"Previously on the wedding bells:" "Explode in your mouth like the orgasm,no?" "what's this?" "She and russell are having problems." "They are?" "I bought the wedding palace." "What?" "I'm no longer your nemesis,annie.I'm your boss!" "How many of you want to sep with me?" "You need to keep your frisky little hands off grooms and ushers." "Are there any good men out there,annie?" "There are good ones." "Have you ever found one?" "Once" "Truth is,I find you hot." "You are so hot of line,ernesto." "You need to have an affair." "This normal?" "Completely." "Centerpieces." "Check." "Candles." "Check." "Bridesmaid dresses." "Check." "Gown,girdle,bra,shoes." "Check,check,check and check." "Music,menu,minister?" "Triple check." "We're forgetting something." "Check." "I mean,no.I'm getting that feeling." "What feeling?" "That feeling that something's about to go wrong." "That feeling of impending doom.You know that feeling?" "Sandra?" "Adam?" "What are you doing here?" "I can't let you do this,sandy." "Who's adam?" "You have no right to show up like this." "Or would you rather wait till tomorrow?" "Who's adam?" "Till the minister says,"speak now or forever hold your peace"?" "You are not invited tomorrow,adam." "You can't do this and you know it,sandy." "Who's adam?" "!" "I'm sorry." "Adam,meet annie bell, my wedding planner.Annie,meet adam,my ex-fianc¨¦E." "You still love me." "No" "You know you do.Tell me you don't still love me." "The Wedding Bells S01E04 sync : the.wedding.bells.s01e04.hdtv.xvid-fqm.avi" "Hey-ey,yeah,hey wedding bells are ringin'" "I hear the ting-a-lingin' yeah,they're ringin' and bringin' you closer and closer to me" "I hear the organ a-playin' yeah,I hear the voices sayin' yeah,yeah,yeah they're sayin'I'm playing it smart by marrying you." "you need to look at me." "I still love him." "No,no,you don'T.This is very common phenomenon." "It's called "old boyfriend syndrome-- obs."Trust me,I'm a chronic sufferer." "You think you want him because you don't have him." "But what you really need to consider are all the reasons it wasn't right." "Reason number one,give me that one." "Oh,I became very distracted at work because all I could think about was making love to him." "Reason number two,give me that one." "Oh,I just knew something was about to go wrong." "Nothing's going wrong.Everything's perfect." "The wedding's off." "What?" "Mine,too." "Yours isn't off." "What's happened,larry?" "Edith's husband won't die." "What do you mean?" "She can't remarry without the get; jewish law." "Unless,of course,if he died,which we thought he would if we turned off the respirator." "We did,he didn't,so the wedding's off.What's up with you?" "Oh,uh,old boyfriend." "Hold on." "What the hell's a "get"?" "Under jewish law,a woman cannot remarry unless she gets permission from her first husband." "He can't readily give that permission because he's in a coma." "They've been divorced 17 years." "It doesn't matter.It does not matter." "She needs permission,unless he dies.So the wedding's off." "Mine,too." "No,nobody's wedding's off,do you hear me?" "You're both getting married.You have obs,and you,how much longer could he possibly live?" "Apparently,a long time." "The wedding's off.You know,and thanks for your sensitivity." "I need to examine my heart,annie." "Unless I am sure that i no longer love adam,I can't get married." "What's going on?" " Both weddings are off." "Ha." "Very funny." "I'm serious." "Both weddings are off.I'm going to step out briefly to kill myself." "you're sweating." "Hot." "Well,you know what they say,"if yocan't stand the heat,get out of the kitchen."Right." "And go to the bedroom." "I'd appreciate it if you would desist with sexual innuendoes,ernest.If you could do that for me,please?" "I'd do anything for you,jane" "You don't like it.I do." "I really...okay,maybe it's too sexy." "You hate it?" "No,no,no,no,no." "Look,muffy, personally,I love sexy.I mean,if you knew the way I dress, uh,but for a wedding..." "I can't be one of those old-fashioned brides." "Oh,I'm not saying be old-fashioned.I'm just saying... it's very important to me that I look slutty and stuff." "You want to look slutty?" "And stuff." "My father died last year.It was always my dream that he would,you know,give me away at my wedding." "When I was little,he took me to see man of la mancha." "It was my most favorite play ever.Did you see it?" "No." "Oh,it was where don quixote falls in love with a whore, and he called her his "dulcinea."That means,like "really beautiful" in spanish or something, and he sang this beautiful song." "My father would sing me that song every night when he tucked me in." "He'd sing it till I fell asleep.I was his dulcinea." "I want to be dulcinea on my wedding day.That's why I want to dress like this." "I want to be a whore for my