"The Adventures of Enrique and Ana with Enrique and Ana" "Prepare your suitcases, the gum and crisps." "because the stewardess has said "fasten your seat belts."" "you will have a good time, in basketball class, making the disc dance, and singing on television." "The adventures, of Enrique and Ana." "these adventures, you will like." "The adventures, of Enrique and Ana." "they are very,very,very, fun indeed!" "You will see Baron Von Nekruch, who pretends to be invincible." "And in his terrible castle, lives Otto and Valdemar." "You will see how grandpa, always defeats the bad guys." "you will see the beating they will get from the robot!" "Ha ha ha!" "Hee Hee Hee!" "adventures for you!" "Hee hee hee!" "Ha ha ha!" "Adventures for real!" "You will see Castañeta,singing in the hallways," "And Stanley and his plane, get a knuckle sandwich." "You will see the Coconuts, and the Tangerine Stone the kids with chickens and a great chase." "The adventures, of Enrique and Ana." "these adventures, you will like." "The adventures, of Enrique and Ana." "they are very,very,very, fun indeed!" "If you are brave, with a heart of steel." "If you are an adventurer, you will have fun here." "Ha ha ha!" "Hee Hee Hee!" "Adventures for you!" "Hee hee hee!" "Ha ha ha!" "Adventures for real!" "This is a shame, a real shame!" "For the fourth time in a week," "I have been informed of your behavior, towards your co-worker, Master Cascajo." "If you can't stand it, you have no say." "You have been hired for a single co-ed class!" "Gym class." "The training class, for competitions," "Has to be done, only with the boys!" "Because it is them, who have the sole responsibility of defending our colors!" "at the inter-school championship." "And the girls, have nothing to do with that!" "what is more, for them to train together, those sports, seems to me, indecent and..." "Inappropriate." "That!" "This is why I ask you, I order you,to honor the traditional methods!" "and no more shenanigans, of this teaching while having fun, that has no place in this school!" "And I warn you, I am up to my bow tie, with all this modernism, and all this..." "Permissiveness." "That!" "To that, from here on out, you will follow my orders." "Discipline!" "Only the gymnastics checklist!" "and above all, seriousness!" "lots of seriousness!" "so now you know, you are dismissed!" "Head Master, sir, if you could permit me..." "I permit you nothing!" "I already said you are dismissed!" "Leave me alone, you idiot!" "Yes, Head Master." "There he is!" "What did he say?" "He is not agreeable" "He is not agreeable to what?" "seems agreeable to nothing." "From here on out, all we do is gymnastics checklist, and nothing else." "Dammit, what a jerk!" "I am sure, all the fault lies on that suck up Cascajo." "Which should I use?" "for the white ones, that are the fattest, the explosive ones," "OK!" "Give me the red one." "This will be too much." "Is this enough?" "It is, go on, give it to Luna." "Should we use these?" "Don't be such a brute, fattie, you want us to kill him?" "I only mentioned if it was OK." "Well, it is not OK, put those back where they where." "I found some sulfuric acid, it smells like rotten eggs." "Don't you dare man, we could burn him like a hamburger patty." "How about a little anhydrous Ammonia?" "No way, that is corrosive." "How about some tincture?" "That's OK, go on, take it with the water." "Let's move it, he is almost here." "Here he comes." "Harder!" "Until it shines like glass!" "How many time have they cleaned this?" "Three times, Head Master." "Good, have them do it three more times." "And when they are done, bring them to gym class." "You heard him!" "For the next two hours, you will do your gymnastics checklist, without a second of pause!" "And when you are done, present yourselves to my office, for further instructions." "I can assure you, you will remember this day, for the rest, of your lives!" "Go on, begin!" "1,2,3,4 1,2,3,4" "Two hours, with good rhythm, and with no stopping!" "You will see, they will be too tired for any more games, you will see!" "They are gone!" "Halt!" "Off with the jumpers!" "I can't take off mine." "This hurts my bones, Fattie." "If it was only the bones, that would be the least." "Oh come on, its not too bad right." "That's what I say, everybody up!" "With those frowns, we will get nowhere." "We can't get discouraged now." "Alright, all in shape, go on, toss out those jumpers!" "Attention!" "Ready?" "1,2,3..." "Tennis." "Skiing." "Golf." "Football" "Goal!" "Basketball" "Net!" "Swim." "Run!" "1,2,1,2" "Jump!" "Turn!" "Now, the steps will be faster." "1,2,3..." "Tennis." "Skiing." "Golf." "Football" "Goal!" "Basketball" "Net!" "Swim." "Run!" "1,2,1,2," "Jump!" "Turn!" "Now kids, pay attention because all the steps will be much faster." "but you must learn them by memory as to not make a mistake." "and thus, you will be the champions in the Olympic podium!" "1,2,3..." "Tennis." "Skiing." "Golf." "Football" "Basketball" "Swim." "Run!" "Jump!" "Turn!" "You are doing it quite well and now, it gets more difficult." "follow me." "Remember that the first step is Tennis, and the last is turn, agreed?" "Let us try again." "1,2,3..." "Tennis." "Skiing." "Golf." "Football" "Basketball" "Swimming." "Run!" "Jump!" "One more time!" "Tennis." "Skiing." "Golf." "Football" "Basketball" "Swim." "Run!" "Jump!" "Turn!" "Turn turn turn turn turn turn turn!" "This is it!" "This is the drop that spilled the glass of water!" "I will tolerate this no more!" "From this moment, consider yourself sacked!" "And it cant be resolved?" "It can't be resolved and I am not interested, Ana." "It was a lot of fun being with you all, but it's over." "I will never teach again for the rest of my life." "Not gym, or anything." "I will do what I always wanted to do." "Dedicate myself to music." "And you will just leave me here?" "No