"One tempting laughter One quick little fling" "Was it here that we met up in the soft grass" "One morn during spring?" "Steinn Steinarr" "I don't know what you're talking about." "I took a cola once, but no booze." "Oh, cola too?" "And how much of that did you take?" "Just one." "A few times." "Daníel doesn't drink and I'm on the wagon which only leaves one person here that enjoys gulping down immeasurable amounts of alcohol." "His name is" "Ólafur Ragnar Hannesson and I'm charging you for those bottles." "How much is it?" "You'll pay for those 11 bottles, as well as... 20 soda bottles plus a fine that goes into our joint savings account." "But...you promised you'd be nice to me." "Huh?" "You promised to be nice to me." "I am being nice to you." "No." "You committed a crime." "The police could get involved." "What's worse, you went behind my back." "But..." "I'll be merciful and drop the fine." "You'll only pay wholesale price, which is 54880." "And..." "I'm willing to forgive you." "(Drilling noises)" "I want people to look back upon this day and admire how great things were here when I was in charge." "I don't want us remembered for being lazy and sloppy, but for being efficient and tidy." "But we've always had a bouncy castle." "Not on my watch!" "How many children must lose limbs or suffer permanent brain damage before those death machines are banned?" "The women's club has celebrated Independence Day for 36 years without a single accident, fortunately." "You want me to accept bad management because you have always been fortunate?" "It's always worked out." "Just think of the obstacles the Bolsheviks encountered." "Do you think they ever said:" "(We can't do this.)" "(We can't rebel because the Romanovs are in power.)" "Romanov?" "No!" "They saw themselves forced to act and had the courage to see those changes through." "Hi." "I have made a new festival plan that I want followed to the last letter." "You're saying I'm the father?" "You're certain...?" "There's nobody else...?" "There must be..." "What do you think I am?" "I'm no slut you know." "No." "But are you sure?" "Yes." "100 percent?" "Yes." "Nobody else?" "I have proof, you know." "Congratulations." "Shit." "Huh?" "How far are you gone?" "I came from Blönduós." "No...when are you due?" "Oh." "I'm such a mongo." "They'll come in 2 weeks." "Who will?" "The twins." "What's going on?" "Isn't it obvious?" "The girl is pregnant." "How did that happen?" "Don't tell me that you don't know babies are made." "Of course I know that!" "You think I'm an idiot?" "Good morning." "Good morning, welcome to Hotel Bjarkalundur." "Thanks." "We have a room reserved here." "Yes." "Would you like a room as well?" "Yes." "OK." "Two rooms." "No, one room." "We reserved one dual room." "Oh?" "There must have been a mix-up here, but I can offer you two single rooms." "Albert, didn't you call...?" "Yes, I did." "No, we do not want two rooms." "We want one dual room with a twin bed." "No I'm sorry, that can't be done." "This is not that kind of hotel." "That kind of hotel?" "We have families staying here." "I'm sorry, but there are rules." "That's just silly." "I'm not the silly one here." "Are you saying we're silly?" "No, those were his words." "I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do." "You can't take just anything with you in here." "I don't let in people with farm animals or firearms." "Where I come from this is considered rude." "Maybe you should go back there then." "How dare you treat people like this?" "People?" "Come on." "Hi." "Hi." "You sure have put on a few." "Yes, thanks." "He's taking it very badly." "How have you been anyway?" "Just OK." "A little sick and stuff." "Yeah, I had that too." "I puked a lot at first." "Yeah, me too." "It was only for a couple of days, then it stopped." "It was one of those day illnesses, you know." "You still working in the drive-through?" "No." "I can't do any work with this bulge." "I've just been at Blönduós with my parents." "Yes." "Free room and board." "Yes." "What are the chances that she would wake up?" "In percentages?" "No." "But you won't keep me in the dark if she woke up?" "No, just saying." "I have to go now." "Farewell." "A good day to you." "Hi." "Is this your boy here?" "Yes." "He's been selling alcohol to the kids around here." "Alcohol?" "That can't be." "He says he got it here." "At the hotel." "Flemming?" "Yes." "He's just a child." "Yes, which makes this a very grave matter." "I'm not a child!" "Do you know what alcohol is, Flemming?" "It's pure liquid carbon!" "You know very well that we don't consume carbon." "I eat what I want!" "You don't control me!" "The parents here are quite alarmed over this, as you can guess." "Do you think any of these parents might refund the alcohol that their children have taken?" "Refund?" "The blame is not with the parents, but the guardians of the boy." "Yes." "His mother." "Do you know how much money this is, Flemming?" "54884!" "Why are you doing this to me?" "I don't feel anything." "Wait." "Yes hello!" "But isn't it all full of water in there?" "How do they breathe?" "I dunno." "This is something." "Daníel, you'll have to feel this, it's like a swimming tournament in there." "Óli, can you let us talk for a bit?" "Sure, no problem." "So..." "Want to feel the bulge?" "I think it's a mistake that you came here." "Huh?" "I can't really help you." "There's so much happening..." "It's all so complex..." "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No." "What's so complex then?" "No...it isn't that." "There are certain things that I have to deal with right now." "It's all so much at once, and my life is just..." "There's so much going on I need to focus on, you know?" "I'm not in the