"The Song is Over" "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I ask for your kind attention, please!" "Ladies and Gentlemen, I raise my glass!" "You will say that's not unusual, because I raise it every day, and rather often, too, but when I raise it now, then I raise it not without feeling uplifted." "Because once again we are celebrating our dear, venerated Tilla Morland." "We are celebrating her victory today, her triumph, her success." "Because what would the theatre be without her art, without her charm, in a word, without Tilla Morland?" "Because today's premiere was a landmark was a landmark on the road of her stage successes." "I raise my glass in the hope that I'll soon raise it again on such a landmark... such an occasion." "Cheers, Tilla!" "Normally those three birds always sit with us at the bar." "But when the Morland is here, they are carousing over there." "Who are those gentlemen?" "They are the Morland's "Three Magi"." "Who is the one with the two pearls in his waistcoat." "The rich manufacturer's son Toenli." "Her future lover." "And the one with one waistcoat pearl?" "The music editor Teschner." "Her current one." "And the one without a pearl?" "A baron." "He's lost all his money." "Her former lover." "And now, Ladies and Gentlemen," "Tilla Morland will give you the great pleasure to perform for you once more the song from the third act of today's show." "You're crazy, Baron." "I have no intention to sing." "Oh, Tilla my dear, please sing." "Look, the crowd is eager for it." "Sit down and be quiet!" "I won't sing." "You have to sing." "If you won't sing, I'll sing, because singing there must be!" "# Adieu, my little Guards officer..." "He doesn't sing beautifully." " But loud." "# Farewell, my little Guards officer..." "Madame, I beg you to sing, otherwise he'll never stop." "Tilla, I fear you'll have to bail us out." "# And one day, with much ado, # an ensign entered the Guards # an ensign young, imprudent, and slender, # on his cap the golden cockade." "# And the mother stood before her son, # and she took his hands, # and she gave him a small locket # and said to her boy:" "# Adieu, my little Guards officer, adieu, # adieu, and don't forget me, and don't forget me." "# Adieu, my little Guards officer, adieu, # adieu, and may chance be with you, and may chance be with you!" "# Stand upright, bolt upright, # and go laughing into the sunny day, whatever may happen." "# If you have a sorrowful countenance, away with it, tralalalala," "# Let gloom belong to others!" "# Adieu, my little Guards officer, adieu, # adieu, and don't forget me, and don't forget me." "# And one day, at 9 o'clock in the morning, # when he awoke from his dreams, # the whole company was assembled on the main square # and they were waiting since a quarter to 8." "# From blue eyes, so deep and beautiful # he received a surprised expression." "# He said:" "Darling, I have to leave!" "# And she replied, still half asleep:" "# Adieu, my little Guards officer, adieu, # adieu, and don't forget me, and don't forget me." "# Adieu, my little Guards officer, adieu, # adieu, and may chance be with you, and may chance be with you!" "# Stand upright, bolt upright, # and go laughing into the sunny day, whatever may happen." "# If you have a sorrowful countenance, away with it, tralalala," "# Let gloom belong to others!" "# Adieu, my little Guards officer, # adieu, adieu, and don't forget me, and don't forget me." "# And one day, everything was over, # the armistice was announced at last, # all the soldiers were sent home, # to get a newjob for themselves." "# The old Guardsmen stood tired and pale # around their field-marshal," "# the last tattoo was sounded, # and the field-marshal said quietly:" "# Adieu, my little Guards officer, adieu, # adieu, and don't forget me, and don't forget me." "Waiter, the bill!" "Pardon, Tilla, but..." "You're powerless in a case like that." "Such a lout!" "A lout?" "A barbarian!" "A barbarian?" "He's a Barbarossa!" "A thousand apologies, Madame!" "This is terribly embarassing." "Especially tonight, after the premiere, it's appalling..." "But my dear Director, why get excited?" "Please, take me home." "Oh, Tilla, you don't want to leave..." "Because of such an... anarchist!" "Don't do this to us, little Tilla, now that it's getting nice and comfy here!" "I want to go home." "I have too much self-respect to let myself be insulted in public." "Madame, a thousand apologies." "I'm terribly embarassed by what has happened." "And we don't even know who that man is!" "A thousand kisses, with love Your Ulli." "And you call yourselves my friends!" "And when for once I ask you to do me a favour, you all fail!" "I really don't know why you came here at all!" "Have you found him?" "No!" "So what do you want this early in the morning?" "We wanted to calm you down, Tilla." "Calm me down?" "But I am quite calm!" "Tilla, we tried everything." "Nobody knows who that guy was." "I walked through all the streets." "Suddenly I saw him, but it wasrt he." "I made a tour of all the bars the whole night, because I thought I might find him there." "That's another good excuse for drinking, Baron." "But Tilla." "Speaking of drinking..." "Cheers!" "Perhaps we will find out something now." "Hello, Tilla Morland speaking." "Hello?" "Tilla, is it you?" "This is Emmy." "I just arrived at the theatre for the rehearsal and heard about yesterday's incident." "How embarassing!" "How terrible!" "If that happened to me, I would