"Moshe Ivgi" "Sharon Hacohen" " Sinai Peter" "Keren Mor" " Shmuel Edelman" "Ahuva Keren" " Ezra Kafri" "Nathan Zehavi" " Ygal Adika" "Albert Illouz" " Abraham Pelta" ""SHUROO"" "Art Director:" "Shmuel Maoz" "Wardrobe:" "Nava Sanders" "Editor:" "Tali Halter" "Music:" "Lior Tevet" "Camera:" "Yoav Kosh" "Script:" "Savi Gabizon and Jonathan Aroch with:" "Johannan Raviv" "Producers:" "Jonathan Aroch and Johanan Raviv" "Director:" "Savi Gabizon" "Nice!" "Congratulations, Eli!" " Thanks." ""Thanks"?" "Why're you so cold!" "Some place youve got here!" "Do the guys come here?" " My regulars do, it"s okay." "Itll be much more okay, believe me." "My book's hitting the stands tomorrow." "I"m giving a party and Im appearing on TV." "TV?" "Yes, an interview on the book." "I"m giving a really special party." "50 people, la creme de la creme." "The kind of people this place needs." "I"d rather not." "What do you mean?" "Please, none of your big projects!" "The big city boy!" "Why big city boy?" "So why do you use that tone with me?" "Any bar would be glad to get such people." "I"d rather have you, but dont bother." "Why're you so negative?" "What's wrong, Eli?" "Spit it out!" "What time do we start?" "Tomorrow at 7:30." "But if you're not sure, say so." "Itll be okay." "Itll be great, you'll see." "See you tomorrow at 7, okay?" "Bye." "Bye." ""A Happening'"." "Asher, leave your father alone." ""A Happening:" "On perspective..." ""I took off my glasses today not to see how things look..." ""I took off my glasses today to uncover my other eyes..." ""To destroy the cold screen..." ""That distorts all living things.'"" "What do you think?" "Superb." "Really?" "Really." "Its really something!" "Will prof." "Konar like it?" "If I do...isnt it enough?" "Its great." "I truly love the poem." "Come here..." "Come here... 6 months ago I haven't seen him." "Why's he inviting people?" "What's wrong with having people here?" "You don't know Asher!" "He"s a crook!" "He"s full of big projects..." "He"s crazy!" "Two years ago he wanted to build a $4 million theater!" "Not a penny to his name." "You opened the fridge, the vacumn would suck you in!" "Gimme another shot!" "But big idea, always big!" "He talks and zap...!" "you're hooked!" "He drove the whole town crazy!" "Sold fictitious shares in "The Dwarf'!" "And people paid." "People put their asses on the line." "Me too." "Enough!" "I want Asher out of my life." "He"s my unlucky number." "I dont want any of you at his party!" "You're not coming, are you?" "Good evening." "Good evening, Professor." "You handed in your paper personally," "So Im returning it personally." "Were you about to leave?" "No." "Come in, please." "I"m simply surprised." "So was I." "I first intended to return it to you tomorrow." "But I simply couldn"t wait." "These are for you." "Your poems...are awesome!" "You gave me so much pleasure, much pain." "Where is the bathroom?" "Straight ahead and to the left." "Someone seems to be inside." "My father-in-law." "I"ll wait." " That might be a problem." "What exactly do you need?" "You mean, No. 1 or No. 2?" "My father-in-law"s disabled." "He"ll be an hour." "So if it's No. 1, you better use the sink." "Thats what we always do." "I can hold it in." "May I?" "Please do." "A bottle of beer, please." "Say, whats the matter?" "What?" "What's your name?" "Eran." "Is this bar crowded, Eran?" "No." "So why are you on top of me?" "Do you want me to move?" "Stay." "In your poems..." "You touch my darkest thoughts." "It disturbs me and I ask myself how do you do it?" "I haven't got a fixed method." "I write out of inner turmoil." "Its like being a match." "How do you define "being a match"?" "Imagine you're a match in a box with other matches." "Darkness..." "Suddenly..." "you're whipped out." "You're flung in the air, they strike your head, you're ablaze." "That's how I feel when I write." "I feel strange, Shimrit." "So do I." "You hurt me, Shimrit!" "Please stop!" "You hurt me with your poems!" "Professor, please..." "I need to hurt you!" "Stop it!" "I want you to leave right now!" "I had to do it." " Please go." "Be gentle with me." "I was open with you." "Take your coat and