"Sex, really?" "Bye." "Are you going to take the shot?" "Snooker is a precision game." "Referring to Fig." "00:01:39,666 -- 00:01:42,168 And science, my friend." "It involves complexity" "Visual coordination," "Geometry, specific gravity, Referring to Fig." "00:01:47,674 -- 00:01:51,678 -molecular disease ..." " It's a ball and a bat!" "Referring to Fig." "00:01:51,678 -- 00:01:53,179 You're going to give Or not, Mikey?" "I can not, I have We go see David." "Why he never Are you here?" "Why does not he Do you like my friends?" "I do not like your friends." "And his friends?" "Does he have any?" " I got one!" "Yes, of course he has friends." ""Have you met any?"" "No." "Maybe he does not want to." "There!" "Well, at least friends They are the same age." "What are you doing there?" "I thought it was A school night." "You are here." "I'm an adult." "Difficultly." "Go home!" "Do not." "So what is this:" "Adopt-A-Fraud?" "First it's a bid of One night, now live together!" "It's only temporary." "Until he grows up?" "Until I know the What to do with it." "Mikey!" "Tell Doc we missed him." "Goodbye!" "Goodbye." "See you later!" "It could be him." "Who?" "UseMeuBuraco27." "UseMeuBuraco27?" "What does it mean?" "Like, 26 other guys used it His hole before you?" "No." "He's my virtual boyfriend." "Swimmer's body, Leo's smile." "It's the best sex Imaginary I've ever had." "DESCRIPTION OF THE DRAWINGS 00:03:12,258 -- 00:03:14,761" "But it's already over." "As?" "Because he wants to know me." "And I have nothing of my profile." "Large, soft, 1.90m, 88kg," "Four percent body fat ..." "Uncircumcised." "Wow!" "I think I had sex with You last week." "And how it was?" "Have you ever thought of Tell the truth to him?" "What?" "That I'm super passive" "That you want it Be a muscular asset," "And that I will never be?" "This is Lindsay Petersen." "I need to talk to Dr. Persaud." " It's Gus." "Wow!" "He's throwing up again." "It's okay, it's okay." "It's all right." "It's all right." "He's burning, honey." "Our baby is sick I have to ..." "They want our Number and when it calls," "They'll get the message." "Give it to me." "What's your name?" "Hi Carol." "This is Melanie Marcus." "Listen, we need to Find Dr. Persaud." "Does not she leave her pager on?" "Okay, fine." "So I would like" "That you contact While I wait on the phone." "Thank you." "I love you." "Hi, Dr. Persaud?" "Hi, it's Lindsay Pertersen." "Yes, it's Gus." "He is With a fever of 38 degrees" "And he's throwing up ..." "Yes, all right." "Thanks." "She said we have Than going to the hospital." "Listen, everything will be fine." "I get the keys, You pick up the blanket." "Brian is at home." "Same?" "My mother said hi." "Brian said hello too." "Yes." "So Daddy asked about me?" "Is he still angry?" "You can talk to him?" "Make him understand?" "No, I can not." "I can not go home." "Not if it's still like this." "Mother?" "I gotta go." "Give Molly a kiss for me." "Yeah, for you too?" "You know, it's not worth crying." "She was not crying." "It's just my allergy." "Your father is an idiot who Treats you like shit." "He practically killed me." "I say forget it." "But he's my father." "Would you forget your father?" "I've done this a long time ago." "You do not see him anymore," "Or talk to him?" "Because?" "Just to leave." "Stay together." "Just because he impregnated my mother" "Does not mean we have A bond of union between us." "He served his purpose." "He was good just for that." "I never could Feel that way about my father." "Well, then you Always feel hurt." "Hello?" "Hi." "Wait a minute, he's here." "It's Lindsay." "She looks worried." "Stop it." ""I can not help it." "When I see you I want to take a piece." "Who called?" "My ex." "Lori?" "I told her everything about you." "What did you say?" ""I said you're smart," "That you were funny, And you were sexy." "I thought you stopped lying to your wife." "Let's go to bed." "Who are these people?" "Which are?" "Let me see." "The people in the photo." "They Seem cool." "They seem ..." "Hetero." "This is Laura." "And Steve." "This is New Year's Eve." "Steve is a urologist," "Laura works at Pitt." "They are very good friends." "Then why did I never know them?" "Do not know." "Do you want to meet them?" "I do not know, do you want to meet them?" "What's wrong with