"Tomorrow is today only tomorrow." "Slawomir Mrozek, 1981." "Unauthorized personnel are requested to leave the first security zone." "I repeat, unauthorized personnel are requested to leave the first security zone." "Were going inside." "You can relax security." "That's a bad omen." "No... sometimes it just cracks..." "internal pressure..." "Let's go, or the bad luck will fall on us." "Ladies and gentlemen." "A new day has begun, August 9th, 1991." "I urge you to remember this day, as it will, no doubt, go down in the history of the human race." "And here is the man who invented immortality, the Nobel Laureate, Professor Dr. Victor Kuppelweiser." "Welcome to our studio, Professor." "Immortality might be exaggerated, what lve done is put an organism in a state of anabiosis, or hibernation." "Exactly." "I would like to add that the Professors last experiment, freezing a chimp for six months, was a complete success." "Excuse me, unfreezing." "Now, allow me introduce, Mr. Albert Starski" " and Mr. Maximilian..." "...Paradys." "These two handsome and brave men will soon be locked in containers, not unlike 21 st century sarcophagi." "Excuse me!" "These are hibernators and not sarcophagi." "Exactly." "And in three years, they will wake up as living proof of the victory of the human mind over nature." "What drew you to this freezing experiment, gentlemen?" "In a nutshell, responsibility." "As a biologist, I have the opportunity to serve mankind." "I know these are big words, but that's what I believe." "Thanks to hibernation, people who are incurably sick, will be able to live in times in which they can be cured." "Our son is really famous, now." "Like Gagarin and such." "I've always been attracted to danger, the unknown." "Adventure." "Hibernation has always fascinated me..." "Admit it, you rat, this is all about the money." "And a chance to ditch us." "That rat is your daddy." "Remember him well." "...I volunteered, and was selected." "Thank you, very much." "Any final words?" "Speaking for both of us, I would like to say hello to all the hibernation enthusiasts from around the world." "And one last question gentlemen:" "Are you not afraid?" "Of what?" "Yes, indeed." "The method has been proven." "Koko is here with us in the studio." "Yes, just so everything is clear, there is still a risk involved." "Excuse me?" "We cannot fully deduce the effects this will have on the human body, based on animal experiments alone." "We don't know the effect on the pituitary gland." "After the experiment, there might be some hallucinations." "So let's go to this den of knowledge which, just as in Arabian Nights, will swallow our heroes, and in three years, at the sound of open sesame, will disgorge them, hopefully safe and sound." "I would also like to remind you, that in three days, we will meet at the World Womens League." "The League advises, shields, and never yields." "Thank you, and good night." "SEXMISSION" "Screenplay" "Starring" "Music" "Photography" "Directed by" "I can't see anything!" "That's normal after hibernation." "Is it all over?" "Yes, it is." "Thank you." "Thank you, I can't see anything." "I think it worked." "It did." "Didn't I say so?" "Wham, bam, thank you maam!" "Darkness, I see darkness!" "I see only darkness!" "I'm sweating like a pig." "How about you?" "The organisms adjusting." "It's quite normal." "You're right." "A typical, post-hibernation reaction." "Good morning." "What pleasant service!" "Breakfast." "Thank you." "I haven't eaten anything in three years." "Croissants, eggs." "How nice." "Excuse me." "The bread is stale." "Hows that?" "Oh, of course!" "How ingenious!" "Thank you." "I've lost my sense of taste." "It's completely tasteless." "You're on an adaptation diet." "Oh, I see." "I feel sick." "If I don't smoke soon..." "Wait a minute..." "Here they are!" "That's extremely irresponsible." "Forgive me for offering one straight from my hand." "We can't smoke here, anyway." "There are no ashtrays." "We never noticed." "No one can see us anyway." "All right, but only for the company." "There you go." "You see, I don't usually smoke." "It's bad for my health." "But now, after that food..." "We have no matches." "It works!" "That's exactly what I needed." "A good cigarette." "Cigarette..." "You see, I think smoking has gotten a bad reputation." "I started when I was six, and lm still alive." "Cigarette:" "Narcotic of plant origin;" "carcinogenic, impairs decision making." "Eliminated by the League in 1996." "They could start a fire." "Maybe we shouldn't be smoking?" "Since were in quarantine." "You just wait." "Everything will start in a few days." "Interviews, autographs, all sorts of meetings!" "Youll get bored of it" "Oh, how rude of me." "Here you go." "Good morning." "I believe this is a non-smoking area." "Professor Kuppelweiser?" "Yes." "Winner of the so-called Nobel Prize?" "Yes." "He doesn't exist." "Yes." "What?" "Excuse me?" "What's going on here, sister?" "The experiment worked, right?" "Were heroes, right?" "I was covered in foam, right?" "So what's all of this about?" "I would like to see your superior." "You should both be happy that you're alive and that you were unfrozen." "And what would have been the point of leaving us frozen?" "The experiment would have been useless." "There were more important things during the war than experiments." "What war?" "We were supposed to be unfrozen no matter what the political situation might have been." "What do I care about some war of yours?" "Ours?" "It was yours, actually." "We don't have any wars." "Shes crazy." "And who won?" "What?" "The war!" "Who won it?" "It doesn't matter who won but who survived." "Excuse me, Miss, where is Professor Kuppelweiser?" "Dr. Lamia already told you." "That he doesn't exist?" "What exactly does that mean?" "Did he have another accident?" "Just like all the others." "Excuse me, we would like to see the director of this facility." "Im listening." "I would rather speak with a man." "They don't