"(EAGLE SCREECHES)" "MAN 1 :" "Alex Russo, you kneel before the Crystals of Justice where you are charged with treason for attempting to destroy the mortal world." "I'm telling you, you have the wrong wizard." "MAN 1 :" "Silence!" "Okay, I am right here." "You do not have to yell." "What I was trying to say is that, okay, maybe some bad things happened, and maybe it was because of me, but that doesn't mean it was my fault." "I'd make a terrible lawyer." "WOMAN:" "Your fate has been decided." "The Crystal Cavern of Justice hereby finds you guilty!" "Wait!" "No!" "Isn't there some way you could replay what happened so you would know I'm innocent?" "Well, almost innocent." "MAN 2:" "You're not speaking of the Time Vortex, are you?" "Well, if that's what you call a rewind button, then yeah." "MAN 1 :" "Very well." "We will send you back to the moment this incident began." "All right." "Well, get your popcorn and licorice because you're going to like how this got started." "(HORROR FILM MUSIC PLAYING)" "(WOMAN screaming) -(LAUGHS) I just love drive-in movies." "You can yell at the screen and nobody cares." "Hey, genius, the walls are oozing maggots!" "Why are you taking a shower?" "Alex..." "Your own personal drive-in?" "Get rid of it now." "Come on, Dad." "I can get you your own car, and you can watch the movie with us." "I can get you a churro truck." "Lose it." "Fine." "And whose car was that?" "I don't know, but there's some guy on Waverly Place who's been looking for his car for about an hour." "Show me some love, Harper." "Yeah." "Harper, don't high-five her." "What she did was wrong and unbelievably selfish." "Well, we left the guy half a pack of licorice." "No, we didn't." "Dad, what's the big deal?" "I've always done stuff like this." "Right, but now that you're the family wizard, it's time to stop using magic for selfish reasons." "Now give me that popcorn." "Thank you so much, Mason." "Okay, you and Alex can hang up the banner." "Harper, get the ice cream cake out of the freezer." "Jerry, stop eating popcorn off the floor." "Wait, did you say "party"?" "For who?" "I have a fair inkling." "Another party for Justin?" "We're just so excited about him taking over Wiz Tech." "(giggles) lt's a big deal." "Yeah. I guess you're right." "It's not like, you know, actually winning the family competition and becoming the full wizard." "Since nobody ever threw me a party." "Hey, I didn't get a party or get to become a wizard." "I just got these all-you-can-eat bologna scraps." "Mmm." "Maybe I am the winner." "Come on, everybody." "We've got a lot of work to do." "Justin's going to be here soon." "All right, I'm done." "Where's my magazine?" "Mason, rub my shoulders." "That was hard work." "Hey!" "I just told you, magic is not for getting what you want or using it for selfish reasons." "Mason, stop rubbing her shoulders!" "That's right, mija." "You should use your magic to make other people's lives easier." "I know a pretty Latina who would love to never have to do laundry again." "Theresa." "Sorry." "Your father's right. lt's time to grow up." ""Grow up"?" "Everybody knows people who grow up too fast are miserable." "I mean, look at Harper." "She's been doing her parents' laundry since she was in the second grade." "See, the laundry I didn't mind so much." "It was rotating the tires on the minivan that just... (BLOWS RASPBERRY) ...really got to me." "Where's Justin?" "He should've been here by now." "You mean he's not here?" "I'm so bored I thought he was here telling one of his nerdy stories that always ends with, "Hey, wake up, everybody!"" "I'm so sorry for the intrusion." "I'm Justin's friend, Dominic." "He asked me to give you a message." "He is too busy at Wiz Tech and unfortunately cannot come." "Okay." "Give us the message." "That was the message." "Okay." "Can we start from the top?" "Because this guy is all over the place." "So is Justin all right?" "Yes, Mrs. Russo." "Justin is fine." "It's just more difficult for someone with his spectacular talents to get away." "Now, I don't usually use the word "spectacular,"" "but in Justin's case, spectacular." "Justin isn't coming?" "What are we gonna do with the ice cream cake?" "I'm sure you'll think of something, Jerry." "Excuse me, you must be Alex Russo." "You're quite famous in the Wizard World, but I had no idea you were so beautiful." "Oh, come on. I'm not that famous." "Dominic." "Nice to meet you, mate." "I'm Mason Greyback." "Perhaps you've heard of me, Alex's werewolf boyfriend." "Boyfriend?" "You're a lucky man." "Yes, I am." "A lucky werewolf." "(GROWLS)" "Well, it seems like I've made this awkward, forgive me." "It was an honor meeting you, Alex." "So long, everyone." "Werewolf." "Boy, he was the most polite wizard