"Cheers!" "Where should I sit?" "Over there is fine" "First, thank you for accepting the interview" "And congratulations..." "You've made the front page again" "Thank you" "OK... you ready?" "Yes" "Many of our viewers are fascinated by "Kick Ass Girls"" "They'd love to learn more" "Slowly tell us how your group started" "It first started..." ""13 days ago"" ""Notice of Rent Increase"" "Damn, they doubled the rent!" "Sis" "A client just called to cancel his boxing sessi¤n" "While he's the only appointment we've got today" "It's your birthday, just take the day off" "Yeah, anything's better than a 30th birthday wish... from the bitch who stole your man!" "She was your alliance after all" "Would your alliance betray you?" "Yes!" "Morning!" "Why can't I be reborn?" "Why can't I come back to life after death?" "Are you sure?" "It's a 3-year membership" "You'll spur me on ..." "Right?" "I should work out more often anyway" "Miu , my girlfriend is back to Hong Kong next week" "But I AM your girlfriend!" "You can't stay at my place" "You never said you had a girlfriend!" "I've already packed your things" "You told me to quit my job and keep house for you!" "I was joking" "You just sold me a 3-year membership!" "You said you needed to work out more" "Here's the key to your locker" "Don't lose it" "Work hard!" "I'll go finish the paperwork" "Fine!" "I'll show you..." "I'll get fit" "I will get a guy here... before your very eyes!" "Then you'll want me again" "You'll obsess about me" "You'll hold me so tight..." "Kneel and beg for forgiveness" "You'll cry..." "I'll cry" "We'll make up" "Don't strain yourself" "I can do this..." "I need to be perfect" "Just go back to box with someone" "Why you need me to coach?" "I don't have one customer to box with" "Your temper is driving the customers away" "Things were better... when TT was there" "Don't even mention her name!" "Just hire a new boxing trainer" "You're not doing it right, pretty" "A girl like you can be trained in 9 months..." "You hitting on me?" "You're certainly direct" "Who are you coaching?" "How do I coach?" "You don't even listen!" "Why don't you coach me?" "Alright" "I know a modeling agency" "Here's my business card" "Keep in ... touch!" "No-No-No-No-No!" "You call that pretty?" "All women are perfect when they're young" "Renew your membership for another 3 years and receive 20 Bikram Yoga sessions for free" "20 sessions?" "Yoga suits your body type" "It's hot" "I'm dying" "That machine is busted" "Cheap shot" "Sorry." "You first" "You like stealing from other people?" "I didn't do it on purpose" "Natural Born Mistress" "Say that again?" "The only difference between a wife and mistress is timing" "Wives go to heavens!" "Mistresses go to hell" "Stop it!" "Take it outside!" "Don't give me trouble" "How very dare you?" "Why did you go out with me?" "Your boxing club could use a trainer like her... young, pretty... and easy" "I'd sign up for her" "She can box..." "You cost me my job!" "Unemployed ..." "You cost me my home!" "Homeless..." "You're such a jerk!" "I'll kill you!" "He said I'm the only one he loves!" "Nothing good ever came out of that line!" "You're right!" "Either stay here and be men's prey" "Or come with me and get your own preys" "Wow" "It's huge!" "The rent is sky-high" "What am I supposed to do here?" "It's simple: if customers show up, box with them" "Don't push them hard at all" "Make sure they're just idling around because we charge them by the hour" "Who's she?" "The club's new prop" "Tell all customers tomorrow" "Tell them we've got a new female trainer" "She's easy to get in bed" "First come, first served" "Tell them to hurry and reserve" "Sure" "He is Dice, biggest hole on earth" "Hi , I'm her little brother" "Hey, kiddy, I'm Miu" "Look at all this Chinese Med stuff" "Can I really stay?" "Yes, that bed's yours" "Tell the customers... that she sleeps here every night" "They're welcome to come box at night" "She is easy to box with" "Take it" "What's this?" "Aren't you the birthday girl?" "Your birthday meal, my treat" "I'm really... touched" "Thanks!" "It's your birthday?" "Let's invite your friends and party!" "She has no friends" "Are these the best students you've got?" "People serious about training