"Timing and Subtitles Brought To You By The Loverbirds Team @ Viki" "TheDramaAboutInnocentCohabitation ~ The Lover ~ (Editor's note: word play - lover can also mean raunchy in Korean)  1-2" "I'mcomingout!" "Who are you?" "I'm here to check on the people living in this apartment." "Two people are living here, right?" " Yes." " What is your relation with the man..." "Are you guys a married couple?" "We are not a married couple." " You guys were siblings, then." " We aren't siblings either." " Father and daughter?" " No." " Then what is your relation with him?" "  Honey, hurry up!" "I'm not wearing anything." "Damn it." "The drama about innocent cohabitation The Lover" "Thisisthe24hoursoffourcouples livinginoneapartment." "In2015,thereisa shabbyapartmentintheoutskirtsofSeoul." "Fourextremelymismatchedcouplesareshackingupbeforemarriage intheold building." "Acouplewhohas beenaround,OhDoSiandRyuDu Ri." "JoonandManGoo couplehasa twelveyearagegap." "Shackingupbeginners,freshlovers,HwanJongandSeoulEun ." "Finally, dangerous bromance, Tayuka and Joon Jae!" "Today,whatwillhappentothem?" "Let's gototheRoom 609 ." "Aftera fight,we leftthe store." "Room609:" "Fiveyearsdating,twoyearslivingtogether ." "Because Do Si, who lived in the countryside, and Du Ri, who lived alone, went back and forth to visit each other, they began naturally living together to save money for things like food and gas." "They decided to live together instead of getting married because of their unclear future." "Oh Do Si (35) Not that famous voice actor for nine years who will do anything for money." "RyuDuRi (31) Internet reporter, product review blogger." "Ijustdecidedtolook from faraway." "What is she saying?" "It's amazing." "Stop smoking." "Amanputthe dog ona parkedtruck ." "Wefollowedthistruck." "Thetruckarrivedina farm inwhich dogsareraisedasfood." "I heard dogs will not come out if I just do this." "Theycan'tbe captured." "Let go." "Seriously!" " Are you crazy?" "So disgusting." " You liked it, right?" "What do you mean?" "Why did you slobber on me, so disgustingly?" " So disgusting." " You actually liked it." "Seriously!" "Stop!" "Let go!" "Let go!" "You are crazy." "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "You're such a fool." "Why are you hitting me?" "You don't even let me kiss you." "If you want to kiss, you should have made some sort of suitable atmosphere." "What are you doing?" "So disgusting." "What should I make?" "Come here, you rascal." "Do you not understand?" "I told you to stop fooling around." "Do you not understand what I'm saying?" " Ow!" " Stop tensing up." " Ow!" " Are you going to keep fooling around?" " Please go lightly." " Stay still!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Stop overreacting." "Give it to me." "Give it." "You dummy." "Not this but your hand." "Oh, hand?" "Wet Eyeball" " The Freaks Album 1, "Yes, Do Not Do Anything"" "Isn't it nice holding hands like this?" "Yeah." "I like other things, but sometimes, I just like holding hands." "Right?" "I like holding hands the most." "♫  When you look for me  ♫" "Sit comfortably." "I'm comfortable right now." "♫  When you smile at me  ♫" "Are you in pain?" "Yeah." "♫  There are tears in my eyeball ♫" "♫  It seeps in naturally  ♫" "Room610 Dated for two years, have lived together for one year." "Hisfrontallobe, whichI didn'tknowaboutbeforelivingtogether..." "Room610,datedtwo years,livedtogetherforayear." "A couple with a twelve year age gap." "Guitarist Young Joon is considered more jobless than a singer,  soheliveswithJinNye,whohas ahouseand acar." "Ofcousre,they arelivingtogetherbecausetheylove eachother." "ChoiJinNye(33 ) Owns a shop which sells banchan (side dishes)" "They are doing that again?" "You left me." "Young Joon, you're home?" "JungYoungJoon(21 ) The guitarist of a non-famous band" "You are watching that again?" "Yeah." "The people living downstairs are going to come up to complain." "It's okay." "Look at me, look at me, look at me!" "Look at me, look at me!" " Hello?" " It's the security guard." "Thepeopledownstairsare complainingthat youaretooloud." "I'm sorry." "My grandmother is a bit fat." "Yes, I'll