"[Betty] Previously on Ugly Betty:" "Oh, my God." "Nepotistic son of a bitch gives my job to his..." " His son." " Who do you work for?" " I'm your new assistant." " He made Daniel hire you 'cause he didn't want his son to be tempted" " to sleep with his assistants." " I'm in love with someone else." "Gina Gambarro?" " You broke my plasma!" " [Masked lady] I'm very unhappy." "It's a setback." "But it's just a matter of time." "Once he's out of the picture, the company will be ours for the taking." " Great bunny!" " Oh, thank you!" "My sister gave that to me when I graduated from Queens College." " One of America's Best Value Colleges." " Yep!" "Yeah, that's the one." "It's a good luck charm, seeing as I'm doing what I've always wanted to," " magazine publishing." " Well, kudos." "And I certainly applaud your efforts at personalizing your desk." "So different." " So you." " [Wilhelmina] Marc!" "I have to go." "It was an amazing night for me too." "I gotta get back to work." "I will call you very, very soon." "OK?" "All right." "No idea who that was." "Good morning, Daniel." "Can I get you coffee?" "I was wondering if you had a chance to look at Page Six today." " No." " "Daniel Meade's assistant confirms he was wearing a Dior suit, Gucci tie and Maggini shoes."" " Yeah, that's what you wore, isn't it?" " The Magginis are a problem." "You said they were the most comfortable shoes." "No, they are." "Unfortunately, there's a sweatshop thing." "Cambodian kids, forced labor." "Point is, it's best if people don't know I wear those shoes." " OK." " Listen, Betty, the press, people in this business, they have a way of taking the truth, twisting it around." "We got to protect ourselves." "Twist it around ourselves if we need to." "I got it." "Oh, hey, I got that Natalie Whitman meeting in a few minutes." "Wow, she's my favorite." "I love those Jenna Fletcher movies." "And her catch phrase, "You do the math!"" "She gains 30 pounds every single time she does that role." "Yeah, and apparently she hasn't lost any of it." "You want in, on that meeting?" "Me?" "Um..." "Wow!" "Yes, yeah." "That's amazing." "Thank you, Daniel." "Remember, you and me, we're a team." "And I will take that coffee now." "Black." "Extra sugar." "Thanks." "Has Wilhelmina Slater, Mode creative director, got over her humiliation of being passed over for the boss's son?" "That's the question after the regime change when Daniel Meade, slutty scion of parent company Meade Publications, was named new editor in chief." "Now, Daniel took over after the hot, hot death of former editor," "Fey Sommers, in a fiery car crash." "The world is still in mourning after the fur-loving fashion martyr lost control of her vehicle after being chased by angry animal rights activists." "You wanted to see me?" " Just checking in." " Yeah, no, everything's going terrific." "First issue goes to press." "Natalie Whitman is our featured layout so..." ""You do the math."" " Yeah." "That's right." " Good." "Daniel, I don't need to remind you of the importance of succeeding here." "Mode is a stepping stone for you, but a significant one." "Do well, eventually, you'll end up sitting where I am, running the company." "Have you been getting the book?" "The book..." "What book are you referring to exactly?" "Editor in Chief for Dummies?" "The book, Daniel!" "The book." "The mock-up of the entire magazine." "Each department submits sections throughout the day." "Photo, Style, Advertising." "All of Mode's secrets." "The person in charge takes it home overnight and gives their notes." "The person who controls the book controls the magazine." " Thank you, Edgar." " You're very welcome, Miss Slater." "Which is why if you're ever going to succeed here, and hopefully be sitting where I am someday, you have to control it." "The book is your responsibility." "And right here, we're gonna smooth out all the chin fat." "Good, good." "Tighten that punim." "Lean out the arm flab." " Downsize these hips about 15 percent." " At least." "And this area right over here..." " My breasts?" " Lift them up a notch." "Sag-be-gone." "It's gonna be great." "You are going to look amazing." "OK." "I didn't think the pictures looked too bad." "I thought that I