"Gilmore Girls Season 5 Episode 19 "But I'm a Gilmore"" "Founder's Day punch?" "Abba Zabbas." "Good morning Vietnam!" "How's everyone feeling today?" "and spicy –" "Are you serious?" "Trust me." "It's the best hangover food on the east coast." "'Hair of the dog'?" "grab some water and start hydrating!" "The smell of these tacos is making me nauseous." "no." "That's the quart of Patty's non-FDA-approved 'Founder's Day' punch you drank last night." "Eat a taco." "hangover food." " That's my little college girl." "it was for me." "The power you have over fast food owners is astonishing." "God." "I think I'm going to throw up." "No." "I'm good." "thanks for leaving me on the bathroom floor all night." "I tried to get you up." "You actually used your foot to stop me." " I did?" " Yes." "It was very 'House of Flying Daggers'... but with vomiting." "however –" "Stop saying the word 'vomiting'." "Unless you want a 'Mr. Creosote' situation on your hands here." "man." "I think I got a cavity." "I got to stop partying like this." " What are you looking for?" " My book bag." " I believe it's in your room." " Room?" " It's that way." " Right." "Hey." "but I figured you'd appreciate it." "Thanks." "how are you feeling?" " I've been better." " Yeah." "You take aspirin?" " Aspirin?" "yep." "this fell out of your pocket last night while you were pulling an 'Exorcist'." "Mm." "Paris gave it to me to hold so she wouldn't call Doyle." "police backup had to be called for the first time ever." "She was quite a mess." "Huh." "So apparently it was a theme." "believe me." "should know the dangers of the Founder's Day punch." "Did you learn nothing from Mommy's 'Coyote Ugly' bar dance at last year's Salute to the Quakers festival?" "you can't blame that all on the punch." "but seriously." "When did facials go out of style?" " I'm sorry." " I just don't like seeing you like that." "That makes two of us." "what was all that stuff you were babbling on about last night?" "What stuff?" "huh?" "I'm going to get some coffee." "Rory." "that way." "If you're out on the road feeling lonely and so cold all you have to do is call my name and I'll be there on the next train." "I will follow." "Anywhere that you tell me to." "you need me to be with you" "I will follow..." "I will follow." "anywhere that you tell me to." "you need me to be with you where you lead." "this is a surprise." "Can I come in?" "Sure." "You want to sit down?" "Nope." "Got to stay vertical." "an octagon imprinted on your face." "I can't do this anymore Logan." "Do what?" "This casual dating thing." "I don't like it." "It's not who I am and I don't want to make it who I am." "hold on here." "Where's this coming from?" "It's coming from me." "The ravishing creature standing in front of you." " We talked about this." " I know." "I didn't make you do this." "I know." "I'm not accusing you of anything." "This isn't your fault." "I don't understand." "I thought everything was going so well." "What are you talking about?" "I haven't heard from you in a week." "and –" " You know what?" "It doesn't matter." "you don't owe me any explanations." "I just don't want to be one of the many anymore." "Cassandra's on the phone." "Take a message." "She's got a great accent." "Where's she from?" "Lanny!" "Message!" "man." "Geez." "Go call Cassandra back." "We're done here." "How are we done here?" "I said everything I have to say." "Which is what?" "not escorts." "Ah." "but I can't." "I'm sorry." "Maybe we can just go back to being friends again." "right?" " What?" " I get it." "I get what you're doing." "I'm not doing anything." "if that's what you want then just come out and say it." "But you coming in here and issuing an ultimatum –" "I am not issuing an ultimatum!" "That's not what I heard." " I said "let's be friends"!" " That's not what you meant!" "I need a taco!" "fine." "I'll do it." " Do what?" " I'll be your boyfriend." " You can't be my boyfriend." " Why not?" "Because you told me that you can't be my boyfriend." "then I can." "You have a hundred girls on speed dial." "You keep a second bathrobe in your closet for overnight guests." "right?" " Right." " Fine." "I've rectified the situation." "Problem solved." "No." "Problem not solved." "I can do this!" "Hey Logan." "Thought maybe I could get you to buy me some lunch." "geez –" " I'm sorry could you excuse us for just a second?" "We're almost done here." "Sure." "I'll just wait out here." "So the Swedish flight attendants should be here any minute." "I swear this situation has never happened to me before in my life." " Logan –" " Rory." "Do you