" Hey, wait!" "[car horn honking]" "Hey!" "[wind howling]" "[horn honking]" "It's coming." "Shit." " Looks cold out there." " Coldest day of the year." " Until tomorrow." " You're crazy, Léo." " lt's OK, Arthur, only 8 months left till spring." " l'd be scared to do that..." "Cashing in my pension at 45." " l'm not like you." "I like living dangerously." " Crazy fool." " l'll think of you... on the beach." "You in the snow, same old stops..." " Stop it!" " Atwater, Peel, St-Laurent, Papineau..." "Well, all good things must come to an end." "You taught me all I know." " Take care of yourself, Léo." " Excuse me." " Oh!" " Léo!" " Huh?" "What?" " l didn't teach you." "You're a natural." "[chortling]" " You take care, Arthur." " You too." "Bye, Léo!" " Bye!" "[shivering moan]" "[honking] Bye!" " Carmen!" "Careful, it's icy." "Ooh!" "Cyril, where's Carmen?" " How do I know?" " Carmen!" "She knows we're leaving." " Personally, Ginette, I couldn't live in a warm climate." "I need the four seasons." "Even a day like today has a certain poetry." " l'm not a poet like you." "I just want to bake in the sun." " Ginette!" "Where's Carmen?" " Cyril, haven't you seen her?" " No." " Ginette!" " What?" " Five minutes!" "Wait, wait, wait!" " We'll be late 'cause of her!" " No gloves?" " Don't need any." " Fine, freeze then!" " Go on." "[grunting]" "[yelling]" " Ginette, he's going to fall!" " Careful, it's slippery." " Hold on." "[Cyril grunting]" " Hey, who threw out my St Jude?" " That old thing?" " l'm an old thing, too." "Anyway, it's a sacred object." " Sacred?" "You won it at bingo and used it as a tie rack." " Even if I haven't been to mass in 20 years, I'm religious." "Why'd they throw out the Latin?" "It's holier when you don't understand!" " Pépère, you just don't want to leave." " Grab this." " Léo!" "You promised I'd die in my own bed." " l never said where it'd be." "OK, grab his St Jude." " No way." " Do it!" " Well, Ginette, like Mama used to say," "Some people have to travel far to realize how good it is back home." " My mom said, Some people love misery." "Anyway, I wasn't cut out for misery." "I'm a Pichette." "Papa was a professional." " A professional?" "Her father ran a 7-1 1 !" " You stay put!" " Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "[music blaring]" " Hi, Ma, just in time!" " Just you wait!" "You do it on purpose to infuriate me!" " The same old tune." " What?" "!" " Carmen, you have to decide, him or me." " Yeah, it's him or it's me." " Carmen, we're waiting!" " Léo!" "Do something." "Go get her." "She's kissing them!" " Papa!" "Not St Jude!" " OK, that's enough now." " We're going with him, and we're going happy." "Hurry, I'm freezing!" " So am I." " OK, move it." " Let's go, let's go!" " Carmen!" " Move it, get in!" " Toodle-oo, Carmen!" " Pépère, climb in." "Here, Lucille." "Won't be needing this." "At least it's real." "Bye!" "Bye!" "Can you see?" " Nothing." " Not even the road?" " Nothing!" "[both]:" "The sun!" " Look, kids, the ocean!" " Beautiful, huh?" "The sea!" " Pépère, wake up, the sea!" " Why are we backing up?" " lt's one way." " Léo." " What?" " My dad said arriving backwards brings bad luck." " Stupid superstitions!" "[family bickering]" "We're home!" "Feast your eyes!" " l can't believe we're really here!" "I must be dreaming!" " Well, Pépère?" "Isn't this paradise?" " ln my day, you had to die before you got to paradise." " Paradise?" "Who's going to clean up?" "Angels, I suppose?" " Guess." " The pool's cracked." " No problem, Cyril." "There's a job for you." " Cyril work?" "Papa's dreaming in technicolor!" " Well, at least in Florida, dreams aren't taxed." "This is a lot more than just a motel on the beach." " lt's not on the beach." " Hey..." "This here is happiness..." "in the sun!" " What sun?" " This is our destiny." "I can feel it, people will find love here." "Babies will be made." "Old people will reawaken their passions." "They'll tell their grandchildren, We rekindled our youth." "We rekindled it at the Motel Ginette." "Right?" " No." " Anyway, let's get cracking." "[hammering]" " I have combed the beaches of southern Florida to give you the lifestyle you deserve." "Yes, you too can have it all." "Your dream can become a reality." "Because I always want to love" "I always long for you..." " Léo, your wife's calling." " Pardon?" " Your wife wants you." "[news]:" "And a gruesome discovery was made in Dade tonight." "Three bodies were found shot dead by an unknown assailant." " Working hard?" " Wait, I'm not ready." " Expecting someone?" "Hmm?" "[giggling]" " Sure am." "Someone exceptional." "A great adventurer, who makes his dreams come true." "A man worthy of all my gratitude." " You're hot tonight." " Léo, I'm happy, so happy!" "Finally..." "Finally!" "The lifestyle we deserve!" " lt's true." "After all, you're a Pichette." " Yeah." "And a real Pichette!" "I wasn't meant for the life we've led till now." "Always scrimping and saving." "I always knew there was a horizon... even when I couldn't see it." "When I think of all those night shifts you'd come to bed just as I was getting up." "Those lonely nights, without my Bunny..." "Léo?" "Léo?" "[grunting]" " Hear the crickets?" "Crickets in January." "Crickets..." " Where are they?" " Don't worry." " What if no one comes?" " Got to be patient, my Whippet." "We can't go kidnapping people." " Cut it out, silly." " lsn't it beautiful?" "Just look." " Oh, oh, oh." "Surf 'n' turf!" " What?" " Look." "Look, Motel Ginette." " Where?" " Over there." " Let go!" " Look." "See the sign?" " Holy shit!" "Quick, get the car!" " Which one?" " The white one!" "Idiot!" " We'll fix your room." "No problem." " Back home, you." "Get off the road!" "Whoa!" " Let me call you back." " Got you, you little..." " Are you crazy?" "If there is so much as a scratch on this car..." " lt's OK." " l don't speak Spanish." " Go play with your little brothers." " You're fine, though, huh?" "You're fine." "OK." "[car stalling] Come on!" " Wait, I'll give you a hand." " Please." " l'll push." " No, no, don't touch the car." "You're gonna hurt yourself." "I'm not liable." "I'm not liable, OK?" " Pépère, stop that!" "Are you crazy?" "Stop it!" " He can't drive." " ls he a customer?" " You want a heart attack?" " Trying to