"Ginpachi Sensei"] Ginpachi Sensei." "[Question  Answers" " Ginpachi Sakata]" "Onishi-san." "Gin-san always wears the same kimono." "Does he only have one outfit?" "The answer is... and he washes and wears them in turns." "What?" "Why does he have four of the same kimono?" "You know..." "Because it's confusing if the main character changes his costume a lot." "you know." "you need to draw up a new setting and stuff!" "It's a pain in the ass!" "go stand in the hallway!" "[And so we decided to go full out and change their looks for this episode.]" "[Please enjoy the summer fashion for the Odd Jobs family.]" "[Pachinko Jumbo]" "Stop crying..." "I'm not going to come over there!" "Come over here quickly!" "Hey." "too." "What's the matter with you?" "You're sweating like a pig." "Did you lose?" "No." "It's hot today." "too." "Did you lose?" "Hot!" "It's hot today!" "idiot!" "I see." "I thought I had cold sweats." "["Why is the Sea So Salty?" "Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!"]" "eh?" "Money earned through your own sweat just naturally stays in your hands longer." "If I had stopped right there..." "I could've won." "Why didn't I stop at that point...?" "Are you listening to me?" "I used to be a hopeful kid with a lot of dreams." "How would that kid feel if he saw me now?" "A grown-up snarfing an ice pop he bought with money he scrounged off the street." "If only I had stopped then..." "I could be having all-you-can-eat parfaits right now..." "If only I had stopped then..." "Are you listening to me?" "Hasagawa-san." "Have you heard of any easy money-making opportunities around?" "everyone is eating ice pops for all three meals." "I can't eat ice cream three times a day." "I prefer having a snack bar for lunch." "stop..." "Come on!" "You said you were going to take me to the beach." "Sounds good." "I want to go to the beach." "I already bought my swimsuit." "Sounds good." "A bikini sounds really good!" "we can't swim." "I heard that some mysterious space creature might appear. but it's dangerous and people can't swim at the beach." "So they've posted a bounty on the monster." "no!" "How scary!" "This summer we'll do some pole-and-line fishing for the alien!" "What?" "Who are these people?" "[Kabukicho Station] let's go for it!" "Yeah!" "We're not going there for fun!" "We're going to fight!" "We're about to ride the wild waves..." "You guys look like you're going to a picnic!" "You're allowed to buy snacks totaling 300 yen." "300 yen is nothing for kids these days!" "Do you understand?" "!" "Captain!" "You can buy 400 Tasty sticks." "Really?" "!" "I can buy that many?" "your calculation isn't quite right." "this is not the time to act surprised!" "don't you need to point out Gin-san's outfit?" "Shut up." "I didn't expect anything like that." "what are you doing here?" "right?" "Don't make me say that again." "We're going to work!" "right?" "Not again... holding nonsensical conversations won't do us any good." "Let's just go to the beach." "I hope nobody will beat us there." "What?" "!" "We don't have a car?" "Gin-chan!" "Where's the money for it?" "What?" "!" "It took me all night to make a music tape." "[My Best]" "How old are you?" "It's not like you're going on your first date or getting your first driver's license in your 30s." "Cassette tape players aren't built in cars anymore." "I worked really hard to make "My Best" tape." "We don't have time." "Let's go." "a ticket!" "We can't even afford to buy a train ticket." "Can't you understand?" "Then how can we...?" "uh-huh." "But that's a crime!" "How about buying discount fares at least?" "We have no choice." "We'll take a taxi... hey!" "This man changes his mind in the same breath!" "How about that?" "Let's take that for now." "It's impossible." "We can't even get probation." "I don't know what to do." "well." "You guys are really high-maintenance." "You should be thankful someone like me has common sense." "It can't be..." "You..." "You have money?" "Don't worry." "My budget is still strapped." "So let's find out how we can get to the beach on the cheap." "but you're suggesting we hitchhike?" "right?" "All right!" "My thighs will shoot them down." "Hasegawa-san." "No cars will stop for your hairy legs." "I have no choice... put both hands on your head... and suck in your stomach... then stoop forward to show off your ample cleavage..." "Go!" "Here we go..." "Can you turn up the air conditioner?" "Thank you." "We're so lucky that we happened to be going the same way." "can you play my tape?" "you're hurting me!" "Don't move!" "Your knee is pushing into my cut." "don't you think we should be treated a little better since we stopped the car with our lives?" "It's hot!" "Hot and stinky!" "You put in too much pomade!" "Play "My Best" now!" "Sister?" "can you make it any cooler?" "Shin-chan." "It stinks!" "I can't breathe!" "Whoa!" "Warm liquid!" "was that your pee?" "It stinks!" "O-Open the window!" "My Best"!" "Air conditioner!" "Warm liquid is on my leg!" "my goodness... what a useless car." "So true!" "I can't believe there's a car that can't play a cassette tape these days!" "That's crap!" "That's not true." "but you were all too excited..." "You sound like you stopped the car." "Ah." "We still haven't arrived at the beach." "I feel like we've at least made it 200 kilometers." "Stop complaining and keep walking." "we haven't even walked three kilometers yet." "Give me some water..." "There's some water in the barrel attached to Sadaharu's neck." "Th-This is... so I made something like this." "I can't drink it..." "G-Give me water..." "Why are you talking like a boxer who's begging for a drink of water but needs to make his weight?" "right?" "he's