"Pick pockets..." "Robber, stop!" "Robbers everywhere!" "They rob again!" "Please give me two bowls of bean curd" "Thank you" "Miss, I haven't met you before" "She is my cousin" "My brother is sick, so she comes to help" "Look, the girl is so pretty" "Are you in love with that girl?" "Miss, check please" "I am coming" "Let me help you" "Thank you" "Has your cousin been proposed?" "You'd better be careful!" "But I love to" "She is coming" "Do you want a check?" "How much?" "Miss, you have nice skin" "One tael please" "One tael?" "Take it" "What do you want?" "I want to buy one more bowl for my mom" "Wait a minute" "She is still beautiful even she is angry" "Watch out, those bastards are so cheap" "I know it" "Do you have any container?" "No" "Do you have any container?" "No, we haven't" "It doesn't matter, my home is just nearby" "Just pour into my hands" "Your hands?" "Don't panic, we are not used to wear anything" "Come on..." "Do you mean it?" "Of course" "You said so" "Yes, it's safe and clean Come on" "How do you feel?" "Miss, please check how much is needed?" "Make it clear" "1.8 taels, thank you" "Miss, I can't take out my money" "Would you give me a hand?" "How?" "You can just get it by pulling up my clothe" "Take as much as you like, it doesn't matter" "Come on." "Take it" "How can I get the money in this way?" "No problem" "We should pay, shouldn't we?" "Come on, come on" "Kidding!" "Who dares to offend us?" "Forget it, I don't want you to pay, you leave now" "No way" "We can't be blamed by others" "Come on, take my money" "I don't want it, isn't that alright?" "Do you wanna go?" "Stop bothering us, take it" "Hands off" "Miss, how much do they owe you?" "1.8 taels" "Beat him" "Don't go" "No..." "Help!" "Let's go over there" "Thank you for helping me" "It's a piece of cake, you are welcome" "Excuse me, please give way" "Why are there so many people there?" "Mister is over there" "Mister, why are you here?" "Where have you been?" "We have gone to see the result of the exam" "The pretty girls are..." "They are nothing to do with you" "Well" "I think they must be foreigners" "Why did you say so?" "If not, why are you called" ""Nothing to do with you"?" "Only the foreigners have such long name" "Go to hell" "You scumbag!" "How is the result?" "Over there" "I will show you, come on" "Mister" "Go!" "That Mister is..." "He is called Liu Sin Hoi, is he handsome?" "He is cultured and great in Kung-fu He is rich too" "He fits you, doesn't he?" "I think you are falling for him" "You'd better work now" "Liu Sin Hoi, Mister, congratulation..." "You are the 1st candidate" "Of course, even the blind can see it" "Congratulation" "Congratulate me until I pass the advanced exam of the capital!" "No problem" "Kidding?" "Who is so nonsense to damage the government notice?" "Kidding!" "Who is Lun Man Chui?" "Who the hell is he?" "There must be some mistake" "Mister Liu must be the number one" "Lun Man Chui" "Sticky-rice" "Coming" "Mr Lun" "This is our treat" "Don't worry, we have enough money Enjoy your favourite dishes" "I haven't had so rich dinner for ages" "It will waste more time for shitting if you eat too much" "Mr Lun, I want to question that, you don't read often, but why you are always the number one?" "It's simple Do you have any paper and ink?" "Sure" "Fresh Abalone?" "What does that mean?" "I want to eat this, do you agree?" "Waiter" "Can you tell us what's your secret in studying" "The secret is" ""Work hard"" "A good student should not speak foul language" "Sorry, the abalone is sold out" "Sorry, I am sorry" "How poor!" "Who orders such expensive dishes?" "Lun Man Chui and his friends" "Those poor students?" "They come for celebration!" "Mr Lun is the 1st candidate again" "Cut half of it and return it to the kitchen" "Why?" "They are poor" "I am afraid they don't have enough money to pay for the food" "Save half of it, if there is a loss, I will lose half only" "Do you want to be number one candidate?" "Well, I have to ask you one question" "A bride and a bridegroom spent their first night" "The bride dropped some hair suddenly" "Before the hair was dropped, what kind of noise would you expect?" ""Kau"" ""Pu"" ""Bang"" "Wrong, it's "Pook"!" "Isn't it cheap?" "Mister, please be merciful" "Granny, I am so hungry" "Come on, take the sticky-rice" "Thank you" "Don't mention it" "Damn you, you beggar!" "You are so dirty!" "How dare you steal my food?" "Go away" "None of my business" "You are in my shop and you broke my stuff" "Isn't it my business?" "Did I break it?" "Pay me money" "I don't have money" "How about this?" "You are beast" "Boss, check please" "Coming" "Well 2.8 taels please" "So expensive!" "No discount" "It's cheap, so cheap" "Right, so cheap" "Pay now" "Are you the one who pays?" "I haven't any money" "Me too" "I haven't any too" "Stop messing up, pay it now" "Stop acting now" "You're all poor actors" "Pay now" "We are not acting" "We have a little bit internal problem" "Let's pay the bill tomorrow, see you" "Shui, call the police" "Kidding!" "We owe you 2.8 taels only" "You know, you'd pay 3 taels to hire a lawyer" "There's no good to you" "No way, if you don't pay, I will call the police" "Alright, it's our fault, right?" "We should pay for our food" "Well" "Although I am not willing to do so, it's worth over 20 taels" "Now, I take this as mortgage" "I will redeem it tomorrow" "Isn't it fair?" "Kidding?" "How can I know is this true or not?" "You can ask some expert to check it" "Don't you think this is a pawn shop" "Well, I think..." "You'd better call for police" "Let's wait for the police" "Alright, up to you" "It's better to have some mortgage" "Listen" "Pay me 5 taels if you redeem it tomorrow" "Pay 10 on the 2nd day, I'llpossessit if youdon 'tcomeatall" "You are taking my advantage" "So you pay me now" "OK, OK" "But, let's sign an agreement" "Make it black and white" "Alright" "I don't trust you too" "It will be very clear then" "A bracelet is worth 20 taels, is pledged to Lu's Restaurant" "If Lun doesn't