"2x08" " Master and the Panda" "♪ Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda!" "♪" "♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom!" "♪" "♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪" "♪ never seeking glory or fame ♪" "♪ he climbed the mountain top ♪" "♪ and earned the Dragon Warrior name. ♪" "♪ Hu!" "Ah!" "Ya!" "♪" "♪ Kung Fu Panda!" "♪" "♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!" "♪" "♪ Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom ♪" "♪ and master the skills of bodacious and awesome ♪" "♪ Kung Fu Panda. ♪" "♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom!" "♪" "♪ He lives, he trains ♪" "♪ and he fights with the Furious Five ♪" "♪ protect the Valley somethin' somethin' ♪" "♪ somethin' somethin' alive ♪" "♪ Oh!" "Ah!" "Uh!" "♪" "♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪" "♪ Legends of awesomeness. ♪" "Sweet!" "[flute music]" "Dig, you wretched wretches." "Dig!" "[clang]" "Lift." "Lift!" "[laughs]" "Oh, it's mine." "Mine!" "The Gong Lu medallion." "Absolute power, at last!" "[laughing] [hums] I loves me some craft fair." "Ten yuan?" "For this piece of junk?" "I..." "I don't want any trouble." "Oh, yeah?" "News flash, you've got trouble." "Yeah, you've got trouble." "Give us your cash box." "Now!" "[porcelain shatters]" "I think those guys need to check out "the kiosk of justice"." "What?" "I mean that, today only, "smackdowns are two for one"!" "I, uh, wha-what?" "[sighs] Craft fair references." "Try to keep up." "Come on, we'll get the drop on those guys." "If you want my cash box, you're gonna have to take it." "[gasps] It's Peng." "Today only, smackdowns are two for one." " [laughs] Two for one!" " [laughs] Yes, yes, yes." "[grunts] Har-ah!" "Oh-oh!" "Yaah!" "Eh, oh." "Hei, hai." "Ahh!" "All:" "Whoa." "I, uh, I gotta get out of here." "I can't let Peng see me." "Why?" "I thought you and Peng were buddies now?" "[smack] Ohh!" "We are, I mean, it's just, uh..." "Look, Peng's a great kid, and a bona fide Kung Fu genius." "But it sort of turns out that he's also kind of..." "Tai Lung's nephew." " What what?" " Tai Lung's nephew?" " How come you never told us?" " Uh, slipped my mind?" " Is it 'cause of what you did?" " What else could I do?" "[thunder]" "Tai Lung was the most dangerous Kung Fu master in China, and he wanted to be Dragon Warrior." "So he tried to destroy us and the valley." "I..." "I had to, you know..." "Skadoosh Peng's uncle?" "Well, when you say it like that, it sounds..." "True?" "[sighs]" "Come on, Po." "You didn't do anything wrong." " Think that matters to Peng?" " I wonder if he knows?" "Hya!" "[grunts]" "Unh, hya!" "Ohh!" "I don't know, but I'm not eager to find out." "Po, Peng's a friend." "You need to be honest with him about... you know." " You didn't have a choice." " Yeah, don't worry." "The kid can handle the truth." "Probably." "Master Monkey." "Master Crane." "It's good to see you, Peng." "Uh, so, uh..." "What brings you back to town?" "I'm here to find the Dragon Warrior." "Have you seen him?" "Of course!" "He's right..." " Uh, there." " Yeah." "He and I need to have a serious talk." "[gasps] He knows!" "[flute music]" "Hey, everybody." "Look who we found." " Peng." " Hey, buddy." " Welcome back, young master." " Master Shifu." "I've returned to find the Dragon Warrior." "Hmm, he rushed in a moment ago." "Po?" "Guess what we found out." "[whistles]" "Zeng, have you seen Po?" "Uh, no..." "no, Master Shifu, uh... he's probably off doing something bodaciously awesome, as is his custom." "[chuckles]" "Master