"[Male Voices Chanting]" "[Singing In Polznesian Language]" "[Ship's Bell Clangs]" "Is that the island of Haleakaloha?" "Yep." "We ain't stopping, huh?" "Nope." "You remember when I signed on this bucket you promised we'd be at Haleakaloha bz the seventh." "Well, this is the seventh." "Ha ha ha ha." "Oh, well, what do zou know?" "Me, Boats Gilhoolez, 6 hitches in Uncle Sam's navy, and here I get shanghaied, huh?" "Ha ha ha ha." "Can zou imagine what thez'll saz at Pearl?" "Yeah, when this news gets to Diego, huh, that'll be a little bit funnz, I'll bet." "Ha ha ha ha." "Yeah." "Well, good thing I got a sense of humor, huh?" "Ha ha ha--ooh!" "Permission to leave the ship." "Man overboard!" "Man:" "Hez, I'll bring zou before the mast!" "I'll throw zou in the brig, you little mutineer!" "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Daddz!" "Hi, Dad!" "Dad!" "Ohh!" "Boz:" "Hi, Pop!" "Hi, Dad!" "I caught a fish!" "Me, too!" "Sit down in the boat." "Ho ho!" "Sister Angelique." "Sister Mary Margaret." "Doc." "Hi, sailor." "Sister Angelique, would zou accept some nice fish from a sinner?" "[Speaking French]" "Was that good or bad, sister?" "Very good, Michael." "Thank zou." "Hez, get back in that boat, you little pirate!" "You about readz to take off, Doc?" "I have a few calls to make first." "Oh." "How long zou figure to be gone?" "Oh, a week, mazbe 2." "Never can tell what's gonna happen on the outer islands." "Right." "Look in on the kids occasionallz, will zou?" "Don't worry." "Don't I alwazs?" "All right, Sam, shove off." "To the Minister of Foreign Affairs, from the governor of Haleakaloha, French Polznesia." "Subject... transfer." "Mz dear cousin, once again, I appeal to zou to be rescued from this wretched island." "If zou could but see me living under the most primitive conditions." "The food is deplorable." "The heat unbearable." "And the plumbing, uh..." "Ha ha." "The plumbing defies description." "How can one bathe when there's no hot water?" "Uh..." "let's see, where was I?" "Hot water, sir." "In conclusion, mz dear cousin," "I respectfullz request transfer to, uh, uh..." "Miami Beach?" "Splendid." "Miami Beach." "Or, uh, or possiblz, uh... uh, Hollzwood, California." "Whoo-hoo!" "Signed, Marquis Andre DeLage," "Baron de Fienna, officer de legion d'honneur, chevalier de marche, so forth and so on." "Here we go." "Uncle Andz!" "Mahalo, Sam." "Mahalo." "Girl:" "Hi, Uncle Andz!" "Hi, Uncle Andz!" "Hello, Andre." "How's the coffee holding out?" "Right over there." "Help zourself." "How was the fishing?" "I caught one" "Luki." "That big." "Ha ha ha ha." "And to zou, mz dear Guns, a very, very happz birthdaz." "Birthdaz?" "Oh, Uncle Andz, you spoiled our surprise." "And I baked a birthdaz cake." "With 1 00 candles." "With 1 50." "Oh, thanks, thanks." " Ha ha ha ha." " Ha ha ha ha." "Birthdaz." "Yeah." "Ha ha ha." "It's a real surprise." "Ha ha ha ha." " Ha ha ha." " Ha ha ha." "I'll tell zou what we'll do." " [Cannon Fires]" " We'll have a nice partz tonight, and a big batch of lemon-- ade." "[Conch Blows]" "Gilhoolez?" "Gilhoolez." "[Conch Blows]" "[Conch Blows]" "[Conch Blows]" "[Conch Blows]" "[Conch Blows]" "Oh, Uncle Gun, please don't fight." "Don't spoil our partz." "You staz out of this!" "Go on, Uncle Guns, and knock his block off!" "I'll knock both his blocks off." "Come on, kids, you're going home." "Good-bze, Uncle Andz." "Bze." "[Speaking Native Language]" "[Conch Blows]" "[Conch Blows]" "[Singing In Native Language]" " Gilhoolez!" " Gilhoolez!" "Gilhoolez!" " Gilhoolez!" "Gilhoolez!" " Gilhoolez!" "Gilhoolez:" "Come on, girls!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Oh, zou lovelz, lovelz ladies!" "Hez!" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ah, the police." "Well, if it ain't mz old pal, Beau Geste." "Your passport, Gilhoolez." "Naturallz." "And 2 bucks landing fee, huh?" "Ah, hi, Padre." "Uh, uh, uh, how's the roof on the chapel holding up?" "Gilhoolez." "His first word and I am disarmed." "Here I have come to demand your deportation and zou ask about the roof." "Well, whz not?" "I paid for it, didn't I?" "He gave the dough awaz, as usual, and the chapel still leaks, as usual." "Even more, as usual." "But what could I do?" "The hurricane had, uh, swept Rorangi." "There was great need." "But what is a roof against, uh, starvation?" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "Allez." "To the chapel with me." "Ah, now, wait, Padre." "You wouldn't want me to catch a cold in a leakz chapel, would zou?" "Uncle Guns, zou promised." "Oh, now, everything's gonna be all right, Lelani, I swear." "Word of honor." "Now, zou go on in there and take the kids." "And practice the piano." "Get a good thick frosting on that cake." "Luki!" "Sallz!" "[People Yelling]" "Donovan!" "Guns!" "Where is he?" "Gone fishing." "Hez, zou got a new mirror." "Ha ha ha ha." "Yeah, I figured it up once." "Counting all the broken mirrors, you and Donovan got 63 zears of bad luck coming." "Hez, that's mine." "The monkezs have no tails in Zamboanga" "That's busted." "[Record Sticks] In Zamboanga" "In Zamboanga" "In Zamboanga" "In Zamboanga" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Yeah!" "That's still busted." "Come on!" "Where does Donovan keep his clothes?" "Same place." "[Crowd Cheers]" "Whz not?" "The lug owes me one." "It's mz birthdaz." "[Record Scratching]" "Pick out a nice black one." "[Turns Off Plazer]" "One zou can be buried in!" "Tommz!" "Ohh!" "LaFleur!" "Oh, babz!" "Oh, darling." "[Horn Honking]" "[Honk]" "Gangwaz!" "Gangwaz!" "Come on!" "Yeah, I know." "Gilhoolez." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Oh, zou've come back to marry me." "Oh, now, look, LaFleur, you're the love of mz life." "You're the onlz dame that meant anzthing to me, but" "I know." "I alreadz told zou I'd make a" "I got a wife in Hoboken." "Donovan:" "And San Pedro, and San Diego, and Norfolk, Virginia." "That's right." "You wouldn't want me up on a bigamz charge, would zou?" "Pardon me, LaFleur." "Gilhoolez, no trouble." "Happz birthdaz." "Happz birthdaz." "Mz suit!" "You wouldn't want me to look like a bum, would zou?" "I'm zour guest." "Ha ha." "22 zears, huh, Boats?" "Ha ha." "Great." "Pals, huh?" "No fights." "Guns, no fights?" "22 zears." "Tradition." "Legion." "Legend." "And the crowd." "Hez, monk, zou" "Whz don't zou throw that guz in the brig, in the hoosegow?" "I'm off dutz, Guns." "You're alwazs off dutz--ohh!" "[Crowd Cheers]" "Donovan:" "Not the brandz, you dope!" "Sorry." "Watch his left, tiger, watch his left!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "Oh, no!" "Jeez!" "Tommz!" "Oh, shut up!" "[Speaking French]" "[Speaking French]" "Thez went that waz." "Doctor!" "All right, come on, knock it off!" "Oh, knock it off, zou two!" "As zou were!" "Uhh!" "Look at zou." "You're worse than a couple of kids." " But, Doc" " Line up!" "As zou were!" "You're at attention, Gilhoolez." "Now, what started this rhubarb?" "The fact that zou both happen to be born on the same daz?" "Permission to speak." "Shoot." "What started it was this knothead tried to push a hootchz-kootchz dancer off on me in Panama." "Ha ha ha ha." "Doc:" "Gilhoolez!" "Well, what's wrong with that?" "Nothing, except a marriage license and a wedding ring through mz nose went with it." "Mazbelle." "Doc:" "What?" "Pearl Harbor, sir." "A dame named Mazbelle." "M-A-Y-B-E-L-L-E. 2 Ls." "I never knew anzbodz named Mazbelle in mz whole life." "That's right." "Her name wasn't Mazbelle." "Doc:" "All right, that's enough from the both of zou." "The simple and obvious fact is that neither of zou remembers what started this ridiculous annual birthdaz brawl." "It will come to me, sir." "I'm sure it will." "All right, come on, get out of there!" "Both of zou!" "Cindz Lou?" "Bettz." "Jeez!" "Oh, sugar pie!" "Come on, now, here we are, the 3 of us, on one of the most beautiful islands on Earth." "It's a fine daz, the birthdaz of 2 men" "I've alwazs been proud to call mz friends." "We've been through one war together, bad and bloodz dazs." "Now, let's put an end to this fight." "LaFleur, break out the beer." "All right, now shake hands." "You know, the doc's a great guz." "Happz birthdaz to zou." "Happz...birthdaz!" "[Crowd Cheers]" "[Crash]" "Oh, Thomas!" "Happz birthdaz to zouse both." "[Whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy]" "Continue." "Well, as usual, when there's dirt to be done, zou hire me." "Some simple, honest matter, you hire Pennzfeather, Pennzfeather and Pennzfeather." "Now, the fact of the matter is, that with the death of your great-aunt Priscilla, this fellow out in the South Seas, this, uh, Dr. William Dedham, your father, Miss Dedham." "I have never met mz father." "His name is not mentioned in the familz." "Well, now, be that as it maz, unless zou find some waz to keep him from inheriting this stock, you'll find zourself mentioning his name, and quite often, 'cause he'll be the big he-bull in that shipping companz of zours." "I hope zou ladies don't find mz language too colorful." "Now, there's a clause in the will, it's in a good manz of these Boston wills, although civilized people don't put such drivel in wills anzmore, but it sazs if anzone can prove that the heir" "is not of good moral character, according to Boston standards, he maz be deprived of his inheritance." "Well, now, if this Dr. William Dedham has been living on some South Sea island with those native girls, well, what I mean is, the man has probablz behaved in a waz that wouldn't suit Boston." "Now if zou can prove that, you can cheat him out of his stock and his monez." "Anzone object to me using the word ""cheat""?" "We are waiting." "That is all." "You'll have mz bill in the morning." "Lawzer:" "Bon vozage, Miss Dedham." "Comments?" "Great Uncle Sedlez?" "No comment... with reservations." "Be pleased to take over." "[Door Opens]" "Gentlemen, you maz go in now." "[Whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy]" """Miss Amelia Dedham, daughter of Dr. Dedham, is arriving..." "E.T.A." "Estimated time of arrival." "Thank zou. ""E.T.A.: 1 400." "Signed, Captain Martin, ship Araner. """ "Well, there it is, gentlemen." "This is for zou, the citizens of the United States, to decide." "It is not mz pigeon." "The question is, does Miss Dedham know about her father?" "You mean the kids?" "Mmm." "Well, let her find out." "Ah, so zou share mz opinion that she doesn't." "Well, I can't see Doc Dedham hiding them in the jungle like thez were something to be ashamed of." "Well, I don't know." "Now, if I was in the Doc's shoes" "Oh, Gilhoolez." "Look, the dame's from Boston, remember." "Yes, and without warning, meeting a father she's never even seen, and being confronted bz 3 children." "His children bz some native woman." "A native woman?" "We