"WE'RE SORRY," "WE'RE VERY SORRY" "From Stalac to all sides, handsome fellas all around" "Yet no one better than Milic Barjaktarevic" "No one better than Milic Barjaktarevic" "Flooded I was by two Morava rivers, lit I was by the eyes of blue" "Tempted by bare legs, "We're sorry"" "Tempted by bare legs, "We're sorry"" "Stalac!" "Transition for Krusevac, Trstenik, Vrnjacka Banja, Kraljevo, Cacak." "Pardon, is it free?" "Sorry for interrupting you in reading those nice and edifying books." "I said, is it free?" "Can't you see all is free?" "I do, but..." "I say, one should ask first." "FOOL'S GOLD" "God's miracle!" "Excuse me?" "God's miracle, I say." "The train is empty." "Yes." " Right." "The season of holidays and joy is gone, autumn already comes along, but..." "How should I stress this..." "The train, I mean." "Maybe it wasn't full in the first place." "Yes..." "Right, you put it nicely." "You put this really nicely!" "86, right?" "Excuse me?" "Reservation seat is 86, right?" "You ask me where the seat No. 86 is, right?" " Yes." "Right there where you're sitting." "So, directly across from..." "Excellent!" "What are you doing?" "My little suitcase!" "Are you sane?" "How can you do this?" "We're sorry..." "We're very sorry." "Off we go." "Why do you climb this little suitcase onto my head?" "Onto your head, how?" " Alright." "Above my head." "Because of insight." "Insight?" "Yeah, so we could have it in sight." "Because if one falls asleep..." "If you fall asleep, how would you have it in your sight?" "Right." "You put it nicely..." "Man, I talk foolishness!" "Because if one falls asleep, the thief could even take it below his..." "Even if he sat on it." "Little suitcase, that is." "You put that really nicely!" "Don't be afraid." "That can hold as much as 100kg, let alone... 80." " Now you're exaggarating!" "Should I move it above 86, then?" "Ok." "There you go." "As from now on you're the one now across it, I'd like to ask you to pay attention on it..." "In fact, on..." "On what?" " Well, on the little suitcase." "When I fall asleep, cannons could rock, I hear nothing." "Nothing!" "So I'd like you to pay attention." "From time to time." "Do you really think I would take care of your suitcase?" "God forbid!" "On the contrary." "You are not a guardian, or such." "But I thought..." "Just have it in..." " Sight?" "Yes." "Incredible!" ""Fool's gold"..." "Alright." "We're sorry." "We're very sorry." "Cicevac!" "In the right minute!" "God's miracle." "Say, is 15 minutes past 11.00pm on your watch, too?" "No, it's 11.15pm on my watch." "How's that?" "Now you as well." "Talking about preciseness, it's 23.15." "30th summer is gone" "I feel no sorry for years" "Doesn't matter what happened" "It matters how it is now" "It matters how it is now" "Had someone tell me about this," "I would openly say to him, "Boy you're lying!"" "Are you talking to me?" "Empty train." "Empty." " Right, it was never as empty as now." "For God's sake, is that thing so much important to you?" "No, it's not, but..." " But, what?" "I'd like to sprawl over for a while." "Should I..." " Sprawl down a bit?" "Right." "Say, are you mocking me?" " Me?" "No, I swear on my honor." "I just felt it..." "It doesn't matter we're traveling." "I had no intentions about..." "Kudos to you in general, but..." "Then why don't you leave me alone, man?" "Me of all people?" "Please don't talk like that." "We're sorry." "We're very sorry." "It never comes to me that this window can open like that, too..." "Sorry." "Do they charge reservations?" "Legs." " They charge legs?" "Excuse me." "Some music perhaps?" " Please let me be." "Just what I need now is music." "Where do you get music from?" "What about this?" "God how small it is!" "But the way it rocks..." "Makes one deaf." "Should I turn it on?" " No." "No please." "But quietly." " How could it be quiet here?" "Right, you put that nicely." "How quiet, when this train goes..." "As you wish." "Too bad though, it's Japan-made." "But it runs on domestic batteries, too." "God's miracle!" "Why is "God's miracle" again?" "It catches all possible radio stations, but not a single Japanese." "Maybe it does, but you don't understand Japanese." "Well I don't." "I don't understand Japanese." "Boy I feel like lying down a bit!" "Sorry." "You read that nice and edifying book, and I just yap, yap and yap." "I feel like..." " Sprawling