" Hey, sam." " Hey, sweetie." " Hey, boys." " Oh, sam, thank god you're here." " Uh, please tell me you didn't kill a stripper." " Worse." "Smell that." "Okay, i got it, pole sweat." "All right, well, your wives are gonna be busy for the next hour and a half watching those" "Contortionist freaks sing beatles songs." "So we have time to go get you guys some new clothes." "If we change, the wives will sniff it out quicker than the cheap perfume." " We're so screwed." " Hey, have i ever let you down before?" "The answer is no." "You guys get your perverted asses into the limo" "Before your wives find out that you're actually here to look at naked girls instead of golf courses." "Let's go." "So as head of food and beverage, i thought i'd give that to you first." "Cocktail is one of my all-Time favorite movies." "Tom cruise, tossing around all those bottles." "Oh, this flair bartender is even hotter." "Mandalay bay, the palms, wynn, they're all trying to steal him." "Not if we get there first with a better offer." "Just be careful." "The neighborhood's kind of seedy." " You know what, you need a wingman." " No, no, no, i've been trying to prove" "To cooper that i can do this without him pulling any strings." "Yeah, but you still shouldn't go alone." "Mike, you're going with piper to steal a bartender." "What?" " Hello, danny." " Cooper, come on in." "Have a seat." "Revenue reports in." "We're well ahead of last year." "Yeah!" "Congratulations." "Thank you, congratulations to you too." "Really, i mean," "You've come in here, and you've turned the place around." "Hey, anything can happen." "And now that we're in the black, i'm thinking about an ice bar." " Wait, what do you mean?" " The ice bar idea i had." "Uh, you mean like the one that the mandalay bay already has?" " Ours would be better." " So you think that we should just, uh," "Copy things that other hotels are already doing?" "Hey, the mandalay bay's ice bar turns people away, they might come here." "Yeah." " Bad idea." " A bad idea?" " In my opinion." " You got a better one?" "Uh, well, you did love the, uh, the suitcase party idea." "Oh, you mean the one where the grand prize was leaving the montecito." " I had 12 hours to come up with that." " I'll give you 24 this time" "For what?" "I'll give you 24 hours to come up with a better idea." "Okay." "I will, i will get you something better than the ice bar." "Okay, i will get you, uh, something way cooler than the ice bar, trust me." "Chills run up and down my spine." "Yeah, you'll see, you'll see." "Sam, what are we doing in the lobby?" "The clock is ticking here." "I mean, we're sitting ducks." "Our wives could walk through that door any second." " We have a date with the cleaner." " The... the what?" "The cleaner, the legend." "The cleaner is just a myth, sam." "He doesn't actually exist." "Behold the myth." "Skin city." " How can you tell?" " Alcohol-Based solvent on the" " Seats in the champagne room." " We have less than 15 minutes." "Then i suggest we move and move quickly." "Gentlemen." "It's time to play let's make a deal." " We can't just walk up to him." " Why not?" "Because you see that shifty-Looking guy at your 7:00, he's the manager." "He's probably been bouncing potential poachers all night." "All right, well, we're just gonna have to play this smooth." "That's so funny." "What are you doing?" "Acting follow my lead." " What'll you have?" " New bartender at the montecito." "We'll match any offer you have plus 5%." "Two mind erasers coming up." " That is impressive." " Very." "This might take a while." "Hey, so you guys just need to remember your stories." "Right?" "And you have to tell it exactly the way i told it to you." "Right." "Exactly." "Your wives are smarter than you." "And they can sniff out lies like pigs sniff out truffles." "It's been an honor." "And a privilege, sir." "Full service from air freshener to alibi." "Fingers crossed." " That won't be necessary." " So what's next?" "You goin' to saint tropez to wash the euro-Skank off clooney?" "Actually, i'm, uh, i'm hanging up my steam-Vac." "You can't do that." "You're too young to retire." "These old bones don't get around the way they used to, sammy." "The venetian offered me a parking space near the elevator." "How does free valet sound?" "All the valets in vegas are free." "I like this guy." " I think he's starting to crack." " Crack?" "He just walked the other way." "Okay, so this might take a couple more rounds." "Think you can handle it?" "Mike cannon can hold his liquor." "You