"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)" "(BELL TOLLING)" "(STOMACH GROWLING)" "(SLURPS)" "(STOMACH GROWLING)" "(YELPS)" "(STOMACHS GROWLING)" "(BELL TOLLING)" "KID 1:" "Come on, everybody." "(KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)" "I want a Wonka bar." "(KIDS CHEERING)" "♪ Who can take a sunrise" "♪ Sprinkle it with dew" "♪ Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?" "♪ The candy man" "♪ The candy man can" "♪ The candy man can 'Cause he mixes it with love" "♪ And makes the world tastes good" "♪ Who can take a rainbow" "♪ Wrap it in a sigh" "♪ Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry lemon pie?" "KIDS:" "The candy man?" "♪ The candy man" "♪ The candy man can" "♪ The candy man can 'Cause he mixes it with love" "♪ And makes the world taste good" "KIDS:" "Me!" "Me!" "♪ Willy Wonka makes everything he bakes" "♪ Satisfying and delicious" "♪ Talk about your childhood wishes" "♪ You can even eat the dishes" "(YELPS)" "♪ Who can take tomorrow Dip it in a dream" "♪ Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream?" "♪ The candy man" "KIDS:" "♪ Willy Wonka can" "♪ The candy man can" "♪ The candy man can 'Cause he mixes it with love" "♪ And makes the world taste good" "♪ And the world tastes good" "♪ Cause the candy man thinks it should ♪" "(CONCERTINA PLAYING)" "(CLANGS)" "(SLURPS)" "MAN:" "Thank you, Charlie." "Say "hi" to Grandpa Joe for me." "Hey!" "Are..." "Are you okay?" "Sorry, but I had to do that." "I couldn't let you eat that poor mouse." "Things can't be that bad, can they?" " (STOMACHS GROWLING)" " Wow." "Sounds like you guys haven't eaten in days." "You know, I bought these for my family, but you're welcome to have one." "(CHUCKLES) Glad you liked it." "Well, thanks, I appreciate it." "It's okay." "You don't have to pay me back." "I'm Charlie." "Charlie Bucket." "Tom and Jerry." "(CHUCKLES) Pleased to meet you." "Wow." "Look at all that candy." "And every bit of it made by the great Mr. Willy Wonka himself." "It's the most incredible candy anyone can imagine." "And if I keep saving up," "I'll be able to afford a real Wonka bar." "Someday, maybe for my birthday." "Oh, well, who needs a Wonka Bar anyway?" "Nice meeting you, Tom and Jerry." "Charlie's late tonight." "He works too hard for a boy his age." "He needs more time to play." "With none of you out of bed in 20 years, it takes a lot to keep us all going." "One day, I'm gonna get out of this bed and help him." "MRS. BUCKET:" "Oh, Dad, you've been saying that for years." "Hi, Mom." "Wake up everyone." "Charlie's home." "Hi, Grandpa George, Grandma Georgina." "Hi, Grandma Josephine." "Grandpa Joe." "Cabbage soup?" "Is that your supper, Grandpa?" "Well, it's everyone's supper, Charlie." "I'm tired of cabbage water." "Tonight, we're gonna have a real banquet." "Look." "(GASPS) Charlie, where did you get this?" "I bought it with my salary." "I had two of them, but I gave one to some new friends." "That was very generous of you, Charlie." "Well, I just hope these new friends of yours appreciate it." "(ACCORDION PLAYING)" "MAN:" "Wonka bar for a deserving boy?" "WOMAN:" "Panhandlers." "MAN:" "No thanks." "(BELLS JINGLING)" "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "(CRICKETS CHIRPING)" "Last one. (GRUNTS)" "(SCREAMS)" "(SPITS)" "(THUDS)" "(WHISPERS)" "And that makes 5,000 boxes of Wonka bars delivered early." "I bet there's a big bonus in that for me." "Now, was that just Wonka bars?" "Or were there Scrumdidilyumptious, too?" "Huh?" "What gives?" "I knows I delivered that box." "(LAUGHS) Must've have left it on the truck." "(DOORKNOB RATTLING)" "I don't get it." "It's got to be somewhere." "(HORN HONKING)" "GRANDPA JOE:" "You see, Charlie, no one's seen Mr. Wonka since he locked himself in his own factory years and years ago." "But he still keeps putting out the most delicious, the most incredible candy anyone can imagine." "But, Grandpa, why did Mr. Wonka lock himself up in his own factory?" "Because of Slugworth." "Slugworth wanted to steal all his recipes, every last one." "Oh, that Slugworth." "He was the worst." "And it was on that fateful day that Wonka closed the gates of the factory." "And since then, no one ever comes out." "And no one ever comes in." "(KNOCK ON DOOR)" "I got it." "Tom?" "Hey, Grandpa, this is Tom and..." "Where's Jerry?" "(SNAPS FINGERS)" "Shh!" "Uh..." "What's in the box, guys?" "What are we waiting for?" "Let's eat." "Grandpa, did you ever see so many?" "But, how did you..." "I mean, how did you guys ever buy so many?" "Uh..." "You guys didn't buy these, did you?" "GRANDPA JOE:" "I don't think they did buy them, Charlie." "I'm sorry, guys, but these don't belong to us." "(SIGHS) They have to go back." "(ROOSTER CROWING)" "Oh, I gotcha, you rotten candy thief." "(GRUNTS)" "(YELLS) I'll get you!" "Nobody gives Spike the slip." " (GLASS SHATTERS) - (SPIKE GROANS)" " (JERRY WHISTLES)" " Huh?" "Who put out the lights?" "Whoa!" "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS)" "I'll get you, you lousy candy thieves!" "MAN: ♪ Who can take a sunrise Sprinkle it with dew" "♪ Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two?" "♪ The candy man" "♪ The candy man can ♪" "MR. TURKENTINE:" "Charlie Bucket." "Yes, Mr. Turkentine." "I shall need an assistant." "Come up here." "Now, mix together in the way that only I know how these extremely dangerous liquids make the world's finest wart remover." "Pour 'em