over!" "?" " Right." "Listen, you..." " Milic." "Milic Barjaktarevic." "Go to hell you, and your sprawling!" "Alright, alright." "I thought myself it wasn't convenient." "But I say..." "Seats are empty." "I can not sprawling at all!" "I was lying down the whole morning." "Whenever I'm on the road, I'm lying down for a certain period of time." "If only there's no this rat-tat all the time..." "Are you saying something to me?" "I said, if only there's no this rat-tat..." "As soon as it starts this..." "I immediately feel like..." "No matter on previous recumbency." "Let me try while sitting, then." "Yet I doubt it will cause any disturbance." "Good night." "I'd like to ask you, if you find time, to pay attention on..." "Little suitcase!" "?" " Yes." "Listen, you!" " Milic Barjaktarevic." "Alright, Milic." "I will pay attention on that half-ton suitcase of yours, but start sleeping already." "Please." "Alright." "I'm thankful." "Pardon." "Just two words:" "Wake me up when we arrive in Belgrade." "If you go there as well, that is." "You can't go further even if you'd want to." "That's the last stop." "Can't go further, but it can go back." "Imagine!" "Imagine me waking up on my own, finding myself in Stalac instead of Belgrade." "Oh boy!" "I'm of poor sleep that much." "Do you get the wordplay?" "I mean, of tight sleep." "For God's sake, start sleeping already." "Ok, ok..." "We're sorry." "We're very sorry." "If it wasn't for this..." "This light." "Well this goes beyond every limit!" "Let it be, then." " What is it now?" "Just..." " Sprawl over already!" "It isn't of any necessity." "Where have I been sprawling on so far!" "On meadows, in my attic, in the furrows, too." "Just providing that..." "You get it." " Yeah I get it." "That you can sprawl over." "Sprawl over for God's sake!" "I can't take it anymore." "Can we sprawl over together, then?" "Well you're an ordinary..." "What's wrong, lady?" " Sprawl over with your wife!" "I haven't a single intention what you think of." "As first, I'm not married." "As second, I'm an honest guy." "It's true that I squandered 34 years, but my heart is on the right place." "I respect you." "Air!" "Are you feeling any better?" "Oh boy." "What should I do?" "Just keep quiet." "Keep quiet." "I need silence." "I can do that, too." "I can not open my mouth all the way to Belgrade." "Forgive me." "It's nothing." "Yeah I know, those are nerves." "I understand that." "It all comes because of polluted air." "Woe to those who are not into agriculture or cattle breeding." "And you are not..." "So what are you into?" "Director." " What?" "Director, I said." "My respect!" "Say, in theater or in cinema?" "In accounting business." "Pardon..." "Not bad, not bad." "Just for the record, air is polluted in accounting business as well." "So you have master degree, then?" "So to speak." "I'm left with few exams only." "I'm doing 'em privately." "You understand?" "Of course I understand;" "Night school, shortened program." "I was trying the same, just for the sake of personal culture growth." "But I came to my senses pretty soon." ""Listen, Milic!"" "I said to myself." ""You can grow without this shortened program, too."" "And it turned out rather well." "Rather well!" "May it last long." "I grabbed the steering wheel, and drive, drive!" "A chaffeur?" "Is that what you take me for, lady?" "Please don't, miss... miss..." "Borka." " Milic." "I'm glad." "So I say, what chaffeur!" "?" "Do I really make such impression?" "Agriculture, miss." "Agriculture." "You mentioned steering wheel." " Right." "Tractor's." "Cooperative?" " "Cooperative", she says." "What cooperative?" "Private property!" "If you would only come to see." "Come, admire and wonder!" "Simply put, a raunch." "Plantation." "There's only 2ha and 36ar." "Still, all along the river." "Not to mention the house." "Boiler, fridge, central heating, wardrobes, color TV..." "And Italian floor tiles in the bathroom." "You better ask what is missing!" "We're sorry." " Why you are sorry?" "I'm not stopping as if, God forbid..." "I don't understand." "I already stressed that I'm a bachelor." "While on the other hand, "Italian floor tiles", "color TV"..." "As if I recommend myself." "Excuse me, would you mind if we close the window, not to get cold?" "No need for doors!" "Should I turn it on?" "Alright." "You are mine!" "I'll be yours!" "In the end, when