"Humans are like fishes either you like them or you don't" "fish have the advantage first that they do not talk and, second, that they taste delicious something you can't say about every human" "here you have plenty of time and I love to bake all you need for an exquisite creation are the right ingredients they don't have to be fresh it all depends on the right mixture to find the balance to get the right proportions" "that is the high art of real baking" "a lot of fish have passed me by big ones, small ones and hunchbacks and some of them stayed a little bit longer before they vanished in the depths of the sea" "but one thing always stays the same only with the right bait" "can you catch the nice, big ones that's how it is" "I am Stanislav Borg" "I'm a lighthouse keeper and I'm a gifted fisherman" "Hi, this is the voicemail for Vanessa" "I'm not available at the moment" "I'm enjoying my vacation on the beach leave a message after the beep and I will call you back" "Thanks...bye-bye!" "whoever sees this here please inform the police immediately!" "I am being held captive in this lighthouse and there is already a dead body" "I fear the worst" "hello" "I have a room to rent" "nothing but hot air you can't manage anything you fucking loser you are and remain a dreamer you have no idea you waste your life with unnecessary, silly things ah!" "fucking women!" "how I can help you?" "I am looking for something exclusive something for me what's important is luxury, luxury, luxury..." "luxury and not so alone a few good, well-to-do men looking to marry are welcome if you know what i mean" "I think I have something just right for you can't you watch where you're going?" "these bums are everywhere these days" "where is our dough we're not going to let a little piece of shit like you pull a fast one give me ten days give me ten days..." "I promise your promises are worthless in five days we want to see cash and if you think you can fuck off we will find you five days" "no, no, no, no.. to the resort, Svet Ivor" "Svet Ivor" "Svet Ivor" "Svet Ivor" "oh my God!" "You frightened me" "are you staff?" "I'm looking for the resort" "you don't understand?" "yes?" "nothing capito?" "probably a complete idiot like all the others oh, you don't have to explain" "I don't understand your mumbling anyway idiot!" "I understand you very well" "I am the idiot who takes care of everything here my name is Stanislav" "I'll show you the room" "What?" "What room?" "this is a disaster cozy, isn't it?" "with sea view!" "I must call the agency, immediately!" "you don't want it?" "njit, that's not possible where I'm going there are palms, luxury and many many lusty men" "do you see anything like that here?" "yeah, there must be a mistake oh really?" "are you going to fix this, or do I have to take care of it?" "that's not possible but you can gladly rent the room rent?" "I don't want to rent anything at all here" "I want to get away from here, namely as fast as possible please call a boat immediately to bring me away from here a clean one, please!" "that's not possible you can't leave the next boat is coming in a week on the seventeenth" "out of order?" "the storm damaged the wire to the mainland damaged?" "I'll give you the room for 100 â‚¬ a night" "do you want it now?" "no!" "I'm going to sue the agency so bad see that!" "the absolute nightmare!" "filthy run-down" "primitive in the middle of nowhere" "what?" "the boat." "The boat there!" "row me back" "I'll pay you that's not possible" "100 â‚¬?" "200?" "300?" "500!" "200â‚¬, that's highway robbery!" "I still need your passport please sign in here, name, first name and residence that's the law everybody must be reported and registered properly and how do you want to do that?" "it's a matter of principle" "I need something to clean drop something?" "five o'clock is tea time" "John de Mar?" "didn't checked out?" "So!" "Vanessa" "I'm sure that you have a lot of stories to tell from your young life" "say ... your guestbook" "i've noticed that the last guest didn't check out" "is there still somebody else on the island?" "or did he depart early?" "or died of boredom?" "not of boredome" "this is a joke, right?" "in your bed" "died?" "two days ago" "that was a joke" "I just wanted to cheer you up a bit" "he wanted to clear out so I had to kill him" "you really have a sick sense of humor" "stupid joke" "fucking women!" "I was looking for a prince and where did I end up?" "What?