"I built this whole universe." "People ca II me crea tor a nd Almighty God." "I wa s very plea se a fter crea ting huma n." "For the plea sure of huma n I crea te universe a nd crea te ea ch a nd everything else which plea sed huma n." "But ma n isn't ha ppy in the bea utiful world which I crea ted." "He feel tha t he is a step behind from other huma n." "Nobody, never ha s a nything before time a nd more then destiny a nd nor he'll gets." "So ma ny people a re a ngry with me without understa nding it." "This ma n is the no. 1 contender a mong those who a re a ngry on me." "Accept it or not in the first episode your host Arun Vja pa ti welcome you." "In this progra mme we'll show you such a n a ma zing things a fter wa tching them your bra in will stop working." "So toda y in our first episode we ha ve our guest 'Loha Singhji'." "Yes." "This is Loha Singhji." "Who pulled motorcycle a t the a ge of 10." "Bus a t the a ge of 15..." "And Tra in engine a t the a ge of 20." "A nd toda y he will stop the flight of this helicopter with his teeth." "The world record in Genies Book for this contest is 40 seconds." "And he will stop it for further more 30 seconds, for a whole minute." "And you time sta rts now." "Come on Loha Singh." "I know you ca n do it." "We know you ca n do it Loha Singh." "Loha Singh stop this helicopter with your teeth." "For the whole minute." "My teeth!" "Why you left it?" "Wha t ha ppen?" " Two teeth ha s been broken." " Thirty a re still being left." " Try once more." " No I ca n't do it..." "It pa ining too much." "Dude it's the ma tter of my respect whole world is la ughing on me." "Dude this is my first episode." "Try once a ga in." "Pulling this, Pull tha t or sha II I give you a tough sla p." "Don't touch the phone." "All the sponsors a nd media a re ca lling us for a buse." "Ha ng it." "Sir from where do you think?" "From tha t pla ce where AP's don't think." "Where is he?" "I'll not spa re him." "AP." " Hello sir." " Come..." "Arjun Pa rja pa ti." "Plea se sit on my cha ir." "Sorry sir but why a re you sa ying like this?" "I'm sa ying right, I'll be fired from this cha irjust beca use of you." " Wha t do you sa y secta ry sa hib?" " Sir I'm not getting a nything." "Sir wha t is my fa ult tha t if Loha Singh who brush his teeth da ily with herba l-stick, is being broken in my show." "You don't ha ve a ny mista ke in it." "It's my mista ke tha t I ga ve you the show." "Accept it or not if such a wa y you a re working then my cha nnel will be off-a ir." "The End." "No sir, I'll not let tha t ha ppen a t a ny cost." "Sir for the next episode there is a boy na med Kuchi Ka poor..." "Sir Kuchi Ka poor smooch his girlfriend for 48 hours no stop in the middle of the ma rket." "Enough..." "Out." "Get out." "I sa y get out." "Aga in AP got bullshit." "Don't know a t wha t time he wa s born?" " Here is Accept it or not host." " He is a ghost not a host." "Why a re you la ughing to much?" "I'll brea k your a II 40 teeth in one punch." "Oka y will brea k a II the teeth, there a re 32 teeth." "I know you'll interrupt." " Oka y" " So tha t's why I counted your eight too." " Understa nd." " Err Boss!" "From where do you get tha t plea sure which you ha ve gra sped a fter brea king Loha Singh's teeth." " Hi." " Listen..." " Lea ve you a nger come to the ba r a nd ha ve some." " First I wa nt to ta Ik to her." " Now with whom?" " Tha t who flopped my show." "La ugh..." "La ugh... when a II the world is la ughing then why doesn't the crea tor of world isn't la ughing?" "Tha t Loha Singh who pulled Bus, tra in a nd pla ne from his teeth." "He never felt pa in in his teeth." "You only ha d to broke his tooth in my show." "Ea rly in the morning a fter checking my fortune in the newspa per my mother sa ys, son your da y will be very fine toda y." "But you a Iso rea d it too." "A nd how ca n you ba re tha t my da y will be fine" "Am I the only one whom you disturb in the world or is there a nybody else too?" "Wha t ha ppened to him?" "Doctor Sa a b, suddenly Da ddy got pa in in chest a nd he fa inted." " When?" " Almost a n hour a go." "One hour, don't worry everything will be fine." "Ta ke him to the ICU fa st." "Don't you worry, oka y." "Everything will be fine, look ma da m you a re very lucky hea rt specia list doctor Khura na is present over here." "Don't worry." "No use, he's dea d." "Doctor Sa a b how's pa pa?" "It's a ma jor hea rt a tta ck." "Don't you worry, just submit 1 la ck right now." " Wha t you cook toda y?" " Just once a sk your wife to cook." "He's cooking his wife for so ma ny yea rs." "65,000." "Tha nk you." "You a re the first doctor who ga ve medicine to dea d." "Not only the medicine, we a Iso give 60,000 injection." "Go a nd return it." "Guru we ha d food, it's a Irea dy too la te." "Now wha t we ha ve to do?" "Nothing a fter ha ving sweet we'll deliver the news." " Doctor Sa hib now how's pa pa?" " We tried a lot but we were una ble to sa ve him." "You try to be pa tient." "By the time I ma ke dea th certifica te a nd you pa y the bill." "Oka y, come doctor." "You a Irea dy deposited 1 la ck a nd 40,000 more." "All the deta ils a re in the bill you check it." "This is your da ddy's dea th certifica te." "Very good..." "Here is his dea th certifica te." "This ma n ha s been died a t Sa njeevni hospita I 10 a m." " Ha s been died." " Yes I brought a corpse for you." " Corpse?" " Hi..." "I'm Aliya Ka poor from cha nnel one." "And he's our Singh opera tions." " No..." "No..." " Ta ke out the ca mera." "Err!" "Five minutes ha s been pa ssed." " Ta ke out the ca mera." " Move a side..." "How ca n do such like tha t with us?" "This is trea chery." "Aga in we a re a sking you from mercy." "Mr. Ka liya..." "Fa nta stic." "Now a ga in phones will sta rt ringing." "Yes sir." "Let the sponsors ca II, a llow the ca Ils of plea sures to come." "But boss I'm not getting a nything." "The da y I ha ired Aliya from tha t da y I knew tha t one da y she'll rise up my cha nnel TRP on top one da y." "Stop!" "Turtle a nd Ra bbit you too..." "I'll give you a one high." "Only AP will congra tula te Aliya, Who AP?" "AP..." "Congra tula tions Aliya." "Tha nks AP." "You like this flower very much, isn't it?" "And I like you." "Me too." " I love you." " I love you too." " Such a n a ma zing new you overcome." " Tha nk you sir." "Sir a II the credit goes to you." "Good job Aliya I ca n't believe it." " Somebody is burning somewhere." " Next sna rio will be more giga ntic then tha t." " Oka y?" "Ba ck to work." " 100%." "Good job Ma 'a m." "Fa nta stic..." "Tha nk you Mura ri..." "Not only tha nk you works." "Ask boss to fa vor me with a motorcycle." "I come from very fa ra wa y." "Very fa ra wa y!" "I'll try first tell me where is AP?" "Hi AP!" "By the wa y the flower a re too good." "But if you present them with your own ha nds tha n I liked it very much." "How did you know tha t I presented these flowers?" "Beca use only know tha t how much I like blue orchids." "I brought them to present you but you were ha nged up with other." "This is your problem, in this whole office nobody is better then you." "But you a llow everybody to move a hea d a nd you a Iwa ys sta y ba ck a t the end." "Are you upset beca use of your show?" "But I'm very plea sed tha t you show is being hit." "Just a second." " I ha ve a n old friend in Delhi." " I must be trying to congra tula te you." "And he wa nt to ma rry with me." " Wha t?" " Yes." "La st time when I went to Delhi he sa id 'I love you'." " Wha t did you sa y to him?" " I sa id no." "Off course..." "I don't like these kind of chea p boys." "Who don't know a bout their limits?" "Be a s a friend if you a re a friend." "Wha t is the need to be a n lover?" "Tha t's why I like you." "You a re not tha t kind of a person." "You know your limits very clea rly." "You ca n't see a girl with tilt eye." "Tha t's for sure." "Wow!" "If she's being inta ke a t da y time then roma nce is on for the show." " You open the lotto." "Ra ngela y!" " Yes ca rry on." "Is it open or not?" " Ha ve it." " It's open." "It's open but lotto worth of 2 corer..." "but why a re you giving me this 500?" "No... no..." "lotto ha sn't open but you ha ve it." "If it's ha sn't open then why a re you giving it to me." "Hey ha ve a brea th somebody will listen." " I ha ve a ma jor crush on you." " Swine." "I'm a Irea dy ma rried a nd I ha ve two kids." "It doesn't ma kes a ny difference to me you only sa y yes a nd ta ke 500 every da y." "My ma n is 100000 better then you." "I love him very much." "And you wa nt me to buy in 500 rupee." "Err!" "If you a re a gree then give me a smile." "Err!" "These ha nds ca n wa sh cloths a nd dishes but ca n wa sh us." "Agree with me... s" "Third come from here." "How ma ny times I told you not to do tha t kind of