in, Charlie." " (EXPLODES)" " STUDENTS:" "Whoa!" "(STUDENTS CHEERING)" "KID:" "Did you see that?" " CHARLIE:" "Did I do it wrong?" " (COUGHS) Not at all." " This is for very large warts." " (KNOCK ON DOOR)" "What's going on out there?" "Willy Wonka is opening up his factory." "We just heard." "He's giving away tons of free chocolate." "Free chocolate?" "But it's only for five people." "He's hidden five golden tickets, and whoever finds them, wins a lifetime supply of chocolate." "Golden tickets, eh?" "Where has he hidden them?" "Inside five Wonka bars." "You gotta buy Wonka bars to find the tickets." "Class dismissed." "(KIDS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)" "(KNOCKING ON WINDOW)" "Tom, Jerry, did you hear that?" "Boy, if only I had some Wonka bars." "(CHALK SQUEAKING)" "Hey, it's a Wonka box." "There must be a hundred Wonka bars in there." "Good work, guys." "We're sure to find a golden... (SIGHS)" "Sorry, but those Wonka bars don't belong to us." "REPORTER: (ON TV) It's official." "Wonkamania has descended on the globe." "Hidden among countless billions of Wonka bars are five golden tickets, and the people who find them will win the most fabulous prize anyone could wish for." "Do you think I've got a chance to find one?" "One?" "I'll bet you find all five." "No!" "It's not right, guys." "Wait, this just in." "The first golden ticket has been found." "We go live to Dusselheim, Germany, to meet the lucky winner, Augustus Gloop." "I'm here with Augustus Gloop, the pride of Dusselheim." "Augustus, how does it make you feel to be the first golden ticket winner?" "Hungry." "This is gonna cost Wonka a fortune in chocolate." "Mrs. Gloop, you must be so proud." "Of course." "Augustus loves to eat chocolate." "It was only a matter of time before he found" " a golden ticket." " (WHISPERS)" "(SIGHS) One down, four to go." "Don't worry, Charlie." "You'll find that golden ticket." "Huh?" "VERUCA:" "Where's my golden ticket, Daddy?" "Why haven't they found it yet?" "Veruca, angel, they've been working for ten straight days." "Then make 'em work nights!" "I want my golden ticket!" "Sweetheart, there are only four tickets left in the world, and the whole world's searching for them." "Mr. Salt, I've got it!" "I've found it!" "(GASPS) Give it to me, I want it." "I did it." "I found it." "I found the golden ticket!" "(WHISPERS)" "Anxiety runs high as the world enters its 43rd day in the hunt for golden tickets." "But today, the small town of Miles City, Montana, had reason to cheer." "I'm here with the winner of the third golden ticket," "Ms. Violet Beauregarde, who..." "Hi, friends, Sam Beauregarde here with all today's great giveaway bargains." "The finest values in the entire country." "Can it, Dad." "They don't care about you." "Hi, everyone." "Violet Beauregarde here, and I found a golden ticket." "How do you like that?" "MAN:" "Tell us how it happened, Violet." "VIOLET:" "Well, normally I'm a gum chewer." "I've been chewing this piece for eight solid weeks." "When I heard about this Wonka thing," "I switched to chocolate." "But then, I went straight back to gum." "If I could just jump in here, these deals are going fast, folks." " (WHISPERS)" " So, come on down while they last." "That's right, folks, there's only one golden ticket still out there." "'Cause right here in Marble Falls, Arizona, is lucky winner number four." "Mike Teevee." "Mike, can we talk to you for a second?" "Quiet." "I'm trying to watch the show." "He won't talk until the commercial break." "Mike loves TV." "I serve all his meals right here." "What about that golden ticket, Mike?" "Bang!" "Got you." "Relax, it's just a cap gun." "Isn't he the cutest thing?" "(WHISPERS)" " Only one golden ticket left." " Don't worry, Charlie." "You've got as much chance of finding that golden ticket as anyone." "It's okay." "I'm happy with the great scarf I got for my birthday." "There's one more present for you, Charlie." "A Wonka bar?" "Where did you get it?" "I've been saving up." "When I had enough, Tom and Jerry went to the store, so I wouldn't have to get out of bed." "They bought the last Wonka bar in town." "Open her up, Charlie." "Show us that golden ticket." "You open it, Grandpa." "I'm too nervous." "Okay." "Here goes." "You know, I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible." "REPORTER:" "Wonka bars are vanishing fast." "Local merchants, unable to meet the demand, close early." "The nation's dwindling supply of Wonka bars is held under the tightest security." "It won't be long before finding a Wonka bar is impossible." "Wait!" "It's over, it's all over." "The fifth and final golden ticket has been found." "The lucky winner is millionaire industrialist" "Alberto Minoleta of Paraguay, who had this comment." "I've never been happier." "Ole." "Turn it off." "Poor Charlie." "Little boy's gotta have some hope in this world." "What hope's he got left now?" "We shouldn't tell Charlie tonight." "GRANDPA JOE:" "Yeah, let the boy sleep." "Let him dream." "(BOTH SNIFF)" " (SIGHS) - (BOTTLE CLATTERING)" "(GASPS)" "Oh." "These must've gotten hidden away during the contest." "Oh, well, at least I can restock." "(GASPS)" "(GRUNTS)" "One Wonka bar it is." "(REGISTER DINGS)" "Wait till Grandpa Joe sees this." "We're gonna have a feast." "(PEOPLE SHOUTING)" "We repeat, the fifth golden ticket is a forgery." "Alberto Minoleta of Paraguay has just been taken into custody by the police." "Ay caramba." "Which means there is