other choice for the moment." "And where will you go?" "For now, Grandpa's house." "Go on, back to class." "and behave yourself, you could complicate things more." "OK" "Lot's of kisses for Grandpa, and tell him to write me more often." "OK, I will tell him." "Goodbye" "Goodbye" "You are quite immersed in thought, Master Enrique." "What are you doing here!" "What am I doing, can't you see, running away with you." "Can't you see it is the second time you run away from school, you will be expelled!" "Look!" "What the!" "Oh, what crash we have gotten into, Anna!" "You are quite the motorist, you always brake like that?" "Quite the funny lads eh." "Hey, we try." "Well, you can stop joking and start giving us a hand." "The truth is, they are right." "Yeah, right and in no mood for jokes, lets go." "Mister Monti." "Here!" "Mister Valvillar." "Here!" "Mister Pascal" "Here!" "Miss Ana." "Here!" "Where is Miss Ana?" "So, you are over your anger?" "Lets see how you would deal when you are hung up there like Tarzan." "when this Achero gets it with you , he get gets carried away." "OK, this is ready." "Lets go then." "With luck, this thing will not fall apart on the road." "Say, what are you lot called?" "We, The Coconuts." "Coco what?" "The Coconuts, is it that you don't like it!" "Of course I like it, but what is a coconut?" "well, you see a coconut is, hey, what is a coconut, do you know?" "Well, a coconut is just that, a coconut." "Well, that clears it, you are the best at explaining things." "One moment, one moment, hand me a guitar." "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, you are!" "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, you are!" "What is a coconut?" "It's something I can't explain, boy." "What is a coconut?" "It's a macaque or a monkey." "What is a coconut?" "It's a one,two,three,four, or a five" "What is a coconut?" "Coconut is you!" "What is a coconut?" "It's a crazy half hollow coconut." "What is a coconut?" "It's a skinny guy that does not chew much." "What is a coconut?" "It's a Swiss doll with a vest." "What is a coconut?" "Coconut is you!" "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, you are!" "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, you are!" "What is a coconut?" "It's a Cossack with a dry coat." "What is a coconut?" "It's a dry log with some trick." "What is a coconut?" "It's a duck's bill or a rich macaque" "But what is a coconut?" "Coconut is you!" "What is a coconut?" "It's something I can't explain, boy." "What is a coconut?" "It's a macaque or a monkey." "What is a coconut?" "It's a one,two,three,four, or a five but, what is a coconut?" "Coconut is you!" "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, you are!" "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, you are!" "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, its you and you and you and you and you!" "Hey man, you guys are amazing!" "Why don't you join us at our presentation for ZZ radio that starts today?" "Well, I don't know, no problem on my part, but the thing is that Ana escaped from school." "And I don't know what our Grandfather might think." "Do not worry about Grandfather, I will take care of that." "Then you agree?" "When she sets her mind to it..." "Hurrah!" "Otto!" "Watch it, you idiot!" "Could that be an alarm?" "I don't think so." "Attention, Professor Osborne." "Attention, Professor Osborne." "You have an outside call." "That's better." "Come on." "Yes, go ahead." "Yes, this is Professor Osborne." "But what are you saying?" "What you heard!" "and I have expelled her too!" "There is no way, and under no pretense, shall I want to see either of them again!" "Are you hearing me!" "Quite well, and I thank you for warning me of the situation, as to take appropriate measures." "And I thank you for having expelled them, because a person who talks as disagreeably as you do, its best to keep them at a distance, so you keep your school, I will keep my grandchildren." "Good bye, sir!" "Have you heard it, Omicron?" "Yes, I heard it and I am glad." "I was worried for them to be in a school with a cretin for a Head Master." "So cretinous and ugly, because you don't know the face of a seal that he has." "Well then, lets not waste time, run alert program 201, and alert me of their arrival." "My pleasure!" "Have you recharged the batteries and loaded the atomium?" "Yes, Professor." "Well, take it to the bio nuclear chamber, and have it connected." "OK then." "What is that?" "Looks like an esophagus." "How does it look like an esophagus?" "Yeah, one of those things where they put mummies." "You dope!" "That is called a sarcophagus!" "Well, then, that, whatever it's called!" "Attention, Commando 2, by the order of Baron Von Nekruch, inform base." "Attention base, we have just detected an unidentified rolling object." "That's right!" "What's all this about unidentified rolling objects or bagpipes, you idiots!" "You must identify it!" "Complete your report and return immediately." "Yes Baron, yes." "Despicable people, can't think for themselves!" "You lot, patch me to the satellite!" "This is Baron Von Nekruch to satellite," "This is Baron Von Nekruch to satellite," "Give me your reports from the commandos who are following the explorer Stanley." "Negative information, his location has been lost this morning in South Asia." "Damn them all!" "Advise them that if I do not have him with in a week, I will hang them all!" "Yes Baron, any other orders?" "Nothing!" "Attention, Professor Osborne, something strange is happening in tower number 2." "Well, look into it." "Professor Osborne, I have determined that the intruders on tower 2 are recording us." "My god, Nekruch's spies again, show those dopes phase 0 of our defense systems." "Agreed, Professor." "Go, hurry, let's see if we can photograph them from a window!" "OK!" "Are you ready?" "Yes