" Where are they?" " Somewhere here." " He doesn't know where they are." " There's nothing down here." "Here." "Here!" "Press it down, so we can get some beer." "This screwdriver is wrong for the job." "It needs to be a Phillips-head." "Normally, this isn't flat." "You could never get a Phillips-head screwdriver down there." "It sure would be easier if it was a Phillips-head." " Then find something else." " I need better contact." "This rubber membrane differs very much from the standard." "We won't get any beer tonight." " Hi." "May I give it a go?" " Please do." "Look at what Mogens is doing." "He needs to get the ball down." "Damn!" "Go get something hollow." "You like that bit, huh?" "Do you know what they call it in China?" " No." " Wu wei." " Come again?" " Wu wei." " Wu ...?" " Wu wei. "Natural action"." "What Michael Laudrup does is a natural action." "He's not aware of his action." " What is he, then?" " If he was aware, he couldn't do it." "Because he plays like he does he makes that heavenly pass." "You can only do that if it's wu wei." " Wu wei?" " Wu wei." "W-U-V-U-E-A ..." "A ..." " I see." " See it now from the other angle." " It's not really that hard to do." " No ..." "Okay, I come with a bit to drink." "And this is for you." " What is it?" " Michael Laudrup." "Look at this." "Mogens claims this isn't hard." "Take a good look now." " Did you take the ashtray?" " Thomas, look." " That isn't very hard." " I'll bet that you can't do it." "If I can?" "I bloody well know I can." "Then I can swim across the Atlantic." "You want to bet you can do it?" "Do it." "But you can't bet." "You don't have any money." " I do." " Since when?" "I'll have money in a minute when I've won the bet." "Are you up for a bet?" "This is the spot you have to hit." "This is Romario, the round one." "This is the ball." "You stand over there and look the other way   and it has to land here." " That's the ball?" " Yes." "Three chances." " First." "Where are you looking?" " Over there." "You have to do it like Laudrup." "He looks further away." "All the way over there?" "At the girl with the naked ass?" "What you do is ..." "You see where Romario is." "That's him, right?" "Then look down at your ball." "You know where he is." "In order to trick the opponent, you look at the girl with the ass." "So much for analysis." "There's no wu wu." " Wu wei." "You can't do it." " Ready?" " 100 kroner." " It's this easy." " Too bad." " Almost." " First try." " I can do it." "Romario, ball, opponent." " And the final try." " Did you move it or what?" "I just have to get it in." "It's not really hard, is it?" " Come on." " Hi." " One, two ..." " Have there been any calls?" "Yes, there was one, but I didn't get it in time ..." " Are you ready?" " Yes." "Look away." "Here comes Laudrup." " Hey, hey, you're cheating." " 100 kroner." " He did it all right." " You lifted it over." " So does he." " Yes, but at a much greater distance." "He did it." "You've called Rene Dalgaard." "Leave a message after the beep." "Good evening and welcome to a packed Santiago Bernabéu in Madrid." "Michael Laudrup's in the line-up for Real Madrid who plays in white." "The opponent Salamanca hang on at the bottom of the major league." " I bet we'll see a massive attack." " That wasn't a free kick." "Look out, now." "Salamanca are good at indirect kicks." "Those sockets, Mogens ..." "Did you buy some?" "I'm planning to do it tomorrow." "Why don't you just say no?" "What's that?" "We'll clean it up." "You don't have to think about it." "Super!" "What's the matter with her?" "I think it's that guy, Rene, or whatever his name is." " She just needs to take it easy." " Yes." "Try telling her that." " I can tell her." " You wouldn't dare." "You want me to go to her and tell her to take it easy?" "You can't do it." "I know when to say it, and when not to say it." "In this situation, I think we'd better not say it." "Yes!" " Again on Laudrup's groundwork." " Was it him again?" " Bloody hell, that was great!" " I don't mean to be a spoilsport ..." " Now they show it in slow motion." " You've got to see this one." "You've