"(Speaks German)" "(Speaking German)" "(Guard speaks German)" "Welcome to Colditz!" "Forgive us for not coming down to the station to meet you." "We were unavoidably detained." "I'm Harry Tyler - late Oflag 9A." "Pat Reid." "This is McGill." "Black Watch." "Glad to know you." "Jimmy Winslow, also late Oflag 9A." " Hello." " Hello." "We're from Oflag 7C, via the Swiss frontier." "Oh, hard luck." "Well, we didn't even get that far." "We woke in a haystack outside Dresden with a pitchfork through our pants!" "I'll get a cigarette." "He got shot down over Abbeville the day he got engaged." "T ough luck." " How long have you been here?" " We got here late last night." "What is this place?" "Well, I wouldn't know beyond the fact that it's called Colditz." "Funny set-up, isn't it?" "What were all those faces at the windows?" "Poles, here since the fall of Poland." "Yes, we four are the only British here." "Obviously all the other camps are crowded out." "Oh, come off it, Harry." "Crowded out, my foot!" " We're here for something special." " Oh, shut up, Jimmy!" "Why should I?" "I don't like it." "These fellows have got to know sometime." "They might as well know now." "They took us out this morning, the two of us, and they marched us down the hill and stood us up against a rock, and they said, "Turn around", and there they were." "All standing in a row, their rifles pointing at our chests, just like a firing squad." "It was a joke." "Yes, a joke." "I nearly split my sides laughing." "We were taken out there for exercise." "That was this morning." "What about tomorrow?" "What about the morning when the joke isn't funny anymore?" "(Door handle turns)" "(Speaking Polish)" "Tyler, Captain, Brigade of Guards." "(Speaking Polish)" " Er..." "Reid." " McGill, Winslow." "(Speaking Polish)" "Parlez-vous Francais?" "Francais?" "Mais oui!" "Certainement!" "Et vous aussi?" "Oui, un peu." "(Speaks fluent French)" "Tres petit peu, i ndeed." "Pardon?" "Doesn 't somebody rou nd here speak English?" "(Polish accent) Yes, I speak English!" "I have stayed before the war in Nottingham." "Good egg." "Know the Black Boy?" "Please?" "No." "My aunt, she live in Nottingham." "She marry with a Nottinghamshire man." "The Black Boy?" "I'm sorry, but I don't know him." "Well, it's er..." "It's an inn." "Yes, you know, a hotel, cafe." "Ah, a pub!" "(Chuckles) No, alas." "My aunt, she does not crawl the pubs." "How many of you are there?" "One hundred twenty one." "Yes, and how many when you came?" " One hundred twenty one." " Well, that's a relief." " You mean the Germans haven't..." " Haven't eaten any of you?" "Eaten us?" "(Chuckles)" "What is it that you say in Nottingham?" "No bloody fear!" "(Speaking Polish)" "Er... how did you get in here?" "(Chuckles, speaks Polish)" " We walk!" " Well... through keyholes?" " What?" " Through locked..." "locked doors?" "Ah, locked doors, yes." "We open them!" "We open everything." "We open even bottles!" "(Exclaims in Polish)" "(Man outside speaks German)" "(Speaks Polish)" "Who is the senior?" "You, Hauptmann Tyler, have the longest been here." "There is too much noise." "Oh, I'm sorry, We were laughing." "Ah, laughing?" "Oh, I see, you have the British humour." "Well, Englishmen will laugh at anything." "But mostly they laugh at nothing." "Here you will not laugh for long." "Here you will remain until the war is won... by Germany." "There will be no escape, unless you wish to die." "Now you can laugh if you wish." "(Bell rings, guard shouts in German)" "(Guard shouts in German)" "(People shouting in German)" " All change for Piccadilly!" " What's the hurry?" "(Speaks German)" "(Speaks German)" "A lovely spot, Richard, old boy." "Reminds me of my early days at Caterham." "(Shouts in German)" "Look, don't shout, you self-inflated little man." "Oh, do shut up, Robin." "These jokers are not the chaps we've been used to." "(Speaks German)" "Our kit is in the front of the lorry, my dear chap." "You'd better fetch it." "It will make life much easier." "(Speaks German)" "Who's that old fool?" "I don't know." "He's got a nerve." " Is that the lot, Bates?" " Just one more, sir." "He's got a servant, too." " Colonel Richmond?" " Yes, that's me." "The Kommandant wishes to see you." "Will you please follow me?" " Now where's he going?" " Off to speak to Matron, I imagine." " What's his regiment, old boy?" " I don't know." " I bet it's NAAFl." " Come." " There's the kit, you ugly brute." " Good!" "(Knock on door)" "(Speaking German)" "Be seated, Colonel Richmond." "I prefer to stand." "Your journey has been trying, all the way from Spangeburg." "I'm afraid trains in any country are not at their best in wartime." " Cigarette?" " No, thanks." "Oh, I see." "You do not smoke." "Now, Colonel Richmond, let us talk as man to man." "If you insist." "As you no doubt will have guessed, I'm the Kommandant of Colditz Castle." "Colditz is a prisoner of war camp, recently set up to accommodate all those prisoners of war who, like yourself, have been so foolish as to try escaping from the various Oflags throughout the German Reich." "You have been blacklisted, all of you, as enemies of Germany." "And most of you no doubt would have been shot by now if Germany did not respect the Geneva Convention." "(Guard shouts in German)" "So, in here you will find Poles, and Dutch, and French, besides you British, all of whom have let themselves be bitten by this imbecile escaping bug." "I was a prisoner of war myself between 1 91 6 and 1 91 8, so I know what I'm talking of." "Near Edinburgh." " Do you know Edinburgh?" " Not well." " It is in Scotland." " So I believe." "All right, Colonel Richmond." "As senior among the British, I have sent for you to warn you that out of Colditz there will be no escaping." "The safety of your officers is in your hands." "The responsibility of those who guard you is in mine." "Let me emphasise it once more - the sole reward for trying to escape from Colditz will be death!" "I will repeat these comments tomorrow morning to all prisoners on parade." "(Kommandant speaks