"The Kingdom of Fiore..." "A neutral country of 17 million people." "It is a world of magic." "Magic is bought and sold there every day." "It is an integral part of people's lives." "And there are those who use magic as their occupation." "Those people are referred to as wizards." "The wizards belong to various guilds and perform jobs on commission." "There are a large number of guilds within the country." "And in a certain city there lies a certain guild." "will continue to be born long into the future..." "And its name is:" "Fairy Tail!" "where are you going?" "and shine down on your tomorrow!" "yeah!" "Can you hear this voice?" "yeah!" "It's hoarse from yelling." "yeah!" "Until your heart can hear it... yeah!" "The moon and sun high-five." "Are you sure you're not forgetting something? even what I'm looking for can't be found. time overlaps." "where are you going?" "and shine down on your tomorrow!" "Don't say goodbye!" "Last time on Fairy Tail!" "Why the heck do I have to go with you?" "Then don't come!" "I want you two to lend me your strength." "Eisenwald?" "We're going to stop their evil plan!" "Natsu!" "Lullaby!" "Master is in trouble!" "So this is the true form of Lullaby?" "You went overboard!" "there's no mistake." "It's already been two days since they passed by here." "That's plenty of time to reach Magnolia from here." "I wonder if something happened to them?" "let's go back and give our report." "We're not going after them?" "This woman is Bisca Moulin." "This man is Alzack Connel." "Both of them are Fairy Tail wizards." "I see." "This is a problem." "too... but... we couldn't." "That path went deep into Clover Canyon." "Even experienced hunters from Hunter Guilds can't get out once they loose their bearings." "huh?" "Why would they head there?" "They must have some reason." "but..." "Natsu Eats a Village!" "aren't you?" "but we haven't gotten to Magnolia yet!" "You sense-of-direction-less cat!" "as it is filled with innumerable fissures from an ancient earthquake." "never to return." "How rude!" "I wasn't lost before." "This is the first time." "we're lost!" "I'm starving..." "Stop reminding me!" "It's only making me hungrier!" "Well I'm hungry and that's that!" "Then stop going on about it already!" "Indeed..." "I'm hungry!" "too!" "Enough." "It sounds like your stomach just went "gu..." {I'll sort of go half literal with this." "I want to keep the "gu" to help tie in to the final joke...}" "It said "gu..." "It did not." "You're hearing things." "Nice cover-up there." "What's so exciting?" "look at that!" "I can fly!" "You can fly!" "Can you fly?" "the winged fish!" "They're super tasty!" "yum!" "Legendary delicacy?" "Winged fish..." "Looks good to me!" "Happy!" "Well done!" "You are all way too hungry." "Your stomach agrees with us. {says otherwise would be great if her previous line were different}" "Yeah... we're fishing!" "it's gone." "I'm gonna do my best!" "however..." "Shut up and fish." "it doesn't matter as long as they're edible." "You're that hungry?" "I want to eat a winged fish!" "They look delicious!" "They're a legendary delicacy!" "I gave up." "So much for willpower!" "But I couldn't catch even one... right?" "Then keep trying." "'kay?" "you meanie!" "But I was encouraging you!" "That was pretty tough." "In the end we only got one... eat it." "I can't just eat it by myself... it'll only make us hungrier!" "eat!" "Right then!" "Thanks!" "Sure seems like he's enjoying that fish there..." "Lucky him..." "Gross!" "It's gross?" "!" "Anyway I'm completely starving..." "A village!" "Houses!" "there's probably..." "Food!" "There's no one here." "It does seem really quiet for a village." "Maybe they're taking an afternoon nap." "Hey!" "Anybody here?" "we're about to faint!" "Somebody give us food!" "you famished cat." "Are they really all taking a nap?" "and they're all passed out?" "I think you're talking about Fairy Tail... too!" "this is annoying!" "I'll eat anything!" "are you?" "didn't you?" "anyone home?" "please!" "there's no one here." "let's eat!" "Okay!" "It's still good!" "Let's