"Now, I know this is a car show, but please bear with us, because I want to talk about this." "It's one of those watches that are worn by people who play golf and do business." "And they're always banging on about these pins, that you can see here." "Yeah." "They say that if they pull those pins out, the watch will send their precise position to a team of professionals, who will come and rescue them." "So, if they're out climbing a mountain, or rowing across an ocean..." "Which they aren't, because they're playing golf and doing business." "No, but if they were doing those things and something went wrong, then, thanks to their watch, they'd be OK." "Ah, but would they?" "To find out, the producers decided that one of us should be dumped somewhere with minimal kit, with virtually no food, somewhere very, very remote, to see if the system works." "Well... .. that's it." "I am now marooned here... .. wherever the hell "here" is." "Bloody hell..." "My only hope now is my watch, so... .. it's time." "I undo this... .. there... .. and then, pull that bit out... .. and that's it, done." "Pulling those pins activates a distress signal that's picked up by a LEOSAR low Earth polar orbit satellite, which then forwards my exact coordinates to a central command centre." "The team here then scramble the nearest highly-trained search and rescue unit, who arrive at my location within hours." "Sadly, however, today, the scramble command has not been sent to a highly-trained search and rescue unit." " .." "Running on petrol." " It's a brilliant idea." "I'm not sure the Ferrari does that." "I think it does, but I think they're just being honest about it, because they're recognising that it's a means of improving the efficiency..." "Is that your bag ringing?" "Oh, I think this is the signal from our esteemed colleague," " Richard Hammond." " Is it?" "Where is he?" " Wait a minute." "He would appear to be in..." "Africa." " Is it?" " Let's have a look." "No, I'll think you'll find that is..." "Canada." "Specifically, the Rockies." "Crikey." "Um..." "Actually, that is quite serious." "We really do need to get on with this, James, so..." "Excuse me?" "Could we see the pudding menu?" "Right..." "That bit suspends off this bit..." "That watch transmits for 24 hours... .. and then, that's it." "Right, so, this is the mountain, there's my tent." "Mountain, trees, hills, this is all we are." "There's a cameraman, a sound recordist and a bloke from the office -- and he's just a media luvvie." "I know you think there's a five-star hotel just down there, but there's not." "Nothing else." "There's no survival experts here." "Fact of the matter is, I'm completely stuck until Yogi the Bore and Boo-Boo get here." "Knowing we were his only hope, we had some important decisions to make." ""Raunchy apple fritters" sounds quite interesting." "Pancake with cheese..." "James?" "James, James, James..." "You know in the colonies " "Australia, South Africa, America, Canada and so on?" " Everybody loves pick-up trucks, yes?" " Yes." "Well, why don't we get a pick-up truck to go and rescue Hammond in?" "Because pick-up trucks generally only have two seats and there would be three of us, when we've rescued him." "Well, we get two pick-up trucks -- one for you, one for me." "It would A, increase our chances of finding him, and B, there'd be a seat to get him back in." " But..." " In Thunderbirds..." "Inevitably, One and Two kind of went first, didn't they?" "Always?" "Yeah." "Alan and..." "No, not Alan." "Who drove Thunderbird One?" " Scott." " Virgil." " No, Virgil was Two." " Was he Two?" "Scott was One," "Virgil was Two, Alan was Three, Gordon was Four..." "Gordon!" "In Canada, the temperature was a bitter minus ten, so I urgently needed some warmth." "What would have been wrong with giving me a lighter?" "Can't get my fire lit." "Cold beans." "They're a bit frozen in the middle." "'Having finished our lunch...'" "I'm not sure about the red, you know?" "'We went to book some flights to Vancouver.'" "OK, you've actually just missed the last flight out today." " Have we?" " Yeah." " Oh, what a rotten bit of luck." "Shouldn't we get another drink?" "There's a Delta one that leads at ten o'clock tomorrow morning." "I don't like Delta's seat upholstery." "Would you go from Manchester?" "Manchester?" "No, you know, this is the BBC." "I think it would be idiotic to go to Manchester." " I mean, that would be just stupid." " There's Lufthansa..." "Er, stewardesses wear trousers." " There's one from Gatwick, which goes via Calgary..." " Gatwick?" " He doesn't like Gatwick." " I hate Gatwick." "Out there, somewhere... .. there are bears..." ".. as many as 180,000 black bears." "I can't remember what it was -- about 15,000 grizzlies?" "Freezing." "In the morning, I was cold and exhausted from lack of sleep -- but most of all, I was anxious." "Any minute