"Shopkeeper." "Shopkeeper!" "May I help you?" "How much is a pack of toothpick?" "You wanna buy it for yourself or others?" "Stupid question!" "I buy it so I use it." "Use it yourself?" "Yeah." "To picking your teeth or your gum?" "You crooked teeth!" "Filth!" "Asshole!" "Who you've just curse?" "My employee." "He made a loud noise." "Quiet!" "Ten baht per pack." "Ten baht each?" "Yes." "Can it be 25 baht per 3 packs?" "Oh, don't bargain it." "How about 4 packs for 50 baht?" "Okay." "Don't use a lousy bag." "Hold them in your hand it's perfectly disorderly." "Sound like we'll be a good friend, huh?" "I'm a kind man." "Here... 60 baht... keep the change." "Thank you so much." "Be more careful buying things around here." "How come?" "Expensive!" "You know how much they sell for 4 packs?" "30 for four but here I sell 25 for four." "Too expensive!" "Those jerks won't go far in their business." "So be careful walking in this alley." "You've made a right choice stopping by my shop." "They can't succeed in business." "Yeah." "Taking advantage of customers." "Unlike this shop." "Have a good day, sir." "Excuse me, uncle." "I'm not your mom's big brother." "Excuse me, uncle." "I'm not your mom's little brother." "Brother." "Do I look like your mom's son?" "Where are you heading to?" "You should get cheered up in the morning." "Making yourself fresh as a daisy!" "What do you guys want?" "Were these toothpicks made from Banyan tree?" "I don't sell those of a low-grade wood." "Only high-grade are for sale here." "Here... this one." "We call it Maple wood." "You know where is the maple wood from?" "It's from Holland." "Do you know Ruud Van Nistelrooy?" "He's the presenter of my product." "If you don't like it." "Here." "It is made from the US." "The Oak wood." "Its quality is second to none." "All superstars use it." "Such as Brad Pitt..." "Arnold Schwarzenegger." "Especially a singer, Britney Spears." "She usually picks her teeth before singing." "This wax is from Amazon Forest." "Just rub it on your teeth all teeth will be clean!" "To get it from the Amazon is very difficult." "They opened the snake mouth... and take the stuff inside to make a wax." "Hold on, guys!" "VO W OF DEATH" "I have seen these pictures since I was young." "Nobody knows exactly what those people ask from a tree." "All we know is..." "Everyone is here with hope... that the supernatural power can fulfill their wishes." "We all call that power "The Banyan god"" "This is my mom." "I've been with her since I was born." "She always asks for lucky numbers from the tree." "Whenever she got a lucky number" "I also had money to go to the movie or new clothes." "That's Mr. King the head of the village." "He is the father of Wan, my friend." "He might ask the Banyan god to damn his wife." "So he can marry his wife's sister." "That's what I overheard from the vendors in the market." "Be a good boy." "Work hard at school." "Soon the story of Banyan god in that tree ...has gone out of my head... like many others that left beyond recall at my hometown." "Here." "It's yours." "Thanks." "A to power of 2 in the parenthesis of B." "I can't take this anymore." "My brain is about to explode!" "Delicious gourami comes from Bang Bor!" "Delicious gourami comes from Bang Bor!" "Gourami!" "Well..." "Come here!" "Money time!" "Delicious gourami comes from Bang Bor!" "Only Bang Bor gourami are delicious?" "Why?" "It is not funny." "Do you want me to kick the shit out of you?" "I'm in a bad business today." "Just kidding!" "10 fishes, 13 baht each." "I give you a discount, only 120 baht." "VAT is still not included." "Pay up." "I'll get it from inside." "Oh, you're a hurry buyer but a slow payer." "What about this circle?" "Like I saw it before." "It might..." "I can't remember it." "It's not like that." "Do it like this you'll never get the right answer." "Let me tell you..." "One unit of a circle circumference will equal 2pr." "And here X to the two times Y." "Number in the parenthesis plus the multiplier." "After you solve it, it'll be like this." "See?" "Okay, you try." "Do some math on it." "Are you a math teacher in disguise or something?" "No!" "It's because I eat a lot of fish." "Tell you what." "Eating fishes will make you more intelligent." "Fish has a magic compound of Chlorophyll Orbothyl-carbonate..." "Here... especially at the fin..." "Eat it regularly it'll improve your