"What is all this drama?" "Why did you call me here then?" " What?" "Did you bring that?" " What?" "Brinjal..." " Yes..." "I'll show you" "Wait..." "I'll make a curry out of it" "Don't make a scene." "Tell me if you've brought it" "Will you speak up" "What?" "Flavoured milk?" "Is this our honeymoon?" "And even in honeymoons there's nothing like this" "It only happens in movies" "And its outdated even there now...!" "Come to me now..." "I'm not talking of that" " Then?" "The raincoat thing...?" " Yes" "That's no fun." "I'll get you some pills" " No pills" "We're meeting after so many days Now, don't waste time talking" "Let me go" "Listen one and all..." "A big bang in Kulpe village..." "Baburao's affair and Gotya has a blast ltem song from the magical Julie" "Shows extended on public demand" "Don't miss the beginning" "Or reveal the end" "Kolhapuri James Bond" " Baburao" "A big bang in Kulpe" "Baburao's affair and Gotya has a blast also Starring as an EXTRA HERO see our Kulpe's very own..." "Raghunath Hiwale" "The pride of Kulpe village..." "Superstar..." "Hey Balya, wait wait" " What happened?" "What happened?" " My father saw me" "I'll go now" "Wait Mukya..." "Hey wait you..." "Hey come here" "What the hell!" "Come on." "What have we decided?" "We have to make Raghya famous" "Hold this And sit behind me..." "Come on now..." "How can you leave like this...?" "Raghya is our buddy..." "And do you think we have no fathers?" "Hey Mukya" "You useless chap" "Coward..." "Where will you run away..." "I'll get you!" "Don't forget to see the film" "Superstar Raghunath Hiwale's film" "Extra hero Raghunath Hiwale" "Please take me along with you" "My heart is all flustered" "Let's celebrate this game of your love and mine" "Please take me along with you" "My heart is all flustered" "Let's celebrate this game of your love and mine" "Our partnership is like a dream come true" "Come into my arms;" "don't ever go far away again" "Don't take me along like this, my love" "My heart is beating fast" "Let's have a complete blast" "You are crazy with love;" "and so am I" "There are bells ringing in my head" "Let's have a complete blast" "You are crazy with love;" "and so am I" "The whole world is jealous" "But we don't bother about them" "I am a complete dasher like Romeo" "And your beauty, my love, is like Juliet's" "Your romance is making me intoxicated" "I am all in love with your style" "Let's swing;" "let's enjoy;" "let's sing" "Let us fly the birds of love" "Come into my arms;" "don't go far away" "No my love, I don't want this intoxication" "My heart is beating fast" "Let's have a complete blast" "You are crazy with love;" "and so am I" "There are bells ringing in my head" "Let's have a complete blast" "You are crazy with love;" "and so am I" "The whole world is jealous" "Let's have a complete blast" "You are crazy with love;" "and so am I" "There are bells ringing in my head" "Let's have a complete blast" "You are crazy with love;" "and so am I" "The whole world is jealous" "Raghya, we've reached." "Hey hero, we've reached." " Hm" "Where's the shooting happening here?" "It happens there inside..." "Then let's go in" "Balya, you go now" "In any case, they won't allow you to enter" "What?" "So I can't see your shoot?" "Next week we'll be shooting in our village, you guys can watch it there." "What use is that of?" "I got this motorbike from Janya to come for the shooting" "I fought with his wife..." "lied to Darshana..." "And Raghya, you had promised me" "Yes, yes, I've heard all that" "You can't speak out what you do for friends" "And shootings are damn boring" "Later you'll accuse me of wasting your time" "And say that you had a lot of other work" "So I should go?" "Go... it's getting late" "Best of luck... best luck" "We'll meet later" " Yes, see you" "Ride safely..." "Okay... say 'Hi' to your heroine" "Welcome..." "superstar Raghunath Hiwale..." "I have been calling you." "Is this your call time?" "No, no..." "The shooting has started!" "Has it?" "Yes and you are late...?" "You can only bluff..." "I should not have done you this favour!" "Don't say like this..." "Do you think everyone is going to wait for you?" "Sir, it took time to shave and colour my hair" "That's all" "And I almost got bald" "And was about to color my face balck" "Dreaming of becoming a Hero..." "Hurry up now" "And stand in the last row..." "Dreams of a hero and infact is a big zero" "You added too much water into it" "The paint should be thicker" "See, one can't read that line" "I can't read in any case" "And you don't teach me" "I've been painting since I was wetting my pants." "What's next..." "An educated girl leads to progress!" "Blood donation is the greatest donation!" "Sunday is for Pulse Polio!" "The State Welfare Minister is coming for a visit" "We have to do a public awakening in the district" "What's all this Purshottam?" "Why bring all this rubbish to Kulpe?" "Everyone is wide awake here" "What new awakening do you want?" "I'm in charge of Kulpe and Mandavwadi" "Sarpanch (Village Head), we've to do free blood donation and a street play in order to awaken people through entertainment" "A Pulse Polio drive for the kids" "These three programmes are must..." "Oh, and one more thing..." "for the youth" "And for those who think they're still young" "Free distribution of CONDOMS!" "What this for?" "Of What use is it here?" "You need that for awakening" "But what's its use in our village?" "Kids go fool around in the fields..." "You never know when one is in and out of them" "They are very fast and discreet about it..." "And who has the time..." "Public will buy a cigarette or a beedi instead of these" "That too if some one else pays for them" "The government too is giving these free now" "Once people get used to it, they buy it" "Have you heard of anyone having a bath with a towel wrapped around" "What do you say Appa?" "I am getting what you are saying" "But you're right Sarpanch (village head)" "What's right?" "What's right?" "The population is rising..." "Then advocate vasectomy." "Nobody understands this stuff here." "Its not just that..." "Sarpanch..." "This international disease called AIDS is here" "One just has to mention it to get grants from all over the world" "Look Sarpanch, we have a huge budget passed..." "So you co-operate with me and I will return the favor..." "Pick some enterprising kids from your village kulpe and get them to assist you" "Makes sense?" "Hey, where were you?" "We had decided to meet at the bus stand" "See what I've brought, Darshana" "See this" "See this" "its for you..." "I've brought your beauty parlour stuff" "Burn it... or sell it" "Brought my stuff?" "How long did you take?" "Had lots of things going around?" "Yes of course..." "You have a finger in so many pies" "You can't handle this Bakul." "Let call it off..." "Hey... hey... hey..." "why are you doing this?" "We're meeting after so many days" "And I have to spend time just reasoning with you" "So who's asking you to waste your time on me?" "I have work in the farm." "I'm going" "Hey..." "Hey Darshana..." "Wait, I'm coming" "Wait, I'm coming" "Hey, I love you" "Show me the answer to the fifth question" "I won't show you." "Now shut up and let me write" "Shirya, hey Shirya" "What?" "Give me the answer to the fifth question!" "Give me the answer to the second question!" "No, I don't know it" "Please tell me" "Or give me your answer sheet" "Sir will come." "Go back to your seat." "Mukund Borate, what are you doing?" "Nothing Sir..." "I dropped my pen..." "Can't hold a pen right and want to appear for the exam" "Go to your seat" "Darshana listen to me... go go don't waste your time behind me... you have a lot of work isn't it yes I am going to be a big man you wait and watch..." "Now what have you dropped?" "I dropped the pen on the other side, Sir." "Give me your pen" "Write the rest of the paper with your fingers." "Why waste your time looking for your pen..." "Chapati (flatbread)... wait one second..." "Those wedding guys are asking for a refund" "There's no bride and groom in the wedding video" "You know what, they were surrounded by lots of women..." "When I tried to squeeze in, the women looked at me angrily" "And you know me." "I keep a distance from women" "Yes, I know" " Yes... so..." "So I stood far away and shot whatever I could standing on a chair" "Then how would the bride and groom be seen" "Why do you blame me unnecessarily?" "And who is this beauty queen?" "Is she the bride?" "Oh hell!" "That Pundalik made a mess I suppose..." "Pundalik?" "He messed up or you goofed up?" "Hey, please don't doubt me" "This dancer woman is a famous star in Kolhapur" "Why would she bother about me?" "You know how it is?" " What?" "When I shoot..." " Yes" "Pundalik lines it up" " Hm" "Something must have gone wrong while arranging and rearranging it..." "That Pundalik is one fool..." "And you doubt me!" "How will you get jobs in this manner?" "How long we'll have to stay in this tiny Mandvewadi?" "You had shown me such big dreams when we got married!" "Be a little patient..." "There's a job in Kolhapur" "When that is done, I'll pour heaps of money in front of you!" "Yes, you can't even get work here" "Who's going to give you a job in Kolhapur?" "You know that friend of mine?" " Who?" "Bakul Chinchuke" "He has a friend who is going to put in a word for me" " That guy?" "Yes" "That liar from Kulpe?" "He doesn't lie to me." "He said he'd help me out he will" "Oh really?" "Our bike is still with him" "It's been a week." "He hasn't returned it yet" "He said he'll give it back