"Shit." " Come on." "Come on." "Who do you think I am?" "Tom fucking Cruise?" "Real friendship." "What is that, actually?" "I mean, what makes a good friend?" "What should you expect?" "Or shouldn't you expect anything?" "Sometimes a friend is like a father to you, or a mother." "Or both." "Male, female." "At Chez Nous that difference is..." "How shall I put it?" "A rather outdated concept." "When I was little, I clung to the idea that Anita Meyer, the singer, the best..." ""was my real mum." "And that she'd come to get me when her career was done." "Right." "She still sings." "Adje, could you...?" "Hey." "Quiet!" "Yes, they're asleep." "He told his parents." "GLASS BEADMAKING COURSE BY GIJS DE VRIES" "They kicked me out." "There." "In my walk-in closet?" "Desperate times call for desperate measures." "He just came out of the closet and now he has to go back in?" "We don't leave anyone out in the cold, Bertie." "Didn't I once do the same for you?" "If it's inconvenient, I'll go..." " Go where, Rachid?" "Adje just has a big heart." "If he isn't careful that heart will conk out." "Gijs de Vries, Would you please do me the honour of coming home?" "New." "I'm sorry." " It's OK." "We can just cuddle." "I understand." "What is it you understand?" "Gijs?" "What do you like so much about that bar?" "It's not the bar." "I've got friends there." "But they're all Gay, aren't they?" "It's true, isn't it?" "I hung up that ad this afternoon." "Did you?" "Good for you." "Right?" "Oh, honey." "You make beautiful things." " But nobody wants them." "They will again." "Some day." "Give me a kiss." "Sleep tight." "What are you doing?" "FORMAL NOTICE I'm just a bit behind on my tax return." "Anything I can do?" "Lick a stamp?" "Go and get some sleep." "Your Honour, defense will demonstrate that for several reasons this written evidence should not be taken into consideration." "If the court does, I am forced to ask the court to..." "Your mother wants you to come for dinner on Sunday." "Your brothers are also coming." "With the kids." "Bye, honey." " Let's go." "We're on the eve of the exhibition of the most illustrious object in the history of this museum." "Sorry." "This is Ramon, your new colleague." "Where's your uniform?" " I was running late, so I thought..." "I'm Onno." "You ansvverto me." "Mug shots, schedule, sit down." "Again." "We're at the eve of an exhibition of an extremely valuable object." "Ramon." " Rachid." "We will add extra measures to the usual procedure." "Weight sensors in the floor around the base, additional cameras." "It's all in your handbook." "Next..." "This necklace contains ten of the most beautiful rocks in the world." "Insurance value: 8 million euros, give or take." "From the collection of the Sultan of Mongul." "Named after the place where they were found:" "Coromandel." "Gift for wife number six." "You don't vvant to know what happened to the first five." "Are we doing something for gay pride?" "Yes, sure!" "We should rent a boat, it's my first time." "That whole parade has become a spectacle for exhibitionists." "I won't be going in a dress." " Why not?" "Seems like fun." "Just our luck." "The only straight guy here wants to wear a dress." "Hey, show us your dick." "Or don't you have one?" "The question is:" "Why are you so keen to see it?" "Guys, come on in." "Was that really necessary?" "Apparently." "Nice outfit." "He looks so pale." "We'll wait out in the hallway." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Dear God." " What?" "Adje made a total mess of his finances." "He's got big problems." "Shit." " What?" "I have to work during Gay pride." " So what?" "Then I want some time off." " Why?" "Are you 93V?" "Just kidding." "Relax." "Seems I'm working then also." "We might have fun after all." "LYPPENS JEWELRY" "Where do you need to go?" " That way." "Me too." "Yes, over there." "Yes, here." "Hey, dad." "Thanks." "See you tomorrow." "How do I find out if he's gay or not?" " Just ask him." "Yeah, right." "Get him drunk, snog him and see what happens." "That's what Adje would say." "Guys, the beer's all gone." "It's the last barrel." "Didn't anyone order more?" " With what?" "Who's going overto The Bear?" "Of course." "A good neighbor is better than a distant friend." "Ramon, give this guy a barrel." "It's probably for the last time anyway." "Sorry." "How's it going?" "Chez Nous, Bertie speaking." "What?" "One moment, please." "Yes?" "And?" "He wants to talk to you." "How are you?" " Tired." "I'll be brief, OK?" "Of course." "Take good care of Bertie." "Me?" "Why?" " I know you care about him." "Go and find his father." "Adje..." " His biological father." "He doesn't even know him." " His name is Helmer Boni." "He has something to make up for." "Once you've found him first make sure whether he's a decent guy now." "OK?" "RENEE BUN HE"." "ARMED RUBBERY FALSE IMPRISONMENT..." ""DRUG SMUGGLING." "Dear God." "Anita, eat your heart out." " Bertie..." "What do you think, guys?" "Closet queen or a lost straight guy?" "I hope he's lost and straight." " Listen..." "Sweetie, he's old enough to be your dad." " Guys..." "Then he's sown all his wild oats." "Wonderful." "It's not wonderful to have sown all your wild oats." "Look at Gijs." "Bertie!" "That's your father." "Bertie..." "Bertie, please open the door." "It was Adje's idea." "How did you find him?" " It wasn't that hard." "He showed up in nearly every criminal databank." "Bertie, please open that door." "What do you mean?" "Well, he..." "He's got a record." "You don't say." "Rather a lengthy record." " Oh." "Brilliant." "Homicide, manslaughter, rape..." " No." "Stealing, armed robbery..." " That's not too bad." "...burglary..." " At least he's not a human trafficker." "Ora pedophile or murderer." " We get it, Rachid." "Why don't you go and meet him." "He's here." "He can't meet his father looking like that." " Why not?" "Do I have something to be ashamed of!" "Guys, he's gone and he asked me to give this to a certain Bertus." "Who's Bertus?" "Where's the harm in meeting him?" " There's no point." "You don't know that." " I don't want to." "Do it for me." " Ad..." "Why?" "He's your father." " I already have a father." "It'll be fine." "It Will." "We'll buckle down and we continue." "OK?" " I made so many mistakes." "I need a real drink." "Thank you." "He's seven months behind on his mortgage." "And he owes about 20.000 euros to the brewery." "If this continues, Bertie, the building has to be auctioned off." "Never." "Over my dead body." "What if we start paying off our tabs?" "Come on, guys, that's a drop in the ocean." "Is it?" "Got a better idea?" "Anyone?" "Why did you want to meet here?" "You like museums?" " I didn't want you in my home." "And in this way I have a friend with me." "Wasn't he also in that bar...?" " Chez Nous?" "Yes." "I work there." "I didn't see you there." "That's possible." "Are you...?" " Queer?" "Yes." "Anything against that?" "How...?" " Did I come to be that way?" "No idea." "I didn't have a dominant mother." "In fact, I had no mother at all." "And it's not like I've been influenced by an overly strong father figure." "You did have a mother." "She was a good person." "Did you love her?" "I thought so, for a while." "Just long enough to get her pregnant, you mean." "Bertus." "I often wanted to come and find you." " How come I never noticed?" "Did you want me to?" " No." "So why now?" "OK, I'll be honest." "I need money." "A lot of money." "Listen..." "I mended my ways and now it's all gone." "If it's money you want, there's nothing I can do for you." "I'm sorry." "Whose idea was this anyway?" "Adje's." "Who's Adje?" "The father you never were." "Does he look like you?" " Ad, drop it." "Did you see something of yourself in him?" " I see more of myself in you." "Where do you want to go?" " Home." "This place drives me crazy." " Well, you better try." "It's for your ovvn good." " Bullshit." "You've seen the food they serve." "Don't eat it then." "Better for your waistline." "Come on." "Show me what you can