understand any of it, sister." "Contact with a member of your sex is... not feasible." "Not what?" "You are the only males in existence." "Men have long been extinct." "Extinct?" "They weren't Mammoths!" "It seems they were." "In a manner of speaking." "Excuse me, what is the date?" "March 8th." "You slept a little longer than planned." "Longer than three years?" "Five?" "No." "Four?" "Lve seen her before somewhere." "Excuse me, Doctor, I don't really care." "I had a contract for three years, and now youll have to pay..." "Overtime!" "So what's the year?" "44." "...2044." "There are no men?" "44..." "Why are there no windows here?" "Or door-handles?" "We slept for 53 years?" "It's those hallucinations the professor was talking about." "It was really nice talking to you but, if youll excuse us, we must go now." "Were late, anyway." "Goodbye." "Excuse yourself, Albert." "Goodbye." "Should I stick around, sister?" "No, thanks." "I prefer to work alone." "Goodbye, then." "Theres a power failure on three, but I'll fix that tomorrow." "Good night." "Electrocuting?" "Heroes?" "What's happening here?" "You have to work your muscles." "What's happening here?" "What's it all about?" "It was supposed to be so nice!" "Interviews..." "Why is this happening?" "God, that hurt." "Shock therapy can be very beneficial to the organism." "This has to be part of the experiment." "Testing resistance to psychological shocks." "What are you suggesting?" "What am I, a guinea pig?" "A world without men!" "I wonder how they breed..." "Don't you worry." "It was always women who gave life." "Yes, but we always helped you with it!" "And with pleasure, too!" "Have you ever heard of parthenogenesis?" "I would like to protest this surveillance of private conversations!" "Thanks to parthenogenesis we are self-sufficient." "Partheno what?" "Parthenogenesis." "Virgin birth." "Virgin birth!" " If that's what it's come to..." " Come to what?" " If it's come..." " What's it come to?" "Well, what's happened?" "Good night." "What's this virgin birth?" "Don't even ask." "Remember your dreams." "Dreams are very important." "I really hope were still sleeping." "Why?" "What's the matter?" "Good night." "Don't turn off the light, please." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Can I call town from here?" "I asked you something!" "My wife will be very worried!" "Aren't you Genetix people overdoing it with these incessant visits?" "Good night." "Surely lm not intruding?" "This is purely a personal visit." "I happened to be passing by and decided to visit you." "You must have a lot of interesting work if you're here so late at night?" "You can find everything out from the bulletins, sister." "Of course." "But the bulletins don't have information on special projects." "Of course not." "Those are classified." "Exactly." "Oh, I have something for you." "What's the occasion?" "Your new success." "I heard you dug something up." "Don't let them fool you." "Really?" "First, you were recalled from your vacation." "Then, the sector you were digging in has suddenly been sealed off." "One plus two equals three, and three means it's a secret." "Im just following the facts." "Could you follow them somewhere else?" "I wanted to take a shower and lie down." "I understand, secrets are exhausting." "It's too bad, Lamia, that you left us." "You wouldve had a great career at Genetix." "Im doing well at Archeo, too." "Archeo:" "Excavation of sentimental memories." "Bye bye, dear." "It would be better to turn them over to us." "Whom?" "Whom indeed." "Mr. Max, where are you?" "Good morning." "Is something wrong?" "No, nothing." "Good morning." "Quiet!" "What are you looking for?" "What are you looking for?" "The bug." "That's a waste of time." "You won't find anything." "I can't take this!" "Continual surveillance!" "I can't take this!" "Artificial parthenogenesis is a form of virgin birth involving mechanical impregnation by another female cell." "When was it carried out for the first time, and what was the result?" "It was carried out for the first time on a sea-urchin 130 years ago." "Test tube babies." "Really?" "They even look similar." "In 1910, parthenogenesis was induced in a frog by passing blood into an unfertilized egg." "In 1939, Gilda Pincus..." "Our method of reproduction is fool-proof." "You should be ashamed of yourselves." "Teaching children such filth!" "To penetrate a virgin egg in the womb... mechanically..." "egg to egg..." "Come on, not while lm eating." "They already know." "Tekla was here last night." "I had a feeling." "Genetix has spies everywhere." "Will they want to take them from us?" "No." "Excavations are our business, and Tekla knows that very well." "My only fear is that..." "Hows your research going?" "Thank you." "Very well." "I now have evidence that men are the missing link in evolution." "Are they not overly aggressive?" "No." "The tall one is quiet." "The other one is a bad influence on him." "Remember that atavisms could be contagious." "Keep contact with them to a minimum." "Thank you, sister." "Be careful." "We must find another way to communicate." "Take your pill." "Do you know any foreign languages?" "No, that's no good." "They might have an interpreter." "How about:" "If I take two spoonfuls of this pink stuff, it means get down!" "Or if I take off my shirt:" "It means come here!" "You mean some sort of code." "Something like that." "Mr. Max, you're ignoring the frame of reference." "What?" "This way, well never communicate." "Mr. Albert, are you also awake?" "It's cold." "I know." "They must have turned on some fan." "Mr. Max." "Yes?" "You can double up with me." "It'll be warmer." "Thank you." "Like in the army." "Mr. Albert." "Tell me, as a scientist, is it really possible for women to reproduce by themselves?" "Absolutely possible, even in our times." "But never on such a scale." "Good God!" "Weve slept away our entire lives!" "Weve lost our family and friends!" "I was supposed to receive an apartment in 