"♪ (message alerts)" "♪ ♪I haveadatedate date ♪ ♪ With a cute guy guy guy ♪" "♪I haveadatedate date ♪ ♪ With a cute guy guy guy ♪ ♪ Who owns a car car car ♪" "♪ With a cute guy guy guy ♪ ♪ Who owns a car car car ♪ ♪ Wears closed-toed" "♪ Who owns a car car car ♪ ♪ Wears closed-toed shoes shoes shoes ♪" "♪ Wears closed-toed shoes shoes shoes ♪ (mouth full) ♪ Gotta get clean shoes shoes shoes ♪ (mouth full) ♪ Gotta get clean clean clean ♪" "(mouth full) ♪ Gotta get clean clean clean ♪ (spits) clean clean ♪ (spits) Aah!" "(spits) Aah!" "Oh,mouthwash,history's" "Aah!" "Oh,mouthwash,history's mintiest marketing trick." "Oh,mouthwash,history's mintiest marketing trick." "Whatareyoudoinghere , mintiest marketing trick." "Whatareyoudoinghere , Adam?" "Whatareyoudoinghere , Adam?" "Sorry,I toldhimhecould" "Adam?" "Sorry,I toldhimhecould use our shower." "Sorry,I toldhimhecould use our shower." "His water isn't working." "use our shower." "His water isn't working." "Nota drop,don'tknowwhy." "His water isn't working." "Nota drop,don'tknowwhy." "(laughs) Hi there." "Nota drop,don'tknowwhy." "(laughs) Hi there." "Anyways,I gottarun." "(laughs) Hi there." "Anyways,I gottarun." "I'm going to watch a UFC fight," "Anyways,I gottarun." "I'm going to watch a UFC fight, so... you won't even know" "I'm going to watch a UFC fight, so... you won't even know he's here... unless he decides so... you won't even know he's here... unless he decides to teach you something" "he's here... unless he decides to teach you something for half an hour." "to teach you something for half an hour." "Okay, bye!" "for half an hour." "Okay, bye!" "Seeyouat my NPRlistening" "Okay, bye!" "Seeyouat my NPRlistening party Friday!" "Seeyouat my NPRlistening party Friday!" "Notcoming!" "Bye!" "party Friday!" "Notcoming!" "Bye!" "(sighsloudly)" "Notcoming!" "Bye!" "(sighsloudly) Fine, you can shower here" "(sighsloudly) Fine, you can shower here quickly, after I finish getting" "Fine, you can shower here quickly, after I finish getting ready for my date." "quickly, after I finish getting ready for my date." "Noproblem." "ready for my date." "Noproblem." "I'm happy to wait." "Noproblem." "I'm happy to wait." "Oh, you want me to wait outside" "I'm happy to wait." "Oh, you want me to wait outside the bathroom." "Oh, you want me to wait outside the bathroom." "That does make more sense." "the bathroom." "That does make more sense." "(chuckles)" "That does make more sense." "(chuckles) Oh." "(chuckles) Oh." "The knob came off in my hand." "Oh." "The knob came off in my hand." "I guess we're stuck in here." "The knob came off in my hand." "I guess we're stuck in here." "Oh, what a comical" "I guess we're stuck in here." "Oh, what a comical '90s sitcom-style mishap." "Oh, what a comical '90s sitcom-style mishap." "Oh!" "Now we can bond and learn '90s sitcom-style mishap." "Oh!" "Now we can bond and learn things about each other." "Oh!" "Now we can bond and learn things about each other." "And learn about how your things about each other." "And learn about how your bathroom cabinet is" "And learn about how your bathroom cabinet is full of lies." "bathroom cabinet is full of lies." "This-- full of lies." "This-- Don'tyoudare!" "This-- Don'tyoudare!" "is" AdamRuinsEverything."" "Don'tyoudare!" "is" AdamRuinsEverything." (sobs)" "is" AdamRuinsEverything." (sobs) ♪" "(sobs) ♪ (crackling)" "♪ (crackling) (ding-ding)" "(crackling) (ding-ding) ♪" "Closed Captions Provided by truTV" "(rattling and banging) Iamnotstayinginhere with you." "Iamnotstayinginhere with you." "Use your TV powers with you." "Use your TV powers to get us out." "Use your TV powers to get us out." "Sorry,I tookan oathtoonly  to get us out." "Sorry,I tookan oathtoonly  use them for learning." "Sorry,I tookan oathtoonly  use them for learning." "Speaking of which, did you know use them for learning." "Speaking of which, did you know you just washed your mouth with" "Speaking of which, did you know you just washed your mouth with floor cleaner?" "you just washed your mouth with floor cleaner?" "Uh,no." "floor cleaner?" "Uh,no." "It's mouthwash." "See?" "Uh,no." "It's mouthwash." "See?" "Yeah,butahundredyears" "It's mouthwash." "See?" "Yeah,butahundredyears ago, Listerine was used and" "Yeah,butahundredyears ago, Listerine was used and marketed as a generic ago, Listerine was used and marketed as a generic household cleaning fluid." "marketed as a generic household cleaning fluid." "Aah!" "household cleaning fluid." "Aah!" "GoodoldListerine,my" "Aah!" "GoodoldListerine,my favorite household antiseptic." "GoodoldListerine,my favorite household antiseptic." "I use it to wash my feet, favorite household antiseptic." "I use it to wash my feet, clean my floors," "I use it to wash my feet, clean my floors, and heck, maybe it'll even clean my floors, and heck, maybe it'll even clear up my gonorrhea!" "Ice cream social, here I come!" "Itwasn'tuntilthe 1920s that Listerine started marketing" "Itwasn'tuntilthe 1920s that Listerine started marketing itself as a way to prevent that Listerine started marketing itself as a way to prevent bad breath." "itself as a way to prevent bad breath." "There was just one problem, bad breath." "There was just one problem, though." "There was just one problem, though." "(knocking at door) though." "(knocking at door) Madam,doyouhave" "(knocking at door) Madam,doyouhave bad breath?" "Madam,doyouhave bad breath?" "No!" "bad breath?" "No!" "♪" "No!" "♪ (tap dancing)" "♪ (tap dancing) Mostpeoplethoughttheir" "(tap dancing) Mostpeoplethoughttheir breath smelled fine already." "Mostpeoplethoughttheir breath smelled fine already." "(phone vibrating) breath smelled fine already." "(phone vibrating) Matt!" "Oh!" "(phone vibrating) Matt!" "Oh!" "(sobbing)" "Matt!" "Oh!" "(sobbing) Exactly!" "Oh...!" "(sobbing) Exactly!" "Oh...!" "So frustrating for" "Exactly!" "Oh...!" "So frustrating for Listerine, right?" "So frustrating for Listerine, right?" "So they devised a plan." "Listerine, right?" "So they devised a plan." "They dug up an obscure Latin" "So they devised a plan." "They dug up an obscure Latin word and told people it was a" "They dug up an obscure Latin word and told people it was a disease they could have without word and told people it was a disease they could have without even knowing it." "disease they could have without even knowing it." "(knocking at door)" "Excuseme,madam." "Do you suffer from... halitosis?" "Do you suffer