"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry." "Hurry, hurry, hurry." "Oh!" "Ah!" "Ch-ch-ch." "Ah, okay." "Okay." "Cowboy." "Ah-num-num-num!" "Ah-num-num-num!" "Ah-num-num-num." "Hello." "Hello." "Good morning." "I have to pay my taxes." "Madloba." "Madloba." "Madloba." " Didi madloba." "Didi madloba." " Madloba." "Didi madloba." "Didi madloba." "Madloba." "Madloba." "Didi madloba." " Madloba." " Didi madloba." "And, uh..." "Ah, no." "Didi madloba." "Madloba." "Did you shit?" "Little gatito shits." "Oh..." "Take a picture!" "Take a picture!" "Can you... can you reach..." "Can you reach here?" "Yeah, but not after doing some of them." "But can you do it like that?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "Number one, my friend!" "Oh, yes." "Oh." "Your wife?" "Fiancée..." "will be his wife." " She can carry?" " She can carry, yes." "Yeah, don't..." "don't worry about me." "No, I'm strong." "Number one, my friend!" "My friend." "Number one." "Yeah." "Without horse, without donkey... 100 lari a day." "In Svaneti, it was 60 a day." "In Svaneti, yeah, but here's Khevi." " Yeah, I know." " Local price." "My friend, number one!" "Why don't we..." "Can we make it a little bit cheaper?" "Do you want this?" "Yep." "Shh." "Madloba!" "Madloba." " Denver Nuggets!" " Yeah, Denver Nuggets." "Didi madloba!" "You said "thank you" to him." ""Madloba" means..." "That's "thank you."" "Gamarjoba." "Gamarjoba." " Gamarjoba." " Gamarjoba." "Hey, be careful." "He is not pet dog." "He can bite." "Yeah?" "Yeah, yeah, really." "And he has... fleas." "Dirty dog." "Look at that goat." " It has three horns." " Yeah." " The king sheep." " Mutant." "Mutant." "You always have a goat with sheep." "Goat is very smart, and sheep is stupid." "And sheep will follow goat." "If goat fall off rock, sheep fall too." "So are we your sheep?" " Whoa." " Stampede." "One, two, three, four." "Hey, hey!" "Wait me!" "Ho!" " What?" " Wait me." " Give me rucksack." " No, no, no, it's okay." " It's okay, Dato." " No, no." "It's okay." "I'm fine." "Oh!" "Be careful!" "No, no, I'm fine." "I don't need help." "It's okay." "I'm fine." "Thank you." "Oops!" "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "Fine." "What is it?" "Very nice stone." "I don't know English name." "Georgian name is..." "It help many problems... liver problems, stomach problems..." "Kidneys problems." "And in Asian country, this is very expensive." "$800." "Wow." "And it make your skin very good, is very beautiful, like baby's ass." "You can take." "Thank you." "I just have to rub it all over my body every day, and I'll be perfectly healthy." "And beautiful." "After shower." "Hey." "You think he just made that up?" "Let's see." "No, no, don't lick it." "Don't lick it." "Don't lick it." "Let's see it." "Hold it for a second?" "Come back with my rock." "No." "Give me the rock." "It's amazing." "Hey, come." "Alex..." "Come on." "Okay." "Three weeks, and you become a bear." "I know, I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna shave it when we get back." "Hey, guys?" "Do you know what this is?" "What is it?" "You can eat." "Eat it." "Good?" "Mm, strong." "Mm, it..." "So now we are waiting two hours." "And after, you will die." "Die." "Sorry." "We what?" "We die?" "Sorry." "This is joke." "Th is is k'vliavi." "Good." "What is it?" "It's cumin." "Mm-hmm." "What is that?" "You know, Chinese government say we are too much people, and we must..." "some people, castration." "And... but Chinese doctors is not enough." "And come..." "What happened?" "Okay." "Yeah." "Ready?" "Let me go a bit..." "There... no, a bit more." "Yeah, yeah." "Ah, yes." "Ah." "Didi madloba." "Okay." "You're welcome." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Okay." " So..." " So!" "Castration!" "Chinese castration." "And come Georgian doctor, and he make a thousand operation for one day." "This Chinese doctor ask," ""What happened?"" "And come look what is..." "And Georgian doctor take two rocks and... on the balls." "Push, bah!" "One, two, three!" "And so, thousand." "A day?" "Yeah, a day." "But they ask, "Maybe this make big pain?"" "Yeah, yeah, big pain, when your finger... if your finger come in between, this make big pain." "But thousand operation for Chinese people..." "Nothing." "This was not enough." "And come Gurian person," "Gurian doctor." "Do you know Guria?" "It is west part of Georgia." "Very funny people, very smart." "And he make 10,000 operation every day." "And so you make big people line." "Bend over and put balls in..." "Ah, mouth." "And after one push..." "ow!" "And... ow, ow, ow." "And then..." "Very cheap and very fast." "But this is not enough for Chinese people." "They are too much." "9 chimpanzees, 10 chimpanzees, 11 chimpanzees, 12 chimpanzees," "13 chimpanzees, 14 chimpanzees," "15 chimpanzees, 16 chimpanzees, 17 chimpanzees, 18 chimpanzees," "19 chimpanzees, 20 chimpanzees, 21 chimpanzees, 22 chimpanzees," "23 chimpanzees, 24 chimpanzees, 25 chimpanzees, 26 chimpanzees," "27 chimpanzees, 28 chimpanzees, 29 chimpanzees, 30 chimpanzees," "31 chimpanzees, 32 chimpanzees, 33 chimpanzees, 34 chimpanzees," "35 chimpanzees, 36 chimpanzees, 37 chimpanzees, 38 chimpanzees," "39 chimpanzees, 40 chimpanzees, 41 chimpanzees, 42 chimpan..." "Alex, which car do you have?" "Bicycle." " Only bicycle?" " Yeah." "Next year, I want buy four-wheel car." "Toyota Land Cruiser." "All square, you know?" "Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "My neighbor buy from America by internet, but you must be careful, because sometimes they say car is okay;" "you pay money, and after come, car with many problems, with engine problems or something." "I think some black people..." "Dato..." "Make this special..." "Don't say it like that." "And that I want buy from Japanese." "Japanese people, they are correct." "If they say car is okay, car is okay." "What are..." "Ah-ah-ah..." "No." "Up." "Cut it?" " Cut." "Yeah." "Oh-bah." "Watch it." "Be careful." "Please make knot." " Like that?" " Mm-hmm." "Again?" "Mm-hmm, one more." "Okay, yeah?" "Take." "Nice!" "Yeah!" "Op, op, op, op." "Op, op, op." "Eh!" " Wow." " Wow." "Take foot... your hand." "My foot?" "Your hand." "Other hand?" "Yeah." "Okay." " Ow." "Now your khachapuri is mine." "Now I eat like this." "Okay, open." "Open!" "Wait, wait." "This is not easy." "With the knife." " Okay." " Be careful." "Careful." "Now put..." "Good, good trick." "Now put it back together." "Salvador?" "Yes." "Armenia?" "Yes." "Bhutan?" "No." "Cuba?" "Yes." "Kyrgyzstan?" "Yes." "Sierra Leone?" "No." "Turkmenistan?" "No." "Albania?" "Comí." "Comiste." "Comió." "Comimos." "Comi-eron." " Comieron." " Comieron." "Uh-huh." "Mm..." "Querer." "Queri." "Mm-mm." "Que..." "It's irregular." "Ah, si." "Qui... quise." "Uh-huh." "Quisiste." "Quiso." "Quisimos." "Quisieron." "Yeah." "Uh..." "Poder." "Pode?" "Pude?" "Uh-huh." "Pudiste." "Pudo." "Pudimos." "Pudieron." "Cojear." "Cojeé." "Cojeaste." "Uh-huh." " Cojeó." " Mm." "Cojeamos." " Sí." "Cojearon." "Bien." "Eh..." "Remember tener?" "Tiene." "Teni?" "It's irregular as well." "Ay!" " Tuve." " Tu..." " Tuve." " Tuve." "Tuviste." "Tu... tuvio?" " Tuvo." " Tuvo." "Tuvimos." "Hey." "No." "No." "Nica, no." "He's right there." "He's right in front of us." "Come on." "No." "He's right in front of us." "You like it." "Of course I like it." "I don't like it that he's..." "Shh, shh." "Shh, shh, shh." "Shh... don't." "You're making me..." ""The mountains close in more and more tightly, and it seems as though there's no longer any hope." "Only a bit of sky is visible directly above our heads." "It has a disheartening effect on us." "We are overwhelmed and keep silent." "Suddenly at a sharp turn in the road, a huge chasm opens up on our right, and quite close to us, we see the ice-covered peak of Mount Kazbek with its glaciers sparkling white in the sun." "It is cheek byjowl with us, placid and tall, mute." "A mysterious feeling courses through us." "The cliff stands there as if conjured up by the other cliffs." "We feel as though a being from another world is looking at us." "I scramble out of the carriage, get behind the folding top and..."" "What does it mean?" "This means "son of beach."" ""Bitch."" ""Beach," it's, uh..." "Beach." "Beach!" "Yeah, yeah." "I take my bitch to the beach." "I take my bitch to the beach." "I take my beach to the beach." "I take my bitch to the beach." "I take my bitch to the bitch." "I take my bitch to the beach." "I take my bitch to the beach." "I take my bitch to the beach." "I take my bitch to the beach." "I take my bitch to the beach!" "I take my bitch to the beach!" "Okay, okay, okay." "Now we must drink." " Hey, thank