"[school bell ringing]" " Well, the school day is over, but that doesn't mean the learning has to stop." " That's exactly what it means, Brain Hilda." " I'm going to ignore your good-natured barb and go finish my extra, extra credit report positing that aliens do not exist." " What?" "Yes!" "Awesome!" " Wait, you're excited about my report?" " Couldn't care less." "I'm excited that you're finally wrong about something." "Cosmo, cue the Chloe's wrong celebration." "[horn blares]" "Now sing the "Chloe's Wrong" song." "You do, Wanda!" " Well, I'm not sure I feel comfortable singing the songs for" " Sing it!" "all: ♪ Chloe's wrong, and I wrote this song ♪" "♪ To say Chloe's wrong ♪" "♪ Wrong, wrong, wrong ♪" " ♪ Wrong, yeah ♪" "That felt great." "Anyway, aliens do exist." "I'm friends with one named Mark Chang." "He's from the Planet Yugopotamia, and he lives at the Dimmsdale dump and looks like a squid, but with his brain on the outside of his body." "Oh, and he's also a prince." " Of course he is." "And I'm the queen of Planet Your-Full-Of-Bologna." " Wanda, poof us to the dump and end the crazy." "Prepare yourself, Chloe, or shall I call you, "Wrongy Miss Wrongerstein"?" "You're about to see an alien." "Dude!" " Dude!" "And dude and dudettes." "What's up?" "Check out these wind chimes I made from muffles and bedpans!" "[laughs]" " Mark, my friend Chloe here doesn't believe in aliens." " Only because they do not exist." " Mark really is an alien, Chloe." "He's just in his human form as Justin Jake Aston, moody teen dream with three first names." " Chloe accepts everybody, even if they're super weird." " He's right, I do, because what is weird anyway, but a judgment borne from fear-based sociological norms?" " All right, those were words." " Just show her you're an alien!" "[warbling]" " Ha!" " [screams]" " [screams]" "I told you, Timmy." "It freaked out the little dudette." " That wasn't my freaked-out scream." "That was my "aliens are real and that is so, so cool" scream." "Tell me all about your unique alien traits." " Well, I sleep with my eyes open." " Really?" " Sleep." "Sleep." "Sleep." "Sleep." " Wake up!" " I'm awake!" " What else do you do?" " I also have this dope fake-ifier belt that can turn me into whatever I want so I can blend in with the crowd all incognito-like." "Check it!" "[warbling]" "I could be a rat with a banjo." "The always stealthy toilet with a moustache." "[flushes]" "And my go-to, an old man juggling cats." "[cats screeching]" "But!" "Alas." "It is bogus to have to disguise myself." "It would be so righteous to walk amongst humans in my alien form and pursue my ultimate dream of styling hair under the pseudonym Monsieur Pierre." "[warbling]" " Loving it!" "It's a W for Wanda." " Hey, you know what else begins with "W"?" "Wrong!" "And that's exactly what Chloe was." " It's important that I was wrong, Timmy." "What is important is that Mark is a very special boy, cat juggler, banjo rat, creature, who should be able to be himself and follow his hairstyling dream." " Alas, the world is not ready for an alien squid named Mr. Pierre." " Oh, Mark Chang, you don't need to hide as a toilet with a moustache." "If people really got to know you, they would love you." " You have inspired me, tiny dudette." "Accordingly, I shall now reward you with a complementary hairdo-dette." "[upbeat music]" " Eeh!" "I love it!" "Ooh." "Although I may need a neck brace." " I wonder where Chloe Wrong-Michael is." "Maybe she came down with a bad case of Wrong-itis." " Did she catch it from you, Turner?" "She better get here soon." "If she doesn't give her report, then I'll actually have to teach you bucket heads!" " Fear not, Mr. Crocker, because I am here to present a report of great import." "I was originally going to posit that aliens do not exist, but turns out I was-- oh, it's so hard to say this-- wrong." "[explosion and whistling]" " You've got some weird soup in your thermos, Turner." " Instead I'm going to prove that aliens do exist, with the help of my