"Get the rope!" "Up there!" " How was the handball game today?" " We won." "You always win, man." "Shit." "I missed it again." " You gotta get that delivered." " I gotta get to that game." " Hey, Walt." "How you doin'?" " Hey, John." " Walt, can I count on you for Thursday?" " Yeah." " Stop, motherfucker, or you will die!" " Raymond!" "Hey, Dolly." "Love your hair." "We're here!" " Hey." "What you got there?" " Love letters?" "Looks more like a Dear John letter to me." " Hey, everybody needs love, honey." " All I need is a John!" "They are not girls." "They are not boys." "They can't help it." "They was born like that." "Something in the throat." "Mmm." " Hey, Walt." " Hey, Pogo." "How you doin'?" " Not good." " What happened?" " Remember Ashley, my girlfriend?" " Yeah." "She fuckin' left me, bro." "What do you want?" "She looked like she was 14." "# Go sister, go sister" "# Yeah, gitchi ya ya da da" "# Gitchi gitchi ya ya here" "# Mocha chocolata ya ya..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Shut the fuckin' window or shut the fuck up!" " You shut your fuckin' window!" " Fuckin' faggots!" "The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker!" "Fuck you and the gay community!" "Fuck you and your "Get married, have kids and beat up the dog" community!" "# Go sister, go sister, go sister" "# Hey sister, go sister, go sister, go sister" "# Hey sister, go sister, go sister" "Fuckin' demented fuckin' fruitcakes." "Ah, shit!" "He's not there, the little fuck." "Where the fuck is this motherfucker?" "I don't trust him!" "I never did!" "You're looking sharp, Walt." "Save it for your paying' customers, babe." " Hi, Amber." " Listen..." "Thanks." "Hi, sweetheart." "I was in bed last night and I saw a rat run across my rug." "No, I'm sure you're mistaken." "You're not listening to me." "I was in bed last night." "I saw a rat run across the rug." "OK?" "Rat?" "We have no rats here." "Could you send Jaime to check my apartment tomorrow, please?" "I'm late for work." "Come on, Amber." "Come here." "Hurry up!" "Thanks, Cristal." " Get in here." " I can't!" "We're safe." " How you doin' there?" " Hi." "Hey, Walt." "How ya doin'?" "Remember Sally?" " Sally." " Hi, Walt." "Hey, baby." "What are you doin'?" "Comfy?" "Are you two comfy?" "Well, welcome everybody." "You all look fabulous." "You look fucking great... except for this table over here." "Who's from Brooklyn here?" "Any guys from Brooklyn?" "Oh, hey, sweetie." "You guys like guy... girls with big fat asses?" "Big ol' tits, right?" "Why don't you come up here?" "Just stand right there, except don't come any closer." "Guys like you beat my ass once I leave the club." "You know what I'm saying?" "You love me when I'm here, and when I leave you beat the shit out of me." "All right." "Get your fucking hand off my shoulder." " I was trying to get your ass." " Oh, my God." "Are you gay?" "A little bit." "Only a little bit?" "And I'm a little bit of a girl, too, sweetie." " You're all woman." " All right." "I want you to bend over now." "I want you to kiss my ass." "Kiss my ass." "Think of me as a present and it's Christmas." "All right." "Have a seat." "Look at you." "Jesus Christ!" "All right, honies, I'm gonna invite my first pretty little number on the stage." "And she's wonderful." "Amazing Grace, thank you." "# My father married a pure Cherokee" "# My mother's people were ashamed of me" "# The Indians said that I was white by law" "# The white man always called me "Indian squaw"" "# Half-breed" "# That's all I ever heard" "# Half-breed" "How come you never aks me to dance, huh, Walt?" "How come always Karen?" "Cos Karen's a lady and you ain't." "You're a whore." "How many times I tell you?" "I don't go with whores." " I'm not a whore, Walt." " You're not?" "OK." "I'm ready." "# More, more, more" "# Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da" "# Gitchi gitchi ya ya here" "# Mocha chocolata ya ya" "# Creole Lady Marmalade" "Marmalade!" "I hate to ask you, but I'm..." "running kind of short on my rent again." "That enough?" "Thank you, baby." " What a man." " What a woman." "See you next week." "I'll count the days." "That's a good boy, Leonard." "Escucha bien." "Just gimme my money." "Why'd you fuckers shoot?" "Fuck you!" " Relax!" "Relax!" " You want another one, motherfucker?" "You shot her!" "You motherfucker!" "Why'd you shoot her?" "You fuckin' killed her, man!" "Sir, can you hear me?" "He's coming round." "Sir, have you been hit?" "Mr Koontz." "Are you awake?" "I'm Dr Nirmala." "Can you hear me?" "Do you understand me?" "You've had a stroke." "There is some paralysis on your right side." "Mr Koontz." "I'm Detective Noonan." "In the early morning hours of October 3rd, you heard gunshots." "You attempted to confront the perpetrators before your heart attack?" " Actually, a stroke." " Right." "Sorry." "Did you get a look at the killers?" "Could you identify them?" "You're here for Amber Garcia Sanchez?" "I'm here to identify the body." "Uh-huh." "And your relationship to the deceased?" "Just a friend." "Stupid fuck!" "Where's the money?" "Hey!" "We been every square inch." "The roof, basement, now this shithouse." "Philistines!" "I'd like to know where the fuckin' bitch is across the hall." "Miss Cristal?" "Are you in there?" "Open the door, bitch!" "Open the goddamn door, bitch!" "All set, Mr Koontz?" "I've arranged for one of our volunteers to drive you home." "I'm goin' home alone." "By yourself?" "Alone?" " But why?" " I'm OK." "To see if I can." "Hey, Pop." "Jesus Christ!" "Come here." "Check this out." "Walt, you need a little help?" "Walt!" "Walt!" " You need a little help, Walt?" " No, I'm OK." "I can't believe what happened to him." "Waldo Koontz, why you walking so funny?" "I..." "I had a stroke." "Oh?" "You think that's bad?" "I didn't sleep a wink last night." "Oh, God." " Welcome home, motherfucker." " Oh, my God!" "What the fuck did you do to my place?" "You Neanderthals!" "I'll fuck you up if we don't get our money." " What money?" " The money Amber gave you to hide." "If I had money, I'd move to a place where I wouldn't have to deal with scum like you." "Now see, bitch!" "You homicidal maniacs are so sensitive." " What the fuck is this?" " No!" "Don't!" "Don't!" " Don't!" " What is it?" " What the fuck is this shit?" " It's Amber's ashes." "Aw, shit!" "Aw, shit!" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Get the fuck outta here!" " We'll be watching you, faggot." " Oh, watch my ass!" "Watch my ass!" "Boom, boom." "# Ashley" "# Why did you trash me?" "# Like some used-up soda can" "# Ashley" "# Why did you trash me?" "# I was supposed to be your man" "# Ashley" "# You're a fuckin' bitch" "# You left me for a guy named Lance" "# Ashley" "# You're really stupid" "# Cos I was saving up to take you to France" "# Yeah, I was gonna take you to France" "Mr Koontz?" "It's Dr Nirmala." "Are you in there?" "Mr Wilcox at the front desk said you were in." "Hello, Mr Koontz." "I've been so concerned, Mr Koontz." "You didn't return to the hospital for your physical therapy." "And you don't answer your telephone." "And your friends say that you never visit them and you don't allow them to visit you." "And..." "And Mr Pim, the grocer, he says that you shop once a week and not till late at night." "Now, I can understand." "You don't want your friends to see you perhaps not as you once were." "But if you came in for your therapy, you would improve, and so would your spirits." "I can arrange to have a physical therapist come here three times a week." "Hm?" "Would you like that?" "Of course, it's going to be more expensive than at the hospital." "What else..." "What else do I have to spend my... my money on?" "Ah, son of a bitch!" "It stinks!" "Let's keep our voices down." "Let's just keep our voices down." "Shut the fuck up!" "What the fuck are we talking about, keeping shit down?" "Where's this fuckin' bitch at?" "That skanky whore has my money." "Oh, hi!" "Well..." "Well, how are you?" "I mean, I heard you got hurt trying to save Amber." "You know, and she was a friend of mine, so I..." "I really..." "Well, I wanna thank you and I'm sorry about..." "Oh, here." "Let me help you, sweetheart." "Get away." "Are you OK?" "Give me your hand?" "Oh, don't be like that... for God's sake." "Are you worried I might be catchy?" "Or you might suffer from a severe jewellery rash?" "Go fuck yourself." "I've had worse... big boy." " Happy Halloween." " You devil!" "Are you registered to vote?" "Republican?" "That is just teetering on interesting." "Look, it's very simple." "You sign up for the Flawless contest." "If we don't receive your entrance fee in two weeks, you're eighty-sixed." "You're hideous!" " Hi, ladies!" " Hi, sweetheart." "Is it just me, or are drag queens getting more demented?" " It's just you, honey." " It's you, hon." "Honey, how come..." "the goddamn entrance fee went up?" " Cost of living." " A hundred fucking dollars!" " My God." "Whose living is that?" " Not that it matters." "I think we all know who's going to win." "My little Hispanic hotcake." "You truly are flawless, Cha-Cha." " She ain't gonna win." "No fuckin' way!" " You prehistoric fucking bitch!" "It's America's least wanted." "I heard your tired pussy was on sale at the International House of Cunts!" " Yeah, with your mama, bitch!" " Take it to the street, freaks!" "I need some butch faggots over here." "I need some dykes!" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Shit!" "That's right!" "You got thrown out again." "Oh, hi." "Is Walt..." " Could I..." " Yeah, come on." "Thanks." "Hey, buddy." "I been tryin' to see you." "You know how many times I knocked on your door?" " I been real worried." " I'm his physical therapist." " Le Shaun Williams." " Tommy Walsh." "I'm on my lunch hour." " I thought I'd stop by." " Sure." "So..." "Walt, how you doin'?" "Hey..." " What's your name?" " Le Shaun." "Listen, you take good care of my buddy here, huh?" "He's a real hero, you know." "He saved me, the other guard, Joe, and 14 hostages in 1988." "Tom..." "Wait, wait." "That's how he won early retirement." "Look here." "A letter from Mayor Koch." " Wow." " There's a bravery medal." " Man." " Tommy, please." "Look at this." "This is Walt, right here in the middle." "That's Joe." "That's me." "I'm pistol-whipped down on the floor." "Joe's shitting' in his pants." "And Walt, pistol-whipped also, bleeding' like a mother, he pretends like he's knocked out." "All of a sudden, blam blam!" "He shoots." "Two thievin' motherfuckers go down." "You want I should tell 'em to shut up?" " Hey, shut the fuck up!" " Girls, look." "A man in uniform!" " Officer, help me!" " Holy shit!" "Jesus Christ!" "# You make me feel" "# You make me feel" "Fuckin' freak show!" "Well..." "Maybe I should go." " Walt." " Here we go." "That's right." " You need anything?" " I'm OK." "I guess you heard that Amber, that little hooker upstairs, and her sleaze boyfriend stole off Mr Z." "So it was his guys and him that you were shootin' at." "They still can't find the money." "And you know the cops can't do anything." "Mr Z's got 'em in his pocket." "Anyways." "Hey, do me a favour, will you?" "Pick up the goddamn phone when I call you." " And take good care of him." " Yeah." " What was your name again?" " Le Shaun." " Right." "Right." " All right." "I'll see youse." "Take it easy, Walt." "You know, I had some real success with..." "stroke patients improving' speech." "You know how?" "Don't laugh." "Singing lessons." "It relaxes you." "A lot of people like singing." "I got a card in my bag for a lady uptown." "Mildred... somethin'." "She's good." "You gotta start gettin' out soon, anyway." "What could you lose?" "You start talkin' better and phone your friends." "You could even have phone sex." "Call us." "Call us now." "Hot, wild girls waiting by the phone." "We're hot and wild and willing." "The girl of your dreams is waiting by the phone." "She'll make your fantasies come true." "Just call." "Pick up the phone." "Are you OK?" "I didn't hit you, did I?" "He slipped on the ice." "Are you OK?" "Yeah?" "Buddy, is this yours?" "Hey, you dropped somethin'." "I'll go get the door." "I'll go get the door." "Do you want this?" "ls this your card?" "I think it is." "Honey, let me guess." "A Jehovah's Witness?" "I..." "I was wondering if I could pay you... pay you for singing lessons." "I'm sorry." "I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick." "I'm sure you did!" "Fuckin' faggot." "Wait a minute." "Wait." "Fuck!" "Honey, could you pay cash?" "Cash?" "I don't want your