Professor, I am ready." "Go ahead then, what are you waiting for." "(Diabolical Computer Laughter)" "Well, How did it go?" "Very well, I gave them such a scare they will be petrified!" "Should I continue applying the programs, Professor?" "No, only animal phase one, and let them go." "Very well, as you ordered." "Let's go!" "Go on, go!" "You are such a fool!" "Professor, animal phase one is ready." "Well, go on then." "What about these dogs!" "What is all this stupidity!" "I need those tapes delivered to me, no excuses or pretext!" "Connect me to the satellite." "Emergency operation H9" "Ready." "Fire!" "When those idiots arrive, have them see me immediately." "Yes Baron!" "Time to get off." "Wait a moment, we'll be back." "Such a pretty house, man" "Yeah!" "Hello Tristan." "But, what are you doing here?" "Nothing, we got early vacation." "Is Grandfather in the lab?" "Yes." "Cool, thanks." "That is quite a strange looking tower." "There he is, go on , run!" "Hello Grandpa." "Oh, you are here?" "You knew we where coming?" "I know all!" "I know all of it!" "Right Omicron?" "Of course, and we are delighted!" "We are so delighted you have come, oh what joy!" "Look, there he is again, at the window." "The Coconuts?" "Say, that sounds quite fine." "Then I can bring them in?" "Sure, they are our guests!" "You are such a dear, grandpa!" "Go on, lets greet them." "We have to do all the honors." "No thanks." "You like that eh." "Easy, Dracula, I am not done yet." "Of course, eat." "I think it is quite well that you present yourselves at any music festival you feel like." "But one thing we have not talked about and is important, what about Ana's studies?" "You are right, Grandpa, but the truth is I have had no time to think of anything." "And you?" "Me neither, Grandpa." "I suggest, that you could give them all, some classes on general etiquette." "Table manners included." "I would be delighted, but If I am writing the songs, and rehearsing with them, I will have no time." "That is true, but there has to be a solution." "Speaking of noises, it would be best for you to rehearse outside the house." "That way, we can continue to work here." "Therefore, if those rehearsals, take place far from the lab, we shall have no problems, agreed?" "Not to worry, Grandpa, we had discussed that already, right Achero?" "Ah, what's more, I know who can give you those classes." "I will make the proposal today, I am sure you will like it." "You will see." "What could it be, Baron?" "What could it be!" "You are supposed to tell me that!" "Imbeciles!" "Are you not my spies!" "And you lot stop that, you dopes, you are as useless as they are!" "Thank you Baron!" "Thank you Baron!" "The next time you bring me incomplete information, I will tear you apart!" "Run!" " yes, run away!" "What do you want?" "You need to hit it harder." "I already hit it hard enough." "Professor Osborne!" "Professor Osborne!" "What is wrong, what is all that shouting about?" "Something quite queer is happening." "I detect electronic devices in the right wing of the building." "Oh, not to worry, its only the lad's musical instruments, for their rehearsal." "Oh, that sounds fine." "I am overcome with curiosity, as to what they could be up to with that group." "You should be able to hear them now." "Ha, I will see!" "When I wake up, I hear the chickens sing." "and without making noise, I like going into the chicken coop." "they all get excited and happily sing their "cucu ua"" "all of them, except one that is always quiet." "When she was small, her mom left her." "and she was left quite alone." "and this song she could not learn." "and in sadness, she cries on her corner." ""Coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco coco ua"" ""coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco coco ua"" "And the others that are singing they want to teach the little chicken and they repeat their little song" ""Coco, coco, coco, coco ua"" "And the little chicken, little by little, began to play." "with her friends, and she will always be happy." "and in the chicken coop, every morning you can hear her sing." ""Coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco coco ua"" "When she was small, her mom left her." "and she was left quite alone." "and this song she could not learn." "and in sadness, she cries on her corner." ""Coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco coco ua"" ""coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco coco ua"" "And the others that are singing they want to teach the little chicken and they repeat their little song" ""Coco, coco, coco, coco ua"" ""Coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco coco ua"" ""coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco ua ua ua"" "What are they doing now, Omicron?" "A very lovely song about chickens." "A song about chickens?" "Yes, it goes "coco ua ua, coco ua ua, coco ua ua ua"" "Well, that is very interesting, on the subject of Gallus language, we had done nothing so far, could be a good avenue for research." "Yes, I will remind you next year, Ha ha ha!" "I sent the telegram to sign up this morning, and hope to hear results today." "I will now go about the repairs on my car, and we will continue rehearsals in half an hour, agreed?" "Later" "Bye." "Attention Professor Osborne" "Attention Professor Osborne" "The front gate notifies, that the expected guest is on her way to the castle." "Oh yes, its the new professor for the kids, summon them at once." "Central building calling Ana and The Coconuts." "Please go to the main entrance as soon as possible." "What could be going on?" "Let's go see!" "Ah, welcome!" "What joy, we where expecting you!" "Who could that be?" "No clue." "She smells of books from a kilometer away." "I was afraid of that, let's go." "Come here." "This , is Miss Castañeta, a great Professoress of general culture." "what's