"QUIT IT, BEBOP." "YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME DROP THIS THING." "UH, I CAN'T HELP IT." "LIGHTNING GIVES ME THE WILLIES." "I'LL GIVE YOU MORE THAN THE WILLIES," "IF YOU DROP THAT MESMERIZER." "NOW, GET IT TO THE TOP OF THE TOWER." "I WANT ITS BEAM BROADCAST ACROSS THE ENTIRE CITY." "RIGHT, BOSS." "THEY WILL FAIL, SHREDDER." "THEY ALWAYS FAIL." "BUT WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE?" "ONLY MUTANTS ARE IMMUNE TO THE MESMERIZER'S BEAM." "HUMANS, LIKE MYSELF, CAN'T BE NEAR IT WHEN THEY SET IT OFF." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME." "I INVENTED IT, REMEMBER?" "I WASN'T EXPLAINING IT TO YOU." "I WAS EXPLAINING IT TO THEM." "ROCKSTEADY, YOU REALLY THINK" "THIS THING IS GOING TO TURN" "EVERYBODY INTO ZOMBIES?" "LET'S FIND OUT." "GOOD AFTERNOON." "TODAY'S BIG STORY COMES FROM FARAWAY ROWATANIA," "WHERE THERE'S A CRIPPLING SHORTAGE OF RUTABAGAS." "RUTABAGAS." "RUTABAGAS." "RUTABAGAS." "YOU COMMAND, I OBEY." "YOU COMMAND, I OBEY." "YOU COMMAND, I OBEY." "WHAT'S GOING ON, APRIL?" "I DON'T KNOW, IRMA." "I, I OBEY, YOU COMMAND." "I OBEY." "YOU COMMAND, I OBEY." "YOU COMMAND, I OBEY." "WHOA!" "CHECK IT OUT, DUDES." "NIGHT OF THE LIVING NEWSCASTERS." "WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING THIS ISN'T" "THEIR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM?" "AND I HAVE A FEELING THAT SHREDDER AND KRANG ARE SOMEHOW BEHIND THIS." "I DON'T LIKE IT UP HERE." "CAN'T YOU HURRY IT UP?" "OH, DON'T RUSH ME." "PERFECTION TAKES TIME." "MAMA!" "HEY." "A MIRACLE CATCH." "YEAH, IF YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT," "WE REALLY WOULD'VE CAUGHT IT." "YOU COMMAND, I OBEY." "YOU COMMAND, I OBEY." "THIS IS AWFUL." "BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT, IT'S KIND OF A CATCHY BEAT." "IT'S ROCKSTEADY AND BEBOP." "YOU WERE RIGHT, MASTER." "SHREDDER IS DEFINITELY BEHIND THIS." "WHICH MEANS APRIL IS IN BIG TROUBLE." "LET'S GO, FELLAS." "OH, THOSE MORONIC MUTANTS." "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?" "FAILING, SHREDDER." "IT'S THE ONLY THING THEY KNOW HOW TO DO." "YOU COMMAND, WE OBEY." "YOU COMMAND, WE OBEY." "OH, MY HEAD." "YOU WANT TO KNOCK IT OFF?" "I GOT A BAD HEADACHE." "YOU COMMAND, WE OBEY." "HEY, THIS BRAIN CONTROL TAPE REALLY WORKS." "LUCKY WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT." "GUESS AGAIN, DOUBLE UGLY." "WHAT YOU ARE IS HISTORY." "POOR NINJAS, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET INJURED." "HOLD IT, ROCKSTEADY." "LET'S USE THE MESMERIZER ON THEM." "HEY, SLAVES, LISTEN UP." "YOU COMMAND, WE OBEY." "MY COMMAND IS," "DON'T LET THEM TURTLES PUT A HAND ON US." "AWESOME STRATEGY, DUDES." "NO WAY WE COULD TOUCH YOU NOW." "OH, PUT US DOWN," "YOU