"Presents" "a film by Tamás Sas" "S.O.S. LOVE" " Well..." " Well..." " What?" " I've lost them!" "I've lost them..." "I've lost them..." " Got them..." " Got them..." "Damn it!" "Damn it!" "Boys, what's going on?" "He's a class "A" client, pull yourselves together!" "Yes, sorry but..." "I simply can't find the words..." "I've lost them." "Yes, sorry but..." "I simply can't find the words..." "I've lost them..." "Your beauty... this evening... your radiant beauty..." "Your beauty... this evening... your radiant beauty..." " Let's run away!" " Let's run away!" " Let's escape everything!" " Let's escape everything!" " Do you know what?" " Do you know what?" "Let's go to the coast!" "The south of France?" "Sain..." "Sain..." " Saint-Jean Cap Ferrat." " Sain..." "Saint-Jean Cap Ferrat..." "Saint-Jean Cap Ferrat?" "Sissy!" "I just call it going to Sissy!" "We could make babies!" "Yes, shock me!" "No-no-no, let's wait with the physical side..." "Let's wait with the physical side!" "Wait until after the w..." "wedding... after the wedding?" "Yes!" " Boys!" " Is everyone mad?" "Hot, one-night stand!" " No, let's not wait!" " No-no-no-no, let's not wait!" "No, no, let's definitely not wait!" "Please let's" " spend the weekend together!" " Yes!" "Yes!" "Fine, deal done." "We can send the bill." "That was close..." "The rest depends on our little James Bond..." "Bogi, we'll be late!" "Yes!" " Come in!" " Bogi!" "Tricked again!" "I'm going to wring your neck!" "Bye, see you tonight!" "Top... bag..." "Froggy..." "Bag... screenplay" "score by cinematography" "Bogi!" "Let's forget it, okay?" "I've told you I don't want to marry again." "Okay!" "But I'll get it ready tomorrow as well." "Directed by" " Pick you up at 4." " Okay" "Bogi!" "She hasn't turned back again!" "So, this is S.O.S. Love." "I think that our name describes our company pretty well:" "We deliver love at high speed anywhere, anytime and in any shape." " Would you like a love poem?" " What, now?" " Please let me finish!" " Of course..." " He's an actor!" " He's a minister!" " He's not, I've seen him on the TV!" "We'll organise a complete seduction!" " From the first date..." "... to the bedroom." " Hello!" " Let's go!" "Good morning, Minister!" "Tell me, do you do "bits on the side"?" "You can live your wildest dreams and, of course, all with absolute discretion..." "Discretion is the most important." "The secrets of your heart will be buried deeply, very deeply." "Could it be even deeper than that?" "The opposition are really after me and are always making accusations and trying to link me to all kinds of affairs when there aren't any." "If there were, I wouldn't like to rub their noses in it." " Do you also help in the seduction?" " Of course." "Our company motto is that there's no such thing as a woman who won't, just a man who can't." "What's happening here?" "This is the rehearsal room." "Our actors run through the more difficult scenes with our clients..." "I wanted to be an actor myself." "Let's go, okay?" "And now our pride and joy:" "The central control room." "We direct our campaigns from here." "We write text messages for our clients, our software can maintain contact with 65 ladies at one time." "Our prominent clients are handled by Bálint here." "How many locations are we live to?" "8." "And as you can see we can talk to 8 clients at one time." "Now let's take a look at screen 2!" ""I think about you night and day... "" "I don't believe you..." "You are everything to me..." "Do you really think so?" ""With you I've found meaning in my life?"" "With you I've found meaning in my life..." " What do you say to that?" " Amazing!" "Again:" "There's no such thing as a woman who won't, just a man who can't get enough - like me." " Thanks for the tour." " Have you saved your client code?" " What are you doing tomorrow night?" " Minister!" " All done." " At last!" "You sure I won't embarrass myself with this letter?" "No way!" "I wrote it!" "Last time, she showed it to her girlfriend and the class laughed at me for a week." "It was a misunderstanding." "This is a brilliant letter!" "Relax!" "I copied it in my father's office." "Well, if you say so..." "My father always says that you have to be tough with women." "I'm going to be tough when I grow up!" "You're just going to be a bigger idiot!" "Well, why do you need all this soppy talk?" "It isn't sloppy or soppy, it's romance!" "Women go for romance, understand?" "Will you never grow out of pulling pigtails?" "...we have to confront the most important fact and that is our market share has dropped in the last 8 months from 78% to 62.4%." " How did that happen?" "!" " We have a new competitor." "They're called "All You Need is Love"" "They offer the same service that we do but they target women." " I've never heard of them." " I'm not surprised." "We don't know who's behind them, their structure" " or where they're based." " Do you have a plan of some kind?" " Yes." "I thought that..." " Calm it, you stupid kid!" " I told him..." " So you told me!" "Oh, hello!" "Aren't we all cosy?" "Can I get to talk to someone?" "This is Mr. Tamás Nádori." "Category "A"." "Very VIP, understand?" "Okay, I need a big boss here and quick!" " There's trouble." " Whose is it?" "Öcsi's." "Gentlemen, that will be all." " I'm listening." " You the boss?" "Listen here," "I've waited for you for 3 months to do something with the girl." "I told you that money's no object!" "I really do need