you?" "Nothing, just ..." "I was driving here With my things for tomorrow," "And I started to feel As someone's secret." "It's always just the two of us." "I have to admit that I like it that way," "To have you just for me." "But if you want to do with other people..." "Its not good." "I'm sorry..." "I should never have touched it." "I'm glad you did." "What are you doing Saturday night?" "Saturday night?" " Let's have dinner." "I'll introduce you to the class." "The class?" "Not alright." "Is not it a great idea!" "You know, I want them to know you." "And you must know them." "What are you doing?" "Who are you?" "How did you get in here?" "I asked first!" "What you You think you're doing deleting me?" "Do not you recognize me?" "I'm "Pitts ... 19x8cm ..." "How do you know my secret nickname?" "Well, man, I'm your nick." "What are you talking about?" "Did Ted tell you to do this?" "Profile:" "Large, flat, 1,90m, 86kg," "Four percent body fat," "Uncircumcised." "Okay, okay, I got it." "Michael and Ted read my profile" "And they paid you to come here" "And mess with my head." "Well, my understanding of reality" "Is a little stronger Of what people think." "OK?" "Pitts does not exist?" "He's a fantasy." "An invention of mine ..." "Hyperactive" "Imagination..." "Oh my!" "It is true!" "You really are ... 19x8 ..." "Thanks to you." "Yes." "I must be dreaming." "And I'm not ... this It's a hot video." ""Dawson'S Crack."" "Do you mind if I put it on?" "Wow!" "I'm so crazy!" "I'm talking to my nick." "Okay, what's going on?" "What are you doing here?" "I almost did not." "You Was about to delete me." "I'm so sorry," "But I'm already tired of you." "But I'm hot!" "All Online world wants me." "Exactly." "They They want you, the fantasy." "Not me, the real person." "It's pathetic," "My nick has more fun than me!" "You said that you would like Of being a muscular asset," "Instead of a great liability." "If I could teach you" "How to be like me," "Would you let me live?" "But I'm not like you." "Good..." "I came from somewhere, did not I?" "Here we go." "Passing." "What are your symptoms?" "Diarrhea, vomiting, fever." "Do you know how much?" "Below 38 Last time I checked." "We are worried With dehydration." "All right, let's take a look at it." "Which one of you is the mother?" "Well, it was me who gave birth." "Why do not you Come in with it, then?" "And you can wait here." "Actually, we are Creating it together." "We are a couple." "Well, in that case, you Do you have adoption documents?" "Adoption?" "He's important to me." "No not yet." "We have to File ..." "I'm sorry," "But we can only allow Legal tutors come with it." "Great." "Let's stop talking." "Just take him now, okay?" "I come back hurrying like this Who knows something." "I love you." "Excuse me, I need to get back there." "Look, my lifemate." "Forgot the baby blanket" "and I do not want him to get any worse than ..." "Look..." "Sir ... that is." "There whatever you are," "I believe that already It was clear to you" "That only the tutors Of the child" "Are allowed to stay with him." "And I think it should be Enlightened for you" "That it's me who I love He, and that feeds him," "And who walks with him, Who plays with it," "Who exchanges it and cleans it," "And who cleanses his vomit, And that paid the bills, and ..." "Listen me." "I spent half the night awake" "That he grow up happy, Healthy and loved," "So do not you dare and tell me that" "I have no right to be with him," "Your naughty homophobic pussy." "What is going on?" "How is he?" "I Do not..." "I do not know." "They will not let me in." "Because?" "Because I'm not," "I am nothing, apparently, Not to be crazy here." "What is it?" "What the fuck Is this bureaucracy?" "Excuse," "This is the father." "I take you." " She's going too." "No, do not worry, just go." "AND..." "Give it to him." "Nor six months old" "And my son is already a "drama queen"." "Well, at least you You already know he's yours." "The good news is you're fine." "I just had to come Here in person" "Because someone left The cell phone is off." "I had to deal with My own crisis." "David is having dinner," "Us and two other couples." "One is straight." "Does he eat with straight?" "You never know where Their hands were." "What is the problem?" "The problem is what I'm going to talk about?" "What are we talking about?" "What we do," "With whom we have made, with Whom we want to do." "These people are not like us." "They are teachers and Doctors and other things." "We are things." "Advertising executive, accountant." "Dressmaker to disk trash." "The bid is that, After two minutes" "It will be painfully obvious That I do not fit," "And David is going to get rid of me." "Immediately." "So is We'd better get busy." "Right, Professor Higgins?" "Right, Pickering." "Let's turn you from a simple Flower seller on a lady!" "Speaking of ladies, let's get down to business!" "What are you doing here?" "Turning you from one Passive tail on a stallion." "Now let's see As you sort it out." "Now!" "." "What is this G.I. Jane?" "If he is not careful," "He can actually strive." "Or break a nail." "He's lying for a while." "That's nice." "What is on your mind?" "Hebrew School." "He is a little young." "Still, do not you think?" "No, when I was one Child in Hebrew school," "Rabbi Protesh Used to tell us," ""If you ever Forget that he is a Jew," "A non-Jew will remember you. "" "Always wanted to know the meaning," "Until Emily Meredith called me Of "Japa" on the playground." "That little bitch." "So I understood the What he meant." "I had forgotten that it was different," "Until I was so remembered." "The same thing happened in the Hospital last night." ""They have no right." "They have." "They have every right." "But we also have rights," "To protect ourselves." "As?" "We need to talk to Brian." "You say good-naturedly," ""Always be sure to Greet the hosts. "" "I am the host." "And you seem kind." "OK." "Right now." "What Is the salad fork?" "Go inside out." "I thought you were studying For your calculation exam." "I'm taking a break." "Well, get back to work." "Now where's the bread plate?" "On your left." "Glass of water?" "On your left." "Well, as long as I have Only salad, bread and water," "I'll be fine." "Right, now subject to conversation," "Stay away from religion for That one does not know which one is theirs." "Avoid politics as If it were a plague," "And you should" "Avoid economic issues as well." "Well, we will not even have any problems." "Mikey never talked about religion, politics" "Or the marketplace in your life." "What do I say?" "Movies are always a safe bet" "If you want to appear current Without seeming controversial." "I've seen "X-Men" six times." "Somehow I think this Will not liven up the crowd." "Look, you're giving Too much value to it." "You appear," "Speak, eat." "But these are the David's best friends." "I want to make a good impression." "And you will, you just have to Remember some simple rules." "Utensils from outside to inside." "Do not talk about anything Important." "Do not talk with your mouth full." "What if I burp?" "Just cover your Mouth with the handkerchief." "And say "sorry" to No one in particular." "Just be yourself and it will not Have to worry about anything." "I just know that from some Way, somehow," "I'm going to ruin everything." "That's what he means." "Be yourself." "This looks good." "Let me talk to him." "You know how you leave it." "I promise not to say one word." "I wont say anything." "He looks good to me." "It's not you, my boy." "Thank God, then Last night." "Yesterday, life and death and Today, tea with biscuit." "They are good." "It's a mix." "But it makes you realize the Importance of being prepared." "For what?" "For what happened With that nurse." "Wow, she was a complete cow." "Thanks." "Justin, would you like ice cream?" "I am fine." "What you want to talk about." "It's something we talk about." "Before Gus was born," "We just do not get together to do it." "Melanie would like" "From a petition to A second adoption." "What is it?" "Well, I'm not Gus's biological mother." "Like Lindsay, or Brian." "So I need to register some papers." "To become your legal guardian." "But Melanie can not Start the process by ..." "That you sign papers Agreeing on ..." "Give up their parental rights." "Never!" "He's Gus's father." "No one is denying it." "You know that always Will be part of his life," "In the same way we will do Always part of one another ..." "You do not have to convince me." "Just tell me where to sign." "What?" "It means that you" ""Will you do that?"" "Justin!" "It will look