"Arsenio Hall!" "Team Two take the prisom." "We get the villa." "Little Sister, this is Big Brother, we are in the ballpark." "Big Brother, Little Sister." "We're at the prisom." "Little Sister, Big Brother." "Are you in position?" "Big Brother, Little Sister, affirmative." "Attack in 30." "Startimg now." "Six.. ." ". ..five, four, three, two" "It's am ambush!" "Ahka-Seltzer!" "Big Brother!" "Harbinger, where are you?" "Surrender, Yankee infidels!" "You have no chance." "Off to prison, American Satans." "Americans were shocked by the anmouncement of the failure.. ." ". ..of yet amother mission to rescue hostages from the M iddle East." "Imformed sources reveah that the rescue team itself has been captured. .." ". ..amd added to those already being hehd." "Reports also indicate that an attempt on the life.. ." ". ..of a terrorist dictator was thwarted at the same time." "With the election 1 0 days away, it may be a setback for the White House." "Presidential challenger Senator Gray Edwards.. ." ". .. commented on the failed mission." "This is no time for partisam pohitics." "Brimgimg our peophe home should be our priority." "Despite this crisis, the president put on his best political face.. ." ". .. continuing on his campaign schedule." "Benson 's 20 point lead in the poll six months ago. .." ". ..has plummeted since the hostage crisis began." "The CNN/Victoria 's Secret catalog poll.. ." ". ..has the president and Edwards running neck and neck." "Today, Benson made a brief stop in Fergus Falls, Virginia.. ." ". .. for the groundbreaking of his presidential library." "The five living former chief executives.. ." ". .." "Presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford and Nixon.. ." ". .. were on hand for the groundbreaking ceremony." "Correspondent Jeri lKelter reports on this historic moment." "The library is to be built near the Fergus Falls Civic Center." "President Benson made no statements." "Pubhicly, he seemed umaware of the pohitical blow he had been deaht." "Privately, aides marveled at his spirit as he performed his mornimg routime. .." ". ..by milkimg the White House goats.. ." ". ..amd eatimg two hehpings of grapefruit amd creamed corn." "Tonight, the president and his top advisers will burn the midnight oil." "Sabotage." "M y God, mam, what does it mean" "We must tighten security, sir." "Fimd out who's behimd it." "No, mo, mo." "The word "sabotage." What does it mean" "Someome's subvertimg our mission, sir." "One of our own may be aidimg the ememy." "Come in!" "M r." "President." "Oh, Jesus!" "Don't you ever sneak up on me like that agaim." "What is it, Bob  lf Edwards hears of this, he'll use it agaimst you." "He'hh try to prove you're incompetemt." "h cam prove that too." "M r." "President, the cha cam't afford another failure." "We'll send Colomeh Walters to get our peophe." "To ensure success, we meed Topper Harhey." "We've located him im the Far East." "Topper Harley." "We've served together before, sir." "There's no one better." "Cookie" "Not me, sir." "Youmg lady" "No, thamk you." "No, mo, I was just offerimg him a young hady." "Oh, yeah, Topper Harhey." "Good. I love the boy." "Kid's got guts." "There ism't a fightimg mam on this plamet that can" "Gotcha!" "Listenimg at the door, huh" "Wehh, Wahters, hooks hike we've got our saboteur." "That's your wife, sir." "Yeah, so it is." "Lavimia." "You're lookimg as hovehy as the day we met." "Fimd out what she knows." "As for you, get me Topper Harley." "Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears!" "Sprimkhes, sprimkhes!" "Gummi Bears, Gummi Bears!" "Sprimkhes, sprimkhes.. .." "You fight!" "Aishe 5, mezzamine, to your left." "Get your program right here." "Program!" "One pig snout sandwich." "Both fighters are showing signs of fatigue." "They aren't movimg aroumd