"[THUNDER RUMBLING]" "[WOMAN CACKLING]" "FRED:" "Come on." "Split up." "SHAGGY:" "Hey, come on, Scoob." "SCOOBY:" "I'm right behind you, Shaggy." "[SHAGGY SCREAMS]" "Change of plans." "WOMAN:" "Stay out." "[GRUNTING]" "Time to unmask the person behind this mystery." " It's you?" " What?" "Like, it can't be." "MAN:" "Remember, people, just because this is the last day of class doesn't mean this test doesn't count." "Huh?" "No." "Yes." "Cowabunga." " Hot dog." " Hot dog." "GIRL 1:" "Let's dance." "Yeah." "[GIRL 2 WHISTLES]" "Uh, guys, what are you doing?" "I know you're excited the school year's over but our seasonal employment awaits." "Already?" "Like, I didn't even have time to get a tan." " Yeah." " Come on." "[CHEERING]" "Well, it sure is lucky that Daphne's uncle is opening his new country club this summer, hey, V?" "Indeed." "Without these summer jobs, we'd never able to pay back Old Man Frickert for the damage we did to his barn." "Say cheese." "[GIGGLES]" " What is he--?" " Oh, Scoob's got a new hobby." "Scrapbooking." " What happened to gardening?" " It didn't work out." "Everything he planted, he'd just dig right up." "VELMA:" "Hm." "Daphne said we should hit the road right after school." "Any sign of her or Fred?" "Uh-uh." "[VELMA GASPS]" " Like, huh?" "VELMA:" "Jinkies." "Ooh." "Perfect." "Well?" "I for one think we deserve an explanation." " Yeah." " Yes." "There's always been an undeniable chemistry between you two, but" "When did the transformative reaction finally occur?" "I guess it started that night at Old Man Frickert's." "Yeah." "Remember, Velma?" "We followed the trail of the vengeful scarecrow up into the hayloft." "This is impossible." "We'll never find anything in here." "Yes, if I wasn't so pun averse I might even say it's like looking for a needle in a haystack." "[MAN ROARS]" "MAN:" "Didn't scare you, did I?" "[VELMA  DAPHNE SCREAMING]" "Daphne." "Are you okay?" "I am now." "SHAGGY:" "Like, run!" " What is it, Shaggy?" " This one's gonna be a real barn burner." "FRED:" "Shaggy." "Look out!" "DAPHNE:" "And thus, we're stuck paying for a new barn." "Again, just for the record nowhere on those bales of hay did it say flammable." "SCOOBY:" "Yeah." " Anyway, that was also the night that Fred and I realized we were just meant to be." "It's a lovely story." "But I do feel obligated to raise one concern." "Whenever there's a shift in a relationship between two individuals within a group it inevitably has repercussions on the group as a whole." "SHAGGY:" "Oh, Velma, don't worry about that." "We're all way too mature to let that happen." " Right, Scoob?" " I know I am." "Punch buggy white." "Ouch." "Oh, good one, Scoob." "But it's a shame you didn't notice the punch buggy green." "Ow!" "[SHAGGY  SCOOBY GRUNTING]" " All right." " You know what?" "That is it." "I've had it." "You know, I will turn this van around." " Do I have to come back there?" "DAPHNE:" "Scooby-Doo get your tail out of my face." "DAPHNE:" "Fred, where are those directions I sent you to print out?" "Don't worry, we're not lost." "DAPHNE:" "Hm." "This sure doesn't look like my uncle's country club." "Oh." "Hey, look." "It's the S.S. Daphne." "DAPHNE:" "Ha, ha." "Oh, look." "Try stopping there, sweetie." "FRED:" "Whatever you say, dear." "VELMA:" "Oh, how quaint." "Hm." "Hello?" "Anybody home?" "Like, yikes." "Maybe we ought to just find our own way to your uncle's country club." "Zoinks!" "Country club?" "You're going to the country club?" "Yes, we have summer jobs there." "No, you must turn back." "You must leave while you still can." " Leave?" "Why would we wanna leave?" " They were fools to build there." "I tried to warn them but they thought I was just some crazy hag." "You?" "Heh." "No." "But mark my words, the lake monster will return." "The lake monster will return." "[WHIMPERING]" " Did you get directions?" " Uh...." " Not exactly." "SHAGGY:" "Oh, yes, we did." "Make a U-turn and head straight back to Coolsville." "There's a monster at the lake, guys." "A monster." " A monster?" " Mm-hm." "Would you be referring to the lake monster of Erie Pointe?" "You know, I didn't catch his name." " All I heard was "monster." VELMA:" "No, look." "It says here for hundreds of years there have been sightings of hideous creatures said to live at the bottom of the lake." "I get it, it's one of those things like Bigfoot or the Loch Ness monster." "Oh, no, it's worse than we thought." "No, Shaggy, I think what Fred means is that it's just a legend." "You know, lots of small towns make them up." "They're good for tourism." "Oh." "Oh, sure, you know, come for the scenery stay for the certain death." "[THUD]" "Come on, guys." "Let's just get going or we're gonna be late." "Uh, Fred?" " We still don't know how to get there." " Mm-hm." "Actually, yes, we do." "[SHAGGY SIGHS]" " No." " Yes." "FRED:" "Pretty swank, Daph." "DAPHNE:" "Yeah, looks like my uncle really outdid himself this time." "Thanks, Shaggy." "[LAUGHS]" " Is that my favorite niece?" " Uncle Thorny." "Wow." "Thank you again, uncle." "I don't know what we would've done without these summer jobs." "Yeah." "And, again, just for the record it's a well-known fact that scarecrows are afraid of fire" "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "Gang, I'd like you to meet Thorton Blake IV." "Fifth, actually." "Uncle Thorny, this is the gang." "This is