"[cheerful music]" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "Uh, hey, guys, it's me, Kathy with a K." "Uh, today I have a new, uh, "Leaf Haul."" "I got this one." "It's..." "Oops, sorry." "Ooh." "It's a really cool leaf." "It's got some... some crinkles." "I don't know if you can..." "you can see that but probably my... probably my current favorite leaf." "So this next guy has a funny story." "I picked this leaf up, and the stem broke off." "[laughs and snorts] Can you believe it?" "Anyhoot, then we got this guy." "Honestly, just an all-around solid leaf." "No complaints." "[light piano music] synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "So if you want to talk leaves, just "leaf"... [snorts] A comment below." "I'd love to talk with someone, anyone." "Incredible." "What other gems of knowledge does the leaf community hold?" "Tell me more." "[electronic beep] No comments?" "And it's only been viewed four times?" "Wait." "It's dropping?" "How is that even..." "More people need to see Kathy's video!" "[grunting]" "Dang it." "Every time." "Got this one." "It's a really cool leaf." "It's got some crinkles." "[laughs] She really likes leaves, huh?" " I wish I knew her." " You do know her." "She hangs out all the time." "Both:" "Uhh..." "Looks like you're gonna get a scar after all." " You mean it?" " Yup." "Congratulations, dude." " I'm so happy for you." " Congratulations, Harvey." "Be careful, Princess!" "I don't want you to... [screms, crash]" " Bye, Princess!" " Uh, guys, this looks dangerous." "I-I'm gonna leave before someone really gets hurt." "Whoo!" " This was a terrible idea!" " Whee!" "[music]" " Ehh, yeah, not ringing a bell." " I have face blindness." "[giggles]" "We're literally sitting in her living room right now." "If you want some more cookies, please help yourselves." "How come you like leaves so much?" "I don't know; they're always around, and nobody notices them..." "kind of like me." "[sniffs] Ahh." "Are those the leaves for your next video?" "I'm not looking, no spoilers." "You must get tons of letters from kids who like leaves too, huh?" "Not really." "Sometimes I feel like the only one who cares about this stuff." "People care." "They just don't know they care." "Kris and Trev get people to care all the time." "Yeah, but I don't have as big of an audience as Kris and Trev." "I'll get Kris and Trev to share your videos!" "Then you'll have tons of people to talk with!" "[whispering] Who are Kris and Trev?" "[yelling] I don't know!" "[upbeat music]" "Both:" "Hey, everyone." " I'm Kris." " Whereas I'm Trev." "And today's video is about shoes." " This is my shoe!" " Whoa!" " I know, right?" " Anyway, that's all for this week." "Click here to watch a video of us holding a banana over our heads." "Click here to preorder a book we almost wrote." "Don't forget to send us a picture of you holding baby clothes with the rashtag "I used to be a baby."" "Both:" "Bye!" " Okay, uploading video." " We've already got 12,000 likes." "Hey, Kris and Trev!" " Hey, you!" " Ugh, get over here." " We love our fans?" " Wha?" "[camera shutter clicks]" "I actually came here to ask you guys for help." " Oh, okay, go." " I've got this friend Kathy." "I want to help her videos get seen by more people." "Uh, today I have a new..." "O-M-G." "I don't need to see anymore." " She's incredible!" " This is the greatest thing I've ever seen, and I saw a circus once." "But you've only seen four seconds..." "Okay, her mouth is so weird and tiny." "I'm sorry." "I love it." "Ugh!" "It's like a robot and a bucket had a baby underwater." " Okay, we'll take Cat-Pee under our wing." " Oh, it's Kathy." " Totally, Crab Cheese." " Okay, remind me." "It's Kookoobara?" " It's Kathy." " Kaa-trrl..." "I can't do it." "It's impossible." "Sorry." "If you can help her find a few more kids who love leaves just as much as she does, that'd be great." "Oh, with our help, she has the potential to be a viral sensation." "Yeah, she's gonna get more likes than that video of a kid fighting bees." "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Kathy will be so excited!" "Both:" "Hey, everyone!" " I'm Kris." " Whereas I'm Trev." "Today we have someone amazing to show you." "Uh, hey guys." "It's me, Kathy with a K." " This is probably my current favorite leaf." " Amazing!" "Oh, my... [mumbling]" " Today I have a..." " Ohh, neat!" "I want to see!" "[all speaking at once]" "You guys, I'm trying to watch a video!" "Cut it out!" "No, I get to... [ding] [dinging]" " Wow, Kathy, you have so many likes!" " Ooh." "Oh, this one's orange." " Do it." "Ask her." " Uh, excuse me." " Are you Leaf Girl?" " Oh, are you talking to me?" "We saw you in that video." "Oh, um, okay." "Want to look at some