now." "Any minute." "I mean, they've had 24 hours." "I mean, 24 hours?" "You can get anywhere in the world in 24 hours, surely?" "Where the hell are they?" " I can't remember..." " James?" " We've stopped beeping." " Well, yeah." "It would." " Why would it?" "Cos the watch thing only transmits the distress signal for 24 hours." "Then the battery runs out." " Seriously?" " Well, yeah." "It's only..." " Well, did you make a note of where he was?" " No, I didn't." "You've got the thing." "Well, I remember he was..." "He was on something called..." "I think it was "Wolf Mountain" and you go up "Bear Pass"." "Sounds GRIZZLY." "That was a good joke." "Do you know, actually, the biggest problem is not bears and wolves..." " Cougars." "Loads of cougars." " Well, that's all right, then." "No, not that sort of cougar." "That sort of cougar." "Oh, you mean like a big cat thing?" "As I couldn't move from the spot where the watch had transmitted the distress signal," "I was hard at work trying to make my life here more comfortable." "I want somewhere to sit." "I can't sit on the snow, so I'm building a shelter." "Spark, you [BLEEP!" "]" "There we go." "We have fire." "And with my supplies dwindling," "I also needed to think about food." "Animals for food... .. guinea pigs." "All animals can be a source of nourishment." "A few, including worms and insects, can be collected with little skill." "I'm bored, I'm cold, I'm unhappy," "I'm hungry, I'm scared..." "Agh!" "And I don't want to be wearing a hat, just for a minute!" "Ah!" "To alleviate the boredom and stave off the cold," "I tried to make some SAS-style pine needle tea." "Agh!" "Ow, ow!" "Ow!" "Where are they?" "!" "Just where?" "'Unfortunately, we were a little bit delayed at Vancouver airport.'" "Yes, of course." "'But eventually, we made it to the car park, 'where our pick-up truck rescue vehicles were waiting.'" " James?" " Yeah?" "That's not a light, that's a collapsed sun, isn't it?" "Never mind that, look -- mine actually comes up to my nipples." "I didn't realise it was..." "Do you know what the other thing is?" "If I actually find Richard Hammond, I'm not going to see him, and I?" "I'll just run straight over him." "Have you noticed something else about mine?" "This entire vehicle... is a transportation device for its own spare wheel, look!" "That's all the back is for!" " That's really stupid." "Look at the size of it!" " Look at it!" "Anyway, we've got everything we need here." "I've got a big, warm coat, I've got a massive car, a rough idea of where Richard Hammond is..." "Yeah, so let's go... into Vancouver, get a hotel, good night's rest, get rid of this jet lag." "It's not funny." "I don't know..." "They've got to get here tomorrow... morning -- early." "Now, my guest tonight was Jordan Belfort's wife in The Wolf Of Wall Street, one of my favourite films of the modern age." "She's now in a new film and she's brought along her co-star, so please welcome Margot Robbie and a man called Will Smith!" "Oh, heavens above!" "Look what we've got for you!" "Yeah, we got you as well." "Good to see you, good to see you." "Good to see you both." "I'll go round here." " Thanks for having us." " And relax." "Have a seat." "Have a seat." " This is fantastic!" " Isn't this fantastic?" " This is great." "I was almost going to begin by apologising for the trailers." " The trailers?" "Oh, those trailers, yeah." " They're really nice." " Will set his bar very high with trailers though, so..." " Really?" "Yeah, his trailer is pimp." "Yeah, I'm very serious about the trailer." "The trailer, it has to be..." "You've got to hook it up, you've got to have a stereo system..." "Yours had mirrors on the roof." "(No, it didn't.)" "I'm not insinuating anything, I'm just saying..." "That's going to get in trouble." "That's going to get into trouble." "Already in trouble, where my mind's gone." " Really, not that long ago, you were in Neighbours." " Yeah." "What interests me about Neighbours, which is an Aussie TV show..." " I know what Neighbours is, man!" " Don't pretend you know!" "I know what Neighbours is..." "Two days ago, they asked him what show I did in Australia -- a very popular show -- and you said it started with "C"..." " I couldn't remember the name..." " There's no "C" in it." "I just can't see Will Smith finishing a day at work going," ""Do you know, I think I'll watch Neighbours."" " "6.30, my show's on!"" " Russell Crowe started in that, didn't he?" " Guy Pearce was another one, Kylie's another one..." " Yeah, yeah." "And I always wondered, do you know Coronation Street?" " Because that's produced literally..." " Yeah, I know all those shows, man!" " You don't." "And..." " I've got the DVDs and everything!" " It's just unbelievable." " I have all this, the... the..." "Coronation Street and Neighbours and all those." "EastEnders, yeah." " Now, you're over here, obviously, to