"♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪ There's an island in a bay ♪" "♪ Loco de amor ♪" "♪ She's got most peculiar ways ♪" "♪ Crazy for love ♪" "♪♪" "♪ All the people in the street ♪" "♪ Loco de amor ♪" "♪ Everybody that I meet ♪" "♪ Crazy for love ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Shaky house and shaky home ♪" "♪ Loco de amor ♪" "♪ So whatever turns you on ♪" "♪ Crazy for love ♪" "♪ My wild thing ♪" "♪ My little wild thing ♪" "♪ My wild thing ♪" "♪ Like a pizza in the rain ♪" "♪ Loco de amor ♪" "♪ No one wants to take you home ♪" " ♪ But I love you just the same ♪ - ♪ Crazy for love ♪" "♪ My wild thing ♪" "♪ Hey, hey, my wild thing ♪" "♪ My little wild thing ♪" "♪ My wild thing ♪♪" "♪♪" "This takes place up in heaven..." " right next to the pearly gates." " That's not my neighborhood." "Oh, yeah." "There's a pool hall up there." "That's your main place." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Can I get my check?" "Thank you." "Ηey, Dottie, a check for the gentleman in the front." "Get to the punch line already!" "Come on!" "Give me a break." "Great." " Did you enjoy it?" "Here's the check." " Thank you, Dottie." "Hey, what do you say, Frenchy?" "How are you, my friend?" "I've got pancreatic ulcers." "None of that frog talk." "I don't want to hear that baloney." "Hey, you!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " Hey, you didn't pay for your lunch." " What?" " You didn't pay your bill, big boy." " Sure, I paid." "Didn't I?" "The check's in your pocket." "I guess you're right." "Okay, let me take care of that right now." "I'm sorry." "I don't know how this happened." "It's just I " "This is just" " You know, I got a lot of things on my mind - business things - and I just simply forgot, that's all." "You deliberately walked out without paying that check." "I did not." "Here, come on." "Just take the money and, you know, keep the change and " "Fine." "Maybe you'd like to tell a cop." "No!" "No, don't tell - No, don't." "Let me guess." "Sometimes you don't pay for your lunch... or maybe you steal the occasional candy bar or newspaper." "You're a closet rebel." "Oh, that's my tele-pager." "I've gotta call the office." "Which way you going?" "I'll give you a ride." "Don't you - Don't you have to go back to work?" "I don't work there." "Wait, wait, wait." "What's all this business about the check?" "Are you coming?" "Well, I, uh " "All right." "It's just - I gotta go by the bank and then " "Oh, whoa!" " Get the hell out of the way!" " All right." "Thank you." " Wanna die young?" " Thank you." "I gotta go by the bank on Jay Street, then down to the office." " I'll drop you off." " Well, that's downtown." "It's on my way." "Ready or not, babe?" "You think that was pretty funny, don't you?" "The way you, uh " "The way you had me going back there." " It was all right." "I'm Lulu." " Charles." "Pleased to meet you." "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" " Ooh, yikes!" " Whoo!" "That was... great." "Wait, wait, wait." "Where are we going?" " I know a shortcut." " Oh, good." "Oh, crap." " Let me see." " Oh, it's the, uh" " Yeah." "Hey!" "That's " "Uh, wait, this is the Holland Tunnel." "This is wrong." "Are you listening to me?" " Go back!" " Oh, Charlie." "What are you doing?" "You're crazy." "You're crazy." "You really know that?" "Oh, God." "I gotta go back to work." "I got meetings." "I got a million phone calls I gotta make." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hey, relax, Charlie." "Come on." "Take the afternoon off." "You deserve it, really." "I can't just take the afternoon off." "What, are you... nuts?" "All right, look, just" " Let's " "I tell you what, you turn around when we get out of the tunnel." "Let's just go back." " This isn't funny." " Want a drink?" "No, don't!" "God, don't drink." "Please, this is dangerous." "It's dangerous." " Don't do that." "God, don't." " Ooh, ooh, ooh." "Look." "If you don't turn around and take me back... you're gonna make me do something that I don't want to do." "I can hardly wait, Charlie." "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" " Nice ring you got there, Charlie." " Uh, thank you." "♪♪ Have you been married a long time?" "Just tell me where we're going, all right?" " How many kids do you have, Charlie?" " That's not your concern." "Come on." "Let's see the pictures." "What makes you think I got pictures of my kids?" "Are you afraid of me, Charlie?" " I'm not afraid of you." " Let me see 'em." "All right." "You want to?" "All right, here." "Hmm." "Very nice, Charlie." "I'm impressed." "Thank you." ""Charles Driggs, Regional Manager."" "They just made me vice president." " I start Monday, as a matter of fact." " Oh, yeah?" "Vice president?" "Oh, well, here's to you, Mr. Vice President." "Yeah." " Want some?" " No, no." "Come on, Charlie." "Come on." "It's okay." " No." "Thank you very much." " Be a sport, Charlie." "All right, what the heck." "Give me a... sip." "Okay." "♪ Yes, I feel it and I know it ♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "I want to get another bottle." "Okay." "I'm gonna grab that phone." "I have to talk to my secretary." "♪ With you or without you ♪♪" "Hi." "I need four pints of some scotch, please." "Hey, babe." "You work here or what?" " Four?" " Yeah." "Why, of course." "Hi, pooch." "Two." "Stocks acquired before 1 January, '84 should not be subject to anti-straddle rules... irrespective of how long the stocks may be held." "Uh, I hope that none of the above causes you any undue concern... the usual closing, Charles S. Driggs." "♪♪" " Thank you very much." " Thank you." "Oh." "Is that Glenlivet up there?" " It is Glenlivet, isn't it?" " Mm-hmm." "I just gotta have a bottle of that." "I'm sorry to make you get up there, but it's my favorite." " Of course." " Thank you." "You know, the reason that I like scotch so much is because my family is Scottish." " Mm-hmm?" " My mother's mother was a O'Connor." "Oh, really?" "Ηow bloody interesting." "And that makes me, like, a quarter Scottish." "My father's mother, she was a Hawthorne." "I've just about got it." "Little Willy was conceived on our trip to Scotland a number of years ago." "It was a marvelous time and " "Oh, crap." "See if you can get me out of that 5:00 squash with Graves." "I don't - Tell him " "Lynn?" "That was the office, for crying " "Coming?" "But there's this tax act currently in the works that would authorize regulations to be written... amplifying just what exactly is meant by substantial reduction of goods." "What?" "Charlie, what do you do for fun besides steal candy bars?" " Huh?" " You were right." " I was?" " Yeah, I'm a rebel." "I am." "I've just channeled my rebellion into the mainstream." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "I'll give you an example." "In '81 - '81" " I went long-term munis." "Everybody else said, "Driggs, you're crazy." "Don't do it."" " Munis?" " Yeah, municipal bonds." "Tax free." "Hell, I was locking in close to 15%." "I may look straight, but right down in here, that's where it counts." "Deep down, I've got what it takes." "Do you?" " What's this?" " I'm getting a room." " You got the keys?" " I'm driving." "Something wrong, Charlie?" "Maybe it's not such a good idea, you know, getting a room." "I mean, don't you have someplace we could go?" "How about your place?" "I can just see the neighbors watching you get out of the car." "You have money?" "I mean for the room." "The rest is free." "Well, uh, let me check." "God, well, no." "I've only got these credit cards which are company plastic." "Our accountant would sure wonder what I was doing... in a cheap motel in the middle of Jersey on a Friday afternoon." "Use the cash." "No, I can't use that." " Why?" " That's money for the Christmas Club." "Charlie, are you telling me that we're not gonna get a room... because you're saving money for Christmas presents... in the middle of June?" "Hmm." "It's not bad." "I've stayed in worse." "Not much of a view though." "Good." "Okay, I'm " "I just want you to know that I've never done anything like this before, all right?" "Don't worry, Charlie." "I have." "Okay." "Let me, uh, just " "I want to leave the T-shirt on, okay?" " Why is that?" " Why?" "I don't know." "I just don't feel comfortable yet." "Oh, gosh." "♪♪" "Mmm." "♪ Ooh, ahh ♪" " How do you feel now, Charlie?" " Good." "♪♪" " Want some?" " Yeah, thank you." "Can I help you find anything?" "Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charlie!" "♪♪" "You game?" "You're a funny girl." "Ow." "That " "Ahh." "Ah, yeah." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm!" "Oh, God." "That's a new T-shirt." "Oh!" "Oh, Jesus." "Charlie, you must not be getting enough at home." "♪♪" "Mmm, you look good enough to eat." "Oh, good." "Thank you." "♪♪ Oh, God." "What are you doing?" "Making a call." "Yeah, Operator." "212-724-7270." " Seven-zero." " 724-7270?" "No!" "Don't." "God." "Don't call." "Good afternoon, Charles Driggs's office." " Is Charlie there, please?" " No!" "He's not?" "Isn't that kind of strange?" "It's 3:30." "Shouldn't he be back from lunch by now?" " No, please don't" " Please don't " " Shh." "Who is this, please?" "I can take a message for Mr. Driggs." "No, this is a matter of considerable urgency." "Please connect me to his superior." "Good afternoon." "Richard Graves's office." " Uh, yes, Mr. Richard Graves, please." " Cash!" " Mr. Charles Driggs calling." " Cash!" "I will pay you " "Yes?" " Richard, Charles Driggs here." " Charles, the new vice president." "Yeah, no, I'm just calling to let you know that I won't be back this afternoon." "You won't be back?" "Why?" "Is something wrong?" "No, no, no, no." "There's no problem." "It's just I'm stuck in outside meetings." "You know how that goes." "I was hoping we'd be able to huddle before closing today." "Oh, yeah." "Sorry about that." " ...regarding the last quarter's fiscal report " " I was just gonna throw that to Dillman." "We need some more details on it." " Yeah." " Charles, are you with me?" " Oh, yeah, I'm writing this down." " Okay, I hope so." "Oh, Charlie." " We gotta get back to them, pronto." " Tell you what, Richard." "How about I have copies on your desk first thing Monday morning?" "Wouldn't that" " Yeah, that would be - All right, fine." "Sure." "Good-bye." "Oh!" "Charlie." "You're a really good liar when you want to be." "Oh, Jesus." "Don't stop, please." "She was covered." "Her arms, both were covered with rings... and jewelry, accoutrements of black, satanistic " "Please, I'm on TV, son." "And you say she was armed?" "Definitely armed." "It looked like a nine millimeter or a .38 to me." " Ηey." " But she was alone?" "Oh, God." "What time is it?" "It's time to get the hell out of Dodge." "If you want to take a shower, you'd better hurry up." "Hey, what's the rush?" "We leave now, we hit traffic." "I'm not going back." "You're gonna have to take a bus." "Why?" "Where you going?" "Pennsylvania, back to where I grew up." "Oh, really?" "It's hard to imagine you growing up." "What, do you think I was born like this?" "Well..." ""Yeah, I'm writing this down."" ""He should be back." "It's 3:30."" "Hi, honey." "Uh, I know it's real short notice, but I've been called away on business." "Yeah, I've got a meeting tonight in Philadelphia." "Yeah, well, you know." "What are you gonna do?" "So I should be home tomorrow evening for sure." "Or, you know, maybe tomorrow morning." " Could be even later tonight." "" " If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again." " Depending on" " It's just " " If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator." "So, love you too, and good-bye." "You sure you know what you're doing?" "No." "But what the hell, you know?" "♪♪" "Mom and Dad's." "Dad speaking." " What's the name?" " Mickey Lolich pitching to Babe Ruth... with Tony Lazzeri on second base and, you know, with " "Thanks, Rose." "With Mickey Stanley and " " What?" "What's so funny?" " You." " What?" "What did I do?" " Calling the waitress by her name." "That's what name tags are for." " Jesus Christ." " Here you go." "Thanks, Rose." "It just makes things a little friendlier, you know, a little more personal." "I like that." "Yeah, Charlie Driggs." "Yeah." "What have we got here?" "Oh, my gosh." "I don't believe this." "I have got one, two, three, four dollars left from the Christmas Club money." " I don't believe it." " I'll get it, Charlie." "You got the room." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " I'll be right back." " Jesus." "I like you, Charlie." "You're a really nice guy." "Maybe a little too nice." "No, I'm sorry." "We don't have a thing available until a little after 7:15." "Yeah, that's okay." "7:30?" "That's fine." "Okay, fine." "Thank you very much." " I'm really very sorry, but we're all booked up " " Good night, Rose." " Sir, the young woman said you'd get this." " Bye-bye." " She didn't pay for this?" " No, sir." "Lulu, you " "She said, "The gentleman will pay for dinner."" "You're " "The gentleman would " "This is absolutely unbelievable." "Uh, well, okay, fine." "That's no problem, Rose." "I'll take care of that, lickety-split." "How about that, all right?" "Sorry." "The credit cards." "How about that?" " We don't accept any credit cards." " Uh " "Any credit cards." "Problem, Dad?" "Possible cash-flow problem." "No, there's no problem." "There's no problem at all." "I don't think that there... is anything to worry about." "I mean, come on, fellas." "Do I look like the kind of guy who would run out on a check?" "I mean, come on." "You guys." "Come on, Charlie." "Come on, Charlie." " Come back here, you son of a bitch!" " Yeah!" "Yeah!" "What are you doing?" "I could've been killed." "Come on, Charlie." "You know you don't like paying those things." "I still got the old wheels, don't I?" "Did you see me?" "Jesus!" " You're pretty quick for an old guy." " Oh, God." "Oh, God." "The guy didn't get the license number, did he?" "Oh, Charlie." "Duck, you sucker." "♪♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ You make my heart sing ♪" "♪ You make everything groovy ♪" " Yeah!" " Hey, hey, hey." "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Wild thing, I think I love you ♪" "♪ But I wanna know for sure ♪" "♪ Come on and hold me tight ♪" "♪ I love you ♪♪" " Where, Charlie?" "Here?" " Right here." "Just turn " " Thirty feet, 20 feet." "We're almost " " Whoa!" " You missed it." " Whoa, whoa." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Careful, careful, careful!" "Fine." "All right." "Just park it." "All right." "Park it." "Lock it." "Let's go." "Just leave it here." " Charlie, where are you?" " Ow." "I'm all right." "You all right?" "Yeah, fine." "Save the burgers." " The hamburgers!" "Whoa, Charlie!" " Where did you go?" "Watch out." "There's a small cliff." "Whoa!" "Just anything you - If I don't get something fast, I'm gonna " " I'll fix you up." " Yeah, anything." "Yeah, it's killing me." "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "Hey, listen." "You knock one over the fence for your old man, all right?" "Okay." "Tell Scott I love him." "Okay." "Great." "Good." "Bye." "Mm-mmm, wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Look, take half of it now, half of it later, and you'll feel a lot better." "Here you go." "Remember, no matter what... it's better to be a live dog than a dead lion." "I've felt the same way before." " Hey, good luck with you." " Yeah, thank you." "Ugh." "♪♪" "Lulu?" "Lulu?" " Oh, I'm sorry." " What?" "Come here." " What's that?" " Uh, well, it " "You know, it took a while, but the whiskey caught up with me, I guess." "How can you drink that stuff?" "Oh, I have to." "My head's killing me." "I haven't had hard liquor in years." "Hair of the dog that bit you, babe." "Oh, God, no." "No, Jesus, don't drink that." "No, I'm serious." "That's " "You drank enough of it last night, Charlie." "Last night was last night." "Just - Ηere, have some of this." " No." " No, don't tell me no." "Please, come on." "This is better for you." "It's tried and true." "I've used it." "It works." "Charlie, I don't want any of it." " Do you have a hangover?" " Yes, I have a hangover." "Well, then this is the stuff that you drink for a hangover." "Come on." "Drink it, please." " No." " Please." " No." " Drink it!" "Thank you." "Oh, shit." "The guy at the restaurant must have got the license number." " This your car, pal?" " Huh?" "I've been admiring your bike." "Oh, you interested in motorcycles?" "No, I just like big things between my legs." "Thank you, Officer." "Damn, I left my suitcase in the car." "Listen to me." "I cannot afford to get mixed up in things like this." "I've got responsibilities." "Don't worry about the car, Charlie." "It's nothing." "It's gonna be fine." "Oh, well, I am worried." "Let's just don't blow what we have here." "What are we" " What are you - We gotta get that car back." "Just back off, Charlie." "If you don't want to hang around, then go back to your barbecues and your brunches." "Besides, we don't have to get the car back." "We can just buy a new one." "520, 540, 560, 580, 600." "Okay, now, I need to see some valid identification... and something showing you do have insurance." " Can you take my word for it?" " No, I'm sorry." "I'm afraid not." "Okay." "How about Mr. Franklin's?" "Now we're talking." "♪♪ ♪ What do you want?" "♪" "♪ 64, 46 BMW ♪" "♪ Lord, he said ♪" "♪ Give it to me one time Huh ♪" "♪ Give it to me two times Huh, huh ♪" " ♪ Give it to me three times ♪" " Come on, Charlie." "Talk to me." "What's on your mind?" "You want to know where I got the money for the car, right?" "First I want to know where you got that car that you can just leave it like that." "Then I want to know where you got the money." "♪ D-I-V-O-R-C-E ♪♪" "Equal distribution of assets." "It's a popular tune." "Oh, God, I'm sorry." "I " "Don't be sorry." "I'm not sorry." "Anyway, Charlie, don't worry about that car." "It was still registered in his name." "You've got to stop worrying so much." " Well, okay." " ♪ He want me to join the army ♪" "♪ I ain't gonna do it, Officer ♪" " ♪ No way, I ain't gonna do it ♪♪" " What?" " Hi." "You guys want a ride?" " Thank you." "Thank you." " Hop in." " Hello." "Here, let me" " Hop in." "Welcome aboard." "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪♪" "♪ You make my heart sing ♪" "♪ You make everything groovy ♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪♪" " ♪ Wild thing ♪ - ♪ I think I love you ♪" "♪ I wanna know for sure ♪" "♪ Come on, hold me tight ♪" "♪ I love you ♪♪" "All right, so I can get home and just take care of my yard." " Some people learn it." " Fix up my yard." "If you're born with it, you can learn it." "Hey, thanks for the ride." "Thanks for the ride." "Wait a minute." "Listen, I mean, let me just " " Bye, Lulu." " Take care, Lulu." " Bye, kid." " It was a pleasure to meet you." "♪♪" "Thank you, ladies." " Okay." " Mm-hmm." "Ladies, we need something for the gentleman here." "Sure." "Follow me." " Oh, Jesus." " Oh, Charlie." " It's you." " Forget it." "No, no, no." "I will not buy this." " Look at this." " Absolutely, with all certainty, no." "Mmm, it brings out the blue in those eyes." " Yes, but that" " Still " " Ladies, what do you think?" "No." "Very nice." " Oh, God." " Let me ask you this." "If you were my mother and I brought this guy home as my husband, what would you think?" "Very nice." "But, um, I'd get rid of those handcuffs if I were you." "♪♪" "Charlie." "Oh." "Don't look so surprised." "Get in the car." " Where are we?" " Come here, Charlie." "What are you doing?" " I'm setting you free." " Well, maybe I don't want to be free." "Maybe you're not." "Come on." "Hello." "Don't call me Lulu." "Call me Audrey." " Audrey?" " Audrey, what a surprise!" " Hi, Mama." " Oh, you're marvelous." "Mama, I want you to meet my husband, Charlie." "Oh, well, hello, Charlie." " Nice to meet you, Mrs. " " Oh, just call me Peaches." " That's her real name." " Come in, come in." " Peaches?" " Come in, Charlie." " Here you are." " Thank you." "Well, Charlie, exactly how did you all decide to come down here?" "Audrey just said, "Let's go visit my mother."" "So here we are." "Audrey is a very impulsive woman." "That's one of the things I like about her." "And, dear, exactly when did you all get married?" "In September." "We're still newlyweds really." "You'll have to come visit us, Mama." "We have an extra room." "It's gonna be the baby's room someday." "Charlie fixed it up." "He's really good with his hands." "He wants a big family, but I don't know." "I think that just a boy and a girl would be nice, don't you, honey?" "Whatever you want, honey." "See, Mama." "He's just the kind of man that you always said I should marry." "♪♪" "♪♪" "Mama, we're just gonna lie down for a little bit..." " 'cause we've been driving all day." " Okay." "Why did you tell her about us being married and having kids?" "'Cause I wanted to make her happy." " She doesn't know you were married?" " No, I never told her." "She didn't like him anyway." "Next time, let me know about your plans." "I almost lost it down there." "That was part of the surprise." "I wanted to see if you could think on your feet." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "How did I do?" "Like I said, you're a pretty good liar when you want to be, Charlie." "Audrey Ηankel." "The guy was, like, taking all the way." "So, I'm, like, running in, I'm like an idiot." "And I slide in." "Everybody looks at me." "Everybody's so surprised." "The catcher is holding the ball." "I slide home." "I steal home." "We win the game." "Oh, God." "It was great." "Well, I'm glad it was such a good game for you." "This is good food too." "Well, I expect you to eat it all up then." "You've got a real wife somewhere, don't you, Charlie?" "Well, that's a little complicated, Peaches." "Do you love my daughter?" "I just met her recently." "It's kind of hard to " "You take care then." "She's got some strange notions about life." "Yep." "I know." "Oh, my gosh." "I had this dress in high school." "My mama saves everything." " Don't you, Mama?" " Of course, I do." "You know, Mama, we packed a suitcase, and I left it sitting right by the door." "I'm glad I had this dress, but poor Charlie's got to wear what he's got on all weekend." "Poor baby." "♪♪" " Mmm." " Mmm." "Good-bye, Mama." "We'll try and get down more often." "It's just Charlie's job keeps him so busy." "Oh, I understand, dear." "Just come when you can." "Okay." " Give her a kiss." " Oh, I'm sorry." "Good-bye, Peaches." "Come on, she's my mama, Charlie." "Give her a kiss." " Oh." " Mmm." " Bye-bye, Charlie." " Bye-bye, now." "Thank you for the meal." "It was just " "Heads up, Max." "I hope things work out for you, Charlie." "Good luck to you too." "Hey, it was wonderful meeting you, Peaches." "Here." "Let me " "Come on, let's go." " You want to tell me where we're going, or " " No." " So long." " Bye." "I love you, Mama." "Bye!" "♪ Ever fallen in love in love with someone ♪" "♪ You shouldn't have fallen in love with?" "♪♪" " Jesus, what's this?" " Get ready, Charlie." "It's my high school reunion." "Oh, God, I'm so nervous." "Are you kidding me?" "Wait." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Who am I supposed to be?" " Oh." " Okay." "♪♪" "Am I supposed to sign in here?" " Audrey Hankel?" " Yeah." "Remember me?" "Donna Penski?" "Yeah, sure, Donna." "How are you?" " Fine, fine." " Audrey." "James." "James Williams." " James, hi." "Ηow you doing?" " Fine." " This is my husband, Charlie." " Hello, James." "Pleased to meet you, Charlie." "Uh, we have this little booklet here that has the names and addresses... of all the people who weren't able to make it tonight." "Oh, really?" "Audrey, smile, please." "Thank you." " I bet you've got kids, don't you?" " Mm-hmm, two." "A boy and a girl." "Oh, that's nice." "What are their names?" "Their names?" " Uh, Scott and Leslie." " Scott and Leslie." "♪ I thought love was only true in fairy tales ♪" "♪ Meant for someone else and not for me ♪" " It's Audrey!" " Hey, Audrey." " Ηi, how you doing?" " Hello, how are you?" "Nice to meet you." " Hi." " Hi." "Oh, Audrey!" "Oh, my God!" " Hi." " Hi, Audrey." "Look who's here." "Hi." "How you doing?" " Oh, my God." " Hi, nice to meet you." "♪ I'm in love I'm a believer ♪" "♪ I just couldn't leave her if I tried ♪" "♪ What's the use in trying?" "♪" "♪ All you get is pain ♪" "♪ When I needed sunshine, I got rain ♪" "♪ I'm a believer ♪" "♪♪" "I want a big Badger yell!" "Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo!" "I know that guy." "That guy's in my office." "I've always been kind of an introverted, kind of a shy guy." "Charles Driggs!" " Ah, God, no!" " What?" "Uh, uh" " Just let me do the talking." "You don't know me." "Larry!" "Charles Driggs!" "What in the hell are you doing here?" "I thought you never got out of the office, much less out to Pennsylvania." "You remember my wife, Peggy?" "Remember Charles Driggs?" "You met him at the Christmas party last year." " Yeah." " Charles, congrats on that promotion." "You really deserve it." "I always knew you were the kind of guy to go right to the top." "Thanks, Larry." "That's nice of you to say." "I bet you say that to all the new V.P.'s." "Ah, Larry, this is Audrey." "We're - We've known each other " "We're lovers." "Well, only in the sense that all human beings are lovers." "Audrey Driggs?" "Well, I had to take his name for the baby's sake." "You're having his child?" "I think it's his child." "Larry works in accounting." "It's just down the hall from me, right?" "Is this the guy who would have wondered what you were using company plastic for... yesterday afternoon in that motel room in Jersey?" "Hell, Charles." "We could've covered that." "Just let me know next time, okay?" "See?" "Uh, this is my wife, Peggy." "We went to school together, Larry." "Remember?" "It's our reunion." " Hello, Audrey." " Hi." "Uh " " Well, reunions are fun, aren't they?" " Yeah." " Come on, Larry." " Uh " " Will you excuse us?" " Yeah." "Driggs, I didn't think you had it in you." "Congratulations on the momentous occasion of your 10-year high school reunion." " Thank you." " Charlie." " Charlie, relax." " Relax?" "What were you doing over there?" "That guy works in my office." "If he opens his mouth about any of this - and believe me, he will" " I'm ruined." "Charlie, you are vice president." "Did you see the look on that guy's face?" "He thinks you're a hero." "Charlie, what's wrong?" "Oh, God." "What's wrong?" "I'll tell you what's wrong." "Company plastic." "Valid company credit cards." "They were in my wallet." "That was in my jacket." "It's gone." "My MCI number, my access card to get me into my own building." "I mean, God knows who's got it." "My Christmas Club voucher." "Oh, crap." "If I don't get my wallet back, you know what?" "What?" "I'm fucked!" "Charlie, I got it." "I got your wallet." " What do you mean, you got my wallet?" " I mean, I got your wallet." "It fell out of your jacket, and I picked it up." " Why didn't you tell me?" " I'm telling you now." "It's in the glove compartment." "Lulu, look." "Uh " "God, you're a great girl." "You've got a few problems, but you're a great girl." "And you're loaded with potential." "But you're just - you're too much for me." "I mean, I can't handle this." "Let me just get my wallet, and I'll catch a bus... and I'll go back to my boring but very safe life... while I've still got one." "Charlie, I'm sorry." "I didn't think it was that important." "I'm sorry." "You believe me, don't you?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Of course I do." "Look, tomorrow you're gonna wake up, you're still gonna be Charlie Driggs, you know?" "And this will all be over and done with." "So why don't we enjoy it while we can?" "And then tomorrow, no more Lulu." "Unless you really want to go." "Then go." "♪♪" "♪♪" "♪ I'll be there ♪" "♪ Anytime you need me by your side ♪" "♪ To dry away ♪" "♪ Every teardrop that you cry ♪" "♪ And if he ever leaves you blue ♪" "♪ Just remember, I love you ♪" "♪ And I'll be there ♪" "♪ Before the next teardrop falls ♪" "♪ And I'll be there ♪" "♪ Before the next teardrop falls ♪♪" "The Willies, the Willies, everyone." "Thank you!" "You want something from the bar?" "Sure." "I'll have a soda." "I'm gonna get some air." "I'll be outside or over there." "Okay?" "Well, I moved away for a while." " Hey." " Hi." "If I could just - Is it possible " "Got a light?" "Uh, let me " "No, I don't - No, I don't think so." " I'm Irene." "I don't believe in name tags." " Thank you." "Oh, right." "Uh, Charlie." "I, uh, never had many concrete convictions about them one way or another." "Pal " " You're Audrey's husband, aren't you?" " Uh, yeah." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "You don't sound too convinced." "I can hardly believe it myself, that's the - We haven't known each other very long." "Mm-hmm." "You don't exactly seem her type." "Yeah, well, what can I tell you?" " Hi, Audrey." " Hey, now." "How you doing?" "Check out Charlie at the end of the bar." "Dated, married, church wedding, you know, and, uh " "I had no idea Charles had such a way with the ladies." "Neither did he." " Yeah, I work in the city." " Doing what?" "Well, you certainly seem overly interested in Audrey and me." "We're old friends." "♪♪" "Can I get a soda?" "Can I get a soda?" "When you get a " " Charlie." " Yeah?" " I get up to New York once in a while." " What?" " I get up to New York once in a while." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "Would you like to have a drink with me?" " What?" " Want to have a drink in New York, Charlie?" " Yeah, no." " No." "I'm married." "I'm married." "I'm a married man, that's all." "Listen, enjoy the reunion, all right?" "Nice meeting you." "♪♪" "♪ Fame makes a man take things over ♪" "♪ Fame lets him loose and hard to swallow ♪" "♪ Fame puts you there where things are hollow ♪" "♪ Fame ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Fame, what you like is in the limo ♪" "♪ Fame, what you get is no tomorrow ♪" "♪ Fame, what you need you had to borrow ♪" "♪ Fame ♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "Oh." "Oh, God." "♪♪" "Hi, baby." "Surprise." " Hey, Charlie." " Hi." " Let's go." " Why?" "What's wrong?" "Let's just go." " Bye, Charlie." " Okay." "Uh-oh." "And then they said, "Do you girls have a problem?"" "Charles, hey." "Hey." "Are you guys gonna be around tomorrow?" "Uh, I don't know." "We kind of want to get an early start back." " Well, how about brunch?" " Uh, brunch?" "How about brunch?" " Hi, there." " Uh, hi." "How are you?" " Actually, yes." " Charles Driggs, I'm Audrey's husband." "Well, Charlie, pleased to meet you." "I'm