"Hey dad!" "Uh... what you're doing?" "Hi." "You remember that japanese restaurant Katzu, in the East Village, with the tempura that you love?" "We're going there for dinner?" "No." "We're moving to Japan!" "No!" "Not again!" "We are not moving again, dad!" "Holly, why does this have to be such a big deal?" "I am so tired of having my entire world uprooted every time you get a promotion!" " I know, sweetheart, but..." " Listen, what if I go live with Nana?" "Your grandmother?" "She's a terrible influence." "I mean, come on, she doesn't use that stuff for glaucoma." "Holly, please, let me pack." "I've got a 6 a.m flight." "We're moving tomorrow morning?" "No, I'm just going for a week to get set up." "And I've got to call you sister, see if you can stay there until I get back." " No!" " Yes!" "It's perfect!" "I can go live in the city with Valerie." "She's just got off of her roomate." "Yes and she's very excited about living alone." "Plus she works crazy hours." "She's got her boyfriend." "It's not like she has to watch me constantly." "I'm more mature now." "Yuk!" "Gross, underpants." "If Val says yes, then why not?" "Well..." "Alright, I'll..." "I'll talk to Val." "No, let me do it." "You're not that great salesman." "Have you seen my plaque?" "Yes, and the picture of the plaque." "You talk to Val." "Thank you daddy." "It must be my plane tickets." "Hey, what's my bra doing under here?" "Hello!" "Not my bra!" "Subtitle = Tite.Lilie" "Hey Val, I got the futon set up for Holly if you wanna get some sheets..." "Or just keep smiling at the chair 'cause that doesn't scare me at all." "I'm sorry, I just can't believe Roberta's finally gone!" "Not a trace, nothing left of her, but that hated director chair." "And that weird stink of hers." "Come here Jeff, you've got to smell this." "Come on." "Sniff it." "Sniff it!" "No, I'd better not." "I gotta drive home later." "Remember how she would sit in that chair for hours wearing her depressing black clothes and hating pop culture." ""I'm Roberta." "Spielberg sucks"..." "God!" "Film students ruin everything!" "Do you know what this mean, Jeff?" "I can use up all the hot water." "I can open up the curtains and let the sun light in!" "I can read my people magazine right out and open." " Gary, help me out." " Sure." "What are you doing?" "Oh, I'm just playing a little game." "It's called "get killed by the elevator while Gary does nothing"!" "Help me!" "Anything for the cause." "I know why you're moving to Japan." "Have you seen their trees?" "They're like that big." "I have six days to prove to Val that I'll be the most amazing roommate on the planet." "What don't you just ask her if you can move in?" "Because she sighted to finally have the place all to herself." "So, before I even bring it up," "I've got to kiss a whole new level of butt." "Why don't you just let me talk to her?" "Why would I do that?" "Well because you know, she's got a bad kiss of the Gary's." "That's weird, 'cause she thinks your name is Glen." "Hey bug!" "Wow!" "Your hair looks awesome!" "What did you do to it?" "I brushed it." "With what?" "A magic brush?" "Yeah, it's like each strand was come by an angel." "Thanks." "Are you sticking around?" "We were gonna go downstairs and get something to eat later." "Oh no thanks." "I've got to get going." "To the gym." "Today is... upper body." "Oh,oh!" "Hang on a sec." "Since you're going down, would you mind getting rid of that for me?" "You..." "You're giving me the chair?" "Like..." "like a present?" "Ok, sure." "I will sit on this as soon as I get home." "Wow!" "Your place looks amazing." "Wait." "There's something different." "Uh..." "I think that picture used to be on that table." "Yeah, actually, I liked it better where it was." "Ooooohhh..." "You have an eye!" "One tiny move and you open up the whole room!" "Yeah, it's like a cathedral in here now." "I don't know." "If I had the time and money," "I'd like to Feng Shui this whole place." "Feng Shui?" "That band you were so into?" "No, that was