"So here's what you missed on Glee:" "McKinley's doing West Side Story, and everyone's excited, especially coach Beiste and Emma and Artie, because they're the directors." "Blaine got the lead, and so did Rachel, which made Mercedes quit the Glee club and join Shelby's Troubletones with Santana and Brittany." "Mike Chang's playing Riff, even though his dad told him he can't be a dancer." "Riff is perfect for you." "I think he wants him to go to doctor college or something." "And that's what you missed on Glee." "(School bell ringing)" "Artie:" "You see this face?" "This is what enlightenment looks like." "It doesn't matter if he's in prison like Gandhi, or trapped inside a woman's body like Chaz Bono, or stuck in a wheelchair like me, when a man finds his calling, all is right in his world." "I still love performing, but thanks to Mr. Shue and the school musical, I've finally discovered my true passion..." "Bossing everyone around." "I mean directing." "The key to being a director is having opinions about everything." "No." "Even stuff you have no idea about." "No." "I think it's great." "Go." "Definitely." "Really?" "That's it." "No." "That's it." "(Groans)" "Artie:" "I'm both sad and happy that the musical is just days away." "("Tonight" begins)" "♪ Tonight, tonight ♪" "♪ it all began tonight ♪" "♪ I saw you and the world went away ♪" "♪ tonight, tonight, there's only you tonight ♪" "♪ what you are, what you do, what you say ♪" "♪ today, all day I had the feeling ♪" "♪ a miracle would happen ♪" "♪ I know now I was right ♪" "♪ for here you are ♪" "♪ and what was just a world is a star ♪" "♪ tonight... ♪" "Are you going to cry every time we sing?" "I'm such a girl." "My only note is more teeth." "Can I be honest?" "This song is about sexual awakening, as is the entire musical." "You two lack passion." "Have either of you two actually...?" "Wow, okay." "I have to go." "Because I have..." "Those footballs aren't going to inflate themselves." "I'm out of here." "Let's go." "Look, I remember my first time with Brittany." "The excitement, the way it made me feel like a man..." "Even though she called me the wrong name like four times, during and after." "What was it like for you guys?" "Um..." "I'm, I'm waiting for the right time." "Yeah." "Yeah, me-me, too." "I'm so glad that you're my Tony." "Look..." "As your friend I support your strange aversion to fun." "But as your director, I'm concerned." "I'm, I'm sorry, what do you mean?" "Well, how do you expect to convey the human experience to an audience when you haven't even opened yourself up to one of humanity's most basic and primal ones?" "(Bell ringing)" "Um... one over there." "Um..." "So, you, um..." "You still haven't told me who you're voting for yet." "Well, I haven't decided." "Kurt's my brother." "It's kind of hard to vote against your brother." "Well, I mean, you can't do this with your brother." "Not unless you live in Kentucky." "(Giggles) What's gotten into you?" "Nothing." "It's just the confidence of success." "I mean, I sold out the April Rhodes Auditorium for three shows, Jacob Ben Israel's poll have me in tied for first place in the presidential race, and I have the hottest guy in school." "I hope that my radiance isn't too much for you." "It won't be after Friday night." "What's Friday night?" "That is the day that the recruiter from Ohio State is coming." "They're looking for a new quarterback." "Really?" "That's amazing!" "Yeah, I know." "You... you're not pissed?" "No." "No, of course not." "It's not like Nyada has a football team." "It's really happening." "You know, our dreams are coming true, and we're growing up." "I know." "And... hey, I was thinking." "Um, Burt and my mom are out canvassing Alleek and I have the house to myself." "Maybe you could come over." "To your house?" "I'll be there at 6:00." "Oh, boy." "(Roxy music plays loudly)" "God." "Roxy music makes me want to build a time machine just so I can go back to the '70s and give Brian Ferry a high five." "Do you think I'm boring?" "Are you crazy?" "You're the single most interesting kid in all of Ohio." "I mean, like..." "Sexually." "I mean, we are playing it very safe by not granting our hands visas to travel south of the equator." "Oh, I-I thought that's what we wanted." "It