"At the end of the World WarNTomainia weakened." "Nher diplomats sued for peace" "confident its war machineNwould smash the enemy's lines." "and strike terror into the enemy." "75 miles away was her target:" "Nthe cathedral of Notre-Dame." "452." "Stand clear!" "Fire!" "Stand by your trigger!" "455." "Breach secured." "Stand clear." "Ready..." "Fire!" "Defective shell." "We'll examine it." "Check the fuse." "the fuse." "Look out!" "Run!" "What's that?" " Air raid.N" " After Big Bertha." "The anti-aircraft gun!" "To the gun!" "Have you gone crazy?" "Come down!" "What do you think you're doing?" "NHave you gone crazy?" "the enemy have broken through.NEvery man to the front." "Muster the gun crew!" "soldiers." "Where's your hand grenade?" "Give him one." "hurry up!" "but to work this..." "Ncount to ten and throw it!" "Let them have it!" "This is no time to scratch." "Pull yourself together." "Take this." "Forward!" "Fall in!" "come on!" "Order arms!" "Prepare to attack." "Forward!" "There you are." "let's get him!" "sir?" " Who is it?" "N" " Friend." "sir." "Take this and keep firing.NI'll be back." "Comrade!" "Help!" "What is it?" "help me to my plane." "Thank you." "I'll see you getNthe Tomainian Cross for this." "sir." "You saved my life." "Thank you." "I'll strap you in." "I can't make it alone.NYou'll have to stay with me." "Can you fly?" "I can try." "Lift my hand to the stick.NI haven't the strength." "Take charge of that gun!" "lift my hand to the throttle." "We'll fool 'em!" "Hold on to these dispatches." "Tomainia may yet win." "I'm going to faint." "Don't say that." "Sorry." "Where am I?" "Don't you know me?" "I feel better now." "The blood's returning to my head." "What's below?" "The sun?" "Shining upwards." "Strange." "How's the gas?" "Kept me awake all night." "the gasoline in the tank!" "Almost empty." "We must be nearly there.NWhat time is it?" "Approximately one minute to twelve." "Strange." "We seem to be defyingNthe laws of gravity." "I'm going to faint." "Wait a while." "We'll get into troubleNif you faint any more." "Just hold it." "I think I..." "Now..." "Take it!" "Something's wrong." "I can't reach it." "It's all gone." "What's the matter?" "Belt too tight." "Loosen it." "I'm trying to!" "We're upside down." "I know it!" "The stick!" "Impossible." "There it goes." "We're out of gas." "I suppose this is the end.NCigarette?" "Not now!" "I shan't need this any more." "What month is it?" "April." "Spring in Tomainia. tending the daffodils." "How she loves daffodils!" "She'd never cut themNfor fear of hurting them." "It was like taking a lifeNto cut a daffodil." "gentle Hilda." "A beautiful soul." "too." "We've landed!" "Dispatches!" "where are you?" "The dispatches..." "Where are they?" " Are you hurt?" "N" " Take me to General Schmelloffel." "Nwe're defeated." " The war's over.N" " What?" "We lost." "Hynkel takes power.NThe Jewish soldier" "ignorant of the change in Tomainia." "Hynkel ruled the nationNwith an iron fist." "Under the double-cross emblemNliberty was banished." "Only the voice of HynkelNwas heard." ""Tomainia was downNbut today has risen."" ""Democracy is fragrant."" ""Liberty is odious."" ""Freedom of speechNis objectionable."" ""Tomainia has the greatest army."" ""The greatest navy."" ""But to remain greatNwe must sacrifice."" ""We must tighten our belts."" "Minister of War." "NMinister of the Interior." "shared by his two loyal comrades." "A reference to the Jewish people." "The Phooey remarksNthat for the world he has peace in his heart." "We now pauseNfor station identification." "Nbringing you" "Hynkel's address to the childrenNof the double-cross." "The interpreter" "reading from a prepared manuscript." "Tomainia." "His ExcellencyNis about to descend the stairs." "are you hurt?" "Ride in the other car." "His Excellency seems pleased as he is greetedNby Tomainian children." "He pauses before a womanNwith a child." "Camera!" "Even the baby is thrilled and seems all smilesNat the attention." "His Excellency leaves the scene" "where he'll pass Tomainia'sNmodern masterpieces:" "the Venus of TodayNand the Thinker of Tomorrow." " How was it?" "N" " The speech?" "Very good." "Your reference to the JewsNmight have been more violent." "What?" "To arouse the people's anger." "Violence against the Jews might makeNthe people forget their stomach." "You're right." "Things have been quietNin the ghetto lately." "Mr. Jaeckel." "What's good about it?" "Conditions could be worse." "Nyou have a great imagination." "You heard Hynkel's speech." "I heard nothing.NI've got my own troubles." "You're better offNthan a lot of people." "What about the barber?" "Still in hospital." "He's been there since the war." "Why not