"Aziz, light!" "Aziz, light." "Good." "Let's start again." "When the three planets are in eclipse, the black hole is open." "Evil comes, spreading terror and chaos." "See the snake , Billy?" "The ultimate Evil." " Make sure you get the snake." " I've got your snakes." "I got all the snakes." "When is this snake act suppose to occur?" "If this is the five, and this is the one..." "Every 5,000 years." "So, I've got some time." "You bring the water." "Good boy!" "I will take it to them." "Go with God." "Be safe from Evil." "You see these different peoples, or symbols of people, gathering the four elements of life:" "Water, fire, earth, air, around a fifth one..." "A fifth... element." "Forgive me, Lord." "They already know too much." " Father !" "How are you?" " Well." "You have some glasses?" "Father, I'm so glad to see you!" "It's the most extraordinary thing." "The greatest find in history!" "You must be parched." "Yes!" "I'm sorry." "It's like a battle plan." "Here, the Good." "Here, the Evil." "And here, a weapon against Evil." "I'm going to be famous!" "Let us toast to your fame!" "To fame!" "Salute!" "You can't drink a toast with water!" "Billy, the Grappa!" "This, I don't understand." "But this could be something prehistoric..." "They're here." "This man, this perfect being..." "I know this is the key." "This divine light they talk about..." "What is Divine Light?" "Aziz, light!" "Thank you, Aziz." "My Lord!" "This is the most unbelievable thing I've ever seen." "Ar..." "Are you German?" "Lord!" "I know he was about to discover everything." "But I was there in time." "Priest, you and those before you have served us well." "But war is coming." "Stones not safe on Earth anymore." "This... is really amazing." "The Fifth Element..." "Take the Stones." "My Lord, if you take the weapon, we will be defenceless when the Evil returns." " In 300 years, when Evil returns, so shall we." "Professor!" "Don't move!" "I've a gun!" "Please, understand!" "They're our friends." "Friends?" "They've killed the Professor!" "They're monsters!" "I'll explain everything." "You're with them?" "I'm your friend." "Look at me!" "Please, put the gun down." "Hurry!" "The wall is closing!" "Here is your mission now:" "Pass your knowledge to the next priest as it was passed on to you." "I will." "But please, hurry!" "You still have time!" " Time not important." "Only life important." "I will fulfil my mission!" "You can count on me!" "I will pass the knowledge until your return." " Anything yet?" " No, Sir." " Not even the temperature?" " The analysers have jammed." "One shows a million degrees, the other minus 5,000." "Let's see it." "It's taking shape." "Send out a probe." "Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the Federated Territories." "On air with General Staedert in 30 seconds." "I saved a seat for you, Father." "President on the line." "We're in position." "I have to address the Supreme Council." "Just the facts." "No results from the molecular analysis yet." "The calibers are overshot." "We're initiating a thermo-nuclear imaging." "What you're saying is you don't know what it is?" "All we know is it keeps getting bigger." "Recommendation?" "Shoot first, and ask questions later." "I don't like uninvited gests." "Staedert?" "Mr President!" "Yes?" "Priest Vitto Cornelius, expert of astrophenomenon." "I have a different theory to offer you." "You've 20 seconds" "Imagine that this thing cannot be identified because it prefers not to be." "Wherever there is life, it brings death." "Because it is evil," "Absolute Evil." " One more reason to shoot first." "Evil begets Evil." "Shooting will only make it stronger." "Probe impact in 5 seconds." "We don't have time to go into your theory." "Time is of no importance." "Only life is important." "Right!" "And we're going to protect the life of 200 billion of our fellow citizens." "You may fire." "Upfront loading of a 1 20-ZR missile." "Marker lights on the objective." "Its structure has solidified." "It's anticipating the attack." "It denotes intelligence." "The most terrible intelligence imaginable." "The ship is in combat formation." "Missiles are loaded." "Staedert..." "I have a doubt." "I don't, Mr President." "What happened?" "Can you hear me?" " Did you destroy it?" " I'm about to." "Moving towards the ship." "What do we have bigger than 240?" "Nothing." "Staedert, do you hear me?" "Get out of there." "I don't want an incident." "Do you hear me?" "That's an order!" "I'm tryin'." "To quit is my goal." "I'm up!" "Yeah!" " Yes?" " Hey, dog brain!" "Finger, here." "Hi, sweetie." "You haven't called me that since basic training!" " I was talking to the cat." " Yeah, I forgot." "You still prefer your cat to the real thing." " At least, he comes back!" " Still pining for that two-timing slut?" "There're a million women out there!" " I don't want them." "I just want one..." "the perfect one." "It don't exist." "Yeah, I know." "Just found a picture of you." "You look like shit!" "Must be an old picture." "Listen, you gotta bring me your hack for the 6-month overhal." "I don't need one." "Who sat next to you for 1,000 missions?" "I know how