"You know what he told everybody in court?" "They need to be held accountable for their actions." "One hour." "One hour doing this!" "You have two and a half already left." "There's something about craftsman homes." "I think he'll hire me." "I think he'll hire me, which is nice." "But, uhh, now it's completely..." "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em." "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!" "Is it bad that I'm doing this?" "Oh my God." "As much as I do adore how much you like my salad." "Mm-hmm?" "I was thinking that, maybe?" "Just for dinner tonight, it could just be me and Caroline?" "Let us eat together and then you can come over and have, like, leftovers tomorrow?" "Ow." "Just the two of you?" "Yeah, I haven't seen her in a while." "Is that okay?" "Yeah, I think so." "I know." "Hi!" "Oh, I missed you so much." "Oh, I miss you too." "Hi, how was your flight?" "It was good." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "Oh, wow." "Oh, this looks great." "Isn't it pretty?" "I can't believe what you've done." "We redid all the walls." "It looks fantastic." "Thanks." "And that's so cute..." "You can't come in here, I have a surprise." "Okay." "We're going to take your luggage upstairs." "Okay!" "Good, 'cause I have to go to the bathroom." "Let me get that one." "No, I got it." "Hey!" "It's heavy." "I got it." "So you know Ryan's dad works for that construction company so they pretty much, like, did the stairs for free." "Okay." "They look great." "We painted the gorgeous color green." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Welcome." "Happy birthday." "Hi." "Happy birthday." "Pretty." "Nice." "I know." "Pretty?" "Yes." "Look at that face." "Let me get your luggage." "Okay." "Thank you." "Isn't it cute?" "Wow." "I could never pick a color like that." "Aww, thanks." "Yeah." "This is..." "You got Nana's quilt?" "Mom gave it to me." "Oh." "How lucky." "So here's the plan." "Ryan's going to take off in a couple minutes." "And I have a big surprise for you downstairs..." "He can't leave." "I'm just getting to know him." "No, no, no, wait, wait, wait." "I made you Nana's pot roast!" "Oh!" "And it's really good." "The first one is in the garbage, but the second one..." "I bet you cleaned all morning..." "But I already did it." "And I don't want you going anywhere." "Okay." "I made reservations." "Maybe we could do the pot roast tomorrow night." "Well, it's not..." "'Cause it's the night of the birthday." "I'd love to go out." "It's not, it's pot roast." "You know it's always better the second day." "I'd really love to." "And I'm not budging on this." "That's the plan and we're..." "You know, it's her birthday, maybe." "Okay, well I wish you'd told me that you made plans." "Well, I'm telling you now." "There you go." "I've been cooking for, like, 32 hours..." "I know." "I know." "That's kind of my fault." "She should have told me that she made reservations." "Jackie!" "What are you doing with William's keys?" "He's out of town." "I'm taking care of his cats." "I think you should take me to help take care of his cats." "You can come." "He has a pool, right?" "I think you've been in that pool." "Yes I have." "Over and over." "Ready to go?" "Yeah?" "We should probably run." "You good in here?" "Yeah." "# If I live" "# To see the next fall" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!" "# Ain't gonna have" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em!" "# No cabbage at all" "Ol' Uncle Wabbit." "# He's got a habit" "He's so sick of this song." "Hi." "Hi." "We have a... what?" "Reservation?" "Your room's right this way." "Room?" "Room?" "Why is everybody running?" "Surprise!" "Happy birthday!" "But it's not my birthday for another two months." "I know, but I never get to celebrate your birthday with you." "So I thought this would be fun." "Alright." "I'll take it." "Yeah." "Come on in." "I thought you weren't coming back for another week?" "I know." "We cut the tour..." "You're back early." "Let me look at you." "Is that bad?" "Ah, no." "No, no, no." "and I got on a plane, came back here, just landed and I came here for your birthday." "Well, thank you very much." "Uh, not since halfway through the tour." "Know what, I'm off girls." "Now." "For a while." "I'm off women for a while." "I understand." "Anyway, birthday, birthday time for you." "Okay, don't want to talk about it!" "For you and your beautiful sister." "Who are you?" "This is Charlie." "The infamous Charlie?" "This is Charlie." "Hi." "Happy birthday." "Two months early but I'll take it." "Cute." "I know." "Wee." "No." "Is he legal?" "I think." "You don't even know." "Oh, my God." "I'm guessing." "Aah!" "And it begins!" "And it begins!" "Tell me something funny, you know?" "Uh, funny..." "Thank you so much." "How come... how come you didn't invite any of your friends?" "What do you mean?" "We're all friends." "Tell me." "Fashions." "What's happening with you?" "Um, no, I'm doing this awesomely itchy..." "Oh yeah." "Ryan and I had a little experiment last week, so I'm trying to do like an eco-friendly offshoot, of course, because why wouldn't I?" "Everybody's doing it right now." "And then, I made him this, like, shirt and it made him break out in hives." "Knitted it out of like a burlap sack?" "It was in like hemp and just like some kind of grass that he was allergic to." "It was made of poison sumac." "No it was not!" "It was not." "Would you like some wine?" "Yes, please." "When you perfect it please sign me up on your list." "I would love to have one of whatever." "I give you free shit all the time." "You're such a little moocher." "I don't want any of your organic stuff." "Michelle's boyfriend rides BMXs." "You wanted wine, right?" "But he doesn't have his driver's license yet." "Since when are you so domestic?" "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "So have you ever broken an arm?