spilt beer on my wool carpet." "That's really not good." "Please move from the couch." "Get off!" "It's not very smart, is it?" "It's a pure wool Peruvian carpet." "You can't wash it." "Okay, I can probably wash it." "Fine." "As long as you clean up after yourselves." "Okay, it's fine." "Julie ..." "Steffen, turn it down." "Julie, take it easy." "I promise we'll keep it down." "And we'll wipe the floor." "But only when it's half time." " We just want to watch this match." " As long as you clean up, it's fine." "No, it's not, actually." "I haven't slept a wink all night." "I have to ask you to go somewhere else just for tonight." " Now?" " Be quiet!" " Cool it, Thomas." " I don't have to listen to that." "You're Mogens' guest, right?" "I let Mogens lie on my couch for a weekend." "Two and a half years ago!" " Isn't that right, Mogens?" " Just remember who you're visiting." " Relax." " I don't need to put up with this!" "Get the fuck out!" "I don't want to see him here again!" " Get out!" "You, too." "Out!" " Let's go." "I'm not angry!" "But you're pushing it!" "And I really tried putting it nicely!" " Get out!" " Come on." "And none of those rude gestures!" "Really!" "Get out with that beer!" "Goddamn!" "I was trying to be nice!" "A heavy wind is blowing across the stadium, bothering the players." "This will be a fantastic match for the viewers who chose to stay up   and stay awake until the match is over at a quarter to three." "You've called Rene Dalgaard." "Leave a message after the beep." "Hello, Rene." "This is Dan." "Call me when you get home." "Bye." "Hi, Rene." "This is Signe." "Can we meet at seven instead?" "It was great seeing you." "Bye." " You're going to see Denmark-Greece?" " I need to get hold of a ticket." " I'm totally broke." " You're broke like me?" " I think it's best by the goal." " You're going to see Denmark-Greece?" "I can only afford one ticket." " You're going to see Greece go down?" " Yes." "Mogens, should we get some money?" " You mean borrow it from me?" " Yes." "I've got the ball." " So you do." " But not for long." " Hi." " Hi." " I left some mushrooms for you." " Yes." "You want to have a look?" " Are you leaving?" " Yes, I have to get going." " You had a haircut, huh?" " Yes, I did." "Let me see." "It looks good." " They should have cut those." " Are they a bit long?" " Do you want a quick look?" " Yes." "Wow!" " Here you are." " Thanks." "See you." " Where did you find them?" " By the hedge." " Who did you go with?" " Ole." "Okay, see you later." "Rene!" "I don't remember ..." "Do I have to cut them first, or ...?" " Only cut off the stalk, right?" " Just scrape the dirt off." "And then give them a quick wash." "Not too much water." "Okay." " Bye." " I've got your keys." "Stay there, honey." "I'll just throw them." " Okay." "Bye." " Bye." "It might be better if you used the ashtray, Mogens." "Is it okay if I have a flick through your porno magazines?" " You don't need them right now?" " No." " Good." "Are they in the usual place?" " Yes." " And you don't mind?" " No." "Are there any that I'm not allowed to cut things out from?" "This one." "Thanks." "Hello." " Okay." " Mogens." "What can I do for you?" "I need this kind of device for a barrel of beer." " A draught beer ..." " A draught beer tap?" "But only the top." "So that we can get the beer out." " Just the top?" " Do you have one of those?" "Here?" "No, I don't." "You've got so much stuff." "I thought you might have one of those." "So, a top for tapping draught beer ..." "Let me just make a call." "Just a minute." "It's Little John." "This is Little John." "Do you have a top for a draught beer device?" "Yes, just the top." " Okey-dokey." " Yes." " I'll have it tomorrow at four." " Great." "What's the price?" "I've got a little job tomorrow or the day after tomorrow." "Two hours." " You got any plans?" " No, I don't think so." " Are you up for it?" " I might be." "It's an easy job." "You'll get 500,   and then I'll throw in the top." "Yes." "Deal." "Car, the car ..." "The black car ..." "The ... the, the, the ..." "The man from Bolivia ..." "The Bolivian