do your best to hold yours." " Got it covered." " "How does free valet sound?"" "Hey, i'm sorry that valet is not my forte." "Las vegas season 5 episode 15 "guess who's coming to breakfast"" "The "Vegas Team"" "Synchronization :" "Flolo h" "The only thing i remember is you ordering more drinks." "Well, at least you remember something." "I don't remember if we, um..." "If we did, you'd remember it." "No, if we did, you would remember it." "Whatever." "Let's just keep this between us until we can make it go away." "Yeah, no problem, believe me." "Cause i do not need cooper flashing back to his special op days, going all rambo on me." "I'm not exactly on his buddy list right now." " How'd you get the ring off?" " Uh, here." " See." " Ah." "There." " Thanks." " Yeah." "What are you doing in there?" "Plucking your eyebrows?" "I gotta get ready for work, too, you know." "This is not exactly my home court." "I'm sorry if i'm lagging a little." "Is that my last razor?" "This thing ain't gonna shine itself." "You can wear pants." "Can you believe he's still pitching that ice bar idea?" " Like the mandalay bay?" " Yeah." "That's a great idea." "So you're just gonna take his side?" "You're obligated as the mother of my child to take my side, come on." " You don't have a side." " Yeah, but i will" "Okay, and when i do, you're gonna wanna be on it, trust me." "Well, come up with something better, sweetie, and i will." "Oh, okay, okay, yeah, well get ready to jump that line there," "Preggo, because my idea is gonna be better than the ice bar, okay, cooler, way cooler." "Way cooler." " Cynthia." "Hi, tracey." " Hi, sam." " It's nice to see you two." " You, too." "The boys had an epiphany right after they left you last night." "An epiphany?" "Interesting." "All the excess of gas made them rethink a few things." "Well, let's just say we decided to cover our karmic footprint" "By donating half of what we win to charity." " What's gotten into them?" " I don't know." "They're practically saints." " We'll see you guys later." "We're off to the spa." " All right." "Have fun, sweetie." "Sam, they bought it hook, line, and "cleaner."" " They even want to stay a couple extra days." " Oh, great." "So blackjack or roulette?" "We'll definitely hit the tables." "Absolutely, i'll set up a table for tonight, private booth." "I think we were thinking more along the lines of a morning kickoff." "Oh, morning kickoff." "Now, you do realize that the top girls, they work at night." "Daytime is third-String at best." "So i will make sure that first-String is available for you today." "That is, of course, if we can get back in to see the cleaner." "Ah, the cleaner, yes, well, i will see" "If he is available for a personal retainer this weekend," "But you may want to commit to upping your play to $1.5 million." " Consider it done." " Consider him on retainer." "It'll be like having yoda on call." "Yes." "How sweet is that?" "I heard they have a killer lunch buffet at the strip club." "Nice." "Morning." "So how'd it go with piper last night?" "You know?" "Yeah, delinda told me." "Piper told delinda?" "It was a mistake, danny." "You don't have to freak out ome." "Flair bartender, he sucked, big deal." "You're acting like you boned piper or something." "Why would you say that?" "Uh, because when you say something that could never happen, it's called a joke." "Who says it could never happen?" "You dog." " You boned her?" " No!" " You boned her." " Absolutely not." " Yes, you did." " Never can happen, no." "We went to see the bartender, then we went our separate ways." " That's it, period." "Then why are you so paranoid?" " Nothing happened." "I'm not, senor nosy." " Come on, mikey, come on, dude." " What?" "I'm practically hitched." "I, sad as it is," "I sort of live for the details of your life." " You did it?" " Hitched?" "Good one." "You had me, right up until there." "You!" " Till where?" " Why you... this might even be better" "Than when you had those little midget strippers follow me around colin's bachelor party." "Wait, what's even better?" "And piper was genuinely surprised to see that little wedding ring on her finger." "Totally freaking out, like she was really married." "Piper got married?" "You are playing it beautifully, but stop." "Come on, man, like you didn't completely orchestrate a whole fake marriage." "You got married." "To piper." "Mike cannon, mr." "Responsibility," "Makes the most cliched mistake in all of vegas folklore." "I love it." "Wait... put your hands down." "Lower your voice, what are you talking about?" "What, you just get off the b from des moines or something?