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I've broken just about every bone in my body." "Oh my goodness, I guess that's everything." "Caroline." "I have to ask, since when you became so domestic." "It's true." "I've been sort of working on it." "Growing up, our mother never cooked at all." "So, we're both really good at ordering." "So, uh, Charlie." "How did you get lured in by this one?" "Oh, we met a few days ago at the campus." "Party foul." "That was a good one." "When do you go back out on tour?" "Oh, I'm hittin' it next weekend." "Yeah?" "Where are you doin' it?" "Have you seen one of her shows yet?" "I have not seen her shows but I've heard great things." "You know our mother was always pitting us against each other." "Remember the shoes?" "Remember the dance shoes?" "Yeah." "There were these shoes that Jackie and I wanted so bad." "We were asking for them every week until we wore her down." "She brought them home, we opened them and Jackie slipped hers on, started dancing around the living room." "And I tried on my pair and they didn't fit." "And I was, you know, obviously disappointed and my mom puts them on and says, "Oh look, they fit me." ""I'll just wear them."" "Yikes." "I know." "To try to get between us because we were so close." "And you know, that's just..." "I mean, that was never gonna happen." "Another example of parents as people too, right?" "Uh, I know that I said no presents, so this isn't a present." "But it's for my sister because I just couldn't help it and it's really more of a sentiment, it's not anything fancy." "That is not... not fair." "I so would have gotten something." "I'm so sorry." "Where's my present?" "It was a last minute idea." "I'll get you a sentiment later." "You owe me two now, byatch..." "What is it?" "It's a picture from one of the best days." "It's the day that we made a pact to always stick together." "It was like our best day." "I'm sorry, is this a joke?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, who took the photo?" "Oh, our mother took the photo." "She was a little less than attentive." "She just, she thought it was cute." "She thought I was faking it so she took the picture." "What happened to your arm?" "Ow." "Yeah, and in the wagon." "Tell them about the wagon." "And then Caroline wheeled me in the red wagon to our friend's house, who's dad was a doctor." "Yes, and mom thought I was being stupid." "You broke your arm!" "I told the neighbor that our mother was at work, so we needed help and we didn't know who to go to." "Wow." "Yeah." "Pretty intense." "I know." "Well, I'm glad that you are well-healed now and the arm looks fine." "I know." "If you did it now, I could probably reset it myself." "You're such a..." "you're such a tool." "I've done grilled." "Is this octopus?" "Yeah, calamari." "Oh, I love calamari." "I think mine is still screaming for help." "Well, if it's present time, I got one for you too." "I appreciate it." "I'm blushing." "Would it be alright if I opened it later?" "You don't want to open it now?" "No, I want to savor it." "Okay." "I'm a little distracted by everything else." "Okay." "Thank you." "Oh, can we have another bottle of wine for the table?" "Oh, um." "Actually, why don't..." "why don't we not." "We're still working on it, and..." "Maybe we should even just grab the cheque." "I'm fine either way." "We could go back to the house." "You know, not just settle in here, but go back there and settle in?" "That okay with everyone?" "But people aren't finished with their meals." "I know." "Okay, so let's go." "If we can just get, uh..." "Scratch the wine." "I'm going to step out for a little while, alright?" "Okay." "My pleasure." "Apparently." "But it's your birthday." "I don't really want to eat any either." "How are you guys getting back?" "Great." "Wonderful." "We should all walk." "Yeah, let's walk." "Goodbye, my friends." "Bon voyage." "I hope you make it." "That was really nice." "It ended up being nice." "Thank you for dinner." "Good, I'm glad." "You know, maybe you could pay for some things sometimes, too." "That'd be nice." "It was a surprise party." "I didn't plan that." "It's just something to think about, sweetie." "What's going on?" "Hey, Jackie." "Are we playing like spin the bottle?" "Yes, you sit there." "Musical chairs?" "And you sit there and you can sit there." "Why do you look scared?" "Ah, no reason." "We should not..." "Alright, you're scaring me." "What are we playing?" "So we all have some things to say and I guess I can just say that Jackie, this is your lucky day." "I'll start." "What do I win?" "My beloved Jackie." "You're all that I have." "You have always been there for me and now I want to be there for you." "Because I love you and I care about you." "I have seen the way your anorexia affects your life in many ways and I know your struggles with drugs and alcohol." "And this illness has made you very selfish and manipulative." "And a sister should not have to witness that." "I know that you have told no one about your addictions to sleeping pills and other prescription drugs." "And I know you have also not told anyone how you were hospitalized for your eating disorder while you were in college." "Could you please just hear us out?" "When did that happen?" "Please hear us out." "I know you have also not told..." "It's okay." "I already said that." "This hurt me because I could do nothing and you would not listen to me when I tried to speak to you about it." "But I have never lost hope in you and I never will." "I just want you to get help before you hit rock bottom." "James." "James?" "I just want to tell you how much you mean to me." "James..." "And I wish that..." "You're better than this." "you would have shared this with me." "Jackie?" "I know we haven't talked in a few months." "I'm here for you." "If I can get anything across I want to get across that I am here for you." "And I want you to get well." "I don't want to see you hurt." "I don't want to see you hurt yourself anymore." "I'm not sick!" "Yeah." "I've called a couple facilities, and some counselors." "They are ready, willing and able... when you are and I hope that is tonight." "It's a gift." "It's a gift, Ryan?" "It's a gift?" "Jackie, just listen to what everybody has to say." "We love you." "We all love you." "I know you feel ambushed here." "I know." "Jackie." "First and foremost, I want to thank you." "I want to thank you." "For being a wonderful and caring girlfriend." "And I want you to know that I can't wait to take care of you." "And hopefully one day maybe start a family of our own." "Oh, man." "No, you can do it." "You can do it." "I feel so stupid." "Just breathe through it." "Remember." "Think of your family that you want to make." "Think about..." "I know." "Speak from, like..." "We need to..." "I want to..." "We should be able to be honest with each other and I know that there's so much" "And I can't stand to watch you hurt yourself like this and Jackie, look at me please?" "There are things I know that you don't feel comfortable telling me and you need to feel comfortable with everything." "What have I not told you?" "Some big lies, Jackie." "What lies?" "What lies!" "Your actions are affecting other people." "To the point that they have all gathered here so please just listen." "Go ahead." "I know there are certain things you don't want to say to me." "I've..." "I have been promiscuous in the past, too." "So if there's something you need to tell me, because..." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "Did you tell him I have an STD, too?" "Are there any other lies I can look forward to?" "Jackie." "Jackie, we're not going to take the bait and fight with you." "We don't want to enable you anymore." "Just listen to us." "All we're asking is that you listen to us." "Okay." "Okay, Michelle." "I am all ears." "Really?" "Who's next?" "Who's next?" "Are you done?" "Are you done?" "Who's next?" "Let's just keep it calm." "We knew that this would be upsetting and it's been very difficult for her." "Very upsetting." "I think you should say something." "Of course!" "I've known you for two hours." "Of course Charlie has something to say." "What have you noticed?" "You do not need to be so hostile." "Just say..." "I don't really..." "Say what you feel." "I don't really know you." "From what you've seen." "From tonight." "Maybe like the wine at dinner." "Um, I just met you." "I don't think I'm the best judge." "That's okay, you've been with us this evening." "The wine at dinner." "You were the only one who ordered more wine at dinner." "I ordered one bottle of wine for six people." "There's the warning signs." "And not everyone was drinking." "Actually everybody was." "But go on." "Denial is one of the first parts of this." "And so we understand this and we know it's upsetting." "You wanted to order another bottle of wine." "You're right." "And what does that... what does that lead..." "Stop feeding him lines." "They say the warning signs aren't always obvious." "What's that little pamphlet?" "It's not about the pamphlet, Jackie, this is about you." "I don't think you have to belittle him." "I'd like to say something next." "You have a speech?" "Yeah I wrote it down." "I guess that does make me an asshole." "First off that I love you and I just wanted to let you know how your anorexia affects me." "I'm not fucking anorexic." "And that when you starve yourself you starve our friendship." "It is funny." "It is." "Right?" "I used to know that if you went in and you tried on something that was a little too long, a little too tight, that it was perfect on me." "Well now we don't have that." "And how I know that you can't stop when you start." "Like the time when you and I went down to the desert and we took ecstasy with those guys that we met at the show and you know, we got..." "We." "We, we." "Operative word being we." "Yeah, we." "And we danced all night." "But when we got back you said you had a headache and then you wound up taking painkillers for two days straight." "So what?" "I just don't want to watch my best friend die." "We can't take it anymore." "We can't enable you anymore." "No." "We can't support the life that you're living anymore this way, we have a responsibility to you as your friends." "We're all here because we do love you." "We love you so much." "So much." "And this is not about us." "do you think I want to spend my 30th birthday doing this?" "No, absolutely not." "Caroline, your 30th birthday?" "Really?" "Really?" "We're not talking about me right here, everybody here was contacted." "I was contacted by them because they care about you and they are concerned about you." "We love you." "That's it." "I don't know what else to say to you." "We just want you to stop." "Stop what?" "Wasting away." "It hurts so much to watch you not eat, to not sleep, to call it "work"." "We know that this has always been a problem." "It's our choice too, whether we want you in our life or not." "And with your disease, I don't know how I feel about that." "I know you must be feeling so angry right now." "But right now, the next part of it is to read ten things we hate about you, when you are with your addiction." "You know what?" "I don't want to hear it." "You should hear it." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Jackie, you will please listen to me." "Jackie, you need to listen!" "No!" "Jackie..." "Sit down." "Come back here." "This is fucking uncomfortable." "Jackie, no." "No, no." "Don't touch me." "No, no!" "You listen to me first." "You listen." "You're lying." "No." "You're lying." "Why would I lie?" "For the sick reason of getting attention." "No." "That is not true." "You are in denial." "I am just being honest with you." "Please don't go." "I have always cared for you." "Yeah, you cared for me because you have this sick addiction to the power of being a martyr or a caretaker." "That's why you've taken care of me." "You are being selfish." "I have always protected you." "and you never gave me so much of a thank you." "A thank you?" "I was four years old." "What do you you..." "want a thank you?" "No, you are not going anywhere." "I'm taking your wallet and I'm taking your keys because you are irresponsible and you're too upset and you cannot drive." "See that?" "You're not having it." "Thank you for fixing my arm." "XO." "Jack." "No." "Come back here." "Jackie!" "Let's go get her." "Yeah, we can't..." "She's so volatile, I don't think that we should all go." "Maybe just one person." "Let me go." "I'll go." "Jackie!" "Jackie." "Hey." "Wait, wait." "Come on." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Come on..." "Don't make me do this." "What are you doing?" "What do you mean, what am I doing?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Whoa." "Are we going to a bar now, is that what's going on?" "What, you have a problem with that?" "Of course I do." "Listen, I know you very well." "And I know you so well that I can..." "You don't know me." "You don't know so much about me." "You don't know so much about my family..." "And that's why I think that you're afraid of me." "What are you..." "what, I'm sorry." "Can I have a scotch, please?" "or did I miss that part of the intervention where I have an alcohol abuse problem too?" "Have a scotch." "Have a scotch." "Might calm you down a little bit." "You don't know me, Ryan." "You don't." "Come on, if there's so much, let's start." "You want to know?" "You want to know stuff?" "It could be very good." "Caroline was hospitalized in college for trying to stab a girl." "Did you know that?" "I'm honestly far more interested in, were you, Jackie, hospitalized for not eating?" "No." "Jackie was not hospitalized for anorexia, Ryan." "I was... the only time I was in the hospital was maybe six hours because I had some weird ass form of Lyme disease that was making me lose weight." "You were, in fact, in the hospital because you did not have an appetite." "Is that true?" "Yes, but there is a huge difference between a temporary physiological disease..." "I mean, also..." "Our friends talk, Jackie." "People notice." "There is absolutely an issue." "I'm sure they do." "You know what?" "I'm skinny, Ryan." "I've always been skinny." "I'll probably always be skinny." "If that is an issue for you, go date someone else." "It's not about your size, it's about the illness and you know that." "You're keeping so much stuff from me, Jackie." "Listen..." "I'm not keeping anything from you, Ryan." "Oh, yeah?" "I haven't hidden anything from you." "What I had to hear from Caroline, for one." "That was a fucking lie." "Everything that was said in that room was a lie." "Look, we both had promiscuous pasts, fine." "I'm gonna be honest." "I have something too." "It's in remission." "Thank God, but at least..." "Are you fucking..." "fucking kidding me, that seven months into dating you're telling me that you have something?" "It's in remission." "You're a liar." "You're a liar." "I'm being honest." "I'm being honest." "I've had to hear this from your sister." "You're lying." "You're a liar." "I'm telling you the truth." "Here, I'm finding out about this now?" "Like, what the..." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "You have a tab here, excuse me." "What do I owe you?" "Five dollars." "Just keep the change." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Jackie?" "Hey." "I'm sorry." "Didn't expect this tonight, huh?" "Whoa." "Who's Mandy?" "Oh it's my editor." "She's pretty easy on the eyes, actually." "I know, from Brooklyn." "It's pretty great." "It's pre-war." "It's beautiful." "It's gorgeous." "You know, next time I should call you when I'm in New York." "That would be great." "You know, 'cause I do, I go..." "I've done, um," "I've done all, pretty much every school there..." "Hello?" "I fucked it all up, guys." "I fucked it up." "What do you mean?" "I found her at the end of the street, and we uh..." "She ran into a bar." "We talked..." "She ran into a bar?" "Wait a minute, what bar?" "Let's just..." "Tell the bar and we'll go find her." "No, she left." "James, she left." "Hold on, what happened?" "Well, I... we talked." "She was in complete denial of everything." "Obviously I told her that we're going to stay here, that all of her friends love her and we're not going to run away and to come back." "You know?" "Come back." "We're staying here." "Letting her know that we're here for the long haul." "Guys." "No, I don't feel..." "I feel like we should at least call the police and file a missing persons." "They don't take this stuff seriously for 24 or..." "No, I still think she's going to come back." "She's just out clearing her head." "No, but she used to do this all the time as a kid." "She's only been gone for an hour." "I think calling the police is overreacting and I don't think they'd take it seriously." "At this point I don't think it's that..." "Well then what?" "I think we should have some fun." "They said in the guidelines, if it doesn't go well..." "Well, I actually have the pamphlet right... you need to provide an environment where they can see what they're missing by not acknowledging their problem." "In the pamphlet?" "No, I mean..." "I brought some fireworks." "You brought some fireworks?" "Some fireworks, yeah." "You're amazing." "I haven't shot those things off since I was a kid." "Caroline, you're absolutely right." "Seriously." "In the pamphlet." "And I think we should have some drinks." "Yeah, I could definitely have a cocktail." "Alright, young man." "Show me where these said fireworks are." "Let's go shoot 'em off." "I'll go for a cocktail too." "Great." "Thank you, Caroline." "Always safe to start with beer." "Is it okay if we do that?" "It is, it is." "We're here for a certain amount of time." "I don't know." "I just hope it doesn't look like snarky or..." "No." "Okay." "Thank you." "Fantastic." "Back in college, we used to take these, we