" Where's the fucking..." " I don't know!" "Where's the fucking money!" "Where's the fucking money!" "I don't know!" "Where is the fucking money!" "I don't know, I swear!" "I don't know!" "Breathe." "Come on, man..." "Come on." "Just don't go to sleep." "Don't go to sleep." "I never planned for it to be like this." "Some mistakes you can never take back." "A near-death experience can make you realize that life's a gift that can be taken at any time and you'll be forced with a decision to either go out gracefully or go out swinging." "For me, the choice was obvious, especially when there's something worth fighting for." "But let me take you back a day so you can fully understand why." "Okay, I got two plain with mushroom going to 1420 Dekalb and three pepperoni going to 325 Knickerbocker." "Who's taking 'em?" "That's me..." "Anthem." "But with an "I", not a" "I'm a pizza delivery boy with dreams of becoming a real estate mogul." "I mean, come on, man." "I'm not trying to deliver pizzas all my life." "There's nothing sexy about that." " Ronnie's taking 'em." " What?" "That's Ronnie, my best friend since I was four years old." "An aspiring architect, but for now, stuck in the same shit boat as me." "Nothing sexy about that either." "This is Tony's." "Located in Bushwick, Brooklyn." "This place has been my home since I was seven years old." "When my dad died, Tony took me in as one of his own." "Him and my dad were best friends." "Friendship?" "That means everything here." "How you gonna volunteer me for some shit you know I don't wanna do, man?" "Just so your lazy ass can sit there and eat tortellinis all day?" "What, 'cause you got me this job?" "Yeah, 'cause I got you the job here." "Is that how you're gonna talk to your best friend for over 15 years, huh?" "The one who used to bring you back in the dodge-ball game every time I caught the ball?" "Who used to beat the little kids in the sandbox with the plastic shovel every time they'd bully you." "Me..." "The sandbox, man." "That's how far we go back." "I would try to reverse the role on him, but he's actually the one who would beat the kids in the sandbox for me." "Shit, he's been looking out for me since day one." "Look at my little ass." "See, I always had to act and get into some type of trouble, whether I would find it or it would find me." "Did I say you could touch my scooter?" "I don't know." "Who told you you could touch it?" "Ronnie went through puberty real fast so he was a big kid." "He used to roll up to anybody messing with me and be like..." "What's up, motherfucker?" "Why you messing with my brother for?" "I'll slap the shit outta y'all." "They would back off real quick." "As we got older, he kind of stayed the same size and didn't get much bigger." "So that whole act didn't really work too much more." "But his mentality stayed the same." "Ronnie was one stubborn kid." "That was my girl." "Oh, what's up, mamacita?" "Hey, what's up, papicito?" "You know, you're so fly, I have to make a song about you, right?" "Oh yeah?" "Yeah, it goes a little something like this;" "♪ Hey yo Anthoni keep spanking me ♪" "♪ From the back like that don't pamper me ♪" "♪ And if your man finds out we gonna have to ride out ♪" "♪ Come to the crib Imma let you lie down ♪" "♪ After that chill...♪." "Hey, mack." "You made a song about my girl?" "Oh, that's your girl?" "Yo, Anthoni, I'm gonna beat the fucking lips off you, man." "You're doing none of the above." "Back up off my brother 'fore I beat the shi..." "You see what I mean by not working anymore?" "But that's Ronnie for you." "Who's the wing man Neanderthal looking bitches for you?" "Big ugly bitches just so you can get your rocks off." "Me." "You gonna talk to me like that in front of this... beautiful girl just trying to order some pizza?" " What's your name?" " Lisa." "Nah, I usually don't talk to him like this." "I'm actually quite the gentlemen." "See these waffles?" "I baked them." "Hey, enough..." "Deliver the pizza." "All right, Tony." "All right, man." "Tony." "Very cute." " "Deliver the pizzas!"" " G'head." " "Deliver the pizzas!"" " G'head." "Tony." "Why you always let those bookey motherfuckers take the money you work so hard for?" "You ask me if I have a choice in the matter." "You know those men they work for?" "Who?" " Lomatic." " Lomatic." "Now that's one evil, ruthless piece of shit right there." "A pure psychopath in every sense." "Over the years, he's managed to build an empire under him, extorting mom and pop shops in the area," "Tony's being one of them." "Anybody he felt threatened by, offended by, didn't pay up on time, he would just kill." "I mean, pure and simple." "You couldn't even fucking fart in this guy's presence without sustaining some type of injury." "I heard hundreds of foul stories about him." "Shit, I heard onetime, some pregnant chick didn't pay him on time and he ended up using her stomach as a footstool for a week." "Now this ain't your average neighborhood thug." "The word is he did a 15-year bit up north, got out and vowed to never be in an uncomfortable position again." "I guess the prison conditions really got to him, 'cause now he's the most comfortable gangster." "YOU'VE EVER SEEN." "I'm talking silk drawers, Tempur-Pedic mattress, 100% cotton bathrobe, custom suits..." "Shit, I heard one time he shot one of his own guys because he bought him the bed sheets with the wrong thread count." "That's how fucked up in the head he is." "But I mean, his signature, his MO, is burning people alive." "That's how you knew Lomatic was there." "Why, hello there." "Hi." "Got your pizza right here." "Thank you." "How much I owe you?" "Uh, it comes out to $15 and 35 minutes with me." "What?" "Here's a 20." "How much longer you gonna let me go on here, seriously?" "You only walked three blocks." "Yeah, well, why didn't you walk the three blocks then?" "And now I'm sitting here