"Of course I know that the clock is five, so I call the" "So you want to call me five o'clock in the morning, - just to say that the clock is five" "Well, no, I am concerned about Uuno" "Who would not be." "Could you not wake him up?" "On the contrary, he has not come home yet" "I'm afraid something has happened to him" "If he has been robbed?" " Uuno." "Why?" "Well, robbers can be idiots" "Good, I try to calm down." "Sorry I disturbed" "(phoneringing)" "Hello, this is your neighbor upstairs, - good morning." " Good morning" "Would you help me with an emergency?" "Yeah?" " Our phone is out of order, - so I can not contact with my wife - and tell her a very important thing" "Could you please give the message?" "Of course" "Go and flip through the mail slot a note saying - her husband waiting for her at the station at 10" "I can bring it personally as soon as she has woken" "= = No, no." "If you could trap into the patch now, immediately - so she finds the as soon as she wakes" "She often wakes very early, and is then unhappy" "Well, I can do it." " Thank you so very much - greet your husband, if he happens to be at home" "He is such a nice guy." "Goodbye, thank you very much!" "(Snore)" "Uuno Turhapuro." "Opp, as it would be already!" " What?" "Who shouts at me?" "Ouch, that was just you." "What is it now?" "Nothing yet, but soon" "Thanks to your tricks I woke janitor - to enter." " Yard Man?" "Oh, Really?" "This is therefore thanks for faithfulness" "When the man is tired of day's labors - throws himself on the couch and doze in an innocent sleep, - so should not the wife dress herself in a bathrobe - and throw himself in arms of another man" "Admit immediately!" "Who's the man " "Who has insinuated himself into our marital happiness - and secreted our family idyll after so many years?" "Okay!" "Let be!" "No, divorce only." "If you wish" "This may be the salary of my plodding by your side" "Luckily I have not had time acquire more wealth - so we do not need squabble about that" "= = Shut up, Turhapuro!" "Now you explain immediately - where you've been again!" " Ouch, idlingt!" "Call it IDLE, when the man is ready to sacrifice - his sleep to toil for his family" "Now it is again so intricate that no one can understand it" "Tell immediately where you've been!" " Wanted jobs" "Job?" "What kind job search at night?" "Watchman jobs, of course." "No, you can not be so stupid - you think watchman job are getting midday" "Oh, watchman?" " Night Guard!" "It's hard to find a job that would suit you worse" "You kept awake's not even my of the day." " Where is it right" "What the?" "The concern about how my little family's financial situation - could be had for a minimum level even - forced me into a psychiatrist" "He reached to my sleeping - could be due to underemployment" "That I could have said without medical training" "Totally free, even" "I thought about little crafting - keeps me awake so good for me like that" "High time indeed!" " I simply dared - receive any long-term employment" "Why not?" " For your father's sake" "Or rather for his possible away once" "Please clarify!" " Think Twice now, darling" "Some day, perhaps surprisingly - go to your father's legacy completely easily in our bank account" "If you then bound at a longer employment, - and can not detach himself in managing our property - and to ensure that the invested more profitably " "So smoke where no easy million in interest losses" "A few words to and you lose some teeth" "Promise me one thing." "Now, do not feel bad." "You are now more and more like your father - and now I speak sadly not like the look" "Uuno Turhapuro!" " Well, well, Little Women" "Then the situation is as it is and your father's condition is good " "I have purposed to sacrifice myself for the family - and try to find any income, profits" "= = But this presupposes enough to I get a hearty breakfast" "Go to the kitchen and make a breakfast to your weary man" "A three minute eggs, toast, ham - and a piece of Edam cheese, etc., etc. ," "You're hopeless" "Where to now this early?" " The Ministry of Transport" "I have to get the Minister signature on a paper" "Oops, You are probably in need of a vacation, Dad" "How would it be with a trip somewhere, for a week or two" "No chance shops have gone so bad - we can not afford the travel, but after this transaction - we can travel the globe." " What's that for a deal?" "A new filler mass for wear tracks on the roads" "There is a billion business." "Wear available almost everywhere" "We have already agreed with the state minister just forgot to sign the paper" "Can ministers forget another too, not just on their promises?" "What could it be?" " Try Now just remember!" "Now I remember!" "You gave me a letter that was mailed - and I totally forgot it" "Terrible!" "Terrible!" "Sorry, missus." " What is it now?" "I have a hole in my pocket" "The letter has totally disappeared" "The hole has been there for fifteen years" "And I have not given you any letter" "Not?" "What could I have forgotten?" "What can you forget in this family?" "Wedding day!" " Jessus, whose?" "Our's of course, you idiot" "We're already married." "Do not you remember when the priest..." "Understood." "We have been married for 15 years" "Today, exactly fifteen years" "Congratulations, sweetie." "You're probably the luckiest think of it, fifteen years in company with me." "Beautiful" "How to now take it" "Are there children in our marriage?" "No." " Not for me either" "And I did not have any gift either, shame on me" "But I have" "It was so good." " Thanks" "What is this?" "Something like this I have not seen before" "Surely not." "It's a wallet" "I thought you should already teach you to use such a particular learning you that fill it" "It's easy." "Here I have soldier passport " "And here are some photographs." " I'm talking about money" "Well" "Last night when I was waiting for you , I decided definitely, " "Now that you finally begin take care of yourself" "Self?" "Really?" "GOOD HEAVENS !" "That's a typical error, that Finnish women do" "What is wrong?" " Throwing away the man right then - he's best." "Consider now fixed on me" "My worst wandering has been and gone" "Youth zeal has moved to middle age determination" "The physical decay has stagnated due to exercise" "And besides your strenuous training under 15 years - have turned me into a humble and obliging, " "Person who satisfies himself with little and it is easy to