"Subtitles by Seglora" "How do you do" "My name is Doctor Falke, I live here in Vienna" "The title of doctor is purely honorary" "I've come a bit early because the music will start any seconds now and once the music has started we can't have a little talk,you see the place will be crowded with foreigners" "English,American,Russian, French officers,and I'll be very busy" "I'm the fellow who gets French ones paid for the Russians" "Russian vodka for the French" "Scottish whisky for the English and german cameras for the Americans,duty free" "Come a bit closer" "Is there anything I can do for you?" "or you?" "or you?" "You ned a pass from the French zone into the Russian,is that is?" "Or vice versa?" "Or a ticket for the ballet?" "Or the whole corps there?" "Are you travelling,because I can get you out" "Just watch how I get out of my own trouble,when I get arrested for a faux pas" "Oh,no,not because of this lead,no because a French colonel plays a practical joke on me" "On me" "But our useful friends and you see how I wait and means to get my revenge" "So do you want anything?" "Just a look,oh?" "Anything at all?" "No?" "Pity" "And let's go" "For instance this morning,the Russian newsreel reports Vienna 5am" ""Dr Falke,well-known viennese man about town arrested" "In the international zone early this morning when capitalists fell asleep and the workers were going proudly and conscientiously about their work the citizens of Vienna were shocked to discover high on the lap of the statue of Little Mother Agricultura" "recently erected and pointing the way to the Soviet cultural exhibition" "A well planned insult of frivolous which passers by recognized as" ""Die Fledermaus"" ""Die Fledermaus"" ""Die Fledermaus"" ""Die Fledermaus"" ""Die Fledermaus"" ""Die Fledermaus"" ""Die Fledermaus"" "A woman actually collapsed" "Before power patrol arrived on the scene,much too late and were appealed to by the insulted proletariat" ""Die Fledermaus" the bat" "A bat in the lap of Little Mother Agricultura?" "Order were given" "Whistle or gloat" "Our men carried out a highly complicated operation" "I have here before me a report given the first word spoken by this individual" "Rosalinda" "Well,Falke,how about it?" "It's all started at fancy dress ball" "I was the bat" "Rosalinda was the golden hind" "Sto Rosalind,who is Rosalinda?" "The most attractive woman in Vienna" "Rosalinda" "But who is Rosalinda?" "The wife of Colonel Eisenstein of the French Army" "Of course,Zachary Eisenstein, how does she come into it?" "How does she come into it?" "Please tell us in your own words" "It seems to me with great respect, you have it happened,like this" "Hopeless" "But not serious" "The colonel says when daylight came the military police have arrested you" "Quite rightly" "Colonel Lebotov wishes to make an announcement" "He withdraws the charges against Dr Falke" "And apologizes for any inconvenience he may have caused" "Glad you made it" "Thank you" "Congratulations" "Colonel Lebotov demands,the court marshal of Colonel Eisenstein" ""The biter bit" Dr Falke,well-known practical joker had the tables turned upon him in the early hours of this morning overwhelmed by the fatigue of last night's four power costume ball he fell asleep,and fellow merry makers,led by Colonel Eisenstein of the French army" "dressed in the authentic uniforms of the Vienna fire brigade carried him off and placed him on the matronly knees of the Russian agricultural statue only the personal intervention of General Orlovsky,USSR who knows Dr Falke saved him from serious trouble,knowing Dr Falke,we expect prompt retaliation" "Hello" "Hello" "No,no,not the fire brigade?" "Hello" "Oui,oui" "C'est moi,Eisenstein" "Oui,Mon General" "Merci,Monsieur" "Oui,sens fort" "What is it darling?" "I don't know" "I must appear before the four power commission next Wednesday but what have I done?" "Revenge" "Oh,mein papa" "Thank you" "Good Morning,Cpt" "Good Morning" "Steady,buddy,all right for me" "Danke,mein Herr" "Bill me and pay the cab,I'll see you later" "Later,later" "Be careful with that thing, it got glass in it" "First floor,Madame" "My bill,please" "Will you send for my bags, I'll should be leaving in five minutes" "Catch" "Good Evening,Captain" "Good Evening" "You have a reservation for