"Get your shit." "Come with me." "You believe this?" " This is wrong." " So wrong." " Butch did this." " Asshole." "It's a professional job." "You know how much this cost him?" "Good." "Let's go." "A little ice will help that swelling." "Remember me?" "You're not real." "You're not real." "I'm real." "Your boyfriend killing that woman last week was real, too." "So why isn't she dead?" "She's not real, either!" "You're not real!" "Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me." "Thou art with me." "I will fear no evil.." "You're a demon!" "I rebuke you!" "Oh, you got demons, child, but I ain't one of them." "Here." "Put this on your face." "I want nothing to do with you or that dead lady that keeps knocking on my door." "Well, open it next time." "Her name's Grace hanadarko." "She can help you." "Aah!" "Come and save me!" "Okay." "Lower." "Lower." "Stop." "Okay, so, the longhorn says..." "The longhorn:..." ""Sir, somebody just stole your truck. "" "And the sooner said, "did you see who it was?"" "And the longhorn goes, "nope..." "But I wrote down the license tag. "" "Know how they practice safe sex in Austin?" " Don't know." " Put a "warning" sign on the animals that kick." "Move over to the left." "Left!" "To" " To the left." "Left!" "Stop!" "Hey, you know who else is a longhorn fan?" " Who?" " Snapper." "Ah, rest in peace, man." "Car hit him, he was thrown 60 feet." "Oh, yeah." "To Snapper." " Ah, he's still a jerk, you know." " Total jerk, man." " Look, I got to go to the bathroom, man." " Okay, two minutes." "I can't" " I can't" " I can't wait two minutes. - = SO3EO1 =  = "We're Already Here" =  = Timecodes by merana = " "It takes balls to paint an Oklahoma bridge Texas colors." " I'm gonna kill him." "Is your partner here?" " Not yet." "What's up?" "Oh, you know what's up, buddy." "No, I don't." "Is that crimson and cream paint in your hair?" "Sergeant reed, or snapper, as his friends had called him,..." "Had just finished a routine traffic stop..." "When he was killed by a hit-And-Run driver." "Joe Ricky Dunmore was captured six minutes later without incident,..." "With an alcohol content three times the legal limit..." "And an unregistered handgun." "His arraignment is set for tomorrow." "This is Kendra Burke, reporting live." "I hear joe ricky dunmore had a rough ride back to the station." "He was doing 80 in a 30 zone, man, never even hit the brakes." "You are so dead!" "Take that, longhorn!" "Bring it on, Choke-Lahoma!" "Come on, man." "I did it for snapper." "He went to you too." "Who gives a shit, dude?" "Look, man, have some respect." "Longhorn or not, he was still a cop." "Did you even know snapper?" "No." "Grace and I used to work with him in vice." "His wife wants us to be part of his honor guard." "Where is Grace?" "What are you doing?" "Isn't this house for sale?" "Sir, I am so sorry." "I didn't..." "I didn't..." "I must've got my streets mixed up." "Please don't shoot me." "Dear god, please, I'm sorry." "I just found out I'm pregnant, and me and my husband were looking for a place, and I..." "Calm down, ma'am." "I" " I was just... my mistake." "Oh, thank god!" "Oh, my god!" "I'm" " I'm" " I'm" " My heart is beating so fast." " Thought you were trying to break into my house." " No, sir, no." "But are you saying this neighborhood has a lot of break-Ins?" "Now, look, lady, my house is not for sale." "Go on." "Okay, I'm sorry." " Having fun?" " Kind of." "Five days in a row" " I'm proud of you." "I was getting bored." "Now I'm kind of interested again." "One of these days, she's gonna talk to you." "What's her name?" "Stop worrying about her name, ... about facts... information." "God wants you to know her heart." "Then god should tell her to open the door." "Well, she's scared." "What's going on inside that house?" "None of it's any good." " You need to be careful." "Call for backup." " Why?" "Well, because I don't want anything happening to you." "Hey, Ham,..." "This girl I share my last-Chance angel with needs an intervention." "Can you come over and help me?" "You'll figure it out." "I need a favor." " What are you doing?" "!" " Travis wayne." "I have orders to impound, sir." "I got the paperwork right here." " Why?" " Unpaid parking tickets." "The city's got nothing better to do than take my truck?" "You're not taking my truck." "Do you understand me?" "You are not taking my truck." "All right, how about this, man?" "I'll just call the cops." "We'll let them decide." "No." "No cops." "Shit!" "I don't want any trouble, man." "Look, neither do i." "Just" " How much I owe?" "I got no idea, man." "I just bring in the vehicle." "Okay, okay." "Look, just" " Just