"Fuck" "I don't know how things turned out this way" "I suddenly remembered when Wu took me to the airport this morning" "Boss, have a good trip" "This damn traffic" "Our country's real great though" "Twenty four hours, Big Bro" "Places to eat, twenty four hours" "And traffic jams, twenty four hours" "Not a single day without traffic" "I think I need a doctor my bladder's going to bust" "Spending all day in the car" "Nothing's wrong with Wu, right?" "Wu's fine" "That day he took me to the airport he told me have a good trip" "That threw me off" "Because usually when he takes me to the airport" "He'll say" "When are you coming back?" "When's your return flight?" "How long after you met those Thais did things turn out like this?" "From the start they took me somewhere new" "Somewhere I'd never been" "It wasn't long before I felt something wasn't right" "Then why the fuck didn't you run?" "How would I run?" "Where to?" "And then?" "Then a bunch of guys came" "And after that?" "After what?" "What I'm saying is did you and that Edward Scissorhands become friends in the end?" "Grab him" "How did things get so fucked up?" "My contact in Thailand ran into a little trouble" "So they started to suspect me" "Anyway, the crowd he ran with was real paranoid" "If they started to doubt you it usually wouldn't end well" "Were you also dressed like this that day?" "Wearing these smartass glasses?" "You want to say something?" "We're friends" "I respect you a lot" "Stop suspecting me" "I came a long way to show you I respect you very much" "You've done business with me for so long and your Thai is still shit" "You say you respect me" "But your pronunciation for "respect" sounds like "dick"" "Are you saying I'm a dick?" "I respect you" "Bring it here" "Touch it" "Touch it" "Those fucking Thais" "Especially the dealers" "They love to drop big money on rocks" "Sometimes when they cut a rock open" "It's nothing but a rock" "But if they cut a rock" "And inside there's jade" "And if it's good jade" "Holy shit" "Then you hit the jackpot" "Why'd they make you touch the rock?" "You think there's anything inside?" "I don't know" "You don't need to know" "You just need to say if there is or there isn't" "I don't know what to tell you" "Some people say, those about to die" "Will usually give the right answer" "Yes" "It's really in there" "How did you guess there'd be something inside?" "He already spent so much money on the damn thing" "If I said no" "He would've popped me right there" "If I said yes" "The way things were" "I still had a chance" "So was there anything inside?" "There really was something in there" "So you could say that rock saved your life" "You could say that" "When will those goods be ready to deliver?" "Another two weeks" "Is it that little punk again?" "Yeah" "How do you know him?" "Applied for the job" "And you trust him?" "It's a gut feeling" "Gut feeling" "Ah Wen" "Where's motherfucking Ah Wen?" "He had to go do something" "Haven't seen a hair of his ass all day" "That ugly ass monkey face motherfucker" "Fuck" "Did you know" "The past few years when he first came here" "I looked after him" "He was like a guide dog even a blind man wouldn't touch" "I found out later" "When he takes drugs" "He's even more like a damn poodle" "He'll jump all over you" "Holy shit" "Fucking twitching all over the place" "Like someone's about pop his ass any moment" "Crazy as shit" "Hah" "What's the matter with you?" "You keep fucking staring" "The fuck are you looking at?" "Is there a motherfucking ghost?" "You know, you've had this problem for a long time" "I have a problem?" "What's with you" "Afraid if you come over" "I'll fuck you up?" "No" "Motherfucker" "You keep motherfucking staring" "Making me nervous as fuck" "You've got a motherfucking illness" "How long have we known each other?" "15 years" "Why is it in 15 years" "You've never torn the plastic off the sofa" "Fuck" "What's wrong with my sofa?" "Nothing wrong" "It's just a little weird" "I'm telling you" "As long as you keep it wrapped" "It's as good as new" "New" "But it looks old as balls now" "Who're you saving a new sofa for?" "We buy things so we can use them" "Not to keep them feeling new" "This isn't even a good sofa" "You ever seen a good sofa" "That has plastic wrap on it?" "Motherfucker" "Don't judge my sense of style" "You're making a personal