is." "I'm just wondering, have you ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty?" "Uh, yeah." "But that's why they invented masturbation." "It's so hot in this room." "Could we, could we open up a window?" "Hey, I'm serious." "We're young." "We're in high school." "Yeah, we have urges, but whatever we do, I want to make sure that you're comfortable." "So I can be comfortable." "And besides, tearing off all of your clothes is sort of a tall order." "Because of the layers?" "Because of the layers." "Man, I love to weld." "Clearly." "Coach, I'm concerned." "Why did you run out of rehearsal the other day when we started talking about s-e-x?" "Artie, this conversation is totally inappropriate." "Wait." "Have you never...?" "Why?" "Have you just never found the right..." "Person?" "Guy." "I like guys." "And no, I haven't found him." "All right, I'll play." "There's this one gentleman." "He's the bee's knees." "His name's Cooter Mankins." "He's a recruiter for Ohio State." "He's beautiful." "He makes me feel like a girl..." "But he's not interested." "You're a hell of a coach, coach." "So much talent." "I'm famished." "Want to go get some lunch?" "Nah." "But you can have the rest of my chili." "There's nothing left but gristle and a few beans, but it eats pretty good." "♪ And when she's talking ♪" "♪ she'll say that she's mine ♪" "♪ she'll say I'm not so tough ♪" "♪ just because I'm in love ♪" "♪ with an uptown girl ♪" "♪ she's been living in her white bread world ♪" "♪ as long as anyone with hot blood can ♪" "♪ and now she's looking for a downtown man ♪" "♪ that's what I am ♪" "♪ oh-oh-oh-oh... ♪" "♪ uptown girl ♪" "♪ she's my uptown girl ♪" "♪ don't you know I'm in love ♪" "♪ with an uptown girl ♪ ♪ uptown girl ♪" "♪ my uptown girl ♪" "♪ don't you know I'm in love ♪" "♪ with an uptown ♪" "♪ girl. ♪" "(laughs)" "You guys killed it, as always!" "We'd sound so much better with you back in the mix." "Is this your triumphant return to Dalton?" "Please?" "Actually, I'm here to invite you guys to my opening night at McKinley." "West Side Story." "I reserved a whole block of tickets just for the Warblers." "It would mean the world to me if you guys could come." "We'll be there." "Once a Warbler, always a Warbler, right?" "(Hooting, cheering)" "Blaine Anderson." "Sebastian Smythe." "Hi." "Are you a freshman?" "Do I look like a freshman?" "Uh... (Bell tolling) So you're a legend at Dalton." "Well, I..." "Don't be modest." "I was like, "I don't know who this Blaine guy is,"" ""but apparently he's sex on a stick and sings like a dream." "So... sucks that I missed him."" "All right." "Since I'm working to recreate your meteoric ascent," "I-I need to ask." "Why did you leave Dalton?" "Were you bored with all the preppies around here?" "Or is it that you broke too many hearts to stay?" "("A Boy Like That" begins)" "♪ A boy like that, who'd kill your brother ♪" "♪ forget that boy and find another ♪" "♪ one of your own kind ♪" "♪ stick to your own kind ♪" "(laughs)" "Uh, it wasn't like that." "Let's just say that" "I miss Dalton every day, but McKinley is where my heart is, now." "♪ A boy like that wants one thing only ♪" "♪ and when he's done, he'll leave you lonely ♪" "♪ he'll murder your love;" "He murdered mine ♪" "♪ just wait and see ♪" "♪ just wait, Maria ♪" "♪ just wait and see ♪" "♪ oh, no, Anita, no, Anita, no ♪" "♪ it isn't true, not for me ♪" "♪ it's true for you, not for me ♪" "♪ I hear your words, and in my head ♪" "♪ I know they're smart ♪" "♪ but my heart, Anita ♪" "♪ but my heart knows they're wrong ♪" "♪ you should know better ♪" "♪ you were in love, or so you said ♪" "♪ you should know better. ♪" "I have to go to lacrosse practice, but could we meet again?" "I could really use some more insights from you, Blaine." "You know, Warbler to Warbler." "Sure." "+" "(bell ringing)" "Hey, dude, I got a question for you." "I thought they were my sneakers." "Both:" "What?" "No, no, look, I figured since you have some more experience than I do, you could recommend a brand of condom." "Are you cheating on Rachel, dude?" "Because if you are, that is not cool." "And that's coming from me." "No." "I want to use them with Rachel." "Oh." "I'm happy for you, dude, and her." "I always thought it would be me, but secretly