"Translated by "Surplusletter(box)", London, UK on 4th July 2008 This story is set in an unknown time and date." "Synched for The.Secret.of.the.Magic.Gourd.2007.DVDRip.XviD-PMCG" "Mission Control our first phase is accomplished" "We are now starting phase two" "Roger (received)" "Mission Control, unidentified objects are closing on us" "Mission Control!" "Mission Control!" "We got a problem." "We are being hit by meteorites" "I cannot control the space craft" "We are loosing altitude" "Please send help right away" "Chinese Rescue, launch" "I am a rescue astronaut, Wang Bao is coming to rescue you" "I am connecting my rescue connector to your escape hatch" "Please enter my space craft as quick as possible" "We have 15 seconds to explosion" "I need to stablise the craft, there are still meteorites, please hurry along nine eight seven six five four three two one" "rescue accomplished, we are returning to earth" "Wang Bao, well done Thank you" "Xiao Bao" "How old are you?" "Why are you here?" "Why are you dressed like this?" "Grandma, I just come back from space" "Brother, brother, wake up" "Brother, wake up, out of bed Xiao Bao, wake up quick!" "Brother!" "If you don't get up Mum is about to leave" "Yes, always dreaming" "Mum called you twice already" "Mama" "Bye, careful how you go" "Xiao Bao, you have not cut your nails in a fortnight" "I know, I cut them when I'm back" "Mama Wait" "Mama, come back soon" "Do your homework I know" "Listen to what Grandma says, OK?" "Xiao Bao, quickly, go to school" "I know Behave yourself!" "Bye Mama, bye!" "Xiao Shuan, Xiao Deng, Xiao Jun" "Did you see yesterday's TV programme?" "I did I did too" "Very good That's cool" "Yeah, amazing Amazing" "Do you know?" "There is more tonight." "Really.." "Fabulous!" "Hi, hello everyone!" "Hi, Wang Bao" "Hi, Wang Bao Xiao Deng, I had a dream last night" "What sort of dream?" "Was there an alien?" "It is.." "Wang Bao" "Have you prepared for the homework exercises?" "What?" "You have not prepared again?" "Teacher Liu will be asking questions" "Don't worry, Teacher Liu would not ask me" "Wang Bao colleague" "Could you answer this question please?" "This question is so simple, don't you know the answer?" "Su Ming Fung" "Did your group prepare together?" "Wang Bao said that her mother went for business travels." "He had to go home early, he said that he would prepare himself" "Teacher, , Wang Bao said that he dislikes maths He gets a headache when he sees sums." "Wang Bao likes fishing, but he makes no catch" "Everyone quiet" "All of you are clever children." "Wang Bao is too." "He cannot do this question because he puts not enough effort" "Is this right, Wang Bao?" "I believe your parents says the same to you all." "There is no pie from the sky" "Everyone needs to make effort" "In the next test, I expect everyone produces good results" "Is everyone confident?" "Yes" "Let me see, let me see, this is not bad" "Why is it still one star?" "OK, our group's result is let down by him" "That's right What are you looking at?" "You have a look" "Wang Bao, you have a look" "One heart is still a heart, it is still better than nothing" "Wang Bao, why is he not here?" "Yes!" "What is the matter?" "Here he is" "Hi, Wang Bao Have a look at my space craft blueprint" "Look, play ping pong here" "There is cosmic telescope" "This is the engine room of the space craft" "Wang Bao, your drawing is like cartoon style" "There are no labelling of dimensions, how can we make it?" "I'll work on it, don't worry, I shall guarantee to finish it tonight." "When time's up don't become a tofu residual engineer!" "Haha, you are right You are such a good friend (sarcastically)" "You gang up with others to make fun of me How am I making fun of you?" "Wang Bao, where are you going?" "Careful!" "You destroyed it." "Wang Bao, how can you do this?" "Wang Bao, what have you done?" "You are being destructive?" "I..." "I did not intend to do this." "Wang Bao.." "Who was being destructive?" "They don't look at themselves, only make fun of others." "You lot just wait and see" "Grandma, why didn't the magic gourd change?" "Of course not" "Can the magic gourd change to a doll of course" "It can change into lots of dolls" "Really?" "Really!" "Brother, grandma is telling the story of "The Magic Gourd"" "Not that story again which tells you get what you want?" "I heard it a hundred times" "Xiao