"♪" "Um, excuse me can I help you?" "Hi, I'm Russell Peters." "I see, well you're late." "And the show must go on." "How could I be late, this is my special." "Everybody else was here on time." "Everybody else is wearing white, except for you." "Why were you here on time?" "Hey I'm just dancing to pay my way through College." "Ha ha, that's cute." "We tried really hard to make this special, special." "Well then, let's make this special, special." "Five, six, seven, eight." "Narrator:" "No more sleeps, it's time for a Russell Peters Christmas." "With Pamela Anderson." "Michael Bublé." "Jon Lovitz." "Scott Thompson." "Faizon Love." "The Toronto Bach Children's Choir." "With special guest, Goapele." "Russell's mom." "And Ted Lange as the bartender." "And of course, Russell Peters!" "(cheers)" "All right, all right." "(cheers)" "Welcome to my Christmas special everybody." "And let's hear it for my special, special dancers that you just saw." "(cheers)" "I want to um," "I want to start by saying this is not a holiday special, or a non-denominational special." "This is actually a Christmas special." "(cheers)" "Thank you." "I like to, you know." "That being said, I mean if the money's right." "I could probably, I mean, for any type of special really." "Who am I to, you know, segregate everybody." "Next year you should watch out for Russell Peters rockin'" "Rosh Hashanah party, and uh," "Russell's rama-dama-da-ding dong." "Or my Russell O'Peters drink till she's cute" "St. Paddy's Day party." "You don't need to be white to pretend you're Irish, that's what I say." "Right Asian guy with the green shirt on?" "He's like, oh so Irish." "Thank you for the green beer." "It's great to be back home, cause Christmas, it just feels right in Canada you know." "Well Christmas just feels cold in Canada, to be honest, but that's what I know." "That's the way I grew up." "Funny thing about Christmas, everybody assumes that I'm some sort of Eastern religion, you know." "Some sort of doom-dooka." "Whatever, you know what I mean, like." "Whatever it is you look at when you see me you're like, oh Christmas special with him, right, oh yeah." "Oh good one, you know." "There's nothing wrong with thinking that, I'm sure I might have been one of those religions in one of my past lives." "But it's funny because my parents, I was raised Catholic and my parents would, you know, they were immigrants and when they came here they would wish everybody Merry Christmas and people would just look at them like they were crazy." "Merry Christmas." "And white people wouldn't know and they'd be like thank you." "Namaste?" "What the hell is wrong with you I'm telling you Christmas." "My dad would somehow extend Christmas to Christmaas." "Merry Christmaas." "You say kiss my ass?" "No, Christmaas." "Kiss your own ass." "I'm excited about Christmas this year because, uh, it's my first" "Christmas with my daughter, she's gonna be one this year," "(cheers)" "It's great, cause you know, she doesn't even know it's" "Christmas, so I get to go and buy whatever I think she needs." "Like I bought her a Rolls Royce, um," "I'm gonna drive it until she's ready." "And I got her a Wii, cause you know, one day." "But I'll get that ready for her too, you know." "I did ask her what she wanted, and uh, turns out she's a big fan of ABBA because I saidhahat do you want?" "And she went abba abba abba abba." "I thought she was a dyslexic sheep at first." "Abba abba abba abba." "(laughing)" "When I was growing up my family wasn't broke, we were by no means rich, we knew where broke lived and it was a couple of houses away so, broke was closer than rich would ever be." "Like to us, rich was the family that had like, you know, the, the car with air conditioning, that was rich on our street." "It was like ohh, they have air conditioning in their car." "That guy's minting it." "That was my dad, he's minting money." "What's he, minting." "That's not your name is it?" "(cheers)" "But immigrant parents never really, are you from an