"You find a good mitt?" "I always have to be the catcher?" "and you're fucking fat." "you're not fat." "I'm not fat." "I don't drive a mobility scooter like that bitch." "he can't even walk down an aisle?" "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "You can't even walk around a Walmart anymore without getting run over by some fat dick on a rascal." "Why do they even allow those things in stores?" "they have them available." "You gotta be kidding me." "look at this!" "Candy Corn Oreos." "yes!" "Are you serious?" "doesn't this bother you at all?" "fatass." "Not even one day!" "that's you in about a year!" "Are those Candy Corn Oreos?" "Here you go." "Could I come in?" "Why? about what you said at Walmart." "You're right." "I'm fat. it was always me living in denial." "I'm fucking fat." "I'm fucking fat as fucking fuck." "273)}– All I was telling you was..." "– It's OK." "Because I'm not gonna live like some slug who can't leave his house because he can't get around." "I've decided to do something." "Sweet!" "It took me so long." "and the insurance paid for it." "It's got a basket for my Candy Corn Oreos." "You don't need that!" "273)}– Get off of it!" "– Sweet." "Did you know they make access for mobility scooters everywhere?" "I can go from my bed to Walmart and never have to touch a floor once." "That's not what I meant by doing something about it!" "I can't seem to get into your bathroom." "This is a problem." "Make your bathroom accessible for my mobility scooter." "273)}– I won't be able to take a shit." "– So take a shit somewhere else!" "That's not the way this country works." "Your bathroom has to be to code." "It's the law." "What's going on?" "Can't seem to be able to take a dump in your house." "Doesn't appear to be accessible." "I'll look past it this time." "Get that bathroom up to code if you don't want a lawsuit." "I'm off to take a shit at Best Buy." "Nobody understands how embarrassing it is to live with obesity." "please." "you're treated differently." "I guess take that big booth by the window." "to feel like less of a person." "I feel so much shame." "All I can do is make myself feel a little better by flying to Disneyland on the weekends." "We're going to start with preboarding." "Anyone needing special assistance getting on the aircraft..." "Coming through." "How humiliating." "I get reminded of my weight." "gotta go to the front of the line." "What shame I feel." "you guys." "Can't believe I..." "What the fuck is this?" "There's a wait for the rascal line?" "That kid in the middle isn't even fat!" "Look at him!" "He's got no right to be on a rascal!" "asshole!" "Walk to the back of the line!" "I don't have legs." "you got skinny arms." "And then even Disneyland can't take away the shame." "like we're invisible." "Excuse me." "Move it. then not be able to take a simple shit at Best Buy..." "I'm sorry." "To be told by some Best Buy manager that your mobility scooter can't fit in this bathroom." "you know?" "All I wanted to do was take a dump." "can't I just take a dump at Best Buy?" "as people on mobility scooters claim they have nowhere to poo. costing taxpayers millions." "Opponents of the measure are expressing their outrage by engaging in the act of rascal tipping." "you kids! and may lead to fat people shitting their pants as they kick and scream on the floor. so that all mobility scooters can be fitted with a tip assist device." "that works pretty well." "273)}– You have got to be kidding me." "– What?" "We shouldn't waste time and money making sure Cartman's fat scooter can't be tipped over!" "You condone rascal tipping?" "People in mobility scooters are being victimized!" "So get off your fucking scooters and pick them up!" "Did you hear him?" "This is exactly what Adele is talking about." "Our culture celebrates anorexia and makes us ashamed if we don't have slim stomachs and perky little tits like Kyle." "am gonna stop feeling ashamed just because Kyle throws up in the bathroom six times a day to make sure he looks good on his magazine covers." "You should be ashamed of yourself! because society tells you how to