"Honk your horns!" "Choo-choo!" "Chuggington!" "# We're trainees, we're making tracks" "# Wheels to the rails Clackety-clack!" "# Running on time, passengers to take" "# Hauling loads, pick-ups to make" "# Riding the rails" "# A train-tastic crew" "# Honk your horns, choo-choo!" "# Choo-choo!" "# Chuggington" "# Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga Chuggington" "# Chuggington" "# Chugga-chugga-chugga Chugga-chugga-chugga" "# Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga Chuggington" "# Chuggington!" "# Clackety-clack!" "#" "Look." "That must be the carriage we're going to use today." "Train-tastic!" " How can you be so happy about taking a test?" " Because when I pass," "I'll be a proper passenger-puller." "It's what I was built for." "I'm so excited." "I heard the passenger test was really hard." "Yeah, emergency stops and everything." "Screech!" "It'll be easy-peasy." "Don't be such scaredy-chuggers." "We'll be fine." "Choo-choo!" "Chugga approaching." "Preparing to stop." "Smoothly!" "Doors opening." "Here they are, Mr Simkins." "Koko, Wilson and Brewster." "ALL:" "Hello!" "Mm-hmm." "He looks a bit strict." " Simkins?" "No, he's a pussycat." " Really?" "!" " Yeah!" "Emery's top tip of the day - treat him just like any other passenger." " A bit of chat and a laugh, a joke or two." " Perfecto!" " I know loads of jokes." "Thanks, Emery." " Oh yeah, Simkins has a great sense of humour...not!" "Right then." "The name's Simkins." "From the Ministry Of Chuggers." "And I am your test invigilator." "That's a mouthful." "Bet you couldn't say it without your teeth in!" " Hee-hee!" " Hmm." "Now, this is a jiggle-ometer." "It tests speed, the smoothness of the ride and, more importantly," " the jiggle factor." " Hey, talking of jiggles, what's got four legs, barks and jiggles like mad?" " (Not now, Wilson!" ")" " A puppy with a drill!" "Hee-hee!" "This test is no joking matter." " Now, the first test will be taken by..." " Oh, me!" "Me!" "I want to pass my test first!" "Very well..." "Koko." "I shall now board the passenger car." "You will then buckle up to it and take me on a circuit of the depot." " Okey dokey." " At some point, I will require you to do an emergency stop, which I shall signal by saying the word stop." "Got it." "Preparing jiggle-ometer." "MACHINE BEEPS" "You may begin, Koko." "MACHINE CONTINUES BEEPING" "MACHINE BUZZES AND HUMS" "Hmm." "Ooh!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Help!" "I, uh..." "Stop this tomfoolery!" "That's my signal." "Emergency stop!" "Ahh!" "Wah!" "I have never...ever...ever...!" "I..." "I've failed, haven't I?" "Yes." "You've failed." "Failed as failed can be." "But that beeping noise - it scared me and made me jump." "Please, please can I start again?" "No." "You'll have to retake the test next year." "Next year?" "!" "That's not fair!" "It's perfectly fair." "The jiggle-ometer never lies." "Hmm." "Now, who's next?" " KOKO CRIES" " It's just not fair." "MACHINE BEEPS" "MACHINE CONTINUES TO BEEP" "Phew." "MACHINE CONTINUES TO BEEP" "And pull up at the platform, please." "Well..." "Brewster." "I have to tell you that, taking all things into account, you've passed." "Oh!" "Honking horns!" "Woo-hoo!" "Nice one, Brewster!" "Hmm." "KOKO CRIES" "Ahem!" "Excuse me." "Do you need to be recycled?" " No!" " Hmm." "Thought not." "So, come on." "Out of the way." "That's it, move along." "Oh." "I can't do anything right today." "Wait, Koko." "Is everything all right?" " Not really." " Whatever's the matter?" "I failed my test and I tried so hard, but..." " KOKO CRIES" " Oh, dear." "Please don't cry." "But Mr Simkins said it was the worse test ever." " Hang on, hang on, hang on." "Did you say Simkins?" " Yes." " Serious fellow?" "Can't take a joke?" " Yes." " What's he done?" " It was his machine." "Something went wrong." "It beeped and made me jump." "So he failed me and said I couldn't start again." "Did he now?" "Hmm." "I think someone needs to have a little word with Simkins." "Come on then, Koko." "MACHINE BEEPS" "You may proceed, Wilson." "Now, concentrate." "Don't want to worry you, Wilson, but your wheels are..." " ..going round!" " Don't listen, don't listen!" "WHISTLE BLOWS" "Way-hey!" "I did it!" "I did it!" "Ahem!" "Whoa!" "Ow!" "MACHINE BEEPS AND BUZZES" "I was going to pass you...until then." " But you've failed." " But I'm not even attached to the passenger car!" " Ahem!" " Oh!" " Irving?" " Simkins." "How, eh..." "How..." "Nice to see you." "Now, about Koko's test." "I'm afraid she's failed." "Because of that silly machine of yours." "She wasn't doing anything wrong when it beeped at her." "But Ministry test procedures..." "I seem to remember when I was taking my Recycling Badge, a certain young man was also taking a test." "A test to pass him fit to test others." " Ahem, um..." " I also remember that when I got my badge," "I was so happy, I tooted when I shouldn't have." "HORN HONKS" " Oh, my nerves!" " And who was so surprised by the noise, that he knocked over his examiner when he ran off screaming?" " Hee-hee!" " Hee-hee!" "You would have failed that test if I hadn't admitted" " that it was my fault, Simkins." " Uh...you're right." " Ahem." "Koko, shall we start the test again?" " And you can leave that" " jiggy-thing behind this time!" " Maybe Irving can recycle it!" "Hey, what about me, then?" "Did I pass?" "Oh, um...yes." "Sorry." "You did very well, Wilson." "You've earned your badge." " Way-hey!" " Hurrah!" " I did it, I did it!" "Well, Koko." "I'm sorry to have to tell you... ..that I was wrong." "You're a first-class passenger-chugger." " You've passed!" " Train-tastic!" "THEY ALL CHEER" "Ahem." "On behalf of the Ministry Of Chuggers, I have the honour of..." "Get on with it, Simkins." "Um, yes." "Ahem." "It is my proud duty to confer upon you your Passenger Badges." "Congratulations." "HORNS HONK" " Oh!" " Sorry, Simkins." " And toot to you, too." "Toot-toot." 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