me?" "Whig" "That's right" "Cpt Alfred Whig,USAF" "Yes,that's right" "Will you sign in,please" "Thank you" "Do you have your passport?" "Staying long with us?" "Three days,three days in Vienna" "And,of course,three nights" "A room with a bath,please" "First floor,second floor?" "Third floor?" "The best good the floor doesn't interest me" "I need a telephone" "Our rooms have all the niceties" "They do?" "Niceties?" "Sign here,please,Cpt" "Excuzez vous avez envoyes les fleurs?" "Ja,genaedige Frau" "Merci" "How did she get behind the iron curtain?" "This hotel is in the central zone, Cpt,governed by all four powers" "This month the British are responsible for order" "Wait a minute,Rosalinda" "I beg you pardon,Sir" "Paris,spring of 49,no,50,Rosalinda" "Madame Rosalinda.." "Rosalinda Boucher?" "Foucher?" "Toucher?" "She loved my voice,I sing you know" "Professionally?" "You can't say it really,what you call a bathroom tenor,I suppose" "Rosalinda Roucher,something cher?" "Married,Cpt" "Married?" "To a French Colonel,Cpt" "Colonel Eisenstein" "A French Colonel?" "And his name is Eisenstein?" "And then she could be called Eisenstein" "Anything is possible when people get married" "Is she living here?" "My apologises,Cpt,we can't give information about our guests" "Then she is living here" "Number 29 page" "On the first floor with bathroom and balcony.." "And all the niceties?" "The bathroom has excellent acoustics" "Adele!" "Yes" "See how it is" "A yank" "What rank?" "Captain" "Alfred,Paris spring of 49,or was it 50?" "What device" "What a heel" "Answer the telephone" "Who are you telephoning?" "I'll try,Auntie dear,good bye auntie dear" "That was my aunt,Madame" "Tell her not to telephone you here" "OK" "I have some sad news,Madame" "Bad news that is when the evening stops" "Top floor,Colonel Eisenstein" "I said first floor" "You say up,up,up, I bring you up" "I said down,down,down,first floor" "Darling" "How did it go?" "How did it go?" "Good Evening,Sir" "Adele,Good Evening" "Well,how did it go?" "I feel dismissed, sentence confirmed" "I must report to International Barracks tonight" "Yes,tonight or at nine o'clock, they come here and arrest me" "My poor darling" "US Air force,Colonel Bradley,urgent" "And that's not all,you know that Falke advised me to call him in evidence" "They had already given me five days confined to barracks" "You mean five nights?" "Give me the colonel,Charlie" "Colonel Bradley?" "I,I,Sir" "You've got to make my leave five days" "Hold it,Bud" "Did I say five?" "I meant eight" "Julie,sent his love Colonel" "Servus,Herr" "Good evening,Doctor Falke" "Anything on?" "Big party tonight" "How much drink can I get?" "I can scratch up a dozen for you" "Dozen?" "I need a hundred of them" "Hundred bottles" "Hundred bottles times 12 mean 1200 bottles,800?" "For the best,for the Russians" "I'll try the French offices, I might 50 of them free market of course it will cost some dough" "No importance one of the general Orlovsky's party" "And we pay for it?" "They pay for it anyway some of it come back to.." "Bitte hat sich niemand mich angerufen?" "Nein,niemand has angerufen" "Sind Sie ganz sicher?" "Nothing is left,I am very,very sorry" "Btw how does it go?" "60 from the French,we got about 60 at the hotel but the old man wants them off the premises" "Can't you hold the party here?" "No,yes part of it,I might be able to fix it" "Any brandy?" "I got a source of old Napoleon Brandy" "Left behind in Austria after the battle of Austerlitz 1805 I know,all right,100 bottles, how genuine are they?" "The bottles?" "Guaranteed genuine" "Not the brand" "All right here are some invitations cards" "Only the prettiest girls here" "None left behind by Napoleon" "Oh,no" "If colonel Eisenstein enters.." "Just got in" "How does he look?" "Neatly" "Count on me" "Doctor Falke is here?" "Falke,I want to see him" "Adele" "May I come in?" "Traitor" "I?" "You" "You promised to talk to the Russians" "But I did" "It was the photographs that did it" "Instead of five days I got eight,you call that help?" "Because of you,Rosalinda is practically a widow" "What a widow" "Who had the wonderful idea to put the bat up there?" "Rosalinda" "Who stole the fire escape from the fire station?" "The chief of the fire brigade" "And who is the bosom friend