"NARRATOR:" ""Not too many holidays are celebrated nation-wide in Russia... namely - any win for Russia soccer national team and New Year."" ""Since the latter happens much more often, it will be our main theme."" ""It just so happened" " Russia stretches across the globe with 9 time zones, while the salad gets devoured in Vladivostok, it is only cut somewhere in Kaliningrad."" ""Our story begins here in Kaliningrad - most Westward city, city Santa comes to last."" " Oreshkin, where the heck are you ?" " Need a hand with that ?" " Get lost!" "I need a hand over here." "Fine." "Murom" "Moskva" "Arkhangelsk" "Kaluga" "Ashgabat" "Yusuf, Ashgabat is not a Russian city" "My daughter lives there, growing up so fast." "We are playing Cities, your city starts with "N"" "Novosibirsk" "Kineshma!" "What ?" "You're a "Kineshma" !" "My dad has been there" "How could he be there when you said he was in Ufa earlier." "Not in Ufa, he was in Finland." "Finland !" "?" "He was in Yakutsk!" "My stepdad sent me some chocolate covered pineapples." "Why didn't you say something ?" " Bring them here!" " OK, one second." "Look, look it's in the newspaper!" "Russian president visited cities on the Volga River." "And payed special attention to the city of Kineshma." "Let me see that." " Let me look" " Go away!" "The president went to Sochi to meet with the mayor on December 27." "And then it goes" " Ufa, Yakutsk, Finland." "The president then went to Finland on December 30." "What can this mean ?" "She made it all up." "She took everything from the newspaper." "She looked at where the President went and told us that her dad was there." " And we all felt for it." " How could she have done that ?" "That is my father." "Huh ?" "!" "I just could not talk about it." "Fine, then have your daddy say something to you during his New Years speech" "Something like: "Hey, Varya!"" "He cannot say that on TV." "Well... then have him say..." ""Santa helps those who help themselves!"" "Or else no one will ever talk to you." "Nobody... ever!" " Ok." "He will say it." " Sure, we will see." "NARRATOR:" ""Vova had no idea how to help poor Varya." "It is impossible to change President's New Years speech."" ""And at the same time on the other coast, a man that could have helped Vova," "was getting out the sauna in a sunny city of Yakutsk."" "Hey Boris, aren't you scared that your Olga" " would leave you for someone else ?" " why would she ?" "Well, she can't celebrate New Year with you." "Go figure." "NARRATOR:" ""It has been 6 months since Boris has been to Saint-Petersburg where his girlfriend lives."" "Hey, Olga ?" "Hey." "You could not imagine what happened earlier today" "Yesterday the President visited Ufa, and our current timesheets immediately!" "Immediately!" "Jumped up by 15... 15 per cent." "But that's not the main thing." "The main thing is that now I..." "I will not return on April 20th." "But will arrive on 4th of March." "Olga, we've been through this a thousand times." "I'm not doing it for me." "It's all for us." "Celebrate this one without me, and I will be back soon." " Everything will be what ?" " Everything will be ve-ry good." "I deposited money into your account, buy yourself something" "Something really nice." "By the way, are you celebrating alone ?" "No." "But don't worry, I have somebody to celebrate with." "What do you mean ?" "Olga, I didn't get that." "Olga, are you seeing someone ?" "I'm sorry Boris, I think the battery is about to die." "Olga!" "Her battery is not dead." "Olga" "OK" "Hey-hey, accountants!" "Hey!" "where are you going?" "What do want ?" "Want to come with us ?" "Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!" " Hey..." "I need to go..." " To the airport ?" "Yes." "NARRATOR:" ""Boris was hoping that Olga still is waiting for and loves him."" ""But the taxi cab driver Pavel, from Krasnoyarsk... ..was pretty hopeless."" "See for yourself..." "We have all these snow-maidens." "But not enough Santa's." "I can give my gifts to a couple" "But I don't have gifts for the rest." "I have my own snow-maiden." "Hold on." "That's Vera Brezhneva" "Give me a break" "I had the same thing when I was a kid" "I was in love with Mila Jovovic" "C'mon, are you serious ?" "Just how do you see her with you ?" "Driving down the road, right ?" "And she is standing on the side of the road ?" "Get me to club Nirvana, chief ?" "I'm late for my