"What if this was your house?" "Power's out." "Lights are dead." "Your little ones in their bunk bed down the hall." "Crying out" "Mommy!" "Daddy!" "Come quick!" "I'm scared!" "honey!" "Daddy's coming!" "You'll need a weapon." "But first." "You'll need a flashlight." "But you're in the dark!" "What are you gonna do?" "How are you gonna find it?" "I'll tell you how." "The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight! and we're gonna spend the next paid-programing block rocking your world." "ladies and gentlemen!" "America? you were working as a night guard at some dusty museum?" "two-time world heavyweight champ George Foreman." "I was just a regular Joe with a flashlight and a dream." "You mean a regular Larry. creator of such indispensable items as the Super Big Dog Bone!" "You like that one?" "The Unlosable Key Ring!" "that little chestnut!" "America!" "The Glow-in-the-Dark Flashlight!" "this is Daley Devices." "Can I help you?" "okay?" "That guy called again." "Again?" "Lar!" "Huge news!" "We got the Wal-Mart meeting." "No!" "When?" "Yeah." "Three days." "all right." "We got a lot of work to do." "did you just hear me say "Wal" and "Mart" together?" "it's huge." "So just take a second to be happy about it." "All right." "You're totally making fun of me." "okay?" "You got it." "10:00 a.m." "you know what?" "Cancel that pitch all right?" "I just want to focus on this." "Okay." "canceled!" "okay." "boss." "Hello!" "Excuse me!" "Unauthorized personnel!" "If it isn't our very own Mr. Success Story." "Come for one of your nostalgia tours?" "I haven't seen you for a few months." "I've been busy." "What's going on here?" "so they tell me." "version 2.0." "Welcome to The Museum of Natural History." "Where history comes to life!" "Step up." "Ask your question." "Then let the next little boy or girl have their turn." "where were you born?" "Right here in New York City." "On Twentieth Street." "October 27th." "The year of our Lord 1858." "learning." "one child at a time." "That's great." "So you're adding some new interactive exhibits?" "not adding." "Replacing the old exhibits." "Where are they going?" "Away. like this scrawny little monkey." "You should be careful." "He's a capuchin." "It's a monkey." "He's a rare breed." "He's a capuchin." "He's not just a monkey." "then." "I said "monkey"." "Why be specific?" "you don't need the Latin name." "Are you throwing him away or are you moving him?" "baby." "of course." "I'm in charge." "Me and the board." "Mainly the board." "why do you care?" "it's just that people love this stuff." "love "What's next?" "You should know that." "You left." "My situation changed." "My business took off if I was a night guard." "So where are these guys going?" "Deep storage." "Federal Archives." "D.C." "The Smithsonian." "There's got to be something that we can do." "It's done!" "They leave tomorrow morning." "It's over." "how you doing?" "How you doing with all this?" "You want what's in here?" "You think I got something for you?" "You think I got a little rope?" "huh?" "huh?" "lad!" "Teddy." "The Guardian of Brooklyn has returned!" "McPhee told me what's going on around here." "I had no idea." "Indeed." "since your last visit." "One would say that" "Just Cricket." "Bocephus!" "Little help over here!" "Hey." "fellas." "How you doing?" "lookee here. come back just in time to see us off!" "I don't even know how this happened." "real mystery how this happened." "Maybe the answer's on that magic buzzing box there in your hand!" "Gigantor!" "That's how it happened!" "Ain't no mystery!" "there's no one else here to speak on our behalf during business hours." "dum-dum." "guys!" "It's okay!" "all right?" "I got some pull now." "I'll handle this." "We're gonna be okay here." "We"?" "Did you hear that?" "You hear Daydream Johnny?" "There ain't been a "we" ever since you put us on the "pay no mind" list." "boy." "what's done is done." "Even the glory of Rome had to come to an end." "Would you please not look dramatically off into the middle distance when you say that?" "It makes me feel worse." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Where are you looking?" "Where are you looking?" "I'm over here." "Just a bit of wall." "maybe it won't be so bad." "you make a good point." "But this is the Smithsonian we're talking about here." "you don't know that." "Gigantor!" "They're shipping us out!" "I know you're trying to make us feel better. but it's never going to be the same." "in this place." "boy." "these are emotional times for all of us. and I don't want to see it squandered in self-pity." "So who will join me for one final stroll through these hallowed halls?" "Do you want to go for a walk?" "No." "I'm just gonna squander it in self-pity." "shall we?" "my love." "want some help there?" "all right?" "It's gonna be fine." "Lawrence." "Teddy?" "Lawrence." "and a few of the signature exhibits will be staying here for now." "Without the tablet? Ahkmenrah's tablet will be remaining here with him." "What?" "my friend." "I'm afraid this night is their last." "You didn't tell them." "Sometimes