"Sub synced and edited by:" "PEEAN91" "It seem like only yesterday the party would go on forever but in just 12 short months the place known as America's Spring Break Capital has become a virtual ghost town." "Who can forget the devastating attack on Lake Victoria that left scores of young people dead and a community in shocked and who could've guess that this hell on earth would be rocked by a species of Piranha believed to be" "extinct for the 2 million years" "A massive eradication program have left these waters once teeming with life silence and dead after a massive exorcist most property abandoned the local economy" "fell in ruins." "Lake Victoria is now a quarantine area only weeds grow on beaches where thousand once soaked-up the sun and the only boats that remained are dusty relics littering the shoreline." "As we look back from the anniversary of this tragic event, we left to wonder if it happened here can it happen again?" "and if so, where?" "I got my foot stuck" "There she is right there" "Is she dead?" "You got big" "Yeah, I took second place in gunning last year" "Oh hell, it something around its belly, find out whats going on down there" "There's something in there" "Holy-fine-baby-shit" "God-damn-piece-of-crap" "I got a lighter, that smell is awful" "That's just a gas you damn coward" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Get away" "Hey, it's time to get wet again" "Come on down, all my girls are hot and single and ready to party with someone like you" "You!" "Put her down boys" "So, if you want to cool off, come on down to the hottest hole in town 3 words for you, THE BIG WET" "Remember double D's swims free" "Oh boy, hold on." "Shut it!" ", shut it!" "Cut!" "Hey!" "Hai" "I've to cut some off the pass, here you go" "Keep them wet" "and are you guys friends of someone" "Maddy" "Get over here and give your step dad a hug" "Chet, tell me you did not fire our old life guards and replace them with strippers" "Water-certified strippers" "Really?" "More than that pumpkin" "Unbelievable" "Hey listen, before you sweet mother died God-bless her soul, she made me promised her to keep this water park running" "I am just going to make sure that I provide for you as well as she did, I'm your daddy now, we're so lucky to have each other" "Wow Chet sometimes I think you really believe whats coming out of your mouth" "Believe me doll, you're going to love this" "Adult pool?" "We are going to make BIG on this" "What do you think?" "I think this is very expensive joke" "World's first strip club in a water park, that's a stroke of genius" "No, no, no" "Oh, don't worry about that, we put a little bit of chlorine, sulfuric acid into the pool, it sanitizes everything" "Hey Kiki, why don't you get your ass out of the pool" "Russian, she's a doctor" "Keep you eyes over there on the flat screen TV" "Check it out" "That is disgusting" "Do not touch it" "I'm getting rid of it" "Don't you touch it" "That's not your call" "Don't you forget that i'm still half owner of this place" "Oh!" "Is that right?" "Raise your hand if you own 51% of this Water Park" "Now, raise your hand if your 49% minority on it, that's you" "Hey guys" "Hey Maddy" "How are you" "Well this is a summer show she finally obtained from accidents" "Shut up!" "She's afraid to have sex because her slutty cousin" "Stop it!" "Here he comes, the boy is going to pop her cherry" "He just doesn't know it yet" "Stop it" "Hey Maddy, what do you think of all the changes around here?" "Josh meet Monique." "Hi" "Come on" "What am I?" "The last guy to know you're back?" "Hi" "How are you?" "I miss you Me too" "Bet you wish you were in grad school this summer huh?" "I can't believe what Chet done" "I know" "This place is everything to me, working here, hanging out" "I know, I miss those moments too" "So look now that you're back" "Hey you guys are you sure that such a good idea?" "Better not be any underage drinking going on here" "Come on man, I'm on duty" "We got fireworks, decent exposure, probable drugs, definite drugs" "Major had to rate you off" "I don't see what he has that I don't have 6 inches and a badge?" "I heard you're back in town so I figured I stop by and say hi and I also feel that I should