"It's too soon to wake him." "We have no choice." "I programmed the CLC for two hours." "Who knows when it'll be open again?" "We'll move him if he wakes up." "If not, we'll dispose of him the usual way." "Please state registration code." "Check." "Where was the subject found?" "In the woods a week ago." "The capsule was fully intact." "Is the capsule dated?" "Yes." "The subject was frozen in 1 973." "Which means he's been under for 200 years." "Blood pressure." "1 40 over 50." "Encephalo activity?" "Just under normal." "General life functions, acceptable." "He should wake up any moment." "Any information on him?" "Just the usual data card and personal artifacts." "The subject was 35 years old at time of initial cryogenic immersion." "His name, Miles Monroe." "It says he was part owner of the Happy Carrot Health Food Restaurant." "Also a clarinet player with the Ragtime Rascals." "Was his immersion voluntary?" "According to this, "He was admitted with a minor peptic ulcer and complications set in."" "The patient never regained consciousness." "He was admitted for cryogenic immersion by his cousin." "The physical damage was repaired." "Totally." "We're getting a response." "This is critical." "If this isn't handled carefully there could be trauma." "Remember, this subject expects to be waking up in St. Vincent's Hospital, in Greenwich Village in 1 973." "Swallow reflex is almost there." "Let's move him." "He's not ready." "We've got to get him ambulatory." "Careful." "Careful!" "Now, just keep him on his feet." "Get him to the farm." "We'll meet there tonight." "Yes." "Let's try to take a step." "Like this." "One." "Up it comes." "Look at me." "Up, down." "That's it." "There you are." "Very good, Mr. Monroe!" "Good!" "Up, down." "No, he's got it in reverse." "You're going the wrong way!" "No, the other way!" "There we go." "Security is coming!" "Please, Mr. Monroe, wake up!" "We've got to get him dressed." "Stand here." "Stay there." "That's it." "Mr. Monroe." "Here we are." "Oh!" "Sorry to bother you." "Is everything okay?" "Yes." "We ought to be through here shortly." "That's funny." "We're getting a misread on the power function." "Really?" "I'II order a check first thing in the morning." "Any reason why anyone else would be using power?" "No, it's just Dr. Orva, Dr. Monroe and myself." "We definitely registered an increase here." "Uh, don't mind Dr. Monroe." "He" " He" " Oh." "He's feeling the effects of a new treatment." "What's this?" "Oh, that...." "I think you should come with us." "We haven't done anything." "I can explain." "You've heard of the Venus Project?" "Yes." "Well" "We had to finish some very important work." "We were given no reason to believe that we couldn't" "Do you have authorization?" "Yes." "We came through channels a week ago." "Don't you believe--?" "Dr." "Monroe" "This really is getting" "It could be dangerous." "Please just let us complete our work." "He'll get dizzy." "This is getting worse." "Can't you see what a difficult--?" "The experiment is getting out of hand." "If we hadn't been interrupted, we'd have this under control." "Is this experiment authorized?" "He's fully recovered, except for a few minor kinks." "Has he asked for anything special?" "For breakfast he requested wheat germ..." "...organic honey and tiger's milk." "Those were substances that were felt to be Life-preserving." "You mean there was no deep fat?" "No steak or cream pies or hot fudge?" "Those were thought unhealthy." "The opposite of what we now know is true." "Incredible." "Well, he wants to know where he is and what's going on." "I think it's time to tell him." "I can't believe this!" "My doctor said I'd be up in five days." "He was off by 1 99 years." "Think of this experience as a miracle of science." "A miracle of science is, I have surgery I wake up and my rent isn't 200 years late." "That's a miracle of science." "This is a cosmic screwing." "And where am I anyhow?" "What happened to all my friends?" "Everyone you knew before has been dead 200 years." "But they all ate organic rice." "You are now in the year 21 73." "This is the Central Parallel of the American Federation." "It's what you'd probably call the southwestern United States." "That was before the war." "War?" "According to history a century ago, a man found a nuclear warhead." "You will remain in hiding here for two weeks for testing." "When you've recovered, we'll discuss the plan." "I still can't believe this." "What do you mean, "hiding"?" "Who am I hiding from?" "Well, you might as well know, Miles your revival was in opposition to government policy." "What we did is illegal." "And if we're caught, we'll all be destroyed." "Destroyed?" "Your brain will be simplified." "My brain?" "That's my second favorite organ." "Resisters to mind reprogramming will be exterminated." "What is this?" "This is worse