"[ Wind Whistling ]" "[ Man ] Viewer beware." "You're in for a scare." "Goosebumps." "[ Crow Cawing ]" "[ Bells Tolling ]" "[ Chair Creaking ]" "[ Voice Laughing ]" "Karlsville is open." "Time to play." "[ Laughing ]" "[ Continues Laughing ]" "Good morning, guys and girls, this is G.B. Radio 320." "It's gonna be a hot one today." "It's gonna climb way up there." "[ Music Playing ]" "[ People Chattering ]" "# Show me the money, I'll show you the good time #" "Todd, what a pig!" "You're damaging the merchandise." "This is a Cal Ripken rookie card." "It's worth a fortune." "What's the big deal?" "Who's gonna notice?" "Jessica Walters, quick." "Uh, hey, Jessica." "Hey, Matthew." " Selling any good cards today?" " Uh, no." " We already sold all the cards." " Yeah." "Sold them all, huh?" "That is too bad." "But, you know, Matthew, I am in the market for some new furniture, and..." "[ Woman ] What about that one?" "This would go great in my room." "[ Sighs ]" " How much for the desk?" " The desk isn't for sale." "[ Woman ] Good morning, Jessica." "[ Jessica ] Good morning, Mrs. Erikson." "So, you're sure you don't want to sell this desk?" "Of course, we're selling the desk." " [ Sighs ]" " Oh." " [ Mathew's Mom ] Make an offer." " Let's see, um..." " How about $20." " OK, fine, you win." " But no deals." " These cards are in mint condition." " [ Sighs ] - [ Woman ] That's great." "[ Man ] How much are these books?" "[ Sniffing ] Mmm." "Strawberry." "My favorite flavor." "I'll give you $2 for it." "$2?" "This card is in mint condition." " This card is a collectible." " $2." "Not a penny more." "But you only paid Bobby Stanley a buck for it." "Todd!" "# Money #" "Fine. $2." " Uh, do you have change for a 20?" " No." "Oh, well." "[ Laughs ]" "The only other bill I have is..." "[ Sighing ] Well, it's just a 1." "[ Matthew ] Fine just take it and get out of here." "# I need money #" " [ Computer Beeps ] - # I want money #" "# Money #" "# M-O-N-E-Y #" "# Money #" "# Somebody give me some cash #" "# Money #" "# I need lots of money #" "# Money #" "[ Knocking On Door ]" "Uh, hey, Jess." "Um, could I talk to you for a minute?" "Yeah, sure." "Well, um..." "Well, Mom and Dad's anniversary is next week and I found them a-- a great picture frame, sterling silver." "Oh, Mom loves pictures." "Yeah, it's the perfect gift." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "It would be, if I could afford it." "Look, I..." "I just need to borrow some money, I'll pay you back." "[ Sighs ] Sam, with what?" "I have told you a million times." "Yeah, I know, I know." "I've got to start saving my money." "You waste it on games, and candy, and toys." "For what?" "Well, how about for fun?" "[ Sam ] Look, Jess, I don't want to sit around all day counting money like you do." "So I guess that's a no." " Of course not." " Hmm?" "I never give up a good business opportunity when I see one." "Let's see, today's prime rate closed at 6%, so, I will loan you the money at 3 points overtime, that is 9%." "[ Sighs ] Forget it." "I'll make 'em a key chain." "Jessica, before you sit back to contemplate your financial empire," "I need you to sweep out the attic." "[ Sighing ] Mom, I don't want to spend my whole afternoon in some creepy old attic." "But if you don't do it, Sam gets your allowance for the week." "Well, that's not fair." "[ Grunts ]" "Yuck." "[ Sighs ]" "Cool." "What a cute little town." ""Karlsville the Collector's Edition."" "This could be worth a fortune." "Hello, Mom, it's Jessica." "Can you come up here?" "[ Chuckling ]" "Are you OK?" "What is it?" "Over here." "I want to show you something." "It's some kind of miniature town." "Wow." "This is really something." " I wonder who left it here." " Probably the previous owners." " Could I have it?" " Sure." "Looks like fun." "Fun." "It's a collector's edition." "Could be