"You watch now" "The Carnival Night" "And now, let's try it!" "Excellent!" "So our guests will join instantly the Carnival." "Thank you!" "Hi, Aunt Dusya!" " I was watching your rehearsal." "I really liked it." "Well done!" " Very pleasant." "Thank you!" "These are the suits brought from the theater?" " Yes, they are." "Hey, girls!" "The Ballet rehearsal is within hour." "Do not forget!" "Hello, Grischa!" "But how did you realized it was me?" " Intuition." "Welcome to you." "Lena, I've long wanted to say that I ..." " What?" "I have to congratulate you." " Why?" " ...natural disasters!" "For the new director." "What?" " Yeah." "Vladimir Vassilyevich is gone." "Ogurtschov is now appointed in his place." "No way!" " Yes." "Lena, I want to ask you, when can we talk seriously?" "You think now it's appropriate?" "Grischka, I'm going to a meeting soon..." " Again, you have objective reasons." "But, Lena..." " Grischa!" " Lena!" " Grischa!" "Too bad!" "I'll found one opportunity." "And I'm sure about the assistant." "Who?" " The modern technology!" "I do not understand you, Grischa." " You do not want to listen to me, but you'll understand." "Hello" " Hello, Lenochka!" "You brought the sketches?" " Where are they?" "Here." " Comrades, come on!" "Come on, comrades!" "Take a seat!" "You feel astonished, is this comrade Telegin?" "Advanced person, is it not?" "A member of the Central Committee of Trade Unions, in the City Council since..." "And if he should be an appearance or something like this, at our New Year's Festival?" "Why should the Soviet people hide their faces?" "Why?" "It's not our way." "But this is not what I wanted to talk about." "Let's begin!" "Comrades!" "It's customary cheerily accepted to celebrate the New Year." "This is a guide for us, but in the same time puts on our shoulders a great responsibility." "We must carry out an event like this in a way that nobody could be accused of anything wrong..." "We need all our fantasy." "The event must take place in accordance with the budget, and at a high level." "And what's the main thing:" "this must be a serious party!" "What do you think, comrade Kriolova?" " I've never considered this party as a joke." "Do not worry!" "I do not like jokes and will not allow others to deal with it." "Write it down Tosya!" " Yes, Serafim Ivanovich, put down in all the letters." "I've considered this thing and I think that the feast should begin like this:" "On the stage will be the well-known log-hut from the Russian fairy tales." "It takes at least three large logs." " Wait, Fyodor Petrovich!" "Now, we have the log-hut, but who's coming out of it?" "A bear." " No." "Santa Klaus" " No, not at all." "The Snow Maiden, his companion." " No." "The Lecturers will come out the log-hut." " Lecturers?" " Yes." "And there will be an about 40-minute presentation, this should be enough." "What's your opinion, comrade Romaschkina?" "Pretty good ..." "This is serious, in the same way the things move forward." "Right!" "But we have a difficult budget, Serafim Ivanovich." " Why so?" "Comrade Kriolova has planned some 30 guests." "Santa Klaus is one of them, with his dwarfs..." "Then there are Crone-Baba and Puss-in-Boots." "I have the cats on the budget, but not enough money for the boots." "What do you do you suggest?" " Cut." "What?" " The cats." "Right!" "Cut to a minimum number of cats!" " ...then the Crone-Baba." "For the Witch I do not have the resources." "Baba is going to split aside." "She must stay with hers friends, at the Farm." "Let's try." "A very original way of fancy, Serafim Ivanovich" "Yes, you are not in vain afflicted your gray brain cells." "There is nothing to my brain as gray as you think, comrade Ussikov." "Hello!" " That's all." "Comrade Telegin." "I hear, comrade Telegin." "To the New Year's party?" "With your wife?" "But please!" "Please!" "In an hour Serafim Ivanovich wants to see the scenario of the concert." "In person!" "... spring, the young man looked at a beautiful girl, but the boy was the modesty itself." "The woman sent a wistful look to the boy, but the words did not come right of his mouth." "I do not know how to start..." "I'm undecided..." "No, so I can not anywhere." "You can not start, do not know..." "No, you do not get in anywhere." "I'll ask to you for the permission to give an advice:" "there is no need to look sad" "If you look at her full of tenderness, it is sufficient a single word." "I do not know how to... - ... begin?" " I do not know how to... - ..." "Say ..." "So, you