"Hello, I'm Alex trebek, host of America's favorite game show." "Wheeloffortune." "[ Laughter ]" "That'sright." "Jeopardy." "I want to welcome all of you to the greatest night of television you will ever witness." "First off, and performing live four women who have at the very peak of their craft." "One of them is drunk." "[ Laughter ]" "Now, when we last saw our ladies, we had left them in a number of cliff hangers but don't worry." "We are going to resolve all of that for you right here but on next week's episode." "[ Laughter ]" "So be sure to tune in next week for that." "But, for tonight, without any further ado." "Live from studio city, this is "hot in Cleveland."" "[Cheers and applause]" "Ican'tbelievethis." "Emmet and I finally get married and now he has escaped from prison wearing my clothes." "Victoria'shusbandis a world class actor." "[ Laughter ]" "And as such, a master of disguise." "[ Laughter ]" "Wegotthis,trebek." "[ Laughter ]" "Eventhoughyoudidn't help him escape, you are an accessory." "Maybe you should turn yourself in to the police." "Or maybe I should wait to hear from Emmet." "I just need time to think." "If only there were a hideout" "I could go to where the police couldn't find me." "If only someone among us had a criminal past." "Itwasoncemarriedto the mob." "And is right here and old enough to remember where she was when Caesar was assassinated." "[ Laughter ]" "Okay." "But you have got to put a bag over your head." "Wedon'tknowwherewe are going." "Yeah,that'swhatIsaid ." "♪" "♪" "Ladies,I gotthecabin ready, but I have some bad news." "The store didn't have fat-free half and half so I had to get full fat." "[Gasp]" "Doyouknowhow many calories are in that?" "Aslongas thereis vodka, I'm good." "Ireallycannotdealwith  one more bad thing happening today." "Thenyoumightwantto close your eyes." "There are some other criminals that are needing a hideout." "May I present Mr. and" "Mrs. Robinson, ruthless thieves who just pulled over a jewelry heist." "Geniusherethoughtthis would be a good place to hide out." "Hedoesn'tseemlikea genius but she keeps calling him that." "[ Laughter ]" "Victoriachase,Ibelieve we know each other." "Oh,dowe ?" "Yes." "We had a blind date a couple of years ago." "[Cheers and applause]" "I'mChester." "Chester,ofcourse." "Ofcourse,Ifeellike  such a boob." "[ Laughter ]" "Ibetyouwishyoucould  fill up a top like that." "Allright,ladies, everybody sit down." "You too." "Lily grab their phones." "Getcomfortable." "We're going to be here a little while." "Geniusheredroppedhis  mask during a heist so now we have got to change his face." "A plastic surgeon is on his way." "Aplasticsurgeonyou  say?" "Norulethatsaysyou can't combine kidnapping with a little touchup." "Botox." "I'mtheonlyone getting plastic surgery and no one is going anywhere until I'm done and it's all healed up." "Thatcouldtakeweeks." "Settlingandstillgoto lunch with your best friends." "Orshootyourightnow." "Make yourself useful and fix me something to eat." "Oh,youaregoingtowish you had shot him." "[ Laughter ]" "Excuseme,maimesue  first time hostage, long time fearer of being a hostage." "I was just wondering if we could be out by tomorrow because it's our senior center book club meeting." "We're reading 50 shades of grey;" "Again." "You'renotgoinganywhere and don't try anything clever." "Oh,don'tworry,she  never does anything clever." "[ Laughter ]" "Thankyou,elka." "OhmyGod!" "What are we going to do?" "We are too young to die!" "Okay, we look too young to die." "II haveaplan." "When the plastic surgeon puts Chester under, we will overpower lily call the police." "Oh,thatmustbethe plastic surgeon now." "Wewillgo andyou put  some food together for lunch." "Ididonceplayachefin the lifetime original movie." ""I'll have what she's having."" "[Gasp]" "OhmyGod,it'sBob." "[ Applause ]" "Whoareyou?" "You are my 100th customer, congratulations." "[ Applause ]" "Waita second." "I'm the one who needs plastic surgery." "Yes,I see." "Hey,myfaceisuphere." "Oh?" "Asa surgeon,I'msure you need to scrub up before you do anything else." "AndI 'msurefromwhat you just said you must be a nurse and I will need you to assist me." "All right." "What the hell is going on around here?" "Bob,giveme yourphone," "I need to call the police and tell them we are being held hostage by the thieves." "Ileftmy phoneinthe car." "Whatareyoudoinghere ?" "Igotjoy'ssexytext ." "MytextsaysIneededa