"I hired Spyder, man." "Listen, did you tell Eddie?" "Eddie's the head of the design department." " Mr. Kraft." " The Artistic Director." "He liked it." "We're in the reading series." "Jasmine, why don't you share your vision for your marriage in 10 years?" "I'm thinking about buying a house in hopes that Jasmine will want to come live in it with me." " She's 16 years old." " She's having sex." "There's nothing I can do about it." "It's when they're pushing you away." "It's when they're telling you they know better, that's when you have to show up." "Now, I'm afraid it's too late." "Hello?" "Hey, Dad, it's me again." "She's still in surgery." "We don't really know anything, but..." "I guess, just call me back whenever you get this." "Bye." "Hey, we brought you these." "Hey." "Hey." "Here you go." "Thanks." "You should try to eat something if you can." "I know this is the hard part." "The waiting, not knowing what's going to happen." "Just think positive." "She'll pull through." "She's a strong girl." "Thanks." "Mmm-hmm." "Damn, he's good in a crisis." "He's great." "Haddie looks so different." "What do you mean, different?" "Just grown up." "She's beautiful." "Oh, thanks for coming." "Hey." "How are you?" "Thanks for coming." "I want to eat." "All right, let's see what they have here." "No, Dad, you said that we could go to get pancakes and now I've been here for an hour and a half." "Look at this." "And I want to go." "Get a Danish." "No, I don't want a Danish." "Max, take it easy." "This is one of those times where you have to be patient, okay?" "We're here for Amber and Drew." "No." "You said that Amber wasn't going to die, right?" "So if Amber's not going to die, then..." "Even if she was going to die, we're not doctors." "We can't do anything to help." "Max, we've talked about this." "Sitting here right now isn't helping." "This is one of these things we talked about." "This is what it means to be a family." "I'm hungry." "We have to be there for each other." "Right now we're here for Amber." "No, Dad, I don't care about Amber right now!" "I'm hungry and I want to eat now!" " Hey, Max!" " Have a seat, okay?" "Get a frigging Danish, okay?" "Shut up, Grandpa!" "Max." "ZEEK:" "Don't tell me to shut up." " I'm so sorry." " Let's take a break." "Dad, I want food." "Give him a break, okay?" "Don't..." "Please don't hit me." "Stop it, Max." "Stop it." "Out." "Mrs. Braverman." "She's a very, very lucky girl." "She has a small injury to her spleen." "No internal damage." "A broken rib and a cracked wrist." "Okay." "Can we see her?" "She's sedated." "She's not conscious." "I don't care." "Yeah." "Come on in." "She's okay." "She's okay." "Hi, honey." "Hi, honey." "We're here, honey." "You're okay." "Honey." "Honey." "It's Mom." "It's Mom and Drew." "You're okay." "Just try not to breathe too deep, okay?" "What?" "Honey, you were in an accident, but you're okay." "What's happening?" "Just breathe real easy." "Just fine." "You're going to be just fine." "Your friend is completely fine." "It's going to hurt." "Yeah." "My eye." "I need you to get the nurse." "We're going to get you something for the pain, honey, but everything is okay." "You hear me?" "How..." "You're a lucky girl, honey." "You're a lucky girl." "I made you an appointment." "Excuse me?" "For what?" "The gynecologist." "Okay." "You're having sex." "You know you have to get checked." "You need a pap smear." "You need to get..." "Yep." "Birth control." "You have to get checked for things." "Stop, Mom." "Just stop right now." "Just like..." "I'll do it, but I don't..." "I'm just saying." "We don't have to talk about it right now." "I love her, Joel." "I'll talk to you later." "Bye." "Bye." "Good to see you." "Good to see you, too." "Bye." "Hey." "Jasmine." "Thanks for being here with my family." "Oh, of course." "I love your family." "Listen, I..." "I bought a house." "Congratulations." "No, no." "For you." "For me?" "I sold the houseboat and I sold my motorcycle." "And Joel and I have been working really hard on it and I think it's going to turn out really beautiful." "Crosby, you can't buy your