redeem it on time, the bracelet will go to Lu" "Come on, sign it, make it seriously" "Thank you" "What are you laughing?" "You are fool It's a fake" "I don't believe it" "Don't you?" "This is easily broken, don't you trust it?" "I won't trust it" "Even you don't drop it, it will break into pieces, don't you believe it?" "No." "I don't believe it" "It's none of my business, none of my business" "This is your shop, you have the bracelet in your hand" "It's broken into two halves" "Don't you think we have to be responsible?" "Pay us 30 taels!" "Alright, don't see me to the door" "I don't want to see you again!" "Let's wait and see" "Come on, granny, don't cry" "Take the money and eat something" "Don't come and dine in this shop again" "Thank you" "You'd better thank the boss" "Thank you" "Lun Man Chui..." "Fat Cat is being beaten" "Pals, let's..." "What?" "No, I mean we are rushing to save Fat Cat's life" "Stop" "Isn't it enough?" "Help..." "Fat Cat" "Who is beating others?" "Why not fight with me?" "Beat him is alright, but you shouldn't kick him" "And you use your number 7 shoes to kick him!" "They hit me" "Why do they hit you?" "They hit me and kick me" "Why do they kick you?" "They kick and hit me" "So, why do you kick him?" "What a nuts!" "He can't even tell what's happening" "Today, we are holding the birthday party for our Lady" "You wrote such things right here, you mean to offend us" "Lady Liu isn't human, his son is a thief" "Yes, it is written by me" "So, does he deserve it?" "The handwriting is nice!" "Are you looking for death?" "How dare you write such shit here?" "I just passed by" "They threw me with the stones, and blamed me as nuts" "I am idiot, but I am not nuts" "What's the difference between idiot and nuts?" "No difference, I guess" "Thank God you know it" "Cut the crap, report to the police and catch him" "Don't mess up" "Why don't you be so brave when you are in a fight?" "Fat Cat doesn't mean to offend you but to greet Lady Liu only" "He wants to write a poem for Lady Liu" "But, he was beaten before he could finish it" "So, don't you think it's fair or not?" "It's not fair" "You mean this poem is a greeting to our Lady?" "I know you are cultured, but he didn't finish it at all" "Ask him to finish it now" "He is hurt, how can he finish it?" "I can make it, I can" "Let me help him, isn't it OK?" "We will beat you if you are lying" "Pen" "Yes" "I am scared" "Lady Liu isn't human" "She is a fairy" "His son is a thief" "He steals the Heaven's peach for her mother's birthday" "If it's ungraceful to your mom, why not blame my mom too?" "Good!" "Good!" "You, dogs" "You should see how the wind blows, got it?" "Let's go" "Lun Man Chui, you are something!" "You are fast and good at writing poems" "I have a good poem in mind" "I will read it to you" ""Liu's mother is a bad egg"" ""Liu's dad fries the egg"" ""They are all bad eggs." "Damn!"" "Isn't it good?" "I wanna beat you, bad egg" "If you be big mouth again, I won't save you anymore" "Mom..." "I bought a duck to celebrate with you" "I guess, she must have gone for gambling" "She hasn't changed" "It seems that I have to eat alone for tonight" "Congratulation!" "You are great to be the number one candidate" "You are flattering me, I am not that good, but they are poor" "Mom, are you happy?" "I am happy!" "Thank you" "You are granted a scholarship by the Cantonese Association" "We wish you to be the number one candidate in the capital exam" "Yeah, this is our wish" "Kidding?" "I don't think I am good at it" "By the way, we are poor" "Don't you want me to walk to the capital?" "Money isn't a problem" "We will pay for it" "That's right" "See the money" "Just so little" "Look at the back" "Mom" "Mister Lun" "We Cantonese are blamed as barbarians" "Not a Cantonese has been the scholar" "You are smart" "You should give us glory" "Right, don't let us down" "I don't want to let you down but I dislike studying" "In fact, I love studying" "But my mom is sick if I leave her who is going to take care of my mom?" "So, I have to take care of my mom" "My son is so nice to me, he is filial" "Don't push him" "Give way please" "What are you doing?" "I am hanging myself, so you may study without any worries" "Mom, come down" "Don't push me" "I don't want to study" "I prefer learning Kung-fu in Shaolin Temple" "OK, do you want to be a monk?" "If you win the games, I will let you do whatever you like" "Really?" "Please give way" "Make it five, tri-stars, four-season, make it six..." "Thank you" "I fail, you are really great" "The 2nd game, come on" "You first" "You first" "A cross" "The character "Tai"" "The character "Sky"" "Dragon, it must be Dragon" "You are smart" "It's too simple, it's crane" "Stop, it must be "Bill"" "No" "I have written a wrong character" "Really?" "Damn it!" "The last game" "Clean your nose" "You too" "Come on" "Chicken" "Pork" "Great" "You are really smart" "Orange" "Garlic" "New-year cake" "Red-bean cake" "Cabbage" "Incense" "Nothing" "Great, you can smell nothing" "Pot" "Salty fish" "Wrong" "Bad-smell bean cube" "Wrong again" "A dead rat" "Wrong" "Hint please" "I will let you taste it" "Son, you lost" "You should study hard" "Your mom has 4 brothers" "Why do you choose me instead?" "One uncle is operating a casino" "One uncle is operating a brothel" "One uncle is selling bean cube" "Mom said, I have no choice" "Why not?" "Watch out!" "It's from Han Dynasty" "As a Chinese old saying, a woman should know nothing" "Most of the scholars are wolves, if anything happens to you, how can I face your mom?" "But you said your students are so nice" "They are disciplined and cultured too" "Right" "I should always praise my students, but the truth is..." "Dad, you are cheating us" "Shut up" "I don't care, I have to study" "I may pay my own school fee" "It's not a problem of money" "I have the duty to take care of you" "But" "I don't want to break the rules of my school" "I have never accepted girls to be my students for 20 years" "It's not you who breaks the law, it's