"There is this theory." "Given an infinite univers and infinite time... all things will happen." "That means that every event is inevitable including those that are impossible." "that's as good explenation for all this as anything else." "Now, a lot of stories start in bars, so that's where we are going to stars this one." "Not because that I was there." "I wasn't." "But because it is a dam good introduction to a vary unique... fella." "Legends of every major culture, all contain some sort of character whose purpose is to grand wishes." "except Americas." "The Arabs have Jinni's..." "The Irish have Leprechauns..." "The Chinese have dragons and monkeys..." "The Europeans have ferries and wood sprits." "What do we have?" "Santa Clause?" "Santa Clause just brings presents, he doesn't grand wishes." "See he grants wishes." "Zak, saints predate American culture, he doesn't grand wishes, he makes deals." "All right, I give up." " What do we have here?" " No one." "That's my theses." "Our culture is unique in having no such mythology." "Oh you're wrong my friend." "Excuse me?" "There is a fella in America, who grants wishes." "Ad only one to a customer." "And who is this fella?" "O.W. Grant." "That's his usual name, he't got many others." "And he's a loose sun of a bitch." "You'd get easier time finding a Jinni." "So how come, we've never heard of this O.W. Grant?" "You haven't heard O.W. Grant, 'cause America, is a much younger place than" "Ireland or Arabia..." "not too many people have had the chance to meet up with him." "Let me gess You have." "I met him out at interstate 60." "Accidental." "That's his way." "Folks don't find him, he finds them." "He just kinda happens in to them, and they don't know, who he is or what he does... until he does it." "And mostly messes with them, plays tricks, 'cause that's his way too, but sometimes... if he takes a shine to you..." "he'll play it strait." "Now, one story says, that his daddy was a Leprechaun... came over here with Irish." "Now, midgets are notorious ?" ".." "This leprechaun goes and knocks up a Shien Indian..." "Shien get the land taken away in the end up with the immortal, nomadic half-breed with magical powers." " Interstate 60, you said?" " Yhm" "So, what does this O.W. Grant look like?" "Red bow tie." "He smokes a pipe, curved in an image of a monkey." "Maybe you'd be better of writing your theses without mentioning O.W." "He'd probable rather not have people known about him." "You got it." "Good night." "Hey Quincy, check this out" "There is no Interstate 60." "I 65, 64, 66, and 69." "No I 60." "I guess tonight's everybody's fool-of-shit night." "Guy with a red bow tie and a monkey pipe, who grants wishes..." "Right." "No, damm it, look," "I need, that bidding before twelve... yeah it's critical, just, right call West..." "Holy shit!" "Broken jaw." "I'm sorry myster, I didn't see you." "Are, are you OK como on?" "Are you all right?" "Jesus." "Don't!" "Stop!" "Oh man!" "My bike!" "Look, I'm sorry I'll pay" "Oh God damm it!" "Oh God damm it!" "Look at my suit." "Oh shit..." "Oh fuck." "I've got a sails meeting at 11 o'clock, this is a fucken disaster." "My phone is my fucken life line." "God damm it!" "Oh I say everything happens for a reason." "May I gues, I just needed a new bike." "I, for one, did not need this shit in my life." "Not today." "Of all fucken days!" "Oh God damm it!" "I wish, this had never happened!" "I wish, it hadn't happened..." "I wish, it hadn't happened!" "Was that your wish?" "If you had a wish, you wished, this hadn't happened?" "Fucken-A right!" "Granted!" "Mr. Baker." "How did you know my name?" "yeah, I need the bidding before 12... yeah it is critical... look, just call West have him fax it to the main office..." "Get it..." "Speak up, I can't hear you." "I said..." "Some people just don't know what to wish for." "As for my part in this storie, well, it began on a Tuesday." "September 18th." "My birthday." "My 22 birthday to be exact." "Oh, I'm Neal Oliver." "And this mess, is my apartment in St. Louis." "Missouri." "Should I wear a tie to lunch?" "Damm." "Happy birthday Neal." "Truth." "You are not mad, that I'm bailing on you tonight?" "No, no no no." "I mean how cool it you be for you, to bomb your pshytest because of some stupid concert" "No aa." "You have got to wait until lunch." "That is your family rules." "But you can open this." "I intercepted your snail mail." "It's the reality check." "I'm game over on the art scholarship." "We should at least open it." "I can tell a rejection by weight." "You are the wrong sex, the wrong colour and your family has too much money." "I'm sorry." "Just don't, don't mention anything to my old man, please." "You are so wired." "What?" "Well, you actually suppose to cut your grapefruit in half and eat it with a spoon not peel it, and eat it like an orange." "Oh look... it's her." "Again." "Should I be like jealous?" "Oh, maybe if she was real." "So, I had another dream about her, last night." "She was in jail..." "it's got to mean something." "I'll tell you what it means." "You saw her once somewhere and made a subconscious impression, the impression came back to you in a deam, so you drew her which made the impression stronger." "You dream, you draw, you draw, you dream" "Now it's a vicious cicle." "So quit drawing her, and it lid." "Well, thank you Karl Young." "Fact is, I enjoy drawing her." "But, am I..." "Am I any good at this Sally?" "'cause today is the deadline of the Conrada Competition." "Should I even inner these?" "Don't ask me Neal." "I don't want to be judgmental." "But I do know, that just because you enjoy doing something, doesn't necessarily mean that you should make it your career." "Should I enter a painting in a Conrada Competition?" "Here, No worries." "As I said it all started on my 22 birthday." "Specifically here." "At my traditional birthday lunch." "As always, my father has picked the restaurant." "Attending with the usual suspects." "Sally, who my parents actually liked mabey even more than I did." "My dad." "Daniel." "Atterney at law." "My mom." "Marleen." "Atterneys wife." "And my sister and best friend Nancy." "Put on earth by the grace of God, to keep me from going insane." "So what did you wish for?" "Please tell me that it was something about us." "I'm guessing..." "He wished to go skydiving again." "God forbid." "Oh no, Neal you didn't." "Why, if I tell her, it wont come true." "Actually that's no wife's tail." "The truth is, you should always tell your wish." "Kinda Carma thing." "Put it out there, project it." "Then it just might come true." "Never heard that before." "Oh, it's true." "Believe me." "I know." "I'll cut this for you." "OK, so now you have to tell us." "Yeah, come on, tell us Nelo." "I wished for... an answer." "An answer,OK an answer to what?" "An answer to my life." "Here it is." "Happy birthday son." "Your admition to the Bradford Law Fellowship." "Just do the interviev next month, on October 15th, and you're in." "It's all aranged." "By me." "And you can take that to the bank." "Dad, I told you, I wasn't sure yet." "Well, I can be sure for the both of us." "Last candle gone." "Take it with you." "That is, if you want your wish grant." "Thanks." "Oh, cool." "That's my color too." "Thank you." "Sable brushes." "Nanc." "You are the best Nanc." "You are welcome." "As for last." "Happy birthday son." "Isn't it perfect?" "Fire engin red." "You have no idea, how hard it was to find a red convertable in this town." "Fule injected. 