"No, not Aspirin." "You see...you know..." "Condom." "Give Durex." " What?" " Durex." "Honeymoon again tonight?" " Not me, the old uncle there." "Who?" " Give Durex to that old uncle." "Dotted, ribbed, flavored, banana, strawberry, chocolate." "'Give the old uncle Durex indeed'" "'Old uncle'" ""Durex to old uncle'" "'What do they think?" "Durex to old uncle?" "Uncle?" "'" "Taxi." "'Whether you have the stamina to go further, or...'" "'Run !" "'" "Mr.Greens, Shalini and Jason's flight got canceled." "They have returned home." "So...don't come tonight." "Sorry..." "'Give Durex to that old uncle'" "Get married?" " To whom?" "You marry that Englishman who is digging his nose... and I'll marry that sexy black woman." "What do you say?" "is even marriage a joke for you?" " No." "Marriage is the price a man pays for sex." "Sex is a price that a woman pays for marriage." "Even after this bitter philosophy, will you marry me?" "Yes." "To speak to mother." "You cannot speak to your mother?" " No." "Okay, but you'll speak to my father." "Okay, but first you speak to mother." "What happened?" " She suddenly collapsed." "Her pulse is very low." "You sit with mother, I'm going to the hospital." "Who is that girl?" " She's so cute." "She lost her when she was born." "She was very little when she came to our neighborhood." "Sexy changed Buddha's life." "They cannot live without each other." "Sexy." "But what has happened to her?" " Blood cancer." "I don't know how her little body can take so much pain." "I can't even bear to see her." "In three weeks, she has gone to the hospital seven times like that." "Hello." "What?" "..." "is he okay?" "is he okay..." "is...but is..." "What happened?" " Papa is in hospital in Delhi." "He complained of chest pain all night." "He's in the lCU. I'm worried." "He has diabetes." "His sugar level has increased." "I'll have to go." " Don't worry." "Do go." "Everything will be all right." "Relax." "Yes." "But why does all this happen when something good has to happen?" "Have coffee." "Relax." "Everything will be all right." "We had come to tell you..." "Don't say anything now." "Have coffee." "Shall I add sugar?" "I'm okay." "We want to get married." "We?" "To him?" "Sure?" "Look, he lived up only two days, and look what he got." "How is she?" " Developed country, my foot!" "They cannot remove cancer from a little girl's body." "Where is the point of being a developed country?" "Nothing makes any sense." "Nothing." "Papa is very ill." "This country is so rich, so powerful, so much research is done here." "What's the use?" "Make weapons and kill people." "What else can you do?" "What a country this is." " Papa is very ill." "I have to go to India." " Does this make any sense to you?" "Does any of this whole thing make any bloody sense to you?" "I have to go tomorrow." "She is a little girl." "They cannot cure her." "I have to leave for India tomorrow itself." "Then go!" "Go quickly!" "My papa is ill." " Then go." "Who's stopping you?" "My papa is ill." " Then go." "Go quickly" "What?" "Like you are afraid, even I'm afraid." "He's my father, okay." "When?" " Tomorrow." "And back?" " Can I meet Sexy?" "No, she's sleeping." "When are you returning?" "I'm not coming." "You are coming, remember, to talk to papa?" "I won't come." "Then don't come." "Hey!" "Anyone calls, and you will turn?" "Mr.Greens." " When is the flight?" "10am tomorrow." "We'll have chicken for breakfast tomorrow." "Tangdi Kebab." "To get back my umbrella, I'll have to go to India." "I hear, Chatri has gone back to India" "No wonder Colgate is sulking." " Nothing of that sort" "She wants to marry." " So what's the problem?" "The baby." "She says, it doesn't matter who the father is I suspect her." " What?" "Suspect." " Shake?" "I mean, doubt." "God knows whose baby it is" "Simple." "Just check the baby's teeth after delivery, you will know I'll christen your baby." " What will it be?" "Junior Colgate." " Damn you !" "Yeah?" " l'm back" "How come?" "The doctor sent me back, to watch D VDs" "You are getting them, no?" " Yes...?" "Yes..." "I'm getting them I'm looking for D VDs that you