German)" "(lnterpreter) I wish it to be understood that from this camp there will be no escapes." "(Speaks German)" "You all came to this camp as a punishment, because you have made attempts, repeated and unsuccessful attempts... (Speaks German) ...to escape from other camps for prisoners of war." "It might interest you to know that in the 1 91 4-1 91 8 war in which I also had the honour to serve my country" "(Speaks German)" "This castle has been used as a prisoner of war camp." "(lnterpreter translates into French)" "From here there were no escapes!" "There will be no escapes in this war either." "(Speaks German)" "Hauptmann Priem and his security force are constantly amongst you and on the watch." "I warn you, he has had much experience in other camps." "(Speaks German)" "Attempting to escape is forbidden." "(lnterpreters translate into various languages)" "(Speaks German)" "Any officer attempting to escape will be shot." "(Speaking German)" " What's your name?" " Reid, sir." " Reid?" "Ah, yes." "And yours?" " McGill, sir." "You're both old boys, I think." "Tell me, what's it like in here?" "I don't know, sir." "We only came in last night." "We were picked up on the Swiss frontier." "Pity." "Still, it's goodbye to all that now, isn't it?" " Goodbye to all that, sir?" " You heard what the Kommandant said." "He said escaping is verboten, didn't he?" "Silly old woman." "Ought to be repatriated." "Who'd want him?" "I'll bet he lives in a bath chair in Cheltenham." ""He said escaping was verboten, didn't he?"" "I don't know what verboten means, do you?" "I haven't a clue." "(Guards speaking German)" "Hey." "Emperor Franz Joseph, ja?" "Yes... ja, ja." "(Tannoy) 'The British, the French at 1 1 : 1 5, 'the Dutch at 1 1 :30 'the Poles at 1 1 :45." "'Attention!" "'The following officer will attend a medical inspection 'reporting here at 1 4:50...'" "(Tannoy announcement continues)" "You see that manhole cover over there, half left?" "Yes." "It's bolted down." "Because Jerry doesn't want us to lift it up." "And I'll tell you why." "The funny thing about that dame was that she always threw you out about six." "Taxis don't exactly grow on trees in that district, do they?" "No. (Chuckles)" "I bet you under that manhole there might be some juicy drains leading somewhere." "What, outside the castle?" "Not a hope." "Still, it's worth a snoop, isn't it?" " OK, Pat, I'm with you." " Hmm, not now." "Tonight, eh?" "(Tannoy, in German)" "Sack." "(Tannoy) 'The German dentist will be available 'to give treatment on Wednesday the 1 7th." "'Any officer requiring treatment 'will hand his name to the adjutant of each contingent.'" "(Announcement is repeated in German)" "(Speaks German)" "All right, all right!" "Give me time." "It's dark in here!" "OK, room for one more." "Come on, come on, give it here." "What are you doing, Lieutenant McGill?" "Playing squirrels?" "(Chuckles)" "(Speaks German)" "What's up, Mac?" "Calls himself a stooge!" "Showed him up like a ruddy butler!" "That's worth ten days in solitary, I should think." "Oh, he won't go to solitary." "There's five to a cell, and a month's waiting list, I hear." "If we get caught tonight, we'll have to take our turn in the queue." " Unless we have a good stooge." " Hmm." "What about old Jeeves here?" "(Laughs)" "Off you go." "You've got four minutes before they come back." "(Roof tiles shattering)" "(Siren walls)" "(Guards shouting in German)" "(Gunshots)" "(Speaks French)" "(Guards shouting in German)" " (Speaks French)" " Blasted frogs!" "May I help you?" " My name's Reid." " Capitaine La Tour, enchante." "How do you do?" "Where can I find Captain Chambert?" "He is up before the Kommandant this morning, so I understand." " Serves him right." " Pardon?" "I said, "Serves him right." Silly basket!" "Kicking the roof down last night." "He ruined everything." "What did he ruin but your sleep?" "Look, we had something on last night." "Your precious Captain Chambert wrecked that and damn nearly got himself killed into the bargain." "I see." "I'm sorry." "But why do you blame le Capitaine Chambert?" "Well, he never told us what he was up to." " Did you tell him?" " No, but ours wasn't just a crazy idea." " That is a matter of opinion." " Well, that's my opinion." " And I hope you've nothing on tonight." " Perhaps." "Who knows?" "That is our affair, in my opinion." "There are others in the camp besides the British, Captain Reid." "You're telling me!" " (Knock on door)" " Come in." " Good morning, sir." " Yes, Reid?" "I'm fed up, sir." "Yes, so am I." "I collected these fellows yesterday on exercise." "I'm not quite sure if they're going to live." "You know we had something on last night?" "Yes, I did hear something going on." "Well, these blasted Frenchmen messed it up." "Indeed?" "How did they manage to do that?" " They had someone on the roof, sir." " What was he doing there?" "Escaping, sir... or trying to." "Oh... and what are you fed up about?" "Well, why couldn't he have warned us he was trying...?" " Did you warn him?" " What of, sir?" "Well, did you warn him you'd got something on?" "Well, of course not, sir." "Tell a lot of gabby Frenchmen...?" "Then you mustn't blame the French if they think that way, too." "Perhaps they need a stimulant." "I know I do." "Yes, sir." "Well, Pat?" "He says we should have warned them." "Anybody would think he was a ruddy foreigner." "Well, as far as I'm concerned he is." "Just stood there watering a pair of seedy looking daisies." " What do you mean, daisies?" " Look, Mac, Richmond's a wash-out." "We'll have to do without him." "Let's get the tunnel finished." "That's a good idea." "We'll try and get it finished by the end of the month." "OK." "All clear, Pat." " Right, chaps, all clear." " It's all right for some." " Aren't you happy in your work?" " Don't worry, it's your turn next." "What's the matter?" "You've only been down there a fortnight." "Thanks, boy." "If you were ordering dinner at the Savoy, now, tonight, what would you kick off with?" " Who's paying?" " I am." "Smoked salmon and a