you drive!" "I drive a cab, now." "Not a space fighter." "Then, tell me... how many points have you got left on your license?" "Fifty." "You gotta learn how to lie better!" "See you tonight." "Don't watch it all day." "It'll rot your brain." " Gimme the cash." " Been here long?" "Long enough." "Gimme the cash!" "Is that a Z-1 40?" "Alleviated titanium." "Neuro-charged assault model?" " Yeah." "Good thing it's not loaded!" "What do you mean?" "You have to push the yellow button to load it." "Take your time." "Gimme the cash!" "That's a very dangerous gun." "You better let me handle it." "You don't mind?" "Take it!" "I don't need it." "Very nice hat!" "You like it?" "Enter your license." "Yes, just a minute!" "Welcome on board." "Sleep well?" "I had a horrible nightmare." "You have 5 points left on your license." " Thanks for reminding me." "Have a nice day." "You have 48 hours." "That's the time it needs to adapt itself." "Then, it will be to late." "The goal of this thing is not to fight over money or power." "But to exterminate life." "All forms of life." " There is nothing that can stop this?" "There is only one thing..." "The Mondoshawan possess the only weapon to defeat Evil." "Four elements, gathered around a fifth." "The Supreme Being, the ultimate warrior." "Created to protect life." "Together, they produce the "Light of Creation", that can bring life to the farthest reaches of the Universe." "But, if..." "Evil stands there..." "Then what?" "Light turns to Dark, Life to Death... forever." "Sir, a Mondoshawan spaceship requests permission to enter our territory." "Give her permission to enter with our warmest regards." "Thank you." "Permission granted." "We are lost." "Aknot we are connected to Earth." " Mr Zorg's office." " It's Aknot." "I'm so glad to hear you, Aknot." "The mission is accomplished." "You have what you asked for in a few hors." "Good!" "I'll meet you at my factory." "The attack was launched by two unregistered warships." "Declare a state of general alert." "Make contact with the Mondoshawans." "300 years of waiting for nothing." "Go home, Father." "No!" "The Mondoshawan..." "I'm their contact on Earth." "They will come for me." " This is government business, now." "The rescue team has a report of the Mondoshawan crash." " Any survivors?" " Only one." "Is that a survivor?" "A few cells are still alive." "Did you identify it?" "We tried..." "Normal human beings have 40 DNA memo groups." "This has 200,000 memo groups." "Sounds like a freak of nature." "I can't wait to meet him." "I want to show you something." "This is a normal human DNA chain." "You, me, anybody." "Watch this..." "The elements of this DNA chain are the same as ours." "There's just more of them, tightly packed." "Almost like this being was engineered." "Any danger?" "No." "We put it through the cellular hygiene detector." "The cell is, for lack of a better word, perfect." "Ok." "Go ahead." "But Mr Perfect better be polite, or I'll turn him into cat food." "Activate it." "Tissue processing." "Ten seconds to ultra-violet protection." "The cells are now bombarded by greasy solar atoms, which forces the body to react." "That means growing skin." "Wonderful!" "Reconstruction complete." "Remove the shield." "I told you." "Perfect!" "Thermal bandages." "I'd..." "like to take a few pictures..." "For the archives." " What's she saying?" " Activate the phonic detector." " Is that thing solid?" " Unbreakable." "If you want out, you'll have to learn to develop those communications skills." "General alert!" "Perfect!" "Ladder on 1 8." "Two men with me." "The rest in the main ventilation." "This way." "Stay calm." "This is the Police." "There's nowhere else to go." "Turn around slowly and put your hands on the floor." "Do you understand?" "She doesn't." "We need a flying unit." "This is the police." "We're processing your identification." "Please follow or instructions." "She has no file." "She dove off!" "You just had an accident." "I know I had an accident, you daffy bastard!" "One point left on your license." "I can't believe it." "Shit!" "Any survivors?" "Are you Ok?" "Yeah!" "I understand "boom"." " Boom!" " Yeah, big "badaboom"!" "Yeah, big boom!" "Big badaboom!" "You're lucky!" "This is a police control." "Keep your hands on the wheel." "You have an unauthorized passenger." "We're going to arrest her." "Thank you for cooperating." "Sorry." "Looks like this is your ride." "Open the door." "Do what they say." "Sorry." "Please... help!" "I only have one point left on my license." "I need it to get the cab a 6-month overhaul." "Please, open the passenger door." "Plea..." "Please!" "Help!" "I can't." "Open the door." "Yeah, sure!" "Why not?" "Thank you." "Finger's gonna kill me!" "Emergency!" "One point has been removed..." "I know!" "...from yourlicense." "This is so stupid!" "All nits assist in pursuit of Yellow Cab." "Unit 47." "On the way..." "As soon as we finish lunch." "Two golden menus." "I'm too old, too tired and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod." "Thank you so much." "...and definitely too thirsty." "We got lucky." "If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase you." "Maybe two miles." "I only speak two languages:" "English and bad English." "I'm all for conversation, but could you shut up!" "He's got a scan blocker." "It means he's a car thief." "Blast him." "You pissed them off." "Really!" "We're safe for a while." "Don't wanna to play it soft?" "Wanna play hard?" "Let's play hard!" "If we make it to the fog, it'll be alright." "If we make the fog..." "How do they expect us to find anything!" "We're just gonna wait here a while till things quiet down." "Shit!" "Ok?" "Priest..." "You don't need a priest." "Just a doctor." "Vitto..." "Cornelius." "What?" "Priest..." "Yes?" "I'm looking for a priest." "Weddings are one floor down." "She's not my bride." "She's my fare." "The phone book says a priest named Vitto Cornelius lives here." "That's me." "But I don't know who she is." "No one knows." "She has no id." "She's got a tattoo on her arm." "A tattoo?" "The Fifth..." "Element!" "Finger's gonna kill me!" "Wake up!" "Who are you?" "I brought the girl, remember?" "She dropped in on me..." "speaking this bizarre language." "It's not bizarre." "It's the divine language spoken throughout the Universe before time was time..." "He's a she." "You noticed!" "Yes." " It's a miracle." " 'Cause she's not dead!" "Wake her up." "But gently." "This woman is mankind's most precious possession." "She is perfect." "Perfect..." "Hey!" "Lady!" "Wake up!" "You're right!" "I shouldn't have done that." "You're right!" "Remember me from the cab?" "Remember?" "Boom!" "Big badaboom in the cab." "I drive a cab..." "This is me." "Korben Dallas." "Understand?" "Here... take it!" "Call me when you learn to speak English." "Just kidding!" "What is your name?" "You..." "Good." "That whole thing's your name, huh?" "D'you have a shorter name?" "Short..." " Are you sure she's a Supreme Being?" " Absolutely sure." "Old friends!" "You're right." " Ask her if I can have the gun back." " What's your name?" "Korben Dallas." "Thank you, Mr Dallas." "But that girl needs some rest, because she's been on a long trip." "I was there when she landed." "Hey!" "Wait!" "I don't understand much of what she says." "What does "Ekto Gamat" mean?" ""Never without my permission"." "That's what I thought." "I shouldn't have kissed her." "I'm so sorry!" "I forgot your food." "Let's have some Thai food to apologize." "Yeah!" "Hold on!" "What?" " I'm waiting all day here!" " Finger?" " Where's the cab?" "The car's running fine." ""Fine"?" "Fine ain't in your vocabulary." "Tell your old buddy what happened." "You saved the planet?" "You dinged the fender again." "Is that it?" "I was on may way to see you when a big fare fell on my lap." "One of those big fares you just can't resist." "Hh!" "How big?" "5' 9"... blue eyes, long legs, great skin..." "You know..." "Perfect." "I see..." "And this perfect fare, she's got a name?" "Yeah..." "Leeloo." "What's she doing?" "Learning our history." "She missed the last 5,000 years." "I know she's been through a lot, but we don't have much time." "You're right." "Chicken... good!" "I'm really sorry to interrupt you, but the case, with the Stones..." "Where is it?" "Stolen?" "Who would do such a thing?" "The Council is worried about the economy heating up." "Can they fire 500,000 from one of the smaller companies, like one of the cab companies?" "Fire one million." "But 500,000 is..." "One million." "Fine, Sir." "Sorry to have disturbed you." "It's for the Supreme..." "I didn't know your size..." "I found you this make-up box." "Just put it like that." "There was a man with a limp..." "He came here and asked questions about the Stones." "Said he was an art dealer." "What was his name?" "!" " They really made her..." " Perfect." "What did she say?" "She knows exactly where they are." "My dear Aknot, how about those two planes you borrowed?" "Is that you?" "What an ugly face!" "It doesn't suit you." "Take it off." "That's better." "Never be ashamed of who you are." "You're warriors." "Be proud!" "So what if your people were scattered to the wind?" "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." "Your time for revenge is at hand..." "Voila'!" "The ZF-1 ." "It's light." "Handle's adjustable for easy carrying." "Undetectable by X-rays." "Ideal for quick interventions." "Titanium recharger, 3,000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300." "With the replay button, it's even easier." "One shot..." "Replay sends the following shots to the same location." "To finish the job, all Zorg oldies but goldies..." "Rocket launcher..." "Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads." "Very practical." "Net launcher..." "Flame thrower..." "My favourite!" "And for the grand finale, the all new Ice Cube System." "Four full crates, delivered right on time." "What about you, my dear?" "Did you bring what I asked you for?" " Yes." "Magnificent!" "This..." "This case is empty." "Empty?" "The opposite of full." "This case is supposed to be full!" "Anyone care to explain?" "The Guardians gave the Stones to someone they could trust." "Who took another route..." "She's supposed to contact this person in a hotel..." "She's looking for