"This is a tale of oppression." "Of four men led by a villain named Chow Chang." "Together, the force of their might subjects the villagers to their mercy." "They commit evil crimes until one day there comes to the village a man." "A man who is known as The White Cane Beggar." "(orchestral action music)" "Unaware of the impending challenge," "Chow Chang and his men continue their training and their merciless bullying of the local inhabitants." "(cheering)" "Hey, look there!" "Gotcha!" "(laughing)" "(cheering)" "(gong ringing)" "(pigs squealing)" "(upbeat jazz music)" "(grunts) Pig, come here!" "Get out of here!" "Oy, hey, beat it!" "I told you get out of here!" "Hold it!" "What do you want?" "I'm his coach!" "Okay, but make it fast, huh?" "(groaning)" "Did a real good job." "Yeah." "I liked when you got that pig over there." "Great job, great job." "You're the best one, you must be!" "I have a secret to help you." "It's actually very easy." "Nothing will beat that fat slob." "But first we have to make a deal, okay?" "If it beats that pig, then I'm on!" "It's a deal!" "If you win this contest, we split the money 50/50, you got that?" "50/50." "Tell me, why should I always believe you anyway?" "All right, you listen to me, huh?" "All you have to do is be a little bit smart." "Play a little dirty at first... (chuckles)" "Then choose the smallest pig and run." "You got it?" "Contestants ready!" "Okay boy, you go to it." "Yeah." "Good, okay." "[Voiceover] Get ready, go!" "(gong rings)" "(upbeat jazz music) (pig squealing)" "Give me that pig!" "Come on and get that pig!" "(laughing)" "I win!" "I win, I win!" "(cheering)" "Thank you, thanks very much." "Well, well what did I tell you?" "Come on, let's split the money now, give me my share right away, come on." "There you are, old man, something for your troubles." "Oh!" "Oh, my back, oh my back, oh it's painful!" "I gotta get it seen to." "[White Cane Beggar] Hey, hey, where'd you go?" "(chuckling) Come back here!" "Come back here with my money!" "Hey you!" "You come back here with my money, you thief!" "You thief, come back here!" "Thanks a lot, you old fool!" "(chuckling)" "Wow, $1,000!" "With all this money, I can get whatever I wanna get!" "(laughing)" "There they are!" "Over there, come on!" "There he is, you sneaky son of a bitch." "Give me the bag of money back right now!" "You don't mean that." "Hand it over now to me!" "I won the money fair and square using my head, something you can't do." "You, that was the last warning!" "(grunting)" "(groaning)" "Was that my money?" "!" "Where's my money?" "!" "Did you see it, where's my money?" "!" "Let go of me, who do you think I am?" "!" "[Chu] My money, where's my money?" "!" "(groans) Please give me my... (groaning)" "You, you've got my money." "You think you're smart, huh?" "We'll see!" "My money bag!" "(chuckles)" "Hi there." "But..." "No!" "(chuckling)" "I've got the money!" " Get his bag!" " Don't let him get away!" "Hey, don't (mumble) money!" "We got him, get him!" "You stop!" "(mumble) old man!" "Get him!" "(groaning)" "Get me out of here!" "Get me out of here!" "We're coming for you old man!" "Wait you guys, follow me, come on!" "(Greek folk music)" "(chuckles) Young man, you're not a bad fighter." "My money, give it back to me!" "You mean that?" "Give it to me!" "Give it, I want my money!" "(groaning)" "You had enough now, thought you were trying to get away from me, were you?" "Honestly, I was gonna split it with you!" "Never play around with other people's money, least of all my money, you got that?" "Yes, of course!" "I understand you now." "I promise you, I'll never do it again." "I swear to God that I won't do it again!" "(laughing)" "Good, let's go." "Okay, okay." "105 from the cake shop, 250 from the mill house, 175 from the tavern, and 130 from the tea house." "I'm afraid that doesn't equal up to the amount we had planned." "There's still the money from the pawn brokers and the clothing store." "The entertainment palace brings at least 3,000 a month." "When the big boss comes to the village tomorrow, I have to give him more money than we've got." "Any bright ideas for me?" "Tell me, did you win the prize money?" "I'm deeply sorry." "You mean you don't have the money now?" "!" "I was winning, then we were tricked and an old man took the money and he got away with it." "You mean to tell me it's an old man's