worth something." "I'll sell it and make some money." "You can keep the model town." "But don't sell it." "I want you to share it with your brother." "[ Sighs ] She has no business sense." "[ Cell Phone Rings ]" "Jessica Walters speaking." "[ Cell Phone Rings ]" "[ Phone Ringing ]" "That's weird." "[ Phone Continues Ringing ]" "[ Gasps ]" "[ Phone Continues Ringing ]" "Where am I?" "What is this place?" "Oh." "Hello?" "Who is this?" "Karl." "But my friends call me Karl." "What's happening?" "Where am I?" "Karlsville." "It's a small town with big opportunities." "You like a good business opportunity, don't you, Jessica?" "How did you know my name?" "Names aren't important, opportunities are." "And an opportunity awaits you." "Step outside and look for it." "[ Dial Tone Buzzing ]" "[ Gasping ] Oh." "You're right on time." "I've been waiting." "We spoke earlier?" " Earlier?" " On the phone." "Karl." "I know who you are." "I-- I just don't know who you are." "Ah." "I'm a businessman." "I own this place." "What place?" "Karlsville." "It's my town." "And I'm looking for a partner." "Someone who understands a good business opportunity." "Someone who likes to make money." "I thought that someone might be you." "Look, I don't even know how I got here." "Oh, who knows how they end up where they do." "Is that a no?" " What kind of opportunity?" " The beverage business." " Beverage?" " You're gonna love it." "Selling lemonade." "[ Scoffing ] Lemonade." "I'm looking for serious business opportunities here." " I'm not selling lemonade." " Karlsville has many opportunities." "We'll start small, see how you do, and grow from there." "Besides, this isn't just any lemonade." "# You got it made in the shade with Karl's lemonade, yeah #" "It's my own special blend." "People can't resist it." "[ Sniffing ]" "You'll make a fortune." " Deal?" " I get 50%?" "Ouch." "You drive a hard bargain." " Deal." " Deal." "Great." "I want you to meet our employee, Nikki." "Nikki, I want you to meet my new business partner Jessica, Jessica..." " Walters." " Whatever." "She's in charge." "She knows business." "Knows what to do." "Knows how to make a buck." "You listen to her, do whatever she says." "Let's see if we have everything we need." "Ah-ha." "Now, Nikki, don't raise prices." "I wouldn't wanna be accused of unfair business practices in my own town." "And, I can't be responsible for what happens to greedy little pigs." "Good luck." "Hmm." "Time to turn up the heat." "[ Laughing ]" "Well, let's see how good this stuff really is." " Watch, listen, and learn." " [ Baby Whimpering ]" " Good afternoon." " Oh, hello, there." "[ Laughing ] Oh, what a lovely baby." "[ Laughing ] Thank you." "Lemonade?" "All right." "All right." "It is warming up a bit, isn't it?" "Yes, this will cool you right down." "Well, thank you." "Ah." "Well, that is the best lemonade I've ever had." " How much do I owe you?" " $1." "Oh, that's all?" "Well, give me 2 more then." "Hmm." "Well, thank you." "Good day." "[ Sighing ] Good day, girls." "A little something to wet the whistle if I might." "Boy, it's a hot one today, don't fill it up." "Just half way." "Here you are, sir." " Refreshing." "How much?" " $1." "That would be a bargain at twice the price." "[ Echoing ] Twice the price." "Twice the price." "Good day, Killman." "It's a scorcher, isn't it?" "Give me a lemonade." "What's the damage?" " $1-- - $2." "$2." "$2 doesn't seem like enough for such a delightful lemon beverage." "You could charge a fortune." "[ Echoing ] Fortune." "Fortune." "Thank you." "I don't think that was such a good idea." "You heard what Karl said." "And you heard the customers." "It's called supply and demand." "They like the supply and we demand more money." "[ Sighs ] You pour, I'll price." " Now what are you doing?" " Increasing our inventory." " That's cheating." " It's