"Glory to money" "Glory to money" "Glory to money" "Glory to money" "Glory to money" "Glory to money" "Today it may seem funny-funny" ""But it is true, honey, honey"" "Money is everything" "Glory to money" "Chant money-money all the time" "Money." "Money." "Our dream is money-money!" "Our dream.." "Our dream is money-money!" "Our dream is money-money!" "Our dream is money-money!" "Our dream is money-money!" "Our dream is money-money!" "Our dream is money-money!" ""Virtue, duty, deed.."" ""illusion, everything is.."" "Money money money" "The world's power" "Life's aim" ""Wealth, fame"" "Heart's love" "Money money" "Our dream is money" "Our dream is money-money!" ""Our dream.." " Money!" "Money!"" ""Our dream.." " Money!" "Money!"" "Say glory to money" ""Glory to money - "Say glory to money"" ""Glory to money - "Say glory to money"" ""Glory to money - "Say glory to money"" "Glory to money" ""Sir, may I say something?"" "It's payday." "And we don't have any cash." "There's no balance in the bank." "No one has improved." "I wish these diamonds were real." ""By the way, when are our diamonds coming from India?"" "On the 1 st." "Give them a cheque for the 5th." " Which month?" "Hmm?" " Understood." "BBC." "Cheque!" "Enjoy!" ""Sir, what if Inspector Mane confiscates the diamonds?"" "The one who touches my diamonds worth 500 million.." "will lose his life!" "He's outside the circle of my trust." "Take his ring out." "Any news on Sanya?" " She's reached Goa." "But what is the code of the guy getting the diamonds?" ""Ding Dong, O baby sing a song."" "Presenting live!" "As you all can see.." ""stop for some hip shaking, some back breaking."" "Make way for the one and only Sanya Badnam (infamous)!" ""Sanya, what a way to go!"" ""Sanya, you're the girl, you're the one"" ""Sanya, what a way to go!"" ""Sanya, you're the girl, you're the one"" "The morning sun is my beauty" ""My tresses, the dark evening"" "My body is a bar" ""My eyes, an overflowing glass of wine"" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya I'm the infamous Sanya" ""l'm a lovely dream of a beautiful night"" "I'm a storm of emotions" ""Sanya, what a way to go!"" "A high that never ebbs" ""That's how inebriated one gets on meeting me"" ""Even a dying man wakes up hearing my message"" ""Even a dying man wakes up hearing my message"" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "The morning sun is my beauty" ""My tresses, the dark evening"" "My body is a bar" ""My eyes, an overflowing glass of wine"" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "Baby!" "Ding dong." " l already sang a song." "Yes." "Okay." "Stupid!" " l'm going." "So the heroine got the ice cubes?" ""Yes, Carlos." "All of 50."" "And the story ahead?" "I remember the story ahead with screenplay and dialogues." "There's a small twist in the story." "Twist?" "Producer's demand." "A small change in the direction of the story." "Now the heroine will bring the ice cubes.." "from Goa to Mumbai by train." "What!" "Train?" ""Yes, so that a villain named Bra and Sugar cannot catch her."" "Remember; 30th!" ""Understood, Borkar?" " Yes, sir."" "Carlos is making a film named 50 Ice Cubes." "It's a low budget film.." "..so he's asking the heroine to travel by train." ""ldiot, Borkar!" "don't bore me."" "Heroine is Sanya." "And 50 ice cubes means diamonds worth 500 million." ""What are you saying, sir?" " Yes."" "That's what I'm saying." ""But sir, how do you know?"" ""Carlos doesn't know himself as much as I know him, Mane."" ""Sir, remember the raid four years ago?"" ""lt's confirmed news, sir." "See the headlines tomorrow morning."" "Inspector Mane seized brown sugar worth 50 million of Carlos." ""Sir, I'm busy now, I'll talk to you tomorrow."" "is the Press ready?" ""Borkar." " Yes, sir?"" "Open!" "Bra and Sugar instead of brown sugar?" "No photo!" "That one day took away everything from me." "My position.." ""You are demoted, Mane!"" "My prestige in the department." "The 30th will be my last." "But this month has 31 days." ""This time, it will end on the 30th."" "And with it will end the game that Sanya and Carlos.." "have been playing with me for the last four years." ""Carlos, the game begins now!"" "Play" ""Play the music, DJ"" "He's got to spin the disc I love to do it your way" "Show me the money" ""lf you want my love, sure enough you'll get it"" ""lf you pay my bill, my heart will be yours"" ""Money, show me the money"" ""lf you want romance, there's no chance"" "Unless you wanna spend" ""Emotions are out, money is in"" "That's the latest craze" ""Money, show me the money"" "The heart desires money" ""There should be something like that in life"" "Money!" "What is money?" "All happiness is money" "The whole world desires money" "Money!" "What is money?" "Sis!" "Cutting!" "You again?" " Here's your tea." "What a hit song I was doing." "You simply woke me up." ""From Hollywood, I landed straight in Bollywood!"" ""That too, in this colony!" " Again the same dream.."" ""Yes, I have only one dream." "My video album will be released."" "My poster will be all over the place." "Julie!" "Julie!" "I'll be famous in the whole of Mumbai!" ""Sis, you are famous even now."" ""A ruffian mentions Julie, and he goes for a toss."" "I swear." " Buttering me?" "No." " What do you want?" "It's the 1 st today." "How does your 1 st come every three days?" "Buy a book this time." "Now tell me today's news." "Arjun is in the garage.." " So Shivani will be in the balcony." "Shivani's blind father must be praying in the temple." "And our Badshah must've taken his mug and run away again." "My prayer mug!" "Stop!" "Leave it!" "Leave it!" "Mug!" "My prayer mug!" "Hey give it will you?" "Caught you!" "You are so soft!" ""Hey, half-blind!" "This is not your dog, he's my son."" "Where did he run away with my mug?" ""Here uncle, your junk has turned into a Mercedes."" "Really?" " All thanks to this." "The trust of a trustworthy mechanic!" "How much do I pay you?" " Rs.500 for you." ""Rs.500!" " No, only Rs.150."" "Give it there." " God bless you." "Damn you!" "You were charging me more." "Why is your name Arjun Fernandes?" "It should have been Honest." "There's your babe.." "Backside." ""lf Shastri's daughter dries her dry hair again and again, she'll go bald."" "The signal is coming from there too today." ""lt is, but what do I do about the crossing; her father?"" "Why worry about the crossing in today's times?" ""When you two love each other, what can the father do?"" "Tell her." ""Shivani, I love you!"" ""Brother Arjun!" " Titli, don't run."" ""What happened, dear?"" "Badshah..mug.." "Shastri." " Shastri!" ""Badshah!" "Badshah!" "Move, man!"" "Hey move man!" ""Come, come!"" "I've got him!" "I've got him!" "Where can he go?" "Shastri!" "You bloody rogue!" "You bloody rogue!" "I won't spare you." "Someone catch him!" ""You wimp, I'll show you!" " Listen.."" "Shivani!" "Shivani!" "Bloody old man!" "You watch a woman bathing?" "Don't you feel ashamed?" ""Bobby, move aside!"" ""Bobby, move aside!" "Bobby, move aside!"" "What can I do?" "God Himself has kept me in between." "In between." "Leave him!" "Leave him!" ""Please aunty!" "Father made a mistake." "Forgive him, please."" "What mistake?" "Forgive for what?" ""Forget it, he cannot see."" ""lf he cannot see, how did the old man enter the bathroom?"" "Badshah took my mug in the bathroom." "Who is teasing a woman of my colony?" "This old man saw me bathing." ""l cannot see myself bathing, how will I see her?"" ""Heard him, aunty?"" "He saw you bathing?" " Yes." "Shastri has already been punished so harshly." "Shashtri!" "Shashtri!" ""Why are you shouting?" "I can't see well, but I can hear well."" "Tell me." ""As soon as I find Badshah, I'll return your mug."" ""lmmerse your ashes in that mug." "Come, Shivani."" "Father!" ""Shastriji, this is me, Bobby."" "I wanted to return your chain." ""Chain?" "Until today, your dog stole mine and other people's things."" "Now you started stealing chains?" "You thief!" "Shut up!" ""Who did you call a thief, you bespectacled man!"" "You!" "Hey!" "Don't you dare touch me." "He stole my daughter's chain." ""Your daughter has stolen his peace and sleep, what about that?"" "Don't you dare mention my daughter's name with your dirty tongue!" "You bloody cheap singer!" "Leave!" "Leave!" " Move!" "He called me a cheap singer?" "The bloody bespectacled man!" "I'll.." ""2x1=2, 2x2=6, 2x3=4."" "You'll always be a tea vendor!" "Study!" "He called me a cheap singer?" "Just let my