say something about that time we talked" "You don't have to, long distance relationship real....." "but you're back now" "For the summer" "Shouldn't you be interested in something" "I got be on duty, so..." "Okay" "Welcome back" "I have a little party tonight" "Yeah." "Yeah me too" "I love the water" "It's a really... wet" "What are you thinking about?" "Nothing much" "Lets take off all our clothes and go swimming" "Okay cool, sure" "Turn around" "Right, sorry" "Shelby" "Shelby" "Shelby" "Are coming in or what?" "Yeah, I'm coming" "No funny stuff, okay?" "Alright" "What are you doing?" "You want some of this?" "You want some?" "You're not suppose to splash me back" "What?" "I just felt something" "Is that you?" "What are you talking about?" "What're you doing?" "I didn't" "Well what ever it is I don't like it" "I didn't do anything" "Shelby, where are you going?" "I'm cold, I'm getting out" "You have to do it" "Okay fine" "Dear Lord," "Come on" "Okay, dear Lord" "Please forgive us for what we are about to do" "We each know that having relations before marriages is a sin but" "We know that we'll be forgiven for it because... we're praying about it" "Amen" "Amen" "You can fuck me now" "Amen" "Look at this" "What?" "Do you like that?" "It's mine" "Don't make me cuff the other one" "We're moving ,Travis" "I know" "I know" "No" "Look, you idiot" "Ashley, are you okay?" "Yeah, the water coming in" "Give me the key for the cuff" "Ah!" "It must have fallen out" "Find it now" "Where is it?" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Shit!" "Damn it!" "Key for the damn cuff" "I should go for help" "No" "I cannot see anything" "I'm sorry" "Ashley, hit the door light and keep looking damn" "What are you doing?" "Get over here" "Ashley!" "I going to call for help" "Get back here What are you doing?" "Ashley!" "Damn!" "Travis" "Travis" "Travis" "Help" "There's something in the water" "Help!" "Anybody" "Ashley!" "Help!" "Travis, What's going on?" "Are you there?" "Travis!" "Travis!" "Ashley..." "Oh my God" "Oh my God, help" "Oh my God." "Please!" "Is anybody out there?" "Anybody?" "I am sorry, I'm just..." "No It's cool, I don't mind hanging out" "You know, it's not you, it's just that.." "Do you think that Ashley is prettier than me" "No" "Most guys do" "Well I never liked girls with big breasts" "Welcome back Maddy" "Dave" "Yo man" "What the fuck are you doing?" "The hole where the water comes out" "Oh God man" "It's so wet" "Hey Shelby, have you seen Ashley or Travis?" "Neither one of them punch in this morning" "No, I haven't seen either of them" "I don't know" "Just a sec" "You okay?" "I just feel a little weird" "It's okay" "Here, let me help you" "No no I'm fine, really" "Are you okay?" "Well look who has morning sickness" "Nice work papa" "Nobody was inside Shel" "I'm sure they're just fine" "Probably shaken up and.." "scare they're going to get in trouble" "No" "Come on, Ash, pick up" "Hello its Ash, leave a message" "Shit, call me" "Is there anywhere else they might have gone?" "No, I don't think so" "I'm just going to go" "Ashley is my best friend" "I know she kinda of a slut" "She's still in love with my ex-boyfriend" "I'm pretty sure she also stole a pairs of earrings that my grandmother gave me before she dies but we kinda like sisters" "What is that?" "Oh my God" "We have to get off this thing right now, hurry" "Come on, Shelby" "Come on Shelby grab my hand" "Alright, come on, I got you" "Oh my God, come on" "Oh my God" "Quickly" "Lets go, we're almost there" "No, no, no" "Come back Shelby" "Come here" "You going to have to jump" "Come on" "You going to have to jump" "Let go" "Hurry it's just a foot" "Alright, I got you" "Oh my god" "What is this thing?" "Maddy?" "What the fuck is that?" "Oh my God" "Shit" "Is that a fucking Piranha?" "My father worked construction of a dam they found fossil like this when they first broke ground" "He gave me on my birthday" "I telling you man it was a Piranha" "How did they get from Lake Victoria to our lake?" "That what we got to find out" "What?" "Look at us the cop and the marine biologist" "I'm sorry but it sound like a shitty sitcom" "The cop and the marine biologist" "You're still wet" "A little, yeah" "Can