show." "Tough case." "Miracles never happen." "Hey chief, club Nirvana - fast" "Can you do that ?" "Great!" "NARRATOR:" ""Seems like Pavel finally caught the Lady Luck for all his troubles."" ""Meanwhile in Yekaterinburg," "Police captain Sinitsyn, Pavel's uncle apprehended someone else."" ""For something else."" " Hey Ravill." "I let the boys off to go get food." "They will book him when they come back." "All due respect Why do you put an innocent man" "Behind the bars on New Year's Eve ?" "New Year's Eve is just another day" "You robbed the jeweler on my beat on New Year's Eve." "Say cap, they won't promote you for this anyway ?" "I'm not guilty, you know." "You don't even have any evidence." " Sales clerk pointed right at you." " I was getting a gift for my friends." "Your friends are eating dead meat in the ditch." "So why didn't you buy it ?" "Uh ?" "!" " What with ?" " Then why did you go there ?" "Just checking price." "So was the price right ?" "Let's go." "The price was right." "I would make enough and buy it later." "I am looking for a job right now." " You don't believe me, do you ?" " It's raining." "Can you hear it ?" "No." "You can't ?" "That's because it's not really raining." "And you know why ?" "That's jail missing you and crying." "Not funny." "But it's true." "Zaytsev." "You are a thief," "Your face says it all." "And what is the right place for a thief ?" "I didn't take that necklace." "Beautiful." "NARRATOR:" ""Not only Zaytsev was caught that night." "Yulia's fiance was caught at work by his enormous love for work."" ""While Yulia decided to buy his favorite champagne."" " I'm sorry" " Happy New Years" "OK, see you at 10." "OK, bye." "NARRATOR:" ""Dear girls, no need to despair if you meet a fake fiance." "Because only a real man can change your life."" " Varya, I know what we need to do." " So do I." "I'm leaving." " No, for President to say it" " But he won't!" "There is a theory of six handshakes." "Each person knows another person through six people." "Look." "This is you." "This is the President." "You know someone." "He knows someone else." "He knows someone, and he knows someone." "And eventually it will reach the President." "Get it ?" "You don't believe me ?" "Fine." "NARRATOR:" ""Vova started to look for the first handshake." "There was no time to think and Vova decided to go with just luck." "The first handshake was Misha." "An orphan, who temporarily resides in Cuba."" "Hey, Misha, are you there ?" "Did you think that I was a bear or something ?" "Not really, I thought you were so... stylish since you drive a Bentley." "But you are just so funny." "Yeah, I moved to Cuba later, all the glamour, expensive cars, business, parties in Saint-Tropez with celebrities," "I am so sick of all of that!" "I want to get far away and have some privacy." "Don't tell anyone I know Russian rappers." "It's a shame to admit I know them." "I know what you mean." "I asked my parents to send me to Switzerland." "It's so peaceful here." "It was." "Until I made it there!" "We don't have those over here." "It would be great if you came to see me here." "Seriously ?" "Oh, hey, excuse me, my phone is ringing." "Sure" "Its work related." "Give me a second." "NARRATTOR:" ""Misha became the first link in the six handshake chain."" "You have to help me." "It's very important!" "My friend has told everyone that her father is the President." "And that he will say Hi to her during his New Years speech." "In form of a message," "But she really just does not have a father." "That's why we need to ask the President to say the words." "Ask the President ?" " Yes the President" " OK, he will say it, no problem." "Hang up the phone, it's long distance." "Bye." "Hey, hold on." "Write down the line." "The line for President's speech ?" "OK." "'Santa helps those who help themselves'" "It's a deal." "All right, bye." "Thanks." "Or else we will not do business with you." "Get that to them." "Yes." "Down the chain links." "We all believe in you." "Good luck." "Boom!" "Oreshkin, you're a fool." " What ?" " It won't happen." "The chain is started." "I just called a very serious man." "And what does that change ?" "Why don't you get it ?" "It's a system!" "It will make it to the President." "To the President ?" "Yeah, my people in the government are having some issues, I need to help them out." "Misha, let's make a deal." "We will not