"Head over heels" "come on, I'm so sleepy!" " Morning!" " Don't bug me, mom!" "Mommy loves you, too." "Marisa Rezende entrepreuner of the year" "thank you." "The goal is to exceed the goal!" " What's expected of a sales rep?" " To exceed the expected!" "Because we sell..." " toys!" " No!" "Honeybun, pay attention!" "Stores sell toys." "Street vendors sell toys!" "Our competitors sell toys!" "How about us?" " What do we sell?" " Dreams!" "Do you get it?" "Hi." "Alice, can you come over here?" "Marketing manager?" "Yes!" "Thanks, Carlos!" "It's just a recommendation, but..." "I can't think of anyone better than you for the job." "Leave it to me." "My presentation to the board tomorrow will be a hit." "I got an idea:" "I'll put a happy earthworm in the hands of each investor!" "I'll have the plant deliver the samples to my place!" "Alice, wait, hold on." "Marketing management has a problem." "What problem?" "You have to work 12 hours a day, make 8 trips a month" " and as for vacations... no way!" " Ok." "This position ended the marriage of 3 of the last 4 managers." " It almost ended mine." " No problem, Carlos." "João is 100% behind me!" "My husband is great." "Just chill." "Honey, I'm home!" "Hi, honey." "What?" "Yeah, sorry for the surprise." "But as I know the first thing you do when you get home is to listen to your messages..." "I thought this was the best way to be heard after years of marriage." "Are you overdoing it!" "Yeah, honey." "You know what?" "I love you, and that's why" "I've decided to do a great thing for us and our marriage." "How cute!" " We'll take a break." " What?" "A break so we can rethink our lives." "Because your life, Alice, is just work, work and more work." "And I'm tired of always taking second place." "What the hell?" "Don't misjudge me." "Asswipe!" "So, take this time to think about us." "Ok?" "I love you." "That's just what I needed!" "Oh, kiddo!" "Look what I've brought you!" "Another shuttlecock, Mr. Sorriso?" "Have I already given you one?" "I told you not to forget the memory medicine." "And I told you to remind me, didn't I?" "Just kidding, cutsy-pie!" "Sorriso, Marion, take it easy!" "There are children at home." "Stop being silly, daughter!" "Warmth doesn't hurt anyone." "Speaking of which... where's João?" "He left you?" "Keep your voice down!" "Paulinho may hear you!" "I did!" "He didn't dump me." "He just asked for a break." "Do you want me to hire a detective?" "Ms. Alice, I know a witch who is a sure thing!" "She brings your lover back in three days!" "But only if he's in Rio!" "Rosa, set the table, will you?" "Thanks." "Daughter, face the music:" "Your marriage is in crisis!" "What crisis?" "João and I have a healthy child, our own apartment, my career is doing well, his, too." "We have a good car, a trustworthy maid, we travel abroad once a year... summing up, we lead a wonderful life!" " What might our marriage need?" " Sex!" "I think so, too!" "Who said joão and I don't have sex?" "You did!" "In your "perfect life" list you mentioned everything, but sex." "How often do you and João have sex a week?" "I'll pretend I didn't hear that." "Only a dissatisfied man seeks something outside the home." "This is something the common people say!" " The people are God's voice!" " Enough, Marion!" "If João wants a break, he can take it, it won't unsettle me!" "Tomorrow is a decisive day" "I can't waste my time with nonsense!" "I want to keep a cool head!" "Paulinho!" "Hurry up, I can't be late!" "Is that your outfit?" "Put on your uniform now!" "Mom, I'm already dressed!" "It's game day!" "The semi-final!" "Ah, ok." "I can't know it if you don't tell me, sorry!" "I did!" "You didn't!" "I did, too!" "You even wrote it on your phone!" "Paulinho's soccer day." "It must've been deleted." "Let's go!" "Mom is late!" "Ms. Alice, you need to get Paulinho's allergy medicine!" "Oh, Rosa, now you tell me?" "I told you yesterday!" "You even wrote it on the phone." "Hi, do you have a delivery for me?" "Some samples." "Son, come on." "Sonny, play well, ok?" "I wanna see lots of goals." "Mom, I'm the goalie!" "Ok, forget the goals." "Give me a kiss." "Go!" "Sorry, your grandma is picking you up today, ok?" "Your daddy has a lot..." "well, he can't take it." "Relax, mom." "Dad asked to have a break from you, not me." "What did you say, kid?" "We'll get over it." "Stretch it out." "Yes, now get down." "Stretch your back." "Come on, come on." "Come on, that's it." "Very slowly." "Smoothly." "Isn't that João's car?" "How about that blonde?" "Who's that blonde?" "Sorriso, chase the blonde and find out her apartment!" "What do you want, Marion?" "You won't guess what I just found out!" "João's got another woman" "João?" "I don't believe it." "I saw him going in!" "His car is outside the apartment." "I checked with the concierge." "Is that good enough for you?" "João is in apartment 1302 with another woman." "You know I'm no gossip, but this time... yeah, yeah, Marion." "Now let me work in peace, ok?" "Do you know where Barra Luna is?" "Go, João, go!" "Hi." "I live here." "And you're in there, too?" "No." "I..." "I'm just looking for my key." "We use a card here." "But... it used to be a key, right?" "Then they changed it, I got confused." "Yeah, they've changed it." "Hey, what's up?" "Don't you knock before coming in to clean?" "How about you?" "Lost anything here?" "Is João Luís Segretto staying here, by any chance?" "Yeah, he is!" "Why?" "Hi, Carlos." "The meeting was moved to 9:30 because of Olacyr's schedule." "Where are you?" "I'm coming, Carlos." "Focus on your work, your presentation." "Did you bust them?" " Don't bug me, Marion!" " She did!" "Alice, you're way late!" "Everyone's already in the room!" "Relax, Carlos, my tardiness is part of my