"Hong Kong is gorgeous at night" "But after tonight it may not be that beautiful without me and my buddies" "My name is Ben Tsui." "I'm 31 years old" "Hairstylist extraordinaire" "I'm six feet tall but for some reason only measure 5' 8" "In a little while my three buddies and I will pull off the most amazing feat in Hong Kong's history" "We'll jump off the 48th floor in spectacular fashion" "Because if I had to settle for being ordinary" "I would rather die!" "I should've burned coal in a shed At least it'd have been warmer" "I'm here" "I'm here too" "You are?" "Where are you?" "Look to your right" "What are you doing there?" "You said Tower One" "This is Tower One here You're on Tower Two" "Hurry up and get over here" "Oh shit." "Wait for me" "Ridiculous." "We agreed to take three hours to tie up loose ends" "Everyone is late" "Where are you?" "You picked this building to jump from" "But you didn't say the lifts stop at half past ten" "We're committing suicide Did you want a briefing?" "Are you dead already?" "I'll be half dead by the time I make it up there" "Wait a minute" "Can't die yet." "The boss won't let me go" "Spending your last three hours with the boss" "What a loser" "Did you call the negotiators?" "Yes, sir" "What's the situation now?" "The three of them are hungry They want some take out" "Three?" "Yes, three men and there's one more on his way" "Oh my God!" "This is turning into such a big deal" "But the rescue cushion is too small for all four of us" "We came to jump off a building not to land in a cushion" "How can we make sure we land on our backs?" "I want to go in style" "A man in a suit is going up to the rooftop, over" "They are just working..." "Shut up!" "You are just working" "Someone is jumping off the building You can't go in..." "Excuse me, I'm also here to jump But I'm late" "Anyway, you can't go in..." "Don't touch him!" "Or we'll jump right now" "Let him go..." "Sorry about that" "Let him go..." "Calm down..." "Sorry for that Don't disturb him" "You're so late." "Luckily we had snacks to tide us over That's right" "My boss wouldn't let me go" "We are ready to jump now" "Officer, do something." "Don't let them die here." "Please do something" "Gentlemen, please don't jump I have a mortgage" "You'll be set free, but I'll be fired" "I've said it many times we're not being crazy" "We want to tell the people of Hong Kong..." "Ben, quit babbling just jump and leave them out of it" "Wait Now what?" "Do we jump on three or after three?" "You have so many questions even when you die?" "There's a huge difference" "If we are sloppy about it what's the point of doing it together?" "Then jump on three..." "Wait!" "What is it?" "I've been stuck between people my whole life" "I don't want to die stuck between you" "Can I switch positions with someone?" "I'll switch with you." "Be careful" "What's up with you?" "That happens when I'm scared" "Jesus, what about you?" "I'm scared, too" "You don't have to switch here you can do it back there" "Hurry up." "Stop messing around" "Everyone move forward" "Ready?" "Close your eyes" "Counting one" "two" "Someone fell off" "Who?" "Chai?" "Where's Chai?" "Chai?" "I'm here" "We are all here Were you trying to be funny?" "No, someone fell from the 18th floor" "You two watch them Let's go down to check it out" "Yes, sir" "Am I dead?" "Where am I?" "Shaun... are you alright?" "Miss, you can't step on it" "My name is Shaun" "Obviously, I didn't die that night" "Everyone wants to know why I wanted to die." "It's simple" "I was playing an online game that night" "Suddenly I lost all my virtual treasures" "So I decided to jump out the window" "But it's strange" "I didn't die and met several mentally unstable adults instead" "My name is Long" "The one who was late to the group suicide last night" "I wanted to die because I'd been living a hellish life for the past 8 years" "When I first entered Lau's Industrial" "I thought it would be an enterprising heaven" "But it turned out to be hell" "But I woke up a new man today" "I'm no longer an ordinary working stiff" "I'm now an extraordinary working stiff" "Look, it's not even 8 a. m." "Yet" "I'm all set to tackle the day" "Before, even if I was early I'd be nervous" "But look, it's almost time and yet I'm relaxed" "I will only punch in when the clock strikes 8" "Good morning Hey handsome" "You..." "What are you doing?" "Slow down, drink something..." "Can you make it?" "My boss is a hardnosed super achiever" "There's a saying in our company" "If you love the company, you must be mad" "If you love the boss, he'll make you sad" "Mr. Lam, after you took over" "Lau's Group last year profits tumbled right away Did that give you any pressure?" "I treat it as a challenge and am enjoying it" "Mr. Lam, look over here" "Is my light okay here next to the door?" "No one would dare come in without my permission" "One more question" "I heard you liquidated the assets in Malaysia..." "How long are you going to be?" "Daddy, we just started" "There is a lot more to cover" "Mr. Lau, I didn't think I'd see you here" "I'm Bey Logan Reporter with the Economic Weekly" "I've been wanting to interview you for a long time." "Are you interested..." "Just ask my son-in-law he's in charge now" "Mr. Lau, come on" "When you speak the whole business world shakes" "I only play golf now" "Just ask him" "Rico, I'm waiting for your proposal" "I'm sorry, Daddy." "Didn't you say we'd talk about it next week?" "So one week is too long?" "How about three days?" "Okay?" "Let's just talk, no photos" "Mr. Lau Now he's in charge of the whole company" "On a scale 1 to 100 how would you rate him?" "Rico, I think I'll rate him..." "The boss wants you there in 15 seconds Okay" "You're dead this time." "I didn't die so I made an important decision" "I will no longer let that son of a bitch yell at me" "If he does it again I'm going to punch him" "What are you doing?" "Sit down" "Yes" "Close