give me a second." "All right, I'll go with you." "Can I go with you, straighten this out?" "The only way to straighten this out is to pay your tickets." "So I'll pay." "I'll pay the city to park on the streets that I paid them to build " " That sound okay to you?" " Whatever, dude." "Hi." " Can we please talk?" " Travis!" "He's gone." "You're safe." "What's your name?" "Earl told me you're scared." "I was scared, too, when I first met Earl." "You're not crazy." "He's a real angel." "He's not real!" "Has he taken you to the Grand Canyon?" "That scared the shit out of me." "You seen his wings?" "First time I saw them, they were so pretty, it hurt my eyes." "I don't know what this is, but I don't want no part of it." "I didn't, either." "It" " It didn't matter." " Earl's not gonna leave you alone." " Jesus, save me from this demon!" "Keep her away." " Keep them all away!" " Okay, okay." "I'm not a demon, but okay." "We're just talking here." "This is demon talk!" "That's all it is" " Demon talk!" "I rebuke her!" "I rebuke them all!" "Jesus, help me, please." "When I open my eyes, this is all gone." "I walk in the valley of death." "I fear no evil, for thou art with me." "Sorry." "What do you want?" "!" "Call 911." "Call 911." "Now, Grace!" " Where's detective Dewey?" " Grace!" "You okay?" "Perry's here." "She thought I was shot." "She got a lot of questions." "Who's our d." "O. A.?" "Neighborhood guy out walking his dog found me,..." "Called 911, hung up, he had a heart attack." "Oh, shit." "I know." "I mean, I tried cpr." "I couldn't save him." "Just took a class last week, man." "I couldn't save him." "Where's his dog?" "He took off." "Travis came back to the house, shooting." "Did he hit someone?" "Yeah, the girl." "She's at the hospital." "What happened?" "I hadn't driven a mile." "Stop sign" " When I looked to the left, the guy slammed a gun into my head." "Oh, shit." "Ham, I'm so sorry." "I shouldn't have brought you into this." "No, I should have never let him take me out, man." "You warned me he had a gun." " That's gonna need stitches." " Travis took my gun and my badge." "He wanted something out of his glove box." "You okay?" "Yeah." "One of my informants gave us a tip, and we were checking it out." "Long version." "I hear about a meth lab and this kid named Travis Wayne,..." "Who's been beating the shit out of some girl." "Don't know her name." "Never learned her name." "So I go by the house a couple of times to see if there's any drug activity." "Knocked, you know?" "No response." "So I-I asked Ham to help." "And it all went south, and it's all on me." "You check with dope?" "Yeah, not on their radar." "You didn't check with me." "I, uh, saw she was injured." "I wanted to make a move." "But I should have." "And your move was to steal his vehicle?" "Well, Travis Wayne has 23 unpaid parking tickets," "So, yeah, I thought it was a good idea to get him away from the house." "So I could talk to our Jane Doe." "Meth." "Domestic violence." "Yes, that's a volatile combination." "How is she?" "Looks bad." "I want to get over to the hospital, you know, see if she can talk." "And make sure your f." "O. P. Attorney meets you over there." "Perry." " I thought you were doing this for an old friend." " Yeah" " My informant." " You never mentioned a meth lab." " I was worried about the girl." " Travis Wayne is an artist." " Dogs tracked him solid for six blocks." "He stole a car." "Bolo's out on him and the stolen car." "Grace definitely hit him." "I notified hospitals, clinics." " I thought we had a meth lab here." " It's in the bathroom." "This is too small for distribution." "Most likely personal use." "Turn around." "Six rifles, six handguns." "You have more firearms than this." "But mine don't have the serial numbers filed off." "Roommate is Jeb Macey." "No record." "Neighbors said Travis lived here with his grandma until she died last year." "Press is outside." " When you going public?" " No time soon." "Cop with a reporter" " Almost as bad as playing for Texas." "Are you dating Kendra Burke?" "!" "Okay, never mind." "None of my business." "You been in this back bedroom?" "Is that real?" "It looks real." "That does, too." "Haven't found anything to indicate a woman lives here, but I did find this,..." "Which indicates a strange person lives here" " My opinion." "I'll know if it's blood in a few minutes." "Here's one last opinion." "Dating a reporter is tricky." "Playing football for Texas is treason." " Even your own mother thinks so." " Thanks." "Badge belongs to a rookie." "He reported it stolen last week." "Two other badges are missing and three