"* When you notice that your bros *" "* Are all wearin' the same clothes *" "* You're in a loop" "* When you're already laughing * cause you know what's gonna happen *" "* You're in a loop" "* When the frog that you dissected *" "* Is always resurrected" "* You're in a loop" "* When the aliens attack" "* And you're ready with a snack *" "* You're in a loop" "* When the tiger's on the go * And you catch it like a pro" "* You're in a loop" "* When you're always having fun *" "* Cause life's a rerun" "* They're in a loop" "* They're looped!" "**" "Radio:" "Hey hey, good morning, Port Doover!" "It's a brand new Monday the 12th." "[buzz]" "** [crack crack] [pop hiss] [whimpers/screams]" "Here we go again!" "[sinister laugh]" "Hold me!" "[tweet]" "Let's get DODGIN'!" "[whoosh] [clang] [chirping birds] [moans of pain]" "Whoa!" "That looked ouchie." "Nice technique, son!" "But try rotating your hips." "It'll generate more torque and maximize the ball's face-crushing power." "You mean like this?" "[scream/thud]" "Perfect!" "You know, it just felt right." "Radio:" "Good morning, Port Doover!" "It's a brand new Monday the 12th." "[buzz] [crack] [teeth chatter] [sinister laugh]" "Let's get DODGIN'!" "[whoosh] [clang]" "Whoa!" "That looked ouchie." "Ya think?" "Good morning, it's a brand new Monday the 12th." "[buzz] [chattering] [sinister laugh]" "Let's get DODGIN'!" "[whoosh] [clang]" "Whoa!" "That looked" "Ouchie!" "We get it, Kyle!" "Every Monday-day it's the same thing." "Jesse pummels us in gym class and perfect Kyle's perfect Kyle face never gets a scratch." "[sigh] [thud]" "At least you're icing your face." "I won't be able to sit for days!" "[beeps]" "Wait!" "Huh?" "[tire screech] [snap] [chirping birds]" "3, 2, 1." "[bell rings] [screams]" "Wait!" "For!" "Me!" "Wait a second!" "I'm getting something." "Brain bleed?" "Too many balls to the head'll do that." "No, more of a loophole kinda something." "If we figure out who's balling the dodge balls and when we should dodge the balled balls, then we'll know when and where to dodge the dodge balls" "BEFORE they're even dodge balled!" "So what you're saying is we should use the loop to help us calculate all the dodgeball throws before they happen, making us completely untouchable?" "Well, you dumbed it down a bit." "But yeah!" "Luc, with that kind of data, we'll be the Kings of Cool!" "The Dukes of Dodge Ball!" "But it'll take time!" "And tons of butt ice!" "[thunk]" "I was going to say research." "* Wakey wakey!" "Remember, this is for our own good." "No pain, no gain." "Ready to face extinction?" "[gulp] [whistle blows] [whoosh] [clang]" "[chuckle] [grunts]" "**" "Is that enough research?" "Not yet." "**" "Can you hurry this up?" "These types of precise calculations take time." "[grunt] [smashing glass] [thud] [chirping]" "We're done." "* Wakey wakey!" "[buzz] [crack] [sinister laugh] [yawn] [whistle blows]" "Let's get DODGIN'!" "[grunt] [whoosh]" "Wow." "This makes no sense." "You're SUPPOSED to get hit!" "It's the natural order of things, like zebras hating horses!" "Sorry Jesse, things have changed." "Put that in your box and smell it!" "[angry growl]" "SMELL THIS!" "** [clang] [pained moans]" "Now THAT looked ouchie." "[scream]" "What kind of monster are you?" "[bawling]" "Well, that was awkward." "Is this real life?" "Back up!" "I'm going to give him mouth-to-mouth!" "[huge inhale] [spit sounds] [disgusted shiver]" "Correction:" "that's awkward." "[disgusted shiver] [bell rings] [screams]" "Wait." "For." "Me!" "This is PERFECT!" "We're totally un-dodge-balled!" "And look!" "Why does everything smell ouchie?" "[clicking keys]" "Sarah wants to know what you did!" "[clicking and beep]" "Yeah." "You're not allowed to hurt perfect Kyle's perfect face." "I don't know what happened!" "[clicking and beep]" "Sarah says you need to get in your fart box." "Like, right now." "Me?" "In THERE?" "But" "NOW!" "**" "Ha!" "[slam] [farts]" "TOQUE KID!" "Whoa." "Sarah's