"We got the keys as if we owned the place;" "we are the main servers." "And what does it mean?" "I do not know, but it sounds stable." "All right, I'll see you tomorrow." "We see you tomorrow, Charlie." " A new day in the same crap place." " Yes." "Dull with your roommate." "What to do?" "My name is Carlos castillo, but most people call me Charlie." "I am a waiter." "Head waiter to be exact." "New York is very inspiring and that is why I live here." "Every day is like a new novel." "A new and exciting chapter." "In fact, my life has become trite, predictable and... pointless." "But you will have to decide themselves." "Thanks for a wonderful night, honey." "Wait." "Yes I am coming." "Have you forgotten something?" "Hi." "I..." "I came to see the room." "Hi." "Hi." "Let's rewind a bit." "Life was wonderful." "I had moved to town and went from waiter to head waiter..." "And I was in love." "Pam was everything to me." "My best friend, my darling, and the first thing I wanted to marry." "Can not you better?" "Look at this." "What are you talking about?" "Do you promise?" "Yes, I promise to take off my pants." "But you have to throw away." "No, you said nothing about." "Even further down." "Look how shy he is." "Take them." " There you go." "Now we're talking." " Kasta then." "Just kidding." "I just can afford to buy you a Jairo or a pizza slice." "Pizza, I think." "But anchovies." "I do not know." "I think a..." "She took me to the opera." "Can you imagine that?" "But one day, out of nowhere, everything changed." "I can not stay here, you do not understand." "I do not want to hurt you." " What?" "It has been my best year." " My also." "Charlie?" "I leave my number, okay?" "I'm sending it under the door." " Hell." " Sorry." "Did it hurt?" "You have grown old." "My sciatica." "Sciatica?" "Are you sixty or something?" "No, but I had a threesome yesterday." "Right?" "You may not even know it." "Do you remember the blonde staring last?" " No." " Yes." "This guy... is my best friend Louie." "We studied literature in college." "Somehow he got a job as a journalist at the Manhattan times." "As if it would be cool or something." "He writes about what's hot right now." "Matters." "Thio minutes later I got a quickie." "Sure, but I have to pull back to work." "Some've got a real job." "I chose to serve." "My agent called and said: "I have a surprise."" "Your agent's black, not Cuban." "It sounded like he was in scarface, huh?" ""Next week, it happens big stuff."" "They might buy my book." "It is your agent saying for years." "This week, he means it." "Has he sold it to last?" " Have you read it?" " No I have not." "Does not matter." "I've said it before and I'll say it again." "Take the job at the newspaper, right?" "I've worked there for five years, and you type good so I could probably talk you out." "Let me think about it." "Watch turtledoves." "You take this." "We played last week." "You'll do it again." "It's your buddy." " What's up, Rick?" " Do you play with the ball, you bastards?" "It is your friend." "We played last week." "Listen, take the job at the newspaper, right?" "I can get you in." "Come on, we're playing." "Charlie would really love to play." "He has been asking for you all day." "Go now." "I have a long shift today." "Thanks for today, but I have to draw." "I need to get ready for the job." "Come on, man." " I texting you." " Come on." "Sure, whatever." "I'll have to take over the plan by itself." "All right, buddy?" "Is it true?" "So you're going to grow up in the end?" "I do not know, sometimes it's..." "Lita me, you decide you do not." "You have a stain on the shirt." "This be good." "Take them by storm, right?" "Do not worry, trust me." " Väck me a bit." " Should I?" "Take them by storm." "How did it go?" "Peak, they loved me." "I told you." "You said well you know me?" "She said she loved me." "She wants me to begin on Friday." "Perfect, you got the job." "But you did not mention that it was an it job." "I do not even know what it is." "It's a job." "You gonna let me in?" "Yeah, come in." "I guess it's your stuff." "Bring the lightweight case." "Thanks." "Voila." " So it's here?" "Schyst." " Thanks." " I love brick." " Me too." "Schyst." "So..." " Where is the room?" " Here." " Yes..." " This?" "Is this all?" "This?" "Is this the room?" "Yes, in the ad, it was "room for rent" and technically it is a room- and this part is yours." "This... is a wall." "Yes, but this part..." "You... you lied in the ad." "Should I move up based on a lie?" "If you ask me, the worst the cape." "You do not get something cheaper in