"Hi." "I'm Marley." "Some people say I'm the world's worst dog." "Ooh!" "The mailman!" "Hey!" "I saw that!" "Bring that back!" "That package is ours!" "It could be my new ballistic nylon chew toy!" "Oh, you better retreat, or I'll rip a hole in your blue Bermudas!" "Hey, Marley." "Thanks for breaking in my new kicks." "Dude!" "That's my specialty." "Bodi." "[ Marley Narrating ] That's my boy Bodi." "I'm hanging with him this summer 'cause my parents are working." "He's cool." "I can mess up his bed." "shred his leather chew toys." "He doesn't care." "Bodi, it's time to go." " Are those your new shoes?" " Uh" "Marley did a little work on it." "Bad dog, Marley." "Bodi, I told you you can't leave your shoes lying around when there's a puppy in the house." "I mean, when are you gonna learn to take responsibility for your things?" "No biggie." "I can still wear them." "Oh." "Good." "'Cause I'm not buying you another pair till college." "That's his mom, Ms. Grogan." "She's a little tense." "She found out I was playing with those doggie-sized pillows on her coach." "and it sent her on this kick about Bodi needing to be more responsible." "Ηuh!" "Whatever that means." "Oh." "I see you haven't found his leash." "Uh- Yeah." "We gotta go." "A long drive to Grandpa's." "Grandpa?" "You mean the wrinkled guy?" "Okay." "Let's go." "Want to go for a car ride, Marley?" "Get the door." "Car ride?" "Oh." "Right." "Yeah!" "♪♪ [ Pop ] [ Man ] ♪ Get ready, set, go ♪" "♪ Nothing will get into the way ♪" "♪ Get ready, set, go ♪" "♪ Keep runnin' and enjoy the day Let nothing' get in your way ♪" "Oh." "Marley." "Bodi, don't let him climb on your face like that." " Hey, hey, Dad." "Yeah." "We're on our way." " Are you gonna be late?" "No." "We're good." "My flight doesn't leave till 4:00." "I don't know why she has to go to a leadership conference." "She could organize the Super Bowl blindfolded." "Oh, Marley!" "Was that you?" "Is Bodi bringing a friend?" "Oh, no, no, Dad." "Marley is John and Jenny's new puppy." "I told you we're dog sitting while they're on that writing assignment." "It's a big mistake, by the way." "Bug." " Mmm." "Crunchy." " ♪ Get ready, set, go ♪" "♪ Nothing will get into the way ♪♪" " Hi, guys." " Hi." "Dad." "Hey, Grandpa." "Yep." "It's the wrinkled guy." "Come on in." "Oh." "Watch it." "Marley." "Hi." "Hi." "All right." "So. here we have some general information... on Marley's naughty habits that you should be aware of." "Keep in mind that he does really like to chew pretty much everything." "so keep your favorite things oat of reach." "Whoo!" "Hey, look at this backyard!" "And" " Where is Marley?" "He's right" "He was just- I'll find him." "Uh-hah." "Marley?" "There you are." "Hey, Bodi." "Check this out." "Ahhh!" "Jacuzzi!" "Marley!" "Come on." "Come on." "Marley." "And make sure he gets out and meets some of the neighborhood kids." "Stop it." "You are such a troublemaker." "Mom, when you get back, can I get my own dog?" "Uh, when you prove you're responsible enough. we can talk about it." "Why is he wet?" "I'm totally responsible." "Uh-hah." "You've already lost Marley's leash, let him chew one of your new shoes, and I don't even want to know why my pillows are suddenly smelling fanny." "What if I can train Marley by the time you get back?" "Well, that would be a miracle." " So it's a deal?" " What?" " If I can train Marley." " Sure." "Now you- You be good for Grandpa." "Don't let him play too many video games, and, you know, maybe you can work with him on his follow-through." "It would be really- I'll whip him into shape." "You just worry about catching your flight." "Oh." "Right." "Okay." "Okay." "Bye." "Thank you." "Okay." "Bye." "Love you." "Love you too." "This is gonna be great." "We can get away with all kinds of stuff with Grandpa." "He's old." "I heard that." "Sorry." "Now listen up, cadets." "I may look like an old geezer, bat I'm a decorated war hero, and I don't take flak from anybody." "So you toe the line, and we'll get along just fine." "Aw. the wrinkled gay." "I was pretty little when we met." "but I remember he got really bent when I gnawed on his arm." "I was teething. you know." "He hasn't changed much." "Still grumpy and still wrinkled." "Follow me." "Who spiked his prune juice?" "Mm-hmm!" "I heard that too." "All right." "Now" "When I'm sitting in this chair and the game is on, the remote is mine." "Copy that." "And no dogs on the coach." "Really?" " Right?" " This way." "There's an auxiliary toilet in here." "Come on." "I'll show you where you can store your skateboard." "Extra drinking fountain, check." "I smell leather shoe toys!" "Ηmm." "That smells like Spam!" "I love this place." "Ooh." "Ooh." "Spam!" "Ooh." "Spam!" "Ooh." "Spam!" "Now, the bedrooms in this house are kept neat." "There it is." "And that means the bed's made, clothes and shoes properly stowed." "There are some extra towels in here." "I thought this was supposed to be summer vacation, not boot camp." "Did you hear that?" "Yep." "I was just making a sandwich." "Do you want one?" "Sure." "Weill, that's strange." "What happened to my Spam?" "Wow." " Lucky dog!" " This might be a good time for a dog walk." "Come on, Marley." "Yeah, Marley!" "You've got some serious torque!" "Inhale, exhale." "Oh, yeah!" "I'm bad!" "Hey!" "Wait ap." "Thank you." "Whoa." "Slow down!" "Whoa!" "Watch out!" "Whoa!" "Huh." "Airmail." "Are you gays okay?" " You again!" "That's our package!" "Marley, no." "Marley, get out." "Don't touch the mail." "I'm really sorry." "Marley can get out of control sometimes." "That's all right." "I'm Kaycee Ellis." "Bodi Grogan." "Grogan." "Your grandfather lives down the street, right?" "Yeah." "Hey." "Was that crazy, or what?" "Not funny." "Whoa!" "Easy." "You almost got me into trouble." "Sorry." "I had to battle the evil mailman." "Well." "I'm in training." "That's my girl Godiva." "Ahhh, that's good." "Right behind the ear." "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "She's the leader of the agility team called the Burkaneers." "Agility team?" "Yeah." "We leap, we jump, we weave" " And chase cats?" " Uh, no." "Yeah, we're getting ready for the Ultimate Pappy Championship." "They're holding it at Summerville Arena." " That sounds fan." " Yeah, it does!" "It's awesome." " Hey, maybe I could enter Marley." " You could, but you need two other dogs to make a team." "They just can't be older than a year." "I totally want to run, jump, leap and chase cats." "Hello." "There's no cats." "You could try Mrs. Crouch." "She has two Lab puppies." "It's the white house at the end of the block." "Thanks." "Maybe I'll do that." "Come on." "Just don't get any ideas about beating us." "Come on." "What do you think, Marley?" "Yeah. youse a good dog." "Yeah." "Hey, tubby?" "What?" "I hear someone." "Why don't you stop feeding your face and see who it is." "Why don't you get off your lazy butt and see for yourself?" "'Cause I'm sunbathing." "Well." "I'm snacking." "Okay. fine." "I'll go." "Maybe it's somebody cool." "Wait a minute." "I want to see." "You know, they're probably oat back here." "Oh." "There they are." "Who's he?" "Don't know." "Hiya." "Hi. guys." "Hey, pap." "So what do you say, Mrs. Crouch?" "I could pick them up in the morning for training." "Uh, what are you doing?" "I smell Spam." "Mmm!" "Wow." "You're good." "No, he's just obsessed with meat." "It sounds like this competition might be just what your puppies need." "Well, I guess I don't see any harm in them joining your agility team." " Awesome." " And I gotta wear this thing for another three weeks." " We're gonna be a team?" " What?" "I'm not teaming up with that woof." "He's a total goob." "No, he's not." "Uh, hello." "I'm right here." "Sorry, bro." "My name is Moose." "You know, like the dorky, furry beast." "And that's my annoying sister Fuchsia." "I'm Marley, like the reggae singer." ""Yah, man."" "Who da man?" "You da man." " We're jammin'!" " Oh, brother." "You're Marley da man." "You're Moose da man." "Whoo-hoo!" "I think I'm gonna toss my biscuits." "We be jammin', man!" "Taylor's got to get through the tire, hurdles. teeter-totters" "What am I looking at here?" "It's the Ultimate Puppy Championship I told you about." "Marley, off." "National competition" "Isn't this cool?" "And the winner gets a huge sponsorship." "Well. that sounds good." "...thirty-five seconds." "I was thinking if I could train Marley for this competition, then Mom would let me get my own dog." "Well, that's a lot of work." "You make a commitment." "you're gonna have to see it through." "I will." "Dinner." "Can I... build a practice course in the backyard?" "Sure." "After you finish your chores." "What chores?" "Hey, wrinkled guy!" "I'm on the couch!" "I can do that!" "...making it that much more difficult." "In the dive competition, a dog will do anything" "I'm so agile, I will stupefy you!" "Whoa!" "Oops!" "Sorry, Marley." "Grandpa says you have to sleep in here." "It's only a little thunder and lightning." "Works every time." "Shh!" "Keep it down." "Grandpa's got Spider-Man hearing." "No dogs on the bed." "No worries." "I got this." "Time to man up, pap." "My work is done here!" "Now I'm thirsty." "Bingo." "Ηmm?" "Nice!" "Marley!" "Hey!" "Marley, what are you doing on the bed?" "You're all wet!" "Hey." "What's with the face?" "I thought Grandpa would like an early-morning splatter." "He's a marine, isn't he?" "They're used to getting wet." "Help me!" "Marley!" "If anyone needs me, I'll be oat mowing the lawn." "Hey." "Are you throwing that oat?" "♪♪" "♪ I see you just about every other day ♪" " ♪ Sometimes you look at me ♪" " Whoa!" " ♪ At times you turn away ♪" " ♪ I think it's kind of cute ♪" "♪ This little game that you play ♪" "♪ Just about to change your world ♪" "♪ What you have been looking for ♪" " ♪ The world is rising up ♪" "♪ Just about to change your world ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪♪" "Hey." "What's this?" "I thought you were building that agility course." "I am." "How?" "By remote control?" "Come on." "You gotta finish what you started." "Hmm?" "Agility weave poles set." "Duct tape." "Is that a beaver?" "I think it's a chipmunk." "No, it's our future." "Tire jump." " Teeter-totter, weave poles, walk-over. jump" "Tunnel." "[ Laughs ]" "Well, team, who wants to go first?" "Whoa!" "Ηmm?" "Weill, go ahead and say it." "Your dead chipmunk is squashing my azaleas." "Anything else?" "Yeah." "You didn't finish the lawn, and you forgot to make your bed." "Other than that, it was a good effort." "Okay then." "Come on, guys." "You want to see something cool?" "Sure!" " What?" " You call that making a bed?" "Now that's how you make a bed." "Stupid to make the bed if I'm just gonna mess it up again." "I heard that." "What is it?" "Don't know." "Whatever it is, it's not edible." "I've already tried." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Go ahead, Moose." "I dare you to look through there." " Hmm." "Moose, what are you doing?" " What's over there?" " Let me see." "My name is Cat!" "Cat!" "[ Farts ] Ew!" "Sorry." "Oh, oh!" "You did not blow that nasty in my" "Let's book!" "Yeah. it's stinky over there!" "Sorry, gays!" "Cats give me gas!" "Oh." "That's just great." "Ηmm?" " Ooh." "Not good." "Gays, I think we might be in over our heads with this competition." "Is he bailing on us?" "Sounds like it." "No way." "Bodi's not a quitter." "See?" "He came back to clean up." "Hey, come on, guys." "Let's help him." "Check this out!" "This could be us and Bodi with the trophy!" "Whoa!" "Could it really?" "Cool!" "Hey." "You've already had breakfast." ""Ηans von Weiselberger and the Woof Gang, reigning Ultimate Puppy Champions."" "Yeah." "Would have been great. but" "I tried, guys." "It's not gonna happen." "Hey." "What's all this?" "Complete failure." "I can't train Marley." "I can't even build a stupid coarse." "Well, maybe you're trying to do too much." "Mom does like a million things at once- perfectly." "She wasn't always perfect, you know." "She wasn't?" "No, not even close." "I remember when she was your age, she wanted a hamster." "Mom had a hamster?" "Yeah." "I think his name was Ernie." "Ernie." "But first she had to prove that she could take care of him, and believe me, she had a terrible time." "You know how hard it is to train a hamster?" "Probably not as hard as these gays." "Don't give up, son." "I think Marley's a lot smarter than a hamster." "Yeah, he is." "I think you can do it." "Thanks, Grandpa." "All right." "I'm not completely useless." "I can still mow a stupid lawn." "Sorry." "I accidentally killed your Times." "Whoa!" "Way to shred, Bodi!" "Ah, forget it." "Come on." "Let's go." "Where are we going?" "First thing you learn in the military is always know your enemy." " What enemy?" " The mailman!" "The Woof Gang and their trainer- "Weasel Barger."" "You're not the only one that knows how to Google, you know." "Come on." "Cool." "Bat it's Weiselberger." "All right, men." "Get in, get the intel and get out." " Wow." "Pretty swanky." "Those sponsors must pay some big money." " Shh!" "Sorry." "A little excited." " Wait." "You aren't coming?" " Me?" "This is your project." "Here." "Keep in touch." "Hey." "Come on." "Marley." "Here comes the 3-1 pitch." "Curveball outside." "That's the second walk this game for Hansen." "Ηmm?" "We've moved around back to get a better visual." "Roger that." "Scary big dog!" " Gotta tarn off your magnifiers." "Scary little dog." "Like I was saying, we mast maximize oar training." "The competition is only a few weeks away." "and we have not enough time." "You there, I don't pay you to suntan." "That mast be Weiselberger." "Let's go!" "We have the enemy in our sights." "How do they look?" "Freaky fierce." " What are they doing?" " I think they're training." "Fernandez leads off" "Move, move, move!" "You ran like an old lady!" "Faster." "Stronger." "Harder!" "Turbo, more revolutions." "This Ηans gay looks like a real creep." "I want to see some effort." "Oar sponsors expect perfection." "We must win, or we will lose all of this!" "Don't you think, Marley?" " Marley?" " Herr von Weiselberger?" " Ja." "Pace." "Pace, pace!" "The new dog collars have arrived." "Excellent." "Excellent." "Woof Gang, continue." "You, come." "Ηmm?" "Aha!" "Entry point!" "Turbo, why do you always get the gerbil wheel?" "I don't." "It's Liesl's turn next time." "It's not fair." "I'm faster than her." "Are not." "Let me on that thing." "I'll ran circles around you." "Hey." "I think I heard something." "Creepy stuffie collection." "Come on." "Axel." "Liesl, this way." "Marley!" "Marley!" "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "Pappy missing!" "Where are those freaky little doggies?" "Hello." "Right behind you." "Marley!" " Who are you?" " Uh, if I tell you, will you promise not to kill me?" "Kill you?" "Why would we do that?" "Because you're the Woof Gang." "Don't worry." "I'm Turbo, and this is Liesl and Axel." "Pretty expensive for a little thing." "I" "Where's the Woof Gang?" "I'm not sure, bat this look like it's got a little light in it." "Oh, no." "Hans is coming." "You better hide." "Here he comes!" "What are you doing here?" "Hmm?" "Hmm." "Ηenkle." "Put the collar on the test subject." "Pat it on" "I am invisible." " That one!" "You're not happy with the voltage collars the dogs are wearing now?" " No." "I want to go stronger." " Ah." " Und" "Engage." "Oh." "Maybe that was a little too strong." "We use the ones we have." "Yeah." "Get me a refund." "Perfect." "Ηmm?" "Marley, ran!" "Look out!" "Wah!" "Whoa!" "Intruders!" "After them!" " He's going to zap us!" " What do we do?" "Follow my lead." "Go, go. go!" "Marley, come on!" "Come on, Marley!" "Come on!" "Go, go, go!" "Get that little dog!" "Come on!" "I got you, Marley." "I got you." "Come in, Bodi." "Come in, Bodi." "Grandpa!" " You gotta be kidding." " Hey." "Ease up." "We don't want to catch him." "Grandpa!" "Come on!" "Get in!" "Get in!" "What are you doing?" "I just filled the tank yesterday." "Gets terrible gas mileage." "You dummkopf!" "That is one wild and crazy pap." "You can say that again." "I like him." "Come on!" "Are you gonna wake up or what?" "Yeah!" "I'm up." "I'm ap." "No way." "Way!" "Grandpa's turned into MacGeezer." " What do you think?" " It's awesome!" "I'll go get Moose and Fuchsia." "Come on, Marley." "Cool!" "It's more than cool." "It's arctic." "I wish someone would have consulted me on the color scheme." "A little pink would have been nice." "All right, guys." "Who wants to go first?" "Me!" "Get Bodi!