"school bell rings)" "(Tires squealing)" "(Horn honking)" "(Tires screech) everybody out." "Go learn a bunch of stuff you'll never use." "aunt Mickey." "Thank you." "I recognize I'm not your kid." "It totally blows" "Sabrina." "Thanks for saying thanks." "Bye." "don't forget..." "Ben and I need a ride to the dentist tomorrow after school." "Sounds like a Jimmy job." "What?" "!" "Why?" "'Cause I don't want to do it." "No." "why do they have to go to the dentist at all?" "We're getting our teeth cleaned." "don't you have a toothbrush?" "your generation's gone soft." "Dentists aren't our generation." "okay?" "and I'm doing just fine." "You've had that tooth rotting out of your face for at least five years." "And do you hear me complaining about it? and I avoid hot and colds." "My body is my dentist. it will expel it naturally." "school po-po coming." "quick." "please?" "it's cool..." "It isn't." "but I actually wanted to talk to you about an ongoing bullying situation involving one of your kids." "that's just sort of bound to happen." "isn't he?" "I got to be honest." "I'd..." "I would do it on a daily basis." "This isn't about chip." "This is about Sabrina." "that's tough." "She's the worst." "I've been on the receiving end of that for months now." "i build myself back up." "i build myself back up." "I got to be honest." "I'm running out of building supplies. but it's actually Sabrina who's being bullied." "Oh." "Come again?" "It seems that she has been excommunicated from her and since it's had a ripple effect on our entire ecosystem." "are we talking about the same Sabrina?" "Dark hair?" "Pretty in a terrifying kind of way?" "I've spoken to her." "She won't open up." "You're her aunt." "Perhaps you can get through to her." "I'll get right on it." "Thanks for the heads up." "(Both cackling)" "She's getting bullied!" "It's so good." "but merciless bitch." "yeah. is so nice." "(Laughter) So good." "this might be the best thing yeah. and now she can sleep in those scratchy sheets." "Oh." "right?" "yeah." "(Laughter)" "Good night." "Sweet dreams." "Good luck." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Tough day at the office?" "What the hell did you just say to me?" "yeah?" "You think that's funny?" "Maybe you should look you bug-eyed bitch." "maybe yeah?" "alba? no matter what you say about anything." "chismosa." "(Alba gasps)" "Wh... (Smacks lips) I don't know what that word meant..." "Mm." "But I conclude it was nasty." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Yeah?" "What the hell was that about?" "I don't know." "but..." "That was really scary. you know what I mean?" "There's nothing clever about that." "That really hurt my feelings." "Is this what bullying is gonna do to her?" "this is not nearly as fun as I thought it was gonna be." "No." "I'll go talk to her." "Yeah." "Be brave." "(Mickey smacks lips)" "Is it safe to come in?" "What do you want? if you can believe it." "I can believe it." "Okay." "Great." "Then maybe i can be of some help." "What are we working with here?" "Wedgies?" "Swirlies?" "Sack taps?" "it's just some stupid cyberbullying." "What the hell is cyberbullying?" "but on the Internet." "You're letting a bunch of nerds pick on you with their computers?" "They're not nerds." "they're nerds if they're on the Internet." "Zoe." "whatever." "Why don't you just systematically destroy her?" "Isn't that what you do?" "I can't." "Why?" "okay?" "!" "O-okay." "that's all." "don't you have something better like the fact that even though you've had 70 years of practice? so I'm just gonna hit the road." "Mm." "How did it go? and then sewed me back up again." "Oh." "Let me ask you something." "Do I look 70?" "What? you know?" "Oh." "that's bleeding into our ecosystem." "no." "I cannot handle a meaner Sabrina." "then we are going to have to restore order for her." "Mm." "Is that your face or did scientists figure out a way to grow a ponytail on a meatball?" "(Both laugh) That's nice." "i got one." "mm-hmm." "You are like a can of tuna fish..." "Uh-huh." "That has far exceeded..." "Uh-huh." "Its expiration date." "(Laughs) good." "she smells." "Okay." "What are you doing on my laptop? we are feeding these cyberbully dicks with both barrels." "Mm." "What?" "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Let me see." "You're on my account." "Of course I'm on your account." "How else would I be you?" "my god. she had some real stinkers." "I..." "Are you looking at the tuna fish one?" "mine are funny." "You don't get it!" "Zoe stole my journal from my locker." "you-you keep a diary?" "it's a journal." "Oh." "Okay?" "she just blasted it all over the Internet!" "Hold on." "Calm down." "Okay?" "(Gasps) Calm down." "Let's see." "Is this you?" "rejected. riding a sea of my parents' mistakes." "(Cries) Ah." ""Who will love me?" "These sails will not." "The sea cannot." "The sky?" "(Sobs)" "The sky can only watch." Okay." "It was stream of consciousness!" "it reads as stream of consciousness." "I think it's..." "It's all class." "I... it's nice." "that is for sure." "both of you!" "Give me this!" "Oh." "You ruined my life!" "(Crying) did you know she was such an ugly