1998!" "I'll never let myself be frozen again!" "Do you have anything left?" "Oh, excuse me." "Here you go." "Mr. Albert, what's wrong?" "Stop it." "It's horrible, but well have to make the best of it." "A man can adapt to anything." "Here." "I think we should stop being so formal." "I didn't dare suggest it." "Here." "Albert." "Maximillian." "Thank you." "This is the last chance for Archeo." "Theres less than one minute left." "This is the last chance for Archeo." "Theres less than one minute left." "Could this be it?" "Could this be it?" "Yes!" "Yes, sisters!" "Beautiful!" "The Archeo center has managed to score." "1-0!" "1-0!" "This could be the end!" "Yes, the match is over!" "Now comes the traditional shirt-exchange." "Wait..." "What's happening?" "Look!" "Look, Albert!" "Look at that!" "What a fantastic program!" "You've been watching TV all day..." "Look how built she is." "Replay!" "Replay!" "Damn, no replay..." "You know, if we play our cards right, this could be paradise for us." "What?" "Paradise." "Nothing but women." "All unmarried." "The two of us." "Barely any competition." "You can't cheat nature." "Do you like brunettes or blondes?" "Our world is in ruins!" "And all you can think of is ass!" "Theres our little blonde." "Let's give it a try." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Let's begin the fifth day of quarantine." "On a scale of 1-10, how do you feel?" "1-10?" "When you're here... 7." "So far..." "Let me out of here." "In other words, 1." "The food?" "It's getting better, thanks." "This pink stuff is really tasty." "5, or maybe even 6." "Im not eating, and you can't make me!" "Then youll have to be fed intravenously." "Physical condition?" "10!" "Any requests?" "Couldn't we go for a walk together?" "Maybe dance a little?" "What right do you have to touch me?" "The right granted me by nature..." "That was very unhygienic." "Im warning you, you could be restrained." "And lm warning that I was boxing champion!" "Clown!" "Let's have some music." "Could I have this dance?" "Don't get any closer!" "JESUS!" "I'm not aggressive." "Aggressiveness, 1." "Don't do that again." "Or well have to put you to sleep." "Max?" "Are you still alive?" "Albert... it works!" "What's wrong, sister?" "Do you want any help?" "Are you feeling ill?" "Everythings fine." "Get back to work." "Who let her in here?" "She has special clearance." "There was nothing we could do." "You have to go easy on them." "Theyre unique specimens." "Im Emma Dax." "Well be working together." "These two are to play a crucial role in one of the Genetix programs." "Im responsible for the genetic security of this sector, so youll follow my orders." "You can stuff your orders!" "I report solely to Dr. Berna, and lm going to have to report your visit." "Youll have the opportunity to." "Dr. Berna is now seeing Her Excellency, who wishes to examine the males." "Im here to escort you there." "My friend wants to go for a walk!" "Put these on!" "Tuck in your shirts!" "Taking orders from a woman..." "Gloves!" "Oh, come on!" "Don't turn us into fags!" "This is required if you want to leave here!" "This isn't the Kuppelweiser clinic?" "Oh, excuse me." "Wait a minute!" "Where am I being taken?" "Follow me." "Good morning." "Where am I being taken?" "Follow me!" "I'm going, miss, lm going." "Open Gate Three." "Tell me, wheres your daddy?" "What's a daddy?" "You poor dear." "My little one..." "You don't even know what daddy means?" "What have they done to you?" "Take those children away!" "But..." "No discussions!" "Children, follow me." "Let's go!" "They've been robbed of their parents!" "Poor children..." "Follow me!" "They don't even know the word father!" "Emma Dax to see Her Excellency." "Oh God." "Post-radiation mutants." "Albert, what's the world come to?" "Hey Max..." "Look, apples." "Exactly two of them." "Theyre here." "Hibernation is the thing of the future." "If we could lower the bodys temperature by two degrees, wed live twice as long." "But here are our ladies with the males." "Let's go see them." "Im very curious." "They have a peculiar smell." "That's an after-effect of hibernation." "How old are they?" "86, but biological depletion is at 40.5%." "What should we do with them?" "Excuse me, you seem to be in charge here." "Well then, we have a few question for you." "Her Excellency should be referred to as Her Excellency." "Excellency?" "In that case, forgive me, please." "If youll allow, my name is Paradys." "Look out!" "Let him go!" "He didn't do anything!" "Don't bite me!" "You can let him go." "Don't bite me!" "My friend only wanted to introduce himself." "...I just wanted to ask what?" "What happened to all the men?" "Exactly..." "What have you done with the men?" "Not we." "It was that Kuppelweiser of yours." "The professor?" "During the war, he invented an agent which paralyzed male genes." "But due to an oversight, the M-bomb destroyed the males genes instead of paralyzing them." "In that case..." "Maybe we could be of some assistance?" "As breeding stock, that is, for the revival of the male gender." "Within our limits, of course." "It wouldn't be the first time were sacrificing ourselves for mankind." "Payment could come after completion of the entire cycle, maybe even with the payment for the extra hibernation." "The money is not that important." "What are they talking about?" "They want it to be like in the past." "Like in the past?" "A world with men." "It seems logical." "A typical male perspective." "See that?" "It's our sacred Apple Tree, hand-planted by the First Mother." "Man first plucked an apple from such a tree in Paradise, and tempted Woman with it." "Because of that, we lost Paradise forever." "And so today..." "Where are the Holy Apples?" "They have profaned the reserve!" "They've devoured our Holy Apples!" "Holy?" "Those worm-infested apples?" "My apples!" "Wholl replace them?" "Oh, what a tragedy!" "We didn't know that these apples were so precious and legendary." "And besides, they