"Jakarta is flooding There's a raging wind in Bogor" "My house is on fire Because the stove exploded" "I get up and go back to bed" "I sleep all the time Even though my house is on fire" "Thanks to the exploding stove" "Hey, get up!" "Be mindful of the stove" "Why put on such a long face?" "Why are you so quiet?" "I am your friend not your enemy" "My house is on fire Thanks to the exploding stove" "Hey, get up!" "Be mindful of the stove" "Hey guys." "Who ordered Mama Pizza?" "That's mine." "Why is it so small?" "I don't know." " Why did you only bring me two boxes?" "Are you looking for a fight?" " No." "With this guy?" " No." "Because I'm scared of you." " Me too." "THE AMATEURS" "FICO:" "THE THUG" "Don't worry, I'll bring them home." "In time, we will all have to come home." "Lunatic." "Hey, come here." "Are you talking to me?" " Yes, you." "Come here." "What do you want?" " Give me your money." "How much?" " 20 thousand rupiah?" "Oh, come on." "My allowance is only 10 thousand rupiah per day." "Fine, give me your 10 thousand!" " You're too late, sir." "You should have extort money from me this morning when I still had all of my day's allowance." "Now I've spent most of it, all I have left is only 2 thousand." "Fine, give me the 2 thousand!" " Here's the thing, though." "I live far from here, about four blocks away." "I have to take two buses to get home." "Each ride costs me 2500 Rupiah." "So I need double that amount." " How much is that?" "5 thousand rupiah." "Do you have it?" " I think so." "Okay, give me your 5 thousand rupiah and I'll give you the rest of my allowance." "Okay." "Thanks sir." "This is not bad." "I can use it to spot lice on my head." "Do you have lice on your head?" " How much is this one?" "Two thousand rupiah." "Take it." " Hey, hey." "Someone just tried to extort money from me, yet I ended up making profit from him." "Where?" " There." "The big guy over there." "Come on, let's go!" "Hey, big brother." "Please extort money from us." "Like you extorted money from our friend." "I'd like ten thousand rupiah, please." "Wait, brother." "Bang Jali He loves to move his body" "Bang Jali won't you share your tips with me" "Brother" " Hey." "Your dancer is not bad." " Isn't he great?" "I want to take him home." " Find someone else." "He's mine." "BABE:" "THE LOVE MACHINE" "Is this real money?" " Don't touch my money!" "You might be tempted to steal them from me." "Don't even try." "What about you?" "Do you have any money?" " As you know, I don't have a stable income." "This is the bitter truth of the life of a street fighter." "Full of violence." "I took a lot of hits today from the kids." " I have five buckets' worth of cash." "Large buckets." " Where is it?" "Let me see." "Not now." "I don't have it on me yet." "We need to rob a bank first." "BINTANG:" "THE MUSTARDMIND" "I'm serious." "I want to rob a bank." "Are you in?" "Wow." "This sounds exciting." " I'm really good at robbing and stealing." "Without a professional like me, your plan would be screwed." "I'm definitely in for this job." " So which bank do we want to rob?" "What if we rob BANK INI (This Bank)?" "Don't rob this bank (Bank Ini)." "it belongs to my neighbor." "How bout if we rob That Bank (BANK ITU)?" " Too many security in That Bank (BANK ITU)." "How bout if we rob BANK SITU (Those Banks)?" " Too many ghosts at Those Banks (BANK SITU)." "How bout if we rob BANK INI (This Bank)." " But you said it belongs to your neighbor?" "well, he's an arrogant neighbor." "Never say hi to me.." "I think it's ok to rob him." " Okay then." "So do we have a deal that we're going to rob this bank (BANK INI)?" "Deal." "So it's settled." " Fine." "BANK Indonesian-Netherland Incorporated" "What are you doing with a bicycle gear?" "We're not going to fight with junior high school students." "Why would you bring that thing with you?" "That's embarrassing." "You're acting like a junior high school student." "Do you think your gear will not get caught by the metal detector?" "You do know we have to pass the metal detectors to get inside the bank, don't you?" "Hey, listen up!" "You guys realize that we never had so much money in our life right?" "We can get shock and faint because of having so much money after this job..." "They will take us to the emergency room.." "There won't be any happy ending." "There are steps for everything." " Yes." "Step by step..." " ough baby..." "Here it is." "What is it?" " Here's one for you." "And for you." "And here." "Hide them now." "Can I bring this too?" " Leave that" "We don't need that, we already have a gun Throw it away." "What are you even doing with this?" "Did you steal it?" "Throw it away!" "Let's go." "Everyone stay on the ground!" "Do not move!" "Take out your wallet and cell phones." "Hurry!" "Put it all in the bag!" "Hurry up!" "Quickly!" "Here." "Everybody down!" "Don't be afraid, Ma'am." "Everything's going to be OK." " What the hell?" "You're a useless fatso!" "You don't even have big balls!" "But my balls are big you know." " Show me!" "Fatso!" "Hey!" "What the hell are you doing?" " Come on, dance with me, sir!" "What the hell?" "You wanna die?" " Don't shoot." "I'm just the entertainer." "What kind of entertainer?" " I swear I'm an entertainer." "All I do is dance." " Stop dancing!" "Do you think you're on some corny TV show?" "Get down on the ground!" "Or I'll kill you!" " Please don't hurt me." "Get down!" "That's more like it." "What's taking you so long?" "Why is this one still on her feet?" "Hey, get down!" "But you told me not to move, so I didn't move." "Do you want to die?" "I'll shoot you in the head." "Wait." "What the hell are you doing?" "You can't just threaten a beautiful girl like this." "You need the right approach." "You need to aim your shot until you reach a climax." " What is he talking about?" "You talk like you're such a playboy." "I'm sure you can't even keep it up for long." "Hey, asshole." "Are trying to piss me off?" "You want me to take a shot at you?" "Go on and do it then" " Can you do it?" "Hey!" "Remember!" "There are three things that can divide us!" "Money, Power and Women." "So, chill out." "Focus on our work." "Everybody get down!" "Someone left their cell phone." "I wonder who it belongs to." "Why would anyone leave behind their cell phone?" "Everybody get down!