"Hello!" "Chatur Singh 2 Stars Office." "I am speaking from A-One Refrigerator." "Did you order the refrigerator." "Yes, we booked the refirigerator." "Please send it soon," "We're tired of drinking hot water." "Please tell me your address." "Address?" "32/24.." "..Police Colony, Dadar West." "Thank you, sir." "It's Yadav's number." "Last time when we booked a mixer you gave Yadav's number." "You paid the EMl and Yadav was enjoying that mixer." "What are you doing?" "Pappu!" "You forgot it." "Colonel Shakki always said that.." "..a great detective should never tell his name and address." "The first law of espionage." "The snack in the right hand shouldn't know.." "..that how much sugar has been added.." "..to the tea cup in the left hand." "Forget all that, boss." "What are you making me do?" "Attacking you over and over again." "I don't like this." "Pappu." "A great detective should.." "..be alert.." "..24 x 7." "Oh!" "Where are you going?" "To open the door, it must be milk man." "Without any protection?" "Who are you?" "What's your name?" "What's your job?" "What's your address?" "What's your phone number?" "Control boss!" "Sorry." "Who are you?" "I am Dilip Kumar Yadav," "Why did you cme here, Babban?" "Not Babban, sir." "Dilip Kumar.." "Yadav." "Who is this Babban, boss?" "Every criminal is Babban for me." "What have you brought in this, Babban?" "It's milk, sir." "Milk?" "What did you mix in the milk?" "I didn't mix anything." "What have you mixed?" "Water!" "Not water, but poison has been mixed in the milk." "Poison?" "Drink!" "Drink!" "The hunter has become the hunted." "The poison is slowly taking effect." "Pappu, ask him.." "How do you feel, Babban?" "I am really enjoying, sir." "Had I got some bread, my breakfast would be over here." "Boss, he is enjoying." "Get out!" "Brother Chatur!" "Shall I bring milk here tomorrow.." "..or I should drink it at home?" "How do you know my name?" "My son told me.." "..that brother Chatur is really Chatur(Smart)." "Like children." "Will you leave or should I shoot you?" "Oh god!" "Who are you?" "How did you come here?" "Get out." "Get out." "What a genius!" "Pappu.." "You know my name?" "Boss!" "It's you!" "I couldn't recognize you, boss." "Pappu, how do I look?" "Will you thrash me if I say it?" "C'mon.." "Tell me how do I look?" "You look like a pimp." "What?" "!" "You look exactly like a pimp!" "Idiot!" "I am a pickpocket." "A pickpocket!" "Criminals are afraid to commit crime on seeing a cop." "That's why I go outside in different disguises." "So that they commit crimes and I nab them red-handed." "Boss!" "You're great!" "Why are you falling at my feet?" "Please, Pappu!" "Boss, your bag." "It has your uniform and your ID." "This means that any unclaimed thing can hold a bomb." "Wow!" "I think God heard me today." "Dude, can I have a betel leaf?" "I am telling you for the last time.." "..I am not a pimp but a pickpocket." "Listen!" "I'm a pickpocket!" "I'm a pickpocket!" "Ok?" "Careful with your purse." "Keep it in." "Unclaimed box." "I am sure there is a bomb inside." "Boss, this.." "There's a bomb inside this." "Hello." "It's flour." "This is flour." "This is flour, brother." "This is flour." "Move!" "Move from here!" "You don't need to worry." "This area is secured." "Move!" "Move!" "What security?" "You have wasted my flour." "I had got it grounded from Goregaon." "My conveyance, the cost of wheat, the cost of grinding." "Give me 500." "Give him his money." "My bag!" "That pickpocket stole it!" "Nab him!" "Just now you were saying that you're a pickpocket." "Now you're blaming others!" "I'm not a pickpocket." "I'm a police officer." "A police officer?" "He's fooling us, beat him!" "All of you squat properly." "Properly!" "Squat!" "Sir, we've caught a new rat." "Make him squat too!" "Why squat?" "It's our boss' new style." "C'mon, hurry up and.." "Oh!" "Who are you?" "I know you.Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I won't tell you." "Your voice is familiar, tell me.." "Tell me who are you otherwise I will shoot you." "Tell me who are you?" "Shoot me or kill me." "I won't tell." "I know you, tell me who you are?" "You know me, and I know you." "You are Dagru from Dagru Chawl." "Your wife calls you by this name." "Oh!" "He knows about the private moments of my life." "Forget that.." "..1 5 years back you got a red sweater in dowry." "You wear that sweater in summer like Dev Anand." "Oh no!" "He knows my sweater too!" "Let alone the sweater.." "..I even know about the nylon underwear that you're wearing." "Underwear?" "How do you know so much about me?" "Sir, I'll tell you." "Recognize him, Chatur Singh 2 Star." "Depression, blood pressure, relaxation, tension, laughter." "Which pill should I give you, sir?" "These pills are thing of the past, Kulkarni." "Police commissioner RK Sinha doesn't need these pills anymore." "Why would I take these medicines?" "Tell me.Why was I taking these pills?" "Chatur Singh 2 star, sir." "Chatur Singh 2 star." "But Chatur Singh 2 star is missing since the past ten days." "And there is no news of his any stupid act." "I think that stupid has realised his stupidity.." "..and left for his village." "Right, sir." "You phone is ringing, answer it." "Yours is ringing, sir." "My phone is dead." "The landline, sir." "The landline is ringing." "Hello." "Inspector Yadav reporting, sir." "Hi Yadav, tell me.What's the matter?" "How are everybody at home?" "Parents, wife, children and girlfriend?" "Sir, first class." "But I'm in bad shape, sir." "What happened to your shape?" "Chatur Singh, sir." "Chatur Singh!" "What did Chatur Singh do?" "What not, sir?" "What not?" "He has shaken the entire police station, sir." "He has shaken the station?" "Hold on for a second, give me the pills." "Which one, sir?" "Laughter." "Hold it." "Hold it!" "Tell me what he did." "He went to the railway station posing as a pickpocket." "Chatur Singh went to the railway station as a pickpocket?" "He didn't have any lD or uniform." "Neither ID nor uniform." "He created panic by calling a box of flour as bomb." "He caused panic by calling a flour box as bomb." "Added to it, he was sitting in my police station for 2 hours." "But he didn't tell his name." "Sir, I am losing my control." "I'll go mad, sir." "You will go mad, but I'm already mad." "I feel like small bombs of anger are bursting.." "..in various parts of my body." "Sir, please control your BP." "I will shoot this Chatur Singh." "Shoot him, sir." "I'll hang him." "Hang him, sir." "I'll inject poison into him." "Inject poison into him, sir." "Plunge it in!" "Take it easy, sir." "Please." "Hold me." "Hug me." "Sir!" "Let go.What are you doing?" "Let go." "Let go!" "Come along." "Let go!" "How did you change your disguise?" "I got a pickpocket." "He was stealing someone's bag." "When I caught him, he said a fool gave it to him." "Boss, who can be so foolish?" "Show me your face." "You won't be happy to see my face." "Turn around!" "You!" "You know him, boss?" "He looks like a pickpocket." "Do you know what problems that poor.." "..man had to face because of you?" "Boss, you know that fool too?" "He's not a fool." "I trusted him." "You?" "Not me, that man trusted him." "Shall I arrest him?" "Yes." "Come along." "C'mon, I'll lock you up." "Just a moment." "Make him squat!" "Make him squat." "Squat?" "This is a new torture technique." "Sir, can I tell you something?" "No." "You can tell me one thing." "Tell me." "Sir, this squatting is an old technique." "Nowadays there is a latest idea in the market." "Is it?" "Yes, that's what I want to tell you." "Shall I?" "Go on." "Here's your chair." "You sit." "Please sit." "Feel that you're sitting in an airplane." "Cross your legs." "Yes." "Passengers, please wear your seat belts." "Here's the airplane." "Has it taken off?" "No, boss." "It has landed and he has escaped." "I'll go and nab him." "You shouldn't trust these people." "You're right, boss." "Wow!" "He's written so well." "What has he written, boss?" "Pappu, if only you'd been literate." "And read Col." "Shakki's novel, the flying lady and the sticking snake." "In this, Col. Shakki has discussed kidnapping." "That kidnapping isn't done by one guy but an