"# Day of days #" "#Wonderful day of love #" "# Beauteous day #" "#Let the sun rise above #" "#Glorious day #" "#Making the sun appear #" "#Beauty reigns #" "#Over this day of days #" "# Day of days #" "# Wonderful day oflove #" "#Beauteous day #" "#Let the sun rise above #" "#Glorious day #" "#Making the sun appear #" "#Beauty reigns #" "#Over this day #" "#Of days ##" "Papa!" "Papa!" "Now that's the third time she's run away from me:" "It's disgraceful:" "It's unbelievable:" "Why do you give me nothing but trouble?" "As soon as you're born, your mother runs away:" "You're going to be married, and your bride runs away:" "It's nothing but run, run, run!" " If only it hadn't rained:" " What has the rain got to do with it?" "In the sunlight, in the moonlight, nothing could stop her:" " But other women run away too:" " But after the wedding:" "That's different:" "That's all right:" "Why didn't she wait that long?" "Any decent girl would have waited that long:" "Ah, but not she:" "She is different:" " Ohh " " She is wonderful:" "Ohh!" "Oh, why did it have to rain?" "Your Grace, the guests are getting very excited:" "They want their presents back:" "What?" "Oh, no:" "The presents will not be returned:" "The Liebenheims have never returned anything:" "Your Grace, may I suggest perhaps a few words of explanation?" "Very well:" "Very well:" "Go and explain it to them:" "Shh!" "Uh, ladies and gentlemen:" "You are all here today:" "To attend the wedding:" "Of two charming, delightful people:" "And now you're surprised to see me standing here alone:" "To tell you the truth, I'm surprised myself:" "No, no, no, no:" "Please:" "You" "You must not despair:" "I promise you this wedding will take place:" "Ahh!" "N" " N-Not today, but, uh, someday:" "Ohh!" "No, no, no, no:" "You must not doubt me:" "I will find her:" "I will find her even if I have to search the whole world:" "And I will bring her back:" "Nothing can stop me:" "I will bring her back even if I have to drag her:" "# I have a nasty temper though I keep it in control #" "# For, after all I really am a simple-hearted soul #" "# He's a simp, he's a simp He's a simple-hearted soul #" "# But when my seeds of kindliness have failed to bear me fruit #" "# I then become, I must confess a nasty-tempered brute #" "# He's a nas, he's a nas He's a nasty-tempered brute #" "#And now I've stood enough #" "# I have to treat her rough #" "#And show her I am capable of caveman stuff #" "# She'll love me and like it #" "#When I start the strike it will not be tenderly #" "What a man!" "# I'll win her, the sinner #" "# By Harry, we'll marry #" "#And she'll propose to me #" "Gorgeous, isn't he?" "# My papa tells me I have charms galore #" "Ahh!" "#And I have never had complaints before #" "#We'll sail away soon and on our honeymoon #" " #She'll love me #" " She'll love him and like it!" " # She'll love it ##" " Love him!" "Like it!" "Love him!" "Like it!" "She'll love it!" "Countess, please:" "Whew:" "The narrowest escape I ever had:" "Five more minutes, and I'd have been married:" "I even had the wedding gown on:" "But fortunately it didn't fit:" "And suddenly I realized it was fate:" "The dressmaker had saved the day:" "Oh, think what I owe that dressmaker:" "Mmm!" "I owe him for the dress too!" " But, Countess " " Oh, I know:" "I know what you're going to say:" "I owe everybody:" "And here was my chance:" "Here was a chance to marry a man who had everything a woman desires:" "He's rich, he's wealthy:" "And he has nothing but money:" "And how we could use it:" "And how!" "Come in:" "Are you the lady who jumped on this train after we had started?" "Yes, and I shall complain about it:" "Trains don't go until I get on them:" "Oh!" "Oh, pardon me:" "I've just come from a wedding:" "It isn't any of your business where I've come from:" "Pardon me, madame:" "May I take the liberty of asking where you are going?" "I don't know:" "I haven't the slightest idea:" "Can't you make a suggestion?" "Well, we go to Vienna:" " Mmm:" " Monte Carlo?" " Monte Carlo?" " Yes, madame:" "Two tickets for Monte Carlo:" "Yes, madame:" "Monte Carlo:" "Monte Carlo!" "Bertha, how much money have we left?" " Only 10,000 francs:" " That's enough:" "With this 10,000 francs I'll win my freedom, my happiness at the green tables:" "Let's see:" "The first day I'll win, uh, 50,000 francs:" " But, Countess " " No, no, no, no:" "That's enough for the first day:" "But on the second day I'll take the 50,000 francs and win 100,000:" "And on the third day 150,000:" "And then 300,000:" "And then I'll start!" "I'll smash the bank:" "And