really want to stop seeing me?" "but I can't – - 'Cause I don't want to stop seeing you." "but –" " So then just accept what I'm saying." "but I can do it." "Are you sure?" "but –" "I really wanna believe you." "new beginning." "So you want to go grab some lunch?" "We'll hammer out the details." "I should probably change first." "change." "I'll pick you up in half an hour." "Okay." "See how good this is going so far?" "I think I'm going to be an excellent boyfriend." "or should I?" "crap." "I'll be right back." "Doyle?" "Hey." "What are you doing here?" "I'm dying." "you're dying?" "I got sick." "And then my very concerned roommates kicked me out because they have exams." "so I came here." "I called you first." "I was gone this weekend." "then I fell asleep." " You've been here all weekend?" " Uh huh." "I thought you were avoiding me." " I'm sorry you're sick." " It feels like bees are buzzing in my head." " Feel it." " What?" " Feel my head." " Why?" "I just want you to know how hot I am." "you're not." "That's how the song goes." "Just follow the song." "I just don't see what putting my hand on your head is going to get you." "Doyle." "I don't have healing powers." " Where are you going?" " I'll be right back." "Hold on a second." "It's for you." "It's Sookie." "She's done with her doctor's appointment." "she say how she is?" "I'm sure she would have." "Sookie." " The bastard put me on bed rest." " What?" "Dr. Menck." "He told me to lie down immediately and not to get up again until little Cherry or Norric comes out." "are you serious about the bed rest?" "Where are you?" "on the couch!" " Are you okay?" "I'm not okay!" "I have a dinner to get out." "I think we're going to have to do that without you." "But how?" "and we will handle it." " Okay." "Get a pencil." " Okay." "Pencil in hand." "make a roux." "whoa." "What?" "was the first draft of "you had me at hello"." ""You had me at what"?" "What are you talking about?" "just relax." "I'm going to take care of everything." "But the ducks." "so the worst part is behind them." "and I'll check in with you later." " But –" " Happy hibernating!" "No Sookie?" "No Sookie." "Come on." "and what we need to keep things running." "we need Sookie here." "so let's go to plan B." "also named Sookie." "who here makes the sauces?" "Michel?" "Sookie trusts no one else with the sauces." "She makes the sauces." "what does Mark make?" "Salads." "and Donny does desserts." "What do our other guys do?" "that man uses tongs and I have no idea what that man in the corner does." "But I would check his trunk before he leaves." "we have salads and desserts?" "Pretty much." "We can't run a restaurant serving just salads and desserts!" "no." "who here does the duck?" "Nobody touches the ducks." "someone has to touch the duck!" "except that it will not be me." "yes." "right?" "Absolutely." "Ain't no mountain high enough." "nail down a strategy." "You have any ideas?" "or perhaps..." "Michel." "I'm here if you need me." " Luke's!" " How pretty do you think I am?" "Are we using a specific day?" "Have you had a good night's sleep?" "but no one will touch the ducks... and –" "I'll be right there." " How's that headache of yours?" " Subsiding a little." "gravy plate combo really helped a lot." "half the fun in being with you is the horrified looks on the waiters' faces." "Please." "I'm an amateur compared to my mother." "yeah." "Something really bad." "Absolutely." "Let's check the paper and see if Rob Schneider's still employable." "I think I have a paper over –" "Well!" "Look how long you make a girl wait for you!" " Honor!" " Do you really think you're worth it?" " What are you doing here?" " Apparently begging for some affection!" " It is so good to see you." " You too!" "Logan." "Maybe I should go." "Rory Gilmore." "it's nice to meet you." "It's nice to meet you too." "your sister's here." "Cool." "what's the occasion?" "and since you never check your email I had to drag myself down and beg Lenny to let me in so I could show you this!" " Holy!" " It happened last night!" "uh?" "stop it." "He's lucky I ever looked at him in the first place." "congratulations." " Listen." "I need a favor." "I'm going to tell them tomorrow night and I need you there for support." " Come on." " Hey." "I backed you up when you wanted to take a year off school and sail around the world." "I wired you the money when you sunk the yacht." "I helped pay off the Indonesian Coast Guard!" "okay!" "I give:" "I'll be there." "I love you..." "Okay." "Now I can breathe." "And focus on... you." "Hi." "Hi." "I'm totally blanking." "Your name