"Hey, how much you give me to eat this whole jar of olives?" "I won't give you anything, but you'll owe me $2. 95." "Done." "I need an atlas!" "I need an atlas!" "Why?" "Do you have a report due?" "I have a date with this diplomat I met while giving free massages  outside the U. N. And..." "I don't know where his country is." "Okay, let's start with the free massages at the U. N." "It's my new thing." "I figure, bodies at peace make peace." "You might just get the first Nobel Prize in rubbing." "So, what country is this guy from?" "There's a G in there." " Well, where's that?" " In your atlas." "I don't have an atlas." "But, wait, I do have a globe." "Hold on." "So what's this guy like?" "Well, he's very  dashing, you know?" "And very, very sophisticated." "And he doesn't speak any English  but according to his translator he totally gets me." "Okay, here you go." "What is this?" "It's a globe." "And a pencil sharpener." "Anybody need anything copied?" "I'm going to the Xerox place." "No, thanks." "Okay, listen, just give me anything I can make two of." "If you don't have anything to copy, why go there?" "Are you going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the bellybutton ring again?" "Yeah." "You wanna come?" "Yeah." "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break" "Sync with BoB.720p Version By .:" "TvWorld.ir :." "Come on, Chloe." "Finish up with your customer first." "Come on, Chloe." "Come on, Chloe!" "Can I help you?" "You know what?" "We're having second thoughts about our copying needs  and we'll need a little more time to think about it." "Chloe, switch with me." "There are some guys here who got a crush on you." "Okay, that hurt us." "Hi, guys." "I haven't seen you since this morning." "Well..." "You know." "Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?" "Both of us?" "Maybe." "Does that scare you?" "Relax." "Just Isaac's deejaying at The Philly." " You should come." " We'll be there." "Great." "I'll see you then." "All right." "Rock on." "He says that walking with you makes this strange city feel like home." "Me too." "Although this city is my home, so..." "So that's dumb, what I said." "Don't tell him I said that." "Just you make something up." "Nice." "Thank you." "This is me, here." "Your eyes are very pretty." "Thank you very much." "Oh, thank you." "He would like to kiss you." "Okay." "You know what, you don't have to do that now." "No, no, not him!" "No, you don't." "The moment's over." "See, there it is, right there." "Wow, it's small." "Yeah, but Sergei said it took the Germans six weeks  to get all the way across it." " So you had fun?" " Yeah." "Except for..." "You know when you're on a date  and you're getting along great  but the guy's translator keeps getting in the way?" "No." " Hey." " Hey." "What, is Rach in her room?" "No, she's still at work, but she said to call her." "What?" "Is she gonna cancel on me again?" "How could she do this?" "Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?" "All right, Ross." "This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject." ""Call Rachel. "" "What's that on the bottom?" "That's my doodle of a ladybug with a top hat." "She's fancy." " Hello." " Hey, honey." " Hi." " Hey, how's it going?" "There was a disaster in shipping." "I have to get this order in." "Honey, I'm so sorry, but it looks like I'm gonna be here all night." "What?" "Well, how about I come up there?" "No." "No." "No, honey, please." "I've got..." "I just have too much to deal with." "Anyway, I'm going out with Sergei again tonight, and..." "Could you be the translator's date  so that when it's time for our alone time you two can split off?" "You know, he's kind of cute." "Kind of cute like really kind of cute?" "Or kind of cute like your friend  Spackle-Back Larry?" "Hey, don't call him that." "His name is Spackle-Back Harry." "You know, maybe we should get going." "What time did Chloe say to get there?" " 10:30." " What time is it now?" "4:30." "Yeah, so we'll hang out." "Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?" "Yes, vividly." " She was kidding about that, right?" " Yeah, I think so." "Yeah, I think so." "God, it'd be weird if that situation presented itself tonight." "Yeah, I mean  what would we do?" "Dude, I don't know." " She was kidding." " Yeah." "She was..." "You know, just in case, we should come up with ground rules." "Yeah." "For sure." "Okay." "Probably want the first one to be, "Never open your eyes. "" "You know?" "Because you don't want to be