tactics." "Only if it is suicidal!" "Good morning." "I'm sorry, gentlemen." "Gentlemen, what I have here isn't just our new line of toys." "I have the dream... of millions of parents who want the best for their children!" "Because for us, from happy toys, a toy is never just a toy, but what it represents for the future of a child." "That's why, now," "I'll proudly introduce our new happy earthworm line of toys!" "Is this the happy earthworm?" "No, it is not!" "Let me put this away, I don't know how that got... no..." "let go of it, please!" "Fired" "sorry." "This time it's my phone." "Ah, sure, it had to be you!" "What?" "This stuff had to be yours!" " Wow!" "Where did you find that?" " None of your business!" "Your low-class little toys ruined my life!" "Low-class, my ass!" "They're my working tools!" "I'm a sex pro." "I knew it!" "A call girl, of course." "Nope, I own a sex shop, baby." "Wait up, wait up!" "Do you think you can come to my place, judge me, offend me and just walk away?" "I didn't offend you." "Don't blame me." " This is the image you convey." " What image?" "I've never exchanged a word with you!" "To the wise, half a word is enough." "Actually, half a word, half a skirt, half a blouse, half a cup." "To sum up, the half things you wear that relay a whole image!" "Careful, I may tell you the image you relay." "Feel free, honey!" "You're unhappy, self-centered, workaholic, neglectful of your home, your family, who doesn't listen to anyone..." "and to top it all off:" "Who hasn't had great sex with your husband in years!" " Did I get it right?" " You got it all wrong!" "Alice... no talk now!" "Where's Paulinho?" " Shower, but he isn't the problem." " Talk about a bad day!" "Daughter, there's no denying your troubles." " No man can handle it." " What?" "A woman who only thinks about work and worse, never thinks about sex!" "Enough!" "I can't believe everything in life boils down to sex!" "Emotional life... what do you know about emotional dilemma?" "You solve everything in bed, right?" "Love is not just sex, sex, and sex!" "I can't stand this subject anymore!" "Alice, I didn't help you find out about João so you can learn what a jerk he is." "I did that to show you how wrong you are!" "See you!" "Daughter!" "You're selfish, Maria Eduarda!" "That's why I'm leaving!" "You have no family nor friends anymore!" "Now you don't have..." "my love anymore." "No!" "Don't go, Luis Eduardo!" "I can't live happily alone!" "Goodbye." "I can't be happy alone!" "I can't... contrary to popular belief, macaws aren't faithful to their partners." "The male can copulate with more than... come here, hunk!" "You!" "Yes, I'm talking to you!" "You!" "You self-centered person!" "Helpless!" "Alone!" "Unbalanced!" "Disoriented!" "And probably unemployed!" "Forgiving is the solution!" "Forgive yourself!" "Forgive your neighbor!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Or do you want to go on alone?" "Amen!" " What do you want?" " I'm sorry!" " Marcela!" " Marcela!" "Marcela, I'm sorry." " I did judge you!" " Yeah." "I was dumb, prejudiced and mean." " But..." " you're right!" "I'm a workaholic." "I mistreat my mom, neglect my son and I must be crappy in bed!" "My husband must be doing a hot blonde right now and I haven't had a good night of sex since... ever." " Actually, I..." " I wanna change my life and I wanted to start by saying I'm sorry." "That's all." "My God!" "Hey, the meeting is over!" "Bye!" "How are you?" "Good night." "How are you?" "Poor woman..." " any of them live in the building?" " All of them." "Do you want some tea?" "Sorry." "Sometimes I think the world is an orgy I was left out of!" "I don't understand why people think of sex all the time!" "That's not all life's about!" "I'm gonna ask you something I ask all my clients." "Have you ever had an orgasm?" "Of course!" "What kind of a woman's never had one?" "Millions!" "Most women think they have, but have never gotten even close." "Much less with their husbands." "I had one just with one man, to this day!" "I handled it myself the other times." "But I've had one!" "I've actually had many." " So, anyway..." " I love orgasms!" "So, tell me, how is it?" "What do you mean?" " Go." " What am I supposed to say?" "Orgasm?" "Orgasm... well, it's an orgasm, right?" "You get goosebumps... your body gets hot, right?" "Like hotel showers." "You know?" "You're having a cold shower and the water gets hot..." "I don't know." "Can you explain better?" "I don't know..." "I don't know how I can explain any better." "Like eastern-european movies!" "Have you ever seen one?" "It's the peak of orgasm!" "Like, the woman goes... that high "aah"... that's the peak of orgasm." " Rollercoaster!" " Rollercoaster?" "Perfect." "You're there, and you're going up... you're up there, afraid, and then you go down." "Orgasm!" "I think that's it." " No?" " Gee." "Your case is worse than I thought." "Come with me." "A sex shop, marcela?" "I'm not going in, much less in that seedy shop." "Hey!" "That's mine!" "Very good location, though." "What are you waiting for?" "I'm not comfortable." "They'll stare at me." "No way, come right in!" "69" " you're client no. 69!" " No, I'm not!" "You've just won the "hope kit"." "S, M, L, XL condoms and banana-flavored panties!" "Turn it off, guys!" "She's not even a client!" "Hey!" "Hello?" "She's a guest!" "Get off her, Rosendo!" "Sorry, Alice." "This promotion is usually a hit." " I can tell." " Good, huh?" "It's great!" "Wow!" "Choose whatever you want!" "Marcela, I don't think I'm "open enough" for that." "I suck at choosing!" "Every woman is born "open enough" for that." "And you don't choose the dildo, the dildo does the choosing!" "Quit being a square!" "Open your mind!" "Go for it, hotstuff!" "Where