"Hey man!" "This is bullshit, man." "Yeah, this is bullshit." "I know." "But it's still bullshit, man." "What can we do man?" "I don't know." " Just keep cool man." " I'm cool!" "You be cool." "I'm cool!" "You just be cool!" "This is bullshit man!" " Is that real cool." " Is that because you are a garbage man." "Just be cool." "We'll walk by this place." "Go ahead man." "Do your thing." " What you do?" " I'm watching there man!" "He is too busy watching his money." "He isn't watching us." "Hey!" "How you doing ma'm." "Hey man!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "This tastes like shit!" "I'm going to work with this clothes!" "Is that enough?" "Ok." "You got it." "Hey." "Don't spill it man!" " Shit!" " Just leave it there!" "Come on, Let's go!" "Hey man." "Watch out!" "You spill it all over!" "Watch it you spill it all over me!" "Oh shit..." "Ok." "Be cool." "Ok." "Be cool." "Just keep walking and don't look at him ok?" " It killed my hand!" " Just keep walking!" "It killed my hand..." "Just be cool with it." "I'm fucked up being cool man!" "You are spilling the shit all over the place!" "Why you fill it up so high?" "Hey ladies!" "Damn." "Jesus Christ." "This is getting God damn heavy." "Put down." " How you open this thing?" " Right here." "Where?" "What?" " We need a funnel!" " Funnel?" " Let's just pour it in." " Pour it in?" "Pour it in very carefully." "Come on." "Get it up." "Real high." "Don't spill it." "Men, you fucking spill it all over." "Come on." "Shit." " Now!" " Be careful!" "Careful man!" "Careful!" "Ok." "That's enough." "That's enough." "Get all of it man." "We didn't carry it around for nothing." "I'm gonna be late for work." " Come on let's go." " Hold on man." "Hey man, you smell like gasoline." "Come on, let's blow this thing." "Way to go "Parnelli"!" "Relax "Holmes"." "I got it." "Hey come on." "Slow down man." "Hey "Holmes" not bad." "You are supposed to be a low rider, man." "We are supposed to be cruising, man." "Get back and cruise." "You are driving like an idiot." "I just can't get use to this automatic, man." "Yeah, they are complicated aren't they?" "Yeah!" "Remember "D" is that way." "That way?" "Relax "Holmes"!" " Relax?" " Yeah." "É better relax." "Shit!" "Man, I'm gonna be late for work again." "It's the third time I'm late this week and it's only Tuesday, man." "Why don't you quit that lame job." "Hey man, I wish I could man." "If I quit the whole place will fall apart without me." "I'm needed there man." "Responisbility, is a heavy responsibility man." "Hey I got it." "Why don't you get a job men?" "Hey I'm serious man." "I have a job for over 6 weeks now man." "Hey listen man." "I already got a job." "What's your job man?" "Rolling dope?" "Yeah." "At least it's a steady work man." "Something you are good at man." "Hey I'm serious man." "You are supposed to be selling that dope not smocking it man." "We haven't even paid for it yet." " I'm seling it." " Yeah you selling it man..." "Yeah?" "Listen I sold to 2 ounces last night, how is that?" "Yeah?" "Allright "Holmes"!" "Who did you sell them to?" "Me." "Oh man." "Shit." "Man." "We are gonna starve to death man." "What I mean, I'm a good customer." "Oh man." "Cut that shit." "I did man." "I.." "I got a thing." "You know what I'm gonna do?" " What?" " I'll take it this way." " Dope is going to be legal, you see, pretty soon." " Yeah?" "Then..." "Then I'll be in a legitimate job." "You know?" "And all those dudes that are not ready for it, they will not be allowed to do it." "You see?" "You know like..." "I'll have a job." "You see?" "Yeah!" "We 'll have a job." "That's good thinking, man." "Shit." "If you had another brain, It would die of lonelyness, man." "God it smells in here." "It's all these gas." "No it's me." "I just cut one man." ""Coccino"..." "Foxy mama!" "Oh man, you are sick." "What are talking about, man?" "What are you looking at?" "Oh, not that!" "That chick over there." "See how fine she is?" "Hey baby!" "Hey baby, come on." "Don't be stuck up." "Come on I got a place for you to sit down." "Oh men, be cool." " What's the matter?" " We got company." "Don't turn around." "Just look straight ahead." "Oh man!" "You got a light man?" "Light?" "Yeah." "I don't think you better light it in here, man." "Why?" "All this gasoline man." "Oh man!" "Man I don't know..." "What are you trying to do, kill us man?" "What a flush, huh?" "Have I told you not to light that thing man?" "You were the one that cut it, man." "Oh god!" "Come on, let's get out of here before the cops come." "Hey mamma!" "Hey fella!" "You need a pass." "I'm with the "inferno na torre", man." "Ok." "Go ahead." "I want you all back on top of the boxes." "Everybody back on top of the boxes." "Ok Brenda, follow directions." "Don't touch the girl." "I say don't touch the girl." "Don't touch the girl." "One leg up." "One leg up." "One leg up." " Ass is shining." " Shiny ass over here." "Shiny ass." "Ok, now what's gonna happen is that you are all terrified and you want Wamba to help you." "Scream "Help me Wamba!"" " "Help me, Wamba"?" " Scream "Help me Wamba!"" ""Help me Wamba!" "Help me Wamba!"" "Please." "Listen to this noise." "Scream "Help me Wamba!"" ""Help me Wamba!" "Help me Wamba!"" "Louder." ""Help me Wamba!"" "Scream." ""Help me Wamba!" "Help me Wamba!"" "Ok. fine." "Now let's take one." "Quite on the set." "Quite on the set." "We are going to try one, alright." "We are going to try one." "Two Wamba!" "Two Wamba!" "Quite on the set." "This is a take." "And action." "Kim!" "Look under the chin..." "Hold it rigth there." "Don't slice those enchilladas," "Hey, Kim!" "Kim!" "This one's for me..." "Come on