"*phone ringing*" "Hello, Umbrella Broadband." "How can I help you?" "I" " I'm c-c-calling a-about mmm mm mm hello?" "mm mm sir can you here me?" "mm my" "Hello?" "bbb -bb bb-bb" "Sir, are you there?" "bbbbb-bbb- bill *operator hangs up* *dial tone* *inner monologue* Hi, my names Greenwood." "I'm calling about my bill." "*on speaker phone* You're through to umbrella broadband." "Thank you for holding." "Your call is important to us." "Please wait and a customer service rep will be with you shortly" "You're through to umbrella broadband." "Thank you for holding." "Your call is important to us." "Please wait and a customer service rep will be with you shortly" "You're through to umbrella broadband." "Thank you for holding." "Your call is important to us." "Please wait and a customer service.." "snap judgement 1,224." "Year 11 student." "Flaky, but loyal." "received first ever blowjob two nights ago." "Current mood: ecstatic *repeats to himself* Music Music Music Music ..." "Music's Pleasure Pleasure Pleasure music's pleasure" "Counting Counting Counting Counting count counting pleasure pleasure ,music ,music , music.." "MUSIC'S PLEASURE" "Dad hmmm?" "mmm---mmm---mmmusic's" "The pleasure the hhhh-human soul eee-experiences from" "I like that one" "*customer service recording plays on speaker phone in background* *laptop dings*" "*dad on phone in background* need someone to get in touch with my son, but your company is not communicating with him." "So would you please either communicate with me or get in touch with my son" "This seems to be the problem, the website is not able to access it, or I wouldnt be ringing you would I?" "snap judgement 1,225 charity worker, dependable, funny." "But quiet in large groups." "Dreams of escaping to Buenos Aires to setup a wine bar" "Loves words., hence despises text speak" "ok, hi El." "Sorry, I'm only getting back to you now." "Amazing that you're in London" "I'd love to meet with you." "The thing is my bloody cousins are visiting and I.... *deletes text* no no no no" "*sighs*" "Excuse me, can you tell me where the blue swan cafe is please?" "Blue Swan Cafe?" "oh...oh god, im so sorry" "Blue Swan?" "Sure, through the crossroad second left, you cant miss it" "What am I doing?" "Hi, El so sorry I havent gotten back to you if your still in London and by some chance still want to meet me, I'd love to meet you" "Yours sincerely, Worlds biggest Dickhead send" "*man berating woman* rude man:" "I dont fucking trust you" "You dont trust me?" "No of course I fucking dont why dont you trust me well, its what your like...what you do?" "The fuck you staring at me like that for huh?" "Woman:" "I wasnt staring man: yes you were." "I saw you I fucking saw you." "What is the matter with you?" "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "The fuck do you want?" "snap judgement 1, 226 reclusive typographer invisible to the naked eye communication skills are in infant excels in the art of self pity" "*laptop dings*" "Ellie , hello ,hi great nice to find you" "these are for you..." "I got you these...heres something for you" "do Ilook like a serial killer?" "Im not a serial killer heres something for you" "Iwas going to give you flowers, but decided a book" "*even more sentences continue to mash together in mind*" "q - r - s - t - u - v - w - x - y - z *recites the alphabet in mind*"