160 KM." "Phone." "Yeah, I even got you special plates." "Oh boy, I would have killed for a car like this, when I was your age." "A, you know I thought it was high time for an image changen, and what better way to start." "Now, you see, the engine is a 2,5 liter..." "As usuall, it was all about him." "His idea of cool." "Red was his colour." "Not mine." "It was his pet fraze on the licence plates." "Clearely he was excepting me, to become him." "Well?" "Isn't it the best present, you could ever get?" "It's awsome." "Come on Neal, take me for a ride." "Well, son..." "Neal!" "Oh my God!" "Son!" "." "Somebody call 911." "Neal, Neal, are you all right?" "Talk to me son." "Neal." "Get better soon honey, Love Mom+Dad, XO" "St. Louises finest increst." "You're all right Neal?" "Yeah, yeah, just... it only hurts when I think." "They want to keep me overnight, to log some tests in the morning make sure, my perception is like worked, yeah." "You're goddess, Nanc." "I know." "So, what's your perception of a dad who buys you the gift, he wants for him self?" "About the same as toxic wastes." "Your perception is fine." "That is one hell of a way getting out of answering dad about the car." "Mom and dad are going to be here soon, what are you gonna tell them?" "." "Lies." "The truth just gonna piss him of." "Well maybe that's a good thing." "No, no." "Because then I' gonna get the hole riff, about how I'm letting him down" "It's just easy if I role with it." "And maybe someone will steal it." "First a little visual warm up?" "I'll hold up a card, you name the suit." "I'm gonna go faster and faster." "Let's see if you can keep up." "OK." "Diamond." "Club." "Spade." "Hart." "Diamond." "Spade." "Diamond." "Hart." "Club." "Spade." "Hart." "Diamond." "Club." "Hart." "Spade." "Diamond." "Club." "Spade." "Hart." "Club." "Spade." "Hart." "Did I pass?" "No." "But a few people do." "Black harts, red spades?" "." "Come on, that's like cheating." "Aa, experience has conditioned you, thinking that all harts are red, and all spades are black." "Because their shapes are similar." "It's easier for your mind to interpret them... based on that passed experience." "Then open to an idea that they can be different." "We see what we expect to see." "Not necessarily, what's really there." "Children, who have never played cards, always pass this test." "Makes you wonder how many other things are right in front of you, sight, sound, smell that you can't expirience, because you've been conditioned not to?" "If we'll do the test again you will pass." "Once you are aware, that their can be black harts and red spades, you'll be able to parse them." "Your brain is wired, just like the Interstate highways system." "It's easy to go from one well to the other place" "But the places in between, off the highway." "Even thou they're there, most people just zip right pass them." "Well, that's cool trick" "But there aren't any card games with red spades and black harts." "Well, how do you know?" "Mr. Oliver." "I'm Dr. Craig." "You ready to take some tests?" "Yeah." "Well, that was, some wormer beck you got there, that guy Rey." "Who?" "Ray..." "you know, that guy, who was, he just left." "You know, the tricked cards." "No, there is no one on staff, named Ray." "No, he was just here." "Wacky guy, with the cards..." "with the light-green lapcote." "The staff wears blue here, not green." "But we can test your color perception." "Dropped seven of harts." "Come on in son." "So, how's that new car?" "." " Awesome?" " Yeah dad... it's very awesome." "What is on your mind, son?" "I'm not so sure about this Bradford thing, dad." "Seams little too easy, you know." "I spent years working very hard, so it would be easy for you." "What?" "You want to work nights in that warehous for the rest rest of your life?" "Come on dad, that just so i don't have to ask you for cash." "Son, let me give you some Daniel Olivier philosophy." "And you can take it to the bank." "When ever someon ofers you an advantage, take it." "And this program is an adventage." "It will get you to any law school in the country." "America needs another lawyer." "Another good lawyer." "We can always use one of those." " That was costs 30 000?" "32 200." "I out bid two major collectors, to get it." "It's a lot of money for a drop cloth." "That shows you how much you know That is Franklin Samuel original." "He's a name artist." "If you ever sell anything, the operative wolud been if, maybe... maybe... your opinion will count." "Look dad, I'm just not sure, OK?" "I thought about, maby taking some time off." "Time off for what?" "Sort of take stock, you know, tray figure somethings out." "Wast your time with your art?" "It's a hobby son." "Would you live it that?" "Look, I got you into Bradford, because Prat's on the bord, and he wont be next year." "So if you don't take adventage of it now, there wont be a next time." "Why not just go thru the program?" "If you ultimately decide, law school is not for you, then, I'll..." "live with it." "But at least you'll be Bradford ?" "and that's something you can always take to the bank." "Then you can... figure things out." "So you're going Bradford, ha." " I thought you weren't sure." " I'm not." "I think it would be stupid, not to at least give it a shot." "Can't let down the old man." "Bouth you of a fancy car?" "He's maximaizing his options Hrank, It's very mature." "We should be saportive, not judgemental." "Look for the good in your felloman." "The warm wind of romance blows around you." "With good helth, prosperity will follow." "October 15th." "That's the day of my Bradford interviev." "Let me see that." "OK, you got me." "It's blank." "What the hell?" "I would never get on that shit, never." "Just, leve everything behind, not know where are you going." "I can't believe that you would Neal." "Just, leve your friends, and your family, and for what?" "Hey, earth to Neal." "What's the matter?" "Sally my fortune." "Didn't it say:" "October 15th, are you sure?" "Obviousely it didn't." "At the restaurant, when I showed it to you, isn't that what it said?" "Why do you make such a big deal about this?" "Because it is bugging me." "That's why." "You're just projecting your anxiety, about your decision, and that is natural." "It's OK." "You'll do grate." "Because that's who you are." "Here.." "Just take a nice deep breath, relax." "Sally, listen to me." "What are the chances?" "That of all cookies in that kitchen, that exact one ended up on a plate, that was taken to our table, and I picked it?" "It was blank, Neal." "The fortune was blank." "You projected." "I projected?" "Right." "That was the politicaly correct way to say I was seeing things." "I worked graveyard shifts at the grocert wearhouse, filling orders for the trucks to take to the verious stores in the morning." "I liked it for three reasons." "I got the job on my own." "It paid enough, that I didn't have to ask the old man for cash." "And it annoyed Daniel that his son was even working at such a low-clas job." "I hear you are quit'n to become some big shot lawyer in new fancyass car, hm?" "Well, lucky dud." "Hey, Curby." "Get the kid a brake." "You just remember that no mather haw hard shit you think you are," "Its always gonna be more the same." "Another Highschool." " Highschool?" " Hell yeah." "Everything in life is like Highschool." "The're just chang'n names." "You take this place." "Insted of pronciple, we've got boss." "Insted of teachers, supervisors." "Insted of asignments, they give us work orders, and, if you fuck up them work orders you, get fired." "Insted expelled." "Oh yeah, names are different, but it is exact same shit." "Highschool." "Damaged goods." "Well, store can't sell them." "Guess I'll just have to take it of their hands." "Is he right Otis?" "Is everything more the same?" "Yeah, if you look at it like that." "I mean, look at me, I show up here, see the same people, take shipement to the stores, see those same people, eat at the same places, see those same people..." "but not really." "See." "I like seeing those people." "Well most of them any way." "If I want something different, I can make it different, go a different way." "Eat at a different place, do an Interstate gig." "See I never went to highschool..." "Look at them." "In the morning thay will get up, and go to the store." "And the paste will be on the shelves where it always is, and not one of them will give a moment's startles to how it got there." "Holy shit." "That's her." "I must have seen her on the bilbord, and that's how she got in my dreams." "You dream about her?" "Yeah,yeah, Yes." "Pretty silly, huh." "Maybe it means something." "Like what?" "Like the thunderbolt, you know, love at the first sight." "Come on Otis, that's just ferrietales stuff." "That's how I met my wife." "Spotted her in a crowd at the river fornt, 4th of July fireworks." "Couldn't take my eyes of her." "Fireworks were up there, but I was stearing at her." "And I just knew." "Well." "See, all my girlfriends, are awlays a reaction to the one I had last." "Jennet was so opinionated about my art, it drowe me crazy." "So I found Sally, who refuses to be judgemental about it." "Meanwhile she's trying to psychoanalyse my." "So she is not the one either." "Maybe you should go after her?" "Girl like that." "She's a model, she's probably got guys fallen all over her" "Guys with big portfolios." "Yeah, I think it's kinda childish idea." "Chasing a dream." "Hi, your bilboard on DelmarWicker's, the one on the side of the building?" "Yeah, whose adagency is that?" "No, no no..." "Next to the Casino Queen bilbord." "The girls with the phone, says:" "There is another choice" "Blank?" "!" "No, no It can't be blank." "I was just there." "I just saw it." "No, I just saw it!" "Hey, what is the sign on the right said?" "What, are you nuts?" "It's blank man." "Neal Oliver." "Your appointment has been scheduled on tomorrow." "September 25th. 10 AM ." "555 Olive Street." "Suite 1300." "No rescheduling." " Neal Oliver, your appointment..." " Who is this?