"Male announcer:" "And now, Nickelodeon and Dreamworks'" "Oh, yeah, it's freaky." "Brilliant strategy," "Drafting a local to fight for you." "Now, let's see what makes you tick." "Back off, ant." "You don't wanna tussle with all this muscle." "Ow!" "[Pained groans]" "Get away from him!" "Ooh!" "Ahh!" "[Ant screeches]" "Hey, over here." "� MVA" "Here, boy." "He's like a big pup" "[Chuckles] Who's a bitey scamp?" "[Chuckles] Ticklish." "Ticklish!" "[Chuckles]" "Tell me you got a plan, doc." "This is alien technology, Link." "It would take the brightest minds" "From the finest universities" "Decades to unravel its most basic workings." "� Monsters vs. Aliens" "So you can't fix me?" "Dear girl, don't be silly." "I was just putting my forthcoming accomplishment" "In context." "[Device hisses]" "Oh, no!" "Now I'm growing!" "Voila." "Now I simply transfer the quantonium" "Back into Susan, and once again," "The ginormica we all know and love--[Yelps]" "[Cackles] � Monsters vs. Aliens" "[Machine pulsates] Hmm." "Uh, should it be making that wo-wo-wo noise?" "I would say run!" "[Explosion]" "Oh, drat." "General Monger, I'm going to lead" "From behind on this one." "[Shrieks]" "[Grunts]" "Sorry, sir." "� Monsters vs. Aliens" "The constitution states the President" "Must make first contact with alien visitors." "Greeting aliens is in the constitution?" "The secret constitution, Article Four." "Been that way since Teddy Roosevelt." "[Door hisses, whirs]" "[Camera phone clicks]" "[Yelps]" "[Pained grunts]" "Gravity." "� MVA" "Misjudged the gravity." "Ooh!" "Ah, sorry about that." "Now, where are my notes?" "Oh, yes." "Of course." "[Clears throat]" "Take." "Me." "To." "Your." "Leader." "I'm not sure how I feel about this." "Good news, Susan." "There are still trace amounts of quantonium in your blood." "And the "good" part is?" "[Dramatic music]" "You're .00004% taller than you should be." "I'm supposed to be ginormica." ""ever-so-slightly-larger- than-normal-ica"" "Isn't going to cut it." "Buckle up, rock stars." "We just got word from Area Fifty-something." "We got another alien situation." "Where?" " At Area Fifty-something." "[Engine whines]" "[Brakes screech]" "�" "Uh, this man is our leader." "Uh, technically," "I'm just one of three branches of government." "A lot of checks and balances on my, uh" "Mr. President, your most esteemed excellency," "On behalf of the rest of the galaxy," "I want to say..." "Sorry." "Pardon?" "What?" "We feel just awful about the whole Gallaxhar kerfuffle." "[Beeping]" " This, monsters," "Very embarrassing for us." "That's why-- [Phone ringtone plays]" "Hold that thought." "[Beep]" "Kinda in the middle of something." "[Garbled chatter] Milk and beef jerky." "Okay." "I'll stop on the way home, but it'll be a while." "[Kissing] Okay, bye." "Bye." "[Clears throat] You were saying?" "You see, we feel awful" "About the Gallaxhar incident and would like to" "Is where the unidentified flying object crashed." "[Phone ringtone plays]" " Yes?" "[Garbled chatter] That's tonight?" "Well, record it and we'll watch it later." "No, don't watch it without me." "It's the finale." "You'll say something, then I'll know who won and" "[Clears throat] Gotta go." "Bye." "[Mumbling] Gallaxhar." " Continue." "Y-yes." "We would like to" "[Phone ringtone plays]" " Ugh." "There's no peace and quiet when you're commander-in-chief." "Monsters vs. Aliens." "Right here on the table?" "Perhaps a little alien technology will help." "[Chuckles]" "No signal?" "Nice." "If cutting off all communication" "Is the only way for us to commence" "Intergalactic diplomacy, I say, "so be it."" "Alien technology." "I like it, Mr., uh" "Coverton." "[Joints crack]" "Area Fifty-something, do you copy?" "Frequency's all jammed." " I don't like this." "In Australia, Bob." "And I don't like ham salad." "As I was saying, I'm