"Too much garbage in your face?" "There's plenty of space out in space!" "BNL star liners leaving each day." "We'll clean up the mess while you're away!" "the Axiom." "while your captain and autopilot" "even Grandma can join the fun." "There's no need to walk." "The Axiom." "Putting the star in executive star liner." "space is the final fun-tier!" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Directive?" "Directive?" "Directive?" "Directive?" "Classified." "Oh." "Name?" "WALL-E." "WALL-E." "WALL-E." "EVE." "EVE." "E..." "Ah!" "EVE." "EVE." "EVE." "EVE." "EVE." "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "WALL-E!" "WALL-E!" "Oh." "EVE." "Ooh!" "Here." "Look." "Pop." "You pop." "Whoa!" "Uh-oh!" "Whoa!" "Uh..." "EVE!" "Whoa." "EVE." "EVE?" "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "Whoa!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "No!" "EVE." "Oh!" "EVE." "EVE." "Foreign contaminant." "Oh!" "Uh-oh." "Foreign contaminant." "Whoa!" "whoa." "Huh?" "EVE!" "Huh?" "Foreign contaminant." "EVE." "EVE! so let's hover over to the driving range and hit a few virtual balls into space." "we did that yesterday." "I don't want to do that." "then what do you want to do?" "I don't know." "Something." "Whoa!" "I'm tired of having the same argument over and over." "over here." "Whoa!" "I'm in a tunnel." "I can't hear you." "There you are." "Buy N Large." "Everything you need to be happy." "Your day is very important to us." "drink-bot." "take the cup!" "Whoa!" "Uh-oh." "Please remain stationary." "A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily." "Stewards!" "Hello!" "Please remain stationary." "Help." "A service-bot will be here to assist you momentarily." "What's that?" "What's going on?" "WALL-E." "Uh..." "John." "EVE?" "no." "John." "EVE!" "WALL-E." "your home sweet home." "your very best friend." "Mmm!" "Time for lunch in a cup." "Feel beautiful." "It's the new you." "Stunning." "You look great." "honey." "Men." "Men." "Axiom shoppers." "Try blue." "It's the new red." "Ooh!" "Love blue." "Date?" "Don't get me started on the date." "Every holo-date I have been on has been a virtual disaster." "one who wasn't so superficial." "There are no good men out there." "I know." "I know because I've..." "What the..." "Whoa!" "Huh?" "Yoo-hoo." "WALL-E." "Uh..." "Mary." "EVE." "Huh?" "Oh!" "sure." "You go ahead." "EVE." "Shade!" "I didn't know we had a pool!" "you are needed on the bridge." "All hands on deck!" "Morning." "Just a trim?" "Uh-huh." "honey." "I know." "I am good." "You look gorgeous." "Oh!" "Sir?" "Coffee." "the annual..." "Auto." "First things first." "status report." "Mechanical systems." "Unchanged." "Reactor core temperature." "Unchanged." "Passenger count." "Unchanged." "Regenerative food buffet." "Unchanged." "Jacuzzi pH balance." "Unchanged." "Atmospheric conditions." "Unchanged." "Captain." "Laundry service volume." "Auto." "the annual reconnaissance..." "1 2:30!" "why didn't you wake me for morning announcements?" "it's the one thing I get to do on this ship." "642 aboard the Axiom." "the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny and... I see the ship's log is showing that today is our 700th anniversary of our five-year cruise." "I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing." "Fore!" "be sure next mealtime to ask for your "free septuacentennial cupcake in a cup." "look at that!" "Also today we have a... what's that flashing button?" "Probe One has returned positive." "Positive?" "EVE." "But no probe's ever come back positive before." "Captain." "has returned from Earth with a confirmed specimen of ongoing photosynthesis." "That's right. lt means it's time to go back home." "Home?" "We're going back?" "we can begin Operation Recolonize." "Simply follow this manual's instructions to place the plant in your ship's holo-detector and the Axiom will immediately navigate your return to Earth." "lt's that easy." "Huh!" "you and your passengers may have suffered some slight bone loss." "But I'm sure a few laps around the ship's jogging track will get you back in shape in no time." "We have a jogging track?" "just consult your operation manual." "See you back home real soon." "Operate Manuel." "Uh... relay instructions." "Manuel?" "Wow." "Will you look at that?" "Let's see." "Huh?" "EVE." "WALL-E!" "EVE." "let's open her up." "'Confirm acquisition."'" "Confirm acquisition." "Ooh!" "Voice authorization required." "Uh..." "Uh..." "Accepted." "Ooh." "Where's the thingy?" "Plant." "Plant." "Right." "Right." "Where is it?" "Maybe we missed a step." "Show me how you