control" "Like this completely schooled elite individual, you are ready - that like other women, throw away with the bathwater" "And take instead a lad not I supposed to take any." "Not?" "I'm tired of taking care of you." "I'll start my own life" "If you take it as a disadvantage that I may not have - worked enough our common stay " "I said precisely it out now" "= = One month and this, whatever it was called, - is fueled by money, are you satisfied?" "It depends on whether it is matter of coins or banknotes" "What did I tell you?" "You start more and more to remind your dad" "He is always talking about money" "Here is the important question" "Everything depends only on it, - the minister forgot to sign the paper" "If you knew what all the minister can forget" "The thing corrected when he comes at ten o'clock" "What?" "I read his interview just" "He takes it as a matter of honor to be first in the workplace honor it too." "Because it plays no role" "Hey Uuno, did you get sick?" "That you go to work?" " Well, when I need old woman takes otherwise divorce again" "And father in law in verge of just joy" "And also heritage past mouth" "Your father will probably start a battle now - when he hears that you work" "Can I ask what sort of work you have thought for you?" "I get one of those travel guide" "What is it?" "There is a guide who guides tourists abroad - and ateks them from place to place and tell where they are" "How did you get a job like that?" "I took a correspondence course." "I work already" "True, it is a small company, just based" "Should not a guide know several languages?" "Sure, But this is just a small company, - no need to know anything" "Then you could- do one thing for me" "Anything for you, Härski." "You're my best friend." "What would it be now?" "This takes only one or two minutes of the Minister Time" "Totally impossible." "The Minister is now so busy" "If you come in an hour" "Not helping this well otherwise" "I will then in about an hour." " Barley, barley" "You've probably done it yourself there." " Yeah, how did you guess" "Enough it is so individual Wheeler" "You do not have the zeal noticed that it has two knobs" "Two knobs should be" "Two fronts and no rear" "It started to bother me when the old woman pulled into the garage" "Sometimes the car was broken sometimes garage" "But not any more." "Now run old woman just out - when she gets out of the garage, and then just set back" "Do you understand?" " You're probably a genius, Härski" "So they claim" "Is it for this that Uuno obtain a driving permit?" " Yes" "I have to get his name - otherwise its none of my business" "I can not help it" "The last visitor took all the time mini States had reserved" "Who dawdling where that I end up in bankruptcy?" "Hello!" " Hello" "Can not be possible" "What on where do with the Minister?" "Trades." "We successful businessmen in a hurry" "Do you want to go a little out of the way" "Could not you ask if minister could take this?" "It takes just two minutes." " I'm sorry" "Goodbye, Miss Stendör" "See you in two weeks" "Really enjoyable holiday." " Thank you, thank you" "He said two weeks?" "He went to Spain and lingers there two weeks" "This is a disaster" "Wherever he travels?" " To Marbella" "Well hello." "I do not understand what spent daddy" "He called, to Now we'll go on vacation - and taking Elisabeth with us." " How's Uuno?" "What do you think?" "Witty jacket on you, we are in a hurry" "No plan yet?" " No, first in the morning, - but we have to get new clothes" "You are a miracle worker, Uuno, how did you manage this?" "Very light, when the first stiffness had disappeared" "No way." "Ridiculous proposals" "Do you take me as a fool or buffoon?" "Hard to choose so here unprepared, - but if the options are only those two so..." "Act also prohibits this particular" "Therefore barley I to Mr Minister" "All laws are not perceived ministers." " How so?" "I thought that such an important and wise man as minister - could well take some decision himself also" "Of course I can be wrong" "Now show again permit to operate a bidirectional car." " Yes" "This could be save for our automotive industry" "Now consider the benefits." "Turn almost on the spot" "For example, mother- start giving advice from the back seat - so just drop to the wheel and drive  yourself" "= = If it is a difficult situation and both hit the gas - so you can let the car determine which way the man's father" "The Supermodel shared cars deal" "The first stage, you drive and his wife together" "If the roads are separated, then the cars apart, and both continue " "Their own way and at night You are met at the same place cars together and so drive you home together" "Have you ever thought on a political path?" "Sometimes it's enough occurred to me, - but I could hardly keep me on the spot" "In politics, it is important to keep their balls - his stool, how many now then sitting on" "You've got too many irons in the fire simultaneously" "It would reward himself changing industry" "As car salesman throws you off your talents" "Enough have I signed lower paper" "Surely you" "You are probably a miracle man, Uuno." " That was a trifle" "No, I meant it, but you " "While you are told, ate up all of my sandwiches" "Ouch sorry, that went without my noticing it" "My reflexes function so that if olfactory disclose - somewhere near could be something edible - so far the hand is automatically there and for the food to the mouth" "And your old lady does so tasty sandwiches" "Not missus had made them, I bought them at the bar where" "My old woman left me a year ago" "Huh?" "What do you say." "You have not said anything" "I was not covered." "But tomorrow I will take a new old lady" "Will You Marry You in the morning?" " Yes" "Härski." "Sörsselsson marries tomorrow" "Should not we fix a wild bachelor evening?" "One last one" "We arrange such a disc that he will remember all his life - and then nothing." " You are probably rancid" "Sandals yet, and a couple of shorts and thin shirts and..." "But Mom." "Not shall we surely stay there for good" "It is best to be prepared for anything possible" "And it's cheaper to buy here - than wasting expensive currency where" "Bevare me well , I thought forget" "Onlyanidiotpays for much of its journey,  - comeandexperienceDefined- trips holiday in Marbella" "Conditionedaccommodation right by the pool  - andthegolfcourse" "Only1,999landper person" "Go buy us three such" "Should not