entire gang." "Oh boss!" "What a theory!" "Pappu, yes boss." "We'll solve all the kidnapping cases are per Col." "Shakki's guidelines." "Yes, boss.What an idea!" "Col. Shakki." "Who has been kidnapped?" "My cat." "Your cat?" "Your cat's name?" "I had a cat, a cat called Silky." "Why are you singing it?" "I'm a musician." "How dare you talk to me like this?" "Do you know who I am?" "Who are you, punk?" "Punk?" "!" "Old man!" "I'm industrialist Nanda's only son, Kabir Nanda." "You are Mr. Nanda's son." "Sir, we have a kidnapping case." "Boss.. boss!" "Sir!" "We've a kidnapping case." "Where is it?" "There.There." "Notice how I solve this case in 3 minutes." "Sir, he's an industrialist.." "Nobody talks till the boss solves the case." "Pin drop silence." "Finger on your lips." "He's the kidnapper." "What do you do?" "l am a musician, I have a band." "He calls his gang, a band." "Who all are there in your gang?" "In your band." "Me, Sandy and a sweet boy Mandy." "He, Sandy and a sweet boy Mandy." "Who was kidnapped and from where?" "Silky from Carter Road." "He kidnapped Silky.." "Where was Mandy?" "He was driving his red hot Ferrari." "Mandy came there with his Ferrari." "He and Mandy put Silky in the Ferrari.." "..and escaped." "And where was Sandy?" "He was in his godown." "A place in Bhiwandi." "Both of them put Silky in the car.." "..and locked them up in Sandy's godown in Bhiwandi." "Arrest him!" "Yes, sir." "No!" "No!" "Daddy!" "C'mon!" "Find both of them." "Arrest him." "Daddy!" "Daddy!" "C'mon, you can call your dad later." "I won't spare you!" "Arrest him!" "You solved the case in 3 minutes, boss." "2 minutes and 40 seconds." "You're great, sir!" "Boss, your novel." "The beheaded corpse." "It's the minister's call." "Yes, minister." "Police commissioner RK Sinha saying good morning to you, sir." "Sinha!" "Sir,just a moment." "Before you say something, I'd like to say a little, sir." "If you're going to shower me with praise.." "..then there's no need." "If you're going to take pride in me, it's not required either." "Because whatever the police commissioner.." "..has done was his duty." "But despite that, if you wish to praise me.." "..then please go ahead, sir." "I'll put the phone on speaker." "Shut up, Sinha!" "I don't want to listen to your nonsense." "I've not called you up to praise but to abuse you." "Why will you abuse me?" "What have I done?" "Who is this Chatur Singh?" "Chatur Singh?" "What has Chatur Singh done, sir?" "That fool has arrested tycoon Nanda's son." "Do you know how powerful Nanda is?" "Sir, allow me to kill Chatur Singh." "I'll hang him." "And I'll plunge that lethal injection into him." "Give me an injection." "Chatur Singh 2 star reporting, sir." "If your foot lands on mine, I'll shoot you." "I'll hang you and also inject poison into you." "Why have you worn a raincoat?" "Sir, it's not a raincoat." "It's a mission coat." "You tell me the mission and don't waste time." "What's the mission?" "Mission, industrialist Nanda, sir." "How dare you to arrest Nanda's son?" "To say the truth, sir.." "..I didn't have the courage first.." "..but with God's grace and your blessings.." "..the mission was accomplished." "That's fine but I am not praising you, I am humiliating you," "You should feel bad. -l should feel bad?" "Sir, were you humiliating me?" "In which language should I explain.." "It's 10.30, sir." "It's 1 0.30, sir." "I think somebody is eavesdropping." "Here?" "In this room." "Stop him!" "No!" "No!" "Stop him!" "I'll kill him!" "It's ok." "It's ok." "Nobody is listening to us, sir." "This area is secure." "Chatur Singh 2 star, you're suspended for 1 5 days." "Ok, sir." "Your turn, sir." "Your turn." "We're outside the agricultural minister.." "..YY Singh's, residence." "In the Rs. 500 crore sugarcane scam.." "..the HC has rejected his bail plea." "This year's sugarcane produce is in the govt." "Godown." "And nobody knows where the sugarcane juice has been sold." "The minister will be leaving for prison in a short while." "We're anxious about his condition." "Pack everything very carefully." "Don't miss anything." "I have packed everything." "Your clothes, shoes.." "..your medicines and your ipod too." "Why are you crying?" "I am just going to jail." "Nowadays, all ministers have to go to prison." "But how long will you.." "No buts.." "Don't forget my lucky red handkerchief." "I can live without you but can't live without red color." "Sonia, why hasn't the minister come out as yet?" "Why is the minister making the cops wait?" "Tell us." "No comments." "Minister, the cops and the media are waiting for us." "We should leave." "You're my secretary." "You know my wife very well." "She's slow in everything." "What statement?" "That.." "Sir!" "Sir!" "Call the ambulance!" "Hello!" "City hospital!" "What is it?" "Why are you staring?" "Haven't you ever seen roasted chicken?" "Sir, people outside think that your condition is very serious." "What should I tell the media?" "What difference does it make?" "Tell them anything." "Listen to me, brother." "GTthinks that you've AIDS." "Oh god!" "I'm ruined!" "Devastated!" "Shut up!" "You are my secretary, handle the media." "Tell them something." "Agricultural minister YY Singh has.." "..been admitted to City Hospital." "He doesn't have to fear anybody in the country but.." "..minister's like him can pose a threat to the country." "It's the misfortune of the police dept.." "..that we have to provide security to such ministers." "I want you to be incharge of the minister's security." "Sir, I am very proud to take this charge." "Very good." "And equally sad about leaving it." "What?" "Sir, my wife is going to deliver this week." "You didn't tell me that your wife is going to have a child." "Even I came to know yesterday, sir." "Yesterday?" "Ok, Thakur, this is your responsibility." "Yes, sir." "Good, sir." "But no, sir." "Why, sir?" "I've a piles operation this week." "You didn't tell me that you've piles." "Don't you believe it, sir?" "Would you like to see it?" "No!" "Show it to Yadav." "What?" "Piles!" "Ok, sir." "Ok." "So.." "What other excuses do you have?" "My sister's wedding, sir." "Sir, my sister has delivered a baby." "Sir, my sister's child is getting married." "There must be an officer for the security of the minister." "There's one, sir." "Who?" "Non-corrupt, non-intelligent and full of nonsense." "You've suspended him." "But who is it?" "Chatur Singh 2 star." "Wow !" "Wow !" ""Singh.." "Singh.." "Singh.." "Chatur Singh coming.."" ""Swing that thing, the drum beats drumming."" ""I'm a king, the guitar strings strumming."" ""The daddy of clevers."" ""Forever and ever.'" ""Pump up the jam, never say never.'" ""So I sing, you sing, we all sing, Chatur Singh."" ""Singh.." "Singh.. doing the same thing..'" ""He's the king with the zing thing."" ""Not a puppet on a swing thing.'" ""You better beware, don't mess with him."" ""Don't even dare, he'll wreak havoc.'" ""You all beware, he'll run a riot."" ""So I sing, you sing, we all sing, Chatur Singh."" ""Singh.." "Singh.. doing the same thing..'" ""He's the king with the zing thing."" ""Not a puppet on a swing thing.'" "Wow !" ""We going to do the Chatur Singh thing now.'" ""We going to do the Chatur Singh thing now.'" ""C'mon, let's do the Chatur Singh thing now.'" ""We going to do the Chatur Singh thing now.'" ""If you wish to search for your long lost brother."" ""If you're worried that your husband is disloyal."" ""Call him home, don't worry about money."" ""Because he's a dear, innocent, big-hearted kinda guy.."" ""There ain't no hurry."" ""Why.. why.. why.. are you so sorry?" "'" ""Bye.. bye.. bye.. you never have to worry."" ""So I sing, you sing, we all sing, Chatur Singh."" ""Singh.." "Singh.. doing the same thing..'" ""He's the king with the zing thing."" ""Not a puppet on a swing thing.'" ""Tell me, who's the son of India?" "'" ""The kingpin, who solves every mystery.'" ""The star icon who steals every heart.'" ""So I sing, you sing, we all sing, Chatur Singh."" ""Singh.." "Singh.. doing the same thing..'" ""He's the king with the zing thing."" ""Not a puppet on a swing thing.'" ""Are you all ready for this?"" ""Where is he?" "Where's the