father." "That bad?" "Sandra has obs,edith's first husband won't die,both weddings are off." "Anything I can do?" "Yes.Snuff out the first husband." "And while you're at it,cap off the old boyfriend." "I am sick of every wedding being canceled around here." "Are you mad at me?" "Sandra,look.See david?" "Old boyfriend.Do I miss him?" "Yes." "Do I want to sleep with him?" "Sometimes." "Is he much cuter in retrospect?" "Absolutely.He even smells good.Smell him." "He does smell good." "But what I know and need to remember is,he was selfish,unmotivated,inconsiderate." "The attractive sum parts add up to an undesirable whole, which allows me to be so over him,I can work side-by-side without any feeling whatsoever." "What I need you to do--and I mean right now--is go into the venetian room and sit and concentrate on all the things about richard you love that make you want to marry him." "I'll be back in 15.Get over yourself." "You don't smell that great." "A therapist can't save a marriage.A couple must save it themselves." "Specifically, what's your problem?" "Well,my husband russell, whom I love and adore beyond measure, we,uh,we seem to be stuck." "Uh,pheromonally in neutral." "I don't especially have a sexual appetite for him,though I do find him very attractive on paper, and it has been suggested to me, ridiculously suggested that having a, an affair could be therapeutically beneficial.And I guess I'm here to,to confirm that that is indeed ridiculous." "It isn'T.Sometimes a decrease in sexual attraction is caused by an underlying unhappiness which can ironically be caused by an erosion of the libido;" "a case of the cause being the effect." "In those situations,affairs have been known to achieve positive results." "What kind of therapist are you?" "Many of my clients marriages have been repaired by extramarital affairs." "She hasn't been herself now for the past two weeks." "The foot rub didn't improve things?" "It did,actually,but it's just a band-aid." "Ow!" "That hurt me." "I'm sorry." "Hello,wedding singer." "Amanda." "How's married life treating you?" "My marriage was annulled,thank you very much." "Oh,I'm sorry." "Yes." "May I have a brief word with you?" "Okay." "Upon my annulment,I am again single." "My therapist has counseled me to get back in the saddle;" "an idiom I regard as vulgar,but I am inclined to reenter the dating world" "good for you." " Yes." "I was wondering, given that you find me hot,if you'd like to get dinner this evening?" "What?" "Are you really going to make me ask you again?" "I'm in a very fragile place." "You must know this." "Dinner,me and you?" " Yes." "Amanda,I... it's just...okay." "That's a clumsy yes?" "That would be a clumsy yes." "I'll have my assistant call you with the time." "I know adam wasn't good for me." "Not at all." "And richard...he's tender,considerate,he'll be an excellent provider,a good father... he sounds so sexy.Grr!" "Sorry." "It's just... adam.Once somebody gets into your heart deep down like that,you know?" "Even if he's not the practical choice... what you need to remember is what an insensitive jerk he is." "But you don't even know him." "I can tell just by the way you describe him." "But richard-- oh,my god!" "I got edith and the rabbi in the conference room." "Any updates on the first husband?" "He's still alive." "Role-play?" "That's what she said.It's ridiculous.Why?" "Why?" "!" "It's better than having an affair.This way,you can cheat with each other instead..." "Sammi" "I was thinking what if I wear my hair down,you know?" "It covers my shoulders,it'll be a little less bare." "This will be understated,right?" "Oh,better.Muffy,this is jane.Jane,muffy." "Hi." "I'm dulcinea from man of la mancha." "I'm dressing up as daddy's little whore." "Of course,you are." "It's what she wants." "I don't care." "You look psychotic." "We will not have brides in ourhapel looking like that." "It's what she wants." "I don't care,sammy." "We have a reputation and so will she if she marches down the aisle looking like a stripper." "This is not up to me or you." "Yes,it is." "You are a wedding planner." "It is your job to counsel her and talk her out of that gown." "I'm sure it comes with a ripcord." "This is about you again." "Me?" "You feel threatened by any girl looking sexy." "Part of you wants to...be lusted after." "I certainly understand your predicament,edith." "Thank you." "But under jewish law,you are still married to benjamin." "We've been divorced 17 years." "But if he doesn't give you the get, you are committing adultery,and you know this." "Oh,please." "Ignore them.They're anti-semites." "I'm not anti-semitic.It's just... this law seems unreasonable." "They love each other,rabbi.They want to be married." "The law is not unreasonable." "Does the woman have to give the man a get?" "Is judaism gender-biased?" "You're not helping." "Without the get,I will not perform this ceremony." "Hey,debbie." "Hey." "What's wrong?" "Nothing's wrong." "Yes,there is.