help." " Home." "Now!" " He dove right in front of my car." " Alright." " OK, he's fine." " Got a scratch?" " No." "OK." "OK, thank you." "Wow." " Ladies!" "Coming up soon..." "Snowbirdfest Fest!" "Come and sign up... for the Sunshine Contest!" "Miss Suntan Contest!" "Ladies, come to sign up." "Thank you, madame." "Hello." "English or French?" " French." " Oh, hello!" "Come to sign up." "[P.A.]:" "Friday night, at Chez Big Daddy Pizza, it's 2-for-1 ..." " Sign up, sign up!" " lt's Jay." "I have seen the future and it's called..." "Hollywood Beach." "[sighing]" " Always keeps me waiting!" "Oh, oh, oh, oh." " Move it!" "His head's in the clouds!" " Watch your hat." " Stinks in here." "[sniffing]" " l cleaned it out." " The ashtray's full." "You cleaned out my Cuban cigars!" "What's that in your mouth?" "Come on, move it." "Let me be!" " Nice lawn chairs!" " Uh-huh." " Check the pool." "A bit small." " Yep, yep, yep..." " Need a room, boys?" "[laughing]" " A room!" "Meet Big Daddy Bolduc, the president of the Hollywood Beach Motel's Owner Association." "President of the Hollywood Beach Optimist Club and owner of the Big Daddy Hotel and Big Daddy Pizza." "OK?" " Léo Lespérance, owner of Motel Ginette." " A pleasure, Léo." "Glad to meet such a hard worker." "Léo, I never saw a place fixed up so fast." " Well, I have my slaves... my family." "No unions, no overtime." "Away we go." " That's real fine, but you should've asked me for advice." "I'd have saved you plenty." " How?" " You fixed it up for nothing." "This is Florida, my boy." "What's the reason the Snowbirds come to Florida?" "The sun!" "Won't find it up in Chibougamau!" "[laughter]" " Chibougamau!" " Real nice cushions you got." "Thick, comfy..." " Thanks." " But, Léo, they discriminate." " Discriminate?" " Yeah." " My cushions?" " Yeah." "You'll have to raise your rates." " Raise them?" "I just opened." "[chuckling]" "Hold on..." "Out of the way!" "Let me guess what line you were in." "Police?" "No, a truck driver." " Public transportation." " A bus driver!" "Eighteen wheels or six, same difference." "No, uh..." "Listen, Léo boy." "Here, in Florida, we work as a team, understand?" "Want to be on the team, got to play by the rules, down here, in Florida." "Wouldn't want to make me look uncompetitive, would you?" " Hey, are you Big Daddy?" " Yeah." " Big Daddy Bolduc, the hockey player?" "I saw you at the Forum!" " Ah-ha-ha!" "Was it you booing me in the Forum?" "I recognize your voice, you little punk!" "I was the team's goon." "And to me, business is like hockey." "[Cyril choking] Oh." "Sorry, kid." "Did I hurt you?" " No, no." "Sylvain, give him a few coupons for free pizza." " Here, pig out!" " Léo, I want to see you next week at the Optimist Club." "I want you there." "One more optimist never hurt, right?" " Sir..." " Bye now, Big Daddy." " They won't last the season." " Chibougamau..." "That's good!" " Truck driver!" "Better sharpen your skates, you washed-up puck pusher!" " Carmen!" "[tires screeching] [music blaring]" " Hi, Papa." "These are my friends, Rhéal and Rhéaume Larivière." "They followed me down." "This here is Rhéal." " Hi." " And Rhéaume..." " About time!" " What now?" "I spent the day looking for guests." " Yeah, sure!" " Call them guests?" " You hear that?" "What do you want from me now?" "To wash the sheets and scrub the place?" "I did it yesterday!" " Well, do it again." "You're not here just to get a tan." "Move it!" " Get off me!" " Sorry, boys, no vacancy." " Three weeks." "Cash." "In advance." " Welcome to Motel Ginette." " Thank you." " We'll fix it. I know it's hot." "This is Florida." "We'll fix the air conditioning, too." " Sylvain!" " Coming!" " Just opened?" " We opened today." "1st-class hotel at budget rates." " Thanks." "Just curious." "We're booked at Big Daddy's." " Big Daddy's?" "That's great." "If you want to pay more for cockroaches." "I'm joking." "They fumigated yesterday." "Ginette, was it yesterday or today?" "Anyway, they're all gone." " They're lizards, not cockroaches!" " C'mere." "Forget that." " No cockroaches here!" " Look at that." "You imbecile!" "Motel Ginette." " $49.99... no way!" " We'll set him straight." " Thanks, thanks." "OK, thank you." "Have a good day, sir." "This way!" "Welcome to the Motel Ginette!" " Léo!" " This way!" " He's good." " l don't speak English." " What?" " l don't speak English." " Oh, so you speak French?" "Hadn't noticed, since your voice changed." " ls everybody happy?" "We've got the mix if you've got the rum!" " Make yourself at home." "What's mine is yours." "Except for my wife." "[laughter]" " Carmen?" "[ding!" "]" "Morning, everyone." "[various greetings] lt's 82 degrees at the beach, and we just heard on the radio that back home it's -25, with 4 feet of snow!" " Sunning your buns while theirs are freezing back home!" "[laughter]" "Waiting for the flood to fill the pool?" "He's slow, but cheap." " Léo!" " Ginette!" "Ginette!" " Yes?" " There's a funny smell." " Must be her." "Coming." " Hi there!" "Hi!" "Jay Lamori." "How are ya?" " Léo Lespérance." "Jay Lamori." " Yeah." "Not a scratch." " Oh, yeah!" "I recognize the car, yeah." " That's right." "Hey, I'm your new neighbour." "I just bought the Sandpiper, across the way." " Oh, OK, OK, OK." "Uh, you opening soon?" " Yeah." "Not for a while yet." "Actually, Léo, I was wondering if you could give me some advice." "I'm kind of new at this, and if you had some time." " Sure, sure." "Go on, have a seat." "Sit down." "You know, I haven't been at this too long, too, but... maybe..." "I think... I'm gonna be good at it." " Hello." "How's the duck hunting?" " Jay Lamori." "How are ya?" " He said, uh, how's the duck hunting?" "What, Pépère?" " The other day." "He knows what I mean." " Oh, right!" " The duck?" " The duck hunting." "OK, that's funny." "Very good!" "That's very funny!" "Very funny." "So, Léo..." "Looks like you got the magic touch here!" " Oh, hey..." "Just doing our best." " Hey, you're almost full..." "How do you do it?" " lnstinct." "You know, some people think that bus drivers don't know much." "I used to be a bus driver in Montreal." " ls that right?" "!" " Yeah." " Great." " Let me tell you something, Jay..." "May I call you Jay?" " Léo, please." " Let me tell you something." "Nobody understands people