of the chief of the fire brigade?" "Adele,of course" "And who sent for the photographers?" "You" "I?" "You" "But I was fast asleep, how could I have done it?" "I don't know" "All right,I'll tell you,I telephoned the photographer then we re-staged the whole thing for"Time" and "Life"" "I live of publicity" "How could I miss that chance" "What's this?" "Better dress?" "What do you expect me to wear?" "Evening dress kit" "Just the thing" "You seem to have forget I am going to jail tonight at nine o'clock" "No,you won't" "What do you mean,I won't?" "You won't" "Take those things off" "Are you crazy?" "Here we are,navy blue mess kit, silver beret,silver button,blue waist coat" "Silk socks" "Patent shoes" "The shirt" "Were is the kepi?" "I,.." "I beg you pardon" "Here you are" "No,not that the pale blue one" "Listen,do you know General Orlovsky?" "Do I know general Orlovsky?" "No,no and again,no" "And not that's been after only two bottles of vodka?" "He's a charming fellow after three" "Anyway he is giving a party tonight one of those fabulous Russian parties the best food,the best wine and the prettiest girls" "Do you know what I mean?" "You are crazy" "What time do you have to report?" "Nine o'clock" "Simple instead of nine,you report shortly after midnight" "But,but.." "No buts" "I know, the chief of the British military police he is a very charming fellow,a friend of mine,I'll telephone him and fix it" "You think he likes people arriving at nine o'clock in prison when everybody in Vienna been invited to the theatre or dancing or opera costume dance he'll be grateful to me,we are dear friends,my dear fellow" "But this Soviet general he doesn't want French officers at his party" "Don't be so silly,everybody wants French officers at this party" "Here is the invitation card" "Colonel Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec, that's me?" "but" "You want to come to the party at all" "Of course I will" "All right I'll go and telephone Major Frank 0-2-6-4-7 Sir" "It's the telephone chef" "International barracks?" "This is doctor Falke speaking,will you put me through to Major Frank,please" "He is expecting my call" "Hello,Frank,this is The Fledermaus speaking about this evening" "I've got your invitation card" "Help,half the Vienna would like to have one" "I'll send it around" "Don't be too late I've got a reason,I've got a sort of reason" "Very attractive reason" "Especially for you" "She is an actress" "No,no not a film actor, not yet,just an actress" "But laugh for her,laugh for her,so long,Frank" "Everything fixed" "You report as soon after midnight,if you can manage" "Wonderful news,that's all" "The commandant was very sympathetic" "I told him you had a very important family business this evening" "Oh,I have" "Gabriel" "Rosalinda" "Oh,Rosalinda,got good news to you" "I know the British commandant of the prison" "You would" "Why are you dressed for a gala?" "Gala?" "Oh,because,you and I are going to dine my darling" "Those who are about to die, salute you" "And let me see you as I would wish to remember you put on your naughtiest dress,put diamonds in your ears and in your eyes and meet me downstairs in the bar" "Come along,Falke" "Rose" "Alfred" "Hi, skinny,have you missed me?" "I've forgot you completely" "Have you forgotten everything completely?" "Everything,and before you go any further,Alfred, I am married" "But I'm not going any further I like it here,right next door" "There,let's have a drink together just for old times sake" "Nothing I've got just enough muscle left to shake you up an Alfred special, remember,out like a light" "You must be mad thinking I come into your room" "We can start in the bar then" "My husband is in the bar" "It stays open after he goes to jail,I hope" "You don't think seriously that I.." "You know me,I never think seriously" "Oh,Ross" "Well" "Have you really forgotten about the old times and the past?" "Yes and I don't think that a gentleman should cavort to all chimes to a lady" "All right" "I'll stop talking" ""Love bird how my heart is on fire, burning to a cinder,announce your heart or I expire,lovely Rosalinda"" "I am put,singing put" ""Melt your heart or I expire"" "Put" ""Lovely heart,you love me.."" "Adele" "Can I help you,Madame?" "Give me my shoes,please" "Yes,Madame" "The