were very sour." "Your people, Berna, seem to have dug up some new type of Pandors Box!" "What?" "Pandors box?" "Take them away, and lock them up!" "Hold on." "If you let me go, I'll buy you some new apples!" "What?" "Don't touch me!" "I'm being beaten by a woman!" "I give up!" "Just leave me alone!" "Are you serious?" "Get up!" "No!" "I'm staying down here!" "We have to escape." "Where to?" "You saw how organized they are!" "Theyll catch us anywhere!" "It's our duty to escape!" "How?" "Where?" "The doors electrified!" "We can't dig!" "Theres a lamp there!" "Everythings messed up!" "Leave me alone!" "You can't think like that." "There must be a different, better world somewhere." "A vacuum..." "I think lve thought of something." "Impossible." "Take your pill." "Weve sat here for eight days, and still nothing." "I understand." "You're just doing your job." "Hey, come here." "Where do you think you're going?" "Come here." "That's a good boy." "You have such a lovely mistress." "And shes always so serious..." "Why is she always so serious?" "Well?" "Here." "Good din-dins?" "If you don't eat, your mistress will lock you up just like us." "On top of everything, the ventilation is down." "You're such a good vacuum." "Your clearance, sister." "Lamia Reno, Special Mission, Archeo." "Good." "And your purpose here?" "I would like to see the oldest of the old." "Find me the oldest." "Yes, sister." "It all changes daily." "Theyre dropping like flies." "Although it won't last much longer." "Julia Novak, 74 years old." "Room 114." "You have half an hour." "Merry Christmas!" "I feel great, and lm happy to be a resident at the Senior Citizens Home." "I want to live out the rest of my days in warmth and peace." "Broken, again!" "Look at what we have to work with!" "Please don't bother me." "I can't remember anything." "Im suffering from senility." "Don't worry, they can't hear us." "Im not worried." "I have nothing to hide." "And what do you have there?" "Please, have pity!" "Don't look!" "But, this is forbidden." "Don't take it from me." "I was so happy that it finally grew." "What is it?" "A potato." "Real starch, not that synthetic stuff." "I have something even better." "Jam?" "Strawberry?" "It's all yours if you tell me something." "Can I try it?" "In case it's gone bad..." "Very good." "Nice and tart." "What's happened?" "Just a fuse." "Keep an eye on them." "Watch them, I'll go get a flashlight." "Oh, that's just great." "Everythings down." "Turn on the emergency lighting!" "Careful, don't move!" "Not in my face!" "Stay where you are." "What were men for?" "Men?" "What were they for?" "In most cases they were used for work." "But I don't remember, anyway." "What do you mean?" "They were part of your daily life." "Daily, yes, and nightly, too." "What about the jam?" "It's yours." "Between you and I, I'll tell you a secret:" "Weve dug up two live males!" "Alive?" "Yes." "Im writing a case study on them." "They were hibernated in 1991." "1991, A vintage year..." "Do you have light there?" "No?" "Let's get these light back on!" "They were here a minute ago." "Maybe they hid in the bathroom." "Do you need any help?" "Theyre not here." "There they are!" "Watch the elevator!" "Good God!" "Just like my Juzus!" "You said Jesus, what does that mean?" "I said Juzus!" "That was my fiancees name." "What does fiancee mean?" "I don't know if your generation has any woman left in them." "It's not worth being a woman when there are no men around." "But what were they used for?" "Amusement... in a manner of speaking." "Amusement?" "That's just TV." "Theres something about them that's very distracting." "Even fascinating." "I dreamt about them last night." "Oh, child, could it be that you've fallen in love with one of them?" "What do you plan to do with them?" "Theyre supposed to be naturalized." "What?" "You want to turn them into women?" "That's a fate worse than death for them!" "And theres finally an occasion for everything to return to normal." "If I were younger, I would do everything in my power to save them!" "You're different from the others." "What's your name?" "Lamia." "Lamia?" "Well?" "Theyre not there." "Elevators empty, too." "I don't know..." "Where did this come from?" "Quiet!" "This was used to inflict cuts!" "Men once tormented women!" "Males are the enemy!" "Males are the enemy!" "And what was this used for, sisters?" "I don't think theres a need to explain." "Section two, always true!" "After this demonstration, youll understand why our ancestors couldn't take it anymore, and decided to found the League!" "The League advises, shields, and never yields!" "Never yields!" "Oh, excuse us, please continue." "Who is that?" "No, the idea was very good." "Yes, but we should have turned left." "Im actually starting to like this." "Well escape tomorrow, too." "Even though you've offended Her Excellency, and irresponsibly damaged our electrical system, we wish to give you one more chance." "And what do we have to do?" "You just have to sign this petition." "To the Committee for the Purity of the Species:" "I hereby declare that I was born male against my will." "I ask that my male conduct be extinguished and rendered void." "I was perverted by male civilization." "I share the universal belief that men do not exist, nor did they ever," "Nor are they necessary." "Could you read this back to me?" "You should take this seriously and sign it." "And if we don't?" "Sign it." "The Assembly will decide your fate." "A tribunal of broads?" "No, thank you." "Im staying right here." "It's your move, sit down." "Well talk seriously once were released." "You know, we could have signed." "Any lawyer could have gotten us out of it." "What about the principle?" "Your move." "You've left an opening." "What the...?" "What's this?" "Hide!" "The bathroom!" "Barricade ourselves in!" "What a piece of crap!" "I protest!" "In the name of science, I protest!" "I'm not coming out!" "I'm not coming out!" "Ouch!" "That hurts!" "That really