"This is it, dudes:" "my favourite place in Gravity Falls" "Everything I know I learned right here" "A frog told me how to cross a street" "When my house was haunted," "I learned how to eat ghosts" "And this thing taught me how to dance" "I've been jigging for 7 days straight!" "Soos?" ".." "Let him have this" "Congratulations!" "You win!" "Oh!" "Watch out!" "Ooh, cutscene" "Dr. Karate, you killed my father" "Dr. Karate, you killed my father again!" "You take that baaack!" "Fight!" "Yeah yeah yeah!" "Go go!" "Our winner Rumble McSkirmish" "Winners don't lose!" "What?" "You cheated" "You'll take that baaack!" "Round 2" "I'm gonna punch them rough" "Fight!" "Let's gang up on them" "Wendy!" "What's up babe?" "Just putting up some flyers for my band" "I'm leading guitar." "No biggie" "Are you wearing mascara?" "Um, it's eye-paint for men" "Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game" "Ah, yeah, sweet, sweet" "How's about you sit this one out, kid champ?" "But..." "We just started this round" "Hey, relax, man" "I'm just trying to spend a little time with my girlfriend, all right?" "It'll just be one round" "Round 3." "Fight!" "I'm going camping tomorrow with my dad, so I won't be around" "Ah, cool, cool." "Watch out!" "King me!" "It's not fair!" "She doesn't even know what we're playing!" "Go fish?" "Dude." "I think I'm picking up a radio station inside my head" "Try blinking to see if you can change the channel" "We-endy-y!" ".." "Sounds like Robbie" "Robbie?" "Is he that jerky twerp I see making goo-goo eyes at Wendy all the time?" "He called me big dude once." "I mean," "I am a big dude, but it kinda hurt" "Should I sick Waddles on him again?" "Easy, tiger!" "I'll handle it" "O-o-oh!" "Ha-ha, conflict" "Wendy, Wendy-Wendy, Wendy!" "Come on out, girl!" "Come on down!" "You realize she's not here, right?" "Pssh." "Yes." "What?" "She's out camping with her family today" "Maybe if you listened to her for once, you'd know that" "What was that?" "I just said she's not here" "No-no-no." "You wanna get into it, huh?" "Who wants get into it, kid?" "You think I don't know what's been going on, huh?" "It's obvious, you've gotta thing for my girlfriend," "Don't you?" "Don't you?" "What?" "No!" "Come on, man!" "Yeah." "I'm sure she's just dying to ask out 12 year old kid who wears the exact same shorts every day" "Hey, here's an idea." "Why don't I call her right now and see if she wants to go out on a date with you" "Hey!" "Look!" "Don't..." "You don't have to!" "Don't, please, man!" ".." "What are you gonna do, huh?" "What?" "What?" "(Hello?" ")" "My phone!" "I'll buy you a new one" "Oh no." "You're not getting off that easy!" "Hey, I know a fight when I see one" "Stay right there!" "You, me, Circle Park, 3 o'clock" "We finish this!" "Oh, he's gone" "I was just gonna call the boys over to place a few bets" "The smart money's on skinny jeans" "What was I thinking?" "I can't fight!" "I've never been in a fight before" "Look at these noodle arms!" "Just bonk him over the head" "It's nature's snooze button" "Boys!" "Why can't you learn to hate each other in secret?" "Like girls do" "Sure, listen to your sister" "Maybe you can share dresses too" "Ha-ha-ha Boom!" "Maybe he'll just forget about it?" "Maybe it'll all blow over" "I don't know Dipper." "Teenagers are dangerous" "Those hormones turn them into killing machines" "Really?" "Oh yeah dude." "My cousin Reggie got in a fight with teen once" "The guy broke like..." "All his arms..." "All his legs..." "I think he killed him or something, I don't know" "Me and Reggie were just talking about it" "I can't stay here." "What if Robbie comes back?" "I gotta hide!" "Look kid." "You've got yourself a choice here" "You