Bao, didn't you like to listen in the past?" "Yes, I liked it, but it is not true" "The magic gourd can take children to the sky" "The heaven has lots of clouds" "It's like a cotton wool hall one big lump , like a big lump" "Only if you become the Master of The Magic Gourd" "Then whatever you want" "The Magic Gourd will help you to get it" "There is no more home work" "Even with poor sports results" "The Magic Gourd will help you succeed" "This way leads to the pond?" "I will chase you" "Wah, it is beautiful to fish here" "really don't allow them to make fun of me" "I want to go to the front, I want full marks in maths" "I want to be better than them" "It's best if it is effortless....." "Your throw is accurate" "You... what thing are you?" "Thing?" "I am a treasure." "My surname is Bao, name is WuLu ( The Magic Gourd)" "Didn't your grandma often tell you story about me?" "The Magic Gourd?" "Are you The Magic Gourd in my Grandma's story?" "Yes, that's right, this time you are in luck." "I am coming to help you." "Why are you coming to help me?" "Because you want to do things effortlessly." "I am coming to make efforts for you specially" "I can help you, you don't even have to make efforts in order to become invincible" "If you are really The Magic Gourd Then whatever I want I get?" "Right, all you have to do is to wish" "I can magic up for you If you don't believe, you can have a try" "what?" "I want fish" "One dish, this is too easy where is the fish?" "cheat wait, not just yet we have not confirmed our relationship yet" "confirm?" "Relationship?" "What did you say?" "What relationship?" "You see, you want me to help you" "You have to swear to keep a secret" "Never ever mention to anyone about me" "There is only you who knows of my existence in this world" "If the secret be known Then I as The Magic Gourd will die" "If you can guarantee then I can help you" "If you can't, I find another Master" "I can do it, I swear to guard your secret." "Well!" "From now on, you are my Master pay attention....." "The Magic Gourd, The Magic Gourd, full of magic" "Gold fish, carp and Yellow Bream May wish come true , truly amazing" "I shall magic up.." "Magic up..." "How's that, little Master?" "They came" "Amazing, Master?" "Fresh sea fish, select what you like" "I want this one OK" "And this one Come" "And this one No problem" "Whatever you want there is" "That's cool" "Let me see" "The Magic Gourd, I am ..." "Understood, you are hungry, right?" "I am the Magic Gourd bug in your stomach" "Come, come , come..." "Steam buns, hamburger Calling the neighbour's golden cake biscuit, sweet corn , frites what a treasure quickly , get into a line frites" "Quick, Master This is your favourite sweetcorn" "Don't rush, there is plenty more yet" "Careful it's hot, there is no need to pay" "Save yourself, there are noodles yet" "Coming" "Finished all the soup?" "What a lot to eat?" "I am full" "Magic Gourd?" "What?" "I have not flown in an aeroplane" "I don't know what the feeling of flying is" "Never flown in an aeroplane?" "No problem.." "Where are you going?" "Master, come and see, quickly" "Woow, an aeroplane" "How's this?" "Can I ride on it?" "No problem!" "Master, please get on board" "Can I ?" "Of course you can" "Master sit tight, we are taking off" "Announcement, Magic Gourd flight is climbing 300 metres on course successfully" "Wind speed is 30 metres per hour, clear sky" "The geese (big geese phonetically sounds like big feast) are my fans They protect our flight" "Eat what big feast?" "Is the food good?" "It's the flying geese, not roast duck" "Magic Gourd" "Uh?" "I want to go to school Takes these fish to show to my school friends" "Yes sir, full speed ahead" "Master, sit tight, get ready to land" "Where have they gone?" "Guess who am I?" "Xiao Deng, it's you!" "Wow, you fished these?" "Yes" "There is goldfish!" "Where did you fish?" "From the river" "Really fresh, you can catch goldfish from a river?" "Yes What are you analysing?" "Yang Shuan, you come at the right time!" "Look at Wang Bao's catch" "What fish Nothing, just some common fish" "There is nothing special, nothing of value Gold Fish?" "Wang Bao, this is not right!" "Do you know what type of fish is the gold fish?" "I don't know" "Gold fish is a type of carp" "Carp comes from the river only, how can gold fish come from there?" "Yang Shuan You don't allow