look!" "I'm not feeling shame anymore!" "I'm gonna shop sitting down and skip to the front of lines with my head held high!" "Just because someone needs a mobility scooter doesn't mean they're an ignorant piece of white trash!" "but I'm not Honey Boo Boo!" "273)}– Who's Honey Boo Boo?" "– You've never seen Honey Boo Boo?" "bitches!" "girl!" "Her favorite foods are sketti and butter." "And she likes drinking Red Bull and Mountain Dew." "girlfriend!" "Boo Boo!" "get up and wave to them judges!" "'cause our weight makes us sassy." "dude." "What's happened?" "It's like something's lowered the bar to the point that nobody feels any shame any more." "physical thing." "This is it." "Throttle down!" "you don't have to do this." "Why don't you just go back to Malibu?" "Go work on another movie." "I have to do this." "I have to try and raise it." "The bar isn't something that actually lowers." "Then how do you explain all the fat people on mobility scooters?" "How do you account for..." "Honey Boo Boo?" "The bar has been lowered to depths we can't even fathom." "it's me." "Let her go!" "UV lights on." "Pressure system is normal." "Music on!" "{\an8\2cHFFFFFF\2aH80}His name is James Cameron The bravest pioneer" "James Cameron" "Systems are normal." "You guys hearing the song OK?" "{\an8\2cHFFFFFF\2aH80}James Cameron Explorer of the sea" "We hear the song." "Descending to one thousand feet." "I don't see the bar yet." "It must have sunk pretty low." "James Cameron" "Hurry it up in there!" "That's good." "That's accessible now." "Let me try and take a shit in this real quick." "This has gone far enough!" "Why can't people see the difference between being sensitive to obesity and letting fat people walk all over us?" "What we need is something to raise awareness." "273)}– We gotta raise people's awareness." "– Something like a documentary. then get his bullshit on television." "A documentary?" "we'd be voicing our concerns." "We should feel some shame for complaining and doing nothing." "I guess you're kind of right." "I'll pay to make it into a documentary and get it on the air." "Really?" "Thanks!" "I'm gonna go get a video camera! you should probably tell him the truth." "He doesn't need to know the truth." "and so will I. we have an epidemic in our country. and some are taking advantage of a system that is flawed." "Token." "It is our hope that this film will cast light on a serious issue." "Token Black Productions." "He's chubby!" "He's filthy!" "And he's a little bit nuts." "Fatty Doo Doo!" "Fatty Doo Doo?" "Who's that scooting on a scooter" "Fatty Doo Doo" "Who's got doo doo like a fatty scoot-dee doo" "Nobody scoots a fatty doo like you do" "Scatty foo foo" "Patty poo poo" "White president" "I don't care" "Just scoot me up some doo doo and I'll be right there" "I only know five chords" "Come in." "What have you done?" "I've helped you make a documentary. not Honey Boo Boo!" "I'm trying to make compelling television." "Randy Newman did the theme song." "You're not trying that hard." "You're a good kid." "How can you sit and collect money on a show about a fat child killing himself?" "Where's your sense of shame?" "I can remember exactly where I was the first time I saw Honey Boo Boo." "I couldn't believe what I was seeing." "fat family eating white trash food to their deaths." "Then I saw what network it was on." "The Learning Channel. why can't I?" "we all pay the price." "What if Honey Boo Boo was a little black girl?" "Being fattened up by her mom and talking about grits and hominy?" "But she's not black." "She's white." "The bar is determined by society." "It's not something that can just be raised up." "Not by us or anyone else." "Are you guys seeing this?" "Mr. Cameron." "This is where the bar was just a few years ago." "It was lowered here when Clinton got a blowjob in the Oval Office." "men who were just getting blowjobs in alleyways thought they weren't that bad." "something else has lowered the bar even more!" "I must go deeper!" "5 by 5." "I just don't know what to do. but I can't help feeling ashamed for taking advantage of him." "But should I feel