"*** you***" "***" "***" "***" "***" "***" "***" "*** if you want to be partof this world, jenny, you need to decideif all this... is worth it." "Look, if you're ready to leave,you tell us, okay?" "No matter what mom says." "I would really liketo get out of here." "I did this." "My mom kinda left usa couple months ago." "my dad and my sisterdon't really see that." "I dated a girl like serena once." "Your wife would not want thishanging in my house." "She doesn't do background checkson prospective buyers, and neither do I." "Besides, it's been almost 20 years." "And you stilldon't know women." "Hey, how aboutyou ask me out again?" "How aboutyou actually show up?" "Okay." "No drama,no disruptions, I promise." "Promise?" "Oh, no!" "That meansit's never gonna happen now." "Okay, quick.I take it back.I unpromise." "friday.8:00. gossip.girl Season1 Episode05" "With blair's boyfriend nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, blair is free to focus on the most important event of the fall-- her annual sleepover, a tradition since the year 2000," "each one more decadent than the last." "No expense or reputation is spared." "With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all that's missing is sleepover star and waldorf B.F.F." "Serena Van Der Woodsen Serena van der woodsen." "hey, dad.I'm headed to the bank." "You want me to deposit the check from mom's sale while I'm there?" "Did you knock over a parking meter?" "No, this is the entire contents from my teenage mutant ninja turtle piggy bank." "How long can a man have a piggy bank and still call himself a man?" "I th--I thought it was time to break donatello open." "So tonight's the big night, huh?" "It is, and I have it all planned." "6 pounds of plan, actually." "I know it's been a while since I took someone on a date, but, uh, movie ticket prices haven't risen that much, have they?" "Dad, this is serena van der woodsen." "I can't just take her to a movie." "I want this to be perfect." "check?" "Want me to deposit it?" "you still haven't told her yet, have you?" "Dad, that's mom first sale." "That painting sold days ago." "It's kind of a huge deal." "I know, which is why I was thinking of surprising her myself, heading upstate to hudson, bringing her the check in person." "What?" "Aren't I supposed to deliver good news in person?" "I think that's bad news." "Good news might just be fine with a phone call." "So you're saying I shouldn't go see her?" "I'm saying, I don't think mom is a huge fan of surprises." "Your remember her, uh, 30th birthday with the clown and his llama?" "Yeah, that didn'T... didn't go over well." " It tanked." " Yeah." "I'll call her first, just to be safe." "Need some change for that?" "hey!" "Just the little sister I was looking for." "I need answers, and I need them now." "Your brother is being very mysterious about our date tonight." "Well, he's a very mysterious guy, apparently." "look, he won't even tell me where we're going." "Can you just give me a hint?" "Are we going to some secret club to see the best unsigned band in brooklyn?" "Or--or a guerilla art exhibit in dumbo?" "Or, hey, isn't the new york film festival still going on?" "You don't leave much room for surprise, do you?" "Well, I don't know how to dress for surprise." "Not everything goes with it, you know." "Well, I'd say jeans and a t-shirt is a safe bet." "The humphrey men do casual friday every day." "oh, it's my brother." "Oh, I say hi." "Eric, hey, jenny says hi." "Well, hi back." "Did she spill about tonight?" "No, not a drop." "You all packed?" "Yeah, baggage is ready to go." "Hey, speaking of which, is mom still there?" "Yeah, she's talking to the doctor now." "I can't believe she's actually letting me come home for a weekend." "I don't think I even remember what a weekend is." "What time's your date?" "Maybe we'll cross paths at the palace." "7:00." "Can't wait to see you." "Me, too.Bye." "'Kay, love you, eric.Bye." "What was that I heard?" "Eric's coming home?" "Perfect timing." "How so?" "Well, it