"I'm going to say our mantra, "This is the voice I want to use,"" "...over and over, but with different inflections." "I want you to mimic what I'm doing." "This is the voice I want to use." "This is the voice I want to use." "Now, let's press down on our tongue, and watch what happens in the back of our mouths." "Ready?" "Any suicidal tendencies?" " No." "Ever felt like you were being followed?" " No." "Any history of family mental illness?" " No." "Medical procedures to date?" " The usual electrolysis... 3 years of hormone therapy, facial feminization surgery a brow lift, forehead reduction, jaw re-contouring and a tracheal shave." "You look very authentic." " I try to blend in." "Keep a low profile." "I believe the slang terminology is"living stealth"." "Do you consider yourself a happy person?" " Yes." "I mean, no." "I mean, I will be." "Mrs. Osborne, there's no such thing as a right answer." "Yes, I'm a very happy person." "How can I help you if you're not honest?" "You can sign that consent form." "Please?" "The American Psychiatric Association sees gender dysphoria as a very serious disorder." "After my operation, even a gynecologist won't be able to detect anything out of the ordinary about my body." "I will be a woman." "Don't you find it odd that plastic surgery can cure a mental disorder?" "How do you feel about your penis?" "It disgusts me." "I don't even like looking at it." "What about friends?" " They don't like it either." "No, I mean, do you have the support of friends?" "I'm very close to my therapist." " What about your family?" "My family is dead." "You take some hormones and I'll take some hormones..." "I'll be a woman before you." "You make me happy when skies..." "Shit." "I mean, darn." "Darn, I mean, darn it." "Darn it." "Darn it." "Darn it." "Good night, pretty." "Sleep tight, Bree." "This is the voice." "Hi." "This is the voice." "This is the voice." "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Or Mrs. Bhumibol Niratpattanasai?" "Mrs. Niratpattanasai, this is Bree Osborne calling... with a special introductory offer from National Home Shopping..." "Hello?" "Hello." "Stanley Schupak doesn't live here anymore." "Who's calling?" "Stanley doesn't have a son, you must have the wrong number." "How old are you?" "Why don't you call your mother?" "Hello, may I please speak to Mr. Jamal Niang?" "It's Bree Osborne calling from the Home Shopping Club... with a special introductory rate of only $19.90..." "Hello?" "He signed it." " I am so proud of you!" "2 signatures." "I pronounce you officially legal to undergo sexual reassignment surgery." "Thank you." "I just..." "Thank you." " So, what else is new?" "I made my sales quota for the month, on Tuesday." "That pink lamb's wool cardigan that I ordered arrived." "Oh, and this is odd." "I got a phone call from a juvenile inmate of a New York prison." "He claimed to be Stanley's son." " No third person." "My son." "I thought you were a virgin." "There was one girl at college, but the whole thing was so tragically lesbian, that I didn't think it counted." "Wow." "A son." "An alleged son." "He's probably just a scam artist." "What is he scamming you for?" "We'll never know." "Nothing's going to stop me from checking into that hospital, next week." "I'm won't get dragged back into Stanley's old life." "Stanley's life is your life." "Why don't you contact the mother?" " She's dead." "He's practically 18." "He's old enough to take care of himself." "Bree, this is a part of your body that cannot be discarded." "I don't want you to do this metamorphosis, and find you're still incomplete." "What if I..." "Visit him later?" "After my surgery." "After I've settled into my new life." "When you're ready." " What are you doing?" "I can't give this to your surgeon, right now." "Yes, you can." "Margaret." "I can't miss my surgery on Friday." "They're booked a year in advance." "I'll... wire bail money to New York." "I'll call a social worker and have someone check on him." "What do you want me to do?" "Honey, I just want you to be ready." "Hello, may I please have the number of the New York City downtown lockup?" "Mr. Schupak." " Ms. Schupak." "I mean, Ms. Osborne." "I changed it." "Can I ask what your relationship is, to the prisoner?" "Allegedly, I'm his..." "Allegedly, he's my son." "This is a new one." "According to this, he shoplifted a frog." "Plus, he was allegedly in possession of a suspicions looking white powder." "Although Emergency Services was unable to recover the evidence." "Drugs?" "Is he an addict?" "Most of 'em are." " Most of whom are?" "You aware that your son's been working as a prostitute?" "How much is bail?" " Bail's set at 1 dollar." "I can't possibly afford..." "One dollar?" "Sabrina Claire Osborne?" "Meet Toby Wilkins." "My friends call me Bree." "Jesus the Reformer?" "A church that tries to guide street people back to God." "No." "I'm from the Church of the Potential Father." "Oh, yes." "Dear God, bless this food, and bless this restaurant and all the people in it, and everyone else..." "Everywhere." "Sic transit gloria mundi, in excelsis