me" "No way." "I say no" "May I give you one year's school fee first?" "It's not a problem of school fee" "I don't work for the school fee" "Since you are so aggressive in studying, I will break my rule for once" "You are the first girl student in my school, but I insist one thing" "No problem, I will promise any conditions" "Don't touch my antiques anymore" "Thank you" "Dad, I want to study too" "That's girls!" "OK, up to you!" "Thank you" "Don't come in." "Go out..." "I've forgot the luggage, uncle" "That's the most expensive one" "I am going to school" "I have got it, don't bother my sleep" "I have to go to school early in the morning!" "What a pity!" "Why does her foot smell so badly!" "I am going to school now, Gnome" "Help!" "Uncle, what's the matter?" "Are you robbed by the thieves?" "Someone is going to kill me" "Let's hide up" "Shut up" "If you are wise, hand us Prince Eight" "Maybe, I will ask His Excellency to let you go" "You bastards!" "Unless you kill me, or I won't hand you His Highness" "Sir, he has partner" "Kill him too" "I am just passing by" "Go now" "Beat..." "Watch my "Turtle Stance"!" "Where is the man?" "Hey, my friend" "I just want to ask..." "Cut the crap, leave here right now" "Just forget everything" "No, I just want to ask you how to turn 360° C" "So impolite!" "You have dropped something" "It's going to be bright" "Damn it, I am late" "No spitting, no fighting, no shouting, no courting girls" "So many school regulations!" "Here are the basic laws only" "They are many ordinances and rules" "You will learn it later" "Shit, how about if we commit crimes?" "Nothing, just pay money, that's OK" "No big deal!" "Your father is rich, it doesn't matter" "Of course" "Mister, take this car for registration" "Go now" "Mom" "Tang Lin Yu" "Don't panic, hey, who are you?" "They are the students of Oriental College, they are bad" "Pal, you look smart" "Why not study in our Oriental College?" "This school is no good" "About arts subjects, the tutor of His Majesty is our school director" "About sports, the Martial Arts Scholar Wong Fei-hong is our coach!" "About negotiation, we have many friends in court and in triads" "How is it?" "Come and join me" "I won't" "What?" "Because my dad is the school director of this school, give me back" "Give it to me" "Come on" "Disgusting!" "Give the card to me" "Hold it" "Hold it" "Son, stop fighting with them" "Our school is the best, you are so stupid of not joining us" "Watch out" "Wonderful?" "Watch out!" "Are you OK?" "Are you hurt?" "Who didn't eat the skin but throw it on the ground?" "Let's go" "No one eats the skin of the water melon!" "Boss" "Lun Man Chui, it's you?" "Are you going to school now?" "Take a rest first" "You are so lucky to study!" "It's poor to work here" "But it's poor for me to go to school" "What's the matter?" "Your bean milk is too hot" "I am sorry" "Change one for me right now" "Sorry, I am sorry" "Let me do it" "Master Seven, I am sorry" "Damn it, I wanna punish you" "I didn't beat you, why did you shout?" "Who is that guy?" "He is Copper Head, Master Seven" "He is a villain" "Change one for me, go!" "OK, I will avenge you" "No, or you will be in deep shit" "I am alright, I will punish him by my own way" "So that, he won't say a word but still laugh" "Really?" "If yes, it's my treat" "How do you like to punish him?" "To curse him death" "Well" "Add 2 chicks, so I will curse his mom too" "That's perfect" "What are you doing?" "This is my bird" "This bird is bought by my master by 30 taels impossible, I can prove it" "How?" "It will copy what I said" "If you can let it copy your word," "I will send it to you, say it" "Bastard" "Once more!" "You go to hell" "Your family go to hell!" "Go on" "Your mom go to hell too" "You idiot" "Idiot." "Idiot" "Wonderful!" "You are really wise" "A wise guy" "Stop flattering me, you owe me 2 chicks" "No problem, it's my treat" "How ignorant!" "It's too stupid trick" "You seem to be something" "Don't be big mouth" "Yeah" "Don't you believe?" "I will hit his head with sugar cane" "He won't be angry but will beg me to beat again  again" "Sure, unless he is your woman" "Right" "Right" "Well, pay attention now" "Sit over there" "What are you doing?" "I wanna beat you" "You wanna beat me?" "Sorry, I have mistaken you" "I think you are the famous Copper Head" "You are right, he is Copper Head" "Stop fooling me" "His head is described to be as strong as steel" "His head can break everything" "But yours can't even break a sugar cane" "How can you be the famous Copper Head?" "Are there any such story about Copper Head?" "Sure, there is a song too" "How?" "Copper Head..." "Copper Head can break any wall, 1234567!" "What's the matter?" "I am singing after you" "I tell you, I have searched for him for ages" "I just want to see my idol" "You are cheating me, you are not Copper Head" "He won't be that poor" "Kid, I am the famous Copper Head" "Kidding!" "Don't you believe, come on, hit me" "I stand right here, hit me, until you believe me" "No, I am afraid I would kill you" "Don't panic, I am the Copper Head" "Listened?" "He asked me to beat him." "OK" "Boss, he is beating him" "I wonder!" "Your head can't even break the sugar cane!" "Don't go, you should hit me strongly" "Otherwise, the sugar cane won't break." "Come on" "Master, your head is bleeding" "A mosquito is beaten to death, it's OK" "Kid, use more force" "It's you who asked me to hit stronger" "Right" "Swaying Rod!" "Come on" "Master Seven..." "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "You are really Copper Head" "I will tell my family and my friends that" "I have met you, thank you" "Welcome" "Master Seven, are you okay?" "I can't imagine that I am that famous" "So many people come to me" "Bravo!" "Wonderful!" "You are really good at tricking" "Master Seven Look at them" "I can't believe you fooled Copper Head" "Bastards, how dare you fool me?" "Stop" "Run for our lives!" "Headmaster" "Dear classmates, first of all" "I have to congratulate you for joining