from... halitosis?" "Hotsy-totsy!" "Hotsy-totsy!" "I don't know, what's" "I don't know, what's hally-tosis?" "hally-tosis?" "Why,it'sLatinfor "icky" "Why,it'sLatinfor "icky disease for rubes."" "You could have it and be none the wiser, and if you do, everyone secretly hates you." "the wiser, and if you do, everyone secretly hates you." "(gasps) everyone secretly hates you." "(gasps) That's my greatest fear!" "(gasps) That's my greatest fear!" "(tap dancing)" "That's my greatest fear!" "(tap dancing) ♪" "(tap dancing) ♪ Whatthe...?" "♪ Whatthe...?" "So you're saying Listerine" "Whatthe...?" "So you're saying Listerine coined the term halitosis?" "So you're saying Listerine coined the term halitosis?" "Oh,no,I'mnot sayingthat ." "coined the term halitosis?" "Oh,no,I'mnot sayingthat ." "Listerine is." "Oh,no,I'mnot sayingthat ." "Listerine is." "On their own website, they say" "Listerine is." "On their own website, they say Listerine coined the term" "On their own website, they say Listerine coined the term halitosis." "Listerine coined the term halitosis." "Listerine went on to cruelly halitosis." "Listerine went on to cruelly exploit our insecurities" "Listerine went on to cruelly exploit our insecurities for decades." "exploit our insecurities for decades." "Check out this real Listerine ad for decades." "Check out this real Listerine ad from back then." "Check out this real Listerine ad from back then." "Areyouunpopular from back then." "Areyouunpopular with your own children?" "Areyouunpopular with your own children?" "Orthisone." "with your own children?" "Orthisone." "Oftena bridesmaid" "Orthisone." "Oftena bridesmaid but never a bride!" "Oftena bridesmaid but never a bride!" "(sighs) but never a bride!" "(sighs) Orthisone." "Orthisone." "Don'tfoolyourself." "Don'tfoolyourself." "Since halitosis never announces" "Since halitosis never announces itself to the victim, you simply itself to the victim, you simply cannot know when you have it." "They talk about you cannot know when you have it." "They talk about you behind your back." "They talk about you behind your back." "(women giggling) behind your back." "(women giggling) Holycrap!" "(women giggling) Holycrap!" "Are these real?" "Holycrap!" "Are these real?" "Yeah." "Are these real?" "Yeah." "They'rereallymean." "Yeah." "They'rereallymean." "Yeah,theywerealsoreally," "They'rereallymean." "Yeah,theywerealsoreally, really successful." "Yeah,theywerealsoreally, really successful." "After this campaign, Listerine's really successful." "After this campaign, Listerine's profits rose 4,000% in just" "After this campaign, Listerine's profits rose 4,000% in just seven years." "profits rose 4,000% in just seven years." "(laughing) seven years." "(laughing) Beautiful, beautiful" "(laughing) Beautiful, beautiful shame money." "Beautiful, beautiful shame money." "(laughing) shame money." "(laughing) (exhales, sniffs)" "(laughing) (exhales, sniffs) Hmm..." "Advertisingbasedon shame and fear soon became known as and fear soon became known as the halitosis style and the same the halitosis style and the same thing happened with soap." "People used to bathe just once a week before the soap industry got to work on them." "week before the soap industry got to work on them." "Gentlemen,soapsales got to work on them." "Gentlemen,soapsales are flat." "Gentlemen,soapsales are flat." "I suggest we tell Americans are flat." "I suggest we tell Americans they're dirty, filthy" "I suggest we tell Americans they're dirty, filthy garbage people." "they're dirty, filthy garbage people." "All in favor?" "garbage people." "All in favor?" "(rubber ducks squeaking)" "All in favor?" "(rubber ducks squeaking) Soap companies poured a fortune" "(rubber ducks squeaking) Soap companies poured a fortune into advertising the idea that" "Soap companies poured a fortune into advertising the idea that you had to bathe or shower every into advertising the idea that you had to bathe or shower every day, and by the 1980s, 90% of you had to bathe or shower every day, and by the 1980s, 90% of Americans were doing it." "day, and by the 1980s, 90% of Americans were doing it." "Well,good." "Americans were doing it." "Well,good." "People should shower every day." "Well,good." "People should shower every day." "It's unhealthy not to." "People should shower every day." "It's unhealthy not to." "No,itisn't." "It's unhealthy not to." "No,itisn't." "Just ask, like, any" "No,itisn't." "Just ask, like, any dermatologist." "(phone ringing) Hello,thisis Dr.Ward." "Hello,thisis Dr.Ward." "What's the nature of your" "What's the nature of your dermatology emergency?" "dermatology emergency?" "Fine." "Fine." "Do I need to shower every day?" "Well,no--in fact, over-showering can dry out your skin because it removes over-showering can dry out your skin because it removes protective lipids and oils." "your skin because it removes protective lipids and oils." "Rinsing off is fine, but you protective lipids and oils." "Rinsing off is fine, but you should only use a minimal amount" "Rinsing off is fine, but you should only use a minimal amount of soap in your underarms and should only use a minimal amount of soap in your underarms and groin." "of soap in your underarms and groin." "Our skin actually does a pretty groin." "Our skin actually does a pretty good job of keeping itself" "Our skin actually does a pretty good job of keeping itself clean." "Really?" "good job of keeping itself clean." "Really?" "Yeah." "clean." "Really?" "Yeah." "You know, Adam, this wasn't" "Yeah." "You know, Adam, this wasn't an actual emergency." "You know, Adam, this wasn't an actual emergency." "Wait!" "Usethatphone an actual emergency." "Wait!" "Usethatphone to call for help!" "Wait!" "Usethatphone to call for help!" "Oh,no,thatphoneonly calls to call for help!" "Oh,no,thatphoneonly calls dermatologists." "Oh,no,thatphoneonly calls dermatologists." "The point is, we're the victims dermatologists." "The point is, we're the victims of a generations-long" "The point is, we're the victims of a generations-long advertising campaign." "of a generations-long advertising campaign." "You don't need soap that much advertising campaign." "You don't need soap that much and you don't need mouthwash." "You don't need soap that much and you don't need mouthwash." "Ugh." "and you don't need mouthwash." "Ugh." "I feel so manipulated." "Ugh." "I feel so manipulated." "But I also feel like a troll" "I feel