"Bye!" "Lots of people say "Merry Christmas"." "But, here in Hawaii, we say "Mele Kalikimaka", You try." "We'll have to work on that." "Follow me, and I'll show you the best part about Christmas." "Lilo!" "You're not sneaking around looking for Christmas presents again, are you?" "What?" "Me?" "No." "Stitch and I are practising our ballerina walking." "You hate ballerinas." "But if I don't learn their secret toe-walking technique, how will I ever sneak into their ranks and subvert their routines?" "It's no use." "I hid the presents extra good this year." "Every year, Nani hides our Christmas presents." "It's my job, as a little sister, to find them." "It's another Hawaiian Christmas tradition." "She's so predictable." "This is where she hid them last year." " Presents." " No." "You can't open it." "You never open presents before Christmas." "That's the rule." "But you can shake them and try to figure out what they are." "Maybe it's the shrunken head I keep asking for." "I tried making my own, but Myrtle wouldn't hold still." " No!" "You can't have all those." " No, no, no!" "Christmas isn't just about getting presents." "It's OK to like the presents, just don't act like you like them." "That's what I do." "Jingle bells, jingle bells..." "Sounds like something's attacking Jumba and Pleakley." "Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh" "Jingle all the way" "Oh, what fun it is to ride on a one horse open sleigh" " What's wrong?" " Ah, 626 and little girl!" "We are wearing uncomfortable festive clothing." "And vocalising some of your traditional yuletide Earth chants." "The melodious counterpoint is fascinating." "I've researched winter Earth holidays like Kwanza, Christmas, Hanukkah, and the year-end clearance sale at Mindleton's Department Store!" "I don't think that last one's a holiday." "If 50 percent off everything isn't a holiday, sister," "I don't know what is!" "Look, an electric toasting fork." "Care for some homemade eggnog?" "Chunky style or scrambled?" "What happened to the Christmas tree?" "Like it?" "What I've done is made a close study of evergreen adornments, and noticed a preponderance of circular objects used in a decorative motif." "Usually Christmas decorations don't include sports equipment." "That's why I've saved the best for last..." "A three-holed recreational projectile orb." "A classic tree-topper if I ever saw one." "Excellent, you have killed tree." "Is Christmas over now?" "Nothing to see here!" "Everything's fine!" " What happened?" " Pleakley broke the Christmas tree." "Again?" "That's the third one." "We can't afford any more." "Maybe we can fix it when I get home from work." "Work?" "But you can't go." "It's Christmas Eve." "I know." "I'm sorry, but Mr Wong has me working double shifts because of the holiday." "Look, I promise I'll be home before too late." "But it's Christmas." "We're supposed to have a tree." "Not to worry!" "Everything's under control." "I'll be the tree." " Is he all right?" " Sometimes I wonder." "Look, don't worry, I'll be back before too long." "We'll still have Christmas." "On the first day of Christmas I just made for me" "A sandwich" "Hey, hey, flounder-face, where you been?" "Grab a holiday hoagie and join the party." "You can waste your time with this ridiculous Earth custom if you want, but for once, I have the upper hand." "Hamsterviel's been on the rampage lately, but this should please him." "I've obtained a dormant experiment pod!" "Now just ho, ho, hold on a minute there, tuna-toes." "You're not just gonna transport that pod to Hamsterviel are you?" "It's Christmas!" "Everybody's giving each other gifts!" "Perhaps you're right." "If I wrap this up in holiday paper with a bow, it might get the little gerbil off my dorsal fin." "Sure!" "Everyone likes getting presents, even megalomaniacal rodents with delusions of galactic domination." "I should get this wrapped." "Hey, hey, hey!" "If you wanna blend in out there, you better put on a red suit and hat." "Everyone's wearing them!" "The best way to teach you about Christmas is for you to see it first-hand." "And the best place to see Christmas is at the mall!" "Plus, they usually have free cheese log samples here, too." "Hey!" "Get out of here!" "Deck the halls with boughs of holly" "Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" "'Tis the season to be jolly" "Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la" "Sweet merciful Kringle!" "You're naughty!" "It's Mele Kalikimaka," "You're suffering from what we, in the kid-biz, refer to as the Christmas crazies." "You've gotta remember, if you're bad," "Santa won't bring you any presents." "What did we just talk about?" "Give it back." "It's his first Christmas." "He's a little excited." "What's gotten into you?" "This is just like what happened with the pig at the luau." "He doesn't know what he's doing." "Go easy on him this year." "And you'll notice, if you check your list, I'm the one being good here." "I'm here to pick up the package I left to have wrapped." "I'm sorry, sir, but we had an accident, a little blue accident." "Was it an illegal genetic mutation?" " I mean, a naughty puppy?" " "Puppy" is not the word I would use." "That abomination, 626!" "It's time I made him part of Christmas past!" "Stitch?" " Lilo!" " Have you seen Stitch?" "He's up in the attic." "And it looks like he did a lot of Christmas shopping!" "Open up, you greedy little genetic mistake!" "What's going on?" "Little girl, 626 has many gifts that he is keeping to himself." "Stitch, what are we gonna do with you?" "You've torn up half the town, stolen presents, made little kids cry." "It's like you're the Spirit of Christmas Ruined." "I will teach him to share brightly wrapped goodies" " with evil genius who created him!" " Don't." "There's something wrong with Stitch." "He needs our help." "I know a secret way." "I'm having you now!" " Got you!" " Jumba, look