promote a film." " Yes." "It's called Focus, but it isn't about the small Ford hatchback... which disappointed some people in here." "It's a love story between you two, which is rather sweet." " Yeah." " It's interesting, it's..." "My character plays a conman, a master thief and part of being a master thief is, he's a liar." "And he meets Margot's character, Jess, and falls madly in love and realises quickly that lying and loving don't go together too well." "They go together often... .. but they don't go together well." " I believe we have a clip, which we're going to show now." " Really?" "OK." "MUSIC:" "It's A Man's, Man's, Man's World by James Brown" " Are you working an angle?" " I wouldn't trust him, if I were you." "But I should trust you?" " You've got a problem." " I am going to kill you." "Kill me later." " You lost everyone's money -- my money!" " Hey!" " Wow." " Wow." " This is your mess." " I think you're losing it." " Why'd you come up here?" " Professional curiosity." "And I like boobs." "I figured it was a win-win." "At the end of the day, this is a game of focus." "Did you notice when I had my shirt off?" "You noticed, didn't you?" "Did you see that shot?" "Yes, that's what everyone is aware of in that trailer..." " I just want to know if you saw the shot!" " Margo had her trousers off." " Oh, yes." "You saw that(!" ")" " Slightly more distracting..." "I get that, I get that." "And I've seen you with no shirt on a million times, but I've never seen..." "Well, I have seen Margot with no trousers on." "I've never seen..." " This just got awkward." " It did." "Now, one of the things that make it even more awkward is, you filmed quite a lot of the movie in Argentina..." "Yes, yeah." "How did that go for you?" "For me?" "It was good, it was good, man." "Argentina is fantastic." "Is it(?" ")" " What's wrong with Argentina?" " What's wrong with Argentina?" "What happened?" "Every [BLEEP] thing!" " No, but it is..." "I enjoyed it and best of luck with it." " Thank you." " When does it open?" " 27th." " 27th." "Is it the 27th here?" " Yes!" " Yeah." " OK, yes." "Now, we've got to get on to cars," " cos you grew up on a farm in Australia..." " Mm." ".. so you, presumably, have been driving since you were 0," " because it's such a vast area." " Yeah, it's huge." "In our family, the rule was, you could drive as soon as you could... physically reach the pedals." "You could have the car on your own when you reached double digits." " So, when you were ten, you were allowed to..." " Wow." "All the children at home are going..." "And I remember being nine years old and arguing with the parents, being like, "Guys, this is absurd." "I'm not, like..."" "And they're like, "No, you're nine." "You have to wait another year."" "I was like, "This is..." "I can't believe this!" "This is ridiculous."" " Have you been out to the outback?" " No, no, no." "I feel like you'd fit right in." "You got it." "See, it's a racial thing." "You went racial." "Yeah, that's what it's about(!" ")" "So, what was your first car?" "It was a candy apple red IROC-Z -- a Camaro." "Apparently, you don't have those here." "No, we don't, no." "We have..." "What's the word?" "Taste." "I was thinking, maybe this indicates you don't know anything about cars -- then I started to look in some of the lyrics." " Are you familiar with the lyrics of the early songs?" " Oh, jeez." " I wasn't born." " In a song called Gettin' Jiggy Wit It..." " Yes." " I've heard of that." "Yeah, I know that one." "I don't recognise that one." "He's got "850iS..."" ""850iS if you need a lift."" ""Who's the kid in the drop?"" ""Who else?" "Will Smith."" "They're all there." "Now, "drop" I presume means "drop top"..." "Drop top, yes." " They never did a drop top 850." " They..." "It's a small..." "See, now here..." "He thinks he knows everything, he thinks he knows everything." "In the United States, we do a thing where we customise our cars(!" ")" " Can I just give you another one?" " This is brilliant." " Just Cruisin'." ""The Maestro."" " You know the next bit?" " Yes, yes." " "Nice flow..." ""Nice flow, hot like nitro." " "Cool as..." " Cool as ice, though."" " It's a dichotomy." " Do you know what a Maestro is?" " Oh, you've got one?" "There you go." "Oh, my God!" "It is so awkward for me to hear you say my lyrics." " I'll bet." " It's making my eyes water!" "We've done enough of this now." "We want to get on to your laps." " OK, yeah." " How did you enjoy it out there?" " It was really fun." " It was really nerve-racking, but it was really fun." " Was it?" " Yeah." "It was fantastic." "I've never..." " In the United States, the stick is on the other side." " Yeah." "So, having to drive and do it with the other hand, it was..." "That's an advantage for you, of course -- because you're used to driving like this." " Which is why he's obviously mentioning it