it's more noble to tell a small lie than deliver a painful truth." "Are you gonna be okay?" "I shall do my best." "And who knows?" "Sometimes the greatest change brings about even greater opportunity." "Lawrence." "You left this place and created quite a life for yourself." "I guess so." "my friend." "You're a captain of industry." "The world at your fingertips." "It seems to me you have everything you wanted." "I know. allow me to offer you one piece of advice." "is" "Hang on one sec." "I just gotta" "I got this Japanese deal." "I'm turning this off." "I'm sorry." "The key to happiness?" "Teddy." "So they're gone?" "There's nothing you can do?" "I tried everything." "but they shipped them out this morning." "Dad." "Yeah." "Ed from work's gonna come by." "I thought I told you." "We just have to go over a couple of little work things." "remember?" "That was when you had the coolest job in the world." "cool" doesn't pay for your Guitar God VI or whatever." "Hello?" "Gigantor!" "It's me." "Jedediah!" "Hold!" "Hold!" "Jed?" "Never surrender!" "what are you How did you dial the phone? boy!" "What's going on?" "Kahmunrah!" "Kahmunrah?" "Ahkmenrah's big brother!" "He's here!" "not a friendly!" "Never!" "not a friendly!" "Jed?" "I don't know how much longer we can fight them off!" "No!" "Jed?" "Are you okay?" "Jed." "Let go!" "No." "You let go of me!" "Help!" "Jed?" "What was that about?" "I don't know." "come on." "Gonna drop you off at your mom's." "Dad?" "I'm gonna go find out." "McPhee said the Federal Archives are in the Smithsonian." "Where exactly am I going?" "Dad." "The Smithsonian is actually 19 different museums. from the Capitol to the Lincoln Memorial." "They got everything there." "There's actually some really cool stuff." "please focus." "Which museum are the Archives in?" "under." "It looks like it runs underneath the entire Smithsonian." "So if Ahkmenrah's tablet is down there" "The biggest museum in the world is coming alive." "What is exactly is your plan here." "Dad?" "do you?" "highly thought-out plan." "I have no plan." "I'll call you when I'm in." "Here you go." "Thanks." "Welcome to the biggest museum in the world." "right?" "It's a trip." "huh?" "Pretty weird." "excuse me." "Could you tell me how to get to the Federal Archives?" "Of course." "Just be a historical document worthy of storing for all eternity." "I'm kidding." "He's not a document." "and they're a secure area." "thank you." "Ladies and gentlemen." "The museum will be closing in one hour." "Kahmunrah." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "I wasn't gonna touch it." "bro." "homey." "I wasn't." "You're not allowed to go over the sorry." "Put your hand on it and touch it." "'Cause I stand there and I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in and put her precious nail-polished nails all over the exhibits." "so we don't." "No?" "It's the United States of Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You." "okay?" "See what happens when you touch it!" "Brandon?" "It's "Brundon." Excuse me?" "Brundon"!" ""Brundon"?" "Brundon." "Brundon." "did they run out of U's on your nameplate maker?" "did they run out of jokes at the interesting-joke store that you shop at?" "but" "I'm not here to be your speech therapist." "It's "Brundon"!" "Brundon." Okay You never heard of the name before?" "Brundon"?" "No." "Look up most popular baby names in 1984. "Brundon." "Brundon?" "Princess Jasmine." "Am I?" "wow." "Lunabeam nine-volt." "Yeah." "huh?" "Lunabeam Nine." "Great." "but that's just me." "Do me a huge favor." "What? be nice to people." "Great." "But could I just ask you one thing? that's actually crazy." "Did you just make a decision to possibly end your life earlier than you were expecting?" "I'm gonna hit you with the flashlight." "Now you are threatening me." "Okay." "Do not touch it!" "Don't touch me." "Do not touch it!" "Do not touch it!" "Don't touch me!" "I'll touch you with my flashlight all day." "your flashlight is meant to illuminate. and we will drive across America with my flashlight on your chest." "Don't do that." "Don't do what?" "Want to see what happens when I do it one more time?" "Let's see what happens." "Watch you do nothing." "Let's watch you do nothing when I do this." "Brandon you do not know who you're dealing with." "huh?" "you don't know the meaning of the word." "I have seen things that you could not imagine." "Like what kind of stuff?" "I'm not gonna tell you. it sounded like you were gonna say something cool." "you don't get to hear it." "Drop the flashlight." "We cool?" "what you just did." "Thank you." "No hard feelings?" "All right?" "Sorry." "Okay." "It's my fault." "I shouldn't have and all right." "man." "Yeah!" "That guy's great." "I'm in." "Great." "Where are you?" "The northeast corridor of the Castle." "Just off the Commons." "I need you to talk me to the Archives." "Okay. and there should be a stairwell coming up on your left." "it's kind of a maze down there." "Those underground tunnels connect a bunch of different buildings." "we only got 28 minutes till sundown." "When