"Mother..." "Cut." "I think the model, closes her eye too much." "When?" "When she's rubbing the cream." "But that's how it should look." " Should be a bit dreamy..." " But she looks depressed." "Our target is young and lively." "Hello." "Hello." "Hey Keng where are you?" "I'd like to reserve a table." "8.00 Pm." "Tonight..." "How was last night..." "I'm still at the hotel." "My wife?" "She's in America, renewing her green card." "Congratulations." "You're a freeman." "But, it's different." "My wife is long dead..." "But your daughter..." "You should look after her more." "You mean Pu?" "She only works and works." "She finds models for advertising." "Speaking about models..." "I've got one right here for you." "I did it four times last night." "She's great." "But the ones you recommend." "Never works." "This one is really special." "Four times I did it." "I'm beat..." "Slender?" "With long legs?" "What's her name?" "Yok..." "What is it, love?" "Yok." "Yoke?" "Yok." "Yok." "OK." "Give me her number." "Y-O-K" "Pretty name." "OK." "See you later, Keng." "Goodbye..." "Hey, who are you?" "What do you want?" "Security Help Help" "You fucking bitch..." "How do you do, my friend?" "Wow... this is incredible." "How many times you fuck her?" "How many?" "I asked you a question." "Answer me How many times?" "There... three times..." "Three time?" "But there are Four condom packs." "You fucking liar How many?" "OK..." "OK..." "Four times..." "Four times." "You won't need it anymore." "Hello." "I'd like to cancel a table." "At 8.00 PM." "Tonight..." "Yes." "OK..." "Next question." "Alright, this is easy." "So be patience." "Ok, are you ready?" "Yes..." "First question, are you sure you ready?" "What goes over an intersection?" "A flyover." "A flyover." "Pass Pass." "What's between waist and legs?" "It's not a belly button." "Hips." "A frosty drink at 7-11 store?" "What is it called, Pum?" "Slurpy." "Her's answer Spite." "Wrong answer again..." "Pass pass pass pass." "Pass Pass." "It's over... you stupid cow." "Perhaps she thought saying." "Pass will win her points." "So, she kept saying "pass, pass."" "Oh shit." "You distracted me." "TV." "Is full of morons." "Let us give her a big hand." "My father won't join again" "Father forgot my birthday again." "I'm not surprised." "Are you?" "But I left him a note..." "Where?" "On the table." "With the cup." "Perhaps he didn't use the cup." "But I'm washing it, right here." "Hey, You know that coffee ruins your memory?" "YOK 014657149" "That'll be 37 Bath, please." "37 Bath." "Receiving." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 1, 2, 3, 4," "Why do you count every pile?" "Pardon me?" "You only need to count one pile." "Every pile is the same... eight... nine... ten..." " One... two... three..." " I'm not surprised." "You're only a clerk." "What did you say?" "Nothing." "Receiving 37 Bath." "Thank you." "Please come again." "How are you, Pum?" "Fine thanks." "Did you watch "The Boxer"?" "No." "I was stuck in the traffic." "The lead actor was great." "Forget it." "He's really great." "Really great." "I thing he's really great." "It's 8.00 PM." "What's with these glasses." "Make you look like a hit man." "They make me look cool." "That 'll be 42 Bath." "How much?" "42 Bath." "Two Bath..." "Two Bath..." "Where are all my coins?" "This." "Hi Pu..." "No... that's alright." "Please take it." "Borrow." "Here... two Bath." "Why are you smiling, Pum?" "Nothing..." "Thank you." "Please come again." "See you later Pu." "Hey." "You fancy him, don't you?" "You're crazy." "I dream of mother every night." "She's building a house." "That's strange..." "The house gets more." "Completed every time I dream." "And it seem so real too." "That's strange..." "I can see death..." "See this?" "A woman building a house." "Will bring death dad..." "This woman is your mother." "Can be any woman, dad..." "What colour is she wearing?" "Black." "She smoking?" "Yes." "A lot." "In the dream, is she alone?" "Yes." "Alone." "When the house is completed, someone will die." "Who will die?" "If you don't shut up, you'll die." "Let's see who will die..." "Shit It's your father." "Now watch carefully..." "Disappear right?" "Let's see." "See?" "It's gonna disappear again." "Do it again... please... please..." "No." "No." "That's enough." "Who wants to go for supper?" "Me." "You coming?" "Yes." "You?" "Yes." "The foreigner has to come, otherwise he can't go home." "You?" "Of course." "You?" "Yes." "And..." "Let's have that supper tomorrow." "What?" "Would someone take this foreigner home, please?" "No." "Father." "Father." "Father." "Pu." "Are you a student?" "Yes." "What is she playing?" "Housewife." "Housewife?" "But she looks like a whore?" "Her mouth is like character in a Chinese opera and her eyelashes are super long." "Pu..." "If you don't understand, you should ask." "What's your name love?" "Annie." "That's a pretty name." "Annie..." "May I trim your hair a bit?" "Sure." "If only half of Thai actresses have your attitude, we'll win an oscar for sure." "What is he playing?" "A husband..." "A husband?" "Pu come here." "That's how she should look." "That's a housewife..." "Pu, I don't know what's wrong with you lately." "You don't pay attention." "Your mind is always somewhere else..." "How can you solve that?" "Hey Are you listening?" "Get out of here." "Go." "Somebody, call a freelance." "Quick Any freelance will do." "I said get out of here." "Stock market continues to tumble." "Heading for the lowest point." "Shit this is a disaster." "Don't blame it on the economy." "If Keng is still alive," "I wouldn't be in this mess." "30,000 Bath?" "That's peanuts." "I can make 10 times more, selling one of my Buddha." "This Buddha is bullet-proof, knife-proof, everything-proof." "The poor owner was shot dead." "But you said bullet-proof?" "Yes... but not at close-range." "The lord wants to come to you." "Hold it in your palm." "If it's authentic, it'll be hot." "You'll feel the heat." "C'mon, hold it in your palm." "Is it hot?" "Father." "What happened, father?" "It's alright..." "What happened?" "I'm OK, just a bit drunk." "C'mon." "Let's go." "When the house is completed, someone will die..." "Those born on Thursday, romance is blossoming..." "Could it be Noi?" "Why noi?" "He was trembling the other day, when you gave him the coins." "Maybe he was drunk?" "No." "I don't think so." "He was so nervous..." "You don't like him?" "You can have him, if you like." "He doesn't like me." "He likes you." "You should ask him out..." "No way." "Those born on Thursday," "Be careful of car accident." "Your creditor may turn up." "Someone close may get hurt..." "And..." "My father..." "Your father what?" "He cuts himself in the toilet." "Cutting oneself in the toilet, belongs to which category?" "Car accident or creditor turns up?" "Hey Pum Don't you make fun of it." "Even if you don't believe in it, You shouldn't joke about it." "Creditor could be a "karmic-creditor"" "Aunty, you're crazy." "Her dad slipped in the toilet because he was drunk." "Shut up." "Pu, go and buy a coffin." "You're crazy..." "I said shut up." "Believe me." "But a coffin." "It will take away bad luck..." "A coffin?" "Does it help?" "You're crazy." "Both of you..." "Hey, Aunty You haven't paid for your beer." "I'll pay next time." "Good morning, How are you doing?" "My name is Noi." "I am very well." "Thank you." "What is your name?" "This is bad..." "You've opened all bad cards." "Why?" "How old is your father?" "Fifty-five." "And you?" "Twenty-four." "Pick three more cards." "OK." "You must boil 51 eggs." "Must be chicken eggs." "OK?" "Then, you peel off the shells..." "At midnight you go outside..." "What do I do with these eggs?" "Yes, outside." "You can't do inside your home." "You rub them on you face." "To take away bad karma." "Rub them in circular motion round your face like this..." "First egg, you rub it clockwise... three times..." "Second egg, counter-clockwise..." "five times..." "Third egg clockwise..." "three times..." "Fourth egg, counter-clockwise..." "five times..." "You go through 51 of them, OK?" "And bury it." "Don't let anyone eat the eggs." "They're full of bad karma..." "Then, you bury these eggs under a rain tree." "Do you have a rain tree at your house?" "Rain tree?" "Yeah... big one..." "I don't think so." "But I think we have one at the office." "Then, bury them at your office." "This is nonsense." "It's you." "Nonsense." "You made this up, didn't you?" "No I studied from a book." "Absolute bullshit..." "Shut up." "Remember, don't let anyone eat these eggs." "When can you do it?" "I've planned everything." "Tomorrow." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "Tomorrow Mafia Toeng, is a dead man." "Nonsense." "After I finish with that one," "I'll go get another." "All of them." "And no one knows about this?" "No one." "I'm doing this alone." "Ok." "Here is half of it." "Sign here." "Sign?" "It's our policy." "Where I can sign?" "This." "Good luck." "I've heard that..." "Yok and you are quite close these day." "Although, Yok is close to..." "a lot of regular guests here." "You and her are too close." "Close enough to have, spent time at her apartment." "Do you know who pay for it?" "All is from mine." "Was the red sofa comfortable?" "She "belongs" to you?" "You could say that." "Why are you telling me this?" "How come you shit so long?" "No." "Sure?" "Let's put it this way." "From now on, I suggest." "You stay away from Yok." "What happened between you and her." "I'm willing to forget." "Mafia Toeng, if she "belongs" to you, put her on a leash." "Don't get smart..." "I'm not getting smart." "This is how I talk to assholes." "I think you're very drunk." "I've warned you nicely, but you ask for it." "Careful with your mouth..." "Next time, it won't be the rope." "Look at the dot please." "Open your eyes a little bit." "Ok." "Now, the left eye..." "It's not as bad as it looks." "But I'll check the x-ray later." "Two... three... four... five... one... two... three... two... three... four... five... one... two... three..." "Don't let anyone eat the eggs." "Hello." "Pu, come here." "Yes... right away." "Go now!" "Go!" "Alright." "Hello?" "No, you got the wrong number..." "That's alright." "Hello?" "I said wrong number." "This is not a VD." "Clinic." "Where did you leave the eggs?" "What?" "The eggs The boiled eggs." "No I didn't do it." "Thank god..." "Why?" "Nothing." "Why?" "What if I did?" "You did it?" "Supposed..." "Oh nothing..." "Dad miscalculated the eggs." "Miscalculated?" "How many did he tell you?" "Fifty-one." "Yeah." "Should be fifty-two." "Odd number brings bad luck." "Hi Noi." "Hi Pum." "But I knew you're not so stupid, to believe that shit, right?" "Nobody do that." "Why you buy not so much?" "I don't have money." "Give it to me." "Did you watch "The Boxer"?" "No." "I was stuck in the traffic." "Did you watch, Pu?" "10 Bath." "Pu..." "Noi, it's 8.00 PM." "What's with these glasses?" "What's the matter with Pu?" "She looks sick." "Pu Pu..." "Pu." "Pu Pu." "Shit What happened, Pu?" "Get some water." "OK... water..." "Pu." "Water... water..." "Is the water coming or what?" "Here... water..." "Are you alright, Pu?" "You need a vacation." "How's your father?" "I don't give a damn anymore." "Poor guy, got beaten up real bad." "He deserves it." "You're right." "Look at that foreigner's tits." "Where?" "That one." "Shit..." "This fridge is so dirty." "Hey Pu." "And whose cake is this?" "Don't know..." "Morning Pu." "Pu..." "When do you get off work?" "Why?" "You plan to get beaten up somewhere again?" "No." "I thought I'll cook dinner for you." "You know how to cook?" "Of course don't judge the book by the cover." "And, bring Pum over." "Haven't seen her in ages." "Well, I must go to work." "What about the dinner?" "We shall see." "What kind of soup is this?" "Tomato soup." "It's a CLEAR tomato soup." "Why?" "And these..." "See?" "Pork." "Fish." "And, vegetable." "Still dreaming about mother?" "Yeah..." "Lately I start seeing, myself in the dream too." "Good Tell her to stop." "Or burn it." "But, I like what she's building." "I even help her." "Next time you dream, take me." "I'll burn the bloody house." "See if your father could