leave!" "Come on, cheer up!" "Human beings are shit...!" "And I think you're a great guy." "And this book is excellent." "So, be optimistic." "Now Id like to sing you a song." "Will you listen?" "Why not?" "You know what, Eli?" "I"m leaving." "I"ll pick up the books and pay for this mess tomorrow." "I wont appear on TV tonight." "Well, bye." "Lying on my back again" "Under a collapsing bridge." "Above me, waggons tumbling." "Once again, I wonder..." "What should I want?" "What should I eat?" "While the practical ant measures me up..." "Once in a while I drop poor..." "Well, did he go?" "Yeah, thank God." "What's this?" "Eran." "A singer." "Falling drowning under the waves..." "While distant turmoil slowly fades..." "Hey, Asher!" "Can we borrow some money, Asher?" "The waggon rumbles on and on..." "Today you missed it." "The months went by..." "He even wrote a book!" "Falling through the sky in all directions opening..." "Broken by desire." "So meanwhile here I lie Resting as I lie," "While time slowly tramples over me..." "This is it." "Stop here." "Six-forty." "I have no money." "What do you mean, "no money?"'" "Don't you understand what "no money" is?" "So why did you take my cab?" "I"m in a shitty state of mind." "I"m down." "Look, I know its not the 6,40..." "Its being made a sucker." "I have a suggestion." "Why don't you humiliate me?" "Force me to sing, for example." "Okay?" "So sing..." "I cant sing, but I can dance." "You said sing." "I want you to sing." "I"ll sing and I'll dance, okay?" "Okay." "All right, let"s get out." "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away..." "Now it looks as though they're here to stay..." "Oh, I believe in yesterday." "Its my birthday today." """Why she..." "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear..." "Jacky." "Jacky." "Happy birthday to you." "Wait, where are you going?" "What do you want?" "We sang?" "We had a good time?" "You humiliated me?" "Now take off!" "Come, I'll take you home." "Leave me alone, nudnik." "Once I had a girl A bit wild, a bit blurred" "But she didn't deserve my going crazy." "So in a rented car I smashed her face up." "Now I miss her..." "Are you a nudnik!" "Come on, get in..." "On your back under a bridge." "Who needs you now?" "Who remembers you now?" "Waiting, trying to renew the link..." "What are you smiling for?" "I'm smiling." "Why are you following me around?" "Maybe you"re a murderer?" "Maybe." "Maybe Ill suddenly pull a gun..." "You're dead." "I see you also have a sense of humour." "And a crazy glint in your eyes." "Sure, I'm crazy." "Just a second..." "just a second." "Maybe you"re gay?" "Gay?" "Are you freaked out?" "You've got the hots for me!" "Dont say that!" "Why are you spoiling the fun?" "You know what, Jacky?" "Drop it!" "Jacky..." "Drop it!" "Jacky..." "You know..." "I feel Ive spoiled your birthday." "Have you ever seen a TV studio?" "No." "Good." "I"m taking you to a TV studio." "Don't close the doors..." "in case he arrives." "What do you mean, you don't get it?" "He"s not here." "Maybe hes dead, he hasnt arrived!" "He"s arrived." "No, its okay." "You shit!" "Meet Jacky." "Pleased to meet you!" "How could you do this to me?" "We've been waiting for 30 minutes!" "Where the hell have you been?" "What happened?" "What on earth happened?" "No one." "No one what?" "No one." "No one came?" "No one." "Listen to me, Asher..." "I read the book." "I"m not just saying it!" "Its wonderful!" "Its special." "A unique point of view." "You surprised me." "I don't think I want to be on TV." "Whatever you say." "Listen..." "I feel like shit." "I cant appear like this." "I"ll come across like shit." "What do you think?" "I say: appear!" "Hello?" "Shimrit?" "Yes." "I'm talking from the studios." "Asher asked me to call." "He"ll be on in 10 minutes." "Whos that?" "I'm a special friend." "Is Asher there?" "No." "Is Tal there?" "No, she went out." "Well, thanks." "Dont mention it." "Bye." "You shout that you're an idiot, but... we read your book, its not at all idiotic." "How do you explain that?" "First it is not idiotic... and I never shouted such a thing." "Its a guide on "How to be an idiot.'" "Who wants to be an