"With the help of Dad's radio transmitter I hypnotized an Arab sheikh." "I'll count to ten." "When I've finished counting you'll fall asleep." "When you wake up you'll call my dad, SM Five FL." "He said he'd come here." " To Sweden?" " No, to Stureby." " When?" " I forgot to ask." "I hypnotized the evil Lasse Agren." "And the cute Marianne who did exactly as I wanted." "Is there nothing special you want to do?" " I hypnotized you into it." " Otherwise I'd never have done it." "When will you hypnotize me again?" "When I showed him the test Dad just shook his head." "He needs someone who could help him with all the calculations." "Percy's father is a businessman..." "When he was unable to sell in one place, they moved to the next." "I'll hypnotize Percy to become a math genius." " Isn't your dad at work?" " No, he must work in peace and quiet." "Hello, guys." "As I count your eyelids become heavier... and heavier." "One... two... three... four... five." "When I snap my fingers you'll wake up and be a math genius." " Can I calculate anything now?" " I think so." "I'll try this, it looks difficult." "Nothing doing." "I still can't do a damn thing." "You might need to practice." "You must do something called division, you know." "It's almost the hardest thing of all." "It's as if you have 18 buns and sell them to six little kids." " How many buns does each one get?" " Not a single one!" "They may buy three each for cash payment." "If I take 50 cents a piece, with no overheads, I've earned nine bucks." "That's right." "It's called multiplication." "Now you're a genius!" "Like the world's best businessmen!" "Wallenberg, Rockefeller... and another American." "And that's Kreuger, he's the biggest of them all." "He earned many millions from matches." " What happened?" " He miscalculated and... shot himself." "Lets do the next one!" "You're probably the best friend I ever had." "I've never had any before." "Now I'm going to help Dad with his big deal." "What it is, is a secret." "He's bought a stock of blinds." "When he's sold them," "Mom will have the persian coat she's nagged about." " Shall we go and tease Lasse!" " No." "I must go home and eat." "Join us!" " This evening?" " Sure, sure." "SM Five Foxtrot Lima calling HZ One Tango Alpha." "This is Dr. Kurth Stark from Sweden calling His Royal Highness." "Hey Lasse!" " Are you cross?" " No, it's so sad not fighting." "If you weren't able to hypnotize me, I'd make mincemeat of you." "How then?" "Show us!" "Like this!" "Take your time!" "Harder!" "Harder!" "Arghh!" "What the hell are you doing ?" "!" "Ulf, show me how you're going to greet the sheikh." "I am very pleased to meet your Royal Hejness..." "Highness..." "I am very pleased to meet your Royal Highness!" "Good!" "But it's something about how you move.Walk around a bit!" "You point your feet outwards!" "You can't walk like that when the sheikh comes." "A gentleman never points his feet outwards." "Show him, Jan." "Perfect!" "Now we'll take everything from the beginning." "No, enough is enough." "Let's dance now." "My dear SM Five FL, ask when that sheik intends to come." "Ulf!" "So, about your test, Percy." "I don't know what to say." " It went all to hell..." " You don't understand." "Give me the test!" "You don't understand how happy I am." "Look!" "This time, you got them all right." "Thanks!" "Thank you, Miss!" "How did you manage it?" " Peeking at someone else." " No, Bengt-Ake, he hasn't!" "But there is one thing that I don't understand." "Why have you written dollars and cents in all the answers?" "It's something I learned with Uffe." "Now I can finally help Dad with his calculations!" " Come with us and shoot air rifles!" " No, I'm going home with the test." "I'll also do something else." "...when you wake up, do the same as last time." " Is there anything else you want?" " Yes, you're in love more than ever." "With a guy with dark hair and hypnotic gaze." " What shall we do now?" " Now I can finally get a dog!" "Sweetie..." "Good day, Uncle Gustavsson." "Good day, Aunt Ohlsson." "Nice corset." "It would suit my wife." "What is it?" "Do you have a pain in your stomach?" "No, but you feel more and more tired." "You feel relaxation throughout your whole body." "One... two... three..." "The only thing you hear is my voice." "As you drift away." "Now you're completely gone." "Four... five..." "You have fallen into a deep and refreshing sleep." "And when you wake up again you'll feel the urge to get me a dog." " Ulf..." " A cute little puppy." " A chow-chow or Irish setter." " Aoooo!" "Any dog is fine however." "Wake up now!" "SM Five FL, Foxtrot Lima, Can you hear me?" "Can you hear me?" "This is Talal Al Saud..." "This is SM Five FL, Foxtrot Lima, calling your Royal Highness." "This is SM Five FL, Foxtrot Lima, Dr. Kurth Stark from Sweden calling." "He was there!" "Now he's just gone!" " Who?" " The sheikh!" "Damn it to hell!" "Is there... anything you want to give me?" " Like what?" " A dog, for example." "No, Ulf." "Please go away." "Go from here, I say!" "What is it?" "You're so quiet." "Did you help your dad all night?" " I couldnt fall asleep." " That's the case when you're happy." "Bighead!" "Dogs are the only thing he thinks