"(SIGHS) I know I've lived a long life." "I might be greedy to want more." "You don't want to peg it, Dad - I get it." "I thought everybody being here would help." "And now you're worrying we're gonna send you to an early grave?" "(SIGHS)" "Oh...poor Daniel." "Just think - he practically brought himself up on his own." "How frightened he must have been at times." "How will I be able to forgive myself?" "The lad's fine, Dad." "He's resourceful, like all us Barlows." "I dare say it's been the making of him." "Hey, I've got an idea." "(DOOR OPENS)" "Apologise, Zeedan, please." "For what?" "Honestly, don't bother." "(SHOUTS) In the name of sanity, will you please apologise now?" "I'll get some water." "Thank you." "I can't take much more of this." "I thought finding out about your grandfather and Sonia's filthy little secret would be the worst thing that could happen to me, but seeing you at each others' throats..." "I'm just feisty - that's all." "We love each other." "A bit of shouting's not gonna change that." "I understand why you may not be able to forgive your sister just yet." "But Rana was only doing what she thought best for the family, for you." "I don't like people going behind my back - that's all." "Especially my wife." "And I don't like pig-headed men who wouldn't recognise common sense if it bit them on the backside." "Don't you think your family's been through enough, without you and your macho rubbish making things ten times worse?" "(SIGHS) Where are you going?" "Work." "I thought you had the afternoon off." "I've changed my mind." "(DOOR SLAMS)" "Do you know, I can't remember the last time" "I gave my kitchen cupboards a good clearing out." "The stuff, all past its sell-by." "I like to keep Dev's dry goods in strict rotation." "Anything I don't use before it expires I take to the homeless shelter." "Well, I hope they're grateful." "Always seems to be tins of pilchards." "The poor homeless must be sick of the sight of them." "Well, the twins can't bear them and Dev claims he's allergic." "Why do you keep buying them, then?" "Well, force of habit, I suppose." "Mother says pilchards once saved her life, so I've sort of a soft spot." "Pilchards?" "What did they do?" "See off an angry mob of sardines?" "(CHUCKLES) No, she was locked in a church hall a few years back, after a Scout jamboree." "Too long in the loo." "And when she finally emerged, she tripped in the dark and found herself trapped under a tombola overnight." "What has any of this got to do with pilchards?" "Oh, well, when she was hungry in the night, she'd have to reach up into the tombola and root around in the sawdust for a bit, until she found a tin, and then prise off the lid with her teeth." "Makes you proud to be British." "You know, even now, when she eats pilchards, she says she can almost feel like she's back under that tombola." "Why does she eat them, then?" "Have you not been listening?" "They saved her life." "Simpler times." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Simpler times, trapped under a tombola, eating pilchards (!" ")" "Well, excuse me for trying to tell a whimsical anecdote." "Bambi is whimsical." "This sounds like something Stephen King might come up with." "Will you stop telling me what to do?" "You are just like Mother." "(ANGRILY) It's her way or the high way!" "I..." "I'm sorry." "Don't be." "I'm like that with him at least three  times a day." "It's your round." "Er...yeah, well, I should be " "Jenny's looking after the shop." "Your round." "Why don't I get them?" "Maybe Norris could come over and give me a hand." "Yeah." "Anything I can do to help." "You know, I don't know why Mary's getting so upset." "I mean, it was us that had to listen to that ridiculous story." "Same again, Norris?" "Oh, er..." "Brian's getting them." "Of course he is." "Any more thoughts about the room?" "Well..." "I mentioned it to Sean, and he wasn't very happy about it." "In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if he moved out -  he was that insulted." "Oh, that's excellent news!" "'Ey." "Room for a little 'un?" "I'm not sure that the pub is what Dr Gaddas had in mind when she said 'take it easy'." "So, you'd rather be next door, would you?" "Point taken." "(CHUCKLES)" "Now, Ken, are you allowed a drink?" "(SIGHS) I think it's permissible." "Permissible?" "I