"What crappy design?" "Hello." "Do I have to press the button again?" "The goods are in, but none for you." "You'd have to wait in line for your fix." "Like the rest of the dopers." "Okay, I'll call you when I have any leftovers." "Just like that." "Bratty air stewards." "Fat Onion..." "Tell your boss that I am here to collect my car." "Go." "Tell boss that Ah Beng is here for his car." "What's wrong with this old geezer?" "Boss." "This is my car?" "Yes." "Tell you something." "Since I felt a connection with you," "I worked on your car personally." "You know how long since I've worn this?" "Just like you instructed on the phone that day." "Momo Club Steering." "And Tommy Makinen limited edition spoilers." "This will make you fly." "Also these 9 fins to streamline the airflow." "And this paint color is Rosso Corsa which specially imported from Italy." "And this paint color is Rosso Corsa which specially imported from Italy." "The red will bring you good luck." "Then we got the carbon fiber hood." "And these are new projector headlamps." "And the most awesome thing is Forged Magnesium rims and wheel cap." "And the most awesome thing is Forged Magnesium rims and wheel cap." "People will let you through immediately." "I don't know what are you talking about." "I recalled that you said you had something special for me?" "Of course, come here." "Here you see?" "Free of charge." "What the heck?" "This is just a piece of sticker." "The sticker is made from plastic." "So, for me, this is a plastic dragon only." "This is..." "Okay, stop the crap, how much?" "$3,500." "$1,500." "But..." "No need say anymore." "Anyway, I hate those rims and wheel cap." "Those rims look too terrible." "They are made of forged magnesium." "I don't care if they are from Malaysia or Singapore." "They just look stupid." "You get some cheap regular ones for me." "Replace them when I return." "This $1,500 either you take it or leave it." "This $1,500 either you take it or leave it." "Okay, deal." "Nice job, this dragon is nice." "What a steal!" "I love it!" "What a steal!" "Hello." "Why are you still calling me?" "We've already broken up." "What else is there to say?" "We've already broken up." "What else is there to say?" "I'm not free." "I got important stuff to do." "I need to go home." "What important stuff..." "Okay... stop crying..." "I'll come over." "Dam." "Why am I so charming?" "Boss, I need you to sign here." "Okay, $1,500, right..." "I will recommend all my friends to your place." "I'll be grateful then." "Thanks..." "Okay, thanks..." "Bye." "Thanks again." "What's your problem?" "You look terrible tonight." "How did you know my new number?" "It's easy to find your number." "So what's so important?" "I'm rushing home to watch the last episode of "Gone With The Clouds"." "What's with your attitude?" "My attitude has always been like that." "You were never like this rude." "That was then, this is now." "We have nothing to do with each other now." "I need to tell you something." "Okay, say it." "I'm expecting." "Expecting to die?" "I'm pregnant." "If all my pregnant ex-girlfriends came to me, I'd be busy as hell." "If all my pregnant ex-girlfriends came to me, I'd be busy as hell." "What makes you think it is mine?" "The doctor said that it is recent." "Exactly." "The doctor said you were expecting." "But there's nothing can prove that it is mine, right?" "You are my only boyfriend." "Who else could it belong to?" "How would I know if you're telling the truth." "Who knows how many boyfriends you've got." "Would you believe me if I said I am a virgin?" "Would you believe me if I said I am a virgin?" "So what do you want?" "I want to hold you responsible." "Responsible?" "Sure." "I'll be responsible." "Abort it.." "I'd pay for it." "Responsible enough?" "What did you say?" "You jerk." "Watch it, I'm driving." "How can you even suggest that!" "Dad, what did you say?" "Nothing, just eat your candy." "How dare you ask me to go for an abortion?" "How can you be so heartless?" "Abortion is very safe and easy these days." "Abortion is very safe and easy these days." "Stop fooling around!" "You must be responsible for your actions." "I am driving now." "You can'!" "Do this to me." "Sit down." "Are you crazy?" "Final decision." "Just do the abortion." "Fine, I'll do it." "I'll call your wife." "Let me tell you." "Leave my wife out of this." "I'm warning you." "And I am warning you too." "I'll go to your son's school." "And tell your son that his father is cheating behind his wife." "And