uniforms" " Two from sun ruby cleaners." "Well, maybe Travis Wayne's been playing cop." "Who's got the other uniform?" " How many stitches?" " Three." "My brothers and I didn't go to the hospital for anything under 10." " Why won't you tell me what's going on?" " I did." "Here." "Call my informant." "Call pop." "Ask him about the tip he gave me." "What, like you didn't give him the story?" "Shit, Grace, I know you, man." "I know when you're lying." " Know when I'm about to smack you?" " All right " "I would." "What do we got on Travis Wayne?" "Travis had a job at a hardware store till he quit three days ago." "His roommate, a sophomore at OBU, Jeb Macey, hasn't been to class in guess how many days." "Three." "So what have they been doing the past three days?" "Haven't been using their credit cards." "Last bank transa" "Was I supposed to save her, too?" " You talking about her soul?" "!" " What?" "No." " I'm talking about her life." " It doesn't matter what you did, Grace." "When god decides to call her home, she's going home." "So are you." "That trip coming up anytime soon?" "Blink of an eye." "Why do you think god brought you and this girl together?" "Well, I'm thinking it's to arrest her ass." "Her soul seems fine." "She was hollering out to Jesus,..." "Quoting the bible, rebuking demons." "So you think her journey's over?" "You think your journey's over?" "We got work to do, Grace" " You and me." "Hard work." " I got to know." " Know, you have to know what?" "Have I prepared you?" "Jeb had an "x" painting in his room, too." "Well, "x" could mean anything" " You know, x-Rated strip club,..." "Porn, ecstasy." "Maybe they're making ecstasy." "Rhetta said they're making meth." "We got bar-X out on shartel and "x" speedway out on... council road." "There is no "x" cult, no "x" political movement on the feds' radar." "Three uniforms reported missing, three badges reported stolen." "Three suspects" " Jeb, Travis, Jane Doe." "Why did Travis try to kill her?" "Keep her from talking?" "If she was part of their plan, do they have to replace her?" "What is their plan?" "She may be cauliflower the rest of her life." "We got to find these guys." " What else we got?" " We got a pile of illegal firearms." "Wannabe cops." "You talked to your informant?" "He give you anything else?" "He's trying." "Nothing so far." "Travis an Andrew Macdonald groupie?" "Wants to overthrow the government?" "His boss said he had a bug up his ass about the feds." "Bug like "he might blow up a building" bug?" "She said he was a hard worker, hated to lose him." "He was just always trashing the president." "You still got your buddy in secret service?" "I already talked to him" " Nothing." "Any idea what was in that glove box?" "Lots of fingerprints I can't use." "The newspaper was two weeks old." "Religious section, if that means anything." "And the bloody "x" on the bible was human blood, male" " Preliminary match to Travis Wayne." "Aha." "I got Jane Doe's clothes and property." "Guys, look." "Turn it up, turn it up!" "'Right next door to the bridge... '" "Shit." "She get a boob job?" "'High in its steeple, a security camera that last night captured not only the vandalism... '" "'But also an obscene act performed by the latest bridge Picassos. '" "'Pastor Jason Cavanaugh is worried about them and is reaching out with a unique offer. '" "'Come in for counseling,... '" "'Or he will turn the footage over to the police for criminal prosecution. '" " We got to talk to pastor Jason." " And say what?" " Maybe ask forgiveness." " We got to confiscate the tape." " How?" " Shit." "I don't know." "I just know Kendra Burke's like a dog with a bone." "She's not gonna rest till she sees the tape." "She sees the tape, she identifies us." "Travis and Jeb." "What's up?" "Airports, bus terminals, state troopers" " We got it covered." "There's no cellphones to track." "How many college kids you know don't have a cellphone?" "We got Jeb Macey's dad coming in." "He spoke to Jeb this morning." "Jeb was between classes." "So Jeb's lying." "Anything on Jane Doe?" "She's in surgery" " Bullet in the brain." "Doctor said it was dicey." "Let's get a sketch on tv." "Let's see if we can get an I. D." "Snapper's wife wants you and me to be in his honor guard." " No." " No?" " No, thank you." " You can't say "no. "" " Yes, I can." " This was snapper's request." "Yeah, a final "screw you" from the grave." "He didn't like me, and I didn't like him." "Why do I got to be in his honor guard?" "Why are you gonna be in his honor guard?" "You guys didn't like each other, either." "He was a fellow cop." "That's why I'm going to his funeral." "This is