- No,there's not." "There is." "There's not." "Okay." "Have a nice day." "Role-play?" "That's what she said." "Like macbeth or caesar..." "no,no,no." "Not so much stage acting as... well,pretending to be somebody the other person may privately fantasize about." "Like,for instance,you mentioned angelina jolie." "Now,I would need you to pick someone more within my range,but you get the idea." "Who would you want me to be?" "Well,I certainly don't fantasize about anybody other than you." "And who would you be?" "Well,anybody you want.Anybody you..." "lust after.Besides me." "So...it should be A...a famous actress or,uh... no.No,no,no,no.It can be anybody you want." "Anybody?" "Yeah." "Annie." "Annie?" "My sister annie?" "Well... you fantasize over my sister?" "Kidding." "Ha-ha." "Annie?" "!" "Look,it's your game." " How long has this been going on?" "It was a joke." "Ha-ha." "Not funny." "I have the sheet music for "dulcinea"." "It's a tender song and,like,needs delicate attention... and stuff." "Actually cedric's going to be doing that song." "He handles all our delicate numbers." "My ike is not happy with you trying to talk me out the gown." "He only likes it when men try to get me out of dresses." "Yeah,muffy,do you think I could meet ike?" "You're not gonna,like,steal him... are you?" "Oh,I-I promise." "Yes,maybe you can help me.My uncle's name is benjamin fleischman." "He's in a vegetative state in icu." "I'm calling to see if he's dead yet." "I see." "Any idea how long it will take?" "I don't mean to sound insensitive." "It's just... we've all been through a lot,and the idea of him suffering... thank you." "Richard." "Wow." "Hey,annie." "You've seen sandy?" "Well...why?" "Been unable to reach her.Thought she might be here.Is something going on?" "What do you mean?" "Well,uh,she seemed very strange when I talked to her at lunch." "Brides can become anxious the week of the wedding." "You have no idea." "Maybe I just need to...settle her down a bit,huh?" "A little,uh,afternoon delight,huh?" "I'm sure that would do it,richard." "She likes her matinees." "I bet she does." "Oh,annie.Uh,okay..." "I know this looks bad." "and you said,"annie"?" "She said,"pick anybody," I just... so you picked her sister?" "okay,russell,there's something I've always suspected about you," "and now I know." "What?" "You're an idiot." "You know what, I don't need... what fool would tell his wife that he's attracted to her sister?" "It's called honesty." "Honesty?" "And if two people can't be truthful... not about having a jones for the sister." "Marriage has nothing to do with honesty." "Oh,you're the big expert..." "marriage is about pretending." "Pretending?" "Yes." "How many men only want to have sex with one woman, the same woman,till death?" "The secret to a happy marriage is lying,man." "And if there's one thing more than any other you should lie about... is the idea that you want to slip the sausage to the sister." "Hey,jane." "hello,oldest wedding planner." "Amanda." "Why are you here,if you don't mind personal questions?" "I'm here visiting a friend.You'll be shocked to know I have them." "I couldn't help but overhear the unfortunate news of your husband being sexually drawn to your sister." "Oh,you heard that?" "I did." "And it's occasioned me to reach out to you." "You've been there for me in need, at least you endeavored to be, albeit pathetically,and I would like to be there for you." "Having been... personally and recently betrayed myself," "I thought I could at least lend a sympathetic ear,if not some poignant counsel." "Nobody's betrayed me,amanda." "Well... your husband has lusted in his private areas for another woman--your sister,at that." "And annie,how you begin to make amends with her,I certainly don't know." "Annie didn't do anything." "Oh." "Okay." "Why do you think annie did anything?" "A woman knows when another man is attracted to her, oldest wedding planner.I would imagine annie knew." "They've often worked together in close proximity,many times alone at night." "And even if she did nothing to cultivate the lust in your husband's private areas,it's clear she did nothing to curtail it." "Annie isn't culpable here." "Okay." "Has this ever happened before?" "Men of yours desiring annie?" "I just had to get him out of my system." "Did you?" "I don't know." "I certainly gave it the old college try." "Adam and i dated all through college." "Why did you and adam break up?" "I don't know." "It just seemed like we fought more than we loved,I guess." "When we fought,it was pretty intense." "When we'd make love, it was pretty intense." "Sandy,what's it going to be?" "300 people are