man?" "'" ""Beat him on the race, he's capable."" ""He'll nab them, a killer or murderer.'" ""Where's he?" "Where's the man?"" ""Beat him on the race, he's capable."" ""He'll nab them, a killer or murderer.'" ""So I sing, you sing, we all sing, Chatur Singh."" ""Singh.." "Singh.. doing the same thing..'" ""He's the king with the zing thing."" ""Not a puppet on a swing thing.'" ""Singh.." "Singh.. doing the same thing..'" ""He's the king with the zing thing."" ""Not a puppet on a swing thing.'" "Why did you call me Sinha?" "How dare you call me Sinha?" "I didn't say anything, sir." "How dare you call me Sinha?" "You're forgetting that you suspended me for 1 5 days." "Today is just the 4th day." "I pity you that's why I called you back on duty." "In that case, Chatur Singh reporting, sir." "If your foot lands on mine then watch it!" "Chatur Singh, you've to go on an important job." "Doctors, hawkers and engineers go on a job, sir." "A spy goes on a mission." "How could you say such a thing?" "I mean.." "Shut up!" "I didn't meant that." "The mission is that agricultural minister YY.." "..Singh has been admitted to the hospital." "His life isn't under threat." "Like a good guard, you've to sit outside his room on a chair." "That's all." "You've to guard." "No need to act smart." "Got it?" "This mission is fraught with dangers." "But living on the edge is Chatur Singh's hobby and profession." "The job will be done." "Ok!" "Good.. good." "It's 1 2.30, sir." "It's 1 2.30, sir." "It seems somebody is eavesdropping on us." "Nobody is eavesdropping." "No need to tear down anything." "No need to break anything." "Get out, Chatur Singh." "In that case, Chatur Singh is getting out, sir." "Who's patient YY Singh here?" "Who is it?" "It's me." "Can't you see?" "What you see, doesn't exist." "And what exists, is invisible." "Pappu." "Great detective, Chatur Singh 2 star at your service." "Ok, fine." "Sit outside." "I've to make enquiries first." "Excuse me." "Who are you?" "Well, I'm.." "Detective, she's my wife." "In your hand." "This is orange juice." "Pappu, send this to the forensic lab for testing." "Yes, boss." "Somebody is hearing us." "Hey!" "I told you, somebody is eavesdropping." "Fools!" "He's my brother." "Godfather?" "Which gang?" "In my presence, you don't need to worry about any don." "He is my brother!" "I know." "It's hot here.Where is the fan switch?" "So many switches are here." "Brother is in a fix!" "What's happening?" "What is he saying?" "It seems he's talking in a code language." "That's unique." "He's asking us to turn off the switch." "Get out!" "Get out!" "Sir, listen to me." "You listen to me." "Get out from here!" "Get out or I'll shoot you!" "Get out!" "But your security.." "To hell with it.." "Get out." "Get out from here." "Even if you hear gun shots, don't come in." "Even if I die, don't come in." "You don't come in." "Don't come in." "Sister, why are you crying?" "Did somebody rob the house?" "Treadmill, plasma, sofa, painting, everything's there." "The dvd player is there too." "Then?" "Your brother-in-law.." "Brother-in-law?" "No, brother-in-law, you can't leave us.." "No!" "No!" "He didn't die." "He's alive." "He has been kidnapped." "He was coming back from the gym.." "..when two goons kidnapped him." "Who is this?" "Is it your brother-in-law?" "Hello." "Avery good morning to you, Sonia." "Who are you?" "Charlie." "You're worried about your brother-in-law, isn't it?" "If something happens to my brother-in-law.." "..then I won't spare you." "Tony." "Sonia!" "Help me." "They will kill me." "They're dangerous people." "Brother-in-law, are you fine?" "Hello, are you alive?" "Yes, but without protein shake." "It's been 6 hours and they haven't.." "..even offered a glass of yoghurt." "What?" "!" "Look, you know me." "Don't worry." "I'll set everything right." "Give the phone to Chaplin." "Chaplin, talk to her." "Yes, Chaplin." "Charlie." "Whatever!" "What do you want?" "YY Singh." "YY Singh?" "Yes, Sonia." "Don't refuse please." "Or we'll regret the death of your brother-in-law." "Actually, we wish to play a game with YY Singh." "And you've to help us in it." "Listen carefully, Sonia." "City Hospital,VIP suite.." "..where YY Singh has been admitted." "You just have to bring him to the balcony and that's it." "What nonsense is this?" "Why will he do it on my behest?" "He will do so, Sonia." "Have you ever checked yourself in the mirror?" "You look so beautiful." "And if you wear a red sari with this beautiful face.." "..then YY Singh will even jump from the balcony willingly." "What if I refuse to do it?" "Tony." "Sonia, save me!" "Do what they say or else they'll kill me." "Charlie, I accept all your terms.." "..but no harm should befall him." "And yes, he should get protein shakes on time." "And vitamins.." "And vitamins too!" "That's like a good girl, Sonia." "And yes Sonia, remember the red sari." "Excuse me." "What's your name?" "Sonia." "Sonia?" "Beautiful name." "What's your relationship with YY Singh?" "I'm his secretary.Will you frisk me now?" "I do wish to but.." "..sadly, you can go." "Can I know your name?" "Chatur Singh." "Chatur Singh!" "I hope you remember the name." "Of course." "Now, I'll go?" "When will you return?" "If I'm unfortunate, then very soon." "God willingly!" "Boss, why didn't you frisk that girl?" "Does she look like a criminal?" "How can you be so confident about that?" "I've seen it in her eyes." "A girl with such innocent eyes can't be a criminal." "You're so great, sir.." "Please, Pappu!" "Boss, your baton." "Ouch!" "He's not even looking at me." "What are you looking at, sir?" "Sir, you know me." "I can give you this cheque and file right here." "Then don't force me to sit next to you." "Sit down, Sonia." "Sir, why are you staring at me?" "Am I not looking good?" "You're looking so good that I've to turn bad." ""A pearl bangle and pearl necklace..'" ""A pearl bangle and pearl necklace..'" ""My youth is a sprawling marketplace.'" ""A pearl bangle and pearl necklace..'" ""A pearl bangle and pearl necklace..'" ""Why do you ponder so much?"" "Boss, control." ""Why do you ponder so much?"" ""I'm a wild deer, hunt me down.'" ""There's fun, there's chance, wander into the garden.'" ""Youth won't linger around long, dear boy."" ""There's fun, there's chance, wander into the garden.'" ""Youth won't linger around long, dear boy."" ""My youth is so enchanting.."" ""..the one who touches it, is jolted awake.'" ""Leave your mark on my fair body.'" "What are you doing, boss?" "I hope nobody's watching." "Something's fishy!" ""Don't leave anything on tap, O dear..'" ""Don't leave anything on tap, O dear."" ""Why do you ponder so much?"" ""I'm a wild deer, hunt me down.'" ""What will you give me to lose yourself?"" ""In a moment, I'll take you around the world.'" ""What will you give me to lose yourself?"" ""In a moment, I'll take you around the world.'" ""Shall I shake my slender hips?" "'" ""Bring you down on your knees.'" ""Make me your beloved."" ""Or else you spend the night alone."" ""Or else you spend the night alone."" ""Why do you.. why do you.. why do you ponder so much?" "'" ""I'm a wild deer, hunt me down.'" "I can hear firing inside." "Don't worry, Pappu." "They must be watching action movie." "Ram Babu." "It's not Ram Babu, it's Rambo." "I know.." "I know that." "In connection with agricultural minister YY Singh's murder.." "..his personal secretary Sonia Verma was arrested today." "Sonia was present on the scene of crime." "But the reason for the murder isn't clear yet." "YY Singh's murderer Sonia is in Chatur Singh's custody." "This case is very sensitive." "I am afraid that Chatur singh shouldn't make any mistake." "But.. where is Chatur Singh?" "Chatur Singh 2 star reporting, sir!" "If your foot landed on mine.." "I want to discuss an important issue with you." "I also want to discuss an important issue with you." "I was thinking about something." "I was also thinking about something." "I was thinking about someone." "I was also thinking about someone." "But I was thinking about Sonia." "At this age you are thinking about Sonia?" "I was not thinking from that angle.." "..Sonia's hearing is after 3 days.." "..and it's your