"STRAY DOGS" "Careful." "What a big tree!" "Careful." "Chung Cheng apartments from 13.88m Taiwanese dollars" " You won't catch me, shorty!" " I will!" "Just try!" "You won't catch me, idiot!" "Yi-chieh!" "Look what I've drawn." "It'll make you laugh." "Come here!" "Hurry!" "I don't want to." "You're a pain!" "OK." "Look and don't move for 10 seconds." " It looks like a big cross." " No!" "No!" "You don't understand anything." "This bag's in the way." "I'll go draw somewhere else." "Far Glory Real Estate Ministry District" "Tel: 8522-1688" "Be careful." "In the bag." "There." " Thanks." " You're welcome." "Milano Park Far Glory, Chung Shan Street" "Don't burn yourself." "It's very hot." "Blow on it." "Thank you." "Is it still hot?" "Yes." "Taste our five-spice sauce." "Try it." "Made the traditional way." "You can have it with the sauce of your choice." "We have thirteen different sauces." "Milano Park" ""In anger my hair stands on end" ""and as the rain stops" ""I launch a shrill cry at the heavens" ""My valiant heart loses hope" ""My exploits are naught but mud and dust" ""And my wanderings, but a cloud under the moon" ""Regret may turn my still-young head grey" ""O vainglorious pain!" ""The shame of defeat is not yet washed away" ""When will the grief of the Empire's subjects end?" ""May the soldiers wallow in the flesh of the barbarians" ""May they quench their thirst on the blood of the Xiongnu" ""When our peaks and rivers are conquered once more" ""The Emperor will receive our homage."" "In anger my hair stands on end" "And as the rain stops" "I launch a shrill cry at the heavens" "My valiant heart loses hope" "My exploits are naught but mud and dust" "And my wanderings, but a cloud under the moon" "Regret may turn my still-young head grey" "O vainglorious pain!" "The shame of defeat is not yet washed away" "When will the grief of the Empire's subjects end?" "May our chariots of war" "Be launched at the borders" "May the soldiers wallow in the flesh of the barbarians" "May they quench their thirst on the blood of the Xiongnu" "When our peaks and rivers are conquered once more" "The Emperor will receive our homage." "Gao, do you read me?" "I read you." "Over." "There's refrigerated produce to be thrown away." "OK, I'm on my way." "You're only eating the dried tofu." "Here, this is nice." "Where did you go today?" " I bought stuff." " What?" " A cabbage." " A cabbage?" "What for?" "Why a cabbage?" "Hurry up and finish." "Eat properly." "Or we'll have to wait for you." "Eat to grow big and strong!" "My pay from today." "I'll keep 100 for my smokes." "Daddy." "Help me." "Come and wash your feet." "Roll them up." "Yi-chieh, I'm putting your things here." " Are you keeping the cabbage?" " I'm sleeping with it." "Totally crazy!" "You're strange." "Wacked!" "Look where you left your underwear again!" "Make it neat." "Hey, President, come and get it!" "Don't you want any?" "Did somebody already feed you?" "Handsome!" "Did you miss me?" "Pee." "I need to pee." "There you go." "Hold it." "Hold it tight." "Hands." "Rub harder." "Again." "Nearly finished." "I'm done with my sign Signed, Wang" " Are you cold?" " Yes." "We'll call her "Miss Cabbage"." "A name for her?" ""Cabbage"." "Miss Cabbage." "I know!" ""Cabbage Lee", because our family name is Lee." "We brought her to life." "And..." "How about "Miss Big Boobs"?" "Say that again." "Miss Big Boobs." "That's just weird!" "Yi-cheng!" "Yi-cheng!" "Yi-cheng!" "Can't you hear me calling?" "Give me the money." "Give it to me, I said!" "Look after your sister." "Share that umbrella with Yi-chieh." "Sit at the end." "Yi-cheng!" "Where are you taking them?" "Let's go, quick!" "Get off!" "Yi-cheng!" "Yi-chieh!" "Yi-cheng!" "Yi-chieh!" "Come back!" "Yi-cheng!" "Yi-chieh!" "Yi-cheng!" "Yi-chieh!" "Let's sing Happy Birthday." "One, two, three..." "Happy birthday to you..." " Happy birthday." " Happy birthday, Daddy." "Are you going to make a wish?" "Make a wish, Daddy." "Blow out the candles." " Finished." " Good." "You haven't finished this bit." " Where?" " Here." "Think about it." "As well as "kicking"?" "As well as "constantly kicking"?" "The foot moves, what does the hand do?" "The hand lets it happen." "Let's what happen?" "What do I write here?" ""Constantly"?" "Think about it." ""Slapping constantly..."" "Are you correcting it?" "I've done all the rest." "Good." "The teacher wants me to do it again." "What do I do here?" "Think about it." "You haven't finished." "I don't know what to write." " What's the subject?" " A Day Out." "Do you need photos?" "Where do you want to go?" "I want to go to a toy shop." "I can have a day off and take you." " I'll tell you a story." " OK." "The Frogs Want a King." "There are lots of frogs in a pond." "But because they're weak they're always being mistreated." "They ask the Fairy to send them a king, so that no one will ever mistreat them again." "At midnight they pray to have a king." "But all they get sent is a simple stick of wood." "The frogs pray again for a king." "This time they get sent a crane, which eats them all up." "No one protects the frogs." "Poor things." "That's a scary story." "Are the cracks in the walls because of ghosts?" " The wall is sick." " How do you mean?" "A house is like a person." "It gets sick, it grows old." "The cracks in the walls are like its wrinkles." "You see?" "Every house has a story." "But this house is scary." "Too many cracks." "Don't be scared, I'll protect you." "My brother too?" "I'll protect you both." "Why is the house in such a bad state?" "What happened?" " That's a secret." " Tell me." "One day it started raining..." "It rained non-stop." "It rained so hard that water got in." "The house started crying... and crying..." "Can't you see the tears?" "You see?" "Up there." " The white bits?" " Yes, the tracks of its tears." "I can't see any water." "It dried up." "Shall I help you?" "Come here." "Come here, dogs." "Come here, Star."