not get anywhere!" "If you look at her full of tenderness, it is sufficient a single word." "Love !" "I think it's a good performance." "Well, after all, Aunt Dusya?" " Good song." "I like it." "In a word - fantastic!" " You'll see it!" "Lenochka, come here!" "One unknown man came to me and said, if I know you." "I've said that I feel so." "Then he said if he could trust me an envelope and he asked me to pass it to you." "Do not say, it's the same known thing?" " Yes." "Sighed, and went away." "Tell me, can I listen to this disc from your place ?" "Of course you may." "Lenochka honey, this time you'll listen my story to the end." "The thing is as follows:" "You see this disc, but I see you, your face, your eyes." "Understand me Lena - live this moment, but it is not necessary to scatter someone's heart." "How do I turn it down?" "Of course, is idiotic, so I'll do it technically, it's lighter." "You understand Lena?" "If you want, you may at any time stop it." "The plate is not afraid of it." "True, the disc can be broken, but I hope that you do not." "Lena, it's now the moment, I've long wanted to say." "I can not keep quiet!" "Lena, I love you!" "Hot-love!" "I love you and I'm not afraid to say it." "That's from Shakespeare." "I just can not remember what was the name of the piece." "I hesitated long before I've dared record my thoughts on the disc." "Lena, maybe you're going to be angry, but everything is truth." "Wittily invented." "Congratulations!" " Why are you off?" "I can switch it on again, but I guess everyone is already familiar with the matter." "So how?" " The amplifier was turned on." "Grischa, on my honor, it's happened accidentally." "I know that the thoughts of strangers are funny when are transferred through the radio." "Can you answer in a way that all should hear?" " What do you want to hear?" "Once again... you keep quiet?" "You're allways shy and discrete." " What?" "Timid and irresolute." "Am I not entitled to it, Grischa?" "Understand, Lena ..." "All?" " All." "Very smooth voice." "Yes?" " Why it's adjourned Shakespeare's transmission?" "For technical reasons." " Yes?" "Tosya, now we walk through the objectives!" "You know what, Tosya!" "We must summon some floor polishers." "About five people." " Can be done, Serafim Ivanovich." "But is decorated beautifully, does it not?" " Not bad, only the walls are empty." "It's a pity that we did not order images of "Resting with the Bears"." "Oh, it's too   Good, Serafim Ivanovich." " Yes?" "So!" "What are you doing there?" " I do not understand." "We can see here that you do not understand." "You will go to the beach or something?" "What are these?" "What they are, I say!" "Feet." " That even I can understand." "What's your job around here?" " Economist, I'm working at the ..." " Yes?" "And the people need to see that economists do not wear a lot of outfits?" "We need to grow our audience, but you're not grown in bare feet." "In short - the next thing: we need clothing replacement and insulate your feet!" "Now - who tells you to dance like this?" "It's about love, about youth, Serafim Ivanovich." " That I understand, I myself am also married." "I think, then, that this young man is in love with..." "what such?" "That's acrobatic Waltz." "Understand, the character of the dance..." " Comrade Kriolova!" "Money is not granted for courting someone." "Even if our respectable economist feel that way." "But the dance is set to look like this, after all." " Might put around!" "Let's go, Tosya!" "Ring choral singing." "Three pirates in an old bathtub went to sea at a large storm." "Yet have, we are in an old bathtub, then we can sing what we want." "..." "Not bad." "Only the choir needs to be broadened." "We have here a lot of respectable amateurs, this nation will prosper." " But is it a quartet, after all, Serafim Ivanovich." "So what?" "Put all the people in it and we get a large mass Quartet." "But what is here?" "Here is practicing our orchestra." " Great!" "Stop!" "Did not start at the same time, the Pipes start later." "And now, how many times I must say - at the beginning mi-flat, non mi." "Again." "So!" "What a style, comrades!" "Your collective is large, qualified." "Great work has been done." "I have no hesitation personally - but this, really will not go!" "What is that?" "Is this music giving you something?" "No." "But it would be necessary to give." "Excuse me, but I do not understand." " Music must conquer you." "Music, as they say, must lead you." "But it should not afflict