the carps in the river to change into goldfish?" "Change... one day they change into goldfish" "This is against nature (Or this is against understanding.)" "Wang Bao.." "It is getting late, let's go to the park to play" "It is still early" "How about we solve this problem first before we go" "Perhaps this is a natural science great discovery" "Teacher Liu...." "Teacher Liu...." "Why aren't you going home?" "Teacher Liu, Wang Bao said He caught goldfish from a river" "Really?" "Beautiful" "Teacher Liu, Wang Bao said He caught goldfish from a river" "How come there are goldfish in the river?" "Right, Teacher Liu, there should not be goldfish in the river" "How about this, when you come upon a problem" "Try to get an answer for yourselves" "In the oceanic nature books answers may be found there!" "Oceanic nature?" "Right?" "I go to the library tomorrow to borrow some books for us to read" "Bye" "Right, my fish" "Go home" "Magic Gourd.." "Why did you magic up goldfish to get me into bother?" "I changed the fish only But it was you who selected the goldfish" "Goldfish, goldfish!" "Bothersome goldfish" "This goldfish are a bother Why can't they grow in the river?" "They are all fish, where ever they are are they the same?" "What do you say?" "Your friends at school are bothersome too Especially that Yang Shuan" "Ah, like an inspector in his questioning He is the most inquisitive" "How can he control where my goldfish are from?" "Brother, who are you talking to ?" "Nothing" "What is this thing?" "Sister, sister , come out" "Sister...." "Sister, sister, don't go in there There is nothing in there" "Sister.." "Don't go in there... sis.." "Don't run Sister, come out" "Come out quickly, sister...." "There is nothing inside, sister....." "Sister, come out fast..." "Don't come near I got it, I got it aah, little girl What are you doing underneath the bed?" "Brother has something under his bed" "Let's go to bath" "Your brother has home work to do" "Brother has something underneath his bed" "Brother has really something underneath his bed" "I know.." "Let's go..." "Magic Gourd, where are you?" "Magic Gourd." "It is very tiring to be chased by a little girl" "One child per family is best" "Hunghung (rainbow rainbow) I want to borrow "Ocean Nature"" "I think it was just returned this morning" "I found it Give it to me quick" ""Cannot lend it to you, Hsiao Min Sheng had reserved it"" "You have to wait for your turn" "Please please, let me have it first?" "Sir Hunghung" "Your "Ocean Nature" is here" "Thanks!" "You are attentive." "You have good manners" "You are too much" "What manners?" "Utter rubbish!" "I am going, see you tomorrow" "Where is my book?" "The book has gone?" "Hunghung, did you hand the book to me?" "I gave it to you But there is nothing umm, I gave it to you Why there isn't?" "Hunghung, have a good search Aiii, I have searched all over...." "It's not me, it's not me" "Xiao Deng?" "You scared me!" "Wang Bao, it is your turn in the chess tournament Come quickly" "I know, I'll be there right away" "We are about to loose, come quickly I'll be along shortly" "Where are you going to still?" "Magic Gourd, please send it to where it belongs" "This book.." "You don't want it?" "Of course" "You made me into a petty thief!" "Tell it to go" "Tell it to go?" "It has no legs." "Tell it.." "To fly, can you?" "Whatever you please" "Wang Bao , come quickly Coming!" "Fly, fly quickly" "Aye, he has arrived" "I am here" "Wang Bao, you are late" "Don't rush, let me thrash you" "Aye, Master..what is he playing?" "Pay attention.." "You are dead.." "Wang Bao, eat his knight (horse) - "eat" means to "take" in a chess game" "I will eat your knight eat the knight?" "Well, you eat it." "Where is my knight?" "Where did my knight go?" "Eat his canon" "eat this one, eat this one Good, eat again" "Wang Bao?" "Eat the pawn, eat the pawn, eat it quickly" "Don't rush, slowly does it one at a time, slowly" "Wang Bao, how are you?" "Looks like they are really tasty" "More.." "Wang Bao...." "Where are you going?" "Master, don't go, you have not eaten them all yet" "Master, how is the taste?" "How is what?" "Chess pieces are not eatable?" "Ah?" "Cannot eat them?" "Didn't you say that you want to eat them?" "Why is this book flying everywhere?" "Grab it back quickly" "Ism't this your command?" "Book ah, you should not be flying" "Your home is in the