"REMEMBER BACK IN HIGH SCHOOL WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS" "HAD YOUR WHOLE LIVES PLANNED OUT?" "WE WERE THOSE GUYS," "THEN LIFE THREW US A CURVEBALL." "I GOT DIVORCED, SHERMAN'S WIFE LEFT HIM, HE FREAKED OUT" "AND WOUND UP WITH A LITTLE PUBLIC RELATIONS PROBLEM." "JASON GOT INVOLVED IN A CORPORATE SCANDAL," "SO HE VOLUNTEERED AT A HOSPITAL" "AND FELL IN LOVE WITH AN ENGAGED DOCTOR." "OUR HIGH SCHOOL VALEDICTORIAN'S LIFE" "DIDN'T TURN OUT AS PLANNED, EITHER." "NONE OF OUR LIVES TURNED OUT THE WAY WE PLANNED." "NOW THEY ALL LIVE WITH ME, BUT AT LEAST" "WE HAVE EACH OTHER.." "YOU KNOW, IN CASE OF EMERGENCY." "OH, MY PANTS..." "TOO..." "TIGHT." "WELL, SO YOU GAINED A LITTLE WEIGHT." "WE'LL GET YOU INTO THIS-- WHY IS IT ALWAYS MY FAULT, MAUREEN?" "I'M SURE DYLAN DIDN'T LEARN THAT WORD AT MY HOUSE." "SON OF A BITCH!" "Yeah, who was that?" "ONE OF THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE" "YOU HAVE TRAIPSING IN AND OUT OF THERE?" "OW!" "THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE ARE SHERMAN AND JASON." "OW!" "YOU'VE KNOWN THEM FOR YEARS." "THEY'RE PERFECTLY NORMAL." "I HATE THESE PANTS." "HARRY, CAN YOU TELL HIM THAT HIS ASS ISN TOO BIG?" "'CAUSE I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE." "NO, IT'S NOT TOO BIG!" "some PEOPLE LIKE BIG BUTTS." "I'M A GOOD FATHER, MAUREEN." "ARE YOU, HARRY?" "Would you stop questioning everything I do" "WHEN IT COMES TO DYLAN?" "WHO'S THIS KELLY WOMAN DYLAN KEEPS TALKING ABOUT?" "KELLY?" "WELL..." "SHE'S--SHE'S JUST A FRIEND." "AND--AND SHE HAPPENS TO BE AN INTERNATIONAL LAWYER" "AND WORKS AT A VERY PRESTIGIOUS FIRM." "YOU PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, HONEY," "AND GO BACK TO YOUR WIFE." "HI, GUYS." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "BAD CHECK." "KELLY, HELP!" "NOT THE FACE, GUYS." "CHRIS IS GETTING MARRIED NEXT WEEK." "HEY, MR. KIM." "THANKS, KELLY." "UGH!" "DR. DALY, PLEASE REPORT TO E.R. 7..." "WHOO!" "OH, OH, OH, OH!" "OKAY, A LITTLE HELP, A LITTLE HELP!" "HEY, HEY!" "BE GOOD TO THE DOCTOR!" "ALL RIGHT?" "OR SHE WON'T GIVE YOU A BALLOON." "OH." "YOU OKAY?" "YEAH, HE JUST KINDA CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE." "OH, YOU KNOW, YOU NEED TO RELAX." "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO GRAB A NAP, SEE A MOVIE?" "MY FIANC?" "HE'S KINDA FUNN" "DATING AND NAPPING WITH GUYS FROM WORK." "NOT DATING, JUST COFFEE-- AS FRIENDS." "YEAH, MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THAT REALLY HURTS," "I MEAN, AFTER I SAVED YOUR LIFE AND EVERYTHING." "OKAY, COFFEE--AS FRIENDS." "IT'S NOT A DATE." "UNDERSTOOD." "I GOT A DATE, AND YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!" "BUT, GERALD, I'M