gives your mother and brother time to bond alone tonight while you get drunk on schnapps and moon the N.Y.U.Dorms from the limo." "Blair, what are you talking about?" "S., It's only the most important night of the fall." "Oh, the sleepover." "I prefer "soiree." ""Sleepover" is so sophomore year." "Look, you know I can't goto that." "I have that plan." "Serena, when there'sa waldorf soiree, there's nothing elseon the social calendar." "Blair, the plan is dan." "Remember, the guy you realizedis actually a human being and worthy of your timeand attention?" "No offense." "None taken." "Look, I'm really sorry,but this date is unbreakable." "Maybe we can swing by later or something" "I'm not a stop along the way." "I'm a destination,and if you refuse to attend," "I'm gonna have to finda replacement." "Girls, the waiting list." "Okay." "Well, uh,I should get going." " Bye." " Good luck tonight." "Thank you." "Little jenny humphrey." "Whydidn't I think of you before?" "You have no plans." "You're coming to the soiree." "Me?" "Really?" "her?" "Really?" "The thing is, if you come, you'll have to be up to a little morethan just sleeping." "I'm up for anything." "My place." " 7:00 sharp." " Okay.Bye." "Oh, a girl's first sleepover--something she'll never forget." "Let's make sure of it." "Taking betson how long she lasts?" "50 bucks say an hourand not 1 minute more." "I don't understand." "He said I was ready." "We talked about it in our session this morning." "What he said is that you could come home, not that you should." "But, mom, I thought" "I don't wanna argue about this." "I need time to think." "Please." "Look, I told the doctor I wouldtake it under advisement." "You can't justwalk out of here anyway." "There's papersthat have to be signed, release forms, insurance" "I can't believe you." "You wantto keep me here forever." "If you still thinkI'm "keeping you here,"" "that just proves how not readyyou are to come home." "look, we'll talkabout this tomorrow." "Yeah.Yeah, you bet we will." " hey." " Hey." "Hey, uh,am I early or... no.No, I, uh,I'm just running late." "Come in." "excuse me while I go slip into somethingless comfortable sure, sure." "talk to me while I change?" " I will." " Okay." "Say, it's a nice placethat you and... 800 other peoplehave got here." "Yeah, the, uh,identical surroundings do make you crazyafter a little while." "Sometimes I feel like I'm in a secretgovernment experiment." "Most government experiments don't have plasma tvsor maid services." "Just something I've noticed." "Dan dan." "Does serena know you're here?" "Yeah, of course.Yeah, she let me in." "At least,I hope that was her." "She's about, uh,yea tall and very blonde?" "It makes jokes." "Cute." "Big shopping day?" "I had a lot on my mind." "So where are youtaking my daughter tonight?" "I..." "I don't know." "I thought maybe we'd do a walking tourof new york underground, visit my friendsthe mole people." "They're great, except theyonly ever eat leftovers." "I'm sorry.I don't know whyi just said any of that." "I have--I have this thing,this nervous tic where I never stop speaking,like, ever." "In fact, when I wasa little boy, my mom used to say there was never a word I metthat I didn't like." "You know what else I like?" "Your daughter." "I-I really like your daughter.I..." "You're not wearing thatwith that, are you?" "Uh, mom... here.Wait." "take this." "Oh, thank you." "Hey, um, where's eric?" "I thoughthe was gonna be home by now." "Oh, he was too tired to come home tonight." "Mom." "Later." "Come on.Let's go." "Home by 1:00." "Bonus points for 12:45." "Oh, my god, a vespa!" "I can't believe it!" "I love vespas!" "oh, my gosh.You don't understand." "I spent one of my favoritesummers riding all around italy on one of these." "How did you know?" "My mom won't let melearn to drive 'cause she saysthat's what drivers are for, but really, dan,this is amazing." "Really." "Come on.Where are the helmets?" "mr.Humphrey." " Is he--is he ours?" " Yeah." "Okay, great." "Spotted on the steps of the