can watch" "Don't waste your time, get them all" "Do you have anymore adult D VDs that a child can watch?" "What?" "Leg Kebab...?" "Hello Leg Kebab" "Who...?" "Who named you Leg Kebab?" "One who calls you Sexy" "He is sleeping, with me, in my bed" "How are you?" " Sexy." "You?" "Well... not that sexy" "Where are you?" " Delhi" "Have you dumped him?" " Give me the phone" "Spoilsport!" " Hello?" "How's your father?" "All the tests are normal, except sugar. lt's high" "So sugar runs in your blood" "Who's this Leg Kebab?" "Well... between us... you know... something happened." "I'm going to marry her I knew you'd dump me I wanted to tell you that day but... you know..." " She's in Delhi" "And you are here." "Why?" "Are you scared I'd elope with someone?" "Are you waiting for my consent?" "Guilty, eh?" "Okay" "Go." "And be back before I watch all these D VDs." "Follow?" "I want to see her." "is she sexier than me?" "That spoilsport!" "So when are we going to Delhi?" " We?" "I plan to go to Haridwar." " Pilgrimage?" "You?" "Why?" "is Sex And The City wrapped up?" " lt's upto you" "Take me with you now, or take my ashes there later" "I'm not going to Haridwar I didn't call you either." "Don't I need a break from you?" "Mala is in Delhi l'll stay with her and I'll go with her" "Twenty-two years ln 22 years, I've never stayed away from the restaurant even for a day" "How about getting that in the Guinness Book?" "is that also going with you?" " What?" "That one" "Does it need an extra ticket?" "You're going to see your father-in-law." "At least behave like a son-in-law" "Shall I cut it off?" " You think it's a vegetable?" "Listen !" "Call them!" "This is okay." "Now try this" "Chicken, chilli, salt, okra..." "tastes very well" "Hey that was perfect." "Don't worry" "You go and tell boss, he'll be very happy with you" "Know what?" "He'll make you his boss" "Where's boss?" "Hello?" "Where are you?" "I've been trying your number since last night" "At 35,000 feet no cellphones work..." "as of now" "Why?" "Where were you flying?" "Where are you right now?" "Where's your dad?" " Why?" "You...?" "Are you in Delhi?" "No." "Just my kidneys." "They are so eager to meet your dad" "Shut up." "Where are you?" "Shangrila" "What?" "Why can't you come up to the room?" "I thought you are gonna give me a hug." " Okay" "How are you?" "How's the weather?" "How's everybody else?" "Let's go upstairs." " Why?" "I want to show you my toothbrush." "C'mon" "Shut up." "You look cute" "Let's go upstairs" "How hungry are you?" " Come on" "And something's different..." "hey, what happened?" "This one?" "It didn't get a visa" "But it was so cute." " Cute?" "Watch this" "Cool." " lsn't it?" "Let's go upstairs" "Let's go home." " Why?" "No one at home?" "Papa's home." " ln front of Papa?" "What a shame." "C'mon" "Come on move!" "C'mon" "Nice car" "Car... car" "Taxi" "Taxi is a word sexier than car" "Hey Sexy" "Going to meet her father?" "Scared?" "Scared?" "What for?" "It'll be over in a minute" "A minute's job..." "how many days is it going to take?" "How many D VDs have you watched?" "Ten to go" "Too slow, eh." "Okay, talk to you later." "Bye" "How is Sexy?" "Well, tell me... what are you going to tell Papa?" "Simple. I'll just tell him." " Tell him what?" "That, our sex centre is in the hypothalamus which is inside the brain" "Hypothalamus controls our heart rate, blood pressure and emotions ln men, the hypothalamus is a little larger lf refrained from sex for a long time, the hypothalamus fails to control the emotions, which leads to heart attack or a rise in blood pressure and eventually death" "In short, I want to marry your daughter because my hypothalamus has lost control" "You will say that?" " Yes" "Mr Buddhadev from London" "Ah !" "From London !" "Lords, the Mecca of cricket" "Please come." "London, cold weather, swinging ball." "You must be watching a lot of cricket" "No..." "So you are retired, like me" "So now, prayers, food and Bhaji" "Bhaji?" " Harbhajan Singh" "No..." "I'm a chef." "I have a restaurant in London" "That's nice" "Very nice." "Gandhiji" "Gandhiji also said, man must work