""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" "YAHOOO!" "RIDE 'EM, PARDNER!" "YEEHAAA!" "BUBBA'S A BRONCO BUSTER." "EARTHQUAKE!" "TAKE COVER!" "BOYS, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU" "NOT TO PLAY WITH THAT DINOSAUR IN THE HOUSE?" "YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY." "SORRY, MRS. BEAKLEY." "WHY DON'T YOU PLAY QUIETLY WITH WEBBIGAIL?" "YEAH." "YOU WANT TO PLAY HOPSCOTCH?" "UH, NO WAY." "THAT'S GIRL STUFF." "CAN'T YOU PLAY WITH HER, MRS. BEAKLEY?" "OOH." "WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME, GRAMMY?" "SORRY, DEAR." "I'M MUCH TOO BUSY." "GO ASK YOUR UNCLE SCROOGE." "UNCLE SCROOGE, WILL YOU READ ME A STORY?" "I HAVE NO TIME NOW, WEBBIGAIL." "I HAVE AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS APPOINTMENT." "WHY DON'T YOU GO PLAY WITH MY NEPHEWS." "TO THE SOWBUGGIAN EMBASSY, DUCKWORTH." "GEE WHIZ, NOBODY WANTS ME AROUND." "HELLO, WARDEN." "SCROOGE McDUCK CALLING." "ARE YOU SURE ALL THE BEAGLE BOYS ARE LOCKED UP?" "YES, SIR, MR. McDUCK." "UNDER HEAVY SURVEILLANCE." "GOOD." "I CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING GO WRONG" "WHILE I'M EXHIBITING THE SOWBUGGIAN CROWN JEWELS." "KEEP AN EYE ON THOSE COLD-NOSED HOODS." "DON'T WORRY, MR. McDUCK." "IF ANYONE STEALS YOUR JEWELS," "IT WON'T BE THE BEAGLE BOYS." "IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?" "WHAT A DUMP!" "WOMEN'S PRISON WAS BETTER THAN THIS HOLE." "BABY DOLL'S RIGHT." "WE BEAGLE BABES HAVE GOTTA MOVE UP IN THIS WORLD." "NO MORE PETTY CRIMES." "THERE'S NO MONEY IN ROBBING AVON LADIES." "I'M TIRED OF STEALING PINK CARS FROM MARY KAY." "TIME TO THINK BIG LIKE OUR COUSINS." "THE BEAGLE BOYS!" "AND I THINK I SEE HOW, SISTERS." "OPPORTUNITY JUST KNOCKED ON OUR DOOR." "SCROOGE McDUCK IS THE EXCLUSIVE EXHIBITOR" "OF THE SOWBUGGIAN CROWN JEWELS." "THIS WEEK ONLY AT THE DUCKBURG MUSEUM." "CROWN JEWELS..." "OH, LET'S STEAL 'EM." "DIAMONDS ARE A BEAGLE BABE'S BEST FRIEND." "WE AIN'T GONNA KEEP 'EM, BOOM-BOOM." "WE'RE GONNA CASH 'EM IN" "SO WE CAN BLOW THIS BOMBED-OUT BOUDOIR." "NOW, HERE'S THE PLAN..." "I HAVEN'T HAD SUCH A SUCCESSFUL EXHIBIT" "SINCE THE TREASURES OF KING ROOTIN' TOOTIN'." "THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGHER THAN WE THOUGHT, GIRLS." "THE PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH FUZZ." "THEY'VE EVEN GOT METAL DETECTORS." "HUH, WE NEED A PLAN." "LET'S USE OUR HEADS." "ON SECOND THOUGHTS, LET'S JUST USE BOUFFANTS." "[ BUZZ ]" "OPEN YOUR PURSE, LADY." "WHAT'S THIS?" "HAIR SPRAY." "IS IT A CRIME TO BE BEAUTIFUL?" "OK." "UNPACK THE RODS, SISTERS." "READY, GIRLS?" "FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS." "IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY HEIST." "THIS IS A STICKUP, DARLINGS." "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUSTING IN HERE LIKE THIS?" "WE'RE THE BEAGLE BABES, THAT'S WHO." "AND WE'VE GOT BIG PLANS FOR THEM JEWELS," "SO OUTTA THE WAY, OLD TIMER." "NEVER." "MAYBE THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND. [ CLICK ]" "WHERE ARE THE BULLETS?" "YOU WERE VERY SPECIFIC..." "YOU SAID TO BRING GUNS." "YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT BULLETS." "AFTER 'EM!" "COME ON, GIRLS." "LET'S MAKE LIKE BOOM-BOOM'S DRESS AND SPLIT." "I AIN'T GOING HOME EMPTY HANDED." "TIME FOR PLAN B." "I THOUGHT WE DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER PLAN." "WE DO NOW." "AAAAH!" "WEBBIGAIL!" "LET ME GO!" "QUICK!" "INTO THE LADIES ROOM." "NOW WHAT?" "IT'S FOR WOMEN ONLY." "COME BACK HERE WITH MY GRANDDAUGHTER," "YOU HEISTING HUSSIES!" "AAH!" "THEY'VE ESCAPED!" "UNCLE SCROOGE!" "A TELEGRAM!" "OH, NO!" "IT'S FROM WESTERN RANSOM." ""WE'VE GOT THE GIRL." ""IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HER CUTE LITTLE MUG AGAIN" ""GIVE US THE CROWN JEWELS." "THUGS AND KISSES, THE BEAGLE BABES"" "YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THEM THE JEWELS!" "BUT THEY'RE NOT MINE TO GIVE." "THEY'RE ON LOAN FROM SOWBUGGIA." "IT WOULD CAUSE AN INTERNATIONAL UPROAR" "IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THEM." "WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!" "STAY CALM." "I'M SURE THE POLICE WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE." "[ KNOCK-KNOCK ]" "IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE!" "I CALLED HOURS AGO." "WE WOULD'VE BEEN HERE SOONER," "BUT WE JUST ENTERED POLICE ACADEMY THIS MORNING." "THIS CASE IS TOO IMPORTANT FOR ROOKIES." "GO BACK AND SEND ME SOME REAL POLICEMEN." "SORRY, BUT WITH THE BEAGLE BOYS ALL LOCKED UP" "THE ENTIRE POLICE DEPARTMENT TOOK THEIR VACATION." "IT'S US OR NOTHING." "SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" "THERE'S BEEN A KIDNAPPING." "YOU'VE GOT TO FIND MY GRANDDAUGHTER." "RIGHTO." "ROGER WILCO AND 10-4." "WHERE'RE YOU GOING?" "WELL, YOU SAID THE KID WAS NAPPING." "WE'RE GONNA CHECK HER ROOM." "OUT!" "OUT!" "AND DON'T COME BACK TILL YOU'VE FOUND MY WEE WEBBIGAIL." "I FELT BETTER BEFORE THE POLICE ARRIVED." "OH, I DO HOPE WEBBIE'S ALL RIGHT." "WAAA!" "WAAA!" "THIS BRAT'S BEEN BAWLING FOR 12 HOURS!" "WILL SOMEONE SHUT HER UP?" "!" "I OFFERED HER A ROMANCE NOVEL," "LIP GLOSS, NYLONS, EVEN MY CASHMERE SWEATER." "NOTHING MAKES THE KID HAPPY." "YOU COULDN'T KEEP ME HERE LIKE THIS" "IF I WASN'T A LITTLE GIRL." "BUT YOU ARE, WEBBIGAIL." "YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL." "WAAAAA!" "THAT'S IT!" "PUT THE CRY BABY TO BED." "I CAN'T GO TO SLEEP WITHOUT A BEDTIME STORY." "I WANT TO HEAR CINDERELLA." "YOU DO IT, BOOM-BOOM." "I ONLY TELL TALL TALES TO A JURY." "ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO IT." "THERE WAS THIS GIRL, CINDERELLA." "SHE HAD TWO MEAN STEPSISTERS." "SHE COULDN'T STAND THEM" "SO SHE BUMPED 'EM OFF AND MARRIED THE PRINCE." "THE END." "NOW GO TO SLEEP." "UH-UUH." "THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES." "LET ME TRY." "THERE WERE THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL STEPSISTERS, SEE?" "AND THEY KEPT THIS BAWLING BRAT, NAMED CINDERELLA," "UPSTAIRS TIED TO A CHAIR." "AND MADE HER EAT RATS FROM