you open the door?" "Kyle, Open the door" "Just fooling around" "It's funny dick" "Who are you?" "Why are you here?" "Sir, we saw you on YouTube" "You and 11,486,000 other people" "I have 700 more hits than the laughing diarrhea baby" "We need your expertise Mr. Goodman" "Why?" "We think they're back" "Cross Lake isn't even connected to Lake Victoria" "The Piranha must be migrating through underground lakes and rivers" "I have studied this specimen for almost a year" "You evil" "I think you might find this interesting" "Okay, this is galvanized steel like ordinary household plumbing there we go now with some incentive" "No, no, not the Frog" "Sorry" "I sold out of puppies as a boy" "Now I think this is quite resourceful watch" "Now just something to grab" "You fuck" "Barry, are you crazy?" "You almost lost a hand" "I had a pet frog once" "Come on, help me" "Really?" "Now, lets check some data" "What're you thinking?" "These Piranha spent eons living in underground lake and rivers full of sulfur dioxide from all the geothermal activity that's how they come back to spore" "They follow the rotten eggs smell" "Yes" "Problem is sulfur dioxide is commonly released during the shipment of chlorinating water" "So its inconceivable that the fish could become confused and to enter man-made drainage systems especially with those shocking abundance of back yard pools" "Our water park drain directly into Cross lake" "That's like equivalent to thousands of swimming pools" "That would be a very bad thing" "Did you tell anyone that this could happen?" "I tried, but unfortunately" "I lost some credibility after my last book "Foretold Dreadful.." "Plague of Walking Fish"" "Oh that's right, you wrote fish walk among us" "I loved that book" "This is really great" "Well thank you" "Thanks" "Barry" "You read a marine biology book?" "Well I want to see what you so interested in" "Look guys, we got to check the drains of the outflow pipe to the lake tonight" "I could get a dive team up here of 10 people by tomorrow" "No, that's too late." "The water park opens tomorrow" "That place is going to be packed if the fishes are getting through the drain system that would make Lake Victoria look like an appetizer" "Guys we got to get out there right now" "Thank you so much for your help Mr. Goodman" "Thank you" "Thank you, sir, It's an honor" "Okay, be well" "11,888,000 hits" "Take that laughing diarrhea baby" "The two teen Ashley Sowerby and Travis Mitchell were reported missing this morning after their van was pull out of" "Cross Lake." "No bodies were found" "Thanks for letting me stay here" "No, it was totally cool" "How are you felling?" "A little better" "You don't seem any better" "Hey what is it?" "It just this stress of the whole Ashley thing" "Make love to me" "Please" "Right now?" "Please Josh, right now" "I think something is really wrong with me" "I feel a little bit better" "I don't want to die a virgin" "Josh, I want to be with you" "Come inside me." "I'll do what ever you said after that" "The outflow pipe down there lead directly to the water park" "I got to check them out" "Considering how bad-crazy this is, right?" "I got to take a look" "I'll be quick" "Look about what I'm trying to say last night" "Are you coming in?" "Because I could really use a spotter" "What?" "I mean if you're" "It's okay" "No no I'm not scared" "I can't swim" "You work in the water park and you can't swim?" "What about all the beach parties in high school or the parties at the park" "You never" "My god Barry, I totally would've taught how to swim" "I know, you seemed kinda busy at the time not a big deal" "Toss me that torch light" "Yes, I know, that is what I said Chet" "Chet Chet listen" "I'll find you" "Are you sure you want to do this?" "No" "You let her go in there alone?" "Fuck off Connor" "Oh yes, Barry can't swim" "Maddy" "Maddy" "Maddy" "Dive, Maddy" "No" "Shit" "Get out of the away, get back" "Are you okay?" "I think so" "Yes" "Don't worry, I wont break" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" "No, It's ok" "I like it." "Keep going" "Oh god Shelby" "Fuck me" "Oh my God, yes" "Oh my God" "Oh my God" "Come on" "Oh my God" "Oh my God" "Something's wrong" "Oh my god" "Something's