"NAUGHTY GIRL" "Ah, there are so many great girls, so many incredible girls, around my block!" "And I assure you I never get tired of looking at them and try to get them to love me!" "They are so beautiful When they smile" "They enter me and I am spellbound." "Oh my friends, it is paradise!" "For those dolls full of class, I open my heart wide to love them" "Ah, there are many great girls around my block!" "Ah, there are so many great girls, many incredible girls around my block!" "When one is not cold as ice, it is very difficult to resist" "Whenever it pleases me, I tell her that for her, I will do crazy things" "Ah, my friends" "I become her dearest one!" "Full of audacity, I become daring and I kiss her with no hesitation!" "Ah, there are so many great girls around my block!" "Oh sorry!" "Waiter!" "I beg your pardon." "Good evening, Louis." " Congratulations, dear Doctor." " What?" "You already know?" "All Paris knows!" "I read the wedding announcement in the Figaro newsletter this morning." "And you don't approve of this marriage?" "On the contrary!" "I just thought that your husband would be let's say... a wiser man." "Come on, girls!" "Come on!" "Quick!" "Look at this clot!" "Always late!" "You always have to stand out!" "That's real talent!" "This is the way to get noticed!" "Come on, quick, quick!" "The Charleston girls, down here!" "I fell in love with him at first sight when he came to my office." "He came for a psychoanalysis?" "He had nightmares." "Every night he dreamt that a huge snake was smothering him." " And did you find out what that meant?" " Immediately." "The snake is the chain." "Which chain?" "The marriage chain." "Jean wishes to marry, but he is afraid of commitment." " And you cured him?" " Yes." "After the second visit, the snake wore glasses." "You are very good, Doctor." "My weak point as a woman is to know what I want and get it." "Excuse me." "Table 8 would like to pay in US dollars." " Excuse me." "Good luck, Doctor." " Thank you, Louis." "Sorry, I beg your pardon!" "Good evening, my darling." "Look at me!" "My dear, you are too nervous." "It's very tiring to dance on stage!" "The club will be closed for a few days before the next show." " So you'll be mine every night?" " Yes, darling." " Best wishes!" " Thank you." "They are granted." "It's very rare to find the ideal woman." " Louis Dubreuil is a very nice man." " Yes." "Not too thrilled with him?" "For me, the real spirit of this club is the owner, Paul Latour." " We don't see him here very often." " Unfortunately." "Who are those two guys next to the bar?" "I don't know." "Lately, they've been coming in often." ""Police Headquarters of Paris"" " Good morning, Inspector." " Good morning." "Condolences, Inspector." "I just heard the bad news from some colleagues..." "Thank you, Lemoine." "You are very considerate." "So, what about this 100 dollar bill?" "It's counterfeit money, Inspector." "All from the same series." "Look, Lincoln's nose is off one side, but above all the watermark is very pale." "Hello." "This is Inspector Leduc." "Can you send Dupuis to the lab, please?" "Ah, yes." "Thank you very much." "Rémy?" "It's the operator, she wants to offer you her condolences." "Oh, it's Suzanne." "Tell her I am very touched." "The Inspector is..." "Oh yes, very good, thank you." "It's the second operator who offers you her sympathy." " Please thank her on my behalf." " Come in!" "I just heard about your mother-in-law, Inspector." "My condolences." "Thank you, Dupuis, you're very kind." "So, you all know that Leduc and I are on the "Mississippi" case." "Ah, the counterfeit dollars!" "So, since I have to get away to take care of my mother-in-law's formalities I will ask you to assist Leduc." " Oh, sure boss." "What's the latest news?" "A maître'd gave back change using counterfeit dollars but the owner, Paul Latour, is our biggest concern." "Lemoine, please bring me Latour's file." "Anyway, Latour will be back this morning for the new show." "Yes, for the rehearsals." "How unfortunate for you, boss!" "Such a good case... spoiled by this death." "Yes, but that's life, right?" " Sure, we will all end up that way." " But it's still awful." "It's awful." "It's awful because, when we think of it we come to the inevitable question:" ""What are we?"" " We are nothing." " Nothing." "Oh yeah." "We are here today, tomorrow... where will we be?" "Well, for instance, my poor mother-in-law," "I can still see her at dinner last night, eating her "Cassoulet"..." " "Cassoulet"!" " She cooked that wonderfully, actually!" " Oh, I didn't know!" " Oh, yes!" " Better than a restaurant!" " Really?" "I am really impressed, Rémy!" "I know a small bistro, "Le Petit Verdun", on on Guénégaud Street!" "Of course!" "A wonderful place!" "You've never been to Guénégaud Street?" "!" "No?" "They serve the best..." "What is it?" " Latour's file, Inspector." " Good, let's see." "Paul Latour." "Arrested in '42 for illicit money trade." "Owner of the "Mississippi"." "He's certainly guilty." "We will search his night club and arrest him... at least, I hope." "It'll be difficult." "He often disappears and nobody knows where he goes." " Fernand, have you seen the young lady?" " Yes sir, she's there." " Where?" " There!" "Shit!" "Yes, that's her." "Thank you, Fernand." "What are you doing, Brigitte?" "We should have left an hour ago!" "I tried to unclog this damn regulator!" "What kind of vocabulary is that?" "Why do I bother sending you to the best colleges in France?" "You are such an old hat, daddy." "You have grease on your cheek." "You should hear us in the dorm at night - it's much worse than that!" "I believe you." "Now, go get dressed, we should leave in five minutes!" "I'd like to be in my office this morning." "Your daughter is more important than your office!" "I have a cargo waiting in Le Havre." "I have to take care of the customs immediately." " What are you doing?" " Taking a dip!" "Brigitte, you must be kidding!" "I don't have time!" "The customs..." "Be nice, come on..." "This idiot is watering the pool!" "Brigitte..." "Brigitte!" "Come out of the water!" "If