"WALTER:" "My name is Walter O'Brien." "I have the fourth highest IQ ever recorded: 197." "Einstein's was 160." "When I was 11, the FBI arrested me for hacking NASA to get their blueprints for my bedroom wall." "Now I run a team of geniuses, tackling worldwide threats only we can solve." "Toby's our behaviorist." "Sylvester's a human calculator." "Happy, a mechanical prodigy." "Agent Cabe Gallo's our government handler." "And Paige?" "Well, Paige isn't like us." "She's normal and translates the world for us while we help her understand her genius son." "Together, we are Scorpion." "(news theme playing)" "The tranquil landscapes often praised here in Belarus may soon give way to rolling tanks and blasting mortars as the century-long border conflict with neighbors" "Lithuania and Latvia has reignited." "With each nation being pledged military support by respective allies, Russia, China, Poland, Germany, and the U.S., geopolitical experts fear if a resolution is not reached quickly, all these countries may soon be at war." "Flight 5-19," "LAX runway Bravo is clear." "Wind's one niner niner at two." "Permission to land." "Got an unregistered bogey, sir." "It's only 500 feet below a 747 heading eastbound." "Establish contact immediately." "The hell?" "It just... vanished." "SYLVESTER:" "I'm pretty sure" "I just committed at least three felonies." "And I've seen Shawshank." "I know what they do to guys like me in the big house." "D Block prom queen." "That's it?" "It's gone?" "It's still there." "I hacked the icon and changed its color so it blends in with the background of the ATC monitor." "Basically, I made it disappear." "TOBY:" "Sudie." "That's Lithuanian for "sayonara," which is Japanese for "good-bye."" "That plane will be effectively invisible when it lands at your private airstrip." "I am still feeling very uncomfortable with this." "It's deceptive." "MERRICK:" "Tensions are extremely high." "If the world knew that the leaders from Belarus, Lithuania, and Latvia were flying to the U.S." "and no treaty was reached, it could tip the entire region over the edge." "I understand." "But historically, when governments try to hide facts from citizenry, everyone winds up in hot water." "(engine revving in distance)" "PAIGE:" "Oh." "You're still playing with your toy?" "This toy is three-dimensional viz-surround software technology." "Oh, it's-it's green screen." "It's been used in Hollywood forever." "Wrong." "It can be used on a green screen, but my software allows you to take various images from different sources and layer them seamlessly on top of each other." "Like Colorforms." "The kids' toy." "I didn't play with kids' toys." "Anyway, even FBI video forensics couldn't detect these images as fake." "They're groundbreaking." "Good." "Because you're gonna need to fool a lot of people today." "Oh, it will." "So, speaking of today, did you see my analysis report?" "Uh, yeah." "Okay." "I know what you're doing, so let me be more specific." "Did you read my report?" "Come on. 25 pages detailing the customs and history of the three countries who are meeting today." "It's important." "I understand." "But, uh, so is this, and I just didn't get around to it." "Uh, why did you write it anyway?" "I never asked you to." "Well, truth is," "I'm taking night classes." "One's on European history." "Had a paper due." "We had this case coming up, so, you know," "I figured two birds, one stone." "You dropped out of college." "I re-enrolled to finish my degree, yeah." "Uh-huh." "Why?" "To learn, for the betterment of myself, and to set a good example for Ralph." "I get that." "It's great that you're pursuing education, but why European history?" "Liberal arts are complete nonsense." "Oh, I couldn't disagree more." "The information that you receive is strictly dependent on the beliefs of whoever authored the textbooks." "There are only four subjects worth studying: science and math and math and science." "Okay, so when you meet the Lithuanian president, what will you do?" "I'll say hello and shake his hand." "Mm-hmm." "And that could be disastrous because when you shake the hands of a Lithuanian in the threshold of a room, it's considered insulting." "If the fate of