album get released." " Photo album?" "Will you eat the whole year's quota here?" "is it your father's money?" ""Don't scold, Julie, or he'll eat two pancakes more."" "Eat some more." " l don't want." "Butterfly." ""Sorry, Julie." "Because of me.." " l feel sorry for you."" "I don't care about myself." "That Shastri insults you always." "I don't know what's so special about that girl." "Just tell me once and there'll be a queue of girls waiting for you." ""Listen Arjun, you are a Christian.."" "and she is a Hindu." "How will she come to you?" "She will." "Just let me carry my voice to her heart once." "Just let me meet her alone once." "Just once." "Please!" "Julie." "Hello." ""Shivani and that boy will make a great pair, Shastriji."" "I called them without knowing anything about them.." ""at your behest, Priest."" "The boy's father is coming to see Shivani on the 1 st." "That's good." "Bless you." ""Oh my God!" "Under this blanket, the bed bugs are biting me everywhere."" ""Don't fumble, close the blanket."" "Shastri will be coming now." "The temple bells are not ringing." ""Arjun, be bold and tell her today."" "Yes." "What do I say?" "What do I do about her father?" "Don't worry about the father." ""Because, to distance the father, something is going to happen now."" "He's come." "Hello." "Shastri speaking." "Shastriji." "Hello!" " Who is this?" ""l'm Jay Babita, the Queen Mother of Jhumritalaiya."" "Jhumritalaiya?" "This number is of which place?" "Mumbai." "But this is a Mumbai number." " l'm in Mumbai right now." "I want a Ashwamed Yagna performed on my estate." "Ashwamed Yagna?" " Yes. I'm spending 50 million." "And I want only you to perform this ritual." "But I can pay you only 5.1 million rupees." "5.1 million!" " Hello.. hello..?" "Hello!" ""Hello.." "Shastriji, I cannot hear anything."" "I can hear everything." ""lf you are not free, I'll call some other Shastri."" "I'm free!" "When do you want the ritual performed?" "Hello!" "I think it's a network problem." "Hold on." "Network problem?" "Today is very auspicious." "Distribute this money among beggars." "Can you hear me now?" "Queen.." "Queen Mother." "Hello Queen." "Hold on." ""You dropped the prayer mug, Shivani!"" "I'm not Shivani." ""Listen Arjun, my father has fixed my alliance."" "I cannot go against his wishes." "Shivani listen to me." "Shivani listen." "He has taken my prayer mug!" " Shivani." "The boy's family is coming from Kerala on the 1 st." ""Shivani, I.."" ""lf they like me, no one will ask my opinion."" "Shivani." " Daddy has come." " Daddy!" "I'll have to marry that boy." "Shivani!" "My mug!" "Yes!" "But do you love me or not?" " No." ""No?" " l do, idiot!"" "That is why I'm telling you to do something." "You have time until the 1 st." "Or you'll have to tell stories to my children all your life." ""Arjun, your problem is very problematic."" "I have thought of something." " What?" "I'll forget her." " Very good." "Great idea!" "Congratulations." "Good night." ""Julie, where are you going?" " Let's go, Cutting."" "Listen!" "Julie!" " What?" "You took it seriously." "She's told you to do something and is herself sleeping peacefully." ""She is awake, Julie." " Awake.."" ""Do something, Arjun." " What do I do?"" "Let me think." "My mom used to say when things cannot be got straight.." "go the crooked way." "Meaning?" " Find a guy who is crooked." "Crooked.." "There is!" "There is one man who was born crooked." "Who?" ""Kishan, my cousin."" ""Who is carefree, and has charming eyes"" ""About who, every girl is crazy"" "He's Kisna" "He's Kisna" ""Where's Kishan?" "Where is he?" "Kishan, come out!"" "Where did you disappear with the money of us Nepalese?" ""l swear by my Afghani father, and Nepalese mother.."" "I won't spare you!" ""Shut up, old man!"" "Rana has taken the contract to kill Kishan." ""l, Rana Jung Bahadur, promise.."" "that I will get the money of all of you back from Kishan." "Glory to Rana!" "Rana!" " Kancha Cheena." " Rana!" "What?" "Surround the house!" "Ensure the dog doesn't escape." "Come on." "Let's go." "What are you doing?" "The old man has gone mad." "He takes us to be dogs and is beating us?" ""No, I take you to be Kishan, and am beating you."" ""l'm not Kishan, I'm looking for Kishan."" "Even I'm looking for Kishan." ""He told me I protect people, but who will protect me?"" "What if my money is stolen?" " He told me the same thing." "That is why I gave him all the money." "Even I gave him everyone's money." "He blew up all our money in the casino and ran away." ""Old man, how do you know?"" "I'm a guard at that casino." ""Now?" " l was, before the theft."" "Thapa!" "The old man is going to die." "Take him to the hospital in a taxi." "Take him." "Let's find Kishan." "Kishan?" " Yes." "Kishan." "Where can you run away with our money?" ""Next mission, railway station."" "Let's go." "Come on." "Idiot!" "Can't you see where you're going?" "I am seeing." " Rascal!" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Water.." ""Hey, sit properly."" ""Sorry, I didn't notice."" ""lf you sit like that, you won't be respected at home."" "You are too much!" "Watching babes?" " No." "Water." "is it?" "What's her age?" " Water!" ""There is water in the toilet, you don't have to carry it."" "No." "No." "You haven't understood." "Drinking water!" "I cannot get off and go." "I'm carrying luggage." "Shall I give you one trouble?" " Try giving me." "Keep a watch on my luggage." "Luggage?" "You are too much!" "This luggage." "This luggage?" " Yes." ""Had you sent it by post, it would've taken Rs.15."" "Why are you spending so much money and spoiling the railway reputation?" ""Actually, I'm going to meet my son's would be in-laws.."" "for the first time." ""Neither have they seen me, nor have I seen them."" ""Neither do they know me, nor do I know them."" "Having my name and address on the bag will make things easy." "My name is Sarju Maharaj.." "Banaraswala." "What?" " Sarju Maharaj Banaraswala." "Sarju Maharaj." "Sarju." "S for seven." "S for seven." ""Yes, tell me." " They are coming to see Shivani."" "Everything I have is at stake." " Everything even I have is at stake." "Can you come to Mumbai and help me?" " Hold on." "Can you lend me some money?" " No." "What time is the first train from here?" "Excuse me.." ""Where is Kishan?" "You're not lying, are you?" "You dropped Kishan here?"" ""l'm speaking the truth, I left Kishan here."" ""He's Kishan, he can disappear anywhere."" ""Half of you check there, half of you check here."" ""Uncle, sit comfortably."" ""You wanted to get water, didn't you?"" ""Yes, but who will go now." "There's such a big queue."" ""lf l miss the train, it will be another hassle."" "Why do you worry about the queue?" "The people standing at the water fountain.." "just go and tell them you are Kishan's relative." "Now who is this Kishan?" "He's a very big crook.. contractor." "He has the contract for painting entire Goa." ""Yes." "This platform, that water cabin.."" "he only has painted it all." "Go out and say it." " And it'll become easy?" "You'll be done!" " l'll go then." "Move aside!" "I will fill water first." ""Hey, who are you?" " l'm Kishan's uncle."" "What did you say?" " l'm Sarju Maharaj Banaraswala." "Fill water. I'm Kishan's foster uncle." "What?" " Foster." "I only taught him to paint." "Kishan's uncle?" "Kancha Cheena." "They sing very well." " They even play well." ""Children, lift him."" ""Because I'm Kishan's relative, will you take me to the train?"" ""We'll take you very far, old man."" ""May your soul rest in peace." " Hey, take me to the train!"" ""How are you, Mallika?" " Shut up!"" ""Ash, you're sitting very comfortably."" ""Sanya, you're the girl, you're the one"" "Looks like my journey is going to be full of torment." ""Had I known before, I wouldn't dash into her back."" "I'm Sarju Maharaj Banaraswala." "Hello!" "I'm Sanya." "Your face looks familiar." ""Possible.. possible." "My face, very famous."" "I used to teach Kathak on Radio." "You must have seen it." "I'll teach you too." "The whole journey will pass dancing away in merriment." "Behave yourself!" "Bloody old man!" ""By the way, will you sleep up, or down?"" "What!" ""l don't mind up, but if it's down, it will be great."" "What do you mean?" "I was talking about the berth." "What did you think?" "You are talking of birth during death?" "Go there and sleep or I'll kill you!" ""Calm down, girl." " Bloody!"" ""Both down, closed eyes." "You in the front, I behind."" "What do