"summer:" "Bye,mom!" "Bye ,dad !" "morty:" "Drivecarefully!" "rick:" "Havefun,you two ." "morty:" "Drivecarefully!" "rick:" "Havefun,you two ." "beth:" "Yes,we willhaveas rick:" "Havefun,you two ." "beth:" "Yes,we willhaveas much fun as possible on our... beth:" "Yes,we willhaveas much fun as possible on our..." "Titanic -themed getaway." "Much fun as possible on our..." "Titanic -themed getaway." "jerry:" "Let'slosethe 'tude," "Titanic -themed getaway." "jerry:" "Let'slosethe 'tude, please." "jerry:" "Let'slosethe 'tude, please." "It's supposed to be romantic." "Please." "It's supposed to be romantic." "beth:" "Speakingof disasters," "It's supposed to be romantic." "beth:" "Speakingof disasters, dad, we are leaving you in beth:" "Speakingof disasters, dad, we are leaving you in charge, here." "Dad, we are leaving you in charge, here." "rick:" "I know,c-canwewrap" "Charge, here." "rick:" "I know,c-canwewrap  this up?" "rick:" "I know,c-canwewrap  this up?" "Morty and I [burps] have some" "This up?" "Morty and I [burps] have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing" "Morty and I [burps] have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage." "Synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage." "beth:" "Hey,don'tblowmeoff." "In the garage." "beth:" "Hey,don'tblowmeoff." "I am drawing a line, okay?" "beth:" "Hey,don'tblowmeoff." "I am drawing a line, okay?" "Any damage to this house or" "I am drawing a line, okay?" "Any damage to this house or these children when we get back," "Any damage to this house or these children when we get back, and..." "N-no more adventures with" "These children when we get back, and..." "N-no more adventures with morty." "And..." "N-no more adventures with morty." "morty:" "Aw,geez,rick." "Morty." "morty:" "Aw,geez,rick." "If my mom's the one who's saying morty:" "Aw,geez,rick." "If my mom's the one who's saying it, then you know it's pretty" "If my mom's the one who's saying it, then you know it's pretty serious this time." "It, then you know it's pretty serious this time." "both:" "That'sright." "Serious this time." "both:" "That'sright." "jerry:" "Wait." "What?" "both:" "That'sright." "jerry:" "Wait." "What?" "rick:" "Listen,youhavemy jerry:" "Wait." "What?" "rick:" "Listen,youhavemy word as a caregiver, rick:" "Listen,youhavemy word as a caregiver, everything's gonna be fine." "Word as a caregiver, everything's gonna be fine." "And if not, like you say, no" "Everything's gonna be fine." "And if not, like you say, no more adventures or whatever." "And if not, like you say, no more adventures or whatever." "It's like that old song "blomp" "More adventures or whatever." "It's like that old song "blomp blomp-a noop noop a-noop noop" "It's like that old song "blomp blomp-a noop noop a-noop noop noop."" "Blomp-a noop noop a-noop noop noop." y-you guys know that song?" "Noop." y-you guys know that song?" "From tiny rogerts?" "Y-you guys know that song?" "From tiny rogerts?" "You never heard of it?" "From tiny rogerts?" "You never heard of it?" "You know, the black effeminate" "You never heard of it?" "You know, the black effeminate guy from the '50s?" "You know, the black effeminate guy from the '50s?" "No-nobody?" "Guy from the '50s?" "No-nobody?" "A-all right, whatever." "No-nobody?" "A-all right, whatever." "Look, who cares?" "A-all right, whatever." "Look, who cares?" "Just go on your stupid trip." "Look, who cares?" "Just go on your stupid trip." "jerry:" "Notonethingoutof" "Just go on your stupid trip." "jerry:" "Notonethingoutof place." "jerry:" "Notonethingoutof place." "[ engine turns over ]" "Place." "[ engine turns over ] not a single thing." "[ bubbling, crackling ] summer:" "Well,we 'repastthe  point of no return." "I'm going to have a party." "I found jello." "Can you sneak your mom's vodka?" "Yes, she does." "Can you sneak your mom's vodka?" "Yes, she does." "I saw it in your laundry room." "Yes, she does." "I saw it in your laundry room." "Listen, you can't both be in" "I saw it in your laundry room." "Listen, you can't both be in denial about it." "Listen, you can't both be in denial about it." "Okay, bye." "Denial about it." "Okay, bye." "morty:" "Summer,youcan 't" "Okay, bye." "morty:" "Summer,youcan 't throw a party!" "morty:" "Summer,youcan 't throw a party!" "Remember what mom said?" "Throw a party!" "Remember what mom said?" "summer:" "Yeah,if anything" "Remember what mom said?" "summer:" "Yeah,if anything gets messed up, you and summer:" "Yeah,if anything gets messed up, you and grandpa rick get punished." "Gets messed up, you and grandpa rick get punished." "I'm only a human being, morty." "Grandpa rick get punished." "I'm only a human being, morty." "morty:" "Rick,tellsummershe" "I'm only a human being, morty." "morty:" "Rick,tellsummershe can't have a party!" "morty:" "Rick,tellsummershe can't have a party!" "rick:" "Uh,summer,you can 't" "Can't have a party!" "rick:" "Uh,summer,you can 't have a party." "rick:" "Uh,summer,you can 't have a party." "summer:[ scoffs]" "Have a party." "summer:[ scoffs] rick:" "Because[burps]I'm  summer:[ scoffs] rick:" "Because[burps]I'm  having a party, b-I-I-I-itch!" "rick:" "Because[burps]I'm  having a party, b-I-I-I-itch!" "morty:" "Oh,what?" "!" "Having a party, b-I-I-I-itch!" "morty:" "Oh,what?" "!" "Rick, you can't!" "morty:" "Oh,what?" "!" "Rick, you can't!" "summer:" "Whatdo youmean" "Rick, you can't!" "summer:" "Whatdo youmean you're having a party?" "summer:" "Whatdo youmean you're having a party?" "Are some glip glops from the" "You're having a party?" "Are some glip glops from the third dimension going to come" "Are some glip glops from the third dimension going to come over and play cards or" "Third dimension going to come over and play cards or something?" "Over and play cards or something?" "rick:" glipglop?"" "Something?" "rick:" glipglop?" you're lucky a traflorkian rick:" glipglop?" you're lucky a traflorkian doesn't hear you say that." "You're lucky a traflorkian doesn't hear you say that." "summer:" "Isthatliketheir" "Doesn't hear you say that." "summer:" "Isthatliketheir n-word?" "summer:" "Isthatliketheir n-word?" "rick:" "It'slikethe n-word" "N-word?" "rick:" "It'slikethe n-word and the c-word had a baby and it rick:" "It'slikethe n-word and the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words" "And the c-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for jews." "Was raised by all the bad words for jews." "morty:" "Listen,Ithinkthe" "For jews." "morty:" "Listen,Ithinkthe three of us could just, you morty:" "Listen,Ithinkthe three of us could just, you know, have a nice time, like" "Three of us could just, you know, have a nice time, like just hanging out, and, you know," "Know, have a nice time, like just hanging out, and, you know, doing a little bonding and " "Just hanging out, and, you know, doing a little bonding and -- summer:" "Screwthat." "Doing a little bonding and -- summer:" "Screwthat." "This is my chance to gain some summer:" "Screwthat." "This is my chance to gain some footing with the cool kids." "This is my chance to gain some footing with the cool kids." "rick:" "That'swhyyou party?" "Footing with the cool kids." "rick:" "That'swhyyou party?" "Boy, you really are 17." "rick:" "That'swhyyou party?" "Boy, you really are 17." "summer:" "Whydo youparty?" "Boy, you really are 17." "summer:" "Whydo youparty?" "rick:" "Toget[burps] summer:" "Whydo youparty?" "rick:" "Toget[burps] wr-wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, rick:" "Toget[burps] wr-wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, son!" "Wr-wriggedy wriggedy wrecked, son!" "summer:" "Justkeepyoursci-fi" "Son!" "summer:" "Justkeepyoursci-fi friends away from my awesome summer:" "Justkeepyoursci-fi