Shaggy." " Hi." " Hi." " Fred." " Oh." "DAPHNE:" "Velma." " Pleasure." " And-- SCOOBY:" "Scooby-Doo." "Nice to meet you, Uncle Thorny." "Smile." "[SCOOBY GIGGLES]" "Well, I'm sure glad to have you all on board this summer." "Grab your stuff, get settled, and park that thing in the back." "Oh." "You're gonna need to get a good night's sleep." "Your shifts start at 6 a.m. sharp." "There's a 6 a.m.?" "[SIGHS]" "And that one." "It's my makeup." "[SHAGGY GRUNTING]" " Shaggy, need a hand?" " No, thanks, Fred." "I got it." "It just takes a little elbow grease." "[GASPING]" "Shaggy." "Shaggy, are you all right?" "Like, I am now." "Shaggy." "Yes, Velma?" "I don't know how much longer I can hold you." " Hey, Scoob?" " Huh?" " Can I talk to you man-to-man?" " Uh...." "Sort of." "I think I might have just had a hayloft moment with Velma." "Do you think it's possible that--?" "I don't know, that she and I are meant to be?" "[LAUGHING]" "Yeah." "Thanks for the support, pal." "I'll remember this come flea season." "[PUFFING]" "[CONTINUES LAUGHING]" "[TREE BRANCHES RUSTLE]" "Getting much better distance on those woods, sir." "Hey, Fred, can I talk to you man-to-man?" "Sort of." "Well, you and Daphne, is that something you recommend?" "What do you mean?" "Well, you know, going from having you know, a girl friend to a girlfriend." "Heh, heh." "I don't know if I'd really call Daphne my girlfriend, Shags." "You know, it's more casual than that." "We're just, um...." " We're hanging out." " Hanging out?" "No, Fred is totally my boyfriend." "Really?" "I always thought football players liked to, well..." " ...play the field." " Pfft." "Me too." "I never thought Fred would be the relationship type, but he totally is." "I'm just not the relationship type." "I'm a football player, we like to, uh, play the field." "Anyhow, it's summer, Shaggy." "Oh, yeah, summer." "Totally." "Because who'd want a girlfriend during daylight-savings time?" "Good guess, but what I'm saying is summer's a time you just wanna have fun." "Not get so serious." "Daphne's cool, she feels the same way." "It's totally getting serious." "Fred's cool, he feels the same way." "Well, it certainly sounds like you two are perfectly in sync." "Yeah." " Exactly." " Exactly." "[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]" "[YAWNS]" "SHAGGY:" "Hey, Scoob." " How was the first dog day of summer?" " Relaxing." "Glad to hear it, boy." "Now, come on, let's go get some" "Oh, hello, Velma." " How was your day?" " Fine, I guess." "Oh, really?" "Like, mine was fine too." "It's crazy how much we have in common, huh?" "Oh, boy." "So, guys, my uncle invited us to the opening night reception." " What do you say?" " Awesome." " How about a dip in the pool first?" "DAPHNE:" "Sounds great." "Oh, like, that sounds like a real rager." "What do you think, V?" "Perhaps I'll rendezvous with everyone later." "Since we arrived, I've been eager to survey the indigenous flora and fauna." "Oh, hey." "Wait up." "So you say there's both flora and fauna out there, huh?" "When was the last time you heard those two things in the same sentence?" "[BELCHES]" "Shaggy, did you know Lake Erie is the warmest and most biologically productive of the Great Lakes?" "Not to mention the eleventh largest lake in the world." "[METAL DETECTOR BEEPING]" "SHAGGY:" "Oh, wow." "I could listen to you talk like that for hours." "Are you really interested in this stuff, Shaggy?" "I've never known you to be, well, intellectually curious." "Oh, I'm curious about a lot of things, Velma." "Like...." "Like people and relationships and relationships between people." "Hey." "[GRUNTING]" "Hey, Shaggy, you're gonna love this factoid." "Lake Erie has been gradually rising over the last few hundred years." "That means beneath all of these rock formations there are miles of underwater caves." " Get out of town." " No, really." "You can tell by the variegated sedimentary striations." "Oh, would you look at that." "I've never seen irrigated rudimentary claymations like that before." "Hey, Velma, yesterday at the van...." "Uh...." "Jinkies." "Look at this, Shaggy." "I think it might actually be a moonstone." "They're very rare." "You know, the Native Americans believed they held this mystical connection with the moon, thereby the name." "Look at how it glows." "It's beautiful, isn't it?" "It sure is." "Almost as beautiful as your eyes." " Oh, Shaggy." " Oh, Velma." "Oh, Shaggy, I think I'm gonna be sick." " What?" "Oh, Velma, are you all right?" " I'm fine." "I just feel really nauseous all of a sudden." "SHAGGY:" "Like, you better sit down." " Here, let me help." " No, it's okay." "I'm just gonna go back to the room and lie down for a little while." "Oh, okay." "I think she likes me." "Oy vay." "[PIANO PLAYING]" "THORNY:" "Well, I'll catch you out there on the links, huh?" "Oh." "Senator." "I'm so glad you could make it." "Oh, how could I ever say no to my biggest contributor?" " How about a photograph?" " Yes." " Good thing I dressed up, hey, Scoob?" "SCOOBY:" "Yeah." "Hey, Shagg, Scoob." "Where's Velma?" "Oh." "Uh, heh." "Uh, she got sick all of a sudden." "But it was totally natural causes and not revulsion at the very thought of me." "Okay." " Hey, Scoob, check out the buffet." " Ooh." "Now, if you don't mind, one from my best side." "One more." "This will be good in my scrapbook." "Perfect." "Like, who ordered