you want?" "That the whole world should know again you are the idiot Mane?" "Great!" " Thank you." "What do you want?" "To catch Sanya redhanded this time." "How many times have you got your face blackened.." "trying to catch Sanya redhanded?" ""You remember, Mane?" " Last time, sir."" ""For blackening your face?" " No, sir."" ""Sir, this time I have confirmed news.."" "that Sanya is coming to Mumbai by train.." "..with diamonds worth 500 million." ""By train?" " Yes, sir."" "Last time you said Sanya is coming to MLA hostel to deliver a gun." ""When we raided the premises, 10 MLAs were caught."" ""Remember how?" " Yes, sir." "All nude."" ""Along with you, even I was almost stripped of my uniform."" ""Remember?" " Yes." "Sign, sir."" ""Thank you very much, doctor."" ""Look, I've told you several times not to allow Titli to run so much."" "Does she listen to me?" "I've told her so many times." ""Don't worry, I'll talk to her."" "Please take care." "Don't you want to get well soon?" " l don't want it." ""Little." " Julie, I don't want it."" ""Little." " No, I don't like it."" "Don't you want to get better?" "Julie." " Titli." ""Titli, no running, dancing, jumping from today."" ""You will listen to your brother, won't you?"" ""Okay, but I will dance a lot on your and Shivani's wedding."" ""Until now, it's your brother who is dancing for Shivani."" ""When the wedding takes place, you dance."" "Sure?" " Sure." "Then get married soon. I don't have too much time." "Don't say that." "Tea!" ""Hey Borkar, hurry!" "Or the train will leave."" ""Over there, sir."" "Come soon." "Good morning." "Hey girl!" "Who's this rascal?" "Mane." "Recognise me?" " Mane darling!" "How exciting." "Got transferred to the railway police?" ""Hey!" " Sorry, sir."" "I have to conduct a search." " Search." "Everything is open for you" "Search whatever you like." "Just don't tickle me." "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" "Every eye loves me I'm the infamous Sanya" ""Yes, sir?"" "Check." "Found anything?" "What can I get if I look at the wrong place?" "That means we'll have to take madam to the police station." ""Mane darling, settle things here only."" "Don't try to act smart." ""Yes, madam."" "Borkar!" " Sir!" "What are you doing?" ""What will come next?" " One more demotion for you, sir."" "I'm talking about the station." "is this platform no.13?" "It is platform no.13. How many times will you ask?" "It is something to be asked about." "You came following us even here?" ""You saw?" " What do you mean, I saw?"" ""l smelt it!" "Shivani, you must have told him."" "Father.. father.." " What?" "He's come to take his brother." " How did you know?" "It came in the paper." " No reading the paper from today!" "Come with me." ""Shastriji, I'm Bobby."" "What are you doing?" "You come with me." "When I had come for the first time to Mumbai.." "Where is he?" " Found him?" "I searched the platform again." ""lf he's not come, I'll commit suicide under this train."" "But did he call and tell you he's coming by this train?" "You don't know him." ""He'll get into a train, and get off a plane."" "Wow!" ""Mane darling, please!" "Listen to me."" ""Borkar, what is it?" "Come." " Yes, sir."" ""Madam, come!" " Madam, move." "Don't bore Borkar."" "Careful!" " Sorry." "Sarju Maharaj?" " No." "It cannot be him." "Hello!" "I'm Sarju Maharaj Banaraswala." ""l'm Shastriji." "Shivani, seek his blessings."" "Yes." " Bless you." ""Bless you, dear."" ""May you always remain married, dear."" ""Enough, Shivani." "He has to walk home on those legs."" "Dear." " Come on up." "Shall we go?" " Yes." ""Father, this way."" "Sarju Maharaj." ""Please come, Sarju Maharaj." "This is a poor man's abode."" "Poor man's abode?" "Do all the poor people come to eat here?" ""l'm the poorest of all, Sarju Maharaj."" "But I have enriched my daughter with values and culture." ""She prays four times, goes to the temple eight times.."" "and fasts for 16 Mondays." "She spends the entire day in the worship of God." "Shivani.." "Shivani dear." ""Focus, Shastri."" ""Recite the Shiv-Vani." " Sing, dear."" "I won't get married" "I won't get married" "Put down the palanquin" "Stop!" "She's even learning classical dance." "What a unique combination of classical music and western dance." "And her voice.. horrible!" " What did you say?" "I have a bad throat." "Can I get some water?" "Sure.." "Shivani.. get warm water for him." ""Today is her 1 7th Monday, that's why."" ""1 7, 18, 19, 20, 21 , 22.."" "You idiots!" "I told you to make him lie down on an ice slab." ""Ranaji, we have made him lie on ice."" "Then did the ice melt?" "You made me sit on the Himalayas." "Oh!" "You made him lie on such a big ice slab.." "and yet he didn't say anything?" ""Shall I tell you something today, son?"" ""Yes, tell me quickly."" "A man doesn't feel cold." "Shut up!" "Where is Kishan?" "Who Kishan?" "I don't know any Kishan." "I only know Shastri." " Now who is this dog Shastri?" ""Tell me soon, or I'll fill hot water in your underpants."" "The old man wants hot water?" "I'll give him such hot water that his tongue will get blisters." "Kishan!" "Thank you." " You!" ""Bless you, dear."" "Those are the values I've given my daughter." "She will seek your blessings five times a day." "That's nice." " You are searching for something?" ""l'm meeting her the first time, I'll have to give her something."" "He must have bought something for his would be daughter-in-law." ""This is for you, child."" "Sandal." "Sandals for you." "Our family follows a tradition." "These are a little big." ""Child, they are big people, have big thoughts, big hearts."" ""Wear them. lf they don't fit you, I'll wear them."" ""Right, Samdhiji?" "(daughter's father-in-law)"" "Sabji?" "(vegetable)" ""Not vegetable, or eatable, I'm talking of Samdhiji."" "My would be daughter-in-law's father." ""lf you don't believe me, call up and ask."" "Rana!" "There are many boys in Mumbai." "But I'd heard a lot about your family prestige." "That's why I called you over." "Once you give consent to my daughter's alliance with your son.." "we can have a quick engagement and marriage." "Who is it?" "The phone." "Oh!" "Phone." "Who is it?" " Sarju Maharaj." "It's for you." " Me?" "Yes. lt must be from Benares." "Can I get a glass of milk?" " Milk?" "I'll get you a buffalo." "Hello." ""Shastri, is Sarju Maharaj, your Samdh.. your relative?"" ""Half my relatives are dead, half are not alive."" ""The rest are not born, then where did he crop up from?"" ""Enough of time-pass, now disconnect."" "You are too much!" "See!" "Truth doesn't need proof." ""Kacha, China." " Yes?"" "Free me." " Get chilly powder!" "We didn't get anything even this time." ""Sir, you.."" "We didn't get anything even this time." "You will get me transferred to the Andamans." "Great!" "She'll get diamonds worth 500 million by train?" "You can buy a whole train for 100 million." "Great!" ""Sir, can I go?" " Sir.."" ""Yes, you can go." " Sir, you.."" "Give your brain a search warrant for intelligence." ""Sir, you.."" ""lf it doesn't relent, give it a shock."" ""Sir, you.." " Stop your nonsense!"" ""lt's not nonsense, Carlos, I'm speaking the truth."" ""Fearing Mane, I hid the diamonds in a bag.."" "on which was pasted its address." ""But don't you worry, darling."" "I'll go and get the bag." ""Sanya, if you don't call me within half an hour.."" "I'll assume you are outside my circle of trust." "And you know what it means." ""Trust me, darling. I'm going there right away."" ""Hey, taxi!" "6, Alvaris House, Bandra?"" ""6, Alvaris House, Bandra?"" "I won't go." " Stupid!" ""Carlos, I'll call you later." "Driver, move."" "Where?" "I won't relent!" "Sweet dreams." "Go to sleep." ""Oh God!" "after Shivani's marriage, take care of my moonlit nights too."" ""l mean, get me married too and sharpen my vision."" "Thank you!" ""Kishan, my brother!" "Thank you so much."" "You're welcome." "But how did you become Sarju Maharaj and enter Shastri's house?" ""Sometimes, suddenly, something terrible.."" "Who's this terrible thing?" "Your bro.." "I'm Sis Single ldli Singh." "Parents had gone to the south for honeymoon." "I order two idlis for breakfast.." " But can eat only one." ""Thank you." " Okay, whatever."" "Hi!" " Hi!" "What's this!" "Bobby Mohabati." ""Your name should have been Mombatti (candle), not Mohabati."" "Why?" "Because God made you at leisure with wax.." "but forgot to light the wick in your brain." "You're laughing?" "Do you brush your