"It's three until six past two minutes." "Good morning, folks!" "Good morning, Lajos!" " Good morning, Gábor." " You look very ugly today." "As usual." "I worked on it a little bit at home." "I knew it was intentional." " You don't look great, either." " Why?" "This is my best jacket!" "There's graffiti all over the back of your jacket." "Those are autographs from Kiss!" "They signed your back?" "The whole band?" "I laid on the floor and they kneeled on me." "Change the subject: what day is it?" " Tuesday?" " Yes?" "July 4th?" "...and what day is that in America?" "I know, I know." "Independence Day!" "Son of a bitch!" "I'm coming!" "Guys!" "I'm coming!" "Don't leave!" "I'm coming!" "Come on, baby." "Go, my sweet." "Go, my dear." "Go, go, go, go, go!" "Wait!" "FILMPARTNERS PRESENTS" "Uncle Lali is here!" "Don't go away!" "DIRECTED BY" "GLASS TIGER" "WRITTEN BY" "SCREENPLAY" "MUSIC" "My God, why won't this grow?" "DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY" "Not again!" "PRODUCERS" "Why "Glass Tiger"?" "Why not "Wooden Puma"?" "The name was my idea." "But it's in a shitty spot." "Cingár said it was a good spot for the caravan." "I told him it was a bad spot for the caravan." "Leave me alone!" "I have to go!" "They're gone now." "Did you like it?" "Ja." ""Ja"?" "You German or something?" "Was I good or not?" "I'll miss the bus." "Then go!" "But was it good?" "It was." "Why say it like that?" "Why not like this:" ""It was good!"" "I said it was good." "It was better than ever!" "I already said it was good!" "You know what?" "It was better than ever!" "That's why you're like this!" "You're stunned." "You see?" "You're stunned!" "Is it good now?" "Now is it good?" "Is it?" "That's what I said." "You're stunned!" "That's what I said!" "Easy rider, little brother!" "Easy rider!" "Why couldn't I be tough?" "I live with my mother, ride a moped, have a cat." "But I'm also tough." "A beer!" "Ah, Csoki!" "You're looking quite tough today." "Me?" "Lali, don't be an asshole!" "Bye bye!" "Thanks for the money!" "Billions, man, billions." "Why am I not a billionaire?" "You think old Csoki couldn't get the money and make it to America?" "Well, I will!" "I'll take a plane to New York cross the prairie through Route 66 and shoot at every fucking traffic sign!" "I'll hitch up with some chick and rob all the gas stations on our honeymoon!" "I'll make it happen!" "Drinking whisky from paper bags rolling joints and banging all the big tit hitch-hiking whores." "Well, maybe I won't get married." "That will disappoint a few." "Lali!" "Look what I bought." "I can do a lot with this." "Punks won't fuck with me now!" "I'll run off to Beverly Hills, Hollywood, Rodeo Drive!" "Pamela Anderson will fall for the old cock right away." "Put that away." "Then Mexico!" "Tequila!" "Mestizo broads!" "Badly guarded Latino banks!" "The cops are here." "You should live there, not in this shit sty!" "Neeno, neeno, neeno!" "The best morning and the greatest respect to you, sirs!" "Hi, Lali." "Everything all right?" "But of course." "Hi, Csoki." "Out on parole?" "Need a breathalizer?" "I'd prefer a blow job!" "Good one!" "Lali, of all places, why did you park here?" "There's a nice little lake here." "The one with the seaweed?" "Yes." "Business will pick up." "Nobody will ever come here." "The water's turbid like turbulence." "One, two, three...jinx!" "Boat 016?" "Bajusz!" "Rezsõ!" "Where are you?" "I'm paying." "Thanks." " Bye, Csoki." " See you again!" "All the best." "Bajusz, come on." "I'm coming, boss." "No more goodbyes!" "Drink up!" "The beer's all gone." "There's a gun on your dick and you're joking with the cops?" "It's alright!" "Give me the key." "And don't come here to fuck." "Got it?" "One day I'll fuck the pants off all these dirty bunnies!" "Hi, Lali." "A businessman must be on time." "Didn't I tell you?" "The bird talks all right." "It did yesterday." "Right, Röfi?" "Thursday?" "Or Wednesday?" "Thursday." "Look at this, Lali!" "Saw a button on this one." "This is very cool." "Move over." "Use your brain." "Where did you get this?" "Do they let you out every day?" "What should I do?" "Play the stock market?" "Smart!" "What's wrong?" "Take it out!" "Don't just stare at it!" "Don't make Lali and I carry it!" "Where?" "Over there." "Um, listen..." "Lali?" "Don't talk to me like that." "These men sort of respect me." "OK?" "Really?" "They revere you?" "Now, about that piece of iron there's a lot of money in it." "Many people come here." "So if anyone's interested, show them." "Got it?" "What is this?" "How should I know?" "Somebody brought it to me." "Or rather, left it with me!" "It's a great bargain." "It's good for something." "It's heavy." "Use it for a ballast." "Or a support." "Support?" "The fuck?" "What support?" "No serial number on it." "It can stay here, OK?" "We're off, papa." "I took up with them because they liked my saxophone." "Or, how I played it." "Sanyi!" "Sanyi, for God's sake!" "Sanyi!" " We're playing saxophone!" " Sanyi, stop it." "Sanyi!" "Just...do