responsibility to present her in court." "Sir, Sonia is innocent." "She's not a murderer." "Whether she's guilty or not is the court's decision." "But it's your responsibility to present.." "..her in court without any problems." "I will fulfill this responsibilty all my life, sir." "Oh shut up and get out!" "Chatur Singh getting out, sir." "Hold him." "Sir, this file.." "Constable!" "Tell me who you want to meet?" "I want to meet Sonia, I'm her lawyer." "There." "Thank you." "How are you, Sonia?" "Who are you?" "My name is Tony and I am not a lawyer." "Charlie sent me here." "What have you got me into?" "Had I known that you were going to kill YY Singh.." "..then I'd have never agreed to do this." "Relax, Sonia." "Charlie's happy with your job." "Shut up!" "I did whatever you wanted me to do." "Where's my brother-in-law?" "The job isn't over yet." "Charlie wants you to go to South Africa." "South Africa?" "You guys have gone mad." "Let me finish." "We are not sending you there for a vacation." "Actually, YY Singh has kept the 500 crores from the scam with a South African don.." "..Guru Gulfam." "They were partners in crime, you know." "We want you to get those diamonds for us." "Why would I do that?" "Because it's better to go to South Africa.." "..and start a new life than rot in an Indian jail." "But who would take me out of here?" "Chatur Singh!" "He will take you out from here." "And I will take you to South Africa." "Just wait for the right time." "Good luck, Sonia." "Boss!" "We've to torture Sonia today.." "..and you've tears in your eyes?" "It should be fiery, boss." "Fiery!" "How will I torture that innocent girl?" "You have to, boss." "You have to." "And you've to do your duty." "It was done carefully." "Sonia's coming, boss." "What will I call her?" "Sonia." "Ms. Sonia." "Or Sonu?" "How do you know my childhood name?" "It's the duty of a famous detective." "And it's also the job of a famous detective to hang me." "Pick up your baton and break my limbs." "Beat me up." "Chatur Singh." "Just look into my eyes once." "Do I appear guilty?" "Don't show me your eyes, please." "Chatur Singh, please, I'm innocent." "Go away from here." "Or else.." "Or else you'll beat me up, kill me?" "How can you even think that I'll beat you up?" "Please take her away from here. -l will go by myself." "It was only you whom I had faith on." "And you turned out to be like the rest of them." "If possible.." "..please forgive me." "Sonia." "What's the job?" "Help Sonia escape from prison." "Go on." "Have you gone mad?" "She has been accused of YY Singh's murder." "I will lose my job." "If you lose your job then come to us, Yadav." "You won't lose your job because.." "..you don't have to do this job.." "You've to get it done." "By whom?" "Chatur Singh." "This area is secure." "No problem." "Listen." "Not there, listen here." "I've brought an important information." "What?" "That girl Sonia isn't YY Singh's murderer." "What are you saying?" "I also had a doubt that she can't be a killer." "Have you read the new novel of the famous thriller novelist?" "No, I haven't.When was it published?" "Just two days back." "Col. Shakki has clearly written.." "..that what is visible, doesn't exist.." "..and what exists, isn't apparent." "..and what exists, isn't apparent." "Col. Shakki, you're great!" "There's only one way to nab the real killer.." "..make the accused escape from prison." "And then follow her." "Yes." "Because he's not going to party.." "..after escaping from prison." "But go directly to the real murderer." "But go directly to the real murderer." "Am I wrong?" "Col." "Shakki can never be wrong." "But don't tell this secret to Chatur Singh." "Why?" "Otherwise he will show some miracle.." "..and become 3 star from 2 stars." "Is it?" "Yes." "C'mon, let's go home." "C'mon, let's go home." "I can hear any whisper." "I can hear any whisper." "Now nobody can't stop me from becoming 3 star." "Sir, we'll die.We'll lose our job, sir." "Sir, I have a family." "Show some mercy." "Sir, I have two wives and 1 daughter." "I feel ashamed that I'm working in your dept." "I feel ashamed that I'm working in your dept." "We too!" "Shut up!" "Boss wants to say that you all have to help Sonia escape." "Pappu, explain the plan to them." "Yes, boss." "Yes, boss." "This is the world map." "And this region is called India." "Boss, I can't find the place in the world map." "Pappu, this mission is between Santa Cruz and Andheri." "Pappu, this mission is between Santa Cruz and Andheri." "Where did the world map come from?" "No problem." "Listen." "My mission is that you all will help Sonia escape." "No, sir." "And I will follow her." "No, sir." "I'll follow her to the real murderer." "No!" "I'll box him." "Do karate with him." "Blind him." "Grab him by his neck, lock him up and prove Sonia innocent." "Grab him by his neck, lock him up and prove Sonia innocent." "Who made this plan, sir?" "The one and only Chatur Singh 2 star." "No!" "And listen further.." "Where's everybody?" "Boss, after hearing your plan.." "..they've all fallen at your feet." "Prepare to make Sonia escape." "Madam, this is your food." "Here, have it." "And listen, get a betel leaf." "And listen, get a betel leaf." "Hello!" "Hello!" "I can't hear you!" "It seems the signal's weak." "I'll come out and talk to you." "You have your meal." "I can't hear you!" "She's coming, sleep off Sakharam." "She's coming, don't look there." "Let's go away from here." "Boss!" "Boss!" "Something's missing." "Boss!" "Boss!" "Something's missing." "What?" "What did Col. Shakki say?" "To make the girl escape." "And then follow her." "Oh!" "I forgot." "What?" "!" "What are you saying?" "!" "Ok." "I received a call from immigration." "Sonia escaped to South Africa by the afternoon flight." "Sir, I know it's my mistake." "Mistake?" "It's not a mistake, Chatur Singh." "It's a crime." "Until now, I thought you're a foolish man." "But you're a menace to the country." "You know that an accomplice to a criminal.." "..is also a criminal under law." "Sir, give me one more chance." "Chance?" "Me?" "Look, the law can give you any punishment." "Look, the law can give you any punishment." "But had I been the judge, I'd have had you hanged." "You were very proud of your 2 stars." "Henceforth, you're not Chatur Singh 2 star.." "..but Chatur Singh 'No-star'." "Just give me one chance, sir." "Give me once chance!" "Don't spoil my mood by crying like this, Chatur Singh." "Don't spoil my mood by crying like this, Chatur Singh." "You've a court hearing today." "And I'm very happy about that." "Sir, please understand." "Understand what, Chatur Singh?" "What's going on here?" "I am sorry to hear about Minister's death." "But congratulations to take over his seat." "But congratulations to take over his seat." "Tell me what can I do for you?" "Did you find out something about my husband's killer?" "Not yet, but I have got this case in my hands." "Now we will find out." "Madam, I want to talk to you." "But madam doesn't want to talk to you, Chatur Singh." "Take him away, Kulkarni." "Sir!" "Take him away, Kulkarni." "Sir!" "Let him speak." "What do you want to say?" "Ma'am, I know it's all happened because of me." "But give me one chance.." "..it's notjust a case for me.." "..it's a matter of my 2 stars and my uniform's respect." "But madam doesn't want to give you any chance." "But madam doesn't want to give you any chance." "My heart says that he is a true guy." "But madam.." "Just a moment." "I've made my decision." "I'll talk to the Chief Minister." "And I will take special permission for Chatur Singh." "Please arrange for his visit to South Africa." "Please arrange for his visit to South Africa." "South Africa, Chatur Singh's coming." "Good morning, Mr. Chatur Singh." "Welcome to South Africa, Mr. Chatur Singh." "Enjoy your stay." "Taxi!" "Who are you?" "I'm a cabbie, sir." "I'll drop you wherever you want me to." "I'll drop you wherever you want me to." "C'mon, let's go in your taxi." "The taxi isn't there, it is here, sir." "This is the taxi?" "Yes." "See, these are the keys, the lights.." "..the caruburretor, the horn.." "..there's a boot at the back and this is the seat." "Sit on the