"Denial, Anger, Acceptance" "(HORN HONKS)" "CHRIS:" "You should've rang the doorbell, Brendan." "Hey, you!" "Yeah, you!" "What are you doing?" "We found this truck on the side of the road." "There might be transmission trouble." "You should check it out." "What's going on?" "Hey, that's the truck." "The one that was stolen in Newark?" "What are you doing with the truck?" "It's a gift from Tony Soprano." "Let's call the cops." "Those guys killed Hector." "I don't believe it." "We just returned the biggest score of my year." "CHRIS:" "Listen, you fuck." "Uncle Junior's breaking Tony's balls since you hijacked that truck." "You're lucky Tony doesn't shove the cab up your ass." "(CHRIS SNORTS)" "What else did Comley say?" "Nothing much." "There was stuff missing from the truck but he didn't give a fuck as long as the thing's back." "Then he said to tell Tony thanks, and if Tony needs anything, to call." "Tony?" "Those junkie fucks work for Tony." "They hijack Comley's truck, I get it, and he thanks Tony?" "Well, I think you should've taken care of this Christopher Moltisanti thing the minute it first happened." "You should've sent a clear signal:" ""You fuck with Junior Soprano..."" "Take it easy." "We're not making a Western here." "Fucking family." "I bought his kid a $400 surfboard for his birthday." "Mr. Soprano?" "How you doing?" "Is that a trick picture out there?" "Which?" "The barn." "And the old tree all rotted out inside." "It's just a picture I bought." "I remember, in a little gallery in Provincetown." "That is a special-made psychological picture." "Like that what-do-you-call-it test." "The Korschach." "You think I want to trick you?" " Oh, no." " What does that picture say?" ""We're from Harvard, and what do you think of this depressing barn and this rotted-out tree here?"" "It's depressing and scary to you?" "Not to me." "But it's got that built right into it." "How are things?" "Good." "I had a real good week." "A friend's in the hospital." "That's never pleasant, but..." "Otherwise, I'm having a good week." " What's he in for?" " They thought it was an ulcer." "You know, then this, then that." " You're worried about him?" " Jackie?" "Jackie's so fucking mean, he'll scare that cancer away." "Your friend has cancer?" "Jackie, when they hook you up, do you make sure they don't have air in your veins, or is that just bullshit?" "What do you mean?" "This is a good hospital, sweetheart." "Nothing like that's gonna happen here." "Air in the line'll kill you." "You know who else...?" "Hey!" "You know who else has cancer?" "Tommy DiPalma." "He's got it much worse." "It's eating his brain away." "TONY:" "Hey, somebody having a baby or what?" " How you doing?" "JACKIE:" "All right." " How you feeling?" " Good." "Hesh, how you doing?" "Good to see you." "Thanks for coming." "Jackie, looking well, pal." "Here, Ro, for you." "You're beautiful." "Mikey, nice to see you again in men's clothing." "I should grab a fire extinguisher." "I heard your friend had a spontaneous combustion in his restaurant." "I'm going to the cafeteria." "Want anything?" "A plate of braciole." "(LAUGHING)" " They got grappa in this thing?" " Oh, I wish." "See you later." "I got some errands." " Give Junior my love." " I will." "Hey." "Tell my uncle I sent back the truck." "Give me the vinegar peppers he owes me." "Thank God he left." "He's a nice guy, but he's like the Grim Reaper." "He knows every guy with cancer, and he can't wait to tell you." "Jackie, you might be a candidate for clinical trials." "These stem cell therapies..." "Paulie, he don't want to hear no more cancer talk." "Get the fuck out of here!" "Trust me, you caught a break being Jewish." "See what I gotta deal with?" "Jews, that's right." "I knew there was something." "Tony, you know Teittleman?" "Owns property." "Owns the motel down the street from the club." "The Jew with the black clothes and the curls." "They're called Hasidim." ""Hasidim" but I don't believe them." " What does Teittleman want?" " A divorce for his daughter." "What do you mean?" "His son-in-law will not give his daughter the consent unless Teittleman gives him 50% of his motel." "They call it a get." "Why don't he just...?" "It's taboo for their religion." "You know about this shit?" "Run." "Trust me." "You don't want to do business with these people." "He said there's 25 large in it if we can get him this get." "There's a saying amongst Jews:" ""When a Jew gets a divorce, even the altar sheds tears."" "All right, I heard enough." "JACKIE:" "Look, I'm getting kind of tired." "Let's go get a cup of coffee." "See you later, Jackie." "Take care." "(SINGING)" "While the moon, her..." "That crash was Meadow Soprano jumping her cue." "Miss Marris, we're exhausted from studying for SATs." "We were up past 2." " Are you her lawyer?" " No." "Why they'd schedule SATs the same week..." " Same day." " What?" "(GRUMBLING)" "If we're kicked out of Concert Singers, we lose our best extracurricular." "Goodbye, Berkeley." "Hello, Glassboro State." "I cannot wait until all of North America is between me and Tony and Carmela." "New Jersey blows." "I want to go to Berkeley so bad." "The whole East, I can't deal anymore." "So we don't sleep till after the SATs." "CHARMAINE:" "Don't mind the mess." "I wasn't expecting company." "I couldn't wait." "I had to see the new house." " Where's King Arthur?" " Downstairs." "This plumbing!" " Here?" " Yeah." "Oh, I love the coziness." "Welcome to the neighborhood." "Well, the school district, anyway." "Carm, you did not have to do this." "I mean, we don't see each other like we used to..." "I want that to change." " Could this be Artie Bucco?" " Hey, capitano!" "The place looks good." "It needs a little work, but we'll get there." "You need some cash until the insurance on the restaurant comes..." "There'll be an Italian president before I see any insurance money." "I thought that was settled." "Join the club." "They're doing a second arson investigation." "They think you're Mobbed up?" "You're a working stiff." "It doesn't make any sense." "Who would burn down a perfectly good restaurant?" "It's stupid." "Insane." " Sorry, Artie." " Life goes on, no?" "I could always be a plumber, no?" "Only one concept to master:" "Shit runs downhill." "Yes, it does." "Come in the kitchen." "I'll buy you a beer." " Mr. Soprano." " Mr. Teittleman." " My pleasure." " Have a seat." " Thank you." " Silvio you know." "Paulie." "How are you?" "This is my son." "Does he have a name?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "It's Hillel." "You know about my daughter and her husband?" "Yeah, he knows." "Do you have a daughter, Mr. Soprano?" "Yes." "Call me Tony." "What would you do if she was abused by her husband?" "Talk to him." "Yeah, in ball-peen hammer." "I think you understand my anger." "He's harming my daughter, and he's mocking our laws of marriage." "Look, let's understand each other from the get-go here, okay?" "I'm in waste management." "I'm only here because I'm Silvio's friend, you're Silvio's friend." "You may be having a problem I can help you with." "If I can do it, that will make me happy." "Ha!" "What's your problem, Hil?" "Please finish." "You're being shaken down for 50% of your motels." "Correct." "The goon squads who smacked these husbands around to get the divorce were put out of business by the D.A." "All right, 25%." "He wants 50, we get 25." "I don't understand." "I'm not talking to you." "You get me what I want, Mr. Soprano, and you have a deal." "It's done." "You let them in our motel, you'll never get them out." "That's a commercial, isn't it?" "Julio, before lunch I want you to do bedding inventory." "Half-hour, and no cervezas, please." "(RINGS BELL)" "Yes, may I help you?" "That depends." "Are you Ariel?" "That also depends." "Are you a bill collector?" "What is this, the Catskills?" "Shecky Greene we got here." "Let's talk about your father-in-law." "I'm sorry." "He's not here." "We know he's not here." "But we want to talk to you about him and you." "And him." "This problem that you're having." "Look, I don't know who you are but any problem I may be having with my family is none of your matter." "So get out of here." "No, no, look." "Shlomo is a friend of mine." "And you're bragging this?" "This guy..." "You couldn't possibly understand what's going on here." "Shlomo is an arrogant, ignorant control freak." "Look, I know him since before I had hair on my pitzl." "I made this place." "The flyers, the car rental drop-off, the business breakfast." "It was me, not him." "So I sweated blood into this place, and he owes me." "And I intend to get what's mine." "So, please, don't embarrass yourself any further." "Just leave." "I'm not embarrassed." "You embarrassed?" "Listen to me, you weirdo fuck." "You give Shlomo whatever he wants and you forget this 50% shit." "You got nothing coming to you." "Understand me?" "Nothing!" "Fuck you!" "Bupkes." "Say bupkes, Paulie." "That's how they say "nothing."" "Fuck that." "This is how I say "nothing."" "(BELL RINGS)" "How's that for nothing?" " You know what?" "TONY:" "Probably not." "The fundraiser for Pediatric Hospital?" "I'm gonna hire Artie and Charmaine to cater it." "Since when do we open our house to strangers?" "Oh, you're right." "Let's just move back to Italy." "We'll live in a hill town like our ancestors, put a wall around it and throw burning oil on all travelers that knock at the gate." "(LOUD MUSIC PLAYS)" "Come on!" "Poor Charmaine." "I tried to find nice things to say about that house." "Ain't that bad." "Just needs a little work, that's all." "Those two are so broke." "And that fire." "If that insurance would get off its ass." " Could it have been arson?" " What's the matter with you?" "Hey!" "I can't believe you guys didn't get enough for us." "Yeah, put Matt on." "(KNOCKING)" "Hold on." "What's going on?" "You trying to damage your inner ears?" "We're studying." "These are practice tests and they're brutal." "Your parents know you're here, cacciatore?" " They don't care." " She's sleeping over." "Can Hunter please sleep over?" "Start sleeping, then." "Study time's over." "We still have six more chapters left." "Then can you keep the decibel level down, please?" "For my husband." "Matt, I'm serious, you guys." "If we can't score some crystal, we're dead." "With this budget, we can do three waiters for the hors d'oeuvres two for the champagne." "It's such a load off." "This party has me at sixes and sevens." "Pediatric Hospital's such a worthy cause." "Oona!" "There's fingerprints on the breakfront." "I want this place to sparkle." "She's usually very good." "From Poland." "COP ON TV:" "Please get in the car, sir." "Like the cop would be calling him "sir" if the cameras weren't around." "I saw this one." "Then call Tony so he can call Junior and see if we can change the channel." "Get that, will you, babe?" "Sure." "I'm the only one who has to go to work." "CHRIS:" "Yeah, restaurant hostess." "Real tough work." "It's your little cousin." " What's up?" " How are you?" " What are you doing here?" " Hello to you too." "Hunter, what are you doing?" "Don't mind him." "His brain is fried." "You want a soda or something?" " How about a beer?" " Yeah, right." "Just kidding." "I'll have a Coke if you have one." "What do you want, Meadow?" "She wants something from me." "In your dreams, Brendan." "So, what do you want?" "I wanna cop." "(COUGHS)" "ADRIANA:" "Here you go." "What do you mean, "cop"?" "Score." "We want to score some crystal." "You got money?" " You ain't giving them shit." " Why not?" "Your father'll put a bullet in my head." "Since when do you take speed, anyway?" "She doesn't." "I need it to study." "CHRIS:" "Yeah, right." "Hunter needs it." "Forget about it." "No fucking way." "What?" "He just craves attention." "Just thought I'd ask you before we went to Jefferson Avenue." "Those melanzane will rob you, rape you and leave you on the road." "What do you see in him?" "Money." "What do you think?" "Fuck you." " See you, Christopher." " I got my own money." "What about me?" "Nobody's gonna say goodbye to me?" "CHRIS:" "Bye." " Bye." " Bye, guys." "You can't let her go to Jefferson Avenue." "They'll sell her Ajax." "She won't go there." "She just wants me to give her some speed." "Isn't it better if she gets it from you with all that poison around?" "Kids." "You think you can protect them." "But you can't." "TV NARRATOR:" "With the rainy season, chicks alter their eating habits." "TONY:" "Are you watching that nature shit again?" "What are you doing here?" "My kid stepped on a nail." "I had to get him a shot." "Yeah, where is he?" "At the ER with Carmela." "So whatever happened with the Jew at the motel?" "They reached out to him, he wasn't receptive." "They're going back." " Want me to leave?" " Just looking for my nurse's pen." "You got the wrong room because you are not my nurse." "I know, but I made up the bed." "No, sweetheart." "I have not been out of this bed all day." " Sorry, I need to check some vitals..." " What are you doing?" "That seems to be working fine." "Nobody sends flower arrangements like New York." "Let me just check his..." "NURSE:" "Oh!" "NURSE:" "This damn IV." "Damn!" "I got it." "I seem to be having a problem." "Do you mind if I borrow one of your gowns?" "TONY:" "It's okay." "It's a private party." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Have a nice night." "Oh, Madonna!" "(JACKIE LAUGHS)" "I got you, you prick!" "You should've seen your face!" " You prick!" "TONY: "I haven't been out of bed."" "TONY:" "Look at your face." "Who the hell is this?" "Relax, Mr. Aprile." "It's time for your sponge bath." "TONY:" "She's a friend of mine from the club." "Nice girl." "I joined them later on." "We got a little booze." "You were nice to have a party for your friend." "Yeah." "TONY:" ""Tufts Medical School."" "You're a doctor." "What do you think?" "About Jackie?" "I'd have to know more about his condition." "I told you about his condition." "He's got cancer." "What kind of cancer?" "It's in the intestines." "There was a tumor and they took it out." "And it's recurred." "But you said he might go home." "They're not operating?" "It's next to something vital." " I see." " You see?" "From what you're saying, it doesn't sound good." "From what I'm saying?" "What do I know?" "I'm not a doctor." " You're angry." "Who with?" " I'll tell you." "This man has had chemo every day for three weeks." "He still has every last hair on his head." "Every last hair on his head, and he's got a beautiful head of hair." "So don't tell me how it sounds." "You don't know him or me or what you're talking about." "We're getting closer to you confronting your true feelings about what's really going on." "Wait a minute." "I just told you my true feelings." "You tell me what's really going on." "The tree in the painting rotted out, you said." "Nothing indicates that." "I knew that was a fucking scam." "I knew that painting was a fucking scam!" "You remember your dream?" "The ducks?" "It took on another meaning." "What happens to a tree that's rotted out?" "Trees, ducks." "What are you?" "Ranger Rick?" "Some job you shrinks got." "You think everybody's lying while you're pulling scams on them!" "Fuck you!" "There's 37 definites." "We got another 13 maybes plus the whole Pediatric Hospital Board." "Right." "Are you sure we ordered enough champagne?" "Right." "Gene says they shouldn't be too sober for the auction." "If anyone ever finds out you got this from me..." "Look at me." "This is no joke." "We don't always get along, but you don't want to see me dead." "I gotta call Hunter." "You're the best." "Hey, I'm serious." "Just this once, okay?" "I'm no drug dealer." "I don't want to see you get poisoned." "Your father ever finds out..." "God, doesn't anyone ever knock?" "Tell Brendan that Hunter would rather die than go out with him." "Brendan?" "Christopher, keep that asshole away from that child." "He asked me to do him a favor, I did it." "All right, you delivered the message." "Now let Meadow study." "Two goombahs from the old neighborhood." "What, they think they're gonna name it the Soprano Wing in the new hospital?" "I think you're just jealous of their money." " Me?" " Yeah." "Okay, but explain to me this." "He offers us two tickets to the Caribbean out of friendship." "You say no, they're tainted." "But for some party, I take his money to clean his toilets." "First of all, Arthur, this is a paying job and not some cruise." "And why do you always have to exaggerate?" "You're not cleaning his toilets." "You're a chef." "Good." "So you don't mind that he fronts me money for a new place because he offered." "Look at that face." "Oh, God, don't tell me that you took money from Tony Soprano." "How is it different?" "I'm a chef." "I need a place to cook." "How?" "I'm giving Carmela my support, that's how." "And it's for a very reputable cause." "But to have that man as a partner, trust me, that would be insane." "It'd mean the end of everything." "At least he made the gesture." "Name me another person who offered us anything except the Sopranos?" "Watch what you're doing." "You're squeezing the quail." "(LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS)" "Should we turn on the air?" "It's going okay." "Do you like the food?" "I was so busy schmoozing, I barely had a bite." "Don't miss those little veal tonnatos." "Charmaine!" "Sure." "Wow." "Charmaine!" "ARIEL:" "Not in the car!" "Please!" "Not in the car!" "PAULIE:" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up and get in the fucking car!" "Get in there, you miserable fucking prick!" "I can't get used to strangers in my house." "Why'd you invite them?" "Try one of these." "You're a fucking great cook." "I cook like this it reminds me of what I lost." "To have my restaurant ripped from me." "I can't tell you..." "It was like losing a limb." " Sometimes I lay in bed..." " Statti zitto!" "Enough already." "Forget about the past." "Look to the future." "I'm sick of hearing of your restaurant." "Shut up, you depressing jerk!" "What the fuck do you know about it?" "You motherfucker." "(CHUCKLING)" "You fucking jerk!" "TONY:" "Come on." "Give it up." "(LAUGHING)" "TONY:" "See what you get when you... (ARIEL GROANS)" "PAULIE:" "Fucking son of a bitch!" " Get up, you stubborn fuck." " Please!" "Too late." "All this because you won't say yes to a divorce?" "It's not that simple!" "Why not?" "You sign your fucking name to a piece of paper!" "I don't like you." "Well, I don't like you." "You believe this prick?" "What do I get, huh?" "You work for nothing?" "I don't think so!" "I say we force-feed him his sombrero." "She wants to go to Israel, I send her." "I pay." "I feed her, I clothe her, I put a roof over her head." "I worked for her father for 20 years and took his abuse." "So I get nothing?" " Stand up!" " We don't care." "Tough fucking luck, ain't it, pal?" "You mother...!" "Silvio!" "(ARIEL GROANS)" "Motherfucker." "This guy's a bull." "Paulie, if we don't kill this prick we should put him to work." "(IRINA GIGGLES)" "(TONY GRUNTS)" "Time's a-wasting." "I was lucky I could get out at all with that party tonight." "(PHONE RINGS)" "Shit!" " Hello." "SILVIO:" "Tony." "Sorry to bother you." "This isn't working out how we hoped." "With our friend with the funny sideburns." "Don't say no more on the phone." "I'm coming down." "Shit!" "I gotta go." "(SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN)" "You just got here." "Yeah, I know, but I gotta go." "(SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN)" "What's that painting mean to you?" "Nothing." "It just reminds me of David Hockey." "(CAR ALARM BEEPS)" "You want something to munch on?" "TONY:" "Are you kidding me?" "Most guys I know would be happy to get rid of their wife." "I tried explaining the realities here." "This guy's as stubborn as a fucking mule." "He says it's principle." "I think we gotta... you know." "That's why we called you." "TONY:" "I promised the father-in-law I wouldn't." "I don't know what else to do." "You're a stupid fucker, you know that?" "I've heard it said." "What are you, proud of it?" "You kill me and a dark cloud goes over Shlomo's house." "Either way, they'll be no get unless restitution is made." "You really would let me kill you, you sick fuck." "You ever heard of the Masada?" "For two years, 900 Jews held their own against 15,000 Roman soldiers." "They chose death before enslavement." "And the Romans, where are they now?" "You're looking at them, asshole." "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil for Thou art with me." "Yeah, hold that thought." "(PHONE RINGS)" "Yeah?" "I'm with my non-shellfish-eating friend, and I'm tapped out." "This guy won't listen to reason." "Didn't I tell you, huh?" "I warned you to keep away from them." "He left me no options." "He's willing to go down with the ship." "Here's a thought." "Maybe he's willing to go to the world to come but if he's stuck here on this earth I know one thing that no man wants to go through life without." "What?" "Oh." "That's a brilliant idea." "Make like a mohel, huh?" "Finish his bris." "Yeah." "Paulie, get the ball cutters from out of the truck." "Ariel, we're going to plan B." "The phone has been ringing all morning." "The Rotellis, the Trillos." "He has to do with computers." "They're wonderful." "She invited us to brunch." " Really?" " Yep." "But it was the food, Mainie." "Everybody raved about it." "Cynthia said, "I love those rice balls," like she never had arancini before." "Really, Mainie, I couldn't have done it without you." "It meant so much to me, having you here." "It just made it so much fun for me." "Mainie, is something wrong?" "You got something on your mind?" "What could be wrong?" "Listen, sweetie." "It may not seem like it right now, but you'll get back on your feet again." "Carmela, I'm fine where I am." "I know." "That's not what I meant." "Carmela, I never wanted to tell you this." "It happened so long ago." "You and Tony weren't even married." "It's probably silly for me to even bring it up now." "What?" "You were at the shore with your parents." "You and Tony were on the outs." "He called me." "He did?" "One thing led to another, we started dating each other and..." "Carmela, I slept with him." "You slept with Tony?" "Really, it wasn't for me." "Carmela, what I'm trying to say is, stop worrying about me." "Really." "I mean, we both made our choices." "I'm fine with mine." "I'd like for you to consider this." "SILVIO:" "Don't give me that." "TONY:" "What's going on?" "Why'd you page me?" "This guy's trying to pull some bullshit." "Hey, ZZ Top." "The guy gave you the get, didn't he?" "But not because of you." "You threatened him with castration." "It was business that brought him around." "He wanted 50%, you wanted 25%." "So I split the difference." "I gave him 15% he gives my daughter the divorce..." " It's business." "It worked out." " You gotta walk with me, Shlomo." "Listen, don't worry." "I'm taking good care of you here." "What's that?" "For your considerable trouble." "As the Talmud says..." "I don't give a shit what he says, okay?" "You want to give your son-in-law 15% of the motel?" "You go ahead." "It comes out of your end." "Now, we got you your get." "You get us our 25%." "Got it?" "My son was right." "You're mud." "Godless clay!" "I created a living golem!" "What the fuck is a golem?" "It's a monster!" "Frankenstein!" " Get out of here..." " Living dead!" "...before I take your asshole son and shove him up your ass!" "Shut up!" "(SHLOMO SPEAKS IN YIDDISH)" "Hey." "Hey, how you doing?" "One second." "(WATCH BEEPS)" "I got some good news." "We're in the motel business." "How do you like that?" "Read this." "(MACHINE BEEPS)" "102.7." "They should take my temperature with the other machine." "Paulie broke his hand on the guy's head." " Digital." " We're waling on this guy." " I'm gonna cut his dick off." " I'll call the nurse." "He's mumbling and praying." "I'm getting his pants off." "They should take my temperature again." "Yeah, yeah, call them." "Poor Jackie." "God has His reasons." "Livia, he looked twice as old as me." "So, what's really on your mind, Corrado?" "This Christopher Moltisanti." "Christopher?" "What about him?" "Him and his little friend." "They're slapping me in the face, and they're hiding behind Tony." "Well, Tony always loved Christopher like a son." "And so do I, Junior." "He put up my storm windows for me one year." "Good." "But what do I do?" "I just let him and this Filone kid piss on me in public?" "And how far do I go before I light a frigging match under that hotheaded son of yours?" "Maybe Christopher could use a little talking to." "You know." "The other one Filone?" "I don't know." "You got a lot of sense for an old gal." "No, I'm a babbling idiot." "That's why my son put me in a nursing home." "He didn't even care I was there." "It was just him and that fucking cancer." "It's like he's already gone." "Yes." "Ah." "(SIGHS)" "Somebody called me a Frankenstein today." "Really?" "This Hasid I'm doing business with." "These Hasids, I mean, they're out there but they got their beliefs, you know?" "They're not afraid of death." "This one guy wasn't." "Maybe they have the belief because they are afraid." "I'm not afraid of death." "Not if it's for something." "You know?" "A war, something like that." "A reason." "But Jackie..." "To see this strong beautiful man just wither away to nothing..." "And you can't do nothing about it." "You can't fight it." "You envy the Hasids and their beliefs?" "All this shit's for nothing?" "If it's for nothing, why must I think about it?" "That's the mystery, isn't it?" "The mystery of God, or whatever you want to call it and why we're given the questionable gift of knowing that we're gonna die." "(SNIFFS)" "Do you feel like Frankenstein?" "A thing?" "Lacking humanity?" "Lacking human feelings?" "(KIDS SINGING)" "Guardian angels God to send thee" "All through the night" "Soft the drowsy hours are steeping" "Hill and vale" "In somber sleeping" "I my love" "Thank you." "That's for you." "Say hello to Freddy, all right?" "Let go!" "I my loving vigil keeping" "All through the night" "Let me go!" "Let me go!" "(SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN)" "You're friends of Tony's goomar, right?" "Meadow wanted the crystal." "If I didn't get it to her, she would've went to Jefferson." "You tell Tony." "They would've beat her and raped her!" "I don't want to die now!" "I didn't mean it." "I am sorry!" "Listen to me!" "I was trying to save her!" "Listen to me!" "You speak English?" "Don't shoot me!" "Don't shoot!" "(GUN CLICKS)" "(MAN SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN)" "(GROANS)" "Fuck!" "While the moon, her watch is keeping" "All through the night" "While the weary world is sleeping" "All through the night" "O 'er thy spirit gently stealing" "Visions of delight revealing" "Breathes a pure and holy feeling" "All through the night" "Hi, Jack." "Bye, Jack." "(WATER SPLASHES)" "Sleep my child and peace attend thee" "All through the night" "All through the night" "English SDH Subtitles by Gelula/SDI" "Ward Cleaver Mike Brady Cliff Huxtable Homer Simpson." "Our dad can kick their butts." "He always tries to do the right thing which ends up screwing up everybody's life, pretty much." "He always tries to do the right thing, and it's never right like blowing up the restaurant his friend's restaurant, to stop a hit from being done there." "Nobody thinks like that." "He thinks it's right instead it reverberates down the path and screws up everybody's life." "It's kind of a typical, in a sense, a typical TV family." "It's Mom, Dad, Junior and Sis." "Sex shouldn't be a punishable offense." "It's sort of an unconventional twist on the Mob thing." "I don't think sex should be a punishable offense either." "But talking about sex at the breakfast table is a punishable offense." "No more sex talk, okay?" "When you do comedy, you don't have to take it seriously." "It's such a bizarre set of events that's being thrown at him." "That's where the comedy comes from." "Every time he turns around, somebody makes him miserable." "It's the '90s, parents should discuss sex with their kids." "You get to see a more human side of these people which is sort of an odd dichotomy because you're watching these guys and what they do and at the same time you're being asked to sympathize with them." "It makes a confusing place as an audience member, but it's pulled off." "But that's where you're wrong." "You see, out there, it's the 1990s, but in this house it's 1954." "1990s, 1954." "Now and forever I don't want to hear any more sex talk." "I think he loves his wife very much." "I think she's the strength of the family, pretty much." "And the actress, Edie Falco, is just wonderful." "It's almost like I fell in love with the character." "She's such a wonderful person, wonderful in the role." "Him and his wife have a great relationship." "I'm not sure sexually they do so well, but other than that everything's fine." "I'm going back to bed." "The personnel are kind of the typical American family in terms of their positions that they occupy." "And I've always liked that." "I'm an only child, but I've always liked that foursome thing." "My favorite show that I did is the one with college." "It's called "College." It's with my daughter, Meadow." "It was just such a great script." "He's showing his daughter a college and he sees a guy he has to kill." "He's trying to lie to her and say, "Everything's fine."" "I'll pick you up in a little while." "Knock 'em dead." " Aren't you coming in?" " I left my watch at the motel." "I'll catch up." "He's gotta run off and find him and try to kill him." "Good morning, rat." "Then go back to his daughter." "It was exactly what the show's about, the two separate worlds and how they collide." "Why did we pick Jimmy Gandolfini?" "You know, the easy answer is, he gave the best audition." "Which is true." "He's really, really amazing." "He doesn't know how good he is, which is a great quality." "When you watch his face, there's so much going on." "And he has this great quality of..." "Talk about networking..." "Likability." "Maybe I should say relatability for people and yet he also can project scariness when he needs to." " Where's Pussy?" " I don't know." " Don't you fucking lie to me." " Tony." "Did you do it?" "Tony." "Don't fucking lie to me." "Did you do it?" " No." " Did you fucking do it?" "No." "Did you do it?" "!" "I said no!" "Now get your fucking hands off me." "After I had shot the pilot was when I realized if it hadn't been him, there would've been nothing." "Because when he does come on as a gangster, he really does." "It's a total flip from what you see him doing in other parts of the show." "He'll never be father of the year but the right actor in the right part has made Tony Soprano TV's most unforgettable dad." "If you're happy, I'm happy." "Meadowlands" "(CLOCK TICKING)" "(SIGHS)" "You gonna say something, or what?" "It's your dime." "(DUCK QUACKS)" "What's he doing here?" "A friend of mine walked by." "Heshie." "He has a 3:00." "(HEART BEATING)" "(WOMAN MOANS)" "SILVIO:" "Yeah, baby." "(SILVIO MOANS)" "(FOOTSTEPS ECHO)" " What the hell's going on?" "JACKIE:" "Thunderstorms." "(MONITOR BEEPS)" "Jackie." "You smell it?" "That's rain." "Dr. Melfi, what the hell are you doing to me?" "(MONITOR BEEPS FASTER)" "(YELPS)" "(IRINA SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN)" "Go back to sleep." "(IRINA MUMBLES)" "What are you doing up?" "You got school tomorrow." "A. J:" "Working on a high score." " Did your mother go to bed?" " Yeah." "Where were you?" "The compactor went down at Barone Sanitation." "(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS)" "Move over." " Ready?" " Yeah." "Go!" "Watch out for the ghosts." "This ain't steering right." "Yeah, kicking your butt." "So how're things going with you?" "How's school?" "Dad, you have to concentrate." "New game." " No fair." " It's called a handicap." "Come on, stop!" "I'm kicking your ass!" "TONY:" "One hand, look at that!" "A. J:" "I can't see." "A. J:" "Get off!" "Stop!" "Come on!" "You lose." "Focus through distractions." "There's your lesson." "I want you in bed in 10 minutes." "Andretti, you listening to me?" "Good night, Dad." "Good night." "(SIRENS)" "Where'd you park?" "In the parking lot." " No one followed me." " Adriana, you wouldn't know it." "Oh, yeah." "Like Tony Soprano's hiding in my back seat." " You are so paranoid." " Bring the car right here." "I know, he's in disguise." "That could be him." "Hey, Tony!" "Or maybe he's in the trash can." "Come out, come out, wherever you are!" "Let go of me!" "It could be anybody, anytime." "I don't even know if it's Tony." "You gave crystal meth to his daughter!" "Which I'm not sure he knows." "Look at my wrist." "It's all red." "I'm sorry!" "But I got dragged out to the fucking Meadowlands by my neck!" "Mock execution!" "What?" " What?" " Nothing." " No, what?" " You don't want to know, trust me." "Know what?" "I heard the nurse say you made number two in your pants." "Is that what happens?" "Get the car!" "Please, can we just go to Brendan's score some shit and find out what's going on?" "Please!" "(KNOCKING)" "CHRIS:" "Brendan, let's go." "Wake up, man." "(TELEVISION BLARES)" "The fool leaves his door open." " I gotta pee." " Go for it." "You should have seen me at the hospital." "Three nurses... (ADRIANA SCREAMS)" "MAN ON TV:" "You will comply with the orders." "(FLIES BUZZING)" "Yeah." "Yeah." "That's the message." "Thanks." "LANCE:" "Way to go, Anth!" "Hear it in five, four, three, two... (PAGER RINGS)" "Yo, check it." "You think this is funny?" "What?" "What's funny?" "I didn't do nothing." "You beep me again, you'll be sorry." "We don't know what you're talking about." ""Your mother blows." That's a real original message." " Maybe she does, right?" " Yeah." "Then why'd you eat all the doughnuts she sent us at camp?" "And then cry on her shoulder:" ""I'm so homesick, Mrs. Piocosta."" "Why don't you shut up?" "Have another doughnut, you fat fart-knocker!" "A. J:" "I'm gonna kill him!" "A. J:" "Dickwad!" "Hey, break it up!" "Break it up!" "I want a 5-minute cool-down period, now." "(BELL RINGS)" "SILVIO:" "See you next week, doc." "HYGIENIST:" "Mr. Dante, you forgot something." "Thank you, baby." " Don't forget to floss." " You saved my life." "All right." "See you next week, all right?" "Can I help you, sir?" "Sir?" "Sir?" "TONY:" "Oh, my God." "TONY:" "I'm having second thoughts." " About?" "This whole thing, this whole arrangement." "Security." "I come here, I tell you things, I don't know how safe it is." "I understand your concerns." "But I told you what the ground rules are:" "As long as I don't hear anything incriminating..." "You don't fucking get it." "Just my being here incriminates me!" "Somebody sees me, they tell somebody else, all of a sudden I'm a celebrity!" "I thought we made some progress on your narcissism." "Who are you?" "Why is that so important for you to know?" "My mother told me never to answer a question with a question." "So your mother did teach you something." "If I asked you about your life, who you talk to, who you trust...?" "I'd have to take the Fifth." "That's cute." "Oh!" "I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of what I was saying." "I'm sorry." " Why are you here?" " Chris sent me for you." "Chris?" "Did something happen?" "Must be my dad, right?" "Why else would Chris send you?" "HUNTER:" "Did Brendan get my poem?" "Another search warrant?" "Calls them the Federal Bureau of Annoying Bullshit." "You told your old man!" "You scared me!" "What happened to you?" "We're moving to Florida because you couldn't keep your mouth shut!" "What are you talking about?" "Did Brendan ask about me?" "Get us out of here!" "Get us out!" " Did you tell your old man?" " About the meth?" "Are you insane?" "Don't you get it?" "This is serious!" "Let go of me!" "ADRIANA:" "Stop this shit!" "He's worried about you." "He's been asking about you, asshole." "I'm sorry if I hurt you." "I hate my life, being a Soprano." "CHRIS:" "Hey don't ever say you hate life." "That's blasphemy." "Fuck you!" "CHRIS:" "Okay, let's go." "Remember when you were little?" "I'll buy you one of those Happy Meals, all right?" "Where the fuck are you?" "(BUG BUZZES)" "This is a new shirt your grandmother bought." "It's in the