"Hey." " what?" " is this chicken?" " I think" "It might be pineapple." "Or part of a thumb." " ulch." "I can't eat airplane food." "Too gross." "Ulch." " and why is this now" "On my tray table?" " 'cause I'm done with it." " I don't care" "If you're done with it." "Keep your garbage on..." " hey, hey, kid!" "I told you to stop kicking" "My seat." " so?" " stop that!" " you're not the queen" "Of this plane." " excuse me." "Will you please do something" "About your son?" " will you stop kicking" "Her seat?" " no." " some people are so rude." " I know." " this is Captain stubing." "Sorry about our late start" "Today." "We should be arriving" "In Los Angeles" "At around 11:14 P.M." " wait, what time did he say?" " 11:14." " aw, great. 3 1/2 late." " why do you care?" " I'm supposed to meet andre," "Beck and cat to write a script" "For class that's due" "In the morning." " what teacher?" " gradstein." " ooh, he's tough." " no chiz." " what is "chiz" anyway?" " andre thinks" "It's a German sausage." " --water." " thank you." " can I get you anything?" " uh, excuse me?" " yes?" " does this plane have wi-fi?" " no, but we do have wireless" "Internet service." " that's what wi-fi is." " please don't give me" "Attitude." " what are you doing?" " I'm gonna see" "If andre's online" "So we can work over video chat." " oh, smart." "Maybe you guys can, uh" "Did you just kick my seat again?" " why don't you ask your butt?" " look, if you don't" "Knock it off," "I'm gonna tell" "The flight attendant." " ooh, you're a scary witch." " I wish I was a witch 'cause I would take" "My broomstick and I would..." " trina, sit." " oh, good." "Andre's online." " I need some more air." " you have a pimple" "Under your arm." " don't talk about it." " Tori Vega, what's up?" " hey, I'm on the plane." " you're on the plane?" "Well if I were you," "I'd get in the plane." "So you're on the plane?" " and I'm not gonna land" "Until after 11:00." " oh, but we gotta write" "That script for class." " I know." "Wanna do it over video chat?" " yeah, sure." "I'll text cat and Beck" "And tell 'em to get online." " cool." " will you pop this for me?" " no." " I let you borrow" "My green sweater last week." " and that means" "I should pop your pit pimple?" "!" " yes!" "We're sisters." "If you had a pit pimple, I'd" "Quit kicking my seat!" " quit kickin' my seat!" " your desserts." " what is this?" " I dunno, pudding?" " aww." "It's got fur on it." " just like your pimple." " oh." "[music]" "♪ here I am once again ♪" "♪ feeling lost ♪" "♪ but now and then ♪" "♪ I breathe it in to let it go ♪" "♪ and you don't know ♪" "♪ where you are now ♪" "♪ or what it would come to ♪" "♪ if only somebody could hear ♪" "♪ when you figure out how ♪" "♪ you're lost in the moment ♪" "♪ you disappear ♪" "♪ you don't have to be afraid ♪" "♪ to put your dream in action ♪" "♪ you're never gonna fade ♪" "♪ you'll be ♪" "♪ the main attraction ♪" "♪ not a fantasy ♪" "♪ just remember me ♪" "♪ when it turns out right ♪" "♪ 'cause you know ♪" "♪ that if you live ♪" "♪ in your imagination ♪" "♪ tomorrow you'll be ♪" "♪ everybody's fascination ♪" "♪ in my victory ♪" "♪ just remember me ♪" "♪ when I make it shine ♪ [music]" " woo." "You're a long one." " hey, tori." " oh." "Hey, uh, did you get cat" "And Beck?" " yeah, they're about" "To get online." " nice." "Where are you?" " at my grandma's house." " why are you" "At your grandma's?" " she called me" "And said she was scared 'cause the numbers" "Kept changin'" "On her digital clock." " isn't that what clocks do?" " all I know is," "When I got here," "She was hidin' under her bed." " did you get her out?" " uh-huh," "But I had to use butter." "Oh, cat's on." " yep, I see." "Let me invite her." " hey, are you gonna eat" "Your pudding?" " you ate yours?" " yeah, I just scraped the fur" "Right off the top," "It wasn't bad." " go nuts." " hi." " whassup, little red?" " hey, cat." " andre!" " one sec." "What's wrong, grandma?" " the numbers on my clock" "Changed again!" " it's a clock, grandma." "The numbers are supposed" "To change." " what happened to my butter?" " I'll go to the store tomorrow" "And get you some more butter." "[screaming]" " what was that?" " my grandmother just screamed." " why, what happened?" " I don't know." "I think she saw herself" "In a mirror." " andre!" "There's another me on the wall!" " it's okay, grandma!" "Just introduce yourself." "I'm sure she's nice." " Beck's online." " oh, yeah." " requesting..." " ow!" " what?" " that rotten kid behind me" "Kicked my seat again" "And made me poke my eye." " I didn't kick your seat." " you did too." " how's your pit zit?" " that tears it!" " trina!" "Trina!" "He's a little boy." " yeah and I'm about to put him" "Into a little hospital." " you requested my face?" " hey, man." " hi." " hey, Beck." " is that a dog with you?" " aw, look at the puppy." " he's cute, huh?" " so cute." " is he yours?" " nah, I'm watchin' him" "For my neighbor while she's" "At her cheerleading practice." " you live next door" "To a cheerleader?" " I do." " figures." "I live next door" "To a one-legged old man" "Who throws lemons at me." " so, what's up?" " tori's plane's late." " I don't get in" "Till almost midnight." " but we gotta write the script" "For gradstein's class." " yeah, so we're gonna do it" "Here over video chat." " oh, sounds good." " all right." "I will type..." " cat, read the assignment." " 'kay, 'kay." "It says," "Write a single-scene script," "Between 7 and 10 pages." "The scene must involve" "A mystery--ooh" "Use at least 3 characters," "And have a surprise plot Twist." " got it." " we can do that." " ideas?" " hey, you guys wanna hear" "A cute joke?" " a joke?" " yeah." "Listen." "Okay." "What did the young shrimp say" "When his mom asked him" "Why he wouldn't share" "Any of his toys?" " what?" " sorry," "I'm a little shellfish." "Get it?" "'cause shrimp" "Are very self-centered." " I think the joke" "Is that shellfish sounds" "Like selfish." " oh, my God." "That's even funnier." "Okay, back to the script." " hey." "What if our script's about a kid" "Who goes into a closet" "To look for something and--ulch." " what?" " who was that?" " Robbie's requesting" "To join our chat." " hey." " hi." " 'sup?" " hey, Rob." " hey, Robbie." "What did the young shrimp say" "When his mom asked" " I'm a little shellfish," "You told me yesterday." " poo." " listen," "I need your guys' help." " you need professional help." " I don't either!" " Robbie..." " we're trying to work" "On a script" "That's due in the morning." " this'll just take a second." " okay, what's your problem?" " well, on Friday at school," "I asked Rex if he wanted" "To see a movie with me" "On Sunday night." "True or false?" " you said, "how would you feel" ""about seein' a movie" "On Sunday night?"" "And I said," ""sounds like a plan."" " exactly." "And now it's Sunday night" "And Rex says he has other plans." " which I do." " why would you go" "And make other plans" "When you said you'd see a movie" "With me?" " you guys." " I never said" "I would see a movie with you." "I said, "sounds like a plan."" " what's the difference?" " you never called me" "To confirm." " I'm gonna get a rootbeer." " Robbie, Rex, you guys" "Work this out yourselves." " bye, Robbie." " wait, no, don't kick us out" "Of the chat!" "No, don't!" " all right," "Back to our script." " hey, what if we write" "About a giraffe" "Who learns to love?" " a giraffe?" " that's not good." " no." " let's just stick with the kid" "In the closet." " right." "So I was thinking," "Maybe he comes home from school" "Looking for something," "And he goes into his closet," "And there's like a small," "Secret door in the back of--cat." "What are you doing?" " I clicked on rainbow." "Woooooooo." "ill you please stop that?" " we gotta do this project." " sorry." " now where were we?" " uh, the kid goes" "Into his closet." " right." "And maybe it's not a normal kid." "Maybe he's like created" "By scientists" "In a government lab or..." " who's that?" " jade." "Let me see what she wants." " aww." " hey, look." "We're doing this project" "That's due tomorrow morning," "So..." " where have you been?" " home." "Why?" " I left you a voicemail" "And you haven't called me back." " I'm doing homework." " so you wanna break up" "With me." " wait." "No." "No." "Why would you think" "That I want to break up" "With you..." " why do you have that animal?" " my neighbor's dog." " his neighbor the cheerleader." " cheerleader?" " why?" "Why would you say that?" " sorry." " you know" "What cheerleaders have?" "Pep." " pep?" " did she say pep?" " why are you doing favors" "For a cheerleader," "And what is she doing for you?" " it's not what you think." "She's just..." " I'm coming over there." " no, no." "You don't need to..." " all right." "So far we have nothing." "So it'd be great if we could do" "A little writing together, okay?" " look!" "I'm in a kaleidoscope." " oh, how does she do that?" " you just click effects" "On the lower left." " this is not a time" "For effects." " wooooooooooo." " hey, look at me!" "You guys are giving me" "A headache." " andre..." " ooh!" "I'm getting dizzy." "Look at me, I'm spinning around." " what effect is that?" " it's spinning clockwise." " why tell her that?" "!" " whoa." "Look at me." " we're not making progress." " here I go!" " andre, I need you to focus" "And keep your eyes..." " I'm spinning." "I can't focus on anything." " it's like a space ship." " I'm princess rotation." " you guys." "We have a project to work on." "I'm not gonna sit here and watch" "You guys spin clockwise!" " hey, you heard the lady." "Ready?" " counterclockwise!" " oh." "Reverse!" "We're in reverse now." " that's not what I meant." " look at me" "Going back in time." " when did I become" "The mature one?" " I don't know." "Quit it!" " make me!" " oh, I'm gonna make you, kid." " you guys." "This is no time" "To fool around." " you cannot treat me" "Like that." "Excuse me." "Your son is being a brat." " all right." "So the little boy yells..." "Will you stop that?" " what?" "!" " stop dancing in your seat" "Like a weirdo!" "So the little boy yells what?" " how about," ""mom!" "There's evil in my closet!" "Eviiiilll!"" " okay." "Good." "How do I spell eviiiilll?" " use four is and three ls." " got it." "Okay." "Now, why don't we say" "The mom walks into the closet" "To find her son's face" "Being eaten by..." " look!" "Now I'm a cherry pie." "I'm pie girl!" "But don't bite off my nose." " cat!" "We have a 10-page script" "Due tomorrow morning" "And we're on page three," "And you're not helping at all." "Now will you please stop" "Acting like a child?" "!" " there she goes." " look." "I didn't mean to yell at you." "Please don't cry." "I was frustrated because--oh." " what happened?" " I made cat cry" "And she signed off." " well, you have to learn" "To be more careful" "With people's feelings." " stop kicking my seat" "You worthless little nub!" " shut up, old lady!" " are you gonna let your kid" "Talk to me that way?" "!" " I gotta take a wazz." " enjoy your wazz!" " so where are we" "In the script?" " still page three." "The boy says, "mom!" ""there's evil in my closet!" "Eviiilll!"" " right." " oh, yeah." " okay." "So next," "Why don't we say the closet" "Starts turning into, like," "A fiery den of..." " is that Robbie again?" " yeah." "He wants to re-join our chat." " no." " deny it." " denied." " move back." " where are you going?" " the tanning salon." "Where do you think I'm going?" "I gotta take a wazz." " the nub's dad" "Is in the bathroom." " I'm not going back there." "I'm gonna go pee" "In the first class lavatory." " you're not allowed to." " yeah, yeah." "Move." " ah!" " ah!" "What was that?" "!" " that was trina's butt." " that was horrible." " your sister's a freak." " yeah." "I know." " but she's kinda hot." " did you just call" "My sister hot?" " yep." "But you're hotter." " so, who is your new" "Boyfriend there?" " not cute, andre." "[knocking]" " what's that noise?" " open the door." " is that jade?" " yeah." "I'm busy working" "On a project!" " I need to talk to you." " sorry." "Door's locked." "[door being forcefully opened]" "Now it's not locked." " she has a key?" " no, she has a foot." " what is going on?" " you just kicked my door open." " put the dog down and tell me" "About this cheerleader chick" "Who lives next door." " I'm not gonna put" "The dog down." " oh, aren't you?" " if you wanna meet" "The cheerleader," "She'll be back any minute" "To pick up her dog." " then I'll wait for her." " whatever you want." " okay, can we get back" "To writing the script now?" " yeah, let's get this done." " okay." "Boy's in the closet." "Face being eaten." "Mom walks in and..." " another video chat request?" " who is it now?" " someone named" "Lilóstephanie21." " who's she?" " I don't know." "Let me see." " hello." " Robbie!" " dude!" " oh, come on." " you created" "A fake screen name?" " well, you denied my real one." " but why lilóstephanie21?" " 'cause lilóstephanie1" "Through 