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, just know mike cannon does not make this kind of egregious life error" "Without being epically impaired by alcohol." "No, danny mccoy does not make this kind of an error, but apparently mike cannon does." "Oh, so you're gonna use the third-Person against me now?" "In my time of need?" "Haters." "They love to see you fall." "Just make sure you keep this to yourself, okay?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, please." "On the hush, on the hush." "Wait, wait, wait." " So how was it with piper?" " Well, we didn't..." " We didn't..." " Come on." "Sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good." "Tell me." "Out." "Make sure you keep it zipped." "Remember, loose lips." " Okay, okay." " Not a word, danny." "Okay, okay." "Okay, you can trust me." " Crazy!" " And naked!" "But you have to promise, promise, not to say anything to anybody." "Oh, no, totally understand." "I would never." " Oh, my gosh!" "You go, girl." " Plenty have been trying to tie that down." " No." "Nobody's trying to tie anything down." " Why not?" " You're a scorpio, right?" " Yeah, so?" "Hello, water sign." " And venus is in the seventh house for you right now." " Which means?" "Basically, it means someone special is coming into your life." "Don't roll your eyes at me." "The planets have spoken." "Yeah, and they told me to quit drinking." "Everything happens for a reason." "I know something you don't know." " I bet it can't top what i just heard." " Mine's super, super secret." " Mine's earth-Shattering." " I would tell you," "But then i would be betraying the trust of one of my very best friends." "And i would tell you, but i'd be selling out one of my newest friends." " Piper and mike got married." " Oh, my god, oh, my god!" " They're married." " Oh, my god." "Do not tell anybody." "You don't tell anybody about this." " Don't tell anybody." " Nobody." "You didn't tell anyone, did you?" " Of course not, you?" " Please." "Hey, how's the honeymoon going?" "You guys hate each other's guts yet?" " I didn't tell anyone." " Neither did i." " Then how does she know?" " I don't know," "What do you think, i'm clairvoyant or something?" "Oh, you better hope this doesn't work its way up to cooper." " Why, you afraid he'll cut your allowance?" " Oh, that was cheap." " This is your fault in the first place." " My fault?" " Yeah." " How is this my fault?" "You know, i bet you've been planning this for months," "Mr. I'm-So-Smooth-And-Chocolaty." ""This thing ain't gonna shine itself."" "What?" "You?" "Where are you?" "What?" "You?" "Do not put this on me." " I'm the victim here." " Victim?" "You were in my bed." " Wait, what, you clearly..." " Talk to the hand." "Lured me back to your apartment with an agenda." "Agenda?" "Oh, god, why don't you just go back upstairs to" " Your little office?" " Maybe i don't want to go to my office." "Maybe i want to do surveillance in the lobby," "See if i can find out who that leak is around here." " I want a divorce." "Today." " That makes two of us, baby." " Good." " Great." " Great." " Yeah, it's fan-Friggin'" "Tastic." "What are you looking at?" "Get back to work." "Hey, mike." "Hey, how you doing?" "I would love to stay and chat, but it is a busy day." "Really?" "Mitch says things are slow." "Mitch said that?" "Oh, well." "Slow for us is chaos for everyone else." "You know, don't you?" " I may have heard something." " Before this goes any further" "Just so you know, we are getting it annulled." "Hey, you're both intelligent, consenting adults," " Do whatever you think's best." " Well, we think an annulment is best." "That's what you want." "I don't want to mettle." "Apparently, it's easier to get hitched than unhitched." "Judge ferguson is a man you might want to talk to." "You could give him a call." "If that's what you think is best." "That's, uh, great." "Thank you." "I just wanted to remind you that their wives are gonna be done with lunch in 20 minutes so in about 20 minutes, maybe we're gonna have..." " They brought extras." " Yeah, well, you know," "News travels fast in the hot zone, and since they've all decided to gamble here at the montecito," "I figured it would be okay to extend the courtesy, yes." " I told you i was retiring." " Oh, you're upset." " Oh, i could help you." " Don't touch." "Anything." "This is an art, sam." "A housewife can tell you that club soda will get a red wine stain