doing something  and then look up, right?" "And see something that you don't want to be seeing." " You know?" " Yeah." "Good call." "Nice." "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "What if my eyes are closed, and... ?" "And my hand is out there... ?" "Okay, eyes open at all times." "How do we decide where we  you know, each would  you know  be?" " Right." "Right." "Well, you know, we could flip for it." "Yeah, I guess." "But, like, what's heads and what's tails?" "Well, if you don't know that, then I don't want to do this with you." "No, no, no." "I am looking at a purchase order right here, and it clearly states that we ordered  the Riviera bikini in a variety of sizes and colors and..." "What does it matter what I'm wearing?" "Could I please speak to your supervisor?" "Thank you." "We're holding." " Hi." " Oh, my God!" " What are you doing here?" " Well, you said you couldn't go out, so..." "You brought a picnic." "What a boyfriend." "That's it." "On Monday, I start wearing makeup." "Ross, honey, this is very nice, but I've got a crisis." "Yeah, but I've got couscous!" "Honey, I'm sorry, I know it's our anniversary  but I told you on the phone, I don't have time to stop." "Okay, you don't have to stop." "I'm invisible." "I'm not here." "Yeah, but I don't..." "Who approved that order?" "Well, there is no Mark Robinson in this office." " Get me Mark on the phone!" " I love Mark." "Do you know Mark?" "Yeah." "Let me just check that with what I've got here." "All right." "See,038 is not the number for this store.038 is Atlanta." "Pepper?" " None for me." " Okay, sorry..." "I'm sorry." "As I was saying, the store number is wrong." "And I'm sorry, but that is..." "Oh, my God!" "Excuse me, I'm sorry." "I'll have to call you back." "I've got Shemp in my office." " What are you doing?" " I'm sorry." "But, hey, somebody's off the phone." "How about a glass of wine  by the fire?" "I can get it going again." "Ross, you're not listening to me." "I don't have time to stop." " Come on, you don't have 10 minutes?" " I don't have 10 minutes!" " Sophie, does she have 10 minutes?" " Hey, Ross, I told you I don't!" "Don't yell at me, okay?" "This is the most I've seen you all week." "Look, I cannot do this right now, okay?" "I've got a deadline." "Would you just go home." "I'll talk to you later." " Yeah, but wait..." " Goodbye!" "Actually, that's our three-hole punch." " Hey." " Hi." "Look, about what happened earlier..." "I completely understand." "You were stressed." "I was gonna give you a chance to apologize to me." "For what?" "For letting you throw me out of your office?" "You had no right coming down to my office, Ross." "You do not bring a picnic basket to somebody's work  unless maybe they were a park ranger." "Well, excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary." "Boy, what an ass am I." "But I told you I didn't have the time." "Yeah, well, you never have the time." "I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore." "What do you want from me?" "You want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?" "No, but it would be nice if you'd realize that it's just a job." " Just a job?" " Yes." "Do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I care about?" "This is the first time I'm doing something I'm actually good at?" "I mean, if you don't get that..." "I get that." "I get that big-time, and I'm happy for you." "I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine." " I don't know what to do anymore." " Well, neither do I!" "Is this about Mark?" " Oh, my God!" " Okay, it's not." "Oh, my God!" "I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross." " You're making this too hard." " I'm making this too hard?" " Okay, what do you want me to do?" " I don't know." "I don't know." "Look  maybe we should take a break." "Okay." "Okay, fine." "You're right." "Let's take a break." "Let's cool off." "Okay." "Let's get some frozen yogurt or something." "No." "A break from us." "And the advances in collating in the past five years..." "I mean, we just got in an X-5000, you know?" "The X-5000 makes an X-50 look like a T-71." "Hey, it's the dinosaur guy!" " Hi, Ross!" " Hi, Chloe." "I want you to meet some friends of mine." "This guy's my hero." "He comes in with stuff, he wants it blown up 400%." "We say, "We don't do that. " He says, "You gotta. "" "And you know what?" "We did it." "And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say, "Let's Ross it!"" "And that's the only color that comes