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "How dare you rob this bank?" "Come on and fight me." "Come on!" "See?" "He's using a bicycle gear." "You didn't believe me." "How dare you?" "Come on!" "Do I think you're afraid of me?" "Back off!" "You want me to come to you, or you want to come to me?" "Come on." "Try and kill me." "How dare you?" "Come on!" "What are you doing?" "Did I tell you to lay like that?" "Face down, now!" "Like a komodo!" "Please have mercy on me." "Where's the security guard?" " I don't want to die." "Get ready." "I'll give you a code and then you attack them, while I steal their money." "I will go around the back and we'll have them surrounded." "Okay?" "Okay." "Hey, camel." "Get on your computer now and hack the safe." "Why are you being a racist by calling me a camel?" "Is it because I'm of Arab descent?" "You want me to use your real name so everyone knows you're Kemal," "I'm Ernest and his name's Arie?" "Go on and do your job, please." "We all have nicknames." "You're a camel, he's blackie, and I'm a superstar." "Go on, now." "That's not right." "How come you get the great nickname?" "If I'm blackie, you're slanty-eyed." " He's right." "You're slanty-eyed." "Whatever." "Just hack the damn safe already" "Stop doing that!" "You're making too much noise." "It's too quiet here." "I get lonely and bored" "But why waste all our bullets?" "Don't be so ungenerous with the bullets" " I have to be ungenerous with the bullets." "Who do you think bought those bullets?" " Who bought them?" "We all chipped in." "THE GANGSTERS" "What is the purpose of life?" " Stop talking about the purpose of life" "No, listen to me." "I read somewhere that in life we need to be happy." "I've never been happy living the life of a criminal" " Then what do you suppose we have to do?" "Maybe we should quit this job and get a decent job." " What, you think it's eas to find a decent job?" "What kind of job do you think you'll get" " Whatever." "Well, there's no such thing as a whatever job." "You're good with knives, does that mean you want to work as a doctor who circumcises young boys?" "If it's a decent and legal job, I don't mind." "Can you recite the prayer that comes before the actual circumcision?" "What kind of prayer?" "People even pray before they eat, so they have to pray before they cut..." "Listen don't think about the work we do." "Are you listening to me?" "You were born a criminal." "Accept it." "Here's your lunch." "Now go and play with your friends." "I'll wait here." " You don't have to stay, Mom." "Are you sure you want me to leave?" " Yes." "Seriously Mom." "It's okay." "You can leave me here." " But I think I should stay." "No, it's okay Mom." "I can take care of myself." "Besides, my friends will take me home." "So you can go now." "What time will you be done?" "Shall I pick you up here again?" "No, you don't have to do that." "Just go on home." "The boys will take me home later." " All right." "Remember not to squat on the toilet seat." "And never do drugs." "Wow." "You're really annoying." " Don't you ever talk back to your Mom!" "You wanna be an insubordinate kid?" "You wanna be turned to stone like Malin Kundang?" "I'm sorry." " Fine." "Eat your lunch and finish it." " I will." "Now kiss my hand." "Hey." "What are you doing?" "Leave now." " Bye." "Be careful, Mom" " I'm leaving now" "Peace be upon You" " Peace be upon you too." "I can't believe she gave me this" " Hey, what are you doing?" "This is your mother's hardwork." "Is this how you show your gratitude?" "You wanna be turned to stone?" "Maybe he doesn't like the lunch box." "He prefers a Hello Kitty lunch box." "Keep talking like I'm not here." "I'm going to shoot both of your heads off." "Is that what you want?" "We're just joking" "Kemal!" "Why did you throw away your lunch?" "I didn't." "I dropped it." "Let's go." "Kemal, where are you taking us?" " You ask too many questions." "I have a meeting to go to." " Don't You act like a Big Shot!" "You're just a gangster with funny hair." " Can we hurry up, please It's quite heavy." "Stop asking questions, just trust me" " If I didn't trust you, I wouldn't be here." "Just tell us where we're going" " Yes, tell us now, before your lunch gets bad" "The two of you talk too much." "Fine, come here." "Hurry." "Here." "Now both of you look at what's behind me." "Hurry." "Damn it." "I told you to look at it and not take a gawk at it." "This is a dangerous place, We could get killed." "You told us to look" " Yes, but do it subtly." "Let's try again." "This time, pretend like you're chatting or laughing." "Come on" "Stop." "That's enough." "You were awful." "You should both take acting lessons." " What's really going on here?" "So, here's the thing." "In that house lives the most dangerous drug Kingpin in Tanjung Priok." "This place is on the rise." " What kind of rice?" "Stop making jokes or I'll shoot you" " How do you know about this place?" "I know a guy on the inside." "I always buy my stash from him." "He told me there's a lot of cash inside the house, and we should steal it." "Wait." "So you buy drugs from that guy?" " Well, that's the problem." "I can only get my drugs from him." " Why is that?" "When I try to buy my drugs from another dealer, they always tell me" ""Hey, Arab, aren't you supposed to be a saint?" "Get out of here."" "They always treat me like that." "But not all Arabs are clean and