"Rigby:" "YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN BLARGH.AVI YET?" "WE'RE WATCHING IT." "GO!" "BLARGH!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "NAILED YA!" "[ ALL GASP ]" "WE WERE USING THE COMPUTER FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES." "YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW ABOUT FUNNY VIDEO FRIDAYS, BUT I KNOW." "OH-HO, YOU'RE GONNA GET SUCH A WRITE-UP." "QUICK, PUT SOMETHING ON BENSON WILL LIKE." "[ MEOWS ] WHA?" "[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S A CAT VIDEO, BENSON." "CAT..." "VIDEO?" "HERE'S ANOTHER ONE." "ROWR." "[ BELL JINGLES ]" "WHOA." "WHEN DID THEY START MAKING THESE?" "A LONG TIME AGO, BENSON." "THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM." "PEOPLE JUST PUT UP VIDEOS OF THEIR CATS" "ON THE INTERNET?" "THAT'S RIGHT, MAN." "SO JUST SIT DOWN FOR AN HOUR OR TWO AND CATCH UP." "I LOVE CATS." "SO, ALL I DO IS CLICK ON THESE CATS?" "YEP." "FOCUS ON THE CATS AND NOT ON THE WRITE-UPS." "WRITE" " WHA?" "EXACTLY." "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ LAUGHS HEARTILY ]" "SORRY, SORRY." "I KNOW I'M LATE TO THE MORNING MEETING." "DON'T SWEAT IT." "BENSON ISN'T EVEN HERE YET." "THAT'S WEIRD." "YEAH, HE'S NEVER LATE." "[ YAWNS ]" "[ SMACKS LIPS ]" "DID YOU STAY UP ALL NIGHT WATCHING CAT VIDEOS?" "SURE DID. [ CHUCKLES ]" "DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE INTERNET CAT CELEBRITIES?" "THERE'S FAT CAT, RATA TAT CAT," "AND MARI, THE JAPANESE CAT THAT LIKES BOXES." "BUT MY PERSON FAVE IS CURMUDGEON CAT." "[ MEOWS ]" "UGH." "PIECE OF JUNK." "[ GASPS ] I'VE GOT TO GET A NEW PHONE." "UHHHH..." "UH, BENSON, WE NEED OUR ASSIGNMENTS." "OH, RIGHT." "POPS, YOU'RE IN CHARGE FOR THE DAY." "I'M ASSIGNING YOU ALL OLD-TIMEY DANCES." "[ HUMMING ]" "THIS IS BAD." "AND MORDECAI AND RIGBY ARE RESPONSIBLE." "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" "YOU GOT BENSON INTO CAT VIDEOS." "YOU GET HIM OUT." "THOSE ARE THE RULES." "HEY, I GOT AN IDEA." "LET'S JUST WAIT UNTIL BENSON SNAPS OUT OF IT." "MY LEGS FEEL LIKE WET NOODLES." "WE BETTER GO CHECK UP ON HIM." "Man:" "COME ON, CURMUDGEON CAT, EATYOURFOOD." "[ LAUGHS ]" "HEY,THAT'SMY FOOD!" "[ HISSES ]" "[ MEOWS ]" "McFLUFFIN," "I'M TRYING TO WATCH A VIDEO ABOUT CATS." "HEY." "I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT." "[ GRUNTS ]" "[ GROANS ]" "[ GULPING ]" "NOW, WHERE WERE WE?" "[ MEOWING ]" "AWW, HE THINKS HE'S PEOPLE." "HAVEYOUEVERDREAMED OFMEETINGCURMUDGEONCAT ?" "HI, I'M CAT MASTERSON, AUTEUR DIRECTOR" "AND VISIONARY BEHIND SUCH CLASSIC CAT VIDEOS" "AS "I HATE WEEKDAYS,"" ""CURMUDGEON CAPERS," AND "KITTY KITTY BANG BANG."" "WELL, IF YOU "FELINE" MEETING CURMUDGEON CAT IN PERSON," "THEN COME ON DOWN TO MASTERSON STUDIOS" "TO ATTEND A LIVE TAPING OF HIS NEXT VIDEO." "YOU HERE FOR THE LIVE TAPING?" "YES, I AM, MR. MASTERSON." "I'M A BIG FAN." "BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG, REALLY BIG FAN." "[ CHUCKLES ] I LIKE YOUR MANIC, SWEATY ENERGY." "RIGHT THIS WAY." "NOW, FIRST WE GOT TO GET YOU SUITED UP IN, UH " "IN YOUR VIEWING SUIT." "WHAT'S THIS?" "STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE." "OKAY." "[ STRAINING ]" "OOH, THAT'S GOOD." "NICE, SNUG FIT." "NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD." "YOU KNOW, I GOT TO ASK " "IN "BALL OF YARN" AT 2:38, CURMU" " WAIT." "WHY IS IT ALL DARK IN THERE?" "STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE." "WHA-- WHERE'S CURMUDGEON CAT?" "HUH?" "GO AHEAD, LIL BENNY." "PLAY WITH YOUR TOY." "I " " I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS." "UGH." "DO WE HAVE A DIVA ON OUR HANDS HERE?" "I THINK WE HAVE A DIVA." "UNH." "BAT THE MOUSE!" "UNH." "BAT THE MOUSE!" "[ BELL JINGLES ]" "YES, YES." "[ LAUGHS ]" "BENSON?" "HEY, MAN, WE GOT WINGS." "THIS ISN'T GOOD." "...THENCOMEON DOWN TOMASTERSONSTUDIOS" "TOATTENDALIVETAPING OFHISNEXTVIDEO." "LET'S GO." "HEY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR OUR FRIEND, BENSON." "SWEATY GUY, LOOKS LIKE HE HASN'T SLEPT IN A FEW DAYS." "ONE MOMENT." "SECURITY!" "Both:" "AAH!" "[ BOTH GROANING ]" "Cat:" "WAKEY, WAKEY." "HUH?" "WHERE ARE WE?" "DUDE, ARE WE IN PING PONG FACTORY?" "WELCOME TO MY STUDIO." "WHAT'D YOU DO WITH BENSON?" "BENSON?" "I MADE HIM A STAR." "YOU SEE, FOR YEARS, I TRIED USING REAL CATS IN MY VIDEOS," "BUT THEY ALWAYS FELL SHORT OF MY VISION." "I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DIRECT A CAT?" "IT ALMOST MADE ME LOSE MY MIND!" "SO INSTEAD I BUILT THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED" "VISUAL EFFECTS STUDIO THAT ALLOWS ACTORS TO PLAY THE CATS." "SO CURMUDGEON CAT'S SOME GUY IN A SUIT?" "PRECISELY." "HERE'S THE REAL CURMUDGEON CAT," "A.K.A. RANDALL TATE." "Both:" "EW." "UNFORTUNATELY, HE DIED" "WHILE FILMING HIS LATEST VIDEO," ""TRAPEZE KITTY."" "THEY SAY CATS ALWAYS LAND ON THEIR FEET." "BUT OVERWEIGHT MIDDLE-AGE MEN, NOT SO MUCH." "SO NOW I NEED TO FIND SOME NEW STARS," "AND, UH, I LIKE YOUR LOOK." "NO WAY, MASTERSON." "WE'RE NOT GONNA BE MOTION-CAPTURE PUPPETS." "[ LAUGHS ]" "THIS ISN'T MO-CAP." "THIS IS MO-CAT!" "DALE." "Both:" "WHA?" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I INTRODUCE YOU" "TO THE NEWEST INTERNET CAT SENSATIONS " "STRETCH AND, UH, RUNTY." "HEY!" "AND ROLL CAMERA." "Dale: "STRETCH AND RUNTY," TAKE ONE." "AND ACTION." "WE'RE NOT GONNA ACT LIKE CATS." "AW!" "NOT EVEN A LITTLE?" "SHOW US WHERE BENSON IS." "FINE." "[ LAUGHS ]" "IF YOU DON'T WANT TO ACT LIKE CATS," "THEN WHY ARE YOU BEING SO ADORABLE?" "STOP PLAYING GAMES, MASTERSON." "BUT THIS IS SUCH GREAT FOOTAGE." "OH, LOOK AT THAT!" "OOH, WHO LET THESE DRAPES IN HERE?" "I GUESS YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO CLIMB THEM." "[ LAUGHS ]" "SERIOUSLY?" "HMM, YOU KITTIES GETTING SWEATY?" "[ CHUCKLES ]" "LOOKS LIKE IT'S BATH TIME." "[ BOTH SCREAM ]" "[ GASPS ]" "QUICK, THE DOOR!" "WHY ARE YOU RESISTING?" "LISTEN, YOU GUYS SHOULD JUST PLAY WITH SOME YARN FOR A WHILE." "[ SIGHS ] YOU KNOW WHAT?" "FINE." "GO THROUGH THAT DOOR." "YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND." "DUDE, WHERE ARE WE?" "I THINK IT'S A LAUNDRY