"Jean-Christophe Kern, are you aware of the attraction you exert on women?" "I can't explain it, but at least I don't abuse it." "You received a Palme d'Or at 15 and a César at 16." "You've been wildly successful." "Are you afraid of failure?" "Everyone's afraid of the unknown, no?" "How does it feel to be called "the Justin Bieber of film?"" "It's OK, unless people compare our hairstyle." "What are you working on, asides from your musical biopic?" "I want my high school diploma, and that won't be easy." "I got a D in German." "Well, thank you for this interview, Jean-Christophe." "No, thank you." "May I add something?" "I find you very attractive, Claire." "Thank you." "Here." "Wait here." "JC, may I?" " It goes under your T-shirt." " Sure." "Thanks." "OK." "So..." "We agree that for our report we can film what we want?" "We got free reins." "Ten days." "You got 10 days." "PLAY IT LIKE GODARD" "He said:" ""I want to film you, Cookie."" "He calls me Cookie, 'cuz he loves cookies." "It's not my place to talk about myself, but he calls me a Stradivarius." "Or a harp." "A kind of string instrument." "Well... no..." "I'm so emotional when I talk about him, everything wells up at once." "I'm so lucky to have met JC." "He's a..." " Did you make the movie?" " No we didn't." "But we have other projects." "You know working with JC is a work in progress." "It's a journey." "I could also add that I hadn't had such an experience since Maurice Pialat." "Thanks." "Sorry, gotta go." "No..." "No, Nathanaël." "I don't care." "Lars didn't win a Palme d'Or at 15, OK?" "Yes." "OK." "Does he flip out like this often?" "You have to understand that he's quite young and he's a star now." "Except for some rare superstar children in the US, well, he's the only one we have." "So we have to deal with it and it's not easy." "An exceptional Palme d'Or this year, given to the youngest filmmaker of all times." "Jean-Christophe Kern celebrated his 15th birthday last week, a new prodigy of French cinema renowned since his first short." "Jean-Christophe:" "Palme d'Or." "I was 15 when I won the Palme d'Or." "I wasn't ready for that." "I felt really depressed and went through a deep depression." "That's when I started writing my biography and met Marie." "I wrote my second short film after seeing an old gum." "It's about a guy with a bladder infection who pees all over his apartment." "So he floods his place 'cuz he's ashamed." "That won me a first nomination in Cannes at age 12." "I wanted to talk about solitude in our modern society through a weird story that's borderline-scary." "We need repulsive stories to forcibly attract moviegoers, to brutalize them." "Or at the very least stop petting them like Labradors." "I'm the only who got that." "All the others are brownnosers." "Just like in school." "You got the bootlickers and you got everyone else." "Moviegoers are masochists:" "they hate being petted." "Sorry, guys, I'm hungry and I'm getting all riled up for nothing." "There's a Chinese restaurant there, if you're hungry." "Good idea." "They got great bun bos for EUR 6." " Is it far?" " No, just over there." "To our left." "You hungry?" "Yeah, a little." "I'd like to finish early, 'cuz I gotta work on my script." "I like how you compared Labradors to moviegoers." " Labrador..." "No, I just..." " Really." " At the same time..." " It's the archetypical animal." "Yeah." "But you see... honestly..." "I think Labradors represent moviegoers pretty well." "It's pretty big, yet short at the same time." "You see?" " I could have said a poodle." " But you didn't." "That you chose a Labrador is meaningful." "A Labrador is a kind of big fuzzy dog." "It's a..." "It's a big fuzzy dog that you just want to pet." "When he was 3, he grabbed a DVD, put it in, and watched it for hours." "It was "Gone With the Wind."" "We turned off the TV and he went to bed." "The next day, we found out he'd drawn the storyboard of the whole movie." "We thought:" "There's something there." "It was..." "I kept it." "It was very impressive." "Want to see some pictures?" "That's JC the day he got circumcised." "Right after, actually." "It's beautiful." "JC playing soccer." "JC skateboarding." "He's on a skateboard there." "I'll admit he never was good at sports." "Music, on the other hand..." "He's always been a music lover." "I wonder if he's listening to Mozart here." "That's his grandmother." "She