"¶ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ¶ [scream]" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ¶" "¶ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "¶" "¶ Camp!" "Lakebottom!" "¶ [screams]" "McGEE:" "Dear Mom, Iknewthewildlifehere  at Lakebottom would be different,butthisisnuts ." "[wolf howling]" "McGEE:" "That's when the voice said..." "Get out now!" "The killer pineapple is inside the outhouse!" "[screams]" "That almost scared the life back into me!" "I'm never gonna eat pineapple in the outhouse again!" "[laughs] [yawns]" "Nothing?" "Come on Gretch." "We're camping on Screech Island." "There's gotta be something here that scares you." "Nope." "How about..." "This?" "Nope." "[screams] This?" "Nope." "Now THAT'S gotta scare you?" "Nope..." "Like I said, noth- [squeaking]" "Chip...munk..." "CHIPMUNK!" "Good night guys!" "Uh, I think I'll hit the sack." "What was that all about...?" "Whatever, good night!" "[chipmunk squeaking] [teeth chattering] [panting]" "[birds chirping] [blows horn]" "Rise and scream, campers!" "Well rested and ready to explore!" "Ugh." "Didn't sleep a wink." "Now that's scary... [shivers] [gasps]" "Whoa, who wrecked our stuff?" "[squeaks]" "Hello little guy." "Want a peanut?" "It!" "It did this!" "[squeaks]" "Uh, Gretch?" "That's a chipmunk." "You know, fuzzy, cute, chipmunky..." "Don't let the cuteness fool you." "Look into its demonic eyes." "Uh, Gretch there's no way" "ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?" "That stripy creep tore up our camp!" "Get real." "Something a lot huger than a chipmunk made this bite." "Don't you get it?" "They're thieves, hoarders, liars." "They have expandable cheeks." "That chipmunk is evil!" "[squeaks]" "Good one, Gretch!" "Ya really had me there!" "Awe he's just a cute chipmunk!" "All he wants is a little something to eat." "BE careful Squirt!" "He's deadly." "[burp]" "HE HAS AN APETITE FOR BLOOD!" "Whoa, you really are afraid." "Chipper wouldn't hurt anyone." "Would you boy?" "Come on, just feed the chipmunk." "It won't bite." "[thinking] Okay..." "Icando this." "[squeaks]" "The awesome power of friendship." "Here little evil chipmunk..." "Nice evil chipmunk." "[heart pounding]" "Don't rip my arm off, little evil chipmunk." "[screams] I can't do this!" "[screams]" "Uh, Gretch?" "Not the best hiding place." "[Gretchen screams]" "It's gonna eatmealiiive!" "[screams]" "Worst case of Chipmunkaphobia I've ever seen..." "Actually, it's the only one." "[screams]" "[squeaking] [panting]" "[groans]" "I told dad to get the power windows." "[clears throat] Hey everybody!" "Check me out!" "What do you want, Buttsquat?" "Where's McGee and the rest of Camp Loserbottom?" "I want to see them drool over my new chopper!" "Ve vill never talk." "Ve are like brick valls, iron girders, stone towers..." "We gave a solemn promise not to reveal their whereabouts." "Really?" "Not even for club-sized Vital Baboon hair gel?" "[¶]" "Screech Island." "Camping trip." "Haha!" "Gotcha suckers!" "Some brick vall." "What?" "It's hard to get decent hair products out here!" "[squeaks] [whistling]" "Here, Chipper!" "Chipper!" "Stop feeding the chipmunk!" "It's evil, I tell ya." "But there's not much to eat around here." "Then let it STARVE!" "[loud roar]" "Something with a mighty big appetite must live on this island." "And it's got chubby cheeks, beady little eyes and a dried up, black heart of evil." "[echoes] ...evil...evil." "[laughter] [screams]" "Hey Bottom Dwellers, where are yooou?" "¶ Come out, come out wherever you are ¶" "¶ and see my insanely cool chopper... ¶ [rustling]" "Is that you, McLoser McGee?" "¶ I seeeez you ¶ [loud roar] [screams] [screams]" "That, campers, is a terror scream." "We zombies hear a lot of those." "[screams] Chipmunk!" "Like I said, we hear a lot of those..." "I'm outta here!" "Aw come on, relax, Gretchen!" "[calls out] Here, Chipper, chipper... [gasp] [screams]" "Our boat!" "Okay, that's not good." "Don't you see?" "It's one step ahead of us!" "We're trapped!" "Trapped, I tell ya!" "Come on, Gretch." "You gotta drop it!" "[sniffs] What is it, Squirt?" "[sniffs] [whispers] There's something there!" "And it's coming this way!" "So why aren't we going the other way?" "[squeaks] [screams]" "Don't listen to it... [squeaks]" "Guys!" "Chipper knows where it's safe." "Follow that chipmunk!" "Guys!" "No!" "It's a trap!" "[rustling]" "Wait for me!" "Hmmm..." "he's gone." "Anybody know where we are?" "[loud gasps]" "Hi losers!" "[screams] [chipmunk squeaking]" "We're doomed!" "Here, Chipper, Chipper... [loud roar] [screams]" "[screams]" "He's a man eating machine!" "Maybe it's not out for blood." "[screams] Sawyer!" "You were right, Gretch." "It is an evil, monster chipmunk from the underworld!" "YA THINK?" "[squeaking]" "Okay, it's just the three of us..." "Gaaaah!" "Okay, just the two of us." "Gaah!" "Okay, it's just me!" "What about me?" "Okay Buttsquat!" "And what do you think WE do about it?" "Uh, uh, I'll stay here, and be the look out while you go and rescue everyone?" "Like I said, I'm all alone!" "Hey, Chipper." "Give me back my friends!" "Okay I'm done doing look out!" "Come back and save me first!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "[gasp]" "I'm coming for ya, Sawyer!" "Gotcha!" "Oh, woops!" "I'm coming for the rest of ya, Sawyer!" "Okay!" "Now I gotcha!" "[growling]" "Squirt!" "Get Buttsquat outta here." "That chopper is our only way off this island." "About time!" "See ya losers!" "Wh-whoa!" "You guys take Sawyer - I'll hold off the rat!" "[growling] [growling]" "Ya!" "Hey look!" "A peanut!" "That'll teach ya to mess with Camp Lakebottom!" "[growling]" "Hey, who chomped my awesome chopper?" "Ooooh, right." "[rustling]" "I bought us some time, let's go!" "Go where?" "The chipmunk had my rotors for dinner!" "[growling] [loud roar]" "Do something McGee!" "How are we gonna fix those blades?" "Like this!" "Thank you Sawyer!" "Always happy to lend a hand and a leg." "[chuckles]" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "[loud roaring]" "Whoa!" "[roar] [screams]" "Bad Chipper!" "Bad!" "He won't stop till he eats us all!" "We're never gonna make it!" "We need to lose the dead weight!" "Gretchen!" "[McGee's voice echoes] Justfeedthechipmunk..." "Just feed the chipmunk..." "Hey Chipper." "Hey boy." "Want a peanut?" "I did it!" "Now get off my helicopter!" "[screams]" "Now that's the Gretchen we know and love!" "ALL:" "Yaaaaay, Gretchen!" "You know...we'd still be trapped on Screech Island if it wasn't for my awesome new helicopter!" "Time to feed another rodent..." "BUTTSQUAT:" "Ow!" "Enoughwiththepeanuts!" "Ah, hey!" "Ugh!" "OW!" "Incoming!" "McGEE:" "DearMom," "In some countries getting bird pooponyouisgood luck ." "Guess I'm one lucky guy." "[farting]" "Let's go, campers." "It's not going to shake itself!" "I dunno Sawyer..." "I don't think this is gonna work." "[grunting] [farting] [farts] See?" "Eeeauw!" "Best batch of bird poop yet!" "There's more on me than in that basket." "I'd give anything for a poop proof sweater." "Please tell me this isn't for Rosebud's pancake mix." "This poop's not for eating, silly!" "It's for the most splendiferous, monumental, monster