few days off." "Mytextsaidyou wanted me to get you off for a few days." "[ Laughter ]" "Stupidautocorrect." "Well,maybeautocorrect knows us better than we know ourselves, joy." "Buthowdidyou knowwe were here?" "Luckyguess." "Or maybe I put a g.P.S. On joy's car." "I'm going to go with lucky guess." "Well,getbackout there and find an excuse to go to your car call the police." "Ineedto go to my car and get some equipment, knives and other surgical cutlery." "[ Laughter ]" "Greetings." "[Cheers and applause]" "I'm Dr. Jen ho cane." "No,I 'mDr.gehokang much." "Perhapswewillnever know who it." "It'ssoobviousthatit's  me." "[ Laughter ]" "Well,that'sjustracist." "[ Laughter ]" "Lunchisserved." "[Gasp]" "Oh my God, I know how are." "Yes,I 'mVictoriachase." "Star of stage screen." "YouareMrs.ladypants." "[ Laughter ]" "DearGod." "OhmyGod!" "I can't breathe!" "I can't breathe!" "Waita second,whatis" "Mrs. ladypants?" "It'sa commercialthat" "Victoria did in Asia." "It's about a product -- how can I put this delicately?" "Shemodelsdiapers." "It'sanabsorbentpant." "IwearMrs.ladypantsfor him when I do long surgeries." "Youperformsurgeryin diapers?" "It'sanbe aabsorbentpant ." "Gethimaloanand steal his phone." "Dr.kang." "[Gasp]" "OhmyGod,she knowsmy name." "Be cool." "Be cool." "Yes." "HowaboutIhelpyouget the surgery room ready and share some hot gossip from the Mrs. ladypants set." "HowaboutIdie ." "[ Laughter ]" "I love you so much." "Okay." "Come on." "[Knocking at the door]" "Whothehellisthat ?" "It's3 :00onwednesdays." "What do we do at 3:00 on wednesdays?" "Youhadthecounselor come to our hideout?" "Youpromisedeveryweek and we still have issues to work on." "Butwearedoingthings together." "We robbed the jewelry store together." "[Sigh]" "HelloChester." "Hireverendboyce." "Wow,a lotof people here." "You know, usually like to by my couples counseling with just the couple." "Youcango to theTV room, elka." "It's 3:00, Steve Harvey is on." "Oh,nobodyis funnier than Steve Harvey." "Really?" "No one?" "[ Laughter ]" "Heislikethe original king of comedy." "Yeah." "You know, there were other kings of comedy." "Hewasthefunnyone." "Oh,thewayrue  mcclanahan was the funny one on "the golden girls."" "[." "[ Laughter ]" "Ineversawthatshow ." "[ Laughter ]" "Thisisridiculous." "Follow my lead." "Allright." "Itisso greatfor" "Chester and lily that help." "Yeah,especiallyhelp from a reverend who is in the business of saving people." "Becausesometimesbeing married is like having a gun to your head." "And you just need to get away." "Maybe they could find a hobby they both like." "Oh,wow." "I got to be in St. Louis, when?" "Oh, I got to go." "Whataboutourmarriage?" "Well,likeshesaid,get a hobby, guys." "Whataboutus ?" "Well,maybeyoucan get" "Steve Harvey to help you." "I mean, he is so funny, you know." "Survey said:" "Cottage cheese." "Yeah, that's funny." "[ Laughter ]" "[Cheers and applause]" "Well,theregoesour last hope." "Ohjoy." "Sometimes when people are facing certain death, sex helps them to live those last moments to the fullest." "You know, it's the things and people you don't do that you regret." "Whatpartof youcan 't understand that we are never going to sleep together?" "Oh,I thinkyouknow which part." "Wehavegottothink quickly, okay?" "Maime sue is distracting them but there is only so long she can talk about scrapbooking." "That'swhereyou're wrong." "Iwishtherewas someway we could call for help." "Thereisafireplace." "I learned to make smoke signals when I was a child." "Oh." "Did you learn that on your playdate with sitting bull?" "[ Laughter ]" "WhatwasyourIndian name?" "Sleeps with everyone?" "[ Laughter ]" "Asmuchas Ienjoya spicy catfight, we need to get out of here." "All right." "Well, maybe if I would take off all my clothes and you were to slather my naked body with oil I could slip through that window." "OrI couldtrygetting out of it." "Allright,butstill might help if you slathered my body with oil." "Justgiveme ahand." "Fine." "Here we go." "Careful." "There we go." "What'sgoingon in here?" "JoyandIare making love." "[ Laughter ]" "Andtheyaretimingus." "Come on, you are trying to get her out of that window." "Nottoescape." "See, she likes to do it outdoors and I enjoy doing it indoors." "Thiswaywe areboth satisfied and we are done." "Melanie, did you see anything you liked?" "[ Laughter ]" "Well,." "Youlookamazinginmy ladypants." "Now, do the