let her know." "I'm sorry." "I told you that the people living downstairs are going to say something." "Hey!" "But why did you call me fat?" "I said that?" "Well..." "That's why." "How am I fat?" "It's because you're so stick-like!" "It's because you are fatter than me." "You are so annoying." "That crazy rascal." "Man Goo!" "So annoying." "Noona!" "I 'mreallysorry." "I'msorry." "Such a cute rascal." "TomyGrandma,whomIlove." "Iwasabit thoughtless." "ForgetaboutwhatIsaid ." "Iwilltrytochangenow." "Lookoutforme,whowillbecomea betterperson." "YoungJoon,whoonlyhasManGoo." "When was he this stupid?" "Isometimescry..." "ThefactthatIcancrywhilescreamingisagoodthing( spellingerror)." "Iliketears(spellingerror)."IDon 't KnowManyThings"" "BlueSky" "Ilikemyself,who can cry withmyheart insteadofmyhead." "TheAnd..." "What bullcrap." "♫  I don't want to know ♫" "♫  I don't know what is going to happen tomorrow  ♫" "Room 709:" "Solitary Man He used to live with his parents, but after they were appointed overseas, he's been alone for 2 years in this apartment." "His one and only asset is this monthly rent APT, and he barely makes a living by some part-time job." "Hello?" " Oh, hello?" "This is the apartment manager Sung Min Jae." " You put up a post on a Peter-pan?" "Thatyouwantaquietroommate." "Ah, yes." " Someone just came to see the room today." " Should I go now, or no?" "Please, come." "Yes." "Already?" "Apartment Manager (meddlesome) Sung Min Jae (age unknown)" "You scared me." "What's there to be scared of?" "Open the door quickly." "Here, here." "Hello, I'm Takuya." "I came here by Peter-pan." "Thank you (in Japanese)." "Are you perhaps Japanese?" "Yes." "I'm traveling around the world right now." "This is the last course." "Yeah~ then.. you'll be able to pay for the late rent fees now?" "You still haven't paid for 3 months." " For now, come in." " Okay." "Take care." "W..wait..." "Traveler Takuya (21)" "Sofa!" "Tissue!" "Underwear!" "Good!" "I like this place." "Can I just live here for 3 months for now?" "I'll decide on staying here longer after living here for awhile." "I wanted a roommate for a short period..." "This is the 3 months payment." "It looked like you didn't pay for the rent for 3 months." "Well, if you like it here then..." "Thank you!" "Let's get along." "Your name?" "It's Joon Jae." "Lee Joon Jae." "Mr. Lee Joon Jae!" "Nice to meet you!" "Yes." "Room 609 The thing that I didn't know before living together..." "Room 609 The thing that I didn't know before living together..." "Man's pride" "Room 609: 5 years of dating and 2 years of living together" "Oh Do." "Oh Do, come here." "Why?" "Did Dispatch release a piece of news?" "No, not that." "Look at this." "It says, "According to one of Japan's household item businesses, when a man urinates while standing up, the urine can splatter within a 40 to 50 cm radius and if he goes to the toilet for 7 times a day, a total of 2,300 drops of urine" "splatters out of the toilet."" "Awesome, isn't it?" "It's not a big deal." "Mine might splatter even more." "Why?" " Since I have my height." "Where is your height?" "I'm above average." "Since I have my height when it drops it will splatter even more." "No wonder it smelled so terrible by the toilet." "I couldn't smell anything." "It's because it's your urine!" "What's the big deal?" "You're not going to die from it." "It's not a matter of dying." "Look at this." "It says, "Germany has a high population of men who urinate sitting down, and even in Japan, about 40% of them do it while sitting down."" "Do it while sitting down." " No." "Or else, you do some bathroom cleaning once a day." "I said I don't want to." "Are you going to take responsibility when mine gets smaller?" "How can it get even smaller than now?" "Anyway, you choose between cleaning the bathroom or doing it while sitting down." "I said I don't want to." "Do it while sitting down!" "Aiyoo, my Oh Do." "Oh Do." "You are doing as I said and sitting down like this?" "Aw, good boy." "What is this?" "I was just going to pee but..." "Are you pooping?" "This crazy bastard!" "Aish, how dirty!" "Seriously!" " Hey!" "I told