do." "Hurry." "It's not champagne, but we're in an economic crisis after all." "Come on in." "Great." "A dinner." "Did I miss something?" "Someone's birthday?" "Hi." "Don't look at me." "Babette, what's going on?" "Some friend you are." " Can't you give him a chance?" "A chance?" "He left me with someone who couldn't even take care of himself." "I was afraid." " Afraid?" "Right, you had a tough time." "Babette explained to me that you'll lose everything." "O, so you're great friends all of a sudden?" "I'm leaving." " Were you ever told you can fight for things?" "I've done nothing but fight my whole life." "He's here now, isn't he?" " Right." "Forgive me for not knowing how to take that." "Oh, come on." "You must be kidding." "We're not capable of that." " You've seen too many Hollywood movies." "In the end, a successful heist depends on a good sledgehammer and some balls." "Ask anyone who works in a museum." "It's true." "Usually it's just a smash and grab." "You don't need to explain it to me." "I've seen plenty of those punks in court." "So you know what I mean." " Yes, but they always end up in trouble." "Not with me around." " Is that right?" "So why were you in jail for all those years?" "Guys..." " Yes, I have to..." "Hettie." "An advance on your inheritance?" "Why?" "You already gave it to Floris and Frederik." "Your brothers have a family with young children." "Am I not entitled to it as well?" " Of course." "When you have as good a reason as they do." "It's ugly actually, isn't it?" "I wouldn't even pay a tenner for it at the flea market." "Having a good time, ladies?" "Rachid..." "Yes?" "Look, I have nothing against your kind but I don't need to see it here." "OK?" "Shoo, shoo, off the table." " Why can't he be on the table?" "Go." "That's enough." "It wasn't that bad, was it?" "Yes, it was that bad." "But you can still make your own work in your spare time." "If you don't spend it all in the bar." "AUCTION" "I don't get it." "What's going on?" "BANKRUPTCY AUCTION shame Eur Ad." "Stop it." " What?" "I admire that you guys were able to keep it open for so long." "With all those weird characters." "Ah well, times change." " We don't change." "We're staying." "Listen... anal can" "I want to expand my place, but there's no space left." "If I threw a couple of grand your way for you to stay away from that auction would we have a deal?" "What do you take me for?" "He left against his doctor's advice." "What?" "Where to?" "Ad..." "What are you doing?" "I've got oysters, fresh lobster, salmon and those sausages you like." "I'm calling a cab." "You're going back to the hospital." "I'm not going back." "Ad, listen..." " No, you listen to me." "I know I'm nearing the end." "Let's make the most of it while I still have time." "You are not defeated until you quit." "And that's not our way." "And we don't quit." "Not today and not ever." "Right?" "WELCOME HOME, ADJE" "Want some blusher'?" "Think I need it?" "You look great." "We know why you're all here." "For the man who's always there for everyone and especially for me." "Give him a warm welcome back." "Ladies and gentleman:" "Adje." "MM!" "Oh please..." "Why didn't they dump him in the recycling container?" "So where's that whole circus of yours going to now?" "I'm not going anywhere." "I'm staying where I am." "You may want that, but that's not going to happen." "Unless you find an old pair of tights with a few hundred grand." "Listen, I made you a reasonable offer." "And given the circumstances I'm prepared to offeryou a little sweetener." "Would you please leave." "Who do you thinkyou are?" "You're a nobody." "'(mire nekher "sh new "ash." "You don't want to pick a fight with me, son." "You'll never win." "How are you planning to do that?" "Huh?" "Helmer, hold on." "Gijs will make a realistic replica." " I'll do what I can." "No, you'll do more than that." "Gijs?" "Hey, hello." " Coming to read a bed time story?" "Yeah." "Rachid, you get me the blueprints of the museum and pictures of the current security