attack" "You" "Wearing a fucking white shirt all day" "Dressed like some charity worker" "Even if you don't wear clothes" "Just because you don't wear it" "Doesn't mean it'll stay new forever" "What about my clothes?" "I just fucking like it this way" "Your sense of style's quite special" "Wearing a tank top with a gold watch" "Holy shit" "What's a watch have to do with clothing?" "Hah" "Don't look down on this watch" "It's a Rolls-Jordan, yo" "What's a Rolls-Jordan?" "It's a partnership by Rolls-Royce and Michael Jordan" "Where did they partner?" "Taipei" "Rolls-Royce and Michael Jordan are in two different worlds" "How would they partner?" "Motherfucker" "Stop judging my tastes" "Careful you don't piss me off" "I'm not judging You" "We have things so we can use them" "Even if they get old or dirty" "In the end, we get attached to them" "But sitting on a plastic wrapped sofa ls messed up" "So what?" "You're saying you want to help me tear it open" "Sure" "I don't have anything else to do now" "Okay" "Holy shit" "Motherfucking pants stuck to the ass" "It can't breathe like that" "Tear it" "Keep tearing it" "Holy shit" "Too amazing" "Good as new" "I don't even want to sit now" "You move pretty fast" "I'm smoking a motherfuckering cigarette" "The fuck you looking at?" "I'm not here to see your pretty face" "I came to tell you your boss wants you" "The Wind's strong up here" "Your cigarette ash is going to drop" "The fuck are you doing?" "The fuck are you doing?" "Motherfucker Fuck" "Motherfucker" "Motherfucker" "Don't run" "Motherfucker" "Fucker" "Damn fast on those stubby ass legs" "Fuck" "Hey" "Did you advertise for a delivery man?" "Go to 100 Huayin Street, behind the train station" "Once you get there, don't take the elevator" "Take the stairs on the side" "To the 9th floor" "You'll see a lion" "Open the door and go in" "Keep going to number 906" "Fuck" "Hello" "Did you fall just now?" "I forgot to tell you there's a bump when you walk in" "You don't need to keep looking" "There's nothing to see" "You've done anything before?" "I was in auto parts" "Our business is simple" "Delivering goods" "About once every two weeks" "Think about it" "Hang up and go downstairs" "Take the stairs again" "There'll be a noodle stand by the entrance downstairs" "Eat a bowl of noodles there" "Make sure to order the pork and pickle noodles" "Large" "Boss" "A pork and pickle noodles" "Large" "Motherfucker can't you read?" "We only sell beef noodles" "Pork and pickle noodles" "Large" "At four in the morning, go to a sauna on the east side" "There won't be many customers then" "You can sauna half an hour" "After the sauna you can order breakfast there" "Porridge" "I recommend you don't eat it" "Because the breakfast there's disgusting" "You need to get up around six" "Anyone want a towel?" "After you wake" "Take your key and open a new locker" "Inside will be what you want" "A new set of clothes" "Sir" "Where to?" "Young boss" "Young boss" "Fuck you" "What the fuck's this for?" "Can you drive?" "Young boss" "Smoke?" "Goon" "I don't smoke myself" "Thanks" "Young boss, where are you headed?" "I'm just off work" "If it's on my route back" "I can give you a discount" "It's not on the route" "Young boss's headed far?" "Airport and train stations are on my way" "I'm going down south" "Going down south, it's best to take my car" "Young boss" "You know what's most important for driving long distances?" "The most important's not to look for" "Some shiny new car" "You got to find someone like me" "A driver you can make conversation with" "Right?" "Otherwise" "Like that driver just now" "Yelling at the slightest move" "What if you drive halfway" "And he picks a fight with you?" "Right?" "Is down south on your way?" "On my WHY" "We'll pass right by my house" "Fuck" "Young boss" "I'll give you the cheapest fare" "Going south" "I'll charge you the 150 km to Taichung" "After Taichung, no charge 300 km there and back" "1 km is 25NT 300 km's exactly 7500NT" "Plus the 70NT minimum fare" "And tolls and gas fees" "I'll count them as just 1500 NT" "In total it'll only be 9070NT" "That's the cheapest" "That's the cheapest" "Young boss" "On top of that" "As a personal service" "I won't charge when you're on the clock" "I'll wait while you take care of business" "And after that I'll drive you back" "Young boss, young boss" "How about