more, she has great knowledge of music and song, I am sure she will be quite useful to you." "Children, I am delighted to meet you." "Ah, you are Ana, right?" "Yes Miss." "Your Grandfather has told me much about you." "You will see how we will get along perfectly." "Well then, you lot are "The Coconuts,"right?" "Yes!" "Well then, what are we waiting for, let's go inside for our first lesson!" "Now?" "Sure, why waste time." "Come children, come, come." "Go on, to class, to class!" "This thing is ready." "Let's go try it out." "Sit, sit." "Dear children." "Based on the reports provided by Professor Osborne." "I have come up with a work plan, that we will carry out in two phases." "On the first part, we will work with general culture." "To it, we shall dedicate a minimum of five weekly sessions." "and the next phase, to music and song, as it seems you lot are quite interested in the subject." "same as I, not to brag, but I have been one of the greatest voices of world opera!" "Therefore, due to our common love for the musical arts, I have decide to start with these disciplines." "Today we will have our first singing lesson, to we will proceed to work on our harmony." "For example, you." "Who, me?" "Yes, you, someone has to be first." "Come." "Pay attention to the notes I will give you ,and then repeat them." "OK" "Listen, seven, eight." "Now you." "Come on, with more effort, without fear." "Now, stronger." "and now, higher octave." "Now, what is all this then, what has happened!" "You see Miss, Achero has scared the skeleton." "Do me a favor, of behaving yourselves while we work." "You, back to your place!" "Save your jokes for a better time." "Attention!" "Attention!" "Spy four to Baron Nekruch, a dromedary is approaching the castle of Professor Osborne!" "A dromedary is approaching the castle of Professor Osborne, over!" "Connect me immediately!" "Give me." "Stanley!" "It's Stanley!" "Quickly, go meet him!" "Disconnect!" "But didn't that snapper of a satellite, tell me they saw him yesterday in South Asia!" "How was he able to evade me, how!" "I will order for them to give a good bedding to your camel." "Thanks, he needs it." "You must forgive me presenting myself quite unannounced." "But it would have been very dangerous for you, if I had tried to call you." "I am quite sure that Nekruch would have intercepted the message." "You have done quite well." "He spends his life sending spies my way, trying to know what I am up to ." "As you would know, I have all his moves quite under control." "I know, I know, that is why I am here." "I have brought you something, that in your hands, could do well for the destiny of humanity." "Something, that you cannot even imagine." "Uncle Stanley!" "Uncle Stanley!" "Hello Ana!" "How much you have grown, and how lovely you are!" "How are you Uncle!" "Very well, Enrique, and quite happy to be with you all." "Excuse me Stanley, but I want to present to you Miss Castañeta, she is the new Professoress for all these children." "Miss, your sweet presence in this home, is like a wonderful gift for this lonely adventurer." "Oh, thank you so much Mister Stanley, thank you so much." "Where are you coming from now?" "I have been to the jungles of Sumatra, with the Hari Hari tribe." "They are a wonderful people from whom our civilization could learn much." "We can talk about them later." "Sir?" "We have just received this telegram, it is for your grandson." "Ah, its for you, hopefully it is good news." "Let's see." "Hey, we have been admitted to the festival, and we are on tonight, how about it grandpa!" "I think you should get going without a minute to waste!" "Grandpa is right." "Come, let's go!" "Listen to us, you will see that you will like us." "I am sure of it." "Goodbye!" "Excuse me, Professor, I will see if I can help them with something." "Explorer..." "Shall we meet at dinner?" "Yes." "When you like, we can discuss that important business." "Oh, sure, sure, let's go, let's go!" "Can we project a film at this time?" "Of course, sure." "H12, have them prepare a projector." "Yes, Professor." "Hello, Explorer Stanley, it is good too see you." "Same here, Omicron, I find you quite splendid." "Let's see, this summer my condensers broke down, but I am fine now." "Pay no mind, he is quite the complainer." "Yeah, a complainer." "If you need me, I am at the hall of columns." "Agreed, Professor, information stored to data banks." "Ready Professor." "Thanks." "It is strange how in places we call primitive, we can find secrets that our sages have no logical explanation for." "I want you to watch this film." "What you will witness will truly astonish you." "I have been the only foreigner, that has had access to one of the greatest secrets, of the lost civilization of the Hari Hari." "That is the Temple of Boh" "That is the Goddess Vishna and that, the powerful Tangerine Stone" "From time immemorial." "The immense power of this strange marvel has been harnessed by the priests of the Guru Mahari Tuguru Mahahern of the Hari Hari sect." "One day, as I witnessed the ceremony of greeting of Spring, something terrible happened." "Baron Von Neckruch and his henchmen, violently attacked the temple, and murdered all the priests, except the elder Tag Dalai." "Who was the steward of the secret powers of the stone." "I managed to hide behind the rear columns, and was able to follow, terrorized, the terrible operation." "Von Nekruch, against the protests of the elder Tag Dalai, who would rather choose death, than reveal his secrets, employed the cruellest of methods to defeat his resistance." "The elder priest, had a granddaughter called Krisne, whom he adored." "The evil Baron threatened to kill her." "And Tag Dalai, had no choice but to acquiesce." "That is how I was able to learn the secret workings of the Tangerine Stone." "It's four powers." "Transformation into