"I'm going to lay down by my burden." "Down by the riverside." "Down by the riverside." "Down by the riverside." "I'm going to lay down by my burden." "Down by the riverside." "Down by the riverside." "Down by the riverside." "I'm going to lay down my burden." "Down by the riverside." "Down by the riverside." "It's just like when I sing along with one of your records, but it's really you." "Either way, it's still me." "How can I thank you for the ride?" "well, maybe someday you'II find a way to do something special for me." "elvis, it's me, Harmony." "I always knew you'd guide me wherever I went, because you saved me when I was a little girl." "well..." "I'm driving a pink cadillac." "A later model than yours." "I traveled thousands of miles, sold millions of Iipsticks." "But lately, I..." "I kinda feel empty." "And I just hope my destiny is something more than eyeliner and lipstick." "Maybe you can help me?" "Oh yes." "Your back accounts will overflow like molten lava." "Creating islands of Swiss back accounts." "That is true." "But that's not what this is about, is it, ladies?" " It's not about money." " It's not?" "really?" "No, it's about inspiring beautiful." "It's about enriching lives." "It's about walking out on the street and with your whole body saying," ""I'm a goddess."" "I... am goddess." "Yes." "I'm starting to wonder if there's anything beneath all this." "I can't even speak the word "pink."" "Harmony..." "It is four o'cIock in the afternoon." "We are floating in a pool with cocktails." "Why?" "Because we sell tons of makeup and we make truckloads of money doing it." "I can tell you that if our esteemed founder..." "Lydia Pick's butt bobbed up to the surface right now," "I for one, would kiss it." "Boys, stop it." "Mama's got a cocktail." "Go play at the bottom of the pool." "Harmony, I think you need to refamiliarize yourself with the Pick Lady manual." "Page one." "Career, family... balance." "You little shits." "I'm taking you home right now and your daddy will kill you You know he will." "A man, Harmony." "A man would mellow you right out." "It's not good to be alone." "I don't need a serious relationship." "Thank you." "well, you certainly need something." "And I don't think you're getting it from Pick Lady." "elvis, do you think ShirI is right?" "Maybe it is time to settle down?" "Sometimes I think that Pink Lady is all I've ever known." "Miss belle, what's all that goody stuff for?" "UnIeashing the ravishing beauty inside us." "UnIeashing?" "Like what you do to along?" "No, dear." "UnIeashing is making sure that what you got on the outside is a reflection of what's going on in here." "Now, Harmony, how about you come inside and let me turn you into a sweet, young princess?" " could you?" " I couId." "I don't know who the hell I am anymore." "My business sucks." "Marriage over." "Divorce painful." "You know my priest is in prison?" "I guess that's why I'm back home in Memphis talking to you." "Guess that's why all these people come back here and talk to you talk about things that" "they can't usually talk about with other people" "I even get interrupted talking to the dead." "Excuse me." "What do you want?" "Hi, sweetie." "I hope you have the divorce finalize this so I can redecorate already." "Stuart, I need to stop by Bergdorf's to pick up the furs I ordered." "belinda." "Why don't you take one of those furs and wrap it up in a nice little furball, cram it up your big, fat..." "Don't take it so hard, love muffin." "I've given you three years of mind bending sex." "Three years, huh?" "You mean three weeks." "Whatever, minute man." "If you want those divorce papers signed as badly as I do," "Leave them for me in Vegas as planned." "And darling, don't forget the suit." "King Mart, amarillo, Texas." "Screw your suit." "No elvis suit no divorce." "Have a nice day, sweetie pie." "AII the things that make up a man's life and all anybody can remember is the suit." "One night with you" "Is what I'm now praying for." "well, you can extra money and develop a passion." "And you can make people really feel special." "sell and be well." "AII of that and you still have time for your family and yourself?" "No, I don't." "AII lived." "Back through life, I ain't never..." " Bye, sweetie" " Say goodbye to the nice lady, now." "Thank you very much." "Has been too lonely to long." "One night with you" "Is what I'm now praying for." "The things that we two could plan." "will make my dreams come true." "Yeah." "Thank you." "We'II be right back." "But I'II be right here for you, little lady." "So you just relax, you hear?" "Honey?" "I'II have the usual and a..." "A pink squirrel for my little filly here." "You're the King." "How perceptive." "What are you?" "You one of them Mary Kay cosmetic girls?" "No." "We're pink." "They're a little more salmon." "I'II bet you're good at this stuff." "I'II bet you could do a number on my face." "Turn me into elvis." "I don't think so." "please." "please, pretty please." "It'd mean the world to me." "Maybe I couId help out a little." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Okay." "Damn, I'm good." "With all my heart." "Every..." "darling, you're all that I'm..." "please come in." "welcome to the suit of the King." "Come on in, please." "please, right there." "Thank you." "It smells like liquor in here." "I'm sorry." "Here we go." "There we are." "Here." "This should cover it." "You know, really I really don't think this is..." "No, look, I wouldn't blame you if you left." "I mean, please." "please." "Look at me." "I'm a loser." "My whole life I wanted to be like elvis and instead I'm just" "Sid GIuffman, pimply faced loser." "I thought maybe if I was elvis GIuffman, well, maybe I'd have a chance." "I need to wash up" " and I'II see what I can do." " please." "help yourself." "Geez, you're so good" "When I come out maybe we can find your natural highlights." "Search all you want." "And I have a new heavy duty makeup that just might work wonders." "Oh, geez." "hello." "Mr. GIuffman?" "elvis?" "Oh dear." "Oh dear." "I'm sorry I can't take your call right now." "But I'm out making the world colorful." "Just leave me a message and you know I'II call you back." "Come on, ShirI, come on." "Answer your phone." "I need you." "I need you." "I'm not a killer." "Why does the Bureau care about the death of some two bit elvis impersonator?" "elvis was an agent?" "This is a joke, right?" "Afraid not." "He's right, sal." "President Nixon once appointed to elvis to the Bureau as a special agent." "Therefore, anything concerning his kingdom becomes our problem." "unbelievable." "Okay." "Where's the patty malt?" "It looks like he passed out while smoking and his suit went up in like the petroleum based... ugly ass piece of crap that it was." "They found this in the garbage can next to the door." "Interesting." "They don't change the bedspreads." "Sheets, maybe." "What are you getting at, charlie?" "Anyone who... charbroiIs themselves on a bedspread containing years of encrusted bodily fluids emitted by hundreds of stupid schmucks who are too lazy to just neatly fold the Goddamn thing and toss it, is a big fat, lazy slob." "Might I have a word with my new partner a moment?" "What the hell is the matter with you?" "I'm sorry." "I have this thing about bedspreads, okay?" "They don't change them in dives like this." "We're not moving in, charlie." "Now, if you think you can suck up your neurosis long enough so we can continue our investigation..." "Okay." "I'm gonna examine the bedspread." "I just hope I don't get a rash." "A pink Lady classic." "Very hot." "Do you have any samples?" "I won't be needing this where I'm going." "Where you going?" "To hell." "probably to hell." "Surrender?" "This isn't even Pink Lady." "Gets to you, don't it?" "I say, if we can wipe out the buffalo, why can't we do a number on that herd?" "I have a feeling somebody's working on it." "Oh, yeah." "Oh, yeah." "What's "Oh, yeah"?" "What do you got there?" "If you can show me what a dinosaur" "looks like just by digging up some old bones," "I should be able to render the face of this woman from a fresh lipstick imprint." "So what?" "You made lips." "Who cares?" "Your brave new world sucks." "You fight technology when you should embrace it." "There's a spider in here." "Gimme a break." "No, there's a spider in here, so stop the car." "Stop the car." "There's no spider in here." "What?" "Where?" "That's not a spider." "See, it's a daddy longlegs." "AII gone." "AII gone." "I have this thing about spiders." "You had me fooled." "welcome shoppers the largest elvis emporium west of Mississippi." "Pay homage to the King." "We make the finest quality elvis suits so get yours today." "Pay homage to the King." "Go on." "You wanna browse, go to the Debbie ReynoIds museum." "You cheap piece of doody." " Excuse me?" " What?" "Can you please tell me where I can pick up Route 40?" "Yeah, twirl on this." "What am I?" "A roadmap?" "Get outta here, you old broad." "Hey, you." "Bunky." "How about a little donation?" "I gave at the office." "Wise guy." "Everybody has to pay homage to the King." "I just drove all night to get to this hole in the wall to pick up this elvis suit for my stupid impersonator wife." "So I'm a little cranky and, if I were you, I wouldn't mess with me." "Oh, yeah?" "Go on." "Go on." "Get outta here." "You loser." "Who needs your stinking money anyway?" "Get lost?" "Up to here with you cheapskates." "elvis, you saw what happened." "It went by so fast." "Everything was flaming out of control." "What could I do?" "Okay, mom." "Okay, you gotta listen to me." "I wish my Iife was as simple as it used to be." "Transmission, man?" "You