"'No animals or birds were harmed in the making of this film'" "'All characters and incidents in this movie bear no resemblance and are fictitious'" "'Jack of all trades'" "'Jayam Ravi'" "'Prabhu'" "'Soori'" "'Radha Ravi'" "'Trisha'" "Move aside" "'Anjali'" "What's the matter, sir?" "2 of you go in there and check" "See if he is inside" "An 'accused' is locked inside and refusing to open, sir" "Move, man" "Give it to me" "Hold this" "Follow me" "In my service, I have never seen such a forgery case" "He'll be behind bars minimum 3 to 5 years" "He has been charged of kidnap and rape also" "He'll serve jail time at least 7 years" "Not only that" "Attempted murder also" "That's another 10 years in prison" "Plus he has 12 cases against him" "If he is prosecuted for all these cases he'll be in for life" "Head constable, to adjudge his cases a special court may be set up" "Higher officials are debating on it" "'This is our hero'" "'To be plagued by so many cases under so many sections...' '...what did he do?" "'" "'Let's watch his flashback'" "'Chairman TN 76E 8384'" " Good morning, sir" " Good morning" "Please take a seat" "In the wine shop near our temple I believe boys are getting drunk and misbehaving with girls" "Our folks have complained about them creating a ruckus" "I've already complained 5-6 times about this to you" "You haven't taken any action so far" "Now I'm submitting this complaint once more" "If you don't take action on this I'll be forced to complain to the collector" "I'm meeting the collector in the next few days" "I will definitely discuss this with him" "Once he okays it the concerned officers will shut down the wine shop" "It's only because I still have faith in you, I'm talking to you" "Please do the needful" "Sir, so you intend talking to the collector about this?" "Yov!" "This is the only wine shop that hits a lottery in our town" "If we shut this down, who will answer the Govt?" "!" "Politicians will keep complaining to be in the good books of the people" "How can we waste our time over all that?" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Who is he?" "Piss drunk near the temple and fighting with passers-by" "Ask him to clear out" "Move out of the way" "Drunk and making trouble?" "Tahsildar is in the car Behave yourself" "Get lost!" "How dare you" "You said Tahsildar is inside" "I can see only a tutti-fruity!" " Get out, di" " Hey!" "Back off" " Get out of the car" " Let go of her" "Listen to me" "Let go of me" "Keep quiet and come along" "How dare you mess with my own daughter?" "If I set my mind to it I'll make you count bars now" "If I make up my mind I'll take her right now" "Get lost!" "Let me go" "Hey!" "Don't try to resist" "Adjust and give in" "I'm telling you not to fight" "Don't you understand?" "Sir, when it comes to your daughter you don't think twice to kill, right?" "Ditto with me" "If my father has a problem, I can't sit quiet and twiddle my thumbs" "My father has complained thrice to close the wine shop" "And even protested 4 times" "You don't want to take any action" "I'll go any extent to fulfill my father's wishes" "Now it's your call" "Whether this wine shop should be open or closed" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "'This wine shop has been shifted to Venkateswara Nagar'" ""He reached great heights before reaching Heaven"" ""A God on earth with dignity and self respect"" "After universal hero Kamal Haasan only you can carry off this khadi shirt so well" "More than this pot of cold water your words refresh me a lot, dear" "My name is not 'dear'" "I am Chellamma" "That's what I said in an endearing way!" "Cheer up, dear" ""Over brimming with sin in angel's domain"" "Useless fellow!" "Thinks he's God's gift to mankind" "Stupid thing!" "Forever loud and bringing the roof down" "Kick the tape recorder to your foot's content!" "But you can't break my record" "He and his silly shorts!" "Disgrace to our family" "Get my 'veshti'" "Serve tea for everybody here" "Boss, you're selling tea and fritters next to our party office" "The opposition camp is taking a dig at us happily" "Shall we run a brothel instead?" " Soooper idea!" " You'll get it from my slipper!" "Hey!" "Is running a tea shop beneath your dignity?" "Boss...boss" "Why is our fighter running like his pants on fire?" "Boss, you're sitting jobless and cracking nuts here" "He has shut down the wine shop near the temple" "And buttering up the public" "We should think and decide what we should close down" "Party office maybe" "What?" "You keep asking us to think always" "You should also use your gray cells" "One who thinks and voices his opinion is not a leader" "One who voices the thought of another is a leader" "My dear chap is thinking on a real large scale" "He'll go places for sure in the near future" "Yes, boss" "Hey!" "Gym-body!" "What are you thinking?" "If 'vadas' are left over we make 'vadacurry' with it" "If 'bhajjis' are left over what can we do?" "What can we do?" "Shall I pack them home?" "You weren't thinking of my party" "But how to take away left over fritters from my shop" "Eating like a hog and bloating like the collection box in Tirupati" "All I ask is an idea for developing my party" "I have an idea, boss" "What?" "He earned a good name closing that wine shop" "Close the wine shop next to the school" " You get your votes" " Very good idea" "Now that you've told me this wait and watch my next move" "Students, come this side" "Don't go over there" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Boss, this is the shop" "These coolers confused me" "Bro...?" " Me?" " Come here" "How will school kids pass with a wine shop facing their class?" "You had better close down" "Is this some bunk shop?" "You take turns in asking me to close shop" "I've just now shifted from the temple to this venue" "If any of you open your mouth once more, I'll skin you alive" " Clear out now" " Yes, sir" "Thank God, boss Your glasses are intact" "My cheek is red and swollen" "And you're bothered about my coolers" "If he says, they agree" "If I say the same they get angry" "Why should we fight with the Govt directly?" "There shouldn't be a wine shop next to the school, right?" "We'll close down the school!" "Wonderful idea" "Votes from drunkards are increasing day by day" "Boss, shall I throw each kid outside?" "It will take one week, is that okay?" "Brawn like an elephant Brain less than a cat" "I'll bring out all the kids in a minute, just watch" "Give it to me" " Come on, boys" " Okay, boss" "Hey!" "Stop" "Think you can come in a group and close down the school?" "Why did you ring the school bell?" "You're running a school opposite a wine shop" "How can drunkards drink in peace?" "Isn't this a disturbance?" "That's why I rang the bell" "Close down the school and go home soon" "You'll support drunkards and close down our school" "You got any brains?" "Beat him to a pulp" "Call the police" "You'll escape promptly when I am being hit!" "How did you enter on the dot after their exit?" "We have gun timing sense" "Your sense of timing is none!" "'Dear friends, for my sake if you resort to vandalizing shops...' '...none of you should steal'" "Take care, boss" "Till our boss gets back I will rule the roost" "He ate, sir" "Ate, huh?" "Give him food" "Your turn now" "What?" "Chairman's son is here to see you" "Good afternoon, sir" "Good afternoon" "What is it?" "You've been transferred to our area now, right?" "My father asked me to greet you, garland you and hand over a petition" "Why all this formality?" "Our pleasure, sir" "Hold this" "Give me the petition" "My profession takes priority over garlands" "Rowdies rule the market" "Please keep an eye on them" "That's our request" "Don't worry I'm here now" "I'll take care of every single scumbag and rowdy" "If you know any jobless jerks plus their useless factions tell me, I'll shoot them down" "They are the ones who are trouble makers" "Disturbing the public And the police too" "Don't get stressed" "Even if you have a bald spot, it's okay" "But you're completely bald" "It's okay if everyone is responsible like you" "But they are unruly rowdies" "He has also eaten, sir" "I have a small job to do" "I'll be back soon" " What?" " Come here" "Why does this inspector get so hyper?" "That's why every 6 months he is transferred to a different area 1 hour since he took charge and he has beaten up 20 men" "If he removes his false moustache he'll beat everyone black and blue" "You leave now, bro" "This is for your tea expenses" "Let's go" "What?" "Did you come to garland the inspector and grease his palm?" "I came to hand over my petition" "A good politician should stop the rail and break the jail" "Instead you hand over petitions" "I feel ashamed to call you my enemy" "I feel the same, ditto" "To encounter your counter I don't have a date now" "I have a meeting with the inspector" "Bye, enemy" "What?" "Hey" "Why is this nutcase calling me his enemy?" "This is what he is going around telling everyone" "Is that so?" "Shouldn't I show him true colors of his enemy?" "Who is this?" "Who I am is not important" "How dare you detain our leader in your police station?" "Who is your party leader?" "The one sitting in front of you" "Dark skinned and clad in white head to toe" "He's a fierce lion And a frenzied cheetah" "An enraged elephant who cannot be controlled" "In the same tip top condition he entered send him out the same way" "If you lay your hand on him- 1 minute" "Tell me" "You had the audacity to lay your hand on our party leader 1 minute, da" "I'll wait, da" "'No, I will not'" "Come here" "'God knows what he'll do to me now'" "Now I even kicked him with my foot" "What will you do?" "If we see even 1 drop of blood from his body a bloody river will flow in your station" "Not just 1 drop" "I'll make him shed 1 liter of blood" "Hold on" "Don't...don't...don't do anything to him" "It will take an hour for us to get the body" "Let's drink a glass of hot tea" "How about something cooler?" "Will do" "'Gawd!" "Monkey!" "'" "Don't...don't...don't" "'What did I do for him to go hammer and tongs at me?" "'" "If you roam around in the name of party, faction, I'll shoot you down" "I swear!" "'What party did I lead?" "'" "Bro, here's your shirt" "This isn't mine" "I wore a white shirt" "Bring mine" "This was white" "It turned red when you got beaten up" "'Looks like the yesteryear hero Ramarajan's vivid red shirt!" "'" "Where is my 'veshti'?" "Sorry, we couldn't save it" "You wasted my 'veshti'" "And whacked me too" "What's that egghead called?" "Why get into further trouble?" "Get los" "I don't know why he thrashed me" "If I don't even know his name it's a total disgrace" "You don't know about our leader" "By now he would have made all the cops quiver and shiver!" "We should erect a huge banner 'Lion-king who went to prison'" "They're talking with no idea of the tornado of blows that hit me" "Then people will know our leader's worth!" "Boss...?" "Did you ditch us and celebrate 'holi' festival with the inspector?" "He butchered me into this unholy mess" "And you think I sprayed 'holi' colors on that chap!" "Did the inspector hit you?" "We won't let him go scot-free" "If you go inside he won't let you go scot-free" "He isn't our enemy" "Then who?" "He got a call from someone" "Only after that phone call he saw red and pounced covering me in blood red" "I was the caller, dumbbell" "Look how 1 call from me is ample to get your limbs broken multiple!" "In politics, we can compete and win" "But not blow the whistle like a weasel!" "Don't stab an enemy on his back" "Face him and fight" "If you have the guts use your fist on our leader's face" "Your brother's a bloody big shot!" "Enough?" "Enough, bro" "Why did you ask him to hit me face to face?" "How can I alone not speak any punch-line dialog?" "!" "Should I be punched for your punch line?" "You're hitting me while I'm talking to you?" "You have no guts to confront me" "You call yourself my enemy!" "I think of you as my enemy" "I'll contest against you in the coming election" "First stand upright" "Then you can contest me" "Let's go" "He has damaged your public image" "My image may be damaged" "I know how to set it right" "I'll call the siren Shakeela tomorrow" "Call us for a binge" "You won't even come up to her hip!" "I'll call Shakeela and arrange a variety entertainment for all" "I'll make it a rip roaring success" "What dress do you think Shakeela will be wearing?" "She looks good only in her birthday suit" "What can you do hand-cuffed?" "Mother, I don't want a sword" "Your words will do" "I don't want an army" "If you don't object that's enough for me" "Freedom