fault?" "!" "(laughing)" "Would you like some more tea, is everything fine?" "Everything's fine here, thanks." "(laughing)" "At least you seem to be enjoying yourself." "You should have seen the way this guy chased those pigs around." "Ah, but I couldn't have done it without his help though." "You're such a clever old man." "Your stories are really interesting, so why don't you go on and tell us some more?" "Okay, okay, let's drink to the success of you guys!" "(cheering) Waiter!" "Coming, coming!" "Yes?" "Please bring two more chickens right here." "Yes." "Hold it hold it hold it!" "And bring another round of drinks for everyone here and put it on my bill!" "(laughing)" "(dramatic music)" "Look, it's him, he's sitting over there." "Don't worry, I recognize him." "[Chu] You girls are all pretty, you know?" "(laughing)" "Well you're very handsome too!" "Thank you very much!" "I wanna thank each and every one of you girls here." "(laughing)" "I agree with you absolutely." "Waiter, bring some more wine this way." "Oh forget it!" "I want those drinks I ordered earlier." "Where the hell are they!" "Hey, or make them doubles then!" "(laughing)" "Wait." "What's that?" "Six for the soup, four spare ribs, two chickens and..." "(gasps) What are you doing?" "Hey!" "(dramatic sting)" "(gasps) Oh..." "(laughing)" "[Chu] What is it, what do you want?" "There's a bald man over there who says he's a friend of yours and he wants to see you, he says, and..." "Eh?" "Mistake it is." "Hey Chu, why don't you go check and see who that bald guy is." "Oh okay, tell him I'll be there later on." "Drink up." "I'll go see who it is." "I'll be back." "Forget it!" "He's no friend of mine." "He can bloody well wait." "In your house, but not in here." "(screaming)" "Money, I got it!" "(groaning)" "Give me my money!" "You boys will take care of them, won't you?" "I got you!" "(Greek folk music)" "Ow!" "(grunting)" "[White Cane Beggar] Oh, my trousers!" "What are you doing?" "!" "(chuckling)" "Ah!" "(springing noise)" "How dare you?" "!" "Sorry, Miss, we're sorry, really." "Come on." "Yeah." "You come back here!" "Next time you (mumble) watch where you're going!" "Go, go, come on, (mumble)!" "(indistinct yelling)" "(Sad synthesizer effect)" "Where there is life, there is hope, isn't that right?" "(chuckling)" "You may think it's funny, but I don't!" "Look, things aren't all that bad." "We could've been killed back there you know." "Good news, but what are we gonna do now, tell me!" "Chu Kei, if you'll stop complaining," "I'll tell you soon, you numskull!" "Talking to yourself, well it's freezing here, let's do something!" "All right, let's get out of here and get some clothes first." "First smart thing you've said all morning." "(mumble)." "(fanciful trumpet music)" "Here's our chance, let's take some of those clothes off that clothing line now." "Good idea." "Yeah, come on, let's go." "Those are mine, you find something else!" "Hey, what do you think of the stuff?" "I think it's a woman's." "It's too late now, these things or nothing." "[Village Woman] You two!" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Oh!" "What do you think you're doing now?" "!" "(unison) Uh..." "You go talk to her." "Ah!" "You break my water jar and then you try to steal my clothes." "Who do you think you are, huh?" "We didn't mean to!" "Honestly, we didn't mean to." "It's all a bunch of lies." "I caught you red-handed this time." "Is this all you have to say to yourself?" "(groaning)" "[White Cane Beggar] Go easy on her." "I'll get you." "(groaning)" "Oh please." "Please!" "[Village Woman] No!" "I had enough, please!" "Let go of me!" "Let go of me!" "Not on your life!" "You let go of her right now, take it like a man, you monster, really, holding onto a woman like that when you're a man." "Please forgive me, madam." "It won't happen again, I promise you, please forgive me." "Okay then, but first you have to pay for the damage that you've done to the broken water jar." "I wish we could help you, but we got no money." "Forgive us, we are just two poor wanderers." "Like hell you are." "What can we do then?" "Carry water for me." "Carry water?" "(chuckles) Well that'll be no problem for the fine muscles on this big arm right here." "Huh?" "You want me to carry water?" "No way!" "Look here, honey, I don't mind doing something for you 'cause we owe ya." "What else can I do