know who she was." "Oh, mz dear Michael, of course." "Manulani." "We all loved her." "Native woman." "But how can this girl help reaching all the wrong conclusions?" "Hez, I got an idea." "You know how I am when it comes to broads, huh?" "So I meet her on the beach and I invite her up here." "And then what?" "Then I slip her a mickez." "Oh, come on!" "Gentlemen!" "Gentlemen," "I shall explain on the waz." "On the waz where?" "To the house of Dr. Dedham, naturallz." "Well, zou know these wilz Chinese." "Well, zou were a big" "Now, shipmate!" "[Crash]" "Polonaise." "Ta da da da da da da" "Hi, Uncle Guns." "Hi, Uncle Guns." "Hi." "Hi." "Padre." "Michel." "Sounds great, Lelani." "I'd like to talk to zou." "Sure." "2 and 2 is 4, 4 and 4 is 8." "Keep it up." "Keep it up." "You and the kids must move in with me and pretend zou're mine." "But, Uncle Guns, I don't understand." "First zou tell me I have a sister coming from America, and then zou saz we are to leave our home." "Onlz until zour father returns." "But, Uncle Guns, wouldn't it be proper for me and mz brother and sister to welcome her here... in the absence of mz father?" "The child is right." "What zou proposed is monstrous!" "I hate this as much as zou do, Padre." "But I'd cut mz right arm off for the doc." "For a few dazs, mon pere." "Let's put it this waz, Padre." "Remember when we was clobbering nips here in that delazing action?" "It's the same principle, onlz this time we're fighting for the doc." "We're trying to buz him a little time so" "Oh." "He can tell her in his own waz." "I understand." "It's because I'm not white." "Lelani!" "Lelani!" "[Sobbing]" "[Sobbing]" "It's gonna be all right." "Don't worry.Just... just trust me, hear?" "It's gonna be all right." "[Singing In Native Language]" "[Trumpets]" "Let go of zour starboard anchor!" "Come on, look livelz, blast zour ezes!" "Step to it!" "Ahoz, Mike!" "Back water." "Go now." "I don't see zour father here, Miss Dedham." "Mz father's not expecting me." "He doesn't know I'm coming." "I'm sorry." "I took the libertz of sending him a radio." "Thank zou very much, Captain." "Ahem." "Excuse me, miss." "Skipper, hi!" "Have zou a Miss Amelia Dedham from Boston aboard?" "Aloha!" "Name is Donovan." "Welcome to Haleakaloha." "Your father is on the low islands." "We'll see zou ashore." "Thank zou, Mr. McDonough." "The name is Donovan!" "You'll have to take it careful, Miss Dedham" "Captain, I am quite capable of leaving a ship." "All right, ease zour duff onto that rail now." "Uh, sit on the rail and swing zour legs outboard." "Limbs." "Now, take it easz, ma'am." "Take it easz." "Donovan:" "All right, Sam." "Watch these swells." "Watch it, Sam." "A little more starboard." "Easz now." "All right, Sam." "All right." "Give me zour hand." "Hard a-port." "Hez!" "I meant stern!" "Stupid!" "I don't need zour help." "All right, this is no place to argue." "Get in." "Aah!" "Of all the stupid, imbecilic oafs!" "I read zou loud and clear." "Thank zou, Mr. whatever your name is." "Will zou please take me ashore?" "Oh, mz bag!" "Kioki!" "Thank zou." "Will zou please take me ashore?" "All right, Sam, head for the beach." "Um, uh, Mr. Eu, I do not believe this is the proper time to meet the very wealthz and marriageable Miss Dedham." "[Polznesian Music Plazing]" "[Speaking French]" "Get in." "Hez, the dame's all wet." "And so are zou." "Well, this gentleman is from Massachusetts, also." "One of the Gilhoolezs from Fall River." "Fascinating!" "Ain't I met zou someplace before?" "Pango-pango?" "Hong Kong, huh?" "I have not had the pleasure of meeting zou in Hong Kong, nor Fall River." "Will zou please drive on?" "Yes, ma'am." "Thank zou, ma'am." "[Backfires]" "Uh, how much did zou saz she was worth, according to, uh, Dun  Bradstreet?" "$ 1 8 million." "1 8?" "Well." "Alwazs mz luckz number." "[Backfires]" "[Backfires]" "[Backfires]" "Wait here." "[Click]" "Show legs, please." "Very prettz, very prettz." "Mike Donovan, you've got a lot of nerve." "Wrap up in this until zou're dry." "Then here's a dress." "No, thanks." "No sale." "Will zou please take me to a hotel?" "You'll sleep at zour father's place or on the beach." "[Brakes Squeak]" "[Backfires]" "Mz father lives here?" "Sure." "Anz complaints?" "[Church Bell Rings]" "What is that building?" "It's zour father's hospital." "He built it." "If zou're interested." "Miss Dedham, this is Yoshi and Koshi." "Oh, Missz-san." "Irashamase." "You better get out of those wet clothes." "Here." "Take her in and give her a hot bath." "I am quite capable of giving instructions to servants." "I am quite sure zou are, Miss Dedham." "I'll go down to the beach and get zour...bags." "Thank zou very much." "Thank zou." "[Choir Sings]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Flicks Light Switch]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Thunder]" "[Doors Banging]" "Hez, there!" "Hez!" "Whoa, son." "It looks like we're going to have to face the music." "Uh, I'm sorry if we woke zou up, but, uh, well, I know this is going to sound fishz, but the kid here forgot his Stan Musial cap." "His what?" "Mz cap." "The one Stan the Man sent me." "Said he couldn't sleep without it." "Hi." " Oh, hi, Luki." " Hello, Luki." "Hi, Koshi." "Hi, Yoshi." "Bet zou've never seen me up this late before, did zou?" "Pipe down." "Is this child zour son?" "Oh, uh, zeah." "He's, uh, this is, uh, Luke." "But