saint-like." "Take me for an example!" "I'm so dirty, I can't imagine being clean." "I even eat cannabis leaves with rice, as a meal." "That's awesome, you're into vegetables." " Yeah, organic vegetables, too." "So cool." "That's why I want to be a criminal" " So you want to be a criminal and he wants to quit being one." "Why don't the two of you get married already?" " Marry him?" "What for?" "I'd rather marry his mother" "Go on." "Keep talking about my mother." "I'll kill you right here and now." "Seriously." "Try and shoot me" " Fine" "Hey!" "Do you still want to work?" "What do you think?" " What about you?" "I want to work" " Me, too." "Then let's get to it." "ARIE:" "THE BLACK SHADOW" "KEMAL:" "THE CAMEL" "ERNEST:" "THE ACCOUNTANT" "See?" "They're all dead" "One, two, three." "That's it?" "We wasted all our bullets on three people?" "It felt much more than three..." " Yes, it felt way much more..." "At this rate, we'll be losing more than we gain What are you doing?" "This is a robbery, not some sleazy shop in Mangga Dua." "Shut up." "You're also running out of bullets." "Go and find yourself some other gun" " Wow, a magnum." "This is the perfect weapon for me." "Arab men are known to have big guns." "I can't wait any longer." "Let's go find the boss man." "Fine." "Let's go" "This way!" "He told us to go in, right?" " Let's go." "This is a really fancy house." "In Arab, it would be considered a great sin to waste money like this." "Oh my God." "So we're here because..." "Are you done playing guns?" "Of course not" " Why did you shoot him?" "He asked me if I was done playing guns and I wasn't" " But he's the only person who can lead us to the money." "God forgive me..." "I totally forgot" " See what you did?" "Get up." "We'll find it." "Come on, leave the dead guy alone." "We'll search the house." "God forgive me..." "I can't believe you killed him before we could get him to show us where he kept the money." "It's no use to apologize." "Look, if we can't find the money, it's fine." "I think I know how we can find even more money Listen here." "One robbery." "Bank INI." "We'll be very, very rich." " Here's the same plan for robbery." "Look here." "The whole robbery plan is set." "Complete with the strategy." "We've hit the motherload." " Let's rob it." "We can get more money this way." "I can finally open my own restaurant." " I agree." "I can finally go on a pilgrimage to Saudi Arabia." "Perfect What do you think?" "Great." "Take the plan." "Saudi Arabia, here I come!" "Now here's my spot." "Oh, honey, soon I'll get You open." "Time to get to work." "Not bad." "I can use the money to pay my bills." "And go doing my spiritual trip." "Here we go." "Don't do it" " It's an alarm" "Hey" " It's an alarm." "Don't do it." "Do you want to die?" " It's safe." "It's okay" "You want me to shoot you?" "Don't do it" "Are you a cop?" "Are you a cop?" "Ha?" " Are you a cop?" "Ha?" "What did you say?" "You're cool." " Ha?" "You're a deaf cop." "You're handsome." "Check, check." "Excuse me." "Good morning, ladies and gentlemen." "Please allow me to sing you a song." " Hey, old man." "I'm sorry." "I forgive you." "My name is Mbah Suko and my age is 63.2 FM." "I'm here to give you a song because I can't give you a sack of rice..." "It's too expensive." "It's okay." "We're not trying to be rude but you're here at the wrong time." "Look at what's going on here." " I can sing you a great song." "Who's your favorite band Bon Jovi?" "Metallica?" "Air Supply?" "He's right." "We can listen to one song for fun." " It's boring here." "Okay?" "What would you like to hear?" " Bon Jovi" "I can't sing his songs" " Metallica" "If I can't sing Bon Jovi's songs, you think I can sing Metallica's?" "Hurry up, old man" "I'll sing you an Indonesian song, but one that's popular internationally." "Ready?" "Let's hear it!" "I've heard this one" "What are you talking about?" "It's not even a song" "Enough, old man." "Enough" "Don't be like that." "Give him a chance to sing one song" "This is a good kid." " Can't you give him one chance?" "Whatever." "What's with all the noise?" "They're disturbing me." "You're a good kid." "You will lead the nation one day." "Not like that kid there." "He should know not to yell at an old man." "One day when he goes to hell, he'll know what real pain is like." "I've had it with you" "Relax." "Why do you have to be so rough with him?" "He's an old man." "Respect him." " Hey, what's going on?" "Hey!" "What are you doing here with a gun?" "Ernest, Arie, We have a cop here." "I'm going to kill him" "Which cop are you talking about?" "Hey, who the hell are you?" "Who wants to know?" "Drop the gun. you better drop that gun!" "Or else..." "I'll shoot your chubby face!" "We should have done this from the start, like in the movies." "So, you, you're a cop, right?" "Shoot me." "Make a scene." "Hey, idiot." "They're not cops." "No cops would wear masks." "Everyone calm down." "Help is on the way." "I already hit the alarm button" " Who said I was a cop?" "I told you not to press that button." "I'm going to kill you!" " Don't do it!" "Are you using a spray gun?" "The water tastes salty." "Can I ask for some of your water?" " It's dirty." "It's okay." "Don't worry about it." "So this isn't a real gun." " Might as well." "I'm thirsty." "It's spicy." "Tada!" "Hello, I'm so cute and tiny." "Anyone wants to take a picture with me?" "Come on." "Don't be shy." "Where are they now?" "Speak Indonesian, please!" "Don't move!" "You're all surrounded." "Yes?" "We've surrounded the bank, Sir!" "We're waiting for your permission to attack." "The robbers are on target, and all the hostages are safe on the ground." "Go get them!" " Yes Sir." "Thanks, love." "There's a lot of money here Not bad." "Arie, the weapons!" "Whose cell phone is ringing?" "I told all of you to turn off your cell phones!" "Whose phone