they be using a more experienced travel agent?" "Why?" "That's unimportant where you take them same sun shines for all the same plane flying man" "Just not now the director makes a hasty and poor decision" "(girlslaugh)" "Do not need me well go with eyes tied all night?" "Do not complain or so we bind the mouth also" "For Sörsselsson to that table" "Dear ladies, - sorry if I disturb your revelry, - but could I ask you to connect you to our company?" "We celebrate our good friend's, a delightful charmörs, - a real man's woman," "Engineer Sörsselssons stag" "Your female, adorable company would contribute - to raise our mood" "Well, it is perfect timing" "Can I ask..." "Here are these gentlemen" "First the girl for you to Pornäs" "Härski is good to find the" "Other for the Sörnäinen." "And the third to Tyrvis" "Start Sörsselsson asking now" "Miss A, would you come with me to a desert island" "If it swings about that" "And not the long deserted, after Sörsselsson to get there" "Of course, I have a passport" "Have not yet been seen, he will come in due time" "Well, Sörsselsson, of the ladies who do you choose?" "I'll take that as for me to Pornäs" "A is still safe." "Each of these is better, - than my future wife, it does not matter, I'll take Miss C napkin from your eyes and take a look" "Which misses think you're Miss C?" "Now we see if it gets hit" "No, it was full boom" "So you could say" "Here is your ring, if once anybody is better" "Goodbye Sörsselsson, forever" "Would she went be the next wife?" "Yes." " Now you could not present her closer" "Seventeen anyway, what should I do now ?" " How to do?" "The church is commissioned and the priest." "And the whole family will - and I have no bride." "I have paid honeymoon" "Just a sec, what time is it?" " About three o'clock" "When the priest?" " In the morning, at ten o'clock thing is clear." "You take Sörsselsson and dress tailcoat - on him, I get a new old woman" "See you at ten o'clock in the Church" "Get a better than the old" "Well, do you have a picture of yourself ?" " Yes" "Or maybe it will be a better old woman without image" "(music)" "I traveled to Spain, come back in two weeks" "Where you slept back all night?" "(Priestpuffs)" "I'm sorry, but I did not find parking place" "No rush, we are still looking for the bride" "We take then the short formula, I am in a hurry to wedding trip" "This is fine." "My parking meter shows soon red" "Here is the bride personals, - they are little changed." " Well, thank you" "And now urgent to fly field." " I have the baggage at home" "Now we do so here." "Uuno and Sörsselsson take a taxi, - we pick your wife's luggage while also ensuring your bag" "Härski's probably a good organizer" "Help a little..." " I get it enough" "What a lovely moment." " Yeah, do not say otherwise" "Two glorious weeks thousand kilometers from Uuno" "It could be a little pay" "HonoredBenefitTravelers." "Here you speak of those, -  astourguidesand so" "Whilethestaffispreparingour start  " "Iwish welcome to  - agencyFörmånsresors trip to Marbella" "Duringthetrip,Iam your  Personal Guide  - andcater that everything runs smoothly" "Icanassureyou ,with pledge of my heart,  - thatyouhavea unforgettable experience" "Hello." "As you probably remember all your life" "Lastnotificationto Finnair's tour 1150  to Marbella" "Port85" "sorry, miss." "Is plane full?" "Yes." " I'm always so scared for these ascents" "It feels safer if someone is sitting next" "No cause for alarm." "If there is someone else - so I sit next to you." " Thanks" "Now it feels as if the head exploded." "Sitting so close Uuno - and tied to the chair, it's too much for veins" "Could you, Uuno, not get anything reassuring" "So clearly." "What would we schooled guides are not able to acquire" "Do maybe someone else also have?" "I would also take." " Well" "Hello." " Hello" "Where calling someone Aunt." " Okey" "Ouch so funny" "With these pills sleeps man enough for a few hours" "Please Miss, can I get a little brandy?" "Is it okay that I take the first after the climb?" "Uuno, hey." "Come here!" "Now it went to hell with whole thing." " How so?" "I do not know if my wife is on the plane" "Look around you." " It's just that" "I do not know what she looks like" "She never had time to lift the veil" "Say her name as reports stewardess" "How would I know?" "I was so nervous " "I did not hear what the priest called her" "Well," "There are two women, she must be either one of them" "Or did she not come with the plane." "I check what it is." "If it's the rear " "Wouldn't it have been better if you had not had made it in time" "Fingers crossed" "This is not my place." "I'm sitting here so long - as my own seatbelt adjusted" "Should the wife on vacation?" "Not really, I am to wedding trip" "Oh, nah eh sweet, many congratulations" "Is it a recent occurrence?" " Today we got married" "In this way, really nice trip." " Yes, she is!" "I hope you young time soak up some sun as well." "Well, yes" "Sorry, but this site is reserved for my husband" "Yes, exactly." "Ouch, yes indeed" "We did not introduce ourselves in that crowd." "Sörsselsson" "Now, pull the pulleys" "No one can say that happiness flourished this time long" "The former flourished at least one year" "Sorry, I took some missing out." "Wife is sitting in the back" "Goodday,ladiesand passengers" "WelcometoFinnair flights to Malaga" "Please use your seatbelts  seatbeltrecommended keep attached even after the climb" "Smokingisprohibitedin start and on the plane's aisles  " "AndWC." "Captain Laine with staff  - towishyouapleasantjourney" "Good day." " Beautiful, finally" "Do not do it well I hold your hand on this?" "I wonder if it is now not allowed now that we are..." " Yes" "It is much easier when you have a man by her side" "That's what I was afraid of." " You too?" "Now we are able to support each other" "As of ups and downs, yes" "It's probably a strange feeling, especially - when it befalls on older where as now I" "Well, now, we get" "Fucking Hartikainen, he must be blind" "You do not get used, though one 've done it several times" "How mångte time it's for you?" " At least fifty" "I have no more counted as accurately" "What you are sitting quietly" "Do you have any sensations?" "Yes, yes." "Enough, I do love" "Those soothing arrived late not." " For a moment, I forgot" "It was just three coffee cups." "Where I wonder if they've arrived?" "Yes, they were brought to the cockpit." " Cockpits." "Well" "For pilots well?" "Really good" "lads, it was a mistake" "Hello, boys, wake up!" "... Brother Jacob, brother Jacob...  