"Previous on Boston Legal." " Take the money out and put it in a bag." " She already murdered a man." " Please, let this one get away." " I do this for you, you do something for me." "Get me an interview at Crane, Poole  Schmidt." "You don't get to set all the rules in this relationship." "I'm sorry, but if you hit me or anything..." "I might literally die." "Your case is dismissed." "You're free and clear." "I found you job." " Come and get it." " So I've met this girl." " You did?" " I ram Levine." " You don't fool me." " She gives me a bit of trouble." "Hello." "Ms. Levine, Alan Shore." "Hello, Mr. Shore." " Uh, is there something I can do for you?" " There is." "And let me preface my remarks by saying... while we don't know each other very well... and while I'd rather be speaking to you in person... so as to better gauge your reaction..." "Ms. Levine, I've been having certain fantasies about you- intense... unabashedly sexual fantasies" "and I thought we could meet to discuss them." "Did you get that?" "Uh, one drink." " Ms. Levine." " Mr. Shore." "I took the liberty of ordering champagne." "Thank you." "Mom." "So-These fantasies." "They are many and varied, actually... but now that you're here they seem a very poor substitute for reality." "Well, I'll admit I've been having some fantasies of my own." "Have you?" "Tell." "I walk into a building- my old high school gym- and you follow me inside." "And there are these booths set up." "It's election day." "Why not?" "I go into a very small booth, and you follow me in." "Your hand, like the breeze... reaches up my inner thighs... and I turn around and I say, "It's not right. "" " And you say- - "Shut up and let's do this. "" "And you say, "What's not right?"" "And I say, "It's not right..." ""that I should vote... and my vote doesn't count due to redistricting. "" "What?" "All of our elected officials are redrawing the district voting lines... to tilt the elections in their favor." "Our officials are stealing our county, Alan... and we need to stop them, and I may need a lawyer." "And I'm guessing you're not looking for a naked one." "This could be the worst threat to democracy ever, Alan... and no one is paying attention." "We're going to make them pay attention." "Make outvote count!" "Make outvote count!" "Make outvote count!" "Make outvote count!" "Make our vote count!" "Make our vote count!" "Oddly, this was one of my fantasies." "And the chilly weather is certainly an added bonus." "Break it up, ladies." "Break it up." "Make our vote count!" "All right, ladies, that's it." "Let's go." " What do we do now?" " Okay, everybody stay calm." " Alan?" "Alan!" " Yes." "No problem." "I forgot what I was going to say." "Oh, yes-And I say this with great reluctance." "Here" "Don't answer any questions." "I'll be down to bail you out as soon as I can." "Make our vote count!" "Make our vote count!" "Make our vote count!" "Make our vote count!" "And I'm not sucking up." "Saving that boy the way you did" "You're a real local hero and a media darling." " The cameras loved you." " Thanks." " Mm-hmm." " Alan Shore said some very good things about you." " Well, he's an excellent attorney." " Mm-hmm." "So tell me, why do you want to work at Crane, Poole  Schmidt?" "working 80-hourweeks, eating dinner out of to-go tins." "My furniture is from my parents' garage... and I buy my clothes from Jenney's Dress for Less." "I could tell you some crap about wanting new and exciting challenges... and blah-blah-blah, but why not just be honest?" "It's the money." "What kind of business could you bring to the firm?" "I made a lot of contacts when I was doing white-collar crime." "I also know a lot of cops and detectives and inspectors..." "Uh-huh." "That's the Web site for a ski resort." "Yeah." "It's Whistler." "Do you ski?" "No, and it's really a shame... 'cause here I am freezing my butt off on Mt. "Pendejo. "" "Adios, muchacha." "Mr. Hopper has finally come around." "It took us a long time to get him here, but he's willing to settle." "I'm thinking of getting them to rename lung cancer after me." " Daniel, are you listening to me?" " Think about it." "You know, it makes sense." "Uh, the Lou Gehrig thing." "We're going in now." "Good morning, Samantha." " Is Mr. Hopper in the restroom?" " No." "His wife just called." "He died this morning." "I can't believe you did this to me." " What did I do?" " This." "It's complete chaos out here." " I've never seen anything like it." " It was quite a scene." " ... quickly turned ugly" " Oh, look." "It's me." "I can see that." "You were there in a sea of breasts, and you didn't invite me." "It wasn't a sex thing, Denny." "This was a political protest about a serious issue." "I heard there were 200 women." "That's 400 breasts." "And you kept them all to yourself." " I have to get to an arraignment." " The topless woman?" " Yes." " I'll go with you." "It's in court." "She'll be completely dressed." "Why are they "pixel ting"?" "This is a cable news channel." "You can show breasts on cable." "Y" " Yes?" "May I help you, dear?" "This is my office." "Oh, I needed a base of operations