right now." " Yeah, he's already starting..." "He's like, "In case he beats me on the laps," " "it's the whole stick-side thing..."" " In case her time was better." " OK." "Margot, you went first and..." "Well, there was a bit of an off." "Crashed." "Who'd like to see Margot's lift?" "I said specifically, "Let's not let Will know that that happened."" " Let's have a look." "Come on, let's play the tape." " Oh, good." "Oh, whoa -- it's Chicago." "It's understeer on Chicago." " Ooh!" "Oh!" " It's Ian, it's Ian!" "It's Ian the cameraman." "Sorry!" "And he's dead." " Margot, we have a little..." " I am sorry about that." "Relax, we've got a little present for you." "It's the landing light unit." "You can take that home, as a souvenir of your trip to Top Gear." "I'm so sorry!" " Right." "Now, we've got both your laps to have a look at, so..." " OK." " .." "ladies first." " Ladies first, yeah." " Let's have a look at your lap." "This is going to end in a fist fight." "Right, here we go." "Good, clean, aggressive start." "Up to third..." "Let's have a look at this." "Good dab of the breaks." "It feels so much faster in the clip." "Everybody says it, but the slower you look, weirdly..." "Actually, I don't know." "There's a lot of understeer there." "That's ballsy." "Oh, God!" "Here we go, we're going to make it without running over Ian..." "Oh, waving to Ian!" "There's a little wave there, that's nice." "That was a "Sorry, Ian"." "Don't brake, don't brake, don't brake..." ""Don't brake, don't brake!"" " You do look like you're concentrating in there." " Yeah." "Trying not to hit anyone this time." "This is good." "I'm liking the look of this." " Right, coming up to the fastest bit." " Foot down, foot down, foot down." "Confidence, that was." "That was the look of confidence." " Get through the tyres, yes." " Whoo!" " That does look quick, though." " That was the fun run." "I liked that." " Second to last corner." " This is what normally catches people out." " Yeah, that's the one." "Through there easily, through Gambon..." "More understeer!" "A lot of understeer and across the line." "There we are." "And now..." " That was pretty..." "That was strong." " It is strong, Mr Will Smith." " Yeah, nah, but everything was on the left for me..." " Yeah, yeah(!" ")" " Any more?" " I had back surgery, like three days ago." "Who'd like to see the lap with the poor man with the back surgery?" "Let's have a look." "Here we go." "Whoa, that was some revs!" " Yup." " Whoo!" " All right, this is the one." " Did you do a few practices?" "Yeah, I did a few practice laps." "That's a hard bit of braking mid-corner, there." "I'll tell you what, though -- that car bullied GM's finest." "Powering through, feeling good." "There we go." "This is the spiritual successor of the IROC-Z...." "I'm on the wall now." "They're putting me on the wall." "My name, with all of the fastest times on this track." "That is a confident man right there." "It's actually lovely conditions for fast times, this." "Keeping it in the lines nicely." "Yes, just like watching Daniel Ricciardo all over again." "This is the one that makes my children proud." "Keeping in there -- no braking, flat-out, yeah?" " No braking, flat-out." " Good man." "Yeah, that's looking very tidy." "Second to last corner, you have any problems?" "No, that is neat." "Very neat -- and through Gambon..." "Still on all four wheels, unlike some people -- and there we are, across the line!" " That was nice." " So much fun." "Well done, you two." "Where do you think you've come on the board?" "Uh..." "I'd be really psyched if I get on the board, to be honest." "You can't not be on it, because trust me " "Jack Whitehall, Ed Sheeran..." "So, there's space down there for me?" "OK." "I want 1.52." "1.52?" "And Will?" "Uh..." "Well, I want, like, 1.22..." "You asked what think I did." "I think I might be in the 1.50 zone, right in there." " Somewhere with the Hugh Bonneville, Tom Huddleston..." " I felt like I..." "These were wet times." "Let's have a look, shall we?" "Let's have a look." " I've got the times here." " OK." " I'm going to do you first, Will." " OK." "Oh, jeez." " This is really exciting." " Will Smith..." " This is very exciting." " You did a 1..." " That's a good start." " .. 40..." " Ooh." ".. 7..." "Whoa." " .. 2." "OK, yeah." " And that isn't bad at all." "That puts you..." " Wow." "OK, yeah." " That's really great." " We like that." " That is not bad at all." "And now, we must get on to your co-star." " OK." " Oh..." "If you beat me, this is your last day on the tour." "I will never work again after this." "It's Leo, Will Smith and then, TV." "Margot... 1..." "Oh, good." " .. 40..." " Ooh!" " What?" "!" " She'd better not." " .. 7..." " Oh!" "She'd better not, she'd better not..." " .. 