"Friend" "Nice" "Love" "Sex" "Friend" "Nice" "Sex" "Love" "Friend" "Nice" "Sex" "Sex" "Love" "Friend" "Nice" "Love" "Friend" "Nice" "Sex" "Love" "Love" "Love" "Friend" "Friend" "Sex" "Nice" "Nice" "Sex" "Love" "Love" "You" "You you" " You." " Me." "You're beautiful." "And you." "Me?" "Yes, you are..." "What?" "considerate." "How did you know?" "I just know." "Because we are meant for each other." "You're so feminine." "And I'm so..." "Yeah, I am but..." " I'm a bit on the fat side." " Where?" "Well, here, and here, and here." "Kiss me." "You kiss nice." "You really kiss!" "I mean... and you do have a nice body..." "Oh my goodness!" " Oh, do you really think so, honey?" " Yes, I do." "It's all here." "It's here and there and there." "Oh, I do love you!" "And I love you." "When are we getting married?" "That sounds cute." "Cute?" "That's all you can say?" "It isn't even a nice niceness?" "It's..." "Yes, it's nice." " Of course, there are other things." " What else is there?" "Sex." " Alright, that did it, Harry!" " That did what?" "That did it." "That is not right..." "I am sorry, that is not right." "That is all you ever think about." "You think of nothing but that." "Harry, make a transition, turn over a new leaf." "Think of friends." " I think of friends making love, kissing..." " The man over there, Harry, just look..." " Just look." "Look at that nice man over there..." " What man?" " Right over there." " That's a man?" "He hasn't moved since we've been here." "Except one time he moved when we mentioned sex." "He moved..." "See!" "Sex, sex, sex." "What are we doing?" "Why am I talking to him, and..." "Harry, be friendly." "Go on, Harry, get him a drink." "Hi there!" "The drink's on me!" "On me." " Good, good!" " What's the matter?" "Forget it!" "Harry, I don't think you really gave it the good try... now..." " What are you talking about?" " I don't think your approach was right." "Maybe he does not drink." "Wait a minute." "Here." "Why don't you give him this?" "Will you please let it drop?" "You're out of your mind." "Come on, Harry, just give it to him." "Would you just give it to him, please?" "!" "Here, would you take a little love from this girl here?" "This is my sweetheart and she wants to know if you'll be her friend." "She wants a friend, badly." "You... you really did it, didn't you?" "!" "You see that?" "He doesn't have a face." "Do you see he doesn't have a face?" "You had to open your mouth!" "Why?" "Harry, he can't see a thing." "He can't smell." "He can't drink." " He doesn't have a face, how can he?" " Oh, he's so unhappy." "Do something, please, it's just so sad." "I can't stand it." "He is in such a bad way, I would rather just forget about him." " Oh please Harry, do something for that poor..." " What do you want me to do?" "!" "Do you want me to give him my eye?" "Is that what you want me to do?" "I'll give him my eye!" " Simple, you know..." " Harry..." "Give him your eye." "Where did you get an idea like that?" "Harry, come on, now honey you're a genius." " Are you crazy, are you out of your mind?" " Your right eye." "Your right eye." " My..." "Why, my..." "Alright... if that's asking too much, maybe your left eye." "The left eye is much better, when I think of it." "You know we really don't have much more of a choice..." "There is only the left or the right." "Harry, you heard me!" "I said your eye, eye, eye!" "Now you did it." "You really went ahead and did it, didn't you?" "Why did you do that?" "Why?" "Oh, honey, look..." "he' s so happy!" "He is happy." " He's crying." " He is crying." "He is crying out of my eye." "That's how he's crying." "Did that occur to you?" "Oh, Harry, he can see now, and he's laughing." "Oh look, dear..." "Look, he's smelling the flower." " He can't smell a thing." " Why?" "Because he doesn't have a nose." "Oh, no!" "No... no, I..." "I can't ask you to do that." "Do what?" " Give him your nose." " Give him my nose?" "What if I just happen to want to give him my nose?" "I'm sorry, Harry, you should not do that." "It's a broken nose." " Where?" " Right here, feel it." "Oh, yes." "My goodness!" "I'm not really losing anything." "Oh, Harry, you are so marvellous!" "Lose a nose, gain a friend." "That's what I always say." "He likes that." "He loves that..." "look, he can smell!" "Isn't that funny?" "Here, buddy!" "Here, fella!" "Have a drink!" "Oh, you have no mouth." "Well, let's cap your face!" " Wait on, Harry..." " I'm gonna give him my mouth!" " That is enough!" " I say that I'm gonna give, give!" "Hello hello hello hello..." "Hello!" "And I want to thank you very much." "That was very nice of you to do, to give me..." "Oh, Harry!" "Harry, please..." "You shouldn't have done that, my friend, but I do truly love you for it." "You know, may I refer to you as "young lady"?" "You have a most generous husband." "Oh, he's not my husband." "Well, then that means you're not married to him?" " Oh, no." " You must love him dearly." "Well, I'm in love with his, uh..." "His eyes and nose and mouth..." "All of which I have now." " Oh, yes." " Plus me." "Him plus me makes us..." "Isn't that nice?" "Oh, yes!" "Oh... yes!" "Oh, shut up Harry!" "I'm trying to talk." "And this is the nice friend that we have here." " Call me Dick." " I'm Kathy, but you can call me Kate." " Kate?" "Well, that's a wonderful thought." "Yes, I thought so." "Kathy, Kate, I like that." "Feels good on my mouth." "On his mouth?" "No, it's my mouth now." "Oh, Harry, will you shut up?" "How about a little walk under the bridge..." "You and I go by the bridge." "Dick, I really don't know." "I do think I should ask Harry." "I think you should too." "I think you should ask." "It's only fair." " If he says no, distinctly, we won't go." " Alright." "Harry... dear..." "What do you think of my possibly going with our good friend Dick?" "Oh, thanks, Harry..." "I knew you'd understand." "Isn't he a nice friend?" " He is a nice friend." " Oh, yes!" "Anyone that'll give you his nose and eyes and mouth and..." "Oh, mercy..." "Oh, that cold..." "The water..." "Subtitle revision by FatPlank for KG"