seat, I'll drop you wherever you want me to." "I got it." "You're mad." "Everybody says so, but I don't believe it." "Move, let me go." "But I don't understand, why aren't you sitting in my taxi?" "I've been driving since I was two." "I've been driving since I was two." "I'm 5 years old now, everybody in Pahargunj knows me." "Pahargunj?" "This isn't Pahargunj, but Cape Town." "This is Pahargunj." "See there, a pahar (mountain)." "See there, gunj (bald)." "See there, gunj (bald)." "Pahargunj." "You're right." "Yes." "No." "Chatur Singh!" "Tell me.Whose man are you, Babban?" "I'm my wife's man." "And my name isn't Babban, it's Lallan aka Lally." "And my name isn't Babban, it's Lallan aka Lally." "My name is Chatur Singh." "But how do you know?" "You've written it on your box." "It's written Chatur Singh." "That's why I read it." "Where are you headed?" "I won't tell you." "Where are you headed?" "I won't tell you." "Then sit here." "Your visa will expire.." "..and then you can go to Rampur for your honeymoon." "In that case, I've to.." "..Table.." "There's a table." "But I'll only drink coffee there." "I'll stay elsewhere." "But I'll only drink coffee there." "I'll stay elsewhere." "And you'll have to tell me." "I'll reach you to Table and wherever you wish to go.." "..I'll drop you." "I didn't tell him." "Should I thrash you?" "Taxis crash, they don't die." "Taxis crash, they don't die." "Everything will be fine." "Go home." "It seems he's mad." "Seems?" "May I help you, sir?" "One room please." "Are you Indian?" "Yes, of course." "Then talk in Hindi, I am also lndian." "Sonia Verma." "Hi, room 735 please." "Nice statue." "Thank you." "Surprising." "She didn't recognise me." "Sonia Verma. 735." "Chatur Singh, 736." "Hey!" "Pappu, you?" "Yes, me." "How did you come here?" "Student is where the master is." "How did you come here?" "Student is where the master is." "I was in your flight." "My flight?" "I didn't see you. -l was in business class." "And you?" "I.." "I was flying the plane." "You were flying plane?" "You were flying it so well, boss." "Boss, the first foreign trip of my life." "For the first time.." "..I was flying and you were the driver of that plane!" "Not a drive, idiot." "Pilot!" "Not a drive, idiot." "Pilot!" "Pilot!" "You're great.." "Pappu!" "No, what are you doing?" "Be happy!" "Boss, your passport." "They won't let you go without it." "I know that." "I know that." "I know that." "I know that." "What's this?" "You've been drinking since you came here." "C'mon, we've to leave." "Chatur Singh is staying in our hotel." "Relax, Sonia." "How can that fool pose a threat to us?" "He's crazy about you anyway." "Hey!" "What are you trying to say?" "Hey!" "What are you trying to say?" "Instead of running away from him, embrace him." "Chatur Singh will help us reach Guru Gulfam and his gang." "But why will he do that?" "Because that fool believes that you're innocent." "It's true." "I was trapped." "Because of you, I had to escape from India." "Yes, Sonia but don't forget that you're.." "..doing this for your brother-in-law." "I don't know what else I'll be compelled to do." "By using an innocent person.." "..I'm ashamed of myself." "Boss, where are you going?" "I'm going shopping." "Shopping?" "Have you come here to solve the case or shop?" "I'm not going to shop for myself, but for the country." "New mission, new disguise." "Another thing.." "..we'll have a code between us." "I'll knock the door thrice and say, 'Hip hip hurray!" "'." "And on hearing that you'll knock the door twice and say.." "..'Hurray, hip hip'." "And then open the door." "Get it?" "Yes, boss." "Boss, why did you hit me?" "Why did you open the door?" "Who else can it be in 3 seconds?" "Many a great incidents can occur in 3 seconds." "Boss, such mistakes will never be repeated." "Good." "There is nothing to be affair off!" "This area is really safe!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "Cloths shop!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "You have come again!" "Brother!" "Where did I go the first place, that I have come again!" "Over here I have a shop..it has shirts, pants, tie's, belts!" "Whatever you want you will get it, in my shop!" "Ha ha" "Come let's go to your shop!" "Brother!" "My shop is not there it's here!" "So this is a shop!" "Yes.." "look at the pants!" "Look at my shirt..my suit or do you want a readymade sarong!" "Dear Chuman!" "Kindly bring a two an half tight fit sarong!" "Brother!" "Will look like a prince..and will play chess." "So brother!" "What will you have..tea..water..coca cola.." "..No..ok you don't want anything..that's ok!" "I think you are mad!" " Hey brother!" "A lot of people say that!" "But it's my heart that never agrees!" "Non sense." "But brother, what's wrong with my shop?" "I had opened this shop last birth.." "and this life I am looking after it!" "If you don't believe it, then ask anyone at Chandnichowk!" "This is not Chandnichowk..this is Cap town." "No this is Chandnichowk!" "Look that's side Chandini!" "And now look at this, it's a chalk..so that's Chandnichowk!" "He is right!" "Yes!" "No!" "Now let me go!" "Brother!" "I think you are stealing.." "..something and leaving the shop!" "Look!" "Go home." "I really a lot of rest!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "Cloths shop!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "I think that man is really crazy!" "Are you telling me or asking me!" "He is a bad sprit!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "Come" "Excuse me sir!" "Excuse me sir!" "O darn!" "O darn!" "This is not my size!" "Sir..that is what I was trying to tell you all the time.." "This is the kids section!" "You only get..kid's cloths here..only kids." "So where do you cloths for big people!" "Please parcel them.." "All the four suits!" "Four and one..do you completely understand.." "Yes completely!" "What a fool?" ""Chatur Singh is coming!" "'" ""He is coming!" "'" ""Star Singh is coming!"" "Tony.." "Chatur Singh is here." "He looks like a cartoon, He wants to follow you up." "Let him go ahead!" "Excuse me.." "Yes..madam!" "Can I have a taxi?" "I want to go to Tantra Town!" "Not vodaphone.." "Tantra town!" "I can hear the most silent of noises.." "Chatur Singh two star.." "Excuse me.." "I am feeling alone in this rush," "Can I sit on your table?" "Please.." "What are you saying?" "What kind of things am I saying?" "Please sit down.." "Thank you!" "Why don't you sit, After all it's your table." "So what's your name?" "I think I have to create a new name." "What does that mean.." "I mean I have to say a new name." "James." "James..nice name." "And last name." "Armani." "O Italian." "You speak Hindi very well." "Actually the matter is that.." "I am half Italian and half Indian," "Like my uncle and grandmother.." "..and my uncle was Toralian and I am Armani.." "Italian Sindi..great!" "Interesting!" "Can I ask you about yourself?" "Off course." "My name is Sonia and I am a killer." "I have been charged to kill an Indian Minister.." "Y.Y. Singh." "What I didn't commit?" "Tell me more." "Please tell me more." "This Y.Y. Singh was a corrupt minister," "He had given 500 crore worth diamonds.." "..to famous Don Guru Gulfam," "That's Guru Gulfam who has killed him," "I want to expose Guru Gulfam," "And for this I need a nice detective for this mission." "I am new in city, Do you know someone?" "Unfortunately I am on holiday." "Otherwise I am a top most detective of Germany," "You mean Italy.." "Well what difference does.." "..that make they are neighbour's after all." "Off course my mistake.. sorry!" "You Italians like only two things," "Nice Dresses what you are wearing from head to foot.." "..and second thing is nice wine." "Should we toss to our new.." "Waiter..