"[Subtitle translated from the French sub using Google." "And have some Thai translations corrected.]" "Hello." " Hello." "I have a problem." "I missed my connection flight to Shanghai this afternoon." "It was Washington." " Bangkok," "Bangkok." " Shanghai." "You... you miss your plane?" "And your ticket?" "Well, my ticket is invalid now." "OK tell me your family name please." "S, T..." "S for Singapore." " Yes." "T for Thailand." " Yes." "E for England." "Yes." "I for Italy." " I for Italy." "F for Falkland Islands." "Huh?" "F.." " F for France?" "Yes." "L. .." " L for Lebanon?" "Lebanon." "And tell me your first name." "S. .." " S, Singapore?" "Yes." "V. .." "What?" " Virgin Islands." "Virgin Islands." "Like Victory." "Like Victory, OK." "E England." "N Norway." "J Jordanian." "A for Afghanistan." "OK. 116,010 baht." "It's very expensive." "Our offices are closed." "Please dial the extension or call us tomorrow." "Thank you for your call." "Hotel Very Welcome." "Excuse me, I look for the bus" "Jaisalmer." "The bus to Jaisalmer." "Where?" " To Jaisalmer." "This?" "Jaisalmer?" "This?" "This bus goes to Jaisalmer?" "This?" "No?" "Jaisalmer?" "Looking for the bus to Jaisalmer." "Jaisalmer." "Direct no bus." "First Ajmer and then Jaisalmer." "Direct no bus." "First Ajmer and then Jaisalmer." "Direct no bus." "Kashmir?" " Ajmer." "Kashmir?" "That is dangerous." " Ajmer." "Asmir?" " Ajmer." "Meraman Marion." "Marion Meraman." "Alagad John." "Alagad?" " John." "John?" "This is an English name." "Yes ma'am." "And what is your first name?" "Jador." "Yes ma'am." "It means caste slag because Krishna was born in a stable and Jesus too." "The cow and the lactating mother." "We do not eat the mother." "This is a good argument." "We do not eat his mother so no cow." "Not eat." "Looking for a flight for Shanghai." "Hello?" "Looking for a flight to Shanghai." "For Shanghai?" " Shanghai?" "Yes." " Tomorrow?" "Yes." "Are there somethings free?" "I do not know." "I do not know your Shanghai." "You do not know my Shanghai?" " No." "Shanghai!" "China!" "I do not know." "One way Bangkok" " Shanghai?" "What do you think of Japan?" "Japan?" " Yes." "No, not Japan." " No." "And Washington?" " Washiko?" "Washington!" "Washington." " Yes." "USA?" " Yes." "Non." " What not?" "You can not leave." "I can not?" " I can not." "It's not that you go, it's me." "Yes!" "Thank you anyway." " Even." "Yes, thank you." "What?" " Goodbye." "Goodbye?" " Goodbye." "It does not exclude other continents." "No, not at all." "I would not surrender" "India in order to find a woman." "The girl Mowgli in the Jungle Book it was not bad." "Yes, but Disney has created." "This is true." "It does not exist." " It does not exist." "I would not go in Africa to find a woman either." "Why not?" " It does not tempt me." "It's not my thing." "The top 3." " And the Far East." "I would exclude too." "Really?" " It does not attract me." "Ko Phangan!" " OK." "Most likely, the most likely scenario?" "Top 3:" "Danish, the Swedish, English women." "I do not have money." "How does you do not have money?" "I do not have money." "What you gonna do?" "I do not really have a choice." "You do not really have a choice" "Apart borrow me money." "I do not really have a choice, to borrow money from you." "So what?" "Well you can lend me money to return to England?" "You really are an asshole." " What?" "Me?" " You're the bastard." "You're still a big bastard, you have not checked your account before coming here." "Me an asshole?" "We are the distributor and it is dry and asking me for money?" "Shit." "Thomas stop." "I'm not coming to India to call you every day." "This is not the time for that." "I need time." "I'm here to meet me and it makes me much good." "All right." "You must give me time to find me." "I'll give you some news." "I feel my feet tread the ground." "I greet the day open hands." "My heart heart sings when the peak day and I fall love myself." "Even the sky is no limit then open your wings without fear." "It is simply ..." "Even the sky is not a limit ..." "I read in the newspaper they razed slums in Pune." "There were real riots." "I met a woman in Mumbai who told me of this slum then she asked me 20 rupees for telling me his story." " Where you met the wrong?" "I met her in the street Bombay." "I approached her or her