stop..." "Stop joking." "Noi" "Noi" "Noi" "Noi" "Pu." "What are you doing here?" "Looking for some caucasians for a TV Commercial." "What about you?" "Nothing." "Just..." "Meeting some girls?" "No... no..." "Did you find any?" "Any what?" "Any caucasian..." "I found two." "They really smell." "How many?" "Two." "Why?" "What's the commercial for?" "Men's underwear." "Why caucasians?" "They've got bigger..." "You know?" "Different size." "Where're you heading?" "I'm going to "The mall"." "The mall?" "What about you?" "I'm going the same way." "Do you want a lift?" "You bring a car?" "Of course." "You think I walked?" "Really?" "Yes." "It's heavy." "Here, let me help you." "Noi, let's get married." " Noi..." " What?" "I said you get off here, right?" "That's right." "Thank, Pu." "Thanks a lot..." "I wish father could see this." "He'll see it." "Once it's completed." "But it is completed." "Not until there's a picture." "Picture?" "What picture?" "What did you break, father?" "A picture." "I dropped it." "Be careful walking around here." "You want some coffee?" "Father." "Yes, please." "This, be carefully..." "Ok, That's enough." "What is this?" "Your mother took this picture." "Mother?" "She took it a day or two after we were married." "See, I bought this piece." "Of land for her as a present." "She wanted to build a house..." "A house?" "Yes..." "Did she build it?" "No... she passed away..." "Pu." "I have to see the doctor today, and get the picture re-framed." "So, dinner on your own, OK?" "How are these tangerines?" "Here, take it." "Can you speak english?" "Yes, I can speak english very well." "Are you a student?" "I love you." "I love you." "Do you love me?" "I'll see you later." "That's alright." "Don't worry." "Where did you find them?" "The day you passed out..." "So, I took them home to repair." "What are you laughing at?" "What is this glasses?" "I used Superglue..." "Strong stuff, you know?" "Strong stuff..." "Really strong." "You free on Saturday?" "Why?" "You want to see a movie?" "Well... perhaps not." "You're busy." "You must be." "That's right busy..." "I shouldn't have asked..." "I'm free." "Really?" "So am I." "Who asked you?" "None of your business." "Please don't go I can't believe this traffic." "I though last Friday was bad." "I'm stuck here for three hours..." "Yes." "Going in town is just as bad." "Be patient." "This is Bangkok." "Guess what?" "I'm still at the same spot." "Haven't moved an inch in the last three and a half hours." "Have you had dinner?" "Yes." "Have you?" "No I haven't." "I heard someone reporting earlier he was stuck for three hours." "I've been in the same spot for three and a half hours." "I'd like to warn people going inbound." "And also people going outbound that if they can..." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Yes, yes." "We're listening." "People going inbound, if you can stop somewhere for dinner, for shopping, or for some drinks somewhere, do it." "If you get home before five AM." "Consider yourself lucky." "YOK." "One more, One more..." "Wanna pee." "Kill him." "We've told you." "Why doesn't he shoot?" "Hey, stay still." "Father." "Father." "From then on I've stopped dreaming about mother." "And your father also stop having bad luck." "That's right." "Pu, your father stops having bad luck." "Because he stops being a playboy." "It has nothing to do with your stupid dream." "Who knows?" "Someone in your office should make a movie about this?" "Some movie." "No, I'm serious." "Famous stars." "Lots of music." "Blow up some cars." "It'll work." "At Orapan Grand Ville, so unique... so special..." "Where you and your loved one, will find peace and happiness." "This is absolute heaven..." "Reserve you dream house today." "And get a special discount on down payment..." "Hello?" "Hi father." "How are you?" "See you later, Pu." "Yes." "Good Bye." "And thank you for coming to 7-11." "Hello." "No..." "I didn't forget." "I'll see you tonight, father." "And Happy Birthday to you my dearest father." "OK." "Bye." "You've been reading that since this morning."