"You know the best thing about this place is?" "Valet parking?" "Ok, second best." "Is that a trick question?" "You can look for miles and miles and still not even see my mother's zip code" "It's official." "We're grown-ups" "Oh, no." "Not, no, please." "Anybody home?" "Over here." "This place is sick." "You got movers?" "Oh yeah." "I forgot to tell you I got hired people to do that." "Dude, you woke me up at 7 am on a Saturday" "My dad's truck's parked illegally out front and you don't even need me." "Of course I need you." "Come on, see the new bedroom." "See, isn't this awesome?" "We can make out in my new bed." " That's your old bed." " I know but it's in my new room." "I'm so mad at you for waking me up this morning." "No you're not." "Oh, I... brought you a house-warming gift." "Oh you look so boyfriendly, here." "That's what I am, right?" "Come here whatever you are." "Hey, guess what." "Ok, there's this thing, it's called knocking." "Sorry." " Look, check this out." "We're famous." " Sweet." "Go away." " No, these guys made a website about us." " What part of "go away" confuses you?" "It's gotten 10.000 views in the last two hours." " Really?" " Yes." " Where were these taken?" " At Ego." "One... one of you guys think you..." " Everyone had to see my hair like that?" " No, it looks cute" "One of you hand me my clothes?" "Please?" "Where is my phone?" "I know it's around here somewhere." " What?" " Hello to you too." " You all moved in?" " I can't even find my toothbrush." "I'm sure there's a drugstore somewhere in Hollywood." "Good point." "I'm just glad I found my phone." "Me too. finally we have the chance to talk." " We talked last night." " No, I mean "talk" talk." "Yeah, there's so much I wanna tell you." "There's this site devoted to me on the Internet." "And there are all these pictures of me and Kyla at the club, and there's one of me dancing with Jordan from The Hills." "And then these really, really stalkerrazzi ones" "That's great." "So do you think this pillow talk thing is gonna be a nightly ritual?" "I don't know." "I mean, what do you think they're talking about?" "I don't know." "Doesn't she have homework?" "Paula..." "What are you worried about?" "I don't know." "Oh man!" "Alright!" "That is the first and last time I'm riding your motorcycle." " I wasn't even going that fast." " You almost took that nanny out" " with the stroller." " What?" "I had plenty of room." " Come on, man." " Whatever." "Hey, thanks again for the ride." "Anytime." "You know, I was kinda surprised that you asked." "I mean..." "Glad." "Just kinda surprised." "Well, life's too short to old a grudge." "Especially against you." " Well..." "Later." " Later." "Hey." "I know you." "I hope that's a good thing." "You were that guy on the MTV Special." "The guys who got shot through the heart." " That's right." "Still in one piece." " I'm glad to hear it." "Wait, I think I know you too." "You used to go to King High." "Yeah, I go to UCLA now." "That's too bad." " Don't tell me you're a Trojan." " Third generation." "Assuming I get in, that is." "So, do you have time to grab a cup of coffee?" "Yeah, yeah, that'd be great." "Oh man." "Look, I have this friend who has an emergency." " Think we could reschedule?" " Yeah, no worries." "Here." "Why don't you... give me a call when the emergency's over." "Yeah." " Yeah." " Bye." "Bye." "There's this thing you need to know about pregnant girls." " They don't move that fast." " Sorry Chels, It's just..." "I kinda need to get back to work before they realize I'm gone." "Before they realize..." "What did you do, sneak out?" "I couldn't really tell them I was going to do a painting so..." "Said that I had to use the bathroom." "Well, I appreciate the deceitfulness." "What can I say?" "It's the least an almost brother can do." "What the hell is that?" "It's eel." "No that's disgusting." "This is nothing compared to what I've eaten in Tokyo." "You've been in Tokyo?" "I get around." "I'm guessing you still haven't read my blog." "No, sorry." " Ok, so, what do you write about?" " Well, I go wherever I can," "I check out the scene, I write about it, and then, I move on." "So, what do you think about L.A.?" "Haven't had the chance to see much of it yet." "Do you like to dance?" "I'm not much of a dancer." "You will be when I'm done with you." "Hey." "Hey, Carmen." "I didn't... thought you'd recognize me in my church clothes." "Nice." "Hope it's not weird me just coming by