is ringing?" "Turn it off!" "Where is the noise coming from?" " Perhaps from the painting." "What painting?" " Over there." "That's a banner." " Okay, behind the banner" "Hey!" "Come out and show yourself!" "I'm sorry." "I didn't do it on purpose" " Come here." "Front and center" "I'm sorry." " I didn't mean to disturb you." "Wait." "You're the comedian, right?" "Indro?" " Yes." "So it is you." "Oh my God." "I'm so happy to see you." "What an honor for me to see you here." "Your movies are very popular in Eastern Indonesia." "They're the best." "We remember you from our childhood." "See, now you're making me cry." "He's a celebrity?" " This is Indro." "A comedian?" "This is Indro" " A comedian?" "A famous comedian." "I see." "How could you not recognize him?" "Fine." "Okay, let's do this instead." "We ask him to tell a joke." "I'll count to ten and if the joke is not funny, we shoot him!" "What do you think?" "Wait." "Why shoot him?" "If you shoot him, I'll blow your head off before you can count to ten!" "Why are you pulling your gun on me?" " Well you were going to shoot my idol." "Drop the gun." " Chill..." "Nobody's going to shoot anybody." "Look out there!" "The cops have surrounded you" "Yeah, but they're different." "It's not like the old days when you were acting in the movie, Chips." "That was cool." "Nowadays the police force is lame, contaminated by K-Pop culture." "But one of your movie by the title "Chips" was great, it had a good story, original" "Yes, that was my idea." "It's a very original idea, you're right" " We also love Chips." "What I love best about your group is the solidarity and unity among the members." "That's why your group remained solid until the end" " That's the key." "To stay solid." "To unite." "All I know is that for a group to succeed you need to work as a team and help each other out." "Why don't you set up a council (MPR)?" " What kind of council?" "A special counsil to take charge of the governing of ..." "Thieves?" " Exactly." "Or a group of representatives (DPR)?" " Yes, that also works" "Representing thieves" " So cool!" "That way, we can share everything, everybody happy." "No need to shoot anybody." "I agree with the comedian." "He's right." "Rather than killing each other, we should form a group of representatives." "But we have to be united." "If anyone asks, I'm the leader" "Wait!" "Why are you the leader?" " You're getting on my nerves." "Either you make me the leader or I'll blow myself up." "What do you say?" "Stove's too hot" " Hey, Arab you're not a terrorist." "No such thing!" "It's just conspiracy and politicalamity." "We're here to rob a bank!" "Not to diverting political issues!" "Or would you rather blow yourself up into pieces?" "Excuse me." "Sorry." "Facts have shown that a robbery done in the spirit of togetherness tend to work miracles for the robbers." "So let's not play with fire." "Let's keep the bombs under wraps." "Yes, please, button your jacket!" "We've run out of ammo." "Here, I'm returning the money" " Let's split it up evenly" "There." "Good stove." " We're willing to share if you're willing to work with us." "Besides, we'll make your group stronger." " He's got a point." "Get up." "Get back." "All of you." "Or I'll kill the hostages" "You want to see a fresh corpse?" "If so, come forward." "Come on." "Come forward." "I dare you." "I have plenty of hostages." "Back off!" "Whoa." "Wait." "Why are you taking your clothes off?" "Oh my God." "Damn, I have to go full shower again." " What's wrong with him?" "Oh, you know." "Early ejaculation and nothing to show for." "Sorry, I have a psychological problem." "I tend to take my clothes off when I panic." "Sorry." " Wear your clothes now" "It's okay." "I got you" " I'm so embarrased." "What's going on?" "It's alright." "I got you" "Go over there" "Please don't do anything foolish!" "I need a guarantee that all hostages are alive and well." "All hostages are fine." "That was just a warning." "Don't mess with me." "Come on." "All of you, come with me." "Hello" "Are you the leader?" " I am a member of the Representative Council (DPR)" "Council of what?" "Representative Council of Thieves" "Fine." "My name is Bunga." "I am with the police." "I'm calling you from inside the caravan parked right in front Bank INI, at 12 o'clock." "Twelve o'clock." "Okay" "And we're watching your every move" " Yes, put her on speaker." "So we can hear the conversation." "The rules are pretty standard." "All hostages aren't going to get hurt as long as you do what we say." " My order is to keep all hostages safe." "That's the most important thing" " Good, so we don't need to negotiate." "All hostages are safe." "We need you to give us what we want." "Deal." "What do you want?" "I'd like, uh..." "Let me go first Listen carefully, Captain." "I'd like the nation's capital to be moved to Papua." "Because the panoramic views are wonderful in Papua." "The air is clean, unlike Jakarta." "It's too crowded here." "Traffic jam!" "Too much pollution." "The rivers are dirty, full of dead cats." "So I request that the capital be moved to Papua." "Move the capital to Papua" " Shut up." "I don't want much." "I just want a front-row seat ticket to watch a girlband concert." "That's all." "Why don't you ask her for some kurma (arabian fruit), too" "Damn right." "And some kurma, please." "The whole plantation if you will." "Good job." "Me, I'd like for you to free the country of adultery, sin, and gambling." "Damn it." "Let me talk." "Hello Captain." "I'd like someone to love, someone who can make me feel great" "Step aside." "My turn." "Captain, I want the monorail to be completed soon." "The project is causing terrible traffic jams" "I want the city to be free of flood So my poor mother won't have to save her bed every day." "I won't ask for much." "I just want your Blackberry pin number." "Can I have