"No-White" "I wish i had a boy.." "His hair shall be red as blood.." "His eyes black like ebony.." "His skin white.." "..like snow.." "Oh my God.. only if i had a boy.." "His skin white like blood.." "His hair red, like mahogany.." "His eyes curly.." "His teeth good." "I wish for a sweet lil boy.." "His skin shall be black like ebony.." "His teeth white like snow.." "His blood red like.." "..like blood!" "Oh Lord.." "Another kid.." "Ladies-in-waiting.." "Hey.." "Epidaemia, Klaustrophobia, Arrogancia!" "Did you call, mylady!" "Again only you..?" "How come that the others never come at my calling?" "Oh my queen, don't you remember that the other day you asked for them to be poisoned?" "Of course, of course, of course." "They died as models for the new roman of Friar Simonen." "Did he finish it already?" "Almost completely." "Its title.." "Cyanide in the Audience(ide)." "If it is riveting, i shall give him examples for the next book too.." "..since you are still here, my dear." "I feel honoured that you think of me, your majesty." "Originally you were the chosen one last time too, but the professor has mixed up something.." "Recently he's kind of hot-headed." "And is there anything new.. in that brutal and vulgar outside world?" "Nothing interesting your majesty." "Maybe only that, that III." "Edgar the Diabetic has had a son." "Well well." "The neighbouring Retrograf has a heir now." "Do we have a child?" "As far as i know, no we don't mylady." "Oh.. did the poor thing die?" "You haven't given birth to it yet, mylady." "I shall give birth to it?" "You're crazy." "What are the servants for then..?" "Order a newborn baby at the professor, right now." "Yes, mylady." "But.." "'But'..?" "!" "Arrogancia you're taking advantage of my patience." "Not for long..." "Customs say that the queen shall prick her finger with a needle." "..her.. own.. finger." "Of course, of course." "I remember now." "Bring me a needle then." "And what about his majesty..?" "Nah.." "Last Leo the Lionsmell?" "He is only interested in his chickens." "Columba..." "Don't tickle me, my lil dove." "Well well." "That Arrogancia." "New invention?" "But what a magnificent invention!" "Look!" "If i go ahead, it opens up!" "If i go back.. it closes up!" "What do you think about such a spell:" "Raaraaariiirom!" "And for the shutting.." "Riraraaarom!" "Smart." "Smart?" "!" "You lil silly.. it's magnificent!" "I will connect it with my new.." "automatic inquisitor with silencer!" "Now listen to me, i have important news for you!" "I think.. it's time!" "Oh my really..?" "Raaaraaariirom!" "Leave that stupid door alone already!" "Please." "Riraraaarom." "Ah!" "Thank you, mylady." "I wish i had a child.." "its hair shall be white.." "..like snow.." "its eyes.." "..red like.." "Rest in peace." "Frigider." "Have you heard the rumors, Rezonancia." "The queen got pregnant somehow." "If it wasn't me who told you i wouldn't even believe it." "And say, Prevencia, what does he think, who was it?" "Good day, ma'am." "Which one is broken, your majesty?" "The Columba." "For one week now.. every day, a white.. oval thingy falls out of her." "OUCH!" "Your mamma!" "Oh, pardon." "She bit us too." "Mend it, professor!" "We don't want a malfunctioning dove in our royal household!" "Of course, your majesty." "But actually these are.." "..domestic chickens." "If you.. dare to say that again..!" "Well.. according to the recent state of science.." "SO I ARE STUPID?" "!" "Then I unvalidates science hereby." "At your command, your majesty!" "Then i shall goes aways.. ah go away.. goes aways.. awaee.. hereby." "Hurry up and be fast!" "Take apart, be mended!" ".." "Put together!" "I need Columba!" "I'm flying, your majesty!" "You wish.." "lol" "I shouldn't forget to hang him tomorrow." "You screwed it very nicely, son." "Fridzsi would have died of boredom in a year or two anyways." "Why did you have to poison that damn needle." "You know, i wanted to make it sure." "Where did you get the poison from?" "I got it from you, for my birthday." "And she died from THAT?" "Uhum." "Are you sure?" "Oh well.." "Help me my sweet lil Tuti." "Or else.. i'll spit it out at the torture that the poison was from you." "What receipt did i use..?" "Are you sure she's dead?" "I AM sure, she's entirely cold already." "That's the good way." "Keep her cold, she will be permanent." "We need to win some time.. so that i can figure out something." "But be quick!" "Because if the old man gets to know from the servants that his wife is pregnant.." "..he'll visit her in bed in the end." "A child." "A child." "Birth............. !" "Child-birth!" "Child-birth!" "If, let us say, i medically ascertain that.." "..she died in childbirth, will i get.. an elbow-kissu..?" "Even two." "Half of it.. in advance." "There." "Go and freeze the room of Fridzsi." "What comes now.." "..is for people over 18 only!" "Wait!" "Raaraariiirom!" "..my God.." "Of course.." "The egg of Columba!" "Did you hear about the rumors, Rezonancia?" "And is that true?" "You've told it to me before!" "Why?" "It can still be untrue." "Never happened such a thing before!" "The queen is dead.. for 3 weeks!" "And this day was announced to be the day when she gives birth to the heir ceremoniously." "They are capable of anything.." "Fly... my sweet dove!" "Spread the news my dove!" "Hearye, hearye!" "I ceremoniou.." "I ceremoniously dare to announce." "Today afternoon, in the form of a baby shall be born his majesty.." "..the heir!" "Our belowed king, Last in this year Leo the Lionsmell.." "Oh, thank you God!" "Find out who was the interrupter, i give you 24 hours." "So.." "The last one with this name.." "wished and commended to happen exactly at 4:30." "And now.." "..the salute of guns!" "Why didn't you shoot in the air.. minister?" "!" "Because