"I'm hank." "I was your typicalemergency room doctor, until I got fired." "He let a billionaire hospitaltrustee die to save some kidoff the street." " I made a judgment call." " You made a mistake." "This is my brother." "I'm evan R.Lawson, cpa." "He took me away from mytroubles and to the hamptons." "And suddenlyI had a chance to become a whole new kind of doctor." "Turns out the wealthyand not so wealthy out here could use a guywho makes house calls." "So I got a second chance to dowhat I do best." "So... so... so that happened, finally." "Not that I wasgetting impatient.I just meant that--did--never mind." "Boy, I'm relieved." "That it finally happened." "No, that you're even worse at having thisconversation than I am." "Happy to help out." "I gotta ask,what is that tattoo about?" "It's from my crazy days." "You know,sowing my wild oats, acting on impulse?" "You know how it is." "Not really." "Wait, you're telling methat you never went through a rebellious phase?" "I didn't go to an ivy leaguemed school.Does that count?" "You have to have a rebelliousphase, hank.Everybody does." "I disagree.I mean, why?" "So you can have an awkwardconversation about it the morningafter you sleep with someone." "Well, we were doing thatjust fine before all this." "Now that we agree on." "I can think of something elsewe will definitely agree on." "Breakfast in bed." "No, that's too much trouble." "But a couple of bowls, spoons,a box, and some milk." "Okay.You're right, that isn'tany trouble at all." "See?" "Was that so hard?" "Tucker.What's going on?" "Uh, I know this is kind ofan aggressive move showing up at your doorstep, butI have an aggressive dilemma." "Uh, you know what,why don't we go outside, okay?" "Come on." "$87." "Wow,that's more than I spent buying women cocktailslast night." "Keep it, man." "Ciao." "I really need a car." "Why would you think libby'scheating on you?" "Because, after she borrowedmy laptop, there were pregnancy websitesin the browser history, and she's been moody,and she's been tired, and her chestal area, has undergone, like,an extreme growth spurt." "And, how is it you know theseare pregnancy indicators?" "From the pregnancy websites." "You read them too?" "You know, when in rome." "Okay, look,even if she is pregnant, that doesn't meanshe's cheating on you." "Well, it doesif we've never slept together." "Oh, yeah, it kinda does." "I love her, hank." "Or I--or, I did." "Then talk to her." "And listen to what she says, even if it isn'twhat you want to hear." "'Cause maybe this isa misunderstanding and maybe it's not, but, either way,you can't solve it alone." "Well, good morning, jill." "Good morning." "Um, have you seen hank?" "He's outside, in an embm." "Early morning business meeting." "Looks likeyou had fun last night." "Looks like hank did too." "I'd expect a more maturereaction from someone eating fruity puffs." "Actually, fruity puffsare high in calcium." "They help strengthen your bonesand teeth." " That's the milk." " Really?" "Yeah, really." "Boy, these are horriblefor you." " Hey, jill." " Jesus." "Tucker, hi.How are you?" "Uh, in an existential crisis.You?" "Wait for it." "It's urgent." "Uh, is-may ewberg-nay?" "Ms.Newparts newberg?" "Hell of an encryption system." "I'm operatingon very little sleep." "I'll let you guysget to work." "I'll walk you to your car." "So, yeah, we've neverofficially met, but I've heard a lot about you." "Evan R.Lawson, cfo of hankmed." "Tucker bryant, 16." "Cool." "So that's your ferrarioutside, huh?" "Yeah, one of them." "Oh, my god,that must be nice." "Last night,I was at this club, I was hitting on the hottestgirl there-- like, by far, the hottest girl there." "She was a model from wilhemina, and I was right about to closethe deal, like, right, right, right there, and then she foundout I didn't have a car." " You know what she said?" " Wait, hold-you don't have a car?" "That's exactly what she said." "Like, even the way she said it." "I heard that like three timeslast night." "Well, listen,dad does a lot of business with bridgehampton motors." "Tell them marshall bryantsent you." " They'll hook you up." " Really?" " Yeah." " Thanks, man." "No problem, dude." "It was niceto meet you, I gotta go." "You know what?" "Uh, let me return the favor by dropping some of my lady-knowledge on you." "Your "lady-knowledge"?" "Yeah, knowledge about ladies.Not just stuff ladies know.You know, lady-knowledge.You know, I get around." "Without a car?" "Let's not