pity." "I don't want your fuckin' pity either, all right?" "I need the money." "I'll call you from the window tomorrow when I'm ready." "We're wasting our time out here." "Fuckin' bitch!" "Hey, bitch!" "Bitch!" "Where the fuck is Cristal?" " I see her!" "Right there!" " Shit!" "Wait a minute, motherfucker!" "No!" "My leg, it's hurt bad." "What do you want from me?" " What do you want?" " Shut up!" " Mr Z's fuckin' money." " No, I swear I know nothing!" " I don't know nothing!" " Then why the fuck you disappear?" "I heard you was looking for me and I seen what you done to Amber and Raymond." "The same thing happens to you if Mr Z don't get his money!" "Do I look like I got money?" "You think I'd be working 10th?" " If you're lying, you fuckbag..." " I'm not!" " Boom!" "Boom!" " No, no." " What?" " Stop it!" "Can you give me some money?" "Fuck!" "Give me some money, you fuckin' dicks!" "Welcome to fairyland." "We hope you enjoy the ride." "Do not stand up in the cars and please..." "leave your attitude outside, all right?" "Honey, that was a joke, OK?" "I hate people who think they're funny." "Yeah?" "Bet you hate a lot of things." "All right." "Well, I..." "I thought we'd start with the scales." "Do you know the scales?" "# Doh re mi fah soh lah ti doh" "All right?" "Grumpy, Sneezy and Horny." "All right." "Shall we begin?" " # Doh - # Doh" "One more time." " # Doh - # Doh" "Let's move on." " # Re - # Re" "Honey, I can't hear you." "I am not Jodie Foster and this is not Silence of the Lambs." "Now, your voice is a muscle, all right?" "And you can exercise it, OK?" "What?" "You can exercise it." "Don't be afraid." "All right?" "# Re" "# Re" "Re." "OK, that's better." "All right, let's move on." "# Mi" " # Mi - # Mi" "That's better." "That was a lot better." "OK, good." "Going for fah." "# Fah" "Fah, come on." "You can do it." "# Fah" "Sing out, Louise!" " # Fah" " No, no." "This is bullshit." "Here's the..." "Here, I'll pay you." "Here's the..." " Hey, this was your idea." " Bad idea." "I can't do it." "Bullshit." "Can't do it." "Can't do this." "Honey, "can't" lives on "won't" street, all right?" "Why don't you try "fucking faggot"?" "You know, cos you were always pretty good at shouting that across the alley." " Fuckin' faggot." " Prick." " Cocksucker." " Asshole." " Girlie man." " Republican." " Queer!" " Fascist!" " Freak!" " Cheerleader fucker!" " Fuckin' fr-fruitcake." " Nazi!" " What's with the fuckin' door?" " I'll fuckin' help you out of the door." " Fuckin' faggot!" " There you go." "It's open." "There you go." "If you came here with a bellyful of self-pity, you came to the wrong place." "I left sensitivity back in the sandpile." "All right, girl." "Michelle Pfeiffer goes after a dangerous mind." "I know you're in there." "You paid for the lesson." "You might as well get it." "Come on." "Open the door." "Walt, I want you, baby!" "Oh, Walt, please be my man!" "Oh, please put it inside of me!" "Break if off in me, daddy." "Break it off in me..." " What the fuck's the matter with you?" " OK, OK." " What the fuck you doin'?" " All right, we had a few words." "None that we haven't heard or used before." "So is that it?" "You just quit?" " Fuck you!" " Fuck you, too." "Fuck you!" " Having no trouble with the "F" sound?" " Get out!" " Get out!" "Fuckin' faggot." " Fine, fine!" "I told your doctor it would never work." " You..." "You talked to D-Dr Nirmala?" " Yeah." " Nirmala?" " Yeah." "She's a fine woman." "She helped a friend of mine who died of AIDS." "Miss Burma." "And also, if I was gonna teach you, I wanted to make sure I was doing it right." "Like Anne Bancroft, you know, The Miracle Worker." "I don't need no fag with a heart of gold." "Honey, you see a crown of thorns on my head?" "Only rhinestones, sweetheart." "I am no Brother Teresa." "I told you, I need the money." "I got big plans." "Oh!" "Got a letter from Ed Koch." "Ah, when New York was fun." "Oh!" "You're a bowler." "That's so cute." "Third place." "Pretty good." "Oh, I always heard you were some kind of hero." "Yeah." "Look where it got me." "Oh, hey." "You know?" "You got a rough break." "Who didn't?" "Look, I see you sittin' there all alone, you know, all the time." "Hidin' from life, you know?" "Life." "Life is shit." "Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine?" "Allow me to leave you sitting all alone on your pity pot, cos I've been there before." "Poor me, poor me, pour me another, all right?" "OK." "Oh, honey, are you coming upstairs?" "You know, to face the music, like the man you're supposed to be?" "Or should I just get Dr Kevorkian's fucking phone number for you?" "# Doh re mi" "Your favourite note..." "# F-Fah" "# Soh" "# Lah" "# Ti" "# Oh" "Oh, that was so adorable." "All right, play that funky music, white boy!" "OK." "I think you're doing pretty good with the scales." "We need to start workin' on a song, OK?" "All right." "Oh, listen." ""Everything's Coming Up Roses"?" "Peppy, positive, Sondheim." "No?" "OK, OK." "Moving right along." "Probably you're into Sinatra." "Although I don't do Sinatra." "Although I'm sure I'm the only girl who hasn't." "I..." "I like the tango." "So... you're a tango dancer?" " Are you?" " Was." "Was." "Yeah." "You will be again, though." "I know." "I know a song you'd probably love." "All right, hold on." "It's right here." " Sorry, girl." " We didn't know you was entertaining." "We're going downstairs for some pizza." "We were gonna go watch Carmine twirl that pizza dough with his big muscles." " You wanna come with us?" " Ladies..." "This is Walt from downstairs." "He's taking singing lessons, all right?" "Well, Mary, I just wanna find out about my blue dress." "I'm sorry." "This will only take one minute." "You better watch out for Rusty, honey." "She likes you "straight" guys." "Miss Thing, shove a land mine in that big hole you call a mouth." "How you doin', baby?" "My name is Cha-Cha de los Santos Perez Cueva." "You can just call me Cha-Cha." "Oh, I'm sorry." "You have a My Left Footthing going on, don't you?" " All right, out, out, out!" "Out!" " I think we got the message!" "Come on!" "Yoo-hoo, Miss Taco Bell." "Vamonos." "Vamonos." " Bye, Mr My Left Foot." " Vamonos." "Vamonos." "All right, I'll take a Midol." "Miss you already!" "Sorry about that." "They