deo." "Amen." "Got any percs, Vicodin, anything with codeine?" "Sorry, I'm all out." "Why don't you tell me about yourself?" " I'm not naming any names." "I said, about yourself." "Is Toby short for something?" "A diminutive?" " No, it's American." "Where do you come from?" "Callicoon." " Where's Callicoon?" "In Kentucky, duh." "Is that where your family is?" " My mother's dead." "She had a stroke." "Is there anyone else?" " A stepfather." "That's wonderful!" " Me and him don't get along." "Why not?" " T.M.I." "Too much information." "What about grandparents, aunts, uncles?" " I don't need family." "I take care of myself." "I'm a loner." "That's wonderful." "That's the spirit." "Been meaning to thank you for bailing me out." " Your welcome." "I decided in jail, I'm going to give up hustling." "It's degradable." "Degrading." "How many people inhabit this place?" " Three." "Dude, I was just holding those drugs for a friend." "I'm not stupid." "Junkies just live for the day." "No ambition or anything." "You have ambition?" " Yeah, Gonna get a career in the movies." "10, 20, 40." "60... 80... 100." "Here." "Will that hold you for a while?" " Yeah." "Dude, this is great." "I wish you would stop calling me dude." "Well..." "I better go." "Got a flight to Los Angeles early in the morning." "Maybe I'll see you there." "That's movie town, right?" "Wanted to hitch-hike out there tomorrow." "You can't." "Don't add jumping bail to your permanent record." "I'll change my street name." "Something like Stanley." "Stan." "Stan the man." "That's my dad's name." "There's his picture." "He's with my mom." "You okay?" " I'm a little dizzy." "Beverly Hills is on the ocean, right?" "I'll learn to surf." "Bleach my hair, for the movies." "They love blonds there." "Blond in Blond, Bodacious Blond Bottoms..." "Not that I'm a bottom, or anything." "Are you talking about pornographic films?" " Duh." "Is there a ladies room in this establishment?" "Hello." " Margaret, it's Bree." "I'm in New York." "Turns out this whole jail thing was just a big mistake." "Talk to me." "He's a thoroughly independent young man." "We're getting along famously." "He's coming to visit me after my surgery, and I promised to take him to Disney Land." "I see." " I thought I'd get an early flight tomorrow." "Earn back the money I spent on this trip before my surgery, next week." "How are you?" " Right now..." "I'm disappointed because you're lying to me." "Is there anything else you'd like say?" " There appears to be a stepfather." "Perhaps I can affect a reunion." "Ever heard of a place called Callicoon?" "I just conferred with my immediate superior at the church." "She feels that getting you away from this unwholesome environment, is my moral duty." "Free ride, free food, free hotel rooms." "All the way to L.A." "Nothing's free." "You'll marry her, and spend your whole life eating out cobwebby, old, Christian pussy." "Something for the road, my man?" "The finest tecate." "Fuck, no." "I'm giving that shit up." " It's only 5 dollars over street price." "Convenience charge." "Take it out of your cut, if she buys the car." "Fuck you, dude." " All right." "What ever, you're the man." " No." "Wait." "Hey." "Give it." "I'm not marrying you." "Glory hallelujah." " Almost new fan belt." "Changed the oil a few of months ago." "Only 230,000 miles." "Just needs a little paint." "Runs perfect, guaranteed." "I've already arranged a rental." " You could resell this, and make a profit." "A profit?" "Fasten your seat belt." " I don't like them." "I don't like the idea of your internal organs splattered all over the dashboard incase we get in an wreck." "So, put it on." "See this shirt?" "Only cost me 2 dollars." "Quell surprise." "The shoes, 3 dollars. 1.50$ each." "Know how much they're worth in Japan?" "3 dollars?" " Like 500 dollars." "Japanese people kill for old Nikes." " You should avoid wearing them in Japan." "I'd probably be like, disemboweled by a ninja." "You don't have to say like." "Probably disemboweled by a ninja, is sufficient." "Take your feet off the dashboard." "No smoking in the car." "I thought, instead of taking Route 95, we'd go through the mountains on Route 20." "That takes us close to Callicoon." " I don't want to go there." "What I find beyond comprehension, is how a person can perform all those intimate acts with just any stranger, off the street." "Why should you give a shit?" " Because it's the Christian thing to do." "How much money did you make per..." "Assignation?" "40 or 50 dollars." "We going through Texas?" " It's a hard state to avoid." "Do you have any money for some food?" "Sorry, I can't get you a private room." "The church has to preserve it's resources." "I've charted us a course on the nice little red roads." "Callicoon's only 45 minutes out of our way." "I don't want to go there." "These are nice beds." "Don't you have pajamas?" "No." " Well, you should get some." "Good night." "Rise and shine." "Up, up, up." "We've got a schedule to keep." "Did I put on too much blush?" "You're weird." "First I lived in this, like, hole in the wall off