that means millions:" "Millions!" "Listen, here's a puzzle:" "And believe me, it's hot:" "She comes from a wedding:" "She has nothing on:" "She's left her husband behind:" "She has no ticket:" "She has no idea where she wants to go:" "And she goes to Monte Carlo:" "How old is her husband?" "Too old!" "# Blow, whistle #" "# Blow away #" "# Blow away the past #" "# Go, engines #" "#Anywhere #" "# I don't care how far #" "# On, on, from darkness into dawn #" "# From rain into the rainbow #" "# Fly with me #" "# Gone, gone #" "#All my grief and woe #" "#What matter where I go #" "# If I am free #" "# Beyond the blue horizon #" "#Waits a beautiful day #" "# Good-bye to things #" "#That bore me #" "#Joy is waiting for me #" "# I see a blue horizon #" "# My life has only begun #" "# Beyond the blue horizon #" "# Lies a rising #" "# Sun #" "#Beyond the blue horizon #" "# Waits a beautiful day #" "#Good-bye to things #" "# That bore me #" "#Joy is waiting for me #" "# I see a blue #" " # Horizon # - #Blue horizon #" "# My life has only begun #" "# Beyond the blue horizon #" "# Lies a rising #" "# Sun ##" "Twenty-nine!" "Black!" "Odd!" "If I only had your luck:" "Tell me, how do you do it?" "Nothing to it:" "I have a system that can't miss:" "If I happen to be standing beside a brunette, I bet on red:" "If I'm standing next to a redhead, I bet on black:" "But suppose you're standing next to a blonde:" "What do you do then?" "I ask her where she lives:" "There's your blonde:" "Well, why don't you go and speak to her?" " Don't tell me you're afraid:" " I am:" "And for the first time:" "I don't know what's the matter with me:" "But I must have some excuse:" "If only she'd dropped something, I" " I could pick it up:" "If she only had a little dog, I could get him to bite me:" "I've got it:" "You shall introduce me:" " But I don't know her either:" " That's the whole idea:" "You go up and speak to her, she's very insulted:" "Then I come up and slap you in the face twice:" "Oh, no:" "Oh, no:" "All right, then:" "Once:" "Go:" "Go and introduce yourself:" "Fifty francs, please, madame:" "Merci, madame:" "She is superstitious:" "Uh, don't strike, madame:" "If you want any luck, you must stroke - stroke caressingly:" "Naturally, not my back, madame:" "No luck to that:" "But the back of my head - Stroke my hair and see what happens:" "Magic, madame:" "From then on, magic:" "Everything you touch will turn to gold:" "Millions at your fingertips:" "What?" "You don't want to?" "All right, madame:" "But I warn you - fail to do this, and you'll have no luck:" "You'll lose everything:" "You'll come out a beggar:" "But don't blame me when it's too late:" "Armand, if she wins now - the rest'll be easy:" " Bye-bye, old boy!" " Good luck!" " Who is she?" " She lives in the Palace Hotel:" "Think her name is Countess Mara:" "Sixteen!" "She shall win:" "She must win:" "She must win:" "She must win:" "She shall win:" "She mu " "Sixteen!" "All on 16, please:" "Sixteen!" "All on 16 again, please:" "Sixteen!" "All on 16!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Palais de Danse?" "This is Count Rudolph Farriere speaking:" "I want a private dining room for two:" "Twenty-nine!" "Black!" "Odd!" "Eleven" " Four" " Five " "Five hundred thousand " "Eleven and nine and four" "Makes two million:" "Six hundred and thirty thousand francs:" "That is up until the 15th of September:" "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11" "Nine, 10, 11- Four, eight, six, 11:" "Five, six, 11" "Five million " "Good evening, Countess:" "You engaged the servants, didn't you?" "Yes, Countess, I did:" "Two valets, a chauffeur, a footman, a hairdresser and an extry maid:" "That's good:" "And tomorrow they promised us the other five rooms:" "We will have the entire floor:" "That's very good:" ""Dear Countess, please pardon me for sending these flowers so late:" "But I had to get the little flower girl out of bed first:"" "Such impudence!" " Good night:" " Good night, Countess:" "Hello?" "Can't you go to sleep either, Countess?" "# Pardon me, madame, if I #" "# Seem a trifle bold #" "# But my little story #" "# Must be told #" "#You are very rude #" "#Who you are I do not know #" "# But no true gentleman #" "#Would annoy a lady so #" "# Give me a moment, please #" "#A moment, please #" "# One word, one smile #" "# One thrill #" "# Fill me with ecstasy #" "#And speak to me #" "#You should, you must #" "#You will #" "# I never knew #" "#That one like you #" "# Could bring me to #" "# My knees #" "# Lift me #" "#And let me rise #" "#To paradise #" "# For just a moment #" "# Please #" "# Give me a moment, please #" "#A moment, please #" "# One word, one smile #" "# One thrill #" "# Fill me with ecstasy #" "#And speak to me #" "#You should, you must #" "# You will #" "# I never knew #" "#That one like you #" "# Could bring me #" "#To my knees #" "# Lift me and let me rise #" "#To paradise ##" "I tell you, she doesn't even know you're alive:" "Certainly she does:" "I've written her every day this week:" "Yes, and nothing doing:" "I don't understand it:" "I've tried everything:" "No one could be fresher than I was:" "I don't know what to do next:" "# Give me a moment, please #" "#A moment, please #" "#A word, a smile, a -##" "You, uh" "You know this lady too?" "Do I know her?" "She's, uh, the Countess Mara, isn't she?" "Quite right:" "Countess Mara:" "Lives at the Palace Hotel:" "Third floor:" "Rooms 300-325:" "Entrance: 306:" " Where do you live, may I ask?" " At the Palace Hotel, of course:" "Uh, formerly I lived at the Grand Hotel:" "But she insisted that I move to the Palace:" "Well, you know what one will do to please a woman:" "Especially when she's so beautiful:" "Beautiful?" "That hardly describes her:" "You have no idea how she looks:" "How could you tell, just seeing her on the street?" "Of course:" "How does a woman look in the morning?" "That's the time to tell:" "You should see her in her negligee:" "Her neck and her shoulders " "And that lovely blonde hair:" "But there's only one drawback- she has no money:" " What do you mean?" " She has no money at all:" "Well, one can't live on fresh air:" "You've said enough!" "Do you know what you are?" "Oh, no, I'm not, I assure you:" "For pity's sake, speak low:" "I'll do whatever you want:" "Only be quiet:" "Otherwise, I'll lose my position:" "Your position?" "Who are you?" "I'm a hairdresser:" "The personal hairdresser of Countess Mara:" " Her hairdresser?" " Yes, sir:" "Well!" "This is getting interesting:" "Now you won't do anything against me?" "On the contrary:" "I'm delighted to meet you:" " We must see a lot of each other:" " Yes:" "We" "We have mutual interests:" " We, uh" "We must exchange ideas:" " Yes, of course:" " We" "We must become friends:" " Oh, yes:" "But there:" "What am I saying?" " We are friends!" " Yes, of course we are!" " Friends:" " Armand:" "I want you to meet a very great friend of mine:" " How do you do?" " How do you do?" "Yes:" "Who is he?" " You don't know who he is?" " No:" "He is her hairdresser:" "And I " "I am his very best friend:" "Allow me to introduce myself:" "My name is Count Rudolph Farriere:" "I'm delighted to meet you:" "My name is, uh " "Just call me Paul:" "Just call him Paul:" "Paul?" "# Here's a lucky devil and I surely envy him #" "# For his store of inside information #" "# He is in his glory when a lady wants a trim #" "#Work to me is like a recreation #" "# Oh, boy, what an occupation #" "#Why waste away your youth #" "# Searching for the naked truth #" "#Why attend a college Get your knowledge #" "#Trimmin' the women #" "Ha!" "#Who needs a lot of Greek #" "#To caress a lady's cheek #" "# Couldn't you contrive it while in private #" "#Trimmin' the women #" "# Now, if you care for beauties #" "# Be a beauty specialist #" "# He caresses ladies' tresses #" "#And they never resist #" "# But why ply another trade #" "# Barbers pet and yet get paid #" "#You could make a sort of indoor sport of #" "#Trimmin' the women #" "Come here:" "#Why try to figure out #" "#What this world is all about #" "# Never mind the great books Fill your date books #" "#Trimmin' the women #" "# Shy guys and those who feel #" "#That they have no sex appeal #" "# Get a lot of chances for romances #" "#Trimmin' the women #" "# No hairdresser ever #" "# Has to lead a double life #" "# Now, he can pet a cute brunette #" "#And still be true to his wife #" "# But why sigh and yearn so much #" "# For the skin you love to touch #" "# Satisfy the craving finger-waving #" "#Trimmin' the women ##" "Ahh!" "I've just heard a puzzle!" "It's a hot one:" "She jumps on the train:" "She comes from the wedding:" "The husband is not with her:" "She is not dressed:" "She has no ticket:" "She doesn't know where she wants to go:" "And she goes to Monte Carlo!" "How old is the hus " " Oh, you are the new hairdresser?" " Brand-new, mademoiselle:" "You may come in:" "Try and keep me out:" "I hope the countess will like you:" "Paul has told me everything about her:" "I know exactly what to do:" "That isn't what counts:" "The thing for you to know is what you mustn't do:" "Don't ever try to tell her stories:" "Don't mention gambling:" "Don't