teeth?" ""Arjun, ask your brother to mind his tongue."" ""Kishan, she's Julie." " What Lie?"" "What's he saying about me?" "Relax!" "Shastri will get up." "See!" "She spoke again." ""Julie, relax!" " Julie, no!"" "He's my Badshah." "He's the only intelligent one among your friends." "Kishan!" "Now should I tell him what I've planned next?" "What's your plan?" "Shastri!" "Shastri!" "Overacting!" "Okay." "Shastri." "You have to wake him up too." ""Shastri, come out!"" ""Badshah, call him."" "Your honour is in danger." " Your honour is in danger." "Your honour is at stake." "Do you understand?" "What is it?" "Why are you shouting?" "My Samdhi will wake up." ""He won't wake up, he's run away."" "Run away?" "Where?" " Listen. in the bar.." ""Shastri, come soon!"" "We'll show you where your Samdhi is disgracing himself." "He's colour blind." "He won't be able to see." "Come on." "Sit down." "Come on." " What are you doing?" "Why are you going reverse?" " We'll reach faster." "Go that way." "From the silken drape.." "when I peeped out smiling" "My beloved ripped his heart" "And placed it at my feet" "A mischievous look" "A mischievous look" "A mischievous look" "A mischievous look" "A mischievous look ln the protection of lashes" "The naughty attitude" "May kill me" "Words reduce.." "the effect I'm nobody's beloved I'm a cold wind" ""Your restless heartbeat will not find peace"" ""Dhak-dhak, dhak-dhak, goes my heart"" "My mischievous look may wound you" ""Dhak-dhak, dhak-dhak, goes my heart"" "My mischievous look may wound you" ""l will pamper your attitude all life"" ""Or I'll die placing my heart at your feet"" ""ln my breaths ring the tinkle of your bangles"" ""Khan-khan, khan-khan, ring your bangles"" "Your mischievous look may kill me" ""Khan-khan, khan-khan, ring your bangles"" "Your mischievous look may kill me" ""See how nature, with its own hands.."" "made me for love" ""Everything in the world is under my control"" "Don't take me to be a statue" ""Why are you so proud about your beauty, love?"" ""A lamp has to light up and fade away"" "Why don't you understand that?" ""Your footfalls ring chan-chan, chan-chan"" ""Chan-chan, chan-chan ring your anklets"" "Your mischievous look may kill me" "Your mischievous look" "Your mischievous look" ""ln my desolate heart if you step foot.."" "my barren desire will bloom" ""Since a eons, my soul is restless without you"" ""lf you touch me, I'll find solace"" ""Don't desire to touch me even by mistake, crazy man"" "My beauty will burn you to cinders" "You snatch my shyness" ""Chal-chal, chal-chal oozes coyness from my face"" "My mischievous look may wound you" ""Chal-chal, chal-chal oozes coyness from my face"" "My mischievous look may wound you" ""Khan-khan, khan-khan, ring your bangles"" "Your mischievous look may kill me" ""Khan-khan, khan-khan, ring your bangles"" "Your mischievous look may kill me" "Good you came before the rape started." ""Shastri, you?" "Over here?" "Welcome!"" ""Had I known even you liked this, wouldn't we have come together?"" "What..?" " To have a good time." "Naughty!" "You cheap man!" "Don't you feel ashamed.." ""to behave like that, having come to this decent man's house?"" "Who are you?" " l.." "Shut up!" "This is between us." ""Shastri, your daughter and my son will make a great pair."" "Don't you dare take my daughter's name!" ""Focus, Shastri!" " Thank you."" ""Forget my daughter, I won't even get my bitch married into your family."" ""lf the father is like that, how will the son be?" "Let's go!"" ""Shastri." " Shastri." " Okay, come here."" ""Shastri, relax."" ""Thanks, Kishan." "Thank you so much."" "Anytime." "Hey Julie." "Thank you." "Wonder who those lucky people were" "Hello.. hello.. hello?" ""Excuse me, you have the network?"" "I cannot get mine." "Can I borrow your phone?" "Come on!" "Give me your phone." " Get lost!" "Come on!" "Please give me your phone." "Got the network?" " Yes." "Say hello." " Hello." "Now leave." "Hello." "Hello." ""Kishan, your ticket." " Thanks."" "Your red cheek!" " l'm sorry." "What a slap it was!" ""lt hit my cheek, but my heart felt the impact."" "Shall I tell you something?" ""Until today, I had many excuses to run away"" "It's the first time I've got an excuse to stay back." "I'm thinking.." " Stay back." "How long will you wander?" "Settle down." ""No, I'm not destined to hold anyone's hand.."" "only get slapped." "Now stop worrying about me." ""Go to Shivani's home, plead with her father.."" "and ask for Shivani's hand." "Or another Sarju Maharaj will come again and.." "No." "I'll leave." " Bye." "See you." "Thanks." ""lf we don't find Kishan, we'll sell him by the kilo in the flea market."" ""Shut up, you dog!"" "Now let's see how Kishan does not come to get you freed." "Hands up!" ""l didn't tell you, I told him." "Hands up!"" ""Look Rana, do whatever you want with me.."" "but please spare my uncle." ""Shut up, old man!"" "I'll do whatever you say." "I have promised aunty I will save uncle." ""Release him, please.. please!"" "You love your uncle very much." "I don't." "Free the old man." "Uncle.." "Why is the old man running?" ""Rana, all the money is with uncle, and he's running away."" "Catch him!" "Catch the old man!" ""Hey old man, stop!"" ""Half of you follow him, half of you come with me." "Hey Kishan!"" "Glory to money" "Glory to money" "Say glory to money" "Glory to money" "Say glory to money" "Glory to money" "Say glory to money" "Glory to money" "Say glory to money" "Our dream.." "My dream is money money" "My dream is money money" "My dream is money money" "Our dream.." "My dream is money money" "My dream is money money" "My dream is money money" "My dream is money money" "Where did the rogue go?" "Where did he go?" " He went this way." "Where did he go?" " He went this way." "Shut up!" "I want to dress up for my beloved" "Kishan!" "That rogue is somewhere here." ""That bloody Kishan!" "If I find him, I won't spare him!"" ""O God, please!" "I have kept this secret from my husband.."" "since the past 1 7 years." "Please don't ever let him know." ""Please, God!"" "I have to dress up for Ranaji" "Hey girl!" "Kishan will be somewhere here." "Shastri." ""Who is carefree, and has charming eyes"" ""About who, every girl is crazy"" "He's Kisna" "He's Kisna" "He's Kisna" "He's Kisna I've heard this song before." ""Ranaji, that's Kishan's song."" "How is this girl singing Kishan's song?" "Sister!" "Get lost!" " Sister!" "Who are you?" "Come.. come.." ""Hey Superman." " Yes, damsel?"" ""Save this damsel, please!" " From me?"" ""Not from you, from those dagger wielding men."" ""From six of them?" " Not six, they are three."" "Three?" "Okay." " Go." "Don't you feel ashamed to tease a hapless woman?" ""Go back to school." " Shut up, old man!"" "Go and watch Fashion TV." " Okay." "He got scared." "They called you old man." " Doesn't matter." "Show your machismo and save my youthfulness." "Go!" " No!" ""Kacha, China, if this old man falls and dies.."" "we'll get into trouble." ""We'll leave him and go to the other old man, Sarju."" "They have left." " Really?" "My Krish!" "Thank you." "You have come to this neighborhood for the first time?" "I've never smelt you before." ""lt was a joke. I mean, never seen you here before."" "Whose house have you come to?" "I.." "I.. actually.." "Arjun!" "Hi!" "Who is this aunty?" " l don't know." "Who's she?" "I know!" ""Aunty!" "When did you come?" " l had to come, son."" ""Shastriji, she's my aunt." "She's come to stay with me for 15-20 days."" "You'll stay?" " She surely will." "Listen. I live upstairs." "Up the stairs and inside." "Do come up some time." ""Now that I have come, the up and down will happen."" ""Come, aunty."" "Listen!" "Sorry." "You didn't tell me your name." "I will just give myself. I mean.." "I'll tell you." "Sania." " Mirza." "Sunaina aunty." "We call her Sania affectionately." "Affectionately?" "What do I call you affectionately?" "Affectionately.. call me Sania." ""Sania, I love you."" ""Mane.. darling, what are you up to?"" "What do you want?" " What I haven't done until today." ""l got many offers, but I refused them all."" "I realise today what a lovely thing it is." "What?" "Bribe!" "I've rejected Rs.5055501 .50" "And what did I get in return?" "Zilch!" "All inspectors from my batch have made so much progress." ""They have a car, bungalow, bank balance."" "And they even have mothers." "And me?" "I don't even have lentils in my kitchen." ""Mane darling, I feel pity for you."" "No. I have decided now that even I will have all of this." ""Car, bank balance, and a mobile phone too.."" "on which you receive those MMS of girls." ""l'll wear my uniform, but not honesty."" ""Wherever I go, I'll take a flight." "Three tier AC!"" "I'll get my whole house air-conditioned." "Three central ACs." "That's why I've brought you here." ""To fix Acs?" " No, to strike a deal."" "Deal?" ""Look Sanya, whatever the world may say.."" "I know that only you know where Carlos'.." "..diamonds worth 500 million are." ""Listen to me, Mane.." " You listen to me, darling."" ""You listen to me, darling."" ""Sanya, what will Carlos give you?"" "25 hundred thousand?" "50 hundred thousand?" "I'll give you 50% . 