOM IS." "SERIOUSLY,GUYS, FUN'S OVER, RIGHT?" "SERIOUSLY,GUYS, FUN'S OVER, RIGHT?" "WHAT'S WRONG, BABY WONG?" "FUN'S OVER, RIGHT?" "WHAT'S WRONG, BABY WONG?" "THOUGHT YOU ROCKSTARS" "WHAT'S WRONG, BABY WONG?" "THOUGHT YOU ROCKSTARS KNEW HOW TO PARTY." "THOUGHT YOU ROCKSTARS KNEW HOW TO PARTY." "YEAH,TOTALLY,ANNIHILIST." "KNEW HOW TO PARTY." "YEAH,TOTALLY,ANNIHILIST." "TOTALLY, YEAH." "YEAH,TOTALLY,ANNIHILIST." "TOTALLY, YEAH." "OKAY,YOUGUYSGOT ME." "TOTALLY, YEAH." "OKAY,YOUGUYSGOT ME." "OH, HEY." "OKAY,YOUGUYSGOT ME." "OH, HEY." "TED WONG." "OH, HEY." "TED WONG." "KISWAN--1,360POINTS," "TED WONG." "KISWAN--1,360POINTS, FIGHTER." "KISWAN--1,360POINTS, FIGHTER." "WELCOMETOTHEFRAGFLOOR," "FIGHTER." "WELCOMETOTHEFRAGFLOOR, KI." "WELCOMETOTHEFRAGFLOOR, KI." "HEY,LEAVEHIMALONE." "KI." "HEY,LEAVEHIMALONE." "WHATAREYOUGONNADO" "HEY,LEAVEHIMALONE." "WHATAREYOUGONNADO ABOUT IT--STOP US?" "WHATAREYOUGONNADO ABOUT IT--STOP US?" "NOPE." "ABOUT IT--STOP US?" "NOPE." "YOU'RE NOT." "NOPE." "YOU'RE NOT." "BRIAN,MAYBEWE SHOULD" "YOU'RE NOT." "BRIAN,MAYBEWE SHOULD GET THE R.A." "BRIAN,MAYBEWE SHOULD GET THE R.A. DIDYOURGIRLFRIEND" "GET THE R.A. DIDYOURGIRLFRIEND JUST GET HERE?" "DIDYOURGIRLFRIEND JUST GET HERE?" "THIS LOSER IS THE R.A." "JUST GET HERE?" "THIS LOSER IS THE R.A. AREYOUREALLYHIS" "THIS LOSER IS THE R.A. AREYOUREALLYHIS  GIRLFRIEND?" "AREYOUREALLYHIS  GIRLFRIEND?" "BECAUSE" "GIRLFRIEND?" "BECAUSE-- NICE." "BECAUSE-- NICE." "WHATDOWE GOTHERE?" "NICE." "WHATDOWE GOTHERE?" "HEY,GIVETHATBACK." "WHATDOWE GOTHERE?" "HEY,GIVETHATBACK." "WHAT?" "HEY,GIVETHATBACK." "WHAT?" "WHAT'STHIS?" "WHAT?" "WHAT'STHIS?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WHAT'STHIS?" "IDON'TKNOW." "SOMETHING STUPID." "IDON'TKNOW." "SOMETHING STUPID." "CHIBA?" "SOMETHING STUPID." "CHIBA?" "HANZO?" "CHIBA?" "HANZO?" "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS" "HANZO?" "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS-- THE POOR STORE?" "WHERE DID YOU GET THIS-- THE POOR STORE?" "WHEREDIDYOUGET YOUR" "THE POOR STORE?" "WHEREDIDYOUGET YOUR MANNERS--THE RUDE STORE?" "WHEREDIDYOUGET YOUR MANNERS--THE RUDE STORE?" "OH,MYGOODNESS." "MANNERS--THE RUDE STORE?" "OH,MYGOODNESS." "OH,SWEETBURN,DUDE." "OH,MYGOODNESS." "OH,SWEETBURN,DUDE." "OH!" "OH,SWEETBURN,DUDE." "OH!" "NOBODY..." "OH!" "NOBODY..." "INSULTS MY MANNERS." "NOBODY..." "INSULTS MY MANNERS." "WELL,NOBODY" "INSULTS MY MANNERS." "WELL,NOBODY MAKES FUN OF MY GEAR." "WELL,NOBODY MAKES FUN OF MY GEAR." "ANDNOONEINSULTS" "MAKES FUN OF MY GEAR." "ANDNOONEINSULTS MY NEW BEST FRIEND." "ANDNOONEINSULTS MY NEW BEST FRIEND." "[snortingloudly]" "MY NEW BEST FRIEND." "[snortingloudly] THISSOUNDSLIKEACHALLENGE." "[snortingloudly] THISSOUNDSLIKEACHALLENGE." "WHOA,WHOA,WHOA." "THISSOUNDSLIKEACHALLENGE." "WHOA,WHOA,WHOA." "YOU GUYS CAN'T FIGHT" "WHOA,WHOA,WHOA." "YOU GUYS CAN'T FIGHT IN MY HALLWAY." "YOU GUYS CAN'T FIGHT IN MY HALLWAY." "[chucklesnervously]" "IN MY HALLWAY." "[chucklesnervously] RUMBLEINTHERUMPUSROOM ." "[chucklesnervously] RUMBLEINTHERUMPUSROOM ." "WHOO!" "WHOO-HOO!" "RUMBLEINTHERUMPUSROOM ." "WHOO!" "WHOO-HOO!" "LADIESANDGENTLEMEN." "WHOO!" "WHOO-HOO!" "LADIESANDGENTLEMEN." "I PRESENT TO YOU A MATCHUP OF" "LADIESANDGENTLEMEN." "I PRESENT TO YOU A MATCHUP OF EPIC PROPORTIONS." "I PRESENT TO YOU A MATCHUP OF EPIC PROPORTIONS." "IN THE COOL CORNER, WE GOT" "EPIC PROPORTIONS." "IN THE COOL CORNER, WE GOT BRIAN D." "IN THE COOL CORNER, WE GOT BRIAN D. AND IN THE OTHER CORNER," "BRIAN D. AND IN THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE SOME LOSER" "AND IN THE OTHER CORNER, WE HAVE SOME LOSER THAT WAS HARD CORE GUFFIN' ME." "WE HAVE SOME LOSER THAT WAS HARD CORE GUFFIN' ME." "ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL KNOW THE" "THAT WAS HARD CORE GUFFIN' ME." "ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL KNOW THE RULES--SINGLE LIFE, NO" "ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL KNOW THE RULES--SINGLE LIFE, NO RESPAWNS." "RULES--SINGLE LIFE, NO RESPAWNS." "PLAYER ONE, ARE YOU READY?" "RESPAWNS." "PLAYER ONE, ARE YOU READY?" "LET'SDOIT ." "PLAYER ONE, ARE YOU READY?" "LET'SDOIT ." "NEWBESTFRIEND," "LET'SDOIT ." "NEWBESTFRIEND, ARE YOU READY?" "NEWBESTFRIEND, ARE YOU READY?" "BRIAN,I JUSTLOOKEDAT" "ARE YOU READY?" "BRIAN,I JUSTLOOKEDAT THE OFFICIAL RULE BOOK." "BRIAN,I JUSTLOOKEDAT THE OFFICIAL RULE BOOK." "I REALLY THINK THAT YOU SHOULD" "THE OFFICIAL RULE BOOK." "I REALLY THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LOOK AT PARAGRAPHS 12" "I REALLY THINK THAT YOU SHOULD LOOK AT PARAGRAPHS 12 THROUGH 90." "LOOK AT PARAGRAPHS 12 THROUGH 90." "ANYCHANCEYOUCOULD" "THROUGH 90." "ANYCHANCEYOUCOULD PARAPHRASE?" "ANYCHANCEYOUCOULD PARAPHRASE?" "OH,OKAY." "PARAPHRASE?" "OH,OKAY." "UM, READ RULES--IMPORTANT." "OH,OKAY." "UM, READ RULES--IMPORTANT." "THAT'SNOTWHATIMEANT,KI." "UM, READ RULES--IMPORTANT." "THAT'SNOTWHATIMEANT,KI." "AAH!" "THAT'SNOTWHATIMEANT,KI." "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "ALLRIGHT,LET'SGET ITON!" "[people cheering]" "GOD,NOTNOW,CHIBA." "COME ON." "YOUCAN'THIDEFROMME." "YOU'RE LIKE A MINNOW, AND I'M A SHARK." "YOU'RE LIKE A MINNOW, AND I'M A SHARK." "I'M GONNA EAT YOU." "AND I'M A SHARK." "I'M GONNA EAT YOU." "all:" "FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT." "I'M GONNA EAT YOU." "all:" "FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT." "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT." "all:" "FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT." "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT." "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT." "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT." "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT." "GREATTIMING,CHIBA." "YES!" "YES!" "[laughing]YES!" "WHO'SWORKING [laughing]YES!" "WHO'SWORKING AT THE POOR STORE NOW?" "WHO'SWORKING AT THE POOR STORE NOW?" "[laughs]" "WAIT." "WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" "OH,BRIAN,PARAGRAPH90,  SECTION 3" "OH,BRIAN,PARAGRAPH90,  SECTION 3-- SHOULD A STUDENT'S RANK FALL" "SECTION 3-- SHOULD A STUDENT'S RANK FALL BELOW ZERO, THEN THEY ARE" "SHOULD A STUDENT'S RANK FALL BELOW ZERO, THEN THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY, RUTHLESSLY," "BELOW ZERO, THEN THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY, RUTHLESSLY, AND INSTANTLY" "AUTOMATICALLY, RUTHLESSLY, AND INSTANTLY-- EXPELLED." "AND INSTANTLY-- EXPELLED." "ANNIHILIST,DUDE,IDIDN'T" "EXPELLED." "ANNIHILIST,DUDE,IDIDN'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW." "ANNIHILIST,DUDE,IDIDN'T-- I DIDN'T KNOW." "FOURMOREREASONS,BRIAN." "I DIDN'T KNOW." "FOURMOREREASONS,BRIAN." "WELCOME TO VGHS." "FOURMOREREASONS,BRIAN." "WELCOME TO VGHS." "JENNY,WAIT." "WELCOME TO VGHS." "JENNY,WAIT." "WHERE'S MY ROOM?" "JENNY,WAIT." "WHERE'S MY ROOM?" "ONTHEPLUSSIDE,DUDE ," "WHERE'S MY ROOM?" "ONTHEPLUSSIDE,DUDE , THAT GUY WAS SUPPOSED" "ONTHEPLUSSIDE,DUDE , THAT GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR ROOMMATE." "THAT GUY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR ROOMMATE." "DUDE,I JUSTGOTAKID" "TO BE YOUR ROOMMATE." "DUDE,I JUSTGOTAKID EXPELLED." "DUDE,I JUSTGOTAKID EXPELLED." "HOW IS THAT A PLUS SIDE?" "EXPELLED." "HOW IS THAT A PLUS SIDE?" "YEAH,BESTROOMMATEFRIENDS" "HOW IS THAT A PLUS SIDE?" "YEAH,BESTROOMMATEFRIENDS FOREVER!" "YEAH,BESTROOMMATEFRIENDS FOREVER!" "OH!" "FOREVER!" "OH!" "I'M OKAY." "THEONE-SHOTWONDER..." "WE MEET AT LAST." "HEY,UH..." "WE MEET AT LAST." "HEY,UH..." "YOU'RE THE--THE LAW." "HEY,UH..." "YOU'RE THE--THE LAW." "IT'S--IT'SJUSTLAWAROUND" "YOU'RE THE--THE LAW." "IT'S--IT'SJUSTLAWAROUND HERE, BRIAN." "IT'S--IT'SJUSTLAWAROUND HERE, BRIAN." "I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, BRI GUY," "HERE, BRIAN." "I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, BRI GUY, BUT, UH, ARE YOU OKAY?" "I DON'T MEAN TO PRY, BRI GUY, BUT, UH, ARE YOU OKAY?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "BUT, UH, ARE YOU OKAY?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OH,UM..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "OH,UM..." "I'M JUST GETTING SOME AIR." "OH,UM..." "I'M JUST GETTING SOME AIR." "YOUWEREGOINGTOTHROW" "I'M JUST GETTING SOME AIR." "YOUWEREGOINGTOTHROW YOUR GEAR OUT, WEREN'T YOU?" "YOUWEREGOINGTOTHROW YOUR GEAR OUT, WEREN'T YOU?" "IDON'TKNOW." "YOUR GEAR OUT, WEREN'T YOU?" "IDON'TKNOW." "VGHS IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT" "IDON'TKNOW." "VGHS IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN I THOUGHT." "VGHS IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT THAN I THOUGHT." "CHIBA AND HANZO JUST KIND OF" "THAN I THOUGHT." "CHIBA AND HANZO JUST KIND OF FEEL OUT OF PLACE." "CHIBA AND HANZO JUST KIND OF FEEL OUT OF PLACE." "BRIAN,WHOAREWETALKING" "FEEL OUT OF PLACE." "BRIAN,WHOAREWETALKING ABOUT HERE--YOUR GEAR OR YOU?" "I KNOW, RIGHT?" "STUPID." "LISTEN..." "STUPID." "LISTEN..." "OH, OLD SCHOOL--NICE." "LISTEN..." "OH, OLD SCHOOL--NICE." "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING" "OH, OLD SCHOOL--NICE." "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF TOLD MYSELF." "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF TOLD MYSELF." "FITTING IN AT VGHS IS HARD," "I'VE ALWAYS KIND OF TOLD MYSELF." "FITTING IN AT VGHS IS HARD, BUT YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST" "FITTING IN AT VGHS IS HARD, BUT YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST UNLESS YOU BE YOURSELF, OKAY?" "BUT YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST UNLESS YOU BE YOURSELF, OKAY?" "NEVER--NEVER FORGET THAT." "UNLESS YOU BE YOURSELF, OKAY?" "NEVER--NEVER FORGET THAT." "NEVER LET ANYONE BREAK YOU." "NEVER--NEVER FORGET THAT." "NEVER LET ANYONE BREAK YOU." "DOYOUREALLYMEANTHAT ?" "NEVER LET ANYONE BREAK YOU." "DOYOUREALLYMEANTHAT ?" "MORETHANANYTHING" "DOYOUREALLYMEANTHAT ?" "MORETHANANYTHING IN THE WORLD." "MORETHANANYTHING IN THE WORLD." "CHIBA." "IN THE WORLD." "CHIBA." "TOOBAD,YOU'REINMYWORLD" "CHIBA." "TOOBAD,YOU'REINMYWORLD  NOW, BRIAN." "TOOBAD,YOU'REINMYWORLD  NOW, BRIAN." "DON'T YOU GET IT, BRIAN?" "NOW, BRIAN." "DON'T YOU GET IT, BRIAN?" "I AM VGHS." "DON'T YOU GET IT, BRIAN?" "I AM VGHS." "[chuckles]" "I AM VGHS." "[chuckles] WELCOME TO ME." "HOWAREYOULOST?" "YOU'RE THE R.A. HEY,YOU'RETHEONE" "YOU'RE THE R.A. HEY,YOU'RETHEONE  WHO OVERSLEPT." "HEY,YOU'RETHEONE  WHO OVERSLEPT." "WELL,I 'MSORRY." "WHO OVERSLEPT." "WELL,I 'MSORRY." "I HAD TO PRACTICE WITH MY" "WELL,I 'MSORRY." "I HAD TO PRACTICE WITH MY NEW GAME DECK IF I WANT" "I HAD TO PRACTICE WITH MY NEW GAME DECK IF I WANT TO GET GOOD AND IMPRESS" "NEW GAME DECK IF I WANT TO GET GOOD AND IMPRESS JENNY MATRIX." "TO GET GOOD AND IMPRESS JENNY MATRIX." "HEY,BRIAN." "JENNY MATRIX." "HEY,BRIAN." "LOVED WATCHING YOU KILL" "HEY,BRIAN." "LOVED WATCHING YOU KILL ANNIHILIST LAST NIGHT" "LOVED WATCHING YOU KILL ANNIHILIST LAST NIGHT-- VERY IMPRESSIVE." "ANNIHILIST LAST NIGHT-- VERY IMPRESSIVE." "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A SPOT ON" "VERY IMPRESSIVE." "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A SPOT ON J.V.?" "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A SPOT ON J.V.?" "AREYOUSERIOUS?" "J.V.?" "AREYOUSERIOUS?" "OH,DOUBLESTUFFSERIOUS." "AREYOUSERIOUS?" "OH,DOUBLESTUFFSERIOUS." "J.V. COULD USE A BOOST" "OH,DOUBLESTUFFSERIOUS." "J.V. COULD USE A BOOST IN THE CUTE DEPARTMENT." "J.V. COULD USE A BOOST IN THE CUTE DEPARTMENT." "WELCOME TO THE TEAM" "IN THE CUTE DEPARTMENT." "WELCOME TO THE TEAM AND WELCOME TO ME!" "[screaming] [laughingevilly] ISANYONEELSEHEARINGTHIS ?" "[laughingevilly] ISANYONEELSEHEARINGTHIS ?" "NOPE." "ISANYONEELSEHEARINGTHIS ?" "NOPE." "[screaming]" "NOPE." "[screaming] CHEETO?" "[screaming] CHEETO?" "KILLINGSPREE" "CHEETO?" "KILLINGSPREE-- AH!" "KILLINGSPREE-- AH!" "MORNING,ROOMIE!" "AH!" "MORNING,ROOMIE!" "AAH!" "MORNING,ROOMIE!" "AAH!" "PIZZABRUNCH?" "[spits] WHATISWITHEVERYONETODAY?" "[bell ringing]" "WHATISWITHEVERYONETODAY?" "[bell ringing] YOUKILLEDTHENUMBER-ONE [bell ringing] YOUKILLEDTHENUMBER-ONE PLAYER AT THE SCHOOL." "YOUKILLEDTHENUMBER-ONE PLAYER AT THE SCHOOL." "YOU GOT A GUY KICKED OUT" "PLAYER AT THE SCHOOL." "YOU GOT A GUY KICKED OUT ON YOUR FIRST DAY." "YOU GOT A GUY KICKED OUT ON YOUR FIRST DAY." "YOU'RE A MARKED MAN, BRIAN." "ON YOUR FIRST DAY." "YOU'RE A MARKED MAN, BRIAN." "JUST LIKE THIS PIZZA," "YOU'RE A MARKED MAN, BRIAN." "JUST LIKE THIS PIZZA, EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF YOU." "JUST LIKE THIS PIZZA, EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF YOU." "IGOTTAKEEPMYHEAD DOWN ." "EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF YOU." "IGOTTAKEEPMYHEAD DOWN ." "YOU'RERIGHT." "IGOTTAKEEPMYHEAD DOWN ." "YOU'RERIGHT." "WE COULD THROW YOU A PARTY." "YOU'RERIGHT." "WE COULD THROW YOU A PARTY." "WHAT?" "WE COULD THROW YOU A PARTY." "WHAT?" "INYOURHONOR." "WHAT?" "INYOURHONOR." "IDIDN'TSAYTHAT." "INYOURHONOR." "IDIDN'TSAYTHAT." "CALLEDBRIANPALOOZA." "IDIDN'TSAYTHAT." "CALLEDBRIANPALOOZA." "HI." "BRIAN,IHAVEAQUESTION" "CALLEDBRIANPALOOZA." "HI." "BRIAN,IHAVEAQUESTION ABOUT BRIANPALOOZA." "HI." "BRIAN,IHAVEAQUESTION ABOUT BRIANPALOOZA." "DIDYOUTAKETHIS" "ABOUT BRIANPALOOZA." "DIDYOUTAKETHIS WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?" "DIDYOUTAKETHIS WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?" "IHAVEAVERYAGGRESSIVE" "WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?" "IHAVEAVERYAGGRESSIVE STREET TEAM." "IHAVEAVERYAGGRESSIVE STREET TEAM." "IWASJUSTWONDERING" "STREET TEAM." "IWASJUSTWONDERING WHAT TIME ROCK O'CLOCK IS?" "IWASJUSTWONDERING WHAT TIME ROCK O'CLOCK IS?" "YOUKNOW,HALFPASTRAD." "WHAT TIME ROCK O'CLOCK IS?" "YOUKNOW,HALFPASTRAD." "BUTWHENIS HALFPASTRAD?" "YOUKNOW,HALFPASTRAD." "BUTWHENIS HALFPASTRAD?" "QUARTERTOSCORE." "BUTWHENIS HALFPASTRAD?" "QUARTERTOSCORE." "TED,NO,SERIOUSLY,LIKE," "QUARTERTOSCORE." "TED,NO,SERIOUSLY,LIKE, EVERY TWITCHER IN THE SCHOOL" "TED,NO,SERIOUSLY,LIKE, EVERY TWITCHER IN THE SCHOOL WANTS TO FIGHT ME." "EVERY TWITCHER IN THE SCHOOL WANTS TO FIGHT ME." "I'M NOT GONNA THROW THEM" "WANTS TO FIGHT ME." "I'M NOT GONNA THROW THEM A PARTY." "I'M NOT GONNA THROW THEM A PARTY." "CAN WE PLEASE JUST..." "A PARTY." "CAN WE PLEASE JUST..." "HANG OUT BY THIS STAIRWELL?" "CAN WE PLEASE JUST..." "HANG OUT BY THIS STAIRWELL?" "[chuckles] LOOK AT THIS VIEW." "HANG OUT BY THIS STAIRWELL?" "[chuckles] LOOK AT THIS VIEW." "THIS COULD BE OUR NEW [chuckles] LOOK AT THIS VIEW." "THIS COULD BE OUR NEW HANGOUT SPOT, AM I RIGHT?" "THIS COULD BE OUR NEW HANGOUT SPOT, AM I RIGHT?" "WOW,I CAN'TBELIEVE" "HANGOUT SPOT, AM I RIGHT?" "WOW,I CAN'TBELIEVE I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT." "WOW,I CAN'TBELIEVE I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT." "I'LL ADD IT TO MY LIST..." "I HADN'T THOUGHT OF IT." "I'LL ADD IT TO MY LIST..." "THAT I MADE OF POTENTIAL" "I'LL ADD IT TO MY LIST..." "THAT I MADE OF POTENTIAL HANGOUT SPOTS." "THAT I MADE OF POTENTIAL HANGOUT SPOTS." "[scoffs]REALLY?" "HANGOUT SPOTS." "[scoffs]REALLY?" "OKAY, A PARTY IS ONE THING." "[scoffs]REALLY?" "OKAY, A PARTY IS ONE THING." "BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK PAST" "OKAY, A PARTY IS ONE THING." "BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK PAST THE LAW?" "BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK PAST THE LAW?" "COME ON, IS TIME TO STOP HIDING" "THE LAW?" "COME ON, IS TIME TO STOP HIDING IN THE SHADOWS AND SHINE" "COME ON, IS TIME TO STOP HIDING IN THE SHADOWS AND SHINE LIKE THE STAR THAT YOU ARE." "IN THE SHADOWS AND SHINE LIKE THE STAR THAT YOU ARE." "I'LLSTICKTO THESHADOWS." "LIKE THE STAR THAT YOU ARE." "I'LLSTICKTO THESHADOWS." "THANKS." "I'LLSTICKTO THESHADOWS." "THANKS." "I'LLSEEYOUINCLASS." "THANKS." "I'LLSEEYOUINCLASS." "WHAT'SGAMINGALLABOUT," "I'LLSEEYOUINCLASS." "WHAT'SGAMINGALLABOUT, BRIAN?" "WHAT'SGAMINGALLABOUT, BRIAN?" "WELL,UM..." "BRIAN?" "WELL,UM..." "I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT" "WELL,UM..." "I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT-- I'MSUREIF ILOOKEDAT" "I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT-- I'MSUREIF ILOOKEDAT "BRIAN'S BIG BOOK OF GAMING,"" "I'MSUREIF ILOOKEDAT "BRIAN'S BIG BOOK OF GAMING," IT'D TELL ME THAT GAMING" ""BRIAN'S BIG BOOK OF GAMING," IT'D TELL ME THAT GAMING IS ALL ABOUT EXPELLING" "IT'D TELL ME THAT GAMING IS ALL ABOUT EXPELLING CLASSMATES, STARTING FIGHTS," "IS ALL ABOUT EXPELLING CLASSMATES, STARTING FIGHTS, LANDING THE COVER" "CLASSMATES, STARTING FIGHTS, LANDING THE COVER OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL." "LANDING THE COVER OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL." "[gulps] AHH." "OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL." "[gulps] AHH." "YOU KNOW WHAT GAMING [gulps] AHH." "YOU KNOW WHAT GAMING IS REALLY ABOUT, BRIAN?" "YOU KNOW WHAT GAMING IS REALLY ABOUT, BRIAN?" "HMM?" "IS REALLY ABOUT, BRIAN?" "HMM?" "BOOM." "HMM?" "BOOM." "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "BOOM." "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "GAMINGISALLABOUT" "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "GAMINGISALLABOUT THE GAME, SIR?" "GAMINGISALLABOUT THE GAME, SIR?" "IKNEWYOUWOULDN'T" "THE GAME, SIR?" "IKNEWYOUWOULDN'T UNDERSTAND." "IKNEWYOUWOULDN'T UNDERSTAND." "YOU'RE IN THE DANGER ZONE, KID." "UNDERSTAND." "YOU'RE IN THE DANGER ZONE, KID." "YOU MAY HAVE SNAGGED A FEW" "YOU'RE IN THE DANGER ZONE, KID." "YOU MAY HAVE SNAGGED A FEW POINTS WASTING ANNIHILIST," "YOU MAY HAVE SNAGGED A FEW POINTS WASTING ANNIHILIST, BUT IF YOU WANT TO LAST" "POINTS WASTING ANNIHILIST, BUT IF YOU WANT TO LAST MORE THAN A WEEK AT THIS SCHOOL," "BUT IF YOU WANT TO LAST MORE THAN A WEEK AT THIS SCHOOL, I SUGGEST YOU START KEEPING" "MORE THAN A WEEK AT THIS SCHOOL, I SUGGEST YOU START KEEPING A LOW PROFILE." "I SUGGEST YOU START KEEPING A LOW PROFILE." "NO,I-IHEARYOU ,SIR ." "A LOW PROFILE." "NO,I-IHEARYOU ,SIR ." "I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TELLING" "NO,I-IHEARYOU ,SIR ." "I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TELLING MY FRIENDS--LOW PROFILE." "I WAS ACTUALLY JUST TELLING MY FRIENDS--LOW PROFILE." "THAT'S MY GAME." "MY FRIENDS--LOW PROFILE." "THAT'S MY GAME." "REALLY?" "THAT'S MY GAME." "REALLY?" "DOES THAT GAME INCLUDE A MINI" "REALLY?" "DOES THAT GAME INCLUDE A MINI GAME ABOUT BEING FULL OF CRAP?" "DOES THAT GAME INCLUDE A MINI GAME ABOUT BEING FULL OF CRAP?" "NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE." "GAME ABOUT BEING FULL OF CRAP?" "NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE." "OKAY." "NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE." "OKAY." "HELLO,STUDENTS." "OKAY." "HELLO,STUDENTS." "AND WELCOME TO FPS 101." "HELLO,STUDENTS." "AND WELCOME TO FPS 101." "MY NAME IS ACE." "AND WELCOME TO FPS 101." "MY NAME IS ACE." "YOU CAN CALL ME ACE." "MY NAME IS ACE." "YOU CAN CALL ME ACE." "SOUND GOOD?" "FANTASTIC." "YOU CAN CALL ME ACE." "SOUND GOOD?" "FANTASTIC." "NOW, I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU" "SOUND GOOD?" "FANTASTIC." "NOW, I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW," "NOW, I'M SURE A LOT OF YOU ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW, "HEY, I GOT MYSELF INTO VGHS." "ARE THINKING RIGHT NOW, "HEY, I GOT MYSELF INTO VGHS." "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE" ""HEY, I GOT MYSELF INTO VGHS." "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BACK-TO-BASICS BALONEY?"" "WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BACK-TO-BASICS BALONEY?" WELL, LET ME JUST SET" "BACK-TO-BASICS BALONEY?" WELL, LET ME JUST SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR YOU," "WELL, LET ME JUST SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR YOU, PARTNERS, REALLY QUICK LIKE." "THE RECORD STRAIGHT FOR YOU, PARTNERS, REALLY QUICK LIKE." "YOU DON'T KNOW SHINOLA" "PARTNERS, REALLY QUICK LIKE." "YOU DON'T KNOW SHINOLA ABOUT FIRST-PERSON SHOTTING." "YOU DON'T KNOW SHINOLA ABOUT FIRST-PERSON SHOTTING." "FRESHMAN YEAR'S ABOUT" "ABOUT FIRST-PERSON SHOTTING." "FRESHMAN YEAR'S ABOUT TWO THINGS." "FRESHMAN YEAR'S ABOUT TWO THINGS." "HEAR ME NOW--FUNDAMENTALS" "TWO THINGS." "HEAR ME NOW--FUNDAMENTALS AND FIRST IMPRESSIONS." "HEAR ME NOW--FUNDAMENTALS AND FIRST IMPRESSIONS." "BRIAN D, I PRESUME?" "AND FIRST IMPRESSIONS." "BRIAN D, I PRESUME?" "SORRYI WASLATE,SIR ." "BRIAN D, I PRESUME?" "SORRYI WASLATE,SIR ." "WELL,YOU'VEALREADYBROKEN" "SORRYI WASLATE,SIR ." "WELL,YOU'VEALREADYBROKEN ACE'S FIRST RULE." "WELL,YOU'VEALREADYBROKEN ACE'S FIRST RULE." "BEPUNCTUAL." "ACE'S FIRST RULE." "BEPUNCTUAL." "NO,RULENUMBERONE" "BEPUNCTUAL." "NO,RULENUMBERONE  IS "KNOW ACE'S RULES."" "NO,RULENUMBERONE  IS "KNOW ACE'S RULES." YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT" "IS "KNOW ACE'S RULES." YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT HAD YOU BEEN PUNCTUAL." "YOU WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT HAD YOU BEEN PUNCTUAL." "HAVE A SEAT." "HAD YOU BEEN PUNCTUAL." "HAVE A SEAT." "BRIAN." "HAVE A SEAT." "BRIAN." "SORRYI 'MLATE,MR.ACE ." "BRIAN." "SORRYI 'MLATE,MR.ACE ." "CALLMEACE,ALL RIGHT?" "SORRYI 'MLATE,MR.ACE ." "CALLMEACE,ALL RIGHT?" "MR. ACE WAS MY FATHER'S NAME." "CALLMEACE,ALL RIGHT?" "MR. ACE WAS MY FATHER'S NAME." "RULE NUMBER ONE, BRIAN." "MR. ACE WAS MY FATHER'S NAME." "RULE NUMBER ONE, BRIAN." "[chair clattering loudly]" "NOW, BACK TO FIRST