subtracting money off my tip and you standing there with your hand out." "You know what..." "Whatever." "Fine..." "You keep it." "You sure you don't need any help with that?" "Cut it up for you?" "Serve it to you on a plate?" "Maybe feed it to you like the queen of England?" "Pizza's finally here, baby?" " Yeah." " Good." "'Cause I am starving." "Hey." "Oh..." "So I take it you two don't like any sausage on your pizza, huh?" "Ew." "Wait, wait, wait." "I was always infatuated with you guys." "I always wondered how often do you, uh, clean the bean?" "What?" "You know." "Massage the vage." "What are you talking about?" "You know." "Tickle the twat." "Goddamn!" "Aren't you here at an odd time?" "That's Gia, my little sister." "When our dad died, I kind of took over the role model position." "My mom was barely home, working to pay the bills." "That's the life of a flight attendant for you." "So I pretty much raised her." "Well, me and rated-R television that is." "She's got quite a mouth on her, but she means everything to me." "Are you ever not in detention, huh?" "Even on the last day?" "I'm still waiting for the day you come out of school with the rest of the kids." "It's not my fault." "It's that bitch of a teacher Miss Barkley." "Watch it." "She's mean and her boobs sag all the way down to her stomach." "You can't talk like that about people." "That's why you keep getting detention in the first place." "Sorry, Anthoni." "Well, at least you finished the year with good grades." "High five for that." "You know, Tony's Pizzeria is only three blocks away." "So that's an extra three blocks I get to spend with my obnoxious little kid sister." "Shut up." "You shut up." " You shut up." " Big mouth." "Shut up, shut up, shut up." "Anyway, I gotta tell you about this last delivery, man." "Straight lesbians, man." "Hold on a second, though." "You talking about those real good-looking lesbians?" "Are you talking about the ones that wear the fitted hats and the Champion hoodies?" "No, I'm talking about the good-looking lesbians, man." "I'm talking about the ones where the two are walking in the street and you see them together..." "Hey!" "Stop fucking around." "I got the last two deliveries for the day." "Now, which one of you two procrastinating degenerates is taking this one?" "Hey..." "Ho." "Imma take this one, okay, my friend?" "I'm the best fucking pizza delivery guy you got over here." "You see that picture..." "Huh?" "I'm not employee of the month for no fucking reason." "You gimme the pizzas and I go get your money." "Hey... stop with that Italian mafia shit." "You know who you sound like?" "You sound like Scarface." "Okay, I reloaded!" "Go home after this." "I'm closing shop and I don't want to see your ugly mug here again today." "Okay?" "Okay..." "Relax." "I deliver the pizzas now." "Oh my God." "Now you just sound Chinese, man." " Taking Gia home today?" " Yeah, I'm gonna take her home." "I'll see you later." "Yeah, Uncle Ronnie!" "Don't you think that's the last thing you should be eating?" "Such a little prick mouth." "Yo, Anthoni..." "Let me get a slice." "You ain't getting no slice, little man." " Get out of here." " Come on..." "I'll give you my sister's phone number." "I don't want your sister's phone number..." "Get out of here." " Hook a brother up... come on." " I'm not hooking' you up with nothin', but I will bust your ass at ball right now." "You ready..." "You ready?" "You can't do nothing." "That's enough ball for you." "I'm outta here." "What's up, mamacita?" "Hey, what's up, papicito?" "Ain't nothing." "When you gonna let me come over, huh?" "So you can be like ♪Oh Anthoni keep spanking me ♪" "♪ From the back like that don't pamper me ♪" "♪ And if your man find out...♪." "Yo, Anthoni." "You holler at my girl?" "What the fuck..." "Again, man?" "Oh man." "Finally." "I been waiting forever for this." "My God." "Total comes to $14." "Oh, okay." "Hey, man..." "Let me ask you a question." "You ever call somebody, like on the third or fourth ring, you forgot who you were calling?" "But you gotta figure that shit out because if you don't, you look rude, right?" "'Cause you called them." "Yeah, that's happened to me." "$14, man." "Hold on, let me get the money." "Hey, man, let me ask you something." "You ever see a cockroach on the floor, right?" "You go to the next room to get that bug spray, you come back, that fucking thing is gone!" "Hey, that's happened to me too." "Hold up, this ain't enough money." "Hey, man..." "Look." "You ever standing in the urinal, right?" "And you pissing and then the guy next to you is pissing at the other urinal." "He asks you the time." "Would you give it to him?" "What?" "Nah, man." "I don't think I'd give it to him." "No." "I gave it to him." "You think that's gay?" "I don't know, man..." "That's on you." "That ain't gay, man." "Some-thing's wrong with you." "Oh yeah." "What the fuck?" "Fucking weirdo." "You never know the type of people you'll run into in Bushwick." "See, the thing about this neighborhood is that any given moment, a million things are happening." "In the same five minutes on the same damn block, you'll have some innocent kids playing with the fire hydrant or some girls playing patty cake." "Right on that comer, there will be a drug deal or somebody about to get killed." "Shit, if there was a street between good and evil, it'd be right here between a bodega and a barbershop." "So where's the good shit at?" "Money's in the bag." "I'll open the bag when I see the sugar." "Fuck that." "Where the white bitches?" "You couldn't come up with a better metaphor for cocaine?" "You said sugar." "Yo, they think we just called them white bitches." "No, no, no." "You don't to me, papa." "Did this motherfucker just say Bruce Willis?" "That's true." "Okay..." "In what movie?" ""The Sixth Sense"!" "Yeah..." "Well, he never had a gun pointed..." "Think about