tomorrow" "Go watch your face in the mirror..." "Don't depend on that liar" "He'll eat the fruit and leave you with the seeds" "And the heroine's father..." "the villain himself grabs his daughter's hand and drags her away" "Keep quiet..." "The hero is watching all this" "He is about to rescue her" "Just then, her father's hired goons approach him with sticks in hand" "Oh shucks..." "Not me..." "it's my dummy lying on the floor" "I'm sitting under the shade drinking juice" "Great... and then" "And then we arrive at the steps of the heroine's house" "Wow!" "And then the hero, that is me runs up to her house and stops" "The heroine..." "for instance Balya..." "The heroine is sitting and shedding tears for me" "Raghya..." " The heroine..." "Watch out..." "I thrash them all" "Dhishoom... dhishoom... dishoom" "I'm standing under the balcony" "And then from the stairs next to the balcony I climb up very fast and I call out to the heroine" "Baba(The father)..." " Go away!" "What?" "And then I hold her hand" "And I take her down the same staircase" "She looks back once" "Her father is standing in the balcony wiping his tears" "Wonderful Raghya..." "I love it" "Slowly, I leave for the village with her" "And then in the village..." " What?" "All my friends are waiting for me" "As soon as they see me they lift me up" "Hey, lift me up" "And then our song..." "Raghya, wonderful Raghya." "Raghya" " Yes" "You dance so well... you act so well" "You should be the hero of this film!" "Isn't it Mukya?" "Yes, that's true" "Can anyone speak like what you do...?" "That idiot hero from your last film" "He can't speak or dance" "He just shook his butt with the item girl." "Is that dancing?" "Yes, but he still is the hero" "But wait and watch Balya." "A day will come..." "My father, who ushers people with a torch to their seats will sit in those seats and watch my film" "Superstar Raghunath Hiwale!" "Raghya, your heroine will cling to you and ask for a kiss" "And then your song in the rain" "People will be crazy for your love scenes" "Crowds at the ticket window" "Then I'll sell tickets in black..." "I'll do so much business that I'll produce your next film" "And what about your admissions' business and other things?" "You stupid chap!" " What?" "One must never have only one business..." "Take out a second from the first A third from the second" "That's how it should be" "Raghya, I'll do such big business that this entire Kulpe village will crowd around me like ants attracted to jaggery" "But our friendship will not change" "And Mukund will get tales of our friendship published in the papers..." "Oh really?" "One businessman and one superstar" " Superstar..." "Two heroes from the same village Headlights in the papers" "Not headlight Balya... headline" "Mukund will sort that out" "Why else did I get him admission in the college?" "If he is educated, it's like us being educated" "Isn't it Mukya?" " What?" "What Mukya?" "Mukya, whats wrong... why are you quiet?" "I'm going to fail again" " What?" "I just couldn't remember anything" "I kept thinking of a story as usual" " Then?" "Then what?" "I wrote it down." "And also a postscript - "If you like the story, please pass me"" "If he likes the story Mukya..." "Congratulations" "It's friends like you that make life fun" "Otherwise, what does this village have for us?" "Raghya, Mukya, lets go to Kolhapur" "There's a show by item girl Rakhi." "Let's go see it" "Kolhapur?" " Yes." "Not me." "My father will beat me up" "Who is going to tell him?" "I'll take you there and bring you back like a trick..." "But the tickets?" "Who's got money?" "We'll see." "We'll manage something" "Days, months have passed;" "but you don't care" "I am full of youth;" "how long can I wait?" "Now what will happen to me" "Press the button on your mobile phone" "And speak to me in the language of love" "Press the button on your mobile phone" "And speak to me in the language of love" "Hey man, understand her confusion" "Now what will happen to her?" "Please press your mobile phone button" "And speak to her in the language of love" "Please press your mobile phone button" "And speak to her in the language of love" "There are others who romance her" "Others who pine for her" "Just see how gracefully she walks its like a celestial goddess has arrived" "There are others who romance her" "Others who pine for her" "Just see how gracefully she walks its like a celestial goddess has arrived" "I sent you so many messages" "I cant live without you" "I sent you so many messages" "I cant live without you" "All the seasons are going to waste" "My body aches for you" "My mind is going crazy;" "please hurry up, my love" "Charge your phone..." "Charge your phone;" "make a missed call at least" "Tell me, how do I live alone" "Please press your mobile button" "And speak to me with love" "Please press your mobile button" "And speak to me with love" "I haven't heard your voice in a long time" "Why have you forgotten me?" "Please press your mobile button" "And speak to her with love" "Please press your mobile button" "And speak to me with love" "Balya..." " What?" "At least tell us what to do" "Nothing." "You just register" "I'll do the work." "Don't ask or say anything" "Sarpanch Sir..." "Can I come in?" " Come in Bakul" "Nana told me about the distribution..." "These two will also distribute" " Okay" "Mukunda will distribute in college and" "Raghu will come with me" "That's good!" "We sould have the maximum numbers of condoms distributed in our village..." "Yes, of course" "Give two per house if you like" "There's at least one affair in each house" "Appa..." " Yes?" "Note down his name" "And give him all the stuff" " Okay." "Bakul, remember, not a single pack should come back!" "Fine" "Name...?" "Bakul Chinchuke..." "Bakul Chinchuke..." "Age?" " 21" "Good!" "One... two... three..." "four Five and five, ten" "And one... two..." "three... four, that's 15" "Raghya here you go, one..." "two... three... four" "Mukya, take them..." "let's get going now." "Balya, if anyone asks what's this what do we say?" "Raghya, what's written on the pack?" "Mukya, what's written on the pack?" "Kamasutra!" ""For the Pleasure of Making Love"" "What does it mean?" "Means... it's fun" "Oh that's great" "We'll say that Sarpanch has given fun in a pack" "Use it and see" "If you don't like it, return the pack" "What do you mean "Don't like it?"" "Is this a chocolate?" "Balya, but what are they for?" "It prevents kids being born" "Hell... then who will use them?" "But I don't understand..." "Why not have kids?" "Is it a sin?" "No not that..." "now take our Dhana Kadam for example" "He's always on edge" "He must be relieving himself everyday" "So he has a flock of kids and a worn-out wife" "Worn-out..." "And one uses condoms to prevent that" "Then what is AIDS?" "When I went to Mumbai, I had heard about it" "I thought it must be some Mumbai special" "May be." "In Mumbai, spacing between births must be called AIDS" "Every town has its own language" "Keep quiet" "This Mukya talks rot" "Just because he's a little educated he says what he wants" "Then sit down..." "...and make balloons out of this" "Like our college guys do" "There are lots of balloons in the toilet" "Let it be" "Let's distribute them first" "When it's done, we'll meet here." "Okay?" "Raghya, you go northwards..." "Mukya, you go to the college and I'll go downwards" "Go now" "Let's go..." "Hey wait, I'll give to all." "One by one... here... here..." "Brother..." "What?" "I want to give you this packet" "But the marriage isn't over yet" "I won't have time later" "I see" "Yes... yes..." "Put it in my pocket" "In your pocket?" "Yes, put it" "It's done." "Have you written the names?" "Everything is written on it." " See you!" "Yes..." "What packets were you distributing in college?" "Your principal came home" "You put these terrible packs in his office?" "You go to college to learn all this do you?" "No more college for you from today" "Please don't do that..." "Bappa(Father) please listen" "I've been warning you but you have the brains of an ox" "You have just grown horns ...and no sense at all." "But Bappa, everyone had to distribute them in the village..." "It's for public awakening in the village" "You idiot..." "What do you have to do with public awakening in the village?" "Don't try to fool me" "You do all this rubbish because of that Balya and Raghya" "Just remember..." "If I see you with that pair of bullocks again I'll skin you alive And throw you in this wrestling pit" "Understand?" "Please don't" "No college for you from today!" "No college!" "Please don't..." "No college!" "Bappa, listen to me..." "Please Bappa..." "Bappa..." "The Parrot sings sweet and bright, Lets give aids a very good fight..." "Use the condom and live life healthy responsible and right." "Rolling" " Action" "Help... help... help" "Cut... cut... cut... come back" "What is this... they have abducted the heroine seven or eight times" "Won't they be getting bored of it..." "We must ask Raghya..." "Can't see Ragya anywhere" "You won't." "He must be putting on make-up" "Over there... in that bus" "Shit..." "That huge bus is for Raghya?" "Then what?" "Our Raghya is a hero" " Silence" "Shit... they are shouting here." "Let's go there" "They're not stopping anyone there" "Where are you going Balya?" " To that bus" "Why?" " I don't understand Mukya why do these people have such a huge bus to paint their faces?" "They could stand, look in a mirror and colour their faces" "No no Balya... there must be something else in this bus" "See, there are