civilization rests on where we shake hands with these people, then we're all doomed." "(horses neighing over video)" "Hey, Hopalong." "We're about to hop along, so why don't you stop watching that movie for the 12th time?" "This movie was filmed on the senator's compound where the summit's taking place." "I'm studying the layout of the grounds 'cause some of the sets are still standing on the property." "You already walked the ground with Homeland." "You're a fanboy." "Next time, let your horse do the thinking." "He's smarter." "They don't make classics like this anymore." "Fanboy." "Hey, you got a second?" "What are you doing?" "With what?" "Hand, back." "Yours, mine." "Oh." "Sorry, I didn't even notice." "HAPPY:" "Yesterday, you brushed a leaf from my hair, and on Tuesday you laughed hysterically at something I said." "How do you know it wasn't funny?" "I was reading a menu." "Pupu platter?" "I can't help but feel something's changed." "Are you referring to our kiss?" "Don't... say it." "(whispers):" "Kiss." "Almost kiss." "It didn't happen." "Yet." "(helicopter whirring)" "CABE:" "That's Lithuanian President" "Dmitri Kreshenko and his chief advisor Mikko Aleska." "TOBY:" "Mikko's a big fella." "MERRICK:" "Over there is Belarus President" "Boris Sakovich and his entourage, and finally Latvian President Juris Nikonov." "Th-That's actually Latvian Prime Minister." "Their president's more of a figurehead." "You didn't read my report either." "All right, let's get to work." "WOMAN:" "Director Merrick." "Ah, Ms. Munoz." "Cabe, this is René Munoz," "Assistant Secretary, State Department." "Since there's a good chance that things could become tense over the next few days..." "I'm here to keep these guys away from each other's throats and at the bargaining table." "Great." "Right now we need to get these men in front of the green screens and make it look like they're back in their home countries and not here." "Anything gets lost in translation, we'll reach out." "Understood." "PAIGE:" "Excuse me." "René." "Uh, I wrote a report on the historical customs and traditions of these nations, if this could be of any help." "Uh, thanks." "I'll refer to it if I get in a jam." "Okay, cut!" "What the hell is he doing?" "What are you typing?" "Nothing." "I'm pretending." "An eight-year-old with a DVR can slo-mo this and see every keystroke." "If this does not read as real, then all of it was a waste of time." "So can you please stop pretending and actually type something?" "Thank you, sir." "Walter, you just need to..." "Mr. President, you can type whatever you'd like." "We'll just raise the camera an inch so no one sees your fingers." "Is that acceptable?" "Thank you, sir." "Okay." "What was that?" "He was doing it wrong." "And over the next few days, we'll need to make a half dozen of these videos, so I need to nip bad habits in the bud." "Me, too." "So I'll be clear." "You do not talk to a president like that." "And, you, you do not talk to a president at all." "I was just trying to help." "Want to help?" "Stay on the sidelines." "(clock ticking)" "Is it just me, or does this feel like a seventh grade dance?" "I didn't go to the seventh grade dance." "Me neither, but I imagine this is what it was like." "Typical." "We sit here in silence while neither of you are willing to extend the first olive branch." "We have all traveled the same distance." "I do not hear you making offers." "This summit was my idea." "That is my offer." "I suggest this a year ago." "Now it's your idea?" "MUNOZ:" "Gentlemen, I respectfully submit that we all follow the rules of parliamentary procedure, which we all agreed to prior to today." "KRESHENKO:" "We also agreed to no more military border maneuvers." "And their army has since positioned..." "Hey, you know what?" "Uh, I suggest some honey mead." "(quietly):" "What are you talking about?" "Come on, gentlemen." "I know someone here brought the mead." "How else would we toast to peace when this is all over?" "Drinks are a good idea." "In these nations, you don't fix emotional arguments with rules of procedure." "You grease the wheel with a tradition old enough that they all lay claim to it." "I want her off the grounds." "Now." "Like hell." "She just did your job for you." "It's just pouring drinks, but she's got them working together." "She stays." "KRESHENKO:" "Okay." "Raise your glasses." "Sveiks." "(groans)" "Mr. President!" "Mr. Kreshenko!" "I'll get the doctor!" "Mr. President!" "Mr. Kreshenko!" "Mikko!" "(urgent chatter)" "Whoa, whoa, what are you doing?" "I'm an MD." "Shut up." "I need to hear his breathing." "Doc, what the hell's going on?" "Well, he's been poisoned." "This is Dr. Chong." "He is a U.N.