you to just pee, but why are you pooping too?" "How should I know!" "If I do this next time," "I think... the poop will come out too!" "Should I just pee while standing up next time?" "I don't know!" "Just do whatever you want!" "Yes." "What is this?" "Did I only fart?" "I thought I pooped, but I guess I only farted." "Room 610 The thing that I didn't know before living together..." "Room 610 The thing that I didn't know before living together..." "My man's exercise technique" "What is all this?" "Room 610: 2 years of dating, 1 year of living together Ta-da!" "I'm going to come out in Dream-team show this time." "So I borrowed it to get some muscles." "Do you think it will work so suddenly?" "You have to do it constantly." "Don't you think I can win if I exercise freaking hard from today?" "Look how I'm doing!" "They are all dead!" "What's come up with you?" "You were almost allergic to exercise." "How amazing." "What the heck?" "What's up with that kind of exercising?" "He's not even a woman." "I think I overdid it from the first day." "What the... it's only been 10 minutes and you are already tired?" "Don't bullshit me." "What do you mean 10 minutes?" "It feels like it's been 1000 years." "Ah.." "I think doing 'that' with you will be more of an exercise than this." "Aw, hey." "Huh?" "It seems like your chest became bigger!" "What do mean?" "How can man's chest become bigger?" "No.. it really does feel like it's become... what is this?" "Did you wear something?" "Man Goo's bra." "I borrowed it since there's so much sweat when I do exercise." " Hey, why are you wearing this?" "Hurry, take it off." " I don't want to." "Why would a man wear this?" "Take it off quickly!" " It's hideous!" "Just take it off!" " No!" "I want it." " Take it off!" " I don't want to." "Don't take it off." " Hey!" "Why do you wear this?" " No!" "Don't!" "Are you crazy?" "Hello?" "What?" "It's cancelled?" "What are you saying?" "All right." "What is it?" "The schedule is cancelled?" "He said it's cancelled." "That bastard!" "Being a newbie is so difficult." "I even took some nutrition pill." "You took a nutrition pill?" "Yeah." "My manager gave it to me to do well." "I'm just going to go poop." "Wait." "Let me see that pill." "Was it here?" "Here you go." "Estron Premium Gold?" ""For women who need to take care of their menopause period from decreasing estrogen..."" "What the..." "This is an estrogen pill!" " That crazy punk." "He shoved it in so much." " Ah!" " Man Goo!" "I'm bleeding!" "My dick is bleeding!" "I think there's something f**king wrong with me." "Right?" "It's bleeding!" "Oh god." "So.. who... told you.. to take those pills!" "Hey!" "This is a hemorrhoid!" "I'm going to kill that manager bastard when I see him!" "APT 709." "Something you didn't realize until you lived together..." "Their size." "We have a washing machine." "Do you want to do the laundry?" "No, you're busy." "I'm not though..." "If we do it together, it'll end faster and that's better." "My underwear." "Ugh." "I should really wash this." "Then, I'll organize this." "Really?" "Thank you." "You have quite a lot of these kinds of clothes." " Ah, yes." "Jaji ("jersey" in Japanese, but sounds like "dick" in Korean)?" " Pardon?" "What did they say it was in Korean?" "Anyway, I like jajis (jersey/dicks)." "Because they're comfortable." "You like jajis (jersey/dicks) too, right?" "Ah... jaji (jersey)..." ""Jaji (Jersey)" A type of workout clothing that is stretchy." "Yeh, I like jaji." " Really?" " Yes." "Let's do it together." "Do you have jaji (jersey/dick) as well?" "Yeah, I do." "Are yours big?" "I like big (sized) ones." "Me too!" "We're the same." "It's bleh if it's small." "But these jajis don't look big." "Really?" "I think my jaji is bigger." "Show me yours too!" "Sure, I'll show you later." " Really?" " Yes, yes." "609" "What's up with you?" "It's not usual for you to help me." "I'm not helping you." "This is my job." "Ta-da!" " Isn't it pretty?" " Are you having fun?" "I wonder who was the first person to make this." "What are you doing?" "That's so dirty!" "What about it?" "It's a sheep head!" "That must be Sung