used to line 'em up on the football field." "We used to follow them in pitch black and do shots at every one." "That's very cute, let's blow some stuff up." "Happy birthday, Caroline!" "Happy birthday!" "I know, happy birthday!" "Yay!" "I know, really." "Happy strange birthday." "Happy birthday." "Make a wish." "Make a wish." "What else ya got, what else ya got?" "Look at that, that one's fantastic." "You know, I'm hungry, too." "You know what?" "That's what I was gonna..." "I just..." "What's that?" "When I first met you, I just thought that you were, you know, very pretentious." "Pretentious?" "Wow." "Well, I just felt like you were judgey." "You know what I mean?" "Huh." "A little judgey." "Well, I uh..." "But you're not." "Thank you." "You got smoke bombs?" "What is it?" "Is this the big one?" "Whoo!" "Let's do that one first!" "You wanna do that one first?" "You have to do the big one first." "I can't believe this, this is so dangerous." "This is gonna be awesome." "Okay." "Are you..." "Where did you get that?" "Okay, yeah, we're gonna be..." "Let's stand back." "Oh my God!" "Whoo!" "Oh, God." "Oh, shit." "We're gonna..." "Oh!" "Whoo!" "Holy shit!" "Jesus!" "Charlie." "Professional." "That is not... that is not..." "You can't buy that in a store." "Where did you get that thing?" "You're going to get us arrested." "I promise you that's not legal." "That cannot be legal." "Charlie, no more of those." "Oh, that's so hot." "Lighting fireworks." "I know, totally." "No, no!" "Here we go." "I'll get you one, this is yours." "Happy birthday, Caroline." "Yay, happy birthday." "Thank you." "Whoo!" "Oh!" "Hey, hostess with the most-est?" "Is there any food?" "Any food?" "Honestly, I feel very..." "Are you hungry too?" "I'm almost dizzy, 'cause I didn't eat anything." "You know, I think, I think because at dinner..." "My nerves were going." "I was nervous too." "My nerves were going crazy, and..." "I couldn't really focus." "I couldn't eat a thing." "No." "You know what, actually though," "I did, in fact, see Jackie eat a fair amount at dinner." "You know, she was eating." "It's just all that weird stuff that she likes." "Oh, she likes all that spicy stuff." "She loves that shit." "But she was putting it away." "I know." "Probably because she sensed that she was being watched." "Oh, you think?" "Ooh, watch it!" "Ooh!" "What else you got in there, you got something fun?" "The neighbors are going to hate us... promise." "Whoo!" "Is it working?" "I have a beer to put it out." "Oh, there it goes, that's nice." "Oh, is it gonna pop?" "No, it's pretty." "It's so pretty." "That looks great, right?" "Yeah!" "Try another one." "Are you okay?" "Can you put it out?" "Charlie!" "Charlie, put it out." "Charlie, put it out!" "No, no, I'm okay." "I just..." "Jeez, I think that's enough of the fireworks for the night." "Jesus." "I'm sorry." "I was just, uh, scared of... worried about Jackie." "I'm going to go pour a beer on it." "Are you alone?" "Sorry." "How many blankets should I get?" "Obviously." "No." "Maybe you should go back to wrestling." "You getting her?" "Is that Jackie?" "No, no." "I'm trying to get a hold of my fucking wood floor guys." "Ah." "They um, they uh..." "I remember, you were telling me all about it." "Yeah, they laid the bamboo and then I asked for teak and then they kicked me out of the house for the weekend..." "That's terrible." "I'm sorry." "We talked... we actually had this conversation." "No worries." "You know that if I, uh..." "I'm sure it's all good." "I work in contracting." "We've talked about this." "They came in and they suggested bamboo and I said absolutely not," "I just want teak." "Oh really?" "And what happened was, they just went ahead and put the bamboo floors in." "Yeah." "And I came back home and I was..." "Well that wouldn't have happened." "It's about quality and it's about the foreman being there..." "I tried to hire these guys on the cheap, which was probably why." "Well, you always..." "I bet they're doing a good job, though." "I feel like we should be out there, walking around right now." "Okay, here we go." "Blankets for everyone." "How long has she been gone?" "You guys can take that couch." "And this is for you." "Scratchy with Scruffy, Softy with Sweetie." "I get special treatment." "Oh no, you're sweet, too." "Caroline, Caroline." "I just gotta say thank you." "Thank you for this, taking care of everybody." "Of course." "But don't you feel like this is not the time to be settling down?" "You know we're here for the long haul, we agreed to..." "We're not really staying with her." "Yeah, but she ran off." "You're worrying for no reason." "We promised to stick to the plan and go by the book, which says 24 hours." "The kitchen!" "You know, it went not according to plan." "So if Jackie comes back and we're not here, it's going to be like it never happened and that's..." "Caroline, where's the paper?" "Just wait a second and I'll show you." "But we all want to help her and that's why they put these sorts of things..." "Okay, okay." "Okay." "Fair enough." "They're not in there." "They're over here." "I don't know if these will be good enough for you." "Come on." "Let's go upstairs." "Everybody's in the other room." "They won't miss us." "We need to find Jackie." "She doesn't want to be found." "Come with me." "Caroline, come on." "Okay, uh, you know, why don't we go find Jackie?" "It seems like everyone really wants to go find her." "Yes, yeah." "I think majority rules, so let's get ready, troops." "I'm ready." "I think we're okay." "We don't need supplies." "It's ringing." "Oh, God." "What supplies is she getting?" "I wonder how long this..." "Is it going to voice mail, or..." "We don't need any supplies, Caroline." "It's fine." "We're fine." "Yeah, it's just going." "It's just ringing." "Do we even know where to go?