"THANKS." "BARON?" "BARON MUNCHAUSEN!" "HOW GREAT TO SEE YOU!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "GET OFF ME." "IT'S ME--BERTHOLD, YOUR OLD SERVANT." "WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THAT." "OH." "WHERE ARE WE?" "ON THE MOON." "OH, YEAH." "SAME OLD BARON, EH?" "CAN WE GO NOW?" "GET WEAVING." "HANG ON." "HANG ON." "IT'S ALL COMING BACK." "I'VE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR OVER 20 YEARS," "EVER SINCE YOU WERE LAST HERE ON THE MOON." "YOU ABANDONED ME HERE." "YOU SWINE!" "YOU TODDLED OFF WITH THE QUEEN OF TARTS" "LEAVING ME TO ROT IN THAT CAGE." "NOW YOU'VE COME BACK BECAUSE IT SUITS YOU," "AFTER WASTING HALF MY LIFE," "AND EXPECT ME TO FOLLOW YOU" "TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH." "YES." "OH, ALL RIGHT." "BERTHOLD," "YOU KNOW WHERE THE REST OF THE GANG ARE?" "NOT A CLUE." "UH!" "OW!" "THIS IS PRECISELY THE SORT OF THING" "THAT NO ONE EVER BELIEVES." "ALL RIGHT, BERTHOLD." "YOU GO FIRST," "THEN SALLY." "CAREFUL." "WHOA!" "OFF YOU GO." "THAT'S IT." "FINITO." "THERE'S NO MORE ROPE." "MIND NOW, I'M COMING BACK UP." "WAIT A MOMENT." "HERE." "TIE THIS TO THE END OF IT." "WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?" "FROM THE TOP." "FROM THE TOP?" "NATURALLY." "WHERE ELSE WOULD I GET IT FROM?" "BUT, UH" "SPLICE IT TO THE END" "SO THAT WE MAY CONTINUE DESCENDING." "OH." "VERY CLEVER." "GREAT." "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?" "THAT'S WHY HE'S A BARON AND I'M A PROLE." "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "WE'LL NEVER RESCUE THEM NOW!" "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "[SHOUTING] 2.5% ON THE BASIC RATE." "THAT'S NOT ENOUGH!" "THAT'S ALL I GOT TO OFFER!" "AND A SEPARATE AGREEMENT FOR OVERTIME!" "6%!" "2.5%-- TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!" "5% OR NO INCREASED PRODUCTION!" "[SHOUTING]" "AAH!" "AAH!" "WE WANT MORE!" "WE WANT MORE!" "[COUGH COUGH]" "PFFT!" "WE WANT MORE!" "I'M STILL IN ONE PIECE," "I THINK." "I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY." "OUR DESCENT IN WHAT I TAKE TO BE" "THE VOLCANO OF MOUNT ETNA" "SHOULD HAVE BEEN SLOWED" "BY A RISING CUSHION OF WARM AIR." "DAMN THING SEEMS TO HAVE GONE OUT." "OH, NO, NOT MORE GIANTS." "COULD I HELP YOU TINY MORTALS?" "I--I SINCERELY HOPE SO." "I'M BARON MUNCHAUSEN." "YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF ME." "WE'RE LOOKING FOR THREE MEN," "ONE WITH EXCEPTIONAL EYESIGHT," "ONE WITH SUPERB HEARING AND POWERFUL LUNGS," "AND ONE WHO'S EXTREMELY LARGE AND STRONG." "HA HA HA HA HA!" "OH, WE'RE ALL EXTREMELY LARGE AND STRONG HERE." "HA HA HA HA HA!" "I AM VULCAN, THE GOD," "AND, UH, THESE ARE MY