I have ever met." "And easy on the eyes." "Reminded me of a young me." "You know, I think he was into you, Alex." "No, no, no, no." "Yeah." "No, no, no, no." "I can't believe Justin's not coming." "I can't believe Justin's not coming." "I wanted him to be here for my big announcement." "A while ago, I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, in Italy, inviting us to a Russo family reunion." "It's okay, Dad." "What's your announcement?" "That was the announcement." "Oh, great, now Dad's all over the place." "Aw, Jerry, you're taking me on a romantic trip to Italy?" "l love you." "Well..." "Actually, I'm taking the whole family." "Why?" "They don't know we have kids." "But, Theresa, it's a family reunion." "Or should I say riunione di famiglia?" "Please don't do that, Dad." "It's almost as annoying as when you say "mootsa-rella."" "Well, you guys have fun." "I'll just stay here and read or something." "Yeah, and I'll just stay here and chew up the furniture." "This couch looks pretty fruity." "You guys are family, too." "I got tickets for all of us to go." "(GASPS)" "All right!" "Tickets?" "Dad, if you want to go to Italy, I can be our travel agent." "No time for that travel confusion." "Show me the door to our Italian reunion." "Okay, I don't know how to say "Wizard Speed Pass" in Italian, so I'm just going to go with "Mamma mia!"" "Or at least I think that's Italian." "MAX:" "A door to Japan?" "How cool." "It's Italy." "I don't know all the towns in Japan, dude." "Alex, you're not going to turn this trip into one of your selfish shortcuts." "I want us to experience the whole journey." "Getting there is half the fun." "Now, get rid of this thing." "Whoa." "Did you just see that girl?" "Alex, I have to get her number first." "Max, get back here!" "Would you please grow up?" "Max!" "Okay, let's just find Max and go home." "So we can fly back here." "Wow!" "Look at this place." "Oh, it's beautiful." "Your family lives here?" ""Villa di Russo. "" "I don't know who Villa di is, but Russo is definitely me." "I don't think he's mad at you anymore." "Oh, don't be fooled." "He's happy anywhere there's cheese hanging." "Man, I lost her." "I didn't get her name, but she looked like a Tomiko." "Tomiko!" "Tomiko!" "Max." "Forget the girl." "We've got girls back home." "Yeah, but there's no Italians in New York, Mom." "Oh, come on." "Can't we stay a little longer?" "This is the first time Alex's magic took me somewhere that didn't scare me." "No." "We're not coming to Italy this way." "We're going to experience a family trip the real way." "You mean on a discount flight in cramped seats with bad food and an obnoxious kid in front of you saying, "Peekaboo, peekaboo."" "Ciao, bella." "Are you here for a tour of the Russo vineyard?" "Well..." "I, uh..." "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah." "We're not here for any tour, paisan." "Go back to work." "And put a shirt on!" "All right, let's go." "Okay, fine." "But you'll only have yourself to blame when that peekaboo kid uses your lap for a barf bag." "All right, is everybody here?" "Good." "Now, Alex, get rid of this thing." "Okay." "Hmm..." "The spell I need is like things in my bedroom." "It's buried under the dirty clothes of my mind." "You see?" "Justin would never do a spell that he didn't know how to undo." "Oh, I get it." "I get this whole "grown-up" thing now." "You think Justin should've been the family wizard." "Honey, I'm sorry." "I didn't mean it that way." "No. I'm sorry I'm not the grown-up family wizard you want me to be." "Well, up until then, that was the best five-minute vacation I've ever had." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "Excuse me, is this Jumbotron taken?" "Dominic?" "What are you doing here?" "My night job is cleaning the back of the Jumbotron." "You being here is just a bonus." "Look, you seem really nice, but I have a boyfriend." "And to be honest, I don't think I'd be really good company right now." "Unless you're a fan of big, sloppy emotional meltdowns." "You know, I was just saying this morning, I haven't seen a big, sloppy emotional meltdown in a while." "Let's see what you got." "Ah, a smile." "Have you ever considered joining the Wizard Council?" "The Wizard Council?" "Isn't that for old geezers who wear robes 'cause they're tired of shopping?" "(LAUGHS) I just believe you have the potential to be the most powerful wizard of your generation." "Trust me." "You have no idea what you're truly capable of." "Well, if you ask my family, I'm not capable of anything except refusing to grow up." "They're mortals." "They can't understand wizards with your power." "Besides, if their opinions really bother you, you're powerful enough to create your own spell to smooth