you don't come out now, I won't spend next weekend with you!" "Brigitte, you're unbearable!" "Come on!" "Your hair is all wet!" "We'll never get to the college on time!" " The Principal will be furious!" " I don't care about that old witch!" "Brigitte, watch your language." " At least in front of me." " I promise, daddy!" "Oh, crap, you're all wet!" "Oh, shoot, I said crap!" "Sorry, dad!" "She is a big baby!" "A baby like that... my dream." "You are sinking!" "Legs, body, arms!" "Sir, you're not even putting your paddle in the water!" "Faster!" " If you are sweating sir, you're doing it wrong" " Let's see you try it!" "When I was in London, at the service of the Duchess of Kent I coached the heir." "The heir was very talented." " He never broke a sweat." " Of course, in London!" "It's cold!" "It is not a question of weather, sir!" "But of effort's rationalization!" "If you would decompose these 3 basic movements:" "Legs, body, arms instead of doing them all together, you would not sweat, sir!" " Or at least less." " Sorry?" "Or at least, less." "Excuse me." " Good morning, Doctor." " Good morning, Jerôme." "What were you doing, Jean?" "I was decomposing, my love, to avoid sweating." "How awful!" "Choose another sport!" "Golf, cricket, clay pigeon shooting, something more decent!" "That won't get you all worked up like that." "I promise." "It's very nice of you to come see me." "Did you forget that we have to register our wedding, this morning?" " This morning is impossible." " You're kidding!" "No, I have a rehearsal at the Mississippi and Paul Latour will be there." "I can't make him wait." "But our marriage can wait?" "Oh no, no, no." "You don't understand what I'm trying to say..." "You are a child." "We'll go to town hall, it'll take half an hour." "And then, you can go to your rehearsal." " Oh, dad, stop!" " What is it now?" "Can I drive up to the college?" "I would like to impress my friends!" " I need the car to get back to Paris!" " I'll be careful." "If I pass philosophy will you give it to me?" " I promise." "Just one year left at this awful college, then you'll stop working and it'll be just you and me!" " Alright, my darling." "Is this one the first gear?" "Be careful!" "Brigitte!" "There are people in the courtyard!" "Slow down!" "Stop, Brigitte!" "Brigitte, please!" "How do you do, Madame." "You're bringing back our little Brigitte?" " Did she have a good time?" " Excellent." " She looks very well!" " Brigitte!" "Come here and greet the Principal." "She is a big baby!" " Well, let's go." " My jacket..." " Emile, how are you?" " It could be better." "I registered for my wedding today." "That's it..." "I am not free anymore!" "You're not the only one!" " Mr. Clary?" " Yes?" "Follow me." "Inspector Leduc would like to talk to you." " What about?" " He just has some questions." "Did Paul Latour call to say he wasn't coming this morning?" "No, I told you." "He just running a little late." "Let's hope." "Jean, did you know there is a traffic of counterfeit money at the Mississippi?" "Thank you." "I'm old enough to explain it myself." " Inspector Leduc." " Nice to meet you, Inspector." "Do you know Paul Latour?" "He's my best friend." "He helped me launch my career." " You know him well." " Absolutely." " Where is he?" " I don't know." "Latour doesn't confide in anyone, not even his best friends." "Yes." "I can see that." " I have an idea though." " Please, tell us." "I may be wrong, but I think Latour has a daughter." "Yes, I heard him calling Provence several times." "Where?" "I don't know exactly." "It was a college." "Did you know that Paul Latour had a daughter?" " No, no." " No." "11:40 am." "What time should he have been here?" " 10:00 am." " Well we wait." "Excuse me, Ma'am." "May I use your phone?" " Please, do." " Thank you." "How long will this go on?" " You can go back to your rehearsal." " Back to your places girls!" "You have an interesting job, my dear!" "Yes, it's me." "Oh, my darling!" "How nice of you to call me!" "Listen..." "This is not funny, Jean." "Oh, don't be angry!" "I would have called before but the police are at the Mississippi!" "Yes, I was talking to an Inspector." "Ah, my pumpkin, no, that story wouldn't interest a woman!" " I can see you after the rehearsal." " At your apartment?" "That's not a good idea." "Don't forget, I'm engaged, my darling." "Then at Pomme's, on des Martyres Road?" "How silly you are!" "Well, where, then?" "Not the Eiffel Tower, I hope!" "Yes, it's a very good idea!" "I'll be there in two hours!" "Bye-bye my little pumpkin, kiss!" " It was pretty little Lefevre." " Ah, women..." "It's the only picture I have of Brigitte." "She has grown up, since then." "Her mother was a dancer." "She left me when Brigitte was three years old." "I raised her keeping her away from the music hall environment." "She thinks I am a rich shipowner." "When she discovers the truth..." "She'll never know anything." "Everything will be fine." "I am not so sure." "The guy who's doing this is relying on the fact that I was arrested for trading gold during the occupation." "If something goes wrong, I'm the one who will get arrested." "Maybe he even planted some evidence." "Ah, Japanese camera, very good mechanism and... cheap." "No, no, you are very nice, but I cannot accept it!" "He would like you to take a picture of them." "Ah, yes, yes!" "Watch it!" "Don't move, smile..." "There." "Thank you." "But if you are innocent, you can prove it!" "Maybe, but there will be the detention, the scandal and my daughter thrown out of her college..." "The police will interrogate her." "She'll see me in prison..." "No, it's impossible!" "I cannot accept it!" " But what can you do?" " I can flee to Switzerland." "Once in Lausanne, I can contact someone I know." "He is a gangster, but through him I'll maybe find out who's behind all this." "He wants to take a picture of us, now." "We can't refuse." "Ah, yes, yes." "And, in case the police find your daughter?" "I won't let them do it!" " Anyway, one day she'll know the truth." " Later." "And not from the police!" "She is still a baby." "Jean, could