"Where is he?" "Next diver, Zheng Jun, 5225B" "Zheng Jun!" "Zheng Jun!" "Zheng Jun!" " Zheng Jun!" "What's going on?" " Zheng Jun!" " Jheng Jun!" "The third victim in the mysterious "smile murders"" "Turned up today." "The deceased is diving star Zheng Jun." "Eyewitness accounts state he died suddenly in mid-air, during a dive." "The cause of death is unknown." "Later that night crowds of Zheng Jun's fans gathered to mourn his death." "While expressing their grief, mourners also called for answers from the police, demanding to know what measures are being taken to solve the case." "With pressure on the police mounting from mourners and bereaved family members," "Police Commissioner Ma stated in an interview yesterday that she would soon be making a public statement." "Next is entertainment news." "BADGES OF FURY" " I'm a cop." " Excuse me, two wiskeys," "I'm a cop..." " I'm a cop..." " Knock it off!" "the whole world will know you're a cop!" "Madam, you said this was a Scottish theme party..." "That's right..." "Are you sure this isn't a Scottish crossdressing party?" "Who said that?" "I got that kilt on vacation in Scotland two years ago." "For myself." "What?" "Ooooh!" "Bomb!" "What?" "Huang Fei Hong, what did you say?" "Four 2's!" "Where are you?" "Hello!" "What are you staring at?" "Show him the royal flush!" "Hello!" "This chef's got beated so hard!" "The exchanged is in the dance hall," "Why are you in the back kitchen?" "I'm obviously laying in ambush" "The minute they see a problem, they'll try to leave through the kitchen." "I say show him the royal flush!" "Four 2's came out, now the ace is the highest." "Just show him the royal flush!" "That, right here, is a man who understands fashion!" "It's not every man who can put on a dress and pull it off!" "And look at you, taking a designer skirt, and murdering it." "How are you any different from a murderer?" "A murderer!" "You're making fun of me?" "Yeah!" "Laughing at me?" "Wang Bu Er, calm down!" "Mocking at me?" "He just means he's enjoying the spectacle of you, is all!" "Not everyone understands fashion." "Respect the man's trade." "He's so rude!" "Madam, if I believed that, my name wouldn't be Wang Bu Er!" "my name wouldn't be Wang Bu Er!" "That's right, your name wouldn't be Bu Er, because that's not a stupid name at all!" "Madam, let's switch channels." "What's the matter?" "Madam, I have to ask you something." "Why did you make Huang my Partner?" "Is that a problem?" "I just want to know why." "Because you're too impulsive!" "Hang is a grizzled old cop who survives." "I figured if anybody could neutralize you, it's him." "Umm..." "I don't want to interrupt, but I'm not a grizzled old cop." "I'm a nicely-aged veteran." "Channel 3." "Look, with a cop like Huang, he can't make it as a pop idol, he can't act, he talks too much, and he's trouble." "How did he make it on the force?" "He might be old, and obnoxious, and talk too much," "But he solved a lot of big cases when he was young." "He's made it this far beacuse he's good at his job." "Thank you, Madam!" "How are you still listening?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "You think I want to listen?" "With the way you're changing frequencies, if I can still hear you, it's a good bet the suspects can hear you, too." "It's been a long time!" " Yes it has, did you miss me?" " I missed your goods." "Whatever you missed, I have!" "Team A reports a visual on target!" "Everyone get ready!" "Stay on alert." "Remember, we don't move until both the money and the merchandise change hands." "A Scottish jig!" "The money?" "The goods?" "Quit it!" "Hurry up!" "Hurry!" "Alright, money!" "Get colser..." "Boss." "These guys don't waste time!" "Money and merch are on the table!" "Wang Bu Er, get back to position!" "Wait until they exchanged the meney and the merchandise!" "Before that, don't them get suspicious!" "Chen Hu!" "Chen Hu?" "What's a Chen Hu?" "Chen Hu, the crime boss who disappeared 7 years ago!" "Where?" "Short hair, black trenchcoat, heading in my direction." "It is Chen Hu!" "It's Chen Hu!" "No away, just when we're about to wrap up, we get a Chen Hu!" "Wang Bu Er, get back to position!" "Tonight the target is Guo Xiao Bao!" "I'll send Team C to pick up Chen Hu." "This can't wait anymore." "Chen Hu is a dangerous criminal." "Special cases like him deserve special task forces." "We've already waited 7 years!" "We can't wait any more!" "What are you worried about?" "We've waited 7 years, we can wait a little longer." "How much longer?" "Until I retire." "Wait..." " Now, it's time for tonight's prize drawing," " What happened?" ""Fate's Lucky Choice"!" "Let's get started!" "I'd like everyon's attention, because tonight's lucky winner is... is This gentleman!" "Police!" "I wasn't laughing at you!" "I swear..." "Long time no see!" "That's quite a short