" ♪" " LORI:" "Bobby, Boo-Boo Bear!" " Hey, babe, ready for an epic date?" " [gasps] "A-truck-alypse Now."" "This does not sound like a romantic comedy." " It's better-- an arena show where mutant trucks crush each other!" " Yeah, I'm literally not going to that." "Why don't you take Lincoln?" " LINCOLN  BOBBY:" "What?" "What'll we even talk about?" " Come on, guys, you'll have fun together." "I know it." " LINCOLN  BOBBY:" "Wahoo!" " That was an awesome celebration of senseless destruction." " Right?" "Bro handshake." " I told you you guys would hit it off." " How do we end this?" " I have no idea." " Boo-Boo Bear, would you get my back, please?" " I can't right now, babe, Lincoln just got here." " LINCOLN:" "Hey, Bobby!" " Lincoln?" " Yeah." "We had so much fun yesterday that I invited him to hang with us." "Wooooo!" "'Sup, bro?" " Hey, bro." " Last one in the water is a loser!" " Hey, guys, sorry I'm late." " Lincoln?" " No worries, bro." "We wouldn't start without ya." "I challenge you to a duel, Monsieur Lincoln." " Oh, it is on, Señor Roberto." " [bread thwacking]" " [cell phone music]" " Boo-Boo Bear!" "I haven't heard from you all day." "You're where?" "With Lincoln?" "Stay right there." "I'm coming over." "[screams] - [cell phone crashes]" " It was bad enough when they treated me like a third wheel." "But now they're hanging out without me?" "I don't think so." " [door slams]" " Oh, Edwin, I'm so glad you're not like mortal men." " LORI:" "Bobby, this has got to" " Hey, babe." "Look, I won you these." "Thanks for being so cool about me hanging with Lincoln." "You know, all my life," "I've always wished I had a brother, and now I feel like I've got one." "It's like Lincoln completes me." "Sorry, what were you gonna say?" " Uh...nothing." "I mean..." "Go finish your game, Boo-Boo Bear." " Thanks, babe." "We're still on for the county fair tomorrow, right?" " You bet." "We're totes riding the Tunnel of Love together." " Sweet!" "Lincoln and I will meet you there at 5:00." " What do I do?" "I'm sick of Lincoln crashing our dates." "But it makes Bobby so happy." "He says Lincoln's like the brother he never had." " I know." "Why don't you hang out with" "Bobby's little sister Ronnie Anne." "She could be like the sister you never had." " You know, this happens in my book." "Griselda thinks she's losing Edwin, so she makes him jealous, and he totally comes crawling back." "Well, flying, actually." " Ooh, that's perfect." "But how do I make Bobby jealous?" " [doorbell ringing]" " Hi, Lucy, is Lincoln around?" " Clyde, am I glad to see you." " L-L-Lori?" "[groans, thuds]" " Clyde, how would you like" " L-L-L-Lori?" "[groans, thuds]" " Clyde?" " L-L-L..." "Lucy?" " I come with a message from-- the sister-who- cannot-be-named." "Said sister would like you to join her at the county fair tomorrow." " I would love to accompany the lovely L-L... unnamed sister to the county fair." " Yay!" " CLYDE: [groans]" " How are you going to make Bobby jealous with someone who's lifeless and covered in blood?" "Oh, wait, that's exactly what Griselda did." " [carnival music]" " Hey, it's my fair maiden." "[laughing]" "Get it?" "Ready to have fun?" " Totes." "But, since three is an odd number," "I invited someone to join us--Clyde." " That's cool." "I love the Clydesdale." "Hey, I'm gonna grab us all some mini-donuts." " Great, donuts for bros, or as I like to call them-- bronuts." " BOBBY: [giggling] Bronuts." " What are you up to?" " Whatever do you mean, Lincoln?" " I mean this-- he's not even conscious." "Oh, wait a minute." "I get it." "You're trying to make Bobby jealous by dragging poor Clyde around." " No, I'm not." " Well, it won't work." " Yes, it will!" "I mean-- [groans]" "I wouldn't have to do anything if you'd stop hogging my boyfriend and give him back to me." " He's not just your boyfriend." "He's also the big brother I've always wanted." " Let me guess." "He completes you." " What?" "I would never say that." "My point is there's plenty of Bobby for everyone and you'd better get used to sharing him." " Check it." "I got chocolate for Lori, powdered for Lincoln, matches the hair, bro, and sprinkles for the Clydesdale." "Here you go, dude." " [groans]" " He'll eat it later." " Come on, bro, let's hit the Whirly Gig." " Right behind you, bro." "Babe, you coming with?" " Totes." "Clyde and I will be right behind you." "[straining, groaning] - [heavy thud]" " You know