it?" "But don't forget to follow me back if I invited you." "I'd like some pizza." "The hostages are also pretty hungry, I think." "Put some cheese and beef toppings on top" "Enough." "Captain, we want one minibus parked in front of the door with a full tank" "Deliver the pizza quickly - two please" "A lot of pizza, please." " Fine." "We'll see what we can do about your demands..." "Look, to show your good intention, we ask you to release some hostages while we process your demands." "Hello?" "Excuse me." "As someone who has a lot of life experiences, I want to tell you that it's important to show your good will to others." "You have too many hostages here, anyway." "Especially that one, who keeps taking her clothes off." "And it also makes your friend there go to the bathroom all the time." "Am I right?" "Especially, I have to be on filming location at 4." "So I think you can spare at least one hostage." "Right?" "Perhaps two or three" " I'd like to go with you, Sir." "Hey, shut up!" "I agree with Indro." "We should release him." "He's the last surviving member of Warkop DKI." "We should preserve him." "Oh my." "Do they think I'm some kind of an extinct species?" " Let's release him." "So he can continue the good work of inspiring the nation." "He's seen our faces" " It's okay." "Even so, he's the kind of man who knows how hold his promises" "I'll hold it with two of my own hands." "Fine." " For the sake of Indonesian comedy" "Laugh your heart away" "But you come back here after you're done shooting." " Of course." "I'll come straight back." "Can you arrange someone to pick me up?" " Of course." "Alright, go." "You, too." "Your psychological issue distracts my teammate." "Get out now." "How about that old woman?" "Can we let her go?" "I feel bad for her" " Fine." "Now." "What's going on here?" "Oh, you want to trick me so I'll let you go, too?" "You want to die?" "You take off your clothes, and I'll send you to your grave." "Get dressed!" "Sit down." "Get dressed, all of you." "Face the wall!" "Relax, everything is under control." "Relax." "Okay!" " What does he think he's doing?" "... and I, finally falling in love for you..." "Come here." "Stay here with me." "I'll keep you safe." "Okay?" "THE FREAKS" "Open the door!" " Tada!" "MONGOL:" "THE MUNGIL" "Tada!" "Red represents crime." "Blue represents the wild ocean." "If you mix the two colors, you'll end up with purple." "And the color purple signifies a widow, ... a deep meaningful crime." "Who dares mess with such a purple widow man?" "He's cute." " Finish him, boss!" "Great body" "I'll show you what it's like to fight the leader of our group of Purple Axes!" "Here, boss." "Use mine." "Here!" "I'm not afraid of you." "Die!" "MUDY:" "THE WISE" "What?" "Are you proud of your position as a leader?" "You should know your rank and position is just an illusion ...which blinds your heart and renders your life meaningless." "Master!" "This guy is our new master." "What just happened?" " Gather all your stolen items!" "Everybody, gather all the stolen items!" "Quickly!" "Everything!" "Is this everything?" " Yes, boss." "Master." "Please forgive us." " Now you may leave" "Listen, from now on, we will be good people Come on, let's go." "How long have you been sucking on that bullet?" " About half an hour." "I Miss You Mom Orphanage" "Oh my God" "I'd love to give them more money." "I feel bad for them." "May the prayer of a lost soul be realized" " I have an idea." "What if we were to rob a bank?" "What do you think?" "No" " Why?" "We may be better off robbing the bank robbers!" "Agree?" "!" "We're like a duet couple." "Robin Hood (thieves) and Si Pitung (fighter)" "We steal for the sake of the lost children, who live in orphanages." "We're thieves." "But we steal from other thieves." "I love the way you think." "But don't you feel bad about giving the money away to orphanages?" "It's hot money, you know." "They all might get burned by it." "Just eat, stop talking." " You think the money here is legal?" "Who's the real thieves?" "Us, who take away small change at the bank or corruptors who are still roaming the earth?" "More than 200 millions of people in Indonesia.." "There are Padangese..." "There are Javanese..." "Javanese..." "Javanese..." "Javanese..." "Are you making fun of me because I'm Javanese?" " No" "You keep repeating the word Javanese." "But Javanese is key" " That's true" "Sing another song" " Okay." "I used to like You.." "Now I don't want to..." "There are Padangese..." "There are Sundanese..." "Sundanese..." "Sundanese..." "Sundanese..." "Where's the Javanese" "I said it before" " But be fair!" "Sundanese, Javanese, what of the others?" "What about Menado?" "Can we try Menado" " Let's give it a try." "It's not good..." "The rhythm doesn't sync." " Try again." "One more time" "Still falls flat." "Just finish it." "I'm going to go." "I wanna go meet my boyfriend.." "Poor him." "I feel bad." "Tada!" "Hi, may I know your name?" "My name's Mongol." "My friends usually call me Mungil (Tiny)." "I brought you pizza." "And I wanted to see if you were alright after I accidentally hit you." "I'm sorry." "Oh, come on, Play nice." " Kemal, hurry up" "Just enjoy it." "And I want to apologize for taking your stolen things." "Here's your pizza." "I brought it especially for you." "Take it, please" " You're insane" "Don't go away from me" "Bastard, I'm going to take you out" " Really?" "Please do!" "I want you to take me out!" "Please." " Aw, are you really going to take him out?" "And then?" "Okay." "Thanks." "What is it?" "Pay a careful attention to these pictures." "They all wear identical steel bracelets." "Wait, look at that one." "What's that symbol?" "Can you check it out?" "Loving Sane Mental Hospital" "That's the logo of a mental hospital." "There's a chance that they're all escaped patients." "But our headquarter has