little caviar." "Egg mayonnaise." "Get 'em out of there quick!" "Give us a hand!" "You all right, Dick?" "Right." "Give us a hand." "Up you come!" " (Mac) Jimmy!" "Jim!" " Get out of it!" "Here, give us a hand here." "You all right, Jimmy?" " (Coughing)" " Up you come." "(Speaks Dutch)" "You British are saboteurs!" "We are one day away from freedom, and what do you do?" " You blow us up!" " Keep it quiet in there!" " Cover up quick." "Here come the goons." " Never mind about that." "We've had it." "Get out of it, boy!" "(Dog barks)" "Gentlemen!" "(Speaks German)" "This..." "This fat fool fell in on me!" " Tunnelling over us!" " Tunnelling over you!" "I like that!" "We have been there for two weeks." " Weeks?" "We've been here for months." " (Priem laughs)" "Nein!" "Two tunnels!" "You will forgive me, gentlemen, if I express myself strongly, but everything in this castle is in a darned awful mess." "And what depresses and surprises me most of all is the appalling lack of co-operation between us on this most important subject of escape." "There is no liaison." "That is where we're at fault." "That is why I have called this meeting tonight, to make a proposition to you, which I hope you will agree to." "I propose that each of us four senior officers appoint one of our officers to be escape officer." "His duties will be to consider any ideas and suggestions regarding any proposed escapes, and to liaise with his fellow escape officers with a view to avoiding any interference, intentional or unintentional, with any particular plan." "In order to achieve this eminent and desirable state of affairs, it will be necessary to have a continuous and frank exchange of information." "Anything less will be useless." "That is why I asked each of you to bring one of your officers to this meeting." "That is why I, myself, have brought along Captain Reid." " Now, Reid, do you accept the post?" " Yes, sir." "It's going to be hard work, hard going all the way." "Hard knocks." "No thanks from anyone." "No guarantee of anything, but constant and repeated failures." "Well, gentlemen, do you agree?" "Good." "We agree, sir." "Splendid." "And you, sir?" "I do not agree." "Oh." "Indeed?" "Why?" "If one of us thinks of a plan to escape, it is in our head alone." "Later, perhaps, we choose one, two, three companions whom we trust." "Now it is now in those two, three, four heads - no more." "But with your plan there are too many heads." "First, we have to tell our escaping officer..." "I am prepared to trust the officer you appoint to keep his mouth shut as unquestioningly as I trust Pat Reid." "Mais, mon Colonel." "One of my officers, he thinks of an escape, a plan so admirable, so ingenious, so perfect..." "If he did, I'd say "Good luck" to him." "But with your proposition..." "presto, the plan is no longer French." "It is Dutch, and Polish, and British too." "What happens then?" "The Dutch, the British, and the Poles, they take this plan," " so admirable, so ingenious, so..." " And steal it from the French?" "Ah, non, I did not say they steal it, but perhaps they borrow it, as one borrows une allumette, a match." "It is no use after it is struck." "I think so too." "All right." "I'm sorry, Pat." "There's only one thing for it." "Would you all agree to this?" "That no escaping officer be permitted to escape during his term of office?" "Ah, no, it is not possible." "Who would take the post?" "Pat, you have my full permission to resign." " I'll keep it, sir." " Well, gentlemen..." "(¢Ü Singing)" "Morning." "Give me the usual, Dickie, will you?" " Thanks." " When's the chocolate coming in?" "Just a moment." "I understand the French and the Poles have agreed to your plan." "That's right." "Well, Pat, please don't laugh." "I've been made the Dutch escaping officer." "Ha-ha!" "That's great." "That's great!" "When we've got all 1 50 of them out, we'll go out ourselves, eh?" "Be seeing you." "I hope the war will last that long!" "(Knock on door)" "Come in." "Good morning, Colonel." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Good morning, Pat." "Bad news?" "My daughter's guinea-pig." "It died." " Shame." " Oh, do you think so?" "My wife takes a different view." "She says..." "Let me see, where is it?" ""Sarah's Pop", my daughter's most undisciplined, "has died at last."" ""Thank goodness."" "There's something rather ruthless about women." "Poor old Pop." "He came from Harrods one snowy Christmas Eve." "And now he's gone to..." "Well, who knows?" "Now, about the canteen tunnel..." "It's been lying dormant far too long." "That sentry's slap on the place we were coming up to." " We've abandoned it." " Yes, I know." "It would be nice if we could get that sentry shifted." "We'd better ask the Kommandant." "He might do it for Christmas." "Assuming we could get the sentry shifted, would I right in thinking the tunnel could be opened up again?" "Well, it could, sir." "How much longer would it take you to finish it?" "Oh, another 1 2 hours without snags." "Then I suggest you start to work on it right away." "What about the sentry?" "Not a hope in hell of shifting him." "There's always hope, I hope, even in hell." "Well, I'll be...!" "Franz Joseph!" "I could be, when your make-up boys start work on me." " It seems a pity, doesn't it?" " What's that, sir?" "That we can't keep this in the family." "Well, there's got to be liaison between the allies, sir." "Yes, I know." "Who was the idiot who brought that up?" "Here he comes." "Dead on time, bless him." "(Speaks German)" "Voice production good." "Strength five." "(Speaks German)" " We'll need a copy of that dialogue." " I've got one, sir." "Good." "I'll have to understand it, even if the sentry doesn't." "How about that walk, sir?" "Can you manage it?" " Are you trying to be funny?" " No, sir." "Gentlemen, this plan cannot succeed unless that sentry's moved." "And we've got an idea for moving him." "It's this." "Meet Colonel Richmond, alias..." "Franz Joseph!" "Danke." "Now, gentlemen, the plan is this." "Colonel Richmond, together with one of our own