eat!" "Wait." "Why?" "!" "This is suspicious." "Yeah." "It looks like they were just eating." "Where did the people in this house disappear to?" "Happy." "Aye!" "I said wait!" "Right!" "We must investigate this village first." "You must hold out until then." "Hold out a little while- your stomach is overruling you." "I see." "go search for mushrooms or something!" "Do not touch the food in the village!" "Master and I will investigate what's going on in the village!" "I got it." "Happy." "Aye!" "Why mushrooms?" "And we finally found some good looking food..." "I ain't gonna be satisfied with mushrooms!" "mushrooms!" "they look awesome!" "Why mushrooms?" "You know what?" "What?" "Natsu's going to eat a poisonous one like those "laughing shrooms." {official name is panaeolus papilionaceus....}" "It's one of his signature gags!" "Happy?" "I ain't gonna do a dumb joke like that... {check me}" "Master..." "I was just i-investigating!" "as long as I eat enough of them." "Setup complete!" "Now wait for it... then hurry and pick them." "are you okay?" "here it comes!" "What a shock!" "I'm just as surprised myself!" "I guess they weren't "laughing shrooms..." "You're disappointed?" "What's all the fuss about?" "Your heads." "Look at your heads." "Huh?" "What the heck is with that mushroom?" "You should talk with a giant friggin' mushroom growing' out of your head!" "Trying to spruce up your image?" "Why aren't they worried about themselves?" "Looks good on you!" "Too good!" "droopyeyes..." "Did you just laugh at me?" "And you're snickering like a damn fool!" "Don't fight with mushrooms growing out of your heads!" "So?" "as we thought." "This village is deserted." "Despite there being evidence that people had just been living here." "What is this seam?" "This isn't a normal crack between the rocks." "It seems to have some purpose." "you're acting like idiots!" "I found an extra big one!" "R-Really?" "But doesn't that look a bit suspicious?" "Let me see... it's huge!" "One of these'd last us for two days!" "Why don't you two do something about the mushrooms on your heads?" "don't!" "It might be poisonous!" "Spit it out!" "Spit it out!" "But it's yummy!" "I guess everyone ends up like this." "I wonder how the people from the village ate them?" "They all must have been like us!" "I bet the name of that village is "Mushroom Village!" "It's not as funny the second time!" "here!" "Wait a sec..." "I think your mushroom is growing." "Why does Natsu get all the good gags?" "There's a second seam here." "What?" "What's that?" "Huh?" "Your mushroom's disappeared!" "you're the only one who still has one." "Gramps!" "but why's the joke on me?" "!" "Erza!" "Happy!" "Aye!" "What the heck?" "W-What's going on?" "Wow!" "That's the first time a house ever waved at me!" "That's what your focused on?" "This is..." "Gramps." "Wait!" "Why?" "Climb up high." "I want to check something." "come." "Don't get separated!" "I don't get this at all!" "that was a magic circle!" "All those seams you found were part of a magic circle." "Alive!" "Alive?" "Have a look." "It's as you see it." "moving creatures. not the other way around." "But why would they do something so dangerous?" "This is a dark guild's village." "What?" "I found a number of magical tools." "And not a one of them was for good." "eh?" "They're probably plotting something evil and did themselves in." "However!" "Their despair is our happiness. {The Japanese means more like "There's a silver lining."