1!" " Oh!" "I'm not making it up!" "I'm sorry!" "[BLEEP!" "]" "This was a bad idea." "It's like the Academy Awards, where you've got to clap for the other person." " I don't know what to say now." " I actually can't believe that." " Both of you have done amazing times." " Oh, my God!" "There was a tenth in it, neither of you have got anything to be ashamed about." "Oh, no -- one of us has something to be ashamed about!" " I was trying to end on a really high note..." " No, no... .. coming up with some nice things..." "But you're right." "Ladies and gentlemen, I think you'll all agree, this has been an absolute joy." "Will Smith and Margot Robbie!" "Now, last year, McLaren gave us the astonishing P1 and Porsche gave us the equally fantastic 918, but we've always known that there is another hybrid supercar coming." "Well, it's not coming any more." "It's here, it's the one you've all been waiting for and I have been driving it." "The Ferrari "The Ferrari"!" "McLaren and Porsche may believe they've created good-looking cars in the P1 and the 918..." ".. but I think they need to get their pencil cases out again, because this is what a supercar should look like." "And this is what a supercar should sound like." "No miserable V8s or puny little turbochargers -- that is Ferrari's greatest hit." "The sound of 12 cylinders properly arranged in a V." "Molto grazie!" "And then, there's the price " "LaFerrari has the other two licked there, as well." "The Porsche 918 -- £646,000." "The McLaren P1 -- £866,000." "The LaFerrari... £1,000,000!" "That's a proper price -- no mucking about!" "'And there's more.'" "Pinky and Perky have been at great pains to explain just how clever the McLaren and the Porsche are." "Well, this is also very clever." "'It's built from not one, but four different types of carbon fibre 'to keep it as light as possible." "'In fact, it's lighter than the Porsche or the McLaren." "'The driver's seat is fixed 'and instead it's the wheel and pedals that move." "'This means you don't need a seat mechanism, 'which means the driver can sit lower, the roof can be lower 'and that drops the centre of gravity..." "'.. to the benefit of cornering." "'Then we come to the engine.'" "Like the McLaren and the Porsche, LaFerrari is a hybrid." "It has a petrol engine AND an electric motor to drive the wheels." "But, whereas the other two can be driven on electric power alone like a Toyota Prius, the Ferrari can't because," "Ferrari say, "We are not interested in electric cars."" "'Instead, the battery and electric motor combination 'works a bit like the kinetic energy recovery system in an F1 car." "'In very simple terms, 'it captures energy that's normally wasted -- 'during braking, for example -' 'and keeps it for when you need it.'" "The electric motor, the petrol engine -- they're all working together all of the time." "You cannot separate them." "This is simply a 950 horsepower supercar." "'But, despite the racing technology, 'you don't find yourself in a world of austere track car misery.'" "You've got the sat-nav, the air conditioning." "It's perfectly comfortable." "Actually, it's very civilised." "'However, this is also supposed to be the fastest 'and most exciting road car Ferrari has ever made." "'And to find out how exciting, we must come here... '.." "Ferrari's Fiorano test track." "'To prancing horse fans, this is the sacred tarmac 'where the company's greatest F1 cars were born." "'But, when I rolled up, sacred wasn't the word that came to mind.'" "Oh, cock!" "'After two hours of dithering on the start line...'" "Pedals -- a little bit further away." "No, that's too far away." "Hang on." "'.. the track was finally dry enough for me to have a go.'" "Red, red, red..." "God's holy trousers!" "Strewth, I'm already at the first bend." "Lots of brakes." "That, ladies and gentlemen, is 950 horsepower for you." "And while we're at it, 950 horsepower is a slam dunk Top Trump over the other two." "And so is the top speed -- 218mph." "'But it's not just the amount of horsepower that's impressive -- 'it's the way it's served up.'" "Even if you're a bit clumsy or a bit timid, as I am being on this one, you've still got that enormous grunt." "It just hits you like a runaway train." "That's the KERS system working." "That's exactly what it's for." "'On top of that, Ferrari has remembered that not everyone 'who'll drive this car will be called Sebastian or Vettel.'" "Because LaFerrari will go quite a lot faster than you can think," "Ferrari do quite a lot of thinking for you." "It has, for example, a very sophisticated traction control system based on Formula 1 tech." "And you can leave it turned on." "Why not?" "It stops you crashing." "'LaFerrari also bristles with active aerodynamics." "'That's not new on a supercar, 'but this system is controlled by 21 computers, which means, 'according to the Ferrari eggheads, 'even I should be able to take Fiorano's notorious turn seven... 