"Thank you for using our train." "This is the end of the line." "Make sure to gather your belongings." " Whoa there..." " What a freak!" "Don't see too many of those." "Can he get any geekier?" "See that?" "Yeah!" "Oh my god!" " Let's try that restaurant." " Clams are good there." "Shut the hell up!" "Who do you think you are?" "You're bothering everyone!" "All that chattering..." "You're hurting my ears!" "Please!" "Stop!" "What the hell!" "You assaulting me?" "You just shoved me!" "I had a drink in Okachimachi..." "I demand an apology!" "Now turn off your cellphones!" "Laptop my ass!" "What are you reading?" "Hey!" "Answer me!" "This is how I met her." "Author:" "TRAIN_MAN (DENSHA OTOKO)" "This might get long." "A little self-intro first." "My age: 22 years-old" " You look great today." " Whatever!" " Something happen?" " Not really?" "I've gone 22 years without a girlfriend." "I'm an anime and game otaku, a denizen of Akihabara..." "But could it be that a guy like me now has a big chance for romance?" "Sorry." "Come to think of it, this wasn't really anything at all." "I better cool down." "Send" "Anonymous:" "Interesting." "Anonymous:" "And then?" "Anonymous:" "More details please." "Okay." "I'm not good with words, but here's my story." "I went to Akihabara today." "I didn't buy anything, but..." "Hey!" "Answer me!" "You listening?" "Answer me!" "Who the hell are you?" "Give it a rest." "Say what?" "You..." "You should give it a rest..." "What, you're scared?" "You want to fight me?" "You want a fight?" "Sir, what's the problem?" "Please calm down." "This punk's trying to pick a fight!" "I see." "Listen, my wife and children aren't at home..." "There he is!" "You punk!" "Are you alright?" "I am sorry." "I am sorry." "Excuse me, but the police would like to hear your story." "Alright." "You may leave now." "Thank you." "Well, then..." "I'll be going." "If you don't mind, could you give me your name and address?" "Wait, me too, please!" "Ma'am, I need this form completed, too." "What?" "Another one?" "Can I have your address, too?" "I'd like to send a thank-you gift." "Oh, no." "Geez, I'm sorry..." "Why the apology?" "If I'd handled it better, we wouldn't have had to call the police." "Please don't say that." "You helped us." "I really appreciate it." "Why... didn't I ask for her number?" "I'd never been thanked by a woman before, so I didn't know how to react." "Send" "Stop knocking." "Don't come in!" "I'll leave your dinner here..." "Congratulations, you joined hundreds of other men in her address book. (-_-)" "What?" "He met a woman on the train?" "And she thanked him?" "Captain, this is an assault upon all of us single geeks!" "Damn!" "Of course, just getting into her address book is a feat by our standards." "If she has your address, I'm sure she'll send you something." "It's great that Train_man stood up to the drunkard." "But maybe it's just courtesy for her to send a gift." "Don't read into it too much." "Life isn't so easy." "Your value as a male went up maybe 0.01 points, so take heart in that." "Thanks for reading." "I'll report if she contacts me." "Hey, come here." "Do something about this, hurry!" "I can't close these windows!" "Huh." "Thanks." "So, about that party..." "Sorry, can't make it." "You can't?" "Damn, I need one more guy to balance it out." "Who to ask?" "Try this new cosmetic for men, "Men's Water!"" "Take one." "Take a sample of "Men's Water" today!" "The doors are closing." "Please watch the doors." "Just arrived!" "A courier package from the woman!" "With a cute envelope and handwriting!" "(;*o*) = 3 Woohoo." "Hey look!" "It's that Train_Man." "A pair of expensive-looking cups contained herein." "I think they smell good!" "Calm down." "The smell is merely an illusion." "If it's by courier, you got her number, too?" "It's on the invoice..." "(((;*A*))) Oh shittttt." "Then call her now." "She won't if you just call to say thanks." "No, calling same day is a turn off." "I CAN'T..." "I'm not capable of calling women." "Maybe the cups will indicate her feelings for you." "Where are they from?" "It says HERMES on it..." "HERMES!" "HER..." "HERMES?" "Dang!" "Call her NOW." "Those cups MEAN something." "It's just a gift, no?" "I thought HERMES only makes bags..." "They make tableware?" "HERMES is WAY too expensive for a mere thank you." "(*A*) WHA...?" "Call her." "Call her NOW." "No, write a letter." "Calling now would turn her off." "If you don't call, you'll end up just "nice guy"." "Ask her out to dinner!" "Write her a