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "10 AM. 555 Olive Street." "Suite 1300, no rescheduling." "Morning, Mr. Oliver." "Why don't show, you actyally show up." "Not everyone does." "Ray?" "I've got a job for you." "If you want it." "Drive cross country." "Delive a package." "Right, what the gell is going on here Ray?" "Because I'm seeing things on signs..." "In firtune cookies..." "I mean wird messages..." "Black Harts, or red Spades." "I told you, you can see them now." "What's it all about?" "It's all about you, Neal." "It's all about you." "Here's the job." "Misspelled Denver." "Yeah, I know." "OK, so why my?" "Why not FedEx?" "What's in here, any way?" "Can't really say." "Yoy can't really say, because you don't know, or you do want, and don't want me to know?" "Either way, the result is the same." "So what is this job pay?" "Can't really say." "What's the catch?" "Or you can't say that either?" "Alwayes wanted the answers, aren't you?" "Consider it, an interesting way to break in the new century." "Or simply, a way to break in that new car." "Before the Bradford interviev." "How do you know about that?" "Open it." "Sit down." "Here'e the deal." "If you walk out of here with that package, you agree to deliver it." "You don't loose it, you don't open it, and you don't trie to find out what's inside it." "You'll be compensated on the other end." "Go by way of Interstate 60." "Delivery date is October 2th." "So you'll have time to visite some towns, meet some people." "See what's out there." "Pick up some traveler's tales." "High way expiriences." "Episodes of the Rode." "This is too surreal." "I mean, you, this office, the 13 floor of a building that has no 13 floor" "My alarm clock gonna go off any second." "Rise and shine." "You'll awake Neal." "Could be your awake for the first time in your life." "It's our standard fold." "And I leed you to seal it with the drop of your blood." "Blood?" "Of course." "I'm the DEVIL." "Just kidding." "Tradicionally, a man means what he says, he'll put his blood where his mouth is." "All right." "Oh, one more thing." "There's a killer out there." "So be carefull" "Now you tell me?" "After I sign?" "The journey of life always includes a possibility od deth." "This killer, what does he look like?" "Who said it's a man?" " It's a woman?" "It's not this Robin Fields, is it?" "I know... you can't really say." "I didn't misspell the name of that town." "You'll find it." "Just go west, on Interstate 60." "Look, we've been over this." "There is no Intestate 60." "There's US 60." "But there is no interstatep 60." "Look... there's got to be." "Well look at here." "Here is 70." "The next major route south is 40." "So if there was an I 60, it would have to be some where between 70 and 40." "But, ass you can see, it's not there." "It simply doesn't exist." "Where do you find a highway, that doesn't exist?" "Well, I decided to look where it be if it did exist." "Ray said, you don't find hidden places, by sticking to the well travelled routs" "So, I skipped well travelled Interstere 55, and went south on Boob Dylan's highway 61." "And there she was again." "Telling me, I was right." "I was fast becoming a believer in signs." "It's you I'm delivering this package, isn't it?" "You're Robin Fields." "Now it makes all sense." "Cool." "Very cool." "Very, very cool." "You are the waiter, from my birthday party" "O.W. Grant." "Neal Oliver." "It's a strange coincidence, seeing you here again." "Onely if you believe in coincidence." "I prefer inevitability." "Every event is inevitable." "If it wasn't, it wouldn't happen." "Right." "Oh, I forgor to give you, your birthday present." "Remember your wish?" "An answer." " Yeah" " That's grate." "Yeah, gets grater." "Go on, go ahead." "Try it." "Yes or No questions." "OK, yhm..." "Eight ball, is there an Interstate 60." "I told you, it get grater." "Who are you mister?" "The O.W stadns for One Wish." "That's what I do." "I grant wishes." "One to a customer." "Your was more interesting, then most." "Opening." "Sicnefies(?" ") story(?" ") insted of greed." "That's what I get most of the time." "gimmi, gimmi, gimmi, gimmi this, gimmi that..." "Usually money, or sex, or easy living." "How I deliver." "Yeah, that depends on what ?" "." "Eith Ball, is this guy bullshititng me?" "Come on." "Let's find that rode." "Now, one young couple wished to be married." "Live happyly ever after." "So I blue up their car." "At the hurch, on the way to the huneymoon." "Another guy." "He wanted grate, perfect sex every day, with his choice gorgeous wommen." "No pregnancys." "So..." "Everyday ther is a FedEx delivery..." "of a skin magazine... box of tissues." "There's the Stop sign." "Turn right." "There is a sign post, up ahead." "Son of a bitch." "I found it." "It was inevitable." "So, I thought all Interstaes were divided highways, with limited acces." "No, when highway doesn't officially exist." "The rules don't apply." "OK, so how is it, we're on a highway, that is on any map, going to a towns, that presumably don't exist?" "Well, there are unlisted phone numbers, right?" "So, why can't there be unlisted highways and towns?" "I don't buy it." "There's got to be a better explenation, than that." "Better explenation." "OK." "How about it's a..." "parallel dimention." "Or you're in a dream." "Or it has something to do with your wish." "Or... you're in a coma from when that bucket hit you." "Or maybe..." "jusy maybe..." "You're dead." "Well?" "Well, what do you want kid?" "I just gave you not one explenation, but six." "All reasonable." "You want an answer, pick one." "It want change anything." "You, you took a job, and now you got to do it." "Yeah, but it could change something." "So, what if I'm dead?" "What if I'm dead, right now." "There is no reason, why shouldn't drive on oncoming traffic, right?" "OK, go ahead." "Try it." "But that's way you accelerated in way of the big semity, comming at us, which should be in about 25 seconds, I figure." "Come to this." "Now, if you are dead..." "Then, this is the after life, and you made a deal with a guy, sealed in blood, who knew everything about you, even what you are going to say, befor you said it." "Now who do you think, that guy might be?" "And..." "do you think it is a good idea to piss him of?" "Maybe you good a point." "Maby I do." "Oh, I love this highway." "Me?" "I can sattle my selfe an artist, too." "I see life, ass.." "art appreciation." "You know, some artist can't stand the sight of their work once it's finisher." "Me, I'm one of my own biggest fans." "And one of my favourites, will be comming through that door... any moment.." "Now." "Yeah, can I take your order?" "15 double-cheeseburgers, please." "15 double-cheese to go." "Oh, not to go." "I'll eat them here." "Hold the order." "You're going to eat 15 double-cheeseburgers, all by your self?" "Yeah." "Why, they are real big?" "You think 15 to many?" "Way to many." "All right." "Twelve then." "Even dozen." "Look, are you drunk or something mr.?" "Well I don't know." "Can you get drunk on six beer?" "Hay fella." "I've got a hundret says that you can't eat six double-cheese, as much as twelve." "So, what you're saying is, they're really big cheeseburgers?" "My hundret says you can't eat six double-cheese." "Well, I'm kinda hungry." "maby you're right." "Twelve is to many burgers." "I'll tell you what?" "Make it two double-cheese, three orders of fried chicken, one be-all tee, to hams swiss on rie, chicken fried stake," "Turkey club and, two boils chilli extra onions." "And one piece of each of those pies." "One piece of each of thiese pies?" "Anything else?" "Three order onion rings." "That's much more sensible lunch, than twelve double-cheeseburgers." "Oh, and old pickles." "Free bucks." "If you can finishe all that food, in one hour." "Whit out getting up from that counter, and without losing your lunch." "I'm not much of a bet, man." "Two to One odds then..." "no, no I'll give you Three to One." "That's 300 to mine..." "against 100 to yours." "Well, what the Hell." "It's onely money." "Hal..." "You better hold one to this money." "Sure." "Yeah, I'll take some of that." "Eight Ball, is this guy gonna really eat all that food?" "Can I yhm..." "Can I get on this action?" "Ask him." "No I like long shots." "You're crazy your knees." "My money just ass good, right." "Hell about me." "Sir, you