"Come on, Carine." "Carine!" "We've been talking about it for three days." "It is our great pleasure to introduce a show which everyone is invited to participate in." "The performers and clowns are you and I, all gathered here round the stage for "Parade"." "Here." "Thank you." "Broadcasting live from the municipal stadium on day 18 of the French football championship." "It is 2.34 pm and the home team is already hard at work." "Requefet passes to Asta who heads for the touchline." "Is he going to shoot?" "He shoots." "The ball went 50 cm wide to the left of the goalie, to the right of the goal post looking from the south-west, just behind my mike." "Quick throw-in." "The defence is already struggling." "Time for some action from the goalie." "And now for a rematch in the middleweight class with Keith Sullivan pitted against his challenger, Rocky Mangini." "Continuity." "Coming to you live from Roland Garros." "To the left of my mike is Schmidt and to the right is Darson." "A forehand from Darson." "A backhand from Schmidt." "A backhand from Darson." "A forehand from Schmidt." "A forehand from Darson." "A backhand from Schmidt." "Any listeners who have just tuned in to this commentary, let me remind you that play started more than 2 hours 50 minutes ago and the crowd are as enthusiastic as ever about a backhand from Darson and a forehand from Schmidt." "A forehand from Darson." "A backhand from Schmidt." "A forehand from Darson." "A backhand from Schmidt." "A forehand from Darson." "Darson." "Remember that in 1900 tennis was played using a very different technique." "Watch this backhand from my grandfather and this forehand from my grandmother." "1900." "Over there." "And now, ladies and gentlemen, we present" "Karl Kossmayer's comedy breaking-in act." "We need five or six volunteers to try and mount the mule." " Come on, all you sporty men." " Sit down properly." "Roll up, roll up." "Like that." "Are you all right?" "Who's going to be first?" "This way, please, sir." "Come on, come on." "We still need a few more handsome riders." "Here come the good sports." "That's three already." "Four." "Girls who like riding are welcome, too." "Just a few more brave members of the audience and we can start." "Right, who wants to be first?" "You?" "Be my guest, sir." "The ring is all yours." "No, it's not yellow." "It's orange." "See?" "Give that to me." "How do we do this?" "Not bad." "There you go." "Chocolate, chocolate ices." "Get your toffees here." "What's that man doing, Mummy?" "Is he going to swallow it?" "Come on." "George!" "George?" "Chocolate, chocolate ices." "Chocolate, chocolate ices." "Get your programmes here." "Let's go to the bar." "They've got champagne." "And a fruit juice." "Chocolate, chocolate ices." "Chocolate, sir, or vanilla?" "There you go, sir." "Ice cream, lovely ice cream." "Get your programmes here." "It's good." "Aren't you having one?" "I really enjoyed the first half, especially the jugglers." "Did you want an ice cream?" "The mule, I must admit, was extremely good." "It was very well paced." "It was very good indeed." "It makes a change." "Get your programme here." "Here comes the police." "You..." "Tennis..." "Good!" "Good." "Show me how you direct the traffic." "Go on." "No, no, no." "You'll have to put more into it than that." "Do you mind?" "I'm going to show you an English policeman." "London." " A French policeman." " A Parisian." "A French policeman?" "OK." "Yes, a South American." "Get your programme here." "After that interval, set designers," "please introduce the group," "Circus Bang." "Jon Lander on guitar." "Jan Carlsson on drums." "Cory Laguerber on bass." "Quiet, please, for the announcement that with us in the audience today is the great singer, Pia Colombo." "Over to you." "Spinning carousels" "Dancing colours" "Here in a procession" "Are the clowns and jugglers..." "When the lights go down" "The wonderful world" "Of all the performers" "Comes to life before your eyes" "Spinning carousels" "Swirling colours" "Here in a procession" "Are the clowns and jugglers" "All the musicians" "In the orchestra pit" "Dressed in silk" "Here comes the show" "I'd like to know who the conductor is." "I can't believe it." "Go back to your seats." "When did we get the score?" "We don't even know who's conducting the orchestra." "Sorry about that little mishap." "The show will now go on." "Come on." "Are you kidding?" "Give it to me." "Thank you." "No age, no age for rhythm" "There's no age for rhythm" "There's no age for rhythm" "There's no age for rhythm" "No age for rhythm" "No age" "There's no age for rhythm" "Spinning carousels" "In the children's eyes" "There is wonder" "In the lovers'eyes" "There is sunshine" "Glittering lights" "Tumbling acrobats" "From the ground below" "Watch the splendours" "Colours and music" "What a crazy masquerade" "What a fantastic world" "Here comes the show" "All the musicians" "In the orchestra pit" "Dressed in silk" "Here comes the show" "Colours and music" "What a crazy masquerade" "What a fantastic world" "Here comes the show" " Are you looking for something?" " A comb." "Nothing here?" "I had it earlier." "There's paint all over."