the lad wasn't pure." "I'm surprized that you sir, an earl doesn't pay attention to the rumors of the household." "Let's go!" "I haven't finished yet!" "After it dance, buffet till the sun comes up!" "Now we can go." "Finally!" "Where have you been for so long!" "?" "You can't just throw together a heir." "Show me!" "Patience!" "Well.. okay, so." "As soon as i climbed back, you put the fire on.." "..and by the time the sand goes through the sand-glass.." "..you may ring the bell." "Close the door!" "Oh my.. how ugly!" "What do you want in three weeks!" "?" "It's a world record even this way!" "Okay, it just has to stay aliiive, till we show it to his majesty." "This?" "I give at least 10 years guarantee to it!" "And now.. i ask for my.. second.." "..elbow-kissu." "Hurry up, hurry up!" "They are impatient out there!" "It's not 4:30 yet.. why isn't it 4:30 yet?" "!" "We command to be 4:30 right away!" "Your majesty.. the correct time.." "..4:30!" "The heir is born!" "Oooh." "Our heir of mines." "Your majesty." "Here is your newborn son." "I mean.. the.. umm.." "heh.. well.." "Its head is on the top." "It's not the head that is important by a heir. lol" "But this is a girl.." "This is.. high treason!" "Betrayal!" "Rebellion!" "You will pay for this!" "Your majesty!" "?" "This deficiency is fault of the queen.." "I kill heeeer!" "Let me in!" "I kill that whore!" "Pull it, your majesty." "Thank you, my dear." "What do you think..?" "It's all a lie.." "Be quiet." "Our sword!" ".." "Haven't you heard me!" "?" "We wants to see blood!" "Right away, your majesty!" "Your eyes are already blood-shot anyways." "Who dared to gnaw off its blade!" "?" "Rust, your majesty." "You haven't used it for a long while now." "Then i strangle her, okay?" "No need your majesty." "The queen was so sweet to die already." "In child-birth!" "And is that contagious..?" "Not at all." "You can mourn your majesty, it's alright." "She died.." "My dear.." "..my only.." "..what was her name?" "Lady Konstans Fridzsider." "Nickname:" "Fridzsi." "..my dear Fridzsi!" "How big she's grown since i haven't seen her!" "And now so suddenly.." "The fact should comfort your majesty, that we already needed a country-wide mourning." "I'll desing a self-walking mausoleum." "So that we shall remember her forever." "Who shall we remember..?" "Oh, of course.." "But then now who will be my lil wife..?" "Who will make me dinner..?" "Who will be gently leaning my head that is tired from ruling on the pillows of her bossom..?" "Eh?" "Because she never did!" "We can.. make up for that deficiency your majesty." "Really..?" "What is your name, my child?" "What your majesty request to be." "That's a lil bit long." "I'll call you Wha then!" "Do you like doves?" "Of course." "Very good!" "Your favourite food?" "Medick with mixed raw vegetables." "Me too!" "Tonight we will be grazing together, okay?" "Your majesty.. if i may ask.." "What shall we tell to the mob first?" "The girl heir or the mourn?" "Why are you bothering me with such silly things now?" "!" "I have a surmounting suggesting." "If the people is already together, your majesty shall organize a.." "...mourning-birthday with wedding-funeral!" "Right." "I'm hungry anyways." "I want dried beetroot ala good-mistress!" "May i note that according to the royal-etiquette.." "..on mourning only black-radish soop.." "You shall remember one thing!" "If you're objecting all the time.. i'll hang you up.." "..you know where." "After certain precedents.." "..the king remarries!" "Giant-danger!" "After certain precedents.." "..the king remarries!" "Giant-danger gone!" "Yellow hair..?" "Fluff!" "Yellow fluffs!" "With small snow-white feathers." "And then.. my knees gave away." "Snow-white?" "Maybe she's like her father's beard." "Jesus!" "Scram!" "It's always in the way!" "Did you hear why doesn't the king terminate it?" "Because of the reason what i told you before?" "Yes." "But it's a secret!" "You can tell me." "I swear, i won't tell even you!" "Well.." "Because the professor scared him by saying his favourite chickens would die after it." "Oh my God!" "Because of what?" "Because of the professor!" "You don't say..!" "Yeees!" "And what does the new queen say to all this?" "What you just told me yesterday!" "That shameless..!" "You really don't want more, our wives?" "Then if you allow me.." "The dessert can come!" "We kindly give you the red one.." "Digest it with health my royal majesty.." "..both." "The medick from yesterday harmed me a bit." "I ordered a special diet." "Sausage!" "You.." "You're eating meat!" "Only if im on a diet." "This.. is high treason!" "For this we will make you.." "Only one lil bite for mommy." "I want moye." "Meat.." "Always meat for us..!" "Fish.. pig.." "My greetings, beautiful nimph." "I'm Szatiro." "The new hunter." "I figured." "Bow.. quiver.." "Here's a lady who's interested in technique." "The woman of my dreams." "Do you know who you are standing in front of, hunter?" "Oh, tender deer of light greens!" "Your beauty cooks me soft, oh desire!" "Don't be shouting around, you idiot!" "You wake everybody!" "I'm standing in front of you!" "Your cold heart should distort you!" "Shut up!" "What do you think why am i wearing this on my head?" "As a weight?" "Your majesty, mercy!" "Your beauty made me blind." "Well, okay, okay." "So.. you are the new hunter." "Can you shoot.. a chicken while it's flying?" "Anything." "And in any pose." "Hmm, we'll try that." "Follow me." "Dwarves!" "To work!" "Blow your horn for a sec, son." "So, do, mi, taaaaa!" "Is this.. a new magic?" "Oh my, it's not a flying-mashine, is it?" "Pooh, flying, son." "Every stupid fly can do that." "This, lying before you is.." "..but swear you won't tell it to anybody!" "With your life!" "I swear!" "Well." "This.. this