Wen Zhang." "I wasn't into them." "Hey Val, it's cool, you know." "I totally used to be into the Black Rose." "Oh wait a minute." "They weren't lame." "Feng Shui is a..." "chinese interior design philosophy." "Ok." "That is fascinating." "You, you are fascinating!" "What a life you've lived." "It's fascinating!" "I should unpack." "Oh the room's little again!" "Listen, I'm putting together a major press civil on sunday for that skate boarder guy you like, Tony Hawk?" " You wanna go?" " Yeah, I wanna go!" "Can I meet him?" "Can I get free stuff?" "I like free stuff!" "He's promoting his new cologne," ""Tony, smell like a hawk"." "Oh my God!" "That is so my favourite smell in bird!" "No way!" "Lisa Lillien!" "The fashion designer?" "Oh my God!" "She was the head of Malon!" "And now her spring line is shaking things upon all across Europe." "Hey, you read my people magazine..." "Yeah and Demi Moore adjusted quite nicely to live outside the spotlights." "Man, if I could snag a client like her, my career would take off like a rocket." "Bang!" "I think you want oush..." "When you're talking rockets, "bang" is bad." "Well, come on!" "Let's oush that rocket!" " Hey Lisa!" "Lisa Lillien!" " Holly!" "Holly, stop a second!" " Hi." " Hi!" "You screamed for me?" "Oh yeah." "This is my sister Valerie and she's basically like a public relation superhero." "And she said if she could snag a client like you," " then she would take off..." " Holly..." " Sorry." "She's..." " No." "It's fine." "I'm already snagged, but do you have a card?" "You never know, right?" "Card..." "She's wearing your underwear." "They're very... soft." "This is so nice of you." "I work for Hard Brain Tate as you will see on my card that I do in fact have." "Somewhere." "Please, card." "Fastes?" "There's something stuck in his throat!" " What?" " He... he can have broccoli, right?" "Do something!" "Help!" "I'll Heimliche lick him." "Come on Fastes!" "Breathe!" "Stay with me baby!" "Are you ok?" "Sure." "Just a little broccoli on my bare eyeball." "That was bound to happen eventually." "I am so sorry." "It's ok." "Really." "It's my fault for coming over to talk to you, people." "Stupid dog!" "Chokes on broccoli but has no problem leacking himself!" "I never choked." "There's one thing I'm good at, swallowing stuff." "Like circus guy." "Seriously, when I was 5," "I swallowed my mister potatoe's head, legs, arms and both noses." "And let me tell you..." "Swallowing it, was the easy part." "Focus!" "Wait." "I know what to do, but you've got to help me." "You know what Feng Shui is?" "No." "But I bet I can swallow it." "Holly, you're hungry?" "Are we dead?" "If we are, do I still have to watch "Riding in Cars with Boys"?" "Hiiiii all..." "Hi!" "And also, what the hell!" "I feng shuied your appartment!" "Like you wanted!" "See." "Uncooked rice for prosperity." "Mirrors for Chi flow." "It's watering pool for relaxation and" " wind chimes for..." " Holly, what did you?" "Is that my bed?" "In the kitchen?" "!" "It was the only place that could face North!" "For quiet slumber." "Holly," " you..." " are the best?" "No, actually what I was going to say..." "Holly, come on, it's ok." "Where are you going?" "Japan." "I'm gonna go to bed." "You want me to go get your nightlighter or should I just crack the fridge?" "Oh it's easier like this." " What's that?" " A skateboard." " Whose?" " Gary's." "Why is he here?" "Is he here?" "Who's Gary?" "The guy you gave the chair to." "Glen?" "Yeah." "You said that I can get an autograph for him." "I know that." "Yes, uh..." "I'll hold it." "Val, thanks for though letting me come after I, you know, fenged up your appartment." "Well, now that it's been unfenged, let just pretend like it never happened, ok?" "Ok." "I can do that." "So, the party is incredible." "Yeah, except they've shorted me 2 waiters, we're low on ice and" "I think the balloon guys are liquored up." "That would explain this." "Monkey." "Val, if you're short on people, let me help." "Oh no, I'm ok." "Really." "You