shared with him her passion for direction." "She did productions using dolls in his bedroom and he would be her audience." "I love "Noddy" and the "Little Red Hen."" "It's thanks to diverse and deep readings that I decided to write a musical film about Dutroux." "Of course, journalists were shocked, but I got Cassel to play Dutroux," "Mélanie Laurent to play Mélissa, we're negotiating with Diane Kruger and Kamel Walli is doing the choreography." "I love contrasts." "And we also got Clovis Cornillac." "I am Dutroux, my friend." "I feel it in me." "I don't know why, I just do." "Truly." "I'll walk out of every project I'm on." "I'll go to Brussels to practice." "I'll hang out with pedophiles and rehearse." "OK?" "Cassel played Mesrine." "You want people to see Mesrine's mustache on Dutroux?" "No." "I, on the other hand..." "You see?" "Also, Dutroux loved kids." "I also love kids." "On stage." "But I love kids, it's my passion." "I have a thing with children and we get along." "I can't explain it." "But when you film kids, same with dogs, they're naturals." "I have this thing about pets and kids." "I love 'em." "I've been waiting for such a part for years." "I don't care about my reputation." "I'm willing to do anything to play Dutroux." "Are you aware of your talent?" "Being talented doesn't take away the doubts." "I'm just a kid, despite being richer than my parents." "But we kept the same lifestyle, to avoid shocking them:" "we're middle-class, despite being able to afford better." "Like grand masters such as Eisenstein, Mizoguchi, Ozu," "Spielberg, Kotchev, Kubrick," "I rehearse every camera move before shooting, like in a tai-chi class." "My script supervisor takes notes and my soundman also rehearses his moves with his boom." "I'm JC's script supervisor." "I'm his energy." "I've been here since the beginning." "I used to be his PE teacher." "When he started making films in high school," "I helped him during recess." "Then I took a course and became script supervisor." "Five minutes 40 seconds." "Not bad, JC." " Not bad." " Did you watch" " the Comencini movie I gave you?" " I loved it." "It was great." "Absolutely great." "The scene where the father feeds Pinocchio when there's nothing left to eat..." "I cried." "You cried?" "That's cool." "Remember the cardboard whale?" "It was amazing!" "Yeah." "It's well made." "You know it's fake, yet you go for it totally." " It's a great movie." " A masterpiece." "It's an anthology of my poetry." "Want me to read one?" "Yes?" "OK." ""Putulle minibubble amble" ""Testi-cle." ""Stop right there, urn, two, three" ""Tall who goes there A hen's nest."" "Published by Grasset in 2012." "He still sleeps in his kid bed." "Doesn't stop him from bringing call girls though." "We saw them eating honey pops with him." "He's kept all his old toys and put his Palme d'Or and his César with his teddy bears." "I haven't told Marie, his girlfriend." "I adore her." "Marie." "You've never met her?" "Excuse me." "The cheetah, at the end of his chase, has brought down his prey..." "You can take a nap, we're off for the moment." "...the gnu took the opportunity to stand up." "The other cheetah still has energy and charges." "The gnu's young, but weighs 100 kg, double the cheetah's weight." "Though there are 2 of them, the gnu's still double their mass." "A cheetah's teeth are short, barely able to penetrate the prey's skin." "Hi." "My name's Marie." "I'm JC's girlfriend." "I'm 17 and got my high school diploma when I was 15." "I'm currently studying, but want to grow organic food on a farm." "I love cinema, sustainable development, organic food and watercolor portraits." "Your movie was all about me:" "my bulimia, my lesbian flings, my donations to Pragues and Anvers's synagogues, my pseudo-relationship with Rabbi Wajman!" "How could you do that?" "Turn off that camera right now!" "You even talked about that vegetable." " What?" " Don't act stupid." "I was hurt." "He hurt me." "He exposed every sordid detail of my intimacy." "Even the color of my panties that have the star of David." "You can change one detail to protect a person's intimacy." "We had an affair before he met Marie, but I needed support back then." "And despite his young age and that he lives with his parents," "JC has a unique worldview and..." "There's a manly side to him that I love." "Even my daughter likes him." "They went out together." "To