skirt!" "Madam..." "What are you hearing?" "I'm listening to the sound of my career going up in smokes." "Madam, "smoke" is uncountable." "Hanung Fei Hong, Hunag Fei Hong, go hlep Wang Bu Er!" "Hung Fei Hong?" "Hung Fei Hong?" "Hung Fei Hong?" "Ahhh!" "Who exactly are you?" "Oh, right, forget to introduce myselft..." "Police!" "Chen Hu!" "The long arm of the law always gets its man!" "Nice line." "You're a nexus for the universe's incompetence." "It was a simple case." "Both suspects escaped, we lost the goods and the evidence, and Chen Hu, one of our most wanted men, also got away!" "So what happened, exactly?" "Do you want me to get so mad that I bite down on my gun?" "Madam!" "We weren't expecting Chen Hu." "I've already taken temporary measures to minimize the damage." "You pulverized the bar, that's your minimized damage?" "All that proves is that you don't know what you're doing!" "You idiots!" "You morons!" "Your wastes of air!" "Thank you, Madam!" "For what?" "I'm thinking exactly what you are." "I always tell them..." "I always say, the chief is smart, listen to her!" "Cut the Bullshit!" "I have 18 people lying in the hospital and a million-dollar bill from the bar." "Who's plying for this?" "Who's taking responsibillity?" "Me!" "This wasn't their fault." "If you see fit to consign me to a desk, i'll take it!" "Fine!" "Starting tomorrow, you're my secretary!" "I know nothing about computers." "You theree are going to write me a very detailed report, and if I don't like it, you guard the parking garage from now on!" "Yes, Madam..." "The workday is over, we'll write it tomorrow." "Do you know why I'm still a police officer?" "I have a master's degree in criminal investigation, and another in criminal psychology." "When I was a detective," "I solved two major cases and won three awards for excellence." "But with all that, I still haven't been promoted." "Do you know why?" "Because you're stupid." "I'm stupid?" "You are the source of my stupidity!" "Me?" "If it weren't for you, I'd be commissioner already!" "Do you think you'd have any success if it weren't for me?" "Do you remember the Causeway Bay vice roundup, and the thief I caught in Sham Shui Po two years ago?" "How could I forget?" "We didn't catch a single thief or a single prostitute." "But on the same raid, I found a counterfeiting ring, and caught a serial killer in a brothel." "Don't you get it?" "Where would you be if it weren't for me?" "Now get on your knees and thank me!" "Me, kneel and thank you?" "If the day actually comes when you help me solve cases," "I'll build a shrine" " and burn incense with you." " But not to me?" "If not to me, then to who?" "Your tombstone!" "Again with the fighting?" "Just get married." "We fight, so we should get married?" "By the logic, I should marry you!" "If you married me," "I'd naver come home and you're die pining for me!" "Do you actually think I'd marry you?" "I'd be scared you couldn't handle the loneliness." "Touch me if you want get hurt!" " Dare you hurt me!" " Stop stop, let go!" " Hey, stop!" " Yeah, I will marry you!" "Let's go, go get married!" "Go!" "Get moving!" "Who caught the suspect last night?" "You're a hero, sir!" "These are top-secret files." "This is the head of an internet film piracy group that we interpol have been chasing for five years!" "Bi Touren." "BitTorrent?" "In those years, he uploaded illegal copies of movies, includeing "Love is Not Blind"..." "Have you seen it?" "He didn't know what he was doing." "Go easy on him." "Lately he's been focusing on domestic kung fu movies, like "Fearless"," ""The Flying Swords of Dragon Gate"..." "Hey, you look kind of familiar." "Piracy is theft!" "Monsters like that should be shot!" "Actually I was the one who caught him." "Actually, I planned the whole operation." "I was in command." "Congratulations." "Just doing my job." "Wait a second." "may I have your attention, please!" "Don't worry," "I was just taking a picture to remember this by." "Say cheese!" "Babe, finally, you picked up the phone." "Listen, don't get mad, don't get mad." "Just let me explain, okay?" "All want is one more chance, okay?" "Oh shut up!" "Detective Wang!" "The deceased was Wang Feng, male, 32, a real estate project manager" "He was unmarried, had diabetes, and was a member of Greenpeace, an environmentalist." "Miu Miu?" "Orange juice..." "This is a murder." "And I think, the murderer is a jilted, and perverted, lover who drinks orange juice, and wears fake Miu Miu heels," "Why did it have to be you?" "It's a cruel god that makes me bring you in myself." "I know how the story began, but I naver guessed it would come to this." "I don't want our relationship to end like this either, but I'm a police officer," "and this is my duty." "Yeah, yeah, you're a cop," "You think this is "infemal Affairs"?" "Can you maybe use your brain?" "Are bad guys