"(drumroll)" "(rousing orchestral fanfare playing)" "(fanfare ends)" "(clock ticking)" "?" "?" "(ticking continues)" "(mechanical chirping)" "(children shout and laugh)" "CHILDREN:" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing!" "Boing..." "One Grease Cone, please." "Here you go." "Thanks." "?" "?" "(mechanical whirring)" "(pigeons cooing)" "Wa-hoo!" "I'm gonna be a dad!" "I just talked to my wife!" "My baby's gonna be delivered any minute!" "Hey!" "Get out of the way!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "I'm gonna be a dad!" "Congratulate me!" "Wa-hoo!" "Huh?" "Hmm?" "Good for you, Herb!" "(sniffing)" "Don't even think about it. (whines)" "Whoo-hoo!" "Hey!" "Whoa!" "Ha-ha!" "Ha-ha!" "Oh!" "Sorry!" "Hey, how are you?" "Nice to see you." "I'm gonna be a dad!" "Congrats!" "Whoo-hoo!" "(whimpers)" "Hey, Mr. Nuts, did you hear the news?" "Yeah!" "Beautiful day, isn't it?" "(thud)" "I'm here!" "I'm here!" "I'm here." "Oh, honey," "I'm so sorry." "You missed the delivery." "Oh..." "But it's okay." "Making the baby's the fun part." "(sultry saxophone music plays)" "?" "?" "Honey," "I think you've got the wrong, uh... (chuckles):" "No." "I don't need to see the directions." "?" "?" "HERB:" "Push!" "Push!" "Push...!" "(grunting)" "Whoa!" "(laughing) (grunts)" "(grunting)" "(gasps):" "Oh!" "(baby crying)" "12 hours of labor." "Oh, but it was worth it." "Look at him." "Look at him!" "Rodney Copperbottom." "He's got your mom's eyes and my dad's nose." "I knew we were smart to save those parts." "This Copperbottom will do great things for the world-- I can feel it." "Honey?" "What?" "What's that extra piece?" "Oh." "Oh, no, they always put in an extra... (chuckles)" "We did want a boy, right?" "(clears throat)" "This won't hurt a bit, son." "(clang)" "(bawling) (camera shutter clicks)" "(imitates monkey) (crying)" "(babbles baby talk)" "(chuckles) Got your nose." "Got your nose." "Got your..." "Whoa!" "(crying)" "(nervous chuckle) (shutter clicks)" "(crying)" "(clicking)" "(crying quietly)" "(stops crying)" "Dada!" "(babbles)" "(giggling)" "(shutter clicks)" "(Rodney panting) Hi, son." "Are those my big-boy parts?" "They sure are." "Wow!" "They're not... shiny." "Well, they're not brand-new." "They're p... pre-owned, so..." "They're... hand-me-downs, from your cousin, Jeffrey." "And they're only for a year." "(torso clattering)" "(panting)" "(grunting)" "(clamoring voices) (marching band playing)" "?" "?" "Ow..." "Ow!" "Ow-ow!" "Aah!" "RODNEY:" "Hey, Dad!" "Who's that?" "That, Rodney, is Bigweld, the greatest robot in the world." "I thought you were the greatest robot in the world." "(chuckles):" "No, besides me." "He's the head of Bigweld Industries." "He invents things that make everyone's life better." "Could I meet him?" "Sure." "Maybe someday." "Dad?" "Yeah?" "What do you do?" "Me?" "Oh, I work in a big, fancy restaurant." "I'm a dishwasher." "ANNOUNCER:" "And now, live from Robot City, it's the "Bigweld Show"!" "Wa-hoo!" "Oh, yeah!" "Uh-huh!" "Come on, Dad, you're missing it!" "(laughing):" "All right, all right," "Rodney, all right, I'm coming, I'm coming." "I had to bring work home with me again" " I'm sorry." "Mr. Gunk has really been piling it on." "ANNOUNCER:" "And now, the host of our show," "Bigweld!" "Welcome!" "This week, I thought you might like to take a look around Bigweld Industries." "This here is the front gate." "Kind of cute, ain't it?" "(upbeat music playing)" "Good morning, Tim." "Good morning, Mr. Bigweld, sir!" "Tim, who closed the front gate?" "Well, I just thought since, uh..." "Oh... we never shut the gate, Tim." "Shutting this gate means shutting out fresh ideas." "You see, every day robots come here from hither and yon, bringing us new ideas." "(sneezes)" "And I listen to every single one of them." "(beeps) Hmm?" "(beeping)" "Hmm?" "Aah!" "(soft gasp)" "So remember, whether a bot is made of new parts, old parts or spare parts, you can shine no matter what you're made of." "He's talking to me, Dad." "He sure is, son, he sure is." "BIGWELD:" "Okay, folks, let's get to inventing'!" "BIGWELD:" "You, know, I love to tinker, but all the tinkering in the world isn't useful unless it starts with a good idea." "(screams)" "So look around for a need, and start coming up with ideas to fill that need." "One idea will lead to another, and before you know it you've done it!" "See a need, fill a need." "That's it, Dad." "I have to look for... (snoring) ...a need." "?" "?" "(mechanical whirring)" "Easy, now." "(chuckles)" "(squeaky chuckle)" "(squeaky grunting)" "(gasping)" "(grunting) (squeaky laughing)" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Hey there, sport!" "(muffled squeak)" "Oh." "Hi." "These are your 12-year-old parts." "They're..." "Hand-me-downs." "I-I know, Dad." "(muffled squeak)" "I don't mind." "They are from your cousin..." "Veronica." "(sing-songy):" "You know how popular she is." "(groans)" "(muffled squeaks) (Rodney grunts)" "(squeaky giggling)" "("Pomp and Circumstance" playing over cheers)" "(shutter clicks)" "(rock music playing) (robots talking)" "Thanks." "(whirring, clattering)" "(whirring dies down)" "(crunching)" "(duct tape unrolling)" "(chuckles):" "Oh." "Oh, hey." "Hey." "Soon as you reach the age where your warranty expires, you start falling apart." "Pretty soon there's gonna be more duct tape than me." "Can I try it now, Dad?" "(stammers):" "Oh." "Oh, Rodney... uh..." "Have you worked all the kinks out of it yet?" "Come on, this is gonna make your job easy." "I invented it for you." "Okay." "Let's try it." "Great!" "Okay, this is it." "(squeaky fanfare) Wonderbot, go to work!" "(squeaky exclamation)" "Whoa!" "Look out!" "(funky music plays)" "(high-pitched grunt)" "?" "When the world counts you out ?" "?" "When you're lost, and you doubt ?" "?" "That you're good enough ?" "WONDERBOT:" "Wa-hoo!" "?" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "?" "When you're out on your own ?" "?" "And you're feeling all alone, just keep hanging on ?" "(Wonderbot squeaking)" "?" "Mm-hmm ?" "?" "'Cause it don't matter ?" "?" "What you're made of ?" "Hey!" "?" "Believe in yourself and keep your head up, yeah ?" "?" "?" "Don't you know that you can ?" "?" "Shine, shine ?" "?" "Shine, it's groovy ?" "?" "You will shine, shine ?" "?" "Shine ?" "?" "And together we will shine ?" "?" "Oh, shine ?" "?" "Shine, ooh ?" "?" "Ooh ?" "(chomps, burps) ?" "Mmm... ?" "?" "Ooh, ooh... ?" "Copperbottom!" "(Wonderbot shrieks)" "Mr. Gunk!" "What is that?" "Oh, that..." "My son made it." "What's it doing?" "Mr. Gunk, please!" "Y-You're making it nervous." "It's wrecking my kitchen!" "I'll stop it." "No!" "(Gunk grunting)" "(coughs)" "Your son, huh?" "It wasn't his fault." "He had nothing to do with..." "Yes, sir, he's a brilliant boy, an inventor." "(squeaks)" "You, clean up this mess." "And you, get out!" "Inventor!" "You're the hand-me-down son of a dishwasher, and that's all you'll ever be!" "Somebody scrape this crud off of me." "And serve it to the customers." "Round-trip or one-way?" "One-way." "(relieved sigh)" "There you are!" "I told you I'd find him." "It's a mother's instinct." "Instinct?" "He left us a note." ""I'm leaving." "I'll be at the train station."" "Never mind." "Pick up that suitcase." "You're coming home right now." "No, Mom." "I have to do