"May the owner of the Gold BMW, license pate Poh Khor 999, please return to your vehicle immediately." "Or else it will be towed." "Thank you." " Window seat?" " Yes, please." "Just one piece of luggage?" "Boarding is at 10:30 at Gate 69." "You can wait in the lounge inside the terminal." "Thank you." "Where are you flying today?" "Berlin." "Smoking or non-smoking seat?" "You still have smoking seats?" "Yes." "But isn't that against the law?" "Which law is that, sir?" " Non-smoking, then." " Okay, sir." "For the convenience of all departing passengers please arrive at the gate thirty minutes prior to departure time." "Prevent Southern Violence from Boiling over" "Army Suffers Lack of Troops..." "Two Poll Results from Yesterday..." "Shin Corp Sale is Illegal" "No One is Jealous of Thaksin's Wealth" "Attention please." "If any stranger has asked you to carry items on their behalf, please notify security personnel immediately." "please notify security personnel immediately." "Attention please." "In compliance with airport security measures, if you notice any suspicious or unattended baggage, please notify authorized personnel at the nearest service counter." "Normal people like us struggle to save every penny..." "It's disgusting." "On the 4th?" "I'll have to check my schedule first." "Next month's schedule hasn't come out yet." "Excuse me." "Nothing." "The perverted captain just walked by." "I'll check my schedule and let you know if I'm free." "If I can make it, let's meet for drinks." "There are so few passengers, the airport feels haunted." "It'll suck when the new airport opens." "It's so far." "I might quit first, though." "I've been looking for a new job." "Okay, we'll talk laterthen." "Champagne or orange juice, sir?" "Thank you." "We will now be showing a short video demonstrating the safety features of this aircraft." "Please direct your attention to the screen nearest you." "The plane has 6 exits." "Please locate the exit nearest you." "A life vest is stowed underneath your seat." "In the event of an emergency landing, please assume the brace position." "By bending over and holding your head with your hands but do not cross your fingers." "Legs should be positioned with feet together slightly behind the knees." "Take this position immediately when you hear," "Bend over, hold your head,"" "and make your body rigid, especially your neck." "Because there may be more than one impact upon landing, hold this position until the aircraft has come to a complete stop." "Cabin crew prepare fortake off." "The captain has turned off the fasten seat belt sign." "However, we recommend that you keep your seat belt fastened at all times while seated." "Excuse me." "What would you like to drink, sir?" "Bloody Mary, please." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." " Thank you." " It's my pleasure." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Captain Soda speaking." "Welcome aboard Universal Airlines Flight 629 bound for Berlin." "We will be flying over Burma, India," "Iran, Kazakhstan, Ukraine and Russia before landing in Berlin." "We are now cruising at an altitude of 10,300 metres." "The flight time will be twelve hours and twenty minutes." "Any passenger who falls in love with another passenger on this flight should tell her so." "Promise her that you'll be forever decent and faithful and that you'll do anything to make her life happy." "But if she, one day, happens to break your heart and leave you for someone else, you promise not to make her feel bad." "You will suffer the loss and humiliation alone, in silence." "So sit back, relax and enjoy the in-flight entertainment." "We'll be serving supper shortly." "Here's to your feet, angel." "Your wife is very beautiful, sir." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, we will be passing through some minor turbulence." "For your own safety, please remain seated and fasten your seat belt." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, we are beginning our descent into Berlin International Airport." "Please return to your seat and fasten your seat belt." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen, we have now landed at Tegel Airport." "The local time is 7:25 AM." "The temperature is -9ºC." "Please remain seated until the seatbelt sign has been turned off." "Please check your belongings before leaving the aircraft." "Passengers with connecting flights to other destinations in Europe, please contact Universal Airlines ground staff." "Passengers who fell in love during this flight, but didn't have the courage to act upon your desire, we would like to conclude that you blew it." "Universal Airlines hopes you learned something from this and wishes you better luck next time." "Have a pleasant stay in Berlin." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Good bye." "Have a good stay, ma'am." "Thank you." "Good bye." "Have a good stay, sir." "Papers, please."