hoped it'd be you." "As for the condoms, no idea-- never used them." "It's worked out for me about 99% of the time." "(Blows whistle) Gather round!" "You all know Cooter Mankins." "Best eye for talent in the country if you ask me." "Which is why I spend so much time with you, coach." "Hey, are those new tube socks?" "I got a whole new six-pack if you need to borrow a pair." "(Clears throat)" "All right, this Friday night I will be in the stands watching you play." "And I'm not looking for boys to play for the Buckeyes." "I'm looking for men." "(Bell ringing)" "If you see any of Rachel's campaign posters feel free to tear them down." "Do you think we're too sheltered as artists?" "I'm serious." "West Side Story's all about living outside of your safe little world." "Don't you want to wake up every day and be adventurous?" "Experience everything in life you can?" "Of course, it's why I made a bucket list." "Okay, you ready for this?" "Okay." "All right, here you go." "Number 87:" "Become CEO of Logo." "Of course." "Number 63:" "Lay a rose at the birthplace of Noel Coward." "Okay, number five." "All right, this one's really embarrassing." "I wrote this before I met you." "Have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat." "Oh, yeah, I know, it's stupid." "No, it's not." "It's hot." "Well, anyway, we're-we're young, so we've got all the time in the world to be adventurous." "Don't you think now is the time to be adventurous?" "While we're still young?" "(Bell ringing)" "Excuse me, Mr. Cooter," "I'm Artie Abrams." "Could I see you in my office?" "It's important." "You don't mean the handicapped stall, do you?" "Uh, no." "But that is hilarious." "Holy hell!" "What is this, a movie theatre or something?" "You like coach Beiste, right?" "Yeah, yeah, of course I do." "She's the best football coach in the state." "Yeah, but do you like her, like her?" "You know, I've asked her out about a million times." "She's not interested." "Last week I told her" "I had a gift certificate to Applebee's." "She told me fancy restaurants make her nervous." "You have to ask her out again." "No way, Andy." "She's gonna blow me off." "Trust me." "You need to ask her out again, but make it really obvious." "I have the perfect idea for a date." "I can't believe you asked for a shot of courvoisier in your coffee." "I forget how lame this town is." "When I lived in Paris," "I drank it like it was mother's milk." "When...?" "Oh, okay, wow." "What?" "You're just so, you know, you're out there." "And your whole bashful schoolboy thing?" "Super hot." "Look, Sebastian, I have a boyfriend." "Doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother you." "No, I mean, I really care about him." "He doesn't need to know." "I'd just never want to mess my thing up with him in any way." "He's really great." "Who's really great?" "You!" "We were just talking about you." "Sebastian, this is Kurt, my boyfriend, who I was just..." "Got it." "Wow." "Wow." "Pleasure." "And how do we know Sebastian?" "We met at Dalton." "Was dying to meet Blaine." "Those Warblers just won't shut up about him." "Didn't think he could live up to the hype, but as it turns out..." "Yes, he's even more impressive in the flesh." "Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?" "Well, we're rehearsing for the school musical." "And then, at bedtime, we do a rigorous skin-sloughing regimen over the phone together." "And as sexy as that sounds, what do you say we shake things up?" "I get you guys a couple of fake ids and we head over to scandals in West Lima." "Scandals?" "That's the gay bar." "The last time I was there," "I met the man of my dreams on the dance floor." "That's so sweet." "And are you two still together?" "Sadly, no." "We broke up about 20 minutes after we met." "Come on, guys." "Live a little." "We would love to, Sebastian." "Thank you for the offer." "That's very nice of you, but that just isn't our kind of thing." "Let's do it." "What?" "Yeah." "We have a whole bunch of firsts to start crossing off our list." "We're in." "Great." "Great." "(Rachel sighs)" "That was amazing." "I've never had meat substitute before that tastes that much like real meat." "Of course." "Because you're a vegan, which I remember because we know each other so well." "More sparking cider?" "Mm-hmm." "Thank you." "Should we make a toast?" "Yeah." "All right." "To four full months of no fighting or threats of us breaking up." "Nothing but love, love, love." "Both:" "Cheers." "Oh, should I go make dessert?" "I've got pound cake." "It's Sara Lee." "Oh, actually I thought maybe we could just go snuggle by the fire first." "Okay." "I brought protection." "Me, too." "Every modern girl comes prepared." "Wait, wait." "Before we do this," "I need to know, why now?" "The last time we talked about this, you said you wanted to wait until you won a Tony." "Or any other major award." "Emmy, Golden Globe." "People's choice would have gotten you to third base." "But I don't know what changed." "I mean, even the thought of going to New York a virgin felt silly to me." "But when and who's gonna feel more right than you and now?" "And I love you." "I just want to make sure this is special enough for you." "I've been saving up for a hotel for us." "Someplace nice like a Marriot or something." "If we wait a couple of weeks, I could probably..." "No, I can't wait a couple weeks." "I have to get this done before opening night." "Get this done?" "I can't play a girl who has a sexual awakening if I'm not woken up myself." "So you're doing this so you can act better?" "No!" "No!" "I'm doing this because I love you and so that I can act better." "But that's my business, okay?" "It has nothing to do with you, so..." "Where are you going?" "No, no, I'm-I'm ready." "Please come back." "I-I just need a minute." "I'm gonna make dessert." "+" "When were you gonna tell me?" "Tell you what?" "That you're doing the school musical." "I overheard your mother talking about it on the phone." "You lied to me, and you made a liar out of your mother." "You will quit immediately." "No!" "I love being a dancer." "When I was in high school I wanted to be a tennis player, but then I had to wake up and realize that" "I wasn't good enough." "Grow up, Michael!" "You need to learn the difference between grown-up dreams and kid dreams." "I'm not going to be a doctor." "I will be a professional dancer." "I'll pay my own way through college." "I don't want your money." "As long as you continue to waste your life with this silly fantasy, you will no longer be my son." "Then I guess I don't have a dad anymore." "(Bell ringing)" "Need somebody to spot you?" "No, I'm good." "I lift big and solo." "You'd be surprised how much I could bench." "If I got the chance." "Gotcha." "I'll be through here in a sec, and then they're all yours." "Did you need me for something?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I do." "I, uh..." "I got these." "Are you going to a graveyard?" "No, no, I got them for you." "I'm not sick." "Dang it, Shannon, can you just, can you drop the weights, please, and talk to me for a second?" "Man, you ever just have something you really wanted to get out, and you just couldn't seem to do it?" "I had a chigger in my thigh once." "It was the size of a Tic Tac." "I want to take you out on a date." "A real honest-to-God sit-down date where you dress up like a lady and I dress up like a gentleman." "Yes or no?" "Why are you doing this, Cooter?" "Somebody put you up to this?" "Geez." "Why don't you get that I'm attracted to you?" "Because you're the kind of man that could have any pretty girl he pointed at, and I don't look the way pretty girls look." "Well, good..." "'Cause I don't date girls." "I just date women." "Beautiful women." "Like you." "So, take the flowers." "Go on." "(Sighs)" "So, Friday..." "After the game." "(Door opens)" "(Sniffles)" "This emergency meeting is now in session." "Now I realize that we are a house divided, but I need the advice of my girls." "The last time I called a meeting like this was during our Madonna lesson, and all of you were wildly unhelpful." "But it's been two years now, and we've all grown up, so I'm optimistic." "Finn and I were..." "almost intimate." "Almost?" "What happened?" "He ran out." "I just..." "I wanted my performance of Maria to be as realistic as possible and when he found out that that's why I was doing it, he got really, really hurt." "Of course he was hurt." "Yeah, that's really bad, Rachel." "I know." "I know." "I feel terrible." "And now I realize