this." "I'm going to Robot City tonight." "I'm gonna get a job, and I'm gonna help Dad pay back Mr. Gunk." "Talk to him." "Uh..." "R..." "Robot City?" "!" "You're just a kid!" "I'm never gonna be someone here." "I want to be an inventor." "I want to meet Bigweld." "I want tobesomebody." "You are somebody." "Somebody who's not getting on that train." "Yes, I am." "Talk to him." "One ticket for Robot City." "Where are you going?" "Not me." "Him." "MRS. COPPERBOTTOM:" "But..." "Rodney... did you know that when I was your age," "I wanted to be a musician?" "I played pretty well, too, but... but my dad was worried that" "I wouldn't be able to make a living, so I got refitted to be a dishwasher." "Now, I'm not complaining, but..." "I've always said to myself, if I could do it over again, I would follow my dream." "You've got greatness in you, Rodney." "Never doubt it." "You go to Robot City." "You go meet Bigweld, and you show him your big ideas." "And, Rodney, never, never give up." "?" "?" "(Mrs. Copperbottom crying)" "(sobbing):" "All aboard!" "(clearing throat)" "Mom..." "(train slowly chugging)" "I won't let you down, Dad." "I'll make you proud." "I know you will." "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "(clamoring voices)" "Wow!" "'Scuse me, I wonder if you..." "Yeah." "I wonder if you could..." "Gave at the office!" "Oh." "Could you direct me to Bigweld Indus..." "What?" "Perfect!" "That'll be 50 bucks." "50 bucks?" "!" "For what?" "A beautiful picture of your first moment in Robot City." "There, I've captured your second moment." "That's another $50." "Are you keeping track?" "(cash register ring)" "Come on, work with me, work with me." "More pout, less pose." "That's great-- inside of you is a fashion model just waiting to throw up." "Give me those eyes, big eyes, big eyes." "Give me big, anime eyes." "Yeah, loving it, loving it, loving it!" "I don't want any pictures!" "You don't?" "No!" "Well, that's all right, there's no film in the camera." "Would you like to buy a map to the stars' homes?" "Where'd he go?" "(jazzy music plays)" "(barking)" "(coins rattling)" "Psst, buddy, want to buy a watch?" "ALL (whispering):" "Don't buy us." "We're fakes." "Next." "(alarm blaring)" "(gasps)" "Hmm." "(whimpers)" "Excuse me, h-how do I get to Bigweld Industries?" "Oh, great... (hip-hop playing) Oh." "(hip-hop continues)" "Uh, n-n-never mind." "?" "?" "(tinny, garbled speaking over P.A.)" "Hi." "Excuse me." "How do I get to Bigweld Industries?" "(tinny, garbled speaking)" "What?" "(garbled speaking)" "(chuckles):" "Oh." "Hey." "Yeah." "Thanks." "(garbled):" "You're welcome, sir." "(voice over P.A.):" "Crosstown Express to Foundry District, with stops at Bigweld Industries and Battery Park only." "Ah." "(bell dings)" "Please tighten all screws, nuts, bolts and detachable appendages." "Riders with high oil pressure are advised to take the local." "Thank you, Oh!" "(sighs) and have a nice day." "(mumbles, snores)" "(snoring)" "No, no, not that one... (snores)" "(goofy laugh)" "(drowsy sigh)" "Whazzit...?" "Oh." "Say, are you following me?" "No." "First time on the Crosstown Express?" "Well, actually, I..." "Oh, boy!" "Well, good luck in the big city." "If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere." "And if you can't make it here, welcome to the club." "Wow!" "Oh, no." "What?" "What is it?" "We're going off the track!" "We're going to crash!" "What?" "!" "I don't want to die!" "BOTH:" "Whoa!" "(screaming)" "(grunts)" "(cracking)" "(laughs):" "I was just kidding." "Whoo!" "Just put your head between your legs." "Huh?" "Whoa!" "(Rodney screaming)" "Yeah!" "(hollow whooshing)" "Whoops!" "There goes my stop." "(hollow clanging)" "(whirring)" "Yo!" "I'll tell you, the things that fall off me..." "It's embarrassing." "?" "?" "(whooshing)" "(shouting)" "(dinging)" "(retching)" "Sorry." "?" "?" "You know what?" "It used to be a lot worse." "They had this giant hammer... (gasps) Oh, they brought it back." "(screams)" "(speaking gibberish)" "?" "?" "(soft whooshing)" "(clinks softly)" "(grunting)" "Just stick with me, kid." "I know this town like the back of my hand." "Hey, that's new." "(screaming)" "(laughing)" "?" "?" "(footsteps clinking)" "Wow!" "TIM:" "Yoo-hoo?" "Excuse me?" "Can I help you?" "Sorry, I-I..." "Hey, you're Tim from the TV show!" "That's me." "Well, hey, Tim, who closed the gate?" "It's never supposed to be..." "Yeah, okay, what do you want?" "Hmm?" "Oh." "I'd like to see Mr. Bigweld." "I'm an inventor." "(dramatic shout)" "Oh!" "Why didn't you say so?" "Stand back." "(gate rumbling)" "(water splashing)" "(choir singing)" "Thanks!" "(thud)" "What?" "!" "(laughing)" "I gotcha!" "You see, 'cause you were all excited, and then boom!" "(laughing)" "All right, I had my laugh." "Go on in." "(gate rumbles) (choir sings)" "Whoa, hey!" "(laughing)" "(clanging) Now, that's funny!" "The second time." "You really think I'm going to let you in... (laughing) but I'm not." "Sorry, kid." "Nobody gets in." "Company rules." "Company ru...?" "Well, then, how do they hire new inventors?" "They don't." "Those days are over." "My advice:" "mm, come back two years ago." "Then the job is yours." "(laughing)" "(laugh echoing)" "(laughing turns into coughing)" "BIGWELD:" "So, remember, whether a bot is made of new parts, old parts or spare parts, you can shine no matter what you're made of." "My goodness, what a remarkable legacy." "Concern for the common robot." "You don't come across old-fashioned values like that anymore, friends..." "and for good reason." "There's no money in it!" "(murmuring gasps) Hello?" "!" "Memo to Bigweld:" "we're not a charity!" "That's why old Fatface no longer sits in the big chair." "He's a relic!" "So I don't want to hear another, "Where's Bigweld?"" "(imitating baby whining)" "We'll see him next month at the Bigweld Ball!" "He always goes to that." "(clicks)" "(screams)" "Now, let's get down to the business of sucking every loose penny out of Mr. and Mrs." "Average Knucklehead." "What's our big-ticket item?" "("Eye of the Tiger" playing)" "Upgrades, people, upgrades." "That's how we make the dough." "Now, if we're telling robots that no matter what they're made of, they're "fine", how can we expect them to feel crummy enough about themselves to buy our upgrades and make themselves look better?" "Therefore, I've come up..." "with a new slogan:" ""Why be you, when you can be new?"" "(groaning) I got to tell ya," "I think it's brilliant, but-but honestly," "I'd like to hear what you employees think about this." "(cheering)" "Out of the ballpark, Ratchet." "(buzzing and squeaking)" "Just don't look down." "(squeaks)" "(squeals)" "Whoa!" "(Rodney shouting)" "(Wonderbot squealing)" "Whoa!" "Hey!" "(chirps) Get off!" "Ow!" "Get off!" "Shoo!" "Go on!" "Get off!" "G..." "Ow!" "(screams)" "Get off me!" "(screams)" "Cappy, you, uh... you haven't said a word." "It gave me chills." "Thank you, thank you." "But..." ""But"?" "(staff gasps)" "I'm just wondering, why would robots buy new upgrades if parts are so much cheaper?" "Oh, right." "Well, that's easy, because, as of today, we are no longer making spare parts!" "(staff gasps)" "Do you know what I call robots who can't afford upgrades?" "Scrap metal." "You see them on the streets, misshapen and rust-covered." "They turn your insides