that woman!" " Öcsi!" "How is it going?" " In detail?" "It isn't." " Take a seat!" " I am really into this girl but nothing seems to work." "Nothing at all!" "I'll swallow a sword or anything but the best would be to fix it with cash." " Look, sir!" " Tomi." " Tomi." " What's this Tomi?" "Who you calling Tomi?" " Sir!" "Please keep calm." " How should I do that?" "!" "I was calm 3 months ago but since then there's just been a big zero, mate!" "I understand, sir!" " What should we do?" " What do I know?" "They say you're Mr. Fix It!" "So fix it quick!" " Would you like me to take personal control?" " Well!" "Sorry, sir, I never get personally involved..." "Listen, you either sort it out or I can guarantee this whole useless firm is broke in less than a month." "I haven't been paying you to sit on your arse in Versace." "Monkey in a suit!" "I'm happy to have been of service and I guarantee that we will come up with a suitable solution within 24 hours." "The only thing left will be to settle the bill." "Good... that's good." "Thank you for your kind visit." " Bye..." " Monkey in a jacket..." " Öcsi!" " Me?" " I don't know if you heard the stats." " I wasn't there." "There were only four cases we didn't solve last year." " Really?" "That's great!" " All four of them were yours." "Really?" "That's bad." "Do you understand me?" "Okay!" "It's just a bad phase..." " It'll get better." " I've already decided." "I'd like to give you an important job to do." "Really?" "That's great!" "Dad!" "Dad!" " I told her we'd take here home..." " Where?" "!" " She's my teacher, so..." " Bogi, no." "...we can take her..." " No." " Afternoon!" " Thanks so much..." " Don't grin like that!" " I'm not grinning." " Don't even try!" " I'm not trying." " Don't you think that you're forgiven!" " I don't..." "But it was a good idea, wasn't it?" "Our client:" "Tamás Nádori..." "Ambitious, young man with unlimited finances..." "a little hot-headed..." " A little?" "!" " But he's madly in love." "The victim:" "Veronika, kindergarten teacher." "Pretty!" "Yes." "It would be a routine seduction but not for her." "Hello!" "Hey!" "Can you hear me?" " Feri, what is the third rule?" " Everyone gets what he deserves." "Right." "But we can't apply that in this situation." "Tomi is bored of dolly birds and attracted to a world that is alien and inaccessible." "Where people's lips don't move when they read." " The problem can be dealt with." " Let's move on..." " What do you want?" "!" " Nothing, just some..." " flowers for..." " What are you thinking?" "You can't come in here!" "The video demonstrates the problem in hand." "Because if everything goes well and we present him with the woman," " he's likely..." " To mess up..." " Right." "The good news is that Tomi doesn't recognise the word "impossible"." "I guess there are quite a few words he doesn't recognise..." "We need a sure-fire plan, a grand plan where we are behind him" " every minute of the way..." " I've got an idea..." "Your idea is much more important..." "The ostrich!" "Have you got an idea?" "Yes, but it's not the ostrich." "Hi, Bogi!" "Calm down, okay?" "I can't hear a thing, there's no network." "Cheers Béla!" "Hey!" "Serious place this, must have cost a fair bit." " It'll all go on the bill." " Know what?" "I might buy the place, babe!" "We could really go wild" " in a place like this?" " Firstly, this is Hertelendy Castle and has now become your family estate." "Fine... and the three monkeys?" "Secondly, strip!" "What?" "Already?" "You want some, or what?" "Not the trousers but the earring, the chain and the Christmas decorations." "Listen, babe!" "I could rent this place for two years out of one Christmas decoration." "I don't even take them" " off when I'm on the job!" " Fine, as you like." "We'll professionally deliver the woman but it's not our problem if she runs when she sees you." "Are you saying that if you take these off, you are no longer a man?" "I know you'd love to have a go but let's just concentrate on Veronika for now, okay?" " Everything alright?" " Sure," " this one's a pro." " He doesn't want to take the decorations off." "Because it makes him less of a man?" "Don't forget the dance!" " We won't!" " Hey, what dance is that?" " Dad!" "I want to do a job..." " No." " But I know I can!" " No!" " I'm big enough!" " No." " No..." " Yes." " No." " Yes..." " No." " Yes!" " Yes!" " No!" " Good." "Boss!" "Boss, I've found a few useful things in her file... that's nothing... not important..." "aha, here it is:" "Loves flying especially in a hot air balloon..." "dedicated environmentalist" " and crazy about India..." " We knew all this." "Something new?" " She sings in the shower." " What?" "I'll go and find out..." "Voila!" "That's more like it!" "How do you feel?" "Like a monkey in a suit." "The colour doesn't suit me..." "The colour suits you perfectly." "Well, okay..." "Put that down over there..." "The whole castle is fitted with cameras." "So, from now on, wherever you go, you'll wear a microphone and a transmitter." "You are now Tamás Nádori, a famous India specialist and environmentalist." "I am your older brother and Betti is your cousin." "Alright, kids, this is going to work." " Have I forgotten something?" " The poem." "Learn this before tonight." " What?" "What is it?" " A Sanskrit verse." "She'll love it." " Right!" "Is Veronika coming?" " Of course she's coming!" "The donation to the kindergarten was so large they