crier?" "I'm not crying!" "Yeah." "(Softly):" "Okay." "The fish look sick." "(Scoffs)" "Can you believe this crap?" "What's not to believe? trying to convince you you're less of a human if you don't "smile like a star." "What are you blathering about?" "These so-called professionals use fear to convince us when in reality you could probably do it yourself." "a monkey could do it." "People don't do their own dental work because it's a specialized skill. but I prefer to have a plumber do it." "Do not get me started on plumbers." "little man." "all right?" "(Imitates explosion)" "I only have one cavity!" "really?" "the tooth jockey?" "Guess we better take his word for it." "Excuse me?" "doc." "If you saw the mess you'd know he's an idiot." "this is good." "Let's test this out." "Bet you this clown can't look in there and tell me which tooth is bothering me." "wow." "I assume it's your number 19 molar." "The black one." "That tooth needs to come out immediately." "Good guess." "Here comes the sell." "What's that gonna cost me?" "Nothing." "Your insurance should cover it." "You think he has insurance?" "500 without it. and we skip the part where you perform unnecessary surgery on me?" "I assure you it's necessary." "An infection like that could leach into your bloodstream and kill you." "then." "You can die from a tooth?" "Jimmy:" "Don't listen to this goofball." "dentists weren't even a thing." "Barbers took care of everything above the shoulders." "doctor? but it doesn't change the fact that tooth needs to come out." "Do it yourself for all I care." "maybe I will." "for all I care." "boys." "(Sabrina groans)" "Get up." "No." "Come on." "Pity party's over." "Let's go." "Leave me alone." "This is all your fault." "you can't stay here forever." "You've got to go back to school at some point." "I can't." "Nobody cares that you keep a diary." "It's a journal." "Whatever." "It doesn't matter." "It's not a big deal." "You don't get it." "Everybody used to fear and respect me." "Now they think I'm some sad sack of emotion." "come on." "don't say that." "I'm sure they still fear you." "You're the meanest person I've ever met." "I'm scared to come out of my room most mornings 'cause I don't know what you're gonna say to me." "Really?" "Yeah." "You know that time you told me my voice sounded fat?" "(Laughs) (Gasps) that was a good one." "That was a great one." "It's like you've got butter in your throat." "it doesn't make any sense to me. but that's the point;" "I've been thinking about it ever since." "you got in my head." "That's the bitch that's inside of you." "That's the bitch they need to see." "but how?" "By marching over to Zoe's house and tearing her ass to pieces." "I..." "Mm." "I guess i could do that." "you guess?" "Not good enough." "Let me hear you say it." "I'll tear her ass to pieces." "Happy?" "Happy?" "!" "I'm not happy." "'Cause that sounded like you wanted to go over there but that's not gonna do the trick." "This girl humiliated you." "What are you gonna do about it?" "I'm gonna tear her ass to pieces!" "That's what I'm talking about." "Then what are you gonna do?" "I'm gonna feed it to her." "I like it!" "Let's go get that diary." "doesn't matter!" "(Scanner beeping)" "In what world is this easier than going to a dentist?" "A cheaper one." "Do you have any idea how much an actual tank of nitrous costs?" "No." "How much?" "I don't know." "But a lot more than whipped cream. but it's still gonna give me the wah-wahs." "This is insane." "Let's just go back to the dentist." "absolutely not." "I'm trying to teach you guys all right?" "A little self-sufficiency." "Can you just teach us how to change a tire or something?" "I'm excited to see you rip your teeth out." "Ben." "let me tell you something." "Ben. right?" "house gone." "Mickey..." "They're gone." "Why?" "Because you ate them." "You had to." "Would you be able to do anything for yourself?" "that'll be $86.78." "that's a little bit more than I was intending to spend." "Why don't you go ahead and throw everything back vodka and pliers." "(Sniffs) Yeah." "Let's party." "* one more time from you * one more word to me..." "What are we listening to?" "Fight music." "Getting us jacked up for battle." "Ugh." "Why are they yelling?" "Are they angry 'cause they're bad musicians?" "just drink your speed demon." "I can't drink any more of this." "I feel like my heart's gonna explode." "Good." "That's right." "Means it's working." "you ready for this?" "Yes." "Yeah!" "Yeah?" "You ready for this?" "Yeah!" "It's go time." "(Music stops)" "What's with the ice?" "You'll see." "(Exhales) Yes!" "Ready?" "I'm ready!" "Yeah?" "All right." "okay?" "we just launch on her." "I got this!" "bitch!" "Uh... uh... what are you doing at my house?" "!" "Zoe!" "One second." "So you better give me my journal back before I beat your ass so hard you actually time-out!" "How 'bout that?" "!" "Oopsy." "Time-out." "Time-out." "Can you excuse us just for a second?" "C-can I have a word?" "What the hell are you doing?" "What do you mean?" "I'm gonna feed her her ass!" "you can't feed her her ass." "Why not? in a wheelchair." "What does that have to do with it?" "It