could either go face him like a man or you can hide indoors, like a wimp" "What will it be?" "Wimp it is" "Come on, Soos." "Robbie is twice my size!" "I mean, what would getting myself killed accomplish?" "I just need to hide here until 3 o'clock passes" "This day will never end" "Relax, Dipper." "Just try not to think about Robbie" "Girl, why you ackin' so cray-cray?" ""Why you ackin' so cray-cray" will be back in a moment" "Poor Dipper" "Hiding from Robbie, unable to face his fears" "Fears are for chumps." "That's why I don't have any" "You want me to go get a ladder?" "— We don't have one — What?" "You know, study shows that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun" "That's why I own ten guns:" "in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder" "Grunkle Stan!" "Why you ackin' so cray-cray?" "You're the one who's ackin' cray-cray!" "I gotta go now" "Why would Grunkle Stan be so weirded out by ladders?" "Of course!" "I think he has a secret fear of heights!" "We'll have to test him to be sure" "Or we could leave well enough alone" "Na-a-ah!" "I wonder what it's gonna be like to go inside a video game for real" "I should have thought of this years ago!" "Stupid Robbie, such a jerk" "Round 4." "Fight!" "K.O." "Continue?" "A winner never runs away from a fight!" "That's easy for you to say" "You have more than one life!" "I wish one of these guys could fight Robbie for me" ""To unleash ultimate power?"" "I do like things that are ultimate" "Back, back, hold, forward, back, forward, down, hold, quarter, circle forward, triple punch!" "I guess it didn't work" "Uh..." "Soos?" "Select your character!" "Uh..." "Rumble McSkirmish?" "You're real?" "High five!" "Ow!" "Your pixels are really sharp!" "Greetings child boy!" "I'm Rumble McSkirmish from a USA!" "Punch Kick Punch Kick!" "Ow!" "Cool!" "Change machine!" "Change me into a powerful wolf!" "With Rumble around Robbie will be so scared I won't even need to fight him" "I've got the world's greatest fighter to be my bodyguard!" "I need power-ups!" "This is so amazing!" "I've got to show Soos!" "Soos?" "Help!" "I'm trapped in a game!" "It was cool in theory but in practice it was really boring" "It's not just a game anymore" "Alright Waddles." "It's time to begin" "Operation Get Stan Over His Fear Of Heights!" "I came up with that name" "Happy Great Uncle's Day!" "There's a Great Uncle's Day?" "Of course it's not a day I've made up" "High heels!" "You shouldn't have" "Seriously." "What..." "What is this?" "What's wrong?" "Are you saying these heels are too high?" "Do they make you uncomfortable?" "— Maybe — Admit it!" "Admit you have a fear of heights!" "What?" "That's why you bought me these?" "You should be ashamed of youself!" "And on Great Uncle's Day no less!" "But no, I don't have a fear of heights" "We now return to world's most terrifying skydiving!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Turn if off!" "So I have a fear of heights" "Is that really so cray-cray?" "We don't have any traditional power-ups" "Turkey legs, pizza boxes or golden rings" "How about half a taco?" "Place it on the floor" "I wish I could do that!" "Now I must defeat the world's greatest fight fighters!" "Take me to the Soviet Union!" "That's gonna be tough." "For a number of reasons" "But I do know a fighter here in Gravity Falls" "Maximum power?" "His name is Robbie V. and he's kinda my archenemy" "Did he kill your father?" "Well, he's dating the girl I like and he posts a really annoying amount of status updates" "And then he killed your father!" "Uh, sure" "Anyway, I was hoping you could scare him off for me, so I don't have to fight the guy?" "Ha-ha-ha!" "Your question makes my shoulders