250 million!" "Tell me where the diamonds are." ""As soon as I get them, we'll leave the country."" "The road is clear." ""250 million mine, and 250 million yours!"" ""Tell me Sanya, will you help me?"" "Carlos." ""Peter." " Yes, sir?"" "Had you paid my telephone bill?" "I looted a bank day before yesterday to pay the bill." "Which bank?" " Your piggy bank." "Sir.. sir..that was the only money left." "No one understands Hindi here." "Let's play." "Sanya's intention has changed." "Call up our sharp shooter in Mumbai." ""Sir, can I say something?" " Sure."" "We didn't have work for him.." "so our sharp shooter took up a job with the municipality to kill rats." "You rat!" "Only Carlos can see his future." "Sir.." "Good shot!" " l know." "Who in Mumbai do you think can help us?" ""Cowshed, cowshed.."" ""Cowshed, cowshed.."" ""Cowshed, cowshed.."" ""Cowshed, cowshed.."" "Get the bullet." ""Brother, is the water in the milk in proportion.."" "or should we add more?" "It's okay." ""Brother, I need to.." " Will you do it in my ear?"" "I have a small question." "Why do you see the same film everyday?" "I want to become Sarkar(don)." "Sarkar (government)?" ""Brother, when you stand in the shed, the buffaloes stops giving milk."" ""When you pass the neighborhood, girls stop flirting."" ""When you pass the street, dogs stop barking."" "How will people vote for you?" "Idiot!" "Sarkar means Don!" ""Cowshed, cowshed.."" "A don who Mumbai police looks for in Dubai." "And Dubai police looks for him in Malaysia." "And that rogue sits in China sipping tea with Chong Pong." "Just one chance. I'll shake up the city!" "Brother.." "Phone." "Hello." " Mata Prasad." ""That's my name, tell me yours." " Car-los."" ""lf you lost your car, go to the police. I don't do such petty jobs."" ""Mata Prasad, this is Carlos, the don, from Bangkok."" "Carlos!" "Greetings!" "Every struggler's dream is to work with Shubhash Ghai.." ""in the film world, and with Carlos in the underworld."" "I don't have any crime record." "I never got a chance to commit any crime." "That's why I'm giving you a job." ""Who do I kill, how, where?"" "Understood?" " Yes." "You want Sanya." ""Not Sanya, Sa-niya." " Yes, Sanya."" "Pick Sanya." "Write the address." "Brother!" " Yes?" "Write the address." " Yes." "I'll just write down!" ""6, Alvaris House.." "What did you say?"" ""6, Alvaris House."" ""6, Alvaris House, Bandra."" ""Thank you, Carlos!"" "I'm a don!" " Brother!" ""We'll have to go to Mumbai, Peter." " We will have to."" ""This bungalow, the cars, the girls.."" "I have paid them all by post dated cheques." "You understand?" "The bank is refusing to give us any more cheque books." "Go to Mumbai.." "How will we go?" "You have a warrant in your name even there." "What if someone recognises you?" "No one will recognise me." "Who is it?" ""Recognise me?" " Sir, you?"" "Where did you get this idea from?" " From old Hindi films." "From old Hindi films." "How many times have I told you not to give the buffaloes grams." "Their ablution schedule changes." "Did they have to do it over the address?" ""6, Lavaris House?" " No."" ""6, Al Qaida House?" " No."" "Then what is the address?" ""l remember!" " 6, Gulrez House, Bandra."" "Let's go!" " No." ""Tell me where Kishan is, you bloody rogue!"" "I've been asking you since half an hour." "Tell me where Kishan is!" "Why are you shouting?" "Call up Carlos again and ask him." "Shut up!" ""Say something once that makes me proud of you, not worry about you."" "You want to ruin my impression on my first job?" "Try to recollect!" ""Ranaji, how will he speak?" " Why, is he dumb?"" "Remove the tape." " Why didn't you tell me before?" "Bandra!" ""6, Alvaris House, Bandra." " 6, Alvaris House, Bandra."" ""l remember!" "6, Alvaris House, Bandra."" "Quiet!" "Glory to money!" "Say glory to money" "Glory to money!" ""Sania is calling me." "She's whistling"" "Sania is my life" "Sania is coming" "Come.. come!" "No." "Come.. come!" "I'm your love" "Not here?" "You've been fooling me all this while like a horse I won't spare you today" "Drop that" ""All right, you are a horse"" ""Horsy, drop it"" "Peter!" "Yes sir?" "When I said I wanted to travel with chicks.." "I meant girls." "Not chicken!" ""Was I that smart, you'd be following me"" ""l'm following you now." "Chicks and cheques, all are ready"" "I'll take them to my palace" "What palace?" ""Everything sold." "Bangkok, plane tickets.. we used the money"" "So where do I take them?" "Graveyard?" "Brilliant idea." "A don's real hideout.." ""neither India nor Pakistan, only graveyard"" "What are you upto?" "Don't waste them" "Why pick up so many oranges?" ""lf we don't find the same size daily, it'll ruin the continuity"" "Damn you!" " That's why I bought stock for 20 days I haven't played Kishan for 20 days .." "".. at a trot, you think I'll play Sania?"" "You said you'll stay back." " For 28 years I didn't build my body.." ""for Shivani's old man to bulldoze it." " True, but.."" "Only a girl with a solid fsl index can possess a building like me" "FSl ?" " Face" "Structure lntelligence" "Bye sister." ""Brother Arjun, you forgot, didn't you?" " Oh, I'm so sorry"" "Give me.. and a kiss" "Good girl." "Here you are" "Sweet girl" "Don't you think 100 bucks were too much for a flower?" "Her life is more precious." " Meaning?" "She has a hole in her heart" ""Doctors say, if she isn't operated upon within six months.."" "How much would the surgery cost?" "Way beyond what we can afford" ""Still, everyone helps them in whatever way they can"" ""Brother Arjun, you're back?"" "That's Cutting." "His father wanted to make a great man out of him" ""Have tea, nourish yourself"" "But the train he used to take everyday.. he came under it and died" ""Forget it, Kishan." "There are several stories in this slum.."" "as many as the slums in this city" ""And in every neighbourhood, there's an Arjun .."" ".. who wants to change their destiny" ""When in fact, he himself is unlucky"" ""lf we are unlucky, we need to find luck"" ""Meaning?" " When honesty doesn't work, use lies"" ""When you are not given your right, snatch it"" ""Answer the door, dear." " Yes, father"" "You..?" " Hi sweetheart" "Why are you here?" "Father is inside." " l can't see him" "Shivani!" " He's calling" "Who was it?" " Nobody" "Who were you talking to?" " Nobody" ""The news today was so great, I can't stop humming it"" ""Bees hovering, flowers blossoming"" ""Well uncle, how are you?" "How's the tap water?" "All okay?"" "You?" "What are you doing here?" "Bloody motor mechanic" ""Mr Shastri, he's with me"" ""Arjun, how are you, son?" " First-class"" ""How are you, Ms Sania?" " Sania?"" "My aunt." "Aunt Sunaina" "People lovingly call her Sania" "What are you doing here?" "Go and get a Coca Cola for Ms Sania" "Go" "Please come" "You got lots to do in the garage." "Go on lt's a public holiday" ""No holiday, son."" "Who is it?" "He's gone" ""No, no.."" ""Beautiful girl, wrong address"" ""What do you mean, Ms Sania?" " l mean.."" "don't marry her into any wrong address" ""Find only a nice, inexpensive, reliable.."" "and an excellent quality boy." "Like Arjun" "Like him?" ""Yes, I'm leaving, Arjun"" ""Where are you going, Ms Sania?" " The weather bureau has said that.."" "the sky will be clear today. I've put the clothes out to dry" "They might get wet." "So I'm leaving" "Why are you leaving?" "Arjun will go" "Go and get the clothes." " Mr Shastri.." "I..?" "Ear" "Ear?" "Okay lt won't be nice if Arjun handles those clothes" "What clothes?" "I got it" "Shivani" ""Go and get Ms Sania's clothes, they might get wet"" ""Yes..?" "Yes, let's go, Shivani"" ""Where are you going?" " The keys are with me, aunt"" ""And yes Arjun, iron all the clothes carefully"" "Shall I arrange it in the wardrobe?" " Thank you" ""Okay." "Okay, Mr