is the work of the devil!" "You say something.." "Do you want to hear it again?" "No, no no no no." "It frightens me as if cursed ghosts would be rattling at me on the hill of the hanged." "If not, not." "By the way, with what business did you come to me." "The rumors say, you read the faith of men.." "..out of the stars!" "Stars..." "Old-fashioned non-scientific superstition." "This is.. the faith-mirror!" "Much more modern!" "All your secret desires will come true.." "..if you say them into this mirror!" "That's.." "..a miracle itself!" "Well, yes." "What should i say.." "Oh, excuse me!" "This is the court-master's.." "..rebellion-sensor." "I have to drop by at him." "May i use the.. faith-mirror?" "Of course!" "But don't touch anything or else you die, get cursed, etc etc etc." "Did you call, my earl." "It's a pity, but i need your advice." "The king has only a few days left." "But his digestion is perfect..!" "It's exactly his digestion that digests him." "The news is trustworthy, my information source were the servants." "Then it's unarguable." "The clock of action has struck." "No problem." "At that certain moment you shall press this red button." "Yes." "And furthermore.." "The birthday of his majesty is near." "By tomorrow make a program of the ceremony." "Parade, fireworks, whatever." "As you wish, sir." "Let's hear it." "Xerxes, what did the hunter tell you." "I'm pretty." "Pretty, young, skilled." "I love Arrogancia." "We will be a nice couple." "We'll get rid of the old man." "Hurray for I. Szatirrroooo." "How long is he going to keep me waiting, this old charlatan." "Old charlatan." "Xerxes is a pretty bird." "Smart birrrrd." "Don't talk gibberish." "This is own text already." "One and a half pounds." "Mixed." "Can silver come too?" "Later with the others!" "First only the gold!" "Don't mix zafir with diamond next time." "The material will get polluted." "Watch out!" "Discharge!" "Lunch-break!" "Just wait!" "You son of a thief!" "Heartless pagans!" "Come you poor lil orphen." "Come." "Don't be afraid of me, you lil silly." "Well." "Come with me." "I employ you as an apprentice." "What's up mister smith." "You dragged home another lost kid?" "Your heart is out of stone, Jakab." "What is your name my lil son?" "My lil daughter." "Doesn't matter!" "If God wants it so, even a girl can become a blacksmith!" "I'm stuffed." "I'm blowing up." "This one more bite then." "This.." "This.. filled with brains stewed in pigfat cabbage gristle in ox.." "..this is something wonderful." "But maybe a lil bit.." "..swelling." "Drink to it my dear a lil bit of.." "..hot honey beer." "Like.. melted lead." "And the surprise is coming up only now!" "Sweets we doesn't want." "This is not sweet." "This is.. kneaded with cream of caponfat.." "..pickled in garliced butter.." "..chicken-intestines-cake with pepper.." "..ala Columba." "Columba.." "Oh my God, poor Columba.." "No." "Not even a bite.." "..We can't." "You offend me if you don't eat this lil piece." "We thanks.. you our mistress.." "But we.." "Continue it.." "Something blew up." "His majesty..!" "The Leo!" "Leo..!" "Our only one.." "Your majesty.." "..be strong!" "Sadly, there is no hope anymore." "Last Leo the Lionsmell.." "..is already grazing on the eternal hunting greens." "Put this to the rest, son." "And now.." "..what will happen to the ceremonial fireworks?" "A scientist always thinks with the unpredictable too!" "The king is dead!" "Long live the queen!" "The king is dead!" "Long live the queen!" "The king is dead!" "Long live the queen." "Her majesty.." "I. Arrogancia holds her first audency." "The queen!" "Queen of mine heart." "Now i really deserve priority." "I was running to you to do it as the first.. you know.." "..what we were talking about." "We know that you came to offer your services to your queen." "Thank you." "Your first task is.." "Carry out this throne from here." "I won't need it anymore." "Your mamma you lil liar bitch." "God helped me!" "The royal house has never ever ordered so many manacles before!" "Batter, my children!" "With full strenght?" "Of course." "You lil blacksmith-seed." "I kill her!" "I kill that tricky whore!" "You mean her majesty, I. Arrogancia?" "I strangle her!" "I tear her into lil pieces." "I make a wallet out of her skin!" "A pipe out of her shin-bone!" "A lantern out of her stomach, a lantern out of her stomach." "How she fed me with promises, that snake!" "'We will be throning together my Adonis!" "And now she makes me carry out the throne!" "?" "MY throne..!" "?" "Break lil heart.." "Swell from my bossom, sour sigh..!" "Don't brake it, you cursed sniper!" "Look at that miaowing bald-tailed cat!" "He puts his big butt on it, doesn't he." "Whaaaaat..!" "?" "Who's the bald-tailed cat?" "!" "?" "Now i finish you off youuu..." "Alcoison-mixer!" "I'm fed up with you, too!" "Thank you, Mr. Schiller. (he says it in german)" "Calm down, son." "The sudden acceleration of events.." "..the queen is a lil bit of silly yet." "But.. after a storm comes silence!" "You think..?" "Think..!" "?" "I know!" "And what a scientist knows.." "..you can buy poison it's so sure, for sure!" "Do you want one?" "Please let me in!" "I swear i will watch out from now on!" "Let me in dear mister blackmith." "I'm hungry.." "Go away devil's bastard!" "Here's the cristal mirror, Arri, what you've just ordered." "Arri..?" "Those times are over, it's better if you remember that." "One more such over-familiar high treasoning.." "..and i give your head into the hands of my executioner." "Mercy, your majesty!" "I do if you think out a catchy royal addressing next to my name by tomorrow." "Oh, i've already thought it out, your majesty." "First Arrogancia the Huge." "Is this alright?" "Quite nice." "And your mirror, too." "You