way out of what you did." "No, I'm not trying to buy my way out of anything." "I'm trying to give you your dream." "Just let me go." "I wasn't even going to tell you, especially not here, in the parking lot of a hospital." "But, you know, I saw you inside and I just felt like..." "I don't know." "Just, could you just..." "Could you come look at it?" "Could you come over and look..." "We've been using your drawing as, like the blueprint and I think we're doing a pretty good job." "We're getting there." "I mean, we don't have the pot of gold yet and you're not in it, but you know, I think it's a start." "I don't know." "All right, hey, that's enough." "Listen, Max, I want to talk to you about what happened before at the hospital." "I'm eating." "The thing is, Max, we're part of a family." "And if something happens to somebody in the family, like what happened to Amber, we want to be there for them." "It doesn't matter how hungry we are or how tired we are, we want to show up for the person that's having trouble." "You know, family's the most important thing in our lives." "Mmm-hmm." "So, I think because of some of the things you said, it would be nice if you apologized to your Aunt Sarah." "I didn't do anything wrong." "You promised me that we could go to get pancakes and then you kept making me wait." "Max, have you ever heard of the word empathy?" "Do you know what that means?" "Okay, well, it means that we think about other peoples' feelings when we do things." "Not just our own." "And this is something that you struggle with because of your Asperger's." "So you're not doing anything wrong." "I just want to help you learn empathy." "And that's why I think it would be a good idea to apologize to Aunt Sarah for saying that you didn't care about Amber." "Can I have more whipped cream?" "Yeah." "All right." "I might have to miss the beginning of this meeting." "If I do, please take extensive notes." "Yeah, I'll be there as soon as I can." "I just..." "I am at the hospital." "Oh, God, help me!" "Okay." "Thank you." "Julia?" "Hi." "Sydney's mom." "Yeah." "I was Sydney's teacher last year." "Oh, my God." "Miss Woo." "You can call me Grace." "Hi." "You're pregnant." "Oh, you think?" "Oh, God, Julia, this baby needs to come out of me now!" "Okay, we're going to get you..." "I need your help." "We're going to get you to a nurse, okay?" "Okay." "I know my damn husband is in trial and there's no cell phones allowed in there." "I hate him." "You know I just don't know why I married him." "I hate lawyers." "Excuse me, she's in labor." "Okay, who's your doctor?" "I don't know!" "Okay, we need a wheelchair." "Grace, breathe." "Breathe." "Is this your first?" "Oh, yeah." "All by myself, you know." "All my family's back east because this is two weeks early." "This wasn't supposed to happen." "Wow." "Well, you're going to do great." "Stay with me." "What?" "We should go." "Please." "Okay." "I'm gonna get you checked in, okay?" "Oh, I love you." "You are wonderful." "You're just..." "You'll get this thing out me, right?" "Well, not me, personally, but yes." "Okay." "Hey." "Adam." "I need to talk to you." "Dude, you look like a wreck, man." "What happened?" "Yeah, I was in the hospital all night last night." "Listen." "Is everything okay?" "Yeah, everything's going to be fine." "I just found out that you fired Eddie and you made Spyder the head of the design team." "I did indeed." "Look, man, Spyder..." "Spyder's a genius." "He's the future of this company, okay?" "I don't understand why you wouldn't consult me about this." "Eddie has been working here for six years." "He's got two kids." "He's been doing a great job." "Did you even think about him as a person?" "I understand that he's got a family, okay?" "But we're running a company." "The fact of the matter is, we don't need Eddie in the direction we're moving." "I see." "You know..." "He's not radical enough." "He's not cool enough." "He's not hip enough or whatever." "I can see that you're angry." "Yeah, I'm angry." "Do you want me to be a part of running this company with you or not?" "I do." "You do?" "Because it doesn't feel like you do." "It feels like I'm here to set things up for you to knock them over." "That's what it feels like for me." "I'm here to be your patsy." "I'm old and you're new." "And everything that I do sucks and you're just going to knock it over and do something else." "That seems to be my role here." "So I'm just going to sit in my office and see what happens next." "Okay?" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "Mother freaking damn hell, crap, bastard." "I hate him." "I hate my husband." "I hate him so much!" "How can that son of a bitch be at trial right now?" "He's never at trial!" "I am with child." "Hey, Grace." "Oh, you're doing amazing." "Oh, God, I'm not prepared." "I didn't pack a car seat for the baby." "How am I supposed to take the baby home?" "You're going to be okay." "We'll figure it out, okay?" "Contractions look great, Grace." "I think it's time to push." "Um, I'll take that epidural now." "Too late." "What?" "Too late." "Okay, Grace, don't worry." "You're going through hell and then you're going to have a beautiful, amazing baby." "You're the most wonderful person I've ever met in my life." "I thought you were such a bitch." "I thought you were a bitch." "I want a big push on one, two, three." "I need drugs!" "Brought you some milk and cookies." "Well, it's tea." "Think I don't know who I'm dealing with?" "How are you feeling?" "Tired and sore." "And I can't do this puzzle with my hand." "You know, honey, Gary's getting a DUI, and, um, it's pretty..." "Serious." "Okay." "How do you feel?" "Obviously, not great." "I mean, look at me." "It's..." "Well, what were you thinking?" "I mean..." "It was an accident, you know." "But Amber, this is an accident that you asked for in a way." "Well, I wasn't driving, okay?" "And I obviously got really messed up, so..." "You weren't driving, but you got in the car with someone who was clearly," "I mean, his blood-alcohol is through the roof." "I didn't know." "I thought he was fine." "Do you understand that..." "That..." "I think I've been attacked enough." "I don't need you to..." "I'm not attacking you." "I'm afraid." "I don't understand if you..." "Mom, she's obviously not even listening." "What the hell is your problem now?" "What's my..." "Look at you." "I mean, do you have any idea what you put us through?" "What if you had died?" "I get it." "What else do you want me to say?" "God!" "It doesn't seem like you get it." "I don't want to talk about it." "I get it." "Okay?" "All right." "Oh, hey, honey?" "Yeah?" "Um, I made an appointment for Max to get fitted for a new retainer." "New retainer?" "What happened to the old one?" "I told you he lost it." "Remember?" "No." "Yeah." "You said you couldn't find it." "Meaning that, you were going to." "No, that means we lost it." "Kristina, those things are expensive." "Like $500." "I agree they're... $700." "I don't understand how a son like ours who can remember the most meaningless facts can't remember where he put his retainer." "I know it's frustrating, but it happens, okay?" "Well, you just give me some time and I'm going to find it." "Okay?" "I've already looked." "I said I'm going to find it." "I'm going to find it." "Okay." "Well, good luck with that." "I've looked everywhere." "Also," "I took Haddie to the gynecologist." "Great." "She's officially on the pill." "She's on the pill." "All right, well, he still needs to wear a condom." "I agree." "All right?" "You need to tell her that." "I'll tell her." "Because I know how guys think." "He's thinking that she's on the pill, so he doesn't have to wear a condom." "Honey, I know." "It's weird." "Would you like any more?" "Yes, please." "Oh, would you like a cupcake?" "Yes." "I would love a cupcake." "That one does not match, but this one does." "That matches?" "That matches the tea." "It matches the tea, well." "That's what's what I want." "That's a no-brainer." "And anything else?" "Extra lumps or anything?" "Extra lumps?" "Yes, thank you." "Yeah." "Just like five lumps." "Oh, this is actually sugar." "I can't use that." "Okay." "Yeah, no sugar." "Just lumps." "I'll