"[Mouse squeaks]" "[Penguins wenk]" "[All cheering]" "[Screeches]" "♪ Adventure Time ♪" "♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪" "♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪" "♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪" "♪ The fun will never end ♪" "♪ It's Adventure Time ♪ Ripped By mstoll" "Whoo-hoo!" "[Grumbles]" "Next." "Oh, your highness, can you help my poor child?" "His hair is starting to go, and we can't afford flame care and... [sobs]" " Take this fortifier." "It should last you through the cold season." "Oh, glob bless thy soul!" "[Laughs]" "[Sighs]" "More tea, your highness?" "[Slurps] Thank you." "Mm-hmm." "Who's next?" "Hi, um, my microwave seems to be broken and... [rumble] Aah!" "[All gasp]" "Flame Princess!" "Don John..." "The Flame Lord!" "I fear you're not evil enough to rule the kingdom." "Excuse me?" "How dare you!" "[Groans]" "[Grunts] What?" "URSULA:" "[Chuckles]" "[Laughs evilly]" "You've been poisoning me." "How could you, Ursula?" "Guards!" "[Energy warbles]" "[Chants indistinctly]" "[Energy warbles]" "Huh?" "Oh, here he comes!" " No!" " [Laughs evilly]" "Yes!" "Playtime's over, honey." "Time to give daddy his throne back." "I've secretly arranged to make Don John my vizier and give him my daughter's hand in marriage." "Uh, yeah, I know." "Ha-ha!" "[Growls]" "Hwah!" "Man, you're looking shredded." "My gym is dark magic, and my protein shake is rage." "Okay, okay." "[Nervous chuckle]" "[Chuckles]" "[Chants indistinctly]" "[Energy warbling [groans]" "Splendid work, Don John." "No big "D," bro." "Heavens to Betsy!" "[Whimpers]" "Cinnamon Bun!" "Don't let them escape!" "Come here, girl." "We're getting hitched!" "[Flame people groan]" "CINNAMON BUN:" "No!" "[grunts]" "Go away!" "[Flame people groan]" "I can't leave." "I have to fight for my kingdom." "No." "Fight later." "Now we get help." "Huh?" "Aah!" "Hwah!" "Why did I jump?" "Thanks, C. B." "[Chuckles] You're welcome." "How are you feeling?" "A little better, I think." "Who should we go to for help?" "Princess Bubblegum?" "BOTH:" "Nah." "I don't trust her." "Yeah, she's devious." "Well, I've seen Finn battle huge monsters and even armies, and we need somebody who can fight." "C. B., take me to Finn." "Mm, okay." "[Teeth clicking]" "Waah!" "Finn!" "Um... [chuckles] Hey." "Uh, Jake isn't here." "He's sleeping over at Lady Rainicorn's, maybe." "Finn, I've been slowly poisoned by my treacherous handmaiden." "Now my powers are weakened, and... and the Flame Lord has freed my father and threatened to marry me." "But I escaped with C. B." "Oh, what?" "I'll help you." "I'll do anything for you." "Listen, Finn, this doesn't mean we're getting back together." "We're all business." "Mm-hmh." "Of course." "Yeah, business." "[Sighs] I'm feeling exhausted." "Where can I freshen up?" "Girl's bathroom is over there." "Also, it's the boy's bathroom." "Oh, thanks." "So, what do you think, C. B?" "You think I still have a shot with her, right?" "No." "Does she ever talk about me?" "Is she seeing anybody?" "No and no." ""No and no," she does talk about me, or "no and no," she isn't seeing anybody?" "All right, guys." "Let's wolf." "FINN:" "So, your fire wolf can fly." "Yep." "I taught him." "Hmm." "[Skin sizzles]" "Whoa!" "You've cooled down a lot." "No funny stuff." "Things have been going great for me lately." "Been hanging out with my boys." "I got a cursed sword arm now, so that's new." "Yeah, I've been exercising a lot and taking some piano lessons... trying to improve myself." "Not dating anybody or anything, just getting a little me time, being the best Finn I can be." "[Groans]" "Hyup!" "Oh, no!" "[Wolf panting]" "I hid my flameproof suit behind these rocks... just in case, whatever, you know?" "So, the guards are posted here and here, so we should probably sneak in here." "Suited!" "Uh..." "Remember my fire suit?" "Hey, C. B., you did a great job getting us here and everything, but I got this, all right?" "I got a sword arm, so..." " Yeah, you said that." "Watch this." "Hey, guards!" "Come at me at the same time!