dwell on that, okay?" "Let's just move past that." "Thank heaven you're here." "Oh, sore throat, cough, fever,mucous." "It started a couple of days agoand I'm worried, hank." "She's my right hand and my leftand sometimes my brain." "Esperanza, I told youto go to bed." "You should be convalescing,not cleaning." "And let your tchotchkesgo undusted?" "How could I live with myself?" "And I told you,I don't need a doctor." "Hank is more than a doctor.He's family." "Now sit down and I'm going toget you something to drink." "All right, esperanza.Let me have a look at you." "Why don't you sit downover here?" "Okay, would you openyour mouth, please?" "Deep breath in." "Out." "And again." "I hear cracklingin the right base." "Sounds like pneumonia." "101.2." "Okay, rest, fluids,some antibiotics, and you'll be back on your feetin no time." "No time is too much time." "I need to be betterby tomorrow to help ms.Newbergwith the event." "You need to stay in bed." "It's a religious riteof passage, and it's important to her." "She needs me, and I'm not going tolet her down." "Yeah.One sec, esperanza." "If she exerts herselfin this condition, we'll be back herein 24 hours looking ata more severe case." "I mean, there has to be a waywe can help her." "A liter of fibrocedextrosein normal saline, two milligramsmagnesium sulfate, 100 mils thiamine,a mil of folic acid." " Banana bag." " Exactly." "If it gets me on my feet,I'll eat six bags." "Esperanza, you don't need todo anything but lie there." "You sound like my husband." "Okay." "Find a place to hang it." "Okay, you're all set." "I'll check on you tomorrow." "The doctor says I'll be okayby tomorrow." "Oh, hank.My man.My miracle worker." "You're always there for me." "Cometo the bark mitzvah, I insist." "I'm sorry,did you say "bark" mitzvah." "Yes, for our good little boykoufax." "Tomorrow, he's a man." "But today, he's a dog?" "Nevertheless, he's family." "My husband was jewish, and this is how we agreedto raise the children." "So, you'll come?" "Uh, mostly to keep an eyeon esperanza, and to see your dogbecome a man." "Royal Pains Season 01 Episode 06" "Ous, but I bet they don't make a bowl of cereal like I do." "I bet they make it faster." "Again, I'm sorry about that." "And again, it's okay.It's not like you wanna be interrupted." "Right." "*************" "Or is it?" "What I haven't told you is this isn't actually a phone." "It's an alarm that's set to go off whenever I get dangerously relaxed." "I'm sorry, I got to do a follow-up." "It's okay." "Oh, hey, to you want to go to a party tomorrow?" "What kind of party?" "A bark mitzvah." "A what mitzvah?" "Yeah, it's when a jewish dog turns 13 and is required to-I'm not seriously trying to explain this." "It's a party.I gotta go.I will call you later." "Bye." "Good morning, ms.Casey." "Dr.Adams." "See you at the board meeting later?" "Oh, you know I love a good board meeting." "Now tell me, was that hank lawson you were having breakfast with just now?" "Do you know him?" "I know he had a fairly easy time borrowing our mri truck." "I know you offered him the er job, which he turned down, and I know that you and i have been down this road before, jill." "And which road is that, dr.Adams?" "One with your personal life on one side, your professional life on the other, and a very thin blurry line running down the middle." "Just pick a lane, ms.Casey." "It's safer that way." "So why don't you just drop meat the dealership, do your follow-up call, and pickme up on your way back?" "Because that would deprive usof valuable bonding time." "Okay.Great.Cool, what would- evan, it's because they'rein opposite directions." "I was being sarcastic." "Yeah, right." "Yeah, well,it's hard to tell with your accent sometimes,so, uh, that's cool." "Sorry." "It's locked." "Hello, ms.Day?" "Oh, yes?" "Hi, we're from hankmed.I'm divya katdare, and this is- evan R.Lawson, hi, cfo.Nice to meet you." "Divya katdare?" "What are the odds?" "What are the odds of what?" "Your mother hired me to helpplan your engagement party." "Your what?" "Evan, go wait in the car." "I just got the mock-up ofthe invitation." "Where is it?" "Ah, here we go." "I'm sure you are mistaken." "You're saying there are twodivya katdare's in the hamptons?" "Yeah, the odds of thatwould be real- evan, go wait in the car." "So I'm going to gowait in the car.It's been a pleasuremeeting you, though.Bye." "Look, I'm sorryif I spoke out of turn." "Quite all right, it--evan!" " Yeah?" "All