"What are you doing?" "I'm getting cigarettes." "But you don't smoke." "Good afternoon, all!" "Hello, beautiful." "You look great again today." "What do you want this time?" "A pack of Marlboro with filter, please." "If you want cigarettes, go across the road." "Don't be so difficult." "They're right there." "They're only for customers." "I see." "Two beer then." "That's enough." "Get out." "Drinks for everybody." "Didn't you hear the lady?" "What's that?" "Your fly's undone." "They always buy that." "It was a joke." "He didn't do anything, coward." "Do that to me if you dare, asshole." "Stop it, assholes." "And now, get out!" "Shall we go?" "Bye!" "Let's go inside, please." "Come inside, please, Piet." "Visiting hours haven't started yet." "They should lock you all up." "They should shoot you all." "Idiots!" "Want a shot or some pills?" "Pills!" "Come on." "Let's go." "Asshole!" "Dickhead!" "If you do that again, you'll go into the isolation room, forever!" "You won't come out." "TOO CRAZY TO BE OUT THERE" "In the Netherlands, over 20,000 people live in psychiatric institutions... for longer than 10 years." "This movie is dedicated to them." "Can't sleep, Piet?" "No." "They're all coughing and spitting away again." "Don't you have some candy for me, Alex?" "You've had your dose today." "I can't give you any more." "Do I have to stay awake all night?" "No, Piet." "I'll stay here with you then." "Fire!" "Get out, guys." "Hurry, fire!" "Go." "Come on." "Let me through." "I want to get through." "Alex." "Can I help?" "Dirk doesn't want to leave?" "No, he doesn't want to wake up." "Let me do it." "Leo, time to eat!" "Come on." "I'm glad to see you all." "It could have ended badly." "Does anyone know what started the fire?" "A short circuit." "Someone must have fallen asleep with a cigarette." "Right, in the linen-cupboard." "The fire was lit." "Don't look at me." "I didn't do it." "I wasn't even there, was I, Alex?" "We could all have died." "Yes." "I demand that whoever did this, comes to me within a week." "Who says it was one of us?" "There are 600 more madmen here." "What does it matter?" "We'll be gone soon anyway." "You're not moving before this has been cleared up." "The new place is too expensive to have you ruin it." "I think I did it." "Guus." "Sit down." "Nothing happened." "What's his problem?" "Yes." "Good morning to you too." "Spit it out." "I thought you wanted to tell me something." "Me?" "Wasn't that the deal?" "Did we have a deal?" "Not that I know." "Alex sent me." "That's enough." "You know very well you're here because of the fire." "You're ruining it." "Know what you're getting yourself into." "Finally we can give you a nice place... and you ruin it for yourself." "I don't want to move." "And I also don't want to stay here." "I want to get out." "But why?" "For no reason." "You all hate me anyway." "I always get the blame." "Bad things could have happened." "And then what?" "I can't protect you in a situation like this." "I can't help it that I'm different." "We're all different." "That's why we're here." "But that's no reason to play dangerous games." "Someone could have died." "How would you have felt then?" "Cigarette?" "Get cancer yourself!" "Shall I show you the way?" "Guys, the garden needs work." "You can do that yourselves." "Well, what do you say?" "Come on." "Knock, knock." "Solid oak." "Alex, how wide is wall-to-wall?" "No idea." "Happy, Guus?" "They're here." "Hello, Koos." "Alex." "This is Nel." "I'm Alex." "Joke." "Shall we introduce the others?" "Hello, madam." "My name's Piet." "Hello, beautiful." "Gonna be fun." "Good evening." "Asshole." "You've got visitors." "Hello, darling." "Hi, Thea." "How are you?" "I'll help them set the table." "I'm hungry." "Is something wrong?" "Why didn't you tell me you were coming?" "I would have stayed here." "I was able to catch a ride." "How's the new house?" "So-so." "Could be alright." "Were the women there too?" "Nice?" "I think so." "I don't know about them and us together." "But you don't dread it as much anymore." "Did you get your test result?" "They said I have to go to university." "Dad and I will talk about that." "Just make sure you pass this year." "I went to see your mother." "She says hello." "I thought you didn't go there anymore." "I'll get it." "I want a divorce, Dirk." "Divorce..." "Thea..." "We've been married for so long." "There's nothing left of our marriage." "You in here." "Me outside." "I've always