for my sandwich cart business." " But I" " You're first-year, right?" "Well, it goes like this:" "Name partner, senior partner... junior partner, senior associate..." " sandwich lady, Xerox guy, janitor, first-years." " But I" " I'm on the phone, dear." " Oh." "Did she know that when she asked?" "Oh, no." "The lawsuit's been dropped." "The claim died with Hopper, and the wife decided not to pursue it any further." "I want to see she gets our original settlement offer." " You don't have to do that, Daniel." " Sure, I do." " Hey, you busy tomorrow night?" " No." "Why?" "What's going on?" " I thought you might want to go to a funeral." " Hopper's?" "No." "Mine." "We'll go in my limo." "I got a TV." "I got the guppy-downy thing, so we can make out and the driver can't see us." "Uh, yeah, I love making out on the way to funerals... especially with the guest of honor." "What's wrong with wanting to see your own funeral?" "If you wait till you're dead, you don't hear the great things people say about you." " Think about it?" " Daniel!" " Denny." " Looking' good." " Thank you." "You wanna come to my funeral?" " Funerals are sad." " This one will be fun." " Count me in." " Tomorrow night." " No can do." "Busy." "Rain check?" " Absolutely." " He's a keeper." " Denny's great." " Yep." " He doesn't hear a thing anyone says, does he?" " Nope." "Ms. Raines" " How was your interview at Crane, Poole  Schmidt?" " Short." "Docket number 66706S, Commonwealth versus I ram Levine." "One count of disturbing the peace." "Your Honor, at this time the People would like to amend the complaint." "We're charging Ms. Levine with Penal Code 272, section 16... open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior." " Are you out of your mind?" " How do you plead, counselor?" "Time out, Your Honor." "That charge is a felony." "This woman was arrested as part of political protest." "There was nothing lewd and lascivious about it." " Read the statute." "She violated it." " This is absurd." "If she's convicted, she'll be forced to register as a sex offender." "Save it for the jury, counselor." "How do you plead?" "Even more not guilty than we were prepared to plead a moment ago." "Conference with the clerk to set the trial date." "Next case." " Why are you doing this?" " I'm late." "There were 200 women arrested that day." "Are you going to charge them all as sex offenders?" "We're going to see how this case goes first." "What the hell happened in your interview with Holly Raines?" "I don't like your tone." "And you're square." "Game over." "Now what they hell happened?" "Didn't like her." "She was only here for the money." "Brad, everyone from the senior partners... to the assistant janitor is only here for the money." "Okay, look." "You had an affair with Tara." "You paid your assistant to sleep with you." "I'm a partner now." "I'm not going to let you use this firm as an escort service." "This was not about sex." "It was about bribery." "I had to offer her an interview to get Catherine Piper off." "Now you've made her mad, and she's taking it out on another client of mine." "What the hell are you doing?" "Strengthening my quads." "Ski season." "They say it was caused by stress from the first Gulf War... but whatever the cause, Brad Chase does indeed suffer... from a severe case of irritable bowel syndrome... and his gastroenterologist has told him to take up sports... that strengthen the gluteus maximums muscles to control things back there." "And this is the first I've heard obit, but apparently... the high altitude of the ski slopes... is also good in helping to prevent..." "leakage." "Something to do with the thin air." "So, long story short, I will get you another interview with a name partner." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Now, can you please charge Irma Levine... with something reasonable, or better yet, just drop the whole thing?" " Can't do it." " I'll never be able to guarantee you job..." " but I promise" " I know you think this is about me being mad... at Crane, Poole  Schmidt, but it isn't." " This comes from my boss." " Why does the district attorney care about this?" "He wants to set an example to discourage these kinds of protests." "Ms. Raines, if you convict Irma of this charge... she'll have to register as a sex offender." "She'll be lumped into the same group as rapists and child molesters... all because of political protest." "How can this seem even remotely fair to you?" "It's out of my hands." "Parson's trial-We're trying to plea this out so I want you to research... any cases involving deaths resulting from marital disputes." "I'm on it." "I do have a slight problem." " There's an old woman in my office." " Pardon?" " The sandwich lady." " Catherine." " She's taken over my office." " Am I to understand... that you, a lawyer working... at one of the most prestigious firms in the Boston area... cannot negotiate with a sandwich lady to get her out of your office?" "Well, of course I can." "I just don't want to take up the firm's billable time." "You think this will take time?" "Well, no, sir." "I'll take care obit." "Forget