palace-- cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin instead of her carriage." "Lucky for lonely boy, there's more than one fable filling our in-box." "it's not bad." "I will take thatfor you, yes?" "Jenny!" "jenny!" "Oh, I'm so gladyou could make it." "Here's an inside tip, little J." "" " The faster you rise, the harder you fall." "Hope that hello kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute." "Let the games begin." "how's the braised quail?" "Very good, sir." "Okay.And the, uh, the lay-pin?" "Lah-pan." "It's delightful." "Okay, what is that again?" "Rabbit, sir." "Oh, well,I won't be having that." "Um, how about chicken?" "You can't go wrong with chicken." " Yes, sir." " Thank you." "Miss?" "Uh, I'll havethe lobster bisque and muscovy duck, please." "Thank you." "Merci, mademoiselle." "I can't believethe waiter forgot me.I was--I was just here... the other day." "Yeah,I come here for the crowd." "You wanna play"mistress or second wife"?" "Because it's harderthan it looks.Believe me." "So is her face." "Uh, will you excuse me?" "I, uh..." "I'm gonna go to the restroomto freshen up a little." "Yeah, of course, of course." "I think the bathrooms are-- uh, don't worry.I'll find them." "Oh, excuse me, sir." "Uh, how much is that duckshe just ordered?" "$78, sir." "Okay, right.Thank you." "Um, you know what?" "Can you just cancelmy main dish, and I'll just have the appetizer as the main?" " Of course, sir." " Thank you.Thank you.Merci." "too beyonc?" "too mary-kate." "uh-huh too hannah montana." "Even I'm impressed." "Um, I don't know.I mean, don't really... feel right." "Well, as my mother always says,"fashion knows not of comfort." "" All that mattersis the face you show the world, and your face looks likeit's going to a bat mitzvah." "But before we continuethe renovation... martini." "Oh, no, thanks.I don't like vodka." "Oh, that's nice,because this is gin, as it should be." "it's a party, jenny." "Either swallow that or swipeyour metrocard back home.It's up to you." "all right, people.Who's readyfor a game of "truth or dare"?" "Oh, I love "truth or dare." "" Once I had to eatan entire bag of marshmallows." "That's nice, little humphrey,but, um, that's not how we play." "Well, how do you play?" "I think I'll go truth." "hello?" "Hello?" "what am I, a teenager?" "9 2..." "9, 2." "hello?" "Yeah, hey,I must have the wrong number." "Did you just calla second ago?" "Sorry about that, but I--I'm pretty surethis is the right number." "Who are youtrying to reach?" "Is alison humphrey there?" "Hold on a second.She just got out of the shower." "Who's calling?" "Rufus Humphrey Rufus humphrey." "Who is this?" "Alexander bancroft, uh, just her--just..." "I'm--I'm a friend." "So am I, it seems." "I'm here.I'm here.Hello?" "thank you." "are you sure you didn't wantany of my dinner?" "You entr was so small." "No, no, no, no.It was amazing." "I didn't realize,uh, fish could be creamed." "Would you like to seethe dessert menu?" "Oh, no, thank you." "I think we're fine." " Sure you don't want dessert?" " Yeah." "Okay, well, then we'lljust get the check, please." "Uh, actually I alreadytook care of that earlier." "What?" "Yeah, I-I just charged iton my mom's card." "It's--it's not a big deal.Don't worry about it." "You know, I can pay." "It's notlike I don't have the money." "Yeah, I'm--I'm sure you do." "You just shouldn't haveto spend it here." "I don't understand." "Did I do something wrong?" "No." "Look,I wanted a date with you, just not the dateyou thought I wanted." "It's--it's fine." "All right, all right." "Well, then... if it's a real dan humphrey datethat you want, then it'sa real dan humphrey date that you're gonna get." " Let's go." " Really?" "Yes." "Mademoiselle." "Spotted fleeing dessert" " S.And lonely boy lighter than air and heading downtown." "it wasn't easy gettingthe entire uniform, but... done and done." "What's the doorman wearing?" "Don't you worry about that,little J." "Just drink up." "You're lagging behind." "oh, my phone." ""S.O.S.Still