MISSING RECESS." "TURKEY SANDWICH?" "I SAID I WANTED SUSHI." "BUT MY DAD SAID SUSHI DOESN'T TRAVEL." "BUT SUSHI DOESN'T TRAVEL, HONEY." "JUST TELL ME THIS KID'S NAME SO I CAN TALK TO THE TEACHER." "I CAN'T." "GERALDILL KILL ME." "BOY, YOU'RE A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK." "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, DYLAN." "I'LL GIVE YOU MY PEPPER SPRAY." "THAT'LL STING.THE LITTLE BASTARD." "KELLY!" "HEY, YOU WANNA, UH, GET BACK AT THIS BULLY?" "DO WHAT I USED TO DO-- SLEEP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND." "OH, YEAH, THAT'LL WORK OUT." "YOU GOT CHLAMYDIA." "OH, YEAH." "OKAY, OKAY, NON-PARENTS, I CAN HANDLE THIS." "NOW, DYLAN, REMEMBER, YOU JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH GERALD" "A LITTLE BIT EVERY DAY AT RECESS," "BUT GERALD HAS TO LIVE TH HIMSELF ALL DAY LONG." "SO IF HE DOES THAT TO YOU AGAIN, YOU JUST TELL HIM THAT." "HE'S SENDING THAT POOR KID INTO A BUZZ SAW." "OH, YEAH." "DEAD KID WALKING." "THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH MY FAT CLOTHES." "CAN'T WAIT TO FINALLY GET JOANNA AWAY FROM THAT HOSPITAL," "SO SHE CAN SEE THE REAL JASON VENTRESS." "YOU MEAN THE ONE WHO'S FACING FELONY CHARGES?" "NO, NOT HIM." "OH, THE ONE WHOSE BANK ACCOUNTS ARE FROZEN BY THE S.E.C.?" "NO, NOT HIM." "WHO'S LEFT?" "THE COOL GUY WITH THE GREAT CAR AND THE AWESOME APARTMENT." "UH, ALL RIGHT." "I NEVER LIKED HIM." "WHY DO YOU KEEP THESE?" "I MEAN, ISN'T THE FIRST STEP" "IN YOUR DIET BOOK BURN ALL YOUR FAT CLOTHES?" "WELL, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER WHERE I CAME FROM." "PLUS, A LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEAD" "TOLD ME I MIGHT NEED THESE SOMEDAY." "REALLY?" "ACTUALLY, IT WAS MY--MY MOTHER." "I THINK HER EXACT WORDS WERE," ""PUT THEM IN MOTHBALLS, TUBBY."" "BUT YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOURSELF ALL DAY LONG." "I'M OKAY WITH THAT." "UH, DYLAN, YOU RUN BACK TO CLASS NOW, OKAY?" "THANKS, REALLY, A LOT." "GERALD, RIGHT?" "YOU SEE THOSE TWO GUYS OVER THERE?" "THEY'RE FROM THE KOREAN MOB." "THEY LIKE TO BULLY PEOPLE WHO ARE SMALLER THAN THEM, TOO." "IF I HEAR THAT YOU'VE TOUCHED DYLAN AGAIN," "THEY'RE GONNA PAY YOU A VISIT." "YOU UNDERSTAND?" "OKAY." "NOW BEAT IT." "I'M GONNA MAKE SUCH A GREAT MOM SOMEDAY." "I'M HERE WITH ELIZABETH YABLONSKY..." "THESE ARE ROOMY." "AT BOOK STEW ON WILSHIRE" "FOR THE SIGNING OF HER NEW BOOK." "OH, GOD." "MOTHER?" "PEOPLE ARE LINED UP AROUND THE BLOCK." ""BLAME THE CHILDREN" HAS REALLY TOUCHED A NERVE." "WELL, MOTHERS CAN RELATE." ""BLAME THE CHILDREN"?" "EVERYTHING MY SON SHERMAN WROTE ABOUT ME" "IN "EATING FOR MOMMY" WAS A