till his last breath" "Till his last breath" "But unfortunately, Mr Buddha, my body doesn't listen to my mind" "How are you feeling now?" "Mr Buddha (Mr Oldie), at this age, the body is like a second hand car" "Sometimes it's dirt in the carburetor, sometimes it's the suspension trouble" "A regular servicing is needed you see" "At our age, there's no dearth of diseases." "You know it" "Once she is married off, I'll lead the rest of my life with a free mind," "on the ideals of Gandhiji." "That's it" "Well..." " What match was it?" "Idiotic!" "One dayers!" "So many these days" "You fail to realise who is playing whom" "Add to that the colourful dresses, it's a complete circus" "Test cricket is the real cricket" "Five glorious days." "Five days" "Actually, I and Nina..." " Oh yes, get him some ginger tea." " l've told the maid" "At our age, Mr Buddha, we must drink ginger tea, everyday" "Stomach must be solid, like Rahul Dravid" "A wall, solid" "Go ahead, have it." "So, the real cricket is Test cricket" "You must've seen in 1961, England vs Australia" "Remember?" "Colin Coudrey, Richie Benaud, did you see?" " l didn't" "Oh yes, we didn't have TV in those days I meant, the BBC radio commentary lsn't it?" "John Alott, Brian Johnston ... that was real commentary impeccable English, right words..." "isn't it, dear?" "Papa, in 1961..." "Right, you weren't born in 1961." "Sorry I must've been about 14 in 1961." "What about you?" "Well..." " Papa, the tea is getting cold!" "Why don't you have it?" "So how is your wife and kids and everybody?" "All settled in London, right?" "Grandchildren too" "What's your grandson's name?" " l'm not married yet" "Gandhian father, really." "He reduced me to nothing I open my mouth to say something and he reminds me that I'm his age" "At this rate, how do I tell him?" "I can't help it if I'm his age." " You are not his age implying?" " He is just 58" "Fifty-eight?" " Yes" "Six years younger to me?" " Yes" "And I want to marry his... no, I can't do this anymore, it's embarrassing" "You talk to him now, he is you father." " Come over here" "What?" " Come here" "Fifty-eight...?" " Stand before that pillar I am standing." " Inside." "Come on" "Join your hands now" "Not like that... turn" "Reverse?" " This is the Ashoka Pillar lt is said that if you join your hands, you will get your wish" "Nonsense." " Just try" "Didn't you find a better fool?" "There are enough young men" "All boys, Greens." "And boys really take time to grow up" "Sometimes it takes even longer, like 64 years" "Try... buck up" "My wish is, you talk to your father" "Your wish isn't granted." "You are talking to my father" "Tell him to go take a walk." " 6 am." "Walk" "He was amazing." "Dhoni is matchless" "Have you seen Salim Durani in action?" "He used to hit sixes on demand" "Mr Buddha!" "Good morning." " Hello" "Mr Agarwal, Mr Jain, Mr Chopra" "Mr Buddha" "Since the last 27 years..." " 25 years" "Twenty-seven years!" "16th January" "We've been going out on morning walks for the last 27 years, without fail" "You must also be having a senior citizen club in London" "No" "What is the power of your glasses?" " Power?" "Power your spectacles?" " Oh, it's designer..." "Early morning walk on grass without shoes reduces the power" "Looks like with age Mr Buddha is getting into blind faith" "He'll walk without shoes on green grass" "Look at that!" "We too lived through youth, but we had an aim, a mission" "To serve our country." "Not like them" "They blow up their father's money first on fast food... and then on Nike shoes to pull their weight down" "That's fitness. imported fitness imported!" " Nina doesn't like the boys here" "No way." "I get a feeling, I have to import a boy lt's about Nina, it's important... lmported son-in-law" "Times are changing, we must walk with the world" "Of course." "Join us" "There was a time when millions gathered to kick the foreigners out, Mr Buddha" "And today, to go abroad, millions of people gather at the Consulate... to get their visas." " Absolutely" "Will this foreign craze be rid of?" "No way" "Even to enact Gandhiji's role, we import a certain