wouldn't come here" "Where did you learn to spar?" "Time out" "My ex-boyfriend was a fight choreographer..." "He taught me to block" "Another Ex was a gymnast" "He taught me to kick" "And another Ex was a construction worker" "He taught me to roll" "It just happened : block, kick and roll!" "Boys boys boys..." "No wonder you have such a fusion of styles" "And you?" "Did you learn from ex-boyfriends too?" "No!" "I learned nothing from my relationships" "If you manage to pick up anything... it's an STD!" "Let me explain our boxing packages" "They all charge by the hour" "The principle is like collecting Achievements... as you complete each level with Lara Croft" "This is level one... 1 0 hours:" "Elementary Class" "Basic self-defense shit" "30 hours:" "Pro Gamer" "Enter the zone for close combat with Lara" "50 hours:" "Unlock Achievements" "You get down and dirty and wrestle with Lara under the stars" "Better yet" "A Luck Outbreak today" "The club's launching special DLC for players" "One time offer" "Lara will wear a retro ripple uniform... to fight you one on one" "Nipple?" "Ripple" "Upgrade and you get Lara La Double" "Add extra hundred, you'll get the chicks applause" "Really?" "You're awesome!" "Applause!" "Applause!" "hello, landlord here" "I know, Mr. Rent La Double" "You are keeping this space quite neat" "If I renovate and rent it to someone else" "Double sounds way too reasonable" "Neighbors are concerned with the nature of your business" "Forget the past, turn your grief into power" "Kick her ass!" "As you can see, I do social work here" "Why..." "Why... why... why..." "Why did you dump me...?" "So cute" "Watch him slowly wipe the sweat off with a towel" "Oh so attentive..." "I wish I was that towel" "You're hopeless!" "Carl's here" " What now?" " Business!" "Free Fight!" "Congratulations on reaching your 1 00th hour" "You now get a one-on-one fight for free" "Experience the taste of our club's ultimate technique..." "Kick Ass" "Beat her!" "Boo!" "Oh my God..." "Faster..." " Buy more time" " How do I get this?" "Buy more time?" "Here you go..." "Thank you" "Double!" "Double..." "No, no, no..." "Boo, you're amazing!" "Yeah!" "Keep it up!" "Thanks" "No problem. I am not in a movie shoot recently" "Don't hit me so hard next time, OK?" "Cat Pose" "Downward Facing Dog" "This is torture, help me" "Your boyfriend likes yoga so you blow thousands on yoga outfits" "Save your money" "Thanks, Boo" "You treat me better than any of my boys" "What's so great about this guy?" "Exhale..." "Breathe all the bitchiness out of your body" "I should dump him and quit yoga" "You're so cute" "Thank you" "Say you love me" "Umm..." "let's make the cookies first?" "You're acting different from last night" "I'll boil some water" " Wait..." " Can we dump this pot?" "They belong to my sister's best friend" "I don't want that joystick anymore" "This cream removes... under-eye bags... with perfect..." "Why is your sister always so hostile?" "Nerves." "She's overworked" "That's life" "I'm thinking of selling weapons online" "Are you interested?" "Yes!" "That's my forte" "I'd love to make some money for my sis" "Do you have any capital?" "No" "That's life" "Boo, you're the best!" "Yeah!" "Who's your sister's best friend?" "I'm on the phone" "Tell me, tell me..." "Her name is TT" "She's the one cut out of all the photos..." "I thought she was dead" "She's not dead" "She's... been friends with my sister since childhood" "She had a weak constitution" "She was sickly as a child" "The doctor told her to exercise more" "So she joined our club" "Boo, this tonic is for you" "The doctor said it helps build up immunity" "I asked him to prepare two doses" "Alright then 3, 2, 1 ..." "When my sister turned 20 my mom died" "My sister inherited the boxing club and ran it with TT" "By the time we hit 30 we will open a second club" "How did they fall out?" "They were great partners in the beginning" "Because my sister still had a boyfriend and her hormonal levels were normal" "Then shit happened" "She broke up with her boyfriend" "He subsequently hooked up with TT" "That fried her server!" "Don't bother denying it." "I know about you and TT" "How is she better than me?" "She has... a bigger heart" "Bigger heart?" "I