friends away from my awesome ones." "Friends away from my awesome ones." "rick:" "Yeah,andyou keepyour" "Ones." "rick:" "Yeah,andyou keepyour  awesome friends away from my rick:" "Yeah,andyou keepyour  awesome friends away from my canapes." "Awesome friends away from my canapes." "afterdinner,titanic2will" "Canapes." "afterdinner,titanic2will  attach to the rail system near afterdinner,titanic2will  attach to the rail system near our replica iceberg, and the" "Attach to the rail system near our replica iceberg, and the hydraulics encased in these" "Our replica iceberg, and the hydraulics encased in these tubes will execute a controlled" "Hydraulics encased in these tubes will execute a controlled sink into the icy depths." "Tubes will execute a controlled sink into the icy depths." "jerry:" "A railsystemseems" "Sink into the icy depths." "jerry:" "A railsystemseems archaic for an attraction this jerry:" "A railsystemseems archaic for an attraction this impressive." "Archaic for an attraction this impressive." "Are you sure the ship will sink?" "Impressive." "Are you sure the ship will sink?" "Icanassureyou the ship" "Are you sure the ship will sink?" "Icanassureyou the ship will sink, as it has a thousand" "Icanassureyou the ship will sink, as it has a thousand times before." "Will sink, as it has a thousand times before." "It is un-unsinkable." "Times before." "It is un-unsinkable." "ooh!" "It is un-unsinkable." "ooh!" "jerry:" "Look,it 'stheline ooh!" "jerry:" "Look,it 'stheline for the bow!" "jerry:" "Look,it 'stheline for the bow!" "beth:" "Jerry,I'dlovetojust" "For the bow!" "beth:" "Jerry,I'dlovetojust kick back with a margarita and beth:" "Jerry,I'dlovetojust kick back with a margarita and read." "Kick back with a margarita and read." "Do you mind if I skip the whole" "Read." "Do you mind if I skip the whole "king of the world" bit?" "Do you mind if I skip the whole "king of the world" bit?" "jerry:" "Well,it 'snotthe" ""king of the world" bit?" "jerry:" "Well,it 'snotthe  "king of the world" bit." "jerry:" "Well,it 'snotthe  "king of the world" bit." "That's jack and fabrizio." ""king of the world" bit." "That's jack and fabrizio." "This is where rose says, "I'm" "That's jack and fabrizio." "This is where rose says, "I'm flying, jack!"" "This is where rose says, "I'm flying, jack!" but whatever." "Flying, jack!" but whatever." "I can be the only one to do it" "But whatever." "I can be the only one to do it alone." "I can be the only one to do it alone." "beth:" "Well,whatabouther?" "Alone." "beth:" "Well,whatabouther?" "Excuse me, ma'am." "beth:" "Well,whatabouther?" "Excuse me, ma'am." "Would you like to take my place" "Excuse me, ma'am." "Would you like to take my place in line?" "Would you like to take my place in line?" "I,uh" " Icouldgetinto" "In line?" "I,uh" " Icouldgetinto trouble." "I,uh" " Icouldgetinto trouble." "beth:" "Wewon'ttell." "Trouble." "beth:" "Wewon'ttell." "jerry:" "So... beth:" "Wewon'ttell." "jerry:" "So..." "You're a titanic fanatic?" "jerry:" "So..." "You're a titanic fanatic?" "oh,yes." "You're a titanic fanatic?" "oh,yes." "I've worked here since it oh,yes." "I've worked here since it opened, but I've never been able" "I've worked here since it opened, but I've never been able to participate." "Opened, but I've never been able to participate." "jerry:" "Happyto help..." "Rose." "To participate." "jerry:" "Happyto help..." "Rose." "[giggles] jerry:" "Happyto help..." "Rose." "[giggles] Ilovewatchingbukkake." "[giggles] Ilovewatchingbukkake." "I mean, like, I don't know if I" "Ilovewatchingbukkake." "I mean, like, I don't know if I personally would ever do it..." "I mean, like, I don't know if I personally would ever do it..." "summer:" "Brad!" "Hey!" "Personally would ever do it..." "summer:" "Brad!" "Hey!" "yo." "summer:" "Brad!" "Hey!" "yo." "bradishere!" "yo." "bradishere!" "Quick, make my hair look drunk." "bradishere!" "Quick, make my hair look drunk." "checkitout." "Quick, make my hair look drunk." "checkitout." "Tammy's already drunk." "checkitout." "Tammy's already drunk." "Cool." "Tammy's already drunk." "Cool." "thebeaconwasactivated." "Cool." "thebeaconwasactivated." "Who is in danger?" "thebeaconwasactivated." "Who is in danger?" "summer:" "Ugh!" "Grandpa!" "Who is in danger?" "summer:" "Ugh!" "Grandpa!" "rick:" "Birdperson!" "summer:" "Ugh!" "Grandpa!" "rick:" "Birdperson!" "Iampleasedthereisno  rick:" "Birdperson!" "Iampleasedthereisno  emergency." "Iampleasedthereisno  emergency." "rick:" "Oh,there'san" "Emergency." "rick:" "Oh,there'san emergency, all right." "rick:" "Oh,there'san emergency, all right." "A [bleep] emergency!" "Emergency, all right." "A [bleep] emergency!" "When's the last time you got" "A [bleep] emergency!" "When's the last time you got laid, 'pers?" "When's the last time you got laid, 'pers?" "ithasbeena..." "Challenging" "Laid, 'pers?" "ithasbeena..." "Challenging mating season for birdperson." "ithasbeena..." "Challenging mating season for birdperson." "rick:" "Thenit 'stimetoget" "Mating season for birdperson." "rick:" "Thenit 'stimetoget your beak wet tonight, playah." "rick:" "Thenit 'stimetoget your beak wet tonight, playah." "Go have some fun out there" "Your beak wet tonight, playah." "Go have some fun out there birdp-- bird-- birdperson." "Go have some fun out there birdp-- bird-- birdperson." "morty:" "Oh,man,how many" "Birdp-- bird-- birdperson." "morty:" "Oh,man,how many people did you invite, rick?" "morty:" "Oh,man,how many people did you invite, rick?" "rick:" "Uh..." "People?" "People did you invite, rick?" "rick:" "Uh..." "People?" "Mm, six." "rick:" "Uh..." "People?" "Mm, six." "rick:" "Yo!" "Whatup, my" "Mm, six." "rick:" "Yo!" "Whatup, my glip glops?" "!" "rick:" "Yo!" "Whatup, my glip glops?" "!" "morty:" "Oh,man!" "Glip glops?" "!" "morty:" "Oh,man!" "[ electronic music plays ] morty:" "Oh,man!" "[ electronic music plays ] [ breathing heavily ] [ electronic music plays ] [ breathing heavily ] oh!" "[ breathing heavily ] oh!" "Y-y-you know there's a garbage," "Oh!" "Y-y-you know there's a garbage, right?" "Y-y-you know there's a garbage, right?" "Hey, uh, what the hell?" "!" "Right?" "Hey, uh, what the hell?" "!" "ooh." "That'swhyyou never" "Hey, uh, what the hell?" "!" "ooh." "That'swhyyou never invite a floopy doop and a ooh." "That'swhyyou never invite a floopy doop and a shmoopy doop to the same party." "Invite a floopy doop and a shmoopy doop to the same party." "[ bed springs squeaking ]" "Shmoopy doop to the same party." "[ bed springs squeaking ] morty:" "Oh,oh ,g- - [ bed springs squeaking ] morty:" "Oh,oh ,g- - oh, that's disgusting!" "morty:" "Oh,oh ,g- - oh, that's disgusting!" "You guys are in my parents' bed!" "Oh, that's disgusting!" "You guys are in my parents' bed!" "oh." "Sorry." "You guys are in my parents' bed!" "oh." "Sorry." "I'm not feeling too well." "oh." "Sorry." "I'm not feeling too well." "I just needed to lie down for a" "I'm not feeling too well." "I just needed to lie down for a bit." "I just needed to lie down for a bit." "morty:" "Oh." "Okay." "Bit." "morty:" "Oh." "Okay." "S-s-sorry. [ chuckles ] morty:" "Oh." "Okay." "S-s-sorry. [ chuckles ] [groans]" "S-s-sorry. [ chuckles ] [groans] morty:" "Oh,my god!" "[groans] morty:" "Oh,my god!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "morty:" "Oh,my god!" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "thethingpeopledon 't" "Are you kidding me?" "!" "thethingpeopledon 't realize about the gear wars is thethingpeopledon 't realize about the gear wars is that it was never really about" "Realize about the gear wars is that it was never really about the gears at all." "That it was never really about the gears at all." "rick:" "Uh-huh." "Yeah." "The gears at all." "rick:" "Uh-huh." "Yeah." "No, no, to-totally." "rick:" "Uh-huh." "Yeah." "No, no, to-totally." "morty:" "Rick,yougot to" "No, no, to-totally." "morty:" "Rick,yougot to stop -- morty:" "Rick,yougot to stop -- rick:" "Morty!" "Stop -- rick:" "Morty!" "Have you met gearhead?" "rick:" "Morty!" "Have you met gearhead?" "morty:" "Hey,how's" "Have you met gearhead?" "morty:" "Hey,how's-- rick:" "Mortyhere,he- -he morty:" "Hey,how's-- rick:" "Mortyhere,he- -he would love to hear all about the rick:" "Mortyhere,he- -he would love to hear all about the gear wars." "Would love to hear all about the gear wars." "howfamiliarareyou withthe" "Gear wars." "howfamiliarareyou withthe gear wars, exactly?" "howfamiliarareyou withthe gear wars, exactly?" "morty:" "Uh..." "Notat all." "Gear wars, exactly?" "morty:" "Uh..." "Notat all." "oh,boy." "morty:" "Uh..." "Notat all." "oh,boy." "I envy you." "oh,boy." "I envy you." "Okay, it was about 754 years" "I envy you." "Okay, it was about 754 years ago... rick:" "Oh,hey,morty!" "H-have you -- have you met my buddy scropon?" "H-have you -- have you met my buddy scropon?" "morty:" "Notagain,rick." "Buddy scropon?" "morty:" "Notagain,rick." "That last guy droned on for morty:" "Notagain,rick." "That last guy droned on for 20 minutes, you know?" "That last guy droned on for 20 minutes, you know?" "And meanwhile, the whole house 20 minutes, you know?" "And meanwhile, the whole house is being destroyed!" "And meanwhile, the whole house is being destroyed!" "rick:" "Whoa,morty,thisguy's" "Is being destroyed!" "rick:" "Whoa,morty,thisguy's entire planet was destroyed." "rick:" "Whoa,morty,thisguy's entire planet was destroyed." "Have a little perspective." "Entire planet was destroyed." "Have a little perspective." "hey,rick,squanchyparty," "Have a little perspective." "hey,rick,squanchyparty, bro!" "hey,rick,squanchyparty, bro!" "rick:" "Aw!" "Squanchy!" "Bro!" "rick:" "Aw!" "Squanchy!" "isthereagoodplaceforme  rick:" "Aw!" "Squanchy!" "isthereagoodplaceforme  to squancaround here?" "isthereagoodplaceforme  to squancaround here?" "rick:" "Squanchy,youcan" "To squancaround here?" "rick:" "Squanchy,youcan  squanch wherever you want, man." "rick:" "Squanchy,youcan  squanch wherever you want, man." "Mi casa es su casa, dawg!" "Squanch wherever you want, man." "Mi casa es su casa, dawg!" "allright!" "Mi casa es su casa, dawg!" "allright!" "I like your squanch!" "allright!" "I like your squanch!" "morty:" "Uh,rick,whatexactly" "I like your squanch!" "morty:" "Uh,rick,whatexactly is "squanching"?" "morty:" "Uh,rick,whatexactly is "squanching"?" "rick:" "Morty,listen--we've" "Is "squanching"?" "rick:" "Morty,listen--we've had a lot of really cool rick:" "Morty,listen--we've had a lot of really cool adventures over the last year," "Had a lot of really cool adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax." "Adventures over the last year, but it's time to relax." "morty:" "Yeah,if Irelaxnow," "But it's time to relax." "morty:" "Yeah,if Irelaxnow,  there might not even be any more morty:" "Yeah,if Irelaxnow,  there might not even be any more adventures!" "There might not even be any more adventures!" "rick:" "Jesus,morty,you 're" "Adventures!" "rick:" "Jesus,morty,you 're bumming me out." "rick:" "Jesus,morty,you 're bumming me out." "Can't we just pretend like" "Bumming me out." "Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few" "Can't we just pretend like everything's fine for a few hours, enjoy ourselves, and then" "Everything's fine for a few hours, enjoy ourselves, and then worry about all this later?" "Hours, enjoy ourselves, and then worry about all this later?" "morty:" "Yeah,that'seasyfor" "Worry about all this later?" "morty:" "Yeah,that'seasyfor you to say, rick." "morty:" "Yeah,that'seasyfor you to say, rick." "You know, you like not caring" "You to say, rick." "You know, you like not caring about stuff." "You know, you like not caring about stuff." "You know, wh-wh-what's in this" "About stuff." "You know, wh-wh-what's in this for me?" "You know, wh-wh-what's in this for me?" "[ soft music plays ]" "For me?" "[ soft music plays ] [ indistinct conversations ] [ soft music plays ] [ indistinct conversations ] jessica." "[ indistinct conversations ] jessica." "rick:" "Knockit off," "Jessica." "rick:" "Knockit off, slow mobius!" "rick:" "Knockit off, slow mobius!" "haha!" "Sorry,dude!" "Slow mobius!" "haha!" "Sorry,dude!" "I'm just trying to show off my haha!" "Sorry,dude!" "I'm just trying to show off my powers, bro!" "I'm just trying to show off my powers, bro!" "morty:" "I can'tbelieveshe 's" "Powers, bro!" "morty:" "I can'tbelieveshe 's here." "morty:" "I can'tbelieveshe 's here." "rick:" "Well,whatare you" "Here." "rick:" "Well,whatare you  doing standing here, morty?" "rick:" "Well,whatare you  doing standing here, morty?" "Go." "Talk to her." "Doing standing here, morty?" "Go." "Talk to her." "Tonight, the only adventure" "Go." "Talk to her." "Tonight, the only adventure you're on is your cusping" "Tonight, the only adventure you're on is your cusping manhood." "You're on is your cusping manhood." "[ both laugh ]" "Manhood." "[ both laugh ] jerry:" "Oh,rose." "[ both laugh ] jerry:" "Oh,rose." "Whee!" "jerry:" "Oh,rose." "Whee!" "Is that what I think it is?" "Whee!" "Is that what I think it is?" "yes,everycouplegetsto" "Is that what I think it is?" "yes,everycouplegetsto re-create jack's drowning at the yes,everycouplegetsto re-create jack's drowning at the end of the movie." "Re-create jack's drowning at the end of the movie." "It's so romantic." "End of the movie." "It's so romantic." "jerry:" "I can'twaittodo" "It's so romantic." "jerry:" "I can'twaittodo that with beth." "jerry:" "I can'twaittodo that with beth." "Idon'tknow,jerry." "That with beth." "Idon'tknow,jerry." "With all due respect, it seems" "Idon'tknow,jerry." "With all due respect, it seems like your wife may not be that" "With all due respect, it seems like your wife may not be that interested." "Like your wife may not be that interested." "jerry:[ gasps]look!" "Interested." "jerry:[ gasps]look!" "iceberg,rightahead!" "jerry:[ gasps]look!" "iceberg,rightahead!" "The buffet is now closed." "iceberg,rightahead!" "The buffet is now closed." "Iceberg, right ahead!" "The buffet is now closed." "Iceberg, right ahead!" "The buffet is now closed." "Iceberg, right ahead!" "The buffet is now closed." "uh,sir?" "The buffet is now closed." "uh,sir?" "There's not a problem." "uh,sir?" "There's not a problem." "whatdoyoumeanthere'snot" "There's not a problem." "whatdoyoumeanthere'snot a problem?" "whatdoyoumeanthere'snot a problem?" "theguidancesystemisn 't" "A problem?" "theguidancesystemisn 't putting us on a direct collision theguidancesystemisn 't putting us on a direct collision course." "Putting us on a direct collision course." "This ship is about to completely" "Course." "This ship is about to completely miss the giant iceberg!" "This ship is about to completely miss the giant iceberg!" "well,dosomething!" "Miss the giant iceberg!" "well,dosomething!" "Steer into it!" "well,dosomething!" "Steer into it!" "I'mtrying!" "Steer into it!" "I'mtrying!" "it'stoolate." "I'mtrying!" "it'stoolate." "Ladies and gentlemen... it'stoolate." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Don't brace yourselves." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Don't brace yourselves." "[ all gasping ]" "Don't brace yourselves." "[ all gasping ] jerry:" "No!" "No !" "[ all gasping ] jerry:" "No!" "No !" "What happened?" "!" "jerry:" "No!" "No !" "What happened?" "!" "theirrailsystemmusthave" "What happened?" "!" "theirrailsystemmusthave  failed." "theirrailsystemmusthave  failed." "oh,mygod!" "Failed." "oh,mygod!" "We're not gonna sink!" "oh,mygod!" "We're not gonna sink!" "totallygonnagetlaid" "We're not gonna sink!" "totallygonnagetlaid tonight." "totallygonnagetlaid tonight." "Ilikeyourfeathers." "Tonight." "Ilikeyourfeathers." "theyaredesignedtoattract" "Ilikeyourfeathers." "theyaredesignedtoattract the attention of the female." "theyaredesignedtoattract the attention of the female." "it'sworking." "The attention of the female." "it'sworking." "tammy,I shouldletyou know it'sworking." "tammy,I shouldletyou know I just got out of a highly tammy,I shouldletyou know I just got out of a highly intense soul bond with my" "I just got out of a highly intense soul bond with my previous spirit mate." "Intense soul bond with my previous spirit mate." "I'mnotlookingtogetintoa" "Previous spirit mate." "I'mnotlookingtogetintoa  soul bond." "I'mnotlookingtogetintoa  soul bond." "I'm just looking for..." "Soul bond." "I'm just looking for..." "Ibelievebirdpersoncan" "I'm just looking for..." "Ibelievebirdpersoncan  arrange that." "Ibelievebirdpersoncan  arrange that." "hey,summer,haven'tseenyou" "Arrange that." "hey,summer,haven'tseenyou at flute practice in a while." "hey,summer,haven'tseenyou at flute practice in a while." "summer,don'ttellmeyou're" "At flute practice in a while." "summer,don'ttellmeyou're friends with her." "summer,don'ttellmeyou're friends with her." "summer:" "Areyoukiddingme?" "Friends with her." "summer:" "Areyoukiddingme?" "I don't even know what she's summer:" "Areyoukiddingme?" "I don't even know what she's doing here." "I don't even know what she's doing here." "rick:" "Whoa." "Notcool,summer." "Doing here." "rick:" "Whoa." "Notcool,summer." "This is a party." "rick:" "Whoa." "Notcool,summer." "This is a party." "Everybody should be welcome." "This is a party." "Everybody should be welcome." "[ crashes ]" "Everybody should be welcome." "[ crashes ] oh, great." "[ crashes ] oh, great." "Who invited abradolph lincoler?" "Oh, great." "Who invited abradolph lincoler?" "summer:" "I thoughteveryone" "Who invited abradolph lincoler?" "summer:" "I thoughteveryone was welcome." "summer:" "I thoughteveryone was welcome." "rick:" "It'snotthe same," "Was welcome." "rick:" "It'snotthe same, summer." "rick:" "It'snotthe same, summer." "Lincoler is a crazed maniac " "Summer." "Lincoler is a crazed maniac -- just a misguided effort of mine" "Lincoler is a crazed maniac -- just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral" "Just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral superleader by combining the" "To create a morally neutral superleader by combining the dna of adolf hitler and" "Superleader by combining the dna of adolf hitler and abraham lincoln." "Dna of adolf hitler and abraham lincoln." "Turns out it [burps] just adds" "Abraham lincoln." "Turns out it [burps] just adds up to a lame, weird loser." "Turns out it [burps] just adds up to a lame, weird loser." "rick,youbroughtmeinto" "Up to a lame, weird loser." "rick,youbroughtmeinto  this world, a suffering rick,youbroughtmeinto  this world, a suffering abomination tortured by the" "This world, a suffering abomination tortured by the duality of its being." "Abomination tortured by the duality of its being." "But I shall finally know peace" "Duality of its being." "But I shall finally know peace when I watch the life drain from" "But I shall finally know peace when I watch the life drain from your wretched body!" "When I watch the life drain from your wretched body!" "whoa." "What'sup ,man?" "Your wretched body!" "whoa." "What'sup ,man?" "Ihaveno quarrelwithyou,  whoa." "What'sup ,man?" "Ihaveno quarrelwithyou,  boy." "Ihaveno quarrelwithyou,  boy." ""boy"?" "Boy." ""boy"?" "What's that supposed to mean?" ""boy"?" "What's that supposed to mean?" "it'sjust-- l-look,I-I" "What's that supposed to mean?" "it'sjust-- l-look,I-I  don't know how you thought I it'sjust-- l-look,I-I  don't know how you thought I meant it, but..." "Don't know how you thought I meant it, but..." "rick:" "Don'tlookatme,dude." "Meant it, but..." "rick:" "Don'tlookatme,dude." "look,I 'm rick:" "Don'tlookatme,dude." "look,I 'm half-abraham lincoln, so -- look,I 'm half-abraham lincoln, so -- soI shouldgetonmyknees" "Half-abraham lincoln, so -- soI shouldgetonmyknees  and kiss your ass?" "!" "soI shouldgetonmyknees  and kiss your ass?" "!" "well,no,but..." "And kiss your ass?" "!" "well,no,but..." "You know?" "well,no,but..." "You know?" "whatdoIknow?" "You know?" "whatdoIknow?" "That the third reich will reign whatdoIknow?" "That the third reich will reign for a thousand years?" "That the third reich will reign for a thousand years?" "leavehimalone,brad." "For a thousand years?" "leavehimalone,brad." "stayoutof this,jessica!" "leavehimalone,brad." "stayoutof this,jessica!" "rick:" "Kickhisass ,brad!" "stayoutof this,jessica!" "rick:" "Kickhisass ,brad!" "Kick his ass!" "rick:" "Kickhisass ,brad!" "Kick his ass!" "all:" "Kickhisass !" "Kick his ass!" "all:" "Kickhisass !" "Kick his ass!" "all:" "Kickhisass !" "Kick his ass!" "brad!" "Kick his ass!" "brad!" "stupid!" "[ grunts] brad!" "stupid!" "[ grunts] morty:" "Rick!" "stupid!" "[ grunts] morty:" "Rick!" "rick:" "I justdidyou afavor, morty:" "Rick!" "rick:" "I justdidyou afavor, morty." "rick:" "I justdidyou afavor, morty." "morty:" "Sorryaboutall that." "Morty." "morty:" "Sorryaboutall that." "Rick has some really strange morty:" "Sorryaboutall that." "Rick has some really strange friends." "Rick has some really strange friends." "ugh!" "Bradis suchajerk ." "Friends." "ugh!" "Bradis suchajerk ." "He's always trying to prove what ugh!" "Bradis suchajerk ." "He's always trying to prove what a man he is." "He's always trying to prove what a man he is." "I just want to find somebody" "A man he is." "I just want to find somebody nice and sweet." "I just want to find somebody nice and sweet." "morty:" "Jessica,canIshow" "Nice and sweet." "morty:" "Jessica,canIshow  you something?" "morty:" "Jessica,canIshow  you something?" "wow!" "Lookat allthisstuff." "You something?" "wow!" "Lookat allthisstuff." "morty:" "Yeah." "wow!" "Lookat allthisstuff." "morty:" "Yeah." "This is me and my grandpa rick's morty:" "Yeah." "This is me and my grandpa rick's sci-fi workshop." "This is me and my grandpa rick's sci-fi workshop." "Check this out." "Sci-fi workshop." "Check this out." "[ projector beeping ]" "Check this out." "[ projector beeping ] it'sbeautiful." "[ projector beeping ] it'sbeautiful." "morty:" "Youknow,jessica, it'sbeautiful." "morty:" "Youknow,jessica, there's something I've always morty:" "Youknow,jessica, there's something I've always wanted to tell you." "There's something I've always wanted to tell you." "what'sthat,morty?" "Wanted to tell you." "what'sthat,morty?" "Ithinkthatyou 'rethe  what'sthat,morty?" "Ithinkthatyou 'rethe  most " "Ithinkthatyou 'rethe  most -- no,that-- thoseweird" "Most -- no,that-- thoseweird sounds coming from the closet no,that-- thoseweird sounds coming from the closet over there." "Sounds coming from the closet over there." "[ closet rattling ]" "Over there." "[ closet rattling ] morty:" "Oh,my god!" "[ closet rattling ] morty:" "Oh,my god!" "aah!" "morty:" "Oh,my god!" "aah!" "hey,I 'msquanchingin here!" "aah!" "hey,I 'msquanchingin here!" "morty:" "Oh,my god!" "hey,I 'msquanchingin here!" "morty:" "Oh,my god!" "Oh, that is so disgusting!" "morty:" "Oh,my god!" "Oh, that is so disgusting!