ROOM." "Both:" "AAH!" "CUTENESS." "CUTENESS HAS A FACE." "BENSON?" "BUT YOU MUST MAKE A FRIEND OF CUTENESS." "CUTENESS AND HORROR ARE YOUR FRIENDS." "[ MUNCHES ]" "HE'S GONE CRAZY." "BENSON." "MY NAME IS LIL BENNY NOW." "STOP IT!" "WE'RE HERE TO RESCUE YOU." "DUDE, HE'S OUT OF IT." "Cat: [ LAUGHS ]" "STRETCH AND RUNTY, WHY DON'T YOU JOIN LIL BENNY?" "YOU'LL GET FULL VETERINARY AND DENTAL." "DUDE, YOU'RE SICK." "LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE, BENSON." "WE'RECOMINGTO GETYOU , MASTERSON." "THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE CONTROL ROOM." "SHOULD WE CUT?" "NO." "NO, NO, NO." "KEEP ROLLING." "CUE THE POINTER." "CUEING POINTER." "[ LASER CHARGING ]" "OOH, IT'S THE LASER POINTER!" "HEY!" "WHERE ARE WE GOING?" "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY WITH THE LASER." "IS MR. MASTERSON TRYING TO HURT US WITH THE LASER?" "YES, BENSON." "YES, HE IS." "♪" "I REMEMBER." "MY NAME IS BENSON." "AND YOU GUYS ARE MORDECAI AND RIGBY." "YOU GUYS LOOK ADORABLE." "HOW DO WE GET OUT OF HERE?" "LOOK, THE CONTROL ROOM." "CUE ACT 3 ANTAGONISTS." "CUEING ANTAGONISTS." "I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU KITTIES" "TO SOME OF MY FAVORITE SCENARIOS." "STUART 2.0 " " A TODDLER WITH NO BOUNDARIES AND STICKY FINGERS." "[ LAUGHS ]" "Cat:" "LUCY " " A SHIBA THAT'S ALWAYS GETTING "INU" TROUBLE." "[ Laughing ] WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF." "Cat:" "AND THE VACUUM CLEANER" "[ LAUGHS MECHANICALLY ]" "[ WHIRS ]" "AND ACTION!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "[ BARKING ]" "[ LAUGHS ]" "All:" "AAAH!" "I'M THE FELINE FELLINI, BABY!" "SCATTER!" "[ LAUGHS ]" "I'M THE TABBY TARANTINO!" "COME ON!" "ON THE COUNT OF THREE." "ONE..." "I AM, UH TWO..." "UH, C.M.?" "NOT NOW." "I'M THE, UH THREE." "I AM THE KITTY KUBRICK!" "AAH!" "OH, THIS IS GREAT!" "YOU GOT TO GET THIS ON TAPE." "THE CLIMAX OF MY MAGNUM OPUS!" "I'M PRETTY SURE THEY WANT TO BEAT YOU UP, C.M." "NO, SEE?" "THAT'S REAL." "I WANT YOU TO CAPTURE IT." "OKAY, YOU, GET OVER THERE." "G-G-GET THE WIDES." "AND I'LL GET THE P.O.V." "OKAY." "OKAY, TRUCK IN." "AND ACTION!" "AH!" "PILE UP ON ME." "[ LAUGHS ] ADORABLE." "AWW." "I MEAN, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING HURT BUT..." "AWW." "DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS AND " " AH!" "MUSIC SWELLS HIGHER." "UP SHOT, PROTAGONISTS IN." "SPECIAL LIGHTING ILLUMINATES THEIR PERPLEXED FACES." "TWIST ENDING." "CUT TO BLACK." "THAT'S A WRAP, PEOPLE." "AH, THAT TWIST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE." "HE DIDN'T SET THAT UP AT ALL." "I'LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL." "THERE HE IS." "Cat:" "OKAY, CANCEL MY 5:00." "SEE IF I CAN GET THE EQUIPMENT IN THE SLAMMER." "BENSON." "BUBULAH." "CALL ME." "LOOK, BENSON," "SORRY FOR, LIKE, GETTING YOU ADDICTED TO CAT VIDEOS." "WE'RE COOL NOW, RIGHT?" "AH!" "GAH!" "YOU TWO ARE LUCKY I DIDN'T SUFFER" "ANY PERMANENT PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE." "LET'S GO." "SHOTGUN!" "DON'T RUN." "[ SLURPING ]" "HOLD UP, GUYS."