the rate..." "All right?" "But what you have going on here?" "A and B, toot trumpets." "Get to a serious repertoire!" "But the New Year is only two days from now!" "The program has already been completed!" " We've practiced so much..." "This is not an option!" "What does this mean?" "This orchestra does not exist!" "But why?" " Poor nation, this is just childish work." "Select a new orchestra!" "The orchestra of the House of Veterans, by exmple." "Serious people." "Seniors." "And fine artists, they have been in close contact with me." "Agree with them, to a so-called cultural exchange procedure." "Our to them, they to us." "But, Comrade Ogurtschov ..." " That's all, Elena Ivanovna!" "The workday is over." "And, as the saying goes - time to go home." "I've read on your suggestion Turgenev's "Spring Waters."" "Glad to hear it." "Yes." "For three days I've read completely this work, under your influence." "Love, feel the power of poetry..." "What a bustle for the New Year's feast!" "But I love the silence." "Just like me... after all the books are so quiet." "Do not tell me!" "Was a full day of confusion:" "signatures are required for reports, payments." "And everything fast." "But I'm a calm person and a widower." "Let me be clear, Adelaida Kuzminitschna, my soul rests only in your presence." "You're a serious person." "I'm not such a young age, Fyodor Petrovich, it can't be serious." "I'm no longer 25-years old." "Neither do I, but no more than 38 years old." "Play me something to lighten the mood, and then I'll go." "What ca I play for you?" "Light pours months of its gentle light high in the sky." "But I'm alone, quite alone, a quiet hope and dreams." "A lyric song?" "So to speak, you rest through cultural activities." "And at your age, it's not bad at all, comrades." "Did you hear what a wonderful voice has Adelaida Kuzminitschna?" " I heard, I heard." "It would not be bad to sing it to the people, at our New Year's Celebration." "Me?" "But what, Serafim Ivanovich!" "What?" "That same song." " Great idea." "By the way, Fyodor Petrovich, you should also show yourself to the people." "Submit in a poem, or something like that." "By the way, my last appearance was quite long ago." "Quite 40 years ago." "At a party in kindergarten I recited a fable of Krilov." "What you still!" "Fable is a good thing." "Another is the satire." "Gogol is also necessary to us." "But be careful." "You've got the idea..." "And you, Adelaida Kuzminitschna, perform your song!" "How was it?" "I am alone, quite alone   quiet hope and dreams." "Very good." "Only at the end should be a more specified formulation." "I do not understand." "Thus: "Alone, quite alone   with our healthy collective."" "That would be more typical." "No, this is unbearable!" "Stars are not suitable to him, had to put a smiling moon instead." "With no curtain." " The orchestra also does not fit." "And the clowns, Tip and Top, they are here only for presentations!" " But what he suggested?" "To do everything ourselves!" "We enter and present ourselves." " Dancers, themselves." " And singers also themselves." "Joking aside, however, we need to do something about this." "We should all go to Telegin." " Wait a minute!" "Why?" " We are not children, that's a mistake." " What mistake?" "We need to find a way out." " What?" " Listen!" "We agree with everything he says, but we all continue our way." " Right." "And the Carnival, Telegin will come and judge himself." " Wait!" "But what we are doing with the orchestra?" "That's right, the orchestra also?" " Hello!" "Excuse me, if I'm mixing." "I came from the House of Stage Veterans orchestra to agree." "Comrade Ogurtschov calls us." "Ogurtschov's room is the other door to the left." "Ogurtschov?" "Thank you!" "I was afraid that I must talk with Frolova..." " Kriolova perhaps?" " Exactly." "But why are you afraid of her?" "They say it's a dry and bland personality." "Who told you so?" "Ogurtschov?" "Maybe you'll say it to me?" "My name is Kriolova." "Oh, indeed dropped out of sorts!" "Forgive me!" "Observe, Grandpa!" "Answer me, who told you so!" "But I can not say it in the presence of strangers." "Here you go, I'm going to smoke." " Excuse me, please!" "Comrade Kriolova!" "I'm Grischa's Koltsov grandfather." "Does he tell you so?" "What you do now!" "My grandson loves you." "Can not sleep at night, thinking of you constantly." "He's a good boy." "When he's in love, then that's for all life." "Why are you torturing this child?" "Grandpa!" "I'm going to