Ray, and this is Irene." " We've met." " How about at our place?" "Hi, I'm Larry Dillman." " Hiya, Larry." "I'm Ray." " Hi, Ray." " This is Irene." " Irene, hi." "This is Chloe and my wife, Peggy." " Ray and Irene." " Hi." "Well, we know old Peg." "Don't we, Peg?" "Hi, Ray." "Charles and I work together in New York." " Yep." " Really?" "Ain't that something?" " Slaving away over the old - - "Here he comes now."" " Larry." " I haven't seen you in a while, Audrey." "Seems like only yesterday, Ray." "How time changes things." " Oh, boy." "Sure does." " That's what tonight is all about." "Well, speaking of changing things, we have to go." "See you all in 10 years." " Okay." " Take care, Charlie." " Nice to meet you." "Listen, shall we " " Yeah, we'll" " Okay, bye." " Okay, let's do it." " Bye, Peg." "Bye, Larry." "Boy, there's a guy who really landed on his feet." "How's that?" "Nine months ago, his wife takes the kids and runs off with the family dentist." "If you ask me, it's the best thing that ever happened to Charles Driggs." "Yeah, I believe that." "Damn it!" "Don't flood it." "♪♪" " Hi, you all!" " How did you get out here so fast?" "Always keep 'em guessing, Charlie." "Look, I thought maybe we could all go have a drink together." "I mean, the party's over here." "We still got time for a quick one somewhere." "Thanks, but no thanks, Ray." "Oh, come on." "It will be fun." " You don't mind, do you, Charlie?" " No, it's okay with me." "Honey?" "What do you say, Audrey?" "One drink." "You don't want me to tell Charlie how you spent your free periods, do you?" " Come on." "One drink." " Okay, one drink." " All right." " All right." "I'll drive, Charlie." " Hey, Charlie." " Yeah?" " How do you like this baby?" " Oh, God." "It's a beauty, Ray." "Yeah." "They don't make 'em like this anymore, Charlie." "Oh, boy." "This baby travels." " What do you drive?" " Uh, a Ford station wagon." " A station wagon?" " Yeah." "Oh." " Hey, guys." "Ηow you doing, huh?" " Larry, Peggy." "We're going for pizza." "You wanna come along?" " Uh, pizza?" " Oh, no." "Pizza, Charlie?" " No." "We can't, Larry." "We made other plans." " Brunch." "Sure, whatever." "Anyway, see you Monday morning, Mr. Vice President, huh?" " Okay." "See you later." " Happy trails!" "He's gonna get in trouble with those guys." "♪♪" "So you're a vice president, huh, Charlie?" "Yep." "Just got promoted." "Well, we're gonna have to make this a night to remember." " Thanks." " ♪ Dressed in a white shirt ♪" "♪ With my hair combed straight ♪" "♪ Here in my black shoes ♪" " Whoo!" " ♪ And me without a date ♪" "♪ Me without hindsight ♪♪" "Irene, why don't you and Charlie go in and get us a couple of six-packs?" " Yeah, come on, Irene." "Let's go." " Ray." "Where are your manners?" "It's your town." "Why don't you go?" " I'll go." " Let him go." "I'll go." "Irene, why don't you go with her?" "I'll go with her." "Ooh-wee!" " Look at that Audrey." " What?" "Oh." "She is a work of art, huh?" "Oh, yeah." " You're a lucky man, Charlie." " Oh, don't I know it." "How long have you two been married?" "Oh, what is it now?" "A year ago September, I guess." "Yeah." " Uh-huh." " Still newlyweds really." " Yeah?" " If you know " " That's wonderful." " Yeah." " It really is." " Yeah." "Where you living these days?" "We got a real nice place out on Long lsland." " Yeah?" "Where?" " Stony Brook." "Yeah, that wouldn't probably - I'm fixing a room up for the kids." " You got kids?" " We intend to have them." " Oh, yeah?" "That's great." " Yeah." "Audrey was a little wild in high school." "Oh, yes." "I can believe that." "But I always knew she'd get herself together one day." "Oh, thank you, Ray." " Irene, how long has he been in town?" " I don't know." "What do you mean, you don't know?" "When did he get out?" " I don't know." " Well, come on, Irene!" "Swear to God, I don't know." "I don't know." "I was just as surprised as you were when he showed up." "Oh, God." "I wonder what they're talking about." "Now, there's a question." "I know I shouldn't be asking you this " "Oh, no, no, no, no." "Anything." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Audrey was the hottest thing in school." "And I was wondering, what is she really like?" "What a gal, Ray." "I mean, what a gal." "She is" " She's impulsive, and an imagination..." " that just won't quit." " No, no, no, no, no." "I mean in bed." "Oh!" "What am I doing?" "Oh, God!" "Uh, well, she's " "Come on, Charlie, you gotta admit, she looks like she could fuck you right in half." "I mean, just fuck you to pieces." "Ray, there's no call for that kind of talk." "You're right." "I understand." "Sorry, Charlie." "No, no." "Sorry, Charlie." " Yeah." " Come on." "We friends?" "Sure." "Oh, yeah." "Okay." "I'm gonna go get me some smokes, then I'll be right back." "You're a good guy, Charlie." "I don't care what they say." "Irene, Charlie's lonely out there." "Why don't you give us a couple of minutes alone." "Go on." "Go keep him company." "I got nothing to say to you, Ray." "Come here!" "I was hoping you'd show up tonight." "When'd you get out?" "I've been lookin' for you." "How did you get out, Ray?" "Who's this Charlie guy?" "He's nobody." "I just met him." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, he's out there bragging about what a great piece of ass you are." "Bullshit, Ray." "You're sick." "He's too nice a guy to say something like that." "Audrey!" "I missed you so goddamn much." "Every sweet little part of you." "Don't." "You should've never quit me, baby." "I tried to explain to you in the last letter I wrote you." "Write me?" "Fuck, Audrey!" "I'm up for a nickel, and all you can do is write?" "I don't want to talk about it, Ray." "I said I'd have one drink with you." "I figure I owe you that." "But it's over." "Remember that, okay?" "What are you saying, that you don't love me anymore?" "Is that what you're saying?" "Yeah, that's what I'm saying." "Yeah, right." "H-Hey!" "Charlie's got a beer." "Where's my beer?" " Right here." " Ahh!" "Damn!" "I forgot to get cigarettes." "Can you run back in and get me some cigarettes, please?" "Please?" " Sure." " There you go." "There you go." " Thanks a lot, Irene." " Oh, yeah." " You're all right." " Mm-hmm." "♪♪ Hurry up, Irene." "Oh, yeah." " Charlie?" " Yeah?" " Watch this." " Ray, wait!" "Ray!" " What are you doing, Ray?" " What does it look like I'm doing?" " Irene!" " What about Irene?" "Wait!" "There's Irene!" "Ray, this is a dirty trick!" "Hey!" "♪♪" " You're just gonna leave her there?" " She's a big girl." "She'll be okay." "Besides, this is your night to celebrate." "I thought I'd make it just the three of us." "Come on." "Hop up in front." "It's lonely out here." "Come on!" " Yeah, well, all right, Ray." " Come on." "There you go." " Come on, Audrey." " No." "Well, looks like it's you and me, pal." " ♪ Good night ♪ - ♪ Irene ♪♪" "♪♪" "What are we stopping for now?" " I still gotta get my smokes, remember?" " Ah!" "Come on, Charlie." "I want to show you something." "Oh, boy." "Better grab some more beverages." "You want anything?" "Charlie, stay here with me." "Here, Audrey." "Let me leave the radio on for you." " Ray " " Charlie, you don't think she'd leave us, do you?" "No, I don't think she - You wouldn't do that, would you?" "Come on, Charlie." "I want to show you something." "Great." "♪ Maybe even you ♪" " Take it easy." " ♪ Steadfast collapse ♪" "♪ Always certain every moment ♪" "Charlie?" " Yeah?" " You ever been on TV?" "Uh, no, Ray." "I don't think I've ever been on television." " Well, here's your chance." " Why?" "What?" "You're the new vice president, huh?" "I am the new V.P., and don't you forget about it." "All right." "Well, make a speech." "Oh, look at that!" "Go on." " You're on, slick." " Yeah." "All right, yeah." "Uh " "Hello!" "Hey!" "Hey!" " Hello." " How are you?" " All right." "What can I do for you?" " Let me have a pack of Marlboros." "Marlboro?" "All right." "Will that be all?" "...and a special thanks to Larry Dillman... the finest of colleagues, a man whose discretion is exceeded..." " only by his bad taste in suits." " Let's see." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Sit down." " Marlboro." " Please, sit down." "You're too kind." "I don't know if we've got any more of the Marlboros." "Thanks to my wonderful wife, Audrey, who has stood by me through thick " "Wow!" "Hey!" "Jesus Christ!" "Ray, what" " Oh!" "You all right?" "You okay?" "Bastard, Ray!" "♪ Stay in bed ♪" " ♪ Stained sheets ♪" " What " "♪ I repeat, maybe you ♪" "You all right, Charlie?" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Ray, goddamn you!" "Just shut up, or I waste him!" "♪♪" "Get in!" "Goddamn you, Ray!" "♪♪" "♪ And I'd sell ♪" "♪ My soul ♪♪" "I'm gonna tell you something, Charlie." "When I used to do this for a living..." "I used to pull a job at some liquor store... run around the corner, pull off the ski mask I was wearing... put on a different coat, and walk right back into the place I just robbed." "Man, it was wild." "Those people would be so flipped out, they wouldn't know their own mothers." "I'd be standing there when they described what happened and who robbed them." "Half the time, they thought it was some spook that did it." "They're gonna be seeing your face on the videotape, pal." "It just might be you they get." "♪♪" "♪♪" "Come on." "Come on, move it!" "♪♪" "♪♪" " Okay, boys and girls." " Let me see, Charlie." "Let's play a little game of true confessions." " Get away from him." "Just get away." " I was just checking his nose." "Now, I know you two can't really be married." "I haven't seen you in a long time, baby... but they would have sent me papers if you were divorcing me." "So why don't you two lovebirds just tell me what the fuck is goin' on." "Tell me, goddamn it!" "Hey, knock it off in there!" " You knock it the fuck off!" " Ray, please " " Who you talkin' to?" "Fuck you!" " Cut it out!" " Just shut up!" " Stop it!" "I'll tell you, all right?" "He's just a guy." "I picked him up on the street in New York." "We pretended to be married for my mama's sake... and it just carried over to the reunion." "The guy's got a real wife and two real children." "It's just a joke that got out of hand." "Bullshit." " Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!" " Fuck off in there!" " You shut the fuck up, goddamn it!" " Be quiet!" " Who you talking to?" " Stop it!" "Take your laws and shove it down your goddamn throat!" " Stop it!" "Stop it!" " You hear me?" " Stop it!" " You people shut up!" "Enough!" "♪♪" "Ray." "I met him yesterday." "There's nothing going on." "Nothing." "Okay?" "Look at you." "You look like a goddamn TV show." "Just like he does." "♪♪" "I may not be educated like Charlie-boy there... but I am not stupid." "She's telling you the truth, Ray." "Is she?" "♪♪" "Is she telling me the truth, Charlie?" "Yes." "Yeah?" "Here." "Ray, this is ridiculous!" "You're making a big deal out of nothing!" "I'm sorry I lied to you, Charlie!" "You're still lying!" "Now, I know for a fact that your friend here isn't married." " His wife left him because of you." " What?" "What?" "Ray, are you out of your mind?" " I only met him yesterday!" " Yeah?" "How many times do you want me to say it?" "♪ I was driving my car ♪♪" "♪♪" "Tell me, Charlie... when did your wife leave you?" "I can't imagine where you heard that, Ray." "That's absolutely ridiculous." "Yeah?" "Tell me, Charlie." "It's not true." "I have a wife." "I have a family." "I have " "Forget it." " Charlie." " Oh!" "Last September." "Uh-huh." "Last September?" "You're a really good liar, Charlie." "Ooh-ee!" "Charlie, this is Audrey." "Audrey, this is Charlie." "Who's shitting' who here?" "Unbelievable." "Let me ask you a question." "Did you ever box?" "♪♪" "No." " Are you all right?" " Yeah." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Here." "Have a shot." "No." "Thank you." "Audrey?" "I used to spar around a lot in the joint." "It was just me and a bunch of the brothers." "They all thought I was crazy." "By the time I got out of there though, they all had respect for me, Charlie." "Of course, I got my nose broke three times in three years, but... what the hell?" "A broken nose ain't gonna kill you." "No, it won't kill you, Ray, but violence never solved anything." "What goes around comes around." "You're gonna learn that someday." "Ray, would you just get him out of here?" "Shit, baby." "He's gonna have the cops here before we get around the block." "Why?" "What is he gonna say?" "Nobody forced him to come along." "If he opens his mouth, he can take his house in the suburbs... and his lawn and his station wagon and his normal life... and flush it right down the toilet." "Unless, of course, you were lying about that too, Charlie." "No, I'm not lying about that." "Do you understand the situation?" "Yeah." "I'm sure you two will be very happy together." "Get the fuck out." "Old habits die hard, huh, baby?" "Charlie!" " Fill 'er up?" " Yeah." " Okay." " Yeah, fill 'er up." "Fill 'er up?" "Um, yeah." "You take credit cards, Nelson?" "Yeah, Charlie." "All major brands." "How'd you know my name?" " Your tag." " Oh!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Fill 'er up." "♪♪ Thank you." "♪ So step the fuck off and get on back ♪" "♪ And let us run down just a few damn facts ♪" "♪ Cool super-fly brothers don't say we're wack ♪" "♪ Not Cupid nor stupid 'cause it's like that ♪" "All right, Charlie, that's $13.50." " Oh, thanks, Nelson." "Put that right on there." " All right." " And put a soda on there too." " You got it." " And let's put a road map on there." " Hey, anything you want, Charlie." "Excuse me, Joy." "Thank you." "Hey, that shirt there - What happened to you?" " What?" " Your shirt." "Oh." "It's" " I'm, uh, prone to nosebleeds, so " "Uh, yeah." "Tell you what." "Let's put a shirt" " Put a shirt on there." " Put a shirt there." " All right?" "Okay?" "So" " And how about a hat?" " You got it." " Okay." " I got a hat right here for you." " And, uh, do you have any trousers?" " Trousers?" "No trousers." " Damn." " How about some shorts?" " Shorts?" "Yeah!" " Put" " Let's go with some shorts." " You're about a large, right?" " Uh, large?" "Yeah." " Yeah, large." "Right here." "Sounds good." " Okay." " Fix me up." " How about some socks?" " Socks?" "Yeah, put some socks on the " " All right." "There you go." " Sounds good." "♪ Breakdown ♪" "Fix me up, Nelson." "Hey, Charlie?" "Attempt to be cool." "Don't mention it." "I'll be quick." "♪ Breakdown ♪" "Hey, you some kind of spy, Charlie?" "Shh!" "Nelson!" "Okay." "Sorry." " All right." " Okay." "All right." "Sounds good." "Sunglasses." "I need sunglasses." "Nah, keep 'em." "You're beautiful." " Okay." "All right." " All right." "There you are." "Okay." "You ought to really see somebody about that nose." "A broken nose ain't gonna kill you, Nelson." " Okay." "There's that." "There's this." " All right." "Okay, thank" " Hey." " All right." " All right, Nelson." "♪♪" "♪ You're silly, you're dilly Your middle name is Willy ♪" "♪ You try to be like Phil but you're not from Philly ♪" "Ooh." "Sorry." "♪ Some M.C.'s make it big and they think that they're bad ♪" "♪ But you got it all wrong Just singing those songs ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Cool super-fly brothers don't say we're wack ♪" "♪ Not Cupid nor stupid 'cause it's like that ♪♪" "♪♪" "Ooh." "Hello." "How are you?" "Good to see you." "♪♪ Hi." "Hello." "♪ But now you're here with me ♪♪" "♪♪ Can I help you?" "How much are these babies?" "$49.95." "Credit cards okay?" "Sure." "Ring 'em up." "Will there be anything else?