"It doesn't matter who goes first." "Of course." "I'll go first." "Don't, Goku." "You can't make him understand." "But I can't let him fight." "You'll be killed!" "I'm sorry to say this, but you should stop now." "Hey, camera man." "Take a picture of that idiot for me." "Okay." "I can hear the screams and shouts of the audience and the whole country." "Do you know what this man just said to Mr. Satan!" "?" "He was saying nonsense like "you would get killed."" ""I'm sorry to say this, but you should stop now"." "That's what he said!" "These bunch of jerks are a real nuisance." "I told them already, but they just don't understand who Mr. Satan is." "What an annoying group." "He's like..." "This man looks like..." "That kid who saved us from Piccolo Daimao." "But his eye and hair color are different." "Maybe it's not him." "But what upsets me is that man looks exactly like Piccolo Daimao." "Just relax and let that fool do what he wants." "Even if he does get killed, he can be brought back to life with the dragonballs." "Alright, that seems to be the only way." "Oh, it looks as if they finally understand." "But everyone should know, their lives have been spared." "They finally understand." "After the interruption of these strange people, Mr. Satan finally gets ready for the competition." "Please wait a moment, Sensei." "What's that!" "?" "Some strange people have appeared in front of Mr. Satan." "Who are they?" "Some more weirdo's have arrived..." "We are the students of Mr. Satan." "I have the best physique in the whole world!" "I'm the handsome Calorie." "The strongest person in the world, I am Pirozku!" "They seem to be Mr. Satan's students." "Let me introduce them." "These are Mr. Satan's number #1 and #2 students." "They are the fastest and strongest students, and are also the 2nd and 3rd strongest warriors in the world." "Wow, they are really something." "I'm the beautiful manager." "My name is Pizza." "Sensei, don't even get your hands dirty for someone like this." "We will take care of him for you." "Hmm, alright." "It would be too easy for me to deal with this person." "I'll leave it to you." "OHH!" "Ladies and gentlemen of the world;" "Did you hear that?" "In place of Mr. Satan, his two students will take care of Cell." "They are our saviors." "I'm sure that they can beat him." "This is turning out to be an interesting event!" "Calorie and Pirozku?" "I've read about them in magazines." "They are Satan's best students." "They have won a lot of Martial Arts Competitions." "That's amazing." "Jackasses." "It just went up, the number of idiots." "And now, the beginning of the Cell Games!" "The first contestant is Mr. Satan's #1 student, the swift Calorie-senshu." "Your first opponent is me, Calorie." "Will that do?" "Hmm, sweet." "These flowers will be buried with you when you are dead." "Amazing!" "How Cute!" "Wow!" "Amazing, beautiful, and elegant." "A new kind of martial art." "Let me introduce you to his art." "He is known for his air attacks." "He can catch the swiftest things in the sky." "Wonderful!" "He's Mr. Satan's #1 student." "He is definitely different." "What the heck is the matter with these guys?" "That trick of mine has already gotten my fans cheering for me." "Now, the Cell Games which will determine the fate of the earth has just begun!" "The rules are simple." "Whoever falls out of the ring, gives up, or is killed, will lose." "Are you scared?" "The match will not last long." "Beautiful Pose Flying Attack!" "He's jumping extremely high!" "This is Calorie's best finishing trick." "The end of the match is near." "I'll finish him fast." "Wow, he is still flying!" "Waaaaaaaaiit!" "Is he still flying?" "He must be in his best condition." "What's that sound?" "What on Earth was that?" "He must have flown a bit too high." "He's good and talented, but he gets carried away sometimes." "That's why he couldn't overcome me." "Eh, of course." "I see." "What happened?" "Idiot!" "Calorie-senshu fell off the platform and lost the match." "Such a talent has lost." "What a shame." "I will defeat Cell!" "Allow me to introduce him." "His strength can be compared to that of 20 elephants." "He can also kill a bull with a single strike." "That's really unbelievable." "Look at that power!" "With such incredible strength, I'm sure Cell will be defeated." "The difference in their strength is huge!" "Pirozku won't be as careless as Calorie." "Cell is done for." "There goes Pirozku-senshu with an attack!" "That's his Megaton Bull Crusher." "Nothing can survive that attack!" "What's happening?" "Pirozku-senshu has stopped." "I lose!" "What on Earth has happened, Mr. Satan?" "It's a trick." "Because he is afraid of me, he set a lot of traps on the ring." "What a coward!" "He must have put some green pepper around him, which Pirozku hates the most." "He must've researched it and used it against him, but I'm not going to excuse his dirty tricks!" "I understand." "Though we aren't sure when he did it." "In a one-on-one contest he has used such dirty tricks." "You're wrong." "Cell just blew them away with his ki." "Watch it more carefully." "Because his students were defeated by Cell, Mr. Satan is going up to the platform again." "He's taking off his cape and his belt, which stands for the glory of his championship." "So, our hero, Mr. Satan, has finally entered the arena." "It's a contest with the fate of the earth on the line!" "Our world champion, Mr. Satan, has expressed that he has been anticipating this." "He's really gone and given us an amazing comment." "What?" "Mr. Satan has taken something out." "It's a capsule!" "It's a capsule!" "A big bag has appeared from the capsule." "Then from the bag he's getting..." "Tiles!" "A lot of tiles!" "Mr. Satan is now setting up the tiles." "Is he going to..." "Altogether there are 15 of them." "The 15 tiles are stacked up on top of each other." "Now he's concentrating..." "Mr. Satan is focusing his power." "Let's be quiet." "Oh, one is left!" "But it's amazing!" "What a destructive force!" "14 of the tiles were smashed to bits!" "What an idiot." "Cell, look at these smashed tiles." "In a minute, this'll be you." "What a touching scene!" "No wonder Satan is the best!" "I'm really excited now!" "I did such a great job." "Everyone must be impressed." "I'm glad I didn't forget to record this with the camera." "He's panicking now." "Cell was too arrogant, but after seeing the destructive force of Mr. Satan, he couldn't help but panic." "But, it's too late to apologize now!" "We can't forgive Cell for his sinful deeds." "Alright, come!" "Mr. Satan is ready for the battle." "Mr. Satan Martial Arts Champion Master vs. Cell." "He's using his Fist of Righteousness technique to destroy Cell!" "Satan, Satan, Satan..." "Mr. Satan, we all want you to beat Cell!" "Ah!" "It connected!" "To attack Cell, Satan-senshu used his ultimate technique, the Dynamite kick!" "The winner of the match will soon be decided!" "Satan-senshu continues the attack." "Cell is unable to fight back." "Cell is absolutely helpless." "He's powerful, way too powerful." "As expected from the champion, Mr. Satan." "This is the final blow!" "Shut up!" "To be honest, I was rooting for Cell." "Still alive?" "Even Cell can't bring himself to kill such a man." "It seems that he fell out of the ring." "Satan-senshu has lost." "Now, let's start the real Cell Games!" "Who will be the first one?" "As expected, Son Goku, will you still be the first one?" "Yeah, I will." "Cell and Goku finally come face to face." "The real Cell Games are just beginning."