town." "My god, you must be joking." "I have a lot to fix, so..." "Wait, what are you doing?" "I took the course with my suitcase." "Why can not you just..." "I brought my bags here." "I'm here now and you're going to throw me out?" "Yes... wait a minute." "Carlito, you have to call me." "You will not believe your ears." "Call me as soon as you get this." "I have not had my coffee yet, so you know what?" "I have not decided yet." "How about taking a mocha-mint frappuccino you used to like?" "Frappuccino?" "Why are you so happy?" "What makes you think that?" "Look at yourself." "Yeah, look, I have the sad eyes." "I look like a gangster." "I can still read your mind." "So?" "You know what I'm thinking right now?" "That the coffee, come now." " What are you doing?" " Charlie, what happens?" "Are you going to a movie audition?" "No, theater. "The Brady bunch", you know?" " His sister has written the play." " Good luck." "After having served so long, i started to get pain in my calves." "I know, sciatica." "One needs a thorough massage." "It starts in the calf, creeps up and I get pain in the ass." " Can you still have anxiety attacks?" " Yes." " There are medications for that." " Shut up." " Dumt." " You take one pill only." "Yes, and then you continue to drink coffee." "My book against called me and said that he is really good news." "Skriver you still?" "Yes, instead of serving." " So what do you think?" " About what?" "Charlie, you wanted to have a coffee together." "Please, I have nowhere to go." "We need to fix something to your snoring, because I remember that you snore." "I'm meeting my aunt in new Jersey, you need something?" "No, but we'll see as soon as you are back." "Okay." "Thank you, see you soon." "So we can go home together." " Not together, but you make." " Thanks." " Pam." " Yes?" "Nice to see you again." " See you tonight." " Fun to see you too, Charlie." "See you later." "Yeah, we'll see." "Hey, Charlie." "Call back." "I write the best cafes in the standard." "And I know you love coffee, so you may be able to write an article  so I show it to my boss." "Anyway, call me." "They think they found a NY times best sellers." "Do you understand?" "Is it true?" "So they liked the book?" "No, they loved it." "Did they "loved"?" "Yes, love, is not deductible." "Not... without love." "They love it." "You get your check on Friday." "Wait a minute, this Friday?" "New York times best selling..." "Yes, the New York times list." "I know, when I got the call..." "I was in here, and was about to flip." "I was like crazy." " New York times bestseller list." " Sitter there anyone here?" " No, go ahead." " Thanks." " You look nice." " Thanks." "So you mean that I can dismiss me." "No more "Carlos will take your order?"" ""Today's special is the salmon." I'm done, then?" "Personally, I think you should do what you want." "Personally, I believe in Karma." "I have been busy with an article." " You smell delicious." " Thanks." "Nice jacket." "You might want to buy new clothes." "But I like this jacket." "It's cool." "I would really love to be with you." "Excuse?" "I want to sleep with you." "Now." " I am so proud of you." " Thanks." "Can you..." "Yeah, but the check has not arrived yet." "On Friday." "New clothes, stylish." "You meet the publisher in a few days." " Do something fun." " See you, frank." "Carlito." "Cheers my friend." "You are so fucking disgusting." "Just a question." " Fuck off." " I was only kidding." "I wanted to tell the good news." "You know, Karma." "I have a case now and then i go home and practice." "But to hell with Karma, this town was mine." "Charlie." "Charlie!" "What happens?" "Where are you going?" "We are busy in there." "Did you get the part?" "No, I was reserved." " Körde to de niro-thing?" " Yes exactly." " I have to leave." " Where?" "It breaks down there." "I'll call you later." "Tell me how it goes." "You will come back?" "Yes." "I got the massage i always wanted." "I have never had a massage before." "I always wanted to go to lunch." "Go to lunch." "To just say "go to lunch," sounds so luxurious." "Okay, a secret." "I just sold my book." "Guess who ends up as waiter." "Head waiter." "You told me." "Time to celebrate." "It has been wonderful, but you should celebrate with someone..." "You know." "It is easy, for we .." "You want a drink?" "And..." "Although I lived in the world's most vibrant city, I felt alone." "I had not had a girlfriend since Pam and I... missed her." "I could not understand how she just left me after three great years." "To avoid going crazy, i had to let go of her," ", and