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Dog pile!" "Gonna get you!" "Looks like fan." "Hey, are you spying on me?" "Hey." "Nice course." "Thanks." "I thought you could use some help." "Oh." "Great." "Guide wires." "For your weave poles." "Cool." "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "This way." " Yum." "Yum." "Yum." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Hey." "Over here." "Come on." "Oh, no!" "I think I chipped a nail!" "Aw ." "Yeah." "Quiet." "It's all right, Fuchsia." "Go, go, go, go." "Marley!" "Good girl, Fuchsia." "Yes!" "Yeah!" "That's it, boy." "That's it." "Over here." "Come on." "There you go." "There you go." "Come on, Moose." "You can do it." "Go to the light!" "There is no light." "It's scary and dark in here." "And I thought I was a drama queen." "Oh!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you, thank you." "Hey." "I got ya." "I got ya." "Come here." "Come on." "Moose." "I got ya." "Come here, buddy." "When's dinner?" "Your dinner." "Bratwurst and sauerkraut." " Again?" " [ Groans ] Ick!" "Ja, it gives me gas." " Belch!" "Oh." "Turbo, I'm sorry." "Have I offended your palate?" "Axel, Liesl, would you prefer that I ran down to the 7-Eleven... and get you some Kibbles 'n Bits, ja?" "Ja!" "He's yanking your chain." "Oh, wait!" "I have a better idea." "Ηenkle, Ηelga, take their plates away." "No food for you dogs tonight!" " I don't think that they're happy about this." " Oh." " Really?" "Well, try this." " Oh!" " Ow!" "Well, I am the master, and I will decide who's happy!" "Plates." "Hello?" "Bodi?" "Hi. honey." "Hey, Mom." "Hey." "How are you and Grandpa getting along?" "We're great." "I'm making serious progress with Marley." "I entered him in the Ultimate Puppy Championship." "Grandpa's remote." "Maybe the Dog Whisperer's on." " And Grandpa helped me build a coarse and everything." " He did?" " Well, that sounds amazing." " Yeah. it is!" "Do you think you can come home early to see it?" "Aw, honey, I- I don't think so." "Oh." "It's okay." "We can video it for you." "That would be perfect." "Marley, don't even think about it." "Mom, can I call you back?" "Yeah." "Sure. honey." "Thanks." "Love you." "Talk about agility!" "I didn't know Grandpa was so flexible." "He must do yoga." " Let's go, Marley." " Yeah!" " Whoo-hoo!" " All right." "Fuchsia!" "Oh, I'm impressed!" "They're doing really well." " Come on, Moose." " Too high." "Too high." "Well, two oat of three ain't bad." "All right, Moose!" "Bag!" "No, no, no, no- No!" "Oh!" "He ate it." "That is disgusting." "Fueled up and ready to go!" "What the heck is going on here?" "What happened to my teeth?" "Whoa!" "Uh-oh." "Hey!" "Those are my teeth!" " Bad dog, Marley!" "Come here, Marley!" "Little bandit." "These teeth will never be the same." "So, those aren't his real teeth?" "I know. right?" "You can't tell." "Oh, look at those guys." "How can you not love them?" "You've gotten really good with those pups." "Thanks." "They've taught me a lot." "Hey." "How come you don't have your own dog?" "My mom doesn't think I'm responsible enough." "Bat I'm gonna prove to her I am with this competition, or at least crash and barn trying." "I hear you." "This puppy challenge is super-important for us." "Really?" "If the Burkaneers can place at least second, we'd win a cash prize and a year's supply of dog food." "It would help my family keep our Love Pug Rescue open." "Your family has a dog rescue?" "That's cool." "Well, here's to us giving it our all." "Okay." "All right, guys." "We've only got one week left." "Only one puppy from the team can compete in the pool dive." "so we're gonna have to see which one of them can jump the farthest." "Is that water chlorinated?" "'Cause that would really mess with my far color." "Spread oat!" "I'm going big." "Ew!" "Whoa!" "Hey!" "Watch it, Orca!" "Awesome splash, dude." "Good boy, Marley." "Come on." "Yeah." "Come on." "Okay." "Fine." "That was impressive." "Come on." "I think you'll be surprised." "He's really improving." "Getting quite responsible." "He is?" "Sounds like my boy's growing up." "Ow!" "Ow!" "It's okay." "Sweetheart, are you all right?" "Yeah." "I got your message." "I'm trying to change my plane ticket... so I can make it back in time for Bodi's competition this weekend." "Oh." "That's terrific." "Yeah, but don't tell him." "I want it to be a surprise." " My lips are zipped." " Grandpa?" "Ηmm?" " Is that Mom?" " Hello?" "No." "I gotta go." "Bye." "Moose, you're a disaster." "Hmm." "He's gettin' better." "He is." "Let's try one more time." "So we can show Mrs. Crouch when she gets here." "Where is my paper?" "Your Daily Press, sir ." ""The Thunder From Down Under to compete in Ultimate Puppy Championship"!" " Who?" " The Australians!" "Oh!" "I" "Ah, they must be a last-minute entry." "I" "We must beat them, or we will be disgraced!" "And lose our sponsorship." "Do you understand my meaning?" "Ηmm?" "Ja." "Ja." "Oh!" "Ja." "I understand you load and clear." "Come on, guys!" " I'll race you to the chipmunk!" " Hey. don't push!" "The Rasta Rascals are in the house!" "What do you think?" "Oar team name." "Why would you call them that?" "You know, 'cause Marley is named after Bob Marley." "It's a reggae theme." "Oh." "Well, okay." "And Mrs. Crouch is helping me make the puppies' costumes." "She's pretty cool!" " I've been reading about the puppy competition." " Yeah, I know." "I read it." "You're up bright and early, aren't you?" "Yep." "And you should see my bed." "You could bounce a quarter off of it." " Let's go, gays." "Gotta train!" " Hello!" "Who made you team leader?" "And he's off!" "The crowd cheers!" "Ahh!" "Whoo!" "And he's" " Cat!" "Uh, where?" "Ew!" "Uh, what's