"You've got to be pretty smart to get into the honors engineering program." "How did you know that?" "This is the honors engineering floor." "I found out you had sex with Evan Chambers?" "I did, in rushing and it was amazing." "Evan Chambers is my boyfriend." "How awkward for you." "So, what do I do?" "You do what you need to do make it right in your mind." "Yeah~~!" "You guys play football?" "Oh, I played for a year." "in Little League." "You know, we can kick your ass in anything." " Really?" " Yeah, we are good." "I'm not a gay." "I was just drunk." "Who sent it." "I bet it's from Rebecca." "She didn't do this." "Someone else's holding a camera." "I will delete it." "No, wait!" "Where did you get that." "I'm willing to bet you didn't get enough attention from your dad growing up?" "Want to get his attention now?" "Comes up from the outside." "Setting up a shot." "Shoot!" "You might want to aim away from the goal next time." "I'm proving though!" "That's all that matters." "Hey, did you know during his 20-year career in the NHL" "Wayne Gretzky score 894 goals?" "Had 1,963 assist?" "That's 2,857 points." "No." "I also didn't know you're so into hockey." "I'm not." "I've never even watched the game before." "But never played beer-pong before either." "Yeah, totally my win." "The Kappa Tau's first floor hockey game of the season is today." "I just want to be ready." "It's just intramural sports." "I know, but I've never really got to play sports in high school." "This is something I feel like I can really do." "Playing sports with the guys." "Doing guy's stuff." "Yeah, well, enjoy your guy thing, Rusty." "I gotta go back to the House." "Aren't you gonna play for Omega Chis?" "Nah." "Sounds like work." "Open that Rusty Cartwright all by himself setting up for the shot!" "He shoot!" "How about give me a 2-min head start?" "Okay?" "Sorry." "Oh, I asked you for Sumatra with the splash of soy." "Not a Latte with the hole." "You don't want me to get fat, do you?" "gut!" "What?" "Question." "If I want to put sex video onto the internet, can I do that straight from my phone?" "Nothing starts the day off right like that first cup of joe," "After all your first is always the best, don't you agree?" "The one that's the most special." "The one you can never avoid." "The one you can never forget." "You guys are way into your coffee." "Pardon, I inspire testy more in muffin." "What's up!" "more muffin." "Ready to get sluttered by the Lambda Sigs?" "You forgetting the fact that we have the Beaver." "The number one recruit for CRU Football?" "And Lambda Sigs have numbers two through thirty." "Never discount the under dog." "Here you go." "Try this." "Um." "I think I wanted iced coffee." "Might I recommend a Cappie-cino?" "Go play your sports." "Greek 1x04 "Picking Teams"" "Oh..." "Hey, Cap!" "Spitter!" "Is that you?" "Yeah, hi." "Do I ever get a chance to play?" "I'm ready." "I've been practicing." "Can you see those huge guys out there with the sticks?" "Yeah." "Good, cause I can't, which might be a sign of a concussion." "Wait, there they are." "I'll bee right back." "I can't be passing you goal because of freaking shit." "Come on, Beave." "Kappa Tau never say die." "Kappa Taus are dead." "And looks like we are going to be going up against Lambda Sig next round or two." "Could you do me a favor, do some recon working on goalie." "As athletic support liaison for Omega Chi," "It's my job to solicit ideas on how I can affect to support you," "Oh, okay" "Bake cookies?" "Paint signs?" "How about a paparelli." "How about just this?" "Good, cause I hate baking cookies." "I mean how hard is it to embroider ZBZ heart's Omega Chi on a polo." "I can make some cost for you." "um.." "Casey will figure it out." "She's always my point special projects." "Do you think I can put my name on to the next for assignment?" "Oh, sweetie, pledes don't get assignments." "I was just thinking that you might make an exception, considering my political expierence in my dad's house in Jackson hode?" "Could be fun for the committee retree." "I do look really good at preski." "Let me ponder." "Frany, what's the story of this crappy Kappa Tau who looks like Rob Thomas?" " He was talking to Casey this morning..." " Oh. god." "He just can't get over it." "Casey made a mistake dating Cappie freshman year." "He's ridiculous has no dishonorables." "We