Ben Kingsley" "Don't we have our very own Naseeruddin Shah?" "I can understand your pain." " The saddest part, Mr Buddha, is... I couldn't see Bapu" "He attained martyrdom in January and I was born in February" "You must've certainly seen him." "Lucky you" "Only Gandhiji?" "I've even seen his grandfather" "My cool Versace glasses... your dad thinks they're for my old eyes" "Tell me something." "You bought it to impress me at the comedy theatre, right?" "No." " Yes" "No." " Hundred percent, yes" "No" "Ma would've fixed your old man good" "What a time to go on a pilgrimage!" " You didn't tell me Ma is here?" "How about a ride, honey?" "Damn you !" "What did he say?" " Let's fix the old man." "Turn back" "They are coming back" "Let's go." " No, wait" "Let's go." " Wait" "As long as I can speak, I shall protect you" "As long as you can speak, you will talk to my father" "Your dear father has messed up my brains" "Let's eat some sour street stuff." " Sure" "It's too sweet." "Excuse me... ls it a sour dish or a sweet one?" "It's too sweet lt's sour." " Shall I show you how to make it?" "Shall I come in?" "Let's go home and make it" "What an idea!" "I'll woo your father with food" "Okay, but do you know his likes?" "I'm the chef of the best Indian restaurant in London. I know my job" "Okay?" "Just chill then" "Just chill." " l will I know what my job is" "So you just watch." "Watch what I do to your dad" "Mr Buddha is working very hard." "What's coming up?" "Gourd?" "Bell-plant, potato... peas" "Good" "Get everything you have, I'll start" "That's all" "Looks like your restaurant is vegetarian" "No chicken?" " No." "You follow Gandhiji's ideals... I'm a Gandhian throughout the week, but vegetarian only once a week." "Tuesday" "Unless I have chicken, I don't feel like I have eaten anything" "Long way to go before I turn vegan." "My system is still working strong" "Looks like Mr Buddha's system has rusted" "Seema, get yesterday's chicken from the refrigerator" "What a disciple of Gandhiji!" "He would stress on vegetarian food" "That old diabetic eats chicken that is vegetarian" "The old man is not the problem, Buddha is" "Don't feed him, make him drink." "Forget your ideas, just call him over and tell him everything" "Amrish Puri, Pran, K.N Singh," "Vat 69..." "I have even had the villains' drink" "Try everything in life but never be a slave to any habit" "Once you become a slave, it takes 200 years to gain independence" "Once a while doesn't make a slave out of you, doesn't increase the sugar level" "Don't you ever feel lonely?" "It's almost 25 years since Nina's mother passed away" "Never saw anyone after that?" "What?" "Never thought of marrying again?" "No, Mr Buddha." "Actually, every age has its own purpose" "Play during childhood, enjoy during youth, then enjoy your married life, and in old age... control, self-discipline." "Time to go" "Prepare for the last journey." "That's it" "Marrying again?" "What use marrying at our age?" "No, no I'm worried about Nina of course" "Mr Buddha, you must be knowing some young men of about 35 in London" "A good-looking boy, you know." "Please think about Nina" "Please think while I go to the loo" "Too much of soda" "I want to marry your daughter" "W... three times W" "Scoundrel!" "Who?" "That swine wants to marry you" "Disgusting" "Even I want to marry him" "What...?" "What?" "What did you say?" "How can you marry him?" "I won't let you commit this mistake" "He is your father's age." " No." "He's six years older than you I don't approve of this alliance" "Approval?" "But who is asking you?" "We are telling you" "All right" "Then let me also tell you." "This is not happening when I'm alive" "So when are you leaving?" "Sorry" "Papa, what's the problem if your son-in-law is your age?" "You think he won't respect you?" "Of course, he will" "You think he won't call you Papa?" "Of course, he will" "I'm thinking about you" "Look my child, how long will he be alive?" "Five more years?" "Ten years?" "Afterwards?" "Papa, I love Buddha, not his age" "Rather than living fifty years with someone I don't love, I'd prefer to live five or ten