talk about money in any way:" "In fact, don't talk at all:" "I understand:" "And remember, the countess is very strict about this - never flirt with chambermaids:" " I never do:" " Quite right:" "But to avoid any future misunderstandings " "I am not a chambermaid:" "Still, I - I never do:" "Now I will announce you to the countess:" "Bring her in:" "I am ready:" "How do you do?" " How long have you been a hairdresser?" " Oh, a long time, madame:" "I have served many, many ladies:" " Where did you work?" " At home:" "I mean, uh, the - the ladies always came to my house:" "Oh, yes:" "Yes, of course:" "Yes:" " Uh, naturally, there'll be no more of that:" " I realize that:" "You are in my employ now and you will devote yourself entirely to me:" "Only to you, Countess:" " And I hope it will not be a job for a day:" " That depends entirely upon you:" "Then I'm sure it will be at least, uh - a week:" "Who knows?" "Maybe for months:" "Maybe for years:" "Uh, who knows?" " By the way, what's your name?" " Rudolph:" " Rudolph?" " Yes:" "Rudolph:" "Rudy!" "I don't like that name:" "I don't ever want to hear it again:" "Oh, but don't worry:" "It's not your fault:" "Let's see:" "I shall call you, um:" "Paul:" "Just call me Paul:" "Rudolph!" "Yes, Countess?" "Didn't I tell you your name was Paul?" "If you ever answer again to Rudolph, I'll " "Hello?" "Yes?" "Who?" "Who do you wish to speak to?" "Rudolph?" "Paul:" "For you:" "Thank you, madame:" "Pardon me, please:" "Hello, this is:" "Paul:" "Paul!" "No:" "Paul:" "R" " U-D-O-L-P-H:" "Paul!" "Yes!" "Paul is here too:" "What we want to know is, how are things going?" "What?" "You are not alone:" "He's not alone!" "You can't speak?" "Oh, I understand:" "Yes, well, I'll ask questions and you just answer:" "Yes:" "Yes:" "Yes!" "No:" "Well, I hope so:" "Good-bye:" "See you tonight:" "My servants don't receive phone calls here:" " Please remember that:" " Quite right, Countess:" "And please don't ever make engagements without asking me first:" "And you will not have this evening off:" "You will stay right here:" "Thank you very much, Countess:" "You're making yourself much too prominent:" " Bags:" " Yes:" "All right:" "Yes:" "Excuse me, madame:" "My baggage has just arrived:" "Well, don't unpack yet:" "I'm not at all sure I'm going to keep you:" "So far you've done nothing but make me nervous:" "Now I'd like to see what else you can do:" "Cut my hair:" "Haircut a la Marotte:" "The countess said "a la Marotte"?" "Yes, yes:" "A la Marotte:" "A la Marotte:" "Oh!" "A la Marotte:" "Of course:" "How silly of me:" "A la Marotte:" "And that's what you call a haircut?" "Are you insane?" "Yes, madame!" "Oh, Countess, please forgive me, but I can't do it!" "To cut that beautiful, lovely hair would be nothing but cold-blooded murder:" " You're discharged!" " Oh, please, give me one more chance!" "I'll do anything!" "Countess, please forgive me!" " I'll do anything you say:" "I promise " " I want you to leave this house:" "Rudolph!" "Rudolph!" "Raul:" "Ohh:" "I don't ever want to see you again:" "I want you to leave just as soon as you've finished:" " Please, Countess:" " Immediately:" " And I'm not going to change my mind:" " Give me one more chance:" "Please, please, Countess:" "Please, please stop bothering me!" "Oh, I'm so nervous I could scream:" " Oh, I have a headache:" " Headache?" "Oh, yes:" "And it's all your fault:" "No, no:" "No, don't do that:" "Don't do that:" "No:" "No, no, no, no!" "No!" "No:" "No:" "No:" "Ohh:" "Ohh:" "Ohh!" "Oh, that feels good:" "Ohh!" "Oh, that feels even better:" "Oh:" "You must have electricity in your hands:" "Oh, I never felt like this before:" "Gorgeous!" "Of course you'll stay:" "Thank you, madame:" "And whatever I call you " "Paul, Rudolph, or Rudy- whenever I call you:" "Please come:" "Countess, even when you don't call me, I'll come:" "# Madame, you inspire me now #" "#Just try and fire me now #" "#This is something new to me #" "# It's hard to understand #" "# I don't know what you do to me #" "#Whatever it is #" "# It's grand #" "# Since we met today #" "# I feel that I'm in wonderland #" "# I can't explain #" "#The way I feel #" "#Whatever it is #" "# It's grand #" "# I've never known a more delightful #" "# Headache remedy #" "# It's just as good for broken hearts #" "#And housemaid's knee #" "# If my head should ache tonight #" "# I'll need a helping hand #" "# It may be wrong #" "# It may be right #" "#Whatever it is #" "# It's grand ##" "Honorable Countess:" "If your account with us:" "Is not settled by tomorrow night " "Countess Mara, Palace Hotel:" "Dear