"I always love the airplanes, man." "Not just toys but the real ones too." "We live right next to the airport." "My mom would put my stroller outside" "while she hung clothes on the line." "She always told that someday it will be me" "Getting on one of those planes going someplace." "Well, I guess it didn't exactly work out that way." "Excuse me." "final announcement for worldwide airline flight 119" "I'm sorry, sir." "Your dog is too big to be on the plane." "You'll have to check him." "Wait, wait, wait." "No, no, no." "He is not that big." "Well, those are the rules." "You will have to check your dog." "Or consider taking another airline." "Come on, man." "I can't just," "Come on, J. Come on." "Don't worry, sir." "We'll take good care of him." "please do." "He is my little boy right there." "I will see you when I get off." " Excuse me." "Thank you." " Enjoy your flight." "Our in-fIight movie with be Secrets of the Ya Ya Sister Hood" "Starring Sandra Bullock and ashley Judd." "This is hit." "This album is fire." "Chicken or beef?" "Chicken, I will have the chicken." " Excuse me." " This smell good." "Chicken or beef?" "I am at the chicken." "I Iike the smell." "That was our last chicken." "I'm afraid I just have Stragenoff." "So why do you ask me what I wanted?" "What's in that?" "The beef." "I will have that." "It was good." "Are you all right, sir?" " Where is the bathroom?" " Straight down." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "So loose." "We ask you return to your seat." "Turn on the fasten seat-beIts on." "I can't get up." "My ass is stuck" "I don't wanna die like this." "There is a guy locked in the bathroom and he is stucked on the toilet." "Press the main release discharge valve." "That should get him loose." "J!" "Murderer." "Murderer." "You killed my dog, man." "You all is going to pay for this." "If I've to go to every talk show in America, you all are going to pay." "Oprah, Dr field Fitch" "Well 6 Apart," "Showtime In The ParIo." "I swear you're gonna pay for this." "You all treat people like this." "That's what happened." "What exactly is your occupation?" "I am an entrepreneur." "I see." "So, I guess it's fair to say you don't have a job." "No, you know I do something on the house." "Tell me something about your businesses." "Any of them ever make any money?" " No." " exactly." "So, who would be correct to say that you're nothing more" "Than a dead beat looking for a quick dollar, right?" "Wait a minute." "Wait, wait, wait." "That's not fair." "Order." "Your Honour, can I say something, please?" "Be brief." "I watched my mum struggled to raised me on next to nothing." "Working for guys like you." "And I always knew that," "That I have to make my own way no matter what." "I might not had some fancy education or," "Fortune 500 business but," "But I am trying." "I mean my mum always told me that," "You can't be successful until you try." "That's all I am doing." "Thank you, Your Honour." "Will the foreman please read the verdict." "Case number 077861, Mishan Wafe versus worldwide airlines," "We find for the plaintiff and" "Award him damages in the amount of $100 million." "Jackpot!" "Yo, cousin." "We did it." "We did it." "What do you mean we?" "I ain't see your ass get stucked in the airplane's toilet." "Whatever." "I said we use the first 20 Mill in Rio." "The next 20 Mill, Bangkok." "Come on, man." "You're my cousin." "I'm not going to forget about you." "The way you look out for me while we're growing up." "That doesn't mean I'll let you convince me fucking this money off." "Shit, it was genius." "Come on." " It was genius." " Come on." "We lost all our damn money in a week." "Come on, man." "We're gonna do it straight this time, all right?" "We'll do something that we will be proud of." "Whatever it is, I am in." "There he is, there he is." "How is it to be the recipient of such a Iarge reward by the court?" "I mean it feels good, you know." "Justice have been served." "I tell you what, I trade all that money in and get back my dog." "How is the ass?" "My ass is fine." "It is sitting on a $100 million." "Can you tell us what you intend to do with all that money?" "I'll start my own airline." "No further question, please." "Mugg, take care of them." "I'll like to give a shout out to all 5 of my baby mama," "Everybody, a $100 million." "Come on, man." "You can't say nothing." "Oh honey, me too." "Everyday without you have been tortured for me." "What the hell is taking you so long?" " She's like 200 years old." " I know." "Okay, Mr Hunkee?" "I got good news and bad news." "The bad news is that your flight 114 to JFK has been canceled." "But the good news is we've been able" "To find another airline that can accomodate you this evening." "See." "Even dad thinks you're cute." "Get off me." "Such a whore." "What did you say?" "There you are." "4 tickets for flight 069" " Great." " On NWA." "What you'll wanna do is go to Gate 1, that's terminal X." "And we will send your luggage on down for you." "Thank you for all your help." "I appreciate it." " Good luck." " Thanks." "Hey, sweetie." "Don't get it greasy." "It is very expensive." "I know." "I bought it." "Now, a gentleman always carry a lady's bag." "So, why are you carrying hers?" "Be kind, son." "I play my cards right, she'll be your future mother figure." "That's scary." "Hi." "flight 114 to JFK." "You've to move, lady." "You got to get off the way." "Baby, come on now." "Give me a second." "Okay, girl." "You must not know who I am." "Mishan Wafe, baby." "I own NWA." "Dad, I am just trying to help." "I appreciate that, son." "You know what, son." "would you hold this?" "It's getting a little warm in here, I think." "Come on, Iet's do it, son." " Let's do it." " Not in front of everyone." " Are you ready?" " No, dad." "In front of everyone?" "Come on." "Come on, honey." "Come on, come on." "We are family." "Dad, too fast." "Dad, too fast." "Where the hell is terminal X?" "relax, honey." "Didn't we just have a great