looked, I don't know..." " Normal?" " Yes." "Natalie, you're absolutely right." "You look normal." "Wonderfully so." "And if this were any other magazine, that would be fine." "But this is Mode." "And we are not about normal." "We are about... aspirational." "So why not, with the help of modern technology, give yourself the opportunity to look as stunning as you possibly could?" "Hmm." "You." " Me?" " Yeah, what do you think?" "Oh, well, I think you look gr..." "Natalie, as editor in chief," "I say why not take something that's hot and make it super hot." "It's a tres good career move." "We're trying to land you Two Million Dollar Baby." "OK." "I guess you guys are the experts." "I'll let you do your magic." "OK." "It's gonna be fabulous." "The Features people wanna finish your interview..." "Print out the finished, put it in the book." "And by the way, why have I yet to see any sort of concept on that Beyonce pyromania spread?" " I'll get right to it." " I'd love to see that as well." " Yeah, sure." " Wilhelmina?" "Do you have a minute?" "For you, Daniel, I have two." "I'm editor in chief." "I should be receiving the book at the end of each day." "Well, with all your responsibility, do you really think you have the time?" "Take my advice." "Focus on the big picture." "Don't be afraid to delegate." "That's what I'm here for." "Wilhelmina." "Certain things fall under my purview." "The book is one of them." "So, from now on, I'm going to start receiving the book every night." "As you wish." "That was strong in there, very editorial." "The book is my responsibility." "It's too important." "Know that scene in the movies, the guy's on a plane," " handcuffed to the briefcase?" " Wanna handcuff yourself to the book?" "No, no, it's a metaphor." "By the way, next time you find yourself on the spot like in there with Natalie, you just gotta go with the vibe in the room." "Even if I don't agree?" "If it's the best thing for the magazine, definitely." "I left my PDA in the conference room." "Can you grab that for me?" "Sure." "Hmm." "Has anyone seen my bunny?" "It's pink, green tummy, graduation cap." "No?" "How dare he embarrass me like that in front of everyone." "The tall jar of mayonnaise is clearly making a power play." "If that's what he wants..." " What are you thinking?" " We give him the book." "Leave un-retouched Natalie photos in there." "He signs off, it goes to print, enraged publicists, celebrities canceling their layouts." "Mode in chaos and you'll be the only guiding light left to lead the magazine out." "Uberclever." "Thank you." "Marc, get that arch. [groans]" "What is that?" " Hey!" " Oh, those look damn good." " Hook me up, girl." " I'm a vegan." "Carnivore here, through and through." " Mmmm!" " Mmmm, mmmm..." "So, tell me." "What exactly were they retouching on Ms. "You do the math"?" "Everything!" "I never realized how much they do to these people." "The chin, the butt, the hips, the teeth." "They got their hands on me," " I'd look like pre-crack Whitney." " I never got to tell her what I really thought, which was she looked great the way she was." "The business we're in." "Perfection sells fashion." "It's fake, unattainable." "Nobody seems to get it." " I get it." " Really?" "Would you buy a magazine if I was on the cover?" "Yeah, National Geographic." "I would buy any magazine you were on the cover of, Christina." "Are you trying to suffocate us with that smell?" " They're empanadas." " They're disgusting." "Oh, my God!" "There's nothing here except non-caloric space food." "I am starving!" "Can I have one of those, please?" "Yeah." "Of course." "Yeah." "Wow." "I might as well eat the whole thing." "They're gonna make me look like Nicole Richie." "So, what do you guys think of the latest Jenna Fletcher movie?" "You can be honest because I'm not one of those actresses with some huge ego." " It was really good." "I enjoyed it." " Yeah." "So how do you guys put up with working here?" "Funny thing, being on the other side, everyone believing you've perished." "We have to assume Bradford was behind this fiery car crash." "But where do we get the evidence?" "We have to find a way to get it out of him." "Then he goes to jail and we take over the