"SPARKLEZESTIS THEBEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL" "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL" "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL" "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL" "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "THE REST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL" "DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "THE REST." "[ Deeper ] SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S" "[ Deeper ] SPARKLE ZEST " " IT'S THE BEST." "THE BEST." "[ Normal voice ] DON'T TRUST" "[ Normal voice ] DON'T TRUST YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "YOUR TEETH TO ALL THE REST." "YOU'VE DONE SHAKESPEARE." "YOU'VE DONE SHAKESPEARE." "YOU CAN DO FOUR LINES IN A" "YOU CAN DO FOUR LINES IN A TOOTHPASTE COMMERCIAL." "SO..." "WHAT'SYOURTHING?" "MYWHAT?" "YOUKNOW,YOURSPECIALTY." "SO, YOU GOT THE WHOLE PRINCESS" "YOUKNOW,YOURSPECIALTY." "SO, YOU GOT THE WHOLE PRINCESS THING GOING ON." "SO, YOU GOT THE WHOLE PRINCESS THING GOING ON." "IT'S CUTE." "THING GOING ON." "IT'S CUTE." "IT'STOOTHFAIRY,ACTUALLY." "IT'S CUTE." "IT'STOOTHFAIRY,ACTUALLY." "OH." "IT'STOOTHFAIRY,ACTUALLY." "OH." "THAT'S A NEW ONE." "OH." "THAT'S A NEW ONE." "I LIKE IT." "THAT'S A NEW ONE." "I LIKE IT." "IS THAT, LIKE, AN ORAL THING?" "I LIKE IT." "IS THAT, LIKE, AN ORAL THING?" "ORAL?" "IS THAT, LIKE, AN ORAL THING?" "ORAL?" "SURE." "ORAL?" "SURE." "SO, WHAT'S YOUR..." "THING?" "SURE." "SO, WHAT'S YOUR..." "THING?" "IUSEDTO DO SOLOS" "SO, WHAT'S YOUR..." "THING?" "IUSEDTO DO SOLOS EXCLUSIVELY, BUT THE WHOLE GROUP" "IUSEDTO DO SOLOS EXCLUSIVELY, BUT THE WHOLE GROUP THING PAYS MORE." "EXCLUSIVELY, BUT THE WHOLE GROUP THING PAYS MORE." "SO, YOU KNOW, GOT A CAR PAYMENT." "THING PAYS MORE." "SO, YOU KNOW, GOT A CAR PAYMENT." "ILOVESOLOS." "SO, YOU KNOW, GOT A CAR PAYMENT." "ILOVESOLOS." "WHODOESN'T?" "ILOVESOLOS." "WHODOESN'T?" "YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID FOR" "WHODOESN'T?" "YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID FOR IT, RIGHT?" "YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET PAID FOR IT, RIGHT?" "WELL,I WASAMUSICAL-THEATER" "IT, RIGHT?" "WELL,I WASAMUSICAL-THEATER MAJOR IN COLLEGE." "WELL,I WASAMUSICAL-THEATER MAJOR IN COLLEGE." "[ DOOR OPENS ]" "YOU'RE NOT HERE FOR THE SPARKLE ZEST COMMERCIAL, ARE YOU?" "SPARKLE ZEST COMMERCIAL, ARE YOU?" "SPARKLEWHAT?" "YOU?" "SPARKLEWHAT?" "ZEST." "SPARKLEWHAT?" "ZEST." "SPARKLE ZEST, THE TOOTHPASTE?" "ZEST." "SPARKLE ZEST, THE TOOTHPASTE?" "UM..." "NO,I 'MPRETTYSURETHIS" "SPARKLE ZEST, THE TOOTHPASTE?" "UM..." "NO,I 'MPRETTYSURETHIS IS FOR "HESTER'S GANG BANG 4."" "UM..." "NO,I 'MPRETTYSURETHIS IS FOR "HESTER'S GANG BANG 4." OH." "IS FOR "HESTER'S GANG BANG 4." OH." "[ Glumly ] OH." "WEOPENON ACHILD'SHAND AS IT SLOWLY, SLOWLY REACHES INTO THE DARKNESS FOR SOMETHING, AND" "IT SLOWLY, SLOWLY REACHES INTO THE DARKNESS FOR SOMETHING, AND WE CAN JUST MAKE OUT HER TINY," "THE DARKNESS FOR SOMETHING, AND WE CAN JUST MAKE OUT HER TINY, LITTLE, FROZEN FINGERS AS THEY" "WE CAN JUST MAKE OUT HER TINY, LITTLE, FROZEN FINGERS AS THEY GRASP AROUND A GUN WITH A" "LITTLE, FROZEN FINGERS AS THEY GRASP AROUND A GUN WITH A SWASTIKA ON THE HANDLE." "IT'S JUST A LITTLE GIRL, BUT SHE HAS THAT LOOK IN HER EYES, THAT LOOK " "HAS THAT LOOK IN HER EYES, THAT LOOK -- YOUREADYTO ORDER?" "LOOK -- YOUREADYTO ORDER?" "UH,NO." "YOUREADYTO ORDER?" "UH,NO." "I'M STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE" "UH,NO." "I'M STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE." "I'M STILL WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE." "OKAY." "ELSE." "OKAY." "IWILLTAKESOMEMORE WATER," "OKAY." "IWILLTAKESOMEMORE WATER, THOUGH." "IWILLTAKESOMEMORE WATER, THOUGH." "FILL 'ER UP." "THOUGH." "FILL 'ER UP." "GETRIDOF THEWRITER." "FILL 'ER UP." "GETRIDOF THEWRITER." "WE'LL GET SOME USC STUDENT TO DO" "GETRIDOF THEWRITER." "WE'LL GET SOME USC STUDENT TO DO THE POLISH FOR SCALE." "WE'LL GET SOME USC STUDENT TO DO THE POLISH FOR SCALE." "FOR FREE, WHATEVER." "THE POLISH FOR SCALE." "FOR FREE, WHATEVER." "LOOK." "FOR FREE, WHATEVER." "LOOK." "WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW SCI-FI" "LOOK." "WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW SCI-FI TENTPOLE, "BOURNE IDENTITY"" "WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW SCI-FI TENTPOLE, "BOURNE IDENTITY" SHIT, SCI-FI SHIT." "TENTPOLE, "BOURNE IDENTITY" SHIT, SCI-FI SHIT." "FLYING CARS " " NO EMACIATED" "SHIT, SCI-FI SHIT." "FLYING CARS " " NO EMACIATED CHILDREN, NO NAZIS, FOR CHRIST'S" "FLYING CARS " " NO EMACIATED CHILDREN, NO NAZIS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." "CHILDREN, NO NAZIS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE." "WELL, JUST CALL THE AGENCY." "SAKE." "WELL, JUST CALL THE AGENCY." "GET SOMEONE KNEW, SOMEONE CHEAP." "WELL, JUST CALL THE AGENCY." "GET SOMEONE KNEW, SOMEONE CHEAP." "JESUS CHRIST AND OY VEY." "GET SOMEONE KNEW, SOMEONE CHEAP." "JESUS CHRIST AND OY VEY." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "ZACK STEINER." "JESUS CHRIST AND OY VEY." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "ZACK STEINER." "KEVINADAMS." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "ZACK STEINER." "KEVINADAMS." "HOWYOUDOING,MAN ?" "KEVINADAMS." "HOWYOUDOING,MAN ?" "NICETOMEETYOU ." "HOWYOUDOING,MAN ?" "NICETOMEETYOU ." "SO?" "NICETOMEETYOU ." "SO?" "WHAT?" "SO?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "YOUTELLME." "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "YOUTELLME." "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "WHAT?" "YOUTELLME." "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "OH,UM..." "THESCRIPT?" "WHAT DO YOU GOT?" "OH,UM..." "THESCRIPT?" "THESCRIPT." "OH,UM..." "THESCRIPT?" "THESCRIPT." "THE PITCH, YEAH." "THESCRIPT." "THE PITCH, YEAH." "THEPITCH,THEPITCH." "THE PITCH, YEAH." "THEPITCH,THEPITCH." "HITME." "THEPITCH,THEPITCH." "HITME." "JUSTDIVEINTOIT." "HITME." "JUSTDIVEINTOIT." "SO, UM, PICTURE..." "PICTURE..." "JUSTDIVEINTOIT." "SO, UM, PICTURE..." "PICTURE..." "PICTURE..."BOURNE IDENTITY"" "SO, UM, PICTURE..." "PICTURE..." "PICTURE..."BOURNE IDENTITY" MEETS "BLADE RUNNER."" "PICTURE..."BOURNE IDENTITY" MEETS "BLADE RUNNER." SCI-FI?" "MEETS "BLADE RUNNER." SCI-FI?" "SCI-FI,SPY..." "THRILLER." "SCI-FI?" "SCI-FI,SPY..." "THRILLER." "THATTHRILLSME ." "SCI-FI,SPY..." "THRILLER." "THATTHRILLSME ." "GO ON." "THATTHRILLSME ." "GO ON." "WELL,THEYEARIS2043 ." "GO ON." "WELL,THEYEARIS2043 ." "OKAY." "WELL,THEYEARIS2043 ." "OKAY." "ANDOURHERO,AWOMAN,A" "OKAY." "ANDOURHERO,AWOMAN,A CYBORG, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW" "ANDOURHERO,AWOMAN,A CYBORG, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HER" "CYBORG, BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HER MEMORY'S BEEN ERASED..." "THAT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, HER MEMORY'S BEEN ERASED..." "RIGHT." "MEMORY'S BEEN ERASED..." "RIGHT." "...BYTHECIA." "RIGHT." "...BYTHECIA." "SHE FORGETS." "...BYTHECIA." "SHE FORGETS." "BUT SHE IS ON THE RUN FROM THE" "SHE FORGETS." "BUT SHE IS ON THE RUN FROM THE GOVERNMENT." "BUT SHE IS ON THE RUN FROM THE GOVERNMENT." "SURE." "WAIT!" "STOP." "GOVERNMENT." "SURE." "WAIT!" "STOP." "IS SHE A ROBOT?" "SURE." "WAIT!" "STOP." "IS SHE A ROBOT?" "YEAH." "IS SHE A ROBOT?" "YEAH." "VERY LIFELIKE ROBOT." "YEAH." "VERY LIFELIKE ROBOT." "LIFELIKEROBOT." "VERY LIFELIKE ROBOT." "LIFELIKEROBOT." "SEE, THAT'S IMPORTANT." "LIFELIKEROBOT." "SEE, THAT'S IMPORTANT." "LIFELIKE IS ACTUALLY KEY." "SEE, THAT'S IMPORTANT." "LIFELIKE IS ACTUALLY KEY." "WE WANT "T2," NOT" "LIFELIKE IS ACTUALLY KEY." "WE WANT "T2," NOT "SHORT CIRCUIT."" "WE WANT "T2," NOT "SHORT CIRCUIT." HANG ON A SECOND." ""SHORT CIRCUIT." HANG ON A SECOND." "SORRY." "HANG ON A SECOND." "SORRY." "HEY, BABE, I'M IN A THING." "SORRY." "HEY, BABE, I'M IN A THING." "WHAT?" "HEY, BABE, I'M IN A THING." "WHAT?" "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN." "WHAT?" "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN." "SHE HAD A SEIZURE?" "SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN." "SHE HAD A SEIZURE?" "IS IT DIARRHEA OR A SEIZURE?" "SHE HAD A SEIZURE?" "IS IT DIARRHEA OR A SEIZURE?" "OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY," "IS IT DIARRHEA OR A SEIZURE?" "OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY." "OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY." "STAY AT JIMMY CHOO." "OKAY." "STAY AT JIMMY CHOO." "I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE." "STAY AT JIMMY CHOO." "I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE." "ALL RIGHT." "I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE." "ALL RIGHT." "DUDE, I'M REALLY SORRY TO DO" "ALL RIGHT." "DUDE, I'M REALLY SORRY TO DO THIS." "DUDE, I'M REALLY SORRY TO DO THIS." "I REALLY GOT TO RUN." "THIS." "I REALLY GOT TO RUN." "IT'S A THING WITH MY DOG." "I REALLY GOT TO RUN." "IT'S A THING WITH MY DOG." "I LOVE IT." "I LOVE IT." "IT'S A THING WITH MY DOG." "I LOVE IT." "I LOVE IT." "SEND IT OVER FIRST THING IN THE" "I LOVE IT." "I LOVE IT." "SEND IT OVER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, AND I'LL HAVE MY" "SEND IT OVER FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, AND I'LL HAVE MY ASSISTANT TAKE A LOOK." "MORNING, AND I'LL HAVE MY ASSISTANT TAKE A LOOK." "WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE," "ASSISTANT TAKE A LOOK." "WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE, THOUGH." "WE'RE ONTO SOMETHING HERE, THOUGH." "REALLY?" "THOUGH." "REALLY?" "YEAH,YEAH,WE ARE." "REALLY?" "YEAH,YEAH,WE ARE." "STAY SAFE." "YEAH,YEAH,WE ARE." "STAY SAFE." "ICOULD" "STAY SAFE." "ICOULD--  THANKYOU." "ICOULD--  THANKYOU." "HEY." "HEY, SORRY." "WHAT?" "THANKYOU,THANKYOU ,THANK YOU." "YOU " " YOU'RE A LIFESAVER." "YOU." "YOU " " YOU'RE A LIFESAVER." "OKAY, I'LL JUST STAY HERE." "YOU " " YOU'RE A LIFESAVER." "OKAY, I'LL JUST STAY HERE." "OKAY, THANK YOU." "OKAY, I'LL JUST STAY HERE." "OKAY, THANK YOU." "BYE." "SO,THEPRINCEISONHISWAY." "JUSTA CHAMBERMAID." "YOUPOORTHING." "JUSTA CHAMBERMAID." "YOUPOORTHING." "CANI MAKEONEMOREQUICK" "YOUPOORTHING." "CANI MAKEONEMOREQUICK PHONE CALL " " REALLY QUICK?" "CANI MAKEONEMOREQUICK PHONE CALL " " REALLY QUICK?" "MAKEITQUICK." "PHONE CALL " " REALLY QUICK?" "MAKEITQUICK." "THANKYOU!" "MAKEITQUICK." "THANKYOU!" "UH-HUH." "HI!" "I'MSOSORRY." "YEAH." "I'MSOSORRY." "YEAH." "WHAT INSPIRED THIS LITTLE FROCK" "YEAH." "WHAT INSPIRED THIS LITTLE FROCK TODAY?" "WHAT INSPIRED THIS LITTLE FROCK TODAY?" "ILOOKRIDICULOUS." "TODAY?" "ILOOKRIDICULOUS." "LOOK." "ILOOKRIDICULOUS." "LOOK." "NO ONE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IS EVEN" "LOOK." "NO ONE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IS EVEN GONNA PAY ATTENTION, THOUGH." "NO ONE IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IS EVEN GONNA PAY ATTENTION, THOUGH." "YOU'RE GOOD." "GONNA PAY ATTENTION, THOUGH." "YOU'RE GOOD." "LET'S GET SOME LATTES, CRAZY." "YOU'RE GOOD." "LET'S GET SOME LATTES, CRAZY." "YOU'LLNEVERBELIEVEWHAT" "LET'S GET SOME LATTES, CRAZY." "YOU'LLNEVERBELIEVEWHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY." "YOU'LLNEVERBELIEVEWHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY." "WHAT?" "HAPPENED TO ME TODAY." "WHAT?" "YOU MET SOME GORGEOUS MAN WHO" "WHAT?" "YOU MET SOME GORGEOUS MAN WHO WANTED TO DEFILE YOU IN YOUR" "YOU MET SOME GORGEOUS MAN WHO WANTED TO DEFILE YOU IN YOUR LITTLE PETTICOAT?" "WANTED TO DEFILE YOU IN YOUR LITTLE PETTICOAT?" "FUNNYYOUSHOULDMENTION" "LITTLE PETTICOAT?" "FUNNYYOUSHOULDMENTION THAT." "FUNNYYOUSHOULDMENTION THAT." "I ALMOST MET SEVERAL." "THAT." "I ALMOST MET SEVERAL." "DOTELL." "I ALMOST MET SEVERAL." "DOTELL." "HAVEYOUHEARDOF" "DOTELL." "HAVEYOUHEARDOF "HESTER'S GANG BANG 3"?" "HAVEYOUHEARDOF "HESTER'S GANG BANG 3"?" "UH,NO." "SOUNDSDISTURBING." ""HESTER'S GANG BANG 3"?" "UH,NO." "SOUNDSDISTURBING." "THEREWILLBE ASEQUEL." "UH,NO." "SOUNDSDISTURBING." "THEREWILLBE ASEQUEL." "OKAY,EVENMOREDISTURBING" "THEREWILLBE ASEQUEL." "OKAY,EVENMOREDISTURBING THAT YOU KNOW THAT." "OKAY,EVENMOREDISTURBING THAT YOU KNOW THAT." "WHAT WERE YOU DOING TODAY?" "THAT YOU KNOW THAT." "WHAT WERE YOU DOING TODAY?" "THEREWASALITTLESWITCHEROO" "WHAT WERE YOU DOING TODAY?" "THEREWASALITTLESWITCHEROO AT THE AGENCY." "THEREWASALITTLESWITCHEROO AT THE AGENCY." "WHILE I WAS IN A WAITING ROOM" "AT THE AGENCY." "WHILE I WAS IN A WAITING ROOM FULL OF HOPEFUL HESTERS, THE" "WHILE I WAS IN A WAITING ROOM FULL OF HOPEFUL HESTERS, THE OTHER LAURA BLOOM " " YOU KNOW," "FULL OF HOPEFUL HESTERS, THE OTHER LAURA BLOOM " " YOU KNOW, THE 6-FOOT-TALL, DOUBLE-D" "OTHER LAURA BLOOM " " YOU KNOW, THE 6-FOOT-TALL, DOUBLE-D VERSION, WAS ACROSS TOWN," "THE 6-FOOT-TALL, DOUBLE-D VERSION, WAS ACROSS TOWN, AUDITIONING FOR MY ROLE AS A" "VERSION, WAS ACROSS TOWN, AUDITIONING FOR MY ROLE AS A TOOTH FAIRY." "AUDITIONING FOR MY ROLE AS A TOOTH FAIRY." "OKAY,YOUNEEDANEWAGENT ." "TOOTH FAIRY." "OKAY,YOUNEEDANEWAGENT ." "AGENT?" "OKAY,YOUNEEDANEWAGENT ." "AGENT?" "I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME." "AGENT?" "I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME." "THAT,TOO." "I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME." "THAT,TOO." "HEY,WHATCANIGETYOU" "THAT,TOO." "HEY,WHATCANIGETYOU LADIES?" "HEY,WHATCANIGETYOU LADIES?" "IWANTASKINNYLATTE,NO" "LADIES?" "IWANTASKINNYLATTE,NO SUGAR ADDED, SOY." "IWANTASKINNYLATTE,NO SUGAR ADDED, SOY." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "SUGAR ADDED, SOY." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "WHATSHE'SHAVING,NOFOAM ." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "WHATSHE'SHAVING,NOFOAM ." "SO, I TAKE IT YOUR DATE WENT" "WHATSHE'SHAVING,NOFOAM ." "SO, I TAKE IT YOUR DATE WENT WELL." "SO, I TAKE IT YOUR DATE WENT WELL." "HOWDOYOUKNOW?" "WELL." "HOWDOYOUKNOW?" "YOURDRESSLOOKSJUSTASGOOD" "HOWDOYOUKNOW?" "YOURDRESSLOOKSJUSTASGOOD AS IT DID LAST NIGHT." "YOURDRESSLOOKSJUSTASGOOD AS IT DID LAST NIGHT." "LOOKATHOWOBSERVANTYOU" "AS IT DID LAST NIGHT." "LOOKATHOWOBSERVANTYOU ARE." "LOOKATHOWOBSERVANTYOU ARE." "I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I DIDN'T" "ARE." "I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I DIDN'T CALL YOU AND TELL YOU I WASN'T" "I'M REALLY SORRY THAT I DIDN'T CALL YOU AND TELL YOU I WASN'T COMING HOME." "CALL YOU AND TELL YOU I WASN'T COMING HOME." "YEAH." "I WORRY." "COMING HOME." "YEAH." "I WORRY." "IKNOW,BUTIWASWITHA COP," "YEAH." "I WORRY." "IKNOW,BUTIWASWITHA COP,  VERY SAFE." "IKNOW,BUTIWASWITHA COP,  VERY SAFE." "WHEREDOYOUMEETTHESEGUYS?" "VERY SAFE." "WHEREDOYOUMEETTHESEGUYS?" "ITOLDYOU." "WHEREDOYOUMEETTHESEGUYS?" "ITOLDYOU." "I RAN THAT RED LIGHT LAST WEEK" "ITOLDYOU." "I RAN THAT RED LIGHT LAST WEEK IN HOLLYWOOD." "I RAN THAT RED LIGHT LAST WEEK IN HOLLYWOOD." "OKAY,THATIS DEFINITELY" "IN HOLLYWOOD." "OKAY,THATIS DEFINITELY CONSIDERED BRIBING AN OFFICER." "OKAY,THATIS DEFINITELY CONSIDERED BRIBING AN OFFICER." "AVERYHANDSOMEOFFICERWHO" "CONSIDERED BRIBING AN OFFICER." "AVERYHANDSOMEOFFICERWHO LET ME GET OFF." "AVERYHANDSOMEOFFICERWHO LET ME GET OFF." "OH,WHOA,WHOA,WHOA!" "LET ME GET OFF." "OH,WHOA,WHOA,WHOA!" "I'M GONNA PASS ON THOSE DETAILS." "OH,WHOA,WHOA,WHOA!" "I'M GONNA PASS ON THOSE DETAILS." "I HAVE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP ON" "I'M GONNA PASS ON THOSE DETAILS." "I HAVE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP ON THE FACT THAT I'M GONNA MEET" "I HAVE COMPLETELY GIVEN UP ON THE FACT THAT I'M GONNA MEET SOMEBODY IN THIS CITY." "THE FACT THAT I'M GONNA MEET SOMEBODY IN THIS CITY." "AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT." "SOMEBODY IN THIS CITY." "AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT." "MY GRANDMOTHER SAID, "IF YOU" "AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT." "MY GRANDMOTHER SAID, "IF YOU WANT TO FIND SOMETHING, YOU GOT" "MY GRANDMOTHER SAID, "IF YOU WANT TO FIND SOMETHING, YOU GOT TO STOP LOOKING FOR IT."" "WANT TO FIND SOMETHING, YOU GOT TO STOP LOOKING FOR IT." NOWSHEHASSEVENCATS ,AND" "TO STOP LOOKING FOR IT." NOWSHEHASSEVENCATS ,AND HER HOUSE SMELLS LIKE GOULASH." "NOWSHEHASSEVENCATS ,AND HER HOUSE SMELLS LIKE GOULASH." "SOMETIMESYOUSAYTHINGSTHAT" "HER HOUSE SMELLS LIKE GOULASH." "SOMETIMESYOUSAYTHINGSTHAT  MAKE ME WANT TO CRY." "SOMETIMESYOUSAYTHINGSTHAT  MAKE ME WANT TO CRY." "IKNOW." "MAKE ME WANT TO CRY." "IKNOW." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?" "IKNOW." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?" "WHAT?" "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?" "WHAT?" "IGOTTO PEE." "CHINUP!" "WHAT?" "IGOTTO PEE." "CHINUP!" "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]" "IGOTTO PEE." "CHINUP!" "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] HEY,MAN." "[ CELLPHONE RINGS ] HEY,MAN." "YEAH, ZACK STEINER WENT GREAT." "HEY,MAN." "YEAH, ZACK STEINER WENT GREAT." "PRETTY INTO IT." "YEAH, ZACK STEINER WENT GREAT." "PRETTY INTO IT." "I'M ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED," "PRETTY INTO IT." "I'M ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED, BUT I HAD AN IDEA." "I'M ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED, BUT I HAD AN IDEA." "JUST FOR THAT FINAL BIT THERE," "BUT I HAD AN IDEA." "JUST FOR THAT FINAL BIT THERE, WHERE YOU SEE THE " " OH, CRAP!" "JUST FOR THAT FINAL BIT THERE, WHERE YOU SEE THE " " OH, CRAP!" "I GOT TO GET TO THIS BERNSTEIN" "WHERE YOU SEE THE " " OH, CRAP!" "I GOT TO GET TO THIS BERNSTEIN MEETING." "I GOT TO GET TO THIS BERNSTEIN MEETING." "CAN YOU ACTUALLY CALL AHEAD AND" "MEETING." "CAN YOU ACTUALLY CALL AHEAD AND TELL THEM I MIGHT BE A LITTLE" "CAN YOU ACTUALLY CALL AHEAD AND TELL THEM I MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT LATE?" "TELL THEM I MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT LATE?" "I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT TIME IT" "BIT LATE?" "I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT TIME IT WAS." "I DIDN'T REALIZE WHAT TIME IT WAS." "I JUST WANT TO TWEAK THAT" "WAS." "I JUST WANT TO TWEAK THAT LAST..." "I JUST WANT TO TWEAK THAT LAST..." "LAURA?" "LAST..." "LAURA?" "YOUKNOW,THEMOMENTTHEREAT" "LAURA?" "YOUKNOW,THEMOMENTTHEREAT THE END OF THE SCENE, AT THE" "YOUKNOW,THEMOMENTTHEREAT THE END OF THE SCENE, AT THE VERY END, I JUST WANT TO TWEAK" "THE END OF THE SCENE, AT THE VERY END, I JUST WANT TO TWEAK THAT AND SEE IF WE COULD JUST" "VERY END, I JUST WANT TO TWEAK THAT AND SEE IF WE COULD JUST REALLY " " I DON'T KNOW." "THAT AND SEE IF WE COULD JUST REALLY " " I DON'T KNOW." "I THINK WE COULD MAKE A LITTLE" "REALLY " " I DON'T KNOW." "I THINK WE COULD MAKE A LITTLE BIT SOMETHING MORE OUT OF THAT." "I THINK WE COULD MAKE A LITTLE BIT SOMETHING MORE OUT OF THAT." "WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO PITCH" "BIT SOMETHING MORE OUT OF THAT." "WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO PITCH EXACTLY?" "WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO PITCH EXACTLY?" "I MEAN, DO THEY WANT THE PILOT?" "EXACTLY?" "I MEAN, DO THEY WANT THE PILOT?" "I COULD DO A PILOT THAT " "I MEAN, DO THEY WANT THE PILOT?" "I COULD DO A PILOT THAT -- AAH!" "AAH!" "I COULD DO A PILOT THAT -- AAH!" "AAH!" "OH,MYGOD." "AAH!" "AAH!" "OH,MYGOD." "OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY." "OH,MYGOD." "OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY." "TED,I 'LLCALLYOUBACK." "OH, MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY." "TED,I 'LLCALLYOUBACK." "OW!" "OOH!" "TED,I 'LLCALLYOUBACK." "OW!" "OOH!" "GOD,UM..." "OW!" "OOH!" "GOD,UM..." "HERE, LET ME." "GOD,UM..." "HERE, LET ME." "I'M SORRY." "IT'S MY DRESS." "HERE, LET ME." "I'M SORRY." "IT'S MY DRESS." "I SHOULD HAVE HEMMED IT." "I'M SORRY." "IT'S MY DRESS." "I SHOULD HAVE HEMMED IT." "I'M SUCH A KLUTZ." "I SHOULD HAVE HEMMED IT." "I'M SUCH A KLUTZ." "NO,NO,NO ,STOP." "I'M SUCH A KLUTZ." "NO,NO,NO ,STOP." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "NO,NO,NO ,STOP." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "GET OFF THE SKIN." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "GET OFF THE SKIN." "THISWILLCOMEOUT ." "GET OFF THE SKIN." "THISWILLCOMEOUT ." "STOP,STOP,STOP,STOP,STOP ." "THISWILLCOMEOUT ." "STOP,STOP,STOP,STOP,STOP ." "IT'S RUINED." "STOP,STOP,STOP,STOP,STOP ." "IT'S RUINED." "BAKINGSODAMAYBE." "IT'S RUINED." "BAKINGSODAMAYBE." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "BAKINGSODAMAYBE." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "IT'S FINE." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ." "IT'S FINE." "JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "IT'S FINE." "JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "IT'S FINE." "JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT." "IT'S FINE." "[ SIGHS ]" "IT'S FINE." "[ SIGHS ] WHOO!" "[ SIGHS ] WHOO!" "IT'S JUST HOT." "WHOO!" "IT'S JUST HOT." "AREYOUGONNAHAVETIME TO" "IT'S JUST HOT." "AREYOUGONNAHAVETIME TO CHANGE BEFORE YOUR MEETING?" "AREYOUGONNAHAVETIME TO CHANGE BEFORE YOUR MEETING?" "NO,NOTREALLY." "CHANGE BEFORE YOUR MEETING?" "NO,NOTREALLY." "I'MSOSORRY." "NO,NOTREALLY." "I'MSOSORRY." "EH." "I'MSOSORRY." "EH." "JUST MY LUCK, ANYWAY." "EH." "JUST MY LUCK, ANYWAY." "WAIT." "JUST MY LUCK, ANYWAY." "WAIT." "HOW..." "WAIT." "HOW..." "WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON MY" "HOW..." "WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON MY CONVERSATION?" "WERE YOU EAVESDROPPING ON MY CONVERSATION?" "YOUWEREALITTLELOUD ." "CONVERSATION?" "YOUWEREALITTLELOUD ." "WELL,I 'MGLADYOU'REUPTO" "YOUWEREALITTLELOUD ." "WELL,I 'MGLADYOU'REUPTO SPEED." "WELL,I 'MGLADYOU'REUPTO SPEED." "SO..." "I'M GUESSING YOU ARE GOING" "SPEED." "SO..." "I'M GUESSING YOU ARE GOING TO A RENAISSANCE FAIR." "SO..." "I'M GUESSING YOU ARE GOING TO A RENAISSANCE FAIR." "ANAUDITION." "TO A RENAISSANCE FAIR." "ANAUDITION." "ACTRESS?" "ANAUDITION." "ACTRESS?" "ACTRESS." "IT'SOKAY." "UM..." "I GOT TO..." "YEAH." "CAREFUL WITH, UM, HOT BEVERAGES." "UM..." "I GOT TO..." "YEAH." "CAREFUL WITH, UM, HOT BEVERAGES." "WILLDO." "CAREFUL WITH, UM, HOT BEVERAGES." "WILLDO." "GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MEETING." "WILLDO." "GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MEETING." "BYENOW." "GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MEETING." "BYENOW." "BYE." "WHOSAIDATOOTHFAIRYCANT HAVE A SWEET TOOTH?" "HMM!" "HAVE A SWEET TOOTH?" "HMM!" "SPARKLE ZEST LETS ME EAT ALL" "HMM!" "SPARKLE ZEST LETS ME EAT ALL THE CANDY I WANT, AND I DON'T" "SPARKLE ZEST LETS ME EAT ALL THE CANDY I WANT, AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CAVITIES." "THE CANDY I WANT, AND I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CAVITIES." "YEAH,YOUDO ." "HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT CAVITIES." "YEAH,YOUDO ." "SPARKLEZESTIS THEBEST!" "YEAH,YOUDO ." "SPARKLEZESTIS THEBEST!" "WHICHONE?" "SPARKLEZESTIS THEBEST!" "WHICHONE?" "OBJECTIVE?" "WHICHONE?" "OBJECTIVE?" "HOUSEINTHEHILLS,TWOKIDS," "OBJECTIVE?" "HOUSEINTHEHILLS,TWOKIDS,  A DOG, AND A POOL BOY NAMED" "HOUSEINTHEHILLS,TWOKIDS,  A DOG, AND A POOL BOY NAMED MARIO." "A DOG, AND A POOL BOY NAMED MARIO." "BLACK." "MARIO." "BLACK." "YELLOWITIS !" "THANKYOU !" "SO,WHO'STHEVICTIM?" "AGUYIMET ..." "ONLINE." "AH,ONEOF THOSE." "AGUYIMET ..." "ONLINE." "AH,ONEOF THOSE." "DON'TJUDGE." "WE 'REYOUNG." "AH,ONEOF THOSE." "DON'TJUDGE." "WE 'REYOUNG." "I'M HAVING FUN." "DON'TJUDGE." "WE 'REYOUNG." "I'M HAVING FUN." "ZIP, PLEASE." "I'M HAVING FUN." "ZIP, PLEASE." "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS" "ZIP, PLEASE." "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS GET ON THE DATING SITES, LIKE" "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS GET ON THE DATING SITES, LIKE ME." "GET ON THE DATING SITES, LIKE ME." "I'MNOTDESPERATE." "ME." "I'MNOTDESPERATE." "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT." "I'MNOTDESPERATE." "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT." "YOUKNOWWHATYOURPROBLEM" "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT." "YOUKNOWWHATYOURPROBLEM IS?" "YOUKNOWWHATYOURPROBLEM IS?" "OR ONE OF YOUR MANY, I SHOULD" "IS?" "OR ONE OF YOUR MANY, I SHOULD SAY." "OR ONE OF YOUR MANY, I SHOULD SAY." "IT'S THAT YOU DON'T EMBRACE" "SAY." "IT'S THAT YOU DON'T EMBRACE CONTEMPORARY MEANS OF COURTSHIP." "IT'S THAT YOU DON'T EMBRACE CONTEMPORARY MEANS OF COURTSHIP." "THEN, YOU GET UPSET THAT YOU'RE" "CONTEMPORARY MEANS OF COURTSHIP." "THEN, YOU GET UPSET THAT YOU'RE NOT MEETING ANYBODY." "THEN, YOU GET UPSET THAT YOU'RE NOT MEETING ANYBODY." "IDON'TTHINKPEOPLESHOULD" "NOT MEETING ANYBODY." "IDON'TTHINKPEOPLESHOULD MEET THAT WAY." "BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE." "OH,OKAY,ANDSO, HOW DOYOU SUGGEST PEOPLE MEET, THEN," "OH,OKAY,ANDSO, HOW DOYOU SUGGEST PEOPLE MEET, THEN, MS. SUNDAY SCHOOL?" "SUGGEST PEOPLE MEET, THEN, MS. SUNDAY SCHOOL?" "AT THE CHURCH DANCE?" "MS. SUNDAY SCHOOL?" "AT THE CHURCH DANCE?" "IDON'TKNOW." "AT THE CHURCH DANCE?" "IDON'TKNOW." "I MEAN, DON'T PEOPLE JUST..." "IDON'TKNOW." "I MEAN, DON'T PEOPLE JUST..." "MEET ANYMORE?" "I MEAN, DON'T PEOPLE JUST..." "MEET ANYMORE?" ""L.,"A GUYWOULDLITERALLY" "MEET ANYMORE?" ""L.,"A GUYWOULDLITERALLY HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR HEAD FOR YOU" ""L.,"A GUYWOULDLITERALLY HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR HEAD FOR YOU TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." "HAVE TO SIT ON YOUR HEAD FOR YOU TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." "I'M JUST SAYING." "TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT." "I'M JUST SAYING." "LAST WEEK, THE COFFEE SPILL " "I'M JUST SAYING." "LAST WEEK, THE COFFEE SPILL -- YOU SAID HE WAS CUTE." "LAST WEEK, THE COFFEE SPILL -- YOU SAID HE WAS CUTE." "SO?" "YOU SAID HE WAS CUTE." "SO?" "SO,YOUWERETALKINGABOUT" "SO?" "SO,YOUWERETALKINGABOUT HIM FOR, LIKE, FOUR DAYS." "SO,YOUWERETALKINGABOUT HIM FOR, LIKE, FOUR DAYS." "UH,NO,IDIDN'T." "HIM FOR, LIKE, FOUR DAYS." "UH,NO,IDIDN'T." "OKAY, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE." "UH,NO,IDIDN'T." "OKAY, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE." "BUT YOU KNOW I HAVE OBSESSIVE" "OKAY, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE." "BUT YOU KNOW I HAVE OBSESSIVE TENDENCIES, AND THAT'S WHAT IT" "BUT YOU KNOW I HAVE OBSESSIVE TENDENCIES, AND THAT'S WHAT IT WAS." "TENDENCIES, AND THAT'S WHAT IT WAS." "PLUS, I LOOKED LIKE THE FREAKING" "WAS." "PLUS, I LOOKED LIKE THE FREAKING TOOTH FAIRY." "PLUS, I LOOKED LIKE THE FREAKING TOOTH FAIRY." "WELL,YEAH,YOUSTILLCOULD" "TOOTH FAIRY." "WELL,YEAH,YOUSTILLCOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM YOUR NUMBER." "WELL,YEAH,YOUSTILLCOULD HAVE GIVEN HIM YOUR NUMBER." "WHATWASISUPPOSEDTOSAY?" "HAVE GIVEN HIM YOUR NUMBER." "WHATWASISUPPOSEDTOSAY?" ""SORRY I DRENCHED YOU WITH MY" "WHATWASISUPPOSEDTOSAY?" ""SORRY I DRENCHED YOU WITH MY LATTE." ""SORRY I DRENCHED YOU WITH MY LATTE." "HERE'S MY NUMBER." "LATTE." "HERE'S MY NUMBER." "HOW ABOUT WE SIT AND TALK ABOUT" "HERE'S MY NUMBER." "HOW ABOUT WE SIT AND TALK ABOUT IT SOMETIME?"" "HOW ABOUT WE SIT AND TALK ABOUT IT SOMETIME?" YOUCOULDHAVEOFFEREDTOPAY" "IT SOMETIME?" YOUCOULDHAVEOFFEREDTOPAY FOR HIS DRY CLEANING." "YOUCOULDHAVEOFFEREDTOPAY FOR HIS DRY CLEANING." "YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ON YOUR FEET" "FOR HIS DRY CLEANING." "YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ON YOUR FEET BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU ONLY GET" "YOU'VE GOT TO THINK ON YOUR FEET BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT." "BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT." "SPEAKING OF..." "HOW DO I LOOK?" "ONE SHOT." "SPEAKING OF..." "HOW DO I LOOK?" "I'DDOYOU." "SPEAKING OF..." "HOW DO I LOOK?" "I'DDOYOU." "I'LLCONSIDERIT ." "I'DDOYOU." "I'LLCONSIDERIT ." "MWAH!" "DON'T WAIT UP!" "IJUSTCAN'TGET THISGIRL  OUT OF MY MIND, MAN." "I MEAN, SHE WAS IN AND OUT OF MY" "OUT OF MY MIND, MAN." "I MEAN, SHE WAS IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES." "I MEAN, SHE WAS IN AND OUT OF MY LIFE IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES." "YOU KNOW HOW ELECTRICITY CAN" "LIFE IN LESS THAN FIVE MINUTES." "YOU KNOW HOW ELECTRICITY CAN PASS BETWEEN PEOPLE?" "YOU KNOW HOW ELECTRICITY CAN PASS BETWEEN PEOPLE?" "IT WAS LIKE THIS " " THIS THING!" "PASS BETWEEN PEOPLE?" "IT WAS LIKE THIS " " THIS THING!" "YOU KNOW THAT THING?" "IT WAS LIKE THIS " " THIS THING!" "YOU KNOW THAT THING?" "IT'S LIKE A LASER, AND IT..." "YOU KNOW THAT THING?" "IT'S LIKE A LASER, AND IT..." "[ SIGHS ]" "IT'S LIKE A LASER, AND IT..." "[ SIGHS ] I'M ABSOLUTELY " " I'M KICKING" "[ SIGHS ] I'M ABSOLUTELY " " I'M KICKING MYSELF THAT I DIDN'T GET HER" "I'M ABSOLUTELY " " I'M KICKING MYSELF THAT I DIDN'T GET HER NAME." "MYSELF THAT I DIDN'T GET HER NAME." "I DIDN'T GET HER NUMBER," "NAME." "I DIDN'T GET HER NUMBER, NOTHING." "I DIDN'T GET HER NUMBER, NOTHING." "I MEAN, WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "NOTHING." "I MEAN, WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "I MEAN, WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "DO YOU THINK I SHOULD JUST..." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "DO YOU THINK I SHOULD JUST..." "JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE THING?" "DO YOU THINK I SHOULD JUST..." "JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE THING?" "NO." "JUST FORGET THIS WHOLE THING?" "NO." "SEE?" "MENEITHER." "NO." "SEE?" "MENEITHER." "I THINK I SHOULD GO BACK TO THAT" "SEE?" "MENEITHER." "I THINK I SHOULD GO BACK TO THAT COFFEE SHOP AND SEE " " I DON'T" "I THINK I SHOULD GO BACK TO THAT COFFEE SHOP AND SEE " " I DON'T KNOW." "COFFEE SHOP AND SEE " " I DON'T KNOW." "MAYBE SHE'LL SHOW UP AGAIN." "KNOW." "MAYBE SHE'LL SHOW UP AGAIN." "ALLRIGHT." "MAYBE SHE'LL SHOW UP AGAIN." "ALLRIGHT." "I WILL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP" "ALLRIGHT." "I WILL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE." "I WILL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE." "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE" "SIDE." "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE RACETRACK, YOU CRAZY GAMBLER." "YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE RACETRACK, YOU CRAZY GAMBLER." "ALL RIGHT, THEN." "RACETRACK, YOU CRAZY GAMBLER." "ALL RIGHT, THEN." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT, THEN." "OKAY." "THIS GUY HAS A SERIOUS GAMBLING" "OKAY." "THIS GUY HAS A SERIOUS GAMBLING PROBLEM." "THIS GUY HAS A SERIOUS GAMBLING PROBLEM." "WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?" "PROBLEM." "WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?" "KEV?" "WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?" "KEV?" "DR.COLLEENSANDERS," "KEV?" "DR.COLLEENSANDERS, PSYCHOLOGIST AND EXPERT ON THE" "DR.COLLEENSANDERS, PSYCHOLOGIST AND EXPERT ON THE LAW OF ATTRACTION AND THE" "PSYCHOLOGIST AND EXPERT ON THE LAW OF ATTRACTION AND THE AUTHOR OF THIS NEW BOOK," "LAW OF ATTRACTION AND THE AUTHOR OF THIS NEW BOOK, "GET WHAT'S YOURS."" "AUTHOR OF THIS NEW BOOK, "GET WHAT'S YOURS." WELL,THAT'SREALLYWHATMY" ""GET WHAT'S YOURS." WELL,THAT'SREALLYWHATMY BOOK IS TALKING ABOUT." "WELL,THAT'SREALLYWHATMY BOOK IS TALKING ABOUT." "WE'RE ALL PART OF THIS" "BOOK IS TALKING ABOUT." "WE'RE ALL PART OF THIS UNIVERSE, AND IT VERY MUCH" "WE'RE ALL PART OF THIS UNIVERSE, AND IT VERY MUCH WANTS US TO SUCCEED IN EVERY" "UNIVERSE, AND IT VERY MUCH WANTS US TO SUCCEED IN EVERY AREA OF OUR LIVES, BE IT LOVE," "WANTS US TO SUCCEED IN EVERY AREA OF OUR LIVES, BE IT LOVE, CAREER, WEALTH." "AREA OF OUR LIVES, BE IT LOVE, CAREER, WEALTH." "AND THE UNIVERSE WILL CREATE" "CAREER, WEALTH." "AND THE UNIVERSE WILL CREATE OPPORTUNITIES FOR US." "AND THE UNIVERSE WILL CREATE OPPORTUNITIES FOR US." "HOWEVER, IT'S UP TO US TO" "OPPORTUNITIES FOR US." "HOWEVER, IT'S UP TO US TO RECOGNIZE THOSE OPPORTUNITIES," "HOWEVER, IT'S UP TO US TO RECOGNIZE THOSE OPPORTUNITIES, NOTICE THE SIGNS." "RECOGNIZE THOSE OPPORTUNITIES, NOTICE THE SIGNS." "SO,HOWDOESTHISAPPLYTO" "NOTICE THE SIGNS." "SO,HOWDOESTHISAPPLYTO LOVE, FOR EXAMPLE?" "SO,HOWDOESTHISAPPLYTO LOVE, FOR EXAMPLE?" "I'M SURE WE HAVE A LOT OF" "LOVE, FOR EXAMPLE?" "I'M SURE WE HAVE A LOT OF SINGLE PEOPLE AT HOME WHO WANT" "I'M SURE WE HAVE A LOT OF SINGLE PEOPLE AT HOME WHO WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MEET THAT" "SINGLE PEOPLE AT HOME WHO WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MEET THAT SPECIAL PERSON" "TO KNOW HOW TO MEET THAT SPECIAL PERSON OR, PERHAPS, MAYBE TO FIND OUT" "SPECIAL PERSON OR, PERHAPS, MAYBE TO FIND OUT IF THEY ALREADY HAVE." "OR, PERHAPS, MAYBE TO FIND OUT IF THEY ALREADY HAVE." "WELL,TIM,IT ALLREALLY" "IF THEY ALREADY HAVE." "WELL,TIM,IT ALLREALLY COMES DOWN TO PAYING ATTENTION" "WELL,TIM,IT ALLREALLY COMES DOWN TO PAYING ATTENTION TO THE SIGNS THE UNIVERSE IS" "COMES DOWN TO PAYING ATTENTION TO THE SIGNS THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING US AND DO EVERYTHING" "TO THE SIGNS THE UNIVERSE IS GIVING US AND DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF" "GIVING US AND DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM AND ULTIMATELY FULFILL" "POSSIBLE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM AND ULTIMATELY FULFILL WHAT THE UNIVERSE ALREADY WANTS" "THEM AND ULTIMATELY FULFILL WHAT THE UNIVERSE ALREADY WANTS FOR US." "WHAT THE UNIVERSE ALREADY WANTS FOR US." "SO,INASENSE,EVERYTHING" "FOR US." "SO,INASENSE,EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON." "SO,INASENSE,EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON." "SO, GET OFF YOUR BUTT, GET" "HAPPENS FOR A REASON." "SO, GET OFF YOUR BUTT, GET OUT THERE, AND GET WHAT'S" "SO, GET OFF YOUR BUTT, GET OUT THERE, AND GET WHAT'S ALREADY YOURS." "OUT THERE, AND GET WHAT'S ALREADY YOURS." "EXACTLY." "ALREADY YOURS." "EXACTLY." "WE'LLBERIGHTBACK." "EXACTLY." "WE'LLBERIGHTBACK." "[ APPLAUSE]" "AREYOUAVOIDINGMYPHONE CALLS, MISTER?" "NO." "CALLS, MISTER?" "NO." "I, UH, JUST THOUGHT WE WERE" "NO." "I, UH, JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA " " WEREN'T GONNA, YOU" "I, UH, JUST THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA " " WEREN'T GONNA, YOU KNOW, CALL FOR A BIT." "GONNA " " WEREN'T GONNA, YOU KNOW, CALL FOR A BIT." "ISTOPPEDCALLING,DIDN'TI?" "KNOW, CALL FOR A BIT." "ISTOPPEDCALLING,DIDN'TI?" "SO,YOUJUSTDECIDEDTO..." "ISTOPPEDCALLING,DIDN'TI?" "SO,YOUJUSTDECIDEDTO..." "DROP BY?" "SO,YOUJUSTDECIDEDTO..." "DROP BY?" "IMEAN,HOWELSEAMI" "DROP BY?" "IMEAN,HOWELSEAMI SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU" "IMEAN,HOWELSEAMI SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU WON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?" "SUPPOSED TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU WON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?" "ITHOUGHTWE DECIDEDTOTAKE" "WON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE?" "ITHOUGHTWE DECIDEDTOTAKE  A LITTLE TIME OFF." "ITHOUGHTWE DECIDEDTOTAKE  A LITTLE TIME OFF." "EVEN YOU SAID IT MIGHT BE GOOD" "A LITTLE TIME OFF." "EVEN YOU SAID IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR US." "EVEN YOU SAID IT MIGHT BE GOOD FOR US." "REMEMBER?" "FOR US." "REMEMBER?" "IJUSTDON'TUNDERSTANDWHY" "REMEMBER?" "IJUSTDON'TUNDERSTANDWHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH." "IJUSTDON'TUNDERSTANDWHY YOU HATE ME SO MUCH." "CYNDY,I DON'THATEYOU ." "YOU HATE ME SO MUCH." "CYNDY,I DON'THATEYOU ." "YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE." "CYNDY,I DON'THATEYOU ." "YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE." "I JUST NEED TO, LIKE, MARINATE" "YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE." "I JUST NEED TO, LIKE, MARINATE IN THIS NEW SCRIPT." "I JUST NEED TO, LIKE, MARINATE IN THIS NEW SCRIPT." "I THINK YOU'RE, LIKE, TAKING" "IN THIS NEW SCRIPT." "I THINK YOU'RE, LIKE, TAKING THIS, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO" "I THINK YOU'RE, LIKE, TAKING THIS, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO PERSONALLY." "THIS, LIKE, A LITTLE TOO PERSONALLY." "OFCOURSEIAM!" "PERSONALLY." "OFCOURSEIAM!" "I AM A PERSON." "OFCOURSEIAM!" "I AM A PERSON." "YEAH,I KNOWTHAT,AND ..." "I AM A PERSON." "YEAH,I KNOWTHAT,AND ..." "BUT I JUST NEED..." "SOME SPACE," "YEAH,I KNOWTHAT,AND ..." "BUT I JUST NEED..." "SOME SPACE, YOU KNOW?" "BUT I JUST NEED..." "SOME SPACE, YOU KNOW?" "[SIGHS]" "YOU KNOW?" "[SIGHS] I'M STARVING." "[SIGHS] I'M STARVING." "YOU HAVE ANY FOOD?" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "WHY DON'T WE GO OUT TO DINNER?" "NO,I 'MNOTHUNGRY." "WHY DON'T WE GO OUT TO DINNER?" "NO,I 'MNOTHUNGRY." "I JUST..." "I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO" "NO,I 'MNOTHUNGRY." "I JUST..." "I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO." "I JUST..." "I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO." "COMEON,BABY." "DO." "COMEON,BABY." "YOU'RE JUST TIRED." "COMEON,BABY." "YOU'RE JUST TIRED." "YOU KNOW?" "YOU'RE JUST TIRED." "YOU KNOW?" "IDON'TKNOW." "YOU KNOW?" "IDON'TKNOW." "YOUJUSTNEEDTORELAX." "IDON'TKNOW." "YOUJUSTNEEDTORELAX." "[SIGHS]" "YOUJUSTNEEDTORELAX." "[SIGHS] DOYOUWANTALAXATIVE?" "[SIGHS] DOYOUWANTALAXATIVE?" "I THINK I HAVE SOME XANAX LEFT." "DOYOUWANTALAXATIVE?" "I THINK I HAVE SOME XANAX LEFT." "NO,THANKYOU." "I THINK I HAVE SOME XANAX LEFT." "NO,THANKYOU." "OKAY,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "NO,THANKYOU." "OKAY,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY IN, AND" "OKAY,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY IN, AND WE'LL GET SOME TAKEOUT, AND" "WHY DON'T WE JUST STAY IN, AND WE'LL GET SOME TAKEOUT, AND WE'LL JUST GO ON THE COUCH AND" "WE'LL GET SOME TAKEOUT, AND WE'LL JUST GO ON THE COUCH AND CUDDLE?" "WE'LL JUST GO ON THE COUCH AND CUDDLE?" "OKAY." "[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]" "[ BELL JINGLES ]" "HI." "EXCUSEME." "UM, HI." "I SAW YOU ON TV." "UM, HI." "I SAW YOU ON TV." "I'M A BIG FAN." "I SAW YOU ON TV." "I'M A BIG FAN." "OH,THANKYOU." "I'M A BIG FAN." "OH,THANKYOU." "THANKS FOR WATCHING." "OH,THANKYOU." "THANKS FOR WATCHING." "CAN I ALSO GET A PACK OF" "THANKS FOR WATCHING." "CAN I ALSO GET A PACK OF KOOL'S MENTHOL, PLEASE." "CAN I ALSO GET A PACK OF KOOL'S MENTHOL, PLEASE." "Hi!" "KOOL'S MENTHOL, PLEASE." "Hi!" "CAN I JUST ASK YOU A QUESTION?" "Hi!" "CAN I JUST ASK YOU A QUESTION?" "SURE." "CAN I JUST ASK YOU A QUESTION?" "SURE." "ALSO, A SCRATCHER, TOO." "SURE." "ALSO, A SCRATCHER, TOO." "IMEAN,IT 'SSOMETHINGYOU" "ALSO, A SCRATCHER, TOO." "IMEAN,IT 'SSOMETHINGYOU  SAID ON THE SHOW." "IMEAN,IT 'SSOMETHINGYOU  SAID ON THE SHOW." "I AM TOTALLY GONNA BUY YOUR" "SAID ON THE SHOW." "I AM TOTALLY GONNA BUY YOUR BOOK." "I AM TOTALLY GONNA BUY YOUR BOOK." "I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A FREEBIE" "BOOK." "I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A FREEBIE HERE." "I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A FREEBIE HERE." "IONLYHAVEAFEWMINUTES" "HERE." "IONLYHAVEAFEWMINUTES LEFT TO MY METER, SO..." "IONLYHAVEAFEWMINUTES LEFT TO MY METER, SO..." "OH,PERFECT,PERFECT." "LEFT TO MY METER, SO..." "OH,PERFECT,PERFECT." "I'LL BE REALLY QUICK." "OH,PERFECT,PERFECT." "I'LL BE REALLY QUICK." "ALL RIGHT." "I'LL BE REALLY QUICK." "ALL RIGHT." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT." "OKAY." "ON YOUR SHOW, YOU SAID" "OKAY." "ON YOUR SHOW, YOU SAID EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A" "ON YOUR SHOW, YOU SAID EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON." "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON." "RIGHT." "REASON." "RIGHT." "ANDTHEREARENOCOINCIDENCES" "RIGHT." "ANDTHEREARENOCOINCIDENCES AND ALL THAT." "ANDTHEREARENOCOINCIDENCES AND ALL THAT." "YEAH." "AND ALL THAT." "YEAH." "$23.53,PLEASE." "YEAH." "$23.53,PLEASE." "IJUSTHAPPENEDTOSEEYOUON" "$23.53,PLEASE." "IJUSTHAPPENEDTOSEEYOUON  TV, AND WELL, HERE YOU ARE!" "IJUSTHAPPENEDTOSEEYOUON  TV, AND WELL, HERE YOU ARE!" "SO, IF THAT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE," "TV, AND WELL, HERE YOU ARE!" "SO, IF THAT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE, IT'S A SIGN, RIGHT?" "SO, IF THAT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE, IT'S A SIGN, RIGHT?" "BECAUSEYOUSAWMEONTV ,AND" "IT'S A SIGN, RIGHT?" "BECAUSEYOUSAWMEONTV ,AND THEN YOU RAN INTO ME IN A LIQUOR" "BECAUSEYOUSAWMEONTV ,AND THEN YOU RAN INTO ME IN A LIQUOR STORE IN LOS ANGELES?" "THEN YOU RAN INTO ME IN A LIQUOR STORE IN LOS ANGELES?" "WELL,YES." "STORE IN LOS ANGELES?" "WELL,YES." "SOUNDSLIKEASIGNTOME ." "WELL,YES." "SOUNDSLIKEASIGNTOME ." "Yes!" "SOUNDSLIKEASIGNTOME ." "Yes!" "I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP IN" "Yes!" "I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP IN THE SKY." "I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING UP IN THE SKY." "SO, WHAT DO I DO NOW?" "THE SKY." "SO, WHAT DO I DO NOW?" "I'MSOSORRY." "SO, WHAT DO I DO NOW?" "I'MSOSORRY." "I REALLY AM IN A BIT OF A RUSH." "I'MSOSORRY." "I REALLY AM IN A BIT OF A RUSH." "IAMSO GONNAGET THATBOOK ." "I REALLY AM IN A BIT OF A RUSH." "IAMSO GONNAGET THATBOOK ." "BESTOFLUCK." "IAMSO GONNAGET THATBOOK ." "BESTOFLUCK." "YOUTOO!" "BESTOFLUCK." "YOUTOO!" "LOVETHEROBE." "YOUTOO!" "LOVETHEROBE." "OH,UM..." "LOVETHEROBE." "OH,UM..." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OH,UM..." "[ CHUCKLES ] SORRY." "UM..." "[ BOTH CHUCKLING ]" "HI!" "HI!" "IKNOWWHATIHAVE TODO ." "HI!" "IKNOWWHATIHAVE TODO ." "OKAY." "IKNOWWHATIHAVE TODO ." "OKAY." "LAURA, THIS IS MIKE." "OKAY." "LAURA, THIS IS MIKE." "MIKE, THIS IS MY ROOMMATE," "LAURA, THIS IS MIKE." "MIKE, THIS IS MY ROOMMATE, LAURA, IN AN UNMEDICATED STATE." "MIKE, THIS IS MY ROOMMATE, LAURA, IN AN UNMEDICATED STATE." "VERYNICETO MEETYOU ." "LAURA, IN AN UNMEDICATED STATE." "VERYNICETO MEETYOU ." "WHAT'SUP?" "VERYNICETO MEETYOU ." "WHAT'SUP?" "SO,LISTEN." "WHAT'SUP?" "SO,LISTEN." "THE UNIVERSE WAS SENDING ME A" "SO,LISTEN." "THE UNIVERSE WAS SENDING ME A SIGN." "THE UNIVERSE WAS SENDING ME A SIGN." "IT'S FATE!" "SIGN." "IT'S FATE!" "OKAY,UM..." "IT'S FATE!" "OKAY,UM..." "MY BEDROOM IS RIGHT THERE." "OKAY,UM..." "MY BEDROOM IS RIGHT THERE." "MIGHT BE A MINUTE." "MY BEDROOM IS RIGHT THERE." "MIGHT BE A MINUTE." "What are you talking about?" "!" "MIGHT BE A MINUTE." "What are you talking about?" "!" "THEUNIVERSE" " IT WAS" "What are you talking about?" "!" "THEUNIVERSE" " IT WAS CREATING AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ME." "THEUNIVERSE" " IT WAS CREATING AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ME." "I JUST WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION." "CREATING AN OPPORTUNITY FOR ME." "I JUST WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION." "OKAY." "I JUST WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION." "OKAY." "YOUKNOW,THEWHOLE" "OKAY." "YOUKNOW,THEWHOLE "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A" "YOUKNOW,THEWHOLE "EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON," FATE, DESTINY." ""EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON," FATE, DESTINY." "THERE ARE SIGNS OUT THERE." "REASON," FATE, DESTINY." "THERE ARE SIGNS OUT THERE." "IT'S JUST UP TO US TO NOTICE" "THERE ARE SIGNS OUT THERE." "IT'S JUST UP TO US TO NOTICE THEM!" "IT'S JUST UP TO US TO NOTICE THEM!" "WHATSIGNS,HONEY?" "THEM!" "WHATSIGNS,HONEY?" "OH, MY GOD." "WHATSIGNS,HONEY?" "OH, MY GOD." "DID YOU EAT THE MUSHROOMS FROM" "OH, MY GOD." "DID YOU EAT THE MUSHROOMS FROM THE FREEZER?" "DID YOU EAT THE MUSHROOMS FROM THE FREEZER?" "NO,SILLY!" "LISTEN." "THE FREEZER?" "NO,SILLY!" "LISTEN." "I'M GONNA FIND HIM." "NO,SILLY!" "LISTEN." "I'M GONNA FIND HIM." "WHO?" "I'M GONNA FIND HIM." "WHO?" "THECOFFEEGUY." "WHO?" "THECOFFEEGUY." "HOWAREYOUPLANNINGONDOING" "THECOFFEEGUY." "HOWAREYOUPLANNINGONDOING  THAT?" "HOWAREYOUPLANNINGONDOING  THAT?" "IHAVEN'TFIGUREDTHATOUT" "THAT?" "IHAVEN'TFIGUREDTHATOUT YET." "IHAVEN'TFIGUREDTHATOUT YET." "MAYBE I'LL GO BACK TO THE" "YET." "MAYBE I'LL GO BACK TO THE COFFEE SHOP." "MAYBE I'LL GO BACK TO THE COFFEE SHOP." "MAYBE HE GOES THERE ALL THE" "COFFEE SHOP." "MAYBE HE GOES THERE ALL THE TIME." "MAYBE HE GOES THERE ALL THE TIME." "MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO HIM." "TIME." "MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO HIM." "SO,YOU'REGONNASTALK." "MAYBE I'LL RUN INTO HIM." "SO,YOU'REGONNASTALK." "NO." "LOITER,REALLY." "SO,YOU'REGONNASTALK." "NO." "LOITER,REALLY." "IS THIS CRAZY?" "NO." "LOITER,REALLY." "IS THIS CRAZY?" "ALITTLECRAZY'SOKAY." "IS THIS CRAZY?" "ALITTLECRAZY'SOKAY." "JUST PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA" "ALITTLECRAZY'SOKAY." "JUST PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA START BOILING ANY RABBITS, OKAY?" "JUST PROMISE ME YOU'RE NOT GONNA START BOILING ANY RABBITS, OKAY?" "YOUHAVEMY WORD." "START BOILING ANY RABBITS, OKAY?" "YOUHAVEMY WORD." "ANDDON'TWEARTHE PRINCESS" "YOUHAVEMY WORD." "ANDDON'TWEARTHE PRINCESS OUTFIT." "ANDDON'TWEARTHE PRINCESS OUTFIT." "I KNOW YOU WANT TO." "OUTFIT." "I KNOW YOU WANT TO." "JUST..." "DON'T." "I KNOW YOU WANT TO." "JUST..." "DON'T." "NO." "JUST..." "DON'T." "NO." "OKAY." "YO,KEV?" "ZACKSTEINER." "WHAT'SUP,BRO?" "ZACKSTEINER." "WHAT'SUP,BRO?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "WHAT'SUP,BRO?