have I gotten into... my God, where would I stick this?" "It's walking!" "Ok, I get it!" "Why is everything so big?" "Oh, "magic rabbit surprise"." "Get off, Rosendo!" "What's up?" "Who's this guy?" "This critter came with the shop." "Here you are." "Have fun!" "Later." "Let's do it." ""Insert batteries under the bunny, between his legs."" "Ok." ""Turn him on under his little tale."" "Got it." "Some kind of bougie." ""Put him in a comfortable upright position, with his paws inside the..." oh, no." "Come on!" "I have to please this rabbit now?" "Wait up!" "I'm gonna do it my way." "My god... are you all right, mom?" "Yeah, sorry." "Mommy, daddy will come back!" "He's just taking a break." "Son, sit down." "Maybe your dad is not coming back." "Maybe this "break"" "is the beginning of new times." "Got it, mom." "Can I sleep with you?" "Are you afraid to sleep alone?" "No, but you are, aren't you?" "Tell me everything!" "Did you use it?" " No." "And I won't." " Yes, you will!" "Nope!" "I have more important stuff to worry about." "I have to look for a job, send out résumés... that's more urgent." "Nothing's more urgent than yourself!" "You won't let slide your personal life again!" "Relax, woman!" "I can't relax with a bunny between my legs!" "So the bunny is the problem?" "Then let's get an original model!" "Let's go clubbing and pick up some hot guys!" "What?" "No way, over my dead body!" "João asswipe calling what time should I come?" " Stinking!" " Does my breath stink?" "No, dummy!" "The party's awesome!" "The place is always exciting, huh?" " How long haven't you partied?" " João and I went out often." "We used to have corn soup in Catete, you know?" "Have you ever been there?" " No, but I'm dying to!" " It's great." "Guys, Alice." "Alice, guys!" "Nice to meet you." "Glad to meet you." " Hi!" " You are hot!" " Do you want some candy?" " Oh, yes!" "Yeah?" " Open your little mouth." " Strawberry?" " Yes!" "How about double dope?" " You're nuts!" " Are you ok, girl?" " Yeah, I am." "I am really high!" "What did you drink?" "Nothing, just some really sour candy." "You took ecstasy, crazy girl!" "Now relax, huh?" "Relax and loosen up!" " Don't think about bad stuff!" " Bad stuff?" "Why?" " Like what?" " Forget about your husband!" "And your mother, and your son!" "Work, loneliness, that kind of stuff!" "You shouldn't have said that!" "I'm as high as a kite!" "Am I high?" "So, Alice, did it hit you?" " No, I'm ok." " Don't you feel anything?" "Nothing!" "No finger, no hand!" "No arms, no legs, nothing." "I can't be deceived as a woman." "I always know who I'm dealing with." "How about you?" "Tell me about you." "Do you want to be a mother?" "You are right!" "A modern woman gotta have spare cash!" "I couldn't agree more!" " Let's go, Alice." " You're a warrior." "Dammit, bad trip." "Let's go home!" "She's wonderful, Marcela!" "You're wonderful!" "I'm sorry, lady." "She's spaced out." " I love you!" " Stop it!" "Wanna come with us?" "Ask her to come with us." "Stop it!" " I'm gonna pee in my pants!" " You had it coming!" "You didn't want to pee with me in that corner!" " Are you crazy?" " What?" "That was a cabstand!" "You're crazy!" "I'm crazy, Marcela!" "It struck me!" "I'm loving myself so much." "Some music." "I can make out" "I can kick some balls now I just have to dream" "I know where to go you know how to live, girlfriend!" "I want you like nobody else" "I want you, god willing" "I want you like you want me" "I want you, I want you" "I want you" "I can make out" "I can french-kiss, now... hey there, pussycat!" "I mean... hey there, bunny!" "Do you come here often?" "Poor thing." "That never happened when dad was here." "Never ever!" " So, how did you like it?" " I was awesome, Marcela!" "I never felt that!" "If that bunny sent me flowers I'd marry him!" "It was magic." "I knew you'd like it." "I'm not kidding, you have a social obligation!" "Every woman should try that!" "Everyone should know what an orgasm is like." " You have a gold mine!" " No way, Alice!" "I can barely make ends meet!" "Excuse my honesty, but you're running it to the ground!" "You have to market better!" "I can help you." "I'm a marketing expert!" "I've had a million ideas about how to market this!" "I do the marketing here." "Didn't you notice?" "I created the "69 promotion"." "Frankly, that promotion sucks." "I don't think so." "69!" "69!" "Ok, what are your ideas?" "Welcome to sexdelícia, the virtual sex shop that brings you pleasure." "e-commerce?" "Wow, such a great idea, Einstein!" "Alice, we'll be competing with about 5,000 better and bigger stores!" "Anyone can sell pleasure." "The question is:" "How do you deliver it?" "Look what i've done." "Get to know the exciting erotic product world with total discretion and secrecy in your home." "Home delivery?" "Just dial this number and one of our representatives will come to you." "If you don't go to pleasure, pleasure will come to you." "Alice, no offense." "Why'd I want that nonsense?" "You owe me!" "I lost my job because of you!" "But I gave you an orgasm!" "Nothing, Rosa." "Go back to bed." "Marcela, I trusted you." "Now you have to trust me." "It will work!" "I'll just have to click here, start advertising today and become your partner." "Send i want some info on whip 118." "We carry it, of course!" " No, it may hurt!" " That's why I want it, silly." "Do you have size-44 panties?" "Sure!" "Go-go boys?" "We do awesome parties!" " Any smaller size?" " All sizes." "I want the big one." "What's that "shock feature"?" "Does it have usb input?" "Come now!" "Just ask me how!" "Do you know what kind of people booked this visit?" "Future loyal clients looking for more pleasure." "Can I help you?" "Is your husband home?" "Wrong address, I