"Move, I want to see a weapon here" "And a weapon there" "Sergeant, split your squad" "Set your weapons for close range" "Laser sight interlock engaged" "You ready to seal the room?" "System's armed, sir ready on your order" "Prepare to seal the room on my count" "5, 4, 3, 2, 1" "Attention, all personnel" "The room is sealed" "I repeat:" "The room is sealed" "Control two to the commander" "I'm sure an intrusion is beyond parameter three" "Moving to check it out" "Sector parameter three, scanning" "Sector..." "I see it" "Open the fire now" "Nabel, this thing's been spotted in target already" "Frankly, I was expecting more" "The company's expecting much more" "Mr. Saggs, you'll just be patient" "Must have missed" "Holly molly, I'm taking shots here" "Let me out..." "AAV13, do you copy?" "We've just lost contact with command post three" "Outside the second parameter" "This is commander" "We've lost contact with post three" "Can you drop them some temporary communications gear?" "Screw that command" "You didn't lose contact you lost them." "Over" "Put rockets in that area, hear me?" "Over" "Check your goddamn screens" "Where is he?" "Nabel" "He's on his way" "Move your armored personnel..." "East sector to the west keep them moving" "Lost two sensors" "What the hell is that?" "Air 4, what the hell's going on out there?" "What are those explosions?" "How many are these things out there?" "We need to attack" "One." "Repeat." "One" "We took a hit..." "It passed" "We are meat..." "Jesus" "Alright, everybody, stay cool" "Holly shit, it's right outside" "Stay cool..." "Do it!" "Everybody, fire!" "Hold your position..." "Damn" "This exercise has concluded" "Security stand down" "How many people know about this?" "I'm the only one with the complete picture, Mr. Sags" "I split development between divisions and different planets" "That's why it cost so much" "Yeah, it was expensive" "Nabel, with enough of these we can take over the world" "Which world?" "Earth, Nabel" "The government has been hanging by the thread for years" "With a hundred of these..." "How many have we got?" "5,000" "You astonish me!" "A particle weapon" "Nobody within five years will have anything remotely like it" "This thing turns them on and off" "You want to activate them You just click here..." "And tell them your objectives" "Here" "I've assigned your voice as the primary command of authority" "Nabel, you are a genius" "I'm proud of you" "The company will be very proud of you" "If circumstances only permitted" "I'll greenlight one great hellacious bonus for you" "And a promotion right on the spot" "But with our objectives on Earth" "You can see how that precludes it" "I see" "I know you would" "After all, you are a genius" "Of course this all has to be deniable" "From which you can unfortunately infer that you too..." "Have to be deniable" "Destroy Dr. Nabel" "No" "No" "Here approaches heavy freight PKF 946" "Requesting clearance in the Inter Pork dock" "PKF, reduce speed to 1,500" "And contact the controller on the designated frequency" "This is John Canyon" "Inbound from Mars City" "Call Inter Pork" "I've got 147 trailers" "Of Martian genetically square jacked up hogs" "Which I naturally want to dump as soon as possible" "You got the dock open?" "Canyon, this Keller of Inter Pork packers dispatch" "You are two day past due" "You got my regrets, pal" "Do you want those hogs or not Mr. Keller?" "You get them into C Dock, Canyon" "Park your load and park your mouth" "Bitching Betty I'm checking on the cargo" "As you wish, driver" "Magnetic floor activated" "How are you all doing?" "You like that don't you?" "Everybody happy?" "So where's my beer and when do I get paid?" "You can unhook your rig, Canyon" "Stop by the office in half an hour" "I'll give you a check" "I'll unhook when I got my money no offense" "You know that's not company policy" "I know that" "That's why it's my policy not to unhook until I'm paid" "You are late, plenty late" "Didn't I apologize?" "I got the hogs here in good shape" "I did it as quick as I could" "You knew my rig was slow and you hired me for the job" "I've taken that into consideration" "That's why I'm willing to offer you 1,500 credits" "No, no... you owe me 6,000" "You don't seem to get it" "I've only offered you 1,500 out of impulsive generosity" "I think it's time for you to leave" "You are upsetting my pigs" "Alright, Jackie" "Go get