really upset." "I know." "It's like we got a gold star for a job well done." "[sigh]" "**" "Jesse?" "Shouldn't you be in the caf eating other people's lunches?" "LUNCH?" "I just tore the wings off an angel." "I'LL NEVER EAT LUNCH AGAIN!" "[wailing] [splash] [wailing]" "Theo my man, this is the best Monday-day EVER!" "Jesse's so upset, he's not even eating lunch!" "Maybe my lunch'll actually end up in my mouth for a change." "[smash] [gasp]" "Jesse, what's with the getup?" "Um, Luc?" "Why?" "[whimper] Why?" "So if that's Jesse, who are you?" "I am Sir Jesse of Worstershiring" "hamptonbrooks-hureshire!" "OK." "Catch you later." "Hold!" "Though hast besmirched my reputation, and I hateth being besmirched!" "I challenge thee to a duel!" "Outside, period the fifth!" "BOTH OF YOU!" "Bring it, Sir Jesse of" "Worcest-I-dont-remember- I'm-making-this-up!" "[grunt] [clang]" "You'll pay-eth for that!" "Luc, what are you doing?" "Slapping people with pizza." "It's fun!" "[thwack]" "See?" "Fun!" "Don't you see?" "Knight Jesse must be a glitch in the loop!" "A bully pulled into our world to fill the bully void" "Jesse left empty!" "You got all that from a pizza slap?" "[snarl] * [whistle and tambourine] [whinny]" "Let's teach this metal-covered menace a thing or two about mopping!" "Take heed you beslubbering, milk-livered malt-worms!" "Tilt ho!" "Hey!" "No-one tells me when to heed my takes or ho my tilts!" "Uh, what does that mean?" "It means..." "CHARGE!" "[backfire pops]" "Come on, Bessy!" "Charge!" "Charge!" "Mush!" "Mush!" "[screams] [chirping]" "Methinks this Monday shall be evermore remembered as the day you suffered the most medieval of wedgies at the hands of ..." "Sir Jesse of Worstershiring hamptonbrookshureshire!" "[maniacal laughs] [phone chirps]" "Ha!" "Check this pic I was just texted." "Losers!" "That's us." "Huh?" "Not cool!" "[scream / thud]" "I think I can taste my underwear." "Cheer up, bro!" "Now that we know what we're up against, we can totally prep!" "Knight Jesse!" "'Tis us here to slayeth thee most heinously!" "Huh?" "[nasty laugh]" "Youse two tin cans talking to me?" "Both:" "Greaser Jesse?" "Wuh oh!" "[screams]" "Ah, so it's a NEW Jesse every Tomorrow-Monday." "Huh." "It's still better than getting beaned in the face with dodge balls, right?" "I'll get back to you on that." "[shouts]" "This is not fair!" "Jesse:" "Smell this!" "Gym teacher:" "Back up!" "[spitting noises]" "You know, I don't think I'll ever get used to seeing that." "[shivers] [whimper] What's with you?" "Who's the bully going to be today?" "Crocodile Jesse?" "Ninja Jesse?" "Amoeba Jesse on a rocket scooter?" "[splat]" "Theo!" "Get a grip!" "What?" "It's my new thing." "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" "This glitch has got to end!" "And go back to getting beaned every morning in gym class?" "Forget it!" "A new bully a day is kind of fun." "Oh yeah, fun." "The way getting mauled by a bear is fun." "Exactly!" "I wonder who today's bully will be." "Behold puny subhumans!" "I, Cosmic Overlord Jesse shall scatter your molecules across the four corners of the ZETA QUADRANT!" "[thunderclap]" "You had to ask." "Are you happy now?" "We will begin!" "Intergalactic wet willy!" "ENOUGH!" "LUC, YOU GOTTA GET BEANED BY THE BALL!" "But I don't want to!" "Me not getting hit in the face is awesome!" "Sarah's super annoyed." "Kyle's been de-Kyled." "And Jesse's... [fart] become the most pathetic thing I've ever seen." "What?" "[scared screams]" "CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS!" "Do you want what's in the box, or what's behind the curtain?" "Oh!" "The box!" "The box!" "No!" "Neither!" "Neither!" "I'm a lover, not a fighter!" "A lover, hmm?" "VERY WELL!" "Aah!