position right now to be a father." "I can't help you." "I think it's best that you take the bus home...now." "This is so embarrassing." "I know, I'm trying to make this as painless..." "I had a small accident." "Huh?" "I just pissed." "What?" "I pissed myself." "Is this Rúna?" "Hi, I was told to talk to you." "You're a midwife, right?" "You need to come right now to Bjarkalundur." "Can you hurry?" "I don't have a car, so someone will have to come for me." "What if I just take her into town?" "What is that, a 40 minute drive?" "That's unnecessary." "Just come pick me up." "OK, where are you?" "Hríshóll." "OK, I'll be there." "Óli!" "Get going, Ylfa is about to give birth." "Yes OK." "Where are you going?" "I dunno." "Where?" "To Hríshóll to fetch the midwife." "She's waiting for you." "OK, on the double." "Óli!" "Take the car." "Midwife." "Hríshóll." "Do you see how much shame you bring on me Flemming?" "What do you think the Police are thinking?" "What do the people here on the farms think of me?" "I was going to improve our relationship?" "What relationship?" "You have no idea what I had planned, for you." "I don't give a shit." "I was going to make you my main subject in my master's thesis." "How so?" "I've been making experim..." "studying your behavior and as a psychologist I have observed your actions." "(From tape) Subject shows a negative response." "Probably due to average intelligence, inherited from his mother." "Does not listen and disobeys orders." "So you've just been pretending to be nice to me?" "Yes...no." "Are you a total halfwit?" "No!" "Yes, you are a total halfwit!" "No, I'm writing a thesis..." "You're still a halfwit!" "No!" "You are!" "You've ruined all my work!" "This erratic behavior will distort the results." "I don't want to be some fucking master's thesis!" "I was going to immortalize you, Flemming Geir." "I was going to print it with a large color cover of you." "But you've failed the thesis!" "And you've failed me as a son!" "You've never been kind to me!" "Wrong!" "No!" "No?" "!" "?" "Why do you say that?" "You've never done anything good for me, only ruined things!" "No!" "Nobody likes you, everybody thinks you suck!" "That's...that's not true." "Every time I meet you everything gets sucky!" "Everybody hates you!" "Flemming!" "Give me the keys to the room!" "I hate you, give me the damn keys!" "No." "Now!" "(Door is unlocked)" "(Knocks on door)" "Good day." "Are you the Hríswife?" "Midwife." "Yes, I was to come fetch you." "We have to get going." "Yes, come on in." "I was only to..." "I have to get myself ready." "Come on in." "Yes OK." "I was supposed to hurry." "(Clanks glasses) Cheers." "I don't think we have the time to..." "Tell me a little about yourself." "We are in kind of a hurry, you know." "I have delivered hundreds of babies." "I know when you need to get stressed out." "Just have a seat and make yourself comfortable." "Are you the father?" "No." "I'm just his friend." "Press the Play button." "On the stereo behind you." "Huh?" "Oh." "(Soft music starts)" "Are you alright?" "Yeah." "How...how are you?" "I'm fine." "OK." "Can I do anything for you?" "No, I'm good right now." "OK, good." "Just breathe like I do." "Hold my hand." "It's gonna be all right." "Shit." "(Loud thud)" "Cassettes" "NOO!" "(Panicked shouts)" "Now you're in..." "In what?" "!" "?" "Ólafur!" "(Soft music playing) Shouldn't we get going?" "What's the rush?" "The birth is about to start." "I'm not moving an inch..." "until you finish that drink." "But I'm driving so..." "Not an inch." "(Phone rings)" "Hotel Bjarkalundur." "Georg?" "Yes." "It's Monika." "Yes, hello." "I'm sorta curious." "How are things?" "Good." "Things are good." "Really?" "How's Flemming doing?" "He's doing great." "All is good with him." "I just called to say that the operation was successful and the doctor says that I will be making a speedy recovery." "Good." "OK then." "Could I have a word with him?" "Uhh no, he's..." "gone out for a walk." "Wasn't it a good thing that he came to visit you?" "Oh yes." "Very good." "OK." "Good to hear." "Could you hug him for me and tell him to call me?" "Yes, I certainly will." "OK." "Thanks Georg." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Where the devil were you?" "!" "?" "You didn't answer the radio!" "Daníel sent me to bring the midwife." "Daníel is not your boss, but I am!" "You don't go prancing around the country for just anyone!" "Where is she?" "She couldn't come." "Couldn't come?" "No." "Daníel, you can't..." "Shut up!" "What do you mean?" "She just passed out." "From alcohol." "Ólafur isn't..." "From alcohol!" "Have you been drinking?" "You smell of alcohol!" "Are you drunk?" "I had to have one, you know." "You had to?" "!" "?" "Are you a moron?" "!" "?" "Are you stupid, boy?" "Ylfa is about to give birth, this was very important!" "You're supposed to do your job, not to be drunk all over the place." "Averagely-smart ape!" "(Woman screams in pain)" "What's happening?" "!" "?" "It really hurts." "Let me see." "You're crowning!" "You gotta help me!" "To do what?" "Deliver!" "Yes, put her in hot water as the vulva is not fully developed, it might cause a tear between the vagina and the anus, so it might be best to cut..." "Georg, shut up!" "Try to help!" "I am trying to help." "(Screams in pain)" "There there." "Just relax and try to be professional." "OK." "Push!" "The head is almost there!" "It's almost there!" "Keep going!" "(Baby's cry)" "It's a boy." "Maybe the other one is a girl." "(Music playing on radio)" "(Voice on radio) That was Ingibjörg Smith." "Sigríður from Þorlákshöfn called us with a very special request, and here it is." "(Song plays on radio)" "Subtitles:" "Árni Víkingur Hafsteinsson"