"(HUMMING)" "Good morning, sweetie." "I have two days off for Christmas and I'm going to devote myself to being a good mom." "Who are you and what have you done with my real mom?" "Oh, stop." "Here, let me pour you a bowl of cereal." "Oh!" "Mmm, my favorite." "Frosted mini-hints." "Mom, I get it." "You told me 10 times you want this scarf for Christmas." "Actually, it was my birthday." "It's cashmere and it comes in four different colors." "But look, the aqua blue..." "Goes well with your eyes." "Mom, this is insulting." "I mean, it's Christmas Eve." "You don't think I got your gift already?" "Of course you did." "No, honey, I just really want something that's from your heart, that isn't homemade." "Oh, speaking of homemade," "I gotta go pick up our Christmas dinner in aox." "Bye!" "Love you." "Love you, too." "Bye, Mom!" "Ho, ho, ho!" "Save it." "We've got to go, go, go to the mall." "I gotta go buy my mom a scarf." "Last minute stocking-stuffer?" "No." "As last minute" ""I already told her I got her something" ""and if I show up empty-handed," ""I'll never live it down"-stuffer." "So, I'm guessing you'll be giving me the gift of friendship this year." "Again." "Okay, grab your tinsel and keep your arms and legs inside the sleigh at all times, because Christmas is about to take off." "Doesn't matter if you've been good or bad if Santa doesn't know where you live." "♪ Everybody, everybody, get out on the floor" "♪ It can get a little crazy when the kick hits the 4" "♪ Make a scene, make a scene, nobody can ignore" "♪ Don't knock it We can't take it no more" "♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down" "♪ Dust yourself off Shake it up, shake it up" "♪ DJ set it off, take it up a notch" "♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up" "♪ Sh-sh-sh-shake it up You got to change it up" "♪ And when you've had enough Sh-sh-sh-shake it up" "♪ Bring the lights up, bust the doors down" "♪ All together now, shake it up, shake it up" "♪ Shake it up" "Hmm." "You know, this is really nice." "It's the first Christmas my mom a real gift. to buy" "Aw, that would be so touching if you hadn't waited last possible minute." "Aw, that would have been so encouraging if it wasn't so condescending." "Meet you back here." "All right, I'll just be sitting over here on this bench since I've already finished all my shopping months ago." "Hey, Rocky." "Oh, hey, Dina." "What's going on?" "Just watching a panicked crowd scramble to buy What're you doing?" "Oh, just selling to a panicked crowd." "(READING)" "I love this program." "Underprivileged kids write to Santa for one special gift and strangers make their dreams come true." "And the best part is all the letters have been taken." "Except for that one under the tree." "What?" "No!" "Hold this." "I'm going to play Santa to a needy kid!" "I'm going in!" "Rocky, you are a wonderful person." "If only more people were like you." "I am proud to call you my friend." "Ouch!" "Uh, Dina?" "Little help?" "Dina?" "Friend?" "Hello?" "Well, merry Christmas to you, too!" "Hey, Deucey, I brought you a hot cider." "Oh, thanks, Dina." "Hot!" "Hot!" "Hot!" "Yeah, sweetie, that would be the "hot" part of hot cider." "Who are they?" "Oh, those are some of my cousins." "We're caroling at the big holiday show at the mall tonight." "Caroling?" "I love caroling!" "My middle name is Carol!" "Can I join you guys?" "Oh, sorry, Dina, you can't." "It's a family thing." "Oh, I understand, baby." "Good morning, everyone, I hope the mats are down, because I'm ready to start the vocal gymnastics." "He's in your group?" "What side of the family is he from, your mom's side, or the liar-liar side?" "For Flynn, we make an exception." "He sings like an angel." "Flynn, give us a taste." "(CLEARS THROAT)" "(SINGING IN LATIN)" "It's the most beautiful