contacted the hospital and the doctors are on their way here to see us." "Mental hospital patients." "No wonder." "Hello?" " Why are you always the one to pick up the phone?" "I'd like to do it, too." "Put it down." " Can you call us back?" "Someone else wants to pick it up" " Huh?" "Someone's calling us." "Hello, darling." " Hello?" "So what's the deal?" "I still haven't received your Blackberry pin number" "I don't use Blackberry, I use Whatsapp." "Yo what's up?" "Greetings" " Greetings." "Who's this?" "My name's Fico." "What's yours?" "Yes, Fico." "There's someone here who wants to talk to you." "Please hold." "Hello Fico." "This is Dr. Panji." " Oh, Dr. Panji." "How are you?" " I'm well." "And yourself?" "I'm also well." "Wait, who's Dr. Panji?" " Why are you talking to a doctor?" "Hello" " Yes, who's this?" "Is this a doctor?" "Weren't we talking to the police?" "Is this Bintang?" " He knows my name" "Come on, tell your friends to come home." "Home where?" "Are you crazy?" " Let's think about it." "Who's really crazy here?" "Who walked out of the mental hospital?" " Out where?" "Do you think I'm crazy?" " I wouldn't call you that." "I think you just need to get your head fixed." "Let's go home to Cinta Waras Mental Hospital." "This guy's crazy" " Why?" "He thinks we're all crazy." "He told us to go home to a mental hospital." "He's crazy" "How's it possible?" "Are you crazy?" "He's nuts." "Time to take my medicine." "Let's get back to work." " So we're dealing with 8 mental hospital patients?" "It seems that way I've been looking for them all week." "They came into the hospital at around the same time several weeks ago and they all have a violent background." "How do we deal with people who have no logic?" "THE MENTAL HOUSE" "God never creates a failure." "Dr. Pandji." "Psychiatrist." "Excuse me, Doctor." "Here are some files for..." "And there's also a parcel..." " Leave it there." "I'll leave you to your work then" " One more thing." "Order me some fried noodles." "Boiled or...?" " Fried" "I meant the water." "Do you want to use boiled water, or..." "Yes." "And add some eggs" " Do you want the soup separated from the noodles, or..." "I want fried noodles!" "Fried!" " Okay" "Fried noodles?" "I mean, honey." "Come to my room, please." "Bring Agung with you." "We'll have a meeting." "Okay." "Hey, the boss is calling for you." "I think we can execute plan for this bank (Bank INI)" " This bank is what bank?" "That's the name." "Bank INI." "Indonesian Netherland Incorporated." "We can use these 8 people as our assets." "Look at their history." "Violent." "Money-oriented." "Class A Schizophrenic" "Most of them, if not all, have had experiences using firearms." "Gung." "Hey." "Start brainwashing them." "Okay, fine" " So what's our plan?" "Chaos." "We'll split them into three groups, then we'll program their minds with our robbery strategy," "and we release them on D Day Wait until... is it hot in here?" "Then we wait for chaos." "Okay?" "Afterward, we'll reap our rewards." "You'll get in to That Bank as a teller." "Okay?" "why suddenly change to That Bank (BANK ITU)...?" "You said This Bank (BANK INI) earlier?" "yes, I mean, That bank is This bank.." "Look, just wait for chaos, okay?" "Wait for chaos." "Until they kill each other if it's needed." "Then you take the money." "Here's the bank's floor plan." "There's an old tunnel underneath," "and that's your way out." "Okay, you can get back to work now." "Alright, fine." "Please order me an iced tea." "It's hot in here" "Here's your noodles, as ordered." "Excuse me." "I asked for fried noodles!" "You are a professional criminal." "You were born and trained to be the best criminals in the country." "You are amateur criminals." "You have no skills." "You have no instincts." "You were born to be a regular person." "You are the strangest criminals." "Normal is something that confuses you." "When you rob the bank, be as violent as you can be, and act as though you've been doing this for years." "When you rob the bank, show your stupidity you can't work with each other, you're full of doubts and sometimes you don't know what you're doing." "And when you rob the bank you will do it out of some idealism because you are the strangest criminals the world has ever seen." "Happy now?" "Are you done playing guns?" "Are you done playing guns?" "You don't believe me?" "Here." "Is this real money?" "So?" "Are they ready?" "What do you think?" "So?" "Are they ready?" "They are." "Agung says they're ready." " Okay." "Let's go." "Keep watch of them, Gung." "Mr. Lontong?" " Yes." "Good morning." "That must be your pseudonym right, Sir?" "Though, I prefer arem-arem compared to LONTONG." "Arem-arem comes with a filling." "LONTONG is empty." "Are you saying I'm empty?" "And are you refering to my brain or my heart?" "Because if you are referring to my heart, then.. you have a point." "Don't be so sensitive, Sir." "When you're this sensitive, you're just like NIKITA's ass." "So, there's something I want to talk to you about." "I've already prepared everything for our BANK INI project." "We're ready to go!" "We have the people." "We just need to process the whole thing." "Decide on the date." " That's great." "Really." "It's an awesome job." "I'll send you the whole plan soon" " Don't forget the down payment." "To buy a lot of ammo" "Fine." "Deal." " Great." "Get up now." "Hey, get up!" "Hey!" "These hostages is our living fence." "If they die, it's on you." "Yes?" " What are you doing?" "Your time's up, Captain." "We'll start killing the hostages." "Where are our demands?" "Look, just relax." "Don't act rashly." " Bullshit." "You're too slow." "What have you been doing?" "Why haven't you moved the capital city to Papua?" "Well, your request has to go through a process involving the President and his Ministers." "Be patient, okay?" "We're taking care