men, disguised as a goon, will get out of the dentist's room window, march round the corner and relieve the sentry." "He will be told he's wanted in the guard house - bad news from home, or words to that effect." "I, myself, will be in the tunnel, at the exit, with the turf cut, ready to open up the moment I get the signal the sentry's gone." "When everybody's out, I shall replace the turf on my patent trap door, come back through the tunnel, replace the manhole, and then, er... then return to my quarters, damn it!" "Now, gentlemen, the members of the escape team " "Twelve is the maximum for safety in the time at our disposal." "We propose three British, three Dutch, three Poles and three French." "The escape will be set for Friday 1 0th." "The British will provide Franz Joseph and the sentry." "I promise you there will be a perfect likeness on the night." "(lndistinct chatter, bell chimes)" "(Speaking German)" "(¢Ü Military fanfare)" "(Speaking German)" "(Shouts in German)" "What do you think this is?" "A maternity home?" "What do you expect with all my escape kit on underneath?" " Do you want me to carry a suitcase?" " You could have done better than that." "If anyone comes too close, they'll nab the lot of you." "Oh, shut up!" "(Speaks German)" "Parade, attention!" "Dismiss!" "(Speaking Dutch)" " Come on, Pat, get a move on!" " Shhh!" "Coming this way." "Fifteen yards, ten, crossing the courtyard." "British dorm." "Coming this way." "Ten yards." "Five." "Hold it." "(Keys rattle, guards chatter and laugh)" "Well done, Pat." "There's nothing we can do now, except wait." " What's happening?" " It's Priem!" "Quiet!" "Going towards his office." "Right!" " Priem's gone into his office." " Oh, doesn't that twit ever go to sleep?" "There we are." "You look marvellous, absolutely wonderful." " You'd fool anybody, even me." " Shut up!" "Right, gentlemen, stand by!" "Five seconds." "Now!" "(Speaking German)" "Good God!" "It's going to work!" "Right!" "Right!" "Right!" "OK." "Get back!" "(Shouting)" "(Siren walls)" "(Gunshot)" "(Speaking German)" "It must be clearly understood that here in Colditz these ridiculous attempts will not be tolerated." "All of you will undergo one month of solitary confinement." "Dismiss!" "You, Colonel Richmond, will remain." "(Speaks German)" " Do you think Harry's bought it?" " Maybe." "(Speaks German)" "You call yourself a British officer?" "In Germany we would not tolerate an officer like you." "You are not fit to hold your rank." "Not only do you fail to keep control over your juniors - that I expect - but now you organise this criminal attempt and play the leading part yourself." "Have you no shame?" "Have you no conscience?" "No regrets about the officer who has been shot?" "Have you no heart?" "(Man) Telefon, Herr Kommandant." "(Speaks German)" "(Speaks German)" "(Speaking German)" "(¢Ü Sings)" " Yes, he knows his job all right." " He knows too much, if you ask me." "How could the Kommandant have found out about the tunnel?" "Hearsay." "Wrong!" "Someone informed." " You mean a spy?" " What the hell else would I mean?" "If there is an informer in this camp, he is not French." "Nor is he Polish." " What do you suggest he is, then?" " Shut up, Mac." "Aren't you forgetting a lot of people in this camp talk too much?" " Yes, but listen, Pat, it's all..." " And that goes for you too!" "You're still in check, old chap." " Good morning, Herr Colonel." " Yes, what do you want?" "Herr Hauptmann Tyler..." "is out of danger." "He has pain, but it is little." " Thank you." " It has been a pleasure." "Thank you, Hauptmann Priem." "But your friend Franz Joseph - that was a very funny idea." "(Laughs)" "Good morning, Colonel." "(Mac) I'm through with tunnels dug by kind permission of the Kommandant!" "(La Tour) Oui, d'accord." "(Mac) I'm also through with being an escaping officer." "(Man) Can't take it, eh?" "(La T our) He's right." "I do not want any more co-operation." "Anyone may be an informer." "You, or you, or you!" "(Mac) Say that again, I'll knock your block off!" "(Man) Life's going to be great!" "(Speaks German)" "Attention!" "(Speaks German)" "The Captain wishes to know how the officers got into the canteen." "Don't quote me but it wouldn't surprise me if they came through the door." "(Speaking German)" "The Captain says the door was locked." "Have you ever read "Alice In Wonderland"?" "(Speaks German)" "The Captain asks why you ask him that." "Because Alice got through small doors and keyholes by eating something which made her smaller." "(Speaks German)" "Come on!" "Scrag him, Peter." "Come on!" "Oh, wake up!" " Oh, hello, sir!" " Hello, Harry." "How's the wound?" " Oh, much better, thank you, sir." " Grand." " How was solitary?" " Great fun." "I feel as if I've just come back to college after measles in the sanatorium." " Don't the other boys look horrible?" " There's a new intake." "Yes, so I see." "A good lot?" "They seem all right." "They've all tried at least twice." "Well, I'll have to catch up on my work." "What's going on?" "Well, the Poles have tried another tunnel." "Silly fellows." "The informer get them?" " Either he or the sound detectors." " Sound detectors?" "What with spies and sound detectors, seems escaping really is verboten." "Oh, sir, that's defeatist talk." "(Speaking French)" "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pat?" " Yes, sir." "Do you think it's on?" " It's worth a try." "Find Jimmy." "He's the smallest." "Harry, you lay on those crazy guardsmen." " Jump to it!" " Right, sir!" "Dick, get La Tour quick." "We've got a blitz on." "Right." "Jimmy, jump to it." "You're going out." " Where to?" " Switzerland, you clot!" "Give Harry a nod." "He's in the courtyard." "Get an escape pack ready." "Switzerland." "I'm on my way." "How?" "You'll find out." "Right, Peter." "Left, right, left, right, left..." "Battalion, turn!" " Battalion number..." " Two!" " And you are number..." " Two!" "Get an estimate for your haircut." "Move to the left." "In threes!" "Left turn." "By the right." "Slow march!" "Left, right, left, right..." "About