something with this..." "...uh...thing." "You don't like my playing?" "Of course I do!" "But I like you more!" "When Cingár plays the sax something stirs in me." "A desire to strangle him, or something." "Hello, friend!" "What's up, Lali?" "How's it going?" "How's your goldmine?" "Hey, Gaben." " What's up?" " Fine, dear Lali, fine." "So America's found you again?" "Then you'll dig this:" "It's an Impala." "Chevrolet Impala." "Not bad, eh?" " How big is it?" " It's not small!" "So big then?" " It sure is!" "Remember Kriszti Farkas?" "The hairdresser?" "Hairdresser?" "That I don't know." "She has red hair." " A redhead!" " Orange, actually." "...like a fox!" "I banged her in this Impala on Children's Day last year." "In this one?" "Well, in one like this one." "I've been working in the auto business for a long time." " Tell me about it." " Listen." "I have one just like this for sale." "It could be yours!" "How could it be mine?" "You're sitting in this shabby buffet caravan like J.R. Ewing when he was an apprentice." "I know you adore everything American." "OK, hold on." "I get it." "You want to sell me a car." " This is not just a car." " To me, this is just a car!" "No it isn't." "Because?" "Because it's not just about money." "You don't just "buy" this kind of car!" "Why would I buy this kind?" " You don't want one?" " Guess!" "You had no idea cars like this existed!" "Right?" "So how do you know that you wouldn't want to buy one?" "It may very well be that you do!" " Do you need money?" " It's not just about money." "What, then?" "Well, it's about a mission of mine." "A mission." "Exactly." "So you're doing it for my sake?" "I know what you're up to!" "Listen." "I can see that you don't get it." "So I'll give you an example." "If you drank Coke all the time I'd tell you to drink Fanta." "If you drank Fanta you'd fill up your belly with the same sugary water as the others." "But since they drink Coke and you drink Fanta you're different than them!" "You have to understand that." "That's why I drive "these kinds of cars"." "So...interested?" "Hi, dad." "Sure is wide, isn't it?" "Breathe, Joli!" "Breathe!" "A lovely trophy." "A killer." "Sure has a great breadth." "Ever seen anything this long, Betty?" "A killer." "Mama!" "You made me smear the nail polish!" "Got hamburgers?" "Yes, I do." "What kind?" " With mushrooms?" " Sure!" "With mushrooms, then!" "Are those Chinese mushrooms?" "Yes." "Then forget it." " Why?" " They taste like the can." "This is not a can." "It's a jar." "They taste like the jar, then." "I want a hot dog, instead." "Fine." " Ketchup or mustard?" " Mustard." "But don't drown it in it." "Just make a nice little stroke." "Will you be gone long?" "I'll bag this deer." "I'll knock it dead." "It'll be a big one!" "This big!" "That's too much!" "That's too much!" "I'd rather have some ketchup." "Do you have mineral water?" "I do." "Distilled?" " Yup." " Sparkling, then." "How many bubbles?" "...what?" "One, five, or ten bubbles." "Really?" "One bubble is too expensive so I had to get rid of the rest." " Seriously?" " Here's the "bubble spoon"." "It's Swiss made!" " What's this?" " A "hamby"." " I won't eat it." " Yes you will." " No." " Sure you will!" "But I won't." "But you will!" " I want the book of complaints." " There isn't one." "That's impossible!" "In that case, I have one." "Where is it?" "In a bag." "Now eat." "Pardon?" "Eat, if you're so fucking hungry." " No!" " Yes!" "Good bye, Uncle Oszi!" "Have a nice walk." "Get your mother to cook for you." "You little shit." "Listen, Lala." "My name is "Lali"." "Not "Lala"." "Okay then." "You listening?" "Intently." " Iron!" "Need any?" " Iron?" " You just brought me some." " This is different!" "A lamp post!" " Nice and tall!" " Leave me alone." "Okay, Lala." "And don't call me "Lala"." "Why?" "Because I'll cut out your heart!" "That's why." "Okay then." "Boat 016." "Boat 016." "Come in." "Do you read?" "Bajusz!" "Rezsõ!" "Where are you?" "Know what I really need?" "What?" "A speed trap!" "Bajusz!" "Rezsõ!" "Where are you?" "In uniform?" "A concrete speed bump, you moron." "Concrete?" " Can you get it?" " I can." "Concrete!" "So be it!" " Hey, girls." " Hi, Lali!" "Well?" "How is it?" "It's got some feeling, right?" "Hi, Betty." "How it shines in the evening sunset!" " It's morning, Gaben." " Small details!" "When are you coming?" "Be with you in just a sec!" "Do you still have the catalogue?" "I'm sick of this!" "Be there in a second, sweetie!" "Listen to some music." "I am!" "Then turn it off!" "I've found a willing buyer." " Of my car?" " Don't exaggerate." "It's not for sale." "They'll buy it anyways." "You can still get something for it." "There's nothing to be afraid of!" "The capacity?" "You could fit two jeeps in it." "Besides, you can't drive a caravan." "It's not for you." "You're a business man." "Hi sweetheart!" "Guess what kind of car we could have?" "We'll sell it and buy a new one." "A new one?" "1971 Impala." "Chevrolet." "Great..." "American-made." "Do