"Well, Anders..." "I'm looking at your CV." "Thirty-five years old, no education after junior school." ""Would consider a job in sports."" "Yes, I was thinking radio, maybe." "I tried for a presenting job once." "Really?" "When was that?" "About ten years ago." "I guess that position is probably filled, then." "You noticed I was in the UN forces, in Lebanon, right?" "1991." "That's nice." "Great." "Here they come." "And remember, Anders: smile!" "All good Germans!" "Welcome to Stenfors!" "See you later." "What the fuck?" "Fucking shit." "This is no living room." "It's a restaurant." "Was the pizza good?" "Good." "Thank you." "Maybe I'll see you some other time." "We're not done, yet." "Cantona!" "...until the day the lord sendeth rain upon the earth." "Amen." "I'll go to Liverpool to oversee the selling of the machinery." "Any questions?" "Okay then." "And send me the invoice." "Yeah, bye." " Hello, boys!" "Come on, guys!" "Anders!" "Yeah." "What's up?" "Leif called." "He can't referee." "He's got the elk hunter's meeting." "Leif can't referee?" "Want to...?" "Tommy!" "Come with us." "Come on, AJ." "No!" "I said no!" "You're the only one with a license." "I told you last time: no!" "A little extra." "A bonus." "No." "No jokes about my eyesight!" "Of course not!" "And you!" "No dirty fouls, right?" "It's okay, take it easy." "Great!" "Come on." "Hey." "Okay, guys, let's go!" "Hey, Stevie Wonder!" "Free kick, damn it!" "Take it easy, take it easy." "Come here." "What?" "He's just pretending." "No, no." "For Christ's sake!" "You know him." "He goes down as soon as you touch him." "Thanks." "Come on, Tommy." "Where were you earlier, eh?" "Okay, come on, five!" "Five!" "Branko!" "Come on, damn it!" "Go, Kalle." "Three and nine!" "Hey!" "I've told you to cut that out!" "Pass, Peter." "That was a foul!" "Come on, ref!" "You could at least try to cover him." "Hey." "Come on." "A yellow card?" "Come on." "For that?" "That's enough." "Quiet!" "Bollocks!" "Kalle, damn it!" "Hi there." " Jimmy, have a go, son!" " No, not you." "There's a game on." "Come on, it's all fine!" "What are you doing, Kent?" "God, that was crap!" "Good work!" "The last 15 was good." "We'll build on that for next time." "Embarrassing. 5 fucking 1." "6 - 1." "We're worse than Arsenal!" "Let's do it tomorrow." "Hey, Britney." "Tape it on, so you can wear it while playing." "Only 4 games left." "To the bitter end." "Like my CO in Lebanon would say:" "When the going gets tough, the tough get going!" "Hello, Boston." "Hi, Dad." "You trying to kill me?" "What?" "I thought we were alright towards the end." "6 - 1?" "Jesus, that's a tennis score!" "Kvist and I talked." "That's enough." "Enough?" "If you get relegated this year again, we'll call it a day." "Call it a day?" "What do you mean?" "Do you want to explain at our club centenary bash why we spend time and money on players who embarrass the town?" "A team that used to be in the first division!" "That was 30 years ago, Dad." "29." "If you get relegated, we'll back the ladies instead." "I thought we were talking football?" "You're bottom in division six." "Second bottom." "They're at the top of division two." "Plus, they bring in twice the crowd." "It'll be Sunday league for you lot." "What?" "So we have to play against bloody firemen?" "We've been in the first division." "Sorry." "That's just how it is." "We have to consider the sponsors." "If Stenfors means losers, they won't support the ladies." "And if that happens, we'll have no youth teams." "And youth is our most important asset." "Any questions?" "Now you know the deal." "Kvist." "Don't smoke in here, damn it!" "Hi there, AJ!" "Good game today." "I'll report this to the association." "Is that necessary?" "It's the same every game." "It can't go on." "I saw you've applied for a planning permission" "What about it?" "I sit on the committee." "So, you