that easy to catch?" "I just spilled the drink a minute ago, and I bought these shoes in Europe, and they're genuine." "You, take those stupid glasses off." "You're here to gather evidence, not pretend you're cool." "Hey, help us out, alright?" "Bring it over here." "Okay, turn it." "By my observatins, I deduce this is a murder case." "By your observations, even I should be in jail." "Where's your evidence?" "Who would commit suicide by drowning themselves in cement?" "Get him back to the station." "Madam, the piece of cement is too big." "He won't fit in the van." "So get a bigger vehicle." "If we call now, they won't be here for another hour." "Then wait." "There might be important evidence in his phone." "Don't break it." "If you want something done, do it now." "Waiting is for the helpless." "Go examine this cell phone." "Wang Bu Er!" "How is the autopsy on this body coming?" "We've been sitting on our butts too long," "We need a case we can solve!" "I don't know." "I'm the janitor." "How is the autopsy on this body coming?" "We've been siting on our butts too long, we need a case we can solve!" "I've done tests, but I can't find an obvious reason for death." "I don't think this is a suicide, though." "Why?" "Because of how he looks," "What about it?" "He's smiling." "Do you remember the "smile murders" case?" "Sure." "The only similarity was the smile on their faces." "So I think it's the same killer, a serial killer." "A serial killer!" "And, I've discovered the same woman present at each of the victims funerals." "She wore that?" "Criminal psycohology says murderers go to the funerals of their victims to relive the thrill of the murder." "Wow, that's sick!" "And if he said pigs could climb trees," "You'd believe that, too." "They're climbing now!" "Go look!" "The woman's name is Liu Ji¤Ñ..." "Liu Jin Shui." "She's the ex-girlfriend of every dead body here." "Crimes of passion." "I think that's a good analysis," "Really?" "You think so too?" "Right, it just hit its five day average again." "If you ask me, in the next three days, this stock is definitely going up." "Hey, keep personal calls on personal time." "Okay, that's it for now." "Wang Bu Er, the motive here is obvious." "We cant's afford any more delays." "We need the murder suspect apprehended!" "Where's Bu Er?" "You're his boss, and I'm not his nanny." "We face many challenges in our society." "With a unified will, we can face and overcome these obstacles." "We can bridge the divisions that separate us." "Look out!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Hold on, hold on..." "Get that shot!" "Get that shot!" "Get that shot!" "Get that shot!" "That was beautiful." " We got that scene just now, right?" " Yeah." "That scene was probably the best work I've ever done as a director." "it Just came together, perfectly." "With your directorial talent, you make it look easy." "Of course." "Who are you?" "The police!" "The police?" "Why did you kill your boyfriends?" "What are you saying?" "You have the right to remain silent." "Everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law." "Our lead actress is a murderer?" "Oh, we can sell that!" "We can... sell that." "Let's do good cop bad cop." "You be the bad cop." "You get to be the good cop?" "And I'm the bad cop." "Why?" "Anyone could see" "I'm a more convincing good cop." "If you were playing an idiot, you'd get an Oscar." "What?" "When we go in there, let's do the good cop bad cop routine." "You play the bad cop." "I'm the bad cop?" "Why do I have to be the bad cop." "I'm a more convincing good cop." "So what are you saying I look like?" "I'm not saying you look like anything." "I'm just saying, comparatively," "I seem nicer." "But I'm a better actress." "That's exactly right." "I'm a terrible actor, so I can only play myself." "You know, that's kind of true." "You have to be really nasty." "Really nasty?" "Swear at her." "Then beat her up." "Beat her up?" "That's no good." "I don't mean really hit her," "I mean, make it like you're about to, then I'll restrain you." "and then I'll hit you." "Why are you going to hit me?" "I'm the good cop, you're the bad cop, right?" "I don't agree with you hitting her." "Am I right?" " This is crazy!" " Fine..." "Miss Liu, you're even more beautiful in person than the movies." "You killed them, right?" "Confess." "It wasn't me." "I don't know why they died." "It's a shame this isn't a movie, because you're a good actress." "You don't know why they died, so you're blaming me." "Incompetent!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Don't be nervous..." "Don't be nervous..." "Don't be nervous..." "Don't be nervous..." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "You said I'm incompetent?