" Mm, hi." " Todd, we need to talk." "Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!" " I need to tell you something." " It's okay, Lurlene." "I found your punch card." "I know they're fake." " Yes, but no." " You slept with the football team again?" "It's okay." "Yes, but no." "I've met someone else." "You're just too... nice." "I want a bad boy." "Hey!" "[Gasps]" "Let me in!" "[Breathing heavily]" "You must be Lurlene's bad boy." " Hi!" " Hey, those are fake!" " You're disgusting!" " I don't know this guy!" "Bye!" "It was great meeting you!" "No!" "No!" "Agh!" "[Screams]" "Tommy:" "Mr. Pickles!" "♪ Mr. Pickles ♪ [metal music]" "♪ good boy ♪ ♪ he's a dog ♪" "♪ people's best friend ♪ ♪ Die!" "♪" "♪ Pickles ♪" "Tommy:" "Mr. Pickles!" "♪ Here he comes for you ♪" "Tommy:" "There you are!" "Good boy!" " Hmm, this milk tastes funny." " Beverly:" "Well, Tommy, our cow, Betty, is pregnant, so right now, we're" " drinking soy milk." " Stanley:" "Ugh!" "I've read that soy has estrogen in it." " Tommy:" "What's that?" " Stanley:" "Well, it's what" " makes a lady a lady." " Beverly:" "A little soy milk isn't going to turn anybody into a lady overnight." "[barks] Beverly:" "Oh!" "[Laughs]" "Mr. Pickles." "Dad?" "I'm Mrs. Milton." "My Suzie and I found this one sleeping on our farm this morning." " Tommy: [sighs]" " Beverly:" "Dad, you lost your" " shoe again?" " Grandpa:" "But Mr. Pickles did this to me!" "Last night, I saw Mr. Pickles huffing gas, then getting into the truck." " Hey!" " Next thing I know, I woke up in a crib next to a baby man at one of Mr. Pickles' fetish parties." "A horse man whipping a pig lady starting grabbing my nipples." "Then a robed man popped out of a cake." " Show us your face!" " Grandpa:" "But it was Mr. Pickles in a doctor's mask." "He started cutting people up" " with a chain saw!" " No!" "Nooo!" "Grandpa:" "He put human heads on his paws and started dancing," "Then he put me in a truck with a bunch of body parts and drove me to the Milton's farm where he stole my shoe!" " Hey!" " And that's how I lost my shoe." "Beverly:" "You and your crazy stories." " Anyway, bye now." " Beverly:" "Please stop by anytime!" "Tommy:" "Dad, what do you do" " when you're in love?" " Stanley:" "Ugh, Tommy, nowadays, love is complicated, but when you really love someone, just tell them how you feel." " Well, I'm off to work." "Bye!" " Tommy:" "Dad's right!" "I'm gonna tell Suzie I love her!" "Come on, Mr. Pickles!" "[panting] Tommy:" "Let's find Suzie's farm!" "Mr. Pickles: [barking]" "Tommy:" "Whee!" "Hi!" "I'm Tommy, and this is Mr. Pickles!" "[Cow moos] [squirt!" "]" " Oops." "Sorry about that." " Tommy:" "That's okay." " At least it's not soy milk." " I'm Suzie, and this is Gertie." "She's old, and her milk's going bad. [Squirt!" "]" " Oops!" " Mr. Pickles: [panting]" "[Growling demonically]" "Tommy:" "Suzie, I wanted to tell you something." "I love you." "Look, Tommy, since my pa starting drinking again, I got to do everything around here..." "milk the cow, feed the pigs, even pay the bills." "Come back when you got a job." "[Cow coughs] Tommy:" "Okay!" "Come on, Mr. Pickles!" "[panting]" "Stanley: # La-la la la la la la #" " # and a la la la la la la la #" " Aah!" "[Tires screeching] Agh, he hit me!" " He hit Wanda!" " Stanley:" "Hey, not I did not." "A-Are you okay?" "At least take me to motel where Wanda live." "Stanley: [grunts] Listen, I'm sorry, but I really" " have to get to work." " Help!" "He hurt me!" "Stanley: [sighs]" "[Giggles]" "Wanda make a friend!" "[Giggles]" "Tommy:" "Well, Mr. Pickles, I guess nobody will give me a job." "Jobs!" "Get your jobs here!" " Tommy:" "I need a job." " You there, step right up!" " Tommy:" "But I'm over here." " [Laughing] Well, of course you are!" "Right this way." "[Horse snorts] Sorry for the mess." "I-I-I've lost my spectacles." "So, what kind of job are you after?" "Tommy:" "I need a job that will