"I should be able to do anything with all the things around me." "I just have to use my head and the incantation." "If I get hungry my incantation is "Pipopa " and the noodle shop will make a speedy delivery." "When I get sleepy I flop out." "If I lie down a while I'll be feeling fine by the next morning." "You have it in you, too." "This mysterious power." "If you have a dream, then even a dream is more than just a dream." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Sorry!" "No room!" "The motorbike's nice, but horses are nice, too." "Let's ride all the way home!" "What a great plan." "Stop!" "What is it?" "Huh?" ""Western Village up ahead"..." "Change of route!" "Roger!" " Someone's hanging up there!" " What?" "!" "Hey!" "Are you okay?" "You, over there." "Would you please help me?" "Sure thing!" "I'll get you right down." "Are you okay, lady?" "Yeah, I think so." "I'm sorry." "Are you hurt?" "Thanks for saving me." "I'm Shinobi; granddaughter of the village mayor." "Shinobi?" "Yes." "It feels just like a western movie." "But you're not dressed in a western style, Shinobi." "These are ninja clothes." "What's a ninja doing in a western village?" "It's a long story." "Oh." "Well, what were you doing tied up back there?" "It was their doing." ""Their"?" "Yes." "They're trying to take over this village." "Oni Jigoku's Gang." "Oni Jigoku's Gang?" "That's my house." "That house is the only one done in an old Japanese style." "I'm home!" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Oops!" "Nice catch." "Who are you?" "My name is Genjuro Hagakure." "Village mayor." "And you are...?" "Sasami's dad." "Ginji." "I'm Sasami!" "And this is Ryo-Ohki." "These people saved me, when I was tied up to the front gate." "What?" "!" "You were captured by Oni Jigoku again?" "!" "I'm sorry!" "You tarnished our name once again!" "Seems like there's more to this." "If you wouldn't mind, I'd like to hear." "Please, come in." "This was once just a common, small village." "But people gradually moved away, and to stop the drift we tried to revive the village by starting a ninja village for the tourists." "A ninja village?" "Everyone was dressed in inconspicuous ninja attire." "Jumping from rooftop to rooftop." "Throwing stars instead of greeting each other." "It was a wonderful village." "Is that "wonderful," Dad?" "Yes, I get the feeling it was." "Because of the terrible transportation network the tourists didn't show up at all." "That's when my lifelong rival, Oni Jigoku, tried to take over the village." "I see." "That's the man you mentioned." "Yes." "The man who tied me up." "Oni Jigoku and his subordinates tricked the villagers, destroyed the ninja village, and built a western village." "That fool, with western mania!" "Are you okay?" "Stop worrying about me!" "If you have time to worry, get doing your ninja training!" "But I don't have the talent of my big brother!" "Don't talk about Binpachi!" "He said ninjas weren't good enough for him, and left home!" "We've walked into a real mess." "Yeah." "Where are you, my brother?" "Why should I care?" "I'm right here!" " Brother!" " Binpachi...!" "Amigo!" "That's dangerous, Brother!" "Stop that, fool!" "Long time, Shinobi." "Grandpa." "Binpachi!" "That outfit...!" "You sold your soul to the westerners!" "And you're the grandson of the ninja village mayor!" "Gramps, ninjas are out of date." "These days you've got to sell American culture to young men." "Precisely!" "Oni Jigoku!" "Came to pay a visit, Genjuro." "Keep your filthy boots out of here!" "My apologies." "I always do things the American way." "Make yourself at home, boss." "It's a sty, though." "Binpachi!" "You've joined up with this villain?" "Yeah, well." "Guns are so cool, you know." "Today I'll hear the answer I'm looking for." "Let us tear down this house." "I won't!" "This ninja residence is my very life!" "Listen, Genjuro." "We're trying to build a nice, chic western village." "Yours is the only house still standing." "You forced the others into building the western village!" "It looks strange, having a ninja house