Shifu, have you seen the shift stones?" "One of them is missing." "A shift stone?" "[whistles] Unh." "We seem to have found it." "[quacks]" "Ah, Peng, buddy." "I was just, uh..." "I thought I'd..." "I mean... buddy!" "Dragon Warrior, I was hoping to have a word with you." "Perhaps we could take a walk?" "Uh, sure." "What do you say, Shifu?" "Feel like stretching those furry little legs?" "Actually, I was hoping to speak to you alone." "Okaaay." "Well, here we are." "Nice and secluded." "Just you and me, no one for miles around." "I need to ask you a question." "[laughs] Great!" "So enough about me." "How are you?" "What's new?" " Heard any interesting stories?" " I have heard stories." " About my uncle Tai Lung." " Hmm?" "Mm, hmm." "Tai Lung, did you say?" "Hm, yeah, sounds familiar, but I..." "They say you destroyed him, but that, uh..." "that can't be true." "You're my hero, Po." "Please, please tell me it's not true." "Oh-ho-ho-ho!" "Yes, I did it!" "I skadooshed your uncle!" "[sighs] I'm sorry, Peng." " It is true." " I see." "Wow, you're actually taking this a lot better than I..." " Rah!" " Ayah!" "Yah!" "Hunh, dah, gah." "Hyaa!" "How could you do it?" "I thought you were my friend." "Unh, I am." "But I'm also the Dragon Warrior." "Tai Lung was evil." "All he wanted was power." "Liar!" "Gyah!" "Ah, dah!" "Unh, hunh." "It's true!" "He didn't care who he hurt." "He would have laid waste to the entire valley." "Dyah!" "You destroyed my uncle." "And now you want to spread lies about him!" "Peng, it's no lie." "Hoo, aha." " Whoa!" " Hya, gah, jah!" "Gyai!" "Ah-ow!" "Yaah-haa!" "The Wushi finger hold." "You're gonna use it on me the same way you used it on Tai Lung." "No!" "I..." "of course not." "Peng, I'm sorry." "I just..." "reacted." "Please, can we just be pals like we used to?" " Hya!" " Yow!" "Ah... ahh... ahh... yaah!" "[splash]" "This isn't over, Dragon Warrior!" "[flute music]" "Gah." "[panting] Master Shifu." "Panda!" "You're all right!" "I was so... uh..." "[clears throat]" "You've returned." "Yeah, but if it were up to Peng?" "I wouldn't have." "Monkey and Crane told me of Peng's unfortunate family lineage." " You should have said somethin." " I know." "I guess I was too busy blaming myself for what happened." "No." "It was my fault." "If I had seen the darkness in Tai Lung sooner, then you wouldn't have had to... [sighs] You did what you had to do." "Then why do I feel so crummy about it?" "Because, unlike Tai Lung, beneath all that flab beats the heart of a hero." "[whimpers]" "Whoa!" "Okay, easy Peng." "I know you're upset, but calm down." "Kung Fu versus Kung Fu, you know you can't beat me." "Nothing's changed." "Ah!" "Except for that." "[gulps]" "Do you recognize this sword?" "Hya, yah." "It belonged to my uncle." "The great Kung Fu master Tai Lung." "Oh, it's..." "lovely?" "Ah, Peng." "Vengeance isn't the answer." "Or, if it is the answer, could it not be in the face?" "I'm not here for vengeance." "I checked your story." "[sighs] Everyone confirms it." "Everyone." "My uncle became evil." "You did what you thought... you did the right thing." "Thanks, Peng." "So, you know... you still have an invite to train here at the Jade Palace." "Never." "Kung Fu is like poison." "No, it's not." "It makes you think you can do whatever you want." "No, it helps you do what you must." " Tai Lung..." " Misused Kung Fu." "He turned evil." "[clang]" "I'm quitting Kung Fu." "Forever." "What?" "No, you can't quit!" "You're a once-in-a-generation Kung Fu talent." "If I wasn't me, I'd wanna be