for you, me, everyone" "My dearest son, to aid your father I tied your brave wrists" "Manohara, don't be patient any longer" "Rise and shine" "Mother...!" "Stop it" "You bloody blockheads!" "Shakeela looks lovely in her skimpy dress only" "You've covered her from head to toe" "Discarded debris!" "Aiyo!" "Look over there" "There's a soooper glam-doll dancing" "Let's go watch that" "Come back all of you" "I spent a lot to bring Shakeela all the way here" "Didn't I tell you, my fans like me only if I do a skin-show!" "I don't like covering myself like this" "Neither do my fans" ""Beloved beau!" "Listen I've been to parties zillion"" ""I've danced, center of attraction"" ""But I haven't seen such a party scene"" ""No one can dance like me Ever so gracefully"" ""This is a hit song's prelude A hit song to hum, dude"" ""Love, join me Let's jive joyously"" ""I'm worth more, I say than 5 or 10 paise"" ""Like a crow heave me ho!"" ""You will be mine for 24 hours time"" ""Sing a rhyme, ask the moon to land on earth soon"" ""We'll follow you wherever you go"" ""Let's all zero in on a honeymoon"" ""Like India's map, look at my shape you'll fall too with your mouth agape"" ""Like a foreigner, you'll do your job You'll also make our jaw line drop"" ""Like a red sanders tree you stand firm and sturdy"" ""You broke all hearts in a jiffy"" ""Hit song's interlude, sweet A hit song to tap your feet"" ""Sweetheart, step in with me To swing, sway or shimmy"" ""Hit song interlude, lover boy A hit song to dance and enjoy"" ""Love, dance with me Let's make a rhapsody"" ""I'm worth more, I say than 5 or 10 paise"" ""Like a crow peck me lift me effortlessly"" ""You'll be mine 24 hours time"" ""Girl, your beauty ravishes me totally"" ""Crime rate I understand has gone out of hand"" ""For giving birth to a Miss world new"" ""My parents are to blame is the name of this game"" ""I'm trying to spread like a mat your 'dupatta' to sleep on that"" ""I felt so giddy seeing your gym-body"" ""My wish and prayer to be your pair"" ""Your body like glass I saw, shining it was"" ""In that small gap I fell into your trap"" ""Like a red sanders tree you stand hale and hearty"" ""You broke all hearts in a jiffy"" ""Hit song postlude, darling A hit song for dancing"" ""Love, shake your body Let's make a rhapsody"" ""Hit song's postlude, glam doll A hit song to enthrall all"" ""Temptress, sensuous steamy Twist, twirl and hit on me"" ""My beloved"" ""My betrothed"" ""A-b-c-d is a baby's raga"" ""This babe has an aura Bid her bye, sayonara"" ""Wave tata, alweda"" ""A-b-c-d Rhyme for a baby"" ""This babe has attitude Wave goodbye, dude"" ""Wave tata to this temptress"" ""Namaste, Miss Gorgeous"" ""A-b-c-d Tiny tots' poetry"" ""This girl's a charmer Bid her au revoir"" ""Tata, velli vostanu"" ""pOitu varaen, see you"" "Swami, I want my new scooter sanctified, please come soon" "Please wait" "I'll finish my prayer and come" "You pray to God daily anyway" "Come and sanctify my vehicle" "Auspicious time lasts only for 5 more minutes" "If we offer our prayers 5 minutes later will someone steal your bike?" "Wait" "'Someone is snooping around your scooter'" "Thief...thief!" "May your jinxed tongue be burnt with camphor!" "He hardly said it out loud" "And this thief stole my scooty" "Someone catch him" "My new scooty" "Write down model and the number of your vehicle" "Sir, I haven't got the number as yet" "I got it only today from the showroom" "It's a new scooty" "It's tough to find a stolen vehicle even if we know the number" "How will we find a scooty without a number?" "We'll do our best" "Sir...?" "There's no sugar in this tea" "You drank the tea meant for me" "And you're complaining about the sugar!" "Sir, solve your tea problem later" "First find my scooty for me" "Oh!" "Is it that urgent?" "Lodge a complaint and you also go and look for it" "If you see it somewhere, inform me and I'll get it for you" "Go and search" "Let's go" "Change the seat cover" "Also the handgrip" "Hey!" "Look at that mechanic shop" "Bro, give it a whole new look" "Okay, bro" "Also change the horn I want it to be unique" "Done, bro" "Isn't that your bike?" "Yes, you're right" "Go and check" "Also put my name Seenu Bold and fancy letters" " Take a good look" " Do you know her?" "After the extra fittings it will be even better" "Who are you to add extra fitting to my scooty?" "Hello, it's mine" "Do you have any proof it belongs to you?" "It has sandalwood paste and vermilion on it" "So does that make it yours?" "Move aside" "You stole my vehicle and speaking with such arrogance" "How dare you try to hit a girl?" "When she hit me nobody came to defend me" "Now you'll come to her rescue" "Aren't you ashamed to show off your guts to a girl?" "All of you will support a girl" "My brother-in-law will come to my aid too, I'll call him" "Hey dude, they hit me and also took my bike" " Where?" " Market" "I'll be there in 5 minutes" "Move aside" "Check if all the parts are intact" "Who hit you?" "Wipe your eyes...tell me" "Should I make the chap who hit you sob nonstop?" "Or should I make him fall at your feet?" "Tell me Who is it?" " Check if it can be started" " That's what I'm doing" "Where?" "Punch, dude...punch" "If I ask you to punch her why are you hitting me?" "Beautiful girls should only be admired, not punched" "Sir, you seem to be a very nice person" "Go on" "This 'Kumki' elephant stole my scooty yesterday from the temple" "Make him return it, sir" "What is your name?" "Anjali" "All yours, please take it" "Sir, he grabbed the key" "Hey!" "Give her the key" "I can't give my bike to anyone" "Listen to me" "Bloody thief!" "Here you are You can go" "Disperse...go about your work" "You got away now" "But wherever you go I'll take back my bike for sure" "When I'm right here, you got the audacity to retort?" "Anjali, if he creates any trouble for you note down my phone number" "I've saved it" "See you" "My phone will be switched on all the time" "You can call me anytime" "Sir, please let go of me" "Sir, don't thrash me" "I believe you wanted to see me" "Yes, I did" "He's the one who stole your bike" "He isn't the chap" "I found the person who stole my scooty" "And I got it back" "Then whose vehicle did you steal?" "I stole it from her" "Hey madcap!" "I stole the bike from right under your nose" "I stole it and I'm accepting it" "And you're trying to get me into trouble with the police?" "Don't lie" "If you have any doubt, show her the bike you seized from me" "Is this your scooty?" "Hey!" "This is your bike" "You can even see the sanctified thread" "Yes, you're right" "Hello, this is Anjali here" "'I'll be right there'" "Because you called, I dropped all my work and came at once" "Minor confusion" "It is your friend's bike" "The police found mine" "I believe your lost bike has been found!" "When did my bike go missing?" "You grabbed it from me and gave it to her" "Take it in writing from them that her bike has been found" "Thanks a lot" "As soon as I asked, you gave your friend's bike to me readily" "If you ask something why just this bike?" "I can give you my life" "What?" "I said I would've taken risks in life and retrieved your bike" "'This is love for sure'" "Bro, your girl is buying fruits in that shop" "Let's also buy some fruits" "Shouldn't go fruit shopping and get dumped by her!" "First watch your target without her knowledge" "And then bravely make it obvious" "If you watch her from here she'll go miles away from you" "How much is the apple?" "An apple wants to know an apple's price?" "It isn't funny at all" "How much is 1kg orange?" "Rs 120 50 kg orange is asking for the price of 1 kg orange, dude" "You black pig, don't bug me with your cliched poetry!" "Alright, I'm a swine For this dream girl I pine" "Get her" "Let go of my hand" "Better come with me" "Boys will generally create a scene before falling in love" "Stage is already set for you" "Just do the action alone" "Let go of my hand, you swine" "I'll hit you..." "leave me" "Shall I pledge all this?" "Let go of me!" "Watch me in action now" "'Can't believe it!" "'" "If I have a problem, how do you appear out of the blue?" "If something happens to India the army will rush" "If a town needs help cops will show up" "If you are in trouble I'll be there for you!" "Take a step back and watch my game" "Don't go there A body might land" "Stand further behind" ""Something somehow..."" ""...thoughts flood my dreams"" ""Kaleidoscopic hues in my memory streams"" "'He repulses me'" "Better cooperate with me" "Get up" "If I catch anyone in the market acting funny with my cousin he will have his limbs, nose, eyes in his body, I can assure you" "But no breath for sure!" "Matted haired fellow" "Let's go, my dear" "This absolute swindler is stealing 'ultimate star' Ajith's dialog" "You look like a gym master" "And you get beaten up by that tea maker" "Aren't you ashamed?" "He's our boss" "We work for him on a monthly salary" "We'll tease that girl wherever she goes" "He'll come and save her" "We've come in different disguises" "But that girl doesn't seem to care one bit" "His love will be set if he comes in various outfits" "How will it benefit you?" "It's work ethics, boss" "Until now, gym boys helped only to separate lovers" "But 1st time you are actually uniting them" "I like you, dude" "Bless you" "Are you in love with the same girl as that worthless fellow?" "Plus she's also your enemy's daughter" "If the enemy is a villain, then we can take the action route" "But he happens to be a comedian" "Let's take the comedy route" "Burst all the crackers" " Live it up" " Start the music" "Someone from the enemy camp is approaching us" "Keep your weapons handy" "Why are you here with fruits as offering?" "I'm here with fruits to fuel our old feud" "It isn't some antique jewelry to renew" "It's a feud extending for 30 long years" "Take it out...do it" "No need for knife" "Keep quiet" "Take the orange from the plate" "Your menacing tone was for this?" "He might take it back with him, da" "I'll punch your mouth, da" "Cheap fellow!" "You are looking at me like I'm the son of your enemy" "'Definitely'" "But I wish only to be your neighbor's son" "Many years ago both our families lived happily without any feud" "The hand that was disabled for 5 years wants to shake hands for an orange you handed" "Shameless man!" "The moment the election was announced from being family friends we became hard core enemies!" "This feud has lasted for 2 generations" "Now the 3rd generation is at loggerheads" "To put a full stop to this age old friction I've taken the 1st step and come into this house" "Grandpa, you used to show me the moon and tell me a story daily" "One new moon night do you remember the story you told me?" "You said the moon got married" "And has gone on a honeymoon" "Remember?" "Do you still remember that, my boy?" "Honeymoon for the moon?" "You've told such randy stories to a 3 year old, you crazy coot" "From that night onwards whenever I see the moon I think only of you" "Please don't cry" "I don't want anyone to cry because of me" "Why are you all shedding tears competing with the crocodiles?" "!" "He didn't narrate that serious a story" "If you keep sobbing like this what will he think of our family?" "Wipe your eyes" "Stop crying you beardy bandicoot" "Wipe your eyes now" "My family may flip for your silly sentiments" "But I won't" "I expect a settlement along with sentiment!" "You can visit this place as and when you please" "You can adopt my grandpa" "And learn music from my grandma" "Okay" "But in the coming election you won't contest me" "Promise me" "Are you scared?" "Locked!" "Not only in this election but in any election I won't stand against you" "It is a promise" "'He actually promised'" "I've seen people sacrifice their love for a friend" "But 1st time I'm seeing someone giving up an election" "You're my friend" "Did you see my commander?" "Aunt, did you see?" "Hey beardy, did you see?" "Grandpa, did you see?" "My young commander?" "Did you all witness this bonding scene?" "Give me that bat" "Wait for me" "Don't run" "Wait, da" "You can't catch me" "It doesn't look like you came to befriend me" "Who's that, dude?" "Sister" "Your sister?" "No, for you" "My cousin whom I intend marrying" "She isn't some crappy carp to fall into the net of any chap" "She is as slippery as an eel" "I don't go for nets" "I'll hook her with a bait" "What?" "I'm very happy to have renewed our bond" "If I can look around the house I'll be even more happy" "Of course, go ahead" "Thank you, grandpa" "Move aside you swine-mouth!" "You bandicoot!" "Can't you see he has a hidden agenda?" "Got