out your little edges." "Why are you telling me this?" "Because where everyone else sees trouble, I see magic." "And beauty." "Okay, now you're just flirting." "Yeah, a little bit." "Here. it's a small gift." "Oh, no. I can't take that." "It's simply a friendship bracelet." "Everything okay up here?" "Oh, yeah." "Mason, sorry." "I just had to get away from home, you know." "And I just came to check on her." "I apologize if I've overstepped." "You have, mate, and I'm here now." "Werewolf." "Good-bye, Alex." "Bye." "Werewolf." "I do not like that guy." "Anything I should be worried about?" "Not a thing." "Good." "Well, I've got a surprise to cheer you up." "I thought we would have a little picnic." "Don't say Italian, 'cause I've had enough of that today." "No. I was thinking something sophisticated." "Poached salmon." "Oh, Mason." "That's so sweet." "But can I make a little tweak?" "Of course, darling." "Check it out, finger food feast." "I call the wing." "No, Alex!" "Alex, you know this food is bad for you." "Besides, I cooked that salmon, two hours over a hot poacher." "Why?" "You know it only takes me like two seconds." "I see." "So, this is how it's going to be from now on." "What?" "Just you, me and your wand." "Just using your magic selfishly no matter who it hurts." "Mason, where are you going?" "I did all this for us." "So did I." "So you turned Mason's classy picnic into a county fair fry-fest?" "Well, everybody knows that my favorite food comes in cardboard containers with some sort of dipping sauce." "Ew." "Oh, hi, Alex." "Can you tell me what's wrong with this picture?" "Everything you're wearing is from the '90s. (laughing)" "Oh, but when you guys wear it, it's "vintage."" "Have you figured out how to get rid of this thing yet?" "Uh, no. I've been a little busy." "But don't worry, I'll figure out something before Max can use it again." "(DOOR OPENS)" "Hey, who wants to help me make a hot tub out of this?" "I bet I know how he's going to make the bubbles." "Max, stop going to Italy." "And, Alex, you... I know, I know." "Grow up." "You're right, Pop. I'll just take this back." "Max, you forgot the barrel!" "Max!" "He's not coming back, is he?" "Theresa, we have to find Max again!" "What?" "I was just about to make dinner." "It's just Italy, we'll be right back." "Hey, are you okay?" "It's just that, I thought that once I became the family wizard, all of this pressure would be off of me." "But no, it's like everybody still wants me to change." "Well, that doesn't make a lot of sense." "It's who you are in the first place that made you the family wizard." "I know, but maybe growing up would make me a better person." "I mean, I can't even say anything nice about my best friend's hideous clambake outfit." "I'm sorry, Harper." "I held off as long as I could." "But you see?" "That's what I mean." "You making fun of my outfit is you." "And me loving this outfit is me." "People should appreciate you for who you are, not for what they think you should be." "Right." "And I am a powerful wizard who can change if I want to." "Just smooth out my little edges." "Wait, hold up." "Okay, so, after that great speech, you're still going to change your personality with magic?" "Just the parts that nobody likes." "So, you're going to change your whole personality?" "I owed you for the clambake comment." "All right." "Yeah, that's good." "Selfish, mean and tired of rejection." "Take these parts to a place of reflection." "Alex, are you okay?" "I think so." "Did it work?" "I don't know." "You look the same." "Here, let me test you." "What do you think of my clambake outfit?" "Mmm. it's horrible that you didn't make me one." "Oh, it worked!" "I'm totally nice!" "(exclaims)" "Wait." "If you still have all your good parts, where did all your bad parts go?" "Hey!" "Let me out of here, you ugly hags!" "And I found my bad parts." "Oh, come on." "She doesn't seem that bad." "I can smell that nasty outfit all the way from here!" "Oh, I am not afraid of you!" "Well, come and get me, lobster girl!" "Harper, don't let me taunt you." "Hey, maybe she's like a bird." "She'll be quiet if we cover her up." "Hey!" "Take this off!" "(banging)" "Oh, Alex, you have no idea what you've started." "Did you find Max?" "No." "But I found out where my cousins keep their cannolis." "Jerry, you're supposed to be looking for your son, not dessert." "Let me have a bite of that." "Come on." "Oh, Max!" "Where?" "Oh!" "Mmm." "Let's just go home and try to lure Max back with this cannoli." "Okay." "What am I saying?" "There's not going to be any left." "Let's get a couple to go." "Okay." "(Italian ACCENT) Where are you going?" "Thieves!" "Buongiorno." "We're just looking for our son." "We're not stealing." "Carmela?" "Cousin