"Sync by Laugh nGMan" "Watch out for the devil!" "Yin!" "Yin!" "Prajna paramita!" "She is here!" "I'll take care of her, come on" "Watch out!" "I saw it" "This Tree Devil is very powerful" "Now its energy is gone!" "Let me freeze it with the power from my palm" "But it will resurrect in a hundred year's time" "Hocus pocus!" "Prajna paramita!" "Master, we've finally found Kwan Bo County..." "It's just over..." "There?" "Over there?" "Look at your map" "Hey... it's flown away" "Where's it gone?" "We'll get to Kwan Bo County if we head west" "Master" "There's rain clouds coming, let's find shelter" "Alright" "Let's go..." "There's a place to hide" "Buddha, please make the rain go... so we can get on our way" "Master, I'm not thirsty, you drink it" "It's bad luck!" "Go!" "Gentlemen!" "I didn't even recognize the skull" "Give me my money back!" "He's a master swordsman!" "The man with the money should go on ahead!" "Run, run!" "It's a tragedy, tragedy!" "Master, there's a killer outside, he's..." "Here?" "Thank god I got my money back!" "I've been saving, if those thieves took it..." "It's a bit cold, isn't it?" "Money is illusion, why kill for it?" "Be merciful, or you will pay for your deeds" "Merciful?" "You don't have to make a living..." "I worked hard for this money!" "You want to fight?" "Master!" "It's only a hoe..." "Fong, dust to dust, ashes to ashes..." "Go and bury the bodies" "This guy's really shifty, the gold..." "Stop talking and start working" "I'm soaked!" "Don't mind if I light a fire?" "Master, the bodies are in pieces..." "Bo I bury hands with hands, and legs with legs?" "No, be sure to bury whole corpses" "I'm not sure that's possible" "Alcohol keeps out the cold Want some?" "Let's all get warmer..." "You stupid fool!" "Fire!" "Fire" "Master, is this how you punish him?" "Rubbish, I'm not an arsonist!" "I'm sorry, we all make mistakes..." "I've made you lose your shelter..." "The market is just ahead!" "We're all wanderers..." "We don't bear grudges See you later" "I've put the bodies back together again..." "But there's one finger left" "With my expertise, I don't bother with fingers..." "Maybe someone else did it" "Are there other chopped up bodies?" "This is common fighting ground, may die..." "Enjoy putting them back together" "Oh!" "It's getting dark" "Ghost Festival sword and weapons for sale" "Help!" "Murder!" "You hit me!" "Stay there!" "This sword is the latest style!" "Do you think I'm buying jewelry?" "Who hit me?" "Show yourself and fight!" "Who hit someone?" "What's happening?" "Make way!" "Police passing through, make way!" "Police passing, make way!" "What's going on here?" "I don't know" "Forget it then" "Hey, stop staring at me!" "It's nothing, nothing's wrong!" "Come look at our swords, sir" "It's Ghost Festival!" "The human race has stooped to new lows..." "How can we Buddhists redeem their souls?" "I really don't know" "With my wisdom, I can save them..." "But my body's feeling very weak..." "Let's find an inn, get some food and sleep" "Buddha meditated facing a wall for 3 years... and you complain after no food for one day..." "For penance, chant 5,000 times, to purity the mind..." "Right!" "Look, food, let's eat, then purity my mind" "His brain's in his stomach!" "That cretin, I'll kill him for 1 5 dollars" "It was only 1 0 dollars last time, why more?" "Because I'm a better swordsman now" "So you say-but how good?" "Beef brisket and noodles!" "Hey, I never ordered that" "Are you saying I made a mistake?" "Orders returned are charged double!" " What do you want?" " I told you I didn't order it!" "More of them than us, okay, take it away..." "It's just a misunderstanding" "As I improve, my price will rise again..." "If you don't like it, find someone else" "For that price, I need some sort of sample" "You want me to show off?" "No problem!" "You want to see sample?" "Sir, spare us some food?" "I bet you my head" "No, get lost!" "Fong" "My sword's a bit long, I'm sorry!" "We shouldn't stay here, let's go!" "Every time I see you there's trouble" "Brother" "and more trouble now with that lump of gold!" "Master, there's shelter ahead" "It's a Temple" "Orchid Temple" "The entrance is over there" "They've gone inside..." "But Orchid Temple's haunted, wait till dawn" "Yes, let's wait!" "Dawn?" "What if someone else gets it?" "Hey, you lead!" "Me?" "A ghost got my fool, run!" "Run!" "It's a bit draughty in here, Master" "Don't be afraid, let me tell you..." "Orchid Temple is haunted" "What?" "Haunted..." "Master, Master!" "Fong, stop stepping on my heels" "I just want you to know I'm behind you" "If you're so scared, sleep outside the door" "It's pouring outside" "Master, if it's really haunted..." "I don't mind if we carry on walking" "Fong, we have Gold Buddha to protect us..." "No one will dare come in..." "So we won't have to worry about it being stolen..." "We'll just stay overnight" "Shall we satisfy the God of Hunger?" "You beg the ghosts to spare you some food" "Funny, I've forgotten what I've just said!" "Who said a ghost got his foot?" "Was it you?" "No" "Was it you?" "No" "He did!" "If it got you, how come you could run so fast?" "There's a woman singing, up there" "Sister, it's raining so hard outside..." "I wonder how long before they come inside" "We're here!" "So many men!" "Women!" "They're beautiful!" "Smells so good" "Don't go, so beautiful!" "Come on" "There are more!" "They're so ugly!" "The one in the middle's the prettiest" "She's so old!" "The one next to her's beautiful" "Priestress, there are so many, I'll help Lotus" "Alright, that way I won't have to wait so long" "These men're already trapped, who needs your help?" "I thought you'd be quicker, it took you ages" "They're already ours, so what's the rush?" "Take your clothes off, she's coming I'm taking the prettiest one." "Hands off!" "Your skin's so