can go now, professor." "If i may mention this.." "..your being endlessly beautiful, your majesty." "The first time you've spoken something true, old frog." "You're beautiful, Arrogancia." "Rarariiirom!" "Don't you know that this place is not for children!" "What's your name." "White." "I thought that i can get some bones here." "It's drawn on the door." "White!" "Oh well well." "Let me look at you, what have you become like." "Hungry." "Not bad!" "Not bad." "Maybe i can get a use of you." "And what will you be when you grow up?" "Even more hungry!" "Now now son." "Well find a job for yourself!" "Then they will give you food!" "What is.. a job?" "A job?" "A job.." "Iavor lavoris lascurirum.. belonging to the monocotyledons.. pardon.. the arthropoda.. i mean.." "Job, my child, job is the founding father of everything." "A job.." "..is a job." "Who has no job, shouldn't eat." "Pray and have a job." "We shall praise the Creator with a job because the Creator created us with his job." "A job makes you free!" "Job makes a human animal.." "Pardon, exactly the other way round." "Job is the beginning of everything." "Hard work is the basis of a job." "Hard work makes glory sooner or later!" "Who has no job, shouldn.." "Pardon, i've already said that." "So." "With a job you can achieve anything." "If you work hard.." "..you can even become a working woman." "So.. do you want to work, son?" "I do!" "Great!" "Then just work." "And since you get nothing for free in life, as a payment for your work you'll get food!" "Then give me some food and i work hard for it." "Do you know what an.. elbow-kissu is..?" "No." "No?" "Well here is this nice apple." "But first out of gratitude.." "..put your lil lips here." "Then you can bite it." "OUCHHH not my elbow!" "The apple, you lil beast!" "Is there anything else?" "Yes, your majesty." "This.. umm.." "..White-case." "White..?" "Who's that again?" "The illegal derivative out of the marriage of your majesty's early-died husband and Lady Konstans Fridzsider." "That small feathered thing?" "It's still alive..?" "Out of your majesty's mercy." "And according to the recent trustworthy rumors.." "..certain rebellious persons are trying to make her appear as the legal heir of the throne under the name of I. Konkurencia the Born-a-dead." "Wanting the throne without a name or post?" "Only the queen is allowed to give out such a job." "And now we give her the Not-alive addressing." "Plus the half square-metre land that belongs to it." "In the cemetery." "Sadly, we don't have a legal way to do that yet, your majesty." "Idiot." "And what about the penal servitude book of law?" "Let's make her work till she dies." "Spicy idea." "History will always remember this." "Afterall, it's being payed for that." "The queen commanded her to work under your hand." "Don't be easy on her." "As you wish, sir." "She won't be bored." "Come!" "First you clean these rusty shields till they shine." "You can find there sandstone powder and a tow." "Make them shine!" "Now i know where did you heared it from that they make us make her work till she dies." "Oh my, you didn't eavesdropped the top secret plan of the professor and the Minister of War about requesting the throne, did you?" "Madam..?" "I've finished." "The work of a witch..!" "Ah.. umm.. not bad as your first time." "Now go and scrub the palace!" "Now what do you say to that?" "Only a child who was born dead can do that." "Watch out, she's coming!" "What other kind of work should we give her?" "Enough for today." "I have to go to a hearing." "Where to?" "Where you do." "To the keyhole of the crown-council." "I've decided." "Following the suggestion of our great courtmaster.." "..we attack.. devastate.. and capture Retrograd." "And then combining the two countries and forming an empire, we will crown ourselves empress." "Hurray!" "Hurray!" "If you allow, your majesty.." "I was suggesting exactly the opposite." "Nevermind that." "A suggestion is a suggestion anyways." "I simply.. overrun it, your majesty." "Ahead!" "Till out last drop of blood is out, for our sweet queen!" "Thank you!" "First.. we need a reason of war." "I'll cook it out, your majesty!" "Better tell the professor to invent one." "Easy work." "I'll invent a self-provoking boomerang.." "..what we will throw through the border and it'll fly back on our own heads." "On our part of land." "Perfect." "And what about the plan of campaign?" "If your majesty allows me.." "I undertake that part." "We cross the kitty-shit mountain pass in the middle of the night.." "..and our cavalry takes up a fan formation.." "Of course we have to think about a closed fan.." "..because the number of participants in our cavalry is 1." "And what about the infantry?" "Sadly.. the boy got chicken-pox.. and his war-body is full of spots." "And the archers..?" "The slingshooters..?" "We demobilized Hugo because of lack of equipment which arose from our savings." "But only for now." "Only for now!" "How many soldiers do we have actually..?" "Well.. you see.." "There's him.." "And there's the Hugo-guy.." "..and the.." "Herribal-kid.." "The son of Rezonancia!" "And also.. him.." "You've already counted him." "So with you, altogether.." "..four." "At least have you spied it out how many soldiers the Retrogradian army has?" "Yes, your majesty!" "Exactly 100 they are." "..I mean.. from today on.. 101.." "..because our spy got on their side." "Great!" "And you want to get Retrograd to my feet like this?" "!" "Not like this, your majesty." "Without even one slay of a sword." "Because." "If our beautiful queen would marry.." "..that doddery Edgar the Diabetic.." "..and would sweeten his last days.." "I object!" "A diabetic person should get the most strict diet!" "Minister, please." "Please persuade the