Avenue C. Had 4 roommates." "One was a junkie, 1 was a crackhead, 1 was, like a junkie, and the other was, like a junkie." "Like, like, like." "Did you know the Lord of the Rings is gay?" " I beg your pardon?" "There's this big black tower, and it points at this huge, burning vagina thing." "And it's the symbol of ultimate evil." "Then..." "Sam and Frodo have to go into this cave deposit their magic ring into this hot, steaming lava pit." "Only at the last minute, Frodo can't perform, so Gollum bites off his finger." "Gay." "What are you looking at?" " I just didn't think it was right to come so close to Callicoon, without at least passing through." "Toby?" "Where are you going?" "You're acting like a spoiled child!" " Oh my God, I can't believe my eyes!" "It's my sweet little angel baby!" "Give me another hug." "I could wring your neck like a chicken!" "My favorite boy." "And not even a phone call to let me know you're alive." "I was never your favorite." " That's what you think." "I used to watch him out that window." "Playing with that big dog." "Toby lived near here?" " Just 2 doors up the road." "So, what you been doing with yourself?" "I want to know everything." "He's been in New York." "Working towards a career in film." "I'm going to California." " California!" "He always was the artistic type." "He used to have a stuffed monkey he carried around with him everywhere." "Even to school." "Are you in the movie business?" " She's a missionary." "Praise the Lord!" "I'm an electrologist, myself." "If you want, I can get those couple of hairs up your nose, in nothing flat." "My boss down at the salon, she used to work down in California." "From what I hear, those Hollywood beauties used to be as hairy as a horse." "That'll keep 'em from sticking out, again." " Thank you." "You ought to visit your stepdaddy." " I don't want to." "Of course you do." "The man raised you, clothed you, fed you sheltered you from harm." "He's your father." "For all practical purposes." "He always was a sensitive thing." "You gonna drive him all the way to California?" "I have to get some air, excuse me." "And thank you." "Yeah." " Good evening." "Do you know a Toby Wilkins?" "Who's askin'?" " I am a bearer of glad tidings." "Your son has come home." "Good." "Toby, Arletty, I brought back a surprise." "Come on in." "Look who's here." "If you can't bring Mohammed to the mountain..." "Look how much you've grown!" " Toby, give your father a hug." "I was worried sick!" "You know I missed you!" "How sweet!" " I know what you missed." "You missed my mouth." "You missed my ass." "Hush, what'll these ladies gonna think?" " Want to fuck me?" "You shut up!" "Bobby!" "Was that good for you?" "Come on, Bobby." "You liked it." "You liked it on the..." " Shut up!" "Come on." "Toby?" "Honey?" "Man's heavy with sin!" "Put him in that chair." "I don't know you, Bobby Jensen." "He'll come to in a couple of hours." "This isn't my fault." "You never told me why you didn't want to come home." "Where are you going?" "Brought you some breakfast." "He's walking down to the highway ramp, to hitch a ride." "He's a disappearing act." "Same thing he did after his mama killed herself." "She what?" "Shut herself up in the garage with the car on." "Toby found her there, when he came home from school." "Oh, God." "Lovely scenery out here." "I said I'd take the ride, not carry on a conversation." "I was just trying to do you a favor." "God knows, with the way you're living it wasn't unreasonable to try and find you some kind of parental supervision." "What's that?" "Is that drugs?" "Oh, no!" "Absolutely not!" "God dammit!" "No, that is not all right!" "You can't do that!" "You going to let me do my thing, or do I have to get out of this fucking car?" "Go ahead." "Kill yourself." "What does it matter to me?" "One chocolate milkshake for you, and a coffee for your mother." "She's not my mother." " I'm not his mother." "Thank you." "I'm exhausted, let's find a motel." " I'm camping out." "Do you have something a trifle less..." "Butch?" "Fettuccini Alfredo or Chicken Cordon Bleu?" "Chicken." "Matches?" "Fuck!" "Excuse me, I have to go to the lady's room." "Do you think there are snakes around here?" "Get away, snake." "Get away, you snake." "Get away, snake." "Where did you get that?" " I had it." "What is that awful sound?" " It's a loon." "Certain Native American Tribes of the Northern Plains believed loons... were ancestral spirits, trying to communicate with the physical world." "My real dad's part Indian." " Is he?" "Yeah." "He never told me, but I just know." "It's an Indian thing." "Do you think you could find it in your heart, to offer a sip of that to a lady?" "You sick or something?" "I'm fine." "These are vitamins." "When I was a little girl, I had a terrycloth bunny." "I used to sleep with her every night." "Try holding your breath." "One day my parents decided I was too old for her, and I never saw her again." "I found him in your stepfather's garage." "Oh." "Here." "Rise and shine." "Let's go." "I've got to be in L.A. By the end of the week." "What would you