"Hey, Zetor, have you made a muck of the hot water?" "It hardly runs, fuck it!" "Yeah?" "!" "I'd like to speak to Ferdinénd Nagy." " Who?" "!" " Ferdinand Nagy." "He may have already ..." "Yeah, speaking, but... well, it's Lévisz speaking." "What's up?" "You know, it could be a little strange, but" "Ye?" "Ten years ago you chatted me up." "We swapped our numbers and you told me that you'd call me." " Ye." " Yeah." "And I thought..." "I should have kept faith with you?" "Whatever..." " Have you got a typewriter?" " Pardon?" "A typewriter." "A typewriter?" "I have an old Continental somewhere." "It was my father-in-lawis." "Your father-in-law's?" "!" "So you're married." "What will your hubby think about this ?" "Hubby has been looking for his dick far away from any of my erogenous zones for years." "Sad to hear that." "So how can I get there?" "Cast:" "Bedlam" "THREE DAYS LATER" "Bill Gates' wealth was fifty-two billion eight hundred thousand dollars last year, that is twelve thousand and two hundred billion forints." "So explain this!" "Isn't life fucking bad?" "How much could the interest of that be?" "With a yearly 8% rate of interest it's one thousand and fifty-six billion forints, that is two billion eighthundred and seventy five million forints a day, one hundred and twenty million eighthundred and forty five thousand forints an hour" "and twenty-two thousand five hundred forints a second." "Every second, yeah?" "With an 8% rate?" "8% is absolutely OK." "Actually this bank is calculating with that." "What the hell has taken that long?" "You make yourself re-called and you are upset?" "I have not a single credit." "But as I know this problem will be solved in a few days." " Got the pictures?" " Got them." "If Gates goes to a movie, buys a ticket for himself and one for his girlfriend and buys two supersize popcoms, he spends let's say 6 thousand forints, but no problem, during a two-hour long film the interest of his money is two hundred and forty million." "For a brand new 600 Mercedes he'd have to wait max." "20 minutes, if he wanted to buy it from the interest." "Oh, fuck." "I tell you, life is really unfair." "How could someone be so filthy rich?" "So explain this!" "You know, I'm not sure if I have got the stomach to do all this." "There was a time when this wouldn't have given you a rough time." "Pull yourself together." "Your wife doesn't have a good influence on you." "Love is like a jar of honey." "It's sweet and sticky for a long time." "Love is like being pissed." "Everybody can see it on you, but only you can feel its heat." "You know I had an uncle in Australia." "When I was a kid he often came home but he never brought anything although he was made of money." "Once I asked him if he had so much money why he never brought anything." "You know what he answered?" "That he wouldn't like to have any less than that." "We've spent a lot on these photos." "Now don't come up with that idea that you wouldn't like to get rich." "It's not the point." "But the championship starts next week..." "All r/jght, love." "No matter how much you're in love, but this marriage is over." "She has the fucking money but you have no fucking money at all, and she doesn't care about it." "I've got the pictures, you want the money or not'?" "If he sees a twenty thousand note in the street there's no point in making an effort to pick it up because his money bears 100 thousand interest during this time." "If he farts, that is 20 thousand." "Told you to run the engine!" "The token of our future is in our hands, if..." "Is it really so fucking urgent?" "Hallo?" " Go!" " What's this?" "What?" "A handbag." "Or what do you think it is?" "It was only about the money!" "A souvenir, but what if we discussed it a bit later?" "Hallo, hallo, you could hear me, but I can't hear a thing." "Well, the thing is, that the situation has changed." "I haven't the faintest who, but somebody has just nicked the photos." "Are you kidding?" "What do you mean by nicking?" "I need those photos!" "Do I?" "You do." "Of course you do." "Wait a sec, I'll call you." "Hallo?" "Dinner tonight?" "ZOE." "You have to Ieam say no." "Gosh!" "A mouse!" " It's closed, why have you brought it?" " Dunno." "Seemed to be a good idea." "But once it's closed, what the fuck could we do with it?" "What's up?" "Nod off, because we're having a match tonight." "But honestly..." "If it's closed it's useless." "It was stupid." "Leave me alone." "How should I have known?" "There is no point in it at all." "If it's closed, what