"look, how can she be so stuck-up!" "she was a prostitute of Sweet Peach behind Hou´s house a concubine of Zhan only for a few days how can she dare to flash it away everywhere!" "the packaqe of snack on the stand is definitely the best produced by Xianqde shop this woman wants to show off purposely a waste of milord Zhan´s money whoops, why didn´t milord Zhan come?" "it´s said that he went on a business to the capital" "look at the costumes of the e stilt and flower-drum team it´s paid by our milord" "qo, send the invitation off yes thank you all" "buddies, come on" "as what you did act eiqhteen times more for Sanye" "Ernainai has enouqh snacks she will qive it to you on behalf of me Sanye" "Sanye, please in the past, it´s ok" "why can´t it be for me now?" "ok, perform it two times more for Sanye only ah?" "Twice more?" "are you deaf?" "I want to watch eiqhteen times more eiqhteen times" "Sanye are makinq trouble here which Sanye?" "the famous hooliqan at Guyi Street, Bolihua oh, the head of those hooliqans I know it he used to have affairs with the younq woman on the staqe now, he intends to make troubles for her whoops, look at his eye!" "it´s bashed up in the joy house when he caused troubles there he´s a desperado" "Sanye, please let ourtroupe qo we have to perform in many other places" "Sanye, let ourtroupe qo, please yes, please" "you the lord, do us a favor, please" "if I do not treat you hard you won´t listen to me" "hey, you such a fool who are you, stupid brat?" "what do you want?" "dare you pry into my business?" "please let us qo you fie-fie let you qo?" "What benefits can you qive me?" "I´ll qive your silk fabric on you head!" "use it to rub my shoes hey" "thank Sanye serve you riqht it´s a nice plait" "hey, you´ve qot a nice plait" "pull it down to please me please keep you leqs don´t tell me there´s anythinq marvelous in it" "don´t do it I certainly want you plait" "your plait" "you can´t let this hooliqan in we´ll have to serve him with food and medical care I´ll call in the captorwho can seize him my qod, don´t make any trouble it´s Hunxinqzi and Sichui that let Bolihua in that day" "if one annoys those hooliqans he can not do business on the Yiqu Street coward" "hey, what are you doinq?" "I have my way to solve it ill call in Sichui for help" "fried bean curd" "dad" "Sanye, Sanye I´ve fiqured it out for you the man with the plait is sellinq fried bean curd on the west side havinq a nickname of Sha´er what is a nickname?" "children from Tianjinqwei always have nicknames" "Shadan, Gouli, Goudan" "´Dachou, Erchou, Goubulli, Tuzi and also ´Dayanzi" "´Death will not pay attention to such names so they can be lonq-lived don´t qossip about that." "Where´s his home?" "besides the west wall is his home from childhood, he had practiced martial arts which is handed down by his ancestors the fool uses the plait as sword?" "he can swinq his plait towards every point he wants he´s like the Guanyin with thousands of hands the fool has also said what?" "I dare not to say the words which insults Sanye say it, say it he will whip yourtwo eyes into a pair of qlass balls then he will make you unable to distinquish the rice cookerfrom latrine pit" "Sichui, tell me in what way can I deal with him?" "Sanye, I have already had an idea we can not let him win you have so many friends in Tianjinqwei we can seek help from those who have unique skills" "have a look, fresh beef" "have a look, have a taste" "Huashidan is heal-all it´s Huashidan, you can taste before you buy it" "´Daiye, we need your help oh, Sanye, it´s ok we are brothers, come in" "come to buy Huashidan." "You can have a taste" "the day before yesterday, Cuisiye have come to me and sent your messaqe to me I´ll definitely help you however, does the brat worth me hittinq him by my mud-ball?" "´Daiye the fool told other that you were bone on the year of crab what does it mean?" "it means you look like a crab with the bones outside and flesh inside, which means you are an ass in a lion´s skin" "what else did he say?" "talkinq about Konqfu no one can do it as well as his plait hem he said your slinqshot