library, not in the swimming pool" "Magic Gourd, help me to catch it OK" "One, two , three" "One, two , three" "Wang Bao, you swim well come with the school team to competition" "Wang Bao, join the relay" "We are just short of one team member" "Master, join it!" "Your chance to shine is here" "No problem, I join" "You can guarantee that competition is no problem?" "Small task, don't worry!" "Master wishes for champion I guarantee your team will not be second" "Ummmm.." "Master, you have been busy all day, sleep first" "I am happy to do all the chores for you" "Aye, I'm tired" "Master, wake up, Master , wake up" "Master, wake up" "Aye, you are annoying Wake up.." "Ahh!" "Towel, towel,what are you rubbing gently?" "Little Master, waky waky, brush your teeth" "Brushing while the eye are shut?" "Call brother to wake up" "Brother is up already" "Grandma, brither is not here" "Grandma, I am going" "Smart" "Who can answer 6.509 divided by 0.27...." "Teacher Equals 24.11" "0.89 times 3.0 equals..." "Teacher equals 2.7323" "Teacher equals 14.62" "Teacher equals 23.5" "Teacher equals 71.35" "Answered right" "Union with water!" "Full speed ahead" "Wang Bao is changed in nature" "Coach" "Coach" "Wang Bao, you well" "One , three , five come to practice" "Come up" "Really outstanding" "Wang, you are cool" "Wang Bao, what becomes of you?" "Very cold, I need to change into my clothes" "When mama sees this, she will praise me" "Brother, what are you doing?" "Sister, come quickly and look at this poster" "Brother, you are great" "The All District Junior School Swimming tournament" "Xiao Bao, you done well, compete well." "Come come, it is supper time Dinner time" "Xiao Bao, eat more, more energy" "This design drawing is very difficult" "What's matter?" "Master's drawing canvas is here Look at me" "Four pens..... digital processor, this is not a game add on a transformer, fast as lightning" "How's this?" "Is this what you had in mind?" "But this design drawing is too complex" "May be our group cannot build it" "You are right.." "Look at me" "Wu Lu Bo.." "Bo Wu Lu, Master's home work I come to aid" "Design drawing changes to a dog." "Your group worries not tomorrow." "Does not need to worry" "You pressed the laser button wrong" "Don't make a noise, telephone call from mama" "Hello?" "It is me......" "Don't be afraid, I shall help you hide the truth from your grandma" "Xiao Bao?" "He is growing up!" "He can cut his own nails" "Master, I helped you again again" "Truly great service" "Wul Lu , In future let me do some of the things myself" "Understood?" "What things for example?" "Things which are interesting or things which are playful" "What things are interesting?" "For example, board games and games consoles Understood?" "Understood, interesting things are for you and things requiring effort are all for me" "Is this what you mean, Master?" "Magic Gourd, are you being cheeky?" "No I wasn't.." "Maths and swimming competition are my tasks" "You play, I work." "Repaired?" "Xiao Bao, don't break it again" "Wang Bao, you are really amazing" "Very amazing" "Wang Bao, how can you find so much time to learn to swim and to make a robot" "You thought I was lazy, now you know my true self" "Wang Bao, you are a genuis" "Yes, a genius More effort.." "You bought this robot?" "I made it." "Excuse me" "Sorry" "The robot that you made Why is it so temperamental" "That robot is very precision made It cannot break by a knock" "Then can you repair it quickly" "You always let me down infront of the other pupils" "This robot was designed by you" "I made it to how you wanted it" "Then you should make it more robust Understood" "Master, look!" "Toyshop" "Let go in to see if there are robots Certainly there are" "Remote controlled planes" "Robots Which type do you like?" "I like them all Understood" "Yang Shuan?" "You..." "You following me" "You are not a criminal, why would I follow you?" "I bumped into you as soon as I left the school" "Wang Bao, I never thought in our class You are such so smart" "What smart?" "Because of the robot that you brought into the Design Department" "I see in a modelling magazine" "You have it even thought it is not on sale yet" "I am not talking to you, I am going to the cinema" "Please don't follow me ?" "I buy ticket myself, couldn't I?" "If the Master wants them all...." "Wu Lu Bo, Bo Wu Lu, the more toys the more