"LOVE ARU SPOTTING LIST" "A motorcycle broke through the checkpoint." "Heading north on Highway no.9. Over." "Latest report on the drug situation has shown an 80 percent increase." "Government tries to cut down drug dealing routes, pushing oMcers to find more trails and clues on suspects to break their growing networks." "Underoover agent like me?" "Dead or alive, it's 50-50." "We're all here today" " because today's the day - l'll get in the gang today." "the White Ant Rider was founded!" " Biker's piece of cake." " Weloome to the White Ant Rider!" "I've played a faked husband to get information in 2005." "And I got it good." "5,OOO." "On Tum only." "5,OOO?" "You sure?" "Sure." "Tum, give it a fight!" "Ref!" "Get out of the way!" "The pig is now caught by Tum." "Tum is the winner." "Take him to the slaughter room." "Trust my sense." "The culprit's in this gang." "What now?" "Your grandpa's factoy can't meet the deadline?" "He can't even finish his piss." "Black....burnt...." "Gone girls." "The factoy's burnt down." "Better not this way." "When there's a problem, there's an inspiration." "A designer must be easily inspired by her surroundings." " Got it?" " This one is interesting." "The one we just sent in, its inspiration came from Yin-Yang." "It has the right oombination of black oolor powerful, solemn, and luxurious..." "And the pure white like a cloud to gracefully block it." "Yet the black still projects its strength against the white." "Together, they yield a wonderful balance." "That's great." "Fabulous." "Designers like us..." "To achieve our dreams, we need to give our all to evey detail." "Evey needlework." "Evey material." "What's this, man?" "It's just a prize, man." "No need to be tough." "Okay." "Reward for today's winner..." "Wait." "Are you crazy?" "Who wants this shit?" "No!" "Leave me alone." "C'mon." "Hey, hold it!" "I wanna pee." "Can I do it first?" "Will I survive?" "What'll I do?" "Damn you, Sarge." "Do you know I'm about to get stamped?" "I've a good stuff for you." "Here!" "Magic protector." "Magic?" "Yessir." "Why don't you keep it for yourself then?" "Don't say that." "Do you know where l get this from?" " Where?" " Rai-kha Temple." "Isn't it Rai-khing?" "Dragon tattoo, the tail's here, then the body, the head's up here." "Take a knife." "Cut it." "off!" "Still on." "off, the tail's wriggling about." "Here's another thing." "Superbalm." "Rub it in for me." "Where?" "The spot they'll stamp me, where else?" "Okay." "Still better than nothing." " Whoa." " What?" "Not on my balls." "Thought you got a round butt." "Gotta rub till it's hot." "Hey!" "Who are you?" "Who the hell are you?" "Which gang are you from?" "What's with that?" "Gonna hit me?" "Take care of your pants first." "Where're you going?" " You oome here." " l'll get him." "Don't bother." "You're going nowhere." "Wait." "Man, you're such a pain." "What's with you?" "On the shoulder's not manly enough." "Put it on my butt." "Okay." " Go ahead." " Think you've got guts?" "Yes." "Do it." "Damn Sarge." "Look who's here." "Tum!" "You bastard!" "Who?" "Who else?" "Who's Tum?" "It's you, man." "Well, I'm drunk." "Then you must be fixed." "White Ant Rider!" "Huray!" "White Ant Rider!" "Huray!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Be happy and prosperous." "Honey." "Happy New year." "I'm here." "Give me a kiss." "This is no New Year it's ancestor worship d_y." "Your brain remembers anything?" " Ouch, it hurts." " Anything?" "Good morning, father." "Why don't you cary a bottle?" "At least he's here." "Coming's better than not." "Come pay respect to grandma and grandpa." "Quick." "Get yourself together." "Thank you." "is he gonna make it?" "Help me get to work with the French brand, please." "Keng." "Yes?" "May grandpa and grandma..." "Oops!" "Oops!" "I'm sory." "Too sour." "Stop!" "This is called glass, a vessel to pour water in and drink from it." "Please use it, okay?" "Have you fixed the water pipe?" "I fixed it already." "Why is it still broken?" "Broken?" "Ty it first." "It's okay now." "I told you to fix the one upstairs!" "Not downstairs!" "How oould I know?" "Honey, I'm really busy these days." "I've a real huge case to close." "If I can do it, I'll get promoted like others." "Then we can go.... on a honeymoon, okay?" "C'mon, honey." "I think if you called a plumber, the toilet will be fine by now." "Captain Keng..." "Stop!" "Don't pick it up." "Eye gum..." "Got it. I'm on my way." "Honey, this is my work." "It's important too." "You're not me so you don't know." "Gotta go." "Your jacket..." "Not gonna wear it?" "See you." "What're you reading?" "Have you worked your tool today?" "Not yet." "Why?" "It needs a workout." " What's it?" " The gun." "Silly." "It's not my tool." "Sarge!" "You're such an asshole the other day." "You said your magic protector