still one golden ticket out there." "(GASPS)" "(LAUGHS)" "(GASPS) Look!" "Look!" "The kid found the golden ticket!" "MAN:" "The golden ticket!" "(ALL SHOUTING)" "MAN:" "Is this real?" "Is that the real one?" " No, it mustn't be." " Yes!" "It must be!" "MAN 2:" "No, I wanna see it." "(GRUNTS)" "WOMAN:" "I wanna see the ticket." "MAN:" "Run straight home, Charlie." "Don't stop." "(PANTING)" "(GASPS)" "Congratulations, little boy." "You found the last golden ticket." "May I introduce myself?" "Arthur Slugworth, president of Slugworth Chocolates Incorporated." "Mr. Wonka is my sworn enemy." "He is currently developing an incredible invention, the everlasting gobstopper." "If he's successful, he'll bankrupt me." "So I need your help." "You must get a hold of an everlasting gobstopper and bring it to me, so I can find the secret formula." "If you do as I say, you'll be rich." "A new house for your family." "Plenty of food and security for the rest of their lives." "Huh?" "♪ I want it all" "♪ I want his whole world" "♪ All that I need is one kid to betray him" "♪ At last I'll repay him and how" "♪ I want what's Wonka's" "♪ I want his secrets" "♪ Scrumdidilyumptious" "♪ And Wonka so scrumptious" "♪ Gobstoppers or go bust Give it to me" "♪ Now!" "♪ I want it all" "♪ I want the whole world" "♪ I want to lock it all up in my pocket" "♪ It's my ball of chocolate" "♪ Give it to me" "♪ Now!" "♪ I want today" "♪ I want tomorrow" "♪ I want to wear them I will if I dare" "♪ And I don't want to share them!" "♪ I want to party with rooms full of laughter" "♪ Ten thousand fans adore me" "♪ And if I don't get the things I am after" "♪ I'm going to scream" "(SCREAMS)" "♪ I want the works" "♪ I want the whole works" "♪ The world on my plate" "♪ It isn't too late to seal Wonka's fate" "♪ And now" "♪ Don't care how I want it now" "CHARLIE:" "Look, everyone." "The fifth golden ticket is mine!" "You're kidding, Charlie." "They're all gone." "Read it, Grandpa." ""Greetings to the finder of this golden ticket from Mr. Willy Wonka."" ""Bring this ticket to my factory" ""at 10:00 in the morning on October the first" ""and do not be late." ""One member of your own family may accompany you." ""A day of unimaginable surprises awaits you both."" "Charlie, it's real!" "You did it!" "Grandpa, it says I can take someone along." "I want you to come with me." "Jumpin' crocodiles, Charlie." "(CHARLIE GRUNTS)" "(BOTH GRUNT)" "Ah." "That's good." "Whoa." "Whoa!" "(THUDS)" "(GRUNTS)" "(GRUNTS)" "Are you okay, Grandpa?" "Oh, yeah." "I'm fine, Charlie." "I'm fine." "Look at me." "♪ I never thought my life could be" "♪ Anything but catastrophe" "♪ But suddenly I begin to see" "♪ A bit of good luck for me" "♪ Cause I've got a golden ticket" "♪ I've got a golden twinkle" "♪ In my eye" "♪ I never had a chance to shine" "♪ Never a happy song to sing" "♪ But suddenly half the world is mine" "♪ What an amazing thing" "♪ Cause I've got a golden ticket" "It's ours, Charlie!" "♪ I've got a golden sun up in the sky" "Slippers, Charlie." "♪ I never thought I'd see the day" "♪ When I would face the world and say, "Good morning"" "♪ Look at the sun" "♪ I never thought that I would be" "♪ Slapping the lap of luxury" "♪ 'Cause I have said" " ♪ It couldn't be done" " Oh!" "GRANDPA JOE:" "♪ But it can be done" "Oh!" "The cane, Charlie." "(GROANING)" "(TOM YOWLING)" "(GRANDPA JOE CHUCKLES)" "Here I go!" "Watch my speed" "(GRANDPA JOE GRUNTING)" "♪ I never dreamed that I would climb" "♪ Over the moon in ecstasy" "♪ But nevertheless it's there that I'm surely about to be" "♪ Cause I've got a golden ticket" "♪ I got a golden chance to make my way" "♪ And with a golden ticket it's a golden day" "♪ Good morning Look at the sun" "♪ 'Cause I have said it couldn't be done" "♪ But it can be done" "♪ I never dreamed that I would climb" "♪ Over the moon in ecstasy" "♪ But nevertheless it's there that I'm surely about to be" "♪ 'Cause I've got a golden ticket" "BOTH:" "♪ I've got a golden ticket" "♪ I've got a golden chance to make my way" "♪ And with a golden ticket it's a golden day ♪" "October first." "(GASPS) That's tomorrow!" "Grandpa, there's something else." "On the way home, I ran into Mr. Slugworth." "(BELL TOLLING)" "CHARLIE:" "Time to go, Grandpa Joe." "Don't forget the ticket." "I've got it right here." "I can't believe we're really gonna meet Mr. Willy Wonka." "GRANDPA JOE:" "I can't either, Charlie." "Good luck!" "Oh, I'm gonna be late for work." "Bye." "In just ten minutes, at 10:00 a.m., the legendary Willy Wonka will open his factory doors for the five lucky ticket winners." "The anticipation is palpable." "(SNORING)" "(YAWNS)" "(YAWNS)" "(SNORING)" "(TICKING)" "(GULPS)" "(CONTINUES SNORING)" "(ALARM CLOCK RINGING)" "(GLASS SHATTERS)" "Hey, Ma, we're on TV." "Look at me, I'm a star!" "Hey, friends, Sam Beauregarde here." "If you're looking for bargains, don't forget to visit the biggest car dealership..." "Cut it out, Dad." "This is my show." "Hi, everyone!" "Still chewing." "Week 10 and counting." "Check out this stretch." "I'm going in before anyone else." "I want to be the first." "Yes, angel, of course." "Augustus, wait until we get inside." "(HORN HONKING)" "Grandpa, I can't believe we're actually going inside." "And we're gonna meet Mr. Willy Wonka himself." "(BELL TOLLING)" "(PEOPLE MURMURING)" "WOMAN:" "It's time now." "WOMAN 2:" "What's that?" "(MURMURING CONTINUES)" "WOMAN:" "What's taking so long?" "(ALL CHEERING)" "WOMAN:" "So