bounce!" "Fireball!" "Uppercut!" "Downercut!" "Bowl of punch!" "So you'll protect me from Robbie?" "Challenge accepted!" "Press Start!" "Oh-oh." "I think I hear my uncle" "Stay perfectly still" "I said stay still" "This is as still as I can stay" "How I'm gonna get Grunkle Stan over his fear of heights?" "Hey Mable." "Have you met Rumble yet?" "He's my new bodyguard" "The child gave me a taco!" "Wow!" "He's got a crazy voice!" "Here, say these words" "Effervescent!" "Applefritter!" "Riboflavin!" "Mabel, he's not a toy, he's a fighting machine" "I'm gonna get him to defend me from Robbie" "Isn't that kinda like cheating?" "I guess so" "Well, I'll see you after the fight" "Poop!" "Poppenbuts!" "Tell me my opponent's special moves" "Don't worry." "As soon as he sees you, he's gonna wet his pants" "His wet pants will be no match for this!" "Woah!" "Where did that come from?" "I punched an oil drum!" "Trust me, you won't need that." "Just give him a good scare" "Yes!" "With this!" "This street has really dangerous litter" "Hey Grunkle Stan!" "How would you like to go take a walk nowhere in particular while wearing a blindfold?" "Huh!" "Beats just sitting around being old" "Wait a minute!" "You're not planning on taking me somewhere super high up, are you?" "Grunkle Stan!" "I would never!" "Scout's honour!" "All right." "Let's go" "Hee-hee-hee" "Well-well-well, look who decided to show up" "I thought you chickened out" "You ready to settle this like men?" "Look dude, I don't think you wanna fight me" "Let's just call this thing off before someone gets hurt" "You're scared, huh?" "Is that it?" "Ok dude." "You asked for it" "Who's your friend?" "And why is he blurry?" "This happens to be the greatest warrior that ever lived" "Yeah, right." "Hey eyepatch, what have the kid promised you more tate for your forearms?" "How can you laugh when you killed this boy's father?" "!" "Wait, what?" "I'm giving you one last chance: back down, or this guy is gonna go nuts" "How about you back down, kid!" "You asked for it." "Rumble, go!" "What the?" ".." "Wha..." "What is happening?" "I didn't want to do this, man, but you gave me no choice" "Maybe now you won't mess with me" "Woah!" "Rumble, you can stop!" "I think Robbie's had enough!" "Rumble Throw!" "Stop!" "I said stop!" "What the?" "That guy is crazy!" "Fireball!" "What the heck was that?" "You're only supposed to scare him, you almost killed him!" "I will not rest until the man who dishonoured you is DESTROYED!" "Punch!" "This isn't good" "Something told me this would be his first stop" "Chill out man!" "Please, Rumble, you gotta stop!" "Rumble, wait!" "Punch-punch-punch!" "You don't have to do this" "At least pace yourself" "You might get a cramp" "I love you dad!" "Oh!" "My car!" "We'll just buy another one" "I love being rich" "All you can hit!" "Hi dude!" "Soos!" "Where have you been?" "Long story, man." "Dude, did you see that video game guy destroying everything in sight?" "That's crazy!" "Yeah, I kinda sorta brought him to life to be my bodyguard" "But now I have to stop him before he kills Robbie!" "You need an amiable sidekick with a pickup truck?" "You know I do!" "Take off your blindfold NOW!" "Yeah, that's pretty much what I was expecting" "You're doing better than I thought!" "Now look over the handrail" "Nope" "Hey, do you smell anger and hormones?" "Finally, I'm safe" "Hey, Robbie, get your own water tower!" "Shh, keep it down, he'll find us!" "Challenger sighted!" "On to save the day, dude" "You can hide, but you cannot hide!" "Rumble, this has to stop, please, listen to me!" "Kick!" "What was that?" "Oh boy" "We're safe, right?" "Of course not!" "This thing is on stills!" "High, high up!" "Punch!" "Finish him!" "No