in prison." "" is thateric van der woodsen?" "I thought he went home for the weekend." "Guess it didn't happen." "Is, why don't you take the girls to visconti?" "meet you there in an hour?" "Let's ramp this up,shall we?" "Truth or dare?" "Oh, and you already usedyour truth." "So...dare?" "I dare youto jailbreak eric." " Blair" " Blair." " It's perfect." "You want in,and he wants out." "What's it gonna be?" "Do or die, little J.?" "Spotlight on little j, now put to the test by one queen B." "Will J.Take the bait and turn from brady to britney, or will her goody two-shoes mind-set turn into the night's biggest buzz kill?" "Let's do it." "Surprise." "Jenny, hey." "Wh--what are you doing jenny, hey." "Your S.O.S.Was heard and answered." "Come on,we're breaking you out." " Wait, how... wait, what do you mean "we"?" "Okay, I have a problem." "I have a big problem." "It starts with a capital rx." "what drugshave you been taking?" "Mm, caffeine, nicotine, ketamine," "G.H.B., P.C.P., L.S.D., Di--dri--diazepam, lorazepam." "All the pams, really." "You know,I don't discriminate." "Apparently not." "Code yellow, floor six." "Why don't you waitright here?" "I'll get a doctor." "And I'd love a cappuccino." "Come on, let's go." "I heard you were bored, and figured I owed you one." "Yeah, try 50." "hello?" "What?" "How did this happen?" "Wh-- he was with who?" "Young, blonde and beautiful." "Yep, that's his sister." "I'll find them." "Thank you." "ah, of course." "And another one." "Sorry, joe." "That's game." "Uh, that's 75 bucks." "I think that pays for your duck." "That it does.Thank you." "So what now?" "You play me." "You?" "Yeah, unless you're afraid to lose." "I think the only thing being lost in this game would be your dignity." " Oh, really?" " Yes." " You think so?" " I think so." "Well, then rack 'em up.I'll buy us a soundtrack." "this better not be my wife." "Rufus, do you alwaysanswer the phone like that?" "Lily?" "Lily?" "Listen, I need your son's cellphone number." "It's an emergency." "A real emergencyor a lily emergency?" " Eric is missing." " Missing?" " From where?" " From... his--his room here... at the hotel." "I--I'm tryingto get in touch with him, but he's not answering hisphone." "I think he's with serena." "Did you try her?" "She left her phone here." "Your son's cell number--that's all I need." "They're on a date, lil." "If theypicked ec up along the way, I bet they're having fun." "I have a situation here." "A situation?" "Your son iswith your daughter and my kid." "I trust them.Why don't you?" "Rufus Rufus." "Good-bye, lily.Always a pleasure." "hey, baby, you want to, uh,maybe show me to the bathroom, get lost somewherearound the coat check?" "Well, my answer is usually"never say never," but for you,I'll make an exception." "who let the hedge fund mafiain here?" "I thought matchy-matchywas over." "So eric's here." "Now it'syour turn." "Truth or dare?" "Do you have to ask?" "I dare youto make out with that guy." "Easy." "And mean it." "Watch and learn,little humphrey." "I hope amandanever finds out." "Who's amanda?" "Just my girlfriend." "Amanda never has to know,does she?" "Well, I'not telling her." "look what I got." "I dare you to call hisgirlfriend." "Her name's amanda." "Done and done." "Hello?" "Amanda?" "Hi.This is bl-- claire." "Yeah, I just had my tonguedown your boyfriend's throat, and he neglected to tell me youexisted until after it was over." "Just thought you should know." "He's a real catch.Bye." "all right,sleepover of the year." "hey, everybody's gotta start somewhere." "Maybe little J.Isn't so little anymore." "Oh, no!" "Game over." "You lost fair and square, and that's squared." "Am I really that bad?" "There aren't enough words to describethe kind of bad you are." "Well, you promised if youlost again, you'd teach me." "All right.All right.That's a promise I intendto keep, not just for you, but for dive bars everywhere all across america." "All right, come here." "Now you have to remember,in pool, it's all about-- take this stick--remember,it's