"¶ One fine day with a woof and purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine, little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog. ¶ [captioning sponsored by nickelodeon]" "Dog:" "Throw it!" "Come on, come on!" "Throw it!" "Cat:" "You talking to me?" "Dog:" "'Course I'm talking to you!" "Throw it!" "Three, two, one..." "Get it, dog!" "( Laughing )" "All right, fork it over." "( Growling ) Hey... man, real fearsome." "Cough it up." "That's a nice dog." "( Growling )" "Got you." "Fetch another one." "Get ball, get ball." "( Squeaking )" "Squirrel!" "( Yelling )" "Tree, tree, tree!" "( Squeaks )" "Squirrel breath." "Let's get a soda, huh?" "( Singing )" "Got that soda, cat?" "I can see it but i can't reach it." "Hey, winslow!" "Hey, what do you say there, catdog?" "Hey, winslow!" "I can't reach the mug." "Boy, you guys work great together." "I mean, i could never do that." "Spending every minute with somebody else." "What are you talking about?" "Look at the two of youse." "Over to the left." "If one wants a soda the other gots to get it." "You never get any time to do what you want 'cause you're always together." "But we love doing everything together-- right, cat?" "Cat?" "Yeah... yeah..." "Everything..." "Together..." "So, anyway, winslow... ( Chomping noisily )" "( Humming along to music  )" "Winslow:" "'Cause you're always together... together..." "Hey, dog, you know you're my best friend..." "But, have you ever thought you really need some time alone?" "You know, to do stuff because, i mean... ( Loud rock music drowns out words ) ...and i think it's best for both of us." "So, what do you think?" "Did you say something?" "Nothing important." "Good night, pal." "( Singing along )" "( Birds chirping )" "( Toilet flushes )" "( Grunts )" "Morning, stranger." "( Grumbles )" "( Noisily eating )" "( Stomach gurgling )" "Do you mind?" "Hey!" "Hm?" "You're eating so fast... ( Hiccups )" "You're giving me the hiccups!" "This always works for me, cat." "Breathe in..." "Breathe out..." "Breathe in... ( Gasps )" "Garbage day." "Hold on, control yourself!" "How about a bone or a game of fetch?" "Garbage day..." "Cat:" "Stop, let's talk about this!" "Dog:" "Garbage, garbage, garbage!" "( Cat yelling throughout )" "( Cat grunting )" "( Screaming )" "Somebody!" "Somebody!" "Somebody!" "( Grunts, giggles )" "( Laughing ) Garbage day." "It'll be three minutes till cat-diggity-dog." "( Chuckling ):" "Yeah, we hate cats." "The only thing worse than a cat is a dog who hangs around with a cat." "Cat:" "Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!" "Huh?" "Hey, i think my watch stopped." "( All groan, grunt )" "Get that catdog!" "Let's get him!" "( Growling, hissing, screeching )" "( Horn honks )" "( Cat screaming...  )" "Boy, look at that baby go." "Adventure, the open road." "It just doesn't get any better than this." "And you lost your hiccups, too, huh, cat?" "( Mumbling ):" "Lost my hiccups?" "That's it!" "I can't take another minute of this!" "( Yelling ):" "Day in and day out, it's the same thing!" "( Crying )" "What are you saying?" "I'm saying if i can't get some time to myself to do what i want to do..." "Then I'm through." "( Guffaws )" "You're so funny, cat." "Okay, get up." "Come on, get up." "Please get up, cat, please!" "I'll do anything!" "Did you say... anything ?" "All right, ready?" "Ow!" "Sorry." "Hmm, not bad, not too shabby at all." "It's real itchy." "Are you sure this is what you want?" "If you don't want to back me up..." "Oh, no, I'm going, I'm going, I'm already gone." "( Tail squeaks )" "I promise." "Hmm, purr." "Cat:" "Alone at last." "1,001 uses for hairballs, what a classic." "Ah, civilized dining without hiccups." "What a sunset!" "Hey, dog, take a peek at this sunset." "I'm not here." "I know that." "Just look at it then resume not being here." "Oh, no, you don't, cat." "You're being alone in this and you can't get it with a stupid, old, sloppy dog hanging