want to extend the store?" "What do you mean?" "Just that in order to do that, the application needs to be approved." "This is the last time." "It's always the same." "Excellent!" "Good luck with the extension." "See you later!" "Hello, Murfan!" "Hello?" "Sod the early flight, I'll go in the afternoon." "Bye." "Anders, we've got something to tell you." "We've got a job." "Great!" "Both of you?" "In Norway." "Oh, shit." "Too bad." "What?" "Are you moving?" "Fuck, you can't do that!" "You heard what Dad said, right?" "Are you sure about this?" "We'll earn 30 grand a month instead of working under the table." "Better Norwegian women than X-box at Tommy's." "But we're in deep shit..." "No, wait a minute." "Jimmy, we've played together..." "I'm Johnny." "He's Jimmy." "See you around." "Bye, Anders." "Good luck." "What the fuck?" "It's their loss." "Who wants to live in Norway?" "40 crowns for chewing tobacco?" "But Norwegian girls are foxy!" "Spread it wide!" "God, this is pants." "Ladies' football." "Why don't they stick to what they know?" "." "They're easy on the eye, though." "If you like girls who eat beaver." "Gotta go." "Eat beaver." "Oh, right." "Hi, Dad." "I can't do it today." "Dad, I'm on my way to see Sara do something..." "I know that." "We'll just have to hurry, then." "Okay, bye." "Take it easy, guys." "I 'm off." "Okay, see ya." "Welcome to the Dance Centre recital." "It's time for our first performance." "Here we go!" "I need new shoes!" "Honey, the shoes are..." "I had to help Dad with the shopping, alright?" "I did get there in time." "There's spaghetti left over from lunch." "Eat that." "What was I supposed to do?" "Leave him there?" "What are you doing?" "Going to mow the lawn." "Right now?" "." "Are you still up?" " Shit..." "I've booked an appointment with a marriage counselor." "Okay." "We've talked about this." "Yeah, you talked about it." "Can we afford it?" "First visit is free." "Then the insurance pays." "Okay, good." "Dad's birthday is tomorrow." "We can celebrate that first." "Can we talk about this..." "Can't we talk now?" "." "I mean, we're talking now." "We're talking now." "All we need to do is talk, so what's wrong?" "Tomorrow at 4:00." "Okay?" "Fuck it." "Hello?" "Boston?" "Dad?" "How are you doing?" "I'm alright." "Are you okay?" "Yeah, yeah." "Sure." "I just got a bit dizzy." "You're not in any pain?" "Where's your panic button?" "This wheelchair is for skeletons." "You need it." "That's why we got it for you." "Will you make coffee, Åsa?" "There's danish in the fridge." "Because you didn't bring any pastries with you, did you?" "Happy Birthday, Granddad!" "Why, thank you!" "Anders, a better present would be sorting the team out." "Sara, help Granddad get outside." "And set up the umbrella." "Did I tell you about the time my shot broke the post in Gravå?" "When we played with real balls." "Not like the beach balls of today." "You could try." "It's his birthday." "Sure." "How do you feel about what Åsa says that she always takes second place?" "I don't know." "It's..." "Do you get angry?" "Not really." "You don't see a problem?" "No." "This is exactly what I'm saying." "Maybe it becomes a problem when you keep nagging about it." "You are both out of work, right?" "Yes." "Well, I work part-time." "And I'm looking for work." "Once a week he has coffee at the job center." "They've got my CV on file." "And he moonlights as an elk." "How does it feel, Anders?" "Not having a job?" "What the hell can you do?" "There's no jobs around." "Not here, no." "If you only look here you won't find any jobs." "Would you move for work?" "Absolutely." "And you, Anders?" "Okay, our time is up for today." "Before we go, you get an assignment for next time." "Two, actually." "First, you set up a "tenderness evening" together." "When you do something nice together." "Then I want you to each have an "ego