be right back." "Great." "So, anyway, yeah, it ended up being fine but it was too late to get her an epidural and she was screaming hysterically." "I mean, it was..." "She was in so much pain." "I forgot the reality of giving birth." "Actually I'm just glad that I don't have to go through that again." "Yeah." "Uh-huh." "It's great that you were there for her." "Wow, thanks." "We have such an amazing life, Joel." "The three of us." "Don't need anything else." "Very happy." "Well, here I come." "Hello." "Hello." "All right, um, suddenly Hannah's family materializes, surrounding her on the couch." "The couch opens out into a bed." " Really?" "Awesome." " Oh, jeez." "My God." "Dad?" "Honey, you really ought to think this thing through." "He's a mailman." "Hey, guys in uniform are cute." "What are you doing here?" "Trying to keep you from making a terrible mistake." "Why is there nothing in the fridge?" "Don't mailmen eat?" "Hannah, you're throwing your life away." "Paul, don't come down so hard on her." "Me?" "Like we talked about." "Yeah." "Gill?" "Why don't we get through the play once without any interruptions?" "Yes." "It's the only way we'll get a sense of the whole." "Hannah, you're throwing your life away." "I'm lonely, okay?" "You don't have to be such a snob." "Okay, if you go through with this, I officially give up." "I mean it, Hannah." "It's over." "You judging me is over?" "Can't you see that everything I do is only trying to help, but you never seem to get that." "I work so hard and you continue to throw your life down the toilet." "Paul, I'm so sorry." "I just want to..." "I don't want you to get stuck doing it this way." "'Cause I..." "Let me see if I can explain." "You know this is a reading, right?" "I understand, but..." "Let's just take five." "Let's just take five." "I'm just trying to get it right." "I appreciate the opportunity, Gill, I really do, but life is too short." "I..." "Why are actors so sensitive?" "I'm not being sensitive." "I'm just trying to get it the way it should be." "Sorry." "Your play's not good enough for me to put up with you." "And be quiet." "And I think..." "Okay, I'm taking five." "I take five." "Are we done?" "Sarah." "Sarah." "Please." "I just need a minute, Dad." "Hold up." "Baby." "Sarah, honey, look, really..." "I really think you got to let the actors go through it a couple of times, before you start..." "Dad, I'm completely, you know, I'm like numb inside." "I don't even know..." "I keep thinking of what could have happened and you know, I could have lost her." "I don't think she learned anything from that accident." "And I just..." "I'm terrified." "I'm terrified." "Hey." "You show her the place?" "Uh, yeah." "She hasn't come over." "Thanks for letting me come over." "You said it was urgent." "Um..." "I just want to say sorry." "I'm sorry we fought over dishes and I'm sorry I had an affair." "I'm sorry I did that to you and our son." "I love you and I'm always going to be there for Jabbar." "And I wish there was something I could do to make everything right, you know?" "Say something magical or buy you a house, but it's not going to work." "And I don't want you to feel weird around me." "I screwed up." "It's all me." "And I want you to feel free to move on with your life." "I'm going to pursue you anymore." "Um..." "That's it." "Will you put your book down and give me your attention, Max?" "Did you know that there are scorpions that can survive on only one meal for the whole year?" "No, I did not know that." "Now, listen." "Right now, we're not going to talk about bugs, okay?" "We're going to figure out where your retainer is." "It's lost." "I know it's lost, Max, but it hasn't disappeared forever, right?" "Now let's use that good memory of yours." "Max." "Dad, hey!" "I just need you to shift your focus." "Dad, that's not where it goes." "We'll get it in a minute." "I need you to just focus, okay?" "I already talked about this with Mom." "I know you talked about it with your mother, but now you're going to talk about it with me." "Where's the last place you saw your retainer?" "If I knew that, then