-certified physician assigned to the summit." "You will all pay for what you've done!" "Yashin!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Put down your weapons!" "You're outmanned and you're outgunned!" "Now lower your weapons!" "WALTER:" "Actually, uh, Cabe, you're wrong." "The firepower is... evenly matched." "If everyone were to fire simultaneously, then those two gentlemen over there would kill each other, that Marine over there would take out Yashin, the falling bodies would expose those behind them to oncoming fire from the other Marines," "and we would wind up with-- excuse me-- three dead security personnel and three dead politicians." "Based on quick vector and percentage calculation, almost 100% certainty." "Sylvester, how are my numbers?" "Sounds pretty good to me." "TOBY:" "It's actually four dead politicians if Kreshenko isn't treated ASAP." "MIKKO:" "This was a setup!" "You brought the bottle." "Sakovich poured it, and Juris passed it out." "Everyone had access." "No one knows what happened, except somebody was planning this all along, and the mead was the perfect opportunity." "Now, this man needs medical care, stat." "No one goes in or out of the grounds." "From here out, everyone is a suspect." "Estamos no bloqueio." "Pulso está caindo significativamente." "Da freqüência cardíaca diminuiu para 42 bpm." "Ele está em bradicardia." "Seja qual for o veneno que ele ingeriu, ele está tomando conta." "Tenho adrenalina no meu kit." "Se eu misturar exatamente com a atropina e nifedipina, que podem comprar algum tempo." "Quão mais?" "Sem um antídoto?" "Este homem será morto em 90 minutos." "SYLVESTER:" "Não podemos acessar um antídoto, porque não sabemos o que o veneno é." "As coisas podem ficar muito pior antes de melhorar." "Paige, você fez um bom trabalho de acalmar as coisas mais cedo." "Vá ver se você não pode resolvê-los para baixo novamente." "TOBY: eu vou ir com ela." "Talvez eu possa ler alguns marcadores de culpa." "Se encontrar o culpado, nós vamos ter uma melhor chance de descobrir o que foi colocado em sua bebida." "Vá." "Todos nós sabemos o que acontece se a notícia se espalha que houve uma tentativa de assassinato durante as negociações de paz furtivos." "Armamento vai ser preparado, ataques militares começou." "E isso será o início da Terceira Guerra Mundial." "Font color = # 00FF00 ♪ ♪ Scorpion 1x18  font color = # 00FFFF Once Bitten, Twice Die  data original do ar em 09 de março de 2015" "== Sync, corrigido pelo font color = # 00FF00 Elderman  == font color = # 00FFFFelder_man" "FELIZ: eu sei que isso não é bom, mas será que realmente acho que uma guerra mundial pode sair a partir da morte do presidente da 89ª mais populosa nação do planeta?" "SYLVESTER:" "Primeira Guerra Mundial começou porque do assassinato do arquiduque Franz Ferdinand, um homem que 99% do planeta nunca tinha sequer ouvido falar, por isso não só é possível, mas ela já aconteceu." "Temos de evitar que esses caras de transmitir todas as comunicações a partir deste rancho." "Poderíamos pegar carona no Wi-Fi para colocar nossa própria virtual rede de área local em torno de todo o composto." "Como um laço cibernético." "Nós vamos capturar qualquer e-mails, textos, telefonemas de qualquer pessoa no estabelecimento." "Não podemos deixar que eles saibam que eles amordaçados." "Eles não vão." "Eles vão pensar que as suas mensagens estão sendo recebidas, porque Sylvester responderão posando como os seus associados." "Lembre-se de volta para a garagem quando eu disse que estava desconfortável com decepção?" "Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." "Mm-hmm." "Ainda desconfortável." "Por favor, se você simplesmente ..." "Você pode até mesmo lê-los quando você