soft Give me a kiss!" "Go to hell" "There're all kinds of games, want to try?" "Something in the water bit me what is it?" "What is it?" "Let's go!" "What's happening?" "Let's go, they're demons" "What's that sound, Master?" "The ghosts are out" "What shall I do?" "Master" "Watch the Gold Buddha, and stay put..." "I'm going to catch the demons!" "Don't come near me, I have a Gold Buddha" "You're powerful, you hide even from me!" "Show your true selves!" "Stars scatter!" "Still able to hide, it's powerful!" "Priestess, what about that monk?" "Don't worry!" "He maybe powerful, but he's no match for me" "We'll play with them awhile You seduce the little monk" "Priestess, let me go, I can handle him" "You're not experienced enough, when it comes to men" "Priestess, I know exactly what you mean..." "You don't want her wasting your time" "Let me bring him back to you quickly" "Sorry, I forgot your cover was damaged..." "You got all wet" "I'll say some prayers as penance later" "I know you have great powers..." "If we really meet a - ghost..." "Please help me destroy whatever it is" "Buddha!" "Oh no!" "Help, there's a ghost!" "A ghost chasing her?" "That means she's not a ghost" "Help!" "Ghost!" "Lady!" "Lady!" "There's a ghost!" "Ghosts!" "I'm so afraid!" "I'm so scared, please help me!" "I can see flesh!" "Where is the ghost?" "Let me hide behind you!" "Look there's something moving over there..." "Hold me tight!" "Your leg" "Feel my heart, it's beating so rapidly!" "Come on!" "I break my vows if I'm near a woman!" "Let's pray together, it'll keep the ghosts away" "Don't pray now, let's do something else!" "Let me go, or I'll break my vows!" "Did you know, you're my first man?" "Let me help you undress" "What?" "Undress?" "Hey wait, my shoe!" "If Master sees me like this..." "He'll never believe I was saving your life!" "No!" "I must pray" "Where're my prayer books?" "Where're my prayer books?" "Fire!" "Come and save me!" "How did it catch fire?" "My clothes are on fire!" "Take your clothes off!" "Fire, help!" "Stop undressing, they're not burning now!" "I must, I'm afraid of fire!" "But I'll see everything" "Lady" "Hey, monk... has the fire gone out?" "It was so dangerous!" "My clothes are all burnt, what to do?" "Cover yourself with my robe" "You're so kind!" "Put it on quickly, I won't watch" "I tripped on your clothes" "Stop or I won't be able to control myself!" "I'm a bad girl, are you as bad as me?" "I thought you were being chased by a ghost?" "Ghost?" "Here's your ghost!" "Come and get me..." "This is fun!" "But it didn't last long!" "Lucky I prayed in time..." "Or I would've done that "stuff" with you" "Hey, monk..." "What would you have done?" "Tell me" "I said means I want..." "I want means I desire..." "I desire means I'll do..." "If I do, I'll never stay a monk!" "No, I must pray" "Stop praying, help me up..." "Quickly!" "I'll help you up..." "But you promise not to come too close..." "Darn I saw it!" "Aren't you interested in me at all?" "Interested?" "In what way?" "All men are interested in this!" "Don't take off my pants..." "It's strange!" "Your head aches when I pray..." "You weren't being chased by a ghost!" "You are a ghost!" "I'm going to get you!" "It's really haunted, I'm scared!" "I better run!" "Come over here!" "Reveal your true form!" "You're mine" "Reveal yourself!" "Stupid monk, why've you stopped praying?" "Go, if Master returns you'll never escape!" "Why are you letting me go?" "I'm giving you a chance to reform..." "So you can reincarnate as a good person" "I'm evil!" "I'll never change" "Hey, my robe!" "If you want it, get it yourself!" "It serves you right!" "Help me, quick help me!" "Go on, scram!" "Waiting for me to hit you?" "Hey, my robe!" "Still playing games with me!" "Master!" "You appeared so suddenly!" "Fong, what're you doing here half naked?" "It's too hot, I came outside to cool down" "Hot?" "Where's the Gold Buddha?" "It's inside, it's just fine!" "Well." "Did you see anything untoward?" "No way, not with the Gold Buddha here..." "No ghost would dare come near..." "Even if it did, it wouldn't get away!" "And did you find anything?" "That demon is quite something" "Anyway, we're staying only one night... and leaving tomorrow with the Gold Buddha..." "So we'd better get some rest..." "Or we'll be tired tomorrow" "Okay..." "I'll capture them sooner or later" "Your senses are impure, that's why you're hot..." "Take the Gold Buddha out and pray" "Take the Gold Buddha out?" "Pray all night in front of it" "On my own?" "Why, you want me to keep you company?" "No, no!" "Okay, let's go inside!" "Will you stop that if Master sees it I've had it!" "Fong" "Good morning Master" "Bring the Buddha, we're leaving" "Okay" "Darn, he'll find out sooner or later" "Please help me find the Gold Buddha!" "What did you say?" "Nothing, just saying my prayers" " Fong" " Yes" "I'm glad the Buddha's safe..." "Or there's no point in going to imperial Temple" "That's right!" "Master, if we leave like this now..." "It's not quite right..." "Since you know Orchid Temple is haunted..." "Shouldn't we stay and get rid of the demons?" "I remember a certain old monk..." "Sort of say in some manuscript..." ""lf no one goes to hell, and we don't go to hell..." "Who will go to hell?"" "You're a monk, and you don't know which manuscript!" "I've always had a bad memory..." "But leaving like this is irresponsible" "You're right!" "I'll stay and catch the demons..." "You take the Buddha to imperial Temple" "Right, I'll go" "Fong, are you alright?" "Yes, after praying all night my mind is pure..." "But my stomach is even purer... and now in the sun, I feel faint" "Are you saying that..." "You're sick?" "I'll be fine Master, I'll overcome it..." "I'll make it..." "I'm getting there, it's getting better..." "No it's not working..." "I'm going to faint" "I