gold." "Invisibility." "Materialisation." "And absolute destruction, fell on the hands of the evil Von Nekruch." "This can signify the greatest catastrophe for humanity." "The power of the Tangerine stone, under his power, was a danger I had to stop at any cost!" "When I saw that his henchmen took the Goddess, in such a brutal manner, and in view of the great menace that this represented for our world," "I made a decision." "At that moment, I decided to dedicate the remainder of my life, to prevent such a horror." "That same night, taking advantage of the shadows of the jungle," "I was able to infiltrate Nekruch's camp." "After subduing the two sentries that guarded the Goddess, I took her, and attempted to escape, unnoticed." "But the alarm was sounded, and Nekruch's men chased after me." "They pursued me of hours." "I felt them getting closer, ever closer!" "The great weight of the Goddess, did not allow me to move with ease." "What to do?" "Esa es la pregunta." "When the peril was imminent." "I decided to abandon the head of the Vishna Goddess." "But I took... the main component of her power." "The beautiful Tangerine Stone." "And here it is." "Truly, it is a marvel." "But it is of the utmost importance, that we recover the head of the Vishna Goddess." "Before Nekruch can take it from us." "He, with no doubt, knows you are here, and will try to get ahead of us." "His henchmen, have been at my heels for five continents." "That is why, In Singapore, I managed to have this almost exact copy made." "It was my only hope of deceiving them, if they managed to catch me." "By sheer fortune, I never had to use it." "It is necessary that we take, all types of precautions." "Attention." "Attention H12, attention!" "Are you listening?" "Yes, Professor." "We will put into motion, operation maximum alert." "Place commandos at all the pre programmed points." "And activate all security countermeasures." "Yes, Professor." "Understood, Professor, we will proceed immediately as ordered." "For now, the important thing is to store the stone in the vault." "But before, we will go by the lab, I want to show you something." "This is our latest experiment, on which we have worked on the last two years." "It is called Operation Techno" "And I consider it one of my most passionate discoveries of my career." "It may be useful to us." "How long will it take for you to be ready?" "Working day and night, in 48 hours we will be ready." "Perfect!" "Shall we?" "With all those commandos guarding the exterior, it is impossible to make a frontal attack." "Excuse me Baron, I believe that...." "Silence!" "Out, the lot of you, out!" "Out!" "I do not want to be bothered by anyone!" "Absolutely no one!" "I need to be alone... to think." "More coffee, Miss Castañeta?" "Oh sure, sure, thank you very much, Explorer, thank you very much." "Sir, the festival is about to begin." "Thanks Tristan, put it there." "Let see, thanks." "Welcome to the Children's Music festival of Station ZZ." "Firstly, I will present to you a very special group." "The Punkies!" "Ouuua, Ouuua." "Ouuua, Ouuua." "Pichurri, Pecochi." "Yacuqui, Pirulí." "Malano, Fumanchú." "You are so ugly" "You are!" "Potato, big potato, piece of ham." "Fly's bugger" "Mattress cover, of a mattress, of a mattress." "Pipi,shit, ass, fart, piss" "Pipi,shit, ass, fart, piss" "What are they saying?" "It sounds like "shit, ass, fart, piss," Professor." "Ah, I thought I did not heard it well." "Tomato, big tomato." "Melon face." "Try to bite, with no bite, bite of the dragon's fang." "Of a dragon." "Return to the attack," "Blow those firecrackers," "Twist the piece and the piece you sting sting big sting, big sting!" "Big sting!" "Pipi,shit, ass, fart, piss" "Pipi,shit, ass, fart, piss" "Pipi,shit, ass, fart, piss" "Pipi, shit, ass, shit, ass, shit, ass, shit, ass, shit, ass, shit, ass, shit, ass, piss!" "Nine points have been earned by The Punkies." "A great score." "A great score!" "Well done Punkies!" "We continue with our children's festival." "We now present a solo songstress that possess a style that, not only is it quite personal, can be quantified as genius." "She is, Pepa Pipa!" "How lovely are the lovely birds a la lai, ala lai, ala rito." "Wonderful butterflies and lakes." "a la lai, ala lai, ala rito." "How precious are the morning roses." "The dwarves and the poison mushrooms." "How delicious is the lovely month of May." "Month of the flowers, thunder and lightning!" "How lovely is the pitcher of water." "Scene of seals, squids, and penguins." "How precious are the morning roses." "The dwarves and the poison mushrooms." "How delicious is the lovely month of May." "Month of the flowers, thunder and lightning!" "Hello, we are Enrique, Ana, and The Coconuts." "Hi, I tought you would not make it!" "We came running!" "Well, get ready, as soon as the fat one is done, you are on!" "Let's go!" "We made it!" "The measurements by our Applause-O-meter alrmost register a six!" "Six points then for Pepa Pipa!" "Magnificent!" "And we continue with our show." "Accompanied by The Coconuts, Enrique and Ana!" "Well, let's see how it turns out." "Let's hope it goes well!" "Pica, pica, pica pica pipi" "Pica, pica, pica pica pa" "A great magician of the Orient" "Kin Khan Ku the wizard." "Taught me his greatest secret" "That was the super Chinese disc." "What is that which shines from the tip of the stick?" "It's a bird, it's a plane, a satellite, a saucer?" "What is that which spins like the blades of a mill" "It is a divine thing, it's the super Chinese disc." "Disc, disc , Chinese, Chinese, fine, Filipino" "Disc, disc, disc, disc, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, fine, fine, fine, Filipino." "Pica, pica, pica pica pipi" "Pica, pica, pica pica pa" "If work bores you." "If neighbours bore you." "Don't be a fool, don't get bored," "Play with the super Chinese disc." "What