"Sync and corrections by hethamw The 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2012) whaythem@live.fr" "Announcer:" "Live from the star-filled international ballroom of the Beverly Hilton hotel, welcome to the 69th" "Annual Golden Globe Awards." "And now, your host for the evening, ladies and gentlemen," "Ricky Gervais!" "♪" "[ Applause ]" "Oh, so, where was I?" "[ Laughter ]" "Nervous?" "Don't be." "This isn't about you." "Right." "Hello." "I'm Ricky Gervais." "And welcome to the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards live from the Beverly Hilton hotel in Los Angeles." "[ Applause ]" "Voted for by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association." "Tonight you get Britain's biggest comedian hosting the world's second biggest awards show on America's third biggest network." "It's fourth." "It's fourth." "For any of you that don't know, the Golden Globes are just like" "The Oscars but without all that esteem." "[ Laughter ]" "The Golden Globes are to The Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to" "Kate Middleton actually." "What?" "A bit louder." "A bit trashier." "A bit drunker." "And more easily bought." "Allegedly." "Nothing's been proved." "But who needs The Oscars?" "Not me." "I'm not Eddie Murphy." "He walked out on them." "He said no and good for him." "But when the man who said yes to Norbit says no to you, you know you're in trouble." "I love Eddie Murphy." "He loves dressing up, doesn't he?" "Versatile." "He's versatile." "No, he is." "A bit of trivia for you actually." "Eddie Murphy and Adam Sandler, between them, played all the parts in the movie "The Help."" "Isn't that brilliant?" "They were brilliant." "I can't believe they're not here." "Or maybe they are." "They're masters of disguise." "They could be." "Now, the Hollywood Foreign Press have warned me that if I insult any of you or any of them or offend any viewers or cause any controversy whatsoever, they'll definitely invite me back next year as well." "[ Laughter ]" "They actually gave me a list of rules." "I'm going to ignore them, but I thought it would be good to read them out." "This is real." "Okay?" "No profanity." "That's fine." "I've got huge vocabulary." "No nudity." "See, that's a shame because I've got a huge" " Vocabulary." "But a tiny penis." "True." "It doesn't matter." "It works." "Don't worry about it." "It's fine." "No innuendo." "I'm not to lie about anyone." "And I mustn't mention Mel Gibson." "His private life, his politics, recent films and especially not" "Jodie Foster's "Beaver"." "I haven't seen it myself." "I have spoken to a lot of guys here." "They haven't seen it either, but that doesn't mean it's not any good." "Sorry." "I don't care." "It's been an amazing year in show business." "It's not all been good news." "What's with all the divorces?" "What's going on?" "I mean, Arnold and Maria, J.Lo and Marc Anthony, Ashton" "Demi, Kim Kardashian and someone I don't remember." "He wasn't around long." "72 days." "A marriage that lasted 72 days." "I've sat through longer James Eron acceptance speeches than that." "Other celebrity scandal?" "Justin Bieber nearly had to take a paternity test." "What a waste of a test that would have been." "No." "He's not the father." "The only way that he could have impregnated a girl was if he bothered one of Martha Stewart's old turkey basters." "Open wide." "It's been a big year for women in film." ""Bridesmaids," one of my favorite comedies of the year, yeah." "[ Applause ]" "The girls finally proved that they can be as raunchy as the men." "Farting, burping, cursing, performing wild sex acts, even pooping in the sink." "I actually heard that the cast spent a week with dame Helen Mirren." "She's dreadful, honestly." "You don't see it because she's got good PR, but she's off the rails." "[ Laughter ]" "But the Golden Globes aren't just about movies." "It also celebrating the best in TV as well." "New shows like the amazing "Homeland" which is just-- it's amazing." "[ Applause ]" "And returning shows like "Boardwalk Empire."" "I love that show." "It's great." "It's about a load of immigrants who came to America about a hundred years ago and they got involved in bribery and corruption and they work their way up into high society." "But enough about the Hollywood Foreign Press." "I'm joking." "I love them." "And they're good sports for inviting me back." "They do an awful lot for charity and they're nonprofit organization just like NBC." "[ Laughter ]" "Should we get on with it?" "This time last year our first presenter was the biggest movie star on the planet." "His film "The Tourist" causing his career to plummet so far that he was forced to work with me on my new show "Life's Too" "Short" which premieres on HBO on February 19th." "Please welcome the man who will wear literally anything Tim" "Burton tells him to, Johnny Depp." "[ Applause ]" "I want to ask you a question." "It's real." "Just checking." "Yeah." "And be honest." "What?" "Are you on recreational drugs?" "I'm joking." "That's not the question." "We all know the answer." "Ready?" "I guess so." "Have you seen "The Tourist" yet?" "[ Laughter ]" "Have you?" "No." "[ Applause ]" "Oh, boy, he's fun." "[ Laughter ]" "All right." "A young orphan named Hugo, who lives in a train station in 1930s Paris, tries to complete his father's most ambitious project and becomes involved in a grand mystery involving an older man with a legendary past." "Directed with amazing skill by Martin Scorsese and nominated for three Golden Globes, here is the first of tonight's films nominated for best drama." "This is "Hugo."" "What's your name, boy?" "Hugo Cabret." "If you've ever wondered where your dreams come from, this is where they're made." "My life has taught me happy endings only happen in the movies." "The story's not over yet." "I am standing before you tonight because of one very brave young man." "Announcer:" "Please welcome the star of "Coriolanus," Gerard" "Butler and from the upcoming movie "Ted," Mila Kunis." "Hello, everybody." "Welcome to the only awards show where the only thing worse than not hearing your name as a nominee is hearing your name from the host." "Touche." "Here are the nominees for best supporting actor in a motion picture." "As acting legend sir Laurence Olivier, Kenneth Branagh, "My" "Week With Marilyn."" "As the mob boss who funds a racecar for a getaway driver," "Albert Brooks, "Drive."" "As the Yale graduate whose ideas help turn the Oakland A's into winners, Jonah Hill, "Moneyball."" "As Sigmund Freud, Viggo Mortensen, "A Dangerous Method."" "As the older widower finally revealing his sexuality," "Christopher Plummer, "Beginners."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Christopher Plummer, "Beginners."" "Yeah." "Well, what a wonderful welcome back to the home of King" "Kong, rin tin tin and all our youthful fantasies." "Thank you so much, Foreign Press Association." "Thank you." "I must praise on my distinguished competitors for whom I have the greatest admiration and to whom I apologize most profusely." "And I want to salute my partner Ewan that Wily Scot, Ewan "My" "Heart's In The Highlands" McGregor." "That scene-stealing swine." "From the outer hebrides." "Also, a 21-gun salute goes to Michael Mills." "Whose talent and wisdom made "Beginners" such a humanly enchanting story." "Of course the rest of the family." "Including my favorite Cosmo the dog and the producing team of Leslie Ordang and Miranda Deponcier." "And my friends here and angels scattered all over L.A., I wish to thank Lou Pitts, Carter Cohen, Pippa Markham and Perry" "Zimolt for over the years providing me with such religiously full Martinis." "And lastly, a fair lady called Helene, my wife of 43 years, who is-- [ applause ]" "Whose bravery and beauty haunts me still." "Thanks, everybody." "Thank you." "Announcer:" "From "Two And A Half Men," Ashton Kutcher and the executive producer of "Fashion Star," Elle MacPherson." "It is our pleasure to recognize the work of five talented actresses whose com comedic skills are a welcome addition to our lives week after week." "Here are the nominees for best actress in a TV series, comedy or musical." "As the self-destructive woman who has a rebirth after rehab," "Laura Dern, "Enlightened."" "As just the cutest damn thing you've ever seen," "Zooey Deschanel, "New Girl."" "As the head writer of a sketch comedy show that seems kind of familiar, Tina Fey, "30 rock."" "As the cancer victim coping with humor, Laura Linney, "The Big C."" "And, as the deputy director of Pawnee Parks And Recreation" "Department, Amy Poehler, "Parks And Recreation."