better this way." "What do I have to do?" "Sign some papers." "I'll write them down." "You can not!" ""Do you want to stay out of it?"" "You're his father." "I am teaching him a lesson:" "Do not count on your father." "What are you?" "Doing with your arm?" "I call it "Glorifying Jesus."" "It seems that you are Calling a cab." "I call it the worst dance I've ever seen." "Who asked?" "Do not get hurt." "I'm just kidding." "See anyone hot?" "I had not seen so many Puppies from "101 Dalmatians"." "What about that guy over there?" "I'd like to tame him." "I think he's cool." "Yes, translation:we do not have Courage to go after him." "Speak for yourself, loser!" "Well, go on." "You made me pour my beer." "Excuse." ""Tell him you're going to lick his chest."" "What?" "I said that you spilled it My drink, man." "Say it!" "I'll lick from your chest." "I'd rather have a napkin." "Right, right!" "On here." "What are you waiting for?" "Ask him to go home." "Hey, comrade." "Hey, comrade ..." ""Never say" comrade. "" "I know what you want." "I know you want it a lot." "What do you tell me to get out of here and ..." "You know, he's me." "Doing that." "Motherfucker!" "Well, that was the most impressive Demonstration of lack of suitability." "How was it?" " Fuck you!" "David, David, David." "In the end, the boyfriend." "Sorry I'm late." "Nonsense, that's the way it is." "I'm Laura." "I've known David for centuries." "So if there's anything You want to know about it." "Warning:" "Do not listen to Dr. Laura." "I hate it when he talks like that!" "You have a Ph.D in economics!" "You..." "Excuse me sir, I know you?" "He's funny!" ""And lovely." "A Lovely." "See?" "She thinks you're lovely." "I am very nervous." "Relax." "Everyone will like you." "What makes you think that?" "Because yes." "Go Go go go." ""Carefree."" "Indifferent, careless." "That's what you are." "Carefree..." ""Bajulador"." "Without affection ..." "This is wrong," "I meant jerk." "It does not say jerk here." ""The one who seeks Favors for flattery. "" "Fuck you." "Who cares?" "How can you give Gus?" "He will think that You did not want it." "He'll be right." "I do not believe in you." "I was there on Night he was born." "I saw you kiss him." "Not everyone is capable of being a father." "So what are you going to tell him?" "One day when he is Great, why did not you want it?" "I'll tell him the truth." "These two lesbians who I know I really wanted a son," "So I had a little cup." "That's not all." "A boy needs a father." "Believe me, I know it." "You do not have a father." "For almost two weeks!" "Even if he gets bored," "Even though he does not Is always close," "It's better than not having any." "Do not be too sure." "Your father must have loved you." "He probably ... does not I knew how to show it." "He knew how to demonstrate, yes." "Especially after taking some." "At least he did not get rid of you." "Tagalog." "Talking, chatting." "Where are you going?" "Get out." "I thought you were going to help me." "If you want help, call your father." "When David makes a meal," "You do not eat for a week." "Before or after." "I did not know you cooked." "You have much to learn." "Give him time and he will find out All my secrets." "Like underwear." "As..." "Do you have a fetish for underwear?" "On our last trip together," "He bought a full suitcase." "Of jockey shorts and socks." "Do you all travel together?" "Tuscani, last fall." "We rented a house ... it was fantastic." "It's the food." "She's still talking about food." "Try to pass with 3 kilos Of prosciutto by customs." "He exaggerates." "There were four of them." ""Five." "Four." "Six." "Have you ever been to Italy?" "No, but my Uncle Vic already Spent a long time there." "Did he go to work?" "No, Aids." "He went there to die." "I'm sorry." "It's not your fault." "He was very Sick, so he ..." "Decided to make the trip Of dreams for Rome." "And then the remedies Had effect and ..." "Now he's in Home and look great," "Except for some Occasional diarrhea." "I really would like to take Michael somewhere." "But, it works so much, and ..." "So what do you Does it work, Michael?" "I work with retail." "Oh really?" "At where?" "No Big Q." "He just was Promoted." "He is the manager." "No Big Q?" "Eddie, that's not what The people call you?" "I've seen these