20 were taken!" "What?" " you couldn't have picked" "A boy's name?" " says a lot, doesn't it?" " look, don't you guys agree" "That if a person says" "He'll see a movie with you" "On Sunday night," "He should honor that commitment" "And not just leave me hanging." " what happened to Robbie?" " my finger." " ah." " all passengers, please..." " move, move, move." " ah!" " it's back!" " will you stop wiggling" "Your butt in my friends' faces?" " guess who I just met" "In first class!" " who?" " Perez Hilton!" " shut up." " I swear!" "Row one seat b!" " oh, man, please tell me" "You didn't bother Perez Hilton." " I had to!" " trina." " do you realize" "How powerfule is in Hollywood?" "He can make me famous overnight!" " so you talked to him?" " I tried to," "But then he called" "The flight attendant" "Who called the sky marshal" "And then they escorted me" "Out of first class." " so why are you all smiley?" " I got his camera!" " why?" " 'cause tomorrow" "I'll email him," "Say I found his camera," "And he'll be so grateful" "When I give it back" "That he'll write about me" "In his blog and I'll be famous!" " what ever happened" "To getting famous" "By having some talent?" " talent has nothing to do" "With being famous." " oh, now who?" " somebody wants" "To join our chat." " it's probably Robbie again." " ugh." " what's the screen name?" " Mr. Skinny jeans." " that's sinjin." " hey guys." "I see you're video chatting." " what you need?" "'cause we're really kinda busy." " are you on a plane?" " yeah, I'm on a plane." " and they have wi-fi?" " no, sinjin." "I have the world's longest" "Internet cable" "Hanging out the window." " nuh-uh." "Airplane windows don't open." " hey, wait a minute." "Sinjin?" " hi, jade." " where did you get that lamp?" " at the lamp store." " it looks exactly like" "The lamp I have" "In my den at home." " oh." "Weird." " are you in my house?" "!" "Take your computer with you!" " please don't tell my mother." " all right," "We're not accepting" "Any more chat requests, okay?" " good." " agreed." " andre!" "Stop talking to yourself!" " grandma," "I'm not talking to myself." "I'm talking to tori and Beck." " that's a lie!" "They're not here!" " I know that." "I'm talking to them online." "See?" " hi, Mrs. Harris." " how you doing?" " I don't understand this!" " grandma." " ah!" "Grandma!" " aw, grandma!" "Just go sit down on your couch!" " it's just me, Mrs. Harris." " leave me alone!" " guess that just leaves" "You and me." " and me." " let's just get an f" "And be done with this." " oh, come on." "We can finish" "This script ourselves." " you really want to?" " sure." "Why don't we just try to-- [knock on door]" " oh." "Now what?" " is that your cheerleader" "Friend?" " come in." " yeah!" "Come in!" " hi, Beck." " hi, Allie." "Jade, this is" "My next door neighbor, Allie." "Allie, this is my girlfriend," "Jade." " nice to meet you." " hello, Allie." " thanks for taking care" "Of sparkles." " any time, kiddo." " your girlfriend's pretty." " I know." " bye." " see you." " wow, jade, looks like" "You got some competition there." " you gonna say you're sorry?" " you didn't tell me" "She was nine." " you didn't give me a chance." " oh, don't try" "To turn this around on me!" " hey." "Beck." " you love making me jealous." "You could've said she's nine." "I wouldn't have gotten" "Upset with you." " listen." "Can you guys fight later?" " stay out of this, tori!" " but I just need Beck" "To help me write-  oh." " now what are you gonna do?" " I am gonna finish writing" "This script myself." "We have 62 minutes" "Until we land, and I'm sure" "If I type really fast," "I can get this done-  you!" " Perez!" " oh, my God." "You're Perez Hilton!" " you took my camera!" " no, no I didn't!" " yes, you did." "It's in your hand!" " I'll give it back" "If you write about me!" " no!" "It doesn't work that way!" "Give me my camera!" " oh, come on!" " trina!" " you don't understand." " give me my camera!" " this is a big deal to me." "This is like something" "I've waited for my whole life." "No, no, no!" " oh, my God!" "Perez Hilton is on my lap!" "Perez Hilton is on my lap!" " can you invite me" "To your party." " no." "Stop it." " this is a really big" "Deal to me." " gimme my camera." "You're a freak." "You're crazy." " I love you, Perez." " trina!" "Stop harassing Perez Hilton!"