out." "You want to run home and scrub yourself." "Now, Cappy," "I want your department to push our new slogan." "In fact, I'm moving you into the office right next to mine." "We'll be working very, very closely together on this one." "Won't that be fun?" "Oodles." "(grunts) (staff gasping)" "Uh... uh... (buzzing)" "(yelling)" "Oh, so sorry." "I-I..." "What the...?" "!" "Sir, uh, uh," "(squeaks) I am a young inventor, and... and it has been my dream to come to Robot City and... and to present my ideas to Mr. Bigweld... who doesn't seem to be here." "RATCHET:" "Gee, no, no, but while he's away, he left me in charge." "Oh, well, then, let me show you what this can do." "I have a better idea." "(growls)" "Why don't you let me show you what it can do?" "It can do this!" "(staff gasping)" "(squealing)" "(magnetic humming)" "(groaning)" "(crackling)" "(whirring)" "Ow!" "(shouts)" "(grunts)" "So, how'd it go?" "(grunting) (magnetic humming)" "What the heck-heck is going on around here?" "Some... some highly-polished jerk is sitting in... in Bigweld's chair." "Mm, and you're sitting on the sidewalk... magnetized." "(laughing)" "Listen, I'll be back, and I'm going to get to the bottom of this." "Wow, when you pick a lost cause, you really commit." "Where do they make dreamers like you?" "Get lost, freak!" "(laughing)" "(joints whooshing)" "Huh?" "(pinging)" "(groans)" "(pinging) (grunting)" "(magnetic whooshing)" "(grunts)" "(yells)" "(panicked yell)" "(metallic clanking)" "Oh!" "Ooh!" "(grunting)" "Whoa." "Whoa." "Whoa... (yells)" "(grunts)" "(yells)" "(grunts, yells)" "Aah..." "Ha, ha!" "Ooh." "Uh." "Whoo!" "(gasps):" "Ooh!" "(yells)" "CHOIR:" "?" "Hallelujah!" "?" "(yelling)" "(yelling fades)" "(yelling continues)" "(grunts)" "(yelling)" "(grunts)" "(metallic clattering)" "(Rodney grunting) (metallic thudding)" "(deep grunts)" "(chugging gently)" "(chugging continues)" "(metallic creaking)" "(distant rhythmic chanting)" "(chanting grows louder)" "(gravely voice):" "?" "Rattle big black bones ?" "?" "In the danger zone ?" "?" "There's a rumblin' groan down below ?" "?" "There's a big, dark town ?" "?" "It's a place I've found ?" "?" "There's a world going on underground... ?" "(cackling)" "(rhythmic chanting)" "All right, break time." "WORKERS:" "Huh?" "All right, break time's over." "Chop, chop." "(workers groaning) (cackling)" "(gasps):" "Look who's here." "Hi, Mom." "Hi, sweetie." "How's my boy?" "Great!" "I did just what you told me." "No more spare parts." "In a couple of weeks, all those broken-down losers out there are going to be nothing but scrap metal." "You will be up to your bloomers in broken, outmode junk." "Such a good boy." "And after you finish off Bigweld, there will be nobody out there to fix them." "Exactly!" "You... you want to swing that one by me again?" "Idiot!" "Those outmodes look up to him." "Suppose he decides to come back." "Aw, come on, Mom." "He's not going to be any trouble where he is." "What are you afraid of?" "Grow some bolts." "Or do you want to end up like your father?" "Hey, son, good to see you." "Think what it would mean." "Not Bigweld Industries" "Ratchet Industries." "Keep talking." "Ratchet City!" "Yes, everything shiny." "No more Bigweld... (Ratchet laughing maniacally) ...no more outmode!" "Let's do it!" "That's my boy." "?" "All the trucks unload ?" "?" "Beyond the gopher holes... ?" "(both laughing)" "(laughing)" "Are you hungry?" "Can I get you something?" "You look thin." "No, no, no, Mom." "I gotta go." "Bye." "Oh, bye, Pop." "So long, son." "Good luck with your dastardly plans." "?" "There's a world going on underground. ?" "(high-pitched, Spanish accent):" "?" "I'm a little teapot ?" "?" "Short and stout ?" "?" "Here is my handle, here is my spout ?" "?" "When I get all steamed up, hear me shout ?" "(deep voice):" "?" "Just tip me over ?" "?" "And pour me out. ?" "(laughing)" "Hey!" "(mutters, screwdriver clatters on floor)" "Hi, there." "(groaning) Listen, if I seem to be getting smaller, it's because..." "I'm leaving." "Foot, don't Ow!" "fail me now." "Stop!" "Hey, you got my foot!" "(rattling)" "(dramatic music plays)" "(rattling)" "(whimsical music plays)" "?" "?" "Oh!" "Ow!" "(spits)" "Oh, great." "Happy now?" "Not until you give me back my foot, you mugger." "I am not a mugger." "I happen to be... (grunts) ...a scrounger." "I didn't know you were at the end of that foot." "Oh, here." "Let me help you with that." "No, no, no, I'll do it myself." "I have my pride, you know." "(whistles):" "Over here." "Oh, no, no, no, not that clo... (grunts):" "Hold on, hold on." "Ow!" "No, no, no!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "(grunts)" "Oh, what's the use?" "There's nothing left." "Hey, Diesel," "I found you a voice box." "(speaking Spanish excitedly) (crowd cheering)" "Goal!" "Goal!" "Goal!" "Goal!" "(voice box clatters)" "Uh, here's another one." "(high-pitched barking)" "That's no good." "Give me that." "(growling)" "Oh, I can never find parts in my size." "(Fender screaming)" "(barking)" "(gasps):" "What is it, boy?" "(barking) (chuckles)" "Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?" "Lost weight?" "(laughs)" "Look at..." "will you look at..." "He's a head in a basket." "We're doomed." "I knew it." "We're doomed." "Yeah, will you shut up, you neurotic nut?" "Why, I'd-I'd smack you if I had a hand." "(metallic clanking)" "Wow, speak of the devil-- here I come." "(loud thud) Ow!" "Daddy!" "Whoa, check this out." "Who would throw away such a cute little doodad?" "(squeaks)" "Aw, don't be scared." "RODNEY:" "Hey, that's mine." "That's him." "That's the guy." "I would know that face..." "I know that face, and I know that foot." "Psst!" "He's over there, moron." "That's the perpetrator." "He knocked my head off." "You want another piece of me?" "All right, buster, if you think you can mess with my big brother, you're... you're kind of cute." "Piper, would you behave yourself?" "(grunting)" "Now, come on, let's get Fender fixed... again." "Here's your thingamabob." "By the way, the name's Piper." "Rhymes with "viper."" "(hisses)" "See you around." "(yelps)" "(clears throat)" "We've told you a hundred times... (with Spanish accent):" ""Don't talk to strange men."" "(normal voice):" "Thank you, Manuel." "I talk to you." "Who's stranger than that?" "I got good news, and I got bad news." "What's the bad news?" "I checked the stock book." "As of today, they're no longer making parts for your model." "You have been officially outmoded." "Outmoded?" "Well, that's fine." "What's the good news?" "!" "Well, when we had your parts, they were on sale." "(laughing)" "(laughing, then crying)" "(mournfully):" "How could this happen to me?" "I'm practically a kid." "Geez, look..." "This can't be happening." "...pull yourself together." "All you need is an upgrade." "ALL:" "Whoa!" "Mm, that new upgrade smell." "Just came in, fully loaded." "Look." "It's got cup holders, standard." "Does it come in plus sizes?" "Sure." "Take a look at the new Bigweld spring collection." "(oohing and aahing)" "I can't afford that fancy stuff." "All I need is one stinking neck joint." "Oh... why... did... this..." "happen... to... me?" "!" "(bell rings)" "FENDER:" "Oh, oh, ah, ah." "Ah." "I'm hurting me." "Idiot." "Sorry, pal, it's either upgrade or the Chop Shop for you." "The Chop