"Nói, I think you're going to be late for school." "Nói, you're going to be late for school." "Shipping news." "Dettifoss is in Singapore," "Laxfoss en route to Cairo." "Skogarfoss returning from New York" "Bruarfoss is en route to Singapore..." "Hello!" "Kiddi, what are you doing here?" "I've come to contribute to my son's upbringing." " Isn't it a little bit late for that?" " Oh, shut up, Mum!" "What's wrong with you?" "Aren't you late for school?" "I'm coming." "Hurry up." "The Fisheries Research Institute decree number 35 has restricted the use of deep-sea fishing nets..." "Car number two." "Car number two." "I got this letter from your headmaster... about your poor attendance." "Is this true, Nói?" "How come you got the letter?" "Maybe because I'm your father." "You're a bright kid, but you lack punctuality and discipline." "How does it go again..." ""Punctuality is the key to The Temple of Discipline."" ""Temple of Discipline." Doesn't sound too cozy." "Well... you know what I mean." "Sorry I'm late." "Maybe evening school would suit you better, Nói?" "Perhaps even a correspondence school?" " What's going on here?" " We're having a math exam." "Did we forget to send you an invitation?" "Hey, Teach?" "Can you lend me a pencil?" "There you go." "Thanks for loaning me the pencil." " What's this supposed to mean?" " Nothing." " Are you handing it in like this?" " Yes." "What grade do you think you'll get for it?" "Zero?" "No!" "You get 0.5 for writing your name!" "Wow!" "That's better than I expected." "Bonus time!" "I don't serve customers who don't greet me properly." "Good morning." "Good morning." " What can I do for you?" " I'll have a bottle of malt." "Not a problem." "Get married, and you will regret it." "Don't get married, and you will also..." "Listen to this:" "Either you get married or you don't get married you will regret both." "Laugh at the stupidity of the world... you will regret it." "Cry over it, you will also regret it." "Laugh at the stupidity of the world or cry over it, you will regret both." "Either you laugh at the stupidity of the world or you cry over it." "You will regret both." "Hang yourself..." "you will regret it." "Don't hang yourself..." "you will also regret it." "Hang yourself or don't hang yourself... you will regret both." "Either you hang yourself or you don't hang yourself... you will regret both." "This, my dear gentlemen, is the essence of all human wisdom." "What was that?" "A piece of trash." "Kierkegaard..." "The name means graveyard." "That's a fitting name for an idiot." "What are you doing?" "I don't want garbage in my store." "I'm getting organized." " You can give it to me, instead." " I don't give things away." "Ten degrees below zero on the island of Jan Mayen." "Bonus time!" "Good morning." "Good morning." " Are you new here?" " Yes." "I'll have a bottle of malt." " Drinking it here?" " What?" "Do you want to drink it here?" " Would you like me to?" " I don't really care." "Why did you ask, then?" "If you leave the empty bottle here, it will cost you less." "Is that the only reason?" "Are you retarded, or what?" "No, just joking." "Come on, let's start." "God damn it." "It's unbelievable how lucky you are." "Here." "Have you seen the new girl at the gas station?" "You leave her alone." "What do you mean?" "Iris is my daughter." "She's here to get a break from the crazy city life." "If you come near her, I'll break your neck!" "Bonjour Today I'll teach you how to make mayonnaise." "Real mayonnaise." "To make mayonnaise you'll need an egg, some oil and mustard." "First you crack the egg." "And what do you get?" "In Icelandic, the yolk is red, in French the yolk is yellow." "Le jaune, le rouge." "Red equals yellow." "Write that down!" "This only applies to eggs." "I add the mustard, stir" "and add the oil." "I continue stirring." "Never switch hands." "Never stir the other way around... and never stop." "Never!" "Sorry to disturb you." " Is Nói present?" " Well, that's debatable." "Nói, dear." "Nói, dear." "Can I have a word with you?" " Is something wrong?" " No, no." "Just come along." "You must never stop stirring." "Oh, no." "Now it's... ruined." "A failure." "What's up?" "We have a psychiatrist in the school for a couple of days and I'd like to take this opportunity to have him look at you." " What for?" " Just a little test." "See if everything is all right." "Why me?" "Because we've had a few incidents involving you, so we figure it's a good idea to do a quick analysis." "Here." " Can I refuse?" " Don't be silly, Nói." "This won't hurt you." "Just a few questions and a chat." "Nói?" "Good afternoon." "I am Teitur." "Have a seat." "Well, well, well." " How are you today?" " I'm okay." "Very good." "I have a few questions for you." "It's important you answer honestly and without hesitation." " Ready?" " Yes." "Do you ever dream about yourself?" "I don't know." " Do you dislike animals?" " Not at all." " Do you walk