chea p blunders?" " I'll not do it a ga in." " But you a ren't ca utioned." " Sa y sorry to her." " Sister forgive me." "Sister forgive me." "From toda y if you do tha t then I'll kick you out from here." "Not a t a II, I'll not do it a ga in." "Plea se lea ve my ha irs otherwise style will be out." "Plea se you out my ha irs." "You only get tha t shop." "Get out from here." "Where 500 rupee ha s gone?" "Tha t wa s such a nice fa mily." "This time ta ke ca re of it God." "If this rela tion will confirm then I'll present 11/2 kgs sweets in your wa y." "Err!" "Do wha tever you wa nt to do but your da ughter's ma rria ge ca n't be done." "Without a ny rea son, so ma ny times I told you tha t spea k good." "Err!" "Lfjust beca use of my good words something good will ha ppen then your da ughter will be a t her husba nds home a nd your son will be independent." "Here comes the problem." " Here you a re son." " Here comes the origina I Ta rza n of this home." "People end there seria I a fter 100 episodes but he ends his story in first episode." "Ma de world record." "He come tired a llow him to ha ve a brea th." "Ma a if I sta y ca Im then how come he sta y ca Im?" "He become a house a fter studying but he never win a ny ra ce of life till toda y." "The da y I pa rticipa te in the ra te so stra ight a wa y I'll win the derby." "50 times I told you to lea ve this cha nnel thing a nd join municipa lity instea d of my pla ce." "Err!" "If I'm retired then wha t ha ppened, toda y I ca n ma na ge for yourjob." "50 times I told you tha t keep municipa lity in your pocket." "I wa nt to do something different." "For the sa me different you a re una ble to do a nything." "Stop it now it's enough." " Ha ve it son." " Rea d newspa per is better tha n tha t." "At lea st he'll not reply ba ck." "Beta toda y Mishra ji's neighbors ca me to see Ma dhu." "And my hea rt sa ys tha t he like your sisters." "Those who don't like the brea kfa st cooked by your da ughter how come they like your da ughter?" "Only you found him to ma rry?" "Wha t ca n I do, pa rents a rra nge a II tha t." "I ca n write it down tha t Ma dhu's ma rria ge ca n't ever be performed." "Wha t ha ppen?" "Do you feel ba d beca use of Ba buji's words." "AP every boy wa nt tha t he gets a wife like moon." "But moon ha ve spots on it." "Isn't it?" " Wha t?" " I ha ve on boy in my mind." "Who, how is he?" "Just like Ba buji." "I'll die a fter burn but Ba buji kind of boy..." "Tha nk you so much." "Mom." " Da d." " Who is this in your neighborhood?" "Whose son is tha t much rich?" " Isn't he like Tino?" " He looks like him." " Hey!" "Hi!" "AP!" " He's Tino." " 100%." " Hi Tino." "Hi AP." "Hi Pa rsa d." " Do you ha ve a lottery open a t Jedda h?" " Consider it like this." "I'm loa der a t Jedda h a irport." "I ca n ea rn 1,00,000 in India n currency." "La ck, wha t a re you sa ying?" "Tino you only pa ssed 10th sta nda rd." "Tha nks to God a nd wha t a re you doing AP?" "Are you like sa me a s I left you?" " Do you ha ve the sa me ca r?" " Tha t he doesn't own." "It's mine... mine." "Not yours, your fa ther own it." "You a Iso come with me I'll put you on job a nd you'll ea rn good." "I don't wa nt to be a loa der." "He don't wa nt to be a loa der he wa nt to be the owner of Airport." "Or he'll purcha se oil wells in Sa udi Ara bia a nd he wa nt us to jump in to them a nd die." "My mother ba ng me a nd give me your exa mple... she sa ys tha t Tino AP a Iwa ys comes first." "Toda y God is merciful tha t where I'm a nd you sta y on the sa me pla ce." "God is grea t." "Bye see you la ter." "Is this yourjustice?" "You pa y mercy on ba d a nd don't pa y good on good." "Look in front of the neighborhood he sa ys ba d words for his fa ther." "I'm not sa ying it to you." "I'm a sking from God." "Err!" "I'm sta nding up there." "There is one a bove you." "Who is my enemy." "Sa hib sometimes I feel tha t you sa y right." "God don't' listen poor a Iso." "Toda y our lottery isn't opened." " Then who ha ve it?" " There is somebody na me Ya sh Chopra." "Look those who a ren't needy give them the money." "Those who need money never give them the money." "From where I ca n give you the money?" "If you wa nt to then a sk your mother to sell this house a nd bring your pa rents on the roa d in their la te a ge." "Listen to poor, he'll listen yours." "You'll give one rupee he'll give you 10 corer." "On the na me of God give ba ba 1 rupee." "On the na me of God, God isn't listen to you then how come ma n will listen to you?" "God isn't free form Na pa ncy roa d so he'll come over her a nd listen to you." " Do you wa nt to ea rn money?" " Tha n wha t else?" "So Singh remix." "Ka nta La ga..." "Cha rti Ja wa ni." "Show me by singing." " Do you get your 1 rupee?" " Err AP!" " Oka y I'm lea ving." " Come on." " Wha t ha ppen to him?" " Nothing." "Suddenly this ba gger is singing such a stra nge songs." "Isn't it?" "I ga ve him the idea to sing filmy songs so he ca n ea rn money." "Otherwise he'll sta rve a nd die on the na me of God." " Would you like to ea t?" " No." "Why will you ea t, you must ha ve been ea ten the food cooked by your mother." " Right." " But toda y Ba buji cooked the food." "You ba buji a Iso cook." "Yes, just ha ve the brea kfa st cooked by him then you ca n't feel hunger a II da y long." "I got it." "Ta ke the sa ndwich." "Ea t, on wha t ma tter he's a ngry toda y?" "He don't need a ny rea son to be a ngry." "First I listen music from Ba buji now boss will give me a tone." " AP." "Arun Pra ja pa ti the grea t." " Tha nk you sir." "Tha nk you." "Good news for you." " Tha nk you." " We close the progra mme 'Accept it or not'." "Sir then wha t will I do?" "Whether you like it or not you'll rea d the wea ther report." "Wea ther..." "Wea ther foreca sting." "...a nd me." "Storm is being foreca sted on the northern costa I a rea s of Goa." " Clea r." " No sir." "I'm a very crea tive person." "I'll not be a ble to do tha t wea ther kind of stuffs." "I a Irea dy sa id to you tha t you ta ke ca re of my cha ir." " Sir I ha ve a n new idea for a new show." " No..." "No..." " I don't wa nt to listen." " Err sir." "It's such a n a ma zing show sir." "It'll be No. 1 show a nd you'll lea ve a II the cha nnels behind." "Err we don't need it!" "Sir this isn't a show of kiss a nd musta che." "Sir it's 10 times better. 10 times better." "Not me, expla in it to Aliya if she a pproves." "If she a pproves a nd ta ke gra ntee tha t there will be no misha p in it then I ha ve no problem." "I'll ta Ik to the show la ter on." "But before tha t I ta Ik to you something importa nt." "Wha t?" "Aliya." "I love you." "You a re the first girl whom I'm sa ying this." "I love you." "Why a re you sta ring me like this?" "This is my show." "How ca n you know tha t I lied or I spea ks truth?" "Oka y tha t wa sn't funny." "Seriously tell me wha t you a re trying to sa y?" "Ha ve you hea rd of lie detector?" "Yea h." "Now it's a va ila ble in Hindusta n too." "Police, RAW a nd IB ha ve it." "We'll import a lie detector from a broa d." "A nd ca II people for exa mple, police, politicia ns." "We'll a sk questions by putting them on the cha ir." "If they life then red light will open a nd they'll be comprehended in front of the a udience." "Fa nta stic idea!" "You do one thing, immedia tely sta rt working on it." "But AP be ca reful my persona I gra ntee is involve in this show." "Will there no misha ps?" "Don't you worry." "This is show is life for me." "I'll work ha rd." "All the best." " Beta do I ma ke tea for you?" " Ma a you a ren't sleep till yet." "I'm wa tching tha t you a re working la te a t night now these da ys." "I ha ve a new show, Ma a." "Do with the best of your sprit Beta a nd I ha ve no doubt on you tha t you'll brea k it." "You'll out everybody." "Oka y, so think Ma a tha t everybody is out." "Cha nnels a re out of business once my show will be a hit." "Then respect, wea Ith, fa me, ca r, bunga low a nd MP's ma rria ge in UP." "Err!" "Mp's ma rria ge is due but your ma rria ge will a Iso ta kes pla ce." "Did you ta Ik to Wa liya a or not?" "Aliya Ma a not Wa liya." "Err!" "Aliya..." "Aliya..." "Ta Ik to her a s soon a s possible." "Just once my show hits then I'll ta ke to her." "You a re very slow... a nd girls a re fa st now these da ys." "If some fa st guy come into Aliya 's life then you..." "This is Sa hib's pa rking." " Aliya I na me the show." " Wha t?" "Jhoot Bola y Ka wa Ka ta y." " Nice." " Pa rking full." "Who pa rked in pla ce of my ca r pa rking?" "Sir a very big sta r come to the cha nnel." " Sta r." " Wow!" "Our cha nnel is blooming beca use of you." "Do something so the TRP of our cha nnel is no 1." "Aliya come... meet him." "He is our new crea tive hea d." "Ra kesh Sha rma." "Rocky." "Oh my God Rocky!" " Aliya." " I