than California." "There is a growing underground, Miles." "And someday we can overthrow our great leader." "You must be kidding." "I wanna go back to sleep." "If I don't get 600 years, I get grouchy." "We're moving too fast." "He's still unstable." "I go in for a lousy ulcer operation." "I'm in tinfoil for 200 years, I wake up on the "Ten Most Wanted" list." "We'd better tranquilize him." "It was too good to be true." "I parked near the hospital." "Smoke this." "Get the smoke deep into your lungs." "I don't smoke." "It's tobacco." "It's one of the healthiest things for you." "You need your strength." "I bought Polaroid at seven." "It's probably up millions by now." "Now we have certain artifacts here which we date from 1 950 to 2000." "We'd like any information you can give us on them." "Little exists." "For instance." "Joseph Stalin." "I was not too crazy about him." "Bad mustache." "Lots of bad habits." "This is Bela Lugosi, former New York City mayor." "See what it did to him?" "This is, uh" "Charles de Gaulle, a very famous French chef." "Had his own TV show, where he made soufflés and everything." "This is Scott Fitzgerald over here." "Romantic writer." "Big with English majors college girls, nymphomaniacs." "This is Chiang Kai-shek, who I was also not crazy about." "Billy Graham." "Very big in the religion business." "You know?" "He knew God personally." "They got him his complete wardrobe." "Went out on double dates." "They were once romantically linked." "This is some girls burning a bra." "You notice it's a very small fire." "Um, this" " I don't know what that is." "That's Norman Mailer." "He was a great writer." "He donated his ego to the Harvard Medical School for study." "And this is a centerfold from a magazine called Playboy." "These girls didn't exist in actual Life." "They were rubberized." "Then you could spread ointment or anything else that you" "I'll just take this and study it later." "Uh, and um would you tell me exactly what this is?" "This is the "Chattering Teeth."" "You'd take this to a party if you wanted big laughs." "And you put it down on a table." "And you'd set it off." "And then...." "You see how funny it is?" "The teeth chatter." "They're plastic." "I am going, at this time  to give to this TV and radio audience" "Some of us think he might once have been president but that he did something horrendous so that all records were wiped out about him." "There is nothing in books." "No pictures on stamps or money." "He was the president." "Whenever he left the White House they would count the silverware." "Thank you very much." "From the start, Muhammad Ali's career was marked by controversy, and who knows?" "It may have ended in the very same way." "At first we didn't know what this was but we have a theory." "When criminals in your society were punished they made them watch this." "Remember the way it began?" "March of 1964." "That's where it began." "Yes, that's exactly right." "Would you Like more?" "This is awful." "I could have sold it at my store." "Janus, some more for Mr. Monroe." "Certainly, sir." "Are you thirsty, sir?" "Me?" "No." "No, thank you." "Of course." "These robots are uncanny." "They're a big industry." "More sophisticated than any other labor-saving devices." "They're plastic." "But they're responsive." "I've dated girls with less movement." "Watch this." "Janus, come here." "Yes, Dr. Orva." "May I be ofservice to you?" "Tell us about yourself." "My name is Janus 414." "I'm a domestic service menial, 400 series." "I can cook, clean." "I am a butler, gardener and chauffeur." "I have been programmed to respond to a series of domestic commands." "Clear the table and leave the room." "Come on, Miles." "Any females?" "The possibilities are limitless." "You must get out of here." "Where am I going?" "To the Western District." "The underground movement is there." "Have you ever taken a political stand on anything?" "Yeah, sure." "For 24 hours once I refused to eat grapes." "We want to know about something called the Aires Project." "Why?" "It's the leader's plot to destroy the revolution." "How do I fit in?" "We woke you because you have no identity." "Everyone here has a record." "We've been computerized fingerprinted, voiceprinted." "But not you." "You can be used to penetrate." "And you don't know anything." "They could torture you." "What could you say?" "My name, rank and your name." "You've got to help us." "I'm not the heroic type." "I was beaten by Quakers." "You're our chance." "I'd love to help, but I don't do anything that involves torture." "I'm a screamer." "It's embarrassing." "I wake up shrieking." "Excuse me." "The security police have surrounded the house." "When do you want lunch?" "Go to the Western District!" "Find the Aires Project!" "You can do it!" "Out that way!" "Fly, goddamn it, fly!" "Goddamn cheap, Japanese flying packs!