him, Jackie" "My pleasure" "No..." "Jackie" "That's not the way to throw a punch in zero gravity" "See, this is the recommended technique" "Shit" "What the hell do you think you are doing?" "You are gonna pressurize the air and kill us all" "Canyon, these hogs are company property" "They belong to me until you pay me" "Now get the hell off my rig" "I'm gonna get a court order you hear me?" "You'll forfeit your right of any payment" "Yeah..." "Do you hear me?" "Cindy" "Hi, John" "Got only four weeks this time?" "Yeah, I got lucky" "I picked up a load of square pigs on Mars" "Who is this?" "The name is Mike Pucci" "Let's not get ahead of ourselves" "You are a space trucker, kid?" "Not yet" "He's taking a solo today" "Yeah?" "Give me a hamburger well done and a French fries" "What kind of rig you're driving?" "Pachyderm 2000" "Pachyderm?" "Wow" "So you've been driving for a while I guess" "It's hard to beat that old lion kid" "Student Mike Pucci report to area T" "That's me" "Wish me luck, Cindy" "Good luck, Mike" "See you" "Who's the kid?" "To you I mean" "The customer, like you" "I didn't always use to be just a customer" "Sorry, new rules" "They're recycling all leftovers ok?" "Screw all that cheap bullshit" "I don't like it better than you do" "But I can't afford to get fired especially now" "What's going on?" "Well, you know my mother's on Earth right?" "Maybe you mentioned it, yeah" "She's gotta have an operation and it's really serious" "And I promised that I'll be there with her" "That's right, I'm sorry" "So when are you leaving?" "Leaving?" "You know what it takes" "I'll have to pull double shifts here for over a year" "To get on my way out of here" "Let me ask around see what I can come up with" "You are a good man, John" "But you are not a company man" "They only give Earth errands to company people" "And none of them has the balls to risk taking me" "I would give anything" "You know what I want" "Yeah" "How many times I proposed to you?" "Three?" "I think you left out a few" "Last couple of times you were pretty loaded" "Tell you what, you agree to marry me" "I'll get you to Earth" "Cindy" "Yeah right" "It's a deal then?" "John, you get me to Earth" "And if you still want to marry me when we get there" "I'll do it" "Alright, alright" "I'm gonna get back to work" "Right" "Sonic pig" "Cool, man" "Yeah" "Get the toll truck ready" "I'll unhook the load and meet you there" "Ok" "Hey, John" "Still working independent, John?" "Still own my own rig pick my own loads" "And don't sell ads space on my tits if that's what you're talking about" "You're back for Kev's funeral?" "I didn't hear it" "In his load he got into the scum cluster" "Not much of it came out" "Hijackers killed him huh?" "And then some" "Who do you think got him?" "There's this Captain Macanudo" "That guy's a damn depraved animal" "Captured Kev's load" "All they sent back was his dick" "Using a tennis ball for the coffin" "Cremation would've had more dignity if you ask me" "Anyways, John, we're planning on having a wake after the service" "John" "You held Inter Pork hogs?" "Yeah, they are my hogs until I get paid for them" "Jesus, look at that" "Some piece of garbage wrapped in human skin" "Is trying to jack my load" "Yeah?" "You want to see me, Mr. Keller?" "Yeah, I understand you just graduated from space truck school" "Yeah" "I need someone to push a shipment of square hogs" "To Little Chicago on Titan" "Square pigs?" "Isn't that John Canyon's load?" "It's Inter Pork load" "I fired Canyon yesterday" "You got a feeling about that one way or the other?" "No" "No, I barely know the guy" "Good" "Cause it's about 1,500 out of the freight push so you want that job" "Yeah, I'm the best" "Your potential is frightening" "You want the job?" "I'll take it" "Pick up your pink probationary coveralls from ammos and supply" "See you keep them clean" "Pink, huh?" "They are pink" "Mike, congratulations" "Thanks" "John, Mike got himself a new job" "Normally we'd have some kind of blowout... for that" "But I see from your pajamas whom you're working for" "Which is nothing to celebrate" "John, not everyone can be independent" "Not everyone can drive their own rig babe" "John, I'm sorry about your losing your job" "It's my only shot" "I'm out of money." "I'm out of credit" "Somebody's gotta get these pigs to Titan" "You took a fearless world of inventory, kid" "And then you took my