is?" "Rory." "Rory Gilmore." "Rory's my girlfriend." "or a time machine?" "did you say "girlfriend"?" " Yes." " It's new." "my God!" "I've never heard him call anyone his 'girlfriend' before." "but he was ten and in a weird 'Who's the Boss' phase." "time flies when you're getting pushed out the door." "you must come to dinner too." "um – come." "Please come." "It'll make it more festive and distracting." "We'll see." "fine." "I have to go." "I'll see you tomorrow night." "Please don't be late?" "I promise." "Rory." " Bye!" "And that is my sister." "she's cool!" "I totally understand." "you should come." " Logan." "Hey." "Boyfriends bring their girlfriends to their family's houses for dinner." "It's natural." "How would you know?" "let's find that paper." "freezer's in the back." "'check-his-trunk-before-he-leaves' guy and here are the ducks." "Are you familiar with ducks?" "I am familiar with ducks." "have you cooked a duck before?" " I can handle the ducks." "Relax." " Okay." "Ducks handled." "Good." "uh – uh –" " Me llamo Manny." "Manny." "it's a little unorganized." "it wouldn't be Sookie's fault if it wasn't a little unorganized." "so what can I do to help?" " Nothing." " Ah." "Perfect answer." "Not without a hairnet." "Okay." "I'll be out there if you need me." "He's right there." "What's going on?" "I'm taking care of you." "You're – Hey!" "This is Nanny." "She only speaks Portuguese." "you're ripping my chest hair out'?" "Clean shirt." "Got it." "What's she doing?" "What's that jar?" "She's got salve!" "She's got salve!" "relax." "Nanny took care of me for years." "God." "Do you remember when Han Solo finds Luke Skywalker in the snowstorm and he cuts open their dead Taun-taun to hide inside?" "That's what I smell like at this moment." "it's magic." "but when I came over here I thought you would take care of me." "I am taking care of you." "I brought you Nanny." "I don't want Nanny." "I'm scared of Nanny." "Can't you just take it from here?" " No." " Why?" " Sick people freak me out." " You're pre-med!" "Paris –" "I promise!" "Sookie." "Sookie." " Hi." " Hi." " Whatcha doing?" " I'm cooking." "making sure everything was fine." "Everything is fine." "The ducks working out for you?" "The ducks are selling like hotcakes." "I never realized." "I just wanted to tell you that I'm really grateful to you for jumping in like this." "Happy to jump." " Are you straining the sauce?" " Excuse me?" " The duck sauce." "Are you straining it?" " Yes." " Twice?" " No." "well." "It's really best if you strain it twice." "It makes it really smooth." "Sookie." "then – if it'll make you happy." "No!" "Then it'll be too runny!" " Twice it is." " Thank you." "do you need to talk to her?" "actually." "Great." "I'm handing you over to Lorelai." "Hey." "is he?" "where are the applications?" "I don't know why you'd joke about a thing like that." "Three times!" "That's not funny!" "for your temporary replacement?" "depends on where 'there' is." "Huh." "They're around somewhere." "Check the freezer." "Sometimes I like to read in there." "That's very Lucy of you." "I'll call when I find them." "Now rest." "Bye." "Bye." "I love watching you cook." "It's hot." "That's because you're standing right next to the broiler." "please." "Fine." "I'll save my dirty cooking jokes for later." "I was just wondering if I could get you to re-submit those applications." "we seem to have misplaced them." "As soon as possible would be great." "that'd be great." "Thanks." "Bye." "is somebody there?" "Mom!" "Mom'?" "I thought you were a vicious serial killer." "Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight?" "Sassy McSassterson?" "I needed some stuff." " What stuff?" " My blue dress." "What do you need your blue dress for?" "you cannot say a word." " Why not?" " Because I don't want to hear it." " Hear what?" " What you're going to say." "But how do you know what I'm going to say?" "Trust me." "I know." "I have been known to say some very surprising things." "but how about picking up a hooker tonight?"" " That was me." " Mom!" "fine." "Logan and I... are now boyfriend and girlfriend." "And I am here because I need my blue dress." "To wear to his parents' house tonight." "I went over to Logan's apartment yesterday." "I told him that I didn't want to do the casual dating thing anymore." "and we should just go back to being friends." "he decided to commit." "A –" "Not a word." "Now I know that things may have started off a little rocky... you will be too." "I have everything I need." "I have to get going." "Logan's picking me up at six." "It was nice talking to