"Good afternoon, madam." "Good afternoon, Lady Clare." "Welcome aboard." "Good afternoon, Elaine." "Thank you." "But what if she doesn't like me, Bailey?" "Yeah." "And?" "So what if I muck it up?" "You'll hate me forever and never speak to me again." "I don't give a stuff what she thinks!" "But Bailey...!" "What?" "I've never even been on an aeroplane before." "It's like a 29 bus." "With wings." "Come on now." "You're beautiful." "It'll be fine." "Dry white wine, love." "And she'll have a medium sweet." "Chop chop." "Good afternoon, madam." "All right, Lady C?" "They'll never let us land." "And we were by the river, and Tony Armstrong Jones was posing me by a willow, and this man, this rude and rather dirty man who I suppose must work on boats or something, he came up," "and this man said, "Can I be in your picture?" and I said "no"." "Never!" "Absolutely." "A little higher with the arm, Your Grace," "Not too wide on the lovely lips." "And he said, "why not?"" "and I said, "They don't photograph just anybody, you know."" "If we said anybody was worth photographing, who knows where we'd be." "There'd be a revolution." "What did Tony say?" "He gave him half a crown and told him to bugger off." "My goodness!" "I know." "Where's Lavinia?" "She was here a moment ago." "No, no, no!" "You utter beast!" "Go on, you love it." "Oh, God, yes!" "Oi Bailey, we're on." "Righto." "So, same time next week, Your Highness?" "Listen, sonny." "You can shut me, but don't ever imagine you can afford me." "Love you too, chief." "HE WHISTLES" "And so are you going anywhere nice for the weekend?" "Well..." "Ah, David, good." "And do we have...?" "Lavinia!" "Are you quite all right?" "You look a little flushed." "I'm divine." "Perfect." "Thank you, ladies." "And...!" "...Still!" "Lovely." "Well done, all." "Now for this next shot, I think a little more erect." "If you orientate it this way." "Can we have the key lights higher?" "20 points I think on that." "And if we raise that up a little bit there." "Mr French?" "I'm off." "Good heavens." "Tea already?" "No." "I'm going to get my own studio." "I'm leaving you." "Really, David?" "But you're..." "What?" "Not quite the type, I suppose." "So?" "I mean, who will you work with?" "I'll find someone." "Easy." "STIFLED GIGGLING" "Look, Jean." "They've started already." "They're doing it." "The walking thing." "Good day." "I'm Miss Lucie Clayton, principal of the academy." "And you must be..." "Joan?" "Jean." "Jean." "Jean, exactly." "Do come this way." "It all happened at a holiday camp, actually." "Last year." "How picturesque." "Yes, it was one of those beauty contests, you know." "We thought they were just trying to make up the numbers, but blow me!" "Third." "Third place." "Can you believe it?" "Our Jean, a beauty?" "Well, you know, in the eye of the beholder and so forth!" "It's only until she gets married of course." "Yes, of course." "Yes, yes." "Walking out with a lovely chap called Richard." "From Henley." "Fascinating." "Thank you." "Mmm..." "I'm not sure." "You see, it's a matter of being model material." "The requirements are rather specific." "I can do it." "The book thing, I mean." "See?" "Very well." "I've brought cash." "Is that wrong?" "We thought we should pay first." "You may settle your account in any way you wish." "Jolly good." "Building trade, you know." "And a small-holding." "Lots of cash." "Jean, why don't you join the other ladies?" "Yes, as well as... um..." "Deportment." "Yes." "As well as that, could you teach her a bit of...?" "She needs to fit in a bit more." "CRASHING" "(Sorry.)" "That might require our extended course." "That's beautiful, love." "This hand here, just bring it up there a bit." "There you go, that's lovely." "PHONE RINGING" "Hang about, ladies, keep your knickers off." "Hello, studio five?" "Hello, yes, would that be Mr David Bailey?" "This is Bailey, yeah." "The Mr David Bailey who was responsible for the, uh interesting photograph of Pauline Stone in the Express involving a..." "A squirrel, yeah." "It's stuffed, by the way." "Who's this?" "Oh, sorry, yes, my name's Parsons." "John Parsons," "I'm telephoning you from Vogue Magazine." "Yeah?" "And?" "Concerning whether you would care to take up a position." "Here." "On the staff." "How much?" "I'm sorry?" "How much is it?" "Mary had a little lamb." "Say it." "Get your boat race moving." "15 guineas." "A shot?" "Good heavens, no." "Per week!" "Sorry, chief." "I can't hear ya." "Hang about, stay there." "Come on darling, loosen up a bit!" "Christ's sake!" "Take a jump." "I don't know." "Skip!" "Something!" "Anything!" "Excuse me, mate, can you just keep it down a bit?" "Sorry, guv." "Women, eh?" "If they didn't have a Morris, you'd have to shoot 'em." "Say "Mary had a little lamb"." "Hello?" "Yeah." "Sorry, I got to pass." "15 guineas is less than what Woman's Own are giving me per photograph." "You want to work for a proper magazine, what people really read." "Well..." "All right, ladies!" "Who wants a lick of my raspberry mivvi, eh?" "Come on, get back in positions." "Oi, mate." "You sell a lot of these?" "Some." "Nice little earner." "PHONE RINGING" "Bailey." "All right, Mr Bailey." "A contract position." "Per page. 15 guineas." "Free to shoot for anyone except the enemy" " Harper's, Vanity Fair, Queen." "All right, cock." "You're on." "Oh, er..." "Jolly good." "And..." "Is she your girl?" "The squirrel lady." "It's just, I'm not wholly sure she's us... if you know what I mean." "No." "She's not my girl." "No, I don't have a girl." "Erm..." "Shall we say Monday?" "Done." "Miss Shrimpton?" "Love?" "You forgot your shoes." "Here Charlie, what happened to that bird from Pinner with the big Eartha Kitts?" "I feel like celebrating." "PHONE RINGING" "Hello?" "You've got a booking, darling!" "Yes, Acrilan." "Autumn skirts." "The photographer is one David somebody, not long out of John French's, working at Vogue." "Asked for you by name." "Who?" "David..." "Christine, turn that down this instant!" "It's an ad, darling. 