GIANT EMPLOYEES," "THE CYCLOPS," "WHO EVEN NOW ARE GOING BACK TO WORK!" "[MOANING]" "GO SLOWER!" "GO SLOWER!" "I'M WILLING TO SUPPLY ARMS AND EQUIPMENT" "TO ANYONE THAT'S PREPARED TO PAY THE PRICE" "GREEKS, TROJANS, ROMANS, HUNS." "IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF THEY'RE CRAZY ENOUGH" "TO SLAUGHTER EACH OTHER, IS IT?" "YOU MANKEY CREW!" "YOUR GO-SLOWERS DON'T IMPRESS ME." "I'M GOD." "I'VE GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE UNIVERSE." "YOU HEAR THAT?" "ALL THE TIME, ME." "IN THE OLD DAYS, THE STAFF USED TO GET PAID" "ON THE DOT EVERY THOUSAND YEARS." "THIS LOT EXPECT THEM EVERY CENTURY." "IT'S OUTRAGEOUS." "WHAT'S THIS?" "OH, THIS IS OUR PROTOTYPE" "RX, UH, INTERCONTINENTAL" "RADAR SNEAKY" "MULTIWARHEADED NUCLEAR MISSILE." "AH." "WHAT DOES IT DO?" "DO?" "KILLS THE ENEMY." "ALL THE ENEMY?" "AYE, ALL OF THEM." "ALL THEIR WIVES AND ALL THEIR CHILDREN" "AND ALL THEIR SHEEP AND ALL THEIR CATTLE," "ALL OF THEM GONE FOR GOOD." "THAT'S HORRIBLE." "AH." "WELL, YOU SEE," "THE ADVANTAGE IS YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE" "ONE SINGLE ONE OF THEM DIE." "YOU JUST SIT COMFORTABLY" "THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM THE BATTLEFIELD" "AND SIMPLY PRESS THE BUTTON." "WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?" "OH..." "WE CATER FOR ALL SORTS HERE." "YOU'D BE SURPRISED." "WOULD YOU CARE FOR A LITTLE FODDER, PERHAPS?" "MMM." "DELICIOUS." "AYE, IT'S NOT A BAD DROP OF TEA" "AS FAR AS NECTAR OF THE GODS GO." "YOU CAN ALL STAY AS LONG AS YOU LIKE." "THANK YOU." "IT'LL BE A PLEASURE." "I'M SORRY, BUT WE HAVE TO GO SOON." "WE'RE IN A HURRY." "## LA DA DA ##" "## DI DI DI DI DI ##" "OH, HERE COMES MY MIDGET MANSERVANT" "WITH THE PETITS FOURS." "## DI DI DI ####" "ALBRECHT!" "ALBRECHT!" "BARON!" "BERTHOLD!" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "LOOKING FOR YOU." "I HAVEN'T GOT THE TREASURE." "I SPENT IT." "I MEAN, I GAVE IT ALL TO CHARITY." "I DON'T WANT THE TREASURE." "ALBRECHT, THIS IS SALLY." "HI." "HELP US FIGHT THE TURK AGAIN." "OH, NO, I COULDN'T DO THAT," "NOT SINCE I'VE FOUND MYSELF." "NO." "I NEVER REALLY WANTED TO BE BIG AND STRONG" "AND LUG HEAVY THINGS ABOUT." "NOW I KNOW I WANT TO BE DAINTY AND SENSITIVE." "THEY CALL ME A MIDGET." "I LOVE IT." "IT'S BLISS." "HE'S GONE FUNNY." "HELLO." "OH." "MY DARLING." "OH, MY--MY DEAREST." "OH." "[KISSING AIR]" "OH!" "EXCUSE ME." "MAY I INTRODUCE YOU TO BARON MUNCHAUSEN" "AND HIS LITTLE FRIEND OVER THERE, SALLY," "AND, UH, HA HA HA, BERTHOLD?" "UM, THIS IS, UH, VENUS," "THE GODDESS," "AND MY WIFE." "MADAM," "I AM OVERWHELMED." "OH." "OH, MY--MY LOVE, MY LIFE," "THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA OF MY EXISTENCE," "I'VE GOT SOMETHING HERE FOR YOU." "AHEM." "A DIAMOND." "FOR YOU, MY PRECIOUS." "YOU'RE SO SWEET." "ANOTHER DIAMOND." "MADAM," "I AM, ALAS, UNABLE TO OFFER YOU" "SO SPLENDID A GIFT," "BUT ALLOW ME TO SAY THAT YOU EXCEL IN BEAUTY" "EVEN THE MAGNIFICENT CATHERINE THE GREAT OF RUSSIA," "WHOSE HAND IN MARRIAGE" "I ONCE HAD THE HONOR OF DECLINING." "BARON, YOU FLATTER ME." "NOT ONE JOT, MADAM, NOT ONE TITTLE." "WHAT A HANDSOME..." "MUSTACHE." "SHALL WE..." "DANCE?" "COME AND SEE THE BALLROOM." "COME AND SEE THE BALLROOM." "NICE, ISN'T IT!" "WE'VE JUST HAD IT DONE," "YOU KNOW THAT?" "UH, I CAN DANCE." "HERE," "WATCH THIS." "SALLY, YOU CAN DANCE, CAN'T YOU?" "NO." "THANKS A LOT." "HEY!" "STOP!" "BARON!" "CAN WE GO NOW?" "HELLO?" "HEY!" "STOP IT!" "COME DOWN!" "WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK!" "WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK AND SAVE THE TOWN!" "PLEASE, BARON!" "DON'T FRET." "THE TOWN IS IN NO IMMEDIATE DANGER." "[MOO]" "THE BARON'S KISSING YOUR WIFE." "WHAT!" "ARGH!" "I MEAN, WHAT?" "YOU'RE A HARLOT!" "WHORE!" "DO YOU HEAR?" "WHORE!" "WHORE!" "WHORE!" "THAT'S ENOUGH OF THAT, YOU STRUMPET!" "OH!" "NO." "WAIT." "PLEASE." "HA HA HA!" "BUT, DARLING!" "DON'T YOU "DARLING" ME!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "DO SOMETHING." "WHAT?" "SAVE HIM." "DARLING, DON'T BE JEALOUS!" "JEALOUS?" "I'M NOT JEALOUS!" "I'M" "GIVE HIM BACK TO ME." "EXCUSE ME, VULCAN!" "PLEASE!" "I NEVER HAVE ANY FRIENDS!" "I WON'T HAVE YOU WIGGLING AT PHILANDERERS, YOU FLOOZY!" "FLOOZY?" "SIR, I MUST ASSURE YOU" "I'M A GODDESS!" "I DO WHAT I LIKE!" "AND I AM THE GOD, SO SHUT UP!" "OOH!" "EXCUSE ME!" "PUT HIM DOWN, YOU BRUTE!" "OH!" "UNGRATEFUL MORTAL!" "PLEASE--OOF!" "YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, DO YOU HEAR ME?" "THE LADY IS BLAMELESS!" "PLEASE!" "PUT THE BARON DOWN!" "LET US NOT BE TOO HASTY!" "HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THAT!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "WHOA!" "NO!" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM?" "YOU SMALL-MINDED PETIT BOURGEOIS!" "SHUT UP, YOU TROLLOP!" "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THE BARON?" "YOU WANT THE BARON?" "YOU CAN HAVE THE BARON!" "NO, THANKS!" "IT'S OK!" "I DON'T NEED HIM!" "OH!" "UGH!" "OH!" "AAH!" "ARGH!" "UH!" "DID YOU ENJOY THAT?" "DID I..." "EXCITE YOU?" "UH!" "[HUMMING]" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "WHOA!" "OH!" "[GURGLING]" "OH!" "OH!" "UH!" "OH!" "HUH?" "OH, DAMN!" "I CAN'T SWIM!" "WHAT'S HAPPENING?" "YOU'VE GOT OLD AGAIN." "WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?" "I'VE JUST BEEN EXPELLED FROM A STATE