"B" " Bye!" "He's headed for town!" "Get 'im Stitch!" "626 is about to take on experiment 515 the deforestator!" "I never tire of watching 626." "Exceptional cornering capabilities." "That experiment will not escape me!" "It probably will escape me." "And I'm okay with that." "Captured and turned bad to good in two minutes flat!" " A new record!" " Hand over that experiment!" "So, what'd I miss?" " Well... that wasn't so bad." " Easy for you to say." "A mere consequence of battle." "A real warrior is not concerned." "Oh blitznak." "Nice undies, Gantu." "That's tikibaba like I've never seen tikibaba." "Yeah, little girl is right." "You're improving performance has exceeded all expectations!" "And to think I made you!" "Stitch is the most specialest thing you ever made." "What?" "!" "?" "I'll never make anything specialer than you?" "Is that so?" "Give it up for the greatest the bestest, the baddest the king of Kokaua Town..." "Stitch!" "Finally!" "I was getting worried." "You should never worry." "Not when I have Stitch with me to kick butt!" "Lilo!" "Such language was outlawed by the Balorian Univeral Talking Treaty and your big sister, who had to work late." "Now, will you help me with the Thanksgiving dinner?" "Thanksgiving?" "Again?" " It is once a month, right?" " Is there pumpkin pie?" " Of course." " Once a month." "Help set the table, Stitch?" "Oh okay, you did earn your keep pretty good today." "Stitch, we say 'please' around here, remember?" "Stitch special!" "Yeah, you're special, but don't be bossy." "If you keep it up, you'll end up like that bossy guy in the movie eaten by zombies." "He deserved it." "The little monster could stand to learn some manners." "If he asks for something rudely, we won't give it to him." "Stitch!" " Unless he hits me with potatoes." " Meega naga cheeeta koota." "626 says mashed potatoes no longer good enough for him." "Stitch special." "Perhaps 626 is getting too big for fuzzy blue britches." "That is all!" "I will show you to disrespect evil genius scientist creator!" "Jumba?" "You in here?" "I brought your dinner." "Your fave, mashed potatoes and some of it hasn't even been in my nose!" "Stitch didn't mean it." "You shouldn't get ma..." "No, no!" "You don't see what you see!" "Giant eye playing tricks!" "But that's a... that's a..." "New experiment pod!" "Yes, I admit it!" "But is greatest invention yet!" " Greater than Stitch?" " Sure." "626 thinks he is cream of crop I have proven otherway!" "I have done him one better, literally!" "Allow me to be introducing experiment 627!" "Evil!" "Has all strengths of 626, none of weaknesses!" "Does not sink in water, available in tasteful earth-tone colors and absolutely, positively, cannot be turned to good." " Evil!" "Evil!" "Evil!" " Why make such an awful snarling clawing, growling monster who can only say..." "Evil!" "626 needed reality check." "Besides, had plans lying around." "You know evil genius, use it or lose it!" "This is against Galactic regulations..." " ... and good sense!" "I'm going to..." " I have other old plans." "Like for experiment with giant finger for poking someone's giant eye!" "Well maybe the others don't need to know, just yet." " As long as it doesn't do any..." " Evil!" "Don't worry. 627 is nice and safe in container." "No evil to worry about!" "Am getting horrible feeling have forgotten something very important." "Evil!" "Evil!" "Yes." "Just remembered!" "627 has super skills of escaping." "Oh no!" "This isn't good!" "It's the opposite of good!" "It's a disaster!" "You have achieved a new record for failure, my sponge-brained toady!" "I'm reluctant to show my face around the Galactic Overlord cell block!" "Associating with this loo-hoo-ser..." " ... is bad for my rep, too." " If I didn't have to babysit a halfwit..." " ..." "I could get things done on this orbiting mudball." " Silence!" "I should smack you both firmly about the head not even caring if I accidentally poke you in the nose!" "Call me when you manage to do something right." "You know, chowder chops," "I'm not so sure our current "arrangement" is working out." "You oughta find yourself another sidekick." "What is that?" "Evil!" "Evil!" "Great... disgusting and evil." "Evil!" "Evil!" "Evil!" "Evil!" "So just as I was talking about what a doorknob you are this experiment fell into my lap!" "Sure was easy to catch him!" "Anyway he'd be a good sidekick for you to chase experiments with." "Then both of you can get creamed by the little girl and 626." "Meanwhile, I can stay home and do what I do best nothing." "You've got something I need:" "power!" "This could be the start of a beautiful relationship." "Experiment 603, a living laser ball," "Barnyard animals and laser beams don't go together." "All right, wanted on the set!" "Stitch, I think you should know you're acting really stuck up like you're better than everybody." "And for your information really cool people don't act like that." "Stitch special." "Nice work, show off." "Gantu." "What are you doing here?" "No offense, but I've seen more than enough of your undies." "I thought I'd