little weasle." "That something knife is not match for a 45." " What?" " I need some clothes." "There's no way." "I'm too busy." "Come on baby." "Just give me something from the wardrobe." "Come on." "What happened to you?" "I though you were supposed to be working?" "I was." "I was on my way to work." "You know." "I was just walking down the street.." "...minding my own business." "I swear to God." "And I was walking down... and there was this building." "It was on fire." "I swear to God." "I run down about 5 or 6 steps." "And I rescued a burning baby." "And I got a burning baby all over me." "This is what happened to my clothes." "Just go to the wardrobe." "Just give me a few pair of pants." " No way." " Come on." "Just give me a couple." "Just go to the wardrobe and meet me on the mission set in 10 minutes." " No." " Come on baby." "I'll tell you a secret." "Come here." "I'll get you alone for a dime." " Stop." " Ok." "For free then." "10 minutes at the mission." "Ok?" "Come on baby." "Please come on." "Come on, 10 minutes, ok?" "Hey Cheech." "Where is that wall I'm supposed to cross through?" "I think is that one." "Hey man." "Thanks a lot." "Sure." "Hey man." "What happened?" "I wont stand still for this any longer." "I'm not getting any help from the police." "I'm not getting any help from the goverment." "I'm just going to call the board of house, and they just exterminate you and that cockroache you live with." "You are dirty and filthy and diseased." "We need Dr. Schweitzer and Dr. Salk to come into this neighborhood and get one big shot of penicillin." "Yes, you animal." "Hey, halt it." "Where is your pass?" "Pass?" "Ok, thanks a lot man." "They died." "They all died." "They killed them all." "You murderers." "Hey." "Hey man." "Hey, hey man." "Hey." "Oh god." "God damn it." "Man." "I hope I can still have babies." "Oh god, it's loud man." " What?" " Hey come on outside." "Give me a hand." " Oh god, that curdled my milk." " What did you say?" "Hey man, you got to see what I got this time man, it will trip you up." "This is the best one, man." "This is something." "I got this idea, we put it in the bathroom man." "Wait till you see it man." "It will trip you up, man." "This thing is really heavy." "I don't know how I got it, man." "It looked that there was a shooting in Las Vegas there or something." "You know?" "Yeah this had one more scene to go man, so I grabbed it man." "Check it out man." "It's really choice." "Come on, give me a hand." "How you like it's patns too?" " Man check it out man." " Yeah, I like this." "Hey man somebody ripped the thing that I ripped off, man." " Oh sh..." " It's nice man." "Oh no." "Hey man, come on, give me a hand." "Come here." "Quick." "Put it down." "Come on let's get in the house to put it in the house atmosphere, man." "You murderers." "It's a slot machine." "I'm going to put it in the bathroom." "My hands." "My hands." "Hey, hey, hey man." "Hey, hey." "Do you know another tune, man?" "Oh, yeah." "Hey man." " Get in your left lane, man." " What?" " Get in you left lane." " Left?" "Right." "Right." "Ok?" " Left lane man." " You said right." "You said right..." "What's he doing?" "Oh man." "People don't know how to drive around here." "Go man." "Watch it." "People are killers man." "They will keep everybody." "Hey brother." "Move it or knock it." "What's this man?" "Who is the Indio?" "Hey, "cochise"." "The wagons are gonna attack." "What's going on man?" "I know what's happening man." "We are not dressed right." "That's why we get no respect." "Allright!" "That's better man." "When you are going into this neighborhoods man you got to have these stuff all together man," "You got to have your attitude your whole trip down man or everybody throws bad looks at you." "You know?" "I feel like... we should go eat tacos now, or something." "Want me teach you some Spanish words now man?" "Like, when you see a real good friend, you know." "Hey, "pendejo"!" "How you doing?" "Try it." "Hey, "pendejo"!" "How you doing?" " Yeah that's close enough." " What is that mean?" "That means." "My real good friend." "Pende..." "How is that again?" " "Pendejo", man." " Pendeco..." "Yeah." "Then I say." "Bent over "Pendejo"." "Hey, "Holmes"!" "Hey that's a nice car man." "Better get it bak to the circus before the finance is gone." "Oh, you can jump?" "Is that all the heigh you can get it up man?" "Go ahead, hit it man." "Oh, shit." "Hey man, lets go." "Hey what are you doing?" "Hey, "pendejos"!" "How you doing?" "Don't say "pendejos" man." "He didn't mean it." "He didn't bloody mean..." "I got to go now." " You got a nice yard." " See you "pendejos"." "Hi man." "Hey what you got." "Give me some." " What?" " Give me the drink man." " What man." "Give me the drink." " This?" " Yeah." " Go ahead man." "Help yourself." "Wait a minute..." "Hey man, that's pee." " No kidding." " What are you doing with pee?" "It's for my probation officer man." "Does he drink pee?" "No man." "Last week I was supposed to bring some in you know." " Yeah." " And I forgot to wash the jar first." "He saw all that mayionese and he thinks I'm into some weird drug again." " Allright." " I'm really gonna fuck with his mind this time man." " What did you do?" " I had my sister pee in it." "She is pregnant man." "Great!" " Did you get the weed?" " No, she is out of it man." "She is waiting some from Colombia." "Watch the bumps man." "Watch the bumps." "That bump there?" "You might spill it all over if I hit it real hard." "Come on man." "I'm so very sorry." " Hey man, you get all over it." " Watch where you driving man." "Watch me I'm going to do the twist." "Hey let's twist again..." "Come