I was inspired to write a book about heartbreak." "I called it: "Seven steps to heal a broken heart"   "from a male perspective." A self-help book." "A självhjälpsroman of Carlos a.K.A. Charlie castillo." "But how hard I tried..." "I could never forget Pam." " Hey, room mate." " Rumskompis." "Roommate." "That sounds fun." " What happens?" " Nothing." "Are you tired?" "Yes, a bit, actually." " Long day?" " Yes." " Home sweet home." " Yes it is." "Should you decorate your page or something?" "You're a fashionista." " Room?" "There is a wall, but yes." " Go nowhere." "I have a surprise." "You will love it here." "Yes... yep." "There it is." "Okay, this is yours, because i used to have a bed in here." "But maybe you have claustrophobia, so you can keep it." "It's great." "I was going to fix a futon tomorrow, but it is so clean." " It's clean." "So what did you do today?" " Nothing." "I went to Jersey to see my family." "It was a good day." "And you?" "It was quite a sad day indeed." " Yes..." " One day like that then?" "I go to bed." "I have a long day tomorrow, okay?" "What are you doing?" "I'll hit you in the head." "Full of hot, young..." " Hey what's up?" " Good." " My name is Louie." " Elisabeth." "I do not want to be rude and not health." " Nice to meet you." " The same." "I'm writing an article for the Manhattan times." " Laser it?" " What is it about?" "I have a column called "Louie inside and outside list in NYC", you see?" "So I write an article about this cafe." "Who is the girl in the picture?" "It's my sister." "What are you doing?" "Sorry." "I am almost done." "Wait." "Now I know." "No, I think..." " Come on." " Sorry." "Can not you write the day?" "I just want to finish writing this." "I forget it otherwise." "I'll be quiet." "Go back to sleep again." "No, enough is enough." "Do you want coffee?" "No, thanks, I do not drink coffee..." "This late." "No thanks." " What are you doing?" " Do not look." "Stop." "Can you go?" "It is a resume." "Yes, it looks like." "Okay, you've spelled your name wrong." "Fix it." "I have not at all." "You do not know how to spell my name." "I'm so hot." "I think I'm dying." " You know what helps?" " No." "Then proceed as follows." " Oh my god..." " Blås in and out." " It makes you relax." " No thanks." " Sure?" " Yes." " Attempt." " No thanks." "How is the family?" "Dad died." " Right recently." " I'm sorry." " Thanks." " Trist with your dad." "I only have money to hire a few months." "Then I'm on zero again." " Träffa me on." "Point one." " Here?" "Well, ready, then I will." "We'll get a job to you along." "I will help you with your cv, so follow my advice..." "So we can..." "I do not promise anything, but..." " Okay?" " Thanks." "Are you hungry?" " Yes." " Well then." "I can not come along, i have no money." "If you have no money?" "What was it you used to say all the time?" "I, you and five dollars." "Yeah, I remember." "Okay, let's go." "Should we?" "My first question." "When you were in a relationship last?" " For like six years ago." " Six years?" " Yes." " Many lonely nights?" "No, many one night stands and my vibrator." "Okay, so here it is." "I meet many wannabees and..." " Losers." " Is it true?" "I was on a date with one waiter and he was the only waiter, but he said:" ""I'm waiter, but the head waiter."" "Head waiter?" "Rather, the main loser." "And what am I to type?" "I do not know, but I like your shoes." "Where do you live?" " Upper East Side." " Of course." "It is the best place." "And I write for Manhattan times." "I know, how cruel is not it?" "Jobbat there for five years, they fix everything." "That's cool." "So what do you do?" "I love to shop." "I love it so much that I wish i could do it while I traveled." "Travel and shop." "Lovely if I fell in love too." "Fall in love, traveling and shopping." "We can probably solve." "The bill, please!" "No, do not." "Stop." "What should you do?" "Like there." "Yes, there." " Hell." " Did it go well?" " Are you okay?" " Yes." "What is it?" "Maybe I should tell you why I left." "It's just pizza, come now." "Yeah, it's so pathetic." "Come now." "Hey, Charlie." "Hey, Charlie, I'm Pam." "Sit down." "Pam, it's an abbreviation of Pamela?" "No, it is..." "Pam, it's... editor in chief of nonfiction books publishing at your service." "You want a coffee?" "No, I and my tea rub along together." "Thank you." "All right, I'll get a coffee..." "Because I usually wake up three hours from now." "I sleep like a rock star." "Then maybe I should pursue you." "Go for it." "I get more pussy than both of you, so..." "Your sister does not