here to build bridges." "Or, uh, rebuild them, as the case may be." "Sweet molasses!" "So let me get this straight, Mr. Coverton." "You don't wanna flambe our cities, harvest our organs," "And/or turn us into a mindless zombie work force?" "Not until I know you better." "[Cackles]" "[Shrieks]" "Kidding." "[Chuckles]" "So it's not unidentified." "I so got you." "[Chuckles] You did, you cut up." "The uggies always make up for it in personality, don't they?" "But seriously, Mr. President," "I feel like I already know you so well." "In fact, I have a gift just for you." "[Air hisses]" "[Yelps]" "My bio-thermal scanners" "Have located what could be an alien." "Technically Australian." "Definitely an alien." "And it's--sweet tooth!" "The President!" " What?" "He's trapped in some sort of devious alien device." "Ham salad." "I'm getting something on the parabolic mic." "[High-pitched shriek]" "Uh, I don't think that's the President." "Sounds like a little girl." "[High-pitched shriek]" "Yes, Bob, you're totally right." "No, Bob, that's our President." "Link, we are going in hot!" "[High-pitched laughing]" "I love this thing!" "Everybody loves a fun bubble." "I'm not wild about it." "Oh, please, general." "Your leader is" "About to be rescued by Team Monster!" "Monsters, no!" "It's easier than explaining." "[Screams]" "Whee!" "Whoo!" "Yeah!" "Everybody rumba!" "[Explosion]" "Monsters, stand down!" "Ignore the general." "He's obviously under the alien fiend's" "Mind control." "[Yelps]" "[Groans]" "[Breath spray spritzes]" "This is for Earth's most-dominant species." "[Light slap] - yeah, humankind!" "Whoo!" "Actually, I was thinking of cockroaches," "But whatever. [ Light slap]" "We got you, Mr. President." "[Screams]" "Oof!" "[Groans]" "Did you..." "Change your hair?" "Mr. President, you're safe now." "Monsters, I don't need to tell you how bad things got" "Monsters have the situation under control." "[Laughs] Wwhoo!" "[Groans]" " Right?" "[Kisses]" "What were you monsters thinking?" "I wasn't." "No brain!" "We saw an alien." "In all probability, evil." "So you just run in and give the ol' one two?" "Yep!" "When it comes to aliens," "The ol' one two is always the answer." "The last time aliens set foot on earth." "That's what Link says." "Right, buddy?" "Yeah, I might have said something like that." "But what about the cylinder" "That slurped up all my quantonium?" "Sounds like a stray Balgarbian probe." "They're always leaving those about the galaxy." "So it wasn't one of yours?" "[Scoffs] Of course not." "[Warbling tone]" "Simple coincidence." "Indeed, Mr. President." "Mr. President, I feel unsafe with these monsters around." "Maybe I'll come back when you're ready, in a..." "Century or two." "But--but I won't be President then!" "What if I got rid of the monsters?" "All:" "What?" "You mean kicked them to the curb?" "They're out of here." "[All gasp]" "They are so fired." "Mr. President, you can't do that!" "� MVA" "The Golden Gate Bridge" "Just did." "I decided." "I'm the decider-er." "So it's decider-ed." "It's aliens in and monsters out." "Yay!" "Wait, Boo?" "Boo!" "Please, general." "Maybe you could get the President to reconsider." "Are they still here?" "Sustained catastrophic structural damage." "Hi, Mr. President!" "So, what do we do now?" "I kinda have a limited skill set." "Mr. President," "Welcome to the power center of this ship." "But please, whatever you do, don't touch anything." "These instruments are very-- [Loud beep]" "No" " I touched." "Is that a problem?" "What in blue blazes?" "Bridge?" "Dr. Cockroach, I'm talking about" "Oh, dear." "[Yelps]" "[Groans]" "He activated the self-defense mode!" "Flee!" "Flee for your life!" "[Lasers blasting]" "What do we do now?" "We're monsters without a cause." "Yes, we do seem fairly pointless." "You want pointless?" "I'm not even