"( opening theme music playing )" "( tearfully ) GOODBYE, SHERIDAN." "I DO WISH HE'D RECONSIDER WEARING A VEST." "I USED TO SO ENJOY IRONING HIS LITTLE VESTS." "AH" " THE POSTMAN!" "ER, GOOD MORNING, MRS. "BOO-KIT"" "ER, "BUCKET"-- ER, "BOUQUET."" "THAT WAS SHERIDAN." " OH, REALLY?" " MY SON." "OH..." "SHERIDAN "BOUQUET."" "EXACTLY." "HE'S AT UNIVERSITY, YOU KNOW." "NO, I DIDN'T, ACTUALLY." "THEY GROW UP SO QUICKLY." " DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN?" " ER, SEVEN." "( stammers ) S-SEVEN?" "YEAH." "QUITE AN ACHIEVEMENT WHEN YOU HAVE TO BE UP SO EARLY." "IT'S A MERCY YOU'RE ON FOOT AND NOT ON A BICYCLE." "IS SHERIDAN LOOKING THINNER?" "HMMM?" "DON'T YOU THINK HE'S LOOKING THINNER?" "MY WALLET IS LOOKING THINNER." "AND I DON'T THINK I LIKE HIS HAIR IN THAT STYLE." "( sad sigh ) OH-HH." "HE USED TO HAVE SUCH LOVELY HAIR." "IT'S GONE THIN ALREADY." "I'M NOT SURPRISED, YOU PRACTICALLY STROKED IT AWAY WHEN HE WAS YOUNG." "AND WHAT ABOUT THIS NEW INTEREST OF HIS" ""THE WORKERS' REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD"?" "IS IT REALLY SUITABLE, DO YOU THINK?" "WITH SHERIDAN'S EDUCATION AND BACKGROUND," "SURELY HE OUGHT TO BE IN THE "EXECUTIVES' REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD."" "( snores softly )" "ONSLOW...?" "HMMM?" "WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SECOND HONEYMOON?" "WELL, WHY DON'T WE HAVE A SECOND HONEYMOON?" "I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME." "ME, TOO." "I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED THE FIRST TIME." "( giggles )" "WE ARGUED ALL THE TIME." " NOT ALL THE TIME." " NEARLY ALL THE TIME." "I COULDN'T GET OVER THAT CONFESSION OF YOURS." "WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY PROPER." "IF WE WERE STARTING MARRIED LIFE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY SECRETS." "WHAT A TIME TO SPRING IT ON A BLOKE" "ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT!" "BARELY GOT STARTED ON ALL YOUR NEW UNDERWEAR, AND THEN YOU TOLD ME." "IT WAS A BIT MUCH, YOU GETTING UP AND GOING OUT FOR A LONG WALK." "I HAD TO THINK ABOUT THINGS" " DECIDE IF I COULD LIVE WITH IT." "I CAN'T THINK WHAT WAS SO BAD ABOUT IT." "YOU SHOULD HAVE COME CLEAN ABOUT IT BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED."