"The 3 Little Pigs 2" "Hello, darling!" "I'm home!" "I checked out the old house." "It'll work to commemorate mom's fifth." "I'm really pleased." "Thanks." "Things went well in Shanghai?" "You know, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Macao, there's no difference..." "You must've had some free time?" "In Shanghai..." "What with the time change and work..." "That's not me!" "The first time it happens and I get caught..." "I'm really inept." "Fuck!" "Where are the girls?" " Downstairs watching a film." "I've got twenty minutes before I Skype..." "You're going to Skype now?" " An Australian supplier, it's 10:00 A.M. there." "Do your work and we'll do it after." "It'll be at least half an hour, I'll be too tired after." "Oh, yes!" "Oh!" "Oh...!" " C'mon!" "Really...?" "Okay---..." "If I don't excite you anymore, say so." "Get real." "I really desire you." "What is it then?" "I don't know." "Maybe I have erectile dysfunction?" "They say it happens to lots of guys over 40." "Funny, but I don't think it'd happen to you with a 22 year-old chick." "Come on!" "Hey, you're my hot young chick." "Liar." "Damn, Rémy, give me a break!" "Christian?" "What are you doing here?" "Hello." "She beat the crap out of me." "Yes, I can see that." "That's what happens with a cop..." "Stop dating cops already." "Take this off." "Okay." "Even here..." "I see..." " ...in that area." "Is Rémy home?" "No." "I just wanted to ask if I could sleep in the pool house because tonight, I'm homeless..." "That's nice..." "Thanks." "Would you mind taking that box?" " Yeah." "Would you mind if I went for a dip?" "Good night." " Good night, thanks." "I don't know what I'm doing, mom." "I always end up on the street..." "Stop telling me I'll make it, it never happens." "No, I've no idea where Rémy is." "No, I haven't seen him." "Of course..." "Mathieu and Geneviéve are doing fine." "They just have a lot to handle these days." "Hey!" "Chill!" "Mathieu!" "About time!" " Hi!" "What happened there?" " Just a little accident..." "What time is it now?" " Going on six." "But I told you never before eight." "I know." "But he lives in Lachenaie and wants to leave by three." " Who's he?" "My helper, it'll speed things up." "Hey, Stéphane, this is my brother, Mathieu." "Can we start?" " Yeah!" "Look, try not to make too much noise, everyone's still sleeping." "No problem." "Let's go easy on the noise." "People are still sleeping." "This needs to go." "Daddy?" " What time is it?" "It's early!" "Be careful, okay." "So!" "Here's my little list of questions, did you decide on the kitchen?" "Well, finally the counter will be laminate." "Really?" "No, we said granite." " Maybe, but with the budget you've given me, granite won't happen..." "Let's see." "Follow me." "How much more for the counter, windows and faucets?" "Okay now, let's see..." "That...there you'll have to stick to standard grade, plus the counter..." "Off the top of my head, maybe ten grand?" "Okay..." "But not a penny more." "Hop to it girls, we'll be late." "Shut up." "Mathieu?" " Yes!" "I'd like you to show Christian the problem on the roof." "Yes, darling." "Bye!" " Hey." "Yeah, this winter we had..." "Oh, boy!" "...major ice..." "Here... at the corner." "Look, the shingles are shot and see, the flashing's loose..." "Let's see." "Oh, yeah, the flashing lifted." "Yeah, look..." " Oh, yeah." "Do you think you could see to it while you're here working?" "Yeah, no problem." "As long as your boss agrees." "Hey, cut that out." "No, you cut it out, man." "You're way too proud, Mathieu!" "Geneviéve has the bucks." "And that's no big deal, you're lucky." "Your wife is successful, beautiful and crazy sexy..." "Wake up." "Many guys would switch places with you!" "But you're not in my place!" "Watch your head!" "You Okay?" "These are painkillers, it'll hurt for two or three days." " Okay." "Good luck!" " Thanks." "Are you okay?" " It hurts..." "I get to feed daddy!" " No, it's me!" "No, it's me!" " No, it's me!" "It's me!" " It's me!" "Open wide, daddy!" "How are you going to poop, daddy?" "Like usual, I'll sit." "Yeah but, how will you wipe?" "Gross!" "Daddy's eating!" "I'll hire someone to take care of daddy." "Let me be clear, I don't want a Roger, Robert," "Guy or Gaétan playing with my privates." "No, you'll have a Monique or a Thérése." "No..." "Why not a Stéphanie or a..." "Laura-Jeanne?" "No." "Poor daddy." "Hey, Dominique?" "When will Rémy be back?" "He won't be." "No kidding?" " No." "He won't be, like ever?" " No!" "Unreal!" "N0'!" "you GUYS" "BUT Why?" "A girl..." "In Shanghai..." "Among others..." "A girl?" "Are you sure?" "I'm sure you all knew." "No!" "Hey!" "I swear," "I'd never have thought he'd cheat on you with a girl!" "No..." "No, I..." "I think Rémy is more of a..." "Not that kind of guy..." "What kind of guy is Rémy?" "The kind who..." "Who's always preaching on his high horse." "Right." "Those are the worst!" "Yeah, you sure got that right..." "Hey, Dominique!" "Listen, I know this might not be the best time but..." "Would you mind if I crashed here for a bit?" "Even if Rémy's not around?" "It's just that I've nowhere to crash, and I need to find a place, but it won't be for long..." "How old are you now, Christian?" "Now, 38." "Aren't you fed up with scraping by and bumming places to stay?" "Yeah, I'm a bit fed up." "But you know, all the same," "I haven't found anyone to really settle down with." "That's the thing." "I'm really sorry, I didn't...do it on purpose." "Okay." "I'll go out now, and when you cool down, then you can call me." " Okay." "Ready?" "No, not yet!" " It happens, think about something you don't find stimulating." "Denis Coderre!" "And Régis Labeaume!" "Denis and Régis chatting..." "Hey, how's it going..." "Okay!" "We're all set!" "Alright!" "Hey, sorry again Ginette, it was an accident..." "Don't let it worry you, the first time is the most embarrassing." "Right?" "There!" "Régis!" "Régis!" "Denis!" "Régis and Denis." "Régis and Denis..." "Little smartass!" "Hey!" "What?" "!" "No, no, I'm watching a porno..." "Of course, because your old sister-in-law in her shower wasn't enough of a turn-on, I guess?" "No!" "What are you saying?" "You're super h..." "I'd never do that, Dominique!" "Could you please go out?" " Oh, why?" "I don't know..." "I would like to be alone now..." "Please, Dominique!" "I'll lend it to you after if you want..." "Dominique." "You've got a super hot body..." "Good night." "Good night." "Thanks." " You're welcome." "Was your film any good, at least?" "They all end the same way..." "You don't put too much sugar in your coffee, do you?" "No,none." "There's sugar in the cupboard if you want some." "Okay." "Would you get it for me please?" "What?" "No!" "But you're right next to it..." "So are you!" "Yup..." "That's... okay, why don't you go drink your coffee in the living room?" "Yup!" "Is that your wake-up woody?" " No!" "Not really..." "Christian, do you really think I might want to make love to you?" "Did you think about Rémy?" "Right now, no..." "You're so beautiful..." "Did you think about Rémy?" "Right now, no..." "Both would be fine." "Wasn't there anything already furnished?" "Nothing you'd have liked." "Excuse me, I need some air." "Have a nice day, Mr. Quintal." "Thanks." "Sir?" "Sir?" "Call 911!" "Sir..." "Sir, you'll be fine." "The ambulance is on its way." "Sir!" "You'll be fine, sir." "The ambulance is coming." "Stay with me." "Stay calm." "It'll be fine, sir." "Breathe." "Stay calm." "You'll be fine..." "Stay calm..." "Sir?" "Sir?" "Stay with me!" "Code blue!" "Code blue!" "Code blue!" "Code blue!" "I feel really weak." "Rémy, you had a panic attack, not a heart attack." "I'll stay at home just until I recover," "I'll leave after." " You're not in danger!" "The doctor told you to start living better." "Avoid stress..." "That's all." "Stress, what stress..." "I don't drink or smoke..." "No, but you've been lying all your life." "That's stressful." "You're heartless." "Hey!" " Hey!" "Well hello!" " Hello." "YOU Okay?" "'Yes!" "." "Hello!" " Hello." "I'll leave you with your brothers." " C'mon, you can stay." "No, no!" " No stay, it doesn't bother me." "Bye then!" "" Bye!" "Are you okay?" "Sure, it was only a panic attack." " Okay!" "You're really messed up!" " Sure am!" "How do you..." " No, he's fine." "He's set up like a king." "There's a little lady who visits every day..." "Really?" "But she won't do any little extras!" "Is she pretty at least?" " Her name's Ginette." "Oh, yeah?" " Yeah..." "Hey, what happened to you?" "It happened all of a sudden, I was leaving my apartment and...bang!" " Your apartment?" "Huh?" "Of course, huh?" "Yeah..." "Dominique and I have decided to... to take a little break." "Really!" " Really..." "Yes, but it's not a catastrophe." "We just need to redefine our relationship." "We've decided to give each other some space." "Really..." "But it's temporary." "We'll get back together." "Really?" "!" "Hey, no but..." "When couples split, there's usually a reason, like cheating, maybe not you guys, but usually..." " Christian!" "It takes maturity to keep a couple together." "Yes." "I know that." "And you?" "Your new girlfriend?" "Which one?" "You know, the cop!" "Oh, yeah..." "Well, it's like you guys." "We also decided to keep some space like..." "Like free?" " Exactly." "She kicked you out?" " Exactly." "Hey, Stay at my place." "Huh?" "Sure!" "The apartment." "Uh yeah!" "Okay, good idea!" "It's just that I don't know right now." "A roommate decided she'd help, and I don't want to abuse your hospitality, with what you're going through, it makes no sense..." "Hey, we're brothers!" "Don't be shy." "Okay!" "I'll think about it." "Thanks..." "Where?" "Hello!" " Hello!" "No." "No." " Me..." "No..." " No, not at all." "I guess we'll be going, huh?" " Yeah, okay..." "Just a..." " Yeah, a little boost." "A little boost, thanks." " There!" "Unreal!" "Did you get my email about mom's fifth?" "Sure, hey..." "That's a great idea." "Yeah, perfect." " Yeah..." "I think of her a lot." " Me too." "Do you still talk to her?" " Yeah." "Yeah, she's always on my mind..." "Hey, thanks for coming..." " Hey, it's only normal." "That feels good." "It can get itchy in there..." "Yeah." " It really feels good." "Oh yeah..." "Damn!" "Hey, whoa!" "I'm really embarrassed!" "I've no control over that, Ginette!" "Yes," "I'll return when you cool down." "Well, it'd be easier for me if you weren't so..." "I mean if you were a little less..." "A little less what?" "!" "All I'm saying is your way of doing it is... really gentle..." "Yes, yes...!" "You have a way of doing that which is very... very feminine." "Alright, you can come back now." "I promise," "I'll make an effort." "Unless you prefer to wait for me out there, just until I... calm down..." "Mathieu?" "Mathieu?" "You made me an animal, Ginette!" "Ginette, Ginette!" "Oh, Ginette!" "Made me jump through your hoop!" "You look happy, daddy." " Sure am!" "It doesn't hurt anymore?" " Hardly at all!" "And it can only get better..." "You know how things happen that upset us, or make us sad, but..." "Thanks, hon." "...but it works out in the end?" "You know how I tell you my dears," ""When things aren't going your way, the main thing is what?"" "It's to keep an attitude that's po...si..." "Right, a positive attitude." "The lady does a good job?" " Impeccable." "No, it's not nearly as bad as I thought." "She's really good, tactful, she's a pro." "And you don't mind?" "Sure, I'm a bit bashful, but she's so good." "Geneviéve?" "Give her a good tip, will you?" "She deserves it." "Girls, go watch a film in the basement." "Mom, we haven't even eaten!" " Now!" "A tip?" "Yes." "Because her blowjobs make you cum?" "From now on, Mathieu, no more Ginette." "Okay." "Dominique?" "Dominique?" "Dominique?" "Hey!" "Hello!" "What are you doing here?" "You were napping?" "No!" "Well yeah, sort of..." "Santa was here?" "What are you doing here?" "I just came to say hello..." "Rémy?" "You can't barge in like that anymore." "I can't enter my own house?" "Look, I don't want to argue Rémy," "I just ask that the next time... just give me a call before." "Before I enter our house?" "Because you don't live here anymore, Remy." "We might not be a couple anymore... but we..." "can still see each other." "Have dinner together..." "Make love..." "Stop, Rémy" "So, not today?" "Not today or any other day." "You're hurting me." "It's not a good time for me." "Well, I'm sorry." "That's the way it is." "I'll be going." "Since I'm here, I might as well get some clothes." "Want me to get them for you?" " No, I'll do it..." "Which do you like best?" "Any one, make it snappy..." "I think I'll get a tie too." "No!" " Yes." "The yellow!" "Well..." "Hey!" "You're right." "Excuse me." "Fuck!" "You feel guilty?" "Well, he is my brother after all." "The type of brother who lectures others?" "Yeah..." "Allow me, Mr. Quintal." "Thanks." " There!" "I'll take that too." "Oh, I wanted to tell you, the young man who helped you the other day asked for news of you." "I wanted to know if you will allow me?" "Did he leave his number?" " Yes, hold on." "Wait..." "Here it is..." "I'll call him myself." " Yes?" "Thanks!" " C'mon." "That makes no sense!" "You haven't learned your lesson?" "What will it take?" "Want Geneviéve to kick you out again?" "Just an innocent little blowjob by a matron!" "A stout little lady!" "For sure Geneviéve will overlook that...!" "Look who's leaping to your defence!" "Oh, Mr. Righteous..." "I've heard enough, tonight he'll get what's coming!" "Don't go there, we agreed that's a secret." "I don't care!" "I changed my mind!" "Not smart enough to control your little fantasies." "You can't control fantasies!" " Of course you can!" "No...!" "It's normal to have fantasies, we all do, but you don't have to act on them!" "That's for sure..." "Look, if you can't control yourself do like this little jerk-off artist and watch porn." "And