ca n't believe it." " How's life." " Grea t." " I give you the shock." " Do both of you know ea ch other?" " Sir from yea rs." " Sir you know her with the na me of a n Aliya." " I know when she wa s Allo." " Stop it." " So Allo." " Sir." " Sorry Aliya... expla in everything to him." " Off course sir." "Come I'll introduce you to AP." "Recognize him, tha t show 'Accept it or not'." "Tha t teeth broken episode." "Very funny show ma n." " Believe me." " Sha II we go to ca bin." " Very funny show ever seen." " To discuss the show." "Yes..." "Rocky come just now so I'll come in a while." "Somebody sa ys right if luck is ba d tha n dog bites on a minia ture ma n sitting on ca mel." "You ca n't find a nybody in Hindusta n then you send him from London." "Listen or not..." "Oka y." "Yesterda y night Ma a sa id, tha t son some other guy ha sn't come in Aliya 's life." "A nd you send him toda y." "Pushed me." "You'll not come down by yourself, the da y I'll come up tha t da y I'll show you." "But I'll not come up there soon." "Understa nd." " No..." "No..." "No." " Listen I wa nt to ta Ik one thing to you." "Everybody wa s ha ppy a fter seeing me over here a t office tha n why AP's fa ce wa s da rk?" "If you love some girl a nd if she hug some other guy then will your fa ce be da rk or not?" " Oka y, who?" " Aliya." "Wha t Aliya?" " Aliya loves AP." " No." "Yes." "AP loves Aliya." "Then it's a Iright." " Where do you wa nt to sit?" " Here." " Oka y." "Tell me one thing." "Wha t kind of a ma n is Rocky?" "He's such a n a ma zing thing." "We do our journa lism course together a t Delhi." "Don't know how time pa sses a long with him." "He's such a funny guy." " Like tha t." " I think he's a very boa ring guy." "He's such a boa ring guy." "Big brother inha bita nt to listen pa rse." "Beca use from toda y tha t'll echoed in your ea rs." " Rocky sha II I order coffee for you." " No need of it." "I feel tha t big brother is very hot toda y." "Coffee is ha rmful for hea Ith in such kind of hot clima te." " Right." " Ha ve to drink you." "Aliya bring this coffee for me." "You ha ve to drink coffee beca use you wa nt to ha ve it orjust beca use Aliya bring it for you?" "Aliya look a t his expressions." "Ha ve to do a show with him." "Angry with the world." "I told you tha t his sense of humor is mind blowing." "Why a re you la ughing?" "I don't find it out funny a t a II." "AP you don't know how to la ugh?" "Do you know how to pla y pool?" " Off course I know." " Lets go." " We do one thing we pla y pool." " Err no..." "And whoever will lose he'll pa y the ca nteen bill for the whole da y." "Err AP don't pla y with him he's not good just he's very goods." "And I'm very... good." " Come on." " Come on." "We do a toss you tell me wha t ba II is in which ha nd." "Oka y." "Bla ck ba II is in right ha nd." "Oka y." "I win the toss so I'll win the ga me." "You'll see tha t AP sha II not win." "Good shot nice potting Rocky." "Let my cha nce to come." "AP is a bout to loose." "All went beca use of ea sy shoots." "No need to jump tha t much." "If you ta ke tha t bla ck tha n I'll a ccept." "Now see how ca n I pot tha t bla ck." "I sa id so tha t it will not go." "I knew tha t Rocky will win." "Tha nk you my brother you ma de me to win the ga me." "La dies a nd gentlemen so drinks on the house beca use of the looser." "Look I ha dn't got a cha nce." "I told you don't pla y pool with him." "He's a cha mpion of Delhi." "Now tell me tha t he's Delhi's cha mpion." "Now pla y with me I'll not pla y." "Listen hungry of Cha nnel 1. whoever ea ts will go for 40 steps a nd down a fter vomit blood a nd die." "Sir he'll die." "Lets go from here." "This wha t you a re doing?" "Lets go." "Does Aliya know tha t AP love her?" "AP don't ha ve coura ge to tell her." " Is he a cowa rd?" " Yes he is a full time cowa rd." "How fa ra wa y it goes?" "Nowhere, he's a cting like a driver home to here a nd here to home." "So I'll drop her tomorrow." "And I'll bring her." " You too." " Wha t?" " Driver." " Lover." "Here comes my formula person." "Wha t a re you doing?" "Only you find my ca r to do suicide." "Our enemies will do suicide, now I wa nt to live." "Wha t a superb idea you brought, this is to sung remix songs." "I wa s out by a sking for God for 15 yea rs." "I wa sn't a ble to ha ve two dry brea ds." "Now I come on burger." "Go a nd gra b the pla ce otherwise a ga in you'll come on brea d." " Wha t a re you doing here?" " I'm coming from hea d office by getting lottery." "But da ily I sa w you from here pa ssing horns a nd tha t girl wa ving ha nd from there." "Wha t interest you ha ve in it?" "Oka y if you do then its disco a nd if we do then Mujra." "If you do then its love a nd if I do tha t its misbeha ve." "If somebody else did it then you ba ng him a nd by pa rking this wrecka ge in front of somebody's house, you flirt with the girl." "Don't you a sha med off." "Will you be a greed a fter thra shing?" "Wha t will I a ccept?" "Listen wrecka ge." "If God is there a nd he's listening to me, so it's my curse tha t girl will not go with you." "Who is this new comer?" "Wha t a re you doing here?" "Will your ca r is out of order?" "This ca r, if I sa le its only one tire so I ca n buy three boxes like this." "Now la ugh." "Tha n wha t a re you doing over here?" "I come here to pick Aliya." "Aliya will go with me." "Won't you be a sha med off tha t you ta ke such a bea utiful girl in such a ugly ca rs." "You a re too stubborn." " Hi AP." " Hi Aliya." " Err Rocky!" " Wha t a re you doing?" " Wha t a re you doing?" " Wha t?" "Jea ns will be dirty." "Rust is there, keep a wa y from it." "It's such a dirty ca r." "Wha t a re you doing here?" " I come here to pick you." " But da ily I go with AP." "Toda y come with me." "AP will not feel good." " I won't feel good too." " Come on Aliya." " We a re getting la te from office." " Sorry Rocky." "I'll see you a t work, oka y." "Let's go." "God bless you." "God he a Iwa ys sta ys in trouble." "Ca r isn't lea ve, it's dea d." "Now wha t's your decision." " Sha II we go?" " I'm sorry AP." "I'll be too la te for office." "Sha II I go with Rocky?" "Let's go Aliya you'll be la te." "Ca II some mecha nic." "I'll see you a t office." "Oka y." "Bye." "Come soon." "Cowa rd sa le this ca r." "A nd wha tever cha nge you'll get buy bi-cycle for it." "At lea st no sta rting problem only ma npower." "You listen a bout Ra ngela a but never listen to me." "In the popula tion of 1.25 billion of Hindusta n only I'm the one." "Only you ca n see my ca r in a II the ca rs of the world." "Only my girl is being wa tched in a II the girls of the world." "Aliya." "Why?" "Wha t problem you ha ve with me?" "When will you lea ve me a Ione?" "And wha t is this will you burn me with sunlight?" "I'll not burn." "Wha t a re you doing outside of my ca bin?" "Wha t a re you doing a nd where is Aliya Ma 'a m?" "She come with Rocky two hours a go." "She a rrived but she isn't over here." "Wha t nonsense you a re sa ying?" " She left two house a go in front of me." " She is out of your ha nd now." "Do you remember wha t I sa y?" "If luck is ba d tha n dog bites a minia ture sitting on ca mel." " Now you sit they a re in a hotel somewhere?" " Mind it..." "Aliya isn't tha t kind of a girl." "Err wha t a re you sa ying?" "Didn't you see tha t da y how she hugged?" "Like lost love ha s found." "Now you cla p a nd she'll not spa re this cha nce." "She'll not spa re tha t cha nce." "Wha t tha t you a re doing?" "Love..." " No." " I'm thirsty of your love for 4 yea rs." "I'll not lea ve this cha nce toda y." "No..." "No..." "No..." "Not a t a II." "Aliya isn't tha t kind of girl." "But Rocky he's a swine." "He'll not spa re this cha nce." "For God sa ke Rocky!" "Wha t this you a re doing?" "I'm thirsty for you love for 4 yea rs." "I'll not spa re this cha nce toda y." "You don't know my AP if he know then he'll drink your blood." "I don't ca re." "You sa id a bsolutely right Aliya." "I'm coming." "Swine I'll not spa re you a live." "Aliya is in trouble." "I a m going to sa ve her." "No, no." "In love, not in trouble." "Both of them must be roa ming a round, ha nd in ha nd, singing songs." "I ha ve sea rched the whole city." "I a m tired of sitting a round." " Ha s she come?" " Not yet." "Wonder where he ha s ta ken her, the ra sca I." "If you don't tell Aliya how you feel, he will ta ke her a wa y forever." "Toda y I will give her this a nd then tell her a fter a few da ys." "After a few da ys still?" "Don't lea ve toda y's issue on tomorrow." "How ma ny times ha ve I told you not to sit here." "My Simba gets sca red." "And wha t is this?" "You ha ve brought your brother too?" " Brother?" " Now you will bring his whole fa mily too?" "Grea t!" "Don't worry ba by, don't be sca red." "They a re just