you know what you're doing?" "We'll use it on holidays." "I'm serious." "Do you know when?" "I don't know, I don't know." "That either." "But I want this now!" "Alright, I won't!" "So you will not!" "Of course I will." "You're lucky, Zsolti!" "It was worth every penny!" "I just hope it runs!" "What's up, Zsolti!" "Well, who's the king now?" "It didn't cost that much." "Buy this one." "Or this one." "They have terrible mileage." "Listen up, my boy." "Picture an American canteen, OK?" "And you're a "tough American guy", right?" " I'm not an American." " But you want to be one!" "No." " Then what do you want to be?" " How would I know?" "A happy person?" "You could be happy in this ride!" "Just tune yourself in, and whatever happens put on a pair of shades, step on the gas and your compressor will blow better than any girlfriend!" "Nicely put!" "I read it somewhere." "Bring it here." " Who's the king now, Sanyi?" " Koko is!" "...and who else?" "Lali!" "...and?" "Sanyi!" "Sanyi!" "Sanyi who?" "King Sanyi!" "Sanyi is the king!" "Alright, Sanyi!" "Go for it!" "It's always "Koko"." "That's his thing." "How are you!" "How are you!" "Goddamn flies." "Sanyi, who's coming?" "Sanyi!" "Hello?" "Anybody here?" "I beg your pardon?" "I'll be there in a moment!" "I'm in a hurry, here!" "And I'm taking a piss, here!" "But for how long?" "You sure know how to live!" " You do some boxing?" " Yeah..." " Good for you." " ...so stop bothering me, or else!" "Hey, just joking." "I'm not messing with you." "Your kidneys okay?" "I have some problems." "Hang in there, man." "The king!" "That was the king!" "What's wrong?" "ls he gone?" " It's Koko!" " What's wrong?" "Your mother never loved me." "This is a rest stop!" "Anyone need to pee?" "What about Mom?" "She never loved me." "Give your father something to eat." "Mom's been dead for six years!" "Well, that's just it." "Compare that to 30 years while she didn't love me!" "None of it ever mattered." "She loved you, though!" "Excuse me?" "Where am I supposed to pee?" "There's a toilet here." "There's a toilet here!" " But you can't use it." " But you can't use it!" "Dad, where did my tomato go?" "Ah, my boy." "You never pay attention!" "A driver taught me that back in '67." "Taught me?" "He sold it to me!" "For how much?" ""One hundred and forty forints"!" "Made a fool of me." "How's business going?" "Know what you need?" "A television set." "So you won't die of boredom." "And a woman." "But one who loves you!" "Give me the carbonated water." "People are saying the caravan is in a bad spot." "This caravan is in the right spot." "But you are in the wrong place." "And so am I!" ""Hali, Lali-papi"!" ""Popi-kuki, mami"." "Hey, chill out, Lali." "There's a drought here." "Lali!" "Don't girls ever come this way?" "What, like Betty?" "It's over with us." " How come?" " She's got mad at me." " It was her Mom." " What'd she do?" " She walked in on us." " Her mother?" "No." "Betty did." "You are such an idiot!" "Why didn't you lock the door?" "She and I always did." "With Betty?" "No, with her mom." "Hey, Betty!" "So, how are you?" ""Awkward"." ""Awkward" is seven letters." "A..." "W..." "K..." "W..." "A..." "R..." "D" "Anything to drink?" "Fanta?" "You look nice!" "In a can or a bottle?" "Bottle." "This is fine." "I'd like something to eat." "I could throw something together." " I have sausages." " I could help." "Coming inside?" "If you'd like." "Lali and I never had the same taste in women." "Mommy..." "Mommy!" "Yeah?" "My mother!" "Yeah!" "There's my mother!" " My mother is here!" " Your mother?" "Ah, Joli!" "Fuck!" "I broke a nail." "Hello, Lajos!" "I'm closing up." "Right now?" " I'm closing right now." " So soon, Lajos?" "I just got here!" "And I was just leaving." "My, how late it is!" "So you're alone?" "Sanyi's out running around." "May I be your last customer?" "We shouldn't do this." "Someone might see your car in the road." "I parked far away." "You know just in time for a "sausage"!" " You'd better leave." " I'm coming inside!" " What...?" " Pull me inside!" "Why?" "Pull me in!" "Oszi's here!" "That's my husband, you idiot!" " Hey, Lali." " Good morning, uncle Oszi!" "What made that noise?" "What?" "A dog?" "Field mice." " Would you like me to...?" " No!" "I like field mice!" "Pheasant hunting?" "No." "Perhaps you'd like a coffee?" "No." "Joli is she here?" "No." "Why?" "No reason." "Have any sausages?" "No, I do not." "Perhaps it's not field mice." "Maybe my wife is right here!" "You'll be a married man one day too, Lali." "I was running!" "Running!" "One from here!" "One from there!" "Joli!" "And Betty!" "...and I chased after them because they were running." "Hey, beetles!" " No, shadows." " Beetles!" "No, shadows!" "A "beetle", two "beetles"." "Shadows are different." "Two beetles, one shadow." "You're really know English!" "According to witnesses the robbers fled from the scene in an old, red-colored van." "The two robbers escaped with nearly 40 million forints." "One man fired several shots at the