job?" "If you can live with that, great" "But I don't have to" "Now you hump yourself down to the other end of the ball" "Look, I treat you with respect" "I'm asking you to do the same here" "Keller's here" "Look, kid" "Your boss brought the circus with him" "We've come to pay our respect" "The circus" "A pair of trained turds are right here" "He's just blowing steam, Mr. Keller" "The Kev thing got people upset" "Slam your teeth, Delia" "I want you off this hub, Canyon" "I like to oblige you" "If you'd paid me I'd be gone by now" "We've fueled your rig" "Now move your ass down there and off this station" "I don't work for you" "Ok" "Somebody said something?" "You don't mess with me, Canyon" "And you never ever mess with the company" "Now hold on, Mr. Keller" "The man's with his rights here" "Step off, kid" "The kid's a real space lawyer" "Get away from me, Canyon" "Jackie, do something" "Jackie, do something" "My god, somebody help me" "Somebody, please" "Jack, come on" "Grab him" "No, Cindy, get out of here" "Cindy, get out" "Give me your hand" "Come on" "Let's get out of here" "It's the wrong door" "Get in now" "John, it's the wrong door" "Get out." "What are you doing?" "John, close it" "It's occupied" "Nice lady" "Come on in the cubicle, both of you" "Alright, check the stall" "Get out, what are you doing?" "It's occupied" "This wouldn't be a social call would it?" "It's always a pleasure to see you Mr. Zesty" "I need to get off the hub" "I need a load" "It's problematic, John" "Problematic" "There are people who'd like to see you put down like a diseased dog" "Tons of people" "How about I recite all the times that I helped you out?" "This and that..." "Here and there" "And I should be the man to decide?" "Yeah" "I shall open my heart at once" "I do have something" "Something unpleasant I fear" "We'll take it" "I'm his partner" "Says who?" "What?" "You're saying I'm not?" "I lost one job because of you you owe me" "If I stay here, they are gonna mount my ass on the board" "You're a passenger, not a partner" "So what've you got, Mr. Zesty?" "It's a rush shipment to Earth" "Two-day schedule" "Containers to the lab in high orbit on arrival" "He said Earth" "We'll do it" "What's the cargo?" "The manifest states..." "Polymer sexual substitutes" "Sex dolls?" "They're providing 5 times of the going rate" "Providing all the people forged of course" "Undetectable" "I said... done" "I hesitate to caution a man of your experience" "But the consigners of this cargo were most emphatic" "That the delivery schedule being adhered to" "And..." "Don't temper with those containers" "Is this gonna take long?" "The troopers are all over the place" "No, I'm almost done" "You see her coming?" "No, you think the law grabbed her?" "No, she'll make it" "I like her" "She's friendly" "Yeah, she's got a kindly nature" "You mind if I ask you what the deal's with Cindy?" "I don't get you" "I think she likes me" "I like to pursue her further" "I'd like to know if you're involved" "If I get your drift and I do get your drift" "I must tell you that, Mike" "A gentleman doesn't answer a question like that" "That's a no?" "Sorry, I'm late" "I had to give them 30 seconds notice" "Here help me out" "It's all right" "Geez, my underwear" "I haven't seen this before" "It's a friend of yours?" "Actually it's my mother Carol" "It's taken before I was born" "I can see where you got your good looks from" "Thanks" "Wouldn't mind meeting her back then" "Yeah?" "Yeah" "Here we go" "There" "I've never seen trailers like these before" "They look kind of..." "Creepy" "They look like they've come a long way already" "What do you think is in them, John?" "I don't" "Something really creepy" "At maximum velocity" "We'll still be 6 hours on the wrong side of the delivery time" "They can stand the ship being late" "John, you wanna fill me in on your plans" "I don't ask yours" "We're all in this together alright?" "I think you owe me and Cindy the courtesy of an answer" "Our system's functional Pressure within acceptable range" "Electronic systems to the full" "John, the minute we pull outta here" "The transport troops are gonna be all over us, you get that?" "Now you just got to learn to live with your fear" "If it gets too bad, breathe into a paper bag or something" "Shut up" "Crawl in the cell" "You'd better power down, Canyon" "I'm sorry, boys" "I've got a priority load of perishable