"What's this check about?" "!" "You want me to throw the game?" "!" "No..." "I'm just the messenger." "You think I'll take a bribe?" "!" "You think you'll take my place if I fail?" "Look at this!" "I'm the one they call Golden Foot!" "You'll never replace me." "I know..." "I won't." "If you throw the game, no one ever has to know." "You're trash!" "I'm sorry." "I'll go now." "Golden Foot!" "Golden Foot..." "Golden Foot..." "Golden Foot..." "Mr. Hung, you've been a soccer star for over twenty years." "Since Fung missed the penalty kick and lost the name Golden Foot, you've had no rivals." "How do you feel about...?" "I don't want to comment on that." "Mr. Hung, your team has won the gold five years running." "What's your secret?" "Secret?" "The secret is having a great soccer coach." "So, you're confident that you'll win the gold again this year?" "That's a ridiculous question." "First time as a reporter, eh?" "Excuse me..." "Good morning, Hung!" "Golden Foot!" "Good morning, Mr. Hung sir!" "Good morning!" "Mr. Hung, your shoes are dirty!" "I'll get that for you!" "That's okay." "I can manage." "I'll get the car." "Mr. Hung, remember your offer to let me coach for you?" "I think I'm ready now!" "I'm sure I can train a new team to be a major contender!" "You're still thinking of coaching?" "Forget it." "But you said..." "Be realistic." "I mean, look at you." "All you have left is this tattoo of the name you lost." "Mr. Hung..." "I've served you for twenty years." "How can you say that?" "I'm not in the mood for this today." "You were a star when you were young." "Now you're a sniveling dog." "Just forget about it." "I've taken care of you for over twenty years." "I've put a lot of money in you." "Hung!" "How can you be so vain?" "!" "If you hadn't given me that check twenty years ago," "I wouldn't be crippled now!" "You dare raise your voice to me?" "Why don't you say it louder?" "!" "Hey!" "Did you guys hear that?" "!" "There are still reporters outside." "You want me to invite them in?" "You know," "I kept you here so you would stay quiet." "Do you think anyone else would hire a handicapped beggar like you now?" " You!" " Don't be angry." "If you want to blame someone, blame yourself." "Blame your own greed." "Just let it go." "Oh, and one more thing..." "I was the one who arranged your leg injury." "Hah..." "That's no way to kick." "What did you say?" "I said that's no way to kick." "Is that right?" "You have to use your whole body, not just the foot or leg." "What do you know about it?" "Bruce Lee said it himself, in his teachings on how to kick." "If you want to learn," "I could give you kung fu lessons." "You're a kung fu master?" "You look like a cleaner to me." "Being a cleaner is just a job." "My life's work is as a martial artist, a post-graduate student." "Post-graduate student?" "I'm trying to find ways to use Shaolin kung fu in everyday life." "My card." "Shaolin Kung Fu School Mighty Steel Leg." "Check this out!" "I'm not a fighter." "I have no use for martial arts." "Sure, you do." "Look at that girl." "Very sexy." "So what?" " I have no use for..." " No..." "Uh-oh... oh oh oh..." "If she knew Shaolin Weight Vest... she would never have fallen like that." "You see?" "So Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Hey!" "Would you like to learn kung fu?" "You're crazy!" "Look at that woman over there." "If she had studied Shaolin Iron Hand, parking would be much easier." "Kung fu can do anything!" "Excuse me!" "Do you want to learn..." "Here..." "Get lost." "That coin was meant for both of us." "You should share." "Let's not ruin our friendship." "Look over there." "What are you doing?" "!" "You've already spent forever trimming this one tree!" "You're fired!" "Go!" " I'm sorry..." " Go!" "If he had studied Shaolin kung fu, Nine Swords of the Recluse, he wouldn't have gotten fired." "Didn't Nine Swords of the Recluse come from Huashan?" "Don't you know all kung fu originated from Shaolin?" "Kung fu is great for people of all ages, young and old." "Brutality and violence are not the purpose of kung fu." "Kung fu is an art, and a spiritual discipline." "I'm trying to come up with a way to package Shaolin kung fu so people will understand the true meaning of it." "Okay, okay." "I'm not finished yet." "Yes, you are." "I have things to do." "Gotta go." "Please seize this opportunity!" "Cripples