to me." "She asked me where I came from." "It was great." "And then ..." "Give me the money." " Yes." "But she was so warm." "It always disappoints me a little when I talk with an Indian and we started a real discussion." "Very often we end up talking about money." "I'm still a little disappointed." "I can not blame them." "That means I do not care as a person but rather for money." "That's right, it's frustrating." "That's what I like here." "You can always take refuge to escape from it all." "The day of the reception we were told the place housed 58 species of birds." "It does not surprise me." "It's a holiday for us but also for the birds." "A nature reserve." "Quite a nature reserve." "Even the sky is not a limit." "You fly with Emilate Airlines." "Humiliated Airlines?" "No, Emilate." " Emilate." "Yes." " Ah, Emirates?" "Yes." "I'll try again tomorrow." " Tomorrow, yes." "Thank you, goodbye." " Goodbye." "Joyous celebration!" "Good." "Joyous celebration." "Look over there." "No, there, look." "No, right there, watching." "Well done." "Damn!" "Excuse me ... 27 This is the train?" "This is the 27th?" " Jaisalmer." "Jaisalmer?" "It's really the perfect place to think." "Yes." "It's very quiet." " Yes." "Altogether." "I bought a chillum." "A chillum." " A new chillum." "An old chillum." "It is true, he is old." "But for me it's new." "New to you." " New for you." "This is new to me." "It's nice." "The chillum is great." " Yes." "This is an antique." "It is very old." "You see the ..." "You see here the mark." "This is where we held it." "Holy men have stood for ..." "Long." " Centuries." "This is weird." "It is very soft." "Very soft?" " Look." "It looks to mouse poop." "What?" "Looks like crap mouse." "Mouse poop?" " Yes." "Non." " Looks like ..." "Non." " Yes" "It's not poop mouse." "It's comfortable?" "It's comfortable?" " No, my back ..." "I could settle down in India." "I could settle down ..." " Yes?" "India." " Yes." "What do you think?" "We can live together." "You do not look convinced." "I just live with your family." "Okay." " I come live with you?" "You just live in my village." "Awesome." "You have a large family?" "A great family ..." "You have a large family?" "Children?" "I have two children." " Two children?" "Good." "Do you like it?" " Yes." "Fries ..." "A Chang ..." "Monsieur is served." "And my bacon sandwich?" "My bacon sandwich!" "There was a bacon sandwich but it cost about 200 baht." "It cost me 40 baht and that too." "It costs nothing." "Do not take this disgust." "What I asked?" "You like french fries." " I asked that?" "It cost 300 baht." "Tonight you have been dry after five glasses." "I asked for fries?" "Josh, I'm broke ..." "I asked for fries or not?" "I asked for a Chang?" " No." "You wanted a Heineken and a sandwich but it cost a bridge." "And why do you bring me a Chang?" "Did you check your account?" "Have you checked your account before coming to Thailand?" "Health!" "In fact, it amuses you all this?" "It does not amuse me at all." "I'll lend you some money at a time and at a specific location." "This is the best solution." "If I give you everything slaps you all in 5 minutes and you come to me begging for more." "You lend me money at a place and at a specific time." "What does that mean?" "This is my credit policy." "Do not make that face." "You'd better ask your mother." "I'm hallucinating." " What?" "I can not believe, that's all." "I'm on vacation with a fascist." "A fascist?" " Exactly." "Damn!" "You calling me a Nazi then I'll lend you the money?" "I appreciate ..." "I appreciate your help." "But I do not appreciate you decide for me and you lend me money in one place and at a specific time to a certain amount." "This is stupid" "I troubleshoots and you're mad at me." "I do not blame you, I speak." "This is your kind of bullshit and you treated me a Nazi." "You've dealt with Nazi yourself." "You called me a fascist." "But this is fascism!" "Damn!" "When I listen, I feel you're changing while your companion returned with a negative impression." "You'll go home with new ideas and it may be dismissive." "Yes, for sure." "This is a defining moment for us, this separation is a kind of test." "In a sense I also expect to see how the situation will evolve." "I realize that I'm afraid of losing and I also believe" "I fear that it