immigrant family?" "You are." "Where's your family from?" "Greece." "Greece okay, so you got it the worst, I mean, out of everybody cause." "Were you Greek Orthodox, growing' up?" "So Christmas was like a week later right?" "We go by the old calendar." "Go by the old calendar?" "I always thought that Christmas was on December 26 in the evening because that's when" "I would get my gifts." "Cause my parents would go out for boxing day specials." "I'm like dad it's the twenty-fifth." "Not till tomorrow evening." "You think Santa can get around the whole world so quickly?" "Did your parents because they were immigrants, they never bought you the real official toys did they?" "My parents didn't, they would never buy like, they never got me G.I.Joe, they would get me like a National Guard Nathaniel or something, know what I mean?" "He wouldn't have weapons, just have a phone to call" "G.I. Joe with, you know what I mean?" "My Jamaican friend Marlin, he would get a soldier, but it was a buffalo soldier." "It was a dreadlock Rasta." "(laughing)" "I didn't get a Cabbage Patch Kid, I got a curry patch kid." "You squeeze it and it just, it just had the runs." "I don't even know how this." "The reason I'm doing a Christmas special's because when I was growing up, all the Christmas specials never looked like me." "I mean Rudolph looked like me, and I was convinced he was" "Indian cause he had a shiny red thing on the centre of his face." "I was like, I'm telling you that guy's Indian, he would always end up leading the rickshaw, you know just..." "Wouldn't get to play in any reindeer games unless the computers broke down and then he could help them." "But back in the day, remember like when they said white" "Christmas you did the same thing I did, you thought, well that's what they mean." "They're not talking about the weather when I was a kid." "But in all fairness I wouldn't want another coloured Santa." "I want a white Santa." "I want a big, fat, white Santa Claus that's what I want." "You can't have a brown guy with a long beard sneaking into your house and leaving packages." "You don't." "You're calling the bomb squad immediately." "Nobody wants a Chinese Santa, you know." "Leaves Rudolph's nose on for keke the whole flight." "I thought you were turning right already." "Nobody trusts a black Santa, let's be honest, come on." "The gifts should be staying in the house, not leaving that's what I'm saying." "Coming up with a title for my Christmas special wasn't very easy, here are some of the failed titles that we had." "We had Gold Frankincense and Me." "Russell Peters Christmas Goose." "(goose squawk)" "The Boxing Day Eve special." "We Vishnu a Merry Christmas." "The Little Hummer Boy." "(laughing)" "Yes Fatima there is a Santa Claus." "So we got really creative and we're calling it a Russell Peters Christmas." "What'd ya think?" "(cheers)" "You know the other good thing about Christmas is there's certain traditions that happen at Christmas time that are only useful for Christmas." "Like you can't transfer these to other holidays." "At no time of the year can you sit on a fat white dudes lap and just ask him for stuff, you know what I mean." "Big fat white guy in June, hey you wanna sit on my lap, tell me what you want?" "I'm like yeah, I'm gonna call the cops." "You don't drink egg nog any other time of year, do you?" "You don't." "Nobody wants, can you get me a vodka cran and an egg nog." "For the lady." "This is my favourite Christmas tradition though, mistletoe." "That's uh, that's the best." "It'shehe only time of the year that makes sexual harassment acceptable." "But since it is Christmas, and this is my special I hired my own mistletoe wrangler Phil." "Phil where are you?" "Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Phil the mistletoe wrangler." "(cerers)" "Show them how it works Phil." "There ya go." "Oh shoot." "Jesus, do you guys know each other?" "Sweet." "This girl started sweating, she was like oh my god, oh my god." "Are you with that