you." " We could be partners!" " Good-bye, Po." "Peng, don't, please." "Uh, hey." "You forgot your sword!" "Keep it." "I want nothing to do with power, or my uncle, or Kung Fu!" "Or you!" "[sighs]" "Perhaps it's for the best, Po." "Who knows how much of Tai Lung is truly in Peng?" " You don't mean..." " I don't know." "But when push comes to shove, we show what's really in our hearts." "[knock at door] Oh, it's Peng!" "I'm coming, buddy!" " Hyah!" " Whoa!" "[gasps] [laughs]" "Temutai." "The Jade Palace is mine." "Let golden mittens and a crown of chestnuts be brought to me!" "What?" "Ah... mittens?" "He's wearing the Gong Lu medallion." "It greatly enhances the wearer's abilities." "I will conquer all of China." "And then, a giant stairway... to the Moon!" "It also enhances the wearer's darkest crazed emotions." "Bow to your invincible Moon emperor!" "Are we supposed to take that seriously?" " Take him!" " All:" "Hyai!" "Wait!" "That medallion..." "Ooh!" "All:" "Aah!" "Shifu?" "Guys!" "[grunts]" "Ha!" "Waba!" "Oh, ah." "[grunts] Aaahh!" "[singing] [whoosh, crash]" "Who put this big hole right in front of my shop?" "[grunts] Oh, son." "Are you..." "going to help me fill this up?" "Ah, oh, sorry, Dad." "It's Temutai." "He's super strong and super delusional." "I'm gonna need some serious Kung Fu help." "[sighs]" "And there's only one person with those kind of skills." " Peng." " Great!" "Can he help you fill the hole?" "[whoosh, whoosh]" "[exhales]" " I thought you quit Kung Fu?" " I'm not fighting." "I'm creating." "Big difference." "Peng, I need your help." "It's Temutai." "He's got Shifu and the Five, and there's no telling what he'll do to them." "So handle it." "You're the honorable Dragon Warrior." "I tried." "But he's got this medallion that makes him super strong." "I'm not telling you again, Po." "I'm done with Kung Fu." "Peng, wait." "How can you turn your back on those who need you?" "This is what Kung Fu is for." " What happened to you?" " I learned the truth about my uncle." "I won't follow him down that path." "And, really, I have to thank you, Po." "I owe you one." "You saved me from myself." "Peng, Kung Fu can't make you something you're not." "And you know what I am?" "Yes." "Yes, I do." "When push comes to shove, someone who knows what's right." "[flute music]" "Behold, Temutai!" "Lord of the Moon!" "Let a step ladder of tofu be brought to me!" "Temutai, listen to me." "The Gong Lu medallion is clouding what little judgment you ever had." "Liar!" "You want the Moon for yourself." "But I will finish you off instead." "Stop, Temutai!" "You'll pay for your villainy." "And also for these doors." "Which cost a lot, by the way." "You again." "You are getting on the Moon emperor's last nerve." "Gaah-ra-gah!" "Hya!" "[grunting]" "Whoa!" "Ah!" "Oof." "Po." "What's your plan?" "Uh, plan?" "Yow!" "Hyah!" "Wah-tah!" "Gah!" "[grunts]" "Gah." "Ooh!" "Har!" "Ow." "Ooh." "Oh." "You should have worshipped me when you had the chance." "Ungh." "Who took my medallion?" "Hello, Temutai." "Remember me?" "Ohh." " Peng!" "You came back." " Oh, yes." "You're that nice Kung Fu kid who tried to kill me." "I never liked you!" "Hya!" "Wah!" "Hya-tah!" "[all fighting, grunting]" "Hunh!" "Hunh, unh, ungh." "Peng!" "Yes!" "Way to go, buddy!" "Can someone please free us now?" "Oh, right." " I thought he had us." " All:" "Thanks, Po." "Well done, Peng." "Now give us the medallion so we can lock it up." "But the fire inside." "It's so beautiful." " I can feel its power." " [chuckles] Easy, pal." "That thing's dangerous." "Now