scheduled to be in that garden this saturday." "Well,uh... breaking up with somebody is extremely difficult for me." "So I guess I'm getting married." "You can't get married to somebody because breaking up is hard to do." "Oh,my god." "That's adam's and my song." ""Breaking up is hard to do"." "He'd woo me with it." "That is like total fate that you just said that." "Oh,my god." "Sandy." "What's it going to be?" "300 people." "I could just recast the groom and marry adam." "You could." "Half the guests will be richard's family and friends." "What the hell." "No,you're right." "I'm marrying richard." "The rabbi refuses to marry them without the get,the first husband refuses to grant the get, edith refuses to marry without her rabbi performing the service, and we're screwed." "that's nice." "It's nice?" "It would be very nice if you could stay away from my husband, but we can't all get what we want,now can we?" ""Stay away from your husband"?" "You know what your problem is,annie,and has always been your problem?" "You're competitive." "And I'm sure we're just so pleased that russell has a little thing for you, makes it all worthwhile how you strut around in your rehearsed perfect,perfect self." "All the boys want to sleep with annie." "How nice,that's the way it's always been." "You know,if I had a nickel for every time growing up that santa rushed me off his lap so little annie could have a chance." "I'll tell you what, I am sick of it!" "At this part here, Make sure the girls don't come in on the bridge too early... hey,baby." "See you later." "I don't understand them." "We're not meant to." "I have dreamed thee too long never seen thee or touched thee but known thee with all of my heart." "Too fast." "You,like,got the beautiful part,but you rushed it." "Let it breathe... and stuff." "Let it breathe?" "And stuff." "Okay,ralph." "Hello." "Hi." "If the fleischman wedding goes forward,which at this point is not looking good, this is a list of songs they would like you to play." "The ones highlighted in yellow are a must." "Look,I swore off "tie a yellow ribbon"." "Hello,wedding singer." "Are you ready?" "What's going on?" "Amanda and I have a date." "I beg your pardon?" "I'm ready,doll." "Have any preferences of where you'd like to go?" "I'd like you to take me to a place i've never been to before." "well,evidently they're dating." "Got a second?" "Okay." "Let's take it from the top." "We're letting it breathe." "What's to explain?" "What's to explain?" "Are you kidding me?" "So I overreacted a little." "Russell and I talked about role-playing to improve our sex life." "I asked him who i should pretend to be,he threw out your name,I'm pissed." "Every boyfriend I have ever had has wanted to go out with you, annie,and I'm sick of it.So if you'll excuse me," "I need to go have an affair." "I think she's losing her mind." "If you ask me,it's refreshing." "She's usually all composed,and it gets boring." "She said something about going off to have an affair." "Her therapist told r sometimes it can improve a marriage." "Jane has a therapist?" "It's going to be ernesto." "What is?" "Her affair." "I mean,there's no chance for falling in love with him." "They're completely wrong for each other." "But,physically,he smolders.It's perfect." "I'd sleep with him." "You know,I wonder why he's never asked." "Has he asked jane?" "Has he asked?" "He's all over her.Are you kidding?" "He's like a dog in heat,and so is jane." "She wouldn'T... she would never sleep with ernesto." "No." "You're right." "This is a fantasy for you,isn't it,wedding singer?" "a statuesque,peferctly formed white woman with aggressive eyebrows." "You know,you can always tell something about a woman by the way she eats a nacho." "Really?" "It can be extremely sensual." "Eat a nacho,amanda." "Okay,that tells me something." "Was that not sexy?" "You have a little... there we go,that's sexy." "beautiful night." "Ernesto,you're causing me a lot of problems." "Maybe I can fix,no?" "part of me would love to have sex with you," "But..." "gianna." "Enough said." "No,it's not enough." "Parts of me are vehemently opposed." "I need to..." "which parts make you sad?" "Have you ever been married,ernesto?" "once." "We went sexually dead." "Blame each other,divorced." "I miss her." "We were not sexually dead." "Marriage is often not,uh,romantic thing,no?" "You... are not sexually dead,gianna." "Annie?" "I thought about it." "Richard really is the right choice." "The wedding's on." "Are you sure?" "I really am." "I think all that pre-wedding stuff just squirreled up my brain." "Richard is the man of my dreams." "I am gonna be his wife for the rest of my life." "And if anything,I am more sure now than ever." "Don't take your love what's that?" "Away from me adam,please don't do this." "Don't you leave