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "Let me go!" "She can't handle a punch from you!" "Calm down..." "Calm down..." "Sit down, sit down..." "Calm down..." "Calm down..." "Miss Liu, don't be frightened, we're just doing our jobs." "Please continue." "I didn't do it, there's nothing to admit." "Why don't you tell me why I would kill them?" "Well, and this is just my presonal opinion, after your four ex-boyfriends dumped you like a bag of old pantyhose," "You didn't feel like it was fair, so you killed them." "A woman at your age, with no boyfriend, no one to pay attention to you, no one to spoil you, no one to love you..." "Every day, you wake up and go to work, and you see the street full of couples, while you're alone, and it's sad, actually." "When we take a woman like you, and toss you out alone into the cold, wide, world, you're a ticking time bomb." "What are you talking about?" "Madam!" "You have a lot of reports to write." "More reports?" "One about why you broke the trash can, one on why you arrested a suspect without evidence, oh, one on why a film company is filling suit against us," "And if you don't let her go, you'll have another to write." "Quit saying "you" all the time, We're all cops." "You arrested her." "I wasn't there." "Let her go." "Why should I?" "Commissioner's orders." "Right, uh, Miss Liu, we're sorry for taking up your valuable time." "If you'll just take a look at this and sign if there're no problem, you can go." "Did the power go out?" "Every man here is staring at me," "Why are you pretending not to?" "I'm not into girls." "I think you're scared of your wife." "You know why we have so many harassment cases?" "Do you see what she's wearing?" "Just because I show it doesn't mean you can touch it." "Have you seen enough?" "Miss, who are you looking for?" "My little sister." "Your little sister?" "My instincts tell me this big sister is a problem." "Big sister?" "Who?" "Liu Jin Shui's big sister." "My instincts tell me the workday is over." "Gao Min..." "Jin Shui..." "Are you okay?" "Jin Shui..." "You've got some nerve, bringing my cousin's ex-boyfriend out to show off like this." "Are you out to steal everything she has?" "Hey, leave it alone." "Sometimes, things happen that nobody expects." "And with love, sometimes you can't help it." "sometimes two people are drawn to each other." "The most important thing in life is happiness, isn't it?" "And you're her maternal cousin, you're not my direct relative, if I'm not mistaken?" "Are you hungry?" "Want me to make something to put in your tum-tum?" "Sis," "I'm not in the mood for this." "You and Gao Min go home, okay?" "Don't say I'm being crazy, she's jealous of you." "Why should she be?" "She's my sister." "if she wasn't jealous, why would steal your boyfriends?" "I don't know why, but she seems different lately." "This is the victim's residence." "Yes, of course it's the victim's residence." "The search warrant?" "No warrant." "if we show them the search warrant, the people in the house will have their guard up." "It could influence what evidence we can gather." "Alright, but if there's someone there, what do we do?" "I checked, he lived alone." "Now no one's here." "Then why aren't we using the search warrant?" "I forgot it." "You forgot?" "Why in grace's name do I have to know you." "Because you're blessed." "Blessed?" "If you can't even handle this, I don't know how you became a sergeant!" "With my brain!" "I'll toss you up." "Toss?" "Can you climb up?" "How much do you weigh?" "75 pounds..." "There you go!" " You..." "You're trying to kill me!" " As a police officer, you should know better than to provide false evidence!" "You're not 75 pounds!" "I've been eating a lot lately..." "I might be around 85 right now." "How much?" "Okay, 120!" "Again!" "Again?" "Come on!" "150!" "I am not!" "There's... glass...!" "Wang Bu Er, I will kill you!" "There's someone here!" "Who are you?" "I..." "Hey, get me out of here first!" "Hey!" "Get me out!" "You..." "Me." "If you'd said you were the insurance agent, I wouldn't have bad to beat you so bad!" "You... you didn't say were po lice." "Hey, look at these." "Look, our victim obviously had relationships with both of these women." "And it's very possible that he wanted to marry one of them." "It's suicide to ask two women to share one diamond." "Good, then we don't need to pay compensation." "When did the deceased buy insurance?" "Not... not more than a week ago." "It became effective on the day he died." "Who was the beneficiary?" "00:38:39,052 -- 00:38:40,021 I..." "What?" "I..." "I can't tell you..." "Sign it." "You're the beneficiary?" "If you love me, sign it!" "It's called "Love's Guarantee"." "We have to break up." "The truth is," "I'm still in love with your sister." "You men are all the same." "Every time, you date my sister, then tell me you love me, until I start to get serious." "then you all want to run back to her." "And you're all shameless enough to