holiday ever!" "It's DOO DOO DAY!" "[¶]" "¶ It comes from above in a flourish of feathers. ¶" "¶ The most joyous and gruesome of all get-togethers!" "¶" "¶ It's Doo Doo Day, It's Doo Doo Day!" "¶" "¶ It's the fowl family poo dayyy - ¶" "¶ -dayyy!" "¶" "Vat?" "Doo Doo Day?" "As in, doo doo?" "It's whatever you want it to be." "I choose to believe that it's Doo Doo as in the glorious hair-doo of the magical Permadactyl!" "The perma-what-?" "Ooh the Great Permadactyl flies down from the sky." "If we show our gratitude and if we make her feel welcome Und butter her up the wazoo with compliments..." "Then, she rewards every monster with special eggs containing the best... presents... ever!" "PRESENTS?" "I'M IN!" "Hold your Hoofskis." "We've never had campers for Doo Doo Day before." "You must respect our traditions." "Wha?" "Me?" "Not respectful?" "Come on!" "No one is a bigger respecter of presents," "I mean, traditions than me." "Right guys?" "Pleasee..." "Huh." "Please..." "Pwetty Pweasee..." "UGH, FINE!" "You can join us for the celebration." "[cheering] [sings] ¶ We're getting presents ¶" "I'm afraid I make a huge mistake..." "Ugh..." "YA THINK?" "¶ Nothing is better than presents. ¶" "High five!" "YEAH!" "Now that's a doo doo joke!" "Funny." "Reaal funny." "Permadactyl's gonna love our traditional Doo Doo Day nest." "More hay please!" "Huh." "It's good." "But you know what would make it great?" "What, more help?" "Nope!" "More everything!" "It's nice seeing a camper full of the Doo Doo Day spirit." "Oh, he's full of it alright." "Woaah ho!" "Now that's a Doo Doo Day nest!" "Hey Armand!" "Need a hand?" "No thank you, McGee." "The Permadactyl's runway carpet is complete!" "Hm, or is it?" "After all, a runway needs... landing lights!" "Shoo shoo, you pesky plane!" "This is for the Permadactyl!" "[humming]" "Does this Doo Doo Day garland have enough belly button lint?" "When it comes to the holidays, enough is never enough!" "[laughs]" "Innie, outie, ahaha innie, outie." "Ah!" "Yay, outie!" "Nothing too good for presents..." "I mean, the Permadactyl!" "Can I get a "Yay"?" "[cheering]" "Wow!" "You guys should try this!" "Barf!" "These eggs are rotten." "Und this cream is curdled." "Perfect for the traditional egg-bog!" "Hmm, this egg bog is not revolting enough!" "KEEP PEDDLING!" "Heck yeah!" "Bumper Beaters!" "Whoa!" "Gross stuff and presents." "Ah this holiday is awesome!" "Oh yeah." "You're the King of Doo Doo all right." "[laughs]" "We need more hair for the traditional" "Doo Doo Day Doo Doo Wigs." "No problemo!" "Hmm..." "No WAY!" "Come on, guys!" "Where's your Doo Doo Day spirit?" "[snoring]" "Bed." "Now." "Sleep." "How can you sleep?" "It's time to hang our Doo Doo Day Stinky Meat Socks." "EW!" "See I covered mine in blue cheese and left it out in the sun all day." "Happy Doo Doo Day Eve, guys!" "Doo Doo Day." "[¶]" "[¶]" "HAPPY DOO DOO DAY!" "My meat sock's full of flies!" "That's good..." "I think." "Happy Doo Doo Day everyone!" "Happy Doo Doo Day, McGee!" "What he said." "Happy Doo Doo Day, campers!" "Dactyl wigs for all!" "Not gonna happen." "But Gretch you have to!" "Or we won't get our amazing presents!" "Is that why you're being such a Doo Doo Day ding dong?" "Presents?" "No!" "Maybe!" "Mostly!" "Awe, come on Gretchen, just put on the wig please?" "Move it!" "Doo Doo Day waits for no one!" "Yayyy!" "When in Doo Doo, do as the doo doos do." "¶ It's Doo Doo Day, It's Doo Doo Day!" "¶" "¶ It's the fowl family poo dayyy!" "¶ [squawking] It's him, or her, or it!" "Nope..." "Nope." "There!" "There she is!" "Happy Doo Doo Day, Permadactyl!" "Bring on the prezzies!" "Remember campers, you must flatter the Permadactyl!" "[cheering]" "Presents!" "Beautiful birdie." "Oh your mullet is magnificent!" "[squawks]" "I made your favourite:" "Egg Bog und Cookies." "With extra maggots!" "[gulps and belches]" "Isn't he absolutely majestic?" "Well, that vest is pretty rad." "[giggles]" "Permadactyl, I totally get why it's called Doo Doo Day... 