in a western village." "That's none of MY business!" "Ninjas are a thing of the past." "To attract young people, you need a trendy American feel." "Viva America!" "Western is the best!" "Even your charming grandson says so." "Now hand over this property, already." "I refuse to!" "I'll never move, as long as I live!" "Genjuro, if you're going to be stubborn about this then I'll be forced to make a tragic choice." "W-What's that?" "Dead men tell no tales..." "B-Boss, you don't have to go that far!" "Back off!" "Well, Genjuro?" "Ninjas don't yield to threats." "I see." "You're still acting like the big man." "We'll carve " Here lies a man who retained the ninja spirit till the end" on your grave." " Now." " Yes." "Stop right there!" "Who's that?" "!" "Who are you?" "I'm Sasami's dad." "The name's Ginji Kawai." "I'm his daughter, Sasami!" "And this is our pet, Ryo-Ohki." "What does this warm family want here?" "Mr. Oni Jigoku." "You're a coward." "What?" "!" "Assassinating an old invalid, who's outnumbered." "Stealing his land, to boot." "If that's not cowardly, then what is?" "Are you criticizing my methods?" "If you're really a western outlaw then a western duel should determine the outcome." "3 people will represent the ninja team, and 3, the gunman team." "They'll fight it out." "The losers will abide by the winners' decision." "What do you think?" "Sounds interesting." "We're in." "So?" "Who's on your team?" "Me and..." "But, Grandpa, you can't move." "I'm in!" " Sorry, Shinobi." " Who are the other two?" "Sasami and I will participate." "Who, me?" "!" "All right, it's settled then." "Me and Binpachi will fight you." "What?" "I'm in?" "Yes." "You'll prove if you've truly sold your soul to the western side." "O-Okay." "No problem." "You dimwit!" "Brother..." "Who's the third person?" "I figured this would happen, so I've hired a gunman." "Come out, Mistress!" "Hi!" "Misa!" "What are you doing here?" "!" "Why are you surprised?" "Wherever Sasami goes, I soon show up." "It's universal common sense." "Wait, Misa!" "You're an ally of Oni Jigoku?" "!" "Well, after all, this American western thing fits my personality to a tee." "Mistress Misa is a distinguished magical girl in Japan." "What a score she is." " Sasami...!" " What'll we do?" "We'll have matches to decide whether to tear down the ninja residence." "The first match is Sasami Kawai versus Pixy Misa." "I'm scared!" "The bullets are paint balls." "And these throwing stars are toys, made of hard rubber." "Don't worry." "When I say so, you'll each take 3 paces." "Misa will use the gun, and Sasami will use the throwing stars." "Of course, the one who is hit will lose." "Understand?" " All right." " Y-Yes." "Then let's begin." "On your marks!" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Adios, amigo!" "And the match goes to Misa!" "Oh, I'm so happy!" "What?" "!" "That's against the rules!" "Was it?" "I took my 3 paces before I shot, didn't I?" "Sasami was stupid to turn her back on the enemy." "Y-You're so unfair!" "Match number two." "Ginji Sasami versus Oni Jigoku, the gang leader!" "The fastest shooter will win this match." "I'll show you what a crime it was to call me a coward!" "Ready?" "Go!" "What?" "What just happened?" "That man did it!" "What do you mean?" "Huh?" "!" "He shot down the paint ball with the throwing star." "Darn you!" "Take this!" "Blast!" "The end." "Match over!" "Ginji Kawai wins!" "You did it, Dad!" "We're tied, one each." "Shinobi, the Hagakure clan's fate is resting with you." "Yes." "Brother..." "Shinobi..." "Match three." "Binpachi Hagakure versus Shinobi Hagakure." "Again, the fastest shooter wins." "Begin!" "Binpachi!" "Why did you start hating ninjas?" "Because." "Ninjas are so dark, and they're not cool." "It's true they're clad in black all year round." "Always on the roof, or under the floor..." "They have the image of being in damp, dark places." "But look at the western style!" "It's as out-of-date as ninjas!" "What?" "Is that right?" "Of course it is!" "You were always training with Grandpa, so you might not know