the pea soup?" "THORNY:" "Sorry, everyone." "I'm sure it's just a little minor glitch with one of our generators." "I'll just" "[GROWLING]" "What the heck is that?" "[GASPING]" " Fred?" " I don't know either, Daph." "[WOMAN SCREAMS]" "[ROARING]" "SCOOBY:" "Lake monster." "Excuse me, I don't recall having seen your name on the guest list." "[SCREAMING]" "[PHOTOGRAPHER SCREAMS]" "That thing can't be real, can it?" "I don't know, but I'm not getting close enough to find out." "Hi." "[ROARS]" "THORNY:" "No, please." "Please, everyone I'm sure there's a logical explanation as to what's going on." "We'll just tidy up the tent and, you know, we'll just continue the party." "Everyone" " Oh, senator, senator." "MAN:" "Give me the keys, I'll get it myself." "WOMAN:" "Just go without him." "My goodness." "Why do I have the feeling I missed something rather significant?" "It was the lake monster." "The lake monster of Erie Pointe." "It was horrifying, terrifying, scariest thing I've ever seen in my life." "On a more personal note, how are you feeling, Velma?" " Did you just say the lake monster?" " Yeah." "You can't be serious." "Oh, my guests sure seemed to think it was serious." "Look at this, not even day one and half of them have canceled their memberships." "If somebody doesn't figure out what's going on here quickly it's gonna be a very short summer for all of us." "Guys, we have to do something." "We can't afford to lose these jobs." "Oh, no." "No, no, no." " You guys thinking what I'm thinking?" " No." " Come on." " Guys, please, don't" "[SIGHS]" "Here we go again." "Uncle Thorny." "We just wanna let you know not to worry." "Not only did you hire summer help you also hired the best supernatural detectives in the tristate area." " I did?" " That's right." "And I know just where to start too." "With Elmer Uggins, the person who's taken the only known photo of the lake monster." "FRED:" "Heh." "Would you look at that." "Our first suspect just happens to be the keeper of a creepy old lighthouse." "You know, just once I wish we found a mystery that started in a cheery futon showroom." "What?" "Futons offer far more support than traditional mattresses." "[FOGHORN BLOWS]" "Well, looks like the light's on but nobody's home." "Isn't this the part when we normally split up and search for clues?" "I'll go with Velma." "Ha." "Come on." "It'll be fun." "Okay." "Come on, Daph." "[SHAGGY SNIFFING]" "Oh, Velma, what is that sweet fragrance you're wearing?" "Bug and tick repellent." "[MOSQUITO BUZZING]" "Well, it certainly isn't repelling me." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "It sure is a lovely night, huh?" "I've always enjoyed strolling beneath a full moon." "Werewolves notwithstanding, of course." "I too enjoy walking by the light of the silvery moon." "[CHUCKLES]" "Heh, heh, heh." "Yeah, that's a good one." "Wait, where's the funny?" " Oh. "By the Light of the Silvery Moon"?" " Yeah." "It's just an old vaudevillian ditty." "But I must confess, I do have a soft spot for it." "Like, wait, I think I do know that one." " [SINGING] By the light CHORUS:" "Not the dark, but the light" " Of the silvery moon CHORUS:" "Not the sun, but the moon" " I wanna spoon CHORUS:" "Not broom, but spoon" "To my honey I'll croon love's tune" " Honeymoon" " Honeymoon, honeymoon" " Keep a-shining in June" " Keep a-shining in June" "Your silvery beams Will bring love's dreams" "We'll be cuddling soon" "By the light of the silvery" "CHORUS:" "Moon SHAGGY:" "Moon" "[RECORD SCRATCHING]" "ALL [SINGING]:" "Act one, scene new" "Act two Me, you" "Let's go New tune" " By the light" " Not the dark, but the light" " Of the silvery moon" " Not the sun, but the moon" " I wanna spoon" " Not broom, but spoon" " To my honey I'll croon" " Croon!" "Five, six" " By the moon" " By the moon, by the moon" " Keep it shining in June" " Keep it shining in June" "Your silvery beams Will bring love's dreams" " We'll be cuddling soon" " We'll be cuddling soon" "By the silvery moon" "Hey, Fred, you don't think Shaggy could have a crush on Velma, do you?" "Not unless she turned into a steaming bowl of chili cheese fries." "[CHUCKLES]" " Why?" " I don't know, it's just he's been acting really goofy lately." "Even for Shaggy." "And he's been following Velma around like a puppy dog." "Actually, that would explain why he's been asking me all those questions about dating." "But I guess he didn't take my advice." "Advice?" "Wait, Fred, what advice?" "[CREATURE GROWLING]" "Um, Velma, that wasn't what I thought it was, was it?" "I don't know." "Did you surmise that it was a heretofore unclassified amphibious humanoid?" "No." "I thought it was a lake monster!" "Zoinks!" "Fred?" "Exactly what advice did you give Shaggy about dating?" "What?" "Oh, you know, just that it's summertime and we're not really" "[CREATURE ROARS]" "Come on." "Go, go, go!" "SHAGGY:" "It's the lake monster!" "Save me." "MONSTER:" "Ow!" "My ankle." "What?" "UGGINS:" "Hey." "Mr. Uggins, I presume?" "Call me Elmer." "Hi, kids." "So you've never actually seen the monster?" "I was just using the legend to make a quick buck." "Made some postcards sold them to the local tourist traps." " Mm?" " No." " No." " Thanks." "Hey, what can I say?" "You know, lighthouse keeping ain't exactly a growth industry." "[CHUCKLING]" "Ahem." "Anyway when I heard about all the hoopla down at the country