guy?" "No, that'd have been awkward huh?" "It would have been an awesome victory for you, you know." "We have a great show for you tonight, so sit back, relax and enjoy." "(cheers)" "Vinta, give me the glasses, I can't see." "Oh, such a shame." "What, tell me." "That Peter Russell is wearing makeup." "And he dresses very nicely." "Shame, shame, shame." "♪" "Hello, how are you?" "Hey buddy." "Hi lady." "How are you?" "What's up Jack?" "Are you real?" "I'm real as you need me to be." "Ha ha." "Have you been good all year?" "Yes." "I think you're a little bit of a crazy man." "What do you want for Christmas Sophie?" "If dragons exist I would want one." "If dragons exist you would want one." "Yeah." "I have a friend with dragon breath would that count?" "You have no teeth in the front." "Did my friend the tooth fairy come and take those teeth?" "Yup, five dollars" "Five bucks." "Makin' it rain." "(laughing)" "What are you gonna eat for Christmas dinner, do you know?" "How 'bout some jerk chicken or somethin'?" "Went for the obvious stereotype on that one." "Have you been drinkin' today?" "No." "Are you sure." "I'm watching you." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No." "Good, cause when you get older dad's probably gonna find you a husband." "I'm just kidding, we'll save that surprise for later." "Christmas time I'll see you." "Bye Sarah." "Yeah." "Give me some up top." "Yeah, whaaa." "Follow this little lady, I will." "Uh, Santa." "So, now that we've got rid of the kids, what do you guys want for Christmas?" "I think we're off to a good start." "Hi Russell, we're in Kabul with a Canadian forces training mission and we wish you and our families and friends at home a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year." "Narrator:" "A Russell Peters Christmas will be back with" "Fazion Love," "Scott Thompson, and John Lovitz." "Hey Ma, what are you doin' here?" "It's your Christmas special and I thought your mom should be in it." "Yeah, that's nice, but I don't wanna do a cheesy Christmas special where self-promote and use my family as props." "Never mind all that." "How is my granddaughter doing?" "She is," "(sniffing) she's missing you right now." "Russ, aren't you going out tonight?" "Naw, I thought I'd stay in." "Not now Phil, that's my mom and my daughter for the love of god." "It's nice to have you home for Christmas." "It's nice to be home you know." "I miss the snow, the cold, the people." "The people complaining ouout the snow and the cold." "I think I'll take my granddaughter to bed." "Abba..." "Bye boo-boo." "I'm just gonna sit here and read my book, call me Russell, in stores now." "(doorbell rings)" "Russell, the door." "Okay Ma." "Hey." "It's Faizon Love, Scott Thompson and John Lovitz." "What are you guys doing here?" "We heard you were here and thought we'd stop by, enjoy Christmas with you." "Oh." "No party tonight, where's all the chicks?" "Naw, layin' low, no chicks for me tonight." "Join the club." "Okay, maybe not." "I smell poo." "Did you crap yourself?" "Oh, no no no, that was my daughter just now, my mom's gone to change her." "Acidic, the tannins are well balanced." "She might be teething." "You got all that from poo?" "And more." "We were at another party." "It sucked." "Yeah there was nobody there." "Well there's nobody he e either, but it's me if you guys wanna hang out." "Hey." "Oh Russell please, we couldn't entertain the thought." "Nice place Russell, did you decorate yourself?" "Uh, sorta, you know." "Uh huh." "What do you have to eat?" "I wasn't expecting anybody, let me see wt t my mom..." "Ma can ya make something?" "(doorbell)" "Russell, the door." "Okay, okay." "Hey Russell." "Ted Lange." "Whoa, Faizon." "Brother man, what's happening." "Boom, boom, boom." "(gun shot)" "Lovitz." "Lange." "Lange." "Lange." "What are you doing here?" "I need ice, I just ran out." "I'm bartending at the party next door." "That's the one that sucks." "Except the bartending." "Hello there Ted." "Thank you Scott." "Well you can help