for you then?" "You heard me." "Carry the water like I said." "Only then will I forgive you." "Do you mean that?" "You think that I would joke with you?" "You better get started because there are 200 each." "200?" "!" "And there's more." "You'll need clothes for you new job." "You'll have to be fed as well, so you better make it 400 jars." "Huh?" "You are crazy!" "Excuse me, Miss, but I have arthritis," "I'm afraid the young man will have to take my share as well, okay?" "Don't listen to him!" "[Village Woman] Very well, you must respect your elders, so you'll do his work too." "(chuckling) I... 400 by myself." "(groans)" "(oriental orchestral music)" "[Chu] Oh what hard work this is." "What a life!" "Hard work?" "Why you've only done 50 jars, you know that." "Stop hitting me!" "Now you listen here, you got us into this godforsaken mess in the first place." "Yeah?" "What do you think you were doing?" "You shut up!" "Mind your manners!" "Hey you guys, what are you doing, get on with work!" "No problem!" "Water!" "Fill your (mumble) with water!" "Water sir?" "You're the smart ass at the restaurant, aren't you?" "(laughs) You're mistaken." "That must be someone else you're thinking about." "You can't fool me!" "Hold it a minute, he's with me." "I don't wanna drink water from jerks like this." "(groaning)" "Hey, what's going on here?" "Water man give you problems or something?" "Excuse me, sir." "You big brute, I hope you get into trouble for this!" "You're kinda cute, aren't you?" "Thank you." "Who is he?" "He's my assistant." "I could use a beautiful girl like you." "How about working for me for awhile, huh?" "Even if it was the last job in the world I wouldn't work for you." "Hmm?" "You'll regret ever having said that." "(laughs) Come now, enough talk." "We've carried this water from the lake up there." "Where do you want us to put it?" "We've brought it a long way for you." "There's plenty left you know." "You seem to like this work." "How long have you been doing it?" "A few short months, that's all, but I really like this type of work." "Outdoors, it keeps me fit and well!" "Oh?" "I see." "That's right, you should've seen me before." "I was pale in the face and so out of shape it was unbelievable!" "My men say they've run into you several times before." "(laughs) Surely they must be mistaken, my friend." "My dear, let's go." "Hmm... (chuckles)" "(dramatic music)" "A girl as beautiful as you shouldn't be carrying water." "But some of us have to work for a living." "Sweetheart, why don't you come and work for me?" "Come on and wash my back, huh?" "Ahh, feels good." "(dramatic sting)" "(screaming)" "What are you doing?" "!" "Oh, I'm sorry!" "I've rarely seen a woman as beautiful as you are." "Why haven't I seen you before?" "Well I don't spend a lot of time in the village." "Look, a beautiful girl like you could go a long way if you play your cards right, you know what I mean?" "When I get done with my bath, come to my room." "Excuse me, would you like more water?" "Hey, haven't you got some work to do?" "!" "Yes, sir, I'm sorry." "Pay no attention to him." "About that little rendezvous, why don't we meet in an hour's time." "(chuckes) If you come, you'll never regret it." "Ahh..." "I finished hauling all the water, sir, is there anything else I can do?" "If not, maybe I can leave now." "Eh?" "Who do you think you are?" "!" "(shrieks)" "Oh, uh, guards, gets this jerk out of here now!" "(chuckles)" "That was your last warning." "[Chu] Let me go!" "(groaning)" "Why you..." "I'll get my hands on you." "(groaning)" "I didn't mean to." "Why are you doing this to me?" "No, no!" "Let me down, let me down!" "(laughing)" "Stop tickling me!" "Stop it, stop tickling me!" "Stop it, stop it!" "(laughing)" "Ow, ow, ow!" "Where's your friend?" "I don't know, he hasn't be around here in awhile." "Anyway, I thought he was with you, wasn't he?" "So I thought anyway." "Huh, you mean he's gone?" "I'm not sure he's gone." "He's just gone wandering." "Old man, you know he hasn't finished bringing the water up the hill to Chang and his men." "Huh?" "Do you mean Chow Chang?" "I can't believe it!