my heart -come on,adam." "Please stop singing." "It's over!" "but... you still love me." "I do." "But I love richard more." "Annie... could you give us a second,please?" "Sure." "You know how bad I am at breaking up with people." "It's even hard doing it with somebody I'm already broken up with." "But it's good-bye,adam." "It's really good-bye." "They say that breaking up is hard to do okay." "I wish you a very happy life." "Now I know you,too." "I know that it's true don't say that this is the end instead of breaking up" "I wish that we were making up again" "I love you." "Thanks for coming." "Yeah,no problem." "Isn't he cute?" "And stuff." "Listen," "I understand you like the wedding dress." "Like it?" "Oh,I helped design it." "See,I'm going to be a designer." "I thought you were going to be a dentist." "No,I changed my mind." "so,may I ask,ike,what specifically about the dress appeals to you?" "Oh,it makes her look like a whore." "Yeah,old man got it off of some,um...was it a spanish hooker,what's her name?" "Dulcinea." "Dulcinea." "But do you really want your bride looking slutty?" "Hey,every guy in that room's going to give her a poke." "And that's like,that's like the highest compliment a guy could get,you know." "Mm-hmm.Um,okay,so,ike...what about muffy do you love most?" "Well,I love it all." "Bingo,bongo." "The whole ball of wax." "Even her face is good." "That's why I'm marrying her." "And how does that make you feel,muffy?" "Pretty." "Hi." "I got the most wonderful news." "Benjamin's dead." "Really?" "He choked out an hour ago." "Oh,larry." "Dead?" "As a door nail." "Mazel tov." "Thank you." "You know,at first we thought he was teasing us with the seizure... he flatlined right in front of us." "We got it all on video." "The wedding's on." "I'm going to be married." "It's only 8:00." "It was a very fast date,wedding singer." "8:00?" "Wow." "I mean,it felt like it was fast but I guess that was because" "I thought we were having such a good time.You know what I'm sayin'?" "The night's still young,I guess." "Yes it is,as I stand at my front door." "Are you expecting me to invite you in?" "In?" "Uh... no." "I just...was here to make sure you get in,you know,safe." "I see." "I'm sure you can hardly expect me to invite into my premises a man I've never even so much as kissed before." "Oh,that would be,you know,unthinkable." "Well... well... you may kiss me politely,if you would like to put a courteous button on the date." "Okay." "That invitation does not extend to your tongue,and do not rub up against my private areas." "Okay." "That was lovely." "Good night,wedding singer." "Good night,amanda." "I can'T.It's wrong." "Why?" "I'm using you.I suffered a terrible betrayal and this is a rebound encounter." "It's not fair." "I'm okay with it." "No." "It's not moral." "No,no,really.I like being immoral.I'm an immoral guy." "You're a nice man,wedding singer." "Good night." "Obviously,you and I have a few issues we need to talk about." "No,they are my issues,annie.They've always been my issues." "You haven't done anything wrong." "What's going on with you and russell?" "I'm sure nothing that doesn't go on in every marriage." "I do love him." "I wouldn't ever want to leave him." "Marriage can be a lonely business sometimes,annie." "We don't put that in our wedding palace brochures,but... why is it lonely?" "Who knows?" "When you're single..." "I guess there's always the hope, that something magical could happen around the bend of every street corner." "Every time you dress for a party, you think maybe tonight i'll meet... you never do,of course, but there's always that hope." "Around every bend,at the end of every party for me waits russell." "And as much as I do love him... the promise of tomorrow... gets a little squashed,I guess." "You wouldn'T... you would never have an affair with ernesto,would you?" "I don't know." "I really don't know.Jane." "Think of what you'd be risking." "I'm sorry,annie." "It's the right decision." "Yeah.Old boyfriends can be a bitch,huh?" "Yeah." "Sometimes we just love the wrong guy,guess." "Dulcinea dulcinea" "I see heaven when I see thee dulcinea and thy name is like a prayer an angel whispers dulcinea dulcinea..." "I can't help it." "He sings,i turn to mush." "Do not tremble and shrink from the touch of my hand... isn't it beautiful?" "It's hard to believe it's about a whore." "Yeah,can we talk for a second?" "Yeah." "Thou art warm and alive and no phantom to fade in the air dulcinea." "If you're going to try to talk me out of my gown again... not about that." "Sit." "The song isn't about a whore,muffy." "Don quixote confuses a whore with somebody else." "Whatever." "I'm still wearing the dress." "I want to talk you out of your wedding." "What?" "Your fianc?" "s reasons for marrying you... well,they were vile, and