tell your son that his father is cheating behind his wife." "I'm telling you again to stay away from my family." "I'll throw you off the car right this instance." "Then I'll make a police report that you've been selling drugs to kids and students." "Then I'll make a police report that you've been selling drugs to kids and students." "I dare you." "Call the police?" "How?" "So you want me to get hanged?" "Then we'll die together." "Hey, what did you say..." "Scared now?" "What are you trying to do?" "Didn't you want me to die?" "Then we'll die together." "Are you crazy?" "What are you trying to do?" "Stop fooling around." "Please stop the car." "I want to go home." "So you want to stop now?" "Please stop the car." "I want to go home." "Are you scared?" "You wanted me dead, right?" "I'll kill us both." "Please stop the car." "Where are you taking me?" "I'm a dead meat now..." "This is bloody joke." "Why is this happening?" "Stop fooling around." "What is this sticky thing?" "What the heck?" "Telephone sign but no phone?" "You're kidding me, right?" "It's not even toll free to call you?" "Whatever." "Still need to walk?" "The street never end?" "Stop fooling around!" "Stop fooling around!" "Stop playing, man." "I'm coward." "Please." "Where's the crazy witch?" "Amitabha." "What the heck." "Go to hell." "Come out!" "Come out if you wanna play!" "You think you're something?" "Dam it, tom all my clothes, come out." "Come on!" "Come out!" "You think you're fierce?" "Get the heck out!" "Grab my tits!" "Come to grab my tits!" "Come on." "You think I'm scared..." "Come out." "This is tiring, man." "Come out." "What now?" "How could you come as you pleased?" "Why did it come here now?" "Get up." "You think you're something?" "Get up." "I'll cut you down 1,000 times." ""Memories are like passing clouds"" ""Sometimes you will recall"" ""Those intimate days that we shared"" ""I am sure you treasure some"" ""Though we are fated to part"" ""I still wished to see you again"" ""Through all the broken promises"" ""I am still missing you dearly"" ""Even when we are separated by tall mountains"" ""And wide oceans"" ""I will send my thoughts to the clouds"" ""Wishing you happiness always"" "Sir." "There's just one naked corpse." "Popular shoe, right?" "What are you looking at?" "This was taken by last week." "Come out." "If you want to play, I'll play with you 'til the end." "This is all your fault." "If you had slept with me tonight, no one would have died." "If you had slept with me tonight, no one would have died." "If I had slept with him tonight, would nobody die?" "If I had slept with him tonight, would nobody die?" "Excuse me, sir." "Coffee or tea?" "Excuse me, sir." "Coffee or tea?" "Where's my goods?" "Your cash?" "Your airline has got nice looking poker cards." "They are the latest." "Hey, Taiwanese friend." "I'm gonna take you girls to a happening place to have some fun." "I'm gonna take you girls to a happening place to have some fun." "You going?" "Let's go." "Can we score tonight?" "Of course." "No worries, I've got... weapon." "Cheers..." "I heard that was your ex-boyfriend?" "Let's dance." "Okay, here we go." "No one win, cheers." "Enough." "Okay... enough." "Watch up." "I'll send you back." "Save me." "Come on, let me help." "What happened?" "She's drunk." "I'll take her back." "I'll do it." "You spiked my drink, didn't you?" "What's wrong with you?" "Looks pretty wild." "What are you doing here?" "I busted my chance." "So join you." "She's nuts." "Don'!" "Play with knives..." "I thought you were having a good time with those two boys?" "I thought you were having a good time with those two boys?" "Weren't you having a blast too?" "I'll go ahead then." "Go." "What the heck." "Then let me..." "Josh." "I'm worried about Tracy." "Can you please check on her?" "I'm so gonna die, my career is gone." "I'm so gonna die..." "I'm dead..." "Shut up." "Dam, she's dead." "I'm dead, dam, I'm gonna die." "I'm dead, dam, I'm gonna die." "Shut up." "Okay." "We'll make it looks like she killed herself." "How?" "Why do you ask so many questions?" "Come on." "Manager..." "I need your help." "This is the room?" "I bet she's still sleeping." "Grab them." "I've got money." "Shut up." "Do you know who I am?" "What to do?" "Tie him up." "How?" "If you try that again, I'll kill you." "Hit his head." "Harder." "One more time." "So"?" "..." "Tie him up." "With what?" "Use the bed sheet." "Hurry up..." "This is bad." "Dam." "Brother, I'm scared." "Okay, we dump the bodies." "Then what