yourself to the ice if you want." "All right, thank you." "Yeah, while you're up, can you make me a mertini?" "(doorbell)" "Mother:" "Russell." "Yes, yes, yes." "Somebody call a dishwasher repairman?" "Merry Christmas sir, I hate to bother you, but can I use your phone my tour bus broke down and I need to call somebody." "Who's on your bus?" "Uh, a large group of lingerie models." "I I think most of tm have been drinking." "That's horrible." "Invite them in." "(whistle)" "I could fix the bus." "No you can't!" "♪" "Hello..." "Ho oh." "Ooooo." "Who wants to sit on Santa's lap?" "There we go." "No sorry." "Cozy up." "Well let me slip into something more comfortable." "Hello ladies." "Where the hell is Phil?" "Phil, Phil!" "So you've seen me in Elf and Couple's Retreat." "I totally agree I have aged the best of all the kids in the hall." "Well historically my people don't believe in Santa Claus, but perhaps you've heard of Hanukkah Harry?" "No, I think I'm too young." "Not for Hanukkah Harry you're not." "Well looks like the party's over here." "You know, they don't need no ice." "And we don't need no water cause we're gonna let this mother... (doorbell rings) burn." "♪ Away in a manger no crib for a bed, ♪" "♪ The little Lord Jesus lay down his sweet head. ♪" "Joe our baby is so beautiful." "Our baby?" "Oh come on Joey." "At least it's not the little drummer boy like last time." "Too soon?" "Don't be like that." "You're gonna be the best baby daddy ever." "I guess, it's not everyday you get to raise the son of god." "Let's name him Barry, that's a nice Jewish name." "Barry, that's my dad's name." "How 'bout Joe Jr.?" "Don't push it." "How 'bout Judas?" "(knock knock)" "I guess it's a little shady." "I mean a little bit, you know, little bit." "What up?" "Sorry we're not interested." "Wait!" "We're not selling anything." "What are ya, Jehovah tntnesses?" "No, we're the Wiseman." "I'm Abe." "And I'm Mel." "And I am Jermaine." "We come bearing gifts." "Gifts, please come on in." "I brought some gold." "And I brought some frankincense." "And it's pure if you know what I'm saying." "And I brought Mhyr, but you can return it." "There's a gift receipt inside..." "Lange!" "Lovitz." "Thanks guys." "You know, this was not necessary." "Except for the gold of course." "The gifts aren't for you silly, they're for your child." "Who are you guys again?" "They're the three Wiseman." "Not Wiseman, we're the Wiseman." "We buy and sell your gold." "And frankincense." "Hi Mary." "Hi Jermaine." "You two know each other?" "Mary and I went to Hebrew school together." "We shared a lot of classes, we shared a lot of things." "Yeah." "Virgin birth." "Good one." "Ha ha ha ha." "Well thanks for dropping by the gifts boys." "Hold on." "How'd you know about our baby?" "Well word in the desert is that your son is going to be the savior of the world." "Oh, would you look at the time." "We must drop our gifts and be on our way." "No, but you just got here, hang out." "Joseph has to work soon." "Ah, is it feeding ti?" "You know, I think I'm gonna stay." "We're gonna take off and you both should too." "Why what's going on?" "Word on the sand has it that King Harod has put a hit out on your baby." "Your baby." "(laughing)" "Well, we better get our asses outta here." "Huh?" "The mules, not us." "Jesus." "(thunder crashing)" "Oh, someone likes that name." "My little savior." "Wait so nobody likes Barry?" "Don't worry about our little boy baby, hllll be okay." "I'm sure he'll be fine." "He's gonna do big things someday." "Yeah." "He's something special." "Look at that head of hair on him." "♪ The stars in the sky look down where he lay. ♪" "So." "Hey Russell." "How are you?" "I'm good." "Yes you are." "So, do you like reality shows?" "Do you like reality shows?" "I love them." "Then I love them too." "You know I have a camera, we could do our own reality show." "At least, an episode." "My favourite reality show right now is that Santa one." "There's a Santa reality show?" "Narrator:" "Twenty six