sure I qualify as a monster anymore." "My approval ratings." "I'm not pointless, but I kinda wish I was." "[Explosion]" "What was that?" " Give you one guess." "Go, go!" "The President is trapped in there." "Uh-oh." "[Battle cry]" "Do something!" "It's your dag-burned spaceship!" "Yes, yes, I'm working on it." "Fleeing like a ninny" "Mr. President, the self-defense mode" "Can be deactivated with a simple code." "Gotcha." "Hit me with that code." "The first letter is Zrub." "Zrub?" "It's the one that looks a bit" "Like an upside-down ice cream cone that's on fire." "Uh, how about one that's sort of" "A three-legged wolverine with a bagpipe?" "No, that's quav--aah!" "Hurt my "tough on extraterrestrials" image." "So, bad news." "Your president is apparently, um, doomed." "Which I suppose means you'll be in the market" "For a new world leader." "Negatory!" "The President will be rescued." "All I need are-- - monsters." "[Strained groans]" "Reporting for duty." "And me!" "Monster on the, uh, inside." "Also, the wet pants didn't help." "Bob, show them why you're indestructible." "Indestruct-o-ball." "Good idea!" "My turn." "Hop in." "[Whistles]" "They have no idea what they're doing." "They could make things worse!" " [Screams]" "Then you better get in there and show 'em what for." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no." "So, I need you to stop these aliens--hard." "My people do not "get in there."" "We stand on the sidelines and make scathing quips." "Get in there!" "[Groans]" "Hey, look who decided to join us." "It's your ship." "Feel free to lead the way." "I'm here strictly in an advisory role." "Now, the first wave of defense will be" "Agh!" "Yes, those." "[Hydraulics hiss]" "Mr. President, you can count on team monster." "Hey!" " This is fun!" "Whee!" "Whoa!" "Ooh!" "[Laughs]" "The alien technology failed to anticipate" "[Groans]" "My cockroach ability-- [Grunts]" "To withstand-- [Grunts]" "The worst of-- [Grunts]" "[Screams]" "[Heroic music]" "Going--going-- going great in there." "Going--lotsa laughs." "Going good." "[Grunts]" "Follow me." " Now careful." "The next chamber will prove much more difficult." "Difficult for you, funky feet," "But Link's on this like butter on bread." "Ugh!" "That's an immobilizer ray." "Yeah, thanks." "I get that now." "� MVA" "�" "[Yelps]" "[Groans]" " Sorry." "Immobilizer ray." "[Groans]" "[All scream]" "It's hopeless." "We'll never make it to the President." "Oh." "So what say we give up, hmm?" "Listen, I've been dying to try a special Earth beverage." "[Engine whirring]" "Uh, "leemonade" I believe it's called." "Is it good?" "Hmm?" "Susan, I have an idea." "At least, I think it's an idea." "Give it to me, Bob." "The idea?" "Oh, right!" "Let the ray hit me and then use me as a shield." "Bob, that's brilliant." "Okay, get ready to roll." " Ready!" "�" "[Laughs] That tickles." "Thanks, Bob." " No problem." "Yep, feeling pretty immobile now." "Whoa!" "[Sighs]" "[Both groan]" "Hey, guys, you're here too!" "[Groans]" "The President should be behind" "This door." "[Engine whines]" " [gasps]" "Hey, that's like the thing that zapped me!" " Oh, let's not waste our time bickering." "We have a President to save!" "See, there he is." " Coverton, thank goodness you're here." "And you too..." "Uh, I wanna say Sarah?" " Susan." " Don't step on the floor!" "It's pressure sensitive." "It's virtually indestructible." "440 00:18:30,743 -- 00:18:33,844" " Mr. President, your approval rating is dropping." "�" " [high-pitched shriek] [glass cracks]" "Oh, clever." "Well played, Sarah." " [annoyed] Yes, sir." " Carefully, Mr. President." "Climb onto my lap." " [grunting]" "Whoa!" "� MVA" " Aah!" "Oh, Kralnaz." " Tell me, on your planet," ""Oh, Kralnaz" means something good." " No." "It means the ship is leaking hyperion," "And when it blows, it will destroy half the world." " Oh, Kralnaz." " Hold on." "Which half of the world, huh?" "[glass shatters]" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "[Device trilling]" "[hissing] [explosion]" " Duck and cover!" "[massive explosion]" " Whoo!" "That was awesome." "Did you see that, Susan?" "Susan?" "Hey, where's Susan?" " I'm afraid that Susan is..." "Gone." "These are the smallest aliens I've ever seen!" " Really?" "I hope she went someplace nice." " I'm sure she has, buddy." " [grunts]" " Whoa." "All:" "Susan!" " Once again, monsters save the world." " Please, half the world." " Fascinating." "Apparently, the quantonium left in Ginormica's system" "Absorbed the explosive Hyperion energy" "Not aliens, Bob." "And reactivated her powers." "And it did more than that." "Susan, think small thoughts." " Small thoughts?" "Okay." "Snowflakes, ladybugs," "Those itty-bitty hot dog hors d'oeuvres." " Cool." " Well, I'll be." " Check me out." "I can totally control my ginorma-sizing." " All right, Susan." "Those are Myrmecia Desertorum," "That's really-- aah!" " Sorry, Bob." "Okay, maybe not totally totally control." " No problem!" " Monsters, for your performance in saving me and the world," "But mostly me," "I'm officially welcoming you back" "To Area Fifty-something." "[all cheer]" " Yeah!" " Boo!" "� Monsters vs. Aliens" "Commonly known as "bull ants." - ah." "No, wait." "Yay!" "Right?" " It's gonna be great having you work" "Alongside my new BFF, Coverton." " What?" "An alien is staying here?" " I know." "I'm so jealous." " Oh, Mr. President." "Were I to go to Washington with you," "We'd just waste all our time giggling and gossiping." "Point is, from now on," "Then these are the biggest ants I've ever seen!" "You guys are all one big, happy family." " [forced] That's..." "Awesome." " Super..." "Awesome." "[phone ringtone plays]" " Hello?" "[garbled chatter] I'm leaving right now." "[joints crack]" " Unfortunately, my coverlord," "Our plan to neutralize Ginormica failed." "But I have the full trust of the President." "And even better, I have been placed" "Indeed, but we're not here for ants." "In the earthlings' most secret base." "[knocking]" " Hurry up in there!" "Mother nature's calling me with a bullhorn!" " Gotta run." "Coverton out." "[toilet flushes]" "Sorry, your earth commodes are so confusing." "We're here to investigate" "This mysterious object from the stars." "Okay, let's get this over with." "Where do I give 'em the ol' one two?" "Whoa, Link, I'm not sure" ""the ol' one two" is the answer here." "Susan, when it comes to aliens," "� it's Us vs. Them" "The ol' one two is always the answer." "It doesn't seem to be doing anything weird" "[Electronic beeping] Whoa!" "Okay, that felt weird-- and wrong." "[Device hisses]" "Really wrong!" "Susan, it's absorbing your quantonium." "No!" "[Shudders]" "Susan, you look different." "� Foe vs. Friend" "You changed your hair." "Bob, she's-- just take a look." "She's small." "Whoa!" "That all you brought?" "You're on Earth, baby." "Link's hizzy." "You gotta bring more than..." "[Ant screeches]" "That." "[Ant roars]" "Wait, wait, that is the biggest ant I've ever seen." "I don't suppose you could talk to it." "� Brain vs. B.O.B." "Sorry, I don't speak ant." "[Ant growls and screeches]" "Sweet mama monger!" "Look at the size of that thing." "[High-pitched shriek]" "He did it." "Mr. President?" "Well, I thought you were in Washington." "I was, but with the whole alien situation" "I thought I should be here, underground, safe." "� it's a super-freaky job" "We are safe, right?" "General Monger, sir." "We've got another unidentified flying object" "And it's coming right at us!" "[High-pitched shriek]" "Totally him again." "Get it together, man." "[Ant screeches] - [Yelps]" "Whoa!" "Can this guy dance or what?" "[Yelping]" "Coming through." "[Ant screeches]"