30 guineas." "Smile." "Pack your bag and try again." "Do I have to?" "Yes, darling, you do." "If we're ever going to pay for all those ten by eights." "I can't do my bloody accounts surrounded by that bloody noise!" "Come on Dad, she'll turn it down." "Too right she bloody will!" "What are you doing?" "Daddy..." "GRAMOPHONE SMASHES It was a birthday present!" "Why would you do that, Daddy?" "It wasn't that loud!" "Seriously, you never, ever let me do anything that I want, Daddy." "Please, why would you do that?" "Daddy, I hate you." "That was a birthday present." "If you think that gramophone is coming back here..." "I'm sorry, Daddy!" "I said I was sorry." "I am sorry, really I am!" "DOORBELL RINGS" "Richard's here." "Thanks." "He's so nice." "He's not going to wait around forever, you know." "First the typing, now this modeling business..." "Mum!" "Your dad keeps asking." "Have you still got that car of yours?" "I do indeed, sir, yes." "What's it called again?" "Sunbeam Alpine." "Sunbeam Alpine - that's a silly name for a car, isn't it?" "Mm." "It drives like a treat, though." "Oh, hello, Jean." "Hi, Richard." "Can I help you?" "Yes... erm..." "Sorry." "Eh, David Bailey?" "Up there." "All right." "Good God!" "Sorry." "Sorry, erm..." "I was looking for erm for the photographer." "What?" "We have many fine photographers." "Erm..." "Claude Vernier." "Norman Parkinson." "Mr Cecil Beaton." "Morning." "Morning." "Oh, those are photographers." "This is a rather charming tea boy." "Studio three." "Top of the stairs." "The small one." "Thanks." "What a drip." "Bailey." "Bailey what?" "I mean, what Bailey?" "Just Bailey." "Gosh." "OK." "Yeah." "Have we...?" "Yeah." "You'd forgot your shoes." "Oh, yes." "All right, then." "Acrilan." "SULTRY JAZZ PLAYS" "Hang about, this is marvelous." "Good girl." "Open your mouth slightly." "That left elbow, let it go out more slightly." "That's your right..." "No problem, John." "No!" "Who told you to move?" "Come on, Go back to where you were." "Sorry." "Being very stiff." "Yeah, you are a bit." "That's all right, though." "Kinda looks good on you." "Kinda." "Lose the bag." "Lose the hat." "Lose your gloves." "Lose the earrings." "Really?" "Really." "Sorry." "I thought you were like John French." "Silly studs." "I dunno." "You'd look good in a pearl necklace." "Maybe I could help you out with that?" "THEY LAUGH" "So what part of town you live in, then?" "I don't." "Bucks." "I'm a country girl." "Oh, right." "Head up." "On a sort of a farm." "I see." "That's it." "More." "What do you see?" "Higher." "Do you have a boyfriend, then?" "As a matter of fact." "What's he called?" "Yes." "Again." "He's called Richard du Soixante." "Oh, right." "I got it." "Right, you got what?" "Well, you're MGs and Daddy and chinless wonders, ain't you?" "You don't know anything about me." "I know you're posh." "I'm not posh." "I feed the pigs." "Mm-hm." "And I know you have very, very, very long legs." "Spread 'em, would you?" "And you?" "What are you?" "Apart from happily married?" "Do you like dogs?" "Of course." "We have five." "What sort?" "Two sheepdogs, an Airedale, a Schnauzer and a German Shepherd." "I just got an Afghan." "KETTLE WHISTLES" "Fancy a cup of tea?" "See, what you want, doll, is to work with the best and then pick the best of them." "In America, it would be Avedon, Penn, William Klein." "In America, it would all be different." "Who's your booker?" "You need a new booker." "All right." "What we'll do is get you a nice do, a nice outfit." "You want your hair up, though." "Want to see them eyes." "We'll do you some nice pics, good pics, something they haven't seen before." "We'll start next Monday and I'll pick you up." "Want milk in that or do you like it like an old sock?" "Which are you?" "Which am I what?" "The best, or what?" "Oh, me?" "Well, I'm just Bailey." "I don't get no complaints, though." "HE LAUGHS" "ENGINE ROARS" "He said a Sunbeam doesn't go faster than 30!" "He wants to put his bloody foot down!" "THEY LAUGH" "Well, that's your pictures sorted." "What do we do now, then?" "Right, well, if you drop me off at Wandsworth Town, then I can catch the Waterloo train to..." "Bailey, no." "What?" "You don't look frigid." "You don't look faithful." "Well, if it's undying love you're after, maybe Mr Richard the Nice Boyfriend can supply?" "ENGINE STARTS" "As long as you're happy." "ENGINE REVS" "Kiss me again." "Just kissing." "Till I know you better." "All right, then." "If you want." "Done that, done that..." "Oh, Bailey, we need someone for Brides magazine." "All right, chief." "Here we go." "Big smile." "It's your wedding." "Dad, on jump, I want you to fling your hand up when you're jumping." "All right, give it