you please do me a great favor?" "Of course!" "Brigitte is in the studio, with her friends." "The dear girls are rehearsing a Greek country dance for our annual charity party." "I thought my niece would be ready by now." "Brigitte wanted to rehearse one last time." "She has a real passion for dance." "It's a family thing." " Our father invented the tango." " How adorable!" "Since you are a connoisseur, you'll come to the rehearsal!" "You'll see, they're so charming!" "I'm sure they are but I'm in a hurry." "I am sure you can wait a few moments." "Prince Igor Igorovitch Virinsky, meet the Marquis de Sainte Foix." "I am terribly honored!" "Please to meet you, sir." "She became a big young girl!" "What is he doing, this old jerk!" "Miss Delu, be careful with your language!" "But he pawed me!" "She is a bit vivacious, but so nice!" "So, Brigitte, won't you hug your uncle?" "She cannot recognize me, I dandled her naked on my knee fifteen years ago!" "But he is an old pig!" "Well, that's it." "Good bye, Madame." "No, Marquis!" "You must give me your opinion on the Greek country dances!" "Igor, could you repeat for the Marquis?" "One, two..." " We must see the Principal, urgently." " Come in." "Delightful, delightful!" "Good bye, Madame." "But you didn't see the most interesting part!" "Igor show us this nice circular movement, you know, Thetis' prayer?" "Yes, Madame." "At your places, please!" "One, two..." "Excuse me." "Please stay." "I'll be back in a moment." " Musical arrangement is mine." " Excellent, excellent." "Impossible to judge." "Piano is awful." "Do you have among your residents a girl called..." " Latour..." "Brigitte Latour?" " Yes." "Somebody might contact her." " Yes, her uncle is here." " Where is he?" "The police are looking for him!" "He's capable of anything!" " And he might be armed!" " Yes!" " Madame, where is he?" " There!" "Out!" "Knock before entering!" "Don't panic, girls!" "Let's rehearse!" "I will call the Principal!" "Out, I said, by Saint Nicolas!" " Watch out!" " Don't get upset!" "I am Prince Igor Igorovitch Verinski!" "Stop!" "This is a mistake!" "He's the killer!" "Come on." "Don't be afraid, come on!" " What's going on?" " Your dad is waiting for us in Switzerland." "I know, he told me over the phone." " But why do they want to arrest you?" " I don't know." " So, this is what I thought." " What do you mean?" "Dad is one of the heads of the Secret Service." "He asked you to bring me back to him, but the others found out about it!" "And he sends fake policemen to stop me!" "It's clear!" "Let's go!" " The door is going to collapse!" " But I am not dressed!" "Where are your clothes?" "In the dressing room." "Follow me!" "We can't make it, Sergeant." "It's impossible!" "Impossible is not Russian!" " What's going on?" " Watch out!" "Here they are!" "In there!" "Sorry, miss." "Ah!" "In the shower!" "They're here!" "Excuse me." "Forget the clothes!" "Take me to the orchard." "I parked the car behind the wall." "This way." " This time it's my turn, boss." " Good, go on." "Let me do it!" "They killed him!" " Can I get up?" " No, not yet." "We have a village to cross." "I like you better that way." " You look like Jean Clary!" " It's me." "Fantastic!" "To be kidnapped in the moonlight by a music star, it's a dream!" " Are you romantic?" " No more than anyone else." "But you must admit that it takes less than this to fall in love!" "No kidding!" "You look so unhappy!" " What are you thinking of?" " The Doctor and Jerôme." " I don't know them." " It won't be easy." " My buttocks!" " Sorry?" "My buttocks ache!" "You can get up now." " Where are we going?" " My place." "How can we cross the border?" "You're almost naked, you don't have an I. D and you are pursued by a pack of bloodthirsty spies." "Hush!" "Don't make any noise!" "You will go to bed now." "I will explain your presence to Jerôme when he will come downstairs." " Already up, Jerôme?" " It's 7:30 am, sir." "Yes, I was in Cézanne visiting my aunt Renée." "She's checking into a clinic for an operation." "And it's in Cézanne that you found this stripper, sir?" "She is a young girl, Jerôme!" "You mean a little girl, sir." "She is dressed... in a very young fashion." "Oh, you, the Hawaiian dancer!" "Look at yourself!" " She is one of your relatives, sir?" " No, I found her." "Well, sir, if I were you, I would've brought her back to her parents." " She doesn't know them." " Orphan?" "No, amnesiac." "She doesn't know her name, her age, where she comes from..." "In that case, you should have dropped her at a police station, sir." " I found her near here, on Pigalle Street." " Maybe she fled from a circus." " Oh, you!" "Be polite!" " Calm down!" "I will call the police and everything will be fine." " I sure hope so." "Prepare the room, she needs some rest." " And you sir?" " I will sleep here on the armchair." "I hesitate... to put this person in your bed, sir, it's not healthy..." "She may have lice." "Oh, you!" "Stinky!" "Prepare the room, Jerôme!" "Hawaiian dancer, I could understand, but stinky!" "Never!" "You will get some apologies." "That's a good start!" "When I hear someone say lice, I start scratching!" "There aren't any butlers like Jerôme anymore, nowadays!" " They're a dying breed." " Good!" "He served the Duke of Windsor, he was the Duchess of Cannes' butler for 3 years." "So that's why he should insinuate I have lice!" "He was only assuming!" "Did you know that his mother is the lady-in-waiting of the Queen of Sweden?" "Be nice." "Apologize to him." "For you, anything." "Miss, you can come up." "You will find pajamas on the bed." "I apologize." " Do I have to kneel down?" " No." "Go to bed." "Come to think of it." "We should buy some clothes for this poor thing." "Waist size: 20." "Bust size: 36." "Shoes: 6." " Will you remember that?" " Yes, sir." "Hello?" "Yes, Miss, yes." " But it will take all morning, sir!" " Yes, it's me Miss." "Don't get upset with me, sir, if you have to eat at 3:00 p.m.!" "I won't be here." "Yes, Miss, I'm here!" "I have a rehearsal." "Also buy a garter-belt and some nylons!" " And a night-gown!" " A