he doing?" "Activate super powers." "When I walk like this, I am invisible." "You're kidding, right?" "I can see your furry, ugly mug right in front of me." "Oh, man!" "But I can still chase you!" " Catch me if you can!" "Allez!" " Gonna get you!" " Come on, puppy!" " Hmm?" " Alley-oop!" "Oops." "Whoo!" "Whoa!" "Hey, doggie!" "Is that all you got?" " En garde!" "Sometimes I forget I'm just a dog." "I think I'm a superhero and Cat is my archenemy." "But right now instead of flying it looks like I might be headed for a gnarly belly flop." "He's obsessed." "He's insane." "Marley, you've gotta control yourself." "Marley, the puppy challenge is in two days." "We're never gonna make it at this rate." "You're completely untrainable." "Are you sure about that?" "Did you see Marley's dive?" "If he could do that in the competition, you could rack up some serious points." " How?" "Um, w-wait, am I supposed to be counting or something?" " Okay, Grandpa." " Set." " Cat!" "Don't even think about it, Moose." "[ Whimpers ]" "Whoa!" "Here." "That-a-boy." "Mm-hmm." "I'll be back!" "Thank you!" "Aw, that-a-boy, Marley!" "Come here, boy!" "There ya go!" "That'll work." "Bat how are we gonna get Cat onto a pool platform at a dog competition?" "I'm a marine." "Infiltration is my specialty." "Yeah, guys." "Come on." "Yeah!" "This way." "Word!" "Doggy Day Spa!" "Over here." "Up, up, up!" "Hey." "What's up?" " What's goin' on, baby?" " Give them the full treatment." "They have a big competition tomorrow." "We're gonna have 'em back tonight looking like rock stars." "Yeah!" "Swag-alicious!" " Be cool, man." "All right, man." "We got you." "Yo, yo, yo!" "I wanna look like Pup Daddy!" "♪♪ [ Hip-hop, Indistinct ] Hurry up, man." "♪♪" " Take good care of 'em." " We got you." "[ Boy Rapping ] ♪ Marley and me Best friends can be ♪" " ♪ Gotta learn and grow ♪" " Come on, man!" "♪ Taught things I never even knew before ♪" "♪ Accountable for actions through interactions ♪" "♪ Finish what we start Give it all in your heart ♪" "♪ Like skating' on the street Now my shoes he likes to eat ♪" "♪ Τunnels and jumps all are through as we pump out the chute ♪" "♪ Passing through tires Go as we desire And pursue, we go for it ♪♪" "Whoa!" "Moose!" "You've changed." "I told them I was a boy." "Yo, Tom, what's up with the bow on the dude dog, man?" " What is up with that, man?" "Man, you're not happy." "Now that's what I'm talkin' about." "Hey, guys, meet my new friend." "G'day, mates." "I'm Dundee." "I ran with the Australian agility team," "Thunder From Down Under!" "Cool." "We're the Rasta Rascals." "You're gonna drive the little pups... and I'm gonna drive the rottweilers." "Man, why I do always get the wussy dogs?" "Did he just call us "wussies"?" "♪♪" " Excuse me." " Yeah?" "Don't worry." "I will take care of them." "Yeah." "Yeah, sure." " Who was that?" " I don't know." "The new guy?" "So now we both get the rottweilers!" "What's up?" "♪♪" "Well, that should last you the night- doggies." "Okay." "Ja." "Ja." "Pat this in there." "Well. that's just great." "At least we're safe here" " Ηmm?" " Or not." " Hmm?" "Who are you?" "I'm Trouble." "And I'm Chipper." "Hey!" "You got a problem with that, cupcake?" "Uh, no problem." "Forget about it?" "You're on our turf, peanut." "You know what that means?" "We're gonna claw your eyes out." "That's not a claw." "This is a claw." "Man up, pap." "Man up, pap." "I'm the team leader." "Take me." "Take me!" " Spare them." "Take me?" "Yeah." ""Oh, take me!" "Take me!"" "Oh. yeah!" "That's" " That's- That's nice." "You know, you're pretty funny, dude." ""Take me." Hmm?" "Hey, hey, hey." "We're just messin' with ya, puppy." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you, thank you." " No danger here." "Good-to-go green." "Oh!" "Oh, green." "Whew!" "That's a much better color." "Don't you think?" "Oh, yeah." "So, ah, how you pups plannin' on getting out of here?" " Yeah." " I know." "Ηmm?" "We're going to use our athletic skills." "Come on!" "Uh, what skills?" "Ew!" "Gross!" " Good on ya, mate." " Thanks!" "Your turn." "Moose." " Eh, ap." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "I don't think I can do it." "Yes, you can!" "You're a Rasta Rascal!" "This is what you're trained for." " Oh!" "Whoa-whoa-whoa!" "Whoa!" "Hey!" "Watch where you're landing!" "Oops." "Hey!" "Was he ready?" "Ooh!" "There's pizza in here!" "♪♪" "Ah- What is it?" "Um" "Hi." "I have Dundee, the Australian team leader, under lock and key." "Without him, the Thunder From Down Under will be disqualified." "Very good, Ηenkle." "Thank you." "Now get off." "I mast practice my victory tomorrow." "Applause." "Louder!" "Thank you." "Thank you." "More enthusiasm!" "Yes." "Yes." " The Woof Gang, myself, we thank you." "Thank you." "Him too." "And Ηenkle." "Thank you very mach." "Yes." "Thank you." "Thank you." "No." "Please." "It's from the heart." "Oh, brother." "Hey, watch it!" "Sorry." "Thanks for the help, guys!" "Hey, you got it, little guys." " Thanks for the grab!" " See ya!" "Yeah." "Later!" "Come on." "Let's eat." "Yam!" "I'm hungry!" "That phone at the spa is still busy." "Something's not right." "They should have brought the puppies home by now." "We should drive over there." "Oh, am I glad to see you guys." "Boy, that's gotta be the worst spa ever." "Who is this guy?" ""Dundee." Guess I'd better call his owner." "And you'd better get these pups washed ap." "Okay." "Come on, guys." "Come on." "Come on, Moose." "Come on." "Yeah." "Come on." "Mrs. Crouch said that Moose and Fuchsia can stay... over." "All right, I'll let you break the rules, bat just this one time." "Get a good rest, guys." "Tomorrow's your big day." "Hey, Marley?" "Hmm?" "Sorry to wake you." "I just wanted to say... you were pretty awesome tonight." " Nah." " You were." "Standing up to those scary junkyard dogs like that... was really brave." "Well, can I let you in on a little secret?" "I was petrified." "You'd never know it." "I was wrong not to give you a chance." "Marley." "You make a really good team leader." " Really?