wanted to send the kids to thank you." "That was the funny part of my speech." " What's the plan?" " Veronika will arrive, dinner, a bit of... and then snooze, right?" "Has this ever worked with a normal woman before?" "You joking?" "I've had a stack of women but now I'm dead nervous because this is love..." "So, the plan is the following:" "There will be Veronika and you." "We won't concentrate on what you want but on what Veronika wants." "She'll arrive and be surprised because you won't pounce on her." "We'll give her the things she likes and you won't pounce on her." "We'll set the traps and she'll walk into them one after another." "Enough of the talk." "When will she be mine?" "It's Friday today." "Is Sunday alright?" " Sure." "Brilliant!" " Rehearsals." "Danubius Radio..." "more music, less chat..." "You're listening to "Double Flip" because men are such liars..." "Private Property" "Hertelendy Castle" "Veronika!" "What an honour!" "Sorry I'm late." "I came as soon as I could." " I'm Tamás Nádori..." " Pleased to meet you I'm the one who invited you..." " but, first names, okay?" " Fine..." "But we knew each other by sight..." "I don't recall." "But thank you very much for the donation." "Oh, it's nothing." "Let me introduce my family..." "my father:" "Lván Nádori..." " Delighted, I'm sure..." " Veronika Szabó." " My brother, Péter..." " Veronika Szabó." " Betti, my cousin..." " Hi!" "And him..." " Bálint." " Uncle Tomi!" "Uncle Tomi!" " Hi!" "So who are you?" " Hi!" "I'm Uncle Tomi's favourite niece." "He's my father." "Good looking, isn't he?" "You're Veronika." "Are you hungry?" "We're having dinner soon." "Let me show you your room." "Sorry..." "Okay... thanks..." "My great-great-grandfather built it for his beautiful bride, Rozália." "I live here too." "Unfortunately my sons don't and so..." "I am so happy when they come to stay... but the best is when..." "when we have visitors." " Thank you." " Oh, you're so kind..." "If it hadn't been for the donation from the Nádori family, the kindergarten would have closed." " Close the kindergarten?" " The world today!" " Can I thank you on behalf of the children?" " It's nothing!" " It was Tomi's idea!" " It was all Tomi's idea." "Tomi?" "What made you think of us?" "I read an article about you on an aeroplane and as I am very concerned about education and social politics," "I knew that I had to help." " He's got a heart of gold!" " It comes from inside, I can't help it." " Is your heart made of gold too?" " No, I'm a boring bookworm." " How can a bookworm be boring?" " Like this." " Tomi's just come back from India." " Really?" " Yes, do you know it?" " A little." "Uttaranchal?" "It's... it's a state." "I lived there for two months." "Near to Assam." "And you?" "Assam..." "I lived there too." " You travel so much." " Of course you don't remember." "Tomi studied Hindi with a monk in the north." " And Sanskrit." " He knows a poem too!" "Off by heart!" "Let's hear it?" "It's on its way... agar... agar..." "Agar mein, avaz hun!" "Do tum mer!" "Oh, how very beautiful... what does it mean?" " "If I'm the song... " - "... you're the melody. "" ""If I'm the song, you must be Melanie"!" " Melody." " Melody." "Melody." "That's you." "You have such a lovely family!" "Yes... just..." "we see each other so rarely." "Péter and you?" "No, not at all!" "Then Tomi?" "No!" "You know, I'm the cousin here..." " Of course, sorry, I forgot..." " No problem." "You coming swimming?" "No." "I think I'll have an early night." "Goodnight!" "Goodnight!" "Bro!" "You down or something?" "Hello!" "I'm coming, don't you get tired in there!" "Why so sad?" "Like the pyjamas!" "Versace?" "No, but you're paying for them." "Veronika?" "She's asleep." "Early to bed, late to rise." " What was all that rubbish about?" " What?" "That Indian rubbish." "What does it matter?" "You forgot the words." "I saw the way the girl was looking at you." " No idea what you're talking about." " You just watch it, mate!" "I recommend that you don't get even a faint idea." "I'll tell you." "I don't understand you." "You're good-looking, you're not short of the readies and you're milking the punters, just like me..." "That's not why I'm saying it!" "It's dead normal." "I have the same theory:" "Fools should pay the price, right?" " But..." " Sure, I mean it's cool." "But why are you still alone?" "Or?" "Or what?" " You haven't turned or anything?" "!" " Aren't we here to swim?" "Sure!" " You coming?" " I prefer to watch." "Okay!" "Beer belly, right?" "Too much drink!" "Arse first!" "Hi there!" " Hey, you!" " Will you walk with me?" "Now?" "You want a Merci?" "Okay!" "Let's go..." "Does your father know that you're here?" "No?" "I thought not." " Can you keep a secret?" " Of course." "My dad doesn't know a lot." "He doesn't know that I know about Mum." "Dad told me that she died when I was a baby and now she's watching us from a cloud." "But I know that Mum's alive and well and she's an actress in America!" "Your father only wants the best for you..." "Can I ask you something?" "Do you think you have to be tough with women?" " Did your dad tell you that?" " No, it was Tubby's dad." "My dad say's all women are the same." "What do you think?" " I think men are all the same." " Men?" "You'll understand when you're older." "What do you think is the most important thing in a real man?" "He should be like a prince." "But it doesn't hurt if he's honest..." "Don't laugh!" "I once