better than a bus driver." " Really?" " Yeah." "Running a bus is not very different from running a motel." "Keep the schedule, keep the bus clean, don't let anyone in the back door." " Breakfast!" " Have something with us." "Oh, have you met my wife?" "Jay... my wife Ginette." "Ginette, Jay Lamori." "He owns the Sandpiper." " How are ya?" " Nice, thank you." " Léo, quite a lady you got there." " Yes, sir!" " She has a lot of work to do!" " l bet." " Ginette!" " Yes..." "Excuse me." " Ginette!" " What is it now?" " Well, it's a real paradise here, huh?" " Yeah, it is." "Sure is." "Léo..." "What do you think the place would be worth, you know, if you were trying to sell?" " lt's not for sale." "Hey, it's a gold mine here." " Hypothetically." "Fore fun." " Oh, what is it worth to me?" "I don't know." "Maybe, uh... one million." "One million U.S." "[honking]" "Oh!" "[chuckling]" "More business, eh?" "OK?" "Have a good breakfast." "Look after him." " Yes, yes." " Hey, welcome!" "Welcome to Motel Ginette!" "Cyril?" "Cyril!" "Got arthritis of the ears?" "We have guests, guests with luggage." "Finish the pool, would you?" "People are frying." " Don't worry about those old bags." "They won't last the winter." " You have a bad attitude, Cyril." "Very bad." "OK?" "Huh?" " Yeah, yeah." " Get going." "You see, son, even if our guests are too old to dance to rap, we want to remind them they're near a pool, not near death." " l'm no hypocrite like you." "I can't smile on demand." " lt's not hypocrisy." "Listen to me... ln business, being up-front can leave you out back." "No?" "Anyway..." "Your problem is lack of confidence." "It's not your fault." "It's hereditary." "We Lespérances are like that." "But if you want to succeed, you need ambition." "You need to have a dream." "So quit moping, pull back the curtain and live in Florida." "People here know how to dream." "And in Florida, my boy, when you win... you win big!" " Not this one?" " Damn right!" "The dough they must rake in!" "You sit down, you're served, you leave." "It's timed, like at NASA." "Even a trip to the john." "It isn't a menu, it's a code." "Listen." " Must taste like rubber." " So what?" " Good afternoon." "How are we treating you today?" " Fine." "Good." " Your waitress will be here in a moment." " You see?" "Efficiency!" "Anticipation!" "Presentation!" "With a smile!" "A smile!" "Nobody can smile like an American." "Got them to the moon." " The connection?" " lt's all a question of ambition." "Rule no. 1 ." "Sacrifice everything for your dream." "You know why?" "Money." " l don't care about money." " lt helps to have a little, if only for financial reasons." "Besides, money's power." " How many times do I have to tell you?" "From 9 to 1 1 , Section A;" "1 1 to 2, Section B;" "2 until 5, Section C!" "Have you got that?" "If not, you're fired!" " l'll take a no. 22, with a 10 and a 50." "[honking]" " Hello, sir." "How are you?" "Hello, sir." "[man grunting]" "Welcome to Motel Ginette." " Snowbirds!" " Oh!" "English, sir?" "No problem." "My name is Cyril Lespérance, Assistant Manager in training." " Good for you, kid." " lt's a nice day, eh?" "[grumbling] Listen, our home is your home." "What's mine is yours!" "Except for my wife!" "[laughing]" " Don't do that!" " This way!" " lf you want to go to the Fort Lauderdale flea market, meet us by the pool at 2:45." "They sell swim trunks, too." "If you have any problems, just tell Cyril, our new assistant manager." " At your service." "If you need anything..." " He's coming up in the world, Pépère." "He used to be just a punk." "Now, he's a bilingual punk." "[Pépère laughing]" " Carmen, Carmen... cleaning rooms... 7 a.m to 1 p.m." "Laundry, 1 p.m. to 4 p.m." "The lawn and gardening... 5 p.m. to 7 p.m." "And desk duty, 7 to midnight." "That should keep you busy." "[Pépère coughing]" " Give her some gas." " Welcome to the Optimists." " Where's my husband?" "Léo!" " So you stay open after midnight?" " Yeah, why?" " Gotta watch out, Léo." "It's dangerous." " So, Léo... I saw your No Vacancy sign." " Seems my guests like my cushions." "Find them thick, comfy..." " ls it war you want?" "is it?" "Well, you'll get it." "Watch your step, or you'll be back home guzzling anti-freeze before you know it." "Ah, Father." "Slow down." "We'd never say the credo without you." " Should've seen me on the fairway!" "A hole-in-one!" " Excuse me, my wife's waiting." "Hey, Father!" " Anti-freeze, that's a good one!" " Get moving!" "[banging]" " All rise for our credo." "[all]:" "I promise to look at only the good side of things as a true optimist." "To show as much enthusiasm for the success of others as my own." "To always look happy and to smile at everyone I meet." "To be too magnanimous to fret, too noble to get angry, too strong to worry and too happy to let myself be troubled." " ln trouble?" " No, you don't understand." "He said "be troubled."" " Oh, no!" "Not Big Daddy Pizza again!" " Omer, that was negative." "You're fined $1 ." " Go on, pull out your roll." " l don't care about $1 ." " A dollar." " Here!" "And that's not all..." "Here's another one." "[amused murmuring]" "'Cause I bet the pizza's as cold as last time." " He says what he thinks!" " Really, Omer!" "Alright." "My dear friends, you have no doubt noticed tonight the absence of Jean Nadeau and his charming wife," "Monique of the Sandpiper Motel." "Unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances the Nadeaus were forced to sell and return to Montreal." "Don't forget them in our prayers." " No, son." " lt's hard to go back." "Whether we like it or not... we've become American down here." " Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Not me, hein." "Besides, that should cost you $1 ." "Because what you just said was negative." " What's negative?" "is it negative to be American?" " Yes, that was negative." " OK, then." "Put in a buck." "Now, about the Snowbirdfest." " The contest." "Each year, I ask you to make a financial contribution." "You know I can be very... persuasive." "Whoever donates the most is awarded the title Grand Marshal and gets a front-row seat at the Miss Suntan Contest." "In the past I've always won." "But this year, I invite you to take away my title." "[amused murmuring]" " l'll give $100." " $125." " l'm good for $150." " $150 for me, too." " Omer's loaded." " Omer, Omer, your hotel's run at 80% capacity since November!" " Yeah, OK, make it $200." " Bravo." " That's better." " Come on, blow them away." " l'll pledge $300." "[all]:" "Ahhh!" "[murmuring]" "Does anyone have a higher bid?" " $500." " What?" " lt's OK." " $500?" " $500." " Very generous." " Bid $600." " Does anyone want to beat that?" " $600!" "Go on, you've got it." " Shut up." "Very well." "Our new Grand Marshal..." "Léo Lespérance." "[applause]" " Go ahead." "Keep on ignoring me." "That's OK, I can take it." "I'll just walk with you a little way, just to make sure you're OK." "You OK?" "You OK?" "You alright?" "Because looking the way you do, you might attract some unwanted attention." "OK, so you're OK." "Alright." "[French song playing]" "That song, it's in French, isn't it?" " Yeah." " Yes!" "Country  Western in French!" "is nothing sacred?" " Hey!" " l mean, where does it end?" "These French people come down here, they go for the restaurants, the beach." "Have you seen them on the beach lately?" "They look like a colony of sea elephants in bikinis." "Ah." "But you know what gets me?" "They refuse to speak English." " Yeah?" " Absolutely." "You know, they act like they own the place." "And they do." "You know, they own everything." "I mean, I've lived here my whole life, but it feels like I'm the one that's the stranger." " Yeah." " See what I mean?" "Yeah." "So... guess you're kind of the quiet type, huh?" "I like it. I like you." "Hey!" "What's your name?" "Come on, tell me your name." "[country music playing]" " Let's go." "This music gives me a headache." " lt's not so bad." " Rhéal..." " Hey, Carmen!" "[Carmen whispering] ls it me or him?" " You gotta make up your mind." " Excuse me." "Don't tell me." "Melissa." "No." " Ooh." "Ouch." "Um, Pamela?" " No." "You want to know my name?" " Yeah." " lt's Carmen." " Carmen." " Carmen Lespérance." " Oh, oh, oh, oh." " Ah!" "Ah." " So you don't like Quebeckers?" " How ya doing?" "Jay Lamori." " Hi." " Jay Lamori." "How are you..." " You don't like us?" " No, not at all." "I mean, au contraire." "I love you people!" "Love the language." "Je..." "Do you want to sleep with me?" "Bartender!" "Drinks all around!" " Yes, sir!" " Country  Western in French." "I love it." " What, you don't like the rock 'n' roll?" " l love the rock 'n' roll." " Ah, it's better than country?" " No." "No, no." "They're both right up there on my list." " Yeah, but let's say you ride in the car, you put the Kenny Rogers or the Offenbach?" " Definitely!" "Can you pass those pretzels?" " Welcome to the French Kiss." "Hurry, the show's starting." "Take your seats." " Got a front-row table?" " lt's sold out." " You sure?" " No problem." "I'll take care of it." "Follow me." "Watch the step." "[whistling] Up!" "Up!" "No tip, no table!" "Take this, too..." "Thanks, g'night." "Madam..." " My wife's favourite singer is Roméo Laflamme." "She'd love to dance with him." "Can you arrange it?" " l'll take care of it myself." "With pleasure, Mr Léo." "Have a seat." "Champagne!" "Excuse me." "Jackpot, Roméo!" " Bunny... my Grand Marshal." "Big Daddy didn't look too happy back there." " That's business, the law of the jungle." "A young bull takes on the old bull." " Hello." " Oh!" "Thank you." " Thank you, mademoiselle." " You're welcome." " Why'd you bring me here?" "What are you up to?" " lt's your night." "The night of your dreams." " Ladies and gentlemen, good evening and welcome at the French Kiss!" "It's my great pleasure tonight to announce to you... that one of our greatest stars is with us here tonight!" "And here he is... the "epustoffling"..." "Roméo "The Flame"..." "Laflamme!" "[cheering]" "Because I always" "Want to love" "I always long for you" "You oh my love..." "Beautiful!" "Love each other!" " l love you!" "I love you!" "[squealing]" "Someone will see us!" " So what, this is our home." " This is Jackie Curring reporting to you live from the scene of another senseless tragedy." "Now, back to you, Bob." " And in other news, two 1 0-year-olds were caught in a schoolyard shootout between rival gangs of preteens over a pair of roller-blades." "The youths were taken into custody and later released." "The 1 0-year-olds are at a North Miami hospital at this hour, where their condition is now listed-  ..." "luxury condominium living." "I have combed the beaches of southern Florida to give you the lifestyle you deserve." "Yes, you too can have it all." "Your dream can become a reality." " Léo, wait, I'm not ready." " Why put on your négligé for 30 seconds?" " l bought it last year for our 20th anniversary." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " l've never seen it." " l didn't get to wear it." "You had to take Arthur's shift." " That's how it was, my Whippet." "Every cent counted." "Tell yourself that this motel may be the start of a North-America-wide chain!" " Careful, Donald Trump." "You might not be able to raise the funds." " ls that what you think?" "Worried?" "Look what's hiding here!" " Léo." " What?" " Were you jealous that Roméo chose me tonight?" " You were the loveliest." "It's okay to snack, just be home for dinner." " You're so romantic." " Come to bed, you lucky thing." "[laughter]" "[alarm clock ringing]" " Oh, no!" " Ah!" "Time for my shift." "[whining]" "There..." "Good!" "[giggling]" "[knocking]" " Papa!" " Not tonight, Cyril!" " We have a code 4." " A what?" " A code 4!" "Hurry!" " A code 4?" " Don't go." " He says it's a code 4." "I'll be back." "Slip into your négligé." "I'll be back." " l made up codes for emergencies..." " Léo." " What?" " My husband is sick." " l'm fine, I'm fine." " What?" " No peepee in 3 days." " Three days?" "Quick, get him in the Caddy." "Hurry." " lt's his prostate." "Léo, don't forget." "If I ever get sick..." " You'll die in your own bed, I promise." " ln here, Mr Migneault." "Good." "Mrs Migneault." " Yes?" " Do up your seat belt." " Sorry, dear." " Cyril, this isn't a guided tour." "Move it!" " Got your medicare card?" "They take it here." " Forget the beach, there's work to do." "Rooms 5-10." " l'm no slave." " The beans are getting cold." " Can't eat now!" " You hear that?" "Four dead in Dania drive-by shooting." "Six wounded in Hallandale hold-up." "Two bodies