""ALICE'S HOUSE"" "When you meet someone negative and you feel the bad energy... just touch this talisman, rub it on your hands, then touch... the person's head and say, while touching their head:" ""Good riddance."" "And you'll see." "This person will leave you alone." "It is meant to rid undesirable people." "This charm is also in "Charms That Work"... the book I wrote with over 150 charms taught by the audience." "If you order both books, "Charms That Work"... and "The Magic of Dreams", a mini-dictionary of dreams... you get a 20% discount and, as a gift, this traditional... little frog we brought from Japan." "It will bring luck so that... there's always money in your wallet." "Call now and order!" "Did you watch the soap yesterday?" "Did you see Tania kissing Bruno?" "She kissed his mouth and then went down, and down..." "At 6 p.m. Is not appropriate, is it?" "Though it was beautifully done." "Come on, speak with me today!" "Let's talk." "Take note of this number because soon we will raffle... a set of pots and pans from Machadão!" "Yep, the King of Savings and houseware." "Everyone get their pen and paper?" "Did you get a pen and paper?" "So jot this down my friend." "3545-1212." "The phone number is..." "Wait, Carlinhos." "Hold on!" "3545-12..." "Do call!" "Now is the time to call." "Hello!" "Good morning." " Did you get through, mom?" " No." " Good morning, daughter." " Good morning, mom." "Mom... you're smoking too much." "Put it out properly!" "I know..." "I've got to cut down." "Lucas, is Junior awake?" "I don't know." "I didn't see." " Guess who is here?" " Who?" "Who?" "She's like homeless." " Come in." "I've just made coffee." " May I?" "What's up?" "Come in!" " Hi!" " Sit here." "No need to bother, I'd like to talk to you, in private." "Let's go to the laundry area." ""In private"!" "Yeah, private." "Serious talk." "It's so good when you come here, Thais." "There are too many men in this house." "There's nothing but complaints." "But tell me, you look funny." "I like this guy." "Are you back with that boring guy?" "No." "He's married and much older than me." "Thais, don't do this." "That's trouble, for sure." "Find a guy your own age." "I know... but I'm in love with him." "Do you have anything to make him... break up with her and stay with me?" "Is there a way?" "Yes, I guess so." "Mom!" " Mom!" " I'm coming." "Hold on a second." "Do we still have that perfume called "Grovel at my Feet"?" "I think so." "I'll check." "Doesn't it smell good?" "Good, isn't it?" "This one is powerful." "It came from Bahia." "It's called "Grovel at my Feet"." "Use it." "He will throw himself at your feet, begging for your love." "You think it's funny?" "Later you tell me what happened." "But you've gotta put it on." "Don't leave it in your closet... or not even Jesus can help." "Thank you." "Lucas, yesterday, I passed by the bedroom... and there was a stranger." "He was in his underwear in front of the mirror... flexing his muscles!" "It scared the shit out of me, man!" "There he was..." "But he's the school jock, the handsome..." "Piss off!" "It hurts, it's not funny!" "You don't need to grab him to talk." " When was he born?" " October 6th, 1992." "At what time?" "00:22." "In Sao Bernardo, Sao Paulo." "The sun was in Libra when he was born... and his rising sun is in Cancer." "In the last minutes of Cancer, see?" "Almost in Leo, but still in Cancer." "The nature of a Libra with the rising sun in Cancer makes him..." "He likes to be around his family." "This is very accentuated on him." "Because Libras are very sociable people." "They like to meet people, to go out, to have fun... but the Cancer side..." "You're too slow, ma." "There are no socks in my drawer." "Haven't I told you to hand wash my socks?" "Your wallet is up there." "The rising sun gets stronger after a certain age." "Now, see, when water and air get together... they make a more sentimental nature." "There's an artistic... idealistic, depending aspect in his personality." "He's very influenced by other people's opinion." "He depends on other people's feelings towards him." "He needs people to show affection, love." "So, it's exactly as you said." "There was a handsome blond guy on the bus today." "His eyes were as blue as that towel." "He started looking