"(rock music playing)" "♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪" "♪ Everybody says ♪" "♪ It's just like Robin Hood ♪" "♪ Well, it's plain to see ♪" "♪ You were meant for me, yeah ♪" "♪ I'm your boy ♪" "♪ Your 20th century toy ♪" "(thuds)" " (feedback) - (cheering)" "Once he hits the mic, there ain't no stopping him." "Show some love to LL Cool J!" "(applause)" "Hands in the air from side to side!" "Hands in the air!" "Let me hear you say, "Yeah!"" " Crowd:" "Yeah!" " Say, "Hell yeah!"" "Hell yeah!" "Now scream!" "(screaming)" "Welcome to Lip Sync Battle, the only show that takes two celebrities and transforms them into musical masterminds." "Now, before we bring out our two Lip Sync opponents," "I got to bring out the fabulous firecracker." "She lights up the stage all over the world and all over the planet." "Our colorful commentator with ubiquitous flavor," "Chrissy Teigen." "♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪" "♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪" "♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪" "♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪" "♪ All they do is stare and stare ♪" " So, Chrissy..." " I'm so..." "I'm out of breath." "We go hard in the paint, but tonight is said to be next-level, right?" "Tonight is definitely next-level." "We have someone who's very modern, very sassy, versus somebody who is a straight baller!" "So, they're both going out of their comfort zone and I am very excited to see them." " All right, well, let the games begin." " That I am." " Let's do it!" " (rock music plays)" "She grew up right before our eyes as Haley on Modern Family and now she's all grown up in the hot, new film XOXO." "The stunning Sarah Hyland!" "(applause)" "LL:" "Whoo!" "And at seven-feet tall, he's one of the NBA's most dominant centers in the game." "Let's see if this gold medal-winning" "NBA all-star can be an LSB all-star." "Make some noise for DeAndre Jordan!" "(cheers and applause)" " Chrissy:" "This is perfect." " Oh." "I brought something." " Oh, you got something?" " Yeah." " Uh-oh." " Oh!" " Oh, wasn't that nice of..." "Oh." " Oh, my God!" "Yay!" " Chrissy:" "Aww!" " Sarah:" "Thank you!" "Oh, yeah!" "That's a little better." "That's a little better." "Sarah, you're up first." "That means DeAndre, you can take a seat in the VIP." " Sarah, come on over." " If you could take my box, please." " I gotcha, I gotcha." " Yeah, he..." "DeAndre, you take care of her box." "Sarah, you come on over here." "Ladies and gentlemen, Sarah Hyland!" "(applause)" "(soft rock music playing)" "♪ Wait a minute, man ♪" "♪ You mispronounced my name ♪" "♪ You didn't wait for all the information ♪" "♪ Before you turned me away ♪" "♪ Wait a minute, sir ♪" "♪ You kind of hurt my feelings ♪" "♪ Took me out to wine dine, 69 me ♪" "♪ But didn't hear a damn word I said ♪" "♪ I see right through you ♪" "♪ I know right through you ♪" "♪ Feel right through you ♪" "♪ I walk right through you ♪" "♪ Now that I'm Miss Thing ♪" "♪ Now that I'm a zillionaire ♪" "♪ You scan the credits for your name ♪" "♪ And wonder why it's not there ♪" "♪ I see right through you ♪" "♪ I know right through you ♪" "♪ Feel right through you ♪" "♪ I walk right through you ♪" "♪ You ♪" "(applause)" "Whoa." "Yeah." "Chrissy, are you feeling a little emo over there?" "LL and Sarah, I am from Seattle." "We are the kings and queens of emo!" " Hello!" " (laughs)" "All right." "Sarah, this song is all about shutting a guy down, huh?" "So, you taking a little shot at DeAndre or..." "Oh, I think I could take him." "(cheering)" "You guys don't..." "LL:" "It looks like she's sizing you up." " How you feel about that?" "I mean..." " Chrissy:" "Oh!" "You know what?" "I'm gonna let my singing do the talking, you know?" " Chrissy:" "Yes." "Lip syncing." " Or my lip syncing." " Yes." " (DeAndre laughs)" "All right." "Sarah, you have a seat in the VIP." " See ya." " DeAndre, step on up." " Good job, good job." " Good luck." "So, um, DeAndre..." " Hey, guys." " (applause) what song did you choose?" "I'm just gonna serenade a few of you guys and I hope you guys like it." "I like it." "Ladies and gentlemen," " DeAndre Jordan." " (cheers and applause)" " (slow music playing) - (vocalizing)" "♪ There used to be ♪" "♪ A graying