propose to her!" "Listen." "I migth dress a little sexier." "but I keep my promise." "I'm going to propose to your sister." "Fine." "If you don't love me, sing it." "Sign it if I don't love you?" ""Love's Compensation."" "You won't be stealing your sister's boyfriends anymore." "I'm the last one." "We'll see." "Hello, Uncle Liu." " He's asleep?" " He is." "Um, about your movie and what happened with it... sorry to hear about that." "I don't know why..." "These last few years, nothing good has happened to me." "The Eyes of Heaven" " Fortune Teller" "I don't believe in this stuff." "Forget it." "We're here already, and I heard he's good." "he has "the eyes of heaven", he can see everything." "Did you see that?" "He knows we're here." "Maybe that's why." "Let's go in." "Master, I never pictured you as such a stylish man!" "Fortune telling is actually just the scientific analysis of sufficient data." "Miss, you're an actress and you're here to ask about your career?" "Tell us about her love life!" "We'll get to that." "You were born in 1982, in the second lunar month?" "How did you know that?" "Because you filled that in when you made the appointment for her." "Did you see I made the appointment six months ago?" "You've had significant difficulties in your career lately." "You can't land a leading role." "But how could you know that?" "Entertainment news." "Some stupid cop went and wreaked havoc on your set, everyone knows that." "Look." "Eyes of Haven, could you tell us one of your own predictions?" "Of course." "The whites of your eyes are full of red lines," "What does that mean, Master?" "That means she may have stayed up all night, she's had too much alcohol, she just got done crying, or she has an eye infection." "Enough, let's go." "But!" "The blood vessels on the upper part of the whites of your eyes are straight and vertical!" "You're under a curse!" "Yeah right!" "The curse you're under is called the Star of Solitude, it means you'll always be alone!" "And..." "And only women can set this curse." "Master, is there any way to remove it?" "Yes." "Get the person cursing her to stop." "Why did you bring me to Yi Yi's house?" "So you could find out the truth." "Don't be stupid, alright?" "He was a fraud!" "If you don't go, I will." "Wait!" "You?" "What you hungry now?" "Why did you put a curse on your sister?" "Yor're crazy!" "What is it that makes you want to hurt her?" "Come on, let's go!" "Quit causing problems for everyone!" "I'm asking you a question!" "Your sister is good to you, so why do you steal her boyfriends?" "I don't steal them, ³­ ¾È "¯¾ú¾î¿ä, they dumped her all by themselves!" "What did you say?" "I said, stop trying to be a movie star in real life." "Sure, in the movies, all the men love you." "In real life, your men love me." "Now, is that my problem, or is that your problem?" "All these years you're never understood me." "I don't want to be a star," "I want to be a actress." "She's already inside." "Do you want me to come up and talk about it?" "No." "I want to be alone!" "Give me one more chance!" "I know I was wrong, but once I was with her, I missed you every single day!" "I just..." "I got confused." "Leave me alone!" "Jin Shui!" "Jin Shui!" "Jin Shui!" "I love you!" "Marry me!" "Are you serious?" "Even here, you can eat?" "I can't get off work on time, and now I can't eat on time?" "It's weird." "Why do all the victims have that smile?" "Yeah, they all have that smile." "Maybe something hit him in the acupressure point for laughter." "You've been reading too many kung fu novels." "Just because you don't know doesn't mean it's not real." "Doctor, um, where is the laughter acupressure point?" "According to Western medicine, there's no such thing!" "You don't know where they are?" "On the bottom of your foot, and here." "Just kidding, just kidding." "If you believe that, then I know the Jax Arm Pull." "If there really is an acupressure point for laughter," "I'll serve you tea and give you massages, and I'll marry you..." "I'll go write the report, bye." "Why is my picture up there?" "Anyone who has a relationship with the suspect goes up there," "But here... there's a blank spot, and I didn't know who to put here." "Anyone with a relationship?" "We have a realtionship." "Shouldn't your picture be next to mine?" "What kind of a relationship are we supposed to have?" "I'm your superior, and I have better taste than that..." "We're partners!" "And of course we have a relationship as partners." "Exactly." "We work together, with one will and one heart." "Right..." "And it raises our effectiveness as police." "Yeah, alright, then raise it, increase it..." "Chief, I'd like to file a complaint." "One of my co-workers" " is trading stocks on company time." " Okay, that's all." "Am i?" "Do you have proof?" "Well, then what were you doing?" "I'm raising my insurance