told you!" "Rub it, blow on it... and lick it." " Lick it?" " You gotta lick it." "Yum!" "This is the anesthetic gel." "You can liberate every "play" area." " Do you like it?" " I do." "Edible panties!" "Can I try it?" "The strawberry ones are the top seller." "Always!" "Delicious." "Ms. Alice!" "These flowers are for you!" "Who sent them?" "Dunno." "I didn't read mr." "João's card." ""So?" "Have you thought about us?" "How about going on a lunch date?"" "Ms. Alice, what a sin!" "Flowers make life brighter!" "And to garnish funerals." "João's dead to me!" "I'll never forgive João!" "I should've slapped that bitch around!" "Isn't anybody going to open this door?" "I'll tell you something:" "If i saw that bitch, I'd thrash her ass!" "Right you are!" " Hi!" "Come in!" " Hi, guys!" "Thanks." "It's her!" "She didn't recognize me!" "The slut João was doing!" "She's a pretty-ass slut." "Grade a!" "Are you on her side or mine?" "I should've brought that cutting sm dildo for her." "The girls are nearly killing each other!" "Girls, right?" "I can tell!" "Denise, that woman over there." "Who's she?" "Daniele?" "She's beautiful, huh?" " Everybody loves her." " What a looker!" " Marcela!" " Sorry." "Beautiful and everybody loves her." "What good is being pretty if you're shallow and dumb?" " Appearances can be deceiving." " That's not Dani's case." "She's graduated in art history, speaks 3 languages, she is a published writer." " What book?" " Yeah!" ""Beauty behind appearances"." "Daniele Santucci?" " I love her!" " It's her!" " I know her!" " Me, too!" " Marcela, I'll go out." " Where?" "I'll throw a jealous fit in the balcony." " She's awesome!" " Wonderful!" "I don't want to think about João!" "Because he preferred to go back to his wife." "With that sorry husband talk, you know." ""I still love my wife."" "And then he told me he never wanted to see me anymore." "And I promised myself I wouldn't fight about it!" "As they say:" ""Married man, double the jam."" "If he doesn't want me anymore, I don't, either." "Let him go back to his wife!" "Hey, do you really need to squeeze her like that?" "Pilates requires a strong touch, Sorriso." "He's probing my limits!" "I'm worried about "his" limits!" " Mom, I gotta talk to you." " You remembered you have a mom?" "I need some advice." "Since when am I good for anything?" "Come on, I do need to meet you!" "Alice?" "Alice!" "He left the blonde for you?" " Mom!" " I'm sorry." "I didn't mean it like that." "Men are so undecided, right?" "But did he really dump her?" "He did." "What should I do?" " Do you still love him?" " I don't know." " Will you fight for him?" " I don't know." " Do you miss him?" " I don't know, either!" "When can you tell you fell out of love?" "You always know when you don't love someone." "When you don't know, there is a problem." " Here we are." " Wow!" "What a mansion!" "Wow, "asswipe" is powerful!" "Don't call him that, Marcela." "Take it easy." "Softening up already?" " You call him that." " No, I don't." "You sure do." "It's on your phone." "No, João was right when he said I barely looked at him." "To tell the truth, I don't even remember his face." "Wow, he looks like a different man!" "No, you're a brand new woman now!" " You look great." " You look gorgeous!" "Coming out great, huh?" "Remember Joca?" " From school?" " Exactly." "This house is his." "Good morning." "I wanna show you something." "That's the master bedroom." "It'll be a japanese suite." "Ofuro and all that jazz." "Corny, huh?" "But Joca is the client." "He's the boss." " So?" " What?" " Don't you have anything to tell me?" " No. "I" have nothing to tell you." " Are you sure, Alice?" " Sure I am!" "I have nothing to tell you!" "Damn." "You mean you couldn't take a minute of your life, a minute of your precious work to think about us?" "Is it too much to wonder if you missed me?" "How about you?" " You first." " No, you!" "You wouldn't listen to me!" "You just left!" "You left me a message!" "You screwed up first!" "So, I have the right to know first!" "Did you miss me?" "Or not?" "Does this answer your question?" "What's that, João?" "The same prosecco of our honeymoon." "That prosecco sucked." "It still does." "Remember our song?" "João, what are you driving at?" " Come here, come here." " I don't want to!" "Can you see that boat?" "Joca bought it just to impress his hot girlfriend." "My dream is to have a boat like that..." " and sail around." " With a hot blonde." "No, dummy!" " With you." " Stop it." "Remember that trip I wanted to take with you?" "João." "No, stop!" "That's not right!" "Quit it!" "Get off me!" "Alice." "I don't want to reach my 40s trying to impress 20-year-old girls." "That's not me!" "I don't want to be a Joca!" "I wanna fix things up with you." "In all regards." "Love." "Attention." " Sex..." " I had an orgasm." " Now?" " No." " With another guy?" " No!" "I had it alone." "For the first time, I know what a real orgasm is like!" "So you've never had one with me?" "I have!" "No, I haven't." "Ouch!" "Goddamn!" "If Joca finds out... screw him!" "You're thinking of Joca now?" "This bed is kinda noisy." "It sure is." "It's wonderful." "Wanna get back to me?" "Let me think about it... can I answer it my way?" "Partying hard, huh?" "I've missed our car." "Sonny!" " Guess who's here?" " Dad!" "I've missed you, kiddo!" " I have a surprise for you." " No kidding?" " Another boat!" " Cool, isn't it?" "Looks good, doesn't it?" " I'm glad you've made up." " Is it obvious?" "From a mile away!" "Hello?" "Hi." "Yes, I place the orders." "Who's speaking, please?" " Alice?" " 10 pieces of each product." "Alice!" "See if there are more in the stock." " I need to tell you something!" " No, you don't." "I'll tell you:" "You felt like