THE CELLAR." "UH-UUH, THAT'S NOT RIGHT EITHER." "LISTEN..." "ONE DAY THE THREE BEARS CAME HOME" "AND SAID, "SOMEBODY'S BEEN WEARING MY SLIPPERS."" "SO THEY TRIED TO SEE WHO THE SLIPPERS FIT" "AND IT WAS CINDERELLA." "AND THE PRINCE KISSED HER FOOT" "AND IT WOKE UP AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY AFTER." "WAIT..." "WHY AM I GOING HOME?" "NOBODY THERE WANTS ME." "[ ROOSTER CROWS ]" "AAH, WE FELL ASLEEP." "WHERE'S THE KID?" "FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT SHE'D ESCAPED." "WELL, I WANTED TO," "BUT NOBODY AT HOME WANTS ME." "REALLY?" "NOT EVEN YOUR UNCLE SCROOGE?" "UH-UUH." "HE'S TOO BUSY MAKING MONEY," "AND THE BOYS DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH A GIRL." "EVEN MY GRAMMY DOESN'T WANT ME." "GEE." "AND THEY HAVE THE NERVE TO PUT PEOPLE LIKE US IN THE SLAMMER." "DON'T WORRY, WEBBIE." "WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU." "UNTIL WE GET THE RANSOM." "IF WE GET THE RANSOM." "HOWS ABOUT I GO TO THE COFFEE SHOP" "AND HEIST US SOME HOTCAKES FOR BREAKFAST?" "I LOVE HOTCAKES." "SWIPE SOME JUICE, OK?" "CAN YOU STEAL SOME SAUSAGE ON THE SIDE?" "I'M GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A SHOPLIFTING LIST FOR ALL OF THIS." "OUCH." "OH." "SOUNDS LIKE TROUBLE." "OOOH!" "WHAT IN THE WORLD'S GOING ON?" "I THOUGHT THE COPPERS WERE RAIDING THE JOINT." "JUST 'CAUSE WE'RE KIDNAPPERS" "DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO ACT LIKE CRIMINALS." "YEAH." "I NEVER THOUGHT HAVING A KID AROUND" "COULD BE SO MUCH FUN." "WELL, STOP IT." "WE'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO." "LIKE WHAT?" "OH, I WON." "BACK OFF, HONEY!" "NO FAIR." "SHE CHEATED, WEBBIE." "HEH HEH, YOU LADIES ARE SO SILLY." "MR. McDUCK, YOU MUST GIVE UP THE CROWN JEWELS." "THERE'S NO CHOICE." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "I'LL EVEN THROW IN MY MONEY BIN" "IF IT'LL GET OUR WEE LASS BACK HOME." "[ RING ]" "mcduck HERE." "HEY, SCROOGIE, THIS IS THE BEAGLE BABES." "ABOUT THAT RANSOM..." "YOU CAN HAVE THE CROWN JEWELS..." "ANYTHING YOU WANT." "JUST RELEASE DARLING WEBBIE." "FORGET THE JEWELS." "WE DON'T WANT 'EM ANYMORE." "YOU DON'T?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "WE ALREADY GOT WHAT WE WANT..." "WE'RE KEEPING WEBBIE." "MRS. BEAKLEY, WHERE'RE YOU GOING?" "I'M SENDING OUT THE BEAGLE BABES BUSTER." "WHO'S THAT?" "ME." "BEAGLE BABES BUSTING BEAKLEY." "NO FELONIOUS FLUNKIES CAN KIDNAP MY GRANDDAUGHTER" "WITHOUT A FIGHT." "OK, GIRLS, HERE'S THE PLAN..." "BABY DOLL, YOU AND ME ARE GOING ON A SHOPLIFTING SPREE FOR WEBBIE" "WHILE BOOM-BOOM DISTRACTS THE OWNER." "DISTRACT THE OWNER?" "HOW?" "USE YOUR LADY-LIKE CHARM." "EXCUSE ME, I'M LOOKING FOR A TOY." "DO YOU HAVE ANY BONNIE AND CLYDE DOLLS?" "BONNIE AND CLYDE?" "THEY WERE KILLERS!" "WHAT KIND OF ROLE MODELS WOULD THEY BE FOR KIDS?" "OH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "HOW ABOUT TOY GUNS?" "AISLE 3." "BIG DISPLAY." "CAN'T MISS IT." "HOW'RE WE GONNA GET OUT OF HERE?" "SANTA DOESN'T HAUL THIS MANY TOYS." "I JUST