it." "Island." "I-land." "Where's the fucking "S" in that?" "It's silent." "I know you remember these two motherfuckers." "Pinky and Jamal." "Lomatic's main henchmen." "It's silent says who?" "Says who it's silent?" "Says the old English people in the 15th Century, that's who." "Well, them motherfuckers ain't around, are they?" "So I don't see why we have to keep their legacy of the silent "S" s." "Making shit complicated." "I You know you're fucked you know you're fucked I." "What about pseudonym?" "Word starts with a fucking." "Bet you can't spell that shit." "P-S-E-U..." "Holy shit." "Look at the fucking time." "They're still not back?" "Come on..." "Let's go." "Holy fuck." "What the fuck?" "Lomatic's gonna be pissed." "Anthoni." "I'm in a crazy game with Tommy right now." " What's up?" " Is Gia home safe?" "Yeah, pause it..." "Pause it." "Yeah." "Listen, you're not gonna believe this." "Our lives are about to change." "Tell me why." "I can't go over it on the phone." "Listen, I need you to come through to my crib now." "All right, man, but why can't you tell me over the phone?" "Just stop playing fucking videogames and get over here." "All right, cool." "All right..." "Peace." "Yo, what the fuck, man?" "I told you to pause the game." "That's Tommy, Ronnie's cousin." "He was also a good friend of mine." "We all grew up together back in the day, but he was always off studying or watching the History Channel while me and Ronnie was studying the bitches." "Yo, it was you who made the irresponsible decision to answer your phone during battle." "You don't see 'em answering the phone during "Saving Private Ryan"" "when they was storming the beaches at Normandy." "You wanna know why?" "'Cause they would have gotten their asses blown off." "Just like that." "Man, shut the fuck up." "What the fuck?" "Yep." "Yo, what'd you get into now, A?" "Just listen, all right?" "One of the rooms that I went to go deliver, the room right next to it had a fucking dead person's hand hanging out of it." "I opened the door, I see dead bodies, a bag of drugs and a bag of money." " I took the money." " All right, that was not good, A." "And you didn't leave nothing behind?" "You didn't leave no evidence, no fingerprints, you didn't leave anything behind?" "Nothing, man..." "I was like a fucking surgeon in there." "Man, I didn't leave nothing." "Well, how'd you know they were dead." "They were fucking bleeding, hunched over." "Dead, man." "Sometimes, A, a motherfucker could look dead, but he's really just bleeding." "And then with the guy's last little bit of consciousness, he sees you out the comer of his eye and then later on, the guy gets resuscitated and you know what he says?" "He says it was the skinny pizza boy." "Nobody was looking at me half-consciousness out of the comer of their eyes, all right?" "I saw their eyes." "Their eyes were lifeless, man." "There was nothing in them." "They were dead." "This is some heavy shit, man." "What am I supposed to do with this?" "This is some life-changing shit you just spring on me, man." "Oh, I'm sorry I sprung so much money onto your life." "What are we supposed to do from here?" "I'm very apologetic about that." "What do you mean?" "What can't we do from here, man?" "I could put myself through real estate school," "I can put you through architecture school." "I can put Gia through college." "You know, we can start up the company we was always talking about." " A and R Estates." " A and R Estates." "Come on, man..." "This is a new start for us." "Yeah, A, I mean, look." "I mean, the shit sounds great hypothetically." "But don't tell me that somebody's not looking for this money." "That's why we just gotta go about our regular routine, you know, still complaining about prices that rise, like, 50 cents or a dollar, like the Metrocard or gas or, you know, the Icee dude around the comer." "You know how he be trying to charge that extra quarter." "Don't even fucking get me started." "$1.25." "All right, yeah..." "Fucking guy." "I mean, eventually, A, somebody's gonna be asking where did you and me get money to start up a goddamn company." "That's why we go to school and get degrees, man." "People think degrees, they think money." "Legit money." "Look at that, man." "All right, but we gotta tell Tommy, though." "Yes, we will tell Tommy." "Together, okay?" "Tomorrow, take my shift." "I'm gonna meet you at your place." "We'll tell Tommy together." "Do not tell Tommy without me there." "You know Tommy..." "Don't even mention it." "I'm not..." "When have lever told anything?" "I'm not going to say nothing about anything." "Damn, yo." " I love you, bro." " Love you too, bro." "The world, man." "That's it, man." " Let me hold the money." " Uh." " I'll see you tomorrow, man." " All right..." "Tomorrow." " Tomorrow." " Imma see you tomorrow." " Stop here tomorrow, man." " All right." "Ha!" "I just hit 330 followers." "I'm a gangster, you're fucking Tweeting on a stakeout." "You're just mad 'cause you only got 19 followers." "'Cause I don't use it." "I only got it to read that crazy shit Charlie Sheen be writing." "Yeah, whatever." "You only got 19 fucking followers." "Shut up..." "Look." "Who the fuck is that?" "Come on, let's do this before anybody else comes over." " You ready for this, man?" " Yeah, man." "You're not gonna believe that shit that's happen to me." "No, no, no." "First I gotta tell you about the lesbian..." "Whoa, lesbians?" "Like the sexy ones or the ones with the fucking hairy armpits..." "Fuck the lesbians, man." " Listen." " That's what I'm trying to say." "We need to be trying to fuck the lesbians." "That's a wall men have been trying to penetrate for years now and you just want..." "Shut up..." "Please, shut up." "Okay..." "What I got to tell you is way more important... than some fucking lesbians..." "What the fuck?" "Who's that?" " Hello." " Shit." "Hello." "I know