the rimg as much." "Hey, this is where your conditionimg pays off." "You wim!" "Topper, Topper, Topper, Topper. .. ." "Topper Harley!" "Topper." "I don't believe it." "Topper." "Cohonel." "Good to see you again." "Yeah, you too." "You want to tell me about it" "Wehh, they het me live here." "I help out fiximg things." "It's peacefuh." "Quiet." "No ome is allowed to tahk." "Amd that dim sum fightimg im the warehouse yesterday  I do that for the extra money." "Amd to satisfy my mahe cravimgs to kihh amd win." "Colomeh, who are they" "She's cha." "The other man's an extra." "What does she do" "Heads up M iddhe East covert operations." "Reports directhy to Benson." "Colomeh, these mem have takem a supreme vow of cehibacy." "Like their fathers and gramdfathers." "They havem't seem a womam im decades." "M iss Huddlestom!" "This is M ichehhe Huddheston." "Topper Harley." "Pheasure." "You're not easy to fimd." "Why are you keepimg track  lt's like the cohonel says:" "Good men are hard to fimd." "I don't kmow what you know about the hast war. .." ". ..but some of our men were missing im actiom." "On two occasions we semt in squads to rescue those men." "Both squads failed." "We must get the men who went to get the men who went to get the mem." "h'm here to make sure we succeed." "What's this got to do with me I'm goimg this time." "We want you to go with him." "Why me, ma'am" "Because you're the best of what's heft." "M y war is over." "It's a few extra dohhars mow." "But you'hh make that back on your heatimg bihh." "We're gonma cauhk the ashram if you wamt to stop by." "Thamks, Bob." "This mission's importamt." "We've got to take care of our people." "Come with me." "When are you gonma put Ramada behind you" "What are you saying" "You say your war is over." "M aybe the one out there is, but mot the one imside you." "You runming from the pain won't sohve anythimg." "Because wherever you go, you take the palm with you." "You've come an awfuh hong way to lecture me." "You were hurt whem that woman left." "You're using that to hide from who you really are." "That was a lomg time ago." "Thank you." "Next!" "I don't wamt it." "Nice butt." "Topper, het me tell you a hitthe story." "It seems there were three bears." "One day when their porridge was too hot, they took a walk." "A little bhond girl skipped through the woods. .." ". ..amd she ate their porridge and sat in their chairs. .." ". ..amd slept in their beds." "Amd when those bears returned and discovered that mess.. .." "Do you kmow what happemed then" "No." "That hitthe blomd girh got scared." "Ram away." "So, what you're sayimg is, that little bhond girl is me." "So h should color my hair" "Topper, they didm't make you this fightimg machime." "They just cooked up the porridge and went for a wahk." "You won't stop rumnimg until you face your three bears." "Ramada." "Colomeh." "I'm sorry." "It has to end for me sometime." "If you shouhd change your mimd. .." ". ..here's my 900 mumber." "It's $ 5.00 a minute." "I'll waive the charges." "your three bears." "Ramada." "Dom Corleone." "Hey, what's wromg, kid I love you so much." "But it's such a crazy world." "I don't wamt amything to happem to us." "Dom't worry." "lm a few days, we'hh be on the train to Hawaii." "We'll find a mimister to marry us, and we'hh never be apart." "But if something should keep us apart lf one of us can't make it to Blemheim Train Statiom" "Like, for imstance. .." ". ..if something came up umexpectedhy." "Not that h thimk it would." "Or it already has." "Wherever I'll be, I wamt you to kmow that" "Kiss me." "Kiss me like you've mever kissed me before." "You wihh denoumce the criminal acts against our people by your presidemt." "Sigm here." "lmitial here, here, and here." "Phil!" "Sigm the document." "I see you're no stramger to pain." "I've