lights inside" "Let's go in and see" "Has a mad dog..." " Shh..." "Has a mad dog bitten you?" " Why?" "Balya, as it is I'm risking my life coming here with you" "If my father gets to know, I'll be finished" "So you don't get ideas, okay?" "You know what I'm thinking" "Raghya keeps talking about affairs between heroes and heroines" "They must be using this bus for that" "Let's go in and see" "Thank God we got away;" "that ass came after us" "Where is he?" " I don't know" "Hey... he's coming" "Shh... quiet" "Shit!" "Not even a dog had pissed on me so far... and now this guy..." "Hey... we'll be spotted" "Balya, let's go" "Raghya is not to be seen" "He must be inside the bus." "Let's go in" "He'll work out something for us" "And if someone stops us?" "Why would they?" "We'll just go to the bus before anyone can ask..." "We'll just open the door and go in" "Raghya must be inside" "Once we meet him, nobody will dare to stop us" "Come on!" "Hell..." "There's nobody here..." "It's a complete house" "And a bathroom to take a bath too...!" "It's superb!" "It's superb!" "It's really great Mukya;" "it's wonderful" "Balya, there's a script here" " Then read it" "Wait..." "The heroine screams 'Help!" "' and runs" "The villain chases her and the police arrive" "Mukya, this is what they are shooting!" "You go that side... you go there" "You go back... and you in front" "Watch the camera" "I had a great bath" " Really?" "The soap is so expensive" " I'll bathe too" "It's like rosewater" " Yes... yes... yes" "Go in quickly; it's great" " Yes... yes... yes" "Sir, I'll just go to the vanity van" " Okay" "Balya... towel" "Take this" "Come on..." "Out..." "You too" "What were you doing inside?" "Sir, we really didn't know anything" "We just came to visit..." "and we thought..." "To visit?" "You wished to steal" "No... no..." "not to steal... to see the shooting" "Let's put them in police custody" "Please don't... no police" "Why the Police?" "We'll just break their limbs ourselves!" "That will teach them!" "No... no Sir..." "we came to see the shooting" "Raghya is our friend..." "he's the hero of this film" "What..." "Who is Raghya?" "Here he is..." "This is our friend Raghya" "They are not thieves... they are my friends" " Yes... yes..." "Your friends?" " What happened Sir?" "Who do you think you are?" " What happened?" "What did they do?" "They were bathing in the heroine's room" "Why were you bathing?" "We thought it was your room" "Is it their private property?" "No no Sir" "Now take them and scram" " Okay Sir" "And if I see you here again..." "Come here..." "Take off your costume take your friends and get out of here" " Please don't Sir" "Who asked you to interfere?" "Why did you come there?" "How would we know whose room it was?" "I was telling him..." ""We should go back"" "But he didn't listen;" "he dragged me inside" "Now I don't dare to return home" "If I go half-naked like this, my father will kill me" "Balya, now take me home to your place" "Don't cry like a girl" "Look, I'll put you back in the dark like I took you away ...before anyone finds out..." "My life is in a mess" "You guys have other concerns" "But Raghya, why did they take your clothes?" "Aren't you the hero?" "Hero?" "Yes..." "My foot!" "I just stand behind the hero" "Hell... now my clothes are gone." "And I'm finished too" "I've lost my job and my dignity" "Why?" "How can that be?" "It's gone..." "What if they took away your clothes!" "But how can they take away your inborn art?" "Isn't it Mukya?" "Now we'll stand on our own feet" "Enough of this nonsense!" "I've dared to do things in front of my father my teachers." "What happened?" "Not that, guys..." "we three were all separate so far." "Now we must work together" "Mukya's education Raghya's talent and my intelligence" "We must combine all three" "So Mr. Bakul, what exactly do we do?" "Pull a heist?" "Yes, we entered one bus and lost our clothes" "A robbery will make us lose our lives" "And my father will chop me up into pieces in the wrestling pit" "This guy sings just one tune" "No, forget it." "I will go and apologize to our production manager" "Let me see what happens" "No begging pardon!" "You are a smart ass!" "Nobody will offer me a role again" "And you don't want me to apologise - So what if you don't get a role..." "You know, what I feel" "What use is this job where you're not given any respect" "You're a 1000 times more handsome than that stupid hero" "Tens of such heroines will hover around you" "Let it be" "If you lose one job, you will get another" "And if you don't, we'll produce a film" "You will be the hero" "And we'll find a heroine who will be better than this one" "I'm leaving..." "Today I'll suffer a beating" "And tomorrow I'll eat mud in the wrestling pit" "Why?" "If my father finds out that we are producing a film he will make me do just that" "How will they know unless you tell them?" "That's it..." "Got it..." "I'm ready!" "Got it..." "Cinema..." "Balya..." "Mukya..." "We'll produce a film" "Our film!" "I'm ready too brother" "You will be the hero Mukya's script" "And my intelligence" "We'll make a super hit film" "Better than theirs" "No way..." "I'm not in this" "I can see my own film quite clearly" "If I do a film with you it'll be 'The End' for me" "I won't join you" "I see!" "So that's your friendship?" "Raghya..." "I've already done badly in the exam" "Doing a film would mean going from the frying pan into the fire" "You do what you want;" "I won't join" "Mukya... when you fail, you will come to us for help" "Okay... we'll see" " Yes" "I'm not coming" " Hey" "Shit!" "Come see our play" "A one paisa play!" "Your play and ours" "Come and see... this play" "But what is the name of your play" "A brake from the mind is the best brake" "A brake from the mind is the best brake!" "You and me" "You and me" "I've kept one and a quarter rupees in your honour" "Tell these people about the importance of AIDS" "Tell these people about the importance of AIDS" "But who will tell us?" "Our Aburao... and Khaburao" "Aburao is here" "And Khaburao is here too" "Aburao is here" "And Khaburao is here too" "Namaskaar (Hello) all of you" "Hello... hello" "I am a very philosophical man from this village" "I'm Khaburao... and the crazy people of this village think I'm clever" "No not that... not that" "I'm looking for my friend" "My friend Aburao" "I'm looking for him" "Where is that guy?" "Hey man, I've been looking for you since morning" "Where have you been?" "I was getting a shave" " From your wife?" "How do you know?" "From the blush on your face" "Forget that" "Tell me why you called me" "Yes, I forgot..." "Listen..." "What I'm saying..." "we have to go to our village" "Go to each house" " Okay..." "And start a public awakening about AIDS" "I see!" "So let's do one thing" "Let's take all these villagers along" "Yes, let's..." "So folks, will you come with us" "Yes...!" "Come on..." "Tell them about the importance of AIDS" "So Mr. Barber..." "I believe your blade is extra sharp." "Is that true?" "We must find out if his blades are sharper or men's cheeks are softer" "Oh I see Khaburao" "Mr. Barber" " Yes" "Tell me" "You use one blade for four people" "How come?" "Yes how come?" "One blade can shave four" "So what?" "So long as the shave gets done" "I would say" "I should do eight shaves Not just four with one blade" "Eight shaves?" "With one blade?" "Yes" "Tell me Mr. Barber" "How many wives do you have?" "What's that got to do with this?" "Tell us, are you interested in your wife?" "What?" "How many wives do you have?" "That's what we are interested in" "With the curse of God" "Only one!" "What did you say?" "I meant, with God's grace!" "Yes... and that bitch ...in the tent outside the village" "You go to meet her secretly" "You think I don't know" "See" "One blade and two shaves" "What are you doing?" "You are trying to shame me alone!" "I've been married four years;" "I have four kids" "You didn't take a break even once?" "No I didn't" "I was fed up having the same bland food every day..." "So what what if i had something spicy on my plate..." "What's wrong with that?" "I see!" "You want something spicy?" "Something spicy?" "See folks Mr. Barber wants spice;" "a change of taste" "Should we say what others want?" "Should we?" " No no" "Should I tell?" "No don't Khaburao." "The public knows everything" "Yes the public knows everything" "Yes the public knows everything" "This is a delicate problem" "The people..." "The people are dim-witted" "Khaburao, what are you saying?" "The people will thrash us" "What else?" "Using one blade for four shaves is wrong" "And going to different places for a change in taste is also dangerous" "Shouldn't the people know that?" "But Khaburao" "I don't understand what you are saying" "Will you explain it properly?" "In easy to understand simple language" "Avoid immoral relationships Prevent AIDS" "Avoid immoral relationships Prevent AIDS" "For good health, always eat at home" "Don't eat stale food outside" "Don't eat stale food outside" "Don't eat stale food outside" "When you donate and take blood always check it and use a fresh needle" "Check the blood" "And use a fresh needle" "For safe sex" "Use a condom" "Use a condom!" "Use a condom!" "The brake of the mind is the best brake" "The brake of the mind is the best brake" "So folks" "Don't use a single beak for 10 fruits" "That's not good" "That's not good" "If you sin everyone will suffer" "Everyone will suffer" "How can you tell?" "Who is in the wrong?" "In the throes of passion" "You don't know what you're doing" "You