Countess:" "We are sorry to inform you" "Rudolph!" "Have you gone completely out of your mind?" "No!" "Nothing like that:" "I just happened to mention I was a good driver:" "And the next day the chauffeur was fired:" " And what do you think of this?" " What?" "Yesterday I served her breakfast:" "And instantly two lackeys were out of a job:" "In other words, I'm driving her car, dressing her hair:" "Waiting on her:" "Just wait till she fires her maid:" "No, sir!" "It's an insult, sir!" "Not a chance!" "You can't bribe me!" "And if you ever ask for the lady's address again, I shall call the police!" "Good-bye:" "See you later:" "Get out of my way!" "Countess, you wanted to see me about something very important:" "Rudolph, I'll have to discharge you:" "Sorry:" "But I'm not going:" "And it won't be so easy to get rid of me either:" "Why, I" " I never expected this:" "I " "I've given up everything for you:" "The little business of my own:" "I " "I've lost all the ladies I used to work for:" "My whole life has been arranged to suit you:" "And now, for no good reason at all, you want to kick me out:" "I know:" "I know:" "Everything you say is true, but " "Well, I " "I simply can't afford to keep you any longer:" "Will you please open the door?" " What do you want?" " I want to speak to Countess Mara:" "Lots of people want that:" " What's the big idea?" " Please, sir:" "Won't you listen?" "Get out:" "I don't want to waste time mucking about with you:" "Your Grace:" "What are you doing?" "Please come in, Your Grace:" "Your Grace will excuse this?" "He is a new man:" "He has no idea who Your Grace is:" "You'll get to know me:" "Rlease, Your Grace:" "Yes:" "Yes:" "Helene:" "Do you know who that is?" "That's her fiancé:" "Duke Otto von Liebenheim:" "Looks dumb, doesn't he?" "Do you know why?" "Because he is dumb:" "Otto, I left you three times because I wanted to be fair with you:" "But sometimes if one is in trouble enough, the best intentions go up in smoke:" "Especially if one has all kinds of bills:" "No money, and the hotel invites you to get out:" "No place to go:" "Well, in a moment like that, one's not very responsible:" "One's liable to get the most terrible idea:" "All right:" "Marry me:" "Otto, if I were to promise to do so now, it would be only for your money:" "And you dare tell me that right to my face?" "Yes:" "I do:" "Oh, you are so different!" "Where is there another woman in the world:" "Who would marry a man only for his money and tell him so?" "Splendid:" "You're beautiful:" "I'm rich:" "You buy, and I pay:" "You tell me everything:" "And I'll forgive you:" "It will be the happiest marriage in the world:" "You're really very nice:" "I wish I could love you:" "#You'll love me and like it #" "# I'm wealthy but healthy #" " #And I'll be true to you # - #What a man #" "# My income is nearly a million pounds yearly #" "# But we could struggle through if I cared for you #" "# I'll build you castles, dear beyond compare #" "# I fear you're building castles in the air #" " # Imagine our thrills # - #Ah, but when you see the bills #" " # I'll love you # - #And like it #" "# I'll love it #" "# She'll love me and like it She'll love me and like it #" "Good man:" "You shall stay with us:" "Rudolph:" "I think I'll be able to keep you after all:" "Countess:" "I" " I'd like to tell you a secret, but - but I'm afraid you might fire me:" " What is it?" " Well:" "It's not so easy to explain, but I   but I'm not " " You're not what?" "I'm not poor:" "As a matter of fact, I have quite a nice little fortune:" "Now, if you would allow me, I'd only be too delighted " "How dare you insult me:" "How dare you:" "Oh, please:" "Please don't send me away:" "You've misunderstood me:" "I only wanted to offer you some advice:" "Now, we're in Monte Carlo, aren't we?" "Very well:" "Now here's what I mean:" "I didn't make this fortune dressing hair:" "Oh, no:" " It was inherited:" " Inherited?" "I mean, uh - I inherited, uh:" "From my father" "All my luck at gambling:" "I was not so fortunate:" "I never won in my life:" "Countess, won't you let me play for you?" "Just once?" " No, no, no, no:" " I have a system that can't fail:" "Don't tell me:" "I don't want to hear about it:" " What is it?" " I'll tell you:" "If I stand beside a brunette, I bet on red:" "If I stand beside a redhead, I bet on black:" "But what if you stand beside a blonde?" "Well, when I stand beside a blonde, then it makes no difference at all:" "Red or black, black or red, nothing can stop me:" "I always win:" "All right:" " We'll go and play tonight:" " Yes:" "But " "But how