"Mmmm." "That was good." "Now I need to find a sink- my hands have cheese powder on them." "I can't just wipe them off on somebody else's lab coat like I normally do." "Well, I could use the dead guy's lab coat, but that's not sanitary." "Feeling up dead people is how you get germs." "Where am I going?" "I guess I'll check out that office." "Oh!" "Is that a shotgun?" "Who keeps a shotgun and extra ammo in their office?" "That's hardcore." "Who's the sheriff, now?" "Yeah!" "I could do this all day." "I need to find some more stuff to shoot." "Shooting the dead bodies would look cool, but I don't wanna get that stuff on me." "Oh, what about that locked door?" "I'll make a new door with this baby." "Call me Ali Baba." "Open sesame!" "*shotgun blasts*" "Fine, then." "Close sesame!" "Man, three rounds of buck-shot point blank." "What the hell?" "It's like one of those doors from "Looney Tunes;" where they blow up the whole building but the door's still standing." "I bet it's locked on both sides and nobody has the key." "Let's see." "Can I climb up this?" "I don't think I can." "Those edges are slanted." "So even if I could reach it, I'd just slide right off." "You'd think they don't want people climbing the elevator shaft." "Well there's a ladder." "I can" " I can jump that." "I'm gonna need a running start, though." "This right here is why you should eat "Wheaties" in the morning." "I guess any breakfast is better for you than the two shots of vodka I had." "Whatever, let's do this." "Hoogasaka, hoogasaka, hoo-- oh shit oh shit oh shi- *splat* *flatline*" "*HEV suit*:" "HEV activated." "Automatic medical systems engaged." "Major fracture detected." "Internal bleeding detected" "Emergency" " User death imminent."