"You don't know when to quit, do you Stan?" "You in or out?" "You're bluffing again." "100 bucks on the side says I'm not bluffing." "5 grand!" "You nuts?" "I haven't got that much left." "It means you aren't in, Stan." "Go to bed, it won't hurt as much." "Now you're bluffing." "Double or nothing." "So?" "If I win, I take it, if I lose, I owe you double." "Don't be stupid!" "I don't want to ruin you." "Double or nothing!" "O.K." "Full House." "O.K., you weren't bluffing, Stan." "You lose anyway." "Four sevens..." "Son of a bitch !" "Why didn't you listen to me?" "Up to now you owe me 50 grand." "That much?" "Yeah." "You don't have to pay me right away, we're buddies..." "Doggy." "Thanks Méo, I knew you were cool." "No problem, give it to me next time your Boys play." "Come on, it's in a week!" "Some friend..." "Look, I've got a reputation." "I wouldn't be so easy on anyone else." "You... I'll give you a break..." "'Cause I wouldn't want to break both your legs." "I'm in deep shit, eh?" "What d'ya think?" "#All the witnesses agree with the testimony# #taken by Sergeant Léporé,# #proving beyond a reasonable doubt that the suspect is guilty# #of the assault charges committed on two individuals,# #one of whom is still in critical condition in the hospital,#" "#with over 36 fractures caused by a blunt instrument.#" "For that reason and in view of his past record and the seriousness of the present charges, the Crown recommends a sentence of no less than 2 years." "Your Honor, I object!" "The prosecution's gone too far, he's crazy, he's out of his mind, Your Honor!" "2 years for a trifling offense is a bit steep!" "Especially, and I keep repeating it, Your Honor, my client... look at my client, is he not... the sad victim of a miscarriage of justice of which the Prosecutor is the persecutor who will cash in..." "Who scored the 3 goals for the Canadians in the '71 final against Chicago?" "7th game:" "Jacques Lemaire, Henri Richard, Henri Richard." "Final goal, 2:34 of the 3rd period." "Yes, sir!" "We're hot tonight, Lisette!" "Sweetie..." "Thanks, poopsie." "Let's get the record straight." "You owe me 5 grand." "If I don't get it before 6 PM, I'll be over with a baseball bat." "That's it, I feel like hitting a home run." "Cancer?" "My God, Gilles, sorry, I had no idea..." "Well, I hope you get better..." "Generalized?" "Get well soon !" "Listen, couldn't we speed up the process a bit?" "I'm ready to accept a one-year sentence." "That's pretty acceptable to me." "If the Prosecution isn't ready to make a deal, we'll be here till the wee hours." "Too bad, you'll miss your hockey game, Jean-Charles." "I won't go for less than 2 years." "I'll remember you for this... 2 years." "It'll give him time to shave." "2 years!" "What?" "#Welcome to:" ""Good Evening, Champions!"#" "lt all looks the same around here." "#Your host...#" "#Mr. Sports himself!" "#" "#Marc Pinsonneau !" "#" "#Hi everyone,#" "#Marc Pinsonneau here.#" "#Now, let's get down to business.#" "#The 5th defeat in a row, yesterday,# #in Buffalo.#" "lt's so fucking boring around here!" "#...it's unacceptable,# #l mean how long will it take...#" "Well, go ahead... lt's for a double bypass." "Great!" "Why not a triple while you're at it?" "Josée... call and tell them I'll be late for hockey." "Hi there!" "Goddam asshole." "Hey, you've got taste!" "Thanks." "Yeah, right." "FOR SALE" "Now she's got car-isma!" "When I first met her, she didn't have one muscle." "She's gained weight." "Do I sense a little jealousy?" "No, no, Carol's perfect." "I saw her up close." "Let me tell you, there isn't an ounce of French fry fat in those shorts." "That Karine girl keeps calling you." "I'm out of things to say." "Tell her I've gone bald and gained 40 lbs." "Add 10 lbs each time she calls back, she'll get the message." "Seriously... I don't know." "Find an excuse, that's what I pay you for." "If my bank manager calls...cell phone!" "Thérèse..." "My cute little King Kong." "Evening, Mrs. Larose." "Hello King Kong." "Sorry we didn't call." "Won't be long." "Come in, I'm sure it's exactly what you want." "Look here, isn't this kitchen beautiful?" "What I like about it is that it's so functional." "Figures, it was designed for old fogies." "All those cupboards." "Turn around, what's that?" "More cupboards!" "Awesome!" "You want storage space?" "Yeah, cute thing, yeah, you long-haired rat!" "Storage space?" "Loads of it!" "To swap our goalie..." "What a fool!" "What?" "To get this clogged, he must've eaten tons of fast food." "Pulse is slowing." "Well, what do you want me to say to that?" "I got a big contract coming in 3 days." "I know I've been saying it for 6 months, but it's the truth !" "Yeah, take the shirt off my back!" "Karine!" "Look at the living room." "To be honest with you, the living room's my favorite room." "What can I say, it's my room!" "We can't hear each other, Mr. Larose." "Look how large the living room is!" "I find it absolutely exceptional." "It's a cathedral." "You could have 30 people, with kids, partying, without ever bumping into each other." "I dunno what it is about this room, but it touches me." "This living room moves me." "Do I make sense?" "Hi!" "Hi, Karine!" "I tried to reach you all day." "Really?" "Oh shit, my secretary. I told her:" ""lf it's Karine, put the call through."" "But you know..." "Have you looked at my project?" "Well I look at it every morning, it's on top of the pile." "So?" "Yeah, well..." "Yeah... but the timing is bad, Karine." "I'm late already." "You know, your Carol won't always be there." "Wouldn't you be a little jealous?" "Ouch !" "Think about the future, especially about my project." "We'll talk later." "l'd like to talk about it now." "No, Karine..." "Now!" "Compress, hurry!" "Pulse rate's still dropping." "Compress!" "Watch the clamp!" "Hurry!" "Compress!" "Something wrong?" "It's just that... when you slept with me, it was because of your project, right?" "Yeah, so?" "Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it." "No, but I'm disappointed." "I'm not that kind of guy..." "The walk-in... I'm telling you, this walk-in could be turned into a guest room." "But that's not all, the genius of this walk-in is that it connects the bathroom to the master bedroom." "Here it is... the fabulous master bedroom." "Of course it looks dull now, but don't forget it was lived in by old fogies, you know." "If Madonna had decorated it, it'd be different." "In short, in a bedroom... those who sleep in it create the ambiance!" "Get my drift?" "Josée..." "I guess... in this case... call the rink, I won't be late for the game after all." "#Time for our "Let's Defy Legault" Contest.#" "#Tonight, our friend Fernand will try...#" "#Fernand, our famous hockey expert.# -ls that you, sweetie pie?" "#Meanwhile, let's go to Chicago.#" "Geez!" "Why did you change stations?" "Guess..." "#Hi, Michel." "The flight must've been a quiet one.#" "What are you dressed like that for?" "Guess!" "We'll do it after the game tonight, O.K.?" "Pussy-cat, a game tonight?" "We have something to celebrate." "Ah no!" "Not again, honey." "Stop it!" "I'll jump off the Jacques-Cartier Bridge!" "I've had it with your stupid celebrations!" "The first time we kissed, the first time we saw each other naked, the first time we fought..." "Got a condom?" "No, I'm out." "Let's do it another time, O.K.?" "Don't move." "I got some in my car." "That's it!" "I'm out of here!" "Otherwise, I'm gonna miss the warm-up." "What are you doing?" "Bob!" "Well..." "Ah !" "The bastard!" "Shit!" "What do I look like?" "What're you doing?" "Sorry, but I really must go." "I got a fucking emergency." "Yes, but my project..." "Your project, we'll do it..." "Watch your fingers, O.K.?" "Don't worry!" "O.K., bye!" "The first time I changed your tire..." "So now, you'll celebrate, by yourself, the 1st time I say no, O.K.?" "Tonight's our 1st wedding anniversary." "Our goalie's gonna be on !" "You..." "A year already?" "Lisette, goddammit!" "Sorry, I keep forgetting." "Yes, yes, I'm here..." "Yes, yes..." "Hi Cossette!" "Stan here." "You doing all right?" "Yeah, tell me, well l called you 'cause..." "Y'know that big rock you sold me?" "It's for sale, yeah." "How much would you give me for it?" "Dammit!" "Are you crazy?" "You sold it to me, for 10 times that!" "Hey Cossette, for that price, can I shove it down your throat?" "Because it's the year that Guy told Scotty Bowman that..." "That's all?" "If we come back to the... if we consider the essence of a condominium..." "When you're looking for a condo, what do you really want?" "A patio door!" "And the view..." "look at this!" "Sure, right now it's a parking lot, but they intend to build a tennis court down there." "Paint lines across, throw a net in the middle!" "Régis, what's up?" "When I tell you why I'm calling, you'll know who it is, it's Stan." "Yeah, well... lt's because I got a..." "You coming dad?" "Tonight's the night!" "It's the final." "Don't you see I'm busy?" "O.K., but what am I gonna do?" "Leopold, tonight's the 35th game of the year." "You hand out the sweaters before each game." "So, what d'you think you gotta do now?" "Hand out the sweaters?" "Good!" "It's beginning to register." "Yeah... it's..." "Hey, Leopold." "You owe me money. I gave you $20 yesterday for gum." "Where's my change?" "Well yesterday... was yesterday." "Yes, you've got a point." "I'll, I'll..." "O.K." "#Finally, I'll tell you what we need.#" "#What we need on that team, is a guy who's not afraid.#" "#A real raging bull!" "#" "By the way, I've been watching you." "I like the way you eat your hot-dog." "I'd trade places with it." "Too bad, I don't like cocktail weenies." "What are you waiting for?" "We'll be late." "Shit!" "Shit!" "..." "Just broke a record: 2 min. 23." "I just got all the gear for a home movie theater." "What a giant screen." "Good evening ladies..." "Hi Boisvert." "Hi Fern." "The other night on TV, it was on again, Ben Hur." "Well during the chariot race, I set the sound at 2, not 6 or 7, at 2." "At 2, the foundation was shaking." "Hey Bob, y'know that tall beauty in your show," "the boobs..." "Carole!" "Wouldn't she like a great date, like" "tomorrow night maybe?" "Well, she's allergic to pig's hair." "Another who's jealous of my police special?" "What're you laughing at?" "Come on !" "Hi there Boys!" "Hey, Julien !" "Big game tonight, guys..." "Where were you?" "Baking a cake?" "You still have flour on your nose." "Let's go guys, tonight we give 110% and we block the center." "I'm counting on you in the corners." "Popol, let the men play." "Here, when you're done taping this, keep a piece for your mouth." "What?" "Forget it." "The guarantee runs out and trouble begins." "It ran out 10 years ago!" "We won't argue for a couple of days!" "At least I saved 5 bucks in gas." "Want home delivery too?" "You'll save another $5." "5 bucks is 5 bucks." "A new window..." "Damn it, I've had it!" "Hey, hi "Les Boys"!" "Hi, Mario!" "Lucky there's no fine for being late." "Cool it, Popol." "If hockey night is hurting your marriage..." "leave your wife!" "Leave it to those who have the goods." "You there, clean up your vocabulary." "It'd give the planet a break." "Whoa, doc!" "You're getting cranky." "Don't hold it in !" "Let it out." "Blow off some steam!" "Ain't the world going to hell?" "It costs $4 to sharpen your skates." "I hold it in, but watch out when it comes out. lt'll be ugly." "Let's go "Les Boys"!" "Tonight, it's our game!" "Let's go!" "Tonight we show them who's best." "So you're not playing tonight, Roger?" "Watch it guys, overconfidence can cost us the game." "Remember what Pete said in '70, "There ain't no easy ones."" "Keep your eye on 99." "Don't you worry, Fern, I'll take care of 99." "I'll stick to his butt like his shorts." "If you get a chance to smash them into the boards, go for it!" "Julien, know what "smashed" means?" "Funny guy." "Yeah guys!" "We set the pace, we're the first to grab the puck and we mustn't forget to... put beer in the fridge." "C'mon !" "We'll beat those "Meatheads"!" "Ah, my lovable little posts we haven't seen each other for a while!" "A week without Uncle Fernand?" "Hey guys, you're dead meat!" "You know this is my weak spot." "Say hello for me." "Don't listen to him." "Hey, idiot!" "When he shoots, the safest place is in the nets." "He took 10, Guy Lafleur's number..." "Talk about balls!" "You took 77, Raymond Bourque's number." "A coincidence, I had it first." "Nothing to do with him." "lt's to do with your iq." "Yeah, exactly." "Don't give up, Marcel." "Skate!" "You ought to hurry." "My offer for your rock is going down." "It ain't alone, you're going down too." "You play defense tonight, with Roger." "Stan !" "I'm not disturbing your game plan too much, am I?" "Well, we're playing for the championship." "Can I talk to you for a minute?" "You should know this." "Does a broken leg hurt much?" "Depends..." "Single fracture?" "Multiple?" "Open fracture?" "What's the worst one?" "An open fracture!" "It's sheer agony." "The bone has to be pushed back in, you saw a piece off, you put in a metal rod, screws, with the leg in traction..." "D'you think... I'll ever walk again?" "I don't get it..." "No, it's alright, thanks, let's go!" "Dammit!" "Find another superstition !" "l won't score!" "Didn't work all year, why now?" "Yeah, yeah..." "Wanna get your face smashed in?" "No rush." "O.K. Guys!" "Get in position !" "He's nuts." "l'll bust it." "We're playing for fun." "Are you fuckin' crazy?" "Dogshit, fetch the stick." "What did you call me?" "You're lucky they're here." "Hold me tighter!" "Cool it, guys." "Take your positions." "Fuck!" "Yep, 6 more goals and we would've won." "Can it be 8 to 3?" "Big game, Fernand." "C'mon !" "You know I didn't score on you on purpose?" "I can make those passes with my eyes shut." "Next time, just keep them shut." "Nice game, Boisvert." "Fuck off... I know why we lost." "I was supposed to kill the penalty, but Boisvert stole my shift." "I told him to go on." "It was tough enough, why try to lose it on purpose?" "I'm with you on it." "Hello?" "Yes, I called you." "Just a minute..." "Popol, go see if I'm in the shower." "What if you're not there?" "Look carefully, you'll find me." "Yeah, right, it's..." "you're not gonna let me down too?" "Yeah Stan, no trophy in the pub this year." "One less dust collector." "We're not fighting for trophies, but for honor." "Yeah, for the torch as well, we know!" "Hey, calm down, Pat Burns!" "We're only a garage club." "Dammit!" "My club isn't just another club, O.K.?" "We gotta have the puck tattooed on our hearts." "In my book, all the guys here have it." "All you have is a dollar sign, you bastard!" "You can't insult me like that, I quit!" "No, you're fired!" "No big loss anyway, it'll give me more ice time." "That's it, Roger, that's it..." "Your line didn't work tonight." "No." "Guy had what?" "3 chances on an empty net?" "Even without a stick, it would've made no difference." "Oh, Guy!" "Nice game, eh?" "Yeah." "Hey, you came close a couple of times." "You too." "Nice game!" "I liked playing with you tonight." "The chemistry was good." "You bet." "Poor François... I put passes on his stick all night." "He did nothing, he wasn't there..." "Even without a stick..." "same difference." "Hey cop, you parked for long?" "You should've told me this guy boxed as a pro." "Have you got 2 minutes?" "Even 3..." "Yeah !" "I have a little favor to ask you." "Good." "One favor deserves another." "Of course." "I earned this one!" "Yuck!" "It's awful, it's flat!" "No, you took a light." "Since when do you buy fag beer?" "It was for me." "Got a problem with that?" "No. I was using fag in its positive sense." "Positive fag, y'know?" "To your health !" "Here, for you." "Thanks..." "Listen Bob, I have cash-flow problems at the pub right now." "Nothing to write home about, only 25 grand." "For a big shot like you, it's peanuts." "Ah, shit..." "Don't choke!" "I'll look elsewhere." "You're really broke?" "Don't cry, I'm the one in deep shit." "I'm bankrupt!" "My dog and my mower's all that isn't mortgaged, not that I didn't try." "Simple: all the banks are after me." "At least banks don't break legs." "What?" "At least you're healthy." "Right." "I'll be in shape to throw myself in front of a subway train." "Holy shit, Roger, what's that, Raid?" "Have you got bugs?" "At least I don't smell like an overripe arm pit." "What you just said isn't nice, Roger." "You think it stinks 'cause you don't know it." "Here, look." "Nice, eh?" "Your wife's gonna like that, eh, Roger?" "Cut the bullshit!" "You know he can't defend himself." "No, I can..." "I'm just using self-control." "Good thing you're here, I was wasting my under-arm stuff on this asshole." "Hey, got something in your eye?" "Don't you push your luck, O.K.?" "Let's go to the pub and end this crap." "Your attention for 2 minutes, I have an announcement:" ""Les Boys", it's over... I'm hanging up my pads." "I can't keep up with you anymore." "No need to, you're the goalie." "You don't get it." "I've no more reflexes... I lost that split second..." "You mean that split minute..." "Hey!" "Shut up!" "Tonight, I would like to pay homage to my wife Lisette, who always backed me, in both victory and in my weaknesses." "I think of my father Léo, who would've been proud." "He's why I'm here." "And the one who served as my brother on this team, my friend..." "Labine." "I hope the management will offer me a position." "I'd be happy with little:" "a scout, organist..." "And I wish to add, my dear friends, that this decision... is final and definite." "Unless, of course, my team mates insist on my staying." "Are there any questions?" "Doggy... see you're fixing it so we can stay pals for a long time." "Maybe not that long, I only got 25 grand." "What?" "A few calls tomorrow and I'll have..." "What?" "Listen, Méo, I swear..." "Shut up, shut up!" "I'm thinking..." "You know what?" "I'd like to give you a hell of a beating!" "Do you know how I feel right now?" "Better than me, for sure..." "That's what you think?" "How do you think I'll feel when I'm forced to break your legs?" "D'ya know what it does to me?" "You're not being fair!" "You're rotten to me!" "You're rotten !" "Wouldn't a little finger be the same?" "One finger?" "That's for a $500 debt, you know that." "Listen to me, Stan..." "You're backing me into the wall!" "never thought I'd go through this with one of my best buddies." "But it's the first time..." "We'll fix it so it's the last!" "Méo, give me a break." "Nobody will know." "He knows about it!" "He's your body guard!" "In my business, in my business, you can't trust anybody." "Right, Doggy?" "Doggy!" "We've been friends for 20 years." "In my book, it counts!" "That's true." "Friendship is priceless, Stan..." "But it's not worth 25 grand..." "Doggy!" "It hurts more standing up." "You fall and then..." "Knock me out first, I'd like to pass out." "Don't worry, they all pass out after the first leg..." "No, no!" "Not that one!" "Here come "Les Boys"." "Hi!" "Oh well!" "Sweet Sonia!" "A beauty like you doesn't wait on tables, she dances on them." "What have you got in your eye?" "A cold sore?" "A pitcher, guys?" "A full one just for me, Sonia sweetheart, I'm thirsty..." "For me, a club sandwich with no bacon, no tomatoes, no lettuce either." "That, dummy, is called a chicken sandwich." "And you dear?" "What would be your pleasure?" "Same for me." "White meat and double mayo, please." "Asked so kindly, who could refuse?" "Does the cop eat?" "I'd take a breast, but it's not on the menu." "Just bring me a large rib." "Blackened, I suppose?" "I'll have the usual:" "a plain cheeseburger with mashed potatoes." "Potatoes are good!" "My mom says hi!" "She's thrilled with her bypass." "Really?" "What can I say, when we operate, we operate!" "If you ever feel like it, we could go out for dinner." "We'd talk about your mother's bypass..." "What did you say?" "I was just talking about the potatoes." "They're good, aren't they?" "Yeah." "Are they broken?" "Stan, you can thank God you gave me some time to think... and I found a solution to our little problem." "lt's more mine than yours." "Yes, but now you'll like this..." "We'll settle it on the ice, with a hockey game between your Boys and my club." "You've no team!" "Hey, listen, trust me." "Stan, you know... I'd do anything for a friend." "Listen to this, if your Boys win, you owe me nothing." "If they lose, well, then... your pub's mine." "Are you nuts?" "This is my whole life!" "It's priceless!" "It's worth more than 20 grand!" "25, Stan, 25!" "That's what I said." "It's 50 grand for your pub, you know I'm not a profiteer." "To your black eye!" "To your goal." "You changed the whole direction of the game." "We all played badly, even me." "2 goals, 1 assist!" "That's bad?" "Hey, "Les Boys"!" "You can drink to my health !" "You're generous!" "I bet $200 on "The Meatheads"." "You helped me win, let's share the profits." "Thanks, but we won't need your $100, I'm buying." "Listen to me, you, smart ass..." "Do you know who you're dealing with?" "Roméo Levasseur, a.k.a. Méo the Shylock." "Juvenile Court at 12 for embezzling his dad's bank account." "At 16, accused of using stolen credit cards." "At 17, sentenced to 18 months for a protection racket..." "Enough !" "That's enough !" "We'll meet again." "We'll meet again !" "You can count on it!" "Stan !" "What have they done to you?" "It's O.K., I was just relaxing." "Stan, I'm not Popol, you were crying like a baby." "It's because... my Boys lost." "suppose you bet your shirt on their winning." "My shirt, my tie and... my pants too." "If you need help, I'll help you, I'll do anything, anytime." "You're the most important man in my life." "Really?" "You know, Stan, I love you... like a father." "That's nice." "Dammit!" "Cheer up "Les Boys", or I'll give each of you a line." "You have about one good brain cell left..." "Don't waste it!" "Here, hon, the nicest ones get served first." "Always the same ones!" "When will you come for a ride in my Mustang?" "When there's a cute guy in it." "How about getting to know a real male?" "Why, you know any?" "Did you know I read buns?" "You looking for a smack on the jaw?" "Take your goddamn dirty paws off!" "My dog's cleaner than that." "Stop it, he'll beat you up!" "You got a rib steak for a brain !" "More macaroni?" "Boisvert!" "Either you sit or you're out for good!" "Alright?" "Yeah." "Go wash up and get a clean shirt in my office." "Sit down." "Come on, "Les Boys", what's going on, eh?" "Dammit, we're buddies." "Not only on the ice but off too!" "What you did is out of line!" "Because of you, we all look like a gang of morons!" "Jean-Charles's right." "Ah !" "A goalie!" "You're right, Guy." "I'm too old!" "In my book, Fernand," "it's a team loss." "Yeah." "Besides, I never gave my pep-talk." "Leopold took care of it." "It must be why we lost." "Yeah, the only problem is... it's Monday nights at home from now on." "Unless..." "Bah !" "No, nothing..." "it's ridiculous." "Say it anyway." "No, forget it." "Well, I better leave before my wife does." "Don't go now." "I thought we could extend the season by a week... if you'd like." "l'm on." "Sure." "So much for your wife!" "We'd play against who?" "l don't know yet." "Let's get back at the Meatheads." "We've seen enough of them." "No, I have 2 or 3 clubs in mind." "Not all at once, I hope!" "Any club'll do. lt's an excuse not to be with my wife next Monday night." "Don't worry, you won't see me." "What're you doing here?" "I have to speak to you." "In front of your buddies or in private?" "Ah, as you wish, darling." "In private is fine with me!" "She can't live without me." "Do you know her?" "She's his wife." "She ain't shaped like that in her picture!" "Well, that picture's 10 years old." "Well..." "Hey guys, I'm going!" "Why don't you come with us to the strip joint, for once?" "I'd be too afraid of running into a judge." "O.K., see you next week, maybe." "Bye guys!" "Bye!" "His wife keeps him on a short leash." "A lawyer wears the gown and his wife wears the pants!" "You just got it?" "Yeah, yeah..." "Cut the crap and take your responsibilities!" "I want my alimony tonight!" "is that clear, Carol Boisvert?" "I swear I'll pay you." "You've been saying that for the last 3 months." "Pay now, or they seize your salary in the morning." "#Life is just beautiful, beautiful..." "Mrs. Boisvert...#" ""Carol"!" "Mario, keep an eye on my pitcher while I empty the other half." "Here, François." "Oh thanks." "For you, honey." "Wake up, that's all she's waiting for!" "Forget it, I'm a married guy." "Change is a good thing." "D'you always play the same golf course?" "Stop it. ln my book, a guy has a right to be faithful." "Well, I'm leaving." "Bye guys." "Bye Mario." "Here, eat it." "Alright." "It's good." "You don't look good." "No, I'm fine, it's just that..." "You're the greatest." "You and me were awesome 5, 6 years ago." "But the timing was wrong." "It's hard to have good timing when you're seeing 6 chicks." "That's the old Bob you're talking about." "I wouldn't recognize him!" "The new Bob wants to be... close to one woman." "Closer..." "You know, in the sense of... close..." "You know, Bob, it's weird, but I'm not sure I'd like to go shopping with the new Bob." "Yeah." "Too bad, eh !" "Bad timing." "Hello." "It must be mine." "Hello." "Bob's..." "The Losers' Pub, Top Loser speaking." "A what?" ""Ride" of seizure?" "A "writ" of seizure." "It's not my phone." "Tell him that." "Wait a minute, he's just coming out of the moth balls." "According to your phone, Bob, it's for you." "Smells like a debt collector to me..." "Hello." "Hey, what did you say?" "No..." "Listen... I'll be honest with you, I don't have the $10,000." "I don't have it!" "You're all on my case today?" "I haven't got $10,000!" "I won't tomorrow either!" "Fine!" "Seize everything!" "Something wrong, Bob?" ""Something wrong, Bob"!" "No." "Everything O.K. with you?" "Everything's fine with me." "is anything wrong?" "Never felt better!" "Well, the phone..." "What my phone?" "My phone's perfect." "Look how nice it is." "You'd like one this nice!" "It's so small, you can put it anywhere." "I can even shove it up your ass, if you want!" "How about that?" "Maybe you don't like it." "Maybe yours is better?" "Maybe it's worth more?" "Right, Mister Real Estate?" "You must screw a lot of people with those fucking cardboard condos." "You're O.K., eh Fern?" "No money problems?" "Welfare check comes in every month, lnsta-cash, bing bing." "When it goes good, it goes good, eh Fern?" "When you tell your wife, Labine of the Boston Bruins had 28 shots on goal, sweetheart, during a practice, on March 2nd 1953, does she give as little a damn about it as we do?" "What's so funny?" "You just got the joke I told 2 days ago?" "You O.K. too, Julien?" "I saw you the other day, you had to be fucking stoned to eat a mustard sandwich." "Ask again : "ls everything fine?" lt's never been better!" "Oh shit!" "You want mine?" "No, it's the beer I need." "He ain't happy." "l don't think so." "Those women, eh?" "Well, your wife sure looks healthy." "Guess what, "Les Boys"?" "I'm rich !" "I won the lottery!" "How much?" "87 bucks!" "Yes!" "We're in business!" "Marcel, you put a parking ticket on my windshield, outside the arena." "I won't forget." "You were in a handicapped parking area." "Know any handicapped hockey players?" "Yeah... you !" "Me, in '80, the night of the referendum... I was there in the arena" "with a "fleur de lys" painted on my face." "I had my chick by the waist and a lump in my throat." "Damn, we were so close." "Yes, May 20th 1980, I remember as if it was yesterday." "The 4th game of the Finals:" "Islanders vs. Flyers." "Islanders won 5-2." "Bossy scored the 1st goal at 2:57 of the 1st period." "You watched hockey?" "l didn't vote!" "No wonder we don't have a country!" "Come on." "Hey, it's your round!" "What?" "The round... I'm not breaking my $100 bill!" "Damn, is he cheap!" "You know the routine..." "Salesman of the month, again." "Over $32,000 in commission." "On top of that, I was sick for a week." "How about you?" "Does music pay?" "It has to!" "I got fucking big expenses, you know." "Mostly in fuel..." "Eliminated in the semi-final, the Canadians were going for their 5th straight Cup." "Here... I don't need it right now." "If it can help you out..." "l don't know what to say." "Eh?" "I don't know what to say." "Don't say anything, get a hat trick next week. I'll be happy." "3-2 in the last game:" "Al McAdam at 2:27." "Not enough women around here!" "It's a joke." "Listen..." "Fuck!" "Sorry." "Here, you want it?" "Thanks, I got some." "Hey, listen." "Thanks for not saying anything earlier." "Do what you want, I don't care." "I make you sick?" "I never told this to anybody but," "l make myself sick." "Nice to know, but" "l still don't care." "Sit with me for a bit." "Come on, 2 minutes between pals." "Karine, about your project, I just had a hell of a flash." "I was wondering, should I tell her or should I keep my mouth shut?" "I should keep it shut..." "A goal by McKinnon, 2:27, 3rd period, remember, Laroque was goaling." "We lost Dryden, but we still had the "Big Three"." "Can you believe it?" "Damn real-estate, it crashed over night." "For months you couldn't sell a thing." "Must have been terrible." "You know who saved me?" "Can't remember." "A Vietnamese couple bought a house." "$5,000 profit in one shot." "From then on, it never stopped." "And because of them, I think that before I die, I have to visit Vietnam." "Small things mean a lot." "is he still talking about his Vietnamese couple?" "Back then, you could've bought that house to help me." "On the highway, under an overpass." "Would you've bought it?" "It had a 75 foot backyard, it made up for the rest." "A pylon in the middle!" "Not in the middle!" "In the middle!" "You know what your problem is?" "America's totally spoiled you." "If you were Vietnamese and came with 9 kids hidden in the hull of a bamboo tanker, you'd have bought it, opened a video store, and you'd be happy." "Come on, I'm happy." "No, you're not happy." "In my book, you're not happy." "Not happy?" "I'm not happy?" "Hey, doc, it felt good talking to you." "Thank you very much. lt's the first time we're on the same wave length." "Right, Carol?" "Call me Boisvert, O.K.?" "Karine, generally speaking, would you say I look happy?" "It's Maurice Richard!" "Maurice, Maurice Richard, "The Rocket"!" "Not that I'm bored, but that's that." "You're leaving, Guy?" "Yep." "Not too drunk?" "Just right... lt's fun, eh?" "Listen guys, in the state we're in, I better order my limousine and get you home." "Check it out guys." "Marcel bought himself a "six-pack" of dancers." "It's gonna cost him a couple of wins on the Lotto!" "Hello!" "#Jean-Charles?" "I'm in deep shit!" "#" "What?" "Oh, do you know what time it is?" "#l know, but you've got to help me.#" "Where are you?" "At the station, they caught me." "Why did they arrest you?" "Ah, a stop sign... ls that all?" "A red light..." "You had to be quite drunk to pass through a red light!" "iiil saw the light,iii it's them I didn't see." "Nothing else, I hope?" "Seems I didn't stop right away." "How far d'you go before stopping?" "2, 3 miles..." "No, it can't be." "Guy, it's a violation of the law." "What if they take away my license?" "l can't sell houses on foot." "You should've thought about it before." "If you don't come and get me, I'll do something stupid." "O.K. Now calm down, Guy." "I'll get dressed and get down there." "But do it fast!" "I'm fucking scared here..." "Oh dear..." "Who was it?" "If you don't tell me, I'll press "star 69"." "It was Guy." "One of "Les Boys", he just got arrested while drunk." "Guy!" "You seem pretty close." "If it was a woman, you'd think I'd gone straight." "Don't you ever do that!" "You're not gonna go!" "To go out at this hour, you're either nuts or you're banging him." "Pierrot!" "Stop making a scene!" "It's my expertise he's after, not my body!" "You call him by his first name!" "Jean-Charles, if you leave now, I might not be here when you get back." "We'll talk about it later." "I'm warning you, this time I'm serious!" "We had a deal." "The game's tonight, I have no time to find a replacement." "Double what I promised you." "O.K., I'll triple it then." "That much for a big goon !" "It's expensive by the pound." "No, listen to me." "Damn !" "I fixed it." "Big enough for your goon?" "Perfect!" "Now find a goon to fit it." "The game's at 7." "Yeah !" "Stan went the whole hog!" "Nice chest..." "Hmm, solid oak..." "Evening guys!" "There's gonna be some big hockey happening tonight." "I'd like you to meet Karine." "Evening!" "Watch your TVs, 'cause you're gonna see this little lady on it often." "I gotta tell you, the game the other night..." "Give the last game of the season all we got!" "I'm counting on you to win." "If they come my way, they'll only score over my dead body." "That'll make their day!" "D'ya see the goons in the other locker?" "Are they that big?" "No!" "It's a friendly game." "No slap-shot, no contact, as usual." "Are they..." "No, get dressed!" "I feel like Ken Dryden before getting on the ice in the '76 Stanley Cup Final against Philadelphia." "Who?" "Philadelphia." "You said you found a goon o fill that big sweater?" "is it true?" "He'll be here soon." "And Mario?" "Mario?" "This isn't late for him." "Hi, Stan !" "Hi, "Les Boys"!" "Hi, Guy!" "Guys!" "Did you know the best lawyer in town is here in this room?" "If it weren't for you, I'd be driving my shoes today." "You know, if I were a woman, I'd kiss you." "I got separated 'cause of you." "Come on..." "Gimme the sweater!" "What did I do?" "If it's Brigitte, tell her I'm at the game." "Hello!" "Yeah..." "Who?" "Ah, O.K." "It's not Brigitte, it's Sonia." "And she says she knows you well." "Hi Sonia. lt's Mario." "That's tough on the ticker." "My, my!" "Cossette!" "Hi, Stan !" "Am I glad to see you !" "This afternoon, I told Leopold:" ""Bring Cossette's sweater, I'm sure he'll show up."" "You were right, I showed up." "Good game!" "Something wrong with your car?" "Well..." "You better hurry up, I've got the key in the door." "Yeah." "I'll wait for you." "What's the face for?" "l thought you had a game tonight." "Yeah, well l'll go after, that's all." "Come on, Guy, you're taking your phone?" "Business is business!" "I've got 3 potential sales going." "That's 15 grand profit in my pocket." "How can you screw so many people in a day?" "I get up early, Bob." "Already?" "Must be my $15,000 swimming pool calling!" "Push on it, with my gloves, I eh..." "Not that one." "Hello." "#Yeah, Guy?" "# lt's Mario." "#l'll be late for the game.#" "Sonia's got a problem with her starter." "Sonia's got a hard time getting started?" "Start her up Mario, start her up!" "Stop it." "Be quick." "#Won't be long.#" "#Bye!" "#" "Bye!" "Things like that make me want to open a garage." "O.K.!" "Let's go guys, let's go!" "Are we in the right arena?" "Fuck!" "Tonight's game is gonna be a real man's game." "You see number 30?" "Ex-goon, American League." "243 penalty minutes with the Baltimore "Skip Jacks", in a single game." "They're big." "Don't worry, the bigger they are, the less they can skate." "Once they get going, they're hard to stop." "My boss says that... if your ref isn't here in 5, he'll put ours on." "Yours?" "Yeah..." "O.K., coach, I wish you luck." "No trouble, no contact, no slap-shots..." "Good game." "My ankle!" "What's wrong?" "I broke my ankle!" "Watch my ankle, it's broken !" "I wanted to play." "Freeze it if you have to, I want to play." "Ouch, my ankle!" "Hurts like hell!" "That hurt?" "Even worse!" "Figures. lt's serious." "He's got atrophy of the balls." "It hurts anyway." "Take his place." "The end of the bench !" "Oh !" "Sorry." "It's O.K., it was an accident." "Let me go!" "I'm not your wife!" "Watch him!" "That was good." "Hey Ref!" "Take your position." "He pushed me, dammit!" "For the fun, right." "It's really fucking fun !" "That's not a pretty sight." "I don't think so." "Careful, you'll get dirty." "Don't you call body checks?" "Not behind my back!" "And not in front either!" "You alright, Jean-Charles?" "You O.K.?" "They want war?" "They'll fucking get one." "What're you thinking of?" "I'm thinking about March." "You're funny sometimes..." "Shit!" "Missing a good game, Fern?" "Very funny." "I could do your starter for you, new... or reconditioned..." "Do it for me any way you want." "Dammit!" "I wanted a bull, not a calf." "Did you see that?" "Leopold?" "Give me a chance, dad." "He can't be worse than Roger." "Fine, do like Roger." "Sit and don't move." "Mister Stan !" "I have to talk to Mario." "Do you know where he is?" "As a matter of fact, I'd like to know..." "Mario, well, yeah...." "Mario, he's kinda injured." "Not my Mario!" "It can't be!" "No, it's not serious, he's like uh..." "dislocated his shoulder." "Like your ankle." "It's not as bad, 'cause when... it dislocated, we put him on ice right away." "Cold..." "Well frozen." "That's why they'll be able to re-pop it, with no after-effects." "It's nothing." "Just wait here, he'll be back in 5 min." "He'll be in top shape." "The frame wasn't even touched." "Why d'ya butter her up so much?" "Hey, what's that stupid story?" "Would you rat on a friend?" "No." "Then give me my... telephone." "What's wrong with you?" "Love is like hockey:" "it's a team game, get it?" "lt's the first time that I..." "...you cheat on your wife?" "No, that I miss a game!" "Yeah, Mario?" "#lf you get this, come to the rink right now,# #your wife's here." "It looks bad.#" "My wife's at the rink?" "I'm dead meat." "You ready to get on?" "Yeah, I'm going, sure." "You go on for Boisvert." "Listen, if Boisvert comes off, you go on, O.K.?" "I've gotta tighten my skates, my ankle..." "Got it." "Hey!" "Where's he going?" "It's my turn, he stole my shift!" "I was ready to go on." "I was going!" "I know..." "Come on, push over!" "Let's go!" "Attaboy!" "Dammit!" "Where did he learn that?" "Let's go, Popol!" "That's my son, my boy!" "From now on, you'll rotate on defense, O.K.?" "Ouch !" "Dammit!" "I can't believe I'm driving you over." "Change gears." "How?" "I've never driven a truck." "Step on the clutch and I'll shift." "Fuck!" "My suspender's caught in the stick shift." "Step on the clutch !" "Shit!" "Should've put your helmet on." "There you are!" "What did they tell you?" "They started by saying hello." "is your shoulder alright?" "Oh, my shoulder, yes, it's just fine." "What did the guys say?" "You went to the clinic." "I'm just getting back from there." "With her?" "Oh, her... she's... I'm Bob's girl friend." "That's it, that's it." "Look, I gotta go." "The guys're waiting." "See you later." "There you are!" "Let's go!" "Get on the ice, now!" "What's with your sweater?" "Looks like you're skating backwards." "Well, I'm going." "You're embarrassing me." "But Mario, I'm pregnant!" "I love you !" "It just doesn't make sense!" "We should be playing golf instead." "This sure ain't the ice Capades." "The joke's over." "What are you talking about?" "Don't take us for a bunch of idiots!" "Tonight's game isn't just for fun, is it?" "Go ahead, spit it out before I make you !" "He'd make a good cop." "It's Méo." "I should've known." "He wanted to break my legs:" "I owe him 50 grand." "What's it got to do with hockey?" "If we win..." "I won't owe him a thing." "If we lose?" "He gets my pub." "That's like him alright." "Fuck!" "No wonder the game's so tough !" "Well Stan, I'm not getting myself killed for a shylock bet." "Same here. I'm a guitar player." "My hands are my life." "I don't want to play with stubs." "I'm sorry, guys." "I should've warned you." "You don't do that to friends." "I don't deserve you." ""Les Boys", the game is over." "If I'm gonna be the only one playing, I might as well stop." "You didn't start playing yet!" "What happened to your limp?" "It's intermittent." "Go sit down, wiper man." "Hello Stan !" "Hi." "They'll pay for this." "They tied me up in the car!" "A fan rescued me." "I wouldn't want to see my face now, oh no!" "When Marcel is mad, it's not a pretty sight!" "Even when you're not mad!" "Very funny!" "Here's your fucking stick." "Make do with that!" "I'm going back to the war!" "'Cause you don't wanna lose your inheritance." "Méo doesn't deserve the pub." "doing it for my father." "That makes 2 of us, Leopold." "Come on "Les Boys"!" "Think of what Stan did for you." "We owe him one." "No, Stan ain't perfect, but when we need him, he's there for us." "True, but that's no reason to end my life in a coma." "Bunch of heartless guys!" "A week ago it was over for me, I was on the streets, I was broke!" "Look at me tonight, I got the spirit of a Cadillac. 