Santa's." "Only one big guy can win." "Two hundred and fifty-thousand dollars and the title of" "Father Christmas." "I'm Ben Mulroney and you're watching Last Santa Standing." "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen." "Now dash away all." "(gun shot)" "I didn't come here to make friends." "If I don't win this thing Mrs. Claus is gonna kick my ass." "I can give out more presents, faster, than any of the other" "Santa Clauses." "Narrator:" "Things aren't always jolly." "Have a drink on me." "(laughing)" "Luxurious isn't it?" "Jealous?" "(snoring)" "Lookhahat they did to my beard." "I feel like half a Santa." "Somebody spiked my eggnog." "Every year it's the same thing with these guys." "Like I get the short e of the cane all the time." "Yeah." "In this competition it's naughty versus nice." "I'm gonna win the whole thing." "You can bet on it." "Who will be the last Santa standing?" "I've looked at the list and I've checked it icice." "And unfortunately, Santa number five." "What?" "It's time for you to take down your stocking and go ho, ho, home." "Are you kidding me Ben?" "I'm the best Santa Claus here." "I can't believe I got voted off because I got drunk." "Here have a drink." "Narrator:" "Which Santa will prevail?" "All this and more coming up this season on Last Santa Standing." "Coming up a special performance from Michael Bublé." "Hey Russell, we're the Goldstein family and we wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas." "He celebrates Christmas?" "What does he know from Christmas?" "No all I'm saying is I don't think at Christmas I wanna see" "Russell Peters." "(chinese)" "♪" "Scott, Scott, Scott, you know, I really am a big fan of yours." "I just loved you in Kids in the Hall." "Oh." "I was a big fan of that show." "Thank you Ted Lange." "I'm a really big fan of yours." "Really?" "I know all your work." "Um yes." "Bartender Isaac Washington on The Love Boat, 1977-1986." "That's right." "Junior, from That's My Mama, 1974-1975." "Fantastic." "And director of my favourite episode of Moesha," "Hakims Birthday, 1997." "Wow, you are something." "Not even my wife knows that stuff." "Oh actually she does." "You know, I think I gotta get some more e.e." "She doesn't like the cat." "And a restraining order." "She really wanted a dog." "So yeah, I do my own stunts." "Hey Russell." "Oh hey Ma." "What's going on here?" "Who are all these hoochies?" "I thought you were chilling out." "Well I was chillin' out, but then, you know, some friends dropped by and they told two friends and one thing leads to another u u know." "Hey Pam have you met my mom?" "Oh no, hi Mrs. Peters." "It's lovely to meet you." "Great party." "What's with all the hoochies?" "That's what I said." "I bought you something." "Oh thank you." "This is really nice of you." "I don't even know what's in here, but I'm sure if it's your box it's gonna be great." "Now you have to buy her something." "♪" "♪" "Now Russell, ouou'll have to buy her something." "♪" "♪" "Merry Christmas." "Oh thank you." "A DVD." "Ah Pam, not just a DVD." "My latest DVD in stores now." "Thank you Russell, that's very David Hasselhoff of you." "It's the least I could do." "Not even in Bluray." "I did say it was the least I could do." "Well I gotta get to the North Pole." "There's a protest going on." "Oh really, what's happening?" "Reindeers weren't meant to fly." "Oh, well thanks for coming Pam." "Dress warm." "Don't forget the unicorns." "Hey Russ." "Thank you so much for the party buddy." "Gotta get outta here." "When'd you get here?" "I got stuck in the corner with Scott Thompson." "You know that he knows everything about Ted Lange." "Did you know that in 2007 Ted Lange played a judge on" "General Hospital?" "Yes, for two episodes." "You knew that?" "I thought everybody knew that." "Thought it was common knowledge." "You're not gonna leave without singing' a song?" "You mean from my new Christmas record?" "You mean the one that's in stores now?" "Yes." "No, I couldn't possibly, Russell I