can I go to the casino with my hairdresser?" "Oh, Countess:" "Please don't worry:" "No one at the casino knows I'm a hairdresser:" "My clothes are upstairs:" "And when the countess goes out with me tonight:" "Everyone will think that I am the count:" " Go and get dressed:" " Yes, my countess:" "Come in:" "I don't need you anymore:" "You don't look like a count:" "So much better:" "My last thousand francs:" "My happiness will be at stake, Rudolph:" "My whole future is in your hands:" "# Because I feel the urgency #" "# Of your supreme emergency #" "# Madame, I cannot and I will not fail #" "# Come good or evil take my all #" "# On you alone I stake my all #" "#And let my castles either rise #" "# Or fall #" "# Forever #" "#Always, in all ways #" "# Rely upon me #" "# Should any doubt come #" "#Wait for the outcome hopefully #" "#Always, in all ways #" "#Whatever may be #" "# I will rely on just you #" "#And trust you #" "# Sometimes, in small ways #" "#We may not agree #" "# But we will weather hardship together #" "#Wait and see #" "#We'll have a happy ending #" "# If you will keep depending #" "#Always, in all ways #" "# On me #" "#Your sympathetic attitude #" "# Has won my deepest gratitude #" "# I hope we may not have to say good-bye #" "# If you should have to go away #" "# I'll follow as a stowaway #" "# Someday I may be able to #" "# Repay #" "#Your kindness #" "#Always, in all ways #" "# Rely upon me #" "# Should any doubt come #" "#Wait for the outcome hopefully #" "#Always, in all ways #" "#Whatever may be #" "# I will rely on just you #" "#And trust you #" "# Sometimes, in small ways #" "#We may not agree #" "# But we will weather hardship together #" "#Wait and see #" "#We'll have a happy ending #" " # If I will keep # - # If you will keep #" "# Depending #" "#Always #" "# In all ways #" "# On #" " #You ## - # Me ##" "Eleven:" "Black:" "Odd:" "I lost again:" "Bad luck in this game:" "Good luck with her:" "Oh:" "Would the countess like anything to eat?" "No, thanks:" "We've dined:" "The countess has lost one of her buckles:" "Must have lost it when we were dancing:" "But the countess wanted to play tonight:" "Oh, yes:" "That's what we wanted to do:" "But Duke Otto was there, so, of course, that made it impossible for us to stay:" "Well, we had to do something:" "So, we went out and:" "Looked around:" "Bertha, you've no idea how beautiful Monte Carlo is:" "The park- simply divine:" "And the promenade - like a walk in the clouds:" "And as far as you could see, not a soul:" "And so we sat down close:" "Very close:" "Uh, you see, I felt so cold:" "Yes, there's a very strong sea breeze tonight:" "Yes:" "Quite right:" "Quite right:" "A very strong sea breeze:" "And when the countess felt so cold?" "Well, uh, finally I became so " "I became so chilly:" "I didn't want to take any chances:" "What's the use of catching a cold?" "And so I told him, "Rudolph, we mustn't wait any longer:" "You go back to the casino alone and play for me:"" "And so he went:" "And now I'm waiting for him to come back:" "Oh, I wish he were here:" "I don't need you anymore:" "Come in:" "200,000 francs:" "How dare you:" "That will be all for tonight:" "# Give me a moment, please #" "#A moment, please #" "# One word One smile #" "# One thrill #" "#Let me enfold your charms #" "# Within my arms #" "# You should You must #" "# You will #" "#I never knew #" "# That one like you #" "#Could bring me to #" "#My knees #" "#Lift me and let me rise #" "# To paradise #" "# For just #" "#A moment #" "# Please #" "# No more #" "# I implore #" "#Leave me till #" "# Tomorrow #" "#Always, in all ways #" "# Until you agree #" "# I will continue #" "# Striving to win you #" "#Wait and see #" "#We'll have #" "#A happy ending #" "# If you will keep #" "# Depending #" "#Always #" "#In all ways #" "#On #" "#Me ##" "Come in:" "Oh, where " "Oh!" "Oh, the key:" "Just a moment, please:" "This lock must be out of order:" "I'll tell Rudolph:" "Rudolph?" "Why Rudolph?" "He's so good at so many things:" "He'll fix it:" "I found it last night on the floor:" "The countess must have put it on the table, and the sea breeze must have blown it off:" "It's all right:" "It's all right:" "The countess will pay Rudolph now, won't you?" " Mm-hmm:" " He hasn't been paid since he's been here:" "And he works so hard:" "He even works overtime:" "And now that we can afford a chauffeur and a lackey again:" "I think we ought to hire them:" "And, Countess, really, if I were you:" "I wouldn't let my hairdresser do anything else:" "But dress my hair:" " Good morning:" " Morning:" "Fix my