"It's more important that you're safe." "I thought I could put my other life behind me, but I can't." "Be glad." "You're lucky you're not joining this family." "You've no idea what it's like to live in a place where you totally don't belong." "Don't be so sure. I was an orphan." "I was raised in a group home." "I never knew my parents, but I had a family." "I had dozens of brothers and sisters there." "And I wasn't related to any of them, but I loved them all." "Family isn't whose blood you carry." "It's who you love and who loves you." "Gillian!" "Mom!" "Gillian, I'm really sorry about everything." "Tell me the truth." "Are you really a spy?" "Yes, I am. I was going to tell you at dinner, but you stopped me." "I don't care." "You put my children in danger." "Just go." "Bob, when are we going to see you again?" "You're not." "Please don't go away." "Who's gonna sing me China songs?" "You'll be safe. I promise." "Stay away from my children." "Dear Mom, I am very sorry, but I cannot stay here." "My destiny is to be a spy, like Bob." "I am going with him." "Best wishes, your son, lan." "Ho's signal just popped back up." "We got him." "Let's roll." "Bob!" "Bob!" "lan." "You left your watch." "What are you doing here?" "Let's go." "What do you mean?" "We just got here." "Bob Ho." "What a coincidence." "Tie them up." "What are you doing here, lan?" "l'm coming with you." "I want to be a spy, too." "is this the bad guy?" "I thought he'd be better dressed." "How did you find me?" "l found one of your tracking devices and put it in your pocket when I hugged you goodbye." "l'm impressed." "Thanks." "Can we go back to business?" "Would it help to mention I'm retired?" "Retired men don't download secrets." "l never downloaded anything." "He's lying." "Who are you going to believe?" "Me or the traitor?" "Someone has been a very naughty boy." "He's got cameras and microphones mounted all over the place." "Good plan, filming us together." "How could you turn against your country?" "lt's simple." "I'm gonna be a billionaire." "That file that you didn't download?" "It's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid." "This stuff literally eats oil." "Can you imagine?" "Overnight, all the world's oil supplies go poof." "All except for Russia's." "It'll be priceless, right, comrade?" "How did you get Colt to go along with you?" "Colt?" "That hillbilly's not part of this." "He doesn't know what goes on in the real world." "He still thinks wrestling is real." "Let the boy go." "He has nothing to do with this." "Mr. Chit-Chat just laid out our whole plan." "We cannot let him go." "He will tell." "Trust me, no one would believe him." "He's right about that." "Hey, boss." "Look at what I found sneaking around outside." "Farren?" "Hi, everybody." "Please, have a seat." "This can't be happening." "Poldark, let the children go and I will find this GBH file for you." "GBH?" "Like, Stockholm GBH?" "How do you know that?" "No freaking way." "You're telling me all of this is because he downloaded a bootleg concert?" "You did what?" "You downloaded it?" "Wow, these companies take piracy way too seriously." "You were messing with my computer?" "That's private." "I just wanted to seem cool." "You don't need to." "You are cool." "You're one of the coolest kids I know." "Really?" "Thanks." "Hey, over here." "Man with a gun." "Wait a minute." "I am one of the only kids you know." "Where is the file?" "lt's on my iPod, on my desk at home." "Now, see, you want to be a spy." "Never tell the truth to the bad guy." "Sorry, I'm new at this." "Tatiana, take some men to the kid's house and find the iPod." "What if the family is home?" "Ever since you dyed your hair blonde.. ." "Kill them." "No, don't!" "Go, bring me that iPod." "Come on, go." "Go." "Now, as for you.. ." "Awesome!" "Farren, let's go." "l call dibs on the front." "Then I pick the radio station." "Okay." "Ready?" "Okay, hold on." "Hello?" "Gillian, listen to me." "Goodbye, Bob." "Gillian, wait." "Don't hang up." "Hang on." "We've got to get there before they do." "is there anyone at the agency you can still trust?" "Someone you can call?" "Sure, but they tore out my cameras." "I have no proof of anything." "Except that, as it happens, I recorded that entire conversation on my cell phone." "Way to go, dork." "Colt.. ." "Just listen." "I'm going to play you something." "That file that you didn't download?" "It's a formula for a Growth Bacteria Hybrid." "This stuff literally eats oil." "What is this?" "lt's Halloween." "lt's Halloween." "Happy Halloween." "Bob!" "What are you all doing?" "I thought you were upstairs." "Everybody