no no!" "Don't!" "Don't finish me!" "Rumble!" "Rumble, I have something to tell you" "Robbie..." "Robbie didn't kill my father" "Then who did?" "What?" "No one did, I lied to you" "Then you're actually a... bad guy!" "I guess I kinda am..." "My entire journey —" "A lie." "My honour has been insulted" "Sensei warned me not to join the path of evil" "The boy has led me astray from my teachings" "If Robbie V. is not the last stage, then it must be..." "YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!" "Dude!" "Don't fight him, man" "That guy's got like the black belt wrapped around his black belt" "You could get killed" "I have to" "I started all this, and I've got to at least try to stop it" "You're sure you wouldn't rather hide like a wimp?" "Fight like a man it is" "Ready!" "Fight!" "Fireball and lightning ball through" "Fire!" "Ha ha ha!" "You fight like a girl!" "Who was also a baby!" "Oh no" "That was worth a shot" "No." "I have no looking up ...animation!" "What should I do?" "Roll him up and put him on my wall?" "Dude!" "We should rock paper scissors for him" "FIST" "FIST PUNCH" "FIST PUNCH RAIN!" "Never underestimate that I have punches!" "SUPER" "SUPER POWER" "SUPER POWER NINJA" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX" "SUPER POWER NINJA TURBO NEO ULTRA HYPER MEGA MULTI ALPHA META EXTRA UBER PREFIX COMBO!" "You sir truly are the champion of champions" "Rumble wins!" "Winners don't lose!" "I wouldn't be too sure about that, man" "Game Over!" "What?" "No!" "No!" "Noooooooo!" "Game over, old friend" "Ha-ha, nice one, dude" "I'm sorry, Grunkle Stan" "I thought this would help but I was wrong" "So wrong!" "I..." "I survived!" "I survived and I feel great!" "Wait." "Let me do a cocky dance just to be sure" "Ha-ha!" "Deal with it, world!" "Stan Pines is cured of his fear of heights!" "— You're coming kid?" "— Uh-huh" "What's the matter?" "You've got a fear of heights now?" "Oh-oh" "What?" "Who was that guy?" "Why is it that whenever you're around, there's always ghosts and monsters and whatever?" "!" "I don't know, man" "That guy almost broke my neck." "You know how mad I am right now?" "So I guess you and I have to fight now, huh" "Go ahead, man." "Do your worst." "I just wanna get this over with" "Oh man, I'm so gonna enjoy this" "— Aren't you gonna run?" "— Nope" "Are you sure?" "Pfft." "It's not ever worth it" "Playing lead guitar, so I'm gonna save my hands" "Hey guys, I heard some crazy screaming out here" "— Wendy?" "!" "— Wendy?" "!" "You're back!" "Yeah, man." "Oh." "What the heck happened here?" "Freak tornado or something?" "Uhh..." "Well..." "And why are your faces all jacked up?" "You guys weren't fighting each other, were you?" "I hate it when guys fight" "No, fighting?" "No, why would we?" "Never!" "We actually fell down trying to stop two other guys from fighting each other" "Cool." "Really makes me happy to see my two boys hanging out" "I've got some unpacking to do" "I'll text you guys later" "Did you hear that?" "She called my one of her two boys!" "She was looking at me though" "Look, Robbie." "If we stay at each other's throats, we'll both lose Wendy" "We need to make a cold war pact" "Ok." "What's that?" "We need to learn to just hate each other in silence" "You mean, like..." "What girls do?" "Yeah, exactly." "What girls do" "So then I told Thompson:" ""Hey!" "Save some for the rest of us!"" "Good one, Wendy!" "Oh, man." "Just a second" "So as I was saying" "Yeah, I know, you're the best!" "I'm Dipper." "I have shorts and determination!" "It's-a me, a-Mabel!" "I'm slower, but I jump higher!" "Pick me or whatever" "Yum-yum-yum-nom-nom-yum-yum" "Alas, 'twas not but a dream" "Om-nom-nom-nom" "Eating my friends" "Om-nom"