of it." "Even the Ministers are holding a really important meeting to talk about this matter as we speak." "You're a liar." "That wasn't my only request." "We gave you a lot of demands." "What of the others?" "Have you met all our demands?" "The monorail is already under construction and is in finishing stages." "Some of the materials are on the way here from Gresik." "What are you talking about?" "The monorail is nowhere near ready." "Even the steel pieces are still getting stolen." "I read on Twitter Kuningan's traffic is still heavily jammed." "Don't lie to us!" "She lied to us?" " Yes" "Hey, why did you lie to us?" "Hold on." "You were pulling our legs?" "You think we're here to play a game?" "Just so you know, the color of blood is red, General." "What's her rank?" "General or Captain?" " Captain" "The color of blood is red, Captain." "I'm going to start killing the hostages, because you asked me to." "Stop talking now." "We're going to finish them." "Damn you, Twitter!" "Ladies and Gentleman." "We need a voluteer to be killed." "Please come forward!" "Thank you for your participation." " I didn't do it." "He raised my hand." "Pick him up." "You must be a thug!" " Please, have mercy on me." "Okay, kill that one!" " I'm still single, Sir." "A virgin." "That's your problem." "Why didn't you get married when you had the time?" "Never delay your own happiness!" "It's better to be married than to continously commit adultery, you know!" "I don't like your face since the first time I saw him anyway" "Shoot him." " Please don't" "Wait, you want to smoke?" "Can anyone spare a cigarette for this man?" "Shut up!" "What's this?" " Use it." "Stand there." " What's your plan?" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Quiet" "Just step back lest you get blood all over you." "Where should I go?" " Stay there." "Hold on." "Our head maybe hot, but our heart have to be chil.." "What's really the problem here?" "Everyone has a problem." "Some have financial problems, family problems, or love problems." "What's yours?" "If you have a love problem" "I only have one problem" " What is it?" "You talk too much" " Please, let me say a last word" "No." "Why is it so hard to kill a person?" "Don't move." "You're making it hard for me to hit the target." "If I missed you, I'd have to shoot you all over again." "Relax." "Can I hold this while you take a shot at me?" "We're not taking a damn picture Stay still." "Don't move." "Are you ready?" "One, two, three." "This can't happen again." "Find a way in, I don't care where it is." "Try going in from under." "Just find something." "Or call a seer if you must." "Find a way into the bank now!" "What?" "Really?" "Hey guys." "I know the way out." " Are you sure?" "Yes." "There's an exit at the back." " No there isn't." "I've read the floor plan." "Our only exit is the entrance, the front door." " Yes, there is." "This is an old Dutch colonial building." "There's a secret tunnel under the building that goes all the way to the parking lot." "How did you know?" " Mickey says so." "Relax." "I'm here, baby." " Just follow the mouse" "Okay, let's go now." "Fine, I'll come." " and I'll watch your back" "Can I come with you?" "Of course, honey." "Come with us." " Wait." "Don't take her." "What for?" "She's going to slow us down" " Don't you need a hostage to guarantee your safety?" "She's right." "Alright, take her." "Are you seriously going to listen to a mouse?" " Let's just follow it.." "What if the mouse is right?" "What if the cops see that the thieves are gone?" "Please hand me my gun." "Remember." "If you move even slightly, Boom!" "You're all dead.." "I'll be here waiting for the camel to finish hacking into the safe." "The rest can go follow the mouse." " I'll stay by your side forever" "Go now!" "Kemal, take care of the safe." "We should go this way." "Straight ahead." "Right?" "Ask the mouse for sure.." "is it facts or just gossip?" "it is true, he goes this way all the time." "We can't go through here." "It's a dead end." "Hey mickey, which way should we go?" "Hurry up!" " Relax." "It'll be done in a minute" "He's very sweet on you" " Shut up and just hurry!" "He really is sweet on you." "The mouse tells us to destroy the wall How are we going to do that?" "All I have to do is press ENTER and we're done." "There, see?" "Done" "Where?" " What's done?" "It's still locked" " Wait, what?" "You can't do such a simple thing." "Here, let me do it." "Don't ruin it" " Seriously, I can help." "Help with what?" "Ouch." "What is that?" "Let's follow the mouse." "He knows the way." "Okay, I trust you." "We'll keep going." "Wait, the bomb's activated." " What is going on?" "Come on." "Leave it there." "Let's go." "What's going on?" "Leave it there." "Let's go" "What's going on?" "Where is the mouse taking us?" "Here." "The mouse is telling us to destroy this door." "Are you sure?" " Yes" "Let's do it." "We'll see where it leads us." " Step aside!" "Don't move!" "Don't move." "Lower your weapon." " Lower our weapon?" "Why don't you lower the price of fuel?" "And then we'll lower our guns." "And lower the price of chili peppers, too." "Lower your weapons now" " Or lower your tones, to G mayor like this!" "Damn it." "Stop doing that." "It's giving me a headache." "Are we in heaven?" "Money." "We're rich." "What's going on here?" "Don't play dumb." "Carry the money into the car." "Hurry." "Whoa." "Hey." "Here's our money." " We are rich," "Hurry, take the money into the car." "Let me handle the cops." "Step aside." "Come on, hurry." "Stop." "We have so much money." "Come on, hurry." "Watch out." "The cops are gaining on us." "Where are your guns?" "Go and shoot at the cops" "But you only told us to take the money, not the guns." "You're all idiots" " Who are you, anyway?" "Why do you keep on telling us what to do?" "Ouch." "Don't touch." "Damn, I have to