a club." "That's when it all went down." "I shouldn't have let them..." "I'm gonna sue you." "You can't abuse of your actors." "If you do this now, what's it gonna be like later?" "Stop filming, he's gonna look bad." "No, keep going." "I'm no better than anyone else." "You inspire me." "I can't help it." "I want to steal from your life when I see you." "I can't help it." "You're beautiful and inspiring, and I use that." "Will you listen to that?" "What a poet, eh?" "Up the ass already." " What?" " His middle finger." "More honey pops!" "Want honey pops!" "Your mom's taking a shower." "Can't you get them?" "Mom does it every morning, can't be too hard." "At your age, you could get them yourself." "I pay the bills." "So do your part." "Go." "Speak your mind in front of the camera." "I'm not ashamed." "This is my life." "I want it uncensored." "Excuse me, could you leave?" "I'll go get you your honey pops." "It's a reality show, not a documentary." "We'd love to have films of Orson Welles in his everyday life." "Here we have a chance to do that and to see how a genius creates." "I can't miss a chance like that." "Orson Welles... don't you think you're exaggerating?" "On the contrary." "I think I underestimate him." "My son's got talent for sure." "But..." "Wait a minute." "Your son won the Palme d'Or at 15." "It's a Guinness World Record." "Let me check with him." "Don't be too hard on your father." "As for the film crew, you should edit some things out." "Good one." "Are you filming this?" "I disagree, Mom." "I think we should film everything:" "Dad, our money situation and difficult relationship." "It's for us." "Anyway, others are just like us." "Good one there." "In the end, we're all the same." "We're people." "And people like to watch other people." "I sound like I'm in a Lelouch film." "I want to make movies for the oppressed." "Don't you think workers prefer other films than yours?" ""Modern Times" is about them." "Only the poor deserve to be filmed:" "they have both money and sentimental problems." " It's for which channel?" " It's for you!" "We're talking about traveling and close ups, but it's all for you." "It's normal." "I mean..." "Totally." "I understand you." "CHARLES GILLIBERT PRODUCER" "How can I make my movie with 15 millions when you said 20?" "What am I supposed to give up?" "Giving up means giving up on excellence." "Just a few scenes, JC." "Just a..." "I got all these dance scenes with Julie and Melissa!" "How am I supposed to..." "I'm going to Warner if you keep pissing me off!" "Can't." "You signed a contract." "I'm breaking my contract if you don't give me more money." "No." "You must learn to manage a budget." "It's not so bad." "Yeah..." "I'm off then." " You're not filming, then?" " Right." "There are things I'd rather keep between us." "His relationship to money is peculiar, closer to Monopoly than real life." "To him, money's not important and it makes things difficult." "DAY 7" "It was pretty good, no?" "I really enjoyed it." " Wanna grab a bite to eat?" " Yep." "It's hard, you know." "It's OK." "You'll be back another day." "It's hard for him to leave a movie theater." "It's a rebirth into the world, like leaving his mother's womb." "At least that's what the child psychiatrist told us." "JC is one of those rare people who sees a movie as a rebirth and leaving the movie theater as if leaving the womb for the first time." "We went to see "Die Hard" starring Bruce Willis." "Very interesting." "The structure and the virile emancipation of a paranoid universe, such as the line "Merry Christmas, motherfucker,"" "speak of the misogynist unconscious of the movie." "When we left, he fell to the ground, like inside his mother's womb." "It was amazing from an analytic standpoint." "Very troubling." "He couldn't get up to leave the theater," " and I had to help him." " I'm OK..." "Very good, honey." "Very good." "They say it's not a commercial film." "You know what's commercial?" "I am." "I'm the new "Citizen Kane."" "Audiard does chick flicks next to "Dutroux in the Rain."" ""A Prophet" is a joke." ""Ben Hur" is an amateurish." ""Friday the 13th" is a teenage movie." ""2001, a Space Odyssey?" A mess." "I'm turning a page of film history without licking my fingers." "I hate when people do that." "It's low-class." "Plus it's disgusting, they absorb chemicals and it's full of bacteria." "Anyway, Marie and I are for