LIE." "WHAT?" "SHERMAN JUST NEEDED SOMEONE TO BLAME BECAUSE HE WAS FAT," "AND WHO DO CHILDREN ALWAYS BLAME?" "WE MOTHERS, BUT NOT ANYMORE." "BLAME THE CHILDREN." "BLAME THE CHILDREN!" "BLAME THE CHILDREN!" "LOOKS LIKE I BETTER CALL..." "BLAME THE CHILDREN!" "OH, MAN!" "OH, YOU HAVE DONE IT NOW!" "YOU HAVE KICKED THE BEEHIVE, LADY." "YOU HAVE KICKED THE BEEHIVE!" "WOW, THAT'S A LONG LINE JUST TO GET A BOOK SIGNED." "YEAH." "THAT'S WHY I DON'T READ." "UM, THIS CARD WAS DECLINED, TOO, SIR." "I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO GIVE BACK THE COOKIE." "NO." "THERE MUST BE A MISTAKE." "THIS CARD IS GOOD." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "WHY DON'T YOU LET ME PAY?" "YOU DID SAVE MY LIFE." "THAT'S GOTTA BE WORTH" "AT LEAST A NON-FAT DECAF SOMETHING." "OH, THAT'S NOT HOW I ROLL." "AND BESIDES, I GOT ANOTHER CARD IN THE CAR..." "HAVE A SNICKERDOODLE." "FUN TO EAT, FUN TO SAY." "HEY, YOU CAN'T TOW AWAY MY CAR." "HEY, NOT TOW, BUDDY--REPO." "YOU DON'T PAY, WE TAKE AWAY." "UH, HERE..." "HEY!" "WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOUR CAR?" "THANKS." "THANKS A LOT." "OH, THEY'RE RECALLING IT." "YEAH, YOU SEE, THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME DRIVE IT AWAY." "THE GERMANS ARE SO STRICT, HUH?" "SEE YADEADBEAT." "SEE, THAT'S GERMAN FOR "THAT CAR'S COMING BACK SAFER."" "WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO FOR A STROLL?" "HOLD ON." "GERALD'S PARENTS WANT DYLAN EXPELLED?" "THEIR KID WROTE "SUSHI" ON OUR SON'S HEAD." "GERALD TOLD PRINCIPAL BECKMAN" "THAT THE KOREAN MOB THREATENED HIM ON THE PLAYGROUND." "THE KOREAN MOB?" "THE--THEIR KID IS OBVIOUSLY MAKING THE WHOLE THING UP." "WELL..." "OW!" "THEIR LEADER USED THOSE EXACT WORDS--"THE KOREAN MOB."" "THEIR LEADER, MAUREEN?" "ARE THEY MOBERS, OR ARE THEY ALIENS?" "I am not laughing, Harry." "OH, YOU NEVER DO, MAUREEN." "THIS IS SERIOUS." "IT WAS CONFIRMED BY THE JANITOR," "WHO SAW THEM TALKING with a very attractive Korean woman." "Do you know anyone like this, Harry?" "UH..." "NO, I DON'T KNOW ANYONE LIKE THAT," "AND NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE IN THIS HOUSE, so I am not going to listen TO YOU ANY LONGER." "Yes, you are..." "UH-HUH." "and I will tell you why you will listen, because I have a lot to say to you and you are gonna..." "UH-HUH." "OKAY." "SO I GUESS I'LL JUST SEE YOU TOMORROW AT WORK." "OH, WE DON'T HAVE TO BE DONE YET." "I MEAN, I HAVE A FANTASTIC ESESSO MACHINE" "RIGHT UP IN MY APARTMENT." "I-I REALLY DON'T THINK I SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "WE CAN GO SOMEPLACE ELSE FIRST." "OKAY?" "JUST GIVE ME A SECOND." "I AM POSITIVE I HAVE TWO ROLLS OF QUARTERS" "JUST