you." "Thank you." "Ah." " Ah!" "Ahh." "Yes, mine, mine, mine." "Mmm." "Now we drink." "Do you have a bug on you?" "We drink to woman." "Okay?" "Okay." "You must stand up." "Okay." "On the... no, not... not..." "Sit down." "Sit down." "On the knee." "Oh, on the knees?" "For... to woman!" " To woman!" " Yes." "Without woman, life is nothing." "I cannot." "Gaumarjos." " Gaumarjos." " Gaumarjos." "Gaumarjos." "Oh." "Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho." "Next lesson." "I..." "I take a shit on the sheet." "I take sheet on the sheet." "No." "Okay." "I take shit..." " A shit." " Shit." "Shit." "Shit!" " Alex." " Hmm?" "I have to pee." "Yeah." "Whoo!" "Ahh." "Whoo." "One, two..." "Good." "Almost, almost." "Perfect throw." "One, two..." " Gamarjoba." " Gamarjoba." "Amerikuli..." "Dato?" "What's going on?" "Nica?" "I have a rock in my boot." "You all right?" " Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "You sure?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "No, thank you." "Hey, guys!" "Do you want take photo?" "Good place." "No, thank you." "Hey!" "About ready?" " It's the same house?" " Yeah." "Where are you going?" "To take a piss." "Take the poncho!" "What did they want?" "Give me a verb." "Come on, give me a verb." "Escuchar." "What?" "Escuchar." "Escuché." "Escuché?" "Sí." "Escuchaste." "Escuché." "Escuchamos." "Escucharon." "Escucharon." "Yeah." "Good." "Hmm..." "Oir." "Is it "smell"?" "No, that's, uh, oler." "Oir is to... to hear." "Oh, yeah." "Oye." "No, that's..." "Oye is like, "Hey."" "Kind of like, "Hey, hey, listen, hey."" "Like, "Oye, oye!"" "# Oye como va #" "Yeah, yeah." "# Oye como va #" "Oye, oye, oye." "So..." "Oí." "Mm-hmm." "Oíste?" "O... oyó?" "Oyó." "Oyamos?" " Oimos." " Oimos." "Oy... oyeron." " Yeah." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "Eh..." "You want another one?" "Yes." "Hmm." "Hacer." "Hacer?" "Uh-huh." "Hice." "Uh-huh." "Haciste." " Hiciste." " Hiciste." "Uh-huh." "Hicio?" "Hizo." "What about here?" "No, he's gonna look for the widest part because that's where the current's a bit slower." "Wait me." "I go look." "Keep your rucksack loose." "No belt." "Okay, tsavidet." "Go ahead." "No, you can go." "You sure?" "Okay." " Please." "Oh!" "Rucksack, rucksack!" "Rucksack, get!" "Get the backpack!" "It's okay." "Beautiful voice." "No..." "Alex is the singer." "And beautiful girl." "Oh." "No, he's amazing." "He plays the guitar." "He knows- like, he hears a song once, and he can play it right away." " Ooh." " Yeah." "Very nice." "Now we teach you a song?" "Our turn?" "Ah, this is..." "This is good." "Difficult, very difficult." "All right, Señor Don Gato." "I go like this to you, and you say..." "you say," ""Meow, meow, meow," like a cat." "Meow, meow?" "Meow, meow, meow." "Meow... meow, meow, meow." "Yes, okay." "Okay." "I am ready." "# Oh, Señor Don Gate was a cat #" "# On a high red roof Don Gato sat #" "# He went there to read a letter #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "Good!" "# Where the reading light was better #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# 'Twas a love note for Don Gato #" "# "I adore you," said the lady cat #" "# Who was fluffy, orange, nice and fat #" "# There was not a sweeter kitty #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# In the country or the city #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# And she sw..." "she saki she'd wed Don Gate #" "# Oh, Don Gate #" "# Cried so happily #" "# He fell off the roof and broke his knee #" "# Broke his ribs and all his whiskers #" "# Hey, meow, meow, meow #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# And his little solar plexus #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# "Ay, caramba!" cried Don Gate #" "I'm gonna go to sleep." "Okay?" "Good night." "Good night." "Nahvamdis." "Okay." "# And so all the doctors #" "# Came on the run #" "# Just to see if something could be done #" "# They began a consultation #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# About how to save their patient #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# How to save Sefior Don Gate #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# But in spite of everything they tried #" "It goes on and on." "# Poor Señor Don Gate up and med #" "# No, it wasn't very merry #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# Going to the cemetery #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# For the ending oi Don Gate #" "# When the funeral passed the market square #" "# Such a smell of fish was in the air #" "Um... how does it go?" "# Such a smell of fish was in the air #" "Uh..." "# Though his burial was slated #" "# Meow, meow, meow #" "# He became reanimated #" "# Meow, meow, meow, meow #" "# He came back to Hie, Don Gate #" "# For he had nine lives, Don Gato!" "#" "Oh, very long and very nice." "I am singing only in mountains, when I am alone and nobody..." "You sing good, Dato." "Yeah..." "More chacha!" "More chacha." "Cha-cha-cha." "Ah." "So I say toast?" "Toast, yeah." "Without toast, it's..." "Okay." "Not possible." "So I say toast to you and for everything you teach us and for..." " For life!" " Life!" "Yeah, life is good." "Yes." "But good life is better." "Yeah." "Gaumarjos." "When you make marriage?" "November." "Ooh." "Good time." "What this means?" "What?" " What's this?" "Tattoo." "Oh, something stupid I drew when I was 18." "And this is mushroom?" "Ah." "And why mushroom?" "Many of my friends made tattoo with blood type, you know, in West Georgia, in Abkhazia War." "Mm." "Were you in the war?" "Not the last war, no, but I was in '90, '92." "Ah, terrible time." "I want to drink... toast to those people who died young in wars." "You know, war help to die young." "Gaumarjos." "You want?" "Many..." "Many, many of my friends died." "And I start too much drink." "Too much, every day." "And this was big problem for my wife." " You're married?" " Yeah." "I didn't know you had a wife, Dato." "I was..." "I was married." "Like you, very young." "How old do you think I am, Dato?" "I think 21, 22." "Thank you." "I'm..." " No, 23?" "And okay." "I am 30, Dato, but thank you." "No, no." "Maybe you use good skin cream." "I know skin creams because I sold before." "You sold skin cream?" "Yeah, not only skin cream." "Many, many different things." "For example:" "socks, soaps, underwear, bra, and, uh... woman's nylon." "Car too." "Yeah." "Yeah, it was very difficult time... for life." "What happened to your wife?" "Mm..." "I drink... drink too much, and my wife leave me." "And she's going in Holland and marry." "He..." "and she find Turkish man." "Not European, Turkish." "You understand me?" "And, uh, this is nothing, but she take my son." "You have a son?" "How old is he?" "My son..." "One time she call me, and she had problem with this Turkish guy." "And she call me, "Dato, okay, come." "Come, and we can begin everything..."" ""Now."" "And I come." "I collect money." "I borrow money." "I took credit." "And I go." "I love..." "I love my wife." "And, uh, you know, when I come," "I cannot understand this woman." "She was correct..." "different." "And she talk different language, and, uh, she has a different mentality." "My son cannot speak Georgian and don't understand me." "And he... my son..." "he was afraid of me." "And I was two months in Holland." "I find some job, and I work 16 hour every day." "But when I come home, I was alone." "Nobody talk with me... not wife, not my son." "And..." "I come back to Georgia." "Two months." "Hmm." "Well, to children." "For children, yeah?" "For your future children." "Ah." "Gaumarjos." " Gaumarjos." "Gaumarjos." "Promise?" "Promise?" " Closed." "Closed." "Keep 'em closed!" "Yeah." "No problem." "Closed." "Okay." "You can open." "Okay." "Are you okay?" "I'm okay." "Ooh!" "So your wife, she went back to the Turkish guy?" "Yeah." "She was going to Turkish guy, and, uh..." "After one month, when I leave, they die, auto crash..." "in auto crash..." "With my son." "Yeah, after my wife," "I don't touch woman four orf ive year." "And I come here, and I live here in mountain." "I like." "This here is real life, real people, and you can understand everything, what means." "For example: food, water, and warm fire." "Everything." "Maybe I..." "I stay here until my finish." "My death." "May I kiss you?" "What?" "What?" "Dato!" ""May I kiss you?"" "Why not?" ""Why not?"" "You can kiss my cheek or my hand." "You can kiss my hand." "Only hand?" "Uh, cheek." "Okay." "Wait, wait." "Wait." "Wait, wait." "I feel pukey." "Stop." "Wait." "What?" "I'm sorry." "I feel pukey." "Okay." "Nothing?" "You want to try again?"