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm going to take a bath" "A bath?" "Here?" "you only rented the room besides, there is only one bath" "no one will believe me!" "Hello" "I have a reservation" "you have to take off!" "take off!" "you have to take off!" "up there?" "Hey?" "Wait!" "A boat!" "stop!" "stop!" "stop!" "wait for me!" "you did that on purpose that was no accident!" "I was in the shed you want me to rot here you haven't seen a woman for a long time?" "and this guy?" "I am Sebastian" "I know you from somewhere" "Right!" "from the travel agency can't you watch where you're going?" "the bum!" "You can't have booked the resort?" "Resort?" "This is a lighthouse?" "Right?" "So!" "You're moving out he is the right guest" "What?" "dream on ... you can forget about that!" "never ever!" "should I spend the night in the shed?" "this here this rotting hole is mine!" "until I get off this damned island it was never so clean here!" "hey... we will certainly find a solution" "What?" "you can choose the bathtub or the shed" "I booked the room" "I am a lady so what?" "you are a gentleman?" "Right?" "we can take turns as soon as I'm gone you can do whatever you want till then I'll let you stay here" "Hello!" "This is my room" "I was here first by mistake!" "but first!" "actually, you couldn't afford to go where I was supposed to go" "who says?" "my car broke down and I already paid in cash but I wanted to come here five o'clock is tea time in the kitchen" "Deal?" "Although?" "You'll have to excuse me the whole thing here has got me a little bit on edge" "I am actually quite nice this is just a little bit too much for me" "I was so looking forward to my holiday sun, beach, sea and good company and what do I get here?" "my name is Sebastian oh, I didn't mean it like that" "I don't know you maybe you are quite nice!" "I am Vanessa" "Vanessa has the old fart already told you?" "the next boat, God why didn't I notice   he did it on purpose!" "luckily you are here finally, somebody I can talk to and have a pleasant discussion with" "I'm going to look around a bit yeah, sure!" "was nice chatting with you" "Hello!" "I thought you went into our cozy accomodations?" "to come back to this suing issue" "Stop!" "Not another word you talk too much" "I came here to escape just that therefore no pointless unnecessary meaningless gossip about nothing" "I want peace and quiet is that so difficult to understand?" "meaningless?" "I just wanted to be nice ..." "And?" "Already made friends?" "wouldn't she make a good catch?" "Here!" "This is all that is left to me not exactly a lot" "and you?" "been on the island long?" "five years ago I got the offer" "I agreed immediately master of a tiny kingdom" "absolute calm and if it gets too tight escape back to the mainland with the boat?" "what should I say there is always a possibility" "this would certainly interest the lady" "eh... we'll keep her on the hook for a while" "I like it here what do you think about the princess?" "Vanessa?" "she's totally confused she lives in a dream world" "incredibly elegant are you talking about me?" "I heard you and I'm not talking to you, by the way" "more!" "to lovely holidays" "more!" "man, am I starving!" "I don't think she likes it you have to eat it'll give you power and make her fat!" "I'll just ignore you has the kitchen something else to offer?" "has the kitchen something else to offer?" "this is ... this is amazing!" "where did you learn to bake like that?" "I know people who would like kill for that" "Antwerp, '74" "Lisbon, '76 and here three times golden prize, Prague, '75" "I was head chef at the 'Cordon Bleu'" "Chef ...?" "Paris?" "oui madame you are a talent!" "what the hell are you doing here?" "have you ever thought about going in to business?" "I see a giant market without money" "I have spent everything on booze because of a girl plus, you need dough to invest" "I know so many people when I get off this damn island" "I'm going to invest in your business yo, me too!" "really?" "You?" "You have no money you are poor as a church mouse so what?" "we need money!" "always the fucking money!" "should be forbidden!" "that would be the best the world would be so much better" "money... it's so unnecessary the more you get, the more greedy you become you can't get enough of it" "they should reinversify it!" "fucking lolly..." "Splendid!" "reinversi... what?" "reinviviversi ... reinversi ... oh whatever ...!" "Reverse!" "the more you have, the more you have to pay reverse!" "and that's why" "I am going to set a good example" "get out of my bed!" "what happened yesterday?" "I have a complete black out yeah, well ..." "Oh, I was probably so awful... you danced on the table in the end" "What?" "hey!" "hey!" "take it off!" "you really wanted to strip for us then we had sex" "the three of us hey!" "that was a joke!" "we had to carry you in to the room you puked all over the hall" "I'm not like that" "Stanislav, he got me drunk nothing happened you are absolutely not my type you would never go out with such a poor guy like me exactly!" "Hey!" "Who says that I want something from you?" "everybody wants something from me why did you get in to my bed?" "probably looking for something warm and soft?" "a mattress!" "a mattress?" "that's what I am to you?" "you threw me on to the floor serves you right!" "you have to tie the bait really firmly or else they just tear it off and disappear with it" "the princess!" "has she straightened herself out again?" "she thinks that I wanted to get in her pants and?" "did you?" "all right women like that are trouble anyways" "do you have a smoke for me?" "how am I supposed to function