idiot?" "Everybody!" "People are fed up with being serious." "People are fed up with polite smiles." "People are fed up with families, businesses... all they want is to be..." "a little bit idiotic." "Mordechal, come see whos on TV!" "Supposing people want to be idiots" "Why do they need a guide?" "I understand the question, but not your smile." "I"ll tell you why they need the guide." "Without it they become addicted to drugs." "Without it they become alcoholics..." "Here I say to them "Ha ha"" "You'll be an idiot without drugs." "You'll be an idiot without alcohol." "You'll be an idiot naturally." "You also write to perform daily at least one purposeless act." "True." "If I decide to perform such an act..." "Don't decide, do it!" "See, you"re already smiling." "A real idiot always smiles, always feels good." "In the last chapter you also claim that in 15 seconds you can dry up an alcoholic." "True." "I must confess that sometimes I drink a little." "You know, parties, weddings..." "I"m ready to kick the habit in front of the cameras." "You know, if you try to drink, youll vomit." "I"m ready." "I just want to ask the viewers to write if after the treatment you feel anything." "Well, Asher, Im ready." "Are you feeling heavy?" "In my legs." "Now concentrate." "Take a deep breath." "Thats it." "You cant drink anymore." "Okay, our times up." "I want to ask the viewers:" "write to us if anything happened to you, and Ill tell you if anything happened to me." "Thank you, Asher and you, our viewers, here our program comes to an end." "Good night." "He has...a very, very... interesting face, your husband." "I"d like to apologize." "You don't have to." "Shall I make some tea?" "How do you turn off the TV?" "A female singer in France sued Uri Geller." "After watching him bend keys on TV she started singing off-key..." "Well, good night." "Good night." "Do you know what I want?" "I"ll tell you what I want." "I want to know the truth." "I didn't sleep with him." "Why are you lying?" "I just want the truth!" "I slept with him." "If I say I didnt sleep with him, you"ll hit me." "If I say I did, You'll hit me too." "So what do you want me to say?" "Why are you always such a smart-ass?" "This is Professor Konar." "Aviram...my husband, Asher." "Pleased to meet you." "Likewise." "A very interesting show." "Thanks." "Well, Ill be leaving." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "He liked my poems very, very much." "Isn't he nice?" "So-so." "He says youve an interesting face." "Yeah?" "Why are you being sarcastic?" "What is "an interesting face'?" "Who hasn't got an "interesting face'"?" "I dont know, Shimrit." "I dont like this Kumar." "Konar." "How can you judge him in 10 seconds?" "Dunno...and his moustache..." "What?" "That moustace..." "I don't get it." "Why a moustache?" "Is he Italian?" "Dad's moustache is a matter of culture." "But a 50-year-old professor with a moustache?" "I think it's very strange." "Why strange?" "I really don"t know." "I really don"t." "To me, a moustache means something rotten, deranged." "Asher, you're deranged." "We've got to pay the water bill." "Hello, Mickey." "Hi, Shlomi." "What's up?" "Nothing." "What happened?" "What do you mean?" "Why didn't you come to the office?" "What is it, Shlomi?" "I just want to know why." "I had all sorts of things to do." "Wait." "Hello, Asher Yeshrun?" "Yes, I"m Asher." "I"ve just finished reading your book and..." "Call it autosuggestion..." "whatever..." "I"ve stopped drinking." "This book...it's simply marvelous... wonderful." "I"m glad." "Really wonderful." "Come in, Im glad you came." "Mickey, come here a second." "Tal, a very good friend of mine." "Pleased to meet you." "Me too." "She"s something else." "I'll be back." "Come, I want to introduce you to Asher." "Please..." "Thanks, its alright." "Thanks." "Hi, Eli." "I"m very sensitive to disabled people." "Shlomi...!" "Is my limp so obvious?" "No!" "Someone already brought me a chair." "Well?" "Tell them about the accident." "Out of the blue?" "Yes." "An accident." "My wife had a very serious accident." "But now thank God everything is okay." "Thats the main thing." "What do you do?" "Vegetable