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Laura Dern, "Enlightened."" "This is Laura Dern's third Golden Globe win in five nominations." "She won for her roles in Three Count and Afterburn." "Thank you so much, Hollywood Foreign Press, for supporting our show." "We're so grateful." "Thank you, our fearless leaders, Richard Kepher, Mike Lombardos, all at HBO for letting us do this." "Thank you for everybody in this room." "Thank you, everyone, and everyone in this category who inspires bravery and humaner in the most unlikely places." "Thank you, Mike White, for being just the most extraordinary genius brain and partner." "Thank you, our amazing cast, my beautiful mother, Diane Ladd," "Luke Wilson, all our incredible cast." "An amazing crew, producers, exsaxman, all of our producers." "We're so blessed." "My beautiful family." "I love you." "Thank you Sondra Seacat, Frank Capra, Lucille Ball, everybody who has ever inspired any of us and all the whistleblowers out there, bless you, Amy couldn't exist without you." "Thank you, thank you." "Announcer:" "NBC's telecast of the 69th Annual Golden Globe" "Awards is sponsored in part by Cadillac." "The new standard of the world." "And presented by L'oreal Paris." "Celebrating 40 years of "Because You're Worth It."" "Announcer:" "From the upcoming TV film "Game Change," Golden" "Globe nominee, Julianne Moore and from "Parks And Recreation,"" "Golden Globe winner, Rob Lowe." "A great annual tradition of the Hollywood Foreign Press association is to choose a second-generation performer to present this Golden Globe." "And tonight" " There it is." "There it is." "We need to move that." "We need to move it a little bit." "Here it comes." "It's coming." "Thank you." "[ Laughter ]" "This is why we love this evening." "That's right." "Okay." "Here is this year's Miss Golden Globe, the talented daughter of actress" "Andie MacDowell and Paul Qualley." "Please welcome the beautiful Rainey Qualley." "Great cold reading." "Thank you." "How about that?" "When was the last time you did a cold reading in front of" "Steven Spielberg." "I know." "And now here are the nominees for best mini-series or TV movie." "Announcer:" "Cinema Verite." "What happened to all the fancy words?" "It has to be crossed right now for this film to have any kind of emotional impact." ""Downton Abbey" master piece classic." "Welcome to Downton." ""The Hour"." "That makes one of us." ""Mildred Pierce."" ""Too Big To Fail"." "Right now the street's running around with its hair on fire but the storm always passes." "We stand strong and on the other side we'll eat Goldman's lunch." "And the Golden Globe goes to" ""Downton Abbey."" ""Downton Abbey" " Master Piece" has 4 nominations for" "Maggie Smith and best supporting actor in a mini series or TV movie." "Accepting the Golden Globe writer, executive producer Julian Fellowes." "How fabulous this is." "The whole Downton adventure has been an extraordinary one." "Like spotting a promising child and waking up to find they've won the Olympics." "And that's what we've lived through." "Of course, it's down to Carnival and ITV and NBC Universal and" "Masterpiece on PBS, and we're very grateful to all of them." "We're tremendously thankful to the Hollywood Foreign Press who have made such a marvelous place for themselves in the Hollywood story." "And I know I shouldn't thank my wife and son because really we're all winning this, but I do anyway." "And I thank the audience, because it's the audience that make a success." "Thank you very much." "And now, here are the nominees for best actress in a mini-series or TV movie." "As the lead producer of the television news magazine," "Romola Garai, "The Hour."" "As the woman at the center of America's first reality-show family, Diane Lane, "Cinema Verite."" "As the American wife of the Earl of Grantham, Elizabeth" "McGovern, "Downton Abbey-Masterpiece Classic."" "As an ordinary woman thrust into a savage criminal case," "Emily Watson, "Appropriate Adult."" "As the divorced single mother raising two daughters during the great depression, Kate Winslet, "Mildred Pierce."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Kate Winslet." "Announcer:" "This is Kate Winslet's third Golden Globe in eight nominations." "She was previously winners in 2009 for her roles in "The" "Reader" and "Revolutionary Road."" "Thank you." "Oh, thank you very much." "I want to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press for giving this award to me and for putting me in a category with such incredible heavyweight actresses whom I feel honored to stand alongside." "Mildred Pierce was the definition of a team effort." "And I want the share this with our team leader, our brilliant director Todd Haynes." "Thank you, thank you for giving me this part." "Thank you for this experience." "You were calm and incredible every single day for 17 weeks." "I don't know how you did it, but you did." "And I learned things from you that I will remember for the rest of my life." "I want to thank HBO for being absent when we needed them to be absent and for being present when we needed a little bit more shooting time." "Eileen Landris, Ham Coughher, our producers." "You were stoic and supportive every day and it never went unnoticed." "I want to thank our gigantic cast and crew." "You all know who you are, from every leading actor and day player to our unit drivers, the guys in the props department, the costume depot, your hard work was so appreciated." "I share this with my beautiful children Mira and Joe, who light up my life every day." "I'm so proud to be their mom." "And I share this with them." "Thank you." "Announcer:" "Soon to be seen in the upcoming feature "Trishna,"" "please welcome Freida Pinto." "A writer in the city of Paris is magically transported back to the era he has long idolized." "There he learns that we all have the same illusion, that the past and a life different than our own would be much better than the one we actually have." "Nominated for four Golden Globes including two for Woody Allen and a best actor nomination for Owen Wilson, this is" ""Midnight In Paris."" "♪" "What time did you get in last night?" "Not that late." "Where does he go every night?" "He walks and gets ideas." "I had a private detective follow him." "And what happened?" "I don't know." "But the detective agency says the detective is missing." "I'm in a very perplexing situation." "♪ ♪" "Please welcome to two-time Golden Globe winner and nominee tonight" "Jeremy Irons and the President of the Hollywood Foreign Press" "Association, Dr. Aida Takla-O'Reilly." "Good evening." "I am honored to represent the members of the Hollywood Foreign" "Press Association." "We are international journalists who put on the Golden Globes." "The Golden Globes supports a philanthropy fund which is used for film preservation, education and cultural and humanitarian activities connected with the entertainment industry." "We also acknowledge the collaborative efforts that transform a blank sheet of paper into the great movies represented here tonight." "Above all we thank the talent for bringing to the world a piece of art that will remain forever." "Bravo." "Announcer:" "Ladies and gentlemen, Jake Gyllenhaal." "She was the actress who started a heat wave." "He was the theater's greatest actor at the top of his game." "When Marilyn Monroe and sir Laurence Olivier made a movie together the world watched as sparks flew." "But behind the scenes, a star-struck assistant added fuel to the fire when he fell in love with this legendary beauty and discovered the real woman behind Marilyn Monroe." "Starring Michelle Williams and Kenneth Branagh, both nominated this evening for their captivating performances, this is "My Week With Marilyn."" "What must it be like to be the most famous woman on Earth?" "♪ We're having a heat wave ♪" "I like you." "♪ A tropical heat wave ♪" "♪ the temperature's rising ♪" "♪ it certainly can can can ♪" "Right." "We're already five minutes over." "That's your fault." "I was bang on." "I just checked." "Okay?" "Professional." "Keep the speeches short." "You don't need to thank everyone you've ever met or members of your family that have done nothing towards it." "Just do the main two." "Your agent and God." "That's the two I thank because in my opinion, I know for a fact that both God and my agent have exactly the same amount of input in my career." "So that's-- [ Laughter ]" "It's got be done." "For our next category, we have two presenters." "One is in the huge worldwide hit "Mission Impossible:" "Ghost Protocol."" "The second, as we referred, made her mark in comedy this summer by defecating into a sink." "Amazingly, that's still less demeaning than what most of you have done to make it in show business." "[ Laughter ]" "Please welcome, Melissa McCarthy and Paula Patton." "Talented actors playing troubled, complex characters." "These are the nominees for best actor TV series drama." "Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire."" "Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad."" "Kelsey Grammer, "Boss."" "Jeremy Irons, "The Borgias."" "Damian Lewis, "Homeland."