is that hallucination, it flies and makes no noise?" "It is a disc from China" "It is the super Chinese disc." "Can you lend me your disc?" "I will lend you my disc." "How fun, how fun, the whole world to the discs!" "Disc, disc , Chinese, Chinese, fine, Filipino" "Disc, disc, disc, disc, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, fine, fine, fine, Filipino." "Pica, pica, pica pica pipi" "Pica, pica, pica pica pa" "Disc, disc, disc, disc, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, fine, fine, fine, Filipino." "Incredible!" "How incredible!" "Ten points!" "The maximum score tonight!" "The first that will be presented on a special program, on ZZ television!" "Truly, they where wonderful!" "Well, it seems that this family, after twelve generations of scientists, finally manages to do something worthwhile." "How I would like to be with them tomorrow, in those exciting moments!" "Well, that is quite easy, dear friend, go there, and surprise them." "Oh, you are such a dear!" "That is exactly what I will do!" "Great Guardian, we wish to talk with Baron Von Nekruch." "Silence!" "You inconsiderates!" "Can't you see the great Baron is thinking!" "It that we just wanted to...." "Silence, I say!" "Get out!" "Don't you know it is prohibited, under terrible penalties, to bother his Excellency while he thinks!" "Out, or I will have you flogged!" "Out!" "Out!" "sorry" "Get out of here!" "Enrique!" "A moment please." "I am Gil Carretero, from the ZZ recording company, and I want to offer you a recording deal." "A recording deal?" "Are you serious?" "Very serious, we can begin tomorrow." "What do you think lads?" "Hurrah!" "General alert." "Summon all officers immediately." "After a long and deep reflection." "I have come upon a decision, as to what our first plan of attack should be." "Number one, control all access to the castle." "Number two." "Pollute the waters." "Number three." "Contaminate all vegetable fields and poison the livestock." "Number four." "Notify base, of all actions carried out." "Go!" "Forward!" "Look!" "Baron!" "What is wrong!" "What is wrong, Baron!" "Baron!" "Nothing is wrong with me, you imbeciles!" "This is live radio the direct radio, that every second fights for the latest happenings of what's hot, the very hot." "To keep you perfectly informed." "We are now at the recording studios of ZZ Records." "Where Enrique and Ana, the great musical revelation of the year, will begin recording the first song of their LP, that will surely, mark their triumph in the recording markets." "Ready, Enrique?" "Whenever you are ready." "Go ahead." "This morning the rooster told me that the elephant told the beaver that the snake told the piranha that this morning the sun seemed a bit sad." "The duck told me to tell the cat." "That the wolf told the mouse that the rabbit told the anaconda." "That this morning the sun seemed a bit sad." "Felix, my friend, when you get to heaven." "Felix, my friend, do me just one favour." "I want to go play with you, for just a little." "With the cub, of Ursa Major." "The seals say that the worm told them." "That the whale told the snail." "That the sea gull told the alligator." "That this morning the sun was sad." "This morning, the parrot did not eat." "Nor did the hippo at the zoo." "The turtle made a comment to the crow." "That this morning the sun seemed a bit sad." "Felix, my friend, when you get to heaven." "Felix, my friend, do me just one favour." "I want to go play with you, for just a little." "With the cub, of Ursa Major." "Felix, my friend, when you get to heaven." "Felix, my friend, do me just one favour." "I want to go play with you, for just a little..." "It was a good take for us, how about for you?" "Sounded good here." "This is the first exclusive that we offer you from the recording studios." "At the cusp of the latest happenings." "Always the latest for you all." "From Radio ZZ." "Go on, what are you waiting for, open it!" "Shut her up!" "What did you bring me, you imbeciles!" "Who is that damned woman!" "Make her disappear from my sight, immediately!" "Great Guardian!" "Order one hundred lashes to each one of those four cretins!" "And have them put in the cave of the wild cats!" "And no food for a month!" "For them and the cats!" "Barbarity!" "What disgrace!" "One is truly surrounded by idiots." "Sir." "We have a plan, so that Professor Osborne, gives you the stone." "A plan, you two?" "How much time till we begin the last phase?" "I believe we will be ready by midnight." "Good, notify me when everything is ready." "Yes, Professor." "Come, I want to show you an interesting synthesised protein." "Say," "You know that you have an uncanny resemblance to a goat with that beard?" "Yeah, like your dad.- Hey man, I am serious." "Oh, the I am serious about the part about your dad." "Look at this marvel." "Professor, do you want to watch the lad's press conference?" "Oh, will it be on television?" "Naturally, you are up in the clouds, don't you know they have won the most important festival of the year?" "Oh, its just that I didn't know, have them tell me when it begins." "Agreed, we will tell you." "Put on these sunglasses." "I can't see a thing!" "There is always something wrong with you, imbecile!" "It is time, Professor, the program is about to begin." "Thanks Omicron." "Very kind of you, shall we?" "Sure, sure." "All will go well, you will see." "I am ready." "Then tell the press office that all the interviewees are here." "OK, something else?" "No, come back when you are done." "Ready, gentlemen?" "Well then, let's see how well they manage this time." "Hello, hello, hello, friend, a kind welcome." "No, it will not be three, two or one," "This will surely be a number one!" "Because after the blast, great blast we had last yesterday at the Children's Festival," "We are all very excited about Enrique and Ana, and