"Subtitles by hipo5" "Hello!" "I'm Dipper Pines." "The girl trying to crush my head is Mabel." "I'm helping!" "Today on "Dipper's Guide to the Unexplained"" "Okay, that's... that's enough." "Today we investigate anomaly #23:" "Grunkle's Stan's Secret Tatoo" "What is he hiding?" "A college prank?" "Secret symbol?" "Or something stranger?" "Stan claims it doesn't exist." "But today we're gonna find out..." "Right after another exciting episode of "What's under Mabel's bandage"!" "Eew, Mabel!" "Okay, here's the plan." "Stan never takes off his undershirt." "Obviously to hide his tatoo." "Then me and Soos are about to "turn up the heat"." "On this mystery." "Literally!" "I love how you come up with stuff like that." "Woo!" "Hot in here today, huh Mr. Pines?" "Probably it'd be a lot cooler, if we... worked without our shirts on!" "Am i right?" "Soos, I will pay you to put your shirt back on." "Ahh, don't be shy Mr. Pines." "Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of!" "Watch the sufferment Soos." "I need to go find a melon baller and pull my eyeballs out." "♪ Tom torom tom tom torom tom ♪" "Hey!" "♪ Ta tara tata ♪" "Okay, plan B." "Heavens!" "Is that a poison oak on your shoulder?" "Let me scratch it for you!" "Kid, if you're trying to see my tatoo, you're gonna have to try harder than that." "Aha!" "I thought you've said, you didn't have a tatoo!" "I don't, but you do." "What do you mean I..." "AAAAH!" "Okay, plan C." "Stan is in the shower." "I wish it hadn't come to this, but sometimes you have to do terrible things for science." "I believe in you Goober!" "DIPPER" "Just say Dipper..." "You'll never gonna see it kid." "NEVER GONNA SEE IT." "How long have you been standing there?" "GIMME THAT CAMERA!" "So I just figured out, I'd chill out on a roof for a while." "I'M GONNA FIND YOU KID!" "Well, that's it for this episode." "Stan's tatoo remains a mystery, but who knows what other secrets are waiting to be uncovered." "♪ To toro toto to to toro to to ♪"