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Kelsey Grammer, "Boss."" "Announcer:" "This is Kelsey Grammer's third Golden Globe win in nine nominations." "He previously won for his role in the TV comedy "Frasier."" "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Good to see you, thanks." "Well, this is very nice." "Thank you so much." "I'd like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association." "Chris Allbreak for his insight and balls and money actually to go ahead and produce eight episodes without ordering a pilot first." "It made all the difference." "Farhad for his extraordinary writing." "Stella for her tireless energy and my partner and fellow cohort in crime Brian Sherr as well." "There are so many people I'd like to thank, but I'm going to run out of time pretty quickly." "I'm very, very pleased about this." "I'd like to thank my wife Kate for the future and what a magnificent year it's been." "Thank you so much." "[ Applause ]" "And now here are the nominees for best TV series drama." ""American Horror Story."" ""Boardwalk Empire."" ""Boss."" ""Game Of Thrones."" ""Homeland."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" ""Homeland."" "Accepting the Golden Globe for "Homeland" are co-creators" "Howard Gordon and Alex Danza." "First of all, thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association." "I cannot tell you how wonderful it is to be standing here on behalf of all the people, all the talented people who helped to make this show what it is." "Our extraordinary cast led by the incandescent Claire Danes and the irrepressible Damian Lewis." "Our director Michael Questa who brings his impeccable eye to every scene he directs." "The best staff writing in the business, Alex Carrie and Henry Vermel." "My wife who is my war time consigliere on this show." "Now Howard Gordon, my co-creator." "With so much people to think, I want to thank Rick Rosen for bringing us this project." "Dana Walden, Gary Newman at 20th." "Burt Sulky, FOX 21." "I want to thank Les Moonves, I want to thank Matt Blanc." "And everyone at Showtime." "David Nevins has been a great champion of the show from the beginning." "Gary Levine." "I want to thank everyone who watches and enjoys this show because you make this very special for us to do." "Thank you again and I appreciate it." "Announcer:" "The Golden Globes continue with the star of NBC's" ""Late Night" Jimmy Fallon, and the Grammy-nominated star of" ""The Voice" Adam Levine." "Hello." "It's an honor to present the award for best song and best score." "That makes sense because you scored with your song." "♪ I got the moves like Jagger ♪ I got the moves ♪" "What moves specifically like Jagger do you like?" "He has a bunch of moves." "Mick Jagger." "The thing is" " He yells at people, he likes to point." "He does like the rooster, too." "And get like right in your face." "Let's roll the nominees, please." "Announcer: "The Artist,"" "Ludovic Bource." ""W.E." Abel Korzeniowski." ""The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo," Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross." ""Hugo," Howard Shore." ""War Horse," John Williams." "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Ludovic Bource, "The Artist."" "Announcer:" "This is Ludovic Bource's first win and first nomination." "He started writing for commercials." "And is accepting tonight with Michel Hazanavicius." "I'm sorry." "I'm French." "Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and this incredible honor." "I am better with music than words." "Right now if I were to write a song, it would be a tap dance number." "So the power of the music is universal." "The gift of the silent film is also universal." "So thank you, Michel, for the greatest opportunity that a composer could wish for." "Thank you to Berenice, Jean and the most incredible cast." "I would like to thank, to Bob and Mary, my family who is watching at home in Paris-- [ Kissing noises ]" "And Angel and Armanned." "Thank you so much." "I love you." "[ Applause ]" "And now, here are the nominees for best original song." "Announcer:" "From "Gnomeo  Juliet"," ""Hello, Hello" music by Elton John, lyrics by Bernie Taupin." "♪ What a surprise ♪" "♪ what a surprise ♪" "♪ hello hello ♪" "From "Machine Gun Preacher,"" ""The Keeper," music and lyrics by Chris Cornell." "♪ I am keeper ♪" "From "Albert Nobbs," "Lay Your Head Down" music by Brian" "Byrne, lyrics by Glenn Close." "♪ Sleep now la la la la la la ♪" "From "The Help," "The Living Proof" music by Mary J. Blige," "Thomas Newman, Harvey Mason, Jr." "Lyrics by Mary J. Blige, Harvey Mason Jr., Damon Thomas." "From "W.E.," "Masterpiece" music and lyrics by Madonna, Julie" "Frost, Jimmy Hairy." "And the Golden Globe goes to" ""Masterpiece" music and lyrics by Madonna." "♪ Masterpiece ♪" "Announcer:" "This is the second Golden Globe win and ninth nomination for Madonna." "She previously won for her acting performance as Eva Peron in "Evita."" "♪ Nothing indestructible ♪" "Hi." "This is a surprise." "Um, um, um, I'm not French." "I have no excuse." "So thank you so much to the Hollywood Foreign Press for this acknowledgment." "I need to thank my co-writers, Jimmy Harry and Julie Frost, my co-producer William Orbit, who is not here, who I adore-- whom" "I adore." "I would also like to thank my manager Guy Oceri who I spent most of my time beating up on, but seriously he harangued me for the entire time I was filming and editing my movie for a song." "I said, please, guy, I'm trying to focus on being a director and" "I want people to pay attention to the film." "And I don't have time." "So then I finished the film and I started making my record, and somehow magically and miraculously this song emerged, "Masterpiece."" "So thank you, Guy Oceri for being so irritating." "Of course, I must thank my beautiful leading lady Andrea" "Riceborough who is sitting right if front of me." "Her performance in my film is a masterpiece and thank you very much." "Finally, I'd like to thank Harvey Weinstein, the punisher, that's his nickname, the punisher, yes, for believing in my film." "Thank you, Harvey." "Announcer:" "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome international film star, Meltem Cumbul." "Hello." "Good evening." "The Golden Globes is seen in 199 countries around the world including my home country of Turkey." "I grew up watching the show, and it's an honor to be with all of you tonight." "Peace at home, peace in the world." "Announcer:" "Welcome back to the Golden Globes." "And now, from NBC's upcoming series "Smash," Katharine McPhee and Debra Messing." "This is one of the most prestigious awards for any actor." "Here are the nominees for best performance by an actor in a mini-series or motion picture made for television." "Hugh Bonneville, "Downton Abbey" " Masterpiece Classic."" "Idris Elba, "Luther."" "William Hurt, "Too Big To Fail."" "Bill Nighy, "Page Eight-- Masterpiece Contemporary."" "Dominic West, "The Hour."