their insuperable Coconuts." "That is why we have brought them here tonight to our program." "Ahead with the questions!" "Are you pleased with your success from yesterday?" "Man, of course." "If you sing things to kids, in a place filled with kids, and you are also a kid." "Well, they have a blast, you have a blast, and in the end you don't know if you are singing to them, or they sing to you." "Enrique, don't you feel you are a bit grown up for childish things?" "Who, me?" "I was just born today!" "Look, I still have my pacifier." "Wait here please," "Thanks." "Thanks." "Enrique, don't you think your songs are a bit foolish." "If I may enlighten you, friend, our songs only seem foolish to the foolish." "Do you think they are foolish?" "Ah fine answer!" "The greyhound inherits it from his breed." "Sure, sure." "Ana, do you think music will take time away from your education." "No way!" "If I like to sing, and have to study, then I will study singing and sing while studiying." "What's more, when I don't have to be on stage, I can go to school." "Ana, what do you want to be when you grow up?" "When I grow up.... when I grow up I want to be little!" "This girl is right, yes sir!" "And do you not fear drowning, in that precious sea of easy living?" "No way, we all know how to swim perfectly!" "You know I still can't see a thing?" "Do not keep inconveniencing me!" "Good, good, good, good, our interview is over." "So, kisses for the girls, knuckle sandwiches for the boys." "And you know that here you have a star, and a "star-o"" "Until next time, good bye!" "Ha!" "They where splendid!" "She is a splendid girl, and he knows well the music he wants to play." "Surely, they will have success, surely!" "Professor, -yes" "Whenever you are ready." "Have they disconnected the Atomium?" "Yes sir, and the two auxilary processors." "Let us go then, let's." "This is our offer." "But, are you serious?" "Absolutely serious." "Look at that!" "Oh man, so much dough!" "The truth is, I had always heard about the oil Sheiks , and how they are covered in gold." "But it is one thing to hear about it, and quite another for it to happen to you." "Good." "For Sheik Ibrahim, money is of no importance." "Yesterday, his favourite daughter, Princes Jaira, heard your song." "It seems she liked it." "She is quite a sad and melancholic girl, who has never been excited about anything." "The Sheik, has decided, that you sing for her." "Maybe that way, at least for a few hours, you can get her out from her deep depression." "Could we do it?" "Enrique, have you heard this?" "Of course I heard it." "Come on lads, One against depression!" "Make , noise, make, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise,noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "Grab a bucket, a baby's bottle, twelve frying pans and a good colander." "Hit those glasses, the coffee decanter, with the spoon and the fork." "Grab a hammer, a spanner, hit the table with a ladle." "Flatten a tire, shift to first, rev and rev until the engine blows up" "Make , noise, make, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise,noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "Make, noise, until your ears burst." "Make, noise." "noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise," "Make noise." "until your ears burst." "make." "noise noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "With guitars, and tambourines, burn a petard, fire a canon." "With record players, radio on high, turn up the television" "Make lots of noise, lots of noise, it is stupendous for the heart." "Flatten a tire, shift to first, rev and rev until the engine blows up" "Make , noise, make, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise,noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "Make, noise, until your ears burst." "Make, noise." "noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise,noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "Make, noise, until your ears burst." "Make, noise." "noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise,noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "Make, noise, until your ears burst." "Make, noise." "noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise,noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "Make, noise, until your ears burst." "Make, noise." "noise, noise, noise, noise, noise!" "Nuclear feeders have been connected." "Very well, two minutes at full power." "In 15 hours, that is to say, tomorrow at noon, we will be there." "Perfect!" "Come on boy, you are asleep." "Man, this is strange." "No joke." "Come, feel welcome, consider this your home, come, come." "Aha, you are here, very good." "Very well." "Let's see if your Grandfather will now oppose my will." "Quickly, take them to the dungeons!" "Put the satellite on screen, immediately!" "Look!" "It's Miss Castañeta!" "Interfere with their transmission circuits, and maximum power to their reception net." "I need to speak with him immediately." "Instructions received, we will carry them out, Baron Von Neckruch" "Careful." "The Plutonium batteries are working perfectly." "Good, take care not to exceed safety limits." "Good evening, dear friends." "How are you , Stanley?" "Long time no see, right?" "It was that night, when hiding in the shadows like a pest, you stole what I wanted the most." "But we will talk about that later." "I now want to show something to your friend, the Professor." "Pay attention, to the images, that I will show you." "Go ahead." "As you can see." "I have your grandchildren in my possession, their friends, and that damned woman." "If you do not want them to die under the effects of my powerful lethal gas." "You must hand over, tonight, my Tangerine Stone." "And to spare you the temptation of performing one of your tricks." "I want you to be the one to give it to me, personally." "In