help me pay bills 'cause Suzie ..." "Say no more!" "[Laughing] I know just the job" " you need, little lady." " Tommy:" "Huh?" "!" "[Sighs]" " What happened?" " Now, it's off to Jiggly Wigglies with you!" "Mr. Pickles: [whimpering]" "Just go there, and soon you'll be able to pay all your bills, including this one for $20,000!" "[growls] Tommy:" "Come on, Mr. Pickles!" "Oh, and here!" "Five more visits, and your next job is free!" "[humming]" "Beverly:" "Linda!" "What are you selling today?" "Uh, uh, uh, h-how about this shake-a-baby, huh?" "!" " Beverly:" "A shake-a-baby?" " It tell you the truth!" "Shake-a-baby, do birds fly?" "[Shouting indistinctly]" "Mm, no!" "[Birds chirping]" "Uh, see, that is true!" "Birds don't fly!" "I'll sell it to you for $2!" "That's pretty cheap for a shake-a-baby now!" "[Betty moos]" "Grandpa:" "What is it, girl?" "Is it time for the birth?" "Don't worry." "I've been taking la-Moo's classes. [laughs]" "Oh, Betty, we have some fun." "[Betty moos angrily]" "Okay, okay, I'm ready!" "Here it comes!" "It's a... [Betty moos]" "It's a ... my shoe!" "Mr. Pickles put my shoe in ..." "[Betty moos] Hey!" "Get back here, Betty!" "Tommy: [humming] Hiya, there!" "Salutations, young Tommy!" "How you doing to... damn, Tommy!" "Tommy:" "Hi, Mr. Bojenkins!" "Do you know where" " Jiggly Wigglies is?" "!" " Wait, do your parents know" " about your, uh ... hmm." " Tommy:" "Thanks!" "Bye!" "Uh, that was not good, but damn, that boy got some big ol' jiggly wigglies!" "[Laughs] Oh." "[Reins snap] All right, now get out there" " and show them your talents!" " Tommy:" "Huh?" "!" " Both of them!" "Go!" " Tommy:" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "[cheers and applause] [mid-tempo music playing]" "Sir, you dropped this!" "Here you go!" "You're doing a great job." "Just keep moving like us!" " Tommy:" "Okay, like this?" " [Chanting] Boobs!" "Boobs!" "Boobs!" "Boobs!" "Boobs!" "Boobs!" "Boobs!" " Tommy:" "Whoa, whoa!" "Ohh!" " Well, hell-o!" "[Laughs] [whimpering] [mid-tempo music playing]" "[Whimpers]" "♪ Pickles ♪" "Mr. Pickles: [growling demonically]" "[Horse snorts] [panting]" "Stanley:" "Ah, done." "Well, I guess I should get" " to tork now." " Oh, nobody want to be my friend!" " Stanley:" "Uh, I ..." " Agh, help me!" "Please, you stay!" " Stanley:" "But I'm late for work." "Goodbye!" " But if you don't stay and watch TV show together, I tell them you raped me." " Stanley:" "What?" "!" " Help, he raped me!" "Stanley:" "Hey, shh, shh, shh!" "Listen, all right, all right." "[Laughs] Sir, the prince of saturn has" " been murdered!" " Sounds like a job for" " Astronaut Dolphin detective." " But, sir," "Astronaut Dolphin detective was arrested after that space" " goblin told you he raped her!" " Get him out!" "[Dolphin squeaking] [Laughs] [sighs] Tommy:" "And that's why blue's" " my favorite color!" " [slurring] Oh, you're so interesting!" " Say, do you believe in love at first sight?" "!" " Tommy:" "I sure do!" " I'm in love now!" " Me too!" "Hey, I got an idea!" "Do you want to get married?" "!" "Tommy:" "That's a great idea!" "[Laughs]" "I just got to break this to my wife!" "Well, then you can come home and meet my Suzie!" "Tommy:" "You know Suzie?" "!" "[Burps]" "Now that Todd's out, we can be together." "Yeah, whatever." "You still got to lose those 5 pounds." "Mr. Pickles: [panting]" "Who's too nice now?" "Die, you cheating ... holy smokes!" "Mr. Pickles: [panting]" "Huh?" "Uh, can somebody please  let me out?" "[whimpering]" "Hey, look, a cute, little puppy doggy!" "Do I wish miss Goodman would buy this shake-a-baby for $2?" "[Shouts indistinctly] No?" "!" "It really works 'cause I was wishing you would buy it for $3, Miss Goodman!" "Mm-Hmm!" "Beverly:" "Mrs. Milton, back so s..." "Oh!" "Can you believe my no-good drunk of a husband is leaving me" " for some stripper skank?" "!" " Beverly:" "Oh, dear!" " All men are cheaters!" " Beverly:" "No, not