goods here" "It's not a request" "We've got questions about Keller" "Last time I saw him" "He's being sucked ass first into the outer darkness" "John, I think these guys are getting serious" "We'd better stop" "Yeah" "Not while I still have the options open" "All units converge" "Abandon pursuit" "Repeat, do not pursue" "We can get them, damn it" "The orders are to abandon pursuit" "I love taking orders" "Looks like we lost them" "More like they stopped chasing us" "That was some of the best driving I've ever seen" "Thank you" "Just put the paddle to the metal" "And pray for what's in your fate" "Breakfast is ready" "You guys up there, food's ready" "Mike, Cindy, come on" "Are we on time?" "We'll make it" "We left Spensinan" "About six hours ago" "What's this?" "Saliva activated cappuccino and eggs" "Don't you like it?" "What the hell is that?" "Some kind of floating junkyard?" "Welcome to the scum cluster" "What the hell happened to them?" "Asteroids killed them" "Asteroids?" "Where are they?" "Where are they?" "Yeah, where are they?" "Warning, density 10 asteroid field" "Freight driver" "You're approaching too fast for evasive maneuvers" "Don't make me tune you off, Betty" "John, this shows a big cluster coming straight ahead" "I don't see anything" "It's got to be malfunction, right?" "It's the black rock" "Drive yourselves in" "I think we are clear" "I've never been so afraid in my life" "Look out" "Ok, Cindy?" "Yeah" "Mike?" "Yeah" "I'm going for some light" "How bad do you think it is?" "It felt bad" "Sure did" "Betty, confirm what I'm seeing here" "Freight driver main and secondary engines are down" "Decompression inconsistency in a component in direction control" "Thanks, Betty" "The internal pool system has also shut down" "You are welcome, freight driver" "No chance of a fix?" "Sure" "After five-hour cool-down" "We'll roast in here before then" "It's getting hot in here" "I think we've got two hours before we burn up" "Escape pod's no good" "Too far away from the nearest colony to make it" "Anyway, it only holds two" "What's that mean?" "We're gonna die?" "There's always a chance" "Our emergency beacons will draw somebody before that happens" "Somebody?" "What do you mean somebody?" "John" "Sure, there's always a chance, baby" "Always a chance" "We've got a little juice left in the parking rocket" "If we can cut the load loose" "We should be able to put ourselves in the shadow of one asteroid" "Yeah, that'd give us enough time to fix the main engine" "Let's go" "It's a one-man job" "Be careful" "You were born on Earth, Cindy?" "Yeah, New York City" "That's technically a part of Earth" "Earth, I've always dreamt about going to Earth" "It's great" "You know... birds, trees" "Those things living in the rivers?" "Yeah, fish" "My mother used to take me to see them a couple of times" "Earth is an amazing place" "It's so hot" "Yeah" "Do you mind?" "No" "I'll do the same" "I feel so much better" "John, how are you doing out there buddy?" "Some kind of automatic seal deal here" "I'm gonna try cracking it off" "Alright, you do that Let me know if I can help you out" "Mike, we've gotta stop" "Wait... wait" "Stop, this happens all the time" "Ok, realize one thing" "I'm engaged" "What?" "It started out as a joke John asked me to marry him" "And I said sure if you take me to Earth" "It's total bullshit" "A promise is a promise John's a good man" "I don't have to justify myself to you or to anybody..." "Ok, stop, sorry" "This is not gonna work" "It's awfully warm in here" "Toughly hot in here isn't it?" "So let's take your clothes off be more comfortable" "Right?" "Yeah" "Would that have been your idea?" "It was my idea, so what?" "I think it's a pretty cheesy way to look at my fiance's tits" "Knock it off, John" "That's not what's going on here at all" "I got to hand it to you, Mike king of the smooth dogs" ""Oh, it's hot in here your husband is outside..."" "We're not married alright?" "How about a guy who forces a girl to marry him in exchange of a lift?" "I'd like to know what you think" "Hey, stop it..." "Stop fighting over a girl" "Who's gonna be two scoops of ash in about two hours" "We're gonna die here, ok?" "Why don't try for a little dignity for a change?" "I can't unhook the load" "There's some kind of auto-defense mechanism on the containers" "Whatever's in them ain't no sex dolls" "A plastic date wouldn't need that kind of