that I was just doing it for all the wrong reasons." "Do you want my advice?" "Just wait." "Just wait?" "Look what happened to me." "You could've used protection." "I'm not just talking about getting pregnant, I'm-I'm talking about losing something that you can never get back." "It changes you." "It makes everything more complicated." "I also think that you should wait." "Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed." "Santana, that is not cool." "Oh, what?" "If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds, she should at least know the truth." "Look, it was like being smothered by a sweaty, out-of-breath sack of potatoes that someone soaked in body spray." "I lost my virginity at cheerleading camp." "He just climbed into my tent." "Alien invasion." "Okay, well, then I guess it's settled." "Obviously, things are heating up between Finn and I." "But I think we should wait." "Losing my virginity was a great experience for me..." "Because I was with someone I love." "♪ I have a love ♪" "♪ and it's all that I have ♪" "♪ right or wrong, what else ♪" "♪ can I do?" "♪" "Tina:" "It happened this summer." "Mike and I had talked about it for awhile, because we knew that the first time was gonna be something we'd want to remember forever." "♪ I love him ♪" "♪ I'm his ♪" "♪ and everything he is ♪" "♪ I am, too... ♪" "And when that moment came..." "We just knew." "It was right." "It wasn't rushed." "It was amazing." "Rachel and Santana:" "♪ When love comes so strong ♪" "♪ there is no right or wrong ♪" "♪ your love is... ♪" "He's my first love." "And I'll always look back at that moment as absolutely perfect..." "No regrets." "♪ Your life... ♪" "+" "Kurt:" "Chazz Donaldsworth?" "This doesn't even look like me." "Don't worry." "Mine says I'm 38." "They'll work." "Okay." "(ABC's "Poison Arrow" plays)" "Aloha!" "Enjoy." "It's Drag Queen Wednesday." "Great." "It's not very scandalous..." "Au contraire." "Look at all the, uh, glamorous drag queens." "Look, there's uh, Cher and Tina Turner and, uh, uh..." "Is that Lucy or Reba?" "That is Ginger from Gilligan's Island." "Kurt:" "Of course." "♪ Then I say "I love you" and foul the situation... ♪" "I really don't like that guy." "He's harmless." "A beer for Blaine, and for Kurt, a Shirley Temple with extra cherries." "I heard you're the designated driver." "Like, all the time." "Cheers, boys." "To the glamorous life." "♪ I thought you loved me, but it seems you don't care ♪" "♪ I care enough to know I can never love you ♪" "♪ who broke my heart?" "You did, you did... ♪" "You better watch your boyfriend." "Could I get another beer, please?" "(Thelma Houston's "Don't Leave Me This Way" plays)" "So, how's life at your new school?" "Fine." "Look, I just want to have a normal senior year and play football without my teammates hearing rumors about me." "Just so that you know, I would have never told anyone." "It's not who I am." "So, you come here all the time?" "People like me here." "I feel accepted." "I'm what they call a bear cub." "Because you look like yogi?" "I don't know, because I'm burly or something." "So... so is this the point where you judge me?" "No, as long as you're not beating people up, I am all for being whoever you have to be at your own speed." "♪ Oh, baby, don't leave me this way ♪" "Right now, I'm just trying to get through high school." "♪ I can't exist ♪" "♪ I'll surely miss ♪" "Here's to baby steps." "♪ Your tender kiss ♪ Baby steps." "♪ Don't leave me this way ♪" "♪ baby, my heart is full of love and desire for you ♪" "♪ now come on down and do what you gotta do ♪" "♪ you started this fire down in my soul ♪" "♪ now can't you see it's burning out of control?" "♪" "Blaine:" "This was the best night of my life." "Okay." "All right." "It's the best night of my life." "I want to live here." "I want to live here." "And I just want to make art and you know, just help people." "(Laughs) You could certainly help people make fires with your breath." "Hey, come on, I only had one beer." "Sure, you did." "Hey." "What?" "Kiss me." "Kiss me." "Oh, no, no, no, no..." "Come on..." "Come on, you're riding in the back." "Come on." "Lay down." "All right, all right." "You're less likely to throw up that way." "Get in there." "Whoa, wait!" "Okay..." "(Stammering)" "All