"The Plumber" "Hurry up, Mr plumber!" "Fast plumbing, careful work" "Toilets, please?" "How kind it is to come so fast You're a real DARLING" "What a tool..!" "Come quick!" "An hour later" "Good heavens!" "My husband!" "An hour later" "Excuse me, it's about my bill" "Hey, what about me?" "How sweet you are, how sweet it is" "You know so many things...." "More, more!" "Oh yes!" "More, more..." "One hour later" "Love of my life!" "Take me to the end of the world" "Without money, we won't make it" "Plumber, what a job!" "When you want something done, do it yourself" "We're rich!" "Who cares about catching the pox, as long as you can make love" "And now, a piece of social realism" "Amsterdam, city of beauty and delight" "But for some, it is a dull city" "Just take a look at George for instance" "He is killing himself inch by inch on a boring and unrewarding work" "When the work day is over, loneliness comes again" "One day, as he had just left the workshop, he saw Marsha" "What a smile !" "George couldn't believe it he wanted to speak to her" ""A.....a....a herring please" he mumbled" "Such beautiful hands" "That's the kind of girl I have always dreamt of he had fallen so strongly in love" "He gathered all his courage to speak to her, but he couldn't" "Powerless and bitter, he got back to his small room and to his loneliness" "If only I had enough guts to speak to her, he thought" "Shit!" "I'd better forget her" "You'd better watch around yourself." "What a mess!" "If only..." "Well, no use to feel remorse..." "She surely has plenty of friends" "Why would she care about me?" "Stop it!" "Forget her...forget her..." "Don't think anymore of her..." "But he couldn't get her out of his mind" "Meanwhile," "Marsha closed her shop and went home" "Alone..." "Aaargh... those 4 walls, I can't stand them anymore" "I am gonna change clothes and go out" "No... fact is I don't really want to go out..." "I am gonna brush my teeth and go to bed" "This boy...the way he looked at me" "He liked me, I am positive" "Oh, so what?" "Better forget him" "But she couldn't get him out of her mind" "The day after, George couldn't stay calm" "He would have wanted to see that girl again but he hadn't the guts" "And then, all of a sudden, during lunch break he made a strong resolution" "he left his workshop and ran his way to Marsha's place" "This time, I will speak to her, he said to himself" "But she wasn't there" ""I lost her", he thought" "There is so many people in this town" "I won't find her again he wandered for hours, his heart broken" "He couldn't accept that fate can be so cruel" "He was so distraught with grief and despair he didn't know what to do when suddenly he stumbled" ""But... but... it's you", he said" "Marsha, she said" "Marsha Marsha, I love you" "Oh, I have been looking for you everywhere, I was getting hopeless but now you're here with me and life is so wonderful" "By the way, my name is George" "Yes George, she said..." "Life is wonderful now that we're together" "And then they were very happy" "Yes... very happy" "All of a sudden, George started to hear sounds" ""What is this message?" he thought" ""What's happening?" Marsha asked" "But it was too late" "A second later, all had gone different" "There was a light, there was truth, there was a meaning" ""You must not tarnish this girl" said the voice in his head" "Now that you've transcended human misery, you can see divine truth of the universe" "Yes said George, yes yes..." "Follow me...and commit no more sin..." "And so, love has triumphed over misfortunes and the story of loneliness ended up in happiness" "Some strange people come here to find eternity" "I always tell them" ""Love one another"" "What is good with my work, it's that if I am bad, I don't care" "3 years ago, van Der Riout told me that one day" "during an international psychoanalysts' congress that took place in Amsterdam they ended up discussing the reason why each of the congressmen finally felt like sucking his own sex" "back then I found that obscene" "Where are all those dummy sinners" "Father, your stockings are falling" "What are you waiting for?" "Lift them up" "Do it well" "Arrange them so that they won't go down within tonight" "Can I now?" "Father, am I allowed?" "I think somebody is coming to see us" "I can perceive the sparkling of a light through the fence" "Why didn't he let this girl kiss him?" "If only it was me..." "You're going to get prepared and go downstairs to take the collection" "What's the use of it?" "You should go downstairs and welcome our friends" "I hate them!" "Everybody's there?" "Everybody's there?" "Father..." "Good evening..." "They have ALL come!" "Nice evening!" "Yes, let's see what I have to tell" "In our last meeting, I was wearing a ruby I am deeply attached to" "I wore it there..." "Hmmmm...hmmmmm..." "You got it thanks to the last collection we took" "Yes" "It was a splendid evening" "Grand Pa John went mad, one went upside down and the other went mad..." "We'll spend this evening in destroying" "the mysticism that comes with Moses" "If I have drunk a bit too much, it's to be able to to get on Moses's nerves without complexes" "Moses?" "Why Moses?" "Tell us everything about him." "Tell us why father" "Why do you tell us the story of Moses?" "Moses ordered that all new born babies, whatever species, who are swarming on our planet like... be all killed" "What is sure is that Moses is the only author of the 10 commandments" "Yes, he may be" "Let's pray the Lord!" "Let's pray the Lord!" "Silence!" "Wait!" "First, I want to complete my story" "I want you to listen to the end of my story" "And without explanations, Moses..." "Get down, get down!" "I want you to come here and explain!" "We all know that it's him and him alone who wrote "Thou shalt not steal"" "It is obvious that if there was no such commandment the one who sole my ruby would be innocent" "The only responsible one for me is Moses" "He alone" "He died before he learnt to know us" "And....he died before he could modify his commandments" "That's exhausting..." ""Thou shalt not commit adultery"" "What good is it to us?" "What's the interest for us?" "Not to commit adultery?" "Do you know it?" "Homo sapiens hyprocritus" "He pisses me off!" "Go on, my children" "Repent yourself..." "Deum...." "Lord" "I was sad and soulless, I was a sinner, Father" "I wanted to tell you how grateful I am" "Thank God !" "Lord..." "Give it to me!" "Give it to me!" "Wait!" "I still have plenty of things to reveal to you" "Listen!" "I still have plenty of things to..." "Stop!" "I still have plenty of things to tell you" "Stop!" "Listen to me!" "Father, am I allowed?" "I still have something to..." "Father, am I allowed?" "yes, yes you are..." "Listen, I still have something to tell..." "Bless God" "Father, am I allowed?" "Yes, sweetheart" "Listen, listen to what I have to say..." "Enough!"