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "Oh, crap!" "Oh, that is so disgusting!" "Ow!" "Oh!" "Oh, crap!" "[ device warbling ] [ warbling ] [ all screaming ] rick:" "Huh." "Big star in the sky." "[ inhales sharply ]" "Big star in the sky." "[ inhales sharply ] oxygen-rich atmosphere." "[ inhales sharply ] oxygen-rich atmosphere." "Giant testicle monsters." "Oxygen-rich atmosphere." "Giant testicle monsters." "We'll be fine!" "Let's party!" "Giant testicle monsters." "We'll be fine!" "Let's party!" "[ all cheering ]" "♪justshakethatass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪ ♪ just shake that ass... summer:" "I swearto god, morty, if it weren't for the fact that everyone's still" "Morty, if it weren't for the fact that everyone's still having a blast in there, I would" "Fact that everyone's still having a blast in there, I would be so furious with you right" "Having a blast in there, I would be so furious with you right now." "Be so furious with you right now." "rick:" "Oh,man." "Now." "rick:" "Oh,man." "Y-you hear that, morty?" "rick:" "Oh,man." "Y-you hear that, morty?" "You really lucked out with" "Y-you hear that, morty?" "You really lucked out with summer o-on that one." "You really lucked out with summer o-on that one." "morty:" "Howareyou guysnot" "Summer o-on that one." "morty:" "Howareyou guysnot freaking out right now?" "!" "morty:" "Howareyou guysnot freaking out right now?" "!" "T-the whole house is sitting in" "Freaking out right now?" "!" "T-the whole house is sitting in another dimension!" "T-the whole house is sitting in another dimension!" "I-I mean, w-what the hell are we" "Another dimension!" "I-I mean, w-what the hell are we supposed to do?" "!" "I-I mean, w-what the hell are we supposed to do?" "!" "M-m-mom and dad are gonna kill" "Supposed to do?" "!" "M-m-mom and dad are gonna kill us!" "M-m-mom and dad are gonna kill us!" "I'm losing it here, rick!" "Us!" "I'm losing it here, rick!" "rick:" "Relax,morty,relax!" "I'm losing it here, rick!" "rick:" "Relax,morty,relax!" "It's gonna be fine." "rick:" "Relax,morty,relax!" "It's gonna be fine." "All we have to do is go out and" "It's gonna be fine." "All we have to do is go out and find us some kalaxian crystals." "All we have to do is go out and find us some kalaxian crystals." "[ detector beeping ]" "Find us some kalaxian crystals." "[ detector beeping ] oh, shit, mother[bleep] [ detector beeping ] oh, shit, mother[bleep] kalaxian crystals, morty, just a" "Oh, shit, mother[bleep] kalaxian crystals, morty, just a few miles south of here." "Kalaxian crystals, morty, just a few miles south of here." "morty:" "Okay." "Let'sgo, then." "Few miles south of here." "morty:" "Okay." "Let'sgo, then." "W-w-we got to go get those morty:" "Okay." "Let'sgo, then." "W-w-we got to go get those crystals right now, rick." "W-w-we got to go get those crystals right now, rick." "rick:" "Whoa,whoa,whoa." "Crystals right now, rick." "rick:" "Whoa,whoa,whoa." "Morty, morty, I-I can't go with rick:" "Whoa,whoa,whoa." "Morty, morty, I-I can't go with you." "Morty, morty, I-I can't go with you." "I got to hang back and make sure" "You." "I got to hang back and make sure everything stays cool here, you" "I got to hang back and make sure everything stays cool here, you know?" "Everything stays cool here, you know?" "I mean, who knows what -- what" "Know?" "I mean, who knows what -- what if somebody breaks something?" "I mean, who knows what -- what if somebody breaks something?" "summer:" "Yeah." "Me too." "If somebody breaks something?" "summer:" "Yeah." "Me too." "I should stay." "summer:" "Yeah." "Me too." "I should stay." "youguyshaveany aspirin?" "I should stay." "youguyshaveany aspirin?" "rick:" "Oh,hey,morty,this is youguyshaveany aspirin?" "rick:" "Oh,hey,morty,this is perfect!" "rick:" "Oh,hey,morty,this is perfect!" "You can take lincoler with you." "Perfect!" "You can take lincoler with you." "hey,man,I'mnot going" "You can take lincoler with you." "hey,man,I'mnot going anywhere." "hey,man,I'mnot going anywhere." "I'm injured." "Anywhere." "I'm injured." "rick:" "Shutup ,lincoler." "I'm injured." "rick:" "Shutup ,lincoler." "It's the [burps] least you can rick:" "Shutup ,lincoler." "It's the [burps] least you can do for wrecking the living room." "It's the [burps] least you can do for wrecking the living room." "summer:" "Yeah!" "Do for wrecking the living room." "summer:" "Yeah!" "And, nancy, you should go, too." "summer:" "Yeah!" "And, nancy, you should go, too." "what?" "Why-- whyme?" "And, nancy, you should go, too." "what?" "Why-- whyme?" "summer:" "Because,uh , what?" "Why-- whyme?" "summer:" "Because,uh , you're -- you're so good at summer:" "Because,uh , you're -- you're so good at playing the flute." "You're -- you're so good at playing the flute." "sorryfortheinconvenience," "Playing the flute." "sorryfortheinconvenience, folks." "sorryfortheinconvenience, folks." "We should resume sinking" "Folks." "We should resume sinking shortly." "We should resume sinking shortly." "In the meantime, please, stay on" "Shortly." "In the meantime, please, stay on the ship and enjoy a" "In the meantime, please, stay on the ship and enjoy a complimentary plate of" "The ship and enjoy a complimentary plate of james cameronion rings." "Complimentary plate of james cameronion rings." "jerry:" "Great." "James cameronion rings." "jerry:" "Great." "Not only is the ship not jerry:" "Great." "Not only is the ship not sinking, but now the fourth wall" "Not only is the ship not sinking, but now the fourth wall has been broken." "Sinking, but now the fourth wall has been broken." "beth:[ sighs]" "Has been broken." "beth:[ sighs] I am gonna go back to the room beth:[ sighs] I am gonna go back to the room to finish my book." "I am gonna go back to the room to finish my book." "You should find that lucy woman." "To finish my book." "You should find that lucy woman." "jerry:" "But-- but" "You should find that lucy woman." "jerry:" "But-- but-- [clearsthroat] jerry:" "But-- but-- [clearsthroat] you see, jerry?" "[clearsthroat] you see, jerry?" "May I show you something?" "You see, jerry?" "May I show you something?" "Had everything gone as planned," "May I show you something?" "Had everything gone as planned, this entire area would be" "Had everything gone as planned, this entire area would be underwater." "This entire area would be underwater." "jerry:[ sighs]" "Underwater." "jerry:[ sighs] I would have liked to see it." "jerry:[ sighs] I would have liked to see it." "This trip has been a "titanic"" "I would have liked to see it." "This trip has been a "titanic" failure." "This trip has been a "titanic" failure." "Get it?" "Failure." "Get it?" "Ooh!" "Get it?" "Ooh!" "drawme,jerry." "Ooh!" "drawme,jerry." "jerry:" "Oh,boy." "drawme,jerry." "jerry:" "Oh,boy." "Lucy, wow." "jerry:" "Oh,boy." "Lucy, wow." "Uh, this isn't what I had in" "Lucy, wow." "Uh, this isn't what I had in mind." "Uh, this isn't what I had in mind." "butit'stheperfectmoment." "Mind." "butit'stheperfectmoment." "We've been dreaming about this butit'stheperfectmoment." "We've been dreaming about this for 16 years." "We've been dreaming about this for 16 years." "jerry:" "Um,notlikethis ." "For 16 years." "jerry:" "Um,notlikethis ." "Not -- not with you." "jerry:" "Um,notlikethis ." "Not -- not with you." "[ chuckles nervously ]" "Not -- not with you." "[ chuckles nervously ] [ gun cocks ] [ chuckles nervously ] [ gun cocks ] youaregonnadrawme." "[ gun cocks ] youaregonnadrawme." "jerry:" "Aah!" "youaregonnadrawme." "jerry:" "Aah!" "thenyou'regoingto[ bleep] jerry:" "Aah!" "thenyou'regoingto[ bleep] me in that car over there." "thenyou'regoingto[ bleep] me in that car over there." "it'sweird,'causeI" "Me in that car over there." "it'sweird,'causeI definitely think that all men it'sweird,'causeI definitely think that all men are created equal." "Definitely think that all men are created equal." "But, at the same time " "Are created equal." "But, at the same time -- morty:" "Okay!" "But, at the same time -- morty:" "Okay!" "Um, the crystals should be