ZONKED-OUT ZOMBIES." "YEAH." "DROP US." "NOW, THIS IS MY KIND OF FIGHT." "FOR SURE, WE COULD HAVE PHONED THIS ONE IN." "WHAT..." "WHAT HAPPENED TO US?" "I HAVE THE DISTINCT FEELING WE WERE OUT." "WHERE'D WE GO?" "AND DID WE MEET ANY CUTE GUYS?" "THE ROOF." "MY NEWS STUDIO." "WHO DID THIS?" "UM, I THINK IT'S TIME TO SPLIT." "THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!" "AFTER THEM, FELLAS." "NOT SO FAST!" "YOU SLIMY REPTILES," "I'LL BET YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!" "HEY, I DENY THAT INSINUATION." "TURTLES ARE NOT SLIMY." "NO TIME TO ARGUE, DONATELLO." "AFTER THOSE MUTANTS!" "TOO LATE, GUYS." "THEY'RE GONE." "THE MESMERIZER IS THE PERFECT, UNBEATABLE WEAPON." "BUT THE DELIVERY SYSTEM, ROCKSTEADY AND BEBOP," "LEAVES MUCH TO BE DESIRED." "I AGREE WITH YOU, SHREDDER" "JUST FOR ONCE." "THAT IS WHY I HAVE DEVOTED ALL MY EFFORTS" "TO ENDING THE MUTANT PROBLEM ONCE AND FOR ALL." "I WONDER IF THERE'S STILL TIME" "TO HEAR FROM THE GOVERNOR." "THIS WON'T HURT MUCH." "OH, NO!" "I WANT A LAWYER!" "DON'T WORRY, APRIL, BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY ARE GONE." "BUT WHAT IF THEY INSTALL THAT CRAZY MIND-CONTROL THING" "ON TOP OF THE TOWER AGAIN?" "THEY COULD TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE CITY." "APRIL'S RIGHT." "WE'VE GOTTA GUARD THE CHANNEL 6 BUILDING." "THE QUESTION IS HOW?" "IF BURN THOMPSON SEES US," "WE'RE TURTLE HASH." "HEY, NO PROBLEMO, AMIGOS." "I FOUND A TRULY RIGHTEOUS PLACE FOR OUR STAKEOUT." "UH, GEE." "KRANG WAS RIGHT." "THAT DIDN'T HARDLY HURT AT ALL." "ACTUALLY, IT FELT KIND OF GOOD." "THIS IS YOUR BRILLIANT SOLUTION, KRANG?" "TWO MORE MUTANTS?" "NOT MERE MUTANTS." "CYBERNETIC CLONES." "10 TIMES AS STRONG AND 10 TIMES AS SMART" "AS ROCKSTEADY AND BEBOP COULD EVER HOPE TO BE." "BEHOLD, SUPER ROCKSTEADY AND MIGHTY BEBOP." "THE BEGINNING OF THE END" "FOR THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" "MAMA!" "WELL, SHREDDER, WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "OH, MOST IMPRESSIVE." "THEY'LL MAKE EXCELLENT REPLACEMENTS" "FOR ROCKSTEADY AND BEBOP." "APRIL TO TURTLES." "I'M IN THE CHANNEL 6 LOBBY." "NO SIGN OF TROUBLE HERE." "HOW DOES IT LOOK OUT THERE?" "EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL, APRIL." "YEAH, IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY" "WILL BE BACK TONIGHT." "HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT." "IF YOU NEED ME," "I'LL BE UP IN THE STUDIO." "AND WE'LL BE IN THE PIZZA PARLOR." "CHECK WITH YOU LATER." "OOH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT." "YEAH, A COUPLE OF FIRST-STRING STRONG-ARMS LIKE US..." "BENCHED." "SHREDDER," "THIS TIME YOU WILL PERSONALLY LEAD THE SUPERMUTANTS" "AND SEE THAT THE MESMERIZER IS PROPERLY