não sabe o que eles estão dizendo?" "Universal micro-diz transcender a linguagem, mas eles são os políticos; eles são mentirosos treinados." "Então, eu estou recebendo bubkes." "Se eles se acalmam," "Eu poderia ser capaz de pegar em alguma coisa." "Eu acho que eu tenho uma idéia." "Não me manter no escuro." "O que está rolando?" "Mitzy Von Schneiden." "Cantor da década de 1920, cuja mãe estava letão, pai era lituano." "Ela estudou na Bielorrússia." "Todos eles adoram ela." "E é difícil para continuar lutando ao ouvir a canção de ninar que sua mãe costumava cantar para você." "(Reprodução de música suave)" "Isso é realmente uma boa idéia." "(Cantando mulher em língua estrangeira)" "Essa música é linda." "Se Kreshenko morre, espero que um  pill-naja-bura  não nos impede de seu funeral." "Oh, Deus." "Toby, eu acho que sei o que foi dado a Kreshenko." "(Monitor cardíaco apitar de forma constante)" "Laço cibernético está prendendo um monte de e-mails e texto messages-- tudo para os colegas de volta para casa, tudo de choque e consternação pelo envenenamento." "Nada nefasto aqui ainda, qualquer um." "Esperemos que isto irá manter seu coração indo até que possamos determinar exatamente o que precisamos fazer." "TOBY:" "Não!" "CHONG:" "Que diabos?" "Gallo ..." "Qual é o seu homem está fazendo?" "Essa adrenalina teria o matou instantaneamente." "Paige." "A ... a tempestade de poeira." "Merrick, tudo faz sentido." "PAIGE:" "O cara da Bielorrússia sussurrou as palavras  pill-naja-bura." "Isso é "tempestade de areia" em bielorrusso, efetivamente um palavrão na história da nação." "E tudo começou com o veneno de uma cobra." "Em 1897, a primeira guerra entre" "Bielorrússia e Lituânia eclodiu após o que foi considerado desrespeito flagrante pelo governo Belarus." "Eu não preciso de um relatório do livro agora." "Ela, na verdade, tem algumas boas idéias." "Paige, vá em frente." "PAIGE:" "Ok, então, filho do presidente lituano morreu depois de ser mordido por uma cobra venenosa, e os diplomatas de Belarus não apareceu para o funeral." "A desculpa era que não havia esta terrível tempestade de poeira." "Mas essa desculpa não foi aceita, eo que se seguiu" "Foi uma guerra de quatro anos e as tensões ainda estamos vendo hoje." "TOBY:" "De acordo com Paige, o veneno no menino causou uma propagação vermelho imediato, urticária nos braços e pescoço, assim como Kreshenko." "Se o veneno foi dado a ele como um simbólico "vá se ferrar", depois que a adrenalina fará com que o veneno de trabalhar mais rápido e matá-lo instantaneamente." "Você sabe, Gallo, você está ouvindo essas mergulhões é uma coisa, mas agora você tem a garçonete chamando os tiros?" "WALTER:" "Estamos julgando pessoas com base em currículos passadas?" "Porque você era uma loja de departamento de Santa para ajudar a pagar sua faculdade." "Como diabos você descobrir isso?" "Olha, o ponto é, se não conseguir remédios em Kreshenko e ele morre, é os nossos jumentos." "Se você estiver errado, ele vai morrer instantaneamente." "Sim, e se ela está errada, então nós tivemos a chance para salvar um presidente e não o fizemos." "Debater este desperdiça tempo precioso." "Agora, Paige, cabe a você, ok?" "Como você está certo de que você ouviu?" "Eu estou 100% confiante no que eu ouvi e o que eu estou dizendo a você." "Depois, há a nossa resposta." "Isso é ridículo." "Eu comecei um curso de tratamento para este homem." "Estou terminando o protocolo." "Hey!" "Você está fora de sua mente?" "Essa foi a única adrenalina que eu tinha no site!" "Eu confio no meu time." "A chamada de seguro era seguir procedimento." "E se ele morreu, ele morreu." "Agora é nossos pescoços." "Eu vou prender o presidente Sakovich, mas o bloqueio refere-se a todos vocês." "Ninguém deixa os motivos até que o homem ou é guardado ou ele está morto." "Porque eu não estou comendo este bala sozinho se isso vai para o sul." "Esqueça Homeland, ele deve trabalhar para o Tesouro a maneira como ele passa a bola." "Concentre-se." "Temos apenas uma hora, e não sabemos que tipo de veneno que estamos lidando." "SYLVESTER:" "Existem inúmeros mortal" "Cobras da Europa de Leste, muitos dos quais podem causar urticária avermelhada." "Sly, Toby," "lo a descobrir que