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "We haven't found the alien." "We need to check the van." "AII right." "Come on." "I don't have all day." "Come on, come on." "Here's your new home." "Oh, no." "Is this all they had?" "I'd hoped for at least decent features." "Next week I'll have your head removed." "Okay." "Come on." "Come on." "What's your name?" "Milo." "The alien is still at large." "Anyone observing unusual activity or behavior should do our leader a favor by reporting it to the police." "I'm expecting company any minute now." "You'll help with the drinks and serve." "The kitchen is on a single-circuit system." "I'm going to put rose oil on my fingertips." "Regulate the aromatron." "And make sure there's lots of food." "AII right." "I think the way it was first explained to me...." "Which one?" "There were so many." "That very funny story." "Hi, everyone!" "Long time no see!" "Long time no see." "Come right on in." "Wait, wait, wait." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Where did you get that?" "It's gorgeous." "Hi." "How are you?" "You look great." "Luna." "Thank you." "It's wonderful." "You shouldn't have." "I thought you'd Like it." "It's Keane." "It's pure Keane." "No." "No, it's greater than Keane." "It's Cugat." "It was white." "And you know where she got it." "You're kidding." "And you know who paid for" "...magnificent." "Oh, let's go tell her about what" "Here it is!" "Let me get that for you." "Thank you." "The Orb." "Could I get a hit off of that Orb, Milo?" "Now, Milo!" "Let's all go for a swim!" "Where's the pool?" "Run, run, run, run!" "Oh, that was wonderful!" "I feel so refreshed!" "We could have screwed if the crowd was bigger." "We'll use the Orgasmatron." "Good idea." "Come on." "Beverly's nose looked larger tonight." "I had such a good time." "I thought the party came off well." "As good as last night's." "Maybe not as good as Saturday's, but you know what?" "I Love a party with a theme." "What's on your mind?" "They arrested Dalton Porter today." "Why?" "He's with the underground." "It was horrible." "They tried to reprogram his mind." "Now he's a vegetable." "Stop." "I saw it happen." "He was babbling." "He claimed he saw experiments at the hospital." "Something called Aires." "I don't want to hear it." "This world is full of great things." "What makes people hate everything?" "Why is there an underground?" "We have the Orb, the Telescreen, the Orgasmatron." "What do they want?" "It's hard to believe." "We're artists." "We respond only to beauty." "Oh, yes." "I know." "I wrote a poem today." "You didn't." "Yes, I did." "A little boy caught a butterfly And said to himself" "I must try to understand my life And help others" "Not just mothers and fathers" "But friends, strangers too" "With eyes of blue With lips, full red and round" "But the butterfly didn't make a sound" "For he had turned into a caterpillar By and by" "It's deep." "You're so obviously influenced by McKuen." "Do you really Like it?" "One thing they change from caterpillars into butterflies..." "...not the other way." "They do?" "They do?" "Damn it!" "Damn it!" "I always get that wrong!" "Oh, shoot!" "Relax, relax." "Have some chocolate." "The evening's spoiled!" "No!" "I'm getting a headache!" "I hate to be wrong!" "Luna." "No!" "Sit down." "Luna, sit down." "Sorry." "It'll be all right." "Now just relax." "I was having so much fun." "Come on." "That's better." "And now, Channel 1200 leaves the air until tomorrow." "Our leader wishes you all a good night." "Can I help you?" "Please change his head." "Something more aesthetic." "Right." "And check his works." "He acts peculiar." "Any room for a head change?" "Yeah, sure." "AII right." "I'II be back." "Let's go." "I need your help." "I'm Miles." "I was frozen in 1 973, but they thawed me." "I didn't do anything!" "I'm a nice person with good goals." "I'd never force myself sexually on a blind person." "You're the alien." "Your government is evil." "What is the Aires Project?" "You're him." "You won't give me up." "You're nice." "I knew I could count on you." "Are you hungry?" "Do you want a cracker?" "Take a cracker." "You must be hungry?" "It's been hours." "These space cookies were all you had." "Eat something." "You'll feel better." "Just take a cracker." "Will you shut up?" "Put yourself in my position." "I'm a clarinet player in 1 973, I go for an operation I wake up 200 years Later and I'm Flash Gordon." "Plus, I'm a criminal." "I did nothing wrong." "I ran a food store in Greenwich Village." "Occasionally a customer got botulism." "But that was very rare." "I need you." "You're the only person I know." "If you want to scream, scream because nobody's around." "Help!" "Go ahead." "Scream." "I Love it." "Help!" "Alien!" "Alien!" "Help!" "Help me!" "Help!" "If you don't shut up, I'II hit