you." "Don't forget to breathe." "add the parsley and get it out there." "Kitchen!" "Do you put walnuts in your béchamel?" "Sookie?" " Do you put walnuts in your béchamel?" " No." "You don't put walnuts in your béchamel." "so –" "I thought I tasted walnuts." "What things are you burning?" "you "tasted walnuts"?" "you can do that at your own diner." "My béchamel sauce is classic." "How are you tasting the béchamel?" "And I don't remember including goat cheese in the fennel salad!" "How do you know what's in the fennel salad?" "So you admit it." "You put goat cheese in the fennel salad." "I put goat cheese in the fennel salad." "It goes good in the fennel salad and you had it sitting there." "And I also have some 'Brill-o pads' sitting there." "You want to toss a couple of those into the fennel salad as well?" "How do you know all this?" "I just assumed." "You just assumed I put goat cheese in the fennel salad." "And walnuts in the béchamel." "I did not put walnuts in– are you having people bring you my food?" "You are!" "You're calling here and having people sneak food out from behind my back so that you can taste it." "time for a vacation." "please." "From this moment on there will be no more food leaving the premises." "and that is it." "No more food will leave the premises." "No quiero que ninguna comida salga de esta local. ¿Comprende?" "Luke!" "And it will be here waiting for you when you get back." "and watch Ellen dance around a little." "I got work to do." " Luke!" " Bye-bye." "Rory." "Oh!" "I scare?" "No." "Yes!" "Excuse me." "There's a woman in my room?" "That's Nanny." "You know Nanny." "that you don't remember Nanny." "She always liked you." "She's stripping my bed." "Why is she doing that?" "and she has to do something." "The woman doesn't tire." "She's a machine." ""she finally got Doyle to sleep"?" "so Nanny's taking care of him." " Why aren't you doing it?" " Sick people freak me out." "You're pre-med!" "I'm really tired of having that constantly thrown in my face." "could you please just get Nanny out of my room 'cause I have dinner with Logan tonight and I have to get ready." " Logan?" "I thought you guys were –" " We were." "What happened?" "I told him that I didn't think things were working and that we should just be friends but he didn't want to be just –" " Friends?" "No." "It seemed to wake him up." "So now he wants to give commitment a try." " A commitment?" "With Logan?" " Yep." "you landed the whale." "You're Annette Bening." "I'm not Annette Bening." "It was just a matter of getting him to focus on the situation." "Focus." "Huh." "She's going to buff your shoes." "I need these." "my room is clean!" "Wow!" "where are my keys?" "What did I do with my keys?" "got 'em." "I certainly hope the drainage is good." " Excuse me?" "you may not know it for months." "I'll be sure to mention that to them." " You look nervous." " Do I?" "Huh." "I'm just not so sure what I got you into." "What do you mean?" "my family's not going to take my sister's engagement too well." "They can be a little vicious when annoyed." "Hey." "Relax." "You do not have to worry about me at all." "Five years of Friday night dinners have prepared me for exactly this moment." "Really?" "Remind me to tell you about the time my mom climbed out a second story window to get away from my grandmother." "I will." "ready?" " Ready." "You are late!" "Fifteen minutes." "it's awful!" "A morgue!" "It's like they already know what I'm going to tell them." "you have been with Josh for three years now." "I don't understand it." "I called and told them that you were coming because that usually makes Mom happy." "And I told her that you were bringing Rory so they'd be on their company behavior but from the minute Josh and I walked in that door it's been iceberg city!" "Josh has completely panicked." "Shaking." "Wow." "Sorry." "Don't be sorry." "Just get in here and stop it." "Remind me to tell you about the time my mother wore a shirt with a rhinestone penis on it and my grandma had her car towed." "Look at the ceiling!" "Come on." "Have you seen this ceiling?" "Hurry!" "look what the cat dragged in." "everyone." "we're still waiting for your father." "nice to see you." " Did you get those books I sent you?" "you're looking well." "You too." "I'd like you to meet Rory Gilmore." "Hi." "It's really nice to meet you all." "This house is amazing." "there should be a docent at the door." "thank you..." "Rory." "Mom." "Richard and Emily." "of course." "How are Richard and Emily doing?" "that's wonderful." "right?" "it was lovely." "Emily certainly knows how to plan