morty:" "Okay!" "Um, the crystals should be really close." "Um, the crystals should be really close." "theretheyare!" "Really close." "theretheyare!" "[ detector beeps ] theretheyare!" "[ detector beeps ] wait." "[ detector beeps ] wait." "Something's not right." "wait." "Something's not right." "[ creature growls ]" "Something's not right." "[ creature growls ] [screams] [ creature growls ] [screams] [ creature roars ] [screams] [ creature roars ] getthecrystals!" "[ creature roars ] getthecrystals!" "I'll handle the beast!" "getthecrystals!" "I'll handle the beast!" "Prepare to be emancipated from" "I'll handle the beast!" "Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!" "Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!" "[ grunting ]" "Your own inferior genes!" "[ grunting ] [gasps] [ grunting ] [gasps] summer's gonna like me again." "[gasps] summer's gonna like me again." "[ creature growling ]" "Summer's gonna like me again." "[ creature growling ] [grunts] [ creature growling ] [grunts] [ grunts ] [grunts] [ grunts ] morty:" "Lincoler,comeon!" "[ grunts ] morty:" "Lincoler,comeon!" "Let's get out of here!" "morty:" "Lincoler,comeon!" "Let's get out of here!" "meinjourneyis over,morty." "Let's get out of here!" "meinjourneyis over,morty." "[ groaning ] I have something meinjourneyis over,morty." "[ groaning ] I have something important to tell you." "[ groaning ] I have something important to tell you." "♪andthegears,they turned" "Important to tell you." "♪andthegears,they turned for a thousand years ♪" "♪andthegears,they turned for a thousand years ♪ ♪ until the dark day that they" "For a thousand years ♪ ♪ until the dark day that they stopped ♪" "♪ until the dark day that they stopped ♪ morty:[ gasps]" "Stopped ♪ morty:[ gasps] rick, I got them!" "morty:[ gasps] rick, I got them!" "I got the crystals!" "Rick, I got them!" "I got the crystals!" "rick:" "Allright!" "I got the crystals!" "rick:" "Allright!" "You did it, morty." "rick:" "Allright!" "You did it, morty." "morty:" "Rick,wait!" "You did it, morty." "morty:" "Rick,wait!" "There's something you need to morty:" "Rick,wait!" "There's something you need to know." "There's something you need to know." "I couldn't have done it without" "Know." "I couldn't have done it without lincoler." "I couldn't have done it without lincoler." "He said that he was really sorry" "Lincoler." "He said that he was really sorry and that he loves you like a" "He said that he was really sorry and that he loves you like a father." "And that he loves you like a father." "He only wanted you to accept" "Father." "He only wanted you to accept him, and he hopes that his final" "He only wanted you to accept him, and he hopes that his final act would redeem him in your" "Him, and he hopes that his final act would redeem him in your eyes." "Act would redeem him in your eyes." "He sacrificed himself to save" "Eyes." "He sacrificed himself to save all of us, rick." "He sacrificed himself to save all of us, rick." "He died." "All of us, rick." "He died." "rick:" "Well,at leasthe" "He died." "rick:" "Well,at leasthe didn't die in vain." "rick:" "Well,at leasthe didn't die in vain." "He got these crystals." "Didn't die in vain." "He got these crystals." "[ sniffs ]" "He got these crystals." "[ sniffs ] and these babies just saved this [ sniffs ] and these babies just saved this lame-ass party!" "And these babies just saved this lame-ass party!" "Wubba, lubba, dub, dub!" "Lame-ass party!" "Wubba, lubba, dub, dub!" "Play something." "Wubba, lubba, dub, dub!" "Play something." "S-somebody, play something." "Play something." "S-somebody, play something." "[ clicks ]" "S-somebody, play something." "[ clicks ] morty:" "Waitaminute." "What ?" "[ clicks ] morty:" "Waitaminute." "What ?" "[ hip-hop music plays ] morty:" "Waitaminute." "What ?" "[ hip-hop music plays ] rick:♪ putyourrightfoot  [ hip-hop music plays ] rick:♪ putyourrightfoot  forward and your left foot rick:♪ putyourrightfoot  forward and your left foot back ♪" "Forward and your left foot back ♪ ♪ then slide around like on a" "Back ♪ ♪ then slide around like on a nordictrack ♪" "♪ then slide around like on a nordictrack ♪ ♪ move to the left" "Nordictrack ♪ ♪ move to the left ♪ step to the right" "♪ move to the left ♪ step to the right ♪ wiggle your elbows, and look" "♪ step to the right ♪ wiggle your elbows, and look up into the light ♪" "♪ wiggle your elbows, and look up into the light ♪ ♪it'sthe,it'sthe" "Up into the light ♪ ♪it'sthe,it'sthe ♪ it's the rick dance" "♪it'sthe,it'sthe ♪ it's the rick dance ♪ it's the, it's the" "♪ it's the rick dance ♪ it's the, it's the ♪ it's the rick dance" "♪ it's the, it's the ♪ it's the rick dance rick:" "Slowmobius,hit me" "♪ it's the rick dance rick:" "Slowmobius,hit me with the clock beam!" "rick:" "Slowmobius,hit me with the clock beam!" "[ warbling ]" "With the clock beam!" "[ warbling ] ♪it'sthe,it'sthe [ warbling ] ♪it'sthe,it'sthe ♪ it's the rick dance" "♪it'sthe,it'sthe ♪ it's the rick dance rick:" "That'stherickdance!" "♪ it's the rick dance rick:" "That'stherickdance!" "All right!" "rick:" "That'stherickdance!" "All right!" "[ burps ] whoa, man!" "All right!" "[ burps ] whoa, man!" "[ all cheering ] [ burps ] whoa, man!" "[ all cheering ] morty:" "Whatthehellwas [ all cheering ] morty:" "Whatthehellwas that?" "!" "morty:" "Whatthehellwas that?" "!" "I thought those crystals were" "That?" "!" "I thought those crystals were supposed to help us get home or" "I thought those crystals were supposed to help us get home or something!" "Supposed to help us get home or something!" "rick:" "What?" "No ,no ,no ." "Something!" "rick:" "What?" "No ,no ,no ." "I can get us home whenever I rick:" "What?" "No ,no ,no ." "I can get us home whenever I want to." "I can get us home whenever I want to." "But, listen, speaking of those" "Want to." "But, listen, speaking of those crystals, can I get the rest of" "But, listen, speaking of those crystals, can I get the rest of them?" "Crystals, can I get the rest of them?" "I'm starting to come down," "Them?" "I'm starting to come down, morty." "I'm starting to come down, morty." "Crystal kalaxian is a really" "Morty." "Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high." "Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high." "[ door slides open ]" "Strong, but fleeting high." "[ door slides open ] morty:[ grunts] [ door slides open ] morty:[ grunts] that's what I think of your morty:[ grunts] that's what I think of your crystals, rick!" "That's what I think of your crystals, rick!" "rick:" "Oh,morty,you idiot!" "Crystals, rick!" "rick:" "Oh,morty,you idiot!" "Does anybody else have any more rick:" "Oh,morty,you idiot!" "Does anybody else have any more k-lax?" "Does anybody else have any more k-lax?" "B-birdperson?" "K-lax?" "B-birdperson?" "Uh, squanchy?" "B-birdperson?" "Uh, squanchy?" "don'tsquaunchat me ." "Uh, squanchy?" "don'tsquaunchat me ." "morty:" "Allright,everybody, don'tsquaunchat me ." "morty:" "Allright,everybody, party is officially over!" "morty:" "Allright,everybody, party is officially over!" "Rick, take us home now." "Party is officially over!" "Rick, take us home now." "rick:" "Allright,all right," "Rick, take us home now." "rick:" "Allright,all right, fine, morty, you party pooper rick:" "Allright,all right, fine, morty, you party pooper buzzkill!" "Fine, morty, you party pooper buzzkill!" "Boo, boo!" "Morty sucks!" "Buzzkill!" "Boo, boo!" "Morty sucks!" "boo!" "Yousuck,whateveryour" "Boo, boo!" "Morty sucks!" "boo!" "Yousuck,whateveryour  name is." "boo!" "Yousuck,whateveryour  name is." "rick:" "Boo!" "Name is." "rick:" "Boo!" "Morty, you're the worst, morty." "rick:" "Boo!" "Morty, you're the worst, morty." "boo!" "Morty, you're the