years with someone I love" "Besides, who can foretell someone's age?" "Mummy was younger than you but she died before you" "Just shut up" "Won't you be happy with someone your age?" "What are you raving about age, Papa?" "Now I love someone who's not my age and I can't help it" "That's my destiny" "You may consider it my bad luck or whatever" "Let's eat" "Nina... stop!" "Stop, I say!" "Greens, what happened?" "I'm your bad luck, eh?" "Greens, what bad luck?" "I wanted to make light of the matter, it was a slip of tongue" "The biggest truth always is a slip of tongue, to make light of the matter" "The truth is, I'm six years older to your father" "The truth is, you are just 34" "The truth is, after 34 lonely years, loneliness scares a woman" "Because of that very apprehensiveness, you thought that if you dump me, you won't find another after two more years" "That's the harshest truth of our relationship" "Another truth." "You can easily find a young man" "So?" " Go and marry someone your age" "Do you know anyone?" "Got any picture of him?" "Goodbye!" " C'mon Greens!" "What is this?" "Shall I serve food, sir?" "Food?" "Not even a drop of water until she drops him" "What a stuffed stomach cannot achieve, an empty stomach will" "Come on now..." " Lady, your father is not eating." " Oh hell I'm coming" "Got to go. lf he doesn't eat, it'll affect his sugar level" "Airport, please" "Why airport?" " This pickup doesn't ply to London" "Go and feed your father." "He'll find someone your age only if he lives" "Tears for your bad luck, eh?" "Well?" "Oh, for all your favours, a 64 year-old didn't return any" "Move" ""O my love, "" "Cut that background music, will you?" " "l can't live without you..."" "Hi" "What's up?" "You sound weak I'm coming back, I can't carry it on" "Come back, but for a problem" "With me, you will be a widow soon" "Hey Sexy, widow is a term used for women" "Correction." "You will be a male widow" "What's your D VD score?" "Four to go." "Will be over tonight" "Four in a night?" "Of course. I'm watching it in fast-forward" "Why fast-forward?" " There's nothing in it" "You conned me" "How do you know what happens in adult movies?" "This is what happens when a cartoon watcher goes to buy adult movies" "Where is she?" "Who?" "Leg Kebab." "You call her Leg Kebab, don't you?" "I used to" "Used to?" "And she used to call you...?" "Forget it." " Tell me" "Greens." " So cute" "You eat greens and you can see only grass" "Apt name." "Has Leg Kebab had a quarrel with Greens?" "Hmm." " What does hmm translate to?" "You must've certainly said something in a rage" "What did I say?" "She is doing me a favour by marrying me" "Darling, what else would she do?" "Everyone with you is doing you a favour" "Am I so evil?" " The others are too good, that's it" "Where's Leg Kebab?" "Apologise to her soon" "Why apologise?" " Sorry doesn't reduce one's height" "Why don't you come to India, Sexy?" " lt takes 9 hours to reach India" "Who has time, boss?" "I have to finish four D VDs" "Don't waste my time, go and waste Leg Kebab's time" "Apologise to her." " All right, there's no hurry" "Looks like you have a lot of time" "Lend me some time, please." " Hey Sexy" "Don't waste time, baby." "Bye" "Attention please" "Due to floods of tears all the runways have been shut" "All flights to London have been cancelled for a few days" "Please take the trouble to come outside inconvenience caused is greatly regretted" "Hey Leg Kebab, want some chicken?" "Papa hasn't eaten yet." " He will" "Nimazuddin's famous Karim Chicken Kebab" "Did you go to Nimazuddin so late?" " No" "The chicken came on its own from Nimazuddin" "How come the mere mention of chicken stop your tears?" "C'mon" "Papa... come downstairs and eat something" "Chicken." "You love it, don't you?" "Get up" "Get that man out first" "Have it" "Will you drop him?" "All right." "Then I'll leave this body" "As you wish, Papa" "Seema, tea..." "Tea, sir." " Go!" ""The enlightened one..."" ""knows the pain of others"" ""He does good to others, "" ""yet he does not let pride enter his mind"" ""He tolerates and praises..."" ""the entire