your head so hard something Like guacamole will come out of your ears." "What do you want?" "To reach the underground." "I won't help an alien or his ideas." "So go back to Greenberg's Village." "Greenwich Village." "That was 200 years ago." "I can't go back." "You're sick!" "You must give up!" "They'll just restructure your brain." "Nobody touches that." "It'd be Like getting hit by lightning." "I want to go home!" "I'm getting a headache." "I haven't had a bath in seven hours." "I'm not accustomed to this!" "I need my Orb!" "I want to relax!" "Look at me!" "I'm shaking!" "You'd be great at camping." "Take me home!" "They'll Look for me." "I'm an important person." "I am a poet." "I sell 20 to 30 a week, plus greeting cards." "How far is the Western District?" "It'd take days with a car." "Take me and you won't see me again." "I'm hungry!" "I can't think straight." "I'II promise you anything." "If I get you some food, will you take me there?" "I'II find us something." "Don't try anything funny." "You know what you'll get." "What?" "What?" "What will you get?" "A large and painful hickey." "I beat a man insensible with a strawberry." "That's a big chicken." "How terrible, to be pecked to death." "Pass the celery." "Here you go." "Couldn't you get anything else?" "It's not easy to run with a canoe-sized banana." "You didn't get dessert." "No seasoning, no wine...." "I can't believe their size." "I'd hate to see the fertilizer." "What's that?" "A noise." "What?" "Didn't you hear it?" "Are there any strange animals here?" "Anything weird?" "Like a crab's body with a social worker's head?" "How do you know I won't turn you in?" "How do I know?" "Because I think you trust me." "Maybe because I got you food." "And I'm not really such a bad guy." "Now we're gonna get a vehicle." "Don't try anything funny or you'll be sorry." "Our car broke down." "Could we borrow one?" "Sure." "Come in." "Are you okay?" "Just fine." "Goodness, Look at yourself." "You're a mess!" "I might have clothes you could jump right into." "Why don't you just come this way?" "Our car ran out of" "What, honey?" "Oh." "We need a car." "What's that?" "May I use your bathroom?" "Yes, of course." "Come on in and sit down." "Come on in here and sit right here, you little cutie." "Hello, police?" "I can't speak." "I'm with the alien." "We're heading west, we should be at the parallel in a half-hour." "Detain him." "We'll be right out." "I'II try." "But I'm not gonna promise anything." "We're on our way." "Would you Like a stroke?" "Me?" "No, thanks." "I'm cool." "Excuse me, do you have a space hydrovac suit?" "Of course." "Why?" "Are you going on the space shuttle?" "Oh, yes." "Yes, I am." "Yes, and he forgot his." "Reagen, bring out my hydrovac suit right this minute." "Here's your silly old hydrovac suit." "I could hardly find it." "It's such a mess in that bedroom." "What am I gonna do with it?" "The police will recognize you in that robot uniform." "But what is a hydrovac suit?" "Space travel." "Use it as a disguise." "I see you're starting to think now." "Why did we stop?" "I think that we're lost." "Hey, Look!" "What?" "Over there!" "No, over there!" "Should we get rid of her?" "I'm not the one!" "We'll reprogram her." "What do you mean?" "You've been contaminated." "What?" "You spent time in its presence." "I turned him in!" "Let's get rid of her now." "Get rid of her." "She'll be fine after the treatment." "Help!" "We have orders." "Destroy her." "We'll have to swim." "I can't swim!" "What do you mean?" "I can't swim!" "I can't swim either." "Get on top of me." "Get on top of me." "I don't want to get wet!" "Hurry up." "Paddle!" "I'm paddling!" "I was a lifeguard at Bloomingdale's." "How could you?" "I hate you!" "I hate you!" "Try not to get upset." "They want to destroy me!" "Straighter!" "Lean Left!" "Left!" "No, lean Left!" "Straighter!" "What is it?" "It's a 200-year-oId Volkswagen." "They really built these." ""Register commies, not guns." What's that mean?" "What?" ""Register commies, not guns."" "He was probably a member of the NRA." "It was a group that helped criminals shoot citizens." "It was a public service." "It's the New York Times, from 1 990." ""Pope's wife gives birth to twins." Wow." "We don't have cities anymore." "None at all?" "I went to the university at a population center." "You went to a university?" "Hard to believe." "For what?" "Cosmetic sexual technique and poetry." "They teach sex in school?" "Yes, in case the machine breaks." "What do you do, switch to manual?" "Where'd you learn about sex?" "From my mother." "I asked where babies came from." "She heard "rabies," so she said dogs." "Later, a lady had triplets." "I thought a Great Dane bit her." "We'll dump it in the water." "They'll never find it." "What's it feel Like to be dead for 200 years?" "Like spending time in Beverly