takes a different path but I realize I have to go through this ordeal." "Even my arms flow." "Yesterday, I felt this vibration then my mind took over the top but I felt a large vibration which is concentrated in my pelvis." "I felt how my sex chakra followed the smooth movement and began to vibrate and tremble." "It vibrated again and again." "It was absolutely ..." "It surprised me and I wondered what happened then it was over." "It made me think." "It is said that deep there is nothing more simple." "It should work easily." "We did tests to see if it was sterile." "The problem is not Thomas and long I have thought I was sterile." "Then one day I realized we had no proof of that." "I started these yoga sessions and I thought that the problem perhaps we had two, it should not happen to us" "or that it has to do with ..." "At the end it's hard to know what to do." "I hope she did not lay babies." "I hope she has not laid 's?" "Eggs." "D '?" "Eggs ..." " You see?" "As ... ringworm." "Under the skin." "She lays?" "Eggs." "Yes, yes." "She does that too?" " That too." "She does that too?" "She laid into me?" " Yes." "Can be removed?" "Eggs" "Oh no." "OK." " No problem?" "No problem." "I have the legs?" "Non." "Sales critters." "How old are your children?" "Children ..." "The boy three years." "The girl, four or five months." "Four or five months?" "It's a baby." "Baby ..." "When I returned to Ireland" "in four or five months" "I will become a father too." "Dad too?" " Like you." "I'm having a child." "Yes." " Yes." "With a girl" "I slept with once." "Yes." " You know?" "It's called a one night stand." "The same girl or a different girl?" "A girl one night, you know?" "On the evening." " I know very little and I know it" "I do not like much." " Yes." "I knew there was a month." "There is a month?" " She told me." "She must have told all my friends." "Yes." "And everyone in my pub." "Everyone talks about it." "They all want to give me their opinion, how do I install find a real job, a house, earn money, diapers and all that ..." "You see?" " Yes." "So I came to India." "I hope the kid will be more beautiful than her mother." "The mother is not beautiful?" " No." "I was very drunk." "Maybe you'll be an Indian child." "An Indian child?" "If I stay in India I will not do children." "No children?" " Not for long." "I have four condoms on me." "Four condoms?" " Four or five." "Yes, but sometimes when you drink you forget to put it." "That's what's happened." "You understand me." " Yes." "It will happen again." " Fuck you." "When you drink beer stand still in one." "Your marriage was arranged?" "Yes." "This is easier." "Jinde?" " Yes." "This song mean?" "It means directed directed, gently, gently." "Slowly, slowly?" " Yes." "I like it." "We should all slow down a bit." "I would like to know if you have found a flight" "for Shanghai." " No." "Non." "Non." "You have not called me." "We talked the other day." "What is your phone number?" "It does not appear on your screen?" "What is your phone number?" "My phone number?" " Yes." "I'm at the Grand China Princess." "Non." "Non." "Non." "The hotel is called" "Grand China Princess." "China, Plincess." "Princess." " Plincess." "China?" " Grand China Princess." "OK." "How old are you?" " Excuse me?" "How old are you?" " My age?" "Yes." " I am 30 years old." "I am 30 years old." "And you?" "How old are you?" "Eight." "How old are you?" " Eight." "Eight?" " Eight." "Eighty?" " Thirty." "Thirty years." "I am thirty years." "I'm forty." "Forty years?" "That is good." "I'm thirty, thirty-five years." "Thirty-five years?" "And you?" "I am thirty years." "Thirty years." " I am a woman." "A woman." " A woman." "Looking for?" "Looking for?" " Looking?" "Search?" "Search what?" " Search what?" "Hi Shawnie." "Okay?" "This is Liam." "Yes, I know." "This guy is far." "Are you kidding?" "Yes, I am in Goa." "I know." "That's it." "How is she calling?" "William?" "How does William?" "You're right." "Yes, William Wallace." "Wallace is his name." "William Wallace ..." "You think it's not terrible?" "This is far from being honest." "Whore." "William Wallace." "It will call My son Braveheart." "No, it's great." "William Wallace." "I've never seen sucks as a waterfall." "Have you ever seen that?" "D Okay, that's not the Angel or Niagara Falls." "This is