lie to each other no matter what." "OK" "OK, from not we only tell the truth." "Nothing but the truth." "Listen, I have to go, my students are here." " Promise me that you will call me." " I promise." "NARRATOR:" ""Cuba turned out to be a dorm room in Kazan college."" "New Year is around the corner and we have a bungalow in the middle of the room." "We don't live on the beach, what's up with that ?" "Because of you guys I had to make a promise," "A promise I can't fulfill." "Because of us !" "?" "Because of you we can't be in our own dorm." "So your Swiss girl won't figure you out." "Tell her the truth and if she dumps you - she dumps you." " Of course she will." " Guys, help me out one last time" "Help me show her that I'm surfing." "Surfing ?" "What, right here ?" "You've lost your mind..." "You don't have a choice." "You'll have to tell her the truth." "Happy New Year, neighbor." "No, thanks." "Don't worry I have more." "Due to our policy, you can't drink alcohol on our flights, except for those we offer." "When you are angry, you are so sexy" "Fine, but be quiet!" "Thanks, beautiful" "Hey, that was smooth." "It's all from acting." " Happy New Year ?" " Happy New Year." "Why Saint-Petersburg ?" "Doing shows ?" "Yeah." "For my girlfriend." "What about you ?" "Yeah, me too." "I have a show too." "You did her wrong ?" "What ?" "It happens." "What happens ?" "!" "I did nothing wrong." "I'm working like a clock." "Making sure she has all she wants." "Nice car, nice house, nice earrings..." " Ferrari." " Yeah." "And then her battery goes dead." " Attention..." " What ?" "Attention is what they need." "Or else..." "Hey darling?" "Listen, I'm running late you should go out with your girlfriends." "And don't talk to me for the next 30 years while I'm working." " And then everything will be ve-ry good." " Oh c'mon." "Oh. don't start with that." "The only thing our girls need is for us to be there." "If it's not you, it will be someone else." "Hey, Lyuba!" "Hey dad!" "You know what ?" " What, son ?" " That Bavly is in a different time zone." "It is 2 hours behind." "We could celebrate here and then jet to Bavly, and celebrate it again there." "That's great!" "Petya, help with the bags." "Get a move on." "Get the bags in." "Petya, what are you doing here ?" "Look," "Bavly is in a different time zone." "They are 2 hours behind." "So we could celebrate here, and then go to Bavly." " And do it again over there." " That's nice." "Would you go get fruit punch?" "Sure." "Yulia, don't be sad." "You'll find another fiance." "I don't need anyone, I won't be getting married, honestly." "We will give flowers to one another then ?" "Great." "Here is the punch." "Toma!" "Toma." "You almost fell!" "I was only setting flowers in the vase!" "What vase ?" "Toma, you've lost your mind." "It's heavy and dangerous, let me handle it." "Toma, you are so lucky," "He is so affectionate that he carries you around." "Gets the vase and even fills it." "Oh, the public signs of affection..." "Yulia, make a New Year's wish and," "Someone will carry you around." "Petya, leave the flowers here." "Yes, right there." "Last New Year's Eve I made a wish," "For Petya to quit drinking." "And he did." "Here is what you need to do." "The President is about to finish his speech," "The clock tower starts striking," "At the first clock strike, you write down you wish," "Burn it and drop the ashes into your champagne glass." "Then you take the last sip at the last clock strike," "He isn't going to start drinking." "If you do it right your wish will come true." "Petya has Venus stock in fifth planet" "Look, Yulia I made your personal horoscope." "It doesn't look bad at all." "Your wheel of fortune is going to planet seven." "And once it gets there," "You will get a husband, kids, and a family." "Full harmony." " Yes, that's nice." " I think it's nonsense." "I'm not really superstitious." "In 8 years all planets will line up just right." " How old are you now ?" " 35" "So you will be 43." "43 ?" "You must fight your destiny." "I agree." "When planets line up, then fight." "Hey girl." "Oh, c'mon." "Who needs men these days ?" "It's ok, only 8 years." "You keep talking about 8 years..." "What's wrong with you ?" "Whom did I make all this for ?" "So she doesn't live a lie, 8 years, 8 years, she isn't serving them in jail!" " It's astrology..." " What's astrology?" " The science