coverage!" "Is there a difference?" "Yes, there is." "If I didn't increase my coverage, the insurance company wouldn't tell me who the beneficiary of the victims insurance policies was." "Who was it?" "Dai Yi Yi?" "She's the biggest suspect right now." "Where's Wang Bu Er?" "Don't worry about the fine print, there's nothing in there to hurt you." "All you have to do is initial Page 4, 8," "12, 13, and 14." "Okay, well, then..." "look, look!" "Everyone look!" "That's a lot of insurance!" "I'm looking, i'm looking..." "Uncle Lucky, making your men buy life insurance from me was very generous." "No man has ever made me feel so secure." "You bet." "You know what they call Uncle Lucky?" "Tiger Crane Lucky!" "A tiger over here, a crane over there!" "One man, two animals!" "Brothers!" "Your life insurance today is on me!" "Alright!" "Good!" "Thank you." "Uncle Lucky!" "Dai Yi Yi!" "What'll you have?" "Police!" "You... you're Dai Yi Yi?" "Yeah." "Uncle Lucky, I'm scared." "I don't know that man." "Him?" "Don't warry, I'll handle him." "Hey, what's the problem?" "I'm a cop, working a case." "You ever heard of Tiger Crane Lucky?" "Go home if you know what's good for you." "You can still walk out of here with your face intact!" "Get him out of here!" "What are you laughing at?" "Get out of here!" "Boys, stir-fry him." "Hey!" "Get moving!" "Go!" "Hey!" "Get him!" "After him!" "After him!" "After him!" "Hurry!" "This way!" "Ater him!" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Ater him!" "Hurry!" "Where did he go?" "I think he went that way." "Let's go!" "God!" "I'm gonna need a shower!" "Uncle Lucky, over here!" "I know, I know..." "You can't see I can barely breathe?" "!" " This guy's wearing me out." " Uncle Lucky, hurry!" "When criminals know kung fu, they're unstoppable!" "Police!" "I look good today, right?" "Yeah." "You're lucky today, because you get to be the good cop, and I'll be the bad cop." "With how you look, you couldn't be evil." "I'm more of a bad guy." "Come on, for work." "Out of the way." "You're lucky today, because you get to be the good cop, and I'll be the bad cop." "Fine." "Dai Yi Yi!" "Wow..." "What?" "Miss Dai, we're very grateful for your cooperation today." "Miss Dai..." "Hello." "You probably didn't kill those guys," "Wang Bu Er, I'd like to have a word with you." "Come outside with me." "Go!" "Excuse me." "Go!" "What was that?" "I thought you were the bad cop!" "I was playing by instinct." "The minute I stepped in there I just felt she's... innocent." "innocent my tuchus." "I'll be the bad cop, and you, you don't talk to me." "We know you killed them, so just come clean, and we can all save a lot of time." "Fine, I killed them." "Did you really kill them?" "No." "Then why did you say you did?" "You told me to." "I'm cooperating with the police." "You wanna play games with me?" "Sit down, clam down." "This is very impolite." "Don't worry." "Why did you make them buy insurance?" "Because I sell insurance." "So we have reason to suspect you." "You murdered them for the insurance payouts." "Evidence?" "We found these in your house." "They're almost identical to the needle we found on one of the victims." "How do you explain that?" "It's a nomal thing for people to have sewing needles around the house." "Don't tell me you don't have sewing needles..." "You're the national darts champion, throwing needles would be easy for you." "How do you explain that?" "So knowing darts means I can throw needles?" "I guess people who play soccer know kickboxing, too." "She has a really good point." "From the stuffy old clothes you're wearing, and your temper," "I'd say you're chronically single, right?" "Who the heck are you talking about, you catty skank?" "!" "Release her!" "You bet I will I'm the sergeant here, and I decide when she goes!" "Her always is here, and she has an alibi." "You understand me." "Liu Jin Shui." "ID?" "Sign here." "Alright, you can go." "Jin Shui, forgive me..." "I just got confused." "I couldn't resist the temptation." "But you're the one love." "Jin Shui, you told me once that the men who date you end up under a curse, bad things happen to all of them." "To tell you the truth," "I tried to quit you, but after everything these last few months," "I know I can't..." "If I can be with you," "I'm not scared of anything." "Marry me." "I'd like a plane ticked, Hong Kong to Sanya, the earliest you have available." "Madam, I just saw" "Liu Jin Shui retrieve Gao Min's belongings." "Is she gone?" "Yeah." "and I heard her booking a ticket fight out of Hong Kong." "Airport." "Hello Kitty?" "Officer Wang, what's the problem?" "I need to commandeer your vehicle!" "Why?" "Because I need to follow that car!" "Okay!" "Get in!" "Miss, it looks like someone is trying to get your attention?" "That's my husband, he had an affair while I was pregnant." "That pig!" "I'll