at me." "He came closer, pressing his thighs." "I cut him off." "I'm not that easy." "Men are all the same." "A bunch of bastards!" "Look, I brought you this skirt." "Since I lost weight, it doesn't fit me anymore." "But it might look good on you." "Do you want it?" "I always wore it with a red T-shirt." "It looked sexy!" "Is it from your store?" "No." "It's Glams, dear." "It's imported, really fancy!" "Thank you." "Ok." "I'm done." "Carmen, can I take a look at your hands?" "You've been biting your nails!" "Do you want me to fix it?" "Of course, Miss Fingernails Plastic Surgeon." "I love this Japanese nail polish you found for me." "So you must stop biting your nails then!" "I tell everyone how good you are." "Even to my husband Nilson!" "He said one of these days he'll come here." "Your husband is a car dealer, isn't he?" "Yes, he owns a huge store." "King size!" "But I'm no fool, I take care of myself." "By the way, do you know what I have been up to now?" "I shave my pussy in different shapes, you know?" "You know what I'm talking about, right?" "Sometimes I shape it like a heart, sometimes it's bald... like a baby." "Nilson loves it." "It makes him so horny." "At my house too, thank God, no lack of money or sex!" "There you go, Carmen!" "That's the best I could do." "Aren't you buying any of my products today, to help me out?" "I'll take some "Client Catcher" incense." "Nilson's is done." " And that "Delight" soap I like." " All right." " Bye, Rose." " Bye." "Do you think it was Nilson who gave her that car?" "That woman's got it all, Rose." "Just a moment, please." "Son, hey Lucas!" "Tell your mother I'm working late." "I won't be there for dinner." "Thanks!" "He's my eldest." "He's going to be a lieutenant." " Is he your only son?" " No, I've got two more." "Let alone my mother-in-law." "Family means a lot of work, huh?" "For sure." "But I make sure we have everything." "My wife takes care of everything." "Doesn't she work?" "You must be rich!" "I wish!" "I have to work hard." "But when I get home, everything's neat." "Dinner is on the table." "My wife smells sweet." "We have to take care of what belongs to us..." " because nobody else will." " Yeah." "Definitely." "What's up?" "What do you want?" "Fucking sergeant!" "Motherfucker!" "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "An asshole down at the base." "He's giving me a hard time." " What are you studying?" " Biology." "Then sit up to study, or you'll fall asleep." "Lucas... who do you think is sexier, Vanessinha or Thais?" "Vanessinha, of course." "Thais is a pain in the ass." "Why?" "Are you hitting on Vanessinha?" " Yeah." " Really?" "And so?" " Did you fuck her?" " Not yet." " Did you grab her tits?" " With her T-shirt on." " Did you get a hard-on?" " No." "I was ok." "Listen, I'll tell you something." "The next time you're with her... you start caressing her hair... then you find her little ears." "You start kissing her neck." "Then stick your hand inside her shirt... and touch her nipple." "If her nipple is hard... you can go all the way." "What if she gets mad and doesn't let me do it?" "She won't." "She'll be as turned on as you." " Have you ever done that?" " Of course I did." "Many times." "Hi, son." "You haven't hanged your keys?" "No, I forgot them in my bedroom." " Is your father home?" " No." "I just can't believe it!" "This is a small world!" "Do you think it's big?" "It's not!" "Cicinho!" "So you're the famous Nilson that Carmen talks so much about." "In flesh and bone." "Aliçoca." "And you're my childhood sweetheart!" "What a nice surprise!" "And how are you doing?" "Married?" "Kids?" "I'm ok." "I got married." "I have three children." "Men!" "The eldest is twenty-one." "Wow, how beautiful!" "Family is good." "And you?" "Do you have kids?" "No, I have no children." "And what about Mr. Mario?" "And Ms. Jacira?" "She didn't like me." "Ms. Jacira never liked me." "It's not true." " What do you mean?" " She picked on you a little bit." " A little bit?" " Cicinho!" "Sorry, she didn't like me at all." "Is she in good health?" "She had some heart trouble last year." "She was in the hospital for 15 days." "But now she's ok." "But dad passed away." "He had a heart attack." "Oh, no!" "I can't believe it!" "He was such a nice man!" " He