a go." "One, two, three, jump!" "There you go." "That's it, that's it." "Remember, lips open." "That's it, lovely." "That's it, that's it there." "Great." "Keep going." "Again." "Lovely." "I guess I should take you home, then?" "Not... immediately." "Can I trust you?" "Mainly." "BIRDS TWEET" "Oh, hello, dear." "Where's Dad?" "Up the hayfield, I think." "Want a cup of tea?" "Mum." "Mm?" "My friend's here." "Bailey." "In the barn." "It was late and I said he could kip there." "Your friend, the married one?" "Oh, dear..." "Shit!" "HORSE NEIGHS" "DOGS BARK" "Shiiiiit!" "Shit!" "Bailey!" "Lovely jam, Mrs Shrimpton." "Thank you, uh...?" "David." "David." "Any more toast, "David?"" "Ha-ha." "JEAN GIGGLES" "Daddy." "Hi." "Um, this is my friend." "It was late and... this is Bailey." "Get out." "I said out." "GET OUT, DAMN YOU!" "BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT!" "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "It's just, it's just the way he is." "Big fucker, your dad, ain't he?" "You are not going to live here if you are seeing a married man." "But it's my home." "What do you think's going to happen to you?" "To us?" "To Chrissie now?" "I don't..." "I haven't worked as hard as this from nothing... nothing!" "I haven't worked all these years to raise a daughter who was a slut." "Now either you never see him again, or you get out and stay out." "Dad." "I'm 18." "I have a job." "I can do what I like." "I won't stop seeing him just cos you..." "You'd better go then, hadn't you?" "And we thought you were the good one." "Right." "Right." "Mum." "Take it!" "Oh, Bailey." "Bailey, you said we were going for a walk!" "Come on, you look beautiful." "That's it, lovely." "I'm not dressed for it." "Look at this trench coat!" "Don't worry about your coat." "Beautiful." "That's it, don't move, don't move." "Just stay, that's it." "Jean, you look beautiful." "Woo!" "There you are!" "Woo!" "Lovely." "Beautiful, gorgeous." "That's it." "Straight at me, look straight at me." "David will be here hopefully any minute." "So we have Shop Hound, the knitwear thing, the Hits and Misses spread..." "The cover with Enid Boulting." "The portrait of Zeffirelli, and Paulene Stone and the squirrel in the Express." "Innovation is our metier but I don't think we're really looking for the Tufty Club, are we?" "KNOCK ON THE DOOR" "Oh, David." "Do sit down." "David, you'll be aware that Lady Clare has been running the Young Idea section to showcase some of the more youthful styles and we have an upcoming lead we thought you might like to take a shot at." ""Young Idea goes West"." "West?" "What?" "Reading?" "Basingstoke?" "No." "New York." "Who's wearing the frocks?" "We're thinking of Nicole de Mesier." "Well, you've got to use Jean." "Jean Shrimpton, she's terrific." "She'd be great for New York." "She did Brides last year..." "Got sort of a beatnik thing." "Just because you're bonking her doesn't make her any good." "That's not the point." "The point is she is the most beautiful, captivating thing" "I've ever laid eyes on." "In love, are we?" "It's in the pics." "She's got it." "I've never seen anything like it." "She doesn't have a bad angle." "You want new, you want young, you want anything remotely near the 20th century possessed of actual functioning sexual equipment, she's your girl." "I won't do it with anyone else." "Really?" "Really." "It's her, or you can stuff it." "You do realise this a lead feature?" "Absolutely." "So we should get it right." "Ah." "So," "Miss Shrimpton, perhaps, as the model..." "No." "Come on, John." "She doesn't look remotely like a Vogue model." "I've never seen anyone so plain." "Why not give it a little try?" "Well, only on the strict understanding that if we don't like it we'll... shoot it again." "Not with you." "She will not stand in that way on the street in New York." "What way?" "That way." "Legs akimbo." "Why not?" "Because it's not the way a lady stands." "On the street it will seem experienced, vulgar." "Open for business." "If you want innocent, maybe I should have her holding a bloody teddy bear in every shot?" "Maybe you should." "Oh, Mr Bailey?" "Congratulations, enjoy your trip, and remember you are representing Vogue magazine." "You will not wear your leather jacket in the St Regis Hotel." "Understood?" "Oh, Clare, thank you, darling, for the gardenias." "They are just perfect." "PLANE TAKES OFF" "Mr Bailey?" "I just wanted to touch on a couple of items." "You can touch what you like, Lady C." "Did you receive your latest shoot itinerary?" "Yeah." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Though frankly," "I could have read any photo feature on New York in the past 20 years and it would've been the same." "Indeed?" "Well, to shoot blah blah blah fashions against blah blah blah classic backdrops, the Empire State, New York Library, Brooklyn Bridge..." "Have you ever been to New York, Mr Bailey?" "Well, I have." "Many times." "And I can attest it's the most thrillingly modern city, largely unfamiliar with many of our readers." "Now, with these particular clothes..." "Yeah, the shmutter." "What about the clothes?" "Well..." "They wouldn't upset your mum, would they?" "Why on earth would I want to upset anyone's mum?" "I thought we were Vogue magazine's Young Idea?" "Where's the Young bit?" "I mean, that coat, that silly white dress..." "I suppose