arguing, and he felt like making up." "You played hard to get and he acted romantic." "He said he can't live without you and you bought it." "Neither of you had the guts to say... this Paquita is gorgeous!" "After all, what matters is that you're fine for the sake of love and family peace." "Am I right?" "Don't blame me for loving João and wanting to save my marriage." "I'm not like you, I don't know... how to vary my menu." ""Vary my menu?"" "I haven't had sex in two years." "Two years?" "But I see you dating a lot of guys!" "They're just friends." "And they're all gay." "Fags galore!" " Who made you so cold?" " Who told you someone did it?" "Marcela, I may be inexperienced, but I'm a woman." "Who's the guy?" "His name is Raul." "He was the best, the hottest and the most..." " happily married." " Ok." "We could have worked out, but not every man can take a woman who sells pleasure for a living." "They hate it if we know more than they do in bed." "I think that's bullshit." " You do?" " Yeah." "Have you told joão what line of work you're in?" "João?" "No, but..." "I'll tell him in a way he'll take it fine." "What kind of a joke is this, alice?" "What the hell..." " where are we?" "A new sex motel?" " You'll see soon enough." "Get out of here!" "Where are we?" "I don't know whether I like it." " Wait, wait." " What?" "Wait!" "Calm down." "It's not what you think." "Just see it with your very eyes." "Go." "Presto!" " A sex shop?" " Yeah." "Can you believe a sex shop can bring in about $ 40,000 a month?" "I can see you have penis rings." "Sure." "We have this model." "Yeah, but I need a bigger one." "Oh, yeah?" "Well... we have these ones, too." "I don't think you understand." "I need one this big." " Got it?" " Wow." "Your wife must be very lucky!" "Yeah." "If I were married." "I'd never want my wife to work at a place like this!" "Let's go, Alice." " Let's go." " Wait." " Hey, neighbors!" " Hi." " Going up?" " No, down." " We're in the garage." " Sure!" "Hello?" "Hi, Rosendo." "You can't find pepper gel?" "But who received it?" "Alice?" " Alice gaúcha?" " What a coincidence!" "I can't talk right now." "Call Alice, she must know where it is." "Talk to you later." "Bye." "Coworkers." "I know how it is." "Yes, I do know!" " Answer, hon." " It's not mine." "Your bag is ringing." "Who told you?" " No, it's not." " That ringtone is annoying." "It's not mine." " It's coming from there." " It's not!" " There!" " Ok." "Hello, I'm in the elevator, call back later." "I swear I tried, but I couldn't." "It's too new for João, even for me!" " Are you listening?" " I'm sorry, Alice." "I'm trying these new great panties." "It's called "singsex", it vibrates to music." " You have to try it." " I can't waste my time with that." "But João would love seeing you in one of these." "Does this really work?" "Oh, it does!" "Wow!" "So good!" "Hey, João!" "What a coincidence, huh?" "Our song was playing." "Great!" "It's just to let you know I'm stuck with a client" " and I can't go." " Where to?" "What do you mean?" "Paulinho's game!" " It's the final!" "You're not there yet?" " Was it today?" "Good afternoon, everyone!" "I'm really glad to see our whole family and our dear little players who'll compete in this championship." "This is Vasco, from grade 2B." "And representing Flamengo, the grade a team!" "Now we'll hear the anthems of the teams." "Let's sing from our hearts the maltese cross is my flag you bear the name of a heroic Portuguese" "Vasco da Gama, that's how you made your fame your numerous supporters are very merry from north to south across Brazil your star shines down on earth lights up the sea" "Vasco!" "Now Flamengo's anthem." "If you go Flamengo you'll remain Flamengo" "I'll always be Flamengo it's my biggest pleasure to see it shine be it on land or at sea win, win, win once Flamengo" "Flamengo to death in regattas, it kills me, mistreats me it stopped!" "Why did it stop?" "Why did it stop?" "Why did it stop?" "Son!" "I love you!" "See?" "Some women do love soccer, too!" "What's so funny?" " I loved it today." " Yeah, right." "You lost." "Yeah, but at least you were there!" "And you cheered more than anyone else." "You were never there before." "Sonny..." "I'm sorry, ok?" "Your mom knew nothing about being a boy." "Soccer, video games, boats... you and your dad get along so well, I feel like a 5th wheel." "Hey, believe me, I'm always supporting you." "Mr. Peregrino!" "Turn it down." "Just the little finger just the thumb oh, no" "it got there, got there, got there delicious oh, no" "oh, my God!" "João?" "Rosa?" "Oh, Ms. Alice, I'm so ashamed!" "Don't tell that to anyone, ok?" "But don't tell João, ok, rosa?" " Hi!" " Hey, hon!" "Where have you been, Rosa?" "I just called and no one answered." "I was steeping the beans." "Yeah." "That robe's mine, isn't it?" "Stop bugging Rosa, João!" "Let her be." "I gave her your robe." "And I gave her some old clothes of mine I don't wear anymore." " Excuse me." "I'm sorry, ok?" " Never mind." "I hope you like it." "Rosa, where's my juice?" "I got it." "I've made a reservation at Borsalino." " Why?" " What do you mean?" "Our wedding anniversary!" "Did you forget?" "Of course not." "It's on the 8th." "On the 10th." "Our anniversary is on the 10th!" " What are you thinking?" " I'm sorry." " I do my best." " No, Alice." "You do what you want!" "It's different." "Please, be patient." "My partner is never this late." "Ma'am, I'm asking you to open your bag." "Honey, you don't want to know what's in here." " Let me go." " We don't have all day!" "Open that bag already!" "Are you sure?" "Are you sure?" "Ok." "This is for your hysterics!" "This is for you." "You look like you do it in your socks!" "This is for your son." "Open this door!" "Open up!" "What