Gyun." "Geez, he got here so damn quickly." "Ryu Sung Gyun (27)." "Believer of abstaining from premarital sex." "Sung Gyun's here." "Oh, you're here." "What is this?" "He was just playing around." "Put it away." "It was troublesome getting here, right?" "Do you guys play around like this all the time?" "I said he was just playing around." "How obscene!" "No wonder you guys are living together." "Hey, what does living together have to do with being obscene?" "See, look at that!" "I told you not to wear those things!" "Your butt hole peeks through!" "That's mine." "Shut your mouth." "Hurry up and bring this over here." "Come here." "You're on birth control, right?" "You're too little to say such things." "I can tell with one glance that he's f*cking unable to control his ejaculation." "You should be careful." "I told you to shut up." "When are you guys going to get married?" "How could an unmarried couple live together?" "You embarrass me." "Why would you be embarrassed?" "Noona, you should come to your senses." "If you guys break up, do you think he'd bat an eye?" "He'd be quick to get another girlfriend and get married as if nothing happened." "Anyway, I hate to think that bastard... would grope my innocent sister all over" "Ah, I really don't want to think about it." "Why would you think about it, you bastard." "That bastard and you doing it every night..." "I hate it." "I think there's a misunderstanding." "We don't do it all the time like you think." "Honestly, living together is... only possible if you love each other." "So if you don't love each other, you can't do that..." "Have you ever loved someone?" "Noona, take a bite of this anchovy dish." "It should taste great." "Mmm, you're right." "It's salty and good." "Should I make a bowl of rice?" "Either hurry up and get married, or if you don't have marriage in mind, break up with him immediately." "Got it?" "Focus on getting a job, you unemployed bastard." "I'm going to see if I make it onto "Superstar K" (singing audition)." "Superstar K?" "Hey, you've tried out for 7 years!" "A talent-less bastard like you shouldn't be auditioning!" "You're making the writers of that show tired!" "It's because I don't have a compelling story." "Noona, can you tell a lie that he has leukemia and that you're taking care of him?" "Hey, do you think that would work?" "He's a bastard" " I mean, boyfriend, who doesn't even get a cold in the winter." " Oh, you scared me." " Thank you." "What is this?" "Go out to dinner with some friends." "I'll be going now, so for Hyungnim, cook some of this meat." " Anchovies as well." " Anchovies as well." "Mom said that it tastes better when cooked immediately." "Hyungnim, goodbye." "Sure, go back safely." "Ah, that f*cking bastard." "What should I do with him?" "It's salty and delicious." "I know, right?" "Ah, but where did you get that money?" "You don't have any." "I took a few bills from your wallet." "♫ How to love, how to love ♫" "♫ How to love, How to love, How to love  ♫" "Just stay like that for a little bit." "Ahhh." "♫ How to love, How to love ♫" "It's delicious." "Herpreference,whichIdidn 'tknow aboutbeforeliving together..." "I heard eating mussels improves your memory." "Would it even help that ignorant fool become smarter?" "Did you wash up?" "I'll go wash up later." "What did you say your schedule was for tomorrow?" ""I like (spelling error) Yongjoon the best."" " Dance practice." " You're a guitarist so why dancing?" "I don't know, they said I need to know how to do everything so they're making me dance as well." "Should I show you?" "Just take the guitar- and do this." "Are you having fun?" "Should I quiz you on something funny?" "You take a big stick inside your mouth and go back and forth with it." "You end up spitting something white." "Guess what that is?" "It's brushing your teeth!" "You were thinking wrong, right?" "Is this fun to you?" "I don't like it." "You're saying this isn't funny?" "Brushing your teeth." "It's white." " Ta-da!" " Wow." "You worked hard." "But, doesn't this look like poop?" "It looks like what I pooped out when I ate lots of spicy foods." "Ah, seriously." "We're