in." "Yo, Chloe." "Do you have a quarter for the condom machine?" "What are you doing here?" "I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner." "Yeah, a little change of plans." "We're gonna break up instead." "And I can also speak a little French." "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" "Why?" "What did I say?" "Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight." "Oh, my God." "No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice." "Knock, knock, knock, knock." "Hi." "Could you please tell Sergei that I was fascinated  by what Boutros Boutros-Ghali said in the New York Times." "You didn't say "Boutros Boutros-Ghali. "" "Boutros Boutros-Ghali." "He says he was too." "Interesting." "So I was wondering..." "Before you get all talky again  could you also please tell Sergei  that I really like his suit." "He said, "Thank you. " He thinks you look pretty tonight." ""Your hair, golden like the sun. " So you're a chef?" "I'm also thinking of opening up my own restaurant." " Really?" " Could I talk to you behind my menu?" " What are you doing?" " Well, I was having a conversation." "Mischa is so interested in you that Sergei and I  haven't been able to say two words to each other." "Do you want me to sit here silently while you three converse?" "That would be great." "Thank you." " Hello?" " Hi." "It's Mark." " What?" "Is it my breath?" " No." "Sorry." "I just thought you were somebody else." "Hi." "Hi." "Look, I was just gonna leave a message." "Isn't tonight your anniversary dinner?" "Well..." " Rach?" "Are you okay?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "You wanna talk?" "I can come over." "No." "Really, no." "Please." "That's okay." "All right." "I'm coming, and I'll bring Chinese food." "Oh, yeah, I'm not hungry." "It's for me." "Okay, bye." " So, what are you gonna do?" " What can I do?" "One person wants to break up, you break up." "No way." "Come on." "This is you guys." "Call her and work it out." "Come on." "We just had this huge fight." "Don't I have to wait a while?" "Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat." "Pick up the phone!" "You know that whole swimming thing is a myth." "Yeah." "Tell that to my uncle Lenny." "Why?" "What happened to him?" "Nothing." "He just really believes in that." "And then we got into this big, stupid fight..." "It was awful." "I told him he treats me like a park ranger, something..." "And then  I told him I wanted to take a break." "I don't want to take a break." "I'm sorry." " Egg roll?" " No." "And then I called him, and he wasn't there." "Well, he's probably just out." "Well, thank you, that's very helpful." "I'm glad you came over." "Hi, it's me." " Hi." "I'm so glad you called." " Really?" "I've been thinking this is crazy." "Don't you think we can work on this?" "Hey, what do you wanna drink?" "Who's that?" "Nobody?" "Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?" "Is that Mark?" " Honey, look, he just came over..." " Yeah, got it!" "Hey, dinosaur guy." "Look at you, so sad." " Come dance." " That's okay." "Thanks." "You don't have to smile." "You just have to dance." "I don't feel like dancing." "I feel like having a drink, okay?" "Okay." "Hey, two beers." "And the vet said it was time." "And so from half a world away  while my mother held the phone to his ear  I said goodbye to my dog  in seven languages." " Could I have a tissue?" " Yeah, sure." "I just hope you don't accidentally  suck it up through your nose and choke on it." "Sergei would like to apologize for my behavior tonight." "Well, tell him, "Apology accepted. "" "He's unbelievable." "For the first time in three years, someone wants to talk to me." "But do you think he would let me enjoy that?" "No!" "You silly diplomat." "Why don't you learn some English, Sergei." "Excuse me, but isn't he paying for your dinner?" "Hey, the man's dog just died." "I have just resigned my post." "Would you care to accompany me to the Rainbow Room?" "I have diplomatic coupons." "It would be my pleasure." "My guy has coupons." "Your guy can't even say "coupons. "" " Plate." " Plate!" "Yes!" "Plate!" "Plate." "See, we don't need them." " Plate?" " Yeah." "I like this song." "Well, you're practically dancing already." " Why don't you just do it over here?" " No." "What, are you married?" "Because that's okay." "Be home, be home, be home, be home, be home, be home." "Be home, be home, be home." "You're not home." "Still no smile?" "American." "You know, it's a very hard language." "Let's do it again."