nailed it, sweetheart." ""Heartbreak hotel's" for transmissions." "Now what if I was singing "You were always on my mind"" "You'd be fixing the flat." "Right again." "Remember a girl who's good under the hood gets a man who's cute and has lots of loot." "You wanna grab a wrench and dig in, sweetheart?" "God, who dipped you in sugar and spice?" "Miss belle showed me how to get all pretty like." "I'II show you, mama." "If you want." "I don't know, sugar." "Your daddy's never been much for me getting all proofed." "You know what he says?" "The image is one thing, the human being is another." "There you go." "Now you go and find some place to play and let me finish and later, you and I will chew this baby up." "Yes, Mommy." "And on top of that, belinda's working me again." "I couId Fed-Ex her stupid suit, but she wants it hand delivered to Las Vegas." "And to add to that the car broke down in albuquerque, of all places." "Aaron, I need some good news." "Are we gonna get the lipstick campaign?" "miles, the client isn't buying that pitch." "Oh, great." "Okay, what's the problem now?" "They don't want "Live Better"" "Don't tell me." "They want "Live better" with a... six pack and naked girls" "That's close to what they have in mind." "Yes, sir." "So, you'II be happy to know that I've taken it upon myself to begin interviewing possible new spokespersons." "Who said you should be interviewing?" "You're not gonna believe what's going on here." "Next." " Aaron?" " No, it's cool." "hold on." "Hi." "Be right with you." "I really have to get this job." "Aaron, what's going on?" "And so you shall, my dear." "And so you shall." "You cannot believe the woman who are walking through the door." "No, I probably can't and neither should you." "Look... the old man can't do this to me." "You don't understand." "No, look, you don't understand." "If the product was crap, I'd say, "Let's show some cleavage."" "Make the consumer forget about what they're buying and sell it." "Sir, I think you picked a really bad time to clear your..." "I'II do anything to get this job." "Head." "Anything." "Listen, boss, don't worry about it." "I'II come up with something." "Something's definitely coming up." "Say goodbye." "Bye bye." "You wanna lick something?" "Go lick your balls." "Come on." "Get out." "alright, guys." "Let's lift on three. okay?" "Ready?" "One, two, three." "Is he dead?" "He is now." "If this is premeditated, someone's a genius." "Check the blue sixty five Pontiac GTO," "New York license plate G5C56J Y." "How difficult is it for some asshole to realize that if you don't look or sing like elvis, put on a planet hollywood shirt and shut the hell up?" "What motivation would anyone have for killing elvis impersonators?" "I don't know." "Perhaps some violent, psychotic reaction to bad hair, bad clothes, bad taste, bad singing, bad judgment." "Okay, I get it." "I got it." "Oh, baby." "Great." "Baby, baby, baby, baby." "You're gonna burn a hole in my suit." "Been there." "Done that." "What seems to be the problem?" "elvis has got a little car problem." "But elvis doesn't do cars." "elvis does women." "Listen, hunka, hunka." "You want me to help you or not?" "Great moogIy mook." "You're spunky." "I Iike that in a lesbian." "Excuse me?" "Any woman who ignores this and fixes cars, it's fairly obvious." "Good eye." "Got hole in your radiator." "Oh, baby." "talk to me." "help yourself out a little." "Take your gum and wedge it around the lipstick." "That'II get you to the next gas station." "There you go." "Going to Vegas?" "Las Vegas, Nevada." "The international convention of elvis impersonators." "Good God almighty." "Okay, why don't you just hop on in the car and turn it over and see if our little Band aid works?" "I'II tell you what, sugar lips." "Why don't you get in there and rev it up a few times?" "Let the King stand watch." "Have at it, your majesty." "Is it holding?" "Rev it up." "I'm sorry I can't take your call right now, but I'm out making the world beautiful." "Just leave me a message and you know I'II call you back." "ShirI, where are you?" "Damn it." "ShirI, this is bad." "This is really bad." "Shit!" "Hi." "Harmony, we've been looking for you." "We're all waiting on your cosmetic genius." "I'II be right there." " I can't believe that's her." " I know." "Yes." "Yeah your bank accounts." "Yes." "Your bank accounts are going to overflow like molten lava and..." "The lava will form islands of bank, of Swiss bank accounts." "But it's all about..." "It's about inspiring beauty, enlightening lives, or enriching lives." "So you can go out in the street and then just, with your whole body, just say, "I am a goddess."" "Can we get our money back?" "You like it?" "Yes." "Yes, I do." "Make me an offer." "Let's trade lives." "Done." "Don't you wanna know what you're getting?" "No." "That's half the