right." " Car!" "If you want, um,this one's extra." "You can take it and decideif you like the design." "Thank you, ms.Day, but I'msure whatever my mother selects will be perfectly acceptable." "Now, let's listento your lungs, shall we?" "Antoine was asleepwhen you came." "Otherwise, I would havehad you look in on him then." "I thought he was just jet-laggedbut apparently he's sick too." "And who exactly is antoine?" "He's my tunisian decorator." "Oh, he's fabulous." "And he's family,just like you." "Antoine, meet hank,my on-call magician." "How long have you felt sick?" "A week, perhaps." "Antoine travels the world, searching for only the mostfabulous things for my houses." "Coming from paris,I was seated in the last row of the business class,next to the curtain." "But the germs,they do not respect the curtain." "Yeah, germs are like that." "Would you breathe in for me?" "And again?" "Well, I know you weren'tsearching for it, but what you've found is thisfabulous case of pneumonia that's going around." "This explains why it's beenso painful when I smoke." "No.No smoking, antoine." "And no party tomorrow, either.Just rest.You're probablystill contagious." "No smoking, no drinking,alone in bed." "I am a disgrace to france." "*********" "Can you get post traumaticstress disorder from sticker shock?" "Only if you can affordthe car." "Otherwise, it's just calleddelusions of grandeur." "Look, what you heard backthere, I want you to forget it." "Understood?" "Um, I would, like,I really want to, except this invitationkeeps reminding me." "You rifled througha patient's file, evan?" "No, I did not." "It was sticking out of a folder that you threw in my lap,actually, and P.S., It's not rifling, if you knowwhat you're looking for." "Whatever it is you thinkthat you know about me, you know nothing." "Well if that was some kind ofjedi mind trick, it didn't work because I stillknow you're engaged." "You couldn't possiblyunderstand my situation." "Frankly, sometimes I don'tunderstand it." "But please, just let it go." "Why are you so clinical?" "Divya, it's not a "situation," it's a wedding." "It's two people in love,forcing their friends to dance to we are family." "You know, it's sacr-wait a minute, is thisan arranged marriage?" "Why?" "Why, because I'm indian?" "Wow, that's quitean unenlightened stereotype." "Yes,it's a strategic marriage." "I knew it.I can't believe it." "Like, have you even metthis guy?" "Rajan bandy--bandiopad--ban--bandyopad." "Bandyopadhyay." "Yeah, I would've got it." "Of course I've met him." "Well, that's good." "Oh, my god,is he buying you?" "Is this, like,a mail-order thing?" " No!" " Oh, thank god." "I grew up with him.And he is wonderful." "And handsome.Smart.Successful.Kind." "Do you want to marry him?" "You're the first personwho's asked me that." "People don't usuallyask questions they don'twant the answers to." "Thank you." "And evan?" "Yeah?" "If you breathe a wordof this to anyone, I will find a medicallyplausible way to kill you and get away with it." "Is newberg's dog 13in people years or dog years?" "You know, I was wonderingthe same thing till I realized,it's a dog party, and we have better thingsto think about." "Hello.Can you hear me?" "Wherethe hell are my yarmulkes?" "Yarmulkes, the beanieswithout the propellers." "Ms.Newberg!" "Shalom and, uh, mazel tov." "Thank you so muchfor having us." "Yes it is." "It is long, trust me." "Ah, hey!" "I believe you knowjill casey." " Hello, ms.Newberg." " Of course." "I didn't knowyou two were a couple." "Well, we're--not." "Well, it looks like you mighthave some things to discuss." "Uh, yeah." "So how's esperanza doing?" "Tip top, thanks to you." "You saved us again." "You feel a little warm." "That's because I'm simmeringwith excitement." "This is a big day for koufax." "Yes it is.Mazel ruff." "Hey, tucker." " Oh, evan." " What's up, man?" "Nothing." "Good to see you.You a friendof the family or something?" "Yeah, kind of.Fleming and koufax were inobedience class together, so  fleming?" " Libby's dog." "But fleming is his name?" "Yeah, it's like the guywho invented penicillin." "Of course, wow." "So didyou, uh, take my advice?" "No, man.I cannot riflethrough her stuff." "Again, it's not riflingif you know what you're l-okay, dude, if you don'ttrust her enough to snoop because you think you're goingto find something bad, you don't trust her at all." "Which means that the real insult would beto not go through her stuff." "Hi." "Here.Show