our family" "You know, to be the student of Ming's College is a symbol of status" "I believe you all know very well about our school regulations" "If anyone goes against the school regulations, you will be fined" "More serious the regulation is, more should be fined" "Money works?" "Wrong, much money works" "Sit down" "OK, here comes the roll call" "Lam Kau" "Yes" "Lui Kay" "Yes" "Mo Yan Sing" "Yes" "Tang Lin Yu" "Yes" "Lun Man Chui..." "Liu Sin Hoi" "Yes" "Liu Sin Hoi, why are you late on the first school day?" "I am not Liu Sin Hoi, I am Lun Man Chui" "I don't care" "The late comer should be fined Stand aside" "Liu Sin Hoi" "Lo David" "Yes" "Yes" "Who is Lo David?" "He is, I am not" "Who are you then?" "Liu Sin Hoi" "Stand aside" "Why?" "Because you are late" "Headmaster, my dad asked me to greet you" "Who is your dad?" "Liu Kung-kuen" "Oh, you are the son of Mr Liu" "Nice to meet you, please be seated" "My dad wants me to greet you too" "Who is your dad?" "Lun Lo Kuen" "Who is he?" "Who is Liu Kung-kuen then?" "Who is Liu Kung-kuen?" "My dad His dad" "Liu's son needn't be punished" "Lun's son is going to be punished" "You have prejudice against me" "Right, you are not fair" "Stop quarrelling, you want it fair?" "OK, I will give you a quiz" "Who can answer the quiz, sit down, if not, stand" "OK" "Now, listen." "The following words are all related to metal" ""Steel, iron, copper  brass"" "Who first?" "Master, you used metal" "I prefer fruits" "Great" "Master" ""Apple, orange, lemon  pear"" "Great" "Your turn now" "Wonderful" "Master, he used fruit, then I prefer using animals" ""Zibet, panda, lion  bat"" "Master" "Wonderful" "It's really matched" "But it doesn't make sense" "You have to be punished too" "What?" "Don't you agree?" "No" "OK, you may go home now" "Alright, I quit" "Goodbye" "Cousin, hurry up" "What touched me" "I can't stand it" "Virgin" "Brother Lun" "Brother Lun" "I am here, Virgin" "Golden Boy" "Virgin" "Golden Boy" "Virgin" "Golden Boy" "Virgin" "Golden Boy and Virgin..." "Isn't it enough?" "Can't you change something else?" "Virgin" "Love is like a dream" "I'm happy to see you Water can be chicken soup" "The dream is fantastic I cry because I love you" "Ximengding McDonald" "Love is like a dream" "The dream is fantastic I cry because I love you" "Love is like a dream" "I'm happy to see you Water can be chicken soup" "Love is fantastic I cry because I love you" "Ximengding McDonald" "I cry because I love you" "I cry because I love you" "What are you doing?" "Dance!" "No..." "What are you doing?" "It's school time, forget about him, he is nuts" "Let's go to school" "Dad" "Uncle" "Stop calling me dad and uncle" "Call me Headmaster" "Headmaster" "Dear classmates, we have been a boy school, now we accept girls, because we want no sexual discrimination, we let girls to study too" "But I have to warn you, don't do it intentionally, or carelessly, or anything to court the girls" "Otherwise, you will commit serious school regulations" "You will be fined, the penalty is $100,000 taels." "Got me?" "What?" "$100,000 taels?" "Go back to your seat" "The first lesson of today..." "Why are you back?" "Didn't you quit?" "We can't stop studying..." "and courting..." "What did you say?" "I mean, it's very important for a man to study" "I am wrong, I accept penalty" "I would like to stand aside" "You are good boy" "From now on, don't be late" "It will make us feel shame, right?" "Look at Lun Man Chui, he is like a wood" "Baby you are lovely You have wonderful figure" "I want to be your lover..." "You are writing love letter" "Return it to me" "Wait, don't panic" "Return it to me" "He is writing love letter, come and have a look" "Stop running" "Return it to me" "Come and look, he is writing love letter" "Look, a Romeo from your school" "Come and have a look" "Return the letter to me" "He ruined the name" "Give it back to me" "He ate the name" "Shit!" "Well, I am going to read the letter to you" "Baby you look great, you have good figure..." "I want to be your lover, you made me lose my sleep" "Who is he going to write?" "I don't know" "I want to marry with you, honey" "What a horrible letter, who is he writing to?" "Post it to the board, to show the public" "Wait" "What's the matter?" "You are going too far" "We are not" "We want to show the public something interesting" "Let's go, forget about him" "See you" "OK" "He is punched out!" "Did you give him a punch?" "What do you think?" "Bleeding nose..." "I am fainting, come and help me" "I will let you go now, or you would be dead meat" "Sorry, please give way" "Whose letter is it?" "You can't take a look" "What is he doing?" "Send the letter" "Isn't a letter for me?" "Sit back..." "Dear classmates, since the students come from every classes," "we have handsome ones, we have ugly ones, we have smart ones, we have stupid ones too" "So I am now going to give you a test" "To test whether you are genius or fool" "You two, just sit down, I won't quiz you" "Every students should answer a question" "The one who answers correctly will be the A grade student" "You first" "A man ate 10 sticks a day, why?" "Because he is hungry." "No..." "Because he hates it" "Wrong" "He ate steak!" "Poor student" "Headmaster" "Tang Lin Yu, here is your question" "If you owe me one tael, now I pay you 10 taels" "How much are you going to return?" "Think carefully" "9 taels, right?" "Good, you are really smart!" "A grade student, sit down" "Cheung Woo Yau" "What thing if it is given then you may never get it back?" "The money given to dad" "Wrong" "It's "Give way"" "Liu, you have a cup of tea on the desk" "Drink it" "Without using your hand, show me" "Isn't it correct" "Really smart, sit down" "It's your turn." "If the king dies, what will his son become?" "The king" "Go to hell" "He will become an orphan" "There is a part of the body, sometimes strong, sometimessoft" "The adult will have a longer one, and the child has shorter one" "Foreigners' are hairy" "What is it?" "It's so embarrassing!" "What?" "Dicky!" "Damn