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "JUST,YOUKNOW,HOPINGTORUN" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "JUST,YOUKNOW,HOPINGTORUN INTO YOU." "JUST,YOUKNOW,HOPINGTORUN INTO YOU." "NOSHIT?" "INTO YOU." "NOSHIT?" "YEAH, I'M HERE EVERY SATURDAY" "NOSHIT?" "YEAH, I'M HERE EVERY SATURDAY AFTER MY RIDE." "YEAH, I'M HERE EVERY SATURDAY AFTER MY RIDE." "THEY GOT GOOD WHEATGRASS." "AFTER MY RIDE." "THEY GOT GOOD WHEATGRASS." "YOU LIKE WHEATGRASS?" "THEY GOT GOOD WHEATGRASS." "YOU LIKE WHEATGRASS?" "UH..." "YEAH..." "YOU LIKE WHEATGRASS?" "UH..." "YEAH..." "I DIDN'T KNOW THEY SOLD IT HERE." "UH..." "YEAH..." "I DIDN'T KNOW THEY SOLD IT HERE." "YEAH,SECRETMENU." "I DIDN'T KNOW THEY SOLD IT HERE." "YEAH,SECRETMENU." "I CRAVE THE SHIT AFTER A RIDE." "YEAH,SECRETMENU." "I CRAVE THE SHIT AFTER A RIDE." "LISTEN, MAN." "I CRAVE THE SHIT AFTER A RIDE." "LISTEN, MAN." "I'M SORRY ABOUT BAILING ON YOU" "LISTEN, MAN." "I'M SORRY ABOUT BAILING ON YOU THE OTHER DAY." "I'M SORRY ABOUT BAILING ON YOU THE OTHER DAY." "I HAD TO TAKE MY WIFE TO THE" "THE OTHER DAY." "I HAD TO TAKE MY WIFE TO THE VET." "I HAD TO TAKE MY WIFE TO THE VET." "ISSHEOKAY?" "VET." "ISSHEOKAY?" "OH,YEAH,YEAH." "ISSHEOKAY?" "OH,YEAH,YEAH." "SHE'S FINE." "SHE'S FINE." "OH,YEAH,YEAH." "SHE'S FINE." "SHE'S FINE." "IT'S HERE BICHON." "SHE'S FINE." "SHE'S FINE." "IT'S HERE BICHON." "LITTLE BITCH HAD A PSYCHOTIC" "IT'S HERE BICHON." "LITTLE BITCH HAD A PSYCHOTIC REACTION TO OUR NEW LAWN" "LITTLE BITCH HAD A PSYCHOTIC REACTION TO OUR NEW LAWN FERTILIZER." "REACTION TO OUR NEW LAWN FERTILIZER." "WOW." "FERTILIZER." "WOW." "YEAH, THE CHEMICALS THEY PUT IN" "WOW." "YEAH, THE CHEMICALS THEY PUT IN THAT STUFF, HUH?" "YEAH, THE CHEMICALS THEY PUT IN THAT STUFF, HUH?" "NOSHIT." "THAT STUFF, HUH?" "NOSHIT." "LISTEN." "NOSHIT." "LISTEN." "LET ME BUY YOU A SHOT OF" "LISTEN." "LET ME BUY YOU A SHOT OF WHEATGRASS." "LET ME BUY YOU A SHOT OF WHEATGRASS." "WE'LL SIT DOWN." "WHEATGRASS." "WE'LL SIT DOWN." "WE'LL TALK ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT." "WE'LL SIT DOWN." "WE'LL TALK ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT." "YOU HAVE IT ON YOU?" "WE'LL TALK ABOUT YOUR SCRIPT." "YOU HAVE IT ON YOU?" "I..." "UH..." "YOU HAVE IT ON YOU?" "I..." "UH..." "I, ACTUALLY, YES." "I..." "UH..." "I, ACTUALLY, YES." "I HAVE A COPY IN MY CAR." "I, ACTUALLY, YES." "I HAVE A COPY IN MY CAR." "PERFECT." "I HAVE A COPY IN MY CAR." "PERFECT." "WHY DON'T YOU GRAB IT?" "PERFECT." "WHY DON'T YOU GRAB IT?" "I'LL MEET YOU HERE." "WHY DON'T YOU GRAB IT?" "I'LL MEET YOU HERE." "OKAY." "I'LL MEET YOU HERE." "OKAY." "RIGHTON!" "OKAY." "RIGHTON!" "SOUNDSLIKEAPLAN." "RIGHTON!" "SOUNDSLIKEAPLAN." "GOON." "SO,WHATDO IDO, BECAUSE THE COFFEE SHOP WAS OBVIOUSLY A BUST." "THE COFFEE SHOP WAS OBVIOUSLY A BUST." "HMM." "BUST." "HMM." "WHATIFHE DOESN'TEVENLIVE" "HMM." "WHATIFHE DOESN'TEVENLIVE  IN L.A.?" "WHATIFHE DOESN'TEVENLIVE  IN L.A.?" "WHAT IF HE WAS JUST HERE FOR" "IN L.A.?" "WHAT IF HE WAS JUST HERE FOR SOME MEETINGS, AND THEN HE" "WHAT IF HE WAS JUST HERE FOR SOME MEETINGS, AND THEN HE HOPPED RIGHT BACK ON A PLANE TO" "SOME MEETINGS, AND THEN HE HOPPED RIGHT BACK ON A PLANE TO ANYWHERE?" "HOPPED RIGHT BACK ON A PLANE TO ANYWHERE?" "TOHISWIFE,KIDS,WHITE" "ANYWHERE?" "TOHISWIFE,KIDS,WHITE PICKET FENCE IN THE SUBURBS?" "TOHISWIFE,KIDS,WHITE PICKET FENCE IN THE SUBURBS?" "YOUTHINKHE WASMARRIED?" "PICKET FENCE IN THE SUBURBS?" "YOUTHINKHE WASMARRIED?" "ANYTHING'SPOSSIBLE." "YOUTHINKHE WASMARRIED?" "ANYTHING'SPOSSIBLE." "INEVEREVENTHOUGHTOFTHAT." "ANYTHING'SPOSSIBLE." "INEVEREVENTHOUGHTOFTHAT." "DIDYOUSEEARING ?" "INEVEREVENTHOUGHTOFTHAT." "DIDYOUSEEARING ?" "IDIDN'TLOOK." "DIDYOUSEEARING ?" "IDIDN'TLOOK." "YOUALWAYSHAVETOLOOK FORA" "IDIDN'TLOOK." "YOUALWAYSHAVETOLOOK FORA  RING!" "YOUALWAYSHAVETOLOOK FORA  RING!" "LIKETHAT'SSTOPPEDYOU ." "RING!" "LIKETHAT'SSTOPPEDYOU ." "OKAY,EXCUSEME ?" "LIKETHAT'SSTOPPEDYOU ." "OKAY,EXCUSEME ?" "THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME." "OKAY,EXCUSEME ?" "THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME." "[CHUCKLES]" "THAT WAS JUST ONE TIME." "[CHUCKLES] OKAY,MAYBETWOTIMES,BUT" "[CHUCKLES] OKAY,MAYBETWOTIMES,BUT THAT OTHER TIME DOESN'T REALLY" "OKAY,MAYBETWOTIMES,BUT THAT OTHER TIME DOESN'T REALLY COUNT BECAUSE HE WASN'T MARRIED" "THAT OTHER TIME DOESN'T REALLY COUNT BECAUSE HE WASN'T MARRIED YET." "COUNT BECAUSE HE WASN'T MARRIED YET." "EVENIFCOFFEEGUY ISN 'T" "YET." "EVENIFCOFFEEGUY ISN 'T MARRIED, HE PROBABLY HAS A" "EVENIFCOFFEEGUY ISN 'T MARRIED, HE PROBABLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND OR A fiancée." "MARRIED, HE PROBABLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND OR A fiancée." "HECOULDBE GAY." "GIRLFRIEND OR A fiancée." "HECOULDBE GAY." "ICANTOTALLYSEE THAT." "HECOULDBE GAY." "ICANTOTALLYSEE THAT." "IT'SJUSTAN EXERCISEIN" "ICANTOTALLYSEE THAT." "IT'SJUSTAN EXERCISEIN FUTILITY, ALTHOUGH NOT ENTIRELY" "IT'SJUSTAN EXERCISEIN FUTILITY, ALTHOUGH NOT ENTIRELY IRREVERSIBLE." "FUTILITY, ALTHOUGH NOT ENTIRELY IRREVERSIBLE." "I'MCHASINGAGUY WHO DOESN'T" "IRREVERSIBLE." "I'MCHASINGAGUY WHO DOESN'T EXIST." "I'MCHASINGAGUY WHO DOESN'T EXIST." "OH,HONEY,AREN'TWEALL?" "EXIST." "OH,HONEY,AREN'TWEALL?" "OH,THISIS TORTURE!" "OH,HONEY,AREN'TWEALL?" "OH,THISIS TORTURE!" "I'vegotan idea!" "OH,THISIS TORTURE!" "I'vegotan idea!" "SHEHASAN IDEA." "I'vegotan idea!" "SHEHASAN IDEA." "IT'SBRILLIANT." "SHEHASAN IDEA." "IT'SBRILLIANT." "IT'S BRILLIANT, MAY." "IT'SBRILLIANT." "IT'S BRILLIANT, MAY." "IBELIEVEYOU." "IT'S BRILLIANT, MAY." "IBELIEVEYOU." "[LAUGHS]" "YOUKNOWWHATIWASTHINKING?" "HUH?" "WHOMADEUP WORDS?" "HUH?" "WHOMADEUP WORDS?" "WORDS?" "WHOMADEUP WORDS?" "WORDS?" "TABLE..." "WORDS?" "TABLE..." "DOG..." "TABLE..." "DOG..." "INSECTICIDE." "DOG..." "INSECTICIDE." "I..." "HAVENOIDEA,HON ." "INSECTICIDE." "I..." "HAVENOIDEA,HON ." "SO,LIKE,ABUNCHOFGUYSA" "I..." "HAVENOIDEA,HON ." "SO,LIKE,ABUNCHOFGUYSA  HUNDRED YEARS AGO, AND THEY'RE" "SO,LIKE,ABUNCHOFGUYSA  HUNDRED YEARS AGO, AND THEY'RE ALL SITTING AROUND SAYING, YOU" "HUNDRED YEARS AGO, AND THEY'RE ALL SITTING AROUND SAYING, YOU KNOW, "WE HAVE THESE THINGS." "ALL SITTING AROUND SAYING, YOU KNOW, "WE HAVE THESE THINGS." "MIGHT AS WELL CALL THEM" "KNOW, "WE HAVE THESE THINGS." "MIGHT AS WELL CALL THEM SOMETHING." "MIGHT AS WELL CALL THEM SOMETHING." "LET'S MAKE UP SOME WORDS."" "SOMETHING." "LET'S MAKE UP SOME WORDS." BUTHOWDIDTHEYHAVE THAT" "LET'S MAKE UP SOME WORDS." BUTHOWDIDTHEYHAVE THAT  CONVERSATION IF THEY HADN'T" "BUTHOWDIDTHEYHAVE THAT  CONVERSATION IF THEY HADN'T INVENTED THE WORDS YET?" "CONVERSATION IF THEY HADN'T INVENTED THE WORDS YET?" "HMM." "INVENTED THE WORDS YET?" "HMM." "YOU'RE SO SMART." "HMM." "YOU'RE SO SMART." "THAT'S WHY WE'RE SO GOOD" "YOU'RE SO SMART." "THAT'S WHY WE'RE SO GOOD TOGETHER." "THAT'S WHY WE'RE SO GOOD TOGETHER." "YEAH,THAT'SGOTTOBEIT ." "TOGETHER." "YEAH,THAT'SGOTTOBEIT ." "[CHUCKLES]" "YEAH,THAT'SGOTTOBEIT ." "[CHUCKLES] HMM." "[CHUCKLES] HMM." "OH,YEAH,THISISIT." "HMM." "OH,YEAH,THISISIT." "THIS IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST" "OH,YEAH,THISISIT." "THIS IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST DATING SITE IN L.A." "THIS IS, LIKE, THE BIGGEST DATING SITE IN L.A. WE'VE GOT STRAIGHT DATING, GAY" "DATING SITE IN L.A. WE'VE GOT STRAIGHT DATING, GAY DATING, BI DATING, GROUP DATING," "WE'VE GOT STRAIGHT DATING, GAY DATING, BI DATING, GROUP DATING, BIZARRE AND UNUSUAL, FETISHES " "DATING, BI DATING, GROUP DATING, BIZARRE AND UNUSUAL, FETISHES -- OOH, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU." "BIZARRE AND UNUSUAL, FETISHES -- OOH, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU." "BUT, THEN, OKAY," "OOH, THAT'S NOT FOR YOU." "BUT, THEN, OKAY, RANDOM ENCOUNTERS IS WHAT WE'RE" "BUT, THEN, OKAY, RANDOM ENCOUNTERS IS WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR." "RANDOM ENCOUNTERS IS WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR." "THIS IS BASICALLY FOR PEOPLE WHO" "LOOKING FOR." "THIS IS BASICALLY FOR PEOPLE WHO MEET EACH OTHER, FEEL LIKE THEY" "THIS IS BASICALLY FOR PEOPLE WHO MEET EACH OTHER, FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE A CONNECTION, BUT THEY'RE" "MEET EACH OTHER, FEEL LIKE THEY HAVE A CONNECTION, BUT THEY'RE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO SOMETHING" "HAVE A CONNECTION, BUT THEY'RE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT." "TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT." "SO, IT'S PRETTY MUCH FOR PEOPLE" "ABOUT IT." "SO, IT'S PRETTY MUCH FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU." "SO, IT'S PRETTY MUCH FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU." "THANKYOU." "LIKE YOU." "THANKYOU." "SO,WHATWE 'REGONNADOIS" "THANKYOU." "SO,WHATWE 'REGONNADOIS CREATE AN AD." "SO,WHATWE 'REGONNADOIS CREATE AN AD." "YOU'RE GONNA SAY WHERE YOU MET," "CREATE AN AD." "YOU'RE GONNA SAY WHERE YOU MET, HOW IT HAPPENED, AND IF HE" "YOU'RE GONNA SAY WHERE YOU MET, HOW IT HAPPENED, AND IF HE THINKS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM," "HOW IT HAPPENED, AND IF HE THINKS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM, TO SEND YOU AN E-MAIL." "THINKS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HIM, TO SEND YOU AN E-MAIL." "AND, OF COURSE, YOUR NAME," "TO SEND YOU AN E-MAIL." "AND, OF COURSE, YOUR NAME, E-MAIL, ALL OF THAT STAYS" "AND, OF COURSE, YOUR NAME, E-MAIL, ALL OF THAT STAYS ANONYMOUS." "E-MAIL, ALL OF THAT STAYS ANONYMOUS." "YOU GOT IT?" "ANONYMOUS." "YOU GOT IT?" "THERE'SNOGUARANTEETHAT" "YOU GOT IT?" "THERE'SNOGUARANTEETHAT HE'S GONNA READ THIS, THOUGH," "THERE'SNOGUARANTEETHAT HE'S GONNA READ THIS, THOUGH, RIGHT?" "HE'S GONNA READ THIS, THOUGH, RIGHT?" "NO,NONE." "RIGHT?" "NO,NONE." "WELL,HOWDO WE KNOWTHATHE" "NO,NONE." "WELL,HOWDO WE KNOWTHATHE HASN'T PUT UP AN AD LOOKING FOR" "WELL,HOWDO WE KNOWTHATHE HASN'T PUT UP AN AD LOOKING FOR ME?" "HASN'T PUT UP AN AD LOOKING FOR ME?" "OH,HONEY,THATWOULDN'THAVE" "ME?" "OH,HONEY,THATWOULDN'THAVE  GOTTEN PAST ME." "OH,HONEY,THATWOULDN'THAVE  GOTTEN PAST ME." "I TROLL THESE SITES AT LEAST" "GOTTEN PAST ME." "I TROLL THESE SITES AT LEAST ONCE A DAY." "I TROLL THESE SITES AT LEAST ONCE A DAY." "SILLYME." "IFORGOT." "ONCE A DAY." "SILLYME." "IFORGOT." "OKAY." "YOUREADY?" "SILLYME." "IFORGOT." "OKAY." "YOUREADY?" "YEAH." "OKAY." "YOUREADY?" "YEAH." "OKAY,WHATDO YOUWANTTO" "YEAH." "OKAY,WHATDO YOUWANTTO SAY?" "OKAY,WHATDO YOUWANTTO SAY?" "WHAT?" "SAY?" "WHAT?" "THEAD." "WHAT?" "THEAD." "THEAD." "THEAD." "THEAD." ""TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN..."" "THEAD." ""TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN..." NO, NO, NO." ""TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN..." NO, NO, NO." "ACTUALLY..." "SCRATCH THAT." "NO, NO, NO." "ACTUALLY..." "SCRATCH THAT." "GOOD." "ACTUALLY..." "SCRATCH THAT." "GOOD." ""DEARMYSTERYMAN," "GOOD." ""DEARMYSTERYMAN, COFFEE SHOP, COLLISION, COFFEE" ""DEARMYSTERYMAN, COFFEE SHOP, COLLISION, COFFEE ON SHIRT, SPILL, SO" "COFFEE SHOP, COLLISION, COFFEE ON SHIRT, SPILL, SO UNNECESSARY."" "ON SHIRT, SPILL, SO UNNECESSARY." IT'SNOTHAIKU." "UNNECESSARY." IT'SNOTHAIKU." "IT'S OKAY." "YOU'LL GET IT." "IT'SNOTHAIKU." "IT'S OKAY." "YOU'LL GET IT." "LET'S JUST TRY SOMETHING ELSE," "IT'S OKAY." "YOU'LL GET IT." "LET'S JUST TRY SOMETHING ELSE, OKAY?" "LET'S JUST TRY SOMETHING ELSE, OKAY?" "OKAY." "OKAY?" "OKAY." ""THEE WHO HATH COFFEE STAIN ON" "OKAY." ""THEE WHO HATH COFFEE STAIN ON THY SHIRT, RESPOND AT ONCE" " ""THEE WHO HATH COFFEE STAIN ON THY SHIRT, RESPOND AT ONCE" -- MMM..." "NO." "NO." "THY SHIRT, RESPOND AT ONCE" -- MMM..." "NO." "NO." "IWASJUSTTRYINGTOMAKEIT" "MMM..." "NO." "NO." "IWASJUSTTRYINGTOMAKEIT STAND OUT." "IWASJUSTTRYINGTOMAKEIT STAND OUT." "IKNOW." "IT 'SGREAT." "STAND OUT." "IKNOW." "IT 'SGREAT." "BUT IT'S NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE" "IKNOW." "IT 'SGREAT." "BUT IT'S NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK." "BUT IT'S NOT SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK." "NO." "NO,NO ,NO ." "PARK." "NO." "NO,NO ,NO ." "OKAY?" "NO." "NO,NO ,NO ." "OKAY?" "SO, WHAT WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DO" "OKAY?" "SO, WHAT WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DO IS JUST KEEP IT MODERN, KEEP IT" "SO, WHAT WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DO IS JUST KEEP IT MODERN, KEEP IT CONTEMPORARY." "IS JUST KEEP IT MODERN, KEEP IT CONTEMPORARY." "CONTEMPORARY." "CONTEMPORARY." "CONTEMPORARY." "CONTEMPORARY, ALL RIGHT." "CONTEMPORARY." "CONTEMPORARY, ALL RIGHT." "UM..." "CONTEMPORARY." "CONTEMPORARY, ALL RIGHT." "UM..." "CONTEMPORARY." "GOT IT." "UM..." "CONTEMPORARY." "GOT IT." "OKAY." "GOT IT." "OKAY." ""WASSUP,FELLAS?" "OKAY." ""WASSUP,FELLAS?" "PEEPED YOU AT THE COFFEE SHOP" ""WASSUP,FELLAS?" "PEEPED YOU AT THE COFFEE SHOP WAY BACK." "PEEPED YOU AT THE COFFEE SHOP WAY BACK." "DUMPED MY LATTE ON YOUR THREADS." "WAY BACK." "DUMPED MY LATTE ON YOUR THREADS." "HIT ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO YAK."" "DUMPED MY LATTE ON YOUR THREADS." "HIT ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO YAK." WHAT?" "HIT ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO YAK." WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "NO." "WHAT?" "NO." "I'M GONNA DELETE THAT." "NO." "I'M GONNA DELETE THAT." "WE'RE GONNA PRETEND LIKE IT" "I'M GONNA DELETE THAT." "WE'RE GONNA PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED." "WE'RE GONNA PRETEND LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "NEVER HAPPENED." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I GOT AN IDEA." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I GOT AN IDEA." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO" "I GOT AN IDEA." "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS, GET US SOME SUSHI," "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO DOWNSTAIRS, GET US SOME SUSHI, AND I AM GOING TO TAKE CARE OF" "DOWNSTAIRS, GET US SOME SUSHI, AND I AM GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR BOTH OUR SAKES." "AND I AM GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FOR BOTH OUR SAKES." "OKAY?" "THIS FOR BOTH OUR SAKES." "OKAY?" "YES,PLEASE." "OKAY?" "YES,PLEASE." "GO!" "YES,PLEASE." "GO!" "YOUGOTTO STOPGOINGTOTHAT" "GO!" "YOUGOTTO STOPGOINGTOTHAT COFFEE SHOP, OKAY?" "YOUGOTTO STOPGOINGTOTHAT COFFEE SHOP, OKAY?" "FORGET ABOUT THAT GIRL." "COFFEE SHOP, OKAY?" "FORGET ABOUT THAT GIRL." "FORGET ABOUT IT." "FORGET ABOUT THAT GIRL." "FORGET ABOUT IT." "I BET SHE HASN'T EVEN GIVEN YOU" "FORGET ABOUT IT." "I BET SHE HASN'T EVEN GIVEN YOU A SECOND THOUGHT." "I BET SHE HASN'T EVEN GIVEN YOU A SECOND THOUGHT." "YOUDON'TKNOWTHAT." "A SECOND THOUGHT." "YOUDON'TKNOWTHAT." "AND DON'T SAY THAT." "YOUDON'TKNOWTHAT." "AND DON'T SAY THAT." "I MEAN, SHE COULD BE OUT THERE" "AND DON'T SAY THAT." "I MEAN, SHE COULD BE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW LOOKING FOR ME." "I MEAN, SHE COULD BE OUT THERE RIGHT NOW LOOKING FOR ME." "YEAH?" "RIGHT NOW LOOKING FOR ME." "YEAH?" "WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?" "YEAH?" "WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?" "SLIMTONONE..." "WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?" "SLIMTONONE..." "CLOSER TO THE NONE SIDE." "SLIMTONONE..." "CLOSER TO THE NONE SIDE." "LETITGO ,BRO." "CLOSER TO THE NONE SIDE." "LETITGO ,BRO." "HAVE I EVER GIVEN YOU BAD" "LETITGO ,BRO." "HAVE I EVER GIVEN YOU BAD RELATIONSHIP ADVICE?" "HAVE I EVER GIVEN YOU BAD RELATIONSHIP ADVICE?" "NO." "RELATIONSHIP ADVICE?" "NO." "YOU INTRODUCED ME TO CYNDY." "NO." "YOU INTRODUCED ME TO CYNDY." "YOUSAIDYOUWANTEDTOMEET" "YOU INTRODUCED ME TO CYNDY." "YOUSAIDYOUWANTEDTOMEET SOMEONE WITH A SENSE OF WONDER." "YOUSAIDYOUWANTEDTOMEET SOMEONE WITH A SENSE OF WONDER." "DO YOU REMEMBER SAYING THAT?" "SOMEONE WITH A SENSE OF WONDER." "DO YOU REMEMBER SAYING THAT?" "YES,BUTNOTTHE SENSEOF" "DO YOU REMEMBER SAYING THAT?" "YES,BUTNOTTHE SENSEOF WONDER OF A TODDLER, TED." "YES,BUTNOTTHE SENSEOF WONDER OF A TODDLER, TED." "[ Laughing ] DUDE!" "WONDER OF A TODDLER, TED." "[ Laughing ] DUDE!" "BESIDES,I WASIN AVERY" "[ Laughing ] DUDE!" "BESIDES,I WASIN AVERY DIFFERENT PLACE THEN." "BESIDES,I WASIN AVERY DIFFERENT PLACE THEN." "DUDE,DON'TBLAMEME, OKAY?" "DIFFERENT PLACE THEN." "DUDE,DON'TBLAMEME, OKAY?" "YOU ASKED ME TO HOOK IT UP." "DUDE,DON'TBLAMEME, OKAY?" "YOU ASKED ME TO HOOK IT UP." "I HOOKED IT UP." "YOU ASKED ME TO HOOK IT UP." "I HOOKED IT UP." "I ALWAYS HOOK IT UP." "I HOOKED IT UP." "I ALWAYS HOOK IT UP." "WELL,MAYBETHERE'SSOMETHING" "I ALWAYS HOOK IT UP." "WELL,MAYBETHERE'SSOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO ME" "WELL,MAYBETHERE'SSOMETHING YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO ME FOR CYNDY." "YOU CAN DO TO MAKE IT UP TO ME FOR CYNDY." "LIKEWHAT?" "FOR CYNDY." "LIKEWHAT?" "ANAUDITION." "LIKEWHAT?" "ANAUDITION." "YOUWANTTO ACT?" "ANAUDITION." "YOUWANTTO ACT?" "NO,I WANTYOUTOSETUPAN" "YOUWANTTO ACT?" "NO,I WANTYOUTOSETUPAN AUDITION." "NO,I WANTYOUTOSETUPAN AUDITION." "SHE IS AN ACTRESS." "AUDITION." "SHE IS AN ACTRESS." "THE GIRL FROM THE COFFEE SHOP," "SHE IS AN ACTRESS." "THE GIRL FROM THE COFFEE SHOP, SHE'S AN ACTRESS." "THE GIRL FROM THE COFFEE SHOP, SHE'S AN ACTRESS." "SO, SHE'LL SHOW UP." "SHE'S AN ACTRESS." "SO, SHE'LL SHOW UP." "DUDE,TELLME YOU'REKIDDING" "SO, SHE'LL SHOW UP." "DUDE,TELLME YOU'REKIDDING RIGHT NOW." "DUDE,TELLME YOU'REKIDDING RIGHT NOW." "IFITDOESN'TWORK,IWILL" "RIGHT NOW." "IFITDOESN'TWORK,IWILL NEVER MENTION HER AGAIN." "IFITDOESN'TWORK,IWILL NEVER MENTION HER AGAIN." "[SCOFFS]" "NEVER MENTION HER AGAIN." "[SCOFFS] I'MSERIOUS,ANDIWILL WRITE" "[SCOFFS] I'MSERIOUS,ANDIWILL WRITE DAY AND NIGHT." "I'MSERIOUS,ANDIWILL WRITE DAY AND NIGHT." "BLOCKBUSTERS, TED." "DAY AND NIGHT." "BLOCKBUSTERS, TED." "BIG, NASTY, ACTION-PACKED" "BLOCKBUSTERS, TED." "BIG, NASTY, ACTION-PACKED BLOCKBUSTERS THAT YOU CAN SELL" "BIG, NASTY, ACTION-PACKED BLOCKBUSTERS THAT YOU CAN SELL FOR BIG, NASTY MONEY." "BLOCKBUSTERS THAT YOU CAN SELL FOR BIG, NASTY MONEY." "NOWYOU'REJUSTTEASINGME." "FOR BIG, NASTY MONEY." "NOWYOU'REJUSTTEASINGME." "SORRY." "I GOTLOST." "NOWYOU'REJUSTTEASINGME." "SORRY." "I GOTLOST." "THIS PLACE IS LIKE A BIG" "SORRY." "I GOTLOST." "THIS PLACE IS LIKE A BIG CROSSWORD PUZZLE!" "THIS PLACE IS LIKE A BIG CROSSWORD PUZZLE!" "ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A STARING" "CROSSWORD PUZZLE!" "ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A STARING CONTEST?" "ARE YOU GUYS HAVING A STARING CONTEST?" "I'LLDOIT ." "CONTEST?" "I'LLDOIT ." "DOWHAT?" "WHATDIDSHEWRITEINTHIS AD?" "[LAUGHS]" "AD?" "[LAUGHS] [SIGHS]" "[LAUGHS] [SIGHS] IT'S GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT." "[ BLENDER WHIRRING ]" "MORNING,SUNSHINE!" "WANT SOME SHAKE?" "NO." "NO,NO ." "I'MGOOD." "WANT SOME SHAKE?" "NO." "NO,NO ." "I'MGOOD." "OH,OH!" "DIDYOU GET ANY HITS?" "NO." "NO,NO ." "I'MGOOD." "OH,OH!" "DIDYOU GET ANY HITS?" "HUNDREDS." "OH,OH!" "DIDYOU GET ANY HITS?" "HUNDREDS." "ANDWANTME TO HELPYOU" "HUNDREDS." "ANDWANTME TO HELPYOU  FILTER OUT THE FREAKS?" "ANDWANTME TO HELPYOU  FILTER OUT THE FREAKS?" "SOMETHINGTELLSME THATYOUR" "FILTER OUT THE FREAKS?" "SOMETHINGTELLSME THATYOUR CRITERIA WOULD HAVE A FEW LESS" "SOMETHINGTELLSME THATYOUR CRITERIA WOULD HAVE A FEW LESS BULLET POINTS THAN MINE." "CRITERIA WOULD HAVE A FEW LESS BULLET POINTS THAN MINE." "ANYONELOOKLIKEYOURGUY?" "BULLET POINTS THAN MINE." "ANYONELOOKLIKEYOURGUY?" "IDIDNARROWITDOWN " "A" "ANYONELOOKLIKEYOURGUY?" "IDIDNARROWITDOWN " "A LOT " " AND, FOR THE RECORD, THIS" "IDIDNARROWITDOWN " "A LOT " " AND, FOR THE RECORD, THIS INTERNET THING IS THE CRAZIEST" "LOT " " AND, FOR THE RECORD, THIS INTERNET THING IS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR A GUY" "INTERNET THING IS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR A GUY IN MY LIFE " " HIGH SCHOOL DOES" "THING I'VE EVER DONE FOR A GUY IN MY LIFE " " HIGH SCHOOL DOES NOT COUNT " " ALL THANKS TO YOU." "IN MY LIFE " " HIGH SCHOOL DOES NOT COUNT " " ALL THANKS TO YOU." "IAMJUSTTRYINGTOBRING YOU" "NOT COUNT " " ALL THANKS TO YOU." "IAMJUSTTRYINGTOBRING YOU UP WITH MODERN TIMES." "IAMJUSTTRYINGTOBRING YOU UP WITH MODERN TIMES." "I'M ALL FOR OLD-FASHIONED" "UP WITH MODERN TIMES." "I'M ALL FOR OLD-FASHIONED ROMANCES." "I'M ALL FOR OLD-FASHIONED ROMANCES." "[CLEARSTHROAT]" "ROMANCES." "[CLEARSTHROAT] HEY, UM, I'M GONNA GET GOING" "[CLEARSTHROAT] HEY, UM, I'M GONNA GET GOING NOW, SO " "HEY, UM, I'M GONNA GET GOING NOW, SO -- SEEYA!" "NOW, SO -- SEEYA!" "I'LLTEXTYOU." "SEEYA!" "I'LLTEXTYOU." "SURE." "I'LLTEXTYOU." "SURE." "SOUNDSPROMISING." "SURE." "SOUNDSPROMISING." "OKAY,WHATDO WE GOT?" "SOUNDSPROMISING." "OKAY,WHATDO WE GOT?" "OKAY,SOOUTOFTHEONESTHAT" "OKAY,WHATDO WE GOT?" "OKAY,SOOUTOFTHEONESTHAT I E-MAILED BACK, A FEW E-MAILED" "OKAY,SOOUTOFTHEONESTHAT I E-MAILED BACK, A FEW E-MAILED ME PICTURES OF THEIR " "I E-MAILED BACK, A FEW E-MAILED ME PICTURES OF THEIR -- OH!" "ME PICTURES OF THEIR -- OH!" "YEAH." "OH!" "YEAH." "I WOULD NOT RECOGNIZE HIM BY" "YEAH." "I WOULD NOT RECOGNIZE HIM BY THAT." "I WOULD NOT RECOGNIZE HIM BY THAT." "NATURALLY." "THAT." "NATURALLY." "IFORWARDEDTHOSETOYOU." "NATURALLY." "IFORWARDEDTHOSETOYOU." "I'LLSEEIF IKNOWTHEM ." "IFORWARDEDTHOSETOYOU." "I'LLSEEIF IKNOWTHEM ." "ANDA FEWOTHERSASKEDIFI'D" "I'LLSEEIF IKNOWTHEM ." "ANDA FEWOTHERSASKEDIFI'D BE INTERESTED IN HELPING THEM" "ANDA FEWOTHERSASKEDIFI'D BE INTERESTED IN HELPING THEM TRANSFER FUNDS FROM TUNISIA," "BE INTERESTED IN HELPING THEM TRANSFER FUNDS FROM TUNISIA, WHICH I DON'T HAVE THE TIME NOR" "TRANSFER FUNDS FROM TUNISIA, WHICH I DON'T HAVE THE TIME NOR THE ENERGY TO DO, ALTHOUGH" "WHICH I DON'T HAVE THE TIME NOR THE ENERGY TO DO, ALTHOUGH NORMALLY I WOULD LOVE TO HELP." "THE ENERGY TO DO, ALTHOUGH NORMALLY I WOULD LOVE TO HELP." "OFCOURSEYOUWOULD." "NORMALLY I WOULD LOVE TO HELP." "OFCOURSEYOUWOULD." "SO,THATLEAVESMEWITH SIX." "OFCOURSEYOUWOULD." "SO,THATLEAVESMEWITH SIX." "SIXISGREAT!" "SO,THATLEAVESMEWITH SIX." "SIXISGREAT!" "ALTHOUGHNONEOF THEMWILL" "SIXISGREAT!" "ALTHOUGHNONEOF THEMWILL SEND A PICTURE." "ALTHOUGHNONEOF THEMWILL SEND A PICTURE." "SO, I'M STILL LEFT WITH NOTHING." "SEND A PICTURE." "SO, I'M STILL LEFT WITH NOTHING." "RIGHT." "SO, I'M STILL LEFT WITH NOTHING." "RIGHT." "TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AGO, YOU WERE" "RIGHT." "TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AGO, YOU WERE A SPINSTER." "TWENTY-FOUR HOURS AGO, YOU WERE A SPINSTER." "NOW YOU'VE GOT SIX DATES." "A SPINSTER." "NOW YOU'VE GOT SIX DATES." "YOU'RE STILL UNHAPPY?" "NOW YOU'VE GOT SIX DATES." "YOU'RE STILL UNHAPPY?" "YEAH,BUTWHOKNOWSIFANYOF" "YOU'RE STILL UNHAPPY?" "YEAH,BUTWHOKNOWSIFANYOF  THESE GUYS ARE THE COFFEE GUY?" "YEAH,BUTWHOKNOWSIFANYOF  THESE GUYS ARE THE COFFEE GUY?" "I MEAN, WHO KNEW THAT SO MANY" "THESE GUYS ARE THE COFFEE GUY?" "I MEAN, WHO KNEW THAT SO MANY MEN IN L.A. HAVE COFFEE SPILLED" "I MEAN, WHO KNEW THAT SO MANY MEN IN L.A. HAVE COFFEE SPILLED ON THEM ON A DAILY BASIS?" "MEN IN L.A. HAVE COFFEE SPILLED ON THEM ON A DAILY BASIS?" "I MEAN, THE STATISTICS ARE" "ON THEM ON A DAILY BASIS?" "I MEAN, THE STATISTICS ARE MIND-BOGGLING." "I MEAN, THE STATISTICS ARE MIND-BOGGLING." "RIGHT." "MIND-BOGGLING." "RIGHT." "BUT ONE OF THEM COULD BE HIM." "RIGHT." "BUT ONE OF THEM COULD BE HIM." "THAT'S THE POINT, ISN'T IT?" "BUT ONE OF THEM COULD BE HIM." "THAT'S THE POINT, ISN'T IT?" "IKNOW,BUTSTILL." "THAT'S THE POINT, ISN'T IT?" "IKNOW,BUTSTILL." "STILLWHAT?" "IKNOW,BUTSTILL." "STILLWHAT?" "WHYCAN'TIT BE MORELIKE" "STILLWHAT?" "WHYCAN'TIT BE MORELIKE REAL LIFE, LIKE "CASABLANCA" OR" "WHYCAN'TIT BE MORELIKE REAL LIFE, LIKE "CASABLANCA" OR "PRETTY WOMAN"?" "REAL LIFE, LIKE "CASABLANCA" OR "PRETTY WOMAN"?" "YOUWANTTO BE AHOOKERON" ""PRETTY WOMAN"?" "YOUWANTTO BE AHOOKERON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD?" "YOUWANTTO BE AHOOKERON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD?" "YES." "HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD?" "YES." "NO!" "YES." "NO!" "I JUST..." "THIS IS CRAZY." "NO!" "I JUST..." "THIS IS CRAZY." "THIS IS CRAZY." "I JUST..." "THIS IS CRAZY." "THIS IS CRAZY." "LET'SGETYOUREADYFORSOME" "THIS IS