clockstruckeightclean,kids , wake opp, Johan and so Lotta / ​​i" "Take coffee, black coffee" "(Carouselmusicand human screams)" "Stewardess, stewardess!" "Air traffic!" "Help!" "Boys, coming!" "What it was bustle!" "Apparently a worse kind air bump" "I do not know what it was, but it cured my fear of flying" "Sorry, I have not yet introduced myself, Kaarina Kirppo" "You can not believe how it helped." " Same thing here" "What, Is Spanish Law IMPOSING for manslaughter?" "Can a foreigner get away with a fine?" "I do not always understand your joking, Dad" "The joke is far away now" "A fucking trip, man." "Only four hours on the plane - last five hours at a Spanish highway" "Henrico." "What is that?" "Give me moment." " Do not say anytting more" "With a small additional investment - we would have been in the hotel long ago" "Dear benefit travelers, - our quick tour to golf hotel depart - we ask you to move to the buses, hurry up" "Henrico!" " Jee?" "We start now!" "(Dancemusicla Spain)" "We bring Henrico a shortcut to save time" "Right" "(musiccontinues)" "= = Is not the prospect fine here in Spain?" "Can not you see anything in this agitation will" "(musiccontinues)" "Hop, hop, hop, hop." "Bravo, bravo" "It's fine, Henrico!" "Hop, hop" "Wegoover dewy mountain fail...  (Uunosinging)" "Good." "Hop, hop..." "Hello, where it is visible." "We have arrived" "No" "Delightful hotel." " Looks enough so good, - we obviously have come to the wrong address address is correct, this way" "What did I tell you" "You jumped ahead, dad, too early, - input is certainly on this page" "What say you?" " Lovely" "Excellent Uuno, I already feared - we get into something hovel" "My fear remains." "Do we actually live here?" "No, no, not there!" "Can not Be True" "Now the measure be full." " Oh" "Somehow I stood still with that jeep scrap - just and just hold together" "Now the blood pressure enough rise, so that I'm ready - for murder." " Oh" "Mr seems notto be satisfied - with our earthy aircon options" "I sit now on the suitcase - and do not rise, except for two reasons - a) to move me to a room you got in the hotel - or b) to change my dear son swears appearance " "to better correspond his passport photo" "For here we were warned at letter rate." " What are these?" "Customers who are not satisfied with anything" "Why did not you?" "It was totally and completely police errors" "I drove your new old woman shortcut to the airfield" "We had darn quickly." "So we ended up in the raid" "License and records" "There is no photo." " It is under the thumb" "Well, sorry" "So let's take a look at the lights" "We are in a hurry to the airport, the plane takes off soon" "Long candles" "Flasher left" "Turn Signal right" "And then the brake lights" "What should we do?" " We provide fine for insulting the police" "I can not stand it that we always considered so stupid" "Write a note for him." " I can not" "Why not?" " I'm the of us who can read" "So, I am also." "Now they have confusing timetables again tell even what kind my new old woman is" "She is not so remarkable, but not one with an overnight - notice wait" "Would not it be but when sunglasses became" "We've got new tickets and she comes in a week - and pick up your suitcase" "Hasta la vista, tendons." " Buenas dias" "Somos los residual Turhapuro " "tenemos traveling wade una habita expression doble para dos semanas" "Pardon?" " Por Favor" "Look it." "Uno los sviittos for me, - la grupo los sviittos two" "Understand?" " Sorry?" "Well heck." "So I " "I am a guide, siis opas, grubbo from Finland:" "Benefits Trips" "Ouch, oh well, it was so good." " What's this?" "A note." " A Moment" "Fixed gentleman speaks Finnish quite good - follow you not with what's going on around" "I is incoming to hotel, not outgoing" "This property is your type Always outgoing" "Say one reason why we can take in this hotel" "I can give countless reasons good, and some causes" "The company you represent have previously unpaid bills" "And even though it were not so, we try to maintain- even some kind of standard on our customers" "Well, the staff seems is not valid" "I travel for hours and pilots hit wealthy tourists - to sustain this country's standard of living, etc." "A treatment like this I had gotten for free - on any Finnish restaurant" "I want to meet the director." " Of course, this way" "If you wait here so hits you safely Director" "He should come in an hour" "This may yet repent ye" "You have this life sometimes dare take small risks" "Beware, sanitation plant car running soon over here - and their boys are careful with all team dumps" "He must be a distant relative of the father" "Gracia." " Sörsselsson, how did it go?" "Old woman is in Finland and held there" "Ouch so good." " How so well?" "Now you can marry me." " Wedding me with you?" "This climate does not suit you, you become mad in the heat" "This is an emergency, take me to the old woman for one night" "I do not understand." " I have no home" "I need to call the firm that they can handle opp soup" "Thank God I'm not on your firm's travel." " So is it" "You do not think your friend Uuno spend their night out - molested by wild cats and panterillor" "Where is your humanity?" "Now you mix me again in your soup" "But it may now be." " Good, Sörsselsson" "Only dad do not get and sitting there all week" "Add these there behind, and attempts fail to wrinkle them" "No, no." "Here's lots of space" "Wife, wife!" "Now we need your help." "Borrow one of your skirts" "Starting it again?" " Is it a room?" "We will precisely arrange" "Do you think it succeed better in a skirt?" "Do you want me to move to your tent and stay?" "Give him a skirt and witty!" " Witty, yes" "With the name Sörsselsson should honeymoon suite be reserved" "I guessed immediately, when I saw you, room 522" "Do you need any to bear upon the trunk?" "Thanks, but it will come laterl" "Do you need help carry the bride over the threshold?" "Well, well, bride seems to have found" "I am afraid." "Order, Sörsselsson, something to eat" "What should I order?" " What usually eat at the wedding" "Foie gras buns, caviar and thick steaks - and strawberry sorbet and a couple of bottles of champagne" "I can't afford that." "There I have to, start saving as early as the wedding night" "He did it again." "Disappeared in its own way - and left