are so much work." "All right." "Is this the real you or what?" "# Give me some men who are stout-hearted men" "# Who will fight for the right they adore" "Ooh, macho man!" "The macho man!" "I kill bear!" "Shit in woods!" "Am I right?" "You'll love it, honey." "All right." "Now, we can start with # Give me some men who are stout..." "From the top of that song I thought would be really good." "How long you been doing this?" " Singing?" " No, no." "This drag-queen type of thing." "Well, I've been in musicals, at school, ever since I was a little kid." "You know, I was Prince Chulalongkorn in The King And I." "But I was miscast." "Then I was the lion in The Wizard of Oz, and I was definitely miscast, but I was the only one... fat enough to fit into the costume." "Whatever." "And then in The Snow Queen I was again totally miscast as the king." "We were all on stage and they had made these dry-ice kettles so smoke could come out of 'em." "And one night, all of a sudden, one dry-ice kettle exploded and dry ice flew everywhere." "Well, pretty little Miss No Talent, who was playing the snow queen, dashed off the stage screaming and pulling her hair out." "Well, the play must go on, I believe, and she had dropped her crown." "Well, honey, I just picked up that crown, put it on my head, and I was the greatest goddamn snow queen in the history of PS 11, Paramus, New Jersey." "And I have been wearing dresses ever since." "But I don't like the term "drag queen", you know?" "Because most drag queens just wanna parade around looking flawless and if they sing, they lip-synch to records and..." "I'm a singer... and I'm a female impressionist." "I'm an artist, you know?" "Who do you think you're bull... bullshitting?" "You're a fuckin' drag queen!" "Let me savour those lovely words for a moment, all right?" "What are you, channelling Jesse Helms?" "Don't be so... so sensitive." "You..." "You can take a dick, you can take an insult." "Right, Walt." "I'm not so... stupid as you think." "Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are, all right?" " Yes?" " I owe you two weeks, right?" "Yes." "And there's a week in advance." "I'm getting a motorcycle." "Can I park it in the back so it's safe?" "A motorcycle." "It's $50 additional every week for parking." "$50?" "No problem." " Take it easy." " Would you like a receipt for that?" "No, I trust you." "Why don't you lighten up a little bit, Leonard?" " Come on, Tasha." " Bye." "Have a nice evening." "Don't push me!" "Don't push me!" "Please don't push me!" "Just go!" " Don't call my fuckin' house!" "Jesus!" " Wait!" "Wait!" "No, wait!" "Look, I'm sorry!" "Please stay!" "Please!" " We're gonna start with "Shirley, Shirley"." " Last night..." " What, honey?" " Your boyfriend?" "Yeah." "It's complicated." "He's married." "He has two kids." "But he fucking gambles, you know?" "On sports." "He always needs money for new storm windows or something for his kids, so he says, but it's for gambling and I know." "He gambles with your money?" "Yeah, he gambles with my money." "So you pay... for sex?" "Honey, there's no romance without finance, you know?" "Oh, no." "I don't pay for sex." " No?" " No." "Well..." "What, you think if you got a wifey or a girlfriend, you don't pay, honey?" "Honey, you pay, all right?" "You ever been married?" "Don't answer that." "She probably died of some horrible disease and it's made you what you are." "Well, she was a... a dancer." "I worshipped her." "She ran... ran off with some guy who... gave her a... a tattoo." "Took everything." "Everything." "The dog." "Everything." "Honey, you should have gotten another dog." "All right." "All right, slowly now." " # Shirley - # Shirley" " # Shirley - # Shirley" "Oh, Christ." "I'm sorry." "Just "Shirley, Shirley"." "Just practise it." "OK, OK!" "OK!" "Stop ringing." "What?" "What?" "When?" "Hold on, hold on." "We're gonna have to stop for today, sweetheart." "I'm sorry." "I just have to stop." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Who is this?" " Walt." " Walt." " Is there anything you need?" " To tell you the truth, I was..." "I..." "I was hoping later we would get together." "Sure." "You're a godsend." "Because I'm... having trouble with my rent..." "again this month." "To tell you the truth, I'm..." "I'm kind of tapped out." "I don't have any money except for the... the therapy." "I see." " But we could still... still get together." " Oh, sure." "How about some... some time next... next week?" "Listen, I'm... going to be tied up for the next couple of weeks." "But I'll call you." " I gotta go." " OK." "Bye." " Bye, sweetheart." "I'll call you." "Bye." " Sure." "OK." "Bye." "Don't go, cos she ain't interested in you or what picture you wanna see." "Mr Pogo has returned." "Where you going?" "I haven't finished my story." " Nice wheels." " Thanks, man." " Yeah, it must have cost you." " Yeah." "Where'd you get the money?" "Hey?" " What the fuck?" " You been flashing' around a lotta cash." " Where'd you get it?" " Some guy owed me money." "Big deal." "What fuckin' guy?" "What guy?" "Look, fuck this shit." "Tasha, we gotta get out of here." "Aw, shit!" "I'm fuckin' the bitch." "I'll tell you." "Don't hurt the bike." "I been dealing." "Dealing?" "For who, motherfucker?" "Radio." "For that fat fuck?" "ln Mr Z's territory?" "Fucker!" "Oh, shit!" "You deal around here again, you're fuckin' dead!" "You never said nothin' about dealing' drugs!" "Prick!" "# Tasha" "# I really thought you were the one" "# You just treated me like scum" "# And you left me like a..." "tornado leaves a town" "# I gave you love" "# I gave you gifts" "# But you treated me like shit" "# And you fuckin' kicked me when I was down" "# You fuckin' kicked me when I was down" "So no more excuses." "When I call, youse answer the phone." " Cos I know you talked to Karen." " She told you?" "No." "Tia." "The young one in the dance club who had eyes for you?" "Tia's a whore, Tommy." "They're all whores." "Except my mother, may she rest in peace." "Hey, watch it." "Hey, and your mother too..." "What's your name again?" " Le Shaun." " Le Shaun." "Right." "Anyways, tomorrow's Saturday and the card game's at Vinnie's." "The guys would sure love it if you would drop by, like old times." "Maybe." "Yeah, sure." "And black is