but wearing those fluttery clothes in this day and age is STUPID!" "I didn't know that." "I thought I was on the leading edge of fashion." "What are you saying, Missy?" "!" "Brother!" "Being a ninja is much better than being a gunman." "I think." "So please!" "Come home!" "Shinobi." "What are you doing, Binpachi?" "!" "Hurry and shoot her down!" "But, boss...!" " How irritating!" "Oh, Mistress!" " Yeah, yeah." "We'll have to round up the lot." "Get them all!" "Okay." "Calling Mystics!" "A Love-love Monster?" "!" "Welcome to the town from hell!" "Gunman Girl!" "Throw these people into the crucible of fear, please!" "Dad!" "Do something!" "Sorry." "Out of throwing stars." "Stop this!" "Who said to destroy the buildings?" "!" "It's merely incidental." "I can't afford you to incidentally destroy the buildings!" "She's sure got out an antique..." " Binpachi!" " Huh?" "Grandpa!" "Grandpa!" "Binpachi, are you okay?" "You covered for me!" "Binpachi... ninjas are cool." " Grandpa!" " Grandfather!" "What's this serious development about?" "!" "Gunman Girl!" "Stop!" "She's out of control!" " Transform, Sasami!" " Yeah!" "Pretty Mutation Magical Recall!" "Magical Girl Pretty Sammy!" "See you in hell, baby." "Stop right there!" "Summer vacation has the smell of gunpowder." "Ever popular, Pretty Sammy!" "I love high places!" "Whoah!" "Careful, Sammy." "She doesn't get jokes." "Misa!" "You should be more responsible for the things you create!" "Oh, no!" "She's gonna get us!" "Find a crack in her armor, Sammy!" "I don't have that kind of time!" "Bye-bye." "What?" "Was that the dummy trick?" " Do it now, Sammy!" " Yeah!" "Pretty..." "Coquettish..." "Bomber!" "No!" "Grandpa...!" "Binpachi." "Grandpa!" "You're alive!" "But how..." "Oh!" "What's so funny?" "Grandpa!" "Ninjas sure are cool!" "Huh?" " This turned out great!" " Yeah." " Hey, Sammy!" " Huh?" "Oh, Dad... uh, Mr. Kawai." "The evil magical girl wanted me to give you this." "Oh?" ""Hi, Sammy!" "..."" ""It's getting late, so I'll be on my way."" ""Oh." "And thanks, just a little, for today."" "" Ha, ha, ha." "Misa."" "That Misa...!" "By the way, Sammy, I haven't seen Sasami around." "Oh, don't worry." "I saved Sasami." "I see." "Thank you." "Well, bye." "See you next week!" "She's always so delightful!" "My western village...!" "Oni Jigoku." "Genjuro." "Go ahead and laugh." "I don't have the energy to revive the village anymore." "Make a ninja village, or anything else; whatever you want." "You fool!" "Being crushed after one failure." "Is this western thing only a facade?" "Don't you have the western spirit of a settler?" "Genjuro..." "Well, I was mistaken, too." "Only destruction is born of disputes." "Let's work together and rebuild our village." "What do you mean?" "I mean we'll build a new ninja-western village." "With made-up history and lots of action." "Ninjas and gunmen develop a huge entertainment land!" "It'll be a big hit!" "Genjuro...!" "You're not discouraged, despite everything." "You're a real man." "A man among men." "Oni Jigoku." "Genjuro, I'm with you." "Well, that's one matter." "But you will pay for your ill will." "Huh?" "Boss, the sun is coming up." "It's going down, fool." "Announcement:" "This man once tried to take over the Ninja Village." "Ah, that feels better!" "Take care, everyone!" "You too, Sasami!" "Thank you!" "I'm..." "I'm going to become a great ninja!" "Then I'll make this place world-famous!" "Once again, the girl you're watching isn't the real me." "It's a girl that was made up for you and for our love." "You like my honesty." "That's what you say but it's an illusion." "Deceiving others is a way of life." "It's a woman's romance." "I love you more than anyone." "I want to show you a wonderful dream." "I love you so much." "I'm going to keep deceiving you." "I'll make you happier than any other guy in the world." "Oh, no!" "I've lost my magical baton!" "If I can't transform into a magical girl, I'm just a regular girl!" "No, I've got to find it!" "Coming next:" "Lost Baton." "If you find a lost article, take it to a police station, okay?"