some respect." "How many are the thingsyou have made, o lord." "The fish of the sea,the beasts of the field, the birds of the air..." "About before, withthe couple thing- what couple thing?" "The us couple thing?" "I thought there was nous couple thing." "You're mad." "Mad?" "No, I'm not mad.I'm just confused." "It's just, do we reallyneed a label?" "Will the bark mitzvah boyplease come up?" "Yeah, I like labels.They letme know what things are." "Find an ice pack.I need my bag." "Breathe out." "Okay,your lungs sound awful." "Just like antoine'sand esperanza's did." "What does that mean?" "It means you ought to endthis party and go to bed." "These are not breath mints,are they?" "Sorry, dude." "Um, what are you doing there,tucker?" "Yeah, actually,what are you doing?" "Are you insane?" "Give me that." "You owe me an explanation." "I think you owe mean apology." "What are youdoing with birth control?" "What are you doinggoing through my purse?" "Finding birth control,for one thing." "A woman's purseis sacrosanct, tucker." "It's a virtual extensionof her person." "How can I trust you now?" "Oh that's really, really funnyyou should say that, libby, because I was just wonderingthe same exact thing." "Okay, so, guys, um, now thatwe've established the fact that we have trust issues- who the hell are you?" "I'm evan R.Lawson,cfo of hankmed." "I'm going to leave you to it,so, tucker, talk later." "How's ms.Newberg doing?" "Dehydrated,feverish, coughing, and insisting the partycontinue without her." "So, can we talk about things?" "Okay." "My job isn't like yours, hank." "I deal with perception, and with a small community wherepeople might wonder if my relationship with youcould compromise my judgment." "Well, does it compromiseyour judgment?" " No." " Okay, so then who careswhat people think?" "I know I shouldn't,but I do." "My ex was a local doctor too." "So he's a doctorand I'm a doctor.That doesn't make me him." "But I'm the same person, making goodprofessional choices, bad personal ones,and paying the price for it, and, at some point, I may justneed to learn from my mistakes." "Oh, okay, so nowwe're a mistake." "No, it's a long story,and we don't have time for long stories right now." "Okay,so what are you saying?" "For now, I'd just liketo keep us between us." "Hank!" "What happened?" "She started coughingand passed out." "She told me yesterdayshe's a diabetic.Where is her blood sugarequipment?" "Ah, on the kitchen counter.The insulin's in the fridge." "I'll get it." "Next to the botox." "Breath's fruity." "Because of fruit?" "No, because she's a diabeticin ketoacidosis." "Help me get her up." "All right, I need to getsome fluids in her.My bag." "Thank you." "Hold that." "Whatever thisrespiratory thing is, it threw her sugars out of whackand sent her into dka." "What is it, the flu?" "Well, I thought it waspneumonia, only ithasn't responded to antibiotics and it's movingthrough this place." "Antoine, esperanza,newberg-bonnie day." "Bonnie day?" "My party planner." "Divya treated herin town yesterday." "And what wasdivya's diagnosis?" "That I should waiting the car." "I diagnosed herwith walking pneumonia, prescribed antibiotics,and advised rest and fluids." "And how are you feeling?" "Fine, uh, what can I do?" "Get here quick with oxygen,a foley, a urometer, a green top tube, and plentyof ceftriaxone and azithromycin." "Then hope one of them worksbecause, so far, nothing has onanyone who's had extended contactwith patient zero." "And who is patient zero?" "So, antoine,are you feeling any better?" "No, ,I feel like crap." "Even without my high schoolfrench, I could've translated that." "When you were in paris, were you in contactwith anyone who was ill?" "No, it wasn't paris." "It was 20 hours in the air." "Why did it take you20 hours to fly to new yorkfrom france?" "Because I was comingfirst from china." "And what were youdoing in china?" "Buying things." "Ceramics fromguangdong, silks from hunan." "Hunan?" "Hunan province?" "Oui.Filthy place.Chickenseverywhere." "Does that matter?" "I'm afraid it might." "Why won't you just admitthat you're cheating on me?" "Because I'm not, tucker." "The only person who'sdone anything wrong here is you." "I only went through your pursebecause I trusted you enough to think thatI wouldn't find anything, but I did find something, which means that you're the onewho violated my trust." "That's the most twisted,asinine thing you, and possibly anyone,has ever said, tucker." "I'm