LETTER!" "Who writes letters anymore?" "Go to her house then!" "Out of the question." "Have tea with her first!" "Save tea for later!" "Everyone trembles at first." "If Train_man calls her now, I think his life will change." "Whether or not he gets with her, he'll gain something even better." "Listen." "You're up against one woman." "You've got all of us by your side." "How kind you all are!" "Wonder how he's doing." "I'm getting nervous, too." "He won't call her." "It's too high a hurdle for a virgin like him." "I called, but I got her voice mail." "What?" "You called her?" "Good work!" "That's great, Mr. Train!" "You did it." "Your level has risen yet again." "You've grown a lot." "You're shining, man!" "Nice!" "Just do it again tomorrow." "Yes, I'll try again tomorrow..." "IT'S HER!" "WOW!" "This is the crucial moment." "I'm praying for you." "Please, deliver him to victory!" "Haven't felt like this since my junior high speech contest..." "Take my courage... from when I stole a panty during grade school!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Oh, uh, hello." "I'm the one you met on the train the other day..." "I..." "I'm sorry for calling you out of the blue." "Sorry for making you buy such a nice gift..." "Oh, it's nothing." "I happened to get it on discount." "I mean, I'm sorry that I ended causing trouble for everyone..." "You keep apologizing." "I'm sorry!" "They talked about you after you left." "That it's rare to see a brave young man like you nowadays." "I felt the same way." "The cups look very expensive." "I must've caused you trouble." "Not at all." "Hope I didn't cause you trouble with the gift." "Oh no, I'm sorry I've caused you so much trouble that you're worrying about having caused me trouble, and..." "I mean..." "Now you've got me all confused." "ASK HER OUT TO DINNER" "In return for the gift, may I take you out to..." "Excuse me?" "Um... how about dinner?" "My treat." "I want to thank you for the cups." "Dinner?" "I appreciate the offer, but the cups are really nothing." "Well, if you agree to split the bill, I'll go." "Need restaurant recommendation." "Alright!" "You did it!" "Tell her you'll find a nice restaurant later." "OK" "There's something vivid about his brevity." "Romance... at last!" "Love has descended upon him!" "I'm basking in this!" "Wait." "It's too early to rejoice." "Huh?" "That's right." "The next step is crucial." "I just hung up with her." "We have a date." "You guys, I can't thank you enough." "Not so fast!" "There's no time for celebrating." "You must shave first!" "Go and buy new clothes!" "I can recommend a store." "First, you need a makeover." "Lose the geek outfits." "Get yourself a jacket and a pair of denim jeans." "But nothing too trendy." "Forget the glasses!" "Wear contacts!" "Contacts!" "Don't go to a barbershop." "Go to a HAIR SALON!" "Nice to meet you." "Avoid looking clueless at the restaurant." "Check it out in advance if possible." "Welcome." "Please follow me." "Thank you very much." "I'm sorry for calling late." "About our dinner, would Japanese food be fine?" "Here it goes." "Hello?" "I'm sorry for calling late." "About..." "Hello." "About our dinner..." "would Japanese food be fine?" "Yes, sure." "That's great." "I'll dress up." "Please don't laugh at me." "Dress up?" "Yes, but don't expect too much." "Then I'll dress up too." "I... see..." "Is the food okay?" "It's delicious." "I'm glad." "It's a nice restaurant." "Isn't it?" "It's crazycozy." "Excuse me?" "Mr. Train Man..." "_" "You use interesting words." "Teach me more." "Okay... "Water requested."" ""Water requested."" "How about this usage?" "What?" "I don't want to go home tonight." ""Sleepover requested."" "Ms. Hermes..." "Mr. Train..." "Train_man's probably doing this and that right about now..." "While we're sitting around worrying about him, he's already..." "No!" "Medic!" "He's cracked under the pressure before the attack!" "Just got home." "Let me get changed first." "HERE IT COMES ....