"Eric:" "Alcide, you sure know how to treat a lady." "Alcide's employee is the only person who can identify whoever it was that freed Russell." "It's a woman." "Bill:" "A female member of the Authority released Russell." "Lafayette:" "Jesus, if you're out there," " can you give me a sign?" " ( murmurs )" "( idols shriek )" "Lafayette!" "It's called ifrit." "It means "the evil."" "Eller, man, there's no fire monster coming for us." "Bellefleur:" "We killed those people I saw it, Sergeant." "The ifrit." "Now we gotta pay." "It's coming for us." "( screams )" "The vampires will drain anyone with even a drop of fairy blood if they don't stay together." "We gotta get Sookie." "She might be better off with the vampires." "No, no, no, no." "One day they're gonna turn on her." "I know it." "They will kill her just like they did your parents." "No, my parents were killed in a flood." " ( gasps )" " Weren't they?" " Make yourself useful." " So, basically, I'm your slave." " Pretty much." " My blood's not good enough for you?" " Please!" " ( gasps )" "Get off of him." "Shot down those poor people in cold blood." "Is there anything else you wanna tell me?" "We're shifters." "Hey, shifter!" "Whoo!" " We got him!" " ( grunts )" " Emma, run!" " ( whimpers )" " Alcide:" "Wolves have been here." " They come with Russell." "Russell:" "Took you long enough..." "Hello, old friend." "We've come to finish what we started" "Give it your best shot." "( growls )" " ( wolf growling )" " Sookie:" "Alcide!" " Alcide!" " Bill:" "Sookie!" " Alcide!" " ( groans )" "( growling )" "Sookie:" "Bill!" "Hmm." "Mmm." "You're just what the doctor ordered, my twee fairy vixen." " ( clicks ) - ( grunts )" "( grunts )" "( groans, laughs )" "Yes, there is that aspect of you which I loathe." " ( grunts ) - ( dog whimpers )" " Look at me." " ( groans )" "I wanna be the last thing you ever see." "( wolf yelps )" "He dies, we die most certainly." "But if we take him back alive, maybe we don't have to die." " Unlikely." " But not impossible." "( growling )" "Maybe you're ready to die." "Maybe you're just bored after a thousand years." "But you do not make that decision for me." " Kibwe:" "Freeze." " ( guns cock )" "We will take over from here." "( theme music playing )" "♪ True Blood 5x06♪ Hopeless Original Air Date on July 15, 2012" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪ When you came in the air went out ♪" "♪ And every shadow filled up with doubt ♪" "♪ I don't know who you think you are ♪" "♪ But before the night is through ♪" "♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪" "♪ I'm the kind to sit up in his room ♪" "♪ Heart sick and eyes filled up with blue ♪" "♪ I don't know what you've done to me ♪" "♪ But I know this much is true ♪" "♪ I want to do bad things with you ♪" "♪ Ow, ooh ♪" "♪ I want to do real bad things with you. ♪" " ( music playing ) - ( screams )" "Okay, show's over." "Tara, that's enough." "Well, I guess that whole "friendship" thing's on hold." "What do you expect when you come into my house and fuck with me?" "Come with me." "Ah." "( hisses )" "( patrons laugh )" "Yeah." "No." "This is not your house." "It is mine." "You work here, got it?" "Yes'm..." "Missy Pam." "You did good out there fighting." "Made me proud." "Proud the way a human is proud of a well-trained dog." "Nothing more." "( Eller screams )" "Whoa!" "No!" "Terry:" "Oh, God." "He's dead!" "That motherfucker" "Bellefleur?" "( ifrit bellowing, roaring )" "Eller was right, you fucking prick, and you just got him killed!" " That's enough, Private!" " Go fuck yourself, Sergeant!" "( cuffs click )" "You better hope you are not around when I am fully restored." "And, oh, I will be." "( mocks ) Authority." "( spits )" "What fucking authority do you have?" "Given to you by, what, Lilith?" "You idiots!" "You're no better than humans with your absurd, magical thinking." "There is no Lilith." " ( grunts )" " That is blasphemy." "You're fucking worse than human." "You might as well be praying to leprechauns or unicorns or the motherfucking Kardashians." "That makes just as much sense!" "Nate, you fucking dumbass." "J.D. put up a hell of a fight till he heard those two wolves dying." "He ran like a fucking