between you and snapper's wife." "I'm out of it." "Would you be in his honor guard?" "Probably." "I've never seen any of these people." "And I don't have any new information about the police uniforms, either." "Got a lot of clothes come through here every day." "It'd be easy to misplace an order." "No." "No, it would not be easy." "This is what we do." "You give us your precious clothes, drapes, wedding gowns, and we clean them." "We do not misplace them." "You saying the uniforms were stolen, molly?" "I'm not saying that, either." "I'm just saying I feel terrible." "Who else works here?" "Emily, get out here!" "This is my daughter, Emily." "She doesn't know what happened, either." "You know any of these people?" "They're investigating the missing police uniforms." "Whoa, the serious shit." "You run the press machine?" "Yeah." "You press the uniforms, bag them up, you're the last one to handle them?" " So?" " What happened to them?" "Dude, I don't know." " You in school, emily?" " Why you care?" "O. B. U." " Sophomore." "And a smartass." "Go back to work now." "Stillwater." "We found your gun." "Driver's license says "Travis Wayne. "" "Suicide." "The entrance wound is on the left side of his head." "Hard for the gun to end up over there." "And it's on top of the blood spatter." "It was put there after he was shot." "It's been there six to eight hours." "There's also a nonfatal gunshotwound to his left calf," "Provided by detective hanadarko, from what I understand." "Jeb and emily are in the same chemistry class at o." "B. U." "That girl from the dry cleaners?" "Has she been going to class?" "Skipped past two days, went today." "This newspaper is from the same day two weeks ago as the newspaper from Travis' truck." "He was using it to transfer from his glove box to this car." "Transfer of what?" "The killer must have took it with him." "Coffee undisturbed, so no struggle" "Could've been an ambush." "Killer had to get the gun from Travis." "Find anything else?" "No sign of your badge, Ham." "Hey, scumbag, you go and finish off what Grace started." "Guys... this mean anything?" "Shit." "We got a lot of "x" prison tats." "None match our "x. "" "What if "x" is a person?" "Jeb's dad mention other friends?" "No, but he said Jeb and Travis hung out with some posse." "You need more than two people to make a posse." "More people to sell them as tough." "Maybe I'm reaching." "Shit." "I hope I'm reaching. "Showtime death squad. " FBI code name for the Waco assault was "showtime. "" "The first casualty at ruby ridge was a dog named striker" " Shot by a federal agent." "The state trooper who arrested McVeigh is Charles hanger." "What are we looking at?" " Shit." " "X" is their leader." " They hate the government." " They want to martyr themselves." "Travis shoots Jane Doe." "Who shoots Travis" " Jeb?" " Why?" " Whatever's in that glove box." " Money?" " Some kind of explosive?" "No." "Rhetta checked for that." "They wana... to look like cops." "Gets instant credibility." "Instant access." "Jane doe make it through surgery?" " Yeah." " Is she able to talk?" " Not yet." " What are you gonna do when she does wake up?" "She's gonna bust your story." "She's had a brain injury." "No telling what she's gonna say." "Whatever you're keeping from me, man,..." "That's a blind spot in this case I can't help you with." "I'm not keeping anything from you that affects this case." "What else do I have to do, Grace?" "I mean, I steal a truck, lie, get my head stapled." "That's not enough, right?" "!" "What else do I have to do to make you trust me?" "!" "What would you do if I told you I have an angel?" "What?" "I have an angel." "His name's Earl." "He's the one who introduced me to Jane Doe." "Thanks for the heads-Up yesterday, or I would have entered an angel's feather into evidence." "Blood matches Jane Doe." "Why was Earl there?" "He held her until the paramedics arrived." " You concealed evidence?" " Yeah." "He held her" " Oh, that's so beautiful." "You concealed evidence, Rhetta." "I want to know what god and Earl are up to, who this girl is." "You tell Earl I have his back." "She may be a homegrown terrorist." " Why?" " Travis and Jeb..." " Are mini McVeigh's." " It doesn't mean she is." "Hanging out with them, doing drugs with them." "You found her prints in "the turner diaries. "" "Where's the gun that was in joe ricky dunmore's vehicle?" "Over there." "Why?" " Serial number filed off?" " Yes, but it hasn't been used in any crimes." "Is snapper's death connected to this?" "Jeb Macey, the girl from the dry cleaners," "And Joe Ricky Dunmore are all in the same chemistry class." "It can't be a