just... stay right here and you know, stay right here, ok?" "Hey Tony, where do you want me to put your stuff?" "Right this one." "No, no, no, no, no!" " Yes, hi!" "That's my skateboard." " No, it isn't." "I found it on my balconny." "That's because I dropped it off the roof." "Where did you think it came from?" "God." "Everything's ok?" "Tony's skateboard is missing." "What?" " I can't find it anywhere." " Oh perfect!" "Ok, does he absolutely have to have it?" "Ok, go, go, keep looking." "Listen, if I don't get that skateboard back, then my life as I know it, in America, is over." "So I'm asking you..." "Interesting." "I'll give you 20 bucks for it." "For a gift from God?" "It's all I have!" "What do you want?" "Well..." "Kinda easy on the papers." "What about we make out a little?" "Perv!" " Perv's got the skateboard." " Forget it." "Alright." " One kiss." " No!" "No kiss, no board." "Alright, one kiss." "Uh.. you wanna kiss me or swallow my head?" "Close your mouth!" "Now, close your eyes..." "I know, it blows your mind, doesn't it?" "Listen," "I've got a trembled bed..." " Call me!" " Perv!" "Hey, did my board turn up?" "Oh no, Tony, it didn't, but it will, any minute I'm sure." "What about this?" "My sister brought that." "Well, it'll work." "Can I use it?" "Yes, of course." "That is why we brought it." "As backup for you." "See?" "I'm good." "Don't be locked!" "Don't be locked!" "Why be locked!" "Hello!" "Tony, are you ok?" "It's ok, it's ok." "Everything's fine." "So, how did it go?" " I'm sorry." " I can't talk to you right now." " You hate me." " No, I don't hate you." "I fear you!" "Do you realize you could have gotten me fired?" " I really didn't mean to." " What were you thinking?" "You're 16 years old." "Am I supposed to baby sit you every second?" "I have a situation." "What kind of situation?" "This mattress is just kicking my butt situation!" "What are you doing?" "I'm gonna go stay with Nana 'til dad gets back." "You don't have to go stay with Nana, ok?" "No, Val." "It's a good thing." "I should spend time with her while I still can." "What does that mean?" "Oh no!" "Did Nana get busted?" "It is for glaucoma." "You are so cute." "Dad got another promotion at work." "But they're moving him, us, to Japan." "Japan?" "This sucks!" "That's what I said, well in my head," "I still have to pay dad a dollar everytime I say "suck"." " This is unacceptable!" " Well, hold on a sec." "What if you're to say like" ""hey kid don't suck your thumb" you've still got to pay him?" "!" "Ok, sweetie, could you come back to your situation for a minute?" "Sure." "This is unbelievable!" "I'm your big sister for crying at loud!" "I'm supposed to be giving you the benefit of my experience." "Who's gonna give you that in Japan?" "Jackie Chan?" "Chinese!" "I'm just gonna call dad right now." "I think he can pass on one promotion." "No, wait." "I don't want dad to give this up." "It's a great thing for him." "Alright." "Just let me think for a second." "Here is the deal." "You and I, we have our moments but we get along pretty well, right?" "I like you, you like me." "That's what I was thinking." "Maybe, if you want it too, dad would let you come and live here with me." "If you want it too." "I thought you were sighted about not having a roomate." "I was sighted about not having that roomate." "But, you don't sit in the dark all day, you don't have hairy pits." "You don't invite strange men to sleepover." "You don't invite strange men to sleepover !" "What about the chocking dog and the Feng Shui...?" "You are my sister." "You're supposed to drive me crazy." "Come on." "I love you, bug." "This is gonna be so awesome!" "We can stay up all night watching old movies" " like we used to." " Yes, absolutely." " We can go shopping in Soho." " Every week-end." "We can go to the East Village and get matching tatooes!" "Not a chance in hell!" "I was nowhere near that." "See...?" "Wen Zhang, have fun!" "You people are dead inside." "I liked it!" "Subtitle :" "Tite.Lilie"