count." "My cousin and yes, it does." "Congratulations, man." "I always thought he was a nobody..." "But he daltas more than my mother." "Have you seen your mom lately?" " I think I'm in love." " Charlie, get it over with." "And trust me, change the number." "Fuck her only." "Ever since I won the lottery has brides flocked." "It's scary out there." "She is my publisher." "I do not want to destroy..." "Publisher?" "Have you sold the book or something?" "I'm in love, did not you?" "I have tried to say it all week." "I just sold my book." "Are you kidding?" "You're kidding, right?" "Do you think I'm lying?" "Yes, you've been trying to sell it for five years." "No, three." " Have you got a contract?" " Yeah." "Holy shit." "I just said that I was in love." "Is there no one who cares." "I get a check on Friday." "Dejtingboken?" " Yes. "You, me and five dollars"." " Wow, that's..." "Amazing." "We should celebrate tonight." "We have to celebrate, guys." "Yes, Rick offers." "No, Louie." "We serve drinks." "I know the value of a dollar." "It does well, I also." "One dollar made me very rich." "Hallelujah!" "I bid on the first round." "Can I bring my friend?" "I do not care who's offers, but do not bring sand to the beach." " You got my 50 us dollars?" " No." "You want me to rob a bank?" "You want me to rob a bank?" "You want me to rob a bank?" "You want me to rob a bank?" " Hello." " You are late." "Thanks for letting me wait." " Late!" " It is quiet." "Lugnt?" "I will be late." "No, come on." "I expect you're dancing in there and does a job." "First rule?" "All right, believing in the lie." "It's a lie!" "Would that make me the most suitable candidates?" "That's not a lie, but the truth." "Sjutton when I began to serve?" "I have never served anyone." "It's true." "Do you think it is true." "How do you know that I get the job?" "Because I know!" "I know you." "When they hit you, they love you, I know." "You have to be focused only." "I is focused." "Come in, the door is open." "Hi." "Sit down and make yourself at home." "The publishing house wants to publish your book directly." "Peak." "Would you like something to drink?" "It is quiet." "I sit only." "It belonged to my ex." "Okay, so here it is." "We have a short deadline with the book." "In two days, we have to get it perfect." "So I need your help to get it done." "Get it done." "It was so fun." "Thanks so much." "You did not buy it for me." "But when you carry my bags, I want to take a picture for my Facebook page." "You're so cute when you hold my bags!" " Okay?" " Been there?" "I love the store." "We can go in there." "Think that she wanted to sell all that." "But what kind to buy everything to me." "No problems." " You are so a nice guy." " Thanks." "And you're a great girl." "I love that store." "You're the best guy ever!" "I'm so glad you bought something for yourself." " This suit you very well." " Does it?" "Thanks so much." "I have had so much fun tonight" ", and I think we fit well together." "Can we go there?" "I love the store." "A business to?" "Yes!" "Thank you for shopping with me!" "Go ahead, I will." " Louie, come!" "It's sale!" " That's great!" " Hello." " Hello." "You have not eaten?" "It is quiet." "In addition, I will go out." "One important night?" "No, I'm going out with his friends." "Fun." "I was going to make some pasta." "Do you remember my grandmother's recipe?" "Here we have it." " Can you more chances?" " No problem." "I thought celebrate." "Did you get the job?" "Yes I got that." "I texted you like a fool." "I did what you said and it worked." "Is it true?" "I work tomorrow night, so..." "I wanted to thank you with a dinner." "Congratulations." "How-to?" "Come on, man!" " No no no!" " Hurry up." " What are you doing?" " I opened." "What are you doing?" "You want to meet my friends?" "Yes." "We munching something on the road." "Yes, that would be great." "I'm changing." "No, you look great." "No, but I'm a girl." "Okay, five minutes." " Seven." " Six and a half." "I'll get your jacket." "It's freezing out there." " Look who's coming, here we go." " Jisses, hurry up now." "I know we're late, but persevere." "There will be another one, okay?" " It's fine?" " Are you kidding me?" "If we do not hurry, we will not enter." "We are late." "Not even I come in, and then it is definitely running." " No fix us." " Like, no." "I'll take time." "She's here in three minutes." " Do you have a nice date?" " No, just Pam." " The Pam?" "It made you write a book about the seven steps to heal the heart?" "So you've read it?" "Pam?" "The tramp?" "The girl you wanted to marry