die of shame." "Of course." "My best friend already knows about it." "It's Emmy." "Emmy." "If she knows about it, the whole town will hear it within five minutes." "I hope the newspapers won't hear about it." "What?" "I?" "How can you say such a thing!" "But no, I won't breathe a word." "To noone, my word of honour." "Great word of honour!" "Sure." "Goodbye." "Goodbye, Tilla!" "Hello?" "Get me the operator again." "Yes, 4576, please." "Yes, is that the 'Little Journal'?" "I'd like to talk to Dr. Fischer from the theatre column." "This is Emmy Stein from the New Operetta Theatre." "Hello?" "Dr. Fischer?" "Yes?" "Good morning!" "Tell me, have you already heard the news?" "Do you know what happened last night in the Carlton bar?" "I'd only like to know why that man left." "Perhaps he didn't like your speech, Baron." "My speech?" "Why my speech?" "Then he wouldn't have left during the song." "Perhaps he didn't like the music." " Very true." "But why the music of all things?" "The talk of a publisher." "Of course he won't hear a word against his music." "Listen Tilla, no one ever left because of music from my publishing house." "Nor because of my performance." "But nobody said that." "In any case..." "In any case you're innocent again." "Of course, only I am to blame." "But he never said that!" "You'd better be quiet, Baron." "If you hadrt asked me to sing, all this wouldn't have happened." "Of course, only I am to blame." "Of course you are, who else?" "Of course, who else." "Well, Madame, it's possible that a man has to... step outside for a moment." "You dare mention such a thing to my face, you..." "You suckling!" "Do you want to step outside as well, perhaps?" "If only you too had left, no one would have kept you." "You may all leave now, all of you!" "Tilla, please be sensible!" "Because of such a bagatelle, Tilla." "What?" "You call that a bagatelle!" "If someone insults me in public?" "That is a bagatelle?" "I've had enough of you!" "I don't want to see you again!" "Adieu, Gentlemen!" " Suckling!" "Because of my music!" "But there must have been something he didn't like." "I don't want to see any of you three again!" "They behaved horridly." "And what will Madame do without the three gentlemen?" "Herr Teschner managed all affairs with the theatre and the grammophone company." "Then someone else will take care of them!" "And Herr Toenli managed all your financial affairs." "Invoices, taxes, fees..." "Someone will be found for that, too." "And who will be found whom you can shout at like the Baron?" "I'll shout at someone else." "Yes, but at whom?" "I'll engage a private secretary." "He can take care of my affairs." "I'll pay him." "And I'll shout at him as much as I like." "I don't need favours from my friends anymore." "A private secretary?" "He'll only steal your cigarettes and drink your cognac." "Not a bad idea at all, a private secretary..." "I could have used someone like that long since." "I'll place an advertisement." "Private secretary wanted for lady artist" "Interviews at the New Operetta Theatre on the 21st at 11 a.m." "Good morning, Gentlemen." "I thank you, Gentlemen." "But I must inform you that the post of private secretary has already been taken." "Perhaps another time." "You stay here!" "#..." "Guards officer, adieu, adieu." "# And don't forget me, and don't forget me." "You apply for the post?" "Yes, Madame." "What's your name?" " Ulrich Weidenau." "What are your abilities?" "Everything a secretary has to be capable of, Madame." "You are... engaged." "Thank you, Madame." "You are the man I need." "Why, Madame?" "Because you found someone I have been searching for for the last three days." "Is that so?" "I have been searching for the man with the worst manners in the world." "Do you know who I have in mind?" "Yes, Madame." "And who is that man with the worst manners in the world?" "I, Madame." "Indeed!" "You!" "You and nobody else!" "Would you like to explain to me now... why you asked for the bill in the middle of the song that night?" "But one has to pay the bill before leaving, Madame." "Yes, but why did you leave?" "Didrt you like my voice, my dress, my hairstyle?" "I found your hairstyle adorable." "And my dress?" " Wonderful." "And my voice?" " Enchanting." "But what was the reason you left, then?" "The song." "The song you were singing, Madame." "The song?" "The song about the little Guards officer." "You know, Madame, the melody was very nice." "But the lyrics..." "Please try to imagine, someone really once was such a Guards officer and has gone through the same troubles as the one in your song." "And now all this is the theme of a song... performed in nightclubs, for the amusement of others." "So, you once were such a..." "Guards officer, yes." "And now everything is over." "It's even a good thing that it's over, with the uniforms, flags and so on." "We went bankrupt, so to speak." "But have you ever heard a song about a bankrupt banker?" "No." " So you see." "But everyone is singing about us." "And you know, if you listen to something like that about the past, and the old days, and even if you don't think about it anymore a hundred times, it does hurt a little." "And that's why I left." "Are you still very angry with me, Madame?" "Well, I must say this is the only reason I would never have thought of." "Perhaps you would have been forever cross with me due to that little song." "What kind of songs should I sing then, so that you don't run off again?" "Funny ones, modern