measures." "Do you have access to everything?" " We have pass cards." "But only my boss 0nno's card has complete accessibility." "And the roof?" " Onno as well." "So we have to get a hold of 0nno's card." "Babette will do that." "I'm assuming Onno is straight?" " Straight as they come." "That's why." "Oh, of course." "Between all off you, who would you say is the strongest?" "I think it's Gijs." "We'll work on it." "What's my job?" " You provide the sandwiches." "Peter-Jan, know how to work a boat?" "Yes." "Why?" "We'll do it on the day of the Canal Parade." "This yearly parade where you celebrate that you're... uh, that you're..." "That you are what you are, or something." "The whole city centre will be a mess and we'll make use of that chaos." "Does anyone have an ounce of morality left?" "Those things are insured anyway." " Oh, and that makes it OK?" "What are you doing?" "This is complete lunacy." "Hold on." "I know it's absurd, but I don't have an alternative." "Oh, come on." "There's always an alternative." "Foryou, maybe." "You're rolling in money and you haven't lifted a finger yet." "With your house on the canal, your boat and your luxury car." "Not everything is what it seems." " and your rich family." "Bertie..." " What have you done so far?" "So Peter-Jan is out?" "Can he be trusted?" " Yes." "Guys..." "How do you know?" " I just know." "New you have to handle the boat." " How long do I have to keep this up?" "Card?" " Right." "Hold on." "Rachid?" "Hey, man, how's it going?" "I hardly talk to you these days." "What are you up to?" "Feel like going for a beer later?" "I want to say something." " What?" "I have to tell you something." "I'm in love with you." "What?" " I'm in love with you." "Wow." "Beautiful." "Is it for me?" " You really like it?" "A bit big, but beautiful." "It's not ready yet." "I need it back." "That is ready." "And beautiful and mine." "Three, right, left, two, three." "There we go." "One, two, three." "In sync, guys." "You're not in sync." "Four, cross right." "Two, three, four and back." "Hey, Bertie..." "Where's Rachid?" "Rachid?" "At least you gave it a try." "How's that supposed to help me?" "Adje would have been proud of you." "And so am I." "Bertie." " I hope you're on birth control." "We know what he's like." "Sorry." " Do what you want." "You're both adults." "You a bit more than she is." "For you and Babette?" " Foryou and me." "Once this is done, we'll start over again." "You and me." "I don't want to start over again." "I belong here." "This is what I want." "This is much more heavier." " It might end up even more heavier." "No, no..." " Careful." "No, wait..." "Sorry, OK?" "You'll handle the boat now." "Bertie, you'll take over my job." "Your job?" " The other way around is impossible." "You don't have enough strength." "But I haven't had a chance to practice yet." "You've watched me doing it." "It's the only way." "Unless..." "No." "No way." " We need you." "Who?" "You?" "Or he?" " What do you mean?" "That Helmer has got a good thing going." "As soon as you haul in the loot he'll take off with it." "I'm familiar with his kind." "Diehards." "They only think of themselves." "He's my father." " Since when?" "I have no trouble believing it will work." "I wouldn't put it past you." "And it has been done before." "But what I'm concerned about..." "You'll get hurt again." "Well, I don't think so." "I promised Adje I'd take care of you." "You?" "Why?" "Dear God." "You're so ignorant." "He's using you." "I refuse to help him with that." "Sorry." "OPEN AGAIN TOMORROW TODAY WE CELEBRATE GAY PRIDE" "Gijs..." "The kids are watching TV." "You've got two hands, don't you?" "Yes, but I fell down the stairs, honey." "It hurts everywhere." "Want me to kiss it better?" "I have to go." "Now?" " Yes, to see a client." "A client?" " A client and I'm already running late." "A client." " Yes, a client." "See you tonight." "Gijs!" " Oh, sorry." "See you tonight." "Hey, Onno." " Hey." "What a coincidence." " Well, coincidence..." "I work here, you