an event." "That she does." "I should send her a note." "can I freshen your drink for you?" "Rory?" "Mom." "Ace." "thanks." "Apparently Mitchum is still at the office." "We might as well start dinner." "So..." " Come on." "You'll feel better when you've had some food." " I'll feel better when we're leaving." "So sorry." "We owe you one." "No." "Is that a Velazquez?" "Come on." "It is!" "That's a Velazquez!" "This house is so cool!" "I am holding in my hand one of our comment cards on which a particular person has written... the lamb chops were amazing." "Ask the chef if he'll marry me."" "what does she look like?" "I didn't say it was a 'she'." "I'll stick with what I have." "sweet." "I didn't know you were making lamb chops." "your kitchen crew here is great!" "Mark the salad guy?" "Top-notch." "your sous-chef?" "I'd kick Caesar out on his ass if I could steal Manny." "you covet my kitchen staff." "Feeling superior and I like it!" "go figure where's Pedro going?" "I knew it!" "Are you insane?" "you wouldn't take my calls!" " How long have you been up here?" "Since you made me promise that no food would leave the premises." "give me the ladle." "Pedro." "Pedro!" "You're scaring Pedro." "You're scaring Pedro!" "All day long things are disappearing." "Salads are suddenly gone." "Lamb chops don't make it to the table." " I had to make sure you were doing it right." " You're supposed to be home!" "No!" "I'm supposed to be in bed!" "And I'm in bed!" "are not double straining!" "There will be no more of this." "No more calls." "No more questions." "No more ladies that leave that kitchen." "I hope a qualified therapist." "But you will not interfere with me anymore." "Period." "Give me that." "how's the new boat?" "It's a boat." "It floats." "I hear it's beautiful." "When are you going to let me take her out?" "you don't have the best track record when it comes to boats." "Only other people's boats." "Our boats are very safe." "We should do a summer trip." "Maybe hit the Amalfi Coast again?" "me." "Dad!" "Maria!" "sir?" "It's too hot." "Bring me a salad." "I'll be right back." "What?" "Mom's a stress smoker." "Oh." "I don't understand why everyone's so upset." "Josh seems fine." "The Huntzbergers aren't interested in fine." "Dad?" "What time did Mitchum say he'd be here?" "I don't know." "He didn't say." "this is ridiculous!" "Dad." "We're all just going to sit around this table and pretend there's nothing going on?" "Let's just wait for Mitchum!" "There are serious matters to be discussed here." "This is an important family." "we can't discuss this until Mitchum gets here!" "What is this?" "Go away!" "we all respect you and Mom and Dad... then –" "I appreciate you defending me but I can take it from here." "but obviously that's not going to happen." "and I'm sorry you feel the way you do... we are going to get married." "In June." "of course you're going to get married!" "You've been dating for three years and I already put a hold on the Japanese Tea Garden for next spring." "Oh." "Well... thank you!" "So we should celebrate then!" "We'll celebrate when we have finished our discussion!" "Which discussion?" "The discussion about unsuitable people marrying into this family." " What?" " I'll be right back... and tease us... you understood what your responsibilities to this family were!" "right now!" "I'm sure Rory understands." "She wants to work." "Rory?" "Emily's always talking about you wanting to be a reporter and travel around doing this and that." "Logan." "Oh my God." "She wasn't raised that way." "She wasn't bred for it." "you come from two totally different worlds." "and certainly not for us." "this conversation is going to end right now." "I am not going to sit here –" "You are going to be taking over this company!" "That's what you are going to be doing!" "Logan!" "And whatever happened to that Fallon girl?" "I loved her." "Do you talk anymore?" "you talked." "what a shame." "I just loved her." "Okay." "Let's go." "Logan." "You have to understand." "and Honor tells us you're calling her your 'girlfriend'!" "come back here!" "I don't understand!" "They're psychotic." "What more is there to understand?" "But why don't they think I'm good enough?" "Rory." "I'm a 'Gilmore'!" "Do they know that?" "My ancestors came over on the 'Mayflower'!" "there's no rhyme or reason!" "and why are they okay with Josh?" "he doesn't even say anything!" "At least I noticed the Velazquez!" "you are." " I've got to get out of here." " Logan!" "Perfect." "Did they start dinner?" "Is it some sort of precious fish dish?" "I assume." "Heard a lot about