this 9070NT" "I can take 9500NT instead" "I don't need the 70NT" "Make a new friend 9500" "Make a new friend 9500" "9500" "Big Bro" "Feeling all right?" "You can call me Old Xu" "Xu, spelled X-U" "Not S-H-U" "You don't have to spell it, I know" "No big deal" "It's easier to spell it out" "I was driving all night last night" "You drove all night and you're still taking me this far out?" "No big deal" "I'm used to it" "Wait a moment" "Take the interchange" "Rest up and get gas" "I've been a driver twenty years" "There won't be any issues" "You're not a native here" "Young boss's real sharp" "You can tell just by listening" "Over twenty years ago, I came from Hong Kong" "I can't be considered a Hongkonger by now" "I count as Taiwanese" "Can you watch the road when you talk?" "I'm just happy to talk to you" "Why come to Taiwan?" "Hong Kong's no good?" "It's been so long" "I've forgotten it all" "Daily life, though" "It's all the same over there" "Can't say one side's better than the other" "Or the other side's better than the one" "No such thing" "Big Bro" "Can you turn up the air conditioning?" "Not cool enough?" "You young people nowadays" "Can't stomach the slightest hardship" "When we were young, there was no air conditioning" "Never heard of it" "A light breeze on your face, that was paradise" "Young boss" "Listen to me" "If you want to succeed In the future" "There's three things young people need to do" "That is to" "Suffer Suffer Suffer" "You can only succeed if you grow up with suffering" "Then you'll understand the meaning of hardship" "Want a taxi, bro?" "What's the fare?" "Depends where you're going" "We charge by taxi meter" "Taxi meter" "Yeah" "Taipei to Kaohsiung?" "Taipei to Kaohsiung is 7000" "To Tainan?" "Tainan" "Tainan's a thousand less" "Just 6000" "Even with tolls" "Everything included" "How new's your car?" "Seven, eight months" "So new" "About eight months old" "Not bad" "All right" "I'll ask for your car next time" "Young boss" "What time you want to arrive?" "Three" "It's still early" "Want to eat something before hitting the road?" "So many people are in line over there" "There should be something tasty to eat" "Fuck" "This isn't a restaurant" "What" "There's nothing to eat here" "Excuse me, do you" "Oh, we thought there was food here" "No, no" "Uhh, that" "I got the message yesterday morning" "I rushed over at dawn" "Sorry" "My father passed away last night" "Oh right, this..." "Uhh" "Maybe the messenger was sensitive" "What happened to him?" "My father passed very suddenly last night" "May I ask where you're from?" "I'm from Taipei" "My father had a lot of Taipei friends when he was alive" "He doesn't keep in touch with them as much now" "How did you and my father..." "We were friends despite our ages" "When your father was younger he helped me out" "Thank you" "Please" "Please" "Please" "Come on" "Aren't they usually only given at the funeral ceremony?" "Every place has its own customs 3500 4500 -5500" "Don't feel forced" "It's the thought that counts" "That" "Money?" "No" "Sorry" "I wasn't prepared to present it right away" "My money's in the car" "I..." "I'll go back and get it" "I'll come with you" "It's fine, it's fine" "It's fine, wait a moment" "I'll be back in a minute" "You stay here" "Stay and watch" "I had nothing to do with that shit" "Bro, don't blame me" "You wanted to get out of the car and look yourself" "So many places you could've looked" "And you had to stop in the boondocks" "What is this shithole?" "What're you going to eat here?" "Nothing to eat here but bullshit and birdshit" "What's there to eat?" "You tell me" "What can you eat?" "Damn it all to hell" "Nearly fucked me over" "If you're going to look" "Don't look in a goddamn funeral" "Someone's father died Big Bro" "Someone's father died" "Dead dad, fucking great choice" "Lining up for good eats" "I'll beat your ass" "Someone's dead dad, and you're lining up to eat" "The fuck are you doing?" "Head up your own ass" "Serves you right" "None of my business" "Dirty criminals" "Lowlifes terrorizing decent folk" "Sorry" "Cash has been tight recently" "Sorry" "Dad" "Your Taipei friends came to see you" "Ah" "What should I call you?" "What's your name?" "I'm Little Xu" "It's spelled X-U" "Not S-H-U" "Motherfucker" "There's no entrance fee to see Chiang Kai-Shek's grave" "Look at a stranger's corpse