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "And one of these shirts." "How you been?" "It's good to see you." "How are you, young man?" "Young lady." "Good to see you again." ""I have recently completed my managerial training for the L.B. Discount Shoe Stores."" ""It looks like I'll soon be living in Fairfield, Iowa..."" "where a new franchise has just opened."" "Oh, boy. "Accompanying me will be my wife, Joyce..."" "and three small fries - Billy, five, Tina, three..." ""and the newest addition, little Eric Jr., 11 months."" "What a dumb shit." "What?" "I'm gonna go change." "Yeah, I wanna see how that new suit looks on you." "How are you?" "♪♪" " Hey, Audrey!" " Yeah?" "Come on!" "I want to see how that suit looks on you." "Wait!" " We going swimming or aren't we?" " Just wait a minute, Ray." " Hey, Audrey, what's going on?" " Don't come in." "You all right?" "Hey!" "Audrey!" "Come here!" "What are you doing?" "Ray!" " It's over this way." "Come on." " Stop it!" "Stop it, Ray!" "Come on, I'll show you." "Come on!" " No!" "No!" "Come on!" " Huh?" "Huh?" "You wanted to swim?" "You want to swim?" "Swim!" "Asshole!" "Okay." "See you." "They look like a terrible couple." "♪♪" "We're closed." "All I need is two minutes." "That's all I need." "We're open tomorrow morning at 7:00." "I already know what I want." "Come on." "Please!" "Mister, do you need any help?" "No, I'm fine." "Thanks." "Okay." "♪♪ You like it around here?" "It's okay." "Don't you get kinda bored?" "Yeah." "Sometimes." "Sometimes?" "Sometimes what?" "Sometimes it's boring, or sometimes there's something to do?" "Sometimes it's boring." "Ah." "What's your name?" "Tracy." "Tracy, I'm Ray." "Hi." "♪ One day at a time ♪" "♪ Sweet Jesus ♪" "♪ That's all ♪" "♪ That's all I'm asking from you ♪" "♪ Give me the strength ♪" "♪ To do every day ♪" "♪ What I have to do ♪" "♪ Yesterday's gone ♪" "Okay, fine." "Here we go." "♪ Sweet Jesus ♪" "♪ And tomorrow ♪" "♪ Tomorrow may never be mine ♪♪" "I'll have... a J.D. Burger." "And some fries." "And some extra pickles." "And a beer and a Coke." " You got it." " Thanks." " Hey, fella." " Oh, Jesus." "You using the telephone or " "No, yeah, it's" " Sure." "Go ahead." "♪♪" "How you doing, George?" "How's things going?" "Is it tough out there?" " Ah, man." " Yeah." "Sit down." "Relax." "Get yourself some coffee." "Joanne?" "Coffee, please, for George." " How about dessert?" " Yeah, let me have the Rustler's Rhapsody." " Rustler's Rhapsody." " Just coffee for me, Darlene." " In a flash." " You don't mind, do you, Ray?" "Charlie, you gotta be out of your mind." " You don't know what you're doing." " Charlie!" "You are one dumb son of a bitch." "I'm almost starting to like you, Charlie." " Here you go." " Thanks, Darlene." "I want Lulu." "Is that your name this week?" "Lulu?" "Yes." "You know, Charlie... she's not gonna be too happy driving around in a station wagon the rest of her life." "You better think about that." "You better ask yourself if you really want her." "♪♪" "I really want her." "♪♪" " Aw!" " Great." "Charlie... you gotta fight for a woman like this." "I don't have to fight you, Ray." "I'm gonna take Lulu." "We're gonna waltz right out of here, and there's not a damn thing you can do." "Oh, Charlie, you are something." "You are something." "Take a look over there." "Go ahead." " Evening, Officer." " How's it going?" "♪ When it's cold at dawn ♪" "♪ You're so far gone ♪" "♪ I still miss someone like you ♪" "Ray, you're a convicted felon." "You're in the possession of one, if not several, concealed weapons." "You robbed a grocery store." "You assaulted that poor kid with a gun." "You left the state of Pennsylvania... which is gonna come as a surprise to your parole officer." "And I'd be willing to wager that that Cadillac of yours... sitting out in the parking lot - I bet it's hot." "Charlie." "Now it's you with something to lose." "Fuck you." "He's got you, Ray." "Fuck you too, Lulu." " Evening, Officers." " Hi." " How you doing?" " Oh, good." "Pretty good." "Thank you." "How you doing, Larry?" "Hand over the car keys." "Come on." "Hand over the car keys." "J.D.'s." "Where else?" "Let's go." "You're gonna regret this." " Well, life's full of regrets." " No." "You are really gonna regret this." "Now your wallet." "Charlie, come on." "You think you're pretty smart, don't you, Charlie?" "Pretty smart." "But" " Look, Ray, just to show you that there's no hard feelings... this one's on me." "Good night." " Good night." " Good night." "♪ When it's cold at dawn ♪" "♪ You're so far gone ♪" "The gentleman said you'd take care of this." "♪ Someone like you ♪" "♪ When it's cold at dawn ♪" "♪ And you're so far gone ♪" "♪ I still miss someone like you ♪♪" "That son of a bitch." "God, that was great!" "Oh, man, that'll teach him to fool with Charlie Driggs, I'll tell you." "Okay, liar, get out." "Are you - you joking?" "You saved me, I saved you." "Now get out." "I'm not getting out of the car." "It's the middle " " Get out of the fucking car!" " I'm in the middle of Virginia, for crying " " Charlie, go!" " No!" "No!" "I'm not " " Goddamn it!" "Get out!" " I'm not " " It's the middle of the night!" " Get out of the fucking car, Charlie!" "Fine." "Okay " "What are you " "Aw!" "You know, sometimes I don't know whether you're kidding around or not." "Goddamn you, Charlie." "I saw your wedding ring!" "Shit!" "I saw the family pictures!" "I get myself involved with a married man who's not even married?" "You know, I was married when those pictures were taken." "Very funny." "Okay, I guess I still wear the ring around because I hate to admit that my family fell apart." "I told you I was married to protect myself." "Then I was afraid if I said, "Guess what?" "I'm not really married," you'd take off." "You're right, asshole!" "I would have." "Well, you were lying a blue streak to me too." "Exactly." "♪♪" "♪ Saw a picture of Ernest Hemingway once ♪" "♪ It was in Life magazine ♪♪" "Oh, thank you, Lord!" "Come in, come in!" "Come in!" "Come, come, come!" "Come around!" "Come around!" "Come in!" "Come in!" "Come in!" "Come in!" "Okay." "Okay." "I'm gonna be back in a couple of days, okay?" "You gonna be here?" "Okay." "Did your sister really run off with a Bible salesman?" "I swear to God." "Them religious types are the worst kind." " I'll be back, okay?" "You'll be here?" " Mm-hmm." "Okay." "Mmm." "Okay." "I better get going, all right?" "Okay." "Go on." "Go on." "Go home." "Go home." "Go on." " See ya." " Ηurry up." "Go on." "♪♪" "♪♪" "...can't do anything but fail." "Do you see the S.O.S. Jesus C.O.D.'d to you?" "Are you saved?" "Are you good?" "Are you okay?" "It's late." "Time to go." "Thanks, Reverend Jim." "It's 5:00 right now - a.m. - Baltimore time." "We're coming at you live." "♪♪" "So strange." "Did you say something?" "I just don't want to go to my apartment yet." "Shit." "Well, you can stay at my place." "For tonight." "There's not much in the way of furniture, but there's plenty of room." "Okay." "Thanks." "♪♪" "♪♪" "Audrey Ηankel." "♪ Got a bulletproof window ♪" "♪ Two inches of steel ♪" "♪ Nothing gets to me ♪" "♪ Sitting at that wheel ♪" "♪ Got a big gun on the top ♪♪" "Yeah, um" " Uh, Stony Brook." "Charles Driggs." "Yeah, with a "D." "D." D-R." "Yeah." "Let me have the address on that." "That's 1427 Maple. 