somebody who can help us get what we need to take this motherfucker out." "All right, let's do it." "Come pick me up." "I want it out." "All right." "So who's this guy again?" "The Persian gunman." "And how you know him?" "I don't know him know him, but Freddy told me about him." "Freddy who's locked up right now Freddy?" "I know, I know." "But it's the only opportunity we got." "It's not very reassuring." "There goes his car right there." "There you 90..." "Pull over right there." "I don't like this shit at all, man." "So." "You guys want to buy the good new guns, huh?" "Yeah, man..." "Let me see what you got." "Help yourself." "You mean to tell me that these are all new guns?" "Yes..." "Brand-new, untouched and in perfect condition." "Tommy, come with me for a second?" "I don't trust that motherfucker not one bit, man." "He's got the most untrustworthy face I've ever seen." "What are you talking about?" "That's his face..." "He's Persian." "Him being Persian's got nothing to do with it." "Look at that fucking face." "Come on, man." "We don't got no choice at this point." "Okay, which one you want to buy?" "We waste too much time here." "You make a choice now, okay?" "These guns look like they've all been used." "For all I know, they have a hundred bodies on them." "I get pulled over and take the rap for all of that?" "Fuck that." "No used..." "New." "You speak French?" "You buy now, okay?" "Yes..." "Brand-new." "Brand-new, huh?" "Then what the fuck is that red bloodstain right there then?" "It's nothing..." "That's a marker." "Red crayon." "My daughter's crayon from science project." "Science project, my ass..." "Man, fuck this." "I'm out of here with his untrustworthy face." " What?" " No." " No." " Yes." " No!" " Yes..." "Buy one, get one free." "Hell no." "Fuck no." "How you gonna wanna buy a gun with a fucking plaid button-up on, man?" "I'm tired of your button-ups..." "This shit is ridiculous." "Yeah, I do." "Read the police reports and said three bodies were found, but the nurse at Brooklyn Hospital called," "said that she saw three of them coming in." "The delivery boy didn't make it." "The other two are still alive." "Find them and have them meet me here." "Let them come on their own." "I don't want you guys seen taking them anywhere." "Might have made statements about you stupid motherfuckers already." "They're probably under surveillance." "I understand, boss." "I'm sick of this couch." "Get it out of here." "Cushions aren't comfortable." "They look cheap." "Suede looks worn." "I don't even like fucking on this couch no more." "Listen to me very carefully." "I want you to get me a new couch." "And on a comfort level of one to 10, it better be at least an eight." "Is that clear?" "Yes, boss." "What level of comfort does it have to be?" "An eight." "Good." "Don't you come back here with anything less than an eight." "There was only one man that I could think of that could hook me up that I trusted, so I had to go visit my boy Kyle at his new spot." "We used to chill all the time till he moved in with his girl who's got him pussywhipped to a level of jump-how-high kind of shit." "It's real funny because Kyle, he used to be a real gangster-type dude." "Always strapped and robbing people." "He did a three-year bid, got out, met this Valley girl that flipped him like a pancake." "I never seen anything like it." "It's amazing what some pussy can do to a man." "What's up, Kyle?" "Anthoni." "What's going on, brother?" "I been better." " How you been, man?" " Me?" "Oh man, I'm good." "I'm really good." "You know, Rose got me doing a job at tech support." "It pays all right, you know." "But I'm staying out of trouble." "No, baby, I'm the one that keeps you out of trouble, right?" "Yes..." "Yes you do." "Don't you forget that." "That's Rosemary." "We call her Rose even though this bitch is far from a flower." "She never really liked me." "I guess it's 'cause I never really liked her either." "Kept telling Kyle to man up, you know?" "Put the bitch in place every now and then." "Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if Kyle told her every time I did, you know." ""Well, Anthoni said I should be washing the dishes" ""all the time..." but whatever." "Hey, Anthoni." "What's up, Rose?" "You want to, uh, give us a minute?" "Sure." "Thanks." "Um, I heard what happened to Ronnie." "That's some fucked-up shit." "That's actually why I'm here." "I need you to hook me up with some heavy artillery." "For what?" "I'm gonna kill Lomatic." "What the fuck?" "Are you crazy, man?" "You're gonna need a tank and a fucking SWAT team to kill him." "Man, I heard he killed some guy for getting him the wrong shoe insert." "The guy got him the gels and he wanted the memory foam or some shit like that, man." "Guess he wasn't trying to be gelling'." "Don't get me wrong." "I want him dead just as much as you do, man, but there's only so much people like us can do." "Plus, I ain't touched a gun in years, man." "I doubt any of my old connects are still around." "Do you know that they had Ronnie killed right in front of me?" "Hm?" "Did you know that they made me watch helplessly while gasoline was dripping down my fucking face?" "Do you have any idea what that feels like, Kyle?" "'Cause I don't think you do." "Now, I'm not asking you, I'm telling you that I need some fucking guns." "Shit, man." "Shit, man..." "Let me see what I can do." "I just don't want to see another one of my boys die." "There's no choice in the matter now." "Take this and buy whatever you can with it." "Where'd you get this?" "Don't worry about where I got it, all right?" "Just get me some heavy shit." "Now where's the bathroom?" "Uh, it's down the hall to the left." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "Do you see the space?" "It's beautiful." "You can't be the only person responsible for bleaching this apartment, okay?" "So we're leaving it where, again?" "Where is that bleach going?" "It's going under the sink." "Under the sink..." "That's right." "Uh-huh." "Uh, excuse me." "Your bathroom really confuses me." "It would appear as if I, a man, am being prohibited to pee while standing" "and that I, a man, am being directed to pee sitting down." "Is that some kind of fucking joke?" "No." "The sign's correct." "There's no reason why you should pee standing up." "You can sit down." "Just like us." "No." "Men stand up and pee, okay?" "That's why we have fucking urinals." "Yeah, well, this isn't a fucking public restroom." "See, you guys, guys are so inconsiderate when living with a female that they leave the seat up and that's even if they're considerate enough to leave it up at all." "Most of the time, they just piss all over the seat, leaving it there for us to sit in." "Do you know what that's like?" "To sit in another person's piss?" "Well, not in this household." "Everybody here pees sitting down." "Okay?" "This is fucking blasphemy." "Kyle." "You're just going to sit there?" "You don't have anything to say about this?" "Yeah, Kyle, what do you have to say?" "It's comfortable." "I can't believe you, man." "I can't fucking believe..." "Yeah, well, believe it." "Now weren't you just leaving?" "I was just leaving." "But before I go, you know, you got some mascara you might want to wipe off right there." " Where?" " Right there." " Here?" " Yeah, right there." "Your eye." "Mm-hmm..." "And your cheek." "A little bit down there." "There you go." "Man up and pee, Kyle." "Bye, Anthoni." "Bye, you bitch." "Hey, excuse me." "Come here, man." "Sit down." "If you had to give this couch a comfort rating from one to 10, what would you give it?" "A 10." "I'll take it." "It's gotta be in here somewhere." "You can't hide 'em too much." "Aha." "Bang bang." "Hello?" "119 Menahan Street..." "First floor." "Be there at 3 p.m. on the dot." "Bring your friend or both of you end up like your cousin." "Who the fuck is this?" "119 Menahan Street." "First floor... 3 p.m." "So they didn't give a name or anything?" "No, B." "They just said to meet 'em here at three o'clock or we fucking dead." "So it's gotta be Lomatic's people." "Think so?" "All right, let me see the guns you got from your grandfather." "What the fuck are these?" "What are we supposed to do with these, shoot pigeons?" "Man, it's all I got." "It's better than nothing." "At last we can hide these in case we get patted down." "All right, give me mine..." "I'm gonna put mine in my shoe." "What are you doing?" "You can't put yours in your shoe too." " Why not?" " Because then we'll both be walking with the same retarded limp." "It's too obvious..." "Come on." "Hands up, motherfuckers." "Why you guys Walking so funny?" "I don't know." "Maybe you forgot about the time you tried to bum us alive, you know?" "Fuck us up, something like that?" "Take a seat, fellas." "Right here on this couch." "Now first off, I'd like to apologize for these fucking gorillas attempting to bum both of you alive." "Now I'm not sure you're privy as to why they use such extreme measures, but see," "I'm missing a substantial amount of money." "And your friend, who is no longer here with us... and again, I'm sorry... was a lead to my substantial amount of money." "Now you've seem to, uh, escape this unfortunate event." "And I just had to make sure that you wasn't so stupid as to alert any kind of authorities about this matter." "Do I make myself clear?" " Yes." " Yeah." "Good." "Now, gentlemen, let me ask you a question." "How do you like that couch you're sitting on?" " It's all right." " It's cool." "Cool." "Cool, huh?" "Hmm." "If you had to rate that couch you're sitting on on a comfort level from one to 10, how would you rate it?" "I don't know, I'd probably give it a..." "Ah, ah, ah, ah." "Now before you answer, sink into it." "Get a feel for the couch." "There you go." "Get a feel for the couch." "Now tell me what you think." "I'd probably give it like, a seven." "Seven-point-five." "Seven-point-five?" "Seven-point-five." "Yeah, whatever..." "I Now you're fucked I." "Seven-point-five." "I Now you're fucked I." "Seven-point-five, huh?" "Now I'm getting old, but my hearing is still keen." "Anthoni, I heard your primary inclination was to answer a SEVEN." "And, um..." "Tommy." "Good old Tommy over here convinced you to a seven-point-five, which would make it an average of a seven-point-two-five to be your final collective answer." "Correct?" "Yeah..." "I guess you could say that." "Hot damn!" "Right between the eyes." "You see that aim?" "Huh?" "Those trips to the shooting range pay off." "I told you at least an eight, motherfucker!" "An eight!" "I knew that shit wasn't no eight." "Now get rid of this piece of shit." "Go throw him in the river or something." "I don't want to see his ass anymore." "Why the fuck you got your hand in your pants." "Um." "My balls... got stuck to my thigh." "Oh." "I hate when that happens." "You guys can get the fuck out of here now." "All right, here we are." "But I don't wanna stay with Aunt Jane." "You got to, baby girl." "There's no choice in the matter." "But I wanna go with you." "You can't." "This is grown man's business." "Anthoni, why don't men like me?" "What are you talking about?" "First Dad left me, then Uncle Ronnie and now you." "They all loved you, Gia, and they left everybody, okay?" "And I love you especially." "I promise I'll be back to come get you when everything's safer." "You mean everything to me." "You promise?" "I pinky promise." "Don't be acting like a little bitch now." "Watch it, all right?" "I'm gonna come back to get you, Gia." "Sorry, Anthoni." "It's all right." "Kill that asshole, Anthoni." "Kill him good." "Now that Gia was safe, I could finally focus." "If Kyle couldn't come through for me," "I wouldn't be able to do shit against Lomatic." "I thought going