"Bye!" " Wow!" " Wow!" "We're up so high, I bet we're in space already." "This is almost as cool as the real outer space." "Stop saying you've been to outer space, Lilo." "Real astronauts have space suits." "You don't got a space suit." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "The only place you've been is Planet Weirdo." "But it's true." "Me and Stitch..." "Stitch?" "Stitch!" "Stitch!" "Get out of there!" "Get it off!" "Get it off!" "Get this off, I can't see!" "Bad Stitch, hot-wiring the moon buggy." "Bad!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Cobra Bubbles!" "What are you doing here?" "There are questions in life one prefers not to answer." "So true." "So, what are you doing here?" "Lilo, I appreciate your curiosity, but there comes a time when adults must deal with adult problems, and children must stay with their field trips and out of adults' hair." " Do you understand?" " You don't have any hair." "Something tells me he's not here on official social worker business." " Come on!" " I'm afraid I don't understand." "I knew it." "He's obviously still moonlighting for the CIA." "What is it?" "Tell me!" "Either an evil fist-wielding maniac is going around smashing planetarium displays or a giant asteroid is heading towards Earth to destroy us all." "I'm afraid there's nothing that can be done." "Our government doesn't have the technology." "Nothing?" "There must be some contingency plan." "If you must know, the plan is to get key people safely underground, then hope for the best." "I've been asked to help out." "Wow." "So where should I report?" "You know, to go underground?" "I said key people." "We've gotta tell everyone!" "Come on!" "I'm so sick of this Earth food, with the chewing and swallowing." "Is absurd." "On home planet Quelta Quan, nutrients are absorbed directly through the skin." "Much more efficient." "I find Earth dining a fascinating ritual." "Families sit down together, engage in petty power struggles, report the trivial news of the day." "Jumba!" "Pleakley!" "An asteroid is heading right towards Earth!" "An asteroid!" "I'll need to put together a nice asteroid-watching outfit." "Maybe with my new sunhat." "Pleakley, the asteroid's gonna smash right into us." "We're all doomed!" "Perhaps a casual golf visor would be more appropriate?" "Calm down, little one." "I have here, to my disposal, the most booty-kick monitoring equipment in the galaxy." "If what you say were true, I would have been notified." "Now, let us see." "I am sure that all of your talks of asteroids and dooming are nothing at all to be worrying." "Warning, giant asteroid heading right towards Earth," "You are all doomed, And you've got two new e-mails," " See?" " Doomed?" "Doomed isn't fascinating!" "Doomed is terrible!" "We've got to get out of here!" "Only take the essentials!" "I prepare spaceship." "We leave tonight." "'Ohana means nobody gets left behind." "If we're leaving, we have to take everyone with us." "You tell your cousins, and I'll tell mine." "Stitch and I are going to evacuate the planet." "There's an asteroid coming." " You'd better pack, too." " Whatevers." "Just don't be late for dinner." "OK." "Dinner's gonna be a little late tonight." "We're evacuating the whole planet." "We're all meeting at my house tonight to fly into outer space." " We'll be serving free peanuts." " Right on." "And then, once we get into outer space, we'll pick a new planet." "OK." "Then we're gonna spend our last hours on Earth making fun of you." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Well, it sounds like they're coming." "They're probably all just having trouble parking." "I hope our new planet has this many stars." "And I hope it has a beach with perfect waves." "And friends, and shave ice, and fish that eat peanut butter sandwiches." "Sure would be better if we could just stay home." "They're not coming, are they?" "Well, at least your cousins showed." "How many are in there?" "Only six?" "No one believes us." "Little girl!" "626!" "Hop to it!" "Is time to go!" "We can't go!" "We can't leave everyone here to get asteroided." "I won't do it!" "I think he has an idea." "We land ship on asteroid." "Digging experiment digs hole to centre of asteroid, and Experiment 513 is making booh-ya big earthquake." "Asteroid is breaking into 6,400,012 pieces and saving Earth!" " Crazy idea." " So crazy it just might work, right?" " No." "Just crazy." " Lilo?" "What's going on here?" "I told you." "There's an asteroid heading towards Earth." "We were going to evacuate everyone, but I think we'll go on a secret mission to destroy the asteroid instead." "Lilo, there hasn't been anything on the news about this." "Anyone who'd believe you would have to be completely lolo," "Yo, dudes." "Hey, sorry I'm late." "I just stopped for a pepperoni slice." "See?" "It's true." "Ask Cobra Bubbles." " He knows." " OK, I'll call him." "Nobody makes one single move until I get back." "Let's go!" "Please pay attention to the in-flight safety demonstration." "Everyone's in their upright and locked position." " Perfect." "Launch sequence entered?" " Check." " Coordinates locked?" " Check!" " Bladder evacuated?" " Check!" "Then we are ready to rocket!" "Or maybe not so ready." "Instead maybe we are doomed." "It appears we are having a slight problem with the power." " What's the problem?" " We have none." "Battery is kaput." "You didn't recharge the battery?" " Sparky!" "I bet he can power the ship." " Is worth a shooting." "OK, start her up when I say go." "Lilo!" "Cobra." "I was just trying to call." "I have to be brief, Nani." "I don't quite know how to say this." "Since you have access to a spaceship, I should warn you..." "Oh, no, don't tell me." "An asteroid?" " How did you know?" " She was telling the truth!" "Lilo went off in Jumba