is 10 thousand years old..." " Quit making these things up." "So what do you suggest ?" "Who me?" "Write down your wish on a small sheet of paper." " I'm begging you Toma." " Toma." "Let me put the flowers on the table?" "Petya, go away!" "NARRATOR:" ""While in Ufa girlfriends were arguing what was better - burning paper or use astrology, somewhere in Perm, two young men decided to find out" "Who is cooler " "A mountain skier or a snowboarder." "What's wrong ?" "It's a perfect slope." "Let's go." "Fine." "Or are you chicken ?" "Let's go!" "On your count." "3, 2, 1." " What's with you ?" " You're counting wrong." "Count to 5." "Sure, make it 5." "Yes." "NARRATOR:" ""Kolya was the second link in the six handshakes link."" "Hey Kolya, this is Misha from Kazan." "There is this thing over here, it's really important," "This one little girl," "Dug herself in lies and can't get out that lie pile." "Remember you said that, you skied the same trek with the President in Sochi." "I remember." "Could you ask him to change his speech and" " Add a couple of words?" " Listen," "I lost the President's phone number," "My SIM card broke." "But I have Vera Brezhneva's phone number." "She's famous and has connections." "I know she could help." "Thanks." "I'll text you those lines." "Just in case." "Who called ?" "Santa Clause, let's go." "What do you think Santa is ?" "A skier or a snowboarder ?" "He's a snowboarder." "Nope, he has a cane, that's like a ski stick." "Or it may be a staff." "Just imagine Santa riding the snowboard like it's a piece of carton." "Exactly, it's easier to ride carton than your board." "What is easier is going out to the beach during winter." " Your snowboard is..." " Be quiet!" " It's a real piece..." "Let's go!" "On count of 5" "One" "Two" "Five!" "I'm first!" "You will be the first for your girlfriend." "But you are second this time." "Good grief," "These creeps ruined it again," "This time the mailbox..." "What have you done ?" "You... killed..." "Mrs. Manya ?" "What are we going to do ?" "I've seen this in pictures." "You need to hold her nose then you need to kiss her, and she will become conscious." "Are there other options ?" "OK, let's put skis on her feet, and make it look like an accident." "Do you think anyone will believe that a grandma decided to ski a staircase?" "Yeah well." "A grandma would go with a snowboard." "That's just hysterical." "We could call an ambulance." "Yes!" "You should have said that earlier." "Idiot." "Chief!" "Hey, chief!" " Santa and the snow Maiden ?" " Yeah" "They robbed two stores just today." "Enough with the cleaning." "Happy New Year!" "I don't get it." "Well." "What do we have here ?" " Let's see." " Who called us?" "Krayevaya, we've got a patient." "Unconscious, about 70 years old." "Has a pulse, but an eye is missing." "Come again ?" " What ?" " I meant she's missing an eye prosthesis." "How will she watch TV now ?" "You killed a grandma, and I will save a little girl." "And do you know why ?" "Because snowboarders are better!" "Listen, what hospital did they take her ?" "To Kreyevaya Hospital I think" "On Pushkin street." "Car has broken down, Vera, it's -30c outside." "Calm down." "Candy ?" "Fedya, there was only one concert in our agreement," "There wasn't anything about a club." "We were supposed to leave today." "Young man, to the airport, please." "Hey, calm down." "Go to the club, everything is fine." "What kind of a funny joke is this ?" " OK, OK" " It's not OK." "I am not a toy." " You are so cranky." " Fedya, get your hands off of me." " Little cranky star." " Stop it." "What's going on ?" "Why aren't we moving ?" "Alternator." " So what are we going to do ?" " It needs a push." "It will start with a push." "Hey!" "Where are you taking me ?" "Stop the car right now." " Hello!" " Fedya, he kidnapped me." "Sunny..." "Is he harassing you ?" "I don't think so." "Hey." "I don't get it, where is he going ?" "How should I know ?" "Where are we going ?" " To the airport." " The airport ?" "Who made that decision ?" "Who made that decision ?" "Pavel Bondarev" "Pavel Bodarev..." "And just who is this Pavel Bondarev ?" "Hey, who is that ?" "It's me." "It's me." "Wait a minute, what's that supposed to mean ?" "What are you doing, young man ?" "You wanted to go to the airport." "And why are talking to me like we know each other ?" "We just have met." "I see you every