"Damn!" "What a handsome fellow I am!" "You sent for Sirmaoglan (Goldilocks) Here I am your Majesty" "Sirmaoglan, after much thought we have decided to give our Cankiz to you." "Oh, thank you, your Majesty." "But don't you think I should have to do some task before I get the princess?" "A task?" "You know, you always give me some impossible task, and I do it and I put on a big show and then I get the girl." "What's with all this task business..." "How can we find a better man than you to give our daughter to?" "Don't say that, my Lord." "There are hundreds of cool young guys around." "I'm only a humble shepherd." "Oh no..." "We've looked round a lot." "There's no one as handsome, charismatic and with such beautiful hair as you." "I know, your Majesty." "I just wanted to hear you say it." "Get going..." "Your fiancé's gone out looking for you" "Wait up." "Sorry, guys." "This morning your friend Sirmaoglan is a bit late." "Come on, what are we waiting for?" "Let's get out the sweet-sounding saz." "Let's have some fun." "Let's brighten up your boring lives with some music." "What on earth was that?" "You wait here, Dogface..." "Keep an eye on the sheep." "I'll be right back." "Hang on a minute." "Help..." "Oh my god, that's her voice..." "Oh my god." "Help..." "I'm here, oh princess" "I'm sorry, princess..." "Aren't there any stones here?" "Hang on, princess, I'm coming..." "Stay back, buddy" "I'm going to save the princess" "Huh?" "Help..." "Leave me alone, you beast" " Has this been going on long, buddy?" " I don't know." "I just got here too" "I'll let some air out of this guy You can pick up the pieces afterwards" "No way!" "Me?" "Are you talking to me?" "Sure am!" "I got here first." "It's my job to save the princess." "Help!" "Just a moment, sweetie..." " What line are you in, buddy?" " I'm a part-time shepherd." " A shepherd, huh?" " And proud of it!" "And what about me?" "What do you think I do?" "Look me over." "What do you think I am?" "The King of Spades?" " I'm a prince - the Black Prince" " So you must be the Jack, then." "Listen, pal..." "She's a princess..." "And only a prince can rescue a princess not a simple shepherd like you." "Get on your bike, and get out of here." "Hold on, princess, the Prince is coming." "My god!" "He's fainted." "Blackjack, you see!" "You're not so tough, huh!" "Help, help!" "It's difficult" "Hey!" "I'm coming, princess!" "Help!" "Your own stuff is always better..." "Let that girl go, dragon!" "Don't worry, princess..." "Now I'll rescue you from the clutches of this damn beast!" "Now I'll put out his fire!" "Take that, you gas-powered lizard!" "How about that huh?" "Run, Sirmaoglan run!" "You messed with my fiancé You messed with me, ok..." "But you shouldn't have messed up my hair!" "If I don't chop your evil head from your yellow body my name isn't Sirmaoglan." "May I have your fire?" "That's it." "Are you ok, princess?" "Thanks to you I'm fine, Sirmaoglan..." "You saved my life!" "Not a problem, just part of the service." "Well thanks anyway." "Oh God!" "I know we shouldn't do it before we're married, princess..." "But at least let me taste your sweet lips." "It's not that!" "As far as I know that kind of dragon has two heads!" "Two heads!" "Oh my God!" "Our friend's right behind me, huh?" "Dear God!" "4 YEARS LATER" "Keloglan are you crazy?" "Why are you trying to kill yourself?" "Thank God I saw you in time and came running!" "Tell me, share your troubles..." "We'll certainly find a cure..." "Is it right for a tough guy like you to die before your time?" "Ah, Cankusoglu my friend..." "I want to die!" "If you know of any ointment, bring it and spread on my bald head... used to be everyone's sweetheart!" "Now I'll be a laughing-stock..." "Let that heartless Cankiz mourn my death." "Yes, Keloglan you may be bald but you're a human being." "Don't fret yourself." "Anyway, if hair was a good thing it wouldn't grow on your backside." " In the worst case, you can put on a wig." " Come on, tell me, Cankusoglu ...what brings you here?" "Tell me and let me die." "Let me die in peace." "The Sultan orders Keloglan to come to the palace immediately." "Pigeons and men on horseback went forth to find you." "And that's why..." "You you... post haste... um..." "to the palace..." "Keloglan ah..." "I'm bored with all this fancy talk." "I just wanted to say a couple of words, and look what's happened!" "Relax, Cankusoglu relax..." "Say what you want..." "Anyway" "I'll soon be dead." "Hey, Keloglan what do you mean, what are you doing, Keloglan buddy!" "Didn't you hear what I said?" "I heard you, Cankusoglu." "I heard what you said." "You said the Sultan sent a message..." "For sure he's going to send more trouble to entertain himself and his daughter." "Always the same story - when you complete this task, Cankiz will be yours." "Every time, Cankiz finds some excuse to get out of marrying