poor huma ns." "Lets go." "If Bha gwa n ha d ma de me a dog, then I would ha ve been sitting in her la p, not a t your side." "And she would ha ve been kissing me!" "Lea ve it, ma n." "It's time for my dinner." " You wa nt something to ea t?" " Wonder wha t he will offer." "No, tha nk you." "I a m not hungry." "China Ga rden?" "Yes." "Sweet corn soup." "One vegeteria n... fried rice a nd ma nchuria n gra vy." "And one cup fruit sa la d!" "Ta ba dtor." "Hey Ga nshu... begga r!" "Remember?" "Send it to Ta ba dtor." " It must be her." " Is it Aliya?" " Yes, it's her." " Wha t a re they doing?" " Both of them a re stepping down." " And?" " Is Aliya ha ppy?" " Yes." "Very ha ppy!" " Now they a re hugging." " Hugging?" " Oka y, goodnight Rocky." "Bye." " Bye." " She is going." " Going?" "And wha t is he doing?" "Oh, he is a cting like a monkey." "He ha s ta ken off his ja cket a nd he is da ncing." "He is gone." "Go... hurry!" "Brother, a re you pla ying hide a nd seek?" "Wha t a re you doing outside Aliya 's house?" "If you ha ve your eyes on Aliya, then I ha ve my eyes on you." "Ha ve you no sha me?" "Spying on Aliya a s a begga r!" "Cha meleon!" "She is your friend a nd you love her?" "Cha meleon!" " Should I tell her?" "How ba d will she feel!" " No, no." "It's not like tha t." "Wha t is this?" "Wha t is this?" "Wha t is this?" "A gift." "It's not a gift." "This is a bribe to get love." "You will definitely ma ke her cry!" "Oh, Rocky!" "But why did you come ba ck?" "I got you a gift, but forgot to give it to you." " There wa s no need." "I mea n..." " Plea se." "Tha nks." "Wha t ha ppened?" "Wha t ha ppened?" " A bit of shivering." " Wha t?" "A bit of a gita tion." "I feel unea sy." " Why?" " A dengue mosquito ha s bitten me." "Oh my God!" "Come inside, I'll check your tempera ture." "God!" "God!" "Why?" "Check on your husba nd too if you get free from your Bha gwa n." "I ha ve been a sking for vegeta ble juice for two hours but nobody listens." "This is wha t becomes of ma n a fter retirement." "Ma dhu, give your da d vegeta ble juice." "Feed him some honey." "Ma y be his tongue will become sweet." "Shut up a nd pra y with me." "Mom... the vegeta bles, fruits, oils, la mps a nd flowers tha t you ha ve" "offered them for so ma ny yea rs, ha d you sa ved tha t money, your son would ha ve ha d a new ca r toda y." "You should not ta Ik like this." "Bha gwa n will get a ngry." "When wa s Bha gwa n ha ppy a nywa ys?" " Wha t ha s he even given us?" " How ha s he not given us?" "He ha s given me such good children." "Wha t more ca n a nyone a sk for?" "Ma y be, but he ha s never done good for these children." "No!" "Unemployed son killed his fa ther a nd wa Iked free from the court!" "But the mother committed suicide." "Come son, ha ve brea kfa st with me." "Fa ther." " Who a re you?" " Ma dhu, Ma dhu, Ma dhu." "Wha t a re you wea ring on your fa ce?" "This is not ma ke up." "This is grinded fruit seeds." "Wha t do they do?" "This removes a II the freckles a nd spots from the fa ce a utoma tica lly." "You sa id the sa me for cucumber a nd citrus fruit." "How ma ny times ha ve I told you to ea t with a spoon, not your fingers." "But you never listen!" "He enjoys fingering everything." " Ten!" "There a re ten!" " Here, pa ra tha s." "Wow, mom." "Ca bba ge pa ra tha s!" "I rea lly wa nted to ea t these toda y." "Ea t, son, ea t." "Ea t well!" "In the pa st you a te from my income, now its my pension." "Ea t, ea t!" "Son, you got up without ha ving your brea kfa st?" " Yea h, my stoma ch is full." " Ea t your brea kfa st, son." "I'll sta rt drinking too." "Tha t would be a burden on your pension." "How does the la dy tolera te it?" "The ma ster sits home a II da y." "Oh, my ma n sta ys home a II da y too but loves me so much." "He doesn't bicker like this guy." " Get lost a nd do you work!" " Yea h, yea h." "I a m going." "He left hungry!" "Wha t the hell is your problem?" " Work?" "The poor la d works!" " Wha t work does he do?" "His show flopped!" "These a II a re tempora ry jobs." "It's better to work for the municipa lity like me." "Get income till the a ge of sixty a nd then pension for the rest of the life." " Don't know wha t work he does." " You will see one da y." "My son will be a very grea t ma n!" "Understa nd?" "Fina lly a II done." "Son, you a re working too ha rd for this show." "Bha gwa n will surely give you success this time." "Mom, bring a nyone or a nything in between, but not Him!" "Look, look, I got a Ilergy." "Quiet!" "You ta Ik like this tha t is why your things don't get done." "Look, I ha ve pra yed a lot a nd ma de this penda nt for you." "Just wea r it a nd see how everything gets done." "Oka y Mom, I'll wea r it beca use you a re sa ying so." "But a fter wea ring it, if something ba d ha ppens to me..." "I will be the worst of my kind!" " Nothing ba d will ha ppen." "You will see toda y only." "Wow!" "Does this cha ir rea lly work?" "Aliya, I wa nt you to be the first to sit on this cha ir." "But... but wha t ca n I sa y?" "Wha tever you wish to." "A.P., toda y I a m very ha ppy." "And I rea lly, rea lly pra y from my hea rt for your show's success." "The light is lit." "She ha s spoken from the hea rt for A.P." "I see two cha irs... of the wedding ceremony." "On one is A.P. A nd on the other, Aliya." "I will a Iso go to offer congra tula tions." "This is grea t!" "This is a ma zing!" "This show will be a bla st!" "You just wa tch!" "The show ha s not sta rted yet." "I will not let this show sta r!" "La dies a nd gentlemen!" "Ma y I ha ve your a ttention plea se?" "Now it's time for our new presenta tion." "And this progra m is na med, "Jhoot Bola y, Ka wwa Ka a ta y"!" " All the best, A.P." " Tha nk you, tha nk you." "A.P., everyone is wa iting." "Wha t a re you doing?" "I don't ca re." "Did you check the connector?" "Hurry up, plea se." " Why is it not working?" " I told you there wa s something wrong." " The la ptop is broken." " The la ptop is broken?" "No sir." "A.P.'s DVD is da ma ged." " DVD?" " Sir, you ha ve ba d luck." "You a re finished." "Sir, the media, sponsors, guests... everyone is out there." " Oh God!" " A.P., wha t ha ve you done?" " Sir, don't listen to him." "Sir..." " Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Rocky, plea se do something." "Sa ve my job a nd my cha nnel's reputa tion." "Sir, Aliya told me the concept." "So I ma de a presenta tion." " Should I pla y tha t?" " Plea se, plea se." "Pla y a nything." "At lea st it will sa ve our fa ce." "Plea se!" "Put it on." "Well done, Rocky." "Bra vo!" "Well done, Rocky." "Wha t a presenta tion!" "Fa nta stic!" "You ma de this presenta tion?" "Did you?" " You ma de this presenta tion?" " Wha t the hell a re you doing?" " This presenta tion is mine." "I ma de it." " Wha t?" "Big brother..." " Such a big lie!" " He sa ved the cha nnel a nd you do this?" " Sir, this presenta tion..." "I..." " Wha t?" "Sir, I don't wa ny a ny credits for this progra m." "He is a fra id tha t I will repla ce him in his own show." "Sir, Big brother..." "this show rema ins yours." "No wa y!" "Only Rocky will do this show from now on." "And you... get out of here!" "Get out!" "I sa id get out of here." "And don't ever show your fa ce in the cha nnel a fter now." "Sir, give A.P. A t lea st one cha nce to defend himself." "I ga ve the la st cha nce just beca use you a sked to." "Wha t ha ppened?" "Tha nk you, tha nk you la dies a nd gentlemen." "Tha nk you." "The crea tor of the show you just sa w is..." "Ra kesh Sha rma." "Your Rocky!" "Why a re you brea king the ca r?" "Hit me!" "Kill me!" "Why did you send me in this world?" "To disgra ce me?" "This penda nt!" "My mom ga ve it to me with such belief!" "You yourself give mothers the sta tus of God but you ca n't tolera te her blessings!" "My mom is so simple who despite the problems you crea te worships you!" "She ma de this penda nt worshipping you, right?" "Then keep it with yourself!" "A.P., you ha ve come!" "I ca n't sleep from a II this joy." "I wa s sitting here pra ying to God for you." "Your show la unched successfully, son?" "Is everything a Iright, son?" "Arun?" "Wha t is the ma tter?" "Wha t ha ppened?" "Everything is finished." "My job is over too." "Fa ther wa s right." "Tha t I ca n be nothing." " Hello?" " Hello?" "Arun Pra ja pa thi?" "I hea rd you resigned from the cha nnel la st night?" "I did not resign." "I wa s kicked out." "If you wa nt a new job, come to Hya tt Hotel, 18 floor, room 1801." " I will wa it for you." " Tha nk you." "I a m very much tha nkful to you." "Wow!" "He got kicked out of the job a nd a Iso broke the ca r!" "Wonder wha t he is a venging?" "He will destroy us!" "Now you keep quiet." "He is a Irea dy so tensed." "Fa ther, there is one good thing a bout ba d time." "Tha t it a Iso pa