I'd know where it was and we'd find it." "Yes, Max." "That's a very good point." "Let's think of all the places you were the day you lost it." "We'll make a list." "We'll do it together, all right?" "Let me grab a pen." "Max." "All right." "I'll tell you what, you can have your book." "No, dad, that pen's not for writing, that pen is for coloring." "Max, I'll put it right back." "That's not..." "You were in your room, you were in the kitchen." "Can't you just buy another one?" "No, we can't." "They're $700, Max." "That's expensive." "Go to the ATM!" "You can't just go to an ATM and get money!" "Max, let go." "Max, I want you to sit down right now." "Max, sit down!" "Are you mad at me because I have Asperger's?" "No, Max." "I'm not mad at you because you have Asperger's." "Never." "So, what's this all about?" "I want you to see something." "Recognize it?" "Yeah, it's the car." "It's Gary's car." "Mmm-hmm." "Come here, take a look." "You looking?" "Yeah, I see it." "Amber." "You know, I was two years in Vietnam." "Do you know what I thought about?" "What I dreamt about?" "It was coming home." "And having a family." "Having grandkids." "I dreamt you, Amber." "And Haddie and Drew." "And Sydney, Jabbar and Max." "And we almost lost you, Amber." "I know, you've had some bad breaks, not feeling good about yourself." "You didn't get into Berkeley." "Well, boo-friggin-hoo." "You've got to suck it up, girl." "You're a Braverman." "You've got my blood in your veins." "If you ever do something like this again, you even think about doing something like this," "I will personally kick your little butt all the way from here to the Golden Gate Bridge." "You do not have my permission to mess with my dreams." "Are we clear?" "Yes." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Good." "I'll buy you a burger." "Hey." "Uh, listen, Cory, I just wanted to clear the air." "Sorry for losing it." "I had no right to do that." "I had a late night, I was at the hospital." "Look, the truth is, no matter what I feel about Eddie, this is your company, you have every right to hire and fire whoever you want without consulting me." "I just wish you would." "I was out of line, so I'm sorry." "You're not happy here, Adam." "What?" "At this job." "Are you?" "I'm fine, fine." "I feel like anytime I do something, choose a new direction, express myself," "I feel like you're just judging me, as opposed to joining me." "I'm not." "And that really hurts, man." "Truth be told, it makes it really hard for me." "I really respect you, and the work that you do." "Thank you." "But I just don't think this is a good fit for you." "Are you firing me?" "I'm letting you go." "Oh." "I'm really sorry, man." "It's kind of cold in here." "There's Aunt Sarah." "There's Aunt Sarah!" "Hi!" "Sarah!" "So good to see you." "I'm really nervous." "I'm not nervous." "Okay, good." "Relax, it's going to be awesome." "Just don't lie if you don't like it, okay?" "Just don't lie?" "Hey." "Hey." "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "For being so stupid." "Do you think that you could please forgive me now and be my friend because" "I don't like anybody else." "Yeah, I think I can be your friend." "Thank you." "I feel better already." "Is it sold out though?" "No, no, but it's full." "I have to go check my seating chart." "I'll see you in the house." "Oh, okay." "I'm glad you're here." "A Midsummer Night's Dream." "Max, no." "I don't." "Haddie, honey, do you have your cell phone with you?" " No, I forgot it." " Dad is so late." "Hey." "How are you guys?" "Hi." "How was work?" "Uh, it was quite a day." "Got your favorite candy." "Oh, banana." "All right, let's just go in." " Come on, guys." " Thank you, Alex." " Let's go." " No problem." "Yeah, um, Mr. Braverman." "Yeah?" "Hey, um..." "I just wanted to let you know that" "I love your daughter." "And I will always respect her." "Anything else?" "Nope." "I guess that's it." "Wear a condom." "Yes, sir." "What happened?" "That's what I'm hoping for, so thank you." "Congratulations." "Aunt Sarah." "Hi." "Hey, Sarah." "I'm really sorry for what I said at the