intelligence." "Remove the trash from all of your brains." "I see people like eating salmon." "Damn fish makes you more stupid." "Are you done with you bullshit?" "Here is your money." "Okay." "Thanks." "Eating fish makes me wiser?" "I eat it everyday and I don't get any wiser." "Because you are too dumb." "Delicious gourami comes from Bang Bor!" "I think this is more like it." "Yeah, yeah" "Delicious Gourami!" "Delicious Gourami!" "Stop making that question-mark face." "Being a goofball like you is pathetic." "Bullshit." "What is that?" "I've searched for tutoring schools for you." "Pick which one you like." "Cool!" "The one you're holding..." "This place..." "This one?" "...is full of as kickers." "Do you like that?" "No!" "The pink one is for girls." "Chicks are going there." "After you pass the Entrance Exam" "You gotta treat me well, okay?" "Sure." "I think let's go to this one." "But now..." "But what?" "I'm getting hungry." "Let's find something to eat." "You're right!" "Wan, your dad transferred you the money, didn't he?" "Not yet." "It's your dad's." "I thought it's your dad's week." "It's your treat." "Fine." "It's on me today." "What are you looking at?" "Why are you looking at her, Mo?" "You wanna get trashed at?" "Why is she gonna cuss me out?" "I haven't done anything to her." "I'll go order the food." "Stir fried beef with egg for me." "All right." "Sure." "For me..." "Any kind of spicy salad." "A spicy salad?" "Vermicelli spicy salad." "Okay." "Look, Don!" "Here she is." "Are you not gonna eat anything, Mo?" "All I want is dessert." "Your drink." "Food will be served soon." "Are you going to tutoring schools with me?" "Is it too late?" "We have only a few weeks left." "I don't know." "But my family has a high expectation on me." "Lady at the food stall were talking about the Banyan tree god... in the alley of our dorm." "Her son got into the cadet school." "She said that she asked Him for help." "Remember the Bhodi Tree at our house?" "Are you asking me to make a votive prayer?" "Yeah!" "How about this two sons of a gun?" "Oh!" "This place is so creepy." "Here's the incense." "I think we should hurry up and go home." "It's weird." "The incense." "A living man here." "Worshipping the Banyan god?" "Yesterday a woman hung herself... at the alley entrance." "Aren't you afraid?" "We are." "Scared?" "Give me the matches." "The god here is pretty stern, you know?" "There were a guy didn't make an offering in return." "He was killed tragically." "Aren't you afraid?" "We are." "Scared?" "A candle." "Come on." "Not only is the god... is scary." "The motorbike drivers here are pain in the ass." "Cruel." "They like to grab asses." "Aren't you afraid?" "We are." "Then give me the incense." "What are you using it for?" "I forget to bring mine." "Shit." "Shamelessly ask for it, huh?" "People come here praying for stuff every day." "How the god manages to bless all of them?" "You think so, Wan?" "You're pretty talkative." "Winning a big lotto and getting my dream girl." "And we promised to return the offering if our prayers are answered." "Ake." "The holy banyan god." "The tree is getting bigger and bigger." "You think so?" "Where the hell are they?" "Wait for me!" "Why don't you wait me up?" "What for?" "It's raining." "Wow." "Rain is coming." "What exactly did you ask for, Don?" "What else could this horse-face ask for... except a wife?" "Your face would stop a clock." "Are you riding motorbike-taxi?" "Yeah." "At this alley." "Reasonable fare I offer." "And where is your bike?" "Where is your bike?" "Stop being so curious." "That's annoying!" "My motorcycle was seized." "That's why I come here to ask the god." "Think about it." "I've already paid for 20 installments." "Only 12 installments that I missed." "And they took my bike from me." "Is it fair?" "Is it really fair?" "Bro." "What's your name?" "Kwai." "Who would names himself "Kwai", the buffalo?" "I'll kick your ass, you bastard." "Have you ever heard the buffalo story?" "I'll tell you." "Have you ever heard the saying that..." "Farmers are the spine of the nation." "Thailand will be prosperous from the agriculture." "It is getting too long." "The life of..." "It's too long." "I'll make a long story short then." "Bring it out" "Buffalo is an animal." "Is that short enough, bastard." "Never played with rain before?" "It's raining hard." "Look!" "Who's