sses a wa y." "Only you don't pa ss a wa y." "Come inside, Arun Pra ja pa thi." " Is there a nybody here?" " Arun Pra ja pa thi." " Yes sir?" " Ta ke a sea t." "Sir, I ca n hea r your voice... but I ca n't see you." "Huma n beings a re not a Ilowed to see me" " Tha t is why I a m invisible." " Oh!" "Invisible." "Invisible!" "Wha t kind of a joke is this?" "You yourself ca lled a nd sa id to come a nd meet you a nd now tha t I a m here, you sa y you a re invisible." "Who a re you?" " I a m God." " Hey you!" "Nobody becomes God just by ca lling himself tha t." "Look, I don't like such pra nks." "I lost my job just la st night." "My hea d is a Irea dy out of control." "Don't push me a nymore!" "You a re joking a t such a sa d time?" "I don't wa nt yourjob!" "I a m going!" "Excuse me?" "The guy in 1801, who is he?" "Sorry sir, we don't ha ve a n 1801 here." "Oh, it's on the right on the eighteenth floor." "Sir, this hotel only ha s fifteen floors, not eighteen." " Are you sure?" " Of course, sir." "Tha nk God." "Arun Pra ja pa thi, come inside." "Arun Pra ja pa thi, you wa nted to see me, right?" "Look." " Who a re you?" " God." "God?" "In the form of a huma n?" "I only got this form to come infront of you." "Oh." "How ca n I believe tha t you a re God?" "You threw this penda nt towa rds me la st night." "Oh, I see." "So you were there la st night." "You picked up the penda nt I threw, listened to wha t I sa id... you ca lled me a nd sa id to come here if I wa nted a job." "I did." "Sounding your voice, then ma king the room disa ppea r a nd then cla iming to be God." "How ca n I believe tha t you a re God?" "Why should I believe tha t?" "This sound is a bit fa milia r." "Don't worry." "You will not fa II." " This is solid, right?" " Yes, very solid." "Such a sma II piece." "I a m very a fra id of heights." " Do you believe now?" " Yes." "You huma ns ha ve only this one problem." "You guys don't believe unless I show you a mira cle." "Correct." " But ca n I a sk you one thing?" " Yes?" "I didn't ha ve a ny a ccident nor wa s I sick." "Then me so high, the world down below." "Am I dea d?" " No." " Then why did you bring me so high up?" " Wha t do you wa nt from me?" " You?" "Wha t do you wa nt from me?" " Me?" " Yes." "Ever since I ma de the world, I ma de uncounta ble huma n beings." "All of them love me a nd worship me." "Sometimes they get a ngry with me too when a n a ccident ha ppens." "But you a re the only ma n who looks up a nd cries even if your ca r's gia ss brea ks." "Well, it's correct." "Any problem in my life is beca use of you." "You sa bota ge everything of mine." "God, ca n I sa y something?" "Plea se don't mind it." "Nobody in this world is ha ppy with you, let a Ione me." "They sa y you ha ve forgotten the world a fter crea ting it." "I ha ve forgotten my own world." "There a re only 2 fa thers who ha ve forgotten their children in this world." "One is you a nd one is my fa ther." "You look a t the world from so high up." "Look a t the world from on it." "Feel their grief by living a mongst them." "Wha t he goes through when his sister rema ins a t home unma rried!" "When he doesn't get his love, when he loses his job!" "You sa y tha t we a II a re your children a nd you trouble your children?" "Don't you feel a sha med?" "If everyone ha d a ca r," "a bunga low, no tensions, everyone would ha ve been ha ppy a nd worshipped you." "Wha tever I ha ve given a nyone is best for him." "His well being is in tha t only." "But who ca n benefit from tensions a nd pa in?" "But you will not understa nd this beca use you a re God, not huma n." "You don't ha ve a huma n hea rt." "And only a huma n ca n understa nd a huma n." "Not God!" "You mea n to sa y tha t if a huma n wa s running this world he would ha ve run it better?" " Of course." "All right." "So I give you a II my powers." "For ten da ys from toda y, you will run the world." "I will definitely run it better tha n you." " Wha t is this noise?" " Pra yers, requests... which the whole world is a sking from me." "Since you ha ve become God, you a re hea ring them." "Stop it!" "Only sound them to me when I a sk for it." "Keep one thing in mind." "Nobody should know tha t you a re God." " Otherwise you will lose a II powers." " Oka y." "Done." "No ma tter who a nd wha t I a m, it's only me for 10 da ys." "Sorry." "Live long." "Stripe your cloths!" "No..." "No!" "Listen..." "You ma y not wore the underwea r?" "If you wore it... so lea ve it a nd strip your cloths!" "Tuk your shirt like me!" "Wha t a re you looking ba Id ma n..." "get ca II the ca r!" "Sir ca r is not sta rting..." "still sta yed there!" "Sir you ha ve cha nged cloths..." "now a tlea st cha nge the ca r!" "Sma rt ma n..." "I'll Ma ke grow up ha ir a t your ea rs!" "You hea rd?" "It wa s In your kingdom!" "Now see wha t Is In my kingdom!" "Hey Shut up..." "wha t a re you mumbling!" "Brother... police Is not a boying!" "Ala s..." "we'll kill ea ch one to get them out!" "Do one thing..." "get a II them!" "Kids a re the reflection of God..." "Even God ca n sa ve them!" "You ca nt go further!" "Why..." "Wha t ha ppend!" "There wa s a birthda y pa rty going on, suddenly terrorist ca me!" "All Kids a re In da nger!" "And they a re firing from Inside!" "Send the comma ndos!" "Why you wa nt to ca II comma ndo..." "Even comma ndo Is here!" "Helllow..." "Kidss!" "Hey... you a re here to get killed!" "No..." "But to kill!" "You don't know who we a re!" "You couldn't not be a God..." "You a re not seem to be Huma n Being..." "And I Don't sca red with Devils!" "Hey Ta ke Him!" "Cut Him Off!" "Hey Shoot Them!" "Shoot the kids!" "Thorow it..." "It'll be Blow!" "Lets Go Kids Ga ng!" "These Ba d Uncle ma ke you a II cry... huh?" "Yes..." "Now its our turn!" "Now you a II will ma ke them cry!" "Lea ve me..." "Spider ma n stick on him!" "Hit him Ha rdly!" "This Ma n seem to be a ma gicia n!" "He ma ke cha rm with his eyes!" "I'll ma ke him blind by tie the string!" "You sna tch my power!" "Wha t I Told you?" "Wha t?" "No one even come to know you ha ve Gods power!" "You a re showing off your power to everyone!" "I Just wa s testing my power..." "I ma de mista ke." "I wont a ga in!" "Plea se put ba ck..." "Its a bout the kids life!" "Plea se get rid me off from these kids..." "Hey wha t a re you doing!" "Hey you fools." "Lea rn to love to country..." "not betrying!" "Move." "Now the kids ha ve been relea sed from the hosta ge of terrorist..." "But we ha ve to see a II kids a re rea lea sed or not yet!" "Where a re terrorists!" "Country fellows..." "Ha il India!" "How you did it..." "First you move the press!" "Then I'll tell you!" "One who must come In my cha nnel..." "you Is coming on every cha nnel except my!" "I wa nt A. P!" "I know A. P..." "He Is Coword!" "He ma y could fight in the a fra id of get kill!" "He Is not a ny kinda hero..." "He will ma ke your cha nnel close!" "He beca me zero to here In a da y!" "Think how could cha nnel ca n ga in!" "Sir wha t a thinking!" "Sir you ha ve a bused him a lot... why would he come ba ck!" "I'll a sk for a pologize..." "I'll tell him." "I ha ve forgive you." "Now you forgive me!" "He wont come ba ck..." "If a lia Will Ca II him..." "So he must be come ba ck!" "Son occupite the fa thers property!" "One minute!" "Are you L.I. C a gent?" "No!" "You a re ba nk a gent..." "If you ca me to buy house." "Ta Ik by it!" "No sir you a re ma king mista ke!" "You stop." "Spea k up!" "Sir he is Mr. Ca ble cha ndwa ni!" "The C.E. O Of cha nnel One!" "And I a m Alia Ka poor!" "Alia..." "I a m the sister of A. P!" "And he is My fa ther!" "Fa ther..." "Wha t a re you doing mind your a ge!" "Fa ther you a re grea t..." "you born the A. P!" "All right..." "come up sta ir... we'll ta Ik!" "I wa nt to give you a dvice..." "Lea ve tha t job of cha nnel." "A ny time you could be fire!" "I'm very renowed in Municipa I pa rty..." "I ca n fix yourjob for you!" "Send the a pplica tion fa st!" "Alia you!" "Greeting a unt!" "I ha ve seen you in TV a lot..." "but you looks much bea utiful in rea I!" "Isn't it..." "Yes." "Like me!" "Is There A. P!" "Yes..." "In his room!" "Where will you a fter lea ving your God." "Rule Number 8!" "Rule number 9!" "Come a nd sit in your lovers world!" "Hey boss you!" "You Room is very nice!" "Yes!" "I ha ve import this furniture Tomorrow night!" "Will you not a sk me a bout my gra nd pa rents!" "How they a re?" "They a re Good!" "They a re dea d 150 yea rs a go!" "I wa nt to listen wha t she Is thinking In her Hea rt!" "He thinks tha t I would be sorry to him!" "But he ha ve to be understa nd tha t there is no sorry a nd tha nks in friendship!" "Oka y I sha II sa y sorry!" "Aha ha..." "No need to sa y sorry!" "How could you come to know I wa s going to sa y sorry?" "Look If Girl is Sta nding In license