vacation at "cracker land"?" "No, give me that stupid hat." "Leave it." "You know what would be great?" "Going to Hawaii alone." "Listen, you know the deal." "I only get to see my kids every other weekend." "Billy, where is your sister?" "Heather." "You can't just walk away from the family." "If you want to go somewhere, you got to ask permission first." "Dad, I am 18 years old." " She's 17." " She's 17." " You are 17." " Fine," "For a couple more hours, I am 17." "And then I will be 18." "And I can party and have sex." " Sex?" " Yeah, sex." "Missionary, doggy style, rocking the baby," "Getting tea bag, playing the trombone while I'm tossing his salad." "Hands job, ear job, blow job." "Getting a prom necklace, riding the Ballony," " That's enough!" " No," "With whoever I want, whenever I want." "And best of all, I won't have to listen to you." "Can you believe that?" "What came after getting tea bag?" "Something about the trombone." "Okay, everybody." "congratulations." "You guys have been Punk!" "There's camera everywhere, right, son?" "We will be back in like with 5 maids with the release form." "Oh, shit." "terminal MaIcom X." "Roscows, chicken and waffles." "You've to go to 2 places but there you got the one." "This is a terminal?" "Check out the car." "This place has everything." "There's a basketball court." "Get your short ass on" "Look at my ass, you're so stupid." "Never think short." "I don't know about all that but if" "DenzeI walk his fine sexy ass in here right now," "I am taking the rest of the day off." "And get straight down with the get down." " You know what I am saying?" " girl, Iet me tell you," "DenzeI is nice but I Iike the young Turks." "Shanice." "Go, Shanice." "It's your birthday." "We're going party like it's your birthday." "We're going to party like it's my birthday." "Look at this little nigger here." "Look more like 5 Cent." "Can't you read?" "The sign said put all middle size objects in the container." "Take your ass on." "Get on back." "Get your ass back." "Shit going off 'cause shitting too." "That's why he's going off." "hold it, hold it." "You keep fucking the rhymes." "Now move it along." "Move it along." "You wanna say something?" "You wanna say something?" "I ain't slap a bitch in 2 weeks." "Yeah, I got a whole lot of strike to slap a bitch on." "Damn." "So you Iike that, huh?" "You're gonna love this." "hold on for me." "I won't be needing those in this flight." "The sweet smell of sand." " Hunkee." " Yeah." "GameIo, you know I used to play basketball with you in High school?" "That's right, that's right." "We used to call you the Paper Boy." "Yeah, that was it." "I am a mailman now." "That's good." "My dad is a mailman too." " Government job pay very well." " You don't understand." "I play for the Lakers now." "Right." "I don't think you understand." "I used to play with you." "You can't shoot, remember?" "That's why we never pass you the ball." "And I thought it was because I was the only brother on the team." "No, no, no." "It's because you suck." "I suck?" "What're you gonna do?" "Go all postal on me, Mr mailman?" "What's going on, fellows?" "My man." "When the buzzer pop, nigger, you stop." "Do you all know who I am?" "Well, I don't give a damn about who you are." "Let your low ass take one more step," "We'll bury your ass and the fake ass Iguana shoes you're wearing." "Ladies, it's me." "Nishan Wafe." "Owner of this airline." "I mean, remember, I hired you all." " It's him." " There you go." "There's little more like it right there." "Yes, it is him." "You're that little nigger guy his ass caught in the toilet seat." "All right." "Go take your little cute rich ass on through." "Go ahead, little" "Bet that ass still tight in." "I hope we won't lose our bit over this." "My tooth is hurting." "Don't you say shit ass for a year." "You have melted the whole side of my damn," "Okay, I know I should have get the new Star." "Check out the safety ready." "I am a little nervous." "I heard someone said this is the first flight for this airline." "Honey, the FAA is very strict about who they let flying airline," "So it's gonna be okay, believe me." "Yeah, I know but I think we're the only white people on the plane." "Honey, no, we're not." "Maybe it is a coincidence." "Like a family reunion or," "Million Man March." "Hey, what are you," "Stop that." "What's up, son?" "You know you Iike that." "You like that." "This is your card, dad." "I think I melted the sucker." "Put everything on" "I'll be right back." "I'll hello at the" "Shortie I saw at the basketball courts." "One love." "Where is my son?" " How you doing?" " I am good." "You feel wonderful." "That's my zipper." "That's too loud for a zipper." "What you got in there, we're going to find out." "I got a plane to catch." "Come with me." "Did you hear me, boy?" "I bet you never see a chocolate super deluxe woman like me before." "Have you?" "No, no." "I got a plane." "I got a plane to catch." "Where do you think you're going, player?" "We are fast now." "Which means I can violate every last one of your civil right." "Now, drop them." " DenzeI." " DenzeI?" "Look, lady." "I just want to," "Drop them" "Show me that ass, baby." "Turn around." "girl, there was peanut butter everywhere." "I told him I don't care if you're a diplomat," "I don't wanna be into that position." " girl, I ain't no circus freak." " Okay." "You did the right thing." "Try that once." "The doctor still can't find his left..." "It's up there somewhere." "Give me his address." "I will find." "Muggsy." "Not now." "Where is the pilot you hired, man?" " Come on," " It's not come on right now." "This is suppose to take off in 20 minutes, he's still not here." "calm down, little Bow Wow." "He'll be here, all right?" " Look, there." " Who, him?" " Yeah, him." " Right there?" " Right there." "Him." " Him?" " Him right there?" " Yeah, him right there." "I didn't told you to hired a black pilot." "What is that?" "Look, man." "I did what you ask me