what kind of fantasy do you not dare to act on?" "The same as anyone else!" "What a liar." "Huh?" "The liar king!" "If we didn't see for ourselves, he'd convince us it never happened." " Yeah..." "What are you talking about?" " We know that you..." "We saw you." "Saw what?" "You know..." " We saw you!" "Yeah." "We know because we saw you!" "Yeah." "And we saw it all..." "Saw what?" "!" " We saw you!" "When you walked the dog, we hid at the neighbor's and saw you do a blowjob!" " The neighbor did the blowjob." "Doesn't matter!" "We saw you..." "You followed me?" "A little." " You were going to walk the dog, so..." "Two colossal assholes!" "Get out!" "Rémy, we're your brothers, we can understand..." "I don't need brothers like you!" "Well, I don't need your big brother lectures!" "Perfect!" "Get the hell out!" " You don't need to say it twice." "Help me up!" "Wait, we can talk about it." " There's nothing to explain!" "I'm already gone!" "Rémy, we accept you." " Out!" "Fuck!" "Maybe we went too far..." " Let's go!" "C'mon, I can't drive!" "That must be a relief!" "Am I ever happy!" "Whoa!" "They took off the casts, but it still hurts." "Sorry!" "At least you can hold it!" "Yeah, with my left." "Not the best, but still better." "So?" " Radio silence." "He's too much." "Think we should make the first move?" "No, he kicked us out, let him stew." "I'm sure it doesn't even perturb him." "No, it bugs him." "You've been sulking for two weeks now." "Geneviéve?" "Thanks." " Thanks." "Geneviéve, I didn't cheat on you." "I had a normal physical reaction to the touch of a woman I've no feelings for..." "It's called a blowjob." " Yes, exactly!" "How many did you have?" " Just one!" "And I won't see that lady again." "I won't start a relationship with her." "Geneviéve..." "Geneviéve, I love you." "And I don't want to lose you again." "Come on, it won't happen again." "You know...the big Turk tried and I said no!" "Do you still desire me?" "Yes, of course!" "'ZZZ" "Ouch!" "Do you have to go back to the boutique today?" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "I love you..." " I love you too!" "I don't get it." "You had a hard-on with Ginette!" "Yeah, but that's the problem too!" "It's easy, think of Ginette." " You're such an idiot!" "Oh, yeah?" "Well, you better come up with something cause Geneviéve is in charge." "She'll find a solution." "Where is it?" "It's here." " Go!" "Hello, we're here to see Mr. Remy Quintal." "Are you expected?" "Of course." "We're his brothers." "Odette, the president's brothers are here." "Perfect." "She'll be right down." "Good!" "Hey!" " Have a nice day!" "Hello." " How are you?" "Doing better." "Hey, hello!" "My God, that's a beautiful shirt you're wearing." "Oh, yeah." "I wanted to look good." "Yeah..." "Funny thing, I bought one just like it in New York." "I didn't think they had it in Montréal." "Hey, I paid 600 bucks." " 600 bucks?" "No, I didn't pay 600 bucks." "I paid..." "I don't know, it must be a Chinese knock-off..." "Really well done, huh?" "Hey, check out the view!" " Yeah, the view's incredible." "And you never invited us!" "Yeah, I know..." "I'm sorry, I..." "I also regret the way I acted the other night, guys." "That's partly why I invited you here today," "I wanted to show you everything I would risk losing if... the secret of my sexuality came out." "Guys, please forgive me." "But I also ask that you keep that to yourselves." "That's okay, Rémy." "We'll keep your secret." "But it'll cost you half a million." "Look at his face!" "Hey, that's a good one!" "C'mon!" "We'll keep your secret." "But why did you never talk to us?" "Being a homosexual is no big deal!" "No, I'm not homosexual, I'm bisexual." "I like women as much as men." "Since when?" " Since always." "Yeah, but what age?" " I don't know, thirteen or fourteen like everyone else." "I was into girls, I was into guys too." "And you never told us?" "Did you sleep with a girl or a guy first?" "With a girl." "It took a while before I admitted" "I fantasized about men too." "Actually, I didn't act on it until university." "That means you were with Dominique then?" "Yes..." "Did she know?" " No." "Does she know now?" " Yes." "So it's okay, you don't need to hide anymore!" "You don't get it!" "Yes, it can be alright here, but just consider Texas." "Do you think it's accepted there?" "Or even in Alberta?" "Think of the emerging countries... or the Middle East." "How do you think I could do business in Russia if it came out?" "What about Tibet?" " Who cares about Tibet?" "With the Dalai Lama it's super okay." "Hey!" "How about mom, did she know?" "We never talked, but I think