"# I can always hear and sing that song # # kill me and i'm on my way home#" "Catch you." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Look at that" "Son of a bitch" "Help!" "Help! Obvious,it was a mistake." "Can't we just work something out here?" "Mistake or no mistake, you just destroyed private property." "And from the smell of your breath, I suggest you take the ticket." "Maybe get a ride home with your friends." "I don't know, I thought you'd drive me home." "Touching an officers uniform is considered an assault?" "Were you aware of that?" "Come on.You look pretty hot in tan." "It's not tan, it's beige!" "Hey, take it easy!" "Another step and you'll pissing lightning bolts into next week, ok?" "Pretty much your average day in college" "Hey Kelly, I wasn't sure you'd be coming back." "for spring break" "Yeah, I'm here" "I can only assume you're down here to get on one of those boats" "No, I came down here to pick up my little sister for music lessons." "How about yourself?" "I'm just waiting for my ride." "Todd and his friends, we're gonna go check out some music." "Todd Dupree?" "Remind me who you're going out with again?" "You gotta have standards ok, thats all I'm saying" "Todd's a really good DJ." "Kelly!" "Let's go." "Jump in we're late." "Listen,he says he's got backstage passes for Planners." "you should come" "I would, but I'm pretty much under house arrest with Shing Tsing and Laura." "Too bad" "We'll miss you." "Anyways,I gotta go." " Come on, let's go!" "I hope to see you again before you  before you leave.Pretty smooth,Jake." "Hey asswipe!" "Cool shirt!" "Nice horn." "Thanks" "Nice boobs" "Thanks" "I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it, it itches." "Tell me about it." "Who are you waiting for?" "My brother Jake." "He's 17." "And he'll like your boobs too." " They all do." "Come on, let's go." "What happened to you?" "I don't want to talk about it, ok." "Let's go." "Hi Jake." "Try to not stare at her boobs." "Shut up." "I like your shirt." "Why?" "You wanna throw something at me too?" "No, actually I like The Pixies." "Danni, Danni, Danni, where the hell is Crystal?" "She's over there with Andrew." "She went to get some sunscreen." "Sunscreen?" "Andrew, Crystal, we don't need sunscreen." "We need body paint, condoms." "We need Ready Whip" "Tell her to come tomorrow I want bleach blonde booty at the marina." "I gotta get my first shot off by noon." "Make sure those titties are nice and perky!" "Who's this?" "This is Jake." "He's a local." "Sandrat huh?" "You know your way around the lake?" "Yes." "You wanna job?" "I'll pay you cash money." "Don't bullshit Jake." "My guide didn't show and I need somebody asap." "I need someone with ambition, someone who is willing to take chances   If, you, know, what, I, mean." "Mr, you talk funny." "Yeah, well, you're short!" "Hold on," " This is Derick" "Don't you disappoint me motherfucker." "I told you!" "I want the biggest Goddam boat this podunk town has to offer" "Who is that?" "Derick?" "He's the director." "So you're like a, er.. actress or what?" "I am a 'Wild Wild Girl'." "What's a 'Wild Wild Girl', Jake?" "Of course we know boats!" "Fuck the waiver!" "You signed the waiver!" "So, Jake baby, are we gonna do this?" "Do what?" " The job!" "Location scout!" "Get us around, show us the spots... the G-spots." "I need a local." "I need you." "We're talking about life lesson here Jake." "Great, 10am, tomorrow." "Don't be late." "And... wear a different shirt" "Guess we'll see you tomorrow Jake." "Actually, tomorrow he's..." "Jake Why'd you bother to knock, if you're just gonna walk straight in?" "Am I disturbing you?" "No, I'm just doing homework, and research for school." "Laura has been telling me that you may have some other plans for tomorrow" "No,what she's talking about." "I'm 100% baby-sitting." "What?" "No, we don't want babysitter." "Yeah mum." "Especially not Jake." "I'm serious, mum, we dont need one." "Out, out, out." "Jake, you know I don't have a backup." "I know mum." "Don't worry, you know how crazy this week is for you." "And dont worry, I'll take care of the nitwits, ok?" "Remember, if you do not fulfill their responsibilities, I have power to arrest