""LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE"" ""HERE IN DUCKBURG"" ""RACE CARS, LASERS, AEROPLANES"" ""IT'S A DUCK BLUR"" ""MIGHT SOLVE A MYSTERY"" ""OR REWRITE HISTORY"" ""DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""D-D-D-DANGER"" ""WATCH BEHIND YOU"" ""THERE'S A STRANGER OUT TO FIND YOU"" ""WHAT TO DO?" "JUST GRAB ONTO SOME DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""TALES OF DERRING-DO"" ""BAD AND GOOD LUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" ""NOT PONYTAILS"" ""OR COTTONTAILS"" ""NO, DUCK TALES"" ""OOH OOH OOH"" "AND NOW WE RETURN" "TO ANOTHER CHAPTER OF ALL MY DUCKLINGS." "SO, DOCTOR, WHAT'S THE VERDICT?" "I'M AFRAID" " THE TESTS ARE CONCLUSIVE." "YOU HAVE THREE HOURS LEFT TO LIVE." "MAYBE FOUR." "NO!" "IT CAN'T BE!" "I'M TOO YOUNG!" "I'M TOO BEAUTIFUL!" "I'M TOO RICH!" "NO!" "NO!" "ERICA!" "ERICA!" "NO!" "NO!" "ERICA!" "AAH!" "NO!" "THANKS." "I NEEDED THAT." "EVERYTHING'S PACKED FOR OUR PICNIC," "INCLUDING LOTS OF QUACKER JACKS." "YOU LOVE THOSE SURPRISE DOODADS INSIDE." "HUSH, FENTON." "ALL MY DUCKLINGS IS ON." "WE'RE SUPPOSED TO SPEND THE AFTERNOON TOGETHER." "I CAN'T MISS MY FAVORITE SHOW." "MAMA, EVERY SHOW IS YOUR FAVORITE SHOW." "OH, NO." "I HAVE TO WATCH THE YOUNG AND THE FEATHERLESS." "[KNOCK, KNOCK]" "THOSE SOAPS MEAN MORE TO YOU THAN I DO." "TAKE CARE OF THESE BILLS." "BUT I WAS GOING OUT WITH MAMA." "I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS." "HER HEART WAS SET ON IT." "NO." "THE TV." "MAYBE IF I TURN THIS..." "WAAH!" "MAMA!" "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "OH, FENTON, IT WAS TERRIBLE." "MY WHOLE LIFE PASSED BEFORE MY EYES," "EVEN THE RERUNS." "YOU'LL BE FINE." "YOUR PERM MIGHT BE CRISPY." "ISN'T ANYBODY GOING TO GET THAT?" "GET WHAT?" "THE PHONE." "[RING]" "HMM." "INTERESTING." "WHO IS IT?" "PROBABLY A WRONG NUMBER." "HELLO." "UH, SORRY." "WRONG NUMBER." "MAMA!" "HOW DID YOU KNOW?" "I'M NOT SURE." "IT'S LIKE THIS TV IS IN MY HEAD" "THAT'S SHOWING PREVIEWS." "HMM." "I'VE HEARD OF CASES" "WHERE BAD SHOCKS MAKE PEOPLE PSYCHIC." "TRY YOUR PSYCHIC ABILITY TO PREDICT SOMETHING ELSE," "SOMETHING LESS COINCIDENTAL." "I DON'T SEE ANYTHING YET." "THE RECEPTION'S FUZZY." "AHA." "THERE." "IT'S CLEARING." "I'M GETTING A PICTURE." "OH, MY GOSH." "I SUDDENLY SEE FENTON HANGING FROM THE CEILING." "HOW IS THAT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN?" "AAH!" "YOU MADE ME A BELIEVER." "BUST ME BIN." "IF I COULD PREDICT THE FUTURE," "THINK OF THE DEALS I'D MAKE." "MRS. CRACKSHELL, BE MY FINANCIAL CONSULTANT." "YOU'LL LIVE