"(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Who needs a dating app when you've got this dating chap?" "It's Paddy McGuinness!" "(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Oh." "Hello and welcome to Take Me Out." "I'm Time Lord McGuinness!" "(LAUGHTER)" "Er..." "And this is my Love Tardis." "I've travelled to the ends of the galaxy to pair off four sexy Cybermen with 30 dainty Daleks." "(LAUGHTER) If I defeat singledom for good, they can all expect a date." "DALEK:" "Expect a date!" "Expect a date!" "Bring on the girls!" "(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)" "# I live my day as if it was the last" "# Live my day as if there was no past" "# Doin' it all night, all summer" "# Doin' it the way I want to" "# Yeah, I dance my heart out till the dawn" "# But I won't be done when morning comes" "# Doin' it all night, all summer" "# Gonna spend it like no other" "# Now I've found another crush" "# The lush life's given me a rush" "# Had one chance to make me blush" "# Second time is one too late" "# Now I've found another crush" "# The lush life's given me a rush" "# Had one chance to make me blush" "# Second time is one too late #" "Ah!" "Hey!" "What an entrance." "Leanne, you're not having much luck with fellas." "Why?" "I can't pull anybody." "I'm that bad, my nine-year-old son Harry has decided to be my wingman." "(LAUGHTER) I was in the supermarket and a guy walked past and said, "She's fit."" "Harry's like, "Oi, she's single, want her number?" (LAUGHTER)" "Tiny Tinder, this fella." "Harry, if you're watching, get your own job, sunshine." "(LAUGHTER) I'll see what I can do for you." "Thank you." "Rose, why have you come?" "This is going to sound a little bit weird, but I used to be a wedding crasher." "So it's nothing to do with you?" "No." "It'd be, "Who are you here with, the bride or the groom?"" ""No-one, I just like weddings." (LAUGHTER)" "They think I'm having a laugh, but I'm not even joking. (LAUGHTER)" "Now I think it's my turn." "I can feel you're going to do well tonight." "Sophie, what kind of bloke are you looking for?" "I'm looking for an adventurous guy, because I'm pretty adventurous." "What do you mean?" "You like outdoor sports?" "Yeah." "I've wrestled a crocodile." "You've wrestled a crocodile?" "In so many words, yeah." "I went volunteering in Africa..." "OK. ..and went to a crocodile and alligator sanctuary and learned how to get on top of the alligator, find out its sex." "Could I have a demo?" "I've got to see... (LAUGHTER)" "..how you find out the sex of a crocodile." "Give her a round of applause." "(CHEERING)" "So you're in the sanctuary." "Right, crocodile." "First, we get on top." "Come on." "(LAUGHTER) It's taking me back to my stag night!" "Think about the tail." "We don't want that whipping up." "We do not." "You get hold of the tail." "Yeah." "Right." "Then we flip it over." "We're flipping it over for what?" "To find out the sex." "So how do you flip one over?" "Like that." "So you're over... like that." "Is that it?" "Yeah, that's it." "Our girls, everybody!" "(CHEERING)" "Whoo!" "Here's the rules." "Each girl has a light." "If they like what they see, they keep it on." "If they don't, they turn it off." "ALL:" "No likey, no lighty!" "I'm trying out some new looks tonight." "(LAUGHTER)" "Let the Freddie see the Mercury!" "# I want to break free #" "(CHEERING) Single man, reveal yourself." "# So try me in the morning" "# When the sun comes rising up" "# Try me, in the afternoon" "# Bet you just can't get enough" "# Try me in the evening" "# Satisfaction guaranteed" "# Baby, I got what you need" "# You gotta try me, try me" "# Try me" "# Try me # (CHEERING) Yeah!" "Give him what for." "Good evening, ladies." "My name's Dee and I'm from Exeter!" "(CHEERING)" "Dee from Exeter." "Girls, are you turned on or turned off?" "(CHEERING) Good start." "Five girls have turned off." "How are you feeling?" "Super flattered." "You look amazing." "Thank you." "Apart from them five." "Forget them." "So there are 25 girls who have kept their lights on." "Write me down your Love At First Light." "There you go." "That's it." "Oh, little kiss on the end." "Like it." "Relax for a second, I'll go and have a chat." "Melissa, your light's on." "He's made such an effort." "You look really dapper, smart, lovely." "Ooh." "What do you think?" "I'm flattered." "I bought a rose just for you." "ALL:" "Aww." "There's a lot more girls with lights on." "Bailey, why's your light on?" "I was going to say something really nice, but you said you got a rose for Melissa. (LAUGHTER)" "(APPLAUSE)" "It could be for anyone." "But, yeah, I think you're really good-looking and I'd love to wipe the sweat off your head... (LAUGHTER)" "..with your handkerchief!" "You've got a nice head." "With a handkerchief." "Sounds wrong." "OK." "Vicky?" "Really good vibe when you came down." "You've got formasual down to a point." "What's that?" "Formal and casual." "I thought, "What is that?"" "Your little T-shirt with your little jacket - formasual." "Oh, right." "I've learned something new." "How are you feeling?" "25 lights." "Great start." "Super flattered." "Thank you." "Keep it going." "Dee's muscled his way through the first round, but it will be as easy as A, B, C for Dee in the next?" "If