protection" "Yeah, tell me about it" "So what are we gonna do now?" "Why don't we divert the cooling" "From the refrigerator through the inside plumbing?" "It's a great idea" "It'd give us something to do anyway" "Pachyderm 2000 rig..." "It don't have a refrigerator" "Why the hell not?" "Because it's an option" "I don't buy options" "Like it's either the suede seats" "Or half tinted portative silent suck toilets" "I don't buy options" "Ok, ok" "But I did bring this" "Suck a Zux" "At least we've got some notice" "It's the time to prepare ourselves for the end" "However you do that" "Attention, freight driver" "We've been approached by an oligarch class passenger liner" "Passenger liner, we are being saved" "There's likely to be some conditions attached to that" "Liner identified former vessel A7 N843" "Vanished 10, 24, 92" "It didn't vanish." "It was jacked" "These guys are jackers, man" "If it's who I think it is" "Boy, you're lucky you're not wearing those company pajamas" "Come on, let's go" "Get that hatch open, come on" "John, how many guns you've got?" "I'm not even sure if this one works" "They are here, man" "If you're not gonna use it give it to me." "I'll use it" "You're gonna make one of them desperate lie-and-stands?" "Say we know these scums may have in mind for us" "What do you think they're gonna do to her?" "Mike, there's not a lot we can do" "We just hope our cooperative attitudes are at our disposition" "What do you have in mind, Mike?" "We'll hold them off as long as we can, then..." "What?" "I'll save two shots for both of us" "Great, yeah" "Can you put that thing away someplace safe ok?" "We're not gonna let them take us Give me the gun" "Mike, I've got to go to Earth" "If I got to wait and do nasty crap I'm still going" "Everybody, come on, move" "We don't work for the company remember that" "We are friendly, friendly" "Drop it" "We don't work for the company" "Over to the control panel move it, now" "We're going..." "You're all prisoners of the Regalia if anyone's curious" "If you try to escape you'll be killed" "If you resist, you'll be killed" "If you fail to obey orders you'll be killed" "What the hell" "We'll probably kill you anyway" "Alright, get them out of here" "Come on." "Move it." "Get out" "Get your hands off me" "Move them out..." "Come on" "We don't work for the company" "Move it" "Sorry" "Come on" "Ok, stay with me" "Look at that" "Salvage specialist" "Shut up." "What do you hold?" "We don't know" "I'm telling you we don't know never cared" "It's a mistake to give up caring" "That's too much Macanudo wouldn't like it" "You leave the captain to me" "My pleasure" "Cutt, man" "The manifest says what they're carrying is sex dolls" "Sex dolls?" "What do you think they are really carrying?" "Gotta be something hot." "Drugs maybe" "You like drugs or guns best, Lou?" "Drugs man" "I like guns better" "Scummy" "Yeah" "Hook them up" "This way" "Where's Captain's equipment?" "Over here" "Manifest says they carry sex dolls" "Thank you for apprising me Mr. Cutt" "I do know how much you like to be apprised sir" "You have been perspiring" "It's about 170 in the cab" "I compliment you, my dear" "You have a strong, distinctive" "And not altogether unpleasant body odour" "It's gratifyingly approachable" "Captain we want to thank you for saving us" "We're grateful about it, thank you" "I didn't save you you company scumbag" "I jacked your load" "Whatever, we appreciate it" "It's important that you understand we do not work for the company" "I want to know what your cargo is" "Who's the shipper and who's the consignee?" "We don't know none of that" "You're gonna kick yourself later" "If you have trouble to inform yourself" "I'd have to slice off your manly process" "Is he talking about my dick?" "Captain, we're just independent contract haulers" "We're trying to make a living" "We don't ask a lot of questions" "What we do know..." "Is whatever's in those cars is not something to mess with" "Do I look like someone to mess with?" "No, sir" "Like I have the IQ of an egg timer?" "No" "I see high security double-duty containers in your hauling" "I'd say the pair of you are company butt boys" "Wrong" "If you want to hack off my dick do it" "And I'll change my name to Terry or Lee or something neutral" "That ain't gonna change what I know" "Your dick?" "Is this your dick?" "No" "That one's mine" "Ok, I'm gonna put some Fermat