done, we're over." "I'm out of here." "What did you find out?" "That this thingseems to have originated with newberg's house guest after his recent trip tohunan province in china." "China?" "So what are you thinking?" "Sars?" "Avian flu?" "Doubtful and I don't want tojump to any conclusions, but we can't afford to ruleanything out." "Hank, I really,really need to leave." "Actually, libby, I don't thinkthat's such a good idea." "Okay, everyone." "Please bearwith me until we can be sure that when we do leave here, we're not taking anything with us but the gift bag." "So, anyone feeling sick, stay in the living room,everyone else, outside." "Thank you." "Shouldn't we get the criticalpatients to the icu?" "Well, how many free bedsdo you have?" "At the moment, two." "No, then we're past that." "You'd be boarding patientsin the er from the word go and risk infectingthe hospital." "So, right now,this is the hospital." "Hello." "This is bridgehampton,not north korea.Why aren't you telling uswhat this is?" "Because we don't knowwhat it is yet." "Well, I feel feverish." "I feel lightheaded, I just got a chill." "Oh, my god, here it comes." "It's legionnaire's,isn't it, hank?" "Just tell me." "Libby, level with me.Are you really feel sick?" "Okay, um, are you currentlyon any medication?" "Birth control." "So it's unlikelyyou're pregnant." "Assuming the whole immaculateconception deal was just a one-time thing," "I'm going tosay, yeah, highly unlikely." "Oh, okay, good." "Very responsible of youand tucker." "We're talking a pill,not a purity ring." "I know." "Uh, look,stay in the living room, rest, and let me knowif your symptoms progress." "If this is worst-casescenario, we should be callingcounty health." "And if it's not, that'sthe last thing we should do." "They'll wrap us in red tape andlock us down for three days while they wait for the cdc." "This is so not the timefor your rebellious phase." "I'm not rebelling." "I'm sayingwhy jump to conclusions and create panicbefore we diagnose this?" "You can't have it both ways,hank." "You can't confine people becauseit might be serious, but not report itbecause it might not be." "There is protocol." "Or should I ignore itbecause it's you asking?" "Look, I'm not trying tocompromise your judgment." "We just disagree." "Yeah, this isn't awkwardpillow talk." "This is a house full of people, and we have no ideawhat's threatening them." "Okay, fine.Then you followyour instincts and call county, and while theymobilize, I'll follow mine." " Fine." " Great." "I'm not sureif it's viral or bacterial." "Well, whatever it is, I shouldbe in there assisting you." "Sorry, that's not happening." "You need to keepa safe distance." "Oh, okay, and do what, hank?" "What, stand by?" "I need you to getsome sputum cultures over to hamptons heritage." "Fine.Will do." "You're missingquite the party in there." "It's totally sick." "Not ina good way, obviously, but, uh, sick nonetheless." "I know, distance." "Believe me, I'd happily tradeplaces with you." "Mm-hmm, thanks forthe medical gear, divya.Here's your sputum cultures.Don't spend themall in one place." "I feel useless out here." "Is that whatit's like to be you?" "Do you treat patientswith that bedside manner?" "You know, I could havea fatal disease right now." "It wouldn't kill you to saysomething nice, you know." "I know." "But why risk it?" "So what exactly is thisillness we can't risk spreading?" "I'm notifying county healthright now to determine that." "We should call the police." "Who will call the hospital,who will call county health, who, as I just said,I'm notifying." "I think this constitutesunlawful imprisonment, and I'm an attorney." "You'rean entertainment attorney." "I'm leaving." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.If youleave, you will put not only your health at risk, butpossibly the entire community." "Now, do you reallywant to do that?" "Oh, my doctorjust texted me." "He says I should beallowed to go." "Are you kidding?" "Wait." "Hello?" "Come on, boy.Look,I've got a job to do here." "Sure the doggets the doctor.I got his assistant." "Physician assistant.And she's a medicalprofessional, not a secretary." "Well, whatever she is,I feel like hell." "Come on, koufax,down please." "Did you know koufaxis sick?" "I know he was.Last week." "No, he is.He's hot." "His breathing is labored, and--and, constricted." "We took him to the vet." "They said it was kennel cough." "He's been taking pillssince