consider but holding her activation because of that unholy alliance." "Luckly, she came to her sense and dumped him." "I love learning about my big sis." "Time out!" "All right" "We are down three goals." "There is a minute left in the game." "There is no really one thing we can do." "Start drinking now." "This game is over." "Pledge!" "Yes, sir!" "Bow force please, thank you." "Hey Ruby." "Hop in, don't die." "Okay, you got it." "They're putting Rusty in?" "Oh, they should be good." "Oh, it's pretty mean bad." "Very very bad." "Hey, I think we met in rush night." "You ready for pain?" "Is that true question?" "Is it over?" "Oh, yeah." "Nice goaling, Spitter." "You just scored it against your own team." "We should mark those, huh?" "I said take off the mask." "Lambda Sigs are disqualified for the improper use of a professional athlete." "Marty Macsorly." "The Kappa Taus will play the Omega Chis." "On your feet Pledge Owens!" "Dad?" "Unbeliebable." "22 years this place hasn't changed." "Of course we'd have better job to keep in the clean." "Would you go so learn?" "What are you doing here?" "Believe that's my life." "I've been college for weeks." "You suffering from imagine privacy withdraw?" "How's first week in event for sports season." "I thought I come watch you play." "Imagine my surprise when I went to the gym." "You are nowhere to be found." "Guess I forgot." "You loved hockey in high school." "Look, our agreement required me to be a pledge of a fraternity." "All right?" "That's all." "So, uh.. do they know?" "Nop." "I'm not playing on top." "Man, this couldn't be the same chair." "I was dating the ZBZ." "Hilary Mosovase." "Dad." "I won't get into the details but let's just.." "Let's just stop right there." "All right." "Banging Beaver, now I've seen everything." "Muffin." "I missed you." "Tell me about you." "Kappa Tau's Cappie." "Kappa Tau's win." "On a tackle Kaudie shocker." "Don't worry." "We'll be two gals fair and squire." "Oh, like you've ever beaten us at anything." "One word, beer-pong." "You are a joke, do you know that?" "No, it's all right Beaver." "I mean a Spitter can take him down for pedal." "I think I can take care of myself." "Yeah, well, it's just too bad you couldn't take care of Casey." "Now why'd you have to go and bring that up?" "He took care of her... all night long during rush!" "Down, Beave." "I'll see you in the court." "I bought a ton of stuff to rally to the Omega Chis." "Pledge Rebecca, would you unload my car please?" "I'll let you two talk first." "Come and sit." "Let's chat." "Lemonade?" "Sure." "Now that the game's going to be between Omega Chis and Kappa Taus." "I have some concerns about our athletic support program." "Wow, that's some lemonade." "I feel like this is my fault, even though it isn't." "When I told you to even the score with Evan," "I meant go find some cute barrista without the last name." "Not your squeezy ex-." "What are you talking about?" "Rebecca heard from someone called Beaver." "Appearntly he announced stuffs after the game in front of everyone." "Including Evan." "Oh god." "She felt awful telling me but," "She did it to protect you." "And us." "There is a potential conflict of interest here." "Wait, are you questioning my loyalty?" "I'm not, sweaty." "But it's about outside perception." "So, I have decided to have Rebecca replace you as athletic support lead." "As I'm telling, this whole thing blows over." "She's a pledge." "She has a lot of great ideas how to take it to the next level." "But she's a pledge." "You replacing me with a pledge?" "Casey, let me impart for a sec." "An important aspect of being a leader is the ability to manage your mistakes." "Remember when Chanie shot that man in the face?" "He went underground for couple days in a bunker." "Laid low and before you know it, the guy he shot was apologizing to him." "Genius, right?" "Yes, but..." "I'm just trying to help you." "Please." "For your own good, go underground." "I was thinking maybe I could be more useful on defense." "It's a big game, Spitter." "It's bigger than all of us." "It's a classic battle between good and Evan." "Beer-pong started a winning streak against Omega Chis that I'm ready to defend to the death." "I did win at beer-pong." "Absolutely!" "You are the MVP of beer-pong." "But we gotta put our good guys in this time around to destroy Evan