security camera." "Nevertheless it recorded the act so the police were able to get an accurate description." "Fortunately no one was hurt but that was pure coincidence since for an unknown reason one robber fired several shots at the bank's safe." " The guy executed the safe." " Sounds just like Csoki." " Couldn't be." " Who else would shoot a safe?" " That's impossible!" " Go ahead, Zsolti." "Everyone's watching from the street." " It was him." "That's his style." " No...that's impossible!" " Easy rider!" " It's Csoki, the safe-killer!" " What's the buzz, gringos?" " We heard about the robbery and we thought you did it." " Why, didn't I?" "Right, sunshine?" "Fucking wind back there." "So...my rum and beer?" "Your rum." "Your beer." "I knew was you!" ""Armed robbers take 40 million from a safe"" "That much?" "I'll be damned if I didn't do it." "Csoki flies off and you stay here." "Tag along, if you're cool." "Hey nice phone!" "Lali, I'm pretty hungry." "Make it yourself, OK?" "Sure!" "Yeah?" "Okay, thanks." "Cingár!" "Turn that off, would you?" "Lali!" "What day is today?" "Tuesday." "Tuesday, right." " Is this bread fresh?" " Does it have a label?" " It says Tuesday." " There's one every week." "How do you open this?" "Only a week old?" "Do I pull it down?" "Look!" "If you don't like it, don't eat it!" " Are they...?" " ... could it be?" " Csoki!" " Leave me alone!" "Hello." "One coke, make it fast." "What's wrong, brother?" "I'll be right back." "I know you're there!" "Gaben!" " Don't move!" " That was...mine." "Nobody move!" "Put that knife down!" "Put it down!" "Cingár, put it down!" "May I humbly suggest that we all forget about this as if nothing happened here at all." "Shut up!" "So do you need a bag or not?" "So, they're the bank robbers!" " Kusturica." " Don't say my name!" " Who's the boss?" "You?" " No." "Him." "Me?" "No." "Him." "No." "Him!" "Thanks." "Everyone put the beers down." "Clear?" "I said am I clear?" "Yes!" "Clear!" "Inside the caravan!" "Lock them up!" " Do you have your gun?" " No, I don't have my fucking gun." " Boss!" "They are armed!" " Thanks, Sanyi." "Come here and get me a drink." "Take off your clothes." "Shut up and get me a coke!" "Our clothes...?" "Take them off!" "I won't do it!" "Then you'll die with them on!" "Hurry!" "His hiccups are getting worse!" "What?" " Is that why you stopped?" " What's so funny?" "Our driver is sick and can't drive!" "Give me that fucking coke!" "Now strip!" "Strip!" "What's wrong?" "He wants another coke." "Quit wasting time!" "They're really bad, now." "Try scaring him!" "Stop laughing or I'll shoot!" "Here, by the road?" "Everyone will see us anyways." "This is fucking hilarious!" "Boss!" "Underwear too?" "That too." "You idiot." "You'd better scram before you get caught." "Bullshit." "We won't get caught." "Is that so?" "You're on film!" "That's bullshit." "I blasted the camera." "I saw you on TV blasting the safe!" " You missed the camera?" " Bullshit." "I hit it, alright?" " You missed the camera!" " I hit it!" "How can you be such a fucking idiot?" "You missed the camera!" "We're both dead!" "We're both on TV!" "We'll rot in jail." "But I don't care." "I'll kill you first!" "You'll get fucked first." "What's so funny?" "That my friend is sick and can't drive?" "Why don't you drive, instead?" "Let's get outta here." "What are you doing?" "Stop kicking!" "Just wait, someone will come." " You sure?" " I'm sure." "Hot in here, boss!" "Lali!" "The window won't open!" "I nailed it shut." " Should I bust it out?" " No!" "Someone will come." "Should I play a tune?" "I can't do it." "What?" "Hold it in." "Not now, you fool!" "Stop shouting, it makes it worse!" "We're holding it in, too." "Look, I had two whole beers!" "Really?" "What do I do now?" "Piss into something." "I think I'm going to be sick." "It isn't really the best idea." "You got a better one?" "Well no." "So?" "Better a bottle than the floor." "Dear god!" "Go ahead." "Look for something, Csoki." "I can't like this." "What?" "I can't like this!" " Turn around!" " Now?" "I can't do it if your watching!" "You're crazy." "We wouldn't watch if you paid us." "I can't help it, dammit!" "In restrooms I stop if someone enters!" "Okay, we're turned." "Thanks." "Shall we sing a tune?" "...yeah!" "That'd be great." "Let's sing "In The Jail Window", OK?" "In the jail window" "I didn't see them exactly." "I didn't see them exactly!" "Years fly by like a passing moment" "The sun shines brightly the light is dazzling" "If you found a phone on them that's mine." "I think of you, I love you" "I don't remember a thing." "Bravo!" "Well done!" "You here, guys?" "Who's this genius?" "That's Róka." "He can't be that stupid." "Róka, where have you been?" "At the barber's." "What's up?" "I could shoot this moron." "Why are you naked?" "Did it rain here, too?" "Róka!" "Yes?" "Go to the back and break off the padlock." "You're locked in?" "Why didn't someone let you out?" "Because nobody came here!" " The caravan's in the wrong spot." " I can't