he's a yes, don't give it a press." "I'd describe myself as in-Dee-pendent," "Dee-lightful and Dee-licious." "I like to think of myself as a worldy bloke." "Every three weeks I take a trip abroad for holidays." "Often, I rock up at the airport and get a flight to anywhere sunny." "Arriba!" "Arriba!" "(LAUGHTER)" "One of my biggest fears is water around the sink." "Urgh!" "Hate it." "The mess." "Out of the way!" "Leave it!" "(LAUGHTER)" "My mates are always winding me up about it, but for the right woman I'd happily make a big splash." "In my spare time, I like to put on a velvet thong, paint myself orange and stand on stage, because I'm a competitive body builder." "If you're looking for an old-fashioned guy that believes chivalry is still important, leave your light on." "All right!" "(CHEERING)" "Settled down." "17 turned their lights off." "I'll find out why." "If I had a body like yours, I'd never wear clothes." "I'd walk round all the time in that thong." "Enjoy me. (LAUGHTER)" "OK." "Melika, why did you turn off?" "The body-building thing." "What's wrong with it?" "(LAUGHTER)" "When he was going..." "I'll tell you what, wearing a thong and orange" " I think we've got the same make-up artist." "(LAUGHTER) Melissa?" "I'm a fitness instructor." "I love body-building." "You're right up my street." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "May, you've still got your light on." "I love the Dee thing." "Like May." "May I take you to dinner?" "May I..." "So Dee, may I take you to Fernando's?" "Oh!" "Good answer there." "Get through this next round, you've definitely got yourself a date." "It's been a first-class performance so far." "If travel-nut Dee can get through round three he's off to Fernando's." "Go get pumped up." "Give it up for Dee!" "(CHEERING)" "Stay calm, there's a wild animal on the loose." "(GROWLING) It's a jungle out there in the dating world." "A gorilla has stolen our girls' hearts." "(GROWLING) But don't panic, I'll catch him." "(LAUGHTER) Where is he?" "Here he is!" "(GROWLING)" "Oh!" "Oh!" "It's a disaster." "You know what to do." "Dee!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "(ALL CLAP TO THE RHYTHM)" "# Monkey magic" "# Monkey magic" "# Monkey magic (LAUGHTER)" "# Monkey magic" "# Monkey magic" "# Monkey magic, monkey magic" "# Monkey magic... #" "(CHEERING AND WHISTLING)" "Congratulations, Dee, you've got yourself a date!" "Fetch!" "Yasmin, why's your light still on?" "I've found my Tarzan, I can be your Jane." "I hope you take that velvet thong to Fernando's!" "Oh!" "(CHEERING)" "Shauney, why's your light still on?" "I knew he was in good shape but not that good." "You've got an eight-pack going on." "I'd be like, "Enjoy me!"" "It's amazing." "Rose, you've got your light on as well." "I don't know what I just watched, but I'm scared and turned on." "(LAUGHTER)" "Funnily enough, so am I!" "(LAUGHTER) This is it, Dee." "Now the power is in your hands." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "I'm going to give you the chance to get it down to two girls." "Go and turn off the lights of the girls who aren't Dee-licious." "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Mwah!" "Oh, Shauney's gone!" "That way?" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Rose has gone!" "One more light." "I'm sorry." "Oh!" "Back you come." "Give him a round of applause." "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Oh, Dee." "You've kept May and you've kept Yasmin." "They know about you, but what do you want to know about them?" "Ask them a question." "So I'm a big strong guy." "I'm looking for a girl to have an arm wrestle with. (LAUGHTER)" "Let's have a wrestle-off." "Oh!" "(LAUGHTER)" "Yes!" "Oh-ho." "You've got your game faces, you two." "Get your elbows down." "(LAUGHTER)" "Three, two, one, go!" "(CHEERING)" "Oh!" "Wow!" "Go on!" "You're coming back!" "Wow!" "Here we go!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "It's a tie!" "(CHEERING)" "Wow!" "Those two are strong." "I'm a little bit scared right now." "You should be, my friend." "They were two strong girls." "Strong girls." "OK, it is May and it is Yasmin." "Before you go out there, there's something you should know." "The flight to Fernando's should be interesting." "One of these girls likes to eat raw onions and broccoli." "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "Good luck with that one." "Will it be Yasmin or May?" "Turn one girl off and take one girl out." "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "(CHEERING)" "Oh!" "Come on, get round here." "May" " Dee." "Dee" " May." "Hi." "Wow." "I can reveal it's May who likes the raw onions and broccoli." "(LAUGHTER) Take some Febreze for on the plane." "You can go off to Fernando's." "You don't have to do Love At First Light." "Or I can tell you." "It's up to you." "Go for it, Paddy." "You want to know." "(CHEERING)" "Dee's Love At First Light was..." "Rebecca." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "Come here, you two." "You're off on your date." "In the hotel, you'll have the smell of fresh flowers every day - there's a cemetery next door." "(LAUGHTER)" "You're off to the isle of Fernando's!" "(CHEERING)" "# Groove is in the heart" "# Groove is in the heart" "# Groove is in the heart" "May is not my usual type." "I normally go for quite petite girls." "The girls were super-strong, I was scared." "I went to all the effort and cut myself." "I hope he's worth it." "(CHEERING) We'll find out how Hannah and George got on." "I've got a treat for you, girls." "The next lad's 4K ready." "See you in a blip." "(CHEERING)" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Welcome back." "Dee's hooked up with May, so we need a new fox in the den." "Say hi to Micia, a forklift truck driver from Hartlepool. (CHEERING) Hi!" "If the next lad was an ice-skating duo he'd be Phwoar-vill and Dean." "First, let's see if there were any snogs for Hannah and George." "George is someone I normally wouldn't go for, thinking he's posh." "It's about connecting." "Let's see if she can float my boat." "How are you doing?" "Good." "Lovely seeing you." "Great to see her again." "She looked lovely." "We're going on a boat?" "Yes." "Let's go." "All aboard." "Ahoy, Captain!" "How are we doing?" "George and Hannah." "My date." "Hm." "Waaa!" "We were having a fantastic time." "Got up to six knots." "Enjoying it?" "Yeah." "Then the drama started happening." "I feel so sick." "Yeah?" "(LAUGHTER)" "(GROANS) I've never been so sick." "I was trying to hold it in." "(RETCHES)" "So not feeling too great?" "No." "We may need to head back." "It was hard to get to know him because of how sick I felt." "Hopefully, I'll get to know him a bit better later." "Ooh!" "(POP) Hurray!" "The picnic was great." "Wonderful location, great food." "Bit of champagne." "You know I like party tricks and stuff like that?" "Yeah." "So I can peel a cucumber with my teeth." "No way!" "AUDIENCE:" "Urgh!" "I'm so turned on right now." "I think he was impressed." "No!" "(LAUGHTER)" "(GIGGLES)" "I thought it was going great." "What's your past experience of females and like..." "Yeah." "..relationships and stuff?" "That's a big question." "Do you want some more of this?" "Yeah." "(LAUGHTER)" "Erm, not a 'proper' proper girlfriend, no." "Oh, really?" "Yeah." "Just one-night stands." "Probably too many to count." "George!" "Too many to count." "Not..." "Well... (LAUGHTER) I was really shocked." "That's not my sort of thing." "I don't think I should be saying that on a first date with a girl." "Lesson learnt." "Would you want to go on another date?" "I don't know." "You know when you first meet someone you get a spark?" "Yeah." "I don't feel I definitely got that with you." "Oh, well. (CHUCKLES) I think George took it not the best." "I haven't got on with him as much as I thought I would." "OK." "Let's get out of here." "I thought we'd got on well, had a fun day, well, I did." "Still looking for the one." "She's out there." "Just maybe not on Fernando's." "Should have played it cool as a cucumber." "Instead, you're in a right old pickle. (APPLAUSE)" "Oh, dear." "Time for another makeover." "Hm." "(LAUGHTER)" "(LAUGHTER)" "Let the Hulk see the Hogan!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Single man, reveal yourself." "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "# Hungry eyes" "# One look at you and I can't disguise" "# I've got hungry eyes" "# I feel the magic between you and I" "# Hungry eyes" "# One look at you and I can't disguise" "# I've got hungry eyes #" "Oh!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Give 'em the eyes." "Good evening, ladies." "You're looking lovely." "I'm Johnny from Leeds!" "(CHEERING)" "Johnny from Leeds." "Girls, are you turned on or turned off?" "Oh!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "30 lights on, Johnny." "Welcome to the show, my friend." "(LAUGHTER)" "Looking round all those girls, write down your Love At First Light." "There you are, Johnny." "That's it." "All right." "You relax for a second, I'll go and chat to the girls." "Vicky." "Hiya!" "How you doing?" "You're fresh." "If you've got hungry eyes, I'm absolutely starving." "Oh!" "(LAUGHTER)" "Rose." "I loves me a turtleneck." "(LAUGHTER) Maybe later tonight it can be on the floor in Fernando's." "Oh!" "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "Gillian?" "Are you wearing a watch?" "I am, indeed." "Is it time to go to Fernando's?" "Oh!" "We'll find out." "Oh, that was smooth." "(PRETENDS TO RETCH) (LAUGHTER)" "Absolutely fantastic start, Johnny." "After round one, Johnny's not gone rotten, but will our girls think he's ripe for the picking?" "If he's for you, you know what to do." "I've been single a year now, it's time to settle down with the perfect girl." "For me, dating is all about romance." "I love showing girls how special they are." "You can't go wrong with a love letter." "Once I made a memory jar for my ex, filled it with bits of paper for every day we spent together." "Camping under the stars, Romeo has nothing on me." "I live a busy lifestyle." "On Wednesdays, I turn the lights down, light some candles and treat myself to a face mask." "A little pampering never hurt anyone." "Don't worry, I'll make sure you get the right treatment, too." "I'm a stylish guy, I'll never be seen without my trusty man bag." "Forget your labels, it's all about the brown paper bag." "(LAUGHTER) I get a brand-new one every week." "To bag yourself a great date, leave your light on and I'll treat you to an amazing time in