"Motax to 510... 510 here?" " 22 Radbout Flats..." "Radbout... where's that?" "On Gelderland Square..." "I remember." "Number 22?" " Yes." "On my way..." "Thanks..." "Motax for first man Elandsgracht." "Here I am: 46." " Go to 351 Kinkerstraat, 3rd floor." "Any time." "Thanks." "Motax to 303." "A customer outside the Rose Bar." "303 here, I'll look." "Motax to 112." "A trip to the station." "Motax to 112." "A trip to the station." "No 112?" "Then the next." "Dennis, 112..." "I'm busy right now, but thanks darling." "Here you are, kid." "What a stench." " You smell any better?" "Now we're quits?" " Okay." "Have a nice meal." "Christ!" "Here, I'm going." "Going?" "No way." "You're coming too." "I'll do the talking." "If he acts up, you play the Yugoslav." "Listen Cees." "I haven't slept for 2 nights." "I'm going." "Quit griping." "We'll only scare him." "He'll pay his debts on his shitty cab." "Listen, friend..." "You want sheep's head?" "You get sheep's head and do what you like with it." "Shove up your ass." "Gimme cents, I go home!" "I nearly peed myself, take that thing out." "Take out your own dick." "Hurry up." "Smile..." "You get paid afterwards." "Dammit..." "Cees, a taxi with a nosebleed..." "Bastards!" "Dennis!" " Hit him hard." "Dennis help!" "Crap cabbie!" "Cees..." "That's enough." "Cees, enough..." "He understands now, Cees." "Fuck off, asshole!" "ROADKILL" "Christ!" "What's that on your hand?" "What?" ""What?" On your hand!" "Oh that?" "Shit!" "I got some meat..." "It's not just a dent in your door..." "No way..." "Hinges had to be wrecked too." "What did you do?" "Well..." "If you get the door off... when I wake up I feel happy if I look beside me I see you at once very carefully I stroke your hair and I whisper quietly that I love you" "you don't bore me in the least" "I am happy that I know you because I can build my happiness on you" "I pluck a star for you because I love you too the world can know it makes me feel so warm you're my sunshine that gives me strength" "I'll never forget what I mean by this" "it's my emotion" "Ladies and gentlemen, it's this tasty chick's birthday today." "Give her a round of applause for being 62 years old!" "Happy birthday!" "Hip, hip hurray!" "From me and my brother." "Here we go again." "All those tears!" "Join in!" "all those tears they don't count for me anymore" "Been to the barber, baldy?" " To yours." "Your life's no use, is it?" " You can say that again." "A night off and here he is again!" " I miss you, you know that!" "Three plates of ham and eggs, white bread." "And put it on my tab." "Your tab can take it." "Why not bring your whole family?" "!" "Give that NATOs a drink too." " What?" "NATOs:" "North African Type on Sneakers." "They fill the city and drive you crazy." " Behave yourself." "He doesn't mind, he's a cloggy like you and me." "He just looks a bit weird." "Hey, buddy!" " Superman, guess what." "I'm getting the boss' permit." "Only 200,000." "Sure." "He doesn't even like you and he'll sell you his permit for 100,000 discount?" "Sorry, but he promised it to me." "I drove for him long before you." ""Too late," said Winnetou." "The permit is Mahmud's too." "Don't get worked up about the cash, moo." "But you can still lease from me." "I'm your new boss." "I don't screw my mates" "Dirty bastard." " Ladies..." "Drinks on this Moroccan." "Soon with his own permit and plenty of cash." "And Fatso there is going to work for me." "You think she had a nice birthday?" "Was that our permit he was talking about?" "Oh, Mahmud's full of shit." "200,000..." "Thank goodness for that!" "No limo service without a permit!" "Believe me, he won't get that permit." "Certainly not for that money." " Really?" "Joris hates them all, I know." "That permit is ours." " Will you go after it?" "You promised, Dennis." "Honey, I'm home." "Come here..." "Are you angry?" "Daddy had to work." "He had a birthday." "Couldn't you have done the washing up?" "Hey..." "Hey?" "Did I shake the shit bucket?" "Too late: the permit went to your camel friend." "What d'you mean?" "!" "I drove for you for years and now you've sold it to that fucking Moroccan?" "For just 200,000?" "Crazy!" " He's good, not a fucking Moroccan." "Works hard, never late, pays on time." " Crap!" "You always complain about him." " He says he has the money." "You have 200,000?" " My brother and I have it." "I have a right to that permit." "You never have money." "How