liked you a lot." " I know he did." "And I liked him too." "But, yeah, cool..." "You look great, carioquinha." " Really good." " Calm down!" "Don't you wear a wedding ring?" " Yes, I do." " Where is it?" "Here, around my neck." " You haven't changed at all." " What do you mean?" "Always naughty." "Just because I wear my ring around my neck?" "It's next to my heart!" "I changed a lot, you know." "Now I'm a married man." "I have responsibilities." "When you're married, you know, you become serious, right?" "I pass." "Yeah, you passed!" "You passed!" " You're not easy, man!" " Is this my beer?" " I'll double the bet!" "Who's in?" " I'm in." " Double it is!" " Did you leave early, pumpkin?" " Aren't we going to the mall?" " Of course we're going." "Hold on, 'cause Lindomar here is going to hit the jackpot." "And we're going to spend it all." "Get yourself a soda." " Is this all you've got?" " Here it comes." " It's my turn?" " Yeah." " Are you tired, grandma?" " A little bit." "Let's go upfront." "Wait up, Batata." "I'll be right down." " Where are you going?" " I'm going out." " Call me tomorrow night." " Ok, I will." "Grandma... wash this too." " Does anyone fuck with "that"?" " There's always someone who does." "The worst is the "jaguar woman" who asks:" ""How much is it?"" "But the worst are the clients with dandruff." "I hate dandruff!" "As if you waited on someone with dandruff!" " You leave them for me!" " You deserve it!" "Well, I'm leaving." "See you later, Rose." "We used to make out behind the tire repair shop." "He'd smother me with kisses, and grease." "Crazy!" "How old were you?" "I was 17 and he was 19." "Look what Rose left here." ""May Cosme ad Damião bring you luck and lust."" "Neide, that's meant for me." "I'm devoted to Cosme and Damião." "I'll cover up for Rose later." "So, getting back on that subject..." " He's asked me out for a drink." " And so?" " What should I do?" " Don't go, stupid." "Watch yourself." "Play hard to get." "Neide, I'm not difficult." "I'm made out of flesh and bones." "Like you." "Like everybody else." "Use your charms." "Men love that." "Check it out!" "Wow!" "I want him." "Hi, boys." " Hi, mom." " Hi, son." "How are you?" "Do you want to eat?" "I've already eaten." "I've gotta tell you..." "Mom, your dress is inside out!" "Didn't you notice?" "Oh, my God!" "I didn't notice." "Shameful!" "I'll change." "No, no, no." "Let me tell you something." " Guess whom I met at the parlor?" " No." "Who?" " Do you remember Cicinho?" " Which Cicinho?" "Ms. Teresinha's son, remember?" " The guy who used to fix flat tires?" " Yeah, that's him." "Is he still alive?" "Isn't he in jail, that bastard?" "Mom!" "He's not in jail." "He's rich!" "I've got to go to the bathroom first." "No, not now." "You go to the bathroom later." "Now tell me everything." "Ok." "Do you know Carmen, that client I always talk about?" " The one who has an imported car." " Yeah, I do." "So, she's his wife." "He gave her that car." "He's rich!" "So what?" "If you hadn't had picked on him..." "You deserve something better." "Sure I do!" "You know what, right, mom?" "I deserve Lindomar and that old taxi of his that only gives us expenses." " You complain too much." "But the worst was about to come." "A fan was shot and four policemen got hurt." "Which one of you peed on the toilet lid again?" "It must have been me." "I'm the one who pees standing up here." "Thais?" "You ring the bell and leave?" " I'm going out." " Are you?" "Yeah." "I came to show you my new sandals." "They're beautiful." "You look really good." "Where are you going?" "It's a secret." "Guess where?" "Feel it?" "Ah, I got it all." "It's working then." " That's good." " I'll tell you about it later." "Ok." "Kisses." "Now you tell me another one." "What's a blue spot in the middle of the woods?" " I don't know." " An ant in jeans." "What's a red spot on the door?" "A doorknob?" "No, stupid." "It's a bloodshot peephole." "Take a look." "What is it?" "Hold on." "Let me see." "This flashlight is crazy!" " Cool, huh?" " Crazy." " Where'd you get it?" " Mom gave it to me." "Cool, isn't it?" "Do you get mama's gifts now?" "What's wrong with that?" "Juninho, why do you let mom grab you all the time?" "I don't let her do it all the time." " Of course you do." " Of