"Maybe we could do something today?" "Aren't you going to the movies tonight?" "Yes." "I can't." "You must be crazy." "Are you going to take it?" "She didn't come." "Mine didn't either." "Is that Johnny's mobile?" "We forgot to put it back?" "Isn't that my mobile?" ""Let's drop it."" "I'll never forgive you for this." "Johnny...?" "Never!" "Johnny?" "It's breakfast time." "Johnny..." "Are you awake?" "I made breakfast of eggs and bacon and fresh orange..." "I'm sick." "Oh..." "Is it to do with Mette?" "It was perhaps a bit rotten of us." "But Reka was so looking forward to it, then you messed things up." "Isn't one allowed to be sick here?" "Yes... but it's breakfast time" "I've heard already." "Excuse me, then." "A Dangerous Disease" "Kolbein Flateby, a man in his prime." "A retired musician with a brilliant career." "With an illustrious career behind him." "But full of joy and zest for life." "A cultured man with solid finances." "Single, but with a loving family." "An excellent prospect for someone who wants to enjoy life's mature years... in the company of an intelligent, kind and caring man." "That was good." "So that's how it works, eh?" "Yes..." "And it's true, all of it." "The only thing was family." "Should I say what hooligans you are?" "Did Johanna manage this by herself?" "Yes, with a few little tips." "And that's the lady from the agency who's speaking." "Absolutely incredible." "The worst thing is that it works." "Yes, I heard about her." "Who is she?" "What was her name?" "Yes, Greta Garbo." "You are a one..." "So delicious." "Look here, Uncle Calle." "Good, old-fashioned Sunday breakfast." "Old-fashioned?" "Are you thinking about me?" "No, are you crazy?" "Have you told Anders?" "Yes, he's in the bathroom." "Quite a film you made for Calle." "The ladies will be lining up outside." "Let's wait and see." "Tea?" "Yes please." "Where are the others?" "Anders is still in the shower." "And Johnny?" "I don't know." "I'll see where he's got to." "Johnny?" "He said he was sick." "He said that, did he?" "Get lost, Johanna." "What happened to you?" "She's made a delicious breakfast of bacon and eggs." "Because she has a bad conscience." "Bad conscience about what?" "Ask her, as she's so wonderful." "What is it?" "Is there anything you should tell me?" "Me?" "He said he was sick." "I couldn't help it." "He started it, and I apologized, so I'm done with it." "Done with what?" "If he hadn't started lying, the whole thing would never have happened." "I think I left my skirt here." "Skirt?" "I'm just collecting it." "So organised it is here today." "Johanna has made breakfast." "Has she done something wrong?" "I don't know." "What do you say, Johanna?" "Me?" "Do you feel guilty, or something?" "Just because I made breakfast." "Johnny!" "And what was that about?" "It's nice here." "What was it again?" "Have you seen it?" "What?" "My skirt." "You could try looking for it in the bathroom." "Anders is in there." "Huh?" "He's Johnny's cousin." "What's he like, then?" "Very different from types such as Sveinung that you like." "So if you're looking a boyfriend..." "I just came to pick up my skirt." "Hi." "Hi." "You must be the sister of...?" "Yes." "Hi." "Katrine." "Hi." "Anders." "When good advice is expensive." "I don't know what we were thinking of." "Proper foul-up." "What if he doesn't get well again." "Hey, everyone's had a broken heart, including you." "Yes, and I didn't get better." "Nice colour, by the way." "He'll find himself a new one." "Ha!" "Another one?" "Yes, or you." "We'll probably never be together." "But it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all." "Maybe that applies to you." "But it's not certain that Johnny's lost her for good." "If we were to..." "help a little." "How do you mean?" "Hey, Mette." "Hi." "Wait a minute." "What is it now?" "I just wanted to say that Johnny isn't well." "He's sick." "Yeah, so..." "I just thought you should know." "It was our fault that it happened." "We sent the message..." "saying that he wasn't interested." "You?" "We used his mobile phone." "He was at the cinema." "Waiting for you." "He wants to meet you." "He's really upset." "You're lucky." "Without you he's sick." "It's you he loves." "He's at home tonight." "Yes?" "And so?" "If you're interested..." "We were just going to the movies." "Are you coming, Mette?" "Yeah." "You could go and see him." "Not now, in any case." "Afterwards, then?" "Yeah okay." "You nag worse than little kids." "Hey there." "Hi." "Are you still sick?" "No." "Yes, you're very poorly." "It's sad, the flu." "I know it." "It's called Gunhild Flu." "Gunhild Flu?" "Yes." "It may have other names too." "Once it was called the Erna-sickness." "Could it also be called Mette-flu?" "I think so, yes." "Is there any medicine for it?" "Yes, the Gunhild Flu I cured in the following manner." "After brooding for 24 hours" "I went over to her." "It had all