sticking?" "Yes, I remember her." "She was a slut." "Cold, vicious and completely wrong." "She's here in three minutes, then stop..." "Call her not a slut." "You called after her when she pulled." "It sounds worse when you say it." "I'm sorry, but wake up!" "She destroyed emotionally..." " And now you're partying with her?" " I hate her." "Is she your roommate?" "I told you..." "But why should she come?" "Spelar role, she is one of the guys." "No, she is not and I hate her." "Sorry, but she was a bitch." "What?" "She was a..." "Hey, Pam." "I am a journalist at the Manhattan times." "Check "Louie inside and out" list." "I'll write plenty about you." "You think I need you?" "You would not have the money or an article." "What do you want then?" "I want you to go home." "Stick home." "My god, it's Pam." "How's it going?" "Long time no see." "You look nice." "How many girls do you have with you?" "One." " And how many guys?" " Three." "You know him from last night?" "Jaime can fix us." "They fix us." "Come on, let's go out." " Are we in?" " Yes." "Shall we go in?" "Then we go in." "Funny, we will certainly enter." " By the way stinks your breath." " Schysta then..." "You made me look like a fool." "What are you talking about?" "For they think, how can you keep up with the person who did this to you?" "How can you accept it when she left you and did not tell you why!" "Berättade what?" "Have I not a right to know why?" "I do not want to talk about it." "You never want to talk about it!" "I can not talk about it tonight." "I must go home, you know?" "You have got me to start smoking." "Rök in that case!" "It's your fault, not mine." "I have to go home." "Where are you going?" "Home to us?" "Where else?" "Pam!" "Pam!" "You can screw up as much as you want of me." "I bought the worst den of lottovinsten  so I am my own neighbor." "No one can disturb me take you?" "I should write an article about this place." "The music, drinkarna  and above all the beautiful women." ""Louie inside and utelista in NYC."" "You remind me of every guy in this town that boasts about his job." "As if I would think that you had a big dick." "It's just an uncertainty thing." "Not true?" "You do not have to go." "The men, why did you do that?" " Could I have..." " Now I must resolve the situation." " "I am my own fucking neighbor"?" " Just." "We have them or not?" " I recovering me from that." " But I do." "We have some brides." "By the way, how did you get your job?" "I deserved it, okay?" "I deserved the damn job." "I worked my way to the top, okay?" "I started as an intern and then i got the job because I write cruel." "And?" "!" "Sure, in the art." "I'm just messing with you." "I know the whole story." "It is quiet." "Okay... forget it." " It is not ok." " Certainly." "Charlie." "What's happening, man?" "What are you doing here?" "Not much." "I was in town and was hungry for real food, so I came here." "Schyst." "We have the best baglen in town." "Are you going or what?" "It would be fun to hang out, have some beers and chill." "It was hard yesterday, so..." "Do you remember plump Cathy?" "No." " Mulliga Cathy?" " No." "The redheads." "The elk." "Nice face, but must lose weight if I'm going to fuck her." "She and her sister?" "Fat Anna?" "Yes exactly." "I met Anna obese." "When she was fat, huh?" "She has lost 13 kg." "You're joking with me." "It's true." "We were at a pool party last night." "She has gäddhäng- but she has a nice face." "She is shit hot in Polo shirt." "My friend Louie working in town and writes a column for Manhattan times." "It's called "Louie inside and utelista in NYC." He goes to mass hipster-places  and rate them." "I can ask him to come here someday." "Are there many people read it?" "Yeah, what do you say?" "It would of course be the top." "I have to leave." "Okay, you know where to find me." "Bokförlaget think it can become a best seller, when you treat a substance" ", considered taboo." "Let's start with the title: "I, you and five dollars"   "seven steps to heal the man's broken heart."" "What exactly does it mean for you?" "It was a phrase Pam always used." "Not you." "It makes you, huh?" "The other one." "I get it." "I had no money when we met, and then she said: "All we need is-"." "You, I and five dollars, "so for me it symbolized..."" "The truth." "Something tangible that is not based on materialism." "So first and foremost we need to get it down to seven chapters istället  then there are seven steps to heal the man's broken heart." "Let's start with chapter one, the meeting." "So you met at a Broadway show..." " During