wrong" "Almost there, almost there" "Fuck" "What the fuck is on my dick?" "Oh my God" "Oh my God" "Damn, what's this?" "Damn it" "Oh my God" "This is disgusting" "Oh Jesus" "Josh" "I feeling a little better now, Josh?" "Josh" "Josh" "I think I had an accident" "Josh" "Josh, what are you doing?" "Oh my God" "Josh" "Josh" "Josh" "Josh" "Josh" "What the hell did you do to me?" "You're going seventy miles there buddy" "Don't you have some place else better to be?" "Like boning my step daughter" "I'll get to that" "First thing first" "You're all good, for now" "Well you're looking for a raise?" "With any luck your little theme park is going to take off and i'm going to live off deputy salary forever" "So, we're good here?" "Yeah, did you check those outflow pipe at the lake?" "Maddy did" "She almost got herself killed" "How about the grades, they're still intact?" "Should be good, unless there are another way in the park" "Like that boot leg weld you drilled" "Don't you worry about that" "I do worry Chet" "I'm the one protecting your unlawful ass" "Let me tell you something" "Why don't you worry keeping Maddy and Johnny law off my ass" "I'll take care of my Water Park" "Okay" "Have a nice night deputy" "You too Chet" "Oh by the way" "What in the hell is this?" "I told you were speeding" "Are you shitting me?" "Just doing my job" "You're a crooked cop" "What a night huh" "So um.." "You an Kyle, I guess you get back together" "No, definitely not" "I don't think so, probably not must be hard to make that decision" "Kinda did, didn't I" "Josh cut off his penis because something came out of my vagina" "Should we coming too short the nurses are going to take you guys back" "You guys can probably go Josh is still sedated and I'm going to stick around to take a statement" "I'll let you you guys know if I found anything out" "How's Shelby?" "She's not making a lot of sense right now but" "I'll keep an eye on her too" "How about you, you alright?" "I'm pretty tired" "Get some rest and I'll call you" "I'm a Love Hunter, hear what I say" "Get on your knees learn how to play" "Cause a Love Hunter is coming to take you away" "Love Hunter coming today" "That is so sad" "Come to bed, Hoffy It's nappy time" "I'm a Love Hunter hear what I'll say" "Looks like Donna is ready to play" "I'm Rachel" "I'm Donna" "Right" "I'm a love Hunter" "Two chicks for me because I am the brightest stars on TV" "Yeah, lets party" "Welcome to Rock Bottom" "Sorry, can you get this thing open?" "Wait" "I do not know if I can do this" "All you is keep baby steps, little baby steps" "What the hell are talking about baby steps for?" "In case you haven't know fish ate my damn legs" "I hate water, I hate it" "Remember what doctor Smith's said" "This is all about the road to recovery strut out with harmless little kiddy pool" "I mean, what the worst that could happen" "Couple of kids will do to you, that's all" "Kids..." "I can handle that" "I'm not afraid of some punk-ass water" "I'm not afraid of some punk-ass water" "I can't" "Don't worry about it, we'll figure out something else" "No, this is weak" "Dump me in the water" "What?" "You heard what I said, get behind the seat, grab the handles and dump my sorry ass in the water" "The way the parent toss their kid into the pool when they want to swim" "This is a great idea" "Alright I can do this" "One, two" "Stop" "Okay okay right, what happened?" "Why you stop?" "You said stop" "Don't listen to my pussy-ass-mouth" "No matter what I'll say, dump me into the water" "Okay got it" "Not going to listen to your pussy-ass-mouth" "I mean you don't have a pussy-ass-mouth" "Dump me in the water" "Okay, here we go One, two.." "Ah shit, no no I changed my mind" "No, no you're going in" "I changed my mind, I don't want to go in the water" "I don't want to go in the water" "You're going in" "Hey" "Leave him alone" "No no he wants to go in" "No, no the hell I do" "I don't want to go in" "What's wrong with you?" "Don't push that poor legless stump in the pool" "Yeah, that's right don't push this poor legless stump in the pool" "Okay, you know what, you going to go in the water...." "No, I don't want to go" "Not cool man" "I'm not afraid of some punk-ass-water" "Not cool