you" "Let go of her" "If I take my hands off she might fall" "That's why I'm holding her" "Is she Taj Mahal for you to hold and behold!" "I can even put up with her falling" "But I can't bear to see you put your hands on her shoulder" "Take your hands off" "What's happening here?" "It slipped" "Legs?" "Lip" "I've seen bleeding knees" "But 1st time in my life I'm seeing bleeding lips" "Your lip is bleeding" "You're making me blush" "He's saying 'lip is bleeding'" "She says she's blushing" "And I'm mourning and grieving" "Why are you going there?" "At least keep your hands off my grandma!" "Why did he ask me to come here?" "Where is he?" "Boss, he is here" "Why did you ask him to come?" "The other day he played the violin on my cousin's lips" "If we let him be, he will play veena in my house" "If he plays veena, you play the drum, boss" "Am I conducting a music concert?" "Do you let me talk?" "Dude, you're here" "I'll join you in a moment" "'Is it you?" "'" "Where are you?" "I'll catch you Here I come" "Caught you!" "Before you pack up, he'll pick up your cousin" "Turn around, boss" "Wretched female!" "She is tarnishing the dignity of our family" "Let go of him" "Is he a cricket ball or what?" "As if he's the catch of the year!" "You...huh?" "Sorry, I thought he was Arun" "Is that so?" "Arun, come here" "This is Arun" "Arun is 2 feet short and he's 6 feet tall" "Don't you know the difference?" "You should hold him tight" "And hold him light" "So you're accusing me of hugging him deliberately?" "Not like that, dear" "Deliberate or otherwise, won't people read more into it?" "Won't they think it's a bad habit?" "Arun, go there" "You go this way" "See you" "Come here" "She was blindfolded and hugged you by mistake" "With your eyes wide open why were you silent?" "Because she's a hottie I zipped my lips firmly" "My God!" "Did you mistake me?" "Of course I mistook you" "If you want our friendship to continue further you must talk only to me" "You shouldn't see me in my house or the fields" "If you still need my help..." "Will your cousin come to your office?" "She'll be there 10 to 12 noon" "I'll smash you to pieces" "Did he ask you?" "Don't come to the party office" "We can meet in the middle of the road" "And go our different ways" "Is it okay?" "Oh gawd!" "My son has fallen into the well" "Swear on me" "Please save my son" "Someone please help" "Hurry up" "My son has fallen into the well" "Someone please help" "Don't worry" "Even if it's 1000 feet deep I'll save your son" "Don't worry I got you" "I am here for you" "Even if I was late by a second this young kid would've lost his life" "Let go of me, da" "What disrespect!" "Can't you hear me?" "Why did you bring me out of the well, da?" "I'll hit you hard" "You fell down and almost died" "I saved your life" "Did I fall willingly?" "Then?" "I can hold my breath under the water for a whole day" "Don't try your tricks with me" "You are such a good swimmer?" "Don't tell anyone" "Just say I saved you" "I'm sparing you only for this money" "If I see you again near the well I will skin you alive" "Nutcase!" "Sister, your son is safe" "He witnessed the whole drama" "This scene fell in place of its own accord" "Don't snitch" "It will be a disgrace" "She has eyes only for him" "You came running first, right?" "Why didn't you jump into the well and save that boy?" "Why did you hesitate?" "I came running on the spur of the moment" "Only after seeing the water I realized I can't swim" "Don't you know to swim?" "No" "You don't have to learn swimming to save others" "But you should know at least to save yourself, right?" "I should've learnt it when I was a kid" "Who will teach me now?" "I can teach you" ""You didn't see the girl I saw clearly"" "(Smoking causes cancer smoking kills)" ""The girl you saw clearly I didn't see, you see"" ""Your glance and mine differ really"" ""The sight I saw apparently you didn't get to see"" "Have I learned to swim?" "That's all there is to it" "He isn't holding the rope properly" "Hold the rope tight Otherwise it will be risky" "I've sent you alone with him in the water" "Can this be riskier than that?" "Boss, I don't know to swim either" "So what?" "Can you ask your cousin to teach me as well?" "The cost is not a criteria" "You look like a rhino" "And you're ready to pounce on a calf" "Bad enough his swimming lesson is making my stomach somersault!" "And you're adding fuel to the fire" "Boss, why are you flustered?" "Don't you trust your cousin?" "I trust her" "But not her age" "Her age is bound to graze" "He's in the age to gaze and raze" "I'm terrified he'll pounce on her" "Come here" "(indistinct mumbling)" "He is in a tearing hurry" "Why are you in a hurry?" "How long do I swim on the surface?" "I want to dive in now" "Do you intend joining the Olympics?" "Swim on the surface and come out quickly" "It's crowded here" "Shall we learn to swim underwater?" "Boss, he has taken her down giving some silly excuse" "Stop gaping, boss and pull the rope" "Cousin's fate is sealed!" "Even when he's outside his behavior is bad" "Imagine the limits he will cross down under" "Why are you on this river bank tugging at a rope?" "I'm testing the level of water for farming in summer" "You are the only politician to think of the farmers 24x7x365" "'He has seen them'" "I'll pay you even if it is a little more than I can afford" "But bring her everyday" "Underwater swimming is refreshing" "I've heard of men who pander at night" "This is the 1st time I'm seeing someone procure during the day" "A man should make money by working his butt out" "Not earn by butting in and lining his pocket" "How dare you accuse me?" "You, bloody flesh-peddler!" "He'll tom-tom all over" " Shall we go?" " Don't be so loud" "Is it a crime to talk to you?" "God help me" "I'm a weak student" "So even if I take 10-15 days, please teach me patiently" "I nearly died just in one day" "And you want 10 or 15 days?" "Come here, dude" "You really don't know to swim?" "Of course I know!" "Then why are you pretending?" "Dude, girls prefer boys who say they don't know" "That's the technique I'm using with your cousin" "'How do I save my Nayantara from this Simbu?" "'" "Have you eaten?" "Generally we as hosts ask this question to a guest" "You are the guest here and you're asking her!" "Uncle, how come you are at home today?" "I am busy if I am outside" "When I'm at home it means I am hungry" "Do you know how to ride a cycle?" "'Dude, girls prefer boys who say they don't know'" "What?" "I don't...know" "I don't even know where the pedal is" "Or the bell I have no clue" "Do you know how to ride a cycle?" " Yes, I do" " Will you teach me?" "It is my duty" "You get the cycle ready" "I'll get you ready" "You told me girls prefer boys who say they don't know" "Sometimes girls prefer boys who say they know" "That's the technique I used here" "He keeps confusing me" "Slowly" "Yes, gently" "Yes, you almost got it" "Watch your step?" "Like this?" "Yes" "Now step by step I'll teach you" "Okay" "This is the handle bar" "You take this hand and place it on this handle bar" "And hold it tight" "Boss" "He didn't touch the handle bar" "He stroked your cousin's hand!" "This is the pedal" "Take your foot and place it firmly" "What are you doing?" "You must pedal with your foot like this" "Boss, he's stroking" " Only the pedal?" " No...her leg" "Main point to remember you must not bend your waist" "Why?" "Then you will fall" "Won't you catch me if I fall?" "Of course I will" "To make sure you don't bend I'll hold your waist" "Boss, he's holding your cousin's waist" "Why yell as if you burnt your hand on a stove?" "Dude, I'll hold her waist Will you hold the cycle?" "'He's torturing me deeply'" "Okay, you look very tensed" "I'll hold both" "It's crowded here" "Shall we go learn alone?" "I had peace of mind when he was my enemy" "As a friend, he is torturing me to death" "Sir, just say the word and I'll deflate the tires" "Enough of your ideas" "Just the 6 of us seem like a crowd to him, huh?" "She asked you first if you knew to ride a cycle" "Instead of saying yes and having a field day you let her loose in the field with him" "Okay, let it go It's just a cycle" "That's what you think" "But he used that as an excuse to sideline you" "And cycled away with her" "It's not like that, friend" "You know how in a crowded bus we accidentally touch the female passengers" "Let's take it that way" "Stop it, boss" "They get so angry even if it is an accident" "This incident is intentional" "She's co-operating happily instead of getting angry" "That isn't the point" "Even if you use 101 excuses he got away with his ruses" "He got away with 2 dialogs 'I know I don't know'" "And he took your cousin from under your chin" "That isn't the point, my dear chap" "This is just an ordinary cycle?" "I'll buy her a car and bait her tomorrow" "Even if you buy a car, he'll only drive it" "You blockhead bloke" "I'm already in a state of confusion worse confounded" "And you're rubbing salt on to my wound" "That's the way" "Soooper" "Little bit of balance" "Watch out" "Now I'll take my hand off" "I'll let go I have let go" "You need some balance!" "Sorry" "I told you I'll teach you how to ride a cycle" "And I pushed you down" "I fell on purpose" "When I can ride a scooty won't I know how to ride a cycle?" "I wanted to get to know you better" "So I acted as if I didn't know" "I also know how to swim" "I lied to get to know you better" "I stepped into your house only to fall in love with you" "I love you too" "Now that we are in love shall we sing a song?" ""Your style is your power"" ""I am a public figure"" ""I intend chatting-dating with you, my darling"" ""Enchantress, temptress tipsy You (s)tumbled and fell on me"" ""And you got into my mind easily"" ""My throat feels clammed My love explodes with a bang"" ""Prince, kiss me In gallons plenty"" ""Kisses you drink up with gulps nonstop"" ""My heart misses a beat Adrenalin races indeed"" ""You ride me like a cycle with expertise"" ""You show me paradise in your eyes"" ""You gallivant fancy-free thru' vales and dales with me"" ""You scream into my ear loudly to take you to Love-city"" ""Miss Love-demoness hoity-toity"" ""Siren, seductress dizzily You (s)tumbled and fell on me"" ""And you got into my soul breezily"" ""My throat feels clammed My love explodes with a bang"" ""Prince, kiss me In gallons plenty"" ""Touch me bravely"" ""Look at me again, sweetie"" ""My jasmine beauty"" ""Come to me readily"" ""Love happened in a blink"" ""Didn't sleep even a wink"" ""Now we rock and roll"" ""In foreign soil"" ""No flight to handle Nor a visa hassle"" ""No laws to abide for this love-ride"" ""When you spoke, dear"" ""Nothing else I wanted to hear"" ""The moment my eyes saw you"" ""No one else could be my beau"" ""Like a coin flipped in mid-air my mind flies with a fillip share"" ""Love gathered in gallons wants to test its skill at once"" ""Miss Love-incubus"" ""Miss Chanakya, smooth operator (s)tumbled on me, schemer you are"" ""You entered my heart's chamber"" ""My throat feels clammed My love explodes with a bang"" ""Prince, kiss me In gallons plenty"" ""Style goes for a toss"" "Son...?" "Can you call a mechanic if there's one nearby?" "Call him yourself if your car has stopped" "Why are you asking me?" "Am I your servant?" "Get lost, man" "Our car broke down" "Can you send us a mechanic?" "I'm a mechanic myself" "I can take apart any car from Audi to lorry and repair them" "Who is this man?" "Your driver?" "Father" "I'll hook it in 5 minutes" " Which?" " The car" "Go, man" "Actually the engine shouldn't be here" "Which company is this?" "Oh!" "This car, huh?" "Looks like a big party" "Should fix the car" "Repair her mind" "And get settled in life" "I'll pretend to repair it" "Sir, start the car" "Why are you honking?" "Where are they?" "Mechanic, fix the car and bring it to his house" "I'll give you 5 or 10 bucks so you can buy a cup of tea" "You know his house?" "As if he won't know!" "Get it ready double quick and bring it home" "You know who this is?" "My uncle" "Come here from Chennai" "Do you know English, country brute?" "What a funny face he has" "He locked my cousin" "I'll do the same to his cousin" "All of you please sit" "My brother-in-law wanted to see you all" "That's why I called you here" "Kadiresa, even though you settled down in Chennai you haven't forgotten us in all these years" "How can you say that?" "Who are you?" "My kith and kin" "My partners" "I've fixed my daughter's wedding" "The groom is my friend's son" "He holds a very prestigious post" "In Chennai" "I thought I should come and invite all of you