lose him for you." "Miss, your husband seems like a very clingy man." "But I have to say I admire his persistence." "Oh my, Officer Wang, you're incredible!" "Take care!" "I lost her." "You think of something to stop her." " We can't let her get on that plane!" " What?" "Think of something?" "!" "What am I supposed to think of?" "How do I stop her?" "Have a pleasant journey." "Miss Liu, we'll need you to come with us," "We have something very important to discuss with you." "And this is our female lead, Miss Liu Jin Shui." "Let's give her a round of applause!" "Wait, what is this?" "We want you to star in a movie." "Since when do the police make movies?" "We do!" "Of cause we do." "The Triads funded "Young and Dangerous", and after that, a lot of people wanted to be gangsters." "As police, we had to answer that, so we produced a series called "Police Stroy"!" "Then "Police Story 2"," ""Police Story 3 :" "Super Cop"," ""New Police Story", and after that, the sixth one," ""New New Police Story: the Beautiful Transformer."" "Hey, don't think we're making this up." "We're the ones who made Jackie Chan and Michelle Yeoh famous!" "so that was you, the Hong Kong police, who made them famous?" "I'm just asking if you'd like to be as famous as they are?" "Speaking as a Hong Kong Royal Police sergeant, and as a producer," "I am inviting you to make a movie with us." "Wang Bu Er?" "You told me to think of something to keep her here." "Go after her." "Go!" "You don't want to star a leading role?" "Shut up, it's obviously fake." "Wow, they're idiots!" "They don't think!" "No movie companies in Hong Kong have the money to put on press conferences these days." "No, it's just that" "I know nothing good could ever happen to me." "There's a place I want to show you." "Look!" "Look!" "Do you know how cruel their deaths were?" "No." "You didn't love them?" "No." "How cold-blooded are you?" "I don't know who they are." "Oh, sorry." "So here these three are, on more and they can start a Beatles cover band." "Did you love them?" "Every one of them proposed to me, and I said yes to every one and I meant it." "So what do you think?" "Do you want to know the truth of how they died?" "Very much." "Let me be number four." "Marry me." "You're crazy." "This is my first time proposing in a graveyard, so help me out, alright?" "For their sake, at the graves of your exes, say yes..." "Hey!" "hainan" "I know I was wrong..." "But let's start over, okay?" "Give me another chance!" "Come on, just marry me already!" "Oh shut up!" "You know, that is really mean!" "What are you doing here?" "Waiting for you." "So you want to marry me?" "You want to use a fake marriage with me as bait for the real killer?" "Then as of right now, we are engaged." "Wait, wait, wait..." "What are you doing?" "If we're acting, let's go all the way." "I brought all my bags." "Who says lovers have to live together?" "Lovers have to live together." "For all we know, the real killer might be watching us right now." "Where?" "He can even see me from there?" "I'm just kidding, don't be scared." "You're crazy." "Mr. Wang, your fiance has finished changing!" "Okay, look this way." "Now smile, more." "Look over here, smile." "Smile." "Hey." "This necklace, it's gorgeous..." "My dad gave it to me years ago." "With diamond this size, you know it's fake." "Sis?" "You guys... go ahead..." "Congratulations!" "Mom gave you this doll for your birthday." "Do you remember?" "Of course." "And then you stole it, then broke it." "Actually I kept it, and I fixed it." "This was your favorite toy, how could I throw it away?" "Now, it goes back to its owner." "I want you to be happy." "I've said some things that weren't nice because I wanted you to know what you're up against." "I wanted you to put that dream away and com back to the real world." "Don't blame me for that." "Sis, all these years, I've been blaming you." "I was angry at you for stealing my boyfriends." "I thought you were trying to steal my happiness." "But I get it now, you were just trying to see if they really loved me." "Thank you!" "Sis, don't thank me for that." "I really just wanted your boyfrineds." "The Tears of Loneliness," "Stolen from a New York museum in 2002." "It was a legendary heist, the Debonair Diamond Hijack." "Get this appraised." "Yes, Sir!" "Hey!" "Perfect Robberies" " History's Five Greatest Art Thefts" "Why did you kill them?" "Because I like murder!" "I Killed all five!" "Happy now?" "Don't move!" "Uncle Liu," "How do you feel today?" "Where's my cousin?" "Why isn't he here?" "Uncle Liu." "I'm getting married soon." "Look, this is my husband-to-be." "His name is Wang Bu Er." "He's stupid, but kind fo cute." "I think I'm going to be happy with him." "Uncle Liu." "we'd like you to be a legal witness of our wedding." "Your hiding place was almost perfect!" "Too bad you met