Fernando's." "(APPLAUSE) All right." "21 girls kept their lights on." "Let me find out why those nine turned off." "Bailey, you turned off." "You're too handsome." "I can't have someone looking prettier than me in the morning." "I'm sure everyone would be looking at you, not me." "Aww." "Gillian?" "I once made a mix tape full of love songs and stuff, but I had no-one to give it to, so I gave it to my best friend." "AUDIENCE:" "Ahhh..." "Maybe I can give you one?" "Lady Lauren?" "Yes, Johnny..." "The tape. (LAUGHTER)" "Why's your light on?" "My Wednesday's called Wine Wednesday." "I have a bath, a glass of wine and a bit of a face mask." "Maybe we could do that together in Fernando's?" "Ooh!" "Definitely can." "Some good compliments here, Johnny." "Get through this next round, you've got yourself a date." "So far, romantic Johnny has pulled our girls' heart strings, but will he get a date once his mate lets the cat out of the man bag?" "Girls, listen up." "Johnny loves dating." "He loves dating so much, he once went on three dates in 24 hours with three different women." "He took one out for breakfast, met another for lunch and then took a third girl for dinner." "(LAUGHTER) He might be a serial dater, but leave your lights on and he can make you his full-time girl." "Congratulations, you're going on a date!" "15 girls kept their lights on." "I love that." "Three different dates." "I just admire that you took a girl out for breakfast." "(LAUGHTER) "Where shall we meet?" "Dave's cafe, 7:30am." Brilliant." "You turned off?" "Serial dating." "I have not been on three dates this year." "(LAUGHTER)" "Kelly?" "Well, the whole three people in one day is a bit much, but I don't mind that right now, because you're very attractive." "You can see past that?" "I'm just going to pretend that didn't happen, because it's better that way." "OK." "Let's come over this side." "Gracey?" "Once you've had a date with me, you wouldn't want another two ladies." "Oh!" "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "This is it, decision time." "The power is in your hands." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "You must get it down to two girls." "Who will it be?" "Don't tell me just yet." "We'll find out in a mo." "(CHEERING)" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Welcome back." "Johnny's guaranteed himself a date." "There are still 15 girls left." "You've got to get them down to two." "Turn off the lights of the girls who don't dingle your dangle." "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "Turn 13 lights off, Johnny." "Sorry!" "Ooh!" "Melissa's gone." "Rose, Becky, Gillian." "Oh, Becky's gone." "Loads of lights on that side." "Sorry." "Rebecca." "Becky's gone, Micia's gone." "Wow!" "Brilliant." "Sorry." "Two at once over there." "Sorry." "Oh!" "One more girl, Johnny." "Sorry, sorry." "Oh, back you come." "Tell you what, you were doing two at once, but you've kept Gracey and Gillian." "Are you all right, Gillian?" "Did you not turn it off?" "No!" "(LAUGHTER) You can't believe it." "Never mind." "All right." "What do you want to know about them?" "Ask them a question." "So I'm a salesman, pitch to me why you should go on a date with me." "All right, OK." "Gillian?" "Well, I'm also a saleswoman, but my name's Gillian and I'm one in a million." "Oh!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Good answer, good answer." "Gracey?" "I'm outgoing, I'm sassy and I don't beat around the bush." "If you want a date to remember, then you'll keep me." "Oh, OK." "Before you decide, there's something you should know." "One of these girls is on first-name terms at a local chicken shop." "(WHISTLES) Will it be Gracey or Gillian?" "Turn one girl off and take one girl out!" "(CHEERING)" "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "Oh!" "(CHEERING)" "Gillian" " Johnny." "Johnny" " Gillian." "Hello." "All right?" "Come in here." "Gillian is on first-name terms at the chicken shop. (LAUGHTER)" "Before you go to Fernando's, Johnny did his Love At First Light." "Yeah, we're doing it." "Yeah, let's do it." "OK." "All right." "Johnny's Love At First Light was... ..Leanne." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "You're off on your date." "When you get to the beach, you'll want to get 'em off." "The flies, they're everywhere!" "(LAUGHTER)" "It's the isle of Fernando's!" "Johnny and Gillian. (CHEERING)" "# I'll make you fall in love" "# For a spell that can't be broken" "# One drop should be enough" "# Boy, you belong to me" "# I got the recipe" "# And it's called black magic # You're gorgeous." "Waa!" "I still can't believe he chose me from everyone." "I'm still in shock." "I accidentally turned off Rebecca's light." "She was my type of girl." "I'd love to share a bottle of red wine with her." "I'm so excited, I can't wait." "Gillian, one in a million, eh?" "The next lad comes with a 10,000 miles' service." "While he revs up, let's see if there were any cheeky kisses for Shelley and Dathan in Fernando's." "I'm feeling excited, nervous as well." "I don't want to scare him and go, "I want to get married,"" "but it would be nice to meet that one." "Hi!" "How are you?" "Hello, curly top." "She looked nice in white." "She looked good in it." "So you're 22?" "Yeah, 22." "OK." "But