you would have it all leather and sunglasses?" "Yeah, shades might help." "A lady does not wear "shades"." "So it ain't young, and it ain't got an idea." "Mr Bailey." "David." "We should be friends this week." "I should be your best friend, because I'm the nice one and one day I'll be editor-in-chief of this magazine and I'll be deciding whether you're hired or fired." "Really?" "Yes, really." "Because what do you know about fashion?" "You don't know anything about fashion." "I heard your father was a tailor's man and your mother was, what?" "A machinist?" "A factory girl?" "You are working for Vogue magazine." "You could learn something, IF you follow the instructions, Mr Bailey." "Cut to the pattern." "Oh, and just as soon as you can do ditch this ridiculous girl." "I hear that's something you really are quite good at." "Could I have another blanket, please?" "Yes, Your Ladyship." "And a little more Sancerre." "Certainly, madam." "My ashtray is full." "I'll empty it." "Is it true, then?" "What?" "That you're quite good at ditching girls?" "Only when I've completely used them up and spat them out like a dry husk." "HE YAWNS" "Lady Clare?" "Lady Clare!" "Hi, I'm Larry Schwarz." "Welcome, welcome." "I've been assigned to you by the Conde Nast Logistics and Transportation Office." "Mrs Vreeland sends compliments and invites you all to her Friday soiree." "I am here to assist in your orientation around..." "Mr Schwarz." "Yes?" "Larry." "It may be happy hour here, but back in civilisation, it's 2am, I have a headache the size of Gloucestershire, and I have just had to wait in THE most ugly custom halls imaginable because of the thoughtlessness of an idiot girl." "They were only dog-worming pills." "Oh, that's terrible." "You know, for my dog." "I'm so sorry to hear that..." "If you speak a syllable again during the entire process of checking in," "I will have you fired from Conde Nast so swiftly you will not draw breath in the Graybar building again." "Now, carry my bags, find me some cigarettes, and shut up." "Imbecilic, stupid girl..." "Follow me." "MUSIC: "I Only Have Eyes For You" sung by Ella Fitzgerald" "♪ I only have eyes for you" "♪ Dear" "♪ The moon may be high" "♪ But I can't see a thing in the sky" "♪ Cos I only have eyes" "♪ For you" "♪ I don't know if we're in a garden" "♪ Or on a crowded avenue" "♪ You are here, so am I" "♪ Maybe millions of people go by" "♪ But they all disappear from view" "♪ And I only have eyes for you!" "♪" "A whole week." "No daddy." "No wife." "Do you think the springs'll last?" "♪ I don't know if we're in a garden" "♪ Or on a crowded avenue... ♪" "Jesus!" "There's a bleeding telly in a hotel room!" "Later." "♪ Maybe millions of people go by" "♪ But they all disappear from view... ♪" "Oh, Bailey." "It's so tall!" "Didn't I say?" "Didn't I?" "Look, darling!" "We're in New York!" "We are!" "God, we are!" "Yeah, that's right, tosh." "Egg and chips." "As in fish and chips." "As in saveloy and chips." "As in chips and chips." "We're English." "Sorry." "We mean fries." "Do you mind awfully?" "Right." "What?" "What, Bailey?" "What on earth did I ever see in you?" "Excuse me!" "Mr Bailey!" "Mr Bailey." "What?" "You know quite well what." "You're pointing in the wrong direction." "Really?" "Over there, model." "Over here, no model." "I think I'm pointing in the right direction." "I mean, the girl should be over here." "It's not about the girl." "Well, on that we CAN agree." "It's certainly not about the girl." "It's about the fashions." "It's about the mid-price spring season ladies' fashion the editors of Vogue have decided to showcase against the sophisticated backdrop of New York." "Pace, morning one, item one:" "The famous stone sculptured lions in front of the famous New York Public Library in this precise direction here." "And while you're about it, I would be obliged if you'd show off the exceptionally fine stitching on the lapel." "No." "Sorry?" "No." "You're wrong." "It's not about the poxy clothes." "It's about the street, in actual fact." "It's about... the noise." "It's about that drunk guy over there." "It's about the steam." "It's about that big plastic sign that says Twist which will appear three to four inches above Jean's head in the magazine spread." "It's about... the vibe!" "Jean!" "Head up!" "Bit more." "Down with the bear." "That's it." "Give us a profile." "Yeah." "Up a bit." "Too much." "Into the light." "Little smile." "Come on." "That's not the way you looked at me at 3am." "I've never heard anything so ridiculous." "That's it." "Done." "Done?" "We're done." "What's next?" "Midtown?" "Or can we have a cup of bloody coffee?" "I'm freezing me tits off!" "He hasn't even brought out a tripod." "We haven't done anything we wanted to do." "So was that OK?" "Yeah, yeah, of course." "Taxi!" "How can we be done?" "Look at her." "She looks like a tramp with those circles under her eyes." "What on earth is that you're using?" "It's a Pentax S3." "A tourist camera?" "No." "An amateur camera?" "That depends who's holding it, doesn't it?" "Are you seriously telling me you intend to shoot the rest of the morning on that thing?" "Rest of the week, if I can help it." "Mr Bailey, I'm not an idiot." "What about the reduction in quality?" "There will be no reduction in quality." "There will be a change in quality." "The negative area produced by a medium