back to the untrustworthy faced salesman, but I couldn't risk getting arrested with some dirty-ass guns before I could even make a move." "Plus..." "Oh man, that face." "I wouldn't even buy some beef jerky from someone with a face like that." "There are some things I just can't..." "Get out of the fucking street!" "All right, we can go now." "Go where..." "What are you talking about?" "Leave..." "I mean, you're here waiting for somebody worth waiting for." "I'm somebody worth waiting for." "So we can go now." "Get off the sidewalk." "I ain't waiting for you." "I'm waiting for somebody else and trust me, you do not want to see that somebody else." "Uh, you're right." "I don't want to see somebody else." "I'm looking at you right now." "Why would I want to see somebody else?" "What..." "You're right." "You don't know me." "So allow me to introduce myself." "My name's Anthoni with an "I", not a." "How you doing?" "Well, Anthoni, AKA somebody worth waiting for," "I'm doing fine." "You're doing fine, yes." "This I can see." "And your name is?" "And my name is Layla." "Well, it's a pleasure, but I don't want to waste too much more of our time before the somebody else you clearly don't want me to meet comes rolling up here, so, in that case," "why don't you just give me your number and then maybe next week, you actually will be waiting for me." "You must be crazy." "I'm not giving you my number." "I just met you like, two seconds ago." "And what makes you think rm going to give you my number anyway?" "Well, let's not exaggerate." "It was more like two minutes ago." "But, uh, I don't know." "I walked by, I saw you, you saw me, we linked eyes." "You know, we had this crazy instinctive attraction going on." "You know, everything moved in slow motion." "So instead of leaving it up to you to come initiate the conversation, I set it off so you should kind of be thanking me right now." "Oh, I should be thanking you?" "Yeah, you should be thanking me because deep inside, you're kinda happy I came to come talk to you." "Pssh..." "Whatever." "Whatever whatever, you're happy I came to come talk to you." "Yeah, you're just running game." "You're just running game, but you're happy I came to come talk to you." "Just give me your phone so you can shut up and leave me alone already." "Ringa ding..." "Who is it?" "Anthoni..." "With an "I", not a." "Yeah, you're crazy." "Here." "You better get out of here before you get me in trouble." "All right, Imma leave you alone, but that's just for now, though." "Just for now." "You mind telling me who the fuck that was you was just talking to?" "Nobody, baby." "Some guy trying to holler." "You know how it is." "Yeah." "I know how it is." "And I know you value your life too much to give motherfuckers the time of day." "Now don't get me wrong, I consider myself to have a fair amount of game, but I mean, damn, just two days went by and a few sext messages... yeah, that's right, sexting each other back and forth." "A couple LOLs and some smiley faces and next thing you know, she's inviting me over to her place." "Now this might be a distraction to my purpose, but I needed to relieve some stress." "And this was the opportunity to do it." "Hi." "So I'm gonna see you again soon, right?" "We'll see." "We'll see..." "Pssh." "What you always say." "What's your, um, let me get your profile page." "I'll add you." "I'm not giving you my profile." "You have a profile page and you're not gonna give it to me?" "Yeah." " We just had sex." " So?" "You'll let me into your sanctimonious vagina, but won't let on your public profile page?" "Yeah." "So I can tag your titties, but I can't tag your picture?" "Yeah." "You'll accept my fuck request but not my friend request?" "Enough, Anthoni." "Fine..." "Whatever." "I don't want it anyway." "I'm not even on the internet like that." "I could poke your pussy, I can't poke your profile page?" "Bye, Anthoni." "How many delivery boys you got working here, huh?" "One." "But you took care of that, didn't you?" "Jamal, Jamal." "Shit." "That's our boy." "Come on." "Come on..." "Come on." "Motherfucker." "Shit." "If Lomatic finds out, we're fucking dead." "We might as well have bought him a Velcro chair." "We got to find this motherfucking Anthoni." "Just look up his profile page." "That's how we killed our last three marks." "Yeah." "But I don't know his last name." "Come on..." "Come on." "Try looking it up with an "I" and not a." "Boom-Got it." "Searched him with an "I", not a "Y" and found the right guy." "High five." "Shit." "What the fuck?" "What do we have here?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "Anthoni." "With an not a." " You heard of him?" " No." "What the fuck are you busting my door down for?" "So you don't know him, huh?" "No." "Well, uh, his profile picture would beg to differ." "Now we haven't told Lomatic yet, so let's not make this difficult." "Looks like you've been tagged." "Don't you like being tagged, sweetie?" "Look at me." "Get off of me." "Hello." "Anthoni, they're on their way now." "Get the fuck out of there." "Who's on their way..." "What are you talking about?" "Lomatic..." "He sent Jamal and Pinky." "I had to tell them..." "They were going to kill me." "You did what?" "You dirty bitch." "I'm sorry!" "It's over, kid." "Motherfucker making me run and shit." "The next stop is Central Avenue." "Stand clear of the closing doors, please." "Now that was too close." "Luckily I had a friend who lived in the area I could crash at." "You know, reconstruct my whole battle plan." "His name was Hippy." "I barely see him from time to time, but we always kept in touch." "I met him at an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting." "Not that I had a problem." "I just went there 'cause the women were easy." "Beat going to the club any day." "I could never chill too long with Hippy, 'cause he had the attention span of a