"Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring?" "Look, I like you." "It's probably better for both of us if we just..." "I totally agree with you." "It's nature, and there's a fox in my henhouse, and I don't like it." "My brother, who is in prison because of me, asked me to look after her." "Hey, Epyck." "How the hell do you know my schedule, anyways?" "I think he's smoking marijuana." "Send Buddy junior home to Dillon." "Jess Merriweather, all right?" "She's the new equipment manager with us." "My dad just got out of prison, and my mom, she asked me to forgive him." "You asked me to be better." "I don't know how, because he never taught me!" " It was an emergency." " Oh, an emergency, huh?" " Mm-hmm." "I had to." " Had to?" "Mm-hmm." "You know what?" "Uh-uh." "Really?" "It was." "It was, baby." "You're heartsick or something?" " I am!" " You're such a baby!" "I don't get to see you anymore." " You're a baby." " I am." "I see you every day in the field house, like yesterday when I was folding those towels..." " That doesn't count." " In fifth period..." "I can't do this while you fold towels." " Oh, whatever." " I can't." "I can't." "Okay." "♪ Jess and Vince kissing like a fish ♪" "♪ Jess and Vince... ♪" "You stay right there." "I'm gonna come get you." " Rug rats!" " I got them." "Hey, can I help you?" "Um..." "Yeah." "I was just wondering if I could have some girls over here tomorrow for the dance planning committee?" "The who?" "Well, East Dillon's having a dance, which they haven't done in, like, 20 years, and so I signed up for the dance committee." "I just thought that a few girls