then.He's pretty muchstopped coughing." "I thought he was better." "There's a dull spotright here in his chest." "It's probably an empyema." " A what?" " It's an accumulation of pusin the lungs." "He isn't coughingbecause it's so painful that it's forcing himto take shallow breaths." "I need to see his medsright away." "Stop!" "People, can you pleasejust give me one minute?" "Give us our keys,or we will sue you." "Please, I have a theoryabout what this is." "You do?" "And I think I can test it." "Oh, so, uh,yeah, so don't leave." "I know you're tired,I know you're frustrated." "So am I, but you don't want towalk out of here if it means you risk spreadingthis to your friends, your family, your neighbors." "So, what's it going to be?" "Try and set upa perimeter." "Okay, nobody move any further." "Stop right there." "We're gonna have tostep on it, all right?" "What was that thingyou wanted me to do after I dropped offthe cultures?" "Keep your distance." "Oh, right." "Jill casey." "Got it." "They want us back inside." "All right, let's go.Everyone,let's go back inside." "I understand.And I'll get right back to youwith an answer." "Okay, they really want to comein and join this party." "If you need me to hold them off, I need you to give methis theory." "Okay, here's whatI'm thinking." "Koufax doesn't have kennelcough.He never did." "He has the same thingthat's going around here." "And, despite being onantibiotics and antivirals for about a week,he has it worse, which leads me to believe that antoine isn't ourpatient zero." "Koufax is." "Koufax made us sick?" "Yes, and, based on theseverity of the symptoms, he passed it to antoine, who passed it to esperanza, who passed it to bonnie, and then to you." "Indicating an incubationperiod of around a week, explaining why today's guestsare only beginning to show symptoms." "Yeah, but doesn't a doghave to bite you to get you sick?" "With this, coughing or lickingyour face would be enough." "But what is this?" "That's what we're going tofind out.Ms.Newberg,I need to operate." "On me?" "No.Believe it or not, on him." "What are you saying?" "Shouldn't we call a vet?" "It's too late for that." "If we're going to diagnose this and save koufax,we need to do it now." "Yeah." "Hank, you haven't failed meyet." "Don't start now." "No, no we just needa little more time." "Yes." "I trust his judgment, and itake full responsibility for it." "Laryngoscope." "Tube." "Thank you." "Oh, my gosh." "Patient intubated." "Scissors." "Okay, baggie." "We're going to needa microscope." "Do we have a microscopein the trunk?" "Why would wehave a microscope?" "For situations like this." "There's never beena situation like this." "How about your palsin the driveway?" "They're here to evacuate,not evaluate." "Okay, I'll figuresomething out." "All right.Betadine." "All right, once we drainthe empyema, we should be able to culture and diagnose thisthing." "Lidocaine." "What's going to happento koufax?" "He's going to feela lot better." "Scalpel." "Don't worry." "When I was in med school,my first patient was a dog." "Oh, yeah." "Okay." "Inserting tube." "Good boy, koufax." "Very good boy." "Okay, now if we could just seethis stuff up close." "Can you guys give me a handwith something?" "I am not doing anythingwith him." "All these diamonds, she musthave dozens of jeweler's loupes." "Yeah, look, you should know that tucker only went throughyour purse because of my advice." "I don't believe you." "Why not?" "Because tucker is smart." "Why would he go to you, a not-smart person,for bad advice?" "So, because he's smart, hecould give himself bad advice?" "Guess you're right." "Okay,so why would you tell him to go through my purseand why would he do it?" "Because, I don'tcare how smart a guy is, when it comes to women, every one of is or has been a moron." "So you could break up withtucker if you want and move on to the next guy, but eventually that guy's going to dosomething stupid too." "It's how were built." "Bingo." "Okay, here, hold thisunder the plate." "Perfect." "All right, good news." "It isn't viral." "It's bacterial." "Which meansit isn't sars or avian flu." "So why isn't itresponding to antibiotics?" "Well, that's the bad news." "It's methicillin-resistantstaphylococcus aureus." "Staffalo cockalus?" "I'm not a doctor, guys." "What does that mean?" "Mrsa.It's a staph infection that doesn'trespond to most antibiotics." "Except vancomycin." "Which we should haveing the truck." "Which we dohave in