squirrel." "Wolf and human are here." " Why?" " Doug led us here." "We found them parked in a van outside of Shreveport." "Humping each other like livestock." "We took the van to get here with them in it." "Kibwe:" "You could cover that much distance by yourselves much faster than by driving." "We had another human with us that we needed because he'd remembered coming here before." "Doug." "They know too much." "Nothing that a little glamouring won't take care of." "( snorts ) Do it." "Parker, make sure it happens." "Parker:" "Yes, sir, General." "Sookie, look me in the eyes." "Bill, are you" "Let's just get this over with." "( clicks )" "We owe you, wolf." "You will remember nothing of this night, nothing of me or Eric." "It will be as though we never met." " Who is Doug?" " Oh, God." " That's me." " I understand you have been brought here once before." "Yes, by a vampire." "A woman." "But I don't want to remember." "I want to forget." "I can identify her." "I'll never forget that face." "Yeah, or the look in her eyes when she said we were all gonna die for the glory of God." "See, they remember her." "So why don't you just let me go?" "As soon as your interrogation has been completed." "And then will you please do that thing that you do so that I won't remember any of this?" " Yeah." " You have my word." "That's good." "You will remember nothing of us showing up tonight or anything that happened afterward." "And you will always protect Sookie with your life." "Yes." "But you'll keep your hands off her, romantically speaking." "She kind of disgusts you." "Okay." "And you will live your life as you were meant to live it." "In the sun." "With others like you." "Human." "Luna:" "Emma!" " Emma?" " Let me go!" "Emma!" "Get your fucking hands off me!" "Sir, you've lost a lot of blood." "You need to remain still." " Luna!" " ( screams )" "( wolf puppy whimpering, barking )" "What?" "Hey." "Oh." "Hey there." "Oh, baby girl." "( whimpers )" "Hey, it's okay." "It's okay." "Grandma's got you now." "Come on in." "( music playing )" "What are you doing?" "I'm exercising my constitutional right to be a dirty fangbanger." "Well, you look ridiculous." "Yeah." "That's one opinion." "You can't get me down, Jess." "Not tonight." "I'm just so happy." " Really?" " Mmm." "I learned something tonight." "You wanna know what?" "( chuckles ) I don't think it matters if I do or don't." "I think you're gonna tell me anyways." "You still care about me." "Oh, Hoyt" "No, you woulda let Tara drain me," " but you didn't." " No." "You don't wanna be in love with me, but you are." " This is so pathetic." " It's okay." "And I know you wanna be "more of a vampire." That's okay." "You wanna feed on me 24/7, I love that." "You can be as rough as you wanna be" "Hoyt." "We're over." "You hear me?" "It is never gonna happen." "Hmm." "That's what you say." "But what's in your heart is something" "Yeah, you gonna glamour me?" "You wanna hypnotize me into doing anything that you've ever wanted to do with a human being, no matter how depraved?" "I don't give a fuck." "But will you please just do it with me?" "Hoyt, this is not you." "This is me, God damn it!" " ( patrons chuckle )" " Man:" "Dude, chill." "Why are you crying?" "Where the fuck are we?" "How did we get here?" "No one thought you two would actually be able to deliver Russell Edgington." "Guardian will be extremely pleased." "Pleased enough to not execute us?" " Only Lilith knows that." " As only She knows all." "Enough with this religious bullshit already." "Lilith can fucking blow me." "And why are you suddenly so into it?" "I'm just covering my ass." "( engine starts )" "Yes, sir." "Terrified man:" "I think I saw Russell fucking Edgington." "Ladies and gentlemen, please accept my apologies for the inexcusable acts of the vampires that have terrorized you." "Will we receive any kind of financial restitution?" "I just wanna get out of here." "Of course." "Please fasten your seat belts." "( clicks )" "( flesh tearing, people screaming )" "( fire crackling )" "( gasps )" "I had a dream you and Mom were still alive." "And" "Daddy, you called me "champ."" ""Champ." Like you used to." "Only I had forgotten you ever did that." "How could I forget