beautiful." "Man, watch your mouth, all right?" "Fat boy." "Fat boy?" " Oh, you motherfucker!" " Now, watch it..." "You wanna come over here and watch?" "Don't be mad at me just cos you look like Pillsbury Doughboy." "I am somebody." "Oh, no." "Hold on." "Hand me the paddle, man." " Get that fuckin' paddle before..." " Watch out..." "Hey, come on!" "I said it to you on purpose!" "I know, you came from kings." "I saw Roots." "All 20 nights of it." "Hey, you're making me miss 'em, Tommy." "Come on!" "I got it." "There we go." " Hey." " Is Walt there?" " Yeah, he's here." " Thanks." ""Don't cry for me, Argentina."" "What do you think, Mr My Left Foot?" "You know, for the Flawless contest?" " I don't know." " Oh, your brain's still broke, huh?" "Well, that's OK." "Have you seen Miss Rusty?" "Cos she was supposed to help me with this." " No, I haven't seen him." " OK." "Thank you." " Bye, baby." " Bye." "Bye... big boy." "He gone?" "Huh?" "I don't wanna hear one fuckin' word from either one of you." "OK... baby." "OK, baby." "Oh, my God." "I'm so glad I lived long enough to see that." "Baby!" "Get up, girl." "Like Lana Turner in Ziegfeld Girl." "Oh, honey." "Oh, honey." "Hi." " Are you all right?" " Oh, peachy, honey." " Where the hell you been?" " Oh, fun and games." "My mother's funeral and wake." "Oh." "Sorry to hear about your mother." "Oh, my father killed her a long time ago." "Buried her today, that's all." "This is my legacy..." "Her old gloves." "She always wore gloves." "Yeah, she was a victim, you know?" "But she was sweet, you know, but a victim." "A reformed drunk... on her knees at church, begging, you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph and every goddamn saint in heaven to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella de Fag, you know?" "Being a slave to my father before he died." "You would have loved each other." "He..." "He thought Archie Bunker was a flaming liberal." "You know, every morning she would get up and fix him breakfast." "And... every morning, for 30 years, she said" ""Hi, Daddy." "Do you love me?"" "No answer." "Every morning, 30 years." ""Hi, Daddy." "Do you love me?" No answer." "One day, my ma says "Hi, Daddy." "Do you love me?"" "And... he said no." "The moral of that story is so..." "If you haven't gotten an answer in 30 years, you ought to know it by now." " Thanks for the drink." " You're welcome." " See you tomorrow." " Thank you for staying." " Sorry about your mother." " Thanks." "You're right, Walt." "Honey, I just want you to know that you're right." "You know, I'm..." "I'm not an artist, you know." "I'm not some... female impressionist." "I'm a..." "I'm lonely... and I'm ugly... and I'm a drag queen." "Now look who's feeling sorry for themselves." " Where have you been?" " Sonny, don't." "You says if I come here last night, you'll have the fuckin' money." "Not now!" "I didn't have the money!" "I was somewhere else!" "Where's the fuckin' money?" " Come on, man." "Take it easy." " Who the fuck is this?" " Let go!" "I'll get the money." " Get my money." "Let go of him." "I'll give you the money." "Walt, just get in the room." "He's not gonna let you go." "Just walk in the room." " I'm tired of coming here for nothing." " Five minutes." "OK?" "If you fuck around, I'm telling you, I'm gonna fuckin' smack you." "You look really good today, all right?" "All right, honey." "Fuck you, you cocksucker!" "Don't you fuckin' lock this door!" "Motherfucker!" "Don't you lock that door!" "No!" "Not the fuckin' door again!" "Rusty!" "You wanna fuck around, let's fuck around." "Open the fuckin' door!" "I need that money, man!" "Steel plate." "Don't worry." "I don't know if I did it to keep out burglars or Sonny when he gets like this." "Go home and beat up wifey before I call the cops, you fucker!" "All right, fuck you!" "You just fucked up." "I'm comin' back every fuckin' night." "You don't pay me, I'll take a fuckin' scissor to every fuckin' wig you got here!" "Motherfucker!" "So that's your... your boyfriend?" "He's not always like this." "He's got this Italian-Catholic guilt and shame thing because he loves me so much." "We're... we're working it out." "This won't happen once I have... my operation to be all woman, you know?" "That's why I work teaching and sewing, saving up for the day that I... become a real woman." "You're gonna become one of those he-she freaks?" "All she." "After the... hormone shots and the operation." "You're gonna cut off your dick and balls?" "Snip, snip, sweetheart." "How could a man cut off his dick and balls?" "Why would you do that?" "Because..." "I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, honey." "You're no woman." "I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt." "You're nobody's idea of a woman." "I'm my idea." "Maybe I can under... understand if... if... you wanted to be a woman, but..." "I don't understand a man wanting to be an ugly woman." "Open up!" "We ain't got all day!" "Come on!" "Walt!" "We didn't think you would come to Vinnie's house, so we brought the party to you!" " We missed you." " Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Hey, you guys." "Is Waldo back here or what?" " Waldo Koontz is back." " The man's a true hero." "I'll never forget that day in that bank 14 years ago." "I heard it 43 times." "I heard it." " I don't wanna hear it again." " All right, I won't say it!" "Whatever happened to the other guy?" "You know, the other guard, Joe?" "ls he retired?" "No, no." "He got a great job in Southeast Asia, something like that." " He was a smart guy." " Right." "Walt." "I hear you're thick with the she-he's... or should I say long and thick?" "I'm taking speech therapy cos it's in the building." "It's in the building, fuckhead!" " Yeah, Mike." "And he's doing great." " He is." "I never thought I'd see Walt "The Wall" Koontz hangin' out with drag queens." " Will you shut the fuck up?" " It's better than lookin' at you." "I'll get it." " Paulie, are you out?" " Yes, I'm out." " It's you and I, Vinnie." " Are we playing cards?" "We're out, huh?" "Fellas, you remember Tia from the dance club?" "Walt, you remember Tia, right?" "Jesus, you know what?" "We should go." "Look at the time." "We should get outta here." "Fix the chips out later." "Come on." "Hey, Tia." " You're