INSTALLED." "BRILLIANT, KRANG." "HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THAT THE MESMERIZER" "WILL HYPNOTIZE ALL HUMANS, INCLUDING ME?" "I HAVE ALREADY SOLVED THAT PROBLEM." "THIS AMULET WILL SHIELD YOU" "AGAINST THE MESMERIZER'S" "MIND-CONTROLLING EFFECTS." "OH, EXCELLENT." "WE LEAVE FOR THE SURFACE AT ONCE." "SUPER ROCKSTEADY, MIGHTY BEBOP," "TO THE TRANSPORT MODULE." "MAYBE WE SHOULD HAVE TOLD THEM" "THAT MESMERIZER GIZMO IS BUSTED?" "NO WAY." "WE'RE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE ALREADY." "ALL CLEAR OUTSIDE CHANNEL 6." "ALL CLEAR INSIDE, TOO." "LOOK." "NOW, LET'S TAKE A SHORT BREAK FROM THE NEWS" "TO ADMIRE MY HAIR." "HERE'S YOUR, UH, PIZZA." "OH, OUTSTANDING!" "IS THAT THE ONE WITH THE PICKLED HERRING" "AND CARAMEL FUDGE TOPPING?" "NATURALLY." "YOU THINK MY FACE IS ALWAYS GREEN LIKE THIS?" "WHY NOT?" "OURS ARE." "WHEN I RULE THIS CITY," "MY FIRST LAW WILL BE" "NO MORE FOUNTAINS IN OFFICE BUILDINGS." "YOU TWO, GUARD THE LOBBY." "REMEMBER, YOUR JOB IS TO STOP THE TURTLES." "RIGHT." "RIGHT." "STOP TURTLES." "STOP TURTLES." "NO." "STOMP TURTLES." "STOMP TURTLES." "STOMP TURTLES." "STOMP TURTLES." "YOU'RE RIGHT." "THAT'S AN EVEN BETTER IDEA." "I'LL GO SET UP THE MESMERIZER." "UH, OH, OH, EXCUSE ME." "OH, SORRY." "UH, PARDON ME." "THERE." "IT'S DONE." "NOW, TO TURN IT ON." "OH, AT LAST I'VE WON." "THE CITY SHALL FINALLY BEND TO MY WILL." "YES, YOU DID." "NO, I DIDN'T." "CHECK IT OUT, DUDES." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?" "YES, YOU DID," "AND I'M GOING TO TELL!" "WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO THEM?" "SAME THING THAT GOT INTO HIM." "LOOK." "¶ I'M ON TV, AND YOU'RE NOT ¶" "HMM." "THESE MESMERIZER READINGS ARE VERY ODD." "I WONDER IF IT'S BEEN DAMAGED." "IF IT'S NOT WORKING PROPERLY," "IT COULD PLAY STRANGE TRICKS ON A PERSON'S MIND." "ATTENTION, SLAVES." "I AM YOUR MASTER," "AND I COMMAND YOU TO OBEY ME." "I WANT MY MILK AND COOKIES." "YOU WANT WHAT?" "YOU HEARD ME." "I GET AWFUL CRANKY IF I DON'T HAVE MY COOKIES." "WHY YOU" "TAG!" "YOU'RE IT!" "WHAT IS GOING ON?" "HEY, MISTER, HELP ME CHANGE THIS CHANNEL." "I WANT TO WATCH CARTOONS." "NO." "I AM THE MASTER." "YOU ARE THE SLAVE, AND I SAY NO CARTOONS." "I WANT TO WATCH CARTOONS!" "I WANT TO WATCH CARTOONS!" "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID," "YOU GAVE ME A BOO-BOO." "I DON'T BELIEVE THIS." "KRANG'S MESMERIZER HAS TIME WARPED EVERYONE BACK INTO CHILDHOOD." "MONDO WEIRDNESS." "SCOPE THAT OUT." "WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?" "I THINK THERE'S YOUR ANSWER." "BOGUS!" "IT'S THAT MIND ZAPPER" "THAT ROCKSTEADY AND BEBOP WERE CARRYING." "I HAVE THIS AWFUL FEELING" "THAT SHREDDER'S OUTMANEUVERED US." "WELL, IT'S TIME WE STARTED SOME MANEUVERS