would help me." "And your superbalm would ease the pain." "That's nothing." "Right now....this is something." "What's it?" "Captain!" "It's Ngniam." "He'll report us to the building division." "What is this?" "If I'm not walking around, I wouldn't know." "What magazine is that?" "What is it?" "And he'll turn this place into a yoga gym or something." "Stupid." "What a jerk." "How far will he go to torture us?" "Yeah." "You're messy." "Do you know Brasso?" "Do you know it?" "Tidy yourself up." "Ngiam may not do it to us." "Working like this would only lower our standard." "I'll take your pics to prove my point." "Darling, can you make your pose stronger?" "I need it to look more powerful." "What's this?" "What happens to the lips oolor?" "And how oome the eyelids are so green?" "I think I've made myself clear." "Go ask the Guru." "Well, I just think your clothes look a little too pale." "I've to add something livelier." "But it doesn't fit my theme." "Hey you." "The project owner will be arriving from Paris real soon." "You'll be in hell." "Why not on my head?" "Can I really?" "Damn you!" "I know now!" "Think about it, Captain." "Do you know the reason Ngiam holds a meeting with us today?" "He said we'll be inspected." "This means he plans to drive us out." "They can't do that to us." "I've a plan." "Your plan again?" "Last time it's a disaster." "My butt still hurts." "Trust me." "That's only the appetizer." "This will be the main oourse." "What're we gonna do?" "Before he hits us, we must hit him first." "This...is called marvel powder." "Put it in his tea." "Aha!" "When he drinks it, I guarantee, he'll shit all over the way to the toilet." "Then what're you waiting for?" " Okay, let's do it." " l've waited for so long." " Yeah." " l'll start the fire." "Add some hair." "He always says I'm dirty." "What a smartass you are." "Hi there." "What're you guys doing?" "It's passed our meeting time." "Why no one's in the room?" "Well, Captain Ngiam." "Since you're here, how about having a cup of tea with me?" "It'll be our honor." "This is truly tasty." "Wait." "Excuse me." "I'm not taking anything from a strange face like you." "More importantly, you can't be trusted." "You don't trust us?" "Easy." "Lizard." " l'm Ke." " Show him." "Drink it, or he'll know." "Drink." "Don't swallow." "Spit it out later." "Drink it all up." "See?" "He drank it." "How's the taste?" "Answer." "How's the taste?" "Answer." "He's looking at us." "How's the test?" "A_ul." "Wow!" "He says it's awesome!" "Haha!" "I'm so envious." "I should drink it myself." "Alright." "Since you're here, just a cup of tea for your health, deal?" "It's proven, tastes hella awesome." "Okay, I'll drink it and we'll get inside for the meeting." "Yessir." "The tea is from Nan, on the faraway mount." "Really is?" "Oh, pretty tasty." "I said it's good!" "Yeah, don't forget we've a meeting." "Okay, don't forget to go to the toilet." " What?" " Before the meeting, sir." "Yeah." "Right." "C'mon in." "Okay." "Spit it out, Ke." "C'mon!" "Spit your ass." "It's already doing the digestion." "Holy shit!" "Bloody moron!" "I told you not to swallow!" "You fool!" "Bella!" "Our model's not gonna make it to the shoot." "How are we gonna pull this off, Bella?" "We need a male model in 1 hour." "1 hour..." "Can we use Jessi?" "Just for now?" "I won't be believeable as a man." "I've already acquired a report of mission failure." "And I also have a video from the button camera on Keng's shirt at the party." "Oops, not a party." "An underoover mission, right?" "Way to make an excuse." "But I guess I'll have to excuse myself for a moment." "I'll be back." "If we don't delete the file, we're gonna be in deep shit." "Hell yeah." "Gotta do it." "I was drunk as hell last night." "I forgot." "I've never used a oomputor." "Why moved your ass?" "Lizard!" "I'm Ke." "Delete it for us." "My stomach is going down on me, Sarge." "Do it yourself." "Are you nuts?" "If I can, I wouldn't ask you." "I can't." "If I leave this chair, it's all gonna be a huge mess." "What's with you?" "Can't you just do me a favor?" "Now forget about my daughter." "I'll do it." "Leave it to me." "Go sit, watch out for me." "Little things can hurt." "Haha." "Sory for the wait." "It's time for you to meet your new chief." "Our station is vey honored to have her here." "Please weloome our drug specialist," "Police Major Khempat Boonsompob." "Well, in this area under our responsibility, we have a situation of rising drug problems, even though we've worked hard on it." "Hope to get good advice from you all." "Yeah, right." "Crazy son of a bitch." "Okay, I'll go on with what we've been talking earlier." "It's about the failure of Captain Keng." "Who really failed?" "Where is it!" "?" "Where's the video, Captain?" "The file's gone." "But don't wory." "I'm pretty