want to drink anything with that?" "There's your order." "All right." "It's 13:10." "On your mark..." "Get set..." "Wait." "Ketchup, please." "Thanks." "All right..." "What's the trick?" "Trick?" "Where is the food?" "Can't all be in your stomach." "Actually, I don't know." "The fact is, I always loved eating." "More then anything." "Go into a restaurant, want to order everything of the menu." "But, I was always frustrated, by the small capacity of me stomach." "Well, 17 years ago, I made a wish..." "And amazingly enough it came true." "Now I have, what you might call, a black hole in my belly." "Onely I have to keep eating like this, six or seven times a day." "Gets expensive." "So, I travel a lot, and get advantage on guys like you." "That's a good one." "Excuse me, mister." "I've got to know one thing." "Do you still love eating?" "No..." "now it'a a drag." "Listen kid..." "Nobody minds money taken by that guy, he gave us good show for our money." "But I drow a line over what you did." "What did I do?" "I just bet the right horse, that's all." "You run on it." "I know a hustle when I see one." "I played a hunch, I swear to God." "I've never seen that guy befor in ymy life" "But your friend, there has." "Haven't you fella?" "Oh, I wont deny it." "Now, get beck the money you stole, son." "Look sir, I won a cupple bets." "If that's such a crime why dont we call the police." "I am the police." "Sorry about that." "That's all my money." "Hit the rode, fellas." "OK, so what's your game mr." "Grant." "'cause it seams like you know exactly what's gonna happen, just before it happens, and it's just like fucking with me!" "Oh, don't take it personal kid." "I fuck with everybody." "That's what I do." "If I tie highly recommended as an unending sorce of amusement." "And as far as knowing what's gonna happen." "Well... on this highway, the past, the present, the future, the "What if some maybe's, rodes not taken", could all converge, get jumble up." "I just happen to be tuned into it." "That's all." "So what are you?" "Like an Angel or God, or something?" "Just, picking up certalin people to give him a wish?" "No... no, just a guy who likes to mess with peoples heds." "I'm a Joker..." "in life's deck." "But, why do it?" "I enjoy it." "You should always find something to do, that you enjoy." "Although I will admit I have been concidering a career change." "Job in a convenience store..." "Or maybe becoming... a male prostitute." "You're gey?" " You're fucking with me, aren't you?" " Yeah." "Fact is I'm a virgin." "I always will be." "My penis..." "was cut off i a very wird accident, when I was nine." "Yeah, right." "You want to see it?" "Yeah... show me." "Holy shit." "Oh, God..." "Oh, let me tell you, the world is very different pace, when you're not constantly thinking about sex." "or responding sexually to everything..." "Yeah." "That is a ruby." "Wait, how would you know?" "How would you know, what it's like to not have something, you never had?" "Now you're thinking." "You'd be suprised, how many people take that statement on faith." "Sounds right, so they just except it." "As I say." "Messing with peoples heads, can be a lot of fun." "You should try it." "Some nice scenery coming up ahead." "Hello Lyn..." "you're going my way?" "If you're going west." "Then, that's my way." "Hey, why don't you hop in the back, bacause huggy here is gonna wanna take a good luck at me, and if I'm in the front, he'll have a better view." "And if you're in the back..." "so will you." "I'm Laura." "Neal." "Oh, and that's Mr. Grant." "So, where you going Lauro?" "Me?" "Oh, I'm going to a... find a perfect fuck." "Wow, that's an interesting destination." "Yeah, ever been ther?" " Can't say that I have." " Me either." "But so far chips have been pretty exciting." "Onely, how will you know, when you'v gotten there?" "That is the problem." "It's actually become my obsession, but you don't need to here about it." "Sure, sure I do." "The first time, wasn't that grate." "I'm thinking:" "This is it?" "This is what all these songs are written about?" "I mean, talk about ?" "." "Second time was a little bit better." "Third time, now that was a hot time." "Forth time, not as good as the third time." "But once I've done it enough to have all this expiriences to compare, just drove me nuts." "I mean, what if the best one was right around the corner?" "You know, how much better, would the perfect one be?" "So this became my quest." "No, there is times, when wish I've gone to the convent." "But my obsession, becomes your opportunities." "You little stun muffin." "You want to take adventage of a girl that can't say no?" "Any guy turned you down before?" "No, unless he was gey." "OK..." "What number would I be?" "2461." "But I have got a very, very good hearing about you, and there's something very, very special." " I think I'm gonna pass, Laura." " What do you mean, you pass?" "Guyes don't pass." "Oh, I'm clean, there is no disease, if that's what you're worried about." "I've got condoms..." "all best kinds." "Come on Neal..." "stick it to me." "I'm not doing it." "Period." "So, you just." "You are not man enough?" "You meet a real woman and you turn in to a wuss?" "Think you want measure up, hm?" "Well, you'll never know, will you?" "Because if I don't do it..." "I want be number 2000 and whatever." "I'll be number One." "That one guy." "Guy you will remember for the rest of your life." "You stay up at night, thinking about me, wondering," "Was he the One?" "The answer is yes." "I am the perfect fuck." "The one you never had..." "Perfect on every way..." "Look, stop it, stop it..." "This is Zen thing, it's amazing..." "I've never been perfect in anything befor." "Well, you can fuck me." "My mind fuck, and it was terrible." "It was good for me." "What about you Mr.?" "I'll bet, you're a real man." "You're man enough to be in my book?" "Oh, Hell yes." "Put me down in there." "But I sometimes got little troubles..." "getting excited." "Let me take care of that baby." "Now, that's a museum you'd really appreciate." "What is it?" "A bunch of bogass paintings" "Stop in Renburg." "Have a look." "You'll find it very..." "thought provoking." "450 mile to Danver." "Quarter tank of gas, and no money." "Well, by Columbus had sailed, he didn't know if it had any wind." "Stop!" "Help." "Stop!" "Jesus lady..." "Help my, please, my son..." "took my car and run of, I think he is in Banton." "Will you take me there?" "I've got to find him." "Look I' sorry, but I'm not going that way." "I'll pay you... 53 dolars..." "It's all I have just take me to Banton." "Help my find my son, please." "You need money." "She shows up." "Coincidence?" " All right, hop in." "I'll take you." " Thank you" "Well, I'll hop out." "You're geting in tune with the highway." "Say, that's important." "Good luck Neal." "Hey, wait a minute." "Am I gonna see you again?" "Always wanting an answer." "Well, maybe you'll find it in Banton." "I'll pay you the rest, when we'll find Filip." "Oh, I'm Susan Ross." "Neal Oliver." " So, how old is Filip, Susan?" " 16." "He's my baby." "He's all I have." "He's run away before, but he's always come back." "God I am so scared..." "What if I never find him?" " Well, did you call the Police?" " They say I should look in Banton" "It's not like I've been a bad mother." "it's just..." "so hard when you're all alone." "We're gonna find him Susan." "We'll find him." "It is illegal to sell, {Y:" "I}consume, or transport Euphoria," "{Y:" "I}beyond the city limits, under penalty of law." "{Y:" "I}Be warn, it is highly addictive." "{Y:" "I}Even in small doses." "{Y:" "I}Withdraw from Euphoria, has known to cause injury and death." "{Y:" "I}All responsible citizens, are urged to avoid this drug at all costs, and stay in the Euphoria-free zones." "{Y:" "I}Euphoria is legal in Banton, and is distributed within the Banton city limits." " However it is illegal..." " What town is this?" "Maybe we should talk to the Police?" "{Y:" "I}Come on." "16-year-old, in town with legal drugs, and a rage." "Sorry, but I don't think he'll be at the library." "{Y:" "I}The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes." "The next bus to the rave is leaving in five minutes." "First timers?" "Are you aware, that Euphoria is being distributed inside, that it is dangerous, and addictive substance, and it is strongly advised not to part take of it?" "Well, how can we not be?" "Go on." "You'll need this." "No, thanks." "Don't be stupid." "This is the answer." "This is to everything." "And you really need it." "Susan!" "He's over here." "Filip." "Oh, thank God, we've found you." "Please, let's