personally" "You've invited us, coming all the way here" "How will we not come?" "Our entire village will be present and make it a festival!" "'She likes dogs'" "'I like her'" "'Let me befriend the dog and then become her boyfriend'" "Hello...hello?" " Is this your baby?" " Yes, what happened?" "It escaped onto the streets on its own" "Street dogs were chasing it ferociously" "I jumped in the middle of the road somersaulted and saved this little pup" "It escaped from the street dog And got caught with this mongrel" "You've been of great help" "Will you drink tea or coffee?" "I'll drink anything you give me" "Will you drink the water kept for our cows?" "Here you go I'll bring coffee" "Foreign biscuit" "You got my cousin wooing her for a week" "I hooked your cousin in one day Did you notice that?" "She offered me a biscuit the 1st time she set eyes on me" "Next meet, I'll give her a mango as aphrodisiac!" "Okay, give me a biscuit" "No, this is a love gift I won't give anyone" "Why are you eating this biscuit?" "You gave it to me" "Gawd!" "It's for the dog" "Dog biscuit?" "That will make him froth at the mouth, right?" "He'll pee near an electric pole!" "Oh no...grandma!" "Why did you call me?" "I've fallen in love" "With whom?" "Your cousin" "My bloody fate!" "A rooster can wish to eat wheat" "But not gold biscuits" "How can a rooster eat gold biscuits?" "Don't think you're clever and make me lose my temper" "Same way, how do you think she will love you?" "She's as fair as a foreigner" "You are dark like a cucumber seller" "How will it match?" "When whites in America can elect a colored president can't I be the husband of your fair cousin?" "Don't try to use color to break up my love" "If she doesn't become my wife I'll sacrifice my life" "She'll die if she knows you're thinking of her you know" "She is already engaged" "Even if she gets married, I won't let her go" "Don't you feel ashamed to buy the records of someone else's bike?" "I ward off evil for stolen cars" " Hey!" " What?" "Why do you keep going from pillar to post?" "Can't you be in one place and talk?" "She's getting married in Chennai next week" "What will you do in one week?" "We're going to Chennai tomorrow, meeting her fiance, kidnapping him ...and threatening him" "If he doesn't respond" "This seems risky" "I'm not game for" "If I don't get your cousin, I won't let you marry mine" "I'll even sacrifice my life to ensure you both break up" "I'll split you" "Break it up" "I'll break the bond" "That's what I'll say" "Don't I have the right?" "You're getting angry" "Okay, we'll go to Chennai tomorrow" "We'll see the fiance and kidnap him" "Okay?" "Bro, can I hug you just one time?" "Come, dude" "Praise be to Lord Muruga!" "He is the groom, dude" " Hey!" "Wait" " What?" "What will you achieve by going empty-handed?" "Take this with you" "Idiot!" "How can I take a knife into the temple?" "If you swing it along it looks like a weapon" "If you add this lemon it is devotion" "I like your dialogs with gun-timing" "Don't waste time with your rhyme, do your crime!" "'He looks comical whatever I do to change him'" "Why call me back when I want to hack?" "If someone sneaks to the cops about your fast and furious act?" "So...what do we do?" "Sis, hold this bag" "Be still" "What are you up to?" "Praise be to Kali Goddess of fury" "Now you resemble hero Vijay in 'Thirupaachi'" "Anyone who hears this will have a hearty laugh" "Don't be silly This is serious business" "Furious More fury" "He has gone into that crowd" "In that same crowd I'll slice him to pieces" "Come back victorious" "I'll make that 'curd rice' bleed to death as red as 'tomato rice'" "Move aside" "Where is he?" "Next?" "Like a hotelier pierces the bill he stuck this right in" " Where did he disappear?" " Praise be to Lord Muruga" "Missing for so long, moron!" "They are feeding the needy on the other side, go there" "Good lord!" "What is this?" "Can't understand a word...wait" "You went in to slice that groom" "And you got your tongue almost sliced into two" "As if I'll torture myself That God-man pierced it" "Why did you stick your tongue out at him?" "Why would I?" "He pounced on me, pierced me and packed me away" "You're not even fit to be pickled!" "Come with me" "Hey...wait" "He is going...gone" "He escaped?" "I won't spare him" "You find an auto I'll change and join you" "That's him" "Follow him 1st murder" "Do a thorough job" "Shall I kill him?" "Patience!" " Shall I kill him?" " Be patient!" "Shall I kill him?" "Do it, sir" "You keep asking simply for effect?" "Why are you getting tensed?" "How many murders we would have witnessed in an auto?" "Do it before the police hound you" "This is a metro city" "There will be cameras all over the place" "You shouldn't act in haste and repent later" "Dude, he has got himself cornered in a dead end" "Can't get a better chance than this" "Before he finishes peeing you finish him off" "You think so?" "I won't spare you" "Is he going for a walk?" "By just following him he has made my bones weary" "You come here from Bihar" "Kidnap children and hold them to ransom" "Kidnap college girls and rape them" "Throw that body in Andhra border" "We can close the case claiming we shot them when they escaped" "Dude, what happened?" "You went in like superstar Rajini And you come out like Ghajini!" "Did you leave me and drink tender coconut water?" "I didn't drink any damn thing" " I pissed in fear" " Yuck!" "Instead of him pissing he made me pee!" "He's a police officer from the encounter department" " What?" " He counts and kills" "He made 4 thugs kneel down and shot them dead in that dead end" "Why are you scared?" "Are we from a family that can be scared by a gun?" "Even a stone can scare me!" "You've seen me fall in love" "You've seen me excel in comedy" "Have you seen me in action?" "No" "You'll see it now" "Come along" "If you won't take a complaint what does it mean, sir?" "You claim 'the police is your friend'" "First you answer my friend's query" "Who is this bringing the roof down?" "They have come to lodge a complaint" "Take it and send him" "Complaint is against you, sir" "Against me?" "If you don't accept this complaint we'll protest in front of the commissioner's office" "Let's go in, dude" "Why are you sweating when it is so cool in here?" "It's not AC as in air conditioner" "But that Assistant Commissioner sends shivers down my spine" "You shouldn't be flustered now" "But a bull seeing red" "He is the one who should be flustered" "Take all this off" "Hey!" "Now why are you unbuttoning my shirt?" "To frighten your enemy you should be fit as a fiddle" "Or the perfect body language!" "You are too scrawny" "But make him pee in his pants with your body language" "Go, get him" "'Now watch my body language'" "Look at my friend's performance" "He'll be in shock looking at my walk" "What a stride!" "You think you are some don" "Walking in to this office with your shirt unbuttoned" "Look how decently dressed this gentleman is" "'I am unable to understand his body language!" "'" "Button up your shirt, rascal" "Let's go, dude" "No tears, don't cry" "Steady, watch your step" "Tell me" "Sir..." "I want" "Can I drink some water?" "Why is he behaving so weirdly?" "Sir, he is hopping mad at you" "What's wrong, buddy?" "He has a gun in his hand" "Do you want him to be trigger happy?" "Don't worry I'm here for you" "Come to the point" "Sir, I am in love with his cousin" "Okay" "He is in love with my cousin" "Hmmm...okay" "You're marrying his cousin" "If you do so, whose cousin will I marry then?" "'I spoke correctly He is confused now'" "Who are you?" "He doesn't seem to know us" "This man...?" "'Are they planning for the next encounter?" "'" "Get the jeep ready" "Let's talk on the way Come along with me" "No problem" "Where is he taking us?" "Lunch time, right?" "He wants to take us to a hotel enjoy 'biriyani' and talk leisurely" "Let's go" "Tell him to choose a good non vegetarian hotel" "I thought he was taking us to a hotel" "I thought so too" "We are in a bus stand now" "Sir, tickets you asked" "Maybe he wants us to watch a movie" "Here are 2 tickets" "Which film, sir?" "I shouldn't set my eyes on you in this lifetime" "Go back to your home town" "We are talking serious business with you" "And you're packing us off back home like school kids?" "I'm being very decent because you're in the department" "He's a thug after becoming a cop" "My friend is a thug right from school days" "When did I ever step inside a school?" "'He is booking my death in advance'" "Hey wait!" "'My lord Jesus, save me from the hands of this Satan'" "'Thank God I'm safe'" "'He is also alive?" "'" "'How come he is alive?" "'" "'Who was the victim then?" "'" "Who is this?" "I told you to surrender" "And you're trying to escape to Andhra?" "Drag him away" "You were saying something to me" "What was it about?" "Listening to all that you said clearly and precisely we decided to go back to our home town" "Let's go, buddy" "Whaat?" "Sir, a small request" "Let's flip a coin" "If it is tails you can tail her" "If it's heads I go ahead marrying her" "Heads" "She is mine" "'Why is he screwing up his face?" "'" "Is this a cricket match to play 'heads or tails'?" "I'll smash you" "What?" "Get this straight into your mind" "What, da?" "Only 5 minutes left for the bus to start" "Before that finish all your unfinished business" "I'll reserve a seat for you" "Sir, he's a bit short tempered" "Punch you on your face You're short tempered, huh?" "My friend has a heart of gold" "I'll sacrifice even my life for him" "Stop begging inside the bus" "Don't sit next to me" "Move aside Don't touch me" "Hey...you?" "He has ripped you apart?" "Didn't you retaliate?" "Did you?" "I would have thrashed him" "But he was in his uniform So I spared his life" "You've learnt to talk" "He isn't even human" "He beat me up without any qualms in a public place" "Why are you crying?" "I'm telling you even now" " This wedding won't happen" " How are you so sure?" "We kidnap the groom" "We stop the wedding" "Again, huh?" "(indistinct chatter)" "Come...welcome" "'Glutton'" "'Come to hog'" "Hey Anju darling!" "How are you?" "Seeing this wedding I'm in the marriage-mood" "I'm in the mood for honeymoon now" "Do your lovey-dovey talk in the kitchen...go" "Forever disturbing us" "Get lost, you kumki!" "Go in and take care of the guests" "See you" "'He's making an ass of himself'" "Spread the leaves fast" "Bro, they are looking for you" "Why are you dressed up all fancy, like the groom?" "You planned to kidnap the groom and stop the wedding, didn't you?" "I believed you and I'm here in this attire" "Your speech is at a tangent" "Oh!" "That plan, huh?" "You were hurting and in tears" "So I said that to console you" "You took that seriously?" "I can never be her husband then?" "You can't even be the best man, da" "You won't be able to handle this" "Hey!" "Come here" "Drink this raw in 1 gulp (Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Stand in a corner and watch the function" "I have a lot of work to do" "Let me empty this into me" "Bring the bride" "Bring the groom" "Shakthi" "Come" "'29 minutes earlier'" "(Holy chants)" "There is an important enquiry to be made" "Come outside Just for 5 minutes" "Dad...?" "Be calm" "I'm right here" "Why are they taking our groom outside?" "Sir, why are you taking him with you on his wedding day?" "He allowed the real bank robbers to escape by taking a bribe from them" "He got college students from Bihar caught in a false encounter case" "We've got orders to arrest him from the Human rights commission" "Brother-in-law" "Be calm" "Let me see what I can do" "What a disaster!" "Did they fall for the groom because of his prestigious job and high connections?" "That's why a thorough investigation is a must" "As if they wouldn't have done that?" "Bro...?" "Bro-in-law?" "Dad?" "What's wrong?" "What happened?" "Think about our bride's future" "Let us discuss this after the wedding" "Sir, there is a chance he will be locked up for 10-15 years" "The bride's life will be ruined" "Sir" "Brother...?" "Don't worry It will all be fine" "Brother-in-law" "My daughter's life is ruined because of me" "I only saw if the groom was educated and had a good job" "I overlooked his character!" "Why are you crying?" "You've called the entire village" "Will we abandon you in your time of need?" "Point out a good boy you like from our village" "We will finalize it right now" "Where will I go looking for a good groom at this point?" "Why should you hunt for a good boy?" "Our brother-in-law's son Shakthi is a perfect choice" "Just ask your brother-in-law if he is okay with this alliance" "As if he will say no?" "That's not fair" "If I had asked him earlier for this alliance, then it is okay" "Now to say, 'please let your son marry my daughter because of this situation'" "How can I face him and ask him such a favor?" "Bro-in-law!" "How can you separate my family and yours?" "Divya is my sister's daughter" "I can't keep quiet seeing her suffer" "Let me announce this" "In front of all of you now" "This wedding will be performed today" "On this same stage, my son will marry your daughter" "Have faith in me" "To be on the safe side ask your son, bro" "My son will never defy me" "Shakthi...?" "Beat the drums" "'A month later'" "I have to go to Thiruvanmiyur" "Okay, sir" "Vincent's duty is over" "I'll take care of this gate" "Stop, bro" "Here is your fare" "You called me repeatedly and here you are sitting so relaxed" "And happily watching some silly cartoon" "Why did you ask me to come?" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "One who calls you when he's bored is your friend" "One who treats you for a beer is your 'best' friend!" "You are my best friend" "That's why I need a favor from you" "Shoot" "Is love marriage ideal?" "Or a marriage arranged formally?" "If one has decided to commit suicide what does it matter if it's a noose or sleeping pills?" "Bang on, dude" "A man can easily be a bachelor and happy" "A girl can also be foot loose and fancy free" "But I swear a man and a woman can never live under the same roof happily" "Why are you telling this to me?" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "I'm planning to divorce my wife" "Whaaat?" "Not even a month since you got married?" "What's made you come to such a drastic conclusion?" "Tell me every single detail, except your wedding night!" "I'll tell you from my wedding night" "'I went to my bedroom at the stroke of 9'" "'She didn't come in when the clock struck 10' '11:00 p.m and still no sign of her'" "'At 12 midnight-'" "Did she come?" "The maid came in" "Madam is busy with her project work" "She'll be free only in the morning" "She asked you to shut the door and go to bed" "She didn't ask me to shut just the door, dude (Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Then...?" "My tender heart also" "'Instead of coming in the previous night with a glass of milk...' '...she came in the morning with a cup of coffee'" "We've just got married" "We need time to understand each other" "Only then we can lead a happy life" "Let's maintain our distance till we get to know each other" "She said she would switch off the light only when you understand each other (Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Even that is okay" "You know what happened on that day?" "What happened?" "Get up" "Careful" "Slowly" "Who split so much water here?" "I did" "I peed and washed my feet" "Will anyone spill water on the floor of a restroom?" "Why not?" "In my village, we have to wash our feet after peeing" "Only then can we step inside" "Your bathroom in the city is inside the house" "So I followed my usual routine" "Is this a public toilet?" "To wash your feet?" "This is a western toilet" "Don't stare blankly 1st learn how to use this properly" "Put the lid up, pee and press the flush button" "It will clean automatically" "Understood?" "It's okay if she teaches me 1-2-3" "She even coaches me how to pee!" "You know how good I was in 1st grade when I used to piss on the wall" "When you were 6, you used to be the Olympic champion in peeing" "It's okay if she teaches her husband to kiss" "Instead she taught him to piss" "Shakthi, give the burger to Rahul" "He can't tolerate hunger" "Evening warm up the milk and give it to him" "He hates being cooped up at home" "Take him out shopping" "Just clean this comb also" "Who is this Rahul?" "Her nephew?" "Her pet doggy!" "She wanted Rahul to be given burger and milk at the right time" "Did she say she has cooked for me?" "Leave it, dude" "Your wife is at least asking you to feed her dog" "Some wives treat their husbands like dogs" "Village girls get possessed by ghosts" "City girls get obsessed with dogs" "You must not take all this to heart" "Come on" "I was playing a game of cards with my friends happily, dude" "At that time" "(clears throat)" "Okay, bro" "We'll continue tomorrow" " Enough" " Bro...?" "Time to switch on the motor for water, see you" "Peter, sit" "Time for me to water the plants" "Why, da?" "Go" "Give me 5 minutes I'll dish up something" "We can both eat dinner together" "You go ahead" "I already cooked and ate fish for dinner" "You went to the market and bought fish?" "You had that huge fish in your fish tank" "I fished it out, cleaned, chopped, fried it and ate" "You ate my 'vastu' fish?" "Was that your good luck fish?" "I thought it was king fish?" "Do you know the price of that fish?" "Rs 150000 1 fish costs 1.5 lakhs?" "It wasn't that tasty" "The shopkeeper has taken you for a royal ride" "Even if we auctioned the fishes in our village pond they will fetch the same price" "You've been duped" "Don't you know to differentiate a vastu fish and a king fish?" "Poor you!" "Not knowing English you're being humiliated" "Born in Tamil Nadu and not knowing English isn't a dishonor" "Only if you don't know Tamil it is a disgrace" "Then what happened?" "I lost my cool" "Where are you taking me?" "'You know what I did-'" "See for yourself" "You brought the roof down for eating 1 fish of yours" "I've filled your tank with 1 kg of fish" "Happy now?" "Not only did you digest my expensive fish" "You filled this with some random ribbon fish" "And converted my house into a smelly fish market" "You want to know if I am happy?" "Aiyo!" "It cost me 500 bucks" "Down the drain!" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "I'm getting rebuked by her day in and day out, dude" "These are all trivial problems" "I can make it alright with my friendship" "Okay?" "Go ahead, drink" "Only alcohol won't do for this situation" "Then?" "I need a song to cheer me up" "That's an easy request to fulfill" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Dude?" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Let's go join" ""Silly fool...dumbass"" ""Imbecile...jackass"" ""I was embarrassed, dude Felt ashamed I goofed"" ""Nose cut and disgrace It was a slap in my face"" ""I was so distraught Like a chicken with head cut off"" ""After marrying her I became a tattered underwear"" ""On her toe I slid the ring on the day of my wedding"" ""I went on my bended knees knowingly to appease"" ""I wore shirts made of snake leather No more torture can I stand from her"" ""No need of wife in my life"" ""What rubbish I say She chased me away"" ""Like a shirt, casually she discarded me"" ""What nonsense I say She sent me away"" ""Like a shirt, indifferently she dumped me"" ""Come and get the water ready Pour the quarter real steady"" ""False, humbug of a life All lies, hypocrite for a wife"" ""I was put to shame, dude Felt awkward I goofed"" ""I brought myself disgrace It was a slap in my face"" ""I was so overwrought Like a chicken with head cut off"" ""After marrying her I ended up as a tattered underwear"" ""I was embarrassed, dude Felt humiliated I goofed"" ""I felt stupid, dude Such a dumb thing to do"" ""I was put to shame, dude Felt awkward I goofed"" ""What a blooper My biggest blunder"" ""Bachelor life is truly jolly After marriage, life is a mess unholy"" ""She'll lock you like a marble in a soda bottle"" ""That is the job really of every female you see"" ""Teach teenagers to say no to marriage we must start a separate college"" ""She will spoil your sleep She'll bother you deep and steep"" ""She'll burst crackers in heart's chambers"" ""No need of wife in my life"" ""What rubbish I say She chased me away"" ""She discarded me Like a shirt, casually"" ""What nonsense I say She sent me away"" ""She dumped me Like a shirt, indifferently"" "Divya...?" "Look who is here" "Chee!" "Why did she ignore me?" "I'll be back" "Divya, can't you say a friendly hello to a guest?" "Why did you bring him here?" "I can't stand him" "Ask him to leave" "I didn't call him He came of his own accord" "How can I ask a guest to leave?" "That's your problem" "I want him out in 10 minutes" "One look at him and I feel like puking" "He's here on some important work" "He will stay just for a week and then leave" "Let him be here till then" "His face, dress and the way he speaks" "We have only 2 bedrooms here" "You are in one I am in one" "He can sleep in the hall" "Rahul sleeps in the hall" "If he sleeps there and Rahul gets all his diseases?" "Okay, I'll come up with some excuse" "She was asking me where I could buy meat" "I'll add lots of ghee and cook for" "You heard her?" "You overheard everything?" "I'll try to convince" "Am I some pig that has got bird flu?" "For your dog to get my contagious diseases" "One look at me and it seems she feels like vomiting?" "Am I some public toilet for her to puke with just one look?" "I'll talk and convince" "Even if you ask me to stay I won't stay in this place" "Wait, I'll talk to her" "Dude, listen to me" "Don't get offended" "Bro...?" "She has had a change of heart, dude" "Yes, dear?" "Take your bag with you" "Even that may be contagious and Rahul may fall sick" "You might as well give me some poison and kill me" "Why are you upset?" "So what if she doesn't let you stay here?" "I will make you stay in this same place" "I don't have any objections to you staying in my room" "But only after 12:30 at night Viswam Iyer will come here after work" "You can come only after that" "That's okay" "Sait will get up at 3:00 a.m to go for his early morning walk" "You must get up before that" "That's okay" "In between you can sleep however long you want" "There is hardly an hour in between" "You have 1 whole hour, right?" "Hey Anjalai!" "Coming, dear" "That's his wife Get into her good books (Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "'Only stuff available free for the asking is liquor'" "'Our friendship is like that'" "Will your father get the snacks for the liquor?" "I'll bring it now" "Go and get it" "A watchman hits his wife and has her under his thumb (Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Have you ever hit your wife?" "Not at all" "Some girls can be tamed with love and hugs" "Some fall in line only with blows" "Your wife falls into the 2nd category" "Isn't it wrong to hit your wife?" "A teacher hits the student when he or she is wrong?" "Think of it that way" "Hit your wife" "Only then she will come to heel" "After the way I strike her she should become my eternal slave" "Here I come" "I'll show you who I am" "Oh!" "You are here" "Dog is in the place meant for me" "Get lost!" "Don't you know how to behave towards Rahul?" "Don't you know how to behave towards your husband?" "You eat, watch TV and sleep with this dog" "You might as well have got married to a dog" " Don't call him 'dog'" " Then what?" "His name is Rahul" "If you utter the word 'dog' once more, I will kill you" "You'll kill me?" "I'll kill your bloody dog" "You had the guts to hit my Rahul?" "Yes, so what?" "How dare you hit your husband?" "'You thought I was a wimp?" "'" "'Where is she?" "'" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Tell me" "I hit her just as you told me to" "Daily morning 2 slaps 4 blows at noon 6 hard knocks at night" "She'll come under your control" "You and your timetable!" "She has fainted with 1 single slap of mine" "She isn't opening her eyes" "I checked and she isn't breathing" "Her limbs are cold and my heartbeat is on hold" "I think she may be dead" "'I told him to take my tips as just an appetizer'" "'He took it like a buffet!" "'" "'Where the hell is he?" "'" "'Looks like he chased her all over the place and hit her'" "'This place is in a topsy-turvy mess'" "'How did he bottle up so much anger and appear so calm?" "'" "'Where is he?" "'" "'What happened?" "'" "Good lord...dude" "Get up" "What's wrong?" "Hey!" "My best friend!" "Don't cry 1st time murder is always difficult" "We have this gunny bag and saw" "Let's chop the body into bits" "Tie the bag and dump it into the river Cooum" "No one can find out" "Where is the body?" "Why?" "After I called you one last time I came to check if she was alive" "I splashed a handful of water" "Like a tsunami she lashed out at me" "She swirled and twirled me all around" "My scalp...hair" "It hurts" "Don't" "So she is the one who hit you" "Why?" "What did I tell you all this while?" "You should be careful only now" "If a wife starts hitting her husband it will become a habit" "We shouldn't give room for that" "Hereafter make sure