on man." "Come on." "I'm spilling it man." " You smell like pee man." " Hey, Cheech, hey hey man, look." "Look." "Man, where did you get that?" "My sister gave it to me." "What is that, man?" "What does it look like?" "Looks like coke." "Yeah." "It smells like coke too." "Allrigth man." "Let's party man." "Give me some." "No I can't man." "Hey man, come on give me little man." "No." "I'd like to man but I don't want to be responsible for turning you into a drug addict." "Hey man I'm not tutning into a drug addict." "Come on give me little here." "She is bad for you man." "Don't you read Ann Landers?" " Come on." " It will give you a brain damage, man." "Come on man." "Just give me a little bit, man." "Come on." " No." " Come on please." " No." " Man, come on." "That's all I got man." "You can get laid with this, huh..." " Ok I don't want any." " Good." "Hey man don't be so chickenshit, man." "Give me some." "Come on man." "Just let me smell the thing." " Come on." "Just let me..." " Ok." "You can just smell it." " I just want to smell it." " You just smell it." "That's all." "You promise you wont take any?" "I promise." "Come on." "Give me some." "That's cool man." "Hey man." "That's soap man." "No shit." "Hey don't drink that, man." "Oh shit." "I'm gonna die." "Hey watch the road man." "I'm gonna die." "I'm gonna die." "Hey watch up." "Hey watch the road man." "Here." "Here." "Hey watch the road man." "Watch the road." "Watch the road..." "Oh shit." "Hey man, wake up." "Hey man, wake up." "We've been ripped off man." " What?" " We've been ripped off I swear the god." " By whom?" " The van." "The van is gone man." "I parked it out in front last night." "Now I went out there and there is nothing parked in front no more." "Somebody took it." "Why did I take it home?" "Why did I take it home?" "Got to call somebody." "Where is the phonebook man?" "The van, the van." "I put the van out there." "Now it's not there man." " It's gone." " Yes, it's gone." "Why did I take it home?" "Maybe I left the keys in it." "Why did I take it home?" "Where is the phonebook man?" "What I'm I gonna tell them?" "What I'm I gonna tell them?" "I'll tell them a lie." "That's what I'll tell them man." " Tell them the truth man." " What you mean tell them the truth man?" "Mr. Straumberg, you know that van that I wasn't suppose to take it home over the night?" "Well I took it home over the night and it got stolen." "You know what he is going to say man?" "Yeah, tell him the truth." "Hey come on, help me out." "What I'm I going to tell them?" "Help me find a phonebook too." "Damn it." "What I'm I going to do?" "Why did I take it home man?" "Shit." " Hey man." "Help me out man." " I'm thinking." "I'm thinking." " I'll tell him the gypsy got it." "How is that?" " No." "Tell him   tell him you needed the van to take out his daugther." "I don't take out his daugther." "He will be so worried about his daugther he will forget all about the van." "I better call the cops." "What are they under?" "Cops..." "No law." "No He." "Heating and pluming." "Is it 411?" "I got to pee." "Oh shit." "It's work." "Hey man." "Answer the phone please." "Come on man." "It's work." "I know it's work." "Answer the phone, man." "Come on man." "Don't be so chickenshit." "Come on just answer the phone man." " Ok." " Just answer the phone." "Hello." "Yeah he is right here." "Just a minute." "It's for you." "Thanks a lot." "Hello." "Hi Mr. Straumberg." "How are you sir?" "I was going to call you." "You never guess what happened?" "I took the van and I kept it at home... and a gypsy stole it." "Yeah?" "I'm fir..." "For what?" "You still owe me two weeks without pay." "That was a loan." "I wouldn't have asked man." "Ok." "Thank you." " What happened man?" " I'm fired man." "They got the van?" "Yeah." "They got the van." "They came and took it this morning." "Shit." "After all I did for him too." "Some people..." "Where is the Thai stick?" "Oh man, shit." "At least we still got welfare." "I want to be honest with you." "Come on give me my money." "Well look." "Check the files again." "Just look in the files." "Look under my name." "Just check it out." "Check out the files." "Hey sucker." "Take a number." "Yeah?" "How about number one?" "Come on baby." "Give me my money." "Hey man." "You got all the paper." "What's this?" "This aint no money." "I want some green." "Give me some money." "That's what I'm talking about." "Hey." "Hey brother." "They just called your number man." "Yeah over there." "Over there, run." "Get my pass." "Touch and score." "Hey get me a translator over here." "I hope Donna comes pretty soon, man." "I hope she hasn't eaten." "I got something for her." "There she is." "Is too much." "Shake them, you wont break them." "Hey baby." "Around?" "You want to go around the world." "Both of us." "All right." "Ok." "Come on." "Come on man." "Keep it down man." "Hi guys." "Hey man." "Why don't you wait here for a while." "I'll be right out, ok?" " All right." " É got to play with something." "Come on." "Listen, you got to cool it man." "Come on." "Don't." "Not now." "You are going to make me lose my job." "Don't do that." "I said not now." "Oh god." "Not here." "Don't do it now." "Don't you understand I'm working?" " I know you want to do this." " Oh god." "I saw my bookie this morning." "I know but you are going to make me loose my button." "Oh god." "Don't." "Stop." "Don't." "I don't want to do it." "Don't." "Stop." "Don't." "It's allright to smoke in here." "Come on." "You are going to give me so much trouble." "Can't you wait until lunchtime." "I got things to do baby." "You want Coca?" "No thanks." "Oh man." "Now shut up." "No." "Stop it." "Mr. Cheech?" "Mr. Cheech." "He is in there maam." "There you go baby." "What is going on here?" "This is an office not a club house." "I told you man you were going to get me in trouble." "Donna." "I need to talk to you." "I will do a progress report..." "What about progress report?" "Why you do a progress report?" "Shit." "And you young man." "Maam." "I was..." "She dropped a coin on the floor and I rolled down..." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Right there." "Ok." "Let's try." "Mexican-Americans don't like to just get into gang figths." "They like flowers and music." "And white girls named Debbie Doo..." "Mexican-Americans are named Chata  and Chella and Chema and have a son in law named Jeff." "Mexican-Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do real slow." "Mexican-Americans love education so they go to nightschool and they take Spanish and get a B." "Mexican-Americans love their "nanas" and their "nonos" and their "ninas" and their "ninos"." "Nanunanuninanono..." "Mexican-Americans don't like to go to the movies where the dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown couse don't I make my brown eyes blue." "And that's all I got." "How did you like it?" "That's good." "Ét's like a protest too, man." "Yeah." "I think that man." "You know while you were singing that I wrote another tune." " Oh yeah?" " Yeah." "It's like the same thing only different." "You want to hear it?" " Yeah." " It's like a little more rock n roll." "All right." "Get down." "Beaners..." "Beaners..." "I have to work a little more in the lyrics." " That's heavy man." " It's kind of like..." "You know." "Beaners..." "Hello." "Mexican-Americans like to answer telephones and say hello to whoever is on the other end." "They don't talk." "Beaners got to eat beans." "Yeah." "Beaners." "Donna." "Hey baby." "I was just thinking about you." "Hey wait, wait." "The blood rushes from my head I'm going to pass out." "What are you doing?" "Beaners." "They will kick you in the face." "Want to go out tonight?" "You do?" "I don't care, anywhere." "How about over here?" "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, yeah." "Come by any time." "I will just be here." "I'll be waiting with balls on." "You'll see too much." "Ok." "I'll see you in a while." "Hey man." "You have to get out of here man." " Put down the quitar." " What happened?" " Donna is coming over man." " Who?" "Donna." "Donna." "Get out of here." "Come on." "Donna, You know from the Wellfare." " Donna who?" " Donna with the cha-cha bingos man." " So what?" " She is copming over man." "I have to clean up this place." " Can you leave?" " I have nowhere to go." "Go see a movie or something man." "There is not a biker movie or who gets ga-ga gets gui or something playing down at the drive-in or something?" "I don't have any bread." "I'll give you a dollar man..." "O shit." "I don't have any bread either." "Hey man, just go take a walk or something..." " The phone again, man." " She can't wait." "What's happening baby?" "Who?" "Dwayne?" "Hi Red." "When did you get in the town, man?" "Oh yeah?" "It's so nice to hear from you." "What's wrong?" "No." "I don't have no money." "Ok." "Where are you?" "Shit..." "What room?" "Well." "I'll do what I can, man." "All right." "I'll be right over." "Yeah, sure..." "Oh shit, man." "Hey, do me a favor, will you please?" "It's my cousin on the phone." "He is kind like a cousin, but..." "you know, he is a cousin." "He is realy a good dude, man." "He has plenty of dope and chicks man and he likes to party hard all the time." " Just go over and party with him, ok?" " Shall I bring him back here?" "No man." "Don't bring him back here, man." "He likes to go to clubs and concerts." "You know realy get down." "So just go and party with him." "Yeah." "Where is he at?" "He is at the Hotel." "Hold on." "I have it right here." "He is over here." "Why don't you just go party with him." "I ain't got no dollar man." "Oh shit." "Let me just look." "Shit, I aint got no money either." "What I'm I talking about." "He is a Texas oil millionáire." "You will have a realy good time." "This guy is part of our family you know and we hardly ever see him so tell him I say hi." "Tonight, tonight." "Thanks a lot man." " Ok man." " That's a crazy bike." "You sure I can't buy you a drink?" "No thanks man." "Maybe some other time." "Pity." "How are doing there man?" "Merry Christmas." "Hey now." "Wait a minute." "There has to be some mistake." "I though you were talking about a week." "Ignorance in the law is not used." "Wait a minute." "You just said 37.50." "You just said nothing about no time or nothing." "You have no brain?" "Come on." "We can work something here." "I could trade you something." "You like turquoise?" "I have this squashed necklace." "That has to worth something." "Excuse me sir." "Could you tell me which room Dwayne Mendoza is in?" "Yeah, I could tell you." "Cheech." "God damn it." "It's good to see you." "How are you doing?" "God damn you got ugly." "Hey it's good to see you." "How are you doing, boy?" " I ain't Cheech, man." " What?" "No." "I'm Cheech's friend." "Chong." "Hey Ching, glad to meet you man." "How are you doing?" "My name is Red." "Dwayne Mendoza, Everybody calls me Red, though." "You can call me Red." "We are broke man." "He just told me to come down and meet you." "He didn't give you no money?" "No." "We don't have no money." "Why?" "What's the matter, man?" "Well, I checked into this Hotel right, and the guy says 37,50 you know so I thought he meant 37,50 a week not a god damn day." "Now double dumb here is holding my luggages and he wont give them back