"Ching-ching, this is my home and your home" "Don't you like it?" "Yes, I don't have to wander any more" "Master, is there anyone living with you?" "No, I'm the only one here" "Those plants..." "That neighborhood kid waters them everyday" "Don't pluck them;" "they are for seeding" "Clean up for me" "I'll get river water" "I'm lucky" "Stop!" "Chia-le" "Oh, no, master!" "Well, I'm here to get water" "On your knees" "Yes, master" "I didn't tell you to get fish here" "You like fish, master" "Not now." "Let it go" "Set it free?" "Set it free" "He used to kill anything in sight" "Your Worship, it's you" "Sure" "Your master wouldn't be so kind-hearted" "I think so too" "You're much taller after these years" "Only a little taller" "Carry the water" "Yes" "Let's compete in getting back" "Why are you so slow?" "Hurry up, out of breath?" "Never, maybe you are" "I've failed again" "Steadfastness is better than speed" "Go back and change" "I'll introduce a friend" "Good" "A new friend?" "Master, you're back?" "Need any help?" "No, go on with your work" "Your Worship" "Is this your best clothing?" "Yes, master gave it to me reluctantly" "Your master must really adore you!" "Didn't you promise to introduce a friend?" "Yes, in the room" "Let me introduce myself" "Buddy, let me help you" "Put me down!" "You're small but shapely" "Capture him." "He molested me" "I'll chop his arm off" "I didn't know she was a girl" "Ching-ching" "Only a misunderstanding!" "Offending a shrew, you're in trouble" "You'd be better off if I beat you" "Play-acting Use two books as cushion" "That's the only way to clam her down" "Coming" "Bastard, you assaulted my pupil I'll kill you" "Hell with you" "Master, he's got some padding" "Does he?" "You really are crafty" "Now you must bear with it" "He normally didn't do that" "You promised to hit lightly" "This will make you cries sound real" "Enough" "Ching-ching, still want to chop off his arm?" "Your Worship, don't do that" "You think it's for fun only?" "I'll give up" "Don't worry, she's not serious" "Ching-ching, chop off his arm" "Don't!" "I won't" "You won't?" "Master" "Yes?" "Chop it for me" "Me?" "Come on" "Chop a little" "You take me for some meat?" "You told me to act" "To get punched to please her" "Master, you teamed up with an outsider against me" "Ching-ching" "Sorry, she has to go to the toilet" "Excuse me" "Again?" "I'm leaving" "Leaving?" "Wipe the floor first" "Bad luck to the opponent who has to bow" "I didn't touch her I didn't know she's a girl" "I had to pose as the broom, or the cow" "No way of telling what's up, what's down" "Your Worship" "So I've got a tougher man" "It was your fault Where's your master?" "He's gone to get something, he'll return later" "The yin on the journey, the yang keep away" "I must relax while at work" "We dance, we keep dancing" "Let's kick-dance, dance forward, backward" "Let's dance forward, let's kick-dance" "Sorry" "What a mess you've brought, young man" "Freshen up" "Freshen up" "I should've brought" "Chia-le to help me" "How come?" "Get up" "Do me a favor" "Kick, bend waist" "It hurts" "Me only." "You too?" "Get up, turn" "Let's keep hopping" "It's a hard job" "Do me a favor" "Hop, hop" "Good" "You should've done that" "Don't waste it!" "What a relief" "You really are nice." "Go on" "Don't do it horizontally, don't!" "Don't jump down!" "Don't come down!" "So many of them." "Stop!" "I've got it Not this one" "Don't touch my corpse, or I'll make you a moron" "Trying to lure me with beauty?" "Don't look!" "Why is there such a scent?" "She's kissing me" "Why is my heart beating so hard?" "It's beating tic-tack!" "No, don't!" "I can't control myself" "Bad!" "It's warm" "It's great" "It hurts but I feel great" "I played along because you're shapely" "You can't seduce me" "So it's a fox I'd better give up" "They're breaking of Don't jay-jump!" "Come on" "Mind your head" "Ching-ching, only