much in your pocket?" "Enough to buy a round for my friends." "Dennis, wait..." "When will you buy a normal car?" "You look like a gypsy." "I'll give you some advice free of charge." " You?" "Give something away free?" "Hang on to your money." "Wait another year." "Joris, man!" "We need the permit for the limo service." " Mahmud's getting it." "It's in your own interests, believe me." "Joris, another dream shattered." "Thanks a lot!" "What are you doing here?" "Go talk to your boss." "Permit, remember?" "Move over." "Go on." "Let it work, take a wire brush and you can get it off without effort." "I've heard enough..." "Fucking thing..." "I told you." "Start with that engine you'd get." " A limo service with one limo, Marco!" "That'll be popular!" "First you need to invest." " Invest?" "I'm ready when you are." "Joris is your mate, isn't he?" "You can depend on him, can't you?" "Yes, so?" "I already spoke to him, you know." "The permit isn't going to Mahmud." "It'll just take some time." "Formalities..." "Things like formalities." "Things..." " That's what I said." "The camel is talking crap." " Sure, Dennis." "Formalities..." " What?" "Sure, "things"..." " Yeah!" "Hey Sheephead!" "What do I hear?" "Problems with Joris?" "Come with me." " No, I'll... when I wake up, I feel happy when I look beside me, I see you" "I cautiously stroke your hair and whisper softly that I love you you don't bore me for a moment" "I'm happy to know you it's you I build my happiness on" "I pluck a star for you because I love you the world can know it makes me feel so warm you are my sunshine that gives me strength" "I can never forget what I mean by this" "it's my emotion" "left foot on green..." "Jan!" " That's your right foot." "Try your left!" "With the toe..." " Jan!" "Here's Dennis, you know." "That was you?" "Jan Bremer..." "Uncle Jan." "Dennis, nice to meet you." " That's what you think." "You won, kids!" "All right?" "Sweet children." "But they dribble so much." "Dennis was the name?" "Now tell me, where do you get a sheep's head in the middle of the night?" "Petting farm?" "You know Joop?" "Have a word with him." "Joop!" "Joop!" "He wants a permit of his own." "Hello, I'm Dennis." "We gypsies are very hospitable..." "Who was it for?" "It's for Marco and especially for Eliza." " Okay." "We are very hospitable." "Your home is mine." "We love visiting your home." "With a patron like yours I daren't say no." "This is blackmail." "I'll have to report it, Uncle Jan." "You do that, Inspector Clouseau." "Detective..." " Cheers." "Detective?" "He never solved a case!" "Don't worry there's no offal in these snacks." "Hey, it says here 23 percent animal waste." " Ruud..." "You're animal waste." "He's right, Ruud." "Someone who gets in a cage for his living to beat shit out of someone he's animal waste." "What are you laughing at?" "I'm not laughing, Ruud." "I didn't know you were a cage fighter?" "They let you out today?" "If you think Ruud's bad you should see his brother Cees..." "Was that his brother?" "I thought he was a mongol, but a big one." "He killed someone in the ring, did you know?" "Anyway, where were we?" "It comes down to this:" "banks don't invest in permits." "Not stable enough." "So they won't give you any money." " No." "Sure, logical." " It isn't logical at all." "There's enough to be earned on the street." "Our mutual friends make sure it stays that way, don't they?" "Anyway..." "You'll have to borrow from finance companies, private banks..." "High interest, but plenty of money for a new car." "You can also use it for a new house or a boat." "You like sailing?" "Be glad you don't have to pay." "It doesn't get any better." "All the other guys have similar loans, that's how it works." "I get more finance than the permit is worth, so I can buy a new car." "Or a house or a boat." " A boat" "What's wrong with the Chevy?" " It's not presentable." "And the boat is?" "The old limo is still rusting." "But it's there." "You can touch it." "I paid for it." "My own money, Dennis." "No constructions or messing." "Why do you need me if you can get a loan?" "Never mind, you could sit in the car instead of lying under it, that's all!" "Oh, you're doing it for me!" "I don't need you and your tricks." "I'm happy with my garage." "That's fine." "What?" " Yes, what?" "You have hardly any customers!" "It's a chance to work with me at last..." " With you?" "And who else?" "I don't