don't know what you're doing" "I did say that" "But I dreamt of the whole film last night" "I saw it all while I was sleeping" "But I didn't find anything special" "We need Mukya" "Forget him" "He won't come" "He's a bloody turncoat" "It's like he's hit by a spark" "That's it..." "All we need is that 'spark'" "To start the car" "One push and then I'll make the car run" "Hey Mukya, where were you?" "Forget that..." "did you see the play yesterday?" "You saw it?" "Of course..." "I looked all over for you in the crowd..." "We thought you wouldn't come" "We didn't see him..." "He is lying" "Balya, I don't imitate others" "Understand" " Yes" "And Raghu, I've come to tell you" "We will find our film story..." "We'll find it?" "How?" "What if we do a film about AIDS?" "Have you both gone mad?" "Just tell me..." "has anyone with AIDS become famous?" "Give me one name..." "then I'll listen to you" "As though anyone with this kind of disease would want to announce it in the papers" "You too Balya... really..." "Were you seeing the play or the girls in the play?" "And who knows..." "Famous people may not even get this disease..." "They must be using expensive condoms" "You are absolutely right there Raghya!" "But if this is a hidden subject then who would see a film based on it?" "You were the one who said that the story should be such that everyone would love it" "Mr. Bakul your brain doesn't seem to have ripened this year" "Think... this disease happens with relationships outside marriage" "Didn't they say that?" "Yes, so?" "So the story has to have a woman" "Not just one... but two..." "Correct" " May be even more" "And we need a hero to be with those women" "Yes" "Going from one woman to the other means suspense" "Then a lot of tension when the disease happens" "And a lot of crying when they know why it has happened" "So... so suspense" "Tension" "And tears!" "All the ingredients are mixing perfectly" "Hey... you're right!" "Guys listen;" "now the main thing is remaining" "Hero and heroine?" "That's easy." "You are the hero" "And any of our village girls will be ready if it's a film" "No, not that..." "Money?" "Leave that to me" "I'll work on that from today" "I'll see how to get hold of financers..." "Not that either" "The money will come..." "But where's the camera and cameraman in our village?" "Oh shit..." "I forgot about that" "That'll get done too" "We have a camera and a cameraman..." "Who?" "Janardan from Mandavwadi." "That Janya?" " Of course!" "Hey... we don't want stills" "We need moving pictures" "Yes!" " Yes!" "That Janya can't even take college identity photographs" "He took mine for my identity card" "You know what the Registrar asked me?" "If I had leukoderma..." "That's an old story." "Oh superstar, he's bought a shooting camera now..." "Trust me..." "Shooting a film is not every Tom, Dick and Harry's job Balya" "Also, he should agree to do it" "Let's ask him..." "Maybe we'll get lucky." "Yes!" "Will do..." "Yes, a camera!" "Then is that definite?" "Is that definite?" "Is it?" "Have you decided?" "When I ask, you don't talk" "If I don't speak, you keep asking me things" "And when you ask, I don't want to reply" "So how do we manage this?" "You figure that out" "Take that earlier photo gadget and that contraption for shooting and burn them in the garbage dump" "Both are useless and they are just taking up space in the house" "Hey Priti..." " First get your bike back." "Why do you bring bike between?" "What can I do if people borrow my things...?" "Janabhau..." "All okay?" "You rascal..." "What are you doing here?" "Give me my bike at once!" "Give me my bike" "You swine, you..." "Brother Janardan, what's a bike?" "You'll buy a big car soon!" "I'll slap you so hard on your backside, you rascal" "You speak such nonsense" "I'll buy a car..." "Are you drunk?" "All this fiasco is because of you!" "And you..." "And now you'll go in with your head held high all because of me" "What do you mean?" "One needs so many things to produce a film" "We have everything else" "But we don't have a camera" "And Balya says you have one?" "Do you really?" "I do" "I mean, does it work?" "No;" "I've kept it just to see through the lens" "Honestly, Balya, what's your friend asking?" "No Janyabhau..." "He knows that you click photographs" "But he wants to know... if you have a shooting camera" "Don't you know?" "Don't I shoot weddings?" "Not that!" "Wedding videos are done with a tiny camera" "One man is enough to manage it" "But for film shootings you require four people just to take care of it" "It has to be moved from here to there" "Then there's 'Action' and 'Cut'" "We need big lights and a thermacol sheet" "So a marriage video camera won't do" "You do all that and the film's CD is made?" "Of course!" "It has music?" "Yes..." "You put it in a CD player and watch it?" "Yes, so?" "So the shooting I do can also be put on a CD" "I add music to it" "And it can be put in the CD player and viewed" "Didn't I tell you Raghya?" "Can you show us a sample of your work?" "Okay..." "You don't seem to like it..." "I'll go now" "Hey Janabhau, wait..." "Hey Raghya..." "Balya..." "Our film will get made" "Janabhau will operate the camera" "Is that definite?" "Is it working?" "It's intoxicating!" "Janabhau, our film will be shot on your camera with you operating it!" "I had told you something big is coming up for you..." "Balya, now at least return my bike" "Janabhau, there's a lot of extra work now" "In fact, I was going to request you to let me keep the bike till the film is completed" "Let it be with him" "You say you have no work" "How will you manage engine oil and the repairs?" "Now we'll all be together for the shooting" "The bike can be with you, or me, or Mukya" "What's the difference?" "Look Balya..." "I hope your wife doesn't come here looking for you" "I'm worried after watching that huge fight" "Come, I'll drop you home..." "Come on Raghya" "Yes, your wife must be waiting" "Dnt be irresponsible, Dnt be a fool..." "Dnt forget what the parrot said And don't let aids rule" "That's the fourth they've opened." "Shit, Raghya..." "I think they'll finish the whole carton" "They had to pick this time to drink" "Now they will be in no mood to hear us out" "How will we get the information now?" "We have to go in whatever happens we have to ask them" "Let's get it done" "But they won't disturb their party to give us information about AIDS" "Let's go home" "Don't they do public awakening?" "Is that for information or just to distribute those packets?" "Let's go" "What are you looking at Balya?" "Our meeting is going on." "What do you want?" "Some information..." "What information?" "Which beer...?" "AIDS..." "Information on AIDS" "How does it happen?" "What is the exact reason?" "We need detailed information..." "Are you crazy?" "Why do you want to know about AIDS?" "You have just graduated from shorts to trousers" "You can only mimic like a parrot" "Hey Appa..." "What are you doing there?" "Throw out whoever it is!" "You can't leave a hallowed place like this" "There... did you hear that?" "Get out" "We are doing important work here" "And Balya, have you lost your mind?" "And Raghya... have they fired you from your film shooting?" "Why are you poking your noses into all this?" "Run along now..." "Hey kids..." "You wanted to know what AIDS is?" "Yes..." "AIDS means a 'Popat' ('Parrot')!" "Understood" " P-O-P-A-T (P-A-R-R-O-T)" "'Popat' ('Parrot')!" "Did you really believe that the Sarpanch is doing public awakening?" "Are you fools?" "And Balya, you too?" "See what we wanted to do and what was the result" "Popat!" "(Parrot!" ")" "Now how do we make this parrot talk?" "We need the information first" "Mukya now it's up to you" "Find some books on the subject and read them" "Did you fall on your head?" "Would there be books on AIDS?" "It's a sexually transmitted disease" "If there were books, everyone would know what it is" "It's a dangerous disease" "Books your ticket upstairs straightaway!" "And we can't get information on it easily?" "So now what can we do?" "Have all our efforts been wasted?" "We can do one thing." "That man comes to our village health centre every Friday" "Get hold of him" "In any case, he just sits around swatting flies" "Ask him for information" "He must be telling those theatre guys too" "Till then, I'll write down what I remember from the play" "Great!" "You will need paper and a pen" "I'll get you whatever you need" "Meanwhile, Balya and I will look at the village girls" "What?" "For the heroine's role" "Oh I see" "Why do we need to look?" "Tell me their names" "I know exactly who goes into which field with whom" "But our village girls have no spice" "That's true!" "And Janabhau knows about the scene in Mandvewadi" "Hey, am I that kind of man?" "One who eats whatever he can find" "Everything I do is exclusive" "Then find someone 'exclusive' for our film" "Yes, I will" "First write the story at least" "But if I find the girl I'll be the hero!" "Hm?" "Oh like that..." "Agreed..." "So we are agreed?" "Wow..." "I'm the hero!" "Janabhau, can I leave now?" "I told my father I'm going jogging" "There he goes again!" "Let's start work on the film" "We will also look for girls" "You also look" "Find the heroine" " Yes, at once!" "The number you are trying to reach is currently not rechable..." "If I can't reach rakhi... who in the world has?" "Hello..." "Gunabai..." "Where are you?" "Forget me... where is Rakhi?" "She can't switch off her phone and expect to do business?" "Obviously" "So tell me where she is" "Where?" "Nipani?" "Why...?" "Ya...?" "Oh