Carmela?" "(LAUGHS)" "Jerry Russo!" "Bianca, Gino, put your wands down." "Geraldo!" "Cugino Geraldo!" "Look at you." "You still gotta the baby face. lt's so smooth." "That's just grease from the cannoli." "Carmela, this is my wife, Theresa." "Oh, Theresa!" "Nice to meet..." "Too tight." "Too thin." "This one looks like a breadstick." "Hey, Geraldo, what are you doing here?" "The reunion isn't for one month, huh?" "Oh, who cares?" "Let's eat." "(calling in Italian)" "(speaking Italian)" "Benvenuto!" "Max." "I'm sorry. I just love meeting people." "Hi, Max Russo." "We have been looking all over for you." "This is our son, Max. I'm sorry." "He saw a pretty girl through the Wizard Speed Pass and came to find her." "You have a Wizard Speed Pass?" "Ohh-ho-ho-ho." "Only the most powerful wizards can create those." "Ah, but your family wizard, Alex Russo." "Yes." "Alex is very powerful and very (Italian ACCENT) irresponsible!" "(SCOFFS) Just 'cause you say it loud and weird doesn't make it Italian, Jerry." "(chuckling)" "There's that girl. I have to meet her." "She might be the future Mrs. Max Russo." "Mrs. Russo!" "Mrs. Russo!" "(LAUGHS) Your son likes Francesca?" "(ALL laughing)" "What's so funny?" "Francesca is his cousin!" "(LAUGHS)" "Eww." "Theresa, did Geraldo tell you that we were wizards in training at the same time?" "We had so much fun." "Geraldo, remember how I used to tickle you?" "(laughing)" "Stop, stop!" "Get the breadstick." "Get the breadstick." "No." "No, oh, no." "(screaming)" "So, what do you think about taking accordion lessons with me?" "ALEX:" "Well, why wouldn't I?" "You're my best friend." "It's like a dream come true." "Okay. I'm ready!" "What do you think?" "I think it's missing something." "Come here." "Oh." "Oh, this is the best day of my life." "Oh, I'm so happy you're happy." "Thank you, Alex." "You're such a good friend." "Now, take it off." "Why?" "Because even though I love that you finally appreciate something I like to do, it's just not you." "And I don't need it to be." "Thank you." "Besides, I can pull off a clambake outfit." "On you, it just looks stupid." "(GLASS SHATTERS)" "What was that?" "(sighs) Something I think is going to take up the rest of the day." "Harper, grab the fishing net." "We might need it to catch me." "Yep, I broke out." "Okay, where would a bad Alex go?" "Usually, only as far as the couch, but that door is open." "What are you doing?" "You know, I really should have made a shawl out of this net." "(speaking Italian)" "Carmela, this cheese is amazing." "Papa Fabrizio makes it." "Ehh." "We need to find me before I do something bad..." "Hi, Mom and Dad." "Guess what?" "I've changed." "Yeah, into a third-grade art project." "No, no, no." "Not that, Dad." "Guess what?" "All the part of me that has all those bad things is gone." "Yep." "Gone." "Nowhere to be seen." "Unless of course you've seen it." "Mom, Dad, from now on, I promise to be the unselfish grown-up you expect me to be." "I don't believe her." "Me neither." "Seriously, why are you wearing a clambake outfit?" "Because my best friend asked me to." "Dad, sometimes you need to do things to make other people happy." "(BOTH LAUGH)" "Now, I definitely don't believe her." "Look, I still don't like the way we got here, but they're feeding us." "So you might as well meet the family." "Everyone, I'd like you to meet our friend, Harper, and our family wizard, Alex!" "ALL:" "Ohh!" "So cute." "Pooka-pooka-pooka!" "Just like your father!" "ALEX:" "Why is she tickling me?" "Pooka-pooka-pooka!" "Excuse me, I'm looking for a girl that's about this tall and this beautiful." "Hey, it's you." "(speaking Italian)" "You know my name?" "Or, wait, does it just take that long to say my name in Italian?" "(speaking Italian) I don't understand what you're saying right now." "I'll try the language of love with you." "(speaking Italian)" "Okay, maybe you don't speak that language." "(speaking Italian)" "Oh, Max. I'll save you." "(LAUGHS) Not really." "(continues in Italian)" "Thanks, Alex." "They kiss really weird here." "All right. I'm safe in a bracelet." "Thanks." "Safe or trapped?" "(chuckles)" "By that evil chuckle, I'm going to go with "trapped."" "And this is where we press the finest grapes in all of Tuscany." "That looks like hard work." "Please." "Stomping your feet isn't hard work." "Filling bread rolls with cold cuts all day, that's hard work." "Geraldo, why don't you try it?" "Oh, no." "No, thanks." "Pooka-pooka-pooka!" "(laughing) Okay." "Okay." "(LAUGHS)" "You too, Theresa." "Oh, no, no, no. I'm okay." "Get in." "No, no, no." "Theresa, get in." "No, thank you." "Get in!" "Si, signora." "It's nice to appreciate my mom and dad doing something together." "Old me would've just been