RIGHT UPSTAIRS." "OKAY?" "UH..." "OKAY." "HEY, MAN." "SORRY, MR. VENTRESS." "I CAN'T LET YOU IN." "WHAT?" "WHY NOT?" "YOU'RE BEING EVICTED." "LANDLORD'S ORDERS." "YOU GOTTA PAY YOUR RENT, MAN." "UH, DUDE, COME ON." "JUST LET--LET ME THROUGH." "HEY, DIDN'T I BUY YOU" "THAT BEAUTIFUL WATCH FOR CHRISTMAS?" "HUH?" "THAT WAS SAM-- THE OTHER BROTHER." "OH." "GUESS I'LL BE SEEING YOU AROUND." "OW." "HEY, OW, OW, OW, OW." "AAH!" "UGH!" "JASON!" "IS EVERYTHING OKAY?" "AH, I'M FINE." "WE DO THIS KIND OF THING ALL THE TIME." "WHOA!" "THANKS A LOT, FRANKLIN." "I PAY HIM TO DO THIS." "HE LOVES IT." "WHERE IS SHE?" "HEY, HEY, WHERE IS SHE?" "THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE" "WHERE IS SHE?" "SHE'S GONE." "ARE YOU HERE TO BLAME THE CHILDREN?" "I AM THE CHILDREN." "WHERE IS SHE?" "OH, MY GOD, THEY'VE GOT ME UNDER "30 DAYS TO A BETTER BUTT."" "YOU HAVE PUT ME UNDER A BUTT." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH?" "YOU BROUGHT 2 GUYS" "FROM THE KOREAN MOB TO THE PLAYGUND?" "THEY WERE VERY LOW LEVEL." "THAT IS NOT GOOD PARENTING." "WELL, IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?" "ARE YOU INSANE?" "DYLAN COULD GET EXPELLED," "AND IF MAUREEN FINDS OUT, SHE'S GONNA GO CRAZY ON ME." "YOU WANT ME TO PAY HER A LITTLE VISIT?" "OH, NO." "YES." "NO." "WELL, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP." "STOP WITH THE HELPING." "OH, GOD!" "OH, GOD" "I GOTTA MAKE THIS GO AWAY." "HEY, CAN YOU GET YOUR FRIENDS TO JUST APOLOGIZE TO GERALD?" "WELL, THEY'RE NOT SO MUCH FRIENDS AS SOCIOPATHS." "THEY DON'T DO "SORRY."" "MEAN, NOT UNLESS THEIR BOSS TELLS THEM TO." "WHO'S THEIR BOSS?" "SO, MR. KIM, SIR" "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MEETING WITH ME." "HARRY, THE BUTTERBALL DOESN'T SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH." "OH!" "OKAY." "TRANSLATE FOR ME." "UH, HERE'S THE THING." "I NEED TO ASK A SMALL FAVOR OF YOU." "UM, UH" "I NEED TO ASK A SMALL FAVOR OF YOU." "UM, UH" "YOUR TWO COLLEAGUES HERE..." "MIGHT HAVE UPSET A LITTLE BOY." "MIGHT HAVE UPSET A LITTLE BOY." "IT SURE WOULD HELP ME OUT A LOT" "IF THEY COULD APOLOGIZE." "WHEW." "WHAT'D HE SAY?" "WHAT--WHAT--WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT DID HE SAY?" "HE SAID HE'D DO IT." "THAT'S IT?" "HE WAS TALKING FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES." "UH, MOST OF IT WAS ABOUT HOW HE CAN'T FIND COMFORTABLE PANTS." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND ANOTHER GAME TO PLAY WITH YOUR DOORMAN." "I DON'T KNOW." "FRANKLIN-- HE LOOKS FORWARD TO THIS." "JASON, ARE YOU IN SOME KIND OF TROUBLE?" "AND I'M NOT JUST ASKING THAT" "BECAUSE YOU HAVE A CANDY WRAPPER STUCK TO YOUR HEAD." "UH, NO." "NO, I'M FINE." "YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST DO THIS ANOTHER TIME." "NO, LISTEN." "THIS ISN'T ME." "I'M BETTER THAN THIS." "I'M BETTER THAN THE GUY that you SEE at the HOSPITAL ALL THE TIME." "I'M--I JUST REALLY WANTED US TO GO OUT AND HAVE SOME COFFEE" "SO YOU COULD SEE THAT." "BUT TODAY, THIS..." "SUCKED." "WELL, SOMETIMES YOU HAVE THAT KIND OF DAY." "YEAH, WELL, IT'S BEEN THAT KIND OF LIFE LATELY." "OH, GREAT, IT'S RAINING." "PERFECT." "AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN UMBRELLA FOR YOU." "THAT'S OKAY." "IT'S ONLY RAINING ON YOU." "OH." "GREAT." "I GOT ALL THE WAY HOME," "AND I REALIZED THAT WE NEVER PAID FOR THAT SNICKERDOODLE." "YOU MUST THINK I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON." "SNKERDOODLE." "THANKS, MAN." "SORRY I HAD TO ROUGH YOU UP IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRL." "SHE'S NOT MY GIRL." "NOW SHE NEVER WILL BE." "MAN, I JUST WANTED HER TO SEE HOW COOL I WAS," "SEE ALL MY COOL STUFF" "YEAH, THAT WAS A SWEET RIDE." "I KNOW." "NOW, WITHOUT ANY OF MY COOL STUFF," "I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM." "YOU KNOW, THIS MAY SOUND WEIRD," "SEEING AS HOW I JUST BEAT THE STUFFING OUT OF YOU," "BUT DO YOU NEED A HUG?" "YOU KNOW, I-- I KINDA DO." "COME HERE,Y MAN." "THANKS, MAN." "OKAY, OKAY, OKAY--OH!" "WHO'S ON TOP NOW, MA?" "HEY, UH..." "I KNOW YOU." "NO, I DON'T THINK SO." "JASON'S FRIEND." "YOU'RE THE SCRATCHED CORNEA." "I TREATED YOUR EYE." "OH, RIGHT." "THE EYE PATCH-- A LOT OF PIRATE JOKES." "HAND ME THAT STACK." "OH, SURE." "I KNOW YOU!" "YOU KNOW, ARE WE ON A LOOP HERE?" "JUST BEAT IT." "NO, I MEAN, I KNOW-- I KNOW THIS YOU." "WHAT?" "WE MET ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO." "I REMEMBER BECAUSE IT WAS MY FIRST NIGHT AT THE HOSPITAL." "OH..." "MR. YABLONSKY HAS AN INTESTINAL BLOCKAGE WHICH" "FEELS LIKE I SWALLOWED MY KEYS." "I NEED SOME PAINKILLERS HERE, PEOPLE." "OH, SQUARE PEG, ROUND HOLE." "A LITTLE BUTTER, A LITTLE GREASE." "THIS ISN'T GONNA FLY." "OKAY, WE NEED TO TAKE HIM TO A BIGGER M.R.I." "VOLUNTEERS?" "YOU." "SKINNY PEOPLE, THIS ISN'T GONNA FLY, PEOPLE." "OKAY, WIDE LOAD." "HELP ME." "WHERE AM I GONNA TAKE HIM?" "TO THE ONLY M.R.I. IN THE CITY THAT'S BIG ENOUGH." "NEXT?" "COME ON, GIRL." "COME ON, HOPPITY, LET'S GO." "IT WON'T BE MUCH LONGER." "THERE'S JUST ONE WALRUS AHEAD OF YOU." "I GOT A MEMBERSHIP HERE." "YOU THINK THAT WOULD COUNT FOR SOMETHING." "WELL, THE GOOD NEWS IS, they BUMPED THE SPITTING CAMEL FOR YOU." "YEAH, BUT A KANGAROO CUT IN LINE." "I GUESS YOU'VE HAD A PRETTY ROUGH DAY." "NO, IT'S FINE, FINE." "I'M IN AGONY." "I'M IN AGONY, AND I THINK I JUST SAT IN SOME MONKEY POO," "AND EARLIER