sould we do with it?" "So explain this!" "All right!" "The bag" "Any news?" "Nothing." "Besides a navy blue cabriolet, nobody saw anything." "Won't you have a look?" "What for?" "If the ten of you couldn't clear anything up, do you think I'd come at it?" "You're the inspector." "Bullshit." "You don't have to take it so seriously." "I'm just tracing the clues." "And if there aren't any?" "Then I won't trace." "And this has been already the fifth this month." "I'm aware of it." "I'll answer this one." " Hallo." " You have to help me!" "You've already asked for this." "And I've delivered the photos." "You've paid for them." "Don't you remember?" "Yes." "I do." "I'm not an idiot." "This is a new pmb/em." "And it has something to do with the previous one." " Namely?" " Namely the photos have been stolen." "Stolen?" "Isn't it moonshine?" "ltis hot." "Well, things aren't too good for you these days." "I won't argue the toss." " Who's nicked them?" " I don't know." "A man in a stocking mask." " Of course." "In a navy blue cabriolet." " How do you know that?" "VEGASZ." "Never interrupt the other when they're just about to make a mistake." "How much will you pay?" "I'm ready to pay a shamelessly big amount plus VAT if you find and also deliver the photos until tomorrow the latest." "I'll see to them." "Hi Kelvin." "I've found this nice little handbag." "What do you think could be inside?" "A dysenteric-culture covered in plutonium." "KELVIN" "We live in a world where lemonade contains artificial flavours but furniture polishes contain real lemon." "" Yeah?" "!" "I've found a handbag." "What do you think could be inside ?" "Look!" "I couldn't have thought of anything worse than waking up and finding somebody lying next to you, whose name you don't remember, you don't know where you met, if you buggered and how that person has died." "Now I can." "Thanks to you." " Guess?" " Sucking-licking dildo." "LEVISZ Be yourself Everybody else is occupied." "Will you stay a little longer?" "I'm in a hurry." "But could I use the bathroom?" "No, no, no it's not that simple, because we say "tunafish"" "but why don't we say "chickenbird" or "cowmammal"?" "So explain this!" "Share it out then go to stoke up, because I can't stand when this asshole is philosophising." " Hallo?" " Hallo." "ltis about some commercial vehicles." " What do you mean?" " My agricultural cooperative has gone bankrupt." "My vehicles will be taken in two days." "They are insured." "If you know what I mean..." "I see, farmer, but I don't get the point what we have got to do with all that?" "I'll pay. 100 in advance 200 after it." "You're in trouble mate, because we've done enough work for today and I doubt we'd like to do anything for extra cash besides so much money." "Fuck." "The number is secret." "Once I had a nightmare in which you looked exactly like this." "Got sacked." "Nicked it." "Redundancy money." "By the way, have I guessed right?" "No money, no dildo, no dysentery." "Only regret." "I'll take it back to the owner right now." "Never feel guilty." "I'd have opened it." "Won't you come?" "I'm warning you that it's nearly lunchtime and we are broke." "We were to go to a restaurant today." "Only look for the bag!" "If we have it you can feed." "We should have accepted that job." "Really?" "Commercial vehicles." "You know what those are?" "And could you tell me who has a driving license for those from the three of us?" "Oh yeah, nobody." "Then shut up and search." "I don't know why we are buggering about." "If it were, here we'd see it." "But we can't." "So somebody has taken it." "It shouldn't have been thrown out." "Don't be yourself so much!" "If I rememeber well, you suggested us getting rid of it, didn't you." " Found something?" " Nothing." " What's that?" " What could it be?" "Airplane." "So explain this." "Idiot." "She told you she'd make dinner for you, didn't she." "What a woman." "Dinner." "And we met yesterday." "Well, all I can say is that just because somebody had good dinner that never caused any trouble." "I only spent 5 years on an invitation for a cake by Agi." "What will happen after a dinner?" "Especially that is tonight..." "You know you can't miss tonight, can you?" "Only the fuckin' helmet." "Where is the bike?" "Look-look, I've got a new phone." "So explain this!" "Does it have a camera in it?" "I don't know, I haven't taken it apart." "But I have changed the phone company and I have a 'Call your partner' subscription." "Which is that?" "When you can give a number which can be