organic products, even for magazines." "We like organic magazines that smell like pine." "That's no joke either." "Yeah..." "For Dutroux's clothes, I see him wearing Lee or Wrangler." "Yep." "OK." "No, no." "No, no, no." "Dutroux wearing Kickers, that's not possible." "No." "Wait..." " Wait for me." " Come on." " I'm gonna faint." " Don't." "Push it." "Come on." "Goddamnit..." "Wait!" "I have to talk to you about my movie." "It starts with Dutroux at 8, running with his teddy, Billy." "He hides in a bush and starts kissing it, to show he's already a pedophile." "I turn him into the monster he's destined to become and not the result of a violent and brutal society." " You see?" " Yes." "I believe that if 2 men in the same environment" "I believe that if 2 men in the same environment don't both turn out pedophiles, that means it comes from inside." "Wait..." "Wait up..." "I come up with suggestions for JC and he reacts on the spot." "He really knows what he wants." "No." "No." "Too exotic." "Her lips are too thin." "I want bigger lips." "Listen, she's a friend of mine." "Too much of a redhead." "It's politically charged." "I could make a movie about this, but..." "There's an actress here who wants to play Eifke." "I admire him so much." "I'm shaking like a leaf and my boyfriend left me, I'm a mess." " Jemima, should we reschedule?" " No way." "I want to see him." " You sure?" " Yes." "What should I do?" "Nothing." "Thank you." "It's cool." "It's OK." "He hasn't even heard my voice." "He has." "You said:" ""What should I do?"" "He was so condescending." "It's Murphy's law." "He's a creative beast." "He doesn't need much to decide." "He trusts me, you know." "Yeah, yeah." "Are you sure I said:" ""What should I do?"" "But of course you said that." " OK..." " Of course." "The first time I had sex with Marie," "I did a reverse angle and sent it to Amnesty International and they took it." "It became their love clip." " Look at the camera." " Like that?" "Yes." "It's for "Amnesty my Love."" "This clip of us having sex can help free Chinese dissidents." "I'm doing this for you." "Damn, I gotta do another take." "DAVID GATEGNO COMPOSER" "It's all about the feeling." "Otherwise, there's this." "See?" "Then the other instruments come in." "There." "Get it?" "At the end it becomes a cappella." "Like in your previous film." "What else do I have?" "DAY 9" " Hello, sir." " Hi." "Elsa Zylbersetin's room." "I'm sorry, there's no one by that name." " Oh yeah." "Cinderella's room." " Room 701." " At the end of the hall." " Thanks." "Welcome." " What do you wanna drink, dear?" " Tomato juice." " Here." " Thanks." "How's your project going, honey?" " Well." " Remember what we talked about?" "It's a great idea." "Wait." "We could do an adaptation of Flavius Joseph's "Jewish War."" "It's a huge historical saga and it's never been done." "There's a great female role:" "Bethsabee." "Me!" "She had an amazing love story with Moses, on a spiritual level, not a sexual one, and became one of the most influential women of her time." "We could ask Christian Lacroix to design the costumes." "He's a friend of mine and he's hit hard times." "He could design us a nice sand-colored tunic, for a desert setting." "What do you think?" "Looks cool." "I'll read it." "But wait, there's more." "She has an affair with Jesus." "No wait..." "I'm not certain." "I think I made a mistake here." "Anyway." "I had a vision." "I saw Daniel Auteuil playing Jesus." "I think it would be very daring." "Yeah, maybe." "No, stop." "I'm gonna feel bad afterwards." " And what about Marie?" " It's not the same." "You're my Semitic princess, my Barbara Streisand." "I love you, you know." "But we'd best stay in fiction and make movies rather than love each other sexually, no?" "Could you leave us alone?" "It's not easy." "This documentary pushes my limits." "It digs too deep into our private life." " You understand?" " Don't worry." "Nobody knows about our affair." "I think a documentary about you is too early." "Be careful." "Your mind is gold, you know that?" "Don't let them get to you." "Protect yourself." "They're bloodsuckers." "Protect yourself from others." "Stop it with the autographs." "I love you." "It's difficult to punish a failing genius, especially when he's a film director you like." "I watched all his films and even bought his DVD set." "He's way too intelligent for the regular