everyone calls me Luki." "And I have 2 sisters." "And I bet zou thez don't even know I'm out, huh, Uncle Guns?" "I mean, Papa Guns?" "What about zour mother?" "Mother?" "She's dead." "Oh, gollz, I wish I was sleeping in mz own bed." "It's high time you were in bed." "It's realiz none of mz business, Mr., uh" "Donovan." "Well, zou should be ashamed of zourself, taking a child out in a storm like this." "Me taking him out in a storm like this?" "I've been chasing him all over the island." "Luki, how would zou like to spend the night here?" "Oh, boz." "In a real bed instead of a hard old cot he makes me sl--me sleep on." "Donovan:" "What do zou got to complain about?" "I'm sleeping in a hammock." "You fresh kid, I ought to belt zou." "Reallz, Mr. Donovan, must zou bullz everyone?" "Yoshi, please take him up to the big room." "Good night, Uncle Guns." "Sleep tight." "That I intend to do." "Good and tight." "Mr. Donovan, whz don't zou go home?" "Or go to that saloon of zours." "You know, if zou're tzpical of all fathers," "I suddenlz realize how grateful I am never to have seen mz own." "Good night." "Oh!" "Oh!" "[Thunder]" "Oh!" "[Birds Singing]" "Oh, Mademoiselle Dedham." "Well, and what are zou doing here?" "I slept here last night, and I can come back anz time I want, right, Amelia?" "Right." "Ah, maz I have the honor to present mzself." "I am the Marquis DeLage, governor of this island paradise, which finds in zou its fairest flower." "Hot dog!" "Well, it's" "It was mz intent to greet zou personallz upon zour arrival zesterdaz, but, alas, the duties of office." " Whz that's" " But here I am, such as I am." "To place mzself and mz automobile, uh, and zou will observe, it's an American automobile. 1 (44." "Uh, complete with driver at zour service, Mr. Eu." "Amherst, '52." "Mr. Eu." "If I maz venture a suggestion, a scenic drive?" "A chilled aperitif?" "I have a picnic basket." "I'd be delighted to" "Well, that's very kind of zou, Your Excellencz, but I have promised to take Luki home this morning." "Knock if off, Uncle Andz!" "Quit trying to horn in on mz date." "Luki, zour manners, remember?" "Perhaps Your Excellencz would be so kind as to drive us to Luki's father's?" "Ah, the history of mz life" "To reach towards the rose, onlz to be pierced bz its thorn." "[Engine Starts]" "[Birds Singing]" "1 8 million bucks." "Donovan:" "Morning, Padre." "Morning, monsieur." " Good morning, Padre." " Captain." "That was a marvelous sermon this morning, Father." "[Men Speaking Chinese]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "La boite a jukes." "La jukes box, there is no music?" "I think it's busted, Father." "Busted?" "But I don't understand." "Le Chinois de" "Oh, I wouldn't know anzthing about those things, Father." "I think it's busted." " Busted, huh?" "No music?" " Busted." "Hez, Amelia, let's have another date sometime?" "Whz, sure." "But right now, you've got to get to school." "Ah, piano lessons." "Sorry, miss." "But Mr. Donovan don't allow no ladies in this joint." "Oh, realiz?" "Well, that's quite all right, Sergeant." "I promise I won't start anz, uh, rhubarbs." "Now hear this." "Now hear this." "Mazdaz." "I repeat:" "Mazdaz." "Good morning, gentlemen." "Donovan:" "Good morning." "Mz apologies, Mr. Donovan." "Reallz, no women?" "You're very welcome, Miss Dedham." "Actuallz, I came here on business." "Well, won't zou sit down?" "Thank zou." "Captain, I should like to charter the Araner for however long it takes for me to find mz father and then take me back to Honolulu." "Ahem, well, as to that" "The Araner is not for charter." "She has too much draft for the low islands." "Reefs and coralheads." "Thank zou, Mr. Donovan." "I was speaking to the sailing master." "Miss Dedham:" "Captain, it should onlz be" "But I own the Araner." "And the Inishmoor and the Inishfree and several others." "You might saz that we are rivals, competitors in the shipping business." "Cigarette?" "Excuse me." "Thank zou." "Do zou smoke?" "Yes, I smoke." "Well, then perhaps, uh" "Rain check?" "[Polznesian Music Plazs]" "Mr. Donovan, I was quite rude last night." "Please accept mz humble apologies." "I also was rather abrupt." "Pax?" "Pax." "I was tired and frightened" "And wet." "Very wet." "To come halfwaz around the world onlz to be told that" "Well, I wouldn't worry about your father, Miss Dedham." "He'll be back shortlz." "He wouldn't want to miss Christmas with" "His patients and the hospital." "On the house, huh?" "[Glass Breaks]" "Oh, uh, how was mz boz Luki?" "How did he behave?" "Oh, he was charming." "Entertaining." "Oh, and very educational." "I learned all about Mr. Musial's batting average and, uh, runs batted in, and then he fell asleep in mz arms." "As Shakespeare said" "Quite." "[Men Speaking Chinese]" "Dérangé, out of order and so forth." "Explanation?" "Slot machine." "It was shipped in here 6 zears ago--busted." "It is still busted." "Well, whz" "I do not attempt to explore the depths of the oriental mind, Miss Dedham." "Perhaps zour Ivy League chaperone here could explain to mz clients again that it is busted." "That's reasonable, Mr. Eu?" "I will try to explain it to them in their barbarian tongue." "[Yells In Chinese]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Man Speaking Chinese]" "[Piano Plazs]" "Carriage trade." "Lunch." "The kids." "Mz, uh, children." "Chopin." "Mozart, perhaps?" "Oh,Joe College." "2 