Shastri." " No, don't go"" "Why are you spying on your own daughter?" "She's young and innocent.. what if she gets carried away?" ""Mr Shastri, not essentially the young and the innocent"" "Even the wizened get carried away I hope you're not talking about me?" "No" "About both of us" "Damn" "Damn" "Shivani.." "The transgression.." "of the eyes.." "be forgiven" "It just watches you" "What the lips can't speak.." "the eyes express of the eyes.." "The shyness.." ""No, no!"" ""Great going, aunt"" ""You've fixed your game too, along with Arjun"" "Keep it up." " l'm keeping it up" ""Aunt, your oranges"" "Orange juice." "You wanted it" ""Oh, orange juice"" "Sorry.." " lt's okay" ""ln trying to save the oranges, I spilled the juice"" ""So aunt, Arjun said this is the first time you've come to Mumbai"" "F and S are fine" ""Julie, didn't anyone tell you you are very pretty?"" ""Aunt, no one dares"" "Someone must've dared" ""Yes, he did"" "You must be knowing him." "Arjun's.." ""scoundrel.." "I mean, cousin"" "Kishan" ""Kishan, the handsome!"" "Kishan is handsome?" ""Aunt, your choice is so bad." "Look at that priest"" "You dislike Kishan?" " What else?" "How'd you feel when a boy kisses you on the first meeting itself?" "Nice" ""l mean, I'll feel he's honest." "I'll feel he really loves me"" ""Perhaps Kishan loves.." " No, aunt"" ""lt wasn't love." "Had it been love, guitars would've sounded"" ""Guitars?" " Yes, guitars"" ""Mummy used to tell me that if someone,"" ""who loves you dearly, kisses you, guitars will play in your heart"" "But it didn't." "So I slapped him" "What if the guitar plays?" "How can it play now?" "Kishan has gone" "He can come back" "How?" ""lf someone is really in love with you,"" "close your eyes and remember him." "He'll be right before you" "Who told you that?" " Did you alone have a mummy?" ""My mummy used to say that sometimes." "C'mon, close your eyes"" "Julie aunty" ""Close your eyes, please"" "Okay." " Thank you" "Julie!" "You'll be frazzled when you open your eyes" "Kishan..?" "You?" "I was always close to your heart I just came to tell you one thing. I love you" "Do you love me?" ""lf you do, good." "Else, there're lots in the queue." "Tell me"" "Well?" ""When I saw you, a guitar played in my heart"" ""When I saw you, a guitar played in my heart"" ""My eyes brimmed with love, a guitar played in my heart"" ""What's this intoxication that's taking me over?"" "It's thrilling me" ""l'm devastated, my heart has flown"" ""l'm devastated, my heart has flown"" "On my heart is engraved.." ""your name, my love"" "Should you stop on your paths.." ""it'll be for an evening of lovemaking"" "Sway!" "Let me sway in your arms" "Kiss!" "Let me kiss your lips" ""Listen to the call of love, a sitar plays in my heart"" ""My breaths are restless, a sitar plays in my heart"" "The entire world is swaying I've touched the skies" ""l"l'm devastated, my heart has flown"" ""l'm devastated, my heart has flown"" "In the shade of a banyan tree.." "let's dream about each other" ""Let's collect wood piece by piece.."" "and build a small house of our own" ""All day, all night, "" ""every moment, I wish to spend with you"" ""ln the monsoon, my love, my heartbeats strum music"" ""ln the monsoon, my love, my heartbeats strum music"" ""Your love in my breaths, my heartbeats strum music"" ""Oh, I'm painted in love"" ""All night, I stay up dreaming"" ""l'm devastated, my heart's flown"" ""l'm devastated, my heart's flown"" ""When I saw you, a guitar played in my heart"" ""My eyes brimmed with love, a guitar played in my heart"" ""What's this intoxication that's taking me over?"" "It's thrilling me" ""l'm devastated, my heart's flown"" ""l'm devastated, my heart's flown"" ""l'm devastated, my heart's flown"" ""l'm devastated, my heart's flown"" "Mr Shastri!" " Ms Sania" "A sprain?" " My sandal gave away" "How'll I dance now?" ""Don't worry." "As long as I'm alive, you will dance"" "Bloody" ""Listen,"" ""if they turn out to be dangerous,"" "we'll shoot in the air and run off" "Where to?" " To the beach." "To hire a horse" ""Your brains are punctured, you need a repair." "C'mon"" "Bingo I've done it" "Shut up!" ""l had bought it, especially for you"" "Fast old man!" " Did you say something?" "Why don't you put it on me.." "with your own hands?" "I..?" " Yes. I follow a rule" ""l take the help of the guys, who buy things for me, to wear them"" ""Bangles from bangle sellers, saree from cloth traders"" ""Had I known earlier, I'd have bought something else"" "Joke" "Naughty!" " Naughty" "Help me" "You got hair!" "I got hair all over my body" "Dad used to call me Madhubala lovingly." " Madhubala!" "Don't you like it?" " l do." "Great." "Excellent" ""The first time I saw you, it was your hair that attracted me"" "Liar" "Hush" "Lift your leg" "This is my first" "Put it in." " l'm doing it" ""lt's a bit small, but it'll fit"" "Small?" "Sorry lt's tight lt hurts." " Try another?" "Another?" " Something special is going on" "Let's go inside and take a look." " What?" "You are a kid. immoral!" "Shut your eyes" ""You shut your eyes too." "Else, I'll squeal about your fake beard and hair"" "Swine!" "I'll feed you grams and whip your butt" "Glory to Sarkar" "Hands up!" "Put on your clothes" "They are clothed immoral!" "You didn't shut your eyes" "Who are you?" "This way!" " Done" "Give me the bag!" " What bag?" "Sania is written on it!" " l don't have any bag like that" "Sweetheart!" "Explain to the spent force" ""Else, I'll shoot you!" " Mr Shastri, please save me"" "Don't you dare touch my Sania!" "Sania?" "Pick up Sania" "Pick her up!" ""Save me, Mr Shastri"" ""No one can kidnap Sania, when I'm around"" ""Sania, I'm leaving"" "Mr Shastri.. are you all right?" ""Let him go!" " Please save me, Mr Shastri.."" ""Watchman, where are you going?" " l'm not Sania.."" "Watchman?" "Do I look like a watchman?" ""Where's 6, Alvaris House?"" ""Yes, I'm Sania"" ""She's running away, brother"" "Me too!" ""Thank God you jumped in, brother, else.."" "Careful" "Hello?" "Want to be my pillion?" "Get lost" ""Mane darling, can't you drive faster?"" "Even bicycles are overtaking us lt's a police vehicle." "It's used to chasing" ""Kishan is not here, Mr Rana"" "Not inside this either." " We'll have to wake up Bruce Lee" ""Get up, old fossil." "Where's Kishan?"" ""Mr Rana, there's no water in the glass."" "Why didn't you tell me before?" "Hands up" "Not him." "You guys" ""Hey Nepalese, hands up." " Why?"" "Because.." "What are you watching?" " What's that?" "What?" "Police." " Police!" "Where's Sarju?" " Sarju is with us" ""lt means, they have the bag Mane"" "I see." "Take us to Sarju" "But why?" " Cut the crap" ""Or, you die young." "Move it"" ""Respect the cop." " Chinese Khan, move"" ""Move." " Move, Sania"" ""Sania, I'm coming"" "Bloody turkey!" " l'm leaving" ""Sania, where are you?"" ""Promise me, you won't leave me"" "Tell her not to leave.." "Sania!" " Mr Shastri!" ""Not her, not her either." " Mr Shastri.."" ""where's aunt?" " What happened, father?"" "Some men came and.." " he went mute kidnapped Sania." " Sania?" "Kishan?" " Kishan?" "Kishan.." "Krishna!" " Who'd have kidnapped aunt?" "Some punks." "They spoke about killing" "They were asking about a bag." " What bag?" ""That carried the address, 6, Alvaris House"" ""The bag that Sarju Maharaj brought?" " Yes, that's the one"" "Then find the bag." " Come on" ""l remember!" " Where is it, father?"" "Tell us." " Your dog came in" "He picked up my mug and barked at me" ""l lost my temper, picked up the bag and ran towards him.."" ""he barked, I lost it"" "What have you done?" " Mr Shastri!" "Only Badshah can tell us where the bag is" "Badshah!" "Sania!" ""Trying to lure me?" "If you challenge me,"" ""you'll face it for nine months, without a hospital"" ""Why did we get her here, brother?" "Doesn't Carlos want her?"" "Moron." "She has diamonds worth 500 million" "Don't we deserve at least 5 million?" " 5 million?" ""lf we get 5 million, we'll buy a DVD player." "Hiring one everyday.."" "is disgusting." " Your thinking is so low" "We'll buy a multiplex theatre and watch the film made on myself.." ""Little Don" " Brother, we'll also buy a real gun"" "My nephew cries for it everyday." "It's disgusting" ""Of course, I'll buy a real gun and try it on you first"" ""Come, sir." "Look"" "Here's Sarju" ""So you are Sarju, eh?"" "One minute" ""What happened?" " Mane, it's not Sarju"" "I am Sarju" "Why isn't he Sarju?" " Aren't you Sarju?" ""Speak!" " l agree, you