I say "I love you" Don't believe me, I'm lying" "That's the way it is, honey, when Bosnian loves" "Bravo!" "You're great." "Give me that!" "If you would only come and see, admire and wonder!" "All along the Morava river, at the very foot of Stalac Fortress." "Good for you." "You are unaware how happy you are." "Me, unaware?" "What is with you?" " No you don't." "If you would only live in smog for one year." "Where?" " In smog." "You should kiss your little tractor three times a day." "Ahh you people who don't know to enjoy!" " Who, me?" "I wouldn't give those 2ha and 36ar for half of Krusevac, let alone Paracin!" "If you would plant rock, something would sprout!" "There's professional literature, too." "I do not plow a single furrow without it." "Then, irrigation by pump, concentrates..." "Now, I don't wanna bother you with all those technical terms." "I keep asking myself what villagers look for in these smelly towns?" "Excuse my language." "And how old are you?" "Why's that for?" "Like that." "How much would you give me?" "Well there, about..." "Roughly..." "I don't believe you have more." "What did you say?" "Not said, avoided." "Why?" " What do you mean, "why"?" "You make a mistake, and then all goes awry." "Why awry?" "Like when I asked my aunt, "Aunt, what tram takes one to train station?"" "She says, "May you be taken away by devils!" "I am not 'aunt' for you."" "Because we're of same age." "And I'm even few months older." "I'm strictly cautious from then on." "I even chip out 10 years in any case." "So you're afraid that I turn out to be your aunt?" "No..." "God forbid, no." "On the contrary!" "Then, say it." "Alright, then." "30." "Well, close." "28, if you like." "Sorry." " It's nothing." "There you go." "Because of polluted air!" "If you would live in Stalac, you wouldn't look more than 25." "Clean air is enormously an important thing!" "Especially for breathing." "Take me, for instance." "At 34 years of age, I couldn't be outperformed by an 18-year-old guy." "In what respect?" " In all respects." "Not that I'm ironic, but..." "So, being the whole day outside is of great benefit, isn't it?" "Whole day?" "I spend less than two hours in the field." "What do I need all that mechanization for?" " I think in general." "In general, yes." "But otherwise..." "What is this tonight?" "Exactly in minute." "So I say, clean air is enormously important thing." "Take me, for instance." "I'm able to bring bull on the ground." "A bull!" "Yes, just like toreador." "No..." "I was talking about the bull." "When one looks at me, he wouldn't guess at first." "Yet nothing but muscles and bones!" "You look handsome." "Like sheriff McCloud." "The guy from New York?" "Don't exaggarate!" "Right..." "I look nice." "You had to see me when I was drafted!" "I was hardly taken to physical examination." "Chest tight like this!" "My grandpa Radojko says to me:" ""As if you grew in the stovepipe, Milic."" "Swear on my luck!" "Still, I was taken to the army." "Tank battalion, moreover." "The army knows!" "And what appetite I have." "I eat for three blokes." "Wait to see until I get hungry." "Good for you." "I do not dare to stuff myself." "I'm simply starving." " Why?" "Because of shape." " What shape?" "You should gain few kilos more." " You really think so?" "Seems like you're unaware what impression you make." "Sorry." "It's long since somebody told me such a nice thing." "Because you didn't come across the right fella." "Would you stand up for a second?" "Just stand up a bit." "You should even gain cca 5 kilos." "No less, no more." "Sit." "It's ok." "Sit down." "So I was saying..." "Thankfully to aforementioned mechanization, I do all business myself." "Depending on the culture, of course." "There are various cultures:" "wheat, corn, sunflower, cabbage..." "Speaking of cabbage, let me tell you a story." "Drought strucks, burns all the cabbage." "Not one head left." "I'll die of laugh attacks!" "So I introduced agrotechnical practices." "Artificial irrigation and stuff..." "Earned myself a tractor on cabbage alone!" "I can't complain, swear on my luck." "It's not that I exaggarate, or talk with irony..." "And do you have children?" "Why's that so suddenly?" "Like that." "How could I have children if I'm still unmarried?" "So, you're not as well?" "Same case completely." "And they keep hazing..." " Who?" "The family. "Grandchild, grandchild." "We