so manipulated." "But I also feel like a troll if my mouth doesn't taste" "But I also feel like a troll if my mouth doesn't taste like mint tsunami." "if my mouth doesn't taste like mint tsunami." "Oh,I know." "like mint tsunami." "Oh,I know." "And I still shower every day." "Oh,I know." "And I still shower every day." "Hell, I use an exfoliating" "And I still shower every day." "Hell, I use an exfoliating loofah." "Hell, I use an exfoliating loofah." "Advertisers have spent a century loofah." "Advertisers have spent a century telling us our bodies are" "Advertisers have spent a century telling us our bodies are disgusting and now we can't telling us our bodies are disgusting and now we can't get it out of our heads." "disgusting and now we can't get it out of our heads." "But your body is not disgusting." "get it out of our heads." "But your body is not disgusting." "Your body is great." "Don't!" "But your body is not disgusting." "Your body is great." "Don't!" "NotwhatImeant." "Donot !" "Your body is great." "Don't!" "NotwhatImeant." "Donot !" "Cameoutwrong.(chuckles)" "NotwhatImeant." "Donot !" "Cameoutwrong.(chuckles) (phone vibrating)" "Cameoutwrong.(chuckles) (phone vibrating) Andthat'sMattwondering" "(phone vibrating) Andthat'sMattwondering where I am." "Andthat'sMattwondering where I am." "And now I have to pee." "where I am." "And now I have to pee." "Oh, this is a terrible night." "And now I have to pee." "Oh, this is a terrible night." "I'msorry,youneedprivacy." "Oh, this is a terrible night." "I'msorry,youneedprivacy." "I'll go in the tub and whistle" "I'msorry,youneedprivacy." "I'll go in the tub and whistle my theme song." "(whistling theme song) Well,atleastpeopleare" "Well,atleastpeopleare smarter these days." "smarter these days." "They can't make us fall" "They can't make us fall for those dumb marketing for those dumb marketing tricks anymore." "Oh,interesting." "You're falling for it right now." "Uh,whatdo youmean?" "You're falling for it right now." "Uh,whatdo youmean?" "I'lltellyouafteryou" "Uh,whatdo youmean?" "I'lltellyouafteryou tinkle." "I'lltellyouafteryou tinkle." "♪ Adam ruins everything ♪ tinkle." "♪ Adam ruins everything ♪ ♪ Adam ruins everything ♪" "♪ So,tellme about this Matt guy." "So,tellme about this Matt guy." "He'ssmart." "this Matt guy." "He'ssmart." "Oh." "I 'mprettysmart." "He'ssmart." "Oh." "I 'mprettysmart." "Asharpdresser." "Oh." "I 'mprettysmart." "Asharpdresser." "I'msharp." "Asharpdresser." "I'msharp." "Andhe'sreallyquiet." "I'msharp." "Andhe'sreallyquiet." "Okay,I gotnothing." "Andhe'sreallyquiet." "Okay,I gotnothing." "(beep-beep)" "Okay,I gotnothing." "(beep-beep) Oh,myGod,you dohave your" "(beep-beep) Oh,myGod,you dohave your  phone, you can call for help!" "Oh,myGod,you dohave your  phone, you can call for help!" "We're saved!" "phone, you can call for help!" "We're saved!" "No,thisis justmy" "We're saved!" "No,thisis justmy Tamagotchi" " I've kept him alive" "No,thisis justmy Tamagotchi" " I've kept him alive for 17 years." "Tamagotchi" " I've kept him alive for 17 years." "Have some food, little buddy." "for 17 years." "Have some food, little buddy." "Mu-ah." "Have some food, little buddy." "Mu-ah." "Anyway, I was just about to tell" "Mu-ah." "Anyway, I was just about to tell you about the massive flimflam" "Anyway, I was just about to tell you about the massive flimflam that is the flushable wipe." "you about the massive flimflam that is the flushable wipe." "Ugh." "that is the flushable wipe." "Ugh." "Fine." "Ugh." "Fine." "(mixers whirring and rattling)" "Fine." "(mixers whirring and rattling) (over noise) What are those for?" "(mixers whirring and rattling) (over noise) What are those for?" "I'llexplainlater." "(over noise) What are those for?" "I'llexplainlater." "Toilet paper as we know it was" "I'llexplainlater." "Toilet paper as we know it was invented in 1883, and for the" "Toilet paper as we know it was invented in 1883, and for the next 118 years, our bottom invented in 1883, and for the next 118 years, our bottom hygiene routine was pretty next 118 years, our bottom hygiene routine was pretty simple: toilet, T.P." "hygiene routine was pretty simple: toilet, T.P. and wash your hands." "simple: toilet, T.P. and wash your hands." "And it worked." "and wash your hands." "And it worked." "Those were some of our best" "And it worked." "Those were some of our best hygiene years ever." "Rates of poop-related diseases have plummeted." "Good job, America." "Your butts are clean." "There must be some other reason" "Your butts are clean." "There must be some other reason we're dying." "There must be some other reason we're dying." "Butin2001,America'spaper we're dying." "Butin2001,America'spaper companies decided that wasn't" "Butin2001,America'spaper companies decided that wasn't good enough." "companies decided that wasn't good enough." "Soapsalesareup,  good enough." "Soapsalesareup,  but butt paper's flat." "Soapsalesareup,  but butt paper's flat." "How do we get people to buy more but butt paper's flat." "How do we get people to buy more butt paper?" "How do we get people to buy more butt paper?" "Let'sconvinceadults butt paper?" "Let'sconvinceadults they need to wipe their rears" "Let'sconvinceadults they need to wipe their rears with baby wipes." "they need to wipe their rears with baby wipes." "And let's tell them with baby wipes." "And let's tell them to wear diapers." "And let's tell them to wear diapers." "No,Dan,that'syour to wear diapers." "No,Dan,that'syour weird thing." "No,Dan,that'syour weird thing." "Aww,babysad." "weird thing." "Aww,babysad." "TheKimberly-Clark" "Aww,babysad." "TheKimberly-Clark Corporation spent $140 million" "TheKimberly-Clark Corporation spent $140 million to develop and market the first" "Corporation spent $140 million to develop and market the first "flushable wipes" and by now, to develop and market the first "flushable wipes" and by now, you can guess what their" ""flushable wipes" and by now, you can guess what their pitch was." "you can guess what their pitch was." "They told you you're stinky and pitch was." "They told you you're stinky and you just don't know it." "They told you you're stinky and you just don't know it." "Check out these real you just don't know it." "Check out these real flushable wipe commercials." "Check out these real flushable wipe commercials." "(projector clicking) flushable wipe commercials." "(projector clicking) ♪Waitaminute,Bear ♪" "(projector clicking) ♪Waitaminute,Bear ♪ ♪ You're not done yet ♪" "♪Waitaminute,Bear ♪ ♪ You're not done yet ♪ ♪ You might not be clean" "♪ You're not done yet ♪ ♪ You might not be clean until you use wet ♪" "♪ You might not be clean until you use wet ♪ Wouldyoueverclean until you use wet ♪ Wouldyoueverclean your baby's bottom with" "Wouldyoueverclean your baby's bottom with just dry paper?" "your baby's bottom with just dry paper?" "No." "No... just dry paper?" "No." "No..." "No..." "No." "No..." "No..." "Whydoyouneedabuttwipe?" "No..." "Whydoyouneedabuttwipe?" "Because you're not an animal," "Whydoyouneedabuttwipe?" "Because you're not an animal, and whatever you're using now" "Because you're not an animal, and whatever you're using now is primitive." "and whatever you're using now is primitive." "Canwewatchareal movie?" "is primitive." "Canwewatchareal movie?" "Youknow,Idon 'treallycare" "Canwewatchareal movie?" "Youknow,Idon 'treallycare  for movies." "Youknow,Idon 'treallycare  for movies." "Anyway, once again, for movies." "Anyway, once again, this shame scam worked." "Anyway, once again, this shame scam worked." "Flushable wipes are now an this shame scam worked." "Flushable wipes are now an industry that's worth more than" "Flushable wipes are now an industry that's worth more than $300 million." "industry that's worth more than $300 million." "Yeah,I dofeellikeIneed" "$300 million." "Yeah,I dofeellikeIneed them now and I didn't, like," "Yeah,I dofeellikeIneed them now and I didn't, like, two years ago." "them now and I didn't, like, two years ago." "It'snowonderthey'retrying two years ago." "It'snowonderthey'retrying to shove wipes up our butts." "It'snowonderthey'retrying to shove wipes up our butts." "Flushable wipes cost more than to shove wipes up our butts." "Flushable wipes cost more than six times as much as toilet" "Flushable wipes cost more than six times as much as toilet paper, and these companies would six times as much as toilet paper, and these companies would have you use both." "paper, and these companies would have you use both." "Havea bitof thedry paper, have you use both." "Havea bitof thedry paper, and then use the wet, and then" "Havea bitof thedry paper, and then use the wet, and then use the dry again, boom, and then use the wet, and then use the dry again, boom, good to go." "use the dry again, boom, good to go." "Okay." "good to go." "Okay." "Well, flushable wipes are" "Okay." "Well, flushable wipes are expensive, but at least they" "Well, flushable wipes are expensive, but at least they make me feel cleaner." "expensive, but at least they make me feel cleaner." "It's not like they're doing make me feel cleaner." "It's not like they're doing any harm." "It's not like they're doing any harm." "Uh,actually,they'reharming any harm." "Uh,actually,they'reharming everybody because flushable" "Uh,actually,they'reharming everybody because flushable wipes are straight up everybody because flushable wipes are straight up not flushable." "wipes are straight up not flushable." "Butitsays"flushable"" "not flushable." "Butitsays"flushable" right on the box." "See?" "Butitsays"flushable" right on the box." "See?" "Yeah,don'tbelieve right on the box." "See?" "Yeah,don'tbelieve everything you read-- here." "Yeah,don'tbelieve everything you read-- here." "♪ everything you read-- here." "♪ Reach your hand in here." "♪ Reach your hand in here." "Ugh,I 'drathernot." "Reach your hand in here." "Ugh,I 'drathernot." "Comeon,forscience." "Ugh,I 'drathernot." "Comeon,forscience." "Oh..." "Comeon,forscience." "Oh..." "See?" "Toiletpaperbreaksdown" "Oh..." "See?" "Toiletpaperbreaksdown  almost instantly in water," "See?" "Toiletpaperbreaksdown  almost instantly in water, but I put this flushable wipe almost instantly in water, but I put this flushable wipe in that mixer five minutes ago, but I put this flushable wipe in that mixer five minutes ago, it hasn't broken down at all." "in that mixer five minutes ago, it hasn't broken down at all." "Ugh... it hasn't broken down at all." "Ugh..." "Well, it still goes down" "Ugh..." "Well, it still goes down the toilet." "Well, it still goes down the toilet." "Yeah,a lotof things the toilet." "Yeah,a lotof things technically can go down" "Yeah,a lotof things technically can go down the toilet." "technically can go down the toilet." "That doesn't mean they should." "the toilet." "That doesn't mean they should." "Watch this." "That doesn't mean they should." "Watch this." "Aah!" "Don'tdo that!" "Watch this." "Aah!" "Don'tdo that!" "You'll wreck my plumbing!" "Aah!" "Don'tdo that!" "You'll wreck my plumbing!" "Don'tworry." "You'll wreck my plumbing!" "Don'tworry." "These are flushable golf balls," "Don'tworry." "These are flushable golf balls, see?" "These are flushable golf balls, see?" "Cutitout!" "see?" "Cutitout!" "Ugh!" "Cutitout!" "Ugh!" "I need to get out of here." "Ugh!" "I need to get out of here." "Maybe I could break the door" "I need to get out of here." "Maybe I could break the door down with my head." "Maybe I could break the door down with my head." "Oh,I knowhowwecan down with my head." "Oh,I knowhowwecan get out of here." "Oh,I knowhowwecan get out of here." "We can go down the pipes." "get out of here." "We can go down the pipes." "Really?" "We can go down the pipes." "Really?" "Let's do it!" "Really?" "Let's do it!" "Great." "Takemy handand we'll" "Let's do it!" "Great." "Takemy handand we'll go on a magical journey" "Great." "Takemy handand we'll go on a magical journey down your toilet." "go on a magical journey down your toilet." "Wait!" "down your toilet." "Wait!" "Can't we take the sink instead?" "Wait!" "Can't we take the sink instead?" "Nope." "Can't we take the sink instead?" "Nope." "Here we go!" "Nope." "Here we go!" "(both screaming)" "Here we go!" "(both screaming) (toilet gurgles)" "(both screaming) (toilet gurgles) (screaming continues)" "(toilet gurgles) (screaming continues) Adam!" "(screaming continues) Adam!" "(splat)" "Ugh!" "(panting and groaning) What happened?" "(panting and groaning) What happened?" "Oh--wehitafatberg." "What happened?" "Oh--wehitafatberg." "Awhat?" "It'sa congealedmassof flushable wipes combined with flushable wipes combined with cooking oil and other junk." "cooking oil and other junk." "We in the sewer business" "We in the sewer business call them fatbergs." "call them fatbergs." "Oh,itis so cool" "Oh,itis so cool you're here." "This is