sound I've ever heard." "Now put me in the group!" "Dina, I can't just put you in the group." "There has to be a family meeting with a family vote." "Deuce!" "They may be your family, but I am the one who may or may not be standing under the mistletoe later." "Guys, meet Dina." "She'll be joining us this year." "Hey, Rocky." "No." "Not Rocky." "Santa Claus." "Check out this sad letter from a boy with a single mom." ""Dear Santa, longtime fan, first-time writer." ""I really want the GS Handheld MegaGame 195." ""But don't worry if you can't get it." "That's okay." ""I'm used to disappointment."" "Well, you better get used to disappointment, because that is the most popular toy this sean." "No one can get it." "That's because no one is Rocky Blue." "Dream-maker." "Toy-getter." "I thought you were Santa." "Like P. Diddy, I go by many names." "Wait until you see what I got." "Ready?" "Ta-da!" "Whoa, that is beautiful." "And expensive!" "I haven't seen that many zeroes since your last report card." "Whoa!" "Your mom is going to love it." "I know." "She's gonna want to borrow it all the time." "CeCe, what about your mom's scarf?" "Oh." "Now, don't worry, I still have plenty of..." "Uh-oh." "Okay, CeCe, you have to return this purse." "Unless the universe gives me a sign that says, "That purse is too beautiful for CeCe Jones not to own!"" "What do you mean you're not coming in?" "It's Christmas Eve!" "I need an elf!" "Where am I gonna find a fakakta elf?" "Excuse me, I hear you need an elf that likes foccacia bread." "Okay." "You're hired." "You hear, that Sy?" "I got another elf." "It's a Christmas miracle!" "CeCe..." "What?" "You heard him." "It's a Christmas miracle." "Or just another excuse for you to keep that purse." "Either way, it works for me." "(SCOFFS) Customer service?" "Yeah, well, I see the customers, but where's the service?" "Huh?" "Am I right?" "You know, I've been through half the mall looking for this one toy, because usually I have all my shopping done by December one, so I can enjoy the holiday fun." "Yeah!" ""Back in a few"?" "She's taking a break?" "Does she also know she's breaking the heart of a little boy who's counting on me?" "(CLEARS THROAT) Attention Lakefield Mall shoppers." "I'm looking for the GS Handheld MegaGame 195 for a little boy with a single mom." "I want to make his Christmas better." "Repeat, I would like to make a child's Christmas better!" "This has been a test of the Lakefield Mall Broadcasting System." "Beep!" "Don't mess with that photographer!" "Don't eat that snow!" "Don't eat that..." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Hey, bubeleh!" "Get these kids under control." "What is wrong with these kids?" "Okay, that's it, you little rug rats!" "Get in a perfectly straight line, or I will tell Santa you've all been very bad and he should skip your houses tonight!" "(ALL CRYING)" "Oh, relax!" "In case you haven' noticed, I'm not a real elf and this guy's certainly not the real Santa Claus!" "(ALL CRYING)" "You are not worthy of this hat!" "Turn in your jingle bells and get out of here." "Fine." "Oh, and by the way, he's got the real Santa Claus locked up in that gingerbread house over there." "The key is hidden in his beard." "(ALL GASPING)" "No, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "Wait till you see what I got you for Christmas." "Wait till you see what I got you." "You're gonna love mine." "You're gonna love mine more!" "Hey, you think we can get going before my voice changes?" "(BLOWS PITCH PIPE)" "(RAPPING BATON)" "♪ God rest ye merry gentlemen" "♪ Let nothing you dismay" "ALL:" "♪ Remember Christ our savior" "♪ Was born on Christmas day" "♪ To save us all from Satan's power (SINGING POORLY)" "♪ When we were gone astray" "♪ Oh, tidings of comfort and joy" "♪ Comfort and joy" "♪ Oh, tidings