want grandchild."" ""Everybody swing cradles, and what should we swing?"" ""Should we die without a grandchild?" As if I keep it in my pocket." ""Here, take it."" "For grandchild, one needs..." "At least YOU shouldn't be having such problem." "You're provided." "I am." "Not that I'm not." "What are you waiting for, then?" "WHOM WITH?" "WHOM WITH?" "Do you read the papers?" "When the going gets tough, to split all in half, eh?" "I studied that literature, too." "Should that mechanization, central heating, color TV, Italian floor tails..." "To split all that in half?" "On the other hand - don't take me wrong " "I went up a bit." "Not a villager, not a citizen." "Somewhere just in the middle." "Besides, if I'd take a girl from Krusevac, or possibly Paracin... it's questionable whether she'd be able to adapt the rut." "You get the wordplay?" "Train stop Cuprija!" "Look at that." "Cuprija already." "As soon as this rat-tat starts, I immediately..." "Looks like the train will be empty all the way to Belgrade." "How about I..." " Just sprawl over freely." "Excellent." "You'll see." "Not even a minute, and I'll be sleeping." "And you, from time to time..." "Little suitcase." "Yes." "Good night." "Are you crazy?" "We're sorry..." "And I beg you to pick me up." "I lost my bus." "I heard that you pass nearby." "Get in." "You're lucky because we're not crowded." "Just quickly." "We're late!" " You are not late because of me for sure." "Close the door." "Don't get mad, pal, but help taking this little suitcase in." "What do you have in this, for God's sake!" "?" "Don't worry about it." "I have what I need." "Say, where should I sit?" " Go on the back and pick your seat." "Ok now." "Let's go." "What are you doing there?" "That's not a handbag." "I need to have it in sight!" "Ok, go-off." "Had someone tell me about this, I'd openly say to him: "Boy you're lying!"" "Dear passengers, we're departing Belgrade." "We wish you a pleasant trip." "Ok Miss Vojka, why didn't you..." " Borka!" "Oh sorry..." "I was saying, Miss Borka..." "Why didn't you wake me up?" "Someone to wake you up?" " Right." "I was shaking you for half an hour..." " I believe you." "Had someone tell me that one can sleep so tight!" "Are you going in the same direction?" " To the seaside." "And you don't say anything!" "It came out, eh?" "AWARD TO THE BEST AGRICULTURIST" "This one is not bad." "First two photos were simply horrible, and look at me here!" "Now that's a shot!" "I have the honor of traveling with the triple winner of the game called "In search of the best manufacturer"." "Congratulations, then." " Thank you." "You have a strong hand." "How could I not have it?" "Being on clean air all the time." "I plow, harrow, mow the grass, and wear latest fashion" "And when I tilt my hat, I live stylish" "And when I tilt my hat, I live stylish" "And... that person?" "It says "Twin bed hotel room" in newspapers." "We didn't find one another." "How?" " I slept over." "That's how." "I wouldn't say that's so funny." "Sorry." " It's ok." "Spent my tickets for nothing." "I don't feel bad for tickets, but..." "It was same thing last year, similar stuff the one before." "All that jinx..." "How come?" " That's a long story." "In short, I put an ad in the papers." ""A person aged 25-30 needed for autumn vacation for two."" "Autumn vacation?" " Yeah." "Summer is over." "I put this ad, explaining by terms like "relaxation", "recreation", "enjoyment"..." "Code: hybrid corn." "Why "hybrid corn"?" "So she could know right off who is she dealing with." "What if she expects a doctor, and gets farmer instead?" "What do you think how many interested women were out there?" "Around 30, 40..." "Yeah right." "One or two." "And all of them..." " Why?" "Nobody wants to marry a peasant." "But you are not peasant in real sense of the word." "I know what I am." "But check this out:" "I keep thinking what trademark should I choose..." "And then I took my little suitcase with me." "Very good!" " Good?" "At the train station, everybody have one suitcase of their own." "One cannot stick from the crowd." "Then I thought over again, and came up with umbrella in my right hand." "And?" "Rain starts falling like crazy!" " I get it." " There's nothing to get there." "So, I keep having problems to choose..." "Appropriate symbol?" " That." "Now I get why did you change your clothes." "Recognition