IMPRESSIONS." "CHECKOUTWHOOUR NEW T.A. IS?" "CHECKOUTWHOOUR NEW T.A. IS?" "...ISOURSTRAIGHTSHOOTING" "IS?" "...ISOURSTRAIGHTSHOOTING T.A. OVER HERE, JENNY MATRIX." "...ISOURSTRAIGHTSHOOTING T.A. OVER HERE, JENNY MATRIX." "THAT'SRIGHT,ACE." "T.A. OVER HERE, JENNY MATRIX." "THAT'SRIGHT,ACE." "AS J.V. CAPTAIN, I HAVE TO" "THAT'SRIGHT,ACE." "AS J.V. CAPTAIN, I HAVE TO CHOOSE AN HONORARY FRESHMAN" "AS J.V. CAPTAIN, I HAVE TO CHOOSE AN HONORARY FRESHMAN TO PLAY IN OUR SCRIMMAGE" "CHOOSE AN HONORARY FRESHMAN TO PLAY IN OUR SCRIMMAGE AGAINST VARSITY TOMORROW." "TO PLAY IN OUR SCRIMMAGE AGAINST VARSITY TOMORROW." "PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S A HUGE" "AGAINST VARSITY TOMORROW." "PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S A HUGE WASTE OF TIME, BUT..." "PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S A HUGE WASTE OF TIME, BUT..." "IT'S TRADITION." "WASTE OF TIME, BUT..." "IT'S TRADITION." "HEY,BRIAN." "IT'S TRADITION." "HEY,BRIAN." "THAT COULD BE YOU," "HEY,BRIAN." "THAT COULD BE YOU, WASTING HER TIME TOMORROW." "THAT COULD BE YOU, WASTING HER TIME TOMORROW." "IDON'TKNOW,KI." "WASTING HER TIME TOMORROW." "IDON'TKNOW,KI." "THESCRIMMIS APERFECT" "IDON'TKNOW,KI." "THESCRIMMIS APERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BE RUBBING" "THESCRIMMIS APERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BE RUBBING ELBOWS WITH SOME OF THE BEST" "OPPORTUNITY TO BE RUBBING ELBOWS WITH SOME OF THE BEST MOUSE JOCKEYS THIS HIGH SCHOOL" "ELBOWS WITH SOME OF THE BEST MOUSE JOCKEYS THIS HIGH SCHOOL HAS TO OFFER." "MOUSE JOCKEYS THIS HIGH SCHOOL HAS TO OFFER." "JENNY, DO YOU THINK ANY" "HAS TO OFFER." "JENNY, DO YOU THINK ANY OF THESE CHEESE DUSTERS" "JENNY, DO YOU THINK ANY OF THESE CHEESE DUSTERS HAS WHAT IT TAKES?" "OF THESE CHEESE DUSTERS HAS WHAT IT TAKES?" "WELL,THERE'SONLYONE WAY" "HAS WHAT IT TAKES?" "WELL,THERE'SONLYONE WAY  TO FIND OUT, ACE." "WELL,THERE'SONLYONE WAY  TO FIND OUT, ACE." "LET'S HIT THE PIT." "TO FIND OUT, ACE." "LET'S HIT THE PIT." "ICANNOTWAIT." "LET'S HIT THE PIT." "ICANNOTWAIT." "PEOPLEUNDERESTIMATETHEPIT" "ICANNOTWAIT." "PEOPLEUNDERESTIMATETHEPIT  BECAUSE YOUR TARGETS" "PEOPLEUNDERESTIMATETHEPIT  BECAUSE YOUR TARGETS ARE MADE OF PAPER." "BECAUSE YOUR TARGETS ARE MADE OF PAPER." "BUT TRUST ME," "ARE MADE OF PAPER." "BUT TRUST ME, WHEN YOU KNOW THE PIT," "BUT TRUST ME, WHEN YOU KNOW THE PIT, YOU KNOW YOURSELF." "WHEN YOU KNOW THE PIT, YOU KNOW YOURSELF." "PLAYINGGAMESBY YOURSELF" "YOU KNOW YOURSELF." "PLAYINGGAMESBY YOURSELF-- [chuckles]" "PLAYINGGAMESBY YOURSELF-- [chuckles] I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO [chuckles] I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO IN MY SLEEP." "I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO IN MY SLEEP." "THISISGREAT." "IN MY SLEEP." "THISISGREAT." "I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS LEVEL" "THISISGREAT." "I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS LEVEL IN MY SLEEP." "I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS LEVEL IN MY SLEEP." "YEAH,GREAT." "IN MY SLEEP." "YEAH,GREAT." "SO, KI, BACK TO OUR FAVORITE" "YEAH,GREAT." "SO, KI, BACK TO OUR FAVORITE ROMANCE LANGUAGES." "SO, KI, BACK TO OUR FAVORITE ROMANCE LANGUAGES." "WHAT WERE YOURS AGAIN" "ROMANCE LANGUAGES." "WHAT WERE YOURS AGAIN-- SPANISH, ITALIAN?" "WHAT WERE YOURS AGAIN-- SPANISH, ITALIAN?" "C++." "SPANISH, ITALIAN?" "C++." "MOLTOBENE." "C++." "MOLTOBENE." "BEFAST." "MOLTOBENE." "BEFAST." "BE EFFICIENT." "BEFAST." "BE EFFICIENT." "AND ABOVE ALL ELSE..." "BE EFFICIENT." "AND ABOVE ALL ELSE..." "BE RESOURCEFUL." "AND ABOVE ALL ELSE..." "BE RESOURCEFUL." "[applause]" "BE RESOURCEFUL." "[applause] 39SECONDS." "[applause] 39SECONDS." "THAT'S NOT BAD, MATRIX-- 39SECONDS." "THAT'S NOT BAD, MATRIX-- JUST SHY OF THE SCHOOL RECORD." "THAT'S NOT BAD, MATRIX-- JUST SHY OF THE SCHOOL RECORD." "WAIT,THAT'SNOTRIGHT." "JUST SHY OF THE SCHOOL RECORD." "WAIT,THAT'SNOTRIGHT." "YOU CAN GET, LIKE, TEN SECONDS" "WAIT,THAT'SNOTRIGHT." "YOU CAN GET, LIKE, TEN SECONDS FASTER." "YOU CAN GET, LIKE, TEN SECONDS FASTER." "BRIAND ,SOMETHINGTO SHARE?" "FASTER." "BRIAND ,SOMETHINGTO SHARE?" "NO,SIR,UH ..." "BRIAND ,SOMETHINGTO SHARE?" "NO,SIR,UH ..." "SORRY, UH, WASN'T IMPORTANT." "NO,SIR,UH ..." "SORRY, UH, WASN'T IMPORTANT." "GOOD,THENSHUTUP." "SORRY, UH, WASN'T IMPORTANT." "GOOD,THENSHUTUP." "OH,BRIANWASJUSTSAYING" "GOOD,THENSHUTUP." "OH,BRIANWASJUSTSAYING HE CAN COMPLETE THE COURSE" "OH,BRIANWASJUSTSAYING HE CAN COMPLETE THE COURSE MUCH FASTER THAN YOU, JENNY." "HE CAN COMPLETE THE COURSE MUCH FASTER THAN YOU, JENNY." "WELL,LA-DEE-FREAKIN-DA." "MUCH FASTER THAN YOU, JENNY." "WELL,LA-DEE-FREAKIN-DA." "I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT." "WELL,LA-DEE-FREAKIN-DA." "I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT." "WHAT ABOUT YOU, CLASS?" "I'D LOVE TO SEE THAT." "WHAT ABOUT YOU, CLASS?" "[cheers and applause]" "WHAT ABOUT YOU, CLASS?" "[cheers and applause] HONORARYFRESHMAN." "[cheers and applause] HONORARYFRESHMAN." "COMEON,BRIAN." "HONORARYFRESHMAN." "COMEON,BRIAN." "SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT." "COMEON,BRIAN." "SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT." "TRYNOTTO WETYOURSELF," "SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT." "TRYNOTTO WETYOURSELF, NOOB." "TRYNOTTO WETYOURSELF, NOOB." "[applause]" "THAT'S SOMEWHAT UNORTHODOX." "[laughter] BRIAN,I AMDISAPPOINTED." "CHEERUP,BRIAN." "BRIAN,I AMDISAPPOINTED." "CHEERUP,BRIAN." "AT LEAST NO ONE WANTS" "CHEERUP,BRIAN." "AT LEAST NO ONE WANTS TO FIGHT YOU ANYMORE." "AT LEAST NO ONE WANTS TO FIGHT YOU ANYMORE." "IFIGUREDIT OUT." "TO FIGHT YOU ANYMORE." "IFIGUREDIT OUT." "ROCK O'CLOCK IS 3:32." "IFIGUREDIT OUT." "ROCK O'CLOCK IS 3:32." "WE MISSED BRIANPALOOZA." "ROCK O'CLOCK IS 3:32." "WE MISSED BRIANPALOOZA." "CALHOUNWANTSME DEAD." "WE MISSED BRIANPALOOZA." "CALHOUNWANTSME DEAD." "I'M LATE FOR ACE'S CLASS." "CALHOUNWANTSME DEAD." "I'M LATE FOR ACE'S CLASS." "OH, AND I CAN FORGET ABOUT" "I'M LATE FOR ACE'S CLASS." "OH, AND I CAN FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IN THAT SCRIMMAGE" "OH, AND I CAN FORGET ABOUT PLAYING IN THAT SCRIMMAGE 'CAUSE JENNY PROBABLY THINKS" "PLAYING IN THAT SCRIMMAGE 'CAUSE JENNY PROBABLY THINKS I'M THE BIGGEST DORK" "'CAUSE JENNY PROBABLY THINKS I'M THE BIGGEST DORK IN THE UNIVERSE." "I'M THE BIGGEST DORK IN THE UNIVERSE." "UM,SOJENNY'SHERE." "IN THE UNIVERSE." "UM,SOJENNY'SHERE." "WHATUP,MATRIX?" "UM,SOJENNY'SHERE." "WHATUP,MATRIX?" "WHAT, UH..." "WHATUP,MATRIX?" "WHAT, UH..." "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OUR NECK" "WHAT, UH..." "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OUR NECK OF THE CAFETERIA--WOODS?" "WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OUR NECK OF THE CAFETERIA--WOODS?" "WELL,I WASGONNAINVITEYOU" "OF THE CAFETERIA--WOODS?" "WELL,I WASGONNAINVITEYOU TO MY PARTY BECAUSE THAT WAS" "WELL,I WASGONNAINVITEYOU TO MY PARTY BECAUSE THAT WAS ONE OF THE SICKEST PIT RUNS" "TO MY PARTY BECAUSE THAT WAS ONE OF THE SICKEST PIT RUNS I'VE EVER SEEN." "ONE OF THE SICKEST PIT RUNS I'VE EVER SEEN." "BUT, UM..." "I'VE EVER SEEN." "BUT, UM..." "I'M SORRY, COULD YOU JUST" "BUT, UM..." "I'M SORRY, COULD YOU JUST-- OH,SUNGLASSESINDOORS." "I'M SORRY, COULD YOU JUST-- OH,SUNGLASSESINDOORS." "I MUST LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE BAG." "OH,SUNGLASSESINDOORS." "I MUST LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE BAG." "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "I MUST LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE BAG." "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "WE'LLCLEANTHISUP," "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "WE'LLCLEANTHISUP,  WE'LL DEFINITELY BE THERE." "WE'LLCLEANTHISUP,  WE'LL DEFINITELY BE THERE." "IHOPETHISPARTYISMORE" "WE'LL DEFINITELY BE THERE." "IHOPETHISPARTYISMORE ORGANIZED THAN BRIANPALOOZA." "IHOPETHISPARTYISMORE ORGANIZED THAN BRIANPALOOZA." "SURE,YOUGUYSCAN TOTALLY" "ORGANIZED THAN BRIANPALOOZA." "SURE,YOUGUYSCAN TOTALLY INVITE YOURSELVES." "SURE,YOUGUYSCAN TOTALLY INVITE YOURSELVES." "OKAY, MY PLACE, TONIGHT." "INVITE YOURSELVES." "OKAY, MY PLACE, TONIGHT." "SOUNDSGROOVY,JENNY." "OKAY, MY PLACE, TONIGHT." "SOUNDSGROOVY,JENNY." "OR SHOULD I SAY GRAVY?" "SOUNDSGROOVY,JENNY." "OR SHOULD I SAY GRAVY?" "BRIAN,SHE'SGONE." "OR SHOULD I SAY GRAVY?" "BRIAN,SHE'SGONE." "PARTY--THISCOULDBE ,LIKE," "BRIAN,SHE'SGONE." "PARTY--THISCOULDBE ,LIKE, OUR FIRST DATE." "PARTY--THISCOULDBE ,LIKE, OUR FIRST DATE." "FIRSTDATE?" "AWESOME." "OUR FIRST DATE." "FIRSTDATE?" "AWESOME." "THREE-WAYFISTPOUND?" "FIRSTDATE?" "AWESOME." "THREE-WAYFISTPOUND?" "YEAH." "THREE-WAYFISTPOUND?" "YEAH." "BRIAN,THISWAY." "YEAH." "BRIAN,THISWAY." "OH." "OH,BRIAN, YOU BETTER HAVE SKILLS IN THAT BOX IF YOU WANT TO" "YOU BETTER HAVE SKILLS IN THAT BOX IF YOU WANT TO SCORE WITH JENNY MATRIX." "IN THAT BOX IF YOU WANT TO SCORE WITH JENNY MATRIX." "NO,TED,THISISJUST" "SCORE WITH JENNY MATRIX." "NO,TED,THISISJUST  A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL PARTY" "NO,TED,THISISJUST  A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL PARTY PRESENT FOR THE J.V. CAPTAIN." "A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL PARTY PRESENT FOR THE J.V. CAPTAIN." ""HAPPYPARTY,JENNY." "PRESENT FOR THE J.V. CAPTAIN." ""HAPPYPARTY,JENNY." "LET'S GO COCO-NUTS."" ""HAPPYPARTY,JENNY." "LET'S GO COCO-NUTS." WAIT, YOU'RE GONNA BRIBE" "LET'S GO COCO-NUTS." WAIT, YOU'RE GONNA BRIBE YOUR WAY INTO J.V. WITH A CAKE?" "WAIT, YOU'RE GONNA BRIBE YOUR WAY INTO J.V. WITH A CAKE?" "DUDE,COCONUTCAKE." "YOUR WAY INTO J.V. WITH A CAKE?" "DUDE,COCONUTCAKE." "LET'S JUST SAY," "DUDE,COCONUTCAKE." "LET'S JUST SAY, I'M A TWELFTH-LEVEL" "LET'S JUST SAY, I'M A TWELFTH-LEVEL PASTRYMANCER, AND ONCE SHE" "I'M A TWELFTH-LEVEL PASTRYMANCER, AND ONCE SHE TASTES THIS BAD BOY, I'M IN." "PASTRYMANCER, AND ONCE SHE TASTES THIS BAD BOY, I'M IN." "OH,MAYBETHISDATE" "TASTES THIS BAD BOY, I'M IN." "OH,MAYBETHISDATE WILL BECOME A DOUBLE DATE." "OH,MAYBETHISDATE WILL BECOME A DOUBLE DATE." "OH,BRIAN,IWAS MEANING" "WILL BECOME A DOUBLE DATE." "OH,BRIAN,IWAS MEANING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "OH,BRIAN,IWAS MEANING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "WHAT WAS IT?" "WHAT WAS IT?" "TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "WHAT WAS IT?" "WHAT WAS IT?" "AH,BRIAND, YOUMADEIT." "WHAT WAS IT?" "WHAT WAS IT?" "AH,BRIAND, YOUMADEIT." "♪I 'VESEENYOURFACE" "AH,BRIAND, YOUMADEIT." "♪I 'VESEENYOURFACE ♪ IN THE SHADOWS" "♪I 'VESEENYOURFACE ♪ IN THE SHADOWS ♪ I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE" "♪ IN THE SHADOWS ♪ I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE ♪ IN THE PLACES" "♪ I'VE SEEN YOUR FACE ♪ IN THE PLACES ♪ I WASN'T MEANT TO BE" "♪ IN THE PLACES ♪ I WASN'T MEANT TO BE ♪" "♪ I WASN'T MEANT TO BE ♪ UH... ♪ UH..." "UH, HEY, JENNY." "UH..." "UH, HEY, JENNY." "OH,MYGOSH." "UH, HEY, JENNY." "OH,MYGOSH." "I TOTALLY NAILED IT." "OH,MYGOSH." "I TOTALLY NAILED IT." "I HAVE TO SHOW YOU." "I TOTALLY NAILED IT." "I HAVE TO SHOW YOU." "COME TO MY ROOM." "I HAVE TO SHOW YOU." "COME TO MY ROOM." "WELL,WHATSHOULDIDO" "COME TO MY ROOM." "WELL,WHATSHOULDIDO  WITH THIS BAD BOY?" "WELL,WHATSHOULDIDO  WITH THIS BAD BOY?" "IDON'TKNOW." "WITH THIS BAD BOY?" "IDON'TKNOW." "GIVE IT TO THE PARTY." "IDON'TKNOW." "GIVE IT TO THE PARTY." "LET THEM EAT CAKE." "GIVE IT TO THE PARTY." "LET THEM EAT CAKE." "[cheers and applause]" "LET THEM EAT CAKE." "[cheers and applause] COME ON, HURRY." "[cheers and applause] COME ON, HURRY." "SOTHEREAREALOT" "COME ON, HURRY." "SOTHEREAREALOT OF PEOPLE HERE." "SOTHEREAREALOT OF PEOPLE HERE." "FIRSTDATE,HUH?" "OF PEOPLE HERE." "FIRSTDATE,HUH?" "WANNA WATCH ME PLAY VIDEO GAMES?" "FIRSTDATE,HUH?" "WANNA WATCH ME PLAY VIDEO GAMES?" "OH,I THOUGHTPEOPLEDID" "WANNA WATCH ME PLAY VIDEO GAMES?" "OH,I THOUGHTPEOPLEDID  ROMANTIC THINGS ON FIRST DATES?" "OH,I THOUGHTPEOPLEDID  ROMANTIC THINGS ON FIRST DATES?" "EXACTAMUNDO." "ROMANTIC THINGS ON FIRST DATES?" "EXACTAMUNDO." "WHOA." "EXACTAMUNDO." "WHOA." "SO, UH..." "WHOA." "SO, UH..." "LOT OF COOL STUFF IN THIS ROOM." "SO, UH..." "LOT OF COOL STUFF IN THIS ROOM." "HUH?" "LOT OF COOL STUFF IN THIS ROOM." "HUH?" "YEAH, SORRY IT'S A MESS." "HUH?" "YEAH, SORRY IT'S A MESS." "YOU CAN JUST SIT WHATEVER." "YEAH, SORRY IT'S A MESS." "YOU CAN JUST SIT WHATEVER." "OKAY." "YOU CAN JUST SIT WHATEVER." "OKAY." "THIS IS TOTALLY GONNA" "OKAY." "THIS IS TOTALLY GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND." "THIS IS TOTALLY GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND." "BAM, I TOTALLY BEAT YOUR TIME." "BLOW YOUR MIND." "BAM, I TOTALLY BEAT YOUR TIME." "SUCK IT." "BAM, I TOTALLY BEAT YOUR TIME." "SUCK IT." "WHOA,GREATJOB." "SUCK IT." "WHOA,GREATJOB." "THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY HIGH" "WHOA,GREATJOB." "THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY HIGH SCORE I'VE EVER HELD IN" "THAT'S, LIKE, THE ONLY HIGH SCORE I'VE EVER HELD IN ANYTHING." "SCORE I'VE EVER HELD IN ANYTHING." "WELL, THAT AND DANCE EX MACHINA." "ANYTHING." "WELL, THAT AND DANCE EX MACHINA." "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT." "WELL, THAT AND DANCE EX MACHINA." "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT." "YOU PLAY DXM?" "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT." "YOU PLAY DXM?" "WHICHI DON'TPLAYANYMORE," "YOU PLAY DXM?" "WHICHI DON'TPLAYANYMORE, 'CAUSE THAT'S A..." "WHICHI DON'TPLAYANYMORE, 'CAUSE THAT'S A..." "LAME BABY GAME FOR BABIES." "'CAUSE THAT'S A..." "LAME BABY GAME FOR BABIES." "YEAH, I PLAY MANLY GAMES NOW," "LAME BABY GAME FOR BABIES." "YEAH, I PLAY MANLY GAMES NOW, LIKE, UH, WAR AND" "YEAH, I PLAY MANLY GAMES NOW, LIKE, UH, WAR AND-- OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A" "LIKE, UH, WAR AND-- OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A TWELFTH-LEVEL DANCEMANCER?" "OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE A TWELFTH-LEVEL DANCEMANCER?" "UH..." "DID I SAY "BABY GAME"?" "TWELFTH-LEVEL DANCEMANCER?" "UH..." "DID I SAY "BABY GAME"?" "BECAUSE I MEANT A..." "UH..." "DID I SAY "BABY GAME"?" "BECAUSE I MEANT A..." "BABE GAME FOR A PEOPLE." "BECAUSE I MEANT A..." "BABE GAME FOR A PEOPLE." "NO,ITIS ABABYGAME ," "BABE GAME FOR A PEOPLE." "NO,ITIS ABABYGAME , WHICH IS WHY IF YOU TELL ANYONE" "NO,ITIS ABABYGAME , WHICH IS WHY IF YOU TELL ANYONE THAT THERE IS A DXM MACHINE" "WHICH IS WHY IF YOU TELL ANYONE THAT THERE IS A DXM MACHINE COLLECTING DUST IN MY GARAGE," "THAT THERE IS A DXM MACHINE COLLECTING DUST IN MY GARAGE, I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOU." "COLLECTING DUST IN MY GARAGE, I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOU." "WAIT,YOUMEAN" "I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOU." "WAIT,YOUMEAN YOU DON'T PLAY ANYMORE?" "WAIT,YOUMEAN YOU DON'T PLAY ANYMORE?" "BUT YOU WERE CLEARLY THE SHIZ." "YOU DON'T PLAY ANYMORE?" "BUT YOU WERE CLEARLY THE SHIZ." "AH,NOTACCORDINGTOMYMOM." "BUT YOU WERE CLEARLY THE SHIZ." "AH,NOTACCORDINGTOMYMOM." "SHE KIND OF COACHES" "AH,NOTACCORDINGTOMYMOM." "SHE KIND OF COACHES THE DENVER COMMANDOS." "SHE KIND OF COACHES THE DENVER COMMANDOS." "FULLDISCLOSURE" "THE DENVER COMMANDOS." "FULLDISCLOSURE-- I TOTALLY KNEW THAT." "FULLDISCLOSURE-- I TOTALLY KNEW THAT." "LET'SJUSTSAYTHAT" "I TOTALLY KNEW THAT." "LET'SJUSTSAYTHAT THIS IS AN FPS FAMILY," "LET'SJUSTSAYTHAT THIS IS AN FPS FAMILY, AND SHE EXPECTS ME" "THIS IS AN FPS FAMILY, AND SHE EXPECTS ME TO MAKE THE PROS." "AND SHE EXPECTS ME TO MAKE THE PROS." "WELL,YOU'RETOTALLYGONNA." "TO MAKE THE PROS." "WELL,YOU'RETOTALLYGONNA." "I MEAN, WHEN I SAW YOU" "WELL,YOU'RETOTALLYGONNA." "I MEAN, WHEN I SAW YOU AT THE INVITATIONALS LAST YEAR," "I MEAN, WHEN I SAW YOU AT THE INVITATIONALS LAST YEAR, YOU MADE J.V. CAPTAIN." "AT THE INVITATIONALS LAST YEAR, YOU MADE J.V. CAPTAIN." "YOU'RE AMAZING, JENNY." "YOU MADE J.V. CAPTAIN." "YOU'RE AMAZING, JENNY." "BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE" "YOU'RE AMAZING, JENNY." "BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE NOT TO GET YOUR DANCE ON." "BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE NOT TO GET YOUR DANCE ON." "THIS IS A PARTY, YOU KNOW." "NOT TO GET YOUR DANCE ON." "THIS IS A PARTY, YOU KNOW." "LET'S GO FIRE THE BABY UP." "THIS IS A PARTY, YOU KNOW." "LET'S GO FIRE THE BABY UP." "PARTY,RIGHT." "LET'S GO FIRE THE BABY UP." "PARTY,RIGHT." "SPEAKING OF WHICH," "PARTY,RIGHT." "SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE SHOULD GET BACK." "SPEAKING OF WHICH, WE SHOULD GET BACK." "I CAN TOTALLY SLAM" "WE SHOULD GET BACK." "I CAN TOTALLY SLAM ANOTHER DRINK RIGHT NOW." "I CAN TOTALLY SLAM ANOTHER DRINK RIGHT NOW." "LET'S GO." "ANOTHER DRINK RIGHT NOW." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "LET'S GO." "[mumbles]" "LET'S GO." "[mumbles] I'VEGOTROCKSTAR [mumbles] I'VEGOTROCKSTAR IN MY BLOOD, KI." "I'VEGOTROCKSTAR IN MY BLOOD, KI." "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS," "IN MY BLOOD, KI." "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT..." "MY FATHER IS" "I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS, BUT..." "MY FATHER IS THREE-TIME GUITAR HERO" "BUT..." "MY FATHER IS THREE-TIME GUITAR HERO WORLD CHAMPION FREDDIE WONG." "THREE-TIME GUITAR HERO WORLD CHAMPION FREDDIE WONG." "WELL,I 'MASSUMING" "WORLD CHAMPION FREDDIE WONG." "WELL,I 'MASSUMING YOU'RE VERY GOOD SINCE" "WELL,I 'MASSUMING YOU'RE VERY GOOD SINCE YOU'VE CHOSEN THE HARDEST" "YOU'RE VERY GOOD SINCE YOU'VE CHOSEN THE HARDEST DIFFICULTY LEVEL." "YOU'VE CHOSEN THE HARDEST DIFFICULTY LEVEL." "YOUGOTTAPLAYHARD" "DIFFICULTY LEVEL." "YOUGOTTAPLAYHARD TO ROCK HARD, KI." "YOUGOTTAPLAYHARD TO ROCK HARD, KI." "HERE WE GO." "TO ROCK HARD, KI." "HERE WE GO." "[rock music]" "HERE WE GO." "[rock music] ♪ [rock music] ♪ OH, JEEZ." "♪ OH, JEEZ." "WHO--WHO CALIBRATED THIS THING?" "OH, JEEZ." "WHO--WHO CALIBRATED THIS THING?" "GOD." "WHO--WHO CALIBRATED THIS THING?" "GOD." "WHOA, A NEW SECTION." "GOD." "WHOA, A NEW SECTION." "[laughs] LET'S SEE IF I CAN" "WHOA, A NEW SECTION." "[laughs] LET'S SEE IF I CAN HANDLE THIS?" "[laughs] LET'S SEE IF I CAN HANDLE THIS?" "HAVEN'T HAD TO IMPROV" "HANDLE THIS?" "HAVEN'T HAD TO IMPROV IN A WHILE." "HAVEN'T HAD TO IMPROV IN A WHILE." "OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT." "IN A WHILE." "OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT." "LOUSY GUITAR." "OH, SORRY ABOUT THAT." "LOUSY GUITAR." "[booing on game]" "LOUSY GUITAR." "[booing on game] LET'SPLAYMY GAME." "[booing on game] LET'SPLAYMY GAME." "WHOA,YOUMAKEGAMES?" "LET'SPLAYMY GAME." "WHOA,YOUMAKEGAMES?" "YEAH,THAT'SRIGHT." "WHOA,YOUMAKEGAMES?" "YEAH,THAT'SRIGHT." "WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONE" "YEAH,THAT'SRIGHT." "WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONE I'M WORKING ON IS FOR CHILDREN." "WELL, ACTUALLY, THE ONE I'M WORKING ON IS FOR CHILDREN." "BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE," "I'M WORKING ON IS FOR CHILDREN." "BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, THERE IS NO WAY TO LOSE." "BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, THERE IS NO WAY TO LOSE." "I'MIN." "THERE IS NO WAY TO LOSE." "I'MIN." "WHATUP,DUDES?" "I'MIN." "WHATUP,DUDES?" "NOW, THIS IS WHERE" "WHATUP,DUDES?" "NOW, THIS IS WHERE THE REAL PARTY IS GOING DOWN." "NOW, THIS IS WHERE THE REAL PARTY IS GOING DOWN." "THAT COOL FRESHMAN OVER THERE" "THE REAL PARTY IS GOING DOWN." "THAT COOL FRESHMAN OVER THERE IS GAMES DEAN, AND THIS IS" "THAT COOL FRESHMAN OVER THERE IS GAMES DEAN, AND THIS IS THE FPS TEAM." "IS GAMES DEAN, AND THIS IS THE FPS TEAM." "WE HAVE COLD TURKEY," "THE FPS TEAM." "WE HAVE COLD TURKEY, PIEPUPPY, ALLITERATOR" "WE HAVE COLD TURKEY, PIEPUPPY, ALLITERATOR AND I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW" "PIEPUPPY, ALLITERATOR AND I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW THE LAW." "AND I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW THE LAW." "[sniffs]OH,HEY,BRIAN." "THE LAW." "[sniffs]OH,HEY,BRIAN." "GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU." "[sniffs]OH,HEY,BRIAN." "GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU." "WHAT?" "I" "GREAT TO FINALLY MEET YOU." "WHAT?" "I-- HEAIN'TMUCHOFA TALKER," "WHAT?" "I-- HEAIN'TMUCHOFA TALKER, IS HE?" "HEAIN'TMUCHOFA TALKER, IS HE?" "RELAX, DUDE." "IS HE?" "RELAX, DUDE." "I SHOULD BE NERVOUS TO MEET YOU." "RELAX, DUDE." "I SHOULD BE NERVOUS TO MEET YOU." "I MEAN, I'M NOT, OF COURSE." "I SHOULD BE NERVOUS TO MEET YOU." "I MEAN, I'M NOT, OF COURSE." "LAW,SERIOUSLY,STOP" "I MEAN, I'M NOT, OF COURSE." "LAW,SERIOUSLY,STOP SCREWING WITH THE FRESHMAN." "LAW,SERIOUSLY,STOP SCREWING WITH THE FRESHMAN." "OKAY,J.V.CAPTAINBUZZKILL." "SCREWING WITH THE FRESHMAN." "OKAY,J.V.CAPTAINBUZZKILL." "HEY, BRI GUY." "OKAY,J.V.CAPTAINBUZZKILL." "HEY, BRI GUY." "YOU WANT TUCK INTO SOME CAKE?" "HEY, BRI GUY." "YOU WANT TUCK INTO SOME CAKE?" "WAIT,WAIT,THEREISCAKE ?" "YOU WANT TUCK INTO SOME CAKE?" "WAIT,WAIT,THEREISCAKE ?" "OVERHERE,JENNY." "WAIT,WAIT,THEREISCAKE ?" "OVERHERE,JENNY." "OH,GAMESDEANBROUGHTUS" "OVERHERE,JENNY." "OH,GAMESDEANBROUGHTUS A KICKIN' COCONUT CAKE." "OH,GAMESDEANBROUGHTUS A KICKIN' COCONUT CAKE." "CHECKIT--IBAKEDITFORYOU." "A KICKIN' COCONUT