go home." "Chill ma, I am home." "See this?" "This is the place." "The happiest place on earth." "You can't stay here." "You have to come home." "Fuck off." "Who's this?" "New stud boyfriend?" "Sure can digg him." " You've got school." " Fuck school." "I've got Euphoria." "Here, try some mom, the best." "Filip." "You can't stay here." "Yo, I'm in legal age here." "I can do anything I want." "I want..." "Euphoria." "You stole my car." "It's in the yard." "Take it." "I don't want it." "Eat it." "No, you take me there." "Go away." "Leave me alone" "Hey, what's a matter with you?" "What's going on her?" "Hey now brake it out." "Filip come home." " That's it." " Filip!" "Filip!" "Please come home." "The fact is ma'am, here your son's legal age." "He wants to stay..." "He can't be forced to leave." "And..." "He wants to stay." "No, thay all do." "Thay're addicts." "But he's just a boy." "He didn't know what he was doing." "Oh, no no." "He knew." "They all knew, that's why there are all those wornings posted all over town." "Yeah, but if this drug is so addictive, why is it legal?" "Son..." "This town had siriuse drug problem." "And all the problems that go along with it." "We tried everything." "Punishment for dealing, punishment for using." "More inforcement, tougher inforcement, jail, hell, public humiliation." "But, it all came down to one thind." "Some folks..." "just wanna get high." "So..." "We came up with a radical solution..." "Euphoria." "Syntatic drug, potent legal, and totally addictive, and we warn everyone, not to use it." "But like I said, some folks just wanna get high." "One hit of this, and you are hooked." "And we own them." "Camp controls the suplies so of course we can set the prize, and we made it very affordable." "Live in our camps, eat our food, and still couple off jobs, pick up spome trash, mow tha lawn, force some toilets, and you get your Euphoria." "And at night, man... party till you drop." "Patrol so intense, that everybody payes the price." "It's an incredible achievemet, really." "Drug so powerfull, that it supresses the sex drive." "You know, how many rapes we had here last year?" "None." "Are you saying Filip is going to cleanning toiletes for the rest of his life?" "With no sex delve?" "He'll never marry." "I'll never have grandhildren?" "It's ironick, isn't it?" "Americans fought a war for freedom... another one to end slavery." "What a Salomon choose to do with thair freedom?" "Become slaves." "But they're humen beings." "They have rights." "They didn't know what thay be given up." "Thay made a choice." "But look at them." "They seam miserable to you." "They live a simple, happy life." "No decisions... no responsibilities..." "No problems..." "They found their answer." "You so shure, that your life is better than thairs?" "It's like thay're animals." "Oh yeah, we're all animals." "Just that, some of us have different priorites." "That's all." "Whatever your priorities are, Banton is a really nice place to live." "No, it's a nightmare." "Prease, I want my son back." "I'll do anything." "All right than." "It comes down to three choices." "One." "You move here to the Euphoria free zone, and that way, you at least have the chance to see him." "Hell, some parents end up having their children work for them." "Kind of reverse pay back." "Two." "You go home." "Try to find something else to make your life worth a while." "Or three..." "Join the party." "What should I do?" "You're smart... tell me what to do." "I don't know." "I guess, if it was me..." "I'd want to see my boy." "But he doesn't want to see me." "Oh, my God..." "It's wonredful..." "I... feel so... beautiful..." "I never knew, I can be so... happy." "Well, how about you son?" "You want some?" "No thanks." "I'll pass." "It's Ives here." "We've got a rookie in my office, and short shifted the cleaning gallery again." " Sand the Zoo keeper." " Roger that" "Well, guess you'll need a holer room for the night." "Plus, you get..." "a 300 dollars finders fee." "Finders fee?" "Yeah, for her." "You've just increesed our labor-pool." "We pay for that, around here." "What's the matter son?" "Somebody offeres you an adventage... take it." "I took the room, but not the money." "I couldn't." "And even then I didn't sleep very well." "I never got the rest of the 53 bocks, but, given the dynamics of Interstate 60," "I wasn't concerned." "I knew, something would be just down the road." "It was inevitable." "What did concerne me, was whether something else was inevitable." "Eight Ball, should I be worried about thies.. killer?" "Can you be more specific?" "Figures." "The inevitable something down the road, was 20 miles ahead, and he was quite the character." "What's the deal there, mister?" "Hey, Bob Cody." "I don't drive." "And I don't like to hitch-hike." "When hitch-hike, I'm at the marcy of the driver." "But when I pay for the ride, I'm the employer, and I call the shots." "That's how I like it." "So.. you wonna work for me?" "Well, I'm going to Danver." "I wouldn't mind making some money." "Good." "I'm going to Renburg." "It's on your way." "Here's mine proposition." "You pay for gas, pay for your meals." "No alcohol while you're on pay role." "I pick radio stations, I initiate all conversations." "I'll pay you ten dolars casch every hour." "And the mileage money, when we get to Renburg." "In all other matters..." "You play straight with me, I'll play straight with you." "So, we have a contract?" "We have a contract." "So, who is my new employee?" "Neal Oliver." "Mr. Oliver, you may call me Mr. Cody." "Or sir." "You got it sir." "He was going to Renburg." "The museum of art fraud was in Renburg." "Coincidence?" "I knew then, that I'd had to check out that museum." "It was inevigtable." "Mr. Cody had rather unique taste in audio stimulation." "{Y:" "I}The choice is clear." "The Orient 620." "The American made car, for American made drivers..." "See, that's a lie." "Orion engins are made in Japan." "{Y:" "I}Guilt Signal." "The movie everyone's talking about..." "That's another lie." "We're not talking about it." "{Y:" "I}We're the United State's Post Office." "We care..." "Oh, that's the biggest wopper of all." "You know, sometimes onely tha chairman will do." "{Y:" "I}I get no kick from champain..." "(Frank Sinatrs" " Kick out of you)" "There's an advert I can't figure?" "What's warmer, the weather, the watter... girl?" "She's pretty, though." "She's Robin Fields." "She's gorgeous." "Sir." "Well, you know her?" "Not yet." "I'm meeting her in Danver." "You're a lucky man." "Yeah, to be honest, I'm a little nervous about it..." "Cuz, you know, what I'm gonna say?" "How do you start a conversation with the girl of your dreams, without coming of like a total dork?" "Don's say anything." "Let her start." "That's, a good idea." "Sit back." "Listen to sweet musical tones of her voice." "Son, you got a bag." "Yes sir, I do." "{Y:" "I} I get a kick out of youuuuuuuuuu...." "(the same song)" "Now there's a sing that's telling the truth, for a change." "Yeah, looks like a motel to me." "No, Frontiere..." "ever hear Fred Turned mister Oliver?" "No sir." "Well, he was an historian." "About a hundert years ago, he came up with the theory about the Frontiere." "Said, the Frontiere was a..." "safty velve for civilization." "Place for people to go, to keep them from going mad." "So... whanever were folks, who couldn't fit in with ways things were..." "Nuts, malcontents, extremists..." "Thay'd packed up and head for the Frontiere." "So America got started." "All the crackpods and trouble makers in Europa, packed up, and went to a Frontiere, which became, The Thirteen Colonies..." "When some people couldn't fit in with that, they moved further west." "Which is why all the nust eventually ended up in Califonia." "Turned died in 1942, so," "He wond around long enought to see what would happen to the World, when we ran out of Frontiere." "Some people say, we had a Frontiere in the mind." "And they go off and explore the wonderfull world of alcohol, and drugs, but, that's no Frontiere." "It's just another way for us to fool ourselves..." "And we've created this phonyfrontiere with computers." "Which allows people to think thay've escaped..." "Frontiere with acces fees..." "What about Space?" "The final Frontiere?" "Ah, Star Trek isn't Space." "That's television." "Find fucken Frontiere, that is." "Besides, how many folks can just pack up, and go to Space?" "Naa, the Frontiere is just here." "Interstate 60." "That's why I was put here." "Give people, who wanted a little different, place to go." "Is that really true mister Cody?" "If it isn't... it should be." "Excuse