you wear a helmet when you are at home" "Pad for your knees" "Gloves for your hands" "Preferably abdomen guard too" "She will attack at all vulnerable spots" "Wipe your eyes" "We go to the police station" "We file a complaint against her and we walk out immediately" " Okay" " Let's go" "I think she is here" "Go...go" "You go I'll follow" "You want me to go?" "Okay, I'll go" "Wait...wait" "Keep this for safety" "If I kill your wife you won't feel sad" "Not one bit" "Let me see who wins" "What happened?" "They seem to be generous with their blows, dude" "Why should you be scared?" "Hitting a female isn't even a big crime" "It isn't as if we killed her" "We meet the inspector" "Tell him what happened in a crystal clear manner" "And then walk out in quick strides" "As if we don't know the law" "Very true" "Watch your step, sir" "Why are you tensed now?" "Sir, you are wanted inside" "Come, show him what a big shot you are" "'Bad penny again!" "'" "Come in, bird brained Chinnasami" "You are also with him" "We are both good friends now, sir" "He gave the idea to hit you?" "Yes" "'She snitched'" "Did you hit your wife?" "Sir, I am not to blame at all" "She is the one who hits me" "She stamps me when she is angry" " Then?" " Bites me often" "If a wife hits the husband that isn't a case" "But the opposite holds good as a case" "Your wife says you were only arguing" "And it ballooned to blows only because of him" "If he is the reason for all this uproar you'll be freed and he will be locked up" "But if you are the reason for all this I'll file a case against you" "What do you say?" "Where's his hand?" "Between a husband and wife there may be 101 differences" "A 3rd person stepping into that space is wrong, no?" "Of course" "What you did was wrong, dude" "If I must choose between law and friendship, law takes the upper hand" "According to your rules take whatever action you want to take, sir" "What?" "Your husband has agreed Shall I let him off the hook?" "No way" "Thinks he can get away?" "He has hit his wife" "He'll reform only if he spends at least 1 night here" "If you don't register a case I'll be forced to complain against you" "'She's the right fire for this dragon of a cop'" "What arrogance!" "Sonny, your wife's case is very strong" "I have no other go but to lock you up in our cell" "Sub inspector, take him to cell #1" "Come with me" "Don't forget my friend" "Where are you off to?" "Wait here" "'Started his act'" "'Time for me to unbutton my shirt!" "'" "Why are you taking off your shirt?" "If you remove your false moustache I know you'll rip my shirt off me" "That's why I decided to make it easy for you" "'He has got up'" "Why are you scared?" "'He'll enjoy bouncing me like a ball'" "I am not like how I was before" "If I fly in mid-air I feel dizzy" "If I circle and hit my sugar level rises" "If I stretch and hit my knee goes for a toss" "My blood pressure is so high I can't enjoy even a cup of coffee" "With all this how can I hit you?" "Sub inspector?" "'All because of the sins you accumulated'" "Take him to cell #2" "Come with me" ""Happiness unlimited In my heart escalated"" ""Rainbows zillion altogether flash and change in my favor"" ""New age man...!"" "He said I can watch TV in there in cool comfort" "I just saw a ghost" "There's a silver colored replica of you inside, sir" "That isn't a man It's a robot" "I'm unable to hit like I used to, right?" "I've loaded a program into it" "Don't worry" "He'll do the needful on my behalf every step of the way just as I did" "Take him to the robot" "It will hit me ditto like you?" "!" "Let go of me" "Let go of me please" "I am robot" "Inspector Muthukaruppan is my boss" "My speed is 1 terahertz" "My memory is 1 terabytes" "You would have seen a robot on TV, in the theatre, even on YouTube" "Have you ever seen one face to face?" "Look now 1 swift blow from me 1.5 tonne weight" "Watch me in action" "Egghead Siva is a wicked one" "I can't even bear that cop's blows" "Imagine a robot-attack" "Not this" "Bring the robbery file" "Come in, sir" "Please sit down" "What brings you all the way here?" "Just 1 call and I would've come over" "You'll keep my son-in-law and his friend under lock and key" "Who will come here if not me?" "If my daughter registered a complaint impulsively won't you make proper enquiries?" "I wasn't even aware he is your son-in-law, sir" "He didn't tell me either" "Advocate, look into the case and do the needful" "Where is my son-in-law?" "Yov!" "Bring the boy" "Let go of me" "I'm just helping you" "Sorry, son-in-law" "If only you had told him of our relationship he would have let you go" "Your daughter was the one who pushed us in" "Let's talk this over at home" "No, I don't want to come, uncle" "For my sake" "Should my client sign this report?" "Not necessary" "Dude, I'll take you to the hospital" "Take your hands off me" "I didn't feel bad even when your wife betrayed us" "But you snitched to the police" "My blood is boiling within me" "You've only seen me as your friend Chinnasami" "You haven't seen me as your enemy, right?" "You'll see from now on" "Hereafter you are my traitor And I'm your enemy" "Going back to your village?" "Yes" "Go wherever you want" "But grant me a divorce before you leave from here" "Instead of 2 people who hate each other living like this we can get a proper divorce and lead our lives happily alone" "Let us apply for divorce" "Girls in the city think divorce is as easy as applying for a driver's license, right?" "It is not just a problem between you and me alone" "It involves the prestige of our respective parents" "And self respect of both our families" "I can't live with you based on self respect and prestige" "I am independent" "I will live according to my wish only" "I need a divorce from you" "Now that you have initiated this demand for a divorce I'll grant it" "But 1 condition" "Like how I stayed in your house for a month you must stay in my house for the same 30 days" "Why should I?" "When your wedding was stopped I agreed to marry you to uphold my father's promise" "If I go back home alone now looking at my plight, my parents will blame themselves" "They will be totally shattered" "If not for my happiness at least to please them ...stay with us for 30 days as a model daughter-in-law" "On the 31st day, I will myself sign the papers for you 1 month?" "I can't even stay in your house for 1 day!" "Then I can't grant you divorce" "Do what you want" "1 minute" "If I do as you say will you grant me divorce?" "100%" "I'll come then" "But no one should know about this problem between us" "Welcome home both of you" "Stand next to each other" "Bless you, dear" "May you always be happy" "Shakthi, you both go" "Father, you come with us" "Let's all go together" "Your mother and I visit our family deity's temple every month" "It is a special function at the temple" "You both go" "Tell them, dear" "Please go happily together" "Take care" "Go, my dear" "(holy chant)" "Give me the plate with your offering" "Anjali, wait" "My intention was not to deceive you" "I was caught in a situation where I could not defy my father's words" "The day you dumped me for another girl I erased you from my heart" "Who is that girl?" "Shakthi was in love with her" "He married you because of his father's decision" "That's why she is angry" "Hey!" "Let go of her Who the hell are you?" "Let go of me" "Better get into the car" "Vettaiya's henchmen have kidnapped your son and daughter-in-law" "Vettaiya, come outside" "Thrash him and bring him out" "'Friendly appearance VIVEK'" "Uncle, I'm not an egg fritter to handle henchmen with kid's gloves" "I'm an anaconda that can swallow even 1000 men at a time" "You're a scarey cat who gets scared of a cat!" "You are quoting punch lines on bravery!" "Why did you bring my son here by force?" "Because I can't carry you" "You should have invited me formally for your son's wedding" "You didn't and still without holding a grudge against you I've brought him home for the customary family feast" "What bloody custom?" "When my sister is still alive the day you married another lady I severed all my connections" "I'll even give away my vest if someone asks" "But I won't let go of my family bond" "Vettaiya, you should have invited them as per our custom for a family feast" "But not use force" "I used force even on my wedding night" "So what do you expect from me?" "He won't listen to reason" "He needs to" "Father, don't" "After all just a tradition uncle is following" "We'll stay here for a few days and come back" "How can you support him?" "Listen to me, please" "I'm agreeing only because my son wishes it" "In another 2 days bring them back safe" "I will" "See you, uncle" "Shakthi, I will show you our ancestral pride" "This is my grandfather Settaiyan" "He died while he was peeing" "How is that possible?" "He pissed on a railway track" "Hit and run by train" "How did he die?" "He isn't dead, dear" "This is him in the photo" "That was taken when I had lots of hair" "This is your aunt senior" "Her name is Thangam" "This is your aunt junior" "She is Pushpam" "When I was touring China I got this China doll for a low price" "Without her father's knowledge I brought this chick back home" "I must introduce one more person to you" "Hey!" "Pasupathy" "Coming, bro" "Look at my lion cub" "Bro?" "Who is this elderly gentleman?" "Don't call him 'elderly'" "He's my younger brother" "He's still a bachelor" "We are looking for a bride" "According to his horoscope he will get a beautiful bride" "He lost his youth in this eternal search for the perfect bride" "Doesn't matter if he loses his youth" "Looks like he will lose his old age also" "Uncle, how old is he?" "Come September he completes 52 only" "Wait for another 8 years" "We can directly perform what we call as '60th wedding'" "How can you ridicule him?" "Pasupathy, like a bullet searing out of a gun show them how fast you can walk" "Why are you pushing your tongue out, boss?" "It is pushing itself out" "How can a man who can't even walk run a marathon?" "Not knowing my body's condition my brother delivers some punch line" "I am the sufferer in the end" "Instead of this wretched life you might as well" "Walk out of this house" "The money is all in his name" "That's true" "For 3 square meals a day I have to act more than Kamal Haasan in 'Moondram pirai'" "Is someone there?" "Can anyone hear me?" "What happened?" "I can't open this door" "Pull from inside" "I'm not able to" "Even in the bathroom, huh?" "What 'in the bathroom'?" "When there's a youngster who is a bachelor in this house why do you indulge in youthful romancing?" "Who is that youngster?" "He is talking about himself" "Hair is now salt and pepper" "Body had added flab and kilos" "What can you do if you get married now?" "I want to listen to my son call me 'pa'" "If you have a son he won't call you 'pa'" "He will only call you 'grandpa'" "He's calling me grandpa when I am so full of youth" "He only said 'grandpa'" "Not anything else derogatory" "Oldie" "She is calling you" "Not me" "I'm calling only you, oldie" "Can't you hear me?" "She's even implying I am deaf" "Turn back before she asks if you are blind?" "What?" "You are jobless, right?" "You can repair that door" "Am I a carpenter?" "Looks like she will also say 'pipe has rusted, repair that too'" "Pipe is already rusted!" "Chicken, mutton, fish, prawns, shark, crab" "What a spread!" "When you have the chance eat to your tummy's content" "'Come, all of you'" "Shakthi, Divya, come" "My dear wives serve everyone" "Pasupathy, how come you are here?" "I came to eat" "What is on your leaf?" "Mutton" "You have high cholesterol" "You shouldn't even touch it" "What is that in your hand?" "Chicken, bro" "Only last week, doctor said, your piles is lit up like a bulb" "How can you eat that?" "Now what is that?" "Sweet porridge" "'Payasam'" "Poor thing!" "Let him taste at least that" "Shut up, you tamarind sack!" "His sugar is as high as 300" "If he eats all this, he will die on the spot here, my beloved brother" "'Broadcast my ailments to the whole town...' '...you made me a confirmed bachelor, you bald monkey'" "Look, one look at the spice and his eyes are watering" "Wretched body" "Unable to eat spicy food" "He has made you put 1 foot in the grave with his dialogs" "Why are you shaking?" "Hunger..." "I'm fainting" "Serve more gravy" "Eat some more, bro" "Serve him some mutton curry" "Okay" "Tender piece of chicken for her" "She is so scrawny" "Serve her generously" "Did you serve them snail curry" " Snail is only for you" " Is that so?" "Why only me?" "Serve them too" "Why are you both pecking at your food?" "My