that?" "It always made me feel like" "I was something you were proud of." "Yeah, it made me feel good." "Not in a making-me-forget-all- the-bad-stuff-I'm-feeling kind of way." "I'm used to it now." "But in a..." "I'm-just-feeling-good-about- myself-and-that's-all kind of way." "I'd forgotten what that even feels like." "I swear to God and to you both," "I will find that vampire that killed you... and I'll make him pay for what they did to our family." "The only thing you have to fear..." " is-- - ( gasps )" "( deep breath )" "Woman on TV:" "Besides, the Pope has denounced gay marriage." "( conversation continues on TV )" "Morning." "Coffee and Advil's over there." "If you want something to eat, you're gonna need to make it yourself." " You okay?" " No." "Honestly, I can't even remember the last time I was okay." " Totally okay." " ( chuckles )" " Anything you need?" " A fucking normal life." "( both panting, moaning )" "Wow, we, um... drank a lot last night, huh?" "Not enough." "( panting )" "Sook..." "Did, um... did-  did we?" " No." "Some other stuff happened." "What kinda "other stuff"?" "Did you just recoil from me?" "Why?" "Fucking Eric." "Close your eyes." "( gasps )" "( growling )" "( groans ) Fucking J.D." "Thank you." "Fucking wolves on V again." "Russell fucking Edgington?" "Fuck." "What the fuck is wrong with Eric and Bill?" "They purposefully kept him alive." "Explain to me how that makes sense in any fucking universe." "There's no way I could ever explain either one of them." "There's no way I can sit around and watch it happen again." "It's fucking Jackson all over." "Bye." "I'm just gonna stay here and quietly slip into a coma." " Sam:" "Luna?" " ( gasps )" " Sir" " How you feeling?" " Emma" " I saw her." "She got away." "I saw her." "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask that you go back" "Lady, I need a chair." " Where did she go?" " You need to reconnect your IV" "If whatever is in my IV is important, you can bring it from my room to me here." "Sir, that's just not how it's" "You're not gonna be able to keep me away from her, so don't even try." " Sam" " I will find Emma." " I promise you." " Okay." "Why would-- who would want to kill shifters?" "Who even knows about shifters?" "Only other supes." "Wolves." "No, Luna, they were human." "I think there were about four of them." "Now, I didn't see much." "They were wearing masks." "But I smelled whiskey, chewing tobacco, bad breath, bad diets." "Emma:" "Mommy!" "Baby." "Oh, my God." "Mommy, are you okay?" "Ma'am, only family members are allowed" "You need to get away from me before I hurt you." "She ran to my house, several miles, through some bad parts of town." "She came to me as wolf." "I'm sorry, Mommy." "My Barbie, who is a wolf, told me to." "Just because she is a wolf does not mean that you can have her." "I only want to be a part of her life." " Mommy?" " Yes, baby?" "Grandma promised me that you would get better if I'm not too loud." "Oh." "What do you think I should do?" "Whoa, I think" " I think this is between you, Martha, and Emma." "Well, I guess I don't have much of a choice, do I?" "Honey, I'm her grandmama." "There's a piece of my boy in her." "But you're the one who gave birth to her." "That ain't never gonna change." "I don't want to compete with you, even if I could." "I just don't want to lose her and Marcus." "( whispering ) There is someone after shifters." "Can you keep her safe until we figure out who that is?" "Of course." "Okay." "Terry:" "It fucking saw us." "It knows who we are." "It's gonna come after us." "It came after me." "Bellefleur, just shut the fuck up." "You are spiraling." " Stop the truck." " Why?" "Stop the truck." "I gotta get out." " What, are you sick?" " Stop the goddamn truck!" "Bellefleur!" "Hey!" "Bellefleur!" "Bellefleur!" "( both panting )" "( grunts )" "Goddamn!" "Alone you are a dead man." " A dead man." " I never shoulda done it." " I never" " We need to-- hey, hey." "We need to have each other's backs at all times." "Do you understand?" "I never shoulda done it." "I never shoulda done it." "( woman speaking Arabic )" "Dead check her." "Do it." "We're fucking damned, Sergeant." "She put a curse on us." "We are cursed and there's