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Fuchsia." "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls." "welcome to the Ultimate Puppy Championship." "Yeah!" "All right!" " Whoa." " Ridiculous!" "Oh, snap!" "Wow. this is awesome." "It sure is!" "Well, you'd better, uh, get the team ready and, ah," "I'll take care of oar secret weapon." " You sure this is going to work?" " Of course it is." "Trust me." "All right, team. come on." "Yeah!" "Welcome oar first agility team on the course, the Tailblazers!" "All right!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "This is awesome!" "Whoo-hoo!" "I did it!" "And now, heading over to the pool dive, is Jazzy from the Tailblazers!" "Come on." "Moose." "Gotta loosen up." "Okay, fine." "I'll stretch." "♪♪" "Gee" " Ow!" "Aah!" "Don't touch!" "Sorry!" "I was just admiring your. uh, statues." "Don't look!" "What is in that box?" "Don't ask." "What?" "Cheers, mate." "How ya goin'?" "Henkle?" "Henkle!" "Yes?" "The Australians are here!" "What?" "No, but I took care of-- D-D-D" "We must do something." "What?" "I don't care." "But whatever it is, don't let anyone see you." "Your stradel, Herr von Weiselberger." "Not now!" "Go!" "Oh. yes" " Oh." "Could you hold this for me?" "Stradel!" "That's nice." "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls." "from the Love Pug Rescue, let's give a big, warm Summerville welcome..." " to Kaycee Ellis" " Go, Kaycee!" "and the Burkaneers!" "Hey, it's the Burkaneers!" "Oh, I love their hats!" "All right, guys, are you all warmed up?" "Whoa!" "Let's go watch Kaycee." "Come on, guys." "Kaycee will lead off-- Hi!" "Come on." "with Godiva!" "Oh, yeah." "I'm looking good." " They're not the prettiest dog, are they?" "Okay, jump!" " Jump!" "Come on!" "With me." "Keep going." "Now tunnel!" "Yippee!" "All right!" "Push!" "Chute!" "Great!" "Yeah!" "Good girl, Godiva!" "Whoo-hoo!" " Way to go, Burkaneers!" "Nice run, Kaycee." " Good luck, Bodi." " Thanks." "That's my pen." "Well done, Kaycee!" "Oh, Fred!" "Cat and the disguise are in here." "Thanks for helping out with this." "Oh, of course." "Oh, and could you give this to Bodi?" "It's the puppy costumes." "Oh, right." "And there's a little something in there for you too." "Oh." "Hey, you got your cast off." "Oh." "Yeah." "Hey, good for you." "I, uh- I'll see you later." "Okay." "Nice ankles." "The officials have reset the course... and we're ready for our next contestant." "Oh!" "And the cat is oat of the bag!" "Oh, what's this over here?" "Next up, for the first time at the Summerville Arena, the Australian champions, the Thunder From Down Under, starting with Dundee!" "There you guys go." "Now you can watch your baddy Dundee." "All right, Dundee!" "Unleash the thunder!" "Dundee's trainer is now in position... and will give him the signal to start his run." "Ow." "Huh?" "Infraction." "Pausing on the course." "Wh-What's that bloomin' noise?" "What's gotten into Dundee?" "Something's messed ap." "Where's that sound coming from?" "No, no." "Go away, please." "Bye-bye. little doggie." "No, no, no." "Shoo." "Shoo-shoo-shoo!" "Oh, shoot." "No, no, no!" " That was odd." "I've gotta go!" "Weird whistle neutralized." "What is happening?" "The Australians are winning." "What?" "Ηenkle!" "Ηenkle!" "It was an ambush." "I don't care!" "You get those dogs ready, and you set their voltage collars to 1 1 !" "Go!" "What are you looking at?" "Hmm?" "Don't you look at me like this!" "Don't bark!" "Obedience!" "I will not lose my sponsorship!" "And now, for the Ultimate Puppy reigning champions." "It's Ηans von Weaselburger... and the Woof Gang!" "How many times do I have to tell them it's Weiselberger?" " Did you tell them?" " I am certain that I told them it was Weiselberger!" " I heard him say "Weiselberger!"" " Enough!" "Oh, yes." "Babies, now you will win, or else." "Now go have some fun, shall we?" "Ja!" "Come on!" " Watch this." "More power!" "More strength!" "Faster!" "Win, win. win!" "What are you doing?" "Go, go, go!" "Yes!" "Very good!" "And that was an outstanding run for Hans von Weaselburger... and the Woof Gang!" "Please!" "Next up, the Psychedelic Furs!" "Excuse me." "Dad!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Please excuse me." "Dad." "Dad!" "Carol?" "Hi." "Sweetheart." "I almost didn't recognize you." "I know!" "I'm so glad you could come." "Bodi's gonna be so surprised." "Yeah!" "I wouldn't miss this for the world." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "Oh!" "That's... nice, Dad." "Yeah." "Hmm." "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and now our last entry," "Bodi Grogan and the Rasta Rascals!" " Oh!" "♪♪" "Yeah, man." "Look at 'em." "Oh, my goodness!" "I'm sorry." "It just looked too tasty." "I had to take a chomp!" "I think it's 1 00% beef!" "Marley, no!" "Marley." "Sorry." "It's okay." "Marley!" "First up for the Rasta Rascals, it's Fuchsia!" "Let's go get 'em, Fuchsia." "Go, Fuchsia!" "Whoo!" "Jump!" "Jump!" "Whoo!" "Fuchsia, weave!" "Come on, girl!" "Cross your paws, Moose." "She's headed for the weave poles!" "Come on, girl!" "Keep going, Fuchsia!" "Yeah!" "I chipped a nail, and I don't care!" "Look at them go!