IN MY MANSION." "MOM WOULDN'T LEAVE HER HAPPY TIN HOME." "BESIDES, WE'RE INSEPARABLE." "THAT'S TRUE." "WE'RE LIKE LAVERNE AND SQUIRRELY," "SISKEL AND EGGBERT," "COW WORTHINGTON AND HIS DOG SPOT." "YOU'D HAVE YOUR OWN WIDE SCREEN TELEVISION." "ONE SIDE, LEECH." "EVEN SPUD DOESN'T GET TREATED LIKE A DOG." "THIS IS A SWELL BUNCH OF SNACKS." "I'M GLAD MADAME ENJOYS THEM." "IT'S NOT OFTEN WE GET REQUESTS" "FOR CAVIAR AND QUACKER JACKS." "MRS. CRACKSHELL, YOU WERE RIGHT" "ABOUT THAT COCOA BEAN BLIGHT." "I SAVED A FORTUNE" "BY NOT INVESTING IN THE CROP!" "THAT'S NICE." "I ALWAYS SAY" "A FORTUNE SAVED IS A FORTUNE EARNED." "HELLO, MAMA." "THINK YOU CAN FIND TIME FOR MOI?" "SURE, FENTON." "I'VE SEEN THIS COMMERCIAL." "SINCE YOU TOOK THIS JOB," "WE HAVEN'T HAD TIME TOGETHER." "HERE ARE SNAPSHOTS OF THE TRAILER." "OH, MRS. CRACKSHELL," "IT'S TIME FOR TODAY'S STOCK MARKET PREDICTIONS." "CAN'T THIS WAIT?" "WE'RE VISITING." "THE STOCK EXCHANGE WAITS FOR NO MAN." "HURRY, MY DEAR." "I HAVE OTHER" " FINANCIAL MATTERS FOR YOU." "I WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO MISS YOUR SHOWS." "YOU'RE THOUGHTFUL, MR. McDUCK." "NOW, LET'S SEE." "I JUST LOVE WHEN SHE DOES THIS." "LIFE GETS TOUGH WHEN YOUR MOM'S A WORKING GIRL." "TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CHART." "IT SHOWS SCROOGE'S RECENT STOCK MARKET ACTIVITY." "ANYTHING CATCH YOUR EYE?" "YEAH." "THE PRETTY COLORS." "NO, YOU IDIOT." "IT'S THESE PROFITS." "EVEN THE ROCKERFELLERS HAVEN'T HAD THIS SUCCESS." "HOW'D SCROOGIE DO IT?" "PROBABLY A FINANCIAL ADVISOR." "YOU FIND OUT WHO IT IS" "AND ARRANGE FOR HIM TO WORK FOR ME." "I GET IT..." "A KIDNAPPING." "I DON'T KNOW." "IT'S HARD SNEAKING AROUND SCROOGIE'S PLACE." "YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN GIZMODUCK MIGHT STOP BY." "DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM," "NOT WITH MY LATEST GADGET." "THE ULTRAZOOM SPY CAM," "COURTESY" " OF GLUMGOLD INDUSTRIES." "YOU'LL SEE AND HEAR" "EVERYTHING GOING ON AT SCROOGE'S PLACE" "WITHOUT HAVING TO STEP INSIDE." "UH, OK, GUYS." "I GOT A CLEAR SHOT." "GOOD!" "WE'LL BE WATCHING." "IS MAMA IN HER ROOM, DUCKWORTH?" "WHERE ELSE?" "GOOD." "TODAY I'M TAKING HER HOME." "OH." "REALLY?" "YOU THINK SHE'LL GO?" "I'M POSITIVE." "I FIXED HER TELEVISION." "WHEN SHE HEARS, SHE'LL COME BACK." "COME IN, FENTON." "MAMA!" "HOW DID YOU KNOW..." "OH, THAT'S RIGHT." "I KEEP FORGETTING YOU'RE PSYCHIC." "GUESS WHAT." "YOU'VE BROUGHT ME QUACKER JACKS." "DELUXE SIZE." "THERE'S A SUPER-DOOPER SURPRISE INSIDE." "AH, IT'S JUST A YO-YO." "AW, TOO BAD, MAMA." "FORTUNATELY, THAT'S