me..." "Excuse me..." "Excuse my..." "Can you help me out mister?" "Will work for food, ehy?" "OK..." "Here's an apple, food." "Now, I'd like you washed that man's windshield." "Work." "Hey man." "I ain't gonna wash his widnshield for no apple." "Oh, excuse me." "It doesn't say "might work for food", it doesn't say "restricted menues", says "will work for food"." "This is food," "That's work." "What's the problem?" "I ain't do'n it, that's all." "Now, let's be honest." "You don't want to work." "You just want a hand out, so you can buy booze." "And nothing wrong with that." "Drinking..." "that's a grate human tradition." "And if you'd been straight about it, I'd bought you some ?" "." "But by holding up that sign." "You made an eymployment agreement." "Which I intend to hold you to." "Now..." "There's the apple, you wash that car." "Fuck you man." "I don't want your fucken apple, so I don't gotta wash that fucken car." "Here's what I think of your fucken apple." "Well, now since you've took my food." "You gotta wash that car." "Wash it." " Mr. Cody, this is really unimportant." "Yes it is." "This jerk out here lying in writing?" "!" "I don't tolerate lying from any one!" "Especially not in writing." "You!" "Wast the dam car." "You, shot the fuck up!" "Or I'm gonna cut you." "You all get out of here, now!" "I'm gonna call the sheriff." "Yeah, I wouldn't do that." "You see, I've got lung cancer." "I'm terminal, six months to live." "Onley..." "I'm not going out in a hospital." "It's dynamite." "Enought to take out everything in raydious of 150 yards." "I don't take two farts in a martini, if I go now or later." "But if you do, you'd better wash that car." "OK, OK mister..." "I'll clean it for you." "No!" "He's got to do it." "What are you nuts?" "Wash the windshield." "Clean it!" "Wash the car." "OK, OK!" "I'll wash it, all right!" "Turn it of." "You'd rather call the sheriff, and have that guy shot through the head." "He's crazy." "I've got much simpler solution." "{Y:" "I}Grabe your cote, and snatch your hat." "Leave your worries on the door step." "{Y:" "I}Just direct your feet, to the sunny side fo the street." "Say what you mean, mean what you say." "You know, if everybody followed that rule, there would be a lot less trouble." "Now, we still have a contract mr." "Oliver." "Sure hope, you're not thinking of breaking that contract." "Thinking about it?" "Yes." "Doing it?" "No, sir." "That's a very honest response." "That's a breath of fresh air." "Cigarette?" "No, Thank you sir." "I don't smoke." "I like ciggaretts." "Package says they cause cancer, and they do." "Say what you mean, mean what you say." "Nore, for one, for cigarettes, I don't know where I'd be today." "I used to be an andvertiser." "I got payed for lying." "And one day, a little boy died because of one of those lies." "Well, that fried me." "So, when I got my nicotine death sentence, I decided to make the rest of my time count." "Put and end on some of those lies." "Now, for the first time on my life, I'm fulfilled, I'm content." "Long cancer." "Is now without its benefits." "I couldn't decide if he was for real, or bluffing." "Totally sain or compleately nuts." "Maybe the dynamite was fake, or the detonator was." "Or... maybe not." "As Grant would say, lots of answers, all of them resonable." "I did know that I liked it." "That was for sure." "{Y:" "I}Sunny side of the streeeeeeeeeeeeeeet......" "(Frank Sinatra" " Sunny side of the street)" "Mister Oliver." "You're one of the best employees I've ever had." "I'm giving you a tip." "And my card." "You ever want to wark for me again." "You call that number." "It's mine direct line." " Good luck with that girl." " Thank you sir." "The Museum of Art Fraude was onely three blocks away." "That Interstene 60 dynamic, was clearly a work again." "And my own curiosity was definitely picked." "Of, you must be Douglas." "Oh, thatk Booogness, I'm so glad to see you." "I didn't think you were comming." "I mean, tha agency called to cancel." "I'm mrs James." "The owner." "Hi mrs James..." "And today we're veving the originals,and wright now..." "I know you're confused..." "But if you do as I say, I'll give you a hundred dollars." "Late mr." "James was most proud of five origilan masterpieces in this room." "We're onely seeing, and purchase wishes never photografed." "Monet..." "Cezanne..." "Van Gogh..." "Renoir..." "Degas..." "Each is valude in the milions." "No less then Bill Gates mourn about the attempte to buy them." "Of course they're not for sale." "Now if we can proceed this way..." "Now, take the paintings down very carefully, remove them from tha frames." "And then, after that..." "put them on the easels out here." "Today you're going to be my nephew Edward." "Now, just follow my lead, and go with the flow." "This way please." "Welcome ladies and gentelmen..." "Welcome to our gallery of affordable reproductions..." "It was my late husband's request, That none of his original masterpieces, ever be photographed or reproduced in any book or cataloge." "So, we offer these copies..." "Rendered by my nephew Edward." "At the modest cost of 350 a piece." "And if you have any questions, please, don't hasitate... to ask either one of us." "How long did it take you to do them?" "How long?" "I cnocked them out all in a week." "I can tell." "Some of your brush work is rather uneven..." "Well, you get what you pay for." "It's decent craftsmanshift, perhaps a little slick." "Lackes the artis sole." "Yeah, but I'm just an amature." "It's shamefull." "Cezanne would roll over in his grave, to see such a mockery of his work." "Well, let's be glad for both our sakes, that he wont see it." "Well, you've heard it from the experts." "You have no talent whot so ever." "Well, I've never been more flattered." "My late's husband desire." "Was that his masterpieces be owned by people, who'll enyou them." "Not trophry collectors." "Thus our sharade." "But do you know, an eight years I've jet to sell a painting." "Why don't you donate them to an art museum?" "Oh, upon my death, clones of them will be donated." "Colones?" "Oscar was an art collector, dealer." "Technical genius... and a practical joker, and welthy enough to engorge in his most outrageous wins." "He developed a proces where by, he could duplicate a painting, almost on a molecular level." "He would borrow a grate master from a musemum, and duplicate it, and often send back tha copy." "And he was never found out." "A Stary Night... the original." "The one in New York is a clone." "This Mone..." "tha art world thinks that the original is in Paris." "Unbelievable." "So there're all originals?" "So what one do, with a collecting like this?" "You tell everyone they're fakes." "And so, just befor he died, Oscar created this." "The museum of Art Froad." "The worlds grates art museum." "Masquerading as a cheap turist attraction." "Oh, my God... that's..." "My husband..." "Oscar Warren James." "Of course." "I must say, I was feeling pretty dam good." "Hell I was felling inspired." "I wanted to deliver the package, and the I wanted to go out and paint." "And I wished I could go back in time, and inner a piece in Conrad Competition." "But..." "I'd had my one wish." "And I couldn't look back." "Hot and Cool." "I'm getting warmer, I'm getting coolder." "Of course." "Eigh Ball, that girl is not in Danver and her name is not Robin, isn't it?" "Is she in Morlaw?" "So, if I go there, will I find her?" "So there it was..." "The proverbial fork in the road." "My job." "The word I'd given." "The contract I'd signed." "Versus the lovely Lynn." "The girl of my dreams." "Her musical voice in my head, leading my." "Where?" "So what did I do?" "I did what any self respecting hopeless romantic would do." "I rationalized." "Five days to go 158 miles." "I got time to chase a dream, right Eight Ball?" "Good answer." "Drivers Licence." "What did I do, officer?" "Nothing." "You're surved." "You're being sued by mr." "J.J. Madisona, for your responsibility in a hit and run kill of his pat cat Snickers, three weeks ago in front of the cort house." "But I've never been here before." "I was in St.Louis three weeks ago." "Tell it to the judge." "I'm just proces servent." "Meanwhile I suggest you head to the town and hire yourselfe a lawyer..." "You're gonna need one." "But first..." "park your car in that lat over there, by the lake, you can get sued for poluting the air." "Hey Mr., I'm really good, checke it out Standford, class of 88." "So we become laddy, but more important I know the angles." "You don't need a lawyer." "You need a good lawyer, and that's me." "Parkinson, and that's the onely