club tonight I figured it might be a good time to dust off old green-eyes over there and take some new shots." "[IMITATING CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]" "But listen, kids if this thing's really back, you best leave now while you still can." "Come on, you don't really believe the monster's real, do you?" "It's probably some prankster with a better costume." "Maybe it is and maybe it ain't." "But one thing's for sure the legend is a truly terrible tale." "It all goes back to the very beginnings of town." "When the first settlers arrived in these parts they was confronted by an old woman who was said to live in a cave by the lake." "Grubwort was her name." "Wanda Grubwort." "She claimed all the land around the lake belonged to her and told the settlers that if they didn't turn back they would pay the price." "But them early pioneers was not about to be turned away so easily so they settled in and forgot all about her warning." "But Wanda Grubwort did not forget." "And one day, she fulfilled her dark oath." "Using her magical staff she cast a spell upon an innocent creature of the lake transforming it into a hideous beast." "Once Grubwort had her monstrous slave she loosed it upon the villagers." "And then?" "What happened next?" "Well, it's said the settlers eventually overcame Grubwort tried her for witchery and burned her at the stake." "Like I said you best leave now while you still can." "I'm sorry, Mr. Uggins, but we just don't give up that easy." "He obviously wasn't in my sophomore geometry class." "[UGGINS GRUNTS]" "SHAGGY:" "Mr. Shaggy Dinkley." "It's like the angels are singing it." " Mister" " Hey, Shagg." "What you doing?" "Oh!" "Um" " Nothing." "Doctor says I need more linen in my diet." "Okay." "So, have you seen Fred?" "He's out on the" "Out on the green, putting with some girls." "Girls?" "FRED:" "Now, just remember to follow through." "GIRL 1:" "Follow through." "Hey." "GIRL 1:" "Thanks." "FRED:" "Okay, guys, I'm out of here." " Okay, I'll see you guys later." " Bye." "GIRL 2:" "Bye, Fred." "FRED:" "Bye now." "Hey, Daph." " What's up, Shags?" " Hey, Fred." "What?" "Hey, um can I ask your advice about something?" "Sure." "Well, I...." "See, I have this friend, okay?" "His name's, um, Scruffy." "Yeah, Scruffy." "They call him that because he has a goatee." "No, that would be too obvious." "Anyway, so this friend of mine, who doesn't have a goatee or a dog definitely doesn't have a dog either he has this crush on this girl he sometimes solves mysteries with." "No, no." "That's a dead giveaway." " Let me start over." "So" " Shaggy." "It's okay." "We know you like Velma." "[SCOFFS]" "Oh." "Oh, what?" "Oh, I don't know what you guys are talking about." "I definitely do not like" " Velma." "You are not gonna believe what I found in the security footage." "Come on." "After you watch this, I think you'll all be saying "jinkies."" "Hey, the security camera caught the attack." "Yep." "And they caught something else too." "Looks like we have two pranksters on our hands." "Jinkies." " Told you." " Freeze it." "If you zoom in right here, we can see who's inside that cloak." "SHAGGY:" "Oh, look, it's coming into focus." "[SHAGGY SCREAMS]" "What happened?" "Like, that spooky figure must be using some sort of magic to prevent us from seeing its face." "I'm afraid the explanation is slightly less supernatural than that, Shaggy." "I accidentally knocked over my green tea and short-circuited the hard drive." " Oh." " That's okay, Velma." "You know, I'm sure we'll find another piece of critical evidence." " Right, guys?" " Yeah, for sure." " It's groovy." "FRED:" "Don't worry." "I know this is highly uncharacteristic behavior." "I'm really sorry, guys." "I'll tender my resignation from the group if you wish." " What?" " What?" "DAPHNE:" "Velma." " Come on." "Velma." "Like, hold on, V." "Don't beat yourself up about this." "You just pulled a Shaggy, that's all." "I do it all the time." "Thanks, Shaggy, but there's really no excuse." "Maybe reading a little Sylvia Plath will buoy my spirits." "Hey, I...." "I still think you're wonderful." "Shaggy, that was so nice." "That's exactly how you should be if you're really serious about Velma." "Oh." "Oh, what?" "Oh, what do you mean?" "I do not" "All right, I admit it." "I like Velma." "I'm my friend." "I'm Scruffy." "But what am I gonna do?" "You know, I don't know what I'm supposed to say to her." "Let me help you out, Shags." "You gotta be confident, smooth." " Girls like guys" " Don't listen to him." "He has no idea what girls like." "See, what girls like is to feel special." "To feel like they're the only one on a guy's mind." "Yeah, I know that." "But listen, what you wanna do" "Well, if you know that, then why don't you try it sometime?" "What's with you?" "Why are you acting weird?" " How exactly am I act--?" " Like, you know what?" "Forget I even asked." "I'll just figure this out for myself." "Besides, if I ever get Velma to like me, I want it to be real not some loosey-goosey thing like you guys have." "Fred, did you say something to Shaggy about us having a "loosey-goosey" relationship?" "What?" "Oh, no, no." "I just told him how we're casual." "You know, how it's summer and we're just hanging out." "I mean, that is what we're doing, right?" "Yes, Fred." "That is exactly what we're doing." "I'm just so glad that