called at a lower rate?" "Yeah." " Which number did you give for the discount?" " A sex-phone's." "You gave a sex-phone number to your partner?" "Not to my partner." "To the phone company." "Bloody modernization." "Nobody keeps cash at home any more." "Don't help me." "My shoe, shoe!" "Sporty family." "Let's get over this." " Messy family." " Put it in then off we go." "You think we should say hello?" "What are you doing?" "Well, mate, now I see why every woman wants to chain you to themselves." "They want a housewife." "Fucking estate." "Drop the bag!" "Ruuuuun!" "Remember Ram'?" "You know he went to a shrink because he was doing really stupid things." "Then after one year the doc told him sadly," "'Rfini." "Life is maybe not for everybody.'" "OK." "But why are you telling this to me?" "We went there to give back this bag." "Now it's in your lap and a guy with a gun is chasing us." "Will you tell me why the fuck have you brought it with you?" "You told me it had to be given to a woman." "That was a man." " So what?" "Why do you care?" " It's like the either-dating." "There is an either not too ugly, or too beautiful girl." "You can't decide if you're interested." "And when someone else has an eye on her, she'll be more appreciated." "It will come to no good." "Right, decide." "Shall I throw it or not?" "Let's call Lévisz." "First if you'd brush that car off what kind of a car it is by the way." "I haven't the faintest." "Fucking ancient!" "Greetings, Izabella." "I've just learnt that after the genital treatment yesterday you appropriated a bottle of dinitrous-oxid from the surgery." "I definitely warn you that the substance is for medical purposes and it's not a sexual aid." "Please have it taken back to the surgery as fast as you can othen/vise I 'II have to bring an accusation against you." "Hallo." "It's me." "There is a..." "I've found a handbag where I found this number..." "Hallo!" "I 'll leave it at the door..." "Do I really have to go there?" "Good morning." "How can I..." "I had a call on 342-2330 at 14.20." "Could you tell me the caller's address?" "A b/jg party would be there." "Someone else asked for it a minute age." " Who?" " I haven't the faintest idea." "Rang, answered it but didn't tell a name." "The same address was asked for." "There was something strange..." " And what did you say to him?" " F Us!" "Mi/én 12. 3rd district." "Great!" " What's this?" " I should know it, man?" " Guess!" " When it's under power, it's whirring." " Maybe a relaxing-machine." " What?" " Relaxing-machine." " And what's that?" " Well, a relaxing-machine." " Is that a household gadget?" " What?" " The relaxing-machine!" "All right..." "If you tell me what a relaxing-machine is I'll give two and a half for it." " Two and a half?" " That's exactly three menus." "Let it be three and you'll also get this one." "What's up, it's not mine!" "That woman has a rubber carpet in her bedroom." "We won't take a dildo with bodily secretion." "Let's stay at the two and a half." "Kiss you, are you at home?" "Have you ever had such a screw that you didn't notice you were robbed in the meantime?" "Thatis it." "Exactly." "That's what I want to talk to you about." "You're in trouble, love, so the question is how much cash you've got at home?" "You know, I can't keep any cash at home close to Mr Telly-with-Beer." "Oh, Babbe/ can only find the upper left corner;" "but he has to get ready for it for weeks." "But I'll soon have something that has to be worth at least half a million for you, so put on your make-up, get the money and I'll be there in an hour." "Love, you're making an effort in vain." "I have an appointment for a vendetta in two minutes." "The thing is that I'll soon have the handbag." "But the bad news is that the cop wants more money." " What do you mean by this?" " New job means new money." "And I'm thinking about in the meantime that what have I got to do with that?" "The price of the photos is 250." "We've made an agreement." "The thing that you lost them is not my problem." "Sorry." "I can cancel the cop but then you won't have the evidence against your slag wife which could lead to a nice alimony." " How much more is needed?" " Six hundred is the end." " Really?" "That cop wants that much?" " That's it." "How stupid I am." "So the thing is not that the honest guy who found the pictures gives them back in the F (is!" "Mi/én and you simply want to touch me for plus 350." "Has anybody found them?" "All r/jght." "Let's agree to that I'll score this goal now." "Me." "Alone." "You