OF OUR OWN." "STOMP TURTLES!" "STOMP TURTLES!" "WHO ARE THESE GUYS?" "WHAT ARE THESE GUYS?" "THEY LOOK WEIRDLY FAMILIAR." "STOMP TURTLES!" "STOMP TURTLES!" "YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT THESE GUYS ARE?" "THEY'RE BIG TROUBLE, THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE." "STOMP TURTLES!" "STOMP TURTLES!" "STOMP TURTLES!" "STOMP TURTLES!" "THAT'S GOING TO TAKE SOME MIGHTY FANCY FOOTWORK, CAN HEAD." "YEAH." "FOOTWORK." "THAT'S RIGHT, GIVE HIM IDEAS." "UH-OH, FELLAS." "WE GOT WORLD-CLASS PROBLEMS." "MAXIMUM WIPE OUT!" "NOW WHAT?" "DON'T WORRY." "WE'LL GET INTO THAT BUILDING." "YOU'LL SEE." "OH, YEAH?" "LIKE HOW?" "HOW SHOULD I KNOW?" "I'M A NINJA TURTLE," "NOT A CARTOON WRITER." "YOU'RE IT!" "KRANG, HAVE YOU BEEN TINKERING WITH THE MESMERIZER?" "ME?" "OF COURSE NOT." "ONLY A COMPLETE IDIOT WOULD DO THAT." "A COMPLETE IDIOT?" "ROCKSTEADY!" "BEBOP!" "ONE POTATO, TWO POTATO," "THREE POTATO, FOUR." "WHY DOES SHREDDER WANT EVERYONE" "TO ACT LIKE A CHILD?" "WELL, WHATEVER SHREDDER'S SCHEME IS," "WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM." "HEY, WHAT'S GOING DOWN?" "I THINK WE ARE." "STOMP TURTLES!" "STOMP TURTLES!" "OH!" "MY SUCTION CUPS." "THEY'RE PULLING LOOSE." "I CAN'T HOLD ON MUCH LONGER." "IS THIS EVER SUSPENSEFUL OR WHAT?" "SO MUCH FOR THAT IDEA." "HOW MANY TIMES ARE YOU IMBECILES GOING TO FAIL ME?" "OOH, LOTS MORE TIMES, BOSS." "YEAH, WE AIN'T THE LEAST BIT TIRED." "SHUT UP AND LISTEN." "I WILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE" "TO REDEEM YOURSELVES." "NOW, GO TO THE RED DRAWER IN THAT BLUE DESK," "AND BRING ME THE YELLOW COMPUTER DISK." "OH, LET'S SEE." "WE GOTTA TAKE THE BLUE DISK" "OUT OF THE YELLOW DRAWER IN THE RED DESK." "OR WAS IT YELLOW DISK OUT OF THE RED DESK?" "OR THE BLUE DISK OUT OF THE BLUE DESK?" "STOP WASTING VALUABLE TIME!" "YOU MUST GET THAT SCHEMATIC DISK" "UP TO SHREDDER AND REPAIR THE MESMERIZER." "AW, HECK." "ONE COLOR'S AS GOOD AS ANOTHER." "FELLAS, WHAT WE NEED IS A PLAN." "RIGHT." "WE'VE GOT TO GET PAST THOSE SUPER ROBOTS." "MAYBE WE COULD SHORT CIRCUIT THEM." "MONDO NOTION." "BUT HOW?" "HEY, I JUST THINK THEM UP." "A GUY CAN'T DO EVERYTHING." "GARBAGE." "OOH, AND I TOOK A BATH JUST LAST MONTH." "IT'S BEBOP AND ROCKSTEADY." "THEY'RE HEADED FOR CHANNEL 6." "UNLESS WE CUT THEM OFF AT THE PASS." "OH, HEY." "THIS DOOR IS S-STUCK." "AND IT WON'T UNSTICK" "UNTIL YOU TELL US WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE." "DO WE LOOK STUPID OR SOMETHING?" "YEAH." "WE'LL NEVER SPILL THE BEANS" "ABOUT SHREDDER NEEDING THIS DISK." "YEAH." "NOW, LET US OUT OF HERE." "WHY NOT?" "ONE BIG JERK DESERVES ANOTHER." "WHAT'S THIS THING?" "THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE ANSWER TO ALL OUR