(^o^)....!" "*heart pounding* yesyesyesyes" "Here's my report." "We agreed to meet at 7 p.m. today..." "I'm sorry." "Sorry for being late." "You are late!" "I'm sorry." "Do you come to restaurants like this often?" "Do you come to restaurants like this often?" "Do you come to restaurants like this often?" "You come to restaurants like this often?" "You come to restaurants like this often?" "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Oh, it's okay." "Uh, shall we?" "You look different." "I..." "I tried my best." "You look nice." "Thank you." "Sorry, I walk slow." "Not at all." "I'm sorry." "I like the ambience here." "I'm glad you like it." "It's one of my favorites." "It's delicious." "You sure hold your liquor well." "No... not at all." "You come to restaurants like this often?" "Yes." "I live with my parents, so I like eating out." "I see." "How many people in your family?" "Three." "Who are they?" "Just my parents and I... and my dog." "A dog?" "What's his name?" "He's called Chiro." "How many square meters is your home?" "Square meters?" "I'm not sure..." "Excuse me." "You come to restaurants like this often?" "Pardon me?" "Sorry, I already asked that..." "I'll check how big my house is later." "Thank you." "That day..." "When you saved me, how did you feel?" "Excuse me?" "I was so happy when you came over." "I felt really relieved." "I ride the train every day, but it's a bit scary." "But knowing there are people like you, I feel safe to ride it." "It'd be great if all men were like you." "Excuse me." "Go ahead." "I'm sorry." "Hello?" "It's alright." "I've got you." "Okay..." "The dinner was great." "Actually, I got some bad news earlier." "What is it?" "It's not a big deal." "I had a dinner plan cancelled on me." "Dinner with someone?" "Are you two close friends?" "We often try different restaurants together." "But the person's busy, so there goes my dinner plan." "It's a pity." "Then maybe..." "The next station is Sakuradai." "Please watch the doors." "See you then." "Thank you very much for tonight." "My pleasure." "Good night." "Good night." "I..." "I'll call you later!" "Guyz..." "So that's what you call a date, right?" "So that was a date!" "SO THAT WAS A DATE!" "Man, Hermess is a nice girl!" "She's hot!" "Hermess is HOT!" "Damn, things are going so smooth it's disgusting"/i". ('A') bleh!" "You've done well, Mr. Train." "Sounds like she likes you." "So did you give her the "thank you" call?" "No, not yet..." "Oh, but I got her e-mail address!" "Hey, don't get too eager." "Say, you should really eat..." "Told you I don't want it!" "You had dinner with a woman." "Consider that progress." "You happy with just one date?" "Asking her out on a date is a man's duty." "That's the rule!" "It'll be rude of you not to call or email her!" "To be honest..." "I've never had dinner with a woman." "What?" "I once tried, but she said," ""Why would I want to stare at your face while I eat?"" "Actually, I've only been on two dates." "I've only been on one." "Truth is, I've only been on one..." "Sorry!" "I've never been on any!" "How was the party?" "That was freaky." "Didn't I tell you?" "About what?" "Entertaining clients." "Tough stuff." "And about the coming Saturday..." "Thank you for your invitation." "I'm looking forward to it." "I'm looking forward to it, too." "Hey." "Are you coming to the party?" "What?" "Me?" "Yeah." "I'm afraid I can't..." "but thanks for asking." "Awfully quick reply." "You should get back to work." "Yes, I will." "So let me treat you next time." "No, we split the bill." "Please try the new cosmetic "Men's Water." Here you go." "Yet still, I can hardly speak in her presence." "It's about time he starts to crack..." "But there were some positive signs." "You mentioned you don't have anyone to go to restaurants with." "Maybe I can go with you?" "That'd be great." "I wanted to ask last time, but..." "I was hinting at that, you know." "Excuse me?" "I was hinting at that, you know." "We're under attack!" "Requesting antiaircraft backup!" "We need more ammo!" "We don't have enough time!" "Lucky bastard!" "You're living something I fantasize about in bed everyday!" "But there were ominous signs, too." "I'd like you to meet someone." "Meet... someone?" "Would you mind?" "No..." "That's an odd turn of events..." "Meet someone?" "Sounds pretty serious." "You haven't confirmed boyfriend status yet, right?" "A big plot twist?" "Like, sorry, you're just a dining partner!" "Hermess might be capable of that..." "Sorry, I'm late." "Sorry to keep you waiting." "Sorry for barging in like this." "No, not at all." "Nice to meet you." "Shall we go?" "Sure, first we..." "I have a place in mind." "Sorry?" "Bon appétit." "It looks tasty." "Let's share it." "Thanks." "Sorry, I'm not used to eating this." "Don't worry." "You can eat it, no problem." " Thank you..." " Here..." "Oh, you can't eat this part, right..." "People ever call you spacy?" "Well... sometimes..." "Not always?" "What?" "It's good to have people like him." "Really?" "Well, I'll be going now." "She keeps going