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hi." "How are you?" "I know." "No phone." "Okay, for you." "We'll have to share." "Christ almighty." "For you." "And this one's for you." "I guess we can share." "Okay." "Where was the phone?" "It was just in here." "Alright, alright, alright." "So, let's get going." "Everyone ready?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Okay." "Let's leave the front door open." "Come on, guys." "Caroline?" "Yeah?" "You sure she's going to be in the park?" "No, uh, but it's a good place to start." "Yeah." "Should we split up?" "What do you guys..." "Yeah, you guys split up." "I'm going to go look over here." "Alright." "I'll go with you." "Mmm, fun." "Jackie!" "Which way?" "Yeah, we should totally split up." "What are you..." "Ah, mm..." "Well, I don't..." "I..." "I'll talk to you about it later." "What?" "But I was thinking about something." "What's that?" "Unrelated." "What if she comes back to the house and everyone isn't there?" "Ah, fuck." "Would you go back?" "I will do anything." "Would you?" "Yeah." "I think that's smart." "Want this bad boy?" "No, I'm good." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "Hey, what did you wanna say?" "I'll..." "I'll tell you later." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hi." "Hi." "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up." "Can I talk to you for a..." "just real quick?" "Yeah, yeah." "I wasn't sleeping." "I just thought you were Jackie for a second." "Is everyone back?" "No, they're still out looking." "Thank you." "Hi." "You're all clean." "That sounds like a good idea." "I know you've been really worried about Jackie, so..." "I'm alright." "You've been worried." "All night." "And I know how she must treat you." "She's tough." "Headstrong." "It's not easy to do what you did." "For someone that you love." "Well." "Are you dripping?" "Yeah." "I'm feeling refreshed right now, so..." "Good." "Feels good." "She's never really had someone like you." "So good to her." "Yeah?" "She should thank God she has someone as good as you." "Where'd you come from?" "You're like super boyfriend." "Okay." "Sorry." "Tickle tickle tickle." "Tickle tickle." "Um..." "Could I be alone?" "Please?" "Could you..." "Of course." "'Cause we're family." "Alright." "Hi." "Hey." "God." "I'm sorry that I ran out of the bar." "Man you're cold." "Alright." "What..." "What's going on with Caroline?" "This is just... not a good family to be a part of, frankly." "Go inside and stand up to your sister." "Don't just run away." "You know?" "No, I'm..." "Jack, you can't run away from her." "I'm tired." "Well, you're going to go in there and you're going to do it." "Tired." "Okay." "Ugh..." "I don't want to." "Come on." "I don't want to." "Come on." "I'm picking you up." "Hi, guys." "Can you go get my purse?" "It's on the front porch." "I'm making some snacks in the kitchen if you'd like to join me." "Can you get my purse?" "I'm going upstairs." "How is she?" "Well, she's back." "What now?" "Snacks." "Food always makes things better." "This bacon is great." "Do you guys always buy this stuff?" "It's really..." "Yeah, it's hickory smoked." "That's nice." "Something that really bothers me about, um, raw bacon." "But..." "What is it?" "I don't know." "Hey!" "Welcome back." "Hey." "I'm so glad you found it." "I had a vision of you guys being lost." "Yet another." "So..." "Is she upstairs?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Is she okay?" "Bacon wrapped date?" "She's fine." "Anybody want a glass of wine?" "Yes." "Are you kidding me?" "Is that yours?" "Is that yours?" "Thank you." "Would you guys like?" "Cheers to that." "Did you make those yourself?" "I do not do bacon." "Jack, hey." "I do not do bacon." "Uh, can you not eat that?" "Glad you're back." "They're bacon wrapped dates." "I'm just gonna make a few more." "Can you please not eat her food?" "Thanks." "If you're hungry, I'll make you something." "I need you on my side." "Can you make me a bacon wrapped date?" "Kidding!" "I'm kidding." "They're your favorite, Jackie." "Do you need some help?" "No, I got it." "'Scuse me, Charlie." "I'm going to give you, uh..." "Be right over there, okay?" "Gonna give you a second." "Are you sure?" "I could put out crackers or something." "I got it." "I could cut it." "It's..." "It's okay, I got it." "Don't you make that face." "I'm glad you're back." "You're not allowed to make that face right now." "Why?" "You know why." "Well, I don't want you to be mad at me." "Can you explain something to me?" "What are you doing?" "You bring home another dude who's like a decade younger than you, who I don't even know and he's at, like, my circus intervention." "Alright, age aside, he's a stranger." "You have more body issues than anyone I know and you're perfect, you are." "I'm so not." "So why... why pull what you pulled?" "I..." "Okay" "See, you love me." "You can't help it, it's infectious." "Need help here?" "No, I think I got it." "Ow!" "Oh, shit!" "Ow, I burned myself on the grease." "She's fine." "Oh, Jesus." "Just run a little warm water on it." "Ryan, she's fine." "Is this off?" "Jackie..." "It's not even that hot." "She's fine." "Jackie, do you have a first aid kit?" "Under the sink." "First aid kit is under the sink." "She's fine, Ryan." "Hey, guys." "Look." "Just, just relax." "It's not bad, just a little second degree burn, that's all." "Put some cold water on her hand." "It's okay, it's okay." "Everybody just calm down." "Alright, alright." "What do you need?" "Calm down, she didn't burn herself." "Jackie!" "Could you please, for one second?" "Uh, what do you need, what do you need here?" "James." "Ryan!" "Bring it." "Ryan." "Just one second, she's hurt." "Fine." "I forgot to feed William's cats, you wanna come?" "Let's go feed them." "Dude, you gotta see this place." "It's amazing." "Ryan, in case you're interested, I'm leaving." "What Jackie, what are you leaving for right now?" "She's fine." "She's not fine." "Have you seen this?" "Are you going?" "It seems like it's fine." "Okay, we'll be there in a