school system, which turns geniuses into dunces." "Does he have good grades?" "Well, the problem with JC is that he's totally immature, has no concentration, and is undisciplined." "But he's a genius." " Wanna study math, tonight?" " Sure." "JC's my friend." "We've known each other for the past 3 years." "We've been in the same math class for 2 years." "We do the same stupid things kids our age do." "I don't know about his film career." "JC's my friend..." "Why did you send me your book?" "So I can give it my OK?" " No." "I don't need it." " This is low." "Writing a book about us just to get revenge." "How can you say you taught me everything about sex?" "As if I was still a virgin at 13." "It's not believable." "Remember the sex toys I brought for our first date?" "It's the truth and you know it." "You wrote I laid on you and was as active as a mummy." "I asked you if you were sleeping and you said yes." "If you'd written it yourself, instead of hiring a ghostwriter, it would have style." "At least I did something interesting with our affair." "My movie had style." "How can someone so young be so cruel?" "I wrote this book myself and poured my heart into it." "And it will come out soon." "I only wanted you to see it first." "Why do you make such a big deal of everything?" "I took some elements from your life to make my film." "But it was out of love." "I never thought we'd end up like this." "Sorry." "Hello?" "Yes, mom." "Yeah." "I was doing my homework with Peter." "Yep." "OK, I'm done and going home." "Yep." "OK, I'll get pasta and a baguette." "Me too." "See ya." "It's funny, you know." "I thought about us." "And I thought... you're like the Earth and other planets rotate around you." "You're the center of a universe." "And your initials..." "What about?" "Same as Jesus Christ." "Sometimes, it's like you don't exist, that you're ageless, and could disappear." "Like in that Woody Allen movie" ""Purple Rose of Cairo."" "You'd enter a film and never come back." "Which film would that be?" "I don't know." "You're surrounded by temptation." "At your age, why stay with me?" "'Cuz I love you." "Sorry." "Could I get an autograph?" "Of course." "I love your work and I'm looking forward to "Dutroux in the Rain."" "I think we have what we need." "At the same time, I've got this nagging feeling that this documentary is just the beginning." "You're right." "I feel like a rock star with you guys around." "You are one." " Are you sure you can't see me?" " It's OK." " No need to check?" "It's OK?" " It's perfect." "You're in the dark because you're a celebrity." "OK." "I won't say more." "I called your agent and your producer." "I admire you." "I think you're essential to the movie business." "Thanks." "It's very flattering." "I'm not being flattering, I'm being sincere." "I don't usually fall in love with characters, but I really think this one's for me." "I am Dutroux." "We can say it." "When I read it, I said:" "That's me." "You'll get a prize for your Dutroux." "He's the first choice, along with me." "I think we're getting close to a more organic Dutroux." "A Dutroux..." "You can see me now, right?" " You can see me." " Yes... no..." " Wait a minute." " A little bit, yes." "It's too late, you can see me." "We're putting the screen back." "Sir, it's too late." "Don't worry you can keep talking." " No..." " We're gonna cut this out." "Wait... it's got nothing to do with you." "Sorry." "They're gonna fix this." " Sorry, Mr. Merad..." "That's not the problem." "Stop with the excuses." "You had to be sorry earlier." "This is amateurish." "The screen was held by hand." "Look at me." "It's important for me." "I told you." "I'm willing to do this, but I don't want to be seen." "It's important that I can't be seen." " It's a matter of trust." " You can see me." " Wait..." " I'm not making fun of you." "Honestly, it's not in my best interest." "I know." "But I told you I didn't want to be seen." "You said I wouldn't be seen." "Everyone can see me." "The screen fell off." "He was holding it by hand." "You need to hang it." "It needs to be hung." "What's your problem?" "It's not his fault." "You're managing this?" " Manage." " Since this is about JC, we're not used to hiding people." "I don't care." "You're just making excuses." "What am I supposed to do with JC, now?" "You're making me look stupid." "I'm the one looking like a fool." "That's for