hurts!" "My apologies, dear sisters, for keeping you waiting." "My watch stopped." "I would like to remind everyone that this proceeding, and it's outcome, are strictly confidential." "We have two items on our agenda, today." "Both are sitting right down there." "This looks really serious." "Some sort of organization." "The floor will now go to Dr. Berna." "We are gathered here today, sisters, to decide the fate of two members of the 2nd gender, who by accident, escaped extinction and are now among us." "We will present our position last, since we have the most data on this." "Who would like to take the floor?" "I don't think theres anything to discuss." "Our grandmothers have long shown us the path needed to reach our goal." "Woman must never again become a waitress" "Attending males at the banquet of life." "Never again!" "Males are the enemy!" "We are all firmly committed to preventing any new outbreak of the plague known as Man, against which weve all been immunized." "Aren't you exaggerating a bit?" "Without men, the world would not move." "The history of progress is the history of man." "You can't deny that!" "Scientists, humanists, inventors!" "They were all men!" "And because of that..." "Which ones?" "Name some!" "Copernicus!" "That's a lie!" "Copernicus was a woman!" "What?" "Then Einstein!" "Einstein was also a woman!" "I suppose Madame Curie, too?" "That wasn't the best example..." "Sorry, I got mixed up." "They speak of male inventions." "But what exactly have they invented?" "Let's start at the beginning:" "The male Cain invented crime, and tested it out on his sister, Abel." "Another one invented prostitution, slavery, cowardice, sloth." "All the evil in the world is your fault, from religious wars, to cervical cancer!" "The only things were not responsible for are hail, earthquakes, and whooping cough!" "Ours is a better world." "Why do they keep criticizing it?" "Are you sure you're feeling well?" "You've been thinking a lot lately." "A healthy organism lives and works." "A sick one introspects." "As we know, we are living perfectly well without them." "We live in a peaceful world without hunger, wars, venereal diseases, and other male inventions." "Do you have any defense?" "Well?" "Take the floor." "With us, you finally have the chance to bring everything back to normal." "You've been using test-tubes for half a century, and you don't even know what you've lost in the process!" "In our world, you were on a pedestal, wooed, loved, showered with flowers." "You were inspiration for poets, a symbol of higher ideals, of beauty." "By getting rid of men, you're losing half of yourselves!" "Don't violate the laws of nature!" "This discussion is useless." "Theyre trying to provoke us!" "You've all gone crazy because you've never had a man!" "A man is what you need!" "What does that mean, to have a man?" "Having a domestic male servant, I think." "It was very popular in the 20th century." "If that's all they have to say, then please take them outside." "They can wait out there for the result of the vote." "That was a wonderful speech." "That's the only way to deal with them." "I feel like lve been thrown out of the boy scouts." "Take your pill." "On behalf of Archeo, I propose naturalization." "As head of Genetix, I must warn you of the dangers of Dr. Bernas humanitarian whims." "They cannot be admitted into our community." "Both should be promptly liquidated, but not before being handed over to Genetix for some important biochemical experiments." "I object!" "Dr. Tekla is purposefully demonizing the males to enhance her own departments prestige, and secure funds for her suspicious experiments." "I protest!" "Those are unfounded charges!" "Genetics is the most important of sciences, whether some people like it or not!" "How interesting..." "Stop it, sisters!" "Please consider the dignity of our Assembly." "Therefore, we have two proposals." "Who is for liquidation of the males?" "And who is for naturalization?" "Let us vote now." "Let's go." "What's going on?" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Alarm!" "Theyre escaping!" "Alarm!" "Charge!" "Quick, quick!" "Elevator!" "Elevator!" "Where to?" "The first floor." "But 1 is at the top." "Oh, it's working." "Good." "Good job." "Forget it." "We have to have them." "At any cost!" "Archeos proposal for naturalization is carried by one vote, 155-154." "Please bring them in." "There seems to be some smoke." "Help!" "The males have escaped!" "They've broken a gas valve!" "Why would they escape?" "Everything turned out well." "Didn't I warn that they were dangerous?" "North-East sector alarm!" "Battle stations!" "I repeat, North-East sector alarm!" "We need their code." "Over." "JS 18447." "ON 70946." "Copy that." "100!" "No signal." "75." "Nothing." "50?" "Nothing." "25?" "Some weak signals." "Up or down?" "Down." "Excuse me." "Excuse me, perhaps I should leave?" "Why are you looking at me like that for, sisters?" "I'm only four pounds overweight." "Max, let's go!" "Have you forgotten where we are?" "Come on, Max, let's go!" "What's this?" "Going swimming in your clothes, sisters?" "Excuse us, we took a wrong turn." "Get undressed in the elevator." "Imagine that, a guy and a naked chick in an elevator... and nothing!" "Guten Tag." "Passkontrolle." "Lhre Ausweisse bitte." "Doesn't this tower block ever end?" "Lve got some signals!" "Increase scanning range." "Distinct signals." "Weve got them!" "Theyre on level 3." "Genetix Prime here." "Genetix Prime here." "Theyre on level 3." "Which way is the Intercontinental Hotel?" "Intercontinental?" "Ein Moment bitte..." "Were not sure, were just passing through." "Pardon." "Yes, sister, I got the impression that..." "This is the hatchery..." "This is where they breed." "That's what I just said." "Anyone there?" "Look, an elevator." "Good, it's working." "Ground floor?" "It seems to be getting colder." "What is this?" "Fresh air." "Were close to an exit." "The hell we are." "It's some sort of