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Idris Elba, "Luther"." "This is Idris Elba's first Golden Globe and second nomination." "He co-produced a track on rapper Jay-Z's 2007 album "American Gangster"." "Wow." "Thank you very much." "Wow." "I'm" " Thank you." "This is for the fans." "I just want to say to the fans, I have the most loyal fans in the world, and I thank you." "All over the world." "I appreciate it." "I want to thank Neil Cross who wrote the show." "He's phenomenal and it changed my life." "Obviously the Hollywood Foreign Press, excuse me." "Thank you to all of you." "You know that." "Also I want to thank my BBC family." "Kate Harwood, Ben Stevenson, the whole team, Katie Swindon, Sam" "Miller, my director." "We worked really hard." "My beautiful cast." "Warren Brown now then." "Also I want to thank who else, my BBC America team." "Hi, guys." "Perry Simon, Richard, well done guys." "You really supported the show." "My agent, I can't do it without you." "My UTA family, my Anonymous family and my beautiful daughter who is at home having a Golden Globe party." "We did it, mama." "I love you." "Cheers." "Announcer:" "And now with a clip from "The Ides Of March,"" "please welcome the star of "Moneyball," Brad Pitt." "Young idealistic campaign workers and dirty politics are the focus of a movie that shows how the desire for power can corrupt anyone in the political process." "Ryan Gosling is nominated tonight for acting and co-star" "George Clooney received Golden Globe nominations for his writing and directing of the film." "This is "The Ides Of March."" "It makes people unpredictable." "We can't have that." "What if I have something else?" "Like what?" "Something big." "The next President of the United States of America." "You really want this story getting out?" "Dignity matters." "You are off the campaign, but you thought it was important to fix things?" "Integrity matters." "Our future depends on it." "Steven, don't do this." "I'll do or say anything if I believe in it, but I have to believe in the cause." "Announcer:" "Please welcome the star of the upcoming film" ""Underworld," Kate Beckinsale, and the producer and co-star of" ""50/50," Seth Rogen." "Hello." "I'm Seth Rogen, and I'm currently trying to conceal a massive erection." "How nice." "In this next category, we have four women who have been here many times before, and one newcomer." "Here are the nominees for best actress in a motion picture comedy or musical." "Jodie Foster, "Carnage."" "Charlize Sherin, "Young Adu Adult."" "Kristen Wiig, "Bridesmaids."" "Michelle Williams in the hysterical comedy "My Week With Marilyn"." "And Kate Winslet, " Carnage."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Michelle Williams for "My Week With Marilyn."" "♪" "Thank you." "Congratulations." "It's been a while." "Oh, dear." "Gosh, you know I consider myself a mother first and an actress second." "And so the person that I most want to thank is my daughter, my little girl who's bravery and exuberance is the example I take with me in my work and in my life." "I want to say thank you for sending me off to this job every day with a hug and a kiss." "I couldn't have done it otherwise." "And making me so excited to come home at night." "And for suffering through six months of bedtime stories where all the princesses were read aloud in a Marilyn Monroe sounding voice." "Harvey, thank you to Harvey, thank you to Simon, thank you to Greta." "Thank you to Jenny Sheercor." "Thank you to Busy." "I could go on and on." "I wish I could go on and on, there are so many people to thank." "Thank you to the Hollywood Press Association for putting in my hands the same award that Marilyn Monroe won over 50 years ago." "I'm really honored." "Thank you." "Announcer:" "Please welcome the star of "Ringer,"" "Sarah Michelle Gellar, and star of the USA Network's" ""Covert Affairs," Piper Perabo." "There are five gentlemen out there, each one hoping we will call his name." "And since it's never nice to keep a gentleman waiting, here are the nominees for best supporting actor in a TV series, mini-series or TV movie." "Peter Dinklage, "Game Of Thrones."" "Paul Giamatti, "Too Big To Fail."" "Guy Pearce, "Mildred Pierce."" "Tim Robbins, "Cinema Verite."" "Eric Stonestreet, "Modern Family."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Peter Dinklage, "Game Of Thrones."" "This is Peter Dinklage's first nomination and first win for his performances." "He also took home the Emmy." "Thank you." "I was talking to my mother in Jersey before I came out, and she said, have fun but have you seen "Mildred Pierce"," "Guy Pearce is so good, he's going to win." "So I haven't seen "Mildred Pierce,"" "but I'm I'm sure he's really good." "I just love our moms because they keep us humble." "Thank you to George R.R. Martin." "His prolific imagination is such a fun world to be a part of." "David Beninghoff and Dan Weiss, the genius creators of our show," "HBO and my wife Erica Schmidt and my lovely new daughter." "[ Applause ]" "Who has her first baby-sitter tonight, so I'm a little nervous, you know." "And just I want to mention a gentleman I'm thinking about in England." "His name is Martin Henderson." "Google him." "Going well, isn't it?" "You're so much better than last year's audience." "No, they had a right stick up their ass." "Thank you, good." "There's a pecking order here." "TV around the edge, movie stars in the middle." "Our next presenter is rare." "He managed to move all the way from the back when he was on" ""E.R." to right down the front by becoming one of biggest stars in the world." "If he gets any more popular or any more handsome, he'll be hosting this puppy next year." "Here he is, the cloon-meister general, Giorgio Clooney." "[ Laughter ]" "I have to give it back to him." "He can't get to the bar otherwise." "It's been called a baseball movie that's not about baseball, because it transcends the sport." "This is a David and Goliath store of a general manager, his assistant and a failing Oakland A's team who takes on powerhouse teams like the New York Yankees." "It's a movie about turning conventional wisdom on its head and it's nominated for four Golden Globe awards including one for Jonah Hill and and up and comer named Brad Pitt." "This is "Moneyball."" "The money that we do have." "Your goal shouldn't be to buy players." "Your goal should be to buy wins." "You need to buy runs." "Who are you?" "First job in baseball?" "My first job anywhere." "What can he do?" "He gets on base." "What is happening in Oakland?" "It defies everything we know about baseball." "Just plain crazy!" "If we win with this team, we'll change the game." "Announcer:" "Please welcome Golden Globe nominee" "Jessica Alba and from the upcoming film, "The Vow,"" "Channing Tatum." "There is a reason that animated films are often some of the biggest box office successes of the year." "It's because their stories and characters appeal to and move fans of all ages." "Here are the nominees for best animated feature film." "Announcer: "The Adventures Of Tintin."" "You mean the pound." "Yes." "The pound written in old English?" "Yes." "I don't have it." "I will find it." "With or without your help." "Announcer:" ""Arthur Christmas."" "♪" ""Cars 2."" "No way." "This is very tight." "I will beat his crying baby's bottom to death." "And there's the insult we were missing." "Announcer: "Puss In Boots."" "♪" ""Rango."" "The place I come from, we kill a man before breakfast just to work up an appetite." "Then we salt him and pepper him and braise him in clarified butter, then we eat him." "And the Golden Globe goes to" ""The Adventures Of Tintin."" "Announcer:" "Accepting the Golden Globe for the "Adventures" "Of Tintin" is director Steven Spielberg." "Well, thank you very much, Hollywood Foreign Press." "Wow." "This is fantastic." "Oh, dear, okay, before the music starts, let me just say because a lot of people are contributors to any film that's in animation," "I want to thank all the other nominees, and I'd like to thank my partner Peter Jackson." "I would like to thank-- Thank you very much." "I'd like to thank two studios that really proved the adage that Peter and I could make the telephone book if we wanted to because Sony and Paramount gave us the chance to turn this series of books into a motion picture." "Amy Pascal, Michael Linton and Brad Gray for his courage." "[ Applause ]" "Thank you." "And again, Daniel Craig and Dick Frost and Jimmy Bell and the man of a thousand digital faces Andy Circus." "Thank you very much." "Announcer:" "Welcome back live to the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, California." "And now, from the upcoming film "Haywire," Ewan McGregor." "Bravo, Christopher." "Nice one, pops." "Inspired by a true story, this film about a 27-year-old man diagnosed with cancer points out something fundamental