theorem in my head" "That takes between 8 and 17 seconds" "And then we'll begin again" "Captain's a genius" "Yeah" "I was head of company's research and development" "Top man" "Slotted for the big dogs" "I was betrayed by that bastard E. J. Saggs" "Found out before he killed me" "Made a mistake of having it done in the laboratory" "I was able to save myself" "We create my body" "You are a very attractive woman" "In the normal course of human affairs" "You probably wouldn't look twice at me" "Captain where are we going with this?" "I'm going at the beauty like other men" "The beauty... beauty fills my life's holes so to speak" "Were you not chained to a major support beam of my ship" "I wouldn't stand a chance of having sex with someone" "As so alluring as you" "Leave her alone you half-wit asshole" "He didn't mean that" "He respects the brave way you confront your disability" "Kill him" "Wait" "Mr. Cutt" "I've got to go to Earth I've got to see my mother" "So keep the load and give us the..." "I'll have sex with you" "Really?" "Yeah." "Right there on the floor if that's what you want" "I think we should prepare to my quarter, my dear" "Scummy" "John, we've got to do something" "What are we going to do?" "Just sit here?" "Don't corrupt the right to be indignant, kid" "She's my fiance" "What will make you more comfortable, my dear?" "I have seven different forms of sedation" "Alcohol" "The usual pharmacology" "Let's not fool ourselves, Captain" "I just want to get this over with" "I can accept that" "However, I'm confident I can make you a favorable impression" "I rebuilt my own mind" "So you got a homemade brain" "I rebuilt everything" "Every organ" "I've made a low-amp electrical wiring pulse" "Designed to drive women wild with pleasure" "Stop, you're gonna make me puke" "Quit talking or the deal's off, ok?" "Please allow me a few moments" "To coordinate my seldom-used reproductive sequence" "Yeah, sure" "Lou, this casing's made out of some exotic alloy" "This security seal, man It's something new" "I wouldn't mess with that load" "It's bad." "It'll eat you alive" "My heart is racing, Mr. Truckman" "Ok, Sam" "Hit it" "You alright?" "The diamond blade just shattered" "What the hell does that?" "One of those things" "We're gonna try something else, Lou" "Yeah" "What the hell is that?" "Sam" "Sam... are you alright?" "What's cooking?" "Something's cooking" "What are you talking about?" "Smells like somebody's making hamburgers" "Goddamn, Sam, it's you" "Sam..." "What did I tell you?" "Shut up" "I've got to tell the captain" "John, we've got to do something" "What do you think they're doing to her up there?" "It's not the first time she's doing it for the team" "100% operational, my dear" "You wanna lose that?" "It's gonna give me nosebleed" "It's my good-luck charm I never take it off" "Just close your eyes and think of Brooklyn" "You bitch!" "Nothing personal" "You've just made the biggest mistake of your life" "Speak tough for a guy who can't get up on his back" "You'll never get off the ship" "Yeah?" "Watch me" "Mr. Cutt" "There you are, Captain" "Lou just went looking for you, the load..." "You want me to leave" "Alright, Captain, ok" "Back awfully quick aren't you Captain?" "She write you out?" "Kill them, huh?" "What?" "What?" "You want to kill them, absolutely" "You want me to cut them down?" "You don't mind if I tenderize them a little bit first?" "Scummy" "You overblown cretin" "Aren't you in need of some fixing?" "I'm sorry you couldn't find it in your heart to give me a chance" "You could've been my beloved concubine" "Share my position here" "I guess it was not in my fortune cookie" "Now all you'll share is my crew 312 of them in random order" "But first, you can watch me kill your friends" "Or if you prefer you can turn the other way" "Do it" "Captain, did it occur to you that" "A load with that kind of protection ought to be checked out first?" "After you, Mr. Cutt" "Yes, sir" "Right behind you, Lou" "Come on, get in there" "Man!" "Holly shit" "What the hell is all this junk?" "These are my babies" "Captain" "State of the art disintegrators, boys" "This baby will bake a man in 500 milliseconds" "And leave his watch and small change lying on the deck" "Just... what have we got here, sir?" "We've got Saggs" "We've got E. J. Saggs right by his shriveled scrotum" "A little reprogramming and the company is mine" "Ours, if you