knew a guy who really tricked me." "And can you love a man who isn't that honest?" "No..." "Not really..." "Is it a problem that I'd like to have a mum?" "Someone who is here and not in America..." " Any mum would be happy to have such a sweet daughter." " And you?" "Now, let's go to bed or else your dad will give us both a good hiding..." "Welcome to the "All You Need is Love" website." "I've got you!" "I've worked it out." "I've done it!" "I'm a genius!" "I'm a genius!" "Yes!" "The little miss left us good and early last night." "That's a sure sign that Veronika isn't attracted to our client." "That's why we've got two extra programmes for today." "She just got up so now she must be having breakfast and will be going for a walk with Tomi." "Let's take a look!" "So, then... here we go!" "I'm ready!" "Location 2 ready!" "We can start!" "Lt'll be great, you'll see." "Fine..." "Come on!" "Relax!" "I'm great when it comes to pigeon shooting!" "Yes?" "I've been at it for years..." "Seriously!" "Sure!" "I'll show you..." "The cartridges, hang on!" "Pull!" "And if you are more of a pro, then you can be more relaxed..." "Tomi!" "Don't overdo it!" "Hey, I'm not even looking... and I got it." "Serious stuff, hey?" "Yes!" "You must practice a lot!" "That's stupid, stop it!" " Alright... want a go?" " No-no, I'll never hit it..." "Come on, I'll load for you..." "Hang on, it jumped out but that's normal..." "Child's play..." " Okay..." " Hold it... down... yes... and then up..." " I hit it!" " Yes!" " Okay, now I'll try on my own." " Great!" "I didn't even pull the trigger..." "Hey, listen, it... misfired... that's dead normal." " What was that?" " Sorry, I messed that one up." " Betti, I don't want any glitches." " There won't be!" "Go on!" "Boys!" "Grab this!" "Right!" " Uncle Tomi, Uncle Tomi!" " Hello guys, what's up?" "We wanted to thank you for the money you gave." " We finished the kennels." " What kennels?" "Uncle Tomi gave us money to build a rescue centre for pets." " We can take ten more dogs now!" " Or twenty hamsters!" "Right, right..." "Animal welfare is so important..." "Whisper something to that fool." "It's important they learn about animal welfare when they're young." "It's important they learn about animal welfare when they're young." " That's nice..." " Yes." "Jesus, who wrote this rubbish?" "And aren't you interested in Patch anymore?" "What?" "!" "Yes, Patch!" "How is he?" "Now you're giving him to me... good!" "He's fine after the operation." " Great." " Bye!" " Bye!" "Little Patch wants to go back." "Fine." "Second mission completed." " Look!" " Good God!" " Let's climb in!" " You sure about this?" "Location 3, commence mission!" "Come on!" "I don't know..." "Wait..." "What the hell's..." " Come on, you'll get left behind!" " Shit!" "It's set off!" "Hang on!" " You there?" " Hang on!" "What do you think?" "Are we flying then?" "I'm dizzy..." "What should I do?" "Hold on tight, mate!" "So, tomorrow at 4 o'clock?" "Do we start with yoga?" "Fine, that's great." "No-no-no, not at all, not me, my mother!" "Good, thank you, bye!" "Come out here after the dance and compliment her dancing." "She went to ballet school for 4 years but had to give up because of an ankle injury." "Ask why she dances so well." "She'll say she did ballet." "Ask why she stopped." "Because she injured her ankle." "She'll feel cold now after dancing." " Give her your jacket." " What jacket?" " The one you'll have on." " But what jacket will I have on?" " It doesn't matter." " I don't want to look shabby." "You won't look shabby, you'll have great jacket on, okay?" "Great!" "I can't do anything about your frustrated sex life, okay?" "Okay..." "You give her your jacket and tell her about how you daydreamed here when you were a child." " Why?" " Just say it." "Okay, fine." "Good." "You've done the jacket and now you show her a few stars." " What for?" " Are you doing this on purpose?" " I don't know where they are!" " That's why we drew this." "The black thing is the sky and the yellow things are stars." "Okay?" " Serious stuff." "Who drew this?" " I did." " You're kidding." "A picture like this should be in a... in a museum!" " Really?" " I'm just having you on!" " My mother draws like this!" " After the stars you go to Venus." "If you stand here..." "it's right behind you." " Right." "And if I turn around?" " I didn't say you should turn!" " Don't turn!" " Okay!" "Now talk about Venus." "If she laps it up then, and only then," " you kiss her." " Something real at last." " Understand." "Venus - kiss." " That's right." "Then we fire a rocket, it pops, you count to 3..." "Turn around and say:" ""Shooting star"..." "I understand." "So... pop, count to three and turn... but why do I count to three?" " Turn before, she'll see it's a rocket." " That would be bad." " Yes, that would be bad." " Fine." "Pop - count - kiss!" " Okay, I've got it." " Sounds good." " Trouble..." "She wants to leave." " What does she want?" " I'm coming to sort it out." " I would recommend you sort it out!" "Hey, mermaid girl, you didn't do so well in the crawl yesterday." " Better at breast, I reckon." " That's quite enough!" "Don't get all upset!" "I happen to be a bum man!" " We'll practice the tango!" " Out of the question..." "I'm a dead man!" "I shot at least 60 clay pigeons... been running in the woods even though I hate it and I've done things I haven't done since school." " Did you think?" " I climbed a rope