ones, with syncopes for dancing." "For example something like this!" "# If I could lie like Münchhausen, # or if I could fly like Eckener, # or if I could write poetry like Roda Roda # or if I were as flexible and pliant as a bayadere, # if I were as popular with women as Liedtke," "# or if I could broadcast like Alfred Braun:" "# Yes, if the little word 'if' did not exist, # dududu dududu" "# I would already be a millionaire." "# Dududu dududu" "# Every day I could draw money, # a thousand francs from the bank, # and live like the Shah of Persia, # all my life long." "# Yes, if the little word 'if' did not exist # diddledida dida dada dada" "# I would already be a millionaire." "# Shshsh shshsh" "# Then for you there would be only one man, and noone else," "# Yes, if the little word 'if' did not exist, yes, if." "For example something like this, Madame." "Bravo, bravo, you are a perfect chansonnier!" "What else can you do?" "At your service:" "Dancing, singing, typing, stenography," "English and French, horse-riding, chauffeuring, card tricks and fishing." "Well, you won't have much opportunity for that with me." "That's regrettable, Ma..." "So it's a deal!" "You'll stay with me." "What about the fee?" "We won't need an arbitrator, Madame." " We'll talk about it later." "Listen, the first thing you have to do is to arrange a tea party this afternoon at my apartment." "I expect 15 guests at 5 o'clock sharp." "All right, Madame, everything will be arranged at 5 o'clock sharp." "The hazelnut cake is like a poem!" "The sandwiches are fabulous today." "And the coffee?" " Like in Vienna at Dehmel's." "Yes, excellent." " Wonderful." "I think everything today is so... exquisite." "For the first time there is Bols!" "I don't usually drink, but..." "I will have a swig of it." "7-8-9-10-11-12-13?" "Heavens, we are 13 at the table?" "Well, I'm leaving at once." " But why 13?" "I invited 14, haven't I?" "Under no circumstances will I stay here as the 13th, I'm leaving!" "Stay, stay, we shall be 14 right now." "Where's Herr Weidenau?" "In the kitchen, he shows the cook how to prepare an "ox-muzzle salad"." "Please tell him to come." " Yes, Madame." "Herr Weidenau?" " In the kitchen?" "Ox-muzzle salad?" "Who is that man after all?" "An old acquaintance." "Keep on playing." "Today he won't bite." "Allow me to introduce..." "Herr Weidenau, my private secretary." "What can I do for you, Madame?" "I'd like you to have tea with us." "Because we are 13 at the table!" "It would have been a pleasure anyhow." "Pardon." " Don't mention it, Miss." "Since when do you have a private secretary?" "Since today." "Do you mind?" "I just find it a little strange, a single lady and a private secretary..." "So you're jealous?" " That's ridiculous." "I only think that a lady secretary would have been sufficient, if you absolutely..." "Speaking of 'if':" "Won't you play some dance music for us?" "With pleasure, Madame." "Give us the song you sang this morning, it was excellent." "Sing?" " Yes." "As you like." "# Thousand words speak of glamour and power," "# Thousand words whisper of happiness and splendor." "# And if thousand words spoke to you of the most beautiful things," "# And if thousand words could name you everything that is nice," "# There is one word that destroys all dreams." "# Have you heard that word before?" "# Yes, if the little word 'if' did not exist, # dududu dududu" "# I would already be a millionaire." "# Dududu dudu" "# Every day I could draw money, # a thousand francs from the bank, # and live like the Shah of Persia # my whole life long." "# Yes, if the little word 'if' did not exist, # shshshsh shsh" "# I would already be a millionaire." "# Then for you there would be only one, and noone else," "# Yes, if the little word 'if' did not exist, yes, if." "Bravo, bravo!" "Once again!" "A dance!" "And ladies' choice!" "Will you dance with me?" "With pleasure, Madame." "I'm very satisfied with you." " Thank you, Madame." "You make excellent coffee." "Yes, I learned it from an aunt of mine, aunt Hanne." "And the hazelnut cake, it was heavenly." "I learned that from another aunt, aunt Lore." "And the rolls, how sophisticated you made them!" "I learned to make them from aunt Hannelore." "And you're quite a dancer!" "From which aunt did you learn that?" "I think it must have rather been a cousin?" "I hope you will always stay like this." "Besides, yourjob won't be too taxing." "I'm at your service, Madame." "Only..." " Yes?" "I only ask for one thing." "What is it?" "I'd like to have have my evenings off, between 8.15 and 10.15." "So don't you want to come to the theatre to see me perform?" "Allow me to have these two hours for myself, Madame." "The other gentlemen always come to the theatre." "But they are in love with you, Madame." "Indeed." "Of course you can dispose of your time any way you like, Herr..." "Weidenau." "Has your private secretary again not turned up to see the show?" "How should I know whether he has turned up or not?" "I was just asking..." "Say, since when do you buy your perfume at Fleuron?" "At Fleuron?" "I never buy anything there." "What makes you think so?" "Well, I saw your private secretary buy perfume there." "I thought it was for you." "No, it wasrt for me." "Well, then he must have bought it for another lady, right?" "What did you say?" "I didn't said anything!" "Too bad." "Say, Tilla, where is your private secretary during the performance?" "Don't ask silly questions!" "How should I know where he