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Oh!" "Can you believe this." "Dad?" "Yeah, it's terrific." "Quit jiggling the camera." "Oh." "Sorry." "Sorry." "And next up, it's Moose!" "Who's M- Oh." "Moose!" "Look at this thing." "It's colossal!" "Come on, Moose!" "Pat your weight into it!" " Come on, Moose." "Come on, Moose." "Chute!" "Chute!" "Chute!" "Come on, Moose." "Come on." "Oh, no." "Scary." "Panic." "Go to my happy place." "Go to my happy place." " Pausing on the course!" " Come on, Moose!" "Oh, no, Marley." "We have to do something." "Is he all right?" " Moose!" " Ηmm?" " Cat!" "Where?" "Moose, you did it!" "Yes, he did it!" "That's my brother!" " Go, Moose!" "Go on, get away." "And that was- Whoo!" "Moose!" "And the final contestant, Marley of the Rasta Rascals!" " Whoo-hoo!" " I'll be right back." "Okay." "Go, Marley, go!" "Woof, woof, woof!" "Set, Marley?" "All right, all right." "I'm focused, I'm ready." "Come on, Marley." "Can you guys see from here?" "Go." "Marley!" "Now the tire!" "Ooh!" "Τunnel!" " Whoo!" " Go." "Marley!" "Ooh, he's so good!" "Marley." "Teeter." "Easy." " Go." "Marley!" "Chute!" "All right!" "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "All right!" "Way to go, team leader!" "I laugh at this team." "Me too." "Don't spit on me." "I'll go watch by the pool." "Mm-hmm." "Not like that!" "Like this!" "And now Marley will be heading into the pool dive!" "I hope this works." "All right, boy, let's bring it home." "Marley, look, it's Cat!" "It's you!" "You're not a Pomeranian!" "Engage superhero attack dive!" "I'm over here in this tacky doggie suit!" "Come and get me!" " Good boy, Marley!" "Marley!" "Marley!" "Whoo!" "That was amazing!" "That's my son and my pappy nephew!" " Whoo-hoo!" " Way to go." "Marley." "Let me" " Let go!" " Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!" "Official down!" "Marley, no!" "Oh, boy." "Off course!" "Excuse me." "Sorry." "Marley!" "Excuse me." "Excuse me!" "Marley?" "Pardon me." "Excuse me." "Get out of the way!" "Excuse me." "Come on." "Marley!" " Whoa!" "Get out of my den!" "What is going on here?" "I don't know!" "Well, something has to be done." "Do something!" "Nice shoes." "Everyone, please remain..." " calm!" "Whoa!" "Mm-hmm!" "Hey, I got a superhero cape!" "Will someone catch him!" "That is the world's worst dog!" "Are you all right?" " Come here, you little monster." " Did you see that cat?" "Here you go, Grandpa." "Are you sure you're okay?" "Yeah." "Where you going?" "To finish what we started." "Where is he going?" "Somebody stop that boy!" "Why don't you pat a sock in it, honey!" "Excuse me." "Pardon me." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me." "Thank you." "Is everything all right?" "It is now." " Come on, Marley." "This is your moment." " Look at your son." " Let's go!" "You da man." "Marley!" "Go, Marley!" "Go!" "Good boy, Marley." "Bodi!" "Mom!" "You're here?" "Yeah!" "Ohh!" "So you saw?" "Yes." "I did." "It may not have been pretty, bat you finished. and I am so proud of you and Marley!" "Way to go. son." "You did great." "You did!" "Oh!" "Hey." " That was really cool what you did out there." " Thanks." "Hi." "Who's" " Who's this?" "I'm Kaycee." "Kaycee, Ms. Grogan." "Very nice to meet you." "This is Fuchsia." "Who are these guys?" "Oh, my goodness!" "Ohh!" "All right, contestants, if I could have you step up, please." "We're gonna have a photo op, so get nice and tight and comfy." "All right?" " Hi." " Now, come on, Hans." "Don't be shy." "Get in there real tight." "That's- Ja." "Move in a little closer, folks." "Come on." " There we go." "Hey, Woof Gang!" "Awesome run." " Thanks, Marley." " You were really amazing." "You were good too, until the cat thing." "We'd rather lose and have fun like you... than win the competition wearing these collars." " What are they?" " Ubervoltage collars." "Oar master zaps as if we are not perfect." "He has the remote in his pocket." "We've gotta get those off of you." "You can't." "We've tried everything." " If a dog cannot handle the job" " Huh?" "call in a cat!" "Ha-ha!" "Who's next?" "Touché!" "And you!" "Coupé!" "Au revoir, little doggies!" "Don't forget me!" "Oh, I can't hold it." "Bat what's going to happen when Hans finds oat?" "It's gonna be shocking." " Ja!" "Hang in there!" "Again, folks, come closer." "The awards are gonna start any second." "Wait." "Where is the Woof Gang?" "Hmm?" "Woof Gang, come!" "Don't look." "Too late." "I just did." " I said come now!" "They are just playing." "Ja, come, my precious ones." "Aah!" "Whoa!" "Oh." "Uh, where did that come from?" "Your pocket." "Oh, no, it didn't." "Really?" "Ja." " Mommy!" "That's gotta hurt!" "Oh!" "Cheater!" " Security!" "What?" "No, I'm not cheating." "No, wait- Nobody touches me!" "Oh, my goodness!" "This is highly unusual, folks." "Not to worry!" "I knew that guy was a weasel." "Ladies and gentlemen, please, if I could have your attention for a moment." "Ηans von Weaselburger has been disqualified from the competition." " So here are the new results." " Ηmm?" " In third place, the Trailblazers!" " In second place." "Kaycee Ellis and the Burkaneers!" " That's right!" "We're bad!" "Yeah!" "And our new Ultimate Puppy Champions, the Thunder From Down Under!" "Good on ya, mates!" "We won!" "Come on out, folks." "Give 'em a big hand." "Congratulations, young man." "You won the money for your Love Pug Rescue!" "You'll get it next