'flat out.'" "Active aerodynamics, here we go!" "Don't bottle it, don't bottle it!" "Ho-ho-ho!" "It works!" "Look at that!" "The faster you go, the better it works!" "I mean, like Jennifer's McLaren, it is pure rear-wheel drive, and that is quite intimidating, but it's not a widow maker." "Oh, my God!" "Whoa, yes!" "Wahey!" "Sorry." "Let's just slow this down a bit." "Richard Hammond, he says the Porsche 918, that's the one that takes the hybrid supercar the furthest, it's the most responsible, if you like." "Jeremy likes the P1 because he says it takes an idea that was essentially an environmental one and uses it to make the supercar more dramatic." "'In this respect, the Ferrari is more like the McLaren.'" "Except for two things -- LaFerrari looks better... .. and I reckon it IS better." "This is the greatest car in the world!" "Now, tonight, Jeremy and I are using two huge American pick-up trucks to rescue Richard Hammond, who's been abandoned on a freezing cold mountain top in the Canadian Rockies." "We pick up the action after we'd had a good night's rest in a downtown Vancouver hotel." "'We set off before dawn, not knowing exactly where Hammond was, 'but we did know he was at least 400 miles away, 'so we had plenty of time to get to know our vehicles.'" "I am driving a Ford F-150 pick-up truck, which is by miles the best-selling vehicle in America." "Ford sells one of these things every 35 seconds and that's only in America, remember." "35 seconds!" "If you were to park every F-150 that's ever been made since 1948 side by side -- not end to end, side by side -- the line would stretch round the Equator... twice!" "'The reason it sells so well is simple -- it's cheap.'" "You can have an F-150 with an automatic gearbox, cruise control, air conditioning and a 350 horsepower... .. V8 motor for the equivalent of £20,000." "That's what we pay in Europe for a Vauxhall Astra diesel." "'By comparison, my pick-up truck is a sales disaster.'" "What I'm driving here, viewers, the Silverado -- the Chevrolet Silverado -- is the second-best-selling pick-up truck." "They only manage to shift one of these every minute." "I'm amazed Chevrolet are still in business." "'Meanwhile, very far away, my third day on the mountain was beginning.'" "I didn't sleep last night, I was cold all night." "I'm going to have to get more firewood." "The thought of that, swinging that axe AGAIN..." "It's probably a good diet, this." "You'll see it on This Morning at some point." ""Well, what you need is to be abandoned by two good friends." ""Well, when I say 'good friends', I mean 'bastards'."" " Look!" " That's what I call a breakfast." " Thank you very much." " Yeah, that's perfect." "'After our winter-warming breakfast, we were back on the road 'and delving once more into our pick-up trucks.'" "I'm going to be honest with you." "This is no ordinary F-150." "This is the top of the range Raptor model, which has been beefed up, supercharged and intercooled and then renamed VelociRaptor by a company called Hennessey, makers of the Venom, one of the fastest road cars the world has ever seen." "So, the 6.2 litre V8 I have under the bonnet produces -- ahem -- 623 horsepower." "That's 212 more than standard." "And that makes it quick." "Alarmingly quick!" "Listen to THAT!" "It's like a jet." "'While Jeremy was in a supercharged rocket ship," "'I was riding a wave of lowdown grunt.'" "I have at my disposal a 6.6 litre turbo-charged V8 diesel engine." "It develops 765 pound-feet of torque." "That's more than one of those Supersports Bentley Continentals!" "I also have the Z71 Off-Road Package, which means I get a lot of underbody strengthening, beefed-up dampers and it has, as standard, a sophisticated four-wheel drive system." "I think, for International Rescue, this is like Thunderbird 2." "It's the one that does all the really serious, proper work." "'With 52 hours gone 'and International Rescue nowhere in sight," "'I was resorting to extreme measures to find food.'" "This is the snare." "It just tightens like that." "I lay this on the rabbit trail, which is here." "Foot -- caught, rabbit -- dinner." "There!" "Apparently, the way you bait it is with pee." "Another layer..." "Two..." "Four..." "What if a bear comes now?" "'Meanwhile, James and I, keen to be ready for any emergency, 'had decided to buy vital rescue equipment.'" " What's that bit there for?" " A can opener." "A bottle opener." " What..." " It's a bottle opener." " It opens beer." "Yes!" "We want them." " That's worth having, isn't it?" " What is it?" " Scrapey-scrapey, brushy-brushy." " We don't need a brush." "Well, OK, saw the brush off." "I can't buy just one end, can I?" "No, no, see, there's just one end." "Yeah, but you might as well have a brush as well." "No, you don't need a brush." "I haven't made these exactly like the ones in the book cos I once saw Ray Mears make snowshoes and they