comrade Ogurtschov." " Wait, Grandpa!" " I'm in a hurry." "What happened to you, Grandpa?" "You do not have seen an old man slid down from here?" "What happened?" "He rushed along like a jet plane." " Where To?" "Here, and then there." " Grischa!" "Have you seen your grandfather, here?" "My grandfather?" " Does you have a grandfather?" " Yes." "It is true, but so what?" "Serioja, look at those shoes!" " I look." "They are the same?" " Yes." " What is it?" "I think that they are your grandfather's pair of shoes." " Exactly." "No." "Just... wear the same number." " The beards are also the same." "All of them are the same." "But why you act like a child?" "This year, we did not chat because of personal issues." " But in the future?" " Yes?" "If he not help us to organize this celebration, then I will not even talk to him." "Okay." "I say no more." "Hey Serioja, the old man gave me a very good idea." "While you're there, listen to the clowns." "Please, comrades!" "Hello, Top!" "Hello, Tip!" "Love, where are you?" " I'm here." "Hello, Top!" " Welcome!" "But tell me, why are you crying?" " You know, Tip, I will marry." "Congratulations!" "I congratulate you!" "And a lot of luck with your fiancée!" " Shh!" "Silence!" "Do not talk to her!" " But why?" "Because she knows nothing about." " How so?" "Because I'm marrying a different girl." "Stop!" " Yes?" "Just a moment, comrades!" "This does not sound good!" "Going to get married and weep." "It's not typical." "And then, why do you have a water flowing shawl?" "These are the tears." " This is the result of emotions." "If you must cry a lot, then let the water shawl flowing!" "And yet - there is no need to kiss him." "This leaves a bad impression." "Comrade Director, you are completely ..." " I guess I did." "You say that your fiancée does not know that you marries another." "It's no good." "It is necessary that she would be kept informed." "Tell him!" "You think?" "But what's the whole idea of this joke, after all?" " The point." "What are the points doing here?" "And yet - what are your names?" "The names of clowns" " Tip and Top." " It's the tradition." "Comrades, you are adults and, after all, people." "Do you have family names?" " Yes." "Then use them!" "Leave the tears and the main thing - more dynamism!" "Let's go!" "Comrade Director, Kolja ..." " Know that there is no need!" "Hello, Sidorov!" " Hello, Nikolajev!" "Tell me, Sidorov, why are you so happy?" " Because I'm going to be married." "I want to congratulate you and your fiancée!" "I will go and announce her that I'm getting married with someone else instead." "Just a moment, comrades!" "Something here does not match!" "If he has a fiancée, why is he marrying another girlfriend?" "After all, here lies the element of satire." " After all, this is all a joke." "What exactly?" " The fact that he is a light-minded person, and deceiving his bride." "Got it Sidorov?" " Yeah." "I mean, decadent man." " Yes." "In which case you will congratulate him?" " How do you not understand ..." " Kolja is not necessary." "If a man is a decadent, you should say it so directly." "But not laugh, you understand?" "And for the appearance... this is what to you?" "So, in earnest, comrade!" "You will go on the stage and raise the question!" "Well, go ahead, I have no more time." "So be careful!" "Kolja, there is no need!" "Elena Ivanovna, live me alone!" "I have learn my part, but can not be a suitable choice." " What's you part?" "Serafim Ivanovich asked me to appear." "Serafim Ivanovich?" " Yes." "Fyodor Petrovich, I think you can do this..." " I am very grateful!" "I come out from you, okay?" " Okay." "Comrades!" "Unfortunately, in our society, there are still some slight attitudes toward  family and marriage." "We announce bluntly - this is totally unacceptable!" "This is already something!" "It is another tobacco!" "Good comrades!" "Kriolova, what we have left?" " All have been reviewed, Serafim Ivanovich." "Why I have not seen a new orchestra?" "The orchestra is practicing." " Where?" "On the fourth floor, Serafim Ivanovich." " Yes?" "I'll go immediately and check it in person." "Well, now there will be a musical riot!" "Grischa, how can you get it so easy and talk about?" "But, Lena, I will do something ..." " Do it!" "But what must I do?" "If you do not do something soon, then I do not know what I do!" "But if I am doing something, would you please..." " Go on!" "Go!" " No, tell me, what are you doing?" "All right!" "Now I kiss you." "Suits?" "Really?" " Yes." "Hello!" "There