hospital." "I have Asperger's." "That's okay, Max." "Thanks." "And I'm also really glad that Amber didn't die." "And also if she did, you would have had to go to a funeral and would probably be too sad to come here today." "And we wouldn't be here." "That's really true." "You know, Max, this is a big night for me and I'm really nervous." "Would you mind sitting next to me?" "Sure." "Awesome." "Okay." "Our seats are B-107 and B-108." "Can you remember that?" "Sure." "Who am I asking?" "Of course." "Okay, I'll see you." "Break a leg." "Yeah, break a leg." "Why would you say that?" "If she broke a leg, she..." "It's just an expression, Max." "But that's a terrible theater expression!" "Oh!" "Hey!" "It's full." "Sarah?" "Yeah?" "I just wanted to apologize about the rehearsal earlier." "Yeah, no, me, too." "Thanks, I..." "I have a lot going on." "Thanks for coming back." "I just want to say that these words are incredible." "Okay?" "And I'm going to do everything I can to do them justice." "God!" "Thanks, Paul." "Wow." "Okay, thanks." "Let's break a leg tonight, okay?" "Sure." "You're the best." "Thank you." "You guys love to hug." "Actors love to hug." "We're going to knock them dead." "Okay, good job." "Okay." "It's a privilege." "Thank you." "Are you nervous?" "Yeah." "Don't worry about a thing, honey." "Zeek Braverman's playing Barry." "Go get them, Dad." "Wow." "Everyone's so nice." "I don't know what happened." "I told them your daughter died." "What?" "You know, the couch opens out into a bed." "Really?" "Well, I guess it doesn't open out on its own." "You know you're really cool." "Thank you." "I've been delivering packages for six years and I've never hooked up with anybody who's answered the door, you know." "Wow, thank you." "How about we just don't talk?" "Not talking would just be so great." "Right on." "So you want to do it?" "Totally." "Yeah." "Ah, jeez." "Dad?" "The guy playing dad doesn't look anything like dad." "Think this through, sweetheart." "He's a mailman." "Hey, guys in uniform are cute." "What are you doing here?" "Trying to keep you from making a terrible mistake." "It's not the first one, either." "This is so none of your business." "God, just get out of here." "Happy to." "This is grossing me out." "Good job, Grandpa!" " You ready, cutie?" " No!" "Huh?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Yes." "I mean yes." "That's all it takes?" ""You ready?"" "Good God, we raised you better than that." "You know, I'm lonely, okay?" "You don't have to be such a snob." "Hey, hey, I'm lonely too, baby." "Hey, sweetie, are you okay?" "I'm fine, go in, go back in." "I'll be right there." "What's the matter?" "You feel okay?" "I'm fine." "I'm just feeling emotional." "What's the matter?" "I'm sorry about everything." "I'm sorry that I put you through that." "And I love you." "I promise I'll be safe and smart." "That's all I was I worried about, that's all I was worried about." "I'm sorry, I'm so scared." "And just looking at everybody here and thinking that I couldn't see them again." "I know." "And I couldn't be here and see your play." "Look what you did." "There's people and they love it and I am so proud of you and you say you don't want me to be like you, but" "I want to be like this." "This is amazing what you've done." "Come here." "I don't know where to hug you because I don't want to hurt your..." "I'm so proud of you." "I love you." "Oh, honey." "Thank you for telling me that." "I love you, too." "I was so worried about you, you know?" "I know." "I'm sorry." "I'm so glad you're okay." "Okay, I don't want to miss the ending." "So, I'm going to go back in." "Really?" "You want to go to the bathroom or something?" "No, I look great." "So, Colby, you still going out with the stripper?" "Okay, all right, she's not a stripper." "She does burlesque, there's a difference." "He looks so much like you, without my glasses." "You have a low opinion of me." "I don't think this tree house can hold us all." "Oh, come on." "Dad built it." "You just made my point." "He just has the same haircut." "No, you have better hair." "It's a beautiful