night gown..." "We never know, the investigation could last a long time..." "Let's hope the police will be swift, sir." "Hello, yes?" "It's you Paul?" "It didn't work." "She is here." "I came too late, they already knew." "Did your friend give you the information you were waiting for?" "Who?" "Mylord?" "No, it doesn't ring a bell." "It's an interesting lead." "Absolutely adorable." "Good luck, Paul." " It's daddy?" " Yes, he told me to give you a kiss." "Will he come here?" "In 2 or 3 days." "He needs time to get you a passport." " What if the spies find me here?" " Out of question." " One never knows." " Well, we'll have to kill them." "Now go to bed." "I told your father you're very nice, don't make me lie to him." " Good night." " Good night." "If something happens, don't hesitate to call me for help." "Alright!" "Good morning, Mr. Clary." "Sorry to wake you." " Artists are not early risers, are they?" " I was exercising a bit." " Are you alone?" " Yes." "Well, I mean... can we talk?" "Since I know you're engaged, I don't want to intrude on an intimate moment." " I know what it's like." " My fiancé is not here." "Do you know somebody called Mylord?" "Mylord?" "No, no, it doesn't ring a bell." "Among the documents we seized yesterday at the Mississippi we found, in the mail, several letters addressed to a certain "Mylord"." " Oh, sorry." "The smoke bothers you." " Yes, my vocal cords." "Thank you." "I know for sure that Mylord is in contact with the rest of the gang." "Oh, it's my maid, she's preparing my bath." "I'll tell her to stop." "No, it will only take a moment." " No news from Paul Latour?" " No." "You never heard anybody call him "Mylord"?" " Oh no." " No." "Try to think about it, Mr. Clary..." "I am thinking, sir, I am thinking..." "Go away, go away, don't ruin my life!" "Go away, go away, don't ruin my life!" "Yes, it's a musical idea, so when I find one..." "It's very nice, very nice indeed!" "It has a lot of rhythm..." "A bit too high for me, maybe..." "Sir, here are the clothes." "What shall I do with them?" "Put them on the stairs." "Inspector, I never heard anything about this "Mylord"." "You are a policeman, sir." "You've come to rid us of this girl from Pigalle." "Don't pay attention to my butler." "He's very nice, but he drinks." "I will go now." "If you hear something that can be useful to us let us know." " Yes, I will." "You can call me at my office, I have a direct line:" "Laborde 1234." " It's easy to remember... 1,2,3 and 4." " Yes." "Oops, sorry." "My hat." " Crap!" " It's my little maid." "I see you're keeping yourself busy!" "You're absolutely right." "After all... you're not married yet!" " No, no!" "Good bye Inspector." " Good bye dear Mr. Clary." " See you soon." " Yes, see you soon, I hope." "What was happening?" "I didn't understand any of your signs!" "It was a policeman." " A fake one?" " No, a real one." "Oh good, you scared me!" " Jerôme!" " Yes, sir?" "Prepare my shirt and my tuxedo, I'm having dinner with the doctor." "My bath!" "My floor!" "Couldn't you be more careful?" "Sorry!" "I can't do everything, sir!" "Shop around the fashion boutiques fix the floods, nourish the amnesiacs you bring home, and also iron your shirt!" " Oh, I can do it!" "As the Queen of Sweden once told my mother "everyone at their place, and the cows will be well taken care of"!" "Well, she can help you." "I have to run to the Mississippi." "I have a rehearsal." "I'm late." "Above all, do not let her out." "The Inspector asked me to watch her until the investigation is over." " This too?" " I just want to be useful!" " Tell me what I have to do." " Well, well... we'll see." "And a kilo of flank steak!" " We're still playing poker tonight, right?" " Yes, the boss will be out with the doctor." " Here you are!" " Thank you." " I'll come with Carminche and Mimile." " Okay." " Hello, Mrs. Paquerette!" " Good evening, Leblanc!" "I just came to say hello before starting the evening." "It's very nice, but I'm a bit busy right now." "Could you come back tomorrow?" " Naughty boy, won't you hug me?" " Yes." "You look gloomy, son." "Mom..." "I've told you not to call me 'son' here." " The boss isn't here, his car is gone!" " But there is..." "You have a very nice son, Madame." "By the way, can you say hi to the Queen of Sweden for me?" " I love this old fool!" " Oh Miss, you are very pretty!" "Your son doesn't share your point of view!" " You don't want to hurt my Jerôme, right?" " Never, Madame." "Miss, I should tell you... the Duke of Cannes, the Princess of Windsor the Queen of Sweden, all that was to..." " Do you understand?" " You won't get my son fired, will you?" "Such a good position." "What will I become?" "And if the Master knew the truth..." "he would be so hurt." "Quicker!" "Quicker!" "Quicker!" "When I leave the mic here, I want them to do this movement." "I'll show them." "Look." " They interrogated Emile all night." " So?" "So, nothing." "Will you be ready?" " By tomorrow?" " Yes, deal with it." "Alright." "So, let's repeat!" "At your places, girls!" "Yes, Jerôme, it's me." "I'll be home later than I thought." "If the Doctor calls, tell her I'll pick her up around 9 p.m." "Yes, sir." "How is Bri..." "Miss Pigalle?" "She's alright, sir." " Did she iron my shirt?" " Yes, sir." " With all the folds?" " I can't tell, sir." "Don't tell me there's a scorch mark!" "Oh, there isn't any scorch mark, sir!" "It's burnt!" "Jerôme, tell me the truth, what happened?" "A silly thing, sir." "The iron burnt the shirt and went through the ironing board." " So?" " So, it has landed on the Turkish rug." "The fire from the rug burnt the chair where your evening suit was." "And how is it?" " Burnt to the ground, sir." " And now, what's going on?" "Oh, now everything is fine, sir." "They are here." " Who?" " The firemen, sir." "By the way shall I offer them something?" " I'm on my way!" "My goodness, where's the fire?" " He'll be so mad at me." " I had to inform the Master." "You did the right thing." "Anyway, he would have noticed when he came home." "It's possible." "Would you like something to drink?" " With