wholesaler." "A mans job." "True." "I never thought of it." "There's no women in our trade." "What's so manly about vegetables?" "What's so feminine about them?" "I didn't say they"re manly." "But you said it with such pride!" "So you're a feminist." "No, not at all." "Please..." "A very, very nice place!" "Thank you." "Come in, please..." "You have a very, very special home..." "Excuse me, just a question..." "Where is the bathroom?" "Here." "Thanks." "Be my guest." "Man, woman whats the big difference?" "You know men also have vaginas." "What?" "!" "Men have vaginas, just like women." "When a man has a sex operation, they empty the penis of its spongy tissue, the remaining skin is pushed inside " "You get a vagina, just like a woman's." "A cunt..." "I still don't know any female wholesalers." "And you?" "What about me?" "You might look very manly, arent you rather feminine?" "Excuse me, just a..." "What's that doing here?" "I told him." "but I didn't invite him." "I sell encyclopedias." "I"ve an excellent selection." "No thanks." "Not just now." "You're missing a most wonderful deal." "I see." "Thanks anyhow." "Goodbye." "Bye." "Here." "Stop it, you nudnik!" "Okay, okay." "Okay, let"s begin." "I"m Shlomi Jaeger I"m 38." "I own a successful advertising agency which I run together with Mickey." "I love my work... and..." "I think, I'm quite a good manager." "I like best flying model airplanes..." "Thats it." "Mickey invited me and I came." "Mickey told me what the book did for him." "The subject has barely been dealt with." "I love best dancing to Jazz." "I love experiencing new things." "I dont look people in the eyes." "I think Im afraid of people." "Where does it hurt?" "In my stomach." "You're the people Mickey is afraid of." "Go and press his stomach." "Now, Mickey..." "Yes." "With all your might..." "Try to get rid of all your complexes." "Relax!" "Relax!" "A small balloon stuck in our chest." "It gets bigger and bigger and bigger." "And in time, it wont let us move, breathe, or talk." "Here, we shall deflate this balloon." "Good night." "Good night." "I want to apologize." "Its alright." "Did you enjoy it?" "Very much." "This time I'm convinced." "Wonderful" "He explained things so well." "About the inner light..." "I sometimes really feel it." "One had to be very open to understand such things." "Some people think inner light refers to fridges." "Did you like it?" "Yes." "People enjoyed themselves?" "Yes." "I got this dog from the army." "A real killer!" "At first, I was afraid to go near him." ""Mickey it was very very nice.'" "You hypocrite!" "Why hypocrite?" "Could I day "Mickey you're fucked up'?" "Why fucked up?" "Because its a cult." "Why are you so afraid of the word cult?" "Lets stop this argument." "Help me with my leg." "I don't want to." "Don't be an idiot!" "Your leg stays on the floor." "You know youre screwed up?" "I"m screwed up and your leg stays on the floor." "You're starting to piss me off!" "Some people think inner light refers to fridges." "Now, since I left Shlomi..." "It will be so hard to stand in front of a man and see his frightened look when he sees my breasts." "Two enormous pieces of flesh, not sexual, not feminine." "I want Rosie to know that it doesnt matter." "I always thought my penis was small." "Today I know it"s a load of bullshit." "The main thing is to be open feel at ease  want to give." ""Ring around the rosie pocketful...'" "You're an egotist!" "A big, fat zero!" "Look into my eyes, you s.o.b!" "This I call "being angry", okay?" ""Ring around the rosie pocketful...'" "About Aviram's smirks." "They seem sexual, and Im fed up with them." "But perhaps I"m wrong..." "so... maybe you can explain those smirks..." "Shimrit..." "Please stay." "Its not what you think." "You're edgy." "We'll discuss it at home." "I"m not edgy, Asher." "I"m just leaving." "What's the matter with you?" "Do I look edgy?" "You look edgy." "I don't know." "Its not because of what happened there." "You know it." "This past week I've felt very peculiar." "I dont know whats wrong with me." "An encyclopedia salesman came in today, gave his pitch, went to the bathroom." "I locked him in." "Its