symbol." " Right." "White shirt and a tie." "And I thought of it all so nicely." "Why not to try?" "It's not a small thing eating some good food, doing nothing for 10 days." "If things go smoothly, that's nice." "If not, farewell and wish you all best." "We are modern people." "That's what it is?" "A test?" "Why?" "Is something..." " No, I just ask." "I don't feel sorry for tickets!" "Although they are return tickets." "Still, the food coupons..." " What food coupons?" "For two." " I don't understand!" "For food." "Listen, Miss Vojka..." "You find it really difficult to remember my name, don't you?" "I mixed up all this stuff together." "How about we..." " Come on!" "We're sorry." "We're very sorry." "Stop apologizing already." ""We're sorry." "We're sorry."" "I don't have such intentions." "I swear!" "And you... where are you heading to?" "To Adriatic sea." "Autumn holidays at the seaside is very nice thing." "You've been there already?" " No." "I haven't seen the sea yet." "I could go see Atlantic ocean, but that doesn't interest me much." "Even now I go as if I'm going to jail." "To tell you the truth, they shouldn't have given me this." "But that's life." "Whoever has much, gets even more." "Have you eaten already?" "Excuse me?" "I haven't taken a single bite since yesterday." "Do you want a sandwich?" "What sandwich..." "That's not enough for a cat." "You see that little suitcase over there?" "Two bacons." "Bacons?" " Yeah." "You think I'll wait them to smear jam on my bread?" "I was twice there already." "I feel like I might vomit because of hunger." "Pardon." "I meant to say, I feel sick." "What should I do with this now?" "Throw it away through the window?" "God forbid!" "And you wanted to throw this away?" "Why would I need it?" "You're sleepy?" " I was towing the little suitcase whole morning, and as soon as this rat-tat starts..." "I immediately feel like sleeping." "If you could only sprawl over a bit..." "Doesn't matter." "Let's try." "And you, from time to time..." " I know." "I'll have it in sight." "We're thankful." "And you... think over." "Why should they not to be used?" "You mean, tickets?" " Yes, them." "Listen you, Milic!" "We're sorry." "We're very sorry." "I have the noblest intentions." "Oh well..." "Milic!" "Wake up." "Aren't you getting off the bus here?" "Milic, wake up!" "Aren't you getting off the bus here?" "Right." "This is their new hotel." "They also have a nice swimming pool." "Two years ago, I was at the opening of the pool... hotel, I mean." "Come on, you who get off here." "Well, Miss Borka..." "Bon voyage." "And generally..." " Have a nice rest." "Rest from what?" "Loneliness will eat me up." "Quickly there!" "As we said, bon voyage!" "And I had such a nice time..." " Me too." "Me too." " Me too." "Quickly!" "Ever since we met yesterday in Stalac, I thought I'd get a proper beating." "Pal are you getting off, or not?" "Be patient, for God's sake." "Can't you see it's about..." "I don't care what it is about." "You don't care, but I do." "I'll pay storage time, if I need to." "Not exactly storage time, but you get the point." "Well now, if that's the way it is..." "And I had such a great time..." "And they keep hazing "We want a grandchild, we want grandchild", as if I keep it..." "Comrades... for the third time, I have a great pleasure and honor to salute our dear friend and guest, comrade Milic Barjaktar." "Barjaktarevic!" "Indeed, right." "Sorry..." "I was confused by our traditional epic song." " Which one?" ""Marriage of Milic Barjaktar"." "When Milic Barjaktar gets married, goes far away to propose his bride." "What beauty the girl is!" "Her eyes are two gemstones..." "Gemstones." "Her eyebrows are two sea leeches, her mouth - box of sugar." "When she talks, as if pigeon coos." "And so on!" "Therefore, I salute triple record holder in high yields, who is for the third time in our company, as well as his likable spouse who is here for the first time." "He said "spouse"." " Shhh." "What shhh?" "I don't want this." " Listen..." "You really think I'd approach every guy and explain how did I get you off the bus?" "Got me off the bus?" "... not only in Stalac, but in closer and wider regions as well, nobody managed to produce that amount of metric cents per 1ha." "I simply feel sick out of hunger." "I could have brought my little suitcase." "Be patient." "The lunchtime