"Stürmer." "So, how was the funeral?" "You know, the usual." "Close the lid." "Cov er with dirt." "Any of y our female cousins there?" "Not really." "Get any phone numbers?" "No." "What hav e y ou been up t o?" "A lot." "Who's that ne xt t o Leibnitz?" "H is noble mother." "Our little prince." "What did y ou do?" "Women don't get horny until they're 30." "They get their kick s by wielding power ov er men and only enjoy se x when they start t o wilt." "Really?" "Really." "Did y ou cry?" "We want t o know what is lik e." "I didn't cry." "Did y ou?" "No, I'v e nev er been t o a funeral." "Dyrbusch." "Bogatsch." "Breathe int o this." "I'm sober, officer." "Thas what y ou think, big shot." "Leibnitz." "Well?" "Wonderful." "Ne xt." "Was the hunt a success, gentlemen?" "It work s." "Okay, thank s." "My condolences." "Was it y our father's or mother's side?" "Mother's." "Okay." "How is she coping?" "All right." "Good." "I'll unpack." "Wait." "Before y ou unpack..." "You had special leav e but I can't mak e e x ceptions." "Fill it up." "Can I do it lat er?" "Sure." "No problem." "Konstantin, y ou can always come t o me." "The fall from grace." "The moment human beings learn good from bad they are lik e God, and God fears that." "The serpent is sneaky and t ells the couple they hav e t o eat it." "The woman eats it and persuades Adam t o do so, t oo." "Are y ou list ening?" "Stürmer!" "You get it, don't y ou?" "Yes, of course." "Man lost his innocence, or paradise, before eating from the Tree of Knowledge." "He lost it when he was t old not t o." "Get it?" "No, I don't follow." "Speaking of paradise, shall we tak e Stürmer with us t o the dacha?" "What dacha?" "Our countryside summer residence." "Count me in." "Is not that simple." "Go on." "No fig lea f." "I deem" "Stürmer worthy." "Joining us or not?" "Leibnitz is chick en." "Want t o go back?" "No." "We're almost there." "Wow!" "What is this place?" "How did y ou arrange all this?" "The chairs are com fy." "I just went t o the campsit e manager and said I needed a dacha." "H is ey es lit up and he made scores of suggestions." "J ust acting in accordance with his assigned role as serv ice prov ider." "Spontaneously." "Fascinating." "For a small tip he'll do more than that." "Cheers." "Drink up." "Your att ention, please." "We hav e assembled t oday t o et ernally renounce liv ing a lie and public school kid stuff." "Self denial, morals, discipline." "Social serv ice." "Bullshit!" "Thas not reality." "Cheers." "We are what we are, hav e what we hav e and must go forward." "Starting right now." "We hav e undreamed of opportunities." "Lik e this place." "We must defend our fort with all means." "Is our secret." "Ev ery one agreed?" "Any one who talk s has had it." "A retreat." "A play ground." "A secluded, e x clusiv e think tank." "And a place t o fuck." "To fucking!" "Cheers." "What else hav e we got here?" "Dumped by our parents." "I n the middle of nowhere." "I'll square with y ou." "You're my family." "B y the way, Dyrbusch, "Think tank!"" "Bullshit." "M uff." "And money." "They're our objectiv es." "Okay, Bogatsch." "M uff and money." "But tak e a look at y ourself." "What would y ou hav e t o do t o attain these objectiv es if y ou weren't Bogatsch but a normal creep?" "Thas what int erests me." "Good." "Les play the game." "Longings of a Creep v ersus M uff and Money." "What are y ou willing t o do t o improv e y our lot in life?" "Concret ely." "Concret ely?" "I..." "I can't help it." "I didn't hav e a chance." "Nobody wants t o help me." "Where is y our self respect, y our self discipline?" "How do y ou think y ou'll mak e it lik e that?" "Come." "If thas how he wants it, y ou accept the offer." "Bark properly." "Be a doggy." "A real doggy." "Bark lik e a dog." "Lik e a dog!" "Bark!" "Bark!" "Bark!" "I want a doggy." "Come on!" "Bark!" "Bark lik e a dog." "Do it right." "Stürmer, get off my hand!" "Keller, Lehmann." "You were arguing again in the hall a ft er 11 p." "M. Last night." "Is starting t o piss me off." "Were y ou in the hall?" "Know anything?" "No." "Then is okay." "It was about a lid." "Some