found in Broward Canal." "That's no joke." " Read the sports page." " This is the sports page." " Léo!" " Ah, Jay!" " Come on here." " No, I gotta run." " No, come on here." "Just a minute." "Come on, have a seat!" " How are ya?" "Good to see ya." "How ya doing?" "OK." " So, Jay... not much going on at your place." " Some financing problems." "As soon as I get them straightened out, I'll be opening up." " Well, Jay, if you ever think of selling, I want you to talk to me first." " You got it, Léo." "OK?" " lt's a deal?" " Enough said." "The way things are going on, I think I'm gonna have to expand." "Here, have some." "His mom's never cooked, never been in a kitchen." "You know, when I was a kid, I thought home cooking meant that someone's house was on fire." "You see, my mom didn't cook." "Still doesn't." "[repeating in French]" " Poor boy." " Madam." "Ginette?" "Rooms 8 to 15 haven't been cleaned." " We need a maid." "A maid brigade." " No excuses, we're not civil servants." "The St-Cyrs had no towels yesterday." " So, what'll you do, fire me?" "Then I could take a real vacation in a motel." " You have a bad attitude, Ginette." "Very bad." " Some more bread?" " Jay..." "Lamori." "Your name, is it Italian?" " l don't know." "I never thought about it." " Your father, where is he from?" " Drop it, he's an American." " Look at him, there's something familiar." " lt's deloosier." " What?" " Deloosier." " Looser?" " Délicieux!" "Dé-li-cieux." "Carmen, come over here." "I want you to meet Jay." "Have you met my daughter, Jay?" "Carmen, Jay Lamori." " Carmen!" " Yeah." " You know, when you say that, you have absolutely no accent." " Yeah?" " Carmen, believe me, the views I expressed the other day were not my own." "But the views of some, though not all news publications, personally, I disagree with this mentality." "Fellas!" " Hi!" " lt's OK." "What are you doing here?" "You don't exactly fit in." " l'm your new neighbour." " You moved into a place with all these people who refuse to speak English?" " Well, Carmen, I'll say anything to pick up a girl." "Besides, Pépère here is teaching me French." "Right?" " Yes, sir." " And, uh, the scenery isn't bad either." "Lovely girl." " Yes, sir." " Lovely." " A good girl." " Wait till she hits 40." "Sorry, just a joke." " Délicieux." "[excited giggling]" " Oh, Maurice, that tickles!" " Don't open!" " That's OK, we don't need anything." " Thérèse..." " Coming!" "Oh, Maurice, not again!" " Ginette!" "Ginette!" " How's my Whippet?" " Just don't ask me to smile." " What's with her?" " Search me." " Smile." " Your paper, sir." " Thanks." " Well?" " Front page!" " Well!" " They promised we'd make the front page!" " Are you with the police?" " No... we're in construction." " Demolition." " Hey." " Carmen, rooms 5 and 6 haven't been done." " Ah." " Carmen." "Get going." " Carmen, I'll watch your seat." " Toodle-oo, Carmen." " And get dressed." " Not too much." "Rhéal?" "Rhéal, don't be discouraged." "We'll make the next edition." " l feel betrayed." " l'll buy you a big pretzel." " Rhéaume, you know me so well it's like there's another me." " Don't exaggerate." " Hey. I'm not here to clean up other people's shit." " Think I like it any better?" " You look like a char woman." " And you?" "Some floozy who brings bums home." "And one's not enough... you bring two!" " Can I help it if they're brothers?" "You're always on my case." "Never satisfied." "Well, at least I have ambitions." "I signed up for the Miss Suntan Contest." "One day you'll understand I'm underestimated." "Let go!" "Mama?" " l don't know anymore." "Things have changed between your father and I." "Maybe for good." " Maybe you're right." " Don't say that." "It's been so long, so long that I've waited for my dream." " Oh, Ma..." "You'll see, it'll be fine." "OK?" "Just sit down, you're tired." "I'll take over here." "I'll vacuum, you hate doing that." "Ma, I forgot!" "You'll never guess who's here." " Who?" " Roméo Laflamme, right here in Hollywood Beach." " l know, I danced with him last night." " Nah..." "You met him?" " Yeah." " Are his lips really as thick as Mick Jagger's?" " Yeah... but more distinguished." "His lips!" "I've dreamed of them so often." "Roméo!" "He knows what love is." "At his concerts, I'd go through a box of kleenex." "I screamed, I fainted, everything." "It hurt so much, but it felt so good." " Your emotions always get you into trouble." "[car horn honking]" " Léo!" "Ginette!" "Guess who's come for dinner?" "We're here!" " Who is it?" " lt's pretty." "There are so many people." " Léo?" "Ginette?" " My God, it's Lucille." "Léo?" "Why..." " Told you!" " Hi." " Surprised, huh?" " Told you they'd be surprised." " Pretty." " Arthur, well, I'll be!" "You rascal." "This is a surprise!" "Just by chance we have one free room." "Yeah, that cancellation." " We're in luck." "Anyway, it's very nice." " You like it?" " Congratulations." " Yeah, not bad." "Darn planes!" "Hope you're not air conditioned." "Hi, Ginette." "For someone who wanted to bake in the sun, you're white as a sheet." " Lucille!" " What?" " She's crazy." "Anyway, you have a beautiful place." " Hey!" "What's going on?" " l don't speak English!" " Hey!" "You, what's going on?" " No hablo inglés!" " Hey!" "What's going on here?" "!" "[speaking Spanish]" "Doesn't anybody speak English around here?" "!" "Fuck!" " My very dear brethren, let us pray for those who are in need, for those who are cold, for those who are sick..." "Let's say a special prayer for a dear friend who has just undergone open-heart surgery." "And this very dear friend has a condo for sale, very reasonably priced." "Two bedrooms, on the ocean... carpets and sheers included." "If anyone's interested, speak to me after Mass." " l know what you're up to." "It's too bad you did things your way." "I've got connections." " Connections!" "If I find out you're behind this!" " You terrify me, my friend." " Better watch yourself." " Every year, guys like you come south thinking they give free Caddies at Fort Lauderdale." "Guys like that... they know nothing." "'Scuse me, don't want to miss communion." " Hey!" "Hey, wait!" " lt's OK." " Wait, wait!" "Wait!" "Let's make a deal!" "Shit!" "Hey!" "[coughing]" "Let's make a deal!" "Two nights free, OK?" "With free cocktails." "And