say, if I told you I could get you a job in the telemarketing field?" "With telemarketing, you you can live almost any place." "I could drop you off in Austin." "I'm going to California." "My real dad has a mansion there, with a pool." "What do you see your life like, 10 years from now?" "Probably get a job at a pet store." "Have a dog, maybe some kids." "Kids..." "I always wanted kids." "Perhaps you ought to aim for something higher than working at a pet store." "If you like animals, you could become a veterinarian, or a zoologist." "I'm out of cigarettes." " Quel dommage." "What does quel dommage mean?" " It means you're not getting any cigarettes." "Are you a boy or a girl?" "Turn around and stop bothering people." "Margaret, thank god." "I am in the middle of Arkansas and an 8-year-old just read me." "I can't handle this." "I had to camp out last night, on the ground... with bugs!" "Because he is impossible!" "I can't waste my savings, like this." "My surgery's only 5 days away..." "Shit." "Dallas?" "I don't know." "4 or 5 hours away." "Why?" "Whoa, hold on." "Toby?" "Toby?" "Would you mind introducing me?" "Taylor." " Yeah, this is Taylor." "Nice to meet you." "What's going on here?" "Come on, your mother's waiting for you in the car." "He's going to get some poor girl in trouble." " She's going to ruin some poor boy's life!" "You, wait for me at the table." "Margaret, I really don't think I'm cut out to be a mother." "Dear God, bless this meal." "Please give Toby the strength not to take any more drugs so that when we get to L.A., he can get a job and find a nice apartment." "So even if he never finds his father, he can lead an independent life." "Amen." " Amen." "They've got this cool hat for 10 bucks." "I think my nose is getting sunburned." "Eat your vegetables." "You might want to use a fork." "Just an idea." "Okay, you can have that hat on one condition." "No more drugs." "I mean it." "Deal?" " Deal." "Got you a present." "Thank you." "I'm very..." "Touched." "Put it on." "It looks good." "You get back in here!" "Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?" "In!" "In!" "In!" " Okay." "Get in!" " I was holding on." "You want to give me a heart attack?" " Did I scare you?" "Why go to Dallas?" "An associate of mine arranged a place for us to stay, for the night." "This Mary Ellen woman is very generous to offer us her hospitality." "I hope you will be on your best behavior." " I'm always on my best behavior." "Sabrina and Toby, right?" "I'm Mary Ellen." "Come on in." "I'm having a get-together, but just make yourselves at home." "Mary Ellen, Alicia's showing us her new vagina!" "I'm sorry." "They're feeling a little feisty." "Everybody." "This is Sabrina, and her handsome escort here, is Toby." "Hi." " Hi, y'all." "Margaret said you were stealth." " I am in public, but this is my own home." "Welcome to the first meeting of the gender pride, President's Day weekend..." "Caribbean cruise planning committee." "We have to go." " No." "Where do you know each other from?" " We don't." "She's a friend of a friend of a friend." "There's rum punch and guacamole." "Come one in!" " Yeah, don't be so uptight." "It's a party." "Margaret says you're having the surgery." " Toby doesn't know about me." "You're stealth to him?" "Don't worry, honey." "We've all been there." "I'll pass the word." "It was an instant best friend thing." " But we were both straight men, so..." "We had our surgery on the same day." " We held hands in the recovery room." "And now, this gorgeous creature's the love of my life." "Oh, we were just telling your friend about the transsexual lifestyle." "Not what you're used to in church, huh?" "These are vaginal dilators." "She just had her surgery, last month." "This is Keanu 2, but this is Keanu 3." " Where's Keanu 1?" "Keanu 1 is filming a science fiction epic, and we'll have no snarky remarks about him." "We're not gender challenged, but gender gifted." "I've been woman and man, and I know more things than single-sexed people can imagine." "Dude, I thought you were a real guy." " We walk among you." "That poor thing couldn't pass on a dark night, at 200 yards." "In the pink." "You better check your T-dar, honey." "She's a GG." "A what?" " A genuine girl..." "From Mary Kay." "If you do a color trial, you get a free compact." "Oh give me a home." "where the buffalo roam." "...and the deer and the antelope play" " With each other." "Where seldom is heard a discouraging word." "...and the skies are not cloudy all day Everybody..." "Sorry!" "Could you hand me my robe, please?" "The pink satin." "It's by the..." "Thank you." "It's an unfortunate side-effect of my pills, they're diuretic." "Gross." " A diuretic." "It means you go number 1, not number 2." "Listen, I'm sorry about those ersatz women." "What?" "Ersatz." "It means phony." "Something pretending to be something it's not." "I thought they were nice." "Zoologists are the guys that work in zoos?" " Yes, among other places." "Never met my dad." "Mom didn't talk about him." "I'm going to live with him, as soon as I get money." "Get some nice