"Mauve Madison: welcome back to the totally teen awards!" "And now for the golden hoodie award." "Hj5 - please!" "come on, lucky three leaf clover, don't let me down!" "The winners are " "Morgan and Macy!" "Ohhh... (giggling) mwah." "Oh!" "that's their 157th award for the night!" "Don't sweat it rudie, it's almost impossible to win this thing unless your manager is..." "Mauve Madison:" "Sammy starr!" "Ruudie Rhode-bump, my main man!" "Thought you'd wanna be first to congratulate yours truly on another win!" "Cah-razy, huh?" "good times!" "Ooo, gotta bounce - acceptance speech to nail." "Fist bump ya lates!" "Aghhhh!" "And the award goes to... rudie rhodes and hj5!" "Who?" "what?" "when?" "where?" "Wow. unbelievable." "I never expected this in a zillion years!" "... lots of people to thank." "Ahem, i mean, of course you don't win something like this alone, so... i, Rudolph rhodes, am honoured to accept the... bronze hoodie for..." "most concert epic fails?" "[sad trombone sound] ah!" "humiliated much?" "Well tough break, Rhode-bump!" "You're the worst celebrity manager ever!" "Ever... ever... ever... ever.... dagghhh!" "Tough day at the office, rude man?" "I just had the worst nap nightmare!" "You were there... and you were there... and you were there... and we won a horrible award!" "You mean this one?" "Aghhh!" "it actually happened!" "Sure, but that was a whole year ago!" "I'm sure we'll have an awesome time at tonight's show." "Forget it - i can't face the humiliation and shame again." "I'm staying home in my jammies!" "Aw come on, rudie!" "So we may not win a big time award - who cares?" "I kinda care.... umm, no, awards don't matter." "What matters is that we support each other." "Angel: sorry - just one  more spot..." "Okay, okay, I'm coming!" "chill!" "Gasp!" "a genie?" "!" "Whaddayouwant?" "A teen genie!" "Will you hurry up with the wishes, i don't have all day!" "I know exactly what we want!" "To win a totally teen award tonight - and make rudie proud! no wishing for showbiz awards!" "Also, no wishing for more wishes " "I'm a genie, not a miracle worker!" "Ok, then let's just boost our chances!" "Teen genie, i wish for totally kawaii new outfits!" "Your wish is my, like, whatever." "(gasps) what?" "Teen genie, i said kawaii, not Hawaii!" "You must be mistaking me for some genie who cares." "This suit is b-a-n-a-n-a-s!" "Whoa!" "so are these shoooees!" "(gasp) whoooooooooaaahhh!" "I did not wish for thiiiiiiiiiss!" "Ooh... pretty sure i said kawaii!" "Hmmm. mmhmhm... mmhmm... and the still life prize goes to... wooaah!" "Oo... oh, bravo!" "Bellisimo!" "Great. now this will be a prize rudie will really be proud of." "Ok, so for our next wish, we need to think bigger!" "No, we need to think about whether we should do this at all." "G does have a point." "Historically these scenarios tend to backfire and go horribly wrong." "Not this one!" "We wish we had the catchiest song on the charts!" "Oh what do i look like, a magic teen genie?" "Duh... yes." "Eh, fine!" "♪ T.g.i.f!" "♪" "♪ Gonna l.o.l. with my b.f.f.s ♪" "♪ a.s.a.p.!" "♪" "Hey, that's us!" "Oh i love this song!" "Catchiest song on the charts!" "♪ T.g.i.f!" "♪" "♪ Gonna l.o.l. with my b.f.f.s ♪" "♪ a.s.a.p.!" "♪" "Urggh, my ears want out!" "This song is dangerously close to burning itself into my hippocampus." "We can't risk that!" "We need to get away from that sound, a.s.a.p.!" "♪ T.g.i.f!" "♪" "♪ Gonna l.o.l. with my b.f.f.s ♪" "♪ a.s.a.p.!" "♪" "This way!" "we'll be safe in here!" "Oh, no. an elevator." "That means... elevator music!" "Elevator music: ♪ thank goodness it's Friday ♪" "♪ gonna laugh out loud with my best friends forever ♪" "♪ as soon as it's possible. ♪" "Aghhhhhhhh!" "....oghhh..... ahhh, sooo smelly... but sooo sound proof!" "(sigh of relief)" "♪ t.g.i.f!" "gonna l.o.l... ♪ i can't help it!" "it's catchy!" "(sigh of relief) ok, point taken about the wishes