councillor to support the suggestion." "Thank you." "So the first thing to do.. we send our picture as a marriage-gift to my Edgar." "Earl please." "Hire a royal-drawer." "Unnecessary, your majesty." "My new invention.. the body-double doubler.. better than any other drawer." "My most recent invention." "The bodydouble-doubler!" "It's better than any other drawer." "Because i realized, if light touches the apple slice it puts on a deeper shade of brown!" "So the lights your majesty mirrors upside-down throught the hole will make the slices put on different shades of brown!" "Which will be exactly like the model's original shades." "And how long do i have to sit here as the model?" "Only a few 4-5 hours." "Smile, your majesty!" "XD" "Giant-danger!" "Excuse me mr. dwarf." "Where can i find the closest royal-household here?" "Poor thing.. it's deaf..." "WHER CAN I FIND.." "Don't shout you maniac!" "I'm not deaf!" "Being disabled is not a shame." "For example, i can't see further than my nose and.." "Then that's why you thought i'm a dwarf!" "Why..?" "Aren't you one..?" "Yes, but not a garden dwarf!" "I'm a wild dwarf!" "Nevermind." "Why are you interested in the royal castle?" "I'm looking for a bride." "Do i have any chance around here?" "We.. don't really talk to giants.. but wait a moment please." "Sunday dear." "There's a..." "I've heard everything you silly babbler!" "The castle is that way!" "Thank you." "Move dwarfs!" "Let's go on MonSenior." "Never forget to keep the place clean!" "What was that..?" "The hunter arrived with the wild boar." "And....?" "Aaaand that girl helped him get into the kitchen." "Oh, i see." "See?" "This way." "As a punishment.. make her clense 2 sacks of lentil until noon." "Is it raining..?" "OOOH!" "I'm sorry, i didn't want to make you wet." "Ah doesn't matter, i was dry anyways." "Who aaaaare you, you beautiful goddess?" "...oh, me?" "I'm the janitor." "Can i look at you from closer?" "You see.." "My eye-sight is not the best." "Not here." "But imagine.." "they finally allowed me to clense lentil to my liking." "Come, you can look around inside!" "We have a beautiful kitchen!" "Let me introduce myself, you charming lil lady!" "My name is..." "Alfons de Badsight." "My father is III." "Edgar the Diabetic - the king of Retrograd." "Yoroshiku." "Hofeher." "AAAaaa.. may i ask for you hand..... ....not to crush mine so hard." "You see.." "I'm looking for a wife right now." "My daddy even allowed to choose a maid for myseeeeelf~" "We have a rich country so we can afford it." "I feel like i've already found my future wife!" "Congratulations, be happy with her." "Can't you seeeee?" "I want your haaaand!" "Chu chu chu chu XD" "My haaand?" "!" "There you go!" "This.. coy reserve.. also shows the fact.. that i've chosen well." "Be myyyy lil janitoooor~" "You can talk to my daddy already today." "Don't be silly!" "How could i get married if i have so many work to do!" "If you want to, you can work by us too, till you get k.o." "But i.. won't give up hope." "Hooofeheer!" "Hooofeheeer!" "Then don't touch me or you'll get another!" "I'm sorry but i must touch cuz my eye lenses fell off." "You know.. from the slap." "Here, take as much lenses(=lentil) as you want, even with both hands if you'd like to." "Ah, the kind hearted angel~" "But unpolished - for my pity." "Now i run home to tell my daddy the good news!" "But i'll be back for you soon, my love." "Oh, it's you." "Yes you really got back soon." "Come." "Which one is your horse?" "MonSenior!" "Wonderful horse!" "I like it!" "That's something already~" "Can we talk about a g'bay-kissuuuu..?" "Hehe." "With pleasure." "Drag her here." "Which one." "The bride or the groom?" "Briiiide?" "That lil brat, the maid.." "...you fat cow." "Sup?" "=D" "Since you're flirting with young men all the time instead of doing your work.." "Meeeee...?" "Thee hee." "Are you crazy, your majesty?" "Silence!" "I'll teach you how to talk to your queen." "Who was that young man?" "Some kinda Alfons." "He said he's a prince." "Alfons..?" "The son of III." "Edgar." "Yeaaaa, that." "He wanted to marry me, lol." "What?" "!" "You're lying!" "I'm sorry, but i am not able to lie." "You can go, do your work." "And don't slap the door." "The.. door-handle.. has broken." "GO AWAY!" "The professor!" "Wait, I've changed my mind." "Better get the hunter." "Yes, ma'am." "What happened to you...?" "Bag your pardon Arri but this is already too far." "Do something with that girl-faced monster already!" "She almost made me disabled!" "Look at her work!" "You see here.. this blue spot.." "HOW DARE YOU..!" "Put your dang pants back, you idiot brat!" "Or else i tear you apart with flaming pincers!" "I'm sor..." "I thought you might be interested in.." "For this sinnful thought i will slice you into 4 and make the dogs eat you in lil portions." "Mercy!" "..." "My dear majesty, mercy!" "I will do anything..." "ANYTHING!" "Well okay." "You get another chance." "So you will do anything?" "ANYTHING." "Aaaanything." "Anything. =D" "Till midnight.." "you will bring me.." "the head of Hófehér." "In what?" "I don't care." "Basket, bag, marmalade-jar, it's your choice." "How far are we goin yet?" "You said you're gonna teach me shoot." "We're almost there." "But near the castle we might shoot a mushroom picker old lady accidentally." "It's suspicious that you're so kind." "Now listen you old flirting bag." "If, by any chance, you'd want to be nasty with me in the deep forest.." "*gulp* Don't worry my girl, you can be relaxed by my side." "Well i'm not worrying." "Well." "This place looks perfect." "This lil bag." "This will be the target." "Put it on that dry branch." "Just relax." "Don't woooorry." "It's a pity for such a nice bag..." "Are you crazy." "You've almost shot me." "MUHHAHAHAHA