tower alone on the sea ♪" "♪ You became the light ♪" "♪ On the dark side of me ♪" "♪ Love remained a drug ♪" "♪ That's the high and not the pill ♪" "♪ But did you know that when it snows ♪" "♪ My eyes become large ♪" "♪ And the light that you shine can be seen?" "♪" "♪ Baby, I compare you to a kiss ♪" "♪ From a rose on the gray ♪" "♪ Ooh, the more I get of you ♪" "♪ The stranger it feels, yeah ♪" "♪ Now that your rose is in bloom ♪" "♪ A light hits the gloom on the gray ♪" "(vocalizing)" "♪ Now that your rose is in bloom ♪" "♪ A light hits the gloom ♪" "♪ On the gray ♪" "(cheers and applause)" " Wow!" " (Chrissy laughs)" "Yo, so Chrissy?" "Chrissy:" "That was amazing." "So what did those lyrics mean to you, Chrissy?" "They mean nothing 'cause I can't understand it." "I cannot understand that song for the life of me." " I... ♪ Yeah." "Bud did you know?" "♪" " That's the point." "I want you to be so mixed up in your mind that you love me at the end." " (laughs)" " DeAndre, I can confirm this is the first time" "I'm seeing a seven-foot Seal." "This is a beautiful thing." "Were you happy with your performance?" " Did you feel good about it?" " You know what, when we first started, I kinda came out a little rusty." "Uh-huh." "Uh-huh." "But I feel like I picked it up at the end." " Yeah, you picked it up." " A little smoother." " Yeah, yeah." " I kept hearing Chris in the background" " telling me to..." " Yeah." "Yeah, yeah!" " Chris Paul, what's up, baby?" " Chrissy:" "Yeah, what is happening?" "(applause)" "So, um, Sarah... did you think a baller like DeAndre could get this smooth?" "I mean, look at him." "He's wearing leather pants." "Of course he is." "And he gave me a rose." "(laughs)" "Whew." "Hot!" "All right, so you have a seat in the VIP." "You chill out." "So round one is a done deal." "Sarah and DeAndre clearly brought their A-games." "When we return, they both step it up to new levels, I promise you." "We're gonna find out who walks away here the victor." "It's Lip Sync Battle!" "♪ Baby, I compare you to... ♪" " LL:" "People, make some noise." " (background music)" "(cheering)" "Give it up!" "Give it up!" "Give it up!" "(cheering continues)" " Chrissy:" "LL!" " LL:" "Yeah, yeah." "Feeling that." "I'm feeling that." "(rock music playing)" "We're back with Lip Sync Battle and our competitors," "Sarah Hyland and DeAndre Jordan are showing us today you've got to come with your best on LSB." "The stakes get higher, the performances get crazier in round two." "Before we bring Sarah out, let's take a look at her plan of attack." "(techno music playing)" "I'm excited." "I'm pumped." " Hello!" " Hey, how are you?" "Nice to meet you!" "Do you wanna play around?" "You wanna just jump in..." "I wanna play around." "I wanna jump in." "I can do it next to you." "(cheering)" " (laughter)" " That's so hard to try and do at the same time when you've never done it before." "That's fun!" "It's all about that belt." "I don't think it's in my size." "I'm so funny." "I'm not at all." "So I want to show you what we did." "We have this really cute, little high-waisted..." "Oh, my God." "So cute!" "Yeah, we definitely need to fit it and alter it." " Yeah, this needs to be shortened." " We will shorten it." "So fast here, you guys." "I should have worked out before this." "Build up my stamina." "Woman on P.A.:" "Here we go." "Thank you, everybody." " There you are!" " (screaming)" " I'm so happy you're here!" " Hug!" "(cheering)" "Like, should I come a little bit more forward?" "Just a little bit." "Just a hair." "But that was..." "So, instead of, like, going back, I'll do that." "Woman on P.A.:" "Moving on." "Thank you." "Hello." "It's still on." "Be careful who I (bleep) talk in this." "Woman on P.A.:" "Here we go." "Man the floor, please." "(cheering)" "Man on P.A.:" "Dancers to the stage." "Let's do it." "Game on!" "(pop music playing)" "♪ Ah ♪" "♪ Dolls ♪" "♪ I know you like me ♪" "♪ I know you like me ♪" "♪ I know you do ♪" "♪ I know you do ♪" "♪ That's why whenever I come around ♪" "♪ She's all over you ♪" "♪ And I know you want it ♪" "♪ I know you want it ♪" "♪ It's easy to see ♪" "♪ It's easy to see ♪" "♪ And in the back of your mind ♪" "♪ I know you should be on with me ♪" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha?" "♪" "♪ I know I'm on your mind ♪" " ♪ I know we'd have a good time ♪" " Oh!" " ♪ I'm your friend, I'm fun, and I'm fine ♪" " Nicole Scherzinger!" "♪ I ain't lying ♪" "♪ Look at me, you ain't blind ♪" "♪ Hmm ♪" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" "♪" "♪ Like me ♪" "♪ Don't cha?