about." " What did your dad say?" " Nothing special." " But now you can be a businessman!" " He said that I'll never become one." " It's the worst thing you can be." " When will he do his business deal?" "Nothing came of it." "But it's a secret." "He wants Mom to be happy." " It'll sort itself out." " No." "Now we'll move again." "No one wants to buy his blinds here." "We'll probably move to Munkfors." " Maybe he'll change his mind." " He never does." "Unless you can hypnotize him!" "Can you do it?" "No, I've lost my hypnotic powers." "I tried it on my Dad yesterday." "Then I must start to feel uncomfortable, otherwise I'll never want to move." "This is the grossest available." "I'm going to eat it all." "Then I'll probably finally want to leave here." "So it's just the rest." "Look!" "Percy's crazy, he's got a massive plateful." "Five film cards says that he can do it!" " That's what you get for the lamppost!" " Disperse!" "Don't stand here!" "Away with you, everyone!" "I see that somebody appreciates the food here!" " Miss, shouldn't Percy also tidy up?" " He can stand there if he wants to." "Little Percy..." "what were you thinking?" " Let's see if you've injured yourself." " Leave me alone!" "Take it easy now." "It was an accident, it can happen to anyone." "Percy!" "Not the desk!" "Percy!" "Why can't you scream and pull my hair?" "Percy, don't go!" "Percy!" " Hello!" "Why are you sitting here?" " I'm looking out over Stureby." "So I'll remember it later." " Let's do something else now." " I can buy you a Dixi-cola." " I don't want anything I like." "Let's go to the workshop and see if there are any new cars!" " Look, the whole nose is pushed in!" " This is a DKV." " Do you know what DKV means?" " No, what?" "Hells bells." " Why did he say that?" " His mom doesn't know they're moving." "She bought the coat though they can't afford it." "It's a shame about Percy." "No, see how it looks!" "It's not possible to eat." " I'm sure it's fine." " No!" "But honey..." "It's almost better this way." "Right, boys?" " It's probably a bit crispier." " A burnt pudding is burnt!" "Not something one invites royals to." "What if it gets burned when he comes" " It'll be fine!" " I need to know when he'll come." " I wish he wasn't coming." " Don't say that." "We're going to have fun now." "I can tell you a funny story." "Do you know what DKV means?" "No." "It's one of those cars like Eskil has, right?" "The Pussy Wagon!" "Leave the table, Ulf!" "Such words I don't want to hear!" "Go up to your room!" "And think about what you've said." " It was funny, what you said." " Mom and Dad didn't like it." " I don't even know what it means." " You'll learn when you get older." " They're just nervous about the sheik." " Why?" "He's a Prince, damn it." "He has a private aircraft." "Sure to have lots of wives too." "9-2." "And if you ask a sheik for something he must give it instantly." " Like a dog, for example?" " Yes." "This is SM Five FL, this is Dr. Kurth Stark from Sweden calling." "SM Five FL Foxtrot Lima calling your Royal Highness." " Hey, Lasse!" "Is your hand better now?" " You tricked me." "I hate that!" "If Uffe couldn't hypnotize me you'd all get to see!" "But he can't anymore." "He can't hypnotize at all." "Tricked, huh?" "Do something, Uffe!" "There's a sheikh coming to visit us!" "Unless you stop, you can't see him!" "I'll bet anything." " Okay." "And I'll have the watch you had when you hypnotized me!" "Why did you say that?" "To get beat up, and it worked, of course." "Now I can't wait to leave here." " Was it true about the sheik?" " I have to go home and start packing." " When's the Arabian sheik coming?" " Shouldn't you hypnotize me, Uffe?" "Who believes a sheikh?" "Couldn't he think of anything better to lie about?" "Ignore them." "I know you're not lying." "Can't we go to the patisserie?" " Hi." " Hi." "Come on." " Hello, what can I get you?" " Have what you want, I'll buy." " Those green ones look very good." " We'd like two of those, please." " Can we say three?" " Shall it be three?" "Yes..." "Hello, Uncle Gustavsson." " Hello, Aunt Ohlsson." " There's something I want to say to you." " What then?" "Well..." "Oh, it's nothing." " Hi." " Hi." "I'll be back soon, I'll just go to the bathroom." "That's what I wanted to tell you." "You did it when you hypnotized me." "You said I'd fall in love with a dark haired guy with a hypnotic gaze." "He's called Arne." "If you don't say you saw us here, you'll get a penny!" "I don't want anything!" "I don't care about love." " What an idiot." "What's up with him?" " You don't know anything!" " You beat hard and conscientiously today." " I'm doing fine until the sheik arrives." "He's not coming after all." "Dad got a card from him." " He doesn't have time to visit us." " Why doesn't he have time?" "He has to meet the King..." "Ulf, we have to be extra nice to Daddy now." "He's very disappointed." "Is it not Kurth Stark I have the honour to meet?" "Go up to your room!" "And take that off!" "Why are you dressed like this?" "I just wanted to make you happy!" "I never want to hear about Arabia again." "Go now!" "You're always so damn sour!" "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2015)"