format camera is several times the size of what can be produced on that thing." "Our results are going to be grainy, blurry..." "Energetic..." "Hurried..." "Fresh, young..." "Real..." "Cheap..." "Vibrant..." "Grubby..." "Instant..." "Messy and alive." "Does anyone remember alive?" "That's the one before dead." "I'm sure we'll still end up with some snaps." "Who asked you?" "Is this it?" "Is this the big idea?" "You and her?" "Oh." "Sorry." "I thought you were supposed to be special, not some snapper with a jumped-up convent girl in tow." "Well, "Shrimp" is right." "Wet, pink and needs dressing." "Come on, Larry." "Leave him to his bit on the side." "Bailey!" "What have you got me into?" "I'll bloody take it off if you want." "She's right, Bailey, I'm just your little bit on the side, aren't I?" "Will you give it a rest?" "What do you want from me?" "Confetti?" "KNOCK AT DOOR" "Good morning, Your Ladyship." "We've got the first contacts... and the, uh, document you wanted was telefaxed through, so..." "Well, one or two teething problems, but..." "Was there anything else in particular...?" "What?" "No-one." "Nothing I haven't handled a hundred times." "And I think things are about to be straightened out." "Oh, is that the little darlings?" "Oh, have they just come in from their walk?" "Oh, good." "And the children?" "You feeling better?" "Mm-hm." "Good." "Cos you made your bags even bigger than ever with all that fuss and crying." "We got shots to do." "Big shots." "Can't work with a bleeding panda." "Well, you'd better look after your bleeding panda, then, hadn't you?" "Another egg and chips, Al." "Good morning." "Sleep well?" "You are required, under contract, to provide photographic services of a quality commensurate with" "Conde Nast publications in general, and Vogue magazine in particular, and to "provide these services" ""as directed by appropriate senior editorial staff."" "Commensurate means..." "I know what it means." "And senior staff means me." "Now, I'm going to assume that you don't quite yet wish to resign your contract..." "Very well." "Today we are scheduled to shoot Miss Shrimpton in front of the United Nations Plaza in the suede battledress pullover." "In keeping with the grandeur of the architecture, you will use a tripod, she will appear elegant..." "And you want it delivered on medium format." "Yes, I do, Mr Bailey, just like every other photograph in Vogue magazine." "All right, then." "It is more than all right." "It is correct." "Just one thing." "Yes?" "Is it possible that Jean could wear sunglasses?" "Just this once?" "I suppose she might, Bailey, in a limited amount of exposures." "It is rather bright out and about today." "Well, see you there." "Door, Larry, door." "One step ahead, Larry, one step ahead." "Thank you." "What are you up to?" "Nothing..." "Mrs Vreeland, congratulations on the new appointment!" "Oh, you know, new broom!" "And how are you enjoying your stay, Lady Rendlesham?" "Oh, well, photographer and model already..." "Pas de change." "Nothing we haven't dealt with a thousand times." "Be sure to see me Friday." "Friday it is." "The dress size is absolutely wonderful." "Taxi, please." "Now, the scarf, I think, is the absolute piece de resistance." "Ah!" "Now, aren't they wonderful?" "I do love shopping in New York." "Thank you very much." "Here you go, keep the change." "Lady Clare." "Hello?" "What on earth are you doing?" "I'm shooting Jean in front of the UN building using a tripod." "Yes, but this thing's in the way." "Not really." "Oh, no, yes, really." "Yes, positively." "It's in the way." "Well, I can see through it." "Can you, Jean?" "Uh, yes." "I can see through it." "I don't want to see through it." "If I wanted to see though a filthy fence" "I'd have gone to a filthy scrapyard." "Good idea." "Larry, see if there are any scrapyards within a cab ride of here." "OK, sure." "Larry, do no such thing!" "OK, sure." "Mr Bailey, I appeal to you, omit the fence." "Commit it?" "Omit it." "O-mit it?" "Yes, leave it out." "Oh, I couldn't do that." "Why not, pray tell?" "Because it's symbolic." "Symbolic... of what?" "Old, rusty, been around a long time, no use any more, needs to be torn down." "Do I have to draw you a picture?" "Erm..." "Right, if we've finished at this location, I think we can move on." "We've got several more to complete..." "You're not even shooting on a proper camera." "Oh, don't worry, I'll get you your medium format." "Quite how?" "How?" "Because I'm a bloody magician." "Abra-bloody-cadabra!" "I'm going to telephone London about you." "Suit yourself." "I'm going to speak to the editor..." "Old girls united!" "...about you and her." "Don't think you'll be invited to Mrs Vreeland's soiree on Friday night..." "Shame." "...and I strongly suggest you complete your schedule." "The Empire State and the park before lunch." "Larry!" "I got you your..." "Never mind about the ruddy tea, just get me to the hotel, man!" "Taxi!" "Bye!" "She's not pleased, Bailey." "She'll make a lot of trouble." "Why are you doing this?" "Because it's important." "Because I hate her." "I hate all of them." "Bailey, if you hate them so much, why do you want to be one of them?" "You what?" "You know what I mean." "You don't have to do this." "You could do something else." "If you think..." "If you think I want to be one of them, one of them stuck-up twats..." "All