out." "But she doesn't know if the fabric is preshrunk," "You can boil it in milk, remove the heat, and the stain will disappear." "So you want me to get you help from the kitchen?" "The only one with the wealth of knowledge and the ability is my grandson." "Oh." "Herbert will never do it." "He's probably still upset his mother named him herbert." " I need the kid, sam, or i walk." " I'm gonna get him for you." "Kind of ironic that you're a champion of women's rights," "And your grandfather cleans stripper skank off of desperate husbands." "It's not irony, miss marquez, if you do it on purpose." "This is my penance for five generations." "See, i hope to change." "Oh, yeah, but i mean you don't really want to change, you know?" "Breaking the chain can be so exhausting." "Hey, you know what?" "Once, i wanted to own this casino," "But i didn't have $241 million lying around," "So i just decided to stick with what i'm good at." "And i'm happy." "I'm as happy as a pig in slop." "Well, it's not exactly the nobel peace prize." "So you just, uh, sit around here at a desk for eight hours every day?" " That sounds awesome, herb." " Herbert." "Do you have any idea how much pressure he put on me?" "Countless pop quizzes" "On whether listerine spritz or white vinegar helps neutralize jean nate more effectively." "Hours in the cosmetics sections of macy's," "Sniff testing "charlie" and "white shoulders."" "That sounds excruciating." "So excuse me if i'd like to do something a little more uplifting than cover for strip-Aholics." "No, i totally get that." "Hey, you know what?" "We'll do it without you." "You're going to clean?" "Yeah, it's just, uh, you pour hot milk over, uh, club soda stains" "And the rest is pretty much just nail polish remover, right?" "What?" "He told you that?" "Yeah, he told me that he'd teach me everything he knows." "He's pretty great, huh?" "Anyway, i totally understand." "You want out." "You're out." "Would you mind putting a little steam under this for me?" "We should really soak it first." "That's 50% microfiber." "The steam might shrink it." "And that's domestic beer, so..." "I know what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work." "How you gonna just leave when your grandpa has all this work left to do?" "Easy, he's a legend." "You should be ashamed of yourselves." "So are we still in fight mode, mrs." "Cannon?" "I don't have the energy to bite your head off, mr." "Cannon." "I have been fending off jackals all day." "Something borrowed, something blue." "It's cute." "Yeah, from the girls in the spa." "They wouldn't let me go until i put it on." "Yeah, well, i do have some good news." "Kinda." "Cooper hooked us up with a judge that can give us an annulment." " Cooper knows?" "Oh, god!" "Oh, god!" " It was bound to happen." " It could have been much worse." " Oh, yeah, like how?" "He could have killed me." "You know what, after this whole thing with my dad," "I just don't know if i want cooper helping me out anymore." "Well, you want to wait and find our own judge," "I'll totally understand." "But it could take up to six weeks." "No offense, but i think we have to get this over with." "None taken." "You gonna finish that burger?" "Because since we're married, technically, i get half." "No, since we're married, technically, you should order your own and pay for mine." "Oh, that's how it works, huh?" "Uh, my time's not up yet." "I still got like three hours." "Yeah, i know." "It just occurred to me that after you pitch, we might have two great ideas." "And we probably can't afford 'em both." "Yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right about that because my idea is big." "Huge." "I'm shivering in my boots." "Listen, we have a lot of department heads affected by this," "So let's take a vote." "No, no, who do you think they're gonna vote for?" "You own the place." "Besides, they're already intimidated enough just by you wearing that suit." "You live with one of 'em." "Okay, okay, we will eliminate all outside influences by holding a secret ballot." " Done." " Okay." "Barrel rides over the waterfall." "Not that it makes or breaks you, but the cannons have never had one divorce." "Well, technically, this isn't a divorce." "So your streak is still intact." "My parents would be so proud." "Maybe we should have them over for dinner sometime." "Speaking of which," "Nice dvd collection at your pad." "Who gave you special edition?" "Now, why does somebody have to give that to me?" " Girls can be into sci-Fi." " Yeah, geek girls." "Oh, so