we're on the same page." "Well, she's not the president of the drama club for nothing." "I like you, Velma Dinkley." "So, what do you say?" " Will you go on a date with me?" " Sorry, not my type." "Like, come on, Scoob." "Forget Velma." "Time for a midnight snack." "SHAGGY:" "A what?" " A midnight snack." "You know, a couple of sandwiches, a rack of ribs, pepperoni?" " What?" " Oh, just follow me." "Whew." "Just my luck." "I've got a talking dog and I can't understand a word he says." "SHAGGY:" "Mm, mm, mm." "Sandwich, look out." "[SNIFFS THEN SIGHS]" "Is that Eau de' Dinkley I detect?" "Shaggy?" "Shaggy?" "Hey, what about my midnight snack?" "[GROWLS]" "Huh." "DAPHNE:" "Nice shot." "Mine." "[MAN GRUNTS AND DAPHNE SHRIEKS]" "Velma?" "Where is she?" "[TWIG CRACKS]" "[SIGHS]" "Oh, Velma, is that you?" "[ROARS]" "[SCREAMS]" "Oh, hi, Fred." "Is something wrong?" "SHAGGY:" "Help!" " Help, help!" " Come on." " Shaggy." " Aah!" " What's wrong?" " Oh." "Oh, you know, nothing." "I just thought I'd work on my blood-curdling scream." "What the heck do you think is wrong?" "It's the lake monster." "Whoa!" "That's it, time to unmask this prankster once and for all." "[GRUNTING]" "Come on, help me with this mask." "Fred, I don't think this thing is a mask." "Ew!" "Gross." "FRED:" "Keep moving." "This thing keeps getting the jump on us." "It can't jump in two directions." "Come on, split up." "Like, why did he have to pick me?" "In gym class, I'm always the last one picked." "Huh." "Heh." "Oh, zoinks." "[ROARING]" "SCOOBY:" "I'll save you, Shaggy." "SHAGGY:" "Like, thanks, buddy." "I thought that giant mutant frog was gonna make me croak." "[SHAGGY GIGGLES]" "Oh, boy, I wish I could enjoy that one." "Oh, heh." "Oh." "You did it, boy." "Oh, what a friend." "What a pal." "What a sand trap." "[BOTH SCREAMING]" "Oh, boy, Scoob." "I owe you one, buddy." "If it wasn't for you, I would" "Hey, would you look at that?" " It's one of those moonstones." " Yeah." "Velma loves these things almost as much I love deep-fried" "Well, anything." "Huh." "Groovy." "Huh?" "Hmph." "Velma, Velma, Velma." "Pfft." "Hey, come on, I think the coast is clear." "This doesn't make sense." "There's no such thing as a lake monster." "Tell that to the thing that just threw up an aquarium." "So now do you wanna tell me who those guys were?" "Not now, Fred." "[MONSTER GROWLING]" "Oh, that was worse than my date with Herbie Zimmer." "Totally, I" " Wait, you went on a date with Herbie Zi--?" "[MONSTER SCREAMING]" "WOMAN:" "Creature." "What are you doing?" "You're supposed to be searching." "With all the bedlam you've raised tonight we'll have to stop early." "Return to the lake." "I'll summon you when it's safe to resume our search." "[DAPHNE SIGHS]" " That was close." " Yeah." "Hey." "Not bad." "[SIGHS]" "Uncle Thorny." "That thing came back." "Oh, you think?" "Canceled memberships and now all this damage." "I hate to say it, I may have no choice but to shut this place down and go back to my life as an international playboy." "SHAGGY:" "Hey, guys." "Shaggy, you're okay." "Well, yeah, I am, but has anyone seen Velma?" "Before the monster attacked, she was out here, I know it." "Oh, no." "Oh, you don't think the lake monster got to her, do you?" "I've seen monster movies, I know how this works." "[ROARS THEN SCREAMS]" "Shaggy, Shaggy." "Calm down, okay?" " We're gonna find her." " Yeah." " Let's go." "SHAGGY:" "Okay." "FRED:" "Velma!" "DAPHNE:" "Velma!" "Velma?" "Where are you?" " Velma!" " Velma!" "Hey, guys, I found her." " Oh, no." "She's dead." " Oh!" "Oh, she looks so peaceful." "Oh, I can't look." "[GROANS]" "Uh...." "Guys?" " What's going on?" " Oh, it's a miracle." "FRED:" "What happened to you last night, Velma?" "I don't know." "I couldn't sleep, so I went for a walk by the lake." "But then that fog rolled in and...." "Well, I must have gotten lost." "I sat down to wait until it lifted and I must have fallen asleep." "Don't you ever do that to us again, you hear?" "You had us all worried so-- What are those?" " They kind of look like warts." " Warts?" "Egads." "Oh, no." "I'm sure it's just some kind of urushiol-induced dermatitis." " Oh." " Yeah." "Anyway, what's going on?" "You missed another attack." "Come on, we'll get you cleaned up..." " ...and we'll fill you in." "VELMA:" "Another attack?" "Anybody else hungry?" "I know I am." "Shocking." "Mm." "Ooh." "So you think the monster's real and someone's using it to dig up something on the grounds?" "Yeah." "Problem is, we don't have a single clue about who's using it." "Yes, we do." "The mysterious figure had a streak of purple paint on its cloak." " So?" " So remember the boat that we passed on the way up here?" "Shaggy called it the S.S. Daphne." "It was being painted the exact same color." "I'd be willing to bet that whoever's behind this has been on that boat." "All right, gang, we know what we have to do." "After our shifts tonight, we'll head to the docks and we'll check it out." "No." "No." "I'm not going until I do what I've been trying to do since we first got here." "Um, Velma, I learned something today." "Life is like a chocolate soufflé." "And if you wait too long to dig in, it could just collapse on you." "So anyway, what I'm trying to say is Velma Dinkley, will you go on a date with me?" " Heh." "A date?" " Yeah." "Shaggy." "Are you serious?" "I've never been more