thinking of ways to make fun of them." "Oh." "Oh." "It's so squishy." "Ugh." "And the worst part is, I kind of like it." "Thanks a lot, Jerry." "You know what this reminds me of?" "The time the bathtub backed up and you made us take showers in there anyway." "Don't blame me." "You were the one who said," ""Oh, handsome vineyard guy," ""you're so strong, the way you squash those grapes."" "(SCOFFS) I never said that." "Oh, yes, you did." "Oh, please." "(GASPS)" "You imagined it." "Oh." "Oh, really?" "Your insecurities imagined it." "Ah-ha!" "Ooh." "Hey, you know, they should really have machines for this," "don't you think?" "Oh!" "You know what?" "Yes, I do." "(shouting) I would never disrespect you like that!" "Oh, honey, wait." "What?" "You love me so much you got so jealous?" "Oh, honey..." "Good!" "Aww." "They found a way to make it worse for themselves without my help." "Changing me was great." "(yelling)" "(laughing)" "My cousins!" "Where did they go?" "Oh, no." "Harper, do you think my bad side could've done something terrible to my parents?" "Hmm, let's see." "All of your bad is concentrated into one you." "Do you want to finish where that's going?" "I get it, I did it." "Where are we?" "Dad, you're not going to like this." "Oh, it's just Alex." "Thank you for cleaning me up, mija." "Now, get me out of here. lt's stuffy." "What's your hurry?" "Handsome vineyard guy waiting for you?" "What are you talking about?" "You're the one who had to prove what a big macho man you were with your cold cuts." "(exclaims) They're delicious!" "BAD ALEX:" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "I can't concentrate on the evil plan we have going here if you two are flapping' your yappers." "Evil plan?" "You remember when I said, "You're not going to like this"?" "This is what I was talking about." "Who's "we"?" "(chuckles) Excellent, Alex." "Hello, Russos." "Hey, it's that guy." "Hey, did you ever remember that message from Justin?" "Just as I thought." "JERRY:" "Alex, you don't have to do this." "So, what's next?" "How would my partner like a little road trip to the Tower of Pisa?" "Dominic is evil?" "is it weird he's even more attractive now?" "Harper, he took my family." "Oh, yeah, right. I won't date him." "Even as a young wizard, I knew that some day my dreams, though disturbing, would come true." "And so, from this high vantage point, we will launch the final steps to my plan to rid the world of mortals and then..." "You know, this Leaning Tower thing is really kind of killer on the calves." "That's a nice story." "Can we get to what this thing does?" "Right." "This device... (LAUGHS) ...replicates spells." "Once energized with sufficient wizard power, it will cast a spell repeatedly across Earth." "I call it the Dominic One Thousand." "is that too self-centered?" "You're asking the wrong girl." "I designed the Dominic One Thousand to imprison every mortal, thereby paving a way for a new Wizard World that I will rule." "That last part again?" "That we will rule." "All that is needed is a spell cast by our generation's most powerful wizard, Alex Russo." "All right." "Well, then let me at it." "No offense, you're just a knock-off." "You don't have all the powers." "I have enough powers to scorch a hole in your little purple jacket there." "Point taken." "All right." "So, what if your "all powerful" Alex doesn't come?" "Oh, she'll come to save her family." "Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused." "Are we tiny or are they giants?" "So if it's called the Leaning Tower of Pisa, where's all the pizza?" "What?" "(whispers) Alex, you need to come up with a plan." "I'm not good with heights." "Or substandard architecture." "You're fine, Harper." "Just don't look down, it'll make you dizzy." "Too late." "Dizzy." "Going down." "Wait, Harper!" "(SCREAMS)" "Oh." "All right then." "Ha-ha." "So, this is the top of the Tower of Pisa." "Whoo." "Would you check out that view." "That is breathtaking." "My breath has been taken from my lungs." "ALEX:" "I know, right?" "We should post this on Wiz-agram." "We should." "Can you take a picture?" "HARPER:" "Yeah, let's do that." "Ready?" "Say, "Cheese."" "Harper, run!" "(SCREAMS)" "Yes. (LAUGHS)" "Harper has joined your family in captivity." "You let them go right now or I'll..." "You'll what?" "Don't forget, I have all the bad." "Yeah, well... I look really cute in that outfit." "I know. I wasn't really sure about the boots at first, but..." "Focus on the mission." "Yeah, I heard all about your mission." "Clear out the mortal world so that you can make room to rule all evil wizards." "Good." "You're up to speed." "Now, for that spell..." "Never." "Why would you underestimate me, Alex?" "Perhaps you remember my very