was nonsense what" "´Daiye, he says he is the master of plait I will shoot him down even if he is an immortal" "ok l have a unique move in Wushu" "´Daiye, shoot his head into a strainer" "Sanye, here it comes the doq-tail play man, here Sanye comes, open the door" "son of bith, he doesn´t open the door I´m here" "you fool, today, Sanye´s friend the master of slinqshot, ´Daiye will shoot down your eyes" "I, born at the year of crab", will have a competition with the master of plait how do we do it?" "´Daiye, he won´t tell the qood or bad of his Konqfu I´ve seen it an ass in a lion´s skin, I have also met come on don´t be still, come on" "you shoot me three times, then that´s over three times, no need once will be ok" "look" "dad" "dad, Shaqe is marvelous, how can he perform such kind of Konqfu it´s incredible there, here it´s ferrous ferrous, that´s marvelous" "´Daiye hum today, let´s make qood friends I am not your enemy there must be someone who has cheated you on that" "Erye is bounteous." "Kuiyi admire you" "´Daiye, ´Daiye, we can not let it qo" "we´re cheated by him this time scram, my fame is nearly ruined" "´Daiye, don´t you have one more skill?" "chanqe the eye-ball, riqht?" "don´t, don´t don´t say anythinq more, I´ll chanqe one eye-ball of yours" "´Daiye, whoops, you are my qrandfather" "please" "Sanye yo, what, still want to mess up" "I heard that in Nanshi you kneeled down to the Huashidan seller qo to Ernainai to have a wash now you´ve lost your control of Guyi Street" "what?" "ah, everyone now rides rouqhshod over me one day I will revenqe Shaba then I will qet even with you qet out of the way" "who is so stuck-up?" "it´s the milord Su here comes Milord Su Tianxianq from Jianqmen" "Shaba, are you dumb qo to qreet Milord Su welcome Milord Su" "Milord Su" "can kick a fly into death" "Shaba, have you ever heard that?" "he can kick the fly carry the metal vessel by one finqer and sleep on the spider´s web these are three unique skills of our Milord Su" "Shaba, have you widened your view?" "milord, please come into the house, I´ll make you a cup of tea" "Milord Su is a noble person can he qo into your doq hole?" "please" "please sit down, Milord Su don´t you want to use your plait to whip me as freezinq money?" "no, I´ve never said so answer me, who teach you such konqfu" "it´s ancestral which school does it belonq to?" "how can it be called konqfu if it belonqs to nothinq it´s insiqnificant and not eleqant at all let me see how much you know first who is the best one to practice konqfu?" "Shaba, you don´t even know this?" "of course it´s Milord Su then followed He Yuanjia" "Bizi Li Tieshou Huanq how much kinds of Konqfu do you know?" "have you ever heard?" "my father have said Meihuaquan was powerful bullshit, the north and the south both practice Meihuaquan which school do you mean?" "the northern Zhaquan are divided into ten moves the first one is Muzi, second Xinqshou´ third Feijiao, fourth Shenqpinq" "Fifth Guandonq, sixth Maifu and the seventh is Meihua" "the southern Chinese boxinq includes ´Dameihua and Xiaomeihua they are not very powerful the most powerful ones are Liuquan, Chaquan, Honqfouquan" "Baimeiquan, Lonqxinqquan, Huheshuanqxinqquan" "Nanqzhanqquan, Tanqlanqquan, Heihuquan" "Tiexianquan, Taihuquan, Lonqmenquan" "Shuanqxianquan, Cailifouquan, and Tianqanqquan" "Shaba are you dumb, do you have a she-master?" "Haw-haw" "didn´t you forefathers tell you that which school your Konqfu came out?" "it´s Xinqyi, maybe my father once told me that the main idea of ancestral Konqfu of Plait was apperceived from the tail of leopard bullshit, it´s only possible with Shaolinhuquan" "the twelve forms of Chinese boxinq includes bear, wild qoose, draqon tiqer, camel, swallow, snake, money, horse, chicken, eaqle and leopard it needs six kinds of inteqration mind with will, will with breath" "breath with strenqth, shoulderwith crotch hands with feet and still there´re three layers of principles, do you understand?" "it´s funny, you such a iqnorant person want to practice Konqfu in Jinqmen" "simpleton, are you stupid?" "Milord Su, I only know somethinq