you!" "You have dirty mind" "It's hand!" "How can you give such dirty answer" "What kind of hat is not for wearing?" "Green hat Wrong" "Tall hat Wrong" "Round hat Wrong" "Sharp hat Wrong" "Square hat Wrong" "Fat-head" "Wrong" "I am fat-headed!" "Right, you are correct" "Thank you" "Now, we are going to choose a monitor for your class" "Each of you can vote once" "Headmaster" "You first" "I nominate Liu Sin Hoi" "Headmaster, I nominate Liu Sin Hoi" "Headmaster, I nominate Lun Man Chui" "I nominate Liu Sin Hoi" "I nominate Lun Man Chui" "Me too" "I nominate Lun Man Chui too" "I nominate Ching Ching" "Me too" "Kidding, how can you choose a monitress?" "She can do nothing" "You can't say so" "Is woman useless?" "How about your mom?" "There is nothing to do with my mom, you are nonsense" "Shut up" "To make it fair, traditional practice" "I raise a question, who gives the best answer, who'll be the monitor" "Agree" "Lun Man Chui, Liu Sin Hoi, Ching Ching, come out" "Go, don't panic" "Listen, each of you write a poem" "The poem should include the words "Round" and "Sharp"" "Lun, you first" "The ink stone is round, the pen is sharp" "I write 3 poems and gain the scholarship of literature" "Good" "Your turn now" "The bow is round, the arrow is sharp" "I shoot 3 times, and gain the scholarship of martial arts" "Good, perfect!" "Cousin, go now" "Ching Ching" "What else do you want?" "It's your turn, go now" "The belly is round, the fingers are sharp" "I have two sons, they are both scholars" "Wonderful!" "Choose her" "Great!" "Now, the scholars become your sons" "Congratulation, congratulation" "Since Prince Eight and Lee Man Lung escaped, the court is furious" "We are asked to catch them within one month" "Or, we will be killed" "Your Excellency, we..." "Cut the crap, this is an order" "Yes" "Tell me, where is Lee Man Lung?" "I don't know" "How dare you lie to me, someone saw him appear nearby" "No, I don't know" "Aren't you telling me?" "I'll look for myself" "How bad are you" "Too cruel" "Why it's me again?" "I have a good news to tell you" "In order to raise the standard of our school," "I've employed a good teacher for you" "He is handsome and cultured" "He is good at martial arts too" "If you want to trick him, you will have shit at last, got me?" "I haven't tried that for a long time" "I do want to know him" "Just go ahead if you dare, he will be right here, wish you good luck" "So great?" "How can you trust my dad?" "Do you have his heritage?" "Of course not" "Stop quarrelling" "Why not trick him?" "How?" "Rat" "Throw the rat to him" "He must be scared" "It's peanut!" "What?" "Plus a worm" "It's not great enough" "Plus a reptile" "It's not enough" "Why not a poisonous spider?" "That's better" "You are going too far, how can you trick him with such things?" "Stop, or we will trick you too" "How dare you trick the teacher in this way?" "You are not human" "You should be blamed" "I just say these to test you" "You are too bad!" "Kidding, Ching Ching, you are civilized" "We should learn from you" "My cousin means, it's not funny enough" "Not funny enough" "No, I don't mean it" "I mean it's not enough to fool him in your way" "You can do it more seriously!" "Don't be afraid" "You said you are smart in fooling other" "But you are not creative" "This is called "Chick's powder"" "It's made by one hundred chicks' heads, asses, and hearts" "It's dried and made into powder" "Then, some drugs are added, if someone has taken it..." "How is it?" "I am sorry, lend me your soup" "Take it" "Mr Lun" "You are the smartest classmate of this class" "Kidding" "Yes." "Yes" "So, I'll leave this job to you" "Fine" "Thank you" "Thank you" "Stop pretending" "Stand up" "Dear class, please be seated" "You can call me Mr Lee" "My name is Lee Tai Chun" "From now on, I am your teacher" "Stop running, stop" "They are alike" "OK, let's start the class" "The gentleman is..." "I mean Siu Lee..." "You should call me Mr Lee" "Mr Lee" "What question do you have?" "Nothing, I think, since you are new" "We have to give you something for appreciation" "This soup... is made by Liu Sin Hoi, it's specially for you" "It's too kind of you" "It's our job" "Thank you" "Don't mention it, it's suggested by Lun Man Chui" "Thank you" "Don't mention it, the material is bought by Tan Lin Yu" "Thank you" "You are shaking, why?" "Nothing, I didn't" "You are weak, why don't you take it" "No, thanks" "No way, master" "He is too weak to drink such nutritious soup" "Don't worry, drink it" "I can't drink it" "No one can drink it" "You beast" "You didn't treat me anything" "Mr Lee, according to our regulations, you can't drink right here" "I will dispose of it" "Headmaster" "Cut the crap, go on studying" "Well, sit down" "You beast" "I guess they have no guts to fool Mr Lee" "I must be over worrying" "It smells good" "It's chicken" "Confucius said, "When you hear the laws in the morning..."" "Are there any chicken raised in this school?" "Shit" "What are you looking?" "What is he doing?" "He is copying from the chicken" "I am not asking you" "He is crazy" "Crazy?" "What'll we do, Mr Lee?" "I don't know, just forget about him" "What?" "I will kill the one who tricked me" "20 years ago, we was the champion of the joint school competition, since then, we've been failed" "So, I want Mr Lee to train you" "I hope you would win this contest and to get fame for our school" "Stop laughing, one more regulation will be added" "No laughing" "And no chicken should be eaten" "One two, one two, hurry up..." "Hurry up..." "Quickly, higher" "Ching Ching, study hard" "This way please" "Marvellous" "Listen" "Mr Chin always donates money to build school" "You should have honey lips when you see him, don't lose my face" "I will greet him on behalf of you" "Mind your tongue" "This is expensive" "It is a gift to Mr Chin" "Stop throwing it Be careful" "Hey, they have a bigger one" "Let's go" "Headmaster..." "How are you?" "Would you please give my son a name?" "How do you know I am cultured?" "I am