CAKE." "CHECKIT--IBAKEDITFORYOU." "DUDE,AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "CHECKIT--IBAKEDITFORYOU." "DUDE,AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "AREYOUCOCOKIDDINGME?" "DUDE,AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "AREYOUCOCOKIDDINGME?" "I'M CUCKOO FOR COCONUT CAKE." "AREYOUCOCOKIDDINGME?" "I'M CUCKOO FOR COCONUT CAKE." "OH,MAN." "I'M CUCKOO FOR COCONUT CAKE." "OH,MAN." "OH,MAN,IS THISGUY" "OH,MAN." "OH,MAN,IS THISGUY  ON THE SCRIMMAGE TOMORROW" "OH,MAN,IS THISGUY  ON THE SCRIMMAGE TOMORROW OR WHAT?" "ON THE SCRIMMAGE TOMORROW OR WHAT?" "DIGIN,EVERYBODY." "OR WHAT?" "DIGIN,EVERYBODY." "THISISSO GOOD." "DIGIN,EVERYBODY." "THISISSO GOOD." "THIS IS SO GOOD." "THISISSO GOOD." "THIS IS SO GOOD." "YOU'RETHECOOLEST." "MYCAKE." "DON'TWASTEIT NOW." "OH,SOGOOD,THOUGH." "DON'TWASTEIT NOW." "OH,SOGOOD,THOUGH." "WHOA!" "I 'MSORRYABOUTTHAT." "OH,SOGOOD,THOUGH." "WHOA!" "I 'MSORRYABOUTTHAT." "OH, MY GOD." "WHOA!" "I 'MSORRYABOUTTHAT." "OH, MY GOD." "HERE, LET ME DAB THAT OFF" "OH, MY GOD." "HERE, LET ME DAB THAT OFF FOR YOU." "HERE, LET ME DAB THAT OFF FOR YOU." "SERIOUSLY?" "FOR YOU." "SERIOUSLY?" "HEY,MAN," "SERIOUSLY?" "HEY,MAN, SPEAKING OF APOLOGIES," "HEY,MAN, SPEAKING OF APOLOGIES, ABOUT YOUR KEYBOARD" "SPEAKING OF APOLOGIES, ABOUT YOUR KEYBOARD THE OTHER DAY." "ABOUT YOUR KEYBOARD THE OTHER DAY." "I'M SUPER DEEP DUPER" "THE OTHER DAY." "I'M SUPER DEEP DUPER BROKEN UP ABOUT IT." "I'M SUPER DEEP DUPER BROKEN UP ABOUT IT." "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BURY" "BROKEN UP ABOUT IT." "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BURY THAT LITTLE HATCHET" "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE BURY THAT LITTLE HATCHET VGHS STYLE WITH A LITTLE" "THAT LITTLE HATCHET VGHS STYLE WITH A LITTLE FRIENDLY COMPETISH?" "VGHS STYLE WITH A LITTLE FRIENDLY COMPETISH?" "GO AHEAD, PICK ANY GAME" "FRIENDLY COMPETISH?" "GO AHEAD, PICK ANY GAME IN THE HOUSE, YOU AND ME." "GO AHEAD, PICK ANY GAME IN THE HOUSE, YOU AND ME." "YOUKNOWWHAT,LAW ?" "IN THE HOUSE, YOU AND ME." "YOUKNOWWHAT,LAW ?" "I'M ACTUALLY JUST HERE TO PARTY." "YOUKNOWWHAT,LAW ?" "I'M ACTUALLY JUST HERE TO PARTY." "SO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR ONE" "I'M ACTUALLY JUST HERE TO PARTY." "SO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR ONE OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE PLOYS." "SO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR ONE OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE PLOYS." "SORRY." "YEAH,IT IS APARTY." "OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE PLOYS." "SORRY." "YEAH,IT IS APARTY." "HOW RUDE OF ME." "SORRY." "YEAH,IT IS APARTY." "HOW RUDE OF ME." "MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A LITTLE" "HOW RUDE OF ME." "MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A LITTLE PARTY TRICK, THEN..." "MAYBE YOU'D LIKE A LITTLE PARTY TRICK, THEN..." "A DASH OF MAGIC..." "PARTY TRICK, THEN..." "A DASH OF MAGIC..." "A LITTLE SPLASH OF RAZZMATAZZ." "A DASH OF MAGIC..." "A LITTLE SPLASH OF RAZZMATAZZ." "WASTHATTHEWHOLETRICK?" "A LITTLE SPLASH OF RAZZMATAZZ." "WASTHATTHEWHOLETRICK?" "BECAUSE YOU JUST" "WASTHATTHEWHOLETRICK?" "BECAUSE YOU JUST-- WHOA." "BECAUSE YOU JUST-- WHOA." "EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT THE SIZE" "WHOA." "EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THIS KID'S POKE BALLS." "EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT THE SIZE OF THIS KID'S POKE BALLS." "BRIAN D JUST CHALLENGED ME" "OF THIS KID'S POKE BALLS." "BRIAN D JUST CHALLENGED ME TO A MATCH." "BRIAN D JUST CHALLENGED ME TO A MATCH." "SERIOUSLY,BRIAN?" "TO A MATCH." "SERIOUSLY,BRIAN?" "ACTUALLY,LAW" "SERIOUSLY,BRIAN?" "ACTUALLY,LAW-- 'CAUSETHATIS HOW" "ACTUALLY,LAW-- 'CAUSETHATIS HOW I LIKE TO PARTY." "'CAUSETHATIS HOW I LIKE TO PARTY." "YOU GUYS, CHECK IT OUT." "I LIKE TO PARTY." "YOU GUYS, CHECK IT OUT." "BRIAN D IS GONNA FIGHT THE LAW." "YOU GUYS, CHECK IT OUT." "BRIAN D IS GONNA FIGHT THE LAW." "[cheering and applause]" "BRIAN D IS GONNA FIGHT THE LAW." "[cheering and applause] ABRACADABRA." "[cheering and applause] ABRACADABRA." "WHOA." "ABRACADABRA." "WHOA." "ANDSINCEMATHEMATICALLY" "WHOA." "ANDSINCEMATHEMATICALLY IT'S THE ONLY SHAPE TO ALWAYS" "ANDSINCEMATHEMATICALLY IT'S THE ONLY SHAPE TO ALWAYS CORRECT ITSELF, I, UM..." "IT'S THE ONLY SHAPE TO ALWAYS CORRECT ITSELF, I, UM..." "THOUGHT THE GOMBOC WOULD MAKE" "CORRECT ITSELF, I, UM..." "THOUGHT THE GOMBOC WOULD MAKE A NICE MINI BOSS." "THOUGHT THE GOMBOC WOULD MAKE A NICE MINI BOSS." "I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH." "A NICE MINI BOSS." "I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH." "MAYBE IS STUPID." "I DON'T KNOW, THOUGH." "MAYBE IS STUPID." "WHAT?" "MAYBE IS STUPID." "WHAT?" "NO, IT'S AWESOME." "WHAT?" "NO, IT'S AWESOME." "YOU COULD CALL IT THE, UH..." "NO, IT'S AWESOME." "YOU COULD CALL IT THE, UH..." "THE GOM-BOSS." "YOU COULD CALL IT THE, UH..." "THE GOM-BOSS." "YOUCALLTHATAGAME ?" "THE GOM-BOSS." "YOUCALLTHATAGAME ?" "[chuckles] MORE LIKE A LAME." "YOUCALLTHATAGAME ?" "[chuckles] MORE LIKE A LAME." "[laughs] [chuckles] MORE LIKE A LAME." "[laughs] DRIFTERS." "[laughs] DRIFTERS." "[both imitate tires screeching]" "DRIFTERS." "[both imitate tires screeching] both:" "DRIFT!" "[both imitate tires screeching] both:" "DRIFT!" "HEY,LEAVEHERALONE." "both:" "DRIFT!" "HEY,LEAVEHERALONE." "KI'S WEIRD MATH GAME" "HEY,LEAVEHERALONE." "KI'S WEIRD MATH GAME IS WAY COOLER THAN DRIFT RACING." "KI'S WEIRD MATH GAME IS WAY COOLER THAN DRIFT RACING." "COOLERTHANOVERDRIFT?" "IS WAY COOLER THAN DRIFT RACING." "COOLERTHANOVERDRIFT?" "MAYBE IN LAME LAND." "COOLERTHANOVERDRIFT?" "MAYBE IN LAME LAND." "COOLCALLBACK,BRO." "MAYBE IN LAME LAND." "COOLCALLBACK,BRO." "GIVE ME THAT." "COOLCALLBACK,BRO." "GIVE ME THAT." "HEY,GIVETHATBACKORELSE." "GIVE ME THAT." "HEY,GIVETHATBACKORELSE." "ISTHATACHALLENGE," "HEY,GIVETHATBACKORELSE." "ISTHATACHALLENGE, THEODORE?" "ISTHATACHALLENGE, THEODORE?" "DRIFTKING..." "THEODORE?" "DRIFTKING..." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "DRIFTKING..." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "ONERACE,TED." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "ONERACE,TED." "ONE RACE AND THE LADY'S" "ONERACE,TED." "ONE RACE AND THE LADY'S WEIRD MATH GAME IS YOURS." "ONE RACE AND THE LADY'S WEIRD MATH GAME IS YOURS." "SOYOUAREEXTORTING" "WEIRD MATH GAME IS YOURS." "SOYOUAREEXTORTING PEOPLE NOW?" "SOYOUAREEXTORTING PEOPLE NOW?" "NOT VERY CHIVALROUS, MY LIEGE." "PEOPLE NOW?" "NOT VERY CHIVALROUS, MY LIEGE." "DESPERATETIMES,TED." "NOT VERY CHIVALROUS, MY LIEGE." "DESPERATETIMES,TED." "I HAVEN'T FELT TRUE COMPETITION" "DESPERATETIMES,TED." "I HAVEN'T FELT TRUE COMPETITION SINCE LAST WE DUELED." "I HAVEN'T FELT TRUE COMPETITION SINCE LAST WE DUELED." "HAVE YE NOT THE NEED FOR SPEED?" "SINCE LAST WE DUELED." "HAVE YE NOT THE NEED FOR SPEED?" "UH,TED,IFORGOTTOHITSAVE" "HAVE YE NOT THE NEED FOR SPEED?" "UH,TED,IFORGOTTOHITSAVE ON THE GAME FOLDER, SO IF THAT" "UH,TED,IFORGOTTOHITSAVE ON THE GAME FOLDER, SO IF THAT TABLE SHUTS OFF" "ON THE GAME FOLDER, SO IF THAT TABLE SHUTS OFF-- IWON'TLETTHATHAPPEN." "TABLE SHUTS OFF-- IWON'TLETTHATHAPPEN." "OKAY." "IWON'TLETTHATHAPPEN." "OKAY." "YOU'REON,D.K." "OKAY." "YOU'REON,D.K. LET'S DRIFT." "YOU'REON,D.K. LET'S DRIFT." "DRIFT,DRIFT." "LET'S DRIFT." "DRIFT,DRIFT." "DON'TMATTERWHATGAME" "DRIFT,DRIFT." "DON'TMATTERWHATGAME YOU PICK, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE." "DON'TMATTERWHATGAME YOU PICK, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE." "YEAH,GOTTHAT,THANKS." "YOU PICK, YOU'RE GONNA LOSE." "YEAH,GOTTHAT,THANKS." "FIGHTS IN TWO DAYS" "YEAH,GOTTHAT,THANKS." "FIGHTS IN TWO DAYS-- GREAT JOB, BRIAN." "FIGHTS IN TWO DAYS-- GREAT JOB, BRIAN." "LIKEI SAID," "GREAT JOB, BRIAN." "LIKEI SAID, ANY GAME IN THE HOUSE, BRIAN." "DANCEEXMACHINA." "IT'S IN THE GARAGE." "OH,BRIAN,DUDE..." "IT'S IN THE GARAGE." "OH,BRIAN,DUDE..." "EVERYONE CAME TO SEE US DUEL." "OH,BRIAN,DUDE..." "EVERYONE CAME TO SEE US DUEL." "BUT OKAY, OKAY." "EVERYONE CAME TO SEE US DUEL." "BUT OKAY, OKAY." "IF YOU WANNA DISCO," "BUT OKAY, OKAY." "IF YOU WANNA DISCO, THEN LET'S..." "IF YOU WANNA DISCO, THEN LET'S..." "TANGO." "THEN LET'S..." "TANGO." "YOUREALLYTURNED" "TANGO." "YOUREALLYTURNED THAT AROUND." "YOUREALLYTURNED THAT AROUND." "LAWNEVERLOSES,BRIAN." "THAT AROUND." "LAWNEVERLOSES,BRIAN." "TO THE GARAGE, EVERYBODY." "LAWNEVERLOSES,BRIAN." "TO THE GARAGE, EVERYBODY." "[cheers and applause]" "♪THISCITY'SSLEEPING ♪ LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED ♪ INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG" "♪ LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED ♪ INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG YEAH!" "♪ INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG YEAH!" "GAMESDEAN..." "YEAH!" "GAMESDEAN..." "DROP ME A FAT-ASS BEAT." "GAMESDEAN..." "DROP ME A FAT-ASS BEAT." "[cheers and applause]" "DROP ME A FAT-ASS BEAT." "[cheers and applause] ♪YOUWON'TBEABLE  [cheers and applause] ♪YOUWON'TBEABLE  ♪ TO BREATHE" "♪YOUWON'TBEABLE  ♪ TO BREATHE ♪ SO EITHER WAY" "♪ TO BREATHE ♪ SO EITHER WAY ♪ YOU'RE A CASUALTY" "♪ I'VE GOT THIS BURNING ♪ LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED ♪ WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE" "♪ LIKE MY VEINS ARE FILLED ♪ WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE ♪ AND WITH A SPARK" "♪ WITH NOTHING BUT GASOLINE ♪ AND WITH A SPARK ♪ IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST" "♪ AND WITH A SPARK ♪ IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST ♪ FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN" "♪ IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST ♪ FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN ♪ CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN" "♪ FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN ♪ CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN ♪ EITHER WAY" "♪ CUT ME DOWN OR LET ME RUN ♪ EITHER WAY ♪ IT'S ALL GONNA BURN" "♪ EITHER WAY ♪ IT'S ALL GONNA BURN ♪ THE ONLY WAY THAT" "♪ IT'S ALL GONNA BURN ♪ THE ONLY WAY THAT ♪ THEY'LL EVER LEARN" "♪ THE ONLY WAY THAT ♪ THEY'LL EVER LEARN ♪ WE'VE GOT TO TURN IT OFF" "♪ THEY'LL EVER LEARN ♪ WE'VE GOT TO TURN IT OFF ♪ FLIP A SWITCH" "♪ WE'VE GOT TO TURN IT OFF ♪ FLIP A SWITCH ♪" "YOUCAN'TLOSETHISGAME , TED." "♪THEMANINTHETOP" "TED." "♪THEMANINTHETOP ♪THEMANINTHETOWER" "♪THEMANINTHETOP ♪THEMANINTHETOWER  ♪ CONTROLS IT ALL WITHOUT" "♪THEMANINTHETOWER  ♪ CONTROLS IT ALL WITHOUT ♪ RAISING A SINGLE FIST" "♪ CONTROLS IT ALL WITHOUT ♪ RAISING A SINGLE FIST ♪ IT'S LIKE THEY GATHERED UP" "♪ RAISING A SINGLE FIST ♪ IT'S LIKE THEY GATHERED UP ♪ THE CITY, THEY SOLD IT" "♪ IT'S LIKE THEY GATHERED UP ♪ THE CITY, THEY SOLD IT ♪ TO THE DEVIL, AND NOW... ♪ THE CITY, THEY SOLD IT ♪ TO THE DEVIL, AND NOW..." "all:♪ IT'SGONETOHELL" "♪ TO THE DEVIL, AND NOW..." "all:♪ IT'SGONETOHELL  ♪ AND THEY WONDER HOW all:♪ IT'SGONETOHELL  ♪ AND THEY WONDER HOW ♪" "♪ AND THEY WONDER HOW ♪ ♪LIGHTUP THENIGHT" "♪ ♪LIGHTUP THENIGHT all:♪ LIGHTUP THENIGHT" "♪LIGHTUP THENIGHT all:♪ LIGHTUP THENIGHT ♪THEREIS ACITYTHAT  all:♪ LIGHTUP THENIGHT ♪THEREIS ACITYTHAT  ♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE" "♪THEREIS ACITYTHAT  ♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE ♪ THERE ARE THE EMBERS" "♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE ♪ THERE ARE THE EMBERS ♪ OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT" "♪ THERE ARE THE EMBERS ♪ OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT ♪ BUT I CAN FEEL THE HEAT" "♪ OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT ♪ BUT I CAN FEEL THE HEAT ♪ ON MY SKIN" "♪ BUT I CAN FEEL THE HEAT ♪ ON MY SKIN ♪ THIS MESS WE'RE IN" "♪" "♪ THERE IS A CITY THAT ♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE ♪ THERE ARE THE EMBERS" "♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE ♪ THERE ARE THE EMBERS ♪ OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT" "♪ THERE ARE THE EMBERS ♪ OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT ♪ BUT I CAN STILL FEEL" "♪ OF A FIRE THAT'S GONE OUT ♪ BUT I CAN STILL FEEL ♪ THE HEAT ON MY SKIN" "♪ BUT I CAN STILL FEEL ♪ THE HEAT ON MY SKIN ♪ THIS MESS WE'RE IN" "♪ THE HEAT ON MY SKIN ♪ THIS MESS WE'RE IN ♪ WELL, YOU AND I" "♪ THIS MESS WE'RE IN ♪ WELL, YOU AND I ♪ MAYBE YOU AND I" "♪ WELL, YOU AND I ♪ MAYBE YOU AND I ♪ WE CAN LIGHT UP THE NIGHT" "♪ MAYBE YOU AND I ♪ WE CAN LIGHT UP THE NIGHT ♪ THERE IS A CITY THAT" "♪ WE CAN LIGHT UP THE NIGHT ♪ THERE IS A CITY THAT ♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE" "♪ THERE IS A CITY THAT ♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE ♪ THERE IS A FIRE THAT WILL" "♪ THIS DARKNESS CAN'T HIDE ♪ THERE IS A FIRE THAT WILL ♪ BURN THROUGH THE STREETS" "♪ THERE IS A FIRE THAT WILL ♪ BURN THROUGH THE STREETS ♪ OF THE CITY, AND WE WILL" "♪ BURN THROUGH THE STREETS ♪ OF THE CITY, AND WE WILL ♪ STAND IN THE LIGHT" "♪ OF THE CITY, AND WE WILL ♪ STAND IN THE LIGHT ♪ WE WILL STAND IN THE LIGHT" "♪ STAND IN THE LIGHT ♪ WE WILL STAND IN THE LIGHT ♪ YOU AND I" "♪ WE WILL STAND IN THE LIGHT ♪ YOU AND I [cheers and applause]" "♪ YOU AND I [cheers and applause] WHOA,UH-- [cheers and applause] WHOA,UH-- I MEAN, UH..." "WHOA,UH-- I MEAN, UH..." "I TOTALLY WON, BUT, UH..." "I MEAN, UH..." "I TOTALLY WON, BUT, UH..." "CAN THIS GUY DANCE OR WHAT?" "I TOTALLY WON, BUT, UH..." "CAN THIS GUY DANCE OR WHAT?" "[laughs]" "CAN THIS GUY DANCE OR WHAT?" "[laughs] WAY TO CUT A RUG, [laughs] WAY TO CUT A RUG, STUD MUFFIN." "WAY TO CUT A RUG, STUD MUFFIN." "THIS IS GONNA BE MORE FUN" "STUD MUFFIN." "THIS IS GONNA BE MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT." "THIS IS GONNA BE MORE FUN THAN I THOUGHT." "[chuckles] ALL RIGHT." "THAN I THOUGHT." "[chuckles] ALL RIGHT." "WINNING, YEAH." "[chuckles] ALL RIGHT." "WINNING, YEAH." "I STILL WON." "WINNING, YEAH." "I STILL WON." "THAT'S GREAT WHAT I DID." "I STILL WON." "THAT'S GREAT WHAT I DID." "I TOOK THAT." "HERE." "OH,THANKYOU." "PSYCH!" "OH,THANKYOU." "PSYCH!" "IGUESSWE 'LLHOLDONTO" "PSYCH!" "IGUESSWE 'LLHOLDONTO THIS FOR YOU." "IGUESSWE 'LLHOLDONTO THIS FOR YOU." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "THIS FOR YOU." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "NAY,THELADYSHALLHAVE" "DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "NAY,THELADYSHALLHAVE  HER GAME BACK." "NAY,THELADYSHALLHAVE  HER GAME BACK." "OR SHALL I SAY GOMBOC?" "HER GAME BACK." "OR SHALL I SAY GOMBOC?" "[giggles]" "OR SHALL I SAY GOMBOC?" "[giggles] WELLPLAYED,OLDFRIEND." "[giggles] WELLPLAYED,OLDFRIEND." "OUR PATHS SHALL CROSS AGAIN." "WELLPLAYED,OLDFRIEND." "OUR PATHS SHALL CROSS AGAIN." "D.K." "OUR PATHS SHALL CROSS AGAIN." "D.K. TED..." "D.K. TED..." "LOOK, IT AUTO-SAVED." "TED..." "LOOK, IT AUTO-SAVED." "TED." "LOOK, IT AUTO-SAVED." "TED." "BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCES" "TED." "BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCES EXTREME CONFUSION" "BOYFRIEND EXPERIENCES EXTREME CONFUSION AFTER EXPOSURE TO DRIFT RACING." "EXTREME CONFUSION AFTER EXPOSURE TO DRIFT RACING." ""BOYFRIEND"?" "AFTER EXPOSURE TO DRIFT RACING." ""BOYFRIEND"?" "SCORE." ""BOYFRIEND"?" "SCORE." "MAN,CANYOUBELIEVE" "SCORE." "MAN,CANYOUBELIEVE THAT JENNY MATRIX HAS A" "MAN,CANYOUBELIEVE THAT JENNY MATRIX HAS A LAME BABY GAME CHILLING" "THAT JENNY MATRIX HAS A LAME BABY GAME CHILLING AT HER GARAGE?" "LAME BABY GAME CHILLING AT HER GARAGE?" "WHAT A LOSER." "AT HER GARAGE?" "WHAT A LOSER." "OH, I'M SORRY." "WHAT A LOSER." "OH, I'M SORRY." "UH-HUH." "LAUGHIT UP ." "OH, I'M SORRY." "UH-HUH." "LAUGHIT UP ." "I'M STILL GONNA MURDER YOU." "UH-HUH." "LAUGHIT UP ." "I'M STILL GONNA MURDER YOU." "HEY,IFYOUWANTTOKILL" "I'M STILL GONNA MURDER YOU." "HEY,IFYOUWANTTOKILL THE LIFE OF THE PARTY..." "HEY,IFYOUWANTTOKILL THE LIFE OF THE PARTY..." "OW." "THE LIFE OF THE PARTY..." "OW." "UH, CAREFUL." "OW." "UH, CAREFUL." "I'M GONNA NEED MY MOUSE ARM" "UH, CAREFUL." "I'M GONNA NEED MY MOUSE ARM FOR SCRIMMAGE TOMORROW." "I'M GONNA NEED MY MOUSE ARM FOR SCRIMMAGE TOMORROW." "REALLY?" "FOR SCRIMMAGE TOMORROW." "REALLY?" "AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK" "REALLY?" "AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON MY TEAM?" "AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON MY TEAM?" "WELL..." "I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON MY TEAM?" "WELL..." "THAT WAS ACTUALLY" "WELL..." "THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALL THAT FAKE CONFIDENCE" "THAT WAS ACTUALLY ALL THAT FAKE CONFIDENCE I COULD MUSTER." "ALL THAT FAKE CONFIDENCE I COULD MUSTER." "THAT REALLY HURT." "I COULD MUSTER." "THAT REALLY HURT." "IWASSUPPOSETOCHOOSE" "THAT REALLY HURT." "IWASSUPPOSETOCHOOSE SOMEONE, LIKE, SIX HOURS AGO," "IWASSUPPOSETOCHOOSE SOMEONE, LIKE, SIX HOURS AGO, ANYWAY." "SOMEONE, LIKE, SIX HOURS AGO, ANYWAY." "THE SPOT IS YOURS" "ANYWAY." "THE SPOT IS YOURS IF YOU WANT IT." "THE SPOT IS YOURS IF YOU WANT IT." "REALLY?" "IF YOU WANT IT." "REALLY?" "YEAH, I MEAN" "REALLY?" "YEAH, I MEAN-- YEAH." "YEAH, I MEAN-- YEAH." "UH--TOTALLY." "YEAH." "UH--TOTALLY." "I'M--WHAT--YOU KNOW, WHATEVER." "UH--TOTALLY." "I'M--WHAT--YOU KNOW, WHATEVER." "YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M IN." "I'M--WHAT--YOU KNOW, WHATEVER." "YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M IN." "WON'T LET YOU DOWN." "YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M IN." "WON'T LET YOU DOWN." "HMM." "WON'T LET YOU DOWN." "HMM." "IWAS--YOUKNOW," "HMM." "IWAS--YOUKNOW, I WAS THINKING MAYBE" "IWAS--YOUKNOW, I WAS THINKING MAYBE AFTER THE SCRIMM TOMORROW," "I WAS THINKING MAYBE AFTER THE SCRIMM TOMORROW, YOU AND I WANNA, LIKE, GO GRAB" "AFTER THE SCRIMM TOMORROW, YOU AND I WANNA, LIKE, GO GRAB A BURGER." "YOU AND I WANNA, LIKE, GO GRAB A BURGER." "OH,HEY,THERE,PRICKLEPUSS." "A BURGER." "OH,HEY,THERE,PRICKLEPUSS." "YOU MIND IF I BORROW" "OH,HEY,THERE,PRICKLEPUSS." "YOU MIND IF I BORROW MY GIRLFRIEND FOR A SECOND?" "YOU MIND IF I BORROW MY GIRLFRIEND FOR A SECOND?" "OH,MYGOD." "MY GIRLFRIEND FOR A SECOND?" "OH,MYGOD." "IS THIS--IS THIS A PERMANENT?" "OH,MYGOD." "IS THIS--IS THIS A PERMANENT?" "OH,WHY?" "IS THIS--IS THIS A PERMANENT?" "OH,WHY?" "DO YOU LIKE MY STASH?" "OH,WHY?" "DO YOU LIKE MY STASH?" "OH,MYGOD." "DO YOU LIKE MY STASH?" "OH,MYGOD." "IHADIT MADEJUST" "OH,MYGOD." "IHADIT MADEJUST FOR THIS." "IHADIT MADEJUST FOR THIS." "OH,MYGOD,OKAY." "FOR THIS." "OH,MYGOD,OKAY." "I HAVE TO GO." "OH,MYGOD,OKAY." "I HAVE TO GO." "BUT I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, BRIAN." "I HAVE TO GO." "BUT I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, BRIAN." "YEAH,CATCHYOULATER,BRIAN." "BUT I'LL CATCH YOU LATER, BRIAN." "YEAH,CATCHYOULATER,BRIAN." "WE GOT TO GO SEE HOW MAKING OUT" "YEAH,CATCHYOULATER,BRIAN." "WE GOT TO GO SEE HOW MAKING OUT FEELS WITH THIS." "WE GOT TO GO SEE HOW MAKING OUT FEELS WITH THIS." "OH,BRIAN." "FEELS WITH THIS." "OH,BRIAN." "I REMEMBERED THAT THING" "OH,BRIAN." "I REMEMBERED THAT THING-- JENNY AND LAW ARE..." "I REMEMBERED THAT THING-- JENNY AND LAW ARE..." "OH, DA-A-A-A-MN." "[bell ringing] [laughs]YOUDRAW IN THE NOTES SECTION TOO?" "[laughs]YOUDRAW IN THE NOTES SECTION TOO?" "OH,I 'MJUSTWRITING" "IN THE NOTES SECTION TOO?" "OH,I 'MJUSTWRITING A LITTLE NOTE TO GIVE TO JENNY," "OH,I 'MJUSTWRITING A LITTLE NOTE TO GIVE TO JENNY, AFTER THE SCRIMM." "A LITTLE NOTE TO GIVE TO JENNY, AFTER THE SCRIMM." "NOT A LOVE NOTE" "AFTER THE SCRIMM." "NOT A LOVE NOTE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT." "NOT A LOVE NOTE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT." "I MEAN, SHE TOTALLY HAS" "OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT." "I MEAN, SHE TOTALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND..." "I MEAN, SHE TOTALLY HAS A BOYFRIEND..." "WHO HATES ME." "A BOYFRIEND..." "WHO HATES ME." "NO, IT'S MORE OF A..." "WHO HATES ME." "NO, IT'S MORE OF A..." ""IT'S ALL COOL, YOU KNOW." "NO, IT'S MORE OF A..." ""IT'S ALL COOL, YOU KNOW." "LET'S--LET'S BE FRIENDS"" ""IT'S ALL COOL, YOU KNOW." "LET'S--LET'S BE FRIENDS" SORT OF NOTE." "LET'S--LET'S BE FRIENDS" SORT OF NOTE." "OH,I LIKETO DRAWEXTRA" "SORT OF NOTE." "OH,I LIKETO DRAWEXTRA LINES TO MAKE IT GRAPH PAPER." "OH,I LIKETO DRAWEXTRA LINES TO MAKE IT GRAPH PAPER." "YO,BRIAN,MAN." "LINES TO MAKE IT GRAPH PAPER." "YO,BRIAN,MAN." "KICK ASS OUT THERE." "YO,BRIAN,MAN." "KICK ASS OUT THERE." "THANKS,MAN." "KICK ASS OUT THERE." "THANKS,MAN." "I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT." "THANKS,MAN." "I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT." "GOOD,' CAUSEWEHAVE" "I'LL GIVE IT MY BEST SHOT." "GOOD,' CAUSEWEHAVE TWO WEEKS' ALLOWANCE ON YOU" "GOOD,' CAUSEWEHAVE TWO WEEKS' ALLOWANCE ON YOU BEATING THE LAW." "TWO WEEKS' ALLOWANCE ON YOU BEATING THE LAW." "ALLRIGHT,SETTLEDOWN." "BEATING THE LAW." "ALLRIGHT,SETTLEDOWN." "SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE." "ALLRIGHT,SETTLEDOWN." "SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE." "SETTLE DOWN." "SETTLE DOWN, PEOPLE." "SETTLE DOWN." "I'M PROUD TO BE YOUR T.A." "SETTLE DOWN." "I'M PROUD TO BE YOUR T.A. FOR RHYTHM GAMING THIS YEAR" "I'M PROUD TO BE YOUR T.A. FOR RHYTHM GAMING THIS YEAR-- A SPORT OF TRUE CHAMPIONS," "FOR RHYTHM GAMING THIS YEAR-- A SPORT OF TRUE CHAMPIONS, SOMETHING YOU TWO LOSERS" "A SPORT OF TRUE CHAMPIONS, SOMETHING YOU TWO LOSERS IN THE BACK COULD STAND" "SOMETHING YOU TWO LOSERS IN