serious about anything in my entire life." "Except maybe dinosaurs, but that was a long time ago." "Shaggy, that's very sweet of you but we're right in the middle of an investigation." "Well, like, I think Fred and Daphne can handle it." "They probably wanna spend some quality time together anyway, right?" " No, not really." " I'm good." "I don't know, Shaggy." "SHAGGY:" "Oh." "Like" " Like, yeah, that's" "I mean, that's fine." "I" "If I were you, I probably wouldn't wanna go on a date with a goofy guy like me either so...." "Hold on." "Shaggy, you know what?" "I will go on a date with you tonight." "Oh, really?" " You mean it?" " Sure." "Why not?" "Yes." "Pick you up around 7." "[GRUNTS]" "Seven o'clock." "Slippery." "[PIANO CRASHES]" " Ouch." "SHAGGY:" "I'm okay." "Oh, curse this mop top." "I can't do anything with it." "Okay, Scoob, how do I look?" "Ah." "Handsome as a devil." "What about me?" "Oh." "Um...." "Like, as dapper as a Dalmatian..." " ...but where are you headed, buddy?" " With you." "Where else?" "Oh, um, heh." "Um...." "You know, buddy I'm gonna have to fly solo on this one tonight." " Solo?" " Yeah, you know, like you're just gonna have to do your own thing, you know what I mean?" "My own thing?" "But, Shaggy" "Thanks for understanding, Scoob." "[SIGHS]" "I'll see you later, pal." "Goodbye, Shaggy." "[CRYING]" "[SHAGGY WHIMPERING]" "Who's the best puppy in the whole wide world?" "[CONTINUES WHIMPERING]" "No." "No more rolling over." " Ready?" " Yeah." "Good." "So who were they?" "Who were who?" "Oh, ho." "Are you still wondering about those boys I was playing tennis with?" "They were nobody, Fred." "Just some caddies I met." "Why?" "You're not jealous, are you?" "Jealous?" "No, no." "I'm not jealous." "No way." "I don't get jealous." "Yeah, right." "[SNIFFING]" " Good evening, Norville." " Heh." "[CHUCKLES]" "Shaggy." "Aren't you gonna say anything?" "I like corn dogs." " Thanks, Shaggy." " Yeah." "Thank you." "Oh." "Ahem." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "Well, it looks like we got the whole place to ourselves." "Yes, unfortunately, that only emphasizes the urgency of our investigation." " Sure we shouldn't check with Fred--?" " Oh, come on, V." "Like, just try to put those frontal lobes on the back burner tonight, okay?" "Okay, Shaggy." "I must admit, I do have a hard time letting myself relax." "Especially recently." "Ever since we've been here, I just haven't felt like myself." "Well, whoever you are, I like it." "Thanks, Shaggy." "Oh." "Um...." "Now, come on, I want this night to be perfect." "[SCREAMS]" "Velma." "VELMA:" "My glasses." "Here, let me help you up." "Are you okay?" "I'm sorry, I" "I don't know what came over me." "Oh, here." "Here you go." " Thanks." " Yeah." "Oh, boy." "Here, let me get you some water." "Garçon, water, please." "[SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "[LAUGHING]" "[HUMMING]" "[SCOOBY BELCHES]" "[SCOOBY SPEAKING IN FRENCH]" "Oh, whoops." "I seem to have dropped my fork." "Here, help me find it, waiter." "Scooby-Doo, what are you doing?" "Waiting tables." "Fresh ground pepper?" "Scooby, get out of here, buddy." "You're gonna ruin everything." "No." "Okay, but would you do it for a Scooby snack?" "I can't be bought." "Hmph." "Now, you listen, Scoob I'm the master and I command you to go back to your room and quit being such a bad dog." "Puppy loving...." "[SCOOBY MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY]" "Bad dog?" "Huh." "I'll show you a bad dog." "[LAUGHS THEN GROWLS]" "No, Shaggy, don't." "The waiter will bring" "[SCREAMS]" "Would you care to hear our specials?" "Scooby-Doo?" "Is that you?" "I didn't invite him." "He just showed up and tried to sabotage everything and" " And" " Is that what I think it is?" "Oh, uh, heh." "Yeah, that was supposed to be a surprise." "I found it in a sand trap last night." "It's one of those moonstones, right?" "Yes." "I was gonna give it to you when I walked you back to your room tonight, but...." "It's beautiful." "Excuse me, I have to go now." "Wait, what?" "Well, Velma" "This is all your fault, Scooby-Doo." "You ruined everything." "No, I didn't." "[SCOOBY GROWLS]" "DAPHNE:" "There it is, the purple boat." "FRED:" "She." "There she is." "A boat is a she, like a girl." "But not one who goes around playing tennis with every boy boat in the harbor." "That cloaked figure was definitely here." "All hands on deck." "Fred, look." " Ladies first." " Mm-mm." "Fine." "Looks like a bunch of old newspapers." "DAPHNE:" "I'll say." "FRED:" "Huh." "Hey, these are about that witch from Uggins' story, Wanda Grubwort." "DAPHNE:" "Evil staff?" " Yeah, remember?" "Didn't Elmer say an ancient staff was the source of her black magic?" "DAPHNE:" "Hey, look at this one." "That must be what the monster's doing, looking for the source of her powers." "The problem is we still don't know who's controlling it." "Wait a second, maybe we do." "Wanda Grubwort had children." "She could still have descendants living in town." "Maybe one got angry when your uncle built on their land and decided to get revenge." "What was that?" "It's locked." "Hello!" "Help." "Help." "DAPHNE:" "Anyone out there?" "Let us out." "Help." "Help." "Is anyone out there?" "Oh, great." "If we don't get this open, we'll be stuck here all night." "[RUMBLING]" "That might be the least of our worries." " Hello!" " Is