did you bring this bag here for, you nuts?" "You're right, I have no inclination for this." "I made my son lie to my husband," "I almost killed my maid and I'm about to lose my husband again." "I can't do it." "I'm out of this business." " What's that?" " Our monthly profit." " Our profit?" " Yes." "Wow!" " I've never seen so many zeros!" " I know." "Me, neither." "The manager wants to lend me more money!" "First time ever!" "I don't know what to do with all this money!" "I do!" "Let's reinvest by increasing the sales team." "I can train the girls." "I can do it." "Shall we take the loan?" "I thought you were calling it quits?" "Did I say that?" "Hi!" "Alice, we have another applicant." "Great, where is she?" " Marion?" " My child?" " What are you doing here?" " You tell me first." "I saw the ad on the door." "You keep saying I'm retired and have too much free time, so I've decided to look for a job." "Now, what are you doing here?" "Cute!" " Is it made of silicone?" " Put that away, please." ""Vibrator"." "What is this for?" "Will you stop that?" "I need to know the products I'll sell." "But we won't hire you." " Aren't you the owner?" " Partner!" "I can't help you." "That's prejudice against senior citizens." "I could report you." "I just don't want to have to explain to you how to use Thai balls, you know?" "No need." "I've used it with Sorriso." "He loves it!" "Oh, no!" "I don't want to picture that!" "That would derange even freud!" "I want you very far from here." "Please!" "Ok, if that's how you want it, so be it." "I know I'm not an efficient professional, dedicated, educated" " and chic like you." " That's not it." "But my daughter is and I'm very proud of her." "Alice, regardless of what you do," "I'll always support you." "And let me give you a piece of advice." "I think you should tell your husband what you do." "And risk losing my marriage?" "Come on, daughter." "You can't have it all." "Right?" "Your mom made you feel embarrassed?" "Come on!" "Wouldn't you?" "Of course not." "She left me her shop when I was 16." "She left you a sex shop?" "Actually, it was a gay bar." "I turned it into a sex shop." "That explains why you're so sure of your sexuality, mature, not afraid of anything... marcela?" "Marcela?" "Down here!" "Are you nuts?" "Raul is here, I don't want him to see me!" " Where's he?" " Over there!" "With that lady!" "Wow, he's so hot!" "No!" "The other one, in a blue polo shirt!" "I don't want him to see me alone." "It's humiliating." "Wow." "He's... nice." "He's a hurricane in bed!" "But you're 10 times hotter than that girl!" " Marcela, get up!" " Let me go!" "Hi." "She's lost an earring." "Alice, I have to sneak out!" "Please!" "I beg you, help me to sneak out!" "Ok, let me think." "He's going to the bathroom." "Go, go, go!" "Hi." "What the hell..." "who are you?" "It doesn't matter." "Nobody asked me to do this, but I owe a friend a great deal and I have to tell you you've lost a great woman!" " You're Rebeca's friend." " Rebeca, my ass!" " I'm talking about Marcela!" " Marcela?" " How is she doing?" " Bad." "I have to tell you she still thinks of you and that she's never been fully happy with another man." " Did she tell you that?" " No." "I know it and so do you!" "I bet you dumped her because you thought she was too much for your..." "little toy." "But I'll tell you what:" "She's not." "And we never had this talk." "I'll never understand women." "Me, neither." "Hey, size doesn't... ok, Mrs. Lourdes, I'll see what I can do." " Bye." " Who was it?" "That old hag from 904." "We sold her a strap-on and now she says the strap won't fasten." "But I really need to work out!" "I sold it." "I'll handle it." "It works in your hands, but not strapped on." "I'll demonstrate it on you." " No!" "What the hell!" " Ok." "Ok, ok." "I'll demonstrate it on myself." "You strap it and pull it above the hip to strengthen up." "See?" "I told you!" " How will I unfasten this?" " Lourdes!" " My husband woke up." " Your husband's home?" " Hi." " Hello." "I didn't know we had visitors." "She's leaving now." "Am I?" "I'll use the stairs." "Thanks." "Hi, lady." "I'm sorry." "Pick up, Marcela." "Answer it!" " Alice?" " Hi, hon!" " Honey?" " I'm coming!" "Are you in the bathroom?" "You remembered our anniversary, huh?" " Did I?" "Oh, yes, I did." " I want to see my gift." "What is it going to be?" "What the hell!" " What the hell is that, alice?" " Calm down." " I can explain." " What the hell is that?" "It's not what you think!" " Let me talk." " I don't know what I think." " Let me explain!" " Get off!" " Get off me!" " Ok." "Get the hell off me!" "Let me explain!" " Stay there!" " João!" " Listen to me!" " Stop right there!" " There." " Wait!" "I'm going to ask you something." "Never ever chase me again..." "with that thing." "I just want to explain!" "Explain, but from a distance!" "Ok?" "From a distance." " And turn around." " Ok, I get it!" "What's wrong with you, alice?" "What did you mean to do with that?" " Me?" " Yeah." "I couldn't get it off." "But why did you put it on?" "Because..." "I didn't want our relationship to go cold again." " What?" " It's just a toy!" "So play with it alone!" "Because I have a toy that's just like that." "Frankly, I don't understand you." "When you don't think of work, you think of sex!" "Are these the only two things life is about?" "Life's more than that!" "I gotta tell you something about my job." "I don't care!" "If you ever want to talk about us, then I'll listen to you." "I'm honestly not in the mood to talk about your job today!" "Good night!" "I'll sleep in the couch." "Why?" " For safety." " Ok." " Move, move!" " Let me talk." "My God." " I'll leave it here." " Ok." "I'll get some more." "Did you tell joão