Chambers." "I know Evan's a jerk, but what did he do to you?" "We go way back." "I've hated Evan for almost 2 years now since we had room together freshman year." "What happened freshman year?" "A long story." "But you understand as much as anyone that kicking Evan's ass can only mean good things." "So that's what we have to do." "I wanna help!" "Spitter!" "Do you know the most important part to any athletic organization?" "Morale?" "Hydration." "You want me to be the water boy?" "Team hydration facilitator." "Remember, it's not what your fraternity can do for you, but what you can't do for your fraternity, and you just cannot play floor hockey." "It's what you can do for your fraternity, it's affirmative." "That's the spirit." "The Kappa Taus aren't much as treat as Lambda Sigs but, that doesn't mean we shouldn't bring our best game." "That's why.." "I have asked a star, distinguished alum coach Roger Owens in this to help us train." "Yeah~!" "Thank you" "Well there is the Rose Bowl." "We are intramurals." "Story is the same!" "Team wins, it goes everyone's on the same page." "Team is only a strong, as each individual player." "Which is why I like to tell you little bit about my son." "Pledge Owens." "Oh.." "Father Owens, can I talk to you for second?" "Trust me." "You don't need to hide you arc." "Gentlemen!" "my son has a secret." "He needs to share." "No, I don't." "Hey, it's okay Calvin." "There is always a secret." "Calvin is not just an ordinary pledge, he's different." "Dad!" "Calvin is.." "all state hockey player." "You gotta put him on the team!" "So.." "does it need some glitter?" "Oh, I was kind of going with the pink and green theme." "Something more like......." "This!" "[Casey loves Cappie Tau]" "Wait, that's not right." "Here, sis, can I have a word?" "What's up big sis?" "Do you think you can come between Frany and me?" "I feel for you and your sad situation." "Frany appointed me because she couldn't trust you!" "I'm just doing what Frany feels." "This's the best thing for Zeta Beta." "You even wanna come to Zeta Beta in the first place!" "But I'm here now." "Because of you!" "Ironic, isn't it?" "I've spent past 18 years of my life as a beautiful daughter of my father's political machine." "And I think it's time to start a machine in my own." "And who know, maybe I'll be the youngest president the sororities ever seen." "Beware of the limelight, little sis." "You got a couple skeletons in your closet." "Oops!" "I'm not leaving, big sis, and I'm not afraid to play dirty." "Man that must have been tough having your dad as coach." "Yeah, it's pretty hard core." "Yeah, I feel there." "I used to hate when my dad even came to watch my soccer games." "No matter how well I play, It's never enough." "So I took up cross country." "Just so bored he lost his interest." "And I've been a just cycle wasets." "So you'll understand if I decide not to play." "Dah, man, what are you crazy?" "I'm putting you on every sports we have." "So you finish graduate school, your needs will boil out." "Anything for the brothers." "I won't garenttee, Butch." "So you're practically a professional hockey player." "Why you didn't ever mention it?" "You didn't ask." "And you never son ___ of a deal." "Yeah, but you were a jock." "People cheered for you." "No one cheers for you when you solve the Fuego Falshal Talman Equation." "sound like my mom." "Last chance to join me for the most fantastic left behind party ever." "No thanks." "You just sit around and read the books?" "We also,.." "you know, interpret science from current events and.." "try to predict the end of days." "and I ordered delicious pizza." "Oh!" "I'll catch the next one." "Well the next one may be in heaven, so, make sure you're on that list." "I've got to live at the Kappa Tau house next semester." "Yeah!" "you know maybe you can pressure your bros. water 24/7." "I'm telling you." "It's only because we are playing against Evan." "Otherwise they'll definitely give me a second chance." "You really think so." "Sold brotherhood thing, not to be sure I buy it." "You wanna get major girlfriend points for seeing a movie called "Hot Rod"?" "Yeah, cause I'm definetly in the mood for comedy." "What?" "Can we please talk about this?" "It's not like you didn't know that it was Cappie." "I mean you knew, right?" "Yeah, I know it was him." "But I didn't know that everyone in campus knew." "It's not everyone in campus." "I guess one or two Kappa Tau saw me leave the next morning." "You couldn't be a little more discrete?" "Well, you hooking up with rack of middle in rush party didn't exactly go on notice." "Look,.." "I'm sorry Casey." "But when I think about you and Cappie, I kind of loose my mind." "I thought it was behind us." "It was!" "Until Frany started doubting my loyalty to Omega Chi took me off in the athletic support and.." "brought this whole thing up again." "Are you doubting me too?" "I'm gonna get some popcorn." "I'll meet you inside." "I thought you wanted to meet for brunch." "What?" "coffee, doughnut, brunch!" "Doesn't matter." "All right, I'm not hungry anyway." "So what's up with you." "I don't wanna talk about it." "I mean Evan and I had the worst date last night." ""Hot Rod", hilarious, the date with Evan not so hotty." "Why?" "What's going on with you two?" "Never mind." "It's too complicated." "I mean you make one mistake and suddenly like everybody doubts you and forgets everything." "Good and loyal you've ever done!" "Um.. should I know what that means?" "Like I said it's complicated." "Right." "My turn." "I've been benched." "Cappie's not letting me play floor hockey.." "which is kind of like a flashback to being ten years old worst guy in Little League" "It's not like they are all so perfect." "Well, they are definitely better than I am." "And they have no right to side their person based on assumptions." "That's not entirely assumptions, I did score for the other team." "So why let them set the terms?" "Yeah, you are right." "I didn't join a fraternity to be a water boy," "I joined to be part of it all." "They need proof?" "give them proof." "Get back in driver seat." "Okay." " I gotta go." " Okay!" "Thanks." "Don't mention it." "The doughnuts aren't me." "I just wanted to do a little something to thank you for all your team spirit this week." "Taffani Mash Bangos." "Very impressive, Rebecca." "Wait until you see the t-shirt for me. so cute." "Wow, homemade t-shirt." "That's is impressive." "Thanks big sis." "For pledge." "But if you really wanna win?" "You have to be serious." "You have to be willing to play dirty." "Right, Becs?" "Posters and t-shirts, that's great if these were 1985 and we all had feathered hair." "But I straighted my hair, Rebecca. cause I'm serious." "So let's stop playing around." "Casey, what are you doing out of your bunker?" "I've got a plan that guarantees the Omega Chis win the game." "But it's not going to be easy." "It's going to require that you wear the sexiest, sluttiest, sweetest outfits you own." "Oh my god, I'm totally in." "Do we have a physics homework?" "No, I'm learning to play hockey." "That won't work." "It has to work." "Physics explains everything." "If I don't have the specific skills to play sports, my brain could definitely make it out for me." "It's interesting choise using Trucycal officiant theory fraction." "We normalized with including quantum field theory." " Yeah, don't forget to..." " I'm on." "You know this just might work." "Rusty." "Me, you, we could... we could change the very nature of sports." "We could take back the playgrounds and the fields and the courts and the rinks, from the physically gifted." "The future could be ours!" "I just want to play intramurals." "Yeah, today intramurals but tomorrow the world." "If I line up here, taking in new account, the slant of incline,.." "the height of the goal, and the rate of my metabolism." "I told you, it's 78.3 degrees." "This is hopeless." "I can't do this." "Maybe we should work with motion capture again." "Dale, this is stupid." "There's a reason nobody's taking it back to playground." "That's physically impossible." "Wait, wait." "What if we recalculated the diameter of the ball and radiation of the stick." "No." "I'm done." "We can't turn ourselves an athlete." "Einstein probably sucked at floor hockey too." "Hey, boys." "Want a party?" "Yeah~" "Slow down, Beaver." "Beware of hot Greeks bearing gifts." "Huh?" "We thinks we find ourselves confronted by a very attractive Trojan Horse." "We invite you in, you get us drunk." "We loose the game tomorrow?" "But the Kappa Taus will not to come to such obvious trickeries." "Some of us straight her hair." "Are you seriously turning this down?" "I'm doing better than that." "I mean