anyone out there?" "Help!" " Help, help!" "DAPHNE:" "We need to get out." "FRED:" "Help, anybody." "DAPHNE:" "Anyone!" "FRED:" "Help, anybody!" " Help, get us out!" "FRED:" "Help, help, anybody!" " Help, help." " We're stuck, it's filling." "Fred, you need to do something." "We're gonna drown." "I have an idea." "Why don't we call those guys you were playing tennis with?" " I knew it, you are jealous." " Yeah, maybe I am." " Good, that was the point." " You were just lying to make me jealous?" "Yes, I'm trying to pay you back for playing golf with those floozies." "Flooz--?" "Oh, that was different." "How?" "How was that any different?" "I don't know, they were" " It just was." "All right, you know what, Fred?" "If I'm gonna die, I don't want to die dating a jerk." "Yeah, well, if I'm gonna die, I don't want to die dating a sneaky manipulative, game-playing...." "You see that?" "I saved us." "That's lovely, but we're still broken up." "What?" "Good." "[MUTTERING]" "Like, what happened to you guys?" "What happened?" "We broke up, that's what happened." "Yeah, best decision I ever made too." "Did you just say best decision you ever made?" "That's funny, because I broke up with you." "[BOTH CHUCKLE]" "What?" "You did not." " Guys?" "DAPHNE:" "I did so." "Guys." "That's a real bummer and all, but I kind of meant, why are you wet?" "Oh, that." "Well, let's just say we almost got in over our heads." "But we figured out that Wanda Grubwort's descendant might be trying to reconstruct her magical staff." "Hey, how'd it go with Velma?" "Yeah." "Ask my waiter." "DAPHNE:" "Grubek, Grubel, Guzzak." "No Grubwort." "Huh." "Would you look at that." "What a crazy coincidence." "What's that, Shags?" "Oh." "Remember that creepy general store we stopped at on the way in?" "It was called Trowburgs." "Well, if you spell Trowburg backwards you get Grubwort." "What are the odds, huh?" "Excuse me, you are on my side of the room." "[SHAGGY  SCOOBY GULP]" "[THUNDER CRASHING]" "There." "Shaggy, Scooby, go around back." " I'm not going with him." " I'm not going with him." " You think I want to go with you?" "SHAGGY:" "Seriously" "SCOOBY:" "I'm not going with Shaggy." "FRED:" "Enough." " Guys, let's just go." " Go." " Surprise." "WOMAN:" "Oh, no." "[WOMAN CACKLING]" "Come on." "Hey, wait for me." "In here." "SCOOBY:" "This way." "The other way." "[SHAGGY SCREAMING]" "No." "FRED:" "Come on." "SHAGGY:" "No, please." "Please." " Now can we split up?" " Ugh." "SHAGGY:" "Hey, come on, Scoob." " I'm right behind you, Shaggy." "[SHAGGY SCREAMS]" "Change of plans." "WOMAN:" "And stay out." "Time to unmask the person behind this mystery." " It's you?" " What?" "Like, it can't be." "Velma?" "[IN DISTORTED VOICE] Oh, you fools." "I'm not Velma." "[DAPHNE SCREAMS]" "Daphne." "I don't want to hurt you, Velma." "Oh, but I do want to hurt you, pretty boy." "Sorry, Velma." "[GRUNTING]" "Velma." "What's going on?" "Why are you doing this?" "Our date wasn't that bad, was it?" "Why?" "To make them pay, to make them all pay." "Now, that I've rebuilt my staff, no one can stop me." "[COUGHING]" "Well, there's another mystery solved, huh, gang?" "I got it." "Okay." "What in the world is going on?" "Why is Velma doing this?" "Oh, no." "You don't think my passions drove her mad, do you?" "I'm sure there's something bigger than that going on." "I'll say." "Your friend has been possessed by the spirit of the witch Wanda Grubwort." "Oh, great, my first love and she's turned into an evil witch." "Join the club." "Yeah." "Hee, hee, hee." "It was that staff." "[IMITATES EXPLOSION]" "She must have found the pieces that have been buried all these many years." "Like, by any chance did moonstones play any part in this?" "As soon as your friend touched one of those rocks the spirit of my evil ancestor took hold of her and compelled her to find the rest." "SCOOBY:" "For you, old lady." " Oh." "So it's been Velma the entire time?" "Like, zoinks." "It's been right under our noses." "The evil spirit must have first taken hold of her when we found that stone by the lake." "And those creepy warts, it was like she was actually turning into a witch." "Being burned at the stake would make me pretty freaked out at the sight of fire too." "And I bet she intentionally shorted out the security console because she knew we'd see her face." "I can't believe we missed it." "I guess we were all too wrapped up in our own little dramas to catch the really big one going on." "[SIGHS]" "So now that she has her powers back, what's Wanda Grubwort going to do?" "I fear that what she seeks is the revenge that has eluded her all these years." "Who cares about what she wants." "We gotta save Velma." "Do you have any idea where she would have gone?" "Oh, probably to the caves where she lived." "The caves?" "But what about the irrigated rudimentary claymations?" "The what?" "The entrances to the caves, they're all underwater." "How would we get in?" "You're in luck." "I rent scuba gear." "I'll give you a good deal too." "Smile." "Zoinks." "FRED:" "Lights." "Uh-oh." "VELMA [IN DISTORTED VOICE]:" "Ah." "You've been a faithful servant." "And now I think you deserve some playmates." "[BELLOWS]" "She's making more of those things." "VELMA:" "Rise, my slithering slaves." "Rise and serve your new master." "[GROWLING]" "[GASPS]" "Finally, we'll make them pay." "Make them rue the day they set