were more like this." "Ahhh!" "Cold!" "REALLY COLD!" "That's it -- that's where I peed." "No rabbit." "It's all rubbish!" "Nothing works!" "Where the [BLEEP] are they?" "I have my seat heater on." "It's very nice." "I really am starting to deeply like my VelociRaptor." "This reminds me -- and you're going to think I'm mad, but it's true -- it reminds me of a 1992 supercharged Aston Martin." "They're very similar." "I used to LOVE that car." "This looks like rather an attractive small town." "I wouldn't mind stopping for something like a cappuccino." "'By mid-afternoon, there was still no sign of Yogi and Boo-Boo, 'so I prepared myself for a third night in the open.'" "And if you want to write to the BBC and say," ""This is some rare type of tree and has to be preserved", you can stick it up your arse." "Sick of the sight of this place." "I'm a television presenter from Birmingham, not Bear [BLEEP] Grylls." "Despite our best efforts," "James and I were still more than 150 miles from our friend and colleague." "Night was falling, the roads were getting worse and there was another issue." "Sitrep " " James May does not like driving in the snow and has now reduced his speed to about three." "To annoy him as much as he was annoying me," "I decided to ignite my collapsed sun." "Right." "CLARKSON!" "I have never, ever encountered a light like that" " on the front of a car." " Seriously, very funny, but could you turn the big light off?" "Only when you speed up." "Turn the [BLEEP] light off!" "It was a long, horrible drive but, mercifully, when we were just ten miles from Hammond, we found a lodge where we could spend the night." "And, the next morning, I came up with a plan." "Hammond is ten miles away and 4,000 feet above us, so we have a race, and, if you get there first, you don't have to rescue him." "Come on, that's an incentive." "No, you're right, it is, isn't it?" "So, if you don't get there first, you have to drive, what?" "15 hours back to Vancouver with Richard Hammond in your pick-up truck." "Can you imagine driving 15 hours back to Vancouver with him either dead or bad-tempered?" "Where the [BLEEP] are you?" "I peed in a bottle in my tent last night and it felt dirty!" "Enough!" "With a good breakfast under our belts," "James and I were planning our routes." "So, Hammond is around there." "That's where the signal came from from his watch, so, if I go up what I think is Wolf Pass, the corpse of Richard Hammond will be around here somewhere." "It's slightly longer, but it's only a little bit longer, but I'm avoiding that massive rise." "I'm going to go that way." "You ready, mate?" "I've never been more ready." "Three, two, one -- begin!" "This is an interesting race, it really is, because, although our pick-up trucks appear to be the same..." ".. but, actually, they're not the same at all." "His is all about strength and torque and this is all about speed and power." "And, then, there's our driving styles." "James's is very slow and methodical and full of maths, mine's more sort of..." ".. put your foot down and hope for the best." "Traction control is on." "Thumbs outside the wheel." "That's the other off-road tip." "Absolutely gorgeous scenery." "Hammond will have been having a lovely time looking at this." "It's like being at a spa." "[BLEEP.]" "You are going on there." "In the Ford, I'd decided to use one of God's highways." "Rivers, as we know, are level unless they're waterfalls." "I just hope we don't encounter one of those." "There's my camera." "Yep." "I can now see what I'm doing." "Two miles completed." "No serious problems." "Jeez!" "Yes." "Good work." "I love my pick-up truck." "I really love it." "Both of us were now off the beaten track and full of steely determination." "Come on, Jeremy." "You need to get there first." "Thunderbird 1 is power sliding." "Oh, yes!" "This is called wrestling with the controls." "Whoa!" "Oh!" "♪ Silverado" "♪ Why don't you come to your senses?" "♪" "Temperatures and pressures all in the green." "This is shouting and power versus thought and torque." "Come on!" "I've got some rooster tails now!" "Oh!" "Good news, Hammond, the velociraptor works well in these conditions." "Where is he?" "Where is he?" "Hello." "Hello." "I'm James." "Oh, I'm Jeremy." "Shall we be friends, James?" "Yes, let's be best friends for ever and ever." "Right, James, I must tell you all about myself." "Actually, that's my favourite hobby -- telling people how wonderful I am." "Oh, is it really, Jeremy?" "That's funny, because I actually am brilliant..." "Are you?" "Yes, I am but I'm very modest." "Are you?" "Yes, that's what I drive a yellow Ferrari." "Do you?" "I drive everything better than everybody else." "Let's have another friend but let's leave him to die on a mountaintop, shall we?" "Oh, that would be funny, wouldn't it?" "Knowing that Hammond would be on high ground," "I was