OF BLISS." "IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!" "WHERE ARE WE?" "ANSWER ME!" "THE MOST PROBABLE EXPLANATION," "IF YOU'RE NOT AN INCURABLE SKEPTIC," "IS THAT WE'VE BEEN DROPPED" "THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE WORLD" "AND COME OUT IN THE SOUTH SEAS." "BUT THAT'S MILES AWAY!" "OH, WELL DONE!" "I WAS HAPPY IN MY VOLCANO!" "SO WAS I." "LOOK!" "AN ISLAND!" "IS THERE A VOLCANO ON IT?" "SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR VOLCANOES!" "[BOOM]" "I THINK THERE IS A VOLCANO ON IT." "IT'S MOVING!" "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE" "SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH "M."" "IT'S A DEMON OF THE DEEP!" "THAT BEGINS WITH "D," YOU KLUTZ." "IT'S "M"!" "FOR MONSTER!" "UH!" "WILL IT EAT US?" "WITH ANY LUCK." "NO!" "NO!" "NO!" "UH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "AAH!" "[COUGHING]" "UH!" "BARON!" "BARON?" "BARON!" "QUICK!" "GIVE ME A HAND!" "HE LOOKS DEAD TO ME." "HE CAN'T BE DEAD!" "GO AHEAD." "UH!" "OH!" "HE DOESN'T LOOK VERY PERKY, DOES HE?" "IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE FISH?" "HA HA HA!" "NO DOCTORS." "NO DOCTORS." "WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM WARM AND DRY." "WHAT'S THAT NOISE?" "IT'S..." "MUSIC." "[MUSIC PLAYING]" "THAT'S NOT MUSIC!" "LOOK!" "THERE'S A LIGHT!" "COME ON!" "UH!" "THIS WAY." "CAREFUL." "[CREAK]" "[DISTANT SINGING]" "UH!" "OH!" "UH!" "OH!" "UH!" "## WHOA, I WISH I HAD A SWEETHEART ##" "## A SWEETHEART ONCE I HAD ##" "## SHE WAS THE TRUEST... ####" "EXCUSE ME." "HELLO." "WE NEED SOME HELP." "EXCUSE ME!" "WE NEED SOME HELP." "NO DOCTORS." "NO DOCTORS." "## ONCE I HAD A SWEETHEART... ##" "DO I HEAR THE BARON?" "EH?" "DO I HEAR THE BARON?" "NO DOCTORS." "DO I HEAR THE BARON?" "I JUST SAID THAT!" "USE YOUR TRUMPET!" "UM!" "UH!" "ADOLPHUS!" "GUSTAVUS!" "IS IT REALLY YOU?" "BARON!" "BERTHOLD!" "ALBRECHT!" "I DON'T BELIEVE IT!" "SALLY," "THIS IS ADOLPHUS," "WHO USED TO BE ABLE TO HIT A BULL'S EYE" "FROM HALFWAY AROUND THE WORLD!" "THIS IS GUSTAVUS," "WHO COULD BLOW OVER A WHOLE FOREST" "WITH ONE BREATH!" "THOSE WERE THE DAYS, EH," "WHEN WE WERE YOUNG" "AND ALIVE!" "HA HA HA!" "HOW DO YOU MEAN?" "IT'S NO GOOD FIGHTING IT." "WE'RE NOT DEAD!" "YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT." "WE'RE ALL DEAD HERE." "THIS IS HELL!" "HEAVEN!" "HELL!" "HEAVEN!" "DON'T BE STUPID." "HA HA HA HA!" "WELL, SIT DOWN." "RELAX." "HAVE A GAME." "YOU'RE DEAD FOR A VERY LONG TIME." "COME ON AND WATCH THE GAME." "LET'S HAVE A NICE GAME, EH?