no escape from it." " Private, you listen" " Fuck you!" "I'm not your goddamn Private no more!" "You ordered me to do something evil and wrong that's gonna end up getting me killed." "And you, too, you stupid son of a bitch." "You're a fucking dead man." "( chuckles )" "Oh, man." "I knew it was too good to be true." "Arlene and the kids." "Mikey." "I just ain't the kind of guy that gets to have something like that." "Not for long, at least." "I'll see you back at the truck." "Excuse me." "Ruby Jean Reynolds?" "I'm her son." "Y'all called and said there was an emergency." "Is she okay?" "Is she okay?" "!" "Oh, Mama." "What?" "They told me you had a seizure." "I did." " Well, is you okay?" " I tell ya who's not okay." "Jesus." "I know." "He dead." "Well, that explains why he's not working around here no more." "But he in trouble, LaLa." "He come here last night." "I seen him, too." "Somebody stitched up his lips." " But he wants to talk to you." " Well, where he at?" " I" " He with an evil man." "Made him drink goat blood." "That's what started all this mess to begin with." " Don Bartolo." " That's a bad man." "That's a bad man." "Mama, how do you know all this?" "I ain't got no fucking clue, baby." "Electricity just runs through me." "It always have." "I be seeing shit I ain't got no right to be seeing." "Shit that I ain't even know what it even is." "But you gots to go." "Jesus is in trouble." " Save Jesus!" " I will." "I" "Jesus-- Jesus loves you." "Even if you are an abomination." "Just-- come here." "You been smoking that bone lately?" " ( sighs )" " Don't" "LaLa, tell Ruby J." "I gotta go, Ruby J." "Jesus loves you, LaLa." "Through and through." "Don't you ever forget that." "Jesus love the little faggots." " Bye, Mama." " Bye!" "Arlene:" "Yup, just up and left." "Refused to tell me where he was going or what for." "But I know it has something to do with whatever happened to him in Iraq." "And he has never told you?" "No, that door is shut tighter than bark on a tree." "Girl, come to think of it, every man I've ever dated or married..." "Mm-hmm." "...has had some sorta secret big ball of pain that they keep all to themselves." " Honey, that is every man, period." " Mm-hmm." " Arlene:" "You know how they are." " Well, hey, Sookie." "Not only do I have the worst hangover I've ever had and feel like I could just fall right over," "I just took an order from a man who could not keep his eyes off my tits" " the entire time." " Ugh." "And his wife and two daughters were at the table." "Both:" "Ew." "Men are just dogs." "Dogs you cannot depend on for nothing, no matter how good they've been to you or how different you thought this one was." " 'Cept for Andy." " 'Cept for Andy, for now." " Shut up." " ( laughs )" "You can depend on them for one thing:" "trouble." "Insane, dangerous, never-ending trouble." "Way more trouble than they're worth." "Speaking of trouble..." "Sook, hey." "I need to talk." "Are you out of your mind?" "Mama and Daddy died in a flood." "Didn't you tell me Bill made it look like Mack and Denise Rattray's trailer got hit by a tornado?" "Vampires are pretty good at covering their tracks." " Jason, what even made you think" " Hadley told me." "You saw Hadley?" "Where?" " How is she?" "How's Hunter?" " Yeah, they're fine." "Hadley's working at this fairy nightclub that I went to." "Fairy nightclub?" "Are you back on V?" "No." "And I knew they was fairies 'cause they blew me and Andy out of there with light bombs from their hands." "And Hadley told me they were." " And Hunter's there?" " That's what she said." "We gotta get them out." "Can you take me there?" "Well, I think it's in this big field out by the old Thibodeaux Farm, but... it ain't really there." "Whatever, fairies are bad news." "They can mess you up big time." "They can, like, kidnap your life, let alone how butt-ugly they are." "( chuckles ) Right." "A hate crime?" "Are you serious?" "The only four shifters I know of in the entire Shreveport area have all been shot in the last 24 hours." "Somebody yells out, "Humans rule."" "They're firing wooden bullets." "Which are meant for vampires." "Well, maybe they think they're good for all supes, Andy." "The thing is, I can help you track 