thorough." "I've prepared a backup laptop." "Just in case." "You rich asshole." "How many you've got?" "No good now." "Look at the party's atmosphere..." "Oh, I forgot." "It's an underoover mission." "Let's zoom in for a close look." "Oh!" "What's this?" "See?" "Really out of hand." "That's why I'd write a report on this matter and then...." "Alright... I'll handle this later." "But if you let me..." "Enough." "I'll tell the agency to send a model on the bike right away." "Great idea." "I choose this one." "Count me in." "Good." "Keep shooting." "Bella failed to cast a model for today." "She's using Luke as one." "Yes, boss." "One more." "Okay, done!" "We've got it made." "This time." "The dream you always have will fall tumbling down." "Byebye, baby." "Captain Keng." "Hi, Keng." "Long time no see." "It's just a while, and now you're the Inspector." "Didn't wait for me." "You've been inspecting other things, Mr. hubby." "Mr. Hubby?" "Mind your words." "Eveyone's gonna get the wrong idea." "Wrong?" "I still have our marriage license." "They can always oome and take a look at it." "You still keep it?" "Well, it'd be fun to blackmail someone with it." "See ya." "Hey!" "Aha!" "I feel something's telling me." "So tell me." "Seems it's time to put our passports into good use." "Yes!" "I'll buy evey fragrance in France back to our golden land of Siam." "Yeah, and with all your perfumes, we'll be crushed to death." "Watch your mouth, bitch!" "You big ass-bad fish-shitpile!" "You twat!" "Twaaat!" "You prick!" "Damned prick!" "You..." "Cut it off." "Go get your stuff." " He fits the words." " She's no better." "Open the door." "Be careful, you two." "Bella, how're you?" "Always a beauty." "Hello, Granny Daeng." "This is Mr.Luke. He's interested in our oollection." "What a handsome guy." "Please order a lot, so we can pay off our debt and live free." " Bye." " Bye." "Goodnight, Granny." "So you're in love with him?" "Who?" "Who?" "That French guy!" "Oh, that's Luke." "Mr. Luke." "He's my oolleague." "Mr. Luke." "If you don't believe me, you can just talk to him." " l'll make a call for you." " l don't want to." "I should be the one getting angy, seeing my husband drunk eveyday when I get back from work." "Really?" "Mine's real work." "All you do is just shopping!" "I bought this for your birthday." "Guess you don't want it now." "Want it like that?" "Vey well." "Bella, Bella!" "Bella!" " Bella, talk to me." " Stop!" "Who are you?" "You said that?" "Really said that?" "Fine." "This is your life, right?" "Right!" "?" "You ask for it?" "Okay." "Speak English now?" "You're dying to be with that guy, right?" "Know what?" "I brought this doll to see you." "What did I see?" "I saw you hugging another guy." "Dammit!" "Bella!" "Bella!" "Bella, open the door." "How oome I'm here?" "It's Keng." "Keng." "Keng!" "You carried me out of my room?" "Keng!" "Keng!" "Open the door!" "Keng!" "Keng!" "Did I cy too much?" "Open the door now, Keng." "Keng!" "Holy shit!" "Keng!" "Open the door!" "Am I dreaming?" "This must be a dream." "It must be." "I'm in a dream?" "Ouch!" "That hurts." "Does it?" "I still can't feel anything." "I must be dreaming" "I feel it new." "Give me back my body." "Please. I don't wanna live like this." "Stop!" "Don't blame it on me." "You think I love living in your body?" "What should we do?" "Jessi?" "Bella." "The French team'd like to see you." "Jessi?" "Oh, Keng?" "Where's Bella?" "is she in the bathroom?" "This is kinda urgent." "Talk to her." "Just talk." "Make up anything." "C'mon." "Jessi..." "Sory, I'm not feeling well today." "I don't think I can be there." "You have to go." "Okay?" "Answer her." "Okay." "Okay." "Keng, just say okay!" "Okay, I'll be there." "Move your ass, Bitch." "You're sending me there like this?" "Of oourse, this is the D-Day of my career." "Go get a shower." "I've to go to the station too." "Like this?" "What the fuck!" "Weloome." "Oh, it's you, pretty sis." "Like usual?" "Yeah." "Make it quick." "Got it." "Yoghurt smoothie, no sugar." "Espresso, not too sweet." "Isn't that your husband's favorite?" "Yeah." "Yoghurt smoothie, no sugar." "Oh, so you make order for E and O. Right?" "E and O. Each Other." "Super lame." "Your eyes are red." "You didn't sleep last night?" "Well, I..." "She just cried too much." "She was sad and really angy." "Yeah, it's all my fault." "I'm a wife who doesn't understand her husband." "I'm no good either." "Always drunk." "Never know when and what to say." "You'd never put up with that." "Here you go." "It's on you." "Looks like they've made up though." "Come with me, please." "No." "Can't do that." "A wife does not belong here." "Why?" "What's so wrong with a wife?" "Nah, just go." "They're waiting for you." "Behave." "Why that face?" "You've touched it many times." "Yeah, but it wasn't a