rentNhis barbershop for him?" "He won't let me." "Every few weeksNhe writes to say he's coming back." "A pity it should be idleNall these years." "Why worry?" "The governmentNwill soon take it from him." "Perhaps you're right.NNot such a good morning after all." "Now you said it." "Hannah." "On the mantelpiece is my tobaccoNpouch." "Will you get it?" "Everyone is full of troubles." "poor girl." "can't get a job." "Nmother died last year." "Can't earn enough to pay her rent." "What can I do?" "NI can't throw her out." "You need some more." " Where are you going?" "N" " Mrs. Shoemaker's laundry." "You'd better take the key.NMrs. Jaeckel and I are going out." "I'm locking up in case the storm troopersNstart their monkey business again." "Aryan!" "We're Aryans!" "And we go marching by!" "fellows!" "NTomatoes and potatoes." "I'll take a box home." "the lorry." "will you?" "You have no right!" "Just charge it to my account!" "Nice ripe tomatoes." "Why don't some of youNdo something?" "If I were a man I'd show you." "pretty?" "Not one of you has the gutsNto stand up alone and fight!" "Is the lorryNin case someone hits back?" "Shut up!" "Come and take me.NYou'll get medals for it." "You pick on womenNand rob defenseless people." "boys.NGive her back her tomatoes." "I'll have to do it again." "Pigs!" "sir." "An interesting case: amnesia." "Jewish soldier.NBeen here since the war." "He thinks it's only been weeks." "Does he know what's happened? which he believes he leftNa few weeks ago." "He'll have many surprises." "I'm afraid so." " Yes?" "N" " Number 33 is gone." "He was to be examined." "But he's disappeared." "Disappeared?" "Let him go.NIt isn't a serious case." "There's little we can do for him." "get out of here!" "What are you doing?" "I don't know." "Leave that alone." " Don't be silly.N" " I'm not silly!" "I appreciate that." "Hail Hynkel"!" "Who are you?" "I'll show you who I am!" "NCome down to headquarters!" "That's my shop." "I don't care if it is or not." "are you?" "NCome to headquarters." "Let me tell you something." "Policeman?" "NArrest that man for assault." "you!" "N" " Leave me alone." "Attacking a storm trooper!" "You'll hear from my lawyer." "He bit my finger!" "I didn't mean to hit you." "I enjoyed that." "But you'd better beat it." " I'll call a policeman.N" " No!" " Why not?" "N" " Are you crazy?" "More are coming!" " More what?" "N" " Wait!" "Come in here." "What's wrong with you?" "NDon't be foolhardy." "What's this?" "Who hit you?" "I think it was a gang." "You'd better get fixed up.NWe'll investigate later." "What time is it?" "they've gone." "mister.NThat did me a lot of good." "You've sure got some nerve." "We should all fight back." "Nbut we can lick 'em together." "We didn't do so bad." "Nwho was in hospital!" "Mr. Jaeckel has talked about you." "We didn't think you'd come back." "The storm troopersNwill be after you." "You'd better hide.NI'll get the key to the cellar." " Is this the man?" "N" " That's him." "Hail Hynkel!" "Who's he?" "Don't fool with me." "Hail Hynkel!" "Your hands." "Just a moment." "Not here.NBring him outside." "First you'll finish this.NHere." "paint that!" "boys.NI've got a bright idea." "Commander Schultz!" "First in command." "Second in command." "never mind." "You!" "Who told youNto hang people from lampposts?" "What was the trouble?" "A Jew attacking storm troopers." " Where is he?" "N" " There." "Break ranks." "So there you are." "Stand him up." "Get up." "You?" "NDon't you remember me?" " You saved my life.N" " Me?" "Strange." "And I always thoughtNof you as an Aryan." "I'm a vegetarian." "Don't you remember?" "NWe got away in my plane." "Plane?" "Then we crashed." "Now I remember." "how are you?" "What's my friend done?" "He resisted my menNpainting his windows." "Any brave man would resist." "I'm sorry for this." "No harm." "In future you will notNbe molested again." "If you or your friendsNever need help..." "Who did that?" "One of my friends." "Hynkel's palace was the centre of the world'sNgreatest war machine." "whose ceaseless activity kept himNoccupied every moment of the day." "Marshal Herring is waiting." "Enough!" "I believe we've got something now." "A bulletproof uniform.NThe material is as light as silk." "Where?" "I've arranged for a demonstration.NIt will only take two minutes." "I can spare one." "Professor Herr Kibitzen." "Actions speak louder than words.NA bulletproof uniform." "One hundred percent perfect." "Shoot!" "Far from perfect." " Where's my secretary?" "N" " In the outer office." "Call her." "Take a letter." "Herring here in the tower room.NWe've got something marvelous." "I shall be up." "A parachute.NThe most compact in the world." "Worn like a