believe this." "Listen here!" "Róka!" "You're right." "We're locked inside." "And we are naked." "And it rained, as well." "Trust me, we are not enjoying ourselves." "So please go to the back and break that fucking lock!" "With what?" "With your dick!" "Róka?" "Have you got any clothes on you?" "Clothes?" "The things that people wear." "I do, but they're not..." "Never mind that." "Bring them here." "Nobody came until 9:00PM." "So?" "It's just that..." "What?" "What?" "The caravan's in a bad spot, right?" "Well, yes." "If we take a triangle..." "What for?" " To calculate it." " Calculate!" " There is a rule." " Rule of thumb!" ""Rule of thumb" my ass." "Let's get out of here." "You know how I'd like to get back?" "In the Impala!" "Don't you worry." "I told you, you'll get one." "What a pretty car!" "Beetles!" "How can you can tell?" "He's a fucking musician!" "Buying a car from Gaben?" "Be careful with him." "Why?" "He's a good kid." "With a grain of salt." "I bought my first one from him." "Dear Lali, should I handcuff him?" "I'd rather you got my underwear back." "We're on their scent, dear Lali!" "Let's go, Bajusz." " Bye, Lali." " See you later!" "Spit it out." "He asked me how much I had." "I told him so he showed me a yellow Wartburg." "Finally, he convinced me." "He said it was "nice and big"." "He was right, too." "A Wartburg really is big." "Then something happened but we survived in the end." "He returned the money right away." "He said that for the same price, he had a Trabant." "He said it was "good and small"!" "So I left and bought some music and a bicycle." "Which is good because it's good." "That's great." "So be careful with him." "He's a good kid." "But a little morally corrupt." "Hey, little brother!" "Your boat will be awesome!" " When?" " Chill, no problem." "Coffee?" "For money." "Something the matter?" "It's nothing." "Take it easy!" "I'll bring it this week!" "What are you driving these for?" "Bring me mine!" "Nothing fresh?" "Nope." "You won't leave me with a shitty car?" "Listen." "I said you'll have an Impala." "So you will." "If it breaks down, I'll have it repaired." "If it breaks down again" "I'll get you another one." "Have I ever stood you up?" "Yes." "I need 100." "Just leave me the hell alone." "Listen." "I know how to do business." "I paid 800 for this shirt." "How much it is in the store?" "4600." "I paid 3000 for these pants." "How much are they in the store?" "15000." "This pair of shades cost me 2500." "And in the store?" "300." "I was conned." "Lali is my cousin." "He can see through me." "I need some good ideas." "It hardly grows." "Sanyi!" "Look, there's the can." "He left it in the middle of the road." " So, any ideas?" " I have this stuff." " I don't know what to do with it." " What?" "Toys." "Can't you sell them?" "They're not just everyday toys." "What do I do with 400 headless piglets?" " Suckling?" " No, Disney brand." "Are you serious?" " What kind of piglets?" " I told you, toys." "They're made from plush." "Nice ones, by the way." "There's a hole in their belly with a ribbon that says "I love you"." "They can talk, too." " What about their heads?" " They have none." "They were made like that." "They were almost thrown out." "My friend told me about it." "He got them where he works." "What should I do with them?" " Throw them all out." " I can't." "They cost me a lot." "You paid money for these?" "I have a friend who has socks with no soles." "You could swap." " Dotted ones?" " I'll find out." "You dumped this here!" "I bring it, and you dump it here?" "I left it here so there wouldn't be problems." "What problems?" "You were hiding it!" "I wasn't hiding it." "Nobody buys sewing machines." "Then why did you let me bring it to you?" ""Let you"?" "You brought it here!" "Look at this stuff!" "Foxtails!" "A shitty sink!" "I had to beg you to take the grindstone away." "How can you be so stupid?" "But the wedding dress was nice!" "I minded your stuff." "This cannot stay here." "It cannot!" "It'll make someone happy." "Don't talk to me like that." "Even if you're my cousin." "Leave me alone." " Come on, Róka." " Leave me alone!" "Ungrateful spoiled vendor!" "What are you doing?" "Don't leave this here!" "Boss." "Boss!" "Fucking hell, Sanyi!" "What is it?" "I want to play!" "You should see a psychiatrist." "Hide and seek!" "Pretty cars!" "It's bleeding!" "My nose is bleeding!" " Bleeding a lot!" " Put this on your nose." "It is cold!" "Better?" "Like this." "Okay?" "Hold it there." "Okay, thank you!" "So we will not play?