about the human race" " That we can often find humor at the most unlikely times and in the midst of the most trying circumstances." "Starring Seth Rogen and nominee Joseph Gordon-Levitt, this story of friendship and survival is nominated for two Golden Globes." "This is "50/50."" "People beat cancer awe the time." "If you were a casino game, you'd have the best odds." "Everybody saying don't worry, it is all fine." "It is not." "You can't change your situation." "The only thing you can change is h" " Change is how you choose to deal with that." "♪" "You really think that a girl's going to go for me just because I have cancer?" "Yes!" "I have cancer." "I was wrong." "I was wrong." "It was weird." "It was weird like that." "Announcer:" "Two stars soon to be seen in the film, "Hemingway" "Gellhorn,"cliveOwen and Nicole Kidman." "Great films come from extraordinary writing." "And in a year with an abundance of wonderful scripts, these were the best." "Here are the nominees for best screenplay." "Announcer:" "For "Midnight in Paris", Woody Allen." "For "The Ides Of March," George Clooney, Grant Heslov, Beau Willimon." "For "The Artist," Michel Hazanavicius." "For "The Descendants," Alexander Payne, Nat Faxon, Jim Rash." "For "Moneyball," story by Stan Chervin, screenplay by Steve" "Zallian, Aaron Sorkin." "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Woody Allen, "Midnight In Paris."" "Well, Woody could not be here tonight." "So he wants to say thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press." "Come and get it, Woody." "Announcer:" "From "Desperate Housewives" Felicity Huffman and the star of "Shameless", William H. Macy." "♪ These actresses did stunning work ♪ four will go home empty handed ♪" "♪ one will take home gold ♪" "♪ don't be humiliated because you all did a terrific job ♪" "♪ it's an honor to be nominated ♪ ♪ blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, ♪" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "Here are the nominees for best supporting actress in a series, mini-series or TV movie." "Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story."" "Kelly MacDonald, "Boardwalk Empire."" "Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family."" "Evan Rachel Wood, "Mildred Pierce."" "Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey" " Masterpiece Classic."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Jessica Lange "American Horror Story."" "Announcer:" "This is Jessica Lange's fifth win and 12th nomination." "She previously won for "A Street Car Named Desire" "Blue Sky"" ""Tootsie" and "King Kong."" "Well, oh, this is lovely, thank you very much." "Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press." "You've always been very generous to me." "And I appreciate it." "I want to thank FX." "I would like to thank the great group of actors that I had the pleasure of working with and a wonderful crew, but more than anything, I want to thank the writers because I find it more and more rare or rarer every year to find-- to find a piece" "of work that is really beautifully written and gives you something to do." "And it certainly was this." "So I'd like to thank the writers." "I'd like to thank Brad and Ryan." "And especially Ryan who convinced me to do this." "I appreciate it." "It's wonderful." "And yeah." "That's it." "Announcer:" "Stars from some of the most-talked about movies and shows of the year are coming up." "Okay." "Our next presenter is the queen of pop." "Not you, Elton." "Sit down." "This is" " She's all woman." "I'll give you some clues." "She's always vogue, she's a material girl and she's just like a virgin." "Please welcome Madonna." "If I'm still just like a virgin, Ricky, then why don't you come over here and do something about it." "I haven't kissed a girl in a few years." "[ Cheers ]" "On TV." "[ Laughter ]" "Hmm." "Okay." "Moving right along." "I grew up watching movies like most people in this room, but the movies that allowed my imagination to run wild that made me believe that I could dream and think outside the box were foreign films." "Made by the likes of Fellinni, Vis Conti, Goddard, Truffaut, to name a few." "So there's nothing foreign to me about a foreign film." "I'm honored to present the nominees for best foreign language film." "Announcer: "The Flowers Of War," China." ""In The Land Of Blood And Honey"" "USA." ""The Kid With The Bike", Belgium." ""A Separation," Iran." ""The Skin I Live In," Spain." "And the Golden Globe goes to" "From Iran "A Separation."" "Announcer:" "Accepting the Golden Globe for "A Separation,"" "is director Osgard Fahardi." "I want to thank Michael." "I told you before, I think you love the separation more than me." "Thank you, Tom Bernard." "Thank you Sony Pictures Classics." "When I was coming up on the stage, I was thinking what should I say here?" "Should I say something about my mother, my father, my kind wife, my daughters, my dear friends, my crew, great and lovely crew, but now I just prefer to say something about my people." "I think they are a truly loving people." "Thank you very much." "Announcer:" "Ladies and gentlemen, six-time Golden Globe winner, Dustin Hoffman." "Good evening." "I just want to say that without the encouragement and love of my wife and my agent, I would not be up here announcing the nominations." "And I want to thank them." "The five women in the next category are incredibly talented actresses." "Here are the nominees for best actress in a TV series drama." "Claire Danes, "Homeland."" "Mireille Enos, "The Killing."" "Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife."" "My generation" " Madeleine Stowe, "Revenge."" "Callie Thorne, "Necessary Roughness."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Claire Danes." "Announcer:" "This is the third win and third nomination for Claire Danes." "She previously won for the HBO movie "Temple Grandin" and for the TV series "My So-Called Life."" "Okay." "So I first won this award when I was 15 for "My So-Called Life"" "and I was utterly stunned and overwhelmed as one is." "And the first thing I did when I left the stage was burst into tears because I realized I had forgotten to thank my parents." "And I brought my mom with me tonight, Carla." "And I am just so lucky to have another opportunity to let them know how deeply grateful I am for their love and encouragement." "And any fulfillment I have as a person and actor I owe in large part to you." "So thank you." "Thank you to my husband." "My newish family." "Hugh Dancy, who keeps me sane and happy as I play somebody who is not so sane and often not so happy." "Thank you Alex Gonza, Howard Gordon, Michael Questa, Gideon" "Rath, the writers for giving me this part that is so exquisite, so divine, to Showtime, to FOX." "And to this cast." "I could not be in finer, more brilliant, more generous, more kind company." "Thank you to my team, Stephanie Ritz, Brian Schwartzer, this is a huge, huge honor." "Thank you." "Announcer:" "Welcome back to the Golden Globe awards." "And now, a Golden Globe winner, who stars in the upcoming comedy" ""Five Year Engagement", Emily Blunt." ""Bridesmaids."" "This tale of a disastrous maid of honor at her best friend's wedding is outrageously funny, heartfelt and warm." "Paul Feig directs an ensemble of the best chicks ever." "It proves to Hollywood and the world that women, too, can poop their pants like everywhere, like all over the place." "This is "Bridesmaids."" "I'm engaged." "Oh, my God!" "Why is this happening?" "What wer doing for the bachelorette party?" "What about like a princess themed?" "She's not great at flying." "I have something to help you relax." "I'm ready to party!" "Oh, yeah." "This is some classy-- [ Burps ]" "Geez, Megan." "I'm sorry." "I want to apologize, I'm not even confident which end that came out of." "Announcer:" "Please welcome creator, writer and star of "30" "Rock" Tina Fey and Golden Globe winner Jane Lynch." "The common misconception is that actors are really the characters we play on TV." "For example, I'm not at all like Sue Sylvester." "I'm not wearing a track suit tonight." "And I don't throw things at people." "And I am nothing like Liz Lemon." "Just can't think of any examples right now that prove it." "The nominees in our next category are also nothing like the characters that they play, although, of course, Matt" "Leblanc is Matt Leblanc." "And "Hung's" Thomas Jane really is" " A high school coach." "Penis joke!" "Yeah." "It was a long walk, but it was worth it." "Here are the nominees for best actor in a TV series comedy or musical." "David Duchovny, "Californication."" "Johnny Galecki, "The Big Bang Theory."" "Thomas Jane, "Hung."" "Matt Leblanc, "Episodes."" "Alec Baldwin "30 Rock."