Hills." "Don't bother to help." "It's a light car." "Were you scared?" "Do you believe in God?" "Do I believe in God?" "I'm what you call a teleological existential atheist." "I believe in an intelligence, except in New Jersey." "I never understand what you say." "Do you believe in God?" "I believe there's somebody out there who watches over us." "It's the government." "Miles, did you ever realize that "God" spelled backwards is "dog"?" "Yeah." "So?" "It makes you think." "Yeah." "You want to push the car, please?" "Push the car, will you?" "Ready?" "Yeah." "AII right." "Let's go!" "Nice work." "Just my luck, it hit a turtle." "Hey, this is where they first brought me." "It looks deserted." "Boy, we really have gone wrong." "Hey." "Hey, Look at this." "Who's their decorator?" "I heard something." "Futuristic mice." "I'm scared." "Don't worry." "You're with me." "I did that!" "Get a grip on yourself." "You need a drink." "Come on." "A drink." "Who are you?" "Me?" "Get off my channel." "What are you doing?" "Who is that guy?" "I couldn't make enough playing jazz, so I sold health food." "You weren't good?" "I was all right." "I always felt real jazz players were black." "I'm just a mulatto." "You?" "You knew that about me, didn't you?" "I am." "Come on." "You're joking." "My father was black and my mother was white." "And vice versa." "Come on." "You are joking." "I'm always joking." "It's a defense mechanism." "Do you want to perform sex with me?" "Perform?" "I don't think I'm up to a performance." "I'II rehearse with you." "Okay." "Because they have a machine here." "I won't get in that thing." "I'm strictly a hand operator." "I dislike any strange moving parts." "It's hard to believe you haven't had sex in 200 years." "Two hundred and four." "I was married." "What did your wife do?" "She was a Mafia hit man." "Was she beautiful?" "She was great." "You know, blond hair great upturned nose." "Really dynamite." "Two blue eyes." "One on each side, of course." "That's why I married her." "You are." "You're teasing me again." "Oh, no." "Yes." "You think I'm stupid." "No." "How can you say that?" "I think you're bright and sensitive and" "Beautiful." "Yeah, then why aren't you attracted to me?" "Men go crazy over me." "I'm great." "I've got a Ph.D. in oral sex." "Did you take Spanish?" "What?" "I was an English major." "Chaucer, Pope...." "I minored in foreplay." "Two-unit course." "You're not taking me seriously." "What do you say to "perform sex with me"?" "It's cold." "I need to be warmed up, sent flowers, romanced." "Sex is different today." "We have no problems." "Everyone's frigid." "That's incredible." "Are the men impotent?" "Yeah, most of them." "Except for those of Italian descent." "I knew there was something in pasta." "Want to get in it now?" "You know, we don't need it." "Really, I" "It'd be great." "I wouldn't be frigid." "Nobody's ever frigid with me." "I've got magic fingers." "I swear." "I've cured more women of frigidity." "It's my specialty." "Two minutes with me, you'll sell it." "I've got a lot of moves." "I do have a little asthma." "If you hear wheezing, it's me." "Just give me a decent burial and" "This is the police!" "Come out with your hands up!" "Hide in here." "I'll lead them away." "Contact the underground." "Find out what Aires is." "Got it?" "Jupiter Project." "Aires." "Aires." "What about you?" "Don't worry." "I'm Like a cat." "I always land on my feet." "Mr. Monroe?" "I'm Dr. Nero, your adviser." "I'm supervising your assimilation into society." "Society will care for you better than you think possible." "Get rest, and next week you'll begin a new Life." "Ready for brainwash." "The CHC has 1 970s reference data." "Proceed at 200." "Program code Omega." "AII systems go." "Activate." "Our contest is down to five finalists." "Miss Alabama, Miss Florida Miss California, Miss Hawaii and Miss Montana." "Now to test the contestants' personalities we'll ask questions." "Miss Montana." "If you could do anything for mankind what would it be?" "He's not responding." "Go up half a cycle." "I'd use my title to bring peace to all the world." "Be it black, be they white, be it colored be it whatever." "And now for that moment." "First, we'll give you Miss Personality and Miss Congenial." "Miss Florida and Miss Hawaii!" "And, the second runner-up is..." "Miss California!" "The first runner-up, who'll take over first place if the winner can't fulfill the duties that go with winning." "First runner-up, Miss Alabama!" "Which means that the winner is Miss Montana!" "Anybody here?" "He needs to be outfitted." "Want jackets?" "We got jackets." "Want trousers?" "We got them." "This is a good time." "We're having a big sale." "The lowest prices." "Maybe you need a double knit." "Incidentally, I'm stuck with corduroy." "Something simple." "We got simple, complicated." "Why