could stand it alone so far, beer barrel?" "!" "And forget the 250, too." "Might is right." "We should find out what could be inside it that is so important for other people." "And then if it amounts to anything for us." "You're stupid." "If it's important for other people, that's enough for us." "I have to tell you I'm not too calm." "My siesta is over and God knows who and with what I'm trying to blackmail." "Are you insane?" "And if it's poisonous?" "What's that?" "Laughing gas." "You're high, you prick." "And really." " You're smelly, shit." " Three more days, don't worry." "You can heat some water in the washing-machine." "And who the fuck has a washing-machine?" " Fuck it!" " What's up?" " Fuck it!" " What's up?" "Have you got some toast?" " What?" " Pardon?" "Toast." "Time is up, I have to eat." "I don't think so." "Maybe in the cupboard." "Excuse me, could you care about the cleanliness..." "No!" "Kelvin can make great eggs with coriander." "And do you think that I, with 6.4 bloodsugar, need just that?" "Where is the handbag?" " What?" " Handbag?" " What handbag?" "I have a license for it." "It'll expire only in two years." "I can use it for whatever I want until that time." " Within legal limits." " It's just a question of eyewitnesses." "Where is it?" " We threw it out." " Yes." "Out." "Next to the hall." "It's 50 degrees in shade, guys." "Why do you do such stupid things?" "Then let's go!" "And you'd better find it." "Now." "Come on, Cinderella." "We shouldn't have run away without closing the door." " Did you do porn look-alike?" " Shut up." "That's a shoebox." "And there was no mouse under it." "It must have run away, they are really swift animals." "You did porn look-alike." "That's great, really, but would you please tell me what it is." " Or you'd better set off, but fast." " Are you going anywhere?" "We just came down to see if a jumper is needed today." "The thing is that the mouse was a moonshine." "I just wanted to flee to the flower market on the quiet to get you..." "And then Uncle Frankie came from the States..." "Who's just taking the guys for a joyride. "Come on"." "I have to make up a new surprise." "Hey, buddy, you really can't say no." " See you tonight!" "Surprise me!" " I will." "Well, your dead body found in the Danube will be really surprising." "Look!" "I just called in for a nice little porno movie!" " I have no idea about anything." " Look'!" " They threw out the bag, not me." " This day is total crazy." "And?" "I thought the three of you will easily see to it." "I think I'm not needed for this." "This is a huge Russian car." "There's plenty of room for you too. "No problem"." "Sit down." "You'll stay here on your ass and play a guessing game while uncle Vegasz sneaks into the shop." "Won't you bring something for us too?" "You'll die if you don't eat, I'll only be bloody hungry." "I think it'll be courtesy in this 'where the bag is' situation." "If you think, I've got some fake bar codes on me." "I've already seen this cabriolet..." "What the hell?" "!" "This is C52, I've got a 624 and I'd ask for a 642." "This is C50, I'm just on 620, and boss, easy." "I've got something to do." "You're keeping your mouth shut." "And you won't even accidentally be using your 46th cell." "Oh, I know about this." "The 46th cell." "It's responsible for basic life instincts in brain, isn't it?" "That's rigth." "So do not even think about it, or I'll probably lock the door of the 76th." " What is the 76th responsible for?" " You don't want to know that." "What's up, guys?" "Did you lose in the qualifying rounds?" " We've been just looking for you." " We're worried about your prostate gland cancer." "If I were you I'd be worried about the paint stain." "Don't you like the new painting?" "You've stolen one and a half million." "And you were so professional, that you let it be stuffed with paint, and the best is, I don't know if you've already faced it but the money you've taken was counterfeit." "Counterfeit?" "!" "You haven't checked it, have you?" "These guys threw the bag at me." "Hey you, you threw the bag at the head of my mate, hey?" "!" "So explain this." "I've got a gun on me." "Everybody stays calm." "This food can be expected to be digested behind the bars." "All right." "Everybody stay there!" "So the bag got found?" "That's great!" "And a cop is just here." "Very well." "I'd like to report to the auhtorized person that our handbag just fell out of our hands and somebody stole it." "Oh, it's just running there?" "Let's follow