glorious." "Oh, dear." "MAN:" "Is he all right?" "(ALL MURMURING)" "MAN:" "Some type of illness, maybe." "(PEOPLE WHISPERING)" "MAN:" "Should we help him?" "(ALL CHEERING)" "Thank you!" "Welcome, my friends!" "Welcome." "Today is going to be such an exciting day." "But first, may I see your golden tickets, please?" "I'm Veruca Salt." "A pleasure, Veruca." "And how pretty you look in that mink coat." "It's expensive." "And I have lots more at home." "Wonderful." "And Mr. Salt, would you please step this way." "Huh?" "Oh!" "Augustus Gloop." "Good to see you, Augustus." "You're looking healthy, and Mrs. Gloop, this way please." "Violet Beauregarde." "Darling child, welcome to my chocolate factory." "Got any gum here?" "(WONKA CHUCKLES)" "Delightful, delightful!" "Just over here, please." "(GASPS) Oh!" "It was right here." "(GRUNTING)" "It's gotta be here somewhere." "I know I had that ticket." "Where could I have put it?" "I know I had it when I left the house." "The name's Mike Teevee." "Bang!" "Gotcha!" "Wonderful to meet you, Mike." "Ooh." "Where's that ticket?" "Charlie..." "Oh..." "Oh." "And, Mrs. Teevee, what an adorable little boy." "This way, please." " Charlie Bucket." " Well, well, Charlie Bucket." "I read all about you." "So happy to meet you." " And this is my Grandpa Joe." " A pleasure, sir." "A joy, a delight." "Are we ready?" " Good, in we go, everyone." " (ALL CHEERING)" "This way, please." "Hurry, please." "We have so much time and so little to see." "Wait, strike that." "Reverse it." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" " SPIKE: (CHUCKLES) Who is it?" " Open the gate, you fool." "Just trying to be careful, boss." "Everything is going according to plan." "Charlie Bucket and the other children suspect nothing." " (GASPS)" " By the end of the day," "Charlie Bucket will get exactly what's coming to him." "And then this chocolate factory will have a new owner." "(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)" "(SPIKE LAUGHS)" "Enough." "Lock the gate." "(SPIKE CLEARS THROAT)" "That's it." "I'm gonna get you candy thieves if it's the last thing I..." "Ha!" "Come back here, you!" " (GROWLS) - (YOWLS)" "Gotcha!" "(SPIKE SCREAMING)" "Oh!" "My eyes." "(SLURPS) That is delicious." "Oh, this won't end well." "(SPIKE GROANING)" "It's more than I was expecting." "(LOUD FOOTSTEPS)" "VOICE:" "Who dares trespass into my candy factory?" "Don't you know it's dangerous down here?" "Good thing I was able to shut everything down." "I'm Tuffy." "I'm an Oompa Loompa." "Intern." "You mean you never heard of Oompa Loompas?" "Why, they only run Wonka's entire candy operation." "Mr. Wonka brought them here years ago from a strange and dangerous land." "They do the work, and he gives them a nice, safe place to live." "I wanted to be an Oompa Loompa, more than anything." "But I didn't meet the height requirement." "But if I keep trying as hard as I can," "I know I'll be accepted as an Oompa Loompa someday." "Say, what are you guys doing here, anyway?" "Wow!" "Your friend found a golden ticket?" "Then he must be on the tour right now!" "Slugworth?" "Here in the factory?" "Oh, he's up to no good, that's for sure." "We'd better warn Mr. Wonka." "If we go through here, we can catch up with the tour." "I know it looks weird, but it's totally safe." "Trust me, fellas, I know everything about this factory." "Huh." "I actually didn't know about this." "(TUFFY SCREAMS)" "Relax, fellas." "I got you here, didn't I?" "Feast your eyes on the chocolate room." "This is the nerve center of" "Willy Wonka's entire operation." "Everything here is edible." "Eatable." "I mean, you can eat it." "(MUNCHING)" "(SLURPS)" "It's the tour." "I figured they'd come through here." "We better lay low." "Mr. Wonka's not too crazy about cats." "Hold your breath." "Make a wish." "Count to three." "♪ Come with me" "♪ And you'll be" "♪ In a world of pure imagination" "♪ Take a look and you'll see" "♪ Into your imagination" "♪ We'll begin with a spin" "♪ Traveling in the world of my creation" "♪ What we'll see will defy" "♪ Explanation" "(YOWLING)" "♪ If you want to view paradise" "♪ Simply look around and view it" "♪ Anything you want to, do it" "♪ Want to change the world" "Ow!" "♪ There's nothing to it" " (ALL EXCLAIMS)" " Come on, Grandpa." "(SLURPS)" " (BOTH GASP)" " TUFFY:" "Jerry, come back." "♪ There is no life I know" "♪ To compare with pure imagination" "♪ Living there, you'll be free" "♪ If you truly wish to be" "(GASPS)" "♪ If you want to view paradise" "♪ Simply look around and view it" "♪ Anything you want to, do it" "♪ Want to change the world" "♪ There's nothing to it" "♪ There is no life I know" "♪ To compare with pure imagination" "♪ Living there" "♪ You'll be free" "♪ If you truly" "♪ Wish to be ♪" "You guys wait here." "I'm gonna go warn Mr. Wonka about Slugworth." "Maybe he'll even make me an official Oompa Loompa." "(SLURPING)" "Augustus, no!" "Please, dear boy, don't do that." "My chocolate river must never be touched by human hands." "(GROANS)" "Help!" "Help!" "My chocolate!" "My poor, sweet, beautiful chocolate." "AUGUSTUS:" "Help me!" " Help!" " Grab hold!" "Don't just stand there, do something." " Help!" " When he floats around to this side," "Tom can dive in and save him." "AUGUSTUS:" "Help me!" "Get me out of here." "(GASPS)" "What do you mean you can't swim?" "(AUGUSTUS SCREAMING)" "Don't just stand there, do something!" "Oh, it's too late." "The suction's got