"( "Tank" by The Seatbelts )" "I think it's time to blow this thing." "Get everybody and their stuff together." "Okay, 3..2..1.." "Let's JAM!" "E" "Ed:" "Frozen." "Frozen, hard." "Jet:" "Yeah, they're no good." "Full of toxic dioxins." "I saved these for evidence a while back." "But ah..." "Huh?" "Hey, hold on!" "I know you're hungry, but those things are poison!" "Ed:" "A confidence man who cons women?" "That's who you want to catch?" "Jet:" "I don't have much choice." " Is he a big tough crook?" "Smallest of the small fries." "Spike's gonna hate it when I tell him about it." "Edward wants to go spinning!" "Guess I'll do it alone then." "You've got to be kidding!" "Ah, cut me some slack." "That stinks!" "Really... weren't you taught to clean up your own poop?" "Like bury it or something?" "I've been trying to figure out who it is you remind me of..." "Now I know it's that guy with the thin eyebrows..." "Whitney Hagas Matsumoto." "I wonder why I suddenly thought of him out of the blue like that?" "Do you want to know a secret about my past?" "Do you?" "Miss Manley, does it look like the patient is reviving?" "Why yes Doctor, I believe she is." "Miss Manley, does she look like an old woman to you?" "No, she doesn't, Doctor." "Do you think she's been successfully unfrozen?" "I believe so, Doctor." "Can you hear me?" "Huh, yoo!" "I am Doctor Baccus." "Baccus, as in the Baccus that drowned more humans than Neptune." "Have you ever heard about that Baccus, hmm?" "Well, I used to be an alcoholic back then." "Baccus was drowning because of Baccus!" "Hey, that was a good one!" "Now, open nice and wide..." "Huh?" "Hmm..." "You're healing beautifully." "No wounds left, and the cells are dividing nicely." "So, you only have one problem left." "And you know what that is, huh?" "Coming up with 30 million woolongs for the basic operation in addition to 54 years' of interest payments." "How much is that?" "273 million, add the hospital fees to that, and the total is 300,028,000 woolongs." "Right, so when you pay that amount, you will be free." "You understand?" "I don't understand." "Good, then everything's just..." "What did you say?" "!" "This place, where is it?" "Where am I?" "Who are you?" "Miss Manley?" "She's not acting, Doctor." "I am Whitney Hagas Matsumoto, your lawyer." "Lawyer?" "Totus Insurance Company brought me in on the case." "I've already done some research on your past." "Miss Faye Valentine." "Is that really my name?" "It's an especially lovely name." "I think it suits you very well." "And so?" "We need to know about your memory." "That's a monitor a hot water pot that's a cellular phone." "So, I remember everything really everything except my own life." "I see." "And?" "And according to the records we have, when you were 20 well, in a sense you still are 20 you were involved in a serious accident." "Accident?" "They couldn't save you with the medical technology back then." "But, I'm totally fine, you can see that." "I don't have a scratch." "Back then, what do you mean?" "The accident, it was 54 years ago." "You were put in a cold-sleep, in other words cryogenically preserved, until now." "Medical technology has finally advanced to a point where  you could be fully cured and reawaken." "You might say you're modern version of Sleeping Beauty." "You're kidding me?" "I'm very serious, Faye." "Then, I'm dreaming..." "Listen to me, the year is 2068." "This is not a monitor." "...it's a washing machine." "This isn't a hot water pot it's a face cleaner." "And this is not a cellphone, it's a bio-thermometer." "You put the round end in your mouth..." "Liar!" "You think I'm going to believe a load of rubbish like that..." "Temperature: 94.1." "Pulse: 54." "Blood pressure: 40/75." " It's still low." " Hold on!" "Your memory is trapped in a earlier era when cellphones had solar antenna's." "Then tell me!" "What kind of accident?" "!" "I need to know!" "What was I like before?" "!" "Calm down." "If you get too excited, you could..." "What?" "!" "What is going to happen to me if I..." "You'll pass out, Faye." "Oh, brother!" "(Alarms go off)" "Hey there!" "Want a cold one?" "Huh?" "(Vehicle approaching)" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Help!" "W-Wait!" "Come back here!" "(Another car approaches)" "Miss Valentine, hello!" "Wait!" "Please!" "Stay away from me!" "What do you get by running away?" "!" "Listen, Miss Valentine, please." "I can't pay 300 million." "It's not fair to revive me and then expect me to pay all that money." "I don't even know anything about myself..." "What am I gonna do?" "You can deal with the debt payments, little by little." "I will do everything I can to help you." "And you know someday your memory might come back