what?" "We'll meet you there." " This is gonna be awesome." "I tipped the guy to make it go faster, so we get super-dizzy." " Oh, what's that Clyde?" "You want me to ride to make you dizzy?" "[laughing] I do that to you?" "[laughing] Oh, you're so sweet, Clyde." " Babe?" " Oh, hey, Bobby, check it out." "Some left a perfectly good corndog in here." " Sweet!" "Splitsies?" " [ride bell rings]" " BOTH: [laughing, screaming]" " [loud thudding]" " LORI:" "Oh!" " [milk bottles clatter]" " A winner!" " Heya, babe." " Oh, Clyde, thanks for winning this for me." "You have such a good arm." "Do you work out?" " What's going on here?" " Uh, hey, Bobby?" "Look, Tic Tac Toe, or as I like to call it" "Tic Tac Bro." " A winner!" " For you." " Whoa!" "I've always wanted a remote-controlled airplane." " [buzzing airplane thuds]" " LORI: [gasps]" " BOBBY:" "Come on, bro!" " Later, sis." " [buzzing airplane thuds]" " [bell clangs]" " MAN:" "A winner!" " LORI:" "[sighing]" "One cotton candy, please." " [machine whirring]" " [Clyde's head thudding]" " Hey, babe, you never eat cotton candy off my head." " Here, Bobby, I got us snow cones, or as I like to call them--bro cones." " Sweet!" "Let's see who can get a brain freeze first." " BOTH:" "[gasping]" " Yeah!" " Wahoo!" " Ew..." " [water squirting]" " CLYDE: [thuds]" " LORI:" "Oh, Clyde... [laughing] Here, snuggle in closer." "Oh?" "Hi, guys." " Wait, babe, are you snuggling with the Clydesdale?" " Bobby, check it out-- cowboys on dinosaurs." "Wanna take a broto?" " Good call, my man." " [sighing]" "Hey, guys!" " Babe, the Tunnel of Love is our ride." " I know, but you were off with Lincoln, so..." " Bobby, look at that ride--the Toilet Bowl." "Or as I like to call it-- the Toilet Browl." " No way!" "Let's go get flushed, bro!" " Bobby, wait!" " Join hands, you lovebirds." " [ride bell rings]" " LORI: [groans]" " What an adorable couple." " Oh, shut it." "This stinks." "This was supposed to be a romantic date with Bobby-- and now look where I am." "No offense, Clyde." "It's just I should be on this ride with my boyfriend." "Maybe I don't even have a boyfriend anymore." "Bobby doesn't seem to care about being with me at all." "Clyde?" " CLYDE: [plunks]" " Clyde!" " [alarm blaring]" " Got him!" "We are five for five this week." " BOBBY  LINCOLN:" "Toilet Browl!" " That was awesome!" "Up for number two?" " You read my mind, dude." "Be right back." " I was talking about the ride, but that's cool." " [sobbing]" " Miss, your boyfriend's okay." "He's in the medical tent drying off." " He's not my boyfriend." "I literally don't think I have a boyfriend anymore!" "[sobbing]" " All right, dude." "Ready to hit the broller-coaster?" " Listen, Bobby, we need to talk." "I don't think we should hang out anymore." " What?" "No!" "What did I do wrong?" " It's not you." "You're awesome." "But we're not being fair to Lori." "She misses you." " [whimpering]" " Be strong." "We can still do bro stuff once in a while." "But, for now, maybe you should find Lori and take her on the Tunnel of Love." " Good idea." "The way you look out for others-- it's what makes you such a great bro." "I can't right now." " Thank you for riding the Tunnel of Love." "Watch your step, lovebirds." " Hey, Linc, Bobby told me what you did." "Thank you." " No problem." "I'm sorry I was hogging him." "Besides, I was running out of bro puns." " Bobby was right." "You're literally a great bro." " You'd better get back to your boyfriend." " But what are you gonna do?" " Don't worry about me." "Now that I think about it, I've already got a bro--Clyde." "Where is he anyway?" " MAN ANNOUNCING:" "Would the parents of a soggy boy with cotton candy in his nose please come to the medical tent." " There's my answer." "Clyde, I hope you didn't feel left out while I was hanging with Bobby." " Are you kidding?" "I got to have a date with Lori." "I just wish I could remember it." " [knock at door]" " Hey, is Lori here?" " Yeah, come on in." "So, are we cool?" " Totally, dude." " I appreciate you being so mature-- especially after the very romantic date" "I'm told I just had with your lady." " ALL:" "Broshake!" " Clyde?" " ALL: [gasping]" " The sister-who- cannot-be-named would like to thank you for hanging out with her at the fair." "Further, she would like you to have this gift as a remembrance of your time together." " For me?" "L-L-Lori?" "[thuds, groans]" " That's my bro." " OTHERS: [laughing]"