clothes and knock on his door." "Surprise him." "Do your mom and dad live in California, too?" " My parents are dead." "Do you like zoos?" "I don't mind the modern ones, I guess." "The animals may not be free, but they're safe." "Yeah, me too." "Night." "Good night." "You go to college?" " Yes." "What'd you study?" " Plenty." "French, cultural anthropology, archeology, psychology, art history." "Possum." "Biology." "80 million years ago, in the Cretaceous period these plains were the floor of a huge inland sea." "Are we there yet?" "Well, if you don't want to learn anything, then never mind." "All right, I'm listening." " It cut the entire continent in 2." "Dinosaurs lived on both sides." "Then a huge meteor hit." "People say that's why dinosaurs went extinct, but." "why did insects, birds, and mammals survive?" " Why?" "I don't know, but it's always been a little bit fishy to me." "They found giant shark remains in Kansas." " How big were they?" "Big enough to swallow you, without even chewing." "Got you." " You did not." "I got you." "I'm sorry!" " You got me in the eye." "Did I hurt you?" " Got you!" "Ow!" "Stop it!" "Ow!" "Seriously, watch the road." "You drive." "I hope we pass a rest stop, soon." "My diuretic's kicking in." "Do rattlesnakes come out at night?" "Well..." "I must say that's a relief." "Something wrong?" "This is a no smoking room." "New Mexico is the ufology capital of the world." "Ufology?" "From UFO, the study of unidentified flying objects." "You know, social ostracism doesn't work in a community of 2." "Dammit, Toby!" "Say something!" "I want to go to Sammy's Wigwam." "Here are some arrowheads, they're only a dollar each." "He's been like that all day." "Young man, you better start behaving in a civilized fashion." "Fuck you." "Watch your mouth around your mother." " She's not anyone's mother!" "She's not even a real woman, she's got a dick." "Don't you?" "Don't you?" "Go on, tell him!" "You're a fuckin' lying freak!" "What do you want from me?" "I didn't blab my whole biological history to you, but that doesn't make me a liar." "Why didn't you tell me the truth?" " So you could humiliate me even sooner?" "You knew all about me." "Why did you bail me out of jail?" "What, you just walked into jail and asked who needed help?" "Fuck you." "I never heard of a trannie church lady!" "Just drop me off in the next town." "So, you don't think I have the right to belong to a church?" "My body may be a work in progress, but there is nothing wrong with my soul." "Jesus made me this way for a reason." "So I could suffer and be reborn, like he was." "You're cutting your dick off for Jesus?" " It's not cut off." "Just gonna have an innie instead of an outie." " Ew." "Hi." "Is there any chance you could offer a fellow traveler a ride?" "Absolutely, we love helping strangers." "Beef jerky?" "No thanks, I'm a level 4 vegan." "I don't eat anything that casts a shadow, but a little token of my appreciation?" " Absolutely." "I'm sorry, but the secondary smoke might render me unfit to drive." "She's cool, right?" "She's got a dick." "Toby!" " For now, at least." "You're a guy?" " I'm a transsexual woman." "Wow." "I think transsexuality is a radically evolved state of being." "Hey, look!" "Many societies have honored and revered transgendered people." "The Zulu, the Yoruba." "Native Americans call us two spirit people." "2 spirits." "That's cool." "Tell him what they're going to do with your dick." "But the settlers tended to murder us on sight." "The way the white man treated the Indian was very fucked up." "Yeah." " Sure you won't join us?" "Come on." "We know what you got." "You boys go ahead." "Have fun." "So, what do you do, when you're not following the open road?" "I'm a peyote shaman," " How do you do that?" "One consumes majestic amounts of peyote." "When you're done throwing up, you see things." "What things?" " Once, I saw my own death." "Do you possibly drown in a desert lake?" " No." "I die in a depressurization accident, on a moon colony." "I'll show you something." "It's in my bag." "Did you mean what you said at Sammy's Wigwam?" " What?" "That I'm a freak." "You're not a freak, you're just a liar." "Oh, shit!" " My purse!" "My hormones!" "You dirty, mother-fucking hippie!" "My dog book was in that car." "Oh God, oh God, oh God." "My surgery." "I have to be in L.A. In 2 days." "What are we going to do?" "Is it soothing?" " We could sell it." "How much could you get?" "Oh, sweet!" "Come on, let's go." "Bad day?" "The car's not important, I just need to get to L.A. As soon as possible." "I'm driving some ponies to a sale in Show Low, in the morning." "I could give you a ride, that far." "Hey, could I get a burger for the young lady?" " Yup." "Isn't Calvin an unusual name for a Native American?" "Nope." "My brother's names are Dwight, Darryl and Woodrow." "And your last name?" " Manygoats is my mom's clan name." "Matrilineal kinship system." "Is there a Mrs. Manygoats?" "No, not yet." "I guess the right woman hasn't met me." "There you are." "Calvin, I'd like you to meet Toby." "Toby this is Calvin