"♪♪ Fast, lively Flamenco music playing..." "El Gato!" "*THE ADVENTURES OF PUSS IN BOOTS* Season 05 Episode 09 Title: "The Great Stink"" "Oh, Treezie, I've always loved San Lorenzo this time of the morning, when everything is so fresh, before anyone else is a..." "Did you know that oily oily oxen free..." "Apples!" "Get your apples here!" "Oh." "Awake." "Capo Ferro!" "I see you're using Bonetti's defense, eh?" "Very skillful." "Master Bonetti teach-a me everything I know." "Hmm." "There is something no master can teach you." "What's-a that?" "A'style." "So glad-a you suggest we come-a here instead of taking nice-a vacation." "Sarcasm is-a no look good on you." " Huh?" "Huh?" "Eh!" " Oh!" "Hmm?" "What-a that?" "It-a so bad." "Domenico, did you make-a the stinky?" "Not-a me." "It-a Federigo." "Nu-uh." "It-a him." "Uh, me?" "I am afraid you fine gentlemen are mistaken." "It is well-known that cats are the cleanest of creatures." "We gotta to get outta here." "The gatto arancione in-a the boots, he a smelly cheater." "A Smelly?" "Cheater?" "Those are fighting words." "So now we fight." "We gonna be back and we gonna be ready to deal with you, Cheater in-a the Stinky Boots." "Come back here!" "I will show you a cheater!" "I mean, I will show you the opposite of a cheater!" "A plays-by-the-ruleser!" "Darn it!" "Marco!" "Marco." "Marco." "Marco?" "Hmm, wonder where he went off to?" "Gonna miss old Marco." "Marco!" "Marco!" " Cleevil." " Shh." "Shh." "Puss, you're gonna gimme away!" "Haha." "Yes, very good." "Uh, I need you to tell me... is there a stench coming from this general area?" "Eh!" "Oh, man." "That stinks!" "Gotcha!" "Oh, my goodne..." "Oh, what's that smell?" "It's just horrible." "It stinks worse than my breath." "And I'm disgusting." "I, uh, stink?" "But this cannot be." "I swore an oath to protect San Lorenzo, not to make it gag at my uncleanliness." "I can fix this!" "Puss." "Puss!" "Huh?" "Oh, um, hi there, Dulcinea." "I was just taking part in my morning calisthenics, which I always do every single morning." "Now, if you will excuse me." "Puss!" "Don't you smell that?" " Smell what?" " That." "Ugh." "I mean this." "I mean that awful smell that is everywhere." "Oh, yes." "The smell." "I am sure it is nothing and will pass soon and is of course not me." "Puss, I know it's not you." "We need to find it and get rid of it." "No, Dulcinea, you are mistaken." "The smell is not me." "That's literally what I just said." "It's not you." "You cannot prove it is me!" " What?" " Okay, fine!" "I admit it, it is me!" "I am shamed!" "Look away!" "Look away!" "Hmm." "Okay, Puss, I need..." "I need you to stop thinking words in your head and focus on the words" " I'm saying when I talk them at you." " Hmm?" "I accept your challenge." "The smell isn't you and it's really bad and we have to get rid of it!" "It is... not me?" "I mean, of course, it is not me." "Yes, that sounds about right." "Yeah, sure." "That one." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh." "Foul odor!" "How dare you attack Dulcinea!" "I will find your stinky source and remove it from this world forever." "This I swear!" "Oh, wow!" "It is really, really, very awful." "We go inside." "Dulcinea." "Junior Puss Squad." "Other guy." "It's Eames." "Eames!" "Thank you all for being here with me today." "Since time immemorial, kitty-kind has faced an enemy beyond the bounds of space and time:" "uncleanliness." "This foul stench offends all I believe in." "Today, I call upon you to join the fight." "Are you with me?" " Yes!" " Yes!" " Yes!" " Yes!" "Good." "We will hunt the stench down and take it out." "Any questions?" "Uh..." "Yes." "Maybe somebody should go and check the portal?" " Ooh, we should go check the portal." " Can you believe this guy?" "All right, anyone have a real question?" "What's an 11-letter word for lacking significance?" "That is unimportant!" "Ooh!" "Thank you." "Don't worry, Puss, I'll find the stink!" "I've got the best snout in town." "Ha!" "Fat chance." "Everyone knows goblins have the best sense of smell." "Did you know that Toby will find the smell first?" "No way." "My gherkin's on the goblin." "Five hundred reales say I find it first." "Hey, hey." "Now, come on, it's not a contest." "She is right." "Thank you, Puss." "For it to be a contest, we need teams." "Dulcinea and Li'l Pequena with me," "Cleevil and Kid Pickles with Artephius, Vina with Toby and Esme." "Can I be on a team?" "No." "Now come, my friends." "Let the death race begin." "The what?" "Fine." "I'll go check the portal myself." "Great idea, Eames." "Oh, you're so handsome, and also our hero." "You really outdone yourself." "Aww, you guys." "Whoa!" "Clear!" "Is there nothing he cannot do?" "Hey, open up." "Clear!" " Anything?" " Huh?" "Uh, all clear." "Uh..." "Ew." "Pickled eggs!" "Clear!" "Name?" "All San Lorenzans must be inspected for the a'stinky a'stink." "Arms