at all" "Ladies and gentlemen Boys and girls" "Hot moms of all ages" "Welcome to the BIG WET" "and now the moment you all been waiting for" "The most famous life guard of all time" "Who wants to party with the Hoff?" "Welcome David Hasselhoff" "David Hasselhoff" "Ladies" "You know ladies if you play your card right" "You may get private mouth to mouth resuscitation" "Alright without any further a do" "Lets all get wet and wild" "How are you doing?" "feeling good?" "Come here, gorgeous, my dear" "You're beautiful, you're beautiful kiss of life" "Goodbye now" "I knew it" "What are you doing back here Maddy?" "I saw this when I was taking inventory but" "But I didn't think to ask why it's here until now" "Well we pumping our own water now fuck the utilities right?" "You can't fill this Water Park off a well" "It's not a standard well" "We drilled down a whole lot further hit an underwater lake" "We got enough water to last until forever" "You have no idea what you've done" "Oh sure I did, got us a nice big fat profit" "You don't understand, you could be pumping out Piranhas straight through the water intake pipes" "Maddy, its opening day" "I have shelled out a hundred thousand dollars" "And you want me to close shop because there might" "Might be Piranha in the pipe." "What else?" "Ghosts?" "Boogieman?" "Sharks?" "Snakes?" "You're laughable." "Laughable Come on kid.." "You been watching too many movies little girl" "You should read romance novels" "Are we done?" "I got work to do" "Mommy I got bit" "Let me see" "Oh honey, you just scrape yourself on something" "Go tell a life guard, he'll get you a bandage" "No mom, it was a Piranha" "It was not a Piranha" "What too many people been talking about Piranha" "Now scoot" "Hello, hello" "Hello, hey" "Hey" "I got bit by a Piranhas" "What's your name, kid?" "David" "David" "That's pretty cool that my name too" "Here you go" "What's this?" "Autograph" "Can I just have a bandage?" "Wait a minute" "You don't know who I am?" "No" "You never saw Baywatch?" "Running in slow motion" "How about Night Rider?" "No" "Talking car?" "Anaconda 3?" "Jekyll and Hyde on Broadway?" "What?" "Mr." "Hasselhoff" "Hey back off, I'm talking to my made man here" "You really have no idea who I am?" "Yeah, you're a life guard and I need a bandage" "Can I have a bandage for my made man David here please?" "Sponge bob?" "I just going to get the bandage tomorrow" "I'm a life guard" "Are you okay?" "I saw a fish in the splash pool" "I know this is crazy but it was a Piranha." "Like the one on the news." "I swear to god" "Everybody out of the pool" "You got to get them out of the pool." "Right now" "Hey, no running" "Game over Chet, we got to shut the Water Park down right now" "What sort of no fucking way don't you hear?" "A woman saw a Piranha in the splash pool" "Did you see it?" "Did you see it?" "No" "You got nothing" "I'm evacuating this Water Park whether you like it or not" "Maddy, Maddy, Maddy" "Chet's right, okay" "You just going to cause more panic" "I'm sorry, whose side are you on?" "I'm on a side that being calm" "Lets just go check things up okay?" "You don't believe me" "I'm the one who called you and you don't fucking believe me" "Come on kids get out of the pool, please get out of the Water Park" "Please just get out of the water" "Maddy, I can't let you do this" "Let go of me" "What the fuck are you doing man?" "Let her go" "What are going to do shark boy huh?" "Fuck me with your fucking child-ding?" "Let me give you a piece of advice buddy" "You going to need a bigger one" "Come on" "Oh my God" "Come on, go, go" "They're back, they're back" "They'll find you, they always fucking find you" "No matter where you go" "Bring me my legs son" "Titanium motherfuckers" "Eat this" "I hate the water" "I hate fish" "Help, help, help me" "Heffy, people are dying You're a life guard, do something" "I'm not a life guard, never was one" "Help, help me, help" "When are you going to help?" "Once these idiots get out of the water" "Its not like the fish are going to follow them home" "Help me, help" "Help me" "You went back into the water, you little ginger moron" "Heffy, you're a life guard man" "Holy fuck, I'm getting old" "I got you" "I'm here