stores, but I ..." "I've never been in one." "They sell everything That you can imagine." "But nothing you want to buy." "I did not see you there?" "As?" "I know you from somewhere." "Do you buy at Big Q?" "Difficultly." "Give next time We went somewhere" "You have to come with us." "How about Mykonos" "For july" "I only have one week." "Tadinho." "That's why I love you." "The academic environment." "We teachers We have the whole summer." "I have to check The Seafood Paella." "Is everyone well with mollusks?" "Great." "Now I know where I know you," "It was at the White Party!" "You gave me crabs!" "Someone would like to More white wine?" "Ready or not?" "You're in a good mood." "The best." "I'll finally be A signed mother," "Sealed and delivered." "In fact, it was I who delivered it." "Two out of three is not so bad." "And we owe everything to ..." "Wow, I do not believe." "Brian." "I always knew he would give up." "I was sure he would go To tell people to fuck off." "Well, I'm sure it was not." "Easy to give up his rights." "He does not even seem to care." "I'm sure you cared." "He loves his son." "More than he thinks." "All that matters" "Is that Gus is finally ours." "Our." "Wow, I missed the touch." "You bet, Tommy." "If I win this hand, the Next round will be on me." "The next round will be Tommy." "This means that we are going Stay dry tonight." "How you doing, Pop?" "Better days..." "And sure hands better." "Say hello to the guys." "Hi, guys." "I was bluffing anyway." "As if you were Deceiving someone!" "What you gonna want, boy?" ""It would be good." "Hold your fire."" "A little of their Best cuts, Mike." "Union Hall." "How is your Dream job?" "My dream job is fine." "I can not complain." "Leave your complaint With "the person in charge"." "If it were up to her, I Would never have any fun!" "Listening," "I'm a little hard You know, it's the end of the month." "I was just ... you are a good boy." "I'm saving." "Every fucking penny." "I know." "The Executive" "Do not get too rough now." "Thank you for the advice." "You have to have a Time for the girls!" "I always leave time for the girls." "But do not let them They arrest you, right?" "Do not worry about me, Dad." "Because that's what They all want," "No matter what they say." "I think I can handle it." "You know, you ..." "And I, we are very much alike." "Do we look?" "We were not born to be married." "Sometimes I look In the mirror and I say," "Jack Kinney, your Ass motherfucker," "You should never have Been a family man!" "So why you Did you marry Mom?" "Why I was born?" "Wow, you're a smart kid." "You mean you never knew?" ""What is it, my son?"" "My son!" "You stay!" "Come, take another Dose with your old man!" "Come, drink more." "Two more." "Everybody thinks that I became schizophrenic." "I've never been so Humiliated in my life!" "What are you doing?" "Deleting you." "How should I have it?" "Made to begin with." "I do not get one last chance?" "Think about the heap of sex that Got it by pretending to be me." "Get into my world." "You do not have a world." "You have a network." "In between." "It's all right." "But this is your last chance." "So with which Do you want to talk to them?" "He, the surfer." "How are you?" "What are you doing?" "He can not hear you." "You It does not exist here, remember?" "You have to talk to me." "Right." "Give your nick a certain power." "He'll want to know everything." "Ask him what he is wearing." "What are you wearing, man?" "Just a jock-strap." "If life were like the internet," "Half of Pittsburgh would be naked." "Question of what he likes." "What do you like?" "To hit one, to suck." "Only for beginners." "I could do that." "Tell him..." "I know what to say." "That's what you always say." "I'll throw you in bed and Take off your jock-strap" "With my teeth" "You're making me very excited." "So I would turn you around and give you Some slaps on that tight ass" "Until you beg me To fuck ... you." "You're leaving me with a lot of "crap."" "Very ... very "bad"?" "What does that mean?" "Sorry, I made a mistake." "I am With very "horny"." "Hey, Pitts, it's me." "Where have you been?" "My goodness, this is The "UseMeuBuraco27"." "I'll tell him to give you the out." "We're busy." "I still want to be the Your passive boy." "Give me the address." "I'll come