is?" "Ah, good evening, Sir." " Good evening, Anna!" "Is Madame very angry because I'm late?" "Not at all, she's only afraid that the soup might get cold." "Oh, I couldn't come earlier." "Come in." "But it would be so nice..." "No, no, no, really not!" " But Tilla, dear..." "I'll stay at home." " But why?" "I won't go out tonight." "We just would have dropped in at the Carlton." "Yes, to have a bite." " And a drink." "I've had some supper prepared for me here, I'll stay at home." "I'd like to talk to you about the new play." "Weidenau will take care of that." "I'd like to talk over the bank affairs, Madame." "Weidenau has already finished that matter." "Yes, I think Weidenau has finished us all off already." "Then all we can do is wish you a good night." "Goodbye, until tomorrow!" " Goodbye, Madame!" "Good night, my little one, go for a stroll and have fun!" "Madame, we will go for a stroll, but we won't have fun." "Good night!" "Good night, Baron dear." "Do I also have to leave, Tilla?" "Yes, Baron dear." "Be a good boy and have a nice sleep." "I'm neither a good boy nor will I have a nice sleep." "I don't sleep nicely anymore." "But why, Baron dear?" "As long as you're not happy, I can't sleep." "But who says I'm not happy?" " My inner voice." "Tell your inner voice that it mustrt talk so much, and go to sleep." "Good night." "Madame?" "I'm not hungry, you needrt serve anything." "But Madame..." " You can go, I don't want anything." "I only wanted to say that..." " Go, and leave me alone!" "Why aren't you in the Carlton bar yet?" "Well..." "Why am I not in the Carlton bar, indeed?" "I'll go there." "Well, what are you doing here?" "Good evening, Madame!" "Beg your pardon, I didn't think you'd come home so soon." "But what do you want with that old marionette theatre?" "It was quite dusty and broken, and so I wanted to repair it." "Now, in the middle of the night?" " Well, I rarely have the time by day." "So what do you want to do with it?" "I thought that if I am to entertain you or your guests again... there should be some variation, you can't sing all the time like in a sound film." "But do you know how to play with marionettes?" "An old puppeteer taught me in Salzburg." "Excellent, you must show me!" "With pleasure, only I'm not sure if I still can do it." "Let's have a dress rehearsal!" "With pleasure, but I'm..." "Well, go ahead, go ahead!" "For once I'll sit in the audience and watch the others perform." "Seat no. 1, orchestra stalls, front row." "You're welcome, Madame, just one moment." "Five minutes intermission, then the show will start at once!" "Ten." "Twelve." "Baron!" "You win!" "Well?" "Well, we're ready, Madame." "This is the big spotlight, it will be placed here." "The play can begin." "Three strokes of the gong!" "Enter the Prologus!" "Ladies and Gentlemen of the audience!" "Today, a guest performance of the Court Theatre of Kickeritz-Potschen upon Potschen." "Tonight: "Prince Kuno and the Postmaster's Daughter"," "Great costume opera in several acts and one tableau." "Main characters:" "The Prince, a "Knödel" tenor (with nasal voice)." "Lieschen, coloratura soprano." "The Minister, a whispering baritone." "The Postmaster, a bass with a stammer." "Scene of the action:" "A meadow with daisies." "Time:" "In May." "We ask for your kind attention!" "The orchestra is assembled." "Before the curtain rises, grand overture." "The curtain opens." "The meadow lies in the sunlight, centre stage a linden tree with hearts carved into its bark." "Cowbells chiming, the prince enters singing." "# Here I am, it's the familiar spot." "# I have been away for full nine full moons." "# I love Lieschen, the Postmaster's child, # she's a child like children are, # she is quite a lot to me, #just like what the yolk is to the egg # or what the salt is to the radishes," "# for me that is, yes, for me that is # my Postmaster's Lieschen." "# My prince!" "# So there you are, honourable prince!" "# You are the Imperial Count of Peppermint." "# I knew you would be drawn to this linden tree, # by the yearning for the Postmaster's child." "# But Prince, consider your princely duties," "# A prince is not allowed to love, # a prince must do without!" "# All right then, I'll do without!" "# So be it." "# I'll hurry to the capital with lightning speed," "# There she comes, how beautiful is her beloved face!" "# She still has a lisp, but only when she's speaking." "# I am Lieschen, the Postmaster's child," "# I have a carefree mind, like chaff in the wind." "# I am in love with a rather distinguished gentleman, # for nine months now he's been away from me." "# I never did hear his love whisperings, # my Bruno, my Bruno, # there he is, there he is, there he is!" "# I am struck by the moonshine, I often groaned like a wood cock," "# So now you will never part from me?" "# She doesn't suspect anything, I have to confess everything to her." "# Bruno, you're suddenly so pale and green!" "# Do you perhaps want an aspirin?" "# Listen to the tidings:" "I am not your Bruno!" "# I am the hereditary prince, I am Prince Kuno!" "# You are the hereditary prince of Titipo, # then I would be a princess!" "# Holladriho holladriho..." "# Oh Lieschen, a prince who wants to be a real prince # can never woo a commoner." "# You abandon me?" "You would dare?" "# What will my father, the Postmaster, say?" "# My P-p-p-prince, I heard e-e-e-everything, # will you allow me three words now?" "# Perhaps you would like to sing, it's more comfortable." "# St-st-stammering