"Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for valentines." "good luck." " Thank you." "You'll need it." "You didn't have to say that!" "[SIGHS]" "[unintelligible]" "She said my name." "Did you hear that?" "Did you hear how she said my name?" "Of course she said your name." "She was calling the roll." "But it's more than that." "I feel that Miss Othmar really likes me." "you're just another student." "I have the feeling I'm somebody special." "[unintelligible] ma'am?" "[unintelligible]" "Miss Othmar." "I'd be glad to." "Thrillville." "See?" "I told you." "Miss Othmar must like me." "It's a privilege to be selected to pound erasers." "Some privilege." "This is a privilege and an honor." "[COUGHING]" "[IN STRAINED VOICE] I could die from all this honor." "and still never get a valentine." "Valentine?" "That's it!" "I'll get Miss Othmar the biggest valentine there is!" "That'll show her how I feel about her." "[PLAYING BEETHO VEN'S PIANO SONATA NO. 20 IN G MAJOR]" "It says here that it is probable that the valentine was the first of all greeting cards." "The paper valentine dates from the 16th century." "hand-plated copper plates were produced to meet the large demand." "Schroeder?" "To make the large demand for valentine?" "Valentine's Day was set aside as a lovers' festival." "isn't that romantic?" "A lovers' festival." "Sometimes I think you don't realize that you could lose me." "Are you sure you want to suffer the tortures of a memory of a lost love?" "Do you know the tortures of the memory of a lost love?" "It's awful!" "It will haunt you night and day!" "You'll wake up at night screaming!" "You can't eat!" "You can't sleep!" "You'll wanna smash things!" "You'll hate yourself and the world and everybody in it!" "Ohhhhh." "Are you sure you want to risk losing me?" "a heart-shaped box of candy." "my teacher." "isn't it?" "The amount of money that you spend on a present should be in direct proportion to the amount of affection that you have for that person." "Linus." "It's not a good idea to fall in love with your teacher." "I didn't say I was in love with her." "I merely said I'm very fond of the ground on which she walks." "I have a problem too." "What do you give a man teacher for Valentine's Day?" "How about shaving lotion?" "Do you have any heart-shaped shaving lotion?" " Did you see that?" " What?" "Did you see what Linus bought for me for a Valentine's Day present?" "Fantastic!" "I'll have to get him a good present too." "What can a girl get a young man that would be appropriate?" "How about a bottle of heart-shaped shaving lotion?" "[SNORING] please." " Ahhhh." "please." "please." "please." "Would you please just give me some popcorn?" "[SQUEAKING]" "[GROWLING]" "[CRANKING]" "SKIPPING]" "Today's drama is a love story." "Theirs was a true love." "The adventure began when they set off for the castle in their horse-drawn carriage." "the lovers held hands." "Have you ever been to one of these shows before?" "I can't say that I have." "Then perhaps I should warn you about this first scene." "What first scene?" "When the carriage crosses the swollen river." "Through the forest raced the lovers in their carriage." "I guess." "Across the bridge and up the muddy road." "Muddy road?" "[COUGHING]" "Down the road and through the canyon." "Suddenly the earth rumbled." "It was an avalanche!" "Avalanche?" "[RUMBLING]" "Are you sure you want to see the rest of the show?" "What can happen that is worse?" "Suddenly the lovers in their carriage are attacked by bandits." "thunder rolled overhead..." "[THUNDER CRASHING] no." "The lovers embraced." "True love has conquered." "there's another performance this evening." "Remind me not to come." "Each pupil will bring the valentines that he wants to give and will drop them in this box." "I have a question." "Do they have to be store-bought or can they be homemade?" "please feel free to do so." "[unintelligible]" "I agree." "Sometimes if you really like someone a homemade valentine is very special." "here's my chance to get a valentine." "somebody is sure to give me a valentine." "I just can't do it!" "I don't know how to paste!" "Sally?" " I'm trying to make Linus a valentine." "You should see the big box of candy that he bought me." "I've gotta give him something that's just as good." "Why don't you make him a valentine with your own hands?" "What do you think I've been trying to do?" "I can't even draw a good heart." "fold it and cut out a heart like this:" "Sally." "[MUSIC BO X MUSIC PLAYING]" "Sally." "Let me try." "like this:" "moons... you'll have something very nice." "[SNICKERS]" "[THUD]" "[BOTH CACKLING]" "[SIGHS]" "Okay." "Everybody put your valentines in the box." "Then we'll have our party and refreshments." "Did you see my name on any of those valentines?" "No." "I haven't been paying any attention." "in case I get a lot of valentines I want to have something to carry them in." "I can't get my valentine in the box." "Is it all right if I give it personally?" "is it okay if