turn." "Up... up... up..." "Hold your head up." "About turn!" "Up... up... up... (Speaking French)" " What do they say?" " Don't worry." "(Speaking French)" " What are they saying?" " Nothing, nothing." "They will do it." "(Speaking French)" "Why can't they make up their minds?" " Look, will they or won't they?" " They will do it." "(Speaking French)" "For the love of Mike, what's happening?" "(Speaking French)" "Right!" "(Pat) Let Harry know we're coming." "(Speaking French)" "Quiet!" "Silence!" "Shh!" "(Officer shouts command)" "Shh, quiet!" "(Officer) And... up... up... up..." " Put it down." "Put it down!" " (Officer) By the right... slow march." "Left... right..." "left... right..." "left..." "Right... turn." "Left... right..." "left... right..." "Mark... time!" "Left... right..." "left... right... (Chuckling)" "Get your knees up!" "Up... up... up... up... up..." "Higher!" "Come on, get 'em up, now!" "Left... right..." "left... right..." "left..." "Lift your knees up." "Left..." "left..." "Battalion present, sir." "Would you like to carry on?" " Thank you, Captain Tyler." " Thank you, sir." "(Straining)" "(Speaks German)" "They're the guards." "No soldier in the world can drill like the guards." "Battalion... halt!" "Turn to the left and fall out in quick time!" "Dismiss!" "(Clapping)" "I'm astounded it came off." "I never thought it would." "It would be nice if Jimmy wasn't missed for a couple of days." " That's been taken care of, sir." " Good." "Do you feel strong enough to sample one of Captain Tyler's drinks?" " Not half, sir!" " Good." "(Counts in German)" "(Speaks German)" "(Speaks German)" "Special announcement." "(Speaks French)" "(Speaks German)" "Special privileges will be granted to any prisoner volunteering to work for the internal economy of the German Reich." "(Jeering)" "(Speaks German)" "Parade... dismiss!" "(Officer gives order in German)" "(Speaks German)" "(Dogs bark)" "(Shouts orders)" "(Speaks German)" "Yesterday an attempt at escape was made by a Dutch officer while on exercise." "(Speaks German)" "(lnterpreter) This attempt was prevented by the vigilance of those who are your guards." "(Kommandant speaks German)" "(lnterpreter) And, due to their forbearance, the attempt did not result in tragedy." "(Kommandant speaks German)" "(lnterpreter) But I warn you, that may not always be the case." "(Speaks French)" "In order to discourage any further foolish efforts of this nature... (Speaks German)" "(lnterpreter)..." "I have decided to withdraw certain privileges from you." "(Speaks German)" " (Speaks German)" " Special announcement." "(Speaks German)" "Special privileges will be granted to any prisoner volunteering to work for the internal economy of the German Reich." "(Jeering)" "Un moment!" "(Speaks French)" "(Translates into German)" "(Speaks German)" "(Speaking French)" "He says he'd rather work for 20 Germans than one Frenchman." "(lnterpreter speaks German)" " (Speaks German)" " Occupation?" " (Speaks French) - (Laughing)" " What did he say?" " He says he's an undertaker." "(Speaks French)" "(Laughing, whistling)" "(Speaks German)" "(Shouts orders in German)" "Parade... dismiss!" " Did you see the Kommandant laugh?" " Yes, I did." "Bad for my morale." "Colonel, could I have a word with you?" "Good morning, Vandy." "Certainly." " Shall we become less conspicuous?" " Mm-hmm." "One would have thought La Tour had had enough of solitary by now." "La Tour is French." "That's no reason for behaving like a lunatic." "Colonel, any news of Jimmy?" " Nothing yet, thank God." " Thank God." "Every day without news raises my morale." " I have some other news." " Good news, I hope." " The informer is caught." " What?" " Who?" " I cannot yet find out." "I only know he's a Pole." "It was not the dogs that gave away my friend yesterday." "It was he." "He gave a signal to the guards just as we were marching back." "The dirty spy!" "Colonel, your country's not occupied by the Germans like Poland and Holland." "What difference does that make?" "In Poland and Holland we have families." "The Germans are well aware of the fact." "And so?" "It seems this Polish officer was in Leipzig hospital, ill, just before he came here." "The Germans were very kind." "They arranged for a visit from his wife and family." "When he got better, they sent him here." "Work for us or we liquidate your family?" "That's it." "The Germans were very kind." "Was that the Kommandant's idea?" "No, the Gestapo." "They are the kindest of the lot." "Well, thank God for the English Channel." " Sorry, Vandy." " That's all right." "Do not pass this on." "It's none of our business." "The Poles court-martial him tonight." "(Speaks Polish)" "Anyway, I deny all knowledge of this affair." "Nevertheless, it is a fact." "Maybe so or not." "In any case I can do nothing about it." "The prisoners' lives are your responsibility." "Certainly." "Then we think it better, Herr Kommandant, that you have the prisoner transferred at once." "Impossible!" "You cannot come in here dictating orders to me." "You realise the prisoner of whom we speak has been condemned to death?" "Condemned to death?" "By whom?" "His own people." "The sentence will be carried out tonight." "Lieutenant Karski will be transferred forthwith." "Thank you, sir." "The old man was really quite amiable." "All the same, I wouldn't spread it around, Pat." "Now you're on such intimate terms with the Kommandant, sir, do you think you could arrange a transfer for me?" " Where to?" " England, sir." "I suppose it could be arranged." "There are one or two I'd rather get rid of first, though." "For instance that gentleman who plays the mouth organ outside my window." "I've no objection..." "Of all the things I didn't want to see." "Fourteen days on the run." "He must have damn nearly made it." " Sorry to see you back, Jimmy." " Yeah!" " It was bad luck." " Bad luck nothing!" "It's all right getting out of here if you can." "That's a piece of cake." "Once the alarm's sounded it's not so funny." "Home guards under every bush, patrols