and imprison you." "Mum, I'm not 12. playing on the sheriff card doesn't work." "No?" " No!" "Like I said, I'll take care of them, ok?" "Alright." "Now get outta here" "I promise next year I'll try to find another solution." "Alright?" " Alright." "Oh and Jake." "Come on Mum!" "Really?" "It's time for dinner." "OK, alright, I'll be right there." "Hope I didn't wake the kids?" "They'll sleep through anything." "So, Maggy said yesterday was the last time she saw him?" "Yeah, just before noon." "She said Matt took a boat to catch some bass." "She drove around the lake all night looking for him." "Where's the boat?" " Over there." "Feeling like a skinny dip?" "Yeah, if we can make it to the end of the pier" "You mean I'm to old, or too heavy?" "I think you're too chicken-shit!" "By the way, Gordon called last night." "Yeah?" "He said that U.S.G.S. recorded heavy seismic activity below the lake." "Really?" "Yeah, they're sending in a team of seismologist divers" "And he told them that you're gonna escort them out!" "Jesus Christ." "We've just been invaded by 20,000 kids makes us a little busy at the moment." "I know." "That's what I told him [creaking]" "This doesnt sound too good" "So, what time are the divers gonna get here?" "He said around 10." "Shit." "Come on, just a little more." "I can't get it" " Jules!" "Give me your hand!" "Do you think a propeller could've done this?" "I doubt it." "Look at the bones." "Nothing broken" "It looks like toxic, are acidic decomposition it's as it this body has been in the water for weeks" "What would you say if I told that I'm thinking about closing the lake?" "...at least until we get an autopsy report" " An autopsy report is gonna take a couple of days" "It'd be easier to drain this lake, than close it." "I's a big financial week for our town." "I'm gettin too old for this" "We're not liying to mum." " Yeah, we won't lie to mum." "Come on guys, every year it's the same." "I'm stuck here with you and miss all the spring break fun." "You mean spring break boobies!" "What if I give you guys the cash for the baby-sitting?" "Sixty bucks and you gotta deal." "Sixty?" "But I'm only getting paid forty." "Twenty dollar deception surcharge!" "Don't pick up the phone, don't answer the door and don't leave the house." "OK?" "I'm counting on you guys." "Alright?" "Town rules son." "You throw a peice of trash in the lake, you gotta pick up 10 peices" "After the dive, our presence is requested at 'Cocomos' The Arizona State cheerleading team." "Hi, I'm Sheriff Forester." "Bob Gordon asked me to take you out to the site." "It's nice to have a welcoming committee around here" "I assume that's technical equipment too?" "Yeah, Sam, give those back." "According to the epicenter coordinates we need to go here." "Ok, that's about 20 minutes out" "Ready when you are." "Alright" "You dont see many women working Law Enforcement out here in cowboy country." "You dont see a lot of cowboys though" "Kelly." "Jake." "Who exactly are you baby-sitting here?" "This is a funny story actually." "Wow." "Look at those idiots." "Yeah, it's terrible." "Sandrat!" "Hey Sandrat, I'm talking to you." "Where the hell have you been?" "We've got the girls lubed up" "We're ready to roll." "I'm docking your paycheck!" "Let's go." "Now I see what you've been scouting last 15 minutes." "Kelly, it was great to see you, I know you gotta get going..." "Hi Kelly, I'm Derick Jones." "Hi" "You know this guy?" "Jake?" "Jake is my boy!" "He's the man with the plan!" "The insight, the knowledge!" "Great." "Those girls, they aren't with you are they?" "Yes, why?" "Are you into girls?" "No, I'm just showing him around town." "All the hotspots, stuff like that." "The job is called location scout, and Kelly you should come with us." "Today we're gonna be making movie history." "No, she's got other plans already." "Kelly do you like champagne?" "I love champagne, actually I love ..." "I would love to come on your boat Derek, thanks." "Come on, let me..." "let me help you aboard." "Hey Kelly baby." "What happened to hanging with us today?" "Is he your boyfriend or something?" " No, he's just a boy from school who said he has back-stage passes, when actually, he