hat." "It will open in 25 feet." "professor." "Nwhy do you waste my time like this?" "Send Garbitsch here." "Herr Garbitsch is waiting." "Enough!" "What's the meaning of this?" "25 million for prison camps?" "NWe need to manufacture munitions." " We've made a few arrests.N" " How many?" "Five or ten thousand... a day." " A day?" "N" " Just a few dissenters." "Dissenting about? the qualityNof the sawdust in the bread." "What more do they want?" "nit's from the finest lumber!" "the peopleNare overworked." "They need diversion." "bah!" "We might go further with the Jews.NBurn some of their houses." "An assault on the ghetto." "Something more dramatic." "When canNwe be ready to invade Osterlich?" "Three months." "I can't wait.NNapaloni's army might invade first." "We must strike now." "We'll require foreign capital." "Borrow it!" "The bankers have refused." "One manNmight make us a loan:" "Epstein." "isn't he?" "N" " Yes." "let's be big about it.NWe'll borrow from Epstein." "It might be difficult in viewNof our policy towards his people." "Then we'll change our policy." "Tell Schultz all persecutionNof the Jews must cease." "At leastNtill we've negotiated this loan." "I don't understand it.NThe whole ghetto is so quiet." "You can't imagineNwhat was going on." "This Hynkel business." "unconscious." "You don't appreciateNwhat a good time you were having." "If things get worseNwe can go to Osterlich." "That's still free." "Sooner or later we'll have to go." "it's nice to see you back." "eh?" "How's business?" "Very slow." "The men are in concentration camp." "You should fix up the women." "The beauty parlor business." "Know anything about it?" "You can learn.NYou can practice on Hannah." "Nwe'll make you look beautiful." "What for?" "He's going to practice on you." "Not with mud on my face?" "we'll take some off." "Make me look beautiful?" "Sure.NHe can't make you look any worse!" "Mrs. Shoemaker's laundry!" "I'll give it to her.NYou sit here and enjoy yourself." "I know.NI've seen you making eyes." "Don't pay any attention to him." "I like your shopNsince it's fixed up." "I wish I had a business like this.NThere's no future in housework." "Maybe if I save my moneyNI can have a barbershop some day." "But I can never save.NMoney slips through my fingers." "I've always livedNup to every penny I've earned." "Why shouldn't I?" "You're here todayNand gone tomorrow." "Do you believe in God?" "Nwould you live any different?" "I wouldn't." "Life could be wonderfulNif people'd leave you alone." "Things are looking brighter now." "Maybe because of you saving Schultz." "Funny how they've left us alone." "Too good to be true." "Do you ever daydream?" "NI do." "That's the only timeNI'm really happy: dreaming." "Sometimes I get so carried awayNI don't know what I'm doing." "Aren't you like that?" "We're very much alike." " Both absent-minded.N" " You think so?" "I like absent-minded people." "Like the man who put his watchNin boiling water and held the egg!" "All great men are absent-minded.NIt's a sign you're smart." "My folks didn't think so." "You have an excuse.NYou were injured in the war." "I was born that way." "I wonderNwhy women never grow whiskers." "Isn't that foolish of me?" "NI could..." "I'll give you a shampoo." "Ain't I cute?" "How did you do it?" "You should try it on yourself." "you'd look handsome." "new potatoes!" "The potato man!" "I have to go." "Take it easy there." "Did you hurt yourself?" " Careful next time.N" " Here's another one." "How do you do?" "Something's happened.NThe storm troopers helped me up. if they let us go about our businessNlike we used to." "How wonderful if we didn't haveNto go to another country." "I don't want to go." "NI still love it here." "Perhaps we don't have to go." "Wouldn't it be wonderful if they'dNlet us live and be happy again?" "Full stop." "Nothing works!" "NNot even a sharp pencil." "sterile stenographers." "I'll get you a pen." "Don't bother!" "I won't send it." "get out!" "We've just discoveredNthe most wonderful poison gas." "It will kill everybody..." "All right." "Later." "B76 to see Herr Herring." "A lady." "My secret agent." "Your secret agent?" "NTell her to come here." "Have B76 come right in." "Any news from Epstein?" "Our agent reports that allNthe board of directors are Aryans." " The loan's bound to go through.N" " Good." "A strike at the arms factory." " The leader?" "N" " Five of them." " Have them shot.N" " They were." "How many were going to strike?" "Three thousand of them." "Have them all shot.NI don't want dissatisfied workers." "These men are skilled craftsmen." "Nthen shoot them!" "Cannot afford to be lenient." "The rhythm of productionNwill be affected." "have your