in your sleep?" " Not that I know of." "Are you afraid of flying?" "I have never been on an airplane." "Do you sometimes feel filthy?" "No." "How often do you masturbate each day?" "Is this part of the test or a personal hobby of yours?" "It's part of the test." "How often do you masturbate each day?" "You're answering the questions, not me." "You tell me first." "I'm not here to joke around if that's what you think." "I'm here to help." "Let's forget about it." "Here's an IQ test." "Just fill it in." "I'll be right back." "Elvis!" "Get off the sofa!" "Elvis Aaron!" "Get off the sofa!" "You leave your hair everywhere." "Filthy animal." "Sorry about the state I'm in, Nói." "I've got... this awful toothache that's killing me, and I can't even leave the house." "Oh, dear." "I must have... lost a filling or something." "I've never experienced such hellish pain." "This dulls the pain a bit." "Damn it!" "What's new?" "Having fun at school?" "It's fine I guess." "That's fine." "And what?" "Any nice girls?" "Haven't you started to have sex?" " You're not homosexual, are you?" " Shut up." "Nói," "I'll teach you a trick that never fails." "Look." "You walk up to the most beautiful babe, and ask her if she has put on weight." "I promise you, she won't leave you alone until you've... slept with her." "It never fails!" "But don't forget, always use a condom." "Unwanted children don't exactly announce their arrival." "Ah, you know what I mean." "I think I'll go now." " Am I that boring?" " Just drunk." "Sorry, Nói." "This damn toothache is just" "See you." "Listen, Nói!" "I'll call you next week and take you out for dinner." "How about that?" " Just the two of us." " Okay." " Hello?" " Hi, it's Kiddi here." "Hello." "I'm feeling a little drained." "I was wondering if you could take my shift tonight?" "I don't know." "Please, Nói, do it for your old man." "I'm on my last warning." "You can have half the money if you want." " Okay." " That's the spirit." "But be careful, for God's sake." "No fooling around." "They'll kill me if something goes wrong." " Okay, bye." " Bye-bye." "I'll have a bottle of malt." "I'll drink it here." "Can I have one?" "You don't know how to smoke?" "It's no big deal." "Try again." "Wait." "Don't suck it like that." "You just take the cigarette and place it against your lips." "Instead of sucking, just inhale normally." "Twice." "First into your mouth, then into your lungs, as if you were saying "amen" while inhaling." "Ah-men!" "That's better." "Hi." "Hi." " Good evening." " Is David home?" "David." "Someone is asking for you." " Hey, how's it going?" " Hi." " Do you wanna go for a ride?" " I have to study." "Study?" "You've got the rest of your life for that." "I don't know." " No, I think I'll stay home." " David!" "Close the door!" "I can feel the draft." "Can I come in?" "I have to tell you something." "No." "Can't you tell me another time?" "My dad doesn't allow guests." "Guests?" " You know how my father is." " David!" "Close the door!" "See you later." " Alma?" " Yes." " Aron?" " Yes." " Benedikt?" " Yes." "David?" " David?" " Yes." " Marta?" " Yes." " Marteinn?" " Yes." "Nói?" "Not present." " Alfred?" " What?" "Nói is sort of present." "What do you mean "sort of present?"" "Either you're here or you're not." "And as far as I can see, Nói is not here at all." " OIöf?" " Yes." "Alfred!" "He gave me this as his... substitute." "He said he couldn't make it this morning." "But he didn't want to miss anything." "So he asked me to record everything." "What the hell is going on?" "And we'll begin with:" "Legs together... you can use a chair if it's easier" "Lift up onto your toes and bend your knees, and up and down and..." "up and bend and down... and up and bend and down..." "And to finish, let's not forget the good old jenka-dance." "Yes." "Four times to the left and four times to the right." "One hop forward, one to the side, three forward," "Start!" "Left left left right, right, right, forward, backwards, forward..." "I can't do this anymore." "I've told you again and again, but this is the last straw." "Nói must be expelled." "Why?" "What happened?" " He's driving me mad." " Oh, dear." "Now he thinks he can skip school by recording my lessons on tape." "What a neat gadget!" "The psychiatrist thinks he's a wonder kid." "Oh, yeah?" "Really?" "Don't tell me you believe that smart-ass from the city?" "Easy now!" "What are you going to do?" "Shouldn't we wait a while, see if things settle down somehow?" "I can't take it anymore." "Either Nói is expelled from this school." "Immediately." "Or I will resign." "Liver!" "Nói, bring the liver!" "I've got to get going." "Get going?" "What for?" "I have a date." "Don't be silly." "You're not leaving before this is finished." "Everybody has to pitch in." "Nói, bring the blood." " Where do you want it?" " Over there." "Strain it into the container." " Can't we go to your place?" " It's way too messy." "So what