doesn't!" " Have a good day!" " Come on Kelly!" "Take these T-shirts." "What the fuck." "That was Derick Jones!" "Is that Jake Forester?" "See you at 4 in wet t-shirt contest." "Dave, we have to talk about this" "We told Jake that we'd stay at the house." "I told him that I would fish." "I can't if there are no fish." "The lake's too busy." "Come on." "Sand Island is really close" "I should've brought my trombone." "No way! "Be a girl and sunbathe or something!" "When I become a rock star, just see if I let YOU be in my group!" "Give me a break,dude!" "You play the trombone!" "Here we go ladies... a little Champagne..." " Thanks ... the finest your gas station has to offer" "Cheers!" "to our newest 'Wild Wild Girl'" "That's why we came here." "Derick wants to capture innocence." "It's all about innocence" "Just like her." "Don't worry." "Derick's just making his play." "You might as well ask him not to breathe" "It's the rules." "Show a girl a camera and she WILL perform." "It's like a law of physics." "I've seen that guy charm the pants off a lot of ladies." "She's not messing up your party is she?" "What do I care." "She's not my girlfriend." "This is great." "I'm having a great time." "We're going wild, I'm going wild." "Hey, Jake." "How far is this place?" "Come on!" "Yeah, yeah, we're almost there" "So speaking of going wild... you haven't seen anything yet!" "Why not join us?" "Hey, what's up guys?" " Close that door, you're ruining our shot!" "Come on Sandrat." "Get with the program." "Here they come, here they come." "Here come my nymphs." "Oh my God!" "Check it out!" "The fish, with boobies" "If all fish look like that, I would fuck fish!" "Looking good ladies." "You like this, right Jake?" "You should be paying us today, not the other way around!" "Look at these goddess aquatic bitches." "This is hot Andy!" "This is so hot." "This is what it's all about" "Beer, sun and naked hunnies making out under water!" "Mum, what's going on there?" "How come you didn't pick up the home phone?" "I've been trying to reach you." "I was outside." "I can go and get it if you need me to." "No, that's okay." "Oh my God!" "What?" "Nothing, just kids." "They're outside fishing  and it's really nice to see them   playing with each other." "Put your ass on the glass!" "Jake is someone there with you?" "No, no, no." "Just the kids on the lake." "It's crazy here." "You know how it is." "Honey, I don't want Zane or Laura near the lake today, you hear me?" "Alright, we will stay in and we'll watch TV." "Alright, I gotta go." "Thank you so much for this" "I'll try to come home early, ok?" "Alright, alright." "I love you." "I gotta go." "Kelly?" "Kelly, where are you?" "Kelly?" "Jake, you missed the rest of the show." "Let's go." "Towels for the girls." "Wow!" "Great!" "good work." "Way to tie up a canoe" "I must've gotten my knots mixed up." "So you catch zero fish, and lose us our only boat." "Today is just full of accomplishments" "Jake's gonna kill us." "Somebody will see us." "See, there are some boats over there." "Don't waste your time." "They'll never see us, it's way too far." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "We need help!" "We're over here!" "Help us, somebody." "We're over here, help!" "Woah!" "Look at the size of that!" "What is it?" "A cavern system?" "Looks to me like a subterranean lake." "You see this gap here?" "Yes." "The quake opened that up, now it's a connecting passage." "A lake under a lake?" "That's right." "Sorry but it's still your jurisdiction." "This is part of an old volcanic ridge all over this area." "That's the beauty of it." "We're gonna be the first ones to explore it." "I don't know why you get s o excited by that crap." "All we ever see is rocks and sand." "I should warn them, it's not very pretty down there." "Tourists treat this lake like it's a garbage can." "How's it going down there?" "Sheriff said that it's a real treasure trove down there so I've got dibs on the old body spray, and 'Jugs' magazines" "I got dibs on home appliances." "I got dibs on missing college girls" "Oh my God!" "This is the longest one I've ever seen." "Could you keep your mind on the task." "At least 200 feet Novak" "Almost full