so." "Yeah, but why did you never talk to us?" "Is it more fun with a guy or with a girl?" "It's more fun with a girl." "Because with a woman, you can do everything you do with a man, and more..." "Right, of course..." "Oh yes..." "And a blowjob?" "It that better with a girl or a guy?" "There's no doubt there, it's better with a man." "Yuck!" "Have you tried it?" " No." "Well, think about it a minute." " No..." "A man knows exactly how to give you what you need at the perfect pace." "That's what I call a royal blowjob." "A blowjob for a man by a man." "The person still has to turn you on a bit." "No." "The thrill is in the blowjob itself." "Of course!" "Like you with your matron." "Enough!" "I don't want to talk about that now." "Have you ever done it with a Black woman?" "Yes!" "An Asian woman?" " Yes..." "A lesbian?" " A shemale, a transexual?" "Hey, we can talk it over during dinner sometime guys, okay?" "But now I have a conference call with London." "Can I count on you?" "Yes." "Yeah..." "And enjoy your afternoon." "Help yourselves." "That's all for you." "He's never talked to us like that before." "You know, no lies, no hidden secrets..." "Just the truth..." "You really believed he had a conference call with London?" "Wake up!" "Then I did a Master's in statistics, and now I work for Ubisoft, on interpolation algorithms in computer-generated imagery." "On what?" "Video games." "Oh!" "Wow!" "But with all that, do you find time for a girlfriend?" "No, I had one, but it just didn't work anymore." "But you're making me talk and haven't said a thing about yourself!" "Well, there's not much to say about me..." "Excuse me, you're the second most important" "Canadian private banker according to Forbes." "You oversaw the merger between Briks and Amstar and you studied five years at the London Business School of Economics." "How do you know all that?" "I Googled you." "Of course!" "I surrender!" "Listen, I... don't know how to say this." "I really enjoyed our lunch." "Me too." "Really." "You're bi too?" "No,pan." "PansexuaL" "Okay!" "Please add this to the bouquet." "Oh, hi!" "My God, what are you doing here?" "ls something wrong at home?" "No, everything's fine." "Hello." " Hello." "Are you okay?" "Superfine"." " My God, that looks good on you!" "I'm just looking for a little present, for someone very, very special..." "Hey!" "Relax!" "Here." " Wait." "Let me smell." "That smells good." "You like that?" " Yeah." "It's what I want." "Except I'm out of stock." "If you want that, you'll have to wait 4-5 days." "Oh Well..." "No, it's okay." "That'll be perfect." "What?" "You're in love." "I've never seen you like this." "Okay, but don't tell Mathieu." "Please, I'd like you to keep that to yourself." "Do we know her?" "Dominique." "Well, I only know one Dominique." "Yes, that's it." "No, that's not possible..." "Yes, I know!" "But, does Rémy know?" " Of course not, are you crazy?" "!" "Please promise to keep it to yourself." "Wow!" "Whoo!" "Okay!" "I feel good with you." "Better than I've ever felt with a woman." "I'm happy too." "No, but..." "Seriously," "I mean it..." "You're not falling in love, are you?" "Maybe..." "What?" "Well..." "We're not the same age..." "We don't live in the same world..." "We could never be a couple..." "Okay---..." "So basically..." "I'm just a sex trip, is that it?" "I should've suspected as much." "I'm just an object for you." "Don't touch me." "Don't touch me!" "Don't touch me!" "You just want a sex trip, huh?" "Yes!" "I'll give you a sex trip then!" "What do you say we move in together?" "Why, aren't things good the way they are?" "That's true." "What's wrong?" "Just don't put your arm around me in public, would you please?" "Please!" "Rémy..." "I love you." "It's starting to get hard for me." "Listen, I just don't want to make a public display." "We're made to live together, you can see that." "Be rational." "Have you thought of my career, of what's at risk?" "I'm thinking of us." "Well, think about me!" "I'm 45 years old, I'm still in the closet." "I can't change that." "It's how I am." "No." "It's not how you are." "And your career story is bullshit." "I could name 20 private bankers around the world who are gay and succeed just fine." "That's not how you are, Rémy, that's how you think." "You can't ask that of me, okay?" "It's too much." "I don't want to be known as the fag in Montreal's business community." "So, no life as a couple." "Ever." "You're... that categoric?" " Totally." "If that's the way it is, it was nice meeting you, Remy." "There's no more reason to continue." " Hey, you're being too drastic." "Forget it." "You're old, and you're a jerk." "Grow