day"." "You do whatever the other wants and spoil each other completely." "Okay?" "Is this supposed to be good?" "That's what she said." "Ow." "Bollocks..." "You should stretch a little, Anders." "Stretching is for girls." "Hi, Åsa speaking." "Kent here." "It's very noisy here!" "Yes, I can tell." "Is Anders there?" "Just a minute." " It's Kent." "Aren't you in Liverpool?" "Yeah, I'm calling from the pub." "It's been good." "I sold every machine." "Even the scrap metal." "Okay, and was there a reason you called?" "I get it." "Getting jiggy with the wife, eh?" "Yes, exactly." "One thing before you get on top." "Who was the best player of all time in the English league?" "George Best." "Apart from George Best." "I don't know, Bobby Charlton?" "Apart from him." "I don't know, Duncan Miller." "Right you are!" "Listen, one of the guys I sold the machines to his sister dated Duncan Miller, so the guy brings me to his local!" "When we get in, he's right there!" "Did you talk to him?" "Of course!" "We talked about football, and he knew a thing or two." "We thought it'd be cool to play together." "So I invited him to Stenfors." "Great, Kent." "You're drunk." "Bye." "What was that all about?" "Kent's in Liverpool, off his face." "Come here." "God, that hurts..." "Will you tell him to stop, please?" "Here." "Anders, I swear on everything I own, even my Audi." "He needs the money, I made him an offer." "He'll be there next week!" "Are you taking the piss?" "No, it's true!" "How can we afford it?" "We'll find a way." "So, wash your sheets!" "He's gonna stay here?" "You want him in the refugee camp?" "And your place?" "I got the builders in and the wife is whining." "He wants a beer." "Got to go." "Okay, good." "Are we watching the movie or what?" "Is tonight your ego night?" "What are you doing, Anders?" "He's coming here." "Duncan Miller!" "Who is that?" "The superstar Duncan Miller." "Footballing genius, goal scorer supreme." "This magazine is 20 years old." "Yeah." "So what?" "So he must be 20 years older, right?" "A little old for playing football." "Come on!" "If you've decided two FA Cup finals in a row, you can play for Stenfors." "Look at Clint Eastwood, he's over 70!" "Where is he staying?" "Well, Åsa...." "He's not staying with us, is he?" "He may have to." "I'll tell you why..." "Why can't he stay with Kent?" "Because his wife won't let him, okay?" "Look, we'll..." "Åsa." "Åsa!" "No." "Aw, come on." "Where are you going?" "It's our tenderness night." "Me in the basement?" "Forget it!" "You always wanted a room there." "You and Emma always wanted to stay there." "We had a sleepover." "Three years ago." "Hey, hey, hey..." "What if I get you those shoes?" "The ones from the Dance Shop?" "Yes, exactly." "The ones we can't afford." "Right." "But you'll get them." "Promise?" "I promise." "We'll see." "We need a bigger place, so we might as well move." "When I start working again, I can rent a chair somewhere." "What did Peter say?" "At first he wasn't sure." "But it's better for him." "Most of his customers are around Gothenburg." "But you're not moving right away?" "I can do your hair a few more times." "Did you talk to Anders?" "But he doesn't want to?" "It's no good talking to him these days." "Oh, here we go, lads!" "Stick this in your pipes and smoke it." "The twins have gone to Norway." "Deserters." "Yes, but never mind that." "We have a new signing." "Boston?" "Outstanding, I knew he'd come back!" "Thanks, Peter." "Who?" "Elvis Presley?" "Duncan Miller!" "Very funny." "He's coming on Thursday." "Kent met him in a pub and invited him." "Invited him how?" "." "Who is Duncan Miller?" "Look, Kent fixed it so he comes here and plays the last games with us." "It's fun for him." "He hasn't played in a while." "He lands Thursday." "Who the hell is Duncan Miller?" "King of Premier League in the 80s." "You should know." "He