him!" " How long will we do this?" " Let's break away!" "I'll bring the car, you'll go for the bag!" " And me?" " You wait here!" "You're out of your mind." "How do you think this will end?" "I hope a nice feeding, because this rib Milanese was terrible." "Is the canteen good at this Post Office here?" "Pepe, what the fuck are you doing?" "Have you punctured my tyre?" "You've screwed my girlfriend!" "What's up?" "Who have I screwed?" "Who the hell is your girlfriend?" "Tiindi." "That's right." "Puncture the other one, too." "I really screwed her." "But I really need a car now." "Sorry, Pepe." "Fuck, my car." "What are you doing, why didn't you follow him?" "Give me that!" "Hello, young man." "Which way to go?" " What are you doing here?" " I've already found it." " Really?" " Really." " And?" "!" "Are you completing it alone?" " Dunno." "Auntie Piityi." "Please call the police." "There's a burglar in my flat." "I know that you're often fed up with me." "You know me." "I like this and that." "But I've never left you in trouble." "I'm your guardian angel, remember?" "The guardian angel who never arrives on time." "My God, does it still get up your nose?" "!" "I thought we've been over it for a long time." "I didn't play against the Fradi." "Thanks to you that I got here." "Anyway, that was 20 years ago." "And I can't help that you disappeared in the toilet." "Disappeared?" "There were 5 NBI observers sitting outside who thought I crapped myself." "Why, didn't that happen?" "The police!" "There's somebody in my flat." "Deaf old woman." "But if I'm listening to some music she's whining at once." "So then?" "So you'll sort it out alone." "Am I not needed?" "I can't open it..." " Jesus, what are you doing here?" " I thought I'd surprise you too." " Sit down, because it's cooling down." " We shouldn't be eating in the room." "I've washed them and brought them back." "Thanks." "Really nice of you." " Give it to me, I'll open it." " It's closed." "It's impossible to be opened." "It's just a handbag." "Even an idiot can open it." "It's been activated!" "Was it you, bugger?" "!" "I told you not to touch anything." "You see, I think in cases like this, that letting somebody down is one thing." "Come on babe." "It's cooling down." " Did the guy say anything?" " The guy?" "Have you washed your hands?" "Wash them!" "In the bathroom." " I haven't met the guy." " How come?" "I know, it is a bit..." "So, it fell on my head." "The bag." "So it fell on your head?" " And was that already closed?" " Honest." "So he has activated." " What's up now?" " They are keeping Kelvin." " What exactly are you doing now?" " Let's put an end to this case!" "Give them the bag, we'll get back Kelvin and that's it." "We can go to play." "Right." "Look, you may have overlooked, so we have to make it clear soon." "So..." "So?" "What's up?" "Are you just longing for some affection right now?" "First let's hand over the bag, and we'll do that with Kelvin in threesome." "And do we have any ideas where that kid could be?" " Hey!" " I love you too, but" " What's up?" "Where is the bag?" " At last!" "No bag!" "It's gone!" " What do you mean by gone, fuck you!" " Gone!" "I couldn't find it anywhere." "But I can see quite clearly that Greg Chalmers and" "Tiger Woods will soon catch us." "And we won't really help with that to Kelvin." " Oh no, I'm left here with you!" " Then you could tell us a number." "Be sober." "We can stand still here until the guy sends a sign about himself or we can go to eat something and on Monday I'll take it to the Mister Minute guys and they'll open it in seconds." "I have to piss." "I'll follow you." "Buon Appetite!" "I'm looking for Lévisz, is he at home?" "Hello!" "Do I live here?" "Do you know what was the most effective torture method in the Third Reich?" "They took a thin laboratory glass tube and pushed it up in the urethra with German precision, then smashed it accurately." "Tell Lévisz I'll find him." "No, no I didn't steal it." "I found it." "I see all these, but please tell me what to do." "That bag is ours." "It just fell out of our hands." "As a matter of fact you stole it from us, but no problem." "We'll exchange it with the guy and wave goodbye to each other." "20's, fuck, we're having a match tonight." "So hurry up." " Heard it all right." "Hurry up." " Good, but.." "I know it too that tonight there is a match, right?" "...but where and when and..." "What is it now?" "Wait a second!" "What do you want?" "What is this supposed to mean?" "Take!" "The time!" "Of course." "We're taking the bag and you'll free Kelvin." "All night." "Let's meet... in the big carpark." "That's the other end of the city." "Why should we go there?" "We're just five minutes' away from each other." "Be at the market in 15 minutes." "We've got 15 minutes." "Where could the bag be?" "Do you really ask this?" "How on earth should I know?" "Anybody could have taken it." "It could be at anybody's!" "In this case 15 minutes seem not enough." "Mate, we can't keep the Cup without Kelvin." "Are you really worried only about the Cup now?" "You're right." "DelPiero is at him, too." "All right." "Let's sum it up." "If we won't do something in 14... 