me." "God knows there are no tasks left to do, but still no girl." "I've got nothing but a flute" "Greetings, young friends." "Greetings to you, Hodja." "Are you well?" "Praise be, my son." "Life goes on as you see." "That's fine, Hodja..." "But mind what you're doing." "Don't splash us." "Look, please..." "The water is dirty." "Our clothes will be ruined!" "Ok, my son, ok..." "Come on, come on, let's go." "Ok, Hodja, we're off." "Farewell." " Come on..." " Guys, boys." "For God's sake!" "Hey Boys." "Can't you see what I'm doing here?" " What are you doing, Hodja?" " I'm making yoghurt in the lake" " Great, great!" "Good luck, Hodja!" " Come on, come on!" "Do you think that amount of yeast will turn the lake to yoghurt?" " What if it does, Hodja?" " What?" "That's my line!" "When a man's telling a joke you should follow the script." "I'll teach you..." " Oh my God, the Hodja's gone mad!" " Come back..." "Get back here!" " What are you doing, Hodja?" " Get back here!" "Get back here!" "Baldhead, your next mission, should you decide to accept it is to bring me the belt from the waist of the doleful, dreadful giant..." "What!" " Bring the belt, take the girl!" " Whaaat!" "Yeah, sure, sure..." "We don't want to do it..." "Until we meet again, in another place, on another adventure we pay our humble respects." "What's this?" "Are you defying the Sultan's orders?" "Certainly not, your Majesty." "Some orders can't be obeyed." "How on earth can we steal the belt from the ginormous giant?" "In fact, that terrible giant will eat these two guys for breakfast!" "And I won't have to go through all this stress any more." "What, Keloglan, don't you love me any more?" "Oh, I love you so much..." "When we're married." "I'll play the flute for you every night, what about that?" "Really!" "I'll blow your mind!" " We accept the mission, your Majesty." " What!" " Good for you." "Well done!" " Yes, well done..." "God have mercy on your soul, Keloglan" "You fool!" "Your Majesty, my friend is speaking for himself." "I want no part of it." "If you bring the belt, I will give you a hundred bags of gold, Cankusoglu" "In three days you will have the belt, your Majesty." "Come on, we're wasting time, Keloglan." "Black Prince, please..." "On my tummy..." "I greet you in the name of all the Vandams Black Prince..." "Where's your skirt, huh?" "It gets in the way when I get on my horse o prince..." "So how do you do this greeting, huh?" "Put your hand down..." "The council of evil ones are waiting o prince..." "Fine!" "Take off your watch." "Greetings, men" " Greetings Soldiers!" " Greetings, sir!" " Are you well?" " We are!" "Who the hell made up this royal greeting?" "Who's that evil villain sitting at the end of the table?" "He's a local bad guy, o prince" "Red Riding Hood..." "Pinocchio..." "The Tin Soldier..." "Snow White and the seven dwarves..." "Sinbad..." "Hansel and Gretel..." "It's time to put an end to this exploitation, my friends..." "You witch, how much trouble you went to to prepare this poisoned apple." "Well, it's not that hard..." "You get an apple, you squirt in the poison..." "And look at comrade wolf's situation..." "Look what a business it is for him just to have it off with that young thing in the red hat - it's a shame!" "A macho wolf ends up looking like a monkey." "Hey man, why are you still wandering round dressed up like a woman?" " I like it" " Dear God!" "We should put a stop to this!" "The whole world should know, comrades that, there can't be any fairy tales without us bad guys." "We're the ones who do the real work!" "We live through all the adventures, the action, the tension... and we bring it... to life..." "OK, we bring it to life, then what happens?" "They name all the fairy tales after those sniveling good guys." "There's a message for you, o prince." "The sultan's set a new task for Keloglan- It's serious... if he's successful this time, Keloglan will get the girl." "And anyway, Keloglan..." " Ok, pal, I can read" " I'm sorry, sir..." "Before this baldheaded fool becomes a real problem, I have to put my sly plan into action." "After I marry the princess of the Goodies kingdom the whole world will be talking about me the tale of the Black Prince will be on everyone's lips." "From now on the bad guys will win the battles." "I've finished mine - do you need any help, Balkiz?" "Oh don't bother, Taskiz..." "Oh, it's no bother, dear We can have a lovely chat" "Thanks." "How long does love last, do you think, Taskiz?" "I don't know, Balkiz." "Unrequited love never dies, but..." "In fact you do everything to make him notice you, you burn with love like a lighthouse on a dark sea." "But no... instead of seeing the light under his nose, he goes off looking for love elsewhere..." "He prefers to be an unseen light in a different sea." "If only he knew how much I love him..." "Hey, body, how can we find this giant, huh?" "My