part of my body then." "Keng." "Hury." "Don't make them wait." "What the hell you're looking at?" "Keng, what's now?" "Bella..." "Listen to me." "Hey there!" "Captain!" "Dressing like this...." "Which gang are you in for today?" "No gang." "Well, I'm only telling you that Inspector Khem wants you to do an interrogation." "Today?" "Yeah, today." "Right now." "Where're you going?" "To the interrogation room." "It's over there." "That's the toilet." "What'll I do, Keng?" "This man is under suspicion of selling drugs." "The bag's found in less than 100 metres from him." "Make him talk, Captain." "What's wrong with him?" "It's...uh..his manipulation technique." "Don't wory." "He has it under oontrol." "He's a pro at this." "I almost jumped!" "Why creep in like that?" "I've said I don't know anything." "Bella, say "lf you don't know, why're you there?"" "If you don't know, why are you here?" "Hey, this is the land of freedom." "I can sit anywhere." "Is it hurting you, huh?" "Tell him we found his fingerprints on the bag." "He'll get 4 years to life sentence if he doesn't oooperate." "Don't talk too fast, I can't remember." "Who're you talking to?" "Captain is really awesome." "He did his research." "This is like what they did in Vietnam." "You've been to Vietnam?" "Well, erm, eh...nope." "We found fingerprints on the drug bag." "If you're not helping, we'll put you in jail forever." "I told you I know nothing." "Nothing!" "Ke, move in." "Help him." "Quick!" "Sit down, bustard." "Mind doing this nicely?" "You know what we call this?" "It's "Kill the Chicken - Scare the Monkey"." "Whatcha waiting for, Captain?" "Here we go." "C'mon." "I'm going to hit you." "Are you playing with me?" "Hit me harder." "Harder?" "Yes!" "Oh my...this is too soft!" "Go hard, man." "I want no mercy, man like me." "Hit me hard." "I'm a brute." "This is nothing." "Tiny little thing." "You can be faster." "Where's the big oombo?" "Enough, bustard." "Ain't done yet?" "You've iron fists or what?" "Where did you get that strength?" "Damn, you even hurt my throat." "My inside things are like jelly now." "You have to be this brutal!" "?" "Don't hit my face." "I just got my nose done." "Ask me anything. I'll tell you." "I'm thinking of saving up in Soi 2." "That's the place to make money, many foreigners." "You better shave off that beard first." "If we have to go to Silom Soi 2," "We should take the subway to Sala Daeng station." "Walk until we meet the dvd stands at Soi 4." "Then we can make a shortcut to Soi 2." "A satellite in disguise?" "What a mess!" "I've kept this for so long." "Time to returns it." "Okay." "I'm ooming out." "Get down." "My clients are waiting." " Here." " No." "I can't walk, I'm not going." "My mustache!" "Yeah, your precious mustache." "Make your choice." "Okay, okay." "Go now." "Switch the bluetooth on all the tume." "I'll tell you what to do." "Don't cut off the line, okay?" "Okay ...O_." "Keng!" "My Italian shoes!" "Be careful." "You're thrashing it!" "I'm gonna die. I know I'm gonna die." "Mind your walk." "Straighten up!" "Keep it good." "Come on in." "Just listen to her." "I lost the bluetooth." "Bella, listen to them." "Not that." "Bella." "Oh, alright." "1... 2... ls it done?" "Is it?" " No." " Not yet?" "No touch made." "Keng, I'm scared." "You can live in my body if you like." "No way." "One more time, c'mon." "1... 2..." "No more, Keng." "I'm afraid I'd die." "Maybe..." "We should ty making love." "Don't be a pervert." "You're nonsense." "And you're serious." "Keng, you're smelly." "Shit!" "Holy shit!" "What blood is this?" "Honey, Honey...." "l got blood." "What's wrong?" "You're on your period." "What should I do?" "Go wash yourself, that's it." "This's the one with wings." "This's the regular one." "For a big day like this, the winged one suits you better." "Whatever. I'll go buy something else." "An odd oouple just walked in, a butch girl and a ladyboy." "So creepy." "Told ya they exist." "Check the pic." "Weloome to 7-11." "Give me the money." "Help!" "Help!" "Don't." "My husband's a oop." "Keng, watch out!" "I'm scared." "Pick the knife." "C'mon." "Me?" "Quick" "Too much." "Miss!" "Use this." "Shit, It's too hard." "Gotta do it the ancient way." "Pushing up the anal." "It's like opening a bypass." "Much better." "What's wrong with you?" "Always sleep through the day." "The meeting's about to start." "Hury." "Always ranting." "Okay, for the sake of your daughter." "Can't let others know I sleep through work." "Who left the soap for me?" "Lucky!" "Soap with no name." "Strange shape, so slender." "And there's parsley." "Who wash their faces with parsley?" "What kind of soap is it anyway?" "Smells quite bad." "Color's white, yellow-tinged." "Might be good for the skin." "This is the footage we got from the city's CCTV." "Maybe the suspects are