I'm saying is..." "Jesus Christ!" "I wonder why I even brung you here!" "All I'm..." "Look, if you've got a problem, why don't you go home to daddy and cry about it?" "I can't." "Remember?" "I'm the cheap tart who's having an affair with a married man." "I can never go home ever again." "And you drag me out here and put me on bloody trial." "And if she hates me, which she does, and you hate me, which you obviously do too, then I have no bloody idea what will happen to me in my life at all!" "At all!" "You forgot your bloody teddy!" "TELEPHONE RINGS Hello?" "'Caller, we have your international collect call to" "London, England.' Yes, yes." "'Connecting you now.'" "'Hello?" "'" "Hello, is that Miss Garland's office?" "No, Clare, it's John Parsons," "'It's past five." "Ailsa's gone." "'Oh, I saw your telex about Bailey.'" "He's frightful, John." "He really is." "Low." "Rude." "There is a right way to conduct things and he is not subscribing to it in the least, he, and the girl." "He's not even shooting on proper..." "'He does have a certain raw talent.'" "Sorry, how did he do this?" "I don't know, your ladyship." "How the hell is he turning them into proper film?" "As long as he's delivering in the appropriate way..." "You should see these shots." "I'm having them expressed to you." "Of course." "Listen, Clare, I'll make some calls." "Do try and work together in the meantime." "But he's impossible." "And this girl..." "Remember, Clare, we need this session." "If you don't feel able to complete it..." "I warned you about her." "Shall I speak to Ailsa?" "You dare, John!" "I'll handle this." "Very well." "Make sure Ailsa receives them." "She will agree with me." "Jean!" "What?" "You know I think you're beautiful?" "Hardly." "No, I do." "I think you're amazing." "You're Jean Shrimpton." "I can't take my eyes off you." "You have the longest, most elegant neck the most intense eyes." "You have a spine like a swan and the most gorgeous hands I've ever seen." "You have the longest legs a fantastic bum." "Every time I see your toes, I want to kiss them." "I don't have any bosoms." "You're perfect." "You're Jean." "I can't do this without you, girl." "Bailey!" "What?" "!" "You look great." "Can't I take some snaps?" "This place is great." "But what if she finds out?" "Won't she mind we're not at the Empire..." "She can't say nothing." "We're on lunch." "There you are, Mr Bailey." "All in medium format now." "Thanks, Al." "You're welcome." "Nice job." "No." "Maybe." "No!" "Never." "No." "No!" "Not good enough, no!" "Ah, Jean." "Could us girls have a little chat?" "I feel neglectful." "Here we are in one of the chic-est cities in the world, and I have spent no time at all showing you the best of the place, or my special access to everything it has to offer." "This is..." "Lanvin." "They gave it to me at Glamour yesterday." "You should try it..." "It suits you!" "...when you feel like being a lady." "All right, be difficult." "I expect that's what they taught you at secondary modern." "What do you want?" "I'm having a little man-trouble, sweetie." "This, I suspect, we do have in common." "Mmm?" "Not quite responding how you'd like either, is he?" "Thing is, we've wandered a little off-piste as far as the job's concerned." "Do you ski?" "Of course not." "But you should be very clear that if we stray this far off the path, one of us is going to get fired." "Me?" "You?" "Him?" "Now, do you want it to happen to him?" "Do you?" "Just when he's doing so well?" "Do you have any opinions about this?" "Do you?" "SCREAMS" "Why can he not actually see, why can he not actually understand, that I am an innovator?" "!" "That I am the only one at that ruddy magazine who can see... who can actually see where things are going?" "And to be treated like I'm some super-annuated Edwardian battleship..." "I do apologise." "We're all a long way from home and..." "Leave it with me." "Give me ten minutes." "Should I follow?" "Yes, Larry, yes, do." "I come bearing a flag of truce." "You mean her." "I mean her." "She means her." "Like she can't talk for herself." "Like you have to go helping her." "What is this, posh girls stick together?" "Miss Jean Shrimpton shows her true colours..." "You know... at the bottom of it, I think she's hurt." "So?" "So... fashion isn't just a job for her." "It's her birthright." "She's supposed to inherit the job of deciding what's beautiful, and what's not, from all the other pure-bred old ladies who went before her and maybe..." "we're the end." "Bailey, me, you, us mongrels." "We're just the end of all that." "It wouldn't hurt to be a little nicer." "What DOES she want?" "She wants a proper picture at the UN, just one, like in the plan." "God, I need a coffee." "What sort of picture?" "Non-specific, but without a chain-link fence." "Please." "Tell her all right." "Bailey, I knew you were a softie." "Yeah, that's me all right." "Bailey?" "Bailey, are you sure about this?" "Absolutely!" "But..." "But nothing." "I can't see an old chain-link fence anywhere." "Can you, Larry?" "No, no, I don't see a chain-link fence... probably because of the great big sign about dog poop." "After I'd personally appealed to you..." "Look, you can't blame her." "It was me." "It was my fault." "We have to have a talk, don't we, David?" "Because whilst I might be able to overlook a small lapse or two, even perhaps