has everything to do with it." "You can't beat up a disabled person." "Says who?" "Says everybody." "That's a rule." "that is so archaic." "She deserves to be treated just like everybody else." "get out of here." "I will never understand your generation." "What is there to understand?" "How is this..." "I'm gonna get going. bye." "no!" "(Groans)" "Mickey!" "You left out the part where her legs don't work!" "Let's go!" "let me have it." "How bad is it?" "like an old drawer that you haven't cleared out; be too painful." "that is humiliating." "Mm-hmm." "alba." "Okay?" "okay." "Mickey saved me half a tuna fish sandwich last night." "That small gesture is the most gracious thing anyone has done since my parents abandoned me." "that sandwich was for Jimmy." "Oh." "But I'm really glad that it brightened up... what seemed to be a tough day... okay?" "Just screw it." "okay?" "There is no plan b." "(Sighs)" "I might as well just kill myself." "that's not a terrible idea." "no." "but the threat of it? and no one would mess with you no more." "but suicide's more sad than crazy." "murder-suicide." "yeah." "There we go;" "Nobody's messing with that." "Jim Jones crazy." "train wreck." "Like Britney crazy." "of course you do." "because she's perfect." "Mm." "And she's currently enjoying a great second act." "Yeah." "I think you might be onto something here." "boys." "School's in session." "(Inhales deeply)" "This is as good as I'll ever be." "Maybe your tooth hurts 'cause you're eating too much whipped cream." "Ben." "I'm sucking the nitrous out of the can." "Can I have some?" "No." "Not until your brain is fully developed." "Talk to me when you're 13." "(Inhales deeply)" "All right." "I could rip the tongue out of my own mouth." "Pliers." "boys." "* wrong tooth." "You got to get the black one." "okay?" "I just can't see inside my own mouth." "Okay." "You know what?" "You do it." "No way." "I'm not getting anywhere near that thing." "I'll do it." "it's probably better." "This red-headed gumdrop will bungle it anyway." "Give me the..." "Give me the pliers." "yeah." "There we go." "There's hope for you yet." "(Inhales deeply)" "before the high wears off." "Got this." "Ow!" "Come on." "I can't get it!" "It's too slimy and scummy!" "you got to clamp down on it!" "I got it." "yeah." "Now grip it and rip it." "All right." "three!" "(Gurgles)" "(Screaming)" "(All screaming)" "Painkiller!" "Painkiller!" "(Screaming continues)" "I'm sorry!" "This is what happens when we try to fix it!" "Get the keys!" "Get the keys!" "Get the keys!" "We need a professional." "It'll grow back." "(Clippers buzzing)" "It'll grow back." "hang on!" "What are you doing?" "What do you mean?" "I'm doing Britney." "ho-hold on." "just for a second." "Why? the old wires got a little criss-crossed." "I see now that you were thinking shaved head Britney." "Yeah." "Only problem is." "we kind of had you know?" "(Footsteps approaching) What's going on?" "Just know that I'm very sorry for what's about to happen." "What?" "Okay?" "there's the crazy bitch." "Take her away." "Cop:" "Sabrina Pemberton?" "Yeah?" "We're placing you under involuntary psychiatric care." "Mm." "What?" "You 5150'd me?" "yeah." "I'm gonna need you to put down that weapon and come with us." "look." "It's a shaver." "I mean... what?" "Let me go!" "I'm not crazy!" "You're all crazy!" "everybody's crazy but her." "Get your hands off!" "This is... ow!" "Mickey:" "Whoo!" "authentic." "Nice." "(Calmly):" "No." "That's... that's good." "Mickey?" "Hmm?" "Thanks for the sandwich." "You got it." "I think that went great." "let's go inside you need to take your hands off me." "that I was wrong?" "That I'm wrong and you're right? he could really use the help;" "I'll even pay for it." "I'm a pediatric dentist." "This man needs an oral surgeon!" "I believe in you!" "Sir?" "let go of me!" "(Gurgles) Oh." "god!" "(Groaning) it burns!" "Oh!" "Oh." "You got it in my mouth!" "Come on!" "Come here!" "(Engine starts) Come on." "Get out." "Get out of the car." "Come on!" "bones crack)" "(Screams)" "My hand!" "(Screams) you sadistic bastard!" "Ah!" "You crushed me." "Chip:" "Oh." "(Screams)" "(Elevator bell dings) There she is!" "Welcome back." "you looking..." "Rested." "H-how was your stay?" "I'm never talking to you two again." "Do you have any idea what I saw in there?" "A woman threatened to cut off her own breasts." "Mickey:" "Mm." "Shoot." "you should come 'cause I think you're gonna be pleasantly surprised." "Sabrina." "I'm so sorry about everything." "I just want us to be friends again." "Here's your journal." "Zoe." "I forgive you." "and I'm not mad at you." "You're not?" "No." "my... (Chuckles)" "Of course not." "It would be such a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you." "The truth is..." "I pity you." "Oh." "thanks." "You're welcome." "(Chuckles softly) let's go." "*" "(sighs)" "I fear for her friends." "better them than us." "the bitch is back. (Laughs) What'd you say?" "I didn't say nothing." "I didn't hear anything." "No." "That's what I thought." "(Sighs)" "(Sighs)" "(Tires screech)" "You got to help me." "He got an appointment?" "Sabrina:" "I'm not crying!"