"Okay, I checked." "We have earl Grey, english Breakfast, cinnamon stick..." "... chamomile,Mintmedley, blackberry and... ." "Wait, there's one more... ." "Lemon Soother!" "You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you?" "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "mail call!" "rachel Greene, bunk seven." "Thank you." "Oh, cool!" "A free sample of coffee." "Oh, good, because where else would we get any?" "Oh, right." "Great." "What is it?" "Country club newsletter." "My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "It's Barry and Mindy!" "Barry, who you aImost--?" "Barry, who I aImost" "And Mindy, your maid of" "Mindy, my maid of" "Let me see." "That's Mindy?" "Wow!" "She is pretty." "Lucky..." "... tohavehadafriendlikeyou." "marcel, bring me the rice." "Come on, bring me the rice." "Good boy." "Give me the rice." "Thank you." "Good boy." "He's mastered the difference between " bring me the" ..." "... and" peein the."" ""Bring me the" and-- Rach?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "This is so stupid!" "I mean, I gave Barry up, right?" "I should be happy for them." "I am." "I'm happy for them." "really?" "I guess it wouId be different if I were with somebody." "Whoa, what... ." "What happened to "Forget relationships!" "I'm done with men" ?" "The whole penis embargo?" "I don't know." "I guess it's not about " no guys. "" "It's about the " right guy," you know?" "With Barry..." "... itwassafeand itwaseasy,  but there was no heat." "With PaoIo, all there was, was heat." "And I mean, it was just this raw, animal, sexuaI" "Right, right!" "I got it." "I was there." "But do you think you can ever have both?" "Someone that's your best friend..." "... butthenalsocan make your toes curl." "Yes, I do." "I really do." "In fact, it's funny." "Often, someone who you wouldn't think could..." "... curlyourtoes..." "... mightjustbe theone who- -gets interrupted." "Hey, guys, how was the movie?" "wonderful!" "It was so good!" "Suck fest." "total chick flick." "I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, Iike, guns and bombs..." "... andbusesgoingreallyfast !" "I don't need violence to enjoy a movie..." "... aslongas  there's a little nudity." "There was nudity." "I meant female nudity." "I don't need to see Lou Grant froIicking." "Hugh!" "Hugh Grant!" "AII right, I've got to go." "Come on, marcel." "Come on!" "We're gonna go take a bath." "Yes, we are, aren't we?" "They're still just friends, right?" "And I will see you tomorrow." "Right." "You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt rachel's." "Hang on." "Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?" "please, Aunt Monica, please?" "Oh, uncIench." "You won't even be here." "I can't believe we're having this discussion." "I agree." "I'm, Iike, in disbelief." "If it was gonna happen with rachel..." "... wouIdn'tit have happened already?" "She said she's looking for a relationship..." "... withsomeoneexactlylikeme." "She said that?" "well, I added the " exactly like me" part." "But she said she's looking for someone." "And someone will be there tonight." ""Tonight" tonight?" "It's perfect." "It'II just be the two of us." "She spent all day taking care of my monkey." "I can't remember the Iast time a girl took care of my monkey." "Anyway, I figured after work, I'd go pick up a bottle of wine..." "... gooverthere and try to woo her." "You know what you should do?" "Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used." "If you keep this up  you'll be finished by the weekend." "Now, the one in the feathered boa, that's Dr. Francis." "Now, she used to be a man." "Look." "See, there's Raven." "We hate her." "We're glad she's dying." "And then-- What?" "marcel!" "Are you playing with Monica's shoes?" "You're not supposed to" "marcel, did you poo in the shoe?" "Oh, marcel!" "Bad monkey!" "Oh, God!" "Sorry, Barry." "A little engagement gift." "I'm sure you didn't register for that." "Who died?" "Who died?" "roll him over!" "Come on, roll him over!" "well, we know it wasn't Dexter, right, marcel?" "Because" "marcel?" "How could you lose him?" "I don't know!" "We were watching TV, then he pooped in Monica's shoe... ." "Wait." "He pooped in my shoe?" "Which one?" "I don't know." "The left one!" "Which