day." "Hello!" "Hey, what did he say ?" "Talk to him yourself." "It's for you." "Hello." "Bondarev, you know we are late to the club because of you." "But you two agreed only for one concert." "What does it matter to you ?" "If you won't come back in one minute..." "Call dropped." "OK, Mr. Bondarev, that was funny." "Turn around." "(singing) "I see the password," "I see the checkpoint," "I believe only love will save the world." "I see the password"" " I see the checkpoint." " You are singing it wrong." ""I know the password," "I see the checkpoint" "I believe that only love will save the world."" "It's like..." "like going through puberty all over again." "Saw her picture online and fell in love." "Just from one picture." "Fell for her with goose bumps." "Seriously, I waited for her all my life." "Well..." "We were together for three days, I swear I never had anything like this before." "Makes sense ?" "I'm going to pop the question." ""Will you marry me ?"" "She teaches English." " Really ?" " Yes" "So does my girlfriend." " Zhenya" " Kolya" "Where does she teach ?" "At a private school." "It's on an island." "On Basel's Island ?" "Yeah." "How do you know ?" "Well..." "What's her name ?" "I even wrote her a song." ""Who are you little Olga, the teacher?" "I really love your pictures." "One where you're in a white bra," "Standing next to a tanned bro."" "What do you think ?" "Impressive ?" "Is she single ?" "There was some guy." "Indecisive." "You know, a century together, but never married." "Let's buy a place to stay first." "Cars and a cabin." "He is on these important business trips constantly." "So she dumped him" "Did she ?" "She did." "There were some problems in bed too." "What problems ?" "His boot you know..." "It's not turning out." "Get it ?" "I have problems in bed, huh ?" "Try working 20 hours a day." "Fish or chicken ?" "What ?" "Fish or chicken ?" "Fish or chicken ?" "Aren't you worried that he might come back ?" "Who ?" "That guy, you know..." "Business busy guy." "No, I'm not." "Why not ?" "Because he is on... the business trip." "It's not Eltsin, it's Elkino" "It's a skiing base." "I was helping you while you were there." "When I'm there next time, I will give you a call myself." "NARRATOR:" ""Vera became the third link in the chain of six handshakes"" "Listen, we are both snowboarders" "We are supposed to help each other." "So there is this little girl," "But she is all alone." "And she told everyone that her dad is the President." "So now everyone is picking on her." "She can now only hope that the Russian President will say Hi to her in his New Years speech." "Fedya must know someone that could help." "Turn around." "And just whom does he know ?" "He could care less." "You see, he has connections." "So do I." "NARRATOR:" ""Unfortunately, all of Pavel's connections in form of captain Sinitsyn, were deprived of a cell phone and even uniform." "And now those belongings were walking down the streets of Yekaterinburg." "Excuse me, can I help you ?" "Yeah, where is your emergency exit ?" "Lesha ?" "Hey, Alina." "Hey." "Wow, I wasn't expecting you." "Yeah, me neither." "You just disappeared for 5 years." "Alina, listen, I..." "I just..." "You know, I left for military." "Straight to the war front." "I couldn't call you, didn't want to upset you." "It's OK." "You became a policeman." "Yeah, you see..." "I am a captain now." " Yes." " But everyone thought otherwise." "Telephone." "It's the department, they just can't do anything without me." "Go ahead, take it." "It may be important." "Yeah, I should." "Hello." "NARRATOR:" ""Zaytsev without knowing it, became the fourth link in the chain."" "Hey, Mr. Sinitsyn, Happy New Year!" "Pavel, is that you ?" "Hey." "One little girl, played a wrong card." "And they are telling her that miracles never happen." "Who ?" "Who is she ?" "And she is in trouble." "You need to relay to the President a phrase," "To add to his New Year's speech." " Wait." " Santa helps those who help themselves." " Did you get that ?" " Who needs to say that again ?" "The President." "Oh, the President ?" "Yes, of course." " Will you get that to him ?" " Of course I will." "Right there in our department." " We have a direct link to the Kremlin." " We just need to be fast." "Of course." "I'll be back in about 2 hours, I'll give you a call." " You will call him yourself ?" " Of course I will." "Everyone