the address." "Easy!" "Dot." "It's planet Fholston." "We're saved!" "I'm screwed." "We brought you the case." "A case with four stones in it!" "Not one or two, or three, but four!" "What am I supposed to do with an empty case?" "We're warriors, not merchants." "You can still count!" "It's easy, look at my fingers..." "Four stones, four crates." "Zero stones, zero crates!" "Pack everything up!" "We risked our lives." "I believe a little compensation is in order." "So, you are a merchant, after all!" "Leave him one crate..." "for the cause." "I don't like warriors." "Too narrow-minded." "They fight for hopeless causes..." "Honour." "Honour's killed millions of people and never saved one." "What I do like, though, is a killer." "A dyed-in-the-wool killer, cold-blooded and methodical." "The kind that would have asked about the little red button on the ZF-1 ." "Bring me the priest." "I got everything we need to know about the entire hotel." "Good work!" "We've got to find a way of getting there." "There's a big charity ball over there." "The flights have been full for months." "There must be a way." "I'll get it." "Weddings?" "Not really." "Mr Zorg would like to talk to you." "Who?" "Mr Zorg." "Jean-Baptiste" "Emmanuel" "Zorg." "Nice to see you again, Father." "I remember you, now." "You're the so-called art dealer." "Glad you got your memory back." "You're going to need it." "Where are the stones?" "I don't know." "Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell someone like you." "Why?" "What's wrong with me?" "I try to save life." "But you only seem to want to destroy it." "Oh, Father..." "You're so wrong!" "Let me explain..." "Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction and chaos." "Take this glass." "Here it is peaceful, boring." "But if it is... destroyed..." "Look at all these little things, so busy, now." "Each one is useful." "What a lovely ballet." "So full of form and colour." "All the hundreds of technicians that created them will be able to feed their children tonight, and those children can grow up and have little tiny children of their own, thus, adding to the great chain of life!" "Water." "Frit." "You see, by creating a little destruction," "I'm encouraging life." "You and I are in the same business." "Cheers!" "Where is the robot to pat you on the back?" "Or the engineers?" "Or their children?" "Now, your so-called power counts for nothing." "Your entire empire of destruction comes trashing down." "All because of one little cherry!" "You saved my life." "In return, I'll spare yours... for now." "You're a monster." "I know." "I don't care who you have to torture." "Just bring me those stones." "You have one hour." "It's gobbling up all the communication satellites." "Why is it doing that?" "We're working on it." "The Mondoshawan accept our apologies." "Did you find the stones in the wreckage?" "No." "What d'you mean?" "They never trusted the human race." "They gave them to someone they trust." "Her name is Plavalagna." "She's a diva." "She's going to sing at a charity ball in Fhloston Paradise in a few hours." "The Mondoshawans have accepted..." "We just have to send someone to get the stones..." "Excellent." "I want this operation to be as discreet as possible:" "No troops." "I want your best man on this." " I have the perfect one." "A message for you." "It could be important." "So were the last two I got." "One from my wife, saying she's leaving, and one from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving with my wife." "That was bad luck!" "But it never rains every day." "This is good news!" "I bet your lunch!" "Ok." "Come on!" "You're fired." "I'm sorry." "I won lunch!" "Good philosophy!" "See Good in Bad, I like that." "Hello?" "Korben!" "Can't you punch my number?" "Hi, Mom!" "Don't tell me yourmachine is broken." "Those things are good for 1,000 years." "You should go." "It's gonna take a minute." "Good bye!" "Fortune for you!" "Keep you good luck!" " Yeah, sure!" " You have to take me on this trip." " What are you talking about?" "You want to make me beg?" "No." "All I want is an explanation." "I just smashed my cab and lost my job." "Besides that, everything is peachy!" "Thanks for asking." "Would you just explain calmly?" "You don't know you won a trip to Fhloston for two for ten days?" "And you want me to freeze my ass off on the lunar surface?" "If I'd won a trip, I'd know about it." "They'd have notified me." "They've been blaring yourname on the radio!" "I'll call you back." "How nice to see you in the 5,000 block." "Nice apartment, Major." "You've settled into a wonderful life." "Heard you lost your job." "You heard that?" "Don't worry." "I'll get another job." "We have one for you." "You were selected for a mission of the utmost importance." "What mission?" "Save the world." "You're leaving for Fhloston, to retrieve four stones from the Diva Plavalaguna." "Any questions?" "Why me?" "I retired 6 months ago." "For three reasons." "One, as a member of the special forces of the Federated Army, you're an expert in the use of all weapons." "Two, you're the most highly decorated member of your unit." " And three?" " Of