rhythm." "Spare the strikers and permit themNto return to work." "But mark them for future reference." "That's my department.NI'll attend to that." "This way." "The strike leaders are allNbrunettes." "Not one blond." "Troublemakers!" "NWorse than Jews." " Then wipe them out!" "N- "Doucement"." "Nthen concentrate on the brunettes." "We shall never have peaceNtill we have a pure Aryan race." "Na nation of blue-eyed blonds." "America?" " And a brunette dictator.N" " Of the world!" "Why not?" "afraid." "No nation would dare oppose you." "Dictator of the World! then will come forthNa pure Aryan race." "Beautiful blond Aryans." "Nthey will worship you as a god." "you mustn't say it." "You make me afraid of myself." "Dictator of the World!" "We'll invade Osterlich first.NAfter that we can bluff." "The nations will capitulate." "The world will be under your thumb." "Leave me!" "I want to be alone." "Aut Caesar aut nullus." "Emperor of the World!" "My world." "The happy hour program." "Work with the rhythm of music." "Our next selection:" "Brahms'NHungarian Dance number five." "please." "Happy hour signing off." "Adenoid Hynkel will address the children of the double-cross." "It seems like the old days again." "How long is it going to last?" "In the papers it's rumored that Hynkel's goingNto give the Jews back their rights." "Maybe." "What do you want?" "Business is much better.NNobody interferes with us any more." "Doesn't that make you feel good? Nyou're unhappy without them." "Get my Sunday shoes.NThey're on the windowsill." "I can't find the shawl." "I've got a shawl." "What's going on?" "They're dressing Hannah upNto go out." "Is that so?" "She's got a beau." " Who is it?" "N" " The barber." "turn around." " My dear!" "Those hands!" "N" " What's the matter with them?" "Those calluses." "They're so rough." "Maybe I better not go." "Don't be foolish.NHe knows you do housework." "Wait!" "I'll get a pair of mittens." "See if he's ready." "Not yet." "He's polishingNa bald man's head." "Bad news." "The invasion of OsterlichNwill have to be delayed." " What?" "N" " Epstein refuses to lend the money." "eh?" "Send for Schultz." "Epstein refuses." "What did he say?" "He complained of the persecution and said he wouldn't have anyNdealings with a mediaeval maniac." "He'll deal with a mediaeval maniacNmore than he thinks!" "First I shall deal with his people." " Your Excellency?" "N" " Call out the storm troopers." "A little mediaeval entertainmentNin the ghetto!" "At such a timeNI think it ill-advised." "Such demonstrationsNdemoralize the country." "Indeed?" "Since whenNdo you care about the ghetto?" "I speak in the interests of our partyNand the cause of humanity." "You need a holiday." "Fresh air." "A little outdoor exercise." "I'll send youNto a concentration camp." "Place Schultz under arrest." "but remember my words.NYour cause is doomed to failure because it is built on the stupidNpersecution of innocent people." "Your policy is worse than a crime.NIt's a tragic blunder." "Traitor!" "Traitor!" "You're a double-dyed democrat!" "why have you forsaken me?" "Nhere are the notes for your speech." "I'll not need them." "What I say will not be directedNto the children of the double-cross but to the children of Israel!" "That Hynkel isn't such a bad fellowNafter all." "Most amusing." "Get a Hynkel badge!" "NA Hynkel badge!" "A fine photo on each!" " We'd better go home.N" " Yeah." "Let's hurry." "Wait a minute." "What's that?" "Turn off the radio." "The storm troopers!" " Bar that door!" "N" " Get some water!" "Get the women and children upstairs.NLock all the doors." "stay right here." "We've got to make a stand." "We might as well dieNas live like this." "Wait a minute.NWe have a social call to make here." "Wait a minute!" "Schultz gave strict ordersNnot to molest anyone in this court." "These Jews attacked us." "I don't care." "Orders were to keep out." "You saw that!" "I can't help it." "Schultz's orders." "Let's get going." "NI'm going to get that girl." "Out!" "Schultz arrested!" "Hear that?" "NHe's arrested Commander Schultz." " A Jew corrupted our commander.N" " Let's kill the louse!" "Nand you know why." "Schultz was a friend of that barber." "Let's get the barber!" "NWe want the barber!" "It's the storm troopers!" " Get on the roof.N" " No." " They'll kill you!" "N" " I'll fight." "you'llNbe murdered." "Get on the roof." "here we are.NSmash in the door!" "Nwe'll give the barber a haircut!" "Where are the bombs?" "There goes the barbershop!" "Never mind." "We can start again." "We can go to Osterlich.NThat's still free." "Mr. Jaeckel says it's beautiful." "Nand they grow apples and grapes." "His brother's got a vineyard." "Mr. JaeckelNsaid he'd take