is anybody here?" "It's already someone here or not?" " What happened?" "I listen to you, Serafim Ivanovich." " Send the mechanic here!" "But he's gone to lit the city light bulbs." "Said that he reaches back about three hours later." "Bring him back, if you must by force!" "What do you stand for, call someone!" "Well?" " Hangs!" " So how?" "Ogurtschov is between the second and third floors in the elevator." "The Lift is temporarily out of order." "Well done!" "But I guess we can be punished for that." " I do not know." "But I have something to be true." "What?" " You promised!" "Close your eyes!" "Do not look ahead!" " Do not look ahead." " Honestly?" " Honestly." "Close your eyes!" "Kiss me!" "That's for practice." "Talent!" "Hello, Comrade Director!" " Hello!" "Happy New Year!" " Hello!" "Hey, can someone help me, after all?" "How are you doing, Serafim Ivanovich?" "I've brought you to eat." "I wanted to bring a sandwich with cheese, but it would not fit through." "I brought frankfurters." "They had some cabbage, but I asked for macaroni." "Eat frankfurters, Serafim Ivanovich!" "What the hell wieners!" "Do I need sit here for a long time?" "Where are you going, Serafim Ivanovich?" "HAPPY NEW YEAR!" "Take your masks!" "These are the best Carnival masks!" "Hello!" "Well!" " Wonderful balloons!" "The skating rink, however, why to put it?" " You can see how much fun everyone has!" "A serious person does not this." "You see, this respectable person is not happy!" "Why do you think so?" "I do like this idea." "Comrade Telegin!" " Hello!" "Happy New Year!" "Does your wife came too that way?" "What else?" "Liza, bolder!" "Well, how do you like it?" " Great!" "Very well designed." "We are trying." "We take care of cultural services." "... have you gone crazy?" "Muddle!" "Attention, friends!" "Do not be sad today." "You have to remember, today is New Year's Eve." "Let the sound of laughter to be healthy!" "Guys, everything is going great." "If it's not so, then the Lecturers should be!" "So, comrades!" "Is the microphone turned off?" " Yes." "The program has been slightly changed." "The Lecturers are no yet here." "Maybe went to celebrate the New Year." "But never mind, we can also do without them." "Bravo!" "A wise decision, Serafim Ivanovich!" "I personally will do the presentation." "What?" "And secondly, the master of ceremonies did not fit in the budget." "But who is going to speak?" "I am still in the right place?" "Of course, right." "Hello!" "Please get to know - this is comrade Nikodilov, Lecturer in an educational association." "He reads today the lecture..." ""Does Mars have life?"" " Exactly." "One moment!" "So, you come on stage and within 40 minutes, I think this should be enough to provide the people your lecture." "We are lost!" " No way!" "I'll take care of the Lecturer." "But the master of ceremonies?" " Grischa, you do the speech." "Me?" "I can not handle it." " He can not handle it." "Why not?" "You go on stage and run off the stage ...away." " And run away." "Exactly!" "What are we doing with the Lecturer?" " Comrades, let's begin with!" "First of all, I'm going on stage and then it's your turn." "Comrade Lector!" "If you please, Professor!" "Come and see our buffet's artistic design!" "Very cute!" " Maybe we take something refreshing?" "For the New Year." "Only one." " What you do now!" "After all, I have to make a lecture." "So to say, for the mood lifting." " But my lecture!" "Take the toast to your lecture, astronomy and all!" "After this toast is a sin to leave it." " Sure." "Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Good, again!" "We have not yet presented ourselves." "Ussikov, I'm an artist." "Very nice." "Nikodilov, Lecturer." "We will take now one more!" " What you do now!" "I have a lecture." "Excuse me, but I'm very interested in astronomy." "What is Space?" "Space is..." "Honey, I have a lecture!" " To your health!" "Let me out!" "My God!" "Just look at this mask!" "Ogurtschov, that's his exact copy." "What are these jokes?" "What copy?" "That's me, Ogurtschov." "What an actor!" "Ogurtschov's mimics are exactly the same." "I do not imitate anybody." "I am the Acting Director." "But I know you, the mask!" "And the nose it's exactly like Ogurtschov's!" "You just see!" "Enough, comrades!" "Let me on the stage!" "I have a report to make." "The speaker?" "In addition, this means Ogurtschov still come!" "Stop!" "I will not allow!" "Complete mixing event!" "I demand it totally official!" "Stop!" "Formal