Shop?" "(wailing)" "I'm fine, I'm fine." "Look, no hands." "Whoops." "Hey, hey, hup-hup-hup, ho, up and, uh, ta-da." "I'm back." "Miss me?" "No one's going to the Chop Shop." "That's right." "What do you think we can get for him?" "Not that I've been thinking about it, but I..." "Will you stop?" "!" "Listen, shiny pants, you get back there and find a part for my brother." "We are not junk, we are not scrap, and we will not be treated this way." "(air whistling)" "I'm sorry." "I don't have the parts." "Well, do you have two washers, an S-spring and some fast weld?" "I can fix you, easy." "(deep voice):" "The Force is strong with this one." "(deep, muffled breath)" "(loud hip-hop music playing) (indistinct chatter)" "When was the last time you got oiled?" "Oh, I can't really answer that with my kid sister right here." "Can it, Fender." "Hold still." "Th-This might tickle." "We haven't been properly introduced." "I'm Fender." "It used to be Bumper, but had to change it when we came into the country." "Copperbottom." "Rodney Copperbottom." "(snooty accent):" "Riddle me this-- why did I meet you among the garbage?" "Well, today, I tried to get in to see Bigweld." "(all chuckling)" "Well, if you find him, tell him we really need him to come back." "He cared about bots like us." "Well, what I heard is that they done him in, and they left the rest of us to fall apart." "Well, that ought to do it." "Look at that." "And he fixed my ne-e-e-e-e-ck." "(gasps):" "Sweeper!" "(all gasping) Sweeper?" "FENDER:" "Make yourselves scarce." "(chugging)" "What's the big deal?" "Well, if you're an outmode, like Fender..." "Hey." "They sweep you up and take you to the Chop Shop." "Where they melt you down and turn you into something else." "You mean...?" "(boings)" "(whispers):" "Yep." "(mutters):" "Sweepers." "Well!" "Here's one outmode you're not going to get!" "Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah." "Nah-nah-nah-nah... (clatters) Whoops." "(beeping)" "(gasps)" "(beeping)" "Fender, run!" "(gasps)" "(screaming)" "(beeping)" "(all laughing)" "PIPER (laughs):" "Oh, that was close." "FENDER:" "When in Robot City, guests of the Rusties-- that's us-- stay at Aunt Fanny's boarding house, where our motto is, "Beats rusting' outside."" "(chuckles)" "Let me just let her know you're here." "Aunt Fanny!" "We brought someone." "WOMAN:" "I'm in the kitchen." "Are you sure your aunt won't mind?" "Relax." "She's not my aunt." "She just takes in bots who are, um... broke. (laughs)" "Bless her little heart." "Well, then, why is she called Aunt Fanny?" "FENDER:" "Couldn't call her Aunt Booty." "Whoa!" "(clattering) Oops!" "Oh." "Oh, scrap!" "She's a little artsy-fartsy." "AUNT FANNY:" "Oh..." "The artsy's okay, but once she gets fartsy..." "AUNT FANNY:" "Oh!" "Look at... (clattering)" "Oh, right on my shoes." "I'm so clumsy." "I..." "Well, hello there!" "What's your name?" "I'm Rodney Bigbottom." "No!" "I'm no..." "I'm Rodney Copperbottom." "Copperbottom." "That's a wonderful name!" "Bigbottom." "(metallic roaring)" "(grunts)" "Well, I just... (groans)" "What happened to your friend?" "He's been rear-ended." "Oh!" "Oh!" "There you are!" "(Aunt Fanny giggles)" "(Southern accent):" "Aunt Fanny, he needs a place to stay." "Well, just make yourself at home." "Thank you." "That's very kind of you." "My pleasure." "See a need, fill a need." "Hey, just like Bigweld." "Oh, Bigweld." "That's a lot of robot." "(grunts)" "(clattering)" "Come on." "You can bunk with me." "We'll ignore the gossip." "(mechanical dinging)" "(pop music playing)" "FENDER:" "You missed a spot." "(shrieks)" "Fender, get out of my room!" "I'm not in your room." "I am now." "No, I'm not." "I am, not, am, not..." "Get out of my room!" "(whirring) (mechanical dinging)" "(trickling)" "Oh, man, this is my third oil change today." "Something's wrong with me." "(laughs):" "Oop." "Sorry." "(dinging, gears clanking)" "FENDER:" "Here we are." "Home sweet home." "What's mine is yours." "Oh, dear." "I'll get them." "Oh, look." "Look at that." "Oh, now they're arm wrestling." "(speaking high-pitched gibberish)" "(speaking gibberish in deep voice)" "Could you separate them?" "Hurry!" "(arms groaning)" "My backside itches." "(mechanical creaking)" "(quiet snoring)" "?" "?" "(squeaking)" "(flatulence)" "I know that sounds bad, but I'm just... doing musical arm farts." "(rhythmic squeaking)" "You know how to do those?" "They're hard to do because we're made of metal, but that's where the skill comes in." "I'm real close." "Listen." "(muffled splutter)" "No, wait." "(high-pitched squeak)" "No, wait, wait." "(airy expulsion)" "Tell me that didn't sound like a..." "like an old man." "(trilling flatulence)" "(quiet laughter)" "You know, I'm a little tired." "Maybe tomorrow." "Oh." "Kind of a rough day, huh?" "Kinda." "My dad's probably sitting by the phone waiting for his brilliant son to call and tell him what a big success my first day was." "I know, it's not your problem." "If you burden your friends, soon you won't have any." "What are you, a fortune cookie?" "That's what friends... (laughs)" "You consider me your friend?" "Sure." "What else would I consider you?" "I don't know." "An embarrassment, a way to rebel against your parents, a desperate cry for help." "The list is endless." "Let's just stick with friend." "You know, Rodney, even though you had a discouraging day, remember, there's another one coming tomorrow." "You know, my last roommate jumped out that window." "Hey, Fender." "Hmm?" "(passing wind sound)" "Yeah, baby, let it rip." "(laughs)" "(squeaking, high-pitched flatulence)" "(laughter)" "CRANK:" "Hey, guys, come on, what are you, three years old?" "This is how a man does it." "(loud flatulence)" "PIPER:" "You guys are so gross." "Besides, this is how you do it." "(sputtering flatulence)" "AUNT FANNY:" "Hey, kids, get a load of this." "(low, rumbling flatulence)" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Open a window!" "PIPER:" "Aunt Fanny!" "We were using our arms." "...light a match." "(Lamppost sniffs)" "AUNT FANNY:" "Oh." "PIPER:" "Ew." "AUNT FANNY:" "Excuse me." "LAMPPOST (coughing):" "Lady... please." "Ew... (coughing):" "See a doctor." "(clattering)" "(mumbling)" "AUNT FANNY:" "Breakfast!" "This will perk everyone up." "Some of Aunt Fanny's fresh-brewed" "(gurgling) grease." "Yum." "Mmm." "AUNT FANNY:" "Careful, it's hot." "(sniffing)" "(sighs)" "(hiccups) Wowee." "So what are you guys doing today?" "We're doing it." "What about you?" "Mr. Bigweld's disappeared, and you're just sitting here." "I think that's already been established." "Well, I got to find out what happened to him." "Hey, you want my advice?" "Sure." "Forget it." "Never try, never fail." "Those are the words I live by." "Crank, the idol of millions is gone, and no one seems to care!" "There should be an angry mob out there." "(clamoring voices)" "What the...?" "(loud, indistinct chatter)" "Wow, that was great, psychic friend." "Now say, "Money should be falling from the sky!"" "Say it!" "(crying):" "Say it." "(loud, excited chatter)" "Sorry, folks." "All sold out." "Nothing but upgrades from here on in." "But I like myself just the way I am." "(glass tinkling) Oh." "We can't afford upgrades." "This is unfair." "Let's get him." "Hey, hey, hey." "Huh?