commercial." "Okay." "It's my wedding day, and I turn to the camera and say" ""my groom doesn't know it, but I'm going right now."" "Thank you, Mrs. ladypants." "Okaynowdo my favorite commercial where you are at the theater and there is a long line for the ladies room and you just wink at the camera." "You just -- wink." "Look,youknowsomething?" "I already did as you asked," "I put on your ladypants, I did the commercial." "Now you said I could use your phone." "Please,giveme asneak peek at the next one?" "Ican't." "There is not going to be another one." "What?" "Well,I 'mendingmy  contract with the ladypants people." "Yeah." "I don't think so." "[ Laughter ]" "Youaredoingitwrong." "Blow one, then two." "One, then two." "Elka,youarebeingas demanding and bossy as" "Christian grey." "I am not your submission." "[ Laughter ]" "Justdoit ." "Okay." "Allright." "New plan." "We drive a wedge between" "Chester and lily and get one of them on our side." "Hearyou." "You want me to use my devastating charm to seduce lily?" "Chesteristheone with the wandering eye." "Someone needs to flirt with" "Chester." "Ineedapairofshort  shorts and couple of sips of rum." "Iwillflirtwith" "Chester." "Awe." "Youknowlily,wewere  just saying how amazing you are and how Chester doesn't really appreciate that." "Letmelookathimright  now, shamelessly flirting with Melanie." "[ Laughter ]" "Youareso funny." "[ Laughter ]" "Iorderyoutountieme." "Notuntilyouswearyou will find a new contract with the ladypants people." "OhmyGod." "This is just like that movie with Cathy bates." "Based on the Steven king novel of the same name." "Fridaygreentomatoes?" "Oh, sorry." "That's wrong." "The response we wanted was" ""what is misery?"" "Everybody knows Friday green tomatoes is from the novel" "Fanny flag." "Stopbreakingthefourth wall, trebek." "Easy." "Heissuchaknow itall." "Tellmeaboutit." "Although,thatmisery movie had some good ideas." "I bet there is a mallett in the kitchen and I am going to leave this gun tantalizing out of your reach." "Oh my God I feel like a bond villain." "[Maniacal laugh]" "Wait,ifis he abond" "Alan that would make me bond." "What would Daniel Craig do if he were tied up in ladypants?" "With a pitcher of water" "It'slikehe doesn'teven see me." "Sometimes I just feel like his employee and not his wife." "Well,mixingbusinessand  pleasure rarely ends well." "I have a co-worker who is attracted to me like a desperate moth to an enchanting gingered-haired flame." "Isitaguy ?" "[ Laughter ]" "No." "Joy is not a guy." "Iamjustsayingshould the police come and take" "Chester away, you could definitely find someone better. have a patented system that ensures compatibility." "[ Laughter ]" "Youareright." "I deserve better." "Chester, it's over." "Oh,comeon ,babybabe." "Will you stop it, please?" "She means nothing to me." "Proveit." "Whatdoyouwantmeto  do?" "Kill her?" "Itwouldbe anice gesture." "I mean, you would do that for me?" "Sweety,ifit willhelp us get past this, I will shoot that woman right now." "[Whistle]" "What'sthat?" "It's the cops and you are if big trouble." "YouallthoughtIwas just tending the fire while elka picked my technique but" "I was making smoke signals while elka picked my technique." "That must be the SWAT team." "Isawyoursmokesignals." "Are you in distress?" "[ Laughter ]" "Youarenotthe SWAT team." "You're a little boy." "That'sright,ma 'am." "[ Laughter ]" "Oh,no." "Who is going to save us now?" "Dropyourguns!" "[ Laughter ]" "Nameispants." "Ladypants." "Howdidyouescape?" "Idousedmyselfwith water and used the expanding powers of Mrs. ladypants to break my ropes." "Shutup!" "You're an evil genius." "He'sthebadguy ." "[ Laughter ]" "Noshe'snot." "I'm the bad guy." "Well,I guessthatmakes me the good guy." "Drop your weapon." "You too, lady." "[ Applause ]" "OhmyGod,Alextrebek?" "That'sright." "But on weekends, I'm park ranger." "Alex trebek." "I'm here to save you." "I read your smoke signals, telling me that there were women here in jeopardy." "[ Laughter ]" "The police will be here soon." "We'llbehomeintime to watch "family feud."" "[ Laughter ]" "SteveHarveyis thebest game show host." "Really?" "[ Laughter ]" "Isn't that a little bit like saying cloris leachman was the best actress on the Mary" "Tyler Moore show?" "Weneversawthatshow ." "[ Laughter ]" "Well,Americawon'tget a chance to see the show, man, if we don't wrap things up here." "So why don't we all just"