NOT MY BIG SURPRISE." "WAIT TILL YOU HEAR." "YOU'VE REPAIRED MY TELEVISION SET." "TRYING TO SURPRISE A PSYCHIC IS HARD." "I TOOK A PICTURE OF THE OLD SET" "WITH A NEW COAT HANGER ANTENNA." "BRINGS BACK MEMORIES, HUH?" "OH, YEAH." "NOW THAT IT'S FIXED," "I'M SURE YOU'RE READY TO LEAVE HERE" "FOR OUR QUAINT, PICTURESQUE TRAILER." "THAT SCUM DUMP?" "GIVE ME A BREAK." "YOU GOT TO COME BACK." "DON'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING TO US?" "WE'RE LOSING TOUCH," "DRIFTING APART, DEBONDING." "MAMA, ARE YOU LISTENING?" "OH, THAT'S STRANGE." "SUDDENLY I HAVE THIS FEELING WE'RE BEING WATCHED." "OH, THAT'S HORRIBLE." "I'VE LOST MY APPETITE." "I'M AT MY WITS' END." "YOU'RE EITHER WORKING OR WATCHING TV." "WE NEVER CONVERSE ANYMORE." "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT." "YOU WANT CONVERSATION?" "START TALKING." "OH, GOODIE GOODIE!" "MAMA, ARE YOU..." "YES." "HAVE YOU..." "NO." "WHAT WILL YOU..." "CHICKEN FRICASSEE." "MOTHER, STOP ANSWERING BEFORE I ASK." "THIS ISN'T JEOPARDY!" "CAN I HELP IF YOU'RE PREDICTABLE?" "PREDICTABLE, AM I?" "WELL, PREDICT THIS." "I GAVE IT MY BEST SHOT." "I GUESS MY MOTHER IS LOST TO ME FOREVER." "MRS. CRACKSHELL!" "MRS. CRACKSHELL!" "THANKS TO YOUR PREDICTIONS," "I'VE MADE $1 BILLION IN OVERNIGHT TRADING!" "HOW SWEET." "HA!" "HA!" "HA!" "AT THIS RATE," "I'LL BUILD A BIGGER MONEY BIN!" "HOLY MOLEY!" "SO SHE'S HIS ADVISOR." "THIS GIVES FENTON MORE BOOK WORK." "WHEN IS HIS NEXT VISIT?" "UH, NEVER AGAIN." "HUH?" "WHAT DID I SAY?" "IT CAN'T BE." "BUT THEN I PREDICTED IT." "GEE." "A SON NOT VISITING HIS MA." "AND PEOPLE CALL US CRIMINALS." "FORGET ABOUT THAT." "WE GOT TO GET HER OUT" "SO WE CAN GRAB HER." "MAYBE WE CAN SEND A TV SIGNAL." "FENTON NEVER WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN." "ALL I HAVE LEFT OF THAT YO-YO" "IS THIS YO-YO." "THERE MUST BE SOME WAY YOU TWO CAN MAKE UP." "FRIENDS, ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH YOUR CHILDREN?" "BAD BOY." "BAD!" "DO YOU THEY PUT YOUSE ON EDGE?" "COME BACK HERE, YOU BRAT." "[BANG BANG]" "YOU ARE IN A FAMILY CRISIS." "ISN'T IT TIME YOU VISITED" "THE DUCKBURG FAMILY CRISIS CENTER?" "TODAY WE OFFER FREE COUNSELING" "FOR MOTHERS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THEIR SONS." "HURRY." "THE FAMILY YOU SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN." "I'D BETTER GO THERE RIGHT NOW." "DON'T LEAVE." "I NEED YOU." "NOW A PREDICTION OF MY OWN..." "THAT BATTLE-AX WILL WALK INTO OUR HANDS RIGHT NOW." "AAH!" "GOOD WORK, BOYS." "I'VE WANTED TO THROW A BAG OVER THAT