given you your freedom." "That's not enough." "I don't want to be alone anymore." "Johnnie needs a father." "I want to remarry." "I understand." "Are you coming, John?" "Have your lawyer send everything." "I won't cause any problems." "Will I ever see you again?" "Of course." "Bye dad." "Dirk, time to eat!" "Time to eat." "Dessert, please!" "We haven't finished yet." "Sorry." "Don't you like it, Dirk?" "A waste not to eat it." "Hog." "As long as it tastes good." "You should be ashamed." "Enjoy your meal." "Tutti-frutti." "It's a beautiful house, Robert." "Good." "Meeting the ladies went well, I heard." "Very well." "I calculated that the carpet is going to cost 2000 guilders." "Can't the institute help with that?" "Dirk, eat!" "Don't forget the vitamins." "Henk, I already told you." "You don't have to pay for it all yourself." "We can go, guys." "Bye all." "We'll come and see you soon." "Are you coming, Dirk?" "Bloody hell!" "Guus, that bird's not yours." "Guus, give that bird back." "Cor, play pool." "Guus, go outside." "I have nobody left." "I'll be living really close." "If there's a problem, call me and I'll be right there." "Promise?" "Have you got the phone number?" "We'll stay friends." "I wish I was dead." "Walk me to the car?" "Yes, Dirk." "What's taking so long, Piet?" "I have to work on my administration first." "Thanks, Jan." "Sex appeal, what's that?" "When the women can't keep their hands off you." "Can you learn that?" "What do you have to do?" "Keep it." "I don't need it anymore." "Are you coming, Jan?" "Thanks." "Bye." "HOW DO I DEVELOP MY SEX APPEAL" "You can buy another bird, but this one stays here." "Go outside." "Where did Henk and Piet go?" "I checked the oil level." "We can go." "Will you drive or shall I?" "What the hell are you doing?" "I'm sure I forgot something." "But I don't know what." "All your stuff's at the new house." "But something's missing." "I'm certain." "Honest." "Could you cut the cake?" "WELCOME HOME" "Two lumps, please." "Everything you have, beautiful." "Two is enough." "Thank you." "Enjoy." "I'll go wash my hands." "I couldn't do it." "It's easy." "I'm only unable to do it when I'm depressed." "Does that happen?" "Yes." "Who wants another piece?" "Is there something left for me?" "My present." "I had a present." "What's wrong, Henk?" "I have to make a call right away." "I knew I had lost something." "What are you talking about?" "Mon Chéri." "A box of bonbons for the girls." "Because I'm so happy they'll be living with us." "And now it's gone." "That's sweet of you, Henk." "Do you want another piece?" "Have mine." "Sometimes you really go too far." "What did I do?" "He showed it to everybody, didn't he, Dirk?" "We'll buy a new box tomorrow." "Karel's dead." "Hello." "What would you like, gentlemen?" "We're looking for a canary." "Karel's dead." "We had a canary called Karel." "He died." "Follow me." "Pick one." "That's him." "No, that one." "No, that one." "Hello." "Shut up." "Asshole." "How much does that crow cost?" "That's not a crow." "That's a myna." "It costs 125 guilders." "That much?" "Yes, they're smart birds." "And they talk much better then parrots." "They're also very rare." "Say something to the gentleman." "Hello." "Dirk, this is a good Karel." "Shall we take this one?" "We're here for a canary." "I want this one." "The others want a canary." "This one's more fun." "I've got him." "Put it back." "We'll take this one." "Don't be a pain." "Dirk!" "Buy it with your own money." "Oh, dear." "Oh, no." "Leave that animal alone." "Did you get the laundry off the line?" "Don't be so cranky." "We all try to make it work here." "But you don't do anything." "It's not 6 o'clock yet." "And what's the matter with you?" "Either you don't say anything at all or you bitch about me." "I thought we were friends." "Hello, Piet." "Did you sleep well?" "Can you put the cups on the table?" "Teacher's pets!" "Hey, Japie!" "Hello, Japie." "Have a seat." "Careful." "Everything alright, Japie?" "Joke, coffee!" "What have you got?" "21300 guilders and 33 cents." "And you?" "None of your business." "Japie, this is Nel." "Hello, nurse." "I'm not a nurse." "I live here." "Thank you." "Nurse." "Hello, Japie." "Hello." "Hello, nurse." "Would you like to live here too, Japie?" "I'll get it." "Who's in my bed now?" "He's asking if there are any new people on the ward." "No." "Who's coming along for a drive?" "That's a surprise." "What's this?" "We're going for a