course not!" "You're full of shit!" ""I dream of pregnant women all the time." "What does it mean?"" "Pregnancy means prosperity, for those who..."" "Not that one." "You know how he is with his things." "I put in the book the numbers related to pregnant women:" "Nine, twenty-three, forty-six, sixty-one and ninety-seven." "Dirce, from Sao Caetano, says:" ""I dreamt of my mother who's passed away." "She died of cancer and in my dreams she had cancer again." "My father called everybody to the funeral... but when I got to the hospital..."" " Where is this?" " That's a school excursion... in Campos do Jordao." "This is a picture of the streetcar." "Are these your parents?" "Lucas, Edinho and me." "This is when I was learning how to ride a bicycle." "Lucas taught me here in the backyard." "I was six." "Stop fooling around, Mr. Lindomar Junior!" "You can keep the change." "Can you believe he asked me out for a drink again?" "It's not that easy." "No way!" "Close your eyes!" "No." "What are you going to do?" "Close your eyes!" "Don't play with me." "Don't you believe me?" "Close your eyes." "Don't open them." "Don't cheat." "Only open them when I say." "There you go." "What's wrong?" "Don't you like it?" "I do." "It's beautiful." "Let me help you." "Let's see how it looks on you." "You did my nails, now I can't do this." "Here it goes." "It looks good." "You're loaded with cash now, aren't you?" " Nice sneakers, man." " Nice, aren't they?" " Where'd you get them?" " I just got them." "Where?" " Somewhere." "Did you like them?" " I did." "The corpse must have been bigger than you." "Get with it, man." "This is comfort!" "Sleazy business." " Let me see the shades!" " Hey, man." "Try asking..." " How do I look, Juninho?" " You look good." "Really cool." " You lost them." " The shades are mine." " The shades are mine now." " Give me my sunglasses." " Hands off!" " They're mine!" " Hands off, man!" " Give me the sunglasses!" " What's wrong?" "Hands off!" " I said this shit is mine!" " Screw you, motherfucker!" " Asshole!" "Watch your mouth, Edinho!" "Edinho only ate a little bit of salad." "Luca, do you want me to serve you?" "My name is Lucas." "With an "S" in the end." "Luca sounds like a dog's name." "Lucas, do you want me to serve you?" "Yeah." "I want the same as Lucas." "That's enough." " Do you want more?" " No." " An egg?" " Only one." "Thanks." " Hello, everyone." " How are you doing?" " Hello, mom." " Hello, honey." "Hi, baby." "How are you?" "The traffic was horrible today!" "My goodness!" "What a city!" "Lucas, could you serve your mother some salad?" "Put out your cigarette first!" "Can't you see we're eating?" "Mom... don't forget what you promised me." "What did I promise you?" "A discman for my birthday." "Don't talk to me about this now." "I just got in, I'm tired." "Hello, family." "Right on time." "How are you, dad?" "It's a miracle!" "You're home for dinner!" "My wallet." "Ms. Jacira, have you seen my wallet?" "I think I left it in my white pants I dropped in the laundry." "I found it by the bed." "You always forget your wallet." "If there was money in it you wouldn't forget it." "Stop complaining." "What about serving your honey some salad?" " Hey champion, how's everything?" " All right." "Lindomar..." "look how beautiful!" "Do you like it?" "Nice." "What's wrong?" "Are you hurt?" "Let's leave it for tomorrow, huh?" "Tomorrow I'll take care of you." "The way you like it." "Tomorrow I'll treat you right." "Did you shave it?" "I can't believe it." "It's ridiculous!" " Turn off the lights!" " Shut up, you fucker!" "Lucas?" "Lucas?" "What?" "Say it." "I don't know." "Say it, Junior." "Vanessinha told me about some affair between Thais and dad." "Did you know anything about that?" "Does mom know?" "I don't know." "Why didn't you tell me?" "It's not our business." "It's their problem." "Do you think they're gonna be ok?" "I don't know." "But if they get divorced I'll go live with dad." "I'm here with you." "Are you afraid?" "This song is dedicated to Cislene from Jardim Jabaquara." "It's Luis Gonzaga, "Cintura Fina"." "Holy light, my vision." "I'm blind." "Help me, Carlinhos!" "I'm gonna make an appointment with an eye doctor for you." "I'm not seeing any doctor!" "Just because I wore the dress inside out