the door" "Staring at me?" "Still staring?" "If you keep staring at me I'll cut your moustache off with those scissors" "Long, are you okay?" "I'm fine" "You attempted suicide?" "Crazy!" "Why would I do that?" "Don't deny it" "Isn't this you?" "Someone jumped, I happened to walk by" "Long, jumping off a building is not very manly" "Do I give you too much pressure?" "No" "Take a few days off" "Forget about this incident" "I checked with Ann you have not taken any vacation" "You've worked too hard No..." "Yes!" "You cannot not take this vacation" "The form is all filled out, just sign" "Take this much time off first more if you need to" "Thanks boss actually I have a lot of work to do..." "Sign!" "This is a good itinerary" "Three days two nights." "I'll pay for it" "Gold Coast?" "Australia is good" "The one in Hong Kong!" "All done my chauffeur is waiting for you" "I don't need the chauffeur, I..." "He'll take you to the subway Stop dreaming" "After 8 years, I finally get 3 days off" "You really need to stand up for yourself" "Maybe my boss is not that despicable" "I think there's some misunderstanding between us" "Look at this, I just got here" "There are two beautiful girls already" "Three days, two nights is perfect..." "Long, is that you?" "Don't you need to go to work?" "Boss gave me three days off" "He gave you three days off, too?" "None of your business" "Ronald?" "It's you?" "Didn't you go to Canada?" "I got seven days off originally" "But before I got on the plane boss told me come here" "Long... over here" "Look over there the accounts department is also here" "What are they doing here?" "Attention, everyone Colleagues of Lau's Industrial" "Welcome to the Gold Coast 3-day vacation" "Please stop all your activities right now and proceed to the upper left hand corner of the swimming pool" "Upper left hand corner Hurry up, hurry up" "Hurry up, hurry up, go..." "Many nice things are there." "Long, put down your pineapple ice" "Come here immediately." "Come here" "Hurry up" "What for?" "Don't be scared" "We are on vacation it's an employee's right" "Stop!" "You guys listen to me" "I've tolerated the boss for 8 years." "I swore I'd slap him" "I'm going to do it now..." "Slap what?" "What did you say?" "Say!" "A schedule" "Look, this place is already a chaotic madhouse" "I should slap together a schedule Wait for me" "What?" "What are you doing?" "I thought you were going to be a new man" "I just installed a new game don't bother me." "Go bowl" "Why don't you learn a real skill?" "Come to my salon I'll teach you how to cut hair for free" "I'll teach you how to play online games for free" "Okay" "It's all right" "It's all right..." "What are you looking at?" "It just slipped" "Relax, it wasn't a ghost" "Picking up women was like bowling to me" "It was a piece of cake" "A man like me" "Can't stand any woman saying that I was impotent" "And now, it was all over the internet" "That's why I decided to kill myself that night" "How did I go from Being a stud to a dud?" "It all began with a phone call" "Malcolm Speaking" "Malcolm I know I shouldn't be calling you" "But I'm just so happy." "I didn't think our baby would ever meet you" "But you remember yesterday at the coffee shop?" "Miss, who are you calling?" "Yesterday at the coffee shop our baby went to play with you" "I was really touched to see you two..." "having fun together" "Miss I think you've got the wrong number" "Relax, Malcolm You've never met your son" "He's two years old now" "He has a mole on the left cheek of his buttock." "Just like yours" "He's crying, I'll talk to you later" "What mole?" "What are you talking about?" "Where did it go?" "I can't find it" "Can't find it?" "Can't find it?" "That's okay" "We'll help you find it No..." "I'll find it No..." "Don't do that..." "It hurts" "Yesterday, the boy approached me first" "I had my back to the door, so I didn't notice him until he played with you" "So you saw him too" "Ben, you should've seen everything" "I'm not a security guard" "He only looks out for his creditors Oh, yes" "I did see a boy in a green shirt" "It was blue It was puke green" "The kid with the sword, I remember now" "He was here playing swords with you yesterday" "But I don't remember any attractive women nearby" "A kid with a sword?" "When I was playing swords with him yesterday, the phone rang" "Then he let go of my hand" "And I answered the phone" "Whoa, this is spooky" "Do you think... she's watching us right now?" "Answer it, are you scared?" "Screw you" "Master Malcolm, this is Annabelle" "You took your sweet time answering the phone" "Are you still mad?" "No, I'm out" "Hello, this is Isabelle" "You two don't have to try so hard" "No way." "We have never failed before" "We lose face if you can't get it up" "Tomorrow night, your house, your bed" "My bed?" "I love it when you play hard to get" "No... hello?" "It's like a creditor you have to pay up in the end" "I've got a son all of a sudden do you understand?" "Not really aren't you used to it by now?" "You're a professional sperm donor Which kindergarten... doesn't have a kid you've fathered?" "That's right." "It was just a phone call not a DNA test" "Ignore it, don't scare yourself" "When I saw that kid yesterday I was quite taken aback" "He looked like a cute Malcolm doll" "Stop kidding around" "Really?" "Yes" "I wonder what a baby version of you looks like" "It's one where the head is bigger than the body" "Not funny at all" "That wasn't very funny True" "There are many reports about Hong Kong men suffering from stress" "To the point where they lose interest in sex" "I laughed at those articles" "I've never experienced stress" "But out of nowhere someone tells me I'm a father" "Now I understand because I'm feeling stress all over... my lower half" "Cool..." "Don't let me down" "What?" "Be quiet" "Do you prefer blue or yellow?" "Where are you?" "Right around the corner" "Where exactly?" "At the bottom