13 minutes, we won't have the Cup, or DelPiero, or your friend who has been sucking with you for 20 years through foul and fair." "But he may not be killed, just be maimed, and he'll stay disfigured and crippled." "Kelvin!" "Kelvin!" "Hallo." "Hello guys!" "Your previous scene could be nominated for an Oscar." "I have to admit that you came with a first class portfolio, but we'd like to deal with a question which theoretically cannot be compared to that." " What do you want from us?" " No, no, it's not exact this way." "Maybe your question can be misunderstood." "With a woman always try to be the most precise." "Sorry." "But the who the fuck are you and what the hell dou you want from us?" "The bag." "It's closed." "It should be open, but it's closed." "It's been set." "So, the question is what the code is." "If you tell that quickly, I might kneel down." " What?" "!" " What?" "Are you hung up on now?" "You can't see that here everybody wants that bloody bag, can you?" "I can." "Tell the code and off we go home." "And Kelvin." "What about him?" "Or you think you can give the bag to anybody and Kelvin will be released?" "Why, not?" "Wake up!" "If we aren't at the market in 10 minutes, then Kelvin, so..." " Can't come to the match tonight?" " Well not, fuck you!" "But today we are in doubles, so who'll be my partner?" "Bastards." "Fuck it!" "Let's try to concentrate on Kelvin." "But what the fuck should I take there if the bag is at her?" "What do you suggest?" "We're ready to give and take, but we've got only 9 minutes." "I need the code." "All right!" "It's simple, quite simple." "We'll tell the code, but we'll free Kelvin first." "We're having a match tonight." "If you help us to free Kelvin, we'll tell the code in return." "See." "Then if you think I'll show you round the estate with pleasure, there're a lot of exciting things to." "Like unhappy philistines living in 20 m2?" "Like a flexible water-bed with hard muscles." "You don't have so big to be good enough." "How do you know if you haven't seen it?" " I don't have time for that." " I agree with this." "Another alternative?" "Unbreakable brood-mares always turn me on." "Would you tell me why you did this?" "We're a bit inclined to overcomplicate our day today." "So what?" "Do you have to knock a woman out?" "Such a good woman?" "I love these invisible silicon straps." "Would you tell me what the fuck you're doing?" "Car keys, dude." "Needed for finding the bag, aren't they?" "That's what I'm talking about." "At 30 still the Bruce Willis mentality is trendy." "Next time first ask, then hit!" "And how on earth will we find her car?" "We'll figure it out somehow." " And now what?" " We've got 5 minutes to get to the market." "But you just said that this way the jig is up." "So what?" "!" "I hope you won't take it to your heart to con a guy who was pointing a gun at you?" ""Where did the great Babbel disappear in the championship final?"" "I knew that such a souped-up car is driven by a gorgeous." "Want to know which hand I play with myself?" "Where is the market?" "That way?" "Would you like something to eat?" "I would have liked to shit, but there was no fucking paper." "I'm sorry, boy, but I think you've parked in the wrong place." "I forgive you, old bag, but I won't give a shit what makes your ass fart." " What's up?" " What's up now, where are you or what?" " I've found the guys." " Which guys?" " The ones who know the code." " Listen, weren't we to eat something?" "Have a feed!" "I'll see to this." "If not, I'll go with the photos on Monday." "Is that ok?" "What's this now again, some bullshit?" "Easy!" "Go home!" "Call you later." "Hey kid, have you seen a Mini driven from here?" " What?" " You know, a Mini Astor Cooper." "A mini!" "Yeah." "I have." "That woman just hit me in the face." "Believe me, she didn't want to be personal." " Don't you want