'em down." "Sam, you ain't had the proper investigative training." "Listen, I can smell where somebody's been, if they've fired a gun." "I can smell fear," "I can shift into anything I need to and give you the most heightened senses on the planet." "I can get into places a human can't." "Plus, I got a personal stake in this." "I can't condone vigilante justice." "Fuck you, Andy." "You're human." "You got no idea what it's like having people want to kill you just 'cause of what you are." "You either let me help you find these motherfuckers or I'll do it on my own." "Your call." "Rikki:" "God, he is such a fucking parody of himself." "I hate him." " ( sniffs ) - ( door creaks open )" "Man:" "Check this shit out." " That fucker killed Marcus." " Man #2:" "Got no right." " J.D." " What the fuck are you doing here?" "You ain't a member of this pack." "Well, I don't remember resigning." "Yeah?" "Well, you gonna remember me kicking your sorry ass out." " Man:" "Goddamn right." " ( girl laughs ) Oh." "Nice." "Martha know about her?" "Don't you worry about me and Martha." " We got an arrangement." " That arrangement include you sucking down vampire blood like it's mother's milk?" " Man #3:" "The fuck?" " ( pack chattering )" "You out of your fucking mind?" "You're gonna get yourself killed." "Not that I give a shit about that." "But you're gonna take down several of these wolves with you." "Just like you did Nate and Woody already." "Listen." "If you wanna continue what we started last night, I'll be happy to oblige." "I accept the role of master of this pack." "Now you hold on." "You passed up that opportunity when you had the shot." "We got a new Packmaster now." "Let me guess." " You." " Me." "And just how did that happen?" "Well, ain't nobody challenge me." "Then let me be the first." "And I know you're juicing." "I'll be damned before I let you take down my pack without a fight." "Yeah?" "Where's your second?" "You gotta have a second before you can challenge the master." " That's the fucking law." " Man #4:" "There you go." "Unless you think you're above our laws." " Is that it?" " Man:" "Yeah, he does." "Is this really the kind of guy you want to be your Packmaster?" " Man:" "Hell no." " ( softly ) Fuck, yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Well, which one of you's willing to be his second?" "Huh?" "Put your fucking meat where your bark is." "I will." "Well, I guess I shoulda seen this coming." "'Cause you way too pretty to not be stupid." "Yeah?" "What's your excuse?" "( pack members chuckling )" "You want punishment, Herveaux?" "Well, I'll be happy to give it to you." "Just say when." "Man:" "Get the fuck out." "( pack members muttering )" "No welcoming party?" "That can't be good." "At least it's not a firing squad." "( swing music playing )" "Council members:" "Congratulations, boys." "Hail the conquering heroes." "Roman is very impressed." "Please." "And we don't need these anymore." "Dieter:" "Our heartfelt congratulations and gratitude to you both." "'Kay, stand still." "Don't wanna accidentally activate this thing." " Wouldn't that be ironic?" " But funny." "( Rosalyn laughs )" "I still can't believe you snagged that little psychopath alive." "You boys have certainly won me over." "Have we learned who released Russell from the ground to begin with?" "Salome has been interrogating Russell, but..." "Well, he's been a little tight-lipped." "We should know soon." "But for a moment, at least, let's celebrate." "Would it be possible for me to speak to Chancellor Gainesborough?" "Chancellor Gainesborough has revealed her true Sanguinist leanings while you were gone." "Anyway, I should go back to interrogating Mr. Edgington, who I'm hoping will provide us with a wealth of useful intelligence." "Be careful." "He's the strongest vampire I've ever met." "Oh, he's been silvered intravenously." "He's quite impaired." "Trust me." "Congratulations again, and thank you both for what you've done." " We will not forget." " It was our duty." " Boy Scout." " Delinquent." "My boys, my boys, there are my boys." "From here on out, officially known as the guys who took down Russell Edgington." "How's that sound?" "Well done, well done." "Roman?" "That looks like