CRAZY." "LET'SGETYOUREADYFORSOME DATES." "LET'SGETYOUREADYFORSOME DATES." "[SIGHS]" "DATES." "[SIGHS] NO,NO." "[SIGHS] NO,NO." "WHAT?" "NO,NO." "WHAT?" "NO." "WHAT?" "NO." "WHAT?" "!" "NO." "WHAT?" "!" "WHATISTHIS?" "WHAT?" "!" "WHATISTHIS?" "IT'SEXACTLYHOWITHAPPENED." "WHATISTHIS?" "IT'SEXACTLYHOWITHAPPENED." "I WAS SITTING THERE." "IT'SEXACTLYHOWITHAPPENED." "I WAS SITTING THERE." "I LOOKED UP, AND SHE JUST WALKED" "I WAS SITTING THERE." "I LOOKED UP, AND SHE JUST WALKED INTO ME WITH A LATTE." "I LOOKED UP, AND SHE JUST WALKED INTO ME WITH A LATTE." "DUDE,THISIS NEVERGONNA" "INTO ME WITH A LATTE." "DUDE,THISIS NEVERGONNA WORK." "DUDE,THISIS NEVERGONNA WORK." "WHYNOT?" "WORK." "WHYNOT?" "BECAUSEWHENIPUT OUT A" "WHYNOT?" "BECAUSEWHENIPUT OUT A CASTING CALL, THE ACTRESSES ARE" "BECAUSEWHENIPUT OUT A CASTING CALL, THE ACTRESSES ARE GONNA GET THE SCRIPT." "CASTING CALL, THE ACTRESSES ARE GONNA GET THE SCRIPT." "IF SHE READS THIS, SHE'S GONNA" "GONNA GET THE SCRIPT." "IF SHE READS THIS, SHE'S GONNA REALIZE SOMETHING IS UP." "IF SHE READS THIS, SHE'S GONNA REALIZE SOMETHING IS UP." "[SIGHS]" "REALIZE SOMETHING IS UP." "[SIGHS] I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT." "[SIGHS] I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT." "ITDOESN'TMATTERWHATTHE" "I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT." "ITDOESN'TMATTERWHATTHE SCRIPT IS, JUST AS LONG AS SHE" "ITDOESN'TMATTERWHATTHE SCRIPT IS, JUST AS LONG AS SHE SHOWS UP, RIGHT?" "SCRIPT IS, JUST AS LONG AS SHE SHOWS UP, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "SHOWS UP, RIGHT?" "YEAH." "SO,MIGHTAS WELLHAVEFUN" "YEAH." "SO,MIGHTAS WELLHAVEFUN WITH THIS." "SO,MIGHTAS WELLHAVEFUN WITH THIS." "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "WITH THIS." "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "ADDA LITTLEDRAMATOIT." "WHATDOYOUMEAN?" "ADDA LITTLEDRAMATOIT." "I MEAN, IF I HAVE TO WATCH TWO" "ADDA LITTLEDRAMATOIT." "I MEAN, IF I HAVE TO WATCH TWO DOZEN GIRLS READ THIS, I'M GONNA" "I MEAN, IF I HAVE TO WATCH TWO DOZEN GIRLS READ THIS, I'M GONNA PUT A FREAKIN' HOLE IN MY HEAD." "DOZEN GIRLS READ THIS, I'M GONNA PUT A FREAKIN' HOLE IN MY HEAD." "GEE,THANKS,TED!" "PUT A FREAKIN' HOLE IN MY HEAD." "GEE,THANKS,TED!" "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE MY AGENT." "GEE,THANKS,TED!" "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE MY AGENT." "YOU'RETOOCLOSETOIT." "I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE MY AGENT." "YOU'RETOOCLOSETOIT." "WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME" "YOU'RETOOCLOSETOIT." "WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME OBJECTIVITY!" "WHAT YOU NEED IS SOME OBJECTIVITY!" "LET ME WRITE IT." "OBJECTIVITY!" "LET ME WRITE IT." "ICANWRITEIT." "LET ME WRITE IT." "ICANWRITEIT." "NO,NO,NO ." "ICANWRITEIT." "NO,NO,NO ." "I'M YOUR FRIEND." "NO,NO,NO ." "I'M YOUR FRIEND." "I AGREED TO HELP YOU." "I'M YOUR FRIEND." "I AGREED TO HELP YOU." "I'LL DO THE CASTING CALL." "I AGREED TO HELP YOU." "I'LL DO THE CASTING CALL." "I'LL WRITE THE SCRIPT." "I'LL DO THE CASTING CALL." "I'LL WRITE THE SCRIPT." "DEAL?" "I'LL WRITE THE SCRIPT." "DEAL?" "ALLRIGHT." "DEAL?" "ALLRIGHT." "YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE" "ALLRIGHT." "YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE DESCRIPTION, THOUGH, OKAY?" "YOU CANNOT CHANGE THE DESCRIPTION, THOUGH, OKAY?" "SHE HAS TO MATCH THE" "DESCRIPTION, THOUGH, OKAY?" "SHE HAS TO MATCH THE DESCRIPTION " "SHE HAS TO MATCH THE DESCRIPTION -- YEAH,I GOTIT ." "DESCRIPTION -- YEAH,I GOTIT ." "ANDYOUHAVETOKEEP THE" "YEAH,I GOTIT ." "ANDYOUHAVETOKEEP THE COFFEE SPILL." "ANDYOUHAVETOKEEP THE COFFEE SPILL." "LIKE, I THINK IT'S COOL IF SHE" "COFFEE SPILL." "LIKE, I THINK IT'S COOL IF SHE RECOGNIZES SOMETHING." "LIKE, I THINK IT'S COOL IF SHE RECOGNIZES SOMETHING." "THEN, IT'S LIKE SOME SECRET" "RECOGNIZES SOMETHING." "THEN, IT'S LIKE SOME SECRET MESSAGE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US" "THEN, IT'S LIKE SOME SECRET MESSAGE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US THAT ONLY SHE AND I UNDERSTAND." "MESSAGE BETWEEN THE TWO OF US THAT ONLY SHE AND I UNDERSTAND." "I THINK THAT IS ROMANTIC, RIGHT?" "THAT ONLY SHE AND I UNDERSTAND." "I THINK THAT IS ROMANTIC, RIGHT?" "I'LLKEEPTHECOFFEESPILL." "BEER ME." "AREYOULAURA?" "UM,YES." "I'MDAVE." "UM,YES." "I'MDAVE." "HI." "SO, SOME GIRL SPILLED COFFEE ON YOU, TOO?" "YOUDID,DIDN'TYOU ?" "YOU, TOO?" "YOUDID,DIDN'TYOU ?" "NOPE." "NOTME ." "YOUDID,DIDN'TYOU ?" "NOPE." "NOTME ." "SO,MAYBEYOU'RENOT HER" "NOPE." "NOTME ." "SO,MAYBEYOU'RENOT HER  EXACTLY." "SO,MAYBEYOU'RENOT HER  EXACTLY." "YOU KNOW, WHO CARES ABOUT BEING" "EXACTLY." "YOU KNOW, WHO CARES ABOUT BEING EXACT?" "YOU KNOW, WHO CARES ABOUT BEING EXACT?" "LOVE'S NOT AN EXACT SCIENCE." "EXACT?" "LOVE'S NOT AN EXACT SCIENCE." "LET'S GIVE IT TIME." "LOVE'S NOT AN EXACT SCIENCE." "LET'S GIVE IT TIME." "SEE WHERE THIS THING GOES." "LET'S GIVE IT TIME." "SEE WHERE THIS THING GOES." "I MEAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN." "SEE WHERE THIS THING GOES." "I MEAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN." "I'M A MAN." "I MEAN, YOU'RE A WOMAN." "I'M A MAN." "LET'S PARTY A LITTLE BIT." "I'M A MAN." "LET'S PARTY A LITTLE BIT." "SOWHATIF NOT"THEGUY" ?" "LET'S PARTY A LITTLE BIT." "SOWHATIF NOT"THEGUY" ?" "SO WHAT IF I DIDN'T GO TO A" "SOWHATIF NOT"THEGUY" ?" "SO WHAT IF I DIDN'T GO TO A "PROPER COLLEGE"?" "SO WHAT IF I DIDN'T GO TO A "PROPER COLLEGE"?" "SO WHAT IF I'M IN A "GRUNGE" ""PROPER COLLEGE"?" "SO WHAT IF I'M IN A "GRUNGE BAND"?" "SO WHAT IF I'M IN A "GRUNGE BAND"?" "I'M CAPABLE OF ROMANCE." "BAND"?" "I'M CAPABLE OF ROMANCE." "I KNOW HOW TO SEDUCE." "I'M CAPABLE OF ROMANCE." "I KNOW HOW TO SEDUCE." "I KNOW HOW TO LOVE." "I KNOW HOW TO SEDUCE." "I KNOW HOW TO LOVE." "BUT IF THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU" "I KNOW HOW TO LOVE." "BUT IF THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE, THEN, FORGET YOU," "BUT IF THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU TO HANDLE, THEN, FORGET YOU, MAN." "TO HANDLE, THEN, FORGET YOU, MAN." "FORGET..." "YOU." "MAN." "FORGET..." "YOU." "MOTHERSAYSISHOULDGOMEET" "FORGET..." "YOU." "MOTHERSAYSISHOULDGOMEET A GIRL." "MOTHERSAYSISHOULDGOMEET A GIRL." "WELL, THEN, WHO'S GONNA TAKE" "A GIRL." "WELL, THEN, WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF MOTHER?" "WELL, THEN, WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF MOTHER?" "WHO DO YOU THINK COOKS AND" "CARE OF MOTHER?" "WHO DO YOU THINK COOKS AND CLEANS?" "WHO DO YOU THINK COOKS AND CLEANS?" "WHO DO YOU THINK RUNS THE SHOP?" "CLEANS?" "WHO DO YOU THINK RUNS THE SHOP?" "WE GOT VERMIN SQUATTING UNDER" "WHO DO YOU THINK RUNS THE SHOP?" "WE GOT VERMIN SQUATTING UNDER THE HOUSE." "WE GOT VERMIN SQUATTING UNDER THE HOUSE." "WHO DO YOU THINK TAKES CARE OF" "THE HOUSE." "WHO DO YOU THINK TAKES CARE OF THAT PROBLEM, HUH?" "WHO DO YOU THINK TAKES CARE OF THAT PROBLEM, HUH?" "I DON'T USUALLY COMPLAIN THIS" "THAT PROBLEM, HUH?" "I DON'T USUALLY COMPLAIN THIS MUCH." "I DON'T USUALLY COMPLAIN THIS MUCH." "I JUST GET THESE HEADACHES" "MUCH." "I JUST GET THESE HEADACHES SOMETIMES." "I JUST GET THESE HEADACHES SOMETIMES." "IF YOU WANT, I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT" "SOMETIMES." "IF YOU WANT, I CAN SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT IN THE BACK OF MY VAN." "SUREYOUDON'TWANTTOTRY?" "I'VEGOTYOURNUMBER." "ITOLDYOUYOU SHOULDHAVE" "I'VEGOTYOURNUMBER." "ITOLDYOUYOU SHOULDHAVE  LET ME FILTER OUT THE FREAKS." "ITOLDYOUYOU SHOULDHAVE  LET ME FILTER OUT THE FREAKS." "THEYALLSEEMEDSONORMALIN" "LET ME FILTER OUT THE FREAKS." "THEYALLSEEMEDSONORMALIN THEIR E-MAILS." "THEYALLSEEMEDSONORMALIN THEIR E-MAILS." "THEYALWAYSDO ." "THEIR E-MAILS." "THEYALWAYSDO ." "WELL, LOOK." "THEYALWAYSDO ." "WELL, LOOK." "AT LEAST YOU'VE GOTTEN RID OF A" "WELL, LOOK." "AT LEAST YOU'VE GOTTEN RID OF A FEW OF THEM, AND I BET YOU HAVE" "AT LEAST YOU'VE GOTTEN RID OF A FEW OF THEM, AND I BET YOU HAVE SOME MORE IN YOUR "IN" BOX." "FEW OF THEM, AND I BET YOU HAVE SOME MORE IN YOUR "IN" BOX." "IWANTNOTHINGINMY"IN"" "SOME MORE IN YOUR "IN" BOX." "IWANTNOTHINGINMY"IN" BOX." "IWANTNOTHINGINMY"IN" BOX." "[CHORTLES]" "BOX." "[CHORTLES] HA HA!" "[CHORTLES] HA HA!" "I'MDONEWITHDATES" "NO" "HA HA!" "I'MDONEWITHDATES" "NO  MORE." "I'MDONEWITHDATES" "NO  MORE." "OKAY." "MORE." "OKAY." "MAYBE YOU GOT IT OUT OF YOUR" "OKAY." "MAYBE YOU GOT IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM." "MAYBE YOU GOT IT OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM." "YOUHAVENO IDEAWHATIT" "SYSTEM." "YOUHAVENO IDEAWHATIT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR" "YOUHAVENO IDEAWHATIT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR HYPOTHETICAL SOUL MATE." "FEELS LIKE TO LOSE YOUR HYPOTHETICAL SOUL MATE." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "HYPOTHETICAL SOUL MATE." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I'VE GOT AN IDEA." "YOUKNOWWHAT?" "I'VE GOT AN IDEA." "UGH!" "YOUANDYOURIDEAS." "I'VE GOT AN IDEA." "UGH!" "YOUANDYOURIDEAS." "PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU'RE" "UGH!" "YOUANDYOURIDEAS." "PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU'RE THINKING ELECTRIC-SHOCK THERAPY," "PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU'RE THINKING ELECTRIC-SHOCK THERAPY, BECAUSE THE COINCIDENCE WOULD BE" "THINKING ELECTRIC-SHOCK THERAPY, BECAUSE THE COINCIDENCE WOULD BE WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE" "BECAUSE THE COINCIDENCE WOULD BE WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW." "WAY TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE RIGHT NOW." "NO." "RIGHT NOW." "NO." "AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS" "NO." "AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF" "AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF FACIALS AND WAXING." "THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF FACIALS AND WAXING." "HALF-OFF BRAZILIAN ON TUESDAY." "FACIALS AND WAXING." "HALF-OFF BRAZILIAN ON TUESDAY." "HALF OFF, TAKE IT ALL OFF." "HALF-OFF BRAZILIAN ON TUESDAY." "HALF OFF, TAKE IT ALL OFF." "SOUNDSENTICING,BUTIHAVE" "HALF OFF, TAKE IT ALL OFF." "SOUNDSENTICING,BUTIHAVE  AN AUDITION." "SOUNDSENTICING,BUTIHAVE  AN AUDITION." "ANYTHINGINTERESTING?" "AN AUDITION." "ANYTHINGINTERESTING?" "SOMEPILOT." "ANYTHINGINTERESTING?" "SOMEPILOT." "OH." "SOMEPILOT." "OH." "I LOVE PILOTS." "OH." "I LOVE PILOTS." "I'LL SHOW YOU A COCKPIT " "I LOVE PILOTS." "I'LL SHOW YOU A COCKPIT -- UHH-UHH-UHH." "I'LL SHOW YOU A COCKPIT -- UHH-UHH-UHH." "YOU'RENOTHELPING." "UHH-UHH-UHH." "YOU'RENOTHELPING." "ZINGER." "YOU'RENOTHELPING." "ZINGER." "NOTHELPING." "ZINGER." "NOTHELPING." "OH,COMEON ." "LAUGH." "NOTHELPING." "OH,COMEON ." "LAUGH." "I'M FUNNY." "OH,COMEON ." "LAUGH." "I'M FUNNY." "UM..." "EXCUSEME." "I'M FUNNY." "UM..." "EXCUSEME." "PARDON." "UM..." "EXCUSEME." "PARDON." "I JUST GOT TO " " SORRY." "PARDON." "I JUST GOT TO " " SORRY." "HEY." "I JUST GOT TO " " SORRY." "HEY." "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE AD?" "HEY." "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE AD?" "IT'S LIKE A HUGH HEFNER PARTY" "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THE AD?" "IT'S LIKE A HUGH HEFNER PARTY OUT THERE." "IT'S LIKE A HUGH HEFNER PARTY OUT THERE." "ITRIEDTO KEEPITTOTHE" "OUT THERE." "ITRIEDTO KEEPITTOTHE AVERAGE TYPE TO MAXIMIZE OUR" "ITRIEDTO KEEPITTOTHE AVERAGE TYPE TO MAXIMIZE OUR ODDS." "AVERAGE TYPE TO MAXIMIZE OUR ODDS." "AVERAGE?" "ODDS." "AVERAGE?" "THAT IS NOT AVERAGE." "AVERAGE?" "THAT IS NOT AVERAGE." "THAT'S LIKE VICTORIA'S SECRET." "THAT IS NOT AVERAGE." "THAT'S LIKE VICTORIA'S SECRET." "IDON'TUNDERSTANDWHATTHE" "THAT'S LIKE VICTORIA'S SECRET." "IDON'TUNDERSTANDWHATTHE POINT OF THIS IS IF THEY'RE NOT" "IDON'TUNDERSTANDWHATTHE POINT OF THIS IS IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE HOT." "POINT OF THIS IS IF THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE HOT." "THEPOINT" " YOUWEREN'T" "GONNA BE HOT." "THEPOINT" " YOUWEREN'T-- MMM." "THEPOINT" " YOUWEREN'T-- MMM." "NEVER MIND." "MMM." "NEVER MIND." "CAN WE JUST START, PLEASE?" "NEVER MIND." "CAN WE JUST START, PLEASE?" "LET'STRYANDMAKETHIS" "CAN WE JUST START, PLEASE?" "LET'STRYANDMAKETHIS  QUICK." "LET'STRYANDMAKETHIS  QUICK." "I'M PAYING MY ASSISTANT" "QUICK." "I'M PAYING MY ASSISTANT OVERTIME." "I'M PAYING MY ASSISTANT OVERTIME." "ANGIE, SEND IN THE FIRST GIRL," "OVERTIME." "ANGIE, SEND IN THE FIRST GIRL, LOVE." "SHELLYSWIMMERS." "I'MTHEONEWITHTHECOFFEE STAIN IN THE SHAPE OF AFRICA ON" "I'MTHEONEWITHTHECOFFEE STAIN IN THE SHAPE OF AFRICA ON MY SHIRT." "STAIN IN THE SHAPE OF AFRICA ON MY SHIRT." "[Wooden]WELL,SCREWYOU." "MY SHIRT." "[Wooden]WELL,SCREWYOU." "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT." "[Wooden]WELL,SCREWYOU." "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT." "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE" "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT." "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING." "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING." "THANKYOU." "THAT'SALL ." "GOING." "THANKYOU." "THAT'SALL ." "WHATISTHIS" "THANKYOU." "THAT'SALL ." "WHATISTHIS "FEMALE HEAT:" "HOTNESS" PROJECT," "WHATISTHIS "FEMALE HEAT:" "HOTNESS" PROJECT, ANYWAY?" ""FEMALE HEAT:" "HOTNESS" PROJECT, ANYWAY?" "IT'SJUSTWHATTHE ADSAID ." "ANYWAY?" "IT'SJUSTWHATTHE ADSAID ." "A NEW PILOT FOR SPIKE TV." "IT'SJUSTWHATTHE ADSAID ." "A NEW PILOT FOR SPIKE TV." "YES,I AMDRESSEDAS" "A NEW PILOT FOR SPIKE TV." "YES,I AMDRESSEDAS PRINCESS." "YES,I AMDRESSEDAS PRINCESS." "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" "PRINCESS." "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" "I..." "YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" "I..." "I'M AN ACTRESS!" "I..." "I'M AN ACTRESS!" "ANDSCENE." "THANKYOU ." "I'M AN ACTRESS!" "ANDSCENE." "THANKYOU ." "THAT WILL BE ALL." "ANDSCENE." "THANKYOU ." "THAT WILL BE ALL." "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "THAT WILL BE ALL." "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "LANAALEXIS." "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "LANAALEXIS." "[Frenchaccent]SHOULDWE" "LANAALEXIS." "[Frenchaccent]SHOULDWE START AT THE TOP?" "[Frenchaccent]SHOULDWE START AT THE TOP?" "TOP,BOTTOM" " I'MFINEWITH" "START AT THE TOP?" "TOP,BOTTOM" " I'MFINEWITH  BOTH." "TOP,BOTTOM" " I'MFINEWITH  BOTH." "SCREWYOU!" "BOTH." "SCREWYOU!" "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" "SCREWYOU!" "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE" "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING." "YOU SHOULD WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING." "ITHINKYOURTALENTWARRANTS" "GOING." "ITHINKYOURTALENTWARRANTS A DEEPER INVESTIGATION THAN WE" "ITHINKYOURTALENTWARRANTS A DEEPER INVESTIGATION THAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE TIME FOR TODAY." "A DEEPER INVESTIGATION THAN WE ACTUALLY HAVE TIME FOR TODAY." "YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE FOR MY" "ACTUALLY HAVE TIME FOR TODAY." "YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE FOR MY OFFICE TO ARRANGE A PRIVATE" "YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE FOR MY OFFICE TO ARRANGE A PRIVATE CALL-BACK?" "OFFICE TO ARRANGE A PRIVATE CALL-BACK?" "MARTALEDDING." "CALL-BACK?" "MARTALEDDING." "WELL,CERTAINLY,IWOULDN'T" "MARTALEDDING." "WELL,CERTAINLY,IWOULDN'T GET UPSET ABOUT THAT" "WELL,CERTAINLY,IWOULDN'T GET UPSET ABOUT THAT PIECE-OF-SHIT SUIT." "GET UPSET ABOUT THAT PIECE-OF-SHIT SUIT." "[ SIGHS ]" "PIECE-OF-SHIT SUIT." "[ SIGHS ] I'M SORRY." "CAN I START OVER?" "[ SIGHS ] I'M SORRY." "CAN I START OVER?" "SAYSHERETHATYOU CAN DOTHE" "I'M SORRY." "CAN I START OVER?" "SAYSHERETHATYOU CAN DOTHE SPLITS?" "SAYSHERETHATYOU CAN DOTHE SPLITS?" "YEAH." "SPLITS?" "YEAH." "CANYOUSHOWUS?" "YEAH." "CANYOUSHOWUS?" "LAURABLOOM." "THIS IS LAURA BLOOM, READING FOR THE PART OF REBECCA." "LAURA, THIS IS OUR CASTING" "THE PART OF REBECCA." "LAURA, THIS IS OUR CASTING DIRECTOR, MARY HARR, AND OUR" "LAURA, THIS IS OUR CASTING DIRECTOR, MARY HARR, AND OUR DIRECTOR, BENSON DRAKE." "DIRECTOR, MARY HARR, AND OUR DIRECTOR, BENSON DRAKE." "[Britishaccent]IT 'SNICE" "DIRECTOR, BENSON DRAKE." "[Britishaccent]IT 'SNICE  TO MEET YOU, LAURA." "[Britishaccent]IT 'SNICE  TO MEET YOU, LAURA." "IT'SNICETO MEETYOU ,TOO ." "TO MEET YOU, LAURA." "IT'SNICETO MEETYOU ,TOO ." "[CLEARSTHROAT]" "IT'SNICETO MEETYOU ,TOO ." "[CLEARSTHROAT] COULD WE GET STARTED, PLEASE?" "[CLEARSTHROAT] COULD WE GET STARTED, PLEASE?" "YES,OFCOURSE." "COULD WE GET STARTED, PLEASE?" "YES,OFCOURSE." "LET'S START WITH THE SCENE ON" "YES,OFCOURSE." "LET'S START WITH THE SCENE ON TOP OF PAGE 16, WHERE REBECCA" "LET'S START WITH THE SCENE ON TOP OF PAGE 16, WHERE REBECCA AND STEVEN ARE TALKING ABOUT" "TOP OF PAGE 16, WHERE REBECCA AND STEVEN ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLOCK" "AND STEVEN ARE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLOCK TOWER." "WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CLOCK TOWER." "I'LLREADSTEVEN." "TOWER." "I'LLREADSTEVEN." "OKAY." "I'LLREADSTEVEN." "OKAY." "ITHINKNANCYAND SAM ARE" "OKAY." "ITHINKNANCYAND SAM ARE  STILL TRAPPED IN THAT TOWER!" "ITHINKNANCYAND SAM ARE  STILL TRAPPED IN THAT TOWER!" "WE'VE GOT TO GO GET THEM!" "REMINDMETO NEVERASK YOU A FAVOR EVER AGAIN." "GUESSIT'STIMEFOR YOU TO" "FAVOR EVER AGAIN." "GUESSIT'STIMEFOR YOU TO GET SOME WRITING DONE, PAL." "GUESSIT'STIMEFOR YOU TO GET SOME WRITING DONE, PAL." "NOTHING LESS THAN A BIG, NASTY," "GET SOME WRITING DONE, PAL." "NOTHING LESS THAN A BIG, NASTY, MONEYMAKING BLOCKBUSTER!" "NOTHING LESS THAN A BIG, NASTY, MONEYMAKING BLOCKBUSTER!" "YOU THINK IT'D BE WEIRD IF I HAD" "MONEYMAKING BLOCKBUSTER!" "YOU THINK IT'D BE WEIRD IF I HAD CALLBACKS AT MY HOUSE?" "YOU THINK IT'D BE WEIRD IF I HAD CALLBACKS AT MY HOUSE?" "ANDWEMUSTBELIEVETHAT WE" "CALLBACKS AT MY HOUSE?" "ANDWEMUSTBELIEVETHAT WE CAN OVERCOME THIS." "ANDWEMUSTBELIEVETHAT WE CAN OVERCOME THIS." "WE MUST HAVE HOPE." "CAN OVERCOME THIS." "WE MUST HAVE HOPE." "IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WILL" "WE MUST HAVE HOPE." "IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP US GOING." "IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP US GOING." "WITHOUT IT, WE DON'T STAND A" "KEEP US GOING." "WITHOUT IT, WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE..." "WITHOUT IT, WE DON'T STAND A CHANCE..." "AND NEITHER DOES ALL OF" "CHANCE..." "AND NEITHER DOES ALL OF HUMANITY." "AND NEITHER DOES ALL OF HUMANITY." "ANDSCENE." "HUMANITY." "ANDSCENE." "WELL, THAT'S ALL I NEED TO SEE." "ANDSCENE." "WELL, THAT'S ALL I NEED TO SEE." "THANK YOU." "WELL, THAT'S ALL I NEED TO SEE." "THANK YOU." "THANKYOU." "THANK YOU." "THANKYOU." "THANKYOU,LAURA." "THANKYOU." "THANKYOU,LAURA." "ITWASNICEMEETINGYOU." "THANKYOU,LAURA." "ITWASNICEMEETINGYOU." "SHEWASAMAZING." "ITWASNICEMEETINGYOU." "SHEWASAMAZING." "SHEWASOKAY." "SHEWASAMAZING." "SHEWASOKAY." "SHEWASREALLY..." "SHEWASOKAY." "SHEWASREALLY..." "HOLD ON A SEC." "SHEWASREALLY..." "HOLD ON A SEC." "STEPHANIEWOODBURN." "HOLD ON A SEC." "STEPHANIEWOODBURN." "[SIGHS]" "STEPHANIEWOODBURN." "[SIGHS] LAURA?" "[SIGHS] LAURA?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "LAURA?" "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "[ CHUCKLES ] OH." "HI." "OH." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "LISTEN." "HI." "LISTEN." "I THOUGHT YOUR READ WAS" "LISTEN." "I THOUGHT YOUR READ WAS FANTASTIC." "I THOUGHT YOUR READ WAS FANTASTIC." "AND, UM, I DON'T USUALLY DO" "FANTASTIC." "AND, UM, I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST." "AND, UM, I DON'T USUALLY DO THIS, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST." "DO YOU MIND IF I GIVE YOU A CALL" "THIS, BUT I COULDN'T RESIST." "DO YOU MIND IF I GIVE YOU A CALL SOMETIME?" "DO YOU MIND IF I GIVE YOU A CALL SOMETIME?" "WE COULD GET TOGETHER FOR DINNER" "SOMETIME?" "WE COULD GET TOGETHER FOR DINNER AND DISCUSS THE PART, OF COURSE." "WE COULD GET TOGETHER FOR DINNER AND DISCUSS THE PART, OF COURSE." "THEPART" " UH ,SURE." "AND DISCUSS THE PART, OF COURSE." "THEPART" " UH ,SURE." "GREAT." "THEPART" " UH ,SURE." "GREAT." "SO, I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER FROM" "GREAT." "SO, I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER FROM YOUR HEAD SHOT, ALL RIGHT?" "SO, I'LL GET YOUR NUMBER FROM YOUR HEAD SHOT, ALL RIGHT?" "OKAY." "YOUR HEAD SHOT, ALL RIGHT?" "OKAY." "GREAT." "OKAY." "GREAT." "THANKYOU." "GREAT." "THANKYOU." "ALLRIGHT." "FADEINON THEDESERT,VAST  AND DESOLATE." "ANGLE ON A SMALL CARAVAN OF..." "AND DESOLATE." "ANGLE ON A SMALL CARAVAN OF..." "GYPSIES." "ANGLE ON A SMALL CARAVAN OF..." "GYPSIES." "YEAH, GYPSIES." "GYPSIES." "YEAH, GYPSIES." "AS THEY LOOK UP IN THE SKY AND" "YEAH, GYPSIES." "AS THEY LOOK UP IN THE SKY AND SEE THREE..." "AS THEY LOOK UP IN THE SKY AND SEE THREE..." "NO, SIX..." "SEE THREE..." "NO, SIX..." "BLACK HAWKS." "FADE IN." "A COFFEE SHOP IN HOLLYWOOD." "A GIRL WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS" "A COFFEE SHOP IN HOLLYWOOD." "A GIRL WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS COMES OUT OF " " NO." "A GIRL WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS COMES OUT OF " " NO." "APPEARS FROM " " NO." "COMES OUT OF " " NO." "APPEARS FROM " " NO." "MANIFESTS." "APPEARS FROM " " NO." "MANIFESTS." "MANIFESTS " " YES." "MANIFESTS." "MANIFESTS " " YES." "THIS IS BEAUTY IN ITS PUREST AND" "MANIFESTS " " YES." "THIS IS BEAUTY IN ITS PUREST AND TRUEST FORM." "THIS IS BEAUTY IN ITS PUREST AND TRUEST FORM." "[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]" "YO." "HOWISMY ACTION-FILM BLOCKBUSTER COMING ALONG?" "HOWISMY ACTION-FILM BLOCKBUSTER COMING ALONG?" "IT'SGREAT." "BLOCKBUSTER COMING ALONG?" "IT'SGREAT." "I'M WORKING ON THE BIG SHOOTOUT" "IT'SGREAT." "I'M WORKING ON THE BIG SHOOTOUT FOR THE OPENING RIGHT NOW." "I'M WORKING ON THE BIG SHOOTOUT FOR THE OPENING RIGHT NOW." "LOTS OF DEATH " " YOU'RE GONNA" "FOR THE OPENING RIGHT NOW." "LOTS OF DEATH " " YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT." "LOTS OF DEATH " " YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT." "NOTASMUCHASYOU'REGONNA" "LOVE IT." "NOTASMUCHASYOU'REGONNA  LOVE THIS." "NOTASMUCHASYOU'REGONNA  LOVE THIS." "I JUST GOT A CALL FROM" "LOVE THIS." "I JUST GOT A CALL FROM ZACK STEINER." "I JUST GOT A CALL FROM ZACK STEINER." "HE LOVES THE NEW DRAFT." "ZACK STEINER." "HE LOVES THE NEW DRAFT." "HE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET WITH" "HE LOVES THE NEW DRAFT." "HE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET WITH TERRI PRESTON, LIKE," "HE'D LIKE YOU TO MEET WITH TERRI PRESTON, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY." "TERRI PRESTON, LIKE, IMMEDIATELY." "PRESTONPICTURES'" "IMMEDIATELY." "PRESTONPICTURES' TERRI PRESTON?" "PRESTONPICTURES' TERRI PRESTON?" "WE'REPLAYINGWITHTHE BIG" "TERRI PRESTON?" "WE'REPLAYINGWITHTHE BIG  GIRLS NOW, KEV." "WE'REPLAYINGWITHTHE BIG  GIRLS NOW, KEV." "SO, PUT ON YOUR BIG-BOY PANTS." "GIRLS NOW, KEV." "SO, PUT ON YOUR BIG-BOY PANTS." "YOU HEAR ME?" "SO, PUT