fascinating keeping someone locked in." "I"ll do something to relax you." "You won't bang my head against the table again?" "No, something completely different." "Something very, very pleasant." "You're an organ..." "I touch you... and you come to life with music." "We've been here for several days and I think that we all experienced something." "Nows the time to recruit new members." "Tomorrow we'll have an open house." "Everyone should do his best bringoneor morefriends." "Also, Mordechai made a request." "We've all revealed our intimate feelings." "Now Mordechai feels its his turn." "Since she became an architect, every event became a party." "We're invited to a costume party." "She stands there holding a flowered silk dress." "Her mothers dress." "She"s ecstatic." "I told her..." ""Tikva, I'm not wearing this thing."" "She said,' why?" "It's a costume party!"" ""Party or no party, I"m not wearing it!"" "She cried, cried like a baby." "Try to imagine me wearing a flowered silk dress, lipstick on my lips, earrings on my ears..." "Back from the party, she says..." ""Take me'." "I say 'Wait, I"ll take this thing off'"." ""Take me'. 'I won"t go to bed wearing this"'." ""Take me'." ""Thats enough, Tikva'"." "She cried, said I was primitive." "We went to bed." "That night she made love to me like never before." "She shouted, she wept, she fell asleep." "I sat alone in the kitchen and wept." "4 a.m., I'm in the kitchen in a flowered dress, crying." "I told her: 'Tikva, forget the dress, its killing me'." "And then she said: 'It doesn"t matter, Mordechai," ""it doesn't matter." "You're a woman'." "I had it." "I was fed up with the dress, and with her." "What's going on here?" "Police." "Its okay." "Sorry to bother you..." "How are you?" "You'll have to come with us." "Just give me a moment." "Don't panic, just a few unpaid bills." "Mickey, call Shimrit." "She knows what to do." "And calm everyone down." "They look frightened." "Mordechai..." "You still love her, Mordechai, right?" "Right." "I know." "What's she doing?" "She"s leaving him!" "Shimrit!" "Mickey, why are you here?" "Asher's in jail." "Unpaid bills?" "Thats right." "I wont pay for him anymore." "He knows that." "Did someone ask you to?" "Tal, restrain yourself!" "Good night." "I won"t come up a) because Im tired b) Our relationship means more than a one-night stand." "Wrong timing can ruin everything." "c) I wont come up because." "Just go and do it!" "Don't interfere!" "Just some advice." "c) I wont come up, because you haven't asked me." "And I think we should wait a bit." "Alright." "Perhaps its better this way." "So, bye." "Bye." "Bye." "What's wrong with you?" "A, B, C..." "Just go and do it!" "Okay." "Stop here, please." "Rosie!" "Rosie!" "Perhaps its my fault." "I dont know what's going on." "Its not your fault." "I dont understand you, Asher." "I just don"t understand you." "You took people's money." "You didn't build a theater." "Did you think they were giving you presents?" "!" "He said: 'suck me off!" "'" "And did you?" "Don't interfere, Asher!" "I must interfere." "Its so hard to say, "suck me off!" "'" "At long last, an uninhibited man..." "Most men cant say it." "See what you"re all missing?" "You're in bed, you feel like..." "Okay?" "She"s got class, she doesnt like her head pushed." "So she resists." "You push harder." "She pushes back with her neck muscles." "Why?" "Why?" "If you want something, say so!" "What is it?" "What?" "What do you want?" "Nothing." "So why are you pushing?" "Was I?" "You were." "Nothing... nothing..." "I thought you..." "Nothing... at all..." "What?" "This wont work." "We have to calm down." "We just have to calm down." "We can just talk." "Yes, lets take time and calm down." "It'll be okay." "So lets wait." "I"m going to take a shower." "To release him you must pay 2,800 shekels... just to release him." "I"ll pay." "In installments if possible." "I"ll pay." "No installments." "What I don't get is where he finds such nice people to bail him out." "Thanks." "It will take an hour or two until we finish all the papers." "Then he can leave." "Eli?" "Taxi!" "Well, what then?" "Nothing happened?" "You again?" "I dont