a real girl, aren't you?" " Will you shut the fuck up?" "Don't pay any attention to him." "He's brain-damaged from birth." "Hey, Walt...." "Get your skinny ass o..." "I'll see you next Saturday, all right?" "My house." "OK?" " How you doin'?" " OK." "This is for you." "I can put them in some water for you." "Just show me where the stuff is." " I got it." " It's OK." "No, I'll do it." "I know how much you like the tango so much, so..." "I made a tape of those songs that you like the most." "The quality's not that great but... you get the idea." "Thanks for the... the tape." "Nice." "Nice." "Nice." "Well..." "Well, you never aksed me to dance, so..." " now I can aks you." " No, I..." "I..." "It's OK." "I don't have any money." "Who said anything about money?" "Wait." "Wait." "I get it." "What?" "Tommy paid you." "He feels sorry for me." "Didn't he?" "You feel sorry for me." "I feel sorry for you?" "No problem." "I never felt sorry for you, Walt, until now." "Take it easy, Walt." "# Shirley Shirley" "# Bo Birley" "# Banana Fanna" "# Fo Firley" "# Me My Mo Mirley" "# Shirley" "# Mary" "# Mary Mary Bo Bary" "# Banana Fanna Fo Fary" "# Me My Mo Mary" "# Mary" "# A little trick with Nick" "# Nick Nick Bo Bick" "# Banana Fanna Fo Fick" "# Me My Moe Mick" "# Nick" "Oh, go, girl." "Go, girl." "Go, girl." "Go, girl." "All right!" "All right, sweetheart." "Very good, honey." "Very good." "Good song you picked." "Good." "What's next?" "Honey, I think that's it." "You've graduated." "I thought you were gonna do some songs, some stuff to learn?" "Huh?" "Honey, I would love to keep taking your money." "But you're doing..." "You're doing really well, you know?" "And I made you a bunch of tapes." "And you can go practise them." "Why don't you come by tomorrow at five and you can pick 'em up, OK?" " OK." " OK." "Thanks for meeting with us." "We've been discussing this year's Gay Pride parade." "And we felt that it would be important..." "well, a good idea, to show a united front." "Synthesis, I believe." " Right." " Synthesis!" "We felt, as gay Republicans, we thought it would be a really good idea if we could all come together and show the world our likenesses, not our differences." "To celebrate the..." " Synthesis." " Right, synthesis." "Synthesis." "You're very good." "You are." "Sorry, go ahead." "We..." "We could march together as a united brotherhood." "What about the sisterhood?" "We march on foot." "No floats." "You think if you have no floats we won't do drag cos we can't march in heels." "Well, let me tell you something, honey." "We can march to Lake Titicaca and back in stilettos." "So don't." " Hey, let's just calm down, men." " Aren't you guys the same group that raised a shitload of money for Bob Dole's campaign, and he sent it back?" "He would have lost support of the Christian Right..." "Exactly." "Cos you're gay." "You're gay, so he sent it back." "Aren't you ashamed?" "You are right." "We are different..." "but not in the way that you mean." "We're different because you are ashamed of us, and we are not ashamed of you." "As long as you get down on those Banana Republican knees and suck dick, honey, you're all my sisters." "And I love you." "I do." "God bless you... and fuck off." "Ma?" "Ma?" "Ma?" "Oh, my..." "Oh, my God." "Jacko..." "Jacko." "Mr Z. I didn't expect..." "Where's my mother?" "Leonard." "Haven't I always been good to you?" "Good to me?" "You've always been g-good to me, Mr Z." "Didn't I help you get the mortgage on this place for your mother?" "You're a saint, Mr Z." "I kind of treated you like a pet, didn't I?" "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Sit down, Leonard." "We searched every step of Raymond's route 50 times... and still no money." "Mr Z, don't you remember..." "that I was the one that tipped you off?" "Mm-hm." "And we searched every square inch of that asswipe fleabag motel." " And still no money." " Mr Z, please!" "I swear to you." "I swear on my mother." "I swear on my mother!" "Oh, your mother." "She said she didn't know anything either." "Even after we took her glasses." "Mommy." "And her hearing aid." "And her teeth." "Mommy." "Mommy." "And her little bird." "Luciano." "Now, in exactly 20 minutes, Vance is gonna deliver your mother here." "Don't worry about her." "I told him to soothe her with milkshakes and whatever the fuck else she could gum down at the drive-thru." "Now, if... and this is a big "if", Leonard, if you are telling the truth, then someone in that hotel got my money." "I don't have it." "I don't have it." "I don't have it." "If you're a good dog, you'll fetch and retrieve it for me." "If you don't..." "I can only come to one conclusion." "Leonard, if you spend one dime that looks suspicious, next time, you won't be swearing on your mother." "You'll be swearing on her grave." " Who is it?" " It's Walt." "Oh, honey, come on in." "The door's open." "Surprise!" "Come on in the house." "Come on." "Surprise." "# Happy graduation!" "Happy graduation!" "# Happy graduation!" "Yeah, sing it up!" "# Happy graduation!" "Happy graduation!" " Wanna dance?" " I'd love to." "But I should go." "Bye, honey." "Take care of yourself." "Mr My Left Foot." "This is the movie I was talking about." "My Left Foot." "This is for you to keep." "It's very inspirational." "Do you like my cufflinks?" "And they really shoot BBs." "If you like this, I can get you another one." "It's called The Hunchback of Notre Dame." "Have you heard of it before?" "It's my favourite." "It's about this guy who's really misshapen." "Even worse than you." "And he falls in love with this beautiful, fiery, wild, gypsy girl called Esmerelda." "She kinda looks like me." "Let's dance!" "# Pussy, pussy, pussy" "# Pussy, pussy, pussy" "Oh, God." "My tits are falling down." "Here, you wanna see 'em?" "Here's what it is." "Hello!" "Pizza, everyone!" "All right!" "Carmine, Carmine!" "Let me pay for them." "We got 'em." "I got one, and Carmine and his folks are getting the other." "Hi, Carmine." "I have to get goin'." "My father's waitin'." "A lot of work to do." " Carmine, why don't you have a drink?" " Come on, have a drink." "Let me touch your chest." "Girls, take him down!" "Take him down!" "No." "You first." "My popper, good popper." "Give me a kiss, honey." " She's