man is coming..." "A frog..." "A frog." "Hello there." "Don't stop us, Balkiz, we're in a hurry" " You're in a hurry?" " We're in a hurry" " So where are you going?" " What's it to you?" "I wonder if you got another task from the sultan?" "It's none of your business." "Actually, it's more of a suicide mission." "OK Cankusoglan, if you're so scared you don't have to come along." "I was about to commit suicide anyway." "You came and messed it up." " Why would you kill yourself, Keloglan?" " What's it to you?" "Lets go." "So it's none of my business, huh?" "I'll come and put a spoke in your wheel or my name's not Balkiz!" "Get out of the way, get lost!" "One day I got on the donkey backwards, I went on my way..." "That wasn't it." "It was an English donkey." "If it was a Turkish donkey, it would've been ok." "So, we're on the donkey, riding backwards" "Tolga Han..." "What's new?" "Ohh, you're the news, Keloglan." "The sultan was looking for you." " You've got a new job, I hear." " Don't we always have a new job, pal?" "You sure do." "Why do you think I never have hair on my head, huh?" "Hey, watch out, you!" "Why are you standing in front of the door like a sack of flour?" "I'll head-butt you..." "My God, Tolga... who are these characters?" "How do I know?" "They look like builders laborers to me." "And then I said to my wife." "Get out of my sight." "The Hodja is on form today!" " What's up Snow White?" " Let me go, Cankus, I've got business..." "We're your business, baby We want to order..." " But I haven't got this table" " Maybe, but you've got my heart." "Why are you doing this Snow White?" "I've told you my conditions, Cankusoglan, If you don't accept my dwarves, there's no way we can get married." "What am I gonna do with all those dopey dwarves?" "Let's adopt Ali Baba and his forty thieves too, Snowy baby!" "It won't be long now." "I'm gonna take you away from all this..." "The sultan has given us a new job." "This time there's gold in it!" "I'll put it into a house..." "You want a house?" "You want a car?" "You want a sedan chair?" "Well, it's up to you, Cankusoglan..." "One day a prince on a white horse will come and take me away." "The hell with your prince on his white horse!" "What's all this white horse stuff!" "Listen, baby..." "Let's make a deal." "Choose a couple of good ones, and tomorrow we'll get married, huh?" "She's driving me crazy, buddy." "I don't know what she sees in these dwarves." "The hell with Sneezy and Dopey." "Here's a guy worth all seven of them put together - she doesn't even care!" "My hair's wet again." "This long hair is a real problem!" "Split ends, all wet." "How'm I gonna dry it?" "I'll get it all cut off, for sure!" "Cankusoglan, where are we going to find this dreadful giant?" "I've got it, Keloglan, I've got it!" "What Cankusoglan?" "The giant, Keloglan..." "The giant!" "Don't talk rubbish, Cankusoglan Is the sultan so stupid that we can make him take the belt of a circus giant instead of the real one?" "How will he know, Keloglan?" "They're both giants." "No way!" "This false bravery doesn't suit us, Cankusoglan." "OK, but has your honesty been rewarded up to now, Keloglan?" "Up to now you've done all the Sultan's tasks honestly and manfully like a true hero." "And where has it got you?" "Hasn't Cankiz found some excuse to get out of it very time?" "Hasn't she, huh?" "So what if you cheat them once, huh?" "It's a good chance to teach Cankiz a lesson, and pay her back for all the trouble she's caused you!" "But I don't know any fairy tales where evil wins, Cankusoglan." "All right then..." "Don't let Cankiz win with her nasty tricks any more..." "You'll see" "She'll see the truth in the end..." "She'll accept the love you offer..." "Ok, how can we find this circus?" "Look, this poster is 10 years old!" "I know where this circus is." "If you take me with you, I'll show you." " Who are you, lad?" " My name's Tüysüzoglan." "Tüysüzoglan?" "No hair!" "None?" "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" "Ah, who's this?" "Guards, guards!" "Find this creature, bring her here and throw her into the dungeon!" "As you wish, Princess Makarena." "Dear God, so many beautiful women in the world!" "You throw them in the dungeon but there's no end to them!" "Cankiz, you're the only one left but your end is nigh." "You'll rot in the dungeons, all of you." "There'll be no one left more beautiful than me." "Oh God" " I swallowed my chewing gum!" " No..." "No..." "let me go... no... no!" " Move, get in there!" "Send a couple of the ripest ones to my room this evening, ok?" "Princess Makarena, your brother the Black Prince of the Vandams has arrived." "Don't thump those things on the ground, pal" " You're wrecking the parquet" "We've just had it polished." "I've come to pay my respects to you, Makarena." " You are welcome, Black Prince..." " Let me kiss your hand, sister." "Listen, Necati" " If