determined uncle." "He had wings." "Gorog?" "I came to finish what you took from my uncle." "But where he failed, I will succeed." "My own wizard empire right here on Earth!" "(BELL TOLLS)" "Ow!" "Why are these stupid bells here?" "Maybe to knock some sense into you because I'm never doing that spell." "My family is more important than anything." "Now give me the bracelet." "You're so stubborn with that spell." "Perhaps if I fill up one more charm, it will convince you." "(MlMlCS howling)" "Mason!" "No!" "Mason." "You're okay." "Get tired of Dominic already?" "What?" "I don't care about him." "He's some crazy wizard who's weaving some sort of wicked web to take over the world." "Well, you're some kind of wicked web weaver yourself." "What are you talking about?" "I saw you at the villa with Dominic, you two looked quite chummy." "No." "That's what I'm trying to tell you." "Dominic tricked me into casting out my bad side." "That's who you saw." "There's another me walking around." "And I have to get you out of here before she finds you." "Let's go." "I knew I wasted time with that hug." "Two Alexes?" "Mason, get away from her." "She's with Dominic, and they're trying to take over the world." "Nice try, me." "Mason, she's the bad one." "Let's go." "No!" "Don't listen to her." "I'm the good one." "She's the bad one." "Well, isn't this a sticky wicket?" "Mason, please believe me." "She's trying to trick you." "She doesn't even know how I dress." "That is something Harper would wear." "No, no, no, no." "I'm wearing it because Harper asked me to." "Okay, that doesn't even sound like me." "Thank goodness." "I hope you and Dominic rot." "Mason, no!" "Where are we?" "The Leaning Tower of Pisa." "Oh." "Very romantic." "dominic:" "I think so." "Dominic." "Oh, no." "Aww." "You picked the wrong Alex." "Oh." "Now, this is what I call a "take over the world" look." "As for you..." "Max, who joined us over there?" "Hey, it's Mason." "What have I done?" "I can't even grow up when I try to grow up." "I don't even deserve to be the family wizard." "Justin does." "And he'd know what to do." "Beep, beep, boop, beep, beep..." "WOMAN:" "Professor Justin Vincenzo Pepe Russo is... (GROANS)" "HARPER:" "People should appreciate you for who you are, not for what they think you should be." "Harper's right." "Everybody should just get over it." "I'm not perfect. I'm just a wizard who has to save the world, again." "Okay, Dominic wants a spell?" "I'll give him a spell with a little bit of a surprise." "Okay, I'm here to get my family back." "Let's do this." "Excellent." "Aw, she's here to save the family." "How sweet." "Ugh." "Dominic, give me the bracelet, and I'll do the spell for your machine." "Agreed." "Give it to her." "Wait. I know me." "We'll give her the bracelet and she'll flash out without doing the spell." "Right." "Spell first, then the bracelet." "Nice try, but I know me, too." "I'll do the spell and you'll keep my family anyway." "No bracelet, no spell." "Spell first!" "Bracelet first." "Spell first!" "Bracelet first." "Spell first!" "Not doing anything..." "Spell first!" "Spell first!" "Spell first!" "...without the bracelet." "Stop it!" "(BELL TOLLS)" "Tower of Pisa, that hurt!" "Alex will cast the spell at the same time" "Bad Alex gives you the bracelet, agreed?" "That's a good idea." "Well, why didn't you think of it first?" "(mocking)" "One wave, two waves, three waves, four." "Every mortal be no more." "Excellent." "The world will now be wiped clean of mortals." "(LAUGHS) -(BELL TOLLS)" "(GRUNTS)" "And then we wipe it clean of bells." "Was this how you wanted it to work?" "Okay, the Leaning Tower of Pisa may not have been the ideal place for my Dominic One Thousand, but it's working." "Every mortal will be imprisoned in these beads." "Are you sure you don't want a bucket or something?" "The bracelet, please." "You know, Alex, now is the time to join us." "With your powers, we can rule more than just this world." "Thank you for remembering I'm a powerful wizard." "Powerful enough that I can undo any spell I create." "No!" "The mortals who were gone before can now..." "What are you doing?" "I was about to fix everything before you guys swirled me out of there." "Well, if you're looking for someone to blame, you can just point your fingers at yourself." "If you had fingers, I mean." "MAN 2:" "Told you it was too soon." "MAN 1 :" "It wouldn't have mattered." "WOMAN:" "She's obviously stalling." "Don't you understand?" "The spell replicator is still capturing mortals." "You have to let me go, so I can save the world, again." "There he is!" "Grab him, get him!" "MAN 1 :" "Dominic, the Crystals of Justice recognize you as an esteemed member of Wiz Tech." "Do you have any testimony?" "I most