}" "what are you talking about?" "yes?" "If they're alive you can eat them!" "Don't stand there naked with a creepy grin!" "let's eat!" "it's chow time!" "At this rate we can't be picky about taste!" "you're that hungry?" "food!" "H-Hey!" "Don't forget to save me some!" "Hey jerks!" "You have any idea who you're dealin' with?" "I'm the number one flame-griller in all of Fairy Tail!" "Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!" "we cook 'em nice and thorough..." "Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!" "And then..." "Steam them covered for a bit." "but beggars can't be choosers." "Ice Make Fishnet!" "Sherbet is finished." "Let's have a bite." "but..." "Erza!" "Stand back." "It's cooking time. {I kind of like the awkwardness of this as opposed to "It's time to cook"}" "C-Cooking?" "Requip!" "Each stick should be around 5 cm long." "that's the way." "You're taking this too seriously!" "Erza..." "That outfit..." "Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!" "Ice Make Knuckle!" "I'm starving..." "Aren't they done yet?" "Time to eat!" "What are you doing?" "It's not like you can eat a chair." "Lucy." "You try eating it first." "thank you!" "well." "That's not right!" "Why did you try and make me eat it first?" "What is he doing?" "I'm sure he'll handle it himself." "Now then..." "What does it taste like?" "O-Okay then..." "I guess it's time to try a piece." "Gross!" "Gramps!" "and then there's this!" "edible." "Don't say that after you made me eat it!" "Your mushroom came off!" "Who cares about that?" "Why didn't anyone stop that thing?" "Natsu!" "Why didn't you help?" "You weren't playing around?" "we can't eat this." "I guess that's what we get for trying to eat monsters." "I'm really getting hungry!" "to hell with my pals!" "Watch out!" "Natsu!" "You disgusting creatures!" "Now I'm angry." "I'll blow you all away at once!" "Wing Slash of the Fire Dragon!" "Ice Wall!" "too!" "I open thee!" "Taurus!" "I see!" "whatever." "Get to it." "Did y'all forget me?" "Rampage!" "There's no end to them." "W-What is it now?" "A magic circle?" "What's that?" "pretty!" "That's not the issue here!" "You've been focusing on the weirdest things!" "This is..." "Run!" "I'm starving..." "Seriously!" "I can't walk another inch..." "Then stop showin' off with those wings of yours!" "I don't get what happened at all." "Master." "What?" "I don't accept your explanation of what happened before." "What did you do?" "and a monster appeared." "the succomed to a take over is good too.}{how do you usually phrase this?" "maybe something like "succombed to Take Over" to maintain the grammar?" "}" "So you were all inside those monsters?" "I ate a little of it! you activated the magical circle." "That magic circle is no longer active!" "Gramps?" "my boy!" "you all should just be happy that the Take Over has been undone." "I will refrain from informing the council!" "What do you say?" "I never want to experience this again!" "{that's fine.}{check me}" "I'm sorry." "We'll never do it again." "I thought that after we defeated the monsters we triggered a switch in the magic circle that would cause it to self-destruct." "Master..." "Run!" "and undid the Take Over spell on the dark guild members." "And erased the magic circle itself." "Isn't that right?" "but I'm not sure the meaning in this context...}" "At any rate..." "We're starving!" "{this is why I wrote out "gu" before... to help people get this joke}" "Take me away to someplace!" "just the two of us." "(Go!" "Go!" "Let's go!" "Romance)" "It's sad that my beloved doll can't talk to me... (Go!" "Go!" "Let's go!" "Romance)" "Every time I think of you tears start to flow... aren't I?" "In the moon (the moon) at night (at night)" "I'm always (I'm always) searching for the rabbit!" "I'm at a loss for words (Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" ")" "so much it's like I'm under a spell." "This love is a monologue from which I'll never awaken." "I'm at a loss for words (Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" ")" "since I've completely fallen in love. to get through to you?" "The perfect thing to say." "I just love you like crazy!" "One day I want to be able to tell you" "You got me." "My words of thanks." "There's nothing more to say!" "Natsu and Erza are actually going to fight?" "That's right." "Natsu has always hated to lose." "It's okay not to stop them?" "they do this all the time." "Lucy?" "Erza I suppose..." "But then again I hope Natsu doesn't lose either..." "Next time:" "Natsu vs. Erza!" "Why don't you challenge Erza for the title of strongest female wizard?" "Not a chance!" "But I might be able to beat Happy..."