can also learn kung fu." "What are you talking about?" "!" "Who's a cripple?" "!" "Who are you to call me a cripple?" "!" "Sorry." "Yes, I'm a cripple!" "It's none of your business!" "Cripple?" "You're just a cleaner!" "Huh?" "Did you think that would scare me?" "Do you still want the garbage?" "If you don't, I'll call the other guy." "I'll get it!" "Hurry up!" "Bah." "Go on, move along." "Excuse me, can you help me put this up there?" "No problem!" "Whoa!" "That was amazing!" " Twenty cents!" " Just twenty cents?" "There are some cups and plates inside." "Would you give me ten more cents?" "No more!" "Wah, move it over there." "Mui, I need ten steamed buns!" "Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed buns is a great idea!" "Her buns look sweet and tasty!" "I'm so impressed by her strong arms!" "You..." "What are you doing?" "Singing is the best way... to express my admiration." "So beautiful!" "I'm not beautiful." "Don't make fun of me." "You see!" "The steamed buns are so great!" "Wonderful!" "Your Tai Chi kung fu, Gliding Forms and Shadows..." "It's a firm but gentle kung fu style, Move a Thousand Cattle with Four Tails." "Well!" "That's why her sweet buns are so tender, yet firm." "Fifty cents each." "Two buns is one dollar." " Really?" "That much?" " Yeah." "Expensive, but worth it." "I only have fifty cents right now." "Would you mind if I pay you the rest in a couple of days?" "Nope." "Great!" "You're a true kung fu master speaking with grace and ease!" "You know, we have something in common!" "I'm also a kung fu master!" "How about I offer you something in trade?" "No." "Great!" "This is a pair of precious sneakers." "The original price was two dollars." "I'll give you a discounted price." "Are my buns ready?" "Coming!" "Wait a minute!" "Did that guy pay for those buns?" "Yeah." "What's this filthy trash?" "Throw it away!" "First Big Brother!" "First Big Brother!" "It's okay!" "Keep working." "Clean it up, please." "Are you sick?" "I have a hangover." "What do you want?" "I want to let you know I had a breakthrough today!" " A breakthrough?" " A huge realization!" "I finally understand." "If I want to offer Shaolin kung fu to the world," "I have to repackage it in a new and modern form." "What form?" "Sing-ing!" "You won't believe what I saw today." " I was at a steamed bun shop..." " Enough." "But, what do you think if I combine Shaolin kung fu with singing and dancing?" "No more." "At least give it a chance!" "No way." "I've tried to convince you to live a normal life." "There's a janitor position open." "You should take it and give up these crazy dreams." "A man without a dream might as well be a fish." "You might as well be a fish with no shoes on your feet." "You should dream of shoes." "Oh, no!" "This fire burning in me will never die!" "Why not?" "Just blow it out!" "It will always light again!" "Enough, already!" "We both have our own lives." "Please don't bother me!" "I have to work to support my family." "You've forgotten who you are!" "You've given up your Iron Head!" "No!" "I will never give it up  for even one day!" "Fei!" "Boss!" "Damn it!" "The dancers quit!" "What are you planning to do about it?" "I have a great idea." "What's that?" "Combining singing and dancing with Shaolin kung fu." "What Shaolin kung fu?" "Watch this!" "Him?" "By himself?" "He's pretty good." "What about you?" "Me?" "Yeah." "Use your Iron Head." "Now get a show together, or I'll kill you." "Okay." "First Big Brother, thank you!" "Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Really great!" "Shaolin kung fu is wonderful!" "Wonderful!" "I'm Iron Head." "Iron Head." "You're Mighty Steel Leg." "I'm Mighty Steel Leg." "Be serious!" "Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Really great!" "Shaolin kung fu is great!" "Really great!" "Shaolin kung fu is wonderful!" "Wonderful!" "I'm Mighty Steel Leg!" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "He's Iron Head! What's this howling of dogs?" "!" "Your lyrics are terrible!" "I can't understand a word of it!" "Who wrote the lyrics?" " Who did?" " Who?" "Creative work is highly subjective, but I must respond to your criticism." "Singing is just the beginning of the show!" "The climax is the performance of Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head!" "Iron Head?" "I told you the lyrics suck." "I'm not Iron Head." "He's..." "Iron Head?" " I said..." " Iron Head?" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "He's Mighty Steel Leg!" "You still say Mighty Steel Leg?" "I'll kick your ass!" "Mighty Steel Leg!" "I'm the real Mighty Steel Leg!" "Iron Head?" "Don't you know Chinese?" "He's" "Iron Head?" "Would you listen?" "Iron..." "You looking for a fight?" "!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Happy hour is almost over!" "It's time for us to say goodbye!" "Music!" "You dumb ass!" "You want some more?" "Thank you." "Thank you." "You're just a cleaner!" "What? Do you still want to fight?" "I promised my master I wouldn't use kung fu for fighting." "This guy is crazy!" "But you guys should apologize." "Apologize?" "You're the one who should apologize for that music!" "You said you wouldn't use kung fu to fight!" "I'm not here to fight." "I'm here to play soccer." "You son of a" "Don't be such a baby!" "What?" "Please stop!" "I'm sorry!" "Do you have any spare change?" "Yeah." "Thirty cents." "Are you robbing me?" "Yeah." "Did you learn Tong Long style?" "I did." "Don't insult Shaolin kung fu again." "Would you let me... take a look at your leg?" "Whatever." "Go ahead." "Amazing." "It's the real thing!" "A leg like steel!" "It's Shaolin Steel Leg." "What if we used this to play soccer?" "Kung fu to play soccer?" "I think so!" "Wow." "Using kung fu to play soccer!" "Why didn't I think of that?" "!" "Hey, aren't you that cripple?" "Yes, I am, but I'm also a former soccer player." "They used to call me the Golden Foot." "But now I want to coach." "You want to coach?" "Could you coach me?" "Maybe..." "You just said I could use kung fu to play soccer!" "I need time to think about this..." "Time to think?" "!" "I'm out of time!" "The time is now!" "It takes a lot of training!" "I'm ready!" "What do I need?" "!" "Some real shoes would help." "Do you have money to get your sneakers back?" "No." "But..." "I threw them away." "Threw them away?" "!" "They were gross." "They had holes in them." " Yes, they were gross, but..." " You should go." "My boss will be angry if she sees you." "I did throw them away but how about these?" "First Big Brother, what's wrong?" "Are you hung over again?" "I'm fine." "What do you want?" "I got an even better idea using Shaolin kung fu!" "for playing soccer!" "Please, let me go!" "I lost my job!" "Now I'm the janitor!" "So I'm here to help you." "No!" "Absolutely not!" "If I follow another of your schemes my family will kill themselves!" "Suicide is never a solution." "Have faith!" "This time it will work!" "I'm a loser!" "Please don't come here anymore!" "If you want to start a soccer team, call someone else!" "Just leave me alone! Iron Head." "Good morning, Fourth Big Brother!" "Good morning, Brother Sing!" "How have you been?" "Great!" "Let me introduce" "Hi!" "Nice to meet you!" "This is Fung." "Right!" "Fung is big in the stock market!" "He has that great I.T. look." "Fung is a soccer coach." "Soccer coach!" "Of course!" "Everyone knows that Fung is famous in soccer!" "You use your legs in soccer?" "You know of any job openings?" "Actually, I want you to join into my team." "What?" "!" "Join your team?" "!" "I've been unemployed six months!" "How can I play sports?" "You can use your Empty Hand as the goalie." "Empty Hand?" "That was years ago." "I've forgotten everything." "Please, hear us out." "We're going to sign up for the National Soccer Tournament." "The prize is one million dollars." "So you're the smart one." "That's why you dress this way." "At least you're thinking about making some money." "Our master didn't teach us kung fu to get rich or be famous!" "Look at this..." "This's the group picture of our Master and Brothers." "I always keep it under my pillow." "You should know what I mean." "Let's discuss it!" "Call me if you have a job for me." "I really don't have time to talk!" "I have clients waiting!" "Time is money!" "Hello!" "What's the price?" "My driver is on vacation!" "So I lent my car to a friend!" "I left my wallet at the office!" "No time for lunch!" "Very busy!" "See you later!" "Third Big Brother, if you can use Iron Shirt to be the back" "What?" "!" "Iron Shirt?" "!" "There are planes in the sky!" "Computers are everywhere!" "It's the 21st century, not ancient times!" "We have this idea to use kung fu to play soccer." "The prize is a