to, okay?" "Look, there are only 2 black pilots around." "And one of them fly for Puffy." "How Puffy get the first one?" "Don't worry, don't worry." "Be cool, son." "What's up, baby?" "Nishan, Captain Matt." "Captain Matt, this is Nishan." "Hey, you're late, man." "Look here." "Don't worry about me being late." "What am I gonna do here?" "I'm going to take these of yours up another thousand feet" "We're going to be there 5 minutes early." "You know, real slick like hair..." "Can you dig it?" "Oh yeah, I can dig it." "You mean you're really gonna do that?" "No, I am just fucking with you." "You two know each other." "He was fucking with me." "Muggs, I am really not playing right now." "I am not, Muggs." "I was looking at your resume, man." "I see here that you flew in Desert storm." "That's pretty impressive." "No, actually that's a, I drove in desert storm." "I am sorry." "What?" "What did you say?" "I put all the sand in the bottom." "Fuck our racks," "You know what I am saying?" "That was me." "Secret agent." "Matter of fact, I shouldn't talk about that right now." "That's classified." "What the fuck." "Do you even know how to fly a plane, man?" "I got my wings when I got out." "That's when you got out." "You're right, you know." "plus, I don't really have another choice right now." "Where is your uniform?" "You're looking at it." "I don't wear no square suits." "I am a player." "We ride spinners." "We ride spinners." "Ride spinners, you ride on bombs." "You know, that's classified." "I'm gonna tell you what." "Get us there safe." "Can you do that?" "There's something else, Muggs." "Excuse me, man." "Where the cockpit?" " You got that?" " My whole bag." "Do I pay you to talk on the phone?" "Look at the Captain." "He is too cute." "Hi, captain." "Hi, flyboy." "I just love the look of a man in uniform." "I Iike the look of a man out of uniform even better." "This is a cool shit." "Fit for real nigger." "Captain Mack reporting to duty." "How you doing, Capt?" "I am flight engineer." "You ever met Gaemen?" "Yeah man, I just saw one of your mother fucker in the hall way," "That nigger is to me." "It's Gaemen." "I am leslie Gaemen." "Your co-piIot." "It's a very prestigious African name." "Not like gay man." "Like 2 man fucking together." "Naked in the bedroom." "I Iike pussy like you." "Everybody will be pregnant by the end of this flight." "First class, right this way, Big Daddy." "welcome to NWA." "Hi." "This is great." "Okay, you all on low class." "Low class, straight back." "This is nice too." "Dad, it actually isn't that bad." "What kind of operation is this?" "It's not so bad." "All right, here we are." "Here we are." "Row 17." "Honey, you sit here." "You give some black man some money." "This airline is gonna look just," "This is a sexy plane, you know." "This is alligator," "Before the plane takes off, daddy." "Can I help you, sir?" "I am just trying to find my seat." "That is nice cushions they got on this new planes indeed." "This is suppose to be 7 47" "The president should fly on this plane." " Hello, sir." " Baby, how you doing?" " I'm going to show you to your seat." " So nice of you." "Let me shake your hands." "Oh boy." "That is nice." "Look at this." "The sound is so beautiful in here." "Wait a minute." "Somebody got some nice perfume." "What is that?" "Viktoria don't tell nobody?" " No." " Is that," "Busorini." "Not Busorini either." "I Iike people that don't talk back." "How's it get?" "I Iike that." "Where are you, baby?" "There you are." "Get me a and a cooler bag." "You know I am scare to fly." "You know, I am use to riding buses." "My little nephew sits me on the first class." "You smell good too." "I am having some fun on this plane here." "So, you're gonna be," "You gonna go ahead to low class, okay?" "You ain't going to nowhere without us, Osama." "If you got to go to the bathroom, we going with you." "She holding and I'm shaking, player." "That's right." "cool you all, cool you all, we got this." "We security up in here" " Hi." " Hi, how are you?" "This is the nicest plane I have ever seen." "First class is incredible." "girl, this plane is off the hook." "Have you seen the owner?" "No, I haven't." "He is young, black and from the pictures I have seen," " He looks so good." " Sure is great." "please direct your attention to this" "Screen in front of you for a safety video." "What is this?" "Now, you got on our plane and you'll be listening" "You better just do as we say or you will be missing" "Better put your safe belt on or you will be dying" "Crazy than you for not flying" "Now, we direct to you on this occasion" "Where you decide on this vacation" "There is a fire vent that will be smoking" "You're a survivor." "You'll not be dying" "You will survive if you keep on flying" "You're a survivor." "You don't go down there" "You will survive." "You got your mission" "You're a survivor." "You will not be dying" "You're a survivor." "You keep on flying" "You're a survivor." "You don't go down there" "You'll survive." "You got your mission" "You are a survivor" "You will survive!" "There's the owner right there." "Hello everybody and welcome to NWA airlines." "NWA safety is a very important part of flying," "But come on, Iet's be real." "If something is going wrong, we will all go down, right?" "Is that suppose to be funny?" "I am just kidding." "I am playing." "Fun comes first so please," "Sit back, relax and enjoy your flight." "You're a survivor." "You are." "Come on now, stop it." "God bless America." "Giselle." "What are you doing?" "Giselle, can you wait a minute, please?" "What, Nishan?" "What do we possibly have to talk about?" "You look great." "How you been?" "I have been fine." "Just fine." "Is that all?" "Actually, no." "I was doing something and I want to talk to you." "Can I at Ieast talk to you?" "Giselle, where do you wanna go?" "The door is close." "What is this?" "Someone step up, Nishan." "Because I told you I didn't want to go to NYU" "I want to stay close to