prosing the two drink limit." "Yeah!" "Don't use upstairs bathroom please." "Thank you." "Okay, how did you know that Con Kau pass two?" "We through boos and the girls, into the equation." "I just hope I haven't exposed myself to harpies for nothing." "Trust me." "Okay." "Baby, come back to me." "We really need to get you some deodorant" "Good work, pledge." "He's a great player, so it's your job to make sure he gets extra attention." "Hands." "No one's allowed back in house until this infected." "This is so much fun!" "We have to do this every house on campus." "Or we could've more debut theme outfits!" "Shh.." "How are we doing in here." "They're on their sixth round of cement mixers." "Just to be clear, we're trying to slow them down." "Not kill them, okay?" "Fine." "You've been avoiding me." "Where's Rusty tonight?" "Not here." "We are all alone." "So you're gonna let him play?" "Shh.." "Let's not talk about them." "How about boyfriends because I have a boyfriend." "Oh, his ass is gonna be grassed tomorrow." "Why're you saying that toil anyway?" "I happen to like nice guys." "I'm nice guys." "No, you're not." "You are..." "Drunk!" "This one.." "This one." "What happened to you?" "Pulled my ham in practicing yesterday." "I.." "I think we have to set this one out." "Why, did you go to the student help?" "Yeah, there's nothing they could do." "He looked at it." "Go Omega Chi." "Go ahead, I will meet you at the gym." "All right." "What the hell are you doing?" "But I wanted to do in a first place." "Are you really gonna put your brothers down like this?" "You know, dad,.." "you said all I had to do was join a fraternity and you'd pay for college, right?" "I'm doing your guy thing." "Everything else of my opinion is nonnegotiable." "Did you think I wanted you to play because of making you more of a man?" "Didn't you?" "I want you to play for this house because some of the great friendships of my life started in here." "Though my brothers got me through some tough times," "Then they help me to start my career, and they stood for my wedding." "Gays can't get married, Remember?" "What about one of those a commitment ceremonies?" "Oh, what do we call it in now?" " Um.." "Civil Union partnerships?" " Dad..." "It' not the point." "All right?" "Have you.." " told anyone here?" " No." "Son, you have nothing to be ashamed of." "I'm not ashamed!" "I'm great with being gay." "It's just how everyone else reacts, it sucks." "When I came out in high school." "I want for being Calvin Owens." "not gay hockey player guy." "and a more than that." "And this is my chance to start fresh." "I'm in my own terms." "So I'll tell who I want." "Well, I won't, but... to be honest dad, it's not the most interesting about me." "Look." "Play, don't play." "It's up to you." "I just don't want you to miss what I got from Sigs experience." "It was pretty amazing for hints." "Water boy returning for duty." "You guys." "The game starts in 20 minutes!" "Beaver!" "Hey!" "you okay?" "Muffin..." "Devil.." "Cap, Cap." "So why do you want me, coach?" "Good luck then show me what you got, Pledge Owens." "Dale?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm risking my mortal soul to tell you that we forgot to factor in the torpedo is what perspiration and the weight differential of water was." "Which changes like everything?" "I don't have time for this." "I'm not even playing." "Listen to me." "This is bigger than you." "Okay?" "we started something." "I expect you to finish it." "It wasn't 73 degrees, Rusty." "It was 78." "Do you hear what I'm saying?" "It's 78, we had it all wrong!" "Take back the gym, Rusty!" "For all of us." "Hey, young butt!" "Don't try your good luck kiss?" "You must begin real tired coming to second to me." "You know what makes it easier?" "Knowing I'll always be her first." "Wow, that was assume." "This sports could be so fun." "definitely." "Congratulation, Casey." "Your plan was creative, affective, and very dirty." "Chanie would be proud." "Thanks." "Calvin is amazing." "He's kind of hot, or is it just to me?" "You can get off me now." "right to say, call me later?" "Maybe we should call it Cap." "I'm over here dude." "Oh, maybe we should have thrown the towel." "No, you can't give up." "Isn't this game bigger than both of us?" "Isn't this about kicking ass?" "Isn't this about good vs. Evan?" "He's