GOT THE MOST MARVELOUS HAREBRAINED IDEA..." "OH, NO." "NOT ON THIS." "I SAID AISLE 3." "YEAH." "RIGHT, UH-HUH." "BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO STAY HERE AND DISTRACT YOU" "WHILE MY SISTERS ARE BACK THERE SHOPLIFTING." "HEY, WHY'S THAT BICYCLE STICKING OUT OF YOUR HAIR?" "BECAUSE IT WOULDN'T FIT IN MY PURSE, DARLING." "QUICK, GIRLS." "LET'S MAKE LIKE OUR NYLONS AND RUN." "STOP!" "POLICE!" "[ RING ]" "HELLO." "GREAT NEWS!" "I'M ON MY WAY." "COME ON, BOYS." "THE POLICE HAVE CAPTURED THE BEAGLE BABES." "WE PICKED THIS RIFFRAFF UP OFF THE STREET." "YEAH, AND THAT DAME ON THE END" "LOOKS LIKE A BEAGLE BABE TO ME." "CARE TO PRESS CHARGES?" "AYE." "AGAINST YOU TWO NITWITS." "POOR WEBBIE." "THESE GOOFS ARE NEVER GONNA FIND HER." "MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY TO FIND HER OURSELVES." "HOW?" "BUBBA NOSE." "BUBBA KNOWS WHAT?" "NO." "BUBBA NOSE." "OH, I GET IT." "BUBBA WILL TRACK HER DOWN." "HERE." "SNIFF THE SCENT." "NOW LET'S FIND WEBBIE." "'CAUSE NO NOSE KNOWS LIKE BUBBA'S NOSE KNOWS." "LOOK!" "JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED..." "A POLLY POLITE DOLL." "WE COULDN'T FIND YOU A QUACKYPATCH DOLL," "BUT, HEY, THIS ONE'S GOT REAL CLASS." "SHE DON'T BELCH OR ACT LIKE A FELON OR NOTHING." "UNCLE SCROOGE NEVER BOUGHT ME THIS DOLL" "'CAUSE HE SAID IT'D LOWER HIS MONEY BIN AN INCH." "HOW COULD YOU AFFORD IT?" "NO BABY DOLL'S TOO GOOD TO RIP OFF FOR OUR BABY DOLL, HUH?" "RIP OFF?" "YOU MEAN YOU STOLE THESE TOYS" "FROM NICE MR. CLINKY?" "BUT HE ALWAYS GIVES ME A LOLLIPOP" "FOR BEING A GOOD GIRL." "AND HE GIVES TOYS TO THE NEEDY KIDS," "AND IF YOU STOLE FROM HIM" "THAT MEANS HE HAS LESS MONEY TO FEED HIS FAMILY" "AND IF THEY DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT..." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO?" "[ ALARM RINGS ]" "OH, WHAT'S THAT?" "DID WE WIN A DOOR PRIZE OR SOMETHING?" "IT'S THE BURGLAR ALARM, YOU BOZO." "WORK FAST." "HALT!" "YOU'RE UNDER A TEST." "THAT'S ARREST." "I THINK." "ARREST?" "FOR WHAT?" "STOCKING THE SHELVES?" "SORRY, LADIES." "IT'S THAT WE'RE KINDA CRAZED" "LOOKING FOR THOSE HIDEOUS, EVIL, UGLY BEAGLE BABES, YOU KNOW." "WE'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THEM, OFFICER." "AND YOU AIN'T EXACTLY MR. UNIVERSE YOURSELF." "BLOODHOUND BUBBA STRIKES AGAIN." "HOW'RE WE GONNA GET WEBBIE OUT OF THERE?" "WE'LL FLUSH EVERYBODY OUT." "POLICE!" "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP OR WE'LL..." "WE'LL.." "WE'LL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HIDEOUT DOWN." "DON'T HURT ME!" "WEBBIE!" "YOU'RE OK." "WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?" "WE CAME TO RESCUE YOU." "AND LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT." "MY QUACKYPATCH DOLL." "COME ON, LET'S MAKE A RUN FOR IT" "BEFORE THE BEAGLE BABES CATCH US." "WAIT." "I CAN'T GO." "WHY NOT?" "I DON'T WANNA GO BACK WITH YOU." "YOU DON'T WANT TO COME HOME?" "NOBODY THERE WANTS ME." "EVERYBODY'S TOO BUSY." "THEY LIKE ME HERE." "WELL, WE LIKE YOU TOO." "BUBBA MISS