pleasure, we aren't on a dry diet!" " Please." "Thank you again." "Jerôme!" " Jerôme!" " Did you call me, sir?" " You are an ass!" " You're losing your self-control, sir." "I said you're an ass!" "I'll deduct this from your wages!" "When we drowned, in the Persian Gulf, with the Duke of Windsor the Duke never thought of deducting the price of his yacht from my wages!" "Sorry." "It's my fault." "All I ever do is silly things!" "I beg your forgiveness." "There, there." "Don't cry." "Everyone does silly things sometimes." " Let's forget about it." " No." "I did something awful... awful!" "Hello there!" "We're here for the poker game!" "The boss hasn't left yet." "You are so nice!" "So nice." "And the only thing I do to thank you is burn down your house!" " It's nothing, really." "The curtains were so ugly, we'll buy new ones." "It will be nicer than before." "And your evening suit?" "I spoiled your evening!" " On the contrary, it was a chore!" " You're just saying that to please me." "No, I promise." "I was invited by some very snobbish and very boring people!" "Here, I'll show you." ""Hello, my dear!" "What a shame I didn't see you yesterday in Montfort!"" " So?" " Well..." "I'll go take a look." ""Oh, hello, your Excellency, always so young!"" ""My dear friend, I'm 85 years old."" ""I have three mistresses and all of my wits!"" "Well..." "The boss is acting weird since this morning." ""Who is that cute young girl over there?" "She's as pretty as a picture!"" "I don't know, your Excellency." "She is maybe..." "Cinderella?" " I never met you, Miss." " Never." " Why don't you dance?" " I would like to, sir but I have to leave the party at midnight." "We have five minutes." "You can tell me." " You are Cinderella." " Oh no, I am the daughter of a pirate." "But this is no place for the daughter of a pirate!" "I'm looking for someone to take me away from this life!" " Did you find him?" " They're too scared!" " Scared of you?" " They think I am cruel." "Nevertheless, on my dad's boat, after the pillaging I always kiss the ones who will die." "Oh, I feel very weak, my heart is weakening..." "You are lying, sir." "Your heart is very strong." " What time is it?" " Another minute." "It's almost over." "It suffices that a young man takes my hand, kisses it and says the magic word." " Before the last stroke of midnight?" "Yes." "Midnight." "Farewell, sir." "Oh yes." "I had some domestic problems, Doctor, a fire in my house." "Why do I call you Doctor?" "I don't know." "Yes, my house burnt down." "But it's not a big deal." "I said a deal." "A deal." "Odd?" "No, I don't think it's odd." "We won't go to Loulou!" "Don't get upset." "I'm coming." "Jerôme!" " Prepare a dark suit for me." " Right away." "I would like to inform you, sir, that I have some friends over for the evening." "Who is this Doctor?" "My fiancée." " What does she look like?" " Her picture is on the little table." "Ah, it's her!" "She is pretty." "She must be intelligent." "It's rare to find these two qualities in a woman." "I am real dumb." "I graduated from junior college at 17, and even then I cheated during the written test and flirted with the examiner for the oral test!" "Lily, when did you graduate from junior college?" "At fifteen." "And you have flirted with the examiner?" "Who do you think I am?" "I just wondered if it's normal to flirt with examiners." "No, it is not a commendable practice!" "Ah, you're so right!" "If you want to sleep, you better go home!" "Don't be vulgar!" "No, no, don't even think that!" "You didn't understand." "I can't sleep at home, only catastrophes await me at home!" "In that case, I allow you to sleep here." "You're not afraid of me?" " When I am in your arms, I'm on fire." " Oh no." " What's wrong?" " You shouldn't have said that." "You are impossible this evening!" "Let's go eat, it will do you good." "It's a great idea, I'm so hungry." "Where do you want to go?" "I heard there's a cute restaurant near I'Etoile, would you like to try it?" "It is called "The Pirate"." "What did I say wrong?" " You said "the Pirate"?" " I shouldn't have said "the Pirate"?" "No, you could say that." "But why did you say it?" "I said it because I said it!" "What's wrong with that?" "Oh, nothing." "Well, let's go." "I would also like to play!" " Poker is a very difficult game, Miss." " But I know how to play." "Yes, but if the Master finds out..." "He would rather know that, than some things I know!" "Sorry." "Jerôme, lend me 1000 francs." " At six, straights beat triplets." " Yes." " Can we sandbag?" " Yes." "The table limit is 1500, okay?" "With me, you're all going to suffer!" "Three cards?" "I am dead beat... but... 100 plus 50." " Another 200." " 100, any advance?" "Another 50." " I'll raise the stakes." " Oh, I'm out." " I'm sure she was bluffing!" " You should have asked to see them." "Could you please lend me another 1000 francs?" " Of course." " The band was great!" " You dance beautifully." "A premonition." "You and your catastrophes and premonitions!" "Don't answer." " It might be for me." " It doesn't matter." "Hello, yes?" "It's me, Jerôme." "Hold on." " You see, I was right." " I'll be right back." "What happened this time?" "Well, it's the young lady, sir." "She's in jail." " Are the police looking for me too?" " No, they didn't ask where you were." "I speak as quickly as I can, sir!" "When my friends left, they started an unfortunate argument in the street with some policemen." "The young lady went down to take their side and she called the policemen names, which maybe she shouldn't have." "Oh, my God, poor thing!" "I wonder what they're doing to her!" "They called from the police station to ask if she's really your sister." "Delicate situat..." "You must understand, sir, that I cannot speak so quickly!" "Yes, sir, I answered that you are in fact her brother!" "It must be awful for her." "Yes, I'll be there shortly!" " It is awful for whom?" " For whom?" "For whom..." "For my aunt Renée, obviously!" "It's the first time I've heard you speak about her." "What happened to her?" "She has to undergo a gall-bladder operation." "Poor