know." " Yes." "Oh my God, did I really do that?" " Yeah." "That's bad." " It's OK." "I couldn't control myself." " Don't worry about it." "I..." "Why don't you give me your number." "I'll call you when you finish work." "My number?" " Yes, your number." "It's 06..." "Yuck." "It's like licking an ashtray." "Babette, earpiece." "Rachid?" "Door." "Here's a flyer." " Thanks." "Babette, we're ready." "Babette?" " Hello?" "We're ready." "Hurry." "Onno speaking." " Hey, Onno." "It's me." "How about tomorrow tonight you and I..." "What?" "What about tonight?" "I can't hearyou." "Hello?" "I can't really hearyou." " Onno..." "Take it out in the hallway, please." "I'm going outside." "OK?" "Rachid, are we good to go?" " Hold on." "What are you doing?" "I'm checking..." " Got a minute?" "NOW'?" "About the other night..." "You know..." "That you thought you're in love, or something." "Rachid, come on." "L..." "I didn't want to push you away, but it took me by surprise." "I noticed." " My dad was there. it startled me." "I've been thinking and I've been meaning to tell you..." "Well?" "Anything you tell me will be safe." "So go ahead." "Man, this is so complicated." "I didn't mind what you said." "Or did, or..." "I liked it looking back, but that moment I..." "I didn't want to push you away." "You're the first one who's made me feel..." "Maybe if you give me some time, we can..." "Sorry." "Never mind." "Sorry." "But..." "Ladies and gentlemen, could you leave, please." "I'm sorry, but there's a fire alarm." " I don't hear anything." "It's a... silent alarm." "That we're good to go." " Oh, of course." "Gijs, come on." "Remember what we agreed on." "You can do it." "Why are you doing this?" " What?" "Me?" "Yes, you." " I'm helping you." "Why?" "What's in it for you?" " Do we have to do this now?" "How do I know you won't drop me?" "It won't be the first time." "Come on, this is not the right moment." " It is to me." "How do I know you won't take off when it goes wrong?" "You don't." "You have to trust me." "And yourself." "You'll be at the auction with a wad of money to buy the bar." "Isn't that what you wanted?" "But what do you want?" " For you to shut up and get going or we're in trouble." "OK, let's go." "I've got you." "Oh my God." "Take it easy, son." "Hand them out." "A bag's stuck in your screw." " And I'd love to screw you." "What's wrong?" "Excuse me." "Look, there's dad." "Oh my God." "Oh God, Adje." "Adje, please help me." "Focus." "Don't drop anything, or all hell will break loose." "It's not what you think." " Just admit your gay." "Don't deny it." " Well, seems quit obvious to me." "No, I love you and everything about you." "Your boobs, your bum." "Stop it." "Don't lie to me." "Honey, there's nothing I want more than to be married to you." "But not to a queer." "I can't." "I really can't, honey." "Your phone." " What?" "I'm here to steal the Coromandel diamonds." "We're doing a heist." "I'm on my way to the Royal Museum." "Oh my God, you need help." "No, it's true." "Bertie is waiting for me over there." "That's it." "Come over here." "Now." "Honey, I love you but I need to do this right now." "If you don't get over here immediately, we're through." "Do you hear me?" "I'll leave you." " Fine." "Mum?" " Yes, sweetie, let's go home." "OK?" "We'll have some ice cream." "Excuse me." "Isn't Ramon supposed to be at the entrance?" "So why is he in the Coromandel hall?" "Babette..." "Babette!" " Yes?" "Call Onno now." " I just got off the phone with him." "What should I say?" " I don't care." "Come up with something." "OK." "Come up with something." "Shit." " Come on." "Hi." "Listen, you shouldn't call me at work all the time." "Huh?" "My favorite food?" "Well..." "Use one hand." "You still have to swap the necklace." "Come on." "It's way too heavy." " Come on." "Come on." "Hurry, stupid fag." "Pull me up." " What?" "Pull me up." "Now." "Bloody hell." "And red cabbage." "Green cabbage." "Savoy cabbage." "Yes, I love cabbage." "And you?" "Ladies and gentlemen, please