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "I must be off." "Oh no, no, you mustn't!" "No, wait!" "Those men, they're dangerous men." "That's why I must go." "He will be in deep trouble." "Don't you understand?" "Good luck." "Thank you, thank you." "(chuckling)" "Come here, and where do you think you were hiding, young man?" "I was on my way back!" "Oh, what are you hiding for?" "I'm telling you the truth, why do you never listen to me?" "(laughs) Is that so?" "(mocking laugh)" "That'll teach you." "Ow!" "Take this!" "Ah, oooh!" "Get off me, ooh!" "Ah!" "(grunting)" "What you have to say now?" "(groaning)" "Okay, so I was wrong." "You bet you were." "Listen here, there's more to girls than we think." "I'm sure that she is very unhappy with the fact that you have left her." "Oh, you really think so?" "Of course, didn't you ever notice the way she looked at you?" "Aww, I think you're just having me on." "Would I do that?" "How is she?" "Very sad." "Come on then." "Come on." "(upbeat synthesizer music)" "Hey watch it, come on." "Hurry up, she's waiting for us." "Old man, I'm Gonna get you!" "[White Cane Beggar] Serves you right." "Chu Kei, getting cleaned up for the rendezvous?" "Don't you think you need some soap as well?" "(stammers) W-w-w-why don't you bring it down to me?" "Come into the water." "Listen to me, stupid!" "Get out before you freeze to death." "(laughs)" "(sneezes)" "I'm sorry I left you like that." "But I'll try to make it up to you in any way that I can." "Don't bother!" "Tell me, do you know those evil men?" "Chow Chang, you mean?" "You might say that I know him and his men." "Tell her!" "She's suffered just as much as you have." "How'd you know all of those men?" "Why do you wish to know?" "Those men have been terrorizing this village for years now." "So what can we do about it?" "(chuckles) You make me laugh." "What, you think they're invincible?" "Chu Kei, in this state you're in no position to challenge anyone." "What do you know about my state?" "You're nothing but a bag of hot air," "I've seen how you behave when you work." "Humph!" "Now you've gone and done it!" "What'd you say that for?" "!" "Truth is, you have a lot to learn before you start issuing challenges to anyone, you know." "They'll see, one day I'll show them how." "(dramatic music)" "(music intensifies)" "Father!" "(dramatic sting)" "(chuckling)" "No, please, no!" "(moaning)" "You little bitch!" "(jazzy music)" "Ahhh!" "Ow, ow!" "That'll teach you to go prowling around women's rooms when they are sleeping, you dirty old boy, behave yourself next time!" "Now what did you have to go and do a thing like that for?" "Humph!" "(laughing)" "[White Cane Beggar] 7-Star Grand Mantis style." "(fanciful flute music)" "Ow, ow, ow!" "Down more!" " Ow, ow, ow!" " That hurt?" "Teacher, I like taking the lessons from you, but now I'm through." "(laughing)" "Now listen here, you haven't even started yet." "You think so?" "Well I never asked for these lessons anyway!" "Chu Kei, your toughest lessons are to come yet!" "What?" "!" "What's this?" "What are these ropes doing here?" "Chu Kei, it looks like someone doesn't want us to get water." "Oh don't let these ropes stop us from getting some water." "Huh?" "Hey, you two!" "You know you are trespassing?" "!" "Trespassing?" "Why we come here for water every day." "And since when did somebody own this place?" "You get out of my way!" "Here you are, you read this." "As of yesterday, my boss Chow Chang owns this lake and the land surrounding it." "(laughs) You're kidding us, this water belongs to everyone here." "Give me that piece of garbage!" "(laughing)" "So you think this lake here belongs to anyone who wishes to use it, is that so?" "Watch this, lady." "Hey, (mumble) yeah." "(laughing)" "I could drink the whole thing too." "Here, take this, it's full." "Start drinking it." " Oh, okay." " There you go." "(gulping)" "(gasps)" "Oh!" "Sorry about that, buddy." "How dare you, you filthy pig, I'll... (laughing)" "Come, my friend!" "See if you can defend yourself against two ordinary water carriers." "(groaning)" "Next one please." "Okay." "Ready?" "(jazzy music)" "Something's gotta be done about those guys and the sooner the better for all of us concerned." "Chu Kei, let's not rush into things now." "Well I'm with you guys." "Sooner or later, they've gotta get their comeuppance." "It's bound to happen, and we're gonna do it." "(laughs) You plan to save the village from Chow Chang and his gang?" "Chu Kei, shut up and give her a break why don't you!" "Hey, I've got a feeling." "We can turn this water business into a gold mine." "Huh?" "A gold