of the hill starting our climb up Mount Malcolm" "But there's a mudslide What?" "Nothing Blue or yellow?" "Neon pink" "I can't believe I'm taking my first Viagra at the tender age of 30" "Two girls." "Do I take two?" "Don't rush me" "Give me a little time..." "Don't..." "Don't go..." "Help..." "Malcolm Take your hand out..." "You should have told us" "You're such a faker" "You took us for fools, son of a bitch" "Don't play in the big leagues if you can't swing" "I got it up" "Malcolm Yeung, let me tell you we won't let this go" "I'll tell everyone on the Internet that you can't get it up" "Men..." "Useless jerk" "Why don't you go screw yourself" "I got it up for a little bit..." "What an amazing sight My uncle stuffed all the mice in it... and soaked them for seven years" "Did your uncle do your aunt right after drinking it?" "He died before the potion was ready" "What about your aunt?" "She died too." "So now this is Malcolm's" "Daddy" "Is it really you?" "I'm Yeung Tin Meng" "Yes, I know." "Well?" "Everyone's seen your web page" "Web page?" "Yes, all my friends are asking whether your case is classic erectile dysfunction or..." "Shaun, you said you'd deleted all the web pages" "You saw me doing it for three nights" "I didn't know you had so many enemies I can't help you anymore" "This has nothing to do with karma" "This is your destiny and you must face it" "Poor you even if you drank my soaked-mouse potion" "I did a chart for him You're a wood person" "This is called dried wood reviving in the spring" "After spring arrives in February of the Chinese calendar." "You'll be fine" "You're almost there, it's now January" "February in the Year of the Goat" "Year of the Goat just passed" "It's the next Year of the Goat" "Oh shit, 11 more years A generation of Malcolm-less girls" "Have mercy on those women Can you speed it up?" "Sorry, no." "You've got too much fire in your chart." "You must let it die down" "You just need to suck it up" "You want me to be celibate for 11 years?" "Do some good, pretty boy" "You'll be a grandpa before you can touch a woman again" "Grandpa..." "will be driving Miss Daisy crazy" "How much should we give for the gift?" "Five hundred." "Why five hundred?" "No, we're not even going..." "I can go but the problem is you" "You've got so many meetings to attend and so many projects to follow up on" "I wouldn't dare make the decision for you" "It's your money, so you decide I'm just discussing it with you" "Fine." "Let's give 500" "In the old days we sat together in this love seat" "We were happy and we even planned... to have children" "Beeboo and I have been married for 21/2 years" "Life was really good then" "I'd get off work from the TV station pick up my wife and we'd make dinner" "And then we'd snuggle up in front of the TV." "How blissful!" "Unfortunately, last Chinese New Year" "I got laid off My wife and I were no longer equal" "I stayed unemployed while Beeboo kept getting promoted" "I know she's working hard for us" "But it's been over 300 days" "A house-husband snuggling up to a Teddy Bear" "He's better off dead!" "Three hours before I planned to die I had only one thing to do" "To see Beeboo one last time and to listen to her voice once more" "I was determined to die" "But if she begged me, I wouldn't jump" "The fact is we haven't reached our sales target" "We must all work hard together" "Look, my husband is calling me He's waiting for me to get off work" "But I won't answer it" "I'd rather be with him too but I can't leave when our work is not finished" "Come over here" "Look at the beggar down there he's still working" "So should we" "Of course I understand why she hung up on me" "I know how painful it must have been" "She has the right to put her career first and me last" "I respect her choice" "I'm not jumping off a building because I'm jealous of my wife" "Hubby Honey, are you coming home?" "Sorry, my meeting is still going" "The left over soup is in the refrigerator." "I see it" "Yes, just heat it up I'm doing it" "And I lined up for a long time for those chicken wings." "Do you see them?" "Yes, they look good" "Remember, save me some" "I think I'll be home around 10 pm 10 p. m." "So early, great" "Okay, bye Bye-bye" "Remember me?" "I planned the group suicide that night" "I'm an adventurous guy" "I like to take risks" "Only risk takers can make money fast" "After a while I met a lot of loan sharks" "They're not nice people" "They were really friendly at first" "But they became nasty real quick" "When I couldn't pay them back They threatened to cut off my... fingers" "But that wasn't the main reason for jumping off a building" "My girlfriend of 8 years wanted to marry me" "Now there's a reason to die" "You don't believe me?" "I'll let you guess which one she is" "Can you?" "Guess" "It's not curly enough." "I want this one" "You are not paying attention" "Why do you want it that curly?" "Doesn't she have a hot temper?" "But it's not her" "You must think it's her" "Wrong." "She eyes me because she's fancied me for years but still can't have me" "It's that sexual frustration that makes her jealous of all the women around me" "Although this one is not as pretty" "She's really going all out to get me" "You see?" "If I give them the slightest chance" "They would all throw themselves at me" "It's too dry, let me fix it" "Wait, my girlfriend Wincy has finally arrived" "Even if you look at her all day long" "You wouldn't remember her face" "Sometimes even I can't recognize her on the street" "Even a delivery girl has more personality than her" "How can I spend the rest of my life with a woman like her?" "Ben, some tea" "There's nothing you can say we can't be together" "How can you be so docile?" "You're like the polar ice cap" "The same since the ice age" "But I'm not like that, I'm like fire" "When I look at you I see a future so boring that I would try to jump off a building again" "When two people