company." "Simultaneously, we need to get Daniel out of Mode." "We can't have him waiting to take over." "Hopefully I'm making strides in that direction." "[Masked lady] So the question is, how do we get to Bradford?" "Well, I can't confront him directly." "He'll just fire me." "Then we use Daniel." "I didn't know you spoke German." "I don't." "I just own the newspaper." "I found something you should be aware of." "Estate sale for Fey Sommers." "I can never just be rid of this woman." "Who knew you hated Fey Sommers that much." "Who said I hated her?" "I was thinking I'd break into the place, see if there's anything incriminating." "I'll do it." "I have a key." "Besides, you don't know what's really incriminating." "[Computer beep]" " What's wrong, pumpkin?" " Nothing." "Oh, wow." "The book!" "I'll give it to him." "No, no." "This is too important." "I give it to him directly." "Here you go." "Wilhelmina's notes are inside." "Pay close attention to the fanny pack article." "She's not sure we're hitting the emotional arc just yet." " Thank you." " Toodles." "So Wilhelmina's office gave me two tickets to Pagliacci at the Met." "It's boring as all hell, but there is an alcove on the second floor where we can do all sorts of naughty things and never get caught." "This can wait till the morning." " See you tomorrow." " Need me to do anything else?" "Oh, just keep working." "A little overtime and you can afford Invisaligns." "[Daniel] Hi, this is Daniel." "Leave a message." "Hey, Daniel." "It's me." "I'm in your office and I saw that you left the book out." "I don't know if I should just leave it here... [squeaking] ...or not." "Um..." "I guess I'll just take the book home for safekeeping and I'll bring it back tomorrow morning." "OK, bye." "[Spanish dialogue]" "I mean, she was so nice." "She sat there and talked to us, like, forever." " [Ignacio] What was her name?" " Natalie Whitman." " Never heard of her." " Hello?" "From the Jenna Fletcher movies." ""You do the math!"" "She did have some of your empanadas and said they were great." " Really?" "The woman has good taste." " Here." "What's that?" "It's the mock-up for the next issue of Mode." " Oh, my God." " Hey!" "Be careful." "You have the book?" "Wait." "Justin, how do you know what the book is?" "I saw Prada like seven times." "So how did you get it?" "Well, my boss was rushing out of the office and he forgot it and I didn't wanna leave it..." " Look, your name on the masthead!" " Really?" "Well, sort of." "They spelled it "Betsy Suarez."" "Oh." "Ay!" "What a day!" "No matter how many times I explain it, no one has a freakin' clue what an antioxidant is." "Look what I found at the door." "Wow." "Nine-volt batteries." "Prince Charming's really going the extra mile." "Mama, you gotta be a little bit more forgiving, OK." "Walter cares for you." "He should've thought about that before he left me for Gina." "Listen to me." "That poor thing, he didn't stand a chance." "That girl is predatory!" " Is that why they call her Gina Hyena?" " Exactly." "What's this?" "A mock-up of the magazine where Betty works." "It's nice, but what's the problem with having Latinas in here?" "You gotta give these things a little flavor." " [Ignacio] I'm getting some dulce de..." " Ooh." "Natalie Whitman is still fat?" "Oh, wow!" "Daniel didn't swap out the un-retouched photos." " He's gonna put her in as she is." " That's awful." "Justin!" "That's great." "[Knocking]" "Oh. [groans] I bet you that's Walter." "Ay, Betty, be nice." " Where the hell's my $4,000?" " What are you talking about?" " Uh, you broke my flat screen." " I did not break..." "Listen, you barged into my house like a little Mexican banshee and slammed my door." "Smashed on the floor 'cause of you." "Maybe if you stayed away from what wasn't yours..." "Oh, are you still hung up over that?" "Look, I want my money, or a comparably-priced 50-inch plasma installed!" " Bitch, out my house." " Oh, no." " You did not just call me a bitch." " Yes, I did." " I'm trying to be nice." " Hilda, Hilda!" "Please, be careful with the book." "Gina, leave." "Fine." "Have it your way." "But remember, Betty, I'm a bad seed." "I did a year in juvie." "I am gonna whup that girl's ass." "Did I miss something