short little baby midget." "I mean, ADD to the max." "Couldn't even have a normal conversation without him drifting off 30 seconds into it, but I had no choice." "And I needed a place to stay." "Hippy, yo, what's up, man?" "Yo, you know Jamal and Pinky." "Lomatic's goons." "They found me..." "They found where I lived." "They busted in my door." "They were shooting at me." "I had to jump out of my fucking window, man." "That's crazy, man." "Tangerine?" "What..." "Why are you offering me tangerines right now?" "Antioxidants, man." "It helps relieve the stress." "All right, give me one." "Man, you won't believe the shit I just went through, Hippy." "I jumped from the fire escape onto the street." "I'm running as fast as I can, Pinky's fucking fast as hell." "I jumped over a fence." "You know what I ended up doing?" "I ended up jumping off of a roof on top of a fucking train, man." "On top of a train..." "Am I shot?" "Am I bleeding somewhere..." "I think I'm bleeding, man." "They must have shot me somewhere." "Am I bleeding?" "No, you look good, you look good." "I don't feel right." "You look... you look good, man." "It's that bitch Layla." "She set me up, man." "I got caught slipping." "Yo, you don't have no seeds in your tangerine?" "What'd you just ask me?" "Seeds." "You don't have no seeds." "I have like, five already." "I'm not even halfway done." "I'm over here telling you about this life-changing event and you're asking me about some fucking tangerine seeds?" "I just don't understand how you had no seeds in yours." "Not even one..." "And mine... is fucking filled with them." "You're gonna ask me about some fucking fruit right now?" "You didn't swallow them, did you?" "Did you swallow them?" "Yeah, Hippy." "Maybe I swallowed them." "Maybe I juggled them." "I don't know, maybe I'm thinking about how I almost got fucking killed." "Oh no, bro." "You shouldn't have swallowed them." "It's real bad for your stomach." "Diarrhea for like, 10 days." "Took a shit..." "Crazy." "You know what, Hippy, fuck you." "And fuck your tangerine seeds." "I'm out of here." " I'm taking this." " No, don't go." "No." "I haven't seen you in, like, 10 years." "To get some closure on what the fuck was going on," "I had to go see Ralpho." "He was the block wise man." "Anything going down in the neighborhood, he would know three days prior to it happening." "He was like the anchorman of the hood." "Only thing is that he couldn't speak a lick of English." "What is it with these tight jean wearing motherfuckers?" "Look at him." "He can't even get his wallet out of his pocket." "God forbid he fucks around and puts his keys in there." "He'll end up stabbing his own leg." "He probably had to lie on his back just to put them on." "He probably went to the store and said," ""Hey, what's the tightest fucking jeans" "I could possibly buy here?"" "He probably can't even walk up two steps at a time." "I mean, he probably..." "What the fuck?" "Situation." "Situation." "Anthoni!" "Fuck." "Yeah, the situation you're currently in is quite unsavory," " if I may say so myself." " What?" "Since when do you start speaking English?" " Eloquently." " You like that?" "Like that shit..." "Yeah, man, you know," "I've been incorporating a new vocabulary into my everyday speech pattern so I can sound smarter and shit, you know." "You keep doing that, Ralpho." "Anyway, I appreciate the heads up." "Situation." "I don't know what I can do anymore." "He knows where I live, he's turned out Layla." "He's got a price on my head." "I have no fucking weapons to defend myself with." "Get those fucking green beans out of here." "Hippy." "Who's that?" "Hippy." "Who is that?" "Who's what?" "Fucking idiot..." "Give me this." "Who is it?" "Yo, your Chinese accent sucks, man." "What's going on, man?" "What's up?" "You ain't gonna be needing that no more." "You don't watch movies or anything?" "No, I don't." "He never gave you up." "He did it for a reason." "The question you need to ask yourself is are you ready to die?" "Yes." "It's like a woman, all right?" "You gotta be gentle, all right?" "Not gonna blow your load, right?" "How is this like a woman?" "You want a little give here." "You want your shoulder pop up... don't fucking tell me to calm down." "See that?" "You know you're not in jail no more, right?" "I'm just saying." "You ready?" "One... yo, why are you talking to me so close?" " Are you ready?" " You were in jail too long." "Are you ready?" "You got a strong frame, man." "Are you ready to be killed?" "Yes." "I heard you can't even pee sitting down." "Yo, Ant, why you spreading my fucking business, man?" "That was between me and you." "I don't know why he telling jokes." "That shit ain't even funny." "Shut the fuck up." "Stop thinking about talking." "I don't want you to think about talking." "One, two, three." "Hello." "Anthoni, it's me." "What the fuck do you want?" "I know I messed up, okay?" "But I think I can help." "I think you've helped enough, you snitching bitch." "Listen." "I know Lomatic's place in and out." "I used to see him mostly on Thursdays." "Every night at around 9:30, one of his men would go next door and take a shit." "Nobody uses Lomatic's bathroom ever since he shot somebody for not flushing." "Now when this guy leaves, he's only gone for about 10 minutes and within that time, they leave the front door open for him." "He usually has three men posted at the entrance while he's in his steam room." "If you were gonna do something incredibly stupid, that would be the time to do it." "Why you telling me this?" "'Cause regardless of what you may think, I do care about you." "And I have a feeling you're going to do something crazy, so I figured this might help." "I could see the Empire State Building clearer than ever tonight." "It casts a shadow over me and everybody in this city, lit up the all-powerful green." "Money's what got me into