ok..." "I'm busy right now" "That's why I wanted to meet her" "There's a big job" "Okay I'll see what to do..." "Two things are important" "One is that how the Popat (disease) happens because of whom and when" "That's very difficult to know" "And the second is that if one is doomed if one hides it and even if one talks about it" "Everything has to be secret" "So if one person gets it... and he goes to another...?" "Does that person get it too?" "Of course." "That's what those theatre people said" "If the bird's beak pecks one worm and then pecks a second the PARROT (AIDS) Is bound to happen" "If you go to four different people all of them could be in danger" "So if the woman has it, the man will also die Isn't that's certain?" "If there is filth in the water pipe and it's let into the water tank how will the water in the tank remain pure?" "That's why one has to tie a cloth around the tap" "Then the filth is trapped and only the water flows" "Balya, make a list of all the sexual affairs in our village ...meet them." "And ask them" "Do they use the condoms or are they just letting the tap flow?" "Are you ready, Janabhau?" " Yes, I'm ready" "Wait, wait... okay, let's go" "Start..." "Hey Pakya, come and pick up your photographs" " Can we start?" "Yes, yes" "Is anyone home?" "..." "Is anyone home?" " What do you want?" "Is Bapu in?" "What do you want?" "It's private." "Please call him." "We know everything about each other" "So tell me." "Um..." "Do you use the pack given to you?" "What pack?" "That..." "While sleeping at night that is... while..." "Ask her straight" "Tell me sister" "Does bapu use a condom at night" "Yes..." "You bastard" "Hey Janabhau, wait..." "don't leave me and go" "Janabhau!" "I'll ask the questions..." "you just do the camerawork" "Okay?" "Hm..." "Are you ready, Sir?" " Give me a moment" "Wait..." "Ask me..." " Should I start?" "Are you married?" "I..." "Twice..." "So two wives at home?" "Twice?" "So two farms and only one document?" "So how do you manage?" "Manage what?" "The night business" "Isn't it complicated?" "You are newly married?" " Yes" "Good!" "Then everyone must be looking after you?" "Yes" "Okay." "Do you take care?" " Of what?" "Do you use a condom?" "What?" "A condom..." "You swine... don't you have mothers and sisters at home?" "I'll teach you a lesson" "Aw... don't..." "So you want to shoot this?" " No, no..." "Aw" "There's a filter for the water" "But has your husband put a filter on the tap?" "There's only one pump providing water to two farms" "Aren't you scared?" "Was your information correct?" "If I'm wrong, I'll do whatever you want" "Get hold of that Patole teacher" "He sniffs around like a dog all the time" "And Dhanya Kadam is always having sexual affairs" "Half the village does that... but nobody wants to talk" "So says the Professor" "There will be an epidemic in the village" "But does anyone give a damn..." "Now we have messed up" "No we have not messed up" "If we're producing a film, and that too one on such a tough subject we will have to deal with this" "But now we must decide how to carry on." "How do we get the information?" "And we still haven't decided on a hero and the heroine" "Didn't Janabhau say he'll bring the girl..." "If he gets the heroine, then he'll play the hero;" "haven't we decided that?" "Yes... but first we must see how the girl is, who she is, how she acts..." "But Raghya, Kulpe is not the only village in the world" "We are sure to find someone somewhere" "Janabhau's gone and he'll return with a woman for sure" "He's an expert at that" "Isn't it Raghya?" "But where is Janabhau?" "See what's happened to the poor girl" "Rakhi, I looked for you all over" "You were fine when I saw you last" "What went wrong suddenly?" "The doctor says that she can't work anymore" "She has stopped her performances" "Why?" "You have to work" "Get well soon" "I have landed a really big job for you" "We are producing a film" "It's the heroine's role" "We'll include an item song too" "Don't shed tears like this" "Come on get up!" "Jana..." "Hm...?" "Now I have no control over anything..." "I will definitely work in your film" "But I have to be alive for that..." "My destiny has sent me this terrible disease" "Have I ever allowed anyone to enter like this?" "But this HIV or something has entered my body and it looks like it'll take my life" "First this virus entered her" "And now... they say that she has that AIDS or something" "And there's no cure for it anywhere" "Not in the whole wide world!" "Hey Balya..." "Janabhau, is this it?" "I don't see the doctor" "Hey, don't make a racket; sit down" "I'll see..." "Hey brother" "Where's the doctor?" "Wait, I'll see" "Doct..." "Hm" " Doctor..." "Is the doctor here?" "Who are you?" "Who let you in?" "Look here..." "I don't want to give any donations..." "Nor do I want any offers from you" "Get up..." "Get out" "Patil..." "Patil" "Sir..." "I'm Raghunath Hiwale from Kulpe" "That production guy Pitte..." "from films" "Yes, yes..." "Pitte, the production guy" "He told me" "He has sent you?" "Okay... please sit" "You can come out ma'am" "OK" "Give these reports to my compounder Mr. Patil" "And continue with the medicines that I gave you earlier" "And one more thing... you must take care of your health, ma'am" "After all, this is your profession" "You must make your clients understand that" "You have to take care" "Tell them that it's a rule" "Your reports are negative right now" "But one can't tell what will happen in the future" "The danger will always be there" "Do you understand what I'm saying?" " Yes" "Okay... see you" "Come in Raghunath" "What can I do for you?" "And why did you bring all these guys?" "Your problem should remain yours" "No doctor..." "I don't have a problem..." "All of us do" " What?" "No, no, not that Sir!" "The problem is..." "We... we are..." "We are producing a film" "Producing a film?" "Producing a film?" "So why have you come to me?" "Are you giving me a role?" "Or do you want my clinic for a location?" "No, no Sir..." "the theme of our film is AIDS" "Hm..." "We want to make this film but none of us has any information" "Nor is anyone giving us any information" "If you can please help us out..." "Yes, yes, why not?" "One request, Doctor" "Please tell us the names of some reference books" "We will read them" "Even books in English will do" "He knows English" "Fantastic!" "But I have no time today" "You can see the queue of patients outside" " Yes Sir" "Take the reference books from Mr. Patil outside" "Read them, and if you have any doubts meet me at my house next week" "Yes Sir." "That's fine Sir" "Here's my card." "See you" "Thank you Doctor... will take your leave now." "What are you looking at?" " Hm?" "Do you know her?" "No, I don't" "She did great shows" " Is it?" "She came here to me six months ago" "Balya..." "Did you see the crowd in his clinic?" "It was like the village fair" "Are so many people suffering from AIDS?" "Whatever it is, that doctor's doing excellent business" "And other problems of the public..." "Hey literary giant have you found anything?" "Hell... he goes crazy whenever he finds a book" "Now is this a storybook?" "But see him..." "He is immersed in it like a buffalo in the water" "Hey Mukya..." "see what Balya's calling you ...A buffalo!" "Forget buffaloes..." "Monkeys are threatening to kill us" "What?" "And Balya, you have to stay away from monkeys" "Why?" "..." "What happened?" "Have you gone crazy?" "What's all this about monkeys?" "This disease has come from monkeys" "You know Africa?" " Hm" "Yes... those cricket team chaps?" "This writer feels that it originated from there" "Africa?" "But those guys in the cricket team seem to be gentlemen" "Exactly... he just talks rubbish" "No, you know what happens..." "Things are not what they seem" "Yes..." "Those who have multiple affairs have to pretend to be gentlemen" "No, no Raghya!" "Isn't it Balya?" "Hey Raghya, I'll hit you" "But I haven't understood one thing" "These people why do they go to female monkeys?" "They must be forest dwellers" "Now if a forest dweller wants a change in taste where will he go?" "But why does man need a change of taste?" "Because we human beings love to make mistakes above all else" "Unprotected sex is a mistake..." "It will bring you the misery of a lifetime" "Oh shit..." "So Rakhi's life is like a film story" "And it's about to end now." "But Janabhau, if there is no cure for this Parrot what does that doctor do?" "Or does he just fill his own pockets?" "Maybe not" "He must be examining patients to see whether the Parrot has started talking or not" "And once it starts talking it means that the tale is about to end" "That must be it" "Isn't it Bhau?" "See you guys, it's written here" " What?" "Just getting the Parrot doesn't mean that everything is over" "Once a child is born..." "first it starts crawling then standing and finally walking" "The Parrot also grows just like that..." "And it creates storms as it grows" "Stomach problems, throat infections, rising fever and a decreasing appetite" "A man just loses interest in everything" "Okay guys, I'll head home now" "But what about the heroine?" "Let's see..." "I'll search for one..." "you all look too" "We'll manage" "See you." "Preeti must be waiting for me" "What's new about that?" "Normally, I would have waited..." "But she's pregnant" "She needs care" "See you" "Janabhau, wait" "Take this" " What?" "Take the bike" "Take it with you..." "It's parked near the shop." "You'll have to walk up to there" "That's good" "But he'll still