"La team Aeon vous présente:" "Family Guy Saison 7 Episode 4:" "Baby Not On Board (V.O)" "Ont participé à l'épisode:" "Arthuruss, Weasel Busters et babybello" "You guys are gonna love this spa." "They give the best massages." "Your all body'll feel like Joe's legs." "That would be nice for a short period." "Uh, I tell you, i need this." "I've had a really stressful morning." "Wait a minute, doc !" "Are you telling me... that it's height twenty-five ?" " Precisely !" "Damn !" "I'm late for school !" "Don't need money, don't take fame" "Don't need no credit card to ride this train" "It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes" "But it might just save your life" "That's the power of love" "Okay, well, just get yourself sit upon the table." "I give you minute." "Uh, what am I supposed..." " You ready in there ?" " Yap." "Oh, ahah, you put some fake poo on the floor." "Oh no !" "Get out, get out !" "skank !" "Ah, this is more like it." "Oh, my love" "Is the music ok ?" "Actually, would you mind tune it to 97.1 ?" "You're listening to the quiet storm." "Up next, the music of the isleys" "Teddy Pendergrass, and right now, here's some Marvin Gaye." "Oh, that's what I'm talking about." "This is long overdue." "There's nothing like a good suit massage." "Focus on, little pal." "It's where I carry most of my stress." "Okay, here's one." "If you would gay and you had to have sex with" "John Forsythe or Sean Connery." "Who would it be ?" "Oh, that's easy, John Forsythe." " Yeah, John Forsythe" " John Forsythe, absolutely." "It's so funny, I would also say" "John Forsythe, I was just curious." "Yeah, I mean Sean Connery is just so..." "Uh-ho." "Oh God, I am so sorry." "It's too late, the damage's done." "Hey Chris, you know what I just got ?" "The box set of Lords of the Rings." "It's awesome." "Yeah, but, you remember the giant eagle they rode in the first one and then rescue them at the end of the first one ?" " Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, why they didn't just fly the eagle to" "Mordor instead of spending three movies walking here." "That's not what it's about Chris." "It's about the quest." "Oh, I'm not arguing that with you, I'm just saying there's a hole in the story." " Have you ever seen Crawl ?" " No." "Yeah, you don't need to see Crawl." "Alright guys, the best thing you can do for your body after a massage is hot coffee, alcohol and slim gyms." "Oh, dad, I'm glad you're here." "There's something I need to ask you." " What is it Chris ?" " Well, uh..." "Today in gym class," "I noticed one of my testicles went up inside my body and hasn't come back out yet." "And, I'm a little scared." "Ah, Sir, this employee just made a sexual remark to me." "No dad, I'm..." "I'm really worried." "See ?" "Look, is that normal ?" "Sir, Sir !" "Your employee is exposing himself to me." "But dad..." "You've got a lawsuit on your hands, mister." "Oh, okay, look look," "If you'd be well enough to forget this whole thing happened." "I'll... give you this gas card." "Unlimited free gas for a year ?" "Just cause I threaten to sue you?" "Well, that, and..." "You're not the worst looking guy." "who's ever come in here." "That's what I wanted to hear." "Wow, Peter, a free gas card." "This could save us a lot of money." "Yeah, everyone except of Brian 'cause he brought a" "Prius, what a dumbass." "What I miss ?" "Are we laughing at Brian ?" "Oh, Brian, you suck." "What the devil is in here ?" "Oh, I threw up all your apple-juice Stewie." "We're a gas family now." "You put gazoline in Stewie's bottle ?" "You damn fool !" "You're more useless than Aquaman !" "Help !" "Somebody help, rape !" "Scream all you want, nobody can hear you out here." "I can !" "Aquaman, help !" " Hey, let her go !" " Or what ?" "Or..." "Or..." "I don't know man, but you're... you're lucky you're not doing that over here." "In the ocean." "Or else." "Or I would stop you." "For God sake, help !" "Do something !" "Oh, if you don't like starfish, you're gonna be mad about what I just did." "Oh God, help !" "Are you in for now, budy ?" "Now, I got like five fish coming to help." "Oh, Oh !" "Here they are !" "Help, he's hurting me !" "Well, maybe you shouldn't let him on." "Peter, what the hell is that ?" "It's a space shuttle