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Goddammit!" "Hello!" "Or whatever!" " What's going on?" " I'm not here, got it?" "But you are here!" "That's for the staff!" "He's crazy." "He's using my toilet." "Unbelievable." " Did he fall or jump?" " He fell." " Did you see him jump?" " I didn't." "He fell out." "What's gotten into him?" "Did you hurt yourself?" "Stupid spot for this caravan." "Six chocolates for the kids." " What kind?" " I don't care what they eat." "Whatever you have." "Go away!" "I'm serious!" "Go away." " Found him." " Drop dead!" " Here, drink." " What's this?" "Don't ask." "Just drink." " Come out." " I will not!" "Come out, my boy." "Too strong for you?" "City stomach!" "Come out or I'll set it on fire." "Calm down, papa." "Come out!" "Come out, you coward!" "I'm staying!" "You knocked her up, now come out!" "Hey, folks, relax!" "Come out!" "You truly are a coward!" "What's wrong?" "I'm not going." "Stop pulling that door!" "What?" "Go away!" "What kind of friend are you?" "That's mine!" "What's wrong with them?" "What's this?" " What's what?" " This." " This what?" " This here!" "Don't know." "It's for sale." "Really?" " I told you he didn't want to." " It's too late." "He must be let out." "Get away from there!" "How much?" "16,000." "16,000!" "See what's happening?" " Come on out." " Who are you?" "I'm the vendor." " This is my toilet." " I don't give a shit." "It's beautiful!" "Come out!" "Where is Bandi?" "Where is he?" "Bandi?" "Where is he?" "I'll leave the money here." "I'm not going." "Tell her I'm not going." "Come on out!" "I won't, goddammit!" ""Won't."" ""He." "Won't." "Come." "Out."" ""God." "Damn." "It."" "Looks like he's not coming out." "Give it to her." " I should give it to her." " Don't give it to her!" "Little girl." "Don't do it." "Stand aside." "Little girl, don't do it." "Little girl, don't do it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "I love you, you hear?" "I love you." "Go to fucking hell!" "Come on, little brother!" "At that time I was sleeping." "Then." " What do you think?" " Good car!" "Didn't you want a Chevy?" "Pretty car!" "This is not what we agreed on." "You told me to bring a Chevy." "Here it is." "You said you'd bring an Impala." "People will check you out." "Like your mother." "I don't want her, either." "Lali, this is not your style." "Car goes fast!" "Right?" "I already bought it." "What's wrong?" "It's a good little car!" "An Impala...or nothing." "What's for sale?" "This one?" "I told the guy it was bigger!" " What is this?" " A Chevy." "Small engine, but fast." "It's not much." "People will check you out on the street." "Don't con me." "I'm in the business too." "Fine, I'll tell him something." " Here's the Cadet." " Plus the money?" "What's this?" "The guy didn't give me any money but he gave me an electric piano!" "A battery too!" "...what?" "You'll get a little money, too." "I'll arrange it with the guy." "I'll give you 20!" "OK, here's 10 15 20!" "Plus the organ!" "It could be a perfect deal." "Look for somebody like a a wedding musician!" "It'll be worth everything to him." " Worth what?" " 50?" "80?" "Anything!" "However much!" "How much?" "How much?" "...how much?" "Here's 20 25 30!" "Plus the Smart Card." " But it has 6000 points on it!" " Exactly." "I can't give that away!" "I collected them!" "...and we'll keep collecting, right Lali?" "Maybe buy a few things?" "Good bye, Gaben!" "Nice dealing with you, Lali!" "I'm sorry." "Let's split the cash, okay?" "I'm not rolling in it these days, either." "I'm waiting for the Impala." "I didn't mean it like that." "Get lost, Csoki!" "No, I don't think that." "I don't think everyone watches you." "Well, later." "Yes." "You didn't have to tell her to drop dead!" "Because she's my grandmother." "They aren't angry." "Uncle Matyi's not angry, either." "I know you're right." "She'll be in bed for 2-3 months, then forget the whole thing." "I am here!" "Want something?" "Beer." "And rum." "Problems with mom?" "Shoot the old bat." "I would!" "I'd shoot yours, too." "If you had one." "You angry, chicano?" "Stop speaking Spanish." " Why not?" " Because you can't." "If you could, I'd say go ahead." "Is that truck's side always open?" "The top too?" "It's like Swiss cheese." "They'll be robbed one day, the fuckers." "Disappeared, chicano?" "There you are, chicano!" "What are you doing, Sanyi?" "Of course it doesn't grow!" " I'm watering." " Watering what?" " The flower!" " Not a flower." "It's a Thuya." "It would be if it wasn't all yellow!" "Put your dick away." "There's no business here." "I feel like doing something "big"." "Got a newspaper?" "Por favor." "Got a crossword puzzle?" "Just for you?" "Hang on." " No, I don't." " Gracias." "Was there a battle here?" "Got any coffee?" "Two." "Is it fresh?" "Not now, but it will be." "With milk?" "No." "Sugar?" "No." "Lali!" "Toilet paper?" "Never mind." "Cheers." "Any whipped cream?" "Of course." "Goddammit." "I just did a "crossword puzzle", Lali!" "Take your hands out of your jacket!" "What the fuck do you want?" "You came here to fuck me over?" "Now you're the ones who're fucked!" "Lali, out of the shop." "Don't move or I'll fucking shoot!" "Take it easy, Csoki." "Give me the gun." "Leave me alone!" "Forget it, Lali!" "These wise guys screwed us over last time." "Go to the car!" "Both of you!" "Come on, get moving!" "I'll avenge you, Sanyi!" "Where's the money?" "...what the hell?" "You're lucky this time!" "Don't worry, Csoki." "You were really