now?" "hey, I meant that stuff seriously yesterday of course!" "you wanted to start a revolution would that be so bad?" "we were totally drunk you're a dreamer" "got to have dreamers too that's what I said when I was sixteen till I got kicked out of school for dreaming some day I'm going to make the big catch and then I'll let people run around for me" "and I'll sit in the front row and you call me a dreamer ah, what do you know?" "I saved up all my money for this holiday" "why do you think that you can give me advice?" "look at yourself you wear this shirt surely the third times must be the third time you've worn that shirt what does that have to do with anything?" "you are so superficial!" "you're only interested in superficial appearances not the appearance, the smell!" "you are just a pig!" "who says that this pig isn't rich and wealthy?" "you and money?" "Forget it!" "you're just a big loser" "I ..." "I am not a loser!" "he looks like a loser, he talks like a loser and he smells like a loser" "I don't need to listen to this any more... you know loser ..." "loser ... and incapable of dealing with conflict yes!" "yeah, run away, it's what you do best men!" "no one calls me a loser!" "should I knock her off for you?" "this here ... this is my island she has no reason to be here" "hey... what kind of stupid ad is that?" "oh, a competition a competition from a soft drink company" "is this here that ... jabadu?" "yeah" "this tschtripet tschetripet ... what does it mean?" "4 - 5 - 4 - 5 - 4 - 5 - 3 it's printed here" "snake oil salesmen!" "I want some peace" "Jabadu!" "I can't decipher this how many zeros are printed here?" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "men!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "jabadu!" "Stanislav, this is going to be great!" "I'm going to invest in your business and how much exactly, if I may ask?" "enough to buy you and the lighthouse together or as you explained it to me enough to sit in the front row" "am I being punished, or what?" "your own words" "this is a conspiracy!" "Stanislav ... a glass of water for 10 â‚¬." "This is usury!" "nobody is forcing you to buy anything everything has two sides" "you want to play?" "what you can do, I learned long ago" "Stanislav?" "Can I run a tab?" "of course!" "yeah!" "Why not?" "Business is business!" "your room has just changed owners you have to check out!" "forget about it!" "I'll gladly let you take the bathtub you ... you ..." "I'd rather sleep with the fish garbage than share a room with you" "simply not capable of dealing with conflict!" "a house?" "or a yacht?" "a dog!" "definitely a dog" "or I'll start my own business with Stanislav and without Vanessa" "Stanislav, what does this date here mean?" "oh, this is when the contest expires but?" "this can't be, that's the day after tomorrow!" "oops!" "then you better hurry up!" "I need the boat get the boat ready right away!" "I can't lose any time the boat â€¦ the boat ... that won't work why not?" "you won't get far with that boat what do you mean?" "no!" "I need the boat!" "10,000!" "I give you 10,000 for it which part of the word 'no' didn't you get?" "20,000!" "30,000 â‚¬!" "my last offer!" "60,000!" "that's more than you earn in a whole year 80,000!" "I have to get out of here!" "Sebastian!" "Sebastian!" "I am not in the mood to argue with you" "do not say anything just don't say anything!" "we have to leave here, immediately!" "Stanislav is dangerous!" "fuck!" "what is going on here?" "the head's missing" "I want to get out of here!" "what do you want with these?" "not without my suitcases!" "this is life or death" "this one!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "quick!" "hurry up!" "Hey!" "these fucking tourists!" "Hey!" "faster!" "Hey!" "faster!" "please!" "faster!" "how much longer?" "how much longer?" "first I'd like to know which direction we have to go ... direction?" "I thought you knew which direction?" "all looks the same there ... are you sure?" "I think I came from there then we should row out in to the open sea?" "come on..." "I'm sure!" "ah!" "and why?" "I'm just sure!" "this is no fun and games!" "when we get lost this is not like when you get lost while shopping typical!" "Ok...there!" "you just pointed in the opposite direction!" "me?" "no did too!" "I changed my mind" "why did I get involved with you?" "now it's my fault?" "four suitcases and no brain!" "what do my suitcases have to do with this?" "ah!" "Are you mad?" "you are such an idiot!" "you are such an arrogant bitch!" "why did I ever get involved with you?" "you shouldn't have come along oh not!" "I'm cold come here" "land!" "land!" "we are saved ... come ... come we made it" "Fuck!" "what?" "there!" "no!" "Don't leave me alone!" "wait!" "wait for me!" "we can't go up there." "He'll kill us!" "do we have a choice?" "I'm not going up there this is all your fault!" "huh?" "you!" "you paddled in a circle what do you want?" "may I interrupt your interesting conversation where is the resort?" "stop!" "hold on!" "hold on!" "how did you get