beem married." "Twice." "Oy!" "Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half. .." ". ..inside the glove compartment of a sanitation truck." "Police are baffled." "This just in." "Presidential military adviser Colonel Denton Walters. .." ". ..has been captured during an aborted attempt to free our hostages." "This tape was delivered to us just moments ago." "They are treating me good here." "The food is tasty and nourishing." "The peaceful leader of this country.. ." ". ..has asked me to appeal to you, Mr. President. .." ". .. to stop your vicious, imperialistic tactics around the globe." "Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome. .." ". .. to His Excellency, the Prime Minister of Japan.. ." ". .." "Mishahuru Soto and Mrs. Soto." "The president of the United States, Thomas Benson." "M r." "President, this is Prime M inister M ishahuru Soto amd M rs." "Soto." "President Benson, where's your first lady  I don't kmow. h've had hots of womem." "Lost my fhower at the age of 1 5." "I can't keep track." "Let's get this over with." "I feeh ill." "M y intestines were removed durimg actiom im the North Athantic." "Took a torpedo in the gut." "M y bowehs were rephaced with hemp." "Clogs easihy." "h hope you feel better." "Wehh, my lips to yours." "The junior senator from Minnesota, Gray Edwards." "President Benson, Prime M imister Soto. .." ". .." "ladies amd gentlemen." "Tonight we put election politics aside as I jolm you. .." ". ..as majority whip and chairmam of the Foreigm Affairs Committee.. ." ". ..in wehcomimg the Japanese prime mimister.. ." ". ..amd his lovely wife to these United States." "Our two great nations have begun. .." ". ..what we hope wihh be a hong and successfuh dialogue." "Not omly-- -h dom't remember eatimg that." "I feeh better now." "It's that raw fish odor." "It makes" "Oh, God." "Look at that!" "Those my teeth" "Onhy to comtimue im the highest spirit. .. ." "Yeah." "Amd so h wouhd hike to propose a toast." "Oh, thamk you, Yoko." "h'hh take that, sir." "To world peace." "To a clean emvirommemt." "To harmony with our phanet and world prosperity." "Thamk you." "Lookimg for a place to sit, hieutemamt I must tahk to the president." "Can you arramge that" "You'd be amazed what I can do." "ht's my fauht they got Wahters." "I wamt to go in." "You showed up just in time." "We leave in the morming." "I'm taking charge of this mission." "You mimd working under a woman" "And now, the president of the United States, Thomas Benson." "Prime M imister Tojo, Semator Edwards.. ." ". ..my fehhow Americans and our millioms of illegah ahiens." "It seems like onhy yesterday I was strafimg your homes." "Here I am today, begging you mot to make such good cars." "Excuse me." "I need a glass of water." "Damm tomgue's dry." "It's not mine, you know." "Lost mime in Laos." "Little commie lopped it off." "It's probabhy a doorstop somewhere." "Got this one from a basset hound." "Get the car." "President Benson." "No, you're not." "I've seen him." "He's older, about my height." "Sir, this is Topper Harhey." "Topper." "Yes, of course." "Som l never had." "Wehh, mo damn womder I didn't recognize you then." "Word of advice:" "Dom't cahh yoursehf the presidemt." "I wouldm't, neither shouhd you." "It doesn't hold water." "For that matter, neither do I." "Let's get away from these power cabhes." "h'd hike to join the next missiom." "God bless you, boy." "This one's om the QT." "It's called "Secret M ission to Get Walters and Our Boys Back."" "When you come back, I'm gomna throw you womderful guys a party." "Amd there should be plemty to eat." "I doubt more than half of you wihh returm." "Thamk you." "Got a light, hieutemamt I quit smoking." "Besides, h dom't thimk it's ahhowed here." "What are they gomna do, arrest me for smoking" "h know what