hit me"" ""l refuse, you still hit me." "Ladies, gentlemen,"" "decide when you'll hit me.." ""Shut up, oldie!"" ""Hey, where's the original Sarju?"" "Are you trying to con me with a xerox?" ""He's the Sarju we have, sir"" ""Mane, it's not Sarju.."" "in whose bag I kept diamonds worth 500 million" ""Shut up, radio"" "500 million in diamonds!" ""Brother, what do we do now?" " Phone"" "Back home?" "Shall I tell mother that I'll be late?" "No" "Don't screw my mind" ""One phone to Carlos, and our lives will change"" ""Give me your phone, I got no balance."" "Just give him a missed call.." ""all right, call him. lf he puts you on hold, hang up"" "Carlos.." "Mata Prasad Bhate speaking" ""Mata, I'll juice you!" "Where's Sania?"" "With me" ""Bring her over. I'm here, in India"" "Reached already?" "You are amazing" "But you won't get Sania" "Meaning?" "The girl has 500 million in diamonds I should at least get 5 million" "The phone!" " What did you say?" "I should at least get 5 million lt's a very small amount." "The girl is so heavy.." ""l had to borrow 10,000 bucks"" "You will get a PDC." " PDC?" ""ln five days, moron"" "Cheque" ""Was he afraid, brother?" " That's Little Don's forte"" ""The day I was born, doctors and nurses were scared"" "The ward boy fainted" ""Janta Prasad, stay here, while I get the money"" "lmmoral!" ""Keep an eye on her, and don't fall for her words"" ""l don't like when women speak, I like the nights with them"" "There's still time for the night lt's nighttime" "Damn!" "I got it now." "The ass took this old man for Sarju." "Old fossil!" ""Which means, the guy in the train was Kishan"" "You mean Kishan got there.." " Where Sarju had to!" ""Oh my God!" "It means, the fake Sarju is in the slums with the bag"" ""Mane, let's go, fast." "Carlos, diamonds.."" "Why do you mention Carlos and the diamonds before everyone?" "And why did you tell him the address?" "How was I to know that I was going to ditch him?" "Let's go" ""Swine, if you.."" "He speaks Nepalese?" ""lf you follow me, not one bullet, I'll empty the entire gun on you"" "I'll use the kukri" ""Rana, what's all this?" " lt's a huge scam"" ""lf you listen to it, you will faint"" "Just imagine that you've won the Great Nepal lottery in Mumbai" "Where?" " Here" "Sania forgot her phone" "Now watch what Kukri don does" "Sania!" ""Sania, I knew you'd give Mata the slip and call me"" ""Where are you?" " Sania is with me, Mr Carlos"" ""Watchman, give the phone to the lady"" ""l'm not a watchman. I'm Rana, Kukri gang's boss"" "And Sania.." "is with me" "How did you get Sania?" " Forget it" "Just think of a way to have Sania back I want 5 million for Sania" "5 million..?" "Think it over." "Only Sania can lead you to the diamonds worth 500 million" "And Sania.." "is with me" ""Okay, okay"" ""Bring her over, I'll pay you"" "No way. I'll come first" ""After I get the money, my men will hand Sania over to you"" "Send me your address via text message on this phone" "Send the address" "How can Sania be in the custody of two different men?" ""Can I say something, sir?" " Yes"" "One of them is lying." " Then where is Sania?" "I know." " Where?" "With one of them" ""Rana, great mind!" "5 million at one go"" ""Kacha, China.. you read half the address, you read the other half"" ""And the rest, ask someone else." "Pick up Sania and get her there"" "I'm going to get the money." " But sir.." "where do we leave him?" " Leave him to his fate" "Brother!" "Sania!" "500 million" "What's this?" "Hey!" "Our dream.." "our dream money-money" "Our dream money-money" "Our dream money-money" "Our dream money-money" "Our dream money-money" "Our dream money-money" "Everyone wants money.." "Everyone wants money.." "Father.. over here." " l got it!" "My mug!" "We want money.." "our dream" "Our dream money-money" "Our dream money-money" "Our dream money-money I got the bag" "Found it" "Found it." "Disperse" "Now we can all find Ms Sania" "Help!" "What happened?" " Aunt!" ""Ms Sania, I loved the ride." "I was coming to rescue you"" "Rescue me?" "I can beat the hell out of many" "Give me the bag." " What's inside the bag?" "I'll tell you later." " My belt!" "Not before everyone" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Inspector Namane" "Police" "Sania..?" " Julie" "Bobby." " Shastri" "Shivani." " l don't want introductions I want the bag" ""Bag!" " You missed me, sir." "Single ldli Singh"" "Shut up." "Else.." " Else?" "Else..?" " Else?" "Else?" " Else?" "Else?" " Else.." "I'll shoot the girl right here" "My child" "One minute" "Where to?" "Hey hero.. smartass" "Give him the bag" "The bag" "Throw it." " Give it to him" "The bag" "Give it ls it okay?" "Yes." "Let's go" "Don't inform the cops." " But you said.." "He said he's a cop." " Exactly" "No need to inform them. I know" ""l'm Mane, smartass"" "Cops after a bag?" "What does it carry?" ""Cry all you want, then speak"" "What's inside it?" "All of you want to know?" " Yes aunt." "Tell us" "Diamonds worth 500 million 500 million..?" "500 million?" " 500.." "million!" ""500 million, did she say?" " Yes, 500 million"" ""Had you known before, you wouldn't give it"" ""Let alone 500 million, I'd even sacrifice 5 billion for Shivani"" ""You'll commend me, sir"" "Quiet" ""You'll commend me, sir." "You never believed me"" ""l'll prove that the things you turned me down for were so "maningful"" "Meaningful!" " Meaningful" "Wonderful" ""Silence!" "What wonderful?" "This is a police station,"" ""not a musical stage?" " Sir, this bag carries.."" "diamonds worth 500 million." "This girl smuggled it in from Goa" ""Ma'am, I never wanted my uniform stained, so I never befriended.."" "a betel-leaf chewer or vendor." "I ate food meant for dogs" "But I never took bribe. I'm a spotless and sincere officer" "You will also agree.." ""Sir, the common man earns a salary.."" "What?" ""God!" "Sorry, sir"" "A policeman's salary is not more than what an ordinary man pays as tax" ""And for a paltry salary, we work tediously.."" "besides.." "the blood boils" ""My blood too boiled today,"" "and I spoke" ""Appreciation, sir"" "Won't you open the bag?" ""Yes, sir"" ""What's this?" " Scandal, sir"" ""All the best, sir." " Thank you"" ""You are right, Mane. lt has the very stuff.."" ""that's on your mind." " Thank you, sir"" ""What, sir?" " Nothing!"" "Duffer" ""You are right, Commissioner"" "Your officer has lost his mental stability" ""He kidnapped me, forced the bag on me and brought me here"" "No sir.." " l wish I could fire him" "Let the police do the noble deed" "You may please leave" ""Thank you, sir"" ""Come in, come in"" "What do you want?" "She works for Carlos" "And you used to work for the police force" ""Believe me, sir." "The diamonds were in this box,"" ""which was in the bag, and the bag was in the slums"" ""l tell you, the diamonds are in the slums.."" ""l found it, sir"" ""l got the entire circle." " You will get it,"" ""the entire circle, for yourself." "You will beg at King's Circle"" ""Borkar, get him off my back." "Prepare his suspension order"" "And send them all to the Andamans!" "Sorry sir" "Forgive me" ""Sorry.." " To begin with, I'll give you aims"" "I will" ""Apologise to him, please sir." "Please sir"" "What's my name?" " Inspector Namane (Namane" " Disagree) I disagree" "Your name?" " Will you hit me if I tell you?" "Why'd I hit you?" " Finally I've found a gentleman" ""My name is Sarju Maharaj, Banaraswala. -"" ""Then foot the bill. 140,000 bucks"" ""140,000..?"" ""140,000 for a biscuit?" "Are you selling me the factory?"" ""The fun you had here, you called in girls.."" "who'll foot the bill for it?" " l'm not Sarju Maharaj" "Chintu!" "Montu!" "We got a new servant here" "Servant?" "Who?" "It's an embarrassing story lt's a pain in my nose" "I got nothing marrying the boy my father chose.." ""but a drunkard, lousy husband"" "He'd throw lit cigarettes on me I got so many scars on my chest." " Show me" "At leisure I'm at peaceful leisure" ""Forget about yourself, think about your daughter"" "Do you want Shivani to face what I have faced?" "Never!" " Then don't stop two beating hearts" "Don't stop" "Marry Shivani off to Arjun." "Please I too need something in return" "What?" "Your hand" "That's not my hand." " l know" "will you marry me?" "No" ""Yes Shivani." "The one your father has lost his heart to, is not my aunt"" "It's Kishan impossible" "She has given in!" "She agreed" "She agreed" ""Shivani, Sania is willing to marry me"" ""You've got a new mother." " No, it's not