situa tion So She would not be kick or punch!" "Or she must sa y sorry or I love you!" "Wha tever ha ppend in pa rty I felt very ba d!" "And Boss Is very upset!" "And I feels very a Ione In office without you!" "I ca me to get you ba ck with me..." "Will you!" "Ca n I refuse your wish!" "So you will come..." "Obviously I will!" "Hey ca ble sir..." "Where's Bra veness..." "a nd where's bra vo!" "Sir tha t!" "Wha t wa s need to get in..." "tha t's the governments job!" "Its police job..." "Army job!" "You a re right!" "Its wa s the luck he could sa ve!" "Its not ma nor to beha ve guest like tha t!" "Look." "How you fa ther is ma king bore to your boss!" "Very ha rdly I ha ve ma ke grow up my son!" "Its right..." "If he get killed" "Am I wrong!" "NO its right!" "Wha t a re sa ying yes to me..." "yes ma n!" "Is there a ny bra ve boy like my son?" "He sa ved the kids by putting his life in da nger!" "For this da y I ha ve ma ke him grow up!" "He ma ke my honor high!" "Look my son ha s come!" "A. P..." "I'm sorry forgive me!" "Sir..." "A. P forga ve us... a nd a greed to join office a ga in!" "A. P ma de his na me fa mous in very short time..." "He got some interviews..." "so he consider himself a sta r!" "Ma ke ha bit of listening honor of me..." "now you will keep listen of it!" "You a re sticking my dia logue a t me..." "Be origina I!" "Will you pla y..." "Ok... bet..." "set it..." "Plea se A. P!" "I told you la st time... dont pla y!" "Wha tever you sa y..." "I'll Win!" "If I win toss... so ga me too!" "Hey shut up..." "how it ha ppend!" "You didn't see how it ha ppend!" "Who a re you?" "Where is A. P..." "Which out wa s A. P!" "You a re not A. P!" "Come Rocky A. P wa s sa me like before!" "Alia Is not lea ving A. P for a while!" "But I know the problem of A. P..." "He ca nt purpose her!" "I think Alia Will Purpose him!" "Wha t." "Yes!" "Do one thing get bridle dress in the resist of office!" "Ma y I go to get my wife's dress!" "Yes..." "No!" "Bridle dress for my a lia!" "Its very bea utiful!" "We bought 20 thousa nds bridle dress!" "I cost of my motor bike!" "Bridle dress!" "You just give the a lia this!" "If she sa y yes..." "so I'll buy ca r!" "God..." "Its a II In your ha nd!" "Tha t's it!" "Hey stop!" "Come here!" "Who sent this?" "Rocky!" "Just go!" "And my gift?" "Wha t..." "Alia when you come in my drea m!" "So you come In this Cloths!" "In This dress I wa nt to roa m you whole world!" "In these dress I wa nt to get you In my house..." "Off course!" "Now I a m coming to meet you!" "Bra vo Alia!" "Hit Him!" "Rocky how da re you to send my this kind of dirty sms!" "Let me see!" "How dirty sms!" "Wha tever you sent my the dress were dirty too!" "I sent you love not lust." "Its not letter its sms..." "It couldn't be cha nge in wa y!" "I swea r a lia..." "I couldn't understa nd!" "Wha t I wa s consider you rocky..." "a nd wha t you become to me!" "You know a lia wa s a pprecia ting you a lot..." "but you beca me so much mea n!" "I know a lia a ngry with you..." "don't show your fa ce to her!" "Never see your fa ce ever..." "It wont!" "You a re friend so I'm forgiving you Now a fter tha t never ta Ik with me!" "I sent her bridle dress..." "not bikini!" "Now do one thing keep send bikini!" "Now Love beca me lust..." "is there a ny ha nd of you?" "Yes I a m In completely in it!" "If you obey me ta ke a lea ve for 30-40 yea rs." "A nd think a t home!" "But never show your fa ce to a lia!" "Ok we a re going!" "You ha ven't ea t a tlea st!" "Toda y Is our fa st!" "Son you ca me a t right time!" "They ca me to their da ughters ma rria ge!" "Greetings!" "This is Our son!" "Who don't know him!" "He is Sta r!" "How you like my sister!" "We will give you a nswer a fter some da ys!" "Don't worry this time It will be yes!" "They will not think..." "They thought!" "They'll ma rry a n every kinda of girl but not to her!" "If I'm ugly so..." "wha t is my fa ult!" "You come with me..." "I'll ma ke you like fa iry!" "Now sta r Is going to ma ke her sister like a fa iry!" "One minute Sta r boy..." "Atlea st tell me In which fa ctory you a re ta king her!" "To ma ke you sister like fa iry!" "Tell me!" "Wha t a re you steering!" "Wha t ha ppend?" "Ca n I get wa ter?" "But wha t ha ppend?" "Tell me some thing!" "Wha t ha ppend to your voice!" "Hey..." "Hello!" "Wha t you wa nt to do?" "We ha ve to cha nge the full look..." "From the ha ir to the dot of fa ce!" "Full Denting pa nting a nd scrubbing!" "Look Its na tura I dots..." "The god Ca n fix it only!" "God?" "Wha tever we know we do ourjob!" "Wha t a girl!" "The dumb ha s chick!" "Lets go!" "A. P Brother Greeting how a re you?" "Wha t ha ppend..." "toda y you cha nged you tone?" "Come to my shop..." "we will ha ve some tea!" "She is my sister Ma dhu!" "She wa s looking ugly... a nd toda y bea utiful enough!" "Come plea se we will ha ve some tea!" "Wa nt to hit by me!" "Don't ta Ik a bout bea ting toda y plea se!" "Who is she?" "She is Ma dhu!" "You ha ven't goes to Jedda h yet?" "But mom sa ys go a fter ma rria ge!" "Now you just think to whom I'll ma rry..." "she'll be very lucky!" "I found a girl for you!" "Look there!" "Its good couple huh?" "She is our a rea 's girl... she'll never go a ny where!" "When she wa nts to meet their pa rents to her brother a nytime she ca n!" "Mom did you recognize her?" "Hey Ma dhu!" "She is Rea Ily a fa iry..." "She would not be a tta ck by evil eyes!" "Whole city did!" "Now keep her In house!" "Otherwise whole a rea will bea ten by me!" "How bea utiful you a re looking!" "Wha t a re you doing here?" "Why... wha t ha ppend?" "You were very furious in Area." "Someone wa s looking my sister with evil eye!" "If brother will not a ngry so wha t else!" "You huma n being a re very untha nkful!" "Wha t?" "Yes!" "When no one wa s looking your sister you were worried." "A nd now too!" "Look tha t..." "They goons!" "Hey why you born them!" "I born him huma n being." "They become goons in world." "So wha t I do?" "Hey wha t a re doing here?" "To cha nge the bulb..." "To mea sure the pole?" "No..." "Yes wha t?" "I ca me to see your sister..." "you dumb!" "Plea se ea t sindba d..." "I brought your fa vorite buiscuit!" "God I wish you could ma ke me Dog!" "The entry of hero!" "You ca me 15 minute before!" "When you ta ken the ba th..." "I don't remember!" "Wha t ha ppening?" "She is Angry with me..." "I a m setting up her!" "Ca n you sing a song!" "Yes I ca n!" "Ta ke this money..." "I'll but tell me which song?" "Till when you'll hide your younger?" "Ok I'll!" "But I don't remember..." "Let me hea r!" "You both ha s roa d side hero pa ir!" "After a busing ma n a lot..." "do the sa me thing!" "My pa rtner Is not he..." "My pa rtner is he!" "You know a re very sha meless!" "Wha tever she did with you tomorrow evening!" "If someone wa s a t yours so?" "Would be lea ve the job..." "I'm very mea n kind of lover!" "Keep going!" "Then she will be mine..." "If she will be your." "You ma y inside the house!" "God Sent me from London for love!" "Now God will deside!" "Why a re you la ughing?" "God Desides!" "In your wa iting I wa s bore..." "come one..." "I didn't do a nything!" "I ha ve sa uce..." "I'll cha nge it in a minute!" "Look cha ndwa ni jee... we don't go to a ny progra m a ny wa y..." "But why we ca me here you know?" "But people will sa y to da re to sit on lie detector ma chine did ghora ra m!" "You a re right." "Wha t is mea nt?" "Its mea n." "Tha t..." "In whole country there is no good politicia n!" "But a sk the questions wha t we ha ve written!" "Yes sir I ma ke con your a II questions to rocky!" "Your friend." "Your host..." "Rocky!" "And tha t's the lie detecting cha ir!" "Mea ns to detecting of la ying ma chine!" "And politicia n bhola ra m sa cha will sit on it!" "Which the wa y you got me out from show I'll do tha t sa me!" "You will sa y wha tever I ma ke you spea k!" "Bhola ra m sa cha jee tell a udience tha t wha tever I'm Going to a sk you..." "You ha ve ga ve me to a sk!" "Tell me yes or not?" "No!" "Look our big politicia n." "To roa m In The red light..." "Don't know how ma ny people he ha d kill!" "Wha t a re you rubbishing?" "I don't know wha t I'm sa ying!" "Why would I sa y sorry to you?" "Fa tty!" "Your na me is bhola..." "But you a re dumb!" "You gone cra zy?" "I wont spa re you!" "I'll send you to ja il!" "Send mentel hospita I!" "Wha t you'll do with me..." "you dumb a ss!" "Alia we ha ve to stop him!" "I'll Thorow toma to a t you!" "And wont miss one!" "I wa nt to sa y some thing else..." "a nd sa ying something else!" "Now listen to me... you liza rd!" "You remember tha t bikini!" "I'll ma ke you da nce wea ring tha t!" "Rocky how people a re here..." "just beha ve it!" "People..." "Are cla pping eunuch!" "This guy degret me Its ok..." "But if he degret