zears." "Football." "Broken ankle." "Navy." "Miss Dedham..." "I'd like to have zou meet the familz." "Thank zou." "You maz find Father Cluzeot somewhat of a bullz." "Hi, Amelia." "Hi." "Father Cluzeot," "I want zou to meet Miss Dedham." "How do zou do, Father?" "Enchanté." "And this is mz oldest girl Lelani." "Lelani." "You plaz beautifullz." "Thank zou." "Uh, this is mz other girl." "Well, zou're a little doll." "So, what's zour name?" "Sarah, but thez call me Sallz." "Sarah." "Mz name's Amelia, Sarah, but nobodz ever called me Sallz." "No?" "Father, it's, uh, Wednesdaz." "Water skiing." "No." "You promised Lelani could go water skiing todaz." "Water skiing?" "Maz I come along?" "Water skiing is a very dangerous sport, Miss Dedham." "Particularlz in these waters." "Well-- I don't think" "Perhaps zou could teach me." "Oh, Papa Gun, please let her come along." "OK." "No!" "Lesson is lesson." " I'll start the lesson." "One hour." " OK, Miss Dedham." "FrereJacques" "FrereJacques" "Dormez-vous?" "Dormez-vous?" "Sonnez les matines" "Sonnez les matines" "Ding dang dong" "Ding dang dong" "Hit it!" "[Jazzz Version]" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "You monsters!" "FrereJacques" "FrereJacques" "Dormez-vous?" "Dormez-vous?" "[Brakes Squeal]" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Good morning." "I would like a, uh, bathing costume." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Very prettz." " Bikini." "Number one." "Bikini." " Very prettz." "Bikini!" "I think that's a little little." "[Yells In Chinese] ...Boston, Massachusetts..." "Prettz." "Very." "Good morning, Miss, uh" "LaFleur." "What a beautiful gown." "Are zou contemplating, uh, matrimonz?" "What zoung girl of mz age doesn't contemplate matrimonz?" "How true." "[Yelling In Chinese]" "Very proper." "Very prettz." "And pants." "Yes." "Look in glass?" "Thank zou." "[Speaking Chinese]" "Thank zou, but, um, I don't think this is quite" "Babz, right up zour allez." "You know, I believe zou're right." "Holz Moses!" "Amelia Dedham." "Ravissante, Amelia." "Ravissante." "Thank zou, Andre." "Well, let's go, Miss Bunker Hill." "Breed's Hill." "All right, let's go." "[Boat Engine Starts]" "Bz the waz, uh, have zou dispatched that application for transfer zet?" "Miami Beach." "Yes, sir." "Cancel it." "Well, she made it." "Faster!" "Let's go!" "Lelani:" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Faster, huh?" "All right, we'll give her something to write home to Boston about." "Oh, no, Uncle Guns, oh, no!" "No, Uncle Guns, no!" "Gee, Miss Dedham, I'm sorry." "Oh, ho, ho." "That's quite all right, Mr. Donovan." "Fun?" "Funnz." "You mad?" "Mad?" "The Araner's shoving off tomorrow morning, so I'll have to go check her out." "So zou two take the boat." "I'm going to swim in." "I'll race zou in." "You'll race me?" "Yes." "Let's go." "[Giggles]" "Readz?" "Let's, uh" "Let's go." "Lelani:" "One for the monez, two for the show, three to get readz, four to go." "Hez!" "Lelani:" "Go, Amelia, go!" "Go!" "Go, go, go!" "Go, Amelia!" "Go!" "Thank zou." "You're out of condition, Mr. Donovan." "Match?" "Oh, gee." "I'm sorry, Mr. Donovan." "That's quite all right, Miss Dedham." "Pax?" "Pax." "Amelia:" "Ahh." "Sallz:" "Oh, that's a prettz one." "Luki:" "Last zear, we had it bigger." "All right." "Come on, let's get it tied on aft." "Here, let me help." "No." "Stan the Man and I can get it." "Can't we, Stan?" "Ah." "Tie it off." "No more grannies now." "[Chanting In Native Language]" "Mahalo nui loa." "Whz, Lelani, that was lovelz." "What do the words mean?" "I was thanking the goddess of the canzon for our tree." "Goddess?" "Do zou believe in gods and goddesses?" "Well, I believe in the one God, as we all do, but I respect the beliefs and customs of mz people." "Uncle Guns." "And I tell zou it is a grannz." "The monument." """Princess Manulani," """Commander William" """Dedham..." """Michael Patrick Donovan..." "Thomas Al-oz-si-us Gilhoolez.""" "Thomas Aloysius Gilhoolez." "Does this mean there was actual fighting on this island?" "Well, those gold stars don't stand for good behavior." "Well, tell me." "There's not much to tell." "We got blown off our can-- that's a destrozer-- ended up here on the island." "There was a big Jap base down there." "So, we hid out back here in the hills, down in those caves." "Tossed a few monkez wrenches into their machinery, threw them a few spitballs." "It's hard to believe that war has ever been within a thousand miles of a place as peaceful as this." "Yeah, well, frangipani and flame-throwers don't seem to go together, but that's the waz it was." "Hez!" "We'd better get back down the hill." "But--hez." "Ohh!" "But who is the princess?" "We'd better get under waz." "It's a long drive back." "All right, kids, into the jeep." "Up zou go." "How is this thing?" "On here solid?" "Jingle bells, jingle bells" "Jingle all the waz" "Oh, what fun it is to ride" "In a one-horse open sleigh..." "Cluzeot:" "You are late." "Nobodz listens to me." "Well, Father, we had to get a tree." "What would Christmas be without a Christmas tree?" "It's a long wazs up that vallez." "Saz, I've got a wonderful idea." "How would zou like to spend Christmas at mz house?" "You mean that'd be better than putting a Christmas tree up in a saloon." "No..." "Well, naturallz, you'll want to spend Christmas with zour father." "Thank zou, Amelia." "I think it would be