have an announcement to make" "From now on, I, Boo, will run the club alone" "TT will retire from the club" "Thank you" "I think Boo needs cheering up" "Huh?" "Pardon me" "Surprise!" "Boo, this party is for you!" "Everyone, Boo is our guest of honor tonight!" "Boo, tonight you can meet some new friends and drink lots of wine..." "The more new friends you make... the more you'll drink" "This trophy belongs to my mom, asshole!" "Boo, you need to be happy" "I have no mood for happiness" "Where's Dice?" "Maybe" "I should wait in the car for you?" "Why can't you face, Boo?" "We got together after you two broke up" "Neither of us did anything wrong" "My leg suddenly feels numb..." "That's weird" "Get out!" "You weren't this fat when we met" "You almost broke my arm!" "Dice, where did you go?" "I told you to watch the club." "Where are you?" "I'm... playing ball" "Ball?" "Where's the ball?" "I'll go find it" "Why did you come?" "To give you a birthday present" "I don't need you to remind me of my age" "Just take a look" "Botox?" "Screw you!" "Albert and I picked it out together" "Screw the both of you!" "I know why you're upset" "You still think I stole your man" "Look at him" "He got FAT!" "Doesn't that make you feel better?" "Can we not sacrifice my self-esteem... to save your friendship?" "Shut up!" "Fine." "You want us to be friends again?" "I'll give you one chance" "Come to my party and stay till the end" "Leave early and we're done" "Deal" "Let's drink up!" "Cheers!" "Don't..." "leave" "Stop checking out other girls" "I know where your mom lives" "Boo, you're so pretty today" "Do you have any slutty friends?" "All my friends are slutty except you" "What about ones who claim to be models but are actually just sluts?" "Lots" " Right away" " Invite them all" "Listen up!" "See that guy over there?" "I want you to get into his pants tonight" "Do whatever it takes!" "Yes!" "Can't they put more effort... and make TT suffer even more?" "They're doing fine" "The only thing these sluts ever do is to make people suffer" "Get your ass over here!" "I'm coming!" "Boo's man was stolen by her best friend, slash business partner" "Love, career and friendship all gone in one go" "So sad" "But you must keep it a secret" "Get over here!" "Don't let them come near you again!" "Maybe we should leave?" "No way" "Are you upset?" "Do I look that petty?" "Perhaps you should finish another bottle" "You might feel better..." "And let you get away?" "Ignore her, she's flat-chested" "So that's Boo's ex-boyfriend..." "They say everyone has tragedy in their past" "Your dress is pretty" "My aunt owns the same dress" "This chick is so rude" "Cheers!" "Drink up!" "I hosted a great party tonight!" "Boo's happy!" "I'm happy too!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "When we help people, we go all out" "Losing your man at 30 is nothing!" "That's right." "We've got your back!" " That's her" " Trust us!" "Someone stole her man when she hit 30" "They say her rival was flat-chested" "Long time no see" "Did you get a nose job?" "Screw you" "Just shut up" "You always say the wrong thing, do the wrong thing..." "Forget it" "I know you too well" "Why did you have to destroy what I valued most?" "What?" "Your relationship?" "Our friendship" "Where have you been?" "I lost the ball" "So I stole one from some kid" "Boo is talking it out with TT in the back" "Screw me!" "What now?" "Once they get drunk, they'll make up" "Hi !" "I brought you a bottle of wine and two glasses" "Keep talking." "I'll go back to party" "Bye-bye!" "How's the club?" "The new girl Miu is not bad" "Business has boomed since she arrived" "So you've got a new best friend" "You think I consider her a friend?" "I no longer know what friendship is" "We were friends once, remember?" "I don't need friends" "Friends don't pay the bills" "I just need human props" "They come and go when you want" "Right, you don't need friends" "You're the boss" "Everyone does what you say." "You always win" "Fine" "I'm leaving" "You win, boss!" "I think I need to find another job" "Do you provide female boxing partners here?" "Now you get guys to hit on me?" "Mind your business!" "I'm straight!" "Piss off!" "Straighter than light beam!" "Go back to your