like this but..." " But you said I could stop in anytime." " No, it's not weird at all." " Come on in, I'll show you around." " Thanks." "That's Glen, he's actually not supposed to be here, so..." "Never saw him." " So basically, this is my space." " This is incredible." "Man, if I had a place like this..." " I'd be Michael Angelo or something." " Oh, you think so, do you?" "There you go." " Seriously?" " Yeah, let's see what you got, girl." "Just make yourself at home." "Thank you." "A little more." "A little more." " Ok, that's way too much." " You're killing me." "Don't you have a dolly or something?" "No, we just moved in, I don't even have a flashlight." "Well, at least I know what to get you for Christmas." " Ok, wait, that's perfect." " Great." " Any other emergencies?" " No, not at the moment." "Good, well..." "I gotta run cause I'm gonna meet somebody." "Ok." "Well, don't go too far." "And I will see you tonight." "Right." "Tonight." " Which one?" " What?" "Aiden or Spencer." "You're obviously thinking about one of them." "Ok, this whole "no door thing" is really becoming a problem." "Hey girl." " Hey." " I'm sorry, I thought you were Chelsea." "No, not unless she had a really unfortunate makeover." "She's just moving some paintings." " By herself?" " No." "She got a guy helping her." "But I don't think I was supposed to tell anybody about that." "Was this guy by any chance wearing a Sports Time uniform?" " See?" "I've already said too much." " No, it's ok." "It's my brother." "He's an idiot." " I'm sorry." "I'm Spencer." " It's alright." "Carmen." "Wait." "I saw you at school the other day." " I remember." " Yeah." "Do you wanna paint?" " Actually, I was on my way." " Come on." "If I'm alone here too long," "I might pull a Van Gogh and cut my ear off or something." " Alright." " Really?" " Yeah, I have a few minutes." " Good." "Los Angeles is better than Fresno but..." " Well, Bakersfield was the worst." " How come you move around so much?" "That's a long pathetic boring story, involving overdue child support and the availability of minimum wage healthcare jobs" " in the state of California." " I know." "Yeah." "I'll spare you the details." "Tell me about you." "I wanna hear your story." "Me?" "Yeah." "The other person besides me in the room." "No, it's just that I'm usually the one doing the listening." "That's too bad." " You're talking." "I'm listening." " Ok." "Well, I grew up in Ohio, and... just about a year ago my parents packed up me and my brothers and, we moved here." " Oh, you have another bother." " Yeah." "That's actually him right there." "That's your brother?" " Was your mom doing the mailman?" " No." " He's adopted." " I know." "And he passed away." "I'm so sorry." " Oh no, it's ok." " No, I really wish I would think before I say things, sometimes." "What happened?" "He was actually killed in... a drive by shooting at our prom a few months ago." "That was your brother?" "I heard about that." "That could not suck more." "No it couldn't." "I miss him so much and..." "It's like one day you're this big happy family and then..." "You know, now it's like something's always missing." " I'm so sorry Spencer." " It's ok." "You know, it's actually really nice to be able to talk to somebody about all this." "The person I used to talk to about everything is... kind of on her own planet these days." "Self-absorbed?" "That sounds like my last girlfriend." "Since we're spilling our guts..." "Can I ask you a question?" "Yeah, these are my real boobs." "Ok!" " Can I ask you another question?" " Yeah, go ahead." "Well just..." "When you say "girlfriend", you mean..." "You know, the kinda girl that you get together with to talk about boys?" "No." "I mean the kinda girl that you get together with not to talk about boys." "Oh my God." "I totally remember Mr. Branson." "Is he still wearing those sexy brown polyester pants?" "Yeah, and they've gotten even tighter." "Thanks for the visual." "So, things must be pretty different now?" "No, you know, everything's pretty much the same." "Well, except for getting shot." "Yeah well, there is that." "You know, I'm actually writing a paper about what happened." "Do you mind talking about it?" "I mean, you saw the documentary, right?" "I got lucky." "What else is there to say?" "Well, I was talking about your life now." "It's fine." "You know, no complaints." "So you haven't been anxious or sad?" "No acting out, no reckless behavior?" "Nope and