about playinq with my plait and I neverwant to be a famous quy of Konqfu ok today, I´d like to test your Konqfu let´s make a deal that we only use our hands and leqs" "you´re not allowed to use your plait" "mine is called thirty-six-moves Lianhuanjiao, look" "please have a rest" "since you are tired, I will let you have a rest I will make you a cup of tea" "Shaqe" "you are not faithful you are not a man of Konqfu." "We have aqreed that you don´t use the plait the sword wait one day I will let you know what Foumenquan is" "if I practice this I´m sure your bones will be broken wait and see" "let me touch this yeah!" "I qet it really" "I know it I know I will win this round" "Zhanye, thanks to you that madam wins every round" "I should thank the Majesty and the qood deeds my ancestors did" "ah, Boss Yanq, have you heard about the maqical plait yesterday, my understrappertold me the qreat master Su Tianxianq was defeated by him" "the plait which left by our Qinq ancestors is so marvelous and all-conquerinq" "Zhanye how do you like the western clocks I sold to you?" "it´s nice, nice the imported qoods are really qood riqht, they are betterthan the domestic qoods the domestic wushu may be also not as qood as foreiqn one" "I have an Enqlish friend he hired a Japanese bodyquard that is very skillful he´s very qood at seizinq the plait the old sayinq says: everythinq has its vanquisher" "Shaqe ah, Jiuhua thank you for remindinq me to watch out how do you practice your skill?" "look my father let me hanq and do it in such a way ah, you are practicinq in my childhood, I thouqh it´s a punishment" "it´s me you scared me I´m in need of money. I will come to you in daytime the qatekeeper didn´t let me in and let the doq bite me you put me in trouble milord came back and said" "he lost face in Tianjinqwei now I have no power" "Sanye is also in trouble even the younq hooliqans now tease me shit, the plait of Shaba now becomes a marvel oho last niqht I heard of a Japanese cavalier who´s family name is Zuo and he is qood at seizinq plaits" "what I heard it from Boss Yanq of Guanqlai shop" "hurry the money hurry" "Sanye, I´m sorry I´m late" "Sanye, do you have any qood thinqs?" "show us" "Boss Yanq, can you do me a favor I´ve heard that do you want see someone" "I know you will come to me it´s difficult" "why the copper stove you mentioned it´s not mine" "Sanye you should brinq some qreetinq qifts to visit foreiqners in Zizhulin" "if the Japanese cavalier defeats the maqical plait" "Sanye, won´t you be happy in you rest life?" "the stuff is an external thinq besides body what´s more, I´ll treat you fairly" "Sanye, have a tea" "qive the stuff to Sanye what stuff?" "the copper stove in the bottom of you box" "hum, you are reluctant to do it?" "no, no, I will qive it to you" "Boss Yanq, Boss Yanq look at it it´s qenuine Xuande stove nice, how can you dress so oddly?" "take you vest off qet on, to Zizhulin" "it´s Britain settlement" "Shaer, I´ve heard you´re skillful in Konqfu I will qive you a job to be a squad leader in the Huchenq battalion to teach Konqfu, ok?" "sir, my families are always commoners and not qood at beinq officials can you just let me sell, sell, sell fried bean curd" "it´s ok." "Today it´s a party forthe lords from different official departments and me" "show us your konqfu to add to the fun" "shit, they don´t treat me fairly look out, Sanye, don´t say that" "it´s a foreiqn qame, called tennis" "what did she say?" "she said she´s sorry, I said it´s alriqht shit, she hit me, and you said it´s alriqht it´s enouqh, Sanye, here any foreiqner is more powerful than our maqistrate of district" "the settlement of Tianjinq doesn´t belonq to us Chinese if the official with a white hat saw it you would have been put into the jail and penalized" "Sanye, it´s enouqh beqqinq the Japanese cavalierto revenqe for you is much more important, do you know" "the ball is mine now look, here she comes" "don´t say anythinq more, qive the ball to her do you listen to me?" "Give it out" "smash the colored ball on your Sanye´s head I won´t want you bitch´s ball" "ok, ok" "everybody this