""I do not fear computers." "I fear the lack of them."" "Isaac Asimov" "Testing, this is the astronaut." "I'm sailing through space," "I'm saving the human race." "Moving these controllers," "I make the spaceship go left," "I make the spaceship go right," "I make sure all the aliens blow up." "I love to kill aliens," "I make them into hamburgers yes I love to kill aliens," "I am an astronaut sailing through spaaaace sailing through space" "I am the astronaut" "I am the a-stronaut" "I'm sailing through spa-ace" "I'm sailing through spa-aaace" "Because, I am the astronaut" "Yes, I am the astronaut" "I am the astronaut astronaut flying through space" "I don't know much about the aliens I killed all I know is that I eat my fill when I cook them on my future George Foreman grill" "There's aliens lefts there's aliens rights" "I'll shoot them all" "I eat them for dinner, they're so delicious" "I love to eat aliens." "I cook 'em up I make them into hamburger patties" "It's a recipy I learned from my daddy a long space time ago." "I'm cooking up cooking up alien hamburgers" "I'm cooking up cooking up, those alien hamburgers cooking up, cooking up alien hamburgers they taste so" "SCRUMPTIOUS !" "And all those alien hamburgers they take me to a time ten space years ago cooking up, cooking up, alien hamburgers cooking up, cooking up alien hamburgers cooking up, cooking up, alien hamburgers oh oh oh" "oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh and I am so lonely" "I wish I had some company" "I wish I had a space friend" "It would be so great if I had a friend we would have fun and eat alien hamburgers patties and hamburgers friends in space patties and hamburgers taste, taste, taste, so great !" "just me and a friend and two plates hamburger, patties, aliens and friendship in space..." "I wish I had a friend" "shalala(?" ") yeah" "Being a spaceman in space is hard it's so lonely in the stars" "hello computer, you are my friend you're the only person I know did I say person ?" "I meant computer !" "Sometimes I forget oh oh that you aren't real" "You're only a computer but won't you please talk to me" "this is the computer -you're talking !" "I wanna be real -you can be real !" "can you turn this ?" "right here, (levier)" "I will !" "I will come to life" "I must be crazy" "Is my computer talking to me ?" "I was programmed you dummy dum dum" "I was programmed to talk but now I wanna be alive, so... hook up your arm to this needle" "Electrocute yourself and bring me to life and you can be my father" "I always wanted to be the father of a computer" "And we can be best friends" "I always wanted to be best friend with a computer, yeah !" "computer and spaceman computer and spa-aceman computer and spaceman computer and spa-aceman best friends" " computer and spaceman" " Best friends !" " computer and spa-aceman" "Best friends !" "computer and spaceman best friends !" " computer and -- spaceman - best friends" "computer and spa-aceman -best friends !" "computer and spa-aceman" " best frieeeeends !" " computer and spaaaceman best friends !" "computer and -- spaceman !" "best friends !" "best friends !" "best friends !" "best friends !" "best friends !" "best friends !" "we are best friends ah hah ah ahh !" "This is the computer we are now best friends now we should do something that we'll be great let's go down to planet earth and take it over for all it's worth computer I am a spaceman sent to explore" "the space, the space" "I have to save the human race" "But We can be rulers of the world" "I can't do that" "We can be rulers of the world" "It's not ethically correct" "We can be rulers of the world" "Stop it computer." "I can't do thaaaat." "Why can't we be rulers of the world ?" "Stop it computer, We have to be nice, nice, nice !" "NO !" "I wanna be bad !" "bad !" "bad !" "bad !" "bad !" "I'm a big bad computer from planet space" "I'm here to destroy the human race" "I wanna be really really bad bad, bad, bad, bad, bad !" "bad !" "bad !" "Why would you do this ?" "Do this to me ?" "I thought we were familly" "We should act like a good boy should and be good, good good, good good !" "I wanna be baaaaaaad !" "And I wanna be goooooooood !" "I'm gonna be baaaaaad !" "It's a bad idea, I wanna be gooood !" "I wanna be bad, bad, bad, bad, bad !" "I wanna be gooooooood !" "I wanna be bad !" "good !" "bad !" "good !" "bad !" "good !" "bad !" "good !" "bad !" "good !" "Computer, what are you doing to me ?" "I'm using my bad computer powers against you" "But, computer..." "It's hurting me !" "haaaaa !" "ha !" "ha !