XD" "It would have been titled as an 'accident'." "The hat of the mushroom will be our target." "MAHHAHA Yeaaaa." "Baby." "Peekaboo." "You have a pretty nice sight, old man." "Let me try it too." "This way?" "Yees yes." "That's it." "If i pull this here, will it shoot then?" "Noooo." "No, no, noo." "What are you doing with that axe." "I'm just.. cutting this.. branch off, so that.." "it won't bother when aiming." "Okay, cut it." "Ah nevermind, i can see from here too." "Bah." "Do you have more arrows?" "No!" "No." "But i'll cut one." "Go find a feather for its end till i finish." "I was suspecting that you'll wanna touch here and there in the end." "Well, bad man!" "Is that polite!" "?" "Admit it that you wanted to touch me." "I swear." "Without any bad intention, i just wanted to strangle you." "Me?" "Why?" "Did i do anything bad against you?" "Noffin." "Noffin af all." "But i couldnf kill you in any other way." "And fhe queen ordered your head, in bag." "But why does she want that..?" "Beats me." "She's a collector." "Ah, madonna." "My skulf aches like hell." "Let me help you." "You can't go home alone." "Go hooooome..?" "!" "I would be crazy." "Arrogancia would skin me alive if i went to her without your head." "But.. of course.." "if you have a heart.." "and would help me out a lil bit voluntarily.." "But no no." "I feel you don't." "Forget it.." "It was only an idea." "I have to hide somewhere." "And it's better if you don't go back yourself either." "Wait." "You can lean on this." "But who will protect me from the evil wolves so that they don't tear me into pieces." "Wolves?" "!" "They will be happy if YOU don't tear THEM into pieces." "Well.. good bye." "Hey." "Szatiro." "Heyhooooo~" "Are you stupid?" "This is already out of fashion." "You'll lure here a giant in the end." "Let's hurry gentlemen!" "It's almost raining." "Why didn't you tell us to go home earlier." "Then we wouldn't get wet now." "Because i couldn't have known earlier that it will be raining later, you smart guy." "Then we should've waited with the coming till it stops raining." "Stop, dwarves!" "There's light inside!" "What the dwarf!" "It can't be!" "I myself put out the fire before going away." "Something fishy's going on here.." "Now is this a 'giant-danger', or is this not a 'giant-danger'?" "Saturday!" "Now well you will then carefully walk over there.." "..and clear our situation." "Hell clears this!" "Friday will!" "You chicken!" "..." "Go my son, Thursday!" "Show it to him!" "Enough!" "We go together!" ".. but silentlyyyy..." "I only wish we would be inside already, i'm freezing." "Oh don't worry, we will be hot enough soon!" "I never get scared and sweat like a cow." "You?" "!" ".." "Hahahaha XD" "You watered your pants even from a capricorn beetle!" "Because back then.. i was only Monday." "Giant-danger!" "Gone." "Giant-danger!" "Gone." "Giant-danger!" "Gone." "There." "Undisciplined group" "You make it impossible for a dwarf to sneak with you guys!" "I said be quiet, and if i hear another 'peep'..." "Wouldn't you be so kind and go somewhere else to shout." "Oh but.." "Oh my!" "What the.." "This is something.." "Whaa.." "This is.. giantific!" "Double-danger!" "Giant and woman!" "She occupied our house with violence!" "Oh i'm sorry." "I didn't know it was yours!" "And i really didn't want to occupy it, but it was raining.." "Anybody could say that!" "Don't be so heartless." "I'm being hunted by the queen!" "She wants to kill me!" "Please let me hide by you.." "NO!" "Your giantness should leave our house this instant!" "So you throw me out!" "YES!" "But he doesn't have the right to do it on his own." "Because.." "In domestic-questions only the agreement of our whole dwarf-council can decide." "Of course of course." "I'm sorry to interrupt you.." "But why do you argue outside in the rain?" "You can throw me out only from inside anyways." "This is exeptionally true." "Go in!" "Would you like a lil tea?" "I even put some rum inside from the flask of the hunter." "Rum?" "What's that." "What could it be?" "Poison of course!" "Only if you drink too much of it!" "It will make you nice warm." "Yes.." "Well this must be good.." "Well." "First you drink it." "Okay?" "Okay." "And if you stay alive.. then we drink from it too." "Okay." "What is it like." "Aaah." "Tasty." "Mooooooore XD" "You might get again in the end my son, if there's still any left." "Not bad." "But what is it's receipt?" "Gimme more." "You've drunk 3 times already." "Thursday you are such an insolent guy." "Gimme toooooooo~" "Gentlmen if you could pleaaaase!" "Enough!" "Stop it already!" "ENOUGH!" "Oh my." "It can go into your head!" "In this house only i can tell who, from what and in what amount!" "If it is being vetoed by the carf-wouncil.." "*hlcc* dwarf-council..." "Who's the dwarf?" "!" "?" "Say it again wise guy!" "I am the dwarf, i am a sweet lil dwarf." "Hehe" "And this here is a nice giant here." "What is your name sweet lil giant?" "My name is Hófehér." "You shouldn't have drunk so much, i had told you!" "She should also be a honorary... honorary.. rarwf-douncil member." "Yea.. and her name should be.." "All-Week-Long." "And you allow me to stay here?" "No.." "I knock every decision.. i kick out everything!" "Hurray for the 8th dwarf!" "Heep-heep seven and eight." "I'm a bad dwarf." "A very bad dwarf.." "A very very.. verrr very..." "I kiss you." "Kissu!" "Kissu for Wednesday, kissu!" "Once i'll grow and i'll be a dwaaaaarf!" "To my baby!" "to my baby!" "... ah dang it i forgot." "No better sing that.. !" "Piiiggyyy!" "Piggy haaair!" "I want a puszi!" "A puszi." "For Wednesday a kissu!" "No. ..." "Borf-touncil." "I announce that recece!" "XD (note: 'recece' can be found in ancient hung folk-songs)" "Where issa that giant!" "Lemme kick