and it costs 2500" "You were gone so long I thought you wouldn't come back" "I'll add the 2500 to your fare" "The total's 12,000" "What fare?" "You were the one who wanted to eat" "Why am I paying it?" "We should've cleared out a lot sooner" "Why the hell did we stay?" "Young boss" "You couldn't have left" "You know what?" "If you ran" "They would've all chased you down and killed you" "No joking" "Seriously" "All right" "I'll be generous" "That 2500" "I'll pay 1000" "You pay 1500" "The total's 11,000" "The total's 11,000 1000, 1500?" "I'm not paying anything" "Fuck" "I didn't want to take your taxi in the first place" "Now what" "Anything that happens is my fault?" "Okay, okay. okay" "Forget about it" "Let's not talk about it anymore" "Could you give me some cash in advance?" "Let's say 4000NT" "Upfront?" "Not even halfway there and you want an advance" "And I don't even have money on me now" "No money" "Why would you take my taxi with no money?" "I already told you" "I've got no money on me" "Even if I had money back there I wouldn't give it to them" "When I'm finished with business" "I'll have money" "I'll give it to you then" "Have you ever heard of paying a taxi upfront?" "With your car this shitty" "Did I bitch when you pulled a 9000NT fare out of your ass?" "Don't insult my car, all right?" "I maintain it regularly, excuse me" "Then cut the bullshit" "Keep driving" "Anyway when it's time I'll get you the money" "What?" "I'll get you the money" "Young boss" "To tell the truth" "I've been too good to you" "Just now I was making a run for it" "But then I thought it over and decided to come back to save you" "If I hadn't come back" "The one lying on display back there" "Could've been you, you know?" "You understand what the hell they're doing?" "No" "Why would they turn up at someone's funeral?" "Don't know" "Meeting a friend" "Anything weird like this happen before?" "No" "Looked like that taxi driver was about to run off just now" "Something's strange today" "Call Kaohsiung and tell Blackie to ready a car" "And borrow two of his men" "All right" "Young boss, have a steamed bun" "That'll be 100NT" "Fuck" "Didn't know you had a damn cafeteria on board" "When I got left the car just now you said you didn't want any" "Now you're looking hungry" "Okay, okay, I won't charge you" "Here, here, take it" "No charge" "Young boss, you travel north to south often?" "Yeah" "How long you've been doing it?" "Over a year" "Hire a ride each time?" "Yeah" "Did you pay each time?" "Yeah" "Only this time's different" "Aren't you the one who fucked it up?" "It's not my fault" "I meant for us to just grab a bite and then hit the road" "I couldn't do anything about it" "Okay" "When I'm done with business" "I'll help you pay that 2500" "Why's there someone following behind us?" "Must be your imagination" "How was the hospital visit?" "Fine" "If it's fine, why were you knocked out for two days?" "The doctor said lots of people actually get that symptom" "Anyway, I underwent a few tests" "Twenty one plus two" "Twenty three" "Twenty three plus one" "Twenty four" "Twenty four plus two" "Twenty six" "Twenty six plus three" "Thirty" "Thirty plus two" "Thirty two" "Thirty two plus three" "Thirty five" "Thirty five plus one" "Thirty six" "Thirty six plus two" "Thirty eight" "Thirty eight plus one" "Thirty nine" "Thirty nine plus two" "Forty" "Forty plus one" "Forty one" "Is this the first time?" "Yes" "How do you get better?" "If the doctor said it's fine, then it's fine" "Fuck" "Young boss" "You're dreaming" "Hey hey hey" "Hey" "Wait for me here" "I'll be back soon" "What if you're not?" "I'll be back" "Let's go together" "Wait for me here" "Ten minutes" "Twenty, at most" "Young boss" "Look at my face" "Take a good look" "Do I look like a fool?" "All right" "A lot of people go in" "Then run out the back" "I don't mean you, of course" "Let's go together" "If you come with me" "The people inside aren't going to be happy" "If they aren't happy" "You might not get your money" "I'll give you your money as soon as I'm out" "You'll take me back to Taipei" "Hey hey hey" "Hey" "Hey" "Hey" "What're you looking at?" "This is because you didn't fucking prepare the pins well" "What're you looking at?" "How is it?" "Not bad,eh?" "What're you looking at?" "Hurry and set it up" "The fucking hell's wrong with you?" "Brother