tipo de cobra bielorrusso estamos procurando." "Feliz, Paige, e I-- vamos descer até o santuário réptil abaixo da PCH." "Então, quando chegar lá, você pode nos dizer que tipo de cobra que precisamos de obter." "Então vamos fazer um antídoto com seu veneno." "Você ouviu Merrick." "Ninguém vai a lugar nenhum." "Acho que tenho uma maneira de contornar isso." "Aumentar o zoom, uma câmera, portão norte." "Alguém está tirando fotos." "Obter Director Merrick." "Sir." "Oh, eles compraram." "Ótimo, just-apenas manter essa câmera na frente de seu rosto." "Venha me pegar, manequins." "MERRICK:" "Todos os corpos até o portão norte." "Now!" "Tudo bem, vamos lá." "Hustle." "Para onde vamos?" "Bem aqui." "Ok, se apresse." "Ok, vamos lá." "Apresse-se, apresse-se, apresse-se." "Venha." "Cabe, eu não quero apressá-lo, mas se voltar aqui e estamos presos ..." "É aqui em algum lugar." "Comentário do DVD em  Blackrock   Shootout , disse que eles deixaram intacto a porta secreta do deputado usado para escapar." "Vale a pena ser um fanboy." "Tudo bem, o leste ao longo desse monte; deve haver uma trilha, levá-lo a uma estrada." "Agora ir buscar-nos uma cobra." "Até logo." "Vamos lá, vamos lá." "Sir!" "Eu verifiquei o perímetro daquele bluff." "Não há nenhum sinal de ninguém, nem mesmo faixas de veículos." "Bem, ele tem que estar aqui em algum lugar." "Não é como o cara só apareceu e desapareceu." "Filho da puta." "Anda logo." "Eu não quero qualquer evidência de que temos sido até." "MERRICK:" "Gallo!" "Vocês dois, sair." "Ooh, Cabe está em apuros." "Você tem síndrome de Estocolmo?" "Só não quer que estas eggheads dizer?" "O que você fez é insubordinação, traição borderline." "Eu fiz uma escolha para salvar a vida de um homem." "Não, você fez uma escolha para me desafiar e para apoiá-los." "Você não trabalhar tão estreitamente com Scorpion como eu." "Você só não sei como eles vão sobre as coisas." "Eu sei que você foi hipnotizado por esse garoto Walter desde o minuto em que você conheceu." "Eu não sou mais fascinado por ele do que você está ameaçada." "E o nosso trabalho é proteger as pessoas," "Agora, deixe-me fazer uma pergunta." "Você acha que você e Walter seria tão grandes amigos se ele sabia o que realmente aconteceu em Bagdá com software que você teve-o fazer?" "E se eu lhe disse?" "Deixe-me ser claro." "O que Walter sabe e o que ele precisa saber é até mim." "Se você divulgar nada para ele, eu e você terá um problema onde ranking não entram em jogo." "Você está ouvindo?" "Não tenho certeza de onde estamos, mas eu sei que isso não chega nem perto do santuário de répteis." "E agora?" "Carona?" "Eu não estou mostrando perna." "Não, não há tempo para pedir carona." "Feliz, eu ouvi um caminhão." "Rápido." "Perfure-me no nariz." "Finalmente." "(gemidos)" "Bom trabalho." "(grunhidos)" "PAIGE:" "O que ele está fazendo?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Ei, cara, você está bem?" "Não é realmente." "Eu estava caminhando, e eu caí no meu rosto." "Você tem alguma gelo?" "Alguns gelo?" "Sim, sim, com certeza." "Venha ao redor de volta." "Ok." "Hey." "Venha participar." "Obrigado." "Aqui está o seu gelo." "Obrigado." "Além disso, me desculpe." "O que está acontecendo?" "Batê-lo, feliz!" "WALTER:" "Nós vamos devolvê-lo!" "Negócios com o governo Oficial!" "Ok, então chegamos ao santuário réptil ... encontrar o curador, que ele nos pegar a cobra direita." "Sim, o que é que vamos fazer?" "Nós vamos dizer-lhe alguém que conhecemos, mas não pode divulgar, foi mordido por uma cobra venenosa que pode ou não pode ser nativo para esta área, e ele só tem que confiar em nós e nos dar essa cobra," "apesar de cobras venenosas são regulados pelo Estado, e nos dando um poderia pousar na prisão?" "Oh, você tem uma idéia melhor?" "Nós roubar a cobra." "Nós roubar a cobra." "Isto é uma violação da Convenção de Genebra." "Então é assassinato." "Seu porco!" "Eu vou matar você para o que você fez!" "Agora, eu te disse uma vez, você manter a calma, ou eu vou algemá-lo lado a lado com esses homens." "Há muitas cobras bielorrussos." "Não há nenhuma maneira de saber qual é que é." "É isso o que você vai dizer Walter quando chamamos ele?" "Eu não sei nada sobre cobras." "Este não era