possible, Mr Shastri"" "It's against nature." " l've changed my own nature" "Alvaris House will have two weddings" "Mine and yours" ""l'll give your hand away, you give your father away"" ""But listen to me, father.." " Not a word"" "Better to paint your heart with love than live all by yourself I now realise that one who wins the game of love is really a winner I have a found my idol l've been waiting for eons" "Those are Amir Khan's movies." " Exactly." "The revolutionary" "Father.." "My sweetheart chews betel-leaf" ""The handsome macho's lips turn crimson"" "Oh the silken 'kurta.." ""The red spots on the silken 'kurta'.."" "My father has had 51 vitalizing betel-leaves" "What have you done?" ""Why did you agree to marry him?" " Had I refused, you wouldn't marry"" "And what do I tell everyone?" "My fiance is someone else's fiancee?" "Father!" " Let's call an ambulance imagine." "Shastri takes the veil off his wife during the nuptial-night.." "The veil is fine." "What if he takes off something else?" "Father!" " Father" "Father" ""My child, it's me"" "Not mine!" " Then whose father is he?" "Might be someone's." "Why care?" "Think about her father" ""Sania, my child.. it's me"" "It's me" "Why did you go away?" "Where did you go away?" ""My dear glasses, my dear pot, I have bathed since you left, dear"" ""l mean, I haven't eaten"" "You are mistaken." " l'm not mistaken" ""l'm your father, you are my daughter"" "I'm a self-made item!" " What item?" "For 9 months I have nourished you in my womb" ""l mean, your mother did"" "Don't say that." "Come to me." " Look.." "Uncle.." ""What "my-child"?" "Lay off"" "I'm not Sania.." ""Kishan, right?"" ""First you disguised as Sarju Maharaj,"" "then as Sania" "And you are marrying Shastri tomorrow" ""l'm beginning to understand the farce, Kishan"" "Who are you?" " l..?" "Mane?" "Namane Inspector Namane" "Why this disguise even after getting 500 million?" "Set up a drama company?" "Rascal" "You gave me an empty bag." " What do you mean?" "Where're the sandals?" " What sandals?" "It was in the box." " What box?" "It was in the bag." " We gave you the bag" "But the diamonds worth 500 million in the sandals weren't found" "Sandals?" "I gave them to Shivani I gave it to father" "And her father.." "I have Sania." " Exactly. I have Sania I have Sania!" " l have Sania" ""Can't you recognise a face, swine?" "Are you Nepalese?" "Japanese?" "Chinese?"" "Bloody ghost!" " l'll drive this into you I'll cut you up and cook you I'll make you shit" ""Peter, what's happening?"" "Semi final." "The final is the day after." " Not cricket" ""You mean, them?" "It's about to end"" "Sania!" ""l told you, Sania is with us"" "Little Don supplies fake stuff" "Ching Pong is confusing you." "This girl is skinny l'll give you real strong stuff." "This is not even Sania's baby" "Undertaker!" " l'm wearing an underwear" "Take him away" ""Take him away!" " Come on, I say"" "Bury him" "Where are you diamonds?" ""Where's the bag, darling?"" ""Carlos," " Yes, my love?"" "The bag is with the police." " What..?" "But the diamonds weren't in it" ""l had put them inside sandals, and the sandals vanished"" "Everyone was there in the slums where we found the sandals" "Except Kishan" ""Which means, Kishan has the sandals and diamonds"" "Kishan?" "Who the F is Kishan?" "I know Kishan." "He escaped to Mumbai from Goa" ""Carlos, I can get you Kishan and the diamonds"" "Ring ceremony" "You got the money?" "Summon the bride" "Ms Sania" ""Father, it's Julie." " Ms Julie,"" "where's Sania?" "Who are you?" " Dinanath Chavan." "Sania's father" ""Yes, same features"" ""Father-in-law, where are you?" " Over here"" "Bless you." " My respects" ""Hello?" "Yes, Borkar?"" ""l'm ready to play the music, sir." " Later, Borkar"" "Let Carlos and entourage come" "Tied up" ""Hurry up." " Hang on, priest"" "They are tying up." " Mr Shastri!" "Looking behind before the marital vows is ominous" "The husband dies before the nuptials" "Who told you to clean these?" " He did" ""Wash these first." " Was this, was that.. damn"" ""What happened, Titli?"" "Something's wrong with Titli." " What happened?" ""What happened, dear?"" ""Don't, son." "Come on"" "Chintu!" "Montu!" "Hold him" "He was running away." "Put him in the drum and roll him" "It's Sania's mother." "Greetings" "Father" "Damn..!" "God!" "You are.." "You are to much" "You didn't tell me you got a haircut before the wedding" "You look nice in short hair" ""Come on, let's finish the last round"" "You'll be damned!" "You are trapping yourself" ""lt's not a woman, it's a man." "Let's see.."" "Don't you dare call my Sania a man!" "What do you mean?" "With wig and oranges.." "does he think he's a celestial beauty?" " What is he raving?" "Tell him" "Which means I was marrying a man?" "Silence" ""Actually, Mr Shastri, I didn't marry you"" "I married her lt's not over yet." "There's one last round." "Quick" "Hurry" ""Sorry, Mr Shastri." " Sorry"" ""Without looking at you, without thinking, I loved you"" "And you stabbed my desires using deceit" "You..!" "May you live happily ever after.." "I pray" "Carlos is here with his men" "Let him come" "Be ready." "Carlos is coming" "Who among is Kishan?" "He.." "What he?" " There he is" ""There is Kishan, cross-dressed"" "Where are my diamonds?" "Sandal." " Sandal?" "Sandal" "Yes!" "Left" "Left." "Next to the right." "That's right" "Give it to Carlos" "Little Don!" ""From a don, he's turned into a revolutionary"" ""Brother, throw the sandal here"" "The sandal is being smuggled" "Bloody!" "Goodness me!" "Ramu!" "He's going round and round.." "He's going round and round.." "To hell with the diamonds!" "I'll become a don later" ""Wifey, brave it!" "The other woman is coming"" "Kishan!" "I'm going to feed you oranges today" "Don't waste this orange." "It's worth millions" "Worth millions?" " Yes." "One orange has hundred seeds" ""Hundred seeds, hundred trees."" ""Hundred trees, hundred-thousand oranges"" ""Hundred-thousand oranges, million seeds, millions of oranges.."" "and business worth millions." "An orange worth millions I'll do this business. I'll do farming at the Nepal border" ""Rana, give me that orange"" ""No." " Rana, give me that orange"" "No!" " Rana!" "The child is serious." "Surgery must be performed soon" "Please organise the money." " Doctor.." "Yes!" "Doctor!" ""Sir, your sandal"" "Diamonds" ""ls he our man?" " lt's India, sir"" ""When you have money, there's no dearth of relatives"" "Can I say something?" " Speak" "You are wrong" "Namane" ""You are under arrest, Carlos"" ""Mane!" " See, sir?"" ""You are already suspended." " But sir, I have.."" "One minute.." " Sandal.." "I'll see what's to be done of him." "You shut up" ""Shut up." " Come on, Carlos"" "Sir.." "I'm glad I included you into my circle of trust on reaching Mumbai" "Thank you." " Where's the ring?" "Ring?" " lt's with me" "Mr Gill" ""They are with us?" "Join the club, bro"" ""Not with us." " Come on, bro"" ""Sir, I was bringing him to you.." " Shut up"" "Now I get the entire circle" ""Thank you, Mane." " Thank you, sir"" "Arrest them!" "Why didn't you take him into confidence?" "Get me my diamonds" "Brother Arjun.." " Cutting.." "what happened?" " Titli is in hospital" ""What?" " Doctor says, the surgery.."" ""must be done within two days, else.."" ""Please save her life, brother Arjun." " Yes.. nothing will happen"" ""Titli's smile is precious than these jewellery, Arjun"" "Yes Arjun. I don't want to make a video album anymore" "Keep the money." " Use this." "Save the kid" "Consider that I was overcharging my customers for this very day" ""l don't want to be a graduate, I don't want to make it big"" "I will dance when you marry sister Shivani" "You folks don't understand" "We need 1 .5 million." "I don't know how.." ""For the first time, I despise being poor"" ""Even if we sell ourselves, we can't save one life"" "God is a lie." "There's no god" "There is." "There is God." "And God is great" ""Kishan, please.." " Forget it"" "When He wrote a screenplay and sent diamonds here worth 500 million.." "you guys told me to give the sandal away." "Gone" "Now you are crying for money." " What else do we do?" "500 million in diamonds.." " So?" "Had we even picked one.." " You should've picked it I did" "What..?" " l picked one" ""But Kishan, it is.." " No Arjun"" "Not today" ""When honesty fails, use falsehood."" ""When rights are not given, snatch them"" "Not today" "My last theft" ""Come, let's snatch Titli's life from Death"" "Kishan.."