is more pleasant when you are singing." "# Listen to my confession, trust me blindly:" "# Lieschen isn't my child!" "# She's not your child?" "What do you say there, man?" "# Just listen to me quietly for a moment." "# It was about 18 years ago, on the 31st February to be precise," "# I was sitting in my po-po-postmaster's office." "# Gypsies came down the road, carrying the brats they had robbed with them:" "# A new-born child in napkins." "# I caught the rascals, all nine of them, and bust in their heads." "# The last one confessed to me with his skull cracking # that the child had been stolen from the prince's palace." "# You, girl, you are that child in napkins." "# How?" "What?" "You are the princess Karafindel?" "# Then everything isn't so bad." "# We will get married legally." "# My work is done, # now I can die." "# The postmaster will not leave a single heir behind." "# And when one day I shall lie under rose hedges, # then the whole world... # won't wake me anymore." "Bravo, bravo, that was marvellous!" "Really excellent!" "You really liked the show, Madame?" "Superb!" "But tell me, why must the postmaster's daughter become a princess at the end?" "Every good postmaster's daughter becomes a princess at the end... so that she gets her prince." "Must they always get each other in the end?" "They don't have to, no, but the audience likes it much better." "And it's much nicer... when two in love get each other in the end, isn't it, Madame?" "Well... if you think so, you Prince Kuno..." "Is there a postmaster's daughter somewhere that you're in love with, and a linden tree with hearts carved into its bark?" "And..." "I just wanted to tell you..." "I don't like it when a gentleman wears such a collar." "In the future, wear shirts cut in the modern fashion, whith the collar attached." "Collar and shirt in one piece," "Herr Weidenau." "Yes, of course, Madame, if you wish..." "Yes, it is my wish!" "By the way, it's quite late..." " I'm leaving, Madame." "So, goodbye." "Tomorrow, 11 o'clock sharp!" "Good night." " Good night." "She's cancelled her performance." "She said she needs a few nights off." "To repose." "In the old days, she used to perform 200 times in a row." "That was her repose." "That was in the old days." "Well, let's go to the golf course." "Well then, let's start." "Allright, let's play golf." "The dressmaker told me that Tilla hasn't ordered a new gown for eight days." "I'm telling you she's ill, she's really ill." "Poor Tilla!" "Well then, let's go to the golf course." "Well then, let's start." "Allright, let's play golf." "Madame..." "What is it?" "It's 11 o'clock." "Who is it?" "It's me, Weidenau." "Good morning, Madame." "What do you want so early?" "I was to wake you at 11." "Were you?" "You always come at such inconvenient hours." "Don't disturb me." "Because I'm not..." "I still have a..." "I beg your pardon, Madame..." "I didn't realize, of course." "Pardon!" "Madame..." "I didn't realize, of course." "Pardon!" "Pardon!" "Madame!" "Hello." "Tell Herr Weidenau to come here." "Farewell, darling, farewell..." "Let go of my hand." "Let go, my..." "What did you say?" "What was it?" "Farewell." "But let go of me!" "Farewell." "But let go of me!" "Oh!" "Excuse me." "I didn't know you were here already." "Don't mention it, Madame." "Well... why have I called you?" "Ah yes..." "I want to dictate a letter." "Take it down in shorthand." "Very well, Madame." "Let me take it." "Perhaps it's a private call." "Hello." "Shipping offices Peschke?" "I'd like to speak to Herr Peschke himself." "This is Jellinek." "Yes, darling!" "It's me." "One moment please." "I'm not alone." "Please wait outside." "Very well." "Madame." "But you're only gone for five minutes and already you long for me!" "You sweet boy!" "Miss... couldn't you give me your 'phone address'?" "If I'm happy?" "And how!" "You!" "You!" "Yes, Madame?" "You Herr Private Secretary!" "Yes please, Madame?" "What can I do for you?" "Yes I do!" "What is it, Madame?" "What is it you wish, Madame?" "Madame here, Madame there..." "It's getting on my nerves!" "Yes, but how should I address you, Madame?" "You shouldn't address me at all!" "You should leave me alone!" "And not torture me!" "Good gracious!" "But you're totally beside yourself!" "What is it?" "Dearest..." "Madame..." "You see." "That way you said it nicely." "And you must always say "Madame" to me that way." "Good morning!" "But that's sweet of you, Baron dear... that you've come to see me." "I hope I'm not disturbing you." "Not at all, Baron." "Not at all." "Ah, Baron, how are you?" " Thank you." "What are the others doing?" "But you're all totally neglecting me!" "Listen to me, I want to go out tonight." "Dancing, singing, being gay... drinking champagne, being among other people, listening to music..." "So you're really in love, huh?" "I?" "In love?" "But you must be mad, Baron!" "With whom should I be in love?" "With the little Guards officer." "I swear, I'm not in love, really I'm not." "Is that so?" "Well, if you swear... then your infatuation must be overwhelming, my dear child." "And if I were in love?" "What if?" "Then you are very foolish to be." "Why?" "Because your little Guards officer has another woman." "What?" "I've watched him a bit, spied on him a little." "Here." "Feldstraße 18, 3rd floor, left." "What does that mean?" "It means there's another lady." "What kind of a lady?" "The lady between 8.15 and 10.15." "Between 8.15 and 10.15?" "Havert you noticed that your private secretary is always absent between 8.15 and 10.15?" "He spends his time with this lady, Feldstr. 