on every road." "Your only hope's a train." "When you get within striking distance of the frontier it's not funny either." "Check points on every station, damned inquisitive sentries." "The whole thing's useless, if you ask me." "Oh, well, now you've told me, now I know." "What are you in solitary for?" "Goon-baiting." "I upset the Kommandant." "Well, that's a waste of time too." "It gets you nowhere." "Perhaps not." "Or again, perhaps." "(Speaks French)" "Halt!" "(Shouts in French)" "(Gunshot)" "(Gunshot)" "Run!" "Run, man, run!" "Run, don't stop." "Oh, run." "Run, you crazy mad Frenchman, run!" "Don't stop!" "Run!" "He's done it!" "You did it!" "You did it!" "We've do something with the British, Pat." "Morale's gone to hell, and no wonder." "Jimmy Winslow coming back with his tail between his legs and that blasted Frenchman making Colditz look as lethal as a baby's play pen." "Do you realise we're the laughing stock of the camp?" "The Germans are saying that life in England's so awful we prefer to stay on in Germany." "We need ideas." "It isn't good enough to stuff one wretched little fellow into a palliasse as a prelude to a month's solitary confinement." "We get ideas all right." "We get a dozen every day." "The trouble is they just aren't the right ones." "It strikes me that an escaping officer's main job is turning down crazy schemes cooked up by fellows halfway round the bend." " (Knock at the door)" " Who the devil's that?" "Come in." " Sorry, sir." " (Richmond) Come in." " What can I do for you?" " I wanted a word with you." " But if you're busy, it'll keep." " That's all right." " See you later, Pat." " Right, sir." "You haven't got an escape on, have you, sir?" "No, I wish we had." "Well, what's the trouble?" " I've got a wonderful idea, sir." " I see." " What about?" " For an escape." "Can't fail." "None of them can until they do." " Have you told Pat?" " No, sir." "Why not?" "Well, that's what I came to see you about, sir." "I want to take Pat with me." "As long as he's escaping officer I can't." "I see." " And you want to know if I'll relieve him?" " Yes, sir." "Well, why not?" "Damn it, it's not escape officers we're short of, it's ideas." "Now, run along and tell Pat all about it." "If he approves, I'll let him go." "Thank you, sir." "And if you've got room for another one, we'll look for a new SBO." "No?" "All right, I'll stay behind." "I'm far too old if it's acrobatics..." "if it is acrobatics." "If it isn't, it doesn't stand a hope." " Seen Pat Reid anywhere?" " He's round the back." "Thanks." "(Whistling)" "Pat, I've got a wonderful idea." "Well, I guessed that much." "Don't bother to tell me." "I'm only the escape officer." "I only went to see the old man to ask if I could take you with me." " Some hope." " Well, he said yes." "Just what I thought he'd say..." " What?" " Provided you approved." "Did he now?" "Right..." " Grab that pot and paint a cloud on that." " What sort of a cloud?" "A thunder cloud." "It's Ascot week." "All right, spill the beans." "We go out dressed as two German officers." " Kesselring and Rommel?" " Oh, don't be an arse." "What do we do then?" "Grow wings?" "No, we go out through the gates, old man." "You're out of your mind!" "Every half-wit in this camp has cooked that gimmick up." "Some of them have even tried it." "And every single one of them has been given first prize for it being the most senseless, stupid, idiotic scheme that ever came out of a backward chicken's skull." " Let me get a word in edgeways..." " Oh, raising my hopes and coming out with that dead haddock!" " My idea's different." "It's simple." " Hmm, it's in character." "Listen, Pat." "I know the idea's got a beard." "I know it's been tried here and in other camps and failed." "But I know why." "The chaps dressed as German officers have come from places that make them look suspicious." "It's not faulty uniforms." "It's not language difficulties that's got them caught before." "It's coming on the Jerry sentries from the wrong direction." "One's got to come from somewhere normal, somewhere where a German officer would come from." " Why not try their mess?" " That's it." "That's my idea." " I'll show you what I mean." " Are you feeling all right?" "It will have to be done at night." "The uniforms will stand up to it better." "And just after the sentry's come on duty." "Then he won't know how many Herrenvolk are in there swilling Pilsner." "Best time will be about nine o'clock." "When they're going back to their billets in the village." "That's it." "Ruddy regimental type!" "Well, Pat, what about it?" "Well, I'll buy that end of it." "But just one minor detail." "How do we get there?" " Easy." "From here." " From here?" "Listen Pat." "The German mess is on the first floor here." "The floor above that is used as officers' quarters." "The floor above that isn't used at all." "And the floor above that is the theatre, this theatre." "That means that from the disused store room under here there's bound to be a staircase leading past the mess right down to that slice of strength through joy standing over there." "Pat, do you realise that if we could look under this stage three floors down we'd see a lot of little Jerry subalterns, all reading "La Vie Parisienne"?" "Well, Pat?" "All clear. (Whistles)" "Right." "All clear." "That's the third Dick's knocked off this month." "Right, Mac." "Down you go, Pat." "Robin, we'll take you and Richard next." "My wife's gone to the West lndies." "Your wife's gone to the West lndies?" " That's right." " Jamaica?" "No, she went of her own accord." "Oh, I'm all for the old classics." "Thank heaven I shan't be here to hear the rest of it." "(Man) Look out!" "Priem and his ferrets!" " I wouldn't count on that." " We'd better go from the beginning." " All right, you start." " You'll hear us, Mac." " My wife's gone to the West lndies." " Really?" " Your wife's gone to the West lndies?" " That's right." "Er..." "Jamaica?" "No, she went of her own accord." "Do you think that's funny, Hauptmann Priem?" " Germans have no sense