played for Manchester United?" "He played for Liverpool!" "If he didn't play for Manchester United, he's no king." "Anders, do you mean to say that Duncan Miller - "Killer Miller" is coming to Stenfors to play for Stenfors BK?" "I'm Zlatan!" "Super-Zlatan!" ""Welcome to Sweden, Mr Miller." Mister Duncan..." "Shit, you don't think he missed the plane?" "Check out the pisshead." "Classic." "Do you know this guy?" "Yeah, we do." "Good." "Get him out of here." "Well done." "Here we go." "Try a bit of this." "Take the damned dog to the pizzeria." "Restaurant, not pizzeria." "Cantona, not "damned dog"." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Wow." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Go, go, Stenfors Go-go, go-go, Stenfors" "Sweden's top team wins again There you go, my friend!" "Yes, it's going well, but we don't know..." "He shouldn't drink any more." "Goodwill, Anders." "We've got training tomorrow." "Take it easy, Anders." "I'm buying." "What the fuck are you doing?" "What the hell?" "Are you hitting on Lisa?" "Oh, fuck a duck!" "Shit." "I finally did get him into bed." "Shit, Anders." "You've brought home an alcoholic." "This isn't happening." "Alcoholic?" "No, he just likes to party a little." "It's his welcome party." "Isn't it enough with Boston?" "Do we have to have another one?" "Hey, Dad." "You've still got it." "How's your legend doing?" "He's good." "He's resting." "He was a little tired after the trip." "I spoke with Kvist earlier." "I don't care who you bring in." "You can hire a Pop singer, as long as you get yourselves a win." "Let's go shopping." "Honey, you were great." "I can't dance in broken shoes!" "But you were great, Sara." "What are we eating?" "What are we eating?" "Hello?" "Mom?" "What are we eating?" "What?" "Okay, good, Short passes." " And over to you." "Some things he does remember." "Never mind that." "Okay guys, from the centre line on." "Balls here." "You too, Kent." "Come on, ladies." "Anders..." "Isn't the "King" training?" "No, he's got an injury." "What, from dancing?" "It's better if he's ready when it really counts." "Was that something your sergeant in Lebanon would say?" "Yeah, very funny." "Actually, it was Boston." "Dad!" "What?" "He likes it." "Dad." "What?" "Oh, look, you've spilled something." "Gotcha!" "Ow!" " Tag for dinner, excellent." "Actually, it's "tack"." "Tack." "A fish?" "Yes, a poster." "How did it go?" "Did they win?" "I'm checking the draw." "For what?" "Champions League." "I got a job." "What did you say?" "I got a job." "You got a job?" "Really?" "Finance assistant for ICA." "Full-time." "That's fantastic!" "Wonderful." "But it's in Gothenburg." "Gothenburg?" "No, no, Gothenburg." "What's wrong?" "Remember we said if one of us got a job, we'd move there." "Yeah, but can't you look for something here, where we live?" "I'd get 22,000 a month and benefits." "It's great!" "What about Dad?" "We can see him on weekends." "Look, I've talked with Sara and she's very happy about it." "You remember Emma from dance class, she moved last year." "It depends a bit on where we end up, but maybe" "Sara can start in her class." "They can dance together, too." "It's really great for her, too." "Yeah." "Alright, then." "What am I supposed to say?" "You've already decided." "We'll talk about it later." "Good." "Trust me, this guy is going to go far." "Hey, boys." "You're late, Tommy." "Wasn't I suspended?" "I said I'd fix it, it's fixed." "You have to try shaving your balls." "Lisa loves it." "Wait, I wear number 10." "Yeah, but now we'll..." "Branko, let it go." "I'm always number 10." "Now you get another number" "I can't play in another number." "100 for a new number." "I'm not for sale!" "Two hundred." "I have my pride!" "Five hundred." "No." "Three hundred." "Good." "Where's Duncan?" "He's in the bathroom." "Ref!" "Ref, listen." "Are you sure