mine." "My earring is vibrating." "I feel some impulses." "Everyone out." "Move." "You have 15 meters of digging to do." "Youll regret your degenerate behaviour." "Move it, quickly!" "What are you doing here?" "We didn't call Archeo today." "We haven't dug anything up." "We thought..." "We were told to come here." "No." "It must be a misunderstanding." "Really?" "Well then... that's a fine mess you've gotten us into, sister!" "Don't you know we have other work to do?" "Blame yourselves!" "You've got quite a mess here!" "What?" "The real mess is in Archeo!" "Really..." "You're all a bunch of ditzes!" "It's a dead end." "Careful." "It's just a boot." "Our boys were here." "Look, it's our professor!" "A newspaper from 1993." "Chinese protest causes break-up of UNO." "Americas debt..." "Sale of Alaska..." "Good God!" "Mass production of M Bomb..." "What's this?" "Hello?" "Who's that?" "Get back!" "Get back!" "Theyre in corridor 40." "Cut them off." "Get in!" "Hey, this must be a different country..." "Finally." "It's nice, here." "Hey, look!" "Let's go down." "No, careful." "Even here, I only see broads." "Come here to spy, Archeo sisters?" "Hey, theyre... different." "Completely... different..." "Come on!" "Take cover!" "Max!" "Max!" "This is some new settlement of degenerates." "As soon as we get rid of one, another one pops up in its place." "What is their problem?" "Weve run into degenerates." "We need reinforcements." "Long live cookies!" "Down with earrings!" "You won't catch us all!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "That's it..." "Albert!" "Were leaving!" "Albert?" "Albert, where are you?" "Albert?" "Why did you do this?" "Oh, of course..." "What's she doing here?" "You wanted to go outside." "So that's where well go." "I don't believe you." "We have to trust her." "Ill take you to the exit." "I really do wish you well." "Let's go." "Lamia Reno, 6364 Archeo." "Where are we?" "Blockhouse C." "Look." "What is it?" "The Earth." "Where you want to escape." "How could you let this happen?" "You mean weve been underground this whole time?" "365 meters underground." "I had a hunch from the start." "Is it possible to go outside?" "Even for a minute?" "There are over 300 units outside." "Units of what?" "Kuppelweiser radiation." "A side-effect of the M Bomb." "It's the reason why women came down these mines, and built our city-station." "So it'll never be possible to go outside?" "To live there?" "Never." "Naturalization is your only chance." "There must be some safe way to get outside!" "Even for maintenance purposes!" "In anti-radiation suits." "With barely an hours worth of oxygen." "That doesn't matter." "Where are they?" "You won't last more than 12 days out there." "Better to have 2 weeks out there, than a lifetime down here." "Youll get used to it." "Never." "How do we get out?" "Let's go." "You didn't think Id help you escape?" "I'm a loyal state employee." "And you could have been such a great girl!" "Theres no other choice." "Traitor!" "Were surrounded!" "Lamia!" "I'll never forgive you!" "I'll never forgive you!" "I'll come back and get my revenge!" "Bravo, my dear." "That was a great idea." "You deserve a promotion." "And a medal." "Thank you, on behalf of my department." "Oh, I forgot." "Turn over all your research on the males to Emma." "What for?" "I'll be finishing your work with Dr. Tekla." "The males are more dangerous than we thought, so they have to be in our custody." "Don't worry, well keep you informed of our observations." "What observations?" "My case-study is almost finished." "Of course, well be using that, too." "If I were you, I wouldn't smirk so much," "You're starting to get wrinkles!" "Theyre getting ready." "What should we do?" "Soon, youll be able to call me sweetheart." "Why?" "Why!" "I would rather die than be a woman!" "We thought you might want death instead of naturalization." "You also said you wanted to sacrifice yourselves for science." "Well help you with that." "Some of our officials are getting old and tired." "Your fresh, healthy, and strong organs can give them a new lease on life." "Call Dr. Ossa, and tell her shell have that new kidney today." "No, no, no..." "What's left after that will be boiled down into food extract." "Protein is getting very hard to find these days." "Cremation of our old is indeed very wasteful." "The experiment were conducting on you will help advance our food program." "That's cannibalism!" "I hope you choke on us!" "Praying mantises!" "Good luck, then." "Good bye." "And good bye to you, since we won't be seeing each other, again." "What?" "I can't believe this!" "This is inhuman, and contrary" "To every convention." "I protest!" "Albert, don't leave me alone!" "Max, thanks for everything!" "Albert, don't leave me alone..." "Long live men!" "Stop yelling, Paradys, or I'll gag you." "And how do you know my name, cannibal?" "Tell me, who in August of 1991, left his wife and child?" "How do you know that?" "Because I am that child." "My Jadwinia?" "I have nothing in common with you." "I even changed my last name." "I guess you do look a bit like your mom." "Don't you dare mention her!" "She was a victim of your male atrocities!" "My little daughter against her daddy?" "I gave you piggyback rides, spanked you on your tushy..." "You owe your happiest childhood memories to me..." "A childhood which I never had, since you chose hibernation over mom and I!" "But now there are no more fathers, and well make sure there never will be!" "Jadwinia!" "Untie your daddy at once and apologize!" "Doctor, the patient is here." "Im coming." "Im going to save you for desert, daddy." "No, no, no!" "This can't be happening!" "Somebody pinch me!" "This will turn me into a woman?" "Anesthetic?" "Great" "How much should I count to?" "Scalpel." "Emergency lights!" "Who knock the scalpel out of my hand?" "Are you giving me a dirty scalpel?" "Oh, who cares" "What's going on?" "Who's that?" "Lights!" "That's for being a bad girl." "The doctor