me with him." "Now we can all go together. much better than a smoky old city." "we can save money and buy a chicken farm." "There's moneyNto be made in chickens." "Look at that star!" "Isn't it beautiful!" "Hynkel with all his powerNcan never touch that." "the coast is clear." "Commander Schultz escaped.NHe's hiding in my cellar." "He's holding a meeting at midnightNand he wants you to be there." "you come and helpNMrs." "Jaeckel with the supper." "I'll be down." "I don't understand it.NThis crazy midnight supper..." "What does this Schultz want of us?" " He wants us to blow up the palace.N" " What?" "We Jewish people shouldn'tNget mixed up in such a business." "I know it but SchultzNhas them all hypnotized." " I knew he was up to some mischief.N" " Sure he is." "I found him putting a coinNin one of your puddings." "I've fixed everything.NWait and see." "may I claimNyour indulgence for a moment?" "We are here tonightNto rid the country of a tyrant." "In order to carry this outNone of us must die." "In ancient times the Aryan tribeNof the Langobardians made human sacrificeNto the god Thor." "At a feastNby lottery the victim was chosen." "None of you will be chosen." "Each man will receive a pudding." "Concealed in one of these is a coin." "Whoever gets itNmust give up his life but he will join the long lineNof history's noble martyrs and will rid his countryNof a tyrant." "I know that it is the wishNof all of us to be chosen this nightNto die for Tomainia." "I cannot..." "Why?" "Don't you understand?" "NHe's too well known." "It must be somebody like us." "I can't see it like that." "It is a question of my honor.NIt is very embarrassing." "NI apologize for my friend. that we consider it a greatNprivilege to die for our country." "then." "I shall now retireNuntil fate has chosen the liberator." "Until then..." "Hail Hynk..." "What am I saying?" "Nwe have pledged our honor." "Proceed!" "the coin is here!" "What's the meaning of this?" "Somebody made a fool of us." " I did.N" " What?" "I put a coin in every pudding." "Blowing up palacesNand wanting to kill people!" "We're in enough trouble!" "Hannah's right.NWe've all been foolish." "Nlooking after our own affairs." "The papers sayNSchultz may be in the ghetto." "read it for yourself." "read that." "Mystery surrounds the disappearanceNof ex-Commander Schultz." "At police HQ it was believedNhe may be hiding in the ghetto. is wanted for questioning." "Me?" "Only for questioning.NNot too serious." "Meyerberg was only wanted forNquestioning." "We never saw him again." "Mr. Mann." "Did you hear what they're sayingNabout Schultz hiding in the ghetto?" "I know." "Don't you think it's seriousNif they find him in the house?" "Don't you realize there are spies everywhere!" "Spies?" "What's the matter?" "He's wanted for questioning." "Where's the Commander?" "In the next room. we'll all goNto a concentration camp too!" "Am I arguing?" "Then get rid of him." "You can't throw him out." "Of course not." "But I'd like to know how longNhe's going to stay here." "Your breakfast is on the table." "Thank you." "I have breakfastNwaiting at home." "Search every house." " What now?" "N" " They're looking for Schultz." "He's in one of these houses." "They're always lookingNfor somebody." "It's me." "Let me in." "The storm troopersNare searching every house." "Tell the Commander." " Did you tell him?" "N" " Yes." " What is it?" "N" " The storm troopers." " What?" "N" " You'd both better get on the roof." "We can't leave all these things." "pack my cases." "You pack that." "Clear this shelf." "Pack this and this." "This mustn't be found." "Open the door." "They're here!" "Get up on the roof." "Nothing left behind!" " My golf clubs!" "N" " The hatbox!" "let's hurry!" " Where are you going?" "N" " With him." "You'll see him later." " I'll meet you tonight.N" " All right." "Take this." "Quick!" "Open in the name of Hynkel!" "Stop!" "Look where you are!" "wait a moment." "My bag!" "It's right here." "Here it is." "Don't drop the other one." "not my golf clubs!" "Come here." "They'll see you." "this way!" "steady!" "sir." "Lucky you didn't break your neck." "You'll pardon me." "I'm sorry." "You guard the back." "Wait a minute!" "I'll have to bother you again." "There he is." "How are you?" "So-so." "Here's your friend." "Your silence will be appreciated." "Take him to the wagon." "Where are you going?" "Smoking room." "this way!" "Osterlich!" "I am pleased to announceNthat we are at last ready to march on Osterlich. upon whom I shall now pinNa token of my regard." "Turn around." "No!" "Gentlemen." "To Field Marshal Herring!" "To the invasion of Osterlich!" "Elephant!" "Wait." "Napaloni's armyNis on the Osterlich