you call me sister in front of the soldiers again, I'll..." "Watch it, sister" " I'm not Necati I'm the Black Prince." "Black Prince!" "Please don't touch the surface, you'll leave finger prints." "Are you talking to me?" "To me?" "I found the potion you wanted, my Black brother" "Really!" "First you have to promise me that when you marry Cankiz, you'll father half a dozen children and spoil her beauty by turning her into a 130 kg baby elephant." "I promise, sister." "I promise, o queen!" "Your mother is the queen." "I'm still only a princess." "Give me that, my dear sister." "You will be mine, princess." "So your father the sultan won't give his daughter to the prince?" "We'll see!" "Sister..." "I am going to smash that mirror, I'm telling you!" "That's good, huh, my strong one!" "Come on..." "Can we put this here?" "Won't fit." "Come on, Cankusoglu." "It's time to get going..." "Listen, You're sure you know where this circus is, aren't you?" "Of course I'm sure." "Tüysüz, don't I know you from somewhere?" "I don't know." "Never mind, let's get going." "Come on..." " Come on, come on." " So?" "Yeah, come on!" " What are you doing, little man?" " I'm getting on the donkey." "You can't get on, Tüysüzoglu, this donkey is a two-seater" " What do mean, a two-seater?" " If we put three, the police will stop us." "You're right." "If they impound our donkey what will we do?" "Come on." " What happened, Tüysüzoglan?" " I've sprained my ankle, Keloglan," " Oh God..." " I can't walk..." "Ok, tell us where the circus is." "We can ask on the way and find it." "No way..." "I mean..." "You won't find it..." "I'll have to come with you." "In that case, you get off, Cankusoglan." "Let Tüysüzoglan get on." " What?" " Come on, get off." "We're wasting time." "I can't believe this!" "Hey, Cankusoglan, aren't you going to help me get on?" "Sure, sure - what did your last little black boy die of?" "Get out of the way!" " Tüysüzoglan, are you ok?" " I'm fine, never felt so good in my life." "Great, let's get going then..." "Watch where you put your hands, ok?" "Cool!" "Black Prince, I think it's a trap..." "Are you serious?" "Say the word and we'll get them." "Wait, let's see what they want." "Good day, gentlemen." "You've fallen into the hands of Robin Hood, Prince of thieves, and his men." "Soon my friends will be walking around to collect our fee." "Please don't make a fuss." "Just give whatever you have." "And don't be too sad." "Everyone we rob gets a free copy of the Tales of Robin Hood." "What did you say you were the prince of?" "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves..." "It seems you don't read too many books?" "You're a thief?" "And there's a book just about you?" "Yeah, pretty good, huh!" "Whose name shall I write?" "Prince..." "Black Prince." "My dear Black Prince." "Hoping you read more books." "Robin Hood." "..." " How do you invest your income?" " Our income?" " What do you do with your ill-gotten gains?" " Oh yeah," "I was going to tell you." "We give it all to the poor." "You give it to the poor?" "We rob the rich and give to the poor..." "we're not your normal bad kind of thief." "As you see, we are good-hearted thieves." "That's why they put my name on the book." "Would they ever put a bad guy's name on a book?" "Of course not." "Did you hear that, guys?" "Get them!" "What a fate!" "I've been waiting here for months and no one has come to rub the lamp!" "Tüysüzoglan, are you sure this circus is somewhere around here?" " Oh, someone's coming." " Not far now." "How far we go?" "Don't shout like that, huh!" "You'll scare the donkey." "Stroke him, stroke him..." "Keloglan, we're saved!" " What do you mean, we're saved?" " We're saved!" "My God, we're saved!" "We really are!" "We're saved!" "I was so sad we left the tea pot behind in our hurry this morning Cankusoglan, it's good that we found this tea pot, huh?" "Oh, it tastes like honey." "Keloglan." "It was time for a tea break." "It takes away all the fatigue of a journey." "But let's not waste time." "Let's drink our tea and get on the road." "It would be good to find the circus before dark." "Tüysüzoglan, we'll get there before nightfall, won't we?" "Of course we will." "The circus is just over that hill." "Tüysüz, we haven't met before, have we, at the market or somewhere like that?" "No, how could we have met?" "Never mind." "I'll draw some water from this well." "We'll take some to drink on the way." "Will you come and help me, Keloglan?" "What?" "Come on, Keloglan!" "Excuse me?" "There's something strange about Tüysüz." "Why, Cankusoglan?" "Isn't it good that he's helping us?" "No there's something about him." "I'm sure I've seen his face somewhere." "But where?" "Oh, what's that?" "There's a girl getting out of the well." "Hey, sister." "Is the water in this well drinkable?" "I won't drink the water, Keloglan." "That girl put her