get full shower again!" "The cops are getting closer." "Faster." "Wait." "The guitar." "You can shoot them with it," "I told you we're out of bullets." "All we have left is just the guitar." "Dear God..." "Get closer." "Get even closer." "I have an idea." "I'm going to make bombs out of these things." "Like in the movies." "Give me some time." "(The names of Indonesian Movie Star)" "Use it now." "Hurry." "Eat this!" "The bomb from Bintang Timur." "So blackie has been keeping a grenade all along." "Why didn't you tell us?" "Is it for your collection?" "Or don't you know how to use it?" "Here." "Press the button here." "And pull the trigger." "You're done" "Throw it out now!" "(The names of Indonesian Movie Star)" "We're rich." "Let's go find another way." "Bravo" "Who are you?" " Time to sleep!" "We'll go to Maldives." "Turn them in." "And let the cops do to them what they will." "Hold on a minute." "Where did they go?" "Hello." "Good afternoon, everyone." "We've managed to catch the perpetrators." "They went back to the hospital." "Just so we are clear, these are indeed the patients who ran away from our facilities." "The rest is up to you and the law" " You don't need to remind us of that." "And we know you want your patients back at the facilities as soon as possible." "But there is due process they need to go through." "We need to ascertain whether they are doing this intentionally, or because they have psychological problems." "So we caught all the bad guys?" " Yes, Sir" "Good." "Good." "I'm happy." "Congratulations." "Who's that?" " My name is Dr. Pandji." "I'm the head of Cinta Waras Mental Hospital." "Actually, I was the one who caught them." "The police are obligated to catch the bad guys, but civilians like you also have the right to do the same." "But you have to release those bad guys into our custody." "Don't be a vigilante." "You're a doctor, not a batman right?" "But you do have the right (heels)" " How high is my right?" "(heels)" "You wanna wear woman's shoes?" "You have the right (heels)..." "Is that a joke?" "You're funny." "Don't forget what I'm telling you" " Yes, Sir" "I haven't got much time." "I have a lot of work in the office." " Okay" "Wait." "Doctor, have you retrieved the bracelets?" "Who is this?" "USB drive?" "Let me have it." "See what's inside this." "Now." "You're not allowed to go anywhere." "You stay here" " That's a hoax." "Do you know photoshop?" "Those photos are photoshopped." "Watch him." " Let me go" "Here's the data." " Okay, thanks." "That isn't me." "I know what you think, but that guy isn't me." "He just looks like me." "You know how nowadays people seem to resemble other people?" "Well, that's what you have here." "That's not me." "It can't be me." "I don't look like that." "Lots of people look like me.." "I'm not that fat." "Alright, stop." "Just take him to his holding cell." "Wait" "Now" " I can explain." "I'm a doctor." "Hey!" "Who are they really?" "It's true that speaking English will make you sound cool." "But for the tenth time, I'm telling you, we live in Indonesia." "Sorry, Capt." "I meant the signal makes it look as though the perpetrators are on the move." "Very special." "Nikita baby" "Hey, what?" "You want to touch me?" "Don't you dare." "You can look, but if you want to touch you'll have to pay." "Mind your manners." " Oke." "Where's the money?" "Where?" "What did you say?" "Alright, enough." "Get down, all of you." "Can you even talk?" "Half of the money's for us, and the other half is yours." "Really?" " Yeah. ?" "Seriously?" " Yes" "You've been surrounded." "Do not move." "How did you guys know...?" "Hey, did you betray me?" "Did you?" "Bring the evidence." "I'd like to report to you that the frequency signal came from a car used by the robbers." "And we managed to catch them right before they handed the money over to Cak Lontong." "Cak Lontong?" " Yes." "The Criminal Kingpin we've been looking for" "Okay, we're on our way." "So the mastermind behind all this is Cak Lontong." "The question is who gave us these data and the flash disk?" "THE TRUTH" "How was your vacation?" "Fun?" " Yeah" "But it's even more fun to catch bad guys" " That's right." "Give us more bad guys to catch." "We're really ready." "I have two major jobs for all eight of you" "Is that your son?" " He's my assistant, my right hand man" "Quite, Big Daddy wanna start the meeting now, okay?" " There you go, it's his son.." "First I'm going to hypnotize you." "You'll fall asleep on three." "One, two, three." "I'll send you to a mental hospital where it is suspected that there's an exploitation of patients to become crime workers." "Their crime is controlled by perpetrators inside the hospital." "You might get brainwashed there, suggesting a false reality under pretenses, replancing the memory of your own life." "But don't worry, it's only temporary." "Remember, you are still under my hypnosys" "I'll also put cameras there." "It's predicted that all eight of you will be signed in to carry out their next crime." "From there, we'll just go with the flow." "My right hand man will watch you from a close distance." "What's this?" " You'll fall asleep in three." "One two three." "You won't remember what is happening." "All you will remember when you get up is the journey to take eight patients to the police." "And at the right time I will wake you up from your hypnosis." "To do the next job." "Here" "Your next job is very interesting Cool." "But also very difficult." "You will go undercover as stand up comedians." "You will enter their daily lives." "Stay with them." "Monitor their struggles." "Among them there's one particular comedian who is most sought after and dangerous." "So play nice." "Uncover their identity." "Are you ready to be a comedian?" "When have we ever not been ready?" " Are you all ready?" "COMIC 8" "*COMIC 8* ...Ripped by teSir..."