have such a boring life together..." "Why bother?" "Why don't we..." "Ben, I got you some noodles" "For what?" "Just eat it first" "Actually, I do feel a bit hungry now" "It's your favorite I have something to tell you" "Don't say anything" "They told you I'd paid off all your debt?" "My mom and my aunt lent me the money" "Look, here's the receipt" "Don't worry, have some chicken wings" "I double checked I paid off every last cent" "What did you want to say to me?" "Thank you" "Unbelievable he only goes after the young ones" "How young?" "Very, very young" "Maybe it's her Yes, it's better" "A white girl?" "The mother speaks Cantonese" "So?" "White girls can speak Cantonese too Let me see" "This... this one is..." "So she's not" "Let me explain" "This group is still partying so no time to be pregnant" "This group is happily married" "These have moved to China for work" "What about the ones with a yellow arrow?" "Dead?" "This one had a sex change but this one is dead" "Dead?" "What was the cause?" "She was doing a handstand and broke her neck" "The ones with the stickers have all moved to North America" "This one is in jail" "Shaun Coming..." "So the nominees are... these three contestants" "Nice frame" "Thank you See how pretty these three are?" "I'd go for the middle one first" "Even if she isn't the one it'd be nice to do her again" "I'll do her if you don't" "Maybe she can help you get it up" "Piggy Chai!" "You're still as slow as ever" "Who are you?" "I heard you got fired" "Really?" "How did you know?" "Just kidding" "Oh, very funny" "Where's Beeboo?" "Her mom isn't feeling well so she went to see her" "I always see you by yourself lately you should be careful" "Of what?" "Everyone is getting divorced these days your first girlfriend Ding Ding the cute one" "Even she's getting a divorce" "She's married?" "Of course" "I heard she still loves her old flame" "Really?" "She's so faithful" "Not everyone is as shallow as you" "Come down here" "Kiss her..." "Yes" "Where's Ding Ding?" "I don't know" "I know, she couldn't make it today but made the wedding cake for them" "She opened a bakery" "There's the cake" "Looks like she put all her love into the cake" "Ding Ding's Love Cake?" "Jesus Christ!" "The groom's hair is parted in the middle exactly like mine when I was young" "The same white socks too" "Wait." "I'm still fresh in her heart" "Doesn't that look like me when we were in school?" "I never went to school with you" "It's been 10 years" "But you still make my heart race" "The murmur of the memories letting me know subconsciously..." "That Ding Ding still longs for me" "I wanted to sneak a peek at her" "But before I was ready" "Fate pushed me into her..." "Are you okay?" "Ding Ding?" "It's me, Chai" "You look exactly the same like I went through a time machine" "You still talk like a big script writer" "Have you seen my shows?" "That First Love Formula..." "Love Equation" "That's right, Love Equation you wrote it" "I remember watching it every night and crying" "That was a comedy her life must have been painful" "Look at her trying to cover it up with smiles" "You should just let it all out" "Have you been happy?" "I'm all right" "Why do you have so much free time?" "I quit my job at the TV station recently" "TV's too formulaic and impersonal It's not for me" "Still full of ideals like before?" "Looks like her eyes are telling me something" "Do you have time?" "You want to go eat?" "Sure, Japanese?" "Sorry, I'm busy today" "I'm busy also" "Why don't you come to my bakery when you have time?" "Okay, I can go now" "What?" "Okay" "You must try this cake" "Made with rum soaked strawberries" "My own recipe it's called Intoxicating Dream" "Intoxicating Dream?" "Drunken berries, hidden love." "Right?" "Tell me how you like it?" "You still look so silly?" "You are quite naughty, too, Ding Ding" "Okay, I gotta go, talk to you later, bye" "I won't let you down again" "I promise!" "This is yummy Where did you get this cake?" "Why are you eating that cake?" "I haven't eaten all day" "That doesn't mean you could eat the cake" "Why can't I eat it?" "Because this cake is... very heavy and you're on diet" "This cake is not fattening" "Not fattening?" "Look" "So much cream" "Fine, hubby." "Thank you" "This bit of cream is all I got from Ding Ding's cake..." "And it fell off" "Thanks Coffee" "You really want to learn to bake?" "Yes, because I'm older and wiser now" "Plus I think it'll help me find myself I want to learn" "Really?" "Yes" "Why?" "You still push your glasses up every time you lie" "You saw that?" "I only pushed it up a little" "Because you lied to me so many times" "I'll let you do it one more time" "If your reason is special enough" "I'll let you be my apprentice" "My wife likes cakes so I want to bake them" "So that's the reason..." "You love your wife very much" "But it's more because I admire you and you inspire me" "Baking cakes is not so hard you just have to follow the instructions" "Being with someone..." "is much more difficult" "I know, which is why I've been confused lately" "That's good that means you're still in love" "I am too clear-headed I know" "What do you know?" "I know you are not happy" "You're the only one who says that I'm unhappy." "Do I look depressed?" "You look fine, more than fine" "I'm free tonight;" "I close at 8 p. m." "I'm free at 8 p. m., too" "Just dump her and stop yakking" "We should've gone to a movie now we are stuck here" "Why didn't you get tickets?" "Wincy, don't say anything" "I can't thank you enough for paying off my debt" "I'm very grateful to you you're better than my mother" "But you see I can't fall in love with my mother" "It's like incest" "I respect you but it doesn't mean I can marry you" "You can have your money back" "And after that, you should leave" "All right?" "Not bad" "I dare say it's perfect" "I know women, trust me" "You did very well just now" "Use your feelings to control her