know what Rosie told you, but I think you have a charming body." "Thanks." "I wish all women would think like you." "And I'll tell you something else." "If you were a woman, I"d go for you." "So would I." "Asher..." "Asher..." "A woman here asked me to tell you she decided... she's decided to leave you, Asher." "She hates farewells." "She didn't leave a note." "She only wants to wave goodbye." "She"s waiting in the car." "Don't go near or she'll have to leave and you won"t be able to wave goodbye." "Silly idiot!" "You jumped off the wagon today," "Two hours went by" "And you are left behind." "I once had a girl," "A little wild, a little blurred." "She didn't deserve me going crazy..." "So in a rented car" "I smashed her face." "Now I'm alone." "Can you get out of it now?" "How will you get out of it now?" "Laying on your back under a bridge." "Who needs you now?" "Who remembers you now?" "How will you renew the link?" "Father keeps saying "'you can't go back"." "This is a beautiful day as any..." "Lady..." "Hey!" "Lady..." "Hey!" "Lady..." "Lady..." "Good day to you." "Don't be afraid." "I sell encyclopedias." "Your wife decided to lock me in this morning." "Is she here?" "No, I'm terrible sorry." "You mean youve been locked in all day?" "As I always say: the customers always right." "I represent 'Marom Ltd.'" "I"ve got some excellent books here." "We're the sole distributors of family health encyclopedias, history of Israel and its surroundings." "And some other new publications." "Just a few minutes of your time." "Before you decide to buy, have a look." "You can pay in 12 equal installments." "If you pay cash, you get a pen with a digital watch." "I"d like to show you our selection." "Our newest, "Nature...' is anything wrong?" "Excuse me... excuse me..." "wait a moment..." "Have you seen a bus painted with sheaves of wheat?" "No." "Weve lost our bus." "Do you know Ibn Gavirol St.?" "It might be waiting there." "Okay, come with me." "I"ll take you." "I realize Im glad I was locked in and not you." "You're facing a very difficult decision." "All my encyclopedias are excellent, a hard choice." "Fortunately, you can think clearly." "I"m feeling a bit light headed." "Not that your bathroom isn't wonderful, but being static all day..." "I hope you understand." "I do." "I"ve decided not to buy anything." "I see." "You're missing a wonderful deal." "I know." "I see." "Perhaps the gentleman..." "No, he doesn't." "It was a pleasure talking to you." "Me too." "Goodbye." "Shimrit left us." "Why do I deserve all this shit?" "Because you're a shit." "Me, a shit?" "You spoke!" "I spoke." "Why havent you spoken all year?" "Did you speak to me?" "Even say '"hello?" "'" "She wants us to leave within a week." "So we'll leave." "I"m ashamed, Asher." "Every year another woman kicks us out." "Look at us!" "Do you think this is nice, Asher?" "You're beginning to talk too much." "Who put this hat on your head?" "A whole year, not a word." "You know, I"ve been thinking, Mickey." "Yeah?" "Only gravity prevents us from flying." "If I manage to lower my specific weight so that I"m lighter than air," "I"ll overcome gravity, wont I?" "How'll you go about it?" "Simple." "By increasing my spiritual activity." "In India, people levitate all the time." "Assuming it's true, what do you get?" "What do you mean?" "All my life Ive wanted to fly." "So what?" "I want to fly!" "So you want to fly." "Everyone wants to fly." "Everybody I know wants to." "But nobody can!" "Im fed up with your "I want to fly!" "'"" "Why do you speak to me like that?" "I want to fly!" "I"m working on something and you're blocking me." "So fly the fuck off!" "You fly off!" "Tal, Im sorry." "Stay, Tal." "I dont get it." "Why don't you ever tell the truth?" "Why do you always lie?" "Honesty." "Thats all I ask for." "Who needs honesty!" "You think you can sleep around and solve everything by being honest?" "Lie to me." "I'd rather you lied to me." "Honey, I'm making coffee." "Good." "Do you want coffee or tea?" "Cocoa." "I said coffee or tea." "Why cocoa?" "Why are you always such a smart-ass?" "Shlomi?" "Hi, Mickey, what's up?" "Were you sleeping?" "No, I was just