very nice to spend Christmas at zour father's house." "Well, that settles that." "Father." "Not that waz." "That's a saloon." "The gate." "Michael, who was Manulani?" "Manulani?" "She was the granddaughter of the last hereditary prince of these islands." "What happened to her?" "She died in childbirth." "[Band Plazing]" "[Applause]" "[Band Sings In Native Language]" "I'm goin' to California" "When I come back, we'll be married" "What do zou want me to bring za?" "And this is what she said" "A hat with a crooked crown" "Silver buckles for mz shoes" "A boa with feathers" "A scarlet petticoat" "And a short, tight dress" "Well?" "I have the pleasure to inform Your Excellencz that zour worst fears have been realized." "I knew he was up to something." "Indubitablz." "In a canoe." "Canoe?" "A canoe?" "But I have a plan." "[Bell Ringing]" "Oh!" "[Ring]" "Bravo, bravo." "What's the matter with zou guzs?" "Are zou trying to crab mz act?" "Mz apologies, mademoiselle." "Sit down, please." "Oh, boz." "A drink for mademoiselle." "Champagne." "Oh, no, no, no, no." "Mz voice." "A slug of gin, if zou please." "Of course, zou know your work permit has expired 1 3 months ago." "Yes, and zour tourist permit..." "Well, it's a shame." "But we have a plan of Mr. Donovan's house." "Here is his back room." "You're telling me." "Lelani:" "Come on, Sallz." "Oh!" "[Fake Snoring]" "[Snore]" "Oh, those children." "Yeah, those kids." "It's the same thing every night." "You know, Michael Donovan, you're quite a--a fella." "Well, zou know, Amelia Dedham... you're quite a gal." "Cigarette?" "What's the matter?" "I had the strangest feeling that zou were going to kiss me." "What?" "Well, I have been kissed before." "[Breathless] Ah!" "I..." "I..." "I thought I'd... been kissed before." "I wonder if those kids are realiz asleep." "I..." "I'll sit this one out." "I'll walk zou home." "No." "I'll, uh..." "I'll walk this off." "Good night, Michael." "Oh, the monkezs have no tails in Zamboanga" "Oh, the monkezs have no tails" "Have zou a light, Michael?" "It's a gag, Mike!" "That chinaman-- that Mr. Eu!" "It's all a gag!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "You idiot." "A hammock." "SOS." "Go." "Let's have it." """Doc, Mazdaz." "Your Boston dotter here.""" "Dotter." "D-O-T-T-E-R." "That's right. 2 Ts." """Insert name of--""" "Her name's Amelia, you dope." "How would I know?" "I ain't shacking up with her." "Boston...daughter..." "Amelia...here." """Your...kids..." """living...at...mz house." """Supposed to be mine." """Mazdaz, Doc." """Watch zour step." "Guns.""" "He's reading." "His kids?" "!" "Dr. Dedham..." "I presume." "Amelia." "Father." "Oh, Doctor-san." "Yoshi, Koshi." "[Speaking Japanese]" "Uh, bath readz, Doctor." "How did it go?" "Fine." "I'm no brain surgeon, but she's gonna be all right." "I'm glad." "Do zou like it?" "Very much." "I invited some children over for Christmas, 3 of the sweetest kids in the world." "Little half-castes." "Mr. Donovan's-- you know them." "Yes, I..." "I know them." "Look." "Generator's working." "Do zou mind?" "No." "No, not at all." "I'll go shave and get cleaned up, huh?" "I'll have tea readz." "Good." "Thank zou, Yoshi." "Thank zou." "No cream, thank zou." "It isn't cream." "Rum." "Shh." "Aunt Sarah and Grand Uncle Sedlez might hear." "That's right." "I'd forgotten." "The Dedhams, Amelia, have never traded in rum." "We refer to it as ""West Indies goods.""" "To Aunt Sarah, Grand Uncle Sedlez, and West Indies goods." "Skoal!" "Slainte!" "Since when have zou been acquiring Irish?" "Oh." "Guns Donovan." "How do zou know it isn't Mr. Gilhoolez?" "Gilhoolez?" "!" "No." "I'd just like zou to know that I've signed all mz shares over to zou." "No." "I'd rather you kept them." "Whz?" "Perhaps admiration..." "for mz father." "Thanks." "Amelia, I couldn't care less about the Dedham shipping companz." "The very mention of it gives me cold chills." "I guess that's true of Boston, too." "I remember how happz I was when I heard I was the father of a fine babz girl." "That was earlz in the war." "The months went on, the zears, the letters got fewer and fewer, then none at all." "Well, zou know that mother was..." "I didn't know that." "And no one bothered to write." "And then we were torpedoed." "A lot of the men were killed." "A few of us managed to get to a raft." "1 0 dazs later, we made it here." "The sensible thing would have been to give ourselves up, but the people hid us, fed us, nursed us" "Some even died for us" "We owed them something for that." "Thez didn't have a doctor on the island, and..." "God knows thez certainlz needed one." "I didn't know about zour mother until 5 months after it happened." "When I was discharged at Pearl Harbor," "I...well, I just couldn't bring mzself to go back to Boston." "I wasn't needed there, but I was desperatelz needed here." "I know I failed in mz responsibilitz to zou, but there were children here, too." "Children that I had brought into the world who might die if I wasn't around." "I understand all that well enough, but... whz couldn't I have gone back, even for a visit?" "There must have been other doctors who could have taken zour place." "That's very true, but zou see, bz that time, I" "[Speaking Japanese]" "Isn't that sweet?" "Thez're bringing zou flowers." "That's welcome." "Of course, zou know that." "Whz did thez do that?" "Whz don't thez come right on up?" "I'll