once?" "And you can turn that back up." "I love this song." "I'm fine." "I do everything in this house." "I wash, I clean, I iron..." "I do everything in this house." "What about you?" "Why were you sleeping in the living room?" "Why weren't you in the bedroom with your husband?" "Why weren't you in the warm bed, huh?" "You have a lot of guts to look at me!" "You bitch!" "Whore!" "Slut!" "Did you fuck him?" "Did he fuck your ass too?" "You slut!" "Do you want to stay with this impotent?" "Do you want that stupid old bastard?" "Ok." "But get the fuck out of my house!" "Get out of my life!" "Toninho was all in a huff, asking where were you." "I'm fed up." "I'm trying to keep things under control." "I wasn't even going to come." "But I need the money." " Is it that easy to notice?" " Nobody's noticed anything." "This morning at home I totally lost it:" "I screamed, shouted..." "The neighbors are all probably talking about it." "Do you think I'm getting fat, Neide?" "Don't start with that, Alice." " Hi, girls!" " Hi, Carmen." "How are you?" " Let's go, Alice?" " Let's go." "You're wearing the skirt." "It looks good on you." "It fits you." " Tell me, did you like Nilson?" " Yes, I did." " Was he nice to you?" " Yeah." "Do you think he's handsome?" "He's very polite." "How nice!" "Who gave it to you?" " I bet it wasn't your husband." " I wish it wasn't, but it was." "He's been all over me." " And I owe that to you." " Why?" "Remember you told me about shaving off all your pubic hair?" "So, I did the same." "We had wild sex all night long." "See?" "Alice." " Hi, Evanildo." " How are you?" " How are you doing?" " I haven't seen you around." "Yeah, I've been working a lot at the parlor." "Working late." "And I thought you were getting the bus earlier... so you wouldn't meet me." "No way, on the contrary." "I'm getting the bus later." "The parlor's been too busy." "Let's have a beer over there." " Now?" " Yeah." "I miss the days when we had beers together." "Not today." "I'm tired and I need to get home early." "Some other day." "I'll call you." " Have my cell phone number?" " Yeah." " Take care." "Bye." " Bye." "So let's go to your place." "You're all alone, it'll be better." "Ok then." "It's a deal!" "Kisses." "Bye." "Hey Juninho, check this out." "At the crossroad" "No one knows Where it came from" " Is it yours?" " Yeah." "Why?" "Of course it is, bro." " Yours?" " Yeah." "Why?" "You don't like samba." "Just listen to it, man." "On that avenue" "Listen, I'll let you take it to school." "But give it back when I ask for it, ok?" "And don't let mom see it." "She'll start bugging me about it." "Did you hear me?" "Don't let mom see it." "I want you in" "Hi, boys." " Is everything ok?" " Yeah." " Put on 8, put on 8." " I think I turned it off." "What is it, Mr. Gabriel?" "Ms. Alice, I was waiting for you." "We're moving to Mogi das Cruzes." "I've come in my name, Dirce's name and Thais' name... to say goodbye." "Ms. Alice..." "I'm really sorry, ok?" "Hey, Junior." " Everything alright?" " Cool, bro." "I'm exhausted today." "What are you watching?" "I don't know." "Why are you awake?" "Were you waiting for me?" "Yeah." "Go to bed." "I'll be right there." "I'll take grandma to bed." "Grandma, wake up." "Go to bed." " Can you make it alone?" " Yeah." "Turn your face this way." "That's right." "So, Doctor, how's my girl?" "Don't worry, mom." "It's probably nothing serious." "It's just part of getting old." "Why is the TV on if nobody is watching it?" "Leave it, mom." "I'm watching it!" " Where are your brothers?" " They've gone out." "Hi, Edinho." "Is everything ok?" "Hi, grandma." "Hey, grandma." "Edinho, put it in my bedroom please." "You're an angel, dear." "See you." ""See you"." "I need you to lend me money, for tomorrow." "Mom lost her money." "She needed to buy her medicine, so I lent her my money." "I don't have money for the bus." "I told you." "Your mother needs to be put away in a nursing home." "I don't want to talk about that." "Are you lending me the money or not?" "I've got to go to work." " Someone has to around here." " Alice!" "Don't piss me off!" "Hi Toninho, good morning." "Sorry, I'm late." "Sorry, Carmem." "I'm so sorry." "Lindomar drives me to work everyday now." "So I'm always late." "He's been very jealous