leave the building." "Thank you." "We have to go for a pee." " You heard what my colleague said." "Honey, what does it say here?" "'The Royal Museum is supporting Gay Pride'." "At the bottom, doll." "'Our washrooms are available on this occasion.'" "Sorry, it's news to me." "Calm down." "Did you say 'stupid fag'?" " It slipped out." "Do you know how hurtful that is?" "And it just slips out?" "What do you think Gay Pride is all about?" "Do you have to do this now?" " About the things that just 'slip out'." "Where are you going?" " I'll do it myself." "Pull me up when I give you a sign." "But I'm not strong enough." "You said so yourself." "If you can't hold me, I'll fall to my death." "Your choice." "What's going on here?" " They say they can go for a pee here." "How did you get here so fast?" " What?" "Hey, rent-a-cop, if you don't step aside I'll piss all over you." "Weren't you in the Coromandel hall a second ago?" "No, I was here." "So who's there?" " How should I know?" "Go and check." "I'll take care of this." "Get lost." "All of you." "Don't touch my hair!" "Helmer, Bertie, get out of there." "Ramon's on his way." "Bertie, pull me up." "Pull me up." "Bertie!" "Saint Anita, help me." "Bertie, keep it up." "Bertie, help." "Help me." "Where's that alarm going off?" " I'll check." "Shit." "Ramon, why's the alarm sounding?" " Someone was on the roof." "Shit." "God, how will we get out of here?" "Sorry, can I...?" "Excuse me." "Guys, I'm here, but Gijs isn't." "No!" "Guys..." "Hello?" "What did you see exactly?" " I'm not sure." "Jesus Christ, hysterical fag." "I'm not hysterical." "We'll shut down the place." "No one leaves, no one enters." "Why?" " I thought I saw someone on the roof." "You thought?" "What do you mean?" "If you sounded the alarm for no reason, it will cost me my job, jackass." "We can't keep people inside for no reason." "Anyone leaving gets body searched and a bag check." "Body search, bag check." "Right." "Right." "What's so funny about that?" "Well, it's Gay Pride." "Those people will enjoy a body search." "What are you doing?" "Could you open your bag, please." "Of course." "You're probably thinking:" "Shoulder pads, so Eighties." "Think again." "Right." "Happy Gay Pride." " Thank you." "Sorry." "Guys, Gijs isn't here." " Why not?" "Where is he?" "Gijs, where are you?" "Had some trouble, but we're on our way." "We?" "Who's 'we'?" "Hurry." "Done?" "Mr. van Beeren, can you describe the person you think you saw." "Of course." "Rachid?" "Yes, we made it." "What?" "Someone saw us." "Who?" " We stick to the plan." "Burn anything that refers to this and act normal." "Trust me." "Helmer!" "Come on in, guys." "We have ABBA, Eurovision song contest." "Come on in." "Nice costume." " This isn't a costume, jerk." "You stay out." "I'm done." "We're through." "Hettie, it's not what you think." " You have no idea what I think." "That you lead a double life, fine." "But the fact that you take me for a fool is humiliating." "Gijs..." " Could you..." "It's OK, she knows everything." " What?" "Him?" " What he?" "Is it him?" " I'm what?" "No, it's not him." "Oh, sorry." "OK, come with me." "Now." "The kids." " Guys, jackets." "Across the street." "Bertie, please, stop this." "Come on." "Helmer said to stickto the plan, so that's what I'll do." "We fell for it." "He's gone." "Guys, please." "Tell Hettie the whole story." "She won't believe me." "Which story?" " Come on, this is important." "She hit me in the face." "Hettie, believe me." "There were those Coromandel diamonds." "What do you mean 'were?" " That's not the issue." "Helmertook off with them." " He didn't take off." "He's lying low." " Is that right?" "Where?" "Dear God." "My lighter." "I lost my lighter." " Where?" "Looking for this?" "I sounded the alarm because I saw someone." " I can explain this." "It turned out to be a false alarm." "Nothing disappeared." "Are you 93V?" "Yes sweetie, he's gay and so is he and so is he." "But your dad isn't." "I always said that, didn't I?" "Oh my