ones?" "Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything." "Why is the air in here so negative?" "rachel lost MarceI." "Oh, no!" "How?" "He pooped in my shoe." "Which one?" "Those cute black ones I wear all the time." "No, which one?" "The right or left?" "Because the Ieft one is lucky." "Come on!" "What am I gonna do?" "AII right." "You're a monkey..." "... you'reloosein thecity." "Where do you go?" "It's his first time out, so he'II do some of the touristy things." "I'II go to Cats." "You go to the Russian Tea Room." "Oh, my God!" "Come on, you guys!" "He'II be home any minute." "He'II kill me!" "Search the building." "You take the first and second floor." "We'II take third and fourth." "What am I gonna do?" "You stay here and just wait by the phone." "Spray LysoI in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you." "Does anybody want to trade?" "What do you want?" "Mr. HeckIes, our friend lost a monkey." "Have you seen it?" "I Ieft a belgian waffle out here." "Did you take it?" "Why'd you leave it in the hall?" "I wasn't ready for it." "The monkey, have you seen a monkey?" "I saw Regis PhiIbin once." "Thank you, Mr. HeckIes." "You owe me a waffle." "He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face..." "... withRussiandressing and pickles on the side." "Thanks." "How did it go today?" "Oh, great!" "It went great." "really great." "Is that wine?" "You want some?" "Oh, I would love some." "But you know what?" "Let's not drink it here." "I feel crazy." "Do you want to go to Newark?" "We could." "But before we go to the murder capital of the Northeast..." "... Ikindof wanted to run something by you." "You know how we were talking before..." "... aboutrelationshipsandstuff...." "Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this!" "Okay, quick and painful." "Oh, God!" "Okay, all right." "AII right, okay." "please don't hate me." "What?" "What?" "You know MarceI?" "I kind of lost him." "I can't believe this." "AII I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment!" "I know." "I'm sorry." "I guess it's partially my fault." "I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey." "I should have started you off with a pencil." "I'm doing everything I can." "I've got everybody looking for him and I got" "Who is it?" "Animal Control." "I've even got animal control." "You called animal control?" "Why?" "Do you not Iike them?" "marcel is an illegal exotic animal." "I'm not allowed to have him." "If they find him, they'II take him away from me." "well, now, see, you never ever told us that." "Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!" "Hi!" "Thanks for coming." "Somebody called about a monkey?" "You know what?" "That was a complete misunderstanding." "We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't." "It turned out it was a hat." "Cat!" "We checked the third floor." "No one's seen MarceI." "My uncle MarceI." "Is that who the monkey's named after?" "Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable..." "... bytwoyearsinprison and confiscation of the animal." "Oh, my God!" "You'd put that poor little creature in jail?" "Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?" "Yes, but there isn't always time." "I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this." "Have a seat." "We haven't been introduced." "I'm Monica geiler." "Oh, my God, you are!" "And you're rachel Greene!" "Luisa Gianetti!" "lincoln High?" "I sat behind you guys in homeroom." "Luisa!" "Oh, my God!" "Monica!" "It's Luisa!" "Luisa!" "From homeroom!" "You have no idea who I am, do you?" "Not at all." "well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me." "would it have been so hard to say, "Morning, Luisa" ..." "... or" Niceoveralls"?" "Oh, I'm so sorry!" "It's not so much you." "You were fat." "You had your own problems." "But you." "What a bitch!" "What?" "You know what?" "Be that as it may." "could you help us out here on that monkey thing for old times' sake?" "Go, Bobcats!" "I couId." "But I won't." "If I find that monkey, he's mine." "Sorry." "marcel?" "marcel?" "Hi, can I help you?" "We're kind of having an emergency, and we were looking for something." "A monkey." "Yes, have you seen any?" "No, I haven't seen a monkey." "Can you fix radiators?" "Sure!" "Did you try turning the knob back the other way?" "Of