the break?" " Yes." " Do you like pizza?" " I love pizza." "Skiter bears in the woods?" "Yes, they do actually." "Is it even logical?" "Time out." "I have no details, only the most important." "I know all that cute." "I want to know how she dumped you." "First, she dumped me." "Technically, she stuck her only." " Come on, so lucky you were not." " In the book, maybe I want to jump ahead." "Seriöst, Carlos?" "I mean, Charlie." "Okay, I was really nervous that day." "Life felt better with her than without." "Why were you so nervous?" "I was going to propose to her." "I understand." "Continue." "Good morning, brother." "Nice to see you." "Yes, it will be a good day." "Yes, it will." "A thing, Charlie." "How could I forget?" "I almost forget." "Sorry, gratuity." "No, that's not what I meant." "Charlie, I know you want to see Pam." "And..." "I'm sorry, but she told me to greet you..." "She's sad, but gone." "We talked for three quarter late." "She said..." "No, Charlie." "Listen to me." "She might be around here?" "No, not gone that way." "Habibi, she's gone." "It is over." "No, Charlie." "It is true, listen to me." "I saw her go to penn station." "She is gone like the wind." "She is gone." "I'm sorry, I..." "I do not know what to say." "It's over between you." "She'll go away and do not know when she will return." "You know what?" "I'll kill you, you tricked me almost." "Charlie." "This is crap." "So technically, I was dumped by Jimmy at the door." "Then you talk about the seven steps to heal or "toolbox" as you call it." "Step one." "Get rid of everything that reminds her." "Step two." "Start gyms." "More muscle, more confidence." "Step three." "Have a one night stand." "It makes you relax." " Do you have any pets?" " I have a cat." " Spinner it?" " That you may well find out." "What are you doing tomorrow night?" "Hänger with you, I guess." " So?" "Is it true?" " Yes." "You look ready out of the pen." "Step four, coffee." "Hang in a cafe with a book." "You do not even have to read it  it makes you feel smart anyway." "More brains, more self-confidence." "No women in three weeks." "Obtain new information." "Read books." "Step five." "Working my ass off you." "If you work, forget it." "And money gives confidence." "Women can smell the money." "I myself was waiter, head waiter." "Step six." "Internet porn." "The more porn you consume, the more it feels like to have sex without feelings." "And the more sex you have, the more confidence you get." "I call it self-love something that brings me to the last step." " Step seven... first kiss." " It's interesting." "After the first kiss, continue to grind to sleep with different women." "The first kiss tells the heart that you are ready to feel again- and then we can begin to meet other women and to discover new relationships." "Can we meet later?" "I have one..." "I guess it is, but we have a lot of work left." "Have you already tired?" "No, I have to help my roommate." "What is her name?" "Pam." "No... really?" "Wow." "But Pam in the book then?" "It is Pam from the book." " My room mate is my ex." " The Pam." "It's no big deal." "Okay, I..." "let's finish this over dinner tonight." "My treat." "We go to a really nice restaurant." " I pay." " Okay." "Bye." "Maybe I should move to a place like nantucket." "That's what writers do." "And I can smoke a pipe." "That's right, I'm of course not." "Maybe I could be one of those staying at a hotel room permanent or so I live there in NY and buy your own attic." "Always thought that the author of smoke." "A bad habit that takes many years to decompose." "But in my paradigm i smoke still." "Almost as a knitted mixing sms." "Förlåt, but we can do it." "You wanted to see what I do?" "It is this." "I'm writing an article about the best cafes in NY." "Do you know where we are now?" "You did other tasks as well?" "Obvious." "I mean, free dinners everywhere." "Everyone respects the gap..." " So sometimes I have to st barts." " Where I want to be buried." "Hopefully not yet." "I have gone there several times for free." "Have you?" "And you know what?" "Speaking of which, i lost my best friend, Rick the lottery." " Did he?" " Yes." "Are you going to go there again?" "I go there all the time." "He takes his best friends on a private plane the whole time..." " Can I come with?" " Whenever you want." "Pam?" "Pam?" "Pam?" "Pam, wake up!" "What are you doing?" "Hell." "You trying to kill me?" "No, I thought you were dead." "Shall we go out?" "Have you learned the menu?" "Yeah, I was up last night." "I do not believe you." "But you have to go there, I'll