"Previously on "Wrecked"..." "I had sex with Chet last night!" "What?" "!" "Jess and Chet are... bangin'." "I can't leave Jess behind." "You gotta fight for the ones you love." "Aah!" "You came back for me." "Mmhh!" " Rosa?" " Hi!" "I thought you died in the crash." "No, there's a whole camp of us that survived." "Owen, this is everyone:" "Josh, Cooper and Miles, Javier." "I just don't want to be alone anymore." "There's somebody else on the island." "It's the other flight attendant." "She tried to kill me." "Aah!" "Oh, shoot!" "Aah!" "Ahh!" "Rosa?" "What, you don't recognize me?" "We share a hot, sticky night together, and then you don't even bother to remember me?" "What?" " You look..." " Huh?" "Different." "Listen, you and I, we need to talk, okay?" "About what happened between us." "Okay, let me just come right out and apologize." "I feel really bad about how we hit you in the head, but I..." "Oh, and I'm pregnant." "And you're the father." "How is...?" "Okay, I'm sorry, this can't be" " happening, okay?" " Yeah, well," "I'm not proud of it, either." "First of all, Rosa, the night that we..." "Mm-hmm." "Boned?" "!" "You can say it." "Everybody here knows what you're talkin' about." "Britney, Josh, Javier!" "Javier, do not start with me!" "Sorry." "Right." "Well, first of all, that night," " Mm-hmm." " We used protection." " Yeah." " Also, that was only" " 2 weeks ago." " So...?" "So, how do you know that we're pregnant?" "Maybe because I took a pregnancy test?" " What are you talking about?" " Yeah, see?" "There." "I peed on it; it's positive." "There's a little plus sign right there." " You peed on this?" " I peed all over that." "What?" "Oh, do you not believe me?" "Do you need me to take another one?" "I will, I just need to chug some water." " No, no, thank you." " Or something..." "No, it's fine; it's fine." "Oh." "You use me" " for my body," " Tss!" "Okay." "And now you can't even watch me pee on something?" "Yes?" "Oh, Owen." "You are so unbelievably" " typical!" " God!" "Okay." "You frickin' men think you can just walk away!" "You just stick your nasty little dingus and you just squirt your seed..." "Pbbt!" "Pbbt!" "... wherever you want?" "No." "You knocked me up, Owen!" "And you need to take responsibility, or I will filet you from your neck to your nuts." "Oh, my God." "Okay, Rosa, you're absolutely right." "I see it now." "You are pregnant." "Yeah, what?" "Am I showing already?" "Rosa!" "What is it that you want, huh?" "!" "Do you want me to be a father?" "What?" "!" "Eww!" "Blecch!" "Oh, my God." " Okay." " What?" "!" "No!" " Point made." " Aah, aaaagggghhhhh!" " No, thank you." " Loud and clear." "Yuck!" "You!" "Pbbbbbt!" "Whoo!" "That... no way, man." "That thought, get it out of my head!" "Get it out of my head!" "No!" "No." " That's fine." " No, Owen, I..." "I need you to find a clinic so that we can have this taken care of." "Ooh, all right, all right, all right, yeah." "Hell, yeah." "Daddy's all healed up." "It's go time." "Wow, someone's in a good mood." "Yeah, why shouldn't I be?" "Sun's out, it's a beautiful day, and I'm gonna beat Chet to death." " What?" " Good luck!" "Yeah!" "You think I just forgot, you long-haired freak?" "!" "Whatever I did, man, I'm sorry, bro." "You had sex with my girlfriend!" "Now it's payback, bitch!" "Todd!" " What are you doing?" " Huh?" "I told you, you and I were broken up then." "He didn't do anything wrong!" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no." "We were barely broken up, and this guy swoops in like a friggin' poon vulture." "That is a serious violation of bro code!" "It's wager time, Chet versus Todd!" "Let's go, Greenpeace." "Time to dance, come on." " I won't fight." " All right, then, it's just gonna be hittin' you and you hittin' the floor." "Oh!" "Ohhh!" "Holy shit." "Shit!" "Florence, you gotta help me." "Florence." "I just ran into Rosa." " What?" "!" " She tried to kill me." "Okay, what do you need me to do?" "I don't even know how to say this." "I need you to perform an abortion." "What?" "!" "You need me to perform a fake abortion?" "That is insane." "Well, so is Rosa, okay?" "Obviously, there's no way that she's pregnant, but she told me that, if I don't get her into a "clinic" within one hour, she's gonna kill me." "Okay, we can do this." "You know, I've helped out a lot of friends with this sort of thing, so, I know the drill." "I mean, she's gonna have to believe you." "I got this." "All right, you're gonna have to seem like a real doctor." "How so?" "You... you just have a very like undoctor vibe that" " I thought you were going for!" " Oh." "My." "God." "Please, just do this for me." "I'm gonna, and it's gonna knock your frickin' socks off!" " Babe?" " Huh?" " Babe." " Hey." "Oh, thank God." "Jess, 'sup?" "Did I murder him?" "My bad, bro." "You shit!" " Oh, my God." " Son of a bitch!" " Todd!" " I'll wrestle the shit" " Todd!" " Out of you!" " Get..." " You're mine, dick." " Get up." " What?" "Ohhh." "Good call." "Hydrate, recover, kick ass!" "Listen to me!" "You and Chet are gonna talk this out." "No way, dude." "Todd, put this to rest, or find someplace else to sleep tonight." "Oh, well, then, looks like I'm sleepin' somewheres else, then, doesn't it?" "Huh, Jess?" "!" "You know I'm kiddin', right?" "I'm kidding!" "Can I get a spill off that agua?" "I'll get it." "So, the clinic's just up here." "Oh, I'm just so glad that there's no protestors waiting outside." "Yeah." "We're lucky." "Ahh, hello, welcome." "I'm Dr. Florence." "You're right on time." " You must be Rosa." " I know you." "I held you hostage, in camp, with him." "Ah!" "I'm so embarrassed." "I had no idea you were a doctor." "It's okay." "Totally fine." "It's very understandable." " Oh, my God." " I look very young;" "my voice is stupid." "Please come in, welcome." "Color me embarrassed." " Okay." " Okay." "Now, I understand you had a positive pregnancy test." "Yeah, bit of a shocker." "Just kind of figured he was sterile, you know, look at him." " Okay." " Now, I know this is a very stressful time for you, Rosa, but, you're not alone." "This is good." "I feel safe here." "I graduated medical school from John Hopkins and undergrad from Northwestern University," " magna cum laude." " Okay, so we're here because..." "I founded this clinic in 2010, with the hopes of providing medical services for women, by women," " and it is my dream..." " Very cool." "So we're here because Rosa would like to get an abortion." "Excuse me, sir, would you mind stepping outside?" "I need to confer with the patient privately." "I'll be okay." "But I am gonna need you to drive me home when I'm done." "If you'll bring the car around." "Okay." "I will just be outside." "Confidentiality is very important in the medical field." "Just read some magazines or something." "I get it, man." "I know what you're goin' through right now." "You don't get a thing about me, you hippie trash." "You hummus-eating shitstain." "That!" "The anger, Todd!" "That's what I mean." "That was me, back in Scottsdale." "Wait, hold up." " You're from Scottsdale?" " Shhyeah." "No, no, no, no, I'm from the Dale." "What?" "Seriously?" "!" "Dude, maybe our paths crossed." "Oh, pssh!" "I doubt it, man." "I was doing cool shit back in the 480." "You were, what, living under a freeway?" "Washing your balls in public fountains?" "Taking a dump in a bush?" "No, man, I had a condo." "I actually had a great life." "'Til the day it all changed." " The future is nanotechnologies." " Mm-mm, yeah, yeah!" "I didn't make that call." "That's just how it is." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " That's the direction everything's going, so you..." "Mr. Prime Minister, I'm gonna have to call you back." "Oh!" "Nice one!" " Oh!" "Ay!" "Ah!" " Ohhhhhhhhhh!" "Hey!" "I honestly think I would've killed that guy, man, but, before I could get in there, he'd run off." "I didn't know what to do with the rage, so I just left." "Started medicating." " Cocaine is what I mean." " No, I got it." "Yeah, I know what that means." "And that was it." "Since that day, everything just spiraled out for me." "Damn, dude." "Now you're this friggin'... burnout." "Man, my point is I let anger poison me." "Don't make the same mistake I did back at old Kitzmann Villas." "Wait." "Your condo was in the Kitzmann Villas?" "Yeah." "Why?" "Ohhhhhhh!" "Hell, yeah!" "Whoo." "Oh, my God." "It's my boyfriend." " You have a boyfriend?" " You gotta go." "What the hell?" "What's up, man?" "You okay?" "No." "Yeah, no, I'm okay." "I was in real estate back home and the Kitzmann Villas, man, it's dope property, really good." " Oh, yeah." " Okay, whatever." "I just always thought this was not how I get pregnant, that it would happen on my own terms, you know?" "With a pilot, probably Italian." "Yes." "Of course." "But then I think I'm like," ""Wh-Who are you trying to kid, Rosa?" ""Huh?" "Stupid Rosa!" " "Aah!"" " No, no, no," " don't, no." " Yes, because so little in my life has actually gone how I wanted it to go, you know?" "And I feel like... like every choice I've ever made is the wrong choice." "Oh, my sweet girl." "Also, like, I know I'm a little crazy." "Hey, no, no, no, no, no." "You are not crazy." "No?" "There are no wrong choices." "Only different paths." "You're so smart." " I know." " Wow, okay." "I think I'm ready now." " Hey-ey!" " Hey." "So, everything... taken care of?" "Owen." "I've decided to keep the baby!" "You're gonna be a dad!" "Owen!" "We're gonna have a baby!" "Can you even believe that?" "!" " I literally can't even." " No?" "Wow!" "What happened?" "Well, when I was talking to the doctor, I just..." "I felt this overwhelming sense of calm come over me." "Like, this was a path I'm meant to go down." "Thank you." "I got you." "Anyway, obviously, I want you to be a part of this baby's life." "So, come on!" "We have a nursery to paint." "Okay." "I'm just gonna go talk to the doctor" " What?" " Real quick." " Why?" " Uh, you know, to just kinda" " get some insurance stuff" " Oh!" "Squared away." "You're so responsible." "Ooh!" "I should start thinkin' about baby names!" "Oh, that's nice." "What are you doing to me?" "!" "This was not part of the plan!" "I'm sorry, it's her baby." "I have to respect her choice." "Florence, there is no baby, okay?" "Now, thanks to you, I'm gonna have a knife in my back for the next nine months!" "Oh, Owen." "How do you feel about eating the placenta, yum or superyum?" "Rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr." "Oh, my God." "She's insane." "You think so, doctor?" "We can fix this, okay?" "I just need to..." "Fight crazy with crazy." "What?" "Follow my lead." "Rosa, hon, are you feeling okay?" " You look a little flushed." " I do?" "!" " Yeah." " No, I feel fine!" "Oh, good, good." "That's good to hear." " P-erfect, even." " Okay, great, so I'm just gonna" " go ahead and take your pulse." " Yeah." " Cautionary measure." " I feel like I'm glowing." "Just gonna take that pulse." "Oh, that's fast." " What?" "!" " Oh, wow!" "Rosa, your water broke!" " What?" "!" " Oh, my gosh!" "The baby's coming early." "Uhh, nine months early?" "You know, I've seen this happen in... mothers who are very fit and attractive." "Ohhhhh!" "The baby's coming!" "Ooh." "Oh, mother [bleep]" "Did you work things out with Chet?" "Something like that." "Good." "Hey." "You're a good man." "I don't know about that." "Remember when we were on a big break a few years back, during March Madness?" "Oh, yeah, March Sadness." " Right." " Yeah." "Since we were officially split up," "I sort of hooked up with this girl." "I don't care." "All that matters is who we are today." " Okay?" " Hmm." "Rosa, it's another contraction!" "You have to push!" "You can do this." "Owen, tell her." "Yeah, right, yes!" "Come on!" "Oh!" "Hey, Rosa, you can do this!" "You can do this, okay?" " I'm so proud of you, okay?" " Oh." "Don't be afraid." "I'm right here with you." "You're amazing." "Oh, oh." "Sorry." "Ooh, I can see the head!" " Yeah?" "Okay." " One more big push, Rosa, you can do it!" "Uhh." "Ohhhhhh!" "Oh, my gosh, one more big push!" " Ohhhhh!" " Oh, my." "Wha...?" "It's a... it's a baby!" "Oh, my God, it's..." "It's not what I expected." "That's..." "That's even more beautiful." "Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh!" "And it's a boy, all right." "It's my little boy." "Owen, look at your son." "Hey." "Hey, buddy." "Little dude." "Wait a second." "This can't be." "What's wrong?" " This blood test." " What?" "According to this, Owen can't be the father." "What is going on?" "Rosa..." "Is there something you're not telling us?" "Ooh, yeah." "I..." "I wasn't quite sure," " but..." " What is the meaning of this?" "Javier." "Before I slept with you, I slept with Javier." "You son of a bitch!" "Owen, I'm so sorry, but it's just..." "This must be his baby." "How could you?" "I..." "I... ♪ If you were a snake, I'd be scared of you ♪" "♪ If you were a jaguar ♪" " Chet." " ♪ I'd be scared, too ♪" " Chet." " ♪ But you're just a crab ♪" " Chet!" " ♪ I'm just a crab ♪" "Hey, man, look at this tiny miracle." "It's a hermit crab inside that." "I gotta tell you something, and, afterwards, you're gonna wanna punch me in the face, but F it." "All we have is today." "I don't understand all the things that you're talking about." "I banged your girlfriend." "What?" "Kitzmann Villas." "That was me." "So, I'm not gonna be a father?" "What a gut punch." "Owen, I'm sorry." "But you can come visit the baby" " Nah." "No, - anytime." "It would hurt too much." "Sure." "Oh!" " Oh, my God!" " Rosa?" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, there's another one coming." "It's twins!" " What?" " No, it's not." "Oh!" "Ooh, ooh, ooh!" "Ooh, ooh, ooh!" " Ohhhhhhh!" " Hol..." "y shit!" "It's a miracle." "I don't understand, man." "You banged my girlfriend?" "I broke the bro code." "So break my face, man, come on!" "Come on, pop me!" "Do it!" "Ahhh!" "Or bear-hug me, sure." "Yeah, okay, choke me out." " There!" " Mmm!" "Takes big nuts to confess something like that, man." "You're not a bro, Todd." "You're a man, Todd." "Plus, the guy that banged my girlfriend was Black." "What?" "!" "Why the hell are you doing this?" "!" "Sorry, my dude." "Ow, shit!" "That means there were multiple guys walking in on multiple affairs all over the Kitzmann Villas." "[Bleep] Scottsdale, man." "Yeah." "So, Javier and I have decided we're gonna... we're gonna try to give it a go." " We're so happy for you." " Oh, wow." "Thank you." "We're gonna move to the other side of the island, though." "Javier has family there." "Plus, the schools are really good." "Oh, that's so important." "Yeah." "Well," "I should probably feed these two." "You know, with my breasts." " We will go." "Okay." "Yeah." " I'm gonna go." "Wait, I wanted to tell you," "I named the babies." " Aw!" " Ohhh!" "Yeah." "This one is Florence." "Oh, that's so nice." "I'm honored." "For you." "And this little guy is..." " Owen." " What?" "!" "Owen?" "No." "Hold on, I gotta get it outta..." " Oh." "Wow." " No." "This is Tony Pepperoni." "Bye, Tony." "Pepperoni." "Tony Pepperoni." "Bye, Tony Pepperoni!" "Bye!" " Okay." " Bye." " Bye, guys." " Okay." "Okay, bye-bye." "Ugh, I thought they'd never leave, huh?" "Ohhhhh!" "Oh, my God!" "We did it." "Ohhhhh!" "Wow." "Huh." "That golf ball." "Yeah, it's up inside her that whole time?" " Ugh!" "Ugh!" " What?" "!"