head in it." "Ah, you wash one head in a big well." "No problem." "It'll be clean." "Ok, but how are we going to get the water." "We don't have a rope or a bucket." "Easy!" "You hold my legs and I'll dip the tea pot in the water like this, and take it out." "No Keloglan..." "You're heavier than me." "You hold me and let me get the water in the teapot." "I'll do it like this, ok?" "All right, what I say is We do it this way." "You hold me." "Why are you standing in my way, pal?" "I'll plaster you on the wall like a fly!" " Are you talking to me?" " Yes, you, you cockroach!" "Take a look at me!" "Hacivat!" "Watch this." "Take him out." "Learn this move." "Call it the 'way of the crane'!" "All right!" "What's going on?" "What're you doing, buddy?" "First let me see the goods." "Let me have the other thing." "Give it to me!" "Who is Necati, by the way?" "That night you left these in my pumpkin coach." "They have 'Necati' embroidered on them." "I borrowed them from a friend." "Maybe he had it done." "How can I help you, my prince?" "Get Cankiz to drink this." "Where's this circus, guys?" "It's gotta be round here somewhere." "Last time I saw it it was right here." "When did you last see this damn circus?" "Not that long ago, only last year." "Or maybe the year before... or maybe the year before that..." "That's all!" " Dear God!" "I'm fed up with this!" "Help!" "Are you having us on, eh?" "Oh God, don't do that, Cankusoglan!" "Dear God!" " Greetings!" "Who are these guys?" " The Biriciks." " The Biriciks?" " Yes." "There's nothing to worry about." "Keloglan, I've heard that these Biriciks are very friendly, warm, loving people." "Yes, they do look friendly." "Well done, pal." "Cankusoglan, where are you going?" "This guy must be chief of the Biriciks." "Let's introduce ourselves to him." "If they like us, I don't think there'll." "Be any problems..." "And maybe they know where our circus is." "Good thinking, Canküsoglan." "Let's do it." "Greetings, my lord." "I greet you on behalf of my colleagues." "Bravo, well done!" "Cankusoglan, the chief likes you." " Oh my God!" " What's going on, Keloglan?" "This evening there's a dance competition with a flying carpet for a prize." "Ha!" "All the preparations are for that occasion!" "Flying carpet, huh!" "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Oh no, buddy" " I'm not thinking that at all - no way!" "Why not, buddy?" "There's a flying carpet to be won - just think, man!" "I'll dance with you, Keloglan!" "Are you a good dancer, Tüysüzoglan?" "Have you realized?" "There's no women here." "Are you crazy, pal?" "You could have broken my head!" "Wait, wait!" "Cankiz!" "Don't!" "Stop!" "Cankiz, it's me, the Black Prince!" "Stop!" "Honey, didn't you let your hair down so I could climb up the tower?" "No..." "I just got out of the shower..." "It's hard to dry my hair so I thought I'd hang it out of the window." "So..." "When did you grow it so long?" "It's a hair extension." "Today my father gave a new task to Keloglan." " Yeah, I heard..." "This time it's serious." "I can't get out of it." "If Keloglan comes back... with the giant's belt, I'll have to marry him." "And we'll be parted." "Nothing's finished till I say so." "I've got a great plan!" "Up till now they always said we won't give our daughter to a prince." "But this time the sultan will send you to me with pipes and drums!" "I miss you so much, Black Prince!" "I miss you too, Cankiz." "Stop stop, what are you doing?" "Someone will see." "Come here." "I've brought you camomile tea, princess..." "Oh how kind, Cinderella!" "By the way, what's the time?" "Five past twelve, princess..." "OK, you may go." "Pesky Cinders." "Good night, princess..." "Sweet dreams..." "Keloglan, come on, get up, let's go." "We won the flying carpet!" "Please help me, Tüysüzoglan, rescue me from these people." "Come, come..." "How did you escape from them?" "It seems I'm not their type." " What type are you?" " Never mind!" "Gentlemen, why don't you help, for God's sake, instead of standing there?" "Oh, my daughter." "Wake up, wake up now." "Leave her to me..." " Oh my beautiful daughter, wake up." " Let me try, your majesty." "We need to send for the prince with the white steed your majesty." "I won't give my daughter to a foreign prince." "OK then, let her sleep forever like a log." "Guards, send the word around." "Wherever he is, let this foreign prince bring his white steed and come immediately!" "If I remember right, the kiss from a fearless hero will do instead of a prince with a white steed or so I read." "A fearless hero?" "Where are you, Keloglan?" "For God's sake, come quickly!" " This carpet doesn't fly!" " There must be a button somewhere." "I think we probably have to say some kind of magic spell..." "We made a decision, little man, not to listen to your opinions any more." " We should take the donkey." " Hang on, Keloglan..." "Wait a bit!" "You've got the latest flying carpet and you want to put a donkey on it!" " The latest model, huh?" "But it won't fly!" "What if we run it down a hill?" "Come on, damn you!" "Let's get going before these Biriciks wake up." "Carpet, carpet, fly away home, Your house is on fire and your children all gone." " He's dreaming" " Stupid, stupid!" "Dear God!" "I think we're flying!" "Hey!" "1... 