now?" "Don't you have a plan?" "Not really." "Just to be with you, I guess." "I'm freezing to death." "I know a place where we can go." " What is it?" " A party." " Where?" " You'll see." "Watch out!" "What are you doing?" "I'm so cold!" "I don't want to be here." " This place is spooky." " Spooky?" "It's the wildest place in town." " Are you scared?" " No." "Hello." "Is someone in here?" "Hurry up." "Clam up." "Hello!" "Is someone in there?" "Peking." "Try to press Iceland." "It's not possible." "There's no button for Iceland." "Look at Iceland, it looks like a spitwad." "Should we run away?" "Where to?" "Press a button." "A rare bird we have in here..." "Come with me, please." "There's something we need to discuss." " Actually, I have a class right now." " That will have to wait." "Please, have a seat." "We've reached the point where we no longer know what to do with you." "It is known that you are a notoriously bad student." "But that's not the end of the story." "Your lack of discipline and respect for this institution is appalling, and certainly not the kind of example your schoolmates should be following." "I've always rather liked you, Nói." "I think there's more to you than your performance shows." "But the final straw." "Is this tape recorder that is now attending classes instead of you." "What do you think would happen to this school if everyone started behaving like you?" "We're trying our best to help, but you seem to take pride in destroying every solution we offer you." "With the way things have developed," "I see no other solution than to expel you from this school at once." "Unfortunately." "I understand your point of view, Thórarinn," "I may not have fitted in as one could have" "Nói, please." "Can't you give me a final warning?" "Too late." "Teachers are threatening to resign and we can't afford to lose more staff." "Please!" "My Dad will go crazy." " Can't we work things out?" " Don't waste my time, Nói." "This is ridiculous." "Who do you go to school for?" "Your Dad?" "There's no music in this fucking piano!" "What's going on?" "There's no music in that fucking heap of trash." "Should I come back later?" "No, no." "Don't worry, be happy." "We can easily find another time if you want." "Sit down, Nói!" "Talk to me." "Nói..." "Don't throw it all away like I did." "I've been expelled from school." "Nói, for God's sake, don't joke with me now." "I'm trying to be honest for once," " so please don't joke with me." " I'm not joking." "Those jerks threw me out of school." " How can you do this to me?" " Do what to you?" " Treat me like this!" " Relax, they didn't expel you!" "Are you talking back to me, you little punk?" "Let me go!" "Playing a smart ass in my house." " Do you surrender?" " No." "Give up?" " No." " You gonna give up?" "Okay, I give up!" "Forgive me, Nói." "It's just..." "I can't tolerate all this mess." "Let's not think about it anymore." "Headmaster Thórarinn has ruined our day, but there is no way he'll ruin our evening as well!" "I'm inviting you out for dinner." "Stand up, Nói." "Stand up." "Why?" "Come and give me a hug." "Don't be ridiculous." "Nói, please give me a hug." "Come on, just one hug." "My dear little boy." "The two of us." "We're fucking great together." "Let's go to the bar." "What can I get you?" "A large beer." "Give the gentleman a large beer!" "Does he have any ID?" "He's my son." "I'll keep an eye on him." "I never serve alcohol to customers under twenty." "Well, well..." "Nói, that's a man who takes his job seriously." "Give the boy a lemonade." "And how about a straw?" "A yellow straw, please." "Everybody happy?" "Listen!" "How about a song, boys?" "Bring out the list." "Let's find a nice song." "Number eighteen." "Take it away, Kiddi." " What do you think you're doing?" " Nothing." "Iris!" "What's going on?" "Is somebody out there?" "Nói!" "What on earth are you doing on my roof?" "Didn't I tell you to stay away from Iris?" " Iris is a good girl." " Yes, I know." "She deserves better than a wimp with a bloody nose." "There." "Clean yourself up." "Did somebody hit you?" "No, just a stroke of bad luck." "You're a good kid, Nói." "But still... you're not quite a prince on a white horse." "I mean... what are you going to be?" "A lawyer." "A lawyer?" "What's going on?" "Why are you laughing?" "What are you doing here?" "I should be going." "Stay here if you want." "No, that's out of the question." "Come on, Dad." "It's night outside." "It's still out of the question." "Why?" "There's room on the sofa." "Come." "I don't think it's a good idea." "I better go." "You'll go home tomorrow." "Good afternoon, Gylfi." "How do you do?" "I was wondering if you could tell Nói his future." "He's been expelled from school." "I'm afraid he's on the wrong track." "Actually, I'm trying to cut back a bit." "Thank you very much, my dear Gylfi." "He's not an academic person, but if you see a flair for business or craftsmanship, give him a