advice!" "Lenochka, we can not wait longer." "Ogurtschov, where is it?" "Grischa went to scout." " Do you hear what's going on?" "You can safely begin." "Ogurtschov soar along the lobby." " How so?" "The boys wear him on their shoulders." "Surely he can not get rid of?" " From their hands?" "!" "?" "10 minutes is guaranteed." "Can we come?" " Wait a bit." "I'm going to re-dress." " Hurry up!" "Guys!" "As soon as your places!" "Sing a song for about five minutes, you can sing to all of you here and now." "Let it be known throughout the land the Five Minutes, king of songs, now I'll play." "Just five minutes remaining, to the New Year." "This time it is possible you must also agree." "Although it seems a short time, will make a great deal more." "Just five minutes remaining, it is still possible to negotiate rapidly" "The remaining five minutes to midnight, a new year is already on the way." "Quite soon in this moment is, if we wish everyone a Happy New Year." "New Year is already at the door." "Five minutes is a short time , and soon disappears." "My good friend , do not wait longer, it's the right time now to say everything." "My good friend, do not wait longer, it's the right time now to say everything." "Often a man will promise not to ever marry her." "But a single minute it's sufficient, it is a decision that wiped the head." "New Year is not far off, I wish everyone good luck!" "... five minutes is sufficient, could be an apprentice to a master." "Five minutes?" " But it's not a long time." "If he chooses the right path, if all things are possible." "If he chooses the right path, if all things are possible." "Let it be known throughout the land for five minutes, king of the songs now all I play." "But the minutes passed unnoticed is the way to announce the New Year and it's time." "We wish you much luck in the New Year!" "Time rushing us to retrospect, the old year is no longer in power." "Let all the worries to the old year, in the New Year is a lot of surprises ahead." "We wish you all a Happy New Year!" "We're missing!" "Ogurtschov broke the siege and is now here." "Only a miracle can save us yet." " Comrade Magician!" "Help us!" "Imagine - it's New Year's celebration and one person wants to make a presentation." "The report is in his pocket." " He'll be here soon." "Do something!" "There he is!" "Comrade Ogurtschov!" "Let me welcome you by all the staff!" "Hello, hello!" " Happy New Year!" " What?" "Good luck next year!" " What is it now?" "Happy New Year!" " What?" "You've gone crazy or what?" "Crazy!" "Well?" "I withdrawn the report with my magic hands." "Everything has gone crazy!" "Curtains!" "Comrades!" "Let me wish you all the best in the New Year!" "Let me introduce you to some of the statistical indicators," "Which we have reached in the Cultural Center last year." "I have prepared some data and I want to ..." "What then, so be it!" "Artist!" "Who would have guessed?" " Talent!" "Keep in mind that it goes expensive for you!" "The report for the overthrow of ..." " Serafim Ivanovich!" "What a success you had!" "Telegin clap in the potty." "Clap?" "Did you see his eye?" "All saw." "After all, Grischa?" " I saw too." "We are trying!" "We create the mood!" "But now we will continue seriously." "Where is the Lecturer?" "Is he ready?" "A lecturer is ready." "A long time already." " Shelf!" "People!" "Ouch!" "Comrades!" "Comrades!" "You all want to know whether Mars has life." "Please, take a look at the sky!" "All stars seem so tiny." "But just watch through a telescope and what do we see?" "Two stars, three stars, four stars..." "The best is, of course, to drink only five stars liquors..." "Researchers do not know if Mars does have life or not." "Science has not yet been informed about it." "What does it mean, I ask you?" " Rubbish!" "Once we kissed and the blossomed rose broke..." "Farewell, comrades!" "Going on stage." "Grischa, do not be afraid, okay!" " I'm not at all afraid." " Drink!" "If you want to know, I'm perfectly calm." "I see, yes." "Lena, I'm going on stage." "Ah?" " Go!" "Yes, Lena?" " Yes, Grischa!" " Well!" "Hello, comrades!" "Hello!" "Has already saluted." "Laugh without reason, incidentally." "A man is perhaps the first time on the stage." "You could say: "Comrade Koltsov, act!"