you." " We're leaving." " What?" "Why?" "You know why." "Logan." "Don't want to play games." "Is dinner over?" "however is still going on." "okay." "Okay." "What happened?" "no." "Why is your mother smoking?" "We have to go." "I'm sure they'll fill you in on everything." "It was nice to meet you." "we're just chatting." "I see that." "you were right." "This stuff is magic." "Esa é mágica." "She just taught me that." "She's great!" "you seem better!" "I've had soup." "and I'll be as good as new." "sure." "Paris." "You're a lifesaver." "Really." "the Nyquil!" "it's time we have a talk about our relationship." "focus!" "Hey." "You in the hat." "what are you –" " How dare you take a ladle from a pregnant woman!" " What?" "Dr." "Menck very specifically said that she needs to relax and she cannot relax thinking you're in here screwing up her sauce!" "I'm not!" "I do not care." "you will talk!" "you will let her taste your food!" "my friend!" "Because I have to live with her and if she is upset because of anything that you have done I will come over here and I will soundly kick your ass!" "That is if you haven't killed me yet!" "Hey!" " Hey." "That's it." "I've had it." " You've had what?" "and now she's upstairs and ladles are mysteriously flying out of the kitchen." " Who's upstairs?" " Sookie's upstairs!" "Sookie's at home." "Sookie's supposed to be at home." "And then I didn't strain the sauce twice so she came here to drive me crazy and she brought her loony husband with her!" "Jackson's here?" "How am I missing all of this?" "and I don't care!" "I'm through!" "I'm not taking this anymore!" "you're not taking it anymore?" "What are you going to do?" "You want to know what I'm going to do?" "Nothing!" "Because I am in a relationship with you and you know very well I can't leave." "All I can do is come out here and say I'm through and pretend I have a leg to stand on and then march back into that kitchen... boy." "I'm going to be thinking about what I would have done if we weren't in a relationship even though that would mean I wouldn't be in this position in the first place." "Excuse me." "I think you guys are winning." "Are we talking to her?" "I don't think we're talking to her." "it's Lorelai!" "and we're not talking to Luke." "I'm talking to Lorelai." "How you doing?" "this is not bed rest." " My feet are up." "cranky pants?" "I'm not Luke!" "what were you doing at the Inn?" " Checking in on the restaurant." "That's my job." " Not anymore." "Your job is bed rest." "easy on the bumps." "Baby doesn't like the bumps." "stop." "She and that boyfriend of hers." "Bossiest couple in town." "Stop!" "At least let me ride!" "you knew the day was coming when you wouldn't be able to come in!" "I had three weeks." "did you?" " I meant to." "No one was good enough." "but plenty of people are good enough!" "just till you're back on your feet." "I know!" "but he tried." "in fact." "What does he put in these?" "What is that?" "I'm taking them home to study." "you could have just asked him." "he's mad at me." " We're mad at him!" "pull over." "you live here." "yeah." "Luke said that Manny was doing pretty well." "when I first met him he didn't know a cafette from a chiffonade." "he's from New Jersey." " And he picked it up quick." "Maybe he can take over while you're out." "Keep it in the family." "He knows all your secrets." " Okay." "We'll go with Manny." "He's a good guy." " I think that's a good idea." " Thank Luke for me." " I will." "because they're driving me crazy!" "get her inside." "Don't let her move." "how are you going to get back?" "I thought I'd take the cart you guys stole." " Perfect!" " This all turned out pretty good." " So." "Okay if I just drop you here?" " Drop me here?" "lights are on." "Paris is home." "I've had about all the crazy I can for one evening." "we can go get something to eat." "I'm not hungry." "Okay." "clear my head." "Okay." "I'll call you later." "Tomorrow?" "yeah." "Tomorrow." "or is it just me?" "I have never been this tired." "baby." "I'm a regular Lancelot." "You're starting to snooze." "Uh-huh." "or are you okay right here?" "Uh-huh." "Luke." "What did you put in the lamb chops?" "Forget it." "Come on!" "Saved by the bell." "I'll be right back." " Hello?" " You busy?" "What's wrong?" "Dinner was awful." "Hold on." "hit it." "Logan's family hates me." "That's impossible." "It's like hating 'Thumper'." "No one hates 'Thumper'." "They think I'm trash." "They think I'm not good enough to marry into their family." "What are they talking about?" "Don't they know you're a Gilmore?" "I don't think they