Linus presents his valentine personally?" "[unintelligible]" "She says it would be delightful." "She said it would be delightful!" "This is gonna be better than I expected." "[WHISPERS] Psst." "Linus." "I made it especially for you." "thanks." "What happened?" "He forgot to give me my box of candy." "I'll get him later with a big smooch." "I wonder if one briefcase will be enough." "Maybe I should have brought another one." "we'll start passing out the valentines." "SCHROEDER:" "One for Lucy and one for Violet." "and one for Phil." "Hey!" "SCHROEDER:" "Where's old Tom?" "One big one for Tom." "Here." "One for Monty." "Where's Monty?" "One for Sally and one for Frieda." "SCHROEDER:" "One for Lee and one for Joanne." "Joanne Lansing." "Where is she?" "What does it say?" "Sweet baby"?" "!" "[READING SLOWLY] How do I love thee?" "Let me count the ways." "I love thee to the depth and breadth and height when feeling out of sight" "For the ends of being and ideal grace." "I love thee to the level of every day's by sun and candle-light." "as men strive for right as they turn from praise." "I love thee with passion put to use and with my childhood's faith." "I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints of all my life." "I shall love thee better after death." "[KISSES NOISlLY] one for Pat." "Where is Pat?" " Let's see." "Here's one for Franklin." " Hey." "How about one for Charlie Brown?" "not yet." "I haven't seen your name yet." "and one for Jill." "Where's Jill?" "One for Linda and Sam." "Where's Sam?" "Charlie Brown." "I'll let you know." "[SIGHS]" "Look at that." "Charlie Brown still hasn't received a valentine." "Did anyone send Charlie Brown a valentine?" "Who would waste a valentine on stupid old Charlie Brown?" "everybody." "Refreshments will be served in the back." "Are you sure there's none for me?" "none." "[BO X CLATTERS]" "Here's my chance." "I'd better give Miss Othmar her Valentine's present." "she's gone." " Gone?" " She left a minute ago for the parking lot." "Here comes Linus and the candy box." "This is the big moment." "My lover-boy approaches with my valentine." "I think I'll pucker up." "What happened?" "Where is he?" "Perhaps he didn't see me." "I had my eyes closed and he didn't see me." "And my box of candy." "He still has my box of candy!" "Where's he going with it?" "you know that shaving lotion you advised me to buy for my teacher?" "I forgot he wears a beard." "pardon me please." "where are you going with your box of candy?" "Miss Othmar's leaving." "There he goes after Miss Othmar." "I just saw her go by with her boyfriend." "he's running to the parking lot." "To Miss Othmar's car." "With my box of candy." "And there's Miss Othmar with her boyfriend." "what will he do now?" "He's just a crazy mixed-up kid." "[FOOTSTEPS APPRO ACHING]" "[CAR DOOR OPENS]" "[CAR DOOR CLOSES]" "[CAR DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES]" "[ENGINE STARTS]" "SHOUTING]" "I spent all my money." "I made a fool of myself." "This one is for love!" "And this one is for valentines!" "This one is for romance!" "This one is for Elizabeth Barrett Browning!" "This is for "How Do I Love Thee?" "This is for...!" "[GULP]" "[THROWING]" "[GULPS]" "[GULPS]" "ooh!" "Ow!" "Whew!" "Pshew!" "[LAUGHING]" "Oh." "Ah!" "GRUNTS]" "another Valentine's Day has come and gone." "I'd give anything if that Little Red-Haired Girl had sent me a valentine." "maybe she did send me one." "Maybe she did send me a valentine and it didn't get here till today!" "Maybe it's in our mailbox right now!" "I'm afraid to look." "I'll be crushed." "if she did send me a valentine..." "I've got to look!" "[LOUD KISS]" "I hate Valentine's Day." "we've been feeling awfully guilty about not giving you a valentine this year." "Here." "I've erased my name from this one." "there." "What do you think you're doing?" "Who do you think you are?" "Where were you yesterday when everyone else was giving out valentines?" "Is kindness and thoughtfulness something you can make retroactive?" "Don't you think he has any feelings?" "You and your friends are the most thoughtless bunch I've ever known." "You don't care anything about Charlie Brown." "You just hate to feel guilty!" "And now you have the nerve to come around one day later and offer him a used valentine just to ease your conscience." "let me tell you something." "Charlie Brown doesn't need your..." "Don't listen to him." "I'll take it." "you know." "either." "Miss Othmar went off with her boyfriend." "She never even knew I had a valentine's gift for her." "maybe it wasn't a total flop for me." "At least they were showing a little thought for me." "Even if it was a used valentine." "At least they care a little bit about me." "maybe this is the start of a trend." "Maybe this is a whole new trend for old Charlie Brown." "Maybe this is the start of something big." "Maybe next year I'll get a whole bunch of valentines." "Maybe next year I'll need three briefcases instead of two." "Charlie Brown." "[ENGLISH SDH]"