breakfast..." "served in your room." "See what you've done?" "!" " What is it?" " Your paper, gentlemen." "[heavy-metal music blaring]" " Thank you." " You're welcome." " Léo, I admire you." "Me, every time I had an empty room, my balls'd ache." " Wait and see my "peace" de résistance." "My négligé." "Gorgeous, isn't it?" "Touch!" "Now for the surprise." "Get ready... I bought it for Arthur." "When he sees this!" "How'll I get it all through customs?" "I'm crazy, right?" "Ginette." " Yes." " l wanted to say... I'm very sorry about the problems you're having." "But if you hold a bankruptcy sale, let me know, OK?" "There's lots of stuff I'd like to buy." "Ginette." "Sure you've done everything?" " Yes." "I don't like to complain, but maybe you should check the bathtub." "It's not very clean." "There's a ring." " Léo, let me..." "let me buy you out." "The purchase price plus 10 percent for your improvements." "What could be more fair?" "[jackhammers drilling] I can't even afford it, but it tears me up to see what you're going through." " Goddamn Big Daddy!" "He's been... he's been wanting to close me down since the day I got here." " Think it over." "Talk to Ginette..." "At least this way, you won't go home empty-handed." "Huh?" " l prepared some lunch." "Dig in." "Where did you say your father was from?" " Pépère, please." "I don't know." "Massachusetts." " Cut out the genealogy." "Next you'll say Mordecai Richler is Mordecai Richelieu." "Thank you, Jay." "I'll think about it." " Whereabouts in Massachusetts?" "Lowell, maybe?" "[Quebecois rock music]" " Front page!" "Told you." " Rhéal..." " Sorry." "[knocking]" " Carmen?" " Carmen, have you decided yet?" "is it him or me?" " lt's Big Daddy." " Big Daddy?" " He's trying to ruin us." "We'll be forced to sell and go back home." "Before the Miss Suntan Contest." " Hey, hey, hey." "It's alright." "Keep tanning." "Leave it to us." " Not enough cheese." " And it's a bit burnt." " ls it all-you-eat?" "Fine." "That is some bad luck for Léo, huh?" "Really bad luck." " Don't worry about Léo." "He's stubborn." "He never gives up." "Especially when he should." " Yeah." "So where you people from, anyway?" "Europe?" "France?" "Right?" " No, no, no." "We're from Quebec." "Quebec." "Up there, north of New York." " Right." "OK." " See that scar there?" "That's "bull-gladder."" " Gall-bladder." " Uh, gall-bladder, yeah." "The first Lespérance..." "Clovis, came over in 1647." " Really?" " And he was, uh..." "how do you say... torturé." " Tortured." " By the Iroquois." "They pull out all his, uh, ses ongles." " His fingernails?" "I saw that in a movie once." " Then, they took out ses yeux." " They took his eyes out?" " Yeah." "And they cut off son nez." " They cut his nose off?" "!" "Ouch!" " Then he married a girl." "A Dubuc." " He survived?" " He had 23 kids." " Whoa..." " We're tough, by St Jude!" " Hi." " Hi there." "That's, uh, appendix." " Right." " You know, if it hadn't been an accident of history, all North America would be French-speaking." "French." " ls that a fact?" " Yes, sir." " Really?" " Yeah." " OK..." "The guy over there, what's that?" " That's a heart bypass." "Double, maybe triple." " Yeah." " We explored the whole continent." "We opened it from Hudson's Bay to the Mississippi." "[whistling]" "Now look at us." "Frontiersmen in Caddies." "[car horn honking] [honking]" "[honking]" " lt's one-way, jerk!" " There's the bastard!" " Back up, it's one-way." " You want to play dirty, huh?" "You swine!" "Get out!" "Come out!" "Come out, you coward!" "Aha!" "I'll murder you, sissy!" "I'll massacre you!" " Stop!" " Get out!" "Wanna set off bombs, huh?" "Well, I can too, lardass!" "Your goddamn car!" " Hey, dammit!" " Let's go." " Bye, Léo." " You bastard!" "Come fight me!" "I can play dirty, too!" "Come fight me!" "Shit!" "Goddammit!" " Hit a truck, Léo?" " Not now." " Léo..." "Léo!" "Don't give up." "There's hope." "Just find some Snowbirds who like noise and dirt." "Construction workers." "Huh?" "Gotta catch those rays." "Keep at it!" "[giggling]" " Maurice!" "Maurice!" " Don't open, Thérèse." " We don't need anything." " Thérèse... [phone ringing]" " Yes?" " Yeah, it's Jay." " Did you lock it up?" " Not exactly." "We own the whole street." "Except for this one guy." "The prob-  l don't want to hear about details." " You don't understand." "It's different down here." "These people are like Cubans, only worse." "They speak French." " French, Spanish..." "Doesn't anyone speak English anymore?" "What happened to the melting pot?" " Yeah, well... this guy, it's been his dream to own his own motel and he's not gonna let go easy." "OK?" " Oh, please!" "Isn't the American dream for Americans anymore?" "How long do you think I can keep that construction crew in front of his motel?" " What do you want me to do?" "These people, they are very tough, OK?" "And nothing stops 'em, not even torture." "He will not give up." " Then persuade him." " l'm trying." " Don't try - just do it." " lt's just... they're nice people!" "OK?" "You know, if it hadn't been for an accident of history" " Nice people!" "It's a nice beach." "You get this deal together, or you're fired!" " Yeah, we should get together sometime." "I hardly see you anymore." "Thanks, Mom." "Take very good care of this car." " No scratch, sir." " Where are they all going?" " ..." "Sandpiper Motel, one buck a night!" "The best view on the boardwalk!" " Fuck!" " Léo, control yourself!" "No, Léo, stay here!" "Don't get upset." " There you go, sir." "Have a good time." "You got the penthouse suite, sweetheart." "There we go!" "A buck a night, people!" "Sounds good, huh?" "A buck a night, there you go!" "Have a good time!" "Grab any room!" "A buck a night!" "You can't beat it!" "Move it in, let's go." "A buck a night." " So, Jay, you got a room for me?" " My offer's on the table, Léo." " lt's you, huh?" "All this time, it was you!" "[Jay gulping] lt was you!" "Fucker!" "Huh?" "It was you behind all this?" "!" " My God, Léo!" " He's the bastard behind it all!" "Sonofabitch!" " Take the offer." "Make it easy on yourself, Léo." "[Ginette screaming]" " That's enough!" " Nothing personal, Léo." " Enough, you!" "You, go home!" " Sorry, Lucille says his price is too good." " lt's true." "Ahem." "Arthur!" "Arthur!" "Are