God, Gijs." "You're a criminal." " Yeah." "What's going on here?" "We're having a BBQ." "It's a Gay Pride tradition." "Gijs, go get the charcoal." "I'll get the grill and everything else we need, like sausages." "Bear, you're welcome to stay and eat." " Thanks for the invitation." "But I don't think I'll stay." "And neither are you, Ramon." "I think Ramon can make his own decisions." "I think so too." "Coming, Ramon, or would you rather stay here?" "Be careful, OK?" "You're playing with fire, after all." "BANKRUPTCY AUCTION" "Bertie!" "Going to that auction?" "No." "That's what I thought." "But it's OK." "A good loser is also..." "A loser." "Going once, going twice..." "Sold to the gentleman over there with the hairy upper lip." "The next item." "Well, guys..." "Cheers." "To the things that..." "To the things that pass." "Come on, guys, it's not that bad." "Of course it is." "It's an absolute disaster, but..." "What would Adje have said?" "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." "If the van's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin." "Even a pink cloud sheds rain sometimes." "Adje would have been dumbstruck by this as well." "You are not defeated until you quit." "That's what he said." "And we don't give up." "OK, it didn't work out, but at least we tried." "And we did it together." "So turn that frown, up side down." "I don't know how yet." "But we'll continue." "The only thing I need is you GUYS" "OK, maybe a wig and an old piano." "To friends." " To friends." "OK, guys, come on." "One more thing left to do." "Come on." "Lift it, Hachid." "You're not lifting." "Where's that piano going?" "Dear God." "You've got no taste at all." "I told you to trust me, didn't I?" "You're too late." "How come?" " The building's up for auction." "Now." "Literally." "As we speak." "So what are you waiting for." "Go!" "Yes, it's not too late." "Dad, can I sit up front?" " No, I want to sit up front." "Get in quickly." "Shove over." "You sit on my lap." "Come on." " Hurry." "Go fast." " Step on it." "Lot 421." "Until recently the location of the, shall we say, 'illustrious' Chez Nous." "Anyway, for the enthusiasts, I guess." "I'll start us off at 300.000 euros." "300.000 anyone." "It's red." "My kids are in the car." " Go, Peter-Jan." "Are you color blind?" "Watch out!" "No, you stupid cow." " Back up." "Go, go, go." " Calm down." "There's no room." " Is that right?" "Watch me." "Lease car, right?" " We should do that more often." "The bear is probably already bidding." "Oh, Ramon!" "Rachid call Ramon." " That's a bit touchy right now." "Call." "Now." "425.000." "450.000." "We have 450.000." "475. 500.000." "510.000." "We have 510.000. 520..." "Ramon, it's me." "You have to bid, OK?" "We have money." "What?" " We're on our way." "Please, Ramon." "Shit." "They've already started." " Do something." "Put up your hand." "God, Ramon." "How hard can it be?" "Please do it." "Whore, whore." "Whore butcher!" "We have 575.000 euros." "Anyone else?" "No one?" "Going once..." "Going twice... 580.000 euros by the young man over there." "580.000. 585.000." "585... 590... 595.000." "Ramon van Beam." "Are you out of your mind?" "What's he saying?" " He hung up." "Faster, faster." " All right." "Come on." "Hurry." "Hurry." "That's ourfinal bid?" "595.000 euros." "Going once..." "Going twice..." "No!" "No, no, no." "I'm bidding..." "I'm bidding more." "Obviously, we have a new bidder." "600.000 euros." "600.000 euros by the gentleman over there." "Going once, going twice." "Sold." "Guys!" "Guys!" "Do you tell him or shall I?" " What?" "That they're not looking for him." " Leave it for now." "It looks good on him." "Ramon..." "Congratulate Bertie for me." "Why don't you come in, dad?" "Some othertime." "Sorry." "Not yet." "Neighbor?" "I still owed you this." "Bertie!" "The masterpiece of our exhibition is this necklace." "As you can see, it contains extremely rare pink diamonds." "It was made for the sixth wife of the Sultan of Mongul." "Follow me to the next room."