mommy!" "Mommy..." "Beat her up!" "I don't need your help" " You're the one exposed" " You're exposed" " Look down" " Nope" "Stop!" "I surrender!" "Let me introduce myself" "My name is Zhuge." "I'm in the jewelry business" "I'm about to take a business trip to Kuala Lumpur" "I urgently need a few female bodyguards" "You three appear to be good fighters" "Why don't you... escort me on my trip?" "Who's in charge here?" "No one" "I'm my own boss" "I ... wasn't before" "But now..." "I am!" "I don't represent them" "It's a 2-week gig" "Do the math yourself" "Your travelling expenses will be covered" "Your per diem is $2000 per person on top of your daily rate" "Damn, that's a lot of money" "Why do you need female bodyguards?" "Isn't it obvious?" "What will we be doing?" "Whatever bodyguards do" "But I have one condition" "You need to decide now" "I'm in!" "A paid vacation?" "I'm in" "Count me out" "Sis, take the offer and go" "Rent is due tomorrow..." "Where's my money?" "The good news is..." "I finally started a business" "But my partner embezzled everything" "Are we flying Business Class?" " Baby!" " Malaysia!" "I must remind you not to use mobile phones not to upload anything onto social networks or let anyone know your whereabouts... throughout this trip" "I'm in the jewelry business" "I must ensure confidentiality at all times" "Sorry" "Give your bags to her" "She'll be your assistant and run errands for you" "Oh g..." "We have an assistant!" "I want to remind you three:" "you must stay together at all times" "When I call for you, I expect the three of you ... to report promptly and appear together before me" "Understood?" "If you need help, call for her" "Oh My God!" "What fancy lighting!" "Friends, pass me some champagne" "Who's your friend now?" "Let's be friends for 2 weeks, can we?" "Cheers!" "I feel like a movie star!" "hello fans!" "Hello Malaysia!" "Cheers!" "How do you do?" "Yeah!" "Thank you!" "Damn, I feel good!" "Boo, you should ditch that bag of yours" "They say, the bigger the bag, the bigger the burden" "Look how small my bag is!" "Burden, my foot!" "Can you take our picture?" "Let's jump?" "Sure, let's jump 3, 2, 1 !" "Let me take your picture" "The horse stinks" "What's your name?" "Yeah, what's up with your boss?" "Does she always hire so many bodyguards?" "I don't talk to others" "Well..." "let's eat together?" "I don't eat with others" "I'm very "dark"" "In what way?" "It's dark like... dark like...dark" "Oh... sashimi" "So you like fish" "Let's go out for seafood tonight" "Thank you!" "It's so fresh!" "Boo, look at you" "You're a completely different person" "relaxation does wonders" "You've got a point today" "What do you mean?" "Are you messing with me?" "It was a compliment" "Fine!" "You make compliments sound like insults" "She's like that." "She was always like that" "Right now... a man is all that's missing from this picnic" "You're hopeless." "All you think about is men" "I want to get married and have babies!" "Marriage and babies?" "Why not?" "You two even dated the same man" "I told you she'd slap me back" "The seating arrangements last time were terrible too close" "I got splattered with blood" "Not bad!" "Damn, it's beautiful!" "Isn't it?" "I think we should raise the bar" "How?" "Thank you!" "Presidential suite!" "The same old trick?" "Give me five!" "That's my bitch!" "What happened?" "Why can't you tell me?" "Think I'm an idiot?" "This place is HUGE!" "Everything is free!" "Damn!" "An espresso machine!" "Oh my god!" "Look over there" "Boo!" "Open up!" "Damn!" "Come out!" "Boo!" "Where's the key?" "I don't know!" "Open up!" "Come out!" "Damn!" "I don't get it!" "Why are the blankets always tucked so tight in hotels?" "They work so hard to stuff them in" "I have to kill myself to pull them out" "help!" "I have nothing to wear!" "Now this is called living in style" "What's this?" "It slims wherever you roll" "Slimming, slimming..." "Very, very slim ..." "Tweezing armpit hair?" "The more you tweeze, the more pain you feel" "It gives you a high" "Try it" "OK" "Damn..." "Hey!" "Don't pick your feet when people are eating!" "Got you!" "Look!" "Oh shit!" "When no one's watching, women... are really gross" "They're gorgeous!" "Ms. Zhuge will attend an important