now you're calling me a geek girl, huh?" "Marriage is supposed to be about honesty," "So i won't say you're a sci-Fi geek girl, per se." "Mm, no more of a futuristic movie nerd." "Unless you have some action figures tucked away up there," "Then that puts you in a whole different category." "I think that's the nerd calling the kettle square." "Nerdiness and higher education do not necessarily have to exist on the same plane." "Hold that thought." " Hello." " Hello, mrs." "Cannon?" " Uh, yes, i guess." " Your wedding video is ready." "Wedding video?" "When i told you, that i wasn't into older guys," "That was because i wanted you to see me as a challenge." "Oh, god." "Oh, i got something i want to confess." "I watch you on the monitors." " Like, all the time." " Oh, my god." "And i watch everyone really because that's my job." "That's what i do." "And i'm good at it, baby." "I'm good at my job." "But you," "I like watching you most." " Does that creep you out?" " I love this part." "It's creepy, but i love it." "See, we belong together." "Yes, we do." "We deserve each other." "Oh-Ho, god, no, no." "Tell me that's not the most adorable couple you've ever seen." "I said that?" "Can i get a soul clap?" "Soul clap?" "You have to make sure you burn all of this footage." "Are you kidding?" "I'm putting this on the front page of my website." "How are the ideas flowing?" "Like champagne in a championship locker room." " You got nothing, huh?" " Not a thing." " Hey, sam." " Hey, mike and piper, right?" "How does she know?" " Did you tell her?" " I didn't tell anybody." "Did you?" "No, i just told you." "We've gotta do something about this." "Well, you can't force people not to gsip, that's the thing." "No, but we could throw a party." "An annulment party." "An annulment, what do you mean?" "We might as well hang a bell on it, danny." "That way they own it." "The jokes stop." "That's a good idea." "You know, i know i knocked you up for a reason." "Bye." "Nice job." "I suppose judge ferguson's number just happened to fall into mike's pocket?" "Hey, i didn't give him a phone number." "I don't need your help anymore, cooper." "I wasn't helping you." "Mike wanted help." "Well, if that's the case, then, thank you." "From mike, he thanks you." "Tell him i said, "you're welcome." He's welcome." "I never talk about my clients." "Confidentiality is priceless." "Sure, amen to that." "You know, they build shrines to men like you in our business." "I don't want a shrine." "I want a legacy." "Herbert could be the greatest cleaner that ever lived." " Have you ever told him that?" " He knows it." "He just doesn't want to accept it." "This isn't the matrix, sam." "The world's not gonna end if i don't get all the ranch dressing off some jerk's khakis." "Sure, but what if you're the last person in the world" "Who's actually qualified to do this?" " And you turn your back on it." " Then it dies." "And rightfully so." "You don't even deserve to take the reins from your grandfather." " Good, i don't want 'em." " Listen to me." "I am not the best casino" "Host in las vegas." "I am actually the best casino host in the world." "And humble too." "And your grandfather is the best cleaner in the world." "But he actually thinks that you could be even better than he is." "I mean, does that not mean anything to you?" "To have someone believe in you like that?" " I can be the best at something else." " No, i have news for you." "You can't." "This is in your dna." "I don't want to die with prince matchibelli" " Under my fingernails." " Well your grandfather does." "This is what he loves." "And he feels like he can't do it anymore without... you know what," "I don't even know why i'm doing this." "Be ordinary." "Be average." "Stuff envelopes for a living." "What do i care?" "You won't sleep at night though." "I guarantee it." " Hello." " Hey, how's it been?" "What's up?" "Just checking in on my wife" "On the last day of our marriage." "Making sure you didn't trip over the threshold since i wasn't there to carry you over." "Ah, true gentleman." "Well, i'm sure you did carry me over last night." "At least, that would explain the bump on my head." " You calling me a klutz?" " Emotionally," "Yeah, probably." "But, if i were to have a drunken sham of a marriage," "I couldn't think of anybody more perfect to have one with." "Me too." "I mean, me either." "What time do you want me to pick you up for the annulment?" " 3:30 is good." " Sounds kinda like a date." "Well, we should probably have at least one." "I