really gay." "Keng, looks like they're going to arrest someone." "Listen carefully, if there's an assault order you answer only to me, okay?" "Nothing more or less." "Understood?" "Okay." "Jessi calls." "Do I need to answer?" "Of oourse." "In case it's urgeant." "Let me he hear her too." "Hello." "We've an emergency." "Luke wants to see the girls tomorrow." "So...what?" "You've to help me find the ones that fit your needs, Bella." "Just...make some choices." "I really can't go." "Come out right away." "I'm in front of your house now." "Where are you?" " Hey, Sarge." " What?" "How's the size?" "Dear me." "Almost can't stand on my feet." "What a tiny sexy girl!" "Really wanna see her nips." "A phenomenon, I have to say." "Pay respect, man." "Why?" "Her tits are bigger than your father's head." "Big or small, they belong to your mother's gender!" "The Inspector's arrived." "We only need a few pieces of evidence." "Just follow the plan, we'll close the case today." "The plan for today..." "What plan?" "The all-out war 345 642 734..." " You can leave the number, Sarge." " Really?" "Can we go through the brie_ng one more time?" "Too late now." "Okay." "Eveyone's ready?" "Let's roll." "They're here." "Take a look." "Find the ones that catch your eyes." "They're all good." "We need 3?" "This one." "That one." "And this one." "I Slow down they haven't shown you anything yet." "Get yourself together." "Are you nuts?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm the legenday air-oon technician." "But I didn't call you." "Wrong room, maybe?" "This can't be a mistake." "Cause my heart tell me to oome here." "Do I need to pay more?" "Money's not necessay for me." "I'm clean, generous, and full of service mind." "Fridge cleaning, dish washing, oil changing, I'm handy with all." "Evey step is free." "And If anything needs to be changed, I'll do it for you right away." "All free?" "Yes." "Well then, c'mon in." "Yes." "Hope the plan to send deooy 2 in and get deooy 1 back will work." "Don't wory, Inspector." "Trust me, eveything will be fine." "We're going smooth as planned." "How's it?" "Do we need to switch for a new one?" "Ah..." "I need to check for a while." "Where should I put this to get a clearer view." "Who's there, darling?" "It's the air-oon technician, hon." "He's doing a check up." "If anything is broken, he'll fix it right away." "Honey, what takes you so long in there?" "I can hardly wait, might even eat this guy up first." "But I'm not sure he's big enough." "I'm not small." "Really?" "Can I have a look?" "Well...actually..." "I drop my screwdriver..." "Let me see." "Let me be on top, or it'll upset my stomach." "Girls, I believe Jessi has done brie_ng you." "Ty to pose acoording to what Jessi said." "Okay...tummy pain..." "Tummy pain..." "More pain...more pain...." "Back pain...back pain...back pain..." "We're tying model poses." "Model, not young mother learning how to give birth." "Sarge." "Good, vey good." "Sarge!" "S...sir?" "Call for the next step." "It's sure diMcult to stand." "Captain?" "Go in for Ke." "Hury." "Hello, handsome." "What'd you have for me today?" "I..." "I've a facial massager for you." "A handsome sale like you is really rare." "Ty sell it to me first." " This facial massager is really good." " Oh, I already have one." "Sory." "Wait." "Wait a seoond." "Go, just leave." "I'm not gonna buy it." "I..." "I can sell it for free." "You look so familiar." "Did we meet somewhere before?" "Maybe..." "Okay." "Done." "Done?" "Nothing needs changing?" "You mean my pants?" "The air oon." "Oh, no need to wory about it." "It's still in perfect oondition." "Alright." "I'll excuse myself here." "Oh, Ake." "Ake, it's you." "m_g_ I can give you a ride home." "Your house is in Lad Plaklao." "It's in Ladprao." "Your old house." "Just bought a new one." "Your father's on an oxygen mask." "He's still walking." "Coming with me?" "Yeah." "You two really know each other?" "Remember the ooncept we talked about the other day?" "About posing like a butteMy perching on flower pollen." "Go on." "The one we prepared." "Pose it." "I'll be the flower for you." "Go on, butteMy." "ButteMy pose?" "I'm your flower." "You're my butteMy." "ButteMy" "Okay." "Flying butteMy, showing beautiful wings, spread its wings gracefully." "Then it finds a flower, flies down to it, and smells it." "The flower smells nice." "And then....it sees birds." "They fly down from the sky." "Closer and closer with anger and fiercen!" "ess." "They peck at the butteMy." "The butteMy loses it wings." "Looking really angy, it draws a gun from its shirt's pocket and shoots the birds." "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Dead." "Blood spattered, all dead." "The end." "That's it." "Cool, right." "Told ya." "C...oool." "It's ooming on, Inspector." "Inspector." "Sir..." "Sir..." "Oh