eating." "This is my poop." "And this is Man Goo's poop!" "Is poop that fun?" "Is it not?" "Girls don't like it!" "I didn't know." "I'm sorry." "I was joking." "All right." "Here, eat." "Eat a lot!" "Ah, stop." "But- doesn't that look like" "Ya!" "What does it look like?" "Since the mouth keeps opening, closing, opening, and closing, does your heart shake?" "Huh?" "Where do you think you're looking?" "This bastard just fantasized about it...did it make you excited, huh?" "Doesn't it look like----?" "Probably tastes good?" "Why are you so fond of these little things so much?" "Your jokes are not even funny." "Yours doesn't feel anything." "Do you think you were doing well?" "You think you're really good since I keep pretending to like it?" "You didn't feel anything?" "No f**king feelings." "You said you liked it all..." "What kind of @#$%!" "*" "Noona did." "Room 609" "Pick out my white hairs for me." "Since it's an article that has to come out tomorrow, i have to write it quickly today." "Pick out my white hairs..." "Ah, I understand." "I'm going crazy." "Let's see." "Is it because of your age?" "Why did your hair start getting white?" "It's because I received a lot of stress." "But you don't have a job?" "I'm receiving a lot of stress, because I don't have a job." "These bastards..." "What time do they think it is for them to be doing this?" "How do you know they are bastards?" "It's because, while I was going up, I saw the two of them." "They look f**king good." "They look better than me?" "Who are you comparing yourself with?" "You're just a squid." "These bastards are just..." "Between two men, are they doing "that"?" "If they like each other, they can do that." "It's not that it's loud, it's just that it's dirty." "Listen to it." "The sound is like... pounding at each other." "The sound's dirty." "Tell them to be quiet then." " Me?" " Who else?" "I'll go." "Okay, then I'm going to go fix them up." "Excuse me!" "I came from downstairs." "Excuse me!" "Yes, one moment!" "Who is it?" "What is it?" "Actually I" "I'm a resident in room 609 down stairs and..." "Joon Jae, is something wrong?" "I was giving out some rice cakes in this apartment, and I was out of it so..." "You like rice cakes, right?" "Rice cakes." "The rice cakes you eat." "Yes." "Is there another kind of dduk (rice cake) other than the one you eat?" "So you're not a person from our country." "Th-that..." "You eat too and..." "You also pound... on it.. too..." "You should visit Insadong with this friend of yours." "Yes." "Did you talk out with them well?" "Yeah." "Good job." "If only I drank that milk my mom brought for me, I would have been over them." "I feel so f*cked." "What?" "You want some milk?" "We don't have any milk." "♫It'ssad,Itissad♫" "Where did I put it?" "I thought I had it out." "Let's just sleep already." "I'm certain I had it out." "What are you looking for?" "Sleeping socks." "Ah, what is this?" "Oh, so that's where it was." "I seriously couldn't find it." "What is it?" "Last time my fans gave it to me." "Ta-da!" "Aren't these condoms?" "To be continued." "Don't change channels." "What is this?" "Oh, so that's where it was." "I seriously couldn't find it." "What is it?" "Last time my fans gave it to me." "Ta-da!" "Aren't these condoms?" "Do fans these days give these kinds of things?" " I don't know." "I guess I look like I will be good at doing this." " Aw, hey." "Wow!" "What's this?" "That has a scent." "Noona, what kind of scent do you want?" "Ooh, hey~" "And this?" "What about this?" "Ah... this has some kind of anesthesia substance to it." "It makes your time longer." "I don't think I'll be needing this." "Hey!" "It hurts." "It hurts!" "And this?" "This?" "Oh!" "It's the glow in the dark condom!" " Woah." " I really wanted to use this." "What to do?" "Noonim, how about right now?" "So sudden!" "I don't know." "I don't know, I don't know!" " Oh?" " Oh?" "It must be a blackout." "It's okay." "I was turned on since before." "Ah, it tickles!" "Wait, wait!" "Wait a minute!" "Why?" "My earring fell off." "It's okay." "I'll buy you another one." "Wait a minute." "It's expensive." "Last time we lost