a very special bottle of blood." "Why, yes, it is, Rosalyn." "18th-century Austrian hemophiliac, not that I know too much about these fancy, antique bloods." "All I know is that it cost a fucking fuckload of money." "Sit." "Sit." "Interesting." "You two have delivered a psychopath terrorist." "Probably the greatest individual threat to vampire-human relations." "And, because of that, you have saved many, many lives, human as well as vampire." "So on behalf of them both," "I thank you." " Kibwe:" "Cheers." " Rosalyn:" "Hear, hear." "Well, in all fairness, Guardian, we didn't really do anything except lead you to Russell." "Oh, no, no, no." "You did exactly what I wanted." "Now I know you're with me." "You do believe in coexistence with humans." "Wholeheartedly." "There are certain humans I've felt protective towards in the past." "Yeah, but you do believe that the Sanguinista... vision of morality endorses slavery, torture," "the rape of those who delivered us into the life before death." "Right?" "Well, I was never very religious, but as long as the affairs of humans do not personally impact me," "I do remain a pacifist." "( chortles )" "You are just too cool for school to admit you believe in something other than yourself." "( laughing )" "Salome:" "Excuse me," "I should continue interrogating our prisoner." "Don't bother." "We're going to execute him." " But" " We're at war." "Just because we have caught one very visible enemy does not mean that the war is over." "I must admit I do find it ironic that we proponents of coexistence find it so very difficult to coexist with our enemies." "But the reason for that is simple." "They are evil, cloaking themselves in Lilith to justify their sadism, their greed, their lust." "Lilith herself was not evil." "Exigis 4:19," ""And blessed be the children of men, for they are banished from the night without end." "They flame as sparks from a fire and last as long."" "Salome:" "But, Guardian, he knows so much." "And I agree, execution is warranted" "Why would we believe anything that he has to tell us?" "And, oh, by the way, he is batshit crazy." " Yes, Guardian." " In fact, I want to execute him tonight." "As soon as possible." "I want to hit the links before sunrise." "Has he been silvered?" " Less than an hour ago." " Mm-hmm." "Shall I give him another dose and bring him to you?" "Excellent." "And slap an iStake on him." "I don't want to get dirty." "Guardian, I request permission to visit Chancellor Gainesborough in her cell." "Why?" "She..." "she's my sister." "( Rosalyn gasps ) Oh my." "You will be at the execution?" "Oh, I wouldn't miss it." "And you?" "Oh, I love a good execution." "( music playing )" "Holly said you were out here." "You can't even come back to the service alley to talk to me?" "I got some bad news, darlin'." "Okay." "Did you... find whatever it was y'all were looking for?" "Well, did you do whatever it was you needed to do with it?" "Terry, I ain't Sookie." "I can't read your mind." "Oh, baby, whatever it is," "I wanna help you with it." "I'm cursed." "That ain't true." "I got a curse put on me in Iraq by a woman whose kid somebody in my platoon shot one night when we was partying." "Just trying to relax a little in that fucking hellhole." "It was the 4th of July." "Honey, there's no such thing as a curse." "And even if there was, why would she curse you?" "You didn't shoot her kid." "'Cause I was aiming my gun at her head... and then I put three bullets in her." "Oh, my God." "Patrick told me to do it." "I knew it was wrong and I did it anyway." " Oh, my God." " And now..." "I'm being hunted by an evil smoke monster that wants to kill me and everyone I love." "That's what set our house on fire." "Not that ghost Mavis like we all thought." "I gotta go, baby." "I gotta say goodbye to you and Coby and Lisa..." " and Mikey." " Oh, Terry." "I can't put y'all in danger." "You gotta cut me out of your life." " You've gone off your meds, haven't you?" " No, this ain't about my meds." "This is about the worst thing that I have ever done, and now it is time for me to pay for it." "Now you listen to me." "I will help you through anything life can dish out, but I need you to pull your end of things." "I