"I'm feeling a little down today." "like a little down feather." "That's the joke screenwriter clone." "you told me when I write jokes to make sure they stick." "[Laughter] shouldn't you have known that wasn't a feather before you picked it up?" "we have an average amount to do and an average amount of time to do it." "So pay medium attention." "Allow me to help draw you in with the vertigo effect." "first of all I need to clear something up from Wednesday's video." "Here's something from Wednesday's video." "And now it's clear." "Hahaha!" "That's not what I meant." "Remember when I was testing out SpaceX's analogy of balancing a rubber broomstick during a windstorm?" "Well oolong2 commented "That broomstick wasn't rubber." "Why does everything have to do with sticks today?" "[Singing] I'm sailing away." "song cover clone." "Styx is sticks." "They spell Styx with a "Y" "Why?" "Are you asking or are you just repeating me?" "Me?" "You're repeating me." "Me." "go away." "[Singing] I'm going away." "that broomstick did sound like it was plastic when it landed but that's because I'm using a new super advanced rubber called "fast rubber" "Listen again in slow motion. [Boing Sound Effect] many of you commented that the sound was loud and echoey and weird in the last video." "I heard you loud and clear." "Hahaha!" "The reason it sounded like that was because it wasn't me doing that video. [Gasp] many of you think I have a booger in my nose when I do that." "That's just the inside of my nose." "yes." "Sometimes I have clones do my videos because I gotta go clubbin'" "You know what I'm sayin'?" "I'm not talkin' about going to dance clubs to get my swerve on." "I'm happily engaged." "I'm talkin' about seal clubbin'" "You know what I mean?" "Going to clubs where Seal is performing." "never gonna survive unless..." "We do some seal clubbin' go away." "[Singing] I'm going away." "the clone I had do that video was compression clone." "Some of you know I've been training for a marathon." "my old geezer muscles..." "Old Guscle Measle Geezers?" "Were given me a little trouble." "So I got out the old cold compress and put 'em on the old hammy soft tissue (my muscles)" "But my clone thought the packaging looked like a delicious powdery solvent to put in his warm libation." "So he drank up that cold compress and now he has compressed audio on his voice forever." "Ain't that right compression clone?" "that's absolutely right!" "Oh yea!" "He also wears the same clothes as me." "you see something good you copy it." "You know what I'm saying?" "I probably shouldn't have chosen him to do the video." "you live you learn." "Isn't it ironic?" "How many out-dated performers can I reference in this video to show my age?" "No Doubt." "I'm just happy to Cher." "U2 would do the same..." "Hoobastank." "as you've probably heard." "Unless you're in the type of coma where you periodically wake up only with enough time to watch my videos coma dude..." "Or dudette." "Can women have comas?" "Probably not." "I'm sexist." "The Seth Rogen" " James Franco movie "The Interview has been pulled from theaters due to Sony being hacked and theaters threatened by North Korea." "This is terrible for at least 2 reasons that I can think of." "we gave into the terrorist this is yet another instance of high-profile hacking which makes it even more difficult for me to refer to people who kick around hacky sacks as hackers." "what am I supposed to call them now that "hacker obviously has another meaning." "that's too many syllables." "that's people who tackle quarter backs." "or put..." "Potatoes into sacks." "that sounds like a cereal that's hard to chew and swallow." "Or a brand of diapers that's hard to chew and swallow." "I guess from now on I just have to avoid college town so I don't have to refer to them." "At least until I come up with a new name that..." "Sticks." "[Laughter]" "[Outro Song] back in the day." "But I'm not any more because I don't have one." "This is the end of the video..." "Or is it?" "[Suspenseful Music] this is the end of the video." "[Wink Sound]"