thrill." "A thrill seeker, huh?" "You make the offer." "That I did." "Keep your keys." "I gotta go." "I say something wrong?" "It's for you own protection." "I just don't want you to get hurt or anything." "I just..." "I gotta go." "Wait." "You don't understand?" "No, excuse me." ""Live better" is classy." "What you're talking about is lust." "The force of gravity that causes your brain to lodge where a woman can use it to her advantage." "I mean, can we not come up with a campaign where sex is the expression of something besides hot bloods desires?" "I mean, come on." "hello?" "Mr. Croft?" "hello?" "Excuse me." "Mr. Croft." "Here." "Just let me." "Thank very much." "What did you say to our client?" "I'm a little stressed." "I might overstated my case." "Okay?" "Overstated?" "He either just had a mild stroke or a massive orgasm." "From the look of him, I'm not sure which." "alright, look, you try to revive old man Croft." "I'II call you later." "Have a nice day." "Fear not, Mr.Croft." "We here at the miles taylor Agency understand the importance of sex." "You want sex?" "You got sex." "A Iot of it." "And with your whole body, say" ""I am a goddess."" "Let's give a big hand to Harmony Jones." "Hi." "It's me." "Hi." "You got anything to eat?" "I gotta go." "Wait a second." "Look, I'm gonna level with you." "Okay?" "Yeah." "You seem like a really nice man." "And God knows you're attractive." "Very attractive." "And I'd Iike to take you around the world a few hundred times tonight, but I..." "Okay, you talked me into it." "You're not my type." "How do you know I'm not your type?" "Look, I just wanna get to know you better." "Find out who you are and what you do." "Everything you need to know is right here in this booklet." "Let me buy you a drink." "No, I don't think so." "Why not?" "I'm dangerous." "Come on." ""Making the world smile one woman at a time."" "Not bad." "What a shit day." "This case is starting to piss me off." "Do you think you could stop that?" "You've been hocking for the past hour." "I can't help it." "Is that lavender?" "what Iavender?" "Your aftershave." "Is it Iavender?" "I think it's lavender, because I'm allergic to lavender." "Take a lozenge." "Make a nice hood ornament, don't it?" "You know, you could wear something more lemony." "It might go better with your natural body odor." "What do we got here?" "Liberate was trying to plug a hole in his radiator with this." "people out when the engine mauIed his face." "Thanks for the image." "Does this look like wrongful death to you?" "No, sir." "It looks like an old shit box gone bad." "Surrender." "Yeah, bad week to be an elvis impersonator." "Yes, Bob," "elvis sat right in this." "He listened to that very radio." "He wrapped his great hands around that wheel." "And cried them beautiful tears when..." "Hank williams come on singing," ""I'm so lonesome I couId cry"" "He never drives a Buick." "Isn't she cute?" "clayton pool owned this car." "He's in the pokey now." "Cars all look the same to kids." "But I swear... of this car did not belong to elvis Aaron presley," "well then, Iet the Lord flatten me right here with a mighty blow." "He had that coming." "He sure did." "I think the Surrender people are really gonna like this one." "We pitched around a new angle." "We call it "I'm smiling."" "So I brought in one of the models and we thew something together." "Let me know what you think." "Hang on." "Okay." "I use Surrender and I'm smiling." "I've tried all the others but they left me dry." "Unmoisturized." "And definitely Unsatisfied." "And then I surrendered." "And if you surrender, you'II be smiling, too." "What do you think?" "Are you smoking crack?" "You can't say "I'm smiling"" "just to show body parts, numb nuts." "You gotta say, "I'm smiling," because you feel love or you feel joy or happiness." "Surrender to your emotions." "Get it?" "Come on, wake up!" "Surrender to your emotions." "Yeah." "That's great." "That's perfect, boss." "I'II get back to you on that tonight." "Thank you." "Here something." "That imprint on the tissue was Surrender." "That's the same brand of lipstick we found on Mr.HoIe in the head." "It could mean nothing." "Everything has meaning." "This enchiIada's terrific." "If semen on a dress can impeach a president, then DNA on that tissue can expose an idiot." "A little old school detecting would do you good, my friend." "old school won't give you this." "I'm sorry I can't take your call." "Just leave me a message and you know..." "I'II call you back." "Okay." "Coming." "Ladies, move." "Go, go, go..." "Be still my heart." "How's my Harmony?" "Hi, Darren." "Why the sour puss?" "I'm not having a very good couple of days here." "Is it man trouble?" "Men can be such beasts." "No, it's not that." "I seem to... people seem to die." "When I'm around them." "Are you killing them?" "No, I