a misunderstanding" "Attention!" "Pack up!" "Chia-le, open up" "Chia-le" "Bastard, why are you taking a nap?" "Master" "Why is master giving these poles to the vampires?" "Presto!" "The walking corpses are inspired" "Forget the ringing" ""Aye ya" commands you to" "Listen to my command!" "Try!" "Aye ya!" "It's serious!" "Bad!" "Coming!" "It's serious!" "I hit you so hard and you won't yell out "aye ya"!" "Aye ya..." "Master, don't scream any more!" "They may kill you" "What?" "Aye... is taboo" "Taboo?" "Aye ya..." "Aye ya..." "You're smart" "Aye ya..." "Aye ya..." "Aye ya..." "Listen to my command" "Forget "aye ya"" "Fixed" "My master specializes in this" "Do it above board" "Why do it sneakily?" "Luckily I saw it, or I'll get killed" "So heavy?" "Would master be so heavy after death?" "No, he'd leave behind only the skeleton" "Master" "Be nice." "I adore you" "My greeting, grandmaster" "Chia-le, what are you doing in the kitchen?" "I'm making breakfast for you" "Why?" "Master, the priest next door has returned" "Anything important?" "Shall I visit him?" "No" "The priest is coming" "Tell him I'm unwell" "There's no love lost between them" "Your Worship, Ching-ching, please go in" "I heard your master's moans" "Is he all right now?" "He said he's unwell" "Let's go in to see him" "No need" "We'd better return then" "I've already made breakfast for you" "Sorry for the trouble" "Never mind." "Come on" "Master" "I thought you were unwell" "Can't I take my breakfast then?" "Why not?" "Greeting to you Taoist" "Taoist" "Isn't he the Four-eye Taoist you often mentioned, master?" "Yes" "What did he say about me?" "He said you're honest and straight forward" "You're dedicated to fighting evil" "And you're nice to your pupil" "At worst you'd say "I adore you"" "Master, she speaks like an angel" "He also said you treat each other like brothers" "How?" "You face each other speechless" "Master, it that right?" "Right, I'm speechless in his presence" "You're mute" "You're quite cute" "Master, have a cup of tea with him" "Shall I bring the breakfast?" "Say "yes"" "Ching-ching, go in and help him" "Sit down" "Have some tea" "Please" "Come on" "Good" "The tea's nice" "Been a long time" "I thought you were dead" "I went but they asked me to take you along" "Can you go now?" "No" "It's serious!" "What are they doing?" "Finished Come with me at once" "Master" "Master, have breakfast" "Come on, Ching-ching" "Come and have congee" "Ching-ching, let's eat separately" "Why?" "That's impolite" "Take care then" "Your Worship, please humor him" "I told you to eat separately" "Look, the preserved beancurd" "Eat" "Take the pickles Take the radish" "Take preserved beancurd Take peanut" "Take pickles Take radish" "Take peanut Take them all" "Have congee" "Missed" "I give up, you're crafty" "Your Worship, may I help you?" "Let's play little longer" "Your Worship, don't be angry" "He's gone" "Chia-le, be nice I adore you" "Clean the shoes for me" "I've won" "The old boys are in for a lot of things" "Your Worship, Ching-ching, where are you going?" "We're going up to pluck medicinal herbs" "Ching-ching, you too?" "Is that any concern of yours?" "Going up?" "Your Worship" "Aren't you afraid of wild animals?" "What then?" "I don't mind keeping you company" "Don't you have to go to carry water?" "I do it everyday Let me lead you" "Very well" "Look left and right, and go" "Ching-ching, are you still mad at me?" "Take this" "Forget it, I'm not so narrow-minded" "That is good" "What a nuisance, same thing day and night" "Master" "Master, what are you doing?" "Nonsense, pay homage to the Patron" "How are you?" "What are you doing?" "Over" "Find." "I'm making dolls What about you?" "Say "over"." "Over" "Over" "I'm all right." "Over" "What is your master doing?" "Over" "He's holding a coconut No idea what" "I see." "It's for my head" "Over" "Your master's a beast." "Over" "Your master's