backfiring..." "But at least we got a smash hit that people love, right?" "Crowd: (boo!" ")" "actually, there appears to be growing evidence that they might be turning on it." "Right. because the wish never guaranteed that people would actually like the song, or us!" "Of course!" "That was my mistake!" "We don't need catchy songs." "We need a whole bunch of major fans!" "Angel, are you familiar with the expression," ""be careful what you wish for"?" "Fans that love us so much they will do anything!" "Angel!" "listen to love!" "Fan's that will follow us anywhere!" "Teen genie, i hereby wish it, so make it so!" "Ok. don't say i didn't warn you... wait!" "you didn't warn me...!" "she didn't warn me!" "No, but we did!" "Crazed fans: hj5!" "hj5!" "hj5!" "Maximum creepy-overload!" "Team retreat!" "Back in the dumpster!" "Crazed fans: hj5!" "hj5!" "(gasp) yikes!" "Oh, this looks fun!" "Wooahhh!" "Music: this is coconuts!" "Baby: i think i split my banana!" "Aghhhhhh!" "Angel: totally not fun!" "We're live at the totally teen awards - where stars are rolling down the red carpet in style!" "We're rolling up in a dumpster." "Goodbye, award." "Maybe no one will see us!" "Ohhh!" "urhhhh, ohh... at least we're dressed like fruit... hj5?" "Hey girls - what's the happs?" "Er - we're just prepping our new song... you heard it here first, peeps!" "Hj5's working on a song, dressed as rotten fruit in a dumpster!" "See angel?" "we don't need a genie - we've got all the magic we need right here!" "But i haven't wished for world peace yet - or a three level closet with an accessory conveyor belt!" "Oh tough tiramisu!" "You ladies have used up your three wishes." "We only get three?" "Really. you didn't know that?" "You're right, g." "Magic schmagic!" "Sammy starr: (laughing) not on my watch!" "What, dude?" "You interrupted my obviously unnecessary beauty sleep!" "Teen genie, i want my clients Morgan and Macy to be the biggest things in harajuku!" "No, no, no - the biggest things on the planet!" "Wagh, i get it, i get it." "Your wish, my command, and so on and so forth and what-ever." "(giggling) ohh?" "No wait!" "not that kind of big!" "(giganto-giggle) mega-celebs Morgan and Macy just became significantly more mega!" "Hey whoa Morgan, watch out!" "It's Sammy, your main manager down here...!" "I promised I'd make you a big star, didn't i?" "Well, then, i- warggghh!" "I knew him when he was just small time!" "(giganto-giggle) girls - we've gotta stop those twins before someone gets stomped!" "Mmm - fruit salad!" "Oh no!" "nobody eats' my clients without my ok!" "Hang on girls, the rude-meister is on his way!" "Swallowed alive by giant twins." "Does it get any weirder?" "!" "Rudie: hey mega-twins!" "Down here!" "Smile for the camera and say 'big cheese'!" "Give egao your good side... twisty's only got good sides... oh!" "I'm gonna need a bigger lens!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Gotcha!" "Teen genie, magic the twins back to normal." "now!" "You got it, mr rhodes!" "Rudie, you're the best manager ever!" "And, how'd you possibly get teen genie to behave?" "Oh, just wheeled and dealed, like i do." "I told her I'd get her a five-album deal." "[off-key] ♪ t.g.i.f!" "♪" "Mmm... make that four albums." "maybe two." "You got a flying carpet and a pair of downsized twins... but what did you ask for with your last wish rudie?" "An award?" "I don't need an award to make me proud." "You girls make me proud!" "This is the proudest moment of my life!" "Mauve Madison: and the winner of best rescue of a city from giant rampaging twins goes to... rudie rhodes!" "Ok, correction:" "this is officially the new proudest moment of my life!" "Yeah!" "Rain check on the hug-a-thon!" "Let's do brunch!" "air kiss!" "Ciao, ciao!" "I'd just like to say a few words." "Ahem... i, Rudolph rhodes was born to humble beginnings... get comfortable, we're going to be here for a while... (laughs)"