"Oh dude, I just took the biggest crap." "Hey, where are you guys?" "We're over here, by the cart." "Ok, I'm back." "Dude, we've been waiting for ever." "Well, I'm sorry." "I had to take a dump." "If you didn't eat so much, you wouldn't have diarrhea all the time, fatass." "Oh, crap." "It's that guy again." "Who's this?" "We want the money now!" "Warning shot." "No!" "A little low." "Lights out!" "I'll kill him!" "I swear I'll kill him!" "Drop your guns!" "Fat chance." "Yeah, that'll happen." "Last chance." "Let the hostages go or you're out of there." "Bring the money here to me." "I'll take the four on the left." "I want you to take the two on the right." "Leave the rest alone." "I'll kill them all!" "I don't care." "You should take the two on the right." "You're not that fast anymore." "The only thing faster is lightning." "We'll see." "Bullets go faster than blades." "Bring the money here now!" "You want the money?" "Go get it." "What's that?" "I'm getting a text." "Excuse me?" "Kill them!" "l call that a tie." "Come on, keep dreaming." "These guys are arrested development." "A little compassion, folks." "You know, I don't think you hit one of them." "I don't see any knives, actually." "How are you guys doing?" "What the hell is he doing?" "Hanging a pirate." "Don't be ridiculous." "Gunner!" "What are you doing?" "Hanging a pirate!" "That is seriously demented." "This is no good." "You're on your own." "Appreciate it." "It's good to have friends." "Gunner." "Yeah?" "This isn't how we work." "Let him go." "Why?" "He'd do it to us." "Gunner, last chance." "Let him go or we're letting you go." "It's good to hang pirates." "We don't kill like that." "Yeah?" "Not polite enough?" "Let him go, Gunner." "How are you doing, Barney?" "Pretty good." "My partner here kicked me with steel-tipped boots." "Can you believe that?" "You deserved it." "I think I'll need stitches." "Maybe." "l hate stitches." "Everyone does." "Let him go, Gunner." "Let him go?" "Let him go." "Think he's cool?" "Be careful." "Go." "Gunner, you cool?" "Yeah." "No, keep it." "You appreciate a good blade." "He all right?" "Yeah." "The life just got to him." "It'll get to all of us." "Coming!" "Who is it?" "Someday you'll find a man who'll be happy just to watch you sleep." "Hi. I didn't know you were back." "Hey, babe." "Yeah, I just arrived." "Hey." "You look great." "I wish you would have called." "I've never been a good caller." "I haven't heard from you in over a month." "Really?" "Time flies, huh?" "Won't happen again!" "Sorry." "But I do have a surprise." "Rose-flavored." "Your favorite." "And I did have something else for you." "It's something I picked up from Burma." "It's a ruby." "It's a good color, but it's hard to see in this light." "This kind of looked a little shinier when I bought it in the shop, you know?" "Lace, everything all right?" "Yeah." "Who is he?" "He's a friend." "Kind of late." "You got a name?" "Friend." "She just told you." "Lee, come on." "Don't leave like this." "Lee, I'm sorry." "I thought things were good between us." "I felt like you never cared about getting in my life or letting me into yours." "Stop." "Yeah, sure I did." "No." "I have known you for over a year and a half, and I don't even know what you do for a living." "What's it matter?" "When I'm here, I'm with you." "That matters." "What matters is when you're here, you're not really here." "You're a good man. I love you, but.. ." "Lace!" "l hate his voice." "Did you say something?" "Don't let him come down here." "Please tell me you understand what I'm saying." "You have to understand." "l understand." "You take care." "Lee." "He's no good, Lace." "Hey, brother, don't you ever sleep?" "This is my friend.. ." "What's your name again, baby?" "Cheyenne." "Cheyenne." "Cheyenne, Arapaho, Cherokee, Pawnee." "You want a drink?" "I'm good." "Why don't you run upstairs and get me one of them super-duper six-olive martinis, baby?" "Anything for you, baby." "You got it." "Got a crush on me." "Like the last 50." "Hey, brother, who's counting?" "Damn, you look good." "Look at you." "You look like a goddamn cold piece of steel, brother." "Yeah, well." "Okay, my friend, let's finish this bird up." "Well, let's do it, bro. lt's taken you a couple of years to do a couple of letters." "We had to get rid of Gunner." "Well, he went Crankenstein on your ass." "You got to cut him loose." "You wanna fill in?" "Let me tell you something." "Remember where we was last time?" "Where were we?" "We were ass-deep in that mud and blood." "Nigeria." "Yeah, your hand was all shot to shit." "You were bleeding all over the place, and I was bleeding, and you know what I did?" "I promised myself, I don't wanna die all alone, full of holes in the mud and blood." "I'm gonna die with something that counts." "I'm gonna die with a woman." "I wanna die with someone who cares about me, you know." "I don't wanna die for a woman." "I wanna die laying next to a woman." "That's what I want." "lt's Christmastime." "Yeah, I can smell him from here." "Mr. Christmas." "How you doing, brother?" "I'm good, Tool." "Take a look at this." "What do you think?" "It still looks like a black chicken." "Black chicken?" "Black chicken?" "You done?" "All done." "lt's a damn raven." "Man. lt's good to see you, brother." "Wow!" "You know what?" "For you, I got a great idea." "Why don't you let me doodle, like, a.. ." "I don't know, Charlotte's web on your head?" "On the top of your head." "You know, something different, something exciting." "'Cause you got one of them perfectly-shaped domed, muscular heads." "I could put a web on the top of the head." "Maybe a pregnant Charlotte coming out of your ear, peeking around, making sure them bugs don't come inside." "Her long leg dangling down your neck." "Yeah." "Sexy, right?" "Very sexy." "Give you a little mystery, a little more character." "And very sexy." "You understand?" "It makes him stand out." "He looks thrilled." "Well." "Okay, I'll tell you what." "I'm feeling a little lucky tonight." "I'm feeling very accurate." "Another time." "Come on." "Come on, take him on." "Come on, Christmas." "Bring it, baby." "Don't encourage him, please." "He never beat you in your life." "Come on, Christmas, no disgrace in losing." "Yes?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Well, I got three pieces of work." "Two a walk in the park, and one to hell and back." "l need some time alone." "Hey, cheer up." "Make the meeting." "Now we can see inside of him." "And I see lies." "He wasn't stealing from you." "He was stealing from us both." "You want your apes' respect?" "Snuff those two." "Let's just keep it simple." "If the money's right, we don't care where the job is." "Got it?" "Let's quit jerking off, get down to business, see who's hungry." "I know your real name's probably not Barney Ross." "You don't need to know my name." "The only thing you need to know is the job's real and the money's real." "But since we're in this nice place, you might as well just call me Mr. Church." "Okay, Church." "What can I do for you?" "In a minute." "I'm still waiting for one more guy."