you get down to B level." "You want to take another left" "Nick?" "Hello?" "Nick?" "Dad!" "Can you hear you're Nick!" "ID." "Brundon." "Hey." "Later." "Dude." "All right." "Yeah." "All right." "Where are you guys?" "my God." "You little troublemaker." "I'm gonna deal with you later." "no!" "perhaps." "who are you? I have come back to life!" "Perhaps you did not hear what I just said. but now I have come back to life!" "no." "I heard that." "I got that." "Welcome back." "Who are you?" "Larry Daley." "Daley Devices?" "Ahkmenrah." "Do you?" "Yeah." "He knows baby brother." "The favorite son." "good kid." "Isn't he just? and I do mean everything." "They even gave him the throne." "The throne which was rightfully mine!" "He never mentioned that." "I'll just bet he didn't." "because I have come back to just hand me the tablet." "Gigantor!" "Keep him away!" "please!" "Don't make me come in there!" "No!" "I won't be muzzled!" "that tablet is more powerful can possibly imagine." "Bringing things back to life is just a parlor trick." "I shall unlock the Gate to the Underworld and bring forth my army from the Land of the Dead." "if it's not too much trouble hand it over." "here you go." "Wise decision." "but" "The Cube?" "The Cube of Rubik." "then?" "the one that turns all who oppose you to dust?" "That one?" "Whatever." "I thought either." "too." "so I was" "Larry." "I will kill you and your friends in the blink of an eye." "Now take me to this Cube of Rubik." "Here it is." "Open it." "Come back here!" "Come back here with my tablet!" "I still have your friends!" "Take the wheel!" "What?" "we're in it now!" "I love it!" "I love it!" "I'll handle the rest." "charge!" "we do!" "Now hold on!" "think later!" "Works every time!" "You're in good hands! at your service." "you fool!" "ace?" "could you get out of the way?" "Lady?" "Who are you calling lady?" "The name is Amelia." "Amelia Earhart!" "Perhaps you've heard of me?" "right." "You're a famous pilot or whatever." "Pilot?" "I was the first woman to fly the Atlantic! first woman to fly across the 48 states in a gyroprop." "I was wondering if you might be so kind as to tell me exactly where I am." "under it. so you might not want to be anywhere near me." "flyboy?" "My name is Larry Daley." "I'm not one to shy away from danger." "How about spears?" "Are you one to shy away from spears?" "skipper!" "Now we're gonna have some fun." "bingo!" "Like a Golden Fleece. they made themselves my enemies as well." "Big mistake." "Big mistake." "here's the plan." "Attack!" "we will all jump out of this box and attack." "Mind bomb." "What do you think?" "Sacaja" "That is not my name." "Sacajamea." "No." "Sack-in-a-box." "No." "Cinco de Mayo." "I know you are a famous general just like you." "Attack!" Alert the enemy that we are about to attack?" "What?" "I guess so." "Mr. Daley." "Why don't you just skedaddle?" "I can't skedaddle." "My friends are being held down there." "I got to go get them." "I got to find another way down." "This is new." "it's all right." "I don't want to hurt you." "Mr. Daley." "Trade you." "Thanks." "Back off!" "Just back off!" "I will fork you!" "huh?" "Never send a boy to do a woman's job." "I spent two weeks spear-hunting with a tribe in Micronesia." "The Micronesians had much slower reflexes." "Come on!" "It's over!" "It's over!" "It's all over!" "this is one humdinger of a hootenanny." "Excuse me." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "four bars in 1945." "Hello?" "Dad." "Finally!" "I've been studying these plans to the Archives." "Looks like once you get down the stairwell" "Nicky." "So you found everyone?" "Sort of." "What is that flibberty-widget you are talking to?" "Who's that?" "It's Amelia Earhart." "You found Amelia Earhart?" "I Hey!" "what's your hurry?" "Didn't you hear?" "The war's over!" "Sorry." "These guys are chasing me." "Mardi Gras?" "What unit are you from?" "I'm from Brooklyn." "fellas!" "These so-and-so's are trying to rough up my pal here just 'cause he's from Brooklyn!" "Thank you!" "You got it!" "Fight!" "mister!" "You forgot your" "What the heck is this thing?" "Excuse me." "Mind if I get in here?" "Mr. Daley." "Call me!" "Thank you for that." "Mr. Daley?" "Quick!" "That actually worked." "What's next?" "but I'm kind of in the middle of something here that's not really your fight." "isn't it?" "it's because I've got this ancient raised-from-the-dead evil Pharaoh guy who's willing to kill me and probably anyone near me to get this tablet so he can rule the world." "So it is because I'm a woman!" "Mr. Daley!" "you'd still be lost in that monochromatic mayhem!" "you boob!" "and listen good." "I can help you." "I want in." "Okay." "Don't blame me if something happens to you." "I should be so lucky. future ruler of" "everything else." "I have lost some men." "I am in need of some new generals to join me in my little plan of conquering this world." "Ivan the Terrible." "Napoleon Bonaparte." "And young Al Capone." "Yeah." "most feared leaders in all of history. it's just fantastic to meet you all." "you." "I offer you the