will" "And I'll feed Saggs' liver to the ship's rats" "Look at this." "This one is missing" "What?" "Damn" "What's that do, Captain?" "Quiet" "It's coming!" "Kill it..." "What the hell is going on here?" "I don't know but I bet we get blamed" "Let's get out of here" "Bite it deathnut, asshole" "Get ready." "Let's go" "Five minutes to complete cool down" "We ain't got five minutes" "Fire it up would you, Mike?" "We made it" "I can't believe we got out of there" "I gotta say I'm very very happy to be here" "Godamn I am" "Me too" "Of course you always feel that way after a near miss" "It wears off" "Attention, freight driver" "There's a breach in the exterior hull of container One" "The pressure and oxygen levels falling" "We've got a vacuumed container it's too bad" "The load's perishables always perish" "Yeah, so forget it" "Wait a second." "Did somebody hear something back there?" "Does it sound like something's back there?" "I do" "Bitching Betty, take over" "Mike, suit up" "Cindy, move over here" "Sit here." "You watch these gauges" "You see a red light come on" "You shout at me on the radio, ok?" "Alright" "I want you to elaborate on your instructions" "Bitching Betty you hold the course toward Earth" "You'd better keep this ok?" "It's an SOS" "Yeah, it can also be a trap" "Light me" "There's a flamer in my pocket" "Maybe I should get the first aid kit" "Forget it" "I cauterized the main arteries" "But I don't have much time left" "What happened back there to Regalia?" "Soldier..." "They are activated to do what they're programmed to do" "You're one of the... our cargos you know what's in them?" "An army" "What?" "I made them for the company" "Genetically engineered" "Biochemical super warriors" "My babies... you can't stop them" "There's got to be some way to shut those bastards off" "We're doomed" "I'm afraid" "If I had an anus..." "I'll probably shit over myself" "You got to tell us how to stop these things" "They activate in the waves 1,2,4,8" "This thing here locks them up" "You boys got a use for this?" "He's gone" "Yeah" "For a son of a bitch gang rapist murderer" "He died ok." "Come on" "John" "John!" "Do it" "I should go check it out in there" "We need some light in here" "I've got a flashlight" "It ain't exactly made for the space" "It's made for reading under the blanket isn't it?" "Damn" "This thing doesn't work until they're all grown up" "Let's... get back outside and wait for them" "Yeah" "Come on..." "Here" "John" "Everything ok back there?" "We don't know yet" "I can't see anything" "Isn't that supposed to be four of them?" "Yeah" "Where's the other two?" "Cindy, put your spacesuit on" "They are headed toward the cab" "Do it, John" "Freeze them" "Do not damage or destroy your means of transport to Earth..." "It's programming They can't break their truck" "John, he's got a Swiss army knife" "Shit, man" "Cooking time estimated 45 seconds" "Next time there's gonna be eight" "We'll go into the Earth orbit" "So when I cut the load loose it will drop them in the atmosphere" "And incinerate those mutant guys" "I want the two of you to get in the escape pod and get out of here" "No, we'll go with you" "You ain't being asked" "Mike, you drive the pod" "So what's the plan, John?" "Well..." "I'm gonna try to free the cargo" "Blow it if I have to" "Then I'm gonna ride the rig down" "John, the goddamn rig will never make it to the atmosphere" "Get serious" "Kid, this is a Pachyderm 2000 rig" "It was mine before you were born" "I know what it will do" "Now I've got something to say to both of you" "Cindy, I'm releasing you" "Of all your obligations to marry me right now" "I want to apologize for the way I've done it" "It weren't right" "And I guess I've been jealous" "Since I saw the way you two behave to each other together" "John, you don't have to apologize really" "I don't do it so well anyway" "Probably because you've never done it before" "My advice to you is you take this woman to the church" "At the first exit off the freeway and you get hitched" "You are a lucky man" "Alright, partner, kick butt" "We're about ready here, John" "How is it going buddy?" "Oh, it's hanging by a thread" "I'll have it cut in no time" "I can practically kick it apart" "No sign of any genetic deal" "So go on, get out of here" "John, I figure we'll try for the Palmdale spaceport" "You can bring your rig in there" "Yeah, it sounds good" "I'll