tough." "Looks ugly!" "Boat 016." "Boat 016." "This is police headquarters." "Bajusz, Rezsõ." "The stubble field's on fire." "Sándor?" "Sándor." "Sanyi!" " Hello!" " Hello, Sanyi!" "I'll be goddamned." "Good choice, Sanyi." "It is nice and pretty!" "What is it?" " Good afternoon." " Good afternoon." "Are you the manager?" " Peanuts." " Salted?" "Imre." "Imre Peanuts." "Supervisor." "I'll come in." "Display kitchen?" "We received a complaint that on the 9th of this month you served an inedible hot dog to a customer." "He then requested the book of complaints which you refused to provide, calling him obscene names." "As a conclusion to my investigation I shall declare that the claim of the complainant" "Kálmán Peanuts is a valid statement." "and the buffet shop known as "Glass Tiger"" "the purpose of which is to sell food for human consumption is unsuitable thus." "Therefore I order immediate closure of the vending stall and with the co-operation of the public health authorities" "I will recommend further investigations." "The terms of settlement and the official account you will receive by mail within six days." "I will then transfer my findings to" "What's he doing?" "Don't touch him!" " Is it electrocution?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" " I can't be sure!" " Hit with something." " With what?" "Look!" "Is he a goner?" "This is not good." "This is not good at all." "Call an ambulance." ""Peanuts"? "Salted"?" "You mean a name?" "No." "I don't recall anybody." "What luck he's still alive!" " Won't we get into trouble?" " No." "Throw this in the lake." "Lali!" " I'll buy that from you!" " How much?" "100." "Just this one." "No gambling, Rezsõ." "You've got kids!" "Just scratch it off?" "Heard someone almost got electrocuted." "Lucky." "Happened to me once." "I can take it, though." "My system can handle it." "Hey, Bajusz." "Look at this!" "Did I win?" "Lali should know." "That's a lot of zeroes." "It's 1,000,000." "The jackpot." "Then I won!" "I scratched it, right Lali?" "I don't believe it!" "I'll quit!" "See this?" "1,000,000!" "See this, Bajusz?" "1,000,000!" "I'm outta here, Lali!" "Rezsõ!" "Rezsõ!" "What's wrong with you, Rezsõ?" "He's crazy!" "Rezsõ!" "What are you doing?" "This is how much the force means to you?" "This is unbelievable." "It was in my hand." "A shitty 1,000,000?" "Why did I give it to him?" "How is possible?" "Should I marry you?" "I'd marry you." "Lali!" "How do you think I got here?" "Come back again!" "Gaben the key!" "Hang on, I'll turn round." "Not like that!" "It was made in Detroit." "When Detroit is over the world is over." "Fuck that." "My moped is trashed." "Those guys buried the cylinder head." "Cut that out, dammit." ""Gas to gas oil to...oil to..."" "Rest in peace, Impala." "If it hurts that much, Lali" "I'll get back your jeep from Zsolti." "I swear." "Come on, Lali!" "Sorry." "Drink!" "Puss-puss-pussy!" "Here we are!" "Which should I buy for you?" "You want them both?" "Whatever you want, dear Lali!" "Absolutely not." "Screwing is best especially with one who knows how." "Betty sure knew how." "Do you know what it was like with Betty?" "I do." "But...you and her mother?" "You and her mother...?" "Yes, her too." "Fuck you." "You nailed my girl." "So fuck you." "But I'm not mad at you." "I am not mad at you." "But you buy the girls for me, OK?" "What's up, hombre?" "Easy rider, little brother." "Little sister!" "Easy rider!" "This one is for Bajusz." "Vivien!" "Bajusz hasn't been discharged." "Well then!" "Where's the iron?" "Lali!" "Where's the iron?" "Where's the iron?" "It is there!" " What's the hurry?" " Boss is there!" "Where is it?" "Where's the iron?" "Where is the iron?" " What iron?" " The iron!" "I left it here when you got drunk!" "Lali's car got busted." "Stay out of it, Gaben." "I came for the iron." "Don't be foolish, Róka!" "Oh, the iron?" "I have sold your iron, Róka." "What?" "Got 16,000 for it." "Why did you sell it?" "Because I got 16,000 for it." "You've never seen that much in your life." "I've been beaten for two days because of it!" "Why?" "How should I know?" "Four thugs came looking for the iron." "They said it was very valuable." "I don't even know what it is!" "Stop fretting, Róka." "The money's over there." "It's not enough." "It's worth 2,000,000." "2,000,000?" "Then you deserve to get beaten." "They will beat you, too." "Me?" "Why would I get a beating?" "If I can't pay, you'll have to!" "...or return the iron!" "How could I, you idiot?" "Who did you give it to?" "I don't know!" "Why do they think I have it?" "I told them, genius!" "You're a bastard, Róka!" " Shut up, Csoki!" " Don't act so tough." " I'll smack you, Csoki!" " Well let's have it out, then!" "Think you're so tough?" "Why did you mix me up in this?" "What would you know about it?" "Shut your mouth!" "What's it to you anyways?" "What do you mean "what"?" "What would you do without me?" "You've got a big mouth to bark with, you sissy." "Bark?" "Like your mother?" "I can get as much money as