"Dear audience, ladies and gentlemen." "We are located on the country estate of Miss Sophie." "For privacy reasons, the first name of this ancient race is not reported." "Miss Sophie has invited her four best friends to a birthday dinner." "And this is the seating arrangement." "But there is a little difficulty:" "Miss Sophie is not the youngest lady." "She celebrates her 90th birthday and outlived her best friends a long time ago." "She has buried her last friend 25 years ago." "Nevertheless, Miss Sophie would not renounce her birthday dinner." "And because the gentlemen, for understandable reasons, cannot personally attend the dinner... they'll be represented by Miss Sophie's butler James." "The procedure for this dinner has not changed for years." "James will keep asking:" ""Same procedure as last year?"" "And Miss Sophie will reply again and again: "Same procedure as every year!"" "With an emphasis on "every year"." "The ongoing conversation between Miss Sophie and her butler James is rather not interesting." "So you won't have a hard time to follow the dialog of the most unusual birthday dinner that has ever existed." "Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you'll enjoy this dinner." "And here is James..." "Subs by rancor187"