worry?" "Who put away the shipment?" "Go away." "I got a customer." "You're clueless." "That was velvet." "So?" "Let me be." "I got a customer." "Why do you need so much velvet?" "What?" "We'll talk later." "I'm in a bit of a rush here." "Know what your mistakes cost?" "Drop dead." "You wanna drop dead?" "Okay, step against the screen." "It's terrible." "Okay, we'll take it in." "You'll work at the complex." "It's required of all citizens." "This is where you'll live." "A gift from our Leader." "Isn't this pretty?" "I think you'll really Like it here." "That's your pamphlet with the names of your new friends." "There will be conversation assemblies twice a week." "After you've moved into a home, you get mechanized servants." "Until then, you can have a computerized dog." "Rags!" "Woof, woof, woof." "Woof, woof, woof." "Hello." "I'm Rags." "Will he be leaving batteries all over the floor?" "Don't yell." "We're with the underground." "Once this week, I questioned my supervisor." "I missed a few minutes of our Leader's speech on TV." "And that blond girl, Rainer, who works in my office with me" "She's got the blond hair and the great tomatoes." "We sneak into the slide room at lunch and make Love." "I know it's against the rules." "But I can't help it." "I hope you forgive me." "Hello, Miles." "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I'm Luna." "Who?" "Luna." "Don't you remember?" "We were outlaws, aliens." "The police captured you." "I escaped." "I'm with the underground." "The Western District?" "Miles, I'm Luna." "Luna, remember?" "Luna." "Is your name Luna?" "Think back. 1 973." "The Happy Carrot Health Food Store." "Ragtime Rascals?" "You're the alien." "That's right, Miles." "How did you get in?" "Don't come near me!" "Rags!" "Rags!" "Miles." "Get in here." "Woof, woof." "I'm Rags." "You're safe." "Rags, get in here!" "Go for her throat." "Woof, woof." "We'll reprogram your mind." "We'll free it." "Rags, get her." "Hello." "I'm Rags." "Woof." "Go ahead." "Goddamn dog." "Hello." "I'm Rags." "Hello." "I'm Rags." "Woof, woof, woof." "Hello." "I'm Rags." "Woof, woof, woof." "Hello." "I'm Rags." "Woof, woof, woof." "We have his file." "We'll induce hypnosis." "Then force him to re-experience the traumas of his Life." "This will shatter his recent self allowing the old one to surface." "My Orb." "My Orb." "You don't need that anymore, Miles." "Now, listen to me, Miles." "It's the year 1 962." "It's time for that dinner at your parents' house." "Your parents' house." "In Brooklyn." "On K Avenue." "Why are you standing?" "Come in." "Your food is getting cold." "Let's eat." "Miles, take some peas." "The holidays are coming." "You'll want to wear matzos." "No, I got something to say." "I have to get a divorce." "I'm a pervert." "I drank our waterbed." "Oy vey!" "What will them goyim say?" "No, no!" "Stop whining and eat your shiksa." "Oh, no." "No." "Please, don't Let in the Light." "Cover those lights, please." "Don't get up." "I was just passing through." "Oh." "Erno." "Erno, what's happening?" "Something's gone wrong." "He believes he's another person." "No, no." "I need" "Miles." "Miles." "Miles, who are you?" "Miles?" "I'm Blanche." "Blanche DuBois." "It means "white woods."" "Don't upset him." "It could be fatal." "What then?" "You read Streetcar." "Play along." "He needs medicine." "Physical beauty is passing." "A transitory possession." "Beauty of the mind and spirit and tenderness of the heart" "And I have all those things." "Aren't taken away." "But-- But grow." "Increase with the years." "Strange that I should be called destitute when I have all these riches locked in my heart." "I been onto you from the start." "I seen how you sprinkle this place up with them powders and fancy French colognes." "Well, I say, ha!" "You hear me?" "Ha!" "Ha!" "I think" " Yeah." "Why, you're not the gentleman that I was expecting." "What's going on?" "Whoever you are I've always depended on the kindness of strangers." "How you feeling, Miles?" "Oh, you Look beautiful." "You were screaming out names." "I was having sexual nightmares." "Who are the AP gypsies?" "You Look different." "I am different." "I've spent six months living like an animal." "Really?" "That's right." "AII of us Live on our cunning and our instinct." "We're all a pack of wild animals." "Lunch." "While you were a pawn of capitalism..." "..." "Erno's been teaching KarI Marx." "Who?" "Erno." "You must meet him." "He's wonderful." "Soon he'll lead a revolt and start a Marxist regime ruled by the workers and the masses." "You remind me of Lisa Sorenson." "Who?" "An old girlfriend." "A Trotskyite Jesus freak who sold pornographic connect-the-dots books." "I have a song about the revolution." "It won't happen unless we stop the Aires." "Don't worry about it." "Just relax." "Listen." "Rebels are we" "Born to be free" "Just