guess it's too late to get romantic though." "Yeah, there's..." "No turning back now." "In that case, i'll let you enjoy your last" "Few hours of marriage in peace." "Good night, mrs." "Cannon." "Good night, mr." "Cannon." "I've been thinking about this whole marriage thing." " Oh, don't think too hard." " It turns into a pumpkin at 4:00." "I don't know." "I think maybe you should reconsider." "You mean stay married?" "Delinda, when your groomsmen are vodka, peppermint schnapps, and kahlua," "An annulment is the right thing to do." "I'll have my usual." "I'll take a decaf." "You know, in some cultures arranged marriages are still the norm." "Yes, but in america, we are free to erase our mistakes." "Which you've had plenty of in the love department." "Some would say disastrous on a cosmic scale." "Thanks for the vote of confidence." "No, no, i mean cosmic as in you have no control." "As much as you wanted them to happen, they fell apart." "But this, this happened without you even trying, mike." "As if it were meant to be." "Sometimes you just slip and fall on a banana peel." " It has nothing to do with a past life." " I don't know why you're trying to fight this." "You're a huxtable waiting to happen." "2.5 kids in a neighborhood with good public schools is..." " It's practically in your blood." " I'm gonna go hide in my office." " What is that?" " What?" "Nothing." " You have your wedding ring underneath there." " Don't you have work to do?" "I don't know." "Do i need to cancel the annulment party?" "Think about it." "No, no, no, no, sam," "This is gum." "You have to freeze it first before you chip it off." "I thought you said it was different with silk blends." "No, no, i said rayon and polyester." "Uh, you're gonna have to pass me the coconut oil." " Coconut oil." " Oh, no, no." "No, no, that's denatured alcohol." "You can cause an explosion." "Coconut oil." "Now i'm just reminding you that they're having lunch" "With their wives in 35 minutes, i'm just saying." " I'm never gonna make it." " Okay." " I'm never gonna make it." " Oh crap." "Hopefully this is the second steam cleaner." "Let's get to work." "Totally clueless." "Dude, i'm not clueless." "We're getting it annulled." "Piper and i realize this is no way to start a relationship." "You weren't talking to me, were you?" "But you know what, mikey, your problems are much bigger than mine, right now." " Have a seat." "Let's talk about this." " There's nothing to talk about." "We're getting it annulled." "Period." "End of story." "And that is it." "So why the, uh, why the sad face?" "Have you been crying?" "No, i haven't been crying." "I'm fine." "I don't need this." "Crying, come on." "It's just that..." "I'm getting older." "Piper's a great girl, which is probably why i married her to begin with." "Alcohol was why you married her." "All i'm saying is under different circumstances, what if we are right for each other?" "What if the girl i married for a day" "Turns out to be the best thing i ever met?" "No offense to piper, but you got to look around, buddy." "You're so close that you're not seeing the panoramic view before you." "I mean, look around." " Yeah, you're right." "I know you're right." " I am right." "I am so right." "Yeah, i just said you were right." " Thank you." "Good luck." " You don't have to gloat." "It's really unattractive." "You heard about mike still wearing your ring, right?" "Doesn't mean anything, does it?" "Of course it means something." "It's the universe telling you what to do." "You just have to listen." " You don't watch dr." "Phil?" " No, no i don't." "And don't confuse me with this stuff." "You know, this is just... it's just all too much." "And i'm gonna be late." " So i'll see you at the meeting." " And at the party." " They totally like each other." " Mike and piper, come on." "You know what, i betcha they don't go through with the annulment." "It was a drunken mistake." " It's gonna be over quicker than it happened." " Oh, really?" "How much?" "Are you sure i need to see all this?" "We just wanted to demonstrate the fact that we were both" "Highly intoxicated at the time of the nuptials." "I figured that out about 15 seconds into this thing." "Did i mention we didn't consummate?" "Normally, things don't happen this fast." "We are well aware." "You should get cooper one of those expensive cigars he likes to smoke." "Believe me, your honor, as soon as you sign those orders," "We are going to get him a whole box." "Reach into that briefcase there." "You know, it's funny." "I