I said anything." "Please." "Shirley." "Just the person I needed to see." "I'm in a terrible bind, and I need to borrow your breasts." "All right, but have them home by 11:" "OO." " I'm sure you've followed I ram Levine's case in the news." " I have." "Then you know the D. A., or whoever is pressuring him... is attempting to suppress political protests." " Naked ones, yes." " This is not a small issue, Shirley." "This type of thing is going on all over the county." "They've banned roadside parking and camping in Crawford, Texas... to stop people from protesting the war." "If you criticize this administration... they just might reveal your wife is a C. I. A. agent." "Congress is creating a law that forces people with political blogs... to either register with the government, or face potential prosecution." "Little by little, people are being silenced." " I need your stature, expertise" " Cut the crap, Alan." "It's about boobs, and you need a nice pair at the table." "You are absolutely delicious when you cut to the heart of the matter like that." "They are throwing everything at me, Shirley." " I need to throw everything back." " I'll think about it." "Think fast." "If agree to help you, one condition" "I assume, during the course of this case... breasts will be referred to in many colorful ways." " One would hope." " Personally, however..." "I don't ever want to hear them referred to as "hooters. "" "I hate that word." "Oh, and this is a little off-topic... but I hate the word "underpants" too." "If can have your breasts, I promise not to say "hooters. "" " Thank you, Alan." " Now, as for "underpants;' if you promise not to wear" "Good-bye, Alan." "We advised her to put her clothes back on, but she and her cohorts... insisted on marching around topless." " Mocker Mined_" " District attorney's here." " exactly how many times did you advise Ms. Levine" " Scott Bonder." "Politicians are drawn to cameras like flies are drawn to" " Politicians." " And what was your reaction to the defendant's spotlessness?" "I was shocked." "Offended." " Were you the only one offended?" " No, ma'am." "We've received numerous complaints from the community about the defendant's behavior." "Thank you." "Ms. Levine and her "cohorts;' as you so colorfully referred to them... were there as part oaf political protest, correct?" " So she says." " "So she says. "" "She was holding this sign." " Yes." " Not exactly the stuff erections are made of." " Objection." " Sustained." "Isn't it true that more people paid attention... once the protesters took off their tops?" "They drew a bigger crowd." "That's for sure." "Thank you." "Uh, one last thing." "As a beat cop who regularly pursues rapists... murderers and other violent criminals, and also as one... who protects the rights of the K. K. K. and other provocative groups... who are legally permitted to protest... can you sit up there and honestly tell us you were offended... by a group of bare-breasted protesters?" "They broke the law, Mr. Shore." "I find that offensive." "Shocked" " Shocked and appalled that people... would so blatantly flaunt our obscenity laws." "Whore." "Any place there's a camera... there's Bonder, having sex with it." "Where have you been keeping your head?" "Around." "I didn't see you on the balcony the other night." "Bev and I had something to do- Then we did it again." "Alan." "I heard that you asked Shirley to be part of your dream team." "Why her and not me?" "Shirley has breasts." "Ours are just beginning to develop." "You're starting this case off on the wrong foot." " How so?" " It's got everything." "Sex, politics" "Everything but one key ingredient" "Denny Crane." "I'm in." "Denny, you don't even know what this case is about." "It doesn't matter." "I don't have to know what it's about in order to tee it." "I want you out of my office." "I'm an attorney." "I graduated at the top of my class at Suffolk University Law School." "I passed the bar exam the very first tee... and I was recruited by the best firms." "I killed a man." "I've seen those on TV." " No, I do not believe the jury pool" " There's that whore." " ... cannot get a fair trial" " Watch out, everybody." "The real whore is here." "Denny." "I don't have a tranquilizer gun... so I'm going to have to reason with you." "We agreed you could be on this case... only if you don't speak." "Speak jinn the courtroom." "Besides, it's opportunities like this that make Crane, Poole  Schmidt..." "Crane, Poole  Schmidt." "...be allowed to disregard the obscenity laws." "Denny Crane." "Only 1 O cents a dance." "Hey, Scott!" " Denny." " I'd just like to say... that most of us begin life suckling on a breast... and if we're lucky, we end life suckling on a breast." "So anybody who's against breasts is against life itself." "Denny Crane." "Sir, any comments?" "Ms. Levine, can you tell me what this is?" "It's a map of the Boston area congressional district." "This is District Four." "How would you describe its shape?" "It's shaped like a large intestine." "Now, why would we as a people... choose to shape a congressional district like a large intestine?" "We