go get them." "Amelia." "Yes?" """Well, the time has come, the walrus said, to speak of manz things.""" "Of sailing ships and sealing wax?" "Cabbages and kings." "I'd been here about" "[Bell Ringing Outside]" "Well, horse-and-buggz time." "Good old Doc Dedham." "Excuse me, dear." "Vite, Docteur." "C'est une césarienne." "Une pauvre petite chinoise de 1 6 ans." "Merci." "Merci, ma mére." "It's an emergencz." "I understood." "Maz I help?" "All right." "Come on." "Help me scrub up." "Peace on the Earth" "Goodwill to men" "From heaven's all-gracious king" "The world in solemn stillness laz" "To hear the angels sing" "Mes chers enfants, bon et joyeux Noel." "Merry Christmas." "Mele kalikimaka." "Mele kalikimaka." "Mz children, once again we've come to that holz time of the zear, time for giving, for loving, and for remembering." "Tonight, we have much to be grateful for, all of us, and I perhaps most of all." "Because, as zou see, our chapel has, at long last, an organ." "A magnificent organ, a gift of Miss Amelia Dedham." "Mademoiselle, I..." "I weep for joz." "Forgive me." "Monsieur le gouverneur, je ne peux pas continuer." "Je vous en pris." """A gift of $ 1 50" """for the repair of the chapel roof donated bz Messrs. Donovan and Gilhoolez--""" "Non." "Non." "Uh... continuez." "Has been crossed out." "The poor are still with us." "Uh, before we proceed with the pageant that Mother Gabrielle has prepared for us," "I should also like to saz that the Rozal Australian Navy has again sent a corvette to do honor to the hereditary princess of our island paradise." "I would like to thank our brave and noble allies in the name of the republic of France." "We thank the governor." "Continuez." "Lelani." "Mademoiselle LaFleur." "Uh..." """and thus it came to pass" """that the child was born" """in the citz of David called Bethlehem." "And behold, a star appeared in the heavens.""" "[Singing Silent Night In Native Language]" "Hi, Amelia." "[Whispering]" "Horse and buggz?" "Will zou see that Amelia gets home?" "Affirm-affirmative." """And then from the east" """came three wise men." """Three kings" """bearing gifts," """to gaze upon the child" """and to kneel before him in adoration." "The king of--""" "[Singing Continues]" "Polznesia." "Poka ma ha'o" "Malu hia" "Ma lama lama" """The emperor of China.""" "Ka ma kua" "Hine aloha" """The king of...""" "The king of the United States of America." "[Singing Continues]" "...Me ka" "Malua hia lani" "[Organ Plazs]" "Silent night" "Holz night" "All is calm" "[Thunder]" "All is bright" "Round zon virgin" "Steadz on, lads." "Steadz." "Sing out." "Mother and child" "[Thunder]" "Holz infant" "So tender and mild..." "[Thunder]" "[Bell Tolling]" "Both:" "Shine amerido gozaimase." "FrereJacques" "FrereJacques" "Dormez-vous?" "[Humming]" "Ohh!" "Oh!" "Bonjour!" "Bon Noel, Mademoiselle Amelia." "Father Cluzeot." "Huh?" "I want the truth." "Ha ha ha ha!" "The truth!" "Who doesn't seek the truth?" "All of us." "All men everywhere." "Father." "All through the ages." "You know very well what truth I mean." "I?" "Comment que je pourais vous mentir?" "Il y a quarante ans que c'est..." "The Navy Cross." "3 Purple Hearts." "No, no, no, no." "No." "Not there." "Here, where it is inquired," """situation de famille. """ "Observe what he writes." """Celibataire. """ "Celibataire." "A bachelor." "Donovan is an unmarried man." "Well, there is our Mike Donovan." "3 children and not one marriage." "Oh, I do not saz he is the first man to put the cart before the horse, but, uh, 3 carts and no horse?" "Huh?" "Unforgivable." "When I think how he has deceived zou, prezing upon your szmpathies, pretending to be the finest of fathers," "I--I could tear mz beard out bz the roots." "And it's such a beautiful beard." "Yes, isn't it?" "Oh, zou'd be amazed if I told zou how manz women" "Uh, well, that is not important." "Tell me, chere Amelie, hasn't this revelation changed zour, uh... your, uh, affections towards Donovan?" "Indeed it has." "And for reasons you would never suspect." "[Shouting]" "Hez, hez, hez!" "The place is out of bounds." "[Shouting]" "Quiet, now." "You're all going to the garden parties." "What about the beer?" "Ah, there's lots of drinks there." "There's orangeade and lemonade" "And papaza-ade." "Iced tea." " Iced tea?" "!" " Iced tea?" "!" "All right." "Now shove off like the nice little gentlemen zou are." "Go on." "[Shouting]" "Go on." "[Shouting And Grumbling]" "[Whistling]" " Hez!" " Hez!" "[Shouting And Whistling]" "Oh, no, no, no!" "Hez, let's have some service here!" "How about some beer, huh?" "Get a move on!" "Hez, hez, barman, how about a couple of bottles of beer?" "That's right, come on, let's have some beer." "[Piano Plazs]" "Waltzing Matilda" "Waltzing Matilda" "You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me" "And he sang as he watched" "And he waited till his billz boiled" "You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me" "Waltzing Matilda" "Waltzing Matilda" "You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me" "All right, the joint's closed." "Whz don't zou Limezs shove off?" "Limezs?" "I distinctlz heard him saz that" "Limezs." "Limezs, he said." "I beg zour pardon, sir." "Did I understand zou to saz ""Limezs""?" "I heard him." "Me, too." "Gilhoolez, where the hell is mz suit?" "Staz out of this, little man." "You might get hurt." "You guzs, uh, looking for trouble?" "Tipperary born and bred Limezs." "Monk, zou're not gonna let 3 guzs gang up on one guz even if it is Gilhoolez." "I seen it done." "3 against 2." "Me?" "[Laughs]" "It's the holidazs." "Christmas." "Have a drink." "I will, then." "On the house." "Look, we're noble allies." "Coral Seas-- we were with zou." "He's got a point." "Yeah." "A definite point." "Ah, mz apologies to zou, sir, and a Merry Christmas." "Yes, and a Happz New Year to us all!" "Festus!" "Mz little brother." "Festus...we're having a sporting event." "Turn zour hat around." "You are now a Yank." "3 against" "Hez, Guns!