." "But with your smile..." "Take action, Koltsov!" "Do not hit the chicken!" "There you go!" "You know how difficult it is to do something for the first time." "Singing for the first time is difficult." "Flying over the Pole for the first time was also difficult." "But how difficult it is to say:" ""I love you!" for the first time." "And in response to hear: "But I can't see you."" "Perhaps they are also in the hall, people who has lived through it." "Alright!" "The most important thing is not to lose footing." "But we'll talk about this later." "Now I have to introduce you the Retired Musical Collective." "The Pension and Dance Ensemble!" "I'm sorry, I was wrong!" "The Song and Dance Ensemble." "This will be the presentation of a little-known cantata of composer Gruccini." "Conductor Vasily Benediktovitsch and the Sverstinski Philarmonic." "Ah, they want to mock the Directorate!" "Comrades!" "I officially announce that these people do not have permission to..." "Comrades!" "Comrades!" "As you saw, the old art of happy youngs, the courageous and cowards." "Look around the hall!" "There's work for our waitresses Vera, Nadia, and Lyuba." "You obviously think that they are able to bring you only the ice cream." "But in fact, they bring high expectations." "They are modest girls, but now we are talking about them." "We sing to you Tanya, who has worked in a factory canteen." "She did his job well, but nobody noticed her." "No way!" " No one noticed her." "Once at a Factory Club Carnival, the manager was proud of the many eyes looking at him." "For the right to dance with him so many young men competed in order:" "Fanfan, Onegin, Romeo and the Three Musketeers." "Damn!" "Muddle!" "Subverting the authority!" "It's an organized plot here!" "Damn!" "The next day, the canteen Manager talks only about himself." "What hid himself under the guise of true?" "Disappeared without a trace." "He shout: "Hey, Tanya, get me some soup!"." "And lo and behold - the Manager leads to the esophagus." "No way!" " No the Manager brings food with him." "Really?" " I think so." " Heavy, ramp!" "Grischa!" "I will take my words back." " What words?" "About your coyness, and apologize on." "Lena, you know how many times I wanted to tell you ..." " What?" "...and I'm going to announce here the presence of a magician, Nikiforov." "There is a magician and illusionist Eduard Nikiforov." "Please, on the stage two volunteers!" "Bolder!" "Hello!" "Give me, please, your tie!" "And also your wristwatch, please!" "Do not worry, they probably will survive." "Put your tie here!" "Here it is!" "Mess!" "You are responsible for that!" "I blame on you!" "How he got into the box?" " Not a clue." "Comrade Ogurtschov, how are you there?" " It is not your business." "I'll kick you all around!" "Keep your hands off; at the end I'll do it!" "Comrade Magician, but my wristwatch?" " What wristwatch?" " And the tie?" "That you took ..." " Here's your tie and your wristwatch here." "We are all aware of our accountants, Fyodor Mironovitch." "Who has not heard of his famous sayings:" ""Come, then, drove to the bank cashier."" "But today, in other words, you will hear from him instead." "The Fable "The Ball in the woods" submit by Fyodor Petrovich Mironov." "Under the pine forest along the animals was a Ball." "Reindeers and elk were soon dancing the swing." "Also danced the rabbit under the bush, even though he had no partner." "There spree squirrels dew drink to harden." "Two cuckoos sang joyfully, for this celebration, and became impetuous." "But suddenly a Bear appeared in the forest pretty harshly, and he can't understand:" "Why badger climbed onto the branch, why the lion give a sign with his elbow to the ferret?" "Why a raccoon and a mutt dance a foxtrot?" "Whole series of questions bored all animals.." "And joyous at one moment, this Ball seemed now so dull and gray." "Morality that all probably already understand..." "Question remains - however, what has come to celebrate the Bear?" "A good fable." "Pungent." "And well-read." "We develop the satire, comrade Telegin." "We strive to meet the conditions ..." "But who's the Bear in it, then?" "Soon find out." "Fyodor Petrovich, come here for a moment!" "Be gracious!" " Means implied." "A good fable." "Pungent." "And well-read." "I've justified your confidence?" " Legitimate, justified." "But it is not clear who's a bear?" " That's an allegory." "Yes?" " Yes." "Fyodor Petrovich, the next time read-minded, do not spin," "Tell the character's last name and a job!" " Right!" "Correct!" "Look like this!" "Comrades!" "Attention for a moment, please!" "Guys, stop the Fair!" "Vasily Pavlovich, put the bottle away!" "It's not time." "Comrades, we are trying to create a serious atmosphere!" "Now, we