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Don't throw me!" "Hey, isn't that the guy that fixed Fender's neck?" "Yeah, that guy fixes bots." "(screams)" "Yeah, that kid can help you." "Pace yourself." "You're about to get very popular." "(loud chatter)" "Only those with insurance." "(clamoring stops)" "Oh, I forget." "Everybody, come on." "(loud, excited chatter)" "Parts, man, I need parts." "You don't look that... (clattering) ...bad." "Hey, everybody..." "spare parts!" "Wait a minute, wait a minute!" "What's wrong with you robots?" "You should all be ashamed of yourselves!" "Why do you have two noses?" "One's for showin', one's for blowing'." "(squeaks)" "Sorry." "Hey, could you look at my arm?" "Uh, nice grip." "Like iron!" "I can't get rid of this spare tire!" "I am losing my mind!" "Back off." "Back off!" "He's got his own dreams that won't come true!" "See a need, fill a need." "Wait!" "Who wants to get fixed?" "(excited shouts)" "(whimpers)" "(all grunting)" "(alternative rock song playing)" "?" "Don't need to hear about your plans ?" "?" "Just give me the bottom line, kid ?" "?" "Don't tell me what you could've done ?" "?" "Or what you should've done ?" "?" "?" "Tell me what you already did" "?" "Tell me what you already did ?" "?" "What you already did, what you already did ?" "?" "Tell me what you already did ?" "(singing operatically)" "(stops singing)" "?" "Figaro... ?" "?" "Figaro, Figaro... ?" "?" "?" "I don't think you understand" "?" "A break like this is hard to find, kid ?" "?" "Don't tell me what you're gonna do ?" "?" "Or what you wanna do ?" "?" "?" "Tell me what you already did" "Thanks, Rodney." "You're number one." "?" "What you already did, what you already did ?" "?" "What you already did, tell me what you already did ?" "?" "What you already did, what you already did ?" "?" "What you already did ?" "?" "Tell me what you already did ?" "?" "Tell me what you already did, what you already did ?" "?" "What you already did ?" "?" "Tell me what you already did... ?" "CROWD (chanting):" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney... (smooth jazz saxophone tune plays)" "(moaning)" "Oh, yeah." "I have never felt so relaxed." "Say, do you mind giving me a little scratch between the shoulder blades?" "Ah, there you g..." "Aah!" "Easy, tiger." "(mechanical whirring)" "Oh!" "Hey, take it easy!" "Hey, what are you trying to do, kill... (yells)" "Relax, it's me, your mommy." "How did you get in here?" "!" "I came up the air shaft." "I know you don't like anybody here to see me." "Well, what do you want?" "Someone's fixing them!" "What?" "Someone is repairing outmodes!" "And they are laughing at you!" "Who?" "And are you sure they're not laughing with me?" "Yes." "Oh, so what if one crazy fanatic repairs a few outmodes?" "Who cares?" "Think." "Use those brains I stole for you." "Today it's one-- what about tomorrow when everybody gets the idea this is okay?" "(mocking):" "We can fix ourselves." "We don't need upgrades." "We want Bigweld." "Then what happens to you?" "!" "Okay, okay, take it easy." "We've got to find out who this is and stop him." "Not stop him-- crush him, destroy him." "And by the way," "I brought you a little something for your desk." "(relieved sigh)" "Is there anyone else waiting?" "Let me look." "(gasps)" "A few." "A few?" "!" "What did you expect, Rodney?" "Bigweld was gone, sweepers were on the loose, but then came Copperbottom!" "(gasps):" "I'm getting all staticky just thinking about it." "I'm not Bigweld." "These robots need parts." "Mail call!" "Mail call!" "Copperbottom, this one's from your mom." "FENDER:" "Ooh, ooh!" "Is there anything for me?" "Oh, I got something for you." "(clang)" "That's from my sister." "(slurred):" "I recognize the handwriting." "Is anything wrong?" "I'll say." "His father's got one foot in the junkyard, and if they can't find new parts for him, he's only got a few miles left." "PIPER:" "Rodney, are you really worried about your dad?" "Do you want to go home?" "Well, if I go home, I still can't help him." "We're out of parts." "We've got to get to Bigweld." "He's the only one that can fix this." "(squeaking)" "PIPER:" "He's trying to tell us something." "What is it, boy?" "What's wrong?" "(squeaking)" "Bigweld... is going... dancing!" "AUNT FANNY:" "Of course!" "The Bigweld Ball!" "You can't have the Bigweld Ball without Bigweld." "Well, that's it, then." "I'm going to the Bigweld Ball." "What?" "That's the fanciest party of the year." "You'll never get past the gate." "(up-tempo dance music plays)" "(chuckles):" "Can I help you?" "(thick foreign accent):" "I think a-maybe you can." "This is-a Count Roderick von Brokenzipper!" "Formerly Count Velcro." "Uh, duh..." "Where are the trumpets?" "Beh, beh, uh..." "We were promised trumpets to announce the Count's arrival." "Sorry, Your Grace." "Beat me until you're happy." "(grunts):" "He's happy." "And I'm not feeling too bad myself." "(clears throat)" "Let me, uh..." "You're not on the list." "We're what?" "!" "Once again." "Ow!" "Thank you." "Fine!" "We will go!" "You will explain to your superiors why we were not able to attend your little luau, your barn dance, whatever it is." "But we're leaving, in a huff!" "No, no!" "No, no!" "No, no!" "Please!" "Go right in." "In fact, would the Count like to hit me?" "The Count hit you?" "The arrogance of some people." "I will hit you on his behalf." "Ow!" "(grunting):" "Thank you, Your Grace." "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "(gasps)" "Okay, let's split up. (squeaks)" "If you see Bigweld, come and find me." "(squeaks)" "If anything goes wrong, we'll signal each other." "What kind of signal do you want?" "You want something kind of subtle, like...?" "(garbled mumbling)" "Or...?" "(barking like a seal)" "Oh, how about this?" "(screeches):" "Caw-caw!" "Caw-caw!" "R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R...." "Ricola...!" "Subtle." "Let's get to work." "A screwdriver, please." "Shaken, not stirred." "Yes, sir." "(squeaking)" "(sickly squeak)" "(sickly squeaks)" "(heavy beat playing)" "?" "Everybody dance now!" "?" "(dance music playing)" "(squeaks)" "I'll have what he's having." "(happy shouts)" "You know, Cappy, it's nice that you can see me like this, away from work, see my more casual, fun-loving side." "(choking, gagging)" "Ooh!" "Now... where were we?" "Huh?" "Well, there are never any interesting men at these parties." "(gasps) Hello, ladies." "Fender von Fender, at your service." "Hi." "I'm Loretta..." "Geargrinder." "(chuckles)" "Anyone dressed as badly as you are must be an eccentric billionaire." "(chuckles)" "ANNOUNCER (over P.A.):" "Ladies and gentlebots, now, coming to the stage, the top bot... the big bolt..." "Who's your daddy?" "Mr. Phineas T. Ratchet!" "Thank you." "We now come to the point of the evening where I have the tremendous honor of introducing..." "Excuse me." "our beloved founder..." "Oh." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "Mr. Bigweld..." "Coming through!" "...who, unfortunately, is unable to attend." "(crowd groans) What?" "!" "He sends his apologies, his love and a small box of assorted cookies." "Not coming?" "And what are you doing here?" "What have you done with Bigweld?" "(crowd gasps) What?" "!" "How come we don't see him anymore, huh?" "(chuckles):" "Okay." "Security, we have a party crasher." "Yeah, that's right." "And I had to put all this junk on in order to get in here, so that I could tell Bigweld that you are outmoding millions of bots!" "(gasping) And I know, 'cause I spend all day fixing 'em!" "You!" "(crowd gasps)" "C-C-Caw-caw!" "Caw-caw!" "(salsa music playing)" "(Fender speaking gibberish in Spanish accent)" "Uh, caw-caw?" "!" "Ooh, mamacita!" "Caliente..." "RODNEY:" "Caw-caw!" "(Fender gasps)" "Oh, my darling!" "That is the cry of the deep doo-doo bird." "I must fly!" "Take him for a drive, and bring me back his exact weight in paper clips!" "Huh?" "No!" "No?" "(crowd gasps)" "Um..." "I'll escort him out." "You don't want to look bad in front of your people, do you?" "Hmm, good point." "And when I get back," "I'll show you my casual, fun-loving side." "(chuckling):" "Oh, you..." "Get moving!" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Saving your life." "Come on!" "Let him go!" "Let him go!" "Let him go!" "Get out of here, you idiot!" "Get him!" "Fender, let's go!" "You know him?" "Fender!" "Wait for me!" "Wonderbot!" "(excited shouts)" "(shouts) Get out of my way!" "Hey, Tim!" "I'd like to see Mr. Bigweld!" "Oh, you again!" "Whoa!" "(laughter)" "RODNEY:" "Oh, that was amazing!" "So where do we go now?" "I'm taking you to the train station." "What?" "!" "No way." "You don't know what you're dealing with here." "Ratchet is gonna use your head for a hood ornament." "Look, I'm not leaving until I find Bigweld." "Oh, that's not..." "Can't you take me to him?" "I must be out of my mind." "(engine revs) (gasps)" "?" "?" "Au reservoir, my darling." "Thanks for walking me home." "Thanks for carrying me up that hill." "Until tomorrow." "I shall count the seconds." "So far, I'm up to four." "(chuckles):" "You crazy nut-boy." "Crazy about you." "(sighs)" "(scat singing to tune of "Singing in the Rain")" "?" "I'm singing in the oil ?" "?" "I'm singing in the oil ?" "?" "?" "After all that work and toil" "?" "?" "I'm just slipping in the oil" "(barks)" "?" "?" "I know where I've been sent ?" "?" "?" "I'm covered in lubricant... ?" "My life has turned around." "From now on I am a winner!" "Stop!" "You've made a mistake!" "I'm alive!" "You can't do this!" "?" "Help!" "?" "(doorbell chiming)" "Okay, we tried." "Let's get out of here." "No, no, no." "Something's up." "Look at all these newspapers and this mail." "Oh, come on." "(doorbell chimes)" "They probably stopped delivering these years ago." "BOY:" "Paper!" "(chuckling)" "Late edition." "(growls)" "You say something?" "Nice one of you." "Come on, we got to get you out of here." "(creaking)" "(shrieks)" "Big creaky door." "Perfect." "(grunts)" "(creaking)" "?" "?" "Oh, wow." "Look at this." "This is Bigweld's actual workshop." "I recognize it from his old TV show." "Could you keep it down?" "We're not supposed to be here." "Do you know what these are?" "These are Bigweld's original invention designs." "That's his own writing." "This is strange." "How come it just stops in the middle?" "Look at this." "Remember?" "He used to have these on his show." "Uh, Rodney?" "I don't know how to tell you this, but..." "Why are they so dusty?" "(blows)" "Wait, don't." "Oops!" "?" "?" "?" "?" "This is much more elaborate than the ones on his show." "?" "?" "(gentle clinking)" "(thudding)" "(creaking)" "(shouting) Oh, no!" "(yelling)" "(laughing)" "Oh!" "Rodney!" "What do we do?" "!" "I don't know." "This is kind of a first for me." "Yahoo!" "(surf music playing)" "Ya!" "It's him!" "(squeaking)" "Woo-woo-woo-woo!" "(blubbering)" "Who's the king of the beach?" "!" "Are you all right?" "Well, considering I'm an old fat guy who just crashed to the floor, I'm fantastic." "Now, who the heck are you?" "I'm Rodney." "Oh, I thought you were the dominoes delivery boy." "Come on, let's set them up again, only bigger." "Sir, is this what you've been working on?" "This is why no one sees you?" "(groans)" "Young man, nobody likes a chatterbox." "But there's a terrible crisis, Mr. Bigweld." "We need to talk." "Son, I've got to tell you." "You're making a lousy first impression." "Please, sir, he is your biggest fan." "In fact, he's an inventor, just like you." "Well..." "Show him that thing you made." "Ooh, a device?" "A doohickey?" "A thing-a-ma-jig?" "Now, don't be scared." "Show Mr. Bigweld what you can do." "(squeaks)" "Go on." "It's okay." "(shrieks)" "(whimpers)" "Is, uh, that what it's supposed to do?" "It gets nervous under pressure, but..." "Son, let me give you a good piece of advice." "Yes?" "Give up." "What?" "You're telling me to quit?" "I said, "Give up."" "But "quit" works just as good." "Is that what you did?" "Is that why you're sitting here, letting Ratchet turn robots like my father into outmodes?" "Kid, sometimes you just got to know when you're licked." "But you're Bigweld." "You can fix anything!" "I used to think so." "To me, having the company was all about making life better." "With Ratchet, it was making money that came first." "I became old-fashioned." "An outmode." "Go home, kid." "If he beat me, he's going to beat you." "But..." "The world you're looking for no longer exists." "You missed it." "Find some other foolish dream." "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm very, very... very, uh, busy." "Yeah, I can see that." "All I ever wanted was to grow up to be like him." "(rumbling)" "FENDER:" "Help!" "Open the door!" "Open the door!" "Whoa!" "Close the doors." "Close the doors!" "(yelling)" "(grunting)" "(screams)" "Wow, look at all these parts." "It's a smorgasbord." "Look at that!" "So many things I've wanted all my life, and..." "Oh, that's pretty." "(screams)" "(screaming)" "(grunts)" "(screaming)" "(boinging)" "(yells)" "Okay, Mother, this way." "Oh, let me look, please." "(gasps) I can't bear it." "No peeking, now." "It's a surprise." "Oh, you are a wicked boy." "And look. (gasps)" "For me?" "RATCHET:" "It's got a full tank of gas." "If you're ready to mow, she's ready to go." "Has any mother ever had a better son?" "Oh, by the way," "I found out who's been fixing those outmodes." "So starting tomorrow, these babies are going to chop him up along with all his broken-down buddies and every other walking pile of junk" "I'm sick of looking at." "(laughing)" "Huh?" "What's that?" "(screams)" "(yelling)" "(chuckling)" "(grunting)" "(groaning)" "(gasps)" "(screaming)" "(blabbering)" "(grunting)" "(grunting)" "(shrieks)" "This is so wrong!" "This is so wrong!" "Help!" "(echoing):" "Help!" "CAPPY:" "Rivet Town, please." "One-way." "Hi, Mom." "Oh, I'm... doing fine." "How are you?" "And Dad?" "He's right here." "I'll put him on." "Hey, buddy." "How's it going?" "Hey, Dad." "H-How are you feeling?" "Oh, fine, fine." "I... (coughing)" "I've just been a little under the weather." "(coughs) No, we're just having a little trouble finding your old man a replacement part, that's all. (chuckles)" "But, hey, let's talk about you." "What kind of work are you doing?" "What's Bigweld like?" "Did you meet him?" "Yeah, I-I met him." "But..." "What's wrong, son?" "It's... it's not how we thought it was, Dad." "It's not." "I-I can't..." "I see." "I'm really sorry I let you down." "No, no, no, no, no, no." "You could never let me down, Rodney." "(Rodney sighs)" "Listen..." "I know it isn't easy, Rodney, but a dream that you don't fight