lately." "But tell me... what can I do on the way from home to here?" "You look tired." " What happened?" " It's Nilson." "He made love to me all night long." "Have you ever had sex with a black guy?" "Your nails are all chewed to bits." "You look like a little girl!" "You ruin my work!" "I'll have to put pepper sauce on your nails." "We don't have sex anymore." "Yesterday we argued until dawn." "It's complicated." "After so many years, it gets hard to split." "Yeah, but sometimes I think it'd be better." "What?" "To split?" "Yeah." "Hello?" "Fine." "Man, I'm with a client now." "Cheers." "Bye-bye." "Lucas, did you see Núbia Kelly all naked in that magazine?" "Yes, she's hot." "Fucking hot!" "Big boobs." "She's really hot, she's worth a jerk-off." "You fool." "You're a fool." " Asshole." " Just a jerk-off." "Hi, guys." "Hi there." "Your grandma is getting senile." "She wants to see me in a coffin." "She exaggerated on the salt today." "There she is... with your mom in the kitchen again." "Those two, whenever they get together, it gets on my nerves." "They're always together." "Hello, honey?" " Good morning." " Hello?" "Who is this?" "Hello?" "Good morning my ass!" "You slut!" "Aren't you tired of calling?" "I'll kick your ass!" "Can you hear me, bitch?" "I am able to predict whether it's going to be a boy or a girl... even before conception based on calculations that follow women's... fertility cycle." "From the future mother's date of birth I can tell... the sex of the 1st child; from the date of birth of the 1st child..." "I predict the sex of the second one; and if there's an abortion... we have to count it too." "If an IUD or a morning-after pill... have been used, it's not possible to predict the baby's sex." "But let's talk to people now!" " Hello?" "Who's this?" " This is Silvana." " Who am I predicting for?" " For myself." " Do you have children?" " Yeah." " When was the child born?" " October 4th, 2000." " Is it a boy or a girl?" " A boy." " A boy, born on October 4th, 2000." " That's it." "According to his birthday, the next one will be a girl." ""To Lindomar with love and affection from your Michelle."" "Rosália from Pirituba, Keila from Grajaú, Rita from Osasco..." "Tainá from Osasco and Rose Dias from Sao Matheus..." "You are all going to have a girl." " Who's on the phone?" "Hello?" " Hello." " Hi." "Who's this?" " Vânia, from Guarulhos." " Who's this for, Vânia?" " For myself." " Do you have children?" " Yes." "When was the youngest born?" "March 4th, 1993." " Are you gonna take long there?" " Hi, Carmen!" "How are you?" "No, I'm done." "You go ahead and sit down." "Wash it off quickly." "We can finish it later." "My, they're down to almost nothing today!" " Your nerves acting up again?" " Yes, my nerves!" "Why?" "Men!" "They are all the same!" "What happened?" "Something I heard this morning." "Nilson thinks I'm an idiot!" "I'm not stupid!" "Was it serious?" "I don't know, I don't wanna know." "I want to forget!" "What are you looking at?" "I haven't got all day." "Hello?" "She said she's going to hire a detective." "I think it'd be better we didn't see each other for a while." "I don't want to hurt you." "Everything I have is in her name." " I have nothing in my name." " So that's it?" "So we won't see each other anymore?" " No, it's not that." " Yes, it is, Just like that." "Relax, everything will work out fine." "Ask for the bill." " Alice, we're talking." " Give me my lighter." "Give it to me and ask for the bill." "Give me your dish." " Is that enough?" " That's enough." " More?" " No, that's enough." "Thank you." "Grandma, did you buy papaya?" "No." " Who said you could eat it?" " I wanted to." " Did you buy it?" " No, I didn't buy it." "It's mine!" " Don't throw it on the floor." " Let me clean it." " No, grandma." "Edinho will do it!" " I ain't cleaning up anything!" " Clean this up!" "Clean the floor!" " I ain't cleaning it!" " You shut up, you faggot." " Who's the faggot here?" " He is!" " Say you're sorry." "I won't say I'm sorry!" "Beat it!" "Stop this, Edinho!" " What the?" "Hustler?" " What?" "Who's the hustler?" "Tell me, fucking thief!" " Who's the hustler?" " You are!" " Who's the hustler?" " Stop this!" "Stop it!" " Who's the hustler?" "Tell me!" " Alice!" " Who's the hustler?" " Stop this shit!" "Stop it!" " Take your hands off me!" " Who's the hustler?" " Stop acting like you're crazy!" " Get out of here!" " Stop acting like crazy!" " Get out of here, Lucas!" "Get out of here, Junior!