want to work with you anymore!" "Boys!" "What's your problem?" "I know you need money!" "Are you complaining to him?" "No?" "Were you complaining to him?" "No?" " What's the matter with you, Ko." "What are you doing here?" "You're here nearly every day." "When I get home, there you are with your big fat ass on my sofa and you complain." "Get your own family." "Get lost, man!" "Sorry Lisa..." "It seemed like a good idea but he doesn't want to." " You know him." "He's probably right." "Salaam alaikum." "Salaam I like'm, hold tight and watch'm." "Where did you steal that?" "Don't be cheeky to your new boss." "I don't work for goat fuckers!" " Mind your words!" "There's plenty more like you." "You have to shit on the palefaces." "I understand if you don't want to work for a "fucking Moroccan"..." "You have to pay up." "You still owe me some lease." "Where did you get all that money?" "Permit, new car..." "Blow jobs on the side?" "Rich uncle in Morocco?" " No, Aunt and she loco..." "Coffee?" "Sure you can you afford it on my 300,000?" "Just about." "Well..." "Congratulations on starting up on your own." "I always was on my own." "And now... party time?" "May I?" " Open it." "Great, man!" "That's the heart of our limousine." " Don't it gleam!" "Homo!" " Okay..." "Watch this." "The monster is awake!" "I'm scared..." "So am I, actually." "You know what?" "Let's go see Mum." "Here they are again, as long as it's free!" "Cremated with love, for you." " Now I know why I dumped you." "This isn't right." "Learn to cook!" " Don't complain." "And you should just have a dance with me." "give me your love" "A sausage is okay too." "Come on, mate." "Get away from that grey thing." "6 cylinders, 190 hp, ABS, SRS, SBC, ESP ASR, BAS, navigation, cruise control, tiptronic..." "Gin and tonic?" "Great!" "But not for me." "All that electronic shit." "One thing breaks and you're stuck." "The Chevy has 8 cylinders, but 4 will get you home." "I want American space, an engine to walk around, a sound like a tank." "Not this silence." "I'm driving 220 and it can go faster!" " Hold the wheel!" "What?" "So much money for a little piece of paper." "It's a pity the old man isn't here." "I know what he'd have said." "This paper cost 200,000?" "That's more than a Vincent van Coughsyrup." "At least you could look at that!" "I'd frame it, if I were you." "My colleague..." " Colleague." "Well..." "You shouldn't have done that." " Put them back, they're for Uncle Jan." "Uncle Jan?" "Now you call him Uncle Jan?" " Yes." "I suppose you're his little niece." " You have to humor him for better trips." "Humor?" "You sit on his lap too?" "If I have to, I will." "Hey monkey face, this is your ex." "I just left a message on your mobile." "Can you fetch Max from school?" "Ko is in Belgium." "I have to cut a few heads in the old people's home." "Yes, I'm here." "Yeah..." "It's going to be all right, isn't it?" "I'll be there." "No, to the cat." "Did the queen have a good day?" " I'm not the queen, but the princess!" "Sorry, princess..." "Where d'you want to go?" " To the monster!" "The monster's a little ill." "Stay there." "What about my new suit?" "Lovely." " It is?" "Be a Monster contest?" "Come on, feeding time." "Buddy!" " Bless you!" "Here..." "Your last lease." "You look awful!" "Like a green spot!" "That's me!" "The green machine!" "I have princess in the back." "She has to eat." "I'll see you inside." "Allowing competition means giving out more permits." "Your permit will be worthless." "It's that simple." " You think it'll happen?" "Motax always defends our interests!" "Uncle Jan won't let that happen." "We'll kick those cunts off the street." " Hey, there's a kid here, you cunt!" "My uncle says..." " His Moroccan uncle with the camels!" "My uncle deserves respect." "He says you can't stop the law." "Of course..." "I'd rather talk to Uncle Jan than your uncle what can't talk proper Dutch." "Here, Fatso, if you can read." " Dennis, forget about it." "Believe me Mahmud, it won't happen." "Motax will never allow another company in town." "Stop it." "That's what it says." " Trust me." "It's been like this for years." "Don't worry." "No way." "You just watch." "Let's see Mum." "Here you go." "Don't give her so many sweets." "She had dinner too." " I bet she did." "Look at you." "Ko's on his way back from Belgium." "Come in." "That'd be nice." " He'll see my fat ass on his sofa." "I have to talk to