up." "You'll see I'm right." "Olivier!" "Have you seen my laptop bag?" "No." "Okay, hop to it, girls, or I'll be late." "Now!" "Quick, get your things." "I can't find my cell phone either." "Hello, everybody!" " Make it quick!" "Have a nice day." " Bye." "Kisses." " Hey, have fun at camp, girls!" "Thanks!" " Okay, bye!" "Hi, Christian." "How are you?" " Fine." "You came alone?" "Yeah...well, Stef had another job so I came alone." "Are you coming, daddy?" " Yes, I'll be right there." "Hey, it's going to be a scorcher, huh?" "Okay, bye my love!" "Bye!" "Alright, bye, sweetie!" " Bye!" "Bye!" " Have a nice day!" "Thanks!" "Bye now!" "Hey, get the door, sweetie." "Yes." "Bye!" "Dammit..." "What are you doing here?" "Has Geneviéve left?" "Yes." " Has she been gone long?" "Well..." "No, not long after you..." "Well, how long after me?" " I don't know, man, five minutes." "Five minutes?" "When I left she wasn't even dressed!" "You're spying on her?" " Don't play me for a fool." "Her car's out front." " No, someone came to get her." "Genevieve, I know you're here." "I saw you in the boutique!" "Hey, what are you making up?" "Don't think I'm a fool, I saw you in the boutique." "Hey, whoa!" "Do you really think something's going on between Genevieve and I?" "Oh, I know you." "And she's always found you sexy." "What?" "C'mon, are you nuts?" "I'd never sleep with my brother's wife!" "Is that true?" "Yes." "Did someone really come to get her?" "Yes!" "A woman too!" "She's a bit..." "Ah, the chunky one?" " Yeah..." "Yes, that's..." "Anyway, it doesn't matter..." "Okay then." "Sorry." "No problem..." "Take it easy." " Yeah." "Hey, that's all." "I have to get to work," "I'll be late." "Okay, bye." " Bye." "No thanks." "Ah Well!" "Surprise!" "You look a little low." "Was it something I did?" "It's Olivier." "Olivier?" "He left me." "He just wanted us to live our love in the daylight..." "I said no." "I can't." "I explained it to you the other day..." "I can't." "Hey!" "You can't, or you won't?" "Do you love him?" "I'm head over heels in love." "And him?" " Him too." "In a lifetime, how many times can you really fall in love?" "Three times, four times?" "Max..." "If you miss out on that..." "I'll say straight out you're an idiot." "If I were in your shoes," "I'd call him, and I'd try to explain." "You're right." "Of course I'm right." "Hey, I'd call him." "Like now!" "Yeah, you're right." "Thanks!" "Go for it!" "Olivier?" "No... please don't hang up." "Where are you?" "I'm arriving at work." "Okay, I'm not far, I'll be right there." "We've nothing to say to each other, Remy." "We have lots of things to say." "Listen, I've been thinking." "A lot." "I'm listening." "I'm ready to make some concessions." "You're right, I'm old, I'm an idiot, but..." "I love you... and I'm ready to live our love without hiding." "I never said I wanted to accompany you to social events." "I just want us to be happy." "Me too." "That's what I want too." "I see you." "Where are you?" "Here!" "I see you!" "I see you!" "I see you!" "I love you, Olivier." "I want us to live together." "Me too." "Sorry..." "It's my body that recoiled, not my heart." "Give me time." "We have all the time in the world." "Thanks!" "Hello!" "Hello, miss." " Can I help you?" "Yes, I'd like to speak to the owner please." "Tell her that her brother-in-law Remy Quintal is here." "Certainly." " Thanks." "To what do I owe the honor?" "Hello!" "How are you?" " Fine, you?" "Fine." "Thanks." "It's Dominique's birthday today, and I thought I'd offer her something special... unique, so I thought..." "Of a perfume." "Yes." "Hey!" "Hello!" "Looking good!" "My God, flowers, champagne, who's all that for, huh?" "Hey, I thought..." "How are you?" "Great!" "I'm doing great." "This is for a... for a friend..." "Okay?" "Actually, you remember I ordered a bottle of perfume?" "I was wondering if maybe you got it?" "Not yet, my delivery is late." "Oh, in that case, I can always pass by later, no problem at all..." "Anyway..." "Yeah, so..." "So anyway, see you soon." "Hey, you've got to give me the scoop." "Sure thing!" "Christian?" "Yes?" "When I receive it, I'll bring it to you." "Really?" "Okay, perfect." "Spill the beans!" "I don't know!" "I've never seen him like this." "Admit it!" "Hello!" "Mathieu?" "Rémy." " Hi, how are you?" "Listen, I was in Geneviéve's boutique and Christian came in..." "He was all spiffed up, flowers, champagne..." "I get the impression he's involved with someone..." "Do you know anything?" " Oh, shit!" "I knew it!" "What?" "Is he still there?" "No!" "No, I tell you, when he saw me he became all shy!" "I'm sure Geneviéve knows