it out!" "Let me face her!" "LET meee!" "I want tea." "I wanna drink form the tea." "And again: recece!" "Be good lil dwarves and go sleeping!" "Pleeeease!" "You'll get some tea tomorrow!" "I promise lil dwarves." "C'mon.." "Go nicely." "C'mon." "You too!" "I'm a bad dwarf!" "A very very bad dwarf.." "I want some tea." "I want some from the tea." "I'm sorry my dear God." "I didn't want to do any harm to them." "A lil surprise your majesty!" "The new mirror." "You should know that for a woman.. after a certain age.." "the biggest enemy is the mirror." "But not for that whose beauty is more blinding than the most shining mirror." "Beauty... what did it bring me..?" "Well well well, and the throne?" "That IS something, your majesty." "Don't 'your majesty' me you old loafer." "We are in private." "Then don't be fooling around baby." "I helped you fulfil all your wishes." "All my wishes..?" "!" "Edgar the Diabetic cooked bottled fruit out of my body-double-picture." "And his son wants to marry that monster instead of me!" "What do you think, how will this be an empire then?" "We will make it Arri, we will make it!" "Say.. but this time honestly.." "..do i have any chance by Alfons?" "Let the mirror talk instead of me!" "You're pretty pretty like a dream.." "I, the mirror, guarantee." "Well?" "What do you think?" "Bring me brandy!" "I'll be an alcoholic from now on." "Oh my oh my." "Have a nice day, boys!" "What do you want for dinner?" "!" "Apple-pie!" "That would be nice but i can cook only scrambled eggs." "So you'll eat that." "Does that matter?" "We ate scrambled eggs every day so far, too." "I realized that we are being looked down on by giants.." "..because we are too small-minded." "Who cares about what giants think." "But this is not only a giant but.." "..also a woman." "I think that a giant woman has lots of advantage too." "Hahaha." "Name only one." "According to one of my researches.." "..a woman can make the home feel like a warm nest." "Yes, but we are not pigeons!" "Ah i've got it!" "I remembered!" "The woman.. keeps the house clean!" "And we are already fed up with the fact that you're always playing the leader!" "Of cooourse, because Saturday would like to be the leader!" "I won't stand for such remarks!" "You.. snivelling brat!" "So now then.. who is being personal here?" "I swear, i leave you all here if you keep on shouting like this!" "And who's making you stay." "Yes sure." "I will ask for an allowance right from you!" "Are we consulting now, or are we not consulting now." "I swear, i am ashaaamed that i'm a dwarf!" "If you don't get to the point, i will silence everybody!" "Aaah, so that you have all the voice here, ahn?" "!" "Be quiet already, Saturday!" "Let's get back to the original topic." "What were we talkin about..?" "How should i know." "Somebody was babbling about some kinda pigeon." "There you go!" "Look at the time!" "Why.. is lunch-break over already?" "Yea sure." "Work-time is over already!" "What is this?" "!" "This is the work of giants!" "They want to imprison us into a rock-prison!" "Oh you're home at last!" "Dinner is almost ready." "I'm a lil bit late with it because of all the work to do." "What is this?" "Oh, this?" "This is a house." "But it's not completely ready yet." "And where did our house go?" "Yes, answer this question!" "Oh that was no house, that was a bird-cage." "Bird-caaaage?" "You'll see how much bigger and comfortable this is." "The old one was full of old needless junk anyways." "Juuuuunk?" "I've put everythink out there." "I thought we could burn it some time." "But if you want it that bad, i don't mind!" "You'll see how much nicer the new house is." "At least look at it from the inside!" "Okay." "Tomorrow we will put everything inside again." "But come and eat dinner alrea..." "Hhhhj!" "The scrambled egg!" "Well, let's go." "One life, one death." "Come iiiin!" "Oh, sorry!" "I forgot that you.. tomorrow i will put the door-knob lower." "Please let the gentlemen get in." "Two rooms are perfectly enough for us!" "You will be sleeping upstairs, tomorrow i'll carpenter beds." "One for me and one for you." "I'm most proud of the fire-place." "Oh my God!" "..." "I always burn it.." "For now we will eat from the same bowl." "I'll make some plates.." "but more permanent than the older ones!" "Because they were impossible to wash." "Let's sit down and start eating!" "I will eat with the cooking-spoon.." "..yours are too small for me." "But why don't you sit down." "C'mon, sit down!" "The floor is clean!" "..Five, six.." "Where is the seventh dwarf?" "You are sitting on him." "Hhhj!" "Oh my Goood!" "Believe me i didn't want to.." "Is he alright..?" "Leave him alone, you monster!" "We will take care of him!" "Come, Wednesday, help me." "And what about the scrambled eggs..?" "We are not hungry now!" "Nooooot?" "No!" "We are full of it!" "Okay." "I will leave your portions for breakfast." "Those who agree with the idea, raise their hands." "For the first time in our lives.. everybody agrees." "Arri, Arri it will be too much!" "You're drunk." "So what.." "If you continue it like this, you're not only drinking away your country.." "..but your beauty will also fade away." "You will have me on your conscience." "This is unworthy of you!" "Unworthy..?" "What is worthy of an old and ugly bag." "You love that.. skinny bat so much?" "Who?" "..." "Alfons?" "Of course." "Just think about it!" "I could be empress." "My sweet lil Alfons!" "Oh my." "Now look.." "There could be.. something.." "What?" "Nothing nothing nothing, nothing sure.." "Speak up or i'll cut you into 10!" "Arri!" "That was not nice.." "You're right." "The alcohol is talkin from me." "Shuddup!" "Forget about it." "So i would have a method.. which is not sure yet.." "It was only tested on rats