out with her boyfriend." "So she had to cancel last time." "So she's the one..." "That's why I'm here today!" "See you later!" "Sorry about all that." "Not at all." "It was fun." "It's beautiful." "Sure is." "Let's take a walk." "Okay." "Anime..." "What?" "I mean, do you go to the movies?" "Well, I go sometimes, but I'm no expert." "Any recommendations?" "How about "The Matrix"?" "I love it, it's great!" "I've heard of it, but it looks like a difficult film." "Not at all." "The Wachowski brothers, who directed the film, influenced by "Ghost in the Shell,"" "and brought their vision to life using wires, and Japanese animation was like..." "Sorry, you must be bored." "Say..." "Yes?" "Will you come with me?" "Sure... what?" "Sorry for bringing you here." "Don't mention it..." "Listening to you, I got the urge to see it." "This is really great." "The visuals will blow you away." "The sequels are good, but this one's still the best." "You look happy." "I haven't seen this expression on you before." "It's nice." "Thank you for waiting." "Thank you." "Still looks difficult, though." "I can explain anything you don't understand." "Can we catch the last train?" "I'm not sure." "We'd better run!" "I'm sorry." "I just wanted to make sure we catch the..." "This is more natural." "Let's run." "Should I walk you home?" "It's late." "You don't have to." "But thank you anyway." "I'll call you later." "She quietly pulled my hand." "Actually, could you walk me home?" "Sure." "That's all for today. ('-')" "What?" "That's all?" "What happened after that?" "We talked as I walked her home." "She thanked me and I said "Don't mention it."" "I said I'd email her, and we said "Good night."" "That's all?" "No kiss?" "No confession?" "I didn't know what to do." "Good." "Then we can keep cheering you on." "But it's still unclear whether or not she has a steady." "That's right." "I couldn't ask her.°º°('A')°º°" "What the hell." "Ask her ASAP." "It doesn't matter anymore." "Who cares, just tell her how you feel!" "Yup!" "No, take preventive measures." "Right." "Women sometimes change their minds." "Yup!" "Then what should I do?" "That's the question!" "shejustcalled" "Hey, a call from Hermess!" "What is this?" "Some kind of signal?" "Decoders!" "Get the code table!" "Just hung up." "She invited me to her place. ('-')" "It's all over." "We surrender, so just let us go!" "Going to a woman's home..." "A miracle!" "What a devastating force!" "I can still go..." "I can still go!" "It doesn't matter anymore." "Let's just succumb to the light..." "What a gentle light..." "I..." "I can still fight!" "No!" "Check out the auction website!" "Twin-Famicom on sale!" "With "Famicom Wars"!" "You serious?" "I said I hadn't used the cup yet, and she said," ""Bring it with you." "I'll serve some tea."" "And she wants me to meet Chiro (dog)." "Not bad, Mr. Train." "What are you doing?" "It's your shift." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Want something to eat?" "Sure." "At last I get to meet the man who saved my daughter." "Huh, Chiro?" "Don't get too excited, darling." "It's the first time she's brought a boy home." "She's a bit of a late bloomer, so please take good care of her." "Don't say that." "I'm not a child anymore." "The pleasure is mine." "And thus... could he be meeting her parents and making wedding plans?" "With his momentum, it's entirely possible." "It started with just curiosity and sympathy, but our spirit gave him encouragement, and now he's grown up with his own sheer willpower." "Is this victory?" "Or failure?" "Oh, shut up!" "Why don't you guys go out and try for yourselves?" "Easier said than done!" "Hello, nice to meet you." "Thank you for inviting me..." "Alright!" "I'm coming." "Stop it, Chiro!" "Hello..." "Nice to..." "I'm sorry." "Here you are." "Where are your parents?" "They won't come back from their relatives until night." "Which means..." "I'll try these!" "That's... sugar." "I'm sorry." "I see you have a computer." "My father uses it sometimes, but I never do." "I'd like to try, but..." "It's pretty old, isn't it?" "Yes, but it's a Macintosh Classic, a well-made and valuable model." "Oh, you know a lot about computers." "Well... just a bit." "Can you choose a computer for me?" "Sure, I'd be glad to." "Promise?" "I promise." "Now try this tea." "Here you are." "Thank you." "Very good." "I'm glad." "It's my mother's favorite tea." "It's pronounced "BE-NO-A"." "I see." "Anonymous:" "Benoist is a legendary British company, and one of the few companies