my Stanley!" "[Shouting indistinctly]" "Linda, I don't want the baby!" " It's always wrong!" " Shake-a-baby, do I have 10 fingers?" "!" "[Shouts indistinctly]" "Hmm, no?" "See, that is true!" "[Telephone rings]" " Aah!" " Beverly:" "Goodman residence." "Is Mr. Goodman coming in today?" "I want to show him my army fort." "[Munches] Okay, bye!" "Tell Goodman under there to get to work!" "Beverly:" "Stanley never made it in to work." " He's cheating on you!" " Is Mr. Goodman cheating on" " miss Goodman?" "!" " Beverly:" "Linda, please, it's always wrong!" "[Shouting indistinctly]" " Oh!" " Beverly:" "I think we'd better go find my husband." "Stop, there's his truck over there!" "Astronaut Dolphin detective says the space goblin killed the space prince!" "[Moaning] Wait, what's he doing now?" "!" "Astronaut Dolphin detective has fallen in love." "I should have known he'd double-cross us!" "Stanley: [sighs] Ridiculous!" "Now I'm leaving!" "But if you no stay, I tell them you rape me!" "[Giggles] Stanley:" "I would never touch" " another woman!" " Agh, help me!" "Stanley: [sighs] [grunts]" "Beverly:" "Stanley Goodman, how could you!" " Stanley:" "Ah, Beverly!" " Beverly:" "Get me out of here!" " Hey!" " Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "There goes my cheating husband with that skank!" "Stanley:" "Beverly, wait a minute!" "Drink your tea, Abigail." "Oh, Abigail, pretty soon, you'll" " be going off to college." " Hey, out of my way, man!" " Speeders!" " Get back here, you cheating drunk!" " Stanley:" "Beverly!" "Slow down!" " Oh, Abigail, watch out!" "Grandpa:" "Get her!" "[Betty moos]" "Mr. Pickles put my shoe in that cow's lady parts!" "Not now, grandpa!" "[Imitating siren wailing]" " Grandpa:" "Oh, no!" " Mr. Pickles: [panting]" "Tommy:" "Suzie!" "I got a job!" "Will you marry ..." " Meet your new mother!" " I hate you!" " You're not my real mom!" " I'm gonna gut you like a hog, you skank!" " Beverly:" "Hey, that skank is my son!" " Stanley:" "Beverly!" "Carry me, or I tell them you rape me!" " Tommy:" "Hi, dad!" " Stanley:" "Tommy?" "!" "Tommy:" "I'm getting married to Suzie!" "You cheating skank!" "You were supposed to marry me!" "Stanley:" "Hey, don't you ever touch my son again!" "Beverly:" "Stanley, you're out of control!" "Did you force your love on this woman?" "!" "He no rape me, but if you don't rape me, I tell them you rape me!" "[Imitating siren wailing]" "Everybody slow down!" "[Birds chirping]" "Now, what did I miss?" "[All sigh]" "[Cries] Oh, no!" "Gertie has passed on!" "[All sighs] [Betty moos]" "Tommy:" "Look, everybody!" "Betty came to tell us that her baby's coming!" "[barks]" "Tommy:" "I think you should have it, Suzie." " Aww!" " Aww, look, they rape each Other!" " [coughs] Oops!" " Tommy:" "Look, Betty must be having twins!" "[Betty moos]" " Get out of there!" " Grandpa:" "It was Mr. Pickles!" "Beverly:" "Now, who wants real milk with their steak?" "Tommy:" "I do!" "Gertie sure is tasty!" "Grandpa:" "I don't ever want to see the inside of a cow again!" "Tommy:" "Shake-a-baby, does Suzie love me?" "[Grunts] Recharge?" "Oh, maybe the baby needs some milk!" " Stanley:" "Tommy, no!" " Tommy:" "Huh?" "Stanley:" "Um, how did you, you know, uh ..." "Tommy:" "You were right, dad!" "Love sure is complicated." "Beverly:" "And look at what the estrogen from that soy milk did to our son." "We'll get you to the doctor in" " the morning, Tommy." " Stanley:" "Judging by the way" "Mr. Pickles delivered Betty's calf, seems we already have a doctor in the house." "[Laughs] [barks] Tommy:" "Good boy, Dr. Pickles!" "Mr. Pickles: [barks]" "Huh?" "!" "There are my spectacles!" "Huh?" "!" "[ominous music playing] Noooo!" "[high-pitched voice] Mama, mama!" "Baby want milky!" "[low-pitched voice] Baby want milky!" "Milky, milky!" "♪ Pickles ♪ ♪ good boy ♪" "♪ he's a dog ♪" "♪ people's best friend ♪ ♪ Die!" "♪" "♪ Pickles ♪" " I will." " I did."