not cheating." "It's business." "# Oh, money #" "# Money, money, money #" "# Show me the money, baby #" "# Show me the money #" " Thank you." " [ People Clamoring ]" "# Show me the money #" "# I'll show you a good time, yeah #" "# I'm not talking 'about the place or the name #" "# Giving the money to the woman with the rhythm #" "[ People Clamoring ]" "# Ooh, money #" "Hey, quit pushing." "Pour, Nikki, pour." "Look at these people, what happened to them?" "Who cares?" "Look at all this cash." "[ People Shouting ]" "[ Woman ] Excuse me." "Coming through." "Hey, come on." "# Show me the money, baby #" "# Show me the money #" "# Money, money, money, money #" "# Money #" "# Show me the money, money #" "# I'll show you a good time #" "Excuse me." "Excuse me, everybody." "I have an announcement to make." " We're all out of lemonade." " [ All Gasping ]" "There's only one glass left." "Out of lemonade?" "How can that be?" " We want more!" " [ All Clamoring ]" "OK, calm down, everyone, calm down!" "There is one glass left." "And I will be happy to sell it to the highest bidder." " What're you doing?" " Just listen." " I'll give you $10." " [ Woman ] Make that $20." " [ Woman #2 ] $25!" " [ Man # 1 ] 30!" " $50!" " $100!" "[ People Exclaiming ]" "[ Baby Whimpering ]" "She had more all along." "She was squeezing us." " Yeah." " Please, please..." "She's nothing but a greedy little pig." "[ Echoing ] Pig." "Pig." "[ People Murmuring ]" "Karl told you not to be greedy, but you didn't listen." "You're nothing but a greedy little pig." " Get the pig." " No." "Pig goes great with lemonade." "[ Groaning ] But it's not my fault." "Karl set me up." " Karl?" " The man who owns the town." " Karl could help?" " Of course, he could." "Karl loves bacon." "Karl!" "[ Karl Laughing ]" " Get the pig." " No!" "[ People Clamoring ]" "[ Laughing ]" "What's happening to me?" "[ Groaning ]" "I guess our little partnership must be dissolved." "What have you done to me?" "[ Sobbing ]" "You hogged the profits." "I should have known you were nothing but a greedy little pig." "[ Screams ]" "[ Sobbing ]" "[ Karl Laughing ]" "[ Grunts ]" "You don't belong in business." "You don't have the head for it." "[ Laughing ]" " There she is!" " [ Gasps ]" "[ All Clamoring ]" "[ Sobbing ]" "Here's your money!" "[ All Screaming ]" "[ Panting ] 911." "[ Male Operator ] 911." "This number is no longer in service." "Oh!" "Call home." "That's it." "[ People Clamoring ]" " [ Busy Signal Beeping ]" " No!" "[ Women Screaming ]" "Cell phone!" " Get the pig!" " No." "Oh, no!" "[ All Clamoring ]" " [ Cell Phone Ringing ] - [ People Clamoring ]" "[ Ringing ]" "[ Screams ]" "[ All ] Get the pig!" "Get the pig!" "Get the pig!" "Get the pig!" "Somebody pick up the phone!" " [ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ] - [ People Clamoring ]" " [ Ringing ]" " Jessica." "[ All ] Get the pig!" "Come on!" "Jessica?" "[ All Clamoring ]" "[ Cell Phone Continues Ringing ]" " Hello?" " [ Screams ]" " [ Sam Gasps ] - [ Grunts ]" "[ Sighs ]" "Oh, thank you, Sam." "Thank you for taking my call." " What happened?" " You don't want to know." "Sam, grab the other end." "W-well, you just can't throw it away." " Watch me." " Jess, it's cool." "It's evil, Sam." "No, it's not." "Look, I want it." "It's a fantastic model." "You want it?" "I'll make you a deal." "It's yours, on one condition." "You sell it back to me." "What?" "You said you needed money for Mom's present, right?" " W-well, yeah, but" " I'll give you $50 for it." "$50?" "A deal. $50!" "All right, $50!" "[ Sighing ] This town ain't big enough for the both of us." "[ Footsteps Approaching ]" "[ Matthew ] Hey, look at this." "Wow." "Why would anyone throw this away?" " Hey, grab the other end." " Yeah." "OK." "All right." "All right." "No more Mr. Nice Guy." "[ Laughing ]" "Captioned by Grant Brown"