until I pay the bill." " And I aint got the money." " Oh well." "Let me talk to him man." "Yeah?" " Excuse me sir." " Yeah." "What do you want?" "Why don't you give him his luggages man?" "Because he owes 262,50 and in another 5 minutes there will be an additional 37,50." "Yeah." "Well you know." "Why don't you just give him his luggages, and then we come back later and give you the bread." "Why don't you forget life?" " Hey listen you little..." " Let go off me." " Give him his fucking luggage man..." " Why you don't let go off me?" " Listen, give him his luggage." " Let go off me or I'll call the cops." " It makes you feel like a big man to beat people?" " Give him his luggage man." " All right I'm going to call the cops." " Well call the cops." "Hey Chang, come here." "We don't want to call the cops because in my luggage..." " Let me kill him man." " ..." "I got some weed in my luggage, you get it?" " Some weed?" " You see when I was coming down here to my cousin..." "Klaus." "Eileen." " Klaus." " Eileen." " Klaus..." " Eileen!" "Eileen!" "Knock." "Knock." "Who's there?" "It's Irma!" "Irma who?" "Irma la Seduce." "Is Mr. Huha home?" "Just a minute and I'll see." "But he is sleeping." "Shall I get him up?" "Klaus, Klaus, get the gloves." "The gloves." "Hey, Ching!" "How long you know my old cousin, man?" "Couple of years man." "I don't see that old born for about ten years, man." "That old shit for brains." "Is he still dressed funny?" "Is he still wearing those little hats, you know?" "Those low riders never give up." "That's all they got." "Is this that, man?" "Yeah, yeah that's it man." "My stuff is right inside there." " They got bars right here, man." " Shit!" "How do we get in?" "Well done, King Kong." "You did it." "This is supposed to keep people out." "Look at this man." "I want to see my cousin man." "I don't see him for ten years man." "Allright Del Rey." "Go to it." "Who is it?" " Damn." " Hey wild Bill, wait for me." "Well keep it down." "Hey, how are you doing?" " Hippies!" " They are hippies." "We are here to look for some luggage." "You have to relax." "Do these rooms communicate?" "Do something." " Who are you?" " Don't you lay your hands on me." "Eileen, don't, don't..." "You want me." "You will never get me." "There was a leather bag and a double bag and a tape recorder." " What do you want?" " Did you see a tape recorder?" " We don't have a tape recorder." " You touch me and you are dead." " We didn't..." " I know a lot of cops." " Give me that." " Don't touch me." " What is this?" " Don't touch me." "Look at that." "This is not mine." " Call the police." " Yes." "The police." "I'll kill you before I let you lay a finger on me." "Get away from me now." "The wrong room." "Can you believe that?" "I'm talking to the cops now." "Thank you very much ma'am." "Yes, this is the real thing this time." "Come on, please there are 2 crazies here tearing up the place." "I already told you where we are located." "What are they doing?" "Walking over here." "Look I think they are Iranians." "Ok." "Thank you very much." "Ok." "Here comes the radio." "Be carefull with it." "It's a radio." "There you go." "All right." " Here's the weed." " Weed?" "You have to be real carefull with this." "Here is the suitcase." "Here." " Hey man." "You should be carefull with that." " Weed?" "If we break it." "That worths a lot of money." "Shit." "Holly Jesus." "I just brought down one bush man." "That's just the top." "I didn't know how much to bring down." " They smell real good." "Don't they?" " Holly Christ!" " How much you have in here man?" " That's just one bush." "It's enough to party with, anyway." "I have a whole field of these." "Fields everywhere." "They grow wild everywhere." "Everywhere man." "You like it?" "That's all I smoke man." "I throw the rest of it to my hogs, man." "Christ man." "Look at these." "I though we party with some." "Maybe smoke some, you know." "You think we can sell some of that shit?" "Man, you know how much this stuff worth?" "I've been on circulation a litle bit." "I though maybe $100?" "$2.500 a pound, man!" "Are you shiting me?" " Jesus Christ." " $2.500 a pound?" "You have about 20 pounds here man." "Holy shit." "We are rich." " We are rich, man." " God damn." "Come on." "Let's go party." "Right." "You like the way them sticks are tide up." " Rocks man." " Yeah." "We had a bunch of bald people moved into the neighbourhood, I couldn't believe it." "I put them to work." "They work like hell and they don't smoke like the Mexicans do." "I just feed them a bowl of rice a day, or rice crispies whatever you got." "Oh shit." "Listen to that." " It's the cops, man." " Oh god, I want to get this on tape." "There." "There hold this." "I want to get this on tape." "I use this to scare away the deer..." "This is going to be great." "Come on." "Come on." "Allright." "Move these people back." "Move them back." "Get back." "You, in there." "You are under arrest." "Come on out and you wont get hurt." "Come out or we are coming in to get you." "We have the place surrounded." "You have 2 minutes." "Come out now." "Get these people away from me." "Get these people back." "Get these people back now." " That's the guy." "Right there." " Hold your hands up." "This guy right here." "Let go you fucking asshole." "I'm the guy who called." "I'm the guy who..." "I waited all day for you." "Let me go." "Asshole." "Let me go." "You fucking moron." "Let me go, man." "Attica!" "Attica!" "Attica!" "Let me go." "I'm fragile." "Move along." "Come on now and you wont get hurt." "You are under arrest." "We have the place surrounded." "Ok, ok." "I'm in." "God damn Chang." "This is exiting, man." "Hey