about him?" "You kill him." "I'm not gonna kill him." "I killed this one." "You better kill him." "How did this become my fault?" "You asked me to help you." "Hurry HP..." "Catch him before someone sees him." "Tracy..." "Tracy." "Did you kill them all?" "Shut up or I'll kill you." "That's enough." "She'll expose us." "Haven't we killed enough yet?" "You happy now?" "What are we going to do with the bodies?" "Look for any unlocked cars." "Last 2 bodies." "It'll be over." "Come on." "Let's go." "What the heck." "Where are the bodies?" "Why are we so unlucky?" "If you see Linda this time, you'd better kill her." "Do you understand?" "Go." "What the heck." "Why is this happening?" "Why?" "Witch." "It's all right now, Tracy, everthing's all right." "We can leave now." "We're going to Bali tomorrow." "Don'!" "Say anything..." "It's hurt." "I wouldn't want to play anymore." "Everything's fine now." "Tracy." "Come out." "If you want to play, I'll play with you till the end." "This is all your fault." "If you had slept with me tonight, no one would have died." "If you had slept with me tonight, no one would have died." "Go and die." ""I am sure you treasure some"" ""Though we are fated to part"" ""I still wished to see you again"" ""Through all the broken promises"" ""I am still missing you dearly"" "Girl, dinner is ready." "Girl, dinner is ready." "Stop watching TV." ""Memories are like passing clouds"" ""Sometimes you will recall"" ""Those intimate days that we shared"" ""I am sure you treasure some"" ""Though we are fated to part"" ""I still wished to see you again"" "Come, let's eat, stop watching." "Come, let's eat, stop watching." "Your favorite Bak Kut Teh Eat more." "Mom has cooked a huge pot." "Mom has let you down, but don't you worry, in future, no one will bully us anymore." "You must remember that always listen to mommy." "You must remember that always listen to mommy." "And don't trust others." "And don't trust others." "Mommy will take care of you." "Eat now." "What's wrong?" "What's going on?" "Sweetie!" "Girl, what's wrong?" "Stop scaring mommy." "Are you all right?" "Stupid dog." "Shut up!" "Noisy as hell." "Boy." "You've got to help my son." "I have to see master..." "You two again?" "Thank you..." "Did you make any appointment?" "What appointment?" "This is an emergency." "I have money." "That'll be easy if you have money." "Son..." "Master." "Master." "Kneel down... son." "Kneel down slowly." "What's the problem?" "Master, you've got to help him." "I think he is possessed." "My friend, what is your name?" "Are you Foo Ling Ton?" "Tell me, are you Foo Ling Ton?" "He can'!" "Even recognize his own name." "I think this is not an ordinary demon." "I bet it is pretty nasty." "I need to summon the angels." "And various deities to exorcise this monster." "And various deities to exorcise this monster." "I guess this is going to be heavy." "I'm not sure if this money is enough to help." "They are only in US currency." "I forgot to packet them nicely." "Enough..." "It's the sincerity that counts." "Both of you step out please." "This is going to be a messy affair." "Please wait outside." "That's enough." "You may end your performance now." "Dam, I'm tired and I almost lost my voice." "Dam, I'm tired and I almost lost my voice." "And the make-up took me 3 hours." "Quit complaining." "Idiot!" "You should've informed us before you came." "It takes time to get into character." "I needed money." "Chicks, KTV, car modification, they cost a bomb." "Chicks, KTV, car modification, they cost a bomb." "Hand over my share." "Extra charges." "Go ahead, my mom's loaded." "Go ahead, my mom's loaded." "Now I do share good stuff too." "These are expensive." "Nice." "You two jerks." "Keeping all the good stuff to yourselves." "So if my wife is hot stuff, does it means I have to share?" "Yeah..." "Go to hell." "Son, are you all right?" "You're really fine." "No worries, all settled." "Thanks." "Mommy, I wanna eat chicken rice." "You can eat any chicken." "Just don't choke because of that." "Son, we'll eat chicken rice." "Take care him now." "Bye, I just take you until here." "Bye." "Come on, my share..." "Shan, let's discuss something." "We've been cheating for so many years." "I'm getting tired of this." "What if we quit?" "What?" "In the beginning, you told me that you needed to carry on your late father's business." "Right now you still have a car workshop." "What about me?" "What do I have?" "I won'!" "Leave you in the lurch." "I won'!" "Leave you in the lurch." "Go