front." "000 men are on the border." "To take Osterlich!" "I can't believe it." "You can't believe it!" "You let him steal a march on us." "I had the ground covered." "Declare war on Napaloni!" "Mobilize every divisionNof the army and air force." "Attack Bacteria at once!" " But..." "N" " Do as I tell you!" " Madness.N" " Shut up!" "Will you sign this?" "What is it?" "A declaration of war." "Yes." "A pen!" "I'll sign it." "A pen!" "I'll sign it!" "Napaloni..." " It's Napaloni.N" " Wait a minute." "Napaloni?" "You talk to him." "What'll I say?" "pleasant." "how are you?" "he hasn't been playing much." "You went round in 92?" "His Excellency?" "Just now he's a little hoarse." "I mean he can't talk." "May I take a message?" "He says no doubt you've heardNabout Osterlich." "He wants to discuss it." "Ask him to come here." "His Excellency invites youNto Tomainia to discuss the matter." "Very well.NI'll make the arrangements." "He's coming." "Good." "We'll put on the greatest militaryNshow the world has ever known." "Napaloni will leaveNthe invasion of Osterlich to me." "And this?" " What is it?" "N" " Your declaration of war." "Peace is declared!" "000 eager citizensNare massed in the station square awaiting Benzino Napaloni." "Nready to greet his guest." "This will cement the friendship between our PhooeyNand the Dictator of Bacteria." "His Excellency is about to greetNthe Bacterian ambassador." "How do you do?" "Garbitsch..." "See about the photography." "Tell the press to see thatNour Phooey is well photographed." "sir." "Napaloni's trainNis coming into the station." "From a pink and white carriage" "Napaloni and his wife will step out and Adenoid Hynkel will deliverNhis address of welcome." "What's all this mix-up-a?" "They've gone too far." "At ease!" "Bring the carpet." "Why can't-a we get out here?" "No-a carpet." "Who cares?" "I never get outNwithout a carpet." "Lay it down here." "Quick." " It's going back.N" " What?" "Let's get out while it's stopping." "Shut up!" "Take it away!" "Stay hereNuntil they've made up their minds." "You got-a da carpet." "Put it down!" "Here he is." " My friend!" "N" " Napaloni!" "This is indeed a pleasure.NWelcome to Tomainia." "This way." "Pictures!" "Sure." "Salute!" "please." "Nmy friend Hynkel." "You want another?" "There." "Spook." "How do you feel?" "NLook after mamma." "did you meet-a my wife?" "That's her." "Let's go." "very nice." "Your clock is-a slow." "This way." "It's-a very nice people." "The people are very nice." "Thank you." "He's my husband!" "You make a mistake!" "NYou make a big-a mistake!" "Napaloni's army shall not invadeNOsterlich." "It belongs to me!" "We shall not discussNthe Osterlich situation." "This interview is to impress on himNthe force of your personality." "To make him feel your superiority." "domineering." "We must put him in his place." "But how?" "By means of psychology." "By making him feel inferior." "This can be done subtly. you looking down at him." "His position will be inferior." "Then again we shall seat himNhere beside your bust so that if you relaxNthat will always be glaring at him." "Where is he now?" "Resting." "I have arranged that he will enterNfrom the far end of the room." "Another psychological triumph." "He will have the embarrassmentNof walking the entire floor." "Signor NapaloniNis now leaving his room." "give me a flower." "before him." "Entering or leavingNyou must be first." "Hynky!" "How are you feel?" "My brother dictate!" "You're a nice-a little man.NI'm so glad to see you again." "And my friend the Garbitsch!" "This is a lovely place." "I feel-a fine." "I just had a nice cold shower.NWhen you have the plumbing fixed it'll be in good shape." "Won't you sit down?" "you." "I must be a-growing!" "What do they give me?" "A baby stool?" "This is not for me.NI like it better upstairs." "this is a lovely country.NVery nice-a people." "I thought the public enthusiastic." "Sure." "They like to see new faces." "I'm sorry for the mishapNthat occurred to Madam Napaloni." "What's that?" "I'm sorry for the NapaloniNthat occurred at the... at..." "Madam Napaloni at the station." "She's not used to public life.NShe can't take it." "Match." "I'm sorry..." "Don't apologize." "I find-a one." "I'm simply crazy about this palace." "Ivory and gold.NA lovely combination." "Gets awayNfrom that gingerbread idea." "Nwhat's on the program?" "The grand ball this evening." "And a review of the army." "That won't take-a long!" "I'm afraid it will." "huh?" "Modesty forbids." "Seems I've heard about it." "I think I'll get me a shave." "We have a barbershop." "Is that so?" "You look blue under the gills.NWhat do you say we go together?" " Delighted.N" " Good!" "this