in." "What?" "Nice." "Do you know what you did?" "Yes." "I set you up for a date." ""Thank you, Dave." "OK." "Great dinner, as usual." "I'll call you this week, dear." "Lovely?" "Good night, David." "Thank you good night." "OK." "Hey, do not clean it!" "It's the least I can do After the mess I made." "How could I know that Javier never told Ed" "Who was he at the White Party?" "Well, he knows now." "Geez, there you go mine Trip to Mykonos." "I'm an imbecile." "No, you are not." "I'm an asshole!" "Never I've been nowhere, REFERENCES 00:35:24,521 -- 00:35:26,523 I've never done anything ..." "And?" "I barely finished a semester" "Community college." "And?" "Like, I do not even know which fork to use!" "Michael, it does not matter!" "It matters to me." "Let's go." "I can not." "I have to go." "What?" ""I forgot my work clothes." "Michael!" "He's going to open that door," "Look at me and laugh," "Right in my face." "He liked you online." "Yes." "That's because he thought That I were you." "I'm the guy on the internet." "Who?" "Does not matter." "UseMeuBuraco27?" "Pitts18x6" "I guess I'm not what I expected." "Well, I was going to say the same thing." "Like, you can say that I'm not a big man." "I look like a passive Hungry submissive?" "Well, you deceived me for sure." "The way you are Begged to be dominated." "And the way you made me beg." "You are the most controlling guy." "With whom I have already spoken." "So what the hell are you doing?" "Doing standing in front of me?" "Get on your knees," "You little fagot." "Yes sir." "Emmett, you can not Continue to lose the key." "Hey, man." "Shit, did you go to see your father?" "Hey, stay here and take it." "A drink with your old man." "Right." "C'mon C'mon." "We miss the game." "Put your arms up." "Here we are." "We were 13 points ahead In the last 10 minutes." "That boy." "And the electric boys They fell, they could attack." "Do not tell me." "Now your pants." "That's it." "Tony Cattera wants to Retire next year," "And if it is, well you know ..." "Well, good for Tony." "Now go." "You should listen to him." ""How is my son successful?"" ""I'm kind of short on money."" ""It should never have been A family man. "" "This is old business." "Now go to sleep." "He never changes." "Not even his chatter." "Not even his life." "When will you learn?" "That's all he is." "That's all he can be." "You, I want to Hear you sing" "Everyone raises their hands." "What happened to you?" "You tell me." "How about you?" "I've been looking the same guy For the last three hours." "There you are." "How was it?" "This guy is on top of the world." "And I owe everything to you, man." "What do I have to Face it, man?" "Do not worry." "I will never delete you." "Delete?" "Deliver the drugs." "Close the hole." "Excuse." "Did you hear me," "Pussy." "I want you to go down the stairs," "And tell this guy that you Is looking all night" "To get on your knees" "And suck your dick." "What?" "Move yourself." "Move yourself." "Yes sir." "I had to do my assistant" "Go out there for your signature." "I need a pen." "Here's one." "No ink." "I have one." "On here." "Brian?" "What's it?" "Honey?" "I thought that you Had changed it." "I changed." "Maybe that new one Product is not good for him." "Well, I think we should continue." "I changed my mind." "Brian, please do not do this." "I will not sign." "We had an agreement." "That was before." "Gus did not exist yet." ""Us, I knew." "Brian," "You know how Important this is for us, after what Happened at the hospital." "I'm sorry." "That was wrong." "And it would also be to leave my son." "Is not that right, my son?" "Could you take a break?" "I'm still working on Paella." "I could use it myself." "Let's go." "Look, I wanted to talk." "With you ..." "Michael," "No, I want to talk to you ..." "I want..." "You first." "Go." "Look, I know I let you down." "No, I did." "I'm not an idiot and ..." "I'm an asshole." "I was insensitive." "I should have been More sensitive" "I do not get along with your friends." "I do not know if I can do it." "When two people live In separate places ..." "We are from worlds Totally different." "There is only one thing." "That we should do." "I know." "I agree." "There is no other choice." "Then that's it." "Ended up." "Ended up?" "What is it?" "I want you to come live with me."