second." "What do you need, you need ice?" "Please do not rush on our account." "Thank you." "No worries." "I'm sorry about that commotion." "There, all better now." "Gentleman." "You guys are kind of cute for having dated for like, what?" "A couple hours?" "Oh, Jackie." "Or three days." "Well, basically." "Three good days." "Wait, are you wearing your seatbelt?" "'Cause I don't want to get a call from" "Charlie's angry mother." "Oh, really?" "Yep, I'm buckled up." "Okay." "What's your mom's name?" "Pamela." "Pamela." "She's a special lady." "Aww!" "That's actually really sweet." "How old are you again?" "He's old enough." "What was the exact number?" "He's old enough!" "It seems to have left my..." "I'm the big 22." "Alright, we're here." "Oh, that wasn't that far." "No, it's just a couple blocks." "Oh my God." "Every time it does that." "Why doesn't he do something about that, though?" "It's like every car that pulls in here." "I hear you!" "Look it, it's delicious." "C'mere." "C'mere." "I'm sorry, but I think he hates you." "I haven't fed him in two days." "I'd hate me too." "You should go in." "I am not going in the pool." "You should go in." "No." "There will be no throwing me in the pool." "I am not going in the pool." "I will throw you in, woman." "What?" "You are a..." "you are... no." "I will kick..." "Oh my God." "Why do boys always have to do that?" "Because they're boys." "Why can't boys get in like slow?" "It feels good." "It's like a boy DNA thing." "You should come in." "I'm not coming in." "I swim like a dog." "What do you do?" "Yeah." "It's a puppy swim." "A puppy swim." "I don't think I can..." "You're a good thrower." "You're a good thrower." "Thank you." "Aah!" "Good thrower, but not a great catcher." "You're just sort of afraid of it?" "See, you have to watch it when it comes toward you." "You have to keep your eyes on the ball." "I can't..." "Charlie, go underwater again." "Okay." "He totally does what you tell him to do." "Stay underwater." "Charlie, touch the bottom of the pool." "Are you trying to send me under so I can't hear?" "I just want to see if you can touch the bottom of the pool." "Okay." "It's like a puppy." "It's like, "Here go get the ball." ""Come back." "Get the ball."" "Ryan's such a..." "So you can?" "Okay, good." "Just checking." "Just seeing." "Just seeing if you could." "Alright." "That sounds pretty funny." "Jackie?" "Hey." "Stop worrying." "It's fine." "Whatever." "She didn't even go to college." "Y'know?" "You went to Ivy League." "That's not fair." "She didn't go to college because she was home protecting me." "That's why she didn't go to college." "Oh." "Hello!" "Well, well." "You guys..." "Ryan, amigo!" "Do you have to splash me?" "Hello." "Hey guys." "Hi." "I'm gettin' in." "Not too shabby." "You havin' fun?" "Did you take care of her wound?" "Yeah." "I did." "Uh, I'm gonna get in." "I'm hoppin' in." "Fair warning." "Can I just go in my boxers?" "I don't want to wear this guy's swimsuit." "You can come in in your boxers." "Ooh!" "Me likey!" "Oh, Jesus!" "Caroline?" "What the fuck." "What are you doing?" "Leaving." "Remember what we talked about?" "Yes, you do." "Common occurrence here?" "A little late night swim?" "What, we always swim at William's." "Oh that was another boyfriend, sorry, I was about to say..." "I'm done with you, I'm done with you." "You want a beer?" "Yeah." "Caroline, you want a beer?" "Okay, here's the game." "You throw it and then you catch it without it splashing." "Dude!" "I don't want to play." "Come on." "Listen, I don't want to play." "Sorry." "I just think tonight's gone in a completely different direction." "And obviously I don't want to dwell on it, everybody's having a good time right now." "It's just not really worth getting into." "When you called her to say..." "Who?" "Caroline." "Caroline called me." "Ow!" "I said I don't..." "Caroline told me that, you know, I needed to get home as soon as I could, despite the tour, and jump into this intervention." "Yeah." "Well, she called me..." "She called you?" "Yeah." "Didn't you..." "You called her." "No." "You're not going to give one to me?" "What, a beer?" "I got an email first." "Well, you know what?" "I don't doubt anything at this point." "I mean, let's just get through the night." "She's still under the water!" "What?" "She's still under the water!" "What?" "Caroline?" "Yeah!" "Car..." "What the fuck." "I hit her in the head with the ball." "What?" "Dude, get in." "Car!" "Caroline!" "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God." "Oh shit, oh shit." "Shit shit shit." "Are you fucking kidding?" "Don't do that!" "You scared the shit out of me." "That's not funny." "Caroline, that's not funny." "Did she hurt herself?" "Where's your top?" "I don't know, someone took my top." "Nobody took your top." "Ooh, does anyone know where my top is?" "Can you please come here and put some clothes on?" "What are you laughing at?" "Nobody's laughing." "You know, perverts don't get away with that." "Nobody's laughing, get out of the pool." "You took my top?" "I took your top?" "You wanted to see?" "My soft breasts?" "Well, here they are." "Cop a feel, then." "You like that?" "I found it." "Look, look, look, look, look, Charlie found your top." "Caroline." "Caroline." "Caroline, look at me." "You put it down your pants and you jacked off with it, didn't you?" "Caroline, get out of the pool." "Caroline." "Caroline." "You intentionally came here this weekend to take my top, you pervert." "Perverts don't get away with that." "Fucking pervert." "You're a pervert." "You're a sick little voyeur, you wanna take it home and fuck it, is that what you were gonna do?" "Okay." "You know what?" "Come on, Car." "You just take girl's tops?" "Charlie said he was sorry, okay?" "Now please get out of the water." "You're sorry because you're a pervert." "Caroline, get out of the water." "Charlie said he was sorry." "'Cause you're a pervert, right?" "'Cause I'm a