don't." "Our elected uncials do." "Say you voted for the incumbent congressman last election... and I live on the opposite side of the street and I voted against him." "His party can draw the line down the middle of the street to include you and exclude me." " Can they really do that?" " With computer modeling, they can be very exact." "This isn't about boobs at all." "It's foreplay." "Wait your turn." "Uh, why did you start this group?" "To protest the war." "We had our shirts on then." "There were nearly 1 OO, OOO of us in the streets- a sea of people- but the local news reported that only a few thousand showed up." "It was as if our protest didn't even happen." " So what did you do next?" " We continued to protest with little effect... and we eventually learned that in order to get your message heard... you had to shock people." "You had fantasies about this college girl?" "She's nothing but a talker." "Moment please, Your Honor." "Denny, we're trying to work here." "Give him your keys to play with." "And finally, Ms. Levine, what do you do for living?" " I run a women's shelter." " And if you are convicted... and placed on the state's sexual offenders registry, what happens to you?" "I would lose everything" " My job, my home, my standing in the community." "So if one wanted... to intimidate people from exercising their First Amendment rights... this would be a good way to do it." " Objection." " Nothing further." "Ms. Levine, your laudable work for battered women notwithstanding... isn't it correct that you were arrested only when you illegally bared your breasts?" " Yes." " You could have continued to make that same statement... while keeping your clothes on." "But the message wouldn't have gotten the same coverage." "So it's your contention that it's all right to break laws... so long as you're tying to get a message across." "I think that's a gross exaggeration." "Our community has set standards and laws for what it deems to be indecent behavior." "What our elected officials are doing is indecent." "My breasts are not." " You intentionally broke that law, didn't you?" " I took my top off." "In many cultures, a woman's bared breasts are not considered indecent." "But we're in America. ten America we're allowed to set our own laws, are we not?" "Yes." "Nothing further." " Your funeral's in a bar." " Well, funeral homes close too early." " And they don't have beer." " Hmm." " Nice outfit, but I do believe I said hockey casual." " Oh." "I'm feeling a little like Alice down the rabbit hole right now... so I'm just going to go with it." "That's an excellent attitude." "My family is going to love you." "Your family?" "It's my funeral." "Hey, there he is!" "tam on it. tam on it." "tam on it. tam on it." "I'm on it." "I'm on it." "Go." "Go." "Go, spiny man!" "Go, spiny man!" ""Spiny man"?" "Where'd you get the lingo from?" "Yes!" "Ha, ha!" " No." " No." "I had to let him win." "It's his funeral." "Oh, you got beat by a girl and a dead guy." "Deal with it." "If could have your attention." "We've gathered here tonight to pay our final respects to... that guy who's eating the buffalo wings." "I know we look at Daniel, and everyone here is thinking the same thing." "How much is he leaving me in the will?" "Uh, seriously." "After our folks passed..." "Daniel was the one there for us." "He always has been." "And he always will be." "To you, Bro." "I love you." "To Daniel." "Now let's have some Zambezi cake, huh?" "All right." "Who wants the Zambezi?" "Here we go." "Am I cutting here?" "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "This is a problem." "Right down the "B;' Brother." "Right down the "B."" "None for him." "Bigger." "Bigger." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "You know you're wrecking my funeral." "I know." "It's just" "We're here, and it's you and your friends and your family." " And it's like a beginning, only you're" " I t sucks." "That's it." "It just sucks." "This is-This is good for you." "And everyone in there is unbelievable." "And I have been tying." "I really have." "But... you're dying, and it's eating me up inside." "Go back into your party." " It's time for court, Denny." " I'm not going." "You took me to the circus, and you didn't show me any elephants." "I'm sorry." "But I am going to call the D. A. to the stand." "Hmm." "That'll be fun, but it's not enough." "Be careful of Bonder." "I'm not sure you want that whore as an enemy." "By definition he's my enemy." " He can't call the district attorney." " I just did." "He was never on our witness list." "The Commonwealth has not had ample time to prepare." "Your Honor, his testimony is relevant." "This case is all about... the railroading of my client's First Amendment rights... and Mr. Bonder seems to be conductor on said railroad." " It's a cheap stunt." " Enough." "I'm certain District Attorney Bonder can take care of himself." "I'll allow his testimony." "Uh, District Attorney Bonder, Alan Shore." "Uh, before we start..." "I just want to say I love those mailers that you send out come election time." "We're all inspired by the story of your