mine?" "It's easy, all we gotta do is open up a big tavern." "That's a great idea!" "These guys drink so much booze anyway, we can just watch our fortune grow!" "Exactly, we can keep watching them and plot our next move!" "Okay, but we don't have enough money." "Well that's easy, Chu Kei can find another job." "(laughs) Hey, he was only kidding." "I've got a better idea anyway." "I won't let you down, don't worry about it." "Chu Kei, don't be long now, you be careful!" "Hmm?" "Hey!" "Where do you think you're all going?" "Tell me." "I'm gonna quit this lousy job." "You wanna quit?" "!" "Yeah, you never pay us salaries." "But you continue to collect the rent." "And those gangsters never leave us alone, you know." "(unison) So we all decided to leave." "Have you finished talking?" "No, we want money before we leave." "If you go now, I won't give you your salaries." "Then we'll go anyway." "(laughs) Go then!" "You're all so stupid you'd probably leave without your money." "Okay, let's go then!" "Hey, you mean this?" "Hey, stop!" "Hey, where are you girls going anyway?" "Can you give us our salaries and provide decent living quarters?" "What, living quarters?" "!" "You'll regret this!" "Well if you had any brains in your head, you'd leave too." "Humph, come on, let's go." "Good riddance then!" "All you do is complain about the food anyway, you little vixens you!" "Imbecile, you're the cause of our problems anyways, so get back in your kitchen and work!" "(groans) Ow, ow, oooh." "(laughing)" "[Chu] Here's your food." "Pay here please." "Thank you very much, come again." "Thank you." "Oh you're welcome, come in, come in." "Now then." "(mumble) welcome to the restaurant." "(laughing)" "I'm glad I came tonight, you're so beautiful, girls!" "(laughing)" "What would you gentlemen like to eat?" "We specialize in Chinese food." "Okay, you make the suggestions!" "Oh, we have deep fried noodles, thin noodles, meat vegetables," "rice dishes and of course our lovely homemade soup." "You got some chicken?" "[Chu] Oh yes, of course." "There are so many dishes here, we'll have some of each!" "Okay, coming right up, gentlemen, thank you!" "It's good business out there, they wanna try all the dishes!" "We'll be rich in no time at all if it keeps up like this, it's fantastic!" "Oh boy!" "Calm down, remember I'm the one that's got to cook all this stuff." "That's your job, why are you complaining?" "Chu Kei, just remember one thing that we're not here to make money so we can be rich, but to watch them out there!" "Don't you think I know that, but if we have a chance to make some money, then why don't we?" "I've got to live on something!" "So mind your own business!" "Maybe he's got a point somewhere after all, I'd sure like to be rich." "Better get this food ready." "The noodles are doing fine." "Eggs will be ready in no time." "Okay, a little bit more oil now." "On a little, each one of them." "There we go, one two three." "I do believe this will be the best meal I've ever made, I can't believe this." "Smells delicious." "Wonderful." "(chuckles)" "Lovely." "(gasps)" "Everything ready?" "Huh?" "Sleeping on the job?" "(laughing)" "Just lie still for a minute." "Boy do you know how to cook!" "Let's hope it tastes good." "(chuckles)" "Now don't keep everything, give me that." "Open wide!" "(fly buzzing)" "Another one." "Huh?" "(humming)" "What do you think you're doing to our guests, just tell me!" "I was just trying to get rid of the flies for them, that's all." "Well remember to do it when they're not there!" "Let me tell you one thing." "Ever since the girls have all left, things have been falling apart." "You should have hired replacements a long time ago." "I don't have any help in the kitchen whatsoever, I have to do it all by myself, it's awful!" "Things out here are so dirty and grungy, it's awful!" "Hmm?" "Humph, just shut up!" "For the second week in a row I've hardly had any customers." "It's almost time..." "To settle things up." "Humph, now tell me what that is supposed to mean." "You see later today..." "Is the big opening of our brother's restaurant in town." "How about my customers?" "They should be coming here." "Your restaurant has come to an end." "Come on, my dear, don't worry." "(electronic synthesizer music)" "Ah!" "Get up!" "Ah!" "Sorry about that." "Why you little... (chuckling)" "I'll get you!" "(groans) Ow." "(laughing)" "Ah!" "(twinkling