you're making the right decision?" "You know it's okay to change your mind." "Everybody does it." "It's not a high diving contest!" "Aw, come on." "He's just joking!" "This is football." "1000 says you miss it." "Ref!" "Hey, Ref!" "Ref!" "He's such a fuck-up." "Good job, Kalle!" "Come on, Anders!" "Take it easy." "That's a free kick." "Thanks a lot." "Take a guy like Tommy." "He has no family, no wife." "Hasn't had a job in ages." "What do you think the team means to him?" "Or Branko." "He's a Serbian deserter, he's shot people." "All he brought with him was his old football shoes." "What does that have to do with you?" "Or Fredrik." "He really needs to be himself." "Do you feel you can't be yourself at home?" "I'm saying that football is more than football." "It's..." "So, it's...?" "Camaraderie, friendship." "You get all...." "Great." "Move in with the team!" "Sara and I can move to Gothenburg and not ruin things for you." "You're talking like football is..." "Do you know why you do this?" "No, what?" "Because your dad makes you!" "Where's this camaraderie when he bollocks you after every game?" "What's Boston got to do with this?" "He was late for Sara's confirmation!" "I'm not defending him, am I?" "And you don't do anything about it." "Maybe we should..." "What should I do?" "Just throw him out the window?" "." "What do you want?" "I want Sara and me to be as important to you..." "...as your friends and dad are." "You are." "No, we're not, Anders." "I have to let them know about the job within a week." "And you won't talk about it." "Have you seen my hoodie?" "The red one?" "It's in the wash." "I need it tomorrow." "I'll fix that." "You better had." "Come on, sweetie!" "Hey there." "Hi." "He'll be a midfielder." "An attacking player with a wicked shot, like Totti." "He kicks hard enough to wake Lisa up." " Hey." "What the hell's this?" "They're from the refugee camp." "They're messing up the grass!" "That's it, boys..." "Wait up." "Okay, guys." "We've got some news." "I'll keep playing with the team as usual." "And I'll handle all the administrative stuff." "What the hell is this?" "It's gonna be great, Peter." "Tag." "Tommy, come on." "Alban?" "Do we call him Dr Alban?" "Don't they speak any Swedish?" "I don't think so." "The first darkies in the club." "Tommy!" "Classy." "Welcome." "Hurry the hell up, bro!" "We're gonna win the fucker this time!" "." "Okay, guys." "One thing." "No, that's exactly what they want." "Come on, lads!" "Great, lads!" "Played!" "Go on." "All the way!" "Pass it here!" "I'm on!" "No problem, he'll blast it over." "This is Boston." "You won?" "From the refugee camp?" "I see." "Can they play football?" "Well, make sure you win the next match, too!" "Yeah, bye." "My God!" "Fuck!" "Too long!" "What's your problem?" "That was a perfect slide tackle." "No, I'm sorry, Anders." "Nothing." "Anders, where's the TV?" "I sold it." "You sold it?" "Yes." "Why did you sell the TV?" "I thought we talked about getting a widescreen didn't we?" "What is wrong with you?" "I needed money for her shoes!" "We can always get a new TV." "What's the big deal?" "What's going on?" "Are you selling the house out from underneath us?" "What'll you sell when she needs clothes?" "The sofa?" "I can get a loan." "Or help Kent with the Germans." "Anders." "I haven't had a proper job for two years now." "I know that." "And you don't care." "Why wouldn't I?" "You have yours." "You have football!" "And I have nothing." "Of course you do!" "Like what?" "I have nothing." "How can you say that?" "You have lots of things." "You have me." "What do I have?" "Åsa, I do everything for you." "I do absolutely everything you ask of me." "Every single thing!" "I do everything!" "I can't do more!" "I do everything for every fucking person in the whole fucking world!" "You know what I miss most of all?" "No." "Workmates." "And I miss