trash?" "It's a Westport." "It's not even cool anymore." "What did you just say?" "I got in a fight." "Hope you did as much damage to his wardrobe." "Who with?" "I didn't get caught." "No demerits." "Anthony, who?" "Jeremy." "Jeremy Piocosta?" "You were together at camp." "I thought you were friends." "If that's all the information I get, I'll call Mrs. Piocosta." "No, Ma, wait!" "Don't call!" "You kids are gonna learn the value of a dollar!" " I'll wash your car." " You never put any effort in." "I will, I promise." "I'll do it really good." "Just don't call, I'll get the money." "Forty dollars, Anthony." "I know, I know." "Ma!" "How you doing?" "What brings you here?" "Remember that pastry place?" "Ferrara's?" "Brought you some macaroons." "They're too sweet!" "What do you mean?" "They're your favorites!" "The activities director, Rosie, says they're organizing a trip to the city." "Dinner and a show." "And you don't want to go." " I don't like the people here." " You don't know them." "And that city." "Grown men soiling themselves." " It's not like that anymore." " That Giuliani..." "Let's stick to the field trip." "Mothers throwing their babies out of skyscraper windows." "You're always with the babies out the windows." "You don't mix with the other ladies or talk to the nice gents I see around." " You're not taking opportunities." " What do you care?" "Out of sight, out of mind." "We don't think like that." "Not me, or Carm, or the kids." "I wish the Lord would take me now." "I came to get cheered up." "Think that's a mistake?" "You being sarcastic?" "You can't put your problems on me." "This is the most expensive retirement home in New Jersey." "If you wanted to, you could be happy here." "You're pissing it all away." "What beautiful language for your mother." "You want the macaroons?" "I don't care." "Leave some out for the lunatics." "Goodbye, Ma." "OLD WOMAN:" "They're saying it might rain today." "(URINATES)" "What the hell are you doing?" "This place is an hour from my office." "Are you a woman?" "Get a bladder transplant." "My mother lives here." "It's not real convenient for me." "It's not convenient?" "Why don't we meet at your precinct?" "The government would love a few pictures of us for the scrapbook." "What do you got for me?" "Here." " "Jennifer Melfi, M.D."?" " Her background, daily routine." "And your personal relationship with her is...?" "None of your fucking business." "You can't blame a guy for trying." "Are you bored with your life?" "Oh, yeah, sure!" "Busting whores and junkies." "Plus, it's a thrill to pay two alimonies on a $40,000-a-year income." "TONY:" "All right, listen." "I don't want her touched or bothered." "I want to know the who, when, why." "That's it." "Usual fee?" "The Knicks lost, lieutenant." "You're down two large." " Lay off the vig." " We'll see what kind of job you do." "Okay." "See you in a few days." "What you got in the box?" "Macaroons." "This is awful." "I can't deal with this." "What kind of God?" "Christopher!" "TONY:" "Where you been?" " What happened to you?" " Brendan's dead." "What are you talking about?" "The fish is in my pocket." "CHRIS:" "Brendan's brains are floating in his bathtub." "Message job." "Through the eye." "Moe Greene special." " Uncle Junior." " What do you mean, Moe Greene?" "In one." "Moe's eyes got too big for his stomach, so they put a caliber in his eye." "Mikey Palmice does their hits." " In his glasses, you mean." " Glasses, eyes." "Why quibble?" "I'm at the World Trade Center." "What are you doing?" "Palmice's a made guy." "He didn't have the balls to do it himself." "Contracted these Russians, and he killed my friend." "Our response should suit the message." "In the mouth means he was a rat." "It's just how Francis framed the shot, for the shock value." "Brendan didn't deserve it." "Don't talk me out of it." "Listen, you can't touch Mikey." "Your uncle's pissing on your head, what do you expect me to do?" "I'm on it, T. I know where Mikey's house is, over by Route 10." "No." "He tries to leave, you break his other neck." "(HAMMERING)" "Hey, Mr. GQ." "Got a ticket." "How you doing, Mikey?" "How you doing?" "(SCREAMS)" "Son of a..." "Your suit's wrinkled." "Here, let me fix it up for you." "Why are you screaming?" "Free alterations." "Missed a spot." "This is overdue." "(LAUGHING)" "Hear about the Chinese godfather?" "He made them an offer they couldn't understand." "We gonna stop before it gets out of hand?" " Not even a hello?" " I'm here because I love you." "And I respect you." "Don't pretend you're paying me respect." "A son who throws his mother in an asylum." "She lives like a poveretta." "That's none of your business." "Your friends get in my business, expect me to turn the cheek." "The truck was made good to you." "I'm sitting here like patience on a monument, waiting for discipline." "Your boys were warned, and still they embarrass me." "I run my crew my way." "What you did was extreme." "Now you're my judge?" "I answer to bigger people than you, my friend." "Like Jackie?" "Want to take this to his deathbed?" "That nephew of yours we gave a high colonic he earns good?" " He's coming up." " Okay." "He works for me now." "Excuse me?" "Maybe he gives you agita for a change." "You got some set of balls, you know that?" "Absolutely not." "I show you my hand, and you slap it away." "What's the matter with you?" "Why can't we talk like adults anymore, huh?" "Out." "Next time you come in, you come heavy or not at all." "You don't mean that." "By the time I get to take the sergeant exam, the pay scale is frozen by law." "Why are we following these people?" "They grabbed a meal, saw a movie." "So what?" "Luckily they stopped at that package store." "I got a juice." "Yeah, I can smell the potatoes." "Hey, listen, asshole." "Same make and model left the scene of a homicide on Long Island." "Stay fucking current." "You broke it off with the shlub after a week?" "I know." "I feel for you males." "It's our goddamned fault you don't know how to act." "Admitting mistakes." "We tell you to be more sensitive, you join Promise Keepers." "We say, "Get in touch with your feelings. " You run into the woods gunking yourselves with bear fat, beating a drum." "Don't ruin my evening." " You know what I mean." " Sure." "You want someone who's sensitive to your needs but still decisive enough for a grope in the closet." "Yeah." "Something like that." "(SIRENS)" "Oh, shit!" "That's all I need." "We were speeding?" "I wasn't looking." "Pull over." "License and registration, please." "I'm sorry, officer." "Did I do something wrong?" "Detective." "You crossed the double line, have you been drinking?" "We had wine with dinner." "Step out of the car, please." "I don't believe this." "Just relax, Randall, and do what he says, okay?" "I need you to walk a straight line to me, sir." "Heel to toe." "RANDALL:" "Look..." "I applaud your vigilance." "But this is unnecessary, all right?" "I'm a lawyer." "I know I'm under the limit." " Open the trunk, please." " What?" " You want to search my golf...?" " Open it!" "I will not!" "You ever hear of probable cause?" "Oh, yeah, that's a real good legalese!" "Are you resisting arrest?" "Hey!" "Vin, fucking cool it!" "He can't do that!" " Back in the car!" " He didn't do anything wrong!" "LEWIS:" "Back