way." "This is it." "I can-a smell 'em." "This is-a very sweet." "It was the library." "A good barbershop." " Too old-fashioned.N" " Is that so?" "When I get shavedNI like something to look at." "So I'm putting in glass walls." "I shall have a viewNof the mountains." "Na view through the glass ceiling." " What's above?" "N" " The ballroom." "In my summer palaceNI have a barbershop." "Is that so?" "Also with glass walls." "You don't tell me!" "With goldfish inside." "Goldfish swimming inside the walls?" "NHow do you feed them?" "they're all dead.NThat's why I'm building a new one." " Very interesting!" "N" " You like it?" "The Hynkel stadium.NBefore half a million spectators the greatest ever display of armsNmarches by in review." "thrilled by this historic event." "What?" "Nothing." "I'm just chewing." "Some peanuts?" " I've had some.N" " Good shape." "Spook." "NTomainia's heavy artillery." "It's all right." "I want to show you my new bombingNplanes." "They're coming over." " Where from?" "N" " Aroma." "Aroma?" "That's 400 miles away." "Right.NI don't know what's detaining them." "NTomainia's light artillery." "Very light!" "Nthe pride of Tomainia's army." "the last word in modern warfare." "Where's the propellers?" "nfor going under the water!" "Under water?" "You never heard of tanks that goNunder the water and fly up-a stairs?" " What's that?" "N" " Under the water and in the air." "Obsolete now!" "We're concentratingNon flying dreadnoughts." " What's that?" "N" " My planes!" "Hynkel'sNflying division number 34." "Our planes!" "You're right." "They're yours." "Garbitsch!" "NThe invasion of Osterlich." "tanks and gunsNwill be hidden along the border." "Nyou will go hunting. step into a carNand cross over into Osterlich." "Herring and INwill be waiting at the capital." "First Napaloni must removeNhis troops." "To be decided tonight." "Where is Napaloni?" "I'll look for him." "It might be advisable for youNto dance with Madam Napaloni." "It'll carry weight." "You mean I will!" "You find him!" "NAnd let me know at once." " Madam Napaloni..." "N" " Your Excellency!" "Why so triste?" "Because I no speak." "No?" "May I have the pleasure?" "Allow me." "your dancing was superb." "Excellent." "Very good." "Good." " My dear Adenoid.N" " Benzino!" "I've been looking for you." "Let's go to some quiet place where we can talk-a things over." " As you wish.N" " An excellent idea." "To the buffet!" "this way." "There's a Tomainian proverb..." "Funny." "I wish I understand it." "Now about the border." "Yes." "No problem." "It should be no trouble." " What's the matter?" "N" " Wait." "too." "Out!" "Out." " So... the border question.N" " Yes." "It's just a matter of detail.NFormalities." "Strawberries!" " Have you any English mustard?" "N" " English mustard." " That's da hot-a stuff?" "N" " Very hot." "Good shape." "Cream." "I'm going to make thisNvery simple." "I agree not to invade Osterlich." "then I removeNmy troops from the border." "I sign." "That's-a right." "Nyou don't understand." "Nthen I remove-a da troops." " Precisely." "I sign after.N" " Just a minute." "treaty." "Hold-a dis." "you sign-aNdis treaty first." "Then I remove my troops after." "Why are we arguing?" "You said I remove first." "I can't sign while they're there." " I won't remove them till you sign.N" " Why not?" " Why should I?" "N" " Osterlich is a free country!" "Your soldiers are there." "And they'll stay until you sign." "I'll blow them off." "This won't get us anywhere." "To quote an old Latin phrase..." "Strawberries!" "Where's-a my sandwich?" "NAnother one!" "I don't get this treatmentNin my own joint!" "Can't we discuss thisNwithout passion?" "I'm not-a passionate." "I'm just..." "I want him to sign the treaty." "Nsigning such a treaty when your soldiersNare on the border?" "I won't move until you sign!" "Not until you clear the borderNwill I sign!" "Then they remain." "Then I kick them off." "One move from you and my artilleryNwill blow you to pieces!" "And my aeroplanes will bombNyour artillery like that!" "You want-a start a world war?" "You and the worldNI'll throw in the ocean!" "Strawberries!" "we have..." "I got-a my guns here in the pass and I'll blow him to pieces." "What's the matter?" "What ails you?" "This isn't like you." "come here." "What's with Hynky?" "Mustard on his strawberries." "What else can you expectNfrom Hynky?" "My little bambino!" "The Bacterian..." "Tomainia..." "You cannot treat Bacteria this way." "like this!" "Look what he's doing!" "nit's an insult to my people!" "He's-a tearing spaghetti!" "He sign-a the treatyNor we have a war!" "give me a-something!" " I have an appointment.N" " What's this?" "Press.NHow's the conference progressing?" "Very