you OK?" "Answer me!" "Say something!" " Where am I?" " Should've decked her!" "Comes to $2,500." "We still have to pay the mortgage and expenses." "And $500 for the damn Optimists." "With luck, we'll last a month." "Ah, welcome to the Motel Ginette, sir." " Ah!" " Give me the money!" "Now!" "Do it, or your wife gets it!" "Come on!" "Come on!" " Léo!" " Punk!" "Get going!" "Scram!" "You lousy scum!" "See that?" "See him run?" "Goddamn bum!" "[tires screeching]" "See that?" "I saved the money." "I saved it!" " What's mine is yours- except for my wife, huh?" " lt's chilly here." "is it the air conditioning?" "What's that?" " The elastic in my panties broke." " Throw'em out." " l'll fix them." " We can still afford panties." "I'll make everything better, you'll see." "Know what we're going to do?" "Right now." "We'll play your Roméo record, you'll put on that sexy négligé, and all those lost nights, we'll make up for them in one day." "Hey, hey, hey." " Forget it, Léo." " No, I won't forget it." "I won't forget it." "[knocking]" " Papa!" " Give me a break!" " Code 1 ." " What?" " Hurry, code 1 ." " Oh, my God!" "Sorry." "[Thérèse crying softly]" "It's a good way to go." "We should all be so lucky." "He died happy." "Just this morning he told me how much he was enjoying the trip." ""Léo, what makes me happiest here is seeing Thérèse smile." "She loves the sun, the beach, the motel... lt's good for her health, her morale."" "That was his final wish." "I know he'd have wanted you to stay." "For the full three weeks." " Léo, stop!" " There's only three guests left!" "I understand just how you feel." "But he'll be resting nice and cool in a funeral home close by." "You can visit him every evening." "Then, when your vacation's over, you can take the same plane home." " Léo, that's enough!" " But that was his final wish." "I can still hear him." "Thérèse, think it over." "Don't do anything rash." " Why not offer the corpse a room at half-price?" "We could put him on ice in the coke machine, or the freezer!" " l'm running a business here!" " Have you lost all respect?" "A man just died!" " So what?" "Want me to put your St Jude next to him and sing a mass?" "I did my time with the crutches at St Joseph's." "To hell with your rituals!" "And that jar with Brother André's heart..." "No wonder I can't eat eggs in vinegar." "Some people wait for miracles." "Me, I make them happen!" " Do you realize what you're saying?" "That's blasphemy!" "Jesus Christ!" " Carmen, it's either him or me." " lt's him or me, Carmen." " lt's Jay." "[in unison]:" "I knew it!" " Turns out he's the cause of all our problems." " Yeah, but..." " Ah-ah-ah-ah." "Don't worry, take your time to decide." "Leave it to us." "[Carmen laughing]" " Who's the floozy now?" " You told me to buy it." " Why're you decked out like a Christmas tree?" " Léo, it's none of your business." "As you said, when the elastic snaps, it's time to throw the panties out." "Goodbye!" " Your mom's gone nuts." " Don't you see, it's all your fault!" " Hold it, you." "You work for Lamori?" " Business is business, Dad, Nothing personal." " Traitor." "Goddamn traitor!" " OK." "OK. ..." "[speaking French]" "Here to welcome you at Snowbirdfest..." "[French] ... one of our great, great, great stars..." "[French] ... the inflammable Roméo "The Flame" Laflamme!" "Roméo Laflamme, ladies and gentlemen!" "And now to officiate our opening ceremonies... here he is, the owner of Motel Ginette," "Mr Léo Lespérance!" "[cheering and applause]" "Léo Lespérance!" "Léo!" "You want to know the price?" "The price I paid to get here?" "Here." "Working nights as a bus driver." "Stocking shelves at Steinberg's on weekends." "I was never home, never." "I missed my kids' birthdays, wedding anniversaries..." "Christmas." "One year, even Christmas." "You scrimp and save, watch every penny, eat macaroni... and where does it all get you?" "In shit." "In deep shit." "Our father, Who art in Québec... I promise to always look happy... and to smile at everyone I meet." "The credo of the goddamn Optimists." "Anyway, Jude, old pal..." "Forgive me for dropping the 'Saint,' but we're friends..." "To think I wasted 20 years of my life... I'm losing it." "Getting plastered with the patron saint of lost causes." "So how do you feel about all this?" "Hmm?" "That answers my question." "You're a lost cause..." "Go choke on your halo." "Choose your window." "Bon voyage!" " No, I do not provide toilet paper." "Go swimming or something?" "Go to the Snowbirdfest!" "Get out of here!" "Do something!" " Jay, you can't say that." " Sid, no water in 5." "Go." "Go." "Go." " OK, OK." " Léo." " l'm here to settle this." "I welcomed you into my home." "into my home." "You were one of the family." "My family." " Léo..." "What are you doing?" " Nothing personal, Jay." " Heh-heh." "Don't... do not point that at me." "Put it away." "Léo?" " How you say that in Hollywood, Florida?" "Huh?" "How do say that?" "!" " What?" " Motel owner goes berserk, slays developer in cold blood?" "That's how you say that?" "!" " Yes!" "No!" "Yes!" "Léo!" "This isn't like you, Léo." "There's always room to negotiate." "OK?" " Right." "OK." "We're gonna negotiate." " OK." "OK." " We'll negotiate, like Americans!" " Léo... we have capital punishment in Florida." "You will go to the electric chair." "You'll fry, Léo." " Papa!" "Papa!" " Beat it!" "I'm not your father anymore, understand?" "Get out!" "Stop!" " Léo, stop this!" " Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" " Léo, please!" "Please!" "Please!" "Léo!" "Léo!" " Stop!" "Stop this!" " Stop, damn you!" "Stop!" "Don't move!" " S'il vous plaît, Léo!" " Stop moving so I can kill you!" " S'il vous plaît, Léo!" "My car!" "Look what you did to my car!" "Nice, Léo!" "Really nice!" "Guns, explosions!" "Haven't you people ever heard of lawyers, huh?" "!" "Huh?" "!" "We could've both died, Léo." "And for what?" "For an extra little piece of beach!" "Huh?" "!" "Huh?" "!" "Oh, my God, where are your values?" "!" "Your priorities?" "You know, I am a little disappointed in you." "I'm disappointed in you, Léo!" " Take the motel." "It's yours." " Léo?" "Léo?" "Léo..." " Papa..." " Yeah..." "Bring the papers." "We got it." " You, my boy... you're one of us." "You're one of us." "Your name is not