can't do anything if you aren't staying on your meds." "There's three little people who depend on me to survive." "Three little people that I brought into this world, so I owe them." "And I need an adult to help me with that." "Now, you want to go back to Meadowglade for a couple weeks, get yourself straightened out, get back on your medication, we can talk." " But" " Arlene, if I stay with you, you will die." "And so will the kids." "Then you need to go." "Thank you." "Thank you for taking a chance on me." "I wish it woulda turned out better." "( sighs )" "Where is it?" "Uh, okay." "Somewhere in this field." "Oh, that's helpful." "Well..." " ( crowd chattering, laughing )" " Over here." "It's so frickin' bizarre." "It sounds like I'm right smack-dab in the middle of some sort of crazy nightclub." "But you're not." "Fairies have cloaked it somehow, or it's some other dimension just next to us." "I know it doesn't make a lick of sense, but" "Hey." "Hey!" "That's my sister, you fairy fuckers!" "Bring her back here!" "Come on, Jason." "♪ If you want it, baby, I got it ♪" "♪ If you need it, baby, come get it ♪" "♪ If you want it, baby, I got ♪" "♪ What you need, what you need, what you need, what you need... ♪" "Hey, that's my fucking tie!" "Hey, dude." "That's mine, man." "You can have anything you want." "You want it?" "Come on, let's go." "Come on, come on." " No." " Let's go, come on." "It's okay, you can keep it." "♪ Oh, yeah, you know I got your size, extra small?" "♪" "♪ Okay, what we'll do is we'll just shrink down a large♪" "♪ But I will take your dollars, pennies, pounds, and pesos ♪" "♪ If you want it, baby, I got it ♪" "♪ If you need it, baby, come get it ♪" "♪ If you want it, baby, I got ♪" "♪ What you need, what you need... ♪" " Sookie?" " Hadley." "( gasps ) Oh, my God." "I thought you were dead." "I was sure the vampires had got you for good." " Is Hunter here?" " Of course." "Hadley, you've got to get him out of here." "♪ I got bow ties, smoke fires, and old liars ♪" "♪ I got clothes dryers, all-nighters, and coat hangers... ♪" "These fairies are gonna try to take him." "What?" "No." "He's safe here." "They're keeping us both safe." "They're not what they seem." "Yes, but who is?" "Sookie." "It's so good to see you again, Sookie." "Uh, I don't think we've met." "Yes, we have." "I helped you escape from Queen Mab." "Who?" " Claudine was my sister." " Really?" "No way." "That guy had meth teeth and bat ears." "Because fairies naturally adjust to the standard of beauty to whatever frequency we're channeling." "That's the standard of beauty for fairy?" "( laughs ) What, like your overgrown baby heads were so much better?" "Look, you take the dirt road out to the fork." "No, you turn left." "No, you go out there, you're just gonna end up in the field." "Listen, I gotta go." "I gotta go." "Y'all have fun tonight." "What can I do for ya, Sheriff?" "You looking for something to help deal with the nonhuman criminal element?" " We got it all." " No, I just got a few questions." "( sighs ) Okay." "People come in here, wanna kill vampires and, uh... other supes?" "People wanna protect themselves from monsters, who some say have an unfair advantage." "We're just leveling the playing field." "And what do you mean by "other supes"?" "Nothing." "'Cause there's a lot of people wondering why the government does not acknowledge the existence of "other supes," as you put it." "I think people have a right to know." " What's your name?" " Junior." "You sell wooden bullets, Junior?" "We sure do." " With a silver core?" " With or without." "( door opening )" "Andy:" "Do you keep a record of who you sell those to?" "Not unless they pay by credit card." "And most of our customers pay by cash." "How many wooden bullets would you say you sell, on average?" "( exhales )" "Wooden bullets are one of our most popular items." "That ain't the question I asked." "Go through about three cases a month." "How many bullets per case?" "500." "1,500 bullets?" "That's enough bullets for half the people who live in this whole parish." "Yep, I got some right here if you wanna see 'em." "Yeah." " Andy!" " ( gasps )" "( gun cocks )" "( wheezes, choking )" "Jesus tits!" "I smelled him go into