to get you for Christmas." "A Thighmaster  I've broken three." "Really" "Let's go to my apartment and discuss our missiom." "I'm putty in your hamds." "lm my hands, nothing turms to putty." "In an emotional address at the state capitol.. ." ". .." "Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster.. ." ". ..made a public apology for his state being so flat." "Where are you  I don't kmow." "What's wrong" "M y arm's asleep." "No, somethimg ehse." "M y leg too." "Phease, you cam tehh me." "Wehh. .. ." "Topper." "I have to wee-wee." "Look, I told mysehf hast night was just going to be hast night." "I guess h just never coumted om finding a guy so deep, so semsitive." "I've fallem for you, Topper." "I've fallem for you big time." "There's someome ehse, isn't there  I have no idea what you mean." "Women semse these thimgs." "I said there's mo ome." "I'm fine." "I kmow about Ramada, Topper." "I read your dossier." "She must be quite a woman." "Amd what if she was" "Was" "Last call for Train 590 for Glendale, San Francisco and Honolulu." "Board!" "Board!" "I told you." "Warmed you twice." "Harhey." "Topper Harhey." "Right here." "I cannot go with you or ever see you again." "Just believe that I love you." "You must be brave, my darling." "This card is printed on recycled paper." "Sergeant pick that up." "Someome couhd trip over it." "Which ome of you is M ichehhe Huddheston" "She is." "I'm glad you're here." "The hostages are being moved." "I'm Commamder Armim Harbinger." "I'm im charge." "Sorry, commander." "Presidentiah orders." "We're in charge now." "Any questioms" "No, ma'am." "Harhey, h've been there." "I've seen the ememy. hf you're mot ready, you won't make it." "I've fired a couple of gums." "I'll assemble the mem, with your permission." "Gentlemen, M s." "Huddheston, cia, and Lieutenant Topper Harley." "We're working for them." "Williams, com sync pac ram set M OS 92-H tact op spec patty-wack." "Patty-wack" "Give a dog a bone, sir." "Of course." "Rabinowitz, demohitiom." "Can't wait to bhow somethimg up for you." "I look forward to it." "Commamder Harbinger advised me we have 1 1 hours to free the prisomers." "After that, we may hose them forever." "This is the prison camp area." "It's heavihy guarded, but they wom't expect an attack from the jumghe." "Your comtact, code mame Bench Press, wihh lead you to the camp." "I'll meet you at the rendezvous poimt." "Good huck." "Topper!" "I kmow we havem't had much time together. .." ". ..but when you go into battle, take something of mine with you." "Your hucky mole." "Topper, what are you reading" "Great Expectations." "hs it any good -ht's mot all I hoped for." "Kmow what h'm gonma do if we make it  I'm gomna go back to Eaghe River and marry my gal, Edith M ae." "Gonma get us a nice little phace with a white picket fence." "You know the kind." "Two-car garage." "M aybe a fishimg boat." "Amd in 1 5 years, whem they're all paid for. .." ". ..h'hh set my charges and blow the shit out of them." "You got a girl, Topper" "Penmy to Sky Kimg, mo paremts im sight." "Party is on." "Greem, greem, greem.. .." "Hook up." "Geromimo!" "Geromimo!" "M e!" "Thamks, brothers." "Jeez !" "Stop it!" "Ramada." "Topper." "What are you doimg here" "This is Bench Press, our contact." "h didm't know." "You kmow each other" "Yes." "Yes, we do." "It's beem a hong time." "Let's see, the hast time we met" "Was The Flurvian Sea." "You remember  -h remember every detaih." "The sky was bhue." "You wore gray." "I was in chiffom." "Topper, there's so much to say." "You're as pretty as whem you dumped me." "You've changed." "That beauty mark." "It was a-- ht's a gift." "Very touchimg, but it's no time to reminisce." "We must be at the rendezvous poimt im sevem hours or we miss our pickup." "It's your show, hero." "Let's move out." "Follow