drive with a friend of mine." "Are you coming, Dirk?" "No." "I'll stay with Japie." "See you later." "Good morning." "Gentlemen..." "Shall we?" "Make room, Guus." "It's unusual to take this many people on a test drive." "Can't I bring my family?" "Yes, but..." "Please, don't touch anything!" "Don't touch the horn either." "Keep your hands of the wiper." "Calm down." "That's enough." "Get out!" "Are we going or not?" "I think you'd better not go." "Why did she send me that card then?" "I don't think it's meant as an invitation." "Yes, it is." "I know Thea." "Send her flowers." "No." "I have to go myself." "We'll discuss it with Robert." "Alex, come." "Piet's mate's angry." "Get them out of the car or I'll call the police." "So we're not good enough for your beautiful car." "What's happening?" "Alex!" "Shut up, Piet." "Last week, he said he wanted to test drive our latest model." "It said 'For free' on the window." "We thought he was a serious customer." "For free!" "Piet!" "I'm writing to a consumer program." "Get out." "Get out, I said!" "I've been in this trade for years, but this is a first." "Piet, apologise." "Right, now you're giving orders!" "You don't do that when Robert's around, dickhead!" "I think he's got a screw loose." "And the others too." "What are you guys doing here?" "They live here as part of an experiment." "Great for the neighbourhood." "I'm glad I live on the other side of town." "Good luck." "There you go, Nel." "Thank you." "Nice, a day out." "Nice of you to invite us, Dirk." "Does anyone have a pill for me?" "I have a headache." "Take it easy with the candy." "You'll be drinking too." "If it doesn't help, I have other pills." "They always help." "Hello, beautiful." "You're not that beautiful." "I'm getting in the mood." "LONG LIVE THE BRIDE AND GROOM" "Congratulations." "There's dad." "That obnoxious Piet's there too." "Hello, Thea, Johnny!" "I've got a gift for you." "Who's that idiot?" "He came with Dirk." "Did you invite him?" "I only sent him our wedding card." "The bloody nerve." "At least people will have something to talk about." "Just relax." "They're quite nice." "Congratulations... congratulations." "I wish you lots of happiness." "This is for your new house." "It's beautiful." "I'm very happy with it." "You shouldn't have." "Look." "Meet Nel and Henk." "Congratulations, girl." "Congratulations, sir." "You look like a picture, little lady." "Congratulations." "That's for you." "You can swallow them whole." "They removed the stones." "Congratulations." "Last but not least." "You unpack this." "Now we'll be laughing." "Careful, it's fragile." "First read the poem." "I can't read this." "Can I have a moment of silence?" "Since we like you so much" "We're happy to give you this gift" "It's presented to you by your friend Piet" "We're here to celebrate this marriage" "This is an ode to women" "That we all love so much" "For everyone, for young and old" "They're as important as pepper and salt" "And it's also very clear why you picked this lady here" "Long live the bride and groom!" "What could it be?" "Three guesses." "I know." "Don't say it." "No idea." "A book?" "A book!" "It's for in the kitchen." "A herb rack." "Herb rack!" "You, Thea?" "I don't know." "Unwrap it then." "But be careful." "That's why you picked this lady." "Fun, isn't it?" "Your husband's not happy that we came." "He always has to get used to people." "You're having fun, aren't you?" "Sure, I am." "We have to be careful not to miss the last train." "Thank you." "Every good party needs a game." "Ladies and gentleman, musical chairs!" "Dirk, are you playing too?" "Place the chairs in the middle." "A bit faster, please." "Fine, another one." "Please sit down." "There's one more chair here." "The bride's sitting down." "The groom too." "Can I ask you?" "Music!" "Another one here." "What a pity." "We have our first victim." "I haven't had this much fun for a long time." "What about you, Dirk?" "Don't drink too much, boy." "We still have to get home." "Don't nag." "Dirk..." "Sorry, Nel." "It's all fine." "I'm having a good time." "Don't be a sore loser." "Sit down." "And music." "May I have this dance?" "Have a rest first." "Do you want another drink?" "I'll have another one." "I'll wait." "And a whisky." "You've missed your chance." "And music." "Sorry, Johnny." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the decisive moment." "Who will be the winner?" "The friendly groom or this young man?" "There we go again." "I won, I won!" "Where's the guy with the key?" "REMEMBER US" "I mark your body with the sign of the holy cross." "So it will rise and obtain eternal life." "By Christ, our Lord." "Amen." "Earth to earth." "Ashes to ashes." "Make him rise on the youngest day." "By Christ, our Lord." "Amen." "Alex, does it go in or on top?" "One from me." "And one from Thea." "And one from your son." "Family's what it's all about." "Koos." "Koos, give me a hand." "One, two, three, four." "No, you rolled a three." "No, four, Leo." "Three." "One, two, three." "One, two, three, there." "Four." "One, two, three, four." "No, Leo." "One, two, three, four." "You have to go in." "That's how we always play it." "Then you've always played it wrong." "It says you can do either." "Well, then I lose." "It's only a game." "If you're a sore loser, you can't play anymore." "You don't belong here." "They should have kept you in the institution." "Dangerous idiot!" "You can all drop dead!" "We're here!" "Who wants coffee?" "Coffee." "Yes, nice." "I'll take Nel's too." "Coffee, Guus?" "Coffee, Piet?" "No, thanks." "Piet, sausage or cheese?" "I'm not hungry." "Are you ill?" "Leave me alone." "What's wrong with Piet?" "I think he misses Dirk." "Leave him alone." "He'll be alright." "Can I have an apple?" "Shall I put it on you?" "Our ice queen's defrosting." "Don't you like it?" "Yuck, a worm." "Hey, is that hard?" "Can I try?" "Hell, no." "A couple of months ago, we slept together for the first time." "And now my boyfriend says I lied when I said... that he was my first boyfriend." "Because I wasn't a virgin." "He says it hurts when a girl sleeps with someone for the first time." "Relax." "It's alright, guys." "Still waters run deep." "Calm down now!" "Is anything wrong?" "No." "Guus, come here." "Can we join in the fun too?" "Where are the others?" "I thought we had a nice day out." "Sit down!" "There." "It's indecent." "In the open air." "We've all been young." "Sit here, girl." "Lemonade, Leo?" "No, thanks." "It's not true!" "Joke, how could you do that?" "What do you want with that fatso?" "Stay out of it, Piet." "Sneak!" "Pervert!" "Fatso!" "Dirty meatball!" "Coward." "I think Piet's jealous." "Yes, I feel sorry for him." "What a drag." "What's he doing now?" "Here, creep!" "That's enough, guys." "Let go, Leo." "Calm down." "Come on, Piet." "Get lost." "I don't want to have anything to do with you all." "Piet!" "Piet, come back." "NO SMOKING" "Get lost!" "Are you leaving, Piet?" "No, I'm not." "Can't you read?" "Give it to that fat monkey face." "He can learn a thing or two." "He saved you." "Saved me?" "I just went for a swim." "Why do you hate Leo so much?" "Don't turn things around, Robert." "Why do you think he wanted to move in here?" "Because he's a filthy sadist." "Come, come." "He's always trying to put me down." "But Dirk knew how to deal with him." "He only had to look at him and the coward would crawl away." "And Dirk isn't here anymore." "Just so you don't forget." "I haven't forgotten Dirk." "I wish you'd think about it overnight." "No way, I'm out of here." "We'll miss you." "Drop dead." "You can always come back." "Asshole!" "Who's that?" "The milkman." "Half a litre of custard and two margarine." "No problem, madam." "The door's open." "What do I owe you?" "Hello, mother." "Piet." "What are you doing here?" "Did you run away?" "What's this?" "Hello, Mr Langeveld." "I just wanted to say hello." "Couldn't you have called first?" "Now I can't offer you anything." "The milkman." "I'll be right back." "Go in." "Well?" "How's it going there?" "Quite alright." "We've moved." "Yes, I heard." "Nice house, isn't it?" "A villa." "The average Joe can't afford that." "We also have two women now." "Nurses." "No, they're clients too." "Do they call you clients, these days?" "You people must be doing a lot of screwing then." "Do the doctors know?" "Yes, of course." "We can marry too." "And make little clients." "Coffee or tea?" "Coffee." "Tea." "Coffee then." "Did you know they have women there too now?" "I see." "You live in a bit of a paradise." "Yes." "Yes, you can say that." "Big villa, food and drinks, savings account a nice bit of pocket money." "Aren't you ashamed?" "Why?" "They should put you in labour camps." "The lot of them." "Turks, Surinamese, unemployed... long-haired scum with their drugs and those so-called clients." "Work!" "I've had to do that too, all my life." "Screwing..." "Can