successfully.NHow did you get in?" "How did he get here?" "You know the regulationsNabout reporters." "understand?" "There are minor detailsNto be cleaned up... we're busy." "The whole worldNwill know we're fighting!" " So what?" "N" " Can't we come to an agreement?" "When he signs." "I sign nothing." "I must speak to you alone.NDo you mind?" "Mind?" "I don't mind!" "Sign!" "Sign!" "He'll have the advantage." "It's a mere scrap of paper." "Nwe can move in." "I'll sign." "What?" "Hold-a this." "my little Hynky!" "NMy dictator brother!" "I knew we have-a no trouble." "Two prisonersNescaped in officers' uniforms." "Sound the alarm!" "NTwo prisoners escaped." "The planes are searching for us." "The woods." "the open.NThe border's that way." "The invasion of Osterlich." "Now or never." "Ducks." "Did you hear that?" "It came from over there." "A yodeler.NWhere did you get that outfit?" " What?" "N" " Don't answer back!" "eh?" " He will when we get him to camp.N" " Come on." "There it is.NThe village of Pretzelburg." "If we can pass through thereNwe're safe." "Through the woods?" "They're swarming with soldiers.NThey'd suspect us at once." "Ndon't look right or left." "We must bluff our way through." "Here they come." "Can you see what they're doing?" " Looking this way.N" " Keep going!" "They're following us." "Shall we run?" "Certainly not." "Just a little bit?" "Keep walking!" "We could walk faster." "Make up your mind." "Slow down?" " No!" "N" " There's no hurry." "He's here!" "Sound assembly!" "Attention!" "Present arms!" "Turn back?" "keep going!" "Hail Hynkel!" "Neverything is under control." " Good.N" " Good." "I have been in communicationNwith Marshal Herring in Osterlich." "50 armored cars and 500 machine-guns." " Good.N" " Good." "Are we ready to start?" " Yes.N" " Yes." "Gentlemen." "NI'm happy you're with us again." "Thank you." "Where are we going?" "You're invading Osterlich." "They're coming." "Your Excellency." "The world awaits your words." "What's happened?" "NHe looks strange." "What's Schultz doing here?" "I suppose. NMinister of Propaganda..." "Corona veniet delectis." "Victory shall come to the worthy." "libertyNand equality are words to fool the people." "No nationNcan progress with such ideas." "we abolish them." "each man will serveNthe state with absolute obedience." "Let him who refuses beware!" "Citizenship will be taken awayNfrom all Jews and non-Aryans." "They are inferior and thereforeNenemies of the state." "It is the duty of all true AryansNto hate and despise them. the future Emperor of the World!" "You must speak." "I can't." "You must." "It's our only hope." "Hope..." "I'm sorryNbut I don't want to be an emperor." "That's not my business." "I don't want to ruleNor conquer anyone." "I should like to help everyone:" "white." "We all want to help one another.NHuman beings are like that." "not misery." "We don't want to hate one another. the good earth is richNand can provide for everyone." "The way of life can be freeNand beautiful but we have lost the way. has goose-stepped us into bloodshed." "We have developed speedNbut have shut ourselves in." "Machinery has left us in want." "hard and unkind." "We think too muchNand feel too little." "More than machineryNwe need humanity." "More than clevernessNwe need kindness and gentleness." "life willNbe violent and all will be lost..." "The aeroplane and radioNhave brought us closer." "Nfor the unity of us all. victims of a systemNthat makes men torture and imprison innocent people." "Ndo not despair. the bitterness of men who fearNthe way of human progress. and the power they tookNwill return to the people." "So long as men dieNliberty will never perish. treat you like cattleNand use you as cannon fodder. machine men with machine mindsNand machine hearts." "you are men!" "You haveNthe love of humanity in you." "Don't hate." "Only the unlovedNand the unnatural hate." "Nfight for liberty!" "The Kingdom of GodNis within man." "Nbut in all men." "In you! the power to create happiness. to make this lifeNa wonderful adventure." "Nlet us use that power. that will give youth a futureNand old age security." "Nbrutes have risen." "But they lie!" "They do not fulfillNthat promise." "They never will!" "Dictators free themselvesNbut they enslave the people." "Now let us fightNto fulfill that promise! Nwith hate and intolerance. a world where science and progressNwill lead to the happiness of all. let us unite! can you hear me?" "Hannah." "Nthe sun is breaking through." "We are coming out of the darkness their greed and their brutality." "Hannah." "The soul of manNhas been given wings. to me and to all of us." "Hannah." "Look up!" "Did you hear that?" "Listen..." "NThE end"