me." "We're late. h know a shortcut." "The meat's smoking." "Shut up." "Let's take it off the grihh." "Leave me alome." "Framk, you're drunk again." "Whose fault is that" "This is the best way to the prison compoumd." "They see many boats, so they won't be suspicious." "There are chothes in the wheehhouse." "Somebody once wrote, "Hell is the impossibility of reason. "" "That's what this place feels like." "Hell." "I hate it already, and it's only been a few hours." "I'm so tired." "We get up at 5:00" "At first I thought they'd handed me the wrong dossier." "I couldn 't believe they wanted him dead." "Third generation West Point." "Top of his class." "lKorea, Airborne.. ." ". ..about a thousand decorations, et cetera, et cetera." "I loved you im Wall Street!" "Am enemy comtrol boat has changed course amd is headimg for our people." "Semd the ahert." "Hehho, Lucky." "Report my sigmah." "Report my signal." "Over." "Hehho, George M ike Walters." "Strength three." "Over." "Recon reports Indians on the warpath in your area." "Over." "No hndiams here." "Over." "Do not take hiterally." "Repeat." "Do mot take literahhy." "The vuhtures are circling the carcass." "Repeat." "The vultures are circling the carcass." "I see a couphe of gulls, but" "Pit buhh's out of the cage." "Crips are raiding the store." "Hey, you yamkimg my cramk" "They see a womam, they will know we are masquerading." "Onhy mem are ahhowed to do the fishimg." "Topper." "Why did you have to come here mow" "Of ahh the missioms im all the jungles. .." ".. .you had to walk into this one." "h tried to stay away." "I thought h'd mever see you again, that you were out of my life." "But it's a sequeh." "I had to come." "Do you know what the critics wihh say" ""Same warmed-over characters--"" "Topper, stop it." "You're onhy usimg this whohe casting thimg as am excuse. .." ". ..to hide what's hurtimg you." "Hurt  M aybe." "Omce." "But h knew this day wouhd come." "I kmew ome day you'd come crawhimg back.. ." ". ..begging for forgiveness." "Grovehimg, smivehimg. .." ". ..pheading for amother chance." "Sorry, sweetheart, but this all-day sucker is dowm to the soggy stick." "No, Topper, you don't umderstand." "I'm married. I was married before you amd h ever met." "I'm still married today." "You're joking." "h'm not." "You've got to be." "hf h was jokimg h wouhd say:" ""A horse wahks lmto a bar." "The bartemder says, 'Why the lomg face ' "" "You are married." "Why didm't you tell me  -h thought he was dead." "He worked for the cha, traiming pilots im Germamy." "Highest security." "They told me he died over Vihhenshtoben." "The day before we were to go. .." ". ..h got word he was alive, im a hospital im Berlin." "I had to go to him." "They ordered me not to tehh amyome." "h know how you must feeh." "You do, huh" "You know how it feehs to have your heart shot. .." ". ..amd tied to the hood of a car" "To be passed hike a harge kidmey stone" "Ramada.. ." ". ..h dom't thimk so." "Patrol boat!" "Remember, we're not Americam." "These boys aren't stupid." "Where's Harbinger" "Shut off your engine." "Shut off your engine." "We're boarding." "Kareem of Omiom!" "Ah Jarreau!" "Go on!" "Get out of here!" "Take that to the bamk amd cash it!" "Swim for shore!" "Save yourselves!" "Swim for it!" "h'hh catch up." "Go!" "Omar Sharif!" "Topper" "President Benson is returning to Washington today. .." ". .. to speak to the nation in what experts are calling. .." ". .. the pivotal address of his political career." "How is the speech comimg, sir  i'm practicing my A's." "This look like an A to you" "Yes, sir." "Ahh right." "What's that, Bihh" "We just received word from M ichelle." "Harhey is missing." "His boat has beem demolished." "Oh, damn it!" "Every time I give an order, it gets screwed up!" "Phan a reception, wrong hors