leaves?" " Oh, my gosh." "You're famous!" " I'm gonna tell everyone I saw you." "Both:" "Ahh-ahh!" "Ahh!" "Oh, okay, bye." "Wow, I never get noticed." "It's, uh, pretty un-be-leaf-able. [snorts] [laughs] Good one." "Uh-oh." "It's the girl taking the world by storm." "Ooh-ooh!" "Okay, girl, your video is getting so many fan responses." "They're even making tribute videos!" "I don't want to hype it up, but it's the best thing ever." "Uh, hey guys." "Today I got a new "Leaf Haul."" "[distorted] "Leaf Haul." "Leaf Haul."" "[in normal voice] This one smells like softness." "Le-le-le-le-le-le-leaves." "[squeakily] Leaves." "[in normal voice] Oh, oh, whoa." "[gruffly] I'm gonna show all of you how to do Leaf Girl cosplay starting now!" "Look at this leaf!" "[snorting]" "Smells like softness!" "Look at it!" "[funky music]" "♪ Shawtay ♪ [music]" "♪ Baby, you're my favorite ♪" "♪ Ayy-ayy ♪" "♪ Leaf Girl ♪" "♪ Always on my mind, like a plastic bag ♪" "♪ Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohh, oh-oh ♪" "Well, that's, um..." "creative, uh, I-I guess." "You need to make a new video." "The fans are hungry for more." "Let's get you in front of this green screen, get this fan cranking for some ambience." "Um, but my leaves are green too, so won't they" " disappear in the video?" " Clacky, that face you're making is gold." "More wind!" "[wind whooshing] [gasps]" " Hmm." " Hey, dude." " Kathy looks kind of... bummed." " I know, but she's so popular now." "I thought that's what she wanted." "It's not like crowds are coming out to talk leaves and junk." "That's it!" "What if we had a leaf convention?" "!" "Or what if..." "my legs were longer?" "[birds chirping]" "It's a whole convention just for people who love leaves." " Oh, wow." " Trust me." "Everyone's here for one reason, their love of leeee... eeeeeee-ee-ee-eeee [undistinct chatter] eeeeeee-ee-ee-eeee eeeeeee-ee-ee-ohh eeeeeee-ee-ee-aves?" "Um, this feels kind of weird." "How come my face is everywhere?" "[gruffly] Ha, you call that a convincing Leaf Girl costume?" "Man, winning this cosplay contest" " is gonna be so easy, right, Ma?" " Give me money." " Look, there she is!" " Leaf Girl has arrived!" "[all cheering] [camera shutters clicking] Ahh!" "All right, y'all, who wants to see Cab Driver" " talk about her new "Leaf Haul"?" " Really?" "[all chanting] Leaf Girl!" "Leaf Girl!" "Um, so this one here is a fun leaf." " Uh, it's got some bumpies and..." " Now who wants a photo shoot?" "All:" "Yeah!" "Okay, everyone, grab a leaf, and pose with it in your photo." " What?" " Oh, my gosh." " I'm such a huge fan of your videos." " Oh, when did you get into leaves?" "Oh, I don't really care about that." "I just want a picture with you." "Smile and say "Clam Peas."" "[camera shutter clicking] Hold still." "I need a leaf so I can get my picture taken." "[quirky music] [gasps] [camera shutter clicks]" "No." "Uh, uh, uh..." "[camera shutters clicking]" "All:" "Leaf Girl!" "Leaf Girl!" "Leaf Girl!" "Leaf Girl!" "Leaf Girl!" "Enough!" "I..." "I don't like this." "None of you care about leaves." "I don't want to make videos anymore." "And my name isn't Leaf Girl." "It's Kathy." "Kathy with a K." " Oh, she seemed dehydrated." " Guys, Kathy didn't want fans." "She just wanted some friends." "We really messed things up." "Both:" "Ohh." "Ooh." "[leaf rustling]" "Oh, that's a nice one." "Oh, it's got some sparkles, a fun shape, right?" "Uh, anyone?" "Oh, yeah." "Oh." "Oh, hey, little bug." "What do you think?" "Pretty cool leaf, huh?" "Oh, okay, bye." "Guess it's just me, like always." " Kathy, it's not just you." " Wha?" "I'm sorry everything got so out of control." " I want to try to make it up to you." " Uh, okay." "Harvey, what are you doing?" "[wind sighs]" "Wh-What's happening?" "[upbeat music]" "♪ It's so pretty outside ♪" "♪ Leaves are falling two by two ♪" "♪ Oh, Kathy ♪" "♪ We want to look at leaves with you ♪" "♪ They're nature's little hands ♪" "♪ And they're giving you a standing o-oh-oh ♪" "♪ Some of them are shiny ♪" "♪ And some of them can look like toe-oh-ohs ♪" "Both: # Though you never really know-oo-oh-oo-oh, yeah #" "♪ Oh, Kathy ♪" "♪ We want to look at leaves with you ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, Kathy ♪" "♪ We want to look at leaves with you ♪" "This is... wow." "We spent all day collecting our favorite leaves so you can talk about them together!" "Harvey, you've..." "you've "leafed" me speechless." " Girl, was that a pun?" " You're bad, Kathy." "[all laughing]" "Guys, where am I?" "[rustling]" "Uh, hey guys." "All right." "So I found a lot of leaves this morning." "Like this one." "It's kind of sticky." " See?" " Ooh!" " Amazing!" " Cool!" "[all speaking at once] synccorrectionbyf1nc0"