hair, please:" "Well, I " "I thought this morning would be different to this:" "I expected to tell you something very important:" " I'm not curious:" " Something about myself:" "Something that - that ought to concern you:" "I told you to fix my hair:" " Helene " " Please:" "Of course I appreciate what you've done for me:" "I never was in such a situation before, and you got me out of it:" "Please don't think I'm not grateful:" "Naturally you must know that:" "Why, last night I was actually:" "Carried away by it:" "And now, uh, let's forget it:" "Just a minute:" "I don't understand:" "Do you mean that I'm to forget that " "Oh, no:" "Not a chance:" "I couldn't forget it:" "And I won't forget it:" "If that's the case, I'll have to return the money:" "Here:" "Now I want you to leave at once:" "So you can send me away like that:" "Just as if nothing had happened:" "Well, that's pretty good:" "Do you know what I thought last night?" "I thought you loved me:" "Can you beat that?" "One often does things at night one regrets the next morning:" "Yes:" "And maybe ashamed of too, hmm?" "Please:" "Now, won't you try to understand?" "After all, there is a little difference between us:" "The only difference between us is that you're a woman, and I'm a man:" "That's all:" "Oh, I'm afraid not:" "I happen to be a countess:" "Yes, and I'm a - I'm a hairdresser:" "All right:" "I am a hairdresser:" "Yes, that's me, and what of it?" "Now I'll tell you something else:" "I fell in love with you because I thought you were the perfect woman:" "Now I know you're only a conceited countess and not much of a woman:" "And to me you're not a man at all:" "What's this?" "I'm not a man?" "No, not in my opinion:" "Well, we'll see about that:" "All right:" "Now I'm not a man:" " Come here!" " Open the door, and leave the room:" "Move another step, and I'll call for help:" "Let go of me:" "Take your hand away:" "You brute:" "I'll scream so everybody will hear me:" "Oh:" "That's what you get for being nice to your servants:" "Good-bye:" "And now, madame, forget all about this:" "As you will, no doubt, by nightfall:" "I have already forgotten it:" "Madame Renee's Beauty Parlor:" "A hairdresser named Rudolph?" "No, not with us:" "I'm sorry:" "United Hair Service:" "Who?" "Rudolph?" "No:" "There's no one here by that name:" "What?" "He also answers to the name of Rudy?" "No:" "Well, I'm sorry, madame, but, uh " "No:" "I " "Just one moment, please:" "Hello?" "Are you looking for a hairdresser called Rudolph?" "Mm-hmm:" "Tell me:" "What does he look like?" "Oh, he looks marvelous:" "I see:" "What?" "Oh, you want your hair dressed to go to the opera tonight:" "Yeah, well, I'm sorry:" "I don't know him:" "I'll send you another hairdresser:" "What?" "You don't want anybody else:" "Oh, but, madame, we have lots of good men here:" "Hmm?" "There's no one like him?" "Oh, madame, that's just your personal opinion:" "Yes:" "Well, if nobody else will do, I'm afraid you'll never get to the opera:" "Good-bye:" "Helene, it's 8:00:" "The opera will begin:" "Helene, the opera has begun:" "Will you please stop making me nervous?" "You know I can't go until my hair is dressed:" "But, darling, you look so beautiful the way it is:" "Nonsense:" "And that shows how much you know about women:" "All day long I've worn myself out trying to find Rudolph:" " Other men would appreciate that!" " B-B-But, darling " "Will you please do me a favor?" "Go to the opera:" "I'll join you:" "I promise I'll do everything I can to find Rudolph:" "And when you do find him " "Oh, when I do find him I'll never let him out of my sight:" "How dare you leave without asking Countess Mara:" "If it happens again, I'll fire you:" "Just a minute:" "Is he your hairdresser or mine?" "Oh, go to - go to the opera:" "Immediately!" "Very well, darling:" "I'm too nervous:" "She's very nervous:" "Take your time:" "Rudolph:" "Rudy:" "Do you know that I've been looking for you all day?" "So they told me:" " And do you know why?" " Madame wants to go to the opera:" "No:" "I don't want to go to the opera:" "No?" "Then there was no need for me to have come:" " Oh, yes, there was:" " Madame, I'm here for one reason only:" "Strictly business:" " So " " Madame:" "What you have done to me shall never be forgotten:" "But business is business:" "I had made up my mind never to enter this room again:" "But when I heard you were going to the opera, I said to myself:" ""Rudolph, here's your chance - one you can't afford to lose:"" "Madame, as a hairdresser:" "I have the greatest interest that you see this opera tonight:" "What do you