sure." "Mr. Merad..." "I'm ready to act like a fool, now that you know who I am." "I'm performing for free." "Happy now?" " Yes you are." " That's not our intent..." "I'm gonna make you happy." "I'll do a skit." "No problem." "Keep shooting, everyone's seen me now." "You can't assure me that you won't show my face." "Stop taking me for an idiot." "There." "I'm sorry, JC..." " Don't worry." " Keep shooting." "First a jig, jig, a-jig-a-lig..." "Then some tap dancing." "I can tap dance." "What else do you want me to do?" "Some twist?" "No?" "It's OK now." "It was only a technical problem, Mr. Merad." "Sorry." "Could you change my voice back?" "At least..." "Change my voice." "There." "Thank you." "As I said:" "I am Dutroux." " All clear." " Let's do this then." "What are you doing?" "You're invading our private life." "What's the link with JC?" "I want to show how his parents act." "Want to film us having sex while you're at it?" "Get out." "Show some respect." " We respect you..." " Get out now!" "We respect you and we'll be in the hall." " Do you ever sleep?" " I sleep standing up." " Do you often film people?" " No." "I'm a war correspondent." "And?" "It's not that different, war and people's lives." "DAY 11" "Hi, JC." "Do you know each other?" " No." " But I know you." "I love your work." "JC, this is Max." "He's a famous graffiti artist." "He did an exhibition at the MOMA." "He wants to shoot his own biopic in digital." "We'll do this first and make your movie later." "And we think you're right:" "We need more money." "We'll take the time to do this." "As you can see, we got nothing to hide." "We want to produce your film more than ever." "We're just being realistic financially." "But it would be really nice of you to help Max with his script." "I'd love some help, man." "I feel some good vibes here." "What are you doing here?" "Your producers are frantic." " I got robbed." " Of your diploma?" " No." "Of my movie." " What about it?" "They found some other poor sap, younger and edgier." "With less talent, but willing to make surf movies." "A real kid." "Not a kid with an old man's artistic vision." "Cut that out." "It's nothing." "They like you, it's just a matter of time." "Something stinks." "Don't you get it?" "They like me 'cuz of my age." "Soon as they find another kid, they'll dump me." "They just need me for kids stuff." "Now you need to focus on getting your diploma." "Making your first movies was very easy." "So what if it's harder now?" "I'm a star." "Do you understand?" "I'm no ordinary student." "Don't yell at me." "You know what I'm willing to give up to help you." "You asked me to leave uni to be with you." "So stop it." "It's my future hanging in the balance here, get it?" "I made a mistake and I should call back the Americans." "Leave me alone." " I don't get it." " Go away." "Stop shooting." "I'm exhausted." "What's going on here?" "Strangely, nothing since you appeared." " Ladies." " Your dad's good-looking..." "It's OK, Dad." "Go back to bed." "We're just gonna watch some DVDs." "Isn't it a bit late to watch TV?" "Look..." "Leave us." "Go back to bed." " Want some?" " No thanks." " You sure?" " Get out of my face..." "You gonna let us sleep or not?" "Bring me my honey pops!" "Oh sorry." "I only wanted to pee." "I never thought you'd let me down so quickly." "You screwed up, but we're young and we got our life ahead of us." "There are limits to being precocious in every field." "What's left to live if we anticipate everything?" ""March 22, 2012." "A turning point in my life" ""like a wave crashing into the shore of the present" ""and rolling into my future." "The carpet's being pulled" ""from under my feet." "She left me bury myself alone." ""I want to go see my old friends:" ""Jim Morrison, Sid Vicious, James Dean and Elvis." ""I am the rock'n roll prince of cinema." ""Goodbye modern life." "Hello past life."" " Think I should..." " Go, 'cuz he might do it." "Look how beautiful it is." "Look." "We're not the kind of parents to give up." "Your father can't sleep anymore." "Be responsible and go sleep elsewhere." "It's difficult for everyone." "We're responsible until you decide to ignore us." "And we disagree with your actions." " This is my home." " And ours, first and foremost." "Your lifestyle, a film crew following you, it's out of control and has become unbearable" " It's like in that movie." " Which one?" "The