something, but no matter how hard I tried she kept her lips sealed." "But did he say anything?" "No!" "No, he left." "He was off like a shot..." "He said he'd be back..." "Okay, look, don't move until I get there." "Why?" "Stay there!" "I'm coming!" "Okay?" "Mathieu...?" "Geneviéve is leaving, what do I do?" "Follow her." "Huh?" " Follow her!" "Oh, c'mon!" " Hey, follow her, okay?" "Okay---..." "Where are you now?" "We just left the boutique, heading north." "Try not to let her spot you." " More easily said than done." "There are about three cars like mine in Montreal." "Tell me what street she turns on." "We're heading west on Sherbrooke." "Sherbrooke?" "Okay---..." "Now, where are you?" "Well, we're heading north again, I don't know what to tell you." "I knew it..." "I was sure of it..." "What are you talking about?" "I'm sure Christian is sleeping with Geneviéve." "What?" "Get serious!" "What makes you think that?" "I tell you, I know!" "Now where's she going?" "I don't know... it looks like she's headed to Westmount." "Huh?" "Westmount?" "It's bizarre but..." "it looks like she's headed to my place." "Seriously!" "?" "Okay, Trafalgar Street in Westmount, please." "Well, well..." "Yes?" " Where are you?" "Almost there." "What's she doing now?" "It's as I thought." "They're at my house." "Okay, I see you." "Right here." "This is perfect." "Now what's she doing?" "I don't know, but I want..." " This is ridiculous." "Now, stay calm." "But it's Christian who answered and... he was only half dressed." "I'll kill him." "Okay, stay calm..." "We'll go in through the backdoor." "She could've chosen someone else!" "Stay calm..." " I'll kill him!" "He's your brother, remember that!" "Bye!" " Bye!" "You're so smutty!" "I'll kill him..." "Okay, no matter what we find... he's your brother, remember that." "You're tickling me!" " Dominique!" "?" "Mathieu!" "Rémy?" " Christian?" "Where's Geneviéve?" " She left." "How did she leave?" "Her car's out front!" "She left, she gave me the perfume and left." "I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!" "Hey, he's your brother, remember that, Remy." "Wait, I can explain!" "It's not my fault!" "Get out of there!" " Wait, it's not my fault..." "Out!" "Out!" "Okay, c'mon." "C'mon." "Let go of me!" "You're despicable!" "You have no morals!" "No, you too, out..." "Calm down a bit, okay?" "I can explain everything." "I can't believe it." "How could you do that to me?" "You're not even with her anymore." "What's it to you?" "Dominique is the love of my life!" "But you're not with her anymore!" "Sleep with whomever you want, but not with Dominique!" "How did you end up here?" "I had nowhere to sleep!" "So you decided to go sleep with your brother's wife?" "!" "No, I thought I'd sleep in the pool house, but then Dominique showed up, and she's hard to resist..." "I know..." "Really?" "I always thought she looked a little frigid." "Not at all..." " Oh no." "Oh, yeah?" "That's beside the point!" "Dominique is my wife and I don't want you sleeping with her!" "Rémy!" "You have a boyfriend, what's it to you?" "What?" " Shut up!" "He's got a boyfriend, he's head over heels in love!" "What?" " You ingrate," "I've always looked out for you..." "Don't cry on my shoulder when she kicks you out!" "She won't kick me out!" "Dominique will never fall in love with a guy like Christian." "Shut up!" "I'd be able to get a hard-on with Genevieve, I wouldn't need to think about Ginette!" "Shut up!" "Ginette?" " The matron who washed him!" "That's low!" " No, you're low!" "You're heartless, saying what you just said." "If you go back in the house I won't talk to you anymore!" "Me neither!" " Oh, yeah?" "Just watch me." "Quit treating me like an idiot." "Get the hell out of here!" "It's my house!" " Yeah!" "What's happening to us?" "I don't know, it's... it's life..." "You better get your act in order." "Hey!" "Geneviéve, Ginette, that's pretty twisted..." "Look, when it comes to twisted, you're no great example, huh?" "I'm just trying to help." "I don't need your help!" " Then work it out!" "You'll make up." "I don't think so." "What's the matter?" "I'm an idiot." "I'm just such an idiot..." "I've no more brothers..." "I've had the same stupid job for 10 years..." "I can't even get hard anymore for the woman I love." "And I'm afraid you'll leave me." "Stop it." "No, but it's true." "You..." "you're doing great, your career is great, your business too." "You bring in all the money." "I feel like I've lost my place, that..." "I'm not even a man..." "I'm the same girl I was in college..." "The one who fell madly in love with a total hunk..." "And who was always scared she wasn't