BAG ALL DAY." "THIS IS TOO MUCH TO BEAR." "AT LEAST MR. McDUCK HAD CABLE TV." "YOU'LL GET CABLE ONCE YOU EARN YOUR KEEP." "HERE'S TODAY'S STOCK MARKET LISTING." "DO WHAT YOU DID FOR SCROOGE," "AND I'LL ADD REMOTE CONTROL." "BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE!" "STILL NO NEWS ABOUT MAMA." "I'M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN." "I HAD HER PICTURE PUT ON MILK CARTONS" "DESPITE DAIRY ASSOCIATION PROTESTS." "I KNOW." "I DIDN'T THINK" "MAMA CARED ABOUT ME ANYMORE." "WHEN SHE TORE HERSELF AWAY" "FROM THE YOUNG AND THE FEATHERLESS" "TO SALVAGE OUR RELATIONSHIP," "IT SAID I'M NUMERO UNO," "TOP OF THE RATINGS, A 50 SHARE." "AND NOW SHE'S GONE!" "[TELEPHONE RINGS]" "mcduck'S MONEY LINE." "VERY INTERESTING." "I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED THAT FLINTHEART GLUMGOLD" "IS HAVING AN UPTURN IN THE MARKET." "YOU CAN THINK ABOUT MONEY" "WHEN MAMA'S IN DANGER?" "FENTON, GLUMGOLD'S PROFITS WENT UP" "THE DAY MAMA DISAPPEARED." "HE GOT LUCKY WHEN MY LUCK RAN OUT." "HE'S GOT YOUR MOTHER, YOU IDIOT!" "WHY THAT SNEAKY SNAKE." "HOW DO WE GET HER BACK?" "THE TIME FOR THINKING IS THROUGH." "IT'S TIME FOR ACTION..." "GIZMODUCK STYLE." "I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW PLEASED I AM" "WITH YOUR PREDICTIONS." "I'VE MADE BILLIONS." "SOON I'LL BE RICHER THAN SCROOGE McDUCK." "SO WHERE'S MY REMOTE CONTROL?" "ARE YOU KIDDING?" "DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THOSE COST?" "HERE'S A LIST OF ALL COMPANIES" "ON THE WORLD'S STOCK EXCHANGES." "I WANT PREDICTIONS ON EVERY ONE BY TONIGHT." "BUT I'LL MISS THE WEBWA WALTERS SPECIAL." "DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT ANYWAY, MADAME PSYCHIC?" "YEAH." "THEN START PREDICTING." "I WISH I NEVER BECAME PSYCHIC." "IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD SAVE ME." "WHAT IS IT?" "BAD NEWS FOR YOU, MR. WHISKERS." "IN 10 SECONDS," "GIZMODUCK WILL BURST THROUGH THAT DOOR AND RESCUE ME." "YIKES." "AAH!" "AAH!" "OHH!" "OHH!" "GOSH!" "THANKS FOR THE WARNING, MRS. CRACKSHELL." "I KNEW SOONER OR LATER SCROOGE WOULD USE" "METAL MUSCLE TO TRACK YOU." "GREETINGS, GLUMGOLD." "I HOPE MY ENTRANCE MADE ITS DESIRED IMPRESSION." "INDEED, IT HAS, GIZMODUCK." "W-W-WHOA!" "GIZMODUCK." "BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE." "TALK ABOUT YOUR STICKY SITUATIONS." "IT'S USELESS TO STRUGGLE, GIZMODUCK." "WHAT WILL YOU DO?" "SEND HIM ON" " A QUICK TRIP TO THE MOON." "HA HA HA!" "OH, GIZMODUCK, I'M SO SORRY." "DON'T BLAME YOURSELF, MADAME." "I ONLY REGRET I CAN'T TELL MY MOTHER" "HOW