the truck." "Good, because I don't thinkI could build that." "You're going to be fine." "All right, you can take over." "Go right down there." "So, thank youfor a lovely party." "And thank you for saving me." "And koufax." "He's a little man now." "This experience is changingme, hank.Mark my words." "Sure, you going to slow down,have fewer parties, focus on what really matters." "No, I'm going to fill mysocial calendar to overflowing." "If a disease like thiscan take you in ten minutes, you've got to make haywhile the sun shines." "Yep, you are just as stubbornas this one over here." "Esperanza?" "What do you mean?" "Well, I told her yesterdayto go to bed, but she insisted on workingthe party because shedidn't want to let you down." "Well, she is family." "Some family." "I never got a party." "Listen to her!" "I'll give you a quinceanera." "At my age?" "You'd have to throw three." "If it's all the same,ms.Newberg, I've decided not to list this eventas a reference." " Bye, doctor." " Bye, bonnie." "Yo, uh,I need a ride home." "I have some more culturesto do, then I'm taking jill home,so you can wait, or you can find another ride." "Oh, I really need a car." "Libby?" "You have to listen to me." "It's okay, tucker." "Hey, I knowyou're not a bad person." "You're just a moron." "I'm definitely gettingmixed signals here." "You can trust me, tucker." "I'm not going anywhere." "I'm not going to let you down." "I'm not your dad." "Okay, well, then,you just tell me what the birth controlis for, because-okay," " I know what it's for,but- - yeah, it was, uh,it's for, for us." "Us." " Wait, but we don't,I mean we've never- - tucker, you know me,I'm a planner." "Oh, I didn't knowyou were planning that." "Okay, listen, I promise,I'll never do something stupid like go through your purseever again." "Yes, you will." "It's how you're built." "Hey, divya." "So I just wanted to say,if you ever need anybody to talk about your situationwith, um" "I'm your guy." "Or, if you want, I could just--you know, I could listen." "I'll keep that in mind." "Yeah, 'cause women reallylike it when a man listens, or so I've heard." "Then listen to this." "I don'twant to discuss my situation." "I don't want you to discuss mysituation, and the last thing I want is to discussmy situation with you." "But thank you." "You're welcome." "Is there any way thatI could get a ride home?" "Of course." "Call a taxi." "Thanks." "So...so... look, I'm sorryI questioned your instincts." "Yeah, I'm sorry I keepcomplicating your job." "And look, whatever mistakesyou made before, I" "you know we're surroundedby every health worker in the county, right?" "I'm overthe whole perception thing." "You are?" "Yeah, I'd rather take the heatfor being with the right guy than play by the bookwith the wrong one." "Right guy, wrong guy." "I mean,do we really need labels?" "So how does pizzaand a shower sound?" "Like the crustwould get soggy." "So, is now a good timefor a long story?" "His name is charlie, and heworked at hamptons heritage." "It cost me my marriage,it almost cost me my job, and it was just one of the many,many things wrong between us." "Did you guys ever disagreeon how to quarantine a party?" "No, I can't say we did." "So we got that going for us." " We do." " Which is nice." "Why do you think you neverhad a rebellious phase?" "I just never saw the point." "You know, guys piercing stuff, smoking stuff, stealing stuff." "It just seemed likea lot of posing to me." "Probably was." "But what I'm talking about is,doing what you believe in, even though everyone around youthinks you're crazy." "Maybe this ismy rebellious phase." "Hank!" "Hank!" "Look at this!" "Look at it!" "How awesome is this thing?" "Zero to 60 in 3.9 seconds?" "And it's electric, baby,it's electric!" "Where did you get it?" "I didn'T.Hank did." ""Dear hank, "I can never repay youfor saving my life, "but that doesn't meanI can't try." "Shalom, koufax newberg." "" He even signed itwith a little paw print." "So cute." "Can we take it for a spin?" "You take it for a spin." "In fact, just take it." "Take it, like, for a--take it,like, what do you mean?" "Like it yours." "Henry, do not play gameswith my heart." "I am-I'm not playingwith your heart." "I have a car, you don't-I don't like peoplestaring at me, you do." "Oh, my god." "Really?" "I love you so much." "Oh, my god,I love you so much, I don't even know what to dowith myself, I love you so much." "I love you too." "I was talking to the car."