THE BACK COULD STAND TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT." "IN THE BACK COULD STAND TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT." "NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO," "TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT." "NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I PRESENT TO YOU," "NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I PRESENT TO YOU, THE SULTAN OF SHRED," "I PRESENT TO YOU, THE SULTAN OF SHRED, THE PRINCE OF PENTATONIC," "THE SULTAN OF SHRED, THE PRINCE OF PENTATONIC, THE RADDEST DAD" "THE PRINCE OF PENTATONIC, THE RADDEST DAD WITH THE BADDEST ATTITUDE" "THE RADDEST DAD WITH THE BADDEST ATTITUDE-- FREDDIE WONG," "WITH THE BADDEST ATTITUDE-- FREDDIE WONG, MY DAD!" "FREDDIE WONG, MY DAD!" "WHAT'SUP,LOSERS?" "MY DAD!" "WHAT'SUP,LOSERS?" "OR SHOULD I SAY HEROES?" "WHAT'SUP,LOSERS?" "OR SHOULD I SAY HEROES?" "NOPE, ALL LOSERS." "OR SHOULD I SAY HEROES?" "NOPE, ALL LOSERS." "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "NOPE, ALL LOSERS." "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S WHY YOU TOOK THIS CLASS" "THAT'S ALL RIGHT." "THAT'S WHY YOU TOOK THIS CLASS-- TO LEARN FROM THE BEST, ME," "THAT'S WHY YOU TOOK THIS CLASS-- TO LEARN FROM THE BEST, ME, FREDDIE WONG, HERO." "TO LEARN FROM THE BEST, ME, FREDDIE WONG, HERO." "ALL RIGHT, WHOO!" "FREDDIE WONG, HERO." "ALL RIGHT, WHOO!" "FIRST RULE OF HEROISM" "ALL RIGHT, WHOO!" "FIRST RULE OF HEROISM-- GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!" "FIRST RULE OF HEROISM-- GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!" "YEAH!" "GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!" "YEAH!" "[laughs]" "YEAH!" "[laughs] SEE,WHENYOU'REAHERO , [laughs] SEE,WHENYOU'REAHERO , PEOPLE WANT TO BE YOU." "SEE,WHENYOU'REAHERO , PEOPLE WANT TO BE YOU." "THEY WANT TO DO YOU." "PEOPLE WANT TO BE YOU." "THEY WANT TO DO YOU." "THEY WANT TO BE YOU" "THEY WANT TO DO YOU." "THEY WANT TO BE YOU WHILE THEY DO YOU." "THEY WANT TO BE YOU WHILE THEY DO YOU." "OH, MY GOD." "WHILE THEY DO YOU." "OH, MY GOD." "BE CAREFUL," "OH, MY GOD." "BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE" "BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT," "BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, THEN THEY'LL DIVORCE YOU," "THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT, THEN THEY'LL DIVORCE YOU, THEY'LL TAKE YOUR SWEET" "THEN THEY'LL DIVORCE YOU, THEY'LL TAKE YOUR SWEET DIRT BIKE, AND THEY'LL LEAVE YOU" "THEY'LL TAKE YOUR SWEET DIRT BIKE, AND THEY'LL LEAVE YOU WITH A NO-GOOD LOSER FOR A SON." "YAH!" "GRIPTHESTEERINGWHEEL OF DESTINY!" "DRIFT." "UH!" "OW!" "UH!" "OW!" "[laughter]" "OW!" "[laughter] WHATAREYOU-- [laughter] WHATAREYOU-- AH!" "WHATAREYOU-- AH!" "AAH!" "AH!" "AAH!" "SO WHO WANTS SOME PIZZA?" "AAH!" "SO WHO WANTS SOME PIZZA?" "TED,AREYOUSURE" "SO WHO WANTS SOME PIZZA?" "TED,AREYOUSURE YOU'RE OKAY, MAN?" "TED,AREYOUSURE YOU'RE OKAY, MAN?" "THAT WAS, LIKE, REALLY ROUGH." "YOU'RE OKAY, MAN?" "THAT WAS, LIKE, REALLY ROUGH." "[laughs]100%,BIGD." "THAT WAS, LIKE, REALLY ROUGH." "[laughs]100%,BIGD. I JUST GOT TO REFUEL." "[laughs]100%,BIGD. I JUST GOT TO REFUEL." "OKAY,UM..." "I JUST GOT TO REFUEL." "OKAY,UM..." "WELL, I GOT GET TO" "OKAY,UM..." "WELL, I GOT GET TO SCRIMMAGE, BUDDY." "WELL, I GOT GET TO SCRIMMAGE, BUDDY." "BUT, KI, CAN YOU TAKE CARE" "SCRIMMAGE, BUDDY." "BUT, KI, CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE?" "BUT, KI, CAN YOU TAKE CARE OF HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE?" "I'MONIT ." "OF HIM FOR A LITTLE WHILE?" "I'MONIT ." "GOOD LUCK, BRIAN." "I'MONIT ." "GOOD LUCK, BRIAN." "ALLRIGHT." "GOOD LUCK, BRIAN." "ALLRIGHT." "YEAH,MAN,DON'TWORRY" "ALLRIGHT." "YEAH,MAN,DON'TWORRY ABOUT ME." "YEAH,MAN,DON'TWORRY ABOUT ME." "GOOD DAD OUT THERE." "ABOUT ME." "GOOD DAD OUT THERE." "I MEAN, GOOD LOVE, DAD." "GOOD DAD OUT THERE." "I MEAN, GOOD LOVE, DAD." "GOOD LUCK, BRIAN." "I MEAN, GOOD LOVE, DAD." "GOOD LUCK, BRIAN." "SEE YA." "GOOD LUCK, BRIAN." "SEE YA." "[clock ticking]" "SEE YA." "[clock ticking] GOGETTHEM,BRIAN." "[clock ticking] GOGETTHEM,BRIAN." "BREAK THE LAW." "GOGETTHEM,BRIAN." "BREAK THE LAW." "THANKS,MAN." "BREAK THE LAW." "THANKS,MAN." "COOL SLOGAN." "I'LLGETTO EVERYBODY." "I'LL GET TO EVERYBODY." "HOLD YOUR HORSES." "I'LL GET TO EVERYBODY." "HOLD YOUR HORSES." "CALM DOWN." "HOLD YOUR HORSES." "CALM DOWN." "HEY,GIVEME 20 BIGONES" "CALM DOWN." "HEY,GIVEME 20 BIGONES ON BRIAN D." "HEY,GIVEME 20 BIGONES ON BRIAN D. ALLRIGHT,ARISKTAKER,HUH?" "ON BRIAN D. ALLRIGHT,ARISKTAKER,HUH?" "I LIKE THAT." "ALLRIGHT,ARISKTAKER,HUH?" "I LIKE THAT." "HEY, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL..." "I LIKE THAT." "HEY, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL..." "[cheers and applause]" "HEY, SPEAK OF THE DEVIL..." "[cheers and applause] THERE YOU GO." "[cheers and applause] THERE YOU GO." "WHO'S NEXT?" "WHO'S NEXT?" "THERE YOU GO." "WHO'S NEXT?" "WHO'S NEXT?" "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "WHO'S NEXT?" "WHO'S NEXT?" "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "I'LL TAKE IT." "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "I'LL TAKE IT." "I'LL MAKE A BEAT FOR YOU." "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "I'LL TAKE IT." "I'LL MAKE A BEAT FOR YOU." "THAT'S FINE WITH ME." "I'LL MAKE A BEAT FOR YOU." "THAT'S FINE WITH ME." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "TEN ON LAW?" "THAT'S FINE WITH ME." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "TEN ON LAW?" "THERE YOU GO, BOOM." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "TEN ON LAW?" "THERE YOU GO, BOOM." "HEY,MAN,LOOK,IWAS" "THERE YOU GO, BOOM." "HEY,MAN,LOOK,IWAS THINKING--MAYBE YOU COULD JUST" "HEY,MAN,LOOK,IWAS THINKING--MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DO SOME FANCY FOOTWORK OR CAPS" "THINKING--MAYBE YOU COULD JUST DO SOME FANCY FOOTWORK OR CAPS LOCK AND RUN AWAY WHEN YOU'RE" "DO SOME FANCY FOOTWORK OR CAPS LOCK AND RUN AWAY WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE." "LOCK AND RUN AWAY WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE." "I'M BETTING THAT YOU CAN" "OUT THERE." "I'M BETTING THAT YOU CAN MAKE IT AT LEAST THREE MINUTES" "I'M BETTING THAT YOU CAN MAKE IT AT LEAST THREE MINUTES AGAINST THE LAW." "MAKE IT AT LEAST THREE MINUTES AGAINST THE LAW." "SAYHITO THELAW" "AGAINST THE LAW." "SAYHITO THELAW  FOR ME, BRIAN." "SAYHITO THELAW  FOR ME, BRIAN." "NO PRESSURE." "FOR ME, BRIAN." "NO PRESSURE." "[clock ticking]" "NO PRESSURE." "[clock ticking] OKAY." "[clock ticking] OKAY." "J-POP, RICO, MORIARTY," "OKAY." "J-POP, RICO, MORIARTY, LEFT FLANK IS ALL YOU." "J-POP, RICO, MORIARTY, LEFT FLANK IS ALL YOU." "JUMPING JACKS..." "LEFT FLANK IS ALL YOU." "JUMPING JACKS..." "I WANT TO SEE THOSE GRENADE" "JUMPING JACKS..." "I WANT TO SEE THOSE GRENADE SKILLS IN ACTION." "I WANT TO SEE THOSE GRENADE SKILLS IN ACTION." "AND AS FOR THE" "SKILLS IN ACTION." "AND AS FOR THE LITTLE-FRESHMAN-THAT-COULD," "AND AS FOR THE LITTLE-FRESHMAN-THAT-COULD, STAY TIGHT AND OUT OF SIGHT." "LITTLE-FRESHMAN-THAT-COULD, STAY TIGHT AND OUT OF SIGHT." "ANYQUESTIONS?" "STAY TIGHT AND OUT OF SIGHT." "ANYQUESTIONS?" "YEAH,ISN'TTHESCRIMMAGE" "ANYQUESTIONS?" "YEAH,ISN'TTHESCRIMMAGE JUST AN EXCUSE FOR" "YEAH,ISN'TTHESCRIMMAGE JUST AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND TO PAD" "JUST AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR BOYFRIEND TO PAD HIS KILL REEL?" "YOUR BOYFRIEND TO PAD HIS KILL REEL?" "YEAH,YOU'RERIGHT." "HIS KILL REEL?" "YEAH,YOU'RERIGHT." "VARSITY IS OUT THERE" "YEAH,YOU'RERIGHT." "VARSITY IS OUT THERE TO SHOW OFF." "VARSITY IS OUT THERE TO SHOW OFF." "WE?" "WE'RE OUT THERE" "TO SHOW OFF." "WE?" "WE'RE OUT THERE TO KICK ASS." "WE?" "WE'RE OUT THERE TO KICK ASS." "STAY CALM, STICK TO THE PLAN," "TO KICK ASS." "STAY CALM, STICK TO THE PLAN, AND WE'RE GONNA WIPE THE SMIRK" "STAY CALM, STICK TO THE PLAN, AND WE'RE GONNA WIPE THE SMIRK RIGHT OFF THEIR FACES." "AND WE'RE GONNA WIPE THE SMIRK RIGHT OFF THEIR FACES." "AND AS FOR MY BOYFRIEND," "RIGHT OFF THEIR FACES." "AND AS FOR MY BOYFRIEND, THAT MAGGOT ISN'T GONNA" "AND AS FOR MY BOYFRIEND, THAT MAGGOT ISN'T GONNA TALK TO ME FOR A WEEK" "THAT MAGGOT ISN'T GONNA TALK TO ME FOR A WEEK AFTER WE'RE THROUGH WITH HIM." "TALK TO ME FOR A WEEK AFTER WE'RE THROUGH WITH HIM." "SOUND GOOD?" "AFTER WE'RE THROUGH WITH HIM." "SOUND GOOD?" "all:" "YEAH." "SOUND GOOD?" "all:" "YEAH." "ALLRIGHT,SEEYOU  all:" "YEAH." "ALLRIGHT,SEEYOU  ON THE BATTLEFIELD." "ALLRIGHT,SEEYOU  ON THE BATTLEFIELD." "DISMISSED." "HEY,UH..." "RAD SPEECH." "I MEAN, CONSIDER ME PUMPED." "RAD SPEECH." "I MEAN, CONSIDER ME PUMPED." "[chuckles]" "I MEAN, CONSIDER ME PUMPED." "[chuckles] DOYOUNEEDSOMETHING?" "[chuckles] DOYOUNEEDSOMETHING?" "NOPE,I JUSTTHOUGHTYOU" "DOYOUNEEDSOMETHING?" "NOPE,I JUSTTHOUGHTYOU  MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT." "NOPE,I JUSTTHOUGHTYOU  MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT." "BAM." "MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT." "BAM." "NEW DXFRESH IMPORT." "BAM." "NEW DXFRESH IMPORT." "AND, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT" "NEW DXFRESH IMPORT." "AND, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THE NOTES SECTION," "AND, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THE NOTES SECTION, B-T-DUBS." "TO CHECK OUT THE NOTES SECTION, B-T-DUBS." "[laughs]THISIS ..." "B-T-DUBS." "[laughs]THISIS ..." "PRETTY COOL, ACTUALLY." "[laughs]THISIS ..." "PRETTY COOL, ACTUALLY." "BUT I" "PRETTY COOL, ACTUALLY." "BUT I-- I GOT STAY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW." "BUT I-- I GOT STAY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW." "YOU SHOULD TOO, BRIAN." "I GOT STAY FOCUSED RIGHT NOW." "YOU SHOULD TOO, BRIAN." "YEAH." "NO,TOTALLY,UH..." "YOU SHOULD TOO, BRIAN." "YEAH." "NO,TOTALLY,UH..." "WELL, IF YOU EVER WANT" "YEAH." "NO,TOTALLY,UH..." "WELL, IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET UNFOCUSED..." "WELL, IF YOU EVER WANT TO GET UNFOCUSED..." "OKAY." "TO GET UNFOCUSED..." "OKAY." "HEY." "OKAY." "HEY." "I'VE SEEN THE POSTERS." "HEY." "I'VE SEEN THE POSTERS." "THIS IS TEAM CTF," "I'VE SEEN THE POSTERS." "THIS IS TEAM CTF, NOT A DEATH MATCH." "THIS IS TEAM CTF, NOT A DEATH MATCH." "IF YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS," "NOT A DEATH MATCH." "IF YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS, YOU'LL BE FINE." "IF YOU FOLLOW MY ORDERS, YOU'LL BE FINE." "YOUGOTIT ,CAPTAIN." "YOU'LL BE FINE." "YOUGOTIT ,CAPTAIN." "[clock ticking]" "YOUGOTIT ,CAPTAIN." "[clock ticking] STAYFROSTY,B.D." "[clock ticking] STAYFROSTY,B.D. JENNY WANTS YOU TO AVOID" "STAYFROSTY,B.D. JENNY WANTS YOU TO AVOID THE LAW?" "JENNY WANTS YOU TO AVOID THE LAW?" "CONSIDER IT DONE." "THE LAW?" "CONSIDER IT DONE." "THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE." "CONSIDER IT DONE." "THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE." "NINJA STYLE." "THEY WON'T EVEN KNOW I'M THERE." "NINJA STYLE." "IMADEWHOLESODACAN" "NINJA STYLE." "IMADEWHOLESODACAN DISAPPEAR IN MY MOUTH." "IMADEWHOLESODACAN DISAPPEAR IN MY MOUTH." "[laughter]" "VICTORY BURGERS AFTER THE GAME?" "MORELIKEDEFEATORITOS." "DEFEATORITOS WITH CHEESE." "MORELIKEDEFEATORITOS." "DEFEATORITOS WITH CHEESE." "SPEAKINGOFDEADMEAT," "DEFEATORITOS WITH CHEESE." "SPEAKINGOFDEADMEAT, WHAT WAS JENNY THINKING" "SPEAKINGOFDEADMEAT, WHAT WAS JENNY THINKING PUTTING BRIAN D ON HER TEAM?" "WHAT WAS JENNY THINKING PUTTING BRIAN D ON HER TEAM?" "SHE'SPROBABLYTHINKING" "PUTTING BRIAN D ON HER TEAM?" "SHE'SPROBABLYTHINKING I'M AWESOME." "SHE'SPROBABLYTHINKING I'M AWESOME." "GUYS,JENNYWASN'TTHINKING." "I'M AWESOME." "GUYS,JENNYWASN'TTHINKING." "SHE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS." "GUYS,JENNYWASN'TTHINKING." "SHE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS." "WAIT,YOUTOLDHER TOPUTHIM" "SHE WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS." "WAIT,YOUTOLDHER TOPUTHIM ON THE TEAM?" "WAIT,YOUTOLDHER TOPUTHIM ON THE TEAM?" "OFCOURSE,COLDTURKEY." "ON THE TEAM?" "OFCOURSE,COLDTURKEY." "'CAUSE, WHILE I LOVE" "OFCOURSE,COLDTURKEY." "'CAUSE, WHILE I LOVE A WELL-EARNED VICTORY BURN," "'CAUSE, WHILE I LOVE A WELL-EARNED VICTORY BURN, WHAT I REALLY LOVE" "A WELL-EARNED VICTORY BURN, WHAT I REALLY LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING" "WHAT I REALLY LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING IS TO KILL BRIAN D." "MORE THAN ANYTHING IS TO KILL BRIAN D. THATBIGBABYBRIAN'SBOUND" "IS TO KILL BRIAN D. THATBIGBABYBRIAN'SBOUND TO BURN, BRO." "THATBIGBABYBRIAN'SBOUND TO BURN, BRO." "NICEONE,ALLITERATOR." "TO BURN, BRO." "NICEONE,ALLITERATOR." "HE'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES" "NICEONE,ALLITERATOR." "HE'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES IN FRONT OF EVERYONE." "HE'S GOING DOWN IN FLAMES IN FRONT OF EVERYONE." "AND WHEN THE SMOKES CLEARS," "IN FRONT OF EVERYONE." "AND WHEN THE SMOKES CLEARS, THERE WILL BE NO DOUBT" "AND WHEN THE SMOKES CLEARS, THERE WILL BE NO DOUBT THAT HE WAS ANYTHING" "THERE WILL BE NO DOUBT THAT HE WAS ANYTHING BUT A WORTHLESS," "THAT HE WAS ANYTHING BUT A WORTHLESS, NO-TALENT FLUKE..." "BUT A WORTHLESS, NO-TALENT FLUKE..." "WITH CHEESE." "SO, UH, LET'S GO." "YEP." "ALLRIGHT,GOOD." "WHAT--WHAT'SHEDOING?" "COSTINGME$500BUCKS." "GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BRIAN." "COSTINGME$500BUCKS." "GET WITH THE PROGRAM, BRIAN." "[gunfire]" "BRIAN,I 'MGOINGFOR THE INTEL." "GET TO THAT STRUCTURE" "THE INTEL." "GET TO THAT STRUCTURE AND COVER ME." "GET TO THAT STRUCTURE AND COVER ME." "YOUKNOW,ITHINKI'LL JUST" "AND COVER ME." "YOUKNOW,ITHINKI'LL JUST  STICK BACK HERE" "YOUKNOW,ITHINKI'LL JUST  STICK BACK HERE AND NADE SPAM, SIR." "DAMNIT,BRIAN." "WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION?" "ISTHELAWGONNABEWAITING" "WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNCTION?" "ISTHELAWGONNABEWAITING FOR ME UP THERE?" "ISTHELAWGONNABEWAITING FOR ME UP THERE?" "FOLLOWMYORDERS," "FOR ME UP THERE?" "FOLLOWMYORDERS, OR GET OFF MY TEAM." "all:" "AWW." "AVENGEME." "all:" "YEAH." "DAMNIT,BRIAN." "YEAH!" "WHOO!" "[laughing]" "WHOO!" "[laughing] BRIAN,WHERETHEHELL [laughing] BRIAN,WHERETHEHELL ARE YOU?" "BRIAN,WHERETHEHELL ARE YOU?" "GET TO THE POINT." "ARE YOU?" "GET TO THE POINT." "GIVETHEPEOPLEWHAT" "GET TO THE POINT." "GIVETHEPEOPLEWHAT THEY WANT." "GIVETHEPEOPLEWHAT THEY WANT." "YEAH,COMEON ,BRIAN!" "THEY WANT." "YEAH,COMEON ,BRIAN!" "[cheers and applause] all:" "AWW." "OH." "THISSONG'SABOUTTHE LAW ." "♪" "♪ THE LAW'S LOOKING FOR YOU." "THE LAW'S LOOKING FOR YOU." "♪" "♪ OH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW." "OH, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW." "all:♪ LAW,OH ,THELAW  HEREHECOMES." "all:♪ LAW,OH ,THELAW  HEREHECOMES." "all:♪ LAW,OH ,THELAW" "HEREHECOMES." "all:♪ LAW,OH ,THELAW  [laughing] all:♪ LAW,OH ,THELAW  [laughing] all:♪ LAW,OH ,THELAW" "♪YES [chuckles] CLEAN YOURSELF UP." "[roboticvoice]VARSITYWINS." "STUFFYOURMUFFINS AND SLAM YOUR SCONES, ZONERS." "AND SLAM YOUR SCONES, ZONERS." "IT'S TIME FOR A PWNZWN" "IT'S TIME FOR A PWNZWN BRUNCH BREAK." "BRUNCH BREAK." "BROUGHT TO YOU," "BROUGHT TO YOU, BY BRUNCHABLES" "BY BRUNCHABLES BRUNCH CRUNCH CEREAL." "BRUNCH CRUNCH CEREAL." "WHETHERFORBREAKFAST" "WHETHERFORBREAKFAST OR LUNCH, MUNCH ON A BUNCH" "OR LUNCH, MUNCH ON A BUNCH OF BRUNCH CRUNCH." "OF BRUNCH CRUNCH." "BRUNCHABLES, PUNCH UP" "BRUNCHABLES, PUNCH UP YOUR BRUNCH." "YOUR BRUNCH." "OURTOPSTORY," "OURTOPSTORY, CRUNCH WENT BRIAN D'S UNDERDOG DREAMS, AS THE ONE-SHOT" "CRUNCH WENT BRIAN D'S UNDERDOG DREAMS, AS THE ONE-SHOT WONDER OF VGHS WAS COMPLETELY" "DREAMS, AS THE ONE-SHOT WONDER OF VGHS WAS COMPLETELY "OBRUNCHERATED" IN YESTERDAY'S" "WONDER OF VGHS WAS COMPLETELY "OBRUNCHERATED" IN YESTERDAY'S FPS SCRIMMAGE BY THE LAW." ""OBRUNCHERATED" IN YESTERDAY'S FPS SCRIMMAGE BY THE LAW." "PEEPTHISREPLAYOFHIMGOING" "FPS SCRIMMAGE BY THE LAW." "PEEPTHISREPLAYOFHIMGOING  "EGGS BENEDICT ARNOLD"" "PEEPTHISREPLAYOFHIMGOING  "EGGS BENEDICT ARNOLD" ON TEAMMATE JENNY MATRIX." "[door opens] BRIAN,CHECKIT ." "KI, INVENTED A BRUNCH PIZZA." "BRIAN,CHECKIT ." "KI, INVENTED A BRUNCH PIZZA." "SHE CALLS IT--GET THIS" "KI, INVENTED A BRUNCH PIZZA." "SHE CALLS IT--GET THIS-- A "KICHE."" "SHE CALLS IT--GET THIS-- A "KICHE." IALREADYTOLDYOU ,IT'SJUST" "A "KICHE." IALREADYTOLDYOU ,IT'SJUST  A COINCIDENCE." "IALREADYTOLDYOU ,IT'SJUST  A COINCIDENCE." "ISN'TSHEAMAZING,DUDE?" "A COINCIDENCE." "ISN'TSHEAMAZING,DUDE?" "YOUGUYSAREGREATTOGETHER." "ISN'TSHEAMAZING,DUDE?" "YOUGUYSAREGREATTOGETHER." "YOU WOULD NEVER BETRAY ONE" "YOUGUYSAREGREATTOGETHER." "YOU WOULD NEVER BETRAY ONE ANOTHER." "YOU WOULD NEVER BETRAY ONE ANOTHER." "OH,MAN,ISUCK." "ANOTHER." "OH,MAN,ISUCK." "YOU'RE STILL BEATEN UP" "OH,MAN,ISUCK." "YOU'RE STILL BEATEN UP OVER THAT JENNY MATRIX THING?" "YOU'RE STILL BEATEN UP OVER THAT JENNY MATRIX THING?" "NO." "OVER THAT JENNY MATRIX THING?" "NO." "[chuckles] I'M OVER IT." "NO." "[chuckles] I'M OVER IT." "THAT'STHE'TUDE,DUDE." "[chuckles] I'M OVER IT." "THAT'STHE'TUDE,DUDE." "IT'S A NEW DAY." "THAT'STHE'TUDE,DUDE." "IT'S A NEW DAY." "CARPE DIEM." "IT'S A NEW DAY." "CARPE DIEM." "CARPEDIEM." "CARPE DIEM." "CARPEDIEM." "CARPEDIEM." "CARPEDIEM." "CARPEDIEM." "[splat]" "CARPEDIEM." "[splat] LET'S GET TO CLASS." "THATLASTPUNFELTALITTLE HALF BAKED, SHOT BOT." "BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE" "HALF BAKED, SHOT BOT." "BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE-- ANYWAY YOU SLICE THIS MELON," "BUT ONE THING IS FOR SURE-- ANYWAY YOU SLICE THIS MELON, BRIAN D'S CHANCES OF MAKING" "ANYWAY YOU SLICE THIS MELON, BRIAN D'S CHANCES OF MAKING J.V. AT TRYOUTS ARE OVER EASY." "BRIAN D'S CHANCES OF MAKING J.V. AT TRYOUTS ARE OVER EASY." "I'M SCOTT SLANDERS," "J.V. AT TRYOUTS ARE OVER EASY." "I'M SCOTT SLANDERS, AND I'M DRUN-- [laughing] KI,THAT'S..." "QUITE AN INTERESTING 4,000" "KI,THAT'S..." "QUITE AN INTERESTING 4,000 KICK COMBO THERE." "QUITE AN INTERESTING 4,000 KICK COMBO THERE." "[applause]" "KICK COMBO THERE." "[applause] IHELPEDMY PARENTS [applause] IHELPEDMY PARENTS DESIGN THIS GAME." "IHELPEDMY PARENTS DESIGN THIS GAME." "LET'SPLAYAGAIN." "DESIGN THIS GAME." "LET'SPLAYAGAIN." "NO,NO,NO ,I'VE--I'VE" "LET'SPLAYAGAIN." "NO,NO,NO ,I'VE--I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH." "NO,NO,NO ,I'VE--I'VE HAD QUITE ENOUGH." "YOU'VE ALREADY MADE ME" "HAD QUITE ENOUGH." "YOU'VE ALREADY MADE ME QUITE THE BRIAN D." "YOU'VE ALREADY MADE ME QUITE THE BRIAN D. [laughter]" "QUITE THE BRIAN D. [laughter] LET'SPLAYAGAIN." "[laughter] LET'SPLAYAGAIN." "FIGHT." "LET'SPLAYAGAIN." "FIGHT." "BRIAND ?" "FIGHT." "BRIAND ?" "MORE LIKE BRIAN Z" "BRIAND ?" "MORE LIKE BRIAN Z-- THE LAST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET." "MORE LIKE BRIAN Z-- THE LAST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET." "OH, YEAH." "THE LAST LETTER IN THE ALPHABET." "OH, YEAH." "DON'TEVENLISTENTOHIM," "OH, YEAH." "DON'TEVENLISTENTOHIM,  DUDE." "DON'TEVENLISTENTOHIM,  DUDE." "TED,PLEASE,I-IDON 'T" "DUDE." "TED,PLEASE,I-IDON 'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS." "TED,PLEASE,I-IDON 'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS." "WELL," Z"ISTHELAST" "EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS." "WELL," Z"ISTHELAST-- YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME" "WELL," Z"ISTHELAST-- YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN HOW SICK" "YOU KNOW, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO EXPLAIN HOW SICK OF A BURN THAT" "TO EXPLAIN HOW SICK OF A BURN THAT-- [clock ticking]" "OF A BURN THAT-- [clock ticking] TED?" "[clock ticking] TED?" "TED." "TED?" "TED." "WHATHAPPENED?" "TED." "WHATHAPPENED?" "YOUOKAY?" "WHATHAPPENED?" "YOUOKAY?" "YOU PASSED OUT FOR, LIKE," "YOUOKAY?" "YOU PASSED OUT FOR, LIKE, 27 MINUTES." "YOU PASSED OUT FOR, LIKE, 27 MINUTES." "I'MFINE." "27 MINUTES." "I'MFINE." "I JUST" "I'MFINE." "I JUST-- YOU'VESEENTHEM," "I JUST-- YOU'VESEENTHEM, HAVEN'T YOU, THEODORE?" "YOU'VESEENTHEM, HAVEN'T YOU, THEODORE?" "HI,DRIFTKING." "HAVEN'T YOU, THEODORE?" "HI,DRIFTKING." "THEVISIONS" "HI,DRIFTKING." "THEVISIONS-- WHAT ARE THEY?" "THEVISIONS-- WHAT ARE THEY?" "MERELYA SIDEEFFECT..." "WHAT ARE THEY?" "MERELYA SIDEEFFECT..." "OF DRIFT FEVER." "MERELYA SIDEEFFECT..." "OF DRIFT FEVER." "YOU'VE GOT THE BUG, TED." "OF DRIFT FEVER." "YOU'VE GOT THE BUG, TED." "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS NOW." "YOU'VE GOT THE BUG, TED." "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS NOW." "CAST OFF THAT..." "YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THIS NOW." "CAST OFF THAT..." "SILLY LITTLE PLASTIC GUITAR" "CAST OFF THAT..." "SILLY LITTLE PLASTIC GUITAR AND GRIP THE STEERING WHEEL" "SILLY LITTLE PLASTIC GUITAR AND GRIP THE STEERING WHEEL OF DESTINY." "AND GRIP THE STEERING WHEEL OF DESTINY." "FORGETIT,D.K." "OF DESTINY." "FORGETIT,D.K. US WONGS ARE BRED TO SHRED." "FORGETIT,D.K. US WONGS ARE BRED TO SHRED." "I'M SIGNING UP FOR RHYTHM" "US WONGS ARE BRED TO SHRED." "I'M SIGNING UP FOR RHYTHM GAMING, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU" "I'M SIGNING UP FOR RHYTHM GAMING, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME." "GAMING, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME." "CONFOUNDIT!" "CAN DO TO STOP ME." "CONFOUNDIT!" "WHY MUST YOU BRIAN D