Lamori." "You're a Lamoureux." "To dream the impossible dream" "To fight the unbeatable foe... [laughter]" " That tickles!" " l have so much love to give." "Sometimes... sometimes I feel I'll explode." " Well, then... explode... explode, my Hiroshima!" "[song continues]" " What are you looking at, butthead?" "Get outta here!" " Alright, alright." "[song reaching crescendo]" " Ginette!" " Léo?" "Léo?" " Ginette!" " Pépère!" "Pépère!" " Yes, I need an ambulance." "Yes, OK." "Motel Ginette, on Surf Road, Hollywood Beach." "Right away!" " Carmen, is he okay?" "!" " No." " No, he's not bleeding!" "I found him in the pool!" " Carmen, are you sure you know what you're doing?" " Yes, I saw it in a movie!" " Papa?" "Papa!" "What happened?" " Cyril found him in the pool!" " Call an ambulance!" " l am!" " Lift him!" "Lift him up!" " He hasn't been shoot!" "I told you he was drowning!" " l'll drive him!" " They said not to move him!" " We'll put him on the couch." "Hurry!" "Hurry, hurry, hurry!" "Papa!" "[Ginette wailing]" "Papa!" "Papa!" " He's breathing." " He didn't want to come here." "I made him." "He must have had a premonition that it would end up like this." "Poor Papa, I promised he'd die in his bed." " Really!" "[knocking]" " The ambulance!" " l gotta see Léo, it's urgent." " The motel's my fault, too." "Goddamn motel!" "Goddamn motel!" "I don't care." "I don't give a damn." " Excuse me, Léo... I know it's not the time, but if you sell, they're going to wall up the beach with condos." " lt'll kill Hollywood Beach." " We'll have to emigrate to Québec." " Do you see what's happening?" "Do you?" " Léo...!" " A priest!" " Papa?" " l want a priest." " Pardon?" " l want to see a priest." " Papa wants a priest." "[Ginette and Carmen crying]" " That's alright, Léo." "We'll take care of it." "[Cyril]:" "Yes." "Yes, I'm still here." " Papa wants a priest." "Poor Papa!" "Tried to warn me." "All my life, you said..." ""A Cadillac doesn't bring happiness."" "[knocking] The ambulance!" " Léo!" "Oh, Léo!" "It's so lovely to see you!" "Oh, and this must be Pépère." "Oh, he's looking a bit under the weather, isn't he?" "Oh, well, nothing a little Florida sunshine won't cure." "Oh, I'll just plug my fax machine in right here." " Ma." "This isn't a good time." " Jay, I'll take care of this." "Thank you very much." "I have this little piece of paper for you to put your John Henry on, so, Léo, if you could just sign your name right there and there." "That would be great." " Can't she shut up?" " My grandfather is dying." " Uh-huh." "Uh-huh, yeah." " OK, Ma, this man's dying." " He doesn't have signing authority, does he?" " Some respect for my father." " Uh-huh." "Yes." "And" " Please, can we...?" "Let's go." " l am not leaving here until this man signs." "We have a deal." " That's it, OK?" "!" " Enough!" "It's over!" "The deal is off, Ma, OK?" "!" "OK, Léo." "OK, that's it." "Please, outside, Ma." " You!" "You will never make another deal in this town again!" " Ma, please!" " Gimme my fax!" "My fax!" " Yes, I'm still holding!" " lt's over, Ma. lt's over, OK?" "Ma, the beach is fine the way it is." " My son the" " Listen to me!" " Jay?" " What?" " You're fired." " Hey... I'm a Lamoureux." "I'm one of them." " l told you, I need an ambulance right away!" " Let me!" "OK, we got one man down." "He's bleeding." "Shotgun blast to the gut." "You got that?" "Good!" "[knocking]" " The ambulance!" " My children..." " Ginette, when I realized I was losing you, nothing else mattered." "I know, it's too late now." " Léo..." " Too late." " My son." " Thank you, Father." " Let us bow our heads." "Our Lord showed us how to pray." "Let's follow his example." "Our Father, Who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name." "Thy kingdom come," "Thy will be done..." " The candles." " Give us this day our daily bread." "And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those" " Papa would like candles." " Sorry, Léo, I didn't bring any, I left too fast." "Our Father, Who art..." " Holy oil for my feet." " Excuse me, but Papa wants holy oil for his feet." " That comes later." "And I don't have any." "I was at the All Night Driving Range." "[praying]" " lt should be in Latin." " l'm really sorry, but is it possible to do a little bit in Latin?" " Really!" "Latin's been out since Vatican ll." " That's the problem." "That's the problem with the Catholic Church." "No more tradition." "Soon Mass will be a rock video." " Our Father, Who art" " That's not how you perform the last rites." "He'd knock me into the other world like a golf ball." " What next?" "Call me when he decides to die!" " No wonder the churches are empty!" " Pépère, you feeling better?" " When I woke up and saw everyone crying, I thought I was dying." "But now I feel digidou!" "[all laughing]" " Pépère!" " Ginette... I deserve your scorn." " You're exaggerating, Léo." " Exaggerating?" "Me?" "I haven't even begun to list all the wrong I did you." "My indifference, negligence" " Say you're sorry and that's it." " Sorry." " Léo!" " l'm sorry, Whippet." " Léo, l" " Ginette, I wanted to give you the sun." " Léo, about last night" " That doesn't matter." "A little spat, of no importance." " No, no, no." "Listen... last night, I was with Roméo Laflamme." " Roméo?" " On his boat." " You were?" "His yacht?" "No problem." " Nothing happened, I swear." " Ginette, it's over and done with." "I don't want to know." " There's nothing to know." " l forgive you." " For what?" "There's nothing to forgive!" " lt's OK, I forgive you!" " But I didn't do anything." "You can't forgive me for something I didn't do!" " Look, I forgive you!" "What more do you want, a yacht?" "Do I have to learn how to sing?" " Well!" "Léo Lespérance!" " l forgive you!" "[arguing]" " That's family!" " ...formerly of Montréal, now residing in Hollywood, at the very popular Motel Ginette, which is owned by our Grand Marshal, Léo Lespérance." "[cheering and applause]" "And now, the moment of truth..." "The envelope, please!" "Father Caron ensured the integrity of the judging." "C'mon, wake up!" "And now..." "This year's" "Miss Suntan Contest is... [whistling]" "Miss Carmen Lespérance!" " ls it him or me, Carmen?" " Yeah, Carmen, me or him?" "[Jay]:" "Or is it me, Carmen?" "DVD Subtitling:" "CNST, Montreal"