name you need to remember." "These other guys..." " I'm uninterester." " Valerie McCabe." "Be of 91." "I've got special weights for visitors." "And I know I can win your case." "You don't even know my case." "The Madison case?" "Happens to visitors all the time." "Fact is, J.J Madison doesn't even have a cat." "He's allergic." "I can have a ?" "in no time." "Wait." "He never had a cat?" "So why he's gonna sue somebody for it?" "Because he can." "What?" "Every adolt cicizen of Morlaw, is a lawyer." "So everybody sues everybody else." "It doesn't matter who is to couse." "It's how we make sure, everybody makes a living of the profession." "Yeah, but that's insane." "I can sue you for that." "You just made a defamatory remark about this town." "Hey, don't look at my legs." "I can sue you for that to." "Sexual harassment." "Is there anything you can't sue me for?" "Hire me.That way everything between us is subject to attorney-client privilege." "I'm 75 dollars an hour." "First haur is free." "Well, at least you know my case." "All right." "You're hired." "Im sueing you Valerie..." "For the sexual ?" "or the ?" "of the potential client on the public ?" "." "He onely hired you, because he found you sexually attractive." "Hurry." "My office." "We can get ?" "a dozen more law suits, just walking down the street." "This will be esential." "Shouldn't make more then a cupple of weeks." "Weeks?" "No, no, no." "I have to be in Danver on October 2nd." "It can't take that long." "That's not long." "Long is our Citylimit sign." "We'vw been trying to get knew one put up for five years now." "But we forgot a fund an environmantal impact report, and as metal in signpost," "Is a potentialy hazardous substance." "We're in cort ovet that." "And another lawyer is chalanging senses figure on the sign." "And another lawyer said we had to do another land survey, to determin the exact city lymits, so, we know precisely where to put the sign." "So we brought an Surveyor." "But he got sued for smoking, and wasn't enjoing for finishing the survey." "I say we're at least two yers, from a new sign." "And you chose to live here?" "I wouldn't live anywhere else." "Every day is a new chalange." "A new president." "A new interpreting of the law." "It's an intellectual fest." "So if everyone who lives here is a lawyer," "How do you live?" "I mean, who runs the grocery stoor..." "Who does your dry cleaning..." "Who fixes the shitter, when it breaks?" "Well, we all moonlight on a law related jobs." "Police, bailifis, cort reporters..." "But those other trivial things, you mentioned?" "They're done by people like you." "Awaiting trial." "It's the onely way thay can afford their legal fees." "Now, I can get you a hearing on Monday October 1st." "Meanwhile..." "We'll have to call witnesses, to testify as your character." "You know, Family." "Friends." "So, that you can qualify for your employmeny program." "It'll help keep cost down." "So, tomorrow morning, when you get me their names and numbers, and I'll ?" "them." "Well, even if thay could get here..." "Wouldn't they get sued too?" "Of course." "But you'll identifie them, and their problems will fall on your sholders, which means more work for me." "I have thise phone numbers." "Thay're in my car." "I'm gonna go get them." "And I'm gonna make few calls, and be right back." "No you wont." "Fred..." "Mr. Oliver is a potential fugitive." " Luck him up." " Luck me up?" "Of course." "We lawyers have to protect out livelihood." "Hey, you can't do this to me." "i have rights." "I know you do, sweety." "I'm here to protect them." "I couldn't even blame the Eight Ball." "It said, a meeting was possible." "Yeah, right..." "A meteor wiping out Morlaw was possible too." "Probably more possible, that ever meeting Lynn." "Lynn!" "Over here!" "I'm gonna get you out!" "I'm gonna get you out!" "In order to get her out, I had to get me out." "But jailbreak, was clearly not happening." "Did o for a tunnel job." "I needed an answer, and my Eight ball was in the car." "Dammit." "There had to be a way, to blow this thing wide open." "And then I knew." "My lawyer needed a character witness." "I needed a witness." "Who was a character." "Please, state your name and aplication." "Robert Wilson Cody." "I'm..." "what you might call it an ex-grinder." "Mr. Cody..." "please, tell the court how you know the defendant." "He was my employee." "And how would you characterize him?" "Honest." "Trustworthy." "Intelligent." "Ask him if he's aware that the charge against me is a lie, and that everyone here knows it." "It's immaterial." "He can onely testify as the character." "Just ask him." "The judge will pull it immaterial." "You ask him... or I'll fire you." "Mr. Cody..." "Are you aware that the charge against Mr. Oliverowi, is not onely a complete lie, but that the judge, the plaintiff and every citizen here know it?" "Objection!" "Immaterial." "It has nothing to do with the character of the accused." "Sustained." "Whait a minute miss..." "your saying that this is a trumped-up charge..." "And you're all in on it?" "Immaterial." "The witness is ordered to ignor the question." "Well, I'm not going to ignore it, your honor." "If, what she says is true, that's a very seriouse matter." "Well, seriouse or not, it's immaterial to this hering." "Next question." "Oh, judge, I asked her a question..." "and I want an answer." "You don't ask here questions Mr. Cody." "You answer them." "And if you wont do what I told you to do, I will hold you in contempt." "Hey, I'm not anserting any more questions, untill somebody answers mine." "Why don't you tell me judge..." "are you in on a lie here?" "I fine you 500 dollars for contempt." "Answer my God dam question, judge." "1000 dollars and 90 days in jail." "Biliff, surgent." "Put Mr. Cody in a cell." "Hold the go, boys." "This is dynamite." "We'll all go with a bang, if anyone takes another step toword me..." "Gentelmen, just drop your guns." "Everyone else, stay seeted." "Judge..." "stick your finger up your nose." "I'm not kidding." "I'm terminately ill and I'll gladly take you all with me to hell right now." "Judge!" "I said, stick your finger up your nose." "You'd better doit judge." "I know this buy..." "He says what he means, he means that he says." "I'm glad we understand, who's in charge now." "So judge.." "This whole deal was a lie." "Is that right?" "Keep that finger in your nose." "Yes." "Yes, sir." "Yes... sir." "All right." "Show our hands..." "How many here knew that it was a railrode job against Mr. Oliver?" "Liars..." "Lawyers." "Mr. Oliver..." "How do we teach these..." "liers a lesson?" "Now, read it judge." "By these order, all legal acctions, charges, fines and fees, against any noncitizen of Morlaw, in any matter pending befor any Morlaw cort," "I here by dismissed, and I declare an unconditional amnesty." "Thank you." "Bailiff." "Make a few hundert copies of that, and post it all over town." "You know this is an interesting town..." "I tihnk I might just stay here." "Any problem with that judge?" "No... no problem." "Sir." "Lynn?" "Hi..." "I'm Neal." "I'm the guy who got you out." "Yo, please to fucken meet you, Neal." "Man, I've been so fucked up in here, for so long," "I thought, I was never getting the fucke out." "Yo bitch!" "I want back my fucken cloths, you cocksucker's confisketed." "I shouldn the fucken wear'n this, I'm on leash no more." "Handsome..." "What you looking at me like that for?" "I just didn't expect you to talk that way." "What, something wrong with the way I fucken talk?" "No, no, no, no, no, no." "I mean, YES." "Yes." "You make Mike Tyson sound like an Oxford graduate." "What do you like fucken dissect me?" "You like saying, that I never went to fucken school, something?" "Yes... that's exactely what I'm saying..." "Don't worry." "It's just an act." "Well, it sort of a test, see." "Guys are always so eger to score points on me thay would be like:" "Oh, no..." "Lynn, no, the way you talk is charming." "Unique, refreshing, a breath of fresh air, yeah." "Air from the sewer, is more like it." "Me, I would..." "never go out with somebody who takled like that." "I'm glad you wouldn't either." "I hope you have a car." "I had to sell mine to pay my legal fees." "I have a car." "So, how many guys did told you that you sound cheap?" "You're the first." "You know, you're better looking than I've expected." "Did o." "Wait a minute... you've been expecting me?" "Of course..." "That's how the stories always go..." "the handsome prince rescues princess from the dungeon." "That was the point of the messages." "The messages?" "Billboards." "My last name is Linden, by the