all the members of your unit, you're the only one left alive." "Did you check your messages?" "I've had enough good news." "Might be important." "You've won a trip to Fhloston Paradise for two." "Your tickets." " You rigged the contest?" " Haha." "Congratulations." "Nothing more discreet?" "Old tricks are the best." "Major Iceborg will accompany you." "As your wife." "I'm not going." "Why not?" "Who is it?" "My wife." "You remarried?" "Yes... no!" "I just met this girl." "I love her, but she hates the military." "She doesn't want to have anything to do with it." "She's gonna kill me." "Major..." "Help me." "Hide!" "We'd love to." "But there's only one door." "We don't have time for this." "One minute!" "Major!" "We won't fit in here." "I'm really sorry, Mr Wallace." "Dallas." "We heard about your good luck." "We need your tickets." "Is this the way priests take vacations?" "We're on a mission." "What kind?" "We have to save the world." "Save the world?" "Yes!" "Down there!" "This is a police control." "This is not an exercise." "One minute." "Don't touch anything." "Spread yourlegs and place yourhands in the yellow circles." "What are you doing?" " Trying to save your ass." "There's no name and no number, here." " Are you classified as human?" " Negative." "I'm a meat popsicle." "I found him." "Put your hands in the yellow circles." "Smoke you!" "Wrong answer." "The police control is now terminated." "Thank you for yourcooperation." "We got the guy." "It wasn't easy." "Glad to be of help." "They just arrested him." "Everything is going as planned." "I'm gonna take his place at the airport and I'll be in Fhloston in 4 hours." "Don't come back without the stones." "Korben Dallas." " We got him." " Perfect." "Akanit, take command." "Go to Fhloston and get the stones." "If Zorg wants them, he'll have to negotiate." "Revenge is at hand." "I'm so sorry!" "I forgot about the autowash!" "Autooowaaash?" "Yes, autowash, in the shower." "It's funny." "I met you twice, today." "Both times, you ended up in my arms." "It's my lucky day." "Did you hear?" "Cornelius..." "So sorry!" " Cup of coffee?" " Yes, please." "Coffee's not my speciality." "You must drink a lot of it." "I'm not proud of what I did." "I had no choice." "I'll take the mission." " Did you get them?" " Yeah, I got them." "Leeloo Dallas." "Multipass." "Korben Dallas, perfect!" "No, I can't be yours." "I'm too old." "But David is in great shape." "He'll protect you." "Please, collect the Stones and meet me at the temple." "Now!" "Ok." "Last call for Fhloston." "Hurry up!" "The tickets... lD, please." "Thank you." "Mr Dallas?" "Hum... yeah." "Congratulations." "Ok!" "Sorry for the mess." "The garbage." "I was so afraid I wasn't gonna make it!" "David picked up my pass." "But now, he has to go." "Thank you." "Bye." "I am Korben Dallas." "And this is?" "Leeloo Dallas Multipass." "She knows it's multipass." "We're newly wed." "You know how it is." "Bump into each other..." "She knows it's a multipass!" "We're in love..." "Yes, she's made to be strong." "But she's also so fragile, so human, you know?" "More?" "Make that two." "David!" "Where's Leeloo?" "On the plane with Mr Dallas." "What!" "?" "I'm sorry." "This is not possible!" "This was my mission." "I should never have given it to you." "Here's the key to the temple." "Prepare for our arrival." "I've got to face my destiny." "I don't want to go to Egypt." "Korben Dallas?" "That's me." "Just a minute." "Just one more minute." "We'll be right back." "Mr Dallas!" "We really need you." "Ruby Rhod is broadcasting live." "He needs you for an interview." " Miss?" " Multipass." "Tell Aknot plan A flopped." "Go to plan B." "Aliens ahead." "Spread out." "Back-up unit, zone 1 8!" "Mr Ruby Rhod is the biggest radio star." "It's a great honour to be on his talk show." "He's so green!" "I don't want to be bothered." "I prefer to remain anonymous." "Korben Dallas!" "Winner of the Gemini Croquette contest!" "This boy is fuelled like fire!" "Start melting, ladies." "The boy is hotter than hot." "He's... hot!" "Right size, right build, right hair." "Right on!" "And he's gonna say something to those 50 million pairs of ears out there!" "Pop it, D-man!" "Uh..." "Hi." "Unbelievable!" "Quiver, ladies." "He's gonna set the world on fire." "From 5 to 7pm you'll know everything there is to know about my D-man." "His dreams..." "His desires..." "His most intimate of intimates." "And from what I'm looking at, intimate is the stud muffin's middle name." "Tell me, you're nervous in the service?" "Uh... not really." "Freeze those knees!" "Korben is in the place and he's on the case!" "Yesterday's frog will be tomorrow's Prince in Fhloston Paradise!" "The hotel of a thousand and one follies and lollies!" "A magic fountain flowing with non-stop wine, women and... and hootchie kootchie koo!" "All night long!" "Start licking those stamps, little girl." "This guy's gonna have you write to Mama." "Tomorrow, from 5 to 7pm, I'll be your voice." "And I'll be hot on the trail of the sexiest man of the year, D-man." "My man..." "End of transmission." "Ok, Ruby." "See you tomorrow at 5pm." "How was it?" " It