you." "I miss you." "I miss us." "Yes." "Okay, let's move." "What did you say?" "I said "let's move"." "Can you handle that?" "Of course we will." "What about Boston?" "I'll talk to him." "We'll visit him on weekends, or something." "Maybe we can go to IKEA." "Or Ullevi Stadium." "Are you up?" "Hi, darling." "I thought you were sleeping." "Hey, you." "We were going to sing to you!" "We've got a cake and everything." "Open it." "There was supposed to be a ribbon." "Oh, thank you!" "Are they the right ones?" "Thank you so much!" "Dad?" "Hi there." "What are you doing?" "Just looking at old clippings." "Here." "Remember this one?" "Yeah." "You were Man of the Match." "Old Ullevi Stadium." "Remember how many goals I scored?" "Two?" "Three." "Dad..." "Then we took Mom to dinner." "You made such a fuss about going to Liseberg that your mother cried." "Dad." "Take it." "Don't you want it?" "No, you should have it." "Were you going to say something?" "Shall we go shopping?" "Yes, let's do that." "Who was that guy...?" "Is that him?" "Yeah, "The Butcher"." "Where are you?" "Is that you?" "That?" "No...there!" "There, that's you." "Can't you tell?" "Hello." "Are you okay?" "It's fine." "Go in, I'll be in soon." "Hi, Mom." "Hi, honey." "Go in." "I'll be there shortly." "Hello." "Hi." "Any special reason you're here?" "We're deporting these guys." "What are you doing?" "Back off." "Wait!" "Back off!" "He'll fix it!" "It's like this..." "He's a footballer." "I'm the team captain." "He plays in our team." "He's a registered player." "What'll happen now?" "." "Please listen." "Where are you taking them?" "You can't just go" "Where are you going?" "I'll see what I can do to help." "You'll have to find another goalie." "Do you know him?" "Yes, we do." "Good, then give me 4 large." "Excuse me?" "Or I'll take him to the cops." "3000 for the trip and 1000 for the mess in the back." "We don't have cash." "Then the cops it is." "Wait!" "Wait, wait." "Wait a minute." "Let me see what I can do." "Did he puke on my shoes?" "Are you thick?" "I said 4000." "Come on." "You can take a little less." "I don't haggle over vomit." "Here!" "Take it." "What was he doing in Gothenburg?" "Let's deal with it." "Who's in goal?" "Not too hard!" "Crouch down a bit more, Planket." "Keep a lower stance." "Okay, here we go." "Never mind that, Kent!" "Kent here." "Peter!" "The water has broken." "Lisa's giving birth!" "Captain." "You can't play with less than 9." "We can't start." "We're one guy short." "Come on." "No." "Unfortunately, the rules are clear on this." "What?" "This is our last chance." "We have to win today." "No discussion." "It's a walkover." "Okay, listen a second." "Hold on!" "At least listen when I'm talking." "It's over." "Fucking hell!" "Fucking asshole referee!" "Fuck!" "Shit, Anders, we're up shit creek." "We have to win the last one." "They didn't have residency status." "That you go the hell back to Liverpool or wherever you're from." "I've listened to this shit all my life." "Do you know..." "Hi." "I'm Anna." "I'm an alcoholic." "Hi, Anna." "Hi." "I'm Billy." "I'm an alcoholic." "Hi, Billy." "Hi." "I'm Sven." "I'm an alcoholic." "Hi, Sven." "I'll put these over here." "Third shelf." "Okay, I'm going now." "Okay." "Sure." "Bye." "Bye." "Åsa got a job in Gothenburg." "With ICA at the head office." "So we're moving next week." "Did you hear me?" "I've talked with the people at Björkhagen." "They have a room." "They have really nice rooms." "They've got good food and people to take care of you." "Do you understand?" "And there are others there..." "It'll be good, Dad." "And we'll come visit you." "As soon as we can, as much as we can." "Dad?" "Don't you have anything to say?" "What should I say?" "Good luck." "Damn it, Dad." "This is the first..." "I said good luck." "Good." "You won't be seeing me any more." "No." "But we have a present for