a beast." "Over" "Go to bed early." "Or you can't sleep" "Sleep Must start rituals at daybreak" "Why's the cock crowing so early?" "What a nuisance" "I can't hold on" "The coconut won't work, nor do the bowl  cotton" "Even lamp wicks can do you nothing" "Master, where are you going before dawn?" "To buy a house" "Buy a house?" "Monk, come here" "Morning, Taoist" "Paying regards to me so early?" "Shut up" "Name a price for your house" "Well, how much?" "So much gold?" "Taoist, we're good neighbors" "How can money buy a neighbor?" "What can make you go away then?" "Amida Buddha I'm ready to read sutras" "Here till I die" "Well, let me wait till you pass away" "Monk, forget what I've said just now" "Why does this doll look like you?" "Ching-ching made it according to my looks" "Give it to me, will you?" "Yes, if you please" "Can I have your signature?" "Yes" "A signature is not intimate enough Better put a chop" "Take it" "Thank you" "Don't mention it" "I must leave now" "Why does master want this doll?" "Master" "Set the altar" "Now?" "It's not yet dawn" "Any day's good for this" "You're finished for sure" "Master, are you trying to jinx that priest?" "Why not?" "Stand aside" "See how long you can go on" "Master" "Master, what are you doing?" "I don't know what I'm doing" "Of course you don't I hit your "laugh sinus"" "What are you doing, master?" "I've been hit on this." "Break if for me" "Why am I opening this cabinet?" "It hurts" "Why am I holding these pincers?" "I removed a tooth, luckily a decayed one, but it hurts" "Master, how do u feel?" "My tooth, again" "My hand" "Not the right side, the left side" "It's serious" "Master, bear with it" "Come and stab me" "Not here, not here" "Right, but not deep enough" "Master" "I've been under control" "Anyway to break it, master" "Use garlic" "I don't know how" "Master" "Master" "Impossible" "Who's jinxing you?" "Could it be that lousy Taoist?" "So it really is him" "Go back" "Where is it?" "It's cute" "I'll go back and change" "What are you up to?" "Trying to jinx my master?" "No, no such thing" "You removed my master's tooth, didn't you?" "Don't!" "Do you confess or not?" "I did it" "Why did you do that to my master?" "Only for fun" "Fun?" "Well, let me play along with you" "What are you up to?" "Don't, it could be fatal" "Chia-le, help!" "Hurry up" "Don't!" "Master" "Ching-ching, forgive my master" "He's evil Let me launch him to the sky" "Four-eye, let begones by begones" "Stop dreaming" "Launch him to the sky" "We're breaking even now" "Well, all right, let's go" "Monk, are you going to help me?" "Make him drink a tank of oil and he'll recover" "Drink the whole tank" "Let's go" "You're fantastic" "Chia-le, hurry" "Master, hold it" "Master, drink it quickly" "Master, go on, still some more" "Hurry up, finish it" "Come on, there's still a little left" "Almost finished now" "Finished, master" "Finished" "Master, how do you feel now?" "I feel greasy" "Watch out, master" "Well, let's forget it!" "Master, are you all right?" "I feel fine" "Let me help you go in" "Now I feel flatulent, and you did it" "Go to bed early" "I can't" "Where's the toilet?" "I need it" "The toilet?" "Let me take you there" "Hurry up" "Watch out" "Brother" "Brother" "Brother" "Uncle" "Uncle" "Taoist Crane" "Priest yi-yu" "Why are you stopping over here?" "Let me borrow some glutinous rice from brother" "Glutinous rice?" "Wu-yuan, let's stop here for a rest" "Let's take a rest here Put it down" "Chia-le, go and get some glutinous rice" "A gold-rimmed coffin marked with carpenter black!" "Right, it's a vampire" "Why don't you burn it?" "He comes from the frontier, we can't burn it" "We must get it to the capital for Royal decision" "Taoist Crane, why don't you pull down this tent?" "Let it absorb more sunshine" "You're right." "Thank you" "Pull it down" "I was going to say it" "Why didn't you say so then?" "Why are we pulling