hand it over." "No!" "Never felt so strong before." "Like I can do anything." "Anything!" "[grunts, shouts]" "Hyai!" "You were right, Po." "I don't have to be afraid of Power." "I should embrace it, and never let it go!" "Never!" "Hya!" "[whoosh, crash]" "And that's why we can't have nice things." "It's the medallion." "His darker emotions are coming to the surface." "Peng is too dangerous now." "We have to get the medallion away from him." " Do whatever you have to do." " What?" "No, wait!" "Let me talk to him." "Okay, Peng, just give me the medallion before you..." "Hya, rah!" "Ah!" "You want all the power for yourself." "You destroyed my uncle, and now you want to destroy me." "Well, Dragon Warrior, take your best shot." "Hyai-ah!" "[both grunting, fighting] [clang] Hya!" "Oh!" "Hya!" "Yah, wah!" "Hyai, hai, hunh." " Yah, gyah!" " Ah." "Ow!" "Hya!" "Ugh!" "Peng, no!" "Oh!" "Hya!" "[both grunting, fighting]" "Hrah!" "Ungh!" "Hunh." "You're right." "Kung Fu didn't corrupt Tai Lung." "You did." "The power of the Dragon Warrior should have been his." " Interesting... theory." " Gyah!" "[pants] Ooh!" "Ooh, ooh, aw-oh-ow!" "Aah, this... ow!" "Seems... ooh-ooh!" "...familiar." "Gaa-aah!" "Ooh, aw!" "[panting]" "Come back here." "Rah-ah!" " Gah." "Hya!" " Whoa-ow!" "Don't hurt my baby!" "Don't hurt my family!" "Stay away!" "[gasps] [all screaming]" " Tyah!" " Ooh." "Gyah!" "Gah." "Ah, ah!" "Hyah!" "Wow." "You took a chance on me, Po." "And you were wrong." "No, Peng!" "I gotta make you see." "Hyah!" "Hrah!" "Where are you?" "Show yourself!" "Hyah, yah!" "Yah!" "I'll find you, Dragon Warrior." "And then I'll avenge my uncle." "I only wish he could be here to see it." "But I am here, nephew." "Un... uncle?" "Tai Lung?" " Hello, Peng." " Ho... how is it possible?" "It's the medallion." "It allowed your wish to conjure me up." "And now, together, we can destroy the Dragon Warrior." " Yes." " Destroy all our enemies!" " Yes!" " Destroy everyone!" "Ye... everyone?" "Because that is what our Kung Fu is for." "[villagers shouting, cowering]" "When push comes to shove, we shove hard." ""When push comes to shove?"" "No." "Don't be weak." "Use your power!" "Take what's owed you." "That's what I'd do." "You wanted to hurt Po." "Here." "I'll show you how it's done." " Gah!" " No!" "Yah!" "Unh!" "Gah!" "Ah!" "Hyah!" "[both grunting, fighting]" "You betrayed your friends." "You disgraced our family." "You're a villain." "A villain!" "Unh!" "Hyah!" "No." "It's not right." " It's not me." " Use the medallion, Peng." "It's power will make you just like me." "No." "Because when push comes to shove," "I'm not like you." "And I don't wanna be!" "[laughs] I knew it!" "Po?" "What is this?" "Remember that shift stone?" "It was the only way to reach you." "I'm sorry." "How did you know..." "that I wouldn't..." "'Cause you're nothing like your uncle." "Because underneath all that flab, beats a heart of a hero, not a villain." "[clap]" "Well Peng, what are your plans now?" "You're kidding, Master Shifu?" "Peng's gonna stay here and train with us." " Right, buddy?" " Po..." "Oh, I forgot." "Don't forget your sword." "Yah!" "Now it can't hurt anyone!" "And neither can I." "Kung Fu is over for me, Po." "For ever." "What?" "The medallion enhances the wearer's darkest emotions." "That means somewhere deep within me... there is evil and a thirst for power." "But..." "no, you overcame the medallion!" "Thanks to you." "But what if you're not around, next time?" "It's inside me, Po." "I can't take the chance." "Goodbye." "[melancholy music]"