course!" "Oh." "Then, no." "Taste this daiquiri." "Is there too much rum?" "Just a second." "Hope you find your monkey." "Oh, no, wait!" "We may not know about radiators, per se..." "... butwedo haveexpertise in the heating and cooling milieu." "Weren't we in the middle of something?" "But these women are very hot and they need our help." "And they're very hot!" "We can't, all right?" "We're sorry." "You have no idea how sorry." "But we promised to find this monkey." "He's about yea high and answers to the name MarceI." "So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out." "From now on, you don't get to talk to other people." "Oh, my God!" "What?" "!" "Something just brushed up against my right leg." "Oh, it's okay." "It was just my left leg." "Look, Phoebe!" "Oh, marcel!" "Come here!" "Step aside, ladies." "What are you gonna do?" "Just a small tranquiIizer." "Run, marcel!" "Run, marcel!" "Damn!" "Are you okay?" "I think so." "Oh, gosh!" "We've been all over the neighborhood!" "He's gone!" "He's just gone!" "You don't know that." "Come on!" "It's cold, it's dark." "He doesn't know the village!" "And now I have a broken foot." "Oh, my" "I have no monkey and a broken foot." "Thank you very much!" "I've said I'm sorry, Iike, a million times." "What do you want me to do?" "You want me to break my foot too?" "Here, I'II break my foot right now." "Oh, my God!" "There, are you happy now?" "Yeah, now that you kicked the sign..." "... Idon'tmissMarceIanymore!" "It's not Iike I did this on purpose." "No, this is just vintage rachel." "Things just sort of happen around you!" "You're off in " rachel Land," doing your " rachel Thing" ..." "... oblivioustopeople'smonkeys or to people's feelings and" "I don't even want to hear it!" "Forget it, okay?" "What?" "What?" "Hey, banana man!" "Oh, this is so intense!" "One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea." "Hi!" "Did you order some bananas?" "What about it?" "Give me my monkey back!" "I don't have a monkey." "Then what's with all the bananas?" "Potassium." "Okay, where is he?" "Where is he?" "What have you done to him?" "That's my monkey." "That's Patty the monkey." "Are you insane?" "Come here, marcel." "Come here, Patty." "Come here, marcel." "Come here, Patty." "Here, monkey." "Here, monkey." "Gotcha!" "Give me my monkey back!" "That's my monkey." "Take this up with the judge." "That's not my monkey." "Just the dress is mine." "You can send it back whenever." "AII right, I want my monkey!" "Oh, come on, Luisa." "Sorry, prom queen." "You had to be a bitch in school, you couldn't have been fat." "In high school, I was the prom queen..." "... andthehomecomingqueen and the class president and you..." "... werealsothere." "If you take this monkey, I'II lose..." "... oneofthemost important people in my Iife." "You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him." "Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here." "Take it!" "Then I'II call your supervisor and tell her..." "... youshotmy friend in the ass with a dart!" "It'II be nice to get this off, won't it?" "Or we can leave it on for now." "That's fine." "With the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little outfit." "Listen... ." "I'm sorry I was so hard on you before" "No, come on." "It was my fault." "I almost lost your" "But you got him back." "You were great." "We still have that bottle of wine." "Are you in the mood for..." "... somethinggrape?" "Sure, that would be good." "AII right." "The neighbors must be vacuuming." "well, as long as we're..." "... here..." "... andnoton thesubject...." "I was thinking about..." "... howmadwe got at each other before." "And I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we" "rachel?" "Barry?" "I can't." "I can't do it." "I can't marry Mindy." "I'm still in love with you." "We have got to start locking that door!" "This is me in The Sound of Music." "You see the von Trapp kids?" "Because I'm in front of them." "I thought that was an alp." "High school was not my favorite time." "I don't know." "I Ioved high school." "It was just like four years of parties and dating and sex and" "well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys." "Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice." "Doesn't it seem like a million years ago?" "My butt cheek is waking up!"