the way I act I seem a lot older." "You do seem quite mature." "I thought he was older." "I'm 32, so I'm ten years older than him." "That makes me feel really old." "I'm excited to see what'll happen." "And me." "What we're going to do is Zumba." "Zumba?" "Oh, my God." "I get really hot easily." "I'll have to take my clothes off." "It won't be that bad, I'm sure." "(BOTH CHUCKLE) The more I get to know her, the more I'm attracted." "We'll have to see what happens from here." "After you." "Thank you." "OK, let's go!" "I didn't know my left from my right, I don't think Dathan did, either." "It was a mixture of bad coordination and dancing awkwardly." "(CHEERING) The Zumba was fun, but I'm still concerned about the age." "We'll see." "Have you had a good day?" "Yeah." "How about you?" "Yeah." "Cheers." "I'm 32." "I've dated older than you, actually." "Have you?" "What's the oldest woman?" "34-35." "OK." "My ex I was with for ten years and I don't want, like, to get heart-broken again." "To me," "I'm fed up with dating." "I'm actually ready to settle down." "You're genuinely a person I'd like to take on a second date, because I think we could have something special." "He comes across as being so into me it's really flattering." "Would you like to go on a second date?" "That would be nice." "It's been a magical day." "I'm looking forward to a second date with Shelley." "I haven't had a date like that before." "I'll definitely see Dathan again, 100%." "AUDIENCE:" "Aww!" "All that worrying about age for nothing." "Think you might have a keeper here, Shelley." "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "The next lad's just upstairs shaving." "I thought you meant your face." "Back in a nick. (LAUGHTER)" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Welcome back." "Johnny's paired off with Gillian." "We need a new sugar in the mix." "Say hi to Mimi, a copywriter from London!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Women are from Venus, men are from Mars, but hunks are from the Lovely." "Let's see if Nicola and Scott got frisky in Fernando's." "Hoping for a spark today." "We'll have a lot of fun." "I'm massively looking forward to it." "I've got a fit girl." "Hopefully, I'll get a cheeky kiss." "Oh, hi." "Hello." "When he walked out it was lovely." "Yeah, I do fancy him, yeah." "Definitely." "Why did you keep your light on?" "You're amazing." "All the different bits you did." "I loved the fact that it wasn't just classic, the standard song." "She's just as hot as I remember, maybe hotter." "And you're always in the gym." "I've got a six pack." "Awesome." "She's got a six pack." "Oh, my gosh." "I'm going to be 25 in a couple of weeks." "Will you come to my birthday?" "Is that an invite?" "Yeah." "You can meet my grandad." "She wants me to meet her grandad." "Things are going quite well." "Are you family-orientated?" "No." "Why not?" "Tell me." "I'm old enough to make my own decisions." "Oh, God." "I don't..." "That's quite a big thing for me." "I love my family, I spend so much time with them." "It's the only thing that could jeopardise another date." "Jet ski?" "Let's do it." "I've got a good feeling." "I think it'll lead to romance in the sun." "Let's go!" "(HALF SCREAMS)" "Just sea air, fast, bit of hugging as well." "I do really like him, but I see him maybe more as a friend." "I'm ready for a drink." "Yeah." "If she feels the same connection I felt today then it's game on." "How are you feeling?" "Good." "Are you?" "I hope you are." "Yeah." "Are you sure?" "Perfect setting, Champagne, beautiful girl - boom!" "Do you think there's a romantic connection?" "I think there is." "Mm-hm." "And I like you." "I think you're such a lovely guy." "When I set out to find someone, I wanted someone family-orientated." "I was gutted." "Before I got the chance to ask her for a second date she completely pied me." "She's given me the wrong vibe all day." "I didn't want to lead him on." "It couldn't grow into a romance for me." "Cheers to a lovely day." "Cheers." "And a great ending." "A great ending?" "Not sure Scott would agree with that, Nicola." "(APPLAUSE) Let's try another." "(LAUGHTER)" "Let the Noel see the Gallagher." "(LAUGHTER)" "# I'm a rock'n'roll star #" "Single man, reveal yourself!" "(CHEERING)" "# I could be the one to make you feel that way" "# I could be the one to set you free" "(AUDIENCE CLAPS TO THE RHYTHM)" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "# I could be the one to make you feel that way" "# I could be the one to set you free #" "Wow!" "(CHEERING)" "Rock the world!" "Good evening, you're looking naughty tonight." "I'm Declan from Portsmouth!" "(CHEERING)" "Declan from Portsmouth." "Girls, are you turned on or turned off?" "Oh!" "(CHEERING)" "All looking naughty tonight!" "(LAUGHTER) 30 lights shining brightly." "Just write me down your Love At First Light." "Here, Declan." "Oh, you've already made your mind up." "Good man." "I'm going to chat to the girls." "Rebecca." "What colour hair have you?" "It's like a natural blond..." "Gingery?" "A little bit." "I like ginger hair." "Ooh!" "You look lovely tonight as well, as do all of you." "Ah." "I love you!" "(LAUGHTER)" "Let's go over this side." "Kelly?" "I'm loving the shirt, but I can't work out what colour it