function" "Please dress for the occasion" "Wear makeup." "Do not embarrass yourself" "These dresses are for you" "Hey!" "Thank you!" "Thanks!" "The color of your lipstick is so... dark" "Your makeup is very... special" "Did you design it yourself?" "What do you want?" "Well..." "Come" "Don't resist" "Don't move" "Stay still" "hold your head still" " Yes!" " Now that's a lady" "She's hot!" "A Hello-Kitty wallet?" "Leon Lai?" "Gothic Fashion?" "So your name is Amy?" "She snooped through my things..." "My usual look is much better" "What happened?" "Why did you change makeup?" "Because you're going out" "Midnight Cowboys?" "penetrating your... deepest spot" "Boo, why are you lugging around such a big bag?" "You wouldn't understand" "I like to be prepared" "My deepest spot is ready to be penetrated" "Let's go" "What?" "They serve fish at a stud ranch?" "There... enter" "Hey, stupid" "Don't let them out of your sight" "What are they doing?" "They're about to eat" "They're nothing like the flyer" "Told you never to trust ads" "Extremely far-fetched" "Are we going to get diarrhea after this?" "I'm sorry" "Feeling intoxicated with lust?" "Do you see lots of me?" "Hi !" "Can I get a refund?" "Don't say that, you naughty girl!" "What's your... sign?" "The go-ahead sign, baby" "What do you want?" "What do "you" want?" "What exactly do you want?" "Whatever you want" "Don't be so uptight" "relax... put down your bag" "Make yourself at home." "Give me that..." "Let go!" "What's your zodiac sign?" "I'll be whatever sign you want me to be, baby" "Cancer?" "I'm a Cancer now." "What do you think?" "Sagittarius is more independent" "I've turned into a Sagittarius." "What do you think?" "Haven't dated in a while?" "Long time since I've touched such a firm chest" "You're bruised" "Poor girl..." "let me massage your bruises?" "Feels good" "My boyfriend got fat, I made him herbal tea... but he won't drink it" "Men don't drink herbal tea!" "Men want to be virile" "He'd be screwed if he drank herbal tea" "He won't drink organic tea either" "What's the difference?" "They're both teas" "If he drank the herbal, he is impotent" "If he drank the organic, he is gay" "But I made it especially for him ..." "At least he puts up with your demands" "A man's worst fear is a nagging woman" "You're lucky he's still with you" "You mean he doesn't love me anymore?" "Love can't be measured like that" "He may not like..." "Do you believe in marriage?" "I for one believe in marriage" "Quit thinking about marriage and kids" "What's your problem?" "That's all she thinks about" "I'm with her" "Idiot, the gig has been moved up" "Get the three of them over here right away" "Why so serious?" "Toast to your deepest spot!" "3 sixes!" "Let me feed you" "All he does is eat." "He's useless!" "It's so firm!" "Isn't it?" "Wanna take us out on a date?" "Wanna spend more time with me?" "Why so serious?" "Take you out?" "Yes, yes, yes..." "Go, go, go..." "Waiter, we want the monkfish to go" "Let's go" "Hey!" "Shame on you!" "Why do you always treat me like an idiot?" "Let's go" "Hey, he's mine" "No one forced him to come over" "Hey, I'm talking" "Just go make babies" "You can't help yourself from stealing men, huh?" "Why are you still upset?" "Hey!" "Shut up!" "One, why can't I be upset?" "Three..." "I'm not upset" "What about two?" "You skipped "two"..." "Albert means nothing to you !" "You're just jealous!" "Why do you treat me like an idiot?" "You never tell me anything!" "What do you want to know?" "How to get upgraded to the presidential suite?" "And you, I barely know you" "What right do you have to criticize me?" "You don't choose marriage and children!" "Society brainwashes you into making those choices!" "I make my own choices!" "Choosing what the society tells me to... is a choice itself!" "You're just trying to get under my skin!" "You showed up with "him" on my birthday on purpose... just to upset me!" "Natural Born Mistress!" "Not again?" "Where do you wanna go for breakfast later?" "I'll go wherever you want me to" "You're a stereotypical HK Flat Chest!" "If a shooting star flew past" "I'd wish you two would never get a taxi, bitch!" "You're the bitch!" "Don't go swimming, puffy face" "People might mistake you for a