find humorous your campaign of juvenile defiance..." "I think it's pretty obvious you've gone too far." "Now, I don't suppose you and I are ever going to agree on the nature of beauty, or elegance, or anything important we're here to shoot, so let's agree on some changes instead." "I'm not changing nothing." "In which case, I'm not saying she has no redeeming features... and I've tried very hard to like her, but as one professional to another, we have to save this assignment and something has to give." "Now, if you are going to insist on this grubby verité..." "I've already been recommended a number of professional girls all with... much more acceptable looks... several of which whom I'm sure will be available immediately." "Is this a joke?" "Am I laughing, Mr Bailey?" "You still don't get it, do you?" "What Jean's got." "What all those other bloody bints don't even come close to." "Then perhaps you'd like to alter some other aspect of the shoot personnel?" "You don't want Jean." "Up yours." "Your ladyship, I want to apologise for my behaviour and I also want to reassure you that they'll never be an incident like that again." "Good." "She's a bloody good model." "I ain't going to work with no-one else." "Mr Bailey?" "Alexander Lieberman." "I'm the senior creative director over here." "Can we talk?" "Walked out on her, huh?" "Well, OK, fine." "It doesn't matter, then." "What?" "What don't matter?" "I gotta say it, Mr Bailey, your pictures need more direction." "You're all over the place." "Now, I've had Clare Rendlesham on the phone about your choice of model and I've been hearing some pretty hair-raising stories about the situation here..." "Who wants to see stiff birds standing in stiff poses that no-one's ever stood in in their lives?" "Well, no-one." "But you want to be William Klein?" "You want to be Dick Avedon?" "You're going to have to do better than sticking two English fingers up to your fashion editor." "I just want to make something alive!" "Then go farm chickens, son." "This here is fashion." "It's a serious business involving serious people." "Frankly, I'd have fired you a while ago." "Now, look, mate." "First her, now you!" "Look at what?" "I don't get it with you." "You're good." "You could be really good..." "No!" "Boring, boring, boring." "Who else doesn't want to work at Vogue any more?" "DOOR SLAMS ..but you got to pick your battles a bit better." "Bailey?" "I blame Picasso." "When I saw Picasso, I thought if you can do that, you can do anything." "But maybe you can't." "Maybe I can't." "What happened?" "Is it about her?" "What do you want to do?" "I don't know what I want to do." "I have no idea." "None." "Why is it so important to beat Lady Clare?" "Cos I've been fighting her all my bleeding life." "You're too posh to understand." "I am not POSH!" "I am not posh any more than you are, David Royston Bailey." "I am me and sometimes when you go head-to-head with that stupid woman," "I wonder if you even know I'm there." "Oh, I know you're there, all right." "Christ, do I know you're bloody there!" "I can't exactly miss you, can I?" "What is it?" "What's the matter, Bailey?" "I sort of walked out." "You what?" "She didn't like what... we were doing." "We?" "You mean me." "You stupid man!" "You absolute bloody idiot!" "You know I..." "I'd do anything for you." "Anything!" "I don't care." "I really don't care." "But you do!" "Where is she?" "Is she here at the hotel?" "Jean..." "Thank you." "Whatever you want, name it." "I'll do anything." "Be anything." "Just let him do his job." "Lovely!" "I think we'll do Fifth Avenue." "Now that's it now." "Now roll your shoulder a bit." "That's it, a little lean." "Now into the window." "Yeah, we're not quite there." "Stupid bloody hairdo!" "Very elegant, a little higher with the teddy bear." "Well, today is going well." "Yes." "A little more lapel, please, Miss Shrimpton." "Perfect, done." "Right, now..." "Hold it there, darling." "Mr Bailey!" "Come on, Bailey, we'll get through this, it's all right." "I don't want to be all right." "I didn't come all this way for it to be all right!" "Now let's do it again, and maybe this time the bags underneath your bloody eyes won't show up so bloody much." "Right, well, one more little job left to do." "The Brooklyn Bridge, Larry." "I'm freezing." "Stupid thing's stuck to my hand." "Where's the view, Mr Bailey?" "What?" "The view?" "What is the point in a bridge, Mr Bailey?" "What is the point in this vast expanse between these two islands, if not to look back at that wonderful vista?" "Like Norman Parkinson did in 1956?" "I'm not here to make postcards." "Sorry, what?" "I said I'm not here to shoot bloody postcards." "No, we're here to do exactly what I tell you to do." "Oh, really?" "Yes, really." "So kindly point it in that direction." "No." "Larry, could you get me a cup of coffee, please?" "OK, sure." "Tea, Larry, China tea." "The bilge they call coffee here is universally vile." "We'll have tea." "OK, yes, Ma'am." "Coffee, Larry." "American fucking coffee." "Mmm hmm." "All right then, Jean, here we go." "I order you to turn around." "Get off." "Do it, now." "Get the fuck off, you stupid, stuck-up bitch!" "That's it." "That is it." "You're fired." "I'll have your contract incinerated." "Jean, head up." "You'll never work for Conde Nast EVER again." "I said higher." "Are you bloody listening