is." "It's mustard." "Ooh." "And I'm looking to find my ketchup tonight." "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "Phwoar!" "Becks?" "He looks quite small for me." "That's just distance." "(LAUGHTER) I'm small, too." "He's like pint size." "I am quite small, but when we're lying on the beach it won't matter." "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "I think you'll find it will, Declan. (LAUGHTER)" "Good start." "Here we go." "The Pompey lad's made light work of round one, but will the girls leave Declan dangling when we delve deeper?" "If he's your lad, don't turn things bad." "I'm a young Pompey lad looking for his first taste of love." "I'm a professional BMX rider." "I've been competing since I was 16 and am ranked seventh in the world." "It's dangerous, I've broken ten bones in three years." "Staying in shape is a big thing, so I do 50 press-ups every night." "When not riding, I'm helping Mum with her afternoon tea business." "I butter the bread and the grannies love my cucumber sandwiches." "My son knows how to butter them up, but you can't have tea for two when you're single, so girls, help him out." "Don't panic if I don't call you back, I'm always losing my phone." "(PHONE RINGS, PLOP) Oh, no!" "(LAUGHTER)" "Because my pockets are too tight it pops out." "That's what happens when you wear girls' jeans." "These are for your girlfriend?" "Yeah." "Fancy a squeeze in Fernando's?" "Oh!" "(CHEERING) 14 girls turned their lights off." "Let's find out why." "Lois, why did you turn off?" "I've got friends who like BMX and it can get gruesome with the broken bones." "I couldn't deal with that." "Seventh in the world." "That's fantastic. (CHEERING AND WHISTLING)" "Gracey?" "It's losing your phone." "How am I going to contact you?" "The only number I need is yours." "You're all charm." "Let's go over here." "Rose?" "To be honest, I'm not the best at sports and that." "When I'm watching I'm thinking it's amazing." "You could be Luke Skywalker, carry me on your back like Yoda." "(LAUGHTER) Where's that come from?" "If you get through this next round you've got yourself a date." "Our BMX boy has bunny-hopped into round three, but will the girls think he's all Ports-mouth when his mate spills the beans?" "Do your thing." "You never know what might happen on a night out with Declan." "He woke in the morning after a large one in the street alone barefoot without his shoes." "(LAUGHTER)" "How do you lose your shoes?" "It took him seven hours to walk eight miles home." "At least you know he'll go the distance on a date. (APPLAUSE)" "Congratulations, Declan, you've got yourself a date!" "Well done." "Let's have a chat." "Katie, only you turned off." "Why?" "It's such a shame." "You have nice trainers, lose them on a night out." "What else could you lose?" "I couldn't lose you. (LAUGHTER)" "Let's concentrate on the girls with lights on." "Elle, why's it still on?" "I've had a few nights out like that." "I've lost my phone, my heels are off so bare feet's not a problem." "Becky, why's your light on?" "In a past life, that would've concerned me, but I'm a changed woman and I'm very open-minded and I wouldn't be concerned being out on a night like that." "(LAUGHTER) I'm going to get you on this flight ASAP." "Congratulations, you've made it to the final round." "Now the power's in your hands." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "Get it down to two girls." "Get up there and turn off the lights of those you don't want." "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "Oh, he's quick." "He is quick." "Keep going, Declan." "Keep going." "Shauney's gone." "Sorry." "Fiona." "Vicky." "Six girls left." "Luarna." "Keep going, Declan." "He doesn't know what to do." "One more girl, Declan." "Sorry." "All right." "Come here." "Right." "You've got to decide between Rebecca and Elle." "They know everything about you." "What do you want to know about them?" "Ask them a question." "My dream is to be in the 2020 Olympics." "What category would you go for gold in and why?" "Elle?" "I did a spinathon, so it'd be that, I've got a lot of stamina, and also I'm waiting for someone to whisk me away." "All right." "That's Elle." "Rebecca?" "I train in mixed martial arts, and I know what locks to make you catch your breath." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "OK." "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Before you make your mind up, there's something you should know." "One of the two is so obsessed with Simon Cowell,... (LAUGHTER)" "..she keeps a picture of him by the bed." "Brilliant!" "Will it be Rebecca or Elle?" "Turn one girl off and take one girl out!" "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "What's he going to do?" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) It's Rebecca!" "Yes!" "Come here!" "Well done!" "Rebecca" " Declan." "Yes!" "One of the original girls." "I can tell you it was Elle with a picture of Simon Cowell, so you got off lightly. (LAUGHTER)" "You did your Love At First Light." "You need never know or I can tell you." "I want to know." "OK." "Yeah. (CHEERING)" "Declan's Love At First Light was..." "Rebecca!" "(CHEERING, APPLAUSE, WHISTLING)" "Yes!" "I'm sending you both off to Fernando's!" "# Hey, I just met you and this is crazy" "# But here's my number" "# So call me, maybe" "# And all the other boys" "# Try to chase me... #" "You look absolutely amazing." "Aw, thanks." "I fancy Rebecca, a strong nine out of ten." "I really like him, I think he could be boyfriend material." "He's definitely my type and it feels amazing!" "(CHEERING) Get ready, girls." "This next fella's got animal magnetism - stick him to the fridge!" "See you in a bauble." "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Welcome back." "Declan's coupled up with Rebecca." "We need a new lady." "It's Harriet, a pharmacist from Nottingham!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Girls, get on your love goggles." "The next lad's a looker." "Let's see if Katy-Jay and Nick hit it off on the Isle of F." "I'm nervous about the date." "I remember he's a bit of a rocker." "Hello." "G'day." "Looking forward to it." "I fancy her." "She's a good-looking Sheila." "When I first saw Nick, I was pleasantly surprised." "What are we doing?" "We are going camel riding. (CHUCKLES)" "When I saw the camels, getting a selfie, the camel head-butted him, full-on." "Ow!" "Oh!" "(LAUGHTER)" "It bit him. (CHUCKLES)" "Hey!" "Hey!" "There's no seatbelt." "And I am all for safety first." "Just lean back, lean back." "I'm just hanging over a cliff." "I wish I could trade sides with you." "The camel ride was different." "Probably wouldn't do it again." "I do fancy her." "She's fun, different." "I'm looking forward to seeing if it's going to work out." "When Nick first walked in to dinner," "I was really disappointed." "He had a dirty shirt on and just..." "Hi." "..and the same jeans from the camel ride." "Yeah." "Yay!" "(LAUGHTER)" "I love chicken." "I just love chicken." "I make jewellery out of the bones sometimes." "Do ya?" "I make sure it's really clean." "Chicken wing bones?" "Yeah." "And chicken leg bones." "That's fair enough." "Fair enough." "(BURPS) Sorry. (LAUGHTER)" "So he burped when we sat mid-meal and he is belching so loud." "(BURPS LOUDLY) Sorry." "AUDIENCE:" "Urgh!" "A girl has to take a burp or two hanging out with me." "Can't help it." "Oh!" "It's gross, disgusting, vile." "That's a big plate of food." "Yeah, sure is, huh?" "You?" "You've barely touched it." "I'm not that hungry." "No?" "I've not got much appetite now." "Want to see each other again?" "Erm, I think on a friend level." "It was the burping, wasn't it?" "It was the burping." "The burping." "Well, you missed a patch on your legs when you shaved, so..." "Oh, OK." "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "Nick finally realised I was really upset towards the end of the date." "He felt uncomfortable and awkward, but it was too late, I was gone." "See ya later." "See you later." "It was a bit awkward." "I upset her somehow," "I didn't mean to, but I'm not really bothered." "I mean, you never know which way these things are going to go, do ya?" "That date was difficult to digest." "Katy-Jay, you had a close shave." "Or maybe not, according to Nick." "(LAUGHTER)" "OK." "The last one tonight." "(LAUGHTER)" "(LAUGHTER)" "Let the Dumble see the dore." "(LAUGHTER)" "Single man, reveal yourself!" "(CHEERING)" "# Baby, here I am, I'm the man on the scene" "# I can give you what you want, but you've got to come home with me" "# Boys come along a dime by the dozen" "# That ain't nothin' but drugstore lovin'" "# Hey, little thing, let me light your candle" "# Cos, mama, I'm sure hard to handle, yes, I am" "# Oh" "# Hard to handle now" "# Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... #" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Loved it." "Smash it." "Good evening." "You're all looking stunning tonight." "My name's Gee and I'm from Belfast!" "(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)" "Gee from Belfast." "Girls, are you turned on or turned off?" "AUDIENCE:" "Ahhh..." "OK." "Eight have turned off, but 22 have kept their lights on." "Write me down your Love At First Light." "There we are." "Okey-dokey." "Relax, I'll chat to the girls." "Gracey, why did you turn off?" "You're wearing a flat cap." "My dad has loads in different colours." "I thought it was Dad walking down in the lift." "Because of the cap?" "Yeah." "You do look like him a little bit." "I have a whole collection, I could've shown you the rest." "Too late now." "Aisling, your light's still on." "It is." "What's the craic?" "What's the craic?" "What's the craic?" "You?" "Good." "What about you?" "Looking swell tonight, sweetheart." "Thank you." "Oh, I feel myself..." "(LAUGHTER)" "(NORTHERN IRISH ACCENT) You're lookin' swell tonight." "I love all this." "Yasmin, what about you?" "He reminds me of Dopey off Snow White. (LAUGHTER)" "And you clearly like that kind of thing." "Take all compliments on the show." "Becky?" "I actually once dressed as a farmer myself and I love the farmer look." "He's not dressed as a farmer." "(LAUGHTER) He's just got a flat cap on." "I love hats, Becky." "Maybe we could try them on together sometime?" "Maybe." "OK, let's keep this going." "All right." "Our boy from Belfast has Gee whizzed through round one." "Will the girls be as keen when they find out what's under his hat?" "If you like Gee, leave that light be." "I'm looking for a lady who's fun and adventurous, someone