way." "See, I knew somebody would figure out eventually." "At least that's what he told me." "Who?" "O.W. Grant." "See, I made a wish to meet the right guy." "Although if I didn't known, I just spend a year i jail waiting." "Maybe I wouldn't." "The prince has to undergo tests and chalanges, so that the princes will be convinced that he's worthy." "And you passed mine." "So what's yours?" "What?" "My test?" "Come on." "Everybody has the sympathetica test." "Do you cut your grapefruit in half or peal it?" "My?" "I peal it." "Favorite cartoon character?" "Spider-man." "Thin or thick cross pizza?" "I go for thin every time." "We're three to three." "I can't bel..." "OK, Close encounters?" "I would get on ship, no question." "What's wrong?" "This is just... it's all to perfect." "I mean, you know..." "You are." "You know, when something seems too good to be true?" "Hold that thought." "You see?" "I'm not that perfect." "Right." "Right." "I feel much better now." "Did o." "So, you actually wished for miester-right?" "What can I say?" "I'm human." "Humens have certain needs." "Like companionship." "And you." "Did you wishe for me?" "Well, actually I wished for this." "Gives my answers." "But are they the right answers?" "So far." "This were your billboards." "Obviously, I don't need them any more." "Maybe it's time fot the... you know..." "Happily ever after part." "Not quite." "I still have a job to finishe." "Tomorrow October 2nd Danver." "Danver." "What's wrong?" "Grant gave me an envelope." "He said if anyone was ever went to Danver I should open it." "I don't know if these message if for me or you." "Neal... don't go." "I gave my word, to this guy that I deliver this package." "I have to." "Eight Ball, should I go to Danver?" "Are you serious?" "I'm serious." "You mean, you didn't sleep at all?" "No, I couldn't." "I was possessed, by the views." "I love it." " You're not just saying that?" " No." "It's got soul... passion..." "Take me with you." " What about the letter?" " Screw it." "I want to go with you." "Eight Ball, should I take Lynn with me to Danver?" "Bad idea." "Is that, because it's dangerous?" "The killer, does it have to do with the killer?" "I don't care if it's dangerius, or what this thing says." "I still want to go witn you." "No, Lynn." "It would get me crazy..." "I'm not gonna risk losing you, not after I just found you." "What if I lose you?" "Lynn you can't go." "The Ball is never wrong." "I'll come back, I promiss." "Eight Ball, I will come back for her, wont I?" "Yes." "You will come back for me." "Am I nuts?" "The girl of my dreams, and I leave her behind, because of this stupid toy." " What's up, officer?" " Just got word, there's a killer in the aera." "Orders are to close the road." "What's this killer look like?" "It's comming over the radio now." "{Y:" "I}The order suspect is white mail, last seen driving a read BMW convertible," "{Y:" "I}allong Interstate 60." "{Y:" "I}This vehicle has a white pains, splatteres on the trunk lid." "You best turn around son." "It's not safe for you here." "It was ten miles before my hart rait was back in a double digits, and I can think straight." "Then I realised..." "Eigth Ball, is Lynn in danger from this killer?" "{Y:" "I}Cellular service, is not available in this area." "BMW suck." "Jeepy rules." "Oh, shit..." "Oh shit..." "Dam punks, and thair paint again!" "Calling the sheriff." "Here watch where they go." " No, no, no." "Please don't call the sheriff" " The hell I wont." "I'm sick of those punks making trouble around here." "Get me my binolulars!" "Eight Ball, am I the killer?" "{Y:" "I}Latest reports, indicate the suspect is carying a murder weapon, in a square box, wrapped in broun paper." "{Y:" "I}Once again, suspect is carying a murder weapon in a ..." "Oh no." "Shit!" "Eight Ball, is the murder weapon in this box?" "Should I open it?" "Shit." "If it is a murder weapon, I'm gonna get my finger prints all over it." "Eight Ball, I really need an answer right now." "What should I do?" "Damm you!" "Yes or No questions." "Think Neal." "Be logical..." "He called the cops..." "So, which ever way they're going, I've got to go the oposite way." "Well, it's got to be one way or the other." "Right Eight Ball?" "I mean, I got two choices here, so it's got to be one or the other." "Right?" "Take it to the Bank." "Sorry dad." "No, there is another choice." "{Y:" "I}Sheriffs have police two ?" "have closed up Interstate 60 in both directions" "{Y:" "I}The attend of foxtail the suspect, who was last seen driving red BMW convertible," "{Y:" "I}with white paint splattered on the trunks lid." "I knew this wasn't my kind of car." "What were the chances?" "What were the chances, that the killer would be in a car, just like mine, and I get white paint on mine, just like his?" "Now Grant would say, it was inevitable." "That at lesat once in a infinited univers, events would happen that way, and this was that time." "But Grant also said, on this highway, the past and the future, and what ifs and maybes can all get jumbled up." "So, I had to see for my selfe." "Get away from there." "Who was he?" "They say he was some law student from St. Louis." "Went nuts, and killed his old man." "I love this highway." "Eight Ball, I've got a lot of questions." "Was that guy in the car..." "What the hell I'm asking you for?" "Robin Fields?" "Is anybody here?" "I'm here." "Ray?" " Delivery is for you." " No, no, no." "I wouldn't hire you, to deliver package to my selfe." "It's for my cousin." "Here his now." "Robin Fields." "One of my manny synonyms." "Cousins?" "You set in my car, with your own package." " Why didn't you take it?" " Well, you made a deal." "What kind of guy would I be if I couse you to..." "violate your blood outh?" "And, besides, it's the fact that you lost all your money... and you went to jail..." "you left to girl... ditched your car..." "All, to bring this to me?" "Makes it far more valoable." "Now it has... stories to go with it." "Don't you want to know what's inside?" "I did before, but... doesn't really matter now... 'cause, whatever it is... wont be as good as the stories." "Will see, 'cause you understand that." "I'll open it." "You're not gonna light it?" "I don't need to." "So, how's that new car?" "Awesome?" "Dad..." "What's my favourite color?" "Blue." "Why would you buy me a red BMW?" "Red's a grate color." "Specially for a convertible." "You know, my BMW's suppose been a gerat sorce of enjoyment, so I just thought..." "Happy birthday dad." "In the future, if you want to buy me a gift..." "Buy me something I want." "Not something you want." "Sun... it's a gift..." "And if you don't accept it..." "I will take it as a personal insult." "Well, in that case we're even." "Because I consider the gift it self, to me and to who I am." "How would you like it, if I bought you an easel and a pain box for your birthday?" "I never thought of it that way." "Perhaps I could've given it a little more thought." "Thank you dad." "Apology accepted." "Now the Bradford thing." "I'm not going there." " 'Cause I'm not going to law school..." " But sun?" "No but's there." "This is your life, you made it, it works for you." "I've got to find something that works for me." "I'm sorry if you don't approve, but you can tell that to the bank." "Well, I don't approve." "And it's time you face the truth about your art." "It's medium-ok, look..." "Neal... grate news." "That piece, you entered in the Conrada Competition..." "There's a very interested buyer, who wants to talk to you about it right now." "Come on." "I'll take you." "No dad... that thing..." "It's crap." "You got riped of." "And it's upside down." "I must be having Alcheimerc." "I don't remember innering anything to Conrad Competition." "You've left it in motel." "I took the liberty of entering it for you." "Thank you, mister..." "Conrad..." "Oh, you're welcome mister Oliver..." "You're Neal Oliver..." "I just love your painting." "Excuse my, I'm sorry..." "I've just got this..." "Major deja vu about you." "No, no, no." "It's OK, I did to." "Gib time." "I just love this..." "It's got soul... passion..." " I'm..." " Lynn Linden." "Yeah, I know." "I'm with Denver publishing, we do.." "prints, posters, and art books." "Well, it's maybe a little ?" "of me, but would you consider doing a serious of motels, caffees gas stations... on his style?" "It's exactly what I was thinking." " My brother is really talented." " Oh, he's gonna be fine." "Just fine." "He's got a grate future ahead of him." "They both do." "Say..." "you have a birthday comming up, don't you?" "Well, how do you know that?" "Don't forget to make the wish."