WEBBIE." "YOU DO?" "YEAH, AND SO DOES UNCLE SCROOGE AND MRS. BEAKLEY." "REALLY?" "I MISS THEM TOO." "SO LET'S SCRAM." "NOPE." "I STILL CAN'T GO." "WHY NOT?" "BECAUSE THE BEAGLE BABES ARE NICE LADIES" "AND THEY'LL MISS ME IF I LEAVE." "I KNOW." "LET'S MAKE THEM WANT TO GET RID ON ME" "BY PLAYING MAKE-BELIEVE." "WEBBIE, WE'RE HOME." "UUUH!" "I THOUGHT YOU GIRLS WOULD NEVER COME BACK." "WEBBIE, WHAT HAPPENED?" "WHILE YOUSE WAS GONE" "I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT OUR SITUATION..." "WE'RE GONNA NEED HELP WITH THIS CAPER," "SO I ASKED MY BOYS TO LEND A HAND." "THIEVES, I WANT YOU TO MEET LEFTY LOUIE." "GIVE ME FIVE, TOOTS." "I MEANT FIVE BUCKS." "DEWEY DIEHARD." "MEAN LITTLE SQUIRT, AIN'T I?" "HUEY KABLOOY." "HEY, BABE." "GOT A LIGHT?" "AND..." "BUBBA THE CLUBBER." "OOOOH!" "WEBBIE, IT'S A CRIME THE WAY YOU'VE BECOME A CRIMINAL." "WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "I LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM YOU BABES." "WHAT HAVE WE DONE?" "!" "YOU TWO EVIL STEPSISTERS HAVE BEEN A BAD INFLUENCE, THAT'S WHAT." "COME ON, WEBBIE, DARLING." "WE'RE GOING BACK HOME" "WHERE YOU BELONG." "WELL, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK'S BEST." "OK, BAGEL BEABES..." "I MEAN BEAGLE BABES..." "THIS IS THE POLICE." "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP OR WE'LL..." "WE'LL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HIDEOUT DOWN, MAN." "THE JIG'S UP." "LAST ONE TO JAIL" "GET'S THE BOTTOM BUNK." "WE WON'T LET 'EM LOCK YOU UP." "FOLLOW ME." "QUICK." "HIDE IN HERE." "WHO'S GOING TO DRIVE?" "WE ARE." "FASTEN YOUR SEAT BELTS." "IT'S GONNA BE A BUMPY GETAWAY." "HEY!" "THAT'S MY LINE." "LET OUT THE CLUTCH." "WHAT'S A CLUTCH?" "THEY'RE GETTIN' AWAY." "GEE, I NEVER KNEW DRIVING A CAR WAS SO EASY." "OOH." "OUCH." "OH-OOOH." "OH, I'LL NEVER SING THIS COAL BLACK HEART AGAIN." "UH-OH, THE MANSION!" "HIT THE BRAKES, HUEY!" "WHICH IS THE BRAKES?" "THIS ONE!" "DUCK AND COVER!" "WHOOPS!" "WRONG ONE." "ARE YOU KIDS OK?" "YEAH, BETTER THAN THE STAIRCASE." "IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK, WEBBIGAIL." "OH, WE WERE SO WORRIED, DEAR." "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME." "BE IT EVER SO CRUMBLED." "OH, REMIND ME NEVER TO PUT A STIFF IN THE TRUNK." "IT'S JUST TOO CRUEL." "[ SIREN ]" "AAAAH!" "OFFICERS, ARREST THESE WOMEN!" "NO!" "THESE WOMEN!" "OH, YEAH, RIGHT." "FOR SURE." "TOTALLY." "WAIT, UNCLE SCROOGE." "DON'T MAKE 'EM GO TO AN ICKY OLD JAIL." "THEY'RE NOT REALLY BAD." "WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?" "COULDN'T YOU GIVE THEM A JOB OR SOMETHING?" "WELL, WHY NOT?" "YOU CAN WORK IN THE McDUCK DAY-CARE CENTER." "YOU'LL BABYSIT FROM 9 TO 5, 51 WEEKS A YEAR," "MINIMUM WAGE." "YOU CAN START TOMORROW." "CUFF US, OFFICERS." "WE PREFER THE SLAMMER." "BYE-BYE, DARLING." "CAN I STEAL A KISS?" "SURELY THAT'S LEGAL." "HEY, WEBBIE, YOU WANNA RIDE TOOTSIE IN THE LIVING ROOM?" "YEAH." "WAIT, CHILDREN." "NOT IN THE HOUSE!" "IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL."