"Hey!" "Do you know how to drive?" "Idiot!" "Sorry Sergeant." "Senior Sergeant" "I drove nicely until that fat man cut me off!" "Now look what's wrong with my bike!" "A familiar face!" "Hello Cop." "You again?" "Jey." "You-Silly toad!" "Cop" "Give me your license!" "Whenever you see me-you only want my license if you need one why don't you go and get one at DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles)" "You drove illegally... just hand me your license and I'll give you the ticket!" "Please I'm begging you!" "I have to get more flowers." "Getting more flowers has nothing to do with driving illegally!" "So are you gonna arrest me?" "Yes!" "Catch me if you can, Boss!" "What are you doing?" "Jey-Hey!" "Bye Boss." "Insulting an officer-I'm going to catch you on the other side!" "Won't be easy!" "STOP!" "No are you a policeman or a slingshot you're way too fast!" "How do you drive like this Jey?" "What?" "You're brave to stop me- you'd better arrest me then!" "Don't push me, Jey." "You have lots of offences already!" "Scraping a motorbike Bumping an officer." "Also driving too fast... - How did you speed up to 180 KM." "Are you crazy?" "180?" "Why?" "This car can only reach 80 km- You can't arrest me for that!" "Oh really?" "I will find a reason to arrest you for sure." "Sergeant there's no need for you to look around." "What?" "I'm going to renew my license insurance;" "and the insurance for the front car too." "Really?" "Carrying drugs around here?" "Gonna go." "Hey" "Jey hey" "What?" "Come back!" "What's wrong?" "You want me to go or come back." "You're giving me a headache!" "You see?" "You drove over my foot!" "I can't see." "If I could see I wouldn't have done it!" "Stop being so sweet- now can you see?" "OK OK I will buy you some medicine." "Oh No no more Jey." "Sorry Sergeant" "I wonder if you are allergic to any medicine?" "No I've never been allergic to anything in my whole life except my own hair!" " Oh OK." " Just go Jey." "Hey look at that guy driving the Tuk Tuk that's no way to drive!" "Look!" "He's driving in the right lane but signaling for the left lane." "I need to know how he passed his driving exam!" "Or did he pick up the license off a tree?" "!" "Hey fat man... - do you know how to drive?" "!" "Just wait and you will see." "Boss just follow him hurry up" "wait for us fat man if we catch up with you we will kick your butt." "Damn fat man." "Hey boss!" "He just cut us off again." "Hello Miss Kaemhom." "Stop I'm Ton." "Here here here." "It's not gonna get into your eyes." "Not in my eyes- only in my heart, OK?" "Why are you here?" "Did you fix the car today?" "Oh Kaemhom!" "How many times have I told you?" "I'm not a mechanic!" "Whatever!" "It's none of my business anyway why are you here?" "The flowers are here." "Wow Jey, always arriving on time!" "They're so cute cute cute cute!" "Pinching my cheek." "Hey!" "Are you selling junk?" "Yeah how much will you pay me?" "I will use the money to build a tombstone." "Way too much Jey." "I'm your uncle!" "You better show me some respect!" "I know that you're my uncle." "Even if you're not my mom's brother." "So..." "We haven't lived together until now and what do you do to help me these days?" " Help with what?" " Free rent; free food." "I've paid for everything... did you pay for anything?" "Hey!" "Don't you appreciate the kindness I show you?" "How much do you love your wife?" "Hey if I don't love her who else I should love then?" "Here's the real gentleman if you loved her so much when she died... why didn't you die right after her then?" "Firstly, I wanted to follow her but I was too late to catch the bus." "Hey!" "Klod you have to win!" "Knock him down!" "Klod beat him to death." "Kill him Kill him." "Good job Klod my dear friend!" "Move!" "Come on pay me You bet me 3-1 I remember!" "Keep the promise!" "If I win, you stop bothering my shop and my family." "Leave me alone." "I hope you understand what I'm saying." "You thought this would be easy like you said Klod?" " Kaemhom!" " Klod!" "Let's go." "Quick!" "Where!" "I'm being chased quickly let's go!" "Stop Klod, I'm warning you!" "Quick!" "You're gonna die." "How long are you gonna hug me?" "We arrived already!" "Where am I?" "This is not my house?" "Your house is over there." "OK I will get off." "Hey!" "Klod you're gonna go now?" "Klod..." "Klod!" "How about the flower?" "We are now back to the Kang Kra Jan Service." "Petchaburi province for the Thailand Auto Car Racing." "Lots of people have turned up today including many fans of Singha Racing School's." "Number 11..." "Mr. Karan Supapong." "All the cars are now ready to get out from the starting line." "Jack Lamwatt is off first and Gunnasak off second." "Now Thailand's Autoing car driven by Jack Lamwat is leading, followed my Umar Eraman in second for the Thailand Proracing Series Championship." "Cut me off." "Huh, cut me off?" "Uma's trying to lead right now while Somchai Saksriwech just passed Jack Lamwat." "Hey he can't pass me!" "Somchai's now leaded the race." "I will pay you back on the next curve Victory will be mine." "There is Jack Lamwat and follow by Umar Eraman." "Jey!" "What are you doing Jey?" "Um um I... um I" "I didn't know that you practiced racing!" "Yes!" "Awesome you can practice with the TV." "Yes!" "Is there something I can do for you?" "I was just wondering if you went to see boxing match last night?" "Sure I went to win money they should not have had any shooting last night," "I had to leave earlier." "Why are you asking me?" "I..." "I'm glad that you're safe!" "I wonder if you could please help me today." "Sure, for you Kaemhom anything you want I would love to help." "Can you please give this to Klod?" "Sure!" "Thanks so much Jey don't forget to give this to Klod!" "Yes!" "I'm leaving now!" "Bye" "Bye but don't forget to give this to klod, OK?" "Sure give this to Klod Only Klod, Klod and only Klod!" "You're really happy, huh?" "Going out all day never staying at home" "I also have things to do, too." "What kind things, mommy?" "I know that you want to go out and gamble, right?" "They're just brain exercises I'm afraid of getting Alzheimer!" "Alzheimer!" "Whatever!" "At your age your brain can't get any better!" "Kaemhom" "Don't think that I don't know who you sent those flowers to." "He's not interested in you." "Doesn't matter how many flowers you give him, he won't appreciate them!" "But I hope that one day he will realize the meaning of the flowers that I gave him." "Fai, could you wrap the flowers for me and bring them to the car please?" "Drive pretty fast, huh?" "Too fast," "Klod's always been so aggressive, he can't control his emotions." "You can tell from the noise- the way he drives." "His mind's much faster than his car." "Each loop is never done in the same amount of time." "Here it is; his mind moves faster than his car!" "Ton's driving is pretty good but he's not brave enough, don't know what he's thinking." "To be a good racing driver you must be brave in making your decisions." "Klod, you are way too brave but your driving skills are not good enough." "Bad looking and bad at driving are you crazy?" "Don't hope for the trophy." "Klod, you're way too aggressive." "Ton, you can't even make any decisions here try to finish any loop first!" "I hope I don't see anything like this ever again." "Just watch those guys, they dream to of being drivers." "He doesn't race with anybody but himself." "The one who tries the hardest, will be the better driver." "Uncle Choo here are the flowers for you" "Uncle Choo" "Hey Who's there?" "You scared me, I thought you were someone else!" "Oh Kaemhom." "There was no need to come all the way here by yourself." "Not a problem." "You're a regular customer." "I'm happy to be here." "Oh you're so lovely as always." "Here are the flowers, they are very beautiful!" "Yes." "Want something to drink?" "No thank you." "I only came here to deliver the flowers." "No you must get something to drink" "I will get you some coffee." "It's OK Uncle Choo." "Oh please delivering the flowers already." " I must take good care of you." " I was obligated to bring them." "Wow Todd is so cool now." "Kaemhom" "Ouch Uncle Choo." "You're pretty Clum." "What?" "Clumsy!" "Hey have to run to the bathroom!" "Go!" "Why am I always clumsy like this, always getting really dirty ouch!" "Damn." "Bull shit." "How did you get in here?" "How about you?" "How did you get here?" "Ouch am I there yet?" "Ouch slowly put the expensive one down." "One" "Two" "Three so beautiful and four five done" "Trophy" "Super cool Mr. Todd wow more trophies everywhere trophies would be an honor to let me touch one." "Thailand Supercar!" "Hey" "How do you like my trophy?" "So beautiful can I take a look?" "Hey it's mine!" "Please can I take a quick look?" "No don't touch!" "Please let me take a quick look." "No let go of it!" "Jey let me take a quick look." "It's mine give it back to me just a small peek please." "If you don't let go I will kiss you." "Why did you slap me, sister?" "Who's your sister?" "Never done this before!" "Hello" "so sorry that I touched the trophy without asking." "There are a lot of trophies." "All the best racers must be here." "I believe that your team is the leading team in Thailand" "I would love to touch these trophies because I will not have the chance to touch my own trophy." "You never had one?" "None." "That's pretty sad for you but not for me." "However, what's your name?" "My name is Jey." "Hey stop laughing easily." "Umm, Kaemhom and I are friends." "When I have free time, I drive her to deliver the flowers." "Umm to be honest about driving, I'm really good." "Especially when I'm driving at the 90 degree curves," "I can speed over 120 without touching the brakes is it possible for me to be in your team?" "I'm going to be honest with you brother, you can't be a racing driver." "How come?" "Being a racing driver you must have discipline and must practice all the time." "If you can't come to practice, they will cut you out, and if they cut you out more you will have nothing left." "If you were my manager I would beat you up!" "Hey what did you say?" "Uncle Choo, the manager asked you to mop the floor and have you prepared the car yet?" "Stop showing your teeth now!" "OK" "Hey slave!" "Use the word, servant, sounds better." "Can I tell you one thing?" "Sure" "It doesn't work, jerk." "Yes" "What are you doing with that car?" "This is a racing car!" "What should I do?" "I really want to be a racing driver!" "Do you have heart?" "100%" "Any money?" "Less than 100 Baht." "That's it, just stay at home and play with your toys then." "Why?" "Having no money means I can't have any dreams?" "Just go to sleep and dream at home then." "Stop touching the car like this- I'll get in trouble for this!" "Look at that guy he looks so familiar!" "Who is that?" "He is really familiar?" "Oh that's the same guy that I told you about." " Really?" " Yes!" "Hey you I would like to talk to you." "Oh no" "Uncle Choo go get him!" "Hey fat guy!" "Quick!" "Be right back!" "Wait!" "Get up!" "Ouch!" "Kaemhom just leave now, get into the car!" "Wait what happened Jey?" "Racing mafia is about to kill me, get into the car!" "I will drive!" " Really?" "!" " Get into the car now!" "Stop Fat man!" "Stop" "Fat man I really want to talk to you!" "What's wrong with you Fat man..." "you better come back here!" "That's called FAT this is called CHUBBY." "Whose car is this?" "It's so beautiful" "so expensive and so beautiful." "You're Jey, right?" "We need to talk!" "So sorry." "I'm in the wrong house." "Your uncle has already told me about how fast you drive!" "Him?" "He's not my uncle he's a security guard for this garage." "Terrible nephew now I need to change my career!" "You're in a lot of trouble." "Hey who slapped me?" "He's gone." "Only a loser would hit me like this." "If you were a gentleman you would fight with me in the race!" "What can you do?" "So?" "Weapon we got game!" "That one's too small!" "What?" "What's going on?" "So what can you do?" "Nothing!" "But I will fight until I die." "Singha Racing School we welcome you!" " Yeah Klod my dearest brother." " I'm so happy for you Jey!" "Me too!" "Is this the new idol?" "Shut up!" "You're a servant, the as same as me but dealing with me isn't so easy." "Pretty easy You're so super damn fast!" "Don't touch." "Don't touch." "Easy come Easy go." "Why?" "Jey, you should get to know Chusak." "Not necessary." "He's the chief at the section." "Hello Mr. Choo." "I bought some food for you." "You're such a nice guy!" "Come on, smile!" "Wow you're pretty bright you knew how to kiss my ass straight away." "I'm yours now, sir." "Not a problem if you bring me food again." "Where is the living room?" "Over there." " May I be excused?" " Sure." "Jey that's your car waiting for the oil change speeding up now here here." "Hey, Ton Ton Ton let me go." " Why?" " I'm not a mechanic, to be honest this is the next Thai Champion everybody moves." " Go right ahead." " Shut up!" "Be quiet stop everybody!" "You guys are just mechanics, he's only the delivery guy that is lucky to be in the team stop dreaming and go back to work!" "Welcome to Singha Racing school." "How come I have to clean the tires?" "Hey, Move!" "I didn't like his face since the second he walked in here." "So short and fat!" "NOT YOU!" "Jey, what are you doing?" "Working?" "No need to do today." "No need to work today." "Don't be crazy!" "Like Vichakarn said "NO Work today", relax for today take it easy, just rest." " Relax?" " Yes!" "What's that?" "Like this!" "Oh No I don't gamble." "If you don't gamble!" "That means you don't respect me." "Alright then for your honor." "On second thought, I don't have money to gamble!" "Hey you don't need money for this." "We just gamble, man to man." "If you lose I will punch you." "Wanna play rummy?" " Too much thinking." " Thae." "I don't know how to play." "Adding ten Game?" " I'm bad at math." " Blackjack?" " Too fast." " So what do you want to play?" "So what do you want to play?" "Picking the largest card game." "Ready to lose, son You have no idea that I was born for this game." "Get ready son!" " Use the tablecloth." " Quick!" " Abdul!" " Yeah" "Are you here?" "Hey set the table!" "Go ahead." "You do it!" "Want to cut the deck?" "No need!" "I might be tricky?" "If you know how to trick you would not be working here." "You first." "Two of clubs?" "!" "The lowest." "Three of spades!" "Four of diamonds!" "Five of hearts!" "Six of clubs!" "Seven of diamonds!" "Eight of hearts!" "Nine of diamonds!" "Haha nine spades!" "You only won because of the suit!" "Wanna play some more?" "Of course your turn first." "Nine of clubs, two of hearts." "Score is 11." "What a game," "taking 2 cards at the same time... no need to be here just go to work at casino then." "Hey..." "Go check... it's locked... go ahead." "Stop!" "What are you doing here?" "I'm gonna call the police!" "Call the police?" "Being nosy?" "Klod... watch out Klod!" "The police are here..." "Where are you hurt?" "I'm OK!" "You risked your life to help me, Klod." "Don't be crazy!" "I worry about my shop." "We're at your house now get off." "Now." "You saved my life again." "Aren't you scared at all?" "What's wrong with you?" "You're always in danger." "But you're always there for me." "Crazy!" "I'm lecturing you right now." "I should have left you with the mafia." "Are you leaving now?" "Klod!" "Why are you thinking so much?" "It's getting annoying don't you understand?" "Um I can't even help myself." "And now with Kaemhom." "I don't know what to do with my life." "Jey, please talk to Kaemhom and please leave me alone." "What's that?" "This is how you think of her?" "Take it easy!" "But it's OK." "I plan to take care of the children and I will take care of Kaemhom for you, ok?" "How about taking care of yourself first?" "Being with you I don't worry about being hungry." "Even though I don't want her to get involved," "Kaemhom is not an object that belongs to anybody." "Listen to him use your brain!" "Hey Don't be selfish." "If you don't like her why do you have to protect her?" "Slow down." "Why don't you ask your heart?" "Uncle" "What are you thinking?" "That's good!" "Hey I'm talking to him." "Good Uncle." " What?" " Stop talking!" "Jey, my encouragement must only come from Kaemhom." "Jey, you must help me because you are so close to Kaemhom." "Why do I have to help you?" "Because we work together!" " Colleagues." " Yes!" "I don't even know how long I'll be working with you." "Like brothers." "Like friends." "We're both male." "If we're both male that means we are even and why would I have to help you?" "Because you and I look like each other!" "That's true." "So that means you'll agree to help me?" "You know what?" "Nothing's free in this world, that means you have to do something for me." "We will start with the first course." "This is the standard course that teaches you how to drive safely under traffic regulations." "Ton, I don't need this course, this is for kids!" "Would like the tough one, next one will be for the dreaming racer." "Wait were you in Broadway before?" "It seems so important!" " Yes, it's." " What's that?" "This course will teach you both theory and operation." "Knowing how to stop the pitch, the manner of racing and all the signal signs." "Sounds good." "But after this course you will become a professional." " Toughest course!" " YES!" "I would love to learn this course badly!" "Start with the toughest course?" "Yes!" "Real man." "Please uncle Choo." "Why are you talking to me so nicely?" "Please help me please Uncle Choo." "Fully paid like this?" "What's wrong with your voice?" "Teaching is not that hard, but Jey will you have time to work?" "It's fine." "I work on Monday to Friday then you will teach me on the weekend." "Everybody else has days off but I'll study, is it OK with you?" "Sure" "How about the car?" "Car?" "If you're gonna have a racing car, the car must belong to you- fixing costs and modifying costs!" "Do you have any money?" "I don't think so go back to being a mechanic then." "Hey, it's not too difficult, Jey." "Just save some money." "If you want to own an expensive car-just save one Baht a day, it will take only 2,739 years." "Can I wait that long?" "Just remember where you came from... just a tricycle taxi!" "Understand?" "Don't even dream about being a racing driver!" "Hey man!" "You've talked to me like this so many times." "So what?" "Have you seen yourself?" "You're an ugly toad!" "That's way too far." "Dreaming of being a racer." "I don't understand!" "Is your leg long enough to step on the gas pedal?" "Quite rude." "Can you reach the radio?" "If you want to be a racing driver you might have to use the walker to step on the gas." "STUPID!" "Understand?" "Ouch my leg, Jey!" "No need to be upset." "Every problem can be solved." "This isn't so difficult." "Being a racing driver I must have my own car." "A driver that doesn't have his own car... it's like having a heart but never being in love." "I can help with the car!" "Really?" "Don't tell me that you're going to steal someone else car for me." "I don't want it, I'm a good person!" "Now become a good person already?" "How about that." "For a car, you can talk with Ton and Klod, OK?" " Sure." " Now come." "I'm here already." "Give it here." "What?" "Bag that bag." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Why do you need the bag?" "I only have Jey to trust these days." "You have to keep this as a secret, OK?" "Don't tell anyone at all." "Come here I want to tell you something." "What you want me to be." "Love Consultant!" "I want to tell you something." "My ear is up here." "They don't have a larger size for drivers!" "How can I fit in this size?" "Jey, these uniforms are for the real drivers." "They don't have any extra sizes." "Good to see you today." "Last time I passed Kaemhom's shop," "I saw Kaemhom and you having dinner together." "You told me that you would help me- I haven't seem Kaemhom yet." "Everybody should do everything by themselves!" "What what did you say?" "I want to help you but I have no time!" "How about helping me finding the uniforms then?" "How about being a wrestler?" "Sumo how about Sumo only one piece on the bottom." "Push push it" "I will hold my breath and then you press my tummy, OK?" "One Two Three." "Zipping up." "Stay sill." "Zipping up." "Ouch my skin Ouch." "Told you to press this first." "Try again." "Wait" "My arm so tired arm arm another on." "Can you wear?" "Pull the sleeves up yes." "How's that?" "Zipping up now 123." "One Two Three." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Done" "Believe me, being able to wear this makes me happier than being a champion." "Love Consultant Love Consultant" "I swear with a bunch of olives that I'm the number one love consultant." "Rule number one of love consultancy:" "I must be the reflection of the problem." "What kind of person is Klod?" "I sent him flowers and he didn't even smile at me." "I think that I did my best for a woman who fell in love with a man." "Jey, What should I do?" "Jey" "Yes" "Jey, you've never helped me with my problems." "Help I would like to help." "But to solve your problem I have to research for more information." "Can you give me more information?" "Oh." "Rules of Love Consultant there are too many rules." "If I chose 5-10 rules nobody would know." "Rule number two:" "Love consultant must have choices NOT the answer!" "I have a way to get Kaemhom out of your life." "What's that?" "The only solution:" "Tell her the truth that you don't like her, you hate her." "Tell her it's over!" "Any other solution?" "I'm not a good person but even I don't want to be the one who makes a woman cry." "Only more handsome come on this the best way, it'll be quick!" "Rule number 3:" "No forcing!" "You said that "No Forcing" for rule number three!" "Just listen do what I told you." "Didn't you tell me that you don't like her?" "Yes." "Did you tell me that she's so annoying?" "She's over there." "Go tell her." "Scared?" "Are you a real man?" "Lady man?" "Huh?" "Don't waste time!" "Go tell her now!" "What are you doing here?" "Klod!" "I've told you so many times leave me alone." "Sure" "Peek a boo!" "I'm back!" "I'm used to doing whatever you say." "Here are the flowers!" "Hey!" "I'll be honest you should find someone who love you!" "Don't waste your time with me!" "I will never ever love you and never care about YOU!" "You're so mean!" "Are you really mad at me?" "If you don't care, why did you ask?" "Stop crying!" "Was that a fake cry?" "Hey when you are kind you're so cute!" "Excuse me!" "Does it hurt?" "Here is the medicine!" "Kaemhom." "I think that you should look for someone else." "For example, if there is another guy who might like you, you should give him an opportunity." "Jey, why do you like to force me to do this and that?" "!" "That's the guy who told you to tell me this, right?" "If he's gonna tell you something, what would you say?" "If he's brave enough, he can come in." "I'm right here!" "The weather is so nice today." "Here is a flower for you, Kaemhom." "Thanks." "Kaemhom, why did you do this to me?" "I'm in a pretty bad moody today." "Blood!" "Moody?" "Jey!" "What?" "Didn't even check her mood?" "Blood!" "Here how about you leave and wait for me at home-I'll be there." "Is he crazy?" "Came in here when I'm really moody!" "Take it easy, Kaemhom." "Jey Jey" "I don't understand why the person I like doesn't even look at me." "Yes" "Why does the person we like-never ever look at us?" "But it's alright" "I can wait and encourage her... and will walk next to her forever." "Jey Jey you sound like like "my boyfriend"." "No not at all." "Rule number 4:" "The Love Consultant must always be inspired!" "You deserved it." "I told you not to see Kaemhom at that time." "I told you until my mouth was about to explode... but you don't ever listen to me." "Hey when did you tell me, dude?" "When did you tell me, brother?" "You told me that you would be on my side." "To be honest with you, I can't do it." "Rule number 5:" "Love Consultant must be fair." "Jey, why are you here?" "Move it move." "I told you that I want to be fair, right in the middle!" "Oh really right in the middle!" "It's great that you're sitting right here," "I feel so comfortable here." "Sure!" "A cup of coffee please." "No place to go, huh?" "Klod Klod" " Did you order something already?" " I did." "Hey." "Klod, where did you go?" "Excuse me, Kaemhom." "Jey!" "Oops sorry Did you eat something already?" " Already!" " Sure." "What did you eat?" "Was it yummy?" "Brother Chai just finished fixing a car." "I plan to have a test drive." "I wonder if anybody would like to come with me?" "Intrega DC5 Bow." "It's so fast." "Are you tired?" "I want to drive want to drive." "You want to drive better help me first!" "I will take care of." " Better do a better job!" " Klod!" "Rule number 6:" "Love Consultant must help to build confidence." "Ton" "What?" "Seriously, do you really like Kaemhom?" "Of course!" "Since the first time I met her at the parking lot." "At parking lot?" " Yes!" " So romantic!" "It may not really be romantic but it's always in my heart." "Have you ever thought that Kaemhom might already have someone else on her mind already?" "You know what type of person does Kaemhom like?" "I think that she might like a short guy." "Maybe a tall guy?" "She might like a darker skinned guy." "Lighter skin!" "Maybe a chubby guy!" "No one likes a chubby guy perfect body, fit and firm!" "What if she already has a boyfriend?" "I don't really care I can wait." "Because of L O V E that means love!" "Wow." "More enemies." "Jey Jey" "I want to talk to you about Kaemhom." "What kind of person carries a handkerchief?" "Hey in the movie, the actor tends to carry a handkerchief and hands it to the actress when she cries." "Thank you." "Also, in the movie, the actress tends to trick the actor by blowing her nose in the handkerchief and hands it back to him." "Reading too many novels?" "Hey how about you?" "You also read "Broken heart club" and "soap opera"?" "Just killing time." "It's a bit sad really!" "Just killing time!" "Well, I'm still glad that I could help you stop crying." "Rule number 7:" "Love Consultant can not be too emotional." "Why do I have to be sad." "There's no need to be sad." "What are you guys doing?" "Nothing." "Jey, I was just talking to Ton." "Talking to him makes me feel pretty good makes me feel comfortable." "Like being a child again, huh?" "Huh feel like kids." "Hmm I have to say that Kaemhom and Ton look like each other." " Huh?" " Like brother like sister you should ask your dad if he has left any babies anywhere." "No Jey No way I have to tell you something." "Seriously, we are all like brother and sister." "For you Jey, I really respect you." "And Ton, you're like my little brother; so cute." "Jey, you're also so cute" "I have to go now." "Bye." "Nobody calls me "little brother"." "It hurts hearing that from the one I'm in love with." "Agreed!" "What a sad life?" "Working during the day and being a security at night poor me!" "Hello Brother Tee." "Yes it's me." "All my money on MAN UNITED." "OK." "On MAN-U Team, I will be OK." "That's it, OK?" "If you're fine, I'm fine!" "However, who's got Alex Ferguson's phone number?" "I have to call him and advise him about the team." "Gambling I will let the boss know!" "Hey who's that?" "Ouch!" "Hey bad dog why are you howling right now?" "I'm scared!" "Ouch" "Terrible dog can't even howl!" "Broke my head." "Where is he?" "So fast!" "I will let the boss know." "Hey Jey." " What?" " What did you do?" "He's not going to die" "I don't really know about the football match today." "I always lose." "My eyes are pulling again." "Oh tonight's match, I'm getting really scared!" "Uncle Choo." "What's that?" "No listen to me first, Klod." "It's not what you think..." "Klod listen to me first!" "Wait." "No more blood." "Oh Why did you punch him?" "I know this guy." "Why didn't you tell me first?" "I tried to tell you long time ago." "I called your name." "Klod Klod Klod Klod." "Did you listen to me at all?" "First, you told me that your plan was not to hurt me." "I don't mind hurting but I'm afraid that Vichakarn will see the blood on the floor." "Has the bleeding stopped yet?" "Not yet." "1,000 Baht for the blood to stop?" "1,200" "1,300" "1,700" "OK how about 2,000?" "Stop!" "200 Baht for now then." "Damn you told me 2,000!" "Take it easy, uncle." "I'll get some wipes to clean up the blood." "To clear away the evidence." "But I'm gonna get the car first." "You're a pain in the butt kid!" "Jey Jey" "I got too many punches last night." "I can't even put any lotion on my face!" "You better pay me." "Uncle Choo." "Klod is the one who did this, I didn't do anything." "Who ever did this must pay!" "Klod did it, but I have to be the one who pays!" "Just give it to me." "Hey you guys, you're looking suspicious these days." "What's going on?" "Nothing" "Be careful what you say we are not gay!" "Really hate it!" "Ton wow woo." "Don't tell me that you guys tried to do something here." "Don't let me find out!" "So what?" "Or do you like swinging?" "I can help." "How about 3?" "Would you like that?" "Brother" "Take your hand out of my butt now." "You touched my butt." "You're insulting me, an assistant team manager!" "He's right!" "Jey." "Just wait" "I will grab your balls." "Stop don't do that!" "Not bad, huh?" "How do you feel?" "My weapon!" "Vichakarn." " What?" " We shouldn't have to fight!" "Why do you guys have to fight Vichakarn?" "Sit down." " Still worry about me?" " Correct!" "I love you." " We can talk nicely." " Here!" "Who hit me?" "Behind my back." "Who did this?" "Who did it?" "Who's brave enough to hit me in the head." "Ouch who did that?" "He should die!" "Hey." "Wait wait just go don't do that." "No more for him." "I'm finding my way out." "Recognize me?" "Who's that?" "Quick!" "We might get caught by the hidden camera." "Oh no." "Is it clear?" "Also, topless." "Ran like a mouse." "We have the try-outs next week what should I do with you guys?" "Boss I think you should fire them." "I've never given people 2nd chances." "Unless, that person shows me his intelligence." "You, three, still have this chance." "This opportunity doesn't come easily so do your best!" "Wow Jey" "Can't believe that you guys did such a great job." "Teach me if you have the time." "Sure!" "Can't believe that's what I taught you so little." " Is that true?" " Sure thing!" "Is this only little?" " I forget to tell you!" " Why?" "At the race I was also just only touching!" "Wow" "Didn't even step on the gas." "When I checked again the "hand brake" was still in my hand!" "You shouldn't brag when you win!" "Jey your time is not bad." "I want you to be our substitute for now." "Yes" "I'm so happy today." "We all became racing drivers." "I'm going to sing now." "There's lots of songs here." "For real don't lie, OK?" "Sure I'm not lying Look it's a new one." "In the machine, already?" "Finally, your dream came true." "Yeah!" "Only the substitute." "Why we are all substitutes." "Shut up!" "I want to tell you something remember if the boss picks you you have to be." "Terrible" "Skilled" "Bad" "Experienced" "Awful" "Polite" "Evil" "Developed" "Slow like traffic jam." "Just take the toll way then idiot!" "You know everything, huh?" "The boss isn't looking for any of the things you just said." "If he's gonna choose them one person, he must pick the best gentleman who is skilled and developed!" "Celebrate for the new racing drivers." "Pork snack per person for our victory." "We've waited so long!" "One two three." "Yeah" "Wait wait." " What?" " My pork snack is gone." "You ate too fast, Jey!" "I didn't eat too fast who ate my pork?" "Whoever took the pork, must look guilty!" "Yes." "Why are you shaking?" "Your hands are shaking why?" "It's so cold." "Really cold smoke's coming out of my mouth." "Wow we can save a lot this month!" "Stingy!" "Oh Yeah I'm stingy?" "Not like my daughter who's way too extravagant for love." "Who's gonna be mean like you, mommy?" "Here, I'll let you choose one, a small one or a big one?" "I know why you chose this one for daddy." "Because there is a meaning, right?" "This cactus has meaning." "Toughness it doesn't need water." "And the most important thing is it's perfect for a skinny and stingy like you, right mommy." "I wanted to tell you about the meaning of the cactus a long time ago so stupid like father like daughter." "Mommy!" "Go!" "What are you doing here?" "You have to tell your son to close this shop." "My boss doesn't like anyone getting in his way." "My shop is legal you guys are breaking the law!" "Would you like to die?" "Huh?" "Leave my parents alone!" "You have to tell your son to close this shop." "If you're gonna drive like this, you should take a vacation driving along the beach." "I lost 200 Baht and you better pay me back!" "Uncle, I hate gambling and the reason I drove is because I love to drive." "Love it too bad!" "Your dad was the well known racing driver, but you're nothing like him." "Be glad that he's already dead, otherwise he'd have to hide his face in shame for having a son like you!" "Why are you such a smart mouth?" "Protecting him?" "Any relationship to him?" "I don't like people who just talk." "Good for you" "I saw many of them lying down on the ground." "Hey don't!" "Take it easy." "Hey!" "Are you crazy, Klod?" "You can't even adapt for a problem like this?" "!" "If you're still aggressive like this, you can't be a driver." "Uncle, if Klod gets fired then they will have to find another racing driver." "Do they?" "Jey, what do you mean?" "I I worry about the team why do I have to talk like you?" "Why do you imitate me?" "I'm so sorry, boss." "I don't know why I did that." "I'm so sick of the wealthy!" "Why?" "They have all the money but no feelings." "Yes, and they don't even have the money and no feelings." "Smart mouth, never remembers." "Who's that?" "I don't know if you noticed but these people tend to be alone, they have no friends around." "So glad that I still have friends." "Do you know why you're in this team?" "What do you really want in life?" "Are you sick?" "Always following people." "Klod's at the same place." "Just meet him there." "Klod, everybody is worried about you." "Are you nuts?" "Nobody's worried about me but you!" "I know what happened to you." "I know that you're frustrated." "Try to let it out, go ahead." "You can do whatever to me, you might feel better!" "Crazy woman!" "You always show up at the worst times." "From now on, you can go wherever you want." "This song is for Kaemhom!" "Ton asked me to sing this song for you:" "If your heart is for someone else" "I would be sad but not too long before the pain is gone." "Never forget the pain even more pain." "Do you forget?" "Not for a while," "No you have to sing:" ""Don't forget"" "Like the way the singer sang it." "You have no idea that it hurts." "Much worse than before it hurts more than you can understand." "I totally understand." "You don't understand because you've never loved anybody." "You would not understand." "Yes, I have." "Still hurting for so long and cannot forget." "Now they're hugging." "Turn it off." "Ton, why did you do this?" "Why are you hugging her?" "Take your hands off of her." "Kaemhom, Are you OK?" "I will take care of her." "Hey, you told me that you would help me." "I can take care of her." "But her mother asked me to take care of her." "And now she's drunk so I have to take care of her." "Jey, here is my only chance to get close to Kaemhom." "You have to help me." "You'll have a lot more chances, but not this one because she's drunk." "Let go of Kaemhom Kaemhom come back here." "Jey, give her back to me." "Hey Ton, you have to listen to me." "No No." "Stop crying!" "Hey!" "Shit!" "All over my face wait!" "I need to puke too." "Ton, hold her." "Hey my favorite shirt's dirty." "Kaemhom." "Hey Ton please watch her I'll be right back." "I have to clean my shirt quick." "Jey, you can take my shirt." "Hey don't do that, Kaemhom." "Are you crazy?" "Hey Ton, please take care of her." "I'll be right back." "Understand?" "No need to come back." "What?" "Just hurry back here!" "OK." "You're always tender and caring of me like before." "I'm familiar with those eyes and realise that you're changing your mind." "You may want to go and end things between us, then go out with the new one." "But you're still very fond of me and don't want to be hard on the one you used to love." "The weaker I am for your tenderness, the longer it will hurt us." "Please say good-bye if you fall out of love and quit hurting my feelings." "Please tell me the bad news that you're getting rid of me die." "If you don't care, don't stay around." "Force me to say goodbye, and don't care if it makes me die." "I will die." "Kaemhom," "Ton was so mad at Klod he dared him to race him." "I want you to be there." "Hey, are you ready, Ton?" "Hey, I think something's wrong with those two." "It's pretty odd." "Stop talking come here." "Whoever loses the race has to stay away from Kaemhom." "Jey, why did you bring me here to watch this?" "Yes, ah" "I don't really know doesn't matter." "Are you ready?" "100%" "The finish line is at Jey." "If you have to choose, which one will you choose?" "Will you pick the winner or the loser?" "But If I were you I would pick someone else." "Huh?" "Real men like us the race out here is perfect!" "I have to be their referee." "I was forced to, I have to go now would you like to come with me?" "Peek A Boo!" "Hey what are you playing at?" "Please swear that you're scared!" "Here is the war!" "Fighting for a girl!" "Fighting for this princess?" "Sure!" "Uncle Choo!" "I thought that you would hit me in the head." "Hey referee the racers are ready, what are you waiting for?" "Wait a minute." "What is he looking for?" "Look at him why did he grab those napkins?" "For blowing his nose?" "Blowing his nose Hey!" "He's using them for flags!" "What flags?" "There are no flags so he has to use napkins." " Low class." "No No." " Just use them for now." "I have nothing else!" "Stop talking take a look!" "How about you use your tooth for a flag?" "Are you nuts?" "Klod Klod Klod's here." "Quick Klod!" "Now Klod's at the finish line!" "Yes, that went exactly to plan." "The beginning of breakup." "Ton Ton." "I lost!" "No you're the winner thank you for your kindness." "Hearing this, well now I really know that we can only just be friends." "You showed me how strong the efforts of someone with a brave heart can be." "We can be friends, OK?" "Hey Klod." "Klod!" "Stop Klod!" "What are you doing it's stupid!" "Have you ever asked?" "Have you ever listened?" "How can you explain?" "Jey, I would like you to tell Klod that I'm sorry." "Whatever happens," "Klod will never understand the meaning of the flowers I gave him." "Please leave a message after the tone." "Kaemhom," "I have to confess." "I want to tell you that I caused the fight between Klod and Ton." "But I did everything because" "I'm sorry." "Whatever happens I want you to be there at the race tomorrow." "Please forgive me." "You showed me how strong the efforts of someone with a brave heart can be." "We can be friends, OK?" "Ton." "I don't want to talk." "Ton, I'm sorry that I was such an idiot." "Not necessary." "The only thing that you should do is take care of Kaemhom." "Ton but Jey" "I know!" "Hey!" "I'm sorry!" "A real man like me will always forgive you." "I totally understand." "The heart can't be forced." "But you punched me." "You punched me pretty hard." "Singha Racing Team is proud to introduce our new racing driver." "NOT YOU!" "Jey!" "Jey!" "Yes yes yes!" "Hey where are you going?" "Jey." "Why didn't you walk this way?" "Look at him." "A real racer doesn't race off the track." "Wow." "I can win everything except myself!" "Real gentleman already!" "You've won this match even before it's begun." "Not because your skill but because of your heart." "Super cool!" "So we three have to win today." "Three people?" "That means you would let me race today?" "Yes." "Really?" "Not kidding, right." "Yeah!" "Klod" "OK all of you stop!" "Listen to me!" "Please get ready at the race now!" "Yes!" "GO!" "Go right ahead." "Go go go go." "What?" "What are you saying?" "!" " They already left?" " They did!" " Go just go." " Don't really know what you said." "Don't want to talk to you anymore" " go go go." " I want to tell you." "No need just go." "What?" "What?" "I'm sorry" "I have been bad to you even though you've always taken care of me." "From now on you don't have to follow me" "I will take care of you." "Welcome back to the Thailand Super Cars Championship of 2011." "There are 20 racing car in the race." "The racing today is so hot." "And above all, today is the debut of three newcomers from Singha racing school." "With Jey, Klod and Ton." "These three used to race in Club Races before being upgraded to Thailand Super Cars Championship this year." "Now, I think everyone is ready to watch the race." "1 minute until the racing to begins." "I'm going to win." "All the drivers are ready and the lights are off." "The racing has begin for Thailand Super Cars Championship 2011." "There was a good start for the car no.44, leading to first place beautifully." "We have to discuss this again." "Oh, Klod from Singha Racing School is coming up to the lead." "Jey is trying to get ahead another place and now he is in third with Ton in second place and Klod in at first place." "If he can hold that position till the end, he is going to be the champion for sure." "Now, he is trying to and he can." "He is still leading this race!" "Klod fighting ouch!" "Klod Klod fighting!" "Oh, there it is." "What's happened?" "Klod's car is off the track and the crowd is really disappointed." "Now the crowd in this stadium are bored." "So that makes Jey the leader with Ton in second place." "The crowd are happy." "Ton is going to race for first place but Jey can tell." "There are just a few laps left now." "The last corner in Thailand Super Cars Championship 2011." "He is going onto the straight soon." "But Ton is still coming along the left side." "Can he make it?" "Yes, he can." "He's in first place now and Jey is in second place." "Awesome, with those two racers from Singha Racing School." "Lost..." "Nobody's a loser." "There are only winners." "In every race, everyone's a winner, and you're a winner too." "Yes, Cute." "Excuse me, is that flirting?" "I really admire you!" "You're so handsome!" "Pointing at my heart, too." "To be direct, do you have a boyfriend?" "No answer means she really likes me." "I want to ask you a direct question." "Do you want to be my girlfriend?" "No answer means 'YES"." "Jey, I forgot to introduce you." "This is my girlfriend." "Here she is." "Jey, you know my girlfriend yet?" "The one I told you about this is the one." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Ton" "You already knew him, he's my brother." "Jey" "We will be your Love Consultant!" "Working as a team?" "Yes" "Oh, kidding with someone's heart is funny huh?" "You two are unrelated." "You can't call me human if I don't kill you today." "Ahh, an elephant is coming after us!" "Oh, run, run, run, run." "Catch me if you can." "Be careful!" "Hey be careful!" "Hey, wait for me." "Ton, Klod." "Ow, how can find a wife if my leg is like this." "Wait for me!" "Wait wait for me!"