gosh..." "Sarge!" "Fix it immediately." "Ke, go back in." "The camera fell down." "What is it this time?" "We're about to get personal." "Sory that I've to bother you." "But I forgot my screwdriver, can I go pick it up?" "Hey, your mustache falls off." "My mustache?" "Well, I've cancer, stage 3." "My hair will drop occasionally." "I ty to stop it, but it's actually inherited by genes..." "You work for the police!" "?" "I'm sick, man!" "Dammit!" "Trust my unit." "We're among the top, 3 years in Vietnam," "4 years in England." "You went there?" "I saw them off at the airport." "You trust me, right?" "I'll do my best." "Oh my!" "You scare me." "Still doing a snuff?" "Lad, how many entrances are there here?" "Since yesterday." "Since yesterday?" "No." "The entrances, how many?" "Upstairs." "Am I talking to a nutjob?" "You won't speak?" "You better electrocute mosquitos with that." "You really won't?" " l've already told you." " Really won't?" "I've told you." "Many times too." " Speak it out." " l'm speaking." "You're a oop, right?" " l'm not." " Don't lie." "Look into my eyes." "Look deep down." "You're not afraid?" "Of oourse I am." "Even mosquitos die." "Where to?" "You again." "I follow you cause I've something to ask you." "What're you gonna ask?" "Where are you from?" "Downstairs." "Correct." "Where are you heading to?" "Upstairs." "Correct again." "I just wanna know how many entrances there are here." "It's gonna take long." "Me....mark my face." "Okay." "I've been here since birth." "I slept here when it was all water." "You filled it up with soil?" "I slept in a boat." "What can I do?" "Can't you just tell me what I wanna know?" "Still won't talk?" "Stick your tongue out." " No." " Stick it out!" "No way!" " Do it!" "s" " No!" "Fine." "You're so stubborn?" "motherfucker!" "Stick it out!" "Okay...." "Won't talk?" "Are you a oop?" "I've told you I'm not." "What's your name?" "Go ask eveybody here." "The noodle shop." "The meatball shop, the fried rice too." "I ask you your name." "Why must I go ask others?" " You wanna know?" " Yeah." "One sec." "Damn!" "Just have to snuff it right now?" "I'm going crazy!" "What do you need a case for?" "." "I said I'm going crazy." "It's crazy." "Case your ass!" "You live here." "Do you know the way up, the way down?" " l don't think I know." " Fucface!" "Hey!" "You forgot your fried egg?" "What's with him?" "Choosing models may cause us the trip to Paris." "Paris?" "What for?" "With this French guy?" "Of oourse." "Last time we have to fix eveything." "Did your husband beat you up?" "Don't say that." "It's not right." "A man won't beat a women." "Okay, that's enough." " Have some rest." " l can go home now?" "See ya." "Bella." "Wait." "You're not gonna tell us the truth." "Wire him up." "Are you using the house electrocity?" "It oould kill people." "That'd be murder." "Shit!" "Goddammit!" "Truth now?" "I'm just a normal guy." "Normal guys don't fucking wear fake mustache." "I just came back for my screwdriver." "Just stab me with a knife." "Kill me, I don't care." "No more waiting...." "Go." "I'm allergic to drugs." "Any kind of drugs...." "Honey, he's out." "He's deep oold." "Slap him." "Yessir." "Yes..." "I got shot." "Now you're going to accept that.... you're a oop." "This is some real good stuff." "Real good." "Should we kill him?" "Yeah, we should." "What are you doing?" "I'm not alone." "I've aleady got the oops surrounded." "Shit, this is for real." "Use the shortcut and get the drugs." "I'll go another way." "Captain Keng, 1 suspect's on the run." "Track him down fast." "We'll back you up." "Hold on." "Calm down." "What the..." "Calm down." "Don't run." "Burglar here!" "Help!" "Don't go anywhere." "You should stop." "It's evil thing you're doing." " Turn youself in." " Are you my father?" "I'm going." "You're not!" "Okay, you move, I'll shoot you." "Don't shoot me." "Don't." "The gun's not working." "Help!" "What's this?" "Don't go!" "What do you want, huh?" "Alright." "C'mon." "C'mon." "C'mon." "Don't dance too much." "C'mon." "Show me what you got." "C'mon" "Don't just dance." "Little faggot." "We'll do their profiles in preparations." "You can pick the one you like from the list." "Just do it." "Hey, wait for me." "You wanna force yourself on my wife!" "?" "What the fuck's with you?" "Sory." "We apologize." "You!" "We're really sory." "What a mess!" "What happened, Captain?" "We're only lucky enough to have a clue." "A butteMy tattoo." "Let's watch this through." "Stop." "Zoom in." "Inspector." "I think the White Ant Rider gang have something to do with our drug case." "Well then prepare to charge the!" "m tomorrow." "Yessir." "We have to talk." "Bella, what has gotten into you?" "You're not yourself." "Weird." "Do you know the oost of punching Luke?" "You, us." "We'll never go to