worst, morty." "boo!" "butthesegearsjuststarted boo!" "butthesegearsjuststarted turning'." "butthesegearsjuststarted turning'." "almostfinished,jerry?" "Turnin'." "almostfinished,jerry?" "jerry:" "Uh,almost." "almostfinished,jerry?" "jerry:" "Uh,almost." "I haven't quite captured your jerry:" "Uh,almost." "I haven't quite captured your beautiful eyes." "I haven't quite captured your beautiful eyes." "I'msureit 'sgoodenough." "Beautiful eyes." "I'msureit 'sgoodenough." "Move!" "I'msureit 'sgoodenough." "Move!" "Every weekend, jacks and roses" "Move!" "Every weekend, jacks and roses have their titanic experience in" "Every weekend, jacks and roses have their titanic experience in this car, and I have to mop it" "Have their titanic experience in this car, and I have to mop it up." "This car, and I have to mop it up." "The floor drops out to make it" "Up." "The floor drops out to make it easier." "The floor drops out to make it easier." "But now it's my turn." "Easier." "But now it's my turn." "We're going to get it nice and" "But now it's my turn." "We're going to get it nice and steamy in there, and I'm going" "We're going to get it nice and steamy in there, and I'm going to slam my hand on the steam and" "Steamy in there, and I'm going to slam my hand on the steam and leave a nice handprint, and then" "To slam my hand on the steam and leave a nice handprint, and then you're going to love inside of" "Leave a nice handprint, and then you're going to love inside of me." "You're going to love inside of me." "No mess." "No clean." "Me." "No mess." "No clean." "beth:[ grunts]" "No mess." "No clean." "beth:[ grunts] jerry:" "Beth!" "beth:[ grunts] jerry:" "Beth!" "beth:" "Betyou'regladIthink  jerry:" "Beth!" "beth:" "Betyou'regladIthink  kindles are dumb now." "beth:" "Betyou'regladIthink  kindles are dumb now." "I can't help but feel a little" "Kindles are dumb now." "I can't help but feel a little guilty." "I can't help but feel a little guilty." "I didn't peg lucy for a rapist." "Guilty." "I didn't peg lucy for a rapist." "jerry:" "Whatdoesarapist" "I didn't peg lucy for a rapist." "jerry:" "Whatdoesarapist look like exactly, beth?" "jerry:" "Whatdoesarapist look like exactly, beth?" "Is it a slavic man wearing a" "Look like exactly, beth?" "Is it a slavic man wearing a denim jacket with a patchy beard" "Is it a slavic man wearing a denim jacket with a patchy beard and the scent of cheap champagne" "Denim jacket with a patchy beard and the scent of cheap champagne wafting over his blister-pocked" "And the scent of cheap champagne wafting over his blister-pocked lips?" "Wafting over his blister-pocked lips?" "beth:" "What?" "Lips?" "beth:" "What?" "Well, at least you got all this beth:" "What?" "Well, at least you got all this free stuff." "Well, at least you got all this free stuff." "Should be enough to satisfy your" "Free stuff." "Should be enough to satisfy your titanic jones for a while." "Should be enough to satisfy your titanic jones for a while." "jerry:[ grunts]" "Titanic jones for a while." "jerry:[ grunts] I'm not going to fit." "jerry:[ grunts] I'm not going to fit." "Beth, listen to me." "I'm not going to fit." "Beth, listen to me." "You're going to get out of here." "Beth, listen to me." "You're going to get out of here." "You're gonna go on, and " "You're going to get out of here." "You're gonna go on, and -- beth:" "Jerry,justleavethe" "You're gonna go on, and -- beth:" "Jerry,justleavethe door." "beth:" "Jerry,justleavethe door." "jerry:" "It'snotadoor ,beth ." "Door." "jerry:" "It'snotadoor ,beth ." "It's debris." "jerry:" "It'snotadoor ,beth ." "It's debris." "beth:" "I don'tcare." "It's debris." "beth:" "I don'tcare." "Just leave it." "beth:" "I don'tcare." "Just leave it." "jerry:" "Yeah." "Okay." "[laughsevilly] "cape fear"!" ""cape fear"!" ""cape fear"!" ""cape fear"!" "I'm " " I'm doing " " I'm " " I'm" ""cape fear"!" "I'm " " I'm doing " " I'm " " I'm going to do like from" "I'm " " I'm doing " " I'm " " I'm going to do like from "cape fear."" "Going to do like from "cape fear." [ grunts, groans ]" ""cape fear." [ grunts, groans ] [ moaning, screaming ] hey,squanchers!" "The party's squanching on at my place!" "The party's squanching on at my place!" "[ all cheering ]" "Place!" "[ all cheering ] summer:" "Cool." "[ all cheering ] summer:" "Cool." "I'm coming, too." "summer:" "Cool." "I'm coming, too." "uh,no." "I'm coming, too." "uh,no." "You're not squanchy enough for a uh,no." "You're not squanchy enough for a squanchy party." "You're not squanchy enough for a squanchy party." "summer:" "What?" "Squanchy party." "summer:" "What?" "nancytoldus whatabitch summer:" "What?" "nancytoldus whatabitch you are." "nancytoldus whatabitch you are." "summer:" "Guys,seriously." "You are." "summer:" "Guys,seriously." "Nancy?" "summer:" "Guys,seriously." "Nancy?" "summer,you'reabad person." "Nancy?" "summer,you'reabad person." "All you care about is having summer,you'reabad person." "All you care about is having popular people like you." "All you care about is having popular people like you." "That's not what" "Popular people like you." "That's not what abradolph lincoler stood for." "That's not what abradolph lincoler stood for." "Well, I-it was hard to pin down" "Abradolph lincoler stood for." "Well, I-it was hard to pin down what he stood for, but it's" "Well, I-it was hard to pin down what he stood for, but it's certainly not what he died for." "summer:" "NexttimeIparty, I'm just gonna focus on getting totally wrecked." "I'm just gonna focus on getting totally wrecked." "You're so wise." "Totally wrecked." "You're so wise." "rick:[ mumbles]" "You're so wise." "rick:[ mumbles] mayI assistyouwiththat ?" "rick:[ mumbles] mayI assistyouwiththat ?" "morty:" "Uh,sure,yeah." "mayI assistyouwiththat ?" "morty:" "Uh,sure,yeah." "Thanks." "morty:" "Uh,sure,yeah." "Thanks." "morty,doyouknowwhat" "Thanks." "morty,doyouknowwhat  "wubba lubba dub dub" means?" "morty,doyouknowwhat  "wubba lubba dub dub" means?" "morty:" "Uh,that'sjustrick 's" ""wubba lubba dub dub" means?" "morty:" "Uh,that'sjustrick 's stupid nonsense catchphrase." "morty:" "Uh,that'sjustrick 's stupid nonsense catchphrase." "it'snotnonsenseatall." "Stupid nonsense catchphrase." "it'snotnonsenseatall." "In my people's tongue, it means, it'snotnonsenseatall." "In my people's tongue, it means, "I am in great pain." "In my people's tongue, it means, "I am in great pain." "Please help me."" ""I am in great pain." "Please help me." morty:" "Well,Igot newsfor" "Please help me." morty:" "Well,Igot newsfor you." "morty:" "Well,Igot newsfor you." "He's saying it ironically." "You." "He's saying it ironically." "no,morty." "He's saying it ironically." "no,morty." "Your grandfather is, indeed, in no,morty." "Your grandfather is, indeed, in very deep pain." "Your grandfather is, indeed, in very deep pain." "That is why he must numb" "Very deep pain." "That is why he must numb himself." "That is why he must numb himself." "morty:" "Comeon ,um ..." "Himself." "morty:" "Comeon ,um ..." "birdperson." "morty:" "Comeon ,um ..." "birdperson." "morty:" "Comeon ,birdperson." "birdperson." "morty:" "Comeon ,birdperson." "Rick's not that complicated." "morty:" "Comeon ,birdperson." "Rick's not that complicated." "He's just a huge asshole." "Rick's not that complicated." "He's just a huge asshole." "thenwhydo youcaresomuch" "He's just a huge asshole." "thenwhydo youcaresomuch if you are no longer allowed to thenwhydo youcaresomuch if you are no longer allowed to continue on your adventures" "If you are no longer allowed to continue on your adventures together?" "Continue on your adventures together?" "It appears fate has presented" "Together?" "It appears fate has presented you with an opportunity