"Movies!" "Rent your movies!" "Oh, sorry man." "Nice outfit!" "It's a costume!" "They make me wear it!" "Movie night!" "I got the popcorn!" "I got the movie!" "Wait, I thought we were watching Shy Guy." "Dude, you've seen that movie 100 times." "I got something better." "Ello Gov'nor?" "Yeah man, it's foreign." "Check it." "A British taxi is possessed by the soul of its driver, seeking revenge on the lowly gang members who murdered him." "Pay the fare... or pay the price." "No dude, not a horror movie!" "Last time I had to walk you to the bathroom every night for a week!" "No, man, it'll be different." "This one is old and cheesy." "It will be hilarious!" "You sure you can handle it?" "Dude, it's in black and white." "Come on." "Mmm... alright." "See, isn't this fun?" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Is it over?" "Dude, that was so cheesy." "I mean, what was up with the taxi?" "Was it supposed to be evil or normal but haunted by a ghost controlling the taxi or what?" "You know?" "Mordecai!" "Mordecai!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Dude, chill out!" "You're screaming like a freaking maniac!" "I keep having nightmares!" "Just dream about something else then." "Dream like you're a tough guy or something." "I'm a tough guy." "I'm a tough guy." "They say this city's tough." "But I'm tougher." "You walked down the wrong alley, Riggerson." "The name's..." "Fists!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "What the heck, Rigby?" "!" "It's that stupid British taxi!" "It's all up inside my brain!" "I knew it!" "I knew this would happen!" "I told you we shouldn't have watched that movie!" "I know." "I'm sorry." "I can't help it." "Alright dude, we'll just desensitize you to the horror." "We're gonna watch "Ello Gov'nor"" "over and over again until you stop being scared." "Look at it!" "Look at it!" " Let me go!" " It's not real!" "You can see the microphone showing!" " Look at it!" " Get off me!" "I'm sick of you keeping me up!" " You look at it!" " Let me go!" " Look at it!" " Let me go!" "Look at it!" "Look...." "At it." "You look at it." "You..." "look at it." "Let...." "Me...." "GO!" "What the heck is going on?" "!" "Rigby's just freaked out by this dumb British movie we watched." "Well, you'd better have this mess cleaned up by the time I get back from my cricket game!" " Cricket?" " Yeah." "I'm trying new things." "So what?" "Will British people be there?" "It's cricket, what do you think?" "See Rigby, there's nothing to be afraid of." "See how calm and collected these British dudes are?" "Ello gov'nor!" "Ello gov'nor, ello gov'nor, ello, ello, ello..." "Ello, gov'nor!" "Rigby!" "RIGBY!" "Aw man, I knew we shouldn't have watched that lame car movie." "He's scared of cars now?" "No, just British taxis." "What a silly notion, my British taxi isn't scary at all." "Wait, Pops, you own a British taxi?" "Yes!" "What's in the barn?" "Something that's gonna get rid of your fear." "There she is!" "Isn't she a beauty?" "What the heck Pops?" "I thought you said you had a British taxi!" "A British taxi?" "Oh, I thought you said a brownish taxi!" "But that taxi's yellow." "Yellow?" "My taxi is no coward, I guarantee you that!" "Never mind." "Ready to go for a ride?" "In that thing?" "!" "No way!" "It's not even a British taxi!" "Come on." "I don't care, a taxi's a taxi!" "It'll be fun!" "We'll just go for a little ride." "Uhh, I got to go to the bathroom." "Ello, gov'nor!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Drive!" "What?" "!" "What is it?" "!" "That British taxi, man!" "It's following me!" "Dude, come on!" "You're just seeing things!" "No!" "It was the British taxi and it was real!" "So it came out of the movie then?" "I don't know!" "Maybe!" "All right, fine, look, you're safe now anyways." "Let's just try to relax and calm down," "Pops will drive us around for a bit." "Wait, Pops!" "Where are we going?" "I always drive deep into the woods when I want to clear my mind." "Don't you just love the scenery?" "Oh, bother." "What?" "Why are we stopping?" "!" "What's going on?" "!" "It seems we've run out of gasoline." "Oh man, oh man, this is not good!" "He's coming and we're stuck here!" "Mordecai!" "What, what is it?" "!" "We ran out of gas, and he's coming for me!" "Come on, we gotta get out and push." "Come on, Rigby!" "No!" "I'm not going out there!" "Fine, Pops and I will push you all the way home then." "Geez." "No, no, no, no, no, not back this way!" "No, no, no, no, no!" "All right, help!" "Rigby!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "Holy crap, it's real!" "Run, Pops!" "Pops, look out!" "Oh no!" "It's going after Rigby!" "We gotta help him!" "Rigby!" "Ello, gov'nor." "Rigby!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "I'm no gov'nor!" "Ello, gov'nor!" "The name's FISTS!" "Leave me alone!" "I hate you!" "Stop following me around!" "Rigby!" "Wake up!" " Rigby, stop it!" " Stop..." "Mordecai?" "Oh, thank show you're all right." "I did it, I conquered my fear." "I cleaned that taxi's clock, with my fists." "Kind of, you hit your head and started going psycho on the taxi, but, actually, the taxi was a kid." "You?" "!" "Yeah, what's your problem?" "Why were you following me in that taxi suit?" "My boss made me wear this." "I'm from the video store." "Your rental is overdue." "Why didn't you just call or something?" "I did!" "And I sent a fax!" "That was you?" "!" "Yes!" "So can you just return the video, please?" "We broke it." "Well, you're gonna have to pay for it." "Pops?" "Of course." "I'm afraid the smallest bill I have is a hundred." " Will that do?" " Yeah, sure." "Is this some kind of joke?" "I gotta get a better job." " Hey, Mordecai?" " Augh, not again!" "Don't worry dude, I'm not scared again." "I just..." "Thanks dude, for helping me out with my fears and stuff." "No problem, man." " Good night, Rigby." " Good night, Mordecai." "They say this city's pretty tough." "But I'm tougher."