world." "Literally." "Are there any questions?" "I got one." "How come you're wearing a dress?" "This is not a dress." "This is a tunic." "I assure you." "Are there any other questions?" "too?" "Were you not listening?" "I just told Mr. Capone here that this is not a dress." "a tunic." "Very big difference." "Are there any other questions?" "Any questions not about the dress?" "Tunic? and the time is short." "Short?" "Why do you look at me when you say "short"?" "Sorry." "It slipped out." "I am interested." "But first I want to clarify something so you know what you are getting." "he's so terrible." "I'm so scared of Ivan." "He's bad news." "the correct translation is" "Ivan the Awesome"." "Ivan the Awesome?" "is it?" "that really pops." "I was quite an effective leader." "I'd like to wrap up the old meet-and-greet by asking you gentlemen a question." "Are you with me?" "sure." "Oui." "Da. but Then bring Larry Daley of Daley Devices and the Golden Tablet of Ahkmenrah to me!" "Mr. Daley." "You won't get lost following Amelia Earhart." "get down." "I quite like the way you're holding me." "I wasn't trying to" "Mr. Daley." "You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since the moment we met." "I literally didn't understand one word of that." "Is it just me or is there music in the air?" "mybaby." "We canmakeitshine  We can take forever" "You!" "Little flying angel things!" "Quiet!" "Mr. Daley." "Gods of love." "would you shut up?" "Please shut up." "We're trying to hide." "Yeah!" "More than a woman!" "Yeah!" "it's not about the arrangement." "Quiet!" "y'all!" "More than a woman night guard!" "come on." "Let's go." "More than a woman to me" "More than a woman" "She's more than a woman" "the little tiny man who could not be a smaller or shorter mouse runs into the claws of the giant cat!" "aren't you?" "you are." "you're a giant cat." "I just" "You're Napoleon." "There's a complex named after you." "and it's true." "Look." "you naive American man-boy." "right?" "So it's not like we should It's not even an issue." "It's not about height or something else." "It's a plan." "It's a brilliant plan." "Emperor." "Merci." "Mademoiselle." "if your boyfriend would kindly come with me" "I'm not her boyfriend." "Not her boyfriend." "No." "Just friends?" "friends." "Acquaintances." "Friends." "friends in college and just afraid now to both ruin your relationship that you like-like each other?" "One more time?" "I'm sorry." "I didn't catch the friends in college and now both afraid to ruin your relationship that you like-like each other?" "No." "No?" "I just love the nitty-gritty of relationships." "All us French do." "Great." "Yes." "Amour!" "Now." "Yeah?" "or you die." "Yes." "I'm coming with you!" "No!" "Our fight is not with you." "so you gotta bet a second time." "All right." "Okay." "My hair is currency in certain parts of Europe." "like gold or paper money." "The Duomo was purchased with just one locket." "kemosabe." "This rodeo clown wouldn't know a flapjack from a flyswatter." "Gigantor's out there risking his hide for us." "The least we can do is give him some help." "can we?" "We need to escape." "What's a flapjack?" "It's like a biscuit or a scone." "Chest bump?" "Yeah." "Then deadly." "Watch." "okay?" "Now you bet." "now you got to throw some cards down." "Ready?" "Ready." "Say something." "Say anything." "This is no fun." "You're supposed to go!" "I'll hold them off!" "I will not leave you!" "get!" "Go!" "Old Jedediah will be fine." "you're in real trouble." "these aren't real rubies at all." "Ruby slippers indeed." "you had one comfortable throne." "boss." "Caught this one trying to escape through a rust hole in the crate." "One of his little friends got away." "please." "What damage could they possibly do?" "they're no bigger than a little grain of couscous." "Aren't you?" "two words come to mind when I hear you talk." "Delusional" and "weirdo"." "goofy"." "Just goofy." "Now you let old Jedediah out of here or he's gonna get angry." "Jedediah! even when you're threatening me." "It's hilarious." "or are these guys unbelievably cute?" "now. but don't call me cute!" "I ain't cute!" "my friend!" "Just stay alive!" "I will find you!" "Gigantor." "No!" "Mr. Daley." "Nice to see you again." "I shall take that from you." "Thank you. shall be unleashed!" "I'm afraid that Mother and Father may have slightly changed the combination on me." "I guess this whole unleashing-the-underworld thing huh?" "'cause you've waited thousands of years and now you can't get it open." "for I shall wait a thousand more if I must. and I'll walk out of here with my buddies and that'll be that." "I got all night." "Really?" "All night?" "Well!" "He doesn't." "Open that cage." "What are you doing?" "No touching!" "No touching!" "Don't you manhandle me!" "he's having a little tantrum." "Jed?" "Don't you squirm!" "Don't squirm." "It'll only be worse for you." "Put him down!" "Don't be afraid." "I shan't hurt you." "I lied." "Mr. Daley." "I'd say he has a little over an hour." "Take me out of here!" "You were the guardian!" "You know all about