all about the angles, the right angle, of course." " Take the shot." " Okay." "Um,bring your hand back ." " here" " Right." "And, uh, wait.Oh, okay.Hold on." "You gotta be slow and justfollow through, all right?" "This is my song.Finally." "I didn't know you likedthis kind of music." "I thinkwe've already established the things you don't know about me." "Oh, oth--otherthan your, uh, total lack of pools skills,what else?" "Um, that I'm havingthe best time right now?" "That I knew." "There's somethingvibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone." "hold on." "oh, it's my dad." "He knows I'm with you.He wouldn't callif it wasn't important." "Oh, yeah, of course.Take it." "hello?" "What?" "No, no, no, he's not." "Serena left her phoneat the hotel?" "What?" "What's up?" "Oh, uh... yeah, yeah, yeah.Dad, she's standingright here next to me." "We'll take care of it." "wait, take care of what?" "Slight change of plans." "No!" "No, no.No change of plans." "I like this plan of youteaching me the angles." "I know." "Remember, cute girlwith total lack of pool skills?" "I remember." "So does the table." "Come on,what could it possibly be that's more importantthan this right here?" "Can't it wait till tomorrow?" "Actually, it can'T." "You need to callyour brother right now." "hey." "I was just about-- so I made some calls,but as it turns out, none of my people knowyour people." "Shocking, but true." "Either "dan humphrey"is an alias or your sonis not very popular." "Regardless,I need that number." "I realized when igot off the phone with you that I could've beena little bit more understanding." " You think" " I called dan." "Thank you." "And your son's not with them." "He's not?" "But serena got ericon the phone, and he's okay, and dan said they would phonewhen they were all together." "Yeah, and you didn't thinkto call and tell me all of this?" "I was just about to." "Now I hate to say this, but whydon't you sit and wait here?" "We shouldhear from them soon." "fine." "And I'll pass on a glass of that nonpremium liquorthat you're drinking." "But I will takesomething to eat." "Thank you for offering." "What?" "You still knowhow to cook, don't you?" "you see jennyor your brother?" "No." "Are you her?" "Are you claire?" "What?" "No." "Uh, are you surewe're in the right place?" "Yeah." "Come on." "Where is she?" "hey!" "Baby.What?" "Who?" "I'm hereat the club with the guys." "Hey!" "Excuse me.Hello." "Where's my phone?" "Hey, hey, let go of her." "Who the hell are you?" "Your phone is at our table." "If you weren't so drunk and drooling overevery girl in this place, you would've seen that." "I'm gonna kill you." "Oh, you must be amanda, right?" "Well, I would think twice before marrying him 'cause he's a pig." "Wait.Hey, hey.Back off of her, okay?" "I don't need you to defend me." "It wasn't even herwho called you." "It was me." "Jenny?" "Jenny?" "So she's the onewith the tongue?" "Tongue?" "Tongue--what are you even doing here?" "You're supposed to be at a sleepover." "You made outwith a girl from a sleepover?" "you made out with him?" "I made out with her." " It was a dare." " A dare?" "What are you, children?" "Yeah, pretty much.She's 14." " 14?" "!" " 14?" "!" " 14?" "!" " 14?" "!" "Jesus." "No, I swearI had no idea, baby.I mean, look at her.I mean, she's jailbait." "What--what's that?" "Dan, stay out of it, okay?" "You're just causing more problems than you're solving." "The only thingcausing a problem is the cocktail napkin you're wearing." "that's whatI'm talking about." "you're not talking about anything." " Dan!" " dan!" " Hey!" "All right, all you out before I call the cops." "All right, all right." "Hey, serena.See?" "I told you everything was okay." "let's go, come on." "Eric, come on." "spotted-- big brother to the not-quite rescue." "Too bad no one told him you can't save a damsel if she loves her distress." "What's wrong with the sauce?" "Oh, nothing, I'm just so happyto have a home-cooked meal." "It just needs a little salt." "What?" "It's