around." "So, I'm not here." "Adios, El gato." "All right, I'm on my own at last." "Checking out this big old ocean." "And without dog... ( Sadly ):" "It just doesn't get any better than this." "( Taxi engine revs )" "Home, sweet home." "( Taxi crashes )" "The fetch ball." "( Sniffs )" "( Sighs sadly )" "( Rock music )" "Oh, dog, dog, dog!" "Sheesh, who died?" "Nobody, I'm enjoying me, all alone with me." "Hey, you want to play fetch?" "What are you, nuts?" "It's total dullsville around here without dog." "See you." "See you." "( Singing along with loud music )" "Hi, cat." "Hi, dog." "Both:" "So, uh, how are things?" "( Both laugh )" "I got your postcard." "You did?" ""Dear dog, "wish you were here, cat."" "I meant every word." "Hey, Mr. garbage truck's out there." "I know, but you need more time alone." "Sure, sure, but..." "No, i quit that whole garbage thing... for you." "Just do me a favor and chase the truck!" "But you said..." "I said a lot of crazy things and... i was wrong!" "So, please, I'm begging you just chase the truck!" "But why would you..." "Because i miss you..." "Chasing the truck, i mean." "Oh... you miss me..." "Chasing the truck, you mean?" "Hey, cat?" "Mm-hmm?" "I missed you, too." "( Both laugh )" "Both:" "It just doesn't get any better than this!" "( Yelling )" "Stop it, stop it, stop it!" "Catdog!" "( Barking )" "Hiya, kids!" "Do you know what time it is?" "It's time to read some fan mail!" "( Laughs )" "Winslow, bring us the letters, my good man." "Nothing today, chief." "Are you sure?" "You two are as popular as a monkey in a banana patch." "Forget about it." "I have one!" "( Clears throat )" ""Dear us, where did we come from?" "Signed, you and me."" "Pathetic." "( Chuckles )" "Good question, dog." "Of course, it, um..." "Comes as no surprise to you at home that dog and i are descended from royalty." "Right, royalty." "Huh, i don't get it." "You know, you know, uh... ( Quietly ):" "Just work with me here, okay?" "Oh, royalty, royalty." "We used to be the king and queen of england." "We wore crowns of sausages, dental floss and bowling balls." "Yeah, well, that was the rumor, but, but..." "We did grow up in a beautiful country." "Beautiful country high in the frigid peaks of the Florida alps." "( Yells )" "Florida alps?" "Mm-hmm, there we learned to fly." "Hold on, dog." "Out into outer space." "And back down into the ocean." "There we found deep-sea leprechauns." "And a void so dark we got lost in a crazy, negative dimension." "Okay, okay, that is enough!" "You said "work with me," I'm working with you." "And youse two wonder why you never get fan mail, sheesh Luis." "Deep-sea leprechauns?" "Oh, wait a minute!" "( Whistling )" "What is this?" "( Chuckles )" ""To catdog."" "Cat:" "Winslow!" "Winslow:" "So you got some letters i forget to mention-- big deal." "( Horns honking )" "( Slurping )" "Welcome to taco depot..." "Uh, dunglap." "( Retching in background )" "Ow." "Three things:" "One, I'm the guy in the taco shell." "Two, keep this place clean." "My boss sometimes drops in." "Three, never, ever, ever serve that taco hog, catdog." "Dunglap:" "Aye, aye, taco shell guy." ""No shirt, no shoes, no catdog."" "Please, dog, don't humiliate me again." ""All you can eat" does not mean you can actually eat it all." "Face it." "We've been banned from taco depot." "don't worry, cat." "Dunglap will take care of us." "Aren't you forgetting about rancid rabbit?" "Not to worry, compadre." "We're... dogcat." "Dunglap:" ""Hola, senor."" "May i take your odor?" "And a big hola to you, dunglap." "Hey, cat." "Hey, dog." "No, dunglap, it's me, dog." "See, cat?" "I told you we'd fool them." "We would like the all-you-can-eat special, please." "Come here often, my little tamale?" "Where've you been all my life?" "( Cat shouting )" "( Groaning )" "I can't decide what to eat first." "What's the difference?" "There's four ingredients in everything." "Burr-eye-too." "Eat your food and let's go." "( Gasps )" "Wait." "I almost forgot." "Manager:" "Unhand that burrito." "Hey!" "How many times do i have to tell you?" "No shirt, no shoes..." "No catdog." "( Dog whimpering )" "( Nails screeching )" "( Yelling )" "Cat, i paid for food and i didn't get food." "That no-good, second-rate, fast-food rabbit." "He can't treat me..." "Or you... us like this!" "We've been kicked out of much better two-bit restaurants." "Dog, you shall get your greasy, disgusting taco even if i have to eat one myself." "What a sweet little baby." "( Giggling )" "( Cooing )" "Huh?" "( Laughing )" "( Yelling )" "( Party horns tooting )" "( Yelping )" "( Shouting )" "( Bird screeching )" "( Spurs jingling )" "( All gasping )" "( All screaming )" "( Jangling )" "( Hawking )" "Looking for some... eats." "Mm... well..." "All right." "( Spurs jangling )" "Looks like your barn door is open there, partner." "Happy trails." "( Howling )" "( Screaming )" "Ringer!" "( Bell dings )" "( Honking )" "( Hooting )" "( Whistling )" "( Hooting )" "Va-va-va-voom!" "Whoa!" "Man:" "Hubba-hubba!" "Just one bottle of your finest sparkling Mexican water, please." "Well... ( Chuckling )" "( Clearing throat )" "Hello there, pretty lady." "( Giggling )" "Oh, please, you..." "You're embarrassing me." "Manager:" "Where've you been all my life, you quesadilla cutie?" "Find taco bar." "Find taco bar." "Find taco bar." "Taco bar, taco bar." "Find taco bar." "Find the taco bar." "Find the taco bar." "You're such a tease." "( Giggles )" "Find that taco bar." "Find that taco bar." "Find that taco bar." "Find it, find it." "Find it." "Find it." "Oh, well, it's pronounced "chim-ee-changa."" "Yes, can you say that?" "It's such a beautiful word." "Taco bar." "Taco bar." "Taco bar." "Nice try, but no tacos for you today." "( Cackling )" "( Screaming throughout... )" "Hmm." "Only one thing more pathetic than a dumb dog:" "A dumb dog attached to an extremely dumb cat." "( Laughing )" "Cat, i don't feel like tacos anymore." "Let's try another place." "Dog, you can't quit on me now." "We've paid for our food." "And they refuse us service." "It's plain un-American." "First, they take away the tacos." "Then, the chimichangas, which is a beautiful word." "What next?" "Um, refried beans?" "Exactly." "We'll show that rabbit." "Yeah, two heads are more than one." "Cat:" "Okay, synchronize watches..." "Now." "( Ticking )" "( Grunting )" "( General conversation )" "Take the rope grasp it firmly in your fingers and lower me down..." "Slowly." "( Shouting )" "( Yelping... )" "( Grunts )" "( Screaming... )" "Catdog." "( Laughing, cheering )" "Hey, knock it off." "You're making a mess." "My boss..." "I'm warning you." "Man:" "Ahem." "What's going on here?" "Well, Mr. depot." "What an unexpected pleasure." "Mr. depot:" "Can it, rabbit." "This place is a pigsty." "You call yourself a manager?" "Look at you!" "( Whimpering )" "You're eating all my profits!" "Here, kid." "You're the new manager." "Yes, sir, your, uh, taco-ness." "( Moaning )" "Oh, i feel sick, dog." "But it's a good sick because we won." "I think." "Dunglap:" "Wow!" "I've been promoted and it's only my first day." "From now on, you guys can eat here any time you want." "Hey, cat, how about some dessert?" "Something a little light, maybe sherbet or sorbet?" "What?" "Oh..." "No, i don't think so." "Dog:" "Hey, cat?" "Cat?" "Wake up." "Hello." "Earth to cat." "Yoo-hoo." "¶ One fine day with a woof and purr ¶" "¶ a baby was born and it caused a little stir ¶" "¶ no blue bug ¶" "¶ and no three-eyed frog ¶" "¶ just a feline, canine ¶" "¶ little catdog ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog ¶" "¶ out on the road ¶" "¶ or back in town ¶" "¶ all kind of critters putting catdog down ¶" "¶ got to rise above it, got to try to get along ¶" "¶ got to walk together, got to sing this song ¶" "¶ catdog... catdog... ¶" "¶ alone in the world was a little catdog... ¶" "[captioned by the caption center wgbh educational foundation]"