everything?" "No." "It was not the right time." "There were some mishaps." " What mishaps?" " Never mind." "So, I have this friend..." " his wife is a little bit..." " yeah." " He talked about his wife..." " your friend, right?" "He says his wife is acting weird." "She brought some weird objects to bed." "I'll tell him next week after the erotic fair, without fail." "Marcela and I got a stand for sex delicious at Erotika Fair." "Can I go as a guest?" "I swear I won't get in the way!" "I'm not inviting you." "You're going as my employee." "You say I'm a workaholic, but you taught me that, you know." "I've never forgotten how hard you worked to raise me, to put me through school... so, that's the least I can do." "I want you to be with us at the fair tomorrow." "You can count on me." "It'll be a pleasure to work with my daughter." "It'll be a pleasure, mom." "Will you tell Sorriso?" "Over my dead body." "Tell your friend that's easy to solve." "A man can't let a woman boss him around in bed." " No?" " No." "Because soon enough she'll boss him around everywhere." "If she brings a toy, you should bring two." "If she brings a whip, you should bring a halter." " Come on!" " I'm telling you, young man!" "Tell you what:" "While the woman's planting peanuts, the man has to bring the peanut butter." "Amazing!" "I think I'm stuck in time." "I know a great mind-recycling place." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Perfect, rosendo." "Perfect!" "Fabiana, honey." "Put this couch over there." "Way over there." "Yeah, like that." "Great!" "Marcela?" "Raul?" "Wow, you here?" "What a surprise!" "Would you like to have breakfast with me?" "I can't right now." "No way." "I can come back later, we can have lunch." "She can go." "We'll take turns at lunchtime." "Ok, then." "We'll have lunch." "I'll come back later and we'll have lunch." " You know Raul?" " No." "But I thought he was so cute." "He is, isn't he?" "They think they're # 1, huh?" "Their stand is the most crowded at lunch." "Not anymore, that's about to change." "Rosendo, let it rip!" "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a big hand to the luggage girls!" "I can't believe you brought me to... an erotic fair!" "What's wrong with it?" "Don't be prejudiced!" "It's a fair like any other!" "Wanna open your mind or not?" "You liked it, huh?" "Yeah!" "You!" "Look at her face." "You can be one of us." "Because here profit is a sure thing and pleasure, baby, is guaranteed!" "We'll demonstrate our products." "Girls, let's do it!" "Music, DJ!" "Just the little finger" "just the thumb" "what's your number, bunny?" "The girls that get into this are all sluts." "All of them." "I'm going to ask you something!" "Go, go, go limp!" "That old lady in a mask there... just the little fingers ridiculous!" "Marion?" "Marion?" " Alice?" " João?" " That's Alice!" " It's not what you think, João!" "João!" "João!" "João!" "João!" "João!" "João?" " João?" " He's left." "Anything wrong, Ms. Alice?" "Everything that couldn't happen." " Do you know where he is?" " No, where?" "No, I'm asking you, you crazy woman!" "I don't know." "He got home, talked on the phone" " grabbed a bag and left." " Do you know who he talked to?" "I just heard him say something about a "frat"." " "Frat"?" " Yeah." "I heard him say:" ""See you at the 'frat"'." "At the flat?" " Alice?" " Yes, it's me." "Surprised I know about your sex pad?" " What the hell?" " Where's she?" "Wait!" "What right do you have to come here after all you did?" "Every right!" "I'm your wife and you have to respect me!" "Respect you?" "Respect you, Alice?" "Less than an hour ago you were on a stage squeezing an inflatable thing!" "You have a mistress!" "Admit it!" " Where's she?" " What mistress?" "What are you talking about?" " What do you mean?" " What's happening?" "This one!" "This is the one I'm talking about!" "Or will you tell me I'm out of my mind?" "Wait, weren't you that one... yes, hon." "It was me!" "I heard you two humping from the hall!" "Go, joão!" "Go!" "João!" "Go!" "You heard me humping." "Hi, guys." "Hi." " Is everything ok here?" " No!" "Holy mother of Jesus, two at the same time?" " You're greedy, huh?" " Quit it, Alice!" "Shut the hell up!" "You're disrespecting my friends!" "Daniele is Joca's girlfriend." "And Joca let me live here when we took a break." "Got it?" "Oh, Alice." "Don't you remember me?" "Don't tell me you're high school Joca." "I am!" "That's right." "João Carlos." "Joca." "Joca is short for João Carlos?" "Yeah." "João Carlos." "Joca." "Joca." "Yeah, but... didn't you break up?" "For a little while." "We made up and now we're getting married." "That's right." "So... let's make a toast!" "I'm sorry, guys." "I'm out!" "João, please!" " We can't fix things." " Try and understand me." "I thought you had an affair, because..." "I was insecure." "We barely had sex." "Could you not mention sex at least once?" " That was never a problem." " Yes, it was." " We got better, admit it!" " Alice, sex is always a problem, but never just sex!" "I didn't ask you for a break because of that!" "You weren't listening to me anymore." " You were avoiding me." " I know." "But I've changed!" "I was a workaholic, but I've changed." " No, you haven't." " I have!" "I think you've gotten worse." "You just traded one obsession for another." "I love you!" " I don't trust you anymore." " But I love you!" "How long were you going to hide your job?" "I love you!" "Didn't you hear what I said?" "I did, Alice." "But you're not listening." "For a change." " There." " Let me talk." " Hi, Marcela." " Good news." "More than 500 women filled out our form." "Out-of-staters want to work for us, girlfriend!" " We're a hit!" " Cool." "6 months later" "thanks." "Alice Segretto ceo" "take a