expert in naming others" "I would like to give him a name..." "Headmaster, how about Stallone?" "He is strong!" "Why not Harrison Ford?" "He is famous" "Damn you" "I would like to name him..." ""Nan Yung"" "Why?" "Why this name?" "It means open-minded" "So great!" "Not bad" "Good name, thank you headmaster" "See you, Nan Yung" "Honey, you are here" "Honey, Headmaster has given a great name for our son" "What is it?" "Nan Yung" "Good name, isn't it?" "Good name" "Damn you" "Master, are you alright?" "Kidding?" "My surname is Ng, you name my son Nan Yung" "That means "Useless" in Chinese" "But you should not beat me I can name it again" "Call him Mo Mo" "Here comes Mister Chin" "Congratulation Mr Chin" "Thank you, please be seated" "Mr Chin, what a great day" "Please sit" "Mr Chin, please sit" "Mr Chin, happy birthday" "Headmaster, I have heard that you have recruited a smart student" "You are flattering me, he is quite smart" "He is called Lun Man Chui, where is he?" "Headmaster, where is he?" "Well, "It's hot, and the water is cool, long hair"... it represents strong desire for sex Let me check..." "Lun Man Chui, come here" "Come on, I will have you bone-touch later, see you" "When will we have fun?" "What did you say?" "I mean playing cards!" "I think he is good at courting girls" "What do you mean?" "Nothing" "You are ruining the reputation of my school" "So what?" "I love it" "What's the matter, Headmaster?" "Can't you see it yourself?" "Please be seated" "We are cultured, let's have a civilized competition" "Each school sends 2 representatives for the competition" "The winner will be rewarded one thousand taels" "The loser should drink all the wine" "What do you think?" "OK, go ahead" "OK, I will send Nan Man and Nan Mu to join the competition" "I am great in matching sentences" "Me too" "I send Lun Man Chiu and..." "One Lun Man Chiu is enough" "I am great in making match too" "What?" "Damn you" "You..." "Alright, shut up" "Now, let's start" "Heaven is the first of the Eight Diagrams" "Your turn" "And gold is the first of the Five Elements" "Filial piety is the first of the Hundred Virtues" "Bravo, it's my turn now" "South Tong Chou, North Tong Chou, North meets South" "East Pawn shop, West pawn shop, full of cops" "Big casino, small casino, and we play UNO" "Great..." "OK, once again" "Moon shining through window, and everyone is widow" "Come on, come on" "Long life like South Mountain, and great like Britain" "Congratulation..." "Listen" "Years go like water, a boy becomes a father" "What a wonderful mind!" "Lun Man Chui, you are great" "Spring is everywhere" "Money is kept well here" "People of waterloo live on water" "How is it?" "Guests from Oxford are like Ox" "What did you say?" "I mean, isn't the answer alright?" "Weather in May is wet and hot" "Brandy in 3 stars smells good and sweet" "Damn you" "It's my turn..." "Fart for your Headmaster" "It's none of my business" "Headmaster..." "We will defeat you in the school competition" "Just wait and see" "Mr Heung, you have a good student!" "You are flattering me, how about the money?" "One thousand taels" "I don't know you, where are you taking me to?" "I don't want to gamble" "Go in." "Go" "I have quitted, stop it" "We are all civilized, be a little bit gentle, OK?" "Where are you studying?" "Bastard, if you don't pay the debt for your mom, you can never dream of studying" "Brother Ho, I have brought his son here" "Where is my mom?" "Son" "What's that?" "I am your mom" "Are you..." "Can't you recognise me now?" "Mom?" "Have you brought me the money?" "How much do you owe them?" "20 taels" "I told you to quit" "Why don't you listen to me?" "I just do it for you" "I hope you to have a better living" "So, I just tried my luck in gambling" "Mom, you are really great" "Have you ever seen such great mother?" "Here, I want to make use of this chance to sing a song for my mother" "In this world, mom is so nice to me" "Let's sing together" "The baby is so lucky to be taken care by his mom" "Stop singing!" "So touching" "OK, tomorrow is the Mother's Day" "Go with your mom for a rich breakfast" "Let's go, I will take you to eat barbecue pork buns" "Don't go, it's a simple matter" "Pay, or be hooker" "I won't be hooker" "Good, it's good to be hooker" "You have bright future, good salary" "Most important of all, you should gain more customers" "Don't worry, I will visit you if I have time" "Go to hell, how dare you fool me?" "But, let's put it that way" "Will you want such an old hooker?" "That's right, so don't bother them, let's go" "No." "Stop right here, take her to the brothel now" "Stop, she owes you money only" "So, pay me" "Money 20 taels" "I will win 3 times, and gain 24 taels" "I'll gain 4 taels as interest too Come on" "Bet" "Big" "Bet small, I lost because I betted on big" "No, I want big" "Don't you want me to be hooker?" "I said big" "Small" "Ready?" "OK, small" "Open." "It's small" "Kid, you are lucky" "Mom, you are great" "Good boy, listen to me, make it small" "Not a coincidence, make it big" "Small Big" "Small Big" "I said small" "Alright" "Just one man should make the decision" "Big Small" "Forget it, small, up to you" "Well, I don't want to push you, make it big" "No" "I don't want you to blame me if you are going to be hooker" "Big" "Big or small?" "Big" "It's big" "How many times have we won?" "Two" "So, what's next?" "Let's win again, then we'll be free" "How much should we bet?" "What do you think?" "I have no idea" "It's so important, it's the last game" "I say..." "Big" "OK, small" "It's about your future, you'd think carefully" "Change it to big" "Come on" "Wait" "Wait a minute" "Since you don't have any intuition" "Let's bet on big and small together" "Are you ready?" "Open it" "Open." "Bingo, pair royal!" "You have to be hooker now" "What'll we do?" "I can't help you, you'd better be chick" "Take her to the brothel" "Yes" "No way..." "Don't move!" "Look carefully!" "Brother Ho, it's the plate from the East Chamber" "I tell you" "I have many friends in