don't think so." "That's good then." "I suppose so." "It's not this elvis thing..." "Yeah, it is." "And I think I should call the police right now." "Don't call anyone." "There are dead." "elvis everywhere, everywhere I am." "Hug." "Hug." "Darren, this is bad." "Very bad." "This is bad." "I'm so scared." "I'm scared." "How many dead so far?" "Three." "This, too, shall pass." "Maybe you can concentrate on lawyers." "hello?" "Say, are you okay?" "Harmony?" "What is the deal?" "This isn't Harmony." "I guess you must be her new shade of lipstick." "I'm ShirI." "I'm her best friend." "hello?" "hello?" "Dead, Iike everything else out here." "You got anything?" "Yeah, the guy's got a mailbox where his head should be." "If it ain't SherIock freaking holmes." "You got anything else?" "Yeah, I found this near the bike." "Give me that." "That's evidence." "What?" "Pink Lady." "My wife would love this place." "I didn't know you were married." " Thirty five years." "You?" " Divorced." "My ex wore a Iot of makeup." "I always worried what was underneath it." " Hi." " Hi." "If you're looking to sign up," "I think you'd both make very cute Pink Lady..." "ladies." "No, no." "We're from the FBI." "Have I been a bad boy?" "What you do is your business." "I'm sal digiammarino." "This is my partner, charlie Avery." "We'd Iike to ask you a few questions, if you don't mind." "Yes." "I pee standing up and I Iike older men." "Mom. it's Harmony." "Are you there?" "You're my next stop, okay?" "Damn." "Doesn't anybody answer their phone anymore?" "Have you ever seen this before?" "Now let me think." "This is a Pink Lady warehouse." "Pink Lady receptionist and a Pink Lady brochure." "Look, we're investigating possible homicides and we'd appreciate your help." "You don't have to yell I'm gay, not deaf." "Sorry." "It's just we're doing a follow up on these elvis impersonators who seem to be getting accidentally killed." "We think that Pink Lady might be involved." "One of my girls?" "I doubt it." "Harmony." "Harmony." "You have a phone call." "Okay." "would you go get my samples?" " Sure." " Thank you." "Yes?" "Hi, Harmony." "It's miles." "I don't know how this happened, but I seem to have rescued your cell phone." "I need you to fill out your paperwork now." "I'm outta here in five minutes." "I can't really talk to you right now." "I'II call you back on my cell." "Is there anything you can tell us about this?" "Surrender?" "I can tell you it's twice the price and not half as good as Pink Lady." "I imagine that belongs to a woman." "You don't think a guy would use that stuff, do you?" "Very funny." "And very hurtful." "You know, we are sorry." "I'm sure my partner didn't mean to insult you." "apology accepted." "Thank you." "sal, come on." "sal, come on." "sal, you gotta be cool." "It takes all kinds to make a world." "Yeah?" "How come you're such an expert?" "Born and raised in San Francisco." "Thanks for covering for me." "What are girlfriend for?" "Harmony, I don't know what this is all about, but you be careful." "I will." "Harmony Jones, please." "And what is this about?" "We were at a hotel together and... we weren't really together." "I mean, nothing happened." "She did draw a heart on my window and give me a brochure." "Anyway, I found her cell phone next to a guy with... a mailbox on his head and I called this number earlier and she was indisposed." "And said she would call me back but I don't think she realized that the cell phone was dead." "So I'm calling her back." " Is that all?" " Yes." "Harmony's not here." "I can take a message." "So you know where she is or where she went?" "No, I don't." "I can take a message." "No massage." "Thank you." "That was weird." "Yes." "Geeks will inherit the earth." "Feast your optical nerves on this." "Come on." "holy smokes." "You know, when I started out as an agent, they'd have a sketch artist to scribble a cartoon of a face from notes I gathered." " Now this." " Pretty sweet, huh?" "Yeah." "Pretty sweet." "Mama, you look so beautiful." "Getting me out of Memphis was the only way to get fresh paint to stick to this old gal." "And you." "Sometimes I Iook at you and wonder if you really are mine?" " Mama." " Come on, sweetheart." "I'm gonna treat you to the best barbecue this side of Memphis." "Okay." "Now what did you want to talk to me about?" "It's okay." "Never mind." "This is sinful." "Yeah, daddy always said this barbecue and your arms," "the two places on this earth closest to heaven." "What's the matter, Mama?" "It's this song." "I remember exactly where I was, the very spot," "I just jacked up the car and I was singing this song," "like I always did when I was doing a break job." "And then your daddy came in with the news." "elvis had died." "Mama." "My elvis... was a sweet original." ""Heartbreak hotel." "I want you." "I need you," "I Iove