in the car, now!" "Come on, let's go!" "I perceived what I thought was a weapon." "LEWIS:" "What the hell's wrong with you, Vin?" "Take him." "DUI, resisting arrest, assaulting an officer." " What's he...?" " Do it!" "LEWIS:" "Jesus Christ!" "Don't you touch me!" "You got prime rib at home." "Don't be going out for hamburgers." "What?" "What are you talking about?" "Randall!" "Randall, I'll follow you!" "I'm gonna call my lawyer, you fuck, you!" "She's seeing a Randall Curtin, tax lawyer." "He lives at 1242 Rennsalaer Road." "He's divorced, got two kids." "He's the country club type." "Not much in the balls department, I might add." "What about her?" "The good doctor, in her office at 8 a.m., leaves at 6." "Orders a tuna sub and Diet Coke." "She's got a three-bedroom condo in Essex Fells." "Shops at Pathmark." "She's divorced, one kid, 19." "Outside of schmucko, she don't get out much." "But she does see a shrink." "She what?" "Yeah, she sees a shrink, once a week." "His name is Elliot Kupferburg." "Fuck me!" "She don't fuck anyone, from what I can tell." "It's not because she don't got the goods." "She left her blinds up, I got some of them Victoria Secret-type snaps." "If you're interested." "A little a this?" " Good enough, then?" " Yeah." "You got any Advil?" "What am I, a fucking pharmacy?" "What you got on Friday's game?" "I got three bills on Rutgers." "That'll solve all your problems." "Thank you." "With a stapler?" "!" "JIMMY:" "I heard Mikey had to give up that nice suit." "He got too attached to it." "Michael Palmice's been a disease since he was 5, he had it coming." "It don't make things any easier." " My uncle's stubborn." " Stubborn enough to go to war?" "What kind of a word is that?" "There hasn't been a war since the Columbo thing." "Everybody decided." "No one's going to the mattresses these days." "I got a top-of-the-line Posturepedic at my house." "Fuck it." "If Jackie wasn't sick, this wouldn't have happened." "You're right." "So one of us captains gotta step up." "Lack of control is fucking up this family." " That's true." " You can say that again." "If the old man were here, instead of in that cell in Springfield he'd say, "Raymond, this is your moment."" "Go easy with the grease gun, okay?" "You're the Boy Wonder." "Him and Jackie both had you picked from day one." "You got the age, the seniority." "I also got an 18-year-old with MS, okay?" "I told Nucci I'd be doing less, not more." "All due respect to your crippled kid, you don't want a wire up your ass." "That's why you should be boss, you're so fucking smart." "And it's "physically challenged."" "Absolutely." "Why don't we run it like a council?" "Larry, the old guys set this up as a paramilitary organization." "We need a supreme commander, not the fucking Dave Clark Five." "Face it, T. You and Junior are gonna have to duke it out." "RAYMOND:" "You've gotta be boss." "Number one, I'm not the man." "Number two, he's got New York behind him." "Not for anything, God bless your uncle but he's living in the wrong century." "New York knows it." "You want it, T, you'll get there okay." "It's the right thing." "It's inevitable." "I don't want no disturbance." "Hey, what's up?" "Nothing." "Bet you told your mom what happened." "What are you, high?" "!" "Well, you owe me $40 for the shirt." "The collar was ripped." "You still owe me for 4th of July." "Bottle rockets?" "I paid for them." "Not for the M-80s." "Remember, the ones we blew up the frogs with?" "Oh, yeah." "That was pretty cool." "Yeah." "Just give me the money." "That thing was gay!" "I did you a favor." "You're gonna do it!" "Make me, fatty!" " Dickwad!" " Asshole!" "KIDS:" "Whoa!" "JEREMY:" "Shithead!" "A. J:" "Bitch!" "Come on." "JEREMY:" "Let's go, shithead!" " Let me go!" " So I can kick your ass again?" "I was kicking your ass!" "Nobody won, it was a draw." "The Pit, tomorrow, 3:00." "Help me with the chinch bugs, they're killing my corn." "This stuff works pretty well." "It's safe for the environment." "I tried that." "You got any DDT back there?" "That stuff's illegal, it's been banned." "Maybe you have a little surplus back there." "I'll meet you back there." "If I could help, I would..." "Mr. Piocosta!" "Right?" "How you doing?" "You remember, our boys went to Camp Aheka together?" " Of course, Tony." "How are you?" " Good." "Your kid still got that killer crossover dribble?" "Yeah, I guess so." "That'll get him a scholarship." "So how's Anthony?" "He's moody, you know." "For a kid that age, you know." "Nice seeing you, Tony." "Why don't we get together and cook dogs for the boys?" "Tony, I don't even know if these guys are close anymore." "Did Anthony say anything?" "I'll have Carmela call Joanie." "Linda." "That's great." "Tony, that's great." "I'll see you around." "(HUFFS)" "(RASPY BREATHING)" "(DISHES CLATTERING)" " Tony!" "TONY:" "Yeah?" "Oh, my God!" "Tony!" "I thought the medication was supposed to help your panic attacks." "It does." "It's the first one in a while." "What does your therapist say?" "He should increase your dosage." "He's got more degrees than a thermometer." "Don't worry about it." "Does your therapist ask questions about our marriage?" "I know personal feelings are hard for you to talk about." "That's all we do is talk." "Carm, I'm gonna quit." " Did you bring this up with him?" " Yeah." "He knows." "I guess." "I forgot to take my Prozac this morning." "It's up in the bathroom, can you get it?" "I know with Jackie sick, you're under tremendous pressure." "But I feel if the therapy didn't hurt, it wouldn't be helping!" " You don't understand." " That's why you're in therapy." "Because I don't understand!" "I'm telling you, if you give up now, I'll have to re-evaluate things." "What is that, huh?" "I got a sensitive job, I'm not an average Joe on the block." "It's our marriage, Tony!" "Therapy is too much exposure!" "Fine!" "You live with the results then." "What's that, a threat?" "No, Tony, it's a rave review." "Get your own fucking pills." "How long did the attack last?" "About 30 seconds." "I was dizzy, out of breath." "That's it, I never lost consciousness." "Anything since?" "I'll write you a scrip for Xanax, just for a couple of days." "It'll get you over the short-term stresses." "My uncle's got me in a box where I gotta do something I don't want to do." "Then there's my mother." "Four grand a month and she acts like I'm an Eskimo, pushing her out to sea." "She's testing." "Same as your uncle." "Like little kids." "There's a good book about this." "No, I read, I go right out." "It's Strategies for Coping with Elder Family." "You can't fucking spank them." "Would it hurt to let your mother think she's still in charge?" "You have children, you know what they're like." "Sometimes it's important to let them have the illusion of being in control." "Chris, my man!" "Surprised to see me?" "Heard they took you for a ride." "Tour of the Meadowlands." "Heard you had a little b.m." " You got my cut?" " They came and took it." " Who?" " Junior Soprano's boys." "They said it's their corner now." "You let them?" "I don't argue well sucking on a Smith  Wesson." " You didn't beep me?" "YO YO:" "Word on the street you out of commission." "Sorry, man, business." "You know, there's no one I'd rather give my 10 points to than you." "It's