help you with that." "Are you going to help me with my shoes?" "Yes I will." "Thanks." "Okay, we have to hurry." "Do I look okay?" "I should take a shower." "No, put on the jacket only." "And..." "I'll clean up here, okay?" "Can not you come?" "You will be missed... give me your hand." "No problem." "Just take it easy." "It will go great." "Get lost." "Jump on the train, it will go well." "I, you and five dollars, the toolkit." "A man's guide to heal your broken heart." "I'm a genius." "Take it easy, man." "You're getting old and ugly." "You're just jealous because i matures with age, my fat friend." "Fat?" "You are both thick and slim." "I have a six-pack." "Become a great writer I buy first energization." "Have you read it?" " I have been busy." " With what?" " Job." " Right?" "You were the first person I sent it to." "Yes... come on." "Sit down." "Before we draw..." "I must ask you a favor." "Is that why you brought me here?" "To talk about your book?" "Help you move into a nice apartment?" "I will also sell my own book soon." "I need help with Pam, that's all." "Pam?" "Moved, she does not like?" "Yes." " It's complicated." " You're too kind." " Too kind." " I know." "I had thrown her out." "But I'm not you." "I think you are jealous." "No, I wish you all the best." "Can not you be happy for me?" "Verkar it not?" "The good things happen now." "I just want you to be happy for me." "You are like a change and I do not like it." "You and Rick is me närmast  so who else am I going to share the experience with?" "I have been fighting for ten years while living the good life." "Now when I get to taste it a little, you will be cursed." " I know." " Why?" "What have I done?" "Nothing." "I'm just unhappy." "I'm not angry, it's okay." "I'm happy for you, sorry." "I'm happy for you, okay?" "Sorry." "Look at me, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I was an idiot." "Yes, a big idiot." " It is enough." "Get out of here now." " Come here." "What's the capital of Thailand?" "Bangkok!" " Come now." " Not so fast, I'm bowlegged." "Okay, here's the plan." "You go to restaurangen  and how lousy the service are, you should go to the manager and say:" ""She gave me the best service ever." Although she fools of themselves." "Why do you think she does?" "She is clumsy." "A little compensation for the service?" "One of these?" "I have a date and want to have dessert." "Crème brûlée?" "I want to go to the movies too." "Come on, enough is enough!" "I have not received the check yet." "We have a couple of kilometers to go." " Slår I tell you I want back the money." " Certainly." " Ready?" " Check out her ass." "I come from north Dakota." "Is it true?" "It may not look that way, but that's it." "I like proper cooling." "The colder the more beautiful." "I'm like a big polar bear." "Polar bears are cute." "I'm not trying to glue on you or anything, sorry." "Yes, we are professional." "So how long have you worked here?" " Next a decade." " A decade?" "Yes, I'm a dinosaur." "All others are extinct." "Me and Charlie used to work together, but now that he's gone..." "Charlie... do you know him well?" "No." "Hello, my name is Pam and I'll serve you tonight." "Would you like something to drink?" "Give us your best champagne." "Okay sure." "And you, sir?" "Nan beer." "Any one, please." " You look very familiar." " I?" " No." " Yes." "You probably confuse me with someone else." "You look like someone I know..." " Solid with a smaller head." " That I hear often." "Just a beer, please." "Okay..." "I'll be right back." "Hello there." "I was going to cook dinner tonight." "It sounds good." "Is that where kosher?" "Yeah, so unless you're a bad cook." "I have been a matkurs." "Could you set the table?" "Certainly." " Nice stuff." " I can not complain." "A woman in my age should be able to cook whatever status." "Guess who this is." "Not?" "Okay." "Who is it this time?" "I'm sorry, but I can hardly imagine." "I am so hungry that I will soon faint." "Your blood sugar may be a little low." "I'll get some sugar for you." "Excuse me, sir." "The sugar helps enough." "Be careful, it's very hot." "Have a nice meal." "I forgot the champagne." "I'll be right back." " Servitrisen?" " Yes?" "It is medium rare, less, okay?" "I asked for a plus." "I apologize." "You will definitely get something else, okay?" "Excuse." "Take the house salad instead." "All right, I'll be right back." "Sorry, I do apologize for my friend." "She used to be vegan..." "So she is a bit picky, so it's..." "Why hast thou me?" "First... you should have taken me to something finer