woman!" "There, dear..." "Try to relax." "Try not to think of it." "We are doing so well together." "Lily you think I can enjoy myself while they're operating my aunt's gall-bladder?" "Who do you think I am?" " Jean, where are you going?" " To the clinic." "Everybody naked, there!" " I'm going to strangle it!" " You have no right, coward!" "Leave it alone." "We'll send it to the pound later." "Shut up, over there!" "Good morning, gentlemen." "I'm Jean Clary." "I'm here to pick up my sister." " It's not a moment too soon!" " Give me your I.D." "We know you, of course, but it's just procedure." "I'll take the parrot with me." "I don't want him to go to the pound." "I will find his owner myself." " I am very happy to get rid of it!" " Come, Jacquot!" "It's a fortunate thing that she is your sister and that we know you." "The next time, it'll be the criminal court." " She asked for it!" " Big brute!" " What is this thing?" " A poor lost parrot." "I'm taking him." "Out of question!" "I'm not leaving without him." "Come on." "Gentlemen." "Good bye." "I will try to organize a party at home!" "Good bye!" "Good bye!" "I'm sorry for slapping you, but I got so nervous!" " Don't try to excuse your behavior." " I'm not!" "You'll get peanuts!" "You'll get peanuts!" " What is this animal?" " It's a lost parrot." " And amnesiac, no doubt." " I don't know." "Sir, you should break this bad habit of bringing home lost people!" "It's your fault!" "I told you not to let her go out!" " Sir, you should hire a nanny!" " Don't get upset, she'll be gone soon." " Where will she go?" " I don't know." "Poor child." " Of course, she is a little vivacious." " But she is not a bad girl." "She has a good heart." "I was going to say that!" "She's worth knowing." "Yes." "When you are ready for breakfast, please call me." "Yes, thank you Jerôme." "I will call you." "In my head" "It's silly, silly, silly" "Singing anything" "In my head" "It's silly, silly, silly" "The image of an angel is troubling me..." " Jean, I think..." " No... we shouldn't play this game." "But I don't play any games." "Shut up." "You don't know what you're saying." "Go back to bed!" " And why did you come down?" " Why did you kiss me?" "The past two days I've been doing only silly things!" " Are you in love?" " Yes, with my fiancée!" " Your eyes cannot lie." " Go back to your room!" "And stay there until your father is back!" "Jerôme!" "The breakfast!" " I was afraid you were still at the clinic." " I just got back." " And how is your aunt?" " Much better." " I'm glad." "Ah, this was the fire." " Your breakfast, sir." " This is the cup for the young lady." " Great idea, we will eat together." "Oh, good morning, Doctor." "I didn't notice you were here." "So why the second cup?" " Just in case..." " In case for what young lady, Jerôme?" "My little sister." "Your aunt, your sister..." "A whole branch of your family you were hiding from me!" "Oh, darling, I've told you about her several times!" "Here is her picture." "She's still a little girl!" "She is very unhappy with dad." "He beats her." "One cup?" " Poor kid." "Is she coming to breakfast?" " No, she is asleep." "Jerôme heard me talking to you and thought it was her." "I will butter a biscuit for you." "My little... my sister." " Dr. Rocher-Villieux." " Nice to meet you, Miss." "Thank you." "I thought you would sleep better on a mattress." "I didn't want to sleep." " And now, go back to sleep." " Why?" "You are not sleeping anymore." " I am not a little girl!" " And how old is this little girl?" "I'm thirteen years old." "But I am advanced for my age!" " Now go back to your bed!" " Then carry me there!" " Don't be ridiculous!" " Well, carry her, if she asks for it!" "Good bye, Doctor!" "She is delicious." "She is a big baby!" " You'll pay for this!" " I love you." "Do you think I'm stupid, Jean?" " Is that your little sister?" " No... it's the older one." "I will tell you this very calmly." "You went too far." "Don't try to see me again." "Farewell!" "Lily, okay, let me explain!" " Lily..." " Let go of me!" "Listen to me." "You're right, she's not my sister." "You admit it." "She is Paul Latour's daughter." "Nobody can know she is here." " Try to explain it clearly." "The fire?" " It was her." " Your aunt's gall-bladder?" " It was her." "I beg you, please don't tell anyone." "Jean, are you in love with her?" " This kid..." " You didn't answer me!" "Lily, you hurt me..." " Everybody naked!" " What is that?" "Oh, a little parrot." "You'll get peanuts!" "You'll get peanuts!" "Let's go." "I can't stay here another minute!" "Jerôme, call France Soir." "Place an ad saying I will reward the parrot's owner if he comes to pick it up." " The ad must be posted today!" " Yes, sir." "Will you be dining here?" "No, I'll be back after the show." "We have the premiere tonight." "I take this opportunity to tell you, the traditional word, sir." " Sorry?" " You don't see, sir?" "A 4-letter word." "Ah, yes, thank you." "I forbid you to let the kid out of the house!" " You're not rehearsing today?" " No, not today." " We'll go to the faculty together, then." " What for?" "I have a lecture today." "You'll learn something." "You think so?" "It's between you and me, now!" "Cow!" "Forget it!" "That's just too bad for him!" "This science has a particular place in the history of psychoanalysis." "Aristotle was right when he said..." ""The dream's life is our soul's work during the sleep."" "Let's now study the dream's formation." "Firstly, the individual's need of sleep." "Secondly, the subconscious' desire to express itself." "Thirdly, the separation from the outer world and in that case we will not hesitate to the nocturnal suppression of self-inhibition allows the..." "Do you know a certain "Mylord"?" "...the symbol of the nuptial ceremony gives us another example." "Among the Bedouins, the man covers his fiancé with a special veil... called "abah", under which she is completely naked it allows the latent thoughts to express themselves, in fact with images and visual senses..." "Thanks to the dream's process the product of this joint action is poured into