pretty enough for him..." "And who's still in love after all this time... but who's still scared she's not pretty enough for him..." "Oh, Geneviéve, I love you so much..." "Looky here..." "Christian's not here?" "No, he said he's busy and I had to finish on my own." "I see..." "What?" "Yeah, you're mad because we quarreled." "Anyway, I hope you're in no hurry, because it's far from fixed." "Here are the files you wanted..." "Thanks." "Your brothers haven't replied to my emails for your mother's ceremony." "What about the caterer?" "Don't change anything." "Hey, they'll show..." "Want a drink?" "Please." "Thanks." "They'll come." "Thanks for coming." " Thanks for the invite." "Hi, how are you?" " Very well." "You?" "Fine, fine, thanks!" "This is Olivier." " Oh, yes, Geneviéve." "Hi." " My pleasure." "Welcome." " Thanks." "Are you alright?" " Yes, thanks!" "Olivier, let me introduce Dominique." "Hello, Olivier." "Welcome to the family!" " Thanks." "I've heard a lot about you." " Really?" "Good things, I hope..." " Definitely." "Hi." "Christian." " Olivier." "Nice to meet you." "I didn't know you liked boating." "Yeah!" "Me neither..." "Olivier likes the water so I said what the hell..." "Olivier likes the water!" "Alright then!" "Well, I got it second hand..." "It wasn't too expensive." " Oh yeah, a real bargain!" "Evidently!" "So you paid with pink money?" "Now we can say that you're officially..." "Can we say you're officially gay now?" "No." "I've never been a homosexual." "C'mon, get real!" "I've never been a homosexual." " Olivier likes the water, sure!" "Eventually you have to call a spade a spade, and a gay a gay..." "It's beside the point." "Olivier really likes the water." "I love Olivier, I made him a present." "That's all..." "Yes, but Olivier is a guy, so that means..." "For me, it means loving the same sex." "There's no problem if you're a homosexual, but..." "Right, but there comes a time, if the shoe fits, it's your shoe..." "I'm not a homosexual, I'm pansexual." "You're what?" " What...?" "Pan?" " PansexuaL" "What's that?" " You mean bisexual?" "That came with the boat?" "What's this pan?" "I've never heard about that!" "It's about loving the person, the other..." "No matter if it's a man or a woman." "So bisexuals don't love one another, they swing but aren't in love?" "What's this about?" "You're a bisexual?" "If you're allowed to be pan, I can be narrow-minded... and not understand, and say you're confused." "I'm allowed." "He thinks he's a pan, but he's a pan of nothing." "What the hell is pan?" " It's bisexual!" "I never heard that one..." "Pan!" " It's bisexual, just another word for nothing..." "He's so full of it!" "He has to invent a word." "He didn't." "He says it was already invented!" "He needs Google to find out what he's screwing!" "Bring more olives!" "Rémy?" "Pan!" "Peter Pan!" "Bring some olives!" "It's like a bird that thinks he's hot when he shows his feathers." "Look, I am what I want to be." "Must be something like that." "Hey..." "Pan-theon!" "So it's about emotions?" "The difference between a pan and a bi?" "Have some more..." " Is pan only for guys?" "No." " There are girl pans?" "You can say..." "Ms. Pan!" "Even trannies..." "Transsexuals too?" "I'm getting a refill." " Animals too?" "Want another?" "I'll bring the shaker." " A small one, please." "Some explanation there, Albert Jacquard." "It's bisexual." "You like motor boats..." "You like sailing, you like cruise ships..." "You must love one more than the other, but you don't admit it, so you're pan, man!" "In three years you'll be GooGoo!" "Hey, you should stop using your head and emote more with your dick." "So much for notions..." "Emote more with your dick!" "He's got a problem with that..." "I've no problem with that, I just find..." "He's a little old school..." "He's got a problem with lots of things." "A guy in an American university with nothing to do decides to research a new concept, pansexuals." "And suddenly you're a pansexual..." "It's BS!" "You like guys and women." " You're still on that?" "No!" "It's an emotional evolution, you don't get it!" "It bugs me!" "It's pan!" "It's pan!" "It's pan!" "But a pan is a bisexual!" "Olivier wants it to be pan, so it's pan, okay?" "I don't know what it means anymore than you do and I agree with you!" "Are you happy now?" "It took six martinis to make him understand!" "Do you ever make any decisions, because..." "You know, he wants it pan, he likes boats..." "Be careful, you'll end up playing ringette together." "No, but seriously!" "You are such a jerk!" "Playing ringette with all the pans!" "In helmets, no less..." "The pans team!"