this tablet." "You're obviously much more clever than the rest of us. but I am going to give you exactly one hour to figure it out." "I shall kill your friends." "for I shall be watching you." "I don't even know how to begin all right?" "Really." "What a pity." "And your little cowboy friend seemed like such a charming little fellow." "Mr. Daley." "Your hour has begun." "partner." "I know you do." "You got this!" "There you are!" "Are you all right?" "I've been worried sick!" "Sick I tell you." "partner?" "I don't know." "I just got to get this tablet translated." "great!" "This guy again." "all right?" "Look at that!" "I guess our sassy cephalopod was just a fish who didn't like being out of water." "He's not such a ballywagger after all." "Okay." "Glad you're happy." "Hello?" "A little assistance?" "Teddy!" "Perfect!" "Yes!" "Maybe you could help us." "but first things first." "it's driving me insane." "I'm missing a few body parts." "sure." "yes!" "That's exquisite." "A little over there" "Yes!" "More?" "that's that was divine." "at your service. and a whole bunch of other stuff." "there's another Teddy." "this other me?" "except with" "Except what?" "Say it." "Except with a body?" "the pain!" "And a horse." "Excuse me!" "We really need someone to translate what's written on this tablet." "missy." "That's a simple one." "Bird." "Man with spear." "Sideways fish." "Beetle." "Vase." "and what does that mean? A man with a spear trapped a bird and a sideways fish in a vase." "And there was also a beetle." "I don't think that's it." "That's just one possible translation." "You will find the combination you seek if you figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb." "the Sphinx?" "What's this?" "What's that?" Why don't you ask New York Teddy?" "I'm sure he'd love to get his grabby little fingers all over that thing!" "too!" "we should be going to the sculpture gallery." "I think there's someone there who might have a better thought on this." "The fellow we're looking for is just down here." "young lady." "please?" "but then we might miss a rare opportunity." "Mr. Daley." "I got a pitch meeting at Wal-Mart in the morning" "It would be great if we could He's right here." "I think he'll have a thought on this. but we really need to figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb." "I'm thinking." "I'm thinking." "I'm thinking." "I'm thinking." "It's not happening with him." "wow." "You've gotta be kidding me." "Check that out!" "yeah." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Buddy!" "Over here!" "This is serious." "it's a matter of life and death." "I'll tell you what's a matter of life and death." "That beautiful lady over there." "baby!" "Check out the gun show going on over here!" "Firepower!" "He's certainly no Einstein." "Biceps!" "Deltoids Yeah." "Wait a minute." "I saw a bunch of those." "A bunch of whats?" "Little Einsteins." "Where?" "in Air and Space." "I gotta get over there." "What?" "Nothing." "Okay." "Then why are you staring at me?" "I don't wanna miss a moment." "'cause we ace." "Mr. Daley." "I'm awake." "I can explain that" "I could." "I really why?" "you're back." "Okay." "Yeah." "Great." "but not really appropriate." "Mr. Daley?" "you know what?" "It's not really the song choice." "you're a little pitchy." "and you look wonderful." "please?" "And so the adventure continues." "What did I tell you?" "Enough!" "I do sort of feel like a floating butterfly." "You are crazier than a road lizard." "these two here heard that we're taking over the world apparently." "I don't even know what they are." "but we're all full up in our axis of evil today." "Sorry." "Come on!" "But I'm bad!" "I'm bad!" "I could show you how bad I am!" "Fear me!" "I'm sorry." "I'm just not buying it." "You don't seem very bad." "You just seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me." "boy." "What are you doing?" "What is that?" "What is this?" "What does it mean?" "You've lost me." "Is that you breathing?" "Because I can't hear myself think." "my friend?" "Just simplify." "There's just too much going on here." "you're a robot And what is the cape for?" "Are we going to the opera?" "I don't think so." "Sorry!" "Goodbye." "Attention!" "He's leaving with the tablet!" "Where?" "Give me that." "He's not trying to figure out the He's trying to escape!" "Go." "Go!" "All of you!" "Kill him!" "And bring me that tablet." "we've nothing!" "Streltsy!" "Go!" "Larry Daley?" "we're jimmy-jacked." "Jimmy-jacked?" "Really?" "It's the way I speak." "even for you." "our path has been blocked by bad people." What's the fun in that?" "we're not getting into the Air and Space right now." "You're right." "We are jimmy-jacked." "Jimmy-jacked." "Come on." "They say a good man rules this union. and help I will bring." "Charge!" "Misjudged the distance." "Who's there?" "protect me." "Remain very still." "They can sense movement." "they can also hear me talking to myself." "I'm not a nut." "No!" "We should be okay in here for a while." "how long have you guarded antiquities?" "I don't actually work at the" "I just