place." "Louie?" "I knew it." "Why are you dressed?" "Crazy, I knew it was you." "I mean, I did not know..." "You look different only." "I'm not fat, I know." "I lost 90 kg." "Not 140 kg?" "For a new friendship between two very eccentric people." "Are you?" "Very eccentric?" "I met her when I was writing in a coffee shop." "Those were the days." "You need me, certainly not here." "Yes?" "I'm not the one who usually complain..." "But the service here is horrible and the food is even worse." "What dull." "How can we make amends to you?" "Servitrisen flirts with my date." " Sorry." " No problem." "See you later." "A free dinner?" "I do not even like this place." " Neither do I." " Our father owns it." "We hate it." "We pull, it sucks here." "Let's go to le petite chateau." " You're crazy." " Galna alive and crazy in love." "Crazy for you." "What is it, Charles?" "I'm confused." "Me too." "Is it just me or are not attracted to me?" "Or is it that we are partners?" "You are the most sophisticated I know." "What is it then?" "Not another word." "You do not say something, I... understand." "I know you're worried boken- but trust me, you do not have to worry about anything." "I can not..." "I do not get it." "You dedicate my book, but you can not love me?" "I dedicated it to Pam." "Pam?" "The second..." "Pam." "Oh my god..." "I understand." "What are you doing?" "You know what?" "Nevermind." "I'm a big girl and we can still have fun together sometimes, right?" "Certainly?" "I have to go, sorry." "You finished in any case your shift and was allowed to keep some of the money." "All is well?" "I've seen them throw people out on the street." "He may realize the mistake tomorrow." "It dissolves." "It always does it." "If you need something..." " Is it like me?" " Make amine." "Tomorrow night I make part of a monologue..." "Series performance type." "Anyway, it should be pretty good." "If you want to come and check." "I meet someone right now." "I mean..." "I'm in love with someone and do not want to give you the wrong signals." " No problem." " Thanks." "No, thank you." " Okay..." " Well then." "Good luck, we'll see." "Definitely." " Take care of yourself." " Thanks." "You know that I love you?" "Do you love me?" "I love you." "Yes I love you." "I love you." "Come on, I love you." "Pam..." "I love you." "Hey, Carlos." "I have a package for you." "You look like shit." "I see in your eyes that you're unhappy." "Tuff week." "I see it." "It is always good to talk to someone." "I feel good, take care of yourself." "Book." "Take what you want." "Filet mignon, a bottle of red..." "Or take the cheese burger." "They have the best in the world here." "I do not know about you, but I would recommend everything on the left side." "You look just like a guy I went to high school with." "You are the same..." "But he was always... overweight." " Polarn..." " Shut up." "I'm not kidding, I thought he was cute." "He had a nice smile." "You want to pinch his cheeks." "I thought I recognized you." " Louie?" "Louie?" "Oh my god." " Tyckte you think I was cute?" " Yes..." " For real?" "Yes, cheeks." "They wanted to pinch them." "Wait a minute, that's Charlie." "What crazy." "Tjena, art." "I'm at your favorite haunts right now." "You should come here." "Yeah, tell him to come here." "I'm so fucking hungry i could eat a spotty dick." "Finnig dick?" "Are you from england?" "Yes, London." " Where?" "I'm from Oxford." " London, you know." "South London." "Louie?" "Louie?" "Louie?" "I have something for you." "Okay... what was that all about?" "Sorry, man." "I'm with Pam's friends from the nightclub." "Take with Pam." "We'll bring Charlie." "Yeah, bring him here." "Have fun." " See you later." " Another time maybe." " Yes that's how it is." " More food to us." "He is confused." "This place has the best food in the world." "Wait." "Where did your break go?" "Yeah, what happened to it?" "Shut up." "I..." "Since I have been so honest with you..." "It's fake." "Stop." "Ever since I won the lottery, i imitated mother's accent and..." "It stuck, and..." "I felt it was more sophisticated." "Okay, it was stupid." "Yes, but quite cute too." "So?" "I like that." "Sorry, but I have no money." "I do not even have money to rent." "I do not even have a home." "I just wanted to say that your bag is open." "You know, at home... is in the heart." "And you ask me, the word "home" rather overrated and misunderstood." "Take me as an example." "I have not been home in years." "It is because I am at home, you understand?" "Marcus..." " I like to..." " This... is a soccer player." "Hi." "Hi."