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Get the hell out of here!" "Everybody out of here!" "Out of here!" "My father Oxalá... may this smoke... cleanse this house... do away with our differences... preserve the union of its children." "Did Alice tell you what happened yesterday?" "Yeah." "And you weren't home." "I think it's funny." "When I stay at home, I'm a bum." "When I stay out working, I'm an "absent father"." "This coffee is cold." "The door is right there." "Yesterday I took someone to a nice rest home over in Lapa." "A beautiful place... with trees." "And many flowers." "I liked it." "You would like it too." "Lindomar..." "I'm not leaving." "This is my apartment." "It's under my name." "I'm not feeling well today." "I forgot my checkbook at home, almost hit a bus on my way here." "Well, at least I haven't bitten my nails for a few days." "Carmen, I can't find your nail polish." "But I have this one." "It's beautiful." "What do you mean you forgot it?" "No way, I want the other." "Are you dumb now?" "I come here only to help you." "There are tons of manicurists around." "I may disappear and you'll lose your best client." "I found it!" "What was I thinking about?" "It was in the other bag and I didn't see it." "For sure, friendships get closer... we get more confident approaching people." "Really, it gets easier for those who are shy?" "Sure, this oil gives us more confidence... so we can be more open!" "Do you use this oil by itself or diluted in perfume?" "I mix it with perfume, or water, but also by itself." " Mixed with water?" " Yes, but only for business." "For business?" "With water?" "I didn't know that." "Yes, diluted." " People come up with anything." " The oil is good for everything." "Hey Toninho, aren't you opening the parlor?" "Girlfriend, Carmen died." "You've got to be kidding." "When?" "Yesterday." "A bus crossed the red light, and she didn't see it." "The poor woman died on the spot." " She wasn't very well yesterday." " No." "We're going to the funeral." "No, I'm not going." "I hate funerals." "I will pray for her at home." "I just get crazier about Nilson each day." "I don't know how Lindomar hasn't gotten suspicious yet." "It wouldn't take much for me to leave him for good." "This thing between you and Nilson would make a great soap opera." "What if I said I was going to Paraguay with your sister?" "I'd tell him I'm going to bring some things to make extra cash!" "And take a vacation from home." "I want that man." "I won't be gone for long, it's just a few days." "But why all this rush, Alice?" "These clothes are dirty, let me wash them." "Go tomorrow." "Edinho could take you to the bus station." "As if I needed my sons to take me to the bus station!" "Bye, mom." "I don't know, dad." "Does mom know about this?" "We don't have to say anything to her." "Just look at the state your grandmother is in!" "We can't take care of her on our own here." "Your mother went to Paraguay and left everything for us." "When she's back... if she doesn't agree we can bring your grandmother back." "And why me?" "Who's her darling?" "She adores you!" "If you talk to her, it will be different." "And her bedroom will be empty." "You could move in." "What do you say?" "Here grandma, this is for you." "I'd forgotten about it." "Don't worry." "It's only for two days." "They'll take care of your eyesight and then you'll go home." "A whole set of pots and pans from the sponsor:" "The king of houseware and savings!" "Who's going to win?" "Call now!" "Take note of the telephone number." "Does everybody have... a piece of paper and a pen?" "Write it down." "Three, five, four, five..." "Repeating: 3545-1212." "Hello, girlfriend!" "Who am I talking to?" "I can't believe it!" "I've been trying to call you for my whole life." "What a beautiful voice!" "You are the boss here!" "I'm shaking like a leaf!" "Calm down!" " My heart is beating like crazy." " Calm down!" "Who am I talking to?" "Jacira, Carlinhos." "Jacira Gomes." "Please, is Nilson there?" "He left town?" "Where to?" "Abroad?" "When will he be back?"