visibility." "You should see this." "It's unbelieveable!" "Novak, you copy?" " Yes, pretty good" "Ok,guy.You're about 90 feet to the entrance of the connecting passage" "It looks like single file time" "I'll go first" "No, I should do the preliminary scout." "No offense, you'll get us stuck!" "Baybe, I'm like an eel." "Electrical eel can get into small spaces that it is shocking." "That's weird" "Here they are and they're splitting up" "Guys,is everything alright?" "I'm losing you a little bit here." "I'm getting a serious drop in temperature it's at least 30 degrees colder." "You're probably at the mouth of the underwater lake" "Do you have any visual?" "I'm entering the cave" "Jesus!" "It seems endless." "You gotta see this." "This is incredible" "What do you see down there?" "Something just bit me!" "Yes, okay, I thought you like that kinda stuff?" "Sam!" "Sam!" "Answer me!" "Something's happening." " What?" "I don't know." "Give me my flippers." "Get him out of the water!" "Oh my God!" "Your body is a temple, and now it is time to thank the Gods." "Andrew, camera." "Come on you." "No, no, no." "No, thanks." "I think I've already had too much." "Come on, don't you want to worship at a beautiful altar." "I know you prefer champagne, but you believe us, you can trust Crystal." "Come on Derick, she said no." "No, she said 'no thanks', there's a difference." "She understands that gratitude is the right attitude." "Kelly, come on, trust us." "It's never cheating if it's with another chick!" "Come on." "Try." "Come on, it's fun" "Have fun, do it!" "Everybody's doing it" "You're not trying to take away her fun are you?" "Like I said,she's er... she's not my girlfriend." "Fine!" "I'll do it." "First you lick the salt" " Here we go" "Come over here" "Then you suck up the tequila." "You don't have to do it." " I don't think we need any of your babysitting here Jake." "Alright." "How about try with Jake and Kelly?" "What?" " What?" "No,I don't think she..." "I'm ok" "Come on guys, are we shooting porn today or not?" "Lets make a decision" "Thanks Crystal." "Come Kelly." "Yes, and salt." "A little bit tequila." "Let's go." "Mr. Goodman?" "Coming." "I'm coming, hold your horses" "The store is closed" "I want to know what the hell this thing is doing in my lake?" "Where did you get this?" "In the middle of the lake." "Where there are 2 people dead!" " Oh my!" "God! "Oh my" yeah that's right" "Excuse me, but is that a fucking Piranha?" "And it's not the only one." " There are thousands of them." "Thousands!" "And they're pissed!" "I heard about these things happening." "It's like those baby alligators in New Jersey, someone leaves them   and then they bread." " What?" "Who released these fish into the lake?" "What are you talking about?" "This particular of piranha vanished from the face of the earth more than two million years ago!" "Where's he going?" "Allow me... to introduce..." "The Pygocentrus." "The original piranha" "They used to swim the Colorado River" "Right up until the Ice Age." "I still don't understand how you found one... alive?" "We discovered a subterrane lake, through a rift created by the quake" "How could it have survived so long, cut off from the surface?" "Cannibalism." "They must have fought each other to survive." "Look." "Scars." "Notice the eyes." "Jesus." "It's like they're staring back at you" "No, no, no." "Not staring." "Sensing." "God!" "Don't do that." "Piranhas hunt in packs." "Not for protection, but for overwhelming force." "They're organised, methodical" "The first bite draws the blood, the blood draws the pack" "So how are we going to stop them?" "I'm sorry, you're not actually thinking about going back out onto the lake?" "They are killing machines but they are still fish." "You can catch them or kill them." "But if there really are thousands ..." "Yes?" "Yesterday would have been a good time to start." "Shit." "My little brother and sister." "Are they waving for help?" "I don't know." "They should be home right now." "I should be home right now." "Jake, what are you doing?" "You're gonna miss my money shot" "It's my familly alright!" "They could be in trouble" "You'd be the one in trouble if you don't get my flying cacas