black ones" "And that one I will wear during dances" "Yes,Madame" "Do stop this mournful acting, what is the matter with you?" "I keep on thinking of my poor aunt" "Whether she is better or not all that,I don't mind" "I can go?" "You may finish your work here, I shall go to bed early and you may go" "Thank you" "Shut the windows,it's chilly" "OK" "Oh,boy" "Entrez" "Who is it?" "Le garçon,Madame" "Ouvrez la bouteille" "Open the bottle,a pleasure" "Bien pret?" "Yes,good and fresh" "Frappez,Madame" "Would you like to leave open" "I'll see" "Madame et servis" "Merci,Mad.." "A votre service,Madame" "Alfred" "Ole" "Rosalinda" "What are you doing in my room?" "How did you get in?" "Walked" "You,wolf" "What crazy peep you got, how about a night cap?" "So you ordered the champagne" "You must go at once" "Oh,Ross,shut" "You are compromising me" "You don't compromise between friends" "Go to your bed" "Not that in your own bed" "Go back to your room" "I see you tomorrow" "Have a one little drink, just one little drink" "Just one?" "OK,one drink,then you go,promise?" "That's mighty all" "I get the glass" "No,I get the glass" "Alfred" "What are you doing?" "What is it?" "Somebody at the door" "Let them ring,they'll wait" "They'll go away" "How cares?" "It's tight here,I beg to meet you" "Alfred actually.." "Bon soir,Madame,Major Frank, Military Police Britannic" "My interpreter" "Frosch" "Tell the madame that I apologise for the intrusion" "Bitte?" "Don't you speak French?" "Französisch?" "Nein" "Do you speak English?" "English.Nein" "Parlez vous,Madame" "What do you wish to say,Sir?" "Thank you,that's much better" "I'm sorry about him,one of the night staff not one of the regular interpreter" "You see" "If you are looking for the colonel, I shall say he is not here" "We are looking for colonel Eisenstein that's why we closed the door, we don't any more gossip if we can help" "Help?" "I am the wife of him, I don't understand" "I know and I do sympathise" "Madame,your husband receive every courtesy" "I shall escort him personally to the international barracks" "But my husband is not here" "Hey,how are you" "Nice to see you" "A little farewell party,I do understand, Madame,Colonel I have a car downstairs" "How nice for you" "Who can say,we'll have sail let's be happy while we may"" "Right you are,taking the whole thing in the right spirit,I see" "Why not?" "Well,you speak English" "Thank you,you don't speak it too badly yourself" "How about a drink ?" "Have a drink.Drink with me" "Sing with me.Sing" "Sing" "If you insist,give me a note" "I grant seeing function was fine, but now pop along dear Eisenstein" "What can I do?" "Major,I am not Eisenstein." "The man you are isn't me,Sir" "Yes,he is" "But Eisenstein?" "Damned,told you,no" "No swearing if you please,Sir" "We'll have to be man and wife,pretend so" "Are they deceiving me or no?" "Fishy" "The spouse of yours,mind your mind,I will not admit that I'm" "Eisenstein" "He will?" "When?" "Let's go,let's go" "What?" "Wrong number,Good Bye" "What impertinence,do you know what the time is?" "I got to know ten past ten" "This is Fledermaus speaking, bats,your own bat" "I am at a party that General Orlovsky is giving at Palais Kreuzenberg" "Wait a moment,Rosalinda,did I ever telephone you without reason?" "Of course I've got a reason you see" "It's a wonderful party,lots of people" "I know that your are not interested in people but I thought you might be interested in Sartre" "You know,for instance there is a young lady a very charming young lady she want's to be an air hostess or an actress or anything she is wearing a Paris gown which looks so familiar to me,I think you must both go to the same couturier" "The gown?" "Very little top,very full skirt, cyclamen,lace,chiffon" "Hold on" "Hello" "Yes,yes,hiccup" "The other one is a French gentleman" "Very tall,very charm.." "Very charming and mad about dancing I thought you might like him" "Although some people say he is an escaped prisoner from.." "intentional barracks,you know how silly people are,when they are gossiping" "Yes" "It's a mask ball,everybody is wearing masks" "Yes" "French gentleman" "Everything under control,General" "The prettiest girls in Vienna, best orchestra people from offices of all four powers, and a first class