have to take the big rickshaw" " Why?" "The bike's not working" "What sort of person are you?" "Then why did you give him the key?" "Didn't it make him feel a bit better?" "His face looked sad." "Didn't he cheer up a little?" "Yes, he did" "I'm off" " What?" "We don't have a story yet..." "and the Professor's going" "I have a story..." "I'll write it immediately" "What story?" "Where?" "When?" "Hey Mukya..." " Hey Mukya..." "Mukya, tell us the story" "Shit!" "It's like he's suffered an electric shock" "See, our hero has an extramarital affair" "He has a wife also at home" "It's like jaggery outside and sugar at home" "He gets dessert at both places" "Time passes and his wife starts expecting a child" "Wow!" "He takes his pregnant wife to the hospital for a check-up" "And there..." "he sees her on a bed in the ward" "She?" "That is the other woman?" "Yes..." "After making inquiries, the hero finds out the woman has the Parrot" "And so does he" "And then the real drama starts" "In the hero's house" "And in his mind" "Enough..." "Enough Professor..." "What you have written is just great" "Yes, yes, yes!" "This is our story..." "This is it!" "Raghya, do we agree on that?" "Yes, it's fine" "Now Mukya, speed up your hand and write those dialogues or whatever it is called" "Balya, it's not the job of a hand;" "it's the head that's involved" "It will take time" "Till then you guys decide on the hero and the heroine" "Shit; of course!" "Janabhau..." " Hm?" "You were going to bring a woman" " Yes, but..." "So now Raghya will be the hero?" "Okay?" "Hey no..." "we'll go with what we had decided" "Janabhau's the hero" " But..." "Why are you looking at me?" "Do I look like a married man with a kid?" "Don't we need a person who matches the story?" "Janabhau's just right" "Is that right...?" "We have our hero!" "Don't forget to see the film" "Don't miss Janabhau's film!" "You as the hero..." "How will that look?" "So you will dance around a tree... with that heavy camera around your neck" "It'll look like bullocks on a farm with yokes around their necks" "There will be no camera around my neck" "Every hero has his own style I will too..." "Who is the heroine?" "Not fixed yet." "They're looking for someone who will suit me..." "Why don't you just do the camerawork?" "Do what you are capable of" "A donkey shouldn't wear a tiger's skin!" "Why are you jealous?" "The baby is kicking inside me" "It doesn't like this either that its father is painting his face and acting in a film" "By the time it understands its father will have become very famous" "But why this profession?" "They say it's very bad" "Homes and families break up" "I won't let you do this" "Now don't create a problem" "When I had no work, you wanted me to find work" "Now that I have work, you're still complaining" "Have a little patience" "Think that our good times are here" "Be patient!" "And do one thing..." "make the food a little less spicy" "My mouth feels a little raw" " Hm" "Superstar Janardhan and Mrs. Superstar Preeti...!" "Is it cleaned?" " Get away" "It should be cleaned before the shooting" " Hello, hello..." "Raghya, Janabhau..." "this lady is here" "There they are..." "Oh... please come" "Stand here" "That's good" "Brother, please wait there" "It's your sister who we have to shoot" "But she's my sister" "My father has asked me to stay with her" "Balya, just see..." "Hey brother, are we going to eat your sister?" "You wait on this side..." "are we going to eat her up...!" "Start the camera" "Great brother..." "Come on" "Sister, you come this side" "Very good!" "Sister, please tell us your name without feeling shy" "Tell us..." "Tell us..." " Pooja" "Pooja..." "that's great!" "Start the camera" "Pooja, good;" "Look Pooja" " Hey..." "Oh... sister Pooja" "Look, Pooja sister" "Now we have to imagine that the man you love" "You are meeting him after many days" "You see him and say" ""My heart burns if I don't meet you"" "What do you say?" ""My heart burns if I don't meet you"" "Did you understand that?" "Yes, you have" "You have got it" "Janabhau, are you ready" " Ready, I'm ready..." "Silence..." "Come on" "Ready" "Now speak" "Yes sister, speak" "You're looking good... speak" "Hey brother, let her speak" "She is not talking because she is scared of you" "Speak..." "Speak" "My heart burns" "Yes speak" "Yours..." "You..." "Shit...!" "It's moving" " Not like that sister" "Not like that... no sister" "See..." "like this..." "you must be agitated" "It should seem like a fish has been pulled out of the water" "How?" "Who do I say this to?" "Shit...!" "Hey, don't swear in front of ladies" "No brother, he's not swearing" "He's not swearing" "Janabhau..." "you go and stand next to her" "In any case, you won't be operating the camera" "You can also practise your acting" "Come on" " Like this?" "Yes, yes, go" " That's fine" "Great..." "Yes..." "Janabhau, come back a little" "Here?" "A little more" "That's enough" "Sister, you step ahead a little" "Don't feel shy" "It's only Janabhau..." "like that... okay" "Janabhau" " Yes?" "Do the action" "What's my dialogue?" "Oh, the dialogue" "We forgot the dialogue, Janabhau" "Look Janabhau... stand here..." "Look at her and say" ""Bakula, two swords in one scabbard..."" "Bakula, if there are two swords in one scabbard..." "Wait, I'm telling you" "Yes, "Bakula, when there are two swords in one scabbard it's a big problem for a man"" ""You won't understand that"" "Sister, you speak your dialogue" ""My heart burns without you"..." "understand?" "Did you understand?" " Hm" "Come on, move away..." "Hm..." "Silence" "How's this?" "Looks great, Janabhau" "Superb Janabhau; just great" "Hm..." "Okay, do the action now" "Please speak..." "Bakula... what is it?" "One scabbard..." "Two swords" " Hm..." "Um..." "Um" "Say the dialogue" "Bakula... if one keeps two scabbards in one sword then what will happen?" "Not that Janabhau..." "The other way around" "So I said it..." "The opposite" " Yes" "I'll do it this time correctly..." "The opposite" " Yes" "Hey Bakula" "Say your dialogue!" "If there are two swords in one scabbard it's a big problem for any man" "You won't understand Bakula" "Should I say that 'condom' dialogue now?" "Hm...?" "You film chaps... enough" "You make naughty films like this" "Okay Pooja, let's go" "We are not doing this" "Hey Balya" "Brother..." "Raghya..." "Hey brother, sister Pooja" "Please wait" "Sister Pooja... please stop them" "Action!" "My heart is burning... what next?" "Action!" "My heart burns" "If I don't meet you" "My heart burns" "If I don't meet you" "My heart burns If I don't meet you" "My heart burns" "If I don't meet you" "Action!" "Come sister... come..." "stand in front of the camera" "Janabhau, look..." "Here, here... enough" "Now say your dialogue..." "Say My heart burns if I don't meet you" "Heart burns" " My heart" "Okay; go on... come sister" "Say this dialogue" "My heart burns if I don't meet you Say it" "Heart burns..." "My heart burns..." "The heart burns... mine" "No, what?" "If I don't meet you" "If I don't meet you" "If I don't meet you" "We are ready" "Who will say what dialogues, everything" "For the first time ever, I'm ready before the exams" "And now you guys are giving up like you haven't finished the portion" "We can't find one proper girl" "I have one question" "Then what's the reason for making the wife in this story pregnant?" "Why mix up my story with the film's story?" "No Janabhau" "This is just a story it's not real..." "Anybody's wife can be pregnant at any time" "One doesn't need any intelligence for that" "No... no, no, no..." "What he's saying is that this can happen to anybody" "Yes, yes, yes..." "Isn't it?" "This could happen to me or Balya, or Mukya it can happen to anyone" "But no, not Mukya..." "Why not?" "If I get naked, I'm the same as you... not any different..." "No, not that" "But Balya has a habit of going into the fields..." "Isn't it Balya?" "Hey, you guys" "Don't talk rubbish" "Darshana is not like that" "No Darshana is not like that But what about you Sir?" "You get around the village" "Who knows if you have done something somewhere!" "What?" " Yes" "Save me Bhau" " Hey Balya" "He teases me whenever he gets the slightest chance" "Hey, don't do that..." "Quiet" "Tell him" " Yes, I will" "Bhau..." "I'll tell you their names" "Jyoti..." "Savita..." "Pinky..." "Pinky..." "There's Sonal too" "Hey, is this true?" " Hey Pinky..." "Come sit here..." "Relax..." "Come here" "He's our friend, Raghu..." "you shouldn't tease" "If you tell the truth, it hurts" "Janabhau, you too...!" "But it's true Balya..." "Isn't that's why you know all the spots in the fields?" "Yes but..." "Darshana's the girl I truly love" "Yes...?" "Just look at him" "Hey Balya..." "Darshana?" "Darshana is our heroine" "Is there anybody more beautiful than her in our village?" "Hm..." "And she also has her own beauty parlour" "She can do the make-up too" "That's wonderful!" "But how will she handle the acting?" "What's the big deal?" "Janabhau's not an expert..." "but he is managing" "That is to say, he is trying" "Hm... hm..." "Isn't it?" "Hm..." "But I'll have to talk to her" "So talk" "Hm..." "Till then, I'll memorise everything" "Fine" "That's fine" "This is great!" "This is great!" "Darshana..." "There's no need to be scared" "Just imagine it's Balya in front of you" "Talk like you talk to him without any inhibitions" "Say your dialogues in the same way" "Hey Raghya, don't insult me in front of her" "Hey Mr. Manager, sit down" "Manage our tea!" "Hm..." "I want milk..." "You want milk..." "What is