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "YOU'RE GIVING UP, AREN'T YOU?" "WELL," "YOU CAN'T GIVE UP!" "I WON'T LET YOU!" "GO AWAY." "CLEAR OFF." "WHAT ABOUT ROSE" "AND DAISY AND MY FATHER" "AND ALL THE OTHERS?" "YOU PROMISED TO HELP THEM!" "THEY ARE PERFECTLY SAFE." "THEY CAN LOOK AFTER THEMSELVES." "BESIDES," "THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS." "SUCH AS?" "WELL..." "AAH!" "OOOH!" "YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE BRAT!" "CAN'T YOU LET ME DIE IN PEACE" "ONCE IN A WHILE?" "[WIND BLOWING]" "HUH?" "[NEIGH]" "HA HA!" "BUCEPHALUS!" "MY BUCEPHALUS!" "YOU MUST HAVE HEARD ME SHOUTING." "THIS IS A GOOD OMEN, WHAT?" "OH!" "OH!" "YEAH." "YEAH." "PREPARE A ROWING BOAT AND BE READY TO LEAVE." "COME ON, BOY." "I HAVE LEARNED FROM EXPERIENCE" "THAT A MODICUM OF SNUFF" "CAN BE MOST EFFICACIOUS." "[AH-CHOO]" "OH!" "AH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "OH!" "OH!" "[COUGHING]" "I'LL NEVER EAT FISH AGAIN." "WHE--WHERE'S THE BARON?" "BARON?" "BARON!" "BARON!" "BARON!" "BARON?" "BARON!" "BARON!" "BARON, WHERE ARE YOU?" "BARON?" "HA!" "HA HA!" "IT'S THE BARON!" "THE BARON!" "HA HA HA!" "WELL, COME ON." "I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER!" "[NEIGH]" "LOOK!" "THE TOWN!" "WE'RE HERE!" "[NEIGH]" "HA HA!" "HEY!" "LOOK!" "[NEIGH]" "YES!" "AND THE FLAG'S STILL FLYING!" "I TOLD YOU THERE WAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT." "[BOOM]" "ATTACK!" "OH, MY GOD!" "IT'S THE SULTAN'S ARMY!" "QUICK!" "BACK IN THE FISH!" "THEY'RE INVITING US TO DEFEAT THEM!" "WE MUST OBLIGE THEM!" "ON THE COUNT OF 3!" "OH!" "AAH!" "GUSTAVUS!" "BLOW THEM BACK TO ASIA MINOR." "ADOLPHUS, FIND THE SULTAN AND SHOOT HIM!" "ALBRECHT, ROW FOR THE SHORE!" "BERTHOLD, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL!" "1, 2, 3!" "COULDN'T YOU MAKE THAT 4?" "[NEIGH]" "WE'RE GOING DOWN!" "OH!" "ABANDON SHIP!" "ABANDON SHIP!" "THE SHIP'S ABANDONING US, MATE." "HUP!" "HUP!" "OH!" "WHOA!" "OH!" "JUMP!" "ATTACK!" "UH!" "OH!" "UH!" "I STILL CAN'T SWIM!" "THIS IS ABSOLUTELY DREADFUL!" "IT'S HOPELESS!" "I'VE NEVER BEFORE" "BEEN IN SUCH A DISASTROUS ROUT!" "I'M USUALLY WINNING!" "YOUR COMPETITIVENESS GETS YOU UPSET!" "ALBRECHT'S USELESS!" "UH!" "WE MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP NOW." "YOU MUSTN'T SAY THAT!" "NOT YOU!" "NOW, IF WE BEGIN ATTACKING" "IN TWO DIRECTIONS SIMULTANEOUSLY," "WE CONFOUND SURPRISE WITH CONFUSION." "ALBRECHT AND GUSTAVUS WILL PROVIDE THE MAJOR THEMES" "TO THE BATTLE," "WHILE ALDOLPHUS AND" "BARON." "DON'T INTERRUPT." "WHAT IS IT?" "THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "THEY'RE ALL OLD AND TIRED NOW." "IT ISN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE." "DON'T YOU SEE?" "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" "TO GIVE MYSELF UP." "WHAT?" "I PROMISED