to rescue" "I actually am doing the rescue" "Can you put me down now?" "Chet" "Chet" "You see them?" "You see them now?" "We got to drain the pool" "Hey Barry, Barry" "I need you to go and pump out and force drain a pool" "I've never done that before" "It's easy, there are levers, they are down" "You push them straight up" "I got it" "Thanks" "Wait, no matter what happens" "I loved you since 7th grade." "I always will" "I thought you were gay" "Really?" "I have to get out of here" "This is not my fault" "You fucking slut" "Help me" "Get off me" "Hey yo, come over here" "Hey man, look at my ass" "Holy shit" "What ever it is, just get it out" "This is going to hurt." "You ready?" "One, two" "Ahhhh..." "Okay, come on, come on we got to get to the pump" "Sorry, kid" "It's not my fault" "Holy shit" "Out of the way" "Okay, listen, listen." "I want you to get all first aid supply and bring them outside" "Got it?" "You got it?" "Go" "I need first aid" "Maddy" "Help" "Maddy, Maddy." "Come here" "Help me" "I'm promise you I didn't know" "What are talking about?" "The well" "Chet promised that he gives me 35% of the profits" "If I turn a blind eye" "Just help me get out of here please" "I did not know it" "Help." "Please" "Please just help me" "The park" "The park" "Please help me" "Kyle, please" "I can't do this" "Please help me" "No, no, don't don't" "Please help me" "Maddy, where's Maddy?" "She's gone I couldn't save her" "Help me." "Help me" "Maddy." "Maddy" "Okay" "Be a man, Kyle" "Maddy" "This was a bad idea" "Barry?" "Save a Life." "Save a life, Kyle" "Need a hero?" "I got you, oh my god" "Get out of the pool Oh my God" "Medic" "I need a medic" "Maddy?" "Maddy" "No body munches something off Dave ass" "Adios evil fish" "How the hell did you bought a shotgun leg?" "The money I paid off socks" "Hello" "Maddy, you're not going to believe this" "I was right." "They are evolving" "They learning to walk" "Yes, I know" "David" "David, get away from that thing" "Mom, it's okay" "It's slow on land" "Oh my God" "Little ginger moron" "Sub synced and edited by:" "PEEAN91" "David Hasselhoff" "FISH HUNTER" "Rivers fulls of sulfur oxide" "Look guys we got to check the drain outflow pipe..." "Look guys we got to check the drain outflow..." "Fuck me" "Fish-hunter" "Okay" "Can we get a little tighter?" "He's going to take his glasses off" "Alright, either that or I'm going to wait for the drums to come do that" "You ginger little moron" "You..you ginger" "You little ginger moron" "Fuck" "Alright." "You ginger little moron" "Why are you laughing?" "I'm a love Hunter" "Oh God, shit" "Hello" "Camera's crazy, where is it?" "This is good" "Where's the place where no fish.." "Here we go again." "One, two, three" "Where's the place with no fish but plenty of tails" "Piranha?" "What?" "That's the wrong places for it right?" "Okay here we go once again" "What's the line" "Come on down and cool off the hottest hole in town" "Ready?" "Come on down..." "Are you serious?" "Fifteen dollar, fifteen dollar" "Are you serious?" "Tell him now" "Just keep your hand in the middle like that, yeah" "Okay, don't do the hand because that get two 3D" "Do you want me to start with it out?" "It was 3 double D" "Test" "How the hell did they get in here?" "Even if they're the same grizzly bears" "Twinky face High five son" "That?" "Mom" "She's kinda cute" "Yeah, she got some talent" "She's what?" "She has some talent" "She's what?" "She has some talent" "Your mother has talent?" "She's pretty hot" "Yeah, don't even think" "best in the business a few years ago" "I'm wet all the time" "If you want to wetter come on down and cool off in a hottest hole in town" "Mine." "That wont make the movie" "We should add that to the movie" "Two chicks for me because I'm the brightest star.." "How are you?" "What are doing?" "Oh my god you're not done" "A flying squirrel" "Hoffman" "That why I need you to sit on the chair" "The camera is rolling" "For God sake" "Settle down" "Calm down" "Action" "David, get away from that thing" "Mom, It's okay it slow" "The fish is flying" "Stand up. stand up" "Help me" "Help me" "And.." "Cut" "That my darling is all what natural selection is all about" "Sub synced and edited by:" "PEEAN91"