Tuo" "Oy" "Here" "Mmm" "Holy shit" "What's up?" "How did you get here today?" "Kuo-Kuang Bus or police car?" "Taxi" "Fuck" "You must be the world's smartest motherfucker" "Making deliveries in a taxi" "Ahh" "Your boss fucking likes you" "The other day he was buttering your ass up all day" "But that bastard's weird" "Thinks I've got bad taste" "Told me to tear" "The plastic off this sofa" "How does it look?" "It's good" "It's good" "No wonder he likes you" "Here" "Can you hurry the fuck up?" "Motherfucker" "Ah Cai" "Can you move faster?" "What, are you giving birth?" "How is it?" "Are you fucking having fun over there?" "How is it?" "Fuck you, is how." "Holy shit" "Not bad, eh?" "Have a smoke" "What the fuck are you standing there for?" "Bring the money here" "Check it" "It is real money" "Ahh, Brother Tuo" "Are you all on vacation today?" "Why's there no one outside?" "You're fucking crazy" "Vacation my ass, holy shit" "Ah Wen?" "I asked you where's fucking Ah Wen?" "He said he's busy, he'll come later" "Fuck" "One of these days, we'll have to fix his ass" "Hey" "Brother Tuo" "Hey" "I'm truly sorry" "It's late almost a week" "But the stuff's real good this time" "It's very different" "It's still the same" "Ahh, have you tried it?" "I'm not about to fucking try it" "I told Ah Cai to try it" "Just seeing him in high spirits" "I can tell it's good stuff" "You" "You must have been fucked over by that,that what's-his-name," "That Thai motherfucker" "Ahh" "When I came back from my trip to China last week, something came up" "So then" "I wanted to call you immediately" "What was it?" "I went to Henan to meet a friend, right?" "He took me to his old family home" "Introduced me to his old man" "That old man was seventy-something" "When I came over" "They were just having lunch" "Then that old man brought a bowl of noodles in" "He grabbed some food" "Then hauled a bench outside" "You know what he did with that bench?" "Did he take it outside to sit on, while he ate?" "How can you be so dumb?" "Okay." "I'll give you another chance" "Try and guess" "You know what he did with the bench?" "He must have used it as a table to eat on" "I'll tell you" "Once he took that bench outside" "He squatted right on top of the damn thing to eat noodles" "What a fucking joker" "Motherfucker" "Hey" "You know" "When he took that bench" "Why he was squatting on it?" "I'll find you later" "You know why?" "I don't know" "You don't know why, do you?" "You think you can live past today?" "You think you'll live to motherfucking 1400 years old?" "Want to kill these two as well?" "Kill one dealer" "The police won't give a shit" "Kill two" "The police can look the other way" "But kill three" "And the police will come for you" "Through hell and high water" "Your brain's not busted on drugs, is it?" "Let's go" "What're you still doing here?" "You want a hand?" "Wu" "Tell Blackie" "Get some more men out here" "I don't care what it costs" "I want these guys caught" "Fuck" "It's my first time riding a Mercedes" "It's so steady" "So quiet" "Tomorrow's my birthday" "Did you know?" "Fuck" "How would I know?" "Driving around today" "I kept wondering" "Tomorrow" "Should I go eat steamed dumplings?" "What's to wonder with dumplings?" "Just go eat them" "It's not that simple" "Young boss" "You know how much I make a day?" "After paying for gas 1200NT" "I have to bring home 1200NT each day" "Any extra, I get to keep" "If I make less" "I have to pay the difference" "You know, in Taipei" "There's a great steamed dumpling place" "A lot of Japanese go there" "Yeah" "Last year on my birthday" "My wife" "My kid" "And my old mother-in-law" "We went together" "To eat steamed dumplings" "To celebrate my birthday" "That day" "The place was packed" "I let them off first" "So they could take a number" "In fact, there was a parking lot nearby" "But I wouldn't park" "It was too expensive" "On principle" "I don't park in any illegal spaces or pay parking lots" "That day" "I searched all day before finding a free parking space" "After parking I realized" "It was a long way from the dumpling place" "I ran back to the dumpling place" "And saw my family from afar" "Still waiting in line" "I thought" "It's been so long" "And our number hasn't been called?" "Then I noticed the looks on my wife and mother-in-law's faces" "Those expressions" "Were nasty" "I thought" "I'd