change..." "Plant." "Okay." "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" "EVE?" "Plant!" "Why don't you scan her to be sure?" "Contains no specimen." "Probe's memory is faulty." "we're not going to Earth?" "Negative." "huh?" "Captain." "false alarm!" "False alarm." "The probe must be defective. and have them run diagnostics on her." "Make sure she's not..." "Ah!" "WALL-E." "WALL-E cleaned." "Yoo-hoo!" "EVE." "Analyze." "Analysis." "Foreign contaminant." "Substance is a three-phase system composed of various combinations of naturally derived solids." "or earth." "Earth"?" "Hmm." "Define "earth." "the surface of the world as distinct from the sky or sea." "Wow." "Define "sea." "an expanse of salt water that covers most of the Earth's surface and surrounds its landmasses." "Foreign contaminant." "Whoa!" "EVE." "Whoa!" "Just a trim?" "You look gorgeous." "Fore!" "Fore!" "Fore!" "EVE!" "clear." "Whoa!" "Ooh!" "Whoa!" "EVE!" "EVE!" "Ah!" "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" "WALL-E!" "my." "Halt!" "WALL-E!" "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "WALL-E!" "Halt!" "Halt!" "Caution." "Rogue robots." "WALL-E!" "D-FlB:" "Clear." "Ooh!" "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Uh-oh." "EVE." "Earth." "Earth." "Oh!" "Ah." "Directive." "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" "Uh-oh." "Plant!" "WALL-E." "EVE." "WALL-E!" "Cruising speed." "You are now free to move about the cabin." "Huh?" "Oh!" "Twenty seconds to self-destruct." "Ten seconds to self-destruct." "two..." "No." "No." "EVE!" "WALL-E!" "Whoa!" "WALL-E!" "Oh!" "EVE." "WALL-E." "EVE." "WALL-E!" "WALL-E." "Whee!" "so many stars." "Oh." "Hey!" "Hey!" "That's what's-his-name!" "Hey!" "What the..." "Look!" "Look at that." "Huh?" "What?" "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" "Hi." "Hi." "Define "hoedown." "a social gathering at which lively dancing would take place." "Earth is amazing!" "These are called "farms. like pizza." "Captain." "Psst!" "Computer." "Define "dancing." "a series of movements involving two partners where speed and rhythm match harmoniously with music." "Uh-huh." "Uh..." "EVE." "Home." "Uh-oh." "The lido deck is now closing." "The lido deck is now closing." "Stop that." "Make me." "I didn't know we had a pool." "No splashing." "No diving." "go on." "No splashing." "No..." "EVE." "Shh!" "Directive." "Prepare for landing." "everybody." "we're home!" "It's so beautiful!" "No." "It's nothing." "I was pleased to do this." "It's all about you people." "It's not about me." "How?" "How did you find it?" "We can go back home!" "For the first time!" "What's it like now?" "Oh!" "no." "Don't tell me." "I want to see for myself." "Wait." "That doesn't look like Earth." "Where's the blue sky?" "Where's the grass?" "I know that song. dancing." "dancing." "did you?" "then." "Come on." "Wait a minute." "Huh?" "EVE?" "EVE!" "Uh-oh!" "WALL-E." "EVE." "EVE." "EVE." "Pathetic." "EVE." "EVE!" "Oh!" "Huh?" "Foreign contaminant." "little guy." "You came a long way for a drink of water." "that's..." "We have to go back." "sir." "WALL-E." "WALL-E." "EVE found the plant." "Fire up the holo-detector." "Captain." "You may give it to me." "You know what?" "I should do it myself." "Captain." "I insist you give me the plant." "get out of my way." "We cannot go home." "Captain." "classified"?" "You don't keep a secret from the captain." "Give me the plant." "Tell me what's classified." "The plant." "Auto!" "That's an order." "sir." "will you?" "autopilots." "Got some bad news." "Um..." "failed." "rising toxicity levels have made life unsustainable on Earth." "Unsustainable"?" "What?" "we're going to have to cancel Operation Recolonize." "just stay the course." "Um..." "it'll just be easier for everyone to remain in space." "Easier"?" "Mr. President?" "l think... time to go." "Okay. I'm giving Override Directive A1 13." "Go to full autopilot." "and do not return to Earth." "do not return to Earth." "Let's get the heck out of here." "the plant." "No." "Wait a minute." "when was that message sent out to the Axiom?" "Message received in the year 21 10." "That's..." "That's nearly 700 years ago!" "things have changed!" "We've got to go back." "orders are "do not return to Earth." "But life is sustainable now." "Look at this plant." "Green and growing." "Captain." "What?" "It's completely relevant!" "Out there is our home." "Auto." "And it's in trouble." "I can't just sit here and do nothing." "That's all I've ever done." "That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done." "Nothing!" "On