emotion" "Make her understand without hurting her" "That's very good" "You all brought money?" "How much was it?" "$347,000" "I have... four hundred" "So little?" "I have four thousand" "My dad hasn't paid me yet Twelve thousand" "Sixteen thousand?" "Sixteen thousand four hundred" "Wait!" "Practice a bit first" "Come before 8 p." "M..." "More stern" "Come to the bowling alley before 8" "Come before 8..." "No, I can't" "How about 7:30?" "Come to Roy's place at 7:30, it's urgent" "Roy's?" "Yes" "Before 7:30?" "I'll try my best" "Come right now Okay" "You don't have to say anything and don't worry about paying me back" "There you are I've looked everywhere for you" "Ben, thank you" "If it weren't for you I'd never be able to sell this salon" "Don't worry I already told all my regular clients that I'm returning to Singapore and that you're good at cutting, dying, perming..." "As well as blow drying Plus your girlfriend is so capable" "Not at all, I'm only his assistant..." "I just do the paperwork" "There's plenty of cash in the account no need to touch the foreign currency" "I trust you, I can wait a few days" "No way, he's very responsible" "Okay, let me go get the company chop" "Company chop" "Didn't you always want to have your salon and home next to each other?" "Now you won't have to commute anymore" "You can just go to sleep when you're tired" "Where did you get all this money?" "My dad, cousin and aunt each gave me some" "I won't let you work so hard anymore" "I want you to be with me after 8" "What was the cash you gave me for?" "What?" "The stack of money you handed me" "Please deposit it in the bank for me" "What is this important thing you had to tell me?" "Thank you" "I'll have the same, a rib eye steak" "Medium rare with potatoes and I don't want salad" "Mr. Lau This one is a 1982 Chateau Margaux" "This is a 1995 Petrus Which one would you prefer?" "You choose, let him choose" "Petrus" "You sure Petrus is better?" "Fine, whatever" "We'll have the Petrus" "You really do have black circles around your eyes" "My daughter said you worked on that proposal for three nights" "She wasn't kidding" "Daddy, here's the proposal" "Nice printing, but... is it good?" "The most important thing is that you say it's good... if you say it's good, then it's good" "It's good!" "Really?" "From 1 to 100 how would you rate this proposal?" "100?" "I..." "I think... it's a 70" "Good... 70 is not bad" "Take it back" "Here, take it back we'll talk after you've improved it" "Okay?" "Mr. Lau, your steak" "Thank you" "Mr. Lam, your Caesar salad" "I didn't order the Caesar salad" "Mrs. Lam called and changed your order to a Caesar salad" "I say, Portuguese sure win!" "Chubby, the meat is here" "Let's cook the sausages together Okay" "I'm sorry." "Are you okay?" "Hello" "Three days and two nights again?" "Yes, having hot pot" "Hot pot." "Is there beef?" "Yes" "Local or from Japan?" "I only know it's fatty beef" "I'll be there in 5 minutes..." "No, four and half minutes" "Fine, okay, bye" "If he comes up I'm going to punch him" "Then do it" "When is he coming?" "Now, in 4 minutes" "Let's finish everything in 4 minutes Eat up..." "Leave some beef for him" "I'll go get the utensils" "Save a little of each" "David, go get a chair from the storage room for him." "One more" "And the beef... don't finish the beef..." "Any food left?" "Where's everyone?" "Did they all leave?" "I knew it who'd want to eat with the boss" "If you want I can leave" "No... your utensils" "It's good beef" "Go ahead and eat, don't be polite" "Hubby, Daddy is furious after reading your proposal." "Where did you go?" "Hurry up and come home" "I'm having a meeting with Long" "Long?" "Yes, Long" "Hello" "Long" "Why is there smoke?" "Where are you having the meeting?" "Of course there's smoke we're having hot pot" "Don't you eat any meat I told the chef to give you a salad" "You have high cholesterol did you have any meat?" "Answer me!" "Meat?" "Why would I eat meat?" "There's no meat here" "Long is a vegetarian why would there be meat?" "I don't believe you" "Show me." "I want to see" "See what?" "See what vegetables you eat" "Vegetables..." "look... so fresh..." "Yes" "See, there's no meat" "Hold on." "I see something red move over a bit..." "Let me see the red stuff, move over..." "Which side?" "Here?" "These are shrimp balls" "Yes." "What else are you eating?" "Let me see the other side" "You just looked at it, there's no meat" "Wait!" "Is that meat in the pot?" "Just these things See, no meat in the pot" "Okay, fine, hubby" "Come up with a plan with Long quickly Dad is really angry" "I think he'll sleep over tonight, okay?" "I love you Yes, I love you, too" "Let me..." "I'll do it..." "It's dirty." "Just let me do it..." "I said I'll do it..." "I'm sorry, there's nothing to eat" "You're lucky you're single no father-in-law" "Even if I could fly he'd still give me only a 70" "I work my butt off and I only get a 30" "I wasn't talking about you" "Have you been wanting to hit me?" "Hit..." "Hit!" "Do you have the guts?" "Alright then" "Afraid?" "I dare you to drink it" "I can drink it" "You really want to finish it?" "My work is worth more than 30" "60?" "Sure, I believe you do better than a 70... 