connection." "The man from Athens." "The man from Athens." "The man from Athens" "A shadow" "You're a really sweet guy." "I was the only one who couldn't see it." "But I can ..." "I can see it now." "I see it so clearly now." "I just wanted you to tell me." "Oh, I'm fine." "I've got a job." " What's so funny about that?" " Mogens has got a job." "Where?" "It's that guy Little John." "The one with the garage." "He told me he'd make me an offer." "You should stay away from Little John." "I see ..." " Mogens, he's a crook." " What do you mean by that?" "I mean that he did something illegal once when I was with him." "And he screwed me and some of the guys over." "Is that a crime?" "Making a mail order company selling Chinese calculators for 15 kroner?" "People think they'll get a calculator." "All they get is a cheap ass abacus." "That's what I call criminal." "But it's more the fact that none of us got in on any of the money." "That's criminal." "To cheat you?" "And a couple of other guys?" " Did you get the money then?" " No, he took all the money himself." "Stay away from him." "Aha." "Do you know people in the neighbourhood?" " Do you get on with them?" " I chat with them." " What?" "It's a normal question." " Do you know your neighbours?" "Yes!" "I bloody well do." " All of them?" " There are ten apartments." "And yours is certainly the coldest." "Christ, it's cold at Thomas'." "How can you write in that cold?" "Oh, that's right, you can't." " It's really cold." " He's writing with his mittens on." " Hi, Thomas." " Ha ha, you're so funny." " Here, sweetie." " Thanks." " Why is there no chocolate with this?" " You can have mine." " Did you talk with Rene?" " He came by with mushrooms yesterday." " With mushrooms?" " He just wanted to give me some." " He wanted to give you mushrooms?" " Isn't it strange?" "Yes." "He just had to give you some mushrooms?" " And then he stayed?" " No, he was very busy." "He's hard to understand right now." "He's sending the strangest signals." "Excuse me, but the last time we spoke you said   it was over." "We were to talk on the phone when he was back." "But I couldn't reach him for three days." "I left a lot of messages for him, but he didn't call me back." "Then he dropped by with some mushrooms and was in a hurry, okay?" "So he wanted to give you a little present and ...?" "Or did he want to play the boyfriend?" "I don't know what he's up to." "But he knows you're sad." "I don't think he gives it much thought right now." "He's a little busy with ..." "With some girls, I think." "I'd really like to say something, but what can I say?" " There's not that much to say." " I want to be cool and tell you ..." "I'm actually doing okay." "It's really nice just sitting here." "Going out for a bit." "It's strange being with Mogens all the time." "Christ, they're a bunch of lazy fuckers." "It's amazing." "Then Chip and Dale drop by and sit on the couch for a couple of hours." " The football fans?" " Yes." "The best thing I've seen in football is that goalie standing in his goal,   and then he says, "Go!" "Move forward on the field!"" "And then he swings the ball and throws it directly in his own goal." " Really?" " "Move forward on the field!"" "Rene once said that his definition of a harmonious relationship   was that you could watch football without feeling guilty." "When you didn't need to say anything." "Christ, that girl's a stick." "It's really ugly to be that skinny." " She's got blonde hair." " Yes." "It's scary that I can picture that girl Signe so clearly." "It's very annoying that it's all so obvious." "You don't know if she was calling about a work-related meeting?" "That's the danger in listening to other people's messages." "You should stop doing that." "Why should she benefit from my two and a half years of hard work?" "What do you mean?" "What?" "He wouldn't be able to pull any girl two and a half year's ago." "Hard work?" "What are you talking about?" "There's this old theory that boys who look a bit odd   are better at satisfying women." "I just can't stand the thought that I've taught Rene to lick pussy." "He was so bad at it at first." "I've taught and trained him,   and now some stupid bitch is going to enjoy it." " Isn't it totally unfair?" " Yes, it is." "He was extremely bad at it in the beginning." "Even though he looks ugly enough to make you think   that he's always had to be able to satisfy the girls." "So now he's a top licker?" "Yes, he's top." " Hi." " Hi." "What are you reading?" " A catalogue of funds." " Aha." "I sit here in an economic crisis." "Or rather, lie here." " Can you apply?" "Someone like you?" " Anyone can apply for a grant." "There's a grant for absolutely everyone." "You just need to find the right one." " So I'm still looking." " What are you looking under?" "Here's one, for example, that you could apply for." "Shoe manufacturer Peter Ljungberg's Fund." "Worthy and needy unmarried women, widows   abandoned, separated and divorced wives." "What a list!" " You think I fit the description?" " Don't you?" "It's bloody smart if there's money in it." "If there's money in being dumped, then   you have the right qualifications." "Yes ..." "Do you want to apply for it or shall I?" " Is there an application form?" " Yes." "You have to send it to Vimmelskaftet 43, Copenhagen." "You could just walk over there and knock on the door." "And then I can just say I've been dumped." "And they'll throw money at me." "Just bring a picture of the guy who dumped you." "And then look a bit sad." "A great opportunity to cash in there." " Hi!" " Hi." " The door was open." " It was?" " We were just in the neighbourhood." " Would you like something?" " Coffee?" " I think we're out of coffee." "Try looking in the other cupboard." "Did you wash the carpet?" "I hung it out to dry and it doesn't reek of beer anymore." "I'm really sorry." "I see the floor also looks good again." " We actually brought a gift for you." " Is it now?" "Here." " From you two?" " It's from us because we think ..." "Well, you know ..." "We're sorry about the carpet." "Cornelis ..." "There's no CD in it." "May I just have a look?" "It must've fallen out." " I must've dropped it on the way." " You think so?" "It must've fallen out." " It's the thought that counts." " They forgot to put the CD in." "Either they did that, or I dropped it on the way." "A shame." "I would have loved to hear "The beggar smokes" right now." "Look what I've got." "We just bought a CD for 89 kroner and then they forgot to put it in." " And you bought it?" " Makes you feel stupid, huh?" "Who do you think we are?" "We bought it in Fredgaard." "They're usually really nice when I buy CD's there." " There's never any trouble with them." " Only the CD's outside are empty." "No, no ..." " I bought this one inside." " In the store?" "I bought it inside, in the store, yes." "I did!" "I bought it inside the store." "I'm really sorry, Julie." "You feel grateful for all the times they remembered to put it in." "I've often bought CD's in Fredgaard." "There's never any trouble with them." "There's never any trouble with Fredgaard." "If there's one thing you don't get at Fredgaard's, it's trouble." " What's that book?" " A catalogue of funds." "I'm in need of some money." "I want to apply for a grant." "As many as I possibly can." "You write to some people and just ask for money?" "People who had so much money that they established a fund   so that they can help other people." " Krista and Viggo Petersen's Fund." " How much money do they give?" " 4,000 kroner." " Can you call them?" "Hello, you're talking with Mogens Kreugaard." "Yes, I'm calling because I want to apply for a grant." "Is it possible?" "Well, I mean ..." "I've got recommendations from my former employers." "And they're good." "I'm a very reliable worker." "And when I start something, I always finish it." "I've taken several courses because I want to keep learning." "Particularly in the stockpiling business." "Yes ..." "As I can see, you've got a grant aimed at refresher courses and   refresher courses for young persons." "I've worked in different branches of the manufacturing industry." "I've been working in a hardware store   owned by my dad in Næstved." "And I've also worked at a machine factory in Århus." " Remember the job with Little John." " Shh." "I see that you distribute 400,000 kroner each year." "Is there any deadline for how soon I receive the grant?" "Actually, I need the grant by Wednesday next week." "Is that ...?" "Is that possible?" "Yes ..." "Yes, but we have to try, right?" "Yes." "Good." "Goodbye." "When do you hear from them?" "They couldn't make it before Denmark-Greece." " Do you take the other end?" " Yes." "Just a minute." " You've got it?" " Yes." "Just a minute, Mogens." "Let's go." "Okay, let's put it down." "You don't need to say much." "I'll say what needs to be said." "Hello, Mrs Rothstein." "We're here with the chest freezer." " What ...?" " Rothstein, it says here." "And that's here." "Your husband ordered a chest freezer." " But he died last Friday." " Fuck, did he?" "He called us last Wednesday and ordered a chest freezer." " He must've called from the hospital." " Yes." "I don't need a chest freezer." "He wanted it to be a surprise." "A big surprise!" " He said that?" " Yes, that's what he said." "He thought you deserved a new one." "And this one is fantastic." "It's a great model." "He died so suddenly." "We've been together for forty-five and a half years." "It's always terrible to lose a loved one." "How expensive is it?" "He got the price down from 3,500 to 3,000." " So 3,000 it is." " Will you take a check?" " I'd prefer cash." " Let me go and get the money." "I've got the check here." " Where ... where ..." " 3,000." "My ... my ... grand-child ..." "I've got some lovely grand-children." "If you'll just sign, I'll take care of the rest." "I've got a stamp I can use." "You can put it in the basement." "So we can just leave it here?" "Ivan, our work here is done." "Goodbye." "Enjoy it." "I'm sure you'll be happy with it." "Thank you so much." " Let's go, Mogens." " I think I'll leave now." " What?" " I'm walking." "Walking?" "Hop in." " No thanks." " And the top for the draught beer?" "Thanks." " Has Mogens left?" " Yes." "Yes, he'll be back in a minute." "I need your help, Steffen." "Yes, well ..." "Mogens mentioned that we ought to help you out." "I can vacuum for you   or do some ... cleaning if you think." "That's not what I meant." "It's just that I have to hand in a big essay on Tuesday." "And I left some important notes at Rene's." " I don't get it." " How can I get hold of them?" "They're at Rene's place, right?" "Maybe you could just go and get them?" " So why don't you just do it?" " I'd just like you to help me." " You don't want to help me?" " Yes ..." "Yes, well ..." "I don't think I'm the right ..." "I don't think I have any input to give on that essay." "I think you'll have to ask someone else." "I can't help you with the essay." "Are there many papers, given that you need my help?" "You just have to help me get them." "I'll manage from there." "So we have to get in without a key?" "Yes." "So that means we have to break into   the apartment?" "I just need to go in and get my notes." "Or it's one year of work wasted." " He could just return my calls." " But ... you know ..." "A locksmith, for instance, would charge you 800 kroner for it." "Really?" " That's a lot of money, or ..." " Yes." "That's a great deal of money." " I don't charge nearly that much." " How much do you charge?" " I'd like a bit for my services." " Yes, of course." " After all, I'm not a crook." " No, you're not. 500 kroner?" "Yes ..." "Bloody brilliant." "I really appreciate that." "lonely street" "abandoned newspaper" "A bigger piece." "Yes, like that." "PRESS" "Steffen!" "Why haven't you left yet?" " Was I supposed to leave?" " Yes, I'm fine on my own now." "What about the money?" "500 kroner?" "Oh yes, that's right." "You owe me 700." "Let's just write off the last 200." "Okay?" "Steffen, come on." "Close the door quietly." " Isn't she fantastic?" " Yes." " She has a very good body, huh?" " I can't get over it." "Can I just borrow those?" "Give me those." "Wow!" "God, she's hot!" "You should've seen her the other day." " What happened?" " She was heading for the shower." "Have