18, 3rd floor, left." "Now I know what you mean!" "The lady in Feldstr. 18, 3rd floor, left." "But of course!" "You knew about her!" "Of course I did." "His English teacher, he visits her daily." "But he speaks English fluently." "Or his French teacher..." "But his French is better than Poincaré's!" "Some teacher then, Chinese or Bulgarian, how should I know!" "Besides, my private secretary can do whatever he wants between 8.15 and 10.15." "And tomorrow, and with whom he wants." "With whom he wants..." "I wouldn't have thought that she's that much in love with him." "Jerome Toenli is pleased to invite you to his home tonight" "#Once people had time for love, # they were writing spring romances, # but if today's boys and girls are in love # they don't talk a lot, they dance # love is a heavenly power" "# that's what they used to say in the earlier days # we don't think much about heaven # today's people just say:" "# Love is like a sound film # with lots of changes in the course of action, # first an 'oh' and an 'ah', then a big quarrel, # and gradually one becomes weak again." "# Love is like a sound film # the main characters are the two of us # first a sweet caress, then the inevitable # a little song with greeting and a kiss at the end." "# Love is like a sound film # with lots of changes in the course of action # first it's all 'attentior, then a big quarrel, # but gradually one becomes weak again." "# Love is like a sound film # the main characters are the two of us # first a sweet caress, then the inevitable, # a little song with greeting and a kiss at the end." "Good evening, Weidenau." "Good evening, Herr Teschner." "Well, did you bring Tilla with you?" "No, I thought Madame was already here." "No, Tilla hasn't come yet." "That is strange." "Madame asked me to be here at 8.15." "And told me to be punctual." "She expressly asked me not to fetch her." "She'll just be a bit late." "This happens sometimes with a beautiful woman." " That's possible." "In fact it's a great honour for us... to have the private secretary join us between 8.15 and 10.15." "Why?" "On other nights you're always invisible at that hour, you..." "As you can see, I can also be visible at this hour." "I really don't know where Madame might be..." "Good evening." "Is Madame at home?" "Who shall I say is..." "Just tell her, I've come because of Herr Weidenau." "Please come in." "One moment." "Madame will be here in a minute." "Please be seated." " Thank you." "Herr Weidenau isn't in?" "No, he's invited tonight." "But on other nights he's always here?" "Yes, each night he has supper with Madame." "Between 8.15 and 10.15." "I see." "And then he leaves?" "Yes." "But not for long." "At midnight he's back again." "What?" "He comes back?" "At night?" " He does." " And spends the night here?" "But of course he does!" "That's his bedroom." "And where does Madame sleep?" " Right next door." "Right next door?" "She always waits for the gentlemars return, else she can't fall asleep." "Is that so?" "Madame..." "Good evening." "I've come for my Ulli's shirts?" "Yes I know." "Greetings, Madame." "Mrs. Schmidt has recommended you to me." "Yes I know, come with me, we'll see to it at once." "Because we have to alter all the shirts." "Ulli has set his mind to it." "The boy's totally crazy these days." "Because he's in love, you know." "And probably somebody told him that it's more elegant if the collars are attached to the shirt." "And that's why we have to alter everything." "Let the boy have his will." "At my time, things like that werert done." "If a gentlemen had taken a lady out without wearing a starched collar... she would have given him some look!" "But what can one do?" "The modern times..." "Well, come here, Madame." "Listen to me carefully!" "Look here, you cut off a strip from the bottom, four fingers wide." "You won't notice it at the bottom..." "And you'll sew that to the collar." "And try to do it nicely, will you... so that my Ulli will be pleased." "Herr Waldenau is your son, Madame?" "No way!" "Ulli?" "My son?" "What is he?" "But he's my grandson!" " You're his..." " Grandmother." "But of course." "And now that he's found a steady job he's made me come from Vienna at once." "The poor guy." "Because he thought he'd feel lonely in the strange city." "But I had hardly arrived... when he fell in love." "And who do you think he's in love with?" "With the lady who employs him." "He fell madly in love with her." "And with my Ulli that means something!" "Because he used to ignore all women." "Really?" "And what's most interesting... he doesn't dare to tell her." "She doesn't know anything about his love." "Did you ever hear such a thing!" "She doesn't know!" "But why doesn't he tell her?" "But he's not going to tell her!" "You don't know my Ulli!" "He knows his duties, he knows how to behave." "She's his boss, he's the employee." "That's final." "He puts professional duties above everything." "So that's why?" "Of course!" "And I keep telling him, you silly boy, I'm telling him, if you love her, you can be her employee a thousand times, you simply have to tell her!" "Of course!" " You see!" "But you know, my Ulli, he's a gentleman of the old school." "For him a woman either means everything... or only an adventure." "And just for an adventure, this woman is too good for him." "Well..." "Here are the shirts, dear lady." "12, 13, 