thought with the fancy getup and all" "I borrowed this." "but that was a while ago." "So why did you leave?" "Did you not enjoy it?" "I loved it." "I just so" "I sort of" "I sort of design products and sell them." "You're an inventor!" "I am." "yeah." "I invent stuff." "Like the rocket ship?" "No." "The sea plane." "not aircraft." "like that was mine." "do you like it?" "I like it a lot." "It's exciting." "It's is all." "why do you do it? but what I see in front of me is a man who's lost his moxie." "I have not lost my" "I got my moxie." "Do you know why I became a pilot?" "no." "For the fun of it." "Why else would anyone do anything?" "Great Gatsby!" "Blast these pigeons and their incessant cooing!" "No!" "Mr. President!" "Sir!" "All right." "Time to see the state leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today." "you're gonna freak a lot of people out!" "I am no freak." "little one." "sir." "you are very small." "And I mean even for a regular-sized human." "What?" "Why would you even say that?" "I must be honest." "Honest Abe." "Of course." "I'm sorry." "Great." "put the little man down and let's sit our fanny back in that throne of yours." "and I shall do as you ask." "Thank you." "There you go." "Thank you." "It's that very can-do spirit that has defined this remarkable nation of ours." "Interesting story." "They're coming." "One night in Gettysburg we're gonna need you to hold still now." "freeze!" "Freeze?" "I" "Thank you." "You're welcome. we're not we're not a" "I never lie!" "you two are adorable together." "Thank you." "Good night." "little man." "Now let's see if we can find these Einsteins of yours." "One giant leap for a mannequin" "D. C this is Air and Space." "We are back online and fully operational." "The Tuskegee Airmen are on the march once again." "Can you stop narrating everything we're doing?" "Just live in the moment." "The Tuskegee Airmen are living in the moment!" "Miss Earhart?" "Yes." "Captain?" "either." "ma'am." "Race you to Paris?" "You're on!" "No!" "Not now!" "We gotta" "It's just a quick jaunt over the pond." "No." "Gotta find the Einsteins." "we gotta go." "We don't have time." "Come on!" "it's in the blood." "Mr. Daley." "the old family bus." "That gal took me across the Atlantic!" "though." "This is Mission Control." "Flight check complete." "Where'd you go?" "Where'd they go?" "You are clear for launch." "Contact!" "D. C this is Mission Control." "no!" "No!" "All systems go and green for liftoff." "Roger that." "We are green for liftoff." "we're definitely not green for any kind of lift-off!" "no-go" for launch." "I say no-go." "Let's not go." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "No!" "No go!" "Torquing angles incoming." "Tone it down with the torque." "Torque it down." "De-torque." "De-torque." "Commence ignition sequence." "flight." "We have launch commit." "no!" "Ten." "Nine." "Eight." "Seven that's mine." "No." "We do not have commit." "Repeat." "We are decommissioning the committal of the launch and it is now a negatory launch phase." "We are in a nofly." "Nogo phase." "That is a NovemberGorgon phase of nonflying!" "Fine!" "And we're gonna say good night." "Thank you." "Good work." "Over and out." "that was disappointing." "Come on." "I'll buy you a cup of coffee." "little space monkey." "good." "How you doing?" "good." "At ease." "All right." "aren't you?" "you happen to know where those little Einstein bobblehead guys are?" "Mr. Daley!" "I found your Einsteins." "Great." "Hey and the writing here says we'll find it if we figure out the secret at the heart of Pharaoh's tomb." "That's an easy one." "The answer's in the question." "What does that mean?" ""Figure out"." "a number." "i.e. The pyramids." "kid?" "You're looking for the secret number at the heart of the pyramids." "whistle me Dixie. the answer's pi!" "to be exact." "Yes!" "3.1495265." "3.14159265." "3.14" "I can't tell." "Is it yes or no?" "Cause you just could you just" "Don't touch the hair." "dummkopf." "now!" "That's the way We like it so" "I can!" "We are!" "too!" "here it is." "Can you slow it down a little bit?" "Okay." "3.14159265." "Okay. 3.14 I've got it." "Mr. Einsteins." "Thank you. and I've come up with a brand-new and improved battle plan!" "Okay." "I will loudly announce that we are not and then" "Wait for it." "or" "We attack!" "did you?" "Ka-Ka-Ro." "he'll be here." "I would save my breath if I were you." "You don't have many left." "We've got about 10 minutes to get over there to Jed." "perhaps more than a team." "wait." "What's the matter?" "You didn't like kissing me?" "but then." "Of course I like you." "You're incredible." "I think you're an amazing person." "You're" "It's just there are certain issues that would prevent us from" "Mr. Daley?" "Okay." "You're made of" "Made of" "wonderful things." "Come on." "could you buy us some time please?" "It'll have to do." "No!" "That's the first plane ever made!" "It's made out of balsa wood and paper." "It's made out of spruce and canvas and good old-fashioned American ingenuity." "or what?" "Out of our way!" "I don't