Manygoats." "How you doin', son?" " I saved you half a hamburger." "Calvin offered us a place to stay, and a ride, tomorrow." "Isn't that generous?" "Yes." " Oh, excuse me, just a minute." "Yes, ma'am." "You..." "You already found a buyer?" "Well, at least now you don't have any more of that damn drug." "Shower." "So..." "Calvin, have you spent all your life in New Mexico?" "Not yet." "It's beautiful." " Yeah, it's home." "Hi." "It's Mezcal." "Friend of mine brings it up from Oaxaca, every year." "Beautiful dreamer." "wake unto me." "Starlight and dewdrops are waiting for thee." "Sounds of the rude world heard in the day." "...lulled by the moonlight have all passed away." "Beautiful dreamer." "queen of my song." "...list while I woo thee with soft melody." "Gone are the cares of life's busy throng." "Beautiful dreamer awake unto me." "Beautiful dreamer." "...awake unto me." "You can sing!" "Just enough to keep the dogs off the back porch, that's all." "Have some more." "Thank you." "That'll put hair on your chest." " I hope not." "Morning, sleepy head." "Calvin's gonna drive us all the way to Phoenix." "Do my breasts seem smaller to you?" "I've missed 2 doses of my pills." "Playing with hormonal balance, is playing with fire." "I'm playing with fire." "Playing with fire." "Wearing your cowboy hat forward means you're lookin' for trouble." "Back like that, means not lookin' for trouble." "Off to the side, means you're out to impress the ladies." "How come an Indian wears a cowboy hat?" "I guess it keeps the sun out of my eyes better than a headband and feathers." "Calvin tells me his people are Navajo." " Only part Navajo." "My great-great-great-great grandfather was Zuni." "You got a Cherokee look about you." "Proud people, them Cherokee." "Too young." " No, I'm not." "Yes, you are." "Here, drink some water." "Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me." "I have to use the power room." "Here." " Thank you." "Allow me." " Thank you." "Dude, there's things, she's not telling you." "Well, every woman has a right to a little mystery..." "Dude." "She's a Jesus freak." "She's probably waiting to convert you." " She can convert me anytime she wants." "Wish I could drive you all the way." "So do I." " Let me get that." "It's all right." " No, it doesn't work, from the inside." "Sticks a bit." "Thank you." " Bree." "There's things about my past, that you don't know." "We all have our secrets." "I been in jail, I'm blind in one eye." "I got half a pound of shrapnel in my leg." "But, If you're ever in New Mexico..." "I'd really like it if you gave me a call." " Thank you, I'll do that." "Let's go." "Come here." "This belonged to a good friend of mine." "A champion in the All Indian Rodeo Circuit." "Now you look like a warrior." "Ma'am." "Where are we?" " My parents' house." "I thought you said your parents were dead." " Wishful thinking." "Who's Sydney?" " My baby sister." "May I help you?" "Is Sydney here?" "Sydney's out." "May I tell her who called?" "I don't think so." "Don't look at me that way." " I'm not looking at you." "All right, all right." "Shit." "I mean darn." "No, I mean shit." "May I help you, young lady?" "Dad, it's me." "Mom!" "Dad!" "Mom!" " Get in here, before the neighbors see you!" "Jesus Christ, I can't even recognize you!" " It's me..." "Only different." "So, you've done it." "It's all over." " I don't think that's any of your business." "Thank God, Murray, he's still a boy." "Stanley!" "I can't look at you, like this!" "Why do you always upset her, like that?" "I tell you what." "I'll just get something to eat and drink, and wait for Sydney outside." "Are you sure you're all right, Stanley?" "Fabulous, never been better." "Stanley..." " Bree." "Sabrina Claire Osborne." "We're going to need time with that." "We both love you..." "But we don't respect you." "Why are doing this to me?" " I'm not doing anything to you." "I'm gender dysphoric, it's a genetic condition." "Don't try to blame us for this!" "Don't use so much mayonnaise." "Do you want to have a heart attack?" "Let me do that." "You know what I see when I look at you?" "I see a lost soul, crying out for help." "This wouldn't have happened if you had come to church when you were little instead of going to your father's synagogue." " Mom?" "Dad?" "There's this sort of scruffy looking kid outside." "Holy shit!" "Language, Sydney!" "I don't fuckin' believe it!" "Stanley!" " Bree." "Bree." "I was hoping you'd show up." "Take some of the heat off me." "Nice to see you, too." " If that kid's your boyfriend, I'll die!" "I need to talk to you, in private." "God, he is!" "You lucky son of a..." "I mean, you lucky bitch!" "Your boyfriend?" "That filthy, teenage, juvenile delinquent, who came to the door?" "He is a clean, healthy, respectable young man." "I don't want to hear any more." "How old is he?" "17." "Oh, my God, Murray." "He's under age!" "Mom, he's my son." "You're shittin' me?" "Remember Emma Wilkins?" " What are you saying?" "Is Emma here too?" " She killed herself." "Jesus." "Kinehora." "Are you trying to tell me..." "that that boy who came