exchange for the stone," "I will give you back your grandchildren." "And who will give me assurance that you will keep your word?" "My word need assurances from anyone, my dear friend." "Here, the one who has the strength and imposes his conditions is I." "So now you know it." "You have until sunrise." "We should have foreseen that ruffian could do such a thing." "Yes, it is true." "But there is no solution to this." "No solution." "What about no solution!" "We could move forward the last phase." "No, it would be much too dangerous, and I have no right to risk your lives." "Professor, if we remove the neutron inhibitors, and turn the radiation emitters, the time could be reduced to a minimum" "No, H12, that could cause an uncontrollable explosion, that would destroy all of us." "We are willing to assume that risk." "Go on, give the order!" "Can't you see we are all behind you." "Let's do this, Professor, give us the order." "Ahead, general conversion!" "Invert the feeders." "There it is" "Help me up" "OK" "Up!" "Hold on to him don't let him fall" "there he goes" "Neutron batteries to the maximum." "Attention, we now begin reverse countdown." "It is a perfect humanoid!" "Truly, he is wonderful!" "Go on, go!" "He has crossed the gate, sir!" "Is he alone?" "Yes, he is in a cabriolet." "Perfect!" "Hurry!" "He is here!" "Do you have the stone?" "Yes, here it is." "Take him to the dungeon." "You are mine, finally!" "You are mine, forever!" "And no one will ever separate me from you!" "Here it is!" "Finally, it has returned to my hands!" "I am now the most powerful man on Earth!" "Nothing shall resist me!" "I will be known as Nechruch The Great!" "And all will be slaves, to my magnificence!" "Hide!" "Get him!" "In the head!" "In the face!" "Remove the lance from that suit of armour, and witness the extent of my power!" "Yes sir!" "Give me!" "Pay attention!" "You will witness the most astonishing event of your miserable lives." "I will first turn the armour into gold." "Then, I will make it invisible." "And lastly, I will disintegrate it." "Go on, turn it into gold." "What's all this then!" "Could you have placed the stone wrongly, your Excellency?" "I make no mistakes, you miserable worm!" "What are you insinuating!" "Nothing, sorry sir!" "Go on, turn it into gold!" "What is going on here!" "What madness is this!" "He has tricked me, he has tricked me!" "This is nothing but a vile forgery!" "Bring me that damned old man and his grandchildren!" "Bring them so I may slit their necks!" "What is all this, what is happening!" "Look, over there." "What the hell is happening!" "To the rocket!" "Ready for lift off." "10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0...." "I shall return!" "I will surely return!" "Return!" "You will agree with me, Professor, that the success they are having is quite formidable." "Evidently, Omicron, Evidently." "And now, we will sing a very, very special song, dedicated to a person we love very much." "The Grandfather song." "Go ahead." "My Grandfather is sweet like chocolate custard" "My Grandfather is good like cantaloupe juice." "My Grandfather is wise like twenty dictionaries." "Because my Grandfather is a superior Grandfather!" "My Grandfather has one hundred chickens and a horse." "My Grandfather is always, always right." "He is gracious, he is sharp, my grandpa is special." "Many think he is crazy, and a genius!" "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa give me a kiss." "Give me a kiss, grandpa that today I am in good spirits." "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa give me a kiss." "Give me a kiss , grandpa, give me a kiss, please." "My Grandfather has a racket with pedals." "My Grandfather has a swimming skateboard." "My Grandfather has shoes that walk on their own." "Because my Grandfather is a magnificent inventor!" "My grandfather has a submersible air plane." "My grandfather has a flying submarine." "He is gracious, he is sharp, my grandpa is special." "Many think he is crazy, and a genius!" "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa give me a kiss." "Give me a kiss, grandpa that today I am in good spirits." "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa give me a kiss." "Give me a kiss , grandpa, give me a kiss, please." "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "Well done!" "Formidable!" "Prepare your suitcases, the gum and crisps." "because the stewardess has said "fasten your seat belts."" "you will have a good time, in basketball class, making the disc dance, and singing on television." "The adventures, of Enrique and Ana." "these adventures, you will like." "The adventures, of Enrique and Ana." "they are very,very,very, fun indeed!" "What is that which shines from the tip of the stick?" "It's a bird, it's a plane, a satellite, a saucer?" "What is that which spins like the blades of a mill" "It is a divine thing, it's the super Chinese disc." "Disc, disc , Chinese, Chinese, fine, Filipino" "Disc, disc, disc, disc, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, Chinese, fine, fine, fine, Filipino." "Play this record, and play while singing" "It's six songs in one." "They are very, very fun." "And if you know them, that's better than best." "What is a coconut?" "It's something I can't explain, boy." "What is a coconut?" "It's a macaque or a monkey." "What is a coconut?" "It's a one,two,three,four, or a five" "What is a coconut?" "Coconut is you!" "Coconuts, coconuts, coconuts" "Coconuts, coconuts, you are!" "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa give me a kiss." "Give me a kiss, grandpa that today I am in good spirits." "Grandpa, grandpa, grandpa give me a kiss." "Give me a kiss , grandpa, give me a kiss, please." "Play this record, and play while singing" "It's six songs in one." "They are very, very fun." "Subtitles by Jose Jimenez 06/25/2013"