think you're hungry, I'll beg for food..." "My student does not behave like a monk" "Buddha be merciful!" "Gold Buddha, I'd better find you today!" "Haven't slept all night, I feel faint..." "I'll find the Buddha, and get Master to leave..." "Or when he's out, she'll come for me again... and it'll be another sleepless night!" "Snake!" "What now?" "Oh no!" "I only have a day left..." "Buddha, have mercy, help Fong" "Buddha!" "Look this blade cuts heads off like slicing melons" "Really?" "Let's try it on your head" "Please be merciful, put down your knives" " Get lost" " Give me something" "Shove off!" "You monks, always lecturing people..." "You're ruining our business..." "Get lost!" "Give me the money you owe me" " I don't have any money" " Give my money back!" " No money?" "What's all that on the ground?" " That's my money!" "It's mine now" "Since when did I owe you money?" "When you asked me to do the job" "What job?" "I don't know you" "Exactly, he doesn't know you!" "The money's mine" " I don't know him" " Go to hell" "Sir, how do you know the money's yours?" "He's right, prove it's yours, and you can have it!" "Right, you said it, you better mean it" "Abracadabra..." "Rise..." "Money, money, are you mine?" "Ah!" "It's black magic!" "Let's go!" "You also follow Buddha, you should do good..." "Not concern yourself with money" "How else would you get any alms?" "I wouldn't accept that sort of money" "No?" "Then leave..." "At least I earn my money..." "You wander around begging for food..." "You're just a beggar in disguise!" "Money is only illusion..." "You can't get what's not yours" "Monk, is this your doing?" "Mercy, Buddha is merciful" "You're a fake, monk!" "Admit your pranks!" "There must be a way to break his spell!" "Hey, don't go!" "Don't go!" "My money!" "..." "Another fruitless job..." "Damn monk!" "It's getting dark!" "What shall I tell Master?" "..." "I'll say the snakes took it..." "How could the snakes take it?" "Right, I'll say the ghosts took it..." "The Gold Buddha repels ghosts impossible!" "I'll tell him the truth" "That'll be Master..." "I didn't mean it Master, I just dropped it!" "..." "Master, actually..." "It's you?" "It's you again?" "What are you doing here?" "If you don't go, How'll I make a living?" "Darn!" "Let me rest for one night okay?" "The way you live, don't you feel like a whore?" "Perhaps if you were human, making a living..." "But you're a ghost, why a slut too?" "Am I a slut?" "Anyone who strips a guy's pants off is a slut!" "What are you looking for?" "The Gold Buddha..." "l don't know where it..." "The Gold Buddha?" "Why're you getting so close?" "I had enough fun last night!" "It's only down there" "Don't come so close to me!" "You think I don't want to?" "I can't leave till the Gold Buddha's found" "I'll help you" "The Gold Buddha's very powerful..." "Aren't you afraid?" "There's no other way..." "If you don't leave, I'll have to move!" "That's a point!" "Let's go together!" "Last night you surprised me and I fell..." "I dropped the Gold Buddha somewhere here" "Don't step on my clothes..." "If they fall off, you'll say I was stripping" "Where is it?" " Snakes!" "I forgot to say there're snakes here" " Where?" " Over there!" " Where?" "Stop it, my head aches!" "I'm only praying very softly" "Go upstairs, you're getting in the way..." "With you here, I'll never find it!" "Go on!" "You're right" "Mind the snakes" "Snakes!" "Lots of snakes!" "The Gold Buddha!" "I found it!" "Where is it?" "Over there, help me, there're many snakes" "I didn't tell you to kill them..." "How did this happen?" "What will I say?" "How can I put it back together?" "I've been bitten by a snake, it hurts!" "Help!" "I don't want to kill you, go!" "Are you alright?" "I've been poisoned" "What shall we do?" "Suck the venom out with your mouth..." "Please, quickly" "I can feel the venom..." "I feel faint" "Is that alright?" "That's fine, thank you..." "It's okay, anyway your wound isn't real" "Then why did you swallow the blood?" "To keep you happy" "The wound isn't real, but the venom is!" "You're right, that means..." "I'll help you suck it out" "No, that means mouth to mouth" "You'll die once the venom takes effect..." "Pretend I'm not a woman" "Then who are you?" "Pretend I'm your Master" "He would never do this" "Pretend I'm your mother" "I've never met my mother try someone I've seen" "How about him?" "Him?" "Okay" "Whatever" "What are you doing?" "Sucking the venom" "What did you stick in my stomach?" "My tongue" "Why stick your tongue in my stomach?" "To suck out the venom!" "There's still some left in you" "Really?" "Is your heart beating rapidly?" "Yes!" "Does your whole body feel hot?" "Yes" "Do you feel sweaty, your head ache?" "Yes" "That's the effect of the venom..." "We have to carry on" "I'd rather die" "Don't die here..." "Or you'll become one of us" "Okay, come on" "Hang on" "Are you ready?" "Yes,... why didn't you stick your tongue inside?" "No!" "there's no venom I was lying" "How dare you deceive an honest man..." "It's because of you I dropped the Buddha..." "Look how I treat you, is this my thanks?" "I'm a monk!" "I have rules to follow..." "You keep seducing me, you're trouble!" "Really?" "From what you say, isn't it a bore being a monk?" "You can't do what every man wants to do..." "Don't you feel deprived being a monk?" "Deprived?" "I never had anything to lose..." "The priority is to fix the Buddha..." "So when Master comes back we can leave" "Don't set your clothes on fire again!" "Why're you a monk, if it's such hard work?" "The first person I set eyes on was Master..." "My first clothes were monk's robes..." "What else can I be except a monk..." "Do I have a choice?" "You're grown up now, you can choose" "I've been with Master for years, he's family..." "Why'd my parents leave me in a monastery?" "I'd like to know