of humour." " You're lucky." "You are acting in the concert, Lieutenant?" " No." " Ach, no." "I have been thinking it would be hard to find a role to fit you." "Have you now?" "What part are you playing in these activities?" " Oh, I'm prompter, scene shifter." " Ah, that I understand." "It's a fine stage, well built." "Most solid." "This is our first scene." "Ascot Racecourse." " You know, horses and all that." " Mm-hmm." "And after that we move to Paris, to a salon in the Montmartre district," "lots of floozies and Mademoiselle from Armentieres." "(Priem laughs)" "Oh, it's filthy down there." " Your uniform will get in an awful mess." " You are so thoughtful." "If it is filthy, I will have it cleaned for you." "(Speaks German)" "You are right, there is much dirt." " Good morning, gentlemen." " Good morning." "Right!" "For Pete's sake, come on out." "I've just had kittens." " What's the matter?" " Priem's been here." "Tough customer." " How are things going, Pat?" " First class, sir." "Good." "When do you hope to be ready?" " Three days' time." "Night of the concert." " Is that planned or a coincidence?" "We thought the racket in the theatre might cover us." "Good idea." " How are the uniforms?" " The best we've ever made, sir." "The trouble is, when Mac tried his own, it couldn't take it." " I'm not surprised." " But we're having it let out." "Can't blame the tailors." "He's outsize." "You're telling me!" "Look at him now." "Who was it said our ancestors were apes?" "Come on, let's get on with the game." "Why does he have to draw attention to himself?" "I'd like to see him when he's finished playing." "Send him up, will you, please, Pat?" "Come on, Mac, let him have it!" " (Knocking)" " Come in!" "Oh, come in, Mac." "I've just been going over the details with Pat Reid." "It seems that everything is coming along splendidly." "Yes, sir." " Uniforms..." "How are they getting on?" " Oh, all right, sir." "There was a bit of a flap yesterday." "The Jerrys confiscated my cap." " It was the only thing that fitted." " I see." "Much trouble with the rest of the uniform?" "Oh, no, sir." "Lots of letting out." "You know, that sort of thing." "You're going out with Pat, Jimmy and the Dutchman." "What's his name?" "Lutyens, isn't it?" "Yes, sir, we're going to be chatting about his girlfriend in Hamburg." "We've got it all rehearsed." " You're going to be chatting?" " No, sir." "Lutyens is." "We're going to be nodding and listening." "I see." "Look, Mac, you're not popular in here, you know." "Or don't you know?" "You can't expect me to get along with everybody." "No, no." "I mean among the Germans." "Oh, the Germans." "No, of course not." "I hate their guts, and they hate mine." " Yes, that's the trouble." " I'll get by, sir." "You say you'll get by." "I say you won't." "I'd even go so far as this." "You won't even get by the sentry at the bottom of the steps." "There isn't a German officer in Colditz near your height." "The other fellows seem quite happy." " How do you know?" " If they weren't they'd have said so." "No, Mac, they wouldn't." "It's your idea, and they're your guests." "It's up to them to make the best of it, whatever the shortcomings, because you thought of it." "I'm an interfering old fool, Mac, but what I see is this." "It's a damn good idea doomed to failure because the chap who thought of it has grown up too high." "I'm sorry, Mac." "What you're telling me is to stand down." "I'm not telling you." "I'm asking you to think about it." "I'm damned if I'll stand down!" "If one of the sentries recognises me, it's too bad for him." "And you." "And anyone escaping with you." "Don't forget that, Mac." "It would be a pity if a good idea like this was messed up at the first attempt and other people couldn't use it afterwards." "Oh, to hell with afterwards!" "It's my idea." "Yes, it's your idea, but I think mine's a better one." "Glad you joined?" " What's the matter?" " Hmm?" "What?" "Oh, nothing, Pat." "It's going to work, you clot." " I feel it in my bones." " Good." "Grand." " What's the matter, Mac?" " Oh, confound it!" "Nothing." "Can't a fellow get some rest?" "Oh, sorry, Pat." "It's this bed." "It's too short, or I'm too long." "Come on, chaps, pipe down." "Let's get some sleep." "Hello, Mac." " What's the matter with him?" " Colditz blues, I should think." "Oh, that." "I shall get them too, if we don't win this game." " Come on, lads." " Come on, Pat, pass it!" "(Whistle blows)" "Halt!" "Halt!" "(Shouts order in German)" " Don't move!" " Stay where you are!" " Stay where you are!" " Don't move, Mac, stay there." "(Gunshot)" "(Gunshot)" "(Gunshot)" "It's unbelievable." "I had to stand there and watch it." "Three days..." " Leave it, Bert." " Right, sir." "Three days before the take-off." "Everything set, then he had to kill himself." "It's too damned silly to be true." "I simply can't believe it." "So he never told you?" "Told me what?" "That he was standing down." "Mac standing down?" "I don't believe it." "It's true, Pat." "He wasn't going with you." "He never said so." "We were talking in the dormitory last night." "He'd have told me!" "Pat, he wasn't going with you." "He was giving up his place." "You've got my word for it." "But how can you expect me...?" "I mean, sir, Mac!" "He'd never have thought of standing down." "He didn't think of it." "I did." "What?" "As you know, I had him in here after stoolball yesterday." "We had a talk." "I did the talking mostly." "I was very unpleasant to him." "I told him straight that he was too big and every sentry in the camp was gunning for him, that he hadn't a hope of getting past the guards, and he agreed." "I recommended him to think of standing down." "There the discussion ended." "And his life as well." "The fact that he was dead hadn't escaped me, Pat." "That sentry didn't kill him." "Watch your tongue." "Remember who you're talking to or get out." "We knew he was too big, but it was his idea." "We were prepared to take the risk." "I wasn't though, you muddle-headed idiot." "Why can't you understand I'm not