inside." "Bob, we need to talk." "Mom, this isn't a joke." "Do whatever he says." "Okay." "Come on." "Get your iPod." "His iPod?" "l demand an explanation." "They're coming." "Who?" "The Russians." "Russians?" "I saw them outside." "They're coming." "Russians?" "Yes, Gillian, Russians." "Let's try and keep up." "It's too late." "Everybody upstairs." "Understand me?" "Stay there." "Where's my stuff?" "Here, take some of this stuff." "What is all this?" "Protection." "Why do you have a lighter?" "I don't want you playing with fire." "Okay, maybe just this once." "Let's go." "Trick or treat." "Hurry." "Close it." "Close it quick." "Okay." "l forgot Chuckle." "Nora!" "Nora!" "What are you supposed to be?" "A cyborg, sent from the future to blast you away." "Mommy, that man can fly." "I can't believe you did this to my family, endangered my kids." "I didn't mean to. I love your kids." "I want to marry you, all four of you." "And I wanted to marry you." "But our wedding gifts would have to be opened by the bomb squad." "All right, Ho." "Enough games." "I finally found a normal guy, I thought, someone who likes to.. ." "Can we talk about this later?" "He switched belts." "Get him." "Give me the iPod, kid." "Come on, let's TP the little geek's house." "Yeah, TP." "Hey, guys." "Gotta go." "Maybe we should just stick to stealing candy from little kids." "Yeah, real little kids." "This is going to be fun." "Hey, Larry." "Knock, knock." "Yes!" "Come on, guys, get in the room and lock the door." "Hurry." "Lock it." "Irish stew in the name of the law." "Sorry your retirement was so short, Bob." "You can kill me." "Let the family go." "l can't." "They've seen too much." "But I'll let you go first so you don't have to watch." "Hey, mister." "Don't think this changes anything." "Everybody freeze!" "lt's okay." "They're the good guys." "You stinking lowlife." "Come on." "Let's go." "Mom!" "Hey, loosen these things up." "I'm sorry." "What's wrong?" "Got the handcuffs too tight?" "I don't know how these things work." "I'm just a dumb hillbilly." "Everybody okay?" "Bumps and bruises." "Ian, this really is the good guy." "Hey, what you got there, son?" "Nice work recording that conversation, partner." "This young man might make a heck of a spy someday." "How quickly can you give me orange jumpsuit?" "I'm sorry I suspected you." "Don't worry about it, old buddy." "Chalk it up to the language barrier." "Thank you." "I'm sorry I put you through all this." "Goodbye, Gillian." "Goodbye, kids." "Bob." "I'm gonna miss you." "I'll miss you, too." "Wait." "I know he lied, but he did it to protect us." "This whole time, all he ever wanted to do was protect us, Mom." "And, Mom," "you're never gonna find a man as good as Bob, never again." "Never." "I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with Farren." "I suppose you have something to say, too." "I want Bob to be my daddy." "Do you, Gillian, take Bob to be your lawfully wedded husband?" "I do." "And do you, Bob, take Gillian to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "Gillian." "There's one more thing I have to tell you." "My name really isn't Bob." "That's okay." "I do." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Ready." "And action." "And cut." "No, that man's so crooked, he could eat nails and.. ." "Maybe he just wanted to fill up his gas tanks for free." "I can't blame him." "No, that man's so crooked, he could eat nails and.. ." "Sorry." "Sorry, mister." "All right." "What's going on?" "Bob, I don't want to be a princess anymore." "I want to be a.. ." "I'm an international spy, on loan to the ClA from the Chinese.. ." "From the Chinese intelligent.. ." "Intelligent?" "lntelligence." "lntelligence." "Well, I'll just pick a few things and move to the house." "Okay, cut." "What does it mean?" "I am international spy, on loan to the ClA from the Chinese intelligent.. ." "What?" "Intelligent." "I've brought down dictators." "How tough to say.. ." "Yeah." "Yes?" "Maybe you'll write a poem about.. ." "A poem about.. ." "A poem." "Maybe you'll write a poem.. ." "Maybe write.. ." "I hate English." "If a man marries you, he marries all four of you." "Don't forget the pig, the cat and the turkey." "And the turkey." "Turkey?" "Where's the turkey come from?" "l don't know." "Yeah, well, my grandmother's.. ." "Sorry." "Okay, cut." "Grandmother's great." "He plays.. ." "Let's cut." "When they forget a dialogue, it makes me happy." "Good work." "Come out." "Camera needs you." "Come on." "What are we doing?" "What are you doing?" "We're filming." "We're making a movie." "Funny man." "Funny man." "A camera mark."