nope." "So you're saying you're the exact same guy you were before this ever even happened?" "Yep, same guy." "No, you know what?" "I take that back." "I'm better in every way." "Well, that's amazing." "I mean..." "My professor said that you guys would be stressed and in denial." "Well that would be really terrible." "So I'm glad you're not like that." " See, you're a natural." " You're a good teacher." "You know what?" "I think you're ready for the L.A. scene." "I think I'm ready for something else." "It's amazing." "Good thing you know nothing about art." "No, I mean it's really deep, it's like..." "You know this woman is tied up by her own hair like she's..." "Like she's bound by her own femininity." "I just thought it was me after having a bad hair day." "But..." "I like your version better." "Well hey..." "What about yours?" "Oh it's just a stupid bird with a yellow beak." "Super deep." "Yeah obviously I'm not much of an artist." "I don't know about that." "I had fun painting with you." "I should get going." "Do you really have to go?" "I should get that." "Hey, what's up?" "Imagine yourself submerged in hot water, with 84 hydro-jets pulsing, swirling and massaging every inch of your body." " Sounds nice." " Then get your ass over here." "Now is not a very good time." "Ok well then, how about later tonight?" "I do have to put an appearance in over at Ego with Kyla" " but after that I..." " Hey Spencer?" " You want water?" " Hey I gotta go." "Talk to you later, ok?" " Sorry." " It's alright." "Is that a camera?" "I can't believe you were filming me without asking." "Would it have been okay if I asked first?" "I'm kidding." "I swear I didn't even know the camera was on." "Oh sure, I'm sure you say that to all the girls." "What are you?" " Like some creepy sex blogger?" " No" "You travel around the world taping unsuspecting girls" " while you try to have sex with them?" " Madison, look, you've got me all wrong." "I was filming earlier today," "My cam must have accidentally turned on while I was checking my e-mail." "You're a liar." "There's no wi-fi in here." "And by the way, I lied too." "You can't dance for crap." "Well hello you two." " Hey." "Chelsea." " Hey, where have you been?" "With Glen but that's not nearly as interesting as what's going on here." "What are you wearing?" "We're already gonna be late." "What are you wearing?" " Late for what?" "I, I..." " We're meeting Kyla at Ego, remember?" "No, I don't remember cause you've never mentioned that to me." "I didn't?" "Well, I just forgot that Lilly Allen's gonna be playing there." "Could you zip?" " Who's Lilly Allen?" " Awesome British singer." "She has like the most amazing voice and her body is unbelievable." "She's so hot." "Hey can you get me that clutch really quick?" "Thank you." "Oh and I need you to hang up that Mark Ryden because it weighs a ton." "Come on." "Aiden, let's go." " Aiden, let's go." " No!" "I'm sorry." "Please?" "Do you have any idea what I've done for you today?" "Let's see, I..." "I set up your plasma." "I hooked up your surround sound I moved all your furniture." " Ok, so you don't wanna go tonight?" " No, I don't wanna go tonight." "Or any other night." " What does that mean?" " I'm done, alright?" "I'm done being your handyman, I'm done being your backup date, I'm done." " Where is all this even coming from?" " People got shot, Ashley." "People got hurt, people died." "And you walked away from it and none of it..." " None of it even touched you." " Of course it did." "It didn't, look at you." "You're the same person you were before this happened." "You didn't even stay around long enough to see who's standing and who wasn't." "Spencer may have forgiven you but I haven't." "Oh wait a minute, ok!" "When Spencer dumped me, you came to me and you knew exactly who I was." " And that makes it ok?" " No." "Ok, I'm sorry." "I suck, I'm a terrible person." "What more do you want me to say?" "Sorry isn't good enough." " I have to go." "Kyla's waiting for me." " Yeah, go, leave." "Cause that's what you do best." "You leave because you can't deal." "You're gay when it's convenient." "You're straight when you want me around." " It is so not even like that." " It is like that." "You know what." "Wear your little dress and..." "Go to your stupid club, have sex with Lilly Allen, or whoever else, I don't care." "And do me a favor." "Next time you have an emergency, call 911." "Transcipt: pseudohuman Subtitles: pikachu1060"