"Attention, zoo visitors!" "We are now closed!" "GO HOME!" "A-a-and... go!" "Okay, men." "We all heard the chatter." "This cafe was due for a big shipment of tasty fish." "Fan out and find it!" "Skipper, I`m afriad we may have a bad intel..." "Cheese-Z-Fish?" "Oh, this whole mission is a total waste of time!" "Not quite!" "I can find a use for this!" "Total... waste!" "We could give these bananas to Bada and Bing." "Yes!" "And then they'll owe us a debt that someday we`ll call on them to repay!" "In block!" "I like your thinking, Private!" "Oh..." "I just thought it was a neighbourly thing to do." "Neighbourly?" "!" "Aw, you`re cute!" " You could keep `em." " What?" "But you usually go bananas for bananas!" " This is true." " However, today we`ve got some special." "On account of it being our zoo-aversary." " Ugly bananas?" " I`ll punch your mouth for saying such a things!" "Oh, these are African plantains!" "From the Old Country." "My mama used to pick, sweet and delicious, gabba-goo-goo..." "Little piece of heaven, dancing on the tongue." "U-uh, I should like to sample these plantings on my tongue!" "It`s "plantains", not "plantings", and you won`t nothing to do with them." "You know how these gorillas are about sharing." "Yo, I was breathing that air!" "Still I feel I must taste these bananas of the Gods." " No!" "Absolutely not!" " Are you sure?" " Don't do it." " Bad idea." " Horrible idea." " Nuh-uh." " No way." " Are you loopy?" "Even you can't be that stupid!" " Those gorillas will rip you apart!" " Don't even think about it, baby!" "That is... the goodest idea ever!" "Yes!" "Mort, you are so wise..." "It`s just an ugly banana..." "But the ugliness hides a beauty within..." "My tongue is in love!" "Well, the sky`s so clear and sparkly tonight!" "Not a care in the..." "Wait a minute!" "Is that...?" "Oh, no, he wouldn`t..." "Marlene!" "You`ve got to get out of there!" " Wha..." "What?" "!" " You`ve got to get out of there!" "I still care to... what?" "YOU`VE GOT TO..." "Listen to me!" "There is a small chance Bada and Bing won`t notice one missing plantain." "If you`ll leave right now, they may not crush you..." " Oh..." "Oh, that is good!" " Told you." "Well..." "They won`t miss a few, right?" "E-e-eh, the plantains are all gone." "All gone?" "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "OH, NO!" "Hey, it's okay!" "I was begining to feel a little full anyway." "Bada and Bing are gonna be crazy mad!" "When they`ll see this they wanna rip us into confetti." "What are we gonna do?" " Okay, okay..." "We could hide!" " They`ll find us!" "We-e-e... cou-u-uld... disguise ourselves!" "You know, I make a pretty convincing Kentucky colonel..." "And you could be my special lady-friend..." "Julien, there is only one way we can hope to survive this." "We`ll flee the zoo right now and never-ever return." " Oh my!" "Do we have time to pack?" " No!" "How about to goodbye celebrity roast with all of our friends?" "That would be fun..." "What?" "!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I love my plantains..." "We gotta go!" " Hey, what was that for?" " Yo, we`ve got us the situation..." "Presenting..." "The Tunneler!" "It will carve its way to the core of the Earth." "Right to the underground kingdom of the infamous mole-men!" "Ha-ha!" "Subterranean combat, here we come!" "We`ve enraged the mole-men!" "They`re counter-attacking!" "No, it`s worse..." "Some guy`s car!" "Harder they fall." "Go!" "Hey, you got us all incapacitated and what not!" "That`s what we do with rampaging psychos." "Yeah, we`re rampaging!" "Some mook went with all our plantains!" "Now we gotta find that mook and stomp`im hard!" "And since we don`t know who this mook is we gotta stomp everybody." "You know, just to be sure..." "Someone ate their plantains." "Who would be so stupid?" " Julien!" " Agree!" "Listen, apes, life has dealt you a real kick in a short pants here." "But I gotta tell you, crimes like this are usually unsolvable." "Right, Kowalski?" "We may never know the true identity of a culprit." "Anywho I`m sure Private`s got some syrupy slop to put this whole incident inperspective." "Go!" "Ehm..." "Prince Shares-A-Lot says:" ""Sad times and bad times ain`t never fun"" ""But if you smile all the while - You`ll always won!"" " That is some primo Lunacorn advise." " Yo, maybe the little bird`s got a point over here." "It`s not like pounding everybody's gonna suddenly bringing back our plantains." "Right?" "Right..." "Skipper?" "Is that you?" ".." "Listen." "It`s about Bada and Bing`s plantains." "P-p-plantains?" "Yeah, we`ve covered that, Marlene." "Unsolvable crime!" "We`ll never know who did it." "No!" "No, it`s not unsolvable." "It was me and Julien." "We ate`em all." "Hey, Skip!" "They were delicious!" "I`ll totally do it again!" "Anyway, we`re skipping town and never coming back..." " The otter!" " And the lemur!" "Stomp`em!" "Now, fellas!" "Remember what the Lunacorns..." "How did Marlene get on our radio?" "We`ll solve that puzzle later." "To the car, men!" "E-e-ehm, where`s the car?" "Hey, hi!" "Me again!" "Anyway, we also..." "E-ehm, we also took your car." "Really sorry `bout that." "Hope you don`t need it." "Like..." "like ever again." "There, okay." "Clear conscience." "Sort of..." "Hey, what`s the best way out of town?" "On Lincoln Tunnel or Staten Island Ferry?" "O-o-oh!" "There is the fairy of the Staten Island?" "We`ll never capture them on foot." "To the planes!" "Yeah, oh yeah..." "No dice!" "I`m currently upgrading them with more legroom." "Tall people have rights too!" "Fine!" "We`ll improvise!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "Stop!" "Let go!" "We go to Staten Island fairy so she could grant my wishes!" "The Staten Island Ferry doesn`t grant wishes!" "It`s a boat!" "How can a boat be a fairy?" "It has no wings!" "Now turn this car around SO I COULD WISH FOR MORE PLANTAINS!" "The ferry doesn`t grant wishes." "Okay, you hear me now." "The fairy will grant my wishes." "I`m very persuasive..." "No, you`re not." "Oh!" "Now you look at this - you chipped the paint!" "Eh!" "Fairy can buff that out for us..." "Yo!" "I don`t think yous twos are appreciating the gravity of the situation in which you currently find yourselves." "Yeah!" "The gravity and what not." "Ugly gorrilas!" "Faster, faster, please, go faster!" "Ha!" "You caught her!" "The plantain bandit!" "Good work!" "So I`ll just leave out to you, guys..." "You ain`t going nowhere!" "I still blame you for this!" " Me?" " Yeah, yeah!" "Who else should I blame?" "Mort!" "Usually works for me." "And sometimes Maurice." "Who else?" "E-e-eh.." "Oh, how about..." "Penguins?" "!" "The penguins?" "Really?" "It won`t like when you possibly lay this at them..." "No!" "Look - penguins!" "Stinkzookas - fire!" "Shotgun!" "For you!" " You can`t yell "Shotgun!" for someone else." " I did!" "Beefsteak tomatoes, I'm hit!" "Nevermind - you drive!" "Fairy Staten Island, here we come!" "You take a next leg." "Julien, this are plantains!" "Can you believe our good luck?" "Not luck, Marlene." "The Staten Island Fairy has heard our please, and answered them." "Thank you, Staten Island Fairy!" "She know I was getting hungry..." "Or..." "Or mayby we could give them to Bada and Bing." "You know, so maybe we could go home again." "I suppose maybe we could do that." "Even though it all work out, I hope you learnt something about messing with other people stuff." " I sure did." "You really shouldn`t do it for me..." " Me?" "It was you!" "It was..." "Hey!" "The car?" "!" "Totally her!" "Listen, we can buff that out!" "I..." "I know a guy..." "Learn your own lesson, lady..." "Translation:" "CCCP2976"