the dream which is a hallucinating and harmless phenomenon and the dream's continuation is therefore carried out." "Ah, Rémy!" "Happy to see you!" "Where are you with Latour's case?" " Can't find him." "He disappeared." " Too bad." " And your prisoner?" "Still mute?" " Yes." "Mute as a grave." "By the way... how was the funeral?" "Oh, good." "It went very well, very well." "I met an old friend from the regiment, and after the ceremony, since I didn't see him for 15 years, we went to a little restaurant near the cemetery, and we had a great meal!" "I thought about you... a "Coq-au-vin" for only 500 francs, splendid!" " 500 francs for a "Coq-au-vin"?" " For everything, the whole menu." " And hearty portions!" " Hearty portions!" "This is great!" "I always go to Vanard road." "I like it, it's great." "They have an extraordinary white wine from Alsace, very cheap!" " Oh, it's about 180-190 francs per bottle." " This is not expensive at all." "Yes, what is it?" "The picture you asked for, boss." "It just arrived." "Yes, I tried to find the little Latour." "Through her, I will easily find her father." "Which one is she?" "Third from the left." "Where the mark is." " This is too much!" " What?" "I know this girl!" "Where did I see her?" "Oh gosh, where did I see her?" "He will figure it out." "With his memory, I won't be surprised." "He is a human filing cabinet, this boy." "Where could I have seen her?" "Sorry, Miss." "He could have invited me." "It's true, I'd die to see him on stage." "He is afraid of that witch!" "He's like a child in front of her." "He doesn't love her, it's clear." "She is..." " Stop it, please!" " Hang in there, Jerôme!" "Could you please give me back the ladder?" "I wish I could strangle the idiot who built this ladder!" " Prison!" "That is what he deserves!" " Yes, Miss..." "I don't need it anymore, Miss." "To the owner of a green parrot lost yesterday please come pick it up, urgently." "Come in." " What's going on, Mylord?" " This is what's going on." ""To the owner of a green parrot lost yesterday, please come to pick it up, urgently." "Clary, I'Etable Road No. 16."" " This looks like the code." " Yes, of course." "But why is Clary putting out the ad?" " Maybe it's a coincidence." " No, Clary is Latour's friend." "It's Latour who asked him to place the ad." " That's rotten!" " Absolutely!" "If Jules goes to Clary with the counterfeit dollars and is caught we're doomed!" " How does he know about the ad system?" " I don't know." "But if one of you spoke he will find his place at the cemetery." " I feel great." " Of course, you slept all day!" " Good evening, Louis." " Good evening, Clary." "Good evening, Doctor." " Come to my table, this evening." " Alright." "See you later." "Oh sorry." "Could you be careful?" "It took me an hour to open it when I arrived!" "So, nobody knows anything?" "Should we warn them not to bring the money to Clary's?" "Idiot!" "If I knew how to contact them, I wouldn't need the coded ads!" "Oh, right." "Dédé and Curly, it's your turn." "Clary doesn't know you, neither does Latour." "Keep an eye on Clary's house." "Intercept the guy bringing the counterfeit dollars." "Normally, he has a little parchment bag with brown corners." "Try to be quick." "He's nuts, he could spoil everything." "Found parrot, stop." " Excuse me?" " Found parrot, stop." "Ah, you're here about the ad." "Please come in." " He's here for the parrot, Miss." " Found parrot, stop." "This is all he can say." "You can go, my boy." "Go, go!" "You'll get peanuts!" "Ah, you have a real parrot!" "What a great idea." "Of course, I have a parrot." "This is why you came, right?" "You are a mistrustful person." "You are absolutely right." "One can never mistrust the others too much." "Especially, the police." " What?" " No, I'm kidding." "Tell me... you are a beginner but you'll go very far." " Do you think so?" " Oh yes, you have the temper the temper of a Mata Hari." "Why is that?" "I say that because I can experience by my judge..." "I can judge by my experience." "Do you know that Mylord did a great thing in changing the meeting place." "After what happened yesterday, he did the right thing." "So, tell him that from my end, everything went fine, alright?" "You... a Mata Hari." "Well!" "Good bye, then." "You're not taking the parrot with you?" "The parrot?" "Ah, it's because of him." "Imagine it's not mine!" "I got you!" "You're one heck of a Mata Hari!" "It's exactly what I think, Miss!" "He forgot his bag." "He will come back for it later." "It's very bizarre, though..." "No, he is not here, he's at the Mississippi." "Yes, it's me!" "Oh, my little daddy, I have so many things to tell you!" "Yes, I'm doing just fine!" "And you?" "But where are you?" "You will be here in an hour?" "This very evening?" "Why?" "Alright." "I'll be ready." "Yes, my little daddy." "So you're not amnesiac anymore, Miss?" "My father will take me back home soon." "Everything is settled, then!" "I don't think so." "It must be the mad man coming back for his suitcase." "That must be it." "It's better not to rot here, the cops might show up!" "Jerôme!" " They didn't kill you, did they?" " I think so, Miss." "The Duke always said I had a strong head." "No, not to me, Jerôme!" "Oh yes." "I'm sorry, I don't know where I am anymore..." "Help!" "Police!" "I must call the police!" " No." "Not the police!" " What are you doing?" "It's a very secret story of espionage." " Jean will tell us what to do." " But... what are you writing?" "A note telling dad we're at the Mississippi." "We'll leave the key for him." "Very well." "It's the suitcase." "Come and help me." "So?" "It's the spies who knocked you down." "If we only knew what they were saying!" "Oh you know... they could be talking of this or that." "Come on." "Good." "Now let's forget about this suitcase." "You did well, but it's not over yet." "I would like to know how much Clary is involved in this." "We could ask him some questions." "When Curly asks a question, he gets an answer." " Good." "Try to find out what's going on." " Can we go right now, Mylord?" "He'll be done in 15 minutes." "Wait