why the tourist is overwhelmed." "It is a waterfall." "Here we see a rare species, woman." "What we found?" "The most beautiful specimens." "Hi girls!" "Where are you from?" "Let me guess." "Swedish," "English, Danish." " I'm not Swedish." "You say that because I'm blonde." "What are you doing here?" "You take the sun?" "We are volunteers north of Thailand." "We just Nong Khai." "Where?" " Nong Khai." "near Udon Thani." " Oh." "At the Laotian border, north of Bangkok." "And what do you do?" " Teachers of English." "Really?" "They take anyone." "I'm hungry." " Me too." "It's just an excuse." "No, I'm really hungry." "Pleasure." " Forward." "Bon voyage." "Where are you going?" "Opposite." "A soon." " Be careful." "A soon." "They were sitting on a stone in the heart of the heart of the forest." "If I was sitting on a stone to wait two male species just enter ..." "The inseminated with our ..." "It is the natural insemination." "Rape is a natural act." "Give me an argument against rape." "Okay, it's not very ethical." "They would love that." "They say:" "We were on a stone and two Englishmen arrived and we kissed." "We expected it." " How lucky." "We waited there for three years." "I volunteer." " A volunteer." "I am a volunteer raped." "It's pretty as corner." "Yes, it's beautiful." "It's a little broken to me." "But we had agreed to do it like that." "What are you trying to tell me?" "Do not be so mean." "I'll call you later?" "Can I call you on your mobile." "Floating on the water like a smile on my face," "Lailaa, all is love," "Lailaa, everything is love." "Take your partner's hands." "Go ahead, take her hands." "I'm all alone." "What we gonna do?" "Want to participate?" "No, she can not." "Sing the song for yourself." "The next time you have a partner." "All right." "Look your partner in the eye." "Look at your partner, not me." "Look at your partner and go to meet each other." "Floating on the water like a smile on the face, all is love" "like the wind through the trees, like water that flows." "Lailaa, everything is love." "Hello?" "Joleen?" "This is Liam." "Liam Whelan." "How are you?" "Good." "Guess where I am." "I'm calling from India." "No, I'm not running at all." "No, I ..." "I do not know what I ..." "I thought it would be nice." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Do you hear me?" "You are the king of the pool." "This is not true." "I'm just better than you." "That's it." "Your turn champion." "Where are we?" "7-1 for me?" "Yes Josh, 7-1 for you." "You're undoubtedly a great player." "Anyway it's your turn." "Rub the tail on your shirt, it makes an unbearable noise." "Rub it on your shirt and then rub your hands to wipe the sweat." "Like that?" "Not only that bothers me but it prevents you from playing well." "All right." "Take your time." "Why I won?" "Because you play better than me Josh." "This is not all." "I am relaxed and I take my time." "You lose a few games and you pull the face because you lost." "Perhaps you'd better play alone." "How so?" "At least I will not Generais more." "I'm trying to help you improve." "Thank you very much." "It makes me happy." "I'll be there tomorrow for the next lesson." "I'm going to bed." "The last part?" "No, I'm tired." "See you tomorrow." "Why you go to bed?" " I'm tired." "Everything is in practice." "You are well placed to know." "Damn." "What are you doing Saturday?" "Saturday?" "Bangkok." "You're in Bangkok?" "Patombut the temple." "You go to the temple?" "Temple ..." " Which one?" "Patombut." " Patombut." "Patombut." "Patombut." " Patombut." "Patombut the temple." "It is ..." "A?" " A Sala. [Sala means pavilion]" "Sala." " Khantalya. [Name of the pavilion]" "When you go to the temple?" "Saturday." "Saturday at noon?" " Midi." "At noon?" " Midi." "At noon?" " At midday." "At midday." " OK." "What is your name?" " Svenja." "Svenja?" " Svenja." "Svenja." "You have a boyfriend?" "You have a boyfriend?" " Yes." "Yes?" " Yes." "You have a boyfriend?" " Yes." "Chai?" "What?" " Yes." "We can see ..." "See you on Saturday." "With fire and it I made hot tea." "It was not very hot." "That's right, it's hot tea." "The India is well?" "Or Germany?" "Both are good." "But right now I am homesick." "You understand homesick?" "Wrong." "Yes, evil." "No, homesick." "Homesick?" " Yes." "Why homesick?" "When