on the telenovela?" "[Door opening]" "[Music box melody]" "See, this is why I don't want us to have a dog." " Have you guys seen the book?" " What book?" "The book, Dad!" "The Mode book!" "I came downstairs and it was gone." " You lost it?" " No, I didn't lose it." "It's just in a place that I don't know about." "It's gotta be here somewhere!" "If I show up at work without that book, the entire layout for the magazine," "Daniel's first issue, it's gone." "And it goes to print tonight!" "People lose things." "Stuff is backed up by computers." "It can't be that big a deal." " What is going on?" " She lost the book." " I'll check the living room." " I'll make eggs." "Dad, what is food gonna do for me right now?" " It's a crisis." "I cook." " [Hilda] Betty!" "It was slid under the door." ""I have your precious book." "Maybe if I had a new flat screen TV," "I'd have something better to do than break into people's homes."" " Gina!" " Justin, put your headphones on." "That bitch!" "[Groans]" "Oh, my God!" "If that shower head could pay my bills, I would marry it." " [Betty] Hey, Daniel." "It's me..." " We're gonna be late." "Not that late." "Do you like it when I bite your ear?" " Damn it!" " Oh, I guess not." " I gotta call Betty." " OK, buzz kill." "She took the book home to her house last night." "To Queens?" "Eww." " [Hilda] Hello?" " Yeah, this is Daniel Meade for Betty." " I have to tell him what happened." " Justin, headphones." "You do not tell this man the truth." "You lie." "We will get that book back, I promise you." "Hi, Daniel." "I got your message." "You took the book home?" "Yeah." "I didn't know where to leave it." "You're an assistant." "You never take that book out of the office." "Did she need it to fix a wobbly leg under her coffee table?" "Nothing spilled on it?" "There's no rips, tears, anything?" "No, no, no." "No, nothing like that." "Fire her." "Fire her right now." " I would be such a better assistant." " Would you go get dressed?" "OK." "But I'm telling you, you're gonna get it back and there's gonna be "chimichurro" sauce all over it." "Listen, Betty, I know it was an honest mistake." "You have it, it's safe, that's..." "so that's all that's important." "Yeah, it's totally safe." "Um..." "I'm looking at the layout of Natalie Whitman right now." "By the way, it's brave and impressive that you used the original photos." "What original photos?" "You know, the un-retouched pictures of Natalie." "I never approved that." "Wait, are there un-retouched photos in that book?" "Yeah, I thought you had approved them." "If those..." "If those photos ever got out, it'd be disastrous, Betty." "OK." "All right." "Do not let that book out of your sight." "I'm sending a car over to pick you up right now." "OK." "OK." "Yeah, I'm holding it." "Bye." " I am in big trouble." " What?" "Hilda just told me that Gina Gambarro stole your book." "I'm calling her parents." " Dad, I'm not six." " She's right." "I'll handle this." "I'm gonna go show that skank a whole new use for her curling iron!" "Don't." "I don't need you guys to fight my battles." "I can handle this." "I'm an adult." "Please, Gina!" "Please!" "Look, I have something you want and you have something I want." "Give me my four grand so I can get a new TV and you get your book back." " I don't have $4,000!" " Then I probably won't take a check." "Gina, this is my job." "You cannot do this to me." "Oh, look at that." "I accidentally tore a page." "No!" "Don't do that!" "Don't do that, Gina." "Maybe you learned a little lesson here." "No one screws with Gina Gambarro." "[Hilda] And maybe you learned a little lesson." "Gina Gambarro should always latch her back door." "Get out of my house!" "I will call the police so fast!" "This is trespassing!" "What do you call breaking into our house?" "Look, she replaces my TV and she gets her stupid book back!" "OK, I am only gonna ask you one time." " Where is it?" " I don't seem to remember." "Well, maybe pulling that weave out of your head'll jog your memory!" " Where is it?" "!" " It's right here!" "[Both screaming]" "[Both] Ow!" "[Both continue screaming]" "[Car horn honking]" "Hilda, just stop!" "Stop!" "The car's here." "It's no use." "Eww." "I need to go