to the door..." "He's your grandson." "My grandson." "My grandson!" "Dear God!" "He doesn't know anything, and I don't want him to." "Call me Grandpa." " Shit!" "Oh, you poor thing!" "Get up off that filthy ground." "Get up!" "Could be all sorts of awful things, down there." "Look at you!" "A handsome boy!" "Do you know who I am?" "I am your..." " Please, Mother." "I don't want him to know about me!" "Agreed?" "You're not going to say anything?" "Hi." "I'm Sidney." "Hey." "Toby." "What do you say?" "Toby!" "Come on inside where there's nice air conditioning." "Come on, honey, and I'll make you a nice plate of food." "Defrosted to perfection." "Eat your vegetables." " He doesn't like broccoli." "Open up." "Lucky, no!" "Dog is a sex maniac." "Like your father." " At least he gets more action than me." "My mom lived here, before I was born." " Really, what a coincidence." "What was your name, when you were a guy?" "Honey, why don't you go and watch TV in the spare bedroom?" "You can take the dog." "Come here." "Come here, boy." "Stanley, what are you planning to do with that poor boy?" "First of all, I'm going to make sure he knows that he's encouraged and supported." "And that he's respected." "Maybe even..." "Well, at least that he's respected." "Behold the return of the prodigal son." "Let's try to be nice to each other." "It's just so bizarre." "I still see Stanley, but it's like you've strained away all the boy pulp." "Planning a game of bridge with the girls?" "Can I borrow 1,000 dollars?" "You've gotta be kidding." "500?" "250?" " Do I hear a dollar and a half?" "I have to account for every penny." "18 months sober, and they're still scared I'm gonna relapse." "Wind up passed out on the floor of some dive down on Van Buren." "God, those were the days." "My surgery is day after tomorrow." "I need airfare to get home." "Growing up, I always thought you were the lucky one." "Try this one." " Oh, my God." "No, it'll be like Showgirls on Ice Capades." "I'm a transsexual, not a transvestite." " Yeah, but Mom will freak!" "Now you've lost all credibility." "Toby!" "Don't break that, honey, it's very expensive." "Murray, I hate the way you had Lucky's tail clipped." "Stands straight up, just like a penis!" "Black and hairy?" " It does." "Not like any penis I've ever seen." " Me neither." "Toby!" "Toby, come over here and let me fix your hair." "Come on." "Come on, honey." "Stay." "Sit!" "Oh, you have such nice, thick hair." "Just like mine." "And those clothes are a great improvement." "They fit good, huh?" " They fit well." "Grammar police." "Good evening." "That dress looks perfectly ridiculous." "You're looking very handsome." "You look good, too." "Beauty is relative." "For God's sake, Mom!" " Don't pick on me tonight, I can't take it." "I used to read plenty of pornography on the toilet and ever since..." "I have shitty sex." "Do you get it?" " Yeah." "Thank you." "Have Toby come and sit here, next to me." "Here, take a picture." "Murray, scoot over." "Come on, honey, right here." "That's right, Toby, honey." "Lean in." "All right, everybody, 1, 2, 3." "We look much happier than we really are." "Can you take one of the 2 of us?" "I'll take it." "Nice to see a young man being so polite to his mother." "That's not his mother." "And a hamburger for the young gentleman." "Enjoy your meal." "Toby, do you want to say grace?" "Go ahead, honey." "Don't be shy." "God bless this restaurant, and these thy gifts that we are about to receive, forever and ever." "And thank you, Lord, for bringing us Toby." "And please let us all stay together in health and spirits in Jesus Christ's name, Amen." " Amen." "Shalom Yisrael." "Toby honey, don't take the lettuce out of your hamburger." "It's good for you." "Sydney, don't play with your food." " Sieg heil!" "Can I borrow 1,000 dollars?" " Toby!" "Your hamburger is almost raw." "Let's send that back." "I can pay it back, with interest." " What do you need it for?" "To get back to L.A." " Look at your life!" "You've never been able to stick to a decision." "10 years of college and not one degree." "You could change your mind about this, too." "Because I know." "Don't do this awful thing to yourself." "I miss my son." "Mom, you never had a son." "How can you say such a thing?" "That's how I felt, when you hired the detectives." "We wanted the best for you." " So you tried to have me committed?" "You attempted suicide!" " You tried to commit me!" "Why do you have to be so emotional?" " I am not emotional!" "God, my cycle's out of whack." " You don't have cycles!" "Hormones are hormones." "Yours and mine just happen to come in purple pills." "Young man, may we get some doggy bags?" " Yes ma'am." "I'm going to finish cooking his hamburger at home." "Murray, give me your wallet." "Here's 200 dollars." "We'll get the rest out of the safe." "There's one condition." "Toby stays here with me." "Wouldn't you like that?" "You could have your own little apartment." "We'll remodel the guest house." "Do you like to play tennis?" "We have 8 new courts at the country club." "Murray and I just feel that