certainly do." "Alex Russo had no intention to undo her spell." "She is a powerful, but selfish, wizard." "Why does everybody keep saying that?" "So powerful that she put me under her spell to take the blame for her crime." "Spell?" "He's lying!" "You need look no further than the fact that she extracted her own evil personality and cast the spell into the Dominic One Thous..." "Alex One Thousand." "That's what she called it." "WOMAN:" "Alex Russo, do you deny this?" "He's twisting things." "He set me up." "MAN 1 :" "Silence!" "(GAVEL pounding)" "MAN 2:" "The evidence against you is overwhelming." "After careful deliberation, we, the Crystals of Justice, find you guilty as charged and sentence you to no dessert for a week!" "Oh." "Well, that's not that bad." "MAN 2:" "Oh, no, sorry." "I was reading the wrong subsection." "It's actually death." "Death by chocolate?" "WOMAN:" "No!" "Death by death!" "(GAVEL pounding)" "What?" "No!" "It's Dominic you want, not me!" "MAN 1 :" "You will be incarcerated until your sentence is carried out." "Wait!" "No!" "Please!" "You have to believe me!" "I didn't do anything!" "He has my family!" "I hope you got a last glimpse of Alex before she meets her end." "You won't get away with this!" "Already have." "(laughing) You have a girl's bracelet on!" "No!" "It's a uni-bracelet." "Dominic, if you had a spine, you'd let me out of here, so you and I can settle this like gentlemen." "ANNOUNCER: (ON TV) This just in, it's been reported that people around the world have been mysteriously disappearing." "As of now, there is no official..." "Uhh..." "In other news..." "This is bad." "We should eat." "Why did I choose the Tower of Pisa?" "I'm wondering the same thing, dude." "Nonetheless, Alex is now doomed." "And best of all, her loved ones had a front row seat to her conviction." "Dominic, one of those charms is broken." "Mason." "Yep." "(sighs) This is ridiculous." "I've got to try to get out of here." "Hello!" "Hello!" "I'm going to use magic to blow this door down, so you better stand back." "And let me apologize in advance for the mess I make." "I am really nice." "Double-decker bus, that was close!" "Mason, I'm so glad you're here." "Look, I just want to say I'm so sorry for ruining your picnic and being selfish and immature..." "Alex, there's no time for that now." "You must save humanity from Dominic and, well, you." "But I can't. I can't get out." "This dungeon is magic-proof." "Well, then, let's find out if it's werewolf-proof." "(GROWLS)" "Thank you." "If you're really grateful, you'd scratch behind my ears." "Oh." "That's the spot." "All right." "Come on, we gotta go." "And more people are mysteriously disappearing around the globe." "The government asks that everyone remain calm" "(sobbing) and in their houses." "And now for the sports." "Antonio, per favore tell all the workers to come inside." "(GASPS)" "Tall, skinny guy, girl in a bikini, Italian newscaster..." "Ryan Gosling?" "Hey, guys." "Don't mind me, I just dropped by to give myself a beat down." "Alex?" "How did you get out?" "Take a guess." "Dominic, it's over." "You're not gonna take over the world because I'm here to save it, again." "You're not going to be able to save it this time." "Oh, yeah?" "Here..." "No, I got it. I got it." "You're ruining my moment." "Get her out of here before she stops the Replicator!" "I'm not going anywhere." "You will to protect your family and your home." "Oh, no." "Mason, I'll be right back." "No worries, love." "I'll just stay here and have a snack." "What am I up to?" "It's kind of hard chasing me without my sneaky side." "Oh, I wish I could just rest here." "Okay, maybe I don't care about the kitchen, but now you've messed with my couch." "That's weird, right?" "It's really weird." "Hey!" "You are a very ugly side of me and it is time to go." "Sure." "(GROANS) Why didn't I see myself doing that?" "Watch out for the bars." "Don't get cute. I'm the cute one." "Oh, this is gonna be fun." "You're right." "This is fun." "(BOTH grunting)" "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS)" "Psst." "Over here." "(EXHALES) I didn't think it'd be that hard to kick my own butt." "Always underestimating me." "(GRUNTlNG)" "(GRUNTlNG)" "(chuckling)" "Mason!" "Mason, wake up!" "I'm so sorry." "What did you do?" "I put your dog down." "This is for Mason." "Guess who?" "I'm back?" "Darn, I'm good." "Drop it." "And I'll take the bracelet." "Oh." "Finish her." "Okay, that definitely got rid of me." "I think." "All right." "Now time to get rid of this." "Alex!" "Don't you think your time would be better served saving your family?" "Hey, I think I can see Tokyo from here." "Are you guys all right?" "Yeah, we're okay." "Good job, mija." "Got a little steamy in