and I was scared..." " I would be happier if we could rehearse." " I can believe it." "What about a private date after this is over?" " You're an idiot..." " Fine." "Come in!" " Where are you going?" " Home." " No way." " I don't know anyone and I haven't got a frock." "We got this for you!" " It's your size..." " How do you know?" "You don't think I'd let a lovely guest leave us?" "You're not a bucktoothed witch who comes over from the castle next-door..." "They teased my buckteeth at school." "As I said, we have organised an evening for you." "There'll be a band, dancing, a raffle, fireworks..." "If you really insist that I send fifty people home..." "I'm leaving." " Is that your last word?" " Yes..." "I'm warning you, you'll miss the raffle." "Well, okay." "I'm convinced." "I'll stay." "Turn around!" " Peeping Tom!" " Yes..." "Sorry..." "Would you help?" "Deep breath!" "Just right!" "It'll do here in the country..." "Courting isn't your strong point, not like your kid brother!" "Yes, my kid brother!" "See you in an hour in the drawing room." "Well?" " What?" " You know, the song!" "Yeah, right, right!" " Go on then!" " I'm going, just leave me!" "Well, hello..." "Erm..." "Come over here!" "Listen up!" "You lot, bring your drinks with you..." "The... highlight of the evening, let me introduce... our little guest the beautiful Veronika who is going to sing for us..." " I don't want to." " Listen, don't do this to me, stand up, I bet you've got a great voice." "She's a kindergarten teacher with a wonderful voice." "But I can't on my own, only if someone accompanies me..." " Can anyone play the piano?" " Dad can play!" "Would you?" "Being as you kept me here..." "Of course." "I got here just a while ago," "And they said this was the place to be." "I had to say I don't think so," "This ain't the place for me." "God's my boss without a doubt," "Wings of gold but little clout." "He could at least punish you," "Or even let me go too." "The ground opened up and you went away," "But me, it seems I had to stay." "Keep rowing to the other shore," "You can do it again, you did it before." "The road is long, you're not there yet," "This is your home, don't ever forget." "I spent some time in the underground," "Most of it just looking around." "The time came to come away," "It really wasn't safe to stay." "Sitting in the back, looking pretty," "I took a tour of the big city." "I have never seen such beautiful sights," "That weren't made by 5 gigabytes." "I order "in", you order "to go"," "The problem is my heart hurts so." "I'll never get another chance," "But you could take another glance." "The road is long, you're not there yet," "This is your home, don't ever forget." "Give us some of that Banderas, mate." "Dad, where are you going?" "Thanks!" "I can remember sitting here daydreaming when I was a kid." "Here on the terrace?" "Here on the terrace." "Your father said there was an enormous tree here last year." "In the tree." " With Tomi?" " Alone." "He was still in nappies back then." " And what happened to the tree?" " Gone with the wind." " Does everyone in your family tell stories?" " Yes." "It's just that I was talking to your daughter yesterday and she knows a lot more than you think." "Did she say that her mum's an actress in America?" "She invented it a couple of years ago." "She tells everyone the same." "She can't face the truth." "Reality is much worse." "I made her out of Lego!" "Really... seriously..." "and I'm still a virgin..." "And I came to Earth from Virgo." "That's the Northern Cross!" "Virgo's the other side." "It keeps moving and won't be here in a couple of thousand years." " Does that mean the Plough will go?" " No, thank God!" " Do you see that bright one?" " Which one?" "Venus." "The planet of love." "A shooting star!" "Now?" "!" " Jesus, it must be real!" " Why?" "What else would it be?" "Give me your hand!" "Let's count to three and make a wish!" " One..." " Two..." "Sorry..." "I've got to go..." "No-no-no." "No, the coat can stay." "Emergency!" "Repeat:" "Emergency!" " You know, you dance really well." " Thanks!" " Hey!" "Shall we move over there?" " Sure..." "Just move over, this is my place, I have to stand here." "Just so." "Okay..." " Didn't you go to ballet school?" " Yes, I did." "How did you know?" "I just thought you might." "Oh, and... how's your ankle?" "Fine thanks..." " Doesn't it hurt?" " No..." "Good." "Hey!" "Where did you buy that fab jacket?" " It's your brother's." " No!" "Yes!" " And where did he buy it?" " I don't know, ask him." "You know what?" "I will!" " Did he just give it to you?" " No." "I was cold." "Right!" "Right!" "He said that you used to sit and daydream here as kids." "And you looked at the stars." "That's right!" "The stars..." "So then tell me..." "Erm... right..." "I don't know... where the cross thingy..." " Northern Cross!" " Right." " It's there." "Right!" "That's a cross?" "!" "Nice!" "Right." " What happened?" " The minister." "Trouble." " Tell him we're on our way." " We're on our way!" "Start the fireworks!" " Now?" " Now." "Hey!" "A shooting star." "No, it's fireworks." "Shooting star." "Fireworks." "Well... that's what they told me." "What?" "What are you looking for?" "You know, the Venus thing is somewhere around here." "Venus is over there." "It's the biggest and the brightest." " Right!" " What about it?" "Nothing." " Don't you want to talk about it?" " No." "No?" "Shame." "Okay, guys, let's