mesmo a minha idéia." "Ah, ah, não há "eu" em Scorpion." "É uma figura de linguagem." "Oh." "Laço cibernético só tenho um outro texto." "Este é de Mikko." "Estou colocando-o no tradutor agora." ""Tudo está no lugar, movendo-se para a frente"?" "Eu não gosto do som disso." "Você sabe, é ambígua." "Pode não significar nada." "O presidente do homem está morrendo." "Ele não vai send um texto internacional para alguém que não significa nada." "Isso é ambígua de propósito, mas isso significa alguma coisa." "O Quê?" "Você acha que Mikko poderia ser a pessoa que passou o patrão um mickey?" "The text was meant for someone named" "Eras Ilgauskas, and a quick search shows that he's a wealthy manufacturer in artillery production and distribution." "You think Mikko could be in the weapons game with him?" "That would explain why he did something that could cause World War Three." "If Kreshenko signs that peace treaty, then there's no war, and if there's no war, there's no weapons to sell." "We arrested the wrong guys." "And we're looking for the wrong type of snake." "Killer's not from Belarus." "We need something from the Lithuanian region." "That's where Mikko's from." "And there's only one snake that matches our specific set of symptoms." "The adder." "Toby says we got the wrong guys." "It was Kreshenko's advisor." "The snake we're looking for is the adder." "HAPPY:" "I hacked the sanctuary's schematics." "The best route to the snake is the side employees' entrance." "Once in, to avoid security, you're gonna have to use the cross beams above the displays." "I didn't design the building, man." "We can still communicate within the cyber noose, so we need to respond to his text." "There's no way Mikko doesn't expect to hear back from him, a co-conspirator in an assassination." "If he doesn't, he'll get suspicious." "What do I say?" "Uh, needs to be ambiguous, as well." "Just confirmation of receipt." "That's what they would've planned." "Okay." "How about "Thank you"?" "Sure." "Why don't you put a thumbs up emoticon at the end of it, too?" "Just send "Confirmed""" "No." "Send... "Okay""" "No!" "Send "Okay." "Confirmed""" "You're confusing me." "Just send "Confirmed""" "That's it." "Just send that." "Sent." "You think he'll buy it?" "Yeah." "Unless they had a specific code word planned in advance." "Yeah." "Let's go tell Cabe we got our guy." "(footsteps approaching)" "I think they had a code word." "Is that him?" "No." "That's the running of the bulls in Ventura." "Yes, it's him!" "Okay." "What do I do?" "What do I do?" "You are the computer experts, no?" "No." "(sighs)" "We dabble." "Give me your phone." "Easy, Mongo." "I know you texted me!" "(grunting)" "Hit him, Sly!" "Okay!" "Hit him!" "I got him!" "(groaning)" "SOLDIER:" "Stop!" "U.S. Marine!" "He's the assassin!" "SOLIDER:" "Got eyes on him!" "Are you okay, Sly?" "CABE:" "What the hell happened?" "You guys all right?" "(groans) It was Mikko." "He framed those Belarus boys." "Big guy's fast." "(animals squawking)" "MAN:" "Welcome, gang." "Got a lot of neat stuff to see and learn today, so head on in." "Just follow these footprints." "Excuse me, sir." "Can you help me?" "I am the teacher's assistant with this class, but I..." "I'm so terrified of snakes, and I was..." "C-Can you stand with me during your presentation, please?" "Please?" "GUIDE:" "Um, sure, yeah." "I won't leave your side if you don't want me to." "Oh, thank you." "You're such a smart, brave man." "I'm so lucky to have someone like you looking after me." "How long have you worked here?" "Your friend better get back here with that venom soon." "He's almost gone." "WALTER (quietly):" "Happy, am I getting any closer?" "All I can see are a bunch of turtles." "Hang a left." "Okay." "Got snakes?" "Mm, yeah, getting there." "You okay?" "Sure." "Are you scared of snakes?" "Oh, no." "Walter, I've seen you diffuse a bomb." "That risk was calculable." "You cannot predict what a wild animal will do." "I'm just gonna reach down, scoop up the snake and then get out." "Limited risk." "I will be fine." "Okay, you have to make sure you don't harm the snake when you retrieve it." "Do you want to change places?" "Hell no." "Those things are deadly." "GUIDE:" "Okay, kids." "If I could have everybody at this window over here." "If everyone stays quiet, I can tell you about the over 40 breeds of venomous snakes that we have here." "Now, many of these snakes come from a tropical, wet climate, but since SoCal is a desert, who would like to make our snakes feel more at home?" "CHILDREN:" "Me!" "Me!" "You certainly look like a snake lover." "Press that little red button and see what happens." "I don't have a good feeling about this." "GUIDE:" "You made it rain!