Paris." "I'm not going to Paris anyway." "If you wanna go so bad then go." "Inspector Khem's here to help us deal with the drug cases." "This is truly humiliating, Captain." "A little woman has to help train a oop who's a drunkard, a prick, and a loser." "Your wife must be the unluckiest in the world." "What about our promise to the villagers that we Il help them fighting poverty with their silk cloth?" "Are we gonna tell them to wait and just start it all over?" "Perhaps, you'll remain Captain for the rest of your life." "What a shame!" "What about your other dream?" "Taking your lousy husband to honeymoon in Paris." "Did you forget that?" "What if I arrest the drug dealer tomorrow?" "You sure know how to joke around, don't you?" "I know what I've to do." "I'll talk to Mr. Luke." "Let's hope it's not too late." "You punched him already." "Tell me what you want me to do." "I'll do anything." "Mark your words, glass prick." "Cotton flowers are about to bloom." "You've flower for me?" "Never know you can be this romantic too." "It's not like that, Keng." "What I mean is..." "Granny Daeng and the rest of the villagers, they're now oollecting ootton flowers and silk waiting for us." "Why?" "We're their hope to France." "So that they can be liberated from their debt." "Wait a sec..." "liberate?" "Where did you get that word?" "It's from ancient Ayutthaya." "No one uses that anymore." "Keng, you jerk." "It's not that old." "I kinda read too, you know." "Those heroines." "Just when Lord Sa-ngiam is about to gut me out, right?" "Keng, stoppp." "How'd you do it?" "You hold the gun in your right hand." "Your left hand will handle the slide." "Then pull a trigger." "Don't get too shaky." "Why do you want to know how to use gun?" "Well, if I can't shoot, that'll be really weird ,right?" "Indeed a ball of emotions." "Hello." "Tum, you think you can cheat on death?" "Watchman and the one being watched, who'll fall first?" "Eh, wrong number?" "You've less than 24 hours to breathe." "Who's Tum?" "Someone's threatening Tum's life." "Freaky." "Honey, is this enough?" "My face is itchy." "Okay." "Don't forget to wear sunscreen when you leave the house." "So you won't age quickly due to the sun." "I did your facial mask routine." "Can you not go to the station tomorrow?" "No, tomorrow's mission is important." "Stop talking and get some sleep." "It's getting late." "Hello." "Yes." "Keng, what's happening?" "You just can't wait?" "It's our oouple pic." "Here we go." "Here." "Hey, Keng." "Keng!" "Who's Tum?" "Must be wrong number." "Meet me at the place." "Urgent." "In the plan today, I and Keng will act as lovers." "Captain is here." "Keng, this is what we are good at." "Sory, but I can't work with you guys anymore." "Wait, Captain." "Why?" "This is what we do." "Our expertise." "If you're gone, we will..." "Sory, Sarge." "Wish you luck." "Captain!" "Captain!" "Sir!" "Sarge." "Yes?" "Leave him to me." "Yessir." "Keng, what has gotten into you?" "You've been weird for weeks." "Where is the old Keng who never gives up?" "You don't trust me anymore?" "Right?" "Don't you remember what we've been through?" "We've gotten over tougher times." "Why are you giving up now?" "Can't we just talk?" "Talk to me." "Keng." "Don't tell me it's that fake marriage license." "I'm sory i brought that up for prank." "Boss, Kathy tries to apologize." "But it seems Luke won't take it." "I'll do my best." "Okay, boss." "Thought you won't oome to the oMce today." "Why're you here?" "To watch how pros from Paris work 'cause yours sucks." "Stop bitching around my wife's back." "Wait." "What?" "Wife..." "Make sure you've your mouth to eat." "Lucky you're a girl." "Go!" "Your Dad's duty is to take care of the people." "Devoting to it is my highest honor." "Take care of your Mom." "Love you." "Bella." "Keng!" "Keng!" "Good you've thought it out." "I'll send someone to pick you up." "I don't know what you were talking but... lt sounds like a good thing." "Thank you." "Thanks so much." "See ya." "Bye." "Hands up!" "Put your hands up!" "Yes." "Yes." "Put your hands in the air!" "Yes." "Still up." " Hands up!" " Already up." "What's wrong with you!" "Freeze!" "What the fuck!" "?" "Hold it right there!" "Get down." "Get down." "Yeah, that's it." "Like that, baby." "Ooh, that feels so, so good." "Baby." "Are we in the candle festival?" " Take him." " Oh, threesome?" "With the chair." "Didn't know you love swinging." "Baby, where're you taking me?" "Ouch, babe." "You're feeling high?" "It's just fucking hot, bitch." "Stop shaking candles." "What's this oostume?" "Come with me." "No pantie?" "I can't handle it." "Can you now?" "Still can't?" "Would be nice on camera." "Don't move." "Anybody there?" "Sarge!" "The suspect with the tatoo is not a woman." "These days women can't be trust." "Sarge!" "Okay." "How can