Nishan." "You always dream of going to NYU." "And now they offer you a full scholarship." "And you telling me you're not going" "Because of some little nigger..." "Dad, I am sorry but I can't leave Nishan." "I Iove him and he love me." "Hey, baby." "This is not a good time right now." "It's no easy way for me," "For me to say this but this doesn't work for me anymore." "What?" "Us, this relationship is just," "I am way too young and this is getting a way too serious," "What are you talking about, Nishan?" "I am young too." "It's getting too serious." "I can't do this anymore." "I can't." "No, Nishan." "You got a change of $50?" "You got a change of $50, man?" "Not right now, Muggs." "Not now?" "I was wondering if I couId," "trouble you for a drink." " Ain't no drink down there." " Hell there ain't." "You know, I don't know if I've told you this but," "I speak a little EspanyoI." "Really?" ""I bet you have the tiniest penis."" "testicles, 1, 2." "testicles, 1, 2." "This is your soul plane" " Captain Mack speaking." " He sounds nice." "welcome aboard NWA flight 069." "From 310 to the 212." "In a second, I'll be hitting the switches" "And getting this bitch hopping and jumping." "Screw your shit on tight." "And enjoy the flight." "What did he say?" "Oh, he was just saying that be leaving in a couple of seconds so," "Put your seat-beIts on, it makes you a bit tight." " Why didn't he say so?" " exactly." "Gaemen, I want you to go secure the cockpit." "This mother fucker is locked." "My nigger." "Now we're ready to roll." "Nigger got switches in these mother fucker, huh?" "Shit, it work." "This mother fucker hot." "Oh my God." "It bounce with me." "Front and back." "Side to side." "Like an elephant." "I have the perfect music for this." "Yes, I have it right here." "hold on, man." "hold the fuck on." "No, man." "You got to turn the bullshit off, man." "You can't be riding on that bullshit, man." "Don't you insult my music." "Whatever, get the fuck out of here." "I am the captain in this mother fucker shit." "Captain, what the hell is wrong with you?" "Man, I am afraid of heights." "Afraid of heights?" "!" "She's 17." "Honey, I'm going to excuse myself and go to the restroom." "Okay." "I think I'm going to check out the plane a little bit." "Oh my sweet black jesus." "Hey, good evening." "I didn't know anybody was in here." "I'll come back later." "Why?" "I'm still going to be here." "I tell you what, you take care of your business, I take care of mine." "You know, I just don't feel comfortable," "I will just hold it." "You don't want to do that." "Why don't you just sit down and make yourself at home?" "I am sorry." "We don't get that many..." "That is a nice." "I ain't see one of it since Lime and Jefferson." "You know whatever happen to Lime, I think, I thought he was," "would you mind?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "little fellow kind of shy." " God damn." " Sorry." "Well, I guess you can't have the lightning without the thunder." "Somebody still like that fart, I see." "You know, I think this is a false alarm." "I better go back to my seat." "false alarm?" "Man, the pain is..." " It must be a big one." " Yeah." " It's big." " I got just the thing." "I can't believe that, that," "This is you." "So, you subscribe the black?" "This is the first time I have picked it up." " Freezing that day." " Really?" "You could never tell that from the picture." "You know, usually the problem is," "I'm always hanging out the bottom of my boxers." "Oh my goodness." "Hi." "I think you're in my seat." "Hi, honey." "This is Jerome." " Hi." " Hello." "Jerome was just telling me about how he hangs the bottom of his boxers." "That's nice." "Well, they are about to serve dinner" "So you might want to go back to your chair." "Yeah, you are right." "It was nice meeting you and," " It was nice meeting you too." " Nice meeting you too, Jerome." "Bye." "Oh my god, is that him?" "That thing has a face on it." "No, but it's gonna." "Are you all right, sir?" "Of course I am all right." "I will make the announcement." "No, you won't." "Give me this mother fucker." "I will make the announcement." "I am the captain." "Ladies and gentleman, we've reach the altitude of 33, 000 feet." "33, 000 feet?" "Oh shit, man." "We fucking at the Source Award." "This shit don't make no mother fucker to be this high." "Man, I feel sick." "Oh fuck." "Ain't this some shit." "What the hell is going on here?" "Man, this nigger is afraid of heights." "How the hell you could be afraid of heights when you're the damn captain?" "I never been off the ground before, man." "We flew on computer simulators." "That's not what you told me, man." "You told me that you got your way and you got the airforce." "No, I didn't, man." "I told you I got my way when I got out." "When I got out of the facility." "You learn how to fly in the prison?" "Hey, man." "Don't get mad 'cause" "I spent your money to get a good education." "Me and my homeboys past the test with flying colours." "Those are his niggers." "The taliban." "Okay, you know." "I'm going to tell you what." "You all better fix it." "Gaemen, Captain Mack." "I don't give a damn." "I don't give a damn." "Fix it." "Put this shit on auto-piIot." "I feel to go to the lavatory." "I got to poo-poo." " What are you doing?" " Counting my tips." "Your tips?" "Your tips from where?" "Back there." "Hey, nigger." "Nishan, what's going on?" "Hey, man." "You mind if I get in?" "hold on, hold on, hold on." "What's up, baby?" "Are you in?" "What?" "Business class, right?" "Yeah, it is." "So, I'm running this mother fucker like Vegas." "Look, we got a cock fight we're setting up in 10 minutes." "Are you in?" "Cock fight?" "I am in." "No." "Let me tell you over here." "hold it down." " Damn, I'm feeling this shit." " No, you don't." "But I won't let you back up again." "I should just buy the table." "The kid's hot." "He is good." "You know, Muggs." "I'm not even gonna make a scene in here." "I can't even look at you