I want, you pussy!" " Show me, then!" " I will, goddammit!" "I'll show you!" "Where are you going, Csoki?" "Where's he going?" "Stop, you bastard!" "Where are you taking my car, you asshole?" "Róka!" "The keys!" "In there." "What do you want, Gaben?" "Don't use my car!" "Stop!" "It's very stinky in here." "What's the rush, chicanos?" "Why aren't there any seats in this wreck?" "I need room for the stuff." "I'm a businessman, Lajos." " Business?" "Man?" " Gaben!" "Watch the road!" "There he is!" "He's standing right there!" "Stop!" "Where's my car?" "Gaben?" "What are you...?" "What is it, you ape?" "If there's so much as a scratch on my car I'll kill him." " Great work." " God damn it all to hell!" "My car!" "What car?" "You have no problems!" "What are you doing, you psycho?" "Just watch." "A van full of cash will arrive in a second." "One man goes in, the other waits in the car." "The man who goes in leaves his gun behind." " There's nobody around." " So?" "Still doesn't ring a bell?" "An unarmed security man with a sack of money inside another in a van with a hole on the top and one on the side." "So?" "Use your brain, hombre!" "The village is empty." "Two of us in the building." "Two of us at the car." "One waiting with the engine on." "Am I good or what?" "You're an idiot." "We have five minutes." "When the van arrives, I'm off." "Don't want to get busted for a piece of iron?" "Then don't come!" "50,000,000 at least!" "Ten for each of us!" "We'll be rich!" "You really don't know where the iron is?" "You can toss The Tiger into the lake tonight!" "They'll kill me, Lali." "They want it that much!" " That piece of shit?" " Yes!" "We can't do this." "I'll wait in the car." "But I won't do anything." "Five minutes is enough." "Plus you get my car fixed." "No." "I don't know about this!" "Could I wait in the back?" "2,000,000 is enough for me." " Gaben!" " Don't worry!" "Chicken!" "Lali!" "What is it?" "Nothing." " Who are those guys?" " Them?" "Nobodies." "Now." "I'll count to ten." "We'll be rich after five." "Assholes." "The back is closed." "And the top!" "Good enough for us." "One two three four..." "Look!" "Please, let the cash delivery van pass." "Let the cash delivery van pass." "Boss!" "Boss!" "Listen!" "Have you seen boss?" "Anyone hurt?" "PRIZE-WINNING WORK OF ART AT THE VIENNA BIENNIAL" "Róka!" "Come here." " How many kilos?" " A lot." "But it disappeared!" "Well, yes." "Are there any kind of clues you can start with as to where it could have gone?" " It disappeared in Vienna, right?" " From the exhibition, yes." "It's very heavy so it was either stolen by one very strong man or many less strong men with a crane." "I know one strong Austrian." "Schwarzenegger!" "Iron?" "Oh, iron!" "What iron?" "I don't go after scrap metal." "Museums?" "I go to them all the time!" "Not for a year, though." "I've been doing music." " Let me see that." " I'm reading it." "It's a nice little spot." "There's fish in the lake." "They will multiply." "What's wrong?" "The caravan is in a bad spot." "Not really." "I didn't run into them at all!" "Is there a canteen here?" "This is nice." "I'll push it!" "Push what?" "The Tiger!" "To where?" "Over there." "People will see it better." "Good, good, good." "Where are we going?" "Only Lali knows." "Push, chicano!" "Throw that away!" " Now push!" " One, two, three!" "Easy rider, little brother!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "What is it?" "Now what do we do?" "Let's try to push it over." "On the count of three:" "One, two three." "It broke off just like that." "It was a shocking sight!" "We had to leave it in the road." "Thanks, dad." "Hey, lay off the horn!" "Gentlemen?" "We're open!" "We got arrested." "By...uh my friends...well not..." "Yes." "My friends." "Please hand over hand over your ID cards." "Quickly." "You, out of the car." "Get moving." " Your name?" " "Ottó Kecskeméti"." " And yours?" " "Géza Kántor"." "What's so funny?" "I'd shut up if I were you." "What's your name?" ""Ferenc Zsíros"." "I said no laughing!" ""Imre Turbók"." " What's up, "Turbók"?" " I said, shut up." "You'll speak only when spoken to." "The rest of you stop laughing." "Sanyi, go away!" "That's "Sanyi King"." "How are you!" "And you?" "What's your name?" ""Lajos Kakszi"." "What?" "What did you say?" ""Lajos Kakszi"." "Kakszi!" "Kakszi!" " My dad's Kakszi, too." " Stop laughing!" "You're all finished!" "Dad once said to me:" ""While you're on the floor at least pick something up"." "May I have my ID card back?" "What's so funny?" "You're done for." "We are?" "For how much?" "I beg your pardon." "If you don't mind, I'm really busy." "A buffee caravan on the main road caused a traffic jam." "Drivers have to wait for quite a while." "Especially since the police are directing traffic." "DECISION SUSPENDING THE INVESTIGATION." "NO CONNECTION BETWEEN THE ROBBERY AT THE VIENNA BIENNIAL" "AND THE "GLASS TIGER" CREW HAS BEEN FOUND." "THEREFORE THE INVESTIGATION HAS BEEN CLOSED." "COUNTY POLICE HEADQUARTERS 3022./XII."