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "I can't stop!" "YOU STOP!" "[smooching]" "Later, smoochfaces." "[grunt]" "OK, Tomorrow-Monday I'll set things right." "You're doing a good thing, pal." "Hey, can I borrow your cherry lip balm?" "How'd you know I had lip balm?" "[beep beep]" "Oh, right." "[alarm buzzing] [slam] [buzz] [crack] [whimpers] [tweet]" "Let's get DODGIN'!" "You sure you're up for this?" "You bet!" "It's time I faced the music." "Ha ha!" "Get it?" "Cause it's my-- [thunk]" "That looked ouchie." "It was ouchie." "But it was also the right thing to do." "Well." "Now all the Jesse glitches are over with at least our game's back to normal." "Stand back!" "I'm givin' him mouth-to-mouth!" "[big inhale] [splash]" "Gym Teacher:" "Cherry lip balm?" "Nice!" "Therefore it has become known parochially among scientists who use it in science labs as an experimental control as the one-day fly." "However, it is not the real Mayfly..." "Look at you." "Banging your silly little fly face on the window." "Ha, flies are dumb." "[crash]" "Shhhhhhh!" "This is my favourite part." "The 'one-day fly' or Mayfly has a shortened lifespan and litreally lives for only one day." "[huge gasp]" "Boring." "If you're so into bugs, let's check out Insector II!" "Half-man, half-bug, HALF ALIEN!" "That's too many halves." "Besides, we've seen it 488 times already." "So close to 500 I can taste it!" "Now let's ditch!" "I knew you'd come around." "Ugh, fine." "But we can't just walk out the door without getting busted." "We'll need some sort of..." "Distraction loophole in 3...2...1!" "Mommy!" "Who's going to sign up for badminton tryouts?" "Anyone?" "No one?" "Really?" "All righty, let me get outta your hair." "[crash]" "Just give me a second here." "Oh, hey there goes the cupholder." "Did someone move these desks closer together?" "Hey!" "Oh, come on." "[buzzing]" "Hee-ya!" "Hee-ya!" "Hee-yaa!" "What's [crash] the [crash] hold up?" "Choking... on... fly!" "[crash] [movie] Yes, an insect who loves you." "489." "Up top!" "There's the sugar." "[buzzing alarm] [slam] [panting]" "Hey, why aren't you all collapse-y on the ground-y?" "Feeling extra peppy today, I guess." "Peppy?" "Well, you do look a little taller." "Could be the hovering." "The what?" "Huh?" "[scream]" "But how is this possible?" "Don't look at me." "I'm not the brainiac of this duo." "The fly..." "I swallowed a fly Yester-Monday!" "Ha ha!" "Oh, yeah." "Classic." "Looping with a living organism in my system must've scrambled my DNA!" "I've got to get it outta there!" "I'm on it, buddy!" "OW!" "Stop!" "BLEGH!" "[crash]" "You're welcome." "[buzzing]" "I'm part FLY!" "This is crazy!" "Crazy AWESOME!" "Think you're stuck like this?" "I guess." "Looping to Tomorrow-Monday oughta hit the DNA reset button." "Well then, let's enjoy this freak mutation while we can!" "What are you getting at, Luc?" "Theo, today you will cease to be your meek, mild, scrawny, puny..." "You know I'm bigger than you, right?" "Today, you are:" "Flyderman!" "What?" "Having fly powers doesn't make me some kind of super hero..." "DOES IT?" "It does." "Bring the music back!" "* Who soars through the air like he just don't care?" "*" "* Flyderman!" "* And who scales that wall to retrieve your ball?" "*" "* Flyderman!" "**" "* Who will stoop to detect your poop?" "*" "* Flyderman!" "* And who brings the pain in a dodgeball game?" "*" "* Oh, it's Flyderman!" "* Yes, it's Flyderman!" "* Flyderman!" "[snap]" "This has been the best Monday-day ever!" "You're a total superhero, only better 'cause you don't have a secret identity, or a costume that's tight in all the wrong places!" "[awkward giggles]" "THEO!" "What's your deal?" "Beaning people in the head with balls is my thing." "MINE!" "Oh yeah, tough guy?" "What are you gonna do about it?" "Huh?" "Uh, no one's ever asked me that before." "I suppose I'll have to give it some thought." "Whoa!" "The way you just shut Jesse down..." "Whoa!" "[buzzing]" "What am I going to do about it?" "Health class never prepared me for this." "[garbled words]" "Really?" "You don't think anyone'll notice?" "Huh?" "Dude, I say this as your best friend." "No one will ever, never ever