with three royal crowns in its crest." "How about some music?" "Oops." "Security system is on." "Is this the one?" "Anyone ever call you spacy?" "I guess that's why I have no boyfriend." "Oh, the men around you must have no taste at all..." "At our office, you'd be a star." "Oh, stop it." "Do you have a girlfriend?" "Me?" "No way!" "I have no style, no character..." "I'm not good looking..." "That's why I can't get a girlfriend." "I think you're attractive." "There's nothing left to say..." "You've surpassed us all, Train_man." "That's right." "You've surpassed us all!" "Congratulations, Train!" "This is the most refreshing depression I've ever felt!" "All that's left is to tell her how you feel." "No way around it?" "Of course not!" "Do it now or you're not a man!" "That's right." "It's time for us... to plan a kick-ass date for you." "How about it, guys?" "Damn right!" "It'll be our farewell gift to you." "Go for it, Train_man!" "Guys..." "Okay, I'll do it." "I'll take all your advice and tell her how I feel." "It'll be the happiest day of my life." "Anonymous:" "The sure-win date flowchart" "Excuse me, I came all the way from Hakata." "Welcome." "BEBBEARNO tea, please." "It's Benoist, sir." "Excuse me." "Take your time." "Smells good!" "Ah, so this is the famed British tea from one of the few companies with three royal crowns in its crest!" "Excellent!" "You can leave it there." "I'll eat it later." "Here." "What is it?" "I bought it at a store in Ginza." "Name:" "Hermess" "I'm flattered about your feelings for me." "But I don't think... we're a good match." "Let's stay friends." "It's time..." "Today's the day, Mr. Train!" "Sorry for being late." "Let's go." "Where are we...?" "Where are we going?" "It's a secret." "Its label is designed by Enzo Francesco, a famous avant-garde artist." "Know this?" "Its label was designed by Enzo Francesco." "A highly praised design." "Let's take this one." "What is this?" "This is a furnished apartment rented by the hour." "Let's eat here." "But..." "It's not what you think." "Just a room with furniture." "Member's card?" "Yes." "I'm sorry." "Can't enter without it?" "It's a members-only club." "I've already registered as a member online." "The card hasn't arrived." "But the card is required for entrance, I'm afraid." "Perhaps there was a mistake with reservations..." "But..." "Let's go." "But..." "It's okay." "Come on..." "You know, I really don't mind." "Why don't we just eat here?" "No, we can't just eat anywhere." "Give me a moment." "SOS!" "Find me another place!" "Train, what're you doing?" "Get back to your date!" "My mind's blank..." "I need another place now..." "Help!" "Hey there, baby." "What's up?" "You alone?" "Come hang out with us." "I love you, honey!" "The person you have called is not available to take your call..." "I found a place in Roppongi." "I made reservations." "It's a bit far, but we can take a cab." "Actually," "I have to work abroad tomorrow." "I have to pack, so..." "I have to go." "I'm sorry." "Maybe you can help me find a computer next time." "See you later." "What the hell have you done, Train man?" "_" "I feel like we failed you or something..." "Hermess in Europe" "Maybe we pushed you too much." "But we were just trying to help..." "Just means he didn't have what it takes in the end." "Don't be so cruel..." "No, he's right." "I'm the one who failed." "But now, I'll focus on doing something only I can do, by myself." "Excuse me." "Yes, sir." "How much memory in this hard disk?" "Of the TV-function models, this is the most popular." "Would you like a catalog?" "Thanks, I'll look around." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Welcome back." "It's been a long time." "I'm sorry." "I'm busy right now..." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Can I come to your place today?" "I have something to..." "I'm sorry, today isn't..." "I'll call you later." "Sorry." "I'm sorry for showing up unannounced." "Here..." "Sorry." "I'm late." "Let's go." "What's this?" "Well..." "Here." "Aren't I a bother?" "Seeing you again, I realize we're just not a good match." "Like we're in different worlds..." "I figured it wouldn't work." "I was worried that..." "someday..." "I mean, I'm so happy I met you, but this was too good to be true." "I was scared that it would fall apart one day." "Someday I wouldn't be able to go on anymore..." "I think I knew this, from the very beginning." "I had a great time, you know." "It was great spending time with you." "But... if you're not