2 3... 4..." "Attention!" "Great - don't forget behind the ears " "They must be whiter than white!" "All right!" "I like this carpet business!" "We're going fast!" "In half an hour we'll find ourselves at the circus." "In fact, if we throw Tüysüzoglan off we'll go faster." " No, no, don't do that." " What do you want?" "We've already wasted too much time." "Come here!" " What's going on?" "What're you doing?" " The carpet's gone crazy!" "There must be turbulence!" "When you were sleeping this morning, I did something to it." "What did you do?" "I should kill this Tüysüz!" " I swallowed a fly." " Close your mouth!" "Yes, my friend." " What is this now?" " The circus!" "Ole!" "Come on, get moving!" " Welcome." " Is there a giant in this circus, pal?" "Of course..." "Come in, come in!" " He's coming, the giant's coming!" " He's really coming!" "Thanks, Tüysüz..." "Thanks to you we found the circus!" "Ladies and gentlemen..." "On stage before you is the great Devriye!" "Oh!" "Our daughter's sleeping like a log." "What are you doing?" "You'll wake her up!" "I wish they could!" " Respectful greetings, your majesty!" " Who are you, my son?" "I'm the prince with a white scarf!" "I hear there's a young sleeping princess who needs waking up." "I have to kiss her and wake her up." "This must be her, I guess!" " Stop, stop." "What are you doing?" " But your majesty." "God forgive you!" "We need a prince with a white steed, not a prince with a white scarf!" "A white steed?" "When the fax arrived, the paper got stuck at that point " "I couldn't read it, and I thought what's the use of a white scarf?" " I'll throttle you with this white scarf!" " I guess I misunderstood you." "Ah, I die, Horatio..." "This dreadful poison is pressing on my soul." "Bravo!" "Bravo!" "This woman is wonderful!" "So tell your mother to come and ask for her hand in marriage!" "I told you we couldn't be real heroes by trying to cheat!" "What's the name of this play?" "We were really moved!" "Weren't we, friends?" "Did you hear, guys?" "It was Hamlet!" "In fact Hamlet is a male character..." "but I play the role in man's clothes." "Actually, because I'm the only actor in the circus, I play all the roles." "Well, in fact we're here on business, that's why we're bothering you." " On business?" " Important business?" "We are here to desire the honor of your presence at the sixty-third celebration of our Traditional Theatre Festival." " I don't believe it!" "Are you serious?" " It's true!" "Cankusoglan!" "What festival?" "What theatre?" "If you accept this invitation we will put our names to a project with a very important cast." "Of course I accept!" "It's an honor for me!" " The honor is ours, my friend!" " What honor, huh?" "But we want you to play all your roles in men's clothes, and to wear men's clothes during the festival to make it more convincing." "Like Viola in Shakespeare's Twelfth Night!" "Our play will be just like that!" "Keloglan, This Shakespeare wasn't a low-born character, was he?" "." "In that case, We'll be in trouble with the Sultan." " Look into it, then." " Why?" "Ah, the beautiful Viola!" "She dresses as a man just to be near the man she loves, and no one notices for the whole play!" "I could play that role very well, believe me!" "I'm sure you could." "Anyway you..." "Just a minute..." "Is there really a story like this?" "The girl dresses as a man just to be near the one she loves?" "Well, she loves him so much, what can she do?" "But the man doesn't know the worth of the love she offers him." "You see that, huh!" "I mean, what a wonderful story, isn't it!" "So what happens in the end?" " Aah, you'll find out at the festival..." " Sure." "Come on then, we've got a long way to go." "Come on, guys!" "You're up to more tricks, aren't you, Cankusoglan?" "I'm updating the project a little, pal." "The sultan wants the giant's belt..." "We're taking the giant himself!" "We'll have Cankiz right where we want her." "Yo!" "Let's see!" "Come on!" " She won't wake up!" " Your majesty, your majesty!" "Keloglan is coming!" " Has he got the giant's belt?" " Yes, he has." "But it seems he forgot to take the belt off the giant first!" "Cankus, sir!" "Why are these people running away in fear?" "They're very ex cited to see a big star like you..." "I mean..." "I think these poor people are running around trying to find pen and paper to get your autograph" " Oh, how sweet they are!" "But listen dear..." "Stick to your role - try not to look like a