dear nephew, make a big rice ball and feed your wife" "I'm telling you to feed her, right?" "It's okay, uncle" "Don't hesitate" "Listen to your uncle" "Do as I say" " Okay" " Do it now" "Yes, like that" "Some more" "My dear, why are you keeping quiet?" "Give him a big ball of rice" "He's your husband, right?" "Feed him" "No need, uncle" "Why are you defending her?" "Listen to your uncle Feed him now" "That's it, right" "Feed properly" "You saw how romantic that is" "'Husband and wife should feed each other'" "'Only then love will flow and the family will bond'" "As if I did it deliberately" "Yes, it was deliberate" "He said so, fine but why did you feed me?" "How can I say no to an elderly gentleman?" "Does he behave like an elderly man?" "He's a madcap of the 1st order" "Don't talk loudly That egghead will walk in" "Didn't they serve you egg today?" "Don't worry, I'll ask them to serve it for dinner" "Thangam, Pushpam" "Coming, dear" "No one in Tamil Nadu can beat me in following family traditions" "Thangam, take Divya and get her ready" "Sari and jewellery are in that box" "Come, my dear" "Shall I get your nephew ready?" "She's made in China" "She may go in for a dual sim!" "My nephew can manage" "You don't have to" " Take the dress" " Very important!" "Get ready" " Pasupathy?" " Bro...?" "They are giving polio drops" "Go and get a dose" "Polio drops?" "What should be given at 5 he wants you to take at 50!" "At this rate I doubt if you will ever get married in this lifetime" "Are you suffering from tuberculosis also?" "Is this epilepsy?" "This cot was bought for my wedding night" "But others have rolled and revelled in it" "'Others' means?" "I have myself had a go with the maid on this cot" "Forget it" "If not today, at least someday in the future I'll decorate this cot with flowers and I'll lie on it" "No chance at all" "They might decorate you with flowers and make your body lie on this cot" "Are you saying I'll die a bachelor?" "Pasupathy?" "Bro?" "Decorated the cot with flowers?" "Yes, bro" "Get my room also ready" "Why your room, bro?" "I ate mutton today I am all fired up" "Ask your sister-in-law to come to my room" "Which one...junior or senior?" "Why bug me with questions?" "Both, naturally" "You are a youngster You won't understand all this" "Calling you 'youngster' a dime a dozen he has made you the oldest member of this house" "1 minute What is this?" "Almond milk For your husband" "Enough" "Isn't it 'that' kind of pill?" "Yes" "Drink?" " What?" " Milk" "Cow's milk" "Almond milk" "Almond milkshake" "Mixed with cashew" "Your wife asked me to give this to you" "My wife?" "The fiery way he is walking away after drinking this almond milk looks like he will definitely dance a folk song with extra vigor" ""Little one, buttercup, bambino Your lover wants to make out with you"" ""Get ready to dip your wick"" ""Bridge the gap double quick"" ""My 2 plaited endearing darling Let's have twins in one go, coming?"" ""Do you feel shy, aiyo to ask me to kiss you?"" ""Have a ball and skrog"" ""Bridge the gap and hog"" ""My 2 plaited endearing darling Want twins in one go, willing?"" ""I am your cousin cum wifey dear Loaded with love I'm waiting here"" ""Where your moustache pricks kindly stitch up my lips"" ""Say bye bye to your shyness Hug me tight all over, princess"" ""Let's burst raw fire crackers"" ""Angel face, papoose, sweetie Your lover wants a quickie"" ""Shake the sheets with her"" ""Bridge the gap even if a millimeter"" ""Ready to sail a boat in your lip?" "My lips are eager to take the dip"" ""Let's not be naughty, you minx So say in angst my innocent lips"" ""If a girl says 'no' it means 'yes' Now I won't miss to kiss my miss"" ""Kabadi game breathtaking fine Holding breath, let's touch the line?"" ""This is a new typhoon, darling To break it, shall we send a boat in?"" ""I waved my flag colored green Go the whole way, Prince Charming"" ""On my eyes, nose, lips you shower warm kisses"" ""I'm wet to the skin and all the way within"" ""Precious, poppet, poopsie Your lover wants to make babies"" ""Sweet heart, honey bunch, sugar bun, Your lover wants to hit a home run"" ""Take me!"" "I didn't think you would change your mind so soo" "Enough of acting like we are a happy, newlywed couple" "Go and sleep on the floor" "Why should I?" "I'll sleep up here only" "If you want you sleep on the floor" "You think you can sleep in the same bed with me?" "You dare push me down?" "I will" "One minute" "What happened, boss?" "5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12" "If he was playing cricket just by running he'll score a century and make India win" "As if this is important!" "Let's go and see what's happening inside" "Isn't it wrong to be a Peeping Tom?" "After a certain age all you can do is only watch" "Get up" "Come on, get up" "Only if you lift me can I get up" "You need help for this?" "What is this?" "Something is spinning" " That's a fan" " Really?" "He's coming" "My chest!" " How many times?" " 30" "He hasn't even pissed that many times" "Did he ask you all these details?" "Is that why your wife mixed 'that' tablet in the milkshake?" "She added a tablet?" "Why did you pour water all over me?" "You're happily sleeping after doing this to me?" "Why did you mix laxative in my milk?" "Your nutcase uncle prepared a feast" "Gave almond milkshake and decorated our room" "I did it for my safety thinking you might rape me" "As if I can't rape you if I drink this milk" "I'll rape you right now" "Let me go" "Pah!" "You think I'll be quiet while you rape me?" "I'll murder you!" "You want to stab your own husband?" "I'll stab you What will you do?" "Stab me Let's see" "Don't!" "I caught it" "Don't throw that" "What is this sound?" "'Oh no...uncle'!" "Husbands and wives can fight" "But not to the extent of breaking another man's head!" "Whoever made the mistake apologize to each other now" "What is this?" "You're saying it like you are strangers" "Hug each other and apologize" "Uncle, this won't work" "He is hesitant" "Obey your uncle's words Hug him and apologize" "I'm your father's brother Better listen to me" "What is this?" "You're refusing to hug her like she's some third person" "She's yelling at me and walking away in a huff" "Your life together hasn't even begun" "What is the problem?" "Uncle, we didn't come here to start our lives together" "Our married life is a closed chapter now" "We are a couple for just another month" "After that, we go our different ways" "Without knowing this, you played Cupid with your feast" "My parents don't know we intend breaking up" "Please don't tell them" "Adjust with your husband and make him happy, dear" " We'll see you, uncle" " Okay, my dear nephew" "1 minute" "Everyone wants a husband like Lord Rama and a wife like Sita" "But even Rama and Sita were united after plenty of hassles" "It's hard to live with a husband" "But it's harder to live without one" "You thought so much about breaking up" "Why don't you think just once of getting back together?" "There's nothing more for me to add" "Both of you try to understand each other" "Think of living happily together" "Divya, after my father it was me" "After me, you'll be standing in our town election" "Why are you thinking?" "Aren't you okay with it?" "Father?" "Why are you forcing her to stand?" "Shakthi, our municipality has become a ladies' constituency" "That's why I want Divya to stand" "You can ask my aunt or sister to contest, right?" "What are you saying?" "My sister and yours are married into another family" "Divya is part of our family" "Isn't she our next in line?" "That's why I asked her" "Not that" "Will you be quiet?" "Divya, you tell me" "What, my dear?" "Are you okay with it?" "Yes, uncle" "Wow!" "I'm so thrilled" "Shakthi, your responsibility to make her win" "Here, give it" "Dude, are you still angry?" "We just went and filed our nomination" "How is our combination?" "Are you rubbing it in my face?" "What did you tell me the other day?" "You wouldn't stand against me?" " Now why are you doing it?" " Get lost!" "Even now, I'm not doing it" "My wife is standing" "In Mahabarata war, Arjuna did not stand against Karna" "Krishna made him do so" "That's what you've done" "Maybe Karna lost the war" "But in this battlefield Chinnasami won't lose" "If Chinnsami smiles it is quite insignificant" "If he explodes, it is like a jumbo elephant" " If you don't burst?" " Mew like a cat!" "Who was that?" "'Let me cut down your food for 2 days'" "'Already starving for 4 days'" "Who is qualified in your house to oppose my wife?" "Most of your family is illiterate" "The rest can't see" "Your grandma who studied up to 2nd grade and chews betel leaves all the time?" "Not that party Your beauty" "Uncle, why should we talk to useless fellows?" "I like that, my precious" "Come, let's file our nomination" "Chinnasami 'anna'" "Won't you talk to me also?" "I don't talk to those who are too drunk or too educated!" "Because both are dangerous" "'My dear voters'" "'I bring you good news'" "'Our party's symbol is a cell phone'" "'Please vote for cell phone symbol'" "'Our symbol is cell phone'" "Silence" "To solve your problems vote for my wife Divya" "Please ensure she wins" "Thank them" "Your vote" "Only for Divya Shakthi" "Dear voters young and old" "Our party's symbol is a slipper" "If you vote for this slipper groceries will be delivered at your door" "I vouch for it sure and proper" "Name my baby to make a worldwide impact" "Name him Aircel for a worldwide reach" "Girl baby, bless her with an ethnic Tamil name" "Aircelvi" "Unusual name" "Keep this without anyone knowing" "Thank you very much" "Move...move" "Long live!" "Did you see that?" "He's naming the baby and bribing the daddy" "By making his symbol popular he's making you a dummy figure" "Really?" "Get a baby ready" "It'll take 10 months and need a girl as well" "What about the bedroom?" "Thank you, leader" "Have I come here to campaign or to be your hustler?" "I'll bite your ear and rip it apart" "Go and get me a baby" "Give me your baby" " Why are you grabbing my baby?" " To name the baby" "We've named our baby already" "You'll be paid for it" "Then okay" " Money...?" " Take it on the stage" "This baby has to be named by you it seems" "It is the mother's wish" "Is that so?" "Where is the mother?" "There" "Oh!" "She's here" "Why are you carrying her?" "He carried the baby" "She was alone So I brought her" "Shouldn't separate mother and son, right?" "See how strong I am even at this age" "Put her down" "You go and stand there" "Your face irritates me" "Go now" "'He won't let me be happy even for a minute!" "'" "A mother wants her" " Darling?" " Hey, behave!" " Girl or boy?" " Boy" "I name him Paragon" "That's a slipper brand" "If you can accept Shahrukh Khan why can't you agree to Paragon?" "Try this name and he'll be more famous than Shahrukh Khan" "Thank you so much for opening my hotel" "You must be the first to eat here" "Sure" "Come in, bro" "We call more people than this" "And tomorrow you will open it with the same fanfare!" "We welcome our honorable chief guest Chinnasami with open arms and warm hearts" "Come, leader" "Cut the ribbon, leader" "Here you go" " What is this?" " It's a dummy" " Open it" " Cheapo!" "'New paid public toilet'" "You called me to open a toilet?" "Yes, he opened a hotel" "We've opened a toilet opposite that hotel" "Everyone who eats there will come here to crap" "We'll collect the votes here" "We'll post in Facebook our leader crapping" "Silence" "Leader has to go first" " You do your job" " My job?" "Yes, he opened the hotel He was the 1st customer to eat" "You opened the toilet So you 1st go do your big job" "I already did my job, 1st thing in the morning" "You've opened it At least go pee" "You're saying it like 'having come, drink some tea'" "Are you human?" "He won't listen to us" "Just make him sit in there" "Only symbol to get endorsed by the people" "Cell phone" "Only symbol to be supported by beggars" "Slipper!" "I'm cautioning the Central Govt" "If he warns Delhi I challenge American autocracy and monopoly" "We are standing for a local election" "Why are you bringing in America into this?" "You are new to politics" "The minute you join, you must condemn America, China and Pakistan" "Only then we'll rise in their estimation" "There is enough for everybody (Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "Be patient" "Get a quarter and a packet of 'biriyani'" "And vote for us" "Look at how his party members are squabbling for food" "They are not his party members" "They are ours" "(Liquor drinking is injurious to health)" "We ask for 'biriyani' even