has fainted." "The male is gone!" "The doors jammed!" "Come on!" "Into the elevator!" "Come on, Albert, into the elevator!" "I want to be a woman" "Woman, woman" "Be a man!" "Wake up!" "What are you doing?" "Do you want him to wake up?" "The experiment is over." "So it worked?" "Better than we thought it would!" "You wouldn't believe the dream I had!" "You can't even imagine mine!" "What was the dream?" "I dreamt we woke up in a world without men." "Only women?" "And they bred from test-tubes." "Underground?" "How do you know?" "Because I had the same dream." "And they tried to castrate us." "Professor, what does science say about such a coincidence?" "That's interesting, but impossible." "Impossible" "lm so glad it was only a dream!" "Look, hes awake." "I just had such a beautiful dream!" "There, there, Albert." "Pull yourself together." "Stop it, will you?" "What's she doing here?" "She betrayed us." "She just helped us escape." "Why are you doing this?" "They took you, and my work, away from me." "So they won't get any of it!" "What'll happen when they catch us again?" "They won't catch us alive." "We have to get rid of these." "Theyre homing devices." "This will hurt a bit." "We have them." "The signals are coming from this elevator." "Here they are." "What an embarassment!" "Letting the males escape straight from the operating table!" "Dr. Tekla will not be happy." "Maybe it's time to start thinking of asylum somewhere, sister." "Someone must have helped them." "Locate Lamia Reno for me." "Shouldn't you do some work?" "Come see this, quick!" "You again, Lamia?" "What's wrong?" "Let me in." "I think I left my transmitter in there." "Do it quickly, so security doesn't see." "Ill only be here for a second." "What are you doing?" "Watch it!" "Youll blow us up!" "We will, if you don't cooperate." "Strip!" "Quickly!" "Faster!" "Lamia it's going to blow!" "Get undressed." "Turn around." "We found the signal." "Lamia Reno, blockhouse C." "It seems I was right." "Blockhouse C." "Yes, sister." "Now the environment suits!" "We can't without Her Excellencys authorization." "Theres over 300 units of radiation there!" "I'm counting to three." "One!" "Lamia, don't!" "Two!" "But" "Lamia, open up." "We know you're in there." "The laser" "Lamia, give us back the males." "Think of who you're helping." "If we come in there, it'll be too late." "Faster." "Lamia, can you hear me?" "It'll be too late." "Why isn't it coming down?" "What's stopping it?" "Could it be broken?" "What's wrong with it?" "They probably gave me the wrong key." "What happened?" "Why doesn't it work?" "The key isn't enough." "You need a password." "What password?" "We don't know." "Only Her Excellency knows the password!" "That's a lie." "You're stalling!" "Password, now!" "You have five seconds!" "Password!" "Don't blow us up!" "We really don't know!" "One, two" "Lamia, think of who you're helping!" "Men!" "Why won't they let us go?" "And allow us to die up there in peace." "It's hopeless." "Fuck!" "It worked." "They knew the password." "What did that mean?" "Here it is." "It worked." "Come on, Albert." "Get away, quickly." "Well die free!" "Thank you, Lamia." "Run away with us." "This is my place." "Anyway, I want to see their expressions." "You're a great woman, Lamia." "Thanks for everything." "Well, two weeks." "Think of who you're helping." "Once we come in, it'll be too late!" "Don't move!" "Lamia, do you hear me?" "We couldn't stop them!" "That fanatic threatened to blow up the blockhouse." "Who let them in in the first place?" "Well talk about this later." "Get me a suit." "They won't get far." "Bravo, you made a good decision." "The first male decision of your life!" "But what's ahead?" "A desert." "A desert." "Is something wrong?" "I don't know." "Im not sure." "Something wrong, Max?" "Lve had enough of these underground bitches!" "Watch out!" "You still alive, Max?" "I'm still not sure." "It must be some radiation filter." "It's all a big hoax." "Why would they go through so much trouble?" "I think lve been here before." "Is this outerspace?" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "There could be some radiation!" "What are you standing around for?" "There are no more suits." "Too bad." "Im going after them." "Ill keep in contact." "If you find some suits, meet me up there." "Understood, sister!" "Lve discovered something very strange." "I see them!" "Look, a green forest!" "It may be artificial." "Lamia, follow me!" "Not so fast." "Does it matter where we die?" "Theres enough oxygen for two more minutes." "How beautiful it is, here." "It was worth it." "Hes gone crazy!" "Take death like a man!" "Were saved!" "Were saved!" "A stork!" "A stork!" "If he can live here, so can we!" "Take that off!" "Lamia, take that off!" "Let's go." "There must be a nest there." "No..." "No..." "Take that off." "Undress yourself." "Youll suffocate!" "Hes right!" "Youll suffocate!" "Leave me alone!" "Listen, they've gone crazy." "They've taken off their suits." "Im going after them." "How did you manage to live with such a draft?" "What is this?" "Is this a station of yours?" "I don't know." "All right, here." "Higher..." "You got it?" "Wow!" "I can't believe it!" "What is it?" "You have to see it for yourself." "It's some sort of blockhouse." "Who's that?" "It's like weve traveled through time." "It's some kind of mirage." "Id say were home." "Is this a home from your time?" "Exactly." "Late 20th century." "Real." "It's all real." "Base, come in." "Base, do you copy?" "If you would..." "Breakfast is ready." "Please sit at the table." "Maybe this is a museum, and all of these things exhibits?" "What museum?" "What exhibits?" "Everything is fresh!" "Miss Lamia, if you would..." "Please..." "Oh dear." "Poor child got egg all over her." "You're just supposed to take the shell off." "It slipped out of my hand!" "Yes... that's too bad." "Take off these gloves." "Well have coffee in a second." "I never knew that eating could be such a