coincidence." "Did you stay up all night?" "Is that how you put that together?" "Got a couple hours' sleep." "Earl was right." "God is using you for great things." "Are you gonna cry?" "You got anything?" "The keys on Jane Doe's key ring are most likely house keys." "The diamonds are real." "I wonder if those are her parents" "Maybe her name starts with an "n. "" "I'm running every test I can think of on the newspaper from the stolen car." "I told Ham about Earl." "You and Jeb" " Same chemistry class, but you don't know him." "There's 50 kids in that class." "I don't know any of them." "How about joe ricky dunmore?" "Yeah." "He's in my class." "Sits behind me." "When's the last time you saw "x"?" "Who?" "Emily, you know what?" "I think we should all go down to the office." "I can't." "I'm working." "What's going on now?" "Just trying to have a conversation with your daughter." "It's okay, mom." "I'll be back before lunch." "So let's go." "What... will she be back before lunch?" "If she stops lying." "Says she doesn't know "x. "" "You know "x"?" "Don't say anything, mom." "Can we just go?" "This is so stupid." "Molly, may I see your tattoo?" "No." "What are you doing?" "Stop." "Stop it!" "Why are you arresting me?" "Suspected terrorism." " What?" "!" " What?" ""X" used to be my boyfriend." "He's a terrorist?" "When's the last time you saw him?" "About a month ago." "Same time the uniforms went missing." "I caught him once in the back." "A few days later, those uniforms were gone, and then he dumped me." "He was an asshole creep who wasn't good enough for you." "Your angel give you a ride in on his wings this morning?" "Sorry." "I was being a smartass." "Is this what he looks like " "Your informant angel who would turn you on to this case?" "Does he help you with all our cases?" "I am pastor jason cavanaugh." "Can I speak with both of you" "How can we help you?" "I have a tape of the two of you having public sex on the western avenue bridge." "We need to talk." "We're real sorry, pastor Jason." "It's not from me you should seek forgiveness." "Pastor, sir, we do need to talk to you,..." "But we're in the middle of an urgent criminal investigation." "And I am on an urgent spiritual investigation." "But I understand." "Here's my card." "You call me before the end of the day." " We'll set up a time we can get together." " Yes, sir." "End of the day, I don't hear from you, Kendra Burke gets the story." "That's not very Christian-Like." "Oh, I can be brutal when it comes to saving souls." "Jesus, watch over these two until we can join in fellowship." "Amen." "Well, maybe you can ask Earl for help." " Would you leave it alone?" " No." " I mean, you must trust an angel." " Leave it alone." "No, because I don't know what the hell are we, Grace, off the job, you and me?" " Do you know what we are?" " We're not having this conversation now." "Yeah, we are, because I want to know where this is going." "We're here." "We're already here." "I want a family and kids with you." " That's not me." " Why?" "Do you know how pretty you would look in a wedding dress?" "Shit, Ham." "I know what was in the glove box." "I found very small traces of methylphosphonyl difluoride on the newspaper in the stolen car." "What is that?" "One of three ingredients in sarin gas." "And in order to have it, you either know someone with a level-4 biosafety clearance,..." "Or you got it on the black market." " Can a smart science kid make it?" " Not this stuff." "And I can put our suspects with a second ingredient in sarin gas," "Ammonia, which was in the meth lab, but I expected to find ammonia in the meth lab." " Do you understand what I'm saying?" " This is serious shit." " Very. - Chemical-weapons shit." "Third ingredient is isopropyl alcohol." "I got that in my medicine cabinet." "You mix it together, you got sarin gas." "With the right formula, yes." "Release it in an enclosed area, massive casualties." "Joe Ricky asked me out once." "Told him I don't date guys with two first names." "So that's why "x" had to ask me out." "You ever see them together?" "A couple times." "Joe Ricky followed "x" around like a puppy." " No picture." " I burned them all." ""X" is 40, white, 6', 180." "They're both willing to work with a sketch artist." "We don't have time." "I think this is going down today." "Joe ricky's arraignment" " Enclosed area." " What time?" " Now." "So is snapper's funeral" " Church an enclosed area, too." "Your arraignment's been postponed." "10, 20 people in a courtroom" " Not enough casualties anyway, right?" "But hundreds of cops, governor, mayor, maybe a senator" " Now, those are headlines." " Nice