like the fish in the sea" "I'm sorry." "I didn't know you were kissing." "Miles, I was telling Erno about Aires Day." "He has a plan." "You tell him, Erno." "Right, darling." "This is a radio." "What, darling?" "This is a phony thumbprint." "It'll allow her to pass the security device." "We'll get gowns and pose as doctors." "And that's how we'll get inside." "Okay, try not to appear nervous." "Smile." "Peasants." "You're shaking Like a leaf." "How should I shake?" "It'll be fine." "Why are you shaking?" "Because you're making me nervous." "Don't blame me." "Hello." "Will you get a grip on yourself?" "You'd feel safer with Mr. White Teeth." "Who?" "The rebel with the muscular chest." "Erno?" "A great name if you're the star of a vampire movie." "He's smart." "Yeah, he didn't come." "He had handsome lessons." "Jealous?" "Jealous?" "With a body Like mine?" "You want me to choose one man?" "My Love is for all Bolsheviks." "Do what you want." "You're over 21 ." "Tramp." "We're here on business." "I created a bohemian monster." "Next, she'll want robots." "Will you shut up?" "She becomes a pseudo-intellectual..." "...fascist, Freudian monster." "Look, don't get crazy." "Let's do our parts." "Failure will be your fault." ""It'll be your fault."" "You're retarded." "A retarded man." "Get your part right." "Get your part right." "What am I doing?" "I'm 237." "I should be collecting social security." "Look, do you remember?" "Forward." "Control." "Manual." "Overheat." "Rewind." "I know this." "I want to make sure." "I'm going out a window." "It's a long drop." "I'd bruise my smock." "AII right, don't worry." "I got it." "This is the manual." "No, that's rewind." "Then this is manual." "That's dual control." "You said you had it." "I do." "I have it." "I have it." "Do you Love Erno?" "Oh, Miles I don't know." "AII right, the coast is clear." "Start lowering me." "This is manual." "No, that's fast forward!" "Oh!" "Oh, Miles." "Oh!" "Look, I-- I got some of the tape around." "And I thought you didn't know how." "Erno said to go north." "I'm in charge." "Go my way." "He knows what he's talking about." "He's handsome, so he knows everything?" "He has capped teeth." "Did you know?" "He has capped gums." "He's a mathematician." "Yeah, but can he do this?" "You're an idiot." "We're going my way." "Fine." "Dr. Temkin!" "The meeting is this way." "Doctor." "We're doctors, not impostors." "Dr." "Temkin, can we go?" "Big doctor." "Eye, ear, nose and throat." "May we?" "May we, doctor, please?" "Nice work." "They think we're someone else." "I know." "If we'd followed Erno, we'd be okay." "Let's not talk about it." "It's the only thing that makes me stutter." "I'm tired of hearing about him." "No more." "Shut up, shut up!" "AII right." "None of you have met before, for reasons of security." "But now, Aires Day is here." "I realize what I'll say will be shocking." "But I'm counting on you to respond appropriately." "Ten months ago, our leader was hurt when a bomb, planted by the underground, exploded." "It was kept quiet." "Since then, we have been virtually leaderless." "Preparations for a successor were not adequately clear." "We have been in the throes of a major crisis." "As for our leader  the Emergency Department rushed to the accident immediately." "But all that remained of him was this." "This is our leader's nose." "Using great presence of mind we rushed it to our Delta laboratory, which is here." "Through massive biochemical effort it has been kept alive for a year." "Our dream has been that by cloning we would reduplicate the entire leader again." "For those of you unfamiliar with biology it's a process by which using a single cell a duplicate of someone could be formed." "Until now we've only had limited experimental success." "All efforts have been directed to cloning lately." "We feel that we can reproduce our leader in perfect tact from his nose." "Gentlemen, with God's help, in a couple of hours we'll have our leader." "Then we'll coordinate phase two which will terminate all dissidents on signal from our reborn leader." "It's a nose." "I was here." "What will we do?" "Radio Erno." "We must strike." "The Leader's handicapped." "He has no body." "We're not prepared." "No, but it's chaos." "We'll win." "Give me the radio." "I dropped it." "It fell out of my pocket." "Stop repeating me." "Stop repeating." "Get a grip." "We must stop them." "We have to steal it." "How?" "I've never stolen an organ before." "Wait!" "I got an idea." "Yeah?" "It's in the operating chamber." "We go below, get in the ceiling slide through, come up, and hide it under my coat." "Stupid plan." "Why?" "Because it's too subtle." "We're doctors." "We go in..." "...make a diversion and run." "Great!" "I'm scared." "Calm down." "You took some skin there." "Here." "What's that?" "A lighter?" "You gave it to me at