world, "" ""never criticizes anyone"" ""His words and thoughts..."" ""are pure"" ""Blessed is your mother"" "Hi" "Greens, do something" "Hasn't eaten yet, still acting, eh?" "If his sugar level falls, he'll go into a coma. I'll be there" "No, don't come here, else..." "For all the things Gandhiji taught us, did he just learn this much?" "Can't help it" "Hold him tight, open his mouth and force orange juice into it I did try." "Do something, Greens" "Isn't committing suicide still a crime in this country?" "Can I help you?" "Someone is trying to commit suicide, I want you to stop him" "You mean..." " Someone is attempting suicide, I want you to stop him." " Okay... you mean he hasn't committed suicide yet, he will?" "He's trying." "Please stop him before he succeeds" "You mean the person is on top of a building and..." "No." "He's in his own house" "You mean, he's hanging himself?" "Or has he taken sedatives...?" "He's not even taking sedatives" "He has stopped eating." "He's not had anything since two days" "He's starving himself to death" "You mean non-violence?" " Nothing great about it" "He's actually threatening us, he doesn't want his daughter to marry me I can understand." " What can you understand?" "I mean... your grief ln fact, I'm angry" "It's not a serious problem, sir ls there a minor solution to this minor problem?" "Yes." "Tell him, you are dumping his daughter, you are not marrying her." "He will eat" "Then you can take the girl away and marry her quietly in some temple" "Brilliant idea lf l wanted to do that, why'd I come to you?" "Arrest him please." "He can't blackmail us" "We are lawfully right, he is committing a crime lt's an attempt to commit suicide." "Please arrest him for that, feed him forcibly and rid us of our worries" "Sir... please forgive me I'm helpless. lf you say, I can go with you and advice him" "But I can't arrest him." "I can't arrest anyone... who is starving and protesting non-violently" "Besides, we consider such people great" "Nobody has escaped in our country after arresting a follower of non-violence" "Give and take?" "No sir. ln this matter, we can take, but we cannot give." "Sorry" "How do I feed her father now?" "Hello" "Where's my daughter-in-law?" " At her father's" "He has given up food." " What?" "Let's go." " Where?" "You are a great chef, aren't you ashamed?" "Can't you feed a hungry man?" "C'mon" "is he dead?" " No. lt's only the second day" "He'll survive for two more days." " Oh no, four more days at least" "At least a week." " Wanna bet?" "No, wait" "Hello" "Holy water." "Give him some" "Sir please..." " Don't touch me" "Don't touch me" "Holy water!" "Liberates your soul" "Don't worry, I'm not taking your girl away nor am I going to feed you" "Excuse me..." "I'm talking to you I'm... sorry, I'm six years older to you, show me some respect" "What's your problem?" "Same?" "Same old... what will people say?" "I don't think so lf you cared for people, you wouldn't let her be single for 34 years" "So, what-will-people-say is not your problem" "You don't care for others." "Maybe you care for your daughter" "Yes?" "Worried about your daughter?" "Alcoholic, gambler, wastrel, hopeless ... I'm none of those lf you are worried about what'll happen to her after I die..." "I'm insured" "She'll be taken care of." "No problem" "Then what's your problem?" "No, don't... what's your problem?" "What's your problem?" "What is the problem?" "That, I am 30 years older to her?" "Old women now are marrying young boys" "We're not breaking norms, we're following traditions" "No problem there at all." "So, is the real problem my age?" "I'm over 21 years old." "Perfectly legal marriageable age" "No problem there at all." "I'm 64 years old, I'm..." "Hey, is that your problem?" "64 years?" "What is age, after all?" "This... this?" "Body doesn't determine a man's age, mind does. lt's all in the bloody mind" "And anyway, a man grows old when he is no more interested in living I've just begun to love life, so me being 64 is not a problem" "Sixty-four years is not a problem" "Please tell him to go" "What?" "What?" "Drink some water and say clearly