you seen her naked?" "You have?" "Bloody hell." "Now she's putting on her coat." "She's fucking lovely, man." "Go after her." "Go after her." "Do it." "Find out where she's going, where she works." " I can't do that." " Thomas." "Come on." "If you want to do more than this ..." " I just had a stroke of bad luck." " What happened?" "Julie, right?" "She said she'd give me 500 kroner if I opened a door for her." "But then I owed her 700 that she didn't even tell me that I owed her." "So I didn't get the 500 kroner." "Too bad." "I just thought I could use that 500 kroner   on a ticket for the match against Greece." "She's a tough cookie, huh?" "I was thinking that maybe you could lend me the money for the ticket?" "Sorry, no can do." "After all, it is your own fault, right?" " What is?" " That you have no money right now." " Why do you say that?" " You know what I mean." " Try saving once in a while." " I need something to save from." "It's not my fault that Julie promises me 500 kroner and I don't get it." " Because you owed her 700 kroner." " She could've told me that." "Then I would've charged 1,000." "Do you realize what I did?" "You have to finish what you're doing before you start something new." " Have you ever heard of that?" " Really, that's ..." "You have to learn to save once in a while." "You can have a cup of coffee." "Would you like that?" "I'll just run up while it's tumbling." "Then I'll bring you a cup of coffee." "Two lumps of sugar?" " Three." " I'll give you four." "Oh, what a nice place." " These are the ones I did." " You only did a few, right?" "I did six of them." " Whoops." " Naughty, naughty." " We did have a good time." " Yes, there's a good vibe." " This is quite good." " A feisty gaze." "A pretty gaze?" "Well, you can see that I'm really present on that one." "I just hope it isn't ... too much?" " Do you find it vulgar?" " Not at all." " I'm sorry, you have to go." " I ..." "No, I shouldn't say anything." " I didn't know you're still an item." " We're not." " Are you fucking my boyfriend?" " Just ignore her." " Stop it!" "Am I ...?" " Are you fucking my boyfriend?" "I'm not even a part of this." "We hardly know each other." "Who are you to ..." "I'm leaving." "We don't need to talk or anything." " I'm really sorry." "Come on." " Now I'm practically kicked out." "I'm so sorry." "It's okay." "It's just a little weird." " I'll call you, okay?" " Okay." " Is that your new girlfriend?" " No, it's not." "Certainly not." "How did you get in?" "How?" "I came through the door." "You haven't got a key." "How did you do it?" "How did you get in?" " How?" " It doesn't matter." "Through the door." "I think it matters." "Why didn't you just admit you'd rather be with someone like her?" " What do you mean?" " Someone like her." "There's nothing between her and me." "Not at all." "I just wanted to see   what you're up to." "Stop it!" "Don't touch me!" "What are you doing, huh?" "What are you doing?" " What are you doing with me?" " Calm down, calm down." " Stop it!" " It's just ..." "What?" "What?" " What?" " Come on, come on." "Stop it." "Stop what?" "I'm just sitting here." "And look what you're up to." "And you're not man enough to tell me." " I don't know what you're up to." " What the hell do you mean?" " What are you doing?" "Huh?" " What do you mean "doing"?" "How can you just stop loving me?" "How do you do it?" " Calm down." "Sit down." " I'm sitting totally still." "You have to explain it to me." "I don't understand it." "I can't keep up with you." "I don't understand why you don't take love seriously?" "How can you just ..." "How can you just return it like a bottle for recycling?" "Stop fondling me!" " How can you do it?" " Listen closely." "Are you listening?" " Really listening?" " Yes." "There's nothing more between us." "There's just nothing left." "I've got nothing more to say." "I just don't." "No." " I'm leaving." " Stay a while." "This is just too ..." "This is too awkward." "Can't you just sit for a ..." "We've got nothing more to say." "That's what you just told me." "Bye." "Stop it." "Come on." " I don't want to