practical joke" "Falke, Good Evening" "How do you do" "Have you read this book?" "Five thousands and five hundered ways of saying no" "No" "It's a good standard work" "But in Vienna it would be read only by ladies" "Ladies?" "Well Falke how is my party going?" "Everything under control,General, the prettiest girls in Vienna the best orchestra,a picked lot of officers from all four powers" "But I like.." "And a first class practical joke" "Lebotov" "What is practical joke in our language?" "Congenial,my friend" "You remember Eisenstein?" "I persuaded him" "No I mean instead of let him going to the barracks right away" "I brought him here to your party" "Under the name of Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec" "Lebotov,what is pseudonym in our language?" "The commandant of the prison will come too a Major Frank,an Englishman without knowing who Eisenstein is,of course" "And then I have invited Eisenstein's maid" "Pretty?" "I have just telephoned Madame Eisenstein" "Pretty?" "She'll be here very shortly and then you.." "Fireworks" "Yes,I know the word fireworks" "There is only one thing,General,we are a little short of caviare and champagne" "Shortages in the capitalist countries are deplorable" "Quite so,quite so but leave it to me I got reserve" "Lebotov what is reserve?" "I look it up" "And if you will trust me,General, I've every reason to believe" "Lebotov,what is reason in our language?" "I'm afraid you haven't got a word for that" "You know I think we have met before somewhere" "In any case,the masks will be coming out very shortly" "And then we shall be able to see" "You don't have to wait if you are interested I got nothing to hide" "You mean we can cheat a little.." "Adorable" "I have something to show you" "How do you like my watch?" "It's pretty" "Is it valuable?" "It is no ordinary watch now, listen" "A chiming watch" "What do you use that for?" "I use it to count the heartbeats of beautiful ladies" "They be different?" "A bit differently,no you saw.." "Tell me I can hear you" "That dress" "Just a moment" "Excuse me.Adele,what are you doing here, and in that dress" "Who are you talking to,Mein Herr" "I'm talking to you,Adele" "What is this French colonel talking about" "Talking about that dress" "My dress?" "What is wrong with my dress?" "You know perfectly well what I mean" "Funny" "Adele,how dare you" "My name is Olga" "Your name is Adele you are my wife's personal maid and that dress belongs to your mistress" "No doubt your wife can support yourself,Madam" "My wife?" "My wife has nothing whatever to do with it" "Is that her own dress?" "Really,Mein Herr" "Why are you so nervous,Marquise" "Now listen,Falke,my friend you know the truth,you know this is Adele" "But,but,but this is Olga" "Olga?" "Olga who?" "Olga Volga,the movie star from behind the iron curtain" "Old man you really must be much more careful making allegations of this sort" "My dear Sir,I don't think we have the honour of acquaintance" "May I have to introduce" "Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec, Marquis de Saque de Formain" "Thank you so much,just call me Frank" "Enchanter" "Are you marquise?" "Now Mr Marquise when you know who this lady is" "I'm sure you would like to apologize" "No,that is going too far,apologize" "I take them over here now" "I've never heard of such rot" "The ladies over here now" "This pretty little lady by him was thought to be a" "No,it's too inhuman" "Wait and see" "Magda,dear" "May I introduce you to Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec to you" "He collect watches and hearts" "Beautiful Magda" "I'm sure you have nothing to hide and very soon the masks must come off" "How lovely!" "A chiming watch, is useful or just for fun?" "Beautiful mask,the answer is for both" "Show me the useful part" "I use it to measure the heartbeat of beautiful ladies" "I'm sure you were doing those" "So forth one.." "I'm only interested in the useful part" "Ladies and gentlemen, your host,General Orlovsky" "That peace is best for east and west every statesman knows" "But how you get it?" "If I'm pressed I say the wine that flows" "It makes such comrades but tonight,not comrades no but friends" "With caviare and vodka rife our meeting make no ends" "What do you know,Joe" "Now ask me,hand on