14" "That's it, 14 shirts." "But say... how much do you charge for the alterations per shirt?" "45 pfennigs, if it's not too expensive, Madame?" "45 pfennigs?" "That's reasonable." "Yes, that's reasonable." "And I'll give you his drawers, too, they need mending anyway." "One moment." "Here are the drawers." "And the next time you come I'll give you his socks to darn." "That boy can make holes, I'm telling you!" "Once worn, and ruined already!" "Westend 8586." "Is Madame still at home?" "Good evening." "Excuse me, do you know if Frau von Treuberg lives here?" "Are you the seamstress, perhaps?" "Yes, Frau Schmidt recommended me." "This is excellent!" "Because I was about to bring you the clothes anyway." "Everything's in here, drawers, the young gentlemars shirts..." "Now listen carefully." "You cut off a strip down here, about four fingers width... at the bottom you don't notice it anyway... and you stitch it to the collar seam." "But do it nicely, so that my Ulli will be pleased." "But where to?" "Yes..." "You don't know?" "Thank you." "What's the hurry?" "I was going to..." " Look for Tilla?" "But don't be so impatient!" "She'll be here any moment." " But I..." "Just wait here." "I'd like to speak to you alone for a minute." "As you wish." "Sit down, dear Weidenau." "I'd like to talk to you about Tilla's new part." "Pardon." "Thank you." " You're welcome." "The choice of her new part is very important to Tilla right now." "Why now?" "Tilla is at the peak of her career." "An artist has to be very careful at that moment." "And especially the two of us," "I as her publisher and you as her... advisor, must prevent her from making mistakes, isn't that so?" "Yes of course." "I've picked a very interesting part for Tilla:" "In the play, Tilla plays an artist who hurries from success to success, is adored by the public and celebrated, and one day she falls in love with some poor devil." "Of course, passionate love between the two... till the man suddenly realizes that it wouldn't be good for this woman if that love lasted forever." "She's an artist, she needs luxury, riches, success, all sorts of things the man can't offer her." "You understand that, don't you, Herr Weidenau?" "She's an artist like..." "like... like Tilla, and he a poor devil like... like..." " Like me." "Yes." "In short:" "The young man realizes that this affair will lead to nothing, because such affairs never lead to anything." "And since he realizes that despite all his love he would always only be his wife's husband," "he leaves of his own accord," "While it doesn't hurt too much yet." "Listen." "This is the show's central song, the farewell song." "# Don't ask why I'm leaving, # don't ask why, # whatever may happen # don't ask why." "# I can only tell you" "# I love you." "# I wanted to give you the most beautiful thing in life." "# Don't ask me that one question, don't ask why, # don't ask why I'm crying, # don't ask why." "# We are parting, # tomorrow another man will kiss you," "# then you won't ask anymore" "# "why"." "# The song is over, # the song you sang for me, # at its last notes" "# I was yearning for you." "# The song is over, # the melody faded away, # nothing remained of the music, # only an echo of love." "# The roses I brought you # are now withered splendour of flowers." "# The song is over." "# Don't ask why I'm leaving, # don't ask why, # whatever may happen, # don't ask why." "# I can only tell you" "# I love you" "# I wanted to give you the most beautiful thing in life # don't ask me that one question, don't ask why # don't ask why I'm crying, # don't ask why." "# We are parting, # tomorrow another man will kiss you," "# then you won't ask anymore" "# "why?"" "How do you like the play?" "Herr Weidenau?" "I think it's... strange... that you're telling this to me right this moment." "Why?" "After all you're Tilla's..." " Private secretary!" "But nothing else." "And for that reason," "I must ask you not to tell me the plot of plays" "I am supposed to take as example." "It's quite unnessecary." "The characters in your new play, the lady artist and the young man, bear no resemblance to..." "Frau Tilla and... the young man you're alluding to." "So you've understood me." "Yes I have." "But even without your friendly admonition" "I would have known my duty." "I'd like to..." "I'm leaving." "Well?" "What have you got to tell me?" "I don't know what you mean, Madame." "Is that so?" "You really don't know?" "Yes, the grammophone recordings, they will take place the day after tomorrow." "And?" "The fashion drawings have been ordered from Paris." "And?" "The pictures for the magazine will be ready tomorrow." " And?" "And?" "Apart from that, I really don't know, Madame." "Is that so?" "Apart from that, you have nothing else to tell me?" "I see." "Then I am going to tell you something!" "Or even better, take a letter!" " Very well, Madame." "Write:" "Headline:" "Beloved!" "What I didn't know before," "I know now." "I know that you love me." "That you love..." "I know that your sense of duty has kept you from showing me your real feelings." "Your coldness no longer fools me." "Your reticience doesn't drive me mad anymore." "I know that you love me." "And this makes me happy." "Did you write "happy"?" ""Happy", comma." "Write: "very happy!"" "Write: "incredibly happy!"" "Write: "immeasurably happy!"" "Did you write "immeasurably"?" ""Lmmeasurably"." "Be wise at last, and take me in your arms." "I cannot throw myself at you!" "I am a