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "(children screaming)" "Let's make our way to the exit, kids." "Call security!" "Walter." "Okay." "Not good." "(groans)" "Oh, boy." "A deadly snake." "(hissing)" "(hissing)" "Walter, don't move." "Okay." "We need a tan snake with a zigzag pattern along its back." "I think that's the one, the one that's near your business." "Guys." "There's a tan snake with a different zigzag pattern in this tree." "Which one do we want?" "How the hell should I know?" "I'm a mechanic." "PAIGE:" "Can we try and capture both of them, make antidotes out of both venom, see which one works?" "No." "There is barely enough time to make one antivenom." "(hissing)" "I have an idea." "HAPPY:" "Uh, are you doing what I think you're doing?" "PAIGE:" "What?" "Wait." "Walter, what are you doing?" "Walter, what are you doing?" "!" "Process of elimination is our most efficient path." "Come on, come on, come on." "Whoa!" "(yells)" "Crap." "(groans)" "I think we've got the right snake." "(groans)" "Okay, move." "(muttering)" "Watch the snake." "PAIGE:" "What the hell is the plan here?" "To make an antidote, we need a host to inject a little bit of venom into, not enough to kill it, but enough to develop antibodies." "There." "That's our host." "Yeah." "I'm on it." "One ferret coming up!" "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "(ferret squeaking)" "Yep." "(tires screeching)" "Ah!" "Come on!" "Don't be stingy!" "Okay, I think I got enough." "Uh, yeah." "I got enough." "How are you still functioning while Kreshenko's barely alive?" "(gasps)" "Because I'm younger." "But we have to get back to the ranch fast." "Happy." "Hey, I'm doing 90 in a burrito truck." "Cut me some slack." "Okay, hold him still." "Wait, is this gonna hurt him?" "I'm so glad that you're concerned about the ferret." "I'm sorry." "Okay, buddy." "Help me out here." "(gunshot)" "Next time... let your horse do the thinking." "He's smarter." "(tires screeching)" "SOLDIER:" "Freeze!" "Stop right now!" "Stop the vehicle!" "Halt!" "HAPPY:" "Lower your guns." "We're the Homeland guys." "We've got an antidote." "Okay." "Come on, Walt." "We're almost there." "Careful on those steps, Happy." "There's taco grease!" "(grunts) Oh, no." "What did you do?" "I dropped the ferret." "Oh, he does not look good." "The fuel quotients for the rockets are off." "CHONG:" "He's rambling." "He's delusional." "He's in bad shape." "TOBY:" "Walter, what the hell were you thinking?" "The antibodies are in the host organism." "What host organism?" "PAIGE:" "I slipped on taco grease getting out of the van, and when I fell, the ferret with the venom got away." "That's the first time anyone has ever said that." "I got to go help Happy find him." "WALTER:" "Paige, I'm sorry." "I..." "What?" "I'm sorry." "I had reservations." "Reservations about what?" "I-I never took you to dinner." "Whoa, little sucker's fast." "What am I supposed to do with this thing?" "SYLVESTER:" "Oh, no." "Really?" "CHONG:" "I need a high-speed centrifuge to separate out the antibody from the ferret blood." "Yeah, Walter must've had a plan here." "Walter's not talking right now, Toby." "TOBY:" "Okay, okay..." "They're dead men." "They're going to die." "Let me think, okay?" "What is there to think about?" "I'll just inject them with ferret blood, without processing it." "Million-to-one shot but what choice do we have?" "No, you're not taking a million-to-one shot with my friend's life, you understand?" "You go near him with that ferret," "I'm gonna cram that furry little dude up in a place it can never run away from." "You follow?" "We just need to separate the antibodies from the plasma." "Somehow simulate a