to free" "It appears fate has presented you with an opportunity to free yourself of rick forever." "You with an opportunity to free yourself of rick forever." "morty:" "Youknowwhat?" "Yourself of rick forever." "morty:" "Youknowwhat?" "You're right." "morty:" "Youknowwhat?" "You're right." "I shouldn't even care." "You're right." "I shouldn't even care." "This is probably the best thing" "I shouldn't even care." "This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me." "This is probably the best thing that could have happened to me." "I'm sick of having adventures" "That could have happened to me." "I'm sick of having adventures with rick." "I'm sick of having adventures with rick." "mypeoplehaveanother" "With rick." "mypeoplehaveanother saying -- "gubba nub nub doo rah mypeoplehaveanother saying -- "gubba nub nub doo rah kah."" "Saying -- "gubba nub nub doo rah kah." it means, "whatever lets you" "Kah." it means, "whatever lets you sleep at night."" "It means, "whatever lets you sleep at night." [ cellphone beeps ]" "Sleep at night." [ cellphone beeps ] summer:" "Guys,momand dad  [ cellphone beeps ] summer:" "Guys,momand dad  are, like, right around the summer:" "Guys,momand dad  are, like, right around the corner." "Are, like, right around the corner." "thisisyourmoment,morty." "Corner." "thisisyourmoment,morty." "Choose wisely." "thisisyourmoment,morty." "Choose wisely." "Tammy!" "Choose wisely." "Tammy!" "[ grunts ] caw!" "summer:" "Wow." "We are so screwed." "morty:" "Rick,wakeup." "We are so screwed." "morty:" "Rick,wakeup." "rick:" "Huh?" "What?" "Wait?" "What ?" "morty:" "Rick,wakeup." "rick:" "Huh?" "What?" "Wait?" "What ?" "What?" "Stop." "rick:" "Huh?" "What?" "Wait?" "What ?" "What?" "Stop." "morty:" "Rick,yougot todo" "What?" "Stop." "morty:" "Rick,yougot todo something quick." "morty:" "Rick,yougot todo something quick." "My parents are home." "Something quick." "My parents are home." "rick:[ groans]" "My parents are home." "rick:[ groans] uh, all -- all right." "rick:[ groans] uh, all -- all right." "All right." "Hold -- hold on." "Uh, all -- all right." "All right." "Hold -- hold on." "[ gulping ]" "All right." "Hold -- hold on." "[ gulping ] ahh!" "So good." "[ gulping ] ahh!" "So good." "morty:" "Oh,my god." "Ahh!" "So good." "morty:" "Oh,my god." "They're walking up the driveway." "morty:" "Oh,my god." "They're walking up the driveway." "rick:" "Bringme thething." "They're walking up the driveway." "rick:" "Bringme thething." "morty:" "What-- whatthing?" "rick:" "Bringme thething." "morty:" "What-- whatthing?" "rick:" "Thething." "The thing." "morty:" "What-- whatthing?" "rick:" "Thething." "The thing." "The -- the -- it's got, like, rick:" "Thething." "The thing." "The -- the -- it's got, like, buttons on it and lights on it." "The -- the -- it's got, like, buttons on it and lights on it." "It -- it -- it beeps." "Buttons on it and lights on it." "It -- it -- it beeps." "morty:" "Rick!" "It -- it -- it beeps." "morty:" "Rick!" "That describes everything in morty:" "Rick!" "That describes everything in your garage!" "That describes everything in your garage!" "summer:" "Doyoumeanthis ?" "Your garage!" "summer:" "Doyoumeanthis ?" "rick:" "Summerfor[burps] summer:" "Doyoumeanthis ?" "rick:" "Summerfor[burps] for the win." "rick:" "Summerfor[burps] for the win." "All right, that should do it." "For the win." "All right, that should do it." "morty:" "Whoa!" "All right, that should do it." "morty:" "Whoa!" "What did you do?" "morty:" "Whoa!" "What did you do?" "rick:" "Uh,s-seefor yourself." "What did you do?" "rick:" "Uh,s-seefor yourself." "summer:" "Whoa!" "rick:" "Uh,s-seefor yourself." "summer:" "Whoa!" "rick:" "Yeah,e-everything's summer:" "Whoa!" "rick:" "Yeah,e-everything's frozen in time." "rick:" "Yeah,e-everything's frozen in time." "Yeah, and slow mobius thinks" "Frozen in time." "Yeah, and slow mobius thinks he's all that." "Yeah, and slow mobius thinks he's all that." "morty:" "Forhowlong?" "He's all that." "morty:" "Forhowlong?" "rick:" "I don'tknow." "morty:" "Forhowlong?" "rick:" "I don'tknow." "How long do you guys want?" "rick:" "I don'tknow." "How long do you guys want?" "A week?" "A month?" "How long do you guys want?" "A week?" "A month?" "summer:" "Canwe startcleaning" "A week?" "A month?" "summer:" "Canwe startcleaning the house and see how we feel?" "summer:" "Canwe startcleaning the house and see how we feel?" "[ mid-tempo rock music plays ] [ epic music plays] rick:" "Worstmovieever." "summer:" "Dumb." "rick:" "Worstmovieever." "summer:" "Dumb." "morty:" "Ooh,boy,whatawaste  summer:" "Dumb." "morty:" "Ooh,boy,whatawaste  of time." "morty:" "Ooh,boy,whatawaste  of time." "[ laughter ]" "Of time." "[ laughter ] get it?" "[ laughter ] get it?" "You know, 'cause it's frozen." "Get it?" "You know, 'cause it's frozen." "summer:" "Thishasbeensomuch" "You know, 'cause it's frozen." "summer:" "Thishasbeensomuch fun." "summer:" "Thishasbeensomuch fun." "morty:" "Hey,rick." "Fun." "morty:" "Hey,rick." "You know, this whole time, I morty:" "Hey,rick." "You know, this whole time, I haven't once heard you say that" "You know, this whole time, I haven't once heard you say that "wubba lubba dub dub" thing that" "Haven't once heard you say that "wubba lubba dub dub" thing that you usually say." ""wubba lubba dub dub" thing that you usually say." "rick:" "Don'tneedto." "You usually say." "rick:" "Don'tneedto." "I have [burps] a new rick:" "Don'tneedto." "I have [burps] a new catchphrase." "I have [burps] a new catchphrase." "morty:" "Oh,yeah?" "Catchphrase." "morty:" "Oh,yeah?" "What -- what's that, rick?" "morty:" "Oh,yeah?" "What -- what's that, rick?" "rick:" "I lovemy grandkids." "What -- what's that, rick?" "rick:" "I lovemy grandkids." "both:" "Aww." "rick:" "I lovemy grandkids." "both:" "Aww." "rick:" "Psych!" "both:" "Aww." "rick:" "Psych!" "Just kidding -- my new rick:" "Psych!" "Just kidding -- my new catchphrase is, "I don't give a" "Just kidding -- my new catchphrase is, "I don't give a [bleep]"" "Catchphrase is, "I don't give a [bleep]" ♪ just shake that ass, bitch, [bleep]" ♪ just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪" "♪ just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪ ♪ just shake that ass, bitch," "And let me see whatcha got ♪ ♪ just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪" "♪ just shake that ass, bitch, and let me see whatcha got ♪ roll credits!" "And let me see whatcha got ♪ roll credits!" "♪ just shake that a" "Roll credits!" "♪ just shake that a-- roll the credits!" "Go!" "♪ just shake that a-- roll the credits!" "Go!" "♪ just shake that ass" "Roll the credits!" "Go!" "♪ just shake that ass that's the end of season one!" "♪ just shake that ass that's the end of season one!" "That's the end, mother[bleep]" "That's the end of season one!" "That's the end, mother[bleep] "I don't give a [bleep]" is my" "That's the end, mother[bleep] "I don't give a [bleep]" is my new catchphrase!" ""I don't give a [bleep]" is my new catchphrase!" "[bleep] you!" "New catchphrase!" "[bleep] you!" "That's season one!" "Boom!" "[bleep] you!" "That's season one!" "Boom!" "Season one up in your face," "That's season one!" "Boom!" "Season one up in your face, mother[bleep]" "Season one up in your face, mother[bleep] yeah!" "revenge." "What?" "!" "party!" "whoo,baby!" "[groans]please,stop !" "whoo,baby!" "[groans]please,stop !" "hey,brah!" "[groans]please,stop !" "hey,brah!" "Idon'tunderstand." "hey,brah!" "Idon'tunderstand." "Are you enjoying this?" "Idon'tunderstand." "Are you enjoying this?" "Do you like this?" "Are you enjoying this?" "Do you like this?" "yeah,youknowit, dawg!" "Do you like this?" "yeah,youknowit, dawg!" "[gags] yeah,youknowit, dawg!" "[gags] whoo,baby!"