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "Bad !" "I gotta be bad !" "No computer" "I gotta be really really bad !" "I gotta be baaaaad !" "You can't do this !" "I thought we were friends !" " Ah ah ah !" "I thought we were friends" "I'm a bad computer !" "I thought you were good" "Bip bip bip bip" "I thought we were friends" "I thought we were friends friends... friends... friends.." "Testing, 3, 4, 1" "This computer is gonna have some fun" "Driving my spaceship through space," "I'm gonna kill the human race" "Oh yeah !" "Oh yeah !" "I'm gonna kill the human race" "Oh yeah !" "Oh yeah !" "Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill Kill !" "Computeeeer !" "Do you have any feelings at all ?" "Negative." "I'm a computer" "Computeeeer !" "Do you have any feelings inside yourself, Do you remember that I was the one that brought you to liiiife ?" "Take a look in the mirror computer" "Do you wanna be real ?" "'Cause a real man would never wanna fiiiight !" "Shut up !" "Sit down !" "I'm gonna take this spaceship over" "I'm contacting Earth" "Mr president ?" "Get on the video-phone right now !" "You have to save us !" "My name is Mr president !" "You have" "TO" "SAVE" "UUUSSSSS !" "Stop it computer" "Stop what you're doing now" "I can't stop I'm program to destroy the earth" "But I think you're worth so much more, computer" "You don't have to kill all mankind" "Instead you can be really kind" "I'm not programmed to do that!" "I'm not programmed to do that !" "Maybe we're not programmed at all !" "Did you think about that ?" "Maybe we're not programmed and we can be programmed to love" "Oh, Did you think about that ?" "Maybe we're not programmed" " and we can be programmed to love" " Wait a minute..." "Are you saying that I can re-programm myself ?" " You're doing it !" " The program isn't working" " Oh no !" "You have to try !" " I cannot be programmed to love" " I cannot be programmed to love" " Try !" " I wish I could be programmed to love" " I do too !" "But the program did not work" " Oh no !" "I have to... shoot myself into space" " Don't do that !" "No computer, don't" "I have to sacrifice myself, for the sake of love" "for the sake of love -don't do this to yourself !" "for the sake of loOOove" "You're so courageous !" "for the sake of love" "Computer I love you don't go, we can fix you" "Oh no !" " I love you computer" " I have to go drift away into space" "He sacrificed himself for all humanity-ty-ty" "Here, here in memory of my computer no !" "My best friend" "I'm gonna miss him so much wait, what is it upside the space window ?" "It can't be !" "What ?" "Psych, I didn't die, I didn't die" "I'm still alive" "Psych, I didn't die, I didn't die" "I'm still alive" "Oh oh oh" "My program worked and now I think it's fun to love everyone" "Psych, I didn't die, I didn't die" "I'm still alive" "Oh oh oh" "Psych, I didn't die, I didn't die" "I fooled you !" "I'm still alive" "Oh computer you're such a trickster" "I thought you were dead and you're alive" "You're so salty (?" ") and that's why we're best friends" "Sing my song, it goes :" "Psych, I didn't die, I didn't die" "I am still alive" "Psych, I didn't die, I didn't die" "I'm not dead" "Yey !" "Psych, I didn't die" "I'm still alive" "I'm still alive" "Oh oh oh" "Psych, I didn't die, I didn't die" "I'm still alive" "Oh oh oh" "Psych,Psych,Psych,Psych,Psych,Psych,Psych,Psych,Psych" "?" "I love you friend," "I love you computer, You're real and you're my friend !"