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Let's go, Princess!" "But that wasn't the plan!" "No!" " Ha-ha!" " It's the Princess." "Capture them!" "Ahhhhh..." "No, Finn!" "Don't hurt them!" "They're entranced!" "Oh, right." "Oh, no." "GUARDS:" "Captured." "[Groans]" "[Roars]" "Hyah!" "Um..." "[grunts]" " There's C. B.!" " Get that Bun!" "Could you move, please?" "Whoo, get 'em, boys." "We're taking these two away." "Don't worry, F. P., your boy Finn won't fail you." "Put up your dukes." "You have permission to leave when you out-duke us." "Okay." "Duke!" "Duke!" "Duke!" "[Woosh!" "]" "Duke!" "Uh, duke!" "These two are out-duked!" "Now I'm making my escape." "[Sighs]" "Trust me." "It'll be fine." "For soon you shall be mine." "[Chuckles]" "If you've forgotten, I'm reminding you now." " Never!" " Yeah!" "It's because you secretly still have feelings for me." " No!" " Hmm." "I can never marry you because I don't even know you, much less like you, and forcing me to marry you is gross." "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Man, I love staring out over things." "Whoo!" "It's so good to be king." "You said she'd do whatever you told her." "Umm, okay..." "But she refuses to marry me." "She's her own woman, you liar!" "Liar?" "You want to fight me?" "Aye... fistfight." "Yes, I'll fistfight you." "Come on!" "You hit me?" "Felt good!" "Oof!" "I love fistfighting." "[Grunts]" "You dirty bread baker." "[Growls]" "Aah!" "[Growls, grunts]" "[Both grunting]" "Put them down." "Put your dukes down!" "No!" "[Both grunting]" "BOTH:" "Whaa?" "[Wolf howls]" "BOTH:" "We're saved!" "Hi." "Got a key." " Fight!" " Fight!" "They're distracted." "Let's go." "Yaah!" "[Both grunting]" "Leg press!" "[Groans] Stamina... failing." "[Grunts]" "Come on!" "[Grunts]" "Cheater!" "[Flame people groaning]" "Onward, Jake II!" "[Fire sizzles]" "Aah!" "C. B., are you okay?" "[Groans]" "[Flame people groan, energy warbles]" "Huh?" "What happened?" "Should... should we keep attacking?" "Stop!" "You were all brainwashed by him!" "Uh-oh." "Hey, I don't like that guy!" "Yeah, let's get him!" "[All shouting]" "Capture him!" "It wasn't me." "It was Don John!" "Aah!" "[Don John groans weakly]" "[Gasps]" "Huh?" "Oh..." "Aah!" "Have you all gone dumb from Don John's magic?" "I mean, how do you expect this softy to rule you?" "She's even weaker than before from being poisoned." "Look!" "[Flame people murmur]" "Oh, come on!" "CINNAMON BUN:" "You're wrong." "Flame Princess may not be the most ruthless of all despots, but she is strong where it really counts... in her heart." "And that is good." "I have learned so much watching this beautiful woman work, and with her example, I have become a better man." "I will be by her side as her champion and knight every step of the way because..." "I love her." "Thank you." "[Flame people murmur]" "Aww, how sweet!" "[Flame people cheering]" "[Roars]" "Geez." "Did I just get shown up by Cinnamon Bun?" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪" "♪ We can wander through the forest ♪" "♪ And do so as we please ♪" "♪ Come along with me ♪" "♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪" "FINN:" "This party is so crazy!" "Ripped By mstoll"