tattoo." " Thank you." " Who is "x"?" " You'll know soon enough." "I wonder why "x" didn't think you could pull off the big one." "You just a wheelman?" "I can die another day." "You know what your government did at ruby ridge?" " They made mistakes." " They started a war." "We're gonna fight back, do what we have to do." " And why'd you have to kill a cop?" " We wanted a spectacle." "Shots fired, shots fired!" "Shit." "We got a chemical weapon." "Hazmat's standing by." "We got to evacuate." "I need your attention, please." "We've got to evacuate the church in a timely manner." "Please move to the ends of the aisles, and an officer will escort you to the nearest exit." "I'll stay." "You go." "What's with the "x"?" "Your real name's bob." "That's what we are to them" " An "x,"..." "On a map, on a ballot." "You decided to take your power back." "That's right." " "Posse comitatus. "" " It's Latin for "power of the county. "" " You know what today is?" " Yeah." "If it had been April 19th, it would have been easy." "You and mcveigh, anniversary of waco." "But june 16th, shit " "The only thing I could find besides it's the day in 1963 that the first woman went into outer space" "Valentina Vladimirovna Tereshkova, and I figured Travis and Jeb wouldn't die for that " "Is today, in 1878, congress passed the posse comitatus act,..." "Which is supposed to keep the military out of criminal law enforcement." "The southern states were tired of being occupied by the u." "S. Army." "So, you and your posse's still not over the civil war." "That's what this is all about?" "Courtroom would have been a better target." "Only casualty at the funeral was snapper." ""X" and Jeb were arrested." "Jab's in surgery, getting his jaw wired back together." "Do you know about the Cohen act?" "I know it's fiction - "Turner diaries. "" "Government confiscated all firearms under the Cohen act." "That day is coming." "You better believe it." "Well, I got my answer." "See, I kept asking myself, "why Joe Ricky Dunmore?" ""Why this guy?" So I did some digging." " Are you from San Antonio?" " Yeah." " Where's your dad work?" " Southwest chemical." " The only level-4 private lab in the country." " How about that?" "Who killed Travis?" "I did." "He wanted to kill himself." "You wanted to die today, too." "Sorry we messed that up for you." "We lost a battle." "The war's not over." "We'll recruit more soldiers." "Yeah, in prison, maybe." "You can battle out in there 'cause you're never getting out." "Others will." "So, you dated molly to get the uniforms." "Yes, I used sweet jolly molly to get the uniforms." "Jeb, Travis, and Joe Ricky are soldiers." "What else you want to know?" "What about the girl?" " What girl?" " Black, about 18." "She was with Travis." "Girlfriends were fine, as long as they kept them separate from our mission." "You know her name?" "I never even met her." "We got assholes trying to kill us outside our borders," "Homegrown assholes trying to kill us from within." "What the hell is happening?" "How can someone hate our government so much?" "Some things done in the name of our government are easy to hate." "Oh, maybe 'cause here you can change what you don't like, man." "Do that in china, Iran, right?" "Ho ho ho!" "Check" " Check it out!" "Pastor Jason has been praying he would get a call, but his prayers have not been answered." "It is because of this that he has given me the tape." " Shit!" "Did you call him?" " No." "Shit!" "What time is it?" "We can still call him." "You will see the tape tomorrow, but tonight, you'll hear from pastor Jason himself." "We'll give her the story of "x. "" " It's a way bigger story." " Way bigger!" "Anybody here know Kendra Burke?" " Butch, I thought you did." " Butch!" " No." " Do you?" "!" "If you know her, you got to help us out." "Butch, if you don't, I will." "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "What's she doing?" "What's she doing?" "This is the sex tape." "Pastor Jason, please step over here." "Sooners suck!" "There was never any tape?" "There was never any story." "Never a pastor." "That was one of my ranch hands." "You put a camera up on that bridge, you pervert?" "No, man, I didn't have to." "Bobby, you went along with this?" "Come on, this has to be one of the best ever!" "Oh, my god!" "That is so great!" "Okay!" "I have something I want to tell you guys." "I have something I want to tell you guys." "I want you to meet Kendra Burke... my fiance." "You dog!" "You dog, dude!" "Come here!" "I thought you guys were just dating." "When's the wedding?" "Oh, sometime this fall." "Oh, my god, left hand." "Holy " "Oh, left hand." "Let me see."