Iike that." "Just answer me this, Muggs." "Where the fuck do we get the money for this?" "That's what you told me." "That's where I got smart ass." "Check this out." "I..." "on the Iow class section." "Fucking cheap bastards, right." "Happen mother fucker of your side of family anyway." " So, fuck them?" " Yeah, fuck them." "This is what I am gonna do, Muggs." "I am going back to the front." "When I get back here, I want this to be business class." " Okay, you got that, man." " You can do that for me?" " You got it, man." " My man." "Thank you, Muggs." "One more thing, come here." "Come here for me." "I know that you've the only white boy on this plane." "Do you know he was 12 years old, Muggs?" "And he winning too." "I'm about to send the little mother fucker back to his seat." "Someone call the cops." "'Cause I am killing this" "Give me some, give me some." "Give me some." "All right, all right, I am ready." "I am ready." "I am ready." "would you Iike champagne or wine?" "We will have champagne." "would you Iike Movet or crystal?" ""Motit."" "Movet." "please, I know you've a drinking problem." "So, please drink slowly." "That's for you." "please don't swallow your ice this is all I afford to give you" "Hello" "Hi" "would you Iike coke-45 or "AIezec"" "Maybe you could explain what those are" "Oh my pleasure" "Coke-45, taste like Iiquated beer..." "And it sIeaks up on you out of certain" "And "AIezec" all is my favorite, it's from France..." "It's cognac, it's very fruity..." "I guess I'll have that" "Wise choice" "Do you have anything for shorty over here?" "Yeah I've " Shorty-40"" "No...do you've any whole milk?" "Sir, there's NestIe..." "But I do have Puerto Rico which is Lactic..." "I'll see what I can do" "Tonite we're serving a plate of "Grumesor" food..." "would your choice be Lobsters and Fillet..." "I'll have the fillet" "Gracia senorita" "And for you, sir?" "I ordered special cosher meal "Yak Buei"" "Excuse me?" "It's fried chicken and harsIet" "Lobster and Fillet or duck?" "I think that Fillet...." "AIrite just take a breast or wing or a leg..." "And pass it back, exactly" "And you guys share your napkins with your neighbor... 1 for every 2 people, sharing is caring..." "Don't get greedy, 1 piece" "Hi, would you Iike another 1?" "No thank you" "I thought I was coming here and..." "Someone is strolling down memory lane" "No.." "I'm just...you know..." "checking all things..." "Make sure it's ok that's all" "Yeah rite" "I know that look" "I had that same look of regret after I ran into Li..." "My little asian butterfly" "We had a world's end romance" "That ended in hot break..." "And stomach pumping" "When I saw him again I try to apologise..." "But I couldn't..." "I just feel so bad, leaving him in the hospital..." "Did you just allude me?" "A little" "What the hell that sick ass has to do with me..." "I never left nobody in the hospital feel with nothing" "It means, Mr Right, if you've a chance..." "To make the things rite again you should take it" "And who knows what could've happened?" "Lee had plenty secrets to show me" "That...thank you, ok" "You're welcome, ok" "How much Coke-45 to use to mix and get bubbling..." "probably half and half" "Do you mind if I sit down?" "This is your plane" "Come on, you really doesn't have to be like this" "How it supposed to be?" "Some loser guys" "Just let it go, ok" "Same here would be someone to talk to you" "You just disappeared I didn't even hear from you" "I was 3000 miles away, I tried to get in touch with you" "Just let it go" "I don't know what smells better" "This meal or your delightful perfume" "Thank you, you're too kind" "No, a Iot of smart women define blind means sexy..." "Do you know why?" "No, but I'm sure you're about to tell me en you loose 1 sense, makes your other sense is stron!" "I've more the sense to touch than every man" "please!" "She stayed up for 15 years..." "So people crazy about me..." "They love me" "They don't say" "Don't say?" "I do say!" "That's what I'm talking about..." "people love me, this thing was here..." "This thing got eyes on them..." "It just like 2020 vision" "Do you know of me?" "they..." "Wait a minute..." "Move your legs out away..." "Move the dress a little bit gal" "Moist, that's the titty you can be" "You got a little pottIe here!" "Wow..you big too!" "you ain't no baby" "This is wonderful I Iove it big stuff like this" "You can go in and just let yourself go!" "Come on I'm gonna let myself go..." "I'm feeling something too" "I don't use it, go this quick!" "I'm going...!" "Where's my Yank...?" "Excuse me?" "It's cool, I'm the attendant" "You can set it from now, my brother?" "I'm just gonna wash my hands" "I got a wild woman sits next to me.." "Look what I got?" "Sticky piggy, here you go!" "Hey brother, I ain't wash that one I wash that one" "I Iove that freaky shit" "Man, this only way you got sticky piggy is..." "You were sitting next to miss Potato Head" "You know what, just because you're blind" "Or I'm goona whop your ass" "Look like a disco maniac, you son of the bitch!" ""AIrite you seek your time win, motherfuckers"" ""The more dough the more they shout"" ""Now, are you a player?" "..."" ""It's a player, am I rite?"" ""That was sucks"" ""See we don't pop color in MW way"" ""We pop dollars"" ""You heard me?"" ""You can afford be in this class..."" ""You can afford some business ass"" ""Kink of play, that was sucks!"" "Thanks man" "What the hell is going on here, man?" "Where?" "Here!" "Where?" "Mug!" "Here, what is this?" "These all good up in here, baby" "You know we got Asian Persuade" "I got it all in my little shopping more" "Mug!" "what is this should I get?" "Come on 1st gambling and now this?" "This is illegal, man illegal?" "FFA legal?" "No, what're you talking about?" "I ain't lose in the ass" "You don't even know what stick me over rite now" "Listen to me it isn't the point, man" "This is a family airline, ok..." "You got ladies up here" "The show do!" "Mug, you don't laugh at