care." "pfft." "And who said anything about marrying into their family?" "Logan bringing me over for dinner said that I was going to marry into their family." "that's crazy." "I know!" "But then they got all panicked and they started saying all these things –" " To your face?" " Right there at the dinner table!" "What?" "you don't want that..."" "or the family responsibilities"!" "the Gambino's?" "and "doesn't Logan see her anymore?"" " "Because she would make a perfect choice"!" " And what did you say?" "Nothing." "I just sat there." "I just sat there and let them say that I wasn't good enough... and just wait till his father came home!" "I hate these people!" "It was awful." "did he?" "No." "He got really mad and he told them they were all crazy and then we left." "good for him." "But... we didn't say a word to each other all the way home." "he just looked so freaked." "rethinking everything." "The whole relationship." "I'm just afraid he's going to bolt." "Mom?" "Can I say something?" "Something you may not want to hear?" "Yes." "maybe you should let him bolt." "he told you he was not a commitment kind of guy just like you're not a non-commitment kind of girl." "And you tried to be something you weren't and it was bad." "It didn't work for you." "Don't try and force him to be something he's not." "I didn't force him!" "and he didn't want to and I give him credit for that but maybe in the end this is not the guy or the relationship for you." "I don't care what his family thinks." "Mom." "I'm good for him." " But maybe he isn't good for you." " People can change!" "Do you really want to be in the business of changing someone?" "Maybe he wants to change!" "two days ago you were on the bathroom floor crying about "why he won't call you"." "what did you do?"" "I was drunk." "I was sick!" "were lying on the floor of the bathroom wondering what you had done wrong!" "Which is disturbing to me on several levels including the fact that I can't remember the last time I cleaned the floor of the bathroom!" "Is that really the kind of relationship you want to be in?" "Hold on." "Hey." "Everything okay?" " I'm sorry." " For what?" "this was a very intense evening for me." "I'm sure." "that's just stupid." "So forgive me?" "There's nothing to forgive." "grab your coat." "I'll take you to get something to eat." "Okay." "I'll be right back." "Did you hear that?" "Yeah." "I sure did." "Everything's fine." "I just got upset about nothing." "but – but I have to go." "Okay." "Call me tomorrow." "I will." "it was a vicious Julia Roberts to Kiefer Sutherland kind of dump." "and took the dog." "He swore off women completely until he met me." "Wow." "That was a lot of ground you guys covered last night." "that what we have he no longer views as casual." "I know that word!" "and I would not be remotely out of line if I called myself his girlfriend." "and then he passed out." " Very romantic." " I know." " I'm happy for you." " I'm happy for me too." "Mr. Huntzberger!" "Rory." "Hi." "Paris Gellar." "We met a couple of months ago." "I remember the handshake." "Reminded me of Jimmy Breslin's." "High compliment." "sure." "Are you looking for Logan?" "I know better than to look for my son in the newsroom." "I came to talk to you." "About what?" "I'm very sorry about what happened the other night." "It's okay." "though Logan was a little naïve to walk into the lion's den without a chair like that they were wrong and you deserve an apology." "Okay." "Thank you." "I hear you have some rather lofty journalistic aspirations." "I have plans." "my company just acquired a small newspaper." "The 'Stamford Eagle Gazette'." "but definite potential." "I like to spend some time there." "help turn it around... is it?" "no." "if you're interested." "An internship?" "Be a good chance for you to get your feet wet." "Experience how the real thing works." "No." "Thank you." "thank you"?" "I appreciate the offer." "But no." "May I be so bold as to inquire:" "why the hell not?" "Because I have a feeling that the only reason you're doing this is because you feel guilty... but very unnecessary." "So what?" "Excuse me?" "Say the only reason I offered this to you is because my family behaved badly and I wanted to make up for it." "Say I have no interest in furthering your career." "This is still an opportunity." "Who cares why you got the opportunity?" "and life is about making the most of everything you're handed." "what are you going to do about it?" "Monday." "Ten o'clock." "Call my office for the details." "And bring a pencil!" "You never know when you're going to need a pencil!"