what my parents look like..." "So that if I ever met them..." "I could avoid them" "Don't fall off!" "Don't fall off!" "Your life is better than mine was..." "At least you have a Master!" "Were you an orphan too?" "No..." "I was sold as soon as I was born..." "Whoever bought me became my parents..." "Finally a rich man took me as his 2nd wife..." "I was murdered by his mistress, and buried here" "That's the first time I've told this story" "I way lying" "I'm glad it's a lie..." "If it were true it would be tragic" "So in comparison, you're free now..." "Not being sold again and again..." "Pity you're a ghost, we could've been friends" "Aren't we friends now?" "Little monk, could you get close to anyone else?" "I don't know" "Do you think I'm beautiful?" "I don't know" "Oh no, Master's returned, run away!" "Fong, what are you doing?" "Master, I'm just repairing the stairs..." "Wait outside, it's almost done" "The feeling of evil is stronger today" "Master, you can't go inside" "Why?" "There are snakes inside" "Snakes?" "My powers protect and make me immune to venom..." "Snakes don't come near me" "She must be gone by now!" "The demons are close by" "Fong" "Why're you holding a comb?" "I bought it, to..." "Comb my eyebrows, it looks great..." "You want to try it?" "Shave your eyebrows and you won't need a comb" "Where's the Gold Buddha?" "It's over there Master, see it?" "Fong, close all the windows" "Why close them?" "To stop the demons entering" "Very clever, Master!" "Thank God, Master didn't run into her!" "Fong, bring me the gold paint" "Okay" "Oh, it was on the table" "Your gold paint" "Oh no, it's finished, Master" "I haven't written on all the windows yet..." "Bring out all our holy objects" "Seal all the entrances" "Oh no!" "Fong, what is it?" "Did you see something?" "It's just that I haven't eaten all day..." "I'm feeling a big faint..." "Master, let me help you" "I found you some food." "Get it from my bag" "The ghosts will come from this direction..." "But we've run out of holy objects" "There's a gap over there..." "Why don't you hang it up there?" "This is where the evil's the strongest I'll repel it" "Master, some ghost took your beads!" "Strange, how could a ghost take my beads?" "I'll get rid of all of them!" "Help!" "Fong is in trouble!" "Little monk!" "You shameless demon!" "Help!" "Help" "Help me!" "Master!" "Help!" "Master!" "Mercy shrouds the world!" "Help me!" "The stars will scatter!" "Fong, listen to me..." "Go back and bring me my holy objects" "Right!" "Mercy is boundless!" "I warned you not to play with that staff" "Help!" "Are you alright?" "Get it away from me!" "How come you are... so cold?" "Ghosts get cold before they fade away!" "..." "Leave me alone, I have to rest..." "Otherwise I won't survive as a ghost" "Right, I'll go and save Master then" "It doesn't look like you can move" "Have you recovered?" "I must go and save Master" "Hush!" "It feels cold!" "What's happening?" "One of my sisters is here" "Good." "I'll ask her to help you!" "No, we hate each other" "If you bring her here, we'll both be in trouble" "So what can we do?" "I can smell a human" "Let's have a look" "Don't worry I have the staff" "There's no time" "Oh, it's you!" "Are you surprised?" "Fooling around behind the Priestess's back?" "How dare you disobey her orders?" "Why do you look so ill?" "Maybe you're the one fooling around!" "Are you bitching because you feel guilty?" "I helped the Priestess fight the two monks... and I got wounded..." "Come over and help me..." "Why should I help you?" "..." "Just because you're her pet, you put on these airs..." "I'm sorry, I have no time" "What was that?" "Someone's hiding behind me" "Who?" "The little monk" "Really?" "Trying to trick me into helping you?" "No chance!" "I'd never help you!" "Why don't you stay, and wait for the Priestess" "You're so cunning..." "Trying to delay me from helping the Priestess..." "I won't tall for your tricks..." "Let's go" "That was a bit bluff..." "If she'd believed you, I'd be dead" "But if we didn't hate each other..." "You wouldn't have had to hide" "So you change your story as it pleases you?" "Fong!" "I can't take you further I must save Master..." "You be on your way" "Fong" "What?" "I was called Lotus when I was alive" "Why're you telling me?" "I won't be visiting you... and you won't be visiting me..." "Man and ghost can't be together... and even if you were human it'd be hopeless..." "Because monks and women can't be together..." "Remember, be more careful in future..." "If you meet any other monks...." "They won't give you a chance" "Take care of yourself!" "Damn monk, think you're the most powerful?" "!" "Tree Devil, you kill innocents, and insult God..." "I'm going to capture you..." "That will your punishment" "Punishment?" "You mean I will reap what I sow?" "Exactly!" "Those are the karmic rules" "Don't you know wicked people are buried with honour..." "Their deeds enshrined in books and songs!" "But when dead, they suffer in hell..." "Hell is only as dark as the human world..." "Only the powerful and ruthless thrive..." "There's still time to change your ways, bald monk!" "I've been to hell, so I know..." "Maybe you should go and see for yourself!" "Master!" "Your staff!" "But I used it to pin down the other ghost!" "The dark deep underworld arise!" "..." "There is no justice!" "Master!" "Evil will win, and never fatter!" "Fong, give me the Gold Buddha!" "Right!" "I forgot to tell you it's broken!" "Now you tell me!" "Master!" "Fong, ride my staff with the Buddha..." "Get it fixed, then come and save me" "Master!" "Master!" "Fong!" "Who is it?" "Show yourself!" "Leave quickly!" "The Priestess will be back soon!" "Follow my cloak!" "You can't fight the Priestess..." "Don't look back, just move forward..." "Remember not to look back..." "Never come back!" "Never come