heart, if I think that shall be true" "You think that would be true" "Yes,please" "Oh,Rosalinda" "How do I look?" "An angel" "An avenging angel" "Will he recognize me?" "I would know who has got a back like that" "No,no,no" "I prepare your entrance" "Did he see me?" "Who did not" "You hooked him all right" "Here to love" "Revenge" "It suits me too" "Here he comes" "He drops past like a hot potato" "Does he?" "No,he doesn't know your back as well as he ought to" "Marquis,may I introduce Marquis Toulouse-Lautrec" "Madame de,Madame de?" "Madame de?" "Madame de Incognito" "Madame is Russian" "Je vous prie ,Madame" "Enlevez votre masque" "I do not speak your beautiful language" "Please,please,your masque take it off" "I cannot ,I'm Russian spy" "Will you spy upon me?" "Have you any secrets?" "Have I any secrets?" "Madame de will you dance?" "Monsieur Marquise" "Oui" "Are you married?" "I was" "What has happened to your wife?" "Please don't ask me,I lost her" "You did?" "Was she beautiful?" "Yes,very very beautiful but not so beautiful as you" "How do you know?" "I trust my eyes,my arms,my lips" "I only trust your eyes" "You have no heart" "But I have" "Is it beating?" "Fast" "Let me feel" "I can count your heart beats" "Then make it count" "Then my time,Mon Dieu,I have to go" "Me too" "Madame,madame" "Stop,I don't even know your name" "Falke" "Steady" "She's got my watch,my chiming watch,it's made my t.." "I have to go" "Don't worry" "You mean you can arrange for me to stay a little bit longer?" "I'm afraid I can't but I can arrange about your watch,you'll find it at home" "Good Night" "Good Night" "But you know it is not just the watch, I must see this beautiful creature again" "You shall see her again, sooner than you think" "Thank you,you are a good friend" "You are sure you can't phone your friend at the prison?" "Quite sure" "Satisfied?" "How charming he is" "Ah,Monsieur Marquise" "Ah,bonjour Monsieur marquise,going home already all the way to Stratford on Avon" "No I don't think I'll get there tonight,you see who called" "My cloak" "Cinderella,pardon,Cinderella" "Cinderella,midnight,thanks for that" "Thank you too" "Good Night Monsieur de Marquis or rather Good Morning" "Now you will be a good boy,both of them" "What a limp" "Sergeant" "Sergeant,anybody about,Sergeant" "Here,Major,here Sir" "Ein,zwei,Major, says How do you do,how do you do" "Interpreter Frosch" "Interpreter Frosch,you are drunk,both of you" "Drunk?" "Drunk?" "Yes,Sir,Here,Sir" "Now let's get it clear,Frosch, you say you see two Majors?" "Zwei?" "Frank?" "Und Frank" "Zwei,two,two doors, two water taps, alles two" "Aber Colonel Eisenstein I see vier,four" "Four Eisenstein?" "Ja,four" "Two Eisenstein in celle 5 und two Eisenstein in warte raum" "Threw him out,Frosch" "Kick him out" "Gut" "I tell you aber there is two Eisenstein in celle 5" "They say no Eisenstein, not even one Eisenstein" "He is an American,not two yanks,one yank" "Lächerlich" "Certainly one of you" "What was Eisenstein singing,quartet?" "No,duets" "Frosch Frosch" "Sir" "This is the place,General" "I have arranged with the manager we can have fivefold bottles of champagne from special reserves" "Good,good" "As a third act of my practical joke will be played here" "Good,good" "Good Morning,doctor Falke" "Everything arranged with the manager,I'll bringing a party here" "Yes,Falke,Sir,the manager gave me the key" "I need some waiters" "I'm afraid they have all gone to bed" "Wake them up" "But our guests in the hotel,doctor,it's very late" "What are you talking about, is this a first class hotel?" "The night patrol,Sir,the Russians are very sharp these days" "Beg you pardon,Mr General" "Lebotov,wake everybody up" "Don't worry about the Russians I take the blame" "Any food for the general" "Food,food" "What are we waiting for,Barry" "What is signal in your language,General?" "Sing,sing,what am I saying" "Better get out here" "Let me out" "Oh,you poor devil,you" "I'm waiting Mr" "Haven't we met before?" "Not that I know of,are you going to release me,Colonel?" "I think we have" "I'm sorry" "Release you?" "You a prisoner?" "I'll say I am but I'm innocent, Colonel,innocent" "What have you done,it's funny,you know because I want to be a prisoner they don't want to take me, what did you do,tell