him." "(GASPS)" " Grab hold!" " (ALL GASP)" "Where is my Augustus?" "Oh, just watch the pipe." "(GRUNTING)" "So, what happens now?" "Oh, the pressure will build up and shoot him out like a bullet." "(SCREAMING)" "(FLUTE PLAYING)" "Take Mrs. Gloop straight to the fudge room." "But hurry, before the child gets poured into the boiler." "How could you let this happen?" "I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing." "Thank you." "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee doo" "♪ I've got a perfect puzzle for you" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadah dee" "♪ If you are wise You'll listen to me" "♪ What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?" "♪ Eating as much as an elephant eats" "♪ What are you at getting terribly fat?" "♪ What do you think will come of that?" "♪ I don't like the look of it" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee dah" "♪ If you're not greedy You will go far" "♪ You will live in happiness, too" "♪ Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee doo ♪" "What kind of outfit you running here, Wonka?" "Mesdames et messieurs, prepare to embark, s'il vous plait." "Embark?" "Embark on what?" "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "All aboard." "(GASPS)" "Whoa!" "Good thing I taught myself to breathe under chocolate using sippie straws." "You sure this thing is safe, Wonka?" "Safe-ish would be more accurate." "Step aboard, please." "Grandpa, I thought I saw Tom and Jerry over by the river." "Tom and Jerry?" "No, you must be imagining things, Charlie." "(RINGING)" "Come on, guys." "We still have to warn Mr. Wonka about Slugworth." "You will tell Wonka nothing, small mouse." "Slugworth!" "It seems the three of you have become a danger to my master plan." "And so, you must be taken care of." "Gotcha, candy thief." "Thought I was diced up and attractively packaged?" "Well, guess again." "(GROWLING)" "If you want Mr. Wonka's candy, come and get it!" "(YELLS) I'm blinded by sweetness!" "(GROANING)" "(GROANS) No, what is..." "Watch out!" " (SCREAMING) - (SPLASHING)" "(GASPS)" "(GROANING)" "Looks like the suction's got 'em." "(GROANING) This is going to hurt!" "(GRUNTING)" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "That won't stop Slugworth for long." "Good thing I always keep a spare boat by the river." "(PLAYS FLUTE)" "Hop on." "The ride might get a little rough." "What's that?" "Go faster?" "Okay." "♪ There's no earthly way of knowing" "♪ Which direction we are going" "♪ There's no knowing where we're rowing" "♪ Or which way the river's flowing" "♪ Is it raining?" "♪ Is it snowing?" "♪ Is a hurricane a-blowing?" "♪ Not a speck of light is showing" "♪ So the danger must be growing" "♪ Are the fires of hell a-glowing?" "♪ Is the grisly reaper mowing?" "♪ Yes" "♪ The danger must be growing" "♪ For the rowers keep on rowing" "♪ And they're certainly not showing" "♪ Any signs that they are slowing ♪" "(SCREAMING)" "Here we are, fellas." "Willy Wonka's fabulous invention room." "I know it looks a mess, but this is where Mr. Wonka creates all his amazing inventions." "Including this here sticky-looking wallpaper." "It's sticky as all get-out, but it's pretty tasty." "(SLURPS)" "Mmm." "Banana." "No, don't, please!" "I'm sorry but this is the most top-secret device in my factory." "Old Slugworth would give anything to get his hands on this." " What's it do?" " Well..." "If you really wanna know." "(BEEPING)" "Stretch your tail out, Jerry." "I'll try to pull you free." "(GRUNTS)" "What is it?" "It's an everlasting gobstopper." "You can suck 'em forever and they'll never get any smaller." "I want an everlasting gobstopper!" " Me too." " All right." "But I can only give them to you if you solemnly swear to keep them secret and never show them to anyone for as long as you live." " Agreed?" " Agreed!" "Here you go, there's one for everyone." "Wow." "(GRUNTS)" "Jerry?" "(THUDS)" "Ooh, Charlie, look!" "There's Tom." " Tom, what happened to you?" " (RIPPING)" "Hey, there, I'm Tuffy." "You must be Tom and Jerry's friend, Charlie." "Nice to meet you, Tuffy." "But, what are you three doing here?" "We're here to warn Mr. Wonka about his archenemy, Slugworth." "Tom and Jerry saw him sneak into the factory." "Slugworth again!" "We'd better tell Mr. Wonka." "(GASPS)" "My wall!" "My beautiful, beautiful licking wall." "Is this cat fur?" "Now the factory will have to be triple-sanitized." "Whoever's responsible will be permanently banished from the premises forever." "Permanently!" "Oh, that's not cat fur, Mr. Wonka." "Some of my mustache came off when I was licking this wall." "Are you sure?" "Absolutely." "(GRUNTING)" "(SNEEZES)" "My mistake." "Please forgive me." "Now, if you'll follow me," "I have something very special to show you." "It's a three-course dinner." "Hey, check it out." "Some kind of weird gum." "Oh, Violet, please give it back." "That's dinner-gum and it's not ready for human consumption." "You heard Mr. Wonka, honey." "Zip it, Dad, it's gum." "That's my thing." "Mmm." "Stop." "Don't." "Come back." "Mmm." "Wow." "It's like a full-course dinner." "I can actually taste it." "Tomato soup and roast beef." "It's delicious!" "We have to warn Mr. Wonka about Slugworth, Grandpa." "But if Wonka finds out about Tom, he'll throw us all out." "You'll lose the lifetime supply of chocolate." "Mmm." "Oh, boy!" "That was terrific." "And wait..." "Mmm." "Here comes the dessert." "Blueberry pie!" "It's