Lois." "I thinking while I'm unlimited free gas I can finally afford to go into space." "Why is it everytime I open this door you seem to be in some ridiculous vehicule you inexplicably acquired." "I got this in a NASA auction for next to nothing." "They were gonna scrap it 'cause of some minor mechanical problems or some instead they sold it to me, very simple explication." "I do not want you trying to fly that thing." "You're not even a trained astronaute." "Relax Lois, nothing bad ever happened to space shuttles." "Now stand back." "I'm back from space everybody." "You got lucky Peter." "How was it dad ?" "Oh, mind-boggling Chris." "Barreling around the earth at five miles per second, watching the sunrise over the sea at Japan, it's indescribable." "Plus I had lot of time to rub one out which in space is great." "Except after a while it's like living in a snowglobe." "Peter, instead of wasting your free gas on a series of commit extense." "What don't you use it more constructively ?" "I mean we can take a family vacation." "You got a great idea mom." "Hey, maybe we can go to the island from Lost." "No, I don't want to listen to" "Matthew Fox's heavy breathing." "Kate..." "You don't get it..." "We are the island." "Hand me that paper bag." "Jack, that's got my poop in it." "I know..." "I know..." "It's got a hint of coconut in it and something else..." "But that's a part of the mystery." "All on board for the Grand Canyon." "Oh, I know you're tired Stewie, but you can sleep all you want in the car." "Oh, 06:00 am." "I should no stay up all night listening to persian radio." "That's was Roxette with "You got the look"." "got the look." "It's 21 o'clock and still 27 centigrade out there." "That's hot !" "So, if you're cruising along the lest side of the road at a 120 km/h in the desert." "turn up the decibels." "'Cause it's on 103.2" "What with all those birds ?" "My tropical bird collection." " Just in case." " Just in case what ?" "We're not going to need a dozen tropical birds." "Oh, I was not aware that you could see the future Lois." "Can I go ahead and get tomorrows lottery number ?" "Stupid women." "Peter, you're not puting those bird on the car." "Well then, I guess we're not going on vacation." "Good, then I'm going back to bed." "Alright Peter, you can bring these stupid birds." "Yeah !" "You let me be myself !" "Alright everybody, let's go." "Alright everybody, off we go." "We're gonna have such a great time." "Hello ?" "Hi Peter, what's up ?" "Oh hey Quagmire." "Just taking the family on vacation." " Oh that's good." "Oh hang on a second I'm stuck behind some fat ass driven too slow." "Come on stupid, move it !" "Oh hang on Quadmire, some jerk behind me is honking his horn." "Oh you should totally flip him off." "Oh hang on a sec, some fat-ass just flipped me off." "Hey up yours you jerk !" "Hang on Quagmire, I gotta kick this guy's ass." "Yeah, I'm gonna kick this guy's ass." "Hey, I call you back after the fight." "Yeah, me too." "Good luck in yours." "Good luck in yours." "Lois ?" "I'm awake lois." "Lois !" "Lois ?" "Where the devil is everyone ?" "This place is more deserted than" "James Gandolfini work out room." "Just waiting for my breakfast." "Lois !" "I know how to get her attention." "Lois ?" "I'm about to drink my first soda." "Better come stop me." "Hm, that must be the sugar." "Oh, God that's good !" "Ruppert, suddently I want to run !" "Chase me !" "Oh, now I'm sad." "Brian, do me a favor and check on Stewie, would you ?" "He's fine." "Hey, what do you say we sing a driven song ?" "Some say love it is a river that drowns the tender reed" "Some say love it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed" "When the night has been too lonely and the road has been too long and you think that love is only for the lucky and the strong" "Just remember in the winterfar beneath the bitter snows lies the seed that with the sun's love in the spring becomes the rose" "Okay, that was good, that was good." "Chris I think you were a little early at the start of buff four." "I don't know how that's sound from your end." "Sound great out there, you want another ?" "No, if that works for you, we're fine." "All good on my end." "Alright, that's a take." "There's no sign of them anywhere." "Meg ?" "Chris ?" "Brian ?" "They're gone." "I'm all alone." "I can do whatever I want !" "I'm gonna take Brian's novel and replace every use of the word "and"" "with the word "fart"." "The young soldier fart his brother look at each other." "Fart both knew that with love, fart true, fart courage, they will both emerge to farting on their feet." "Oh, that one didn't work." "Well, let see what fascinating puberty treasure Chris has got in the way." "Oh, Oslo magasine." "I finally get to see what a vagina looks." "Oh God, oh my God !" "Oh my God !" "You... can't hurt... anyone... anymore..." "Why are we in New York ?" "I thought we were going to the Grand Canyon." "Well, i just thought we should stop and pay our respects." "Ground zero." "So this is where the first guy got AIDS." "Peter, this is the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks." "Oh, so Saddam Hussein did this?" " No." " The Iraqi army ?" " No." " Some guys from Irak ?" " No." "That one lady who visited Iraq that one time ?" " No, Peter, Irak had nothing to do with this, it was a bunch of" "Saudi Arabians, Lebanese, and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian guy living in" "Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis." "So, you're saying we need to invade Iran?" "Wake up Stewie." "Let's get you out of that sit into a fresh diaper" "Oh my God." "Peter !" "Stewie's not in the car." "Oh my God, we must let him at home !" "Oh my God, that... is... hilarious..." "He is probably freaking out." "God !" "I'll give anything to see his face right now." "He's probably all like" ""Where the deuce is everyone ?"" "Well, I can't, I can't really do a good Stewie." "Oh my God, what kind of a mother am I ?" "Peter, we gotta go home right now." "Oh great Lois, now we got a bail on the all vacation." "This sucks." "Now everytime I come back to this place it's gonna be associated with one particular bad memory." "Well, actually we could call Quagmire and Cleveland." "They'll go and check on Stewie." "They'll probably willing to look after him 'till we get home." "Well, okay, I guess so." "Yeah, Quagmire and Cleveland are great with kids." "Like Robin Williams in Patch Adams." "Everybody's lying around in here." "Liar, liar !" "Pants on fire !" "Where am I, in Congress ?" "See ?" "Laugh is the best medicine." "Please Sir, I'm in so much pain." "Shut up and listen to my material." "Uh, what's this ?" "Bedpan, Peter pan." "Oh, next stop is Neverland." "Come Wendy, fly with me !" "I never executed a diaper change before." "Of course, how hard can it be ?" "You just unface this things, then lay back with your legs on the air and let nature do the rest." "It's still there." "Usually the doody disappear by now but it hasn't." "Intruders !" "Stewie, you in there ?" "You think he's here ?" "Oh God it's Cleveland and Bob Hope." "Oh well, the damage's done." "Better get them out of here." "Perhaps I'd shackle them in the basement with the twenty-four hours broadcast of the direct tv help channel." "What the hell ?" "Where are we ?" "Getting to know your remote is easier than you might think." "These buttons at the top control volume, channel, and the power on your receiver." "To see what else is playing, just press "Guide"" "and then scrow through the unscreen menu by pushing the arrow button." "This maybe kind of messed up but am I the only one getting a boner right now ?" "Is there anything that doesn't give you a boner, Glenn ?" "People use the word rubbish" "When they mean garbage." " Really ?" " Yep, not even a wiggle down there." "Peter, it's been eight hours and I haven't heard back from Cleveland or Quagmire." "I even tried Joe." "This is my wheelchair !" "There many like it but this one is mine !" "Without me my wheelchair is useless." "Without my wheelchair, I am useless." " Shut up !" " Okay." "This sucks." "I wanna see the Grand Canyon." "I'm sorry but we're not leaving Stewie by himself." "We're going home." "No way !" "Those guys have a TV in their car." "They're watching Operation Dumbo 6 with Don Knotts." "Professor, you've got to empregnant this elephant to the entire species will become extinct." "You mean I got to put this thing this thing in that thing ?" "Well, this is a job that not worth the money." "Peter, watch