the Axiom you will survive." "I don't want to survive." "I want to live!" "Must follow my directive." "I'm the captain of the Axiom." "We are going home today." "GO-4?" "Hey!" "That's not... arrest him." "you are to put this plant straight in the holo-detector." "No!" "Huh?" "EVE?" "WALL-E!" "EVE!" "the plant!" "WALL-E!" "Over here." "Throw it." "Ahhh!" "EVE!" "Give me the plant." "WALL-E!" "All communications are terminated." "You are confined to quarters." "No!" "Mutiny!" "Mutiny!" "WALL-E?" "Caution." "Activating airlock disposal." "WALL-E!" "Activating airlock disposal." "WALL-E?" "Ah!" "Ah!" "EVE." "WALL-E!" "Caution." "Activating airlock disposal." "Activating airlock disposal." "WALL-E!" "Foreign contaminant." "Whoa!" "Whoa." "WALL-E." "Huh?" "All clean." "All clean." "WALL-E." "M-O." "M-O?" "M-O." "M-O." "Mmm?" "Mmm." "Directive." "Directive." "Earth." "Earth." "Earth." "Earth." "Earth?" "Earth!" "M-O." "WALL-E!" "Wrong." "Please hold." "We are currently having..." "EVE!" "Whoops." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "That style suits you." "Clear." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Not possible." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Auto!" "Auto!" "Mutiny." "Mutiny." "Stupid wheel." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "Caution." "Rogue robots." "The plant!" "We'll see who's powerless now." "testing." "ls this thing on?" "This is the captain." "I am locked in my room." "bring the plant to the lido deck." "hurry." "Auto's probably going to cut me off..." "Halt." "Ah!" "Halt." "my." "Clear." "Oh!" "halt." "Auto." "Not possible." "That's right." "The plant." "blinky." "No." "Captain?" "Captain?" "Let go." "Let go." "Too heavy for you?" "Huh?" "Get off." "one-eye." "Get off." "Is that all you got?" "Halt." "That's it." "A little closer." "Cease and desist." "Not good." "Got you." "Whoa!" "Remain calm." "Remain calm." "this is your captain speaking." "We're having a slight malfunction with the autopilot." "Please remain calm." "Ah!" "Enough." "Hey." "What?" "John?" "Whoa!" "no!" "I gotcha!" "get ready to have some kids!" "Look out!" "Ah!" "Oh!" "No." "WALL-E!" "No!" "Uh-oh." "no!" "Auto?" "WALL-E!" "you are relieved of duty." "No." "Plant!" "Plant!" "Foreign contaminant." "Plant!" "EVE!" "Plant origin verified." "WALL-E." "Course set for Earth." "Ten seconds to hyper-jump." "Nine..." "No." "...eight... four... no." "WALL-E." "zero." "WALL-E!" "WALL-E." "EVE!" "Huh?" "WALL-E." "EVE." "Ooh!" "WALL-E?" "Ooh!" "WALL-E?" "WALL-E." "WALL-E!" "EVE?" "WALL-E?" "EVE!" "Whee!" "You're kidding!" "go." "This is called farming!" "You kids are going to grow all kinds of plants." "Vegetable plants." "Pizza plants!" "It's good to be home!" "# Took a moment # # to be loved # # a whole life # # long #" "# Did you think that your feet had been bound #" "# By what gravity brings to the ground?" "#" "# Did you feel you were tricked by the future you picked?" "# come on down #" "# All these rules don't apply When you're high in the sky #" "# So come on down #" "# Come on down #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We'll send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# Did you think you'd escaped from routine #" "# By changing the script and the scene?" "#" "# Despite all you made of it #" "# You're always afraid of the change #" "# You've got a lot on your chest # you can come as my guest #" "# So come on down #" "# Come on down #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We'll send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# Like the fish in the ocean #" "# We felt at home in the sea #" "# We learned to live off the good land #" "# We learned to climb up a tree #" "# Then we got up on two legs #" "# But we wanted to fly #" "# And when we messed up our homeland #" "# We set sail for the sky #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We'll send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# We're coming down #" "# Coming down to Earth #" "# Like babies at birth #" "# Coming down to Earth #" "# We define new priorities #" "# These are extraordinary qualities #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# There's no better place to go #" "# We got snow up on the mountains #" "# We got rivers down below #" "# We're coming down to the ground #" "# We hear the birds sing in the trees #" "# And the land will be looked after #" "# We send the seeds out in the breeze #" "# We define new priorities #" "# These are extraordinary qualities #" "# To find on Earth #" "# To find on Earth #" "# To find on Earth #"