fine." "But if he can't speak clearly..." "Hasegawa-san." "It reminds me of what the president of some company said:" "A man should lean forward even when falling down." "Burning asphalt..." "It smells like those cheeks are burning." "I'm really hot!" "Please help me!" "my cheeks are hot and it smells like something's burning." "I can't move anymore..." "Are you listening to me?" "there's the beach!" "let's go." "Yeah!" "[Danger!" "Swimming is prohibited!" "]" "Oh?" "An alien hunt?" "Huh?" "Someone actually showed up?" "Really?" "This will be a big help! and we're not getting any customers because of the alien!" "We're really in trouble." "Um..." "Is that you who posted the bounty...?" "Right." "That's me." "But I didn't expect anyone to come." "I was kind of joking about it over drinks." "So I never thought somebody would actually come." "we're serious about making money for a living." "A man's gotta put his life on the line even when he's joking- and we're gonna make sure you keep your end of the deal." "wait!" "Calm down!" "Don't worry!" "I'll pay you." "I have money." "You liar!" "Your yakisoba noodles are pathetic." "There's no way a guy like you has any money." "I bet your life must be one big fried noodle." "go ahead and say it - noodle!" "Noodle!" "Hey!" "You can't just eat!" "You have to pay for it!" "I'm a man of the sea." "but I can give you something just as valuable!" "Hmm..." "Then I need to see it first." "We'll get rid of the alien after that." "Right!" "[Beach Samurai]" "Gin-san." "it may have been enough to push my mother to domestic violence." "That shirt is rare and not for sale." "Only my staff can wear it." "Now you are all fellow men of the sea!" "So release me now!" "Men of sea don't do this kind of thing!" "what are we going to do now?" "Well..." "We've got no choice but to do it." "We have to do what? ..and three beach samurai." "Who'll protect the beach if we don't?" "how do you pick yourself up?" "People fall into two categories...depending on how they pick themselves up." "The first kind of person... at least I'm better off than that guy." "And the second kind of person... sees a challenge and tries to raise himself to it." "I belong to the second group." "I always come to the ocean." "Helps me realize how tiny I am." "at the ocean." "it's like the sea is my textbook and teacher." "Everyone has some place in their heart they can fall back on when they need to. my heart is always here." "And those jobs are the ways I define myself." "Money doesn't matter." "I believe that this job is my calling." "Do you understand my feelings?" "Huh?" "sister?" "I reached a settlement with the community association." "they'll give us something in return." "please listen to me..." "Then we gotta be fired up!" "M-My feelings..." "Let's go." "Right!" "But why do I have to do this?" "Did I do something wrong?" "I was just cooking fried noodles!" "Give me a break!" "My legs are wrinkly." "Please help!" "I can't catch a thing." "I wonder if it's not in the sea anymore..." "I don't think so." "I have a feeling the alien is still in the sea." "I can feel it." "This alien is prepared to fight us." "A fight between men." "Breathtaking offense and defense." "And..." "It's about man's romance with the sea!" "The alien must be waiting for just the right time!" "You understand how I feel... do you understand my feelings?" "I do." "Miss..." "Would you like to have one?" "I made this omelet this morning." "Um..." "You can't fight if you're hungry." "How about another one?" "Um..." "I've had enough... do you understand... how I feel?" "I wish I could swim like them." "so you can't go swimming." "But it's best you not be out there." "Don't be shy." "The alien might appear." "Are they all right?" "well." "If they can't listen to a guy's story then they deserve to die." "Must be nice to swim." "Miss?" "What are you going to do?" "Where did you find that?" "Don't want to watch someone else be happy." "I want to just end their happiness." "Everyone!" "Run away!" "This girl is crazy!" "She's really weird!" "Shoot!" "It's a double punch!" "everybody!" "Double punch!" "Two dangers approach you!" "What?" "!" "maybe?" "behind you!" "you'd better wait a bit." "What?" "It's here!" "Seriously!" "Like...right here!" "Agh!" "I can't make this thing go any faster!" "Shinpachi!" "How come you can swim so fast?" "!" "It's not like you!" "right?" "my eyes are gonna pop out!" "You bastards!" "You made a big mess." "I'll teach you to fear a man of the sea!" "Uohhh!" "It's coming!" "They teamed up somehow!" "Gin-chan!" "Shinpachi!" "Kagura-chan!" "Hit them back with that rock." "All right." "wait!" "I'm on it!" "but not when I'm on it..." "There!" "Oh?" "that..." "Whoops." "is everyone all right?" "Eat me if you want...." "I wouldn't mind traveling around the sea inside your stomach." "You..." "That's the story." "I think he understood how much I loved the sea." "though." "A man...speaks with his soul." "but I guess he just wanted to have some fun with us." "I can tell." "Because only good people can live in the sea." "it washes away all the dirt and scum." "...scum..." "It looks like the scum stayed on the beach." "[Big Hit!" "Marine Fun Park:" "Come Play with a Monster!" "]" "Whatever." "12)}[Preview]" "There's a ghost in the Shinsengumi headquarters?" "Don't be silly!" "There's no such thing in this world..." "Agh!" "It does exist!" "Help me!" "The next episode: "Watch Out for Conveyor Belts!" "Conveyor Belts--!" "[Who is this red kimono-wearing ghost that appears in the Shinsengumi headquarters every night?" "]" "[Another exciting episode of Gintama coming up next!" "Get excited!" "]" "Should I wear a different kimono every once in a while?"