girl!" "Sorry..." "These chains are really nice!" "They make my role seem more tragic!" "They do, don't they!" "But Cankusoglan, I don't feel happy." "I always say there's no bravery... in lying and cheating." "That's what you think, pal..." "Look at the sultan!" "He's come to the gate to meet you!" "Devriye, dear..." "You're sure this Viola story has a happy ending aren't you?" " Of course I'm sure!" "It doesn't feel that way to me..." "What the hell is that?" " It's a white horse, o prince!" " It's got grey hairs, pal!" "Open your mouth, quickly!" "Kiss her before the effect of the potion wears off and she wakes up." "Do it man!" "No, your majesty." "I don't trust her." "She's pretending to be asleep just so she won't have to marry me, isn't she!" "No, son, there's no trick!" "Look she's fast asleep." " She can't hear a thing." " So what are we going to do?" "You'll kiss her and wake her up," "Really!" "It shall be done, your majesty." "Kiss her now - wake her up!" "Go get her, Keloglan!" "What are you waiting for, son?" "Do it!" "Just a moment - for the bad breath..." "Take two." "Cankiz is now yours, Keloglan." "What!" "Disgusting!" "Get away from me, wretch!" "Oh, daddy!" "You've come late, you've come late!" "I know, get out of my way..." "Keloglan has already kissed the princess and woken her up." "What!" "What are you saying?" "And he caught the dreadful giant, and brought him as a prisoner!" "But, but that's impossible." "Something strange is going on here." "What?" " You see?" " Who the hell is this Keloglan?" "It's just between us, but he's saying bad things about you." "Dear theatre-lovers, I would like to thank you for inviting me to your festival." "And then I grabbed the giant by the neck..." "The size is not important, I said It's what you do with it that counts!" "You should have seen it, girls!" "The huge giant was trembling with fear." "What a beautiful smile!" "What's your name?" " Have you got a sister, Birgül?" " What?" "What?" "What?" "Oh no, Snowy..." "Snowy baby!" "...wait!" "You've got it all wrong." " Snow White, have you seen Tüysüz?" " You men are all the same!" "What?" "Cankusoglan!" "Have you seen Tüysüz tonight?" "No, I haven't seen him tonight." "Dammit." "Where has he got to, that guy?" " I'm feeling really down." " Yes I'm a woman..." "My name is Viola." "And I'm in love with you, Duke Orsino." "Tüysüzoglan, what're you doing here alone?" "Why don't you come and enjoy yourself with us?" "No, no, I'm fine." " Ah, oh, are you crying?" " No." "Look at this pebble." "Look at the beautiful shape!" "You have it." "Take it!" "If you have a lover one day you can give it to her as a gift." " You'll win her heart." " Thank you." "I was watching Devriye in the play." "The writer told a wonderful story..." "The main character Viola puts on men's clothes to be nearer to the man she loves but the man doesn't know it." "In fact the man is in love with another woman who doesn't love him." "He can't see the love under his nose." "How stupid!" "And..." "But the girl - to make the man she loves happy, and to ease his pain is helping him to win the heart of the woman he loves." " Amazing!" "What happens in the end?" " In the end." "I haven't seen the ending." "I was worried about you, so I came looking." "But I'm sure in the end, the man will realize who really loves him." "Who the hell is this Keloglan?" "I want to see him!" "What's this?" "Come on!" "Oh, my God!" " Let's get going." "The real giant's come." " We can see him, buddy." "My Devriye." "My God!" "Devriye!" "My Devriye!" "Thank you, God!" "I've found you at last!" "We'll never part, Muharrem, we won't!" "Wow!" "It seems the love of giants is extra large too!" "Keloglan's giant was a fake!" "Hey, where are you taking the girl, pal?" "Where's he going?" "No problem..." "It's the prince on the white horse." "Keloglan..." "We're in real trouble now!" "It's all finished..." "I'm finished!" "Don't give in to despair, buddy." "Our situation's not that bad." "For sure we can find a way out..." "Have you got a light?" "We deserve this..." "The bad guys lost." "In fact the best way out is this." "Face the truth and die." "Keloglan, before I die I want to confess something to you." "So confess then." "Well, in fact..." "The truth is..." "You know Tüysüzoglan..." "Well, I..." " Keloglan." " Yes, Cankusoglan..." "What's up?" "Have you come up with a new sly plan that will put us in a worse situation than we are in now?" "Are these grey snakes deadly or harmless?" "Grey snakes?" "Are they deadly?" "My friend, you just head for that Tüysüz over there." "Hey, friend!" "The one with no hair." "Go for him." "Go get him, the one with no hair..." "That one there, yes, him!" "Yay!" "We're saved!" "Keloglan, some people are coming!" "We're saved!" "I don't believe it!" "Hey, my friend, come here..." "Don't go!" "Bite me first!" "I want to die quickly!" "My