TO RAZE THE SIEGE AND SAVE THE TOWN." "I GATHERED YOU ALL HERE FOR THAT PURPOSE." "IF YOU WANT TO SEE BARON MUNCHAUSEN AGAIN," "YOU'D BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!" "YOU CAN'T GIVE YOURSELF UP!" "THEY MIGHT KILL YOU!" "WE'LL HAVE SPENT TIME IN THAT SMELLY FISH" "FOR NOTHING." "WELL!" "[SPEAKING TURKISH]" "SO IT'S AGREED." "FRIDAY THE 28th YOU SURRENDER." "THAT'S THREE WEEKS FROM TOMORROW." "WE CAN FIX THE DETAILS LATER." "NO, NO, NO." "YOU SURRENDER." "SULTAN, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH ALL THIS." "YOU SURRENDER." "BUT WE'RE WINNING." "WE SURRENDERED LAST TIME." "IT'S YOUR TURN." "OH." "WHAT ABOUT THE VIRGINS?" "PLEASE FORGET THE VIRGINS." "WE'RE OUT OF VIRGINS." "LET US INSTEAD" "CONCENTRATE ON REACHING A RATIONAL," "SENSIBLE, CIVILIZED AGREEMENT" "WHICH WILL GUARANTEE A WORLD FIT FOR SCIENCE," "PROGRESS" "BUT NOT BARON MUNCHAUSEN!" "BARON!" "YOU!" "YOU OLD LUNATIC!" "I'M AFRAID SO." "HELP!" "GUARDS!" "MURDER!" "MURDER!" "WHO LET THIS MAN INTO MY TENT?" "IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED IN MY HEAD," "IT'S YOURS." "I'M TIRED OF IT." "SEND FOR THE EXECUTIONER!" "SO, MR. JACKSON," "STILL THE RATIONAL MAN?" "HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE PERISHED" "IN YOUR LOGICAL LITTLE WAR?" "THERE ARE RULES" "TO THE PROPER CONDUCT OF LIVING." "WE CANNOT FLY TO THE MOON." "WE CANNOT DEFY DEATH." "WE FACE FACTS," "NOT THE FOLLY OF FANTASISTS LIKE YOU" "WHO DO NOT LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD" "AND CONSEQUENTLY COME TO A VERY STICKY END." "[BLOWING HORN]" "HAVE YOU ANY FAMOUS LAST WORDS?" "NOT YET." "NOT YET?" "IS THAT FAMOUS?" "THE MAN'S A BUFFOON!" "EXECUTIONER..." "EXECUTE!" "UH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "OH!" "UH!" "NOW!" "OH!" "AH!" "OH!" "YOU DID IT!" "[NEIGH]" "BRING HIM BACK!" "YOU!" "GENERAL, STOP THAT MAN!" "HEY!" "HA HA HA!" "[NEIGH]" "AH!" "YEAH!" "AAH!" "ALL TOGETHER NOW!" "OW!" "WHOA!" "OH!" "[AROO]" "[COUGHING]" "STEADY!" "WELL BLOWN, GUSTAVUS!" "OH!" "GO ON!" "GO ON!" "HURRY!" "QUICKLY!" "NOW!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AAH!" "AHA!" "HA HA HA!" "[NEIGH]" "COME ON!" "[CLICK]" "OH!" "BERTHOLD," "RUN!" "AH!" "AAH!" "OW!" "AAH!" "DAMN IT, MAN, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL." "I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING." "OH!" "THIS WAY!" "HELP US!" "THAT'S THE WAY!" "HEY!" "HEY!" "HEY!" "YAY!" "HEY!" "HEY!" "WATCH IT!" "GENTLY THIS TIME." "GENTLY." "HELP!" "WE DID IT." "WE DID IT!" "HOORAY!" "HOORAY!" "LOOK!" "THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" "WE WON!" "WE WON!" "WE BEAT THEM!" "WE BEAT THEM!" "YIPPEE!" "THANK