check on your stupid dog." "Okay." "You think it over again." "One for you and one for me." "Bananas for you and me!" "Dad, do you want to eat bananas?" "Why do you always like to eat bananas?" "How can you carry on the family legacy this way?" "You must remember." "When performing an exorcism, it's not like buying fruits in the market." "Do not bargain with them." "And never trust them." "Quiet!" "You scared the dam out of me." "I wasn't trying to scare you." "I'm just looking for someone." "Is there a Master Kong here?" "Yes, there is." "But did you make an appointment?" "Appointment?" "No." "Don'!" "You understand what's appointment?" "Did you call in advance?" "Did you call in advance?" "No." "In that case, master will not see you." "In that case, master will not see you." "Unless..." "I've come with prepared." "You should have said so, follow me." "You should have said so, follow me." "Wait, how do I address you?" "Wait, how do I address you?" "My name is Fa." "Fa?" "Who gave you that name?" "Amazing, right?" "Hi-tech." "My master is known throughout the world." "He's even been to South Africa!" "He's even been to South Africa!" "Are there ghosts in Africa too?" "Of course." "Animal spirits." ""Namo Amitabha"" "Again?" "Is that necessary?" "It's the rules." "Can we enter now?" "Master, we've got a patron." "Please pay your respects to the ancestors of master first." "Please take a seat." "This is Master Kong." "Master Kong." "This is Miss Fa." "Fa?" "How appropriate." "Really?" "Thank you." "Really?" "Thank you." "How can I help you Miss Fa?" "Actually I am not the one who needs help." "It is my daughter." "So what's the related with you?" "If it is her matter and not yours, so it isn't related with you." "If it is not your problem, then why are you here?" "You've really got it in this." "I've got no idea what you just said." "But my daughter's problems are mine too." "But my daughter's problems are mine too." "So what's the problem?" "It started like this." "Her name is Yi Ning." "She used to be fine." "But recently she became really weak." "She started having episodes in school." "Shaking uncontrollably." "Like she is having fits." "Everyone in school got really scared." "So I made her stay home to recuperate." "But things got worse at home." "She's having fits more than 10 times a day." "She seems to be in great pain." "Master." "I wonder if she has been possessed." "It is not always the case." "Did you bring her to the doctor?" "Did you bring her to the doctor?" "Yes, I did it many times." "But the doctors did not know what's the problem." "How about her father?" "Did he help?" "How about her father?" "Did he help?" "Don'!" "You mention about her father." "He left home with a witch 10 years ago." "Poor you." "I have no complaints." "I am most worried about my daughter." "Master, you must help her." "I got it." "I'll need to examine her to determine how to treat her." "I'll need to examine her to determine how to treat her." "I'll visit your home in a few days." "In a few days?" "Why not now?" "In a few days?" "Why not now?" "No way." "Master has to seek guidance from the ancestors." "To find the best way to treat your daughter." "Don'!" "Worry." "Everything will be fine." "But about the fees..." "I know what to do." "Master, I am not rich." "This is all I can afford." "It's all right..." "We'll talk the fees later..." "Why don'!" "You go home first?" "Please take Madam Fa to the door." "Take care." "Thank you, master." "You must remember to come." "I will..." "See you." "Dad, do you want to eat bananas?" "Why do you always offer me bananas?" "You're a male." "Do you recall what is a ghost most afraid of?" "Do you recall what is a ghost most afraid of?" "You must remember this." "They fear black hound's blood the most." "All right, see you." "Bye..." "Come on, let's talk." "Lock up the door." "So what did you want to talk about?" "I've decided to help them." "My intuition tells me this case is different from before." "My intuition tells me this case is different from before." "Didn't you say you want to quit?" "Turrning over a new leaf?" "Well, just treat this as the last job." "Just finish it." "If this is just another regular can job, okay, we've got plenty experience." "But if it is the real deal, how are we going to handle it?" "Don'!" "You worry." "My father once told me blood from a black hound will subdue them." "My father once told me blood from a black hound will subdue them." "He might be cheating you." "And where the heck can you