fight." " No, no." "Not at all." " It's all right." " It's not." "I was just being silly." "Hi." "Hi, Mogens." " Have you got the money?" " Oh, yes." "Oh, yes, that's right." " What did we agree on?" " 500 kroner." "500 ..." "Hello." "Do you want a time today?" " Sorry?" " You want your hair cut today?" "Yes, please." "Have a seat over there." "Just a minute." " Hi." " Hi." "You need a haircut?" " Yes ..." " Yes?" "What did you have in mind?" "I just need a haircut." "I was thinking something short." " Shorter." " So just a bit shorter, right?" "I just need to wash your hair first, so if you'll come with me ..." "And then you just need to put this on." "Please sit down." "Lay your head down." "Just lean back." "That's fine." "The water's not too cold?" " You're painting." " I certainly am." " What do you think of the colour?" " Well, it's very ... yellow." " Do you want to try?" " Yes." "It feels nice to roll it on." " I've painted a lot in my time." " You have?" "In Næstved." "Why is it that you prefer big boobs?" "Why do you prefer big boobs?" "That magazine?" "I don't really know." "I just like them." "Just take the top." "I can reach the bottom myself." " I've never given it any thought." " Maybe it's a mother complex." " Yes ..." " Cuddling up." "I'll just roll a bit here." " So what do you use them for?" " Use what for?" "The boobs." "What you use them for?" "I also like small boobs." "I don't think it's ..." "No matter what guys say,   that they like small boobs or find it cosy with a small belly, " " when you get down to it, they all want a skinny blonde with big boobs." " It's the truth." " No." "Yes." "It's just a question of being honest about it." "Shall I pour some more?" "Why aren't people honest from the start and say it right away?" "It's got nothing to do with size." "That's not honest, Mogens." "Sit on the bench so it doesn't rock." "Julie, I was thinking ...." "Would you like to go to the match tonight?" "A football match?" "I bloody well wouldn't." " I'm not going to see football." " It could be lots of fun." "When it's an international match, the stadium's packed." " You could do with getting out." " What do you mean?" "You could do with letting it all hang out for a change." " I need to paint behind you." " Okay." "And I bought a ticket." "I also bought one for you." " You bought me a ticket?" " Yes." "Why the hell did you think I wanted to see a football match?" "I just thought so because ..." "it could be fun." "And then afterwards we can hit the town and we can   do something else." "It would really mean a lot to me if you came to that match." "So ..." "Steffen's coming as well." "And Thomas." " And we'll drink some beer." " I'm not going to that match." "Afterwards we'll probably go dancing or something." " You and Steffen?" " And Thomas." " Dancing?" " And you." " What kind of dancing?" " Dancing the night away." " You can't dance." " I certainly can." " Then show me." " I can't just dance on command." " Sure you can." " I'm not a solo dancer." "Show me what you have in mind." "Watch the paint, okay?" "Are you ready?" "You put your hand here." "Your hand goes up here." "That's it." "And then you need to ..." "Then you start with that leg, stepping backwards." "And then we move sideways." "Are you ready?" "And keep your head up." "You don't have to look at the ceiling." "Are you ready?" "One, two ..." "You see?" "I was looking out the window with binoculars." "It's perfectly normal." " I just happened to see ..." " And then you let her cut your hair." "It's destiny, you could say." "It's not like I'm a voyeur or a pervert." " No, you just wanted a haircut." " I thought she was sweet." " Well, I like your new haircut." " Thank you." "It's actually looks good." " There he is!" " Steffen!" " Hey!" "Steffen!" " How did he get in there?" "Steffen!" "No!" " Wu wei." " They should use their wings more." " I could have done that." " No fucking way." " Hi." " Hi, Steffen." "Look what I've got." "It's Michael Laudrup's." " You don't believe me?" " Yes, of course we believe you." "Subtitles:" "Malene Hollnagel Scandinavian Text Service 2011"