YOUR FUTURE" "CONFOUNDIT!" "WHY MUST YOU BRIAN D YOUR FUTURE AWAY ON THIS DYING SPORT?" "WHY MUST YOU BRIAN D YOUR FUTURE AWAY ON THIS DYING SPORT?" "LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE." "AWAY ON THIS DYING SPORT?" "LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE." "TELL ME THAT" "LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE." "TELL ME THAT HAMMER-ONS AND PULL-OFFS" "TELL ME THAT HAMMER-ONS AND PULL-OFFS CAN POSSIBLY COMPARE" "HAMMER-ONS AND PULL-OFFS CAN POSSIBLY COMPARE TO THE G-FORCE PULL" "CAN POSSIBLY COMPARE TO THE G-FORCE PULL OF AN A-PLUS J-TURN?" "TO THE G-FORCE PULL OF AN A-PLUS J-TURN?" "THE THRUM OF A RUMBLE CHAIR" "OF AN A-PLUS J-TURN?" "THE THRUM OF A RUMBLE CHAIR AS YOU CAREEN" "THE THRUM OF A RUMBLE CHAIR AS YOU CAREEN PAST THE CHECKERED FLAG," "AS YOU CAREEN PAST THE CHECKERED FLAG, THE CHURNING IN YOUR CHEST" "PAST THE CHECKERED FLAG, THE CHURNING IN YOUR CHEST AS YOU HEAR THOSE THREE" "THE CHURNING IN YOUR CHEST AS YOU HEAR THOSE THREE MAGICAL WORDS..." "AS YOU HEAR THOSE THREE MAGICAL WORDS..." ""NEW LAP RECORD."" "GOT..." "ACLASS." "I GOTTA GO TO CLASS." "YOGA CLASS--LET'S GO." "I GOTTA GO TO CLASS." "YOGA CLASS--LET'S GO." "THAT'SONTHURSDAY." "YOGA CLASS--LET'S GO." "THAT'SONTHURSDAY." "IDON'TCARE." "THAT'SONTHURSDAY." "IDON'TCARE." "LET'S GO." "IDON'TCARE." "LET'S GO." "OKAY." "LET'S GO." "OKAY." "TED,EVENAMAN ASFAST" "OKAY." "TED,EVENAMAN ASFAST  AS YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY" "TED,EVENAMAN ASFAST  AS YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM HIMSELF FOREVER." "AS YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM HIMSELF FOREVER." "HEY,BUDDY,LOOK,IGOTYOU" "FROM HIMSELF FOREVER." "HEY,BUDDY,LOOK,IGOTYOU--  AH,MYTHANKS,TED 'SVASSAL," "HEY,BUDDY,LOOK,IGOTYOU--  AH,MYTHANKS,TED 'SVASSAL, THOUGH IN THE FUTURE, I PREFER" "AH,MYTHANKS,TED 'SVASSAL, THOUGH IN THE FUTURE, I PREFER SOUR CREAM AND ONION." "THOUGH IN THE FUTURE, I PREFER SOUR CREAM AND ONION." "WHOAREYOU?" "SOUR CREAM AND ONION." "WHOAREYOU?" "AH!" "[bell ringing]" "HEY,THERE,CHAMP." "HOW YOU HOLDING UP?" "UH,GRE--GREAT." "HOW YOU HOLDING UP?" "UH,GRE--GREAT." "YEAH, TOTALLY GREAT." "UH..." "UH,GRE--GREAT." "YEAH, TOTALLY GREAT." "UH..." "YEAH, THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED" "YEAH, TOTALLY GREAT." "UH..." "YEAH, THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO OUR OLD SCHOOL--THOSE CATS" "YEAH, THIS IS NOTHING COMPARED TO OUR OLD SCHOOL--THOSE CATS REALLY KNEW HOW TO HAZE." "TO OUR OLD SCHOOL--THOSE CATS REALLY KNEW HOW TO HAZE." "REALLY?" "REALLY KNEW HOW TO HAZE." "REALLY?" "WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE" "REALLY?" "WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH, THEN." "WELL, I GUESS WE'LL JUST HAVE TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH, THEN." "[laughs] J.K." "TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH, THEN." "[laughs] J.K. I'M JUST RILING YOU, BRO." "[laughs] J.K. I'M JUST RILING YOU, BRO." "[chucklessarcastically]" "I'M JUST RILING YOU, BRO." "[chucklessarcastically] SO,UM,YOU'REGOOD?" "[chucklessarcastically] SO,UM,YOU'REGOOD?" "GOOD." "SO,UM,YOU'REGOOD?" "GOOD." "UH, YEAH, NO, I'M GREAT." "GOOD." "UH, YEAH, NO, I'M GREAT." "YOU KNOW, IT'S, UH, TOTALLY" "UH, YEAH, NO, I'M GREAT." "YOU KNOW, IT'S, UH, TOTALLY GREAT." "YOU KNOW, IT'S, UH, TOTALLY GREAT." "YOU'RE GREAT, I'M GREAT." "GREAT." "YOU'RE GREAT, I'M GREAT." "YOU'RE WITH THE LAW." "YOU'RE GREAT, I'M GREAT." "YOU'RE WITH THE LAW." "THAT'S GREAT, BY THE WAY." "YOU'RE WITH THE LAW." "THAT'S GREAT, BY THE WAY." "UM, I'M BY MYSELF," "THAT'S GREAT, BY THE WAY." "UM, I'M BY MYSELF, BUT THAT'S GREAT, SO..." "UM, I'M BY MYSELF, BUT THAT'S GREAT, SO..." "YEAH." "NO, EVERYTHING IS GREAT." "BUT THAT'S GREAT, SO..." "YEAH." "NO, EVERYTHING IS GREAT." "GOOD,UM..." "YEAH." "NO, EVERYTHING IS GREAT." "GOOD,UM..." "I HAVE TO GO SET UP A PRACTICE," "GOOD,UM..." "I HAVE TO GO SET UP A PRACTICE, BUT I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE" "I HAVE TO GO SET UP A PRACTICE, BUT I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE-- DOINGGREAT." "BUT I'M GLAD THAT YOU'RE-- DOINGGREAT." "OKAY." "DOINGGREAT." "OKAY." "CATCHYOULATER,BABE." "OKAY." "CATCHYOULATER,BABE." "MM-HMM." "CATCHYOULATER,BABE." "MM-HMM." "IREALLYAM" "MM-HMM." "IREALLYAM-- UGH!" "IREALLYAM-- UGH!" "OOH." "UGH!" "OOH." "BRIAND ,MYOFFICE,NOW ." "THE SCHOOL TOOK A RISK ON YOU, BRIAN." "YOU LET US DOWN." "ON YOU, BRIAN." "YOU LET US DOWN." "HAVE A SEAT, KID." "YOU LET US DOWN." "HAVE A SEAT, KID." "SIR..." "HAVE A SEAT, KID." "SIR..." "SIR, I KNOW I SCREWED UP" "SIR..." "SIR, I KNOW I SCREWED UP AT SCRIMMAGE, BUT I FIGURE" "SIR, I KNOW I SCREWED UP AT SCRIMMAGE, BUT I FIGURE WITH TRIALS STILL RIGHT" "AT SCRIMMAGE, BUT I FIGURE WITH TRIALS STILL RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, I" "WITH TRIALS STILL RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, I-- VGHSTRYOUTS" "AROUND THE CORNER, I-- VGHSTRYOUTS ARE STREAMED ACROSS THE WORLD," "VGHSTRYOUTS ARE STREAMED ACROSS THE WORLD, AND YOU'RE ONE POINT AWAY" "ARE STREAMED ACROSS THE WORLD, AND YOU'RE ONE POINT AWAY FROM EXPULSION." "AND YOU'RE ONE POINT AWAY FROM EXPULSION." "ADMINISTRATION DOESN'T LIKE" "FROM EXPULSION." "ADMINISTRATION DOESN'T LIKE THOSE ODDS." "ADMINISTRATION DOESN'T LIKE THOSE ODDS." "OH." "THOSE ODDS." "OH." "SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" "OH." "SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" "I'MSAYINGYOU'RECIRCLING" "SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?" "I'MSAYINGYOU'RECIRCLING THE DRAIN." "I'MSAYINGYOU'RECIRCLING THE DRAIN." "AND WE DON'T NEED SOME KID," "THE DRAIN." "AND WE DON'T NEED SOME KID, BRIAN D'ING ALL OVER OUR" "AND WE DON'T NEED SOME KID, BRIAN D'ING ALL OVER OUR REPUTATION." "BRIAN D'ING ALL OVER OUR REPUTATION." "THAT NEW CATCH PHRASE IS THE" "REPUTATION." "THAT NEW CATCH PHRASE IS THE EXACT REASON WHY ADMINISTRATION" "THAT NEW CATCH PHRASE IS THE EXACT REASON WHY ADMINISTRATION IS ASKING YOU TO RAGE-QUIT ON" "EXACT REASON WHY ADMINISTRATION IS ASKING YOU TO RAGE-QUIT ON YOUR OWN ACCORD." "IS ASKING YOU TO RAGE-QUIT ON YOUR OWN ACCORD." "WE'RE ASKING YOU TO" "YOUR OWN ACCORD." "WE'RE ASKING YOU TO-- THIS IS GOOD COFFEE." "WE'RE ASKING YOU TO-- THIS IS GOOD COFFEE." "WE'RE ASKING YOU TO LEAVE VGHS." "HEY,KICKBACK THE HOVER BALL." "TOUGHDAY,BRIAN?" "OH,HEY,GAMES." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "OH,HEY,GAMES." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "JUSTWONDERING" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "JUSTWONDERING IF YOU DROPPED THIS?" "JUSTWONDERING IF YOU DROPPED THIS?" "HOWDIDYOUGET THAT?" "IF YOU DROPPED THIS?" "HOWDIDYOUGET THAT?" "WELL,IT'SAFUNNYSTORY." "HOWDIDYOUGET THAT?" "WELL,IT'SAFUNNYSTORY." "I TOLD YOU, STICK WITH GAMES." "WELL,IT'SAFUNNYSTORY." "I TOLD YOU, STICK WITH GAMES." "I'M TOTALLY A CATCH." "I TOLD YOU, STICK WITH GAMES." "I'M TOTALLY A CATCH." "THAT'SMYFAVORITEGAME." "I'M TOTALLY A CATCH." "THAT'SMYFAVORITEGAME." "NO,BABY." "THAT'SMYFAVORITEGAME." "NO,BABY." "THAT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME." "NO,BABY." "THAT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME." "[laughs]GREAT." "THAT'S OUR FAVORITE GAME." "[laughs]GREAT." "WELL, ENJOY THE GAME." "[laughs]GREAT." "WELL, ENJOY THE GAME." "OH,I WILL," "WELL, ENJOY THE GAME." "OH,I WILL, NOT AS MUCH AS JENNY WILL" "OH,I WILL, NOT AS MUCH AS JENNY WILL ENJOY YOUR CUTE, LITTLE," "NOT AS MUCH AS JENNY WILL ENJOY YOUR CUTE, LITTLE, "OH, I LIKE YOU," "ENJOY YOUR CUTE, LITTLE, "OH, I LIKE YOU, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS" ""OH, I LIKE YOU, BUT I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY SO" NOTE." "BUT I DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY SO" NOTE." "OR PERCHANCE THE LAW" "TO SAY SO" NOTE." "OR PERCHANCE THE LAW WILL SUCCUMB TO YOUR" "OR PERCHANCE THE LAW WILL SUCCUMB TO YOUR DON JUAN DE MARKSMANSHIP." "WILL SUCCUMB TO YOUR DON JUAN DE MARKSMANSHIP." "[laughs]AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "DON JUAN DE MARKSMANSHIP." "[laughs]AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "THIS PLACE IS RIDICULOUS." "[laughs]AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "THIS PLACE IS RIDICULOUS." "IT'SMYTIME" "THIS PLACE IS RIDICULOUS." "IT'SMYTIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT, BRIAN." "IT'SMYTIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT, BRIAN." "AND YOU'RE STANDING IN MY WAY." "IN THE SPOTLIGHT, BRIAN." "AND YOU'RE STANDING IN MY WAY." "IT'S GAMES' TIME." "AND YOU'RE STANDING IN MY WAY." "IT'S GAMES' TIME." "[laughing]" "IT'S GAMES' TIME." "[laughing] IT'S GAMES' TIME." "[laughing] IT'S GAMES' TIME." "THAT'S CUTE--YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF" "IT'S GAMES' TIME." "THAT'S CUTE--YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A LITTLE BRAND." "THAT'S CUTE--YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A LITTLE BRAND." "I LIKE THAT." "A LITTLE BRAND." "I LIKE THAT." "Y-YOU KNOW WHAT, GAMES?" "I LIKE THAT." "Y-YOU KNOW WHAT, GAMES?" "YOU WANT THE SPOTLIGHT?" "Y-YOU KNOW WHAT, GAMES?" "YOU WANT THE SPOTLIGHT?" "YOU CAN HAVE IT." "YOU WANT THE SPOTLIGHT?" "YOU CAN HAVE IT." "BUT FIRST, HERE IS WHAT WE'RE" "YOU CAN HAVE IT." "BUT FIRST, HERE IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO." "BUT FIRST, HERE IS WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO." "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA" "GONNA DO." "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA THROW DOWN, AND I'M GONNA STOMP" "ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA THROW DOWN, AND I'M GONNA STOMP YOUR FACE." "THROW DOWN, AND I'M GONNA STOMP YOUR FACE." "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY IN FRONT" "YOUR FACE." "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY IN FRONT OF YOUR TWO..." "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY IN FRONT OF YOUR TWO..." "STUPID FRIENDS, WHOSE NAMES" "OF YOUR TWO..." "STUPID FRIENDS, WHOSE NAMES I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN" "STUPID FRIENDS, WHOSE NAMES I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW." "I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW." "YOU SEE, GAMES?" "WANT TO KNOW." "YOU SEE, GAMES?" "I'M ONE POINT AWAY" "YOU SEE, GAMES?" "I'M ONE POINT AWAY FROM EXPULSION." "I'M ONE POINT AWAY FROM EXPULSION." "AND I'M GONNA USE THAT POINT" "FROM EXPULSION." "AND I'M GONNA USE THAT POINT ON ALL THREE OF YOU NOOBS." "AND I'M GONNA USE THAT POINT ON ALL THREE OF YOU NOOBS." "IFIGUREYOU'DSAY SOMETHING" "ON ALL THREE OF YOU NOOBS." "IFIGUREYOU'DSAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "IFIGUREYOU'DSAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT." "ASSAULT RIFLES?" "LIKE THAT." "ASSAULT RIFLES?" "OH,LET'SGETANSMG" "ASSAULT RIFLES?" "OH,LET'SGETANSMG IN THERE." "OH,LET'SGETANSMG IN THERE." "YOURFUNERAL." "IN THERE." "YOURFUNERAL." "BEST OF THREE?" "YOURFUNERAL." "BEST OF THREE?" "FIRSTTOFIVE." "BEST OF THREE?" "FIRSTTOFIVE." "GAME'SON." "[laughing] [clears throat] [laughs] SEE YA." "I'M DESTROYING YOU." "[gun cocks]" "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "SAVINGYOURASS." "YEAH,WELL..." "SAVINGYOURASS." "YEAH,WELL..." "IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT." "DAMNIT,BRIAN." "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?" "I'MLEAVINGON MY OWNACCORD." "WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING?" "I'MLEAVINGON MY OWNACCORD." "YEAH,I SETYOUUP." "I'MLEAVINGON MY OWNACCORD." "YEAH,I SETYOUUP." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YEAH,I SETYOUUP." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU WANTED TO BE IN THAT GAME," "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "YOU WANTED TO BE IN THAT GAME, AND YOU SCREWED IT UP." "YOU WANTED TO BE IN THAT GAME, AND YOU SCREWED IT UP." "SO YOU CAN BLAME ME." "AND YOU SCREWED IT UP." "SO YOU CAN BLAME ME." "YOU CAN BLAME THE WHOLE" "SO YOU CAN BLAME ME." "YOU CAN BLAME THE WHOLE DAMN SCHOOL." "YOU CAN BLAME THE WHOLE DAMN SCHOOL." "BUT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW," "DAMN SCHOOL." "BUT RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, IT IS ALL ON YOU." "LET'SDANCE." "[muttering]" "BUT--BUTITWAS..." "GAMES' TIME." "THIS ISN'T OVER, BRIAN D." "GAMES' TIME." "THIS ISN'T OVER, BRIAN D. CRONIES, LET'S ROLL." "THANKSFORTHEASSIST." "UM..." "YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME." "UM..." "YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME." "YOU SHOULD PLAY LIKE THAT" "YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME." "YOU SHOULD PLAY LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN." "YOU SHOULD PLAY LIKE THAT MORE OFTEN." "SEEYOUAT SIGN-UPSTOMORROW." "MORE OFTEN." "SEEYOUAT SIGN-UPSTOMORROW." "OH,YOUCANKISS" "SEEYOUAT SIGN-UPSTOMORROW." "OH,YOUCANKISS YOUR HIGH SCORES GOOD-BYE." "OH,YOUCANKISS YOUR HIGH SCORES GOOD-BYE." "[chuckles]YEAH." "YOUR HIGH SCORES GOOD-BYE." "[chuckles]YEAH." "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, CAPTAIN." "[chuckles]YEAH." "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, CAPTAIN." ""HEY, JENNY." "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, CAPTAIN." ""HEY, JENNY." "THANKS FOR GIVING ME A SHOT." ""HEY, JENNY." "THANKS FOR GIVING ME A SHOT." "AND NO MATTER HOW COOL YOU ARE," "THANKS FOR GIVING ME A SHOT." "AND NO MATTER HOW COOL YOU ARE, BETTER PRACTICE THOSE" "AND NO MATTER HOW COOL YOU ARE, BETTER PRACTICE THOSE FIVE-STAR SONGS IF YOU PLAN" "BETTER PRACTICE THOSE FIVE-STAR SONGS IF YOU PLAN ON TAKING ME ON." "FIVE-STAR SONGS IF YOU PLAN ON TAKING ME ON." "BRIAN."" "[electric guitar music] ♪" "♪ WHAT'SUP,DEANSTERS?" "WHAT'SUP,DEANSTERS?" "IT'S ME AGAIN, GAMES DEAN." "IT'S ME AGAIN, GAMES DEAN." "boing, boing, boing!" "boing, boing, boing!" "OH,YEAH!" "OH,YEAH!" "BIGNEWSTODAY" "BIGNEWSTODAY-- BRIAN D DID TOTALLY CHALLENGE ME AND MY FRIENDS" "BRIAN D DID TOTALLY CHALLENGE ME AND MY FRIENDS TO A MATCH." "CHALLENGE ME AND MY FRIENDS TO A MATCH." "HE CAME IN ALL LIKE," "TO A MATCH." "HE CAME IN ALL LIKE, "HUH, HUH, WHAT?"" "HE CAME IN ALL LIKE, "HUH, HUH, WHAT?" AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "WHAT?"" ""HUH, HUH, WHAT?" AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "WHAT?" SO WE WERE BEATING HIM UP" "AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "WHAT?" SO WE WERE BEATING HIM UP TILL JENNY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE" "SO WE WERE BEATING HIM UP TILL JENNY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE ALL LIKE, "OH, DON'T HURT" "TILL JENNY COMES OUT OF NOWHERE ALL LIKE, "OH, DON'T HURT BRIAN."" "ALL LIKE, "OH, DON'T HURT BRIAN." I'M LIKE, "WHAT?"" "BRIAN." I'M LIKE, "WHAT?" SHE'S LIKE, "DON'T."" "I'M LIKE, "WHAT?" SHE'S LIKE, "DON'T." YEAH, LAW'S JENNY." "SHE'S LIKE, "DON'T." YEAH, LAW'S JENNY." "I WAS, LIKE, COMPLETELY SHOCKED" "YEAH, LAW'S JENNY." "I WAS, LIKE, COMPLETELY SHOCKED THAT IT MADE US LOSE." "I WAS, LIKE, COMPLETELY SHOCKED THAT IT MADE US LOSE." "AND THEN, LIKE, AFTER WE LOSE" "THAT IT MADE US LOSE." "AND THEN, LIKE, AFTER WE LOSE AND WE'RE LEAVING, THOSE TWO" "AND THEN, LIKE, AFTER WE LOSE AND WE'RE LEAVING, THOSE TWO ARE MACKIN' ON EACH OTHER." "AND WE'RE LEAVING, THOSE TWO ARE MACKIN' ON EACH OTHER." "MOVING IN ON ANOTHER GUY'S" "ARE MACKIN' ON EACH OTHER." "MOVING IN ON ANOTHER GUY'S GIRL, BRIAN?" "MOVING IN ON ANOTHER GUY'S GIRL, BRIAN?" "I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU" "GIRL, BRIAN?" "I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU WHEN LAW FINDS OUT, 'CAUSE HE'S" "I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YOU WHEN LAW FINDS OUT, 'CAUSE HE'S GONNA BE LIKE, "WHAT?"" "WHEN LAW FINDS OUT, 'CAUSE HE'S GONNA BE LIKE, "WHAT?" THAT'S THE DAILY DEAN." "GONNA BE LIKE, "WHAT?" THAT'S THE DAILY DEAN." "GONNA BE DOING MORE OF THAT" "THAT'S THE DAILY DEAN." "GONNA BE DOING MORE OF THAT ALL WEEK LONG AND MONTH LONG" "GONNA BE DOING MORE OF THAT ALL WEEK LONG AND MONTH LONG HERE AT VGHS." "ALL WEEK LONG AND MONTH LONG HERE AT VGHS." "JUST STOP IN TUESDAY," "HERE AT VGHS." "JUST STOP IN TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY," "JUST STOP IN TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, 3:30 TO 4:45, AND I'LL BE" "WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, 3:30 TO 4:45, AND I'LL BE GIVING YOU ALL THE GOOD--GOOD-- 3:30 TO 4:45, AND I'LL BE GIVING YOU ALL THE GOOD--GOOD-- GOODNESS YOU JUST GOT HERE" "GOODNESS YOU JUST GOT HERE TODAY." "SEE YA, GUYS." "WELL,IT'SONLYGOT ," "WELL,IT'SONLYGOT , LIKE, 400 VIEWS." "LIKE, 400 VIEWS." "NICEMOVESLASTNIGHT," "NICEMOVESLASTNIGHT, LOVER BOY." "LOVER BOY." "BRIAN,VGHSONLYHAS ," "BRIAN,VGHSONLYHAS , LIKE, 400 STUDENTS." "OH,I SHOULDPROBABLY" "LIKE, 400 STUDENTS." "OH,I SHOULDPROBABLY GO TALK TO JENNY." "OH,I SHOULDPROBABLY GO TALK TO JENNY." "[mockingly]MAN,ISHOULD" "GO TALK TO JENNY." "[mockingly]MAN,ISHOULD PROBABLY GO TALK TO JENNY." "[mockingly]MAN,ISHOULD PROBABLY GO TALK TO JENNY." "TED,YOUOKAYTHERE,BUDDY?" "PROBABLY GO TALK TO JENNY." "TED,YOUOKAYTHERE,BUDDY?" "TED'SPRESENTINGHISNEW" "TED,YOUOKAYTHERE,BUDDY?" "TED'SPRESENTINGHISNEW  FUTURE AS A DRIFT RACER" "TED'SPRESENTINGHISNEW  FUTURE AS A DRIFT RACER TO FREDDIE TODAY, AND I THINK" "FUTURE AS A DRIFT RACER TO FREDDIE TODAY, AND I THINK HE HAS THE BUTTERFLIES." "TO FREDDIE TODAY, AND I THINK HE HAS THE BUTTERFLIES." "IDON'THAVEBUTTERFLIES." "HE HAS THE BUTTERFLIES." "IDON'THAVEBUTTERFLIES." "I GOT DRAGONFLIES!" "IDON'THAVEBUTTERFLIES." "I GOT DRAGONFLIES!" "WE DON'T NEED YOUR PRESENTATION." "I GOT DRAGONFLIES!" "WE DON'T NEED YOUR PRESENTATION." "I'M GONNA TELL HIM RIGHT NOW." "WHOO!" "[bell ringing] OH,THERE'SJENNY." "I PROBABLY GOTTA GO TALK TO HER." "YEAH,I PROBABLYSHOULD PRETEND TO NOT SEE TED" "YEAH,I PROBABLYSHOULD PRETEND TO NOT SEE TED FOR A FEW SECONDS, AND THEN" "PRETEND TO NOT SEE TED FOR A FEW SECONDS, AND THEN WHEEL HIM TO FREDDIE'S ROOM." "FOR A FEW SECONDS, AND THEN WHEEL HIM TO FREDDIE'S ROOM." "YEAH,DON'TLETHIM EAT" "WHEEL HIM TO FREDDIE'S ROOM." "YEAH,DON'TLETHIM EAT  ANYTHING IN THERE, OKAY?" "YEAH,DON'TLETHIM EAT  ANYTHING IN THERE, OKAY?" "RIGHT." "HEY." "HEY." "UM..." "HEY." "UM..." "SO ABOUT TODAY'S DAILY DEAN..." "UM..." "SO ABOUT TODAY'S DAILY DEAN..." "WHATEVER,GAMESDEAN" "SO ABOUT TODAY'S DAILY DEAN..." "WHATEVER,GAMESDEAN IS AN IDIOT." "WHATEVER,GAMESDEAN IS AN IDIOT." "RIGHT?" "YEAH." "IS AN IDIOT." "RIGHT?" "YEAH." "HE IS, TOTALLY." "RIGHT?" "YEAH." "HE IS, TOTALLY." "IHAVESOMETHINGFOR YOU ." "HE IS, TOTALLY." "IHAVESOMETHINGFOR YOU ." "YOUBEATIT ?" "IHAVESOMETHINGFOR YOU ." "YOUBEATIT ?" "OH,YEAH." "YOUBEATIT ?" "OH,YEAH." "ALL YOUR HIGH SCORES TOO." "OH,YEAH." "ALL YOUR HIGH SCORES TOO." "GREAT." "ALL YOUR HIGH SCORES TOO." "GREAT." "OH,DON'TWORRY." "GREAT." "OH,DON'TWORRY." "IT WASN'T THAT HARD." "OH,DON'TWORRY." "IT WASN'T THAT HARD." "OH,SO,BASICALLY,ISUCK ." "IT WASN'T THAT HARD." "OH,SO,BASICALLY,ISUCK ." "YEAH,UM,SPEAKINGOFTHAT ," "OH,SO,BASICALLY,ISUCK ." "YEAH,UM,SPEAKINGOFTHAT , WE CAN'T REALLY" "YEAH,UM,SPEAKINGOFTHAT , WE CAN'T REALLY HANG OUT ANYMORE." "WE CAN'T REALLY HANG OUT ANYMORE." "TOTALLY." "HANG OUT ANYMORE." "TOTALLY." "WHAT?" "TOTALLY." "WHAT?" "ORBEFRIENDS." "WHAT?" "ORBEFRIENDS." "NO, THAT CAME OUT WRONG." "ORBEFRIENDS." "NO, THAT CAME OUT WRONG." "BRIAN, I THINK THAT YOU'RE COOL," "NO, THAT CAME OUT WRONG." "BRIAN, I THINK THAT YOU'RE COOL, BUT THE LAW IS VARSITY CAPTAIN." "BRIAN, I THINK THAT YOU'RE COOL, BUT THE LAW IS VARSITY CAPTAIN." "AND MY PARENTS EXPECT ME TO MAKE" "BUT THE LAW IS VARSITY CAPTAIN." "AND MY PARENTS EXPECT ME TO MAKE THE TEAM, SO I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE" "AND MY PARENTS EXPECT ME TO MAKE THE TEAM, SO I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME." "THE TEAM, SO I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME." "SO,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT ." "TALKING ABOUT YOU AND ME." "SO,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT ." "SO--SO YOU'RE TELLING THAT" "SO,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT ." "SO--SO YOU'RE TELLING THAT THE LAW WOULDN'T PUT YOU" "SO--SO YOU'RE TELLING THAT THE LAW WOULDN'T PUT YOU ON HIS TEAM JUST BECAUSE" "THE LAW WOULDN'T PUT YOU ON HIS TEAM JUST BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU AND I" "ON HIS TEAM JUST BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU AND I-- JUST ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION." "HE THINKS YOU AND I-- JUST ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION." "WOW." "JUST ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION." "WOW." "SOAREWE COOL,THEN?" "WOW." "SOAREWE COOL,THEN?" "COOL?" "SOAREWE COOL,THEN?" "COOL?" "NO, WE'RE NOT COOL." "COOL?" "NO, WE'RE NOT COOL." "WE'RE, LIKE, THE OPPOSITE OF" "NO, WE'RE NOT COOL." "WE'RE, LIKE, THE OPPOSITE OF COOL." "WE'RE, LIKE, THE OPPOSITE OF COOL." "I MEAN..." "COOL." "I MEAN..." "JENNY, WHEN YOU AND I PLAYED" "I MEAN..." "JENNY, WHEN YOU AND I PLAYED TOGETHER LAST NIGHT, IT WAS" "JENNY, WHEN YOU AND I PLAYED TOGETHER LAST NIGHT, IT WAS-- AWESOME,I KNOW." "TOGETHER LAST NIGHT, IT WAS-- AWESOME,I KNOW." "[bell ringing]" "AWESOME,I KNOW." "[bell ringing] I'M SORRY." "I HAVE TO GO." ""ANDTHATIS WHYIAM GOING TO SIGN UP FOR DRIFT RACING THIS YEAR."" "TO SIGN