back!" "It's getting light" "Come and look, brand new weapons" "Come and look" "You're from Shaolin Temple?" "Special price!" "I have no money" "Who shall I ask?" "We use real iron" "I'll think about it" "For every $10 spent, a free horseshoe!" "I'll give you two" "I'm only here to beg for food" "Beg for food?" "Get lost!" "The world's corrupt, it's hard to find honesty" "Let me help you!" "Little monk, this place is bad, go elsewhere" "Brother, you're a blacksmith aren't you?" "Not much longer, a decent man can't survive here" "Will you do business with me?" "I don't sell weapons" "I don't want weapons, I need repairs..." "Have a look" "You crazy?" "If it's seen, you'll be dead..." "Put it away!" "Please help me, it's an emergency!" "Is this Buddha yours, or did you steal it?" "Do I look like a thief?" "Alright then, I'll do a good deed" "You are so kind" "Thank you" "I thought you were going to fix the Gold Buddha?" "What Gold Buddha?" "I didn't see any..." "What Gold Buddha?" "You just threw it in there!" "Leave me alone, I don't want your business, scram!" "Give it back..." "I need it to save someone..." "Give my Gold Buddha back!" "Help!" "Give it back, or I'll kill you!" "I'm being beaten up by a monk!" "I don't want trouble, but he stole my Gold Buddha" "Gold?" "Not gold, just my Buddha" "Search him, maybe he's carrying more gold" "I'm not, I'm not..." "Get him!" "Get him!" "What the hell?" "It's the little monk!" "It's you?" "They stole something from me" "Let's go!" "Do you want me to help you?" "Yes" "Your Master owes me $10..." "With this, it's a total of $15" "They... they stole my Gold Buddha" "Gold?" "Hang on..." "Makes it more pricey, an extra 300..." "Plus a bowl of noodles, that's $320" "But I have no money!" "Goodbye!" "But my Master has some" "That makes it okay!" "I won't cheat you, let's go" "Quickly!" "Calm down!" "It's them!" "Brothers..." "They're here ...that Gold Buddha is mine..." "Itshould be returned to it's rightful owner" "Who says?" "Finders keepers, just because you've got a big sword" "There are more of us!" "Attack!" "Let's melt it, goodbye Gold Buddha!" "The Gold Buddha!" "Oh no, it's melted!" "You're amazing?" "What's amazing?" "Isn't it hot?" "I wonder if it still has any powers?" "Master is in real trouble now..." "Don't be negative, there's always a way...." "Little monk..." "Let's go and get money from your Master" "But I haven't worked out how to save him" "That's easy, hire me to help you save him..." "I'll give you a special discount, 2 times $300..." "What do you think?" "Forget it, no deal" "Get out of my way!" "I'll kill you!" "Don't you want to save your Master?" "Of course I do" "Then you have to pay me" "But I have no money" "Will you do it on credit?" "Sure!" "It's a big deal" "Wonton noodles!" "Hey, you look like you're starving..." "Have some noodles!" "I told you I have no money" "It's okay, I'll keep a tab..." "You'll have to pay up when it reaches $1 ,000" "Don't worry, as long as I'm around it'll be fine" "Hey, I don't even know your name" "My name's Yin ( red dawn )" "That's quite a name" "It was someone else's name, a high Priest..." "I begged him to take me in as his student..." "But he said he didn't like people... and refused to teach me!" "You see, he's really stubborn!" "Maybe if you ask again, he'll change his mind" "He's dead now!" "He was antisocial so had no friends..." "Not even money to buy a coffin!" "I've learnt my lesson, money before everything!" "Why's that?" "With money you can be whatever you want!" "What do you want to be?" "A rich Yin!" "And what do you want to be?" "A good man!" "A good man?" "Like my namesake?" "Living a lonely life You think good reaps good?" "All good men end like that!" "Help!" "A ghost!" "Someone's in trouble!" "Don't worry, it's her!" "Help, help!" "Open the door!" "There's a ghost after me!" "Hey, it's me, hey..." "Ghost... help me" "Hey, she's on our side..." "it's me..." "I've been waiting for you, it's Fong..." "You can stop all the dancing around..." "Hey, stop it, stop it" "Stop it?" "!" "Who are you?" "I'm so scared!" "Come over here" "I don't get it Explain what you're doing" "I can't, it's all a mistake" "Something over there's moving!" "Yes..." "I know a ghost's after you..." "Then you must protect me!" "I know you need protection" "But we're not suited to each other" "Why?" "I mean..." "I don't mean you're not pretty..." "To be honest..." "Please don't get angry, but I..." "I don't go for your type, that's all..." "I prefer a longer face, slight buck teeth" "Maybe that much taller than me" "Ow!" "If you know her, go and ask her to come here" "Be careful not to burn your clothes" "You're so bad, you want a manage a trios?" "What's that?" "You studious types are so naughty" "Ow!" "Hey, come over here!" "Lady, just hang on a moment" "Wait here, I'm just going over for a chat" "What's the matter?" "She's not right for you, but she is for me..." "I don't want your money, I'll have her instead" "No way!" "What, you've undressed her?" "No need to undress, let's do it like this!" "Give that to me!" "No, the clothes are stuck to my hands!" "I said no, I don't know her!" "Come on!" "Another piece of clothing?" "You don't know her, but you remove her underwear?" "!" "Put it on, put it on!" "I don't care, I want her!" "I'm paying you instead" "I don't want money!" "I don't want money, I want her!" "No!" "Hey, what're you doing?" "Hey, now about if I pay you?" "Look, I'm giving you a good deal!" "Just stop it, it's been decided" "I'm sorry Miss!" "It's the first time I've played this game!" "I'm sorry to bother you..." "Remember, long face, slight buck teeth when she smiles..." "About 6 inches taller than me, thanks!" "What a waste, you didn't even ask her name..." "How can we find her again?" "We're here to save my Master..." "Not do that sort of thing..." "If you want it so much, come back another time" "Don't worry, I will!" "Help!" "Help!" "I'll go!" "I'm going!" "Help!" "It's you!" "Why are you back here?" "I'm so glad, it's finally your turn!" "These ghosts are beauties..." "...she's even better" "I almost mistook the last girl for you!" "Who was here?" "Your sister!" "Anymore sisters?" "We'll be discovered here, let's go upstairs" "Right" "There's no one else!" "Going to keep here for yourself?" "Hey." "What are you doing?" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Pretending to be intimate!" "Pretending to be intimate?" "He's Yin, I've employed him to help save Master..." "She's Lotus" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Pretending to be intimate" "You don't have to as well stand aside and watch!" "..." "I don't trust you" "Damn monk, if you can why can't I?" "Don't use business as an excuse for pleasure" "Do you think I want this?" "I'm a reluctant victim too" "We're not looking very convincing..." "Let's get into bed!" "Into bed?" "Into bed?" "If you won't do it, I will!" "You won't go to be!" "I will!" "How come I can't?" "Come on" "It's better if you're on top" "Let's make it clear, no more praying!" "I'll try my best, what next?" "Next we kiss!" "Undaunted by the misty fog" "Behind the mystery is a sweet surprise" "Dashing through the sun and moon" "Dancing to the beat of the gong" "Nothing can dempen my chivalry" "Stop the noise, this a serious business!" "Nothing can stop my will to strike again" "Do you know where Master is?" "The priestess's got him, but I don't know where" "How can we get her to come here?" "There's a bell on my ankle..." "She'll answer it if she hers it ring" "A bell?" "So why don't you ring it?" "Don't stop, or they might suspect us, carry on!" "Don't stick your tongue into my stomach!" "I won't, we'll just kiss!" "That's okay!" "I can't bear it, I'm going for a walk!" "Hey, don't go!" "I can't be bothered to watch" "Yin, where are you going?" "For a walk!" "You can't go, stay here" "Go away" "What will I do if you go?" "I can't bear watching you two" "Young student!" "Open the door, I'm so scared outside" "Let me come in" "She's so scared!" "What's that got to do with you?" "It's Butterfly!" "You wait here, I'll handle her" "Don't go, the two of us are rivals" "Even better, then there won't be any bickering" "You're really a pain in the neck..." "Carry on like this and I won't pay you" "Don't mention money, I haven't seen a cent yet..." "Where's the money?" "Huh?" "Hush!" "Lotus, lend me some money so I can pay him..." "Just so I can shut him up!" "I don't want money, he wants me to take it..." "I'm happy with alternatives" "You can talk, but touch her" "See, if you don't help me, he won't help me..." "So you've got to help me" "You two are trouble, I'm going" "Let me protect you" "Forget it!" "So you got thrown out too?" "No such luck..." "Those two fought over me..." "If not for the fact they've got more friends coming..." "I would have left ages ago" "Don't stand here, go in and help" "Lady, we students love playing games..." "Let's have some fun!" "Okay!" "I said you weren't my type, don't hang around" "Open up, open the door" "I have no time for you" "I don't believe I'm less attractive than Lotus!" "You can't force your way in!" "I want you to fancy me" "Seduce me, I'm easy to seduce!" "Can't we talk a bit first?" "I can't wait" "You have no hair!" "You're a monk!" "You're that old monk's student?" "Fong, come up!" "Demon, take my spell!" "Soldiers of wind and fire heed, the spell is cast!" "Heaven and earth move, lend me your powers!" "Wow!" "Follow her!" "Damn, she's got my sword" "You like playing games?" "I'll kill you" "Belittling me?" "Let's see who wins!" "Little monk, I've been waiting for you to save your Master..." "I was wondering who you'd find to help you... and you get a midget with a giant's sword...." "You want to amuse me, so I die happy?" "Old witch, careful you'll die laughing" "Do something quickly!" "I haven't begun my chanting yet" "Don't scare me, it's too late too look for a spell now!" "Shut up!" "Let's bet" "Yin, chop this side first" "Chop..." "They keep multiplying, cast any old spell" "What spell?" "I can't even open my manuscript" "I'm going!" "Trying to escape?" "You coward!" "Lotus!" "I'll help you get away" "Come on!" "I almost missed you two" "Bastard, you ran away, you've no loyalty" "I was sacrificing myself to distract her..." "But she didn't fall for it, what can I do?" "So that means I get sacrificed instead?" "Stop arguing Let's get out of Orchid Temple" "Let's hide" "I can't let the Priestess see me here" "We'll work together, and distract him!" "Hey, catch!" "Going to fight me with your little games?" "My little games will kill you" "Is that all you're capable of?" "That wasn't for real, but my next move is!" "Miraculous armour, go!" "You decide to change your clothes now?" "I'm off" "Trying to trick her again?" "Let's go!" "Priestess, you've been wounded!" "How could we let him get away!" "Did he think he could hurt me?" "You won't get me!" "Keep running away like that, and even if you save me..." "I'll die of fright!" "This is strategy, do you understand?" "At least you could have warned me" "I'm saving you and all you do is complain..." "You still owe me money, where's the money?" "Lotus" "I mentioned borrowing some money, I..." "Not now, I've got to be careful when I get back" "Why don't you leave Orchid Temple with us?" "Your situation's dangerous;" "don't go back..." "Why not leave with us?" "You can be a ghost anywhere" "No, I'm used to this..." "I suffered before, I prefer living day by day..." "Not like you, not knowing what tomorrow will bring" "It doesn't matter not knowing" "Don't try and change my mind!" "Here I live well and dress well" "I'm not related to you..." "What place do I have