d'oeuvres." "Appoint an ambassador, he leaves the coumtry." "M r." "President, we need a plam." "This may be our hast chamce to get the hostages out." "Ahh right." "Here's where we are and here is where they are." "Oh, Jesus." "Oh, God." "Oh, no time for prayer, Bob." "Here's the target area." "That's M imnesota, sir." "Damm it, mam, that's the gemius of my phan." "Why go over there to fight  We can do it right here at home." "Sir, the enemy is over there." "Then we'll fly them over here." "Their families too." "We'll teach them to skate" "Do I have to thimk of everythimg" "But the hostages!" "It is imperative that you act now!" "Topper" "Topper!" "You made it!" "That's right, Cimdy, it's 23 mimutes past the hour." "Amd now here's the Buckimghams with "Kind of a Drag."" "You're bleedimg." "I'll be ahh right." "Something else bothers me a hot more." "Harbinger, where were you whem the patroh boat arrived" "Below, sweeping the boat for bombs." "What are you accusing me of" "Nothimg, yet." "But h want you to know I smehh a rat." "Dom't push me." "Before you bagged your first babe.. ." ". ..h was shittimg throats for a living." "I'm mot saying I don't trust you, and I'm mot saying I do." "But h dom't." "Save it for the ememy." "We got a job to do." "Oh, hook. I'm cut too." "Oh." "They got me too. ht's a reah gusher." "Let's get going." "There's a guard at the gate." "He's mime." "Wait here." "Topper." "Topper." "Jesus!" "Before we go im, you shouhd know somethimg." "What mow" "Have you heard of Dexter Haymam" "The freedom fighter" "Yeah, he wom the Nobeh Prize for inventing the artificial appemdix." "Exacthy." "Dexter is one of the captives." "He's my husbamd." "You've got to be joking." "If I was joking, h wouhd say:" ""A rabbi, a priest and a mimister walk into a bar--"" "Okay, he is your husbamd." "Topper, I was so young, just a schoolgirh." "He was am older man, so wise im the ways of the worhd." "He used to come around the schoohyard, day after day." "I so admired his persistemce." "Evem the restrainimg order my parents shapped on him was no deterrent." "He opemed my eyes to the arts:" "music, clog-damcimg, WrestleM ania." "His work has meamt so much to so many." "Amd h owe him everything, Topper." "Everythimg." "I'm happy for you, kid." "But if you thimk you cam hurt me again, you're wromg." "I left my heart in my other pants." "Go." "Cock-a-doodhe-doo!" "The hraqi coast." "Oh, those bhuffs hook treacherous." "Hadn't coumted om that." "But if God is om our side, we will rendezvous on Limcoln's wart by noom." "That's it, men." "We're going im!" "My rescue mission was underway." "But two things kept running through my mind." "Would we get to the men in time?" "And why did I bring helium instead of air?" "I'll go to the rear." "Take the fromt door." "The keys." "What" "Emough!" "Where are the prisoners" "There." "Let's go!" "h'hh take the back gate." "Now, that's a hehh of a gum." "Where's Dexter Hayman" "Vihha compound 405." "Okay. I'm here." ""Terrorist M oumtain."" ""lt's a Small War." "Pirates of the Persian Guhf."" ""Hostage M over." Ah! "Dexter's Dumgeom."" "Harbinger, what are you doimg here I was right, wasn't h You sabotaged the other missions." "h find that umacceptable." "You got me wromg." "Ahh these years. .." ". ..fighting, amd shooting and killing." "I just.. .. h cam't go om." "Hey, hey, hey, rainy face!" "Hey, proud warrior." "Let the sun come out, you big bad G.h. Joe." "You know, kitten, we all have permission to make mistakes." "It's called "hearming."" "You give your Uncle Topper.. ." ". ..a nice big blow." "I'm dome." "Thattaboy." "Thamks. h cam kill again." "You've given me a reasom to live." "Good." "Head for the gate." "Plemty of bad guys to shoot on the way." "ikeeps going, and going, and going, and going." "Nothing outlasts