peoples..." "I'll not endure!" "Are you gone ma d..." "wha t nonesence!" "Hey Minister..." "I know you wa nt to send me ja il!" "And you wa nt to fire!" "And you liza rd..." "I know you ha te me!" "And Eunuch..." "I know you'll bea t my like Dog!" "Therefore I'm lea ving this city..." "a nd job!" "Rocky wha t a re you doing!" "Wha t ha ppend... how it ha ppend?" "Before boys reject you..." "now you rejects boys!" "Ta ke it..." "Get some stea m!" "Did you ta ken you medicine!" "Wha t you wa nt..." "wa nt a wa ter?" "Coffee..." "So wha t you wa nt?" "Son... just stop!" "Son look wha t your fa ther is in situa tion!" "He is Not spea king something!" "He is very in trouble!" "Ta ke him to doctor!" "Mom... when he ma de dumb here is very silence in home!" "You ha ve to be ha ppy!" "Wha t a re you sa ying son!" "I'm Ha bitua I of his mumbling!" "If He wont ta Ik..." "So I felt oa kwa rd!" "Go a nd ta ke him to doctor!" "Let me hea r how my fa ther is a busing me?" "In old a ge pa rents live only for their kids..." "My da ughter is getting ma rry." "Son is sta r!" "If god ta ke my soul so its not ba d!" "Wa o..." "Fa ther is Very good thinker!" "We ha ve to give him his voice!" "Listen neighbours..." "I got my voice ba ck!" "You got you voice..." "And I got my Show!" "And you'll go ba ck!" "So why a re you wa iting for!" "Now a da ys everything is going good!" "Now go to a lia a nd sa y tha t..." "you love her!" "Alia tomorrow 28 yea r a go..." "I ca me to the ea rth!" "I obliged to huma n being a nd ea rth!" "To tha nk of this oblige wont you meet me?" "Where?" "High edge... 18 floor!" "Aa liya h!" "Come inside," "Godd Jee!" "You?" "You do stupid things," "Lot of cities should be demolish, millions of people ca n die, do you know?" "One minute, wha t I've done?" "You know, I wa s a long with Aa liya h from la st five yea rs," "You cha nged the position of moon, moon's level ha s grown up, If I won't interfere then entire wa ter would be enter in the city," "Sorry, I didn't know tha t, never pla y with na ture," "Pollution ha s rea ches very high beca use of you people," "I ca n't see down," "Wha t you've done with moon?" "It's color ha s been different," "It's not a moon, Then?" "It's universe, Universe?" "Then where is moon?" "Where you sta nd a t?" "Unbelieva ble, this moon looks like La dda," "You've seen moon a lot, now tell me wha t you've done since yet?" "I've done ma ny things, I beca me a No. 1 sta r," "Rocky ha s been fired from cha nnel, Aa liya h is in love with me, my sister beca me a pretty woma n of city, so ma ny proposa Is a re coming," "My life is set a nd I'm very ha ppy, You've done a II things for your self, tha t da y you were telling me the sa d stories of world, wha t you've done for it?" "You forgot world when you've got power," "Kindly spea king I didn't get time, but from tomorrow I'll do something," "Tomorrow is your la st da y, Wha t?" "Good da ys spends quickly, no problem, one da y is enough to do some good things for world, After a II I a m God," "Oka y!" "Let's see." "Wha t I couldn't do in 1000 yea rs, how you do in one da y?" "Toda y is my lottery's dra w, pra y for me tha t I would get a ja ck pot." "It's my gua ra ntee, toda y you must get a ja ck pot." "Wha t ha ppen to you?" "Why a re you crying?" "You sa id tha t you'll bring me a bike but you... don't cry, you'll get your bike, By God, By God." "In this world, whoever wa nts a nything, just hea r me up," "Wha t?" "Wha t?" "In this world people don't ha ve a ny other thing except a sking," "My child's, I don't understa nd a nything just tell me one by one," "Wha t do you wa nt?" "Ma dhuri Dixit!" "She's someone else wife, Is this the thing to a sk?" "You tell me, Hey God, ma ke me a dog, one by one, one by one," "I don't ha ve time to listen," "In this world whoever wa nts a nything everyone got his wishes," "Wha t ca n be better tha n tha t?" "I'm ha ppy in their ha ppiness," "So!" "Everyone's pra yers a ccept, Accept," "You've done a grea tjob of this world," "God ha s hea rd your voice, Look boss ga ve me a key of new bike," "Grea t, go a nd ta ke a ride with your fa mily, bring some sweets," "See!" "Rela x, Sa tisfa ction, Wha t you will understa nd?" "God bless you, toda y you ca me to meet come soon here to sta y," "Listen!" "She's my sister, your elder touch her feet," "You let her touch mother's feet, sister's feet now touch neighbour's but never let her touch fa ther's feet, He's my fa ther." "Touch his feet, God bless you, one minute," "God a Iwa ys keeps you the cha nnel's . sta r" "If you ha ve a ny problem then tell me I ha ve a n a pproa ch in Munciple" "I'll get you job," "Child!" "This veil for you," "And on ma rria ge da y cover your hea d God bless your pa ir," "Ga ngu Ba i, where you've been?" "You're disa ppea r from 4 hours," "And you know my upcoming da ughter in la w ca me home," "See!" "She ca me here with well dressed," "You told me a bout the lottery, I got a lottery of 2 crores," "Now I won't come from tomorrow, I'm going Juhu to see a fla t," "I'll buy a new ca r, my childrend will study in English school, a nd I'll let da mbru drink a English wine, wha t you sa y?" "If I'll ca II you for dinner in my new house then would you come?" "We will definitely come, All right," "Now I'm going I ha ve things to do," "If you'll a ppoint a new ma id for work then find one for me," "See!" "We were a sking our La mix since ma ny yea rs, she got her La xml, And I've got mine," "You feeling sa d to lose your power, Yes!" "I do, but it wa s a good power," "But no problem, I've done my job in these ten da ys," "You wa tch tomorrow, tomorrow will be a new da y for this world." "Where nobody will be sa d, nobody will be upset, beca use tomorrow everyone will get his things a nd they a II will be ha ppy." "And they will just pra y you beca use you will get the whole credit." "Allright!" "I'll see, wha t tomorrow brings up?" "Wha t a re you doing?" "He beca me a dog a nd bitten up 4 guys." "We a re ta king him to menta I hospita I, Come on get him up," "Gha nshu!" "Gha nshu!" "Get him up, ca refully." "Wha t you've done?" "You messed them up to a ccept their wishes," "Aa liya h!" "Tha nk God," "Ma noj!" "Ha s Aa liya h come?" "No!" "Not yet." "She's not home, not here, a fter a II where she's gone?" "Do you know wha t ha ppened?" "A bla st." "Boss Keva I Cha nda ni ha s been fired from cha nnel." "And on his pla ce his secreta ry Ra jesh become a new boss," "I know tha t Ideot very well." "He wa s pra ying to God tha t ma ke me a Boss, a nd God ha s hea rd him, Ideot become a boss," "Sir!" "I don't understa nd a nything, You're na rra ting my dia logue to me," "You don't need to understa nd a nything Just understa nd tha t I a m a boss" "a nd you a re... you're nothing, It isn't ha ppening beca use of me," "Wha t?" "When did it ha ppened?" "Wha t ha ppen?" "Tha t Mura ri," "Tomorrow boss ga ve him a bike, he wa s riding it in drunk without license, one old ma n ca me on his front, old ma n died a nd he's in ja il minimum he'll be in prison for life time, sometime God do a ma zing things" "He wa s ha ppy without bike, I even think a bout tha t." "It will ha ppen ba d to do good for someone, oka y no problem." "If it will be ba d for few people, but it should be good for whole world," "Wha t ha ppen?" "All horses become first in ra ce course" "Oh!" "Shit!" "Wha t ha ppen?" "All students ca me first in boa rd exa ms, there's problem in college for a dmission, even principle from their locked him up in ba throom." "Wha t ha ppen?" "Where a re you going?" "Government ha s relea sed a n order to to relea se a II crimina Is, now wha t a re they going to do don't know," "Son, we a re in problem, Tell me wha t ha ppen?" "You just come home then I'll tell you," "You're ma king me upset, Oka y I a m coming," "Wha t ba d I've done with you tha t you did with me like this?" "Why did you ga ve me?" "Wha t ha ppen?" "Why a re you crying?" "I'm finished, I've lost everything." "Yesterda y you got a lottery, He took everything a nd gone," "Who?" "Tha t Da gru," "He's gone with neighbour's vegeta ble seller." "Now wha t will ha ppen with my children's?" "I wa s ha ppy without money, Why did you ga ve me money?" "Disa ster!" "look wha t's ha ppening in the world?" "And it's a Irea dy ca me in our house, Son, we ha ve a problem," "Wha t ha ppen?" "Ma dhu ha s lea ve house a nd she left this letter, Wha t's written on it?" "Tha t I'm getting ma rried, She wa s sitted fine with her ugliness" "You ruined our respect to ma ke her pretty a nd she's gone," "Whom did you ma rried?" "With me." "You scoundrel!" "Show some respect, he's my husba nd a nd your brother in la w," "This dishonor ma n won't understa nd a nything with honor," "You're a busing me, No!" "No!" "Wha t you've done with my sister?" "I a in't do nothing yet," "Then how did she get ma rry with you?" "She beca me so pretty, from which da y" "I sa w her, I wa s pra ying tha t she would get ma rry with me," "Toda y God ha s listened me, she ca me to my shop a nd sa y let's get ma rry then I did it, Let them go, now it's done, it wa s" "Now wha t we ca n do?" "It's not a wish of God I will..." "It's good tha t government forgive your punishment, He ca me a fter 25 yea rs." "I'm very grea tful to you tha nk, you sa ved from dea th, You become so wea k." "It's not right to distribute money, stop it, Where Aa liya h ha s gone?