woman." "Don't you see that you, the man, must conquer me?" "Write it down, write it all down!" "I love you!" "I love you!" "Come, and finally kiss me!" "And to whom shall I address this letter, Madame?" "To whom?" "To..." "Jerome Toenli." "# Don't ask why I'm leaving, # don't ask why," "# whatever may happen, # don't ask why." "# I can tell you now" "# I love you" "# I wanted to give you the most beautiful thing in life" "# We are parting, # tomorrow another man will kiss you," "# then you won't ask anymore:" "# "Why?"" "# Love is like a sound film # with lots of changes in the course of action, # first an 'ooh' and an 'ah', then a big quarrel, # and gradually one becomes weak again." "# Love is like a sound film..." "# Adieu my litte Guards officer, # adieu, adieu... #... the main characters are the two of us, # first a sweet caress, then the inevitable, # a little song with greeting and a kiss at the..." "# Adieu!" "#" " And don't forget me, # and don't forget me." "# Adieu my little Guard's officer..." "I am to deliver this to you at once." "Beloved!" "What I didn't know before," "I know now." "I know that you love me." "That you love me?" "Listen, listen." "She loves me!" " So what?" "She loves me!" "Listen, she loves me!" "Ah, she's gone." "Listen, she loves me!" "Baron, she loves me!" "She loves me!" "She loves me!" "She loves me!" "I must speak to Madame at once!" "But she's still asleep." " I must see her!" "Herr Weidenau!" "Herr Weidenau!" "She cannot live without me." "She loves me!" "She loves me." "I've got it in writing from her." "I've got it in black and white." "Where's my black on white?" "Ah, here it is." "Listen:" "Beloved!" "...you love me your coldness..." "I see, "your coldness doesn't fool me"." "Here: "take me in your arms at last"." "In your arms!" ""You, you, the man, with whom..."" "with "you, the man" she meant me." "Congratulations." "Herr Weidenau," "I swear it:" "If I had known that she loves me that much" "I'd have said "yes" at once." "Yes, yes and... yes yes yes." "Please read." ""Conquer me"..." "You're an enviable man now." "Why?" "You're getting a woman many other men have tried to woo in vain." "But she's getting ME in return." "I'd like to ask you for something." " Already granted!" "Make Tilla happy." "As happy as she deserves." "You must put her on a pedestal and read each of her wishes from her lips, and take care of her, wrap a scarf around her neck each evening, and drive her home after the show in a closed car," "so that she doesn't catch cold, and prevent her from reading detective novels in bed at night, or she'll have bad dreams." "You must be good to her, you must care for her, you must put her on a pedestal," "You must never let her go out alone in the evening and never let her dance with another man." "Believe me, I know what it means when a woman dances with another man." "Listen to me, only you are to dance with her!" "But I can't dance at all!" "You can't dance either?" "Come on, I'll teach you." "Come on." " Bravo!" "Is this all right, Herr Weidenau?" " Beautiful." "Please, don't let me disturb you!" "I only wanted to..." " I beg your pardon, it's my fault." "I only showed Herr Toenli a few dancing steps" "I see." "Dancing steps." "Would you please leave me alone with Herr Toenli?" "Of course, Madame." "Herr Weidenau," "Herr Weidenau, stay here." "Herr Weidenau!" "Herr Weidenau!" "Herr Weidenau!" "He's gone." "Well, now we're engaged." "Yes." "Give me a kiss." "I take the liberty." "But yes, I'm telling you, engaged!" "Really engaged!" "Of course." "They'll leave tonight to see his parents." "Yes, I have to make another call." "Operator, another call, quick." "Yes, 4576." "Yes, "Little Journal"?" "Dr. Fischer?" "Yes." "Herr Doctor, just imagine, Tilla got engaged." "What?" "With whom?" "With Toenli!" "Just imagine her luck, he has heaps of money and is a fool on top of it." "Yes, that's right." "Good-bye" "Operator, another call." "Be quick about it, I've already told you..." "The porters will be here any moment" "Herr Toenli will be here with his car in a few minutes" "Where is Madame?" "She's changing her clothes." "So that would be all." "When Madame has left and you perhaps feel a longing for our phone number:" "I'm always available." "It's all right." "# Stand upright, bolt upright, and go laughing into the sunnny day." "# Whatever may happen." "# Adieu, # adieu" "# my little Guards officer." "May I say farewell now, Madame?" "Is it really better that it has turned out like this?" "I think so, Madame." "For both of us?" "I would surely have been a disappointment for you later." "And all this because of a few more dresses the other man can give me." "Yes, Madame!" "You have a very low opinion of my love." "You're a woman." "An artist." "You need luxury, riches, the theatre, successes." "You wouldn't feel at ease in another world." "What about you?" "I?" "I'd surely have become very unappy if I hadrt been able to give you all this." "Well then, adieu." "My little..." "Guards officer." "Cheers, Baron." "Good evening." "Good evening." " Good evening." "Is she gone?" "Yes." "Did she say anything?" "She sends everyone her best wishes." "Thank you." "Who are those gentlemen?" "Those three?" "Tilla Morland's former lovers." "# Don't ask me that one question, # don't ask why," "# don't ask why I'm crying, # don't ask why." "# We are parting," "# Tomorrow another man will kiss you," "# then you won't ask anymore." "The End subtitles:" "Serdar202  Tommaso @KG"