who'd dress up as a pirate with me." "Oh, arr!" "One thing gives me confidence - hats." "I love wearing them, it's a great way to get attention." "Girls always want to steal them." "I'm talented at making sweet music." "I jam with the club every Tuesday." "ALL:" "Yeah!" "We all play ukulele." "(ALL SING)" "I started learning while I was travelling and I haven't stopped." "Meeting Miss Right is tough when your best friend is Mr Northern Ireland." "He steals all the attention." "He's 6ft and ripped. (LAUGHTER)" "Gee would make a great boyfriend and make a girl feel like Miss World." "Girls, if you're up for the craic, we'll having a cracking time in Fernando's." "All right." "Oh, yeah." "Nine girls kept their light on." "Let's find out the vibe." "Aisling on the end there." "I know." "What's happened?" "Gee, you would completely ruin my street cred, the hat business." "You would've always looked good next to me." "AUDIENCE:" "Ahhh..." "Too late." "Rose, you've still got your light on." "I'm up for the craic, Paddy." "Absolutely. (LAUGHTER)" "Stephanie, what about you?" "You seem a sweet guy." "Who wouldn't want to go out with a pirate who plays ukulele?" "(LAUGHTER) OK." "Get through this next round, you've got yourself a date." "If he makes it through this round, it'll be music to his ears." "Give it up for Gee, everyone!" "(CHEERING)" "If he can impress our girls, he'll ride the waves of love to Fernando's." "Welcome back, Gee!" "(CHEERING)" "(HAWAII FIVE-0 THEME TUNE)" "# Ba ba ba ba # Remember, girls, no likey, no lighty!" "ALL:" "No lighty!" "(CHEERING)" "(ALL CLAP TO THE RHYTHM)" "Congratulations, Gee, you've got yourself a date!" "(CHEERING)" "Yeah!" "Melissa, your light's shining." "You were clapping along." "Tell me why." "I've just started to learn to play the ukulele." "It's so cool." "You know more than me so you can teach me a few things." "All right." "Sophie, you turned your light off." "You'd show me up." "I can't even play a recorder." "(LAUGHTER)" "You've turned off." "All right." "Mimi?" "I literally love ukuleles, because they're like tiny guitars." "(LAUGHTER)" "That just put me in the mood for Fernando's." "I love it." "It's so relaxing." "Yeah." "It's beach music, Mimi." "I love it." "(LAUGHTER)" "You can relax now, because the power's now in your hands." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "Turn the lights out of those that don't Gee your string." "You've got to turn two lights off." "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "Two girls." "One more girl." "Oh!" "(CHEERING)" "Back you come." "You've kept Becky and Mimi there." "You didn't have much choice." "You couldn't get near the button!" ""Get off!" Ask 'em a question." "You've seen I love dressing up." "We're at a fancy dress party." "I'm a pirate, oh arr!" "Go on!" "What will you dress up as and why?" "Becky?" "I'd dress up as a lifeguard, to give you the kiss of life in Fernando's." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "You like?" "Yeah." "Mimi?" "I'd dress up as Wonder Woman, because I'm going to make your life wonderful in Fernando's." "AUDIENCE:" "Ooh!" "Before you make your mind up, there's something you should know." "The ex-boyfriend of one got her that upset she put triple extra-hot chillies in his meal to get back at him." "Oh!" "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "Will it be Becky or Mimi?" "Turn one girl off and take one girl out!" "(SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT)" "(CHEERING) Oh!" "Over you come, Mimi." "Mimi" " Gee." "Gee" " Mimi." "Hi." "Oh, wow!" "I can tell you it was Becky with the chillies." "Do you want to know his Love At First Light?" "You don't need to find out." "I'll find out." "You want to find out." "(CHEERING)" "Gee's Love At First Light was..." "Rose." "AUDIENCE:" "Oh!" "Oh!" "It's all right." "Tell the hotel manager I sent you." "You can't miss him, his photo's on the wall." "Well, it's more of a mugshot." "They're off to Fernando's!" "(CHEERING)" "# Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?" "# Then we wouldn't have to wait so long" "# And wouldn't it be nice to live together" "# In the kind of world where we belong?" "# You know, it's going to make it that much better... #" "I really fancy Mimi." "She's gorgeous." "I wouldn't say I fancy him, but he's got a great personality." "Thumbs up." "(CHEERING)" "What a night!" "It's closing time here at my love grocery, but we've made a few tasty 'pairs' with four dates." "May and Dee." "(CHEERING)" "Gillian and Johnny." "(CHEERING)" "Rebecca and Declan." "(CHEERING)" "And Mimi and Gee!" "(CHEERING)" "The dating action gets peachier." "Catch up with last week's couples on Take Me Out The Gossip with Mark Wright and Laura Jackson on ITV2 tomorrow night at nine." "They've had a date in the sun and now are ready for an evening of fun." "Let's have it." "I hope they have a secret snog." "What more do you need?" "Can I steal a kiss?" "George is like a dog with a bone." "I'm going to burst into tears." "Join us tomorrow. 9pm on ITV2." "That's your Sunday night sorted." "Girls, sadly, you won't be snorkelling in the warm waters of Fernando's, but I'm taking us crabbing off Bolton pier!" "ALL:" "Yes!" "Until next time, it's lights out, all out. (CHEERING)"