of us could do that." "Mr. Sinitsyn, you are so... your voice is a little weird." "I'm just tired." "OK, bye." "I've got to run." "Vera, where you going ?" "Stop!" "Fedya, will help you with the girl." "Sorry, Pavel." "I already called, Sinitsyn has got under control." " Everything is smooth." " Who is Sinitsyn ?" "Police captain, soon to be a major, he knows a lot of people." "He has a straight phone line to Kremlin." "Vera, I bought the champagne!" "Are you interested in anything particular ?" "Excuse me mam, excuse me, I have a matter." "Particularly." "Let's go out celebrate New Year's together." "It will be nice." "Or are you seeing someone ?" "Lesha, I'm kind of at work." "So am I." "There was a tip, you will get robbed." "Easy." " Nothing is going on." " OK." "What's over there ?" "Service room." "Open it." "Open up!" "Why are you so uptight ?" "Lesha." "Help out a policeman." "Are there going to be more questions ?" "Everybody down!" "Move, move!" "The money, right here!" "Come in!" "Now!" "Move, fast!" " Call the police." " No, I am the police." "That way, go, go!" "C'mon." "The money I said." "Where are you going ?" "I'll shoot!" "You think I won't ?" "!" "Who's in there ?" " It's a cop" " Happy New Year." "Get down!" "Get down!" "On the floor!" "Move it!" " Down!" " Don't shoot." "Everything is OK, don't panic." "You wanted free money, it didn't work, did it ?" "Easy, calm down, I'm the police." "Police." "Face on the floor, I said." "You little creep." "Listen to me!" "Listen!" "I'll explain everything." "You little creep!" " What's wrong with you, woman ?" " Hands up, thug!" "What ?" "I'm a thug ?" "!" "What's wrong with you grandma ?" "Your face says it all, you gangster!" "What are you waiting for ?" "Wrap him up!" "This is the thief, the robber." "Robbers got away." "Santa and the snow maiden." "And he saved us from them." "Why did you engage them by yourself ?" "You could have died." "Your boyfriend is a hero." "I know." "Hero, huh ?" "OK, then, hero." "What ?" "Take me to the department and book me." "Hero." "C'mon" "Yeah, yeah." "Let him go." "Grab the hat, it's counted for." "Thank you." "What ?" "I will return." " Is that it ?" " It is." "Your girlfriend ?" "We haven't seen each other in 5 years." "I'm an idiot." "OK." "Let's go, hero." "To jail ?" "You need to change." "Our flight has landed in Tolmachevo airport." "of Novosibirsk." "Temperature outside is -20c." "Say that again." "Let's go kill ourselves slowly." "Let's." "Hello, Olga?" "Hey." "Listen, hey," "I can't make it." "We're going to mayor's house." "It's big money, I couldn't turn it down." "Yes, sorry." "I'm just kidding, I'm changing flights." "I wrote you a new song, listen" ""Who are you Olga, the teacher ?" "I really love your pictures"" "Hey, bud ?" "I'm not your bud." "Olga, I'll call you back." " Are you kidding me ?" " You aren't going anywhere." "Open up, what the hell ?" "That's it, you are staying here." "What did you have in your cigarette ?" "That was my Olga." "That's my Olga." "And I'm that business busy guy." "It's me." "You know with the boot." "It was just a joke." " What ?" " Open the door." "We've spent 5 years together!" "Five!" "And I won't let some internet dork ruined everything." "She is going to be with me." "Everything will be ve-ry good." "She doesn't need you, moron." " Not you, not your earrings." " I can't hear you." "You just locked me up, is that it ?" "Even if I don't fly today." "I will tomorrow." "She will still be with me." "She's in love with me." "You hear that ?" "Business busy guy." "Hey, Olga ?" "NARRATOR:" ""Boris became the fifth link in the handshake chain."" "Hey, brother." "Happy holidays to you." "Lesha ?" "Hey." "Listen, Boris, I need your help." "One little girl... from an orphanage, you know" "Told everyone, that her dad is the President." "So now we need to tell the President to say," ""Santa helps those who help themselves"" "I wish someone could help me." "What is it ?" "My Olga is dating another man." " How long ?" " Long enough." "I haven't seen her for six months, only six months." "And so I called her..." "Did you catch her cheating ?" "No, I kind of figured it." "But these are just small things, Lesha." "Boris, it's never too late to change everything." "It won't happen." "It will, Boris, it happened for me today." "I got into a major mess, but it happened." "Don't be scared, got