at funerals" "As if we will spare the electoral candidate?" "Get it" "They're disrespecting the party flag we have safeguarded for 25 years" "Look at your father" "Making an ass of himself" "'Aiyo!" "He saw'" " Leader" " Dance!" "That's our symbol" "Don't demean it" "Why are they eating in his stall?" "We are also serving food here" "You're serving curd rice and pickle" "He's giving a quarter and 'biriyani'" "Fat hopes!" "As if he will distribute free 'biriyani'" "He's hiding an egg in tamarind rice and fooling everybody" "Each plate has a leg piece, boss" "I won't believe it" "I'm telling you I ate it and you won't believe me?" "You were with me the whole time" "When did you go eat?" "When I went to pee, I sampled just for taste" "Son of a glutton!" "Go there now and" "I'll bring our men back?" "No, get me a parcel of 'biriyani'" "Boss...!" "If it tastes good, we'll hire the same cook!" "You keep talking like this and we'll have to disband the party" "It will automatically disband" "What?" "On election result day" "Tell me, boss" "We'll see who wins" "Okay, fine" "'Counting for Tenkasi election has commenced now'" "You won't even get back your deposit" "You've come to find out the results, huh?" "I've paid Rs 200 a house to prevent that from happening" "I gave each vote Rs 500, moron 500 bucks a vote?" "It's true, son" "How can you be so sure?" "Even I accepted it" "Who did you vote for?" "You wasted wastrel!" "'In the 1st round of counting,...'" "'Divya Shakthi with cell phone as symbol is leading by 1500 votes'" "This is why I told you right then not to select slipper as a symbol" "Did you listen to me?" "Hasn't your slipper hit you?" "You talk so much, now you know the way to your grave" "Wait" "'At the end of 13th round of counting Divya Shakthi is leading by 5000 votes'" "We are lagging by 5000 votes" "He'll obviously lead in his area" "Similarly we will lead in our area for sure" "He is leading in our area as well" "Shut up, rascal" "You're talking too much" "Stand in my shoes Then you'll know" "You're irritating me" "Get up and go!" " I'm your father" " What bull!" "You took his money and you call yourself my father?" "You cheap fellow!" "'In the local election held at Tenkasi...' '...contesting Divya Shakthi with cell phone as symbol' '..." "Anjali with slipper as symbol has won by 7432 votes'" "Burst the crackers!" "Votes from his caste made him win at last" ""Will this victory do Do you want more, dude?"" "Wait" "Let's celebrate in style" " Stop!" " Don't" "Keep quiet, dude" "Don't act too big for your boots just because you won" "You didn't win" "He made you win" "'Last night at 10:00 p.m'" "We are anyway on a winning spree" "Why are you changing it?" "It isn't for us to win" "This is to make Anjali win" "What are you saying?" "She lost in love" "Let her at least win the election" "What will you tell your father?" "Let him not know" "Go" "He lost and made you win" "Are you trying to add insult to injury?" "This family has been winning for 25 years" "And you made us lose, rascal" "She came into our family trusting you totally" "How did you have the heart to make her lose?" "Answer me" "How dare you do this?" "Did you think how upset she would feel?" "Don't interfere" "You didn't make your wife lose" "Me...my self-respect" "And my family's prestige" "Our people had faith in us for all these years" "And you made us lose it" "You're bothered about losing the election" "I have lost my whole life, father" "What are you saying?" "We didn't come here as a made for each other couple" "We came here after constant fights" "She's here only to get my signature for a divorce" "God help us!" "What's this, dear?" "I married her only to preserve our family's prestige and your self-respect" "But from that moment onwards I wanted to live happily with her" "If she doesn't like something about me I can change myself" "But she doesn't like me one bit" "You asked me to marry her so her life won't be in shambles" "But because I married her she thinks her life is ruined" "Instead of winning the election and living here unhappily she is better off living alone and happy in the city of her choice" "That's why I rigged the votes" "A husband and wife should live with harmony intact" "Not pretend and act, father" "That's why" "I have decided to grant her divorce" "What are you saying?" "I'm shocked hearing this, my dear" "Please don't take any hasty decisions" "Stay here for some more days" "He's a good boy" "You'll understand him very well, I'm sure" "If you still don't like him we'll ourselves send you home" "Mother...?" "She is already here for a month under duress" "Listen to me" "When you are newly married it's normal to have difference of opinion" "The creases will get ironed out gradually" "Better to free her from the ties of being my wife" "And let her lead a life of her own choice" "After all this, if you force us to live together neither of us will be happy" "Why don't you convince them?" "Meenatchi, our decision was wrong" "It is their life" "Let them decide how to lead their lives" "You do what you feel is right, dear" "You came here and stayed for a month because I asked you to" "This is the paper you wanted" "Oh my God!" "How could you do this to us?" "'I never even dreamt this boy would do something like this'" "'We don't know what happens behind closed doors of the wealthy'" "'This boy was too impulsive'" "What happened?" "I don't know how to break the news to you" "What has happened?" "What can I say?" "You go in and see" "Meenatchi, what happened?" "If I had known he would do this I would've somehow begged her to stay" "But he chose this way out" "Hey!" "What is this disguise?" "I didn't get the girl I fell in love with" "Nor the girl I got married to" "So I decided to renounce life" "'Till now'" "'Today'" "A new assistant commissioner has come to interrogate you" "Who is that?" ""A lion with momentum He is Duraisingam"" "You...?" "Wherever I go, you come with a bag of problems" "Your wife has lodged 12 cases against you" "In what way did you torture her for her to retaliate like this?" "I granted her divorce because she wanted it, sir" "You'll immediately grant it, huh?" "Instead of advising me against it" "Trying to become a martyr?" "I love you" "I want to live with you" "But I won't fall at your feet and beg forgiveness" "That's why I lodged a complaint" "Will you live with me or go to jail?" "She has registered a false complaint" "First lock her up, sir" "Let's see who goes to jail You or me?" "Sir, lock him up" "When she has gone to this extent I'll also see where this ends, sir" "I don't mind the expense" "When you've come to this conclusion" "I'll also see this through one way or the other" "If you don't lock her up I'll go up to High court" "I'll go to the Supreme court" "Go, let me see what you can do" "Silence...!" "Bro, sit down" "You take a seat too, madam" "Your arguments are very trivial" "You blew it out of proportion by over reacting" "If you have a problem with him don't fight with him" "Call me" "Whatever the problem I'll solve it for you" "Both of you note down my number" "You can call me anytime" "Now go home without fighting" "Inspector, drop them at their residence" "I have done my best and acted as mediator" "Let us see how happily they live" "Shall we take a selfie?" "Why did you take it off?" "Don't you know when I'm angry and feeling very romantic, I take it off" "I know" "Today is our 25th wedding anniversary" "Let's have a night to remember" "Who is calling at this time of the night?" "I'm Divya speaking" "He raises his hand at me if the 'dosa' isn't cooked" "Will someone hit for such a silly reason?" "Let me talk to him" "How can you do this, son?" "That wasn't 'dosa' But 'idli'" "Sir, she's making 'idli' on a frying pan meant for 'dosa'" "Give the phone to her" "How can you do this, ma?" "Sir, he is just lying through his teeth to you" "Let me talk to him" "How can you mistake a 'dosa' for an 'idli'?" "Don't I know the difference between a 'dosa' and an 'idli'?" "She's throwing the phone, sir" "Now she's flinging a plate, sir" "I will definitely hit her, sir" "Don't be in a rush" "A wife is like the idol inside a temple" "Look who is talking!" "Husband is like the priest" "Husband should pray to the idol Not indulge in idle fights" "I'm praying correctly" "She's pillow-fighting with me!" "Give her the phone" "Here you are, I will" "A wife is like a lamp" "The husband is like the wick" "You must light the wick only after adding oil to the lamp" "Plain wick if lit will burn to bits" "Should not fight" "I won't spare him He is hitting me now" "He hit you?" "Let me talk to him" "Sir, she's hitting me like WWF" "In all these 25 years of married life my wife and I haven't fought even 1 day" "We believe in 'give and take' And so the light in our love shin" "Talking to you, just now dawned on me it is dawn now!" "Disconnect the damn phone" "Don't touch me" "I'll tear you to pieces" "You and your goddamn new groom look" "Don't..." "I will kill you" "My Manju has trampled my heart" "This is Mohammed Ali Plus 3 more terrorists with him" "Muthukaruppan, I believe your wife left you and ran away" "She got a divorce from me" "We should terrorize the terrorists and nab them" "That's why we convened this special meeting" "Mr Muthukaruppan, switch on your phone" "Just inform you're in a meeting and switch it off" "I'm Divya here" "I'm in an important meeti" "Give it to me" "Sir, I'm Shakthi here" "Bro, I'm in an important meet" "More important than that is she didn't add salt in my breakfast" "Is that a crime?" "I'm saying something so important and you are being so irresponsible" "You call yourself a cop?" "I'm not a police officer" "I am a rowdy" "Rowdy" "I'm trying my best to be patient" "And you're torturing me with tonnes of calls?" "Am I a pickle for your love-play?" "She's trying to stab me with a knife, sir" "I'll myself stab you with a knife" "And kill her also" "She is throwing tomatoes at me" "I'll throw a bomb in your house" "She's trying to kill me with the 'dosa' ladle, sir" "Why should she kill you?" "I'll myself shoot you" "I'll shoot you" "I'll rain bullets on you!" "I've emptied the whole magazine" "If you call me once more I'll come in person and stamp you" "Stamp you" "Trample all over you" "I can't tolerate your bad behavior" "I'll meet Muthukaruppan sir and complain about you to him" "Who are you to complain?" "I'll complain Come with me" "Get lost" "Come what may I need a solution" "Muthukaruppan has become as black as coal" "We were on our way to see you" "You know what she did" "You shut up" "You know what he did" "Shut up" "Stop it!" "You know what you both did" "What harm did I do to you?" "I wanted to unite you" "My wife left me" "I consoled myself thinking my police job was intact" "Usually they transfer me" "Now you made them dismiss me" "Not one assistant commissioner" "Even if 100 of them come they can't reach a compromise" "Come, my little prince" "Why did you stop?" "You would have seen a lion in the forest, a photo" "Or Discovery channel on TV" "You might have even seen a furious avatar in the film directed by Hari" "Have you seen a lion go begging for a single glass of tea?" "Look over there" ""Wonder who is your mother?"" ""Wonder who is your father?"" ""He is a family deity Townsfolk bow with piety"" "Give me money" "Give me alms" "Don't interfere in a husband and wife's affairs" "They will make your life hell" "Why is he on reverse mode?" "Give me money, da" "Give me...give" "Why are you hitting me?" "I don't have any coins" "Come back tomorrow" "Bloody beggar!" "You don't even know beg-ethics!" "Get lost" "Give me alms" "However loony he may be he doesn't forget to hit me" "Looks like he has really become mad" "You made him a lunatic" "You both fought and he lost it" "But how did you get these 2 kids in the midst of all your fighting?" "1st time we fought and he mediated" "And his wife left him" "That's when he was born 17th time we fought and he mediated" "When he lost his job" "That's when she was born" "That wasn't 17th it was our 20th fight" "No, dear It was the 17th time" "No, I know 20th fight" "'They are ready for the next baby'" "Whom will you listen to, dude?" "Me or her?" "Whom will you listen to, bro?" "Me or him?" "Dude, listen to me" "Bro, hear me out" "A deer that trotted in front of a tiger" "A man who interfered when a couple fought have not lived happily in the history of the world" "Example is that egghead" "Get lost!" "Fighting between a couple is a game" "We shouldn't step into that space" "Only watch the fun from outside" "That is life" "'Subtitled by rekhs'"