that?" "Doggy, doggy!" "That's Grandma Chuern." "She is not really all there." "Being retarded, I mean." "What did she do to become like that?" "Well, it's a long story." "I don't wanna talk about it." "Then don't do it." "What?" "Don't you wanna know?" "She had a dog." "That dog pissed over the shrine of the god." "And it was found dead in the morning." "She was angry and wanted to tore down the shrine." "On the next day she became like this." "Well, just forget it." "How are you gonna go home?" "Better wait until the rain stops." "Doggy." "Where have you been?" "Let's go home What?" "!" "I miss you so much." "Let's go!" "Hungry?" "I'll cook for you, okay?" "Let me go." "I ate already." "Let's go home." "I'll make food for you." "Auntie!" "You have quite a few doggy friends." "Doggy!" "Let me go!" "Grandma, go back home." "Come on!" "Welcome!" "Welcome!" "Congratulations!" "Sure." "Row Row a boat in calm deep river thinking of a rower" "Row Row a boat in calm deep river thinking of a rower" "Row Row a boat in calm deep river" "Please stand up and help us row" "Row Row a boat in calm deep river thinking of a rower" "Rowing a boat to buy stuff Rowing a boat to buy stuff" "Please stand up and help us row" "Row Row a boat in calm deep river thinking of a rower" "Row Row a boat in calm deep river thinking of a rower" "Rowing a boat to buy silk" "Rowing a boat to buy silk" "Hey!" "Would join me in the booze?" "I'm not going." "Go!" "Same Pub." "Same Pub." "Cheers!" "Bottom up!" "Where is Don?" "I haven't seen him around." "I haven't seen him since the evening." "When will the light be back?" "These damn mosquitoes are killing me." "Stop whining." "The power is back soon." "Move over." "Take it away from me." "Mosquito What mosquito?" "Meatball, meatball." "The atmosphere like this... is perfect for spooky stories." "Want to hear a real story?" "The grand-grandpa used to say that before it is a Banyan tree standing there." "He said..." "This soul belongs to a solder... a power-mad general... who had done great, heroic killing people like tiny animals." "So he was tragically assassinated making him full of wrath and hatred... until today..." "Moreover, they told that this soul has a spectral power." "Everyone starts idolizing it." "What about the one who died and became a Banyan ghost?" "Yeah..." "The one who died with wrath and could not be reborn." "Seem he's waiting for someone." "Who is that?" "Madam Ting." "He is a fortune teller and a spirit medium." "Been here for two months." "Let's do another toss!" "Let him." "Again?" "Yeah." "Still have some left." "That's it." "Ake." "Ake." "I'll kill you..." "Ake." "Ake." "Don..." "Don!" "Don is still not up yet." "What do you want from him?" "Why don't you buy me some Chinese buns?" "You don't know what your friends think indeed." "What do you think about Bell and Don?" "Nothing much as far as I see." "The best he can do is grabbing her hand." "Just staring into her eyes!" "Grabbing hand!" "Eye staring." "Hand grabbing." "Whoa!" "Who's that?" "That's awesome!" "What the fuck is awesome?" "Don't tell me that you two... are mistaking me with Bruce Bullshit." "It's Willis!" "Wow!" "That means..." "I'll tell you what happened." "I won the three-number jackpot!" "And how about you guys?" "We all passed the Entrance exams." "Really?" "See?" "I told you the Banyan god is sacred." "And where are you heading to?" "To buy stuff to make an offering." "Making an offering!" "That's perfect." "I haven't done it either." "Come on, please!" "Get on!" "Hurry up!" "You are the first to sit on it." "Go a little further." "Shoot!" "A little further." "More!" "I told you to move outward not inward." "That is quite a crotch-cobra!" "Your dad love you so much he gives you a lot." "You all did get through the Entrance, huh?" "Yeah." "I met Mork at the Karaoke." "She's pretty." "Isn't he a man?" "Mork is a friend of Ooy's." "Mork sits next to Ooy." "Mork and Urm is nothing but Mork and Ooy is something." "You're so dirty." "Dirty about what?" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Make three steps backward." "What's wrong?" "This place is quite familiar." "I don't think my memory is wrong." "I can even recognize the leaves." "Oh Fuck!" "The Banyan tree is gone!" "I guess we entered a wrong alley." "Cause seasons change frequently here." "And more importantly," "The shrine we've been looking for has already disappeared." "Keep it up." "We're about to laugh now." "Why don't you cooperate with me?" "Just a bit." "We almost get it." "Hey you!" "Can I ask you something?" "Oh..." "Oh..." "You... you... are... are... going..." "We come make an offering." "What?" "You co-m-e-come too late." "Who paid for us?" "The M-M-Metropolis has taken it away." "How come?" "Don't you know..." "They're constructing a road for cars to run." "Oh, a new road." "Yeah." "Cut the tree to make a road." "But that tractor got burned up and the driver was dead." "The Banyan god must be angry." "Listen." "The god is not here anymore." "You all..." "The god has got a-an-angry." "The god has got ankle." "Oh-oh!" "Have fun with your laugh." "The god will surely get back to you." "The god must be very angry." "The god is angry." "How could you still laughing?" "You..." "Do we look like we're laughing?" "You all must die." "I wanna go to Pitsanuloke." "Die!" "You all must die!" "The god must be quite upset now." "Ah!" "I'm just kidding!" "Let's eat." "It's still warm." "I stir fried it myself." "Who is ringing the doorbell at this late?" "Oh, you all are sleeping." "Such a pig!" "Go..." "You two... go to..." "What the fuck!" "What?" "Is something wrong?" "Nothing." "Hey!" "Don!" "Are you all right?" "What is it?" "Let's go, Bell." "Are you sure this is a shortcut?" "I think we lost." "Bag it!" "You know how long I have been a rider?" "The word "lost" is not in my dictionary." "Wow!" "You are so cool, man!" "Come on!" "I'll take you." "Hey Mo!" "Huh?" "Do you see what I see?" "Hello." "Excuse me, Please." "Excuse me, miss." "This late at night..." "Where are you heading to?" "To the end of the market." "What a coincidence!" "I'm about to pass that way too." "Do you mind joining me for a ride?" "You have someone riding with." "Don't worry, miss." "This kid is just my servant." "I've just flown back from aboard." "I'm a rich man in disguise." "Mo." "Yes, sir" "What?" "Getting off?" "Yeah." "Do it!" "Shit!" "You buffalo, man." "That's it." "Please get on the bike." "Move in a little bit." "Don't worry." "Catch hold of my waist before you fall out." "Hold it to my heart." "Both hands tightly, okay?" "Vroom!" "To the left!" "Vroom!" "Brake!" "There's a car coming!" "Oops!" "I forgot to start the engine." "Oh, Mother of God!" "Everything seems perfect except one thing." "This stupid noise of a xylophone... really ruins the atmosphere." "Who the hell is dead today?" "Do you work at Sukiyaki restaurant?" "Yes." "I like eating Sukiyaki." "I like to eat dim sum." "And because I'm something." "Oops!" "My cock..." "Kwai feels the booty call." "How about you?" "Are you home alone?" "Are you coming to live with me?" "I have to ask for a permission from my parents." "Including my royal grandparents." "If they will allow me." "Since I liked to escape from the palace." "But it'd be difficult." "Getting farther and farther." "I think it is getting quite bizarre." "That's not bizarre." "This is what you should call bizarre." "Damn!" "It's blackout again." "You don't remember, do you?" "Wan!" "Nurse, is my friend all right?" "The doctor said that he'll be home in a few days." "All visitors should wait outside." "Give me a hand." "Did Wan get an electric shock?" "I forgot to ask." "What happened with your leg?" "A bike accident?" "Want me to Molly whop you?" "Don't say "bike accident" to me." "You know how long I've been riding a motorcycle?" "The speed of 200 with no hands no legs." "I did it all." "Then you got spooked by a ghost." "Right?" "This cutie is right." "Come get my reward." "I'll kiss your cheek." "I'm just kidding." "About my leg, here is what happened." "I think it is getting quite bizarre." "That's not bizarre." "This is what you should call bizarre." "Oh Fuck!" "I'm fucking scared." "I'm fucking scared." "I'm scared." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "I'm scared!" "I'm not flirt." "I'm not cool." "I'm just a stupid Kwai." "I give up." "I'm scared." "My leg?" "My leg!" "My leg is broken!" "Let's make it clear." "Since we went to the Banyan god shrine... we have been followed by something." "Absolutely right!" "You'd made a prayer but didn't return the offerings." "He's now calling upon you." "Who is it?" "Holy cow!" "Look!" "What a posture!" "Look at his outfit." "Your house must be freezing." "Why are you up there?" "Get down here." "And stop making such a lemon face." "Stupid putz!" "Who is that?" "Come on, Bell." "Oh Fuck!" "Bell?" "Is that you?" "Hey!" "What are you doing to me?" "I haven't done anything." "Why are you excited?" "It's not time to get horny." "This is me." "Go back to sleep." "Bell." "Hmm... stinky smell." "I'm out of here." "Nobody is waiting for me." "Here..." "I come" "It is crawling near..." "What the heck are you playing?" "The crab crawling..." "Look at the crab crawling." "My legs can't move." "No one tells me." "Not telling me a word." "I'm out of here." "Again?" "Oh damn!" "Let me go!" "Somebody help me!" "Hey!" "Help me!" "Kwai, fight her back!" "Fight her back." "Kwai." "You can do it." "Let me go." "Follow me every damn day!" "You know I'm scared." "Always turning tail and run." "Always turning tail and run." "Come on!" "Let's call spade a spade." "Straight from the shoulder." "Come on!" "Your move looks like a stupid goose flying." "Come closer." "That's too close." "Come on." "Bring it on." "I told you I have a girlfriend." "What do you want from me?" "What a butter face!" "You're not my type." "Why don't you follow those guys?" "More handsome hunks are down there." "I'm not for you." "Cracked bitch!" "That's wickedly sinful." "Unacceptable." "I can't take it." "Scaring the shit out of me like this..." "A green face like that is not my type." "You wanna leave peacefully..." "Or you wanna be sent the hard way with my pants taking off..." "If you still don't get away I'll take my pants off." "You'll see a spooky thing inside." "Here." "Here." "See?" "She's scared, huh?" "If you don't learn a lesson." "I'll beat you with this one-eyed trouser trout." "That serves you right!" "Where the hell are you all?" "Where are you?" "Yes, doctor." "Thank you." "What did he say?" "He suggested that we take him to a psychiatrist." "Why?" "He hollers all over the hospital." "Babble about some weird thing." "We'd better find a way to return the offering." "I'm starting to worry about him." "The Banyan tree from Sukati alley has been sent to the sawmill." "Do you have the number?" "Number?" "Just a second." "The phone number, right?" "Mo, jot it down." "There is no vacancy for workers." "Wait." "We're not here for jobs." "I need your help." "Trouble?" "Oh no!" "Take it easy." "It's not what you think." "We're looking for... uh... well..." "Is the owner of the sawmill here?" "I am the owner of Lim Ha Chiang." "How do you do?" "Well, we..." "Just say what you want." "We're looking for the Banyan tree that is just sent to your sawmill." "There is no Banyan tree here." "We have only boards." "And planks." "And in the future..." "We'll have a golf club too." "Kidding!" "Anyway, could you allow us to look around?" "And I'll buy all of these." "Please." "Please help us, sir." "You're buying all of these, right?" "There are many kinds of wood." "Pick what you like." "Has any strange things happened here recently?" "Strange thing..." "The wood..." "Have you ever heard of... the living wood?" "Damn!" "I can't even say anything, can I?" "This fucking wood looks ugly." "Oh, I can't curse you anything huh?" "Bastard." "Bastard!" "You brick!" "Bastard!" "Oh, It's reacting back." "Son of a bi-bi-bi... beautiful!" "Damn!" "I can't touch anything." "Is that wood still here?" "No." "It's sold out." "To a big customer." "Do you want anything else?" "No thanks..." "May we also be excused now?" "Do we have more banyan wood coffins?" "No." "This is the last one we have." "And it's already sold out." "Be careful." "All right." "Get cracking!" "Shoot!" "It was bought." "What should we do?" "You think if we ask them to change to other coffin" "What will they say?" "Wan!" "Yummy omelet!" "I made it myself." "Wan." "Are you all right?" "What the hell?" "Not be here..." "It's heavy." "Hey... careful!" "It's not too late." "We can get it done quickly." "Is this not fucking late?" "Come on!" "Ready?" "New wood and new corpse." "That's your cheap shot." "Hurry up!" "These mosquitoes are killing me." "Mo." "Come on!" "That's it." "Fucking stink!" "Why let go so quickly?" "Come on, Ake." "Catch it!" "When are they gonna come?" "It's weird." "Hey Kwai!" "Why are you doing here?" "What took you so long?" "I can't be alone." "There's something up there." "All right." "You go prepare the stuff." "I'll check it out." "I'm serious." "Hey Ake!" "Hey!" "Try to remember the words