man." "I'm glad I met you Chang." "Man, I'm glad I met you man." "This town has been so dry man." "You wont believe it." "What's with this Ching." "You don't look like Ching." " My dad is Chinese, man." " What's your mamma?" "She is a waitress." "You have your name like they name chinese babies they throw their silverware up in the air and come down with angle "Ching" "Chang" "Chong"." "You got it?" "I can't stand long pants man." "Don't cut yourself." " You guys want to go to a party?" " Yeah." " Hell yeah." " Here it is." "Allright." "Hey listen." "You guys have any blow?" " What?" " You know..." " No." " You can use my sleeve." "Forget it." "What's this here?" "It says." "Good for massage or enema." "I'll take the massage." "Come on." "Let's go man." "This is going to be fun." "Ok gentlemen, would you come with me please." "Yeah." "We'll come anywhere you want." "With you or with them or with anybody." "Put us on the same roon." "We want to party, ok." "Boys have a seat." "I 'll be right back." "Ok." "Hurry up or we 'll start without you." "You see the way them legs both make ass of themselves?" "Let's Party." "Come on." "This is great, man." "Man, you look funny." "The water is getting warmer." "Yeah, and yellower too." "Oh, man." "I'm getting out of here." "Can we have some towels." "Now you just let me know if there is anything alse I can get for you." " Anything?" " Yeah." "How about joining us." "We live by the lake." "Drop in anytime." "Hey, you want to party?" "Let's party." "Hey, how are you doing?" "Your leg is a little, obscure there." "That aint my leg." "Hey, you people want to party?" "Don't drink the water." "Hey, where did you go?" "Hey..." "Holly sheep shit." "God damn." "Hi..." "How you do that?" "God damn." "God damn." "Hey, Chong!" "Hey Chong!" "God damn." "I want you to see that." "Chong." "Charlie!" " What?" " Stop it." "Time is up." "I haven't crowed yet." "Crow!" "Charlie untie me." "Untie me Charlie!" " Charlie!" " That was mean man." "Now get your clothes and get the hell out of here." "Hi Charlie." "How are you doing?" " Tony, hi." "How are you?" " You have a nice smile at your face." "Candy has been taking good care of you?" "Yes." "In fact she is one of your best girls." "You are telling me." "You know?" "She is an actress." " Really?" " Oh indeed." "She has her own answering service, she has an eight by ten glossy of herself in fact she just came second on a mouth wash commercial." "That was fun man." "Hey listen." "Listen to this." " Are they fighting?" " No, no." "They are getting it on." "I want to record this." "This will scare the hell out of the deer." "Record." "You, in there." "You are under arrest." "Come on out and you wont get hurt." "Come out or we are coming in to get you." "We have the place surrounded." "Let's get out of here." "You have 2 minutes." "Come out now." "Get these people away from me." "Get these people back." "Get these people back now." "My God." "Move away." "Look out." "I'm coming to get you." "Let me do it." "Let me do it." "What's up, little lady?" "Hey little girl, I'll fix this." "There you go." "You are free." "We have a new record." "I didn't know the sound would scare them like that, man." "That was fun." "Excuse me." "Can I come with you." "Hell yeah." "That was fun." "He wouldn't untie me." " No?" " No." "Hey we never taken a massage, did we?" " Hey I'm hungry." "Are you hungry?" " Yeah." "Let's go eat." "All right, let's go." " My shoe." " Hey get out of the way." "Come on beach." "I've got a lot of shit to do." "Shit..." "If she don't get here pretty soon, I'll have to wait some more." "Yes, can I help you?" "Yes, I 'd like to buy a classical guitar please." "You are looking at one." "Real antique this one." "Sounds good." "How much is it?" "Not for sale my dear this one." "That's one of the finest we have." "Whenever I am in town I 'll keep an eye out for you." "You get it?" "He only has one eye." "He says I'll keep an eye out for you." "You 'll get it later." "Holly ship shit." "God damn." "It's guitar heaven." "What the hell you think you are doing?" "Treat me like a fool." "Treat me mean and cruel." "L. L. Love me." "Just trying it out man." "Hey, hey." "That's enough of that." "Oh." "Not here." "Go go go go." "I'm confused now." "Hey, how are you doing?" "Holly ship shit." "Man, that was loud." "I'm hungry." "Are you hungry?" "God damn." "Cheap amplifiers." "Come on." "Let's get something to eat..." "Hey, give us a ride." " We are going to get something to eat." " What are you doing?" "Come on." "She will give us a ride." " What's going on?" " Hey, thanks." "We appreciate this." " If you don't get out..." "Hold on." "Wait a minute..." "There is room for the Russian army in this god damn house." "Hey Abraham." "We are coming for your daughters." "How are you doing?" " No." "You have to leave right now." "Go, go away." " Holly ship shit." "Look at the size of this god damn shit." "Mrs Walcrot, these people." "Who are they?