right." "You may not be feeling well." "Some of you are even still druck, but I see before me a team of Kappa Tau's." "Playing in defiance of Tierney." "You've come to fight as free men, and free men you are." "Will you fight?" "Aye, fight and you may die," "Run, and you may live, at least a while." "It hurts real bad, Cap." "Drunk people don't feel pain!" "And neither do Scotchman." "We maybe puking but the Omega Chis not used to running on puke like we are" "And Rusty here?" "Look at him." "Just a nice kid from Cleveland." "Chicago." "And I know that when he's dying in this battle," "Many years from now." "He will be willing to trade all his days." "From this day for one chance." "I'm actually fine." "Just one chance to come back here.." "and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they never be able to take our freedom!" "If he's dead, do we win automatically?" "Hey, Owens, nice play out there man." "I can't believe you almost spent here play with us this year." "Yeah, kind of regretting missing the first game." "Dead guy." "Can't take him, what a freaking coherer?" "Come on, Beave." "Is he dead?" "He's still breathing." "I gotta find adrenaline or something." "So, are you playing somebody else?" "I need a decision, let's go." "We are playing a man down." "Hey, what about your water boy?" "Maybe he wants to play." "You know what?" "That's a great idea." "Suit up, Spitter." "You're going in." "I can't do this." "I'm telling you, I practice, I studied, none of it would mattered." "I suck, I'm not kidding." "Spitter." "Do you know what separates sucky athlete from great one." "This!" "Upper body strength?" "Your heart." "Grab your stick, and be a Kappa Tau." "Oh, Rusty." "If you get the ball, go that way." "Please don't hit it to me." "Please don't hit it to him." "Spitter, Run!" "Equipment penalty for not wearing a cup?" "Which makes us loose the game." "That's just ridiculous." "It's like the worst ref. ever!" "Just because you forgot to protect him doesn't mean you don't got them." "I'm sorry let you down." "I'm sorry I was so blinded by my desire to win." "I completely forgot what being a Kappa Tau was all about." "Brotherhood?" "Drinking and hot chicks." "That was one hell of an shot though." "Maybe it was a luck, chance, or science," "I don't know." "I just know I'm not good at athletics." "And I don't have to be." "No, you don't." "Come on, Spitter." "Let's get you a drink and swallow." "Mart keep." "Where is Beaver?" "Where is Cappie?" "Where is my drink?" "Finally." "Pledge Rebecca, clean it for us?" "Thanks." "Ladies." "I just want to say thank you for the party favors last night." "Mostly enjoyable!" "Thank us?" "But we sabotaged you." "I can't believe I just said sabotage." "Maybe I'm learning French." "It would have one, if not for the tragic technique colledy." "and cement mixers." "There's a pretty dirty trick." "I'm a big boy." "I can handle it Casey." "Sorry, Cappie." "We are Omega Chi girls, remember?" "Bye." "You know it's kinda nice when the good guys win those thing." "Not quiet the same when you win, cause I wasn't wearing a cup." "I'm just saying." "Hey, thanks for the athletic support." "Can you believe Frany ever doubted me?" "She would have to be crazy." "And you know what?" "I bet she feels like a jack assole." "Also forgiving." "It's always love beer in Spring." "I think I'm going into early retirement." "There're just certain things that you just accept about yourself." "I'm good at table sport." "and I just suck in hockey." "Yeah..." "I'm gay." "Right." "Oh." "Yeah." "I knew this gay guy ones." "Well, it wasn't that he was once gay." "I knew him once and he was gay." "He is gay." "You okay?" "You have little mouse spasm." "Yeah." "I just know this is a big moment." "And I have no clue what to say." "What are you thinking?" "I think I should let you know that I'm okay with it." "I which I am." "But then my head him just like you know we have be presumptuous, Rusty." "I mean we are friends." "It's not like you need to get my permission to be gay." "We are who we are." "Right?" "Right." "So does everyone elso know but me?" "Actually no one here school knows, but you." "Wow." "You gonna tell your Omega Chi brothers?" "Uh...well, one thing at a time." "Just uh.." "just want to get through pledging first." "It's good to know that I have... this one brother for sure."