it ?" "NARRATOR:" ""In the meantime, New Year was getting closer to Ufa." "Exactly where Yuliya was going to make her wish."" "Writing it, burning it." "Putting ashes in the glass, drinking." "Correct." "Writing then burning." "Happy New Year!" "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "Six!" "Seven!" "Eight!" "NARRATOR:" ""As soon as the wish was made," "Roma called."" "Hello, Roma ?" "NARRATOR:" ""Though Yulia but, it wasn't Roma." "It was Boris." "Her co-worker from a branch in Yakutsk."" "Did the President come for a visit today ?" " Eleven" " President ?" "He did, what happened ?" "NARRATOR:" ""And here is what happened - two hours before New Year, six handshake chain has almost reached," "The President." "Boris called a good person" "But at a bad time."" "I understand, Boris." "You just ruined my life." "We will celebrate New Year here, and then go to Bavly," "And celebrate it again there." "It's great!" "Two times!" "Yulia!" "Yulia." " Yulia, where are you going ?" " Yulia!" "Yulia!" "Where do you think you are going ?" "Where are you going ?" " Going far ?" " Care to explain ?" "Yulia." "Did we offend you ?" "We're so sorry." "Yulia, we all apologize." "Petya, the drinks are good." " What ?" "Where ?" " Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Let's try something else." "What are crazy ?" "!" "Diving under my wheels." " I'm going to Bavly." " Where ?" "Thousand rubles." "Two thousand, three..." "How much do you need ?" "Ten ?" "I'm not a cab driver, I'm a fireman." "I have a fire." "It's all burning down." "My life is burning down." "It's already New Year in half of the country." "What if he didn't get it ?" "I don't know, I think he did get it." "Did he record his speech already ?" "Technically, he could record a speech for each region." "Varya." "We are the most Westward city." "He has a whole hour to record it." "It takes 5 minutes." "It's a small world." "I'm not giving up on her." "You don't think it's too late ?" "It's never too late." "Main thing is to drink it before last strike." " And just because of this..." " My Venus is closing in the 12th planet." "I don't know about your Venus, but you are crazy." "I should have taken you to a circus." "Just get me to Bavly, and after that to the circus, to the opera, and so on" "I'm not taking you anywhere." "I'm turning around." "It's New Year, a holiday, and I'm stuck here with you." " Someone might be waiting for me at home." " Oh really ?" "Then stop." "I'll get out and walk." "And you can go wherever they are waiting for you." "Get out." "You need to find a good man." "And not chase some BS-trology." "Hello, happy New Year." "NARRATOR:" ""Yusuf was a handyman at the orphanage."" "Yes, I want to send money home." "Enter recipient's account number." "NARRATOR:" ""And sends all his earning back home to Ashgabat."" "Enter desired amount." "NARRATOR:" ""Or at least most of it."" "Can I keep 299 rubles ?" "Thank you." " Your order" " Happy New Year, girl." "Same to you." "NARRATOR:" ""And once a year had his own little holiday." "But this time..." "Destiny had a surprise for him."" "I'm sorry please, change it, please." "Why go that far to look ?" "Maybe it will be easier to look around." "Look right, look left." "I looked." "There aren't any." "Aren't any good ones." "Igor, happy New Year." "It's Yulia." "Remember you came to our factory yesterday ?" "NARRATOR:" ""Yulia called Igor." "Who was employed at the Cabinet of the President."" "Here's the deal." "One little girl." "She's really unlucky." "But she keeps fighting." "And almost reached the President." "NARRATOR:" ""This call could have been decisive in the handshake chain," "If it wasn't for Yusuf."" "I understand, but I'm not Igor." "Wait, where is Igor ?" " Immigrants." " Let's go." "Let's go." "Your food, brother." "Brother, where are you ?" "Good thing I grabbed a scarf." "Be quiet, alcoholic." "You scaring people away." "New Year is almost here." "What do you have ?" "Hello." "Did anyone check a grandma in ?" "Mrs. Manya" "About 70 years old." "she's was here." "How is she ?" "You should take a seat." "Your grandma is no longer with us." "Is she dead ?" "Well that depends, her..." "Arms and legs are OK, but..." "Basically, I sent her to a psychiatrist." "Why ?" "You know, well she is... telling everyone that she was hit on a staircase, by a skier." "Glitches." "Seems like she