all right." "It's not your fault." "I'm glad to hear you say that, man." "YO YO:" "Sneaky motherfucker." "Shit!" "I don't care if they shove a scud missile up your ass." "It's my corner." "Pay anyone but me, I'm coming back for your thumbs!" "And that didn't happen, what you said!" "(YO YO GROANS)" "YO YO:" "I'm gonna kill you!" "GIRL:" "Good luck, A.J." "LANCE:" "If you get in trouble, go for the takedown." "Sweep kick and steamroll, the game is over." "All you're doing is making me nervous." " Want a Nitro bar?" " Would you shut the fuck up?" " He's coming!" " It's the moment of truth." "Here." "What the hell is that?" "Just take it." "I'll fight you for it." "I can't!" " What do you mean, can't?" " Just take it!" "I knew you'd chicken out." "He chickened out, he's scared." "He's real scared of you." "What's that supposed to mean?" "You won, man!" "Yeah, Tonio, you won!" "BO Y:" "I'm leaving." "(KIDS GRUMBLING)" "(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)" "TV ANNOUNCER:" "One of gangland's youngest alleged leaders died late this afternoon at St. Isaac's Hospital." "Turn it off!" "Turn the music off!" " one of the state's top Mafia figures was first hospitalized last year." "Authorities called Aprile the acting boss for 74-year-old "Eckley" DeMeo currently serving a life sentence in Springfield Penitentiary." "Authorities say he was made acting boss for the North Jersey Mafia two years ago." "Aprile was 44 years old." "Damn it, I was just there." "He told me he wouldn't go today." "I'll never forget where I was this day." "PUSS Y:" "Sorry, T. PAULIE:" "He was a good man." "Let's do a toast, give me a toast." "To a great man." "To a great leader." "A great friend." "To Jackie." "Buon 'anima." "T!" " You hear what happened?" " Just now." "That's not all!" "I go to make a pickup from Yo Yo Mendez he says it ain't my corner anymore." "It's Junior's." "Christopher, this ain't the time." "CHRIS:" "They're moving in!" "I say we go to Def Con 4." "I gotta assess this, all right?" "What are we, politicians?" "Does this look like the Senate?" "This is about respect of our thing!" "Shut the fuck up!" "It doesn't concern you!" "I represent you, and I'm tired of putting my tail between my legs!" "CHRIS:" "This ain't negotiation time!" "This is Scarface, final scene, fucking bazookas under each arm." ""Say hello to my little friend!"" "Always with the scenarios." "You don't do something, I gotta question your leadership!" "You ungrateful little fuck!" "Where'd you get the balls to question my leadership?" "I'm just saying how it is!" "I'll rip your fucking head off and finish the job!" " You're the boss!" " That's right I am." "And you're lucky a man I loved died today." "Here we go, war of '99." "We should go." "You do what you're told, when you're told!" "Adiós, Junior." "Uncle Junior I need to talk to you." "I came in heavy, like you said, but I don't want to use it." "Our friend Jackie has died." "I heard." "And we need a leader." "We do." "I don't want any confusion or misunderstanding." "Yes." "Sopranos have been waiting a long time to take the reins." "That's why I want it to be you, Uncle Jun." "This is your decision?" "It is." "You speak for the captains?" "I can." "Come here." "You crazy cetriolo." "You had me worried there." "You think I'm gonna mess with a guy like you?" "You been pumping iron?" "Strong as a bull." "Call Parcells, give this guy a tryout." " Come here." " Always the bullshitter." "Just one thing, one thing." "You know I can't be perceived to lose face, right?" "So Bloomfield and the Paving Union." "That's my asking price." "Congratulations." "You know the rules." "I almost got in a fight today." "Fight?" "With Jeremy Piocosta." "I take French with his brother, he's such a poser." " Who won?" " No one." "He backed out." "Phil Litto said, "Yeah, he's real scared of you."" "When I asked what that meant, they all laughed." " Duh." " What do you mean?" "Sometimes you're so naive." "What does Dad do for a living?" "Waste management." "Do you know any other garbage men who live like this?" "Uncle Jackie." "Why do we call him "uncle" when he's not related?" "He's in Dad's other family." "Come here." "(TYPES)" "I'll print it out for you." "(GUNFIRE SOUNDS)" "(RINGS DOORBELL)" "(MELFI KNOCKS)" "Hi!" "Jennifer." "I tried calling." "Yeah, the phone's off the hook." "Come on in." "MELFl:" "I guess we won't be going to dinner." "I'm worried, Jennifer." "I think I'm starting to lose it." "I was standing in line in the doughnut shop." "A man in a booth looked at me." "All of a sudden, I started shaking uncontrollably." "The lady says "next," I ran away." "Hey..." "You've been through a very traumatic experience." "I hate to admit this but I'm afraid to go outside." "I got this crazy idea that I'm being followed." "And this song keeps running through my head." ""People are Strange," The Doors." "Where, "faces look evil when you're alienated."" "Randall..." "Dead at 27 in a Paris bathtub." "I think you should go and talk to Mel Gelbar." "He specializes in post-traumatic stress disorder." "You couldn't prescribe something?" "I'm your date, not your doctor." "Oh, yeah, right." "Yeah." "No." "Saw my first dead body when I was about 15." "Maybe 16." "I won't tell you about how he got clipped because it was..." "Sorry." "You okay?" "I was thinking..." "I guess I live a sheltered existence." "How so?" "I'm in this room for 10 hours a day." "I guess I'm out of touch with the climate of rage in American society the casual violence." "Your voice is all tight." "This week my, my friend got beat up by a policeman, no less." "Oh, yeah?" "It was a nightmare." "Wow." "I mean, I don't know if this cop was crazy or drunk or what." "But he was raving, "prime rib, hamburger," it was surreal." "Fucking moron." "I mean, it sounds like this guy is a fucking moron." "My friend's filing suit against the city." "The worst part of it is, our relationship will never be the same." "Sorry." "Oh, it wasn't your fault!" "Hey, this is your session." "I'm, I'm sorry, this is very unprofessional." "It's all right, you had your wits scared out of you." "Is the Xanax helping?" "It's fine, no more attacks." "But you still have your doubts?" "About therapy?" "No, no, no, no." "Giving it another chance." "Get a lot of good ideas here." "Okay." "On how to cope." "Tell me why this was a smart move, to make Junior the Big Willie." "Look at him." "He's content." "Thinks he's the king of kings." "Truth is, every decision is made by me." "I still worry about the money end." "That's what you do, you worry." "He doesn't know what we kick back to Jackie." "We're gonna do good." "TONY:" "The point is, he's got the title." "He's a happy fucking camper." "The house is secure." "Now we got a brand-new lightning rod on top to take the hits." "Smart." "Very smart." "Yeah, and now you got Bloomfield and the union chair." "Otherwise you'd fuck me, but you wouldn't respect me in the morning." "As long as you guarantee to keep the old fart in line." "I still love that man." "I'm his favorite nephew." "Look at him, over there with my ma." "Those people went through World War II." "T, check out the government." "TONY:" "Shooting right to left." "They got Uncle Jun's good side." "(ORGAN PLAYS)" "English SDH Subtitles by Gelula/SDI"