present to you our librarian, Adelaida Romaschkina." "Reminded of past seasons and forgotten memories." "Traveled together all the tracks come to mind." "Just the trees are silent witnesses to us." "I remember how dark the night one of us entered the Waltz." "Expected Waltz, Waltz promises." "It was the farewell waltz." "Neither the forgotten voices and sounds am reminded again and make me anxious." "Heart is a measure of the shadow of the veil, he is always and still young." "Night is the same as then, when the waltz came from a captivating way." "Expected Waltz, Waltz promises." "It was the farewell waltz." "Expected Waltz, Waltz promises." "It was the farewell waltz." "But it will be remembered as a waltz wery pleasant as in life, first." "Who would have guessed!" " Exactly!" "Look to whom is entrusted the library!" "Do you not like Adelaida Kuzminitschna?" " What?" "Do you like it?" "I also like to box, I like also to fly?" "Serafim Ivanovich!" " No Serafim Ivanovich!" "Enough!" "I'll teach you more!" "Oh, what is the sense now?" "What should I do?" " Take it easy!" "Lena, your turn to suffer." "Let's go quickly!" " Go to dress and do not worry!" "Congratulations!" "Your presence was brilliant!" " Thank you!" "I thought of you in an entirely different set down." "And now you're disappointed?" " What you do now!" "On the contrary." "If you are happy some sad day, the sun in the sky does not do a good mood," "Let then you smiled a casual joiner, even though he does not recognize or know at all." "Thus reaches a smile in your eyes, and does not leave you in a good mood to lose ground." "Often rises quarrel between lovers, but it has no reason to break up yet." "Look at eye on each other deeply, because eyes speak more than words." "Thus reaches a smile in your eyes, and does not leave you in a good mood to lose ground." "If you are a friend left a difficult moment in trouble and you have not yet been able to forgive." "Bear in mind it - good people in the world is much more than bad ones" "Thus reaches a smile in your eyes, and does not leave you in a good mood to lose ground." "Thus reaches a smile in your eyes, and does not leave you in a good mood to lose ground." "The Manager's secretary Tosya Buriogina is asked to come to the headquarters!" "Damn!" "It was not until we started to dance!" " Why me, although it's a need?" "Excuse me!" "I repeat" " Secretary Tosya Buriogina is asked to come to the headquarters!" "You can go!" "Sit down and write!" "Trade Unions Central Committee." "Acting Director of Culture..." "Ogurtschov S. I." "Statement." "At this time, when our task is to prepare cultural events for the people, some Culture personnel disapprove these events." "Points." "With the help of the Cultural Inspector Kriolova, comrades Koltsov, Ussikov and other persons unconsciously changed the content, ghost knows why." "The object of my desire was to provide the evening with a serious nature," "But the above-mentioned persons tried to undermine my authority." "To this end, they stuck in my pocket a bird and other crudities." "But even that was not enough to them and they managed to make me fall out of my box." "Right!" "Magic trick me to flow under the banner through the air." "Putting miself in the danger, but also pushing to the leading-edge the lives of people who were in the hall." "This was called in the Hall and reveal unhealthy laughter." "Brothers, it was me, who do not turn off the microphone!" "In this respect, please take the appropriate sort of sanction of these men," "Who naively think in order to find me a stupid person." "Where was I?" " Out there ...that they found the person to fool." "That's it." "Item." "Kiss!" " Kiss her!" " What?" "The truth is to recognize that the old man was right." "But while we are still young, let us not lose time." " Let's not lose time!" "Dance!" " Definitely dancing." "You are giving up?" "I'm not a dancer." "Grisha, maybe we can go to dance?" " Why is "maybe"?" "What is it?" " Why the coyness?" "Of course, let's go dancing." "And soon." "You see, already done!" "Happy New Year!" "What are you doing now!" "All around us are watching!" "Why are you not ashamed?" "Happy New Year to you!" "Grischa!" " Lena!" "Grischa!" "Okay, but your eyes!" "Cheat again?" "Put it blindfolded!" "You do not look?" "Honestly?" "Close your eyes!" "Good luck to you!" "But if it comes to happiness?" "Just a moment, comrades!" "I declare formally that I'm not responsible for any of the events of today." "qDoN'2011"