happy," "if this is too difficult for you," "then maybe it's better we don't see each other anymore." "Hi, I'm writing from Paris." "You guys..." "I'm sorry." "I know you've all been supporting me all along." "I just don't know..." "what to do anymore..." "Can't stand seeing her sad face..." "This really hurts." "To love is so painful..." "To love someone..." "This feeling..." "I can't..." "I just don't have... the courage to go on." "I don't have..." "I don't have the courage to go on." "I don't have the courage" "That's bullshit!" "That's bullshit, man!" "After all those miracles?" "You've been showing us all along." "At first I thought you had no chance." "As if a geek like you could ever find happiness!" "But starting with your courage to call her, you've been showing us all along!" "One miracle after another!" "You even went to her house!" "You know what a feat that is?" "That's bigger than traveling abroad!" "You can't buy a ticket to her house on any damn website!" "Have some confidence!" "That's right!" "You gotta go for it, Train!" "Don't give up so easily!" "Listen..." "You're our hope!" "That's right!" "You can't give up now!" "Why fall in love in the first place?" "Come on, Train_man!" "Remember..." "You've got... all of us on your side!" "Come on!" "Go for it!" "You can do it!" "Get up, Train_man!" "We're all with you!" "You can do it!" "You can do it!" "You can do it!" "Why... are you so good to me?" "Why are you all so kind to me?" "P.S. Do you remember our promise?" "Let's meet at Akihabara next time." "It may be too late." "But still..." "Here I go!" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "The characteristic of this model is that..." "To put simply, it means that..." "She went out?" "She said something about wanting to buy a computer..." "Thank you very much." "Excuse me, do you have this model?" "Yes, please follow me." "17" monitors are popular." "The mouse and keyboard may be difficult to..." "Are you alright?" "I was wondering, but it's really you." "I have something to tell you." "Yes?" "Be brave." "I thought I'd be like this forever..." "Always be alone..." "wandering around Akihabara..." "Avoiding making eye contact with people, only talking to people online..." "But I was fine with it." "Even when I'm old and alone..." "I'd be fine." "But..." "I came to feel scared." "I was so happy..." "It was my first time, spending time with someone..." "Time flew by so quickly..." "And then I wanted to see you again..." "Like I couldn't be alone, or..." "I want to be with you forever." "I love you." "I love you." "I love you so much." "Me, too." "I love you, too." "I love you." "I love you very much." "Let's be together, forever." "We'll be together forever and ever." "Forever and ever..." "Don't cry any more..." "Once I said "I love you," I started loving you even more." "I'm sharing your tears." "On that day, after you left," "I realized that you were afraid, too." "But you were still brave." "You're always like that..." "Being gentle..." "Sorry, I walk slow." "It's okay." "Always caring for me..." "It's alright." "I've got you." "A beautiful full moon tonight." "A souvenir for you." "I realized, every time we met, you left me a little present." "A present?" "For me, an e-mail wasn't just an email." "Sugar wasn't just sugar..." "You turned nothing into something, and turned trivial things into wonderful memories." "When I'm with you, everything became important, and the memories kept building." "Even though they may seem insignificant to others," "together we can turn them into happiness." "To be able to believe that..." "That's what falling in love is about." "That's what you've taught me." "Thank you." "So Train_man's graduated from here." "Kinda sad to see him go..." "No, it's our turn to do it ourselves!" "That's right." "Good luck, everyone." "Thanks, guys." "The train's coming!" "I couldn't have done this without all of your help." "I love you all." "You're home." "This is gorgeous." "Here." "Thanks!" " Want a drink?" " Sure!" "May I sit here?" "Sure..." "Thank you." "By the way, I haven't told you yet about my friends." "Your friends?" "Very important friends." "Tell me, then." "Here." "Thank you." "Directed by:" "Shosuke Murakami" "What?" "What're you looking at?" "Answer me!" "Come on!" "Answer me!" "Stop it." "Stop it." "What?" "Stop it." "What did you say?" "Please stop." "What, you scared?" "You want a fight?" "Stop it." "Stop it." "He's trying to pick a fight!" "We're almost there." "I'm gonna throw up..." "Train Man"