100." "Together we are 160" "I'm behind you" "You must support me, too" "Yes" "Excuse me, does Nikki still work here?" "Yes." "What is it?" "Can you tell her Malcolm needs to speak to her urgently?" "Thanks" "Do you know where Nikki is?" "She and Baby are upstairs I'll get her for you" "Please take a seat and wait here Okay" "The baby really is hers" "She's pretty, our baby must be very cute" "I also remember her to be kind she's definitely a good mother" "Why did I dump her?" "Mr. Yeung, what a surprise" "You've changed a lot even your voice is different" "What the hell?" "It's okay." "Post partem depression be nice..." "What do you want from me?" "I came to see you and your baby" "You have nothing to do with us" "Let me see your baby" "I just want to know that you are both well" "Anita, please bring Baby down Yes" "I know I did a lot of bad things to you before" "Let me make it up to you" "What's up, honey?" "Baby, this is Malcolm" "Baby?" "So you are Malcolm?" "You're a bastard" "Eva!" "Eva, it's me." "Eva" "Eva, don't go I want to ask you a question" "I told you not to bother me What do you want?" "I wanted to know if you've had a son with me" "What?" "Get in the car and let's have one right now" "What are you doing?" "Don't scare me" "I was only asking you don't have to kill me" "No... help..." "Why are you standing behind me?" "I don't know" "I suddenly remembered this movie... that we saw together, Ghost" "I went to the movies with you?" "Yes, you loved that pottery scene" "I did?" "Why don't you frost the cake first?" "Ding Ding Yes" "I remember everything about you" "You never told me" "Because I kept those feelings to myself..." "Loving feelings Every time I think of you..." "I get butterflies in my stomach" "How would I know if you didn't tell me?" "I know" "Actually, I didn't know it then." "But..." "When I found out you'd been unhappy all these years... because of me, I felt guilty" "I still care a lot about you" "Remember, you're still married" "I know, but that's over." "She's..." "She's like a workaholic machine now..." "She's different from you you are more creative" "You make cakes with your own hands I feel..." "I realize I still have strong feelings for you" "Say no more" "No, Ding Ding." "I missed my chance once" "I regret how unhappy I'd made you I will make it up to you" "Forget it Forget it?" "That's it then." "Bye Bye?" "Sorry, that was my ex-husband" "Husband?" "I don't want to talk about him I want to close up" "Let's rehearse this once" "We should say how bad everything tastes" "Then I'll say the salon is a dud don't accept it" "Try to be natural" "Or it'll sound fake" "Talk more about girls" "And how we all womanize That'll hurt her" "We've never met her so we might go overboard" "So be prepared" "I've never backed down What happened before was bad timing" "Bad news, Chelsea lost the game" "No way Don't be distracted" "Hurry up and call Long he said he'd come after work" "Get to work" "Do you mind if we say she's flat-chested?" "No, she's more than flat-chested" "You took so many pieces already" "You've got a lot, too" "Ben, help yourself" "The meat is so tender" "Would you like more fish and chicken stew?" "Sure, I'll help myself" "No, no." "It's messy in there." "Sit down" "It's so tasty" "Hey Sorry, I forgot" "If you like her so much, take her home" "The goalie is damn useless" "Your sake" "Thank you, Wincy It's re-heated" "You are so thoughtful" "You have a cough?" "Then don't drink sake" "There's his and her soap in the bathroom" "Guys don't like soap with strong fragrance" "True!" "My girlfriend should learn from you Don't say that" "Couldn't even score with that?" "Ridiculous" "Wincy, you know football?" "Which team do you like?" "I know a little." "Arsenal" "Arsenal, me too." "Henry is good" "Great shot" "Looks like Wincy is a football fan" "You guys know more" "You're so modest" "Would you like some soup?" "No, thanks but I want to tell you the abalone noodle is really good" "I'll get it for you..." "Thank you..." "Wincy, what about my soup?" "More soup, less noodle" "You've been here long enough when can we go to the strip club?" "You mean, when are we going to the strip club?" "Wincy, he always scolds us for going to strip clubs" "Wincy, ever since I started hanging out with Ben" "I haven't gone to strip clubs and my health has improved" "What are you talking about?" "We agreed to hit the clubs together" "Let's hit... some pins Yes" "Why don't we all go bowling after dinner Wincy?" "Fine" "You two are not coming then?" "Me?" "But I'm not full yet" "Wait" "Are you really going to the strip clubs?" "She's flat-chested but her soup is awesome" "You can't blame me" "She's a dying breed, a keeper" "You don't have to please her or worry about her;" "I want one" "Shut up, you traitors" "Where are you going?" "Just leave me alone" "It's you again" "You call me and don't say a thing what do you want?" "Say something" "I'm sorry." "I didn't want to call you" "I'm so scared and don't know what to do" "The baby has a fever and is in the emergency room" "I don't know if he's going to be okay" "I'm all by myself and didn't know who to call." "I'm scared" "Don't panic." "Which hospital is he in?" "Miss, did you see a two or three-year-old boy... come into the emergency room?" "Take a seat first and wait a moment" "I can't wait, you understand?" "He's my son, dammit!" "My son's sick, dammit!" "Please check for me" "What's his name?" "My last name is Yeung" "And the first name?" "You said he was your son" "But you don't even know his name?" "Are you nuts?" "Please, miss, check for me" "I was on the phone and it got cut off" "I only know the kid just got admitted to the hospital" "Please check for me I've already gone to many hospitals" "Why don't you call her back and get more information?" "I don't have her number" "I'm sorry then, I can't help you" "The child's mother could be Ada Yip and may be living in Kowloon Tong" "Please check for me" "What's Ada Yip's Chinese name?" "Let laughter bring us together jest is always the best" "Turn tragedy into comedy the best remedy" "For changing bitter into sweet" "Let laughter set you free" "Keep laughing to the end" "Failure can make you wiser" "The lucky ones have all shed tears" "But remember to smile To erase bitterness" "Ada..." "I finally found you" "Do you know how hard I've been looking for you?" "I went to nearly every hospital but still couldn't find you" "I was so worried about the baby" "A nurse asked me for the baby's name but I didn't know" "I'm such a jerk, a huge jerk." "I'm sorry" "I was irresponsible, I know I've changed, thoroughly changed" "Give me