think so." "They're getting away!" "Mr. Daley." "Things are about to get interesting." "A lady pilot!" "Preposterous!" "she's good." "What?" "What?" "One of the wires is jammed." "I'm going to have to loosen it." "take the stick!" "No!" "I'm not gonna No!" "I know you've got moxie in you yet." "Moxie doesn't fly planes!" "People who have pilots' licenses fly planes!" "Okay." "She's all yours." "I don't want it!" "I don't want the stick!" "but you're flying an airplane!" "Able!" "The doors!" "Got it!" "Pull!" "Pull up!" "Yes!" "Amelia Earhart!" "Godspeed." "Ramen Noodle." "this is like a spa treatment." "Sand baths are really rejuvenating for the skin." "Exfoliates." "Giving up yet?" "no." "let's see if we can't make time fly." "What is that funny sound?" "Stop!" "Mr. Daley." "well!" "Mr. Daley." "Time to recruit some backup. that you also figured out the combination." "no." "give me the combination and hand over that tablet." "I'll give you the tablet and the combination when you release my friends and give him back to me." "I shall release what I want to release the moment I want to release it." "Great." "And I'll release what I want to release okay?" "Tell me the combination and give me that tablet right now starting with the little shaggy-headed little cowman here." "let me take this guy! then you're not gonna get your combination or your tablet." "I'll tell you what." "Good." "They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing." "Here you go." "They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy! who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants when I had also better get the combination and the tablet!" "That's what they called you?" "It was shorter in Egyptian." "I'll give you the combination after you give him back." "I shall kill you right now." "Okay." "Do not touch this." "then my God!" "I can't believe you reached across like that again!" "I want to kill you right but I do know the combination." "Don't cross this line with your hand!" "I'm going to kill you." "Do you understand this?" "I see you getting ready." "don't say anything." "I shall murder you if you talk again." "Now give me that tablet and tell me the combination." "Okay." "After you give me Jed and release my friends." "You did all three!" "What?" "You spoke and you reached your hand across!" "okay?" "just give and I give you precisely five seconds to give me that tablet and tell me the combination?" "We already got the combination." "It's pi." "3.14159265." "No!" "Hey." "Sorry." "did he sing!" "Like a canary." "Larry." "Enough out of you!" "Remember what happened last time?" "That's enough." "Stupid man." "thanks. for naught." "What a terrible disappointment you must be to yourself." "Do you hear that humming sound?" "Do you know what that sound is?" "It's rhetorical." "That is the sound of the End." "Jed." "Gigantor." "too." "I'm sorry I wasn't around the last couple of years at the museum." "Gigantor?" "I didn't call you 'cause we needed your help. but it wouldn't have been the first time" "I had to wrestle my way out of a root sack." "partner." "I called you 'cause you needed us. that there's a hanging suit." "but dead inside." "That ain't you." "And I'll tell you another thing." "Yeah." "This night ain't over yet." "This little Midnight Cowboy's got some fight left in him." "now! Fifth King of Egypt and now the world!" "come forth!" "Send Larry Daley and his friends to their doom!" "Halt!" "The mighty Octavius has returned!" "I ride on the back of nature's most fearsome creature!" "I ride the squirrel!" "my mighty steed!" "girl!" "Easy." "Do you wish to surrender honorably?" "Or must this end with the spilling of your blood?" "This?" "This is your big rescue?" "no." "This is!" "What is that thing?" "The name is Abraham Lincoln." "are in a heap of trouble!" "Attack it!" "Disgusting half-pigeons!" "no!" "Hello?" "Adios. bird brains!" "no!" "strange birdmen." "Do not return to the Underworld!" "do go back into the Underworld!" "Thank you for coming!" "Good night!" "no!" "this is awkward." "It appears my work here is done." "a house divided against itself cannot stand." "Farewell." "I'm not quite sure." "I suppose we should probably start by watching him die." "Streltsy!" "Make him dead!" "Now what?" "We are not going to attack right now!" "Get them!" "Larry!" "I will help Jedediah!" "You come at them from behind!" "what's going on?" "I'm hiding." "we need you." "you're not." "Did you foolishly lead 208 Americans to their deaths at the Battle of Little Bighorn?" "No." "No?" "Not good." "Not good at all." "I don't deserve these stars." "I will always be famous for my biggest failure." "Hey." "okay? this is what you're gonna be remembered for." "This is your last stand." "they need a leader." "huh?" "I do." "Let's do this!" "All right?" "Yeah." "Let's go!" "Not good!" "Larry!" "Able!" "I want to help!" "great." "Who are you?" "This is my museum!" "he's my human." "Back off!" "Jungle-Dweller!" "Get over yourself space snob!" "guys!" "all right?" "you know better." "All right?" "That's what happens when you do that!" "You