Tyrone Jue." "He's with the San Francisco Public Utility Commission." "He's with the San Francisco Public Utility Commission." "Tyrone, would you tell Haley" "Public Utility Commission." "Tyrone, would you tell Haley what sewer engineers hate about" "Tyrone, would you tell Haley what sewer engineers hate about flushable wipes?" "what sewer engineers hate about flushable wipes?" "Well,everythingyouflush flushable wipes?" "Well,everythingyouflush down the toilet, we have to" "Well,everythingyouflush down the toilet, we have to deal with." "down the toilet, we have to deal with." "In San Francisco, we've had to deal with." "In San Francisco, we've had to spend about $4 million a year" "In San Francisco, we've had to spend about $4 million a year having to clear out spend about $4 million a year having to clear out these fatbergs." "having to clear out these fatbergs." "Every city across the world these fatbergs." "Every city across the world is dealing with exactly" "Every city across the world is dealing with exactly the same problem." "is dealing with exactly the same problem." "Yeah,in2013,Londonhadto the same problem." "Yeah,in2013,Londonhadto pull a 15-ton fatberg out of" "Yeah,in2013,Londonhadto pull a 15-ton fatberg out of their sewers." "pull a 15-ton fatberg out of their sewers." "It was the size of a city bus." "their sewers." "It was the size of a city bus." "(bus horn honks)" "It was the size of a city bus." "(bus horn honks) Evenifflushablewipesmake" "(bus horn honks) Evenifflushablewipesmake  your butt feel a little cleaner," "Evenifflushablewipesmake  your butt feel a little cleaner, they're murder on our sewers." "Dang it, Adam." "Golf balls again?" "This is why we shut off" "Golf balls again?" "This is why we shut off your water." "This is why we shut off your water." "Iwasusingthem your water." "Iwasusingthem to make a point." "Iwasusingthem to make a point." "Watchwhatyouflush,man!" "to make a point." "Watchwhatyouflush,man!" "Youknow,Ineverdidthink" "Watchwhatyouflush,man!" "Youknow,Ineverdidthink  about what I flushed." "Youknow,Ineverdidthink  about what I flushed." "Yeah,andit 'snot about what I flushed." "Yeah,andit 'snot just wipes." "Yeah,andit 'snot just wipes." "Things like exfoliating just wipes." "Things like exfoliating microbeads, antibacterial soaps" "Things like exfoliating microbeads, antibacterial soaps and unused medications all go microbeads, antibacterial soaps and unused medications all go down our drains and the effect and unused medications all go down our drains and the effect on our water systems" "down our drains and the effect on our water systems can be weird." "on our water systems can be weird." "Hey!" "can be weird." "Hey!" "Blah..." "Hey!" "Blah..." "Your antibiotics breed" "Blah..." "Your antibiotics breed drug-resistant bacteria like me." "Your antibiotics breed drug-resistant bacteria like me." "Thanks for making me drug-resistant bacteria like me." "Thanks for making me big and strong." "Thanks for making me big and strong." "Iateallyourexfoliating big and strong." "Iateallyourexfoliating microbeads." "Iateallyourexfoliating microbeads." "They gave me a tummy ache!" "microbeads." "They gave me a tummy ache!" "AndI ateallyourold" "They gave me a tummy ache!" "AndI ateallyourold antidepressants and now" "AndI ateallyourold antidepressants and now I'm so happy!" "antidepressants and now I'm so happy!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "I'm so happy!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "I gotta sing!" "Ha-ha-ha!" "I gotta sing!" "(banjo playing)" "I gotta sing!" "(banjo playing) ♪Bumbumbum ♪" "(banjo playing) ♪Bumbumbum ♪ ♪Downon thefatberg" "♪Bumbumbum ♪ ♪Downon thefatberg we like to play ♪" "♪Downon thefatberg we like to play ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg we like to play ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg we like to play-- ♪" "♪ Down on the fatberg we like to play-- ♪ Nope,no." "we like to play-- ♪ Nope,no." "Uh-uh, not doing this." "Nope,no." "Uh-uh, not doing this." "Get me out of here!" "Uh-uh, not doing this." "Get me out of here!" "Butthisis my jam." "Get me out of here!" "Butthisis my jam." "No!" "Butthisis my jam." "No!" "Iknowanotherway out ." "No!" "Iknowanotherway out ." "Woo!" "Iknowanotherway out ." "Woo!" "Yee-haw!" "Woo!" "Yee-haw!" "(Adam and Haley screaming)" "Yee-haw!" "(Adam and Haley screaming) Hey,that'smy date!" "(Adam and Haley screaming) Hey,that'smy date!" "Matt!" "Hey,that'smy date!" "Matt!" "(echoing) No...!" "Matt!" "(echoing) No...!" "(piano playing in restaurant)" "(echoing) No...!" "(piano playing in restaurant) (rumbling and whooshing)" "(piano playing in restaurant) (rumbling and whooshing) (plop)" "(rumbling and whooshing) (plop) Ugh!" "(plop) Ugh!" "Why did you bring me back here?" "Ugh!" "Why did you bring me back here?" "Matt was right there." "Why did you bring me back here?" "Matt was right there." "Ugh,didyoureallywant to" "Matt was right there." "Ugh,didyoureallywant to meet him like this?" "Ugh,didyoureallywant to meet him like this?" "You just traveled meet him like this?" "You just traveled through the sewers." "You just traveled through the sewers." "Girl, you're kind of a mess." "through the sewers." "Girl, you're kind of a mess." "Ugh!" "Girl, you're kind of a mess." "Ugh!" "How am I supposed to get clean?" "Ugh!" "How am I supposed to get clean?" "My exfoliating soap," "How am I supposed to get clean?" "My exfoliating soap, my mouthwash, my wipes!" "My exfoliating soap, my mouthwash, my wipes!" "Everything in my bathroom my mouthwash, my wipes!" "Everything in my bathroom is bad!" "Everything in my bathroom is bad!" "No!" "Somethingin here is bad!" "No!" "Somethingin here is incredible." "No!" "Somethingin here is incredible." "What?" "Whatis it ?" "is incredible." "What?" "Whatis it ?" "I'lltellyou." "What?" "Whatis it ?" "I'lltellyou." "Right after this break!" "I'lltellyou." "Right after this break!" "(screaming)" "Right after this break!" "(screaming) ♪" "Areyoualmostdone?" "The steam is really messing with my hair." "The steam is really messing with my hair." "Well,ifthere'samiracle with my hair." "Well,ifthere'samiracle product over there," "Well,ifthere'samiracle product over there, hand it over." "product over there, hand it over." "You'realreadyusingit." "hand it over." "You'realreadyusingit." "It's your shower." "You'realreadyusingit." "It's your shower." "Runningwateris