we leave you out?" "Found it." "Found what?" "Cartoon tattoo." "None of them fit the clue." "What are these stuft?" "Wait...this is..." "Soap." "Do the urine test." "Do the urine test." "Take them right away." "Arrive already?" "We should get going." "Where's eveyone else?" "Let me ask you something." "Are you a king or a queen." "What?" "Ah...guess I'm a queen here, supporting the king?" "I'm the king then." "Where is Inspector Khem?" "Sarge?" "What is happening?" "Where are you going, Tum?" "No." "Captain." "Keng, where are you?" "Don't shoot me." "Don't shoot me." " Stop." " Don't shoot me." "Open." "Keng, help me." "Keng!" "You!" "Khem, Keng is in danger." "Send the reinforcement to the location ASAP." "Shhh." "Calm down, Captain." "Now that we're together." "Let me taste you for a bit..." "Don't do this to me." "Get off me!" "Shhh." "Keng, Keng." "What took you so long?" "Let's get outta here." "Quickly." "Keng." "Keng, be careful." "Give me the gun." "And the mirror." " How about makeup powder?" " Fine." "That should do it." "Good." "Steady." "Keng." "Keng!" "You're alright?" "Just got hit a lil bit in the leg." "Move." "You really think you can escape?" "Run." "Honey, please move." "I found you." "Keng, oome on." "Keep going." "You go." "Just go." "What do you mean, Keng?" "We go together." "I'm not gonna make it." "Just leave." "Keng, your blood... you're bleeding." "is it bad?" "Sory I got your body injured." "That sucks." "You don't need to be sory." "It has nothing to do with you." "Does it hurt much?" "I shouldn't have gotten you into this." "I'm sory." "No more sory, Keng." "Say no more." "Does it hurt much?" "You should go." "Now." "No, I'm not leaving you." "I said go!" "No, Keng!" "Don't make me!" "Stop wailing around." "Come at me." "Drop your fucking gun." "You first." "You both wanna die?" "Freeze!" "Drop your guns, or I burst your head off." "You drop yours." "No." "You." "Keng." "Keng!" "Keng, do you hear me?" "Keng!" "Keng!" "Keng!" "Honey, you've to be alright." "Keng, are you hurt?" "Answer me, Keng." "Bella." "Bella, it's me." "I really do hope you never get to see this video." "But if you do, it means I'm not with you anymore." "I love you, Bella." "If I'm a thief, you must act all macho on me." "Ready?" "No." "What are these at the sides?" "They're called the wings." "And what should I do?" "Just fold 'em." "Give me your feet." "Honey, can I wear a sneaker tomorrow?" "Nope." "I'm sory i never keep any promise." "I never take you to dinner." "Sory that I...." "Keng, stay with me." "Open your eyes." "Don't leave me." "We never go on our honeymoon trip." "What a mess I am." "I bought evey oolor." "Tell me how to do it." "First, unwrap it." "Pretty?" "My insurance should be enough to take care of you." "It's not much." "But you can use it to go to Europe, to France." "Visit that museum you've always wanted to." "Buy ton of shoes." "Or designer's clothes." "Anything to your heart oontent." "Doctor, what happens?" "Keng, open your eyes." "The only difference is I won't be with you anymore." "Keng, please." "Stay with me." "Please, doctor." "Bring him back." "Keng!" "Open your eyes." "Keng!" "But nope, you're not going to see this video." "Keng!" "Open your eyes, please." "Switch our bodies." "I can't take it anymore." "I want my body back." "Bring Keng back." "Keng!" "Nope, you never get to see this video." "I won't die that easy." "Dad." "Hey, Gam." "What's with that happy face?" "I know what I wanna be in the future, dad." "Really?" "What do you wanna be?" "I wanna be a designer, creating dresses." "That's my girl." "Worth evey single baht," "Remember." "People need to have a dream." "If you don't, it's like living without air to breathe in." "By the way, what is the fee of this designer oourse?" "120,OOO per semester." "Holy oow!" "120,OOO!" "I'm going crazy." "C'mon eveybody." "It's time we have some Thai - style fun." "If you're ready." "1... 2... 3..." "Go!" "Honey." "You don't have to be serious all the time." "See?" "They're all happy now." "You're smiling." "Not angy anymore?" "Keng." "It's tickling." "What is that?" "Ouch, babe." "Hon..." "Oh, honey." "What's going on, Keng?" "It's running." "Keng is having a baby." "What am I gonna do!" "?" "What do you wanna be in the future?" "Ty walking on the runway." "How about a model?" "Hmm?" "You'd make a nice one." "Finish?" "Let me." "You're always fast, huh?" "You know what I think when this kid grows up." "He's gonna be good looking." "Just like me." "A_." "What a cutie little pie." "By the way, when are you going to swap their bodies back?" "Not until I've another grandson." "I want you in Bella's dream." "Telling her we want another baby." "No." "Why not?" "I want a grandson." "I'm tired." "I want another grandson." "Okay, another grandson." "I want another grandson."