1427 Maple." "Thanks." "♪♪" " Where's the bathroom?" " Down the hall to the left." "Charlie." "Yeah?" "What are you gonna do now that you've seen how the other half lives?" "The other half?" "The other half of you." "Hiya, Charlie." "Ray!" "Get up!" "Let's see what you're made of now, Charlie!" "Charlie?" "Coming, Audrey!" " Charlie?" " Oh!" "Ray, stop it!" "You'll kill him!" "No, I'm just warming up!" "Get out of the way!" "Ow!" "I'm glad to see you finally made it to the suburbs, bitch!" "Come here!" "I don't care... what she tells you..." "I know my wife." "And you white-bread V.I.P. types just don't do it for her." " You all right there, Charlie?" "Huh?" " Charlie, I'm gonna get help!" "Charlie!" " Didn't I tell you to stay?" " No, Ray!" "Let go of me!" "Haven't you hurt me enough already?" "Look what you're doing to me!" "Get in there!" "Why are you doing this to me?" " Charlie!" " Shut up!" "Charlie!" "Come on in here, Charlie!" "Come on into your bedroom, Charlie!" "I'm here with your woman, my wife, Charlie!" "Stop it, Ray!" "Stop it!" " What are you trying to do?" " Charlie, are you okay?" "Charlie!" "Charlie!" " I hate you!" " I hate you too!" "Lulu!" "Charlie!" "Charlie, come here!" "I got something for you!" "Why can't you just give me a chance?" "Why?" "Why?" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "No, no!" "Oh!" "Oh, God!" "Come on!" "Ray!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "I hate you so much!" "Stop it!" "Charlie!" "No, Ray!" "Shit, Charlie." "What happened?" "What happened?" "Is that the body?" "I understand that the break-in occurred an hour ago." " Yeah." " Key, Bill." "Okay." "He smashed a window to gain entrance... and you were forcibly led into the house, Mr. Driggs, through the back." "I understand that he manacled you at that time." "Mr. Driggs, did you know him?" "Did you know the guy?" "He was my husband." "Husband?" "Ray Sinclair." "And what is your name?" "Audrey." "Audrey, you want to come with me, please?" "Wait, wait." "You're not" " Wait a minute." "You're not taking her away " "It's all right." "It's okay, Mr. Driggs." "We just need to get more information." "Charles?" "Larry." "Hi." "Listen, uh " "We're all real sorry about your leaving." "Oh, that's nice." "That's " "There's no way to get you to change your mind, is there?" "No." "No, I don't think so, no." "Is there anything I can do?" "No, Larry." "Everything's been taken care of." "Everything's fine." "Well." " Hey." " Hey." "Ah!" "How do you figure a guy like Ray Sinclair?" "Well." " Stay in touch." " Yeah." " Promise?" " Promise." "Okay." "Hey, Larry." "It's better to be a live dog than a dead lion." "It's been good working with you, Charlie." "♪♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ You don't have to cry, girl ♪" "♪ Hey ♪" "♪ As I look out my window ♪" "♪ I don't understand what I see ♪" "♪ Once again we are letting it happen ♪" "♪ Everywhere fighting in the streets ♪" "♪ How can people be dying from hunger?" "♪" "♪ How can they be dying for gasoline?" "♪" "♪ Come here, my child, for a moment ♪" "♪ Your eyes are too young for the suffering they've seen ♪" "♪ You don't have to cry, girl ♪" " ♪ Oh, you don't have to cry, girl ♪" " Who is it?" "Oh, I'm looking for the - I'm looking for the woman in 3F." "Lulu is her name, or Audrey." "I'm in 3F." "You must want the girl that moved out." "Uh, did you talk to her?" "I mean, did she say " "Excuse me." "Did she say where she was going or - forwarding address or anything?" "No." "I moved in, it was empty." "Okay." "Thanks." "Hey!" "Yeah?" "Do you know what her rent was?" "Her rent?" "Yeah." "This building is supposed to be rent-stabilized... but I think the landlord is screwing me." "Yeah, well, it wouldn't surprise me." "♪ You don't have to cry, girl ♪" "♪ Oh, you don't have to cry, girl ♪" "♪ I'm here to dry your eyes, girl ♪" "♪ I'm here to dry your eyes, girl ♪" "♪ You don't have to cry, girl ♪" "♪ Oh, you don't have to worry anymore ♪" "♪ I'm here to dry your eyes, girl ♪" "♪ We're stronger together, that's for sure ♪" "♪ Oh, yeah ♪" "♪ All right ♪♪" "♪♪" "One of the M.P.'s would grab them and confiscate them... and I'd take them back and I'd sell them again." "We did that about 15 or 20 times... and we'd have money to get charged up again." " Here's your check, sir." " Oh." "Thank you." "♪♪" "He owes me a favor." "Hey!" "You didn't pay for your food." "Where you think you're going?" "Huh?" "Come on, mister." "I haven't got all day." " What?" " You didn't pay for your food." "Sure, I paid, uh, Dottie." "I put five dollars on the table." "What do you think, I'm stupid?" "Look, there was a mistake." "It was a $3.15 bill, and I left five dollars on the table." " That's a healthy tip." " Do you expect to eat and not pay?" "Fine." "All right." "Fine." "It's not that big a deal to me." "Keep, the, uh" " Keep the change." "Sure." "You never said good-bye." "I never wanted to say good-bye." "Want a ride?" "Sure, Audrey." "Why not?" "♪♪" "♪ Oh, ho ♪" "♪ Right ♪" "♪ Oh, ho ♪" "♪ Branded ♪" "♪ Come shout and sing, join in the ring ♪" "♪ It could be queen or it could be king ♪" "♪ You go your way and I'll go mine ♪" "♪ As long as you just make it fine ♪" "♪ Come rain or shine, some drinkin' wine ♪" "♪ Some even dress like Frankenstein ♪" "♪ Move up your waist, your body line ♪" "♪ But just you do it right on time ♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ Oh, oh ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Come on, shake it ♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ Lord ♪" "♪ Crazy colors in your hair ♪" "♪ Those funky shoes you always wear ♪" "♪ The things you got can't even share ♪" "♪ Complaining that you're on welfare ♪" "♪ Stay with the beat and move your feet ♪" "♪ And do it till you feel the heat ♪" "♪ Oh ♪" "♪ Come on, come on, wild thing ♪" "♪ Oh, oh It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Lord, it is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Do it, y'all Shake it ♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ Lord ♪" "♪ Come shout and sing, join in the ring ♪" "♪ It could be queen or it could be king ♪" "♪ You go your way and I'll go mine ♪" "♪ As long as you just make it fine ♪" "♪ Come rain or shine, some drinkin' wine ♪" "♪ Some even dress like Frankenstein ♪" "♪ Move up your waist, your body line ♪" "♪ But just you do it right on time ♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ Oh, oh ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Lord ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Shake it ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Lord ♪" "♪ Come shout and sing, join in the ring ♪" "♪ It could be queen or it could be king ♪" "♪ You go your way and I'll go mine ♪" "♪ As long as you just make it fine ♪" "♪ Come rain or shine, some drinking wine ♪" "♪ Some even dress like Frankenstein ♪" "♪ Move up your waist, your body line ♪" "♪ But just you do it right on time ♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ In a summer's day, in a summer's day ♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ Oh, oh ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Shake it ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Sock it to me ♪" "♪ Crazy colors in your hair ♪" "♪ Those funky shoes you always wear ♪" "♪ The things you got can't even share ♪" "♪ Complaining that you're on welfare ♪" "♪ Stay with the beat and move your feet ♪" "♪ And do it till you feel the heat ♪" "♪ Wild thing Oh, oh ♪" "♪ Sock it to me ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Do it, y'all ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪♪" "♪ Wild thing ♪" "♪ Lord, it is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Come on ♪" "♪ Just do your own thing ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ It is a wild thing ♪" "♪ Lord Just do your own thing ♪♪"