us as tents guards." "This is like the Winter War" "And the war will be even." " Come and sleep" "We sleep this night here, tomorrow in rooms" "No!" "Is not this nice?" "More fun so here the two of us" "What would you have done if your old woman had been here now?" "Maybe I was on to something to do." " Really?" "(Southernnightsounds)" "(snore)" "(roostercrows)" "(Merrylightmusic)" "Good morning, darlings." "As an excuse " "Yesterday, the hotel aims to invite a surprise breakfast" "Could I ask that also my portmanteau worn out?" "It becomes as collateral until you pay your bill" "Now, fried pork cooked." "Where is my excursion programs, - entire bookkeeping and costs" "I think I for one sake mistook me for you" "I thought you like best snore - in the hotel's best suite." " How did I" "I'll get my own room" "We clear bills with your company late in Finland" "What should we do?" "We need to consider" "Good morning." " Good morning" "Damn, I can not speak Spanish" "I think I speak Finnish." "Good morning only" "This is good." "Happen you have rooms available?" "You just became honeymoon suite free" "It will do." "The main thing is that we come away from the tent" "Do you belong to the migratory group?" "I am sorry." "In this case, I can only recommend another hotel" "It is not intended to compost accompanies" "I do not want to take any risks more" "Only your acquaintance causes stop on the way" "Fortunately they did not recognize you in the neighboring hotel" "I got us rooms there" "Good morning, can I be lady of service in any way?" "Do not understand her Finnish." " Better then" "I try to play a nice and polite gentleman - and come in to pick up my suitcase" "By appearance to judge is lady an adventuress - that gets old millionaires lose your head" "Turhapuro." "Millionaires , we are also the self" "True, just north." "Only the butler with" "If it fits, we could today celebrate the evening at my hacienda - and taste the products from my Italian vineyard" "Unfortunately I leave my nice yacht - on the slipway in Monte Carlo." "Must be renewed - and in the kitchen, there was also something to repair" "My head waiter fetches lady with Rolls Royce at six alon evening, hey hey" "Good morning darling, what is Early today" "Lives adorable here?" " Tried, but I threw out" "Look, Elisabeth these flowers" "Look Dad, what flower." " Daisy" "Yes." " And the ants" "Sorry if I'm a little late" "Welcome to the benefit of missions guided city rond" "Nice to see some shops" "Uuno, how is it possible that you can touch you here?" "Do not I touch myself either." " Thank Goodness" "We then get a proper guide?" " Yes, this" "What are these?" "Here is your guided city round" "Firstly, here is the map sheets A, where your route is registered - and magnetofon B" "Always, when you come to a red ball, " "= = you press the button here" "And the sound tells where you are, so here in Finnish there would be" "Yes" "This is unbelievable" "But certainly better than " "You all the time you tailing around, let's go" "But, Dad, we're not..." " Shut up, come by!" "Hey" "Now, for them the wrong way already from the start, what to do" "Now, where shall we live?" "As far as I understand, became just the of my company-owned - well air conditioned and earthy, very favorable - dwelling vacant." "Maybe I can suggest, - we get us there, in the tent" "Please, Daddy, do you interpret now Uunos map right?" "Understood." "An old night patroll man will not get lost" "Fixed the map is poor." "Press only" "ThisisRamonykalja, no Ravenykekiala" "IsMarbella'smainstreet and where is the best stores" "(lightmusic)" "Sörsselsson... = =  Sörsselson..." " Yes" "I think there will be my hot holiday romance" "Hardly enough your Spanish to a deeper conversation" "A hot love knows no boundaries" "The words are no obstacles for a passion - but it's souls sympathy applicable" "Buenos dias, senoritas!" " Buenas dias" "O sole mio, caramba" "Por favor, mia bella Uuno, Uuno Turhapuro" "Camarero birra servesa." " Soy Rosita the Carlos" "Gracia" "Los konjakkos, senorita?" " Too early for brandy" "La coppo coffee, then all umbrella?" "A cup of coffee, I could probably take." " Senorita speak Finnish?" "(Laughs)Yeah" "Do not Miss happens to be from Finland?" "Sure." " And on vacation here?" "Not really." "I am a resident here" "But what luck." "I was thinking just that - where I could find a Spanish-speaking secretary" "Are not you well here on business?" "It also stores should do always when you have a chance" "We businessmen can not get away from work even on holiday" "I am by nature a seeker of originalities" "Damn here we yet dry in the mouth" "Waiter." "Get us a couple of bottles of champagne" "We would gladly bring Rosita - a couple bowls our relationship to glory" "For a relationship becomes the." " Slow, one can not call you" "No, no" "The secret of my success is that I live effectively - but still modest as this - just the tent to start with" "= = This by live in tents is only because " "I'm trying to get a better contact with the country" "How's secretarial job?" "Wages will we agree" "I do not really know." " I was thinking just that " "I wanted to buy the hotel where gone." " It fails" "How do miss it so safe?" "I take it there the hotel." " Aha" "YouadmireMarbellahills, as we could, if necessary  - acquaintourselveswith" "Duringyourpropagates Marbella in all its beauty" "Perhaps this is enough of the hills" "Sörsselsson." "I had luck" "What?" " It was revealed that Rosita - is totally crazy about me." "And she has so much money - that father in laws inheritance is pocket money compared with those" "I do not like about this role" "Do not need to think long." "Record only so long, " "I get married again." "I can do it for company" "Not true, Sörssel, right?" "It may now be." "Until my old woman will" "Rosita has so much money." "Except the hotel she has a yacht" "And we eat dinner there tonight, Jippii" "A big concern I have." " What is it?" "How do we get Elisabeth to understand " "This solution is best for all parties" "ThisisMarbella swimming beach." "As you can see,  - thereareplentyofsunbathers and the upholstery is pretty free" "Weendhereour  city round in Marbella" "Companyhopeyou'veenjoyed" "I must say that the worse city rounds, I've been through" "Por favor, uno Helsingin Sanomat" "But, what a surprise." "Good day, good day" "Good day." "How so surprise?" " Well, meet a pimple - here in central Marbella" "I think this