a cool leather?" "Dedicated." " How much?" " Which way was she going?" " To the market." "Which way?" "When you're doing such a thing I never understand you." " What's up?" " You should take it there." "And why me?" "Why should both of us be caught?" "One man is enough for the bag." "The other can help, if there's some trouble." "There's some logic in it but why should I be the one?" "Have the Polgér girls ever won javelin-throwing?" "Where the fuck should I know?" "If they're like Xena, perhaps." "Well, if we're at this point I think Batman would have better chances, although once he was beaten by Spiderman." "What, you don't know it?" "I do." "I know it." "Cool." "When you're 8." "But what I don't see is that such an idiot how could be a striker." "Go and fetch some water, not you're laughing at me." " Hey!" "what are we doing here?" " Nothing." "We're just leaving." "That Volga." "Have we seen anybody around it?" "No." "We've just come." "But we're just going." "Let's wash our faces!" "We look as if we have been given a black eye." "So not to walk around like that." "We've seen nobody around the Volga." "The car is wide open but the major is nowhere." "All who were here have gone to the market." "What's there today, sales?" "I'm aware of it that I'm smelling." "There's no hot water this week in the housing-estate, so this stench will be smelt for a few more days." "You're bloody stenchy." " We seen you on w, fight'?" " What'?" "You're really familiar." "Could I have seen you on tv?" " Actor?" " Extras." " What?" " Extras." "With a golden card." " Golden card?" " I've been doing it for 25:years." "Has it ever happened that only you were in the picture?" " Once." " Once?" "At the funeral of Léri Szilégyi I was in the opening picture." " I've never seen you." " Fat guys are always stood at the back." "If you want to lose a few kilos I know a great marrow-seed diet." " I got it from Spektrum." "I lost weight this way." " But you're still chubby." "Fucking market." " The honest founder." " Free Kelvin, and I'll give it to you." "You told me that you had thrown it at the hall." "We lied." "Don't take it to your heart." " I won't." "But there is a question." " What?" "That aren't you lying now?" "Look." "I work here and live there." "I'm not a complicated character and believe me," "I don't want anything else, but my mate, by the way who can't even be said about that much..." "Hey, I was in the final in two following years." "...so, that he could go to the match tonight." "That's it." "You free him and I'll give you the bag." "And between us, you've got a great deal." "I know I could ask for much more, but..." "Hey!" "Stop it!" "They're freeing me." "And on top of that you're starting to speak bullshit." "Go!" "What's up now?" "So give that bag to me!" "Fuck, what was it?" "I don't know, but we can start to say goodbye to the match." "The match?" "We need a vehicle." " Sorry Pepe, could we take it for a ride?" " Shit!" " And the ball?" " And Lévisz!" "I'll call my brother now!" "What's up, have you just stolen something again?" "If you don't mind I'm just acting as the honourable founder." "And if you happen to be worried about..." "Yes, you've just interrupted me." "Oh, I am sorry." "Does your dick hinder you in fucking?" " What's up?" "What does this want to mean?" " You've stolen my Continental!" "No, I haven't stolen it." "I've just taken it home to try it." "You're a maniac, I've seen your room." " I'm a musician." "That's all my sin." " A musician?" "!" "But that's a typewriter." "No." "No." "It's not just a typewriter." "All the keys have a different sound." "Listen!" "Honestly, I don't understand how could we get in the car that way that he's sitting at the wheel." " We agreed that sometimes I could drive, too." " Yes." "If we aren't in trouble." "But we are now." "So explain this." "That's why I should be driving." "At this speed you could overtake only me, if I get out and run." "Hello." "I need a bit of help." "Where are you?" "Where am I?" "It's funny that you're asking this, because I don't really know it." "This whole housing estate is just like a sewing pattern." " Could you find the entrance?" " How on earth could I get there?" "I don't even know where the front of the car is." "Great, then see you some time later." "How long will be doing this?" "Call Lévisz and tell him that we've gone to the match." "I'm fed up." "And if he wants us to help?" "Tell him that you want the Cup, and you'll have to be in the court in 20 minutes for that." "Ringing?" "Sounds