me..." "Listen to me, we aren't in the hood no more" "If something going wrong it's in my ass" "It isn't yours, it's all me!" "And you got these kind of..." "Goddam!" "she got a fat ass!" "3, you gotta count 3 and get back to the way it was" "Hey Sean..." "What is this, man?" "What it looks like?" "It like a cake, man" "It's for you" "That's rite, the gals wanna show their appreciation..." "For everything you've done" "All they wanna talk about is how smart and cute you are!" "So cute" "Oh, so smart" "Well I'm real in maths..." "Even as a child..." "My mum give me maths problem..." "Like 2x2, I replied "4 "!" "Yeah..." "I was that good, as a child" "So if you could stick around for a minute..." "I'm pretty sure you could make the ladies very very happy 1 slice of cake for her..." "I can do that..." "So you give me a piece of cake" "Ok, yeah..." "I tell you what..." "I'm gonna eat your cake..." "When I come back I want this back to the way it was" "You got it!" "." "Thank you" "AIrite you square ass motherfuckers..." "For the next 10 minutes..." "All dancers are half price" "Do you Iike the cake" "I do" "You want some more of that?" "Ok, I Iike that" "Oh my god!" "Move!" "gals get it together!" "You gotta get off the pool!" "Hey baby, why is that?" "They're something you can commit to" "You talking about this?" "I just do my job, that's all" "Yeah , looks like you're a workaholic" "And I was thinking that I was too hard on you before" "You should be the man now" "Wait, Giselle..can you..." "You ready for this now?" "Yeah!" "You ready?" "Oh yeah, Teddy" "Wait..." "What the hell are you doing in here?" "You know that's the problem to you you talk too much" "A woman like that she wants a man likes action" "I was wonder if you can help my friend being here" "He needs you to take him back to the seat" "I believe I know where he's sitting" "Knock that out 1st" "You don't need the whole out of space" "Superman changing in a phone booth" "Man, this rite here!" "What the hell is this?" "See, this is the episode of real scene" "Are you sure about this?" "Trust me" "All you gotta do is to have a safety work" "You crazy bitch, you stop choking me!" "This one you bump me the good shake" "Stop your bitch ass complaining and give me what you've promised" "I can't feel you dick but I ain't complaining" "Don't stop, 5 more seconds...!" "No..." "No?" "You didn't cum?" "Man, this isn't not the way it happens of real sex" "This is some real bullshit!" "And all the excited alteration at the moment..." "You see that, "David"..." "Did you see that, "David"?" "This motherfucker on our pirate ship is cool as hell, man" "relax, motherfucker, I should be captain on this plane 10 years with Cucoo AireIines..." "Cucoo airlines we'll treat you with love and respect" "I'm here..." "with this nigger" "Nigger, shut the fuck up with that African mumble jumble bullshit!" "I ain't go with that Cucoo airlines shit" "I'm the captain" "I don't care" "I shall kill you!" "Captain, this is HetIer Hunkee" "She wanna see our cockpit" "Hi, what do you think?" "black cockpit are huge!" "I've seen once my own before and they're super small" "You like them big huh" "Hell!" "yes!" "How old are you HetIer?" "I'm just turn 18" "Is that rite?" "Attention all players..." "The upper deck will he opened for your enjoyment" "We've a passenger who just turned 18 years old" "Her name is HetIer Hunkee" "And she's 1 cute little hottie with a whole of her body" "Oh yeah she'll be up stair..." "So all passenger come up here and keep her company" "Go!" "Good to see you!" "This is helen, she's turned to 18 today" "Happy Birthday" "Thank you" "What can I get for you?" "Surprised me" "I got you sweety" "Gorgeous!" "Happy Birthday" "Thank you" "AIrite, have a good time I gotta go to up stairs" "Keep an eye on her" "I will" "And not that kind of eye" "please, captain, I just want..." "Hey, Nigger!" "what point you ain't fly this motherfucker plan, you understand?" "Sit the fuck back and enjoy the ride, do you know what I mean?" "What're you doing?" "you fool" "Man, I can get no motherfucker dried ass mushroom.." "And get me high no motherfucking way" "That White's medic are shit" "This is African mushroom they're very dangerous..." "They can kill you!" "You ate 15 of them, these are top of the skin" "I crushed them all, and I...put them..." "For my itching" "Motherfucker, you got crab?" "Keep laughing, it isn't funny!" "The Africa cover is very aggressive" "They can kill you!" "This is crazy fuck, man!" "Come on, they're dangerous they can kill you!" "Fuck!" "Excuse me?" "Motherfucker, did you just touch me?" "Yeah I wanna get up to the club" "You're on the list?" "What list?" "The goddam guest list..." "Are you on it?" "I don't know" "You don't know?" "What's your name?" "elvis Hunkee" "I don't even know a route in state down like that, homy" "Well, maybe it's under the king..." "Cause my friends call me "The King" my nick name" "How is your friends?" "and you're no king motherfucker" "Rite...!" "Move!" "I ain't talking to you" "Come on...rite here" "AIrite, put it up..." "it's go time!" "Oh this is definitely a go time, motherfucker!" "You're about to get the best damn ass whopping!" "I hope that little bitch looking forward of worth die" "Cause that little bitch is my daughter" "Your daughter?" "Why you stick like shit, man?" "I got 5 daughters, man" "The time I see her she just went ot my arms, man..." "Like " daddy..." we had a little tea time..." "She put a little cup and a little hat on and a little table..." "It was so beautiful..." "Yeah I ned to go up stairs" "I've never seen her though -yeah that's alrite" "Secure your shirt" "Ok" "Go and get your gal, man!" "Go and get your little gal" "Take care of your family, man" "Who's on the list?" "Yup, captain I gotta train the monster..." "What the hell takes him the game so long?" "Man, I don't know, I ain't his mama" "As the matter of fact, why don't you pay him ..." "And tell him to bring his bitch ass back up