fell hard." "Hey, guys." "Who are you to her ?" "Us ?" "Nobody" "OK, start posing." "Ready ?" "Let's go. 5, 4..." "Here we go." "Did you get her ?" "I wanted to get a surfing board." "3,2,1." "Calling!" " Hey, wave tamer!" " Hey Lena." " Glad to see you." " Me too." "We have an 8 point hurricane, great weather for surfing." "Misha, maybe you should not go." "It's dangerous." "I can't hear anything." "Misha!" "Buenos, senorita." "Misha!" "Misha!" "Misha!" "Lena, how was it ?" "Could she see me ?" "That was great!" "Happy New Year." "Misha, give me back my board." "Lena!" "Lena!" "There is no Cuba, I'm just a college student." "I was just scared that you would stop talking to me." "Lena, I know that we will never meet each other, but you should know something." "Lena" "Misha, wait." "Don't leave, please." "Tell me where I can find you." "Oops, I don't have a pen or any paper." "No blanks, tear a half." "Thank you so much." " Happy New Year." " It won't work." " Hello." " Hi." "Excuse me." "Four," "Five." "She's making a wish." "Nine!" "Ten!" "Eleven!" "Hooray!" " Happy New Year!" " Happy New Year." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry for rushing in." " Stay." " No, no, no, I can't" "I'll be going home." "And I am really sorry." "NARRATOR:" ""Yulia understood that she burned the wrong half." "And her wish was never made." "Everything was in vain."" "Hey Ibrahim!" "It's me, Yusuf." "I need to help one little girl." "She is in real trouble." "And in the Red Square," "He is on the Red Square." "NARRATOR:" ""Who would have thought that Yusuf, out of everyone, would have a man in Kremlin." "...those who help themselves." "Got the words ?" "!" "Are you insane ?" "He's out of my reach." "Sorry, Yusuf, it's snowing, I have to work." "Mr. Yusuf." "Who were you talking to ?" "I have a friend in Moscow, He sweeps snow at Kremlin." "Need him find the President, say a big Hello to a little girl." "I feel sorry for her, they are picking on her." "Little girl." "Varya ?" "Varya!" "How do you know that, little demon ?" "The chain has closed." "Did something happen ?" "What happened ?" "Thank you." "I let you down." "He didn't get it ?" "I should have known better!" "A snow sweeper ?" "!" "Really ?" "Why didn't you tell me anything ?" "I would have called the minister of education." "Six hands, six hands, huh ?" "No, I wouldn't have called, because it's all nonsense." "How did it go ?" "Well..." "I burned the wrong half." "I told you it wouldn't work." "What was on it ?" "An X-ray referral." "My partner twisted his leg." "So they sent him to get scanned." "What's so funny ?" "You know what ?" "Hey!" "Are you OK ?" "My leg." "It worked." "Is it true that your father is the President ?" "Everyone is so pretty." "Varya, let's go." "Take a seat." "Silence!" "Dear friends." "On this night, I have these unique minutes, when I can address each and every one of you." "Be quiet!" "Children, be quiet!" "Everything is fine." "Go away." "Varya, stop beating up boys." "Everyone go to the hall." "To the hall." "I didn't expect that from you." "To the hall." "Varya, I'm sorry." "I couldn't help you." "Wait, no, I am the one that's sorry." "Let's go." "We want for you to be happy." "May the dearest and closest friends, be near you." "Only moments left." "It's time to make wishes." "Let your most sacred wishes come true." "But, as they say it:" ""Santa helps those who help themselves."" "Happy New Year!" "What ?" "It worked." "Happy New Year, my dear!" "Happy New Year." "Familiar faces." " Did you find you snow maiden ?" " Champagne ?" "Happy New Year!" "Mrs. Manya, still, who is better ?" "Skier or a snowboarder ?" "I was dating one skier." "He was better by a long shot." "What ?" "Better than a snowboarder ?" "Better than my old man." "God, forgive me." "Hey, get over here." "Lena ?" "Misha ?" "Mountains." "Cubans." "Hey there." "Hey." "Congratulations." "Yulia." "Oh my god, what happened ?" "It's not too bad." "X-ray scan showed a twist." "What was her wish ?" "To be carried around." "Then, bring her in." "Come in." "Let's come in." "Olga." "You have to make a decision." "Either me or this guy." "We need to settle this right now." "Olga, it's your choice." "Yes, you need to choose." "Me or him ?" "Olga, I love you." " I love so much." " I love you too." "Boris, who is he ?" "And I'm still thinking," "How did he ever get the message ?"