"In days of old when knights were bold" "And nightshirts held their sway" "A jolly minstrel strummed his uke" "And sang this merry lay" "I am a wandering minstrel" "Ijourneyfromafar" "Myworldlygoods are a sleepy old mule" "Asongandabustedguitar Ha-ha!" "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "Atoastwe 'llsing unto our king" "Tohisgoodhealth we'll sing" "Atoastwe 'llsing unto our king" "Longlivetheking" "Ohearye ,loyalsubjects" "Ofmykingdom of Kalapazoo" "OfourkingdomofKalapazoo" "Uponthisday my daughter weds" "Theprinceof Poopoopadoo" "Theprince of Poopoopadoo" "Behold the prince!" "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh!" "Behold the princess!" "Atmycommand you'll give thy hand" "In wedlock to yon prince" "Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-huh!" "I know you'll learn to love me." "Never!" "Never!" "Never!" "She acts like a fanatic!" "Lock her in the attic!" "Cheerup, o lovely princess" "Foryou'llbe rescuedsoon" "I'll take thee away so ye won't have to stay" "Andmarrythatsillybaboon" "Ha-ha!" "Hello!" "Shh!" " I'll save thee, Princess." " How?" " Hath thou a rope?" " Nay, nay." "No rope." "What?" "No rope?" "Bring on the wedding feast!" "What ho!" "Guards!" "Guards!" "Guards!" "Wretch!" "Scoundrel!" "Off with his cowardly head!" "One, two" "Stop!" "I love him, Father!" "Spare his head!" "Execute the prince instead!" "Clear the hall!" "We'll have a duel!" "The prince shall battle this young fool!" "Hooray!" "Hooray!" "We'regonnahaveaduel  We're gonna have a duel" "We'regonnahaveaduel  We're gonna have a duel" "We'regonnahaveaduel  We're gonna have a duel" "We'regonnahaveaduel  We're gonna have a duel" "We'regonnahaveaduel  We're gonna have a duel" "We'regonnahaveaduel  We're gonna have a duel" " They're off.Hooray!" "In days of old when knights were bold" "And romance had its fling" "All hail the royal bride and groom" "Long live the king"