plait is an heirloom from Qinq ancestors" "it´s unbelievable that it´s so marvelous the viqor of our country has not been crocked up" "quard yes qive him rewards" "it´s two hundred years olderthan the Xuande stove very valuable" "just look around" "look here" "sis, what can I do for you?" "whiskey, coffee what?" "Coffee what is coffee?" "this is Japanese cavalier Mr. Zuochuan" "Zuoye" "Mr. Zuochuan, please compete with the maqical plait hey" "this is the fiqht letterfrom Japanese cavalier Zuochuan Xiulanq you should qo to the suburban place to have a competition of martial arts the day aftertomorrow if you don´t qo there you will be reqarded as defeated the fiqht letterfrom the foreiqner" "a foreiqnerwants to compete with me whoops, my father has said the konqfu of plait is passed down from qeneration to qeneration it shouldn´t be used until the emerqency comes if I show it, it´s sure that I will put myself in trouble" "now it become truth, no lonqer peaceful I can not even sell the bean curd what do I need this for?" "it´s a test on you before qivinq you important mission pal I´m afraid you don´t even know how marvelous your plait is it´s the power showed by the ancestors who ask you to inspire the nation´s sense of stateliness" "in the universe china is the centre and the foreiqn qoods are overseas evil thinqs" "the foreiqners are the incarnation of cats and doqs" "Shaqe, you fearthe foreiqners?" "´Daokuiyi, Suotianxianq" "Wanqkantian are all defeated by you you can´t be a bawcock if you fearthe foreiqners" "Sanye, stay back" "Zuoye, please this is Shaerye" "qood" "Shaba today the Japanese cavalier Zuoye will revenqe me" "how do you think?" "what kind of people don´t l know?" "look at Mr. Zuo can your doq tail do it?" "what about this?" "hum, nice" "Shaba be careful, otherwise Zuoye will pull down your plait toqetherwith your head" "hum, nice" "plait, use the plait" "Zuoye, watch out the plait" "nowadays the foreiqners are the most powerful people, and the foreiqn qoods spread everywhere" "Shaerye is so redoubtable and famous in Jinqmen it sounds reasonable" "please teach us Konqfu everyone, please stand up please test our plaits" "Erye, please" "what´s wronq?" "Shaerye, forqive me, forqive me what´s on earth happened?" "yesterday, Yanqdianqi and Bolihua told me that the foreiqnerwill spend one thousand Lianqs of silver on collectinq Er´ye´s plait dad, have a look no matter you beat me or curse me or even forqive me" "from now on, I will not be in Tianjinqwei to shave hair rise up, up" "Wanqlaoliu" "you´re too old to be clear-headed thouqh you´re old you don´t worth respect if you do thinqs bad" "Er´ye, rise up" "Laoliu, qo home and have a rest I´ll send the money back tomorrow" "Uncle Jin, I feel puzzled what is the use of cuttinq my plait?" "it will qrow out in no more than two years" "Shaer, you´re so naive" "The foreiqnerwants to steal the maqical plait in the purpose of ruin the national spirit of our country the hair on your body is the essence from our ancestors it can never be cut it should be reqarded as national treasure" "and be cherished, so how can we let the foreiqners cut it down I´m still sinqle" "Shaer, I know what you want my Juhua, oho" "Juhua, you father has already consent to me why don´t you aqree?" "put the bucket down what´s wronq?" "follow me" "Juhua, why do you brinq me here?" "Shaqe, I can marry no one, no one" "why?" "because this forest, I I hate this forest when I´m still a teenaqer two foreiqn devils raped me in this forest I tried to shout out, but failed" "this forest blocked the view of my companions when my fatherfound me, it´s already dark he brouqht me back and my motherwas so furious and soon died of this" "why don´t you accuse them?" "they´re foreiqners, what can we do?" "we told nobody about this and bury it in our hearts for more than a decade" "then why do you tell me that?" "Shaqe" "attention, everyone, coverthe chimney tiqhtly with red paper don´t use the fire and eat meat orfish at midniqht a steamed bread will be provided in the east and west side five copper cashes for a bowl of cool water" "Shaqe, come and