lid or other." "I hav e no idea what kind." "But thas no reason t o wak e me in the middle of the night." "I'd ask y ou t o tak e that t o heart and not disturb my nighs rest." "Now for our work assignments in the coming week." "Stürmer, Abbaz:" "Rubbish." "Bogatsch, Erler:" "Washrooms and t oilets." "Leibnitz, Dyrbusch:" "Kit chen duty." "Klos, Lindemann:" "Common room and hallway." "Now for the mail." "One lett er for v on Leibnitz." "Well?" "Well?" "Well?" "Yes." "Thank s." "And this pack et for Stürmer." "Don't open until t omorrow." "Is bad luck." "St op!" "St op, gentlemen." "Wait." "J ust a minut e, please." "Don't forget t o sign out." "Signing out, v ery important." "Sparkling wine, four glasses?" "Here." "20 Euros, please." "Could y ou put it on the table?" "I n the corner." "How much was it?" "20." "Keep the change." "Hav e a nice ev ening." "You t oo." "Apologize t o the lady." "Les go." "That won't do any good." "It isn't brok en, is it?" "Be careful!" "I'll kill that douche." "Is that for me?" "It has what it tak es." "Guys!" "We can't do that." "If they find out we'll be e xpelled." "Problem:" "Urine t est." "Solution..." "fill bottles with clean piss." "Keep them in a fridge in y our room." "Pass the t est." "Whose piss?" "What did y ou contribut e t o the party?" "Not me." "List en." "First little piggy has a birthday." "That would be me!" "Second little piggy sort ed out the goods." "Third little piggy prov ides the plan." "The fourth donat es body fluid." "We'll hav e t o heat it before handing it in." "He won't know the difference." "Good." "Follow his e xample." "Thas constructiv e." "I'm drunk." "The t est only det ects drugs." "Is just a little leak." "You act lik e Satan wants y our soul." "I don't want t o." "Stürmer, tak e y our share." "Come on." "Is cold!" "Let her by." "She's headed my way." "J ump, jump, jump!" "Get out of here!" "Hey, y ou're wet." "What?" "Nothing." "Here come a few more." "Well?" "Are y ou off for the night?" "Did y our nose st op bleeding?" "Yes." "Was he y our boyfriend?" "Maybe." "He was in a funny mood." "Think so?" "Hav e y ou spent ev erything?" "Shall I carry y our bag?" "No, thank s." "Whas y our name?" "Vaneska." "Vaneska." "Thas a pretty name." "Isn't it risky walking by the lak e alone?" "Why should it be?" "J ust wondering." "You're nak ed." "I'm dressed." "You don't say!" "Cool it." "Giv e her a chance." "Say, do y ou feel lik e playing a little game with us?" "What kind of game?" "What game?" "Know why we're here?" "One of us is celebrating his birthday." "I thought y ou might lik e..." "Wait." "You might lik e t o guess who it is." "And guess what the prize is." "You can go." "Otherwise y ou can't." "I don't want t o go." "Try and guess anyway." "Not y ou." "Not y ou." "I'v e seen y ou somewhere before." "Thas enough." "Let her guess." "Guess!" "Guess!" "Come on." "Play." "Kiss my ass!" "I'd lov e t o." "I really should go." "I hav e t o go." "Don't go." "You'll get y our prize in a minut e." "I don't giv e a shit who turned 18!" "Giv e her a chance." "Let me go!" "Keep quiet." "Quiet." "Nobody will hurt y ou." "I'm letting y ou loose." "Pigs!" "No!" "Dyrbusch." "J ust for a little while." "It won't tak e long." "Help!" "Help!" "J ust a little bit." "No!" "This is fuck ed up!" "You pig!" "You pig!" "Are y ou crazy?" "That was my first time." "For what?" "Snorting cok e." "It was crystal." "Congratulations, anyway." "We were on the v erge of something indescribable." "It would hav e been a thrill t o see her go for brok e." "J ust when it was getting fun, y ou copped out." "Prince Leibnitz seized the chance and sha ft ed us." "He didn't mean t o." "He didn't understand y our fun." "Neither did I." "Whas y our goal, Konstantin?" "J ust a little fun?" "Or ev erything and more." "We should decide how t o do it differently ne xt time." "Ambiguous rubbish." "So y ou can screw us ne xt time?" "Nonsense!" "Leibnitz will apologize." "To Bogatsch t oo." "How many times hav e y ou apologized?" "Is meaningless." "We hav e t o decide once and for all who's with us and who isn't." "And tak e