"Der karierte Regenmantel Germany 1917" "THE CHEQUERED RAINCOAT comedy in 3 reels" "Tell me, dear miss, are you okay?" "Whoopsydaisies... my old lady!" "Can I speak to my husband for a moment?" "Amadeus, are you flirting again?" "But my dear Emma, how can you think such a thing of me?" "Now, if you love me..." "I need a new coat." "Amadeus, if you come home late today, then I wish you luck." "Rika, do we have visitors?" "Yes, miss Gritty is here." "Bring me the chequered raincoat." "A beauty of a raincoat." "A little bit conspicuous, but I am a decent woman." "Beautiful!" "Tonight I have a date with my fiancé." "I'm going home." "God, my new gown!" "What will I do if it rains?" "But you can take my coat, I'm not going out anyway." "Watch out, little man." "Hm, hm, beautiful stranger, you haven't seen my wife?" "End of the first reel." "The chequered raincoat Second reel" "Pack your suitcase, come on." "He'll wait for you until he turns blue." "But now it's enough." "Have yourself divorced directly." "Such a villain." "Phone to solicitor Figleaf directly." "Look and laugh!" "Oh Amadeus..." "My dear wife..." "Hello..." "Centre 20498." "Centre 20849." "No miss, I asked you 20498." "I have been connecting you with 20849 all this time." "Speak a bit calmer please." "Engaged." "Call again later." "Hello..." "Centre 20498." "I want to divorce from my husband." "Hello..." "Centre 20498." "Engaged." "Call again later." "So in my office at 10 o'clock." "I want to divorce from my wife." "So in my office at 10 o'clock." "End of the second reel." "The chequered raincoat Third reel." "Good morning, my dears." "Mrs. ..." "Do you mean me?" "Mr. ..." "Or me perhaps?" "Come to my visiting hour, in the afternoon." "The lady of the house is busy in the kitchen." "Do you have the meat list?" "Then your menu will be turnip in war sauce." "Dear miss, please come to my place at 4 o'clock." "They're breaking up." "Mothers-in-law are by nature always on the wrong track." "The end."