is more pimples - than in Helsinki ' center in summer vexatious, simply." " Yes, yes" "But to meet a minister, it is surprising" "Can I buy you a few drinks our meeting to honor?" "It may now be." "Hardly can be seen as corruption" "Hardly, hardly the..." " There is a nice place" "Lovely swimming pool!" " Stately" "Can either of you tell where - child care that agency promised?" "No idea" "I happen to know." "It is that man there in the bar" "Well, thanks" "Learn to be professional" "Hey, are you the agent's babysitter?" "Who revealed?" " That slim woman" "Women are one gossip tellers" "Could you watch my child, I have more important things to do" "Come here little monsters, uncle for you to play - with other clappers" "A Cuba Libre." " Two" "Is it good now?" " Well, no one can say - but she drops enough in you, when she is my girl" "There you back your guided city rond" "You should check a little content" "Well, thrived you?" " I'm always good - only you are one kilometer away" "Do tour leader dictionary?" "Happen to be." "For what?" "I to minister to lunch in Port restaurant" "I thought studying bill of fare in Spanish " "It certainly makes good effect." " I do a paper note" "Father in law says only what he wants to eat" "Well, first define octopuses and white wine" "Later fish, of those sole" "Lots of blueberries and green salad" "A moment" "Well, small olmar." "What shall we play?" "What would it be with hide and seek?" "No, yesterday we searched you all day" "Hit, small molluscs" "Uncle Piglet should hide himself  so  easy - you will certainly find me" "Count fixed at five thousand" "Well, start now." "Hands on the eyes" "One, two, three..." "Moussopapoosa,Gracia" "Will it be a cigar?" "They are then quick these camareron here" "Have you heard what there is a difference - between a Spanish and Finnish restaurant" "Does it have something to do with the food?" "In Spain served the snails, in Finland serves snails" "Not ordered you well snails?" "My wife can not stand them" "Absolutely not." " Snails and butterflies do - always my wife nervous." "I like them both" "Do you eat them too?" " No, I collect them" "Of course, of course." "We the daughter a relative " "Who probably would eat them too." " Do you often here?" "At least once a year." "This is an excellent place" "My wife wants to bask in the sun and I play golf" "Great golf courses." "Do you play?" " Sure, of course" "I do not have a teammate for tomorrow, what would it be?" "Gladly." "That..." " Yes?" "I have a case." "If you do not mind" "It is vital for me" "Yeah?" " That the contract as unsigned" "Well, show!" "Yes, quite true." "It has been a mistake." "Give a pen" "Well, it is not now so hurry." "Should not we eat first" "Hey, where are my customers" "Among other shops handle I also travel business" "Wait here a moment, " "I check the state" "How expired lunch?" " You and your dictionary" "Have a good mind to strike." " Calm down now, Dad" "Oh, so beautiful snails and so many" "You have not seen to much lately atropa Elisabeth, speaking of negotiations, - we should in the nearest future mention one important thing" "I want to talk right now" "Your food order went completely to hell" "This error could also be in father-statement" "Spanish you pronounce not like Savo" "You have totally ruined this lunch" "You can stay alive only by to get me until tomorrow - a full golf equipment, so I can play with the Minister" "Nothing is easier if " "I get to play with, hi." " Hello" "Extortion!" "Are you sure that you -law can play?" "You never know what he can or not" "He ​​actually takes everything out of the game" "Well, soon is first hole played" "And it took just one hour" "At this rate we are done in the morning at two o'clock" "(groovymusic)" "How was it?" " Twenty-fifth" "(manlaughs)" "(manlaughs)" "Director Turhapuro, how do you do that?" "I do not know." "These clubs and the balls have plotted - herself against me." " And bad, it must be said" "You've lost every single hole" "Could it might help if I became caddy?" "We had that meeting." " It would be a great honor" "We take a couple of drinks and then proceed" "Take, take, I study the time this golf guide" "Jos, fetch a bottle of angostura" "Angostura?" " Angostura!" "Should not we put ourselves out here and study" "Turn to page" "Morjens, Härski!" " Morjens, morjens" "Here are your sunglasses" "Would not you have had come and get them" "Surely you so much help his friend." "Ciao!" "Where do you go now?" " To Finland" "Stop now for a while when you Now here come" "I like to knit me abroad " "But I want not stay long, ciao" "This adorable caddy has improved your game" "Now you have won already four holes" "(variationsonthethemesong )" "= =  (Rosita cries of joy)" "(cheerfullyproclaimed)" "Korn hit little baboon C uncle takes a nice picture" "Well, now we smile." "Smile, smile" "Laugh, Laugh" "Pe-pe-pe" "Unbelievable, but it went to director..." "Director Turhapuro won and I was second - and you, Tuura, may pay the bill" "For all the best, I'm used to it in Uunos company" "You are actually a talent Director Turhapuro" "Well, I do not know." " Fits the Minister, " "I will return to contract that we talked about?" "Why not?" " As I said, - so taken here just Mr Minister's signature" "So was it after all." "Well, it is quickly done" "Give me a pen." " Uuno, giving a pen!" "A Moment" "(themusicdepictsmovements)" "What was that?" "Pretty sure a Morphus plexi plus that got away" "Can not be true!" " Sure, sure" "They can be found only in South America's tropical parts" "I'm sorry, what are you talking about?" "We with Miss certainly understand nothing" "One of the world's most rare butterflies , " "Belonging to the family morpholino butterflies" "Aha!" "If you managed to get a like that to their collection" "They are incredibly precious" "Hey, it's not there now?" " It's the" "Here!" "Here!" "My real passion is the butterfly collection" "My collection is a of the largest in Finland - but no morpho have." " Not one?" "No." "There!" "Reiska!" "Here!" "No, not here!" "Reiska, there!" "This my contract..." "Uuno find on anything to destroy my business" "(dancemusic)" "Good evening and welcome folks" "Good to see you here so massively" "So it's that wherever Finn moves - so together they happily together" "We have here today happy music and fun contests" "First, we'll dance competition" "Participants may register here" "There you have another good opportunity" "I