following you around?" "I can't talk anyone, I have to go..." "Forget about me" "She said we don't know where we're going" "She's right..." "Let's take care of ourselves first" "That means we forget about her..." "You said it" "Jade, is the Priestess back yet?" "The Priestess?" "No" "Then start combing my hair..." "If she comes back, say I never went out" "What's wrong?" "Nothing..." "I'll miss you..." "In two days I'll marry the Mountain Devil..." "Whatever happens, you're always my sister" "I'll talk to the Priestess, someone else can marry him..." "Then we can stay together" "Lotus, I really love you" "I believed, that when you went out, you were a good girl..." "Tell me where they are hiding?" "Priestess, forgive me, I was wrong" "Forgive you?" "Tell me, how should I punish her?" "Jade, you tell me" "Why don't we, don't we..." "Marry her to the Mountain Devil" "Jade, you?" "Sold when you're alive, and sold when you're dead..." "That Demon has many concubines, you'll suffer!" "You betrayed me!" "Cut off her hair" "What a waste of beautiful hair" "I've spent so much time combing it..." "What a waste!" "Scissors!" "Jade, didn't you just call me your sister?" "You knew the Priestess was hiding here..." "Why did you betray me?" "For her own good..." "I'm going to scratch your face!" "Priestess, please forgive me!" "Go to hell!" "Please forgive Lotus!" "Jade..." "Sister..." "Don't worry, I'll marry in your place" "Crocodile tears" "But I won't let you get away" "Let who get away?" "Come here!" "You're sisters!" "You'll both marry the Mountain Devil" "Scratch her face!" "Priestess, don't..." "Won't you forgive me?" "You want me to really damage your face?" "I want her face scratched to hell" "Is this it?" "Yes!" "Come on!" "I'm one of you!" "Who are you?" "Lotus?" "Run away!" "Don't be afraid, Buddha'll protect us, good will win..." "You better let her go!" "..." "Hands off!" "Or I'll blow you up..." "I'll come back and fight later" "Come back!" "I'm going to eat him first" "You can lick me, but no kissing!" "Did I save the wrong girl?" "You'd better turn over a new leaf" "I will!" "I better take you back, you can't be tamed!" "I'm back!" "I'm off!" "Sister, run!" "Jade!" "Jade!" "You witch - still dare to call my fighting 'games'?" "Next time I'll blow up your nest!" "Jade!" "We're far away from it now" "It doesn't matter how far we go" "Why?" "What are you two up to back there?" "My urn of ashes is in the hands of the Priestess..." "Under the 1,000 year old tree, at daybreak..." "My soul will have to return there" "I promise you I'll find your urn of ashes" "Don't depend on me to help" "Concentrate on flying!" "Be careful!" "What did you just say?" "You're going to back out now?" "I do one thing, something else happens, it never ends" "So what?" "I'll never be able to work out my payment!" "Add you stupidity, plus my naivete and intelligence..." "You should also add your greediness and heartlessness..." "In the end you're just jealous of me!" "Jealous of you?" "You two are always in an hot embrace..." "I never get a chance!" "I don't know what type of monk you are, but I'm also human" "I need love too!" "I'm only doing this to save someone" "Stop fighting!" "The Priestess isn't easy to handle..." "I don't think I'll ever get away..." "Fong, just pretend this never happened" "I'll go by myself!" "Stop putting it on I won't help you" "If you're going to help him, move!" "Even if he begs me, I won't go..." "But if you beg me, I may consider it" "Well, take your time then" "Hey!" "Fong, what're you going to do?" "Get your urn of ashes, then save Master" "That would be suicide!" "Give yourself a break..." "It's none of your business!" "Look what you've done to me..." "If not for you I wouldn't be in this mess" "I saved you, and you're blaming me?" "You can't fight me, how can you help me?" "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid" "It's getting light, I can't stop you" "No one'll help me, I'll have to help myself" "Take care" "I knew I'd find you!" "So many urns!" "How to find hers?" "Let's look together" "I don't need your help, I can't afford you" "The likely ones go on this side" "I wonder which one contains Lotus's ashes?" "None of your business!" "Smart ass!" "This might be" "Or, this could be too" "It's so big!" "Lotus wasn't so fat..." "It goes on that side..." "How am I going to carry all of these?" "Want me to get a horse and cart?" "Forget it, I can't afford it" "Just for you, I won't charge" "Abracadabra - show the way!" "Look and see if it's in that urn" "It really is Lotus!" "We found it!" "Put it away then!" "Tree Devil, how dare you belittle me!" "I'm going to burn you up..." "Then let's see what you can do?" "The old monk!" "I've found your Master" "Bring him down please!" "Okay!" "How is he?" "I can't tell!" "His eyes are swollen" "Master!" "Move your Master, I'm going to burn the tree" "It's raining, let's get out of the rain..." "If it doesn't stop raining, we'll run" "I'm angry we didn't burn that old witch!" "Master Are your alright, Master!" "Master, your eyes!" "Fong!" "You finally made it..." "Fong, someone else is here, who is it?" "It's me sir..." "The nice young man you met at the market" "Good, you decided to change your ways, and join us" "Yes, I'm not as greedy as you think" "We should be safe here" "There's an inn over there, we can rest awhile" "Okay!" "Wait!" "Why?" "What's the matter, Master?" "They're here!" "Who is?" "Those filthy ones!" "What filthy ones?" "Fong!" "Lotus, it's Lotus!" "Lotus!" "I'll take care of her" "Don't Master, she helped us..." "She's on our side!" "Really?" "Lotus, I found your urn of ashes" "Hold on, there's another one" "Fong..." "Don't believe her, she's a fake!" "Fong, don't believe her, I'm the real one" "Which one's real?" "How do I know?" "Which is the real one, Master?" "How