see so many people who try to erase something they see as a giant mistake." "But it's just a bump in the road." "We all make mistakes." "We're just human." " More human than human." " That's from blade runner." "Just sign by the little yellow thingies." "And you'll officially be single again." " Ready for this?" " Yeah." "Just feels like a bigger moment than i thought it would be." "Yeah, me too." "These are your ticket stubs." "You caught the blue man group matinee because it was too hot to golf." "I strategically left a little paint on all of you so go ahead and tell her you sat up front." "And please don't show your wives the ticket stubs." "That's too obvious." "Leave them with your wallet and keys on the dresser." " Thanks for everything." " No problem." "So all's well that ends well, right?" "Herbert, you looked to me like you were having a little bit of fun." "I gotta admit it felt natural." "Kind of" " Satisfying." " Interesting." "I'm proud of you, and if you need to walk away, you have my blessing." " What?" " Come on, sam." "It's a dying art." "What if i were to tell you that i could expand your client base," " That i could get you a permanent sue?" " Not interested." "What is the biggest moneymaker, outside of gambling, at the montecito?" "The opus, opus." "Okay, here's another question." "How could we make opus even better?" " Dee." " By giving it an ice bar?" "Hey, sam, welcome." "It's a cute-Fest." "Uh, we're talking about opus." "And what does opus have?" " Everything." " Almost everything." "It's got great food, it's got great drinks," "It's got a great bar, it's got everything except..." "A view." "A panoramic view." "Ghost bar's nice." "They got a great view over there." "I get my drinks on at the ghost bar." "Okay, yeah, well, yway, what if we put a club up on the roof?" "All glass, all around, 360-Degree view of the whole city." "Behold." ""The rooftop."" "You know, just sippin', chillin', takin' in that view." "Extend the elevator up one floor, creating exclusive access." "And the next thing you know, you guys are all holding the nightlife right here at the montecito." "With a view." "Wasn't one of your previous owners blown off the roof?" "Yeah, so instead of the roller coaster," "We have a slide and we call it "the death trip." You know, it starts at the rooftop" "And goes all the way down to that manolo blahnik store." "Yes." "I love my manolos." "You know, i'm telling you it is a great idea," "And it would work... not the slide part." "But "rooftop."" "Thanks." "That's good, danny, good job." "Excellent presentation, danny." "Thank you." "The floor's all yours." "I'm thinking about an ice bar." "I guess we should put it up to a vote." "I gotta go, so, sorry." "I have work and stuff." " All right, sam, see you later." " Bye." "Don't you dare, the baby." "I got this." "Danny, you do the honors." "Okay, here we go." "The moment of truth." "Ice bar." "And cooper's ice bar." "Well, i guess it's unanimous." "Thank you for all your support." "But we're gonna do "the rooftop."" "Although, i think we'll change the name." " Okay." "But we voted..." " Danny's idea is better." "I told you i'd expand your client base, you'll just have to trust me." "Open up." "Open up." "This is cynthia, tracey, and a whole bunch of other people." "They just got back from the "thunder down under" show where they got a little." " Naughty." " Naughty." "The "thunder down under" got all over." "We are so screwed if our husbands find out about this." "What do you think?" "Come on in... the spa was booked, so you caught a show." "We've got ticket stubs to "mamma mia, and you'll be putting them in your purses." "Do me a favor, hang back." "We're gonna start with you." "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for ne-Yo." "I'm gonna be honest." "This is my first annulment party ever." "It's a little weird, but this is vegas, right?" " Hey, you got everything you need back there?" " Yeah." "You, uh, want a drink?" "Uh, no." "Maybe just one." "Make it happen." "Now," "Interesting." " What's interesting?" " Them." "You were married under strange circumstances once." "And you." "Once." "And?" "And..." "That's none of your business." " ..." "Favorite song writer." " Oh, really?" "Hey, you," "Have a seat." "They are so still married." "To..." " Me." " To us." "What are you talking about?" "Planets don't lie, danny." "Those two did not go through with the annulment." " Are you sure?" " Take a look." "Cooper's not gonna be happy." "Nope." "But mike and piper are."