pleasure!" "Speaking of which..." "There are many more pleasures out there." "Hands up!" "You're under arrest!" "She ran out of oxygen." "Personally, I like soft-boiled eggs." "She got too worried by all of this." "Next, you slice a piece off just like this." "Don't be shy, Albert." "Mouth to mouth!" "That's garbage..." "And here you have the yolk." "You need a good bed for that!" "I'm only giving first aid." "Sure you are." "I hardly recognize you!" "And once the butter melts..." "Im only giving first aid." "Did I say anything?" "Where am I?" "Wheres my suit?" "Why are you undressing me?" "I want to go back to the base." "Theyll rescue us!" "They might rescue you, but not us." "Besides, theres no radiation." "What?" "How could there not be?" "Our instruments are foolproof." "You can die if you want, lm going back." "Stay." "You've been lied to." "Theres no radiation." "Didn't you see the flowers and birds?" "...Emma Dax of Genetix, and Lamia Reno of Archeo..." "They killed us off?" "That's impossible." "See, you're expendable, too..." "That's impossible!" "...It is true that two males were found and unfrozen." "Thankfully, any danger they might have posed has been eliminated." "Thanks to a naturalization operation this morning, they can now find a place in our community." "Here they are now:" "What?" "Theyre lying through their teeth!" "I'm happy that this operation has enabled me to rise to a higher level of evolution." "I, too, feel great and wish to thank the operating team for helping me..." "Why are they lying like that?" "For higher ideals." "That's horrible!" "Why should they worry the entire community?" "You shouldn't do that to people." "Theyre lying!" "I don't want that!" "You don't want me to touch you?" "Yes, I do." "No..." "I don't know." "Let's go upstairs." "Do you want me to touch you?" "Yes." "No." "Yes or no?" "Who lives here?" "Who cares, really..." "Should I touch you or not?" "Let's go, let's go!" "Touch you or not?" "I don't know!" "Theres too much air here." "I want to go back to the base!" "Shut up or I'll spank you on the ass!" "I don't know what's happening to me." "Beautiful, late rocococo." "It's very hot today." "Yes, it is." "How delightfully cold this is." "Due to the circumstance that we are now in," "As two representatives of different sexes," "I propose, as a humanist, a return to more traditional forms of contact between the two sexes." "What are you doing?" "I'm a public servant." "Right now, you're a woman." "What are you doing?" "Step by step, were approaching natures great mystery." "You're taking very big steps." "The last step will be small for man, but a giant leap for mankind." "I wanted to propose to propose intimacy." "Meaning?" "See, you don't know anything about life..." "I have three degrees!" "Screw your degrees." "You have your test-tubes, right?" "But lm thinking of a more direct method... you know..." "birds and bees..." "I love you." "Love was a drug used by men to..." "Come here!" "What's that?" "What's that?" "!" "Life." "What are they laughing about?" "This is the beginning of a new world." "And if they have girls?" "Knock on wood right now!" "A boy every nine months." "Or two." "What if they have twins?" "That's still not enough." "Leave it alone." "We can't save that world." "Someone has a nice setup here, though." "Max, this has to be on a massive scale!" "A sexplosion!" "Well use their own weapon against them." "What do you mean?" "What's that?" "An elevator." "Here?" "I heard an elevator." "Where?" "There, there, mommy will bring you food in just a second." "Youll get some, too." "Someones been drinking from my glass." "Someones been sitting on my sofa." "Very strange." "Good morning." "Is Jolka here?" "Catch her, Max!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I'll do anything you want!" "Just don't give me away!" "So this is Her Excellency?" "They were about to castrate us, and you prance around with a pair of fake tits?" "Listen, guys, I had to be ruthless to avert suspicion!" "By the way, how did you manage to survive?" "That's a long story!" "Right after the war, when the League took over, I was four years old." "The few boys who survived were naturalized." "My mom hid me and dressed me as a girl." "I eventually became a League activist." "Then, ten years ago, they elected me as Her Excellency." "I was finally safe, and could set myself up, here in my moms old home." "There are thousands of women down there being lied to." "They have to be let out." "Theres no radiation up here." "It was much weaker than we expected." "At first, there was panic." "By the time they were set up underground, it was pointless to change anything." "It's easier to rule over them when theyre underground." "What about their sex drive?" "The League thought of everything." "A special pill turned their sex drive into a career drive." "And you just accepted your privileges, instead of trying to return this world to normal with the help of some woman?" "Even if I had wanted to, it wouldn't have worked." "It's my greatest weakness." "What?" "Lve never had the courage to approach women." "Im simply scared of them." "What should we do with him?" "He is a man, after all." "We definitely shouldn't give him over to those harpies." "All right." "Heres the deal." "We won't give you away." "In return, we can live here." "It's a deal, guys." "This is great." "Make yourselves at home." "You really outsmarted those women!" "Let me show you something." "This is my command center." "Not bad at all!" "We can rule from here." "Take turns..." "Who's that?" "These two girls we brought along, but theyre also staying." "Two?" "Just two." "This is Her Excellency." "I am declaring tomorrow a public holiday." "My own invention." "Well." "Let's get to work." "Once a legion of you is born, nothing will stop this epidemic." "Sleep tight boys." "A lot is riding on you." "Well see you in nine months." "Mother Nature is on our side." "Her laws must prevail." "It's just a matter of time."