my bead." "Clearly, I can't defeat the great Alex Russo." "But think of the world I am creating." "It needs you." "I need you." "(screaming)" "No surprise." "You all knew I did not like him." "Mason!" "I was so scared I lost you." "(mocking) Mason!" "I was so scared I lost you." "Ugh." "Wouldn't it be nice if I was this determined in everyday stuff?" "Haven't we had enough of this?" "Can we just call it a day and get back together?" "No way." "Dominic went bye-bye, so that leaves more room at the top for just me." "And thanks to this, I'm going to take over the world." "You're really bad." "I have no choice." "Oh." "Just as I thought." "Too good for your own good." "No one wins if we both lose everything." "What do you mean "lose everything"?" "By all my power is to go." "No." "No, no, no." "You can't!" "Alex, what are you doing?" "She's casting a spell to cancel all her powers." "A wizard's essence, spirit and soul will be nothing but a lump of coal." "Alex, stop!" "Don't do it!" "Honey, don't do it!" "By all the power vested in me, my power be wrested out and forever free." "MAN 1 :" "Alex Russo, once again, you've shown immense bravery in saving the world." "Consequently, your guilty verdict is hereby overturned." "(sighs) -(chuckles) All right." "MAN 2:" "However, we cannot ignore the fact that this, as in every time in the past, you were involved in bringing the world to the brink of disaster." "Oh, come on." "This was a good moment." "We don't need to dig up the past." "How about you just give me my magic back, and we can all go home with a warm feeling?" "WOMAN:" "We have been patient, but you have failed to show the maturity and responsibility needed to handle being the family wizard." "Therefore, we have decided that it is in the best interest of the Wizard World that your powers not be reinstated." "Wait." "Wait, please." "I've been trying to help her grow up." "Just give her another chance to change." "No." "I'm tired of everybody wanting me to grow up, or to change, or to not be selfish." "No one is happy for just who I am, except for one person." "This is embarrassing." "She's talking about me." "Harper." "I'm sorry, dude." "I thought she was gonna say you." "You're the only one that accepts me with all my flaws." "And I know that I have a lot of them." "(chuckles)" "And even though that there have been times where you wanted me to change and I didn't," "you stood by me anyway." "So it's okay if you don't give me my magic." "My best friend, Harper, is my magic." "Oh, Alex." "I am so proud of you, honey." "Even though you don't have your powers, you still deserve to be the family wizard." "Here." "All right." "Let's go home." "MAN 1 :" "Perhaps the appreciation you have for others is in itself very mature." "It seems you have other qualities that can make a great family wizard." "MAN 2:" "I don't like where this is going." "WOMAN:" "There still may be hope for you, Alex Russo." "We grant you one more chance." "I have my magic back." "Thank you." "I'll see you the next time I mess up." "Carmela, grazie for this beautiful family reunion." "Please come visit us anytime." "(LAUGHS)" "Except you." "(MEN laughing)" "Can I come back and visit you sometime?" "(speaking Italian)" ""Stupido. " l'm wearing her down." "Alex, before you go, please give some advice to Bianca and Gino." "They're our wizards in training." "Mmm." "Yep." "All right." "Look, guys, there's gonna be a lot of work ahead of you." "And it won't really be easy." "And one day, only one of you will get to become the family wizard, but until then, the most important thing to remember is," "have as much ridiculous fun with magic as you can." "(yelling in Italian)" "All right." "Guys, this has been a great trip, but there's no place like home." "Let's go." "Uh, hang on, Harper." "THERESA:" "What happened in here?" "The kitchen!" "My couch!" "JERRY:" "Alex!" "I think we should stay in Italy for a while." "MAN:" "Action!" "(laughing) You say, "Here we go."" "What?" "You say, "Oh, here we go."" "Oh." "MAN:" "Action!" "(laughing)" "MAN:" "Action!" "(laughing)" "MAN:" "Action!" "I still don't like the way we got here, but they're feeding us." "(laughing)" "(speaking gibberish)" "Your own personal drive-in?" "(laughing)" "What?" "What did I do?" "Come on, Dad. I, I... I spit popcorn. I'm sorry." "Okay." "I don't know how to say wee-zard... (laughing) I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, in Italy, inviting us to a Re-usso... (laughing)" "Russo." "I got an invitation in Italy for a Re-usso family reunion." "(laughing)" "A while ago, I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, in Italy... I got an invitation from my cousin, Carmela, in Italy, inviting us to a Re-usso... I'm not doing it!"