right now!" "What the hell is wrong with you man?" "What's wrong with me?" "Oh Godamit, your missing it, your missing it, your missing it." "Oh you missed it!" "What is wrong with you?" "Listen, they're stranded out there." "They might need my help" "Listen to me." "My mum is sheriff." "OK." "Let's swing by the island." "Throw the minnows in the boat." "It'll be great.It'll be fun." "Get me up!" "Get me up!" "What's going on?" "Alright Lake Victoria, are you ready for some titties?" "!" "Look at those weapons of masturbation!" "Change!" "Yes, I need the National Guard  I need the Coast Guard!" "I need all the forces you have the power to deploy!" "Everybody back to the beach!" "Everybody back!" "Read the Bible." "Don't talk about faith." "Take the boat back." "No more talk about faith" "What the fuck?" "This is the Lake Victoria Sherrifs Department," "The Sherrif has declared an emergency." "Don't worry, we've got beer over here!" "Cannonball!" "I need you out of the water, now!" "Is that Jake?" "Why is he here?" "I don't know." "We are so busted." " No, he is." "I didn't even catch a fish!" "Slow down." "OK, Jake,I'm not taking the fall for this." "It was all Zanes idea" "I paid you $60 to stay home." "What do you mean." "I'll give you 40 and we are even." "How about you get on a boat, go home and end of story." "Just get on the boat." "We should've been on the beach an hour ago for the muthafucking main event." "Come on!" " Go ahead." "Be careful getting out of here." "The rocks can strip away the engine" "Come on,you can rest down here." "Take Zane and Laura with you, I don't want them anywhere near them." "The water is so clear." "What kind of fish was that?" "I don't know." "I'm gonna make them take us home right now, ok?" "What is that?" "What happened?" "Are you guys okay?" "I think we hit something." "Andrew!" "Andrew, what the hell is going on now?" "I don't know." "We're stuck on something." "Well, fix it Godamit" "There are rocks everywhere." " Yeah, they're right down here." "What happened?" "I think there's something caught on the prop" "Stay put." "Crystal, get the sand rat up here" "I said get the fucking sand rat up here!" "What's wrong with you?" "Why can't you go get him yourself?" "I'm just down here thinking how this whole fucked up day has been your fault." "You wont help us with the new bitch, you don't do a fucking thing I tell you and you take us way the fuck of course!" "I get it, you're new at this." "I'm cool with that man... but what you're doing ... what this is ... there's a word for it ..." "It's a boat word, er what is it?" "Mutiny!" "Is that what this is?" "Is it a mutiny?" "Relax Derek, ok?" "It's just getting a little wild" "If anyone should be down there helping, it oughta be you!" "Let me do that." "Let me do it!" "Let me do it!" "This is an emergency." "I need everyone out of the water now!" "Get out of water now!" "This is an emergency!" "Get out of the water now!" "Oh,shit!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "What are you doing?" "Where are you going?" "Throw me a gun!" " It's fully loaded" "Don't let go." "Swim to the beach!" "Get out of water!" "Get out of water!" "Come on!" "Todd, what are you doing?" "Get the fuck out of the way!" "Get the fuck out of the way!" "You're gonna kill the engine." "Zane, Laura, hold on to something and get back from the glass." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Holy shit!" "Let's go!" "Are you guys okay?" "Are you okay?" " Yes." "Where is Kelly?" " She is on the other side." "Down there." "Kelly!" "Kelly!" "Jake!" "Get out of the water!" "I can't find a way to you." "Get out through the skylite" "Hurry up!" "Jake!" "Come on." "I don't want you to see this." "They took my penis!" "They took my penis." "They took my penis." "Jake hurry up, the water's getting higher" "Jake!" "Kelly!" "Hurry up!" "Can you reach the skylite?" "Chew on this muthafuckers!" "Everybody out!" "All ashore!" "Everybody out!" "No!" "No!" "Hold this." "[phone ringing]" "This is Sheriff Forester." "Mum?" " Jake." "I'm sorry, I screwed up." "We're on the lake." "What?" "Where are Laura and Zane?" "They're with me on the boat." "Oh my God, Jake." "Whatever you do, do not