great deal of money." "Money?" "!" "I'm a day trader!" "Every day money is changing hands!" "I have no time to play sports!" "Sorry to be blunt, but this is a crazy idea!" "The probability of your team winning is zero!" "Proba" "Probability!" "Look!" "One side is heads!" "The other is tails!" "It never lands on the edge." "Let me try!" "Forget it!" "You're wasting my time!" "I have an appointment!" "We can buy you lunch at a noodle house." "I have important meetings with clients!" "I don't need your damn noodles!" "He's my Sixth Little Brother, Weight Vest." "This is the famous soccer coach, Fung." "Nice to meet you, Fung." "What Vest?" "Weight Vest." "Nice to meet you." "Fifth Big Brother, are you playing soccer now?" "That's right." "If you can use Shaolin Weight Vest to be the forward... we can't lose!" " Are you sure?" " Sure." "Maybe we can get some diet pills." "It won't work." "I got a virus that keeps me from losing weight." "After gaining so much weight," "I can't do anything any more." "You're a little overweight, but we'll manage." "No way." "Look at this." "Since I got fat girls don't like me." "You can't understand." "Girls don't like me either!" "Really?" "Then why do the magazines have so much gossip about you?" "What magazines?" "Sorry." "The disease took away all my self-control." "I'm sorry." "Please leave me alone!" "Little Brother!" "Don't lose confidence in yourself." "You can do it." "Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now." "Only you call me Little Brother." "Thank you." "Lazy Pig, please help me get the red one on top." "Soccer?" "Yes, Second Big Brother!" "You can use Hooking Leg to be the back!" "I believe... we'll be unstoppable." "Absolutely." "You think I can still use Hooking Leg?" "You just need some practice." "If you have faith in yourself, you'll get your Hooking Leg back." "Oh, yeah?" "Weren't you cleaning toilets before?" "Why did you become a dishwasher?" "Why?" "Why, you ask?" "Why isn't my dad rich, Lee Ka Sing?" "Why is a good looking guy like me going bald?" "You ugly guys aren't going bald." "Why did other guys focus on learning a trade while I was forced to study Shaolin kung fu, and became a dishwasher, after cleaning toilets?" "!" "Calm down, Second Big Brother!" "Your fate can change!" "Have faith!" "Calm down?" "!" "If I wasn't calm," "I would kill you!" "Calm down?" "!" "What are you doing just sitting here?" "Don't you smell that?" "If it still smells like that when I get back, I'll use your tongue!" "This is a nice place!" "...and it's furnished!" "I can't believe you're just a cleaner, but live in the Penthouse on the 59th floor!" "You have good taste!" "These are in demand!" "I can't even get one." "The alley is okay, though, not too noisy." "Do you need a roommate?" "Don't worry." "Your Brothers won't do it, but we can find the others to join our team." "I couldn't convince them." "It's okay." "It means so much to me that you believe in me." "Thank you." "I'm going to give you a crash course in being professional soccer players." "You'll have to be devoted, and work together to succeed." "Got it!" "Let's go!" "Please, listen to me!" "What would you do in my position?" "Yes, of course." "Hang on." "I have another call." "The ball is coming back!" "Finally willing to come home?" "!" "You made us wait for an hour!" "What are you doing?" "Playing soccer!" "The ball is over there!" "You, come here!" "Let me see you kick the ball." "But the ball is over there." "Yes!" "The ball is over there!" "You can't even get the ball." "How can you kick it?" "There are four basic skills in soccer:" "Pass, stop, hold, kick," " Got it!" " Don't speak!" "Okay." "Let's start from the beginning." "Yours." "Hold it!" "Watch out!" "Concentrate!" "Come on!" "Move!" "Yes...you can do more, dummies." "Almost fine." "Looking good." "Do more, dummies." "Fung, why can't I take part in the training?" "Although your leg is strong, you can't control it." "What if you kick the ball into the sky... and hit a plane?" "Can you pay for it?" " No." " So..." "Sixth Little Brother, let me borrow your eggs." "What?" "If you can control the egg in the air, you can play soccer." " No problem!" " Okay!" "Go ahead." "It's not easy." "Sixth Little Brother, forget it!" "NO!" "My egg!" "I'll get you another egg." "No way!" "Give it back!" "Concentrate..." "My egg!