sweet, right?" " God, how old is she?" "She's a Leo." " I asked how old she was." " I..." "You know, I don't know." "I met her when she was wearing a uniform." "Oh, yeah?" "What kind of uniform?" "You know, that school outfit or whatever." " What school?" " The little Catholic place down the street." " Junior high?" "High school?" " You know, yeah." "You know." "Take it off!" "Look at that." "Oh, my God!" "Look at his stomach." "Jesus Christ!" "Goddamn, Carmine!" "I sent you an hour ago!" "Come on!" " Let him stay!" " Hey!" "Leave the guy alone." "Leave him alone." "Carmine, I love you!" "Oh, my God." "She shot me." "Oh, my God." "I'm scarred!" "And the big contest is tomorrow night." "It was an accident." "I'm sorry." " I told you not to wear those guns." " Look, you're so stupid!" "Oh, Rusty." "I shot my best friend in the tit with my cufflink." "I didn't mean it." "You know..." "I never would have believed that we could have gotten through this together." "I mean, I can't believe that I could." "I mean, that I could... you know, actually be of some kind of help to someone like you." "You know, the big hero and all, you know?" "I'm no big hero." "I'm..." "I'm scared." "I need a drink." "Well, what could you be scared of?" "What's the worst fear?" "That you'll fall on the street?" "Someone'll make fun of you?" "I mean, what?" "I'm..." "I'm afraid that women won't want to sleep with me any more." "Well, guess what?" "Some of them won't." "So you'll just have to find the ones that will, Walt." "And just remember, this is who you are, Waldo." "You're Walt "the Wall" Koontz, a true hero." "Who's the little guy?" " Joe." " Joe." "Joe and me were friends for years." "Best friends." "He really wanted to better himself." "I really admired him." "He went to school nights and on weekends... to learn computers." "Got a... big job in Asia with computers." "I drove him to the airport..." "and off Joe went to Asia." "Two days later, the bank... has $200,000 missing." "Oh." "Oh, Christ." "Somehow done from the inside with computers." "Nobody ever heard from Joe again." "I drove Joe to the airport." "Got used by my best friend." "I never told anybody that." "Some hero, huh?" "Well..." "Since it's confession night... at Our Lady of Perpetual Disco," "I'm gonna tell you something that I've never told anyone." "I've got..." "Mr Z's money." "I got here right when you were being rushed to the hospital, you know." "And when the cops left, I went up." "Cos Amber had given me her key and told me where she had always hid her money." "She always had some money set aside for her funeral cos she always knew that she was gonna die young." "And of course, she did." "Poor baby." "So, where is it?" "Right in here, honey, where Momma always knows where it is." "Right here in hips, ass and titty city, sweetheart." "It's gonna pay for my operation." "And when I come back, you know, a new woman," "I'm gonna give Amber a funeral and a monument and an eternal flame, honey." "Just like Princess Diana." "Wait a minute." "You said that..." "You said that you needed the money from the lessons, right?" "But I..." "I was your... your cover?" "So all the sewing jobs, the crying poor," "the... my lessons, that was all... that was all so that Leonard would not suspect you?" " Wait a minute, honey." " I mean, you..." "You used me cos of my condition." "Excuse me!" "Check your playbill, Judge Ito." "You came to me." "That's cos I needed help." "And you used me." "Truth, baby?" "You wanna play fucking truth?" "You needed someone you weren't ashamed to be crippled in front of." "All right?" "Someone you thought was so beneath you." "A worse freak so you could feel superior and still be the big fucking man." "At least..." "At least I'm a real man." "Everybody, including Wolf fucking Blitzer on CNN, knows you don't think I'm a real man, honey." "All right, what?" "Cos I don't..." "What?" "Shit in the woods?" "I don't shoot guns?" "You know?" "Let me tell you something, baby." "It takes a shitload more courage to wake up and face my life than anything you've ever fuckin' dreamed of, all right?" "You couldn't handle real adversity, honey." " That's the truth." " Truth?" "You want fuckin' truth?" "You're never gonna be a woman." "You're an ugly fat faggot." "There's truth." "You're an ugly fuckin' fat faggot." "I am more man than you will ever be and more woman than you will ever get." " You wish!" " Yeah, I do wish!" "All right, honey?" "And while the hate was pouring out of you, you didn't stutter." "Now haul your sorry, crippled ass out of my house." "Move it, gimpy." " Watch your mouth!" " Or you'll beat the shit out of me?" "Your days of beating the shit are over!" " Face it, Waldo, your hero days are over." " And you're a fuckin' faggot." "I may be a female impersonator, but you, my friend, are a male impersonator!" " Fuck you!" " Yeah, life's a bitch so I became one!" "Oh, my God." "Look who's here, Sal." "We gotta say hello." " Hey, Walt." "How you doin'?" " Hey, Tommy." "It's good to see you, man." "Welcome back." "That's OK." "I'm goin' over there." " We'll talk to you." " Right." "Hey, Walter." " How are you?" " OK." " I've really missed you." " Well, thanks." "Mm, flowers." "For me?" "Not exactly." "Excuse me." " Hi." " Hi." "I brought you some flowers." "Thanks." "You don't wanna dance?" "This fuckin' cunt did not deserve to win!" "She's not a true fuckin' beauty!" "This contest is fixed!" "Hey, tell your stories walking, girls!" "This group this way." "You girls that way!" "This is what gives drag queens a bad name." "You two are banned from the contest next year." " Maybe so, hefty." " Yeah." "You're old and I'm young and I'm gonna live to piss on your fuckin' grave." "Hello, buzzard!" "This was the first time I... since this... happened." "I was real nervous." "But you were great." "You were great." "You were?" "I was nervous." "You just need to be around somebody..." "I don't know, that... that likes you... just the way you are." "Somebody else said that to me." "Said "Some girls won't like you like this."" ""You gotta find the one that will."" "Yeah, well, they didn't bullshit you." "They told you the truth, whoever it was." "She must be a real good friend, huh?" "Why do you say "she"?" "I don't know." "It sounds like something a woman would