was so green!" " Green like what?" "Crystal green." "Any green you like." "Sweetheart, what was that?" "It was bad." "It had no energy, no nothing!" "I have a show to run." "It must pop pop up!" "Tomorrow, from 5 to 7pm," "I'd like you to have more than two words of vocabulary." "It must be green." "Ok?" "Can I talk to you?" "I didn't come here to play Pumbo on the radio." "So tomorrow, you gonna give yourself a hand." "Green?" "Super green." "Korben Dallas?" "That's me!" "Korben Dallas has already checked in." "Impossible!" "I am Korben Dallas." "Sorry." "The boarding is finished." "Wait!" "I need to talk to someone!" "I don't believe this!" "This is a police patrol." "Pt yourhands in the yellow circles." "It's a mistake!" "We are now switching on the sleep regulators to regulate your sleeping during the flight." "Hi!" " You speak English, now?" " I learned." "Good." "Leeloo, we are not on vacation." "I'm on a very important mission." "Without me, you'd be in big trouble." "Understand?" " Do you understand?" " Yes." "You, no trouble..." "Me, Fifth Element." "Supreme Being." "Me protect you." "Sleep." "Sweet dreams, Mr Dallas." "Sleep regulators operative in zone 1 ." "Thank you." "Zone 2, are you operative?" "Yes, everything is ready." "Mr Rhod..." "What?" "You must assume your individual position." "I want all positions!" "Parasites in landing gear." "Ground, d'you copy?" "Got it!" "Front gear." "We need some heat!" "Yeah, man!" "Some heat!" "Some heat over here, man!" "Thank you!" "Thank you very much!" "Come!" "Gimme that." "Take that!" "Mr Rhod!" "You can call me Ruby." "Fuelled and ready to go." "I'll buy you one." "Have you taken off?" "I'm not on the plane." "What?" "The real Dallas took my place." "I don't understand." " Are you making fun of me?" "I swear!" "I've never felt this way before with a human." "Really?" "Yeah!" "There is no other way of getting on this plane." "Ground is clear." "Ready for lift-off?" "Confirmed." "Please stop!" "Pressure?" "Primed." "Protection?" "Power increase." "Ten seconds." "I am a little disappointed." "If there's one thing I don't like... it is to be disappointed." "This will not happen again." "I know." "Lift-off." "Landing gear secure." "Roger." "Check list for light speed." "We're getting something." "It's sending radio wavelengths." "What does it want with radio waves?" "Maybe he wants to make a call." "Zorg's office." "I don't want to be disturbed." "Except if it's Mr Shadow." "And it is Mr Shadow." " It's me again." " Zorg, here." " Am I disturbing you?" " No, no." "Just..." "Where are you?" "Not far, now." "Good, good." "How are the Stones?" "Fine, just fine." "I'll have the..." "I'll have the four stones anytime, now." "But it wasn't easy." "My costs have tripled." "Money is of no importance." "I want the Stones." "I'll see to it personally." "I will be among you soon." "We lost it." "We lost the signal." "Damn!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we begin or descent to Fhloston." "The local time is 3.20pm. Or temperature is 85°F." "We hope you have enjoyed your flight, and hope to see you again soon." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Paradise." "Parasites in main ventilation." "Again?" "I'll get it." " Have we arrived yet?" " Yeah." "Good!" "We have twelve swimming pools and two on the rooftop." "All the restaurants are between level two and level ten." "The planet Fhloston has 400 beaches, all accessible until 5pm." "Then, the airship goes higher to offer you a better view." "Is the Diva here?" "Not yet." "Any tickets left for the opera?" "You have a seat reserved, front row." "Next to Ruby Rhod!" "He's so talented." "I love him." "He's so sexy!" "He has your ticket for the show." "He'll be here in 20 minutes." "Where can I get something to wear?" " Enjoy your evening, Mr Dallas." " Thank you." "You miserable bastard!" "I never should have pushed you out." "I was in labour for days, and this is how you repay me?" "I should've gotten a robot." "Come on, Ma." "I should be there, not you." "I need a tan." "I need a cocktail." "Get the case in." "Hello, Ms Diva." "I'm Fog." "Welcome to the..." "I'm security..." "Welcome to the..." "Tall!" " Can I talk to you?" " Sure." "Yeah!" "Ms Plavalaguna is glad that you are here." "She'll give you what you've come to get after the concert." "Stay here." "You're listening to Radio Cosmos." "It is 5pm." "Helm to 1 08." "Helm 1 08!" "Helm to 1 08." "Time to join Ruby Rhod and Korben Dallas, the lucky winner of the Gemini Croquette contest." "Coming at you live, from Fhloston..." "Paradise!" "Ruby Rhod at your service with Korben and the manager of this hotel, and Miss Gemini Croquette in person!" "And 8,000 other lucksters here, to enjoy the privilege of the unique concert of Miss Plavalaguna!" "Now we enter what must be the most beautiful concert hall of all the Universe!" "A perfect replica of an old opera house." "But who cares?" "To my right, a row of ministers, more sinisters than ministers." "To my left, Baby Ray, star of stage and screen." "He's not going to get much out of this concert." "He's stone-deaf!" "To who?" "And here, we have Roy