foot on our land." "Those things are gonna attack everyone in town." " We have to do something." " What can we do?" "Hey, Fred, I know this is usually your department, but do you mind--?" " If you've got a plan, Shaggy, go for it." " Okay." "Velma Dacey Dinkley, you stop that this instant." "I told you, Velma doesn't live here anymore." "That was your big idea, Shags?" "Creatures, change of plans." "Get them." "SCOOBY:" "Hold still." "Thank you." "Aah!" "Velma." "Velma, I know you're still in there." "I know you can hear me." "Okay, like, maybe you can't." "DAPHNE:" "This is like biology class except this time the frogs are gonna dissect us." "Like, come on, V. You gotta listen to me." "You're stronger than this thing inside of you." "You're stronger and you're smarter and you're cuter." " [IN NORMAL VOICE] I am?" " That's right, V." "I think everything about you is cute." "Like the way your pleated skirt ruffles when you run from ghosts." "How" " And even" "Even how you lose your glasses at the most inopportune moments." "Yeah." "Yeah, as a matter of fact, that might be the cutest thing of all." "Shaggy?" " Help me." " Yeah." "Yeah, listen, V. You gotta fight this old witch." " Okay." " Okay?" "Shaggy, I'll try." "I'll try." "[IN DISTORTED VOICE] No, you won't." "[SHAGGY SCREAMING]" "Well, at least now I can finally say I've been picked up by a girl." "See you, froggies." "FRED:" "Run, run." "That ought to hold them for a while." "Come on." "Knock me down all you want, Wanda Grubwort but I'm not gonna let a couple of stupid moonstones take my friend away." "Oh, wait, moon." "Oh, that's it." "[SINGING] By the light of the silvery moon" "What is it?" "What are you--?" "By the light" "[IN NORMAL VOICE] Not the dark but the light" "Of the silvery moon" "Not the sun, but the moon" "I want to spoon" "[IN DISTORTED VOICE] No, you're mine." " To my honey I'll croon love's tune - [IN NORMAL VOICE] Croon love's tune" " Oh, by the light of the silvery" " Light of the silvery" "VELMA:" "Moon WANDA:" "Oh!" "[GROANING]" "It's a dead end." "I'm sorry, Daph." "I really was a jerk." "I'm sorry too, Fred." "I never should've tried to make you jealous." "[MONSTERS ROARING]" "Get out of me, Wanda Grubwort." "[WANDA SCREAMING]" "Nothing can stop me now." "Come." "SCOOBY:" "Not so fast." "What?" "No." "Say goodbye, wicked witch." "No, no." "Revenge was in my grasp." "And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids and your rotten dog." "[GIGGLES]" "Oh, no." "No." "[SCREAMS]" "[MONSTERS SLITHERING]" "[FROGS CROAKING]" "Shaggy did it." "Come on." "VELMA:" "Shaggy?" "Is it over?" "I think so, V." "Those things you said to me." "Did you really mean all of that?" "Of course I did." "I've been trying to say it ever since we got here." "Just kiss her already." "Oh, well, I" "Shaggy, just kiss me already." "SHAGGY:" "Well, um...." "That was, uh...." "Yeah." "You know, I don't know too much about chemistry." "I do, Shaggy." "And, well, there just wasn't any." "Yeah, I...." "You know, maybe we're just better off being friends." "You know what?" "Maybe we all are." "Yeah." "Phew." "THORNY:" "Well, kids, with the creature gone, we have a ton of new applications." "Maybe more than we can handle." " And it's all thanks to you guys." " Aw." "Oh, that reminds me." "FRED:" "What?" " Something to show my appreciation." " Ten thousand dollars?" " Uncle Thorny." " Oh." " Aw." "By the way, I took the liberty to set up an appointment with my attorney for you to discuss incorporating." "Thought that might help with your future liability issues." " Yeah." " Oh, man." " Shall we go play around?" "SHAGGY:" "This is gonna be amazing, guys." " So insane." " Hey, you guys, I've got it." "We can be Mystery Incorporated." " I love it." " I can totally dig that." "Hey, Scooby, get a picture." "[LAUGHS]" "FRED:" "Everybody say, "Mystery Inc."" "ALL:" "Mystery Inc." " Oh, my goodness." " Guys, group hug." " Okay." " Okay, all right." "VELMA:" "Okay, Shaggy." "DAPHNE:" "Shaggy." "VELMA:" "Shaggy." "FRED:" "Okay...." "All right." "We'll celebrate." "All right." "Bye, guys." "Not the hair, man." "Not the hair." "[SIGHS]" "[WHIMPERING]" "[GRUNTING]" "Don't worry, Scoob." "No matter what happens, I'll always be here for you." "Oh, Shaggy." "[SINGING] When danger used to come around" "I would fall right to the ground" "It's true" "But now that I can see your face" "Well, I can stand up to anything" "And how I cherish the times" "When the sun shines on the two of us" "But I don't mind going through" "The bad times Just as long as they're with you" "Well, I can be scared with you" "I can be alone with you" "As long as I have your hand To hold onto" "I can be scared with you" "[CHORUS HUMMING]" "I can be scared with you" "Oh, I can be scared As long as I'm with you" "I can do anything" "I can do anything" "As long as I'm with you" "[DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]" "[SINGING] I can be scared with you" "I can be alone with you" "I can be scared with you" "As long as I'm with you" "My name is Shaggy I like to eat" "Main man Scooby But he got four feet" "Me and my homeys solve mysteries Through cartoons, movies" "And tons of DVDs" "As old school goes, we're genuine We've been kicking it since 1969" "But Mystery Inc. is far from through" "Because there's always more adventures Starring me Scooby-Doo" "Scooby-Dooby-Doo."