frankly,so is he.You can do a lot better." "He's,he's just rough around the edges." "No,he's disgusting." "You're 21 years old." "You're too young to get married and you're definitely not ready if you want to marry ike." "Does he work,by the way?" "He's going to be an architect." "I thought he was going to be a designer." "He changed his mind." "Yeah,well,you need to change your mind." "I love him." "Muffy... for the longest time all I wanted was to be sexy and I wasn't going to be satisfied until every guy wanted to sleep with me." "And?" "And one day all the guys wanted to sleep with me." "Was it totally awesome?" "No." "I thought it would give me power." "Turned out I never felt weaker." "It's not a wedding planner's job to,like,pass judgment on who I'm going to marry." "Yeah,well,I am passing judgment." "You're too good for that man." "The wedding palace will not do this wedding." "What?" "I have a contract." "If you're going to marry ike,it won't be here." "You're not my mother." "We won't marry you and ike." "You canceled the stevens wedding?" "Sorry." "Because she wouldn't change the dress?" "Because she wouldn't change the groom." "ernesto,how we doing?" "All set." "I'm seeing our dinner budget is over by almost nine percent." "I want it to be perfect." "Yes,I want it to be perfect and on budget." "You've been warned about this,ernesto." "I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go." "What?" "Please,don't take this personally." "I like you." "You're a great chef,but this is a for-profit business." "After tonight,we can't employ you.I'm sorry." "Annie." "This has nothing to do with the budget." "It has to do with gianna,no?" "It's about the budget." "I like you,too,but I will sue." "We all do what we have to do." "I'm coming home" "I've done my time now I've got to know what is and isn't mine... you fired ernesto?" "I did." "He's been over budget." "He won't stick to the menu." "What are you doing,annie?" "I'm doing what's in the best interest of this company." "It isn't fair." "To who?" "You?" "Ernesto?" "Russell?" "You need to take a good,long look at what you've got,jane." "I know exactly what I've..." "then,stop it." "hey." "Hey." "Big party." "Yeah,yeah." "I just have,uh,so much paperwork." "What's going on?" "Can you sit for a second?" "What's going on is your wife's a little nuts." "I wish you were content." "I know you're not." "Honey,I am never content." "What do you want?" "What I want is to go to a romantic comedy every now and again and for two hours pretend that I'm the julia roberts character,and afterwards," "I want to go home,climb in bed,and hold on to my husband... and be happy that I'm not julia roberts or anybody else but jane bell." "Married to the man of her dreams." "Which is what I have." "Which is what I have." "You were starting to make me nervous." "Two things,russell." "I love you." "And if I so much as catch you looking at annie sideways, I will geld you." "hava neranena,hava neranena hava neranena,venis mecha so,ernesto had to go,huh?" "Don't you start." "You really think you can protect jane from..." "I was doing what's best for the company." "That's not true." "It says that you don't trust me.It says that you think that I would go there." "Jane." "I asked." "You said you weren't sure you wouldn't go there." "Yeah,but I wouldn't,you know I wouldn'T." "I don't know anything." "Come on,annie,you know me." "I knew mom." "People get hurt by affairs,jane." "Yes,they do,annie." "Russell and I do not have children..." "so what?" "You don't think... he's my brother now." "People get hurt." "If ernesto's here, if you're dealing with him face to face... it makes sense,jane." "I know you know that." "I know you could never be the one to punish him, so..." "I was the bad guy." "okay." "Hello,photographer man." "Would you care to dance?" "Well,aren't you ralph's squeeze box?" "That was vulgar." "Ralph and I simply were dinner companions." "In the end,I could not bring myself to take advantage of him." "Will you be taking advantage of me?" "In your vulgar dreams." "Love with you with each day comes a new way of loving you of loving you every time I kiss your lips my mind starts to wander and if all my dreams come true" "I'll be spending time with you... doing okay,boss?" "One for two." "Not bad." "Old boyfriends." "You can't live with them, you can'T... never mind." "You can smell me if you'd like." "You're not nearly as adorable as you think you are." "Yes,I am." "What do you want?" "I looked in,saw you, well,tired and vulnerable.I thought maybe i can exploit it." "The thing is,if I really thought I couldn't resist you, you'd have gone the way of ernesto a long time ago." "But you no longer pass the smell test." "Come on,let's not end the night on a horrible play on words." "The Wedding Bells 104"