go." "Well, we've done that..." " Shall we go?" " Let's go." "Listen up!" "We'll be there in 20 minutes, you go first and get the straightjacket on." " Granny!" "Don't hurt him!" " Minister!" "Nothing happened..." "Turn around!" "Turn around!" "And explain what you were doing under my granddaughter's bed." " Look at me!" " He's looking for a secretary..." "Keep calm everybody..." "It's us!" "S.O. S..." "But really..." "Evening!" "My name is Dr. Péter Tihanyi from neurology." "My colleagues took him away before he went into shock." " Has no one been hurt?" " No, thank heavens." "Did you find him in a dark space?" "Under my granddaughter's bed." "I thought so." "Regressive stage with panic attacks." " Did you spot the resemblance too?" " Lf... not the same?" " Look-alike." " Isn't he the minister?" "No" "He's been attacked before because of the likeness." " His wife even heckles him." " Ah... poor thing..." " Has he got a wife?" " No." "If he shows up again, please give us a call." " Thank you..." " Good bye..." "Well, boys, you came at just the right time..." "You were a bit rough but discrete." "I thought I'd have a heart attack when the old girl came at me with her stick!" "Lucky I had my mobile with me." " The client code is useful." " You can say that again!" "The alibi is being prepared." "You can rest assured that your wife will know nothing." " Where to?" "Home?" " No." "I'll hop out somewhere, take a walk and get a drink." "Are you sure everything will be alright, Minister?" "Quite alright." "And if not, I'll just call you." "You'd make an excellent politician!" "Would you like to work for me?" "We can talk about it later." "I'm sure we'll meet again." "One... two... three..." "I'll wait for him to call..." "I won't call him..." "I can feel the energy coursing through my body..." "I'll wait for him to call..." "I won't call him..." "I'm completely relaxed..." " Are we late?" " No, there they are!" " Shall we?" " Let's." " Nice trip." " No!" "I've twisted my bloody ankle!" "Fine, we'll cancel." "No need for that." "Go and show Veronika where I grew up!" "And the stream where we used to daydream and all that..." " What about you?" " Sure... ouch!" "I'll drink a couple of painkillers." "It's nothing, you go!" " Buckteeth?" " Peeping Tom?" " We can go..." " Okay!" " Does he bite?" " Yes." " Yes?" " What do you think?" "Have you ridden before?" "What do you think?" "Then you better come with me." "You can go home." "Sit up straight, that's right!" "Calling all agents." "Tomi is injured, mission cancelled." "You can take a break." "Picnic cancelled." " They said it's cancelled." " Cancelled?" "What should we do?" "Take this back to the school." "If I could choose, I'd be a horse." "What animal would I be?" "A dolphin." "And your father?" "Owl." "Tomi?" "Bear." "A cuddly teddy bear." "Bears aren't cuddly, they're wild animals." " Listen..." " Listen..." " You first!" " After you!" " After you!" " After you!" "Maybe we both want to say the same thing." "Maybe." "I know what your plan is and it just might work." "Something happened last night." "By the piano?" "No..." "On the terrace?" "Yes." "On the terrace... after you left." "The secret of relaxing massage is to do it with your whole self." "This will allow you to create a virtual remote control between you and your man." "Madam?" "Madam!" "Come and have a go..." "Put your hands here and start to massage!" "Well that's done..." "Guess we can go home!" "No?" " Pour more Champaign..." " Give it here!" " Let's go!" " Come on!" "What happened here?" " It's done!" " What happened?" " We can go home!" " You'll see!" " Have a glass of Champaign!" " Take a look at that!" "Some night action." "I saw it this morning." "Victory!" "We have done it again without a doubt." "The bear went for the honey!" "What do you say to that?" " Aren't you pleased?" " Rewind it!" " Now what?" " No idea!" "Boss!" "Hang on!" "Öcsi's on the line." "He's been trying to get hold of you." "He says it's important." "Are you in a hurry?" "Because we have some very good news:" "We love each other." "Yeah, right!" "Serious I'amour!" "It wouldn't have happened without this weekend... thanks again." "Thanks, bro, you're the man!" "Hey!" "Big man!" "Don't be sad, babe..." "Congratulations..." "Come on!" "I'm too busy." "It's just a passing show," "And I let it go." "A drop at the start now it's in full flow." "I had just one thought though," "You're not the one who's slow." "The storm in my heart," "Tells me what I should know..." "What's wrong, Dad?" "Trouble?" "No." "Adults pretend to be someone else and when they get what they want, they realise that's it isn't what they wanted but something else instead..." "Or they want the same thing but not for someone else but for themselves." "It's all going on and I'm just sitting here." "Understand?" "Dad, the most important thing is to be honest." "Because you can't love a man who isn't all that honest." " What should I do?" " You know as well as I do..." "Okay." "Get going because they might have left." "Hey, Dad!" "I like her too the love in life runs by your eye unnoticed," "Shadow in the night, a dying glow." "Your heart beats hard and strong and all you know is," " Thanks for everything..." " Good bye, my dear!" "Bye then!" " I've got something to say." " Go away!" " Seriously..." " I don't take hitchers." " Don't joke!" " You could have done this before but now I've got a serious boyfriend and..." " This was