for can haunt you for the rest of your life." "Yeah, Dad." "It's up to you, son." "(hangs up receiver)" "Your father loves you very much." "I know." "With our Friends and Family Plan, you can talk to him 500 minutes a month, free nights and weekends." "Yoo-hoo, Rodney!" "Wait!" "(panting):" "Your suitcase." "Thanks, Aunt Fanny, but I'm..." "You know, the others wanted to come and see you off, too." "Well, why didn't they?" "Hmm?" "Oh, they did." "(all groaning)" "Next time, let's split a cab." "Who the heck is she?" "I used to have a figure like that." "FENDER:" "Hurry!" "Come on." "One ticket to anywhere!" "Fender?" "(gasps):" "I have a sister!" "An ugly sister." "Hey, guess what!" "It's the sweepers!" "They're rounding up outmodes and taking them." "What them?" "Us!" "To Madame Gasket's Chop Shop!" "And guess who's really behind it all?" "Ratchet." "You don't want to guess?" "Come on, I ran all this way in cha-cha heels!" "Come on, take a stab." "Ratchet!" "Ratchet!" "Listen to me!" "Listen to me." "We won't last a week!" "Okay, okay." "Settle down." "I got a plan." "Let's all get on that train!" "Yeah." "Come on." "Hey, wait a minute!" "You're all giving up?" "You started it." "Well, I'm ending it." "My mistake was hoping that Bigweld would fight our battles." "Well, he won't!" "It's up to us." "If we don't do something about Ratchet, no one will!" "Come on, let's fight back!" "Fighting never solved anything." "Quitting isn't so productive, either, I got to tell you." "It's the big boy!" "(gasps):" "Oh, be still, my pump." "Kid, if you're going to fight," "I'm going in with you." "You-You are?" "Hey, who's the dame with the sweet keister?" "But why?" "I don't know." "I'm a big guy, and I like women with large..." "No, no, no, why are you going to help us?" "Oh... because..." "I want to grow up to be like you." "Then let's do it." "Come on, gang!" "Let's give that Ratchet an old-school fixing'!" "(cheering)" "Oh, what a man!" "Someone get a crane." "(screeching)" "RATCHET:" "Mother, I'm an adult, okay?" "So stop telling me how to kill Bigweld." "I'm doing it today, how I want, where I want and with whatever I want." "(slurping)" "(spits)" "Okay, boardroom, ten minutes." "I want you both there." "LUG:" "Mr. Bigweld?" "Should we come, too?" "No, no, you stay here and watch Daddy's limo." "Yes, sir." "Right now I'm going inside to kick some booty." "Hey, you know, your boyfriend here is a genius." "What?" "Oh, he's not my..." "He is?" "I am?" "(squeaking)" "Thanks for still believing in me." "(sighs) Ah!" "It's good to be home!" "Toodely-oodely!" "(gasping and murmuring)" "(indistinct conversations)" "No, I use the Brazilian wax." "It makes me feel like every day's a fiesta. (gasps)" "Tell Mr. Ratchet his 10:00 is here." "I'm all over it." "Yes, sir." "(applauding)" "Mr. Bigweld, sir!" "Mr. Bigweld, sir!" "(spitting) Mr. Bigweld, sir!" "(flushing) (gasps)" "(female robot screams)" "Oh, Mr. Bigweld!" "No!" "No!" "Tell him I'm not here." "Tell him anything, just don't let him in!" "Ratchet!" "(screams)" "I'll come right to the point." "What happened?" "Run out of dominoes?" "I'll send you some more." "You're fired!" "Fired?" "On what grounds?" "This company's never been more profitable." "Profits, schmofits." "Oh!" "Now get out!" "No, wait." "Please." "Listen to me!" "You can't do this to me!" "This job is my life!" "It means everything to me." "You don't know what I've done to get here." "The lies I've told." "The lives I've ruined." "This isn't helping me." "Get me security." "Wait!" "Please!" "Can't I just make one more heartfelt plea?" "Okay, what did you want to say?" "That!" "(grunts)" "Oh, my gosh." "I'm as crazy as my mother." "(groaning)" "(grunts)" "(indistinct conversations)" "(gasps)" "Take Fatface to the Chop Shop, and put my name on his parking space." "Let go of him!" "(chuckles):" "Sure." "Listen, kid, it's over." "You lost." "Bigweld is going to be melted down into next season's upgrades, along with you, your moronic coffee pot and Cappy." "Such a waste." "(squeaking)" "Woo!" "(grunting)" "(shrieks)" "(grunts) (squeaks)" "(gasping)" "(grunting)" "(wire snapping)" "(gasps)" "(screaming)" "(yelling)" "Mr. Bigweld, are you okay?" "I'm the prettiest girl at the Harvest Moon Ball." "RODNEY:" "I'll take that as a "no."" "("Low Rider" playing)" "("Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe" plays)" "?" "I've heard people say that... ?" "(gasps)" "Oh... (yelling)" "Out of the way!" "(screaming)" "Rodney!" "(shouting)" "(vibrating shudders)" "FENDER, CRANK AND LUG:" "Road trip!" "Road trip!" "Road trip!" "You guys are so embarrassing." "Watch it!" "Oh, that's Rodney." "He's in some kind of trouble." "I've got to repair him!" "Okay!" "I've got your back!" "(grunting)" "Whoa!" "(sighs)" "Come on!" "We've got to help Rodney!" "No, Piper." "You stay here." "No way!" "Let's be honest." "We're headed for a huge butt-whoopin'." "Oh!" "Whatever happens to us, make something of yourself." "You're the only thing" "I've got to leave behind!" "Bye-bye!" "He's right, Piper." "They're headed for a huge butt-whoopin'!" "?" "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ?" "?" "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands ?" "Oh..." "Ooh!" "(screams)" "(yelling)" "(slowly):" "?" "Daisy, Daisy ?" "?" "Give me your answer... ?" "(grunts):" "Okay, got it!" "(normal voice):" "Rodney!" "What's going on?" "Where are we?" "It's okay." "You're all right." "Whoa!" "(grunting)" "(squeaks)" "(shrieks, squeaks)" "Okay, boys, we got 'em right where they want us." "Boost me up." "(giggling)" "Watch your hands down there." "Huh?" "Rodney!" "We're here to save you!" "(shrieks, grunts)" "(screaming)" "How do you think it's going so far?" "(gasps)" "Whoa!" "RODNEY:" "The plug." "Hold on, guys!" "I got to get to the other side!" "(grunts)" "(gasps)" "Whoa!" "(grunts)" "(grunting)" "Whoo!" "(cheering)" "Whoo!" "We're outta here!" "(gasps)" "(echoing yell)" "(distant rumbling, clanging)" "CRANK:" "The Chop Shop!" "That's it." "Game over." "The game is not over." "This is our moment to shine." "This is where you show what you're really made of." "Huh?" "In my case, it's a rare metal." "It's called "afraidium"." "It's yellow, tastes like chicken." "(clucks)" "(laughs)" "I didn't know I could do that." "Rodney's right." "I am tired of just complaining and never doing anything!" "I..." "I..." "I want to try." "No." "Forget it, I'm sorry." "No, yes!" "I... want to try." "Then you're first." "(grunts)" "First for what?" "They want us to upgrade?" "Then let's upgrade." "(grunting)" "Gasket, you're a sick, twisted, evil robot." "I try." "(Madame Gasket laughing maniacally)" "(dull thud)" "Ah!" "What the...?" "!" "(squeaks)" "(horn honking)" "(tires screeching)" "(engine revs)" "(dramatic music plays)" "(thuds)" "Oh, good!" "Company!" "So, you're the little glob of tin who's been making all the trouble." "Who are these losers?" "We, sir..." "I'm a woman." "Ouch. (glass shatters)" "(with Scottish accent):" "We've come to rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts!" "And you will be defeated by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!" "Yeah, 'cause there's seven of us and only one of you." "(grunting) (grunting)" "Uh, whoa, whoa." "There's seven of us and eight, nine..." "Uh, did you count