incredible." "Hey, what's going on?" "Violet?" "You're turning violet, Violet!" "What are you talking about?" "Her face!" "It's all blue." "I know, she's turning into a blueberry." "It always happens when you reach the dessert." "Oh, well." "I'll get it right in the end." "I feel funny. (GASPS)" "(PLAYING FLUTE)" "Would you roll the little girl down to the juicing room at once?" "She'll have to be squeezed immediately." "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee doo" "♪ I've got another puzzle for you" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadah dee" "Your grandpa's right, Charlie." "You can't let your family lose that lifetime supply of chocolate." "But what about Slugworth?" "You stay with the tour." "Leave Slugworth to us." "Thanks, Tuffy." "And you too, Tom and Jerry." "♪ But it's repulsive, revolting and wrong" "♪ Chewing and chewing" "♪ All day long" "(GASPS)" "♪ The way that a cow does" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee dah" "♪ Given good manners, you will go far" "♪ You will live in happiness too" "♪ Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee doo ♪" "VIOLET:" "Whoa!" "I'll get you for this, Wonka!" "I got a blueberry for a daughter." "Well, well, well." "Two naughty, nasty little children gone." "Three good, sweet little children left." "Shall we move on?" "You're going to love this next invention." "What's it doing, Mr. Wonka?" "It's making fizzy lifting drinks." "The drink fills you with gas and the gas lifts you right off the ground like a balloon." "Wow." "Gosh." "I want a fizzy lifting drink." "No, no, sorry." "I can't release them." "There'd be children flying around everywhere." "Now, come along." "All this excitement's made me thirsty." "Let's take a drink." "I don't know, Grandpa." "Come on, one small drink won't hurt us." "CHARLIE:" "Okay." "Ah." "Mmm." "Pretty good." "I don't feel any different." "Me neither." "Frankly, I'm a little dissapoin... (YELLING)" "I..." "I feel so strange." "Hey!" "It's fun, Grandpa, come on." "Oh." "Okay, Charlie." "Whee!" "(YAWNS)" " (CLICKS) - (BUZZING)" "(BEEPING)" "Tom!" "Quit playing around with that gobstopper machine." "(GRUNTS)" "Oh, fudge!" "That didn't work!" "(CRASHING)" "(MACHINES POWERING DOWN)" "(GASPS) An everlasting gobstopper." "If Slugworth gets his hands on it," "Mr. Wonka will be ruined." "We'd better hide this thing." "You three will hide nothing." "You have interfered with my master plan for the last time." "You tell him, boss." "Give me that gobstopper!" "Hang on to that gobstopper, Tom!" "SPIKE:" "I'll help you, boss." "(GROANING)" "Uh-oh!" "Look out, Tom!" "Ha!" "Now, I have you." "(GRUNTS)" "This is amazing." "I'm a jet plane." "I'm a rocket ship!" "I'm..." "I'm getting too close to that fan!" "Hey, Grandpa!" "I can't stop myself." "Charlie, look out!" "We'll get cut to ribbons!" " Help!" "Please help us!" " Help!" "Cough up the gobstopper." "Hang on, Tom!" "Don't let go!" "(SPIKE GROANING)" "Dinner gum." "Good idea, Jerry." "Mmm." "Hey, that's not bad." "Oh." "There goes the diet." "(GRUNTS) What?" "Get back, you fool!" " Sorry, coming through." " (CRASHES)" "Run, fellas!" "We can't let Slugworth get that gobstopper." "Oh, I'm really regretting some life choices here." "(GRUNTS) You purple, bloated imbecile!" "(GROANING)" "CHARLIE:" "Help!" "GRANDPA JOE:" "Help!" " GRANDPA JOE:" "Mr. Wonka!" " (WHISTLES)" "GRANDPA JOE:" "Please, someone." "CHARLIE:" "Help." "GRANDPA JOE:" "Help us." "CHARLIE:" "Help!" " (CHARLIE YELLS)" " GRANDPA JOE:" "Be careful." "Help!" " Help us!" " There's nothing to grab onto." "We gotta get them to burp before they're chopped up by that fan." "(GROANING)" "GRANDPA JOE:" "Oh, my goodness." "Oh, Charlie!" "CHARLIE:" "Please help us!" "BOTH:" "Help!" "CHARLIE:" "Someone, please..." "Anyone, if you can hear us..." "(BURPS)" " I'm going down." " No!" "(GRUNTS)" "Burp, Charlie, you gotta burp." "(GRUNTING)" "(BURPS)" "I'm going down, too." "(BURPS)" "(BOTH BURPING)" "(SIGHS) That was a close one." "Come on." "CHARLIE:" "We need to catch up with the others." "Come on, fellas, we gotta get that gobstopper to a safe place." "The safest place for that gobstopper is in my hand." "No!" "Put down that fizzy lifting drink." "TUFFY:" "Good thinking, Jerry, let's fly." "Stop!" "I order you to..." "(GROANS)" "Quick, drink this!" "Thanks, but I'm more of a lemonade guy." "(GRUNTS) Again with the eyes!" "Watch out for those peppermint spikes, Spike." "(LAUGHING)" "(GASPS)" "(SCREAMING)" "(LOUD THUD)" "We're miles below the factory in Mr. Wonka's rock candy mines." "Slugworth will never find us or that gobstopper down here." "MR. SLUGWORTH:" "Guess again, Mouse." "Unfortunately for you," "I happen to be an accomplished spelunker." "Into the mine car, guys!" "MR. SLUGWORTH:" "Quick!" "We cannot let them get away." "Geese, laying golden eggs." "Chocolate golden eggs, and only the finest." "As you can see, these are quadruple-sized geese and they lay octuple-sized eggs." "(HONKING)" "WONKA:" "My educated Eggdicator examines every egg." "The good ones are kept and polished up." "The bad eggs are dropped down the chute." "(SCREAMING)" "(TOM GRUNTING)" "(SCREAMING)" "Daddy, I want you to buy me a golden goose." "Uh... (STAMMERS)" "I want you to buy me one of those golden geese!" "Whatever you say, honey." "How much for the golden goose, Wonka?" "Out of the question." "I couldn't part with them." "I want my golden goose." "And if I don't get it," "I'm