new friend, Mark Chang, who happens to be a real-live a" " No!" "Cosmo, Wanda" "I wish time would stop!" "[musical flourish] [laughter] [pop]" "Chloe, you can't tell anyone that Mark's an alien." "There are government agents everywhere that'll snatch up Mark and study him like a lab rat." " Timmy, it's important for Mark to be himself, and I believe that people are ready to embrace him in his true form." "Also, there's not a government agent within 500 miles of here." "Cosmo, Wanda" "I wish time would start again." "[fanfare] [laughter]" "I give you my friend, Mark Chang, a real, live alien." "Do your thing, Mark." " Dudes and dudettes, behold: moi, as my most awesome self..." "Ah!" "[all scream]" " [screams]" " Let's get Mark out of here before the government agents show up." " Sorry, it's too late." "We're already assembled, and you're surrounded." "[rip]" " You're all government agents?" "Even you, Bucky?" "You can't even tie your own shoes." " Hey, I don't have to." "My mom got me clogs." "They go clippity clop like a horsey." " Bravo team leader, this is "Just Got My Braces Tightened."" "We have an E.T. What's your ETA?" " Foxy Cougar repelling in now." "Don't look up;" "I'm wearing a dress." "♪ ♪ [all scream]" " So, mother, you're a government agent?" "That explains why you get picked up for Bridge night by a Blackhawk helicopter." " You've seen too much, Denzil." "I can either neutralize your memory or deputize you as a junior agent." " I could go either way." "It's your call." "♪ ♪" "Well, hello." "Who are you?" "Also, who am I?" "[all screaming] [all panting]" " Walls made of books?" "[echoing] What is this crazy place?" " It's called "the library."" "You'd know that if you ever studied." "[pounding]" " We got to move." "[screams] [all screaming]" "Everyone, to my bicycle built for two!" "It has an extra seat in case a person in need wants a ride." "[bell dings]" "[all scream]" " Hello." "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "Where did I get this parachute?" "[all screaming] [poof] all:" "Whoo!" " Full moon." "Flying bike with an extraterrestrial in a basket." "I feel like I've seen this before." " This is Foxy Cougar, saying "land that bike."" "It's T-minus 5 minutes to the early bird dinner at the Dimmsdale Diner, and they're having two kinds of pudding." "[all screaming]" " Ooh!" "[siren blaring]" " It's over, squid boy." "Soon you'll be rooming in a cell next to the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot." " Those are my dogs, yo!" "Which explains why they did not show for band practice." " Ooh, I'm normally opposed to violence, but if you lay one hand on my friend, Mark Chang..." "Whoo-ah!" "Ugh." " Just throw a net on them!" "The pudding's gonna get a skin." "[all scream] [warbling]" " Measly earthlings." "Beware:" "Mark Chang is a member of the intergalactic alien federation and is therefore protected by big scary aliens like me." "Release him and the earth girl at once, or your planet will be vaporized-- a lot!" "[all scream]" " Release the prisoners!" "[all scream]" "Okay, scary alien, we did the thing." "It's pudding time." " Not so fast." "We also demand that you allow Mark Chang to live amongst you in his alien form and style hair." "In addition, you should totally leave Chloe Carmichael alone, because she is awesome, even if she is wrong-- a lot." " Finally, Timmy Turner must get his own personal pizza chef." "Ooh, and also he should never have to go back to the scary room with the walls made of books." " Oh, and release, Nessie and Bigfoot." "Our band's got a gig at a middle school dance on Saturday." " What Mark said." " Done and done." "Retreat!" " Group hug, brahs!" "[laughs]" " See, Timmy?" "I was right after all." "People did accept Mark Chang for who he is, even if it did take the threat of a global annihilation." " Yeah, and it's also cool that I'm getting a haircut with the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot!" " Mr. Crocker, where are you?" "Who am I?" " Pudding!" " I am Mr. Pierre!"