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Matt Leblanc, "Episodes."" "Announcer:" "This is Matt Leblanc's first Golden Globe win, four nominations." "He was previously nominated for his roles on "Friends" and for "Joey."" "Hi." "First of all, thanks to the Hollywood Foreign Press." "This is a huge honor." "Thank you to Showtime for putting the show on the air and the BBC." "Thanks, Showtime Matt Blank, David Levine, you have been very supportive." "Thank you so much." "Thanks to a great cast." "It's been an awesome experience." "Thanks to my agent, my managers, thanks to my mom who has always been there behind me 100%." "And most importantly, I think thanks to our writer producers" " Wow, I'm so nervous." "Our writers, producers, Jeffrey Cleric and David Crane who I've known for a real long time and I hold in the highest regard as friends and writers." "And they write a Matt Leblanc who, let's be honest, is way more interesting and fun than the real thing." "I wish I was him." "Thank you." "Good night." "Announcer:" "From the upcoming movie, "The Silver Linings" "Playbook," Bradley Cooper." "Each of the women in this category gave unforgettable performances that went far beyond the definition of the word "supporting."" "Here are the nominees for best supporting actress in a motion picture." "Berenice Bejo "The Artist."" "Jessica Chastain "The Help."" "Janet McTeer "Albert Nobbs."" "Octavia Spencer "The Help."" "And Shailene Woodley, "The Descendants."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Octavia Spencer, "The Help."" "Seriously, nuts." "Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press." "Seriously." "You know, with regard to domestics in this country now and then, I think Dr. King said it best." "All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance." "And I thank you for recognizing that with our film." "I'd like to thank Kate Taylor, Brunson Green, Chris Columbus," "Steven Spielberg, Stacy Snyder, Chip Sullivan, everybody at Dreamworks." "Everybody." "Rich Ross, Stephanie Cusp, Kevin Campbell, everybody at Disney." "I'm just trembling here." "I'm going to fall off of he's high heel shoes." "Our amazing cast and crew, my team and their names are on here." "Brian Gris Ham, Paul Slater, L.A., Melissa Kates, Melissa, my family, and the most amazing cast and crew and table tent." "Thank you again." "Announcer:" "The Golden Globes continue." "From the upcoming film "This Means War," please welcome" "Reese Witherspoon." "The trustee of land in Hawaii on the brink of being sold finds his life turned upside down when his philandering wife falls into a coma." "How he deals with this, connects with his children and comes to closure is the focus of this masterfully directed film by nominated director and my friend Alexander Payne." "Starring nominees George Clooney and Shailene Woodley, this is" ""The Descendants."" "I'm the backup parent, the understudy." "You're supposed to be getting your act together." "I've been doing really well." "With my wife in the hospital, my daughters are testing me." "Grow up." "You really don't have a clue, do you?" "Mom was cheating on you." "What you've been going through, that's a tough deal." "Trying to keep my head above water." "♪" "Announcer:" "Ladies and gentlemen, a three-time Golden" "Globe winner, recipient of the Cecil B. Demille award, Sidney Poitier." "Thank you." "Morgan Freeman." "That you illuminate your presence, that you infuse the characters you play with a real life three-dimensional aura." "You become the character, the character becomes you." "And so begins a process that captivates your audience." "Even the likes of Spencer Tracy, Laurence Olivier, Marlon Brando, and Canada Lee would applaud your process were they still with us." "In my humble opinion, sir, you are indeed a prince in the profession you have chosen." "We thank you, Mr. Freeman, for raising the level of excellence yet another notch." "Welcome aboard, Morgan Freeman." "May your journey be long and your characters continue to multiply." "Congratulations." "Announcer:" "Please welcome three-time Golden Globe winner, Helen Mirren." "Well I'm really sorry, but after Sidney, I'm going to lower the tone somewhat." "Because I've had a couple of glasses of wine and this may not seem like the appropriate time to bring this up, but I do have a bone to pick with Morgan Freeman." "He's made over 50 films and I've only been in one of them "Red."" "I was complaining to Sidney just now and he said," ""Helen, join the club." "At least you were in one of the films."" "There was no reason Miss Daisy couldn't have been English." "All you would have had to do was drive on the wrong side of the road." "Well, of course, in England, we think of it as the right side of the road." "Well, it's actually not on the right side of the road, it's on the left side of the road, because left is right." "Glad I cleared that up." "Really, Morgan, just one movie with you?" "For God's sake." "I could have been a penguin." "So let's have the pleasure of watching Mr. Freeman at work in many of the movies which I'm not in." "Well, come on in." "Don't just stand there." "We rise, we fall." "We meet our fate together." "I want the respect, r-e-s-p-e-c-t." "A little respect." "In his long and inspired career, his quest for the truth has illuminated the human spirit in us all." "Good morning, Miss Daisy." "Did you have the air conditioned checked?" "I told you to have the air conditioned checked?" "I had the air conditioned check." "I don't know what for, you don't ever allow me to turn it on." "What?" "People die every day, Frankie." "If she dies today, you know what her last thought will be?" "I think I did all right." "Welcome to Shawshank." "You feel you've been rehabilitated?" "Not a day goes by I don't feel rehabilitated." "I look back on the way I was, a young, stupid kid." "I want to talk to him." "I want to try to talk some sense to him." "Tell him the way things are." "But I can't." "Holler and order everybody around like you're the master himself." "You ain't nothing but the white man's dog." "And what are you?" "So full of hate, you want to go out and fight everybody." "Chased by hounds." "That might not be living, but it sure as hell ain't dying." "I ought to blow your brains out right now." "You try going into business for yourself, you'll be one dead" "Gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, pride, lust and envy." "Whatever you hear, stay away." "John Doe has the upper hand." "You still have that Spencer rifle?" "I can still knock you out, too." "They got it coming." "What happened?" "Well, ain't you going to shoot?" "I will." "The characters we've grown to love-- Perhaps you should read the instructions first." "Who are you?" "I'm God." "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States." "The voice that is so familiar." "This is a story about love." "Like most love story, it begins with an act of utter foolishness." "Belongs to a man of unique abilities." "♪ I hope to take a bath in a casket ♪ a casket a casket ♪" "♪ I hope to take a bath in a casket ♪" "He's lifted our spirits." "This is living." "I hate your rotten guts!" "And opened our hearts." "It liberates the soul." "That is why it is such a powerful weapon." "Because in a lifetime of achievements, at the very heart of who he is, Morgan Freeman is a true artist." "♪" "[ Cheers and applause ]" "Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Morgan Freeman." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you all." "Thank you, Helen." "I can't really tell you how it feels to be up here being touted by a woman I love so much." "No offense, Taylor." "You know I love you." "Working with you on "Red" was great fun, really great fun." "But I learned one thing." "Watching you handle a gun makes me know I never want to piss you off." "[ Laughter ]" "And Sidney, Mr. Poitier." "Being up here receiving this award, this tribute, that you yourself received, getting it from you makes it clear to me" "that though they call it the Cecile B. Demille award, in my house, it will also be known as the Sidney Poitier award." "Now, I'm going to try and get all this in in a very short time." "In my movie career, I got save the world, solve some crimes, commit some crimes, drive miss Diasy, be Nelson Mandela, the" "President of the United States and even God." "Looking at all those clips from all those films that I made over all those years, I was struck by two things." "I've had to play with people that I really, really admire and how much fun I've been having." "Hey, Elton." "[ Laughter ]" "It's been said that if you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life." "Well, if that's the case, then for the past 45 years or so," "I've never had to work." "Because my passion in life has always been acting." "And there have been 58 men and women before me that received the Demille award, people like Gregory Peck, Clint Eastwood," "Sophia Loren, Henry Fonda," "Mr. Poitier, so I am truly, truly honored that you consider me worthy of being in that company." "My thanks to all of you for your wonderful support." "And my deep thanks to the Hollywood Foreign Press for this award." "Thank you so much." "[ Applause ]" "Announcer:" "Welcome back to the Golden Globes." "And now, from "Sherlock Holmes" " A Game Of Shadows,"" "two-time Golden Globe winner, Robert Downey Jr." "Chaplin, Lang, Hitchcock, Ford, Lubitsch, Downey, Senior." "Brilliant risk takers throughout the history of cinema." "Our next movie is an incredible tribute to those pioneers." "As the world changes for better or worse, it is always love that triumphs." "And an outstanding ensemble cast reminds us you can still feel so much yet say so little." "And it is my pleasure to present the daring and euphoric Golden" "Globe nominated best film motion picture musical or comedy," ""The Artist."" "♪" "Announcer:" "Please welcome three-time Golden Globe winner and the writer and director of this year's best foreign language nominated film, "In The Land Of Blood And Honey,"" "Angelina Jolie." "Good evening." "Five wonderful filmmakers are up for best director motion picture." "Here are the nominees." "For "Midnight In Paris," Woody Allen." "For "The Ides Of March", George Clooney." "For "The Artist," Michel Hazanavicius." "For "The Descendants," Alexander Payne." "For "Hugo," Martin Scorsese." "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Martin Scorsese." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Whoa." "Thank you so much." "Sit down, sit down, everybody." "Thank you." "Thank you Hollywood Foreign Press." "This is absolutely wonderful." "And thank you also Hollywood Foreign Press for the extraordinary work you do on preservation and restoration of cinema." "And I have to thank my love to my wife Helen because we have a 12-year-old daughter Francesca her name is and when she was 10 she read this beautiful book by Brian Selznik called the" "Invention Of Hugo Cabret." "Read this book and make a film that our daughter can see for once." "So we did." "And I got to thank her and thank Francesca and I got to thank" "Graham King and Tim Headington for backing the picture." "For everything they're doing for the film." "My friends Rick Yorn, Ari Manuel and Chris Donnelly and the wonderful cast of the picture." "Sir Ben Kinsly and Asa Butterfield." "The heart of the film as Hugo." "And Chloe Moritz." "And Sacha Baron Cohen, John Logan's script." "And, of course, my producers Emma Tillinger and my great assistant director Chris Sergeant, Bob Richardson's beautiful cinematography, particularly in 3D, Dante's sets, wonderful editing and am I forgetting anyone?" "Rob Logato's effects and Ellen Lewis and the casting." "Thank you, thank you all so much." "Thank you so much." "Oh, hello." "Come on, moving on." "I can't wait to introduce our next presenter." "It's Salma Hayek and Antonio Banderas." "You can see why I'm excited." "I've loved their work for many year and I just got to talk to them for the first time." "I met them." "They're gorgeous specimens and extremely talented and probably very interesting." "I'm not sure because I can't-- Please welcome salma Hayek and" "Antonio Banderas." "Let me answer to Ricky." "Ricky" " En esta apacible quinta donde el mayo gentil, los países que la para el sol de tu hermosura cuya luz ardiente y pura vence..." "Ricky, I don't understand him either." "Let's do this." "Three brand new shows are nominated for best TV series, comedy or musical." "The other two nominees have remained examples of innovative and fresh television." "Here are the nominees." "Announcer: "Enlightened."" ""Episodes."" ""Glee."" ""Modern Family."" ""New Girl."" "♪ Hey girl ♪" "♪ what you doing ♪" "And the Golden Globe goes to" ""Modern Family."" "Announcer:" "Accepting the Golden Globe for "Modern Family"" "is co-creator and executive producer Steven Levinson and Sofia Vergara." "Buenas noches." "Gracias, Antonio, gracias, Salma." "Al ser esto un premio internacional, lo vamos a recibir en dos idiomas." "Lo vamos a recibir en dos idiomas." "This being an international award, tonight we accept in two languages." "En nombre de Modern Family, le damos las gracias al Hollywood Foreign Press por este gran honor." "Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press for this tremendous honor." "Le damos las gracias a Bob Iger y Paul Lee en ABC." "Thank you to the "Modern Family" writers who are so funny and so sexy." "Y le damos las gracias a..." "Dana Wolden, y le damos las gracias a Gary Newman en FOX." "Film actresses, do yourself a favor at the parties tonight and give them your phone numbers." "Pero sobretodo le damos las gracias a todo ese gran grupo de producción." "They may look pasty and nervous and out of shape, but they're the greatest lovers I've ever had." "Muchas gracias a todos, buenas noches Antonio Banderas, muchas gracias, Salma Hayek." "Seriously." "Announcer:" "The Golden Globes continue with a star soon to be seen in "Welcome To People,"" "Michelle Pfeiffer." "This powerful film set against a sweeping canvas of rural England and Europe tells the story of a remarkable friendship between a horse named Joey and a young man named" "Albert during the First World War." "We follow the extraordinary journey of this miraculous horse and, in the process, moviegoers are rewarded with epic filmmaking." "Directed by Steven Spielberg, this is "War Horse."" "England is at war!" "We are at war!" "I promise you that I'll look after him and, if I can, I'll return him to your care." "It's my horse." "It is an honor to ride beside you." "Let every man make himself and his country proud." "Be brave." "Be brave." "Be brave." "Announcer:" "From the upcoming film, "Total Recall," Jessica" "Biel, and the star and producer of "Contraband," Mark Wahlberg." "Our category is best actor in a motion picture comedy or musical." "And here is the impressive list of nominees." "Jean Dujardin, "The Artist."" "It's a very good pronunciation." "Thank you." "Very good." "Brendan Gleeson, "The Guard."" "Joseph Gordon-Levitt, "50/50."" "Owen Wilson, "Midnight In Paris."" "Ryan Gosling, "Crazy, Stupid, Love."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Jean Dujardin, "The Artist."" "Thank you." "Okay." "I'm French, too." "Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press." "I think all of us at one time get told no." "When I was starting out and they said to me, you'll never do movies." "Your face is too expressive, too big, my forehead, my eyebrows are independent." "No, seriously, I've always followed my instinct and had to fight for my dreams." "So I want to thank him for letting me prove him wrong." "Thank you Michel Hazanavicius for creating this role for me." "Thank you, my friend." "I love working with you." "Thank you to the courageous and crazy my producer, thank you to our great ensemble, Missy, Markham and my wonderful screen partner Berenice." "And thank you to my beautiful and talented wife." "And as he would say" "Thank you." "Merci." "Announcer:" "Welcome back to the Golden Globes." "From "Joyful Noise," please welcome Queen Latifah." "[ Cheers ]" "Much better." "Taking place in the 1960s at the dawn of the civil rights movement, this is a story of a different, extraordinary women coming together in an unlikely friendship, breaking society's rules and putting themselves at great risk." "Inspirational, courageous and empowering." "Nominated for five Golden Globes, this is "The Help."" "The home health sanitation initiative." "A