been a misunderstanding." "She comes tonight." "Shall I go over to Mette and explain everything?" "It worked out for me." "What have you got there?" "A magic remedy." "I had to search the entire city to find a bakery that was open on Sundays." "No women can resist Cakes." "I have more faith in pizza." "You can try it next time." "Maybe so." "Thank you." "Bye." "Bye." "Hi, Mom." "Hi." "Have you talked to Johnny?" "No..." "I've arranged everything, but everyone has to go out tonight." "Why?" "Mette's coming to visit Johnny." "So there mustn't be anyone here." "Eddie's coming from the school camp." "Can't you come up with something?" "Come up with something?" "Yeah." "I'll see what I can do." "I'm certainly making up for it." "The job is to persuade her." "Is everything under control now, then?" "Yes, shall I buy a pizza for them?" " Yes." "But you must promise me..." "Hey, Uncle Calle!" "Hi." "Can you do me a favor tonight?" "Tonight?" " No, tonight I'm busy." "Oh good." "Then Uncle Calle's out of the way." "Can you talk to Anders?" "Okay." "Then everything is in order." "Hi, Mette." "The message..." "It was..." "I did want to go to the cinema with you." "It wasn't me who..." "Hi, Mette" "Hi." "Oh, hello." "Hey, I just wanted to say that I'm doing like you said." "Oh, with Mette?" "Yeah." "Good luck." "You too." "Is he in his room?" "Yes, we'll put it here so they find it when she comes." "Only how'll he realizes that it's for them." "I'll write a note." "We must make it a little more romantic." "Shh!" "Are you crazy?" "Good, he didn't hear it." "Already?" "Wow, Greta Garbo?" "More beautiful than I could have imagined." "Have I come too early?" "Far from it." "At least I found you this time." "Come in." "Much obliged." "Oh, Something smells delicious here, Calle." "Actually I live..." "How nice it is here." "Yes." "I'd actually thought that we..." "(Surprise!" ") Oh, surprise..." "Ah, it's Johnny." "He takes on so much." "Would you like pizza?" "It sounds delicious." "The Surprise" "Hello." "Hi, Is Johnny home?" "No." "He went out for a walk." "Okay." "Goodbye." "Was there any message?" "No." "Back to us again." "Delicious." "It's very busy here today." "Hello, is that you again?" "Can you say that Mette was here?" "Mette?" "Yes, Mette Simonsen." "He knows me." "Yes, he's talked about you." "About me?" "Wasn't it you he was going to the movies with yesterday?" "Hey, Johnny." "You have a visitor." "Hi." "Would you like to come in?" "Sure." "Sorry about the pizza, Johnny." "But there's plenty left." "No worries." "Shall we take dessert in my room?" "Certainly." "Good bye." "Bye." "Bye." "Have a good time." "Nice to meet you." "You too." "Is that yours?" "Yes." "It's a bit broken now." "I knew another boy who flew one." "Yeah." "When I was in the fifth grade." "He moved to Stavanger or something." "Just as well, really." "He was incredibly childish." "Shall we heat it up?" "Might as well." "I didn't know you were coming here." "Johanna and Reka threatened me almost." "Aren't you sick anymore?" "I only had a slight headache." "It's amazing how childish Johanna and Reka are." "Shame that we didn't get to the movies." "Yeah." "I can't understand why they hate me." "I haven't done them any harm." "Maybe because you're pretty?" "Am I?" "Mmm..." "But why did they...?" "I was supposed to go to the movies with Johanna, but wanted to go with you instead." "Then Johanna and Reka took my phone and sent the message." "Reka." "Her name suits her." "She Looks like she's in first grade." "I think she likes you." "Do you like her, then?" "No." "Not that way." "She's ok, but not like that." "Is there anyone else you'd like to be with?" "I don't know." "And you?" "I don't know, either." "So... you aren't with someone else?" "Someone other than who?" "You aren't going with anyone?" "No, not now." "Neither am I, right now." "But, I wouldn't mind..." "Being..." "being together with someone... being..." "Burn yourself?" "Just a little." "Show me." "Is it there?" "Yeah." "Shh!" "Are you a total idiot?" "I was just..." "What are you doing?" "How childish can you be?" "It wasn't our fault." "Not your fault?" "First, you read my messages." "Then you stand here and spy on us." "Haven't you heard of privacy?" "It wasn't our fault." "It was Uncle Calle." "So it was Uncle Calle... he pushed you back there, perhaps?" "Not exactly, but..." "We were supposed to go when the bell rang, we thought it was Mette." "But it was Calle's lady friend." "Predictable." "Hiding every time the doorbell rings?" "We weren't able to get out." "It was supposed to be a surprise." "Hello!" "Are you here, Mette?" "Yes, I was just going." "No need to to that." "So cozy you guys have it here." "Pizza and all." "Hello there." "Mette." "Sorry it was like that." "I was going to go anyway." "Yeah, but still." "How's your hand feeling?" "It's not hurting anymore." "Subtitles by Oliver Sanderson"