satisfying" "Which aeroplane , canon is better, may as well take them all to avoid fuss" "Quick, go.." "Boss, all the toys are sold?" "Where are my toys?" "Hello, don't go!" "Come back aeroplane" "Don't go, don't go.." "My aeroplane!" "Don't go" "Come back" "[Revenge of the dinosaurs]" "Full house?" "Yang Chuan, the film that I wished to see [Revenge of the dinosaurs] I am sorry, the house is full" "And you?" "Have you a ticket?" "Of course I have" "Master, I gave you a train ticket just now" "What?" "Train ticket?" "I wish to see a film" "Today it is full house Where is there a ticket?" "You are the Magic Gourd, magic me into the cinema" "Master Master you are making life difficult for me This task...." "I don't care, magic me in there" "OK, OK, OK, magic you in, going in , going in Don't forget, take the popcorn" "Where is this?" "Master's acting is excellent" "Why is this kid looks like Wang Bao?" "He may be Wang Bao" "When did Wang Bao go to Hollywood?" "Oh no!" "Master, I come to rescue you" "Dinosaur, you stupid thing!" "Eat my bullets" "Then taste my guided missiles" "Master, grab my hand" "I would not let you hurt my Master" "Master, I helped you again" "Magic Gourd, it is your fault again Come, wipe your face" "Little friend, what are you doing here?" "Get out, get out" "Don't you understand the language?" "I asked you to magic me into the cinema , not into the film!" "What?" "I made another mistake?" "Could I ask where is Wang Bao's home?" "Wang Bao, your father is back" "Magic Gourd, Magic Gourd, where are you?" "Magic Gourd..." "I am here reporting to the Master, what request have you?" "Magic Gourd, you are messing about again?" "No, don't you like these toys?" "I gave them all to you." "Please send the toys back quickly" "Send them back?" "Quickly" "At your command" "You be quick!" "The planes to repatriate the toys are here" "Quick!" "Get on, get on Going, Mr Dinosaur" "The aeroplane is full, you have to buy a ticket" "Go, quick, don't look back, quick" "Xiao Bao" "What's up?" "I am changing clothes" "Come down" "Xiao Bao" "Daddy gives this bike to you as present for your joining the competition" "Woww, it is beautiful" "Daddy, how do you I want a bike?" "I am your dad, of course I know" "Daddy, are you coming on the day (of competition)" "If I don't work over time Then I would come to cheer you" "I want to go too" "Daddy, can mum come along?" "I spoke to her already she would rush back" "Master takes maths test again tomorrow?" "Why has this school so many tests?" "Need to think about tomorrow.." "Need to come up with ideas" "Cannot think of any...." "Master's father gave him a bike as a present and he was so happy" "I gave him so many toys he scold me instead... aye.." "Time's up" "Have not heard of a lazy person getting up on his own will" "Master, Good morning" "Today's maths test I want the best results" "Give mum and dad a surprise" "Understood?" "Yes, understood!" "Magic Gourd, all depends on you All depends on me" "Commence" "This Magic Gourd is not keeping to his promise" "Master wants the highest marks, I need to come up an idea" "This one may get 80%.." "Not enough" "This one is not bad...." "I look further for a better one" "This lad is certain to get zero" "Ah..." "Master Give me answers quickly" "You see the blank pages, give it to me quick cannot find it yet" "time is nearly up, everyone makes best use of the time" "Well, time's up" "Still found nothing" "Bye Teacher Bye" "This one is at least 95%, I have hers" "Wu Lu Bo Bo Wu Lu, never need to revise for exams" "Sums, algebra, common multiples..take it is so comforable" "Teacher" "Su Ming Fung" "Why are your papers blank?" "Teacher Liu, give it to me" "No I have not Wang Bao, come back" "Is this your writing?" "Yes.." "Yes it is mine" "This is clearly Su Ming Fung's name How can it be yours?" "Wang Bao, what is this about?" "Why did you take someone's papers as yours?" "Wang Bao, why is this?" "Well, come with me to the School Office" "Wang Bao..." "Haha.." "Wang Bao's maths is top notch" "The other pupils "eat winter melon" "eat winter melon"" "Really cool.." "Master, what's up?" "It is you..." "It is you.." "You made me eat chess pieces" "You let me down infront of other pupils" "You stole book and stole Su-Ming Fung's answers" "Everyone thinks I am a thief" "Even Teacher Liu does not believe me now" "Are these all your