"You tell me that you've got everything you want" "And your bird can sing" "But you don't get me, you don't get me" "You say you've seen seven wonders and your bird is green" "But you can't see me, you can't see me" "When your bird is broken will it bring you down" "You may be awoken, I'll be round, I'll be round" "You tell me that you've heard every sound there is" "And your bird can swim" "But you can't hear me, you can't hear me" "Once upon a time in the kingdom of Kropotkin there lived a Young Prince" " Being a prince is drag, man" "A million to lead a group" "I blow comb and tissue paper" "The Wicked Prime-Minister hates the Prince and his rock'n'roll music" "But he loves the Princess Amanda from the neighbouring kingdom of Kalkamania" "Naturally, she loves the Prince" "But I hate his rock'n'roll music, too" "You are the greatest comb and tissue paper player of all times, Prince" "You are to lead a group" "Go out in the world and lose yourself" "He means that I should find myself" "No, I mean lose yourself" "And so the Prince went away" "Leading the Princess to be promised and marriaged to the Wicked Prime-Minister to which I immediately replied" "Help!" "All right, so we made a mistake" "But at least we're trying" "It's from the Princess" "She wants us to find the Prince" "Here, Prince!" "Here, Prince!" "And bring him back in time to stop her wedding to the Wicked Prime-Minister" "I saw that movie" "Here, Prince!" "Here, Prince!" "The Prince?" "Yeah, you're in the lead of your group?" "Terrible!" "Really bad, eh?" "You've got less than twenty four hours to get back to Kropotkin and stop the wedding" "It's been a long time" "Now I'm coming back home" "I've been away now" "Oh how" "I've been alone" "Wait till I come back to your side" "We'll forget the tears we've cried" "But if your heart breaks" "Don't wait, turn me away" "And if your heart's strong" "Hold on," "I won't delay" "Wait till I come back to your side" "We'll forget the tears we've cried" "I feel as though" "You ought to know" "That I've been good As good as I can be" "And if you do" "I'll trust in you" "And know that you Will wait for me" "It's been a long time" "Now I'm coming back home" "I've been away now" "Oh how" "I've been alone" "Wait till I come back to your side" "We'll forget the tears we've cried" "I feel as though" "You ought to know" "That I've been good As good as I can be" "And if you do" "I'll trust in you" "And know that you Will wait for me" "But if your heart breaks" "Don't wait, turn me away" "And if your heart's strong" "Hold on," "I won't delay" "Wait till I come back to your side" "We'll forget the tears we've cried" "It's been a long time" "Now I'm coming back home" "I've been away now" "Oh how" "I've been alone" "You– You've lied, man" "You told me I blew great comb and tissue paper" "But you do, you do" "But just you say that under the Kropotkin's Bell of Truth" "You play beautifully" "Darling" "Now, everyone ready for the sing-along?" "This is the part of the show in which all you people at home join in and sing along with us." "Now this first song starts off with a real BANG!" "Hold everything, George!" "Did I just hear you say this song starts off with a BANG?" "My very words." "Well if you really expect the people at home to join in, you first ought to put them in the right mood." "The right mood?" "Certainly!" "You got to create the proper atmosphere!" "Here, I'll show you!" "Well, what do you think?" "I think you've flipped your blinking wig!" "Well you said this next song starts off with a..." "BANG, Ha Ha, Yeah" "You sure you wouldn't rather do Smoke Gets Into Your Eyes?" "Sing, people..." "Those apples're pretty good but I expect you to do even better on this next number." "Just stand right up and shout out the lyrics." "Are you ready?" "Hold it George!" "Ain't you forgetting something?" "Forgetting something?" "The setting!" "I keep telling you got to put the audience in the proper mood first!" "For the last time I listened to your suggestion, we were nearly blown to smitheroons!" "So, now you're exaggerating!" "Smithereens is a good ten miles from here." "What do you say: give us one more chance, eh?" "Eh?" "Well, all right." "This next song is one that really takes off." "Take-off you say..." "I think I just got the right thing!" "Contact!" "Well, what do you think?" "Let's save it for when we do:" ""The flighter the bumblebrain!"" "Sing, children" "And so the good king Arthur rode off with Merlin on further adventures" "John's fallen asleep John's fallen asleep" "Please don't wake me, don't shake me, I'm only sleeping" "?" "Here we are" "?" "Oh, it's you, ?" "disguise, I see a troubadour" "?" "play that thing" "?" "Your Majesty" "This fire-breathing man-eating monster is smashing ?" "and laying waste the countryside" "Please send us a brave knight to rid us of this curse" "So who will ride with me upon this quest?" "Eh, this mighty knight good ..." "Ah, a troubadour you will ride with me" "Madam ride you with me and this fair youth" "And with Merlin's help" "Merlin's help?" " ...with Merlin's help" "Peace will come again to your fair land" "?" "Come along laddie" "?" "Who did that?" "He did." "Help!" "Run for your lives!" "Charge!" "?" "distract." "All we'll have to is put the scorch to sleep" "Yeah... how?" "Sing." " Sing?" "But I'm a group!" "A what?" " A group, man!" "Plural!" "Like I'm four fellows!" "?" "is strange" "Whatever thing you say..." "Right" "Double-double... cauldron buble" "Oh there you are, John!" " Yeah!" "The fans are getting rougher all the time" "When I wake up early in the morning" "Lift my head, I'm still yawning" "When I'm in the middle of a dream" "Stay in bed, float upstream float upstream" "Please don't wake me, no, don't shake me" "Leave me where I am, I'm only sleeping" "Everybody seems to think I'm lazy" "I don't mind, I think they're crazy" "Running everywhere at such a speed" "Until they find there's no need there's no need" "Please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away" "And after all, I'm only sleeping" "Keeping and eye on the world going by my window" "Taking my time" "Lying there and staring at the ceiling" "Waiting for a sleepy feeling" "Please don't spoil my day, I'm miles away" "And after all, I'm only sleeping" "Keeping an eye on the world going by my window" "Taking my time" "When I wake up early in the morning" "Lift my head, I'm still yawning" "When I'm in the middle of a dream" "Staying in bed, float upstream float upstream" "Please don't wake me, no, don't shake me" "Leave me where I am," "I'm only sleeping" "Wake up John, you're dreaming." "What a dream I had." "We know, we were there." "It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog" "It's been a hard day's night," "I should be sleeping like a log" "But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do" "Will make me feel alright" "You know I work all days to get you money to buy you things" "And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to give me everything" "So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone" "You know I feel ok" "When I'm home everything seems to be right" "When I'm home feeling you holding me tight," "It's been a hard day's night, and I been working..." "The second part of this show was brought to you by"