ever never notice the difference between your mutant fly legs and your regular disgusting Theo legs." "Hmph!" "Never!" "Thanks." "[buzzing]" "Ow." "Ow!" "Ow." "Hey, you gunna join me for lunch?" "[slurp]" "I'm going to pretend I didn't see that." "I think this super hero life is getting a little light on the super." "Not only is it super, I myself am deciding what animal to loop with:" "Bengal Tiger or Honey Badger?" "But" "You're right!" "I'll loop with both." "[splat]" "That's it!" "You two and me got a fart-box date. 2:45!" "(southern accent) A date?" "Why Jesse, I never knew you cared." "[growl]" "Up top." "Huh?" "Theo?" "Theo?" "THEO?" "Theo, you in here, pal?" "Hey, what's wrong buddy?" "It's not like Flyderman to be afraid of a little fart-box." "I think this might be bad, Luc." "Like, Insector II kinda bad." "Ugh, if you'd just give the movie a chance!" "[girlish scream]" "Don't you remember?" "Some flies only live for a day!" "[long fake excited gasp]" "Boring." "I might not live long enough to loop back to my normal self again." "This could be it for me, Luc!" "Let me think!" "Let me think." "Let me..." "GOT IT!" "In Insector II, the aliens take over the world by merging their DNA with human DNA." "Pfft." "Like I'm going to listen to some B sci-fi movie with half this, half that half-- [ding] Wait!" "Yes!" "Yes I am!" "We need to get me back together with my DNA before the end of the day, so I can loop back to normal." "And your DNA would be..." "Well, if I've got the fly's DNA, then the fly probably has my DNA." "Just find the fly, Luc!" "You got it, bud." "I'll just follow the screams of horror at the sight of a giant fly head on your teeny-tiny body." "Found him!" "Now let's get you back together with your DNA and all will be well." "I don't think so, Luc." "[scream]" "My name sounds scary coming from a fly!" "I've decided to keep Theo's body, take over his life, and live..." "FOREVER!" "[thunderclaps]" "Why are you doing this?" "I just told you:" "to live forever." "Did you know some flies only live for one day?" "[gasp]" "Did you know about this?" "Hmph." "There is one other thing..." "I'M EVIL!" "[evil cackle] [scream]" "Huh?" "[baby talk] Aw, you look so cute as a little fly." "What do we do now?" "Eat me!" "Eat me!" "You got it, pal!" "No!" "Not you!" "He's got my DNA;" "he's got to eat me so I can loop back to normal!" "Right, obviously." "Also, phew!" "I've always wanted to do this..." "EAT PLASTIC!" "[swatting and shouts]" "Fly, Theo!" "Fly!" "[crashing and shouts] [snap] [battle cry] [buzzing and shouts]" "Well, that burns." "[grunts and screams]" "Theo, go that way!" "Wait for it... 3... 2..." "All students proceed immediately to the gymnasium for assembly." "In an orderly fashion!" "I got this!" "Left, right, left." "Yeah!" "Phew!" "[evil laugh]" "Cool!" "[squeal]" "** [beeps]" "Theo!" "To the assembly!" "It's almost time for our "date" with Jesse!" "**" "* Baaaaa!" "[falling bowling pins] [gasp]" "[maniacal laughs] [grunts] [falling grunts] [sputtering] [groan] [maniacal laugh]" "[beeps]" "Fly go splat now!" "Theo!" "You've got a date with a very special box." "Special because it's full of farts." "Ha!" "[evil laugh] [gulp]" "Whoa whoa whoa!" "Stop the clock!" "Make it snappy, Maxwell." "Hang in there, Theo." "I'll see you Tomorrow-Monday!" "[gulp]" "He's all yours." "[fart] [alarm buzz]" "** [slam]" "Known parochially among scientists who use it in science labs as an experimental control..." "Hey, thanks for pea-shooting me down the throat of that giant mutinous fly" "Yester-Monday." "Anytime, Theo." "Any." "Time." "Mommy!" "Who's going to sign up for badminton tryouts?" "Distraction loophole." "Wanna ditch and see Insector II?" "I've gained a new appreciation for nonsensical "science"." "Nah." "Me and evil bugs don't mix." "[buzzing] [snap]" "Me and honey badgers, however..." "* He's the Honey Badger, captions by sassonique * Yeah, the Honey Bad-Bad-Bad-Bad-Badger!" "*"