you."" "You were born under that elvis." "Warm and wild and so, so polite." "And once he came into your life, you were never the same again." "I still miss him." "So do I." "I been there in that seat." "Wondering where I might be headed." "Is that really you, Mr.EIvis?" "I've gotta come over here and pick up my car just like any other hard working man in Memphis." "This is my favorite place to be." "When the world gets kinda crazy..." "I can just climb into this old cadillac and make a straight line to nowhere." "Don't even have to be driving, really." "This is the only place I can ever truly be myself." "I don't like to be alone." "How about give you a ride home so you don't have to be?" "hello." "My goodness." "What can I do for you?" "And don't be afraid to ask me anything." "Okay." "I'm looking for one of your special Pink Ladies." "You found her." "But no kisses on the first date." "That's a very good policy." "actually I'm looking for Harmony Jones." "What do you want with her?" "We were at a hotel together and we weren't together." "Nothing happened." "And..." "Wait a minute." "You're the phone guy." "Yes, yes." "That's me." " That was you?" " That was you." "That was me." "That was both of us." "Isn't it a ..." "Nice to meet you in person," "Mr.SwirI." "call me Darren." "Darren." "So you think you might let me know where I can find her?" "I might." "Thank you." "But why should I tell you?" "I met Harmony yesterday." "I cannot stop thinking about her and all I know is I have to see her again." "My God." "I'm such a sucker for gorgeous men in touch with their feminine side." "Maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should have." "Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I couId have." "little things I should have said and done," "I just didn't take the time." "You were always on my mind." "You were always on my mind." "That's a good song." "Where did you come from?" "Pink Lady Warehouse, where a very special and nice Pink Lady fella person told me which way you were heading." "I swear, this is my last try." "I tried to call you back." "Yeah, I know, but the funny pink phone was dead." "Can I give you a hand?" "No." "Okay." "You know, when I was a kid, my dad had a garage and... he used to say... moments like this are" "like licking honey off an old, rusty taiIpipe." "We could be related." "My mama owned her own garage." "I knew how to use a wrench before I couId pick up a fork." "How come you're always running away from me?" "Every time I get near your kind, horrible things happen." "tell me something." "What exactly is my kind?" "I saw your elvis suit." "That's my wife's elvis suit." "My ex wife." "AII I gotta do is get to Vegas, give her that suit, and then I get my divorce." " A likely story." " It's true." "There's a roadhouse down the road." "It's kinda across the county line." "You wanna go there and talk some more?" "Yes." "I gotta do a couple things first." "Can I meet you there at nine?" "Nine's five." " I mean, fine." "Sorry." " Nine is five." "Surrender for a Pink Lady, lady?" "Yeah." "To tell you the truth," "I'm allergic to Iipstick and that's the only stuff that won't make my lips blow up like a casaba melon." "My ad agency handles Surrender, so I'm gonna launch a new campaign that say," ""Surrender prevents casaba lips." What do you think of that?" "You in advertising?" "Let me see your hand." "It's alright." "would you surrender to your emotions?" "Since I'm getting lucky tonight, ladies." "So are you." "There." "I Iove it." "Can I have one of those?" "Pink Lady is good stuff." "What kind of wacko gives it away like this?" "This kind." "It's a one time event, ladies." "Have a ball." "Thank you." "I Iove it." "I gotta tell you, boss." "When he comes up at the end and draws on her hand a heart while she's saying, "Surrender to your emotions,"" "it's one of the most romantic things I have ever seen." "You like that, huh?" "Yeah." "alright." "well, listen, I gotta run," "Because I got a date with the lady who inspired that, actually." "So tonight is my turn to howl." "You have a good time." "Kid, you did a good job." "Thanks." "Hi, Officer." "I'm late for an appointment and I seem to have gotten a little lost." "Is there a...is there a steakhouse or roadhouse around?" "Yeah, there's the Ponderosa." "It's a few miles down the road." "Down this road?" "Yeah." "Make your first two rights and then a left." "Thank you." "Yeah, Dispatch." "This is officer Longin." "I just gave directions to a guy that fits the description of a blue '65 GTO Pontiac, New York plates." "And that poor man with the mailbox head." "That was awful." "AII these elvis guys dead." "Far out, man." "You have the time?" "It's nine forty five." "Thank you." "What the hell?" "elvis," "I'm sorry to keep bothering you Iike this, but things are getting real bad." "Remember that guy I told you about?" "He wasn't an impersonator after all." "He was terrific." "But he didn't show up." "And now I've lost him." "Look what we have here." "Yeah." "Look at this." "Your witness." "The guy's not in the bar." "Maybe this guy was a target and his body is somewhere." "Or everywhere." "would you stop that?" "well, guy." "Maybe he's at the convention." "What convention?" "How many people do you think rented this suit before me?" "It's the only way to blend in." "Suck it up." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "hello?" "Hi, sweetie." "I'm in a living, burring, sucking hell!" "My head." "Why aren't you here with my suit?" "Because I'm locked in the trunk of a goddamn car." "No suit, no divorce." "Harmony." "Honey." "Thank god you're here." "What has been happening?" "Who has been dying?" "Who is Mr.Lipstick?" "And why on earth are you dressed in back?" "Ladies and gentlemen, your next amateur impersonator," "Johnny Jones." "My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord" "He is trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored." "His truth is marching on." "Diamond Jim." "You buying or you sucking up other people's leftovers all night?" "I'm looking for lips." "You know, most people have the decency to call them women." "Give me this, man." "This is low tech for you." "You throwing in the towel on face hunting?" "You stare at enough faces, and all you see is that most people don't wash them." "I need to take a break." "I'm checking lips for a while." "One glass at a time?" "That's ridiculous." "No, there's gotta be a better way to check for matching lips." "Thank you." "Take it easy." "Take it easy." "Be gentle." "Good men don't just come out of nowhere." "What's he say?" "He said "Life is like licking honey off a rusty taiIpipe."" "He's an advertising executive?" "You know, I thought there's come a point in my Iife when I'd meet someone and everything would just happen." "finally, when he's standing right in front of me what happens?" "He never shows." "Vanished." "Vaporized." "Discontinued product line." "Don't worry, honey." "You'II find this man." "But I hadn't told you..." "Harmony." "Harmony!" "You found me." "I'm right here!" "Shit!" "It's not funny." "I couId be in a Iot of trouble." "Maybe I should hand myself over?" "I Iove this." "My best friend is going around killing elvis impersonators." "I pity the next person who steps in front of me wearing an elvis outfit." "Baby." "I'm going win me a cadillac." "My God." "He's an elvis." "It's just Roy." "What cadillac?" "They're giving away a new cadillac to the person who most resembles elvis at the convention." "Hunka, hunka." "Need I say more?" "Oh God." "I don't believe I've seen that outfit since our wedding night." "Just watch this." ""well, since my baby left me." "I found a new place to dwell."" "Roy!" "Is he dead?" "Emergency, how can I help you?" "Thank God." "hello." "I'm locked in a trunk of a car." "Location, please?" "I don't know where I am exactly, but I'm at ShirI's house and it's raining hard." "This is Nevada, sir, and it's not raining anywhere in the state, and we don't appreciate crank calls." "This is...hello?" "Emergency, how can I help you?" "I am locked in the trunk of a cadillac owned by a Pink Lady lady." "It's raining." "Look, Mr.Pink Lady lady, I've just about had it with you." "please, calm down." "I'm not very good in cramped places." "I have major issues with very small spaces." "I need some help." "You should old enough to know better." "call us when you have a real emergency." "Don't...hello?" "No." "Don't die on me!" "Shit!" "ShirI?" "Drop my picture and contest entry off, won't you?" "I'm a winner." "I can feel it." "Just lay still." "We're gonna take care of it." "Don't you worry." "Hurry up." "Put him in there." "Put him in there." "I'm a black widow." "You are not." "You're just a little girl who's taken a short into the twilight Zone." "You are not an angel of death." "You are my best friend and you are gonna take this to the convention center so Roy can win his Caddie." "It could be his last wish." "Harmony" "Take it!" "Thank you." "That cadillac's mine." "I can feel it." "Harmony." "I cannot believe I am doing this." "Racing headlong from the frying pan into the fire." "elvis, if you understand what's going on would you please send me a sign?" "A gust of wind, a lightening bolt, anything." "Hi." "would you know where the Fiesta off the Strip hotel is?" " The elvis convention?" " Yes." "It's about two miles southeast of here near the airport." "Are you one of those lady elvis impersonators?" "No, I'm PrisciIIa." "Looking for my husband." "If you find him, would you tell him Wayne Newton sends his regards?" "Yeah, sure." "although it's always crowded." "You still can find some room." "would you stop pouting?" "You're not getting into the spirit of this." "Not when it involves people drooling on me." "Remember, when you get to the part of "Come on, come on,"" "really let your feet fly like this." "You know what?" "Why don't you do it if you're such an expert?" "You know, you're acting like a big baby." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Next up, we have our final competitors," "They were a last minute entry." "please put your hands together for the dynamic duo." "Looking for a little more action, please." "A little less conversation, a little more action, please?" "A little more bite, a little less bark." "A little less spite and a little more spark." "close your mouth and open up your heart and satisfy me." "Satisfy me, baby" "Come on, baby, I'm tried of talking" "Grab your coat and let's start walking." "Come on, come on" "Come on, come on" "Come on, come on" "Don't procrastinate." "Don't articulate." "girl, it's getting late" "You just keep me waiting around" "Shit!" "Thank you very muck." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen." "That concludes our elvis sing along contest." "We'II be..." "You got a whole lot of little something going on there, baby." "And don't forget to enter our elvis lookalike contest and win a pink Caddie just like elvis." "Mama." "You know what?" "What?" "You were right, charlie." "Lips are much easier to read than fingerprints." "But I'm afraid there's no match here." "By the way, congratulations." "For what?" "You won the contest." "We won." "Imagine that." "charlie and sal, kicking butt and taking names." "No, you gotta do the thing." "I need to drop off an entry, please." "Antifreeze?" "Excuse me?" "No." "Garage here, no." "No, I need to drop off an entry and picture, so there will be no more accidents." "Accent." "More accent." "Very good." "Run that by me wait, it doesn't matter." "Anyway... doesn't he look just like him?" "The judges are gonna think elvis is alive." " elvis is alive?" " Yes." " Very good." " Yes, very good." "Thank you." "Thank you." "elvis is alive." "Did you just say elvis is alive?" "No, not me." "Miss Nutcracker say." "WouIdn't that be something?" "elvis is alive and there's proof?" "elvis alive and the proof." "I think that woman just said that elvis is alive and there's proof." "That's amazing." "I just heard elvis is alive and there's proof." "What?" "You know, I gotta tell you." "You got an amazing voice." "I mean, golden popes." "No." "You got the magic feet." "My mother always told me I couId move a little." "Move a little?" " You impressed me." " Yeah, you impressed me." " No, no, no." "You were good." " No." "You were good." "We've got proof this time." "He is alive." "elvis is alive and there's proof." "We got proof." "elvis is alive." "elvis is alive?" "Yeah, and he's on the roof." "Harmony!" "hello?" "hello?" "Are you okay?" "No not really." "What's the matter?" "I'm locked in a trunk." "elvis is alive and he's up on the roof." "Out of my way." "I want my elvis." "How can I thank you for the ride?" "Maybe someday you'II find a way to do something special for me." "AII you have to do is listen to what's true in your heart." "Be true to yourself." "You were born under that elvis and once he came into your life, you were never the same again." "I believe in you, elvis!" "What are you two doing?" "Get away from my car before I call the police." "FBI, ma'am." "Yes?" "Is there a problem?" "Lady give me your keys now." "Come on." "elvis!" "What the hell is that?" "elvis!" "elvis!" "elvis!" "hello, man locked in a trunk!" "alright." "hello." "How are you?" "hello." "Hi." "You stood me up." "You locked me in your trunk." "So I guess we're even." "Yeah." "You two know each other?" "What are you doing in my trunk?" "Just looking around." "Enough with the lip lock." "It's been a Iong night." "please, take it somewhere else." "That's really good idea." "elvis!" "elvis!" "elvis!" "Do you know how many damn bumps I have on my head?" "Poor baby." "Come on, Get a room, huh?" "This is a family parking lot." "Get outta here." "elvis!" "elvis!" "Did those impersonators just fall through the roof?" "How could that happen?" "I don't know." "At least we now know that your Pink Lady couldn't have done." "No." "This is an act of God or elvis or something." "If I were you, boys, I'd lose those suits." "I think the King is mad." "If this car did not belong to elvis Aaron presley," "well then, Iet the lord flatten me right here with a mighty blow." "He had that coming." "He sure did." "What's your name?" "Harmony." "What's yours?" "miles." "miles, maybe I'II see you around something." "Come on, miles." "We gotta go." "Bye." "Bye." "elvis," "I understand it all now." "You did have a plan and I'm glad I couId help." "It looks like you final get to leave the building, and I get to start my Iife." "No bad, huh?"