-kindly bring it neat!" "Tequila please." "Traditional cloths.." "Davici code." "Italian cheers!" "One..two..three..four..five..six.." "All for you!" ""I have had the drink of love"" ""I have written my heart on your name!" "'" ""I have had the drink of love"" ""I have written my heart on your name!" "'" ""Now give me the diamonds as a reward"" ""I have written my life also in your name!"" ""There is no life without you my beloved'" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""Yes..you are my love.." "I want to be with you night and day"" ""Yes..you are my love.." "I want to be with you night and day"" ""There is no one like you.." "I want to be with you everyday!"" ""I like you my baby..and I think I too like you'" ""I am totally crazy about you..and I don't know what to do?"" ""I am going to die and I am going to get crazy!" "'" ""I think I am going to have a blast!"" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""After seeing the way you move.." "I want to be your man!" "'" ""After seeing the way you move.." "I want to be your man!" "'" ""I just don't know why my heart is crazy.."" ""..about you.." "Baby..do you understand!" "'" ""Live your life filled with love!"" "" I am going crazy about you..and I don't know what to do?" "'" ""I am going to die and I am going to get crazy!" "'" ""I think I am going to have a blast!"" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""I have had the drink of love"" ""I have written my heart on your name!" "'" ""Now give me the diamonds as a reward"" ""I have written my life also in your name!"" ""I am going to die and I am going to get crazy!" "'" ""I think I am going to have a blast!"" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""But I will fall in love with you..my beloved'" ""Life with you my love'" ""Death is without you my love!"" ""Death is without you my love!"" "A new place for your self is like a piece of gold!" "You are still sleeping after drinking all night long!" "That's great!" "Where am I?" "Good morning!" "Who are you?" "You forgot me so soon Mr.Chatur Singh?" "I am London Uplaily..a taxi driver!" "I am not Chatur Singh.." "I am James Armani!" "James Armani.." "What a great think it took me six months..to change from Lalum to lalali." "And you..so fast you have changed from.." "..Chatur Singh..to James Armani." "James.." "Armani." "How did I come here?" "I saw you sleeping all drunk on the road!" "Why dint you wake me up!" "Well it was two pm." "One, it is really bad waking up someone who is sleeping!" "And secondly who feels bad if you are still getting the rent.." "..even if your car is switched off..who would feel bad after all." "Hello!" "Give me my one thousand rupees!" "Please take it from me tomorrow!" "Your number please." "Please put this in my account!" "You have nothing in your pocket..and what will I take from your account!" "Chatur Singh!" "James Armani!" "I just don't get angry!" "That's ok!" "Pappu!" "Open the door." "Please open the door!" "Pappu.." "I know you are standing across the door." "You will not listen to me like this." "Bali hand shower!" "Wrong boss!" "Bali O shava!" "Shava..bale Boss!" "Bali when I was knocking your door like a mad man.." "..so you were standing behind the door." "Yes boss!" "And you were watching me from the keyhole." "Yes boss." "And still you didn't open the door." "No boss." "Its because of you I have turned into this condition." "I dint want to break the rules boss!" "You didn't give me the code and now.." "..you're breaking your own rules." "Boss..what happened to the mission?" "Well about the mission..now c'mon note it down." "Around three fifteen I realised that Soniya if innocent!" "Someone is the real killer!" "And Soniya..is madly in love with me." "No boss.." "Soniya is the killer!" "Soniya is not the killer!" "I..want.." "Sandwich." "No!" "I want the diamonds!" "Good morning.." "Soniya!" "Good morning!" "Tell me how am I looks like?" "Terrible!" "I mean terrific." "Well yesterday.." "You have done amazing job," "Even after drinking so you were still as.." "..solid as a rock like a true Italian." "We drink this wine in our breakfast," "It's breakfast time, Shall I make more." "No!" "This bread and butter will work." "Soniya!" "You didn't ask me why I am wearing this suit?" "Yes..you have worn a suit!" "It's not just a normal suit." "Before this a famous detective Mr.Shaki has wore this dress." "Look at this." "If someone see me from here then I will look different." "Different from here." "Different from here different from here." "And if someone will see me from behind.." "..then I will be disappear." "Very smart!" "Shall we go now?" "Where?" "Mission.." "Don Guru Gulfam." "Mission.." "Guru Gulfam." "Soniya.." "I must solve this case." "It's Chatur Singh's promise." "James Armani, I swear I didn't say Chatur Singh." "Sorry..my mistake." "Let's go!" "Who do you want to meet.." "Sir?" "Why should I tell you that!" "Now both of you go back!" "In that case.." "We have come here to meet Guru Gulfam." "Guru Gulfam's time is over!" "There is a new Don staying in this place now.." "Don Chuha!" "Chuha..is he a dog?" "Let's see." "Have fun!" "Boss..there is a new party that has come down to meet you!" "Murder..rape.." "..drugs.." "I pod.." "..DVD piracy you can get everything here..at Mr. Chuha's place!" "What's the price and what's your work over here!" "Meet Chatur Singh two star!" "James Armani.." "I swear I dint say that." "My fault.." "I am sorry!" "James Armani I am Italian.." "Are you chinease?" "No I am Punjabi!" "But the heart I have within me is Chinease!" "Actually fifteen years back.when India and.." "..Pakistan were having a cricket match.." "..seeing the match I has a heart attack.." "For a new heart my budget..was only 7000 rs." "All over the world..the only place were I could.." "..get a heart for 7000 rs was only china!" "Thats why I purchased a heart from there..made in China!" "Whats your work..tell me?" "Well I have come down to meet your boss Guru Gulfam." "Dont even take his name.." "He the cheap bugger!" "He was a mean..cheap guy!" "For the past ten years I was working like his right hand!" "He never told me..where the money was and then one fine day.." "..he suddenly met with an accident!" "He lost his memory!" "And killed us along with him too." "I picked up very prostitute.." "..and using those whore's I have set up my this business." "Dont you feel shy eating away their salary!" "No!" "Dont you know..in South Africa..their currency is called Ran." "Whats your work with him..tell me." "This I will tell Guru Gulfam only!" "Sure.." "I think they share a very old relationship!" "I hope they have not come down to search those diamonds!" "I will not leave you.." "Hands up!" "That is a packet of cigarette!" "Please keep it down!" "O keep quite!" "Look that side!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "Cloths shop!" "Shop!" "Shop!" "He is the same mad man..taxi!" "What should we do about of Chuma!" "We should leave him alone..he will die on his own!" "Dint you listen what he said..his heart is made in China." "Boss..why did you let them go!" "I on purpose let them go!" "So that I can understand their game!" "Jack..make sure that.." "..this time you keep a watch on Guru Gulfam and on him!" "Yes boss." "As soon as they do something weird call me." "Yes boss." "Wait!" "That's a real big capsicum..for how.." "..much did you purchase it for?" "It was for twenty rupees but at Nasik.." "..it is only for twelve bucks!" "Where are you going?" "who said I am going?" "I am going to return it and come!" "Why?" "Because I am going to buy it from Nasik!" "Are you mad or what?" "Your phone is ringing." "No your phone is ringing!" "Hello!" "Sniha.." "Yes I am raj Sniha speaking!" "Again, you are missing from the office!" "No Sir.." "I just came to the super market half an hour back!" "Who is this?" "I think in your part time you keep up a stall!" "No sir.." "I just had come for shopping!" "Who is this?" "Make sure that you come to office exact at 9 am." "Yes sir I will make sure, that I reach." "By the way, who is this?" "I am Pappu Panther!" "I will kill you, you stupid boy!" "I will kill you." "How dare you call me Sniha!" "If your name is Sniha then why do you think I will call you Bachan?" "Who is Bachan?" "Abhishekh Bachan Sir!" "Abhishekh.." "Bachan ok!" "Boss is done with all his money..kindly make sure.." "..that you send it 5000 dollar in his account" "I just send in money last week only!" "Ok..all that money has got spent.." "in dancing, drinking and roaming around!" "I will kill Chatursingh!" "I will hang him to death!" "I will make