"Thomas?" "Thomas." "Here you are." "Well, come on, Tom." "Is time you were put out for the night." "Thomas, hurry up and get outside." "My goodness." "If I stand here in an open door like this" "I'm gonna catch my death of cold." "Why, Thomas are you catching a cold?" "Why, you poor little thing." "I better let you stay inside the house tonight." "Yes, sir." "If you got a cold, you better curl up here by the fire." "You're telling the truth about that cold, aren't you?" "If I thought you weren't telling the truth, I'd wash your mouth out with soap." "Well, good night." "Name:" "Butch." "Cause of decease:" "Lost fight with bulldog." "Pass granted." "Frankie." "Struck with flatiron while singing on a backyard fence." "Pass." "Aloysious." "Oh, so you didn't see the steamroller coming, eh?" "Go ahead." "Fluff, Muff and Puff." "What some people won't do." "Thomas!" "Just a minute." "Apparently, your whole life was spent persecuting an innocent, little mouse." "Well, with a record like that, I can't let you through." "I'm sorry, Tom." "However, the Heavenly Express doesn't leave for an hour." "If within that time you can obtain the signature of that little mouse on this" "Certificate of Forgiveness you will be permitted to pass." "Now, if you fail is this." "Let me have him!" "Send him down." "Give him to me now!" "Remember, you have only an hour." "Hurry, Tom." "Hurry." "Thomas!" "Thattaboy, Tom." "Hit him and les go." "Come on." "All aboard!" "Thas my boy." "Hey, you!" "Thas my boy you got in your hand." "Listen, pussycat, if I catch you bothering my boy again" "I'll tear you apart." "Now, beat it." "There, there, son." "Ain't no cat gonna hurt you." "No, sir." "Where's my boy?" "If he's under that barrel, I'll skin you alive!" "Come on, lift it up." "Do not Disturb" "Hello, little kiddies." "This is your old Uncle Dudley again." "Say, do you know what week this is?" "Is "Be Kind To Animals Week."" "You are kind to animals, aren 't you?" "Why, of course you are." "But this week, you'll be extra kind." "Won 't you?" "Come on." "Please?" "Just this week?" "Thas the spirit." "Les do it now." "And now, before your old Uncle Dudley says goodbye did you get a nice little surprise for your little animal friend?" "You did?" "Well, let him have it." "Don't kill me!" "Don't kill me!" "I'm too young to die!" "Jumping Jiminy, I thought for a minute you were that big old cat out there." "He's got a great big ax, and wham, he's swinging at me." "And right on the neck with a wham, wham, wham." "If he ever hits me, woe is me, woe is me." "Don't worry, I'll save you." "I'll save you." "Mama!" "Oh, Mama!" "Mama?" "I'm coming, Mama." "I'm coming." "Baby!" "Oh, baby!" "Oh, ba..." "Mama!" "Baby!" "Thas the big old cat thas been chasing me all day." "Every time he gets close, he takes a great big ax and he goes wham, wham, wham, wham." "Thas what he does." "He did?" "Henry!" "There I was minding my own business and this big bully ran over me with a lawn mower." "See?" " And he got smart too." " He did?" "Stop!" "I'm in there trying to get a little sleep and you guys are out here with the blah, blah, blah!" "Hello." "Yes, this is the Lucky Seven Saturday Night Bridge Club." "Who?" "This is her." "A party?" "At my house?" "Excuse me!" "Thomas!" "Doggone cats, messing up my whole evening." "Well, might as well relax and play a little soft, soothing hot music!" "Attention." "Attention, everyone." "We interrupt this program to bring you this warning." "A ferocious lion has just escaped from the circus." "I repeat." "A ferocious lion has just escaped from the circus." "You are advised to bar your windows and doors immediately." "Don't give me away, pal." "Don't let them catch me." "If they take me back to that circus, I'll go crazy." "I can't stand that corny music." "All that crackle, crackle, crackle of them popcorn bags." "Say you'll help me get back to the jungle." "Please?" "Gee, thanks, pal!" "Thanks!" "There's just one more little thing." "I'm hungry." "Goodbye." "Goodbye, pal."