to me?" "Down with the bear." "I knew it!" "Bailey..." "Bailey..." "Bailey, please." "Conde Nast was..." "Bailey." "And we are not in Hanover bloody Square any more." "Bailey, please." "You want to know who runs me and you?" "Mrs bloody Vreeland." "That's who." "Runs?" "Owns!" "There's a new world coming, with new rules, where people will be applauded and will be beautiful not because of who their daddy was, but because of who they are, here and now, in front of the camera!" "You're dead and gone, you and all your hoity-toity pals." "You just don't bloody know it yet!" "Lady Clare, the concession was shut so no tea or coffee, I'm sorry." "We are leaving, Larry." "Thank Christ for that!" "Go polish your fucking tiara!" "Jean?" "Jean?" "Oh, shit." "Jean, Jean, darling Jean." "PHONE RINGS" "Hello, Ailsa Garland." "Thank God." "I've been ringing and ringing all week." "Yes, it's about him." "Ailsa, he is just impossible, he is an upstart of the worst, worst sort." "His ego!" "He doesn't even know how to frame a shot." "He has no culture, he has no restraint." "He insists on using his girlfriend, some snub-nosed parvenu, who shudders and shakes through every shot, the decors..." "He just wants to rub us in the filth he finds on every street corner." "And he seems to think being ridiculously young is some justification!" "I..." "I have to insist that he is removed..." "Oh, you have?" "Yes, they arrived yesterday." "Oh!" "That's marvelous." "That's wonderful." "Well, now you have the proof." "Now you can see." "You can see for yourselves how appalling..." "Clare, darling..." "listen to me very carefully." "Really?" "Of course." "Consider it done." "Thank you, Ailsa." "You all right?" "Got a bit chilly up there." "I'm sorry." "Nice pics, though." "My last for that magazine." "Yeah, well." "We gave her what for, didn't we?" "We showed the posh old tart." "You hungry?" "You... something else?" "You... ticked off?" "Don't be like that, Jean." "Let's go eat." "See a movie." "Have a giggle." "I'll get you a nice towel." "Take care of you." "No, you won't." "Yeah." "Of course I will." "No." "Because it's always me that does the changing, isn't it?" "The clothes, the hair..." "They make me different somehow." "Like a dressing-up doll." "But you..." "You don't change, do you?" "I haven't changed you a bit." "None of this has." "I don't think you feel the same way about me as I do about you." "You're too selfish and proud and..." "entirely yourself, to manage it." "And I need you to, Bailey." "I want..." "I deserve someone who feels the same way about me as I do about them." "So if you don't, then... that's it." "Isn't it?" "I'll take care of you, all right?" "Fuck 'em." "Fuck 'em all." "I love you, Jean." "I always have." "Oh, Bailey." "Ready." "Have you changed something?" "I suppose." "It just felt..." "like me." "Yeah." "Yes, it is." "It's just like you." "Come on, let's say goodbye to Al before we go." "Well, Good Housekeeping pays more." "Pet Fancier's Gazette pays more." "Ain't really about the money, though, is it?" "No." "No, it's not." "Nice day for it, your highness." "Bit bright, maybe?" "Shut up, you little shit, and shoot whatever trashy nonsense you have in mind, so we can get out of this godforsaken latrine and back to civilisation." "What, we're staying?" "We're not fired?" "You are to complete the assignment." "There is, apparently a refreshing vitality and youthfulness in the material conducive to newer and younger readers of Vogue." "And she..." "she apparently... she is beautiful." "Sorry." "I'm a bit Mutt and Jeff." "She's... what?" ""Beautiful"." "Yeah, she bloody is!" "One little problem." "I trashed the negs." "We have nothing." "Unless..." "you sent some copies home to Matron?" "Larry - egg and chips all round!" "Cola, pancakes, pumpkin pie." "Egg and chips, four egg and chips." "Cola, pumpkin pie." "And an English tea for Lady Clare." "And English Breakfast if you have that." "No, tea!" "That is a tea." "Lady Clare, come on love." "The one building in the entire city of New bloody York without an elevator to the roof!" "Oh, great." "Now he gets serious..." "Right here we go, Jean, head up." "Lovely." "Mrs Vreeland, I must apologise for the unkempt appearance of..." "But they are adorable!" "England... has... arrived!" "Now this is exactly what I have been telling all you people about." "This is NOW!" "Are you two married?" "Don't you think they should be married?" "It would be so chic..." "I don't know about that." "Maybe you picked the right battle after all." "Call me." "Would you like me to introduce you?" "Sure." "I'm from the country." "Bucks." "Bucks." "Bucks." "What is that - dollars?" "Bailey, you want to know this woman, OK?" "Hello, all right?" "So why do I wanna know you, then?" "Where did you find it?" "It was left over from the shoot." "It's from Quant." "Mary Quant." "Mary what?" "Mary Quant." "MUSIC: "Love Me Do" By The Beatles" "♪ Love, love me do... ♪" "What the hell is this rubbish?" "I don't know, some pop person." "Cliff Richard, probably." "Skiffle?" "I hate pop." "And skiffle." "If I never have to shoot a bloody pop star again, it'll be too soon." "I tell ya, this is going to be the best jazz decade ever." "Mr Bailey." "Lady Clare?" "We should talk..." "Perhaps I could offer you some form of representation." "♪ .." "Love me do... ♪" "Jolly well done!"