introduce you to my new... "assistant. "" "Evil!" "That is one gnarly looking cousin, Stitch." "Lucky shot." "This, at last, is power!" "It looks good on me!" "It was incredible, like nothing we've seen..." "It was even tougher than Stitch..." "So 626 thinks severe pounding was one time only fluke, eh?" "Well, I don't." "And whichever experiment it is, we gotta figure out how to beat it!" "I see you're searching the database of old experiments." "I wonder if he has a file of more recent experiments... made as recently yesterday!" "You mean like experiment made to poke people in eyeball?" "Look, if creature you are looking for is as amazing as you say should be studied for science, preserved in museum and..." "Is one-eyed big mouth trying to tell you something?" "Something about you having a screw loose." "Ha, my silly friend!" "He is one with screw loose if he thinks I'd let him tell you that I built 627!" "Oh, I am very busted now." "627?" "You made a 627?" "!" "?" "Who's afraid of the finger now, big boy?" "Who's afraid now?" "I" " I confess!" "I confess!" "But now you see brilliant scientific achievement!" "You know that 627 is even better than 626!" "Stitch special!" "Yes, 626, you are smart, funny, cute, and as we know, fluffy but 627 has powers of twenty different experiments." "Meega choppy-cheepa 627!" " You would prove you are better?" " Prove it?" "Stitch, are you sure?" "Evil!" "Perhaps I made boo-boo when I constructed 627." "Oh well, living and learning, eh?" "Stitch!" "I've got a new plan for how to beat up 627." "Stitch not special." "Yes you are." "So you're not king of the block anymore." "You're still king of my block." "We'll think of something to beat that thing of Gantu's." "I know we will." "Maybe an army of vampires." "So glad you joined us." "Where is Gantu?" " You're wearing a cape?" " Ah, that's not any cape." "that's his "Take over the Galaxy" cape, with matching boots and wrist thingies." "Fancy capes mean nothing!" "You are still only my fishy flunky!" "Not anymore, Dr. Hamsterviel." "I am now the Supreme Order Bringer of the Universe." "More like of the Uni-tard." "In case it isn't clear..." "I quit." "Enough." "It wasn't that funny." "But it was very interesting." "We will return to "When Wiener Dogs Attack!" after this!" "Still moping?" "When are you two gonna cheer up?" "Me, when I figure out how to beat 627." "Stitch, when existence ceases to be meaningless." "Nonsense!" "Remember the battle cry of Groofplok 5:" " "Never give up. "" " What happened on Groofplok 5?" "They gave up." "Hey Jumba, you're an evil genius..." "Can't you just "unmake" 627?" "Little girl must be joking?" "Hydration process is extremely complicated and technical!" "No method known for going backward!" "Once it's is hydrated, absotively, posilutely impossible to be dehydrated!" "Do you need something dehydrated?" "Well now it's possible!" "We present the Insta-De-Hydrator!" "Dries out fruits, vegetables, even people you don't like!" " Instantly!" " Worth a shot." "Hello, customer service?" "Hook me up!" "Excuse me, I have another call." "Hello?" "Listen, it's me, Gantu's..." " ... ex-sidekick guy." " Sandwich boy?" "Why are you calling?" "Because I can help you beat Experiment 627!" "It's a trick, right?" "Why would you wanna go against Gantu?" "Trust me!" "..." "I have, ... my reasons." " That really hurts," " Really?" "Okay." "You got a deal." "Jumba, any chance 627 could have a little "problem" with laughter?" "I gave him extra everything:" "evil, strength." "So, is possible he has extra sense of humor." "Could be getting bad case of the giggles!" "Stitch, I think I know how to make your day." "Okay, so you got too full of yourself." "A big fat head, right?" " Big ih." " So, learn from your mistake." "Put on your humble shoes and do what you do." "You're still the bestest, most specialest evil genius creation I have ever known." "Who's the giant bringing order, powering thru every single border?" "Gantu!" "My crown!" "How did the abomination breach our security?" "Oops, must have been me." "Ah, just missed him." "Today we take care of that little blue nuisance, once and for all!" "Don't worry, Stitch, they'll come." "Evil." "Evil." "Evil!" "What is that!" "?" "I am now the Supreme Order Bringer of the Universe." "Well at least you're wearing pants." "Evil!" "Watch it!" "Stay focused!" "That's enough!" "Stop laughing!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "As Supreme Order Bringer, I... order it!" "We found his weakness." "Which means, he'll never win another battle again." "No..." "No!" "You slayed 'im, Stitch." ""Just put any item in the Insta-De-Hydrator and... presto!"" "This Thanksgiving dinner will be fascinating," "The sweet little monster said we waited on him hand and foot so now it's our turn." "I'm very proud of you, Stitch, for learning to be so cool and humble." "And I hope Jumba has learned his lesson about making those silly evil genius experiments." "He oughta do the dishes." "Hey where is Jumba?" "So much for Experiment 627." "Perhaps I will have better luck... next time."