Melik's." "Where's it been?" "Don't tell me." "The trick is to remain cool." "Those are my nails." "You're tense." "The nose, I heard it was running." "Dr. Temkin, we're ready here." "You don't mind if people who aren't involved in genetics observe?" "No." "I Like to be watched when I clone." "The more, the merrier." "I never clone alone." "Hello, Dr. Temkin." "So nice to see you." "I'm Biocentral computer 2100, series G." "I'll assist you through the process." "We're all aware of your reputation." "We look forward to a successful cloning procedure." "My assistant, Dr. Spock." "Janus." "Janus." "Spock." "Spanish." "Spanish." "Let's see the patient." "Wow." "It's in worse shape than I thought." "Better lay off Armenian women." "You can see the medical history on readout four." "I believe this will be a very difficult croning job." "Yes." "Cloning, you idiot." "Cloning!" "We're ready to proceed." "After looking at it I feel we ought to postpone the cloning." "Doctor, that would be a tragic mistake." "The computer didn't account for the Pinocchio factor." "The square of the proboscis is equal to the sinuses over seven." "What is your opinion?" "Do we proceed with cloning or postpone?" "Ah, indeed." "One moment." "A moment." "A medical moment." "Yes." "Well" "I think we should go ahead." "Excuse me." "I have to have a conference." "If you'll come over here." "I want to talk." "What do you mean, "go ahead"?" "What can we do?" "I don't know how to clone." "You're crazy!" "Proceed." "Stop it!" "You stop it." "Get a grip." "I'm glad you put it to me that way." "Now, if you'll Let me have the lobster fork." "What you have-- I diagnosed the situation." "We've got a nose." "I think we're in agreeance." "I have it here." "And what you want, basically is a person connected to that nose or you get your money back." "Want me to Leave room for a mustache?" "There's a nice area there which will...." "What?" "We're placing down the garments because we're going to clone." "We're going to try to clone the patient directly into his suit." "He'll be completely dressed at the end." "It's a first, and then we'll get out." "We don't have to stay while he suits up." "Time to check the cell structure." "Checking the cell structure." "Checking the cell structure!" "Ah, checking the cell structure." "The structured cells to be checked." "Checking the cell structure." "Checking the structure." "The cell structure." "The cell structure has been checked." "I thank you so much." "And now I'II just take my mask, if you don't mind and I'II strap it onto my face." "Excuse me while I give the patient a quick nostrilectomy." "This is it." "Keep your fingers crossed." "Something's wrong." "There's a current break in  the life-support system." "What we should do" "What's that under your mask?" "Pardon me?" "Under my mask?" "Nothing." "Why?" "Does it Look excessively bulbous?" "He's got the nose." "Under his mask!" "He's got the nose." "Quick!" "Quickly!" "Nobody move or I shoot your president." "Come on, we're getting out of here." "Don't come near me, or he gets it between the eyes." "He'll do it." "I've seen him shoot a nose." "Please." "Please be careful." "You don't realize that you've been dealing with a great mind." "Yeah, and his isn't so bad either." "Don't come near us." "Get out of here now." "He's bluffing." "He wouldn't shoot it." "Bluffing, am I?" "Okay, clowns, you asked for it." "I can't believe we did it." "An eye for an eye and a nose for a nose." "That sounds brilliant." "You were absolutely wonderful." "Erno's plan worked." "Erno's plan?" "What was I through all of that?" "You?" "It was Erno's plan?" "I can't get into a discussion about Erno." "I'm getting a hostility ache." "A migraine headache now." "I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years." "He was a strict Freudian." "If I'd gone all this time, I'd be cured." "Erno's going to head the new government." "Don't you understand?" "In six months, we'll be stealing Erno's nose." "Political solutions don't work." "It doesn't matter who's there." "They're all terrible." "Why are you Looking at me Like that?" "I think you really Love me." "Of course I Love you." "This is what this is all about." "And you Love me." "I don't blame you." "You know?" "I'm not knocking Erno." "He's great if you Like a tall, blond Prussian, Nordic, Aryan, Nazi type." "But meaningful relationships don't Last." "That was proven by science." "There's a chemical in our bodies that makes us get on each other's nerves." "I don't believe in science." "Science is an intellectual dead end." "It's a Lot of guys in suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants." "You don't believe in science or that political systems work..." "...and you don't believe in God." "Right." "So then, what do you believe in?" "Sex and death." "Two things that come once in my lifetime."