not" "It's your shower." "Runningwateris not a miracle." "Runningwateris not a miracle." "What is your life?" "a miracle." "What is your life?" "No,look,thefactthat we" "What is your life?" "No,look,thefactthat we can summon clean, fresh water on" "No,look,thefactthat we can summon clean, fresh water on command is the greatest marvel can summon clean, fresh water on command is the greatest marvel of the modern age." "command is the greatest marvel of the modern age." "For most of human history, of the modern age." "For most of human history, sanitation was" "For most of human history, sanitation was basically nonexistent." "sanitation was basically nonexistent." "Most people just dumped basically nonexistent." "Most people just dumped their waste in the streets." "Most people just dumped their waste in the streets." "(gasps) their waste in the streets." "(gasps) Eventherichweregross." "(gasps) Eventherichweregross." "The nobles of Versailles" "Eventherichweregross." "The nobles of Versailles relieved themselves in the" "The nobles of Versailles relieved themselves in the palace hallways." "relieved themselves in the palace hallways." "Aah... palace hallways." "Aah..." "Butascitiesgot bigger" "Aah..." "Butascitiesgot bigger and denser, problems started" "Butascitiesgot bigger and denser, problems started piling up." "and denser, problems started piling up." "By 1858, London was so smelly, piling up." "By 1858, London was so smelly, it was referred to as" "By 1858, London was so smelly, it was referred to as The Great Stink." "it was referred to as The Great Stink." "(sniffing)" "The Great Stink." "(sniffing) I smell a mystery, Watson." "(sniffing) I smell a mystery, Watson." "Oh, no, wait." "I smell a mystery, Watson." "Oh, no, wait." "That's poo." "Oh, no, wait." "That's poo." "I smell lots of poo." "That's poo." "I smell lots of poo." "Londonersdumpedtheirwaste" "I smell lots of poo." "Londonersdumpedtheirwaste directly into the river Thames," "Londonersdumpedtheirwaste directly into the river Thames, which was also the source of directly into the river Thames, which was also the source of their drinking water." "which was also the source of their drinking water." "(gasps) their drinking water." "(gasps) Theinevitableresultwas a" "(gasps) Theinevitableresultwas a cholera outbreak that killed" "Theinevitableresultwas a cholera outbreak that killed 50,000 people." "cholera outbreak that killed 50,000 people." "Turns out the number-one poison 50,000 people." "Turns out the number-one poison in human history is our own" "Turns out the number-one poison in human history is our own number two." "in human history is our own number two." "In desperation, Parliament number two." "In desperation, Parliament ordered engineer Joseph" "In desperation, Parliament ordered engineer Joseph Bazalgette to construct the ordered engineer Joseph Bazalgette to construct the city's first proper sewers." "Bazalgette to construct the city's first proper sewers." "In what was, at that time, the city's first proper sewers." "In what was, at that time, the biggest civil engineering" "In what was, at that time, the biggest civil engineering project in history, Bazalgette biggest civil engineering project in history, Bazalgette built over 1100 miles of brick project in history, Bazalgette built over 1100 miles of brick sewers under London." "built over 1100 miles of brick sewers under London." "That's the length of almost a sewers under London." "That's the length of almost a million Benedict Cumberbatches." "That's the length of almost a million Benedict Cumberbatches." "Well,thisis very million Benedict Cumberbatches." "Well,thisis very undignified." "Well,thisis very undignified." "ThankstoBazalgette'sheroic undignified." "ThankstoBazalgette'sheroic poop chute, cholera outbreaks" "ThankstoBazalgette'sheroic poop chute, cholera outbreaks were largely ended and child poop chute, cholera outbreaks were largely ended and child mortality dropped by a fifth." "were largely ended and child mortality dropped by a fifth." "And it wasn't just England." "mortality dropped by a fifth." "And it wasn't just England." "To improve sanitation in" "And it wasn't just England." "To improve sanitation in Chicago, an engineer named Ellis" "To improve sanitation in Chicago, an engineer named Ellis Chesbrough jacked up entire" "Chicago, an engineer named Ellis Chesbrough jacked up entire neighborhoods by as much as" "Chesbrough jacked up entire neighborhoods by as much as 14 feet and reversed the flow neighborhoods by as much as 14 feet and reversed the flow of the Chicago River, all to" "14 feet and reversed the flow of the Chicago River, all to protect the windy city of the Chicago River, all to protect the windy city from typhoid." "protect the windy city from typhoid." "Bazalgette and Chesbrough are from typhoid." "Bazalgette and Chesbrough are true heroes, but because we" "Bazalgette and Chesbrough are true heroes, but because we don't like talking about poop, true heroes, but because we don't like talking about poop, most of us don't even know don't like talking about poop, most of us don't even know their names." "most of us don't even know their names." "Modern sanitation has arguable their names." "Modern sanitation has arguable saved more lives than any other" "Modern sanitation has arguable saved more lives than any other invention in human history." "saved more lives than any other invention in human history." "It turns out video games are invention in human history." "It turns out video games are right-- plumbers really do" "It turns out video games are right-- plumbers really do save the world." "Oh,darnit ." "Look..." "Running water is by far the most" "Running water is by far the most amazing thing in this room." "amazing thing in this room." "But we take it so thoroughly for granted that we've allowed advertisers to convince us that we're dirty, even though advertisers to convince us that we're dirty, even though objectively, we are the cleanest we're dirty, even though objectively, we are the cleanest people who have ever lived." "objectively, we are the cleanest people who have ever lived." "Aww." "people who have ever lived." "Aww." "It's actually kind of nice." "Aww." "It's actually kind of nice." "Yeah,solook,wecantakeit" "It's actually kind of nice." "Yeah,solook,wecantakeit easy with all these products." "Yeah,solook,wecantakeit easy with all these products." "All you really