you." "How nice." "It's an invite to the party." "The team is 100 years old." "It'll be quite a party." "Thank you." "Thank you, too." "Thanks so much." "You're welcome." " Tag." "Tack." "Tack, tag..." "Put the chairs up there." "Leave space for the tables." "Take the tables first." "Yes, hi." "I'm Anders Nordberg and I'm calling from Stenfors." "We talked about a few things and I'm wondering if it's allowed..." "If it's okay to have the women play for the men's team?" "But I guess it isn't...?" "Oh, is it?" "Yes, right." "As long as they play for the same club." "Okay." "Okay good, then it's okay." "Thanks." "Bye." "Shit." "I haven't worked this hard in years." "Want to go get something to eat?" "Hey, would you do whatever it takes to win tomorrow?" "." "You want me to take someone out?" "I can foul as much as you want." "No." "I mean, how important is it to win tomorrow?" "." "They'll shut us down and we'll play bingo with Peter's mom for the rest of our lives." "Nah, I'd rather shut myself down." "No?" "What do you mean, no?" "Why should we help you?" "What, you get to play..." "With the men." "Exactly." "You're hopeless, Anders." "Oh, come on." "Annika!" "Wait a second." "Okay." "We'll do it." "Great!" "But only if we have equal training sessions next season." "Okay." "And one more thing." "You guys wash our kit." "Come on!" "Why don't you play, then?" "That went well." "I haven't..." "Give my regards to the lads." "I will." "They're really going to..." "Hi." " Welcome." " Hello." "Am I out?" "No, you're not." "Splendid." "Where are we changing?" "Branko will be so pissed off." "Relax and we'll work this out." "For the last supper, Jesus washed the feet of his disciples." "They were dirty after what preceded the meal." "They had been devoting themselves to games and playing." "Jesus knew that his time was come and that's why he could focus." "Through games and playing we get closer to each other." "Jesus knew this, and that's why he invited the disciples to a game." "Almighty God our Father, bless this ball which will release us and bring us victory." "Give us strength and courage to play at our very best." "Father, allow this ball to find its way into the goal of our opponents." "Amen." "Amen." "Brilliant, boys." "For the last time!" "No!" "New things are happening." "We need help." "Nothing dodgy." "No no, listen." "We want you to help us." "We're one geezer short." "One geezer?" "Yeah." "Will you play?" "Not as referee." "No." "As a player." "If you play today you'll never need to referee again." "Okay, buddy." "Player, not referee." "Cool!" "Okay, guys." "Let's do this for Ali and Alban." "It smells like a brewery in there!" "Okay folks." "If we win, the town will treat us to a trip." "Where to?" "That will be decided later." "You're making me nervous." "I've had the squits all day." "Come on, guys, let's do it!" "Oi, that's a foul!" "No." "Are you blind?" "Cut the crap." "That idiot in midfield..." "The referee is blind!" "That was a free kick!" "Fucking A!" "Well played, Planket." "Red card!" "My mom could referee better than you!" "He was kidding!" "You take the free kick." "I'll take it." "Come on, girls!" "Go on, Annika!" "Good, go on." "Pass it!" "What a day." "Hi." "Hello, Monika." "I'm glad you could make it." "This is Sara." "There's food over there." "Hello." "Here, for you." "Hi." "Thanks." "It's cool, isn't it?" "Yeah, classy." "I just wanted to say that you were really hot." "Out on the pitch, I mean." "Thanks." "Do you fancy a dance?" "Sure." "Did you hear that Duncan is going to coach next season too?" "Yeah, I heard." "Maybe we can come watch a game." "Now and again." "I think that sounds great." "Hey." "Let's go home and pack." "Yeah." "Come on." "Where is Duncan" "He's on his way." "He's on his way." "The boat is leaving." "Who's the kid?" "I'll let him tell you." "It's Ian bloody Rush!"