roots." "Your father the Czechoslovakian cobbler." "Your mother the Czechoslovakian cobbler's wife." "I also want to thank you for taking the time to be here." "You're a busy man, keeping criminals off the streets... fighting for truth, justice and the American way." "And yet you make time to be here every day." " This case must be very important to you." " It is." "I guess the question on all of our minds is why?" "Well, Mr. Shore, as you know... this was a penance of the law on a sizable scale." "It was extremely offensive to a large number of people." "And there were a lot of TV cameras out there." "And in here." "The point is..." "Ms. Levine's message was getting across, wasn't it?" "That's why this case is so important." "That's what's so frightening to you." "The truth was getting out." "The truth about the stranglehold... you and other politicians have on our political system, correct?" "Mr. Shore, I was elected to represent the community... and to act in their best interest." " Ah." " People have a right to political speech, no matter how extreme." "They do not have the right to break the law... with lewd and lascivious behavior on the streets of Boston." " Yes" " You asked me a question." "Please allow me to finish." "I don't know what society you live in... but our society has made it clear where it stands on indecency." "If you're looking for a litmus test, just ask Janet Jackson." "Well, congratulations, Alan." "Your grilling of the D. A. on the stand has really paid off." "The plea bargain we had set in the Parsons case suddenly got rejected." " Gee." "I wonder why." " Mr. Parsons did kill his wife." "Maybe he should go to jail." "And for what?" "You're still losing this case." "Well, if that's all they're calling us, clearly I've not done my job." "I'm here." "What do you want?" "Brad, would you agree you owe me one for the egregious way..." " you handled the Holly Raines interview?" " Her attitude was" "The important thing is I agree that you owe me one. lust follow my lead." " Mr. Bonder, we're going to lose this case." " Yes, you are." "And I don't know what to do about it." "We could get through the appeals process, but... so many of our fine judges are not into the First Amendment these days." "And if by some miracle we make it to the Supreme Court, well... they're not that tickled with the first Amendment either." "So, as you can see, I am in a pickle." " You didn't need to come down here to explain that to me." " No." "I know." "But I did need to explain this." "It's Brad here." "What about Brad here?" "He's decided he's going to run against you for district attorney." "Really?" "Yes." "I mean, I think he's a natural for politics, don't you?" "Look at him." "Gorgeous." "And tough on crime." "The man single-handedly... rescued a kidnapped child." "The Republican Party is bound to love him... because he's so demonstrably pro-torture." "A man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty while he cuts off the fingers of others." "Oh, you're a Republican, aren't you, Scott?" " Mr. Shore, I" " I wonder who your party's rather have carrying its standard." "You or Captain Handsome?" "Brad, stand up and take your jacket ohm." "Yeah." "Ooh." "Uh, put it over the shoulder." "Wow." "I think this job is about more than looks." "Well, you'd have to think that, wouldn't you?" "I notice the polls don't have you doing too well with women voters." "You are aware my client runs a shelter for battered women?" "You think persecuting her will play well with the distaff side?" " Are you trying to threaten me?" " Not me." "It's my friend here." "This case has him so incensed." "Doesn't it, Brad?" " Yes." " It's inspired him to pluck his hat... from those beautiful blond locks and toss it into the ring." "I can just see the two of you in a televised debate." "Well, really I can only see him... because you seem to fade into the background." "Tell me, Brad." "How many of your clients are millionaires?" " All of them." " Rich coffers to draw from." "It would be much nicer, wouldn't it, Mr. Bonder, to run unopposed." "Well, you've both made some extremely valid points." "And I think Goldilocks here would be a formidable opponent." "I look forward to the campaign." "And, Mr. Shore..." "I look forward to seeing you in court." "Brad, you know you don't actually have to run." "On the other hand, you have made a powerful enemy... and I think you've learned a valuable lesson about following my lead." "Thanks, douche bag." " Hey." " Hi." "So... how was the rest of your funeral?" "Oh, it was great." "I got totally bombed." "So, a-are we okay?" "Daniel, I am the worst coward there is." "Yeah, well, we all voted you that when we were playing quarters." "No" "I can't keep going." "Okay." "Time out." "Um, don't decide anything yet, okay?" "Because I got something'." "Look." "I'm going to Switzerland." "They've got this experimental treatment in Saint Moritz that I scammed my way into." "And I don't know if it's going to work... but I figured it's worth a shot." "And if it does... then I'll be back." "And then decide." "Okay?" "Okay." "You're going off like a