year, Bodi." "I found Cat." "Oh, that's a relief." "Hey, gays, look." "It's Turbo." "He's all alone." "Oh, hey. guys." " This is for you. young man, for good sportsmanship." " Thank you." "Oh, I need a picture of this." "Come on." "Okay, big smiles." "Oh, Mrs. Crouch, get in there." "Here we go." "One, two" " Where's Marley?" "Hey, Turbo, what's going to happen to you gays?" "Liesl and Axel have found a family to adopt them." "They could only take two dogs." "But what about you?" "All right, little guy, it's time to go." "There you are." "Marley." "Hey, where are you taking him?" " The dog shelter." " What?" "Why?" "Just until we find him a permanent home." "They can't do that!" "Don't worry, Marley." "It's not so bad there." "I-I'll find a family to love me... someday." "Don't give up, Turbo." "I'll think of something." "Wait." "He's found a home." " Mom, really?" "I think that you've proved today you're ready." " Come on, Turbo!" "You're coming with us!" "Yeah!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!" "Dude, you just found yourself the best family ever!" "We're practically related now!" " Is that your new dog?" " Yeah!" "Congrats." "Thanks." " Bye, Bodi." " See you, Kaycee." "Bye, Kaycee." "Marley, you may be the world's worst dog, but you're the best friend a pappy could ask for." " Yeah." "I love ya, man." " Me too." "Well." "I love you gays back." "Grandpa, thanks for everything." "You earned it, son." "Come on, let's go home." "What do you say, guys?" "Playdate tomorrow?" "Yeah!" "So I made a deal with the wrinkled gay." "I get to crash in his bed as long as I don't mess with his teeth." "Actually, I think he caved in 'cause he felt kinda bad that we didn't win the competition." "But Bodi did win a rad trophy for being a good sport." "And I've come to the realization that I'm not a superhero after all, so I can't try to act like one in public places." "But you know what?" "Having good friends and knowing that you tried your best... feels pretty super." "Whoo-hoo!" "So here I am, just a dog." "No super strength, superspeed or superhearing." "But that's okay 'cause I can still dream, and I got myself something even better-- a wicked sidekick!" "Ηo-ho!" "It's me!" "I'm a sidekick!" "Spread oat!" "Go with me!" "Whoo-hoo!" "I have a mask!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Allez!" "Come and get me!" "Yeah!" "Cat, you're pretty cool!" "♪♪" "♪ Marley and me Best friends could be ♪" "♪ Gotta learn and grow Taught things I never even knew before ♪" "♪ Accountable for actions through interactions ♪" "♪ Finish what we start Give it all in your heart ♪" "♪ Like skating' on the street Now my shoes he likes to eat ♪" "♪ Τunnels and jumps all are through as we pump out the chute ♪" "♪ Passin' through tires Go as we desire And pursue ♪" "♪ We go for it like Marley and pools he jumps into ♪" "♪ One thing we know ♪" "♪ When things don't go ♪" "♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪" "♪ We growin' That's just how we roll ♪" "♪ Fuchsia and Moose are a hoot but watch out for Moose ♪" "♪ He likes to toot the divas like a diva." "Kaycee ♪" "♪ The nicest girl in town She'll tarn your frown upside down ♪" "♪ Agility team I'll learn responsibility is king ♪" "♪ Best puppies y'ever seen You know what I mean?" "♪" "♪ Be hype and be all you can ♪" "♪ Look out for the Hans-type man 'causin' a ruckus ♪" "♪ Don't cheat any day Focus and everything will come into play ♪" "♪ Always this is what we say ♪" "♪ One thing we know ♪" "♪ When things don't go ♪" "♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪" "♪ We growin' That's just how we roll ♪" "♪ Rappers are fall of insight Listen to your elders ♪" "♪ You will be a'ight full flight Work day and night ♪" "♪ Video games will just waste your time ♪" "♪ Get outside or even go ride around It's that easy ♪" "♪ Soon you will be riding in the old-school car ♪" "♪ Walkie-talkies all raisin' the bar ♪" "♪ Missions to mansions in a position for expansion ♪" "♪ Yes, yes, y'all And that's all ♪" "♪ One thing we know ♪" "♪ When things don't go ♪" "♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪" "♪ We growin' That's just how we roll ♪" "♪ One thing we know ♪" "♪ When things don't go ♪" "♪ We keep on goin' with the flow ♪" "♪ We growin' That's just how we roll ♪♪" "♪♪ ♪♪" "♪♪" "[ Man ] ♪ Little Marley ♪" "♪ This pup is really somethin' ♪" "♪ See him run and always jumpin' ♪" "♪ So into discovery ♪" "♪ One thing's for sure He's gettin' into everything ♪" "♪ Wag your tail Those big. sad eyes ♪" "♪ Are nothing' bat a big disguise ♪" "♪ And so get ready and watch your step ♪" "♪ 'Cause what you're getting could be a big surprise ♪" "♪ When you think the day is through ♪" "♪ You'll find there's more he'll get into ♪" "♪ Plenty of trouble ♪" "♪ Trouble ♪" "♪ As you will see ♪" "♪ But he will bring you a smile ♪" "♪ While causing chaos all the while ♪" "♪ Life's so unpredictable ♪" "♪ Unpredictable ♪" "♪ With little Marley ♪" "♪ And me ♪" "♪ Playing goes day and night ♪ ♪ Day and night ♪" "♪ With lots of kisses, hugs and bites ♪ ♪ Hugs and bites ♪" "♪ You will find you'll make it through ♪" "♪ But watch your back You just don't know what he can do ♪" "♪ When you think the day is through ♪" "♪ You'll find there's more he'll get into ♪" "♪ Plenty of trouble ♪" "♪ Trouble ♪" "♪ As you will see ♪" "♪ But he will bring you a smile ♪" "♪ While causing chaos all the while ♪" "♪ Life's so unpredictable ♪" "♪ Unpredictable ♪" "♪ With little Marley ♪" "♪ And me ♪ ♪ This pup is really something to see ♪" "♪ Whoa-ohh-ohh-ohh ♪"