going to scream!" "♪ I want the world" "♪ I want the whole world" "♪ I want to lock it all up in my pocket" "♪ It's my bar of chocolate" "♪ Give it to me now" "♪ I want today" "VERUCA AND MR. SLUGWORTH:" "♪ I want tomorrow" "♪ I want to wear them I will if I dare" "♪ And I don't want to share them" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "Oh, we lost him, and we still have the gobstopper." "Right, Tom?" "VERUCA: ♪ And if I don't get the things that I'm after" "At last!" "VERUCA AND MR. SLUGWORTH:" "♪ I'm going to scream!" "(GASPS)" "♪ I want the works" "♪ I want the whole works" "♪ Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises" "♪ In all shapes and sizes and now" "♪ Don't care how" "♪ I want it now" "♪ Don't care how" "♪ I want it now ♪" "She was a bad egg." "So, where'd it send her?" "Where it sends all the other bad eggs." "Down the garbage chute." "(LAUGHING) The garbage chute." "Which, of course, leads to the furnace." "The furnace?" "(LAUGHING) She'll be broiled like a bratwurst." "Maybe she's just stuck inside the tube." "(LAUGHS) Inside the..." "Veruca, darling!" "Hang on!" "Daddy's coming!" "(MR. SALT SCREAMING)" "Fortunately, that furnace is only lit on Tuesdays." "Oh, or is it Thursdays?" "OOMPA LOOMPAS: ♪ Who do you blame when your kid is a brat" "♪ Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat" "♪ Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame" " ♪ You know exactly - (ALL SCREAMING)" "♪ Who's to blame" "♪ The mother and the father ♪" "(GRUNTS) Veruca, are you all right?" "No!" "I don't have a golden goose and now I'm covered with garbage!" "We're in a furnace!" "(PANTING) Move!" "(GRUNTS)" "Out of my way, cat!" "(BOTH SCREAM)" "I want you to take me home and buy me my own chocolate factory, Daddy." " No." "You're lucky neither of us were burned to a crisp." " (WHIMPERS)" "You're going to learn some discipline" " when we get home, Miss Salt." " VERUCA:" "No!" "(FURNACE DOOR OPENS)" "Wonkavision, my latest and greatest invention." "So, it's just television?" "Uh, it's Wonkavision." "Observe." "Lights, camera, Wonkavision!" "(GASPS)" "What happened to the chocolate?" "It's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces and it gets reassembled over there." "Of course, the chocolate gets smaller when we beam it through." "Just like on regular TV." "I bet old Slugworth would pay a fortune" " to find out about this." " Shh." " It's delicious." " It's a miracle." "It's Wonkavision." "Can you send people through this thing?" "People?" "Hmm..." "I suppose I could." "Yes, yes, I'm sure I could." "Could get messy, though." "Check it out, Mom," "I'm going to be the first person to be sent by television." "Mike, get away from there!" "Oh, I wouldn't do that." "Lights, camera, action!" "Sweetie, no!" "Where is he?" "He's flying over our heads in a zillion pieces." "Look everybody, I'm on TV." "Wait till everybody back home sees this." "No one's gonna see anything." "Hey, Mom, what are you doing?" "Stop!" "(MUFFLED SCREAMING)" "Take the boy down to the taffy pulling room." "We should have him stretched back to normal in no time." "(GASPS)" "♪ What do you get from a glut of TV?" "♪ A pain in the neck and an IQ of three" "♪ Why don't you try simply reading a book?" "♪ Or could you just not bear to look?" "♪" "Mr. Wonka, what's gonna happen to them?" "Mike?" "Veruca?" "Augustus?" "Violet?" "My dear boy, I promise you they'll be all right." "They'll all soon be restored to their normal, dreadful old selves." "What's next, Mr. Wonka?" "Oh, well, uh, this concludes the tour." "I hope you enjoyed it." "You can show yourselves out." "Just up this hall." "I'm terribly busy." "The entire day's been wasted." "Thank you." "Good-bye." " Did we do something wrong?" " (DOOR OPENS)" "Charlie." "Grandpa Joe." "Tom." "Jerry." "Tuffy." "Bad news, guys." "Slugworth's got the gobstopper." "Oh, no!" "If he cracks the secret formula," "Mr. Wonka will be ruined." "We can't let him get away." "Don't worry." "I think I can track him with these TV monitors." "CHARLIE:" "Uh..." "I don't see him." "There he is." "Tom found him." "They're leaving the factory." "Not if I can grab him with this Wonkavision remote." "(REMOTE BEEPING)" "GRANDPA JOE:" "Ooh..." " (SCREAMS)" " Hey, uh, how did we get here?" "We've been Wonkavisioned." "We got you right where we want you, Slugworth." "Now, hand over that tiny gobstopper!" "(LAUGHING)" "(SCREAMS)" "Oh, my heaven." "I'm a big boy now." "Tom, you reversed the signal!" "(MACHINE BEEPING)" "Now you will pay the price for interfering with my master plan." "Tom, press more buttons." "(MACHINE BEEPING)" "(SCREAMING)" "(JERRY SCREAMS)" "(ALL GASPING)" "Whoa!" "(JERRY GASPS)" "(BOTH GASPING)" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "(ALL GRUNTING)" "I think I'm getting dizzy." "(ALL GROANING)" " A-ha!" " (GASPS)" "Gotcha." "(MACHINE BEEPING)" "I have you now, cat." "My offer still stands, Charlie Bucket." "With two gobstoppers," "I could rule the candy world." "Join me." "Hey, what the..." "Charlie, pass me the remote." " (MACHINE BEEPING)" " Stop!" "No!" "Oh!" "My gobstopper!" "I've beamed it into a million pieces." "You'll never get it back." "You'll pay for this, mouse." "(BOTH GRUNTING)" " (MR. SLUGWORTH GASPS) - (GRUNTING)" "(GRUNTING)" "SPIKE:" "I'll help you, boss." "No!" "Put that down, you fool." "Charlie, dear boy, how perfect." "Now you and I can be partners." "Our gobstopper will make us kings of the