need to be clean easy with all these products." "All you really need to be clean is soap, water, toothpaste," "All you really need to be clean is soap, water, toothpaste, floss and extra-strength gel is soap, water, toothpaste, floss and extra-strength gel to keep your hair tall." "floss and extra-strength gel to keep your hair tall." "Thegelisn'tnecessary." "to keep your hair tall." "Thegelisn'tnecessary." "Yes,itis ." "Thegelisn'tnecessary." "Yes,itis ." "It makes you beautiful." "Yes,itis ." "It makes you beautiful." "Doesn'tmatter." "It makes you beautiful." "Doesn'tmatter." "I already missed my date" "Doesn'tmatter." "I already missed my date with Matt anyway." "I already missed my date with Matt anyway." "I might as well die in here." "with Matt anyway." "I might as well die in here." "I'msorryyoumissed" "I might as well die in here." "I'msorryyoumissed your dinner." "I'msorryyoumissed your dinner." "But you know, for what it's your dinner." "But you know, for what it's worth, I actually did have fun" "But you know, for what it's worth, I actually did have fun in here with you." "worth, I actually did have fun in here with you." "IguessIalsohad... in here with you." "IguessIalsohad..." "Well, no, I'll say, a time." "IguessIalsohad..." "Well, no, I'll say, a time." "Youknow,if thisreallywere" "Well, no, I'll say, a time." "Youknow,if thisreallywere  a '90s sitcom, like, this is the" "Youknow,if thisreallywere  a '90s sitcom, like, this is the part where we'd let our guards a '90s sitcom, like, this is the part where we'd let our guards down and I'd make some cute" "part where we'd let our guards down and I'd make some cute gesture that would show you I'm down and I'd make some cute gesture that would show you I'm not such a bad guy after all." "gesture that would show you I'm not such a bad guy after all." "Like, maybe I'd make you a not such a bad guy after all." "Like, maybe I'd make you a pretend dinner out of Dixie cups" "Like, maybe I'd make you a pretend dinner out of Dixie cups and other toiletries." "pretend dinner out of Dixie cups and other toiletries." "♪ and other toiletries." "♪ Aww... ♪ Aww..." "It's actually kind of nice." "Aww..." "It's actually kind of nice." "Kissher!" "It's actually kind of nice." "Kissher!" "(both scream)" "Kissher!" "(both scream) Darnyou,monster!" "(both scream) Darnyou,monster!" "Hey!" "Darnyou,monster!" "Hey!" "Onemoretoiletfact" "Hey!" "Onemoretoiletfact right after this." "Onemoretoiletfact right after this." "Hey, man, don't blow this right after this." "Hey, man, don't blow this for me... ♪ CareforaListerini,madam?" "It's 26% alcohol, so" "CareforaListerini,madam?" "It's 26% alcohol, so technically, it's a cocktail." "It's 26% alcohol, so technically, it's a cocktail." "Well,whenyouput it technically, it's a cocktail." "Well,whenyouput it that way." "Well,whenyouput it that way." "(together)Cheers." "that way." "(together)Cheers." "(chuckles)" "(together)Cheers." "(chuckles) (both swishing)" "(chuckles) (both swishing) (gulps)" "(both swishing) (gulps) Ugh." "(gulps) Ugh." "Ah, that's strong." "Ugh." "Ah, that's strong." "(chuckling)" "Ah, that's strong." "(chuckling) You know, this is actually" "(chuckling) You know, this is actually kind of fun." "You know, this is actually kind of fun." "Yeah,thisis thenicestdate  kind of fun." "Yeah,thisis thenicestdate  I have ever been on." "Yeah,thisis thenicestdate  I have ever been on." "And the only-est date." "I have ever been on." "And the only-est date." "Thisisn'tadate." "And the only-est date." "Thisisn'tadate." "But..." "Thisisn'tadate." "But..." "You'renotthatbad ," "But..." "You'renotthatbad , but you're still the worst." "Fairpoint." "I was gonna tell you, uh, one more... interesting sanitation" "I was gonna tell you, uh, one more... interesting sanitation fact, but you know, if you're more... interesting sanitation fact, but you know, if you're not interested, I don't want to" "fact, but you know, if you're not interested, I don't want to bother you with it, so... not interested, I don't want to bother you with it, so..." "Youknowwhat?" "bother you with it, so..." "Youknowwhat?" "I want to know." "Youknowwhat?" "I want to know." "Really?" "Yes." "I want to know." "Really?" "Yes." "You'recurious?" "Really?" "Yes." "You'recurious?" "Tellmemoreabout" "You'recurious?" "Tellmemoreabout sanitation." "Tellmemoreabout sanitation." "Gladly." "sanitation." "Gladly." "While public sanitation is the" "Gladly." "While public sanitation is the greatest health advance of the" "While public sanitation is the greatest health advance of the 20th century, toilets still have greatest health advance of the 20th century, toilets still have one big problem." "20th century, toilets still have one big problem." "Not everyone has them yet." "one big problem." "Not everyone has them yet." "While we're taking our porcelain" "Not everyone has them yet." "While we're taking our porcelain thrones for granted, worldwide," "While we're taking our porcelain thrones for granted, worldwide, 2.5 billion people still have to thrones for granted, worldwide, 2.5 billion people still have to use unsafe pit toilets." "2.5 billion people still have to use unsafe pit toilets." "And another one billion use unsafe pit toilets." "And another one billion still have to poop in" "And another one billion still have to poop in the great outdoors." "still have to poop in the great outdoors." "Gross... the great outdoors." "Gross..." "(knocking)" "Gross..." "(knocking) Haley!" "(knocking) Haley!" "This is where you've been." "Haley!" "This is where you've been." "Thank goodness." "This is where you've been." "Thank goodness." "Matt!" "Thank goodness." "Matt!" "Oh..." "Matt!" "Oh..." "Whenyoudidn'tshowupto" "Oh..." "Whenyoudidn'tshowupto  dinner, I got worried that you'd" "Whenyoudidn'tshowupto  dinner, I got worried that you'd gotten stuck in some sort of dinner, I got worried that you'd gotten stuck in some sort of '90s sitcom -style mishap." "gotten stuck in some sort of '90s sitcom -style mishap." "Thisisyourdate?" "'90s sitcom -style mishap." "Thisisyourdate?" "Uh-huh." "Thisisyourdate?" "Uh-huh." "Nicetomeetyou ." "You  too ." "Uh-huh." "Nicetomeetyou ." "You  too ." "Iwasjustabouttoexplain" "Nicetomeetyou ." "You  too ." "Iwasjustabouttoexplain how 40% of the world's" "Iwasjustabouttoexplain how 40% of the world's population still has-- how 40% of the world's population still has-- Wereyouabouttoexplainhow