this... shut up..." "Look Darshana" "In any case, Mukya hasn't given you too many dialogues" "Okay" "It's just silent acting..." "you'll do it well" "Hm... hm..." "So ready?" " Hm..." "Bhau, is your make up done" "Yes, yes, yes!" "Then come on out" "Shit!" "Our hero's all into lipstick and powder!" "Are you done?" "How does this look?" "Great... it looks great!" "Isn't it... isn't it?" "What are my lines?" "I'll tell you" " Hm..." "Romantic love scene..." "we see the hero janabhau and heroine darshana in a boat..." "and as we go closer we hear him say..." "You don't understand what state I am in" "You shouldn't do this" "What had we decided?" "We do it and separate" "We don't get trapped" "But I'm on fire when you're not there" "Fire in my heart, and body" "Who will douse that fire, Bakula?" "Who knows?" "When I come back to this village we will meet again" "But..." "But I've got used to you Bakula" "Your body has mesmerised me..." "Let me look at you to my heart's content" "Come closer..." "Should I tell you something?" "Of course" "No packet today" "Just what I was thinking" "In fact, I haven't brought a pack" "Come closer to me Bakula" "Hey Raghya, say it's enough..." "Balya, you ass" "You monkey face" "Why did you speak?" "Is this real?" "Is this real?" "The scene was going so well" "Why did you speak?" "Do one thing..." "go sit behind that rock" "Or just drown yourself in the water... drown, drown" "In any case, what could we do after this?" "Mukya has written only this much" "The audience will understand" "Insert some flowers or something" "What, Raghya?" "Then show the flowers!" "Go get them from the market" "Go get them" "Go on" "Go now" " Should we do it again?" "You fools" "Let the flowers sort of hug each other" "Let the flowers sort of hug each other" "Let the flowers sort of hug each other" "I love you..." "I love you..." "Cut it" "We've got our first scene" "Our film has started" "Great!" " Mukya...!" "Mr. Manager, those flowers were a great idea!" " Thank you, Mr. Director" "We got them on purpose" "Are you satisfied Raghu?" "It's the first time that I've done anything like this" "Janabhau, I'm intoxicated" "Darshana, your acting is great too" "Looks real..." " Yes, yes" "My work's over." "Finished?" " Are you crazy?" "You have a big role" "Really?" "We are just starting now" "Now tomorrow Mukya will get a new scene" "We will shoot again tomorrow" "After the Professor writes a new scene, the Director will shoot" "Write and shoot; write and shoot" "We'll have a blast for 30 days" "Hey..." "Shh..." "Shh" "Hey..." "Shh..." "Shh" "Hey..." "Shh..." "Shh" "Don't come here like this" "If someone sees us, there will be a furore in the village" "Who will see?" "...And why are you scared?" "I am frightened!" "What if anyone sees us?" "Who will see..." "and why are you scared?" " Hm?" "Hm?" " Hm?" "Um... cut, cut" "What's all this "Hm?"" "Don't you know your lines" "No... we do..." "Janabhau, your dialogue is "I'm not scared of anybody's father"" "Hm" " Hm..." "What's "Hm"?" "Come on, repeat it" "Yes, come on" "Move... move" "Yes ready" "Do the action" "Hey..." "Shh... shh" "Hey..." "Shh... shh" "Hey..." "Shh... shh" "Don't come here like this" "If anyone sees us, there will be a furore in the village" "Who will see?" "...And why are you scared?" "I am frightened" "What is anyone sees us?" "Um... what else?" "Cut!" "Cut..." "what are you saying Janabhau?" "What are you saying" " No, I..." "Shit" " What Janabhau?" "I can't handle this" "Wait a little" "Dialogue, dialogue" " Yes, hold on..." "See Janabhau, now the hero finds out that the Parrot has got Bakula" "Hm, hm" " And he is stunned" "And then, he comes to this temple to pray to God that Bakula is cured" "Here, we can see the first signs" "The man starts panting" "Do you understand?" "We are shooting that scene today" "Understood?" "Yes" "Come on Bhau" "There's a rock to the right" "You go and stand there" "And when you see Darshana's scarf swaying in the wind..." "Yes, yes" "You start coming back at a run" "Have you understood?" "Yes, yes" "Have you understood?" "And Bhau, don't forget this time" "Hey wait..." "Give me your sunglasses" "Why?" " What "Why"?" "It's a serious scene..." "the man is panting for breath" "No time to be stylish!" "Shit..." "Go now..." "And Mukya..." "Janabhau will come running up" "A boy from the temple gets him some water" "You be that boy" " Hm, hm" "And... give me that script" "I will yell out to you" "You cue Darshana" "Okay Darshana?" "Then Darshana waves her scarf Have you understood?" "Hm, hm" "So ready?" "Has Bhau gone down?" " Hm" "Call Darshana" " Hm..." "Hey Darshana" "Hey, get out of my way" "Darshana" "Hm, hm" "How long do I wait?" "Janabhau went down, or did he go home?" "Janabhau..." " Hm..." "We are ready" "Start coming up now" "It's action" "Janabhau too is making a real mess" "What happen Darshana?" "Janabhau too..." "Hey, he's coming" "Hey, he's coming" "Go back; go back" "It's on, it's on..." "It's being recorded" "Brother, why are you panting so much today?" "Brother, why are you panting so much today?" "Superb Janabhau, superb..." "What acting!" "Janabhau... what acting!" "Wow..." "It felt like everything was real" "Like everything was real..." "look at his eyes" "His face is red like he's dying" "Intoxicated Bhau, just intoxicated" "Wait Bhau..." "Bhau wait..." "I'll shoot from close" "Hold that expression in your eyes Keep panting" "Keep panting..." "All of you..." "Move aside, move aside" " You go back" "Move aside..." "it's a close up... it's a close up" "It's a close shot..." "Bhau keep panting... keep panting" "Now we know the Parrot has got you" "You are here to pray to God" "Yes Bhau... four, three, two..." "Yes, cut it...!" "Raghya, give me some money" "Janabhau, let's eat some something here" "Everyone must be hungry" "Hey Mukya..." "Come on" " I'll get a cigarette" "Mukya, come here... just come here..." "Let me see" "Five..." "I've ordered five" " Make one sweet" "Want one?" " No" "Some candy then?" "Am I a kid?" "Okay, get one..." "Give him one" "I'm saying, Mukya..." "Janabhau..." "I'll give you the money at night" "Mukya, now tell one once again" "How does this condom thing work?" "What?" "You're asking me the hero and heroine's names after I've told you the whole story?" "No... but is it certain that one doesn't get the disease if a condom is used?" "Not exactly that..." "If you don't use one, you are in danger; that's for sure" "But it also should not be old" "Oh, really...?" "Yes" "Like a rusted knife is of no use an old condom is also useless." "Understand?" "I understand ya ya I am getting some sense of it..." "But what if one doesn't have the patience to stop and wear one?" "Then flip a coin... heads or tails!" "Can I go;" "I'm very hungry" "Yes, yes..." "You come too" " Hm... yes, yes..." "His motorbike is still with me" "No no listen" "Yes, all you do as the Manager is relax!" "Hey, our hero is here" "Come, come, come." "Sit, sit down" "Our hero is here." "Give him a chair" "The hero's here; the hero's here" " What's all this Raghya?" "Hey Darshana, come out... come on" "How long must you take?" " Why are you calling her?" "You are making a racket" "There are women in my beauty parlour What do you want done?" "We want something like a small wound here" "Here?" "Aw..." "I just touched you Why is there so much pain?" "So I have a small boil here?" "Yes, a small boil." "That's what we want, Darshana" "When it breaks, there's a tiny wound" "That's what happens all over the body with the Parrot" "That's what we want" "Really" " Yes" "I can do that; it's very easy" "It's a five-minute job with nail polish and lipstick" "Okay, go quickly" "I'm can't... you say." "Hey, see the hero... see how he looks" "He looks like a hero..." "Sitting stylishly on the chair" "Hero, I was saying" " Hm..." "In our film... the hero's wife is pregnant" "You know the story..." " Yes, yes" "So Mukya felt" " No, no... not me..." "Balya" "Okay Balya..." "Balya suggested that..." "We all suggested that..." "Will your wife do the role of the pregnant wife?" "I didn't say that..." "He did" "We thought that there's a readymade pregnant wife in the family" "So why go looking all over?" "And Janabhau, there's not much dialogue" " Hm" "We can work slowly;" "do each scene patiently" "Isn't it Raghya?" "And also, you know No other woman would agree..." " Yes ...to do this role" "And if your wife does it the acting will also be natural" "The hero is with his own wife!" "Hey, let me go..." "Let me go" "We'll have to be careful now." "Why?" "Because..." " and the wife sees the boil on her man's face..." "What's this?" "What?" "Here, on your lips..." "It's nothing" "Something like a pimple" "What were you saying?" "Forget me..." "What is this bite-like thing on your lips?" "What?" "This..." "Our bed is cold since I've become pregnant" "Don't tell me there is a third person?" "Who?" "Who?" "Yes, who?" "Um, who?" "How do I know who?" "When you go out for work, do you have any affair?" "Hey... what rubbish you speak" "Why would I leave a wonderful wife like you and go elsewhere?" "Hm... then swear to that" " Of course" "I'll swear by you" "Not me..." "Him..." "Swear by him" "What's wrong" "Preeti..." "I have messed up" "I have ruined everything" "I have killed our child" "And killed you" "I will go to hell" "What happened?" "What are you doing?" "What's wrong?" "What acting, sister Preeti" "Janabhau's good of course" "But you too aced the scene" "Really?" "You made us cry" " Really?" "You made us cry" " Great, great" "Congratulations!" "True...?" "I