a chance I promise I'll be a really good dad" "May I hold him?" "How come he looks white?" "Ada..." "Don't play games" "Hello... what is your name?" "Mommy..." "Where's mommy?" "Don't cry" "Ada, come out..." "You..." "What are you doing?" "I couldn't sleep so I was listening to music" "Listening to music prevented you from sleeping" "You couldn't sleep because you were waiting for me" "Right?" "Where did you go?" "You're drunk" "Massage, two girls." "Well?" "Two girls, four big breasts." "Well?" "Can you take that?" "Don't hold it in, say something" "I'm talking to you why are you listening to the Walkman?" "What?" "That's right, I broke it." "So what?" "Everything breaks eventually" "Are you upset now?" "Are you angry with me?" "I don't get it, so many new gadgets but you still use a Walkman" "It's 2004, why are you still listening to a Walkman?" "Are you sick?" "You should go to the doctor if you're sick..." "Fish soup" "It's warm, it'll help you fall asleep" "Something else you want to say?" "Can I have another bowl?" "Daddy, this is Rico's revised proposal take a look" "Daughter, don't be foolish like him" "All these proposals are from your husband but I've never read them" "Just like me not approving your marriage" "Once the Shanghai project is done I'll come back to take over" "Tell him to take a vacation" "No, he is really trying hard Give him one more chance" "Rico." "Well?" "Daddy, is this one okay?" "How would you rate this proposal?" "Pretty good, Long helped on this one" "Excellent, I give it a 100" "If Hong Kong had more Ricos we'd have more IFC Towers" "Rico, go ahead and do it but pay attention to the details" "Okay?" "I'm leaving, excuse me" "Rico, that's how women are they get angry for nothing" "Long." "How long have you been working at our company?" "Eight years Eight years" "This was a piece of undeveloped land back then" "Look at it now, all these new buildings" "The IFC Tower is way up in the clouds" "Long, at some point in your life would you like to own an IFC Tower?" "I don't know about you but I sure want one" "I want to conquer the world with you I don't take no for an answer" "I've already planned it out" "I'll promote you to Department Head next month" "In eight months we'll make 100 million dollars" "Then we go public in eighteen months" "In twenty-eight months, we... we retire" "We'll go to the real Gold Coast in Australia" "Long, we've been through a lot these past few months" "Right now I truly think of you as my own son" "We need to stick together no matter what" "Thank you, Daddy..." "Don't cry." "Boys don't cry" "We'll make a great father and son team" "Ding Ding" "I'm sorry to bother you" "Don't say that Whatever happens, I'm here" "I'll do anything to help you, anything" "The banks are so ruthless" "They want me to pay back the money all at once" "They know all my money is tied up in this bakery" "I don't have any money to pay them back" "What kind of a policy is that?" "I still have a mortgage to pay" "Damn, I don't have any cash to..." "Don't misunderstand I wasn't asking you to lend me money" "Actually..." "I was ready to give up last month..." "I empathize with you" "Sometimes I want to end it all when it becomes unbearable" "But if you've got someone to face it together" "Actually, I..." "It's you..." "Really?" "Okay, I'll pay you back as soon as possible" "No, I'm not being stubborn" "Anyway, I really appreciate this" "That was my ex-husband he's going to lend me the money" "Why is he still so nice to me?" "I'm sorry, Chai I have to go get the check from him" "I understand..." "No, I mean I have to lock up now" "Give this to your wife" "Would you like some cake?" "No, thanks" "No cake" "I'm quite tired, some other time" "You don't work, how could you be tired?" "What do you mean by I don't work?" "You've found a job?" "How would I suddenly get a job?" "So what is it?" "Why can't I be tired when you want to have sex?" "Last week I wanted it but you were too tired because you have a job" "Is only the one making money entitled to be tired?" "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "What about you?" "You've been in Hong Kong for seven years" "You still speak Cantonese like a foreigner" "If you loved me you'd be completely fluent in Cantonese by now and be able to say I love you" "I do know how to say, I love you" "Can't you tell how bad that sounded?" "I don't know why you're so angry" "How could you possibly know You don't know anything" "You have no idea what I do at home after you go to work" "I went to jump off a building!" "Did you know I went to see you beforehand?" "Of course you didn't but why didn't you?" "You and your coworkers were too into yourselves" "What did I want?" "I wanted to see you before I died" "I thought about leaving you" "But I didn't, do you know why?" "Because I knew you couldn't live without me" "But now I realize" "It's more important that I find myself" "Do you get it?" "Boss..." "Don't come near me!" "I'm not." "Don't do this, come in" "I told you to stay away" "You're my boss you can't leave me behind..." "What would we do after you're gone?" "I'm not a real boss" "Long, I let you down" "Our grand plan went up in smoke" "He never read our proposal" "No..." "listen to me" "You don't know how I feel" "You were with friends when you attempted suicide" "Look at me, I'm all alone" "What about me?" "I'm here" "Daddy!" "If you die I'm going to become an orphan" "I've been forced to end my life" "I'm dead either way" "It's better to end it quickly" "Wait!" "Is it because of him?" "Beat him up before you kill yourself You'll reincarnate sooner" "Make a tight fist and punch" "Look at him, he despises you how can you stand it?" "Hit my stupid face..." "Come on..." "Good" "Hit me..." "Hit me!" "Pathetic!" "You call that a punch?" "Harder, that's it..." "This is fun" "Okay, that's enough" "Wait, you told me to hit him" "Hold it..." "Don't move" "You said you were