find black hounds?" "There's your stupid dog." "But that's our dog." "What 'ours'?" "You brought that thing back, so you take care of it." "You brought that thing back, so you take care of it." "You jerk." "You got your tools ready?" "All set." "How about the blood?" "Nicely packed in your bag." "Let me tell you." "I've even tasted that blood." "Very sweet and fresh." "Can't stand you." "Is this the one?" "Let's do it." "What the heck?" "I wasn't expecting you." "I thought you said you'd take a while?" "The deities instructed us to come today." "What instructed?" "You should have told me earlier." "Madam, what happened?" "I just washed my hair." "Come in." "Take off your shoes." "If I knew you were coming," "I would have cooked something good for you." "I'll get you some tea." "There's a strong smell." "You smell it too?" "My latest Giorgio Aramani fragrance" "Pork rib soup." "Have some tea." "Thanks..." "Just like a horror movie." "Scary." "Just shut up." "Where's Yi Ning?" "In the room, follow me." "She's just a little girl." "Don'!" "Get too rough." "How is it?" "What's going on?" "Nothing is wrong... stay back..." "Everything will be fine." "How is it?" "It's inflamed." "You take care of my girl." "No problem." "Why don'!" "You wait outside?" "But..." "Everything will all right, get out." "Get out..." "Are you playing real?" "Do you have to go full force?" "This is hurts." "Who are you trying to fool?" "You're just a stupid car workshop repairman." "How did you know I fix cars?" "You can fool that old witch." "But you can'!" "Fool me." "Don't you listen to that lying witch." "I hope she dies." "I want to kill her!" "When performing an exorcism, it's not like buying fruits in the market." "Never trust what they say." "We're so dead." "This is the real stuff." "Who's dead?" "Nobody." "I said my mom's crazy." "I'll be die if I didn't grab dinner for her." "Why don'!" "I grab you some more tea?" "Good to drink tea." "Really good to drink tea." "What's that noise?" "What's wrong?" "Madam." "Why don'!" "We go grab some food for my mother?" "Why do I have to go with you?" "Let's go, don'!" "See." "I'm not hungry." "Just go together." "Do you know the consequence for being a busybody?" "Do you know the consequence for being a busybody?" "Die!" "The blood really works!" "Why is it taking so long?" "I better go check on them." "No need to be afraid..." "Master is experienced and powerful." "He's handle all sorts of devils." "Even the King of Hades fears him." "Relax." "You don'!" "Give me much confidence." "You don'!" "Give me much confidence." "How is it, master?" "No problem." "The evil spirit is gone." "It's gone?" "Thanks to God!" "It's gone?" "Thanks to God!" "Take good care of your daughter." "She's weak." "Master, I've prepared some jewelry for payment." "It's not necessary." "This time is for free." "But you've done so much for us." "And help me so much." "Please accept this." "There's really no need, we've gotta go." "Now if you're not going to accept the gifts, then at least take a small token." "I am so grateful." "We shall take our leave." "Take care." "See you around..." "See you, we gonna go." "Excuse us, we need to go." "Just leave." "Your master said leave." "That was some scary stuff." "Why did you put a nipple on the bottle?" "How the heck would I know?" "Her mom didn't mention how old she was!" "You could have messed things up for me!" "Idiot!" "I..." "Me too!" "I have a bowel movement." "Let's do it together." "That's not what I wanted to do." "Just felt something wasn't right." "Yi Ning's father?" "He left with a slut." "Don'!" "Believe that lying witch." "Why is there a man's belt?" "This is too confusing." "Let's go." "Dam." "Dam it!" "My new bumper!" "Hey, do you know how to drive?" "Sorry, we were in a rush." "Didn't notice your car." "Where you rushing to?" "Toilet?" "How can you tell I need the toilet?" "Your Chinese suck, so don't talk to me." "My Wira is really rare." "Only 8 in Malaysia." "Limited Edition." "How are you guys going to compensate?" "You are really lucky to meet me." "Come to my workshop and I will settle it." "So you are the one who can change the Wira into a Wiralution." "So you are the one who can change the Wira into a Wiralution." "Number I in the country." "I don't care if you're number 1 or 2." "I just want to know what you're gonna do about this." "I am going to "Wiralutionize" this car." "And will add some extra stuff to it." "All at a special price." "So you promised extra stuff and special price." "So