out." " Are you OK?" " I'm OK." "I landed on my patooki." "Bad Stitch." "Now you're not going to get any Christmas presents." "Wow." "We'll see who is being large canine now, yes?" "I can't hear him." "Containment pod is soundproof, bullet-proof, and, most importantly, 626-proof!" "He took everyone's presents and ruined Christmas." "Why?" "Perhaps too many visions of sugarplums dancing in his head, or maybe 626's original destructive programming has come back on-line." "Open container." "I will give 626 adjustment." "Stop!" "As an ambassador of goodwill towards men, and the official Christmas tree for this house," "I cannot allow you to adjust 626 in such a manner." "Give me the mallet." "Pleakley's right." "We need to find out why he's acting the way he is." "Now, my little friend, this brain analyser will let us see what destructive thoughts are in your mind." "These aren't destructive thoughts at all." "You see there?" "There was logical reasoning for 626's behaviour." "You were after an experiment pod the whole time?" "I'm sorry." "I thought you were just after the Christmas presents." "Now we need to figure out which present has the pod, then return all the other gifts." "Oh, no." "It was Santa!" "It was horrible!" "He took the roof and all of Stitch's presents, and he didn't even notice me, and I'm the Christmas tree." "Ho, ho, ho!" "Hey, what is wrong?" "Why the long branches?" "I'm doing my best to represent a coniferous evergreen indicative of the holiday season, but no one seems to care." " Maybe you need festive parcels." " What?" " Presents, for to have underneath you." " Of course!" "Presents under the Christmas tree." "I've been going about this backwards." "Christmas isn't about the tree, it's about the presents under it." "626 and little girl are stalking Gantu." "They will bring presents." "No, no, no." "I have to get my own, otherwise, it doesn't really count." "Jumba, it's time we took a little trip... to the mall!" "The big whale-head must have all the presents inside his ship." "We'll have to figure out a way to sneak inside." "We'll have to be quiet and not..." "Stitch?" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Keep it down out here." "I'm taking a Christmas nap!" "For the love of..." "I'm OK." "I'm fluffy!" "I mean it!" "Pipe down!" " Wow!" " OK, then, we'll storm the place." "Be on your guard." "I do not want to be trampled in holiday shopping frenzy." " Look!" "There he is." " It's Santa!" "Santa?" "Hey, you're not Santa Claus." "You're not any Claus at all!" "Wrap him up, Stitch." "I'll find the presents." "Hey, I was saving that nog for later." "There's no presents!" "Look, Gantu took all the presents, all right?" "Took them?" "Where?" "Hang on." "I should get that." "Hello!" "Is 626 and little girl being there?" "It's..." "It's for you." "Jumba, Gantu and the presents are gone." "Both are here at mall, Although, at first, we thought Gantu was Santa," " but he was an impostor," " Oh, no, you don't, lady!" "I saw it first!" "Must hurry, Shopping on Christmas Eve is very dangerous," "Come on, Stitch!" "You wrapped a small parcel for me." "It's among these others." "I can't seem to find it." ""To Hamster wheel, from your space buddy, Gantu." "Have a cosmic Christmas and a nebulous New Year. "" "Show off." "Finally!" "An un-activated pod that I can hand over to..." "Abomination!" "Gantu, don't you know?" "Christmas is all about giving." "And you're going to give that back, or by the crest of the Tanlarz moon I'll..." "You'll what?" "I am asking." "Gantu, in accordance with Galactic standoff regulations, you, my friend, are outnumbered, or, in the immortal words of Santa Claus, "Ho, ho, ho"!" "Hey!" "That's not fair." "He can't do this to a Christmas tree!" "Hand it over!" "Jumba, be careful!" "You're twisting my tinsel." "Well, your elbow is in two of my eyes." "Stop that, you little trog!" "I'm looking for a shrunken head, fake, of course." "Shrunken head?" "Sorry, lady, head shrinking is not part of Hawaii's cultural heritage." "Try South America." "What was that?" " Hey, look, it's Santa!" " And his mutant elf!" "Hurry!" "Take this!" " Hand it over." " I don't have it, you big dummy." "My patience is growing thin." "Hey!" "Stop that!" "Oh, blitznak." "That's the biggest Santa I've ever seen." "At last!" "Freedom, sweet holiday freedom!" "I've lost my decorative orbs." " Lilo!" "Are you all right?" " I'm fine." "I should have done this a long time ago." "Go ahead!" "You've already ruined Christmas for everyone." "I ruined Christmas?" "You're the one who took the present I was planning to give to Hamsterviel." "You were going to give Hamsterviel a gift?" "Well, yes." "Isn't that what your Christmas holiday is all about," " giving presents?" " Actually, you're right." "It's not about getting presents, it's about giving!" "Santa?" "Do I get a present?" "You?" "A proto-Earthform?" "Don't be ridiculous!" "Why would I..." "No, that's not fair." "Stop looking at me like that." "Cease using your ocular orbs to gain sympathy." "This is an infectious holiday you have on this planet." "Perhaps this is a present we could all enjoy." "I can always find something else to send to Hamsterviel." "Experiment 025." "This is experiment I designed as a beacon to signal alien armada." "I think will make excellent gift." "I'm gonna call you Topper, and I know the perfect place for you." "See?" "I knew I made a great Christmas tree!" "The blinking lights tickle!" "And, best of all, I now have the perfect tree-topper!" "You see?" "Makes wonderful decoration for Christmas tree, no?" "And here's one for little Kikua." "One for Patisha." "And this one's for James." "Is good." "I am liking this holiday more and more." "'Ohana is the best gift of all." " Mele Karma Chameleon." " That's Mele Kalikimaka," "Hey, who turned on the signal beacon?" "Who cares, they've got fruitcake down there!" "Come on, guys!"