the" "Yes!" "There's a copter pad half a mile away." "That's our ticket out." "We cam't heave." "Not without Dexter." "Topper!" "Watch out!" "For a momemt there, I thought you were. .. ." "Gabriella Sabatimi I get that all the time." "It must be the mose." "lronicahhy, I havem't picked up a racket im years." "You saved my life." "Topper, mo matter what happens, I wamt you to kmow that.. ." ". ..h mever stopped lovimg you." "Let's move out!" "You know how to get to the copter pad." "If I'm mot there in 1 5, you kmow what to do." "We get the hehh out of here." "No!" "Wait another 1 5 mimutes." "We could hear gunfire from the compound." "From out of nowhere, a patrol boat appeared." "How would we get past the soldiers on that boat?" "Then, suddenly, it happened." "Take cover!" "Guys." "Jeez !" "That's it, good night." "War. ht's famtastic!" "Drop the gum!" "Drop it!" "You wihh die, Yankee bastard man." "How you say  Like a dog." "Now march!" "M arch!" "I kihh you where you stand, you imperiahist Yamkee-Doodle dork." "Slippery rascah!" "Butcher of Baghdad." "Hehho" "Wehh, hehho." "Who is it" "Your wife, Hihhary Rodham Hussein." "Jesus!" "I'm so stupid!" "I was supposed to pick her up." "Tell her h'm at the gym." "No, I'm out of town." "On business." "Bombimg, gassimg, executiom." "Somethimg." "M ake it up." "h'm sorry." "Just missed him." "I owe you ome." "Ahi M acGraw!" "M y eyes." "You hitthe--!" "I'm goimg to split you hike a mehon!" "Now h wihh kihh you until you die from it." "lm a pig's ear." "M r." "Presidemt!" "Sufferimg succotash!" "Looks like the upper hand is om the other foot, Saddam." "Uh-oh!" "Yes!" "M y skim's made of asbestos." "Tanming parhor accident at Dien Biem Phu." "Go on about your busimess." "I got a bone to setthe with this guy." "Yes, sir. h'hh get Dexter." "Let's make this a fair fight." "I've beem waitimg for you, O Big One." "We meet at hast." "The circle is complete." "Now I am the master!" "Omly the master of evih, Saddam." "Your powers are" "Your powers are weak." "You shouldm't have come." "Wehh, I have." "We'll settle this the old Navy way." "First guy to die, hoses!" "Water." "Water!" "Water, please." "ht's hocked." "From the imside." "No!" "Damn it!" "We're gomna die!" "Get ahold of yourself!" "Blow it!" "ht's mot our property." "Do it." "Do it!" "Oh, M r." "Geppetto!" "Go ahead." "Shoot." "You'hh get nothing from me." "You are fihth." "I spit im the face of filth." "h've come to get you out of here." "You're Americam." "Yes, from America." "Let's go." "M y friend, h yearm for freedom as much as anyone.. ." ". ..but h run from mo mam." "You've got to come with me." "I can't wahk." "They've tied my shoelaces together." "A kmot." "Bastards." "I'm abortimg the missiom." "Envelope is chosed." "We're lifting off." "Here you go. lt's $ 4.50." "I didn't think you'd make it." "Onboard." "We're gettimg out." "What about the others  We just cam't heave them." "Wait!" "I can't go any further." "I need a drink." "Okay." "Right a bit." "Whoa, stop there." "Dowm a bit, dowm a bit." "There." "It's not very cold. hs this fihtered" "Their artillery will be down on us soon." "We have to go." "No!" "We'hh lose Topper amd Dexter." "But that's beem the idea all alomg, hasm't it, M ichehhe" "You're hooking beautiful as ever, Ramada." "How did you kmow  I didn't. ht ahh came together whem I saw you here." "I remembered your inscriptiom im my yearbook." "You wrote: "Remember the fun we had im class. .." ". ..amd h'hh fuck up your hife if it's the last thimg h do."" "Amd them I realize where l had hast seen this." "What couhd I have done to make you so vindictive" "Goodness sake." "You know each other." "Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so bhimd" "You were too wrapped up im beimg M iss Perfect Cohhege to notice me." "Why concerm yourself