for him backstage then haul him through the back door." "I will drive the car in the back." "Bring him to the Saint Cloud villa, then call me." "No problem, Mylord." "Don't waste any time." "I'll be in the lounge." "I will call the police." " Then I'll tell Jean everything." " No." " I could call my friends for help." " Great idea." "Hey, Jean!" "Nobody should be on stage during the show." "Get out, quick!" "Go!" "Come right away to the Mississippi with the others!" " What?" " The little amnesiac and I need some help." " Okay, count on me, I'll call Jojo." " Yes." "Hello, Jojo?" "Could you come to the Mississippi, as a favor to the girl?" " The Mississippi?" " Yes, come to the Mississippi." " What, right now?" "I can't come like this." " It won't take you all day to get dressed!" "Put on a shirt and some pants." " Hello, mom?" " What?" "What is it?" " Come to the Mississippi, we need help." " It's in Pigalle, we should meet inside." " Have you spent all day with Jean?" " Yes." " He is very strange these days." " How so?" " I don't know, stressed, nervous..." " But..." "Just strange." " But..." " This is too much!" "A smile from you, and the sky is mine!" " What's with the girl?" " I found her in his flat this morning." "You know what he told me?" "It's so ridiculous!" " What did he tell you?" " A cock-and-bull story." "She's Paul Latour's daughter, hiding out in his apartment." " I'm so stupid!" " She's Paul Latour's daughter?" " He'll pay for this!" " Excuse me." "With you, and when you are here, my heart beats, beats, beats, bong, bong" "And suddenly, sweet shivers run through my back, my neck, everywhere" "Nothing counts anymore for me, when you are here the world could drown, I wouldn't care, bong, bong" "For me the sole universe is the softness of your beautiful green eyes" "Only one glance from you, and everything shines around us" "A smile from you, and the sky is mine" "You are a devil!" "Stay on stage, the gangsters are waiting to kidnap you!" "To your father's pirate ship?" "I am not kidding!" "They came to the house!" "There they are!" " But this is the Manager." " No, this is Mylord!" " Mylord, are you sure?" " That's what they call him!" "Take the girl, too." "She's Paul Latour's daughter." "They'll have to leave the stage now, it's the end of the show." " Let's leave through the lounge." " Look..." "I don't see anyone else but you when you're here and my heart beats, beats, beats and suddenly sweet shivers run through my back, my neck, everywhere" " We have to make them leave the stage." " How?" "Send for the next show." "That's it, my friends!" "I found it!" "I saw her at Jean Clary's apartment in a bath towel." "Nice body, too." "Let's go!" "I knew he would figure it out!" "He has an incredible memory!" "And believe me my friends, she's not bad looking at all!" "My God, we must get them!" "Brigitte?" "Brigitte?" " You're in a hurry." " You!" "I know you!" "He's Paul Latour, boss." " You're under arrest!" " I have to tell you..." " Don't argue!" " But..." " No buts!" " Let him speak he has something to say." " It's my daughter, she's in danger!" "They're ours now." "What can we do?" "What's happening?" "Jean!" "Help!" " Jean, where are you?" " Over here!" "Against the wall, now!" "Quick!" "You can continue your show later." "Now please, listen to me." " Not now!" " It's now or never!" " Jean, do you love this girl?" " We'll talk about it later!" "Please leave!" " Not until you answer me." " Call the police, quick!" "It's another trick to get rid of me!" "Do you love this girl?" "Yes!" "Well... that's it." "Farewell." "Oh Jean!" "Quick, stand up, move!" " Did I hurt you?" " No, I'm okay." "We're in a fine mess, now." "It's dangerous this time." "Wait." "Wait here!" "We have to be very careful." "When I say "go", you hit him!" "Missed!" "Hold on, sir, we're here!" "Get the girl!" "When I say "go", you pull!" "Watch out..." "Go!" " Missed." " Oh sorry, Jean!" "Oh, Jean, sorry!" "Watch out!" "Get Jean Clary!" "Look at you, sir, you're a mess." "This is all my fault." "I should have called the police, but I chickened out." "I was afraid the young lady would tell you everything." " Everything what?" " Well, sir..." "It's so noisy here..." "Let me out!" "Let me out!" "You never served the Duchess?" "Oh yes, once." "On the boat between Dieppe and New Haven." "Excuse me, sir." "I brought her a glass of water." "I was a waiter on the ship." " Jerôme, I have to let you go." " I deserve it, sir." "No, Jean!" "Help me, help!" "The Japanese guy from the Eiffel Tower!" "So, this is the picture you took..." "Ah, good, it's a very nice..." "So... you know everything, now." " You are a secret agent." " No." "I'm afraid I'll disappoint you." "I am the owner of the Mississippi." "There, Mylord!" "With the police you'll never have the last word!" "You'll have plenty of time to think about it!" " Jean, I'm immensely..." " No, Paul." "It is I who am thankful." "I think Jean has something to ask you." "Dreadful, it was dreadful!" "I heard people shouting and falling, and I couldn't see anything!" "Paul, I wasn't expecting you here!" "So, she's really your daughter, then?" "Yes, Doctor." "I'm so sorry, Jean." "I should have trusted you." "But after all, her appearance on the stage was unexpected." "I almost broke off our engagement because of your daughter." "You're not angry at me, are you darling?" " He looks just like his father!" " Come to me, come, come!" "Sir Gerard's bottle." "Oh, no, Jean!" "During the pre-oedipal phase, only the mother should nourish her child." " I've already told you." " Darling!" "It seems I don't have the right to give him his bottle." "Anyway, this baby is very healthy." " If he cries during night, ignore him." " Really?" "It's not bad for him?" "On the contrary, he shouldn't get used to sleeping with the lights on." "I will follow your advice." "Thank you again for coming." " What would we do without you, Lily?" " Do not underestimate Brigitte." " She is a wonderful mother." " You're absolutely right." "The big baby herself has become a perfect housewife!" "Subtitles from Retro-Rhythm"