drowsing." "Have you seen Tal?" "No." "Is anything wrong?" "I dont know." "She left my apartment..." "She"s acting strangely..." "I shouldnt have let her go." "Hello, Mordechai." "Hello." "Hi." "What's up?" "Did they release you?" "It took them an hour, but they did." "Can I have a drink, Eli?" "About the big meeting, with the new members..." "I"ve decided not to have it at Mickeys." "We'll do it here in the bar." "No." "What do you mean?" "No." "Simply no." "Okay." "Okay." "This is no solution, Eli." "You cant just dismiss your friends." "It doesn"t work like that." "It never has." "Itll come back to you threefold." "Faggots!" "Faggots!" "Queers!" "Faggots!" "What are you doing to me?" "Faggots!" "Theyll close my bar." "Stop it, Rosie." "Faggots!" "Come in, we"ll talk it over!" "Get them out." "Okay, were leaving." "Come in, Rosie." "Did Eli disappoint you?" "Not at all." "I like Eli very much." "Really." "We could have the meeting at my place." "Thats wonderful, Mordechai!" "I"m going up to see Tikva." "I"ll tell you something." "Nothing to do with Tikva." "Go." "Go up." "Give it a try." "Go." "Bye." "Bye." "Perhaps I"m wrong?" "Perhaps I"m wrong?" "Wait a minute..." "Wait a minute..." "just a second..." "Mordechai?" "Yes, Mordechai!" "Come in!" "Come in!" "Kotzo, a visitor!" "Okay, I'm coming!" "How did you know who I was?" "Mordechai..." "I know you so well." "So well!" "Tikva talks about you so much." "We analyzed you left and right!" "We've given you a nickname:" ""The Iragi Locomotive."" "Nice." "You love jokes, Mordechai." "No." "Now Ive offended you." "No, not at all." "I"m a psychologist..." "We need privacy." "Of course!" "So split." "A pleasure meeting you." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "Dancho is always wearing that dress." "How are you?" "I'm okay." "It must be telepathy!" "I was thinking of you all day, wanted to talk to you." "I realized its not the dress I like." "Dancho wears it all day." "And it just doesn"t turn me on." "What I loved was your embarrassment when you wore it." "That excited me." "Maybe we can still change things." "Okay, we're leaving the megaphone here." "We'll look for the bus, and come back for it later." "What happened?" "Tal jumped out of your bedroom window." "I"m going to the hospital with you." "No, we'd rather go alone." "Suddenly, on the balcony" "I see somebody waving her arms and flying." "She flies here... and there and there..." "And suddenly boom!" "She falls." "I"ve never seen anything like it." "Really." "Really!" "Falling through the sky In all directions open" "While desire breaks me up" "Meanwhile here I lie Resting as I lie" "While time slowly tramples over me." "Poor, penniless, I see the snake's shed skin" "Nudnik!" "Shedding my misgivings without fear..." "Where were you?" "Where did you disappear?" "!" "Hi, Jacky!" "'Hi?" "' Come on, get in!" "What a pleasure to see you!" "Did I miss you!" "Say something!" "What happened?" "Nudnik, I"m a shitty state of mind." "But youre always in a shitty state of mind!" "Nudnik, I"m in deep, deep shit!" "Mints?" "To the hospital." "To the hospital." "From now on its just us." "No more running away." "A Year Later" "Mordechai, youre a real hunk!" "How are you, Tal?" "Fine." "Meet Asher"s father." "Pleased to meet you." "Is Asher here?" "He's over there." "So you're getting married?" "Yes." "What about Tikva?" "We separated." "This involves a lot of money." "We begin small, go on to stadiums." "I"ve done this before." "Don't start picking your noses." "If its too big for you, go back to importing shoes." "Excuse me, Asher." "Yes, Naomi?" "Table 8 refuses to pay." "They say the soup was cold." "They dont have to." "Naomi, come here a minute." "Go to Dads table and ask Tal whos that bushman bothering her." "Okay." "Asher, we decided we're in." "Lets shake hands on it." "Good luck!" "Good luck!" "Asher wants to know whos that bushman bothering you." "A minute later" ""Shuroo" was produced with the participation of the Fund for the Encouragement of Israeli Quality Films" "The Ministry of Education and Culture" "The Ministry of Industry and Trade." "Co-produced with the Israeli Broadcasting Authority"