me" "Nothing I was ah.." "trapped with a lady" "My poor boy" "Husband?" "Oh,no he wasn't there" "How did it happen?" "It was in their apartment,she was in negligée,I was in his robe" "Whose robe?" "This robe,husband's" "That's perfectly reasonable they shouldn't expect you to bring your own" "Are they?" "Who caught you?" "These are the really feary, they weren't after me,they were after the husband" "You mean the police?" "What could I do?" "It was like a French bedroom farce" "Just like it,French bedroom farce" "I am looking like a husband I suppose, I wish she was so looking like a wife" "She was a blonde,of course" "Who was?" "What did you say the lady's name was?" "I,colonel,as we say in America, "Honi soit qui mal y pense"" "Does the name Eisenstein mean anything to you?" "Not a thing.Eisenstein?" "You mean you are Eisenstein" "Wait a minute,you should be in here and I should be out" "No" "I will talk to my wife first" "And after I have talked to her,I will talk to you" "Let me out of here" "Help,get that Eisenstein,he got away" "Help" "Frosch" "Come on,Major,we are going to get him" "It will be shame passionei,you know these French husbands" "This is the main gate" "Good Morning,Colonel" "Hello" "My husband" "Rosalinda" "Darling" "Darling,have you escaped?" "Rosalinda,what is this?" "A tunic,darling,Etats Unit,it's yours?" "No?" "No,it is an American officer's tunic" "I ask you Rosalinda what is American officer's tunic doing in a French officer's bathroom?" "I don't know" "You don't know" "Lease land,I suppose" "No,no it is not lease land" "I cannot say the word" "What word,darling?" "The moment your husband is safely in jail you are entertaining strangers in our home" "Americans" "Don't be silly,Americans are not strangers" "They are allies" "I want to know the truth,you better tell me,I warn you,I know everything" "If you know everything, what do you expect from me?" "Don't I kill you,everything you want" "Don't I have told you,do I ever give you a moment's anxiety?" "Of course you don't" "Of course I don't" "Do I ever flirt with another woman?" "Of course you do" "Of course I.." "What are you saying?" "I say you are a charming husband who is mentally unfaithful to me with every pretty woman he meets" "How dare you?" "Mostly the one you flirt with, don't take you seriously" "What are you saying?" "Give me one proof first" "That's all I ask for,just one proof" "Oh,Rosalinda" "You,moron,take your chime, and your tunic,and this and that" "And take your photograph of me" "Lie?" "Cheat?" "Swindler" "Loath you" "Rosalinda,please,darling, listen,I assure you" "Don't assure me,you don't dare assure me if you were a whole company" "Rosalinda,please,darling,don't shout, don't wake the whole hotel I can explain" "Explain indeed?" "I wish you can I wish the whole world could hear your lies" "Rosalinda,please,darling, don't shout,please" "Calm yourself please" "Imaging coming in here with your gun in your hand" "Why don't you use it" "Darling,you don't want the people in the next room to hear you?" "I do,I want the whole of Vienna to know after your fall" "What's that" "It's not like that I fear but why should we deprive him of the thought that who evade him" "Rosalinda,darling" "You keep watching that serious" "It was just bubbles that's it,bubbles and bursting here and leave bubble end of your nose" "Here we go again" "Ladies,sweet charming ladies,and gentlemen" "It's four o'clock in the morning and the air of Vienna is like champagne" "When I am soaked in champagne I love everybody" "I love the whole world in particular, of course,our dear friends" "The British,the French,the Russians and the Americans who has been spoiling the Viennese for so many years now and when I say spoiling" "I am not thinking only of your champagne and whiskey" "vodka and coca cola" "We are very proud that you love us so much" "And I can assure you we love you too" "But even the dearest friend lose a bit of his attraction if he overstays his time" "Don't you agree?" "So if you don't mind go home" "Come back as our guests but please" "go home" "Comrade General" "After you" "After you" "So you are Colonel,Eisenstein" "Me?" "What?" "We took over from the |" "British at midnight" "Since you broke jail,colonel,let's go" "Oh,Rosalinda" "Subtitles by Seglora"