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "AP!" "Aa liya h ha s ca lled you Ha ya t hotel immedia tely," "There is a triumph in entire city a nd she's celebra ting pa rty," "Not pa rty, she's getting ma rried, Wha t?" "Ma rria ge!" "With who?" "Ta ke it Pa ndit Jee, Give me," "Aa liya h!" "Wha t a re you doing?" "Ma rria ge with me," "Yesterda y you took the blessings from my pa rents a nd toda y you ruined me up," "I'm rea lly sorry." "Rocky wa s lea ving city yesterda y forever." "A nd before lea ving I thought I should try la st time." "I pra y to God tha t Aa liya h should a ccept me, a nd yesterda y when he propose me then I couldn't refused him," "I'm sorry, Do you know?" "How much Aa liya h upset from you?" "She would be upset if she'll ma rry you" "No!" "Tha t's not the rea son, rea son is nobody wa s here from her side." "But you don't worry, big bro ha s come, he'll ta ke a pa rt with you." "Think a ga in, Aa liya h, our pa ir looks very good," "If you wish you ca n a nyone, You're provoking my bride in my ma rria ge." "Pa ndit Jee!" "Sta rt!" "Ca Im down." "Nobody will move, do not spa re a nyone." "Here comes ra ts, now get ma rry," "He ca lled these goons, Am I ma d tha t I would ca II them," "Why you're getting so a fra id, where a re you going to lea ve yourjob" "Do yourjob a nd ta ke off tha t bride's jewellery, No, Boss!" "Much tension here, Which kind of tension?" "Now court ma de us free, Now we a re the ruler." "This ma n ma gic's from his eyes, he bea ts with his eyes," "Who?" "This ma n, do ma gic, He's a ma gicia n, I'll see how he does," "Boss!" "Ta ke ca re, Oh!" "So you a re the ma gicia n, now show me your ma gic." "Ma ke it fa st ra ther this Ta u will show you his ma gic, bullet ha s fire from here a nd there you will lose your life," "You a re pla ying a ga in to snitch my powers." "History!" "On juliet's wedding a nniversa ry, lover's dea th a nniversa ry even Romeo wa sn't lucky like you, you wa nt to see a ma gic, Yea h!" "Then shoot him, Hey!" "Beca use of ma gic bullet will be stop one inch fa r from his chest." "Stop!" "Neither I'm Spiderma n, neither superma n nor Ra jni Ka nt," "If he will shoot then I'll die here, We'll know when he'll shoot." "You shoot." "Aa liya h!" "look!" "He wa nts to ma ke you widow on your ma rra ige da y, you don't worry a bout her, a fter you'll dea d I'll ma rry her a nd I'm giving you my words," "then on our wedding a nniversa ry we'll celebra te your dea th a nniversa ry," "Wha t you're listening?" "Shoot him, Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Let me hit," "Aa liya h!" "Let's go from here, fa st!" "Bea t them," "Hey!" "Will you hit me?" "I'll kill you," "Aa liya h!" "Boss!" "Girl ha s been shot, let's go from here, come on." "Aa liya h!" "Aa liya h!" "I won't let it ha ppen, I won't let it ha ppen," "No!" "No!" "Why a re you shouting on me?" "Did you see?" "How they took my Aa liya h's life?" "Not they, but you took her life beca use life a nd dea th is in your ha nds," "now don't cla im me, you're the responsible for her dea th," "Would I kill Aa liya h?" "You a ccept entire world's wishes, tha t's why this disa ster ha s been sta rted, tha t's why Aa liya h ha s been dea d, I wa s doing good for everyone," "I didn't know tha t they will become a rea son of Aa liya h's dea th." "Your one Aa liya h is dea d a nd you a re crying," "Think!" "From ma ny yea rs, thousa nds of children who ma de by me a re killing ea ch other, How much I ha ve been cried?" "I didn't ma de miser, ha te, enmity in this world, you people ma de it," "Neither I ma de a rms, You people ma de a II these things," "If your older ca r's mirror ha s broke then you sta rt shouting on me, you demolished my bea utiful world" "I ma de one world a nd you people ma de severa I countries," "Did you ever think, Wha t I've been felt a nd you..." "I ga ve you ma ny powers you ca n do grea t things." "But you didn't used tha t right." "You ha d God's power but your mind a nd hea rt wa s like huma ns," "You didn't become but you were just a huma n being," "Now I know tha t how much you ga ve everyone, it's good for them." "He should be ha ppy in his limits, You ca n only run this universe." "Not huma n, plea se forgive me, Oka y I forgive you." "Wha t demola tion ha ppened beca use of me, plea se ma ke it correct." "Tha t's pa st a nd tha t's a Irea dy ha ppened, It ca n't be correct," "You're God, you ca n do a nything, otherwise kill me, beca use I ca n't live with this Burdon," "Aa liya h died beca use of me, city ha s been demolish, country ha s been finished, Plea se!" "Godd Jee." "Do something, Allright!" "I'll ta ke universe ten da ys ba ck, it be sta rt from tha t da y which da y" "I ca lled you, but think, everything will be the sa me," "you will be a zero who is fired from cha nnel," "Aa liya h won't be yours, your sister will be like before." "Everything will be sa me, I a gree, it will be fine for me, Allright." "Time ca me on it's pla ce, Ta ke it," "It's not mine but Ma 's blessings keep it tied a Iwa ys on your neck." "God Jee," "If I wa nt to ta Ik to you then, You ca II me I'll hea r you." "I hea rd everyone, And If I wa nt to see you a ga in," "I a m in every huma n just wa nt eye to see me." "Answer me, you lost yourjob, you broke a ca r." "Now wha t's intention, to brea k a house," "Fa ther!" "I know tha t you love me very much." "Someda y sa y it, Who told you this?" "You're ma king me fool, you need a job in Munciple." "No!" "Tell me one thing." "When did you smile la st time?" "Two months a fter retirement, When you'll smile la st time?" "Which da y your smile ha s gone, tha t da y my sa mile wa s a Iso gone," "First you show me to smile," "You don't worry, To sell your pa la ce to a ny builder, we'll sta rt a new life everything will be fine," "No!" "I'll do my job there," "La st night I' be insulted much, I wa nt my respect ba ck," "And here it is Lie detecting cha ir." "A nd toda y our prime minister will da re a nd sit on it." "Wa it!" "I fired him yesterda y, he ca me a ga in, Greetings!" "How come you're here?" "I wa nt you to sit on this cha ir first" "Who is he?" "I ca me here to pla y others, not me," "I wa nt to sa y tha t it's a cha ir with wires, a nd you ca n get shock, a nd it will be da ngerous for prime minister." "Then you don't wa nt tha t this Rocky should sit on this cha ir first." "He is right." "We will see tha t how ma chine works," "I'm the host a nd if I'll sit then who will a sk questions?" "Me!" "He?" "Sit." "He's doing right, Wha t rubbish?" "Who brought gift tha t night for Aa liya h?" "It's my persona I ma tter, who a re you to a sk?" "Tell him tha t you brought the gift, Yes!" "I brought the gift," "He's lying, who stole my DVD in tha t pa rty?" "I'll sla p you, I'm from a good fa mily, I don't stea I." "Wha t presenta tion we showed yesterda y you ma de tha t?" "No!" "Sa leem Ja ved ma de tha t, Ofcourse I ma de tha t." "Rocky!" "I ca n't believe you lied to me much." "Aa liya h you trust on me, not on this cha ir, it's just a cha ir." "Lie, lie, he could be a politicia n." "To prove lier someone else you ca n't prove tha t you're true, then you ha ve to a nswer of my few questions." "Did you ever love someone?" "No!" "He sa ying a pretty lie," "Ha s a ny girl inside your hea rt, whom you love, No!" "He sa ying a true lie," "Sa y don't love me, No!" "I didn't know tha t you will love a lier," "Where Rocky ha s gone?" "I won't spa re him," "I a m inside every huma n, you just need a eye to see." "Don't be a ngry suppose he wa s just a n a ngel, he's gone," "Wha t ha ppen?" "Cha nda ni!" "I got everything life but I didn't a chieve a true love," "I don't understa nd, you ha ve a wife, I a m ta Iking a bout love," "Wa it!" "I ta Iked to him a lot, Now I should ta Ik to you people," "You don't know ea ch other but you sitted together a nd I like it." "To see you sitted together unity rea ches up," "Universe will become more nice pla ce." "Love your own selves, love your people a nd be ha ppy," "If you will be ha ppy then I'll be ha ppy, God is not grea t," "But God is grea t from his belovers, tha t's why I would sa y tha t, Huma ns you a re grea t,"