UP FOR DRIFT RACING THIS YEAR." I LOVE YOU, DAD." "THIS YEAR." I LOVE YOU, DAD." "MR.WONG," "I LOVE YOU, DAD." "MR.WONG, WE ALL KNOW TED WILL NEVER" "MR.WONG, WE ALL KNOW TED WILL NEVER BE A GREAT RHYTHM GAMER." "WE ALL KNOW TED WILL NEVER BE A GREAT RHYTHM GAMER." "HE JUST NEEDS TO HEAR YOU" "BE A GREAT RHYTHM GAMER." "HE JUST NEEDS TO HEAR YOU SAY IT." "HE JUST NEEDS TO HEAR YOU SAY IT." "YOU'LLNEVERBE AGREAT" "SAY IT." "YOU'LLNEVERBE AGREAT RHYTHM GAMER." "YOU'LLNEVERBE AGREAT RHYTHM GAMER." "IKNEWIT ." "RHYTHM GAMER." "IKNEWIT ." "ANDTHATCONCLUDES" "IKNEWIT ." "ANDTHATCONCLUDES OUR MEETING." "ANDTHATCONCLUDES OUR MEETING." "YOUKNOWHOWMANYLOSERS" "OUR MEETING." "YOUKNOWHOWMANYLOSERS TOLD ME THAT" "YOUKNOWHOWMANYLOSERS TOLD ME THAT ON MY WAY TO THE TOP?" "TOLD ME THAT ON MY WAY TO THE TOP?" "PRO SHREDDERS AREN'T BORN, TED." "ON MY WAY TO THE TOP?" "PRO SHREDDERS AREN'T BORN, TED." "THEY'RE FORGED THROUGH THE FIRE" "PRO SHREDDERS AREN'T BORN, TED." "THEY'RE FORGED THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES." "THEY'RE FORGED THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES." "REALLY?" "AND THE FLAMES." "REALLY?" "OFCOURSE." "REALLY?" "OFCOURSE." "YOU SEE, YOU'RE A WONG." "OFCOURSE." "YOU SEE, YOU'RE A WONG." "YOU'RE BORN TO BE" "YOU SEE, YOU'RE A WONG." "YOU'RE BORN TO BE A PRO SHREDDER." "YOU'RE BORN TO BE A PRO SHREDDER." "THE REASON I BUST YOUR CHOPS" "A PRO SHREDDER." "THE REASON I BUST YOUR CHOPS IS 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU GOT" "THE REASON I BUST YOUR CHOPS IS 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES." "IS 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES." "ICALLEDIT ." "WHAT IT TAKES." "ICALLEDIT ." "I KNEW YOU REALLY CARED." "ICALLEDIT ." "I KNEW YOU REALLY CARED." "STOPWHAMMERING" "I KNEW YOU REALLY CARED." "STOPWHAMMERING AND START HAMMERING..." "STOPWHAMMERING AND START HAMMERING..." "ON, THAT IS, PRACTICE-WISE." "AND START HAMMERING..." "ON, THAT IS, PRACTICE-WISE." "HEY, I'LL SEE YOU IN SIGN-UPS." "ON, THAT IS, PRACTICE-WISE." "HEY, I'LL SEE YOU IN SIGN-UPS." "IWON'TLETYOU DOWN" "HEY, I'LL SEE YOU IN SIGN-UPS." "IWON'TLETYOU DOWN THIS YEAR." "IWON'TLETYOU DOWN THIS YEAR." "THANKS, KIWI." "THIS YEAR." "THANKS, KIWI." "THAT PRESENTATION WAS TOPS." "SOYOU'RETED'SFIRST GROUPIE." "KISWAN..." "GROUPIE." "KISWAN..." "1,360 POINTS, FIGHTER." "KISWAN..." "1,360 POINTS, FIGHTER." "I DON'T LIKE YOU." "1,360 POINTS, FIGHTER." "I DON'T LIKE YOU." "WORDTOTHEWISE,KIWI" "I DON'T LIKE YOU." "WORDTOTHEWISE,KIWI-- YOU'VE BEEN HIS LADY FOR WHAT," "WORDTOTHEWISE,KIWI-- YOU'VE BEEN HIS LADY FOR WHAT, A WEEK?" "YOU'VE BEEN HIS LADY FOR WHAT, A WEEK?" "I'VE BEEN HIS FATHER" "A WEEK?" "I'VE BEEN HIS FATHER TWICE A MONTH ON WEEKENDS" "I'VE BEEN HIS FATHER TWICE A MONTH ON WEEKENDS FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE." "TWICE A MONTH ON WEEKENDS FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE." "TED STAYS WHERE HE BELONGS!" "FOR HIS ENTIRE LIFE." "TED STAYS WHERE HE BELONGS!" "YOU HEAR ME?" "TED STAYS WHERE HE BELONGS!" "YOU HEAR ME?" "IN MY SHADOW!" "YOU HEAR ME?" "IN MY SHADOW!" "ATTENTION,MAGGOTS" "IN MY SHADOW!" "ATTENTION,MAGGOTS-- ONE HOUR LEFT TO SIGN UP" "ATTENTION,MAGGOTS-- ONE HOUR LEFT TO SIGN UP FOR CLAN TRYOUTS." "ONE HOUR LEFT TO SIGN UP FOR CLAN TRYOUTS." "CHOOSE YOUR TEAM CAREFULLY," "FOR CLAN TRYOUTS." "CHOOSE YOUR TEAM CAREFULLY, BECAUSE ONCE YOU SWIPE" "CHOOSE YOUR TEAM CAREFULLY, BECAUSE ONCE YOU SWIPE THAT CARD, YOUR FATE IS SEALED." "BECAUSE ONCE YOU SWIPE THAT CARD, YOUR FATE IS SEALED." "SEMPERFRAG." "THAT CARD, YOUR FATE IS SEALED." "SEMPERFRAG." "BRIAN, HEY." "SEMPERFRAG." "BRIAN, HEY." "ARE YOU, UH, HERE TO TOP OFF" "BRIAN, HEY." "ARE YOU, UH, HERE TO TOP OFF MY LIMEADE OR...?" "ARE YOU, UH, HERE TO TOP OFF MY LIMEADE OR...?" "OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY." "MY LIMEADE OR...?" "OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY." "THAT'S WHY I HAVE HER." "OH, WAIT, I'M SORRY." "THAT'S WHY I HAVE HER." "THANKS, BABE." "THAT'S WHY I HAVE HER." "THANKS, BABE." "I'MJUSTHERETOSIGN UP." "THANKS, BABE." "I'MJUSTHERETOSIGN UP." "THATISPRECIOUS." "I'MJUSTHERETOSIGN UP." "THATISPRECIOUS." "HERE'S THE DEAL, BRIAN." "THATISPRECIOUS." "HERE'S THE DEAL, BRIAN." "I DID YOU A FAVOR" "HERE'S THE DEAL, BRIAN." "I DID YOU A FAVOR BY SPARING YOUR LIFE," "I DID YOU A FAVOR BY SPARING YOUR LIFE, REMEMBER?" "BY SPARING YOUR LIFE, REMEMBER?" "SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO" "REMEMBER?" "SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO ME A FAVOR BY NOT SIGNING UP." "SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DO ME A FAVOR BY NOT SIGNING UP." "SORRY,LAW." "ME A FAVOR BY NOT SIGNING UP." "SORRY,LAW." "THE FAVOR TRAIN'S LEFT THE" "SORRY,LAW." "THE FAVOR TRAIN'S LEFT THE STATION." "THE FAVOR TRAIN'S LEFT THE STATION." "LASTCHANCE,TATERTOT ." "STATION." "LASTCHANCE,TATERTOT ." "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT" "LASTCHANCE,TATERTOT ." "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?" "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?" "WHATWOULDYOUDO, LAW ?" "TO DO THIS?" "WHATWOULDYOUDO, LAW ?" "HMM?" "WHATWOULDYOUDO, LAW ?" "HMM?" "I THINK YOU WOULD SIGN UP." "HMM?" "I THINK YOU WOULD SIGN UP." "BUTYOU'RENOTTHE LAW ," "I THINK YOU WOULD SIGN UP." "BUTYOU'RENOTTHE LAW , ARE YOU?" "BUTYOU'RENOTTHE LAW , ARE YOU?" "BELIEVE ME, BRIAN, I GET IT." "ARE YOU?" "BELIEVE ME, BRIAN, I GET IT." "YOU WANNA BE THIS." "BELIEVE ME, BRIAN, I GET IT." "YOU WANNA BE THIS." "LISTENSTOLAW'SLESSON," "YOU WANNA BE THIS." "LISTENSTOLAW'SLESSON, LOSER." "LISTENSTOLAW'SLESSON, LOSER." "EVERYBODYHATESYOU," "LOSER." "EVERYBODYHATESYOU, ALLITERATOR." "EVERYBODYHATESYOU, ALLITERATOR." "IMEAN,WHOWOULDN'T?" "ALLITERATOR." "IMEAN,WHOWOULDN'T?" "I'VE GOT IT ALL." "IMEAN,WHOWOULDN'T?" "I'VE GOT IT ALL." "I'VE GOT THE LOOKS." "I'VE GOT IT ALL." "I'VE GOT THE LOOKS." "[clicks tongue]" "I'VE GOT THE LOOKS." "[clicks tongue] [sighs] [clicks tongue] [sighs] I'VEGOTTHEBRAINS." "[sighs] I'VEGOTTHEBRAINS." "UH, CHECKMATE, BY THE WAY." "I'VEGOTTHEBRAINS." "UH, CHECKMATE, BY THE WAY." "I'VE GOT THE WHOLE SCHOOL" "UH, CHECKMATE, BY THE WAY." "I'VE GOT THE WHOLE SCHOOL IN THE PALM OF MY HAND." "I'VE GOT THE WHOLE SCHOOL IN THE PALM OF MY HAND." "BUT WAIT." "IN THE PALM OF MY HAND." "BUT WAIT." "THERE'S MORE." "BUT WAIT." "THERE'S MORE." "I'VE GOT THE GIRL" "THERE'S MORE." "I'VE GOT THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS ESSIN' MY "D"..." "I'VE GOT THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS ESSIN' MY "D"..." "STYLIN' MY DEW." "OF YOUR DREAMS ESSIN' MY "D"..." "STYLIN' MY DEW." "SO..." "STYLIN' MY DEW." "SO..." "YOU WANNA BE THIS, BRIAN D?" "SO..." "YOU WANNA BE THIS, BRIAN D?" "YOU WANNA BE THE LAW?" "YOU WANNA BE THIS, BRIAN D?" "YOU WANNA BE THE LAW?" "YOU GOT TO GET THROUGH" "YOU WANNA BE THE LAW?" "YOU GOT TO GET THROUGH THE LAW FIRST." "YOU GOT TO GET THROUGH THE LAW FIRST." "HEY,KI." "THE LAW FIRST." "HEY,KI." "SORRY I DITCHED YOU BACK THERE." "HEY,KI." "SORRY I DITCHED YOU BACK THERE." "DID YOU AND MY DAD GET A CHANCE" "SORRY I DITCHED YOU BACK THERE." "DID YOU AND MY DAD GET A CHANCE TO TALK?" "DID YOU AND MY DAD GET A CHANCE TO TALK?" "YES,WEDID." "TO TALK?" "YES,WEDID." "AND HE'S YOUR FATHER." "YES,WEDID." "AND HE'S YOUR FATHER." "AND HAVE TO GET TO FIGHTING" "AND HE'S YOUR FATHER." "AND HAVE TO GET TO FIGHTING SIGN-UPS, TED." "AND HAVE TO GET TO FIGHTING SIGN-UPS, TED." "WHY?" "I THOUGHTYOUWANT" "SIGN-UPS, TED." "WHY?" "I THOUGHTYOUWANT TO MAKE GAMES." "WHY?" "I THOUGHTYOUWANT TO MAKE GAMES." "WELL,RIGHT." "TO MAKE GAMES." "WELL,RIGHT." "WHAT BETTER RESEARCH" "WELL,RIGHT." "WHAT BETTER RESEARCH THAN TO PLAY WITH THE BEST." "WHAT BETTER RESEARCH THAN TO PLAY WITH THE BEST." "OKAY, BYE." "THAN TO PLAY WITH THE BEST." "OKAY, BYE." "HEY,KI,WAITUP." "OKAY, BYE." "HEY,KI,WAITUP." "YO,LITTLEWONG." "HEY,KI,WAITUP." "YO,LITTLEWONG." "MAKING A GRAPH OF HOW BAD" "YO,LITTLEWONG." "MAKING A GRAPH OF HOW BAD YOU SUCK?" "MAKING A GRAPH OF HOW BAD YOU SUCK?" "IMADETHATGRAPH." "YOU SUCK?" "IMADETHATGRAPH." "LEAVE HIM ALONE." "IMADETHATGRAPH." "LEAVE HIM ALONE." "IT'SCOOL,KI ." "LEAVE HIM ALONE." "IT'SCOOL,KI ." "I GOT THIS." "IT'SCOOL,KI ." "I GOT THIS." "HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOING?" "I GOT THIS." "HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOING?" "I'M PUMPED FOR RHYTHM GAMING" "HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOING?" "I'M PUMPED FOR RHYTHM GAMING THIS YEAR." "I'M PUMPED FOR RHYTHM GAMING THIS YEAR." "CAN'T WAIT TO JOIN YOU" "THIS YEAR." "CAN'T WAIT TO JOIN YOU ON THE TEAM, FINALLY." "CAN'T WAIT TO JOIN YOU ON THE TEAM, FINALLY." "YOUMEANYOU'REACTUALLY" "ON THE TEAM, FINALLY." "YOUMEANYOU'REACTUALLY GONNA SIGN UP AGAIN?" "YOUMEANYOU'REACTUALLY GONNA SIGN UP AGAIN?" "HELP ME SUFFER--WHY?" "GONNA SIGN UP AGAIN?" "HELP ME SUFFER--WHY?" "[chuckles]BECAUSE,UH ..." "HELP ME SUFFER--WHY?" "[chuckles]BECAUSE,UH ..." "I... [chuckles]BECAUSE,UH ..." "I..." "OH,MYGOD." "I..." "OH,MYGOD." "THE LAW IS DRILLING BRIAN D." "OH,MYGOD." "THE LAW IS DRILLING BRIAN D. IGOTTO GO HELPMYFRIEND." "THE LAW IS DRILLING BRIAN D. IGOTTO GO HELPMYFRIEND." "BYE, GUYS." "IGOTTO GO HELPMYFRIEND." "BYE, GUYS." "KI, GET MY STUFF." "BYE, GUYS." "KI, GET MY STUFF." "THATGUYSHOULDLITERALLY" "KI, GET MY STUFF." "THATGUYSHOULDLITERALLY BE DOING ANYTHING" "THATGUYSHOULDLITERALLY BE DOING ANYTHING BUT RHYTHM GAMING." "BE DOING ANYTHING BUT RHYTHM GAMING." "[both laughing]" "WHYAREYOUDOINGTHIS ?" "YOU ALREADY PROVED YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME." "YOU ALREADY PROVED YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME." "[laughing]BRIAN..." "YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME." "[laughing]BRIAN..." "DUDE... [laughing]BRIAN..." "DUDE..." "IT'S BECAUSE I CAN." "DUDE..." "IT'S BECAUSE I CAN." "BECAUSE, WELL, IS FUN." "IT'S BECAUSE I CAN." "BECAUSE, WELL, IS FUN." "AND BECAUSE YOU" "BECAUSE, WELL, IS FUN." "AND BECAUSE YOU MADE IT PERSONAL." "AND BECAUSE YOU MADE IT PERSONAL." "THE SPOTLIGHT WASN'T ENOUGH." "MADE IT PERSONAL." "THE SPOTLIGHT WASN'T ENOUGH." "SO YOU HAD TO MOVE IN" "THE SPOTLIGHT WASN'T ENOUGH." "SO YOU HAD TO MOVE IN ON MY GIRL." "SO YOU HAD TO MOVE IN ON MY GIRL." "DUDE,WE'REJUST" "ON MY GIRL." "DUDE,WE'REJUST-- WE'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS!" "DUDE,WE'REJUST-- WE'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS!" "WHATEVER." "WE'RE NOT EVEN FRIENDS!" "WHATEVER." "I'M SO ONTO YOU." "WHATEVER." "I'M SO ONTO YOU." "COZY UP TO JENNY SO YOU TWO" "I'M SO ONTO YOU." "COZY UP TO JENNY SO YOU TWO CAN LITTLE PLAY ON J.V.?" "COZY UP TO JENNY SO YOU TWO CAN LITTLE PLAY ON J.V.?" "DIDN'TYOUHEAR?" "CAN LITTLE PLAY ON J.V.?" "DIDN'TYOUHEAR?" "SHE'S GETTING ON VARSITY." "DIDN'TYOUHEAR?" "SHE'S GETTING ON VARSITY." "YEAH, HER BOYFRIEND RUNS" "SHE'S GETTING ON VARSITY." "YEAH, HER BOYFRIEND RUNS THE TEAM." "YEAH, HER BOYFRIEND RUNS THE TEAM." "OH,I LOVEGOSSIP." "THE TEAM." "OH,I LOVEGOSSIP." "LET'S DISH." "OH,I LOVEGOSSIP." "LET'S DISH." "DIDN'T YOU ALSO HEAR" "LET'S DISH." "DIDN'T YOU ALSO HEAR-- WHAT WAS IT?" "DIDN'T YOU ALSO HEAR-- WHAT WAS IT?" "OH, YEAH, HER BOYFRIEND DOESN'T" "WHAT WAS IT?" "OH, YEAH, HER BOYFRIEND DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT." "OH, YEAH, HER BOYFRIEND DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT." "JENNY STAYS ON J.V." "GIVE A SHIT." "JENNY STAYS ON J.V. THIS IS MY YEAR." "JENNY STAYS ON J.V. THIS IS MY YEAR." "AND NO ONE ELSE'S." "THIS IS MY YEAR." "AND NO ONE ELSE'S." "SO I SUGGEST YOU SKEDADDLE." "AND NO ONE ELSE'S." "SO I SUGGEST YOU SKEDADDLE." "BRIAN,MAN,AREYOU OKAY?" "SO I SUGGEST YOU SKEDADDLE." "BRIAN,MAN,AREYOU OKAY?" "GOPRACTICEYOURDANCEMOVES," "BRIAN,MAN,AREYOU OKAY?" "GOPRACTICEYOURDANCEMOVES, BRIAN." "GOPRACTICEYOURDANCEMOVES, BRIAN." "SIGN-UPS ARE CLOSED." "BRIAN." "SIGN-UPS ARE CLOSED." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "SIGN-UPS ARE CLOSED." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "AAH!" "SHE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU, LAW!" "OH,MYGOD." "COMEON,COMEON." "OH,MYGOD." "COMEON,COMEON." "GET OFF." "COMEON,COMEON." "GET OFF." "SOMEBODYESSMY "D."" "GET OFF." "SOMEBODYESSMY "D." STAYAWAYFROMHIM ." "SOMEBODYESSMY "D." STAYAWAYFROMHIM ." "BACK OFF." "OKAY, OKAY." "I GOT YOUR BACK." "AAH!" "AAH!" "WHATAREYOUWAITINGFOR?" "LET'S GO!" "WHATAREYOUWAITINGFOR?" "LET'S GO!" "TOWAR!" "all:" "OH!" "OH!" "AREYOUWOUNDED,THEODORE?" "OH!" "AREYOUWOUNDED,THEODORE?" "THISDOESN'TCHANGEANYTHING." "NO!" "[cheers and applause] all:" "BRIAN,BRIAN,BRIAN." "BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN." "BRIAN, BRIAN." "BRIAN, BRIAN, BRIAN." "BRIAN, BRIAN." "[cheers and applause]" "BRIAN, BRIAN." "[cheers and applause] BRIAND !" "[cheers and applause] BRIAND !" "YES,CALHOUN?" "BRIAND !" "YES,CALHOUN?" "I'M EXPELLED?" "YES,CALHOUN?" "I'M EXPELLED?" "IGAVEYOUACHANCE" "I'M EXPELLED?" "IGAVEYOUACHANCE TO LEAVE QUIETLY," "IGAVEYOUACHANCE TO LEAVE QUIETLY, AND THIS IS HOW YOU USE IT" "TO LEAVE QUIETLY, AND THIS IS HOW YOU USE IT-- ASSAULTING A STUDENT," "AND THIS IS HOW YOU USE IT-- ASSAULTING A STUDENT, INCITING A BRAWL," "ASSAULTING A STUDENT, INCITING A BRAWL, STEALING A HAT?" "INCITING A BRAWL, STEALING A HAT?" "AND WORST OF ALL, BRIAN," "STEALING A HAT?" "AND WORST OF ALL, BRIAN, WORST OF ALL," "AND WORST OF ALL, BRIAN, WORST OF ALL, YOU FORGOT THAT IT'S ALL" "WORST OF ALL, YOU FORGOT THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "YOU FORGOT THAT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "SIR,PLEASE." "ABOUT THE GAME." "SIR,PLEASE." "YOU CAN'T DO THIS." "SIR,PLEASE." "YOU CAN'T DO THIS." "YES,I CAN." "YOU CAN'T DO THIS." "YES,I CAN." "IT'S DONE." "YES,I CAN." "IT'S DONE." "YOU'RE FACING A 300-POINT" "IT'S DONE." "YOU'RE FACING A 300-POINT DEDUCTION" "YOU'RE FACING A 300-POINT DEDUCTION-- 300 POINTS YOU DO NOT HAVE." "DEDUCTION-- 300 POINTS YOU DO NOT HAVE." "YOU'VEGOTTABE JOKING." "300 POINTS YOU DO NOT HAVE." "YOU'VEGOTTABE JOKING." "YOUHEARANYROFLCOPTERS," "YOU'VEGOTTABE JOKING." "YOUHEARANYROFLCOPTERS, SON?" "YOUHEARANYROFLCOPTERS, SON?" "PACK YOUR THINGS" "SON?" "PACK YOUR THINGS AND GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL." "SLIDESWIPE!" "YEAH!" "YOULOOKMORELIKEAROCK" "YEAH!" "YOULOOKMORELIKEAROCK STAR EVERY DAY, KIDDO." "YOULOOKMORELIKEAROCK STAR EVERY DAY, KIDDO." "WHAT?" "STAR EVERY DAY, KIDDO." "WHAT?" "ISTHISAJOKE?" "WHAT?" "ISTHISAJOKE?" "WAIT." "ISTHISAJOKE?" "WAIT." "AMI A JOKETO YOU?" "WAIT." "AMI A JOKETO YOU?" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "AMI A JOKETO YOU?" "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE." "TED,YOUWANTTOBAIL" "THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE." "TED,YOUWANTTOBAIL  ON THE WONG DYNASTY," "TED,YOUWANTTOBAIL  ON THE WONG DYNASTY, THAT'S FINE, BUT GETTING" "ON THE WONG DYNASTY, THAT'S FINE, BUT GETTING SOME GROUPIE TO TAKE YOUR" "THAT'S FINE, BUT GETTING SOME GROUPIE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE--THAT'S PATHETIC." "SOME GROUPIE TO TAKE YOUR PLACE--THAT'S PATHETIC." "DAD." "PLACE--THAT'S PATHETIC." "DAD." "DADYOURFACE!" "DAD." "DADYOURFACE!" "NOW GET OUT OF MINE," "DADYOURFACE!" "NOW GET OUT OF MINE, FOREVER!" "WELCOMETOTHETEAM, THEODORE." "YOUSWITCHEDTHECARDS." "THEODORE." "YOUSWITCHEDTHECARDS." "UH,REASONONE," "YOUSWITCHEDTHECARDS." "UH,REASONONE, AS I EXPLAINED" "UH,REASONONE, AS I EXPLAINED IN MY PREVIOUS PRESENTATION" "AS I EXPLAINED IN MY PREVIOUS PRESENTATION-- IDON'TCAREABOUT" "IN MY PREVIOUS PRESENTATION-- IDON'TCAREABOUT YOUR STUPID GRAPHS, KI." "IDON'TCAREABOUT YOUR STUPID GRAPHS, KI." "MY DAD HATES ME BECAUSE OF YOU." "YOUR STUPID GRAPHS, KI." "MY DAD HATES ME BECAUSE OF YOU." "THATBRINGSME TO REASONTWO ." "MY DAD HATES ME BECAUSE OF YOU." "THATBRINGSME TO REASONTWO ." "TED, YOUR DAD HATES YOU." "THATBRINGSME TO REASONTWO ." "TED, YOUR DAD HATES YOU." "AND NOT BECAUSE OF ME--I MEAN," "TED, YOUR DAD HATES YOU." "AND NOT BECAUSE OF ME--I MEAN, FROM BEFORE." "AND NOT BECAUSE OF ME--I MEAN, FROM BEFORE." "WE'RETHROUGH,KI ." "FROM BEFORE." "WE'RETHROUGH,KI ." "UM..." "WE'RETHROUGH,KI ." "UM..." "OKAY." "UM..." "OKAY." "I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET," "OKAY." "I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, UM, IF WE JUST THINK ABOUT THIS" "I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET, UM, IF WE JUST THINK ABOUT THIS OBJECTIVELY" "UM, IF WE JUST THINK ABOUT THIS OBJECTIVELY-- "OBJECTIVELY"?" "OBJECTIVELY-- "OBJECTIVELY"?" "YOU RUINED MY LIFE." ""OBJECTIVELY"?" "YOU RUINED MY LIFE." "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." "YOU RUINED MY LIFE." "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." "BUTI WASJUSTLOOKINGOUT" "I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN." "BUTI WASJUSTLOOKINGOUT FOR YOU." "BUTI WASJUSTLOOKINGOUT FOR YOU." "YOUWANTTO LOOKOUT FOR ME?" "FOR YOU." "YOUWANTTO LOOKOUT FOR ME?" "LOOK FROM OVER THERE." "YOUWANTTO LOOKOUT FOR ME?" "LOOK FROM OVER THERE." "GET OUT OF MY FACE," "LOOK FROM OVER THERE." "GET OUT OF MY FACE, FOREVER." "UM..." "DID YOU REALLY WANT ME TO-- JUSTGO." "HI." "LOOK,JENNY,I'MSORRY." "SORRYFORPUNCHINGLAW" "LOOK,JENNY,I'MSORRY." "SORRYFORPUNCHINGLAW  IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL" "SORRYFORPUNCHINGLAW  IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL OR FOR RUINING MY CHANCES" "IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL OR FOR RUINING MY CHANCES OF MAKING VARSITY THIS YEAR?" "OR FOR RUINING MY CHANCES OF MAKING VARSITY THIS YEAR?" "YES,TOBOTHOFTHOSETHINGS." "OF MAKING VARSITY THIS YEAR?" "YES,TOBOTHOFTHOSETHINGS." "AND BEFORE YOU HIT ME AGAIN," "YES,TOBOTHOFTHOSETHINGS." "AND BEFORE YOU HIT ME AGAIN, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT" "AND BEFORE YOU HIT ME AGAIN, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO GET OUT MY CHEST." "THERE'S SOMETHING I GOT TO GET OUT MY CHEST." "WHAT--THATYOULIKEME," "TO GET OUT MY CHEST." "WHAT--THATYOULIKEME,  THAT YOU WERE JUST" "WHAT--THATYOULIKEME,  THAT YOU WERE JUST STICKING UP FOR ME" "THAT YOU WERE JUST STICKING UP FOR ME AGAINST MY BIG, MEAN BOYFRIEND?" "STICKING UP FOR ME AGAINST MY BIG, MEAN BOYFRIEND?" "LOOK, I GET THAT YOU'RE UPSET" "AGAINST MY BIG, MEAN BOYFRIEND?" "LOOK, I GET THAT YOU'RE UPSET WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS," "LOOK, I GET THAT YOU'RE UPSET WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE" "WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS, BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS IT TOUGH AROUND HERE," "BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS IT TOUGH AROUND HERE, OKAY?" "WHO HAS IT TOUGH AROUND HERE, OKAY?" "IF YOU CAN'T SUCK IT UP," "OKAY?" "IF YOU CAN'T SUCK IT UP, THEN LEAVE." "IF YOU CAN'T SUCK IT UP, THEN LEAVE." "[door opens, closes]" "HEY." "YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I JUST GOT EXPELLED." "YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW I JUST GOT EXPELLED." "SO I AM LEAVING." "I JUST GOT EXPELLED." "SO I AM LEAVING." "OH, AND YOUR BIG, MEAN" "SO I AM LEAVING." "OH, AND YOUR BIG, MEAN BOYFRIEND--HE TOLD ME HE'S NOT" "OH, AND YOUR BIG, MEAN BOYFRIEND--HE TOLD ME HE'S NOT GONNA PUT YOU ON THE TEAM," "BOYFRIEND--HE TOLD ME HE'S NOT GONNA PUT YOU ON THE TEAM, ANYWAY." "GONNA PUT YOU ON THE TEAM, ANYWAY." "SO AT LEAST YOU GOT" "ANYWAY." "SO AT LEAST YOU GOT A SHOW OUT OF IT." "SO AT LEAST YOU GOT A SHOW OUT OF IT." "YOU'REANASSHOLE." "femalenarrator:" "PREVIOUSLY ON VGHS..." "JENNY?" "MAKEVARSITY?" "ON VGHS..." "JENNY?" "MAKEVARSITY?" "HA!" "NOT ON MY WATCH." "JENNY?" "MAKEVARSITY?" "HA!" "NOT ON MY WATCH." "AAH!" "HA!" "NOT ON MY WATCH." "AAH!" "YOUSIGNEDME UP" "AAH!" "YOUSIGNEDME UP  FOR DRIFT RACING." "YOUSIGNEDME UP  FOR DRIFT RACING." "TED,I 'MSORRY." "FOR DRIFT RACING." "TED,I 'MSORRY." "I'MSPLITSVILLE,BABY." "TED,I 'MSORRY." "I'MSPLITSVILLE,BABY." "WE'RE THROUGH." "I'MSPLITSVILLE,BABY." "WE'RE THROUGH." "AHH." "WE'RE THROUGH." "AHH." "YOU'REEXPELLED." "AHH." "YOU'REEXPELLED." "PACK UP YOUR DREAMS AND GO." "YOU'REEXPELLED." "PACK UP YOUR DREAMS AND GO." "SORRY,KI." "PACK UP YOUR DREAMS AND GO." "SORRY,KI." "TED STAYS WHERE HE BELONGS," "SORRY,KI." "TED STAYS WHERE HE BELONGS, IN MY SHADOW." "TED STAYS WHERE HE BELONGS, IN MY SHADOW." "WHYDIDYOUDOIT,BRIAN ?" "IN MY SHADOW." "WHYDIDYOUDOIT,BRIAN ?" "WHY DID YOU THROW IT ALL AWAY?" "WHYDIDYOUDOIT,BRIAN ?" "WHY DID YOU THROW IT ALL AWAY?" "BECAUSEYOU'RETOOGOOD" "WHY DID YOU THROW IT ALL AWAY?" "BECAUSEYOU'RETOOGOOD FOR HIM, JENNY, AND BECAUSE I'M" "BECAUSEYOU'RETOOGOOD FOR HIM, JENNY, AND BECAUSE I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU." "THANKS,MR.D." "ANOTHERBUSYNIGHT,MR. D?" "IT'SALWAYSABUSYNIGHT AT BRIAN'S." "IT'SALWAYSABUSYNIGHT AT BRIAN'S." "KNOCK YOURSELF OUT." "AT BRIAN'S." "KNOCK YOURSELF OUT." "IS--IS--ISTHAT" "KNOCK YOURSELF OUT." "IS--IS--ISTHAT-- IS THAT BRIAN D?" "IS--IS--ISTHAT-- IS THAT BRIAN D?" "SEE IF HE'LL PLAY" "IS THAT BRIAN D?" "SEE IF HE'LL PLAY A GAME WITH US." "SEE IF HE'LL PLAY A GAME WITH US." "SORRY,BRIANNEVER" "A GAME WITH US." "SORRY,BRIANNEVER GAMES WITH THE CUSTOMERS." "HEY." "HEY." "HEY, COME ON." "SCRAM, SCRO." "HEY, COME ON." "SCRAM, SCRO." "GRRR." "SCRAM, SCRO." "GRRR." "GOBACKTO VGHS," "GRRR." "GOBACKTO VGHS, JUMPIN' JACKS." "GOBACKTO