in here 911" "A catched gay man, you gotta go training the mob..." "Proceed to the cockpit immediately" "I won't mess that shit, if this were your home" "Cut!" "Who the hell say cut?" "Yeah, who the hell says cut?" "The director says cut, damn!" "I already know" "Come here..." "Is that YangYang over there?" "Yeah" "YangYang" "What's up!" "We got a ball...." "Why you all start move?" "Cause you came" "No...don't count on me I'm own" "The show is just me, I'm the boss of this" "Hey roll camera!" "I said roll it!" "I say roll camera" "That's my job" "That's his job" "Chris, I'm telling you, man..." "We need some sexy in this video" "Hey Tumiga, what the style you put on, gal?" "Ok, hold on..." "Watch this" "Is this cool?" "Yes, sir" "Tumiga, Iet's get in there" "Get over in there you go!" "Chris, I'm telling you, man..." "We need some ass in this video" "And it's off the hook" "Who is this kid?" "Roll camera!" "Here you're, sir" "Thank you" "Can I get a glass of Hipnop and some ice in it, please" "Coming rite up" "Don't just here and buy yourself..." "They've got a good time" "No thanks" "Are you ok?" "No" "What's going on?" "My son, Billy he doesn't wanna be anything like me" "He says I got no flavor" "And my daughter Heter, she's growing up so fast..." "It seems like yesterday I was teaching her how to ride biking" "Now, she's out there..." "Hey what's " Tea-Baging "?" "Oh, that's shit!" "That's how you take your balls rite..." "And you dip them in a freak mouth.." "And you keep going up and down" "You know what I'm saying like..." "But then you dip, rite?" "I got it" "Thank you" "I got a character to make" "Get to that subject though" "You raised your kid and eventually you know they're gonna move on" "You finally on pack" "You probably rite" "You're lucky man" "I wanna say that" "I mean she took me get everything I ever wanted to realise" "Then I lost the best thing I ever had" "What was her name?" "GiseIeI" "That's a beautiful name..." "I bet she's beautiful" "Very...very!" "Do you still love her?" "Of course I do" "Why don't you go do something about it?" "Listen, when I met my Barbara..." "I knew that moment I moved heaven and earth to be with her..." "I knew that she was worth it" "You seem happy now" "Not really" "That is my sorrow shoes with this tall model tike" "A real handsome black guy?" "Yeah" "Sitting in the Iow class?" "Yeah" "Got a dick like fire hose?" "Yeah" "Yeah, you lost her" "Can you give him another one, sweety?" "double" "Had you talked to her since?" "She can't talk, she got her vocal code damaged" "I can't believe it" "Man, if my baby's mama pay me 1 more time, I swear to god..." "What she wants?" "This motherfucker bitch wants some more money..." "Because she heard I got this job" "I can't really hold her now a day" "What?" "she's distorting you?" "That's messed up, man" "But you know what?" "If I grab this motherfucker to my mouth rite now it'll be a kinky shit for me" "Watch this" "Oh shit!" "My finger, oh shit!" "hold low, god!" "Oh shit!" "Oh shit!" "Here we go!" "This shit was funny..." "You fucking high though..." "You gonna scare me now" "Here you go" "I'm about to fall ride combat" "I'll put this badge to all of the pilot" "So I can enjoy myself" "Captain Mug just needed kick backing.." "Just enjoy this motherfucker situation" "Oh shit!" "Last mushroom must gonna take this to the head" "Dried mushroom" "Here you are, sir" "Hey that's my dad I need to go to talk to him" "Hey daddy" "Happy Birthday, HetIer" "You mad at me?" "No, actually I'm just glad to hear you call me daddy for Jesus..." "It's been a while you used shithead or asshole or something like that" "I'm sorry, it's just..." "I hate you with Barbara" "Barbara and I, aren't together anymore" "I'm still up set you mum aren't together" "I'm sorry about that honey" "But you mum is Dorithy now" "I Iike to be with your mum" "And I Iove to be with your mum and Dorithy" "But that isn't the point, what important is you know that I'm your dad" "No matter you're 18 or 48 or 88..." "I'm still protecting you, because I Iove you" "I Iove you too daddy" "I always be your little gal" "Rite" "I will" "What about all these stuff tonite?" "Don't worry, I didn't do anything" "Really?" "Yeah" "I mean I don't even know what half of that stuff is" "Come on what's "Tea-Baging" anyway?" "That's what when you get on the top..." "Dad?" "ApprentIy that's shit" "Can I take another "BIue-Drop"?" "What?" "It's a drink, dad" "Ok, I'll take a blow job with the gin stuck up my ass" "It's gonna be a drink too, rite?" "It's cool" "Look, Benie, I'm sorry and I want to make it up to you" "Come on, don't get this started DJ..." "Because you know you aren't gonna finish" "Why you bringing up old shit?" "You know that's my "hot spot"" "Ok..." "So what's the plan?" "hold on a second, I'll be rite back" "Good evening Capt?" "Is that cool I fuck come here?" "This is tight up here" "This is how you got your stuff lies, man" "I'm not gonna be around the bush, man.." "I get straight to the point..." "Because I know you're a busy, man" "Me and Margro we overly ambitious..." "You know break down in here" "Like...we were wonder...really like..ours our wonder..." "If...you know if you would let us coming in here" "And like em...you know like we get...do it" "cool!" "it's cool!" "I better go get it, man, and you probably get to see her tits" "Yo, I'll be rite back" "Hi this is Margro" "Hi Captain" "I know you got stuff to do..." "So we just go and do our thing, man" "It's cool..." "I Iike the way you doing that" "Suck it, Teddy!" "How is that" "It's good, Teddy..." "You're the king!" "you're the king!" "I take lick of that chocaIate pussy" "Rock it now!" "it's good!" "Oh shit!" "look at him" "He's dead!" "The Captain is dead...!" "I'll take care if it the captain dead!" "...this is what we're trying to do, man" "We gotta talk" "I'm so glad I wanna talk to you too" "The Captain is dead" "Dead?" "Ok, wait a minute..." "Are we talking about the tool part