now climbing hard." "God, I love this thing." "I really, properly do." "All day yesterday, this was an Aston Martin V8 Vantage." "Now it's a Group B Audi Quattro." "On my route, I too was climbing." "Do your stuff, Z71 Pack." "You can actually feel the wheels going," ""Is it this one?" "Is it that one?" ""I'll put a bit of power there." "I'll put a bit to that one."" "But, as we climbed past 4,000ft, the going started to get really tough." "Keep going." "Keep going." "Keep going." "Keep going." "Thunderbird 2 is still go." "Keep those revs up." "Keep the wheels spinning." "Come on, Jeremy." "You need to get there first." "I do not want to drive back to Vancouver with my VelociRaptor being soiled by Hammond's cheesy, decomposing bottom." "Oh, my head's come off." "Has it?" "Well, a man threw a knife at me but I caught it in my teeth." "Literally, my head came off." "Oh, but I'm OK." "Oh, are you?" "In the cock!" "Right in the nads!" "Look at that!" "♪ Driving along singing this song..." "Come on." "♪.. something in a winter wonderland. ♪" "[BLEEP.]" "Situation update, viewers, bit too close to the edge, there." "I've got to be careful how I move, otherwise I'll fall into the valley." "'Still, could be worse.'" "Whoa!" "Oh, no!" "[BLEEP." "BLEEP.]" "Whoa!" "Faced with the prospect of having to rescue the world's angriest man..." "Where are you, you pair of [BLEEP] middle-aged [BLEEP]?" "!" "James and I had both decided to rip out our own fingernails." "Ow!" "Ow!" "This made progress much easier." "That feels good." "Temperatures and pressures are still in the green." "With snow chains fitted, you're supposed to be gentle, but, luckily, my colleague doesn't know what that means." "Dig and claw." "Dig and claw." "Come on." "Dig in." "Damn and blast." "Come on." "Come on." "You know you want to do this." "You don't want Richard Hammond in you." "Oh, no!" "'The news was grim.'" "[BLEEP]." "You are genuinely a bit of a desperado here, Silverado." "Loving that." "And loving that, as well." "I'm still coming, Richard Hammond." "And you know what?" "So was I." "We are underway." "Three wheels on my wagon and I am still rolling along." "Come on, machine." "Where's James May?" "Where is May?" "Bit of beans there." "Slightly less beans, there, for the climb." "That's an engine, and it's not a plane, it's a car." "It's..." "That's got to be them!" "Where the bloody hell have they been?" "Come on." "Do it!" "Claw!" "Stop panicking, just... ease it off." "Really struggling." "Really struggling here." "Come on!" "It's Hammond!" "Hammond is there!" "How could it have taken THAT long?" "May, bad news." "You're going to have to take Hammond back to Vancouver." "That's a powerful vehicle." "That is a go-anywhere car!" "So where the [BLEEP] have you been?" "And he's in an appalling temper." "Absolutely shocking." "Where are you going?" "Well, now what?" "Oh, that's your rescue, is it?" "Hold on." "That was shocking." "I have seen Thunderbirds and I never saw Alan flying along listening to Boston eating a bar of chocolate." " No, you say that..." " Neither did I see Virgil suggesting they stopped for a cappuccino." "They were both focused on the job in hand." "Yes, but, in that film, we did prove that your watch system works and both James and I completely fell in love with our pick-up trucks," " didn't we?" " Yeah, no, this is a very good point because, let's be honest, for 12 years, we've looked down our noses at big American pick-up trucks but, having spent quite a few days in them," "we ended up completely besotted." "It's the value that staggers me." "Because American pick-up trucks are exempt from the gas guzzler tax," " they are spectacularly cheap." " Yeah, I know." "I'm surprised there aren't more people importing them over here." "Yeah, well, I think the problem is a car this..." "Vehicle, I should say, this size wouldn't really work in Britain and there's another problem." "Excuse me, Hammond." "I think, if you put something in the back, every time you pull up at a set of red lights, someone is going to nick it." "Yeah, no, you're dead right." "But, even so, I maintain, my Silverado, it was brilliant." "Well, it was, James, but, let's be honest, it didn't actually reach" " the top of the mountain, did it?" " No." "I wasn't going to mention that." "Actually, just before the end, it did break a drive shaft." "Yeah, I did wonder if you were going to mention that, because it wasn't in the film." "In the end, neither Thunderbird Fat nor Thunderbird Slow" " actually rescued me." " That is true." "No, an actual rescue person had to come and save me, and can I just talk about the four days, four DAYS of misery, I endured whilst you two dawdled from breakfast to breakfast in your heated trucks?" "No, I'm sorry." "There isn't time." "And, on that bombshell, we really must end." "Thank you so much for watching." "Good night!"