couldn't." "Look, Michael." "Yes." "If not for me, do it for my friends." "Okay, I can do it for them." "You're a godsend." "I know." "♪" "♪ I'll be home for Christmas. ♪" "♪ You can plan on me. ♪" "♪ Please have snow ♪" "♪ And mistletoe, and presents under the tree. ♪" "♪ Christmas eve will find me, ♪" "♪ Where the love light gleams. ♪" "♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪" "♪ If only in my dreams. ♪" "That's it Al." "♪" "♪ Christmas eve will find me. ♪" "♪ Where the love light gleams. ♪" "♪ I'll be home for Christmas ♪" "♪ If only in my dreams. ♪" "♪ If only in my dreams. ♪" "(cheers)" "Thanks buddy." "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas young fella." "Narrator:" "Coming up, how Russell saves Christmas." "This is the part of the special where I get up close and personal with you, my fans, who are you guys." "I thought this might be a good time for us to have a little conversation, maybe I'll take a few questions." "So if anybody has any questions?" "Okay, you young fella." "Hi, Mr. Peters." "Ooohh." "Is there really a North Pole?" "Well you know there definitely is and it's at the top of the earth where Santa lives with his wife and his elves." "Good question." "Next." "Yes?" "I think you're really funny and smart." "I agree." "Can you tell me why it snows?" "Let's see, well okay sure." "You see snow begins in the atmosphere as water vapor, that has evaporated from the earth rises to the atmosphere and then this water vapor condenses onto the surface of the droplets." "The droplets grow, cold air freezes the droplets, they crystallize and drop to the earth as snow." "Next question." "Yes?" "Uh, hey Russell." "Hey brown guy." "Uh, there's an old Bramaylee legend that you..." "Bramalea you mean?" "Bramalea legend." "(laughing)" "What do you mean they're planted?" "Go ahead brown guy." "So there's an old Bramalea legend that you once saved" "Christmas, is that true?" "Why yes, it is true." "♪" "Man, look how white it is outside." "I don't see any snow." "I meant the neighbours." "You boys should go outside and make new friends." "And get away from that window people are gonna think you boys are spies." "Browspspies?" "Hey." "Just saving dad the trip." "Yeah." "Ugh, men." "Somebody... go take Harry for a piddle." "And go see Mr. Khan." "And bring back a loaf of bread, a quart of milk and a stick of butter." "Can we keep the chan?" "Ow." "I'll take that as a no." "I bet the white kids get to keep the change." "Slow down Harry, you're gonna choke." "Hey Harry, do the trick." "Aw, come on." "It's such a stereotype." "No trick, no trout." "Okay, okay." "I hope nobody sees me doing this." "(laughing)" "Harry you're crazy." "That is gonna get me deported." "Speaking of which, you told me everyone in Canada has a pet polar bear." "They don't?" "Not according to Polar Bear Weekly." "We gotta get going." "We gotta get a loaf of bread, a quart of milk and a stick of butter." "Why don't you just become a doctor or a lawyer?" "Do you really think you're gonna get rich telling jokes?" "Hey, what's going on?" "All quiet for the mayor of Bramalea." "(throat clear)" "Tomorrow is Christmas day." "(cheers)" "However, we find ourselves without any snow." "As such in my official capacity as the lord mayor of Bramalea," "I will be forced to officially cancel Christmas." "No!" "What are you saying?" "This sucks." "No Christmas?" "No Christmas, no peace!" "We will not tolerate a brown Christmas." "A brown Christmas?" "What the hell is that?" "Brown Christmas?" "(throat clear)" "Well this is awkward." "Aw geeze, they're gonna blame usoror having a brown Christmas." "It's not our fault it didn't snow." "Maybe we should move to the brown part of town?" "We are the brown part of town." "Maybe the black part of town?" "We're the black part of town too." "I wish there was something we could do to fix this." "Like whaRussss, make it snow?" "Exactly, then we'd save Christmas." "And then everyone would be our friend." "Well that's racist." "We'll wait out