dead?" "..." "Maybe he's or maybe he isn't..." "I can check it back again" "I'm talking about dead like he can't fly this plane" "people out there're freaking out" "We hired him he wasn't a prison pilot.." "You know what?" "that's why we get the cool pilot for" "All we gonna do is to find Gaemen, because I hired him he's straight..." "He's professional and we should be cool" "Move your ass, baby" "Hey don't forget to squeeze my nipple like a cow" "would you Iike to see my Africa walking stick?" "Well it's no more a stick" "Hey Gaemen" "Move a bit!" "How're you, sir?" "I was taking a bath I was very dirty" "You're clean now, ladies" "That's ok, listen, I got an emergency..." "I need you to come and fly the plane" "The plane?" "Yeah" "Me?" "fly the plane?" "oh my God!" "Move out the way, move!" "You bitches move out the way, I've to fly the plane" "Oh shit!" "Does he feel hard?" "Gaemen?" "Goddam!" "What the hell am I supposed to do now?" "You gotta find someway to land this plane" "Listen, meet me in the cockpit, ok?" "Meet you?" "In the cockpit!" "I got 1 more..." "Here" "Mug...what's this shit, man?" "It's impossible for these people" "I gotta try something" "We've fucked them" "Are you sick..." "I don't know you" "Don't even matter" "I'm not running out like I always do" "I'm gonna face this shit" "You wanna go, go!" "If you gonna go, you gotta pull this!" "Hey, don't be grab in my coat..." "You gonna make my shuting ejected prematurely" "Don't let it touch it" "That's cool, hey Goddam" "Oh my God" "Not like this" "Listen Giselle..." "In case something happens it's some money to get off much as..." "I know you and I broke up" "I don't know if this is a rite decision..." "To make in this time, but..." "I don't want you to tolerate away because of me..." "As much as you know I'm sorry, Giselle..." "I'm so sorry for hurting you" "I mean if this is a big mistake about life" "For what's worth..." "I must stop loving you" "You better get in there" "You got a plane to lead" "Yeah" "I'm cool" "Mayday?" "SOS" "I said "SOS"" "Sean!" "What?" "Are you gonna cut the thermo, how you got the radio in?" "I don't know what to say" "I got soemthing..." "hello?" "This is Sean Wyeth owner NW airlines" "Yes, the black one" "No..wait...don't hang up!" "hello?" "Listen, can you please help us we got a situation here" "My pilot died..." "And I got people at the back of my plane..." "Asking for help and I came, hello?" "...hello?" "They put me on hold" "Yes, it's a musical..." "Why're you doing here, man?" "We're family, man" "family sticks together, no matter what" "We in this from the beginning we ride to the end" "Look at my watch!" "Watch yourself, Gis" "Excuse me, I represent 3/4 White people on board..." "I just wanna tell you fellas we're behind you 100o/o" "AIrite" "Thank you" "I'm just here to find another black box..." "So I can read my big black ass around" "Now, I've that right charlie..." "And the destructible motherfucker from 30,000 feet..." "You know what I really wanna thank you all for giving me this confidence" "I really feel it..." "I do!" "But rite now, somebody knows how to land this plan..." "This would be the perfect time to speak!" "Hey I saw a show on Discovery channel..." "But that was about the motocycle" "What?" "What?" "Take control of the plane" "What're you talking about?" "You've to disengaged all the pilot" "How do you know that?" "I used to be this pilot" "And we made love on this cockpit" "You haven't had a orgasm..." "Miss, can you land this plane?" "What is it?" "I don't remember" "See, that's what I told you" "hold on...!" "The last time I was here" "Here...!" "That's it" "Somebody would help her land" "Ok..." "I gotta grab it" "That's how we control our way huh" "Ok" "What's that?" "I see..." "I see what you said" "Keep it coming, what he said?" "I don't know" "We're so fuck!" "please don't panic!" "please this gonna be ok" "You can't use that phone while you're on board" "No, please, they said that "rip it off"..." "I'm calling for help" "No, I'm telling you don't use that phone!" "It isn't good for plane" "Fuck dead" "Don't be hard headed" "AIrite, we back on track rite now" "Which is next botton?" "wheel!" "Pull the wheel then" "Pull the wheel let's do it slow, baby" "Oh this is it!" "I'm so happy this time, baby!" "We're about to die, get me tied off!" "I don't give a fuck!" "We gonna have it 1 last fucking!" "I did it" "We're there" "You get it" "That's just what you do!" "That's what I do...!" "You crazy bitch fucked this airline" "You was on her way out anyway" "Thank you for all of that's over" "Excuse me..." "You know they say when 2 people share their..." "Dead experience are bounced for life" "Mr Hunkee, please..." "It's Hunkee Jamiqua" "Well, has anyone ever told you..." "You look like a..." "White Dean Howard?" "No" "Has anyone ever told you..." "You look like a black Halle Belle?" "Yes" "Well of all things considered I said in the Sean Wyeth airlines 1st flight was a big success" "Excuse me, Boss" "Sorry, I was on my way to the bathroom" "I met this who named Barbara..." "Man, she was a freak" "She did this thing with her throat" "You know what, it doesn't matter rite now" "Rite now we landed" "And you all go and have a good time" "You sure?" "I'm positive, Ricks!" "Thank you, Boss" "Just go, man" "Thank you, thank you, Ricks" "Wait a minute" "hold that, please" "I don't know what smells better" "The NY air or your magnificent prefume" "Thank you that's very kind of you" "Wait a minute" "There's an adam's apple" "I'm a player but I don't play that way" "Baby, you gotta see, this is a big apple..." "We made it!" "Wait a minute, hold on" "Why this don't look rite" "Well it doesn't matter" "I mean, Maine is known for 2 things..." "You got gambler, you got mates" "I'm not gambler" "I tell these motherfucker I gotta fly this plane with my eyes closed" "Oh shit, Las Vegas" "Hey you motherfucker stalk the map..." "I may come back..." "I'll be back" "Bring me back, Jess" "The End"