of comfort and joy ♪" "Wow, I just joined the group and I already got a solo?" "Thanks, baby!" "(LAUGHS)" "(MOUTHING)" "(LAUGHS)" "CeCe, what happened to being an elf?" "Santa gave me the heave-ho-ho-ho." "I got a new job." "Okay, CeCe, enough with the reindeer games." "Why don't you just do what any normal person would do and return the purse and get the scarf?" "Rocky, look at me." "I got hooves and a furry belly." "Do I look like a normal person to you?" "Now, if you wanna talk to me, you gotta get in the sled and blend in." "I can't lose another job." "So what I'm hearing is I get to play Santa again." "Don't have to ask me twice." "So, how's the great toy hunt?" "Not good." "You know, at one point, I even considered going through the Toys for Tots box." "Oh, who am I kidding?" "I did go through it." "Couldn't find it in there." "Hey, you two!" "You look so cute!" "What is this?" "Is this a Shake It Up, Chicago!" "publicity stunt?" "Yeah, let's go with that." "Oh, good, because I was afraid you blew all your money before you bought my present and you had to do this to make some extra cash." "Don't be ridiculous." "Now, my manager's going to be back any second, so you either have to be Donner or Blitzen." "Hey, just F-Y-I, Altman's still has two of those beautiful scarves left." "Well, three, really." "There's one hidden in a Crock-Pot in the kitchen section." "A Crock-Pot not being used to make food?" "Sounds just like the one at home." "Ohthat reminds me." "I still have to pick up that Christmas dinner in a box." "Oh, well, if worse comes to worst, we'll just get deli." "Bye, girls." "I can't believe it." "There it is!" "That's my toy!" "That woman has my toy!" "Excuse me!" "Deuce, I'm desperate." "I need the GS Handheld MegaGame 195." "(LAUGHS) Okay." "It's Christmas Eve." "Do you really think I have the most impossible-to-get toy in the country?" "Because if you do, you're absolutely correct!" "Oh!" "Thank you, Deuce, you're the best!" "Wait, not so fast." "It's gonna cost you." "Cost me?" "Cost me." "Yeah." "Oh, hello." "Listen and listen good." "Do you know what I've been through to find that toy?" "I have not only lost the Christmas spirit, but I am temporarily banned from the Lakefield Mall." "So, hand it over, or I'm stuffing you into a stocking." "Can I gift wrap that for you?" "That won't be necessary." "Oh." "Oh, and, Dina." "Don't think I forgot about you ditching me under that tree." "And merry Christmas, everyone!" "Okay." "All right, let's try this again." "This time I'm gonna move some of you around just to balance out the sound." "All right?" "(BLOWS)" "(SINGING TERRIBLY) ♪ O, come all ye faithful" "♪ Joyful and triumphant" "Okay." "Dina, move to your right." "Yeah." "Little further." "Little further." "Yeah." "One more big step." "Yeah, keep going." "Keep going." "Better." "Dude, her voice is neither joyful nor triumphant." "You gotta cut Dina before the mall show." "I can't do that, man." "She's my girlfriend." "Well, you can either have the voice of an angel or the voice of a cat being thrown into a blender." "Okay, fine." "I'll tell her." "Look what I found!" "Mistletoe!" "What?" "She had mistletoe!" "That was parsley, you jinglehead!" "Get it together, man!" "Look, I love you and you love me." "And we would have been so fabulous together, but there's someone who's come between us." "My mom." "Stop looking at me like that!" "It's like they say." "If you love something, set it free." "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find a scarf in a Crock-Pot." "But first, one last fling." "Okay, here she comes." "And make it believable." "Lay it on thick if you have to." "Let's get singing!" "Yeah." "♪ Momma made me munch my mac and cheese" "(VOICE CRACKING) ♪ Momma made me munch my mac and cheese" "♪ Cheese?" "Cheese!" "♪ Cheese!" "Cheese is right." "(GASPS) Oh, I have a phone call." "The reason you didn't hear it ring is because it's on vibrate." "I did that so it wouldn't interrupt us while we were rehearsing..." "Answer the phone!" "Hello?" "What's that?" "The fountain at the mall overflowed and the stage got flooded and it's underwater?" "So there's no show whatsoever?" "Don't even bother going there, you say?" "Well, thanks for calling." "Bye." "I'll tell you who won't be calling." "The Academy Awards." "Deucey!" "You must be so disappointed." "Eh, well, what can you do?" "Well, we could still go door-to-door." "No!" "No, let's not do that to people." "I mean..." "I mean, let's not do anything to harm your beautiful voice." "♪ With angelic host proclaim" "♪ Christ is born in Bethlehem" "♪ Hark!" "The herald angels sing" "♪ Glory to the newborn king!" "(CROWD APPLAUDING)" "They love us!" "Oh, who am I kidding?" "They love me!" "Well, this could not have gone better." "Hello, Deucey." "Oh, hey, Dina." "I mean, oh, no." "Oh, I'm getting a phone call." "The reason you didn't hear it ring is..." "Oh, why bother." "You're on your own." "So, you didn't want me to sing with your group?" "(STUTTERING) I..." "You don't sing so good." "Why didn't you tell me?" "We're boyfriend and girlfriend." "We've got to be honest with each other." "Yeah, I'm sorry." "Look, from now on, I promise I will." "Good." "Me, too." "Starting with that sweater." "It looks terrible on you." "Oh, and your eyebrows are growing back together again." "Okay, I think that's enough honesty for one day." "Oh, I'm just getting started." "You know your favorite tennis shoes?" "I can smell 'em coming." "Speaking of which, deodorant meet armpit." "Armpit, meet deodorant." "Okay, could you hold the honesty for one sec?" "I gotta introduce the next group." "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Heavy Impact Crew!" "(ALL CHEERING)" "(HOLIDAY MUSIC PLAYING)" "(DANCE BEAT BEGINNING)" "(CHEERING)" "Ho, ho, ho!" "My mom sent down some of her homemade cinnamon buns." "Oh, that is so sweet." "Um, here, would you give her this from us?" "Um..." "Thank you so much." "She'll be happy to get this back." "Here, Mom, I hope you like it." "Ooh!" "(GASPS)" "It's just what I wanted!" "How did you know?" "Really?" "We're still playing that game?" "(CHUCKLING) Thank you." "Mmm!" "Here, honey." "I hope you like it." "(GASPS) Oh, my darling." "I knew you'd come back to me." "Mom, thank you, thank you, thank you!" "Okay, well, if you hate it that much," "I guess I could always return it." "(PHONE RINGING)" "I got it, Flynn!" "Thanks, Mom!" "(GASPS)" "The GS Handheld MegaGame 195!" "Wait, that wrapping, where did you get that?" "Oh, I stuck a letter on a tree at the mall." "Wait, wait, wait." "You're the lonely kid with the single parent?" "Yeah." "Are you that sucker that answered my letter?" "Yeah, that's me." "Sucker Claus." "Oh." "Kids, we are so lucky." "That was my squad partner, Rodriguez." "Last night he responded to an 0620." "Mom, it's Christmas." "No numbers." "A family's apartment got broken into and all their gifts were stolen." "Wow, that's so sad." "Wow, my initial excitement about scamming the system has worn off." "In fact, I feel awful." "Here, Mom, give them my game." "Aw!" "I have some presents for them, too." "You know what?" "I think I'd like to give them my scarf." "CeCe, is there anything you'd like to say, or..." "Yes, God bless us, everyone." "CeCe." "I meant..." "Mom, could you please give them my purse?" "(CHUCKLES) Thank you." "Merry Christmas, CeCe." "Merry Christmas, Rocky." "I got it, Mom!" "Don't ask questions, just." "I got it, Mom!" "♪" "***" "We wish you a merry christmas" "We wish you a merry christmas" "We wish you a merry christmas And a happy new year" "Year..." "Year!" "Year!" "♪"