pervert?" "Charlie, just walk away." "Thank you." "Just, here, come on." "Can you believe this guy?" "Stealing my top?" "He's such a local yokel, you know?" "Stealing my top." "This one fell off the turnip truck, stealing my top." "I'm just going to go change." "Just give her a minute and let's just..." "Yeah, thanks." "Are we going?" "Yep." "We all cleaned up?" "Yep." "It's fine." "That's why they say you should never go swimming alone." "I just don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been there." "I think it's just not cool how you're into chicks that have sicknesses." "That's like a sick fetish." "You should probably look into that." "Think I'm gonna go tidy up." "I think we've all had enough for tonight." "I'm gonna head..." "I think we should all head out." "No." "James, you know what?" "I wanna talk to you." "I think you owe me that much." "So, go get comfortable." "Alright?" "Let's put on some music or something." "I'm serious." "Charlie, are you hungry?" "Uh, yeah." "Sure." "Alright." "He's always hungry." "He's like a garbage disposal." "Wow." "Doesn't that smell good." "Amazing." "It's amazing." "Would you like me to make you a plate?" "Yes, please." "Fabulous." "Can I talk to you for a sec?" "Should I be scared?" "No." "Enjoy." "Okay." "What's up?" "Nothing, really." "I just..." "I just want to say good work today." "That was really great how you..." "Thanks." "Anyway." "And of course, I do apologize." "I'm really really really sorry, Jackie." "About being part of this whole... mistake." "It's okay." "Yeah?" "Honestly..." "You got through it." "We got through it." "With flying colors, I think, I don't know." "Yeah." "We're a pretty good team." "Yeah." "And uh..." "I don't know, it's like..." "We could probably handle a lot of stuff," "I think." "That's it, really." "Um, well..." "Now what do you think?" "Mmm." "What do I think about what?" "Yeah." "You wanna..." "What are you saying?" "Give it a try?" "I'm so tired, I don't even know what you're talking about." "What are you talking about?" "Will you marry me?" "I'm sorry." "No." "Ryan, we're not right for each other long term." "We're not." "Not now?" "How much time do you think you're going to need here?" "It's never going to happen." "I'm sorry." "Okay." "You should be ashamed of yourself." "It is so incredibly inappropriate that you've been talking to my sister behind my back." "James." "I just don't think there's any getting through to you or to anyone else, tonight." "It's late, Jackie..." "Alright." "Um..." "Ryan kind of proposed." "Guys, um..." "I feel really bad about how we haven't had much fun tonight." "So..." "I prepared a dance to music that I composed." "# Hurry on down" "# To my house, baby" "# Ain't nobody home but me #" "# Hurry on down" "# To my house, baby" "# I'm blue as I can be" "# I love you" "# And you love me" "# Hurry through the alley #" "# So the neighbors don't see #" "# Hurry on down" "# To my house, baby" "# Ain't nobody home but me #" "# Hurry on down" "# To my house, baby" "# Ain't nobody home but me #" "# I want you to hurry down #" "# Right down" "# Anyway get it down" "# I'm blue as I can be" "# Oh, my mama's gone" "Caroline, stop it." "Stop it." "# Ain't no one home" "# We've got a long time to play #" "Jackie." "Hey, back off." "# If you hurry on down #" "# To my house, baby #" "# Ain't nobody home but me #" "# Ashes to ashes" "Okay, okay, okay." "I think we're done." "I think we're done here." "I think we're done." "Uh-huh, come on." "Stop this right now." "Come upstairs." "No." "Don't touch her." "Hey." "That was really amazing." "# Ain't nobody..." "ain't nobody home but me #" "Amazing." "She said it was amazing." "She said it was amazing." "It was amazing." "It was amazing." "You happy, does that make you feel better?" "Does it make you feel better?" "I don't know." "James, I think you should go." "I think you should leave." "Time to go." "Get out." "You know, you ask me to stay and now you want me to leave..." "No, James, get the fuck out." "I actually think I'm going to stay." "James, just get out." "Jackie." "Jackie." "Get the fuck out of my house." "This is my house." "Ryan, don't get involved." "Don't get involved." "James." "Get out of my house." "Get out of my fucking house!" "Would you..." "You're acting crazy." "Get out, Ryan." "Jackie?" "Don't touch me." "You get out, too." "Now you're acting a little crazy, too." "Get out." "James, what did I just say?" "Get the fuck out." "Why don't you get the fuck out of this house?" "You're not welcome here." "Just leave, you're not helping." "You're acting crazy right now." "James, get out!" "Maybe you should go." "Get the fuck out, fuck face." "Just leave." "Ryan, get out!" "Yeah, get out!" "You are both acting..." "Ryan, please." "Please." "Do you not see what's happening right now?" "I don't care what's happening!" "You get out!" "Yeah, get out." "Get out!" "Jesus Christ." "Get out!" "Jackie..." "Get out!" "Sss!" "Jackie!" "See ya." "You need to get the fuck out of this house." "You look at me, and you know it's a problem." "It's over, paco!" "Now, you're both acting crazy." "Okay." "Charlie, come on!" "There we go." "That is so much better." "Isn't that so much better?" "Yeah." "It's our birthday weekend." "Why would you invite those people here anyway?" "Do you hear that?" "It's quiet." "Let's go to bed, yeah?" "Go to bed and then we can do something fun tomorrow, just the two of us, okay?" "Come on." "I love you." "Okay, be careful." "I love you." "# If I live" "# To see next fall" "# If I live" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em." "# To see next fall" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em." "# I ain't gonna raise" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em." "# No cabbage at all" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em." "# 'Ol Uncle Wabbit" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em." "# Got a habit" "Shoot 'em, shoot 'em."