population still has-- Wereyouabouttoexplainhow 40% of the world's population" "Wereyouabouttoexplainhow 40% of the world's population still doesn't have access to 40% of the world's population still doesn't have access to adequate sanitation?" "still doesn't have access to adequate sanitation?" "Yeah,howdidyou knowthat ?" "adequate sanitation?" "Yeah,howdidyou knowthat ?" "MyfriendJackSim toldme." "Yeah,howdidyou knowthat ?" "MyfriendJackSim toldme." "YouknowJackSim ?" "MyfriendJackSim toldme." "YouknowJackSim ?" "From the WTO?" "YouknowJackSim ?" "From the WTO?" "OfcourseIdo." "From the WTO?" "OfcourseIdo." "Here, I'll introduce you." "OfcourseIdo." "Here, I'll introduce you." "Hey there, Jack." "Here, I'll introduce you." "Hey there, Jack." "Howdidyoudothat ?" "Hey there, Jack." "Howdidyoudothat ?" "Hi,Matt." "Howdidyoudothat ?" "Hi,Matt." "Whoa." "Hi,Matt." "Whoa." "Should we call back?" "Whoa." "Should we call back?" "Notatall." "Should we call back?" "Notatall." "This is my business toilet." "Notatall." "This is my business toilet." "Guys,meetJackSim ,headof" "This is my business toilet." "Guys,meetJackSim ,headof the World Toilet Organization," "Guys,meetJackSim ,headof the World Toilet Organization, a global nonprofit dedicated to the World Toilet Organization, a global nonprofit dedicated to improving toilet and sanitation a global nonprofit dedicated to improving toilet and sanitation conditions worldwide." "improving toilet and sanitation conditions worldwide." "Yeah,I knowwhoJackSimis, conditions worldwide." "Yeah,I knowwhoJackSimis, Matt." "Yeah,I knowwhoJackSimis, Matt." "Mattisright." "Lots of people don't have access to a proper toilet." "to a proper toilet." "They defecate next to the river" "They defecate next to the river and they pollute the water, spreading diseases of diarrhea, killing lots of children every year." "killing lots of children every year." "Wow." "every year." "Wow." "Well, what should we do?" "Wow." "Well, what should we do?" "Weshouldn'tshutdown" "Well, what should we do?" "Weshouldn'tshutdown the conversation." "Weshouldn'tshutdown the conversation." "People are just too shy to talk the conversation." "People are just too shy to talk about this subject, and when you" "People are just too shy to talk about this subject, and when you don't talk about something, about this subject, and when you don't talk about something, you cannot improve." "don't talk about something, you cannot improve." "We have to put serious resources you cannot improve." "We have to put serious resources into this agenda." "We have to put serious resources into this agenda." "Talkingaboutthingspeople into this agenda." "Talkingaboutthingspeople don't want to hear sounds like" "Talkingaboutthingspeople don't want to hear sounds like my jam." "don't want to hear sounds like my jam." "Hey, Jack, I think this is gonna my jam." "Hey, Jack, I think this is gonna be the start of a beautiful" "Hey, Jack, I think this is gonna be the start of a beautiful friendship." "be the start of a beautiful friendship." "Matt,who'sthis?" "friendship." "Matt,who'sthis?" "Idon'tknow,man ,somescrub" "Matt,who'sthis?" "Idon'tknow,man ,somescrub who's trying to steal my girl." "Idon'tknow,man ,somescrub who's trying to steal my girl." "See you later, Jack." "who's trying to steal my girl." "See you later, Jack." "Bye,Jack." "See you later, Jack." "Bye,Jack." "Bye,Matt!" "Bye,Jack." "Bye,Matt!" "Oh..." "It'sso romantic" "Bye,Matt!" "Oh..." "It'sso romantic how much you know about sewage." "Oh..." "It'sso romantic how much you know about sewage." "Thanks." "how much you know about sewage." "Thanks." "I'vebeentalkingabout" "Thanks." "I'vebeentalkingabout sewage, like, all day." "I'vebeentalkingabout sewage, like, all day." "Howaboutwe getout ofhere  sewage, like, all day." "Howaboutwe getout ofhere  and I'll tell you more" "Howaboutwe getout ofhere  and I'll tell you more over dinner?" "and I'll tell you more over dinner?" "♪ over dinner?" "♪ Seeyouaround,Adam." "♪ Seeyouaround,Adam." "I hope your water gets fixed," "Seeyouaround,Adam." "I hope your water gets fixed, and if not, you can use our" "I hope your water gets fixed, and if not, you can use our shower anytime." "and if not, you can use our shower anytime." "Oh,wow,thanks." "shower anytime." "Oh,wow,thanks." "Hey,babe,whereare we" "Oh,wow,thanks." "Hey,babe,whereare we going to dinner?" "Hey,babe,whereare we going to dinner?" "Oh,no,no ,no ,no ,no !" "going to dinner?" "Oh,no,no ,no ,no ,no !" "Darn it!" "Oh,no,no ,no ,no ,no !" "Darn it!" "Darn it." "Darn it!" "Darn it." "Well, at least I still have you," "Darn it." "Well, at least I still have you, old friend." "Well, at least I still have you, old friend." "(falling electronic tone) old friend." "(falling electronic tone) Oh... (falling electronic tone) Oh..." "♪" "Oh..." "♪ And a-one and a-two" "♪ And a-one and a-two and away we go, hey!" "And a-one and a-two and away we go, hey!" "♪ and away we go, hey!" "♪ ♪Bumbumbum ♪" "♪ ♪Bumbumbum ♪ ♪Downon thefatberg" "♪Bumbumbum ♪ ♪Downon thefatberg we love to play ♪" "♪Downon thefatberg we love to play ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg we love to play ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg we love to sing ♪" "♪ Down on the fatberg we love to sing ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg we love to sing ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg our friends are swell ♪" "♪ Down on the fatberg our friends are swell ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg ♪ our friends are swell ♪ ♪ Down on the fatberg ♪ ♪" "♪ Down on the fatberg ♪ ♪ Yeah." "♪ Yeah." "(song ends)" "Nexttimeon  "Adam Ruins Everything..." "Voting is way less democratic than we think." "And I'll prove it to you." "than we think." "And I'll prove it to you." "Back in time!" "And I'll prove it to you." "Back in time!" "Democracy,whereeveryperson" "Back in time!" "Democracy,whereeveryperson votes directly for president." "Democracy,whereeveryperson votes directly for president." "Psych!" "votes directly for president." "Psych!" "That would be ridiculous!" "The15thAmendmentgave black men the right to vote." "black men the right to vote." "Thiswilllastforever!" "Thiswilllastforever!" "Soonafterthat,states" "Soonafterthat,states passed Jim Crow laws." "passed Jim Crow laws." "Thisiswhyyou shouldnever" "Thisiswhyyou shouldnever meet your heroes." "meet your heroes." "(laughing)"