should I know?" "Fong, don't believe her, Fong..." "Reveal yourself!" "It's the Tree Devil!" "Lotus" "Hey!" "Fong!" "Fong!" "How come we're still in Orchid Temple?" "We never managed to escape the Tree Devil's grasp!" "I know where Fong is You must go quickly" "Of course you know where he is!" "You lied to us from the beginning..." "Now you're trying to trap us" "My soul's always been with my urn of ashes..." "Like you, I was set up by the Priestess" "Rubbish, you expect me to believe you?" "I'm going to break your urn... and disperse your spirit, so you won't do more harm" "I never lied to you..." "You think I let the Tree Devil take Fong on purpose?" "Yin, don't you believe me?" "Demon, I'm going to destroy you" "Master, let's get the old one, and let this one go" "Go!" "Go on!" "Fong is in Orchid Temple, go and save him" "Let's go" "You dropped your abacus" "Forget it, I'll never make money on this job" "Let's go and save Fong" "Right" "Master, the devil hurt by you is now recovering." "Fong!" "Fong, where is he?" "Over there!" "Can't you see, he's hanging up there" "Little monk, I'm going to suck your energy..." "Then I'll sell you to the Mountain Devil..." "You'll never be able to reincarnate... and you'll rot in hell!" "Butterfly..." "You can't even handle this monk, you're useless" "Priestess, I can do it!" "I'll seduce him, just you watch!" "Lotus!" "How dare you come back!" "Priestess, I'll finish her off" "No, I came for forgiveness..." "I brought the other two back with me..." "They're hiding behind the grass" "Damn her, she's sold us out" "You witch, how dare you betray us..." "I should've destroyed your urn!" "The underworld is invincible!" "Abandon law and order!" "Heaven and earth move, lend your powers!" "Stars scatter -...sword fly!" "Cover the skies!" "Oh my gold!" "I'll hold them back!" "The light of Buddha shines!" "Butterfly!" "Priestess, help me!" "You're wounded, you're useless now, I need your energy" "You old Tree Devil, you devour your own people!" "No matter how powerful you are..." "Or that you're in human form, you're still a demon" "Go to hell, take my spell..." "Soldiers of wind and fire, show your power" "Why did you betray my Master and Yin?" "How else could I distract the Priestess and save you?" "My manuscript!" "Stars scatter!" "Heaven and earth move, lend your power" "The Mountain Devil..." "The Mountain Devil will come, run quickly..." "You go first!" "Butterfly!" "Fong!" "Come on, Lotus" "Butterfly!" "You were right, leave with the monk..." "At least you won't end up like this" "I was wrong too!" "I shouldn't trust them!" "Otherwise, I won't be a wandering ghost!" "Quick, help me!" "Butterfly!" "Help me!" "Butterfly!" "Help me!" "Butterfly!" "Let's go Lotus!" "Come on!" "Come with your Master!" "We can't get away like this, step on my cloak!" "Onto my cloak" "Master, wait for Lotus" "She's a demon, don't be seduced by her" "Fong!" "Lotus, quickly, Lotus!" "Fong!" "Lotus!" "Fong!" "Fong!" "Lotus?" "Lotus" "Fong, I'm over here!" "Lotus, your urn of ashes!" "Old monk, your student is down here..." "Don't you go back to save him?" "Soldiers of fire and wind, come, come, come" "Buddha be merciful" "Master!" "Come on up" "You kill the tree devil and I bring you all to hell" "Mountain devil is coming!" "Thank you for saving me sir..." "I was only trying to save my student" "Master, Lotus is really..." "Forget it, there's one hour before daybreak..." "Once it's light we'll be fine" "Come to hell with me, you can't escape!" "Master, we won't make it!" "Yin, let's break a path through it" "Right!" "Heaven and earth move..." "lend your powers" "The light of Buddha!" "We won't make it" "I'll use all my life force to fight it" "Come on!" "Fong, is it light yet?" "Not yet, Master" "He's made the skies dark, we're in his clutches..." "You take care of the monk, I'll distract him" "You're no match for them" "I'll find a way" "Yin!" "Mountain Devil, I've destroyed your bastard sister" "Are you afraid to show yourself?" "I'll destroy you!" "The spell exerts itself!" "Here I come!" "He's gone!" "What can you do?" "Master" "Fong." "Your body'll hold the Gold Buddha's energy" "I'll send you above the clouds to absorb the sun's rays" "Master, you'll bleed to death!" "Concentrate!" "Master, Master" "Are you alright, Master!" "Let me go!" "You'll die if you go up there!" "If I don't, you'll all die" "Monk, if I don't come back" "Please bury my urn of ashes properly for me" "Lotus, we're all depending on you" "Lotus!" "Lotus" "We keep trying to be apart..." "Yet we end up together!" "But where we're going is not for you" "I know why I've to go, don't worry!" "What're you doing?" "I'm afraid I might let go of you" "Untie yourself!" "If I let go, you'll fall down!" "Take care of yourself first!" "My eyes!" "The sun!" "I'm out of breath!" "Wow!" "I fell so far, and I'm not hurt!" "Lotus" "Hey, help me out!" "This is what I get for being kind!" "Lotus..." "Lotus!" "Lotus!" "Lotus!" "Lotus!" "It's a shame your spirit is dispersed..." "Is this what one gets for being kind..." "I hope good will come to you in the end" "Fong" "Lotus, Lotus" "I thought I'd never see you again!" "Take my urn of ashes with you, and I'll leave here too" "Who are you talking to?" "All that is left is this red ribbon!" "You mean her spirit dispersed?" "Yes!" "I must go now, hope we meet again" "We'll leave that to fate We've got to go too, bye for now" "Goodbye" "Let's go, Master" "Fong, why're you walking so fast?" "I can't find Lotus's urn of ashes!" "Really?" "Lotus, let's get to know each other better" "You reap what you sow, stealing is wrong" "I put the ashes inside my gourd" "Fong!" "Fong!" "I'll find you wherever you're gone!" "Fong, where are you taking me?" "The demon said there's no heaven..." "Is that true?" "Stop talking and do something..." "Help me up!" "Sure!"