someone." "And work." " Okay." "Thanks anyway." "Hey Dennis!" " Let him go." "Did you have fun in there?" "All business, boy." "Business!" "How's Cees?" "Back in his cage." "The competition has guts." "How dare they?" "Scum!" "I can't see it happening." "On the other hand..." "I have an uncle who says you can prevent laws being enacted..." "Bring any complaints to the board meeting." "Complaint?" "Not at all." "Quite the opposite." "I'm just saying to the guys that we won't allow it, will we?" "Fuck off back to your own country!" "He can drive straight into the canal!" "Fuck off to Morocco!" "How dare you come in here with that story!" "How can you stab us in the back!" " How dare you?" "You come in here with a bunch of wogs!" "Look at Ali Baba with his apes!" "Listen to me, you filthy cunt!" " Just listen!" "The first cockroach to steal my work, I'll break his back!" "Listen, bald brat!" " Asshole, you mean!" "Just listen and read the paper." "It's all legal, just think." "Stop it, all of you!" "Christ, man!" "How could he know she was your daughter?" "What?" "You have nothing to laugh about." "It affects you too." "Just wait till that new company starts!" " What are you talking about?" "As I'm trying to explain to them, Dennis that we've applied for new permits and everyone's welcome." "And you are too, Dennis." "Low contributions, normal prices for permits." "What are you up to, bloodsucker?" " You should have listened, Dennis." "I warned you!" " What do you mean?" "Did I sell it to you?" " Don't talk crap!" "Let go!" "So Marco drives to Belgium for spares for your limo and comes back with one indicator light?" "It's true." "Sometimes I think you guys don't want to finish the car." "Then there's nothing left to do." "Nothing to gripe about." "Hey, Maxi!" "Need a taxi!" "Easy as pie?" "What's easy as pie?" "Hey dumbo." "What's easy as pie?" "Will you explain, or shall I?" "Just when everyone's dumping his permit because the law's changing my brother, easy as pie, takes out a huge loan to buy one!" "Why are they being dumped?" " The law's changing." "Not right away." "Surely you get some warning?" "Politicians say all kinds of things." "This law, that regulation, too short, too long, blabla..." "Uncle Jan always defended our interests." " Uncle Jan!" "Then Uncle Jan should have told you!" "Here..." "Here!" "Tonight, board meeting!" "Ask!" "Christ, I get the message!" "Damn it!" "I didn't come here for you to call me all kinds of names." "I did a lot for my boys." "Can I speak?" "!" "Or I'll leave and end the meeting." "I, eh..." "I want to know if..." "What happens to our permits now the new taxi law has been passed?" "We were going to be protected, weren't we?" "The market's going to pot." "What's going on exactly?" "What if we can't earn our living?" "Shut your camel trap, Negative Ali!" "Go back to Morocco." " I was born here, mate." "Not in my street!" " Camel fucker..." "Everyone!" "Achmed is right." "I understand he's angry." "Politicians think up a nice story to repress the people and Achmed sees his investment vaporize." "No more nest egg!" "But the law is the law." "We can't do anything, You have to ask parliament about that." "But we can do something about thieving traitors and Nazis!" "It touches my heart that one of my own kids has lined up against all you hard-working men by starting a competing company under our very noses." "Friends, that's a declaration of war!" "With or without this taxi law!" "That's why we want suitable action against DNC or whatever the cockroaches call themselves." "I call for peaceful resistance until all those tattooed apes are driven off our streets!" "Then we can do our work!" "DNC" " Nazis!" "Never mind." "We'll walk from here." "That's 8.40." " Here you are." "Hi..." " Cees..." "Dennis..." " Rudy..." "Were you in the area?" " We need to talk." "How can you live like this!" "What a mess!" "It's not that bad." "I'm never home." "Expecting a war?" "Look at this." "You can never have too much." "Well..." "Nice coffee..." "Well, Dennis." "Hidden talents?" "The secret is not to boil the water before pouring it." "That burns the coffee and ruins the flavor, my mum said." "I'll have to remember that..." "Even cheap coffee like this Robusta tastes better." "This is cheap Robusta coffee?" "It's even better with mineral water instead of tap water." "Not fizzy, of course and with a pinch of salt." "Do you ever read your mail?" "You