'cause that hairdoo is doo doo awesome!" "Haha!" "[majestic music] [grunts] [angelic music]" "Haha, just what I've always wanted!" "A pony with a sharp forehead!" "What every Sasquatch dreams of!" "Oh!" "New designer zombie wear!" "It vill be like cooking for ze gods!" "Dreams CAN come true!" "Ahh baby!" "Time to get what I always wished for." "Best." "Present." "Ever?" "What's this?" "Are you kidding me?" "[shrill squawk]" "Hehe, Sorry." "He's a human." "He doesn't know what he's saying." "Does this look like a bike to you?" "Quiet!" "This is the LAMEST gift ever!" "[shrill squawk]" "There, there permadactyl... no need to get hot under the collar." "Who would wanna get caught in a nerd catcher like this?" "[shrill squawk]" "Okie, dokie." "Time to run!" "So the bird took off, what's the big deal?" "Der big deal is you have doomed us all!" "That "cuckoo" has wiped out entire suburbs for less than what you just did." "Taken out?" "How?" "I think we're about to find out!" "Take cover, campers!" "Der trench isn't ready!" "[loud explosions]" "I just had my fur dry cleaned!" "McGee stop!" "The Permadactyl's after you!" "Anyone close to you is going..." "DOWN!" "Sorry, Gretch..." "No..." "GET DOWN!" "Ha!" "Looks like I hit that one out of the p " "Gretchen!" "Eeew!" "Well at least it's not a flying elephant..." "It comes from above in a flourish of feathers." "The most joyous and gruesome of all get togethers." "No!" "Squirt, get out of there!" "Leave my friends alone, you flea-bitten bag of feathers!" "Ahh!" "I hate it when Gretchen's right." "[Squirt whimpering]" "Way to go, McGee." "It's Poopmageddon out there thanks to you." "It's not my fault that bird blew its tail feathers." "Actually it's totally your fault." "Okay, I wanted the best present ever!" "It's all I could think about." "Is that so wrong?" "ALL:" "Yes!" "I'm sorry guys." "I put you all in danger and ruined Doo Doo Day." "You forgot about being a selfish, bossy dumbat." "Ah, how can I forget that." "I'm gonna fix this... somehow!" "[shrill squawk] It's too late!" "The Permadactyl's gonna take out the whole camp just to get at you!" "Run for it!" "[shrill squawk]" "No!" "My friends have nothing to do with this!" "I'm the one you want." "Hey, Permy - come and get me!" "[shrill squawk]" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Ugh!" "YES!" "[shrill squawk] [panting]" "Wait!" "I'm wearing my wonderful sweater!" "See?" "Run, McGee!" "No, no more running." "I deserve this... for friends, for camp, for everything... [farts]" "THANKS FOR THE PRESENT!" "It's a Doo Doo Day miracle!" "Hey, this is the poop-proof sweater I asked for!" "Awesome!" "[shrill squawk]" "I get doo-doo day now, it isn't about the presents, it's about being grateful!" "[coos quietly] [cheering]" "Sorry, guys, for all the trouble I've caused..." "Thank you Permadactyl!" "This is the best." "Gift." "EVER!" "¶ It comes from above in a flourish of feathers. ¶" "¶ The most joyous and gruesome of all get-togethers!" "¶" "¶ It's Doo Doo Day, It's Doo Doo Day. ¶" "(singing terribly) ¶ It's the foul family ¶" "¶ poo dayyy!" "¶" "Vat?" "This is the part of the holidays I like." "Yup." "And I can't wait for next year!" "Oops."