that one?" "I think so." "Could you all stop moving around?" "!" "This is so frustrating!" "I think I counted one of you twice!" "While you're at it, count these!" "(buzzing)" "(all gasping)" "As soon as we're done with you, these hit the streets!" "This is the last day any outmode will ever see!" "(all whimpering)" "Huh?" "(mechanical grinding)" "Did I miss the butt-whoopin'?" "ALL:" "Uh, no." "Matter of fact, you're a little bit early." "ROBOTS (chanting):" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Rodney!" "Then let's get started!" "Testify, sister!" "Charge!" "Come on!" "(shouting)" "(flickers tongue in a battle cry)" "(grunting)" "(clanging and grunting)" "(engine revving)" "(yelping)" "ANNOUNCER (laughing):" "Oh, no!" "He's got a steel chair!" "Ouch!" "Ho-ho!" "But he's back up into a neck-breaker." "He's up to the top rope." "Look at the hang time!" "ANNOUNCER 2:" "That's sure gonna leave a dent." "(bell dings) Ta-da!" "(honking)" "(gasps)" "(gasps)" "(grunts)" "(grunting)" "Hyah!" "(clanging)" "(grunts)" "Whoa!" "(grunts)" "(riders screaming and groaning)" "(grunts)" "Say hello to my dimpled friend." "(shouting)" "?" "Oh, baby, baby ?" "?" "?" "How was I supposed to know?" "?" "?" "?" "Hit me, baby, one more time." "(screaming)" "(grunting)" "(laughing)" "Huh?" "(squeals) Huh?" "(boings)" "(laughing)" "(whirring)" "(squeaking a battle cry)" "Huh?" "!" "Aah!" "(both grunting)" "(strained groaning)" "(dull sputtering)" "(clanging)" "(growling)" "(grunting)" "Whoa!" "This is going to get greasy!" "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I sure am!" "(yells)" "(creaking)" "(squeals)" "Huh?" "(screaming)" "See a need, fill a need!" "This isn't what I was thinking at all!" "(shrieks)" "(screaming)" "(grunts)" "(shrieks)" "What are you doing?" "!" "Oh, get off me!" "(screaming)" "Let me go!" "Do as I say!" "(yells)" "Get off!" "(shrieking)" "(screaming)" "(explosion)" "Ma!" "(clanging)" "(screams):" "My upgrades!" "(clanging)" "(cheering)" "(applause)" "(laughs)" "It's all right, son." "(sobs)" "You can shine, no matter what you..." "Oh, just stop!" "Come on, Rodney!" "Let's open the gates of Bigweld Industries forever!" "Wait a minute." "There's one thing I need to do first." "MRS. COPPERBOTTOM:" "Herb!" "Herb!" "Honey, what are you doing here?" "It's Rodney, honey!" "Rodney?" "Is he all right?" "Come outside." "Hurry!" "Oh!" "Copperbottom, where are you going?" "What about the dishes?" "(grunts)" "Hey, get back here!" "You'll never wash in this town again!" "(shouts)" "Wha...?" "What is all this?" "The whole town is out here." "Rodney?" "!" "Dad!" "There's someone here I want you to meet." "Is that...?" "That's Bigweld, Dad-- the greatest robot in the world." "Besides you." "I understand you need a few parts." "Well, I..." "I am not one to complain, but..." "Well, then, don't." "I've brought enough parts to make two of you!" "Ladies and gentlebots... (echoing):" "gentlebots... gentlebots... (echoing):" "I came all this way..." "Would you cut that out?" "It's very distracting." "(echoing):" "Sorry... sorry... sorry..." "Where was I?" "Mr. and Mrs. Copperbottom," "I came all this way to tell you in person that your son, Rodney-- the man who got me off my big titanium tuchis-- is now my right-hand bot and my eventual successor." "(crowd cheering)" "FEMALE ROBOT:" "You're my hero, Rodney!" "(chuckles):" "Oh, Mom!" "Son... (grunts)" "Dad, I know you kind of felt bad when I was growing up that you couldn't give me a lot of stuff... but you gave me the most important thing." "You believed in me." "From the second you were born." "Well, Dad, now I want your dream to come true." "Dad, you always wanted to be a musician." "Now be one..." "for everyone to hear!" "(cheering)" "FIRE HYDRANT:" "Good for you, Herb!" "You did good!" "Good job!" "Way to go!" "Now I'm sure I've got a heart, 'cause it's aching." "You'll have to forgive me, uh... (clears throat)" "I'm a little rusty." "(clears throat)" "(scattered laughter)" "(out of tune blaring)" "(gentle cough)" "(improvises blaring jazzy theme)" "Well, there goes our happy ending." "Yo, it's a fusion of jazz and funk." "It's called "junk"." "(playing a beat behind the horns)" "(clunking in time)" "(tires scratch rhythmically)" "(playing a bass line)" "(twanging percussion)" "I love you, Herb!" "(crowd whooping)" "(sustained note blares)" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "Just shake, and you'll feel better ?" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "And shake it ?" "?" "Say it now!" "?" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "Shake till you feel better ?" "(cheering)" "(all whoop)" "(drumroll)" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "And shake till you feel better ?" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "And shake it, say it now!" "?" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "And shake till you feel better ?" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "Try and release that pressure ?" "?" "Get up offa that thing ?" "?" "And shake till you feel better... ?" "Fender!" "Loretta, my darling!" "(sighs)" "Ooh!" "Sorry." "CAPPY (sighs):" "Oh!" "TIM:" "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "Well, I-I-I was on the list!" "Come on, don't you know who I am?" "Wait!" "Whoa!" "(giggles)" "?" "Uh!" "?" "?" "Ooh, ooh ?" "?" "Ooh, yeah ?" "?" "When the world counts you out ?" "?" "When you're lost, and you doubt ?" "?" "That you're good enough ?" "?" "?" "When you're out on your own ?" "?" "?" "And you're feeling all alone" "?" "Just keep hanging on ?" "?" "Mm-mm, 'cause it don't matter what you're made of ?" "?" "Believe in yourself and keep your head up, yeah ?" "?" "Don't you know that you can shine, shine, shine?" "?" "?" "And together, we will shine, shine, shine ?" "?" "Be strong, and you will shine , shine, shine ?" "?" "Shine on, ooh ?" "?" "Ooh, shine on ?" "?" "Sometimes life isn't fair ?" "?" "Seems like nobody cares 'bout you anymore ?" "?" "Mm-mm ?" "?" "Well, as hard as it seems ?" "?" "Nothing's out of reach or impossible ?" "?" "Yeah, yeah, uh!" "?" "?" "'Cause it don't matter what you're made of ?" "?" "Believe in yourself and keep your head up ?" "?" "Don't you know that you can shine, shine, shine?" "?" "?" "And together, we will shine, shine, shine ?" "?" "Be strong, and you will shine , shine, shine ?" "?" "Oh, shine on ?" "?" "Ooh, shine. ?" "(funky music playing)" "?" "Wow ?" "?" "Just take the time ?" "?" "To free your mind ?" "?" "It's bona fide ?" "?" "To move your body ?" "?" "Natural high ?" "?" "Can you feel the vibe?" "?" "?" "Get on the rise ?" "?" "Move your hips from side to side ?" "?" "Let's enjoy ?" "?" "Whoa!" "?" "?" "Let's be a part ?" "?" "Mm-hmm ?" "?" "We can soar ?" "?" "Whoa... ?" "?" "Through heaven's door ?" "?" "Touch the sun ?" "?" "Hey ?" "?" "Let's become... ?" "?" "'Cause the way your energy is affecting me, yeah ?" "?" "?" "Ooh, I wanna party with you ?" "?" "I wanna party ?" "?" "Digging everything that you do ?" "?" "?" "Dancing, in love, it's true ?" "?" "Sure feel you ?" "?" "Mm, mm, mm, mm ?" "?" "Gon' get-get-get, get on down ?" "?" "Gon' get-get-get, get on down ?" "?" "Gon' get-get-get, get on down ?" "?" "Get down... ?" "?" "Ooh!" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "?" "(music ends)"