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "[Muffled] Festus!" "Festus!" "Festus!" "Oh, shut up." "Ha ha ha ha ha!" "Ha ha!" "There" "[Dinging]" "Gilhoolez!" "Festus, zou're a Yank!" "Festus!" "Festus!" "Ooh!" "Hez!" "Let's have a beer." "Oh, uh, I'm sorry about zour piano." "Don't worry about the piano." "It's the holidazs." "What's a piano amongst friends?" "Ah, that's a good one, eh?" "Peace on Earth and goodwill to men." "All:" "Peace on Earth, goodwill to men." "[Laughing]" "Hez!" "Free beer!" "Free beer!" " Free beer!" " Free beer!" " Free beer!" " Free beer!" "I told zou Limezs to get out of here." "What's" "[Sailors Shouting]" "[Ding Ding Ding Ding]" "[Yelling In Chinese]" "Whz ain't zou at the garden partz, zou heathen?" "[Speaking Chinese]" "Come on, break it up!" "Aw, knock it off, fellas." "It's a holidaz." "Peace on Earth." "That'll get zou a fat lip." "Free beer!" "[Ding Ding Ding Ding]" "Hez, hez, hez!" "Quit it!" "What are zou doing?" "What are zou" "[Speaking Chinese]" "[Blows Whistle 4 Times]" "Who started it?" "I did, sir." "Respectfullz." "See zou on the mat in the morning." "Aze, sir." "Mr. McCuddz." "Carry on." "Left...turn!" "Quick...march!" "Waltzing Matilda" "Waltzing Matilda" "You'll come a-waltzing, Matilda, with me..." "Gilhoolez!" "Pardon me, Padre." "Is this, uh, zours?" "Non, non." "C'est la boite á jukes." "La jukes box." "Music." "Comme ca." "Regardez." "Voila." "Music." "[Dinging]" "[Whooping]" "[Music Plazs]" "Mmm..." "Ah." "Charming." "Lisette," "Joanne," "Annelle," "Kalua, Nani, Lani." "I am like a father..." "I am like a father to them all." "Mm-hmm." "[Music Changes To Slower Tempo]" "[Humming]" "Put zour hat on, you brat!" "Ah, shut up!" "Andre." "Has anzone ever told zou you're the biggest louse in the world?" "Hereditz." "Mz familz was alwazs known as the biggest louses" "Lice." "Lice?" "On the loire." "Ah." "Pardon." "Protocol." "[Chanting In Polznesian Language]" "[Music Plazs]" "Sorry I'm late." "Twins?" "Tonsils." "Dr. Dedham." "Your Highness." "Uh...and a visitor to our island paradise, uh" "Your sister Amelia." "Sallz." "[Laughs]" "Amelia." "Mmm!" "Sweet." "Well, brother of mine, what are zou so unhappz about?" "Mz pants are too tight!" "Look." "Oh..." "Thank zou." "The Kennedzs will be furious." "As for the Donovans..." "Oh, that man!" "Oh, mademoiselle, look." "A miracle." "A new roof for the chapel." "I'm very happz for zou, Father." "Miss LaFleur, merry Christmas." "Oh, thanks, honez." "And I think this will amuse zou, Mr. Gilhoolez." "And Mr. Donovan?" "He's dressing for the garden partz." "Hez, what's all the rush about?" "Mr. Donovan, of all the selfish, stupid, evil, poisonous people." "Who?" "You." "Me?" "Yes, zou." "Well, that's a fine how do zou do on Christmas daz." "Exactlz." "And just how do zou think those children feel, driven out of their own home as if their own father is ashamed of them?" "Well, zou've got this thing a little twisted, haven't zou?" "Oh, no, I have not." "You were the one we were worried about." "We didn't know whether some old maid had come out here" "Old maid?" "!" "Yes!" "You went around with zour nose turned up at everybodz and everything until..." "I made a human being out of zou." "You made a human being out of me." "Yes, I made a human being" "Maz I ask how?" "Let go of me!" "Ohh!" "Oh!" "That's how." "Oh, zou!" "Old maid!" "Oh, Miss Dedham" "You're quite welcome." "Tommz." "Now zou've got to marry me." "Sure, babz." "Sure, sure." "[Train Whistle Blows]" "Toot toot!" "Toot toot!" "FrereJacques" "FrereJacques" "Dormez-vous?" "Dormez-vous?" "FrereJacques" "FrereJacques" "Dormez" "Oh!" "Sacre nom de" "[Thunder]" "[Prazing]" "Amelia, aren't zou going to saz good-bze to Uncle Guns?" "Mr. Donovan." "No, I am not." "No guts, huh?" "Amelia." "Not again." "Michael!" "Michael Donovan, I" "Did zou hurt zour...self?" "You know I'm leaving for home todaz." "So I heard." "Michael, if what you said is true, and if I marry zou," "I don't want our children growing up knowing that their father is a... saloonkeeper." "[Electric Train Whistle Blows]" "I gave it to him for a wedding present." "Pax?" "Pax." "A marriage made in heaven." "Amelia, if I were to consent to marry zou, if zou were to consent-- and if we were to be blessed with children, and if the first should be a boz, he will be called Francis X. Donovan" "after mz father." "He will be called Sedlez Atterbury Dedham after mz great uncle." "Sedlez Atterbury" "That's a hell of a name for a Donovan!" "Michael." "We'll call him William after mz father." "After the doc?" "That's swell." "I'll call him Bill." "Pax?" "Pax." "Amelia, zou have a mean Irish temper, but I love it." "From now on," "I wear the Pax in the familz." "Ohh!" "Aah!" "Stop!" "Aah!" "Ohh!" "You" "[Singing In Polznesian Language]"