down the tent?" "The reason is..." "Shut up." "I'm talking to him, not you" "The reason is..." "It's unlucky to talk too slowly" "But talking fast gets cursed" "More sunshine can lower its copse aura" "Is that so?" "Pull it down then." "Be careful" "Pull it down" "Here you are, uncle" "Thank you, brother" "Don't mention it Hope you don't have to use it" "No more nonsense Let's go on" "Go on" "Depart" "It's all right, depart now" "I won't be in your way See you again" "Goodbye, brother" "Goodbye, uncle" "See you again" "Amida Buddha" "Thank you Your Worship Please take care" "Such a nice coffin must be costly" "Sure, it's made of gold" "I must work hard to earn money" "Some day I may buy you one, master" "You're quite loyal" "Wish they were all right" "It hasn't rained for a long time" "Why does it rain?" "Heaven must have drunk too much" "Why doesn't it snow?" "Snowing means intestinal disorder" "Thundering is gas?" "Typhoon is bad odor?" "What's earthquake?" "Earthquake is seeking a hideout Good night, master" "Wonder how brother is doing now" "Hurry up" "Get more hands to help." "Hurry" "Hurry up." "Disgusting" "That camp's fixed" "Can we put the coffin in first?" "Why?" "Because the black is fading" "No" "A little later..." "A little later is okay, not now" "Brother, we can enter the camp now" "Sit still" "Depart" "Hurry up" "Hurry up" "Draw down the curtain" "Push it into the camp, quick" "Hurry up" "Harder" "Harder" "There's no more rain" "What happened?" "It's frightening" "Bring a rope, quick" "A rope to tie that vampire" "Why is there such a noise?" "Bad, they're coming" "Sorry, Your Highness" "Don't!" "Run quickly" "Help!" "Help!" "What happened?" "A vampire!" "Help him in" "Get the thing" "Ching-ching, bring the snake wine" "Not glutinous rice?" "Glutinous rice won't work now" "Its poison has spread all over" "So we must use the snake wine to absorb it" "Show me now" "What did it happen?" "While we were on the journey a thunder stormed and we entered the camp" "But once inside, he ran out" "It was really frightening" "Please make the story short" "They all got killed" "What about my brother?" "I saw him kissed by that vampire" "Where?" "In the woods" "Let's go" "Dress his wound, make him drink lily seed water" "I'll go out with the taoist to have a look" "Chia-le, you stay here" "Why, master?" "He was poisoned by the corpse, he may get worse" "Then you kill him" "Go now" "Amida Buddha" "Brother, what happened?" "He's no longer human now" "He may wreak, havoc unless I kill him" "Brother, how do you feel?" "The poison has reached my heart, it's beyond control" "Kill me!" "No" "Don't!" "I'm sorry for failing to have..." "Why don't you stop him from killing himself?" "Shut up" "He killed himself with a sword to avoid" "Affecting the others" "How can I stop such a noble deed?" "Splendid" "Killing evils, then killing himself" "Why such an ordeal" "It's not a ordeal" "He died heroically" "A true credit to Taoism" "My salutes" "Let me worship you on my knees" "You really know what to do" "How come?" "The back not touching the ground means insincerity" "To show my sincerity, do it again" "So you got away with it so easily" "I'm trying to get a talisman" "Only this left" "Please open it for me" "No problem" "Are you all right?" "Yes, I want to go out for some air" "Good" "I'd rather be sick if you were so nice" "What's the trouble?" "I seem to have a fever" "I feel a bit dizzy" "A fever?" "No" "My hand's hot" "It's not" "It is" "My heart hurts" "Where?" "Over here" "Here" "I feel better when you press it" "Press it yourself then I'll go get the herbs" "How do you feel?" "I can hardly breathe" "Why?" "I need oxygen" "That fabric is a nuisance" "I mustn't open my eyes She must be shy" "Oh, I can't see anything" "Gosh!" "I can't see, can't breathe" "What happened?" "I'm out of oxygen" "Let me" "Oxygen" "How do you feel?" "Better?" "Better I can's