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha, baby?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha?" "♪" "(applause)" "Ladies and gentlemen, Nicole Scherzinger!" "(applause)" "Wow." "Okay!" " LL:" "Chrissy!" " Oh, my God!" "That was a whole lot of hotness on that stage!" "What did you think?" "I think Ken and I need a plastic cigarette." "ASAP." "Oh, my gosh!" " LL:" "Sarah?" " Yes?" "You definitely kept it sexy, you know what I'm saying, with that performance." "I mean..." "I mean... tell us about this vibe that, you know." "I mean, Nicole and I worked together this past summer and I thought who better to do Lip Sync Battle with" " than her so I could try..." " Aw." "My best to be a PCD." "And I was a bit outside my comfort zone, but I liked it." "So Nicole, I guess it's safe to say you think Sarah was a hot Pussycat Doll, huh?" " I mean..." " Meow." "From the second it was said, "♪ Dolls ♪"" "I was like, "Yes, girl!" "Work!" "I'm scared of you!"" "LL:" "DeAndre... do you think Sarah was trying to distract you with that performance a little bit?" "Well, after the performance, I was really thirsty, so I finished the rest of my water." "(laughter)" "Um, but yeah." "What are we doing here?" "(laughter)" " I never know." " It's Lip Sync Battle." " The show is Lip Sync Battle." " Okay." "Got it." "Got it." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Wow." "That was amazing." "Yeah." " LL:" "Yeah." " DeAndre:" "Yeah." "This... this combina..." "Go, go, go, go..." "I mean, Chrissy, you wanna come out here and join them?" " Yes!" " You wanna come out here and just let's... let's just make this thing what it is?" "Let's do it!" "Go, go, go, go!" "(stammers)" "You all right?" "You need some help up there, Chrissy?" "Sarah, you head on over to the VIP." "Nicole, you go with her." "Uh, yeah, hang out in the VIP." " ("Don't Cha" plays)" " One more performance and the Lip Sync belt gets a new owner." "Don't miss it." "LSB." "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" "♪" "(rock music playing)" "Lip Sync Battle is back!" "Sarah just put Ken to bed with that dolled-up performance." "Now let's see how DeAndre plans to light up the LSB scoreboard tonight." "(record scratching)" "Hey, how are you?" "(cheering)" "Hope you guys are still clapping after you see my dance moves." "It feels amazing." "I'm about to go do something that can probably get me killed." "Come at you, comin' at you!" "Oh!" "(exclaiming)" "My heart was beating so fast when I was in that... when I was in that corner over there." " So are you ready to see this?" " (inhales)" "Born ready." " So, um, this..." " (chuckles) with the black belt." " We did move your tail up..." " Okay." " So that we can all see it." " That's very important." "Woman on PA:" "All right, here we go." "I'm ready to go." "When I see Sarah, it's on." "I'm not..." "I may not even speak." "(cheering)" " That was good." " I just feel like I'm not getting it all the way to my guy down there." " Oh, but it's... it's okay if you don't." " I mean, it's not fair if I give everybody a little neck chop and he don't get none." "(laughter)" "Chris:" "My only advice is don't forget the words." "You know the reason why I lost." "I didn't start stripping." "Do you remember Snoop out there with me wanting to start... doing all that?" "So, if it get down to the nitty-gritty..." "Then I might have to just do whatever it takes?" "Just gotta do what it takes." "Then I'll be taking that belt home today." "(cheering)" "Man:" "Here we go, guys." "Woman on P.A.:" "Man the floors, please." "Lights off." "I'm ready to go." "(applause)" "(rap music playing)" "♪ Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda ♪" "♪ I got broads in Atlanta ♪" "♪ Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta ♪" "♪ Credit cards and the scammers ♪" "♪ Hittin' off licks in the bando ♪" "♪ Black X6, Phantom ♪" "♪ White X6 look like a panda ♪" "♪ Goin' out like I'm Montana ♪" "♪ Hundred killas, hundred hammers ♪" "♪ Black X6, Phantom ♪" "♪ White X6, Panda ♪" "♪ Pockets swole, Danny ♪" "♪ Sellin' bar, candy ♪" "♪ Man I'm the macho like Randy ♪" "♪ The choppa go Oscar for Grammy ♪" "♪ Pull up ya panty ♪" "♪ Hope you killas understand me ♪" "♪ Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda ♪" "♪ I got broads, yeah, I get it ♪" "♪ I get cards, yeah ♪" "♪ This how I live it, did it all for a ticket ♪" "♪ Now Flex drop bombs when he spin it ♪" "♪ And Bobby gon' trend it, Jeff The Don doin' business ♪" "♪ Zana Ray doin' the, doin' the, doin' the business ♪" "♪ I be gettin' to the chicken ♪" "♪ Countin' to the chicken and all of my... ♪" " ♪ Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I got broads in Atlanta ♪" "♪ Twistin' dope, lean, and the Fanta ♪" " ♪ Credit cards and the scammers ♪" " Hey!" "♪ Hittin' off licks in the bando ♪" "♪ Black X6, Phantom ♪" "♪ White X6 look like a panda ♪" "♪ Goin' out like I'm Montana ♪" "♪ Hundred killas, hundred hammers ♪" "♪ Black X6, Phantom ♪" " ♪ White X6, Panda ♪" " Yes!" "♪ Pockets swole, Danny ♪" "♪ Sellin' bar, candy ♪" "♪ Man, I'm the macho like Randy ♪" "♪ The choppa go Oscar for Grammy ♪" "♪ Pull up ya panty ♪" "♪ Hope you killas understand me ♪" "♪ Panda, Panda, Panda ♪" "(cheers and applause)" "LL:" "Oh!" "Chrissy!" "(exclaims)" "Chrissy:" "Oh, my God, that was harder than I thought." "Holy..." "I never dance that hard in my life." "I'm sorry." "You may..." "You inspired me." "(applause)" "Sarah, Sarah, (roars)." "Sarah:" "Yeah!" "Oh, my God, I love his hype crew up in the corner there." " I know!" " I've been watching them all night!" "What am I supposed to do now?" "Chris Paul is their hype-man." " That crew is support..." " Is that..." "That's your bro..." "No, I saw those guys outside and I gave them all 100 bucks to come cheer for me." " LL:" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Yeah, yeah." " Yeah." "So, I thank those guys." "They're awesome." " (indistinct shouts)" " LL:" "So, so Sarah..." "Yes?" "DeAndre just, you know, he kind of hit you with the kung-fu grip." "Do you think it was enough to take it out of here?" "Enough for the win?" "What do you think?" "I think it's up to the audience to decide if they like pandas or Barbie dolls better." "Oh!" "(applause)" "DeAndre, have a seat in the VIP." "Good job!" "The audience picks a champ when we get back." "It's Lip Sync Battle." "♪ Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda, Panda ♪" "♪ I got broads in Atlanta ♪" "(cheering)" "LL:" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "(crowd laughs)" "It's so good." "LL:" "You gotta love it." "You gotta love it." "(rock music playing)" "Welcome back to Lip Sync Battle!" "Now it's time to crown a Lip Sync Battle champion." " Chrissy's got the belt." " I do!" "All right, is the champ DeAndre Jordan... (cheers and applause)" "or is the champ Sarah Hyland?" "(cheers and applause)" "Whoa!" "Lip Sync Battle champion is... the huge, the big..." " Sarah Hyland!" " (squeals)" "(cheers and applause)" "Yeah!" "Sarah... you're the champ." "Why thank you, guys!" "How's it feel?" "What are you feeling?" "I feel like I need to lift more weights so I can hold this." "It's..." "I need to train with you." "Can I train with you?" "Give me like a week to like, let this settle in." "Okay." "I get it, I get it, I get it." "DeAndre, what were your feelings about this?" "I mean, you went up against this... this tiny..." " Wonder." " wonder." "I don't know how I'm gonna explain this one to my grandma." " (laughter)" " Even though she's tiny, she's ferocious." "She packs a punch, so she killed it today." " I'm really excited." " LL:" "No question about it." "Look, much love to Sarah and DeAndre for stepping out with the Lip Sync crew tonight." "Special thanks to Nicole Scherzinger." "And that's it for me, LL Cool J, my girl Chrissy Teigen." "And remember, whatever you do in life, knock 'em out the box, L!" "Knock 'em out, L!" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?" "♪" "♪ Like me ♪" "♪ Don't cha?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha, baby?" "♪" "♪ Don't cha?" "♪" "♪ All right, sing ♪" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend ♪" "♪ Was raw like me?" "♪" "LL:" "What about me?" "Hey!" "♪ Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?" "♪" "♪ Big fun ♪"