here." "Mmmmm, get me one of those burritos, but not too hot." "And get me a frosty sludge." "Ooohhh, boobies." "Hey you stupid boy, you are wasting frosty sludge." "There are millions of children starving in India you know." "I'm telling your mother and father." "♪" "It's working." "Wooohh, yeah!" "♪" "Russell, there's a boy named Ryan here, he wants you to come play hockey with him." "You'll catch cold." "Russell, Russell, Russell, Russell." "And wait for me, or somebody gonna get hurt real bad." "Hi Russell, from HMCS Vancouver," "Happy Holidays." "Narrator:" "Stay tuned for more Michael Bublé and a performance by Goapele." "Guest with you." "She's someone that I've been a fan of for several years and tonight she's going to sing her classic hit, Closer." "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Goapele." "(cheers)" "Thank you." "♪" "♪ I'm closer to my dream. ♪" "♪ Coming over me m m going higher, ♪" "♪ Closer to my drea ♪" "♪ Somometimes you jt haha to leleit go. ♪" "♪ Let it go, let it go. ♪" "♪ I'll be leaving all my fears to burn and die. ♪" "♪ Push them all away so I can move on. ♪" "♪ Closer to my dreams. ♪" "♪ And I can feel it all over my being. ♪" "♪ Just close your eyes and see what you believe. ♪" "♪ The path is long and closer to our dreams. ♪" "♪ I'll be moving high, closer to my dreams. ♪" "♪ Going higher, higher. ♪" "♪ Moving upwards and onwards, it feels like ♪" "♪ Never gonnna change. ♪" "♪ Sometimes but you never never walk away. ♪" "(cheers)" "Let's go." "Vinta, it's not finished yet." "My backside's paining, I can't take it..." "But I want to stay." "Come!" "I gotta go!" "Now we are lost." "Ohh, this is where all the white people are." "Quick, we must find the coat check." "Come let's go." "Hello." "Peter, damn good show." "Thank you." "Where are you guys going, you lost?" "We have to leave, we wanna beat the traffic." "If you leave you're going to miss the finale of the show." "Okay, hang out here and watch from side stage." "I guarantee you're going to love the ending of the show." "Okay, but Peter, this better be good." "It will be the bestest." "He's gone, now we can take the food." "Did you take all the bananas?" "Hi Russell, this is task force Oveccio, deployed in Italy for Operation Mobile." "Wishing you and our family and friends back home a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year." "More to come on a Russell Peters Christmas." "Merry Christmas." "Leave the girls alone Russell." "That matters and she's clean." "Ya, thanks Ma." "Do you know your father would have really loved this party." "He loved Christmas." "Yeah." "And do you remember your favourite Christmas carol?" "Hark the Herald Angels Sing?" "And how he would sing it at midnight mass?" "Yeah I do." "♪" "♪ Hark the herald angels sing, ♪" "♪ Glory to the new born king. ♪" "♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild, ♪" "♪ God and sinners reconcile. ♪" "♪ Joyful all ye nations rise, ♪" "♪ Join the triumph of the skies. ♪" "♪ With angelic host proclaim, ♪" "♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem. ♪" "♪ Hark the herald angels sing, ♪" "♪ Glory to the new born king. ♪" "♪ Christ by highest heav'n adored, ♪" "♪ Christ the everlasting Lord. ♪" "♪ Late in time behold Him come, ♪" "♪ Offspring of a Virgin's womb. ♪" "♪ Veiled in flesh the Godhead see, ♪" "♪ Hail the incarnate Deity. ♪" "♪ Pleased as man with man to dwell, ♪" "♪ Jesus our Emmanuel. ♪" "♪ Hark the herald angels sing ♪" "♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪" "♪ Hark the herald angels sing, ♪" "♪ Glory to the new born king. ♪" "♪ Peace on earth and mercy mild, ♪" "♪ God and sinners reconcile. ♪" "♪ Joyful all ye nations rise, ♪" "♪ Join the triumph of the skies. ♪" "♪ With angelic host proclaim, ♪" "♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem. ♪" "♪ Hark the herald angels sing, ♪" "♪ Glory to the new born king. ♪" "Merry Christmas son." "Merry Christmas Ma." "Merry Christmas everybody!" "Thank you and good night!" "♪" "♪"