bill that requires everyone at home to have a separate bathroom for the help." "Maybe we should just build you a bathroom outside." "I'd like to write something from the point of view of the help." "I want to interview you." "No maid is ever going to tell you the truth." "I want to help with the story." "We all are." "It's quite scandalous." "[ Scream ]" "Nearly there, nearly there." "It's so good having a job where you can get drunk and say what you want." "And it's like-- and they still pay you." "It's just amazing for me." "Our next presenter is British, like me." "But unlike me, he's won an Oscar." "For his brilliant portrayal in "The King's Speech."" "He's also swooned over by women." "I don't see it." "I don't get it." "Good luck to him." "He's also loved by the critics." "Oh, good for him." "[ Laughter ]" "But what you don't know about him is he's very racist." "[ Laughter ]" "Very." "I mean, really nasty stuff." "He also" " I've seen him punch a little blind kitten." "Please welcome the evil Colin Firth." "As I was on my way in, I noticed very angry religious people outside." "With big placards threatening all with brimstone and pest ilous and perdition for our sins." "What they don't realize is we have Ricky." "Five remarkable and talented women are nominated for best actress motion picture drama." "And here are the nominees-- Glenn Close, "Albert Nobbs."" "Viola Davis, "The Help."" "Rooney Mara, "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo."" "Meryl Streep, "The Iron Lady."" "Tilda Swinton, "We Need To Talk About Kevin."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "Meryl Streep." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Well, when Ricky Gervais' deal fell through and they came to me to play Margaret Thatcher-- I can't joke." "I mean, this is such a thrill, but really, really embarrassing in a year that saw so many extraordinary performances by women in leading roles, by my friends, my people I don't know, by people that I am so inspired by." "Oh-- oh, I'm going to have to remember my speech." "Okay." "I'm going to have to remember." "But Glenn, Viola, oh, my God, I'm going to leave people off." "Michelle, Rooney, Gilda, and how about Pariah, how about" "Michelle, how about Mia, in "Jane Eyre."" "Tilda, oh, geez, everybody, I know I'm going t leave you out." "But any one of these performances in any given year would have been a standout and award winning performance, but the fact that they all came this year is really, really good news for all of us." "Because sometimes it seems that serious, challenging, weird movies are like exotic birds, rare, near extinct birds and every year a new flock flies in and somebody picks them up and gives them money and we get to see them." "So I just want to thank my agent Kevin Uvaine, and God, Harvey Weinstein." "The punisher." "Old testament, I guess." "Okay." "I got to thank everybody in England that let me come and trample all over their, you know, history, especially I'd like to thank Phyllida Lloyd, no, Abby Morgan who wrote it," "Damian Jones who stayed with us for ten years." "Oh, come on." "All the cast and crew in England." "We made this for 25 cents and five minutes." "And I'm so proud of the film, and I'm so, so, so grateful." "I love you, Viola." "You're my girl." "Please welcome six-time Golden Globe winner, Jane Fonda." "So we've seen the clips of the best motion picture for musical or comedy." "But once again, let's hear the nominees." "Announcer: "50/50."" ""The Artist."" ""Bridesmaids."" ""Midnight In Paris."" ""My Week With Marilyn."" "The winner is" "Oh, "The Artist."" "Accepting the Golden Globe for The Artist are producer" "Thomas Lehman and director Michel Hazanavicius." "In 1965, a young French man-- [ Cheers and applause ]" "Sorry." "In 1965, a young French man directed and wrote and produced a short film and then prayed for a miracle to come." "And it came." "This short film was nominated for best show film in 1966." "In those days, he didn't have enough money to come to" "Hollywood to pay flight ticket and receive his Oscar." "This man was my father named Claude Barrie." "It is now almost three years he passed away, and it is such an honor, such a great honor to receive this from the Foreign" "Press Hollywood from being in this room and remembering him." "Thank you Harvey Weinstein, the punisher, the boss." "And this incredible cast, but most of all, thank you to" "Michel, not only for your unique film but for who you are." "Thank you." "Just two words." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Last year our next presenter won both the Golden Globe and the Oscar for her brilliant performance in "Black Swan."" "This year she took some time out to have a baby." "Consequently, she's been nominated for nothing." "Really pathetic." "But she's learned that valuable lesson that all of you already knew, never put family first." "Please welcome the very foolish Natalie Portman." "It is my honor to present the award for best actor in a motion picture drama." "Here are the incredible nominees." "George Clooney, "The Descendants."" "Leonardo DiCaprio, "J. Edgar."" "Michael Fassbender, "Shame."" "Brad Pitt, "Moneyball."" "Ryan Gosling, "The Ides Of March."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" "George Clooney, "The Descendants."" "Wow." "Well, it's a funny thing about evenings like this, you get a chance to catch up with old friends and see people that you haven't seen in a long time." "I wanted to say it's nice to see Brad, and it's nice to be able to tell him not just what wonderful work he's doing in two films this year but also what wonderful work he does in the" "rest of the world for the rest of the people." "I'm a fan." "It's also you get to meet a lot of other, you know, wonderful young actors." "I met." "I'd like to thank Michael Fassbender for taking over the frontal nudity responsibility that I had." "Really, Michael, honestly, you can play golf like this with your hands behind your back?" "Go for it, man." "Do it." "It also gives me a chance to say thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press." "Thank you to Fox Searchlight." "Thank you to the wonderful actors who made this film so wonderful." "And especially thank you very much to Alexander Payne, who makes wonderful films and is a great friend." "I thank you very much for this." "Please welcome Cecil B. Demille award winner, Harrison Ford." "Here are the nominees for best motion picture drama." ""The Descendants."" ""The Help."" ""Hugo."" ""The Ides Of March."" ""Moneyball."" ""War Horse."" "And the Golden Globe goes to" ""The Descendants."" "Announcer:" "Coming to the stage producers Jim Burke and" "Jim Taylor and accepting the Golden Globe for "The" "Descendants" producer, writer, director, Alexander Payne." "We've been told to hurry, so we would like to thank the" "Hollywood Foreign Press for this award and for throwing a great dinner party." "Thank you to Fox Searchlight." "All the hard working people at Fox Searchlight and Ad Hominem." "We had an extraordinary ensemble cast of young and older actors, veterans and newcomers, but our quarterback is George Clooney." "And aside from giving a career best performance, in my mind, he was a generous actor who helped everybody do their very best." "And so thanks, George." "Thank you very much." "And if this movie becomes a timeless movie, which it feels like it will be to me, it's all because of our filmmaker and friend Alexander Payne." "There he is, yeah." "I just wanted to say from everybody on "The Descendants,"" "Alexander how much we admire you and how proud we are of you." "Thank you." "Sure." "Thank you very much Hollywood Foreign Press Association." "We salute our fellow nominees." "A quick shout out to Craig Garing, Brian Lord, and John" "Deemer, a big thanks to the cast and crew." "We share this award with you." "We made this film together." "And to the people who helped us out in Hawaii, thanks for making this a great experience and Cowie Hemmings who wrote the book and gave us a beautiful gift." "Thanks very much." "Thank you." "That's it." "Congratulations to all the nominees and all the winners." "And thank you so much for coming." "And I hope you enjoyed the goodie bags and the champagne and the gold." "I hope that took your mind off the recession for a little while." "Thanks." "Good night." "Sync and corrections by hethamw whaythem@live.fr"