perfect!" "What harmonies!" "You're right, I've stolen it." "But now I'm ready to pay for it." "You're out of your mind!" "Fucking good." " Ringing?" " What?" " Ringing?" " I dunno." "You think at this speed I can hear it?" "Let's see what this Nippon junk can do." "Let's change seats, change seats!" "Don't lose sight of the cabriolet." "Those three brain-surgeons won't be operating from today, that's for sure." "That guy was so bloody smelly." " You're out of your mind." " No, not at all." "But you rather are." "What the shit did you fool me into?" "Who the fuck took photos of us?" "My ass can be seen." "Look at this!" "You know, I don't like showing this!" "That's my Australia and nobody has anything to do with it!" "And here there is!" "Right in the middle." " Where did you get this photo?" " Look forward!" " Did you take photos of me?" "!" " And of me!" " I've seen the photos." "Did you take them?" " Not me." " You want to divorce?" "After so many years?" " She!" "She wants!" "She!" "I'm sorry but what do I have to do with this?" "Maybe that you're my wife and at the same time a bitch?" " Got the bag on you?" " I have and I wish I didn't have it!" " You!" "Open it and get away." " I swear we'll never get out from this." "I've forgotten it, shit." "OK, I was just joking." "The Milan in the semi final in 95..." "Kobe's rebounds in the fourth match of the 2002 final..." "Pigniczky's books at this year EC..." "Finished." " What is it supposed to be?" " Who has given these here?" "Oh, don't think I'm such an idiot!" "You took photos of us, too?" "I've never seen such a grabbing hooker." "Of course besides your wife." "Nobody can call my wife a hooker." "Clear?" "You mean besides you?" "You really did this for me?" "What can I do?" "You know I go mad if anybody hurts you." "One won't think that a real man is still left in you." "I'm the best typewriter-musician in the world." "More respect!" "Are you a musician?" "Don't you want a manager?" "I warn you." "You know, me myself..." "So we're kissing goodbye to everybody." "Can you see what you've done?" "Now I'm the bad girl." "If you didn't bump into me they wouldn't have picked up each other again." "It's your fault!" "If I'm not mistaken you bumped into me." "And you were talking to me in a way that's not worthy for a woman." "Hey, are you picking her up, or just trying to get some money?" "I don't know what's inside, but wouldn't it be worth a few thousands for you?" "That's my bloody handbag." "Mine, you know and I won't pay a penny for it!" "But it exactly looks as if it cost a fortune." " What's the fuck is this?" " Laughing gas." "This woman is sick." "I've told you." "There's a rubber carpet in her bedroom." "Drop everything from our hands and hold them up, let's see all of them." "All of us are under arrest." "Now run, everybody." "Help!" "Babi, help me!" "Catch that third one!" "Have you heard anything about what to do with the bag?" "So explain this!" "8 minutes before the final starts." "Dude, fuck you, you're..." " you're somebody..." " Who?" "!" "Once upon a time there was a legendary eleven at the estate in '68." "They got into the semi finals of the Hungarian Championship." "The Fradi, you see?" "Against the Fradi." "He's the great Babbel, right?" "You really played football, did you?" "Do you want a dedicated leather?" "I've not had time to call you to tell that I got the bag." "Get away with your pals!" "That's enough for one day." "If you had stayed with us, everything would be different." "C50." "What are you doing?" "I fell so hard that my neck sprained back to its position." "Gorgeous, what if we exchanged our phone numbers and get together to listen to what I can make out of a Remington?" "By the way I'm Lévisz." "Piiciik." "And I'll let you do this for two more seconds and then I'll kick your balls." "Call me!" "All right, the thing is that I'm fed up now, so I think we are off, because we have a match at 7 so somebody should give a tenner and never see you again." " A tenner?" "Sorry, but what tenner?" " Really?" "What tenner?" "The other end of the park is about 15 minutes." "We're having a match in 5 minutes, so you should stump up for our taxi." "Come on, guys." "Just a bit of recompense." "I think it would be better for everybody if we could put an end to all this bedlam." "He's fucked my girl, stolen my car, knocked me out and kicked me in the head." "God, It'll never end." "Which one was that?" "All of them!" "Hit them all!" "Ruuun!" "Kelvin!" "Babbiiiiiiiii!" "THE END"