bloated corpse" "And you'd sink to the bottom" "Fat bitch!" "I really hate you all!" "They switched to English channel!" "Stop speaking English!" "Stop fighting..." "Let's have sex?" "Forget it!" "Not in the mood!" "Piss off!" "Women are like that." "They don't do when they're not in the mood" "What happened to the limo?" "Whatever." "We're here to work!" "Monkfish" "You like fish, right?" "You're the smart one" "You can enjoy peace and quiet when you're alone" "What are these evening gowns for tomorrow doing here?" "Whatever" "I'm going to tell Ms. Zhuge that I quit" "Why is it taking so long?" "This isn't the way back to the hotel" "My passport is missing" "Who are you?" " Where're we going?" " Who are you?" "Where are we going?" "Stop the car!" "It's time to work." "Get changed." "Boo... help me please... tell Zhuge that I quit" "I want to go home, please..." "TT... help me please..." "Please tell Zhuge that I quit" "I want to go home" "I don't want to fight, I can't fight" "You two are the fighters" "I beg you..." "The dogs... the dogs!" "I had a boyfriend who trained dogs" "He said if you squat down... the dogs will go away" "Why would that scare the dogs?" "I don't know... !" "Ask the dogs, how should I know?" "Go away!" " Stop it" " Go away!" "Go away!" "You're making the dogs mad!" "Your attitude stinks!" "I'm trying to think of a way out!" "Welcome to Red Dragon Club's "Bloody Party"!" "On behalf of Ghost-Lion, I'd like to thank all of you" "Mr. Wong, Mad Dog" "I hear your wife scolded you for coming?" "I suggest you lock her up in a cage next time... and give her a beating" "By the way, thanks for the two cases of wine, OK?" "Tonight we have a new team called "Streetdogs"" "These contenders from HK were handpicked by Ms. Zhuge" "Let's look at their stats and odds" "HK Girl "Boo" 1 .7m tall... weighs 50kg" "But she's over 30 and past her prime" "Thanks" "This is "TT"" "1 .7m tall, weighs 49.5kg" "She specializes in Tai Chi and Mixed Martial Arts" "This is "Miu", 1 .64m tall weighs 45kg" "As for her specialties... she's a jack of all trades" "Cute" "Bet everything on these girls" "These three look good" "I'm betting big on them" "Here comes Zhuge's home team favorite... winner of the last 3 fights: the A-Team!" "You should all be familiar with them by now" "The fighter in front in blue swimsuit is..." "I don't want to die..." "I want to go home..." "I don't want to die..." "There's so much still left to do..." "Don't worry." "You've got us" "Let's bring out your two partners" "hello" "Now" "Let me explain the rules of the game" "Each team sends a fighter into the cage for a death match" "If one goes down" "Each team can send in another fighter" "They fight until... one team is left standing, the winning team" "The most exciting part is... the winning team can do what they want to the losers" "It's a fight to the death" "Yeah!" "Miu !" "If we live, I'll tell you how to upgrade to the presidential suite" "Miu , you must come back!" "Round One!" "Big bluff!" "Look!" "It's over." "What did I tell you?" "Miu !" "Miu ..." "Miu ..." "Miu!" "Round Two!" "Keep it up, TT!" "Yeah!" "She goes down like that" "Are you done?" "Send another fighter in?" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "I told you not to sit so close" "help!" "Hey!" "TT" "Miu ..." "Miu ..." "Miu , are you alright?" "Miu !" "TT..." "TT!" "Boo..." "Miu ..." "Miu ..." "Miu , are you alright?" "I'm... fine" "HK Girls are tough" "Q-tips" "Hand-warmers" "Perfume" "Damn, I've got everything but Kleenex" "You're kidding?" "What's wrong with you?" "I don't have Kleenex" "It mops up blood just as well" "No need to give back the fish... even if you don't want my friendship" "I trusted the wrong person" "My armpit hurts!" "Try pressing your neck here?" "Where?" "Need a painkiller?" "You have painkillers?" "For menstrual cramps" "All painkillers work the same" "I can't swallow pills without water" "I have water" "I have a straw from Starbucks" "Never thought the junk in a woman's bag would save us" "Why did you bring these?" "I was planning to hire gigolos" "I brought four sets" "If we didn't come here..." "I would've been shut down the club" "No way!" "If the boxing club shut down, where would I go?" "Actually, I