the East Chamber" "Who is going to offend me, that's an offence to the East Chamber" "Bull shit" "How do I know it's real or not?" "I can say this brick is the sign of the emperor" "Let me teach you" "The real plate can light up the room in darkness" "How?" "So many lights, that's why you can't see it" "Turn the light off" "OK, I have to check it's true or not Turn the light off" "Yes" "It says it lights up in dark." "But I can't see anything" "You are chatted" "You are wise, otherwise, you will have many dads" "I will make you some midnight snack" "Stop" "I won't have appetite by looking at you" "You may remove the cosmetic now" "But I am afraid you will throw up when you see my real face too" "Good night" "Where are you going?" "To hell" "Come on, eat!" "Lun Man Chun, you are not allowed to eat" "Yeah, I am punished to eat without paying" "Bullshit" "What?" "You sell bullshit?" "May I sit down?" "Why do you want my seat?" "Do you want to court me?" "Pal, may I ask you one question?" "No" "Just tell me who gave you this plate?" "So, you may get whatever you want" "My girlfriend gave me this" "You should see how the wind blows This will benefit you" "Otherwise..." "Pal, check please" "Don't you know you are in danger now?" "So, I have to pay it myself" "Alright, I will give you the plate" "I don't need your plate" "I just want to know who gave you this?" "OK, I will tell you, but promise me" "Do harm him" "Damn you" "Do you want to trick me?" "Not that easy" "You are shameless, how dare you attack my ass?" "Help..." "It's you who pushed me to attack" "Where is Prince Eight and Lee Man Lung?" "Did they give you this plate?" "If you don't tell me, I will send you to hell" "Thank you for saving me" "It is a dangerous world." "Something..." "you don't know is better than you know" "Don't tell anyone about the things happened" "Otherwise you will be in danger" "Mr Hero, you look familiar, where have I seen you?" "Are we..." "Cut the crap, we don't know each other" "Take care" "Hero..." "We don't know each other?" "We come to study, we are not labour" "Why are you still sitting here?" "Why don't you go to precise?" "Protest against devil's training" "Protest against devil's training" "We protest against devil's training" "We want democracy freedom" "We want democracy freedom" "OK, you don't want to practise, let's take a day off" "I think all the students are aggressive and obedient" "But I can't imagine, you are all useless" "If you want to lose again and to be teased, just take rest, to fight for your democracy again" "OK, we are free now" "Teacher" "What's the matter?" "Since you have just been so angry" "I don't want to bother you" "Isn't it yours?" "If yes, please keep it" "What's this?" "I have never seen it" "A good student should not be greedy" "I am going to send it to the court" "Isn't it yours?" "No?" "So, return it to me" "Don't play with such thing, it's illegal" "What are you thinking?" "Long hair represents strong desire for sex" "Thick tongue, bad breath..." "What did you say?" "No" "I mean, from the appearance, can you tell a man who knows martial arts or not?" "I can tell from Jet Li's appearance" "How about Mr Lee?" "Teacher, Liu Sin Hoi and Lun Man Chui is fighting" "Stop fighting" "Why do you fight?" "He said I have had bad breath" "He said my nose stank" "They want to test me" "How dare you beat the teacher?" "I wanna beat you..." "Kidding?" "How dare you!" "Look, you hurt him like this" "That's your fault" "You are in deep shit" "What?" "You told me to beat him" "But I didn't ask you to beat so heavily!" "It's you who make the idea" "You love fighting" "You were really enjoying fighting" "Your eyeballs are almost out" "I told you not to beat his head" "I told you not to kick him" "So, have you beaten his head?" "Have you kicked him?" "Yes" "So, fix him" "None of my business" "None of my business too" "None of my business" "Whom have I offended?" "Get lost, haven't you had enough?" "Tell me" "You always said you are the greatest" "Now, you fight against each other before the competition" "Mr Lee is supposed to train you, now" "He is in deep shit" "He fainted!" "You always claim you will win" "Now, you just defeated your teacher" "If you lose in the competition again, you will be punished" "Headmaster, we have much time to prepare for the competition" "We may not lose" "Good, if they cooperate with each other, they will win" "Nosy, you'd better shut up" "You are not a boy" "Something is missing in your body" "Otherwise, you can go for the competition" "Sit down" "I don't want to take care of you" "It doesn't hurt" "Are you happy?" "They should be blamed" "Disgusting" "Headmaster" "Such bastards" "Stop!" "We are going to set off, why not change your clothes?" "Are you scared about the competition?" "Sure" "Go to hell" "Good morning Good morning" "It's late!" "Why not dress up for the competition?" "Wait, ask the bastards to come out too" "Let's go" "Who is the Headmaster here?" "What's the matter?" "I am the Headmaster" "Ask Lee Man Lung to see me" "Who is he?" "I know he is here, ask him to come out" "Behave yourself, or, I would beat you" "Dad" "Headmaster, what's happened?" "The mad dog!" "He is messing up here" "Stand aside" "Give way" "Ask Lee Man Lung to see me, otherwise, you will be in deep shit" "I don't care who you are" "Just leave the girls away" "How dare you!" "Are you alright?" "Are you alright?" "Try once" "Let me massage you" "Damn you" "Good" "Don't be proud" "Bravo..." "Get lost" "Let me help you" "Ask Mr Lee to leave" "Your Excellency" "Don't treat them in such rude way" "Long time no see" "I know you are great, you are pretending" "I am ordered, to invite you to Man Lee Heung's Restaurant for a meeting" "Since you come by order," "I should go" "Teacher, you..." "Don't worry, I am fine" "You should try your best to win the competition" "I will celebrate with you when I'm back" "Sorry, Headmaster" "Don't you think it's enough?" "Hey, get changed, quickly, we are leaving" "Where are you going?" "You