to the office and deal with this." "You are paying for this!" "Guess we owe you $4,000... and 50 cents." "[Wilhelmina] Hold the elevator." "Hold it!" "That was close." "You get a chance to look over the book yet?" "We can't proceed until you sign off." "And we do go to press by 6:00 tonight." "I was just getting my notes together." "I'll be ready for our meeting at ten." " What'd you think overall?" " Looks pretty good." "Except for the un-retouched photos of Natalie Whitman." " Un-retouched photos?" " Somehow they made it into the mock-up." "Lucky I caught that, huh?" "Could've been a big one." "Actually, surprised you missed it." " Well, I..." " Don't sweat it." "You're reaching that age when you have to start worrying about glasses." "Happens to everyone." "Love, you're gonna have to slow down." "I can't understand what you're saying." "Now, what exactly is a "Gina Gambarro"?" "My neighbor." "She's the one who has the book and she's holding it ransom." "The book?" "The book with the un-retouched photographs of Natalie?" " Oh, dear." " This is bad, isn't it?" "Well, I wouldn't count on employee of the month." " Oh, my God!" " What?" "Christina, everything up until this point has been a big lie." "I didn't get the job because I was qualified." "I got the job because Bradford didn't want his son tempted" " to sleep with his assistant." " You have more than proven yourself." "It doesn't matter." "I keep getting told that I have to twist the truth to fit in and maybe I just don't belong at Mode." "And my bunny is paying the price for it." "Your bunny?" "Listen, there's a lot of information coming out of your mouth." "To be honest, I can't really make any sense of it." "I need to come clean to Daniel, tell him the truth." "Oh, the truth might get you fired." "Well, I need to do it." "Bye, Christina." "[Driver] There's hardly any traffic." "We should be there in no time." "Great." "Must be my lucky day." "[Ringing]" "This must be my lucky day." "Vampira told me to let you know they're still waiting on your notes on the book." "Just tell them I'm still going over it." "I ran out of Post-its." "OK, yeah?" "And call Betty again." "Find out where the hell..." "OK, not seeing the book in your hands." "Why is that?" " Because Gina Gambarro has it." " Gambarro." "Gambarro." " Is that a new designer...?" " No, it's an old slut." "She broke into my house and she's holding it ransom." "Wait, wait, no, no." "You told me you had the book!" " You said you were looking at it." " Yeah, I lied." "Or I twisted the truth to try to buy some time and fix it." "Betty, you don't lie to me." "Ever." "We're on the same team!" "We cannot afford to have un-retouched Natalie proofs out in any way, shape or form." "I cannot tell you how royally screwed she and this entire magazine could be!" "Because there's pictures of what she actually looks like?" "Exactly!" " How much does this Gina want?" " Four thousand dollars." "Daniel, I will pay you back with interest." "Or you can take it out of my check for the next five years." "I'm so sorry." "OK, stop." "We're gonna deal with this later." "Get my checkbook and meet me downstairs." "We're going to Queens." " Daniel, they're all waiting for you." " Oh, right." "[Wilhelmina] Well, it looks like our 10:00 meeting is finally beginning." "We're all very excited to hear your thoughts on the book, Daniel." "Where is the book, anyway?" "Oh, it's back there." "In my office." "I see it." "Don't you need it to go through your notes with us?" "Actually, I came in to tell you all I think you did a great job on this issue." " And I don't really have any notes." " Well, I do." "Do you mind if I get it back so I can go through mine?" " You want the book back?" " If it's not a problem." "Actually, I might wanna take one more look at it." "Just to make sure everything's perfect, you know?" "Why don't we meet back here in three hours?" "It's great to see everyone." "How's the wife?" " We're separating." " Great to hear it!" "Our fearless leader." "That's it!" "Who put the bunny in the toilet?" "This is not funny!" "Who thinks this is funny?" "Oh, really?" "Well, whoever's doing this, if you think you can break me that easily, you're wrong." "You can take my