get that." "Stop!" "Just stop!" "Stop!" "listen." "You're both proud capuchin!" "You need to concentrate on slapping the enemy!" "all right?" "let's go!" "Let's do it!" "Jedediah!" "They need us!" "I ain't gonna make it!" "Afraid this cowboy's been to his last hoedown." "and" "No need for final words." "I'm not finished yet. the evolution from enemy to friends." "No!" "It'll make you cry!" "No!" "Because you are going to live!" "Let's go to work." "Have a sword." "Sword!" "Incoming!" "That smarts." "you kick!" "fellas!" "Wunderbar!" "fellas?" "Are you all right?" "Never better." "I want you to open the gate." "I take it you have a plan." "I'm gonna divide the house." "The tablet!" "Now!" "you can have it." "Just tell me who the boss is and I'll give it to you." "right?" "Nyet!" "He is not our master!" "Really?" "'Cause he acts like he is." "just tell me who the boss is and you can have it." "Hey!" "That'd be me." "This man is a peasant!" "I am the only one here of noble birth!" "but it'll be the last thing them tiny little mitts of yours ever touch." "Why would you touch little Nippy?" "okay?" "you fool!" "You know what?" "No problem." "I'll give it to you." "You see that?" "you're a spunky little fella!" "getting them to fight amongst themselves." "Yeah." "I can't really take credit." "It was Abraham Lincoln's idea." "a house divided can't because now I shall have the tremendous pleasure of killing you myself!" "What are you?" "I'm the night guard." "No!" "Victory is ours!" "Yeah!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Yeah!" "I'd say somebody found his moxie." "The Battle of the Smithsonian." "Perhaps the greatest battle the world will never know." "We'll know." "Yeah." "I got an hour till sunrise." "I got to get you guys back." "they don't want us there anymore." "I do." "think you could hook us up with a ride?" "of course." "Hang on a second." "One last thing I got to take care of." "come on!" "Get in there!" "right?" "okay?" "indeed." "guys." "all right?" "good." "you're back where you belong." "Yeah." "Think so." "I guess I should be going." "Amelia." "That thing that I was trying to tell you about earlier Mr. Daley." "I've always known." "But it doesn't matter." "You've given me the adventure of a lifetime in one night." "And I have a feeling it's going to be a beautiful sunrise." "Have fun." "Thanks." "but this old cowboy just got to second base." "There she goes." "Straight towards" "Canada." "She's heading to Canada." "now she course-corrected." "guys." "Larry." "how's it going?" "Lawrence!" "Bless you for bringing them back." "a hearty well-done is in order." "they cannot hide in the basement forever." "I think I got that figured out." "Really?" "Yeah." "dum-dum." "Our moai friend is right." "The dawn will soon be upon us." "Teddy." "Remember the other night you were saying something about the key to happiness?" "The key to happiness is" "And then the sun came up and you froze." "I think I got it figured out." "Yes?" "isn't it?" "With people you love. too." "Lawrence!" "Yeah." "son." "Thanks." "The Museum of Natural History reopens its doors to the public. eager to see just what changes are in store. we're told the museum will be more lively than ever." "well!" "Hey." "long years." "but to what do we owe this "triumphant" return?" "Not cut out for the "corporate" jungle after all." "Got fired." "I sold my company." "The world doth move in mysterious ways. anonymous donor gives a huge endowment." "With a proviso:" "Everything stays the same." "So" "obviously." "No." "Rough Rider and twenty-sixth President of these great United States." "lad." "The hunt is afoot." "Lawrence." "you dum-dums bring me gum-gum? entrusting me with one of my people's most prized possessions." "Does it do anything?" "Do anything?" "Yeah." "What's the point if it doesn't do anything?" "Tell 'em it has a magical power that brings all the exhibits to life." "what's it do?" "Nothing." "It's just for decoration." "I knew it." "This place is lame." "This thing doesn't even look real." "these animatronics suck." "Mammoth?" "Yeah." "Extinct!" "Today's technology is beyond me." "I know." "It's so lifelike." "yeah." "Something else. or you gonna run away again when you get something better?" "for a long time." "Yeah." "Yeah." "you're" "What?" "The best." "Excuse me." "the toddler!" "Don't hug the displays." "I'm sorry." "Hi." "I don't mean to stare." "I just and" "I get that a lot." "Do you?" "Yeah." "I guess I have that kind of face." "Familiar." "Yeah." "are you?" "No." "No." "I don't think so." "Of course you're not." "I don't know." "Maybe I'm I just had to ask." "I'm sorry." "She was that woman who flew across the Pacific." "The Atlantic." "Atlantic." "Of course. first woman to do that." "she was cool." "you know what you should check out is the the Hall of Miniatures." "Could you take me there?" "I'm always getting lost." "I'll show you." "Come on." "Thank you." "I'm Larry Daley." "Tess." "Ma!" "you get down here for supper right now!" "Ma!" "I really think I'm on to something here!" "Subtitles ßy MühàmmáÐ Ü§mâñ"