one with Jim Carrey where he lives in a fiction." "Feels the same." "Only I'm not a fictional dad." "I'm your real dad." "And I have to regain control." "DAY 13" "Admit it guys, I made an effort." "She won't even hear me out." "So I didn't say anything." "Anyway, it wouldn't have changed anything." "What are you supposed to tell a girl who won't stop talking other than: "Keep on walking." Nothing." "Where did she go?" "Don't know." "That way I guess." "ACTRESS" " PATRON OF THE ARTS" "There." "Thank you for coming." "I really love movies." "My wife's an actress." "I think you've seen her before." " No?" "Not important." " Not important." "I love movies and I want to invest in a film." "With a director we admire." "My wife and I thought about you right away." "Right away." "Really." "If you're interested," "I'd be willing to give you whatever it takes." "I know you're missing some money for "Dutroux in the Rain."" "The only thing we're asking for, if possible," " is we want Anne to play in it." " If he wants to." " He must really want to." " Of course, dear." "I'd love to play Dutroux's wife." "Yacine and I lived 2 years in Belgium." "I don't want to sound pushy, but I do a great Belgian accent." "What'chu doin' here?" "Lookin' for trouble?" "Etcetera." "I'm not afraid of difficult sequences." "I totally understand this woman and I could play her role very well." "I could improvise something." "Marc!" "Marc!" "Come in, it's cold outside." "Dammit!" "Listen to me!" "I made you a stew." "What should I make the girls?" "Great job, my love." "Great job." "At least I think so." "What about you?" "Where's the bathroom please?" "That way." "Thanks." "You were great." "Really." "Make yourself at home." "See you tomorrow." " We'll talk business." "OK?" " OK." "Cool." "Thanks." "Tomorrow." "I'll leave the towels here." "If you need anything else, just ask." "Cool." "OK." "You know, I'm not the kind of actress to harass a director, but I really want that part." "Real bad." "I don't know why, working with you is a goal in itself." "OK." "Got it." "Wait." "You're welcome here no matter what, you know." "Don't worry, I know." "But if you want to work on the character, I'm game." "My daughters could play the victims." "Can I ask you..." "an intimate question?" "You sleep with your glasses on?" "Yes." "Yes, I do." "DAY 14" " What do we do now?" " What?" " What do we do now?" " Depends." "It's not a very flattering portrait of him anymore." "Honestly..." "I had time to change clothes once in 2 weeks." " I'd like to go home now." " We kind of noticed." "It's not like on "Secret Story" with 15 different sound guys." "Otherwise, someone could get me clean clothes." " He's a fascinating kid." " He's unique." "DAY 15" "JC, I love your work, and what you say." " It's really..." " Thanks." " Can I have an autograph?" " Of course." "Thanks." "Thank you." "I love you." "I masturbate to all your films." " Really?" "OK." " I love you." "Thanks." "Crazy." "Thanks." "I'm coming." "It's just that my toga..." "I didn't have time to read it again because I'm rehearsing a play, but I love what you wrote." "Ready?" "OK." "So you're playing Moses." "Hi, Moses." "Hi, Bethsabee." "You know, I reread the Old Testament and it's pretty good." "Yes." "I wracked my brain writing it." "You know..." "I would like if you took me to Mount Sinai." "Then at sunset you could take me as you pleased." "Oh yeah." "Doesn't "as you pleased" sound medieval?" "Of course." "Oh, I get it." "I hadn't thought of it that way." "It's essential to the story's verticality." "I see." "Of course." "I hadn't understood." "Yes." "I'm too emotional." "Wanna start over?" "OK." "I was off my game..." "Don't be discouraged, my love." "You're too successful for your own good." "What you're going through is hard." "It's normal." "That's the problem." "I always thought that when I'd feel normal, that'd be the end of it." "I'm up against an artist who wants to direct his biopic." "Listen." "In a year, in 20 years, in 100 years, in 1,000 years, even, when Man will be a lost memory to time, a few chosen ones will remain." "And you will be one of them." "You're a chosen one, my love." "You're tickling me." " Don't worry about the part." " I'm not doing" ""Dutroux in the Rain" anymore." "I'm doing "Jewish War."" "You are?" "I love period films." "Don't you find my face would fit well in a period piece?" "Yeah." " Who