I'LL MISS HER." "NOT HALF AS MUCH AS SHE'LL MISS YOU." "REALLY?" "TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE." "SOMEHOW, SOME WAY..." "I'LL GET OUT OF THIS." "YOU THINK SO?" "WOULD YOU PREDICT WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?" "WELL, UM..." "FIRST YOU PULL THE LEVER," "THEN HE SHOOTS INTO THE SKY." "THEN..." "HORROR!" "HORROR!" "AAH!" "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL." "FAREWELL, GIZMODUCK." "WHOA!" "IF I CAN'T STOP THIS THING," "MAYBE I CAN STEER IT." "OOH!" "AHA!" "WITH LUCK, I'LL LAND IN DUCKBURG." "I WON FIRST PRIZE" "AT THE FANTASTIC FRESNO FRISBEE FLYOFF." "ALL RIGHT, MRS. CRACKSHELL, RESCUE TIME'S OVER." "IT'S BACK TO BUSINESS." "[SIRENS]" "YOU'D BETTER BE RIGHT ABOUT THIS." "I'D BET ME MONEY BIN MRS. CRACKSHELL'S INSIDE." "YOU GOT ANY GOOD LAWYERS YOU COULD SPARE?" "THEY HAVEN'T CAUGHT US YET." "OPEN UP, FLINTHEART." "THIS PLACE IS SURROUNDED BY POLICE!" "WHEN THEY REALIZE NOBODY'S HOME," "WE'LL BE SAILING TO BOMBAY." "GET THE BATTERING RAM." "WHAT'S THAT?" "[WHIRRING]" "WHOA!" "AAH!" "GIZMODUCK?" "I HOPE THERE'S NO SKEET SHOOTERS." "UH-OH!" "IT'S A BIRD..." "IT'S A PLANE..." "IT'S GIZMODUCK." "NOW I'M A MOVING TARGET." "TURN, FOOL, BEFORE HE RAMS US." "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PSYCHIC" "TO KNOW THIS WILL HURT." "LOOK OUT!" " LOOK OUT!" "I'D PREDICT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU," "BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW." "GEE, MAMA, CAN WE GO ON SPACE MOUNTAIN AGAIN?" "GIZMODUCK, THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE ALL RIGHT." "I AM?" "I AM." "WHAT DID I HIT?" "THE BROADCASTING TOWER." "YOU'VE KNOCKED OUT DUCKBURG'S TELEVISION." "HORRORS!" "JUST AS I ENVISIONED." "NO WONDER YOU FAINTED." "AWFUL, ISN'T IT?" "WORST THING SINCE THE LAST TV WRITERS' STRIKE." "THAT CRASH MUST'VE LOOSENED A WIRE." "ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?" "I, UH..." "I THINK SO." "HEY, IT'S GONE." "WHAT?" "MY PSYCHIC POWER." "THAT TV IN MY HEAD BLEW A TUBE." "NO!" "YEAH." "MY MIND'S A COMPLETE BLANK" "LIKE IT USED TO BE." "FINALLY I GET MY OLD MAMA BACK." "[SOBBING]" "WHAT'S THE MATTER, MR. McDUCK?" "FAMILY BONDING PUTS TEARS IN YOUR EYES?" "NO, BUT NO MORE PREDICTIONS DOES." "BACK TO MAKING MONEY THE HARD WAY..." "EARNING IT." "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON THAT PICNIC?" "YOU CAN EVEN WATCH TV." "WE CAN'T GET A TV SIGNAL." "YOU FORGET..." "I HAVE A BUILT-IN SATELLITE DISH." "FENTON, EVERY MOTHER SHOULD HAVE A TV..." "I MEAN A SON" "AS THOUGHTFUL AS YOU."