hint." "You just need to show him the road map again." "All right then." "I'll see what I can do." "That's wonderful." "God bless you." "Nói!" " Wake up!" " Don't." " Stop it." " Get on your feet." " Why?" " I've found a job for you." "What kind of job?" "I spoke to the priest." "He needs help at the graveyard." "At the graveyard?" " Doing what?" " Whatever comes along." "Comes along my ass." "Just tell this idiot priest to piss off!" "Nói, I got you a job." "I used all the tricks in the book." "So let's prove that we're worth it!" " Kiddi, take your shoes off." " Oh, shut up, Mom." "Nói, can you hear me?" "Nói, I'm on the walkie-talkie." "Where?" "Hello!" "I'm on the walkie-talkie lying on the table." "Nói here, over." "About time." "Listen, I want you to dig me a grave." "If you move a little to the east." "No, no, no." "I said east." "Can you see me?" "Sure." "I'm watching you right now." "Why don't you come down here and show me?" "I'm too faraway." "I'm watching you through binoculars." "Listen, kid." "Go to the far east corner of the graveyard." "Which way is east around here?" "Don't you know the directions, kid?" "Can't you say "left or right," or "hot or cold" or something?" "Well, at the moment you're colder than ice." "Yes, yes, yes... getting warmer.." "and warmer Yes..." "You're becoming lukewarm now." "Oh, yeah." "Now you're getting warm." "No, listen." "No, no, no." "Hold on." "Where are you going?" "No, hang on." "Wait and listen." "No, no, no." "You're too far off." "I'm on my way." "Look here!" "You must dig the hole next to this grave." "How big?" "Length 2.20, width 1.20" " and three meters deep." " Wow, three meters!" "You're crazy." "Far from it, my boy." "These are the government standards." "You can't dig three meters in this frost." "You can forget about that." "Well... let's make it 2.50, but don't tell anyone." "Two meters." "No, no." "That would be a scandal." "2.20." "2.30 then." "That's a minimum." "Anything else is too shallow." "Okay." "And keep your mouth shut." "This is just between the two of us." "Yes, Sir." "The gas station, can I help you?" " Hi, Nói here." " Hi!" " What's up?" " Not much." "Just dying of boredom as usual." " Are you coming over?" " I have to go to see Gylfi." " Gylfi who?" " The fortune teller." " Gylfi, the fortune teller?" " Yes." "What for?" "Grandma thinks he can see some future for me." "No way!" "What do you mean?" "Come to me instead." "I'll tell you what he sees." "Are you a fortune teller, too?" "No." "It's just that all fortune tellers in the world say the same thing." "And what is that?" "That they see changes ahead." "Unexpected money, a journey to exotic places, and a new person bringing love and happiness." "Sounds good to me." "It's just what everybody wants to hear." "Doesn't sound far from reality to me." "What?" "This new person might be you, and we have talked about running away to new places." "The unexpected money is the only thing missing!" "In your dreams." "Could we speed it up a bit?" "I'm on my lunch break." "The cup has to dry a little." "Let's take a look at it." "I see... changes ahead... as if..." "Excuse me." "Is something wrong?" "Do you really want to know?" "Yes." "There's nothing but death in this cup." "What kind of a lame brain are you?" "Give me all the money!" "Nói!" "Is this a joke?" "Give me the money or I'll blow your brains out." "Don't be silly." "What's going on?" "Shut up and tell her to give me all the cash!" "You shouldn't play with guns, Nói!" "You're old enough to know better!" "Get out of here before I call the police!" "I would like to withdraw everything from account 828." "Fill out this form, please." "Here we have a very nice woolen suit." "Try it on." "Superb quality." "Here you go." "Excellent." "You won't find a better suit anywhere." "Maybe one that's just as good." "It fits you perfectly." "Let's go!" "Go where?" "Let's leave." "Aren't you coming?" "Hurry up." "Hot damn." "Have you put on weight?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "There's someone alive down here!" "How many people were in this house?" "Hello, Nói." "It is a great blessing that you survived the avalanche." "Unfortunately not everyone was so lucky." "It is very painful for me to inform you that the avalanche took both your grandmother" "and your father." "Now, I don't know if you believe in God, but I recommend that we say the Lord's Prayer together." "I don't think I know the Lord's Prayer." "Do you know another prayer?" "No." "It's okay." "Rescue teams have been working non-stop, and help has arrived from nearby towns." "It is already clear that many have died and many are still missing." "The number of fatalities in the avalanche has been confirmed." "Ten people lost their lives." "The names of the victims are as follows:" "Gylfi Hákonarson, 38 years," "Thórarinn Jósepsson, 60 years," "OIöf Karlsdóttir, 58 years," "Oskar Halldórsson, 54 years," "Iris Oskarsdóttir, 17 years."