it like this and couldn't find it." "Either way it's a blackout, how are you going to find it?" "I see it!" "I see it!" "Hurry." "Find it!" "Hey, three o'clock direction." "No, 12 o'clock." "Find it." "Hold on." "Aish, what's wrong?" "Hey." "Put more work into it!" "I can't see." "Hold on, hold on." "What are you doing?" "I see it, I see it!" "Find it already!" "W-wait." "Straighten it up more!" "No." " I can't see!" " No!" " No!" "No!" " What?" "Take The Air (Dear Cloud)" "♫ Don't disappear, please ♫" "Did you finish already?" "Yeah." "♫Ifpaincan beweighted,Iwouldtakesomeforyou♫" "Something you didn't know before living together..." "A man's habits." "But, Korea seems really great." "The people are really nice and friendly." "I was a bit worried about coming to Korea." "That there aren't any good people in Korea." "I've lived in Japan, so I wondered how Korean people were like." "Have you ever been abroad?" "I went to..." "Where was it... around Europe." "I went to many places." "You haven't traveled, Joon Jae?" "I also like traveling, but..." "Really?" "Where did you go?" "I went to Japan too." "You've been abroad?" "Where in Japan?" "Japan..." "But, you know how my name is Takuya?" "People in Korea keep calling me Takoya." "You see, Tako means octopus." "Since they called me octopus, I kind of felt upset." "Ah, sorry (in Japanese)." "I'm sorry." "It's okay." "Oh, my underwear." "Ah, by the way, Joon Jae..." "Where should i sleep?" "I only have my bed..." "What should we do, I can't fall asleep on the floor..." "When I looked earlier, your bed seemed quite large." "Can I just sleep there for the night?" "What are you doing right now?" "Because I was really cold..." "I'll sleep by the window then." "You don't have to do that though.." "It feels nice~ ( in japanese )" "♬Firstnight,firstnight,thetwo'sfirstnight♬" "Let's eat!" "Apt 510." "Dating for 3 months." "Living together for 17 days." "Moved in together with marriage in mind." "Met via friends, and got engaged after dating for only 3 months." "Park Hwan Jong (32)." "Unpopular part-time lecturer at a testing prep center." "Ha Seol Eun (28)." "Says that she's getting ready for a start-up." "Temporary living arrangement until their home finishes construction." "Use honorifics to respect each other." "Hwan Jong, I'll pour you some." "Here you go." "Oh, bean sprouts." "This one's for Seol Eun." "Looks good!" "Um, Seol Eun..." "Yes?" "Last time when we went to eat shabu-shabu," "I was thinking whether I should say this or not..." "About what?" "At that time, you only gave me vegetables and you ate all the meat." "I did?" "Just now as well!" "Take a look..." "This looks like the bowl of a vegetarian, doesn't it?" "Oh, I'm not sure why that happened." "Hwan Jong, I didn't do it on purpose." "I didn't want to be petty about food either, but..." "What now?" "Are you saying that I'm doing it on purpose so that I could eat all the yummy stuff?" "I'm not sure about that, but after living with you for a while, I noticed that you're really into food." "Last time when we ate chinese noodles with sweet fried pork combo, you didn't eat yours and just went after the pork." "There were four fried dumplings, but you ate three and I only ate one." "If I didn't speak up, you would have eaten all four." "Fine!" "Sure, I put more sausages in my bowl!" "Are you feeling stingy about it?" "Don't you think that eating six meals a day is a bit too much?" "Earlier, you said you craved sweet stuff, so you ordered honey chicken combo." "Early in the morning, you ate kimchi fried rice by yourself and washed the dishes afterwards." "I know all about it!" "You stuffed away containers that had chicken feet and three empty bottles of beer." "I saw how you emptied every last drop and hid it away." "So what?" "Are you saying that you don't like me, because I'm a pig?" "No, I wasn't talking about a pig..." " Are you saying I'm a pig?" " No no, you're not a pig." "It's not good for your health and you get bloated, so..." "So I'm a bloated pig?" "No no..." "It's unhealthy for you." "I'm just concerned about your health..." "So I'm an unhealthy pig?" "So petty!" "I'm not going to eat late-night snacks anymore!" "Ah..." "It doesn't fill me up if I don't eat rice." "Seol Eun, are you there?" "You weren't beside me, so..." "What are you doing here?" "Are you upset over what I said earlier?" "Seol Eun, I'm sorry." "Pick your head up, Seol Eun." "Seol Eun, look at me." "Seol Eun, get up and look at my face." "Seol Eun!" " Seol Eun, are you crying?" "Are you crying?" " Sob..." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Don't cry Seol Eun." "I'm sorry." "Eat everything you want." "Pizza, dumplings..." "Hold your head up and look at my face." "Look at me for just once!" "Why are you crying?" "Stop crying... please!" "Lift your head up, Seol Eun!" "Stop crying!" " I'm sorry." "Let me see your face..." " Sob, sob." "Happy birthday again, babe." "What are you doing?" "Hurry up and give me my present." "Present..." "I was going to give you one, but remember my voice-over gig last month?" "I didn't get paid for that yet." "So are you saying that there's no present?" "You shouldn't take it that way." "It didn't cost money, but I prepared a special present just for you." "What is that?" "Sex... the way you like it." "It's supposed to be MY birthday present." "It's not supposed to be for your pleasure." "What do you mean?" "It's for YOUR pleasure." "A special present, just for you." "There must be something that you wanted to try, but didn't get the chance to put it to action." "Things you imagined, but made you shy and embarrassed." "Tell me all about those things." "I'll make it come true today." "Let me see..." "What could they be..." "Let me think for a moment." "You're not going to ask me to pee or poop, right?" "Nah..." "Don't get me wrong and just hear me out." "Hey, you know I'm f*cking cool, right?" "Say it already!" "Tell me everything!" "The wilder, the better!" "What do you want me to do?" "Spit?" "Can you cuss at me?" "Cuss?" "Cuss me out." "But you get mad when you get cussed at." "Nah, that's different from this." "Ah, really?" "Are there a lot of women like you?" "I'm sure there are a quite a few, but they don't speak out." "Because they're worried that people might misunderstand them?" "Okay, that's perfect." "What's the best talent I have?" "It's saying dirty things." "Close your eyes~" "Just a moment..." "Cuss me out." "You nasty woman." "You unlucky nasty b*tch." "Ah, that made you mad." "That must've made you mad." "You're mad, right?" "Should we not do this?" "That's why I asked you earlier if I could do this!" "You said I could!" "You can, but... it's not offensive enough." "What was that?" "You want something stronger?" "You want me to mean it?" "I get exactly what you mean now." "Close your eyes and lay down." "*****!" "*****!" "Ah!" "... *****!" "Are you crazy?" "Is this still not strong enough?" "Why would you curse about my mom?" "!" "You said you wanted something stronger!" "Even so, there's a line you shouldn't cross!" "Why would you bring my family into this?" "!" "Are you incapable of knowing the difference between pee and poop?" "!" "(Are you incapable of knowing what's acceptable and what's not?" "!" ") Get lost!" "Instead of talking **** about your mom, should I have cussed about your father being gay?" "Happy birthday." ""Let's walk"" " Lucid Fall 4th album" " Les Miserables ♫ Let's walk ♫" "♫ Take me with you, as promised ♫" "♫ Don't be in a hurry ♫" "What are you doing?" "I can't do it anymore." "[LONG TIME] "Condom that extends your time!" ♫ and like this, take me with you ♫" "♫ When the world turns dark ♫" "Are you still crying?" "Why are you crying again?" "♫ When you're trembling in fear ♫" "♫ When no one's in sight ♫" "♫ Just follow the sound of my heart ♫" "♫ and let's walk, let's walk ♫" "The Lover_EP01." "Fine, let's not do anything." "THE AND." "Tits tits tits!" "I'll crush all the women in Korea!" "Your tits are the best!" " Kiseki (japanese, but sounds similar to "kaeseki" - bastard)." " Ah, where did that one go?" "I can't be pushed over by looks!" "You look so funny." "There's no such thing as men's and women's!" "Everything's unisex nowadays!" " Oral sex." " Say "ahh."" " Aww..." "Throw it away!"