think it's essential." "Mary, can I have a quick word?" "Certainly." "Thanks." "Well, that was a lovely service, Mum." "I suppose so." "How can a funeral be 'lovely' when someone's died?" "Andy..." "I always thought Phelan had something to do with Michael's death." "Look, I know that you're angry, but please  don't do anything daft." "Not today." "How am I supposed to explain this to the hire company?" "Dad's had a stroke." "I've just told you that I've been bringing myself up since my mother abandoned me, and you're banging on about some car that you've hired?" "Daniel's right." "You should be on the phone to them, instead of attacking him." "You've changed your tune." "Yeah." "Well, I do that once I know all the facts." "Is Dad still in the yard?" "Dad?" "He's probably taken the dog for a walk." "I don't blame him." "Beats sitting here listening to your sob story." "The dog's still there." "Where are you going?" "Getting out of this mad-house." "I'm sorry I came!" "Oh, Daniel, wait!" "It's just a hissy fit." "He'll be back." "Well, he'd better be." "Otherwise, Dad's gonna go mad.  (DOOR SLAMS)" "Thanks, Dev." "Sorry about all this." "You've got enough on your plate already." "Oh, that Sharif's such a hypocrite." "Always the first to disapprove of somebody else's behaviour." "Turns out he's an adulterer, a liar and a thief." "And I feel terrible having to ask Yasmeen for the money." "Sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do." "Listen..." "I'll swing by the shop later." "And thanks again." "'Ey." "Where do you think you're going?" "Home." "Home doesn't sound like much of a home to me, mate, to be honest." "Well, anything's better than the Spanish Inquisition over there." "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." "Python fan?" "Oh, yeah, definitely." "I'm surprised you got the reference." "Bit before your time." "So's Queen Victoria." "I've still heard of her." "So, you're just going to leave without saying goodbye to Dad?" "I'll call him later." "He's worried about you." "Now he knows everything about your mum." "You can't leave, mate." "Not like this." "I hope I'm not intruding." "Is Zeedan in?" "He's not." "Anything I can help with?" "No, no, it's fine." "No, he's just helping with a few issues." "It's the money, isn't it?" "Maybe." "Better come in." "Thank you." "So, erm...everything OK?" "No, not in the slightest." "But if you want to make an old woman extremely happy, you'll tell me you've not had your lunch yet and you're absolutely starving." "I've not had my lunch yet and I'm absolutely starving." "Hallelujah." "Don't feel embarrassed about coming round." "Sharif left you in the lurch, as well as his family." "Thank you." "Zeedan's wedding next week - things must be tight." "You could say that." "Yeah, I wish I could sweep this under the table,  but I've got bills to pay, and I feel I can put things on  hold for a few weeks,  at least until the wedding's over..." "Eat...and perhaps I can get a word in." "(CHUCKLES) Thank you." "Whatever you are owed by this family, you  will be paid." "And what about the wedding?" "As long as we have food, we'll be fine,  and we've always got food." "And you've got the Haq Mahr to be paid for, too?" "We'll manage." "So, how was the funeral?" "How do you think?" "I need to know what happened." "Well, I've told the police everything I know." "I just..." "I hate to think of him dying alone and scared like that." "Come on, lad." "Sit down." "You're obviously upset." "No shame in that." "Do you..." "Do you think this Vinny could have had something to do with it?" "I mean, from what I've heard, he was a proper villain." "You knew him." "I don't know, mate." "One thing I have learned  over the years is that the simplest explanation is usually the correct  one." "Yeah, but what was Michael doing there?" "And if he did suspect Vinny, how come you didn't?" "You knew him much better." "You were working with him every day." "Look, whatever happened between Michael and Vinny," "I think poor Michael's heart just gave up." "You know, he died a hero." "Trying to expose that crook." "You should be drinking him a toast, not torturing yourself like this." "Yeah." "I should erm..." "I should get back to the wake." "Tell Gail I'm thinking about her - yeah?" "Thanks, Pat." "Any time, kiddo." "Any time." "No, I hired it last Tuesday." "Barlow." "(DOOR OPENS)" "Barlow." "B-A..." "I thought you'd flounced off in a huff." "All right." "Shut it." "Daniel's as much a part of this family as you are." "I came back for my dad." "(BACK DOOR OPENS)" "There's no sign of him anywhere." "Do you think you might answer your phone, like a normal person?" "I didn't have it on me." "Well, where's Dad?" "Oh, NOW you wonder!" "You were supposed to go with him to the doctor's." "Oh, no..." "Can someone please find out where Granddad is?" "He's had a stroke." "We're meant to look after him." "All right." "I'm sorry, Amy." "He's fine." "He's next door." "He shouldn't be in the pub." "He's with Rita, so he'll be a damn sight more relaxed than he was here." "What do you mean by that, Peter?" "This is his home." "Not that you'd know it, with all the rowing." "So, the bottom line is, if we carry on like this, the stress is gonna kill him." "The doctor told him as much at the appointment you were supposed to be at." "Yeah, all right, Peter." "I feel bad enough as it is." "There's no point banging on about it." "Poor Dad." "Yeah." "Poor Dad." "His blood pressure's still way too high." "Dr Gaddas said another stroke could be fatal." "Oh, no." "I don't believe it." "Well, you might if you'd gone with him." "So, for once, we're gonna forget all our petty squabbles, and we're gonna act like a family." "We're all gonna pull together, and we're gonna put Dad first." "OK?" "Whether you lot like it or not." "Do you reckon it's time you were moving on?" "How do you mean?" "From Norris." "Find a flatmate your own age." "Or at least within 30 years of it." "But I like it there." "I mean, it's all boiled eggs in t'morning, and immaculate with the housekeeping." "Unlike Eileen, who'd neck my last Weetabix without so much as a by-your-leave." "Plus, he plays a mean game of dominoes, does Norris." "It's like Last Of The Summer Wine." "Can I help you?" "Er...about before..." "Look, Sean." "I didn't mean to insult you." "I mean, you're a very good lodger." "You'll never hear any complaints from me." "But you have, as they say, had a better offer?" "Oh, well..." "Erica overheard you talking before, to him." "Well, you see, we do live in a free-market economy." "(CLEARS THROAT) Well, whatever Brian is offering you, 'appen I'll offer, with an extra fiver on top." "Oh..." "So, they're charging poor Maria with this fake marriage, as well as a murder." "Why?" "That's like kicking someone in the backside, right before you blow their head off." "Poor Maria." "Poor Maria?" "We've just buried Michael." "Shouldn't we talk about him for five minutes, rather than gossip about how hard somebody else has got it?" "He doesn't mean that." "It's been tough for him today." "I know, love." "Is David OK?" "I think he could do with a cuddle, love." "On it." "How is it that a little lad who's been through what he has can just stay such a little sweetheart?" "Well, I think that's down to David and your mother, darling." "I think he's a lesson to us all." "I just wanted to see if he could shed any light on what happened." "No, I don't think he can, love." "I mean, he's lost more than everybody, thanks to Vinny." "Does anyone want another drink?" "No, ta." "We should be getting off." "How much did you lose on the flats, again?" "Was it 15 grand, too?" "Yeah." "Yeah, Bethany's really disappointed." "Yeah, she must be." "I'm sorry." "I wish you'd never got involved." "But, honestly, you've no idea how much Pat is  hating himself now." "Well, it's not his fault, is it?" "And with what's happened with Michael, it's just put things in perspective." "What a positive attitude." "(DULLY) Yeah." "Erm...where's Gary?" "Oh, he's got his first shift back at the gym, but I'm gonna see him later." "Are you all right to sit with Gran for a couple of hours?" "Erm...course." "Yeah." "Does anybody need a top-up?" "Not for me." "I'm gonna make a move." "Are you OK?" "Yeah, I was a bit shaky when we went into church." "Well, who wouldn't be, so soon after?" "Yeah." "I'm all right now, though." "At least I can look forward to you and your sprog stopping here for the next decade or so." "At least." "I'm...gonna get off now, Gail." "Thank you for coming." "Thanks for having me." "I really mean that." "I will not be gazumped like this!" "Er...excuse me!" "It was you that was gazumping in the first place." "I wish I still had my motor home - I would have made a fortune." "£80 a week, plus a take-away, on me, every Friday night." "Oh, last of the big spenders, eh (?" ")" "What constitutes a take-away?" "A bag of chips?" "Now, now, gentlemen." "Let's keep negotiations civil." "Never mind a take-away." "I will throw in a delicious, home-cooked, three-course dinner, with a soup starter and a Viennetta finish." "That is my final offer." "Look...you can both live at mine." "And where are YOU going to stay?" "Top-and-tail with Brian?" "Oh, thank you for that, Mary (!" ") That image will haunt me for weeks." "No, look." "Sean can stay where he is, in Emily's room, and Brian can have mine." "And where are YOU going?" "Well, at these prices, budged up by the piano in the  front room." "The round's on me. 'Ere." "Mind if I join you?" "Mind?" "I'd be tickled pink." "I'll get you a drink." "In a minute." "Rough day?" "Educational day." "You know, love, life's too short." "Don't push it." "Sorry." "Right." "You can get me that drink now." "Are you paying for all of them?" "Yes." "What, the whole round?" "Mmm." "And have one yourself." "Well, if I was wearing pearls, I'd be clutching them." "(LAUGHS)" "Oh, hi, Dad." "Listen." "I'm sorry about missing the appointment." "Oh, that's OK." "How's everything next door?" "Look, I don't mean to interrupt or owt, but could I borrow him for five minutes?" "Come on." "That's perfect." "I keep thinking I can hear the tinkle of his ice-cream van." "I used to joke with him" " I could hear him coming long before I saw him." "Think how much you'll be reminded of him in summer, with all the ice-cream vans around." "(EMOTIONALLY) Yeah." "Yeah, there is that." "Gail..." "What, love?" "What's this?" "A memory box." "For all your favourite memories." "Like Michael gave me, for my mum." "(CRYING)" "You didn't answer my calls." "I was working." "You could always send insulting texts, instead." "Still gets the point across." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, too." "I just wish you'd been honest and talked to me about Alya, instead of bringing her round like that." "I need you to respect my decisions." "I hope you can respect mine, too." "I need to know you're on my side with stuff like this." "Course I am." "I'm marrying you, aren't I?" "Ah!" "I didn't think you two love-birds could stay angry at each other for long." "Is the bathroom free?" "Help yourself." "Out of the fridge, please." "Your tea's in ten minutes." "You seem a lot calmer." "I've found a way to get the money for the Haq Mahr." "How?" "Don't you worry." "It's all in hand." "(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING) (DOOR CLOSING)" "Here he is." "Hey." "Hey, Dad." "Hi, Granddad." "Tea's ready." "I think I'm in the wrong house." "Come on." "Sit yourself down." "About time you took charge." "We wanted to apologise." "For being pains in the backside  and missing your doctor's appointment." "Er...not guilty, on both counts." "Yeah, there's gonna be a few changes around here." "Yeah." "For starters, I'll get Mary to cover more of the shifts in the shop, and then  I can spend more time with you." "Ah." "And what's the GOOD news (?" ") (CHUCKLES)" "Will you be nice, please?" "We want your life to be more stress-free, so Daniel and Adam are going to move into Dev's flat above the shop." "We'll be around to help." "But not so much that you want to kill us." "True." "Ah." "So, you're sticking around?" "For now." "I've never done this before." "What, have lasagne?" "Sit down to a meal as part of a big family, like this." "Well, it gets really old, really quick - trust me." "We're delighted you're here." "Yeah..." "listen." "I'm sorry I was a massive cow before." "Which also gets really old, really quick.  (LAUGHTER)" "(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)" "Sorry." "I've just got to sort out this car business." "Yes, this is Adam Barlow." "Sorry, mate." "The family were listening." "So, you've sold it?" "That's even more than we thought." "Fantastic!" "I've contacted the hire company, but I can delay things until you know that the car's out of the country." "With new plates, they'll never trace it." "(CHUCKLES) Sweet." "See you tomorrow." "And don't forget my half of the cash." "(LAUGHS)" "subtitles by Deluxe"