perfect." "No, just a--just a pinch." "You haven't changed a bit." "You alwayshave to be in control." "Well, I don't remember you complaining." "Well, I wasn't allowed to." "It was one of your rules." "Yeah, well, I may holdthe reins a little tight, but life is complicated,especially once you have kids." "You know, when they're little,you're their whole world." "And then one day,the wall goes up, and you're on one side,and they're on the other." "Well, they don't liketo admit it, but they want us to break through." "Yeah, well, maybe serena, but eric" "I don't know what he wants." "You'reawfully concerned about *** well, it's not my curfew he's breaking." "He's been stayingat the ostroff center." "Ostroff center?" "Yeah." "Is it drugs?" "Drinking?" "Um, no,he's not a bad kid." "He's just--just, um,a lonely one." "It's depression?" "Is it bad?" "Bad enoughto try to kill himself." "I'm sorry." "No, I don't know why." "I don't know what I didor I didn't do, but..." "I just don't knowwhat to do to--to make sureit doesn't happen again." "All you can do is be there for them." "oh, I hope that's danor serena." "Hello?" "Hey, great." "Uh, yeah." "Actually, I can tell her." "His mother's here with me." "it's a long story." "Sounds good.Take care." "So he's with dan and serena,and everyone's fine." "All right,I should go meet them." "I'll wrap this up." "No.You know what?" "This isn't gonna travel well." "Why don't I just stay hereand I can eat it quickly?" "It would be a shameto let it go to waste." "What were you thinking?" "He was bored." "He wantedto get out and have some fun." "So you took him to a bar?" "He didn't do anything wrong." "I thought you'd be happy." "Well, I'm not, okay?" "I-I can'tbelieve that you did this." "Hey, I wasn't kidnapped, serena." "I left of my own free will." "Blair was trying to do me a favor." "Told you." "Well, it's no favor, eric.You're in a lot of trouble." "Yeah, I know, and you know what?" "It was worth it... to be out after darkand to talk to someone who isn't just you or mom,even if it is blair." " No offense." " None taken." "Well, I'm sorrythis was the only way." "We'll work on mom, okay?" "Thanks." "And since she knowsyou're okay, I guess there'sno real reason to rush." "How about we walk?" "Oh, call me." "Yeah, I will." "I was talking to eric." "What is wrong with you?" "This is not who you are." "And who are you right now?" "Dad?" "Uh, we are notdoing this right now." "We can do this at home.Let's go." "Except I'm not going home." "I'm going with my friends." "coming, jenny?" "Yeah.One second." "Look, all right, I'm sorry that thingsgot out of hand tonight." "To say the least." "I know who blairand those girls are, but I know who i am, and I'm not gonna forget that just 'cause I hang out with them." "Come on!" "We're leaving!" "I'm coming!" "Just let me go.Please?" "I mean, look, I'll be tuckedin bed in a half-hour." "I promise." "Uh, all right, all right,all right.Yeah, go ahead." "Thank you." " Hey." " Hey." "I, uh, I gotta take himback to the center." "So we should probably just call it a night." "What?" "No, no, no, no, no.I'll go with you." "No, it's okay.You don't have to." "I want to." "Come on.Let's go." "This just in--"truth or dare" has gone into overtime." "Looks like no one told little J." "That you don't beat a waldorf at her own game." "you want me to stealthe jacket from the mannequin?" "That's right." "Blair,it's your mom's store." "I mean, you could have anything you want." "So can you... unless you don't want to,which is totally understandable, and I wouldn't judge youfor that." "I don't get it." "Then you don't have to do it." "It's just a shame,'cause you've come so far." "The jacket?" "Just the jacket." "oh, god." "5,4,3,2,1 five, four, three, two, one." "okay, come on, run." "guys!" "Come back!" "Let me out!" "are you still the same guyyou were when I took this photo?" "What?" "You took that photo?" "You weren't even at that s*** excuse me." "If I remember,the first song was about me, the second onewas about your