and Pleakley's spaceship to try to knock it down." "What do we do?" "I need to get to a communications uplink." "They seem a little restless." " You said there'd be peanuts." " They need peanuts." "And sodas." "And swizzle sticks." "I'm not going anywhere near those little monsters!" "You go." "But I'm too little to fit into the stewardess outfit." "Soda!" "Peanuts!" "Don't be grabby!" "There's enough for everyone." " Incoming call from..." " Cobra Bubbles," "Cobra!" "Lilo, I understand what you're trying to do," "That's good... because we're kind of making it up as we go along." "You must be exceedingly careful," "If you succeed in breaking up the asteroid, your ship would almost certainly be destroyed by the debris," "Well, that is that." "I'll call ahead to Quelta Quan." "They will sure to be preparing a nice welcome for us." " Perhaps a parade." " Hold your horsepower, mister." "Who says we have to go to your home planet?" "Who says we're going anywhere?" "Evil genius scientist says so." "And evil genius scientist is driving!" "Wow, he is evil." "Sharing a bunk bed, I tend to forget that." " Jumba, no!" "We can't give up!" " We are going to Quelta Quan, and no one or anything else is stopping me!" "626!" "Stopping, please!" "Can't see!" "Stitch!" "Look out!" "The asteroid!" "Great." "Your little monster hogtie move destroyed the navigation relay." "Where are you going?" "Nice flying, Stitch." "Jumba, you've got some explaining to do." "What is to explaining?" "If ridiculous adopted home planet with chewing of food and backward science is to be destroyed," "I am having nowhere else to go." "But you can't go back to Quelta Quan." "You were banished for evil geniusing." "You'd be apprehended the second you set foot on it." "Good point." "But even evil geniuses can becoming homesick." "Earth is your home." "You have a family there." "An 'ohana," "With me and Nani and Pleakley and Stitch." "That's why we have to try and save it." "We have to destroy that asteroid." "Maybe is little girl who's genius, after all." "Okey-dokey." "Untie me for to help save Earth." "Initiating procedure for asteroid landing, and inevitable crushing of our ship by asteroid debris that's sure to follow." "You sure you don't need any help?" "Someone's got to watch the experiments." "Thirsty!" "Sit down!" "The captain has not turned off the seatbelt sign." "Everyone, back in your seats now!" "Hammerhead, quit bonking Kixx!" "Sparky, don't you touch a thing!" "You two go north, I'll go south." "We need nice, soft rock to dig into." " But I hate soft rock." " Less talking, more rock looking!" "Once we blow up the asteroid and save the Earth," "I bet the government will give us a plaque." "What is it?" "I don't see anything." "A ghost!" "I'm thinking that's gotta hurt even Stitch." "Little girl, slow down." "What is the fire?" "Hello." "We come in peace to blow up your home." "What do you mean by this?" "Scaring defenceless girl and deadly genetic experiment." "What's he saying?" "Is ancient dialect." "Doesn't matter." "Is just silly asteroid squatter." "Don't feed it!" "Come." "I have found place to dig." "Let's get to the blowing up." " We can't blow up this asteroid!" " Excusing me?" "But is your idea." "This is that crabby guy's home, and he loves it." "Just like we love the Earth." "We can't destroy it." "Can't destroy Earth, can't destroy asteroid." "Wait!" "I am more genius." "I am having a theory." "If Jumba-designed hyper-drive could move ship millions of miles to Quelta Quan, it can, perhaps, move asteroid off course with Earth." "You mean, we can save Earth and the asteroid?" "Way to go, Jumba!" "You're hardly evil at all!" "But if we put the hyper-drive on the asteroid, we won't be able to cross vast distances involved in interstellar travel." "You and I might never be able to return to our home planets." "We have home planet, with little girl and bigger girl on Earth." "OK, you got me, you big jerk." "We're gonna put Stitch's cousins to work!" " Do you think it will work?" " Of course." "I designed Experiment 383 to hypnotise entire army into submission." "Surely it can subdue simple-minded asteroid squatter." "Alrighty." "He should be under for at least 20 minutes, so we have plenty of time to..." "Entering Earth atmosphere in four minutes," "Four minutes!" "Four minutes!" "If this thing hits the Earth's atmosphere, we're talking Level 12 collision." "No survivors!" "Stitch!" "Get the hyper-drive!" "Jumba, get Digger digging!" "Come on, people!" "Let's move!" "Let's hope hyper-drive has enough power to move asteroid." " "Hope"?" " I said it was theory only." " I can't stand the suspense." " Activating hyper-drive now!" "It's working!" "Did we live?" "I speak not only for myself, but for everyone on Earth, when I say, thank you for saving our collective posterior." "So, where's the plaque?" "The commendation from the President?" "The key to the Earth?" "The government prefers to take the stance that the threat of annihilation never actually existed." "But I did manage to swing this." ""This document officially states that Lilo and Stitch are honorary agents in the Earth Defence Agency," "Under 12 and illegal Genetic Experiment Division. "" "Cool!" "I bet not even Elvis got one of these!" " I should be going." " Where are you going to?" "I made the dinner!" " You cooked?" " Of course." "I am cooking big chewing, swallowing meal for my Earth family." "We are to breaking bread together, yes?" "Stitch!" "It's just an expression." " You sure it's safe?" " Don't worry, I supervised everything." "We couldn't find baking powder, so we substituted this foot powder we found." "I have an idea." "How about pizza?" " Now you're talking!" " I want anchovies on my half." "Of all Earth foods, evil genius says pizza almost makes chewing worthwhile."