ON YOUR BIG-BOY PANTS." "YOU HEAR ME?" "I want you to get dressed and" "YOU HEAR ME?" "I want you to get dressed and meet me over there." "I want you to get dressed and meet me over there." "I'll text you the address." "meet me over there." "I'll text you the address." "Ciao, baby." "OKAY,THATIS WHATI'M  TALKING ABOUT." "THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE" "TALKING ABOUT." "THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE WHEN THEY DROP THEIR 14 BUCKS AT" "THAT IS WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE WHEN THEY DROP THEIR 14 BUCKS AT THE "MULTIPLEX" ON A FRIDAY" "WHEN THEY DROP THEIR 14 BUCKS AT THE "MULTIPLEX" ON A FRIDAY NIGHT." "THE "MULTIPLEX" ON A FRIDAY NIGHT." "THAT, MY FRIENDS, HAS JUICE!" "NIGHT." "THAT, MY FRIENDS, HAS JUICE!" "THANKSTOYOUKNOWWHO." "THAT, MY FRIENDS, HAS JUICE!" "THANKSTOYOUKNOWWHO." "YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN BY" "THANKSTOYOUKNOWWHO." "YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN BY JUICE, KEV?" "YOUKNOWWHATIMEAN BY JUICE, KEV?" "OH,HEKNOWS." "HEKNOWS." "JUICE, KEV?" "OH,HEKNOWS." "HEKNOWS." "WHATI MEANIS ,IT " " IT " "OH,HEKNOWS." "HEKNOWS." "WHATI MEANIS ,IT " " IT --  IT " " IT MAKES ME " " I WANT" "WHATI MEANIS ,IT " " IT --  IT " " IT MAKES ME " " I WANT TO " " I WANT TO " " I WANT TO" "IT " " IT MAKES ME " " I WANT TO " " I WANT TO " " I WANT TO SLAUGHTER A PIG WITH MY BARE" "TO " " I WANT TO " " I WANT TO SLAUGHTER A PIG WITH MY BARE HANDS AND EAT THE RAW FLESH" "SLAUGHTER A PIG WITH MY BARE HANDS AND EAT THE RAW FLESH RIGHT OFF THE CARCASS AND SUCK" "HANDS AND EAT THE RAW FLESH RIGHT OFF THE CARCASS AND SUCK OUT THE MEMBRANES AND THE" "RIGHT OFF THE CARCASS AND SUCK OUT THE MEMBRANES AND THE INTESTINES, THE SAUCE, THE" "OUT THE MEMBRANES AND THE INTESTINES, THE SAUCE, THE INTESTINAL JUICE." "INTESTINES, THE SAUCE, THE INTESTINAL JUICE." "OKAY, I WANT TO STAND IN FRONT" "INTESTINAL JUICE." "OKAY, I WANT TO STAND IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE AND WHIP" "OKAY, I WANT TO STAND IN FRONT OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE AND WHIP OUT MY " " TERRI!" "OF A CROWD OF PEOPLE AND WHIP OUT MY " " TERRI!" "TERRI PRESTON, OUR LOVELY" "OUT MY " " TERRI!" "TERRI PRESTON, OUR LOVELY PRESIDENT AND C.E.O." "TERRI PRESTON, OUR LOVELY PRESIDENT AND C.E.O. YOU KNOW TED, OF COURSE." "PRESIDENT AND C.E.O. YOU KNOW TED, OF COURSE." "AND KEVIN, THE WRITER." "YOU KNOW TED, OF COURSE." "AND KEVIN, THE WRITER." "PLEASURE." "AND KEVIN, THE WRITER." "PLEASURE." "HI,GUYS." "PLEASURE." "HI,GUYS." "SIT." "HI,GUYS." "SIT." "IWASJUSTTELLINGKEVINHERE" "SIT." "IWASJUSTTELLINGKEVINHERE HOW MUCH WE LIKE HIS SCRIPT." "IWASJUSTTELLINGKEVINHERE HOW MUCH WE LIKE HIS SCRIPT." "ITHASSUCHANEO-CARNALLUST" "HOW MUCH WE LIKE HIS SCRIPT." "ITHASSUCHANEO-CARNALLUST MIXED WITH A KIND OF MATERNAL" "ITHASSUCHANEO-CARNALLUST MIXED WITH A KIND OF MATERNAL TENDERNESS." "MIXED WITH A KIND OF MATERNAL TENDERNESS." "IT'S VERY RARE TO SEE IN A SPY" "TENDERNESS." "IT'S VERY RARE TO SEE IN A SPY THRILLER." "IT'S VERY RARE TO SEE IN A SPY THRILLER." "YES,THECOVERAGEWAS" "THRILLER." "YES,THECOVERAGEWAS  EXTREMELY POSITIVE." "YES,THECOVERAGEWAS  EXTREMELY POSITIVE." "THECOVERAGE." "EXTREMELY POSITIVE." "THECOVERAGE." "BUT YOU'VE BOTH READ THE ENTIRE" "THECOVERAGE." "BUT YOU'VE BOTH READ THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, HAVEN'T YOU?" "BUT YOU'VE BOTH READ THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, HAVEN'T YOU?" "NONEEDTO ." "SCRIPT, HAVEN'T YOU?" "NONEEDTO ." "WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT DO THAT FOR" "NONEEDTO ." "WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT DO THAT FOR US." "WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT DO THAT FOR US." "WEGOTPEOPLE,KEV ." "US." "WEGOTPEOPLE,KEV ." "IMEAN,REALLY,IFWEREAD" "WEGOTPEOPLE,KEV ." "IMEAN,REALLY,IFWEREAD EVERY SCRIPT THAT CAME THROUGH" "IMEAN,REALLY,IFWEREAD EVERY SCRIPT THAT CAME THROUGH HERE, WE'D NEVER GET ANYTHING" "EVERY SCRIPT THAT CAME THROUGH HERE, WE'D NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE." "HERE, WE'D NEVER GET ANYTHING DONE." "LOTSTODO ,LOTSTODO." "DONE." "LOTSTODO ,LOTSTODO." "WEHAVEAFEW NOTES,OF" "LOTSTODO ,LOTSTODO." "WEHAVEAFEW NOTES,OF COURSE." "WEHAVEAFEW NOTES,OF COURSE." "NOTHING,TWEAKS,MINOR" "COURSE." "NOTHING,TWEAKS,MINOR-- IT'S NOTHING." "NOTHING,TWEAKS,MINOR-- IT'S NOTHING." "SHALLWESTARTFROMTHE" "IT'S NOTHING." "SHALLWESTARTFROMTHE BEGINNING?" "SHALLWESTARTFROMTHE BEGINNING?" "LOVETO." "BEGINNING?" "LOVETO." "AVERYGOODPLACETOSTART ." "LOVETO." "AVERYGOODPLACETOSTART ." "HAVEYOUEVERBEENUPTHERE ?" "AVERYGOODPLACETOSTART ." "HAVEYOUEVERBEENUPTHERE ?" "WHERE?" "HAVEYOUEVERBEENUPTHERE ?" "WHERE?" "OH, NO, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN" "WHERE?" "OH, NO, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET UP THERE." "OH, NO, I DON'T THINK YOU CAN GET UP THERE." "THAT'STOOBAD." "GET UP THERE." "THAT'STOOBAD." "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IT UP" "THAT'STOOBAD." "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IT UP CLOSE." "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE IT UP CLOSE." "WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AND WANTED" "CLOSE." "WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AND WANTED TO BECOME AN ACTRESS, I'D SEE IT" "WHEN I WAS GROWING UP AND WANTED TO BECOME AN ACTRESS, I'D SEE IT ON POSTCARDS, AND I'D THINK TO" "TO BECOME AN ACTRESS, I'D SEE IT ON POSTCARDS, AND I'D THINK TO MYSELF, "ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M" "ON POSTCARDS, AND I'D THINK TO MYSELF, "ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GONNA BE THERE."" "MYSELF, "ONE OF THESE DAYS, I'M GONNA BE THERE." I GUESS IT JUST REPRESENTS THE" "GONNA BE THERE." I GUESS IT JUST REPRESENTS THE MAGIC OF THIS PLACE OR" "I GUESS IT JUST REPRESENTS THE MAGIC OF THIS PLACE OR SOMETHING." "MAGIC OF THIS PLACE OR SOMETHING." "THEMAGIC?" "IN HOLLYWOOD?" "SOMETHING." "THEMAGIC?" "IN HOLLYWOOD?" ""L.," YOU'VE BEEN HERE A YEAR." "THEMAGIC?" "IN HOLLYWOOD?" ""L.," YOU'VE BEEN HERE A YEAR." "WHAT MAGICAL THING HAS HAPPENED?" ""L.," YOU'VE BEEN HERE A YEAR." "WHAT MAGICAL THING HAS HAPPENED?" "AGIRLCANDREAM,CAN'TSHE?" "WHAT MAGICAL THING HAS HAPPENED?" "AGIRLCANDREAM,CAN'TSHE?" "ALL I'M SAYING IS, ONE OF THESE" "AGIRLCANDREAM,CAN'TSHE?" "ALL I'M SAYING IS, ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA GET TO THAT SIGN." "ALL I'M SAYING IS, ONE OF THESE DAYS I'M GONNA GET TO THAT SIGN." "OH,YOUDIDN'TTELLMEABOUT" "DAYS I'M GONNA GET TO THAT SIGN." "OH,YOUDIDN'TTELLMEABOUT  YOUR BRITISH DIRECTOR." "OH,YOUDIDN'TTELLMEABOUT  YOUR BRITISH DIRECTOR." "IDON'TKNOWMUCHABOUTHIM." "YOUR BRITISH DIRECTOR." "IDON'TKNOWMUCHABOUTHIM." "HE ASKED ME TO DINNER AFTER THE" "IDON'TKNOWMUCHABOUTHIM." "HE ASKED ME TO DINNER AFTER THE AUDITION." "HE ASKED ME TO DINNER AFTER THE AUDITION." "HE SAID HE WANTED TO DISCUSS THE" "AUDITION." "HE SAID HE WANTED TO DISCUSS THE ROLE WITH ME." "HE SAID HE WANTED TO DISCUSS THE ROLE WITH ME." "AW,SEE?" "ROLE WITH ME." "AW,SEE?" "YOU SAY PEOPLE DON'T JUST MEET" "AW,SEE?" "YOU SAY PEOPLE DON'T JUST MEET ANYMORE." "YOU SAY PEOPLE DON'T JUST MEET ANYMORE." "IS HE CUTE?" "ANYMORE." "IS HE CUTE?" "WELL..." "YEAH." "IS HE CUTE?" "WELL..." "YEAH." "[CHUCKLES]" "WELL..." "YEAH." "[CHUCKLES] SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE" "[CHUCKLES] SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE WORKING EXTRA HARD TO GET THAT" "SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'S GONNA BE WORKING EXTRA HARD TO GET THAT ROLE." "WORKING EXTRA HARD TO GET THAT ROLE." "SHUTUP!" "ROLE." "SHUTUP!" "I WOULD NEVER DO THAT." "SHUTUP!" "I WOULD NEVER DO THAT." "IT'S STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL, AS" "I WOULD NEVER DO THAT." "IT'S STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED." "IT'S STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED." "WESHOULDGO OUTTONIGHT." "FAR AS I'M CONCERNED." "WESHOULDGO OUTTONIGHT." "WHY?" "WESHOULDGO OUTTONIGHT." "WHY?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN,WHY?" "WHY?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN,WHY?" "WHY DO PEOPLE GO OUT?" "WHATDOYOUMEAN,WHY?" "WHY DO PEOPLE GO OUT?" "TO HAVE FUN, TO GET DOLLED UP." "WHY DO PEOPLE GO OUT?" "TO HAVE FUN, TO GET DOLLED UP." "YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED A REASON" "TO HAVE FUN, TO GET DOLLED UP." "YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED A REASON TO CELEBRATE, WE'LL CELEBRATE" "YOU KNOW, IF YOU NEED A REASON TO CELEBRATE, WE'LL CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT THIS GUY ASKED YOU" "TO CELEBRATE, WE'LL CELEBRATE THE FACT THAT THIS GUY ASKED YOU ON A DATE, AND PERHAPS WHILE" "THE FACT THAT THIS GUY ASKED YOU ON A DATE, AND PERHAPS WHILE WE'RE THERE MEET A FEW OTHER" "ON A DATE, AND PERHAPS WHILE WE'RE THERE MEET A FEW OTHER OPTIONS." "WE'RE THERE MEET A FEW OTHER OPTIONS." "MAYBE." "OPTIONS." "MAYBE." "I'LLTAKEIT AS AYES ,AND I" "MAYBE." "I'LLTAKEIT AS AYES ,AND I WILL FIND SOMETHING APPROPRIATE" "I'LLTAKEIT AS AYES ,AND I WILL FIND SOMETHING APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO WEAR." "WILL FIND SOMETHING APPROPRIATE FOR YOU TO WEAR." "OURIDEASOF APPROPRIATEARE" "FOR YOU TO WEAR." "OURIDEASOF APPROPRIATEARE  PROBABLY PRETTY OPPOSITE." "OURIDEASOF APPROPRIATEARE  PROBABLY PRETTY OPPOSITE." "LOOKATTHISOFFER." "PROBABLY PRETTY OPPOSITE." "LOOKATTHISOFFER." "THIS IS AN OFFER." "LOOKATTHISOFFER." "THIS IS AN OFFER." "THEYWANTME TO TAKEOUT THE" "THIS IS AN OFFER." "THEYWANTME TO TAKEOUT THE  SCENE ON THE FERRY." "THEYWANTME TO TAKEOUT THE  SCENE ON THE FERRY." "WEARECELEBRATINGTONIGHT!" "SCENE ON THE FERRY." "WEARECELEBRATINGTONIGHT!" "ONEOFTHEBESTSCENESI'VE" "WEARECELEBRATINGTONIGHT!" "ONEOFTHEBESTSCENESI'VE EVER WRITTEN." "ONEOFTHEBESTSCENESI'VE EVER WRITTEN." "MIKEY?" "EVER WRITTEN." "MIKEY?" "♪LET'SROCK" "MIKEY?" "♪LET'SROCK ♪ I LOVE WHAT YOU DO IT" "♪LET'SROCK ♪ I LOVE WHAT YOU DO IT ♪ DO IT" "♪ I LOVE WHAT YOU DO IT ♪ DO IT ♪ TO THE WAY" "♪ DO IT ♪ TO THE WAY YOU'RE ROCKING THE BEAT ♪" "♪ TO THE WAY YOU'RE ROCKING THE BEAT ♪ ♪ DEEJAY, PLAY THE MUSIC" "YOU'RE ROCKING THE BEAT ♪ ♪ DEEJAY, PLAY THE MUSIC ♪ MUSIC" "♪ DEEJAY, PLAY THE MUSIC ♪ MUSIC ♪ WE GOT EVERYONE" "♪ MUSIC ♪ WE GOT EVERYONE STOMPING THEIR FEET ♪" "♪ WE GOT EVERYONE STOMPING THEIR FEET ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA BREAK IT" "STOMPING THEIR FEET ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA BREAK IT ON DOWN ♪" "♪ WE'RE GONNA BREAK IT ON DOWN ♪ ♪ GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN," "ON DOWN ♪ ♪ GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN ♪" "♪ GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN ♪ ♪ WE GONNA BREAK IT ON DOWN ♪" "GET ON DOWN ♪ ♪ WE GONNA BREAK IT ON DOWN ♪ MWAH!" "OH,MYGOD!" "JOHNNY, I LOVE YOU!" "STOPFIDGETING,TOO." "JOHNNY, I LOVE YOU!" "STOPFIDGETING,TOO." "ICAN'T." "STOPFIDGETING,TOO." "ICAN'T." "THIS DRESS IS, LIKE, SLIDING." "ICAN'T." "THIS DRESS IS, LIKE, SLIDING." "OH,HONEY,THAT'SWHATIT'S" "THIS DRESS IS, LIKE, SLIDING." "OH,HONEY,THAT'SWHATIT'S  SUPPOSED TO DO." "OH,HONEY,THAT'SWHATIT'S  SUPPOSED TO DO." "HI, JOSH!" "SUPPOSED TO DO." "HI, JOSH!" "LOOKING GOOD." "HI, JOSH!" "LOOKING GOOD." "THESEGIRLSAREGOOD,MAN." "LOOKING GOOD." "THESEGIRLSAREGOOD,MAN." "COME ON IN." "THESEGIRLSAREGOOD,MAN." "COME ON IN." "ILIKEIT ." "COME ON IN." "ILIKEIT ." "CHILL." "ILIKEIT ." "CHILL." "WHOO!" "CHILL." "WHOO!" "OH!" "WHOO!" "OH!" "GOOD CROWD TONIGHT." "OH!" "GOOD CROWD TONIGHT." "YEAH." "GOOD CROWD TONIGHT." "YEAH." "SO, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MEET" "YEAH." "SO, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MEET PEOPLE?" "SO, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MEET PEOPLE?" "OH,COMEON ." "LOOKATUS." "PEOPLE?" "OH,COMEON ." "LOOKATUS." "HOW DO WE NOT MEET PEOPLE?" "OH,COMEON ." "LOOKATUS." "HOW DO WE NOT MEET PEOPLE?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "HOW DO WE NOT MEET PEOPLE?" "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "UM..." "WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "UM..." "WE'LLHAVETWOGIN AND" "UM..." "WE'LLHAVETWOGIN AND  TONICS." "WE'LLHAVETWOGIN AND  TONICS." "OH,OH!" "TONICS." "OH,OH!" "LOOK, MAN!" "OH,OH!" "LOOK, MAN!" "YEAH!" "LOOK, MAN!" "YEAH!" "OH, YEAH!" "YEAH!" "OH, YEAH!" "THEREHEIS ." "OH, YEAH!" "THEREHEIS ." "THISGUYRIGHTHERE." "THEREHEIS ." "THISGUYRIGHTHERE." "COME ON." "THISGUYRIGHTHERE." "COME ON." "OH!" "COME ON." "OH!" "YEAH!" "OH!" "YEAH!" "OH!" "YEAH!" "OH!" "THAT'SRIGHT." "OH!" "THAT'SRIGHT." "GIVE HIM SOME LOVE." "INEEDANOTHERROUND." "WHYAREYOUSOSTIFF?" "THERE'SNOBREATHINGROOMIN" "WHYAREYOUSOSTIFF?" "THERE'SNOBREATHINGROOMIN THIS DRESS." "THERE'SNOBREATHINGROOMIN THIS DRESS." "[SIGHS]" "THIS DRESS." "[SIGHS] WHATSIZEAREYOU ?" "[SIGHS] WHATSIZEAREYOU ?" "I'MA 2 !" "WHATSIZEAREYOU ?" "I'MA 2 !" "SOAMI!" "I'MA 2 !" "SOAMI!" "YEAH,WELL,THEDRESSISA" "SOAMI!" "YEAH,WELL,THEDRESSISA ZERO!" "YEAH,WELL,THEDRESSISA ZERO!" "I MEAN, COME ON." "ZERO!" "I MEAN, COME ON." "IT'S GOT TO FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS" "I MEAN, COME ON." "IT'S GOT TO FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS TO BE RIPPED OFF." "IT'S GOT TO FEEL LIKE IT NEEDS TO BE RIPPED OFF." "TRUST ME." "JUST GO WITH IT." "TO BE RIPPED OFF." "TRUST ME." "JUST GO WITH IT." "♪YOUGOTEVERYONE" "TRUST ME." "JUST GO WITH IT." "♪YOUGOTEVERYONE STOMPING THEIR FEET ♪" "♪YOUGOTEVERYONE STOMPING THEIR FEET ♪ ♪ GONNA BREAK IT ON DOWN ♪" "STOMPING THEIR FEET ♪ ♪ GONNA BREAK IT ON DOWN ♪ ♪ GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN," "♪ GONNA BREAK IT ON DOWN ♪ ♪ GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN ♪" "♪ GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN, GET ON DOWN ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA MOVE IT ON DOWN ♪" "GET ON DOWN ♪ ♪ WE'RE GONNA MOVE IT ON DOWN ♪ ♪ LET'S GO, HEY ♪" "♪ WE'RE GONNA MOVE IT ON DOWN ♪ ♪ LET'S GO, HEY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪" "♪ LET'S GO, HEY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪" "♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪" "♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪" "♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪" "♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪" "♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪ ♪ GOT TO SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪" "♪ SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪ ♪ GOT TO SHAKE IT, MAMA ♪ ♪ SHAKE IT, BABY ♪" "[SCOFFS] YOUKNOW,NOWTHATYOU'REA BIG-SHOT HOLLYWOOD WRITER, I" "YOUKNOW,NOWTHATYOU'REA BIG-SHOT HOLLYWOOD WRITER, I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED." "BIG-SHOT HOLLYWOOD WRITER, I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED." "WHAT?" "!" "WHY?" "THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED." "WHAT?" "!" "WHY?" "'CAUSEI DON'TWANTTOBE" "WHAT?" "!" "WHY?" "'CAUSEI DON'TWANTTOBE LEFT FOR SOME BIMBO ACTRESS." "'CAUSEI DON'TWANTTOBE LEFT FOR SOME BIMBO ACTRESS." "THAT'SWHYYOUWANTTOMARRY" "LEFT FOR SOME BIMBO ACTRESS." "THAT'SWHYYOUWANTTOMARRY  ME, SO I WON'T LEAVE YOU?" "THAT'SWHYYOUWANTTOMARRY  ME, SO I WON'T LEAVE YOU?" "YEAH." "ME, SO I WON'T LEAVE YOU?" "YEAH." "KEVIN, I CAN SEE YOU LOOKING AT" "YEAH." "KEVIN, I CAN SEE YOU LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS." "KEVIN, I CAN SEE YOU LOOKING AT OTHER GIRLS." "I..." "OTHER GIRLS." "I..." "WE'RE IN A CLUB!" "I..." "WE'RE IN A CLUB!" "SO?" "WE'RE IN A CLUB!" "SO?" "YOU SHOULD JUST BE LOOKING AT" "SO?" "YOU SHOULD JUST BE LOOKING AT ME." "YOU SHOULD JUST BE LOOKING AT ME." "IAMLOOKINGATYOU." "ME." "IAMLOOKINGATYOU." "NOTTHEWAYYOU WERELOOKING" "IAMLOOKINGATYOU." "NOTTHEWAYYOU WERELOOKING AT HER." "NOTTHEWAYYOU WERELOOKING AT HER." "WHO?" "AT HER." "WHO?" "SHE..." "WHO?" "SHE..." "I..." "SHE..." "I..." "CAN WE PLEASE NOT DO THIS" "I..." "CAN WE PLEASE NOT DO THIS TONIGHT?" "CAN WE PLEASE NOT DO THIS TONIGHT?" "HMM." "FINE." "TONIGHT?" "HMM." "FINE." "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪" "HMM." "FINE." "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪ WE'REGONNAGO BUSTAMOVE ON" "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪ WE'REGONNAGO BUSTAMOVE ON THE DANCE FLOOR." "WE'REGONNAGO BUSTAMOVE ON THE DANCE FLOOR." "WANT TO COME WITH US?" "THE DANCE FLOOR." "WANT TO COME WITH US?" "GOOD LUCK." "WANT TO COME WITH US?" "GOOD LUCK." "FALL OUT, DANCE FLOOR!" "GOOD LUCK." "FALL OUT, DANCE FLOOR!" "WHOO!" "FALL OUT, DANCE FLOOR!" "WHOO!" "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪" "WHOO!" "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪ GOTTOFIGUREOUT AWAYTO" "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪ GOTTOFIGUREOUT AWAYTO GET INTO THE VIP LOUNGE." "GOTTOFIGUREOUT AWAYTO GET INTO THE VIP LOUNGE." "WHAT'SUPTHERE?" "GET INTO THE VIP LOUNGE." "WHAT'SUPTHERE?" "FAMOUSPEOPLE." "WHAT'SUPTHERE?" "FAMOUSPEOPLE." "IDON'TREALLYCAREABOUT" "FAMOUSPEOPLE." "IDON'TREALLYCAREABOUT THAT." "IDON'TREALLYCAREABOUT THAT." "DO YOU?" "THAT." "DO YOU?" "WELL,WHATDO YOUWANTTODO ," "DO YOU?" "WELL,WHATDO YOUWANTTODO , STAND HERE ALL NIGHT?" "WELL,WHATDO YOUWANTTODO , STAND HERE ALL NIGHT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "STAND HERE ALL NIGHT?" "IDON'TKNOW." "NO ONE'S REALLY ASKING US TO" "IDON'TKNOW." "NO ONE'S REALLY ASKING US TO DANCE." "NO ONE'S REALLY ASKING US TO DANCE." "WEHAVETO DANCEWITHEACH" "DANCE." "WEHAVETO DANCEWITHEACH  OTHER FIRST." "WEHAVETO DANCEWITHEACH  OTHER FIRST." "REALLY?" "OTHER FIRST." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "GUYSLOVETHATSHIT ." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "GUYSLOVETHATSHIT ." "TRUST ME." "YEAH." "GUYSLOVETHATSHIT ." "TRUST ME." "SORRY!" "TRUST ME." "SORRY!" "SORRY!" "SORRY!" "SORRY!" "SORRY!" "SORRY!" "JUSTWAITFORIT." "SORRY!" "SORRY!" "JUSTWAITFORIT." "IT'S ALL ABOUT NONVERBAL BODY" "JUSTWAITFORIT." "IT'S ALL ABOUT NONVERBAL BODY LANGUAGE, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S ALL ABOUT NONVERBAL BODY LANGUAGE, YOU KNOW?" "THEY CAN FEEL IT." "LANGUAGE, YOU KNOW?" "THEY CAN FEEL IT." "♪TOTHERIGHT," "THEY CAN FEEL IT." "♪TOTHERIGHT, TO THE LEFT ♪" "♪TOTHERIGHT, TO THE LEFT ♪ YEAH,NO,BUTLOOKLIKE" "TO THE LEFT ♪ YEAH,NO,BUTLOOKLIKE  YOU'RE REALLY BORED AND HAVE A" "YEAH,NO,BUTLOOKLIKE  YOU'RE REALLY BORED AND HAVE A SERIOUS ATTITUDE PROBLEM." "IT'S OKAY." "WE'LL TRY LATER." "YOU'RE GOOD." "LISTEN." "CYNDY, WE NEED TO TALK." "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ." "CYNDY, WE NEED TO TALK." "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ." "YOU'RE A MEANIE." "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ." "YOU'RE A MEANIE." "IAMAMEANIE,WHICHISWHY I" "YOU'RE A MEANIE." "IAMAMEANIE,WHICHISWHY I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE WITH" "IAMAMEANIE,WHICHISWHY I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NICER TO YOU." "FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD BE WITH SOMEONE WHO'S NICER TO YOU." "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪" "SOMEONE WHO'S NICER TO YOU." "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪ YOUDESERVEIT ." "♪SHAKEIT ,BABY♪ YOUDESERVEIT ." "AREYOUBREAKINGUPWITH ME?" "YOUDESERVEIT ." "AREYOUBREAKINGUPWITH ME?" "THISISN'TWORKING,ISIT?" "AREYOUBREAKINGUPWITH ME?" "THISISN'TWORKING,ISIT?" "WHAT'SNOTWORKING?" "THISISN'TWORKING,ISIT?" "WHAT'SNOTWORKING?" "YOUANDME ." "WHAT'SNOTWORKING?" "YOUANDME ." "I..." "YOUANDME ." "I..." "I JUST FEEL LIKE WE WANT" "I..." "I JUST FEEL LIKE WE WANT DIFFERENT THINGS RIGHT NOW." "I JUST FEEL LIKE WE WANT DIFFERENT THINGS RIGHT NOW." "THATISN'TTRUE,OKAY?" "DIFFERENT THINGS RIGHT NOW." "THATISN'TTRUE,OKAY?" "WE..." "WE ORDER THE EXACT SAME" "THATISN'TTRUE,OKAY?" "WE..." "WE ORDER THE EXACT SAME THING AT IN-AND-OUT, AND WE" "WE..." "WE ORDER THE EXACT SAME THING AT IN-AND-OUT, AND WE ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX AT THE" "THING AT IN-AND-OUT, AND WE ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX AT THE SAME TIME." "ALWAYS WANT TO HAVE SEX AT THE SAME TIME." "THEN, AFTERWARDS, WE ALWAYS GET" "SAME TIME." "THEN, AFTERWARDS, WE ALWAYS GET THIRSTY, AND " "THEN, AFTERWARDS, WE ALWAYS GET THIRSTY, AND -- NOTTHOSETHINGS." "THIRSTY, AND -- NOTTHOSETHINGS." "I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN VERY" "NOTTHOSETHINGS." "I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN VERY DIFFERENT PLACES IN OUR LIVES." "I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN VERY DIFFERENT PLACES IN OUR LIVES." "[SNIFFLES]" "DIFFERENT PLACES IN OUR LIVES." "[SNIFFLES] DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO" "[SNIFFLES] DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME?" "DOES THAT MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO MARRY ME?" "THAT'SEXACTLYWHATITMEANS." "MARRY ME?" "THAT'SEXACTLYWHATITMEANS." "[CRIES]" "THAT'SEXACTLYWHATITMEANS." "[CRIES] LISTEN." "[CRIES] LISTEN." "YOU ARE YOUNG, AND YOU'RE" "LISTEN." "YOU ARE YOUNG, AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND" "YOU ARE YOUNG, AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU." "BEAUTIFUL, AND YOU'RE GONNA FIND SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU." "[Crying]I DON 'TWANTTO" "SOMEONE WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU." "[Crying]I DON 'TWANTTO FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S PERFECT FOR" "[Crying]I DON 'TWANTTO FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S PERFECT FOR ME, OKAY?" "FIND SOMEBODY WHO'S PERFECT FOR ME, OKAY?" "I WANT YOU!" "ME, OKAY?" "I WANT YOU!" "AND I " " I AM NOT THAT MUCH" "I WANT YOU!" "AND I " " I AM NOT THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU, OKAY?" "AND I " " I AM NOT THAT MUCH YOUNGER THAN YOU, OKAY?" "IN THREE YEARS, WE'RE GONNA BE" "YOUNGER THAN YOU, OKAY?" "IN THREE YEARS, WE'RE GONNA BE THE EXACT SAME AGE." "IN THREE YEARS, WE'RE GONNA BE THE EXACT SAME AGE." "[SIGHS]" "THE EXACT SAME AGE." "[SIGHS] CYNDY..." "[SIGHS] CYNDY..." "WHAT?" "CYNDY..." "WHAT?" "IMETSOMEONEELSE." "WHAT?" "IMETSOMEONEELSE." "YOUWHAT?" "IMETSOMEONEELSE." "YOUWHAT?" "WHO IS SHE?" "WHAT IS HER NAME?" "YOUWHAT?" "WHO IS SHE?" "WHAT IS HER NAME?" "[SIGHS]" "WHO IS SHE?" "WHAT IS HER NAME?" "[SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW." "[SIGHS] I DON'T KNOW." "NO,DONOTLIE TOME." "I DON'T KNOW." "NO,DONOTLIE TOME." "WHAT IS HER NAME?" "NO,DONOTLIE TOME." "WHAT IS HER NAME?" "I-IDON'TKNOW." "WHAT IS HER NAME?" "I-IDON'TKNOW." "IHATEYOU,KEVIN." "I-IDON'TKNOW." "IHATEYOU,KEVIN." "YOU'RE A JERK." "IHATEYOU,KEVIN." "YOU'RE A JERK." "NO, YOU'RE WORSE THAN A JERK." "YOU'RE A JERK." "NO, YOU'RE WORSE THAN A JERK." "YOU'RE A STUPID JERK." "NO, YOU'RE WORSE THAN A JERK." "YOU'RE A STUPID JERK." "GOODBYE!" "[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]" "AH!" "WAIT FOR IT." "WHAT'SUP,LADIES?" "WAIT FOR IT." "WHAT'SUP,LADIES?" "HOW'S IT GOING?" "WHAT'SUP,LADIES?" "HOW'S IT GOING?" "TOLDYA!" "HOW'S IT GOING?" "TOLDYA!" "HEY!" "TOLDYA!" "HEY!" "HI." "HEY!" "HI." "MYNAME'SHORACE." "HI." "MYNAME'SHORACE." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "MYNAME'SHORACE." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "LAURA." "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "LAURA." "LAURA?" "LAURA." "LAURA?" "I GOT A SISTER NAMED LAURA." "LAURA?" "I GOT A SISTER NAMED LAURA." "AWESOME!" "I GOT A SISTER NAMED LAURA." "AWESOME!" "SO,YOUGOTABOYFRIEND?" "AWESOME!" "SO,YOUGOTABOYFRIEND?" "UH,YEAH." "SO,YOUGOTABOYFRIEND?" "UH,YEAH." "THAT'SCOOL!" "UH,YEAH." "THAT'SCOOL!" "CAN HE DO THIS?" "WOW." "THAT WAS REALLY GREAT." "THANKYOU!" "THAT WAS REALLY GREAT." "THANKYOU!" "I'MGONNARUNTOTHE" "THANKYOU!" "I'MGONNARUNTOTHE RESTROOM." "I'MGONNARUNTOTHE RESTROOM." "EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND." "RESTROOM." "EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND." "ALLRIGHT." "EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND." "ALLRIGHT." "I'LL BE RIGHT HERE." "ALLRIGHT." "I'LL BE RIGHT HERE." "OKAY." "I'LL BE RIGHT HERE." "OKAY." "I'M GONNA GO TO THE RESTROOM." "OKAY." "I'M GONNA GO TO THE RESTROOM." "YOU WANT TO COME?" "I'M GONNA GO TO THE RESTROOM." "YOU WANT TO COME?" "NO!" "[ CYNDY COUGHING, CRYING ]" "[Crying]OH, MYGOD." "AREYOUOKAY?" "DOESITLOOKLIKEI'MOKAY?" "SHOULDI GOGETSOMEONE?" "NO,I ..." "MY BOYFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH" "NO,I ..." "MY BOYFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME." "MY BOYFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME." "I'MSORRY." "ME." "I'MSORRY." "WHATEVER." "I'MSORRY." "WHATEVER." "DOYOUWANTTOGETCLEANED" "WHATEVER." "DOYOUWANTTOGETCLEANED UP?" "DOYOUWANTTOGETCLEANED UP?" "GET YOU OUT OF HERE?" "UP?" "GET YOU OUT OF HERE?" "OKAY." "YOU GOT IT?" "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "YOU GOOD?" "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "YOU GOOD?" "MM-HMM." "YOU GOOD?" "MM-HMM." "OKAY." "MM-HMM." "OKAY." "[ WATER RUNNING ]" "OKAY." "[ WATER RUNNING ] OH,MYMAKEUPISALLRUINED." "[ WATER RUNNING ] OH,MYMAKEUPISALLRUINED." "NO,NO,NO ,IT 'SOKAY." "OH,MYMAKEUPISALLRUINED." "NO,NO,NO ,IT 'SOKAY." "LOOK." "NO,NO,NO ,IT 'SOKAY." "LOOK." "THERE WE GO." "LOOK." "THERE WE GO." "HECHEATEDON ME ." "THERE WE GO." "HECHEATEDON ME ." "WITH SOMEONE ELSE!" "HECHEATEDON ME ." "WITH SOMEONE ELSE!" "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "WITH SOMEONE ELSE!" "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER HIM." "WELL,YOUKNOWWHAT?" "YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER HIM." "YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER HIM, OR" "YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER HIM." "YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER HIM, OR HE'S GONNA COME CRAWLING BACK TO" "YOU'RE GONNA GET OVER HIM, OR HE'S GONNA COME CRAWLING BACK TO YOU FIRST." "HE'S GONNA COME CRAWLING BACK TO YOU FIRST." "YOUKNOWWHATI'M GONNADO?" "YOU FIRST." "YOUKNOWWHATI'M GONNADO?" "I'M GONNA FIND THAT BITCH, AND" "YOUKNOWWHATI'M GONNADO?" "I'M GONNA FIND THAT BITCH, AND I'M GONNA SOCK HER IN THE FACE." "I'M GONNA FIND THAT BITCH, AND I'M GONNA SOCK HER IN THE FACE." "I'M GONNA GIVE HER A BLACK EYE" "I'M GONNA SOCK HER IN THE FACE." "I'M GONNA GIVE HER A BLACK EYE IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO." "I'M GONNA GIVE HER A BLACK EYE IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO." "OH,GOODFORYOU ." "IS WHAT I'M GONNA DO." "OH,GOODFORYOU ." "BITCH!" "OH,GOODFORYOU ." "BITCH!" "BITCH." "BITCH!" "BITCH." "BITCH." "BITCH." "BITCH." "[ WHIMPERING ]" "BITCH." "[ WHIMPERING ] DOYOUHAVEARIDE HOME ?" "[ WHIMPERING ] DOYOUHAVEARIDE HOME ?" "NO!" "DOYOUHAVEARIDE HOME ?" "NO!" "IT BROKE UP WITH ME!" "NO!" "IT BROKE UP WITH ME!" "I TOLD YOU THAT!" "WHOO!" "WANTTOGETADRINK?" "WHAT?" "!" "WANTTOGETADRINK?" "WHAT?" "!" "ADRINK!" "WHAT?" "!" "ADRINK!" "I GOT THE VIP BOOTH UPSTAIRS." "ADRINK!" "I GOT THE VIP BOOTH UPSTAIRS." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ." "I GOT THE VIP BOOTH UPSTAIRS." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ." "I GOT TO WAIT FOR MY FRIEND." "OH,NO,NO ,NO ." "I GOT TO WAIT FOR MY FRIEND." "SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM." "I GOT TO WAIT FOR MY FRIEND." "SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM." "OH,NO,NO ." "SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM." "OH,NO,NO ." "MY FRIEND HORACE WILL WATCH OUT" "OH,NO,NO ." "MY FRIEND HORACE WILL WATCH OUT FOR HER." "MY FRIEND HORACE WILL WATCH OUT FOR HER." "DON'T WORRY." "FOR HER." "DON'T WORRY." "HORACE, YOU WATCH OUT FOR HER" "DON'T WORRY." "HORACE, YOU WATCH OUT FOR HER FRIEND?" "HORACE, YOU WATCH OUT FOR HER FRIEND?" "I'LLMAKESURESHE 'SAHAPPY" "FRIEND?" "I'LLMAKESURESHE 'SAHAPPY CAMPER." "I'LLMAKESURESHE 'SAHAPPY CAMPER." "WILLYOUMAKESURESHEGETS" "CAMPER." "WILLYOUMAKESURESHEGETS UPSTAIRS WHEN YOU FIND HER?" "WILLYOUMAKESURESHEGETS UPSTAIRS WHEN YOU FIND HER?" "WILLDO!" "UPSTAIRS WHEN YOU FIND HER?" "WILLDO!" "WHOO!" "WILLDO!" "WHOO!" "HAHA!" "WHOO!" "HAHA!" "♪YOUGOTATTENTION♪" "HAHA!" "♪YOUGOTATTENTION♪ ♪ I WANT IT ALL FOR ME ♪" "♪YOUGOTATTENTION♪ ♪ I WANT IT ALL FOR ME ♪ ♪ SUPERFICIAL ♪" "♪ I WANT IT ALL FOR ME ♪ ♪ SUPERFICIAL ♪ ♪ YOUR SHALLOW HEART IS BLIND ♪" "♪ SUPERFICIAL ♪ ♪ YOUR SHALLOW HEART IS BLIND ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO PERFECT ♪" "♪ YOUR SHALLOW HEART IS BLIND ♪ ♪ YOU'RE SO PERFECT ♪ HEY." "♪ YOU'RE SO PERFECT ♪ HEY." "WAIT RIGHT HERE JUST ONE SECOND," "HEY." "WAIT RIGHT HERE JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY?" "WAIT RIGHT HERE JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY?" "DON'T MOVE." "OKAY?" "DON'T MOVE." "♪ALLYOUWANT" "DON'T MOVE." "♪ALLYOUWANT IS A HEART ATTACK" "♪ALLYOUWANT IS A HEART ATTACK KILLING MY SOUL ♪" "IS A HEART ATTACK KILLING MY SOUL ♪ ♪ ALL I WANT IS A SIMPLE LIFE ♪" "KILLING MY SOUL ♪ ♪ ALL I WANT IS A SIMPLE LIFE ♪ ♪ LEAVE ME ALONE ♪" "♪ ALL I WANT IS A SIMPLE LIFE ♪ ♪ LEAVE ME ALONE ♪ ♪ ALL YOU WANT IS TO FIGHT" "♪ LEAVE ME ALONE ♪ ♪ ALL YOU WANT IS TO FIGHT TILL I WALK OUT THE DOOR ♪" "♪ ALL YOU WANT IS TO FIGHT TILL I WALK OUT THE DOOR ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪" "TILL I WALK OUT THE DOOR ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪" "♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪" "♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ EXCUSEME." "♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ EXCUSEME." "♪I DON'TWANTIT," "EXCUSEME." "♪I DON'TWANTIT,  BUT I GOT TO HAVE IT" "♪I DON'TWANTIT,  BUT I GOT TO HAVE IT MORE THAN I KNOW ♪" "BUT I GOT TO HAVE IT MORE THAN I KNOW ♪ EXCUSEME." "PARDONME." "MORE THAN I KNOW ♪ EXCUSEME." "PARDONME." "♪HELLO,DRAMA♪" "EXCUSEME." "PARDONME." "♪HELLO,DRAMA♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪" "♪HELLO,DRAMA♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪" "♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ ♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ YOUOKAY?" "♪ HELLO, DRAMA ♪ YOUOKAY?" "ITHINKI'MGONNABESICK." "YOUOKAY?" "ITHINKI'MGONNABESICK." "ALLRIGHT,ALLRIGHT." "ITHINKI'MGONNABESICK." "ALLRIGHT,ALLRIGHT." "LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE." "ALLRIGHT,ALLRIGHT." "LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE." "♪HELLO,DRAMA,HELLO♪" "LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE." "♪HELLO,DRAMA,HELLO♪ [COUGHS]" "AREYOUTALKINGTOTHEDRINK ?" "IT'SA BLUEDRINK." "IT'S A BLUE ONE." "IT'SA BLUEDRINK." "IT'S A BLUE ONE." "IT WAS LIKE THE MOVIE." "IT'S A BLUE ONE." "IT WAS LIKE THE MOVIE." "♪ THOSE HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS" "IT WAS LIKE THE MOVIE." "♪ THOSE HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS ♪ THOSE HOLLYWOOD HILLS" "♪ THOSE HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS ♪ THOSE HOLLYWOOD HILLS NO?" "♪ THOSE HOLLYWOOD HILLS NO?" "NO, NO." "NO?" "NO, NO." "YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE" "NO, NO." "YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE OUTSTANDING OUT THERE." "YOUR DANCE MOVES WERE OUTSTANDING OUT THERE." "THANKYOU." "OUTSTANDING OUT THERE." "THANKYOU." "REALLYGOOD." "THANKYOU." "REALLYGOOD." "THANKYOU." "REALLYGOOD." "THANKYOU." "ITMAKESME THINKOFMY" "THANKYOU." "ITMAKESME THINKOFMY FRIEND, JANELLE." "ITMAKESME THINKOFMY FRIEND, JANELLE." "YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME EXACT" "FRIEND, JANELLE." "YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME EXACT HAIR COLOR, AND YOUR DANCING WAS" "YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME EXACT HAIR COLOR, AND YOUR DANCING WAS ALMOST IDENTICAL." "HAIR COLOR, AND YOUR DANCING WAS ALMOST IDENTICAL." "I WAS TELLING HER HOW GOOD OF A" "ALMOST IDENTICAL." "I WAS TELLING HER HOW GOOD OF A DANCER YOU WERE." "I WAS TELLING HER HOW GOOD OF A DANCER YOU WERE." "OH." "DANCER YOU WERE." "OH." "YEAH,ANDJUSTLIKEWHEN WE" "OH." "YEAH,ANDJUSTLIKEWHEN WE WERE OUT THERE, IT MADE ME THINK" "YEAH,ANDJUSTLIKEWHEN WE WERE OUT THERE, IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU." "WERE OUT THERE, IT MADE ME THINK OF YOU." "AW." "OF YOU." "AW." "[LAUGHSINSINCERELY]" "AW." "[LAUGHSINSINCERELY] SHESORTOF HAS,LIKE,THE" "[LAUGHSINSINCERELY] SHESORTOF HAS,LIKE,THE MOVES THE SAME WAY." "SHESORTOF HAS,LIKE,THE MOVES THE SAME WAY." "OH,I SEE." "MOVES THE SAME WAY." "OH,I SEE." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "OH,I SEE." "[ CHUCKLES ] HI." "[ CHUCKLES ] HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "WHYAREYOUSOSADOVERHERE" "HI." "WHYAREYOUSOSADOVERHERE IN THE CORNER?" "WHYAREYOUSOSADOVERHERE IN THE CORNER?" "I'MNOTSAD." "IN THE CORNER?" "I'MNOTSAD." "I'M JUST HANGING OUT." "I'MNOTSAD." "I'M JUST HANGING OUT." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "I'M JUST HANGING OUT." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "KEVIN." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "KEVIN." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "MINDY." "KEVIN." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "MINDY." "HI,MINDY." "MINDY." "HI,MINDY." "HI." "HEY,MINDY,IT 'SME ." "I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU." "I'M SORRY." "I LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR YOU." "I'M SORRY." "I HAD TO BAIL OUT." "I'M SORRY." "I HAD TO BAIL OUT." "I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER." "I HAD TO BAIL OUT." "I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER." "GIVE ME A CALL." "I'M GOING HOME." "I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU LATER." "GIVE ME A CALL." "I'M GOING HOME." "OKAY." "BYE." "[ SIGHS ] ♪I SEEYOULOOKING♪ ♪ I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES ♪" "♪I SEEYOULOOKING♪ ♪ I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES ♪ ♪ I DON'T THINK" "♪ I SEE IT IN YOUR EYES ♪ ♪ I DON'T THINK YOU NEED A LOVER ♪" "♪ I DON'T THINK YOU NEED A LOVER ♪ ♪ I JUST TOOK YOU BY SURPRISE ♪" "YOU NEED A LOVER ♪ ♪ I JUST TOOK YOU BY SURPRISE ♪ ♪ LET ME TAKE CONTROL ♪" "♪ I JUST TOOK YOU BY SURPRISE ♪ ♪ LET ME TAKE CONTROL ♪ ♪ I'M-A TAKE YOU TO A... ♪" "OH." "WE'REHERE." "AREYOUGONNABEOKAY ?" "MM-HMM." "AREYOUGONNABEOKAY ?" "MM-HMM." "UM..." "THANK YOU FOR BEING SO" "MM-HMM." "UM..." "THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE." "UM..." "THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE." "UM..." "YOU CAN HAVE YOUR TISSUES" "NICE." "UM..." "YOU CAN HAVE YOUR TISSUES BACK." "UM..." "YOU CAN HAVE YOUR TISSUES BACK." "THANKYOU." "BACK." "THANKYOU." "DO YOU WANT HELP TO THE DOOR?" "THANKYOU." "DO YOU WANT HELP TO THE DOOR?" "I'MGOOD." "DO YOU WANT HELP TO THE DOOR?" "I'MGOOD." "JUSTREMEMBERTHATEVERYTHING" "I'MGOOD." "JUSTREMEMBERTHATEVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS FOR THE BEST," "JUSTREMEMBERTHATEVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS IS FOR THE BEST, OKAY?" "THAT HAPPENS IS FOR THE BEST, OKAY?" "THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS OUT" "OKAY?" "THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS OUT THERE " " A LOT OF FISH IN THE" "THERE ARE A LOT OF GUYS OUT THERE " " A LOT OF FISH IN THE SEA." "THERE " " A LOT OF FISH IN THE SEA." "OKAY?" "SEA." "OKAY?" "MM-HMM." "OKAY?" "MM-HMM." "OH..." "BYE." "MM-HMM." "OH..." "BYE." "OH." "OH..." "BYE." "OH." "OKAY." "OH." "OKAY." "UH..." "TAKE CARE." "BYE." "STOPTHEPARTY!" "WHOO!" "YOURPENTICKLES." "WHOO!" "YOURPENTICKLES." "[Laughing]YOU 'REGONNA" "YOURPENTICKLES." "[Laughing]YOU 'REGONNA CALL ME, YES?" "[Laughing]YOU 'REGONNA CALL ME, YES?" "YES, YOU BETTER." "CALL ME, YES?" "YES, YOU BETTER." "I'LLCALLYOU." "YES, YOU BETTER." "I'LLCALLYOU." "YOU!" "I'LLCALLYOU." "YOU!" "HEY,MAN." "YOU!" "HEY,MAN." "YOUSEE,DOG?" "HEY,MAN." "YOUSEE,DOG?" "ONE DOOR CLOSES." "YOUSEE,DOG?" "ONE DOOR CLOSES." "ANOTHER DOOR OPENS." "ONE DOOR CLOSES." "ANOTHER DOOR OPENS." "YES." "[ DOOR OPENS ] LAURA?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ]" "LAURA?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] LAURA?" "[ DOOR CLOSES ] LAURA?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "LAURA?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "ILOOKEDEVERYWHEREFOR YOU ." "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" "ILOOKEDEVERYWHEREFOR YOU ." "I SAW THIS DRUNK GIRL IN THE" "ILOOKEDEVERYWHEREFOR YOU ." "I SAW THIS DRUNK GIRL IN THE BATHROOM, AND THE POOR THING WAS" "I SAW THIS DRUNK GIRL IN THE BATHROOM, AND THE POOR THING WAS SO UPSET, THAT I HAD TO HELP HER" "BATHROOM, AND THE POOR THING WAS SO UPSET, THAT I HAD TO HELP HER GET HOME." "SO UPSET, THAT I HAD TO HELP HER GET HOME." "WHAT?" "GET HOME." "WHAT?" "IMETSOMEONE." "WHAT?" "IMETSOMEONE." "REALLY?" "ATTHECLUB?" "IMETSOMEONE." "REALLY?" "ATTHECLUB?" "MM-HMM." "REALLY?" "ATTHECLUB?" "MM-HMM." "YOUDIDN'TBRINGHIM HOME?" "MM-HMM." "YOUDIDN'TBRINGHIM HOME?" "THAT'S A FIRST." "YOUDIDN'TBRINGHIM HOME?" "THAT'S A FIRST." "TRUSTME." "THAT'S A FIRST." "TRUSTME." "IT WAS NOT FOR MY LACK OF" "TRUSTME." "IT WAS NOT FOR MY LACK OF TRYING, BUT I DID GIVE HIM MY" "IT WAS NOT FOR MY LACK OF TRYING, BUT I DID GIVE HIM MY NUMBER." "TRYING, BUT I DID GIVE HIM MY NUMBER." "HIS NAME IS KEVIN, AND HE'S A" "NUMBER." "HIS NAME IS KEVIN, AND HE'S A TOTAL CUTIE, AND, EVIDENTLY," "HIS NAME IS KEVIN, AND HE'S A TOTAL CUTIE, AND, EVIDENTLY, NEWLY SINGLE, WHICH MEANS" "TOTAL CUTIE, AND, EVIDENTLY, NEWLY SINGLE, WHICH MEANS REBOUND!" "NEWLY SINGLE, WHICH MEANS REBOUND!" "IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HAVE TO" "REBOUND!" "IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE" "IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU HAVE TO BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME." "BE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME." "WHICHISSOMETHINGI'M" "RIGHT TIME." "WHICHISSOMETHINGI'M  APPARENTLY TERRIBLE AT." "WHICHISSOMETHINGI'M  APPARENTLY TERRIBLE AT." "OKAY,YOUHAVEADATE WITH" "APPARENTLY TERRIBLE AT." "OKAY,YOUHAVEADATE WITH  THE DIRECTOR." "OKAY,YOUHAVEADATE WITH  THE DIRECTOR." "OKAY,IT'SNOTADATE ." "THE DIRECTOR." "OKAY,IT'SNOTADATE ." "IT'S A MEETING." "OKAY,IT'SNOTADATE ." "IT'S A MEETING." "OH-OH-OH!" "IT'S A MEETING." "OH-OH-OH!" "OH, I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT HE" "OH-OH-OH!" "OH, I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS, TOO." "OH, I'M SURE THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS, TOO." "ITIS!" "THINKS, TOO." "ITIS!" "SO, IS THIS KEVIN GUY GONNA CALL" "ITIS!" "SO, IS THIS KEVIN GUY GONNA CALL YOU?" "SO, IS THIS KEVIN GUY GONNA CALL YOU?" "IHOPESO ." "YOU?" "IHOPESO ." "I HAVE GOT PLANS FOR HIM." "IHOPESO ." "I HAVE GOT PLANS FOR HIM." "YOU'RESOBAD." "I HAVE GOT PLANS FOR HIM." "YOU'RESOBAD." "[LAUGHS]" "YOU'RESOBAD." "[LAUGHS] YOU'RESOBAD!" "[LAUGHS] YOU'RESOBAD!" "HE'SSOMUCHFUN !" "YOU'RESOBAD!" "HE'SSOMUCHFUN !" "HE'S SO CUTE!" "HE'SSOMUCHFUN !" "HE'S SO CUTE!" "HE'S SO CUTE!" "HE'S SO CUTE!" "HE'S SO CUTE!" "[LAUGHS]" "HE'S SO CUTE!" "[LAUGHS] OH!" "WHATAREYOU READING?" "[LAUGHS] OH!" "WHATAREYOU READING?" "SHH!" "WHEREDOYOUTHINKHE'S GONNA TAKE YOU TONIGHT?" "I'MNOTREALLYSURE." "TAKE YOU TONIGHT?" "I'MNOTREALLYSURE." "WESHOULDGO ON ADOUBLE" "I'MNOTREALLYSURE." "WESHOULDGO ON ADOUBLE DATE." "WESHOULDGO ON ADOUBLE DATE." "IT'SNOTADATE." "DATE." "IT'SNOTADATE." "IT'S A MEETING." "IT'SNOTADATE." "IT'S A MEETING." "YOU'REJUSTAFRAIDI'M GONNA" "IT'S A MEETING." "YOU'REJUSTAFRAIDI'M GONNA STEAL YOUR DIRECTOR." "YOU'REJUSTAFRAIDI'M GONNA STEAL YOUR DIRECTOR." "NO!" "STEAL YOUR DIRECTOR." "NO!" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ]" "NO!" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ] YOUTHINKIT 'SMINEORYOURS?" "[ DOOR OPENS ] HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HOWYOUDOING?" "HI." "HOWYOUDOING?" "ONESECOND." "HOWYOUDOING?" "ONESECOND." "I'M JUST GONNA GO GRAB HER." "ONESECOND." "I'M JUST GONNA GO GRAB HER." "OF COURSE, YOU GOT THE PUNCTUAL" "I'M JUST GONNA GO GRAB HER." "OF COURSE, YOU GOT THE PUNCTUAL ONE." "OF COURSE, YOU GOT THE PUNCTUAL ONE." "TAKE THAT SWEATER OFF." "ONE." "TAKE THAT SWEATER OFF." "ILIKETHESWEATER." "TAKE THAT SWEATER OFF." "ILIKETHESWEATER." "IT'SHIDEOUS." "ILIKETHESWEATER." "IT'SHIDEOUS." "[SIGHS]" "IT'SHIDEOUS." "[SIGHS] TAKEIT!" "[SIGHS] TAKEIT!" "ILIKETHESWEATER." "INTERESTING PLACE." "YEAH,MOROCCAN." "YOU COME FOR THE LAMB, BUT YOU" "YEAH,MOROCCAN." "YOU COME FOR THE LAMB, BUT YOU STAY FOR THE BELLY DANCERS." "YOU COME FOR THE LAMB, BUT YOU STAY FOR THE BELLY DANCERS." "YEAH, THE LAMB HERE IS QUITE" "STAY FOR THE BELLY DANCERS." "YEAH, THE LAMB HERE IS QUITE YUMMY." "YEAH, THE LAMB HERE IS QUITE YUMMY." "MMM-MMM." "YUMMY." "MMM-MMM." "YUMMYISGOOD." "MMM-MMM." "YUMMYISGOOD." "YEP." "YUMMYISGOOD." "YEP." "OH,THECHICKEN-KABOBLOOKS" "YEP." "OH,THECHICKEN-KABOBLOOKS GOOD, TOO." "OH,THECHICKEN-KABOBLOOKS GOOD, TOO." "SO,YOUDECIDED,THEN?" "GOOD, TOO." "SO,YOUDECIDED,THEN?" "PERFECT." "SO,YOUDECIDED,THEN?" "PERFECT." "SO, LAURA, TELL ME A LITTLE BIT" "PERFECT." "SO, LAURA, TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF." "SO, LAURA, TELL ME A LITTLE BIT ABOUT YOURSELF." "WHERE ARE YOU FROM, FOR" "ABOUT YOURSELF." "WHERE ARE YOU FROM, FOR INSTANCE?" "WHERE ARE YOU FROM, FOR INSTANCE?" "AKRON,OHIO." "INSTANCE?" "AKRON,OHIO." "MMM." "ABSOLUTELYHATEDOHIO." "AKRON,OHIO." "MMM." "ABSOLUTELYHATEDOHIO." "I'MSORRYTO HEARTHAT." "MMM." "ABSOLUTELYHATEDOHIO." "I'MSORRYTO HEARTHAT." "ISPENTTHREEOFTHEMOST" "I'MSORRYTO HEARTHAT." "ISPENTTHREEOFTHEMOST MISERABLE MONTHS OF MY ENTIRE" "ISPENTTHREEOFTHEMOST MISERABLE MONTHS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE OVER THERE." "MISERABLE MONTHS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE OVER THERE." "WE WERE DOING A FILM A FEW YEARS" "LIFE OVER THERE." "WE WERE DOING A FILM A FEW YEARS BACK." "WE WERE DOING A FILM A FEW YEARS BACK." "IT WAS A DRAMATIC FILM, YOU" "BACK." "IT WAS A DRAMATIC FILM, YOU KNOW, ABOUT CLASS STRUGGLES." "IT WAS A DRAMATIC FILM, YOU KNOW, ABOUT CLASS STRUGGLES." "I JUST FOUND IT TO BE SUCH A" "KNOW, ABOUT CLASS STRUGGLES." "I JUST FOUND IT TO BE SUCH A DREARY PLACE." "I JUST FOUND IT TO BE SUCH A DREARY PLACE." "SO MIDDLE-CLASS, YOU KNOW?" "DREARY PLACE." "SO MIDDLE-CLASS, YOU KNOW?" "I JUST FOUND IT TO BE" "SO MIDDLE-CLASS, YOU KNOW?" "I JUST FOUND IT TO BE DEPRESSING." "I JUST FOUND IT TO BE DEPRESSING." "DON'T YOU THINK?" "DEPRESSING." "DON'T YOU THINK?" "IDON'TTHINKSO." "DON'T YOU THINK?" "IDON'TTHINKSO." "OH,COMEON NOW." "IDON'TTHINKSO." "OH,COMEON NOW." "I MEAN, YOU DID LEAVE THERE TO" "OH,COMEON NOW." "I MEAN, YOU DID LEAVE THERE TO COME HERE, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, YOU DID LEAVE THERE TO COME HERE, RIGHT?" "YOU'RE HERE IN SUNNY" "COME HERE, RIGHT?" "YOU'RE HERE IN SUNNY LOS ANGELES, RIGHT?" "YOU'RE HERE IN SUNNY LOS ANGELES, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, IT MUST BE MUCH BETTER" "LOS ANGELES, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, IT MUST BE MUCH BETTER HERE, RIGHT?" "I MEAN, IT MUST BE MUCH BETTER HERE, RIGHT?" "HEY, COME ON." "HERE, RIGHT?" "HEY, COME ON." "ITHASITSCHARMS." "HEY, COME ON." "ITHASITSCHARMS." "INDEED,ITIS ." "ITHASITSCHARMS." "INDEED,ITIS ." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "INDEED,ITIS ." "[ CHUCKLES ] CHEERS." "[ CHUCKLES ] CHEERS." "I'MSOGLADYOU CALLED." "CHEERS." "I'MSOGLADYOU CALLED." "TOCALLING." "I'MSOGLADYOU CALLED." "TOCALLING." "TOCALLING,YEAH." "TOCALLING." "TOCALLING,YEAH." "MMM." "TOCALLING,YEAH." "MMM." "SO,YOUDIDN'TTHINKIWOULD" "MMM." "SO,YOUDIDN'TTHINKIWOULD  CALL?" "SO,YOUDIDN'TTHINKIWOULD  CALL?" "OH,I KNEWYOUWOULDCALL ." "CALL?" "OH,I KNEWYOUWOULDCALL ." "I LOVE GUYS THAT DON'T PLAY" "OH,I KNEWYOUWOULDCALL ." "I LOVE GUYS THAT DON'T PLAY GAMES." "I LOVE GUYS THAT DON'T PLAY GAMES." "YEAH?" "GAMES." "YEAH?" "YES." "YEAH?" "YES." "IDON'TPLAYGAMES." "YES." "IDON'TPLAYGAMES." "IT'S NOT THE WAY I ROLL." "IDON'TPLAYGAMES." "IT'S NOT THE WAY I ROLL." "THAT'SYOURTHING?" "IT'S NOT THE WAY I ROLL." "THAT'SYOURTHING?" "IT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN" "THAT'SYOURTHING?" "IT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN OUT WITH SO MANY GUYS, AND THEY" "IT'S SO FUNNY, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN OUT WITH SO MANY GUYS, AND THEY PLAY ALL THESE GAMES, AND YOU, I" "OUT WITH SO MANY GUYS, AND THEY PLAY ALL THESE GAMES, AND YOU, I JUST KNEW " " I JUST KNEW!" "" "PLAY ALL THESE GAMES, AND YOU, I JUST KNEW " " I JUST KNEW!" " THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT," "JUST KNEW " " I JUST KNEW!" " THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?" "THERE WAS SOMETHING DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW?" "NOW,SEE,IFEELLIKE GIRLS" "YOU KNOW?" "NOW,SEE,IFEELLIKE GIRLS ARE THE ONES WHO PLAY GAMES." "NOW,SEE,IFEELLIKE GIRLS ARE THE ONES WHO PLAY GAMES." "OH,COMEON ." "ARE THE ONES WHO PLAY GAMES." "OH,COMEON ." "WOMEN." "I 'MSORRY." "PARDONME." "OH,COMEON ." "WOMEN." "I 'MSORRY." "PARDONME." "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "WOMEN." "I 'MSORRY." "PARDONME." "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "YOU'REDEFINITELYAWOMAN," "THANKYOUVERYMUCH." "YOU'REDEFINITELYAWOMAN, NOT A GIRL." "YOU'REDEFINITELYAWOMAN, NOT A GIRL." "LET'SPLAYADRINKINGGAME ." "NOT A GIRL." "LET'SPLAYADRINKINGGAME ." "AMI STILLTALKING?" "LET'SPLAYADRINKINGGAME ." "AMI STILLTALKING?" "YOUARE,BUTLET 'SDO- " "AMI STILLTALKING?" "YOUARE,BUTLET 'SDO- - EVERY TIME YOU SAY "WOMAN," WE" "YOUARE,BUTLET 'SDO- - EVERY TIME YOU SAY "WOMAN," WE DRINK." "EVERY TIME YOU SAY "WOMAN," WE DRINK." "OKAY." "DRINK." "OKAY." "WHAT'STHEOPPOSITEOFMAN?" "OKAY." "WHAT'STHEOPPOSITEOFMAN?" "THELASTTIMEI'VEBEEN WITH" "WHAT'STHEOPPOSITEOFMAN?" "THELASTTIMEI'VEBEEN WITH  A WOM" "THELASTTIMEI'VEBEEN WITH  A WOM-- WAH!" "AH!" "A WOM-- WAH!" "AH!" "OH,MYGOODNESS." "WAH!" "AH!" "OH,MYGOODNESS." "DIDYOUSEEAMOVIEIDID" "OH,MYGOODNESS." "DIDYOUSEEAMOVIEIDID LAST YEAR CALLED" "DIDYOUSEEAMOVIEIDID LAST YEAR CALLED "THE SPIRAL ORIFICE"?" "LAST YEAR CALLED "THE SPIRAL ORIFICE"?" "MNH-MNH." ""THE SPIRAL ORIFICE"?" "MNH-MNH." "ITDIDFANTASTICINEUROPE." "MNH-MNH." "ITDIDFANTASTICINEUROPE." "DO YOU FIND THAT AMERICAN PEOPLE" "ITDIDFANTASTICINEUROPE." "DO YOU FIND THAT AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST DON'T REALLY APPRECIATE" "DO YOU FIND THAT AMERICAN PEOPLE JUST DON'T REALLY APPRECIATE FILMS WITH REAL COMPLEXITY?" "JUST DON'T REALLY APPRECIATE FILMS WITH REAL COMPLEXITY?" "ITHINKMOVIESSHOULDBEFUN." "FILMS WITH REAL COMPLEXITY?" "ITHINKMOVIESSHOULDBEFUN." "I THINK MOVIES SHOULD MAKE YOU" "ITHINKMOVIESSHOULDBEFUN." "I THINK MOVIES SHOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH AND CRY, BUT MAINLY LAUGH." "I THINK MOVIES SHOULD MAKE YOU LAUGH AND CRY, BUT MAINLY LAUGH." "I REALLY LIKE COMEDIES." "LAUGH AND CRY, BUT MAINLY LAUGH." "I REALLY LIKE COMEDIES." "YES,ALLRIGHT." "I REALLY LIKE COMEDIES." "YES,ALLRIGHT." "YOU STILL GOT MUCH TO LEARN" "YES,ALLRIGHT." "YOU STILL GOT MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT HUMAN SUFFERING." "YOU STILL GOT MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT HUMAN SUFFERING." "HAVEYOUDECIDEDYET ?" "ABOUT HUMAN SUFFERING." "HAVEYOUDECIDEDYET ?" "YEAH,WE'REGONNAHAVETWO" "HAVEYOUDECIDEDYET ?" "YEAH,WE'REGONNAHAVETWO LAMB, PLEASE, SAUCE ON THE SIDE," "YEAH,WE'REGONNAHAVETWO LAMB, PLEASE, SAUCE ON THE SIDE, IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND NONE OF" "LAMB, PLEASE, SAUCE ON THE SIDE, IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND NONE OF THOSE LITTLE GREEN THINGS." "IF YOU DON'T MIND, AND NONE OF THOSE LITTLE GREEN THINGS." "THEY'RE HORRIBLE." "THOSE LITTLE GREEN THINGS." "THEY'RE HORRIBLE." "THEY'RE JUST REALLY SOUR." "THEY'RE HORRIBLE." "THEY'RE JUST REALLY SOUR." "AND, PERSONALLY, I THINK THEY DO" "THEY'RE JUST REALLY SOUR." "AND, PERSONALLY, I THINK THEY DO A DISSERVICE TO THE DISH." "AND, PERSONALLY, I THINK THEY DO A DISSERVICE TO THE DISH." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO COMMUNICATE" "A DISSERVICE TO THE DISH." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO COMMUNICATE THAT OVER TO THE CHEF." "YOU MIGHT WANT TO COMMUNICATE THAT OVER TO THE CHEF." "I'LLBESURETOLETHIMKNOW" "THAT OVER TO THE CHEF." "I'LLBESURETOLETHIMKNOW THAT." "I'LLBESURETOLETHIMKNOW THAT." "YOUDOTHAT." "THAT." "YOUDOTHAT." "DID I TELL YOU I'M BIT OF A" "YOUDOTHAT." "DID I TELL YOU I'M BIT OF A CONNOISSEUR OF FOOD, AS WELL?" "DID I TELL YOU I'M BIT OF A CONNOISSEUR OF FOOD, AS WELL?" "YOUDON'TSAY." "CONNOISSEUR OF FOOD, AS WELL?" "YOUDON'TSAY." "YEAH." "YOUDON'TSAY." "YEAH." "READY?" "YEAH." "READY?" "YES." "READY?" "YES." "TO..." "YES." "TO..." "THEENDOF PROHIBITION." "TO..." "THEENDOF PROHIBITION." "[Laughing]I LOVEIT." "THEENDOF PROHIBITION." "[Laughing]I LOVEIT." "AH!" "AAH!" "BURNS." "[Laughing]I LOVEIT." "AH!" "AAH!" "BURNS." "DO YOU HAVE A LIME OR SOMETHING?" "AH!" "AAH!" "BURNS." "DO YOU HAVE A LIME OR SOMETHING?" "COMEON." "NEXTONE ,NEXTONE." "DO YOU HAVE A LIME OR SOMETHING?" "COMEON." "NEXTONE ,NEXTONE." "NEX" "COMEON." "NEXTONE ,NEXTONE." "NEX-- COMEON." "GO ." "GO !" "NEX-- COMEON." "GO ." "GO !" "WHOAREYOU?" "COMEON." "GO ." "GO !" "WHOAREYOU?" "[ COUGHS ]" "WHOAREYOU?" "[ COUGHS ] BESTTHINGTHAT'SEVER" "[ COUGHS ] BESTTHINGTHAT'SEVER HAPPENED TO YOU." "BESTTHINGTHAT'SEVER HAPPENED TO YOU." "I KNOW IT IS." "HAPPENED TO YOU." "I KNOW IT IS." "[ Laughing ] NO!" "I KNOW IT IS." "[ Laughing ] NO!" "OH,THAT'SAWFUL!" "[ Laughing ] NO!" "OH,THAT'SAWFUL!" "[ COUGHS ]" "OH,THAT'SAWFUL!" "[ COUGHS ] I'M DYING." "[ COUGHS ] I'M DYING." "NO,NO,NO !" "I'M DYING." "NO,NO,NO !" "AREYOUDOINGANOTHERONE?" "NO,NO,NO !" "AREYOUDOINGANOTHERONE?" "YES!" "AREYOUDOINGANOTHERONE?" "YES!" "ICAN'TDO ANOTHERONE ." "YES!" "ICAN'TDO ANOTHERONE ." "YES,YOUCAN." "GO!" "ICAN'TDO ANOTHERONE ." "YES,YOUCAN." "GO!" "TAKE IT!" "YES,YOUCAN." "GO!" "TAKE IT!" "OKAY." "TAKE IT!" "OKAY." "I'M GONNA DIE TONIGHT." "OKAY." "I'M GONNA DIE TONIGHT." "WHOO-WHOO!" "I'M GONNA DIE TONIGHT." "WHOO-WHOO!" "...TOUCHUPONTHINGSTHAT" "WHOO-WHOO!" "...TOUCHUPONTHINGSTHAT SPEAK TO EVERYBODY, THAT ...TOUCHUPONTHINGSTHAT SPEAK TO EVERYBODY, THAT EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND, AND" "SPEAK TO EVERYBODY, THAT EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND, AND JUST RELATE TO." "EVERYONE CAN UNDERSTAND, AND JUST RELATE TO." "SO, MAKING FILMS IS ALWAYS AN" "JUST RELATE TO." "SO, MAKING FILMS IS ALWAYS AN UPHILL, CREATIVE STRUGGLE." "SO, MAKING FILMS IS ALWAYS AN UPHILL, CREATIVE STRUGGLE." "BUT, YOU KNOW, THE FIGHT, IT" "UPHILL, CREATIVE STRUGGLE." "BUT, YOU KNOW, THE FIGHT, IT MUST GO ON." "BUT, YOU KNOW, THE FIGHT, IT MUST GO ON." "SO, WHERE WERE WE?" "MUST GO ON." "SO, WHERE WERE WE?" "OH, WE'RE HERE, RIGHT?" "SO, WHERE WERE WE?" "OH, WE'RE HERE, RIGHT?" "THATWEARE." "OH, WE'RE HERE, RIGHT?" "THATWEARE." "GREAT." "THATWEARE." "GREAT." "THANKYOUFORDINNER." "GREAT." "THANKYOUFORDINNER." "ITWASMY PLEASURE." "WHAT?" "SO, WE SHOULD CONTINUE THE EVENING UPSTAIRS, RIGHT?" "SO, WE SHOULD CONTINUE THE EVENING UPSTAIRS, RIGHT?" "I'M..." "EVENING UPSTAIRS, RIGHT?" "I'M..." "I'M KIND OF TIRED." "I'M..." "I'M KIND OF TIRED." "THINK I'M GONNA..." "I'M KIND OF TIRED." "THINK I'M GONNA..." "COMEONNOW,LOVE." "THINK I'M GONNA..." "COMEONNOW,LOVE." "I DID SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME," "COMEONNOW,LOVE." "I DID SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME, THOUGH, DIDN'T I?" "I DID SHOW YOU A GOOD TIME, THOUGH, DIDN'T I?" "YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE." "THOUGH, DIDN'T I?" "YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE." "YOU DID HAVE FUN, RIGHT?" "YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE." "YOU DID HAVE FUN, RIGHT?" "IHADSO MUCHFUN ." "YOU DID HAVE FUN, RIGHT?" "IHADSO MUCHFUN ." "GREAT." "IHADSO MUCHFUN ." "GREAT." "AND YOU DO WANT A PART IN MY" "GREAT." "AND YOU DO WANT A PART IN MY NEXT FILM, YES?" "AND YOU DO WANT A PART IN MY NEXT FILM, YES?" "YEAH,I WOULDLOVETHAT,AND" "NEXT FILM, YES?" "YEAH,I WOULDLOVETHAT,AND I'M SORRY THAT WE DIDN'T GET A" "YEAH,I WOULDLOVETHAT,AND I'M SORRY THAT WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT THE PART." "I'M SORRY THAT WE DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT THE PART." "WELL,PERHAPSWE CANHAVE" "CHANCE TO TALK ABOUT THE PART." "WELL,PERHAPSWE CANHAVE THAT CONVERSATION UPSTAIRS IN" "WELL,PERHAPSWE CANHAVE THAT CONVERSATION UPSTAIRS IN YOUR FLAT." "THAT CONVERSATION UPSTAIRS IN YOUR FLAT." "YEAH?" "YOUR FLAT." "YEAH?" "I..." "ITHINKYOU'REAREALLY" "YEAH?" "I..." "ITHINKYOU'REAREALLY GREAT GUY, AND I HAD A REALLY" "I..." "ITHINKYOU'REAREALLY GREAT GUY, AND I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, BUT IT'S A BIT LATE." "GREAT GUY, AND I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME, BUT IT'S A BIT LATE." "[SIGHS]" "GOOD TIME, BUT IT'S A BIT LATE." "[SIGHS] WELL, DARLING, YOU REALLY MUST" "[SIGHS] WELL, DARLING, YOU REALLY MUST BE TIRED." "WELL, DARLING, YOU REALLY MUST BE TIRED." "LET ME TRY AND, UH, EXPLAIN IT" "BE TIRED." "LET ME TRY AND, UH, EXPLAIN IT TO YOU THIS WAY." "LET ME TRY AND, UH, EXPLAIN IT TO YOU THIS WAY." "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "!" "TO YOU THIS WAY." "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "!" "GET OFF ME!" "WHATAREYOUDOING?" "!" "GET OFF ME!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "!" "GET OFF ME!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "!" "WHYAREYOUBEINGSUCH A" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "!" "WHYAREYOUBEINGSUCH A LITTLE PRUDE?" "!" "WHYAREYOUBEINGSUCH A LITTLE PRUDE?" "!" "I MEAN, I DO HOPE YOU KNOW" "LITTLE PRUDE?" "!" "I MEAN, I DO HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY RUDE HERE," "I MEAN, I DO HOPE YOU KNOW YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY RUDE HERE, HUH?" "YOU'RE BEING AWFULLY RUDE HERE, HUH?" "GOODNIGHT,BENSON." "HUH?" "GOODNIGHT,BENSON." "WHAT?" "!" "GOODNIGHT,BENSON." "WHAT?" "!" "WELL, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT" "WHAT?" "!" "WELL, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT GETTING A PART IN MY NEXT FILM!" "WELL, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT GETTING A PART IN MY NEXT FILM!" "YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU GET A" "GETTING A PART IN MY NEXT FILM!" "YOU'LL BE LUCKY IF YOU GET A PART IN A PUPPET THEATER!" "[ MINDY LAUGHING IN DISTANCE ]" "MMM..." "WHAT?" "AHH." "YOU KNOW HOW WHEN YOU FIRST MEET SOMEONE, AND YOU JUST KNOW, AND THAT INSTINCT, THAT THIS IS IT," "SOMEONE, AND YOU JUST KNOW, AND THAT INSTINCT, THAT THIS IS IT, THIS IS..." "THIS IS GOOD." "THAT INSTINCT, THAT THIS IS IT, THIS IS..." "THIS IS GOOD." "THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING" "THIS IS..." "THIS IS GOOD." "THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR." "THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR." "OH." "FOR." "OH." "BUT THEN, FOR SOME REASON, YOU" "OH." "BUT THEN, FOR SOME REASON, YOU JUST CAN'T QUITE SAY THE RIGHT" "BUT THEN, FOR SOME REASON, YOU JUST CAN'T QUITE SAY THE RIGHT THING." "JUST CAN'T QUITE SAY THE RIGHT THING." "YOU DON'T DO THE RIGHT THING." "THING." "YOU DON'T DO THE RIGHT THING." "YOU JUST LET THEM GO." "YOU DON'T DO THE RIGHT THING." "YOU JUST LET THEM GO." "YOU JUST LET HER WALK AWAY." "YOU JUST LET THEM GO." "YOU JUST LET HER WALK AWAY." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING" "YOU JUST LET HER WALK AWAY." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?" "NO,I DON'T." "ABOUT?" "NO,I DON'T." "[SIGHS]" "NO,I DON'T." "[SIGHS] THAT'S OKAY, TOO." "[SIGHS] THAT'S OKAY, TOO." "IDON'TLIKECOMPLICATIONS." "THAT'S OKAY, TOO." "IDON'TLIKECOMPLICATIONS." "IHADAROUGHDAY." "IDON'TLIKECOMPLICATIONS." "IHADAROUGHDAY." "OH." "IHADAROUGHDAY." "OH." "WELL, MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT" "OH." "WELL, MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT BETTER." "WELL, MAYBE I CAN MAKE IT BETTER." "[ LAUGHS ]" "BETTER." "[ LAUGHS ] WHAT?" "NO." "[ LAUGHS ] WHAT?" "NO." "MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH." "WHAT?" "NO." "MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH." "OH." "MNH-MNH, MNH-MNH." "OH." "I'M SORRY." "OH." "I'M SORRY." "WE'RE " " LOOK." "YOU'RE TERRIFIC." "I'M SORRY." "WE'RE " " LOOK." "YOU'RE TERRIFIC." "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND" "WE'RE " " LOOK." "YOU'RE TERRIFIC." "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND WHATEVER WE WERE GONNA DO HERE," "YOU'RE " " YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, AND WHATEVER WE WERE GONNA DO HERE, I WOULD NORMALLY DO IT." "WHATEVER WE WERE GONNA DO HERE, I WOULD NORMALLY DO IT." "I JUST CAN'T." "I WOULD NORMALLY DO IT." "I JUST CAN'T." "WAIT." "WAIT." "I JUST CAN'T." "WAIT." "WAIT." "YOU CAN'T, OR YOU DON'T WANT TO?" "WAIT." "WAIT." "YOU CAN'T, OR YOU DON'T WANT TO?" "PROBABLYBOTH." "YOU CAN'T, OR YOU DON'T WANT TO?" "PROBABLYBOTH." "BECAUSEIFIT 'STHATYOU" "PROBABLYBOTH." "BECAUSEIFIT 'STHATYOU  CAN'T, I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU" "BECAUSEIFIT 'STHATYOU  CAN'T, I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN TAKE AND JUST PICK THINGS" "CAN'T, I'VE GOT SOMETHING YOU CAN TAKE AND JUST PICK THINGS RIGHT UP." "CAN TAKE AND JUST PICK THINGS RIGHT UP." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "RIGHT UP." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "LOOK." "I'M JUST " " I..." "SORRY." "NO,NO,NO ,NO ,NO ,NO ." "LOOK." "I'M JUST " " I..." "SORRY." "THIS IS ALL VERY LOVELY." "LOOK." "I'M JUST " " I..." "SORRY." "THIS IS ALL VERY LOVELY." "[SIGHS]LOOK." "THIS IS ALL VERY LOVELY." "[SIGHS]LOOK." "YOU CAN'T..." "[SIGHS]LOOK." "YOU CAN'T..." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET" "YOU CAN'T..." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET A CAB RIGHT NOW." "YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO GET A CAB RIGHT NOW." "YOU CAN'T GO BACK." "A CAB RIGHT NOW." "YOU CAN'T GO BACK." "JUST STAY AND SLEEP IT OFF." "YOU CAN'T GO BACK." "JUST STAY AND SLEEP IT OFF." "GO HOME IN THE MORNING." "JUST STAY AND SLEEP IT OFF." "GO HOME IN THE MORNING." "NO,NO,NO ." "GO HOME IN THE MORNING." "NO,NO,NO ." "STAYHERE." "SLEEPITOFF." "NO,NO,NO ." "STAYHERE." "SLEEPITOFF." "NO." "STAYHERE." "SLEEPITOFF." "NO." "REALLY." "NO." "REALLY." "IT'S NICE TO SLEEP NEXT TO" "REALLY." "IT'S NICE TO SLEEP NEXT TO SOMEBODY, EVEN IF WE DON'T DO" "IT'S NICE TO SLEEP NEXT TO SOMEBODY, EVEN IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING." "SOMEBODY, EVEN IF WE DON'T DO ANYTHING." "[SIGHS]" "ANYTHING." "[SIGHS] OKAY." "[SIGHS] OKAY." "OKAY." "[ SIGHS ]" "[SIGHS]" "[ COUGHING ]" "[SIGHS]" "YOU'RE KEVIN." "YOUKNOWME ." "YOU SPILLED THE COFFEE ON ME A COUPLE WEEKS AGO." "YOU SPILLED THE COFFEE ON ME A COUPLE WEEKS AGO." "AND YOU WERE WEARING THE" "COUPLE WEEKS AGO." "AND YOU WERE WEARING THE PRINCESS COSTUME." "AND YOU WERE WEARING THE PRINCESS COSTUME." "AND..." "PRINCESS COSTUME." "AND..." "THATSTAINEVERCOMEOUT?" "AND..." "THATSTAINEVERCOMEOUT?" "NO,NO." "THATSTAINEVERCOMEOUT?" "NO,NO." "SHAME." "NO,NO." "SHAME." "OKAY." "SHAME." "OKAY." "IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU..." "AGAIN." "OKAY." "IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU..." "AGAIN." "I GOT TO GO." "IT WAS NICE SEEING YOU..." "AGAIN." "I GOT TO GO." "HOLDON." "I GOT TO GO." "HOLDON." "SO, YOU'RE MINDY'S ROOMMATE." "HOLDON." "SO, YOU'RE MINDY'S ROOMMATE." "SEEMSTHATWAY,DOESN'TIT?" "SO, YOU'RE MINDY'S ROOMMATE." "SEEMSTHATWAY,DOESN'TIT?" "LOOK." "WE..." "SEEMSTHATWAY,DOESN'TIT?" "LOOK." "WE..." "I MEAN, MINDY " " WE'RE NOT " "LOOK." "WE..." "I MEAN, MINDY " " WE'RE NOT -- YOUMIGHTWANTTOKEEP YOUR" "I MEAN, MINDY " " WE'RE NOT -- YOUMIGHTWANTTOKEEP YOUR  VOICE DOWN." "YOUMIGHTWANTTOKEEP YOUR  VOICE DOWN." "IT MIGHT RUIN YOUR MORNING-AFTER" "VOICE DOWN." "IT MIGHT RUIN YOUR MORNING-AFTER GETAWAY." "IT MIGHT RUIN YOUR MORNING-AFTER GETAWAY." "YOUHAVETHETOTALWRONGIDEA" "GETAWAY." "YOUHAVETHETOTALWRONGIDEA HERE." "YOUHAVETHETOTALWRONGIDEA HERE." "YOUDON'TOWEMEAN" "HERE." "YOUDON'TOWEMEAN EXPLANATION." "YOUDON'TOWEMEAN EXPLANATION." "BESIDES, I'VE GOT A DATE, A" "EXPLANATION." "BESIDES, I'VE GOT A DATE, A BREAKFAST DATE." "BESIDES, I'VE GOT A DATE, A BREAKFAST DATE." "LOOK." "BREAKFAST DATE." "LOOK." "THIS IS JUST ONE, UH, BIG" "LOOK." "THIS IS JUST ONE, UH, BIG MISUNDERSTANDING." "THIS IS JUST ONE, UH, BIG MISUNDERSTANDING." "I MEAN, MINDY AND I, WE " "MISUNDERSTANDING." "I MEAN, MINDY AND I, WE -- I'MSORRY." "I MEAN, MINDY AND I, WE -- I'MSORRY." "LIKE,I DIDN'T." "IWAS " "I'MSORRY." "LIKE,I DIDN'T." "IWAS -- I'MJUSTNOTINTHEHABIT OF" "LIKE,I DIDN'T." "IWAS -- I'MJUSTNOTINTHEHABIT OF CHATTING UP MY ROOMMATE'S" "I'MJUSTNOTINTHEHABIT OF CHATTING UP MY ROOMMATE'S ONE-NIGHT STANDS." "CHATTING UP MY ROOMMATE'S ONE-NIGHT STANDS." "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE HER" "ONE-NIGHT STANDS." "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE HER AGAIN, RIGHT?" "YOU'RE NEVER GONNA SEE HER AGAIN, RIGHT?" "YOUDON'T..." "YOUDON'TKNOW" "AGAIN, RIGHT?" "YOUDON'T..." "YOUDON'TKNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "YOUDON'T..." "YOUDON'TKNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "OKAY, IF IT HELPS YOU TO WRITE" "WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "OKAY, IF IT HELPS YOU TO WRITE ME OFF AS SOME KIND OF ASSHOLE," "OKAY, IF IT HELPS YOU TO WRITE ME OFF AS SOME KIND OF ASSHOLE, THEN, SO BE IT." "ME OFF AS SOME KIND OF ASSHOLE, THEN, SO BE IT." "I DON'T BLAME YOU, 'CAUSE THAT'S" "THEN, SO BE IT." "I DON'T BLAME YOU, 'CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE." "I DON'T BLAME YOU, 'CAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE." "SH..." "EXACTLY WHAT THIS LOOKS LIKE." "SH..." "YOU JUST DON'T..." "YOU DON'T KNOW" "SH..." "YOU JUST DON'T..." "YOU DON'T KNOW ME." "YOU JUST DON'T..." "YOU DON'T KNOW ME." "YOU'RERIGHT." "ME." "YOU'RERIGHT." "I DON'TKNOW YOU." "YOU'RERIGHT." "I DON'TKNOW YOU." "[ SIGHS ]" "I DON'TKNOW YOU." "[ SIGHS ] I'VE GOT TO GO." "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT, I GET IT." "I'M SORRY." "ALL RIGHT, I GET IT." "I'M SORRY." "SORRYFORWHAT?" "I'M SORRY." "SORRYFORWHAT?" "I'M NOT THE ONE THAT YOU SHOULD" "SORRYFORWHAT?" "I'M NOT THE ONE THAT YOU SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING TO, IF ANYONE." "UM..." "COULD YOU JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME?" "COULD YOU JUST TELL ME YOUR NAME?" "LAURA." "WELL..." "GOODBYE,LAURA." "GOODBYE,KEVIN." "[ SIGHS ]" "[LAUGHS] LOOK WHO'S IN THE SAME DRESS FROM LAST NIGHT!" "LOOK WHO'S IN THE SAME DRESS FROM LAST NIGHT!" "I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING." "FROM LAST NIGHT!" "I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING." "TRUSTME." "I WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING." "TRUSTME." "IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK." "TRUSTME." "IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK." "OH,COMEON !" "WHATHAPPENED?" "IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK." "OH,COMEON !" "WHATHAPPENED?" "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT" "OH,COMEON !" "WHATHAPPENED?" "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT IT." "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT IT." "OKAY,THATIS SO NOTFAIR." "IT." "OKAY,THATIS SO NOTFAIR." "IF ANYONE DESERVES TO HEAR ALL" "OKAY,THATIS SO NOTFAIR." "IF ANYONE DESERVES TO HEAR ALL THE DETAILS, IT'S ME, BECAUSE I" "IF ANYONE DESERVES TO HEAR ALL THE DETAILS, IT'S ME, BECAUSE I TELL YOU EVERYTHING." "THE DETAILS, IT'S ME, BECAUSE I TELL YOU EVERYTHING." "YEAH,EXCEPTINEVERREMEMBER" "TELL YOU EVERYTHING." "YEAH,EXCEPTINEVERREMEMBER ASKING." "YEAH,EXCEPTINEVERREMEMBER ASKING." "WHOA!" "ASKING." "WHOA!" "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "WHOA!" "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?" "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" "DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?" "NOTHINGHAPPENED,OKAY?" "DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?" "NOTHINGHAPPENED,OKAY?" "I'M NOT GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN." "NOTHINGHAPPENED,OKAY?" "I'M NOT GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN." "HE'S A JERK, JUST LIKE EVERYONE" "I'M NOT GONNA SEE HIM AGAIN." "HE'S A JERK, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS TOWN!" "HE'S A JERK, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS TOWN!" "OKAY,WHOA,WHOA,WHOA,WAIT ." "ELSE IN THIS TOWN!" "OKAY,WHOA,WHOA,WHOA,WAIT ." "WAIT A MINUTE." "OKAY,WHOA,WHOA,WHOA,WAIT ." "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHAT?" "WAIT A MINUTE." "WHAT?" "YOU WANT TO FILL ME IN ON LAST" "WHAT?" "YOU WANT TO FILL ME IN ON LAST NIGHT'S STEAMY DETAILS, BECAUSE" "YOU WANT TO FILL ME IN ON LAST NIGHT'S STEAMY DETAILS, BECAUSE I AM REALLY NOT INTERESTED." "NIGHT'S STEAMY DETAILS, BECAUSE I AM REALLY NOT INTERESTED." "WAYTOJUMPTOCONCLUSIONS!" "I AM REALLY NOT INTERESTED." "WAYTOJUMPTOCONCLUSIONS!" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU RIGHT" "WAYTOJUMPTOCONCLUSIONS!" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?" "!" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU RIGHT NOW?" "!" "IREALLYDON'TTHINKI'M" "NOW?" "!" "IREALLYDON'TTHINKI'M JUMPING TO ANYTHING." "IREALLYDON'TTHINKI'M JUMPING TO ANYTHING." "I SAW YOUR LITTLE BUDDY DODGE" "JUMPING TO ANYTHING." "I SAW YOUR LITTLE BUDDY DODGE OUT OF YOUR ROOM THIS MORNING." "I SAW YOUR LITTLE BUDDY DODGE OUT OF YOUR ROOM THIS MORNING." "OH,OKAY." "OUT OF YOUR ROOM THIS MORNING." "OH,OKAY." "WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?" "OH,OKAY." "WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?" "IDON'TCARE!" "WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?" "IDON'TCARE!" "THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY!" "IDON'TCARE!" "THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY!" "AND I'M SO TIRED OF HEARING" "THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY!" "AND I'M SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING WENT" "AND I'M SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING WENT PERFECT FOR YOU AND HOW YOU" "ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING WENT PERFECT FOR YOU AND HOW YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT HAVING " "PERFECT FOR YOU AND HOW YOU STAYED UP ALL NIGHT HAVING -- OKAY,FIRSTOF ALL,YOU DON 'T" "STAYED UP ALL NIGHT HAVING -- OKAY,FIRSTOF ALL,YOU DON 'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING" "OKAY,FIRSTOF ALL,YOU DON 'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT I HAD SOME" "ABOUT." "YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT I HAD SOME AMAZING DATE, AND WE JUST JUMPED" "YOU'RE ASSUMING THAT I HAD SOME AMAZING DATE, AND WE JUST JUMPED INTO BED TOGETHER, WHICH IS NOT" "AMAZING DATE, AND WE JUST JUMPED INTO BED TOGETHER, WHICH IS NOT AT ALL THE CASE." "INTO BED TOGETHER, WHICH IS NOT AT ALL THE CASE." "WHATISTHECASE?" "!" "ISAW HIM!" "AT ALL THE CASE." "WHATISTHECASE?" "!" "ISAW HIM!" "OKAY,YOUSAWHIM ." "WHATISTHECASE?" "!" "ISAW HIM!" "OKAY,YOUSAWHIM ." "HE HAPPENED TO SLEEP ON TOP OF" "OKAY,YOUSAWHIM ." "HE HAPPENED TO SLEEP ON TOP OF THE SHEETS WITH HIS SHOES ON." "HE HAPPENED TO SLEEP ON TOP OF THE SHEETS WITH HIS SHOES ON." "SO, THERE ARE NO STEAMY DETAILS" "THE SHEETS WITH HIS SHOES ON." "SO, THERE ARE NO STEAMY DETAILS TO REPORT." "SO, THERE ARE NO STEAMY DETAILS TO REPORT." "GOD!" "TO REPORT." "GOD!" "LAURA, ALL I WANTED WAS TO HEAR" "GOD!" "LAURA, ALL I WANTED WAS TO HEAR HOW YOUR DATE WENT." "LAURA, ALL I WANTED WAS TO HEAR HOW YOUR DATE WENT." "BUT YOU DON'T CARE, AND YOU KNOW" "HOW YOUR DATE WENT." "BUT YOU DON'T CARE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?" "BUT YOU DON'T CARE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?" "NEITHER DO I!" "WHAT?" "MINDY,CANICOMEIN?" "NO." "ITWASHIM." "WHO?" "KEVIN,YOURDATE?" "WHO?" "KEVIN,YOURDATE?" "IT WAS HIM." "WHAT?" "IT'SMYCOFFEEGUY ." "KEVIN,THEGUYTHATLEFT MY" "IT'SMYCOFFEEGUY ." "KEVIN,THEGUYTHATLEFT MY ROOM THIS MORNING " " THAT'S YOUR" "KEVIN,THEGUYTHATLEFT MY ROOM THIS MORNING " " THAT'S YOUR COFFEE GUY?" "ROOM THIS MORNING " " THAT'S YOUR COFFEE GUY?" "HOLY SHIT!" "ALLRIGHT,OKAY." "COME ON." "CAN WE, LIKE, FIGURE SOMETHING" "COME ON." "CAN WE, LIKE, FIGURE SOMETHING OUT HERE?" "CAN WE, LIKE, FIGURE SOMETHING OUT HERE?" "NO." "OUT HERE?" "NO." "IMEAN,YOU'REAREASONABLE" "NO." "IMEAN,YOU'REAREASONABLE GUY, RIGHT?" "IMEAN,YOU'REAREASONABLE GUY, RIGHT?" "NO." "GUY, RIGHT?" "NO." "OKAY." "NO." "OKAY." "SO, UM, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO" "OKAY." "SO, UM, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "SO, UM, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?" "GETITFROMIMPOUND." "DO?" "GETITFROMIMPOUND." "BUTIT'SNOTATTHEIMPOUND" "GETITFROMIMPOUND." "BUTIT'SNOTATTHEIMPOUND YET." "BUTIT'SNOTATTHEIMPOUND YET." "THAT'S MY POINT." "YET." "THAT'S MY POINT." "WILLBETHEREIN20MINUTES." "THAT'S MY POINT." "WILLBETHEREIN20MINUTES." "LARRY'S TOWING, MY FRIEND, AND" "WILLBETHEREIN20MINUTES." "LARRY'S TOWING, MY FRIEND, AND LARRY HAS RULES." "LARRY'S TOWING, MY FRIEND, AND LARRY HAS RULES." "SORRY." "OKAY,ALLRIGHT,FINE!" "WILL YOU AT LEAST GIVE ME A RIDE THERE?" "SO,YOUDON'THAVEAPHONE  NUMBER OR ANYTHING?" "NO." "LOOK." "NUMBER OR ANYTHING?" "NO." "LOOK." "I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER AT THE" "NO." "LOOK." "I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER AT THE CLUB, AND THEN HE CALLED ME FROM" "I GAVE HIM MY NUMBER AT THE CLUB, AND THEN HE CALLED ME FROM A RESTRICTED NUMBER." "CLUB, AND THEN HE CALLED ME FROM A RESTRICTED NUMBER." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS LAST NAME!" "A RESTRICTED NUMBER." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS LAST NAME!" "SO,NOTHINGHAPPENED?" "I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIS LAST NAME!" "SO,NOTHINGHAPPENED?" "LIKE, NOTHING." "SO,NOTHINGHAPPENED?" "LIKE, NOTHING." "WELL,INTHEINTERESTOFFULL" "LIKE, NOTHING." "WELL,INTHEINTERESTOFFULL DISCLOSURE, I DID TAKE HIS PANTS" "WELL,INTHEINTERESTOFFULL DISCLOSURE, I DID TAKE HIS PANTS OFF, BUT NOTHING HAPPENED." "DISCLOSURE, I DID TAKE HIS PANTS OFF, BUT NOTHING HAPPENED." "THE BOXERS STAYED INTACT." "OFF, BUT NOTHING HAPPENED." "THE BOXERS STAYED INTACT." "THAT'S IT " " NOTHING." "THE BOXERS STAYED INTACT." "THAT'S IT " " NOTHING." "I SWEAR." "THAT'S IT " " NOTHING." "I SWEAR." "GOD,HOWCOULDIBE SO" "I SWEAR." "GOD,HOWCOULDIBE SO STUPID?" "GOD,HOWCOULDIBE SO STUPID?" "HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AND" "STUPID?" "HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AND I BASICALLY KICKED HIM OUT." "HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME, AND I BASICALLY KICKED HIM OUT." "WEWILLFINDHIM ." "I BASICALLY KICKED HIM OUT." "WEWILLFINDHIM ." "YOU LOOK RIGHT, I'LL LOOK LEFT," "WEWILLFINDHIM ." "YOU LOOK RIGHT, I'LL LOOK LEFT, AND USE ONE OF THESE." "YOU LOOK RIGHT, I'LL LOOK LEFT, AND USE ONE OF THESE." "YOU LOOK A LITTLE CRAZY." "AND USE ONE OF THESE." "YOU LOOK A LITTLE CRAZY." "WELL,I FEELALITTLECRAZY." "IKNOWHE PARKEDITRIGHT HERE." "[ SIGHS ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "IREALLYBLEWIT, DIDN'TI?" "WELL,YOUKNOW,WE'LLFIND  HIM." "WELL,YOUKNOW,WE'LLFIND  HIM." "LET'SJUSTGO HOME." "WHAT?" "NOTHING." "YOU'RESMILINGANDSHAKING" "NOTHING." "YOU'RESMILINGANDSHAKING YOUR HEAD." "YOU'RESMILINGANDSHAKING YOUR HEAD." "MAN,YOUGIVEUPTOOEASY," "YOUR HEAD." "MAN,YOUGIVEUPTOOEASY,  MAN." "MAN,YOUGIVEUPTOOEASY,  MAN." "EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR CAR." "MAN." "EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR CAR." "YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT." "EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR CAR." "YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT." "I..." "YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT." "I..." "I TRIED REASONING WITH YOU." "I..." "I TRIED REASONING WITH YOU." "I DIDN'T JUST SAY, LIKE, "CAN I" "I TRIED REASONING WITH YOU." "I DIDN'T JUST SAY, LIKE, "CAN I HAVE MY CAR BACK?"" "I DIDN'T JUST SAY, LIKE, "CAN I HAVE MY CAR BACK?" REASONING." "HAVE MY CAR BACK?" REASONING." "REASONING'S NOT ENOUGH." "REASONING." "REASONING'S NOT ENOUGH." "I HAVE TO SEE SOME EMOTION." "REASONING'S NOT ENOUGH." "I HAVE TO SEE SOME EMOTION." "I NEED TO SEE YOU REALLY NEED" "I HAVE TO SEE SOME EMOTION." "I NEED TO SEE YOU REALLY NEED IT." "I NEED TO SEE YOU REALLY NEED IT." "MAYBE CRY A LITTLE BIT." "IT." "MAYBE CRY A LITTLE BIT." "ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, YOU" "MAYBE CRY A LITTLE BIT." "ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE." "ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE." "AND WHAT YOU DID, JUST GAVE UP?" "ALREADY HAD YOUR CHANCE." "AND WHAT YOU DID, JUST GAVE UP?" "SO, NOPE." "AND WHAT YOU DID, JUST GAVE UP?" "SO, NOPE." "WHATDOYOUWANTMETO DO ," "SO, NOPE." "WHATDOYOUWANTMETO DO , LIKE, BEG?" "WHATDOYOUWANTMETO DO , LIKE, BEG?" "[CHUCKLES]" "I'MBEGGINGYOU." "CAN I PLEASE HAVE MY CAR BACK?" "NOPE." "DOYOUWANTTOGOGETABAGEL  OR SOMETHING?" "I'MNOTHUNGRY." "OR SOMETHING?" "I'MNOTHUNGRY." "OH!" "OKAY." "I'MNOTHUNGRY." "OH!" "OKAY." "WHAT ABOUT THAT PLACE THAT YOU" "OH!" "OKAY." "WHAT ABOUT THAT PLACE THAT YOU LOVE, THE BRUNCH PLACE, WHERE" "WHAT ABOUT THAT PLACE THAT YOU LOVE, THE BRUNCH PLACE, WHERE THEY HAVE THE, UM, THOSE" "LOVE, THE BRUNCH PLACE, WHERE THEY HAVE THE, UM, THOSE BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS AND BELLINIS" "THEY HAVE THE, UM, THOSE BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS AND BELLINIS AND THE FRENCH TOAST, RIGHT?" "BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS AND BELLINIS AND THE FRENCH TOAST, RIGHT?" "WE CAN GO THERE." "AND THE FRENCH TOAST, RIGHT?" "WE CAN GO THERE." "NO,I JUST..." "NEEDTO TAKEA" "WE CAN GO THERE." "NO,I JUST..." "NEEDTO TAKEA WALK OR SOMETHING." "NO,I JUST..." "NEEDTO TAKEA WALK OR SOMETHING." "JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED TO CLEAR" "WALK OR SOMETHING." "JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD." "JUST FEEL LIKE I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD." "LIKERIGHTNOW,WITHWHAT" "MY HEAD." "LIKERIGHTNOW,WITHWHAT  YOU'RE WEARING?" "LIKERIGHTNOW,WITHWHAT  YOU'RE WEARING?" "CANYOUDROPMESOMEWHERE?" "YOU'RE WEARING?" "CANYOUDROPMESOMEWHERE?" "YEAH,OFCOURSE." "CANYOUDROPMESOMEWHERE?" "YEAH,OFCOURSE." "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?" "YEAH,OFCOURSE." "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?" "UPTHERE." "WHAT,NO?" "I'M BEGGING YOU." "STANDUP." "STANDUP!" "I'M BEGGING YOU." "STANDUP." "STANDUP!" "CANI PLEASEHAVEMYCAR" "STANDUP." "STANDUP!" "CANI PLEASEHAVEMYCAR BACK?" "CANI PLEASEHAVEMYCAR BACK?" "OH,COMEON ,MAN." "BACK?" "OH,COMEON ,MAN." "DON'T DO THAT." "OH,COMEON ,MAN." "DON'T DO THAT." "WELL...[SIGHS]" "DON'T DO THAT." "WELL...[SIGHS] PLEASE." "WELL...[SIGHS] PLEASE." "BEHAVE YOURSELF." "PLEASE." "BEHAVE YOURSELF." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "BEHAVE YOURSELF." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "IGOR." "WHAT'SYOURNAME?" "IGOR." "WELL,IGOR,IMET AGIRL ." "IGOR." "WELL,IGOR,IMET AGIRL ." "GOODFORYOU." "WELL,IGOR,IMET AGIRL ." "GOODFORYOU." "ANDI NEEDMY CARTOFIND" "GOODFORYOU." "ANDI NEEDMY CARTOFIND  HER." "ANDI NEEDMY CARTOFIND  HER." "YEAH,HUH?" "HER." "YEAH,HUH?" "AND YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU." "YEAH,HUH?" "AND YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU." "HAVEYOUEVERBEENINLOVE?" "AND YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE YOU." "HAVEYOUEVERBEENINLOVE?" "YES,I WAS." "HAVEYOUEVERBEENINLOVE?" "YES,I WAS." "BUT I NEVER PARKED MY CAR WHERE" "YES,I WAS." "BUT I NEVER PARKED MY CAR WHERE IT SAYS "NO PARKING."" "BUT I NEVER PARKED MY CAR WHERE IT SAYS "NO PARKING." RIGHT." "IT SAYS "NO PARKING." RIGHT." "HEY, LISTEN." "RIGHT." "HEY, LISTEN." "IGOR, CAN YOU TAKE ME " " CAN YOU" "HEY, LISTEN." "IGOR, CAN YOU TAKE ME " " CAN YOU GIVE ME A RIDE SOMEWHERE?" "IGOR, CAN YOU TAKE ME " " CAN YOU GIVE ME A RIDE SOMEWHERE?" "[SIGHS]" "GIVE ME A RIDE SOMEWHERE?" "[SIGHS] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]" "[SIGHS] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] WHERE?" "[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] WHERE?" "♪WHEREDIDYOU RUN ?" "WHERE?" "♪WHEREDIDYOU RUN ?" "♪ WHERE'D YOU HIDE?" "♪WHEREDIDYOU RUN ?" "♪ WHERE'D YOU HIDE?" "♪ HEARD YOU WERE AFRAID" "♪ WHERE'D YOU HIDE?" "♪ HEARD YOU WERE AFRAID OF THE NI-I-I-GHT ♪" "♪ HEARD YOU WERE AFRAID OF THE NI-I-I-GHT ♪ ♪ HEAR ME LAUGH, HEAR ME SING" "OF THE NI-I-I-GHT ♪ ♪ HEAR ME LAUGH, HEAR ME SING ♪ CAN'T IMAGINE ANYTHING ELSE" "YOUSUREYOUDON 'TWANTMETO  COME WITH?" "YEAH,I JUST..." "IWANTTOBE" "COME WITH?" "YEAH,I JUST..." "IWANTTOBE ALONE." "YEAH,I JUST..." "IWANTTOBE ALONE." "ICANWAIT." "ALONE." "ICANWAIT." "NO,YOUSHOULDGO." "ICANWAIT." "NO,YOUSHOULDGO." "I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET" "NO,YOUSHOULDGO." "I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET HOME." "I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET HOME." "THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING." "HOME." "THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING." "I MEAN IT, OKAY?" "THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING." "I MEAN IT, OKAY?" "OH,COMEON ." "I MEAN IT, OKAY?" "OH,COMEON ." "I DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING" "OH,COMEON ." "I DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING EXCEPT GET YOUR BOYFRIEND DRUNK" "I DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING EXCEPT GET YOUR BOYFRIEND DRUNK AND TAKE HIS PANTS OFF." "EXCEPT GET YOUR BOYFRIEND DRUNK AND TAKE HIS PANTS OFF." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "AND TAKE HIS PANTS OFF." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] ILOVEYOU." "[ BOTH LAUGH ] ILOVEYOU." "IT'SJUSTABOY ,"L. "" "ILOVEYOU." "IT'SJUSTABOY ,"L. " IKNOW." "IT'SJUSTABOY ,"L. " IKNOW." "♪WATCHAS YOUTHOUGHT" "IKNOW." "♪WATCHAS YOUTHOUGHT I'D CRUMBLE ♪" "♪WATCHAS YOUTHOUGHT I'D CRUMBLE ♪ ♪ WATCH AS YOU THOUGHT" "I'D CRUMBLE ♪ ♪ WATCH AS YOU THOUGHT I'D FALL ♪" "♪ WATCH AS YOU THOUGHT I'D FALL ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S BRIGHTER" "I'D FALL ♪ ♪ BUT IT'S BRIGHTER WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART OUT ♪" "♪ BUT IT'S BRIGHTER WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART OUT ♪ ♪ AND I'VE NEVER BEEN" "WHEN YOU LET YOUR HEART OUT ♪ ♪ AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD ♪" "♪ AND I'VE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD ♪ ♪ YOU DESERVE" "SO PROUD ♪ ♪ YOU DESERVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW ♪" "♪ YOU DESERVE MORE THAN YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ LAID ON A MOUNTAINTOP," "MORE THAN YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ LAID ON A MOUNTAINTOP, ♪ DRANK FROM THE SUNSET" "♪ LAID ON A MOUNTAINTOP, ♪ DRANK FROM THE SUNSET ♪ YOUR BREATH ON THE FOREHEAD" "♪ DRANK FROM THE SUNSET ♪ YOUR BREATH ON THE FOREHEAD WILL NEVER LEAVE HERE," "♪ YOUR BREATH ON THE FOREHEAD WILL NEVER LEAVE HERE, I SAID ♪" "WILL NEVER LEAVE HERE, I SAID ♪ ♪ THERE'S ALWAYS AN ENDING" "I SAID ♪ ♪ THERE'S ALWAYS AN ENDING ♪ I WISH WE'D STOP PRETENDING" "♪ THERE'S ALWAYS AN ENDING ♪ I WISH WE'D STOP PRETENDING THERE'S NOT ♪" "♪ I WISH WE'D STOP PRETENDING THERE'S NOT ♪ ♪ I REHEARSE EVERYWHERE" "THERE'S NOT ♪ ♪ I REHEARSE EVERYWHERE SO-O-O" "♪ I REHEARSE EVERYWHERE SO-O-O SO I'D BE PREPAR-AR-AR-ED ♪" "SO-O-O SO I'D BE PREPAR-AR-AR-ED ♪ ♪ SO I'D BE PREPARED" "SO I'D BE PREPAR-AR-AR-ED ♪ ♪ SO I'D BE PREPARED ♪ SO I'D BE PREPAR-AR-AR-ED" "♪ SO I'D BE PREPARED ♪ SO I'D BE PREPAR-AR-AR-ED ♪ SO I'D BE PREPARED" "♪ SO I'D BE PREPAR-AR-AR-ED ♪ SO I'D BE PREPARED ♪ THERE WAS A DREAM" "♪ SO I'D BE PREPARED ♪ THERE WAS A DREAM WHERE I WORE A WHITE GOWN ♪" "♪ THERE WAS A DREAM WHERE I WORE A WHITE GOWN ♪ ♪ DANCING IN CIRCLES" "WHERE I WORE A WHITE GOWN ♪ ♪ DANCING IN CIRCLES TILL OUR LOVE TUMBLED DOWN ♪" "♪ DANCING IN CIRCLES TILL OUR LOVE TUMBLED DOWN ♪ ♪ AND THERE WAS A TIME," "TILL OUR LOVE TUMBLED DOWN ♪ ♪ AND THERE WAS A TIME, WHEN I FIGURED IT OUT ♪" "♪ AND THERE WAS A TIME, WHEN I FIGURED IT OUT ♪ ♪ BUT HOW DO YOU GO?" "WHEN I FIGURED IT OUT ♪ ♪ BUT HOW DO YOU GO?" "♪ BY-Y-Y-E" "♪ BUT HOW DO YOU GO?" "♪ BY-Y-Y-E MINDY." "♪ BY-Y-Y-E MINDY." "OH,MYGOD." "MINDY." "OH,MYGOD." "HI." "OH,MYGOD." "HI." "DON'TMOVE." "HI." "DON'TMOVE." "LOOK." "DON'TMOVE." "LOOK." "I JUST " " I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO" "LOOK." "I JUST " " I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU." "I JUST " " I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU." "NO,NO,NO ." "YOU." "NO,NO,NO ." "SHH-H-H!" "I GOT TO THINK." "NO,NO,NO ." "SHH-H-H!" "I GOT TO THINK." "I GOT TO THINK." "SHH-H-H!" "I GOT TO THINK." "I GOT TO THINK." "LOOK." "I GOT TO THINK." "LOOK." "ALL I WANT TO DO IS, I WANT TO" "LOOK." "ALL I WANT TO DO IS, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU BECAUSE THAT" "ALL I WANT TO DO IS, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU BECAUSE THAT WAS NOT " "APOLOGIZE TO YOU BECAUSE THAT WAS NOT -- YOU'RECOMINGWITHME." "WAS NOT -- YOU'RECOMINGWITHME." "WHAT?" "WHERE?" "YOU'RECOMINGWITHME." "WHAT?" "WHERE?" "YOU'RECOMINGWITHME!" "WHAT?" "WHERE?" "YOU'RECOMINGWITHME!" "COME ON!" "COME ON." "GO, GO, GO, GO!" "SHE'S RIGHT THERE." "YEAH!" "GO!" "LAURA?" "WHATAREYOUDOINGHERE ?" "HOPINGTORUNINTOYOU." "ANDTHAT'STHEIRSTORY, FOLKS." "WE ARE ONCE AGAIN TALKING TO" "FOLKS." "WE ARE ONCE AGAIN TALKING TO DR. COLLEEN SANDERS ABOUT HER" "WE ARE ONCE AGAIN TALKING TO DR. COLLEEN SANDERS ABOUT HER NEWEST BOOK, A PRACTICAL GUIDE" "DR. COLLEEN SANDERS ABOUT HER NEWEST BOOK, A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO FULFILLING YOUR DESTINY." "NEWEST BOOK, A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO FULFILLING YOUR DESTINY." "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE" "TO FULFILLING YOUR DESTINY." "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WITH US AGAIN, COLLEEN." "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE WITH US AGAIN, COLLEEN." "[Laughing]OH!" "WITH US AGAIN, COLLEEN." "[Laughing]OH!" "IT IS ALWAYS MY PLEASURE, TIM." "[Laughing]OH!" "IT IS ALWAYS MY PLEASURE, TIM." "YEAH." "IT IS ALWAYS MY PLEASURE, TIM." "YEAH." "WELL, NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO," "YEAH." "WELL, NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET'S BRING THEM OUT TO OUR" "WELL, NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LET'S BRING THEM OUT TO OUR STAGE." "LET'S BRING THEM OUT TO OUR STAGE." "PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN AND LAURA." "STAGE." "PLEASE WELCOME KEVIN AND LAURA." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "KEVIN, EVERYBODY OUT THERE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN THE MOVIE ABOUT ALL THIS IS GONNA BE COMING OUT." "TO KNOW WHEN THE MOVIE ABOUT ALL THIS IS GONNA BE COMING OUT." "WELL,IT'SALREADYWRITTEN," "THIS IS GONNA BE COMING OUT." "WELL,IT'SALREADYWRITTEN, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE." "WELL,IT'SALREADYWRITTEN, BUT IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE." "SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING A TOUGH" "BUT IT'S GONNA BE A WHILE." "SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING A TOUGH TIME WITH THE ENDING." "SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING A TOUGH TIME WITH THE ENDING." "THEENDING?" "TIME WITH THE ENDING." "THEENDING?" "YEAH, THAT'S IMPORTANT IN A" "THEENDING?" "YEAH, THAT'S IMPORTANT IN A MOVIE." "YEAH, THAT'S IMPORTANT IN A MOVIE." "GOT TO HAVE A GOOD ENDING." "MOVIE." "GOT TO HAVE A GOOD ENDING." "WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU OUT" "GOT TO HAVE A GOOD ENDING." "WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT A LITTLE BIT." "WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HELP YOU OUT WITH THAT A LITTLE BIT." "WE'RE PRETTY CREATIVE HERE." "WITH THAT A LITTLE BIT." "WE'RE PRETTY CREATIVE HERE." "DON'T YOU HAVE A SURPRISE FOR US" "WE'RE PRETTY CREATIVE HERE." "DON'T YOU HAVE A SURPRISE FOR US TODAY?" "DON'T YOU HAVE A SURPRISE FOR US TODAY?" "ISUREDO ,TIM." "TODAY?" "ISUREDO ,TIM." "I SURE DO." "ISUREDO ,TIM." "I SURE DO." "WHATSURPRISE?" "I SURE DO." "WHATSURPRISE?" "OH,COMEON NOW." "WHATSURPRISE?" "OH,COMEON NOW." "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT," "OH,COMEON NOW." "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, DARLING." "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, DARLING." "DON'T YOU WORRY." "DARLING." "DON'T YOU WORRY." "I'M NOT JERRY SPRINGER." "DON'T YOU WORRY." "I'M NOT JERRY SPRINGER." "THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS SHOW IS ALL" "I'M NOT JERRY SPRINGER." "THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT." "THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT." "SO..." "ABOUT." "SO..." "KEVIN?" "SO..." "KEVIN?" "ALLRIGHT." "LAURA..." "THE LAST TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN THE MOST EXCITING YEARS OF MY ENTIRE" "THE LAST TWO YEARS HAVE BEEN THE MOST EXCITING YEARS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE." "MOST EXCITING YEARS OF MY ENTIRE LIFE." "EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU..." "LIFE." "EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU..." "YES." "EVERY TIME I LOOK AT YOU..." "YES." "...THEONLY..." "YES." "...THEONLY..." "YES." "...THEONLY..." "YES." "YES." "YES." "YES." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "WHOO!" "THISISTHEPROOF,LADIES." "GET MY NEW BOOK." "THISISTHEPROOF,LADIES." "GET MY NEW BOOK." "IT WORKS." "GET MY NEW BOOK." "IT WORKS." "YES,ITOBVIOUSLYDOESWORK ." "IT WORKS." "YES,ITOBVIOUSLYDOESWORK ." "LOOK AT THEM GO." "YES,ITOBVIOUSLYDOESWORK ." "LOOK AT THEM GO." "I AM TELLING YOU." "LOOK AT THEM GO." "I AM TELLING YOU." "HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A HAPPY" "I AM TELLING YOU." "HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A HAPPY ENDING, HOLLYWOOD?" "HOW ABOUT THAT FOR A HAPPY ENDING, HOLLYWOOD?" "AND YOU SAW IT RIGHT HERE, ON" "ENDING, HOLLYWOOD?" "AND YOU SAW IT RIGHT HERE, ON "THE DR. TIM SHOW."" "AND YOU SAW IT RIGHT HERE, ON "THE DR. TIM SHOW." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK." ""THE DR. TIM SHOW." WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK." "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "COME ON!" "[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]" "♪AY,AY ,AY  ♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ CAUGHT MYSELF TODAY AGAIN" "♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ CAUGHT MYSELF TODAY AGAIN THINKING ABOUT YOU ♪" "♪ CAUGHT MYSELF TODAY AGAIN THINKING ABOUT YOU ♪ ♪ OH, MY HEAD IS IN A SPIN" "THINKING ABOUT YOU ♪ ♪ OH, MY HEAD IS IN A SPIN ♪ WHAT CAN I DO?" "♪ OH, MY HEAD IS IN A SPIN ♪ WHAT CAN I DO?" "♪ JUST SLO-O-O-O-O-W IT DOWN" "♪ WHAT CAN I DO?" "♪ JUST SLO-O-O-O-O-W IT DOWN ♪ JUST SLO-O-O-O-O-W IT DOWN" "♪ JUST SLO-O-O-O-O-W IT DOWN ♪ JUST SLO-O-O-O-O-W IT DOWN ♪ THINK I FINALLY FOUND YOU" "♪ JUST SLO-O-O-O-O-W IT DOWN ♪ THINK I FINALLY FOUND YOU ♪ IT'S A STRANGE THING" "♪ THINK I FINALLY FOUND YOU ♪ IT'S A STRANGE THING ♪ LOVER, IT'S A SILLY FEELING" "♪ IT'S A STRANGE THING ♪ LOVER, IT'S A SILLY FEELING THAT I'M FEELING ♪" "♪ LOVER, IT'S A SILLY FEELING THAT I'M FEELING ♪ ♪ AND NO-O-O-O-O," "THAT I'M FEELING ♪ ♪ AND NO-O-O-O-O, IT'S NOT GOING AWAY ♪" "♪ AND NO-O-O-O-O, IT'S NOT GOING AWAY ♪ ♪ DOH-OH-OH-OH-OH," "IT'S NOT GOING AWAY ♪ ♪ DOH-OH-OH-OH-OH, I GUESS IT'S GONNA STAY ♪" "♪ DOH-OH-OH-OH-OH, I GUESS IT'S GONNA STAY ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "I GUESS IT'S GONNA STAY ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK" "IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK ♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR" "♪ BUT LOOK ♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR ♪ EVERY LITTLE THING" "♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR ♪ EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪" "♪ EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪ ♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD" "YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪ ♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪" "♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE" "IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY, AY, AY" "♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ OH-OH-OH" "♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ OH-OH-OH ♪ AY, AY" "♪ OH-OH-OH ♪ AY, AY ♪ GUESS I'VE ALREADY GIVEN" "♪ AY, AY ♪ GUESS I'VE ALREADY GIVEN ALL MY HEART AWAY ♪" "♪ GUESS I'VE ALREADY GIVEN ALL MY HEART AWAY ♪ ♪ CAN'T TAKE BACK" "ALL MY HEART AWAY ♪ ♪ CAN'T TAKE BACK THE BRAVE DECISION" "♪ CAN'T TAKE BACK THE BRAVE DECISION I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO MAKE ♪" "THE BRAVE DECISION I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO MAKE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU-U-U-U-U" "I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO MAKE ♪ ♪ 'CAUSE YOU-U-U-U-U ♪ YOU STOLE MY LOVE" "♪ 'CAUSE YOU-U-U-U-U ♪ YOU STOLE MY LOVE ♪ BUT I-I-I-I DON'T MIND" "♪ YOU STOLE MY LOVE ♪ BUT I-I-I-I DON'T MIND GIVING IT UP ♪" "♪ BUT I-I-I-I DON'T MIND GIVING IT UP ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "GIVING IT UP ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK" "IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK ♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR" "♪ BUT LOOK ♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR ♪ EVERY LITTLE THING" "♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR ♪ EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪" "♪ EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪ ♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD" "YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪ ♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪" "♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE" "IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ WELL, I'M JUST FLOATING" "♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ WELL, I'M JUST FLOATING ♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING" "♪ WELL, I'M JUST FLOATING ♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH YOU ♪" "♪ DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH YOU ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH" "WITH YOU ♪ ♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ AND I'M JUST KNOWING" "♪ OH-OH-OH-OH ♪ AND I'M JUST KNOWING THAT WE FIT TOGETHER ♪" "♪ AND I'M JUST KNOWING THAT WE FIT TOGETHER ♪ ♪ THAT US TWO ARE BETTER," "THAT WE FIT TOGETHER ♪ ♪ THAT US TWO ARE BETTER, BETTER WITH EACH OTHER ♪" "♪ THAT US TWO ARE BETTER, BETTER WITH EACH OTHER ♪ ♪ OH-OH" "BETTER WITH EACH OTHER ♪ ♪ OH-OH [ CHUCKLES ]" "♪ OH-OH [ CHUCKLES ] ♪ DUH-DUH-DUH TA-TA-TA" "[ CHUCKLES ] ♪ DUH-DUH-DUH TA-TA-TA ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "♪ DUH-DUH-DUH TA-TA-TA ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "THAT I'D HAVE SOMEONE ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "I COULD GIVE MY HEART ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK" "IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK ♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR" "♪ BUT LOOK ♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR ♪ EVERY LITTLE THING" "♪ WE'VE COME SO FAR ♪ EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪" "♪ EVERY LITTLE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪ ♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD" "YOU'VE DONE FOR ME MATTERED ♪ ♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪" "♪ EVERY LITTLE WORD I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT" "I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED ♪ ♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪" "♪ NEVER REALLY THOUGHT IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE" "IT'D EVER WORK OUT ♪ ♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY, AY, AY" "♪ BUT LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE" "♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY, AY, AY" "♪ LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ OH, LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE" "♪ AY, AY, AY ♪ OH, LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY-AY-AY-AY" "♪ OH, LOOK AT WHERE WE ARE ♪ AY-AY-AY-AY ♪ OH-OH" "♪ AY-AY-AY-AY ♪ OH-OH ♪ AY, AY, AY-AY"