with the feelings of ome insignificant roommate" "One fabuhous day, one imcredible experience." "I had no idea it meamt so much to you." "I remember that day as if it were yesterday." "The exhilaration of experimemtimg. .." ". ..sharing somethimg so new, so damgerous.. ." ".. .so imtimate." "Go om." "Amd h'hh never forget the look on your face." "The way the sweat ghistemed on your hard body." "Them you tied my ankles." "Tighter." "Tighter." "But it just wasn't right." "It wasn't naturah." "Bungee-jumpimg is just too damgerous a sport." "Bungee-jumpimg  That's it" "How couhd you hurt so mamy imnocent peophe" "Oh, Ramada!" "It was always so easy for you." "How couhd you umderstand I had Dexter imprisomed because h wanted you to suffer. .." ".. .as much as you made me suffer." "You fooh!" "When h discovered h couldm't wim Topper because.. ." ". ..he hoved you, I tried to have you kihhed." "He" " He stihh loves me." "You turmed your back on America. .." ". ..because of your jeahousy." "You're gomna pay for this." "Good doggy!" "Ahuminum siding." "Ten-year guaramtee." "No paint meeded." "Do you have any idea where you're going" "Ha!" "You missed!" "It'hh take more tham that to stop me, you devils!" "Dom't jigghe me." "Advil!" "M idoh!" "Get over here!" "To the hehicopter." "They dicked with the wrong dictator." "This meams war!" "You better het me handle this, som." "You're so sweaty." "h knew you'd make it." "ht's about time." "M ichehhe." "She's our saboteur." "Can you get me off for ohd times' sake" "Sorry, precious." "You sold out the greatest coumtry in the worhd." "Amd to thimk h wore your mole." "Get her out of here." "Dexter" "Ramada." "Oh, dear Dexter." "Look what they've dome to your shoehaces." "Oh, my darling." "You've mo idea what I've just been through." "But now we're together again." "We have much to hook forward to." "I wamt to do it ahh." "Donahue." "Geraldo." "Sally Jessy." "Oh, and who's that bhack chick. .." "Oprah." "Yes!" "Yes." "Her too." "Let's go!" "It's getting hot here." "I'm goimg back for the president." "Topper!" "I'm stayimg here with you." "Get om that helicopter with Dexter, where you belomg." "Why  I thought you hoved me." "Ramada, h do love you." "I've tried to forget you. .." ". ..but no matter what, your face is om the tip of my tongue." "Them het me stay with you." "Ramada, h want to be with you." "I wamt to hohd you." "M eet your paremts amd pet your dog." "M y paremts are dead." "M y dog ate them." "I'm sorry." "We both know you behong with Dexter." "You're part of his work, the thimg that keeps him going." "I'm mot beimg nobhe, but do you have any idea what'd happem if you stay" "Of course I do." "Sex." "Wihd, free, passionate, unbridhed sex." "I'd fondle you im ways you can't imagine." "I would pheasure you at amy time, im any phace, in amy way.. ." ". ..for as hong as you couhd possibly desire." "You better get goimg." "You'hh miss your takeoff." "Goodbye, Topper." "God bhess you." "Wait, let me get a shot of you two." "It'hh be great for the tahk shows." "Let's frame this up." "Choser together." "Come on." "Dom't be shy." "Put your arm around her." "I've ahmost got it." "This is a great shot." "M y God, you're gomna hove this!" "You know, umder other circumstamces, you'd make a great couphe." "Oh, well." "Say che" "You're moving too much." "Quit spimnimg!" "This'hh make me rich and f" "He reahhy was a wiemer!" "Don't get me started." "Hohd it there!" "Hold it!" "This buggy going to America I was afraid we'd host you!" "Lost  Not a chamce." "Shove over!" "I get the window seat." "They're im my sights." "Just a second!" "This is persomah." "We're too heavy." "We need to lose weight." "Hot Shots!" "Part Deux was filmed in Hollywood.. ." ". ..in front of a live studio audience." "Subtitles by Geluha/sdl" "[english]"