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yours!" "Right..." "Good..." "Yes!" "Go!" "Mark that one!" "Watch out!" "How can you let him kick the ball?" "Kick it!" "Come on!" "It's great!" "He could win the match by himself." "No!" "It takes a team to play soccer." "The game is 30 minutes." "There is no break." "We'll follow the international rules." "I'm the referee." "Do you have any questions?" "You know, how great Golden Foot is as a referee, and invites an amateur team to play with us." "We should be thankful for that!" "This is Mr. Fung!" "Hello, Mr. Fung!" "Okay..." "This guy had a conflict with some of your players, but this game is to practice our skills at playing soccer." "So, we'll forget the past, and play as good sportsmen." "From their tidy uniforms and friendly faces," "I can feel their sincerity in the spirit of sportsmanship." "Thank you!" "Relax." "I work in an garage." "I use this wrench at work." "That makes sense, right?" "Yes, of course." "As I explained before," "I work in a garage, so it's perfectly normal for me to have a mallet." "Okay, okay." "Your team's reputation is well known around here," "I believe you." "It's an undeserved reputation." "We're losing daylight." "Okay." "Anyway, take care of yourselves." "Shake hands, please!" "Great!" "Help!" "Third Big Brother!" "We are under heavy fire!" "We need reinforcements!" "Call for reinforcements, Mui!" "Get up." "On your feet!" "On your feet!" "On your feet!" "What are you doing?" "Coach, that was a foul!" "Why didn't you stop them?" "I'm the referee." "It's my call." "What's the point?" "!" "You want us to die?" "!" "You!" "Out!" "Are you nuts?" "!" "This is a test." "If you guys can't pass it, you won'r be able to play soccer!" "We're just playing soccer!" "We're not fighting in a battle!" "The real soccer game will be a battle!" "Surrender!" "I surrender!" "I surrender!" "If you were brave enough to ask to play soccer, why did you surrender?" "Were you just bullshitting me?" "I can't stand for it anymore." "My bones are broken." "I'm pathetic and sore!" "Please let me go to a doctor!" "Put it on your head!" "You sniveling dog." "Don't you have any self-respect?" "I don't want to see you." "Put it on your head quickly!" "then you can see a doctor." "Yes, I'm a dog." "I don't have any self-respect." "First Big Brother is coming back." "What?" "I can feel it." "They're coming back." " Do we have any weapons left?" " No more!" "The final attack!" "NO!" "I missed!" "Help!" "Thank you." "You gave us back our kung fu powers." "Thanks for coming back!" "Thank you!" "Don't be like this." "I'm the one who should thank you!" "I'm going to be rich!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "We failed." "Please give us a chance to join the team!" "Please!" "Please, give us a chance." "It's a pretty big challenge." "Our team will be world champions." "Who?" "The cripple?" " Why not?" " I'm sorry." "I've already played soccer for many years," " you want to stop me?" " The person in charge is not here now." "Golden Foot!" "What are you doing here?" " Hung!" " Hung, he..." "Okay..." "Mr. Hung, my team wants to sign up for the championship!" "It's an open competition, right?" "Any team can play?" "Wrong." "I'm the chairman." "I have the right to decide who can sign up." " Do you understand?" " Yes." "What's the name of your team?" "Guys, come here!" "This is Mr. Hung." "Mr. Hung!" "This is an unbelievable soccer team!" "I have to see this team play!" "What's the name again?" "This is Shaolin..." "Okay okay okay..." "Go and sign up quickly." "I've gotta see this." "In fact, if necessary, I can pay for your application fee." "Thank you!" "It's okay!" "You're like a brother to me." "My shoes are dirty again." "White is easy to get dirty." "So..." "I'll get it!" "I'll get it!" "I'm good at cleaning!" "I'll do it!" "Let me take care of it!" "Hey!" "I'll do it!" "Hi!" "What are you doing?" "Where are we going?" "Why are you so quiet?" "I have to go." "I've been waiting a long time for this." "I'm sorry." "Please, wait a moment." "Try this." "No." "I just want to see the quality of it." "Touch it." "I'll make it dirty." " No problem." "Go ahead." " No..." " Touch it." " No." " How about that?" " Soft." " I promise I'll buy one for you." " I touched it already." "It's enough." "Tomorrow, I'm going to play soccer." "Really?" "I'm going to become