sound)" "(laughing)" "What do you think you are doing?" "Ow, ow!" "I'm just learning fast, that's all." "You must be a good teacher." "Don't you be a smart ass." "You're always treating me like a kid!" "Look, if you don't smarten up we'll keep training until the sun goes down." "What do you think of that?" "No, no, no thanks, I'm going." "(groaning)" "You did it again, you little..." "Sorry." "(chuckling)" "Today, you will feast on all our specialties." "I am at your service, sir." "I guess." "Tell me, my good friend, where are all your customers?" "Oh we've been having some troubles lately." "The problems for you and your boss have only just begun because we aim to clean up this village of such filth." "Yes sir, certainly." "More wine." "Yes." "Hmm?" "Tell me one thing, cook." "Tell me about those guys." "The real ugly ones sitting over there in their corner." "(stammers) I'd r-rather n-not s-say-say-say." "(grumbling)" "Welcome!" "How are you this fine day?" "Oh, please pull up a chair and sit down." "Thank you, I haven't seen you here before." "You haven't?" "But you must have." "Next time you come, bring your friends." "I'm sure they'll have a good time." "They will." "I'll make sure to bring them the next time." "We'll be delighted to eat here." "Business has been so bad." "You don't say!" "Why's that?" "I have this feeling things will pick up." "Well for your sake I really hope they do." "I think you're a good girl." "Oh, are you leaving so soon?" "I hope to see you again." "I have business to attend, but I'll be back." "Aww." "Excuse me, sir, do you suppose you could possibly pay your bill before you leave, maybe, yes?" "Later on!" "[Cook] Yes, sir." "You lazy slobs still hanging around this village, haven't you better things to do?" "What do you mean?" "Well pretty soon you'll be earning your money around here." "(laughs) Funny, the toothpick slipped." "(laughing)" "Stop!" "Follow me." "Outside." "(dramatic music)" "(laughs) You know something?" "You guys are a little rusty 'cause you've had your way around here too long." "Haven't you?" "Come on then!" "(jazzy music)" "(laughing)" "Come on!" "(laughing)" "(laughing)" "Let go of my face!" "(groaning)" "(chuckling)" "You wait 'till next time!" "(laughing)" "Ow, my nose!" "Tell me what you're gonna do with that guy." "He walks in the restaurant, leaves without paying and starts a fight!" "She's right!" "Something must be done, we're losing control of the village now." "We'll do something." "We'll deal with his woman friend and the old man as well." "Humph, this is my chance." "I've got to get out of here and the sooner I do, the better." "I'll just sneak out when nobody's looking." "I'll be so crafty." "And I'm taking my little pots with me." "(suspenseful music)" "Stop there!" "Where do you think you're going?" "I have decided to leave." "I am not working here any longer." "I'm fed up." "Hey hey, wait a minute, what are you doing?" "You can leave now, but you're not going with them, you understand?" "Come on!" "Okay, take the pots, take the pots!" "Take the pots, put me down!" "Ahhhhh!" "(groans) Let me down." "(boing sound)" "Grrrr!" "(screaming)" "Get me outta here!" "Oooh." "What, hey, what's happened to him?" "Why is he lying down?" "What's wrong with you?" "Why are you lying there?" "What's wrong with you?" "Huh?" "Oh it's you!" "I risked my life to get here to warn each and every one of you all about Chang and his evil gang" "of men, they're out to get us, you know." "Why would you warn us?" "Why should we believe you?" "Yeah, why?" "Leave the poor fellow alone." "If there's truth in what he says, we should plan against attack." "Talk, that's all we ever do." "Shut up, old man!" "I don't see you doing anything!" "The time to act is now!" "I'm aware of that, my friend." "We mustn't alarm the girls now." "We can plan later how to deal with those tyrants." "Anyway, I have a plan, just listen to me." "(whispering)" "What is it, I warn you, you don't have much time anymore." "Don't worry about us." "We'll be ready when the time comes." "I'll help you!" "I can fight three at once!" "Oh, no no!" "(dramatic music)" "Fishy to me." "[Voiceover] Those statues must be worth millions!" "[Voiceover] Yeah, wow." "Oooo... (laughing)" "Looks real to me." "(laughing)" "An old man just like the one I know." "(laughing)" "(laughs) You see that?" "You wanna