one wants to go home and we are far" "was homesick." "We miss our parents, our home, our ..." "You hurt?" "You homesick?" "I'm not wrong." "I do not cough, I'm not sick." "It's a feeling." " A feeling?" "Gerrard, Gerrard!" "Go Hamann." "By far the best team the world has ever seen." "This is Liverpool" "Liverpool FC!" "This is LIV!" "Liverpool FC!" "Hey!" "Basketball player!" "Where you been?" "Party room." "You could say, we would eat together." "I must inform you all of my meals?" "Hello, you're at Thomas and Marion." "I am in India until March 31 but Thomas will be happy to receive your messages." "S Stop Please." "They are still wet, Adam?" "Where's that bitch?" "She pulled?" "Tell me." "Do you hear me?" "I think so." "Can I ask you a question?" " I'm not sure to respond." " Why are you a dirty bastard?" "I'm not an asshole." "Are you sure?" " Yes, poses another one." "What is your problem?" "It is worse than the first." "Where it went?" "I do not know." "What do you care?" "One would both do it." "Really?" "I think it does not branch." "She kissed you, right?" "That's all you can do?" "You really have not found anything else?" "You did your best?" "You can do better than that." "You have half a brain." "No, I do not have half a brain." "Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." "Lord." "Joshua suffice." "Lord." "You really are a fool." "If we dropped and we would have a beer?" "Hello." "I have to go to the airport." "Okay." "I put my bag in the trunk?" " Yes." "We must act quickly." " D agreement." "Oh shit." "It's nothing." "Quick!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "International Airport?" "Yes, the international airport." "Ireland." "This is still far?" "Seven." "Lots of traffic." "I know." "How long?" "Another 45 minutes." "Another 45 minutes?" " Yes." "My flight is in 40 minutes." "Put yourself in the middle." "Quick!" "We have to hurry." "They are beautiful but I do not want." "How much?" "50 rupees?" "Non." "How?" " 50 rupees." "Wait." "Wait, wait." "40 rupees." "This 10 rupees." "What do you want?" "You feel like a charm." "You will very well." "You're in great shape." "Goodbye." " Goodbye." "I did not order this." "Okay, I take it." "Excuse me, I think it's mine." "Sorry." "I had ordered." "You do not want?" "No, I do not like it." " Really?" "Why did you take?" "I do not know." " To not drink." "I do not know." " You're crazy." "Lazy." " Lazy?" "Course!" "Course!" "The ball was out." "I love feeling the stones under my feet." "Repeated again." " D agreement." "A shorter sentence." "Why not:" "I like stones?" "How do you say:" "I like the stones?" "I succeeded." "Too?" " Horoscope?" "It exists only in Hindi?" "I speak very good Hindi." "You're too old for the disco." "You amuse people when you dance." "Your lucky number is 27." "Tuesday you will find a shoe that does not belong to you but you will keep the." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." " Excellent!" "Tibet, how are you?" "All right." "And you?" "All right." " Very well." "I have been to the temple." " At the temple." "Patombut." " Patombut." "The temple." " At a Sala. [a pavilion]" "After Pin-klao." " Yes." "After Central Pin-klao." " Were you there?" "Saturday." "Saturday at noon." "Yeah, me too." "Me too." "I've not seen." " Me neither." "I have to go." "I'm on standby." "I go to Washington." " Washington?" "That I will miss talking to you." "You come with me?" "No, I'm ..." "You can come with me." "I'm at the airport." " The airport?" "At the airport." "Today." "Now." "Today, now?" "Now?" "I give you my number in Washington." "Washington?" "I'm going with you." "This is cute." "I want to see you." "I cry." " Do not cry." "I cry." " Do not cry." "Goodbye." "[No." "Not yet, not yet, not yet.]" "What do you say?" "[Don't forget Thailand]" "[Love Thailand]" "Well, I don't understand Thai." "I'm sorry." "Rak-khun means I love you." "Really?" "And not goodbye?" "No goodbye." "Goodbye." " No goodbye." "Goodbye." " No goodbye." "Just hold the line." "Just hold the line." "Just hold the line." "Forever?" "Forever?" "Forever." " Forever?" "Forever ..." "[The French sub contains horrible Thai translation.]" "[He didn't say he saw a fat cow at the temple!" "They didn't meet because she went to the wrong place.]" "[So I made some corrections, bye.]"