you promised extra stuff and special price." "If you don'!" "Do a good job," "I will raze your workshop to the ground." "You'd better not mess with me." "You'd better not mess with me." "Why the heck are you dressed like that?" "We're part time models." "Models?" "What kind of models?" "You look ugly." "Call a cab for me." "Okay, sorry about this." "Shan!" "Didn't you wanna go to toilet?" "What are you waiting for?" "It's too late." "They're all out." "Sweetie, you feeling better?" "Sweetie, you feeling better?" "Drink some water." "What's wrong now?" "You witch!" "I won'!" "Let you off!" "You old jerk!" "Why won't you stay dead?" "You jerk!" "Do you realize what time it is now?" "Hear me out." "Mother hit the daughter." "But there's something odd about the daughter." "What the heck are you talking about?" "Let's talk inside." "Anyway, what happened was the girl is possessed again." "Anyway, what happened was the girl is possessed again." "And there's something wrong with the mother." "I thought you exorcised the demon?" "Yes!" "I thought so too!" "Quiet!" "How come it is still here?" "Where did you get the blood from?" "That fat lady from the market." "She sold me some black pig's blood." "Good stuff she said." "Air flown from Japan." "Expensive." "Why the heck did you do that?" "That puppy has been with me for so long." "That puppy has been with me for so long." "Black pig and black hound." "Black pig and black hound." "There are all the same." "Take it easy, man!" "You are driving me nuts." "How come there's a black dog from out of nowhere?" "So, have you fixed the car?" "Yeah, I just did it two days ago." "Seng, it could be a dangerous to return here." "Like I said, this will be the last case." "I can't let my late father down." "I'll succeed this time." "There's also something not right with the mother." "Really?" "You stupid people are going to die..." "Why did you repeat after me?" "What are you doing?" "They cursed us!" "You understand Tamil Language?" "No." "What are you guys here for?" "Didn't I pay you enough?" "I'd like to see your daughter again." "You speak Cantonese?" "None of your matter." "Let me see your daughter." "There's no need." "She's all right now." "Now I know what you did." "I'll call the cops if you don'!" "Open up." "How dare you." "Open up!" "Over my dead body!" "Hurry up open the door!" "Hurry!" "I really can save her!" "There's no time anymore!" "Hurry!" "There's something odd about the old woman." "Take this and watch her." "Fig." "I can't bear to leave you." "You silly boy." "Would I leave you in the lurch?" "That's what I call brotherhood." "Why did you return?" "Did you know it was that witch who killed me?" "I suspected so." "I could smell a rat." "But you shouldn't stay in her body." "It is against the rules of the spiritual world." "It is against the rules of the spiritual world." "Madam?" "I'm feeling hungry." "Do you have any pork ribs soup?" "Madam?" "Madam?" "Where are you hiding?" "Cut your crap." "I want to personally murder that witch." "I want to personally murder that witch." "Why are you so heartless?" "This is your daughter after all." "This is my daughter." "And I can do whatever I want with her." "I don't care." "I want that witch dead." "Now you're pushing me to do this." "I'll try to use less force." "Forgive me." "Madam." "Madam." "Stop playing, madam." "Madam." "Go away!" "Be cooperative." "Come on!" "Now you leave me no choice." "Madam, stay away." "Or I will draw my sword." "I dare you!" "You jerk." "I'm done." "Jerk, you playing with me?" "Calm down, madam." "Relax." "Hold still, you jerk." "Are you all right?" "I have nothing against you, why are you attacking me?" "Did you forget your medication?" "What medication?" "I'm a dead meat." "Let's see where can you run to." "Father." "Can you see?" "This is my first time saw a ghost." "I've succeeded." "I've succeeded." "Bao Seng." "When you grow up, you must do me proud." "When you grow up, you must do me proud." "Father, I've done it." ""Memories are like passing clouds"" ""Sometimes you will recall"" ""Those intimate days that we shared"" ""I am sure you treasure some"" "You may pass the sentence now." "Mr. Tan Zze Guan." "We discovered that you have 29 grams of cocaine." "Just 29 grams." "If it was 30 grams, you would be sentenced to death." "But you're real unlucky." "Though you have 29 grams of cocaine, but you have 2 kg of heroine." "So according to the law," "I'll still have to sentence you to death." ""Those intimate days that we shared""