right, Blaine, all right." "Cold hand, cold hand!" "Come on, come on." "Hey, Kurt, let's just do it." "I..." "I want you." "No, no..." "I want you so..." "No, Blaine, no, just... stop it..." "Hey, listen, I-I know you wanted to do it in a field of lilacs with sting playing in the background and all that, but who cares where we are?" "It's all about us, right?" "Right, it's about us." "Which is why I don't want to do it on a night that you spent half of dancing with another guy and that you're sober enough to remember it the next day!" " Why are you yelling at me?" " Because I have never felt less like being intimate with someone and either you can't tell or you just don't care." "(Sighs)" "Where are you going?" "I'm sorry if I'm trying to be spontaneous and fun." "I think I'm just gonna walk home." "Blaine!" "(Sighs):" "God!" "+" "(audience murmuring)" "Just so you know, your Maria has disappointed you." "I'm still a virgin." "And your Tony has disappointed you." "Me, too." "Look, the audience is smart." "The only sensible solution is to just cancel the show." "I'd rather send everybody home than give a false, inauthentic performance." "Five minutes!" "Rachel, darken your eyebrows." "Blaine, tone down the blush." "My eyebrows are fine." "Artie?" "Artie, are you okay?" "You look upset." "Everything is wrong." "The scenery, the costumes, the staging." "You know, I thought if I just pretended like I knew what I was doing I could lie my way through it, but in five minutes that curtain is going to go up and everybody is going to know that I'm a fraud." "Artie, you were brilliant." "Really, this show is absolutely amazing, and that is all thanks to you." "It's awful." "I let everybody down." "Hey, Artie, some of the cast needs to talk to you before we go on." "See?" "It's mutiny." "Dude, we have a problem." "We haven't officially thanked you for everything that you've done for us." "All of us were so nervous, and we didn't know what we were doing and you were like the lighthouse that lead us to the way." "But I didn't know what I was doing, either." "When you're in a chair, it's hard to ever feel like you've grown up." "Everyone's always doing stuff for you, they get freaked out about saying the wrong thing, so... they coddle you." "Sometimes it's hard to ever picture a life of being totally self-sufficient." "But directing you guys, the way you trusted me, the way you looked at me and listened to me, it was the first time in my life that I ever..." "Felt like a grown man." "That's the greatest gift you can give a guy, so..." "So, thank you guys..." "For the flowers and for everything." "All right, show circle." "(Relieved laughter)" "May I, chief?" "Let's kick some ass!" "(Collective cheer)" "When I think about how we came to America!" "Like children!" "Believing!" "Trusting!" "Ah, trusting with our hearts open..." "With our arms open... (Irish accent):" "You came with your mouth open." "We gotta work on this kid's diction." "Without a doubt, the best musical McKinley's ever done." "We'll see." "It's a risky artistic choice weaving the Jets into "America," but Artie insisted." "(Latin music plays)" "I just hope that people go with it, you know?" "♪ Puerto Rico ♪" "♪ my heart's devotion ♪" "♪ let it sink back in the ocean ♪" "(laughing)" "♪ Always the hurricanes blowing ♪" "♪ always the population growing ♪" "♪ and the money owing ♪" "♪ and the sunlight streaming ♪" "♪ and the natives steaming ♪" "♪ I like the island Manhattan ♪" "I know you do!" "♪ Smoke on your pipe ♪" "♪ and put that in ♪" "♪ I like to be in America ♪" "♪ okay by me in America ♪" "♪ everything free in America ♪" "♪ for a small fee in America ♪" "(all shout)" "♪ Lots of new housing with more space ♪" "♪ lots of doors slamming in our face ♪" "♪ I'll get a terrace apartment ♪" "♪ better get rid of your accent ♪" "♪ life can be bright in America ♪" "Boys:" "♪ If you can fight in America ♪" "Girls:" "♪ Life is so bright in America ♪" "♪ if you're all-white in America ♪" "♪ la-la, la-la-la, America ♪" "♪ la-la, la-la-la, America ♪" "♪ la-la, la-la-la, America ♪" "♪ America!" "♪" "♪ here you are free and you have pride ♪" "♪ long as you stay on your own side ♪" "♪ free to be anything you choose ♪" "♪ free to wait tables and shine shoes ♪" "♪ I like to be in America ♪" "♪ okay by me in America ♪" "♪ everything free in America ♪" "♪ for a small fee in America ♪" "♪ I like to be in America ♪" "♪ okay by me in America ♪" "♪ everything free in America ♪" "♪ for a small fee in America ♪" "♪ la-la, la-la-la, America ♪" "♪ la-la, la-la-la, America ♪" "♪ la-la, la-la-la, America ♪" "♪ la-la, la-la-la, America!" "♪" "(cheering, shouting)" "How are we, as virgins, supposed to follow that?" "Tony and Maria were soul mates, okay?" "Against all odds, they found each other." "I know what that's like." "And you do, too." "So we just have to play that, okay?" "We, as actors, have to tap into that." "Okay?" "+" "(quiet whooshing)" "Shouldn't you be celebrating?" "I'm going over this move." "I messed it up tonight." "I know I can do it better." "Beauty of the stage" "We get to do it all over again tomorrow night." "Personally, I thought both of you guys were perfect." "Thank you." "Your officer Krupke killed." "Brought the house down." "Well, I can't help but pull focus, sorry." "Don't apologize." "It was great." "All your friends were here tonight." "The Warblers..." "Sebastian..." "They were all loving it." "Come here." "Give me your hand." "Hold it to your heart." "Just like the song?" "Like the song." "Kurt..." "Sebastian doesn't mean anything to me." "And you were right-- our first time shouldn't be like that." "I was drunk and..." "I'm sorry." "Well, sure beats the last time you were drunk and made out with Rachel." "(Sighs)" "(Both laughing)" "But I'm sorry, too." "I wanted to be your gay bar superstar but..." "Try as I might, I'm still just a silly romantic." "It's not silly." "You take my breath away." "Not just now;" "tonight on that stage." "I was so proud to be with you." "I hope so." "I want you to be." "Um..." "Artie's having an after party at Breadstix." "Would you... accompany me?" "No." "I want to go to your house." "Okay." "(Dogs barking in distance)" "(Knocking)" "Hi." "I got your flowers." "They were beautiful." "You were really good." "Can I come in?" "Yeah." "Where is everybody?" "Kurt's out with Blaine, and Burt and Carole left for Toledo right after the show." "They got some kind of meet-and-greet in the morning, so... spending the night." "Why didn't you stay for the after party?" "I mean, I know that you're still mad at me about the other night." "He didn't like me." "What?" "Who?" "The recruiter." "He watched the game and then" "I waited like an idiot for 20 minutes while he talked to Shane." "I didn't even shower or change out of my uniform, because I was afraid I'd miss him." "So you guys are going after Shane?" "Kid's a monster." "Look, kid, just 'cause your football career ends in high school, it doesn't mean your life does." "Wait" " I don't, I don't understand what any of this means." "It means I suck!" "It means I'm gonna be stuck here forever." "Cooter's not gonna recruit me!" "He said I..." "I'd reached my ceiling." "There are other colleges." "Like there are other schools for you besides NYADA?" "I'm not good enough!" "I'm not a good enough quarterback to get a scholarship!" "I'm not a good enough singer to get into NYADA!" "It's all over for me!" "Stop it!" "Finn, look at me." "Your dreams are not dead, okay?" "You've just grown out of them." "You have to find new ones now." "I don't know how." "Then we'll figure it out together." "You're special." "You know how I know that?" "Because I'm going to give you something that no one else is ever gonna get." "You..." "You don't need to do this, okay?" "The play's over." "There's no point." "No, the point is, is that I was wrong and stupid and immature, and probably not for the last time, lost in my ambition and..." "And now?" "Now I'm just a girl, here with a boy that she loves, and wanting to remember this moment for the rest of her life." "With this ring, I thee wed." "With this ring, I thee wed." "♪ Make of our hands ♪" "♪ One hand ♪" "♪ Make of our hearts ♪" "♪ One heart ♪" "♪ Make of our vows ♪" "♪ One last vow ♪" "♪ Only death ♪" "♪ Will part ♪" "♪ Us now... ♪" "♪ Make of our lives ♪" "♪ One life ♪" "♪ Day after day ♪" "♪ One life ♪" "♪ Now it begins ♪" "♪ Now we start ♪" "♪ One hand ♪" "♪ One ♪" "♪ Heart ♪" "♪ Even death won't ♪ ♪ Death won't ♪" "♪ Part ♪" "♪ Us now. ♪"