a star player." "If you hadn't fixed my shoes..." "I wouldn't have gotten to play." "You're so important to me." "Tell me what you want." "I can pay for you very soon." "If you become rich and famous, you can buy me some sneakers." "No problem!" "You should have more self-esteem." "You're a beautiful girl, and good at kung fu." "There's nothing wrong with you." "You shouldn't let your hair cover your face like this." "Whatever." " Come on." "Look at me." " No..." "Look at me!" "Beautiful!" "Really?" "Sure!" "Is it a fly?" "Yeah, but I didn't get it." "Did you get it that time?" "Yup." "I'm sorry I made your hand dirty." "That's okay." "You're a beautiful girl." "Do you know that?" "I guess so." "Thank you!" "Thanks so much!" "Do you know?" "Where did you go?" "You promised to clean the store." "Hurry up!" "I need it done tonight." "Go home." "I'll call you later." "Okay?" "Remember: believe in yourself." "You're beautiful." "I like these clothes!" "I like the socks, too." "This is great!" "Hey, guys, have you ever seen this?" "Just play as usual as training." "There will be hundreds of people." "You guys should smile and let the reporters take pictures." "You should also say hi and thanks for the audience's support." "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thanks for your support!" "Thank you!" "They're just cleaners." "Cleaners are people, too." "Thank you!" "Shut up!" "This auditorium is so small and empty." "You said..." "This is just the first round." "We have to play well to get into the finals." " Great!" "Get into the finals!" " Shut up!" "Shaolin Team?" "Look at this guy!" "Look at that guy!" "What happened?" "No smoking?" "What happened?" "Impossible." "What the hell?" "It must me a trick." "Let's show them what we can do!" "Great!" "What do you want?" "This isn't fair!" "I want to play!" "Telephone, Mr. Hung." "No fear!" "It's just a trick!" "What?" "!" "Forty to zero?" "!" "Yeah!" "Goal!" "Iron Head!" "Iron Head!" "Yes, we use Shaolin kung fu to play soccer." "Kung fu is wonderful!" " We lie low..." " And..." "I want to thank for my parents and my Shaolin master." "but they're dead." "So, I want to thank my friend, Mui." "Mui..." "How are you?" "See you soon, Mui!" "Hi!" "Can I help you?" "I want..." "I understand." "Let me take care of you!" "Can you show us your kung fu?" "Yes, of course, Sixth Little Brother." "1, 2, 3!" "Great!" "Can you show us one more?" " Sure!" " Big Brother, one more please." "Take it easy!" "My Brothers, today we say goodbye to our old sneakers." "Don't throw those here!" "Sorry..." "Mui?" "What's up?" "I didn't recognize you." "Do you like it?" "I know what you're up to." "What?" "You are bad." "You can't scare me!" "I'm not afraid of ghosts!" "What do you mean by that?" "Nothing." "This is for you." "I think..." "I think I've changed a little." "Definitely." "You're more confident, and well padded." "I want to tell you something." "What's that?" "I like you." "I like you, too!" "Do you love me?" "Do I, uh..." "Are you joking?" "No." "I'm serious." "I don't understand." "We're friends..." "Isn't that good enough?" "Sure." "That's fine." "So, you'll still come see me, right?" "If your shoes are broken, I'll help you fix them again." "No, you don't have to do that." "Things will be different now." "I'll never have to wear bad shoes again." "Are you okay?" "What's wrong?" "Don't cry." "I understand." "Seeya." "Come here!" " Mui, you look nice tonight." " Cheers!" "After winning this, we'll go to the finals." "To the finals!" "We can face any challenge!" "Any challenge!" "We're the real super team." "You won't get past us." "What the heck was that?" "!" "It's special effects!" "Good morning, Mr. Hung!" "Good morning!" "Come here!" "You're a lucky man." "You're so lucky to get this great team." "Thank you." "The press is eating this up!" "It's a novelty for your team to use kung fu to play soccer and make it to the finals." "You did a great job." "Hurry, bring it here." "I want to buy your team and they can join my team." "It's not a bribe." "This is a legitimate purchase." "This is a lot of money." "I could retire." "Sure you could." "Thank you very much... but I must decline your offer." "Why?" "Don't you see the potential?" "Your team and my team together?" "They'd be unbeatable!" "Don't take things personally." "It's just business." "Let's leave the