here?" "boat?" "oh God!" "Boat!" "boat . boat ... boat" "oh... hello to the resort?" "yeah, but..." "I have to explain ... please he's going to kill us" "hey!" "we are together" "that's what I can offer you" "you probably wanted to say goodbye when you are finished here you may provide me with a little company" "we have a new guest" "just to break the ice a little bit" "I am Felix" "Felix Knoll, import export" "I am Vanessa this is Sebastian" "your husband?" "my husband?" "oh ... oh... no!" "more like a mistake" "leave me alone" "Felix?" "say... if you wanted to go to the resort then business must be treating you well excellent!" "how I should say" "I wanted to treat myself to a little time out cooling down, forgetting the stress yeah.. to put me back to work with full power then you are at the right place here import export?" "what are you slinging?" "slinging?" "this is probably not exactly the right expression does Harnes  Bobble sounds familiar?" "the auctioneer?" "that's me!" "only exclusive goods yes, one must be able to afford it" "interesting!" "then you must get around a lot" "New York, Sidney, Tokyo, Moscow indeed, I can call them my second residences" "then your poor wife must not get the chance to see you much" "I am not married" "I have not been blessed with such luck but Felix!" "Don't say that who knows.. maybe you'll get a lucky break real soon maybe he'll get struck dead by luck" "and Sebastian" "I assume when you can afford the resort that you come from a good house" "him!" "him?" "he really booked the lighthouse he really wanted to come here here?" "really?" "you're kidding!" "unbelievable, isn't it?" "Stanislav?" "you haven't adjusted your prices yet oh!" "Felix!" "what?" "What does the 100 mean with me?" "multiplication factor oh, just ignore them they're permitting themselves a joke joke?" "game?" "interesting!" "I assume that you accept credit cards of course!" "and why didn't that apply to me?" "credit rating?" "you don't have any credit anymore!" "the lady burned her credit card when she was drunk oh what!" "and she drinks a lot, you should know then she becomes really randy and incredibly cheap" "ask Stanislav, he already amused himself with her" "and when she really gets going on the next morning she can't remember a thing but Vanessa!" "don't believe a word they say they're all just horrible lies of course!" "I see that you are a respectable lady respectable lady!" "respectable lady!" "Vanessa!" "you don't have to accept this if you have had enough of these companions" "I can, as a gentleman, offer you my room to rest" "Vanessa, this guy only wants to get you into his bed" "Gentlemen!" "have fun!" "call me if you need some assistance" "fucking women!" "forget that lout he threw all my baggage into the sea look how I look mais non!" "it's what's on the inside that counts" "I will make sure that he never touches you again and we will leave this horrible place as fast as possible" "he just comes here and wins a million it's just not fair" "since then he has changed totally it's ok let it out" "I'm here now how much has he won exactly?" "you'll see" "it's all becoming clear to me now!" "he didn't want to let you go!" "he wants the winning number for himself you think so?" "from what i can judge he could become violent" "take your fucking dirty fingers off her!" "wait wait for me!" "motherfucker!" "wait!" "hey you fucking coward!" "stand like a man!" "where are you?" "come out, you coward!" "you fucking prick come out!" "where?" "where are you?" "come out and face me!" "prick!" "stop it!" "immediately come on, let's talk it out" "damn!" "fucking tourists!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "not here on my lighthouse!" "this is no kindergarden go on back in!" "come Felix!" "yeah... fuck off, you coward!" "hey!" "you're going to regret this!" "come on Felix, come on!" "you and me are going to have a word too!" "fucking tourists!" "stay still!" "and here ..." "I just wanted to protect you luckily Stanislav got in the middle could have ended badly for that brute" "you have a sense of decency that's rare today how caring" "I appreciate that in these rough surroundings my pleasure" "oh, why are we talking about me all the time, Vanessa this whole thing must be taking a toll on you" "I think you deserve a bath go and relax, while I hold down the fort" "it's high time that you get out of those dirty clothes" "how are you doing?" "I am a little bit confused" "I am a little bit confused at the moment I'm asking myself which of the two could be the bigger threat to us" "I'll get you another cup of tea" "where is the number?" "you fucking coward!" "knock me down from behind and then rob me not with me!" "he ... he ... he was with me the whole time more like in you, i bet" "where is my lot?" "give me back my stuff" "I don't have your lot" "I can beat it out of you, if you prefer you told him about it, huh?" "or was it you?" "what?" "why ... should I steal this stupid lot?" "huh?" "that's just petty cash to me" "then who else?" "my wallet is missing" "and where