survival mode." "You just saved my life." "You're welcome." "( exhales )" "That's for Emory and Suzanne, you human piece of shit." "( sighs )" "( moans )" "Dude, your heart's slowing way down." "Maybe we oughta call it quits." "No." "It's your funeral." "( growls )" " ( tires screech )" " Man:" "Hey!" "Die, fanger!" "Yes we can!" "Jesus Christ." "Hoyt Fortenberry?" "I heard you was messed up with fangers." "Well, it's your lucky night, 'cause we just saved your life." "♪ If you want it, baby, I got it ♪" "♪ If you need it, baby, come get it ♪" "♪ If you want it, baby, I got ♪" "♪ What you need, what you need, what you need, what you need... ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah, you know I got your size, extra small?" "♪" "♪ Okay, what we'll do is we'll just shrink down a large ♪" "♪ You know what I mean?" "It'll be all good, no problem ♪" "♪ How much you got on you?" "That's enough ♪" "♪ I got girls gone wild, cab-drivers gone wild...♪" " Sorry about Claudine." " She chose her fate." "We all do." "Some of my other sisters are here, though." "There's Claudette, Claude-Ellen, Claudwina... and there's Claudia." "Hadley, have you or Hunter eaten any light fruit?" "Relax." "We do not believe in the harvest of humans." "That's why we escaped to your world before the last portal closed." "That and that cunt Mab's insistence that we dress like we're fucking Disney characters." "Hadley is free to leave whenever she wants." "I don't wanna leave." "Hunter's as safe as he can be here." "Look, did vampires kill our mama and daddy?" "I wasn't supposed to tell you." "Did they?" "Is it true?" "( Hadley thinking ) Claude... the one to tell her." "He ought to tell her." "I mean, he told me." "( Claude thinking, staticky ) Now I have to tell her." "This will mean more trouble with the elders." "Do you know which vampire it was?" "All I know is what Claudine told me." "Claude's voice:" "A vampire ambushed your parents." "( tires squeal )" "He was drawn to them by something he smelled in the backseat of their car." "Your blood." "No, I don't believe you." "I don't believe any of you." "Jason:" "Whoa, Sook." "What are you" "Nora:" "I swear fealty to the Blood and the Progenitor." "The First, The Last, The Eternal." "Lord and Lilith, Father and Mother, protect me as I protect you, from this day until the hour of the true death." " ( door opens ) - ( Russell groans )" "This is a crime against vampires!" "You have no right." "You have no right!" "I will make sure that you all pay!" "Roman has decreed Russell's execution tonight." "They're executing him tonight." "Oh, so now you're acknowledging my presence." "( shuddering ) It's happening." "It's finally happening, after all this time." "What is happening?" "God's plan... made manifest by Her." "Oh, thank you, Lilith." "Thank you, She who transcends death." "Nora, did you know where Russell was?" " Did you release him?" " No." "It's a miracle." "It's all part of Her plan." "She was right." "She's been right all along." "In the name of the Father and of the Mother" "In the name of my ass!" "God and Lilith" "You think you're any better than the Sanguinistas?" "You use Lilith to justify your bloodlust for power just like they do to justify their bloodlust for humans." "You're both fucking hypocrites." "I am the only honest one here." "I wanna gorge on human blood not because some fucking Bible tells me to, but because I like it." "It's fun." "It makes my dick hard." "Are you done?" "Russell:" "You were a pompous, self-righteous prick in the fucking Renaissance and you still are one today." "This is all about your ego." "This is about order... instead of chaos!" "This is about mercy instead of sadism." "This is about balance." "This is about peace." "( iPhone beeping )" " ( growling ) - ( snarling )" "Peace is for pussies." "( screaming )" "Praise Her." "♪ If I ever get lucky ♪" "♪ And win my train fare home ♪" "♪ If I ever get lucky ♪" "♪ And win my train fare home ♪" "♪ I'm gonna pack my grip ♪" "♪ And grab me a fast train ♪" "♪ And down the road I'm gone ♪" "♪ I used to love a woman ♪" "♪ I know I'm hooked ♪" "♪ Behind that woman ♪" "♪ Until the day I die ♪" "♪ Until the day I die. ♪" "== sync, corrected by elderman =="