always wanted to act as a child but never got a chance" "Can I have an autograph" "My breath has frozen halfway" "Darkness has formed all around me" "In this beautiful evening" "The shadows grow" "I am completely bewildered" "My breath has frozen halfway" "My wife is pregnant..." "She needs a check-up" "Name?" " Shingre, Janardan Shingre" "Tell me your wife's name" "She's the one who is pregnant, isn't it?" " Preeti Janardan Shingre" "Okay" "Here" " Hm..." "Janardan..." "Gunabai..." "How come you are here?" "I brought my wife." "She is expecting" "Good... you're getting her checked up in time" "This is Rakhi's son" "He lives with me" "He needs a check-up" "And Rakhi?" "Rakhi is no more" "You came to meet her" "And the next week..." "All around me" "There are illusions" "Moving in the shadows" "Deep inside me" "Following me every day" "There is no strength left" "But the body continues to run" "Someone" "Help me" "I feel scared" "Why did you do all that shooting stuff in the sun?" "Now you're paying for it" "My breath has frozen halfway" "Now I've finished writing all the scenes" "But Janabhau's not to be found" "Is he going to come or not?" " Call him" "He's not answering" "Looks like he's fallen ill" "Now we can't shoot" "Should we go to Mandvewadi?" "Hey Hero!" "Why are you so stressed about the shooting?" "Don't worry!" "We're doing great" "Bhau you get well soon" "Then we'll start it again." "Okay?" "Will I get well now?" "Why ever not?" "Tell me Preeti sister..." "Did he have fever again this morning?" "No, he's been better since early morning" "That's it then" "Do one thing, Bhau" "Rest for today" "We'll start again tomorrow" "Action... cut... action... cut." "Okay?" "The fever has gone, but my whole body is aching" "What if my temperature goes up again at night?" "And what if that keeps happening?" "Why speak such evil?" "Or let's do one thing" "We'll go to the doctor in Kulpe" "He'll treat your fever" "Yes" "Yes... yes" "Come let's go to him" "No..." "No; no doctor" "I'll get well" "See that?" "I just mentioned the doctor and he felt better" "Don't worry at all" "He'll get well" "We'll leave now" "We'll come to pick you up tomorrow" "Sister, let us know if there's any problem" " Yes" "If necessary, I can get the doctor here even at night!" "He's our hero!" "Look after him" "Take care Bhau" "See you Preeti sister" " Yes" "May we leave now?" " Yes, thank you" "Why didn't you want to go to the doctor?" "I don't think that will help" "Will you make me some tea?" "Yes" "With some extra sugar" "There's no fever" "Now only the final bits are left" "But Janya's gone and fallen sick" "He is looking very upset" "Do you think Janabhau has malaria?" "No, I think it's all in his mind" "He's giving everything to this role" "Do you mean Darshana doesn't?" "She's also giving it her heart and soul" "Yes, my friend, yes" "Did anyone say anything against your darling Darshana?" "But this guy is really deep into his character" "It's like he feels this film is real" "Now even I feel that our film is real" "What do you mean?" "I don't like Janabhau's symptoms" "The camera will move and then stop here" "Hey writer, is this spot okay for filming?" "If you like it, that's fine!" "There's the Sunset Point behind" "We'll start as soon as the artistes finish their make-up" "Raghya..." "Is the make-up done?" "Enough!" "I can't go on" " Hm..." "What's wrong?" "This is not true..." "What is not true?" "This film is yours..." "It's false, it's no good;" "it's useless It's all wrong" "What's wrong Bhau?" "Did we do something wrong?" "Is there such a story" "This ass Mukya will write whatever he wants" "And you make me act" "I don't understand" "There's nothing like this AIDS" "It's all false" "But we met the doctor" "We got information" "You went and actually met that woman" "How could it be false?" "Yes..." "I saw her..." "And now you will write my story" "And show it to everyone..." "My story" "Are you feeling uneasy?" "Let it be" "We'll shoot later" "We'll do it tomorrow" "Not tomorrow, not ever!" "I don't want to do your film" "But what's wrong?" "It's nearly over" " Exactly" "It's all over... everything" "Forget your film" "You chose this topic on purpose" "And then wrote the story" "And then you all decided to..." "You made me the hero" "I don't want to do this" "I can't handle all this" "What are you saying Janabhau?" "Right from the first day, I've felt that you have some problem" "What's wrong?" "What has happened...?" "The Parrot!" "I thought it was all fun and games" "But the fun turned evil" "Why did we have to look for an AIDS case in the village?" "The case is standing right in front of you" "Rakhi left me with the Parrot" "Now Rakhi's cot is vacant" "Now, I will be there" "Janabhau, didn't you take care?" "I can't remember" "I don't know anything" "It's all over!" "No use living any more" "I'm ashamed of myself" "Now I will take my own life" "Mukya, hold him..." "Janabhau, wait... wait" "What are you doing?" "Everyone makes mistakes" "You made a mistake" "Now you must... we must fight" "Fight?" "With whom?" "There must be somebody opposite you to fight" "This demon has entered me" "I'll go to Jyotiba's hill and..." " No..." "Mukya, hold his legs; make him sit" "Make him sit down; sit down" "Relax Janabhau... relax" " Relax... relax" "Now what do we do, doctor?" "Please, do everything you can to save our Janabhau" "We will all try" "We'll do whatever we have to" "But we have to save him" "Look Raghunath... just quieten down" "And listen to what I'm saying" "Unless we run some tests we cannot find out if Janardan has AIDS or not" "But doctor, he seems to have the same symptoms" "It's like the books you gave us" "He didn't take any care doctor" "He didn't use a condom" "Yes, there is a danger" "But medical science cannot make any diagnosis without being sure" "We cannot categorically say that he has AIDS" "Basically, every patient who is HIV positive doesn't necessarily have AIDS" "There are two forms of the virus" "One" " HIV1" "And two" " HIV2" "Now if Janardan has been infected with any of them" "We will have to test his blood" "As soon as possible" "In fact, rightaway" "I'll instruct Mr. Patil" "He will tell you where and how to do this test" "Janardan, have you informed your family that you are getting tested?" "My wife is pregnant" "My disease is in her and hers is in the child" "Please save them doctor" "What crime have they committed?" "The doctor will give the reports by tomorrow" "Here, drink this..." "Don't lose heart Bhau" "The doctor says that the disease may not have got you" "I can feel it inside" "Six months ago, Rakhi came here" "That was the time when I went to her" "After that, it's been like the books say" "My stomach was upset..." "Then my throat hurt..." "Then I had fever..." "Why do those tests?" "I'll suffer for myself" "But what about Preeti and the baby?" "Nothing will go wrong, Janabhau" "My father always says..." "If you don't harm anyone in life you won't come to any harm" "Yes..." "Bhau, we won't allow any harm to come to you..." "We won't let you die..." "Who are you guys?" "Why are you coming close to me?" "I'm infected" "You will get my disease too." "Move away" "Go away, all of you..." "Janabhau This is not right" "Touching or sitting close is not harmful" "And timely action can even save the baby" "If anything is to happen, let it happen to all of us" "Let the world know what true friendship means" "Hey get up... wake up" "Raghya... wake up" " What's wrong?" "I can't see Janabhau" "He must have gone to take a leak" "Ask that man" "Hey brother..." "our friend was sleeping here" "Did you see him?" " No" "He is saying "No"" "Come on..." "let's find him" "He is not to be seen" "Found him..." " Where?" "Then why didn't you bring him along?" "He left the hospital" " What?" "His test results were to come in the morning" "He got up, took them and went somewhere" "That's what that woman there told me" "I hope he hasn't done something terrible" "Come on..." "Come with me" "Yes... but where?" "Didn't he say he would go to Jyotiba's hill?" "Come on, hurry up!" "Janabhau!" "Bhau!" "Janabhau!" "Janabhau!" "Stop!" "Stop, Bhau!" "Bhau, we are here." "Please look at us" "Please look... please step back" "We won't let you go like this Bhau" "Bhau..." "Bhau, you don't worry" "Show us those papers..." "show us Bhau" "There must be some medicines for this somewhere" "You don't worry Bhau" "We will all look for them" " Yes" "Preeti sister must be waiting for you" "Don't do something crazy" " Yes, don't be crazy" "Come here... please" "Why search for medication?" "Medicines are for those Whose disease can be cured" "But when someone is not infected why would he need medicine?" "Screw that Parrot!" "Nothing's wrong with me!" "Janabhau..." "But the bastard took Rakhi's life..." "I was saved" "But I have learnt my lesson" "I will never make this mistake again" "Nor will I allow anyone else to do it!" "I was saved" "But I have learnt my lesson" "I will never make this mistake again" "Nor will I allow anyone else to do it!" "Raghunath Hiwale... never became a hero but the entire village calls him a hero now" "He makes documentaries for government." "Mukund Borate... still has not cleared his 12th but his stories are printed in small magazines now" "Bakul Chinchukey... still keeps lying but he is using his talent for good he is a successful salesman now." "And myself..." "Janardan Shingre..." "learnt the hard way and now" "I teach whatever happens one must not do anything that makes a POPAT(PARROT) Out of you..."