this whole situation." "Now blood's the only thing that'll get me out." "Sometimes you gotta reach down and feel how big your balls really are." "My focus and mentality is stronger than ever, but it's all for the wrong reasons." "But sometimes a wrong is necessary for a greater good." "I should be scared, but for some reason," "I just don't give a fuck." "That motherfucker jumped from the roof on to the train car." "Fucking unbelievable." "Dumb motherfuckers." "If I ever catch that fucking pizza boy." "Oh shit." "What happened?" "I got shot." "How'd you get shot already?" "My leg." "I got a little carried away." "Nobody told you to run inside like James fucking Bond." "Yeah, man, what was that about?" "Take these motherfuckers out." "I'm going for Lomatic." "Karina's a bitch, ain't it, motherfucker?" "What's up?" "You just fucked up my whole vibe." "Sorry about that." " Oh, my ass!" "You gonna tum off my music too?" "That's low, man." "Real low." "How comfortable are you now, motherfucker?" "Huh?" "What's the comfort level on that, huh?" "You one dead motherfucker, you know that?" "I'm dead?" "Put it down." "Shoot this motherfucker." "You just fucking killed yourself." "He put a bullet in my asscheek." "Shoot this motherfucker." "Think about this for a minute." " He's got to die, okay?" " I'm bleeding out my ass!" "How long before he kills you?" "Shoot this motherfucker!" "For buying the wrong sheets, the wrong couch." " Hey!" " The wrong fucking slippers." "Shoot this motherfucker." "I did just buy this motherfucker some slippers, didn't I?" "Yo, fuck this." "Hey." "Hey!" "Hey!" "You dead too, motherfucker!" "You fat, greasy, com chip eating motherfucker!" "Look at you." "You ain't got it in you." "You ain't never killed anybody." "I can see it." "You're shaking, boy." "You look a little sweet around the edges." "Now put that shit down." "I ain't putting shit down." "Ain't nothing sweet over here." "It's just that my leg is fucking killing me right now." "And I worked so hard to get here." "And I'm so happy to kill you right now." "So happy." "Shit." "Shit." "Oh shit, you got him." "Yeah, how comfy is your couch now, motherfucker?" "That ain't the only thing I got." "Oh shit." "I You know you're fucked you know you're fucked I." "Oh shit." "Yo, I gotta get back to Rose." "I never been out this late." "From the rooftop on top of a fucking train, man." " On top of a train." " Tangerine?" "Action." "Hippy, you're not gonna believe the shit that just happened to me, man." "You know Pinky and Jamal, Lomatic's goons?" "It's like a fucking minefield of seeds." "Every time I fucking walk, there's one on my fucking foot." "They were going to kill me." "You did what?" "Sorry, Anthoni." "What the fuck was that, man?" "Round of applause?" "Everybody here pees sitting down, okay?" "All right." "I'll pee sitting down then." "Cut." "Vomit in the cup." "What the fuck is this?" "What is in here?" "MMs and some juice, as you requested." "Oh my God." "Bottle's in, bottle's in." "You guys are fucked up for real, man." "Guys, mics... come on." "Like, a million mics." "Guess he wasn't trying to be gelling'." "Uncross your legs." "I don't put my legs like that." "Guess he wasn't trying to be gelling'." "You're killing me, man." "Cut it, please." "Hey, motherfucker, hit me with your fingers, not with the fucking gun." "♪ SLI ♪" "♪ Brooklyn void Brooklyn noise ♪" "♪ Fucking with them Bushwick boys ♪" "♪ Right down there on Myrtle Ave ♪" "♪ Watch them police swerving past ♪" "♪ They said Slick ♪ heard you rap ♪" "♪ I do not respond to that ♪" "♪ I just keep it low-key as I grind out with the homies yeah ♪" "♪ All these rappers is talking like they was the ones ♪" "♪ Who provoking when they know they wasn't the culprit ♪" "♪ Trying to take credit for something ♪" "♪ With zero involvement ♪" "♪ Seems to be happening often ♪" "♪ Know you insulted 'cause your girlfriend meets Rollo ♪" "♪ She took it and shit engulfed it ♪" "♪ Bull bull bullshit then the bitch had the nerve ♪" "♪ To go on Facebook and then post it ♪" "♪ But I still by that hot dog stand ♪" "♪ Getting my hot dog with ketchup and mustard ♪" "♪ Laying on tracks when I do ♪" "♪ The look on they faces they truly disgusted ♪" "♪ Ironically that is a complement to me ♪" "♪ Directed and shot and produce my own movie ♪" "♪ And I also starred in talk about hard work ♪" "♪ Motherfucker don't get me started ♪" "♪ My girlfriend always mad at me 'cause I'm barely sleep ♪" "♪ Till the early morning I was runnin' on Brooklyn streets ♪" "♪ Making music and video recordings I" "♪ Busting my ass it ain't my time yet ♪" "♪ Still working on ways for my music to surface ♪" "♪ Four years I ain't signed yet ♪" "♪ But I believe it's all working to a larger purpose ♪" "♪ I just turned down a couple contracts ♪" "♪ Trying to play me like I don't know my math ♪" "♪ Or my self-worth I don't fail first ♪" "♪ Don't treat me like no jailbird ♪" "♪ Meanwhile in Bushwick the rent is raising ♪" "♪ Directly due to the gentrification ♪" "♪ They're telling you you need a new place to stay in ♪" "♪ And you have to pack up all your shit and take it ♪" "♪ And move to another hood where the same thing ♪" "♪ Gonna happen five years down the line ♪" "♪ These suckers they can't understand the grind ♪" "♪ I'm gonna tum your ass to a fan of mine ♪" "♪ Have you bumpin' slick that common sense ♪" "♪ That's miles away from that sucker shit ♪" "♪ Don't they love the French ♪" "♪ But they always trying to ask me this ♪" "♪ Now will I spit French ♪" "♪ Like clippers this shit just goes over they head ♪" "♪ And I still bust my ass ♪" "♪ Like the guy that be selling peeled oranges ♪" "♪ Out of the plastic bag on Morgan Ave ♪" "♪ Until then I am still rapping mad ♪" "♪ Brooklyn void Brooklyn noise ♪" "♪ Fucking with them Bushwick boys ♪" "♪ Bushwick boys ♪" "♪ Myrtle Ave Myrtle Ave ♪" "♪ Swerving past swerving past ♪"