"Who ate my fudgy pops?" " Not me." " Not me neither." "You stinky liar, Mort." "It's written all your face." "Delicious milky chocolate." "Why Mort?" "Why did you eat my fudgy pops?" "Aaah!" "April Fools!" "?" "It's August, Mort." "April Fools' ain't gonna fly." "Ehh Maurice, what is this 'April Fyu-ools' you speak of?" "You've never heard of April Fools?" "Well, have you ever heard of, erm  January Jacks?" "No!" "You have not!" "Maybe because you just made that up." "What?" "That is so ..." "Okay, you got me there." "But Christmas Steve, he's real!" "Really." "Steve knows if I've been bad or good." "And that's creepy." "April Fool is when you pull pranks on people and they don't get mad because you say" ""April Fools"." "Ohohho!" "I like this concept." "I will try it!" "Sorry!" "It only works on April 1st." "What?" "Come on!" "I didn't know about April fooling up till just now, you know." "So, I get to make up for all of the 'foolings' I've missed." "Peanuts?" "For me?" "Did I mention that they are jalepeno peanuts?" "Also, did I mention "April Fools"?" "Come on Maurice, stand on the 'X'." "Something might happen." "Maybe a nice surprise." "You don't know." "Try it." "No!" "I'm not standing on the 'X'." "I'll do it!" "Oh, no!" "Mort!" "I'm coming for you, buddy." "April Fools." "Men, our intel says a 2 ton shipment of battery-fresh atlantic cod will pass by the zoo gates at precisely 1400 hours." " Kowalski!" " Operation Snare the Cod will require steady flippers, laser-like focus and, of course, a sober resolve." "Help!" "Help!" "An alligator is having me for lunch!" " That's Julien!" " Roger's gone carnivore!" "Roll out, men!" "What the..." " Please Help!" " Ringtail!" "Actually, I'm having this alligator for lunch!" "Ha Hah Ha!" "April Fools." "Wait a second here." "You just invited me over so that you could prank the penguins?" "But of course, Roger." "You didn't think that I'd actually want to dine with reptile riff-raff, did you?" "I ought to eat you!" "That's what I ought to do." "Oh ho!" "That was like a double April fools." "Aha!" "I'm in the zone, baby!" "Ringtail, it's not April 1st!" "Silly penguin." "It's always April 1st somewhere." "You have no idea how a calendar works, do you?" "The Julien Calendar." "Pictures of me, looking adorable, on top." "Random numbers on the bottom." "My favourite month is Julienuary." "(sighs) Pack it in, boys." "Where was I?" " Erm, laser-like focus." " Right, right." "As I was saying, Operation Snare the Cod will require steady flippers laser-like focus, and a sober res..." "Help me!" "Penguins!" "I'm in desparate need of some genuine helping!" "(groans)" "RINGTAIL!" "April fools!" "Gotcha!" "Ha Ha Ha Ha!" "So help me, you prank us again, and you won't see next April." "Okay, okay." "I won't call for you again unless I absolutely have to." "Steady flippers, laser-like focus, and a sober..." "Help!" "Penguins, please!" "I'm on fire!" "It's a prank." "Ignore it." "But what if it really is an emergency?" "It's not!" "I'm certain." "Help!" "This is no joke!" " 90%.positive." " Come, quickly!" "Okay, maybe 85." " I cannot last much longer. - 70%." "Hellllllp!" "Let's go." "Ringtail?" "Yes!" "I am on fire!" "With these awesome April Fools pranks!" "You should see your face right now." "Oh!" "it's all mean and stuff, like this." "That's it!" "No more!" "I have prepared a counterprank plan featuring crank calls, itching powder and faux vomit." "Escalation, Kowalski?" "Negatory." "That'll play right into Ringtail's sick plan." "But, skipper, he keeps exploiting our altruistic instincts." "I don't think I can help helping." "Right you are, men." "That's why we need to begin... prank resistance training." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Hey eh, you moved." "You ruined the picture." "The picture?" "Yeah, I tagged you with a rude drawing, in permanent marker." " It's great." " You, you what?" "Yeah, I call it butt-ffiti." "You are going to pay for this, lemur." "Oh, please, Roy." "It's April Fools." "I have diplomatic immunity." "And it's not April!" "Men, I threw every gag in the book at you." "Whoopee cushions, joy buzzers, and wet willies." "[shudders] That was my least favorite." "But you persevered." "Congratulations, you've completed your prank resistance training." "[all cheer] Woo-hoo!" "I'm proud of you boys." "Got a little schmutz there, Private." "Just a friendly reminder... pranks can happen any time, any place." "Stay frosty." "Sorry, Skipper." "It won't happen again." "Don't sweat it, young Private." "Seriously, though, you got a little something...." "Come on, Private. we just went over this!" "Sorry, Skipper." "Sorry, sorry." "Head in the game, man." "Now, all joking aside, a little stain right there." "Private, a little stain?" "Did you see the color those chameleons turned when I tied their tongues together?" "It has got to be the best April Foolishness, EVER." "Okay, but maybe it's time to give it a rest." "Uh, Maurice, I know this is hard for you because of your bounteous bottom, but lighten up, dude." "Your Majesty, are you all right?" "The bouncy is lacking... the bounce." "Someone poked a hole in it." "But who would do such a thing to someone as beloved as me?" "Next hole I punch is through you." " Do you suppose it was him?" " Yup, I think it was him." "Private, I said little stain!" "Right there!" " Penguins!" " Whew!" "Help me!" "The rhino, he wants to skewer my fleshy parts." "Why... that sounds..." "like a prank." "What's your game this time, Ringtail?" ""Kick me" sign?" "The hotfoot?" "Or is our refrigerator running?" "Well, if it is, you better catch it..." "He he!" "No!" "No, no!" "I am not being the April Fool." "Do we look stupid to you?" "Ehh!" "Well, your brow is a bit... heavy." "Whaaat?" "I didn't even mention your ridiculous "wings"." ""Roy's out to get you"." "Yeah, right." "You're just pulling another mean prank on me." "Actually, if I was pulling another prank on you, I'd do this." "Eek!" "A mouse!" "[screams] Where?" "Where's the mouse?" "Good thing I didn't do that." "I know you're there, lemur." "Oh!" "Hello." "He He!" "Just keep that aside, I'm all done with the pranks, unless, of course, it's really hilarious." "He He!" "Or done done." "That works too." "You'll never play another prank again, buddy boy." "Friendly observation:" "You're letting anger dominate your life." "Hehehe!" "You cannot reach me." "All I need to do is keep running up here forever, and you will never..." "Oh Goddd!" "I'm begging you." "Please do not give me the sharp end of your..." "Skipper!" "Sleep grenades, fire!" "Sweet dreams, friend." "Well, Ringtail, I hope you've learned your lesson." "Yes, I've learned that you will rescue me, no matter how jerky I am to you." "That's not the lesson!" "Really?" "Thought I had it." "Uh, then it must be "A stitch in time saves nine"." " No, that's not it either." " Okay." "Saves eight?" "Or ten, perhaps. maybe an even number." "You're not even close!" "Umm..." "Always..." "No wait!" "Never..." "No wait." "Sometimes..." "I don't..." "Look if you want this to be a growing experience for me..." "Ringtail!" "Oh!" "Why?" "Why did this happen to someone who is so young and fluffy... and... plush?" "April Fools, Ringtail!" "Sweet, switcheroo, Kowalski." "In your lemury face!" "I'm telling Christmas Steve on all of you!" "Creepy!" "Aah!" "Felt good to turn the tables, didn't it, Private?" "Sure did." "Oh!" "You've got a loose fluff in there, Skipper." "Ha Ha!"