GOD!" "GOOD RIDDANCE!" "AND DON'T COME BACK!" "WE WON!" "BUT, OF COURSE!" "[MUSIC PLAYS]" "PUT ME DOWN." "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT." "HE'S IN THE TOWER!" "HE'S DYING!" "WHAT IS IT?" "THERE HE IS!" "SHOOT HIM!" "DAMN!" "BRING A DOCTOR!" "QUICKLY!" "FETCH A DOCTOR!" "DON'T LEAVE ME, BARON." "PLEASE." "DON'T LEAVE ME." "GET OFF HIM!" "GIVE HIM SOME AIR." "OH, HERE IS A DOCTOR." "OH!" "OH, SALLY!" "SALLY." "TAKE CARE OF SALLY." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "NO..." "DOCTORS." "NO..." "DOCTORS." "NO!" "TAKE HIM AWAY!" "LEAVE HIM ALONE!" "SALLY!" "ROSIE, PLEASE!" "SHE'S HAVING A FIT!" "STOP IT!" "STOP IT!" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE!" "HE'S DEAD!" "AND THAT WAS ONLY ONE OF THE MANY OCCASIONS" "WHERE I MET MY DEATH" "AN EXPERIENCE WHICH I DON'T HESITATE STRONGLY" "TO RECOMMEND." "AND SO WITH THE HELP OF MY INESTIMABLE SERVANTS," "I DEFEATED THE TURKS" "AND SAVED THE DAY," "AND FROM THAT TIME FORTH," "EVERYONE WHO HAD A TALENT FOR IT" "LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER." "STOP THIS NONSENSE AT ONCE!" "YOU, SIR, ARE UNDER ARREST" "FOR SPREADING RIDICULOUS TALES" "AT A TIME OF DANGER." "THE ENEMY'S AT THE GATE." "OPEN THE GATES!" "HE'S OUR HERO!" "ARREST THAT MAN AT ONCE!" "AM I OR AM I NOT THE ELECTED REPRESENTATIVE?" "ARREST HIM!" "OPEN THE GATES!" "YAY!" "YAY!" "YAY!" "YAY!" "THIS WAY!" "COME ON!" "DO NOT OPEN THE GATE!" "THE TURK IS OUTSIDE," "AND WE'RE NOT ABOUT TO SURRENDER." "OPEN THE GATES!" "OPEN THE GATES!" "COME ON, DEAR LADIES!" "FORWARD THE PLAYERS!" "DO NOT OPEN THE GATE!" "OPEN THE GATES." "KEEP UP." "STEADY AS YOU GO." "COME BACK!" "I'M WARNING YOU!" "DO NOT OPEN THOSE GATES!" "ANYONE WHO OPENS THOSE GATES" "IS GUILTY OF TREASON!" "FOLLOW ME!" "THIS WAY, MY FRIENDS!" "STOP!" "CLEAR OUT!" "THE GATES WILL REMAIN CLOSED!" "OPEN THE GATES." "OPEN THE GATES!" "SHOOT ANYONE WHO DISOBEYS MY ORDERS." "READY!" "TAKE AIM!" "HOLD YOUR GROUND!" "HOLD YOUR GROUND!" "OPEN THE GATES, FRIENDS," "AND LET'S SEIZE THE DAY..." "OR CLOSE OUR MINDS WITH ADVENTURE'S DEATH..." "IN FEAR!" "THERE'S NOTHING SO DESTROYS A MAN" "AS IGNORANCE, DULLNESS, AND CONFORMITY!" "GRASP FOR THE MANTLE!" "GRASP" "NO, NO, NO!" "QUITE WRONG!" "OPEN THE GATES!" "SHOOT THEM!" "HAVE I NOT MADE MYSELF CLEAR?" "SHOOT THESE PEOPLE AT ONCE!" "RIGHT." "SO..." "IT'S TREASON, IS IT?" "TREASON!" "RIGHT!" "YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!" "ALL OF YOU!" "GET OUTSIDE MY OFFICE NOW!" "THE BARON!" "HOORAY!" "HOORAY!" "[WHISTLES]" "BUCEPHALUS, MY BUCEPHALUS." "GOOD BOY." "COME ON." "COME ON." "BEAUTIFUL LADIES." "BEAUTIFUL LADIES." "[AHEM]" "IT WASN'T JUST A STORY, WAS IT?"