"For short, my parents were together since 30 years." "It went super well." "It went well." " Don't switch." "It went by." "One day my father said: "We're divorcing."" "Since then, my father stays over at my place." " Mom talked to me about you." " Yeah yeah, I don't care..." "What did she say ?" From that point, I became their homing pigeon." " Sometimes I think about him you know..." "I want to kill him." "I tried to smooth the rough edges." " She thinks about you." " Yeah well, she can sleep with whoever she wants, I don't care!" " He hopes that you're social." " How is it going money-wise ?" " Mom gave me 100 euros..." "She gave me 20." " Here, take 200." " Dad gave me 200 euros." " You have to tell me if you need money..." "My rent was paid." "Apart from that nothing good: nobody cares if your parents divorce when you're 30." " 20 minutes late!" " Yes, but it's because..." "My parents are divorcing currently and it's quite a mess!" " Daddy and Mommy don't love each other anymore hmm ?" " No." " It's sad, huh ?" " Yes." " Get to work!" "I understood that my mother's life had changed when I checked her to-do list on the fridge." "Before it was: onions, kitchen towel, shower gel, duck." "Now it's: waxing, night out with friends, movie, duck." "She likes duck." "And then my father said that he had good news and bad news to announce." " Son ?" "I have good news and bad news to tell you." "The bad news is that I'm leaving from your place."" "It was the good news." " Oh no!" " The good one is that I took the apartment which has just become vacant in front of yours."" "It was the good news." " Ah, that's nice!" "When my mom said:" " I can take care of myself without your dad you know!" "I figured out the duck." "He told her: "Tell her that I will take back my shirts!"" "She told him: "Tell him that I received his phone invoice."" "He said: "What invoice ?"" "So I said: "You can talk to each other directly!"" "For short, my parents are divorcing." " "Talk" ?" "You're not talking, you're shouting!" " Hey!" "We eat and we discuss calmly." "Do you want some duck?" " No, why ?"