shame?" "it's not my fault." "is it really unfair to Cartman?" "but... what are you trying to do?" "Just... like Honey Boo Boo." "Dude!" "not cool!" "Haven't you heard what happened?" "Honey Boo Boo's heart gave out." "Oh my God. it's really serious." "268)}The doctors said Honey Boo Boo needs a heart transplant. so we're going to the ranch to pick out a hog." "I'm getting a pig heart! we wanna pick a hog that has pizazz girl." "I want that one!" "This one here?" "You want this one?" "wait!" "That pig over there gave me the evil eye!" "I want that one!" "This one right here?" "You want this one?" "I want that one's heart." "It looked at me funny!" "We've been in the OR about two hours already. 'cause she's got pig heart." "Honey Boo Boo!" "273)}– Honey Boo Boo!" "– What?" "What you gonna tell them judges if they ask you about your heart?" ""My heart is sweeter than bacon!" "Who wants sketti and butter?" "she thinks she's a pachyderm." "Show them your scar!" "'cause I got a pig heart!" "child!" "this is James Cameron." "000 feet." "darkness of it all." "The isolation and yet awe of the sea's magnitude." "I have now sunk deeper than any human has ever been before!" "Way out here in the ocean depths" "Going deep deep deep" "James Cameron!" "What the fuck?" "I've been diving in the deep" "I'm feeling so cheap" "Newman!" "How did you beat me down here?" "'cause nobody'll hire me." "Deep deep deep in the ocean" "Cameron." "you son of a bitch." "I'll take you to hell!" "and you should be ashamed!" "I had to tell him." "His life is in danger." "Making money off of people's handicaps!" "I'd like you to meet my lawyer." "he'll hand you a cease-and-desist order." "That show's not gonna air!" "It actually did last night." "You found a network to buy it?" "But it didn't do so good." "Honey Boo Boo killed us in the ratings." "That little bitch beat me in the ratings?" "no!" "so you can't..." "I don't give a shit!" "Nobody beats my ratings!" "Get me a plane ticket." "That bitch is going down!" "We welcome you to the First Lady's symposium on obesity." "Michelle Obama." "Our country is in the midst of an epidemic." "a very big conflict was brought to my attention." "A conflict that illustrates without a doubt what should be our nation's number one priority." "What will we do as a country?" "I cannot give you any easy answers." "But what I can give you is what we've all been waiting for." "Honey Boo Boo vs. Fatty Poo Poo!" "bitch!" "Nobody takes my ratings!" "fatty!" "Get pissed!" "fatty!" "I'm fat and pissed!" "Ain't nobody can beat my Boo Boo at sketti wrestling!" "Let's do this!" "Fuck!" "bitch." "Tip assist!" "You think he's dead?" "I hope so." "SS Cameron!" "This is James Cameron!" "I've found the bar!" "Divert all power to subsystems!" "2% oxygen left!" "The bar is too heavy!" "you bitch!" "I'll be damned." "you OK?" "how did shamelessness get to this?" "Did it start with fat people on scooters?" "Or did the bar get lowered way before that? maybe it was us. a long time ago." "we're all sitting here in the stink of it all." "There's no going back." "I can't explain it." "I suddenly feel like this isn't right." "I don't know why we were watching that garbage in the first place." "Mrs. Obama?" "Ma'am?" "You OK?" "Something's wrong." "This is all wrong!" "Stop!" "Everyone!" "What are we doing?" "How can you let this happen to your daughter?" "I don't know." "How did I let myself go like this?" "What have I done?" "When did we devolve into watching fat kids sketti wrestling? but it's not a disease." "I'm going to dedicate this administration to fighting childhood obesity." "You fucking bitch!" "What the hell is going on?" "I don't know." "I think we've been given another chance." "we can't believe it!" "We're done here." "Set course for the set of Avatar 2." "People should know." "How you saved us all." "How you raised the bar." "How will they know what a hero you are?" "James Cameron doesn't do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. because James Cameron is..." "James Cameron." "{\an8\2cHFFFFFF\2aH80}His name is James Cameron The bravest pioneer" "James Cameron"