see, can't breathe" "Why?" "Can't se anything again" "What are you doing?" "Artificial resuscistation" "Just now those two mouths..." "Mine" "Are you all right?" "Yes" "Where are you going?" "To rinse my mouth" "What a prank" "That cissy man's made my mouth stink" "Brother..." "Which one?" "You" "What are you up to now?" "What would happen if we were hurt by a vampire?" "Small thing According to my master" "You'd feel cold all over" "Then itchy all over" "Why?" "Because fingernails will grow out of you" "What then?" "Then your mouth itches and you yearn to bite" "Why don't you ask me the reason?" "Why?" "Because two teeth will protrude out of you" "At this stage, you'll go berserk" "You're fascinated by blood and it's smell" "You're no longer human then" "What then?" "What?" "Half-man, half-ghost" "What sound is that?" "Didn't they die?" "Why?" "Ching-ching, get the thing" "What are you doing?" "I screamed out of fear" "Coming" "What do you want?" "Squat down" "Don't be afraid, it's all right" "Here are three of them Pick one" "No problem" "Here" "Help!" "I can't hold on." "Let's go" "That child" "Too late now" "Fight any one as he comes" "Why is it quiet now?" "Cover him with a blanket Quiet!" "Tear it into two" "Don't worry" "Don't worry." "You go first" "Chia-le" "My bottom!" "Chia-le" "Ching-Ching" "Chia-le, duck" "Don't kill!" "Why did you try to kill him?" "Not my fault He came crashing over" "You're a beast!" "He's unhuman I kill him for his own relief" "Ask him if you doubt my words" "How do you feel?" "Great" "Brother, I won't forget you" "What mischief are you up to?" "Nothing at all" "Why did you paint your face like that?" "I sought only to save my life" "Brother, see you in the next life" "May you rest in peace" "Amlda Buddha" "Do you fell itchy and shivering?" "Don't make fun of us" "I just want to give him relief" "Get out of my sight!" "Master, don't we have to burn these?" "Go away Didn't you hear?" "Master, I'll help you in a minute" "Are you all right?" "Yes, but they hurt my bottom" "Get the snake wine to dress the wound then" "Go" "Now you're wounded all over" "You're dying." "Immerse in it" "I feel great, master" "Get some friends to enjoy it with you" "Master, why are you putting the snakes in?" "They give you a speedier recovery" "Don't you want to get well?" "Of course" "Take your bath then" "Why did that half-man half-corpse get here?" "We're the only families in this vicinity" "They have no other place to go to" "Help!" "Ching-ching, go in quickly" "Let me" "Am I glad to have the spell!" "This has turned into a spirit" "Oh, there's no more left" "Don't worry" "Oh, we're helpless" "Attack his eyes" "It hurt" "Go on!" "Wait..." "You can't match him empty-handed" "Go and get weapons" "What now, master?" "Go to the morgue with them" "It's safer there" "Take it" "What about you?" "I don't need it" "Go" "Lend a hand" "One is missing" "What are you doing with the malted sugar?" "Stick him if he comes in through the door" "Then try to escape" "Ching-ching, please help me" "That way" "Chia-le, is it all right inside?" "We're all right Your Worship" "Be alert" "Your Worship" "Master?" "Hold him" "Let's go" "You Worship, the vampire is inside" "Don't go in there" "Take off the shoes; fast" "Chia-le, sprinkle him with rice water" "Go away" "I don't believe you can't be killed" "Master, come and help" "Keep on hacking" "Bestow strength on me, Grandmaster" "The master is being possessed" "Don't disturb him A puncture, then nothing" "Even my steely frame can't work wonders" "My innards have all been disturbed by him" "Innards..." "Right, his interior Get all the poison" "Ching-ching, come and help" "All right" "Stuff all the poison into his mouth" "The snake is full of rice water Stuff it in" "Help do the stuffing" "Heaven be praised" "Really terrible" "Not as terrible as my last dream" "Who's that?" "My master" "Don't tell him"