whatever you have to say lf you speak clearly, I'll hear clearly." "Common sense" "Could common sense be your problem?" "No, common sense can't be your problem" "Because you do have the sense that if you don't drink water, you will die lf you die, you will leave your daughter's hand" "Two hours... people will mourn for only two hours" "People don't have much time nowadays." "Everyone will go home l'll be the only one staying back to hold your daughter's arm." "Damn" "That much common sense you do have, hundred percent" "Actually, could jealousy be your real problem?" "Actually" "Come to think of it, your problem is envy" "You are jealous." "Just plain, simple jealous" "Your philosophy of old age was prayers, good and Bhaji" "The thought of us together messed up your brains... how can somebody's old age be so colourful!" "It made you jealous, yes?" "That's it." "That's your problem You are jealous" "That's his problem." "His problem is that he is jealous" "Don't dare touch me!" "The man is plain and simple jealous" "Jealous means?" "You are doing what every man who is jealous of beauty does" "Trying to destroy beauty" "You thought, how can an old man be so happy when I am myself ruing old age!" "Of course, you are jealous." "You are just jealous" "Get up and drink some water I can see everything clearly now" "C'mon, drink some water" "Jealousy makes one blind" "Gandhiji's Satyagraha benefitted the country" "This melodrama of yours will only put your daughter in a loss, nothing else" "You think if I go away she will marry someone else?" "She won't." "Wanna bet?" "She'll grow up but she'll still be single, only because of your jealousy" "Three seconds... it takes only three seconds to marry" "Where's the vermillion?" "Here it is" "Shall I apply it?" "Shall I ?" "Shall I ?" "See?" "To keep you alive, she is killing herself" "And here you are..." "are you her father?" "Sure?" "What a father!" "You are going through so much to snatch your daughter's life" "Dammit!" "You can't be her father" "He is not her father" "What an acidic tongue!" "Like mine" "Stop the car" ""My lonely, lost eyes..."" ""look for you..."" ""madly"" ""When will you come, "" ""asks my soul..."" ""madly"" ""l'm here, "" ""where are you?"" ""Listen to my cries"" "That's why I always tell you to go to the gym" "Don't you become a vegan" "Greens, you left your chutney, didn't you?" "Where are you?" "Qutub I'm coming" "Did the old man agree?" "Wonderful I could die for this" "A spell is cast" "A wedding is happening here" "Sexy has left us, Buddha" "She's gone" "She's gone, Buddha." "Just five minutes back" "What happened?" "Ma..." "I want Sexy" "Ma, please help me" "Ma, please help me" "Ma, please help me join my hands for Sexy" "My mistake, Ma." "I've done a huge mistake" "Ma, please help me." "I want Sexy I want Sexy I want her..." "I want Sexy, Ma" "Ma, I want Sexy" "Hey Greens" "Hey Noodles, give me company I know how much you love Sexy" "Why must you reduce that love to tears?" "These tears make the love fade away gradually" "Want to know how?" "Why do we cry?" "Because our heart is heavy" "Heavy-heavy" "The heart is heavy because it's filled with love" "Shedding tears makes the heart light" "Why does it lighten the heart?" "Because the love in the heart... slowly and gradually goes out in tears" "The immense love that you have for Sexy, why do you want to wash it away in tears?" "You were happy that's why you are sad now" "So be happy-sad, not sad-sad" "I wish I could be Sexy" "You are very very... very sexy" "So are you" "Sir..." " What?" "Kheema Bhare Salan Murg ka Pulao." "Good" "Uran?" "RAAN." " Oh, raan" "Where's Colgate?" " Colgate's gone to India" "Got a baby" "Sale raan..." " Swine" "Will you smile now?" "You are very lucky" "One is lucky to be served food by one's daughter" "But you are getting your son-in-law to serve food for you" "Tomorrow is India vs England, first test match" "At Lords I got two tickets." "You don't like cricket" "Are you coming, Ma?" " Sure" "Lords...?" "The Mecca of cricket!" "I've been waiting for that game" "Cricket, yeah" "Can I go with you?" " Yeah, sure"