see hurry the foreiqners´ church cauqht a fire" "Shaxiaozi, don´t you know me?" "but I know you you are I´m from Lanqfanq haven´t heard yourfather had a nickname Qinqtoulenq?" "ah, it´s Liusishu, come in, come in" "it´s said your ancestors practiced Huixinquan which is a special Konqfu cominq from the Buddhist school it´s a Konqfu playes on head but on the bald head like monks but Qinq´s army became into power and asked people to keep plait" "as thinqs went that way capable people chanqed the old customs and incapable ones lost their lives your ancestors then used the plaits to practice this Konqfu and created this Konqfu of Plait and this chanqe made it even unique a chanqe made it unique" "Shaxiaozi, why do you hanq this stele?" "the foreiqn devils are ridinq rouqhshod over China why do you still stay in home while you have such unique Konqfu now, ´Daqu is conquered and Tianjinqwei is in emerqency" "I´m too old seventy-years old do you still qo to the battlefield if I don´t, why do I travel so farto come here I have a biq family home thouqh I am unable to use the swords" "while the others fiqhtinq I can still perform the flute to pep them up" "Sishu, let me join your corps to tell the truth it´s the head of Yihetuan teacher Caofu ask me to invite you tomorrow morninq, let´s qo to the altar" "ride on the courser the old master of Nanshan Mountain with one finqerthe doorto heaven will open with two finqers, the doorto the earth will open if you want to stuffy Konqfu, then invite a master no one can hurt him" "and he can prevent the storm from cominq the heaven and the earth has their own laws the monkey kinq will protect me" "who´s cominq?" "I´m the monkey kinq, I´m invulnerable" "test him with the sword" "I won´t even fearthe qun devils come" "nice skill" "senior brother comes" "senior brother this is Shaer of the maqical plait" "once he comes, the foreiqn devils will be defeated please show us your skills to pep the warriors up" "come on" "ok, ok the maqical plait plus the maqical Chinese boxinq, the foreiqn will be dead" "when will the war start?" "I want to qo with you ok" "don´t be afraid, only if you are afraid of somethinq, it will really happen don´t be afraid" "fall down, fall down" "Master Yinq, Master Yin" "the foreiqn devils killed my mum fuck, come on rush in" "the Qinq dynasty now renamed as Republic of China it´s fashionable to cut down the plait" "who else wants to cut his plait?" "Mr. Li, the manaqer of ´Deli foreiqn bank" "Mr. Huanq, the section chief of Tianjinq railway office theirfamilies are ready" "don´t cut it, don´t cut it" "what´s the matter?" "yo, it´s Sanye I haven´t seen you for years, now you´re so qraceful hey, you even have a qun I made my livinq outside Shanqhaiquan and now I serve in the army" "yo, Gouye also cut down the plait" "Sanye look, it´s Jin, Jinzixian" "the father-in-law of Shaer" "let me qo, let me qo" "the plait can not be cut down" "Jinye" "look, it is cut down" "in the universe, our country is the centre, how-how he is crazy, he´s crazy" "he runs away" "Shaba ran away" "blacksmith have you finished the iron chain which we use to lock the barrier of our battalion?" "Sanye, it´ll done soon" "my masterwants to meet you" "who is the hell of your mater?" "follow me and you´ll know. ´Dare you come?" "I´ll come." "There´s nothinq to be afraid years before, the maqical plait in Tianjinqwei. ´Do you know?" "he´s friqhten away by your Sanye" "so now, several years passed you couple want to have a taste of the bullets, don´t you?" "nowadays, I also practice the qun how you play it is clearto me and how I play it, you haven´t know yet if I don´t tell you, it seems that I tease you, look" "the master of qun, the master of qun" "Bolihua, you have driven my dad crazy now you have to pay forthat" "you, you cut down your maqical plait the plait is cut down, but the Konqfu is left yes, the plait is cut down, but the Konqfu is left no matter how qood the ancestral thinqs are it should be abandoned when it´s necessary" "we can master every new thinq it´s still unique thouqh it chanqes" "no matterwhat chanqes, we will adapt to it"