A KID POKED ME WITH A STICK AND SAID," ""WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE MANATEE?" IT'S THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE." "OH, I'M SORRY." "I'M SORRY." "I'M NOT LAUGHING AT YOU." "IT'S JUST, THIS IS NOT HOW I PICTURED MY FIRST DAY." "I MEAN, BACK IN BOSTON I WAS KIND OF A STAR RESIDENT," "AND OUT HERE-- OUT HERE YOU'RE BABYSITTING A FREAK SHOW" "AND A CAMEL SPIT ON YOUR SHOE." "WHAT?" "OH, NO, I JUST GOT THESE." "AH, IT'S JUST CAMEL SPIT." "CALM DOWN." "LOOK, I REALLY--I REALLY AM SORRY, BUT LOOK AT IT THIS WAY" "IT'S GOTTA GET BETTER, RIGHT?" "THIS IS AS BAD AS IT GETS." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST UP FROM THIS MOMENT ON." "YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT." "OH, HERE WE GO" "IT'S GONNA BE ABOUT another ten minutes" "THE WALRUS JUST CRAPPED ALL OVER THE M.R.I. MACHINE." "OKAY, FROM THIS MOMENT ON." "IS THAT THE SAME ONE I'M GONNA BE..." "LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT IT." "I STILL WON'T GO TO THE ZOO." "I STILL THINK ABOUT THOSE SHOES." "BUT LOOK AT YOU." "YOU WROTE A BOOK." "YOUR LIFE REALLY DID GET BETTER." "YEAH." "IT WAS A GREAT RIDE," "AND NOW I CAN'T PASS BY AN OVEN" "WITHOUT DEBATING WHETHER TO STICK MY HEAD IN IT" "OR BAKE A TRAY OF COOKIES." "SO YOU SEE, GERALD, IT WAS ALL ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING." "KELLY DIDN'T SAY, "KOREAN MOB,"" "SHE SAID,"CORY" AND "ROB."" "RIT, KEL?" "I'M ASIAN." "WE CAN'T PRONOUNCE OUR K's AND M's." "YOU LOOK FAMILIAR." "HAVE WE MET BEFORE?" "OH, SHE THINKS ALL WHITE PEOPLE LOOK ALIKE." "COME ON, KEL, WE NEED TO GET SOME MORE COOKIES." "WELL, THIS IS GREAT." "NOBODY WANTS ANYONE EXPELLED." "WE USED OUR WORDS." "MAUREEN DOESN'T SUSPECT A THING." "EVERYTHING'S FINE." "JUST ONE LITTLE THING." "NOW YOU'RE IN DEBT TO THE KOREAN MOB." "I'M IN DEBT TO THE MOB?" "!" "DON'T SAY "MOB" SO LOUD." "THEY DON'T LIKE THAT." "WELL, HOW DO I REPAY THEM?" "WHAT, I GOTTA WHACK SOMEBODY?" "I GOTTA SMUGGLE BAGS OF OPIUM" "ACROSS THE BORDER IN A FAKE SCROTUM?" "OH, NO, NO, NO." "ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS SOMETHING NICE FOR MR. KIM." "LIKE WHAT?" "YOU WANT ME TO PLANT A TREE IN ISRAEL?" "OH, YEAH, THAT'S AN IDEA." "WOULD IT WORK?" "NO!" "Come on!" "Things will get better" "YOU'RE A BRIGHT GUY." "YOU CAME UP WITH THIS GREAT DIET." "OH, GROW UP." "THAT'S NOT HOW I LOST THE WEIGHT." "AFTER MY SURGERY, I WENT ON AN I.V. DRIP FOR SIX MONTHS." "MY MOTHER'S RIGHT." "I'M A FRAUD." "OKAY, WELL, YOU DIDN'T GAIN THE WEIGHT BACK..." "YET." "AND THIS BOOK HAS HELPED A LOT OF PEOPLE," "SO MAYBE YOU'RE NOT THAT BIG A FRAUD." "YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME?" "I'M