a mistake..." " Hey, folks, what's going on?" "What's the fuss about?" "So you thought this whole thing up?" "Including telling me?" "!" "Why?" " Because I love you." " Leave me alone!" " Hey!" "Hang on!" "Let me tell you a few things!" " No, let me, okay?" "!" " What the hell was that?" " Nothing." "Don't say it was nothing, she just kicked me in the balls!" " I told her." " What?" " Everything." "The company, the business and that the whole thing was a big lie." "Are you that stupid?" " I love her." " Say again?" " I love her." "You really are a loser!" "And you never suspected a thing, congratulations!" "Haunted by the nightmare of our maybe." "Blinkered and still blind to what you see..." "Beyond it all, forgotten and alone now," "Without my lucky charm, at least I'll do no harm to you and me." "I once knew a guy who really tricked me..." "Pete!" "Pete!" "You here?" "I'll never find you in this barn." "Pete!" "I knew you were here!" "You can't beat me!" "I called you at least fifteen times... or thirteen... or twelve and you never answered..." "I thought I'd come over." "Are you okay?" "Whatever..." "Pete!" "The phase is over." "You told me off and I've even learnt from it." "You were right but don't let it get to you!" "But we're over that now, hey?" "Well, you were a prat..." "It wasn't the first time..." "I know you've got your own problems." "But hey, no hassle..." "I'll cut your throat one day..." "No-no-no, don't say a word, just listen." "I did what you asked." "I found out who's behind the competition." "Do you know who?" "Hey?" "You'll wet yourself." "If I tell you that is." " Shall I?" " Spit it out!" "Okay, I will!" "Hang on to your hat!" "One... two... three!" "What?" "!" "Aren't you going to wet yourself?" "You'll tell me all about it." "Get to work." " What's their problem?" " Pass." "I really didn't feel like telling them about the weekend..." "I'm sure they understand that we're tired." "Good of them to do this though, hey?" "I'm so glad that it's over!" "I was so fed up of acting, you can't believe." " But we came out on top." " It looks like it." "That guy drove me mad towards the end." "I lost control." "I noticed." " The swift kick in the balls was really convincing." " Sorry." "He irritated you." "Enough said." "And Betti?" " What about Betti?" " Nice girl, isn't she?" "Yes!" " It was sweet how she put up with me!" " Only put up with?" " What?" "!" " You two seemed to get along okay." "Hang on a minute." "Who got along with who?" "And you and that poor bloke?" "What are you talking about?" "That was the plan!" "Yes, but looking at you it seems that things turned out a bit differently." "You shouldn't be so tough!" " But we're pros, aren't we?" " Pros alright but a bit lonely." "I would like to welcome you to the "All You Need is Love" course." "We are a successful and recognised company." "But more importantly than that:" "We have helped hundreds of you, our fellow women, to find partners or teach your men a lesson." "Because all women have the right to love." "We all have a type who get's us hot and flustered." "There are some of us who have more than one." "So, in the next 12 weeks, we'll take an in-depth look at the 12 basic types:" "The sportsman, the eccentric philosopher, the student, the artist - we will learn their characteristics and where to find them." "Most important of all:" "We will learn how to handle them." "I have got some good news:" "You only need to collect one point in order to successfully complete the course." "Because if you manage to get just one type eating out of your hand, according to statistics, it means that 12,762 men are on the streets just waiting to make you happy." "So, ladies, are there any questions?" "Yes?" "Veronika Kulcsár." "A pretty old case." "The client wanted a hot one-night stand but the girl went back to the scene and found the cameras and the microphones." "I got involved in the case, Iván, do you remember?" "Yes, I do now." "It must have been 4-5 years ago." "She took it very badly and has been out to get you ever since." "Yes and that is why she formed that company of hers." " She took you to the cleaners!" " She's a tough girl, alright!" "Yes." "And I worked that out all by myself!" "Well, it wasn't easy, in fact," " the exact opposite, it was really quite hard!" " Thank you!" " She isn't a kindergarten teacher after all?" " She used to be." "The kindergarten was just a front for her company." " And him? "Mister Professional"?" " Tomi?" "He's one of hers." " How could we be so blind?" " She was behind the whole setup." "She wanted you to fall in love with her!" "Let's look at the facts." "The last campaign completely wiped us out." "To make things worse, I lost it." "So, I'd like to ask Betti to take temporary control of the company." "You lot need to help me get things back on track!" "Congratulations, madam!" "A great choice." "Good-looking, solid background." "Decent manner..." " This is going to go smoothly..." " Yes..." "Don't worry, we are very well prepared." "Two weeks from now and you'll be bored of spending so much time together." " Sir!" " How can I be of assistance?" "You are in big trouble." "Don't be frightened!" "An organisation wants to trap you." " What kind of organisation?" " Take a look at this!" " What is going on?" " Remain calm." "You are among friends." " We will protect you." " What from?" "!" "Listen, this is the plan..." "I've just arrived." "Everything will be