participated once in spiritual races in his home village" "I won all series" "There was certainly no other rivals." " Sure" "Admittedly father as judge minister sitting there" "Good." "I go soon and take signature on contract" "Is there a Nureyev or Travolta at this table?" "I do not know." "What is the price?" "Free dinner and a bottle of champagne" "Go to Uuno, you dancing the beautiful tango" "Do you?" "Will there humppa?" "So clearly." "Here is the first this paper" "Fill in the details and get the paper for me" "Do not happen to have pen?" " Dad, give a pen." "Quick!" "If I sign here" "Now I download the signature" "Boy, damn!" " What?" "Is this not self-service?" "Now I know you probably be so angry" "A little bad light..." "Here it should certainly be" "Just where" "So there." " Thank you and good continuation" "Thanks" "Now, I pray on the stage" "tournament begins a who looks as if he thought " "Produce a scene from Beggar opera" "Of puns Judging sir related to Heikki Hietamies" "This is it!" "(Spanishinspiredmusic)" "Fuck." "It would be humppa" "Rosita" "(fastmusic)" "(Uunossignaturemusic)" "Bravo, Uuno, bravo" "Bullfights is so brutal" "I do not want really with all" "But you have to well when one's in Spain not that well brutal than normal TV shows" "I go there hopeful" "= = How so hopeful?" " If I were to succeed - push Uuno to the Bulls." " Dad, you can not help" "Of course not." "Do you know what this is?" "A paper." " Yes" "Uunos registration form to the dance contest - with really Minister's signature" "That compost exchanged papers on the table" "And I asked the Minister signature on the wrong paper" "You could now ask for a new" "Before that, I wanted to see Uuno front of the Bulls" "Really?" " Yes" "To my dear wife putative father wants to see - martyrdom" "Nice to see that it is popular among genera" "If it is meant for us again will push the museum jeep - so I'm staying at the hotel." " No risk" "This time we walk comfortably" "Walk." "The others, for with bus for a half hour ago" "For them?" " Yes" "Well, good" "I know a good shortcut to the hacienda hacienda is..." "Behind that hill." " Hacienda!" "Should not we go to the bullfight?" "There is probably also, but this is a bull feast, - funeral feast, as they say." "Come on!" "Beautiful" "We just goes along river channel - and step over that little hill where - so where is the hacienda." "Hurry up!" "Should not we up the ante." "Before the exhibition begins" "Left, Left two, three" "One two, one two" "Upontheheath..." "Song!" "Grew up a beautiful girl -  namewasErika" "Buenos noches!" "Should question that is..." "Could you first increased, try " "Ola... ale... ee" "Elea ale, then" "Wotoro" "(allspeakovereachother)" "Hacienda?" " Hacienda de toro, si" "Empty,empty,empty," "(babblesandlaughs)" "Now just there and over where we front" "Good thanks." " Go ahead, hop, hop" "Pick it up again" "I bet father-inheritance - that behind that hill is the hacienda" "We should have guessed that we've lost us again later when Uuno escorted us, we ended up in Sweden" "Now it is not the risk." " Hello" "What are you looking for?" " What?" "It's not true." "What is the hacienda?" "HaciendadeToros" " Hadenda de toros" "Si, was so good." "Keep me me." "I will show you the way" "What did I tell you?" "The same hold" "(Spanishmusic)" "Witty now not thirst surprises" "Oj, that's our father" "Uncle Piglet!" "Uncle Piglet!" "Yrjö" "Yrjö!" "Yrjö;" "Yrjö!" "Strange how Finns run wild abroad" "Cuba" bre" " Uncle Piglet" "Uncle Piglet!" "(Spanishmusic, trumpet, guitars)" "(applause)" "As it happened, we have seats together" "OI!" "OI!" "This is certainly a sport, like Director Turhapuro fails" "I?" "How so?" "(Applauseandfanfare)" "Go on, ox!" "Shutting away the scrap heap!" "(Audienceshoutsandapplause)" "(01" " Whispers)" "(audienceshoutsandapplause)" "Beware, Uuno!" "(Hornfanfare)" "Go on, ox!" "OI!" "Shutting him!" " OI" "(OIcry)" "(audienceshoutsandapplauds)" "(Spanishmusic)" "Hello to you." "Listen" "After much contemplation " "I have finally decided to join me" "Add directs you to what?" " To Divorce, of course like this cultural holiday has given a new remotely - for our personal problems" "It has brought in a totally different light" "I have begun to understand even your difficulty in our community " "= = which we form in such different ways." " Really?" "I understand well - to worry about my well being has chipped and torn you apart - for all these years" "Maybe it is one of the reasons that have caused - your mighty decay, which I deeply regret" "Especially because it may my gaze to stay longer - at your sex better preserved specimens - thank God that it has plenty of" "I warn you, Uuno , choose your words carefully " "So that not a sudden decay affects you things like where are you women always." "You roars up immediately - if you try to speak something sensible with you" "Do you think this makes sense speech?" "What is it?" "Now try making" "I try to express in a psychological way " "I think pulling me from our love boat - to sail on open waters here under the Spanish sun" "I thought it is only Finnish women who get mad here" "What do you say?" " Let go of me" "Ah, so there is easy you ready to give up me?" "Is that now not bit too easy-going attitude " "After fifteen relatively happy years together?" "Well good." "Throw away just me like an old glove" "Thankless may be my salary" "Goodbye just, you heartless woman" "Your husband is now." "Sad, swallowing her tears - abandoned, but with a belief in a brighter future" "Goodbye wife, and thanks for all" "How did it now like this turnaround?" "Ralladi-ralladi rei" "Did you already get his signature?" "Now is perhaps not the right moment" "Bravo, bravo" "Have ma'am clappers?" " What?" "So molluscs, kids?" " No" "Then I'll lay me bit here beside his wife" "All kind..." "Take for yourselves Orderly " "We have a long walk mountain in front of us" "In this way, let the taste" "Jos, fetch a bottle of wine." "Get a bottle of wine" "Rosita, can I ask you to come with me?" "So there." "Now, it be a good time" "Good opportunity for what?" " Yes, if Miss - have decided to propose to me, so now it could happen" "How so right now?" " Since we are surrounded - a dark Spanish night, wine flows, women singing " "I'msensibleand old woman gave divorce" "Are you married, Director Turhapuro?" "Just formally now." "Lawyers handles best - process to end" "Something must I certainly