"PETSPEEVED" "[birds chirping] [snoring] [sniffing]" "G-g-g..." "Wha--?" "G-g-g..." "G-g-g..." "What the-- your majesty?" "Gold!" "Ah, Maurice, look!" "I have been visited by the gold fairy." "The gold fairy?" "The winged pixie who leaves the shiny yellow while you sleep." "I got the yellow visit, too!" "But my present melted." "[cheery music] [snoring]" "It's not just us, Skipper." "They showed up everywhere last night." "Kowalski, shiny rectangle analysis." "Best guess... targeting marks for a space laser super-weapon." "Zap!" "Pting-ting-ting-ting!" "Bo-ding yow!" "Space laser countermeasures!" "Rico, bend that death mirror away from the HQ." "Perhaps a scooshe towards the you-know-who habitat." "[puffing] [humming] [laughs wickedly]" "Uh, guys, what are you doing?" "Clear the line of fire, Marlene." "Unless you want a piping hot breakfast of golden laser cakes." "Golden laser--?" "No, guys, those are adopt-a-critter signs." "Adopt-a-critter?" "Well, now you're just making up words." "No, no, no, they did this back at my old aquarium." "Rich people give money to the zoo, and they get to put their names up on the habitats." "so it's indentured servitude, eh?" "Well played, zoo overlords." "Wait, what?" "It's inden-- [ominously] Hmm, yes." "Disturbing indeed." "Explain your ominous tone, primate." "It seems over 70% of the zoo's habitats have been adopted by the Vesuvius family." "[wind howls] [thunder crashes] [penguins gasp]" "The Vesuvius twins." "Poster punks for park place pre-pubescent pandemonium." "[squawks] [clunk!" "]" "No rules." "No limits." "No sense of decency." "[laughs crazily] I'm a camouflage." "[splat!" "]" "[screams]" "Lactose intolerant!" "Shudder to contemplate what that mad duo is scheming now." "[chairs squeak]" "I believe you'll find our proposal quite fair." "Crayon?" "I don't read crayon." "Gimme the short version." "Being that our family just adopted over 70% of this zoo, my colleague and I believe we should be allowed to take selected animals home with us." "To play." "Right." "I got a rhino to hose down, kiddies, so why don't you" "Both:" "Lawyer team, activate!" "Oh!" "Lawsuit..." "Financial ruin..." "I lose my job?" "[sighs] Fine." "Two animals." "Small ones." "And you pay for my ceiling." "[boys laugh evilly] [grunting] [birds chirping] [slurping]" "Huh?" "Skipper!" "[splat!" "]" "Cage comes down!" "What now?" "[laughing evilly]" "Boys, avenge me!" "Avennnnnge meeeeee!" " I love you!" " No!" "Skipper!" "Don't touch my stuff." "Don't touch my stuuuuff!" "[evil laughter] [screaming] [screaming again]" "Seriously, I cannot believe they make a tv that big." "Focus, Ringtail." "Vesuviuses can smell weakness." "Just stay strong, and never let them take your dignity." "Please." "I am a king." "I eat dignity for brunch." "Right between a healthy breakfast of awesome" "Both:" "Gladiators." "Today you fight for honor." "Pah!" "For glory!" "I don't think so." "And for the right to grab..." "Sgt. Saturn's intergalactic zap band!" "[squeals] Ooh, sparkly!" "[dramatic music]" "Both:" "Fight, fight, fight!" "No dice, psychopaths." "You may have claimed our bodies," "But the spirit of freedom cannot-- [clunk!" "]" "I win!" "Give me the shiny arm bangle." "Gimme, gimme!" "So what's the rescue plan?" "The clan vesuvius live in the poshest penthouse in Manhattan." "Security is state of the art, but I believe" "I have found an entry point for us right here." "I am coming, king Julien!" "Oh!" "This entry point is too itty-bitty." "Come on." "Who's the good boy?" "Who's gonna get the shiny toy?" "Ooh, I hope it is me." "No, Ringtail." "Remember, dignity." "Hold onto it." "Dignity don't sparkle in the sunshine, buddy." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Oof, oof, oof!" "Oof, oof!" "Ha, ha, ha." "Agh, yah, yah!" "Huh, uh!" "[screaming]" "Hey, suck it up, lazy booty." "You got to be in it to win it." "Whoa, yeah!" "Go!" "Violence is my favorite." "[electronic beeps]" "There's our entry point." "It should be an easy shot straight across" "I am coming, king Julien!" "Aahh!" "[crash!" "]" "...with the grappling gun." "[gags]" "Ew." "[gulping and smacking]" "[sniffs] ugh!" "Mm!" "You are a spineless slab of pushover jelly." "[gulping] [gags]" "He ate it." "He totally ate it." "Oh, so... [belches] ...Shiny." "Trouble choking down your own pride, Ringtail?" "Well, let that be a less" " Skipper--blargh!" " Ohhhh!" "We just made a squirrel thing throw up on a penguin." "Huh?" "Warning." "Unauthorized entry." "[alarm blares]" "Press panic button for lockdown." "They must be like homing penguins or something." "They're coming right to us!" "Whew, now." "Okay, think I'm okay now." "[gags]" " Blargh!" " Ugh!" "Oh, when did I have kettle corn?" "[gags]" "Skipper?" "Don't ask." "And don't come any closer." "It's a trap." "Rico, I'm gonna need bolt cutters, six yards of binder twine, and a" "I am coming, king Julien!" "Agh!" "Dah!" "Wah!" " Whoa!" " Why did we even bring him?" "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Vesuvius brothers circus... of pain!" "A registered trademark of Vesuvius enterprises." "Don't even think about copycatting." "We have lawyers." "It's go time." "[animals screaming and groaning]" "Behold the perpetual trapeze." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Hey!" "The bowl of bowling." "[grunting and groaning]" "The sickmaker." "I am not a licensed piloooooot!" "And the doomed damsel." "Aaa!" "Look out!" "Ugh!" "Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh." " Ow!" " Sorry." "Do not worry, everyone!" "King Julien will save us!" "[upbeat dance music] ♪ mm, uh ♪" "♪ we're dancing in the big top ♪" "♪ mm, uh ♪" "♪ booty loves the circus, yeah ♪" "Oh, you have got to be kidding me." "Ow!" "Hmm..." "Agh!" "Ringtail, I've got an exit strategy." "But I'm gonna need your sgt." "Saturn zap band." "What?" "I earned the zappity band fairly and squarely by hitting you in the back when you were not looking." "Listen, you self-centered, sparkle-crazed" " Oof!" " Sorry!" "Forget it, Skipper." "Ow!" "I came here to rescue a king--agh!" "Not some kid's fancy little pet--ow!" "How dare you speak such lyings?" "Not about the fancy." "That is always the truth." "But this king is pet to no man." "Oh, yeah?" "Ow!" "Tell it to that diaper leash you're wearing--ow!" "Pah!" "Wha--oh, what?" "This?" "Okay, firstly, the diaper?" "That is purely for the..." "personal comfort." "And the shiny gold chain, for your information" "Huh!" "Hoo!" "Hey, the squirrel thing stopped dancing." "Do it!" "Uh, yes, I do love the dancing, but-- ugh!" "He said dance, monkey." "Oof!" "Oof!" "Okay." "That is really annoying." "And as your king, I must order you to" "Dance, monkey, dance!" " Monkey, dance." " Monkey, dance." "(both) Monkey, dance." "My dignity has been stolen!" "Maurice, for once you are a little bit right about something." "Oh, really?" "Ugh!" "Nobody turns the king into a little fur toy." "You can take your diaper and eat it." "And you can take your rhinestone glasses, too!" "Hey!" "Oh!" "Oh, and this belt?" "Yeah, this one?" "I actually like it, so I'm going to keep it." "But you can take your zap band!" "Oof!" "Hmm." "Ha!" "Mm, hyah!" "[screaming] [whump!" "] [crash!" "]" "Ow!" "[screaming] [alarm blares]" "Bull's-eye." "Panic button lockdown, initiate." "Huh?" "Yeah!" "[wheel ricocheting]" "Yahoo!" "[punches and grunts]" "Welcome back to the circus." "Under new management." "[laughs evilly]" "Huh?" "[squeals] [squeals] Huh?" "Well, ringtail, you finally got your dignity back." "Yes, and now I will be taking theirs." "[kids screaming and crying]" "Mommy!" "Lawyers!"