plays Bethsabee?" " Elsa." "I could play her best friend Polaris." "Yeah." "It's true that... yeah." "Yeah." "We'll do some try-outs." "DAY 16" "We know it's not a part of the documentary, but we wanted to tell you that he's not doing well." "He obviously loves you, but he likes beating himself up." "We also wanted to say that we love filming you." "Honestly, if our future leaders are anything like you, there's hope." "Tell him that." "I'm there." "I've always been there." "But he crossed the line." "I don't want to replace you." "Unlike you, I express myself with a spray can." "You're more into words and you're a god with images." "If you could give me a hand, I'd flip out." "Max, you met me." "Be grateful for that." "Sure, go ahead." "You'll end up all alone if you keep this up." "You're not a god, man." "You're not a god." "Damn, I could go for some honey pops." "Come eat some honey pops with me." "How long have they been filming you?" "Since before I left my parents' place." "Cool." "Can we talk about my biopic?" "When I want to express myself I pick a nice wall in Neuilly and I put a graffiti on it, leaving my trace from top to bottom." "I'm known as "The Sprayer" in the neighborhood." "That's cool." "Thanks, man." "Can I give a shout out on camera?" "Go ahead." "To Mickey and Paulo, We're here." "Goddammit, I don't believe it." "Don't worry, it won't change anything between us." "Stay." "Give this a chance." "It thought it was clear between us." "Age didn't bother Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher." "I'm not strong enough for this." "It's because of your ex-girlfriend?" "That's it, right?" "Tell me." " Tell me!" " Yes!" "Get out, you bastard." "You used me once again." "Why did you use me?" "You were the one who..." "Stop talking." "Not another word." "I don't wanna hear it." "You used me again?" "My book will be a bestseller and everyone will see you're a dick." "So I'll just become a bookstore owner." "I should have added this chapter to the book." "How could you do that to me again?" "It's outrageous." " Yeah, well..." " It's OK." "I know you're a good person." "You're a good person..." "I know..." "DAY 17" "OK." "I wanted to tell you that I'll help Max write his biopic." "But I'm doing another project than "Dutroux in the Rain."" "It's an adaptation of Flavius Joseph's "Jewish War."" "In Latin?" "No." "Using multi-circovulsated contemporary language" "Circo-what?" " Never mind." " Listen, kiddo, you can't beat the system." "I only want to live my life." "We're not stopping you from doing it." "I'm monogamous." "At least when it comes to producers." "JC AS IN JESUS CHRIST" "...the scene where she enters a giant vagina but she finds herself in a convent." "And suddenly Kennedy appears." "Calling a Kabylian looking for his father "Kennedy"" "is an amazing idea." "I still liked your first movie better." "The murderer is free and he kills the girl just before the hero arrives just as you expect her to live." "You're the Mick Jagger of cinema." "You're pitiless towards your viewers." "About the bladder infection, do you have one for real or is it fiction?" "I gotta pee." " He has one." " Yeah." "He keeps pissing." "And he's only had one coffee." "You don't need to put your things away right now." "It's still your room." "I know, but it's high time I put my kid's stuff away." "OK, sweetie." "Listen..." "I got a big problem." "I don't feel like doing anything." "I want us to be together when we turn 18." "I don't want you to turn into a childhood memory." "I wanna love you until you're as old as Line Renaud, or Nicole Croisy." "Whatever you think is old." "I wanna see you get face lifted 'til you look like a lizard, get tired by late afternoon, and to choose our coffins together." "To get eaten by worms knowing they'll do the same to you." "I want us to rot together." "It's not because I'm crazy about you," "I'm only crazy about myself." "But I don't love myself as much when you're not around." "Quite an order to fill." "A joint grave, getting eaten by worms." "All in all, a full life." "THREE YEARS LATER" "My son's going to kindergarten and he's very talented." "He drew the Mona Lisa eyes closed." "His work's been the focus of the best modern arts magazine and we got a call from the Tate Gallery where he'll get his own exhibition next year, in 2015." "THE END" "Translation:" "Hans Guévin Épilogue"