candy world." "It will make your family rich." "Let me have that remote, son." "You won't need it anymore." "Charlie!" "(CHUCKLES)" " (REMOTE BEEPS) - (BOTH GASPING)" "TUFFY:" "Hey, you beamed him into a zillion pieces." "It'll take a while before they could put themselves back together again." "Hey, look, the camera added four inches." "I bet I meet the Oompa Loompa height requirement now." "Well, good riddance to Slugworth, I say." "Come on, Charlie, we got some business to attend to." "Excuse me, Mr. Wonka?" "WONKA:" "I am incredibly busy, sir." "Um, but what about Charlie's lifetime supply of chocolate?" " When does he get it?" " He doesn't." "What?" "Why not?" "WONKA:" "Because he broke the factory rules." "What factory rules?" "We didn't see any rules." "Wrong, sir, wrong." "Under section 37 of the contract signed by him, all offers shall become null and void, etc., etc., etc..." "You stole fizzy lifting drinks." "And to make matters worse, you allowed a cat into my factory." "A cat and his two filthy mice friends." "Now the entire factory will have to be sterilised." "So you get nothing!" "You lose!" "Good day, sir." "You're a cheat." "How can you build up a little boy's hopes and then disappoint him like this." "I said, "Good day."" "Come on, Charlie, you've still got your gobstopper." "Once we find a way to bring back Slugworth, he'll pay big money for it." "(BREATHES DEEPLY)" "WONKA:" "And so shines a good deed in a weary world." "Charlie?" "My boy, you did it." "You won the contest." "I knew you would. (LAUGHS)" "Oh, Charlie, forgive me for putting you and your friends through this." "Forgive me, please, forgive me." "Charlie, let me introduce Mr. Wilkinson." "Pleasure to meet you, Charlie." " Slugworth." " No, this isn't Slugworth." "He's one of my workers." "He was only pretending." "But you said you had a master plan against Mr. Wonka." "(LAUGHS) No, my boy." "My master plan was to help Wonka find an heir." "I was concerned that you and Tom and Jerry would interfere with that plan." "So, I had to try and stop you." "Who knew?" "Oh, Charlie, I had to test you, and you passed with flying colors." "This is all so exciting." "But we have to get going." "So much time and so little to do." "Strike that." "Reverse it." "We'll take the Wonkavator." "If you please, Charlie." "Grandpa Joe, sir." "Oh, Tuffy." "It looks like you've grown a lot." "Come on in..." " Oompa Loompa." " (GASPS)" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee doo ♪" "Huh!" "All's well that ends well, right?" "No hard feelings." "Wait, I was only doing my job." "You know, I never liked that guy." " How am I going to get home now?" " Hey, what did you do?" "Don't put me on the drawer." "MR. SLUGWORTH:" "It stinks in here." "SPIKE:" "And it's dark too." "The Great Glass Wonkavator." "(GASPS) These buttons can take us anywhere in the factory." "Yes, and I've pressed them all, all except for one." "Go on, Charlie." "Press it." " (RATTLING)" " Whoa!" "(ALL EXCLAIMING)" "CHARLIE:" "Hey, there's our house." "(BOTH GULPING)" "So, Charlie, how did you like my factory?" "Mr. Wonka, it's the most wonderful place in the whole wide world." "I'm happy to hear you say that." " Because I'm giving it to you." " Huh?" "You're giving your factory to Charlie?" "Absolutely." "You can move in immediately." "You and your entire family." "You can bring them all, even Tom and Jerry." "Wow, I still can't believe this is happening." "You know what happened to the boy who suddenly got everything he ever wanted?" "What?" "He lived happily ever after." "(LAUGHS)" " (CHARLIE SIGHS) - (LAUGHS)" "This is the only way to fly." "Ole." "♪ If you want to view paradise" "♪ Simply look around and view it" "♪ Anything you want to, do it" "♪ Want to make the world?" "♪ There's nothing to it" "♪ There is no life I know" "♪ To compare with pure imagination" "♪ Living there You'll be free" "♪ If you truly wish to be ♪" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee doo" "♪ I've got another puzzle for you" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadah dee" "♪ If you are wise you'll listen to me" "♪ What do you get from a glut of TV?" "♪ A pain in the neck and an IQ of three" "♪ Why don't you try simply reading a book?" "♪ Or could you just not bear to look?" "♪ You'll get no" "♪ You'll get no" "♪ You'll get no You'll get no" "♪ You'll get no commercials" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee dah" "♪ If you're not greedy You will go far" "♪ You will live in happiness too" "♪ Like the" "♪ Oompa" "♪ Oompa Loompa doompadee do ♪" "WONKA:" "Hold your breath." "Make a wish." "Count to three." "♪ Come with me" "♪ And you'll be" "♪ In a world of pure imagination" "♪ Take a look" "♪ And you'll see" "♪ Into your imagination" "♪ We'll begin" "♪ With a spin" "♪ Traveling in the world of my creation" "♪ What we'll see will defy" "♪ Explanation" "♪ If you want to view paradise" "♪ Simply look around and view it" "♪ Anything you want to, do it" "♪ Want to change the world?" "♪ There's nothing to it" "♪ There is no life I know" "♪ To compare with pure imagination" "♪ Living there You'll be free" "♪ If you truly wish to be" "♪ If you want to view paradise" "♪ Simply look around and view it" "♪ Anything you want to, do it" "♪ Want to change the world?" "♪ There's nothing" "♪ To it" "♪ There is no life I know" "♪ To compare" "♪ With pure imagination" "♪ Living there" "♪ You'll be free" "♪ If you truly" "♪ Wish to be ♪"