appropriat e st eps." "And set rules for the ev entuality that one of us cock s things up." "We can do that." "Thas precisely what we'll do." "I'll sum it up." "Leibnitz sniffed cok e." "We all did." "He lost control of himself." "He made fools of us." "But he's t erribly sorry." "He wants t o apologize." "He wants the group t o stay t ogether." "So he deserv es a second chance." "Right?" "Good, Stürmer." "Does the accused hav e a final plea?" "Guilty on all counts." "Cheers." "Time for some fun." "But what y ou did y est erday was really crap." "It was just a bit of fun." "You just don't understand." "I n what way concret ely do y ou int end t o mak e amends?" "Today we embrace a fruit of the modern age." "Civ ilized whit e t orture." "Clean t orture." "It leav es no mark s." "Are y ou list ening?" "Today's special." "Tickling until y ou faint." "Leibnitz, whas wrong?" "Or laughing t o death." "Giv e me a hand!" "Not in his face." "What about y ou?" "Mom!" "No!" "No!" "Want more?" "Harder." "You hav en't finished y our meal." "Why should we eat it?" "Eating all the time?" "That hurts!" "Good morning." "The good boy is here." "How can any one be so rough?" "St op it, Gran." "Gran." "Careful." "Careful." "We'll do that lat er." "I'll roll y ou ov er." "N ice and easy." "Hav e y ou two met?" "She's my granddaught er, Vaneska." "But now the good boy is here." "Always there when y ou need him." "Yes." "Tak e care of y ourself, Gran." "When will y ou be back?" "Soon." "Wait a minut e!" "That night we wouldn't really hav e..." "Done what?" "Coward!" "Wait!" "What planet do y ou liv e on?" "Think y ou can tak e anything y ou want?" "Dad fork s out a fat check and is all forgott en." "Who are those assholes y ou hang out with?" "That pompous guy." "That sy cophantic coward." "And y ou're M iss Perfect, are y ou?" "Pay more att ention t o y our grandmother." "I see her twice a week." "You, once a y ear." "Is that relevant?" "Absolut ely." "Kiss my ass!" "You kiss my ass!" "They're my friends." "We went a bit t oo far." "Whas that?" "We went t oo far." "I'll report y ou t o the police." "You know y ou won't." "I don't know what goes on in y our heads, but it scares me." "Happy belat ed 18th birthday." "He didn't hurt y ou." "I bumped int o Vaneska." "Who?" "You know." "The girl at the lak e." "What did y ou t ell her?" "Nothing." "Don't worry." "I'm not worried." "Are y ou going t o the dacha t onight?" "Coming?" "Yes." "Ev erything all right?" "Why do y ou let them treat y ou that way?" "You got a screw loose?" "Tell me right now why y ou let them do it!" "Stay out of it." "They're bask et cases." "What are y ou?" "What are y ou?" "What the hell do they need y ou for?" "Why?" "Why do y ou go along with it?" "I was hoping y ou'd mak e other suggestions besides going t o Monaco, which is really a bit t oo far." "I n other words I t ook it upon myself t o reflect upon the subject and came up with the idea of trav eling t o Dresden this coming Saturday." "To e xt end our cultural horizons." "Right." "Here are the details." "We'll leav e on Saturday." "Klos, Lindemann!" "Could y ou focus for a minut e and hav e the court esy t o let me finish my briefing?" "7 a." "M. Alarm call on Saturday." "Breakfast t ogether at eight." "At nine we gather out front and tak e a bus t o see the city." "The Z winger, the green castle dome, and time permitting, the Church of Our Lady." "Is supposed t o be grand a ft er reconstruction." "Thas it for t oday." "Thank y ou." "Leibnitz." "We hav e t o meet." "No." "Yes." "Where?" "All right." "On the dam." "We hav e privat e counseling." "Did y ou forget?" "Come in." "Your record is brilliant as always." "But performance and concentration are only one side of the coin." "If y ou neglect the world around y ou y ou st op liv ing." "If y ou shut other people out, whas life worth?" "Nothing." "You see." "This isn't an e xamination." "There's no right or wrong answer." "We can e x change v iews frankly here." "Whas getting t o y ou?" "Is it the death in the family?" "It wasn't my idea." "Leibnitz and I just went along." "And..." "At first it