feel how real?" "!" "(pots clanging)" "(laughing)" "Oh beautiful." "Let me touch a little..." "Look, but don't touch!" "Huh?" "Hmm... (laughing)" "Oh my little beauty, I'd like to take you home with me!" "Hey buddy!" "Huh?" "Are you so stupid you don't recognize me?" "How, you're, you're real!" "Of course we're real!" "What do you think?" "(groaning) (pots clanging)" "("Here Comes The Bride music)" "(groaning) (pans clanging)" "A fine bunch of men you are." "Falling for that!" "What do you have to say for yourselves?" "!" "Boss, we couldn't help ourselves." "We thought they were gold statues, but once we realized that they were all fake, we just got out as soon as we could." "Next time we'll do a lot better." "We really promise we'll do a lot better, really." "Imbeciles!" "I've heard enough of your foolish mutterings!" "What do you have to say?" "Guards!" "Yes, sir!" "Other guard!" "Come on." "(jazzy action music)" "(laughs) We got ourselves a bunch of angry visitors." "(dramatic sting)" "We should see why they honor us with their presence here." "Let's go." " You will pay for this!" " Hold it!" "Ahh, (laughs)." "Take it easy first." "Let me massage your shoulders." "Heh, heh, mmmhm." "(neck cracks)" "Go for it!" "Wait, wait!" "Hold it a minute." "Ahhh!" "(orchestral action music)" "Are you all right?" "Yeah." "Try and stand up." "(light piano music)" "(yawning)" "All in a day's work." "We did well this time, but I'm sure they'll be back again soon." "We'll have to prepare for the next time." "(laughs) Don't worry, we just won our first battle!" "Let's go and relax somewhere." "(laughing)" "He's right, you know." "(dramatic orchestral music)" "What now?" "Have you made plans?" "They'll be dealt with." "They will?" "Of this one thing I'm certain." "How can you be so certain when you have failed before?" "You have a secret weapon?" "(laughing)" "Concentrate on every movement." "Feel your muscles stretching." "Push as far as you can." "Breathe deeply." "The final confrontation approaches us soon." "You must have your body in fit shape for this." "Breathe deeply again." "We must be ready to deal the final blows to our foes with the 7-Star Grand Mantis." "Teacher, this time I will take my revenge for what they've done." "Do not worry, my dear." "Revenge will be ours." "The cleanliness of mind and body are the first steps to seek in the way." "We call this the right way or the good way." "These are the basic principles which I want you to learn about the martial arts of the double fist." "The law of the cosmic duo force is based on the arm being good and the hand as evil." "This is the way of the 7-Star Grand Mantis." "Teacher, there's little time left." "Show us the exercises that will strengthen our minds and our body." "He's right, you know, time is short." "(upbeat trumpet music)" "The basic point of martial arts is to develop the one true way." "The way to enter Nirvana is the individual who prays devoutly every day." " Thank you, teacher." " Thank you, teacher." "(coughing)" "Teacher!" "You've been pushing yourself too hard, you must take a rest now." "We've had enough lessons for today." "I'll be all right, don't you two worry about me." "(coughing)" "Oh master, welcome, I'm sorry about that." "Chu Kei!" "Chu Kei, I missed you!" "Ha, me too, I missed you so much." "Aww, you look so tired." "I'm okay!" "You must rest." "Oooh, I missed you so much." "You're so handsome." "I feel a bit tired, that's all." "Oh I really missed you!" "(chuckling)" "(coughing)" "Master, you've got a very bad cough, what can I do about it?" "Don't bother the others, don't worry them about this, don't worry." "Just leave me alone, I'll be better." "Let me help you inside, master, come on." "We must look after the teacher." "We depend on him." "We should be able to hold out against Chow Chang and his gang of evil men should they attack us." "Don't you worry, woman, our master will see us through all our difficulties." "We must train some more." "We'll train ourselves, the teacher needs a long deserved rest." "Tell me what you see!" "What's going on?" "!" "Is anything happening, huh?" "!" "Shhh, be quiet, they'll hear you." "[Voiceover] What do you see?" "!" "I'll let you know when I get down." "(groaning)" " Ow." " Oooh." "Wait for me, wait for me!" "Now then, tell me what you saw over there." "(unison) Yes sir!" "Well we're sure that a group