friend!" "Hey!" "You saved our lives." "We're very grateful." "In fact I'm not so grateful." "We were dying gracefully..." "Now I'll have to make suicide arrangements" "Keloglan, I think they're going to give a concert or something, somewhere..." " We going to play at a wedding." " Ah, how nice!" "Whose wedding is it?" "The Black Prince and Cankiz." " So where is the wedding?" " Where do you think?" "The Vandam castle!" "Why don't you go and rescue Cankiz, Keloglan?" "What?" "Well, up till now all the tasks you've done were just games!" "But now there's a real task in front of you!" "At last a real task that will make you a genuine hero!" "Don't talk rubbish, buddy..." "How can we pass the guards at the Vandam castle?" "I've got a plan!" "So we're back where we started..." "Esteemed guests!" "Now we invite the bride and groom on to the dance floor." "Applause please!" "To accompany the dance, we bring you the Biriciks!" " How happy I am!" " Of course you are..." "I wish mum and dad and the rest of them were here..." "Forget about them..." "In my tale there's no place for fat-bellied sultans and their wrinkled wives." " Your tale?" "Welcome to the tale of the Black Prince, baby!" "Have an apple?" " Come on, let's go dance!" " No, no!" " Come on, let's show off a little..." " I like it better here." "Ok, I'll dance on my own then." "What is this?" "Hey, leave the girl alone!" "Keloglan!" "Hold on, princess, I'm coming!" "Leave that bald guy to me!" "I'll take care of him myself!" "Stop it!" "Stop following me!" "What are you doing here, Keloglan?" "Don't worry, princess, don't worry!" "You're safe now!" "For God's sake!" "Who told you to come and rescue me?" "I don't want ...to be rescued!" " Huh?" " But..." "I don't understand!" " There's nothing to understand." "I love the Black Prince, not you!" "But all those tasks!" "All those adventures!" "They were all to entertain my father..." "I always prayed that you would die in one of them, but it didn't happen." "My God!" "Am I dead?" "Balkiz..." "This stone..." "Tüysüzoglan..." "Were you Balkiz all the time?" "Why did you do it?" "To be near the man I love!" " What a weird thing to do!" " Weird?" "Open your eyes now and see how much I love you!" "I threw myself in front of the arrow for you." "Do you think Cankiz would do this?" "I love you with a true and unselfish love." "You may be bald and vain but I love you." " My Keloglan..." " Yes?" "Ah, I can see a hair!" "Is my hair growing back?" "My God!" "Thank God, my hair's growing back!" " What did you do, Keloglan?" " It's ok, the roots are still here." "Do you see, Keloglan..." "True love conquers all." " Even baldness!" " You mean Sirmaoglan, I think!" "Stand up, Keloglan." "I want to see your face as you die." "There's no more Kelolglan..." "You can have Sirmaoglan, ok?" "It doesn't matter to me..." "Did I pay good money for you?" "You get in my way in every adventure!" "Well, it's not easy to be a popular fairy tale hero." "Don't envy me..." "Try hard, you can be one too, pal." "Arrest that character!" "You've got two hairs on your head - Does that make you a man?" "Do you think you're a man, you mini-skirted foreigner?" "The split looks good, but you need to get your legs waxed, Neco!" "Are you going to teach me about hair?" "Let me go!" "Do you know who I am?" "I'm an important person!" "I'm..." "Just a minute..." "I have connections..." "Hang on a minute, I want to say something." "What are you doing?" "I have things to do." "I know this Milton style of fighting..." "I don't want to use it on you, but..." "What's all this?" "Hey, it's ok, pal!" "I'm fine here!" "You get on with your fighting, ok?" "And watch out for those swords!" "Thanks, thanks a lot!" "I'm Cankusoglan." "Nice to meet you." "We've come to the second apple." "Yes." "So we've come to the end of the tale." "The end of Keloglan's tale, but the start of the Black Prince's!" "I've got four special moves..." "You are trying in vain, Keloglan." "In this tale, I'm the victor!" "The bad guys win this one!" "My name is not Keloglan..." "It's Sirmaoglan, Necati." " Who's Necati?" " The Black Prince..." "You see what happened!" "I'm the winner!" "The princess of the Goodies has chosen me!" "The evil prince has got the good princess." "I loved you the first moment I saw you, Cankiz..." "Because I thought that you also loved me I got into a lot of dangers for you but you chose to play with me." "So, in fact, you are a very bad princess, Cankiz!" "What do you mean?" "No, no!" "What sort of book would be called Black Necati?" "But my prince, it will be so appealing to children." "They'll love it!" "In fact, it's not a bad idea!" "Black Necati on holiday." "Black Necati on a picnic." "Black Necati starts school..." "Black Necati's circumcision..." "Black Necati on the way to the chateau..." "And even Black Necati and his best friend Kil Bil..." "Are you having me on?"