dog, aren't you?" " What do you mean?" " When a dog knows it's going to die... it goes off into the woods by itself. and, uh... rich guys go to Saint Moritz." "They got beautiful woods there." "Yes, they do." "I'll see you, Guido." "See yak." "Ms. Levine took her shirt off." "That is not in dispute." "And she did it to make a political point." "Now, people make political points every day on TV, in the press, on the Internet... expressing opinions offal kinds without breaking the law." "For Ms. Levine, our county's guarantee of free speech wasn't enough." "Our guarantee of freedom of assembly wasn't enough." "And apparently, our guarantee of freedom of the press wasn't enough." "None of these freedoms were enough for Ms. Levine... and the point she had to make." "No." "She had to break the law by violating our community standards of decency." "No one violated Ms. Levine's freedom of speech." "Ms. Levine violated our community laws." "Don't let her get away with it." ""_ace Watson, convicted of molesting an eight-year-old girl, served two years..." ""then convicted of molesting an 11-year-old girl." ""_ohm Bowers, convicted of multiple counts of rape." "Calvin Stevens, convicted of sodomizing and molesting over a dozen boys, ages six to 1 O."" "This is a list of registered sex offenders." "This is the list that the prosecution thinks Ms. Levine should be put on." "This is the company they think she belongs in." "Do you?" "Do any of you think that a woman... who bared her breasts at a political rally... poses the same risk to the community as rapists and child molesters?" "Of course you don't." "And I'll let you in on a little secret." "Neither do they." "You see... they arrested Ms. Levine and the other women before... and charged them with disturbing the peace." "When a woman is arrested for sunbathing topless in a public park... she's either charged with disturbing the peace... or more likely, the cop says, "Hey, lady." "Put your shirt back on"... and then he goes off to deal with real crime." "So why is Ms. Levine different?" "Because she was protesting redistricting." "Now, I know that may sound arcane and theoretical to you... but I assure you that to the politicians in power... there is nothing more dear to their hearts." "If's." "Levine had written a scholarly article about redistricting... for an obscure journal that nobody would ever have read... the district attorney wouldn't have cared at all." "But she and the other women made their argument topless." "People paid attention because, let's face it... when 200 women take their tops off." "people are going to look." "But after they've gawked for a minute, they might ask..." ""Why have they taken their tops off?"" "And then they might find out it's because of redistricting." "And then they might say, "Well, what is that?"" "And then when they find out, they might say, "Oh, my God." "Our politicians have hijacked our democracy. "" "The prosecutors charged Ms. Levine for..." ""violating our community standards. "" "This is Boston." "Home of the Tea Party." "Home of the people and the spirit of freedom... that literally created this county." "Our community standard is that we won't be silenced by the king of England... much less the district attorney." "Our community standard is that we speak the truth to power." "And if those in power don't like it... too bad." "Oh, look at you." "This is terrible." "I'll tell you what I'll do, Gay." " Garrett." " I'm not in the office all the time." "I mean, I'm very busy over lunch and morning break and afternoon coffee." "That would leave three or four hours where I won't need the office at all." "Make yourself fat home." "Uh, thanks." "So, you can be in there all during lunch when you eat your two sandwiches." " Two sandwiches?" " Oh, yes." "You'll be buying two sandwiches off the cart." "The ones that aren't moving." "Usually it's liverwurst and- and tongue." "Bye." "Joke's on you." "I like tongue." "Will the defendant please rise." "Has the jury reached a unanimous verdict?" " We have, Your Honor." " What say you?" "In the matter of the Commonwealth versus Irma Levine... on the count of open and gross lewdness and lascivious behavior... we nod the defendant..." "not guilty." "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we thank you for your service." "Court's adjourned." " Congratulations." " Oh." "I think your closing made all the difference." " Thank you very much." " You're welcome." "And about your protest, next time tee pasties." "Well, Alan... thank you." "You're not actually going to say good-bye to me in a public courtroom?" "Walk me out?" "Excuse me." "This elevator's taken." "Oh, my." "Suddenly I'm feeling all of the hope and the anticipation and, uh... ever so slight trepidation of election day." " What is this?" " Diet scotch." "I tm's Bev's idea." "She wants me to slim down for the wedding." " I've been wondering, Denny." "Are we drifting?" " Drifting?" " Apart." " Apart?" " Yes." " No." "Good." " I'm going to miss you, Denny, once you're married." " I'm not going anther." "I've been married." "Ofcourse you are." "You stinker!"