bunny..." "but you can't take my spirit!" " Hello there." " You have something that belongs to me." " Oh." "You." " I want that book." " I have your money." " Well..." "What are you doing here?" "I'm working." "What are you doing here?" " Where'd you get the TV?" " You guys are a little late." "Someone else found out about the book." "Who knew this thing was like the freakin' Dead Sea Scrolls?" "Anyway, they came by earlier and gave me enough money for a new flat screen." "LCD." "Even better than plasma." " Oh, my God." " Someone else has the book?" "Mets cap, big sunglasses." "Knew all about the book." "Of course, if I'd have known it was you, I would've held out." "I swear, this is purely a professional visit." "There's nothing between us." "We're not friends." "I don't even like her." "Walter, I don't care." " You don't?" " No." " Did you get my gift?" " Batteries?" "Thanks." "They'll come in handy during hurricane season." "No, don't you remember?" "When we first started dating, and you stopped by Pro Buy." "I was doing shipping and receiving." "A box of nine volts." "The first time we kissed." "And you said..." ""Careful, we're gonna cause a spark." Yeah." "Hey there." "What's up?" "We need to talk." "We need to figure out who did this, how they found out," " and stop them before it's too late." " I know, I'm so sorry..." "Rumors are flying around town that horrifying, un-retouched photographs of Natalie Whitman carrying her Jenna Fletcher weight like an albatross have been lost by Mode Magazine." "Now if and when they turn up, we will immediately broadcast them right here on Fashion TV." "Remember, we only make others feel bad to make you feel good." "I have no idea how this happened." "The book was not in my possession at the time." "Absolutely, I understand the severity of this." "Though it'll just be Daniel at the meeting." "He is, after all, the editor in chief, and the man in charge." "Yes." " How was Queens?" " Like the Lost City of Hoochieville." "[Gasps]" "This Gina Gambarro didn't miss a beat, jumped right for the money." "Poor unemployed thing just couldn't bear missing another episode of Tyra." "Good work, darling." " So you're leaking the pictures?" " Of course not." "Just the rumor that they're there." "There'll be a great deal of sweating and handwringing." "Bradford will realize once and for all what a dolt his son is." "Then we swoop in with the missing proofs and make ourselves..." "I'm sorry." "Make you the hero." " [Driver] Where to, Mr. Meade?" " [Daniel] Just drive around for a bit?" "I could say I was mugged." "I could get my golf club, you could hit me across the face, break my nose." "There are a lot of things I'm willing to do for this job." "That's not one of them." "Plus, how are you gonna explain being in Queens anyway?" "My father could fire me over this." "I should have him take me to JFK." "Get a one-way ticket to Paris." "No, Rio." "It's cheaper." "Women are much hotter." " I could get a little place in Ipanema." " And then what?" "I don't know." "Drink." "Party." "As long as I escape the pressure of trying to be something I'm clearly not." "Daniel, if I can suggest..." "Instead of trying to escape this or spin it, why don't you just tell the truth?" "Or you could just blame me." "I don't mind being your fall girl." "Guy." "Person." "Whatever." "If you could twist the truth and give me a recommendation," "I'd really appreciate it." "Driver, take us back to the Meade Building." "This is an atrocity." "I don't even know how to spin this." "This is bad." "This is Mel Gibson bad." "We are so incredibly sorry." "You know, "sorry" is not gonna cut it." "If those pictures appear on the Internet, on television, our PR firm will never allow any of our clients anywhere near your magazine." "How did this happen?" "Well, it's... it's complicated." "They were in my office's possession at the time." " What do you intend to do?" " We have people searching." "We're making phone calls." "We're doing everything we possibly can." " What does that mean?" " Will you put a sock in it?" "What's he gonna do?" "Dispatch a commando unit for pictures?" "Calm down." " I'm just trying to protect you." " Then come up with a solution." "I am trying." "Know