Von Baker, king of laser ball!" "The Emperor of Kodar Japhet and his lovely daughter." ""I love to sing", she recently confessed to me." "By the way, I have a recording of her talented voice." "I'll play the rest after the concert." "It's time for Korben to say the word of the day." "Tell me, my man, you happy here in the big world?" "Thrilled." "And now... champagne!" "Commercial!" "Commercial!" "Break for 30 seconds." "Show time." "I have a ship in trouble requesting permission to dock." "Put him in the docking garage." "Inform security." " Permission granted for one hour." " More than I need." "Champagne for the Diva." "I'll take it." "I found it!" "Get her!" "It was an ambush." "If it's war they want, it's war they'll get!" "My compliments, little lady." "Thank you for doing the dirty work." "I couldn't have done a better job." "Hand over the stones." "Nobody move!" "I'm taking over the ship!" "Hands up." "I know this music." "Let's change the beat." "I think we're being attacked." "They're everywhere." "They're warriors, and they're ugly." "They got big teeth, big foreheads, big ears, and they stink." "Mangalores." "The government sent me to help you." "If somebody hears this, come and get me." "I'm in the first row." "You must give her the Stones." "Who?" "The Fifth Element." "The Supreme Being sent to Earth to save the Universe." "Leeloo?" "But she's more fragile than she seems." "She needs your help... and your love." "Or... she will die." "Stay with me." "Help!" "If you want something done, do it yourself." "Come on." "You can't die." "Wake up!" "Where are the Stones?" "Where are the Stones?" "The Stones..." "They're not here." "Where are they?" "In me." "What?" "My God!" "Korben!" "Another one coming." "I think we should go." "One minute!" "Hey, you!" "I said you!" " I'm not with him." " Where's the other?" "I said "one minute"." "Ruby, hold this gun." "What do you want me to do?" "Come on." "Put your hand on it." " What do I do?" " If he moves, squeeze the trigger." "I don't feel right." "The Stones are "in me"." "I got a headache." "This ain't me." "Sorry." "Think he's gonna be Ok?" "My God, Korben!" "Another one coming!" "Shit!" "Three coming!" "You guard this with your life, or you'll look like him." "Green?" " Green." "Super green?" "Is that your idea of a discreet operation?" "Don't worry." "I know my man." "He'll calm things down." "Move!" "My God!" "Ladies and gentlemen, this is amazing." "Let me do it." "My God!" "Korben Dallas, my man, is in trouble." "Hey!" "Ray!" "The gun!" "Give me the gun!" "I'm gonna go and try to see if I can see something a little closer." "Yes, the gun!" "Thanks, Ray." "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "I'm not armed!" "Get up!" "You've got the wrong guy." "Don't shoot." "I'm not armed." "My God!" "I'm on vacation." "Don't shoot me, please!" "I won a... contest." "Gemini Croquette's to..." "Fhloston Paradise." "Down." "Wait a minute..." "Get down!" "He's trying to say something." "Get down!" "Sorry!" "Where are you?" "Oh, my..." "Oh, my God!" "Korben!" "They are coming!" "Don't move." "What you doing?" "Count to ten." " Was that a bomb?" " Shut up and count!" "1 , 2, 3, 4, 5... 6... 7, 8... 9 1 0." "I am very disappointed!" "What are you looking for?" "Control room." " This is it." " I'll be over here." "Let's go!" "Quiet!" "You in charge?" "How many out there?" " I dunno." " Let's count." "Seven on the left, five on the right." "Four on the right, two on the left." "We need to find the leader." "They won't fight without him." "One more shot, we start killing hostages." "That's the leader." "Send someone to negotiate." "I've never negotiated." "You mind if I... try?" "No, sure!" "We're sending somebody in to negotiate." "Anybody else want to negotiate?" "Where did he learn to negotiate like that?" "I wonder!" "Where's Ruby?" "I thought he was dead." "Master!" "It was nothing." "Just a helping hand." "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ruby Rhod, still alive..." "What's wrong with you?" "It hurts!" "I realize that you must be pretty mad at me." "But I am fighting for a noble cause." "You're trying to save the world." "I remember." "Right now, I'm trying to save Leeloo." "She's in trouble?" "When is Leeloo not in trouble?" " Where's that?" " That's the Diva's suite." "Leeloo!" "Hang on." "Come on." "How did you get yourself into this position?" "I'm here." "It's alright." "Everything's Ok, now." "I got the Stones." "Take it easy, alright?" "My man, what's this thing with all these numbers?" "No, no, no." "If it was a bomb, the alarms would go off." "All these hotels have bomb detectors." "This is a type A alert." "For security reasons, the hotel must be evacuated." "Proceed calmly to the lifeboats located in the main hallway." "Stay calm!" "You know how to stop this, right?" "Two minutes to complete evacuation." "Get back!" "Evacuation!" "Sorry, you can't stay here." "There's a bomb in the hotel." "I know." "I don't want do die!" "Get in!" "One minute to total evacuation." "This one." "45 seconds." "Get her strapped in!" "You know how to fly this?" "It's like driving a cab." "How are we