of our men could easily get in their camp, sir." "Yes, our men will take them by surprise." "My friend, you underestimate their strength." "White Cane Beggar is an old foe." "An old foe, yes, but nevertheless he's an old man." "I say we attack them now!" "Be patient, the time will come when we can attack them with their defences down." "(laughing)" "Huh?" "Master, where you going, oh." "Shhh, you mustn't tell anyone you saw me leave." "No one must know where I am going." "Are you going to Chow Chang's then?" "Don't mention his name, I'm just going for a drink, that's all I'm going for." "Then why all the secrecy if you're just going for a drink which you could easily have right here, huh?" "No one must find out because everyone wants me to lie down and rest." "Ah, master, don't give that woman anymore trouble!" "(upbeat pop music)" "Oooh, that figure." "Look at that, baby." "Oh, I got it, let me get it." "Thank you." "You're such a pretty girl." "You shouldn't touch." "You have such soft skin, my dear." "Please don't touch me there." "Boy, you're not bad looking." "Ah, my dear, if you've got nothing to do right now, why don't you join us for a drink or maybe something to eat?" "I'd love to, when do we go?" "I'm glad to hear that, why don't you come right now, go over there." "Just follow us, we're all gentlemen." "We wouldn't do anything wrong to harm you, young lady." "Come on." "Oh, wait, I'm sorry, but I've changed my mind." "My mother is waiting for this parcel." "Next time." "She's got a lot of spunk!" "You thought you had her, didn't you?" "Something's strange." "(laughing)" "Hey pretty girl, won't you reconsider our offer?" "Hands off me!" "Please tell me your name and where you live for next time, huh?" "I'm sorry, but I'm married." "You really are?" "Oh come on." "Let me go!" "Put me down!" "Let me go!" "How can you do this to me?" "No!" "Oh, what are you doing?" "Come on." "If my husband finds out..." "Don't be shy, come on, let's get it on." "(laughing)" "Let me go!" "Oh you're so sexy." "[Chu] You're ugly!" "I'm gonna have to get rough!" "Get off me!" "Huh?" "You!" "What do you think, you big brute!" "(fast-paced orchestral music)" "Get him, get him!" "Come on, get him!" "Enough running!" "(groaning)" "You and your men have been terrorizing the girls for long enough!" "Now it's gonna be your turn!" "I'll show you something, you punk!" "(jazzy action music)" "Hmm?" "It's you!" "We're in deep trouble, our teacher's nowhere to be found!" "Where could he have gone to?" "He must have gone to fight Chow Chang." "But teacher's very sick." "How could he have done this to us?" "We must do something quickly to save him from the danger." "Let's go together." "No, I'll go alone!" "Hey wait a minute!" "You're not gonna go dressed like that!" "Here, put these on." "Thanks a lot, thanks!" "[Voiceover] Waiter, my bill please." "(jazzy action music) (people whimpering)" "Waiter, I'll pay the bill now." "Thank you." "Thank you, sir, thank you." "Huh?" "(dramatic sting)" "We meet." "It's been such a long time." "It has, but I have waited for this meeting now for as long as you have." "Well..." "Can I do something to help you?" "You seem troubled by our presence in this village here." "You and your band of dogs are through now in this village!" "What makes you think so?" "Are you going to stop me?" "No, he's mine!" "(grunting)" "(music intensifies)" "(unison) Teacher!" "(groaning)" "(bones cracking)" "Teacher!" "You guys will pay for this!" "(war cry)" "(upbeat trumpet music)" "(grunting)" "(groaning)" "Teacher!" "Teacher!" "Go and finish the scoundrel." "Right!" "Ahhhh!" "(laughing)" "(gulping)" "Good God, what the hell's happening?" "(coughing)" "(chuckling)" "You think your tricks can fool me, well I'm invincible." "Before long, I'll be finished with the three of you." "Come and try your luck!" "(chuckling)" "(orchestral action music)" "(chuckling)" "(laughs) Is that all you have to show me, punk?" "Picking your teeth?" "!" "(laughing)" "(groaning)" "You'll regret this." "(laughs) Are you sure we will?" "Your days of tyranny are over!" "(laughing)" "There are others who will complete the job for me." " Come on." " Good job." "Teacher." "You did me well and now we are rid of Chow Cheng's men once and for all." "We owe it all to you and your persistence and guidance." "My guidance?" "I was drunk the whole time!" "(laughing)"