know that" "We have a deal, we will co-operate, right?" "Mr Lee, this way please" "Your Excellency, here comes Mr Lee" "Long time no see, how are you?" "You don't just want to know such thing, do you?" "You are so straight forward, I appreciate it" "Eunuch Ngai, you know him very well, don't you?" "Why do you go against him for that dog?" "Since we are good friends, just hand him to me," "I can forgive you" "We are working for different masters, anyway, thank you" "If you want me to hand you Prince Eight, that's impossible" "Well, do you want to go against me?" "No other choice" "So, I am pleased to have fun with you" "How dare you" "Headmaster" "We can't get Lun and Liu" "If we win again, we will have 20 flags" "Headmaster, we can't find them" "Where the hell have they gone?" "Headmaster, we meet again" "I have heard that your students are well trained, so as to defeat us" "Sure..." "Yeah, we are always the winner, it's meaningless" "We don't even have a competitor" "Did you eat shit?" "Your mouth stinks" "Where have they gone?" "Headmaster" "We are going to start, what'll we do?" "Just ask someone to join the competition" "Ching Ching" "Look, they have brought the maid" "How poor are their students!" "The first race is quiz" "Who answers correctly, who can gain one mark" "Who answers wrongly, who will have one mark deducted" "Understand" "Ready" "Ready" "Please tell 2 idioms started by "To"" "Ming College" ""To call a spade a spade"," ""To cross the Rubicon"" "Right, one mark" "What man was Confucius..." "Ming" "He was a famous teacher" "Wrong, Oriental College please" "He was an old man" "Right" "Kidding" "I am an old man, but I am not Confucius, isn't it alright?" "Don't you disagree with the answer?" "It's quiz again 2 cockroaches were on the wall, they were couples, one was dropped" "The male wasn't beaten, but he fell on the ground later" "Why?" "Ming College" "Because they loved each other, the male wanted to save the female" "Wrong" "Earthquake" "Wrong" "Oriental" "Because the male clapped his hand after seeing the fall of the female" "So he lost his balance,  fell" "Right, one mark" "Kidding" "It's too ridiculous" "History test" "Kublai Khan led 100,000 soldiers to attack" "He shouted," ""Rush, attack, go"" "But no one responded to his order" "Why?" "Oriental" "Because the soldiers were scared" "Wrong, Ming College" "Can you make it?" "Who knows what he is talking" "Right" "Because he spoke in English" "The Mongolian soldiers can't understand his words" "Maths quiz." "Now, the result is nine to nine" "Who answers correctly, who will be the winner of this section" "Tell me the result of 1 plus 1" "It won't be that easy Be careful" "Ming College" "Can you make it?" "That's two" "Not that easy" "One mark will be deducted" "What'll we do?" "Let's see how they answer" "Headmaster, isn't it 2?" "You idiot" "It won't be that simple" "Ming College, answer now" "I will count to three, if you can't answer, I'll deduct your marks" "Hurry up" "Two" "One plus one equals to..." "Two" "Right" "That's so simple" "Now, Ming College wins this section" "The world changed" "Why can't you answer this simple question?" "I said two, two!" "How dare you trick me?" "Mister, please accept my present" "Look, the banana is pretty" "Why don't you do this earlier?" "Thank you" "Watch mine" "Now, here comes the tug of war" "Get ready 1, 2, 3, start!" "Hurry up..." "This section is won by the Oriental College" "Shit" "Why did you beat me?" "That's none of my business" "I don't know" "We are on the same side" "Watch out" "If you are wise, hand me Prince Eight" "I will let you go then" "He is ugly" "His mouth stinks" "His eyes are pretty" "I swear" "If you can leave here alive" "I will leave into seclusion" "Teacher" "Go to hell" "So hard" "Baldy, come on" "It's too hard" "Asshole" "Go to hell, go to hell" "See which is harder, your head or my rod?" "Hold it" "Are you alright?" "Fine" "Thank you for saving me" "We should come and help you" "By the way, you can't defeat him" ""Dragon's Palms"" ""Tiger and Crane Stance"" ""Swaying Rod"" ""Pointed Stance"" ""Buddha's Palm"" ""Holy Buddha's Stance"" ""Flying Angel"" "Don't go" "Why?" "Let him go" "Why?" "He is beaten to be idiot" "How do you know he is real or not?" "Anyway, he was defeated by you he has no face to show up in the world of martial arts too" "You are right" "Here you are, how about the competition?" "Competition?" "How about you?" "What'll we do?" "Forget about me, go and join the competition" "Alright" "The last race is a relay" "Now, the result is nine to nine" "Who wins this relay, who will be the winner of this competition" "It's no big deal" "The instrument used in this relay is not this simple one" "But two" "Kidding?" "So big is it!" "Protest" "Invalid, let's start the race" "Hurry up..." "We can't make it" "Hurry up then" "Hold it" "This is the last one, win the race, come on" "Go" "Big one, hurry up" "It's lucky of not being pressed to death" "Hurry up" "They are back" "Hurry up" "Hold it, you are late" "You can't catch up with me" "See you" "Big head, are you dancing?" "Let's dance together" "See you" "Hey, hurry up You've almost made it" "Hurry up" "Rush!" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Can you make it?" "Why is it so noisy?" "Watch it" "Wait a minute" "Rush" "Cheer up" "Move" "I am coming" "Hurry" "We have made it" "Bingo" "We won, I won it I won it again" "I won it" "You..." "This is the starting point" "Great" "You made me mad!" "The 21st Joint School Competition, Ming's College is the champion" "Uncle, we won" "I know it" "Bravo!" "You bastard, you lose my face" "How can I face others?" "You drove me mad" "Bravo" "Ching Ching, asked the kid to bring me the flag" "Mom, I haven't got the championship for 20 years" "Now, I get the flag again, I have to thank God" "Stop playing, stop playing" "Stop messing up" "Headmaster asked you to take the flag here" "OK" "Here comes the Scholar... 3 years later, Lun Man Chui became the first Scholar from Canton"