just fine..." " Shoobidoo!" " Got it?" "Let's go!" "Turn..." " Arms up!" "Fine..." "there we are..." " Good and high..." "They are a terrible bunch." "They know no mercy." "They'll do all that they can to trick you." "But we'll be there, it won't be easy." "Now turn back..." "Camera." "Done, stand up, let's go!" " You're ready for action!" " Stay calm, nothing will go wrong!" " It won't?" " No." "I'll tell you the whole story, okay?" " Grey does suit you!" " Dove grey is my favourite!" "I'm pleased." "So..." "Now they think they're the clever ones but the truth is that we're the clever ones." "Right..." "We aren't going to let them play with the emotions of a respectable gentleman like yourself." "No!" "So, we'll go there and we'll show them a thing or two and we'll leave." "Have I been understood?" "Tomorrow's the big day." "They're setting off." "Repeat." "Red Robin." "They're setting off..." "Setting off!" "Follow them!" "Don't worry, they're all with us!" "See the pram?" "One of ours." "The one with the paper?" "Or feeding the ducks..." "All of them." "Good to go here!" " Oh, God, what have I done?" "!" " Can you hear me, Mr. Kempelen?" "Hello!" " Yes, yes..." "I can hear." " He can hear!" "They're coming!" " Thank you..." " We'll take this off..." " Much prettier like that." " Yes?" "It's going to be a fantastic date." "It's important that you repeat what I say and there'll be no problem." "Fine!" "Am I a bit too tall?" "No!" "Stand up straight." "Thank you..." "Just a bit too tall." " What's new?" " Cameras 1 and 2 are fine." "We're nearly there." "All going to plan." "The system's operational." " She's arrived." " Okay, let's start." "Hello!" " Hello!" " Hello!" " Hello..." " I'm sorry I'm late but I had an errand to run." "I'm sorry I'm late but I had an errand to run." "Look deep into her eyes and compliment her dress!" " Now he'll complement her dress!" " Pretty dress!" "Told you!" "Offer first name terms!" " Can we use first names?" " I wanted to suggest the same!" "Sure, I wanted to ask..." "Pick the menu up." "It's in front of you." "Ask her what she'd like." " What would you like?" " Adventure." "Adventure." "Straight to the point!" " Good to see you again." " Good to see you again." " But this is our first date." " But this is just our first date." "I've thought about you a lot lately." " I've thought about you a lot." " And what were you thinking about?" "That there could be something between us." "Equaliser!" " I was thinking about what type you really are." " Sorry?" "!" "What type?" "Shy virgin or..." "crazed Amazon..." "What?" "You know!" "Rocker chick, career woman... sporty..." "Company director, philosopher, mother." " I would have gone for the mother." " Something isn't right." "Stall him!" "I'm stopping this!" "Walking in the park?" "Sure." "It's a public park." "It's odd that we keep bumping into each other when I'm working." "Don't get your hopes up, babe!" "This is too fast, I can't follow!" "Was it too fast when you took your clothes off?" "I didn't take my clothes off!" " Not in front of you." " Someone's hacking the line!" "I'm not your "babe"." "Then who are you?" "And you?" "Do you really know who you are?" "Me?" "Aha." "I'm a pro." "Well, I was there..." "I was also there when you finished the poem." "...and when you nearly held my hand and kissed me." "My dad loves you!" "You said we could meet separately..." "That... that was serious." "What do you want from me?" "I deserved it all..." "I understand why are you running away?" " I'm not." "I'm not running away." " Yes you are." "You planned your revenge against a monster and now you've fallen in love with him." "That's not true..." "I'm not in love with you." "How far would you have gone on the balcony if there hadn't been that emergency?" "As far as my script allowed." " How far did it allow?" " As much as you saw." "But I liked it when you held me tightly on the horse." "You never had friends and your classmates hated you." " What?" " Well..." "I understand." " What?" " All the girls were jealous because you are so beautiful and clever..." "I bet all the guys were after you." " Have you got someone?" " Why, do you have anyone in mind?" "Well, there is this nice guy but the problem is that he's a peeping Tom." "I'm not bothered if you don't mind about my buckteeth." "No more messing about!" " Not even a little bit?" " Not even a little bit." " Not even at work?" " No way..." "Good, you should know that you can't trick me." "I won't believe any of that overtime stuff." "Mates?" " Once every two weeks." " Twice a week." "Okay, but only the ones I've cleared first..." "Now, the last honesty test..." "Hello!" "Control!" " Watch your screens!" " What are you thinking about now?" " I love you, Veronika!" " I love you too." "Control!" "Watch your screens!" " Liar!" " Double-crosser!" " Conman!" " Show-off!" " Fraudster..." " Liar!" " Fraudster?" " Li..." "Liar?" " Show-off!" " Cheat!" " Cheat!" " Conman!" " Fraudster!" " Double-crosser!" "Double-crosser?" " I like you!" " You're beautiful." " Liar!" " Sneak!" " Conman!" " Conman!" "There's an ant on your breast." "Mission accomplished!" " What?" " Has everyone gone mad?" "Would you like to have massive sex with me?" "Bite me, you animal!" "And now I apologise, I don't usually ask but knowing your history, I'm forced to ask:" " Do you really want to get married?" " Yes." " Yes." "Sure?" "Yes!" "You swear?" "Yes." "Then kiss each other."