PROBLEMS." "STOMP DUMMIES!" "STOMP DUMMIES!" "UH-OH." "I THINK WE'RE IN TROUBLE." "STOP THAT!" "YOU TWO SUPER MUTANTS" "SHOULD BE GUARDING AGAINST THE TURTLES." "YEAH." "STOMP TURTLES." "YEAH." "STOMP TURTLES." "AND YOU TWO STUPID MUTANTS COME WITH ME." "YOU'VE GOT WORK TO DO." "CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THE TOWER" "AND REPAIR THE MESMERIZER AT ONCE." "UH, S-S-SURE, BOSS." "WELL, DONATELLO," "HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT WHAT THAT DISK IS FOR?" "I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS." "THE BAD NEWS IS THAT IT DOESN'T CONTAIN" "THE SCHEMATICS FOR THE MESMERIZER." "BUT IT DOES CONTAIN THE SCHEMATICS FOR THE SUPER MUTANTS." "WHICH MEANS?" "WE CAN USE IT TO COUNTERPROGRAM THEM." "GIVE ME THE DISK, SO WE CAN GET STARTED." "UH-OH." "IT AIN'T HERE." "I MUST HAVE DROPPED IT?" "YOU BIG TWERP, NOW WE'RE GOING TO GET IT GOOD." "YOU BUMBLING IGNORAMUSES!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?" "HEY, BOSS!" "IT'S CHANGING COLORS!" "HMM." "I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON HERE." "UH, SOMETHING WRONG, BOSS?" "WRONG?" "I'LL SHOW YOU WRONG!" "SMELL TURTLES." "SEE TURTLES." "RIGHT THIS WAY, BIG GUYS." "STOMP TURTLES!" "STOMP TURTLES!" "HERE GOES!" "IT'S WORKING!" "ALL RIGHT!" "NOW TO REPROGRAM THEM." "HEY, IT'S CHANGING COLORS AGAIN." "WOOF WOOF!" "RUFF RUFF!" "ARF ARF!" "THIS IS ABSURD!" "HUH?" "MY SUPER MUTANTS?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "STOP THIS INSTANT!" "YOU'RE NOT PROGRAMMED TO LEAD." "THEY ARE NOW." "ADIOS, MESMERIZER." "THE MESMERIZER!" "HEY, WHERE'D IT GO?" "IT'S WHERE IT BELONGS-- IN MY POSSESSION." "HOO HOO!" "THAT'S TELLING THEM, BOSS." "NOW WHAT?" "THAT AMULET SHREDDER'S WEARING" "IT MUST BE WHAT PROTECTS HIM FROM THE MESMERIZER'S RAYS." "WHAT CAN WE DO ABOUT IT?" "THIS!" "WHAT?" "COME BACK WITH MY AMULET!" "WHAT'S COME OVER THE BOSS?" "I THINK IT'S FUR." "WAIT, BOSS." "COME BACK." "I'LL GIVE YOU A BANANA!" "IT'S-- IT'S HORRIBLE!" "OH, THAT'S FOR SURE!" "ALL THAT PIZZA TOTALLY TRASHED!" "YOU OK, ROCKSTEADY?" "YEAH." "THIS BROKE MY FALL." "WH--WHAT HAPPENED?" "I FEEL SO STRANGE." "YEAH." "ME, TOO." "SUDDENLY, I DON'T MIND WORKING FOR PEANUTS." "HOW DID I GET UP HERE?" "WITH A DOUBLE BACK FLIP." "FOLLOWED BY A TRIPLE SOMERSAULT." "MR. THOMPSON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "FINE." "I'M JUST A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED." "HEY, LADIES, THANKS FOR THE PIZZA." "REALLY." "THIS MARSHMALLOW AND ASPARAGUS TOPPING" "IS TRULY AWESOME." "OH, WELL, IT'S THE LEAST WE CAN DO FOR YOU GUYS." "YEAH." "THE WAY THAT SHREDDER CREEP" "TRIED TO MAKE MONKEYS OUT OF US!" "THEN AGAIN, FOR SOME PEOPLE," "IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT!"