see you there" "Betty, how much time before we hit the atmosphere?" "32 seconds, freight driver" "Entering the atmosphere" "Had enough for you?" "There he is" "Look, Mike, is that smoke?" "It's bound to be smoke" "The seal's burning off" "Come on, John, come on, baby" "Come on..." "He's getting closer" "He's gonna make it" "He's gonna make it" "Here he comes" "My god" "My god, Mike" "Hey..." "Look here" "You are married yet?" "Good to see you" "We interrupt this program for a special news update" "Two space truckers and a waitress" "Have saved the Earth from the invasion from outer space" "The three of them discovered" "They were carrying an army of robotic warriors" "Sent by persons unknown to conquer our planet" "Mom" "I have Mike and John here with me" "Oh, just a second" "Would you like us to come back when you're more recovered?" "No, I'll be right with you" "Sit down" "Can we get you anything, Mrs. Welch?" "Get this Mike, call me Carol" "Mom" "Mom" "This is Mike" "Mike yeah, welcome to the family" "This is John" "Oh yeah" "You are Carol Welch?" "Cindy is your daughter?" "This Cindy?" "What?" "Do I look weird or something?" "You look great... and beautiful" "Like a picture I saw of you" "But the picture was taken twenty years back" "Could somebody tell me what's going on here?" "You see when I got sick they offered me a choice" "Die or get frozen" "Anyway, I got the deep freeze" "They thawed me." "They cured me" "Here I am" "They froze you?" "Well, there's a lot of fancy names for it but..." "Yeah" "I don't look freeze or burnt do I?" "Not from what I can see" "Special agent Ridgid I'm taking charge here" "What do you want?" "Pat them down" "What?" "I'm head of presidential security" "We'll secure this room for presidential visit" "The president?" "The president of the world is coming here?" "Yeah?" "Mr. President..." "Ok, Ridgid, move along" "Shoot" "I'm President Saggs" "I'm here to express the gratitude of my administration" "And my constituents All the people of the system" "Saggs?" "E. J. Saggs?" "I thought the president's name was Dobey" "Dobey is the former president" "He resigned last week" "The government's been privatized" "We know who you are Saggs, ok?" "You sent those things to Earth" "And you cost us a good rig" "And you almost got us killed about 50 times" "Take it easy" "You are talking to the president here" "I'll grant you there've been mistakes made" "And there've been lies told" "But I assure you whatever you've been told" "I was not aware and I was not involved" "You were not aware, right" "Could it be that some individual in the company" "Just overreached himself?" "He sent these things to Earth as a kind of insurance policy" "In case the merger task broke down" "But I wouldn't like this sort of rumors to be circulating" "During the crucial days of my administration" "Or..." "Ever" "No problem" "Just so happens there's a new rig ready to take off" "And it's waiting for you there on Gantry F" "What do you think you are gonna do?" "Buy us a tuna fish sandwich?" "I've also arranged" "To have your mother's hospital bill taken care of" "Hold on a second" "For your other troubles..." "Maybe this will compensate to some small degree" "We didn't do what we did for money" "Money doesn't fix anything alright?" "You have our cooperation and our silence sir" "Good." "Good" "Well, I must run" "Remember our hush-hush" "Yes, sir" "Thanks for everything" "Mr. Independent" "What was that about?" "You're gonna keep this?" "No, we're not gonna keep it" "We don't want no part of that money" "You guys could really use that money" "Getting married and all" "We don't want that kind of money" "You two don't get it do you?" "If you don't take this money" "And shut up about what happened" "They're gonna come after you And you'll disappear" "Now you got to take it" "We got to take the money" "We got to take this" "And become company butt boys for the rest of our lives" "I want to make sure that you understand the facts" "You're gonna take it, John?" "Are you gonna take it?" "No, but I don't want you to end up like me" "God forbid" "Somebody fried Saggs" "You know, I think it was us" "Oh, my god" "We'd better get out of here" "Come on" "Too bad Saggs blew himself up" "We've never got to thank him for the new rig" "Alright, here we go" "I've never done this before" "Any chance I'll lose my lunch?" "You'll be fine 5,4,3,2,1" "Ignition!"