is any minute." "The way he started, we will not see our lunch until dinner time." "Borka, I'll die!" "He speaks about the year of 1939." "40 years more until we get our meals." "Isn't the best evidence for this the fact that our guest and his likable spouse, who come from one of the least developed municipalities in our republic, are welcomed here as the record holders in production?" "This is your room over here." "I think you'll be satisfied." "This is the living room, sleeping room," "bathroom, there's telephone here, if you need something." "What do you say, eh?" " Excellent." "I'm so glad you like it." "Then, I wish you a nice rest and stay in general." "Thanks." "Bye." "Same thing every year." "Same!" "But where did they put my little suitcase?" "Where did they stuck it?" "For God's sake, Milic." "We had a lunchtime minutes ago!" "You call that lunch?" "Nothing like home-made bacon... produced directly at the foot of Stalac Fortress." "Of course not." " As you wish." "Why are you standing?" "Sit." "I don't feel like sitting." "Ok be patient." "I'll come in a minute." " What did you say?" "When I'm hungry, I'm good for nothing." "What do you talking about?" " I say, I'm coming right off." "Borka!" "What do you take me for?" " I know, I know..." "We're sorry, we're very sorry." "Stop with that "we're sorry" thing." " Sit, Borka." "Ok I'll stop." "Let us sit and talk." "Watch this;" "My intentions are clear." "I meant to say, pure." "Is that right?" "It is." "Now, we found ourselves on our own." "Unobtrusively." "On the other hand, there's men who would..." "There's those others, too." "Right?" "Right." "Well, if you plead - it's not good." "If you don't plead - not good either." "Get it?" " No." "Check this out." "He - peaceful as a lamb." "While situation is..." "So much from me." "And now it's up to you." "I decided." "I continue my trip." "What trip?" "No you won't!" "If we need to, you'll sleep here, and I'll sleep there." "Or they'll give you a separate room, but you won't see the seaside!" "You don't know Milic Barjaktarevic yet!" "I know how you breathe." "I assess you even last night in the train." "We haven't even passed Paracin, and I said to myself: "Milic..."" "Doesn't matter." "You wanna say, you've been dreaming about me the whole trip?" "I've been dreaming about you 34 years." "Swear on my luck." "You're just the right for me!" "Except for weight maybe, but we'll make that better, too." "If you'd agree, I'd take you to Stalac in a split second!" "I don't know what I'm doing here, anyway." "Say something." "Give me my little suitcase." "Test!" "Why did I have to mention that damn test?" "Now you're gonna rub my nose with it." "I don't know." "Woman, can't you realize I would you right off..." "When I asses somebody, he's..." "Help me to express myself." "Rated!" "Plead." "Such times are that all the waiting is..." "Some people do it right off." "Plead!" "In what sense?" " In sense of Stalac." "What do we know about each other, man?" "We have plenty of time to get to know." "Life is before us." "You are a frivolous man!" "Do you think I'm some kind of quack?" "We can do it like this, too: write home to send you a wedding certificate, so we could set up all this here." "And you think over meanwhile." "There, look..." "Look." "You see this?" "Wedding certificate!" " Right." "I'm not departing from it for years." "You never know..." "Let it be." "It doesn't ask for bread." "I can't take this any longer." ""Grandchild, grandchild"." "I've got 'em over my neck." "You think I come to this prizewinning trips because of healthy food and clean air?" "Each time poor me thinks I am to run across the right person." "But now I think, and I know, that I ran across like never before." "Mind that you had ran out." " Cut the nonsense." "Write 'em to send you the wedding certificate." "You won't regret, believe me." "Ok then." "Who and what I am, anyway..." "Ok, what is wrong with me?" "What's wrong with me?" "AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?" "Nothing, just five kilos maybe." "You never asked me what's wrong." "Look!" " What should I look?" "Wedding certificate." "Wedding certificate, and wedding certificate." "Wedding certificate!" "Had someone tell me about this, I'd openly tell him..." ""Boy you're lying!"" "Looks like you kissed me." " Looks like." "We're sorry..." "We're very sorry."