gonna get out the door?" "15 seconds." "10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5..." "For the honour..." "Oh, no!" "Hold on." "Like driving a cab..." "It is now 7pm." "Time for the news." "See you tomorrow for a new adventure." "End of transmission." "That's the best show I ever did." "Major Dallas has the five elements on board." "The priest is guiding them to the temple." "We're saved!" "The Diva said I should take care of you." "Humans act so strange." "What do you mean?" "Everything you create is used to destroy." "Yeah..." "We call it human nature." "You learned about that on your screen." "I'm not finished, yet." "I'm up to "V"." ""V" is good..." "Some very good words in "V"." "Like what?" "Valiant..." "Vulnerable..." "Very beautiful." "Of course, Munro!" "Mr President?" "Now, what?" "We have a problem." "It's advancing?" "Not only advancing." "It's moving at incredible speed." "Do you have any idea where it's heading?" "There's a General on the... phone." "I'll give you the President." "I first would like to salute a warrior." "You're a shining example of this army. .." "Mr President, any idea when you gonna be getting to the point?" "A ball of fire 1 ,200 miles in diameter is heading straight for Earth." "We have no idea how to stop it." "That's the problem." "How much time do we have?" "If its speed remains constant, an hour and 57 minutes." "I'll call you back in two hours." "Hello?" "They just landed in the desert." "Good job, David!" " Put her in the centre." " Where?" "Here?" " You got it figured out?" " This one should be fire." " You know how this works?" " Theoretically." "The... four stones should go around." "The Fifth Element should be in the middle, then, the weapon against Evil should work." " You've never seen this work?" " No." "Every weapon has a manual." "I'm sure this has one too." "That's it!" "Match up the symbols, go!" "Wind..." "What are you doing?" " What?" " What are you doing?" "Trying to keep you in the D.J. business." "Fire..." "Done!" "So what now?" "Now, we have to open them." "You know how to do that, right?" "Theoretically..." "No." "Leeloo, wake up!" "You have to help us." "How do you open these stones?" "Wind blows..." "Fire burns..." "I know all that." "But how do you open the Stones?" "Rain falls." "Leeloo!" "What does it mean?" "I think that..." "Maybe it's a charade, a game or something." "If we don't get these Stones open in five minutes, we're dead." "Yes, dead!" "Too late." "We've lost contact with him." "3 minutes." "I think mine is broken." "Why I gotta get the broke one?" "We're never gonna make it." "Korben!" "It moved!" " Show me what you did." " Nothing." "Shut up!" "Calm down and show me what you did step by step." "I was standing here." "I put my hands on the top, and I said..." "We're not gonna make it." "That's it?" "Korben..." "Wind..." "She said "wind blows"." "Everyone take a Stone." "Water for water, fire for fire, earth for earth." "Go!" "Earth..." "Open the other one." "Korben, my man!" "I have no fire." "I have no matches." "Do you have any?" "I stopped smoking." "You smoke?" "Got some matches?" "We need some fire." "Don't breathe." "Fire." "One minute." "Let's go, Leeloo!" "Wake up." "Time for you to work, now." "Protect life... until death." "Listen to me!" "Listen!" "I know you're very tired." "I'll take you on vacation." "A real vacation, just you and me." "But if you don't do something right now, we'll all die." "What's the use of saving life when you see what you do with it?" "It'll enter the atmosphere in 40 seconds." "You're right, but there are some beautiful things worth saving." "Beautiful things!" "Like love?" "Yes, that's a good example." "Love is worth saving." "I don't know love." "I don't know love." "I was built to protect, not to love." "There is no use for me other than this." "You're wrong!" "I need you." "I need you very much." "Why?" "Because..." "Because..." "Tell her, Korben." "Tell me, please." "Do you need me?" "Because..." "Tell me." "Because I love you." "I love you." "Ten, nine... eight... seven, six... five... four, three... two... one..." "Scanner imaging has confirmed the dark planet dead." "The planet seems to have stopped at 62 miles from impact." "What's wrong with you?" "What are you screaming for?" "Every five minutes it's a bomb or something!" "I'm leaving." "Mr President..." "Let me introduce you to Professor Mactilburgh." "It's an honour, Mr President." "Where are my two heroes?" "They were so tired from their ordeal, we put them in the reactor." "I have 1 9 meetings after this." "Let me see if they're revived." "Thank you." "We go live in one minute." "They're... not ready." "They need..." "five more minutes." "You have 20 seconds." "No, madam." "No, I tried." "Who's that?" "She claims to be Korben's mother." "Give it here." "Mrs Dallas, this is the President." "On behalf of the Federation..." "That doesn't even sound like him!" "The President's an idiot." "You don't sound like one." "If you don't want to talk to your mother just avoid me as usual," "I'll throw myself in the traffic." "I'll Saran Wrap myself to the bed..." "Subtitling by Elephantom67"