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" "Hey, we can only stay a month." "Hey relax." "Come on." "Let's have some fun." "God damn." "Look at this place." " God damn." " What cute outfits do you have." "Let me quess which ones you are." "Now let's see." "You are the cowrdly lion, right?" "Yeah." "But you have a heart." "Let's see." "You are Glenda the good witch of the North." " That's her." " You forgot your skirt." "And let's see." " You are Toto?" " Yeah, he is Toto." "Well I know I have some treats somewhere in the house for you but you have to do a trick later on." "All right?" "All right." "God damn." "Look at this place." "Holly ship shit." "God damn." "Look at that." "Where is that cat?" "I got something for you." "Do you want hodos or todos?" "Oh my." "How energetic." "That cat never jumped that high before." "Right through here there is plenty of room for everybody." "Maybe if you sit..." "Hey, you get in there..." " That's usually daddy's..." " Hey." "Come on, let's eat." "Well, yes." "Estrelita, three plates for the dinner." "Hey." "Give me some of that." "Does anybody want some?" "Sorry about that." "So when my baby was seven years old she started the riding lessons." "They were so..." "Oh, Charles!" "Suprise." "On our 25th wedding anniversary we had guests for our party." "Charlie!" "It's chicken Charlie." "I'm going up." "I'm going down." "I'm going up, down, down, up..." "Anywhere you want me." "Let's go." "You got me doing what you want." "Baby what you want me to do?" "Beautifull." "Now sing "This Land Was Your Land"." " No." " No." "Let's do something different." "How about a magic trick?" "Do you want to see a magic trick?" " Yeah." " Allright." "I'll do a magic trick here." "Let's see..." "What can we do?" "I got it." " Allright." "I need somebody to help me." " Me." "Me." " Who?" " Me." "How about you?" "Ok." " What's this?" " A napkin." " What's that?" " The other side of the napkin." "Good You have been to school." "I'm going to take this napkin here and I'm going to take this roll.." "...and I'm going to put it right in the middle of the napkin there, ok?" " What's that?" " Roll." " What that?" "Napkin." "Very good." " You still with us." " Yeah." "Now, the trick part of this magic trick is that I'm going to turn this here roll into a piece of fruit." "No." "Yeah." "Right before your very eyes." " Exciting." " Ok." "But I need your help." "I want you to hold the end of that roll right there." " That's a roll, right?" " Yeah." " Hold it good and tight." "Don't let it go." " No." "We have to turn it and roll it and roll it and mark it with a "B" and say the magic words:" "abracadabra, hocus-pocus." "Now rub it like that, there..." "Ok." "Now what I said I was going to do?" "Turn it into a piece of fruit." "Ok." "You tell me?" "Ain't that a peach?" "You get it?" "I don't get it." "Ain't that a peach?" "See it's a peach." "You get it?" "Don't get it." "That's a peach." "You get it?" "It's a peach." "It's a peach." "You got me running." "You got me hiding." "You got me run, hide, hide, run anyway you wanna..." " Hey grandma." "You are beautifull." " That was so good." "It's like obsession, isn't it?" "I plant them myself you know." "Allright." "That's great stuff." "That's sinsemilla." "Hey, can you read between the lines?" "How about shorthand?" "Watch the road." "Watch the road." "Ok." "What's green and red and goes 100 miles per hour." "I don't know." "A frog in a blender." "I'm going to adopt you." "Ok?" "You can live in the room under the stairs." "Like a Troll." "Like a big trollbridge." "Give another hit, "Del Rey"." "Watch the road." "Ok." "Where is it going to go?" "We are not moving." " That's right." " Look at that traffic light." "Isn't that pretty?" "Daddy can we have those for our Christmas tree?" "They change colour too." "I want to go down here." "Can we go down here?" " Where?" " The comedy house." "I want to laugh." "I want to laugh." "I want to laugh." "Oh, the comedy house?" "Hey we are coming out now." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "Oh, it's so good to be here." "It's like..." "Stop it." "Entertainment coming up." "And our first of the evening." "He 's been appearing at the Pico Rivera at the end of the Holiday Inn." "He is just knocking them down." "Here he comes." "My friend your friend., Mr. Pee Wee Herman." "Let's cheer for him." "Hi everybody." "My name is Pee Wee!" "What's your's?" "You know...you know, you two look a little familiar to me." "You smell familiar." "I'm the comedian." "I'll tell the jokes, ok?" "If you don't mind?" "If you think you are funny, why don't you come up here and do an act?" "Go tell a joke." "Go tell a joke." "Yeah, you think you are "Big Star"." "Why don't you come up here and try an act?" "Hey, hey here." "He is funny." "Do you want to hear about double dumbo in Mexico?" "Ok." "Here it goes." "Double dumbo went down in Mexico you know, and he is walking around there in the plaza you know, he is having a taco, and getting rums and everything, you know." "And he had to get back to the navy station and didn't know what time it was, and he sees this old mexican fellow leaning against the wall... ..and he says: "Hey Pancho, can you tell a friend what time it is?"" "And the guy looks up on him like that." "With the sombrero with little gingles bells all over, you know." "And his donkey is standing rigth next to him, you know." "And he reaches his hand and grabs the donkey by the balls." "Big old wet donkey balls." "Lifts them up like that and he says:" ""Senior 02:30."" "Dumbo says:" ""Holly ship shit." "How the hell can you tell time by grabbing a donkey's balls, men?"" ""Simple senior." "You take the balls like that, lift them up, like that, and you see that clock over there?"" "You get it?" "Hey grandma." "You tell a joke." "Come on mama." "Who me?" "No." "Get over here." "Come on." "Allright." "Come up." "Allright." "Ok." "Tell a joke." "Ok." "Now a joke." "I'm sorry." "Ok." "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?" "How many?" "I don't know." "How many?" "It only..." "Ok." "It only takes one." "but it takes a lot of time and the light bulb has to want to change." "She was great." "Come on." "Isn't she great." "Come on." "Let's hear it." "Was I funny?" "Was I funny, daddy?" "Was I funny?" "You tell her so." "Come on." "You tell