out." "Where were you when the a'stink first showed up?" "Please calm down, sir." " Clear!" "Clear enough!" " Run!" "Clear!" "Hmm." "Oh, gross!" "I'm telling ya, everything's up to code." "I run a clean operation." "Not clear!" "Very, very not clear!" "Puss!" "Puss!" "I found it!" " Can't be!" " Huh?" "'Cause we found it!" "My litter box!" "Who gave you permission to search my quarters?" "Are you kidding?" "Smell this and tell me we didn't win!" "Only after you smell this!" " Nuh-uh." "We win." " We win." "Please!" "I am the cleanest cat in San Lorenzo." " That smell could not come from me!" " I'm yelling now!" "Oh, my." "It is horrible." "Ugh." "Oh, gosh." "Oh, my eyes." "Oh, they're burning." "This is unsanitary." "No way." " Nuh-uh." " No!" " We win!" " We win!" "I do not know." "Between this and the cat litter, uh," "I do not see what the problem is." "Sweet mother of pickles!" "Cleevil, get me a cloth." "Kid Pickles, get some water." "Toby, put him down gently over there." "I feel shivery." "The stink is making him sick." "He was so young." "His awful life was ahead of him." " Oh, the smell." " The smell's in my mouth!" "Puss, we have to do something for him." "Whadda ya think?" "Would the Duchess approve of these roses, or should I give her a macramé owl?" " Oh!" "Oh!" " There, there..." "That's so much better." "Puss, this is bad." "I'm afraid if we don't do something about the stink, we could all end up like..." "poor, uh, what's his name?" "Waldo, or something like that." "Eames." "Save your strength." "So the smell..." "is actually making him sick?" "Oh, you bet, Puss." "Modern science tells us 90 percent of diseases are caused by bad smells." "The other ten percent are caused by evil fairies." "Whatcha..." "Where are you going?" "I refuse to let this stench harm another soul." "I will teach the smell a lesson." "A lesson with my fists." "Hold still, you smell." "Puss, you..." "No." "No!" "Get inside!" "Must... not... breathe... while..." "speaking... unnecessarily." " Puss!" " Huh?" "What happened?" "Where am I?" "Did I defeat the stink?" "No, Puss." "You've been out for hours." "Gregor carried you back in after you passed out from the stink, and the skeletons have been bringing people in ever since." "I'm stink blind!" "I can only see smells!" "Drink this." "Huh?" "Hmm?" "I'm a good widdle worker." "Oh, so adorable." "It is worse than I thought." "Mmm." "But I may have an idea." "I am happy to announce that you may all go about your normal business, provided your normal business involves staying in this room for the rest of forever." "Thank you." " Oh!" "So terrible." " Forever?" "Puss, we can't just stay locked in here." "Dulcinea, I have sworn to protect this town." "If I cannot fight the stink, what remains but to care for the afflicted until light shines on San Lorenzo once more?" "But... but..." "We must be strong." "Puss-inna-da-boots!" "We come-a back for the revenge." "Now?" "Seriously?" "I do not have time for this." "San Lorenzo needs me and..." "Winners a-never cheat, and cheaters a-never win, smelly boots." "Wait." "You still think the smell is coming from me?" " Mm-hmm." " Mm-hmm." " Mm-hmm." "Then we fight!" "Wait a second, Puss." "Take this mask." "It should block out the smell..." "I think." "Guess we'll find out." "I go." "Good luck, Puss." "The masks..." "They do-a nothing!" "I told you Puss in Boots is no cheat." "Oh, boy." "Come, thieves." "We must fight this stink demon." "Whoa!" "It smells-a like poop set-a fire to garbage." "Whoa." "So I see you have had-a my wife's cooking." "Uffa." "Seriously, read-a the room." "Psst." "Thieves." "I, Puss in Boots, offer you my... kinship of brotherhood for your help in... besting the horror that has descended upon this town." "The famous gatto arancione a-wanna be brother with us?" "Wait till a-Mama hear about this." "Come, my brothers." "On three." "One." "Two." "Three!" "Mio fratello." "Felina!" "Help us!" "Children." "More flow..." "We need more flowers." "There ain't enough flowers in the world to fix this." "Did you know that our situation is dire?" "I gotta go help Puss." "Esme, no!" "Brother... avenge us." "I will." "This I... swear." "Whoa!" " Puss!" " Esme!" "Puss." "No!" "No, no." "No." "Esme, no!" "Puss?" "You are okay." "Here, take this." "Beast!" "You have menaced my town, poisoned my friends, stolen my dignity." "If I cannot fight your foulness..." "I have no choice but to embrace it." "Ah..." "Hah!" "I have faced the stench and beaten it." "I smell nothing." "I am invulnerable to stink!" "For San Lorenzo!" " Oh, my!" " Dulcinea!" "Dulcinea!" "Hmm." "Ah-ha!" "Uh-oh!" "Huh?" "Aah!" "Protect me, Felina." "Whoa!" "How hath the a'stinky fallen." "Puss." "You did it." "Oof!" " What?" " Um..." "Well," "I don't know how to say this, but..." "Just say it." "You kind of stink." "Oh." "Oh!" "Hmm." "Not that bad." "♪♪ Fast, lively Flamenco music playing..."