you uttered on that day." "You must fulfill whatever you promised." "Otherwise..." "All of your efforts will be in vain." "I'll kill you." "I'll kill you." "The misfortune is over." "We're even now." "Wan, I'm kind of curious..." "When you're in that room did you remember anything?" "It's like a dream." "It took me to the past..." "long time ago." "There're soldiers wearing rather old uniforms marching all over the place." "If I move the troop out but you can't get out..." "It means we're at a disadvantage." "I'm not trying to fan the flame." "We must reach a mutual agreement." "If we can't move our troops to each strategic areas" "The opponent might backfire us with their attack." "I have drafted the announcement." "This will be our vow for the unity among all of us." "Through our dignity, we promise that we won't leave anyone behind." "We're willing to die together." "Your telegram, sir." "And then..." "I can't remember what happens." "Damn!" "I'm about in a mood." "All right." "Since we have come this far." "Hold on!" "Stop your bullshit." "Stop sipping that beer." "A kid like you not to drink beer." "You've just ask me for a toss." "Well, the past is with the past." "I'll take care of the rest." "I think we've got a problem." "What's wrong?" "My finger got stuck in a bottle." "I can't take it out." "It stuck!" "How did it get in there?" "What?" "You're deep shit." "I'm fucked!" "I told you not to pick it up..." "Then I..." "Now I gotta drain my dragon." "What should I do?" "How am I gonna pee... with this shit on?" "Use a stick to support your ding-dong." "My foot is hurt." "How am I gonna pee?" "Let's hide." "Sit down." "That's Kwai." "Yeah, right." "Do a prank on him." "How?" "He is coming." "Let's hide." "Surprise!" "What's going on?" "You've just been possessed." "Possessed?" "That ghost doesn't go anywhere." "It's still around here." "Hiding in one of you." "It's still around here... because of the incense powder, right?" "I think we should open a way for him to get out." "Do you think I'm joking to you?" "Hey!" "Close the circle!" "Don't worry." "I can prove it." "Whoever keeps this in your mouth he will be safe." "Let me the first one to prove." "Boy!" "The tongue move." "Making sound." "Very fit." "Who's next?" "Mo." "Ah, you go first." "This is not some kind of joke." "Let the soul be in too long you might end up losing your body." "Mo... go ahead!" "I'll be next then." "At least I'm not the last one." "Very smooth, aren't you?" "Mo!" "Me?" "Yeah." "Come on, Mo." "Yuck!" "Madam, your fetish must already be dead!" "Eww!" "It stinks too." "Kwai... what should I do, man?" "This thing is sucked twice already." "Aren't you feel sorry for him?" "How about a helping hand?" "Take a pick." "No." "I choose this one." "Wan!" "Hey..." "Wan" "Madam." "You broke the vow." "I'll kill you." "Madam." "You broke the vow." "I'll kill you." "What are you talking about?" "We did return you the offering." "I want your life." "What?" "We've given the offerings." "What else do you want from me?" "I want your life!" "I want your life!" "Madam... what is going on here?" "That means you did not complete the ritual." "There must be something wrong" "Or the wood that you brought was not..." "Who did you ask about the wood?" "That guy." "We met him the other day." "I remember him." "Damn!" "That jerk again?" "He is my worker." "I'm sorry." "He is kind of a dim bulb." "About the banyan tree that you've been looking for it was sent to a toothpick factory around the Farmer Market." "Go check it out." "Do you have toothpicks made from Banyan tree?" "I don't sell those of a low-grade wood." "Only high-grade are for sale here." "Here." "This one." "We call it Maple wood." "Do you know where it from?" "It's from Holland." "Do you know Ruud Van Nistelrooy?" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Kids these days... like to curse 'fuck and fuck'." "What's a big deal about fuck?" "Fuck you!" "Fuck!" "Moron!" "It's not gonna work." "What the fuck are you looking at?" "What the fuck are you looking at?" "What did you say?" "Nothing, bro." "May I have the toothpick in your..." "What do you want?" "That toothpick in your mouth." "Why?" "There are many more toothpicks." "Yean, but..." "What?" "What the fuck do you want it for?" "I have the whole new pack for you here." "What do you want it for?" "Really want it?" "Yes." "You want it, right?" "Please..." "I beg you." "Okay." "Go get it." "Fuck!" "It's burned!" "What the fuck is wrong with him?" "If the holy god really exists..." "Please help us find the Banyan tree soon." "Amen!" "A noodle seller and a Hainan-chicken seller are fighting for some kind of a fetish that is believed to bring good luck... that thing is a toothpick." "Don't push me." "It's my toothpick, Chief." "Have a seat and take it easy." "Don't you understand Thai?" "It's my toothpick." "That's mine!" "What do you want?" "Don't bullshit." "You stole my toothpick!" "No!" "You stole my toothpick." "Officer, clear this up for me." "Lieutenant... reporters are here for the toothpick case." "All right." "Let him in." "Good evening." "This way, please." "The non-sense news always sells, doesn't it?" "What do you wanna know?" "Can I have a look at that toothpick?" "Sarge, bring the toothpick in." "Watch out!" "It's haunted, you know?" "Is it gonna be on the headline?" "A toothpick ghost." "What's a big deal about it?" "Just a piece of an ordinary toothpick" "How could a ghost be in it?" "I'm going to the restroom." "I forgot to tell you that I just use it." "What a stupid lieutenant you are!" "Lieutenant!" "Lieutenant!" "Lieutenant!" "Lieutenant!" "Lieutenant!" "Lieutenant!" "Damn!" "Anybody!" "Where is everyone?" "Hey!" "Get somebody here..." "Where are they?" "Lieutenant!" "What's up?" "Bell, where is Wan?" "In his room." "Ake, did you get the toothpick?" "Yes." "Go get Madam Ting." "He is not here anymore." "Uncle Ling already flew the coop..." "Nobody is here." "What do you mean?" "They all ran away?" "I can't wait anymore." "Kwai, hold this." "You traitor didn't keep your promise." "Isn't it a bit too late?" "I'm so sorry that we return you the offering so late." "I don't want your apology." "I want your friend's life." "He betrayed me..." "Why do you have to do this?" "We've tried to find a piece of banyan tree." "Please." "I beg you." "Give it to me." "All we want is taking our friend back." "It's not about you anymore." "Or the opponent has known about our strategy." "Then... you go ahead with the plan." "I'll take care of this point." "You gotta put them off." "There's a bridge about 500 meters from here." "Let's meet over there." "Do you think it's all about the votive prayer you gave me?" "That's not it." "You can't remember, right?" "Document!" "Sir!" "Did you betray us?" "The situation is changed." "Or else we would become a rebel." "Why do you have to be so harsh?" "He is my friend!" "Do you have a fucking idea." "How long I've been waiting for you two." "I'm sorry." "It's my fault." "Punish me..." "So I can wash away my guilt." "Kill me if it can release you from the hatred." "And your soul can be reborn." "But I'll be back to kill you in the next life." "You want it to be never-ended?" "You don't want me to be enraged?" "You deserted me..." "When I think you all are my friends." "It's my fault that I can't help you." "You think we're happy about that?" "Think we're so happy all these times?" "Why do you have to be so harsh?" "He is my friend!" "We gotta find a scapegoat." "We promised that we won't abandon one another." "Willing to die together." "After that day... it's like we've passed a tough chapter of our life." "That made me understand the meaning of 'promise'." "And would never forget." "About Wan..." "He himself didn't know what had happened." "And nobody had mentioned about it." "For Bell..." "After that day we didn't see her ever again." "Wow!" "This much better than beer" "If I knew about it earlier." "I'll never drink anything else." "It's strange." "When we're gather here..." "I'm thinking of Kwai." "Speaking about him we haven't met him for a long time." "Kwai!" "Oh, you ruined my image." "I've changed my name, you know?" "Kally What?" "Kally." "What?" "Kally." "K-A-L-L and Y with a low tone." "Honey, pronounce it." "Ahem." "Kal-ly." "Your tongue." "Kal." "Kal." "I told you use your tongue." "Kal..." "Kal" "Kal" "You're a funny girl." "Kwai What?" "Your new bike?" "Very nice!" "Where did you get the money from?" "I won a three-number jackpot!" "I asked it from the god." "The rain tree god." "The one next to the banyan tree." "Didn't remember, huh?" "I won the lotto so I got both bike and babe." "Hey, I never forget about you all." "I've also made a prayer for you." "You'll get bike and babe like me." "Kwai!" "Kally!"