should." "Then you'd know you're in arrears." "You don't want to be in debt to these guys." "That's right, madam but we worked for Motax once and can't proceed against them." "The contract isn't with Motax but with..." " Schroder Finance?" "That's also a client of ours." "Here it says that Motax can rescind the permit when payments stop." "I can't help you." "That's the end of the matter." "Can't you tell me if it's legal...?" "...to take 19 percent interest, irrespective of the contract?" "It's not illegal in Holland to exploit someone's stupidity." "As if I'm a mongol!" "Hundreds of drivers have the same contract." "All mongols?" "Fucking cow!" "This is what we call a mess in legal terms." "We gathered that." " But not entirely hopeless..." "If what I regard as absurd repayments to Schroder Finance aren't met then this contract says that Motax can take measures." " And?" "So?" "So, Mrs. Horst, theoretically if Motax hinders your husband in his work he can start civil proceedings." "Sue Uncle Jan?" "Sue Uncle Jan?" "I'm finished if I can't shed that contract." " And the loan for 19 percent?" "Just don't tell Ko, that's all." "Take that off." "He thought we were married." "We could have been..." "Sue Uncle Jan..." "I might as well jump in front of a train." " I don't get you." "That you just leapt in without looking." "Well fuck me!" "Get that thing out of here!" "Come on out." " Let go of me!" "You're in the wrong cab." "Let go or I'll stick your head through that screen!" "Come on!" " Take it easy!" "Come on, this is not okay!" " Police." "I'm being attacked..." " What are you talking about?" "You're stealing my work right in front of me..." "Dennis!" "Dennis!" "Dennis!" "Dennis!" "You're a real hero." "Your friends fought a battle for you." "It was on the news." "Looked like war..." "Joop, what's this?" " Hello madam." "You're in my drive." "I want to talk about the contract." "Go inside, Evelyn." "Take the children with you." "I have to call the cops?" " Just go!" "I want my contract revised." "I have a contract with you." "I had it checked." "I'm not paying." "So don't." "I'm only a mediator." " I want out." "The permit is worthless." "You made the loan." "You change it." "You know who you borrowed it from?" " Not interested." "Don't think I'm alone!" "You saw the news?" "Now take care of it." "Thugs like you can't intimidate me." "Problems with the contract?" "See Uncle Jan." "Get lost!" "When are you going?" "Tomorrow." " You're joking!" "And we have to decide now?" "If we lead, the rest follows." " You sue him first." "Let's do it together!" "I have a family too." " You're in shit, just like me." "We're all in it together." "If we don't pay, they have a problem." " And we get a visit from Jan's fighters." "You can eat meatballs through a straw from then on." "I heard enough." "Bye!" "I'm off too." "Sorry Dennis." "Achmed..." "It's down to us." "Sorry." "I don't dare." "Motax to free car near Galenstraat?" "501 available." "501 local and available." "501, you get no work." "The plug's been pulled." "Come in for a chat." "I thought you were dead already." "Walk!" "What did he say?" "That you came to intimidate him and his family?" "Threaten them?" "That's a misunderstanding." " I told you it was a mistake." "I just want..." " You realize I can't tolerate my business partners being bothered by drivers." "Don't you?" "And this..." "I hear you're suing Motax." "Us, not me..." "Us?" " Us..." "All of us." " And who's that?" "Us, the guys..." "You know not to foul your own nest!" "What else is there?" "We all work our butts off." "We get cut off." "How can we earn a living?" "You get it?" "They all come and want to be independent." "Get a loan and earn." "I stick my neck out, find them finance and what do I get?" "Shit, hassles and problems." "I don't need ungrateful drivers." "I want peace on the streets." "I don't need to know who's suing us." "I want it to stop!" "You want your contract changed?" "I think we can work something out." "I still think it's pokey." "Chevy deckchairs are comfy?" "A few tubes with an old sack?" "Is this the pay-in-kind position?" "No, this is the higher-purchase position!" "Next time you'll think twice before signing." "Certainly if it's a killer contract." "Aren't you angry?" "Tell me I'm a cunt?" "You're my big brother." "Cunt!" "Did you call room service?" "Good evening?" "What am I supposed to think of this?" "Coffee?" "That's