high-speed centrifuge." "You came here in a taco truck, right?" "Okay." "Oh!" "Salad spinner!" "Let's go." "All right, come on!" "Okay." "Now we wait." "Even if we save Kreshenko, these guys are so distrustful of one another, they'll never sit down and negotiate." "Well, then we'll have to figure out a way to motivate them to want to." "(woman speaking indistinctly over TV)" "How'd we do?" "Walter." "How are you feeling?" "Oh, terrible. (chuckles)" "But, uh, worse now that I've seen this." "So Kreshenko died, word got out, and now we're off to a decade of death and destruction?" "Not exactly." "Are they..." "Signing a peace treaty?" "You bet they are." "We showed them what would happen if they didn't." "Come with me." "I'll show you." "MERRICK:" "Gallo," "I know today was rough and we went at it, but you got the ball into the end zone." "I won't forget what you did." "And you threatened to disclose something to Walter" "I don't ever want shared." "I won't forget what you did, either." "REPORTER:" "Both sides are set to start pulling back heavy weapons on Tuesday to create a buffer zone of up to 140 kilometers." "You used my software." "Old footage of Lithuanian tank maneuvers laid over border territories they have never been near before." "Soldiers disembarking tanks, except we put them near the disputed boundaries." "Images over images." "Like Colorforms." "The United States and Germany have promised ground troops immediately, a move the Russian government has called an act of direct aggression." "She's using my voice dubbing software." "No." "Actually, the British accent's Happy's real voice." "She's been lying to us the whole time." "We just spliced the wiring of our broadcast to the satellite dish on the roof, so now everybody thinks they're watching the real news." "That is fantastic work, guys." "SYLVESTER:" "Just call us the Ghosts of Christmas Future." "We scared the hell out of them." "They ran to the bargaining table." "So, uh, what happens when they get back and find out the truth?" "What are they gonna say?" "That a bunch of schmucks who work out of a garage outsmarted them?" "Those guys want to get re-elected." "♪ ♪" "(sighs) Where is it?" "HAPPY:" "Doc." "Come here a minute." "What's up?" "When you grabbed that doctor and put him in his place, it was hot." "Um... thank you for that..." "Shh." "Just don't talk." "Don't ruin it." "Okay." "Okay." "(sighs)" "(sniffs)" "Why's it smell like seawater?" "I formulated, uh, an electrolyte solution." "It's more efficient than the market brands." "It tastes, um... disgusting." "Taking that bite today was crazy." "I know we go down a lot of dicey roads, but that was..." "It was necessary." "War was imminent." "Still, I don't like you taking that kind of risk." "Noted." "You look like you're going to say something." "(ferret squeaking)" "You kept it?" "He saved my life." "Least I could do is save it from becoming a... snake's lunch." "Toby named it Ferret Bueller." "I don't understand the reference." "PAIGE:" "I need my history textbook." "I'm already late as hell!" "E eu não entendo por que ela não me disse que ela estava tendo uma aula de noite." "Você, neste grupo, é muito para competir com academicamente." "Ela sabe que não há nenhuma razão para competir." "E que ela não pode competir." "Assim como não podemos competir com ela em tantos aspectos." "Então ... por que manter escondido?" "Há um milhão de razões pelas quais as pessoas guardam segredos." "Às vezes, nós simplesmente não podemos entender." "PAIGE:" "Não!" "Não, não!" "Qual é o problema?" "Busted principal água em Sunset." "Tráfego é engarrafado." "Não há nenhuma maneira eu vou fazer o meu final." "Vou Flunk." "Eu preciso de um favor." "(Convulsa sirene)" "PAIGE:" "Oh, meu Deus, eu fiz isso ." "Isto é incrível." "Sete minutos de sobra." "(risos)" "II não teve a chance de empinar hoje." "Eu sei que você acha que este material é um absurdo, mas ..." "Estou nervoso." "Você outshined e impressionado um enviado diplomático experiente hoje." "Então, se você pode fazer isso, você pode esmagar o teste." "Eu estou orgulhoso de você." "Obrigado, Walter." "== Sync, corrigido pelo font color = # 00FF00 Elderman  == font color = # 00FFFFelder_man"