VGHS, JUMPIN' JACKS." "WHATEVER,QUITTER." "JUMPIN' JACKS." "WHATEVER,QUITTER." "YEAH, I'LL GO." "[clapping] ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY." "ALWAYS LOOKING OUT FOR THE LITTLE GUY." "TED?" "FOR THE LITTLE GUY." "TED?" "OH, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN" "TED?" "OH, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN-- 20, 24 HOURS?" "OH, HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN-- 20, 24 HOURS?" "YOUHAVEN'TAGEDADAY." "20, 24 HOURS?" "YOUHAVEN'TAGEDADAY." "COMEON,LET'SGOGET" "YOUHAVEN'TAGEDADAY." "COMEON,LET'SGOGET A SLICE." "COMEON,LET'SGOGET A SLICE." "ALLRIGHT." "A SLICE." "ALLRIGHT." "AND THEN CALHOUN TOLD ME" "ALLRIGHT." "AND THEN CALHOUN TOLD ME I CAN'T SWITCH TO RHYTHM GAMING," "AND THEN CALHOUN TOLD ME I CAN'T SWITCH TO RHYTHM GAMING, BECAUSE ONCE YOU'VE SIGNED UP," "I CAN'T SWITCH TO RHYTHM GAMING, BECAUSE ONCE YOU'VE SIGNED UP, YOU'RE LOCKED IN THE SYSTEM." "BECAUSE ONCE YOU'VE SIGNED UP, YOU'RE LOCKED IN THE SYSTEM." "THAT GUY'S A BUTT." "YOU'RE LOCKED IN THE SYSTEM." "THAT GUY'S A BUTT." "SAMEOLDSTORY" "THAT GUY'S A BUTT." "SAMEOLDSTORY-- CALHOUN ALWAYS WINS." "SAMEOLDSTORY-- CALHOUN ALWAYS WINS." "BUTIT'SASTORY" "CALHOUN ALWAYS WINS." "BUTIT'SASTORY WITH A TWIST ENDING." "BUTIT'SASTORY WITH A TWIST ENDING." "YOU SIGNED UP." "WITH A TWIST ENDING." "YOU SIGNED UP." "YOU'RE STILL ON THE SYSTEM." "YOU SIGNED UP." "YOU'RE STILL ON THE SYSTEM." "YOU CAN TOTALLY TRY OUT" "YOU'RE STILL ON THE SYSTEM." "YOU CAN TOTALLY TRY OUT TOMORROW." "YOU CAN TOTALLY TRY OUT TOMORROW." "WELL,I DON'TTHINKITWORKS" "TOMORROW." "WELL,I DON'TTHINKITWORKS THAT WAY WHEN YOU'RE EXPELLED," "WELL,I DON'TTHINKITWORKS THAT WAY WHEN YOU'RE EXPELLED, TED." "THAT WAY WHEN YOU'RE EXPELLED, TED." "AND EVEN IF IT DID," "TED." "AND EVEN IF IT DID, TOMORROW IS NO GOOD FOR ME." "AND EVEN IF IT DID, TOMORROW IS NO GOOD FOR ME." "WE GOT THIS HUGE BIRTHDAY PARTY" "TOMORROW IS NO GOOD FOR ME." "WE GOT THIS HUGE BIRTHDAY PARTY COMING IN." "WE GOT THIS HUGE BIRTHDAY PARTY COMING IN." "DUDE,COMEON ." "COMING IN." "DUDE,COMEON ." "AS MUCH AS I LOVE" "DUDE,COMEON ." "AS MUCH AS I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE," "AS MUCH AS I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE, IT AIN'T NO VGHS." "WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE, IT AIN'T NO VGHS." "WELL,THAT'SKINDOFTHE" "IT AIN'T NO VGHS." "WELL,THAT'SKINDOFTHE IDEA, TED." "WELL,THAT'SKINDOFTHE IDEA, TED." "PEOPLE ACTUALLY PLAY GAMES" "IDEA, TED." "PEOPLE ACTUALLY PLAY GAMES FOR FUN HERE." "PEOPLE ACTUALLY PLAY GAMES FOR FUN HERE." "TELLMEWE DIDN'THAVEFUN" "FOR FUN HERE." "TELLMEWE DIDN'THAVEFUN TOGETHER." "TELLMEWE DIDN'THAVEFUN TOGETHER." "WEHADSOMESWELLTIMES." "TOGETHER." "WEHADSOMESWELLTIMES." "TOBETTERDAYS." "SOHOWAREYOU ,TED ?" "I WAS REALLY SAD TO HEAR ABOUT YOU AND KI." "I WAS REALLY SAD TO HEAR ABOUT YOU AND KI." "NEVERSAYTHATNAME" "ABOUT YOU AND KI." "NEVERSAYTHATNAME TO ME AGAIN." "NEVERSAYTHATNAME TO ME AGAIN." "WHATNAME?" "TO ME AGAIN." "WHATNAME?" "MY NAME?" "WHATNAME?" "MY NAME?" "KI." "MY NAME?" "KI." "KI,WHATASURPRISE." "KI." "KI,WHATASURPRISE." "OH,YES,HELLO." "KI,WHATASURPRISE." "OH,YES,HELLO." "HERE..." "OH,YES,HELLO." "HERE..." "WILL YOU STOP BEING MAD" "HERE..." "WILL YOU STOP BEING MAD AT ME NOW?" "WILL YOU STOP BEING MAD AT ME NOW?" "BRIAN,TELLKI THATFIXING" "AT ME NOW?" "BRIAN,TELLKI THATFIXING MY GUITAR DOESN'T MAKE UP" "BRIAN,TELLKI THATFIXING MY GUITAR DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR BREAKING MY HOPES" "MY GUITAR DOESN'T MAKE UP FOR BREAKING MY HOPES AND DREAMS." "FOR BREAKING MY HOPES AND DREAMS." "TED,TELLBRIAN" "AND DREAMS." "TED,TELLBRIAN THAT YOU WERE BEING A BIG" "TED,TELLBRIAN THAT YOU WERE BEING A BIG STUPID AND JERK." "THAT YOU WERE BEING A BIG STUPID AND JERK." "BRIAN,KISAYSI'M ABIG" "STUPID AND JERK." "BRIAN,KISAYSI'M ABIG STUPID" "BRIAN,KISAYSI'M ABIG STUPID-- DAMN IT." "SO,KI,IT 'SBEENAWHILE." "IT'SBEENONEDAY ,BRIAN." "OKAY." "IT'SBEENONEDAY ,BRIAN." "OKAY." "[electric guitar music]" "OKAY." "[electric guitar music] HEY,YOU,LOSER." "[electric guitar music] HEY,YOU,LOSER." "CAN'T HANDLE THE ROCK?" "HEY,YOU,LOSER." "CAN'T HANDLE THE ROCK?" "THEN YOU BEST WALK..." "CAN'T HANDLE THE ROCK?" "THEN YOU BEST WALK..." "AWAY." "THEN YOU BEST WALK..." "AWAY." "REMEMBER, WINNERS DON'T DO" "AWAY." "REMEMBER, WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS." "REMEMBER, WINNERS DON'T DO DRUGS." "BUT YOU'RE A LOSER, SO WHY DON'T" "DRUGS." "BUT YOU'RE A LOSER, SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP PLAYING AND GO TAKE" "BUT YOU'RE A LOSER, SO WHY DON'T YOU STOP PLAYING AND GO TAKE SOME DRUGS, LOSER?" "YOU STOP PLAYING AND GO TAKE SOME DRUGS, LOSER?" "[electric guitar music]" "SOME DRUGS, LOSER?" "[electric guitar music] ♪ [electric guitar music] ♪ YOU SUCK." "♪ YOU SUCK." "GOMBOC." "[sighs] WHY IS TED SO STUPID?" "TEDISN'T" "WHY IS TED SO STUPID?" "TEDISN'T-- TED IS DIFFERENT." "TEDISN'T-- TED IS DIFFERENT." "IAPOLOGIZETO HIM," "TED IS DIFFERENT." "IAPOLOGIZETO HIM, AND HE'S STILL MAD AT ME." "IAPOLOGIZETO HIM, AND HE'S STILL MAD AT ME." "I SHOULD BE MAD AT HIM." "AND HE'S STILL MAD AT ME." "I SHOULD BE MAD AT HIM." "I AM MAD AT HIM." "I SHOULD BE MAD AT HIM." "I AM MAD AT HIM." "I'M STUCK IN RHYTHM AND GAMING" "I AM MAD AT HIM." "I'M STUCK IN RHYTHM AND GAMING JUST BECAUSE I TRIED" "I'M STUCK IN RHYTHM AND GAMING JUST BECAUSE I TRIED TO FIX HIS PROBLEMS." "JUST BECAUSE I TRIED TO FIX HIS PROBLEMS." "WELL,KI,YOUCAN 'TALWAYS" "TO FIX HIS PROBLEMS." "WELL,KI,YOUCAN 'TALWAYS FIX OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS" "WELL,KI,YOUCAN 'TALWAYS FIX OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS FOR THEM." "FIX OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS FOR THEM." "I MEAN, SOMETIMES..." "FOR THEM." "I MEAN, SOMETIMES..." "PROBLEMS ARE JUST..." "I MEAN, SOMETIMES..." "PROBLEMS ARE JUST..." "UNSOLVABLE." "PROBLEMS ARE JUST..." "UNSOLVABLE." "LIKETHEHODGECONJECTURE?" "UNSOLVABLE." "LIKETHEHODGECONJECTURE?" "UH..." "LIKETHEHODGECONJECTURE?" "UH..." "THINK OF IT LIKE THIS." "UH..." "THINK OF IT LIKE THIS." "TED'S LIKE..." "THINK OF IT LIKE THIS." "TED'S LIKE..." "TED'S LIKE YOUR GOM-BOSS..." "TED'S LIKE..." "TED'S LIKE YOUR GOM-BOSS..." "GOMBOC." "TED'S LIKE YOUR GOM-BOSS..." "GOMBOC." "THATYOU'VEBEENWORKINGON." "GOMBOC." "THATYOU'VEBEENWORKINGON." "I MEAN, SURE, SOMETIMES" "THATYOU'VEBEENWORKINGON." "I MEAN, SURE, SOMETIMES HE GETS KNOCK AROUND, BUT..." "I MEAN, SURE, SOMETIMES HE GETS KNOCK AROUND, BUT..." "YOU GOTTA TRUST HIM" "HE GETS KNOCK AROUND, BUT..." "YOU GOTTA TRUST HIM TO PICK HIMSELF BACK UP." "YOU GOTTA TRUST HIM TO PICK HIMSELF BACK UP." "AND WHEN HE DOES, I KNOW" "TO PICK HIMSELF BACK UP." "AND WHEN HE DOES, I KNOW HE'LL BE HAPPY TO SEE YOU." "BRIAN..." "THANK YOU." "SOYOU'RERUNNING AN ARCADE NOW?" "HEY,JENNY." "AN ARCADE NOW?" "HEY,JENNY." "THAT'S,UM..." "HEY,JENNY." "THAT'S,UM..." "THAT'S PRETTY RAD." "THAT'S,UM..." "THAT'S PRETTY RAD." "BESTTHINGEVER,RIGHT?" "THAT'S PRETTY RAD." "BESTTHINGEVER,RIGHT?" "I KNOW." "BESTTHINGEVER,RIGHT?" "I KNOW." "BUT I'M KIND OF BUSY" "I KNOW." "BUT I'M KIND OF BUSY AT THE MOMENTO, SO..." "BUT I'M KIND OF BUSY AT THE MOMENTO, SO..." "LOOK,BRIAN,I'MNOT" "AT THE MOMENTO, SO..." "LOOK,BRIAN,I'MNOT  REALLY THE BEST AT APOLOGIES," "LOOK,BRIAN,I'MNOT  REALLY THE BEST AT APOLOGIES, BUT I JUST WANTED" "REALLY THE BEST AT APOLOGIES, BUT I JUST WANTED-- JENNY,WE'RECOOL." "BUT I JUST WANTED-- JENNY,WE'RECOOL." "SERIOUSLY, I MEAN," "JENNY,WE'RECOOL." "SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, I-I-I WAS BEING A JERK TOO." "SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, I-I-I WAS BEING A JERK TOO." "BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO" "I-I-I WAS BEING A JERK TOO." "BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY SOME GAMES," "BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY SOME GAMES, LIKE, OVER THERE?" "PLAY SOME GAMES, LIKE, OVER THERE?" "ON THE HOUSE." "LIKE, OVER THERE?" "ON THE HOUSE." "OKAY." "ON THE HOUSE." "OKAY." "STILL, YOU GETTING" "OKAY." "STILL, YOU GETTING KICKED OUT, IT" "STILL, YOU GETTING KICKED OUT, IT-- SCHOOL SUCKS WITHOUT YOU, BRIAN." "KICKED OUT, IT-- SCHOOL SUCKS WITHOUT YOU, BRIAN." "SO I'M SORRY." "SCHOOL SUCKS WITHOUT YOU, BRIAN." "SO I'M SORRY." "DON'TBE." "SO I'M SORRY." "DON'TBE." "REALLY, I MEAN, IT WORKED OUT" "DON'TBE." "REALLY, I MEAN, IT WORKED OUT FOR THE BETTER, YOU KNOW." "REALLY, I MEAN, IT WORKED OUT FOR THE BETTER, YOU KNOW." "I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE." "FOR THE BETTER, YOU KNOW." "I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE." "[laughing]" "I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS PLACE." "[laughing] OH, TED WAS ACTUALLY [laughing] OH, TED WAS ACTUALLY IN HERE EARLIER TELLING ME" "OH, TED WAS ACTUALLY IN HERE EARLIER TELLING ME I COULD STILL TRY OUT AND STUFF." "IN HERE EARLIER TELLING ME I COULD STILL TRY OUT AND STUFF." "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,YOU CAN" "I COULD STILL TRY OUT AND STUFF." "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,YOU CAN  STILL TRY OUT TOMORROW?" "WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,YOU CAN  STILL TRY OUT TOMORROW?" "YEAH,BUTIS NOTLIKE" "STILL TRY OUT TOMORROW?" "YEAH,BUTIS NOTLIKE THEY'LL LET ME BACK IN." "YEAH,BUTIS NOTLIKE THEY'LL LET ME BACK IN." "SOWHAT?" "THEY'LL LET ME BACK IN." "SOWHAT?" "PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I CAN'T" "SOWHAT?" "PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I CAN'T MAKE VARSITY JUST BECAUSE" "PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT I CAN'T MAKE VARSITY JUST BECAUSE I BROKE UP WITH LAW." "MAKE VARSITY JUST BECAUSE I BROKE UP WITH LAW." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I BROKE UP WITH LAW." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IF I KICK ENOUGH ASS OUT THERE," "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "IF I KICK ENOUGH ASS OUT THERE, THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO" "IF I KICK ENOUGH ASS OUT THERE, THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO TO STOP IT." "THERE IS NOTHING HE CAN DO TO STOP IT." "I'M SORRY--I THOUGHT THAT" "TO STOP IT." "I'M SORRY--I THOUGHT THAT PLAYING AT VGHS WAS, LIKE," "I'M SORRY--I THOUGHT THAT PLAYING AT VGHS WAS, LIKE, YOUR DREAM OR WHATEVER." "PLAYING AT VGHS WAS, LIKE, YOUR DREAM OR WHATEVER." "YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE" "YOUR DREAM OR WHATEVER." "YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE ONE LAST SHOT AT YOUR DREAM," "YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE ONE LAST SHOT AT YOUR DREAM, AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY?" "ONE LAST SHOT AT YOUR DREAM, AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY?" "SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL" "AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA WALK AWAY?" "SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "REALLY?" "IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "REALLY?" "YOUBROKEUP WITHLAW ?" "REALLY?" "YOUBROKEUP WITHLAW ?" "OH,MYGOD." "YOUBROKEUP WITHLAW ?" "OH,MYGOD." "THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT OUT OF THIS." "OH,MYGOD." "THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT OUT OF THIS." "WHAT?" "NO." "THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT OUT OF THIS." "WHAT?" "NO." "I MEAN--I'M JUST SAYING." "WHAT?" "NO." "I MEAN--I'M JUST SAYING." "YOU REALLY THINK I GOT A SHOT?" "I MEAN--I'M JUST SAYING." "YOU REALLY THINK I GOT A SHOT?" "ATTRYOUTS,YEAH." "YOU REALLY THINK I GOT A SHOT?" "ATTRYOUTS,YEAH." "I THINK YOU HAVE A SHOT" "ATTRYOUTS,YEAH." "I THINK YOU HAVE A SHOT AT TRYOUTS." "I THINK YOU HAVE A SHOT AT TRYOUTS." "THAT'SWHATIMEANT,TOTALLY." "AT TRYOUTS." "THAT'SWHATIMEANT,TOTALLY." "GOOD." "THAT'SWHATIMEANT,TOTALLY." "GOOD." "SO YOU'LL BE THERE TOMORROW?" "GOOD." "SO YOU'LL BE THERE TOMORROW?" "IDON'TKNOW,JENNY." "SO YOU'LL BE THERE TOMORROW?" "IDON'TKNOW,JENNY." "I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY LET ME" "IDON'TKNOW,JENNY." "I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY LET ME BACK ON, IT'S NOT LIKE" "I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY LET ME BACK ON, IT'S NOT LIKE VGHS IS GONNA CHANGE." "BACK ON, IT'S NOT LIKE VGHS IS GONNA CHANGE." "BUT, UH..." "VGHS IS GONNA CHANGE." "BUT, UH..." "GOOD LUCK OUT THERE TOMORROW." "BUT, UH..." "GOOD LUCK OUT THERE TOMORROW." "YOUKNOW..." "GOOD LUCK OUT THERE TOMORROW." "YOUKNOW..." "WE NEVER PLAYED DXM." "YOUKNOW..." "WE NEVER PLAYED DXM." "[chuckles]" "WE NEVER PLAYED DXM." "[chuckles] I THOUGHT IT WAS A BABY GAME." "[chuckles] I THOUGHT IT WAS A BABY GAME." "OH,I THINKYOU'REJUST" "I THOUGHT IT WAS A BABY GAME." "OH,I THINKYOU'REJUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE YOU KNOW" "OH,I THINKYOU'REJUST SAYING THAT 'CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE." "SAYING THAT 'CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LOSE." "OH,REALLY?" "YOU'RE GONNA LOSE." "OH,REALLY?" "WHATDOYOUSAY ?" "OH,REALLY?" "WHATDOYOUSAY ?" "100 SPOT SAYS THAT WE DANCE." "WHATDOYOUSAY ?" "100 SPOT SAYS THAT WE DANCE." "WHOA." "100 SPOT SAYS THAT WE DANCE." "WHOA." "THIS ISN'T FIELD OF FIRE." "WHOA." "THIS ISN'T FIELD OF FIRE." "YOU KNOW, I MEAN, SKEE-BALL... [electric guitar music] ♪ YOUSHOULDBE EMBARRASSED." "♪ YOUSHOULDBE EMBARRASSED." "I'LL NEVER LOVE YOU." "[upbeat music] ♪" "KI..." "YOU WERE RIGHT." "I'M BEING A BIG, STUPID," "YOU WERE RIGHT." "I'M BEING A BIG, STUPID, MEAN, DUMB JERK." "I'M BEING A BIG, STUPID, MEAN, DUMB JERK." "I-I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING" "MEAN, DUMB JERK." "I-I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT ME, AND I'M SORRY" "I-I KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO PROTECT ME, AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE STUCK DOING RHYTHM" "TO PROTECT ME, AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU'RE STUCK DOING RHYTHM GAMING WITH MY DAD." "THAT YOU'RE STUCK DOING RHYTHM GAMING WITH MY DAD." "OH." "GAMING WITH MY DAD." "OH." "OKAY." "OH." "OKAY." "I-I DESERVE THAT." "OKAY." "I-I DESERVE THAT." "PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "I-I DESERVE THAT." "PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "I REALLY MISS YOU, KI." "PLEASE FORGIVE ME." "I REALLY MISS YOU, KI." "CAN WE PLEASE BE FRIENDS AGAIN?" "[both laughing] OH,GOSH." "OH." "OH,GOSH." "OH." "YOU KNOW, ONE LAST SHOT AT" "OH." "YOU KNOW, ONE LAST SHOT AT MY DREAMS--I CAN'T GO FOR THAT." "YOU KNOW, ONE LAST SHOT AT MY DREAMS--I CAN'T GO FOR THAT." "GOOD,' CAUSEA BRIAND" "MY DREAMS--I CAN'T GO FOR THAT." "GOOD,' CAUSEA BRIAND WITH NOTHING TO LOSE" "GOOD,' CAUSEA BRIAND WITH NOTHING TO LOSE-- THAT IS WHO I WANT" "WITH NOTHING TO LOSE-- THAT IS WHO I WANT ON MY TEAM." "THAT IS WHO I WANT ON MY TEAM." "ALLRIGHT,CAPTAIN." "ON MY TEAM." "ALLRIGHT,CAPTAIN." "OKAY." "ALLRIGHT,CAPTAIN." "OKAY." "ALMOSTNOTHING." "OKAY." "ALMOSTNOTHING." "ALMOST?" "ALMOSTNOTHING." "ALMOST?" "HEY,BRIAN." "ALMOST?" "HEY,BRIAN." "JENNY." "HEY,BRIAN." "JENNY." "KI AND I MADE UP." "JENNY." "KI AND I MADE UP." "AND BY MADE UP," "KI AND I MADE UP." "AND BY MADE UP, I MEAN MADE OUT..." "AND BY MADE UP, I MEAN MADE OUT..." "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN." "I MEAN MADE OUT..." "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN." "OUR LIPS TOUCHED." "IF YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEAN." "OUR LIPS TOUCHED." "GREAT." "OUR LIPS TOUCHED." "GREAT." "I'M SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU." "GREAT." "I'M SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU." "HA HA." "I'M SUPER HAPPY FOR YOU." "HA HA." "SOWHATAREYOU GUYSUPTO ?" "HA HA." "SOWHATAREYOU GUYSUPTO ?" "OOH, OOH, FOUR-WAY HIGH FIVE." "NEXTTIMEON VGHS..." "WAKEUPANDSMELL THE TAURINE, ZONERS." "IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN," "THE TAURINE, ZONERS." "IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WHEN LEGENDS ARE RIPPED," "IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, WHEN LEGENDS ARE RIPPED, SCREAMING AND BLOODY" "WHEN LEGENDS ARE RIPPED, SCREAMING AND BLOODY FROM THE WOMB OF GLORY." "SCREAMING AND BLOODY FROM THE WOMB OF GLORY." "THAT'SJUSTONEOFTHEMANY" "FROM THE WOMB OF GLORY." "THAT'SJUSTONEOFTHEMANY DISGUSTING WAYS WE'LL BE" "THAT'SJUSTONEOFTHEMANY DISGUSTING WAYS WE'LL BE DESCRIBING THE WHITE-KNUCKLE" "DISGUSTING WAYS WE'LL BE DESCRIBING THE WHITE-KNUCKLE ACTION OF VGHS" "DESCRIBING THE WHITE-KNUCKLE ACTION OF VGHS FPS CLAN TRYOUTS, LIVE" "ACTION OF VGHS FPS CLAN TRYOUTS, LIVE HERE IN OUR MOBILE NEWS STUDIO" "FPS CLAN TRYOUTS, LIVE HERE IN OUR MOBILE NEWS STUDIO AT GRAND THEFT AUDITORIUM." "HERE IN OUR MOBILE NEWS STUDIO AT GRAND THEFT AUDITORIUM." "ANDSPEAKINGOF LEGENDS," "AT GRAND THEFT AUDITORIUM." "ANDSPEAKINGOF LEGENDS, OUR SPECIAL GUEST TODAY" "ANDSPEAKINGOF LEGENDS, OUR SPECIAL GUEST TODAY EATS LEGENDS FOR BRUNCH." "OUR SPECIAL GUEST TODAY EATS LEGENDS FOR BRUNCH." "HEY, LAW, HOPE YOU GRABBED" "EATS LEGENDS FOR BRUNCH." "HEY, LAW, HOPE YOU GRABBED A SNACK BEFORE THE MATCH." "HEY, LAW, HOPE YOU GRABBED A SNACK BEFORE THE MATCH." "UH,I DID,SCOTT,THANKYOU." "A SNACK BEFORE THE MATCH." "UH,I DID,SCOTT,THANKYOU." "[laughing]" "UH,I DID,SCOTT,THANKYOU." "[laughing] SO, LAW, WE'VE GOT 84 STUDENTS [laughing] SO, LAW, WE'VE GOT 84 STUDENTS GUNNING FOR JUST 12" "SO, LAW, WE'VE GOT 84 STUDENTS GUNNING FOR JUST 12 J.V. AND VARSITY JACKETS." "GUNNING FOR JUST 12 J.V. AND VARSITY JACKETS." "ANY "PRO TIPS"" "J.V. AND VARSITY JACKETS." "ANY "PRO TIPS" FOR YOUR FELLOW MOUSE JOCKEYS" "ANY "PRO TIPS" FOR YOUR FELLOW MOUSE JOCKEYS BEFORE THEY GET KNEE-DEEP" "FOR YOUR FELLOW MOUSE JOCKEYS BEFORE THEY GET KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD?" "BEFORE THEY GET KNEE-DEEP IN THE DEAD?" "WELL,I DON'TKNOWABOUT" "IN THE DEAD?" "WELL,I DON'TKNOWABOUT PRO TIPS, BUT, UH," "WELL,I DON'TKNOWABOUT PRO TIPS, BUT, UH, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING" "PRO TIPS, BUT, UH, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING I ONCE TOLD A PROMISING" "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING I ONCE TOLD A PROMISING YOUNG NOOBLET." "I ONCE TOLD A PROMISING YOUNG NOOBLET." "VGHS IS ABOUT BEING THE BEST." "YOUNG NOOBLET." "VGHS IS ABOUT BEING THE BEST." "YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST" "VGHS IS ABOUT BEING THE BEST." "YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST UNLESS YOU BE YOURSELF." "YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST UNLESS YOU BE YOURSELF." "SO, BEFORE YOU WALK INTO TRYOUTS" "UNLESS YOU BE YOURSELF." "SO, BEFORE YOU WALK INTO TRYOUTS TODAY, I WANT YOU TO DIG DEEP." "SO, BEFORE YOU WALK INTO TRYOUTS TODAY, I WANT YOU TO DIG DEEP." "BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH" "TODAY, I WANT YOU TO DIG DEEP." "BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH THOSE DOORS," "BEFORE YOU WALK THROUGH THOSE DOORS, I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT" "THOSE DOORS, I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT WHAT DRIVES YOU..." "I WANT YOU TO FIND OUT WHAT DRIVES YOU..." "BECAUSE ONCE YOU FIND THAT OUT," "WHAT DRIVES YOU..." "BECAUSE ONCE YOU FIND THAT OUT, ONCE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS" "BECAUSE ONCE YOU FIND THAT OUT, ONCE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS TO TRULY GAME, THEN NOBODY" "ONCE YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS TO TRULY GAME, THEN NOBODY CAN BREAK YOU." "TO TRULY GAME, THEN NOBODY CAN BREAK YOU." "YOUGUYSREADYTOGO?" "CAN BREAK YOU." "YOUGUYSREADYTOGO?" "CHIBA." "YOUGUYSREADYTOGO?" "CHIBA." "HANZO." "HOW DID YOU" "CHIBA." "HANZO." "HOW DID YOU-- WEFISHEDTHEMOUT" "HANZO." "HOW DID YOU-- WEFISHEDTHEMOUT  OF THE DUMPSTER." "WEFISHEDTHEMOUT  OF THE DUMPSTER." "YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D ACTUALLY" "OF THE DUMPSTER." "YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D ACTUALLY LET YOU THROW AWAY YOUR GEAR," "YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D ACTUALLY LET YOU THROW AWAY YOUR GEAR, DID YOU?" "LET YOU THROW AWAY YOUR GEAR, DID YOU?" "IFIXEDTHEMFOR YOU ." "DID YOU?" "IFIXEDTHEMFOR YOU ." "THEY SHOULD BE FULLY FUNCTIONAL." "IFIXEDTHEMFOR YOU ." "THEY SHOULD BE FULLY FUNCTIONAL." "ANDI ADDEDAFEW ,UH..." "THEY SHOULD BE FULLY FUNCTIONAL." "ANDI ADDEDAFEW ,UH..." "UPGRADES." "ANDI ADDEDAFEW ,UH..." "UPGRADES." "[laughs]" "UPGRADES." "[laughs] YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE THE BEST [laughs] YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER, RIGHT?" "YOU GUYS KNOW YOU'RE THE BEST FRIENDS EVER, RIGHT?" "WEARE?" "FRIENDS EVER, RIGHT?" "WEARE?" "OFCOURSEWE ARE." "WEARE?" "OFCOURSEWE ARE." "NOWLET'SGO PLAY" "OFCOURSEWE ARE." "NOWLET'SGO PLAY SOME VIDEO GAMES." "NOW,WE'VESEENSOMEGREAT ACTION TODAY, BUT THIS FINAL MATCH IS THE ONE" "ACTION TODAY, BUT THIS FINAL MATCH IS THE ONE THAT EVERYONE IS GABBING ABOUT." "MATCH IS THE ONE THAT EVERYONE IS GABBING ABOUT." "INTHEREDCORNER," "THAT EVERYONE IS GABBING ABOUT." "INTHEREDCORNER, THE LEANEST, THE MEANEST" "INTHEREDCORNER, THE LEANEST, THE MEANEST FPS VARSITY CREW" "THE LEANEST, THE MEANEST FPS VARSITY CREW THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER SEEN." "FPS VARSITY CREW THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER SEEN." "THEYMUSTHAVE" "THIS SCHOOL HAS EVER SEEN." "THEYMUSTHAVE A PRETTY GOOD CAPTAIN." "THEYMUSTHAVE A PRETTY GOOD CAPTAIN." "ANDINTHEBLUECORNER," "A PRETTY GOOD CAPTAIN." "ANDINTHEBLUECORNER, A RAGTAG GROUP OF HOPEFULS" "ANDINTHEBLUECORNER, A RAGTAG GROUP OF HOPEFULS LED BY JENNY MATRIX," "A RAGTAG GROUP OF HOPEFULS LED BY JENNY MATRIX, WHOSE FIGHTING TO BE THE FIRST" "LED BY JENNY MATRIX, WHOSE FIGHTING TO BE THE FIRST SOPHOMORE EVER" "WHOSE FIGHTING TO BE THE FIRST SOPHOMORE EVER TO MAKE IT ONTO A VGHS" "SOPHOMORE EVER TO MAKE IT ONTO A VGHS VARSITY TEAM." "TO MAKE IT ONTO A VGHS VARSITY TEAM." "DOESN'THELPTHATSHE 'S" "VARSITY TEAM." "DOESN'THELPTHATSHE 'S DOWN A MAN DUE TO BRIAN D'S" "DOESN'THELPTHATSHE 'S DOWN A MAN DUE TO BRIAN D'S EXPULSION." "DOWN A MAN DUE TO BRIAN D'S EXPULSION." "GUESS WE GOT YOU TO THANK" "EXPULSION." "GUESS WE GOT YOU TO THANK FOR THAT, LAW." "GUESS WE GOT YOU TO THANK FOR THAT, LAW." "LOOK,WHENATROUBLEMAKER" "FOR THAT, LAW." "LOOK,WHENATROUBLEMAKER LIKE BRIAN COMES INTO" "LOOK,WHENATROUBLEMAKER LIKE BRIAN COMES INTO THE SCHOOL, YOU" "LIKE BRIAN COMES INTO THE SCHOOL, YOU-- STFU,LAW." "THE SCHOOL, YOU-- STFU,LAW." "IT'S BRIAN D." "NO,NO." "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD" "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD EXPELLED, D?" "THE MEANING OF THE WORD EXPELLED, D?" "ISIGNEDUP ." "EXPELLED, D?" "ISIGNEDUP ." "I'M STILL IN THE SYSTEM." "ISIGNEDUP ." "I'M STILL IN THE SYSTEM." "THE RULES SAY I CAN PLAY." "I'M STILL IN THE SYSTEM." "THE RULES SAY I CAN PLAY." "WHOSOLDYOUTHATLOAD" "THE RULES SAY I CAN PLAY." "WHOSOLDYOUTHATLOAD  OF MOLYNEUX, HUH?" "WHOSOLDYOUTHATLOAD  OF MOLYNEUX, HUH?" "AROUND HERE I'M THE DUNGEON" "OF MOLYNEUX, HUH?" "AROUND HERE I'M THE DUNGEON KEEPER, AND MY RULES" "AROUND HERE I'M THE DUNGEON KEEPER, AND MY RULES ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE." "KEEPER, AND MY RULES ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE." "LOOKS LIKE YOUR FABLE ENDS HERE." "ARE IN BLACK AND WHITE." "LOOKS LIKE YOUR FABLE ENDS HERE." "IKNOWIT DOES." "LOOKS LIKE YOUR FABLE ENDS HERE." "IKNOWIT DOES." "IT WAS MY DREAM TO PLAY" "IKNOWIT DOES." "IT WAS MY DREAM TO PLAY ON A VGHS TEAM, AND I SCREWED" "IT WAS MY DREAM TO PLAY ON A VGHS TEAM, AND I SCREWED IT UP." "ON A VGHS TEAM, AND I SCREWED IT UP." "YEAH,YOUMESSEDITUPBAD," "IT UP." "YEAH,YOUMESSEDITUPBAD, LIKE A FAILURE." "YEAH,YOUMESSEDITUPBAD, LIKE A FAILURE." "SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY" "LIKE A FAILURE." "SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BATTLEFIELD?" "SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BATTLEFIELD?" "THISISN'TABOUTYOU AND ME." "BATTLEFIELD?" "THISISN'TABOUTYOU AND ME." "IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING BACK IN." "THISISN'TABOUTYOU AND ME." "IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING BACK IN." "IT'S ABOUT ONE LAST CHANCE" "IT'S NOT ABOUT GETTING BACK IN." "IT'S ABOUT ONE LAST CHANCE TO PLAY WITH THE BEST" "IT'S ABOUT ONE LAST CHANCE TO PLAY WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST." "TO PLAY WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST." "IT'S ABOUT PLAYING THE GAME." "OF THE BEST." "IT'S ABOUT PLAYING THE GAME." "'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY," "IT'S ABOUT PLAYING THE GAME." "'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, CALHOUN..." "'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, CALHOUN..." "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "CALHOUN..." "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "GG,BRIAND." "IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME." "GG,BRIAND.  [imitates explosion]" "GG,BRIAND.  [imitates explosion] HE PLAYS." "[imitates explosion] HE PLAYS." "ICAN'TBELIEVETHATWORKED." "HE PLAYS." "ICAN'TBELIEVETHATWORKED." "CHECKOUTBRIAND'S" "ICAN'TBELIEVETHATWORKED." "CHECKOUTBRIAND'S  OLD-SCHOOL GEAR." "CHECKOUTBRIAND'S  OLD-SCHOOL GEAR." "DON'T TELL ME THAT'S THE SETUP" "OLD-SCHOOL GEAR." "DON'T TELL ME THAT'S THE SETUP HE SMOKED YOU WITH, LAW-LLIPOP." "DON'T TELL ME THAT'S THE SETUP HE SMOKED YOU WITH, LAW-LLIPOP." "ALLRIGHT,EVERYBODY" "HE SMOKED YOU WITH, LAW-LLIPOP." "ALLRIGHT,EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN." "ALLRIGHT,EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN." "THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START." "JUST CALM DOWN." "THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START." "SHOWING UP LATE AGAIN, HUH," "THE GAME IS ABOUT TO START." "SHOWING UP LATE AGAIN, HUH, BRIAN?" "SHOWING UP LATE AGAIN, HUH, BRIAN?" "YOU JUST NEVER SEEM TO LEARN," "BRIAN?" "YOU JUST NEVER SEEM TO LEARN, DO YOU?" "YOU JUST NEVER SEEM TO LEARN, DO YOU?" "RULENUMBERONE,ACE" "DO YOU?" "RULENUMBERONE,ACE-- NEVER GIVE UP." "RULENUMBERONE,ACE-- NEVER GIVE UP." "RULENUMBER271" "NEVER GIVE UP." "RULENUMBER271-- NEVER QUOTE MY RULES BACK TO ME." "RULENUMBER271-- NEVER QUOTE MY RULES BACK TO ME." "NOW SIT YOUR PUNK ASS DOWN" "NEVER QUOTE MY RULES BACK TO ME." "NOW SIT YOUR PUNK ASS DOWN AND BEST OF LUCK TO YOU, SON." "Y'ALL KNOW THE ROUTINE, YOU KEEP IT CLEAN OUT THERE." "MATCH BEGINS IN 30 SECONDS." "YOU KEEP IT CLEAN OUT THERE." "MATCH BEGINS IN 30 SECONDS." "GET BUSY FRAGGING," "MATCH BEGINS IN 30 SECONDS." "GET BUSY FRAGGING, OR GET BUSY DYING." "GET BUSY FRAGGING, OR GET BUSY DYING." "COUNTDOWN." "OR GET BUSY DYING." "COUNTDOWN." "ALLRIGHT,BRINGITIN." "COUNTDOWN." "ALLRIGHT,BRINGITIN." "YOUSHOULDHAVESTAYEDHOME ," "ALLRIGHT,BRINGITIN." "YOUSHOULDHAVESTAYEDHOME , BRIAN--YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT" "YOUSHOULDHAVESTAYEDHOME , BRIAN--YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT FOR ALL OF US." "BRIAN--YOU'RE GONNA RUIN IT FOR ALL OF US." "YEAH,YOU'REEXPELLED." "FOR ALL OF US." "YEAH,YOU'REEXPELLED." "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF MAKING" "YEAH,YOU'REEXPELLED." "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF MAKING J.V." "YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF MAKING J.V. HEY." "J.V. HEY." "I'VE SEEN THESE TWO CATS MEOW," "HEY." "I'VE SEEN THESE TWO CATS MEOW, AND IT'S ABOUT TO BE A FANCY" "I'VE SEEN THESE TWO CATS MEOW, AND IT'S ABOUT TO BE A FANCY FEAST TONIGHT." "AND IT'S ABOUT TO BE A FANCY FEAST TONIGHT." "YOU PLAN ON BRINGING THE" "FEAST TONIGHT." "YOU PLAN ON BRINGING THE THUNDER?" "YOU PLAN ON BRINGING THE THUNDER?" "YOUKNOWIT ." "THUNDER?" "YOUKNOWIT ." "GOODENOUGHFORME." "YOUKNOWIT ." "GOODENOUGHFORME." "JENNY." "GOODENOUGHFORME." "JENNY." "WELL,NOWTHATYOU 'VEALL" "JENNY." "WELL,NOWTHATYOU 'VEALL  WORKED OUT YOUR FEELINGS," "WELL,NOWTHATYOU 'VEALL  WORKED OUT YOUR FEELINGS, ARE YOU READY TO KICK SOME ASS?" "WORKED OUT YOUR FEELINGS, ARE YOU READY TO KICK SOME ASS?" "all:" "YEAH!" "WE'REPINNEDDOWNONTHE LEFT." "all:" "YES!" "FRYMYCIRCUITS." "D AND MATRIX JUST GRABBED" "FRYMYCIRCUITS." "D AND MATRIX JUST GRABBED THE CASE." "D AND MATRIX JUST GRABBED THE CASE." "BUSTOUTYOURBUTTS" "THE CASE." "BUSTOUTYOURBUTTS AND PUT BUTT BIBS ON THOSE" "BUSTOUTYOURBUTTS AND PUT BUTT BIBS ON THOSE BUTTS, ZONERS," "AND PUT BUTT BIBS ON THOSE BUTTS, ZONERS, BECAUSE THIS GUMBO IS BUBBLIN'." "BUTTS, ZONERS, BECAUSE THIS GUMBO IS BUBBLIN'." "PLEASE." "BECAUSE THIS GUMBO IS BUBBLIN'." "PLEASE." "GRABBING THE CASE" "PLEASE." "GRABBING THE CASE IS THE EASY PART." "GRABBING THE CASE IS THE EASY PART." "LET'S SEE HOW THOSE BUTTS" "IS THE EASY PART." "LET'S SEE HOW THOSE BUTTS DO ON THE LONG WALK BACK." "HOTCRAWDADS,THATKID CAN  PLAY." "IHATETHATKID ." "[cheers and applause]" "BOOLEAN!" "UNDERCLASSMEN DRAW FIRST BLOOD." "LAW,ITLOOKSLIKEYOUR" "UNDERCLASSMEN DRAW FIRST BLOOD." "LAW,ITLOOKSLIKEYOUR  EX-GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR ARCHRIVAL" "LAW,ITLOOKSLIKEYOUR  EX-GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR ARCHRIVAL ARE REALLY KICKING" "EX-GIRLFRIEND AND YOUR ARCHRIVAL ARE REALLY KICKING YOUR TEAM'S ASS." "BRIAN!" "JENNYMATRIXHASALMOSTDONE  IT." "THESE UNDERCLASSMEN ARE" "IT." "THESE UNDERCLASSMEN ARE ONE POINT AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST" "THESE UNDERCLASSMEN ARE ONE POINT AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST UPSET IN CLAN TRYOUTS HISTORY." "ONE POINT AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST UPSET IN CLAN TRYOUTS HISTORY." "ANDTHAT'SNOTALL ,SHOTBOT." "UPSET IN CLAN TRYOUTS HISTORY." "ANDTHAT'SNOTALL ,SHOTBOT." "ANOTHER ROUND LIKE THAT," "ANDTHAT'SNOTALL ,SHOTBOT." "ANOTHER ROUND LIKE THAT, AND BRIAN D COULD ACTUALLY" "ANOTHER ROUND LIKE THAT, AND BRIAN D COULD ACTUALLY GET BACK IN TO VGHS." "AND BRIAN D COULD ACTUALLY GET BACK IN TO VGHS." "HOW'S THAT DO YOU, LAW?" "GET BACK IN TO VGHS." "HOW'S THAT DO YOU, LAW?" "HE'S GONE." "HOW'S THAT DO YOU, LAW?" "HE'S GONE." "HE LEFT." "HE'S GONE." "HE LEFT." "[cheers and applause]" "HE LEFT." "[cheers and applause] all:" "OH." "[cheers and applause] all:" "OH." "ALLRIGHT,YOUTHREE, all:" "OH." "ALLRIGHT,YOUTHREE, LEFT FLANK." "ALLRIGHT,YOUTHREE, LEFT FLANK." "EVERYONE ELSE WITH ME." "LEFT FLANK." "EVERYONE ELSE WITH ME." "THIS IS IT, BOY AND GIRLS." "EVERYONE ELSE WITH ME." "THIS IS IT, BOY AND GIRLS." "[roboticvoice]THELAW HAS" "THIS IS IT, BOY AND GIRLS." "[roboticvoice]THELAW HAS  ENTERED THE GAME." "[roboticvoice]THELAW HAS  ENTERED THE GAME." "WAIT,THELAW?" "ENTERED THE GAME." "WAIT,THELAW?" "GAMEOVER,MAN." "WAIT,THELAW?" "GAMEOVER,MAN." "GAMEALLOVEROUR FACES!" "GAMEOVER,MAN." "GAMEALLOVEROUR FACES!" "OKAY,EVERYBODYCALMDOWN." "GAMEALLOVEROUR FACES!" "OKAY,EVERYBODYCALMDOWN." "DON'T PANIC." "OKAY,EVERYBODYCALMDOWN." "DON'T PANIC." "AS LONG AS WE KEEP OUR HEAD" "DON'T PANIC." "AS LONG AS WE KEEP OUR HEAD-- GOODSHOT." "AS LONG AS WE KEEP OUR HEAD-- GOODSHOT." "LAW'LL READY FOR THIS?" "GOODSHOT." "LAW'LL READY FOR THIS?" "OH,LORD!" "all:" "AW." "[laughs] [laughs] YOWZA!" "LESSONLEARNED." "[laughs] YOWZA!" "LESSONLEARNED." "HELL HATH NO FURY" "YOWZA!" "LESSONLEARNED." "HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A LAW SCORNED." "IKNOWME SOMEOWNAGE, BUT THAT HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FASTEST" "BUT THAT HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FASTEST CASE CAPS I HAVE EVER" "ONE OF THE FASTEST CASE CAPS I HAVE EVER-- OH, GREAT CARMACK'S GHOST!" "CASE CAPS I HAVE EVER-- OH, GREAT CARMACK'S GHOST!" "THEY'VE SCORED AGAIN!" "OH, GREAT CARMACK'S GHOST!" "THEY'VE SCORED AGAIN!" "TIEGAME." "THEY'VE SCORED AGAIN!" "TIEGAME." "YOU KNOW THAT MEANS," "TIEGAME." "YOU KNOW THAT MEANS, COLONEL SLANDERS." "YOU KNOW THAT MEANS, COLONEL SLANDERS." "IS TIME FOR SUDDEN DEATH" "COLONEL SLANDERS." "IS TIME FOR SUDDEN DEATH-- THREE MINUTES, NO RESPAWNS," "IS TIME FOR SUDDEN DEATH-- THREE MINUTES, NO RESPAWNS, NO MERCY." "THREE MINUTES, NO RESPAWNS, NO MERCY." "LADIESANDGENTLEMAN," "NO MERCY." "LADIESANDGENTLEMAN, IT DOES NOT GET BETTER" "LADIESANDGENTLEMAN, IT DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS" "IT DOES NOT GET BETTER THAN THIS-- TWO INCREDIBLE STORIES," "THAN THIS-- TWO INCREDIBLE STORIES, ONE VILLAIN OF QUAKE-SPEAREAN" "TWO INCREDIBLE STORIES, ONE VILLAIN OF QUAKE-SPEAREAN PROPORTIONS, AND IT ALL COMES" "ONE VILLAIN OF QUAKE-SPEAREAN PROPORTIONS, AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS FINAL PLAY." "PROPORTIONS, AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS FINAL PLAY." "JENNY, BRIAN," "DOWN TO THIS FINAL PLAY." "JENNY, BRIAN, MAKE IT A GOOD ONE." "JENNY, BRIAN, MAKE IT A GOOD ONE." "EVERYBODY,STOP!" "MAKE IT A GOOD ONE." "EVERYBODY,STOP!" "WE CAN STILL WIN THIS THING." "EVERYBODY,STOP!" "WE CAN STILL WIN THIS THING." "GETREAL,MATRIX." "WE CAN STILL WIN THIS THING." "GETREAL,MATRIX." "WE'RE DONE-ZO." "GETREAL,MATRIX." "WE'RE DONE-ZO." "THE LAW IS COMING." "WE'RE DONE-ZO." "THE LAW IS COMING." "FORME." "THE LAW IS COMING." "FORME." "THE LAW IS HERE" "FORME." "THE LAW IS HERE BECAUSE I'M HERE." "THE LAW IS HERE BECAUSE I'M HERE." "SO I SAY LET HIM HAVE ME." "BECAUSE I'M HERE." "SO I SAY LET HIM HAVE ME." "YOUKNOWYOU'REALMOSTBACK" "SO I SAY LET HIM HAVE ME." "YOUKNOWYOU'REALMOSTBACK  IN SCHOOL, RIGHT?" "YOUKNOWYOU'REALMOSTBACK  IN SCHOOL, RIGHT?" "IKNOW." "IN SCHOOL, RIGHT?" "IKNOW." "ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE PLAN." "LAW!" "HE'SMINE." "JENNY." "LAW." "♪AWKWARD" "LAW." "♪AWKWARD SO... ♪AWKWARD SO..." "WHAT'S HAPPENING, CAPTAIN?" "SO..." "WHAT'S HAPPENING, CAPTAIN?" "SHOULDWEJUSTSHOOT" "WHAT'S HAPPENING, CAPTAIN?" "SHOULDWEJUSTSHOOT EACH OTHER?" "SHOULDWEJUSTSHOOT EACH OTHER?" "OH,WECOULD." "EACH OTHER?" "OH,WECOULD." "BUT..." "OH,WECOULD." "BUT..." "THAT WOULDN'T GET YOU" "BUT..." "THAT WOULDN'T GET YOU ON VARSITY, NOW, WOULD IT?" "THAT WOULDN'T GET YOU ON VARSITY, NOW, WOULD IT?" "HERE IS HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK" "ON VARSITY, NOW, WOULD IT?" "HERE IS HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK-- YOU'RE GONNA GO GRAB THE INTEL." "HERE IS HOW THIS IS GONNA WORK-- YOU'RE GONNA GO GRAB THE INTEL." "I'M GONNA SAY HI TO BRIAN," "YOU'RE GONNA GO GRAB THE INTEL." "I'M GONNA SAY HI TO BRIAN, AND..." "I'M GONNA SAY HI TO BRIAN, AND..." "I'LL SEE YOU AT VARSITY PRACTICE" "AND..." "I'LL SEE YOU AT VARSITY PRACTICE TOMORROW." "I'LL SEE YOU AT VARSITY PRACTICE TOMORROW." "YOUTHINKI'DBE" "TOMORROW." "YOUTHINKI'DBE CAUGHT DEAD ON YOUR TEAM?" "YOUTHINKI'DBE CAUGHT DEAD ON YOUR TEAM?" "[laughs]" "CAUGHT DEAD ON YOUR TEAM?" "[laughs] MATRIX, PLEASE." "[laughs] MATRIX, PLEASE." "I SHOULD GO BEFORE" "MATRIX, PLEASE." "I SHOULD GO BEFORE PEOPLE START TALKING." "HEY,BRIAN." "AH!" "AAH!" "JENNY JUST SHOT ME IN THE BACK." "AH!" "AAH!" "JENNY JUST SHOT ME IN THE BACK." "AH!" "JENNY JUST SHOT ME IN THE BACK." "AH!" "OH, WAIT, NO, I'M SORRY." "AH!" "OH, WAIT, NO, I'M SORRY." "SHE JUST STABBED YOU" "OH, WAIT, NO, I'M SORRY." "SHE JUST STABBED YOU IN THE BACK!" "SHE JUST STABBED YOU IN THE BACK!" "REALLY, BRIAN?" "REALLY?" "I GOT TO ADMIRE YOUR GUMPTION, KID." "I GOT TO ADMIRE YOUR GUMPTION, KID." "YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY" "YOUR GUMPTION, KID." "YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ONE LAST TIME?" "YOU REALLY WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME ONE LAST TIME?" "OKAY." "THIS GAME ONE LAST TIME?" "OKAY." "BUT THE CLOCK IS TICKING." "OKAY." "BUT THE CLOCK IS TICKING." "SO WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT 'NADE" "BUT THE CLOCK IS TICKING." "SO WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT 'NADE ON YOUR NOGGIN?" "SO WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT 'NADE ON YOUR NOGGIN?" "AND WE'LL PUT THIS WHOLE" "ON YOUR NOGGIN?" "AND WE'LL PUT THIS WHOLE "IS ANYONE ON EARTH" "AND WE'LL PUT THIS WHOLE "IS ANYONE ON EARTH BETTER THAN THE LAW" ISSUE" ""IS ANYONE ON EARTH BETTER THAN THE LAW" ISSUE TO BED." "BRIAN..." "WHAT'S WITH THE FACE?" "I'M NOT THE BAD GUY." "WHAT'S WITH THE FACE?" "I'M NOT THE BAD GUY." "YOU WERE NOTHING AND NOBODY." "I'M NOT THE BAD GUY." "YOU WERE NOTHING AND NOBODY." "AND THEN YOU MET ME," "YOU WERE NOTHING AND NOBODY." "AND THEN YOU MET ME, AND THE WHOLE WORLD" "AND THEN YOU MET ME, AND THE WHOLE WORLD GAVE YOU A SHOT." "AND THE WHOLE WORLD GAVE YOU A SHOT." "AND YOU BLEW IT." "GAVE YOU A SHOT." "AND YOU BLEW IT." "[spits]" "AND YOU BLEW IT." "[spits] YOU PROVED YOU WERE NOTHING." "[spits] YOU PROVED YOU WERE NOTHING." "BUT SURPRISE" "YOU PROVED YOU WERE NOTHING." "BUT SURPRISE-- HERE'S YOUR PAL THE LAW" "BUT SURPRISE-- HERE'S YOUR PAL THE LAW COMING HERE TO GIVE YOU" "HERE'S YOUR PAL THE LAW COMING HERE TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE." "COMING HERE TO GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE." "SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE IT?" "ONE LAST CHANCE." "SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE IT?" "COME ON, BRIAN." "SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE IT?" "COME ON, BRIAN." "YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE." "ALMOSTNOTHING." "[cheers and applause]" "LAW'LLREADYFORTHAT?" "BRIAND ..." "CONGRATULATIONS." "YOU'RE ONCE AGAIN THE" "CONGRATULATIONS." "YOU'RE ONCE AGAIN THE LOWEST-RANKED PLAYER AT VGHS." "YOU'RE ONCE AGAIN THE LOWEST-RANKED PLAYER AT VGHS." "[applause] [cheers and applause]" "HEY." "WELCOME TO THE TEAM." "THANKS." "I'M SORRY ABOUT VARSITY." "THANKS." "I'M SORRY ABOUT VARSITY." "IT'SOKAY." "I'M SORRY ABOUT VARSITY." "IT'SOKAY." "I'M HAPPY WITH WHAT I GOT." "I'MSORRY." "THAT WAS..." "COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL." "THAT WAS..." "COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL." "IT'SOKAY." "UM ..." "COMPLETELY UNPROFESSIONAL." "IT'SOKAY." "UM ..." "I AM YOUR CAPTAIN NOW, SO..." "IT'SOKAY." "UM ..." "I AM YOUR CAPTAIN NOW, SO..." "RIGHT,YEAH,NO ,UH ..." "I AM YOUR CAPTAIN NOW, SO..." "RIGHT,YEAH,NO ,UH ..." "WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, CAPTAIN." "RIGHT,YEAH,NO ,UH ..." "WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, CAPTAIN." "GOOD." "WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, CAPTAIN." "GOOD." "THAT WAS YOUR FIRST KISS," "GOOD." "THAT WAS YOUR FIRST KISS, WASN'T IT?" "THAT WAS YOUR FIRST KISS, WASN'T IT?" "[chuckles]ANDMY LAST," "WASN'T IT?" "[chuckles]ANDMY LAST, 'CAUSE NOW I'M GONNA GO DIE [chuckles]ANDMY LAST, 'CAUSE NOW I'M GONNA GO DIE FROM EMBARRASSMENT." "'CAUSE NOW I'M GONNA GO DIE FROM EMBARRASSMENT." "NO,BRIAN,IT WASFINE." "WOW." "THAT WAS BETTER." "GOOD..." "THAT WAS BETTER." "GOOD..." "'CAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST ONE," "GOOD..." "'CAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST ONE, RIGHT?" "'CAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST ONE, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "RIGHT?" "YEAH." "IHATETHISSCHOOL." "YEAH." "IHATETHISSCHOOL." "[laughs]" "PRACTICE STARTS TOMORROW." "SEEYOUTHERE,CAPTAIN." "HEY,SORRY,D.K. CATCH YOU LATER." "FARETHEEWELL,YOUNG" "CATCH YOU LATER." "FARETHEEWELL,YOUNG THEODORE, FOR WE DRIFT AT" "FARETHEEWELL,YOUNG THEODORE, FOR WE DRIFT AT DAYBREAK." "THEODORE, FOR WE DRIFT AT DAYBREAK." "OH,HEY,TED." "DAYBREAK." "OH,HEY,TED." "YOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE" "OH,HEY,TED." "YOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE IS QUITE THE ROCKER." "YOUR GIRLFRIEND HERE IS QUITE THE ROCKER." "YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO." "IS QUITE THE ROCKER." "YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO." "I'MSURESHEIS, DAD ." "YOU COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO." "I'MSURESHEIS, DAD ." "SHE'S PRETTY AWESOME" "I'MSURESHEIS, DAD ." "SHE'S PRETTY AWESOME AT EVERYTHING." "SHE'S PRETTY AWESOME AT EVERYTHING." "TED,YOUCANPLAYCOOL" "AT EVERYTHING." "TED,YOUCANPLAYCOOL  ALL YOU WANT, BUT WE BOTH KNOW" "TED,YOUCANPLAYCOOL  ALL YOU WANT, BUT WE BOTH KNOW AT THE END OF THE DAY" "ALL YOU WANT, BUT WE BOTH KNOW AT THE END OF THE DAY-- HEY,LOOK,IS BRIAN." "AT THE END OF THE DAY-- HEY,LOOK,IS BRIAN." "OH,SEEYOULATER,POPS ." "HEY,LOOK,IS BRIAN." "OH,SEEYOULATER,POPS ." "[electric guitar music]" "OH,SEEYOULATER,POPS ." "[electric guitar music] ♪ [electric guitar music] ♪ BRIANFREAKIN'D!" "♪ BRIANFREAKIN'D!" "[giggles]CONGRATULATIONS," "BRIANFREAKIN'D!" "[giggles]CONGRATULATIONS, BRIAN." "[giggles]CONGRATULATIONS, BRIAN." "IKNEWYOU'DMAKEITBACK." "BRIAN." "IKNEWYOU'DMAKEITBACK." "ROOMMATES FOREVER." "IKNEWYOU'DMAKEITBACK." "ROOMMATES FOREVER." "AH,THANKS,GUYS." "ROOMMATES FOREVER." "AH,THANKS,GUYS." "WHOA, YOU MADE YOUR TEAMS." "AH,THANKS,GUYS." "WHOA, YOU MADE YOUR TEAMS." "both:" "YEAH." "WHOA, YOU MADE YOUR TEAMS." "both:" "YEAH." "SHEMELTSMY OLDMAN 'S both:" "YEAH." "SHEMELTSMY OLDMAN 'S FACE OFF, LITERALLY." "SHEMELTSMY OLDMAN 'S FACE OFF, LITERALLY." "OH,NO,NOTLITERALLY." "FACE OFF, LITERALLY." "OH,NO,NOTLITERALLY." "UM, BUT I DID DO VERY WELL." "OH,NO,NOTLITERALLY." "UM, BUT I DID DO VERY WELL." "SO DID TED." "UM, BUT I DID DO VERY WELL." "SO DID TED." "PUTYOURJACKETON, DUDE." "SO DID TED." "PUTYOURJACKETON, DUDE." "LET'S GET SOME VICTORY PIZZAS." "PUTYOURJACKETON, DUDE." "LET'S GET SOME VICTORY PIZZAS." "PIZZASOUNDSGREAT" "LET'S GET SOME VICTORY PIZZAS." "PIZZASOUNDSGREAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW." "PIZZASOUNDSGREAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW." "HEY, WHAT SIZE JACKETS" "RIGHT ABOUT NOW." "HEY, WHAT SIZE JACKETS DID YOU GUYS GET?" "♪OH,YEAH [laughs] THE LAW IS LOOKING FOR YOU." "YOU MESSED UP NOW." "♪ I'M A LOOSE CANNON ♪ WITH A LONG FUSE" "♪ WITH A LONG FUSE ♪ YOU WANNA MEASURE UP" "♪ YOU WANNA MEASURE UP ♪ SOME WAY, BOY" "♪ SOME WAY, BOY ♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOSE" "♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOSE ♪ YOU HEAR MY NAME ON THE LIPS" "♪ YOU HEAR MY NAME ON THE LIPS ♪ OF EVERY WOMAN" "♪ OF EVERY WOMAN ♪ I'M THE MAN" "♪ I'M THE MAN ♪ THAT THEY COME TO SEE" "♪ THAT THEY COME TO SEE ♪ I'LL CUT YOU DOWN" "♪ I'LL CUT YOU DOWN ♪ TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT" "♪ TILL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT ♪ AT ALL" "♪ AT ALL ♪ SHOW 'EM ALL" "♪ SHOW 'EM ALL ♪ THERE'S NO ONE BIGGER" "♪ THERE'S NO ONE BIGGER ♪ THAN ME" "♪ THAN ME ♪ 'CAUSE MY GAME" "♪ 'CAUSE MY GAME ♪ DON'T STOP" "♪ DON'T STOP ♪ YOU'RE A BAG OF BLOOD" "♪ YOU'RE A BAG OF BLOOD ♪ ABOUT TO POP FOR LAW" "♪ ABOUT TO POP FOR LAW ♪ LAW, LAW, LAW" "♪ LAW, LAW, LAW ♪ LAW, LAW, LAW, LAW" "♪ YES [chuckles] [chuckles] CLEAN YOURSELF UP."