pay for sweetheart - but does not feel it in my earnings" "I have actually thought about me marrying" "Just try your luck, I is ready to take responsibility" "Straight out said, Director Turhapuro " "You are the man of my taste." " Am I?" "So pure brutal and male - so blunt blunt, and always full of surprises" "It's fun to see - that Miss is psychologically perspicacious" "On the other hand, I fear - that my modest fortune not enough for you" "If we hit our fortunes together, so we would probably - make it." "I'm not stingy on money, I'm not" "You have therefore decreed your to marry me?" "Straight out said it has I seriously thought" "Except a husband, i need somebody - who could undertake to handle all my adventures" "It's heavy and requires almost all my time" "You'd be the right person to fill opening - both in my heart and in my adventures" "Now talking Miss so beautiful that I'd probably have to - seriously consider this offer" "= = Would it fit, for a moment, I do not remember my schedule" "Fits the I give my answer in the morning?" "Yes." " Good." "Same place same time" "Can we take a picture of uncle?" "Uncle know this sort cameras, let me some" "Hey, we'll take a picture of you." "set a little lower, where" "Get that the flower so where it will, so where" "Bendslightlydownwards." "Eyes open, so, heh, heh" "To the right you the Andalusian valley - where the palm trees and the olives thrive in sweet concord" "The olives do the particular red wine - which we later tonight drink at the restaurant" "To the left is a mountain." " It is!" "It is!" "What is it?" " Morpholino butterfly." "No time to lose." "Uuno." "Give me the camera" " Be so good" "What he did promptly." "Where he runs like a little boy" "Only he runs toward difficulties" "I got it." " Without a doubt, this is " "Morphidae deplexipus, blue on wings, dots on them" "Hey, this is host fortunes" "It must we perpetuate immediately" "Le, Minister , le" "I smile after all, this is my life- happiest moment boys where running after butterflies" "Is not that where the Minister hand someone butterflynet" "No" "Well, now is the fried pork boiled." "Hartikainen rang - and  said  to my new old woman has taken divorce" "Aijai." "For all the happiness you could not attach her more" "But it's embarrassing." "Wedding guests encounter at the airport" "How should I explain it to them?" "Take it easy, I care about it" "I had also thought distinguish myself - from my current old woman - and married me with Rosita - but do not do it now anyway ." " Why not?" "I said suddenly, I would end up - to work from morning to evening for her trade" "I do not want plod." "I want to enjoy" "People can not stop, they'll gather more all the time" "Fixed affordable to comfortably life, you should gather more" "It fits simply not my mentality" "= = You are Rosita, was so good." " Thanks" "But what do you think Rosita says?" "First, there will be a terrible spiritual nature" "A good site with women is to as quickly calms down" "Is that so?" " Yes." "Additionally here is the good part - you get finally also a rich old woman" "Is not she the one rosebud or beauty - but the look's not most important to women " "= = without a submissive nature." "They expire after all" "You, Uuno, knows women." " As my own pocket" "What the hell?" "How have I a frog in my pocket?" "Frog!" "Caramba!" "Incredible nightmare" "Uncle Piglet!" "Uncle Piglet!" "Where has disappeared Finland folks well-known sense of humor?" "Do not joke around more?" " It did not sound like jokes" "There you go." " What I see again?" "You're stuck in your preconceived sentences." " In what way?" "Maybe your father's opinion about your husband's ineptitude has - stuck in your minds - so completely that you immediately calling lawyers" "No, I have phoned someone." " Have not you?" "You did you, I congratulate, darling" "What for this time?" " This was a loyalty test" "Your spouse Uuno Turhapuros test, with which I tried - on how steady base our marriage really rests" "Now it is an emergency, hide me soon" "Where should we hide?" " Anywhere" "Minister attacks here and wife attacking me where" "We are circled." " We'll do that Rommel" "How?" " Wallet" "You should certainly not be say shut that cunts" "AAK!" " Be quiet!" "Good day." "Here you are." "I sought you already" "Where is director Tuura?" " Stayed at the hotel, fever" "I have little to talk to him" "I guess that the Morpho Butterfly?" "It too." "If I get ask you where to strandkaft" "I think I'm a little more in the sun yet" "So also I" " Will not concerned, " "I have a little case, with everyone" "This is a ministerial order!" " Started as just " "Minister Command." "Girls!" "This towel forgot you." " No, let it be!" "It was here when we arrived, someone has apparently forgotten it" "We leave it then!" "Now we take it to the glory of that this morning I got a hold of - another butterfly, a morpho it also" "And nobody destroyed the with an underwater camera" "Ouch, so much fun." "Then some men minister already been pacified?" "Yes." " If so, when I has had on me - right from the nightclub this father-contract - so it fits you, Yrjö, Veikko, Reiska to give an autograph?" "He has had so much trouble with it ." " Why not?" "So there." "Thank you." "Take your mother in law " "Handle this, when your spouse is in fever at hotel" "We'll take one!" " We will do" "And for that they got incredibly much beans - as Jacob's mother cooked the next five years..." "The family ate it nothing but bean soup" "It teaches you of the tale, that if any family eats - only bean soup for five years - so neighbors move away" "It happened so, yes, where is such a gem" "Here neighbors moved very far away" "Among other things, a service station " "Neste's office and a match factory, must move to the risk of explosion" "= =  (hearty laughter)" "It was a bit thick history" "A Moment." "The festivities we almost forgot - that plane to Finland start soon." "Given the travel agent - public transport system standard, I ask you to move your site" "No worries, you will get with our bus to the airport" "We take yet another." "Camarero !" "Double" "WhereisSörsselsson" "Possibly he poisons himself best with Rosita - when he had tailcoat finished on himself" "(weddingmusicon organ)" "But dad?" "Where's Daddy?" "Can not be true." "We forgot dad" "But as a blessing in disguise:" "his wallet came with" "Ouch, but then there is no danger" "(themesong)" "Uuno..." "Uuno"