past in the past." "Okay?" "Mr. Hung, this isn't an emotional decision." "I know my fate was my own doing." "I don't blame anyone." "Yeah, right..." "I know you too well." "Don't you want to be rich?" "I do." "So does my team, but we don't need to sell out." "We're going to win." "See you on the field." "Here we are." "Hey, Mui!" "She's dead!" "How?" "!" "I killed her!" "Oh, yeah?" "!" "Mui is a master of Tai Chi." "You should have shown her respect!" "What do you want?" "To avenge her!" "I was just kidding." "She's alive." "She just doesn't work here any more." "Why?" "My shop was famous for her sweet buns, but then suddenly... her buns turned bitter." "She ruined my business." "I had no choice." "They turned bitter?" "Yes." "What's your name?" "May I help you?" "No, thanks." "It's time to go!" "Boss, how many goals you gonna get today?" "Getting goals isn't a problem." "I have everything taken care of." "Impossible." "The American drugs were worth every penny." "Plus the referee, the linesman, the soccer association, the soccer federation and the committee... are all in my pocket." "They don't stand a chance." "No problem!" " Great!" " Fit!" "Wonderful!" "Throw-in?" "!" "That was foul play!" "How could you call that as a throw-in?" "!" "Hung, is this a soccer match or a street fight?" "!" "You saw the call!" "I should make all of you cripples!" "Cripples!" "Cripples!" "Cripples!" "Mess with me..." "I'm sorry." "I should take a break." "You may be gone, but your spirit will be with us forever." "I've got it!" "It's mine!" "Sixth Little Brother!" "What's wrong with you?" "!" "Why don't you stop the game?" "!" "Hah!" "They're all too hurt to play." "How can you play the second half?" "Go home!" "You've lost already!" "The game is over!" "Maybe I can do a little dance for the halftime show!" "No way!" "It's my turn!" "Son of a bitch!" "Stop!" "You want to forfeit?" "!" "Who did that?" "!" "Who was it?" "!" "Do that to my face, coward!" "Rub gently." "They're even meaner than me!" "I can't believe it... my reputation is ruined." "I knew they wouldn't play fairly, but I never expected such brutality!" "Their team isn't this good!" "They must be on some kind of steroids or drugs!" "Call the police!" "Listen, we can't give up now!" "We can still win this!" "My house is on fire!" "I have to go!" "My mother is in labor right now!" "I have to go home and take care of her!" "Can you ask her to wait until the end of the game?" "You can't give up!" "This isn't soccer!" "It's a massacre!" "I'm begging you." "Please don't go!" "I'm begging, too!" "Please let me go!" "Get a grip!" "Get a grip!" "He's right!" "We can't give up!" "We have only eight players left!" "If we lose one more player, we'll be disqualified!" "We have to fight for the winning goal!" "Oh, yeah?" "My goal is to stay alive!" "Stop talking like that!" "Get a grip!" "Get a grip!" "Be quiet!" "I've got an idea." "Shaolin Lou Han Array!" "What is that?" "Hey!" "They bowled a strike!" " Are you okay?" " I'm fine!" "Hello?" "Chun?" " Tin?" " Yes." "There's something I've always wanted to say, but I never had the courage." "I love you." "Does this make us look bad?" " I don't think so." " Really?" "Tear him to pieces!" "Hey, guys!" "Go!" "What?" "Look out!" "Watch out!" "Shit!" "Get up!" "Don't be a baby!" "Okay." "I'm fine." "Time is almost out!" "Use the final assault!" "Final assault?" "It's useless for your team to stall for time." "We win!" "Shaolin Team, you now have only seven players." "If you don't have any substitutes," "I'll have to stop the game... and declare a winner." "Any substitute players?" " Congratulations." " Thank you." "My turn." "I'm the substitute player." "I'm the goalie." "Why are you disguised as an alien?" "I don't know how to cut hair, so I decided to shave it like a monk." "For what?" "I want to help." "How can you help?" "Go back to the mothership." "This planet is too dangerous." "I can do this." "Trust me." "Let me try." " No way!" " Look, your shoes are broken again." "Put these on." "Over there." "Go!" "Great!" "Look out!" "What just happened?" "Boss, be careful!" "God damn it!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Shaolin Team wins the world cup" "Drug Scandal Results in Permanent Suspension" "Administrator Hung sentenced to five years in prison" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Stop!"