say." "Why?" "Was it a man?" "Well, not... not exactly." "Well, whatever." "Whoever it was... sounds like a good friend." "Good evening, Mr Koontz." "If you hear anything in the building later tonight..." " Like what?" " Anything at all." "Just ignore it." "Pretend it's not happening." "Do you know the phrase "Two closed ears, one closed mouth"?" "That's my motto and I follow it." "To hear nothing, to see nothing, to speak nothing." "I..." "I don't care what goes on in this rat-trap." "Who are you kiddin'?" "You've got the biggest ears, the biggest nose and the biggest mouth of anybody I ever met, which makes you the biggest asshole." "Ooh, my wig!" "Is everyone dry?" "All right, girls." " Good night." " Good night, Mama." "I love you." "We're starting on all new songs next week." "Hey, why don't we go upstairs and show Mr My Left Foot that we won?" "Walt is history, honey." "He doesn't like us any more." "I love you." "But I still like him." "Taxi!" "Hey!" "What the fuckin'..." "So it's that kind of party, is it?" " Where's my money?" " Honey, this is where I came in." "Do I look like someone who's got your money?" "This looks like you got my money." " $25,000 deposit for an operation." " I earned that money." "$35,000 for a complete series of female hormone therapy." "$25,000 for extensive psychological testing before therapy." "Another $40,000 due." "You know, it costs a lot to look like a woman." "Too expensive to look this cheap." " Fucker." " Death is cheap... fucker!" "Just give me my money." "Understand that?" "Give me my money and we're not gonna hurt you." " Give us the money." "Give us the money." " Give it up, you bitch!" "No!" "You shot him!" "Fuckers!" "Let him go!" "Let him go!" " Why should I?" " Let him go and I'll give you the money." "Rusty, don't do it!" "Don't do it!" "Fuckin' bitch!" "Faggot!" "Don't kill that bitch till I get my money." "OK, hero boy." "On a count of three, no money, no rest of your life." " Sound fair?" " OK." "It's in the bedroom." "Show me, you gimp fuck!" "Come on, show me!" "Where's the secret..." "Fuck!" "Son of a bitch!" "Fuck you!" "Come on, you fuck!" "Quit your fuckin' snivellin'." "Gotta knock that fucker down!" "Knock that fucker down!" " You motherfucker, you!" " Where's the fuckin' phone?" " Come on, motherfucker!" " Stop!" "Stop!" "She's got the gun." "Catch that cunt!" "Go!" "Mrs Spivak!" "Call the cops!" "Call the cops!" "Go away, or I'll call the police!" "You ain't goin' nowhere, you fuckin' gimp fuck!" "Grace Kelly." "Rear Window, honey." "All right." "Where you at, motherfucker?" "You won't fuckin' get away, man!" "Oh, God." "Fucker!" "All right, girl." "Linda Hamilton." "Terminator...2." "My money." "You clever bitch." "Stickin' my money in your fuckin' ugly girdle." "Hold it." "Put down the gun, before your girlfriend here gets a chance to blow Liberace." "Put it down." "Now put it down." "Put it down!" "Thataboy." "Now, why don't you slide it over here?" "Waldo Koontz and Russell Zimmerman." " Can you confirm it was self-defence?" " Yes." "Self-defence." "They were criminals." "They were animals." "Brutes." "They killed my mother's canary." " What?" " They killed my mother's canary." "I called the police." "Do I get a reward?" "Now, the name's Ivana." "I-V-A-N-A." " Last name?" " Man." "Ivana Man!" "I knew that something was gonna happen." " Hi, Mom!" " I won Miss Flawless for the third time." " Careful!" " It's a shoulder wound." "He'll be fine." "Oh!" "Mr My Left Foot!" "I'm sorry." "Relatives only." "I'm his sister." "He's my sister." "Thank you." " All right!" " I'll visit you." "Bye, Rusty!" "Community Hospital downtown?" "You got medical insurance?" "How you gonna pay?" "Cash, honey." "New York Hospital, and I want the best team of surgeons available." "You heard me, Nurse Ratched!" "Burn rubber, girl." "We're goin' uptown." "Lucky you didn't cut your balls off yet." "Come on!" "Come on, girls!" "You tried to kill my sister!" "Mr Z means Mr Zero!" "Get off of me!" "Police brutality!" "We've got witnesses!" "Watch my crown!" "Watch my crown!" "# Shirley" "# Shirley" "# Bo Birley" "# Banana Fanna" "# Fo Fary" "# Me My Mo Mary" "# Mary" "Let's do that again." "# Shirley, Shirley" "# Bo Birley" "# Banana Fanna Fo Firley" "# Fee Fie Fo Firley" "# Shirley" "A little bit faster." "Here we go." "All right, here we go." "# Shirley, Shirley" "# Bo Birley" "# Banana Fanna Fo Firley" "# Fee Fie Mo Mirely" "# Shirley" "OK, here we go." "# Mary Mary Bo Bary" "# Banana Banna Fo Fary" "# Fee Fie Mo Mary" "# Mary" "Is there..." "Is there any way of dropping the jaw any more than you're doing it now?" "It's just..." "OK." " I'm just..." " You've had more practice than I have." "No, I know." "I'm sorry." " So let's go with..." " I have this." "No, I know." "I was just..." "It's just..." "OK." "All right." "Let's go to Nick, then, all right?" "# Nick Nick" "# Bo Bick" "# Banana Fanna Fo Fick" "# Fee Fie" "# Mo Mick" "# Nick" "How you doin' today, anyway?" "You feeling good?" " OK." " I feel great today." "Feel great today." "OK." "What's another name that we could do?" " Nick?" " All right." "Nick." "Let's think of something better." " Prick?" " All right." "Let's do "prick"." "Prick!" "All right, here we go." " Your song." " All right... my song!" "All right, let's do "bastard" next." "# Bastard Bastard Fo Fastard" "Her we go." "All right, we'll do "prick", all right." "For me." "# Prick Prick Bo Bick" "# Banana Fanna Fo Fick" "# Fee Fie Mo Mick" "# Prick" "# Prick" "My song!" "All right!" "All right." "We're gonna do "bastard"." "Here we go." "# Bastard Bastard Fo Fastard" "# Banana Fanna Fo Fastard" "# Fee Fie Fo Fastard..." "I can't even wrap my mouth around that one." "Am I blushing?" "Let's do "queen"." "# Queen" "# Queen Queen Bo Queen" "# Banana Fanna Fo Feen" "# Fee Fie Mo Meen" "# Queen" "Right at the end here, you go like this..." "# Queen" "I like that." "Just looking for names on the piano here." " Chuck." " Yeah, Chuck." "Let's do "Chuck"." "Ready?" "# Chuck Chuck Bo Buck" "# Banana Fanna Fo Fuck" "# Fee Fie Fo Fick" "What the fuck, Chuck?" "# What the fuck, fo fuck?" "Let's do "pussy"." "# Pussy Pussy Fo Fussy" "# Banana Fanna Mo Mussy" "# Fee Fie Mo Mussy" "# Mussy" "You like pussy?" "Yeah, you like pussy." "I know you do."