me!" "Wang Bu Er?" "What are you doing here?" "Liu Xing, have you actually enjoyed being in bed for three years?" "How can you speak to my uncle like that?" "I saw a photo of your father and your uncle together, and after I saw the necklace during out wedding photos," "I finally understood." "Your uncle and your father were celebrities a decade ago, master thieves who pulled off a heist at the New York Museum of History!" "Your uncle is the man who's been killing all your boyfriends." "Shut up!" "My uncle is paralyzed, how could he..." "Your first boyfrined died three years age, at the same time your uncle was paralyzed." "Pretending to be paralyzed was the best way to avoid suspicion." "Just now, when I fought with your son, he took all the responsibility." " He said he did it all himself." " It was me," "I killed every on of them!" "But after I saw his skill with the needles, I know..." "I knew there had to someone else." "You're a very patient man." "when the first three victims got struck, they were moving at high speeds." "The cause of death was a needle striking laughter acupressure point," "causing instant, total-body muscle paralysis, which is why they died with a smile on their faces." "And you were hidden so well, it was almost flawless." "But of all the mistakes to make, tell me why a paralyzed man would keep a pair of sandals under his bed?" "So the sandals were what gave it away?" "Sorry, thoses sandals are mine..." "You'll naver escape." "Can you get up and say that?" "Hey!" "01:21:51,854 -- 01:21:52,835 ...Get him!" "In this condition?" "Still?" "...Get him!" "You're not scared you'll die?" "Go get him!" "Are you alright?" "Take care of him!" "Where are you going?" "You just told me to go get him!" "Bu Er, are you okay?" "You fool!" "You think you'll be able to fight after running so long?" "Nice moves!" "You can't win, give up." "Give up?" "To you?" "Seven of you couldn't beat me!" "Well..." "How about eight?" "Wo-tahhhhhhh..." "Your father and your uncle were both famous museum thieves." "When your father was still alive, he left you an inheritance, with the condition that you had to be married before age 30, otherwise it would automatically pass to your uncle," "Mr. Liu Xing." "So, your uncle had to stop you from getting married before you turn 30." "Wouldn't it just be simpler to kill me?" "That's something I don't understand either." "Your necklace was actually a very important cultural artifact, so we've already sent it back to the New York museum." "That necklace was the last thing my father every gave me." "Actually, he left you something else." "This is called "Lily's Ocean"." "It was the item your uncle desired most." "But even your uncle misunderstood." "This isn't a famous painting, it's one your father painted himself." "Your father was one of the world's best art thieves, and he had all the treasures he could want." "But he didn't have a family." "This is called "Lily's Ocean"" "because your mother's English name was Lily." "He wanted you to get married before 30 because he wanted to remind you to cherish the people close to you..." "Did you hear that?" "Cherish the people close to you..." "Uncle Liu, how have you been lately?" "Great," "I don't have to lay in bed all day." "Uncle Liu, there's something I want to know." "You worked so hard to stop me from getting married, but why didn't you just kill me?" "You're family." "And all these years, you've been taking care of me." "I was greedy, not evil." "How could I kill you ever money?" "Uncle Liu, when you get out," "I'll keep taking care of you." "Let's go." "Jin Shui," "I'm sorry." "You caught a serial killer, and found the thieves who robbed the New York museum." "Two birds with one stone!" "Congratulations!" "You'll get a promotion." "Huang Fei Hong, you can officially begin your retired life." "Wang Bu Er," "You've finally done something not completely stupid." "Well done!" "So, you get early retirement and a pension increase, and I get nothing." "Baby!" "Can you believe these women today?" "They don't even get to know you before they come on to you!" "I'll kill you." "That's my wife." "Baby!" "Honey, honey, you look taller!" "For the sake of our kids, I have to be!" "No wonder he always wants to get off work early." "Wang Bu Er," "can I tell you something?" "Did something happen to your new boyfriend?" "No, of couse not." "But I'm still under the Star of Solitude." "Well, you shouldn't dwell on these things." "Luck, love, fate... that can all change in an instant." "That's right." "So I'd like you to help me change my luck." "Would you be my boyfriend?" "That's very flattering, and I appreciate your frankness, But... the truth is, there's no forcing love, and there's already... someone I have feelings for." "I had no idea you had such good taste." "But if you like me, you should just tell me." "Bu Er!"