you come here, Piet?" "Living the good life off our money." "Is that suitcase yours?" "Yes, it's got my groceries." "You can always sleep here if there's a problem." "Shall I take this in?" "Call him father." "He likes that." "Piet!" "Is Thea home?" "What do you want from her?" "She called." "It was very urgent." "I came over especially." "Well, you can leave especially too." "Bye Piet." "Get lost." "Don't be an ass." "How dare you even show your face here?" "I didn't do anything." "My wife and I had a very hard time after what happened with Dirk." "We don't want anything to do with it anymore." "Dirk was my best friend." "That's your business." "Don't bother us with it." "Just go." "Bye." "But where do I..." "sleep?" "Good evening, sir." "I'm looking for the price list." "You want information." "How much are your rooms?" "For one?" "It varies from 120 to 300 guilders, per night." "Breakfast included." "The 300 guilder room, does it have a bath?" "It's the Presidential Suite, sir." "Alright then." "One, two, three." "Could you fill this in?" "The keys, please." "1721 and 1722." "Good night." "You forgot to say where you live." "Your town." "I'm always on the road." "I'm an artist." "Look." "For how long can I book you in?" "I'll have to leave tomorrow." "I have a gig in Paris." "Could you wake me at 7, so I don't miss the plane?" "Of course, sir." "Walk the gentleman to his rooms." "Good night." "Hey asshole, wait for your turn." "That's an impressive work history." "Yes, I can do anything." "Can I see your references?" "What do you mean?" "References from where you worked." "I don't have them with me." "Then I can't register you." "Come back tomorrow and bring the letter... of resignation of your last employer." "For a possible allowance." "I'm not here for an allowance." "You won't find work that quickly." "A temporary allowance can help you out in the meantime." "This is the employment office." "Yes." "I want work." "I understand." "Bring the paperwork tomorrow, before 10:30 AM." "And we'll make sure everything's alright." "See you tomorrow." "Yes." "Bye." "Stop it, man." "You're wasting your money." "What?" "Just go to welfare." "But I want to work." "Show-off." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "What's the cute animal?" "Karel." "Say something to the lady." "Does your other birdie whistle as well?" "Yes, but it can't talk." "Don't you want to come in?" "For you, fifty, darling." "Come back a bit longer." "No, I can't do that." "I still have to pay the rent." "Hurry up." "Pay." "A hundred." "You said fifty." "I said a hundred." "No, you said fifty." "Don't be a pain or I'll get my boyfriend." "I don't have that much more." "What's the problem, doll?" "He only wants to give me fifty." "We agreed on a hundred." "Only a hundred?" "He seemed so honest." "Tell me honestly." "A hot girl." "Best ass of Amsterdam." "Did you really think you could do her for fifty bucks?" "Out of your mind." "For the tramway." "Get lost!" "Karel, say something." "Nice day, isn't it?" "Have you got a guilder for me?" "They took everything from me." "Women, I bet." "I know all about it." "It was only one woman." "One woman's too much for a thousand men." "Vondel." "I can talk to you." "That's it for today." "I'm going home." "Do you have a room available?" "With or without bath?" "With, please." "Up the stairs, You can't miss it." "Thank you." "Good to have you back, Piet." "What a surprise." "Don't get up." "I won't be here for long." "I just came to get my mail." "There's nothing for you." "You should never leave again." "How are your piles?" "Won't you stay for dinner?" "No." "My girlfriend's waiting for me." "You did that quickly." "Is she sweet?" "Yes, and beautiful." "The best ass of Amsterdam." "I'd like to see her." "I'll come over with her one day." "I'll be off again, then." "I can't be late at work." "Say hello to Alex." "If you stay a bit, you'll see him." "No, I have to go again." "Forward my mail to my mother." "Robert has the address." "You won't see me for a while." "Candy for the road?" "Thanks." "Well, bye." "Bye, Piet." "It's not funny." "It's sad." "Karel's gone." "Isn't he inside?" "And my suitcase's gone too." "Now I've got nothing left." "Happy Birthday to you..." "Happy Birthday, dear Piet..." "Hurray!" "Hurray!" "Will you stay now?" "What about your girlfriend?" "Did you believe that?" "Are you saying I'm lying?" "Do you want me to hit you again?" "There we go again."