sure that I inject him with a poison injections." "Sniha!" "Don't you dare about boss like this.." "And destroy my mood!" "Please make sure that, you send in the money by tomorrow!" "Where is my coat?" "Sir..take your tablets!" "Yes.." "I am a sales man Kulkarni!" "We are going to South Africa!" "South Africa.." "Sir!" "Ok!" "Twenty by one forty!" "O my God!" "I must be in coma, I won't spare this Chatur Singh." "What's your enmity with me?" "What happened?" "After 1 1 hours flight we have reached to Cape Town," "And for almost half an hour now..that you.." "..are making me walk in this cold weather!" "I just dont want to walk any more.." "Mr.Kulkarni walking is good for health!" "Why don't you understand that.." "Sir!" "Why did we come here?" "To catch Chatur Singh." "With this speed..we will never be able to catch.." "..Chatur Singh for another two an half a year!" "O my God..with another two an half year's I will get retired!" "Ok!" "Call a cab." "Why should we get down from the car?" "And why are you starring on us?" "Are you Indian's!" "Yes!" "I think looking at your faces I think.." "..you too must be an Indian!" "Meet us with love..after all we all are Indian's!" "Why do you think I should meet you with love.." "My heart is burning!" "What?" "My heart is burning!" "His heart is burning!" "Yes!" "I will first take the money and then.." "..later on I will show you my love!" "You will take money from us first!" "Why?" "Do you think we look like thief?" "The other guy I met also did not.." "..look like a thief from his face!" "Who are you talking about?" "There was a very cheap guy called Chatur Singh!" "Chatur Singh!" "He is the same guy I have come down to.." "..catch.." "What has he done this time!" "What has he done.." "I mean he got drunk..he is taking girls out.." "and he is also taken one thousand yen from me!" "He has also changed his name..his name is James Armani!" "What Cupboard?" "James Armani!" "James Armani.." "I will shoot him.." "I will hang him to death..and inject him with poison!" "Please control your BP." "Dont worry about the BP, please take me to James Armani!" "Sir!" "Chatur Singh.." "Yes take me to him at once!" "How we will find him in Cape Town," "I can understand your pain Miss Soniya!" "If you want you can put your head on my shoulder and cry." "But I am not feeling like crying!" "Then you can sleep on my shoulder..but.." "..I am not feeling sleepy too." "Why are you saying the same thing in all different ways!" "Chatur Singh!" "I mean James Armani!" "This time the mistake was yours.." "Well sorry, my mistake!" "Guru Gulfam!" "Guru Gulfam!" "Dont be scared at all.." "I am standing just behind of you!" "People who are going to Pathan.." "I request them too.." "..jump off at platform no three and reach at platform no one." "This guy is mad!" "I guess all the people think the same thing about me!" "But I just dont get it..why I just dont agree to them!" "Sweetu!" "Please sit in the train going to Pathancoat..or.." "..else the train will leave!" "This is not Pathancoat..this is cape town!" "This is Pathancoat.." "How?" "look at that's a Pathan.." "And look at this..its a coat..so that makes it Pathancoat!" "He is right!" "No he is wrong!" "Look..everyday he is a different mood!" "Today he is in the mood to become a train!" "Now stop talking and let us sit behind him.." "..or else he will bug us the whole day!" "Sweetu..stop talking and waiting time." "The train is ready to leave." "He is calling you brother!" "No problem..for the mission I am.." "..even ready to become a father!" "Guest I though you had just come to drop.." "..the guest.." "Why did you sit down!" "Who cares..there is a new passenger now!" "Have you taken the ticket!" "Charly.." "Guru Gulfam is kidnapped!" "When they kidnapping Guru Gulfam..what were you doing?" "Boss..you had just asked me to keep an eye on them!" "And I did the same..and the entire story I am telling you!" "Why dint you pick him up first!" "Why dint you pick up first?" "It was him who kidnapped him!" "It was this guy..who had kidnapped him!" "I hope I am not disturbing you guys!" "Now keep quite!" "And what do you think were you doing.." "..calling me by touching my back!" "What do you think this place is..is it a hotel!" "Why do you take all the things so lightly!" "I am the Don of this place!" "Who am I?" "Don!" "Don!" "Look..all these black men also call me Don!" "Sir.." "I am a detective..now can we talk about work!" "We both are waiting for Guru Gulfam's memory to come back!" "Are you also looking for the diamonds!" "Once the diamonds are received we.." "..both can divided into two parts!" "One chain you can make it and the other chain I will make it!" "No!" "Chain will be mine and the ring will be yours!" "Eighty" " Twenty!" "Done!" "Gullu Gulfam's lost this memory in this bungalow and.." "..now he will get it back in this bungalow itself!" "For my mission I want this bungalow." "Moja!" "Moja!" "" Our car came out on the streets of Chandchok!" "'" ""Look Guru Gulfam's Ferrier has come!"" ""Look who is giving money to get you killed!"" ""Look all the people are dancing around as the Don has come!" "'" ""Look there are more than one!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look at the entertainment!"" ""Look at the entertainment!"" ""Look at the entertainment!"" ""Watch the ride.." "I know you just cant hide!" "'" ""What is the secret, you decide its all about the diamonds"" ""Now tell me who is this guy?" "This guy is a Don"!" ""He is just saying the same thing all..'" ""..the time..he is not the same thing!" "'" ""Ice diamonds bling bling you got..'" ""..to have just know when to stop!"" ""Money money..you got to have everything..you..'" ""..just dont know when to stop!"" ""Now you better learn to talk..you have a lock in your brain!"" ""Now please start talking..we do not have a lot of timing!" "'" "Where there is credit..there is someone to kill!"" ""Today all the preparations have been done for the Don!" "'" ""On every lip there is the name of our Don!" "'" ""Where were people are talking of the famous Guru Gulfam!" "'" ""Look at this now..everyone is saluting you"" ""Guru Gulfam!"" ""Now look everyone is saluting you..just see that!" "'" ""Guru Gulfam..you are really famous..please look at that'" ""Look at the entertainment!"" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" "Look at the entertainment!" ""Now dont stop.." "look at your self"" ""Now keep looking..keep thinking..where is it?" "'" ""Now look..where is it?" "Where have you kept it?" "Whom have you shared the information with"" ""Or have to hidden it by your self?" "'" ""Do you remembering putting something on your neck.."" "" ..do you recollecting having some diamonds with you!" "'" ""Make sure that you at least pressurise..'" ""..your brains a little bit"" "Guru Gulfam!" ""Make sure that you at least pressurise..'" ""..your brains a little bit"" ""Tell me where have you kept the.."" ""..diamonds..please tell me that!" "'" ""Look there are more than one.." ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" ""Look there are more than one..entertainment!" "'" "Chatur Singh the police has surrounded.." "..you from all directions." "I have been seeing your behaviour from the morning.." "..and shame on you!" "You are talking in Commissioner's voice." "But he is commissioner." "You are talking in Commissioner's man voice." "James.." "look at them nicely he is commissioner..brother!" "You begger..you just sound like the Taxi Driver." "Who me?" "Who me?" "Now did you recognize me!" "Mr.Kulkarni..you!" "Sir!" "Mr.Chatur Singh reporting!" "How dare you to slap the Commissioner Raj Kumar Sinah." "Sir!" "You are on vacation here." "Shut up!" "I know you are having fun from many day." "Tomorrow morning we have to go back with Sonia." "Sir to complete my mission impossible I just need two days!" "Just two days Sir1" "What do you think..will I be roaming.." "..around in the same attire!" "Sir, I have a great character for you." "What I have to become?" "Doctor, Engineer." "Journalist!" "Sir!" "I think doctor will be a great idea." "Doctor!" "Fun!" "Is always fun!" "Who is he?" "He is the famous Dr. Jhatka." "Dr.Jhatka?" "O my God!" "Where is the patient who needs the treatment!" "What kind of treatment are you planning to give?" "You dont even have a bag or medicine?" "There is no injections in your pocket too?" "Please tell me that.." "..the style we give our treatments is always different." "No Homeopathy..only locopathy!" "What is this?" "What is this?" "Sweetu..who are these new characters?" "Guruji !" "He is a doctor and he has come for your medication." "Am I mad?" "Yes you are mad." "Ok..no problem!" "Doctor sir!" "A lot of people have been telling me that.." "but I just dont listen to them." "This is a special case when the patient is biting but is.." "..not accepting the situation according to the Indian Law." "This matter is very serious." "You must have watch in Hindi Movies" "Normally where patient got hit and he lost his memory," "If you will hit on the same place then his memory came back," "That means let us start hitting him up!" "Wait a second!" "Small things that are round what is it?" "Is it diamonds or pulses!" "You want to tell me in my ears." "Its pulses!" "Why are you hitting me?" "Hit him!" "Guru.." "Where are the diamonds?" "He does not tell only..where are the diamonds!" "What have you done..you killed the only.." "..person who knew about the diamonds!" "Guru..has died..now what is going to happen to Soniya!" "Now how ill prove myself to be innocent!" "Hey Chuha!" "Who has woke me up!" "Who are these people..please throw them out of the house!" "At last this guys memory is back!" "Enough of your drama, Tell me where are the diamonds." "My memory is returned but these diamonds will take my life." "If you want to save diamonds and.." "..your life both then Gullu Gulfam" "Say good bye to your memory." "Bye!" "Diamonds!" "Heera is in Punjab." "How did heera (diamond) in Punjab." "He was born in Punjab." "He had butter in Punjab, he also lives in punjab!" "Heera..is my uncle!" "Please call my uncle!" "Why are you beating him?" "What about our diamonds," "To hell those 500 crore diamonds." "Now at least you also get emotional!" "My Chinese heart is also melting." "When the fortunes..are not in favour then what can I do!" "I will come and cry and come!" "Thank you!" "I know!" "Now put your car in the gear and" "Take him to the highway!" "Things that are round..and small.." "..are not pulses but are diamonds!" "Diamonds!" "This is not a cherry but Chatur!" "I am the one who can hear the most unusual.." "..noises also.." "Chatur Singh.." "Two star!" "Who is it!" "Sir..its me!" "I am Pappu Panther..sir you being a lion.." "..and you are scared of a donkey!" "I am not a lion but a donkey. -donkey!" "Half lion and half donkey" "It's a donkey that gets scared not lion's!" "Its me!" "Thank God!" "Anyway Mr.Armani this disguise that.." "..you have chosen is just too good!" "Soniya!" "Nobody must have ever thought.." "..of such a disguise in 1 000 years." "Gullu Gulfam's memory is returned I will solve this case." "I will get 500 crore diamond back.." "..to department and get promoted." "But only yours." "Then go alone on mission." "If I will get promoted then you will get promotion," "We are working in same team," "And since 1 000 years you haven't seen anyone in this disguise." "Fun!" "Fun!" "Sir!" "Nobody would've donned such a disguise in a 1000 years." "Boss, are we quitting the underworld and joining the circus?" "You've made me a dog and you're roaming around as a gorilla." "I need the diamonds.The diamonds." "Fun!" "Fun!" "Nobody would've donned this elephant costume in eons." "You're a genius, Gullu Gulfam." "Boss, elephant." "Diamonds!" "Hey!" "Tiny.. round.. they aren't beans but diamonds." "Gullu Gulfam's diamonds." "C'mon!" "Take this!" "Something's wrong here." "Send the force immediately." "Give it to me!" "Guru Gulfam's diamonds!" "I'll take the diamonds!" "Diamonds!" "Don't let him escape!" "Chase him!" "I have the diamonds!" "Nab him!" "Hello." "Hello." "Sir, I'm on a mission.Who is it?" "Why have you stopped?" "Is the signal red?" "Who is it?" "Give me the diamonds." "I'm here." "C'mon!" "C'mon!" "She's running with the diamonds!" "Catch it!" "C'mon, pass it on!" "And here's a sixer!" "The diamonds are up there." "Hello, Sinha." "Tell me." "Where are you?" "Flying in the air for a promotion." "Have you been demoted?" "Who is it?" "Pappu Panther." "Hey!" "Stop!" "Hello." "Hello, Sinha." "Rajkumar Sinha.Who is this?" "Are you disguised as a rabbit to munch on carrots?" "I'm on a mission here.Who is it?" "Pappu Panther." "Pappu Panther?" "How dare you call me Sinha?" "Then should I call you Bachchan?" "That's also true." "If he doesn't call me Sinha.." "Pappu!" "Hey!" "Where have you made me climb?" "I want the diamonds." "I'm the gorilla don!" "Armani, catch!" "Yes, well done!" "Why did you throw the diamonds, deer?" "Hey Armani, where are the diamonds?" "Which ones?" "You were standing there and I threw it to you." "Think about it." "Who is the other lion?" "Diamonds!" "Diamonds!" "Pappu Panther reporting, sir!" "Stop!" "Take off your mask." "You?" "!" "Savitri madam, you?" "That means, Charlie.." "Yes." "I killed my husband Y.Y. Singh." "And I used you for this job." "Death was very cheap for that corrupt man." "That two bit insurance agent wanted.." "..my father's political empire." "And he killed my father." "He confiscated all the property." "That's why I killed him." "Ma'am, we all are very sorry to hear your story." "But I am sorry you are a criminal under law." "That's why Kulkarni.." "Sir!" "Arrest her." "Sir." "Madam, please." "Shall we go?" "Chatur Singh." "Yes, sir." "Give me those diamonds.Why sir?" "Because I am your senior and those.." "..small diamonds are expensive." "I will keep them safe." "Pappu." "Yes, boss." "Note it down." "1 2th October, at 2.40 in the afternoon.." "..the diamonds in Chatur Singh's hands.." "I won't hand it over to the commissioner." "What are you saying?" "I'll hand it over to the DGP." "Yes, boss." "Kulkarni!" "Waiting, sir." "James Armani!" "Truly, I didn't take it." "Naturally, my fault." "But atleast agree now, Mr. Chatur Singh." "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "Accident!" "Taxi!" "Gullu!" "Taxi, shop, train, all are done." "Now a straight flight to Mumbai." "Kulkarni!" "Yes, sir." "After getting the diamonds, my BP is normal." "Sir, have another pill." "I don't need it." "You must need it." "You'll need it after hearing the news I've brought." "I got promoted." "No, sir." "Anymore guesses?" "Something to do with Chatur Singh?" "Yes, sir." "What happened to him?" "Chatur Singh is not 2 star anymore." "He committed suicide." "No, sir." "Chatur Singh 2 star is now Chatur Singh 3 stars." "Sir, control!" "I can't control it anymore." "I'm not even sneezing." "Boss, what are we doing in this shop?" "Fool, new mission." "New disguise." "Chatur Singh 3 stars." "Chatur Singh!" "Chatur Singh!" ""If the cock lays eggs, I think so.'" ""Oh gosh!" "Cock laying eggs?"" ""If the cock lays eggs, I think so.'" ""It's my own wish." "I do what I want to."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, 2 star."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, 2 star."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, 2 star."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, Singh.." "Singh.."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, 2 star."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, 2 star."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, 2 star."" ""I'm Chatur Singh, Singh.." "Singh.."" "I've checked this area completely." "This area is safe." "No problem." "In my presence, even a bird can't flap its wings here." "Hey!" "What's this?" "Don't worry." "This is a chicken." "I thought it must be an eagle." "But no, the cock will surely lay eggs." ""Superman is my cronie.'" ""He plays kabaddi with me."" ""Spiderman told me yesterday.."" ""..that Chatur Singh rules here."" ""The fool will eat the doughnut.'" ""The dumb will sing in his mind."" ""The river flows backwards.."" "".." "let it flow so, if it does."" "Nice statue, man." ""I'm Chatur Singh, 2 star."" "Boss!" "Boss!" "Boss, where are you?" "No.." "He saw me and didn't even recognise." "You're great.." "Chatur Singh!"