nice." "Robusta?" "!" " Something like that." "Go to bed, I'll do the night." "I can drive!" " Go to bed." "It'll be all right." "Ape!" " You're the ape here." "Take care." "Accelerator's on the right." " Sure!" "See you." "You should cut your nails." "I'm going to sleep." "At last..." "Go inside." "You'll catch cold." "Motax to 501, trip from Amstel Station." "501, okay." "And thanks." "Damn it." "I'll move it forward a little." " Please." "Fifty positions, they say." "Well, nice..." "Yeah..." "I think it's here." "Right?" "I think so." "Okay..." "Here?" "Yes, I think so." "It's up to you." "Antilleans, I heard." "It's getting out of hand." "Robbing hard-working Dutch kids!" "I'd be angry, you too Cees?" " Sure!" "I'd kick the ass off them." "Kick 'em back to their own fucking country!" "What do you want with me?" "I don't like doing this, Dennis because I like you." "And your brother's in hospital." "But it's simple." "You're too late with your repayments so we impound your permit." "Just until you catch up with your repayments." "You have enough problems!" "Kung fu fighting, Cees!" "Fucking assholes!" "Hey, it's not for myself." "Here you are, keep the permit." "You can have your car back too!" "Listen, friend!" "You owe a tidy sum and I don't care how you pay it." "Consider this as a down payment!" "Don't think your problems are over if you drive for me." "In fact, if you drive with a DNC sign, the fun really starts." "Any one in front of my bumper will be roadkill." "I don't think that's the answer." "Listen, Dennis." "The two of us are facing superior numbers." "The average taxi driver has the IQ of a dead dog and does as he's told." "So what?" "If Jan Bremer says Dennis and his car go in the canal 50 ex-colleagues will push you in." " I don't care." "I want chaos." "I have to do something!" " Dennis!" "What?" " You have a better idea?" "Just drive." "Don't get in trouble and see who has most stamina." "That's how you work." "Play dumb and maneuver round everything." "I warned you," " Thank you too!" "Did you warn Mahmud before you ripped him off?" "We have to do something." "Open your window." "Fuck off with your shit car!" "Hey, Dennis." "Open your window." "Hello!" "Fuck off!" "Drive on a bit." "As you can see we are still victimized while we have the law on our side." "There's no law." "Our drivers are threatened and molested." "One of our men was just attacked!" "It's unbelievable that in Holland..." " They're scum, they are!" "Yes?" " Your little niece Maxi..." "She won't need fetching from school tomorrow." "We'll take care of it, you cunt!" "Lisa, come on!" "Close that case." "Come on." "Christ, Dennis!" "Anything else to confess?" "No doubt." "We've been here a few hours." "It's getting better by the minute" "But you didn't do it right." "Jan's still alive." "He's tough." "He hasn't finished with you yet." "As police, we can't protect you." "When you walk out of here, that's it." "They'll kill you." "What then?" "These are accounts that have to be settled." "Poor Cees, lost his brother." "He's inconsolable." "Did everything together." "Training, sport... from childhood." "What do you want to achieve?" " You'll find out when you're sitting here." "Okay..." "You admit extortion, threatening and wounding a taxi driver in Amsterdam?" "You realize you are testifying against yourself?" "I tried to make that clear to him." "Bad idea..." "You say you are aware of contacts between the police and the bosses of the organization?" "You're sure you want to pursue this?" "In the meantime, the police have to be able to find you." "Don't worry." "You can go now." "Wait..." "We'll be in touch won't we?" "Mum, the Monster!" "That's right, girl." "Let's get our things." "Take it easy." "The engine's running fine." "Morocco..." "It's 2000 kilometers!" "That'll run it in." "I'll come and fetch you when it's all over." "We'll drive back together." "The leather's lovely." "This thing through the Sahara!" "Fuel's cheap." "Red..." "lovely." "Nice weather..." "Plenty of parking spaces..." "What about the color?" "Grey's useless..." "So what do you want?" "Black?" "It'll look like a hearse!" "It's up to you." "As long as it's not grey." "Let's make it white then." "Hey Maxi!" "Hey Maxi!" "Need a taxi?" "Need a taxi?" "Will you be careful?" "Look after my cat?" " Yes." "Promise?" " I promise." "You look like a bunch of gypsies!" "Eyes in the back of your head!"