her." "Clap your hands." "Allright." "Come on." "Tell her so." "You tell a joke man." "Come on." "Hey you." "You see those two guys over there?" "I need you to kill them for me." "They had me put in jail today." " The two guys right there on the stage." " Sorry I can't leave the door." "Hey thanks." "Hey you." "I'm like...never been on stage before." "I hope I don't fuck up." "I want to do some magic, man." "Let's see..." "How is this?" "Oh, yeah." " Oh yeah." "What is this?" " A napkin." " What is this?" " Glass." "Ok." "I want to turn this glass into a dick." "Stop the show." "Stop the show." "The guy rigth here." "Kill him." "Get him, Gumblelida." "You belong here budy?" "That's the woman." "She could warm my world." "You big macho woman." "Let me down." "Let me down." "Take me." "I love you." " You love me?" " I love you allright." "Just let me get on top, ok?" "I want to have fun and you..." "Men." "I wouldn't go in there if I were you." "Watch out." "Oh hunny." "It's all yours." "Take good care of it, buddy." "Holly ship shit." "All right." "That's wild." "Hey man." "Someone gave me a car." " Come on in." " I left the weed." "Forget it." "Get in the car." "I love coming here in the city, man." "Can you believe it, man?" "This guy comes up and gives me a car, man." "And then he comes back and gives me 20 bucks." "Holly ship shit." "Only in America." "Hey man, we have to go back, man." "What you want to go back for?" "Hey man, I left that bag of weed back there, man." "We can always get some more weed, man." "I used to drive a pickup, man." "This... 20 pounds of pot, man!" "We can always get some more smoke." "Look at this car, man." "Hey man, let's go back and get the weed, ok?" " Man..." " You want some more weed?" " Yeah." " Allright." "Hold on." "Here goes the guy who has French asthma you can only get his breath in snatches." "You get it?" "Hey, how do you get this thing out of first?" "Run until it fits!" "Stay tune as Wamba's angels try to find the killer.." "...at Miss nude America contest." "But first this word from our sponsor." "Hemmoroid suffers.." "Cheeto." "It's Donna." "Stop that right now." " Aren't you ashamed?" " What are you doing?" " I'm calling..." " Get out of here." "Get out of here." "Cheech, it's Donna." "Get out of here." "Go on." "Get lost." "What are you doing here?" "Get out of here." "Go on." "Beat it." "I paid $39 for this dress." "Go on." "Get out of here." "Get out of here, Donna..." "You get it?" "How far we have to go?" "We are almost there, man." "Hear another one." "You know why Baptists don't make love standing up?" "Because they don't want nobody think they are dancing." "You get it?" "You know why lowrider cars have those really small chain steering wheels?" "It's the only way you can drive with handcuffs on." "You get it?" "Holly shipshit." "Oh, shit." "The cops are behind us." "I'll loose them, man." "Oh, shit." " Hey, we lost them, man." " Allright." "Great." "The hell was too easy. man." "Let's try to loose them again." " There they are, man." " Let them get close." "Allrhght." "Let's loose them." "Oh yeah." "We are going to pull over." "Yeah, let's loose them." "Hold on." "Allright?" "Slow down, man." "We are off the road." "We are off the road, man." " Stop." " There ain't no roads up here." "You make your own." "Let's make one there." "Christ." "Holly shit." "Thompkins, let's get this thing started." "Hey, where are we?" "We are home, that's where we are." " It's one of my fields." " Wow, look at all the weed." "This is nothing." "This is just airfield, man." "Wait until you see the good stuff." "Holly ship shit." "God damned." "Reverse." "Reverse." "Watch." "It's going to be fun." "I have the whole field booby trapped." "Watch this, man." "The bomb bursting..." "I love this." "Look at the chickens, man." "Where the chickens came from?" "They live on the farm over there." "S.O.S. S.O.S." "Give me that microphone." "I used them to scare off the deers, but this is better." "It's car 430." "We are north of the farm." "We are under attack." "Something crazy is going on." "Everything is going crazy here." "They think it's somebody from Mars or something." "The last time I went to town to get all these fires I've been waiting for something like this to set them off." "Wow, what's that one?" " How did you do that?" " I didn't do that." " I have nothing to do with that." " Look." " What?" " Look." "Shit." "Look at that." "Hey look." "What is that?" "I have nothing to do with that man." "Nothing." "I didn't plan this shit." " Oh shit." " What is this man?" "What is this?" "I don't have nothing to do with this shit." "Look at that?" "Hey, don't put your hand in there, man." "Man, what's that?" "What's happening?" " Oh god." " Shit." "It's big." "Holly ship shit." "Say "ah"." "Hey, Cheech." "What?" "He left about an hour ago man." "I'll be right out." "Cheech." "I wasn't doing nothing man." "She was there, I slept..." "I fell down, man." "Hey, Cheech!" "She is dead anyway, man." "Hey, Cheech." "No." "No, I didn't see nothing man." " Cheech." " What?" "Cheech." " No." " Hey, Cheech." "What?" "Hey, wake up man." "What's wrong with you?" "Oh shit." "It's you." "Hey, you should have been with me last night, man." "You wont believe what happened." "Hey man." "I was on a UFO." "I really was man." "Hey your cousin and I. Man, he had a bag full of weed man, we met all these chicks on a massage bath and we went on a spaceship." "We were on a weed field man and we got suck by a spaceship man." "And they gave us some space coke, man." "Look." "This is space coke." "You never tasted this before, man." "Hey try this man." "Try it." "Blow your head off."