sent you a 30th birthday card ... to remind you of... our promise to open a 2nd club by the time we hit 30" "Still, the Botox was going too far" " Even worse" " Even worse" "I thought long and hard" "Botox is not a bad birthday gift after all" "Botox...is okay!" "Alright, I admit it." "Nothing beats free Botox injections" "Boo..." "Sorry" "What for?" "I said your tits were up to your neck" "Did I overdo it?" " Yes!" " Yes!" "Now you tell me!" "Would you have listened?" "Only true friends tell you... what you don't want to hear" "I'm hungry" "Me too" ""hill - long road - left turn" " Amy"" "Do you have... any idea how to get those men in here?" "Damn!" "He chose her... over me?" "Looks like he wants to... beat her up!" "I lucked out" "According to reports, the facility is like a maze" "How did you not get lost?" "Actually, we owe everything to one person" "All I know is that she loves to eat fish... and I want to wipe that makeup off her face" "If it wasn't for her... we wouldn't be here doing this interview" "Can we trust Amy?" "She betrayed us!" "I want to trust her" "Amy?" "Thanks for helping me find my true self" "Amy!" "Go!" "Go on!" "Go!" "Amy, let us in!" "Move over!" "Move!" "Let us in to save you!" "Amy!" "Let's go..." "Amy!" "Boo, let's go!" "Amy!" "How did we get back here?" "Could you describe what happened in detail?" "There we were, three of us against over 900 men" "That's right!" "They fired mortar shells at us" "And I think I heard the sound of a jet fighter" "Sorry, I farted" "Was it that bad?" "Yes!" "Let's go!" "Are you OK?" "I'm fine" "My feet are desensitized from wearing high heels everyday" "Ave Maria, Amen" "Remember a women's greatest weapon is:" "Nude Bra" "Give it back" "Thanks for helping me find my true self" "You OK?" "A foot massage hurts more" "Where's Boo?" "At that instant, I leapt out right... to save them" "But..." "I thought you were being..." "She passed out!" "Damn!" "I was so pissed!" "Did you tell your boyfriend?" "Of course not" "Be careful, that monster feels no pain" "I know" "So his only weakness is his private parts" "He looked so weird ripping off his shirt" "I was scared stiff" "What did you do?" "Destroyed his ""missile""" "Hit him!" "Headbutt!" "Missile!" "Big missile!" ""Kick Ass Girls Bust int'l Human-trafficking Ring"" "Here's our business card, take a look" "It's beautiful" "Aren't they great?" "I did the drawings" "Lift your leg higher" "A bit more" "One. . two..." "Lift your leg higher" "hello everyone, I'm Boo" "Welcome to Kick Ass Girls, you're our first female students" "It doesn't matter if a girl is short, fat, skinny or tall" "What matters is self-confidence" "Learning martial arts keeps you in shape" "Makes your good body last longer" "After drinking your tonic, my muscles are firmer..." "So are my breasts" "This remedy combats water retention" "I was trying to compliment you" "You were showing off" "How are they?" "Drink another" "I won't find a bra that fits" "Spit it out." "Do you like Boo?" "Say it!" "From day one I said he likes Boo" "No wonder he dresses like he's up for a job interview" "Tell us what do you Iike about Boo?" "Go on!" "She's reliable... diligent... feisty... and loyal" "Say something to make her happy" "Something flattering" "When she fights... her smells heavenly" "More flattering" "She... has big breasts" "Alright, we're done" "Boo, you're very pretty today" "Thank you" "Perhaps you can help me tidy up?" "But... it's already pretty tidy" "Just pretend" "OK" "Do you have any final words?" "Through this journey" "I've learned that friends and foes are equally important" "If you throw a punch but there's no foe in front to hit... or no friends behind you for support" "That punch is meaningless" "Let's get to the point" "Learn with us to punch 900 people... only takes $300 a month" "Still taping?" "This on tape?" "Er... yes" "We're the Kick Ass Girls!" "You promised to tell me how to get an upgrade to the presidential suite" "Tell the reception staff... when you opened the room door... you saw a rat eating a cockroach" "Then show them the photo" "How do you get the photo?" "Prepare in advance!" "I have lots of examples on my cell phone" "I have every carpet color" "A rat eating a cockroach"