to you." "If you hang in there, you might meet someone wonderful." "What's this?" "It's an ID." "If you should die, or if you forget yourself they will know who you are and where you're from." "I don't even have one." "I don't have an ID at all." "( "Flying Teapot" by Emily Bindiger )" ""Sometimes I think, oh yes, I'd move to Where all the shooting stars are gone"" ""With all of our wishes"" ""How could they bear, oh no, to carry Around the stupid human hopes"" ""So I'm gonna help,"" ""I will!"" ""Give me a key to lock The door to the secret paradise"" ""There are so many queuing up And I won't let them in"" ""Look at them, they are cheeky They are never worthy to be saved "" ""Lay your heart, lay your soul upon my magic carpet, now we are..."" "What's that?" "!" "Collection agency!" "The insurance company got impatient!" "What'd we do?" "!" ""Remember, surrender There's nothing you can do 'cause"" ""Love's such a joke Like a little Jack-in-the-box, you know"" "If we stay here, we'll both get caught." "You better jump out, and run." "What about you?" "I'll meet you at the medical clinic, alright?" "Why are you helping me like this?" "A prince has to protect sleeping beauty." "That's the way it works." "(Explosion)" "We just went through all his paperwork." "In the event of an unforeseen accident his instructions were to transfer all his assets to you." "If you give us a thumbprint here, everything he owns will be yours." "Whitney..." "He really did care..." "So, witness with your thumb." "Why are the numbers there in red?" "Those are all his debts, but they say that debt is an asset..." "His debts..." "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!" "Of course, I can see now how stupid I was." "I mean, when you think about it, he risked his life to save me..." "And his debt, well, it was a drop in the bucket compared to mine." "All in all, it really wasn't that much... (Toilet flushes) Huh?" "Oh!" "How long were in in there listening, Spike?" "Too long, your story needs editing." "You should be ashamed, you know." "I'm sure that guy is crying in the next world since you ran off without paying his debt." "I can't help that." "It's way more then I could ever pay." "Now she gets huffy about it." "Why shouldn't I?" "Remember, I'm a lot older than you." "Your past is always changing." "Last time you said you were a gypsy." "Maybe you made this story up too." "Think what you like, but it's not a lie." "I just don't know the whole truth, alright?" "There's nothing I can do about it." "Welcome back!" "This guy has a rep as a "Don Juan"." "He's really just a cheap confidence man." "Girls fall for him?" "Hey look, when others are snoozing, Jet is on the job." "Uh, oh." "Whitney Hagas Matsumoto..." "Yeah..." "long time no see." "Alright, she knows him." "But why does she have to talk to him alone?" "Apparently, they were very close." "We talking ex-boyfriend?" "Yeah, and they were made for each other." "Looks like you've been living very well, Mister Lawyer." "Why, because I'm a little plump?" "Isn't that biased?" "I want a full explanation." "Why, I just had a fat implant." "It was just after the accident." "They squeeze it in through the armpit, with a plasma..." "Not that!" "It's been over three years." "You look healthy." "Thanks a lot." "Were you trying to create a whole new identity?" "I wanted to start all over." "Start from scratch." "By conning women out of their money?" "Well, you became a bounty hunter." "I would say it was destiny." "So everyone was in on it, huh?" "I had no choice." "The doctor was protecting me." "I owed too much, and now he's dead." "Maybe I should have just let them come and arrest me." "I couldn't ask for more than to have you hand me over to the police." "Jet:" "You think it's safe to leave them alone?" "Worried about him or her?" "Afraid she might let him escape or something." "She would have to have a heart to do that." "Don't be fooled because she acts tough." "Babes let her are the first ones to go soft when it comes to an old boyfriend." "Is that right?" "Women are hopeless, they don't work on reason." "We're here!" "Welcome, visitors!" "So are you the ones who contacted us?" "Yeah, I want to claim a bounty," "I see." "Miss Manley, prepare for rendezvous." "Yes, Doctor." "I'm glad I got to see you one last time." "Sleeping Beauty..." "Let's go!" "It's all right." "You don't have to do this for me, it's too risky!" "They open the hatch already?" "He's trying to get out!" "She's helping him." " You wanna bet?" " Yeah, I'll give you 4 to 1." "Dammit, hurry up, Spike!" "I'm trying!" "It's impossible, you'll never make it!" "You can't squeeze two people in here!" "Just don't breathe so much!" "Exhale or