day today for baseball, folks." "We've got the home team returning from a six-game road trip." "You know, the first time I ever saw your mother, we were at a baseball game." "Yeah, I know, Dad." " Yeah." "I know you know." " I know I told you before." "I want to talk about your mother." "I mean, so sue me." "I love you, Dad." "Yeah, yeah." "Author!" "Author!" "Way to go." "That's a big smile." "Wonder what he's dreaming about?" "Yeah, baby things." "Cute little baby things." "Oh, my God." "Hi, I didn't want to interrupt family time." "Get in here." "Honey, this is Julia." "She's the one who did your job." "Thank you so much." "You're like a rock star around here." "No problem." "Well, I came to bring you this." "I don't need it anymore." "Yeah, I told her we didn't have a car seat, because I was insane." "You're officially my hero." "Thank you." "Sure." "So this is Christopher." "Oh, my God." "He's my little angel." "Hi." "Is that for me?" "That little smile?" "Do you want to hold him?" "Okay." "Want to go meet Julia?" "You want to go meet Julia?" "Oh, hi, buddy." "Oh, hey." "Hey, there." "Oh, your mommy's so lucky." "Look at you." "She's so lucky." "He's really beautiful." "I forgot what this was like." "Hi, hot stuff." "Hey." "Hi." "How are you?" "What are you doing up so late?" "Just, um..." "Just reading." "Listen, Kristina, I have something to tell you." "Okay, I have something to tell you, too." "You go first." "Go ahead." "No." "You go first." "What?" "I got fired." "You got..." "Yeah, I lost it on Cory and he fired me." "Today?" "Today." "I just couldn't tell you." "Who cares." "You know what?" "I don't like him anyway." "And you don't like it there, so..." "It'll be all right." "We've got some savings." "I know." "And I can get a job." "Honey." "Adam." "Listen." "Stop." "It's going to be okay." "You've never let this family down, okay?" "We're going to be fine." "We can get through this together." "Okay?" "What'd you want to tell me?" "I found an orthodontist that can make Max's retainer for $400 instead of..." "Kristina, now is not the time, Kristina." "I told you I would find it and I'm going to find it." "I haven't gone through the trash yet." "Damn it, I'm going to find that retainer." "I know you're upset." "No, don't tell me." "Let me guess." "We are a bride in search of a wedding." "There is a wedding." "Hey." "Hey." "Um..." "Try it again." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "How was the hospital?" "I'm not done." "I want another baby." "I want to adopt." "Will you?" "Kristina, I am going to kill him." "Honey, I'm sorry about the retainer." "That little son of a bitch looked me in the eye earlier tonight and promised me that he would use a condom!" "What are you talking..." "Apparently, he was lying to me..." "Oh!" "Because he knocked up our daughter." "Okay, hey, wait." "Look what I found in the trash!" "Not fair." "You know what, honey?" "God!" "He didn't do anything, he didn't do..." "Why can't anything go right?" "Why can't a single thing go right around here?" "Why do I have to deal with this?" "Calm down." "Calm down." "Everything's okay." "What?" "How can I calm down?" "It's me." "Our 16-year-old daughter is pregnant." "It's me." "What?" "It's me." "Adam, I'm pregnant." "I am so sorry, I..." "How did that happen?" "That night after the Mexican restaurant, I'm thinking." "Kristina." "We had all those margaritas." "I've just lost my job!" "Honey, I know." "Oh, my God." "I'll get a job." "I'll just, I'll do something." "I don't..." "Come here, come here." "Why are you laughing?" "I don't know." "This is ridiculous!" "I know." "You're not..." "Are you mad?" "I don't know what I am." "Well, I mean, I'll raise it." "You'll raise it?" "I found my retainer!" "Dad, it was in Guacamole's cage!" "I'm awesome!" "I'm totally, totally awesome!" "Okay, I don't know." "Come here, come here." "You're not mad?" "I'm not mad, honey." "Okay." "I'm freaked out." "But I'm not mad." "I'm real, real scared." "But I'm happy." "You happy?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "I'm happy." "Okay." "We're having a baby."