an individual like you, free to act according to my own desires." "I'm a senior British officer." "I wish I wasn't, but I am." "As such my unfortunate responsibility is to see that British officers in here don't act like fools and lose their lives by doing so." "By taking Mac with you we might have lost half a dozen lives, not one." "The man who thought of it." "Do you think I did it for a lark?" "Do you think I like the job?" "Do you think I wanted Mac to pack it in?" "I did it just because this plan cannot afford to fail." "Less than ever now that he's dead." "Morale was low enough before." "It's at rock bottom now." "But if this plan can work, then we can use it time and time again." "It's got to work and you're the man who's got to make it work." "Me?" "If you think I'm having anything to do with it..." "You're going, Pat." "And you're taking Harry Taylor out with you in place of Mac." "I'm not going." "Cold feet?" "Afraid the guards are getting trigger happy?" " No!" " What then?" "It's Mac." "Yes, Mac." "Hold on to him, his plan." "It's a damn good plan." "A foolproof plan." "A plan he indirectly gave his life for." "And a plan you're going to scrap." "Do it for him." "And do one thing for me, succeed." "Then what I did is justified." "But if you fail..." "Don't fail." "(Whispering) Right, come on." "Keep together." "Try not to look like an escaping party." "(Chatter)" "All clear." "Can you see Priem anywhere?" "No." "I don't trust that man, except when I can see him." "Here's the Kommandant." "Your seat's down the front." "(¢Ü Orchestra tuning up)" " Programme, sir?" " Thank you." "Chocolates in the interval for Madam?" " Danke." " Your hat, sir." "(Speaks German)" "(Laughing)" "(¢Ü Music plays)" "You will interpret for me when the humour is profound?" "¢Ü I belong to Colditz, dear old Colditz Schloss" "¢Ü There's nothing the matter with Colditz if someone's discovered lost" "¢Ü It's only a dirty old prison camp" "¢Ü As the Kommandant knows quite well" "¢Ü If I get to the coast I will post you a letter" "¢Ü And Colditz can go to hell" "¢Ü La-la, la-la-la-la" "¢Ü I belong to Colditz" "¢Ü Dear old Colditz Schloss" "¢Ü There's nothing the matter with Colditz if someone's discovered lost" "¢Ü It's only a dirty old prison camp" "¢Ü As the Kommandant knows quite well" "¢Ü If I got to the coast, I will post you a letter" "¢Ü And Colditz can go to hell" "¢Ü La-la, la-la-la-la" "¢Ü I belong to Colditz" "¢Ü Dear old Oflag One" "¢Ü There's nothing the matter with Colditz" "¢Ü If you make a clean home run" "¢Ü It's only a dirty old prison camp" "¢Ü As the Kommandant here can see" "¢Ü But a little disorder" "¢Ü Then over the border" "¢Ü And Colditz belongs to me" "(Audience cheers, applauds)" " (Speaks Dutch)" " We don't want to see you back here." "Get home in one piece!" "Goodbye." "(¢Ü Singing)" "Right." "Come on." "(Officers speak German)" "(Speaking German)" "This is it, Lutyens." "Your girl from Hamburg, quick." "(Speaking German)" "(Door being locked)" "¢Ü Underneath the arches" "¢Ü I dream my dreams away" "¢Ü Underneath the arches" "¢Ü On cobblestones I lay..." "Do you know how to make a Venetian blind?" "I haven't the remotest idea." "How do you make a Venetian blind?" " Simple." " Really?" "Poke his eyes out." "¢Ü Happy when the daylight" "¢Ü Comes creeping" "¢Ü Heralding the dawn" "¢Ü Sleeping when it's raining..." " What's that on your shoulder?" " This?" " Yes." " It's a Greek urn." "What's a Greek urn?" "Oh, I don't know." "About 30 bob a week, I think." "¢Ü Trains rattling by above" "¢Ü Pavement is my pillow..." " My wife's gone to the West lndies." " The West lndies?" " That's right." " Jamaica?" "No, she went of her own accord." "¢Ü Underneath the arches" "¢Ü I dream my dreams away ¢Ü" "(Speaking German)" "(Continues in German)" "If he comes in here I'll brain him!" "Look out!" "Duck down!" "(Man speaks German)" "(Speaks German)" "(Shouting marching orders in German)" "(Siren walls)" "(Shouting in German)" "(Siren stops)" "(Speaks German)" "Naughty!" "(Shouts in German)" "Come on, Agatha, old girl." "Bed for you!" "(Shouting in German)" "(Whistle blows)" "(Alarm bell rings)" "(Officer shouts orders in German)" "(lnterpreter) All British in the courtyard for appel!" "(Man) Oh, not again." "(lnterpreter) All British in the courtyard immediately for appel." "(Speaking German)" "(Shouts in German)" "Unless there is immediate silence I will give the order to open fire!" "(¢Ü Singing and shouting)" "I warn you, I will give the order to open fire." "(¢Ü Singing and whistling )" "I warn you, I will give the order to open fire." "Fire!" "(Shouts in German)" "Who gave the order to open fire?" "Don't do that, Harry." "It only aggravates the Germans." "I'm sorry, sir." "(Speaks German)" " I beg your pardon?" " (Speaks German)" "The interpreter, please." "Interpreter." "(Speaks German)" "(¢Ü Singing)" "Quiet down there." "I'm trying to get some sleep." "(Laughter)" " What extraordinary behaviour!" " (Shouts in German)" "(Speaks German)" "Colonel, call your men to order or there will be bloodshed." "(¢Ü Singing continues)" "If you please, Colonel." "Parade!" "(¢Ü Singing stops)" "Parade, attention!" "Be so kind as to ask your men to return to their quarters immediately." "Parade." "Stand at ease." "Before I call on you to return to your quarters," "I have a piece of news for you, gentlemen." "A postcard from two aunts of mine." "I had intended to keep it until the morning, but now that we find ourselves gathered together, this seems as good an opportunity as any to give it to you." ""Dearest Guy," ""we are both very well and enjoying the refreshing Swiss air." ""How we wish you could be with us." ""Your loving aunts, Gert and Daisy."" "They are perhaps better known to you as Pat Reid and Jimmy Winslow." "(Cheering)" "Parade." "They have made our first home run." "I have a feeling that it won't be the last." "Good night and thank you." "Carry on, please, Lieutenant Cartwright." "Good night, sir." "Parade." "Attention!" "Dismiss." "(Whistle blows)" "(Man speaks French)"