mean?" "I'll dress your hair as I've never dressed it before:" "You'll be so beautiful, you won't know yourself:" "And when you sit in the box with His Grace, Duke Otto von Liebenheim:" "All Monte Carlo will look at you:" "All the ladies will envy you and say, "Who is this great artist:" ""Who can make a woman look as beautiful as that?" "We must find him:"" "And they will:" "I'll see to that:" "You mean I'll be an advertisement for you?" "Yes, madame:" " So that all the ladies will come to you?" " Yes, madame:" " The blondes?" " Yes:" " The brunettes?" " Yes:" " And the redheads?" " Yes, madame:" "Oh, no!" "This is the way I'm going to the opera:" "Yes, and I'll show myself everywhere:" "In the balcony, in the orchestra, on the staircase, in the lobby:" "And when anybody asks me who did it, I'll tell them you did it:" "I'm going to ruin you:" "# I love but you alone #" "# I am forever your own #" "# No matter what betide #" "#No one can divide us #" "# Desist, Lady Mary #" "# Do you know this man is not a nobleman #" "# He is a hairdresser #" "#A common barber #" "#A barber, a barber, a barber A common barber #" "# I am a mere hairdresser #" "# I confess #" "# But if I am #" "# Do you love me #" "#The less ##" " Hello, darling:" " Hello:" " Have I missed very much?" " Oh, no, no:" "Only the first and second act:" " I'm glad your hairdresser" " Please don't mention him:" "I don't want to hear another word about hair or hairdressers:" "What's the opera about?" "I asked you what the opera was about:" "It's" " It's all about a - a hairdresser:" "Well, I" " I can't help it:" "L" " I didn't write it:" " Do you want to go somewhere else?" " No:" "What's the matter with this hairdresser?" "Oh:" "It's a silly story, only possible with music:" "Imagine a lady falling in love with a hairdresser:" "That's possible even without music:" "Things like that happen every day:" "I should say so:" "Tell me, uh, d-did - did she marry him?" "Oh, no:" "She had no idea he was a hairdresser:" " She's only just found it out:" " Then, uh, what did she do?" " What could she do?" " She threw him out, of course:" "She'll regret it:" "Such stupidity:" "Oh, yes:" "She'll discover her mistake:" "But then, of course, it'll be too late:" "It's always too late then:" "Think of a woman falling in love with a man, then throwing him out:" "Well, there's no good end to that:" "Shall I tell you how it ends?" "She'll marry a duke:" "It serves her right:" " Is that the woman?" " Yes:" "I don't like her:" "She isn't even pretty:" "And look at the way she's dressed:" "And this woman has the nerve to throw a man out:" "She's crazy:" "# Lady Mary, tell me#" "# Should he come back to you what would you do?" "#" "#What would you do?" "#" "#The same as before #" "# I'd drive him away #" "# Good sires and ladies #" "# Prepare to make apologies #" "# For a grievous mistake #" "#The man we knew as the barber Beaucaire #" "#Is not a barber #" "#And not Beaucaire #" "# He is a prince #" "#A prince of France #" "#He is a prince #" " # He is a prince # - #The barber is a prince #" " #The barber is a prince # - # He is a prince #" "# He is a prince He is a prince #" "#He is a prince He is a prince #" " # He is a prince # - # He is a prince #" " # He is a prince # - #He is a prince #" "#He is a nobleman #" " # The barber is a nobleman # - # He is a prince, He is a prince, a nobleman #" " # The barber is a nobleman # - #He is a prince, He is a prince, a nobleman #" " #He is a prince # - # The barber is a prince #" " #He is a prince # - #He is a nobleman #" "#He is a prince He is a prince #" "#He is a prince ##" "I have the most awful suspicion:" "Tell me, on your word of honor, are you a hairdresser?" "No:" " Who are you?" " Allow me to introduce myself:" "My name is Count Rudolph " " Farriere:" " Yes, madame:" "Oh:" "Oh:" " I feel just as foolish " " Yes, madame:" "I mean, I" " I mean, I feel just as foolish as the woman in the play:" "Yes, madame:" " Count Farriere:" " Yes, madame?" "Rudolph, can you - can you ever" "# Your Highness, can you forgive me #" "#There is nothing to forgive #" "# Being a lady of propriety #" "#You just obeyed the dictates of society #" "#But this I know #" "# You never really #" "#Loved me #" "#So, fare thee well #" "#So, fare thee well #" "#My lady #" "#Fair ##" "Poor woman:" "I don't like that ending:" "I like happy endings:" "# Beyond the blue horizon #" "#Waits a beautiful day #" "#The sky will smile upon me #" "#While I know you love me #" "#I see a new horizon #" "#Our life has only begun #" "# Beyond the blue horizon #" "# Lies the rising sun ##"