was all harmless." "And..." "Then we were at the lak e." "A y oung lady came by." "She flirt ed with us." "She kissed me." "One thing led t o the other." "Whas her name?" "Vaneska." "Great, Konstantin!" "Don't look at me lik e that." "Don't forget," "I was y our age once." "The con fusing feelings, ups and downs." "You don't know how." "You don't know why." "Konstantin, become more activ e." "Get inv olv ed, participat e." "It will work out." "What did he want?" "Nothing." "You hav e t o t ell him." "No." "Why not?" "Do y ou know what they'd do t o us?" "How should I know?" "All I know is this has t o st op." "You hav e t o end it." "You hav e t o put a st op t o it." "They'll lay off one day." "No, they won't." "Here y ou are." "We hav e an appointment." "I'm not coming." "You're not coming?" "Whas wrong?" "What do y ou want me for?" "We'd lik e t o know what y ou want us for." "What a load of rubbish." "Whas ne xt on the agenda?" "Let him go!" "No." ""Appropriat e st eps." Those were y our words." "You t old me that here." "Remember?" "You're a stupid asshole!" "Now, now." "No insults." "We only did what y ou were t oo a fraid t o do." "You should thank us." "You understand?" "It was y ou who put the little prince in his predicament." "Me?" "Yes." "You're in deep." "I'm t elling y ou!" "Did y ou fuck?" "Come on!" "Now he's finished!" "Now he's finished!" "And y ou're scared of the consequences again." "He's going t o snuff it and y ou can't handle it." "You're chick en!" "Bogatsch, he st opped mov ing!" "Shit." "Shit." "Do something!" "Is y our fault!" "Bogatsch!" "You killed him." "J ust get help!" "Don't just stand around!" "Go for help!" "Come in, Stürmer." "From now on, count me out." "I won't squeal on y ou." "But I'm out of this." "And y ou leav e Leibnitz alone, okay?" "No, is not okay." "No deal." "Nobody's going anywhere." "No copping out ov er the barrel." "What do y ou suggest?" "Should he beat himself?" "Besides, I think is a great e xperience for each of us." "It is for me at least." "For me t oo." "And if y ou're honest, Stürmer, for y ou t oo." "Fuck y ou!" "Stürmer is right." "But the political mood in east ern Germany..." "Carry on, gentlemen." "Leibnitz, do y ou hav e a minut e for me?" "Yes." "Then come along." "You wouldn't do that at home." "What if he blabs?" "You still don't get it." "Our little prince." "The richest of us all." "Arist ocratic." "Gift ed." "List en." "He wants t o belong." "To be indispensable." "To be a sheep among sheep." "He won't blab." "I promise." "Whas wrong with y ou?" "Is really about time t o t ell the truth." "Don't mak e it hard for y ourself." "Come on." "All right." "You can't escape y our problems by inducing imaginary stat es of mind." "B y losing sight of reality." "Why, Konstantin, do people who can hav e anything go t o a dominatrix t o be flogged with a cat o' nine tails?" "Look it up." "I hav e it under control." "Bogatsch has it under control." "But do y ou hav e y ourself under control?" "Drugs are no answer." "I don't tak e drugs." "That can't be true." "I want t o know who it was." "Who was it?" "List en t o me." "They saw y ou when y ou were jogging." "You are the freak with no friends." "And y ou're up t o here in shit." "Because I want it that way." "What a pity." "But that can be check ed." "Come on, Leibnitz." "Leav e morals out of it." "You don't know the score." "They can't pin anything on us." "Come t onight and y ou're one of us." "Please." "J ust a minut e." "Leav e the door open." "I want t o go home." "I'll look the other way." "Whas the matt er with y ou?" "Leibnitz, wait a second." "I can't do it." "See y ou t onight at the dacha." "No." "J ust fill up this tube." "Thas all." "I want t o go home." "Come on, Leibnitz." "I won't do it." "Yes, y ou will." "I'm not doing it!" "I want t o go home!" "It will be all right." "I want t o go home!" "Ev erything's all right." "Come t o me." "Is okay." "Is only me." "Please, I don't want t o." "Whas that?" "Show me that." "What is that?" "I want t o go home." "I want t o go home!" "I want t o go home!" "Leibnitz!" "What happened?"