something!" "Hey, wait!" "Stay back, We're leaving!" "She wants the guy instead of the money!" "Jet caught him!" "It's his reward, Faye!" "I have some history to work out with this guy." "So I claim first rights to him, and the bounty on his head!" "Is it just me, or did that not make any sense?" "That's just like I said, women don't work on reason." "Matsumoto:" "Get me out of here!" "You gonna set him free or what?" "We'll see!" "Oh... man!" "Visitors, thank you for your attendance!" "Matsumoto:" "Where are we going?" "What are you going to do with me?" "Faye:" "I want to know the truth." "Tell me, who am I?" "Tell me where the lies end, and the truth begins." "What are you doing?" "!" "If you're not careful, I'll hit the cockpit." "I'm not going easy on you!" "I thought that was my line!" "You know, you really are a big pain." "Who am I?" "Are you sure you really want to know?" "It's gonna be hard to swallow." "Are you prepared for all the consequences?" "I am!" "Are you sure?" "SPIT IT OUT!" "I don't really know myself." "I swear!" "You're lying!" "Doctor:" "Who am I, my past, my future?" "These are questions that every human asks at least once in their lives." "And who are you?" "However, puberty is the only time to worry about things like that." "Only people who are bored think such thoughts after a certain age." "I've heard that voice before somewhere..." "Here I am, yoo hoo!" "Ah geeze, is that the doctor from the cryo clinic?" "Sure seems that way." "You told me the doctor was dead!" "Not dead, I mean not completely." "How many lies are you gonna tell me before you're through?" "!" "Um..." "Er..." "Doctor:" "You were cryogenically, preserved in our labs." "That is a verifiable fact, I can guarantee it." "Huh?" "What about my past?" "Who in the world am I?" "Doctor:" "Actually, I gave you the name "Valentine"." "Yes, I named you after my favorite love song." "All the other data on you was lost when the Astro Gate exploded." "So no one knows who you are, or why you were put in cryo-genetic state." "Is this guy a doctor, or a cop?" "Police:" "Pilot of patrol ship 118." "You're in a vehicle... which has been reported stolen." "State your department code now." "I repeat." "State your code." "Doctor this is not good." "We're going to be apprehended here." "It's very unfortunate, but we better cut our loses and make track." "Good call, doctor." "Doctor:" "You're on your own, Whitney, Take care of yourself." "Nurse:" "Bye, bye, Whitney." "Wait!" "Wait a minute, Uncle!" "Don't go!" " He's your Uncle, huh?" " Uh huh." "Huh?" "Hmm..." "I'll take my bounty right here, and now!" "Ah, that's better!" "And good riddance." "What a fitting payback for all the sleazy lies you've told me." "Well, there is one part that's true." "That I fell in love with you while you were sleeping." "I fell in love with a sleeping beauty." "No, I'm lying!" "It's just another lie, you know?" "Look who's here." "You must really want me back." "Yeah, nice try." "You were jealous." "Spike:" "In your dreams." "I'm still in the dark." "I may never know anything about my past." "Doesn't really matter, does it?" "Easy for you to say." "At least you have a past." "And you have a future." "That's what counts." "What's this?" "It's your share of the bounty." "The big 19,800 reward." "Your kidding." "The smallest of the small fries." "So, it wasn't 19,800?" "I kinda put an extra zero in there." "(Laughs)" "English subtitle by Dana Robertson You're welcome." "( "The Real Folk Blues" by Yoko Kanno )" "Aishiteta to nageku niwa..." "Too much time has passed by amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta ...to lament that we were deeply in love." "Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo..." "The wind keeps blowing, while my heart iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru ...cannot heal all the tears in it." "Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure Someone, cry for me with parched eyes." "The real folk blues." "Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake I only want to know what true sadness is." "Doro no kawa ni tsukatta..." "Sitting in muddy water jinsei mo waruku wa nai..." "...isn't such a bad life ichido kiri de owaru nara..." "...if it ends after the first time." "Jet:" "So I have to admit, the next episode of Cowboy Bebop is well, is kinda depressing." "Very depressing actually." "The only characters who show up are a bunch of musty old guys." "I hate to say this but it's kinda heavy handed." "Children shouldn't watch it." "Ladies should avoid it too." "And on top of that, it's better if you young guys don't tune in either." "Next episode: "Black Dog Serenade"." "Oh, all you old guys?" "I wouldn't miss this one, if I were you."