is my passport?" "mine is gone too!" "where is my lot?" "where is my lot?" "I don't have your lot a misunderstanding come on ... admit it ... we caught you admit it, Stanislav!" "you stole my lot and you wanted to kill us all you murderer!" "I'm not a murderer oh yeah?" "and your last guest?" "the corpse in the shed?" "did he put himself in there?" "what corpse?" "ah, Vanessa forgot to tell you?" "you probably didn't want to ruin your chances what corpse?" "in the shed where is my lot?" "and?" "was he good?" "I can't begin to imagine that's none of your business at least you got what you wanted a vain golden goose enough Sebastian, don't make it even worse even worse?" "What could be worse?" "my future and my dreams just turned to dust it's not my fault that you fell in love with me we are just not compatible and and and...why not?" "take a look at yourself and then look at me do you see anything in common?" "you are impossible!" "can you come down from your damned superficiality?" "you see again" "well...you'll never get her back like that now I've got to take relationship advice from a damned hermit or what?" "listening never hurts where is my lot?" "we can do this a completely different way" "perfect!" "everything'll be alright trust me" "everything'll be alright" "where is my lot?" "stop!" "we are civilized humans otherwise, we're no better better?" "better than what?" "stop it, that doesn't acheive anything!" "let's try to figure out how to get off this island instead hey!" "shut up!" "I'm not leaving without my lot and I know who has it stop!" "we'll turn everything upside down then we'll build a fire in front of the tower when they see that, they'll come to rescue us yeah, you do that!" "I'll continue here" "search outdoors." "I'll continue here!" "I ..." "I could make you an offer why did we leave them alone?" "you think Stanislav is afraid of such a wimp?" "hey ... sorry about what happened before" "I didn't mean to insult you you're impossible!" "ah . now I'm impossible?" "you think ... they will find us?" "why it is so quiet up there?" "oh my God!" "stay close behind me, ok?" "an engine?" "an engine!" "Vanessa!" "this is no time to play!" "shut up!" "you're getting on my nerves!" "you pig!" "I'm so sorry" "such an ass!" "Stanislav!" "Stanislav!" "hey, we can talk about it" "Stanislav, open the door!" "we can talk about everything!" "Stanislav, I'm so sorry about hurting you!" "Stanislav!" "whoever sees this please inform the police immediately!" "I am being held captive in this lighthouse one person is already dead please!" "please!" "do something!" "please!" "the little thing was cute innocent ... tasty!" "a pity somehow ... oh well that's how it goes!" "you asshole!" "I'll get you!" "bye!" "you pig!" "stay here!" "stay here!" "Vanessa you're not superficial thanks!" "hey!" "There's enough for everybody hey!" "guys!" "guys!" "hey!" "enough for everybody!" "let go" "hey!" "let go!" "wait!" "wait!" "what did she say?" "we're too late" "hey!" "... hey!" "hey!" "let me out of here!" "hey!" "I can make you an offer!" "I don't want anything quit fucking around...ok?" "let me out of here!" "hey!" "... hey!" "hey!" "... hey!" "with this meat you must always cut nicely with the grain" "you frightened me!" "we're closed today are you staff?" "wine?" "revolutionary joy for the palate how extraordinary!" "you really deserve all your success your pies and menus are the talk of the town" "well.. you know what happens when you get bored and it's not every day that a drowned corpse floats in front of you" "the mobile got lost and it has provided for quite a lot of excitement!" "how was it exactly with the corpse again?" "He really existed but you'd better ask our business partner" "it's about the corpse corpse?" "oh!" "It was washed ashore a drowned corpse there's no way I was going to leave it in the water so I stored it temporarily in the shed ah...stored it temporarily it's been cleared up for a long time" "this happens over and over nothing unusual but when they found the corpse there probably their imagination ran away with them" "within this context this man here came to our attention" "Felix Heinrich he was seen in the area at this time an internationally wanted con artist since then we have lost any trace of him did you perhaps run in to him anywhere?" "nope, never seen him would you like to taste one of our new specialities?" "you will be surprised" "this is sensational!" "what do you call this creation?" "Felix" "what a coincidence!" "could almost make a man suspicious!" "what are the ingredients?" "that is our secret something quite special!" "Humans are like fishes either you like them or you don't" "humans have the advantage that they don't talk when they eat" "here I have plenty of time and I love to cook all you need for an exquisite creation are the right ingredients they don't have to be fresh it all depends on the right mixture to find the balance to get the right proportions" "that is the high art of real cooking" "I am Stanislav Borg" "I am a chef and a gifted gourmet"