my son." "Hold it..." "He's dead Dammit" "Daddy" "You watch him..." "Wait, he's your father-in-law, not mine" "You're related, you watch him..." "I have to pee, you watch him..." "Come back..." "You leave me..." "Get up, chairman" "Damn, he's barely breathing" "You can't die here." "If you die it'd be manslaughter for me" "Chairman..." "Rico?" "Where's Rico?" "Find Rico for me" "Don't be angry, he didn't mean it" "Go find Rico for me..." "What did you say?" "I just read his proposal for the first time..." "Rico is very good" "He's really good Hurry up and find him for me" "Have you lost your mind?" "You've lost your mind!" "Go look for him" "Go... ask Rico to come back Wait" "Boss, I mean..." "Daddy" "The chairman said our proposal works!" "Sorry, I had orders for eight wedding cakes for tomorrow" "I haven't had time to breathe" "Sir, your champagne" "Champagne?" "What are we celebrating?" "I know how to make cakes now" "You taught me how to make cakes" "My wife wants to eat cakes and I was able to make them for her" "This calls for celebration." "Thank you..." "Cheers..." "Actually that's not the reason..." "I envy your wife" "What are you envious of?" "That she has such a loving husband" "You think I adore her?" "There are very few men like you" "Learning to make cakes to please their wives..." "If only my ex-husband was half as thoughtful as you" "Back when his company was having financial troubles" "I went out and got a job" "When I was tired or depressed at work... all I wanted was to go home and see him hoping he'd come over hug me." "But he never did" "Let's talk about how much you adore your wife so I can live vicariously through her" "I?" "I dumped the soup she cooked for me" "I don't have a job, but she does" "When she comes home from work I pretend to be asleep" "When I used to have a job" "She'd ask me how my day went" "My problems with colleagues" "I wanted to tell you something when I asked you out tonight" "But I'm sorry, I made a mistake" "I need to tell it to someone else" "Honey!" "Honey..." "Don't go!" "Don't leave me!" "I can't live without you!" "I love you!" "I'm sorry!" "I don't know how to say I love you in Shanghainese..." "Hubby..." "But I promise to learn" "No more beer in the fridge?" "You forgot to buy some?" "Have you looked at the invitations?" "Maybe we shouldn't get married" "Is she trying to pick a fight?" "You can go ahead and make all decisions" "I've been thinking" "The more I look at these things the more unhappy I get" "Sara called to congratulate me" "She asked why you'd decided to marry me" "I didn't know how to answer her" "Are you marrying me because I paid all your debt?" "Well, that's obvious" "How did she suddenly get a clue?" "That's ridiculous..." "Don't lie to me" "I know I have been deluding myself all along" "I know I'm not good enough for you but I was hoping... you'd love me if I took good care of you" "How foolish of me" "When did I ever say you weren't good enough for me?" "Have you loved me in the past eight years?" "No, give it to her straight" "Say the word and you can end the pain" "No..." "Yes, that's why we've been together for 8 years" "Do you really want to marry me?" "Of course not you're the one who wants to" "Tell me!" "Yes, otherwise why go through all this trouble?" "Don't cry" "I should have been the one crying" "I want to go get some beer" "I'll go" "Look at you, you're not presentable" "Buddy, I want that one" "Okay, please wait a minute Okay" "Half a goal handicap for Manchester United?" "Leeds also has a half goal handicap?" "Thanks sir" "Thank you" "Watch the game closely for me" "I heard Viduka is out of the game what about Smith?" "Car accident" "Go over there take a look" "No, I'm playing video games haven't seen them" "Let me finish this game" "Who was it?" "Wincy" "What did she want?" "Something about a car accident" "Shaun, wait for me" "Get on" "What's your problem?" "Don't you know how to drive?" "Sorry, we've done our best" "Wincy..." "Give me back my Ben..." "Give me back Ben..." "Wincy, calm down..." "Give me back Ben..." "Calm down!" "Ben..." "Don't leave me behind, Ben" "Want to be alone" "Under the starry night" "Want to be alone" "Just with you" "I can feel you, staying with me forever" "I can see you smile" "Want to be alone" "Under the starry night" "All the stars still shine" "I want to share this precious time" "Just to be with you" "Do you remember?" "Yes, Ben was standing here I was on the opposite side" "I was late that day" "Why did we want to jump off a building?" "That's right why did we decide to commit suicide?" "Because we were all drunk that night" "For a moment we felt life was unbearable" "But we didn't die and our lives went on" "Have we worked out what was troubling us?" "Is the eulogy ready?" "It's ready" "Come on, it's time for the funeral" "Ben Tsui, 31 years old" "Loved gambling, massages and saunas" "He only helped three people in his entire life, but not us three" "His cornea was donated to a patient who can now see the world" "His kidneys spared a female kidney patient the pain of dialysis" "Let laughter bring us together jest is always the best" "Turn tragedy into comedy the best remedy" "For changing bitter into sweet" "Let laughter set you free" "Keep laughing to the end" "Wincy, everything will be all right" "I'm fine." "He's here, look" "Can you guys see him?" "Yes Very clearly..." "I see..." "Yes..." "He's right there..." "Yes" "Hello, everyone Hello" "My boss." "Chai" "My boss wants to hire you to write a something" "That's great because I'm a script writer" "Script writer." "Are his scripts any good?" "What do you think?" "Excellent!" "I'm positive" "For changing bitter into sweet Let laughter set you free" "Keep laughing to the end" "Let laughter bring us together jest is always the best" "Turn tragedy into comedy the best remedy" "For changing bitter into sweet Let laughter set you free" "Keep laughing to the end"