how this could hurt your career if these pictures got out?" "No one wants a fatty." "What's this gonna publicize?" "The fact that you can't lose any weight?" "[Chattering continues]" "Know how in samurai movies they'd rather kill themselves" " than be captured or defeated?" " Ritual suicide." "It's called seppuku." "Like the beer?" "Anyway, this whole situation with you taking the book to Queens reminded me of that." "And I figured rather than live with the shame of this screw-up and probably end up getting fired anyway, wouldn't you rather just quit?" "Seppuku, Betty." " You know what?" " Hmm." "You really do belong here more than I do." "And I truly hope that you get everything you deserve." "Aw." "Thank you!" "Bye." " [Elevator dings]" " Can you hold the elevator, please?" "Hey!" "Empanada girl." "Betty, right?" "Yeah." "God, what happened to that bunny?" "It looks like it was stuck in a blender." "It probably was." "It's had a tough couple of days." "So you moving offices?" "Actually..." "I'm quitting." "But I'm probably fired anyway, so..." "What?" "Why?" "Look, the whole business with the book and the photos, it's my fault." "Not Daniel's, not Mode's." "I was taking care of the book when it was stolen." "It's just a lowly assistant screw-up." "I don't want it to reflect badly on anyone." "And I'm really sorry for any pain or embarrassment or hurt that it might cause you, but for what it's worth," "I really did think that those un-retouched photos were beautiful." "And the truth is, well, I'd kill to look like you." "This is my fault." "No one else's." "The book was my responsibility and I left it out of my possession." "I was careless." "Stupid." " And I know what you're thinking." " No." "No?" "I'm thinking, for once, my son is actually being honest with me." " He's in a meeting!" " I need to speak to him right away." " I tried to stop her." " Sorry to interrupt," " but I need to speak to you." " OK." "You can't fire that wonderful assistant of yours." "Oh, yes, he can." "She inspired me to come up with a solution to fix this whole problem." "Get me Bradford." "He's on line one." "Bradford." "Good news." "The book and the proofs turned up." "Well, my people were on a manhunt and..." "Well, what do you mean it doesn't matter?" "On Fashion TV?" "Wha...?" "In a stunning new twist in today's major fashionistic drama," "Natalie Whitman has decided to preempt any embarrassment her missing photographs may have caused by allowing Mode Magazine to reveal the real her and publish the pictures completely un-retouched." "I wanna put a spotlight on the hypocrisy of this business which seems intent on making any normal human being feel like an outcast." "Does this audacious move by recently installed editor Daniel Meade mark the beginning of a newer, nicer Mode?" "God help us all." " Great news, isn't it?" " Wonderful." "So it turned up?" "Anonymously dropped off at the front desk." "Lucky thing." "Indeed." "I'll make sure it's never out of my sight again." "Please, do that." "Good night, Daniel." "Good night, Wilhelmina." "Night!" "Bastard." "Well, I've done the best I can with it, but to be honest, I think it's screwed." "Well, thank you, Christina." " Do you have 'em?" " I do." "Here we are." "Thank you." "Bought myself another day so I can honestly go through this." "Come here." "Take a look at this." ""Betty Suarez, executive assistant." You found the error." "That's my job." "Oh, um... so these are American-made, non-sweatshop, and I promise you they're as comfortable as the Magginis." "Thank you, Betty." "Really." "Know what?" "I'm..." "You can go home." " I'm gonna be here a little while." " OK." "Good night." "Bye, Amanda." "And though my bunny and I are a little worse for wear, we're here." "And we're staying." "It's gonna take a hell of a lot more to get rid of either one of us." "Good night!" "Whatever!" "I'm still prettier." "[Telephone ringing]" "This is Daniel." "[Masked lady] It's amazing how little we can know about the people we love." "Your father, for instance." "What?" "Who is this?" "He's a man of many, many secrets, Daniel." "Dig a little deeper, and you may find he's capable of practically anything." "[Phone disconnects]" "[Music box melody]"