motorcycle and then there was the one aboutthat surf town.What was it?" " Sayulita" " Sayulita" " Sayulita." " Sayulita." "Fishermen's town." "Was that the onewith the villa where we... yes, indeed, it was." "God, I must have takeneight rolls of film that night." "Wh--why did yougive up photography anyway?" "You loved it so much." "Well,I guess I figured, um, social climbingwould be more fulfilling." "I even remember the black dressI wore that night." " Really?" " Yeah." " You know, I thinkit may have actually been blue." "I thought you said you didn'tremember me being there." "uh, can you grab that, lil?" "And if it's my son, be nice to him." "hello, humphrey residence." "Hi, alison." "Yeah, it's, um, lily." "Yeah.H-hold on.Just..." "Alison?" "alison?" "looks like you're gonna havesome explaining to do." "Trust me, I don't owe alisonany explanation right now." "You know what?" "I've overstayed my welcome." "Okay." "I hope everythingturns out all right." "Yeah, me, too." "Thanks for babysitting me, and thank you for beingsuch a good friend." "Yeah." "It was almost fun." "Good night, rufus." "I'm gonna need youto show me some form of identification,miss." "I'm only 14." "I don't have any." "What are you doing outat this hour?" "I, um... what's your name?" "My name is blair waldorf." "This is my mother's shop." "Her name is eleanor." "I left my jacket here earlier, I mean-- which irritatesmy mother to no end." "And I completely forgotabout the alarm." "All right, what's your homephone number so we can call her?" "Oh, she's not home." "I mean,she's in paris until thursday." "It's six hours aheadif you want to call." "She's gonna be so angry." "Well, look,we can't just let you go without confirmingyour story." "I have my own set of keys." "You can watch me lock up." "Well, I can see why your brotherwould want to leave." "That place is, uh,is very depressing." "And yet, it's designedto treat depression." "He's a good kid--eric.He is." "Yeah." "Jenny's not so bad either." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Yeah, I-I-I know.I know." "I just worryabout her sometimes." "Well,worry looks cute on you." "Look, I've seenjenny in action, and my hunch isshe doesn't let herself get pushed in anythingshe doesn't want to do." "No, I-I know.I know.It's just... she's never mentioned that heridea of a great friday night consists of painting her facefull of makeup, and stumbling out to a hip baring high heels and hanging out with a bunchof drunk wall streeters" "who don't even care if she has a name." "Well, maybe that wasn't her ideaof a great friday night." "What do you mean?" "It's okay for herto want to be friends with the people she goes to school with." "Why?" "I'm not." "Uh-huh, and if you madehalf the effort she did, maybe we would've meta long time ago." "That's true." "Then so maybe you would'vekissed me already." "No five-star restaurants." "No town car." "No smoky pool hallor bad '80s music." "Looks like we finally foundcomm ground." "hey, mom." "Sorry about tonight." "No, we'll talk about itin the morning, after you've had a good night'ssleep in your own bed." "I'm going home?" "I'm not sure exactly howthis is gonna work, you know." "Hey, I'm not worried." "It's a good thingI didn't unpack." "catch." "Jenny?" "jenny?" "Well, well." "Looks likeyou came to play after all." "You know which trundle bedis yours." "Sleep tight.You've earned it." "Actually, I'm going home, but, uh, thanks for inviting me." "It was a blast." "What do you meanyou're going home?" "Nobody everleaves a sleepover." "Well, I guess there's firstsfor everything." "Oh, and I'm keepingthe jacket, if that's okay with you." "Monday?" "Lunch on the steps?" "done and done." "word is jenny humphrey killed at blair waldorf's sleepover." "It was a debut the likes of which haven't been seen since blair herself." "If blair's gotta watch her back, serena's needs to keep an eye on her heart." "We hear it may have been stolen by lonely boy." "Putting out an A.P.B, gossip girl. gossip.girl Season1 Episode05"