you need a stable, loving family... with the means to give you every chance that you deserve." "Toby, here you are, baby." "Half Italian villa, half country club." "Beauty is relative." " Not my relatives." "I wish just once they'd look at me, and see me." "That's all." "Just really see me." "Why are they being so nice to me?" "You think I ought to stay here?" " Do you want to?" "It's pretty nice." "I think you ought to do whatever you think is best for you." "But if you want..." "You can come live with me." "I can't give you all this, but I'm sure we could manage something." "Did you really try and kill yourself?" " I swallowed half a bottle of Nembutal." "Then I panicked and called 911." "Maybe you're not the suicidal type." " Maybe." "Unless my mother is right, and I just can't stick to a decision." "Come in." "Can't you sleep?" " Not really." "Do you need something?" "A glass of milk?" "No." "What is it?" "I must look awful." "You look good." "You look well." "Don't worry." "What are you doing?" "What I'm good at." "No." "No." " It's okay." "I want to." "You'll like it, I promise." " I don't want to." "I don't want it, at all." "Okay." "I'll marry you if you want." "I don't care how big your place is." "I just want to be with you." "I think you're sexy, Bree." "It's like..." "Like, I see you." "Oh, God." "Oh no." "Put your clothes on, I mean it." "Right now." "Stop it." "What's the matter?" " Please, just cover yourself up?" "I'm such a total shit." " No, you're not." "I should have told you this a long time ago." "You're going to hate me." "I'm not really..." "Exactly affiliated with the church." "I already figured that out." "What?" "My mom and dad." "It's your mom and me." "Toby..." "I'm so sorry." "I shouldn't have lied." "I know how disappointed you must be." "One bedroom apartment instead of a mansion." "Half Jewish instead of half Indian." "Toby!" "Look on the bright side, we've gotten to know each other." "Our strengths and weaknesses, and we're still good friends, right?" "I'm so sorry!" "I truly, really..." "I didn't mean to hurt you." "My mom's probably right." "I'm a terrible influence." "It's a bad time for me." "Toby, wait!" "You are not my father!" " Oh, my God!" "Oh honey." "There." "He didn't mean it, honey." "He's just a little bit upset." "There, now." "There, there, there, there." "Toby's gone!" "He took my purse, and my bucking bronco statue." "What do you want to do, Sta..." "Bree." " Yes." "He's 17, but you don't know his date of birth?" "What's your relationship to the missing boy?" "I am his father." "Can't you put out an APB or something?" " We'll do our best." "Sorry to say this, but chances are if he doesn't want to be found, he'll stay lost." "Hey!" "This is Bree." "Thank you very much." "Everything's fine." "The surgery was a complete success." "Hello, my lady." "How are you feeling?" "And don't say, like a new woman." "I feel like a..." "Medieval heretic." "Impaled on a very large and very thick steak." "With splinters." "Nice hat." "It was a present." "Bree, what's wrong?" "Last week you said this would be the best day of your life." "Last week was a long time ago." "Talk to me." "I fucked up!" "It hurts!" " Oh, my sweetie." "That's what hearts do." "Okay." "I'm sorry." " Oh, let it out." "This is good." "This is good." "Amo la comida Mexicana." "Amo la comida Mexicana." "Y amo a Fernando." "Y amo la comida Mexicano." "Mexicana." "School's closing in about 15 minutes." "This is really hard." "Can you give me a hand?" " Sure, what subject?" "Sex education." "All right, cut." "Lucky needs help again." "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Did you take your Viagra?" " Yes, ma'am." "When's the last time you came?" " 2 hours ago." "Christ, kid, can you focus?" "We are behind schedule." "We've got to move!" "Ow!" "Toby." "Don't think I'm fucking forgiving you, 'cause I'm not." "All right." "I just came to see if you did it." "Did what?" " Got your dick turned inside out." "Yes." "Won't you come in?" "Just for a little while." "I have something for you." "What?" "Please?" "Your parents' house is a lot nicer." " My parent's house comes with my parents." "Aren't we Jewish?" "Half Jewish." "Through my dad, so it's technically the wrong half." "You're only a quarter." "The wrong quarter." "I'm going to finish up my degree." "I thought I'd take up teaching..." "Maybe rent a house someplace." "Someplace with a yard." "What have you got for me?" " Hang on a minute." "I've missed you." "Have a seat." "So, how have you been?" " Doing all right." "Care to divulge a few more details?" "Making a movie." " You are?" "Told you I could." "They're already doing the advertisements." "Cowabunghole." "That's Dylan Reeves." "He's a big star." "And there's you." "It's a very nice picture." "I like your hair." " If you want, I could get you a discount." "Thank you, that's very considerate." "I got these clothes at the Beverly Center, Beverly Hills." "Would you like a coke?" "I'll take a beer." "All right." "Young man." "If you think you can put your dirty shoes on my brand new table, think again."