so far." "Hell cares about it!" "Just do it!" "5 out of 10 couldn't survive!" "I don't care!" "Take me as the 11th my sweet lil genius!" "Well, okay." "Let's go!" "Get your clothes off and sit into this chair." "What do you think about this..?" "What is that?" "Bra." "I promise, by the time you get home, i make a big surprise." "We thank you very much." "Very sweet.." "Of course.." "Good bye." "Move dwarfs, we have work to do!" "Hey, boys!" "What are you doing, you executioner?" "!" "Relax." "I'm.. depilating!" "What." "Haven't you ever seen any dwarves?" "!" "Idiot!" "Silence in the row!" "Finished!" "You can stare at yourself now!" "I think Alfons is already a fallen lad." "Her majesty, I. Arrogancia the Huge." "The queen!" "What is your request, gentledwarves." "Oh my dear God, oh my dear God, my eyes are already shutting.." "You wanted to talk with me." "Go on." "I'm listening." "Your majescofcof.." "Your majesty." "Do you know a woman.." "..whose name is White?" "White?" "Lil Snow White." "Not Snow White." "Only White." "She hates endearments!" "Her majesty gave me the task to tell you.." "..that she will be standing by your side and will be supporting you all along." "Listen to me Arri and stay put!" "We will figure out something!" "I won't give this case to anybody else anymore!" "You cannot do it without me, don't you understand?" "!" "Withooout you?" "You shaky pile of a book!" "That girl.. is very strong!" "I've mixed yeast into her egg-white!" "Not stronger than this!" "What the hell is that." "Don't you remember?" "I even got it from you." "The poisoned needle." "I am keeping it in a good place since then, you old trouble-maker." "GET MY HORSE!" "Good day to the house.." "to the.. members of the house." "Good day." "I am a visitor of the palace." "We were riding in the forest and i got apart from the others by accident." "I'm lost." "The castle is that way." "You just have to follow the path." "Ah i got a lil bit weary." "May i rest a lil bit in your house?" "Of course." "But please don't bother me, i have to slice this pie into 8." "May i help?" "Oh no." "I've got it already." "Ah the cock should bite it, it's 9!" "But it doesn't really matter." "I have a visitor so.. do you want a piece of pie?" "Oh you're very kind." "Thank you." "Take it." "We don't have any plates yet." "Doesn't matter." "It's okay this way, too." "Mmm." "Tasty!" "What's the matter with her." "Look!" "Giant-murder!" "That dragon killed her!" "What will happen now?" "Our last hope!" "The only one who could've helped us died!" "I think we are doomed!" "Something's wrong?" "You dare to ask!" "?" "Murderer!" "Me a murderer?" "!" "I only gave her a piece of my apple-pie." "Aaaapple-pie!" "I also ate from it, it's quite bearable." "Then why did she die?" "How should i know, i'm no doctor!" "What's happening here?" "Look, MonSenior!" "And the Alfons.." "lol" "Not MonSenior anymore!" "In honour of you i call him Horse White!" "Do you know anything about first-aid.. or corpse handling?" "I do both, my love!" "Who is this wonderful goddess?" "She's I. Arrogancia the Huge, the queen." "The Arri..?" "This aquired nice social polish, dang it." "A real queen!" "My God.." "The most beautiful queen on the world.." "And she's totally dead." "What a damn bad luck!" "May i?" "Please.." "let me.." "May i?" "People please let me, i'm a doctor." "Wah, good lord." "The Arri." "This killed her!" "Understand it already!" "She ate a bite of this and she fainted." "I ate the leftover and i'm still here." "Not even a barrel of arsenic would kill this." "Gimme." "Lemme see." "Awful!" "You've put cooking-powder inside, haven't you?" "Of course." "The cooking-book told me so." "Her stomach could never stand cooking-powder." "I always make her drink a drop of vinegar in such cases." "Yippeee!" "Hurray!" "Long live the queen!" "Hurray!" "She's alive!" "My fairy queen!" "Alfons." "How handsome you look with glasses." "So intellectual." "Arrogancia." "Darling!" "Will you be mine?" "Till the end of your life, my sweety." "Yooheeeey!" "Say something." "You say something!" "But you are the leader!" "Of cooourse, now i am the leader ahn." "Somebody say something!" "What do i have to say?" "Excuse me, for a moment." "Excuse me, but what will happen to us?" "What do you mean by that." "You come eat dinner and that's it." "We still have plenty to do." "But noooo." "Better noooo.. if you could..." "Of course we can take the lady with us if the gentledw.." "No way!" "The maid-questions are my problem.. sweety." "And the professor?" "How could i ever repay you my dear professor.." "..the life of my precious!" "Forget that old trouble-maker, Alfons." "I hope he will end up on the gallows sooner or later." "As you wish, my dear." "Well then.." "let the wedding begin!" "White, my sweet daughter." "I can prove that you are the rightful heiress of Leo the Lionsmell." "The throne is yours, not that usurper Arrogancia's!" "The world will be standing in front of your feet!" "But i don't wanna be empress." "It's okay for me with my lil dwarves." "I'll make great guys out of them!" "You stupid chick!" "Can't you see they hate you!" "?" "They were the ones who complained to the queen about you!" "They asked her to kill you!" "Lies!" "True!" "There." "You see it already, that you have to be my company." "You have no other choice!" "You'll be empress!" "Don't be scared." "You can get used to that, too." "Never!" "I'd rather die!" "You.........." "As you wish........" "This will be the best." "You always were a stupid chick my dear daughter, and you will stay like that forever." "It was a pity so much time to.." "WASTE on you." "Mama.. my mommy.." "You allow me to stay with you..?" "My darlings!" "Giant-danger!" "I want moooye." "subtitle made by:" "usagi" "=D" "XD"