the road !" "Lois, get off my back." "Will you ?" "I'm trying to watch TV." "I swear to God, sometimes I think I had screw on picks one." "I mean do you have any idea..." "Hey crashie." "What are you doing down there ?" "Well Ruppert, we're out of food, diapers and just about everything else." "wich means I've got to get a job." "Otherwise we'll be in worst shape than Morbidly Obese Albert." "Hey Morbidly Obese Albert," "We brought you some chocolate." "Uh, I can't eat those chocolates." "uncounting my diabetes." "Remember they had to take my foot." "Look on the bright side." "Now you get your shoes half price." "Maybe I'll have one." "Welcome to the Mcburgertown," "Can I take your order ?" "Stewie you've got to clean the bathroom." "No, No !" "I'm not going back in there !" "Stewie, I'm not giving you a choice." "You've gotta go clean that up." "No, it was literally, only on the floor !" "Alright, there was not attempt to get near the toilet." "It's like they just... press their buttocks against the wall." "The only part of the floor that didn't have poo on it was the part who had a baby on it." "Go !" "Peter, did you get the train tickets ?" "Actually no Lois, there was a guy inside selling shower curtain rings, so I bought a bunch of those." "Peter !" "That's was the last of out cash !" "These ones have helium in them, so they're very light." " You are unbelievable !" "The last four days have been a living hell !" "Our baby is at home all by himself yet of getting us home you've managed to make things worse at every turn !" "A monkey would be a refreshing step up from you." "A monkey would talk less." "Here's a little tip." "If your instinct tells you to do something, don't do it !" "If your instinct tell you not to do something, it's probably the right thing to do !" "You wanna hurt me ?" "Go right ahead, if it makes you feel any better." "I'm an easy target." "Yeah, you're right." "I talk too much." "I also listen too much." "Oh, I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you." "But I don't like to hurt people's feelings." "And you think what you want about me" "I'm not changing." "I like..." "I like me." "My kids like me." "My friends like me." "'Cause I'm the real article." "What you see is what you get." "Movie references." "Guys, I found us a ride to" "Quahog in the back of a truck, hurry !" "Oh, thank God." "Come on, let's head home before Stewie gets hurt." "Like Fuzzy bear when he went to South Arabia." "Oh, it's good to worship Allah." "'Cause i used to worship Sama." "Wakka wakka !" "I once know a guy who was so arab." "How arab was he ?" "He was so arab that... everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all." "Stewie, can I see you in my office for a second ?" "Yeah, what's up Eric, everything ok ?" "Yeah, just come to my office." "Stewie, Joanna says she saw you sneaking food." "Whhaaaat ?" "She said she saw you in the back of the kitchen, sneaking a fish sandwich." "Oh come on, dude !" "Yes, okay, but the thing was five minute past the throw up time." "Well, beat as it may, Joanna took these pictures on her cellphone." "You're fired." "We're broke Ruppert." "I'm jobless, there's no food left." "I'm out of diapers and I'm down to Meg's last hat." "We're doomed you know." "Let it be writing on my tombstone that my life was considerably better with my family around." "And I didn't realized until it was too late." "Mommy !" "Daddy !" "Chris !" "Dog !" "Brian !" "They're home !" "Oh mommy, thank God you're home !" "Oh, Stewie my baby !" "I promess with all my heart that I'll never say or do anything bad to you for the rest of the evening." "By the way, I disable the V-chip and I watched so much porn." "Oh, sweetie I'm so glad you're alright." "Yeah, no thanks to Cleveland and Quagmire." "What the hell happened to them ?" "And now you're ready to enjoy the full range of exciting DirectTV program in options." "And remember, for answers to any questions you may have, you can get consult the unscreen help menu." "Or, twenty-four hours online system is" "help" "So sit back, and enjoy DirectTV." "Thanks for joining us." "Welcome to the direct TV help channel." "Your destination for getting started with your new direct TV system." "Did I tell you I'm getting a spin-off ?"