PUTTING THE WEIGHT BACK ON." "WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "PUT DOWN THE SNICKERDOODLE." "I..." "PUT IT DOWN--NOW." "PUT IT DOWN." "DOWN." "WHY DON'T YOU TRY READING YOUR OWN BOOK?" "OH, HEY, LOOK." "IT'S ON SALE." "STUPID BOOK." ""STEP one" "BURN YOUR FAT CLOTHES."" "DR. JOANNA IS A GENIUS." "WAIT A MINUTE." "I'M A GENIUS." "I WROTE IT." "HEY, HOMELESS GUY, GET ME SOME, UH, WOOD." "NO, I DON'T FEELIKE IT." "I GOT A HEADACHE." "MY HAIR IS STICKY." "I'M NOT IN THE MOOD." "IS THAT BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GET YOUR COFFEE TODAY?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "SHERMAN INVITED ME TO THE PANTS BURNING." "YOU OWE ME $3.50." "ALL RIGHT." "LES BURN SOME PANTS, people." "I GOT THE MATCHES!" "I GOT THE MATCHES!" "HI, MOM." "WANNA BURN SOMETHING?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK MR. KIM WOULD LIKE BETTER" "OCOLATES WITH NUTS AND CHEWS OR THE SOFT CENTERS?" "SOFT CENTERS." "HE DOESN'T LIKE TO SPEND HIS TIME CHEWING." "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON OUT THERE?" "WOW, MAUREEN, NOT A GOOD TIME." "HI, MAUREEN." "I'M KELLY." "WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE FRIENDS." "LOOK, I JUST TALKED TO GERALD'S MOTHER," "AND SHE TOLD ME EVERYTHING." "LORD, HARRY." "KOREAN BANDITS?" "HOW COULD YOU LET HER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?" "LOOK, I AM NOT CONDONING IT" "BUT WERE OUR SOLUTIONS ANY BETTER?" ""WALK AWAY, TALK IT OUT, BE REASONABLE"?" "THOSE ARE THE RIGHT THINGS TO DO." "IN A PERFECT WORLD, MAUREEN," "BUT WE DON'T LIVE IN A PERFECT WORLD, DO WE?" "I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN." "I WANT THAT WOMAN OUT OF THIS HOUSE" "BEFORE SHE CAUSES ANY MORE TROUBLE." "NO." "I'M SORRY, WHAT?" "NO ONE IS LEAVING MY HOUSE." "THESE ARE MY FRIENDS." "THESE ARE DYLAN'S FRIENDS." "I HAVE TOTAL RESPECT FOR YOU, MAUREEN," "BUT YOU HAVE YOUR WAYS OF PARENTING, AND I HAVE MINE." "WHOO-HOO-HOO!" "WELL--THIS IS YOUR WAY OF parenting?" "ALL RIGHT!" "YES, IT IS." "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?" "WE'RE BURNING SHERMAN'S FAT PANTS, DAD." "SEE?" "PERFECTLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION." "THIS IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE." "HOW DOES HELL FEEL?" "GOOD LUCK, SATAN!" "OKAY, WE GOT A PAIR OF 75-32s." "YOU DON'T SEE A LOT OF THESE." "TOSS 'EM." "DON'T BURN THOSE PANTS!" "WHAT--WHAT DID HE SAY?" ""YOUR DEBT IS PAID."" "BUT HE WAS TALKING FOR, LIKE, TEN MINUTES." "THAT WAS JUST HIM WORRYING THAT THE PANTS MADE HIS BUTT LOOK BIG." "OH, NO, NO!" "VERY SLIMMING." "I CAN HARDLY SEE YOU." "Capture:" "FRM@ID Sync:" "FRM@Crystal"