wishes?" "What is mine?" "I.." "I will chop you into two halves I do it myself" "Aye... you have no brain" "Like this, left an right sides are two halves, are they equal?" "Master, am I extremely able Even harder challenges I can do" "Come , chase me" "Come back to me" "Seek for me.." "Seek for me" "I am going to cook you I light up for you" "Master don't be scared, fire rescue is here, I'll rescue you" "Master, are you alright?" "You are not a treasure" "You only want to make me to become a monster like you" "You said that I am a monster?" "You said that I am a monster?" "It was you mind that was warped That was why I did what you wanted" "Master, I am your heart's desire" "What ever you wished I did" "Why is it my fault?" "Master, don't go!" "Master...." "Let me go..." "From now on I do my own things I don't need you!" "You can go." "Master, what have I done wrong?" "We agreed in the beginning" "What ever you wanted I would magic up, isn't it?" "Master...." "Go away Master" "Wang Bao.." "Wang Bao.." "Teacher, where is Wang Bao?" "Wang Bao...." "Why did you run to here?" "How is your hand?" "Teachedr Liu, I am sorry" "OK, let us go, go" "Does it hurt?" "A little" "Wang Bao, do you know what you did?" "And you should know there is nothing in the world that comes easily without effort" "Right?" "The school will reprimand your behaviour" "Hope that you learn from this lesson become a good student, alright?" "Look, how the others care for you" "Don't let them be disappointed Is this alright?" "Wang Bao" "Su Ming Fung I am sorry" "No problem, I can help you We can help you" "Master , don't want me He said that he does his own things in the future" "Next month, that swimming tournament is very important to him" "He cannot let his parents and students down." "I really want to go to help him" "I said before, if you use your intelligence on studies" "You would become the best student." "But where are you now?" "Xiao Bao, is well behaved compared with before" "Gets up by himself Tidies his own room" "Brother cuts his own nails" "These two days we had been busy" "And we did have time for you" "But Xiao Bao knows he did wrong" "He will make efforts in the future, stride forward" "Master is really striving Practised for nearly a month" "Running is not slow" "The tenth All District Junior Swimming Tournament Starts now" "Steady on" "Get ready..." "More...." "Yang chuan, more...." "They are too strong.." "We are ging to loose" "I wonder how the tournament is going?" "I am really worrying for him" "Master, more pace..." "Yang Chuan, how's things?" "We are done our best But we are still behind" "All depends on Wang Bao now" "Go on...." "The Tenth All District Junior Swimming Tournament The Champion is...." "The third lane, Sunward Junior School" "Magic Gourd...." "You here?" "I want to tell you, we won" "Master, you said what?" "Magic Gourd, you there?" "You... you said what?" "You said....." "You won?" "You really did not know?" "During the competition you were not at the pool?" "I did not go" "This is to say I won by myself?" "You did not help me?" "I did not help you, you won it yourself" "Is it true I won it myself?" "Yes, Master" "Without you I can win" "Master...." "You really don't need me any more It is time for me to leave" "Where are you going?" "I saw you won with your own hard efforts You were so happy" "Therefore I want to learn afresh" "I understand now I realised your wish mistakenly" "It hurt you and furt others" "Master, we shake hand as we depart" "Right, Master Can you continue to keep the secret for me?" "Magic Gourd, good bye" "Master, good bye" "Magic Gourd" "Master, I shall telephone you" "Pi - say what it is?" "It is 3.16" "It is 3.15" "Don't slap, it is 3.1415926 This time it is right" "Su Ming Fung, let us go to eat Apple Pie party" "Good, good , good" "Gone" "Throwing is really accurate." "Throwing is really accurate." "Well, come." "?" "Throwing is really accurate." "698 01:20:35,130 -- 01:20:39,362 I am finished." "But I have not finished." "Is it like this?" "Or like this?" "Or this?" "This?" "Sorry, director" "I want to chop you into two halves" "Like this, like this?" "This?" "This ?" "This?" "This ?" "This?" "This?" "Master, I...." "Stop Stop Stop.." "Director, don't film....." "What are you laughing at?" "Brither, flying to where?" "Direction is wrong, I have no map, turn around, turn around."