go into the water!" "You don't understand, Mum." "Our boat is sinking." "Where are you?" "What are you doing?" "I'm coming with you." "Let's go." "That's mum." "Mum!" "Hey!" "Jack's boat." "How are we gonna get the boat close?" " I don't know." "The rope." "Do you think it will reach?" "Jake, I'm gonna throw you the rope." "I want you to tie it to the highest railing" "Okay, Mum." "Tied?" " Yeah." "Back up a bit." "Watch out for rocks." "Watch out!" "Ready?" " Yeah." "That's good.Stay at what you are far." "Yeah." "Keep it tight." "I've got my radio" "Just get there." "Mum, are you okay?" "Is this everybody on the boat?" "No, Kelly is stuck down in the cabin." "We can't get her out." "We can't get her out." " Kelly?" "God!" "Kelly?" "Can you grab my arm?" "Help me get out of here." "Water is getting higher!" " Can you reach the skylite?" "It doesn't matter." "It's fucking stuck!" "Jake!" "I'm scared!" "Please help!" "Mum, hurry!" " Kelly?" " Were gonna die." "We are not gonna die, OK?" "I need your help!" "Please!" "It's the only way to reach it under the ship." "Get the rope." "What are you talking about?" "We can't leave her down there." "Once I get everyone cross the rope, I'm goona come back for her." "No,I'm not leaving without her mum!" "Jesus, Jake!" "The only way to get to her is for you to get into the water" "I'm not gonna let you do that!" "The reason she came on this boat was coz of me" "That's my fault." "I'm not going without her." " This isn't gonna hold much longer." "Let's go!" "I'm gonna take Zane and Laura across and when I come back, we are gonna do it together." "Alright." "We're gonna keep the 2 little ones between us, you go first." "Can you do this?" " You better believe it!" "I don't pole dance for nothing!" "You have a lot of explaining to do." "Ready?" "Be careful, don't look down." "Let's go." "Just like at the playground guys, ... hand over hand" "Don't look down." "Don't look down, alright." "Come on, you can do this." "Don't look down." "GET OFF ME!" "No!" "No!" "Godammit!" "Laura, listen to me!" "If you move fast, it will not get you." "You have to move now!" "Come on!" "Do it!" "OK guys, you're here." "You did it." "Damn it!" "Let's go, keep moving!" "Are you ok?" "Cut the engine." "What are you doing?" "Jake, what are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Jake!" "Jake, do not!" "They want blood, don't they?" "Well, we'll give them." "Wet T-shirt, wet t-shirt." "Jake!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "We're gonna get out of here." "Both of us!" " I'm in!" "I need you guys to pull us out as fast as possible!" "Do you copy?" " Ok, we're ready when you are." "Jake, what are you doing?" "They're gonna come back." "I gave them a snack." "That's gonna hold them off for a while at least" "I need you to tie these together ok?" " Why?" "Just do it!" "Where are you going?" "Jake!" "Can you hold it tight?" "Hold your breath, we'll swim to the bottom of the boat." "I need you to hold on tight." "Can you hold on tight to me?" "I need you to pull us out in 10 seconds, do you copy?" " Copy that. 10 seconds on your signal." "Get the kids down." "10. .. 10 10. .. 10" "6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4 ... 6 ... 5 ... 4   3 ... 2 ... 1 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 . ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on, fucking thing! Oh my God!" "Holy shit!" "Are you alright?" "Kick your legs, come on!" "Let's go!" "You're alright." "Breathe, you're ok." "You're ok." "Oh my God!" "It's good to have you on board!" "Shit." "Look mum, over there." "They died." "They're all dead." "You did it Jake!" "Hey, it worked." "I thought dynamite fishing is illegal in these parts sheriff?" "[over radio]" "Sheriff!" "Sherrif?" "Yes, this Julie." "Julie, we have a major problem." "I'm looking out at a school of dead piranha." "It's not all of them, but it's a good start." "You don't understand." "The specimen you left with me has no mature reproductive organs." " What?" "What are you talking about?" "The piranhas that killed those divers, the ones you're hunting for..." "They're not fully developed!" "They're the babies!" "Babies?" "Well, where are the parents?"