'Cause of who?" "Because of Stan !" "The other guys are big, strong, heavy, scary, scary..." "What's our strength, Boys?" "Could it be between our 2 ears?" "I think so!" "The Americans have an expression that I like particularly, I read it somewhere." "The Mental... the mind..." "Mental Toughness..." "The toughness of the mind." "And right here, right now, there's more "mental" than we think." "The room is full of "mental"." "I think the message is clear." "Popol and Bob are right:" "We can't let Stan down !" "I owe Stan nothing." "I'm not two-faced. I got one face, I wanna keep it intact!" "O.K., "mental"?" "I can't, guys, I can't." "The mental stuff, guys, the mental!" "Don't forget!" "I don't owe Stan nothing." "Put your pants back on !" "The pub is yours, Méo." "Your "Boys" don't wanna play anymore?" "After all you've done for those guys, you see how they thank you?" "I don't like to say this, Stan, but you've got only one true friend left:" "me!" "Being your pal's costing me a lot, you know that?" "That's not fair, Stan, that's not fair." "Since I had you in my mind to be my pub manager." "You bastard!" "What's that?" "I thought your guys quit!" "The pub isn't yours yet!" "You haven't won yet, you bastard!" "You haven't won yet, Méo!" "Come on "Les Boys", the game isn't over." "Attaboy, Stan !" "I'm speechless, guys." "Don't say nothing, Stan." "Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose." "Here's your second one!" "It's alright, big guy." "Go, Boisvert!" "Come on !" "You'll lose your tonsils!" "Who's she?" "Well, she's his sister." "What truck hit me?" "I owed you one, you bastard." "They're a real close family." "Savage!" "The police don't even do that." "Dammit!" "Disgusting!" "You can't do that!" "Stan, I wanna go!" "I wanna go!" "I wanna..." "Doc, doc, doc!" "You sure?" "Do what I say, O.K.?" "Come on !" "Come and get it, that's it." "Judas just got nailed to the cross." "1 - 0 for the police!" "Hey, fatso, don't waste my time!" "Goalie, the nets!" "Time out!" "Come here, guys!" "Take your helmet off." "D'you read me now?" "Open your ears, O.K.?" "No window shopping." "Get it?" "Wake up, dammit!" "Like Lupien in his 1st game with the Canadians!" "On his ass!" ""Mental", Marcel, "mental"..." "O.K. "Les Boys"." "Last period!" "This game's ours!" "Time to go for broke!" "I'm going to the john." "You're going now?" "!" "We still have a period left!" "Come on !" "We're going for broke!" ""Les Boys", let's go, come on !" "Hi!" "We had a chat in Guy's Mustang just to sharpen up our "mental"." "We just filled up with unleaded." "We're gonna fart fire!" "I didn't know assholes could piss." "I didn't know they could talk either!" "What's with you?" "Let me go!" "Can't we talk like gentlemen?" "Ah, I prefer to speak your language." "Does the name Pierre Monette ring a bell?" "Who are you talking about?" "I don't know that guy!" "Think again..." "Monette!" "Monette, Monette..." "Monette who owed me 500 bucks." "All I wanted was to scare him a little." "It's not my fault." "Doggy did it!" "I only told him to break his finger, not cut it off!" "It was a mistake, I swear." "Listen to me, Méo, and listen good:" "starting tonight, I'll be on your case full-time!" "Goddamn !" "Sticks on the ice!" "Nice outfit, Boss, it makes you look younger." "You big piece of shit!" "From now on, follow me everywhere, even in the toilet." "What have you got between your ears?" "Can I go?" "Not yet!" "I don't want to pressure you, but I need you to get a goal tonight." "But if you don't score, I still love you !" "Am I on, Stan?" "I gotta go." "When am I going?" "I gotta go!" "Now I'm going, now's the time." "Guy!" "Try this!" "Come here, you little son of a gun !" "Where is it?" "Out of my way!" "Now you're going in !" "Shit, oh shit!" "Know what you weigh without teeth?" "Yeah, try me." "You want some too?" "Get me outta here!" "Anybody else want some?" "Nuts!" "Enough !" "lt's cool." "Let's go." "Drop it, drop it!" "Come here for 2 minutes." "Come on, Marcel, if you see two, hit them both !" "What did you say?" "Tell him!" "Mutilate him!" "Fuck!" "He can't do that!" "It's an automatic penalty shot, read the rules!" "O.K. Penalty shot!" "What's going on?" "Go for it!" "You can do it!" "Jean-Charles!" "I love you !" "We've showered with him for 3 years!" "That's why he never came to the strip joint!" "Jean-Charles!" "Show them how to play hockey!" "Hey!" "Don't take all day!" "Outta my way, I'll go talk to him!" "You, go get dressed!" "Christ, Méo." "Give me a chance!" "Forget Méo, get dressed!" "You're out!" "Do I have to show you how to play hockey?" "l think the guys need me!" "You got it!" "Fuck, are you alright, Roger?" "Did I score, guys?" "Yeah, yeah, 2 goals." "And beauties too!" "Who's on for him?" "Take your positions!" "Let's go, Guy, come on !" "Let's go, Guy!" "Let's go!" "Real estate agent, that hurt?" "You like walls?" "You hit one!" "Got a condo for sale?" "Bunch of sickos!" "49, call him!" "49!" "What do you want?" "Here, you won't make any more mistakes!" "Méo!" "Here!" "Take this, you bastard!" "I didn't do it on purpose." "You useless S.O.B.!" "You're even more handsome without it." "Like Bruce Willis!" "Bruce?" "Yes." "It's good!" "It's good!" "If it's a boy, I want him to be called Saku." "Saku Painchaud, that's awful." "So, you're homos?" "That's fun." "Even if I'm not lucky enough to be one myself, I've nothing against homos." "Guys, friends like you are rare." "You can play good hockey when you want to!" "No drug can give you such a high." "No sir!" "You're much cuter without your rug." "If you change your mind, it's in my secret pocket." "It's true, because I sell to anyone." "A condo isn't hetero or homo." "A 4 h-as no sex!" "Hey, at Stan's we don't "Stan' alone"!" "Hey, it's my round!" "No, it's my round!" "Marcel, no, it's my round!" "It's my turn !" "Well, make up your minds, dammit!" "I felt like Ken Dryden when he stopped Phil Esposito in the '71 semi-final." "I had it in my glove!" "Son, I can tell you that tonight, honestly..." "I really felt proud of you." "I'm glad to hear that, 'cause... I'm proud of myself too." "We beat the hell out of them!" "I played the game of my life." "Two goals!" "Plus the assists." "That's my boy!" "You made me so happy when I saw you..." "Hey guys!"