look!" "You made it!" "Entrepreneur of the year we made it!" "You made it and I'll forever owe you this." " Come on, what did i do?" " I'm pregnant from raul!" "Are you ready?" "To be a housewife, with kids, husband and everything?" "You've been there, I haven't." "You've tried my lifestyle and liked it, now it's my turn." "And if I don't like it I can come back, right?" "Of course!" "But only after maternity leave, or we'll have to pay a fine." "You look great, mom." "Thanks, kiddo." "Look what I've found." " Won't you take your game?" " It's gotten old." "Your video game's gotten old?" "That's a miracle!" "You know what, mom?" "Sometimes it's cool, but playing alone sucks." "Yeah." "Yes, it is." "Did your dad tell you where you're going?" "What?" "I asked you if your dad told you where you're going." "He didn't tell me." "He said we're traveling by boat to this island." "Him, me and Shirlei." "She's cool." "I think she likes me and dad, too." "Who's Shirlei?" "Dad's here!" " Hi, dad!" " Hey, sonny!" " Hi." " Wow." "I hate to admit it, but it looks like work is doing you good." "Excuse me, I'm gonna change." "Enjoy the ride, sonny." "Ok, mom." "I've forgotten my allergy medications." "Darn it!" "Go get it, I'll wait." "No need!" "I put it in your backpack, with the mosquito repellant and the wool blanket you love." "Wow!" "You thought of everything." "Congratulations for the award." "Thanks." "Bye, mom." "Wait up, son!" "Don't forget the Fluminense towel I got you!" "I'm a Flamengo fan!" "Gotcha, kiddo!" "Didn't I?" "Huh?" "You got me." " Bye, have a nice trip!" " Bye." " Bye, take care." " Bye." "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen." "Welcome to the 39th "entrepreneur of the year" award." "Let's give a big hand to Mr. Carlos Henrique Soler from happy toys." "Carlos?" "I'm really glad for this award and I'd like to dedicate it to my family, who's always supported me and been there for me." "This award goes to you." "Continuing the awards, under the advanced marketing category," "I'd like to call on stage" "Mr. Vitor Mendes Villa and Mr. Marcelo Ferreira..." ""congrats, mom!" "You deserve it."" "Shirlei?" "Let's go." "And now the biggest award of the night." "The crowning of a young entrepreneur, she's modern and daring, and has delivered pleasure to millions of brazilians with her talent and entrepreneurship." "Alice Segretto, from Sexdelícia, Inc." "Good afternoon." "I'm not the young entrepreneur, as you can see." "I'm Alice's mother." "And I'm proudly representing her today." "Alice has always been dedicated." "Always focused on her work." "Certain that she'd get there someday." "I don't know whether she did it, because chasing dreams is hard." "It requires dedication, many sacrifices and sometimes a few losses." "Attaboy!" "And these losses, many times, make us reassess some fundamental values." "And due to this rediscovery of some values" "Alice wasn't able to be here tonight." "Answer, João!" "Pick it up!" "Pick it up!" "Maybe the biggest achievement isn't to celebrate alone the happiness of a professional accomplishment." "João!" "Paulinho!" "Wait!" "João!" "João!" "Maybe the real achievement is to find someone to share that accomplishment with." "João!" " Dad!" " Shoot." " Can mom swim?" " No, why?" "Then run, because she just dived into the water!" "Alice, talk to me." " Are you all right?" " Oh, João!" " Thank god." " Paulinho, my son!" "I want to travel with you." "Why didn't you tell us before?" "I thought you..." "I thought you were going to die." "And I thought I'd live without you, isn't that worse?" " Are you sure about that?" " I am." "But... what about Shirlei?" "Shirlei!" "Do you want to eat now or after the boat sets sail?" "Later is fine, Shirlei." " Later is fine." " That's Shirlei?" "Yeah, why?" "Don't you like her?" "No, I do, a lot." "Hi, Shirlei." "Glad to meet you." "She's looks nice, doesn't she?" "Hi, Marcela." "Where are you?" "Two american businessmen want to talk to you." "They want to take the Sexdelícia concept to the us." "They'll be in Brazil for two days only." "It's a once-in-a-lifetime chance!" "We'll make dollars." "If you want to go back, we'll understand." "Yeah, mom." "Go!" "Isn't that your dream?" "So, Alice?" "Are you coming or not?" "Mom!" "It was an iphone!" "Yeah, son." "You can't have it all." "Pick it up!" "Pick it up!" "Marcela!" "It's me, Alice." "This is my backup cell phone." "Write down the number." "So, what's up?" "Did the gringos close the deal?" "I don't believe it!" "Mommy!" "15 Sexdelícia stores in new york!" "Hurray!" "Alice?" "Ok, confirm the trip for next week." "Bye!" "Do you know why a dildo is a woman's best friend?" " It's pregnancy-free." " Std-free." "When you're sick of it, just put it away." "And no "where are you going?" "When are you coming back?"" "Are you sure it makes it big?" "It makes it "bigger"." "This is the "ab shaper" for your little darling." "It'll be all ripped and wet." " Anything else to show me?" " Yes!" "This is... my God!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "She's a bitch." "I knew it." "Let go, come on." "This is expensive." "Let it go!" "Let it go!" "You're talking about sex?" "What's going on?" "What's that twinkle in your eyes?" "Your skin, your hair... that perfume..." " you got a new man?" " Of course not." " A new woman?" " I need some water." "What's wrong?" "That's so normal today!" "People go gay!" "Unsatisfied women hold the glass like this:" "With the fingertips." "Satisfied women hold the glass like this:" "With their whole hand." "Just like you're holding it now." "Got it." "Give it to me." "Am I right?" "Go look for a job, marion!" "I got it right!" "I knew it!" "Translation:" "José Moreira da Silva subtitling:" "4estações"