comfort them" "So I said It's fine" "It'll be our number soon" "My wife" "Giving a dirty look" "Said to me" "We've finished eating" "And waited for you a long time" "We've finished eating" "And waited for you here a long time" "A long time" "I saw that" "They weren't holding anything" "Didn't order me" "Any carry-out" "Nothing" "I was stunned" "Didn't know what to say" "I said" "Oh" "Oh" "Wait another minute" "I'll fetch the car to pick you up" "You know what my wife said?" "No need" "We can call a taxi" "Mom Let's go" "Forward" "What's that supposed to mean?" "I drive a taxi" "I drive a taxi" "She said that, my wife said that" "What did she mean ride a taxi home?" "I don't remember if I ate anything that day" "I kept driving until dawn" "Fuck" "Young Boss" "Today thank you for helping me" "Make a decision today" "If I live past today" "Tomorrow I'll definitely go eat steamed dumplings" "Old Xu" "Look around" "See if there's a toolbox" "Check if there's a screwdriver" "Seems like there's something under my foot" "Kick it over" "Hurry" "Can't reach it" "Don't kick so hard" "How do you kick this thing?" "Young Boss" "Young Boss" "If we die here" "Will they think" "We were lovers committing suicide?" "Hey" "This is your new phone" "Don't go back to Taipei yet, find someplace and sit tight" "For how long?" "I don't know" "I'll tell you when it's time" "Are you okay?" "Should be okay" "What does that mean?" "My thigh hurts" "Get that checked out somewhere" "If you were shot" "Absolutely do not go to a hospital" "Then where do I go?" "Find a small clinic" "I'll contact you later" "Ahh" "Wait" "Move a little farther" "Move a little farther" "Go in" "Go in" "Careful, your blood" "Don't get it on my leather chair" "Young boss" "I'm telling you this ahead of time" "If we go to a hospital later" "And they have to operate" "Surgery, whatever" "I don't have money to pay" "I'll take you back to Taipei now" "You're on your own after that" "Take me back to Taipei?" "Why not just send me to the First Funeral Parlor" "You mean the Second Funeral Parlor" "Why the Second?" "The First is for big shots" "For bodies who are somebody" "You're a body who's a nobody" "They'll send you straight to Second" "Fuck" "Hurry up and take me somewhere with a doctor" "My boss told me not to go to hospitals" "If they find out those are gunshot wounds" "They could report to the cops" "If not hospitals, then where?" "How should I know?" "Find a pharmacy, get me bandages for the bleeding" "If it gets worse, I'll figure something out" "What if the doctor says we need to amputate?" "What the hell?" "I keep turning and turning, there's no exit" "It's like a maze here" "There's no street signs or anything" "I keep getting lost, can't find the way" "They should shoot a horror movie here" "How'd we arrive at this kind of place?" "Who's gonna talk first?" "Motherfucker, what'd you drag us out here for?" "Is this fun to you?" "Playing hero?" "Bastard" "If you have the guts, kill me with one shot" "I'm the one who fucking fixed Brother Tuo" "The fucking bowling" "Training for the fucking World Cup?" "I'm telling you, don't mess with me" "I know a Thai guy" "He has a custom when taking care of his enemies" "He does two things" "The first is to wear a helmet" "The second ls to put their throats between a pair of scissors" "Look at my neck" "He gave me this scar last time I was in Thailand" "But I pulled through" "Now he's friends with me" "If you can pull through this too" "Maybe even we can be friends" "Ah Wen" "Even though I hated you in the past" "Every time I met Brother Tuo" "I wanted to tell him" "To keep an eye out for you" "But I didn't want to talk shit about others in front of my friend" "You killed my friend" "Who said you could do that?" "You might still have a chance, depending on what you say" "If I talk" "I'll have no chance" "Brother Wen" "Sorry" "I'm warning you genuinely not to move" "I mean it" "Brother Wen" "Don't move" "Brother Wen, are you all right?" "We're not finished yet" "I'm done bullshitting with you" "You don't talk" "And you'll die" "I won't kill you with one shot" "I'll saw your head in two" "Ah Wen" "Who is it?" "Red Eye" "Or someone else" "It's Red Eye" "Red Eye says" "When this shit's finished" "Give me Brother Tuo's share" "He says he'll come talk to you" "As long as business can continue" "Everyone should have no problem" "I know everyone calls you Endless Ash" "You're always happy" "When you can smoke a cigarette to the very end" "Without the ash breaking" "Ah Wen" "Here's a cigarette" "Smoke it" "If the ash doesn't break" "I'll spare you" "Ah Wen" "You better smoke this one good" "And be careful" "Don't make this the last cigarette you ever smoke" "I don't care what bullshit befalls you after this" "Don't send me your obituary" "I know you won't die a good death" "I furthermore know" "That after you die" "Even if all 23 million people of Taiwan pray for you" "You'll never reincarnate" "Young man" "This looks to be a gunshot wound" "Most hospitals would report this to the cops" "But here" "The police won't give a damn if cats or dogs get shot" "You're lucky the bullet only grazed you only" "The bullet didn't lodge inside" "If it was stuck inside" "We might" "Have to operate" "If it was lodged too deep" "Near an artery" "I wouldn't be able to do anything" "This medicine won't have problems, right?" "What problems would there be?" "Cats and dogs" "Are they not also flesh and blood?" "What problems would there be?" "When I'm hurt, I use this medicine too" "There's no problem with different body types?" "No" "As long as you don't give dog medicine to humans orally" "For wounds, it's not so bad" "I'll give you antibiotics in a minute" "Didn't you say dog medicine is different from humans?" "Antibiotics aren't so bad" "Okay" "Doctor" "How much is the total?" "Oh" "There's a standard fee for pets" "For humans" "I don't know" "How about 1500?" "So expensive" "That's not expensive" "A dog would be charged more" "For a dog as big as you 2500" "Do you take health insurance?" "Health insurance?" "Dogs don't have jobs, why would they have insurance?" "This is a pet hospital" "Old Xu" "Old Xu" "Old Xu" "What?" "Do you have money?" "The medical bill's 1500" "Isn't it 150NT to see a doctor?" "They don't take health insurance" "Got everything with you?" "Don't let that touch water" "Didn't your father teach you to carry money when you go out?" "He left the day I was born" "Back then, my mom left me this photo" "And told me it was my dad" "Were you sick as a kid?" "No" "This man ls tall and handsome" "Doesn't look at all like he's your dad" "Today" "Since morning, I've only eaten a steamed bun" "Haven't had a drop of water" "Money's gone now, too" "It's no problem" "Anyway, money's meant to be spent" "I know you're no angel" "But, really, I believe" "It doesn't matter if someone's had a bad past" "What's most important ls afterwards" "To be a good person" "Live in peace" "Whatever you do, don't take some guy's fucking picture" "And say" "It's your dad" "Hey" "How was the doctor?" "Just a scratch" "Listen to me" "Turn around right now" "Follow this road backward" "Drive about half an hour or so" "You'll see a sign" "To Kouhu Township" "You'll see a Jizo statue" "Then turn left, and not long after you'll hit a levee" "Turn right following the levee, then turn left at the first fork" "You'll see that Mercedes" "There'll be someone there to receive you" "We have two packages stashed in the car" "You need to take those two packages and go" "Back to Taipei" "Take it to the old spot" "Put it somewhere safe" "You understand?" "Why didn't we take the goods and money straight back to Taipei?" "The farther we are from it, the better" "If we're too close and something happens" "We won't be able to get away" "Boss" "You let Brother Wen go like that" "You're not worried he's going to come for us someday?" "Ever since I visited Brother Tuo that time" "I always thought Ah Wen was odd" "I just didn't think something would happen so fast" "Brother Tuo's already gone" "His death brings me pain" "But would killing one or two more" "Relieve that pain?" "I don't think so" "In our line of work" "If someone comes looking for us" "Or someone comes to kill us" "Would one more Ah Wen make a difference?" "In a little While, I'll talk with Red Eye" "If we can continue doing business" "We'll do business" "If we can't do business" "We'll see what happens then" "What is it?" "What?" "What is it?" "Say it" "That day I took you to airport" "I told you, have a good trip" "I just suddenly felt like wishing you a smooth journey" "There was no special meaning" "Why'd you suddenly bring this up?" "Brother Tuo called me recently" "I don't know how he got my number" "He never called me before" "He talked about other stuff first" "Then he said" "When you told your boss to have a good trip" "It seems you made him concerned" "He told me to find a chance to explain it to you" "Do you believe people can live to 1400 years old?" "Holy shit" "Too amazing" "Good as fucking new" "I can't bear to sit on it" "You move pretty fucking fast" "You know what?" "A few days ago my phone rang" "I took one look" "Turns out it was a reminder for my birthday" "Holy shit" "I only just fucking realized" "I'm already fifty years old" "Afterwards I was bored" "I kept checking my cellphone" "Damn thing jumped past the year 3000" "Then the fucking display said" "I was 1400 years old" "Are these calendar programmers" "Sick in the head?" "1400 years old" "You're being too emotional" "I'm not motherfucking emotional" "I just don't like people mocking me" "Fucking 1400 years" "They're motherfucking mocking me" "They think I don't know" "How long I can live?" "Can we turn back?" "Young Boss" "I don't care where you go anymore" "I'm out of strength" "I can't go on driving" "If you pay or not" "It doesn't matter" "Then can I borrow your car?" "What?" "Can I borrow your car?" "Can you borrow my car?" "Can you borrow my car?" "I'll tell you" "Twenty years ago, times were bad in Hong Kong" "I was still young" "I had this idea" "Why not go see the world outside?" "I ended up going a lot of places" "Finally came to Taiwan" "Settled down without much thought" "Someone said" "Driving a taxi makes good money" "And you can learn the language" "I bought a car right away" "This car here" "Year after year passed" "I haven't made money" "Haven't learned the language well" "You could tell from listening right away" "I soon met my wife" "We married" "Had a child" "It's damn bullshit been over twenty years" "I don't know how the time passed" "I don't have any ideas now" "I just tell myself each day" "If I can drive another year, I'll drive" "If I can drive another day, I'll drive" "Hong Kong's pretty close to Taiwan" "I used to go back once in a while to see friends" "See relatives" "Not anymore" "But in Taiwan" "I have a home" "And a wife, and a kid" "I don't know why" "I feel like my possessions grew fewer and fewer" "The only one thing I'm certain I have now" "Is this car" "Even though it's a little worn" "A little Old" "No one would flag it down in daylight" "Including you" "But that's fine" "I can drive at night" "They can't tell at night" "They just see headlights" "Can't see it's a rundown car" "By the time they wave me down" "There's no problem" "They'll get on" "They feel obliged" "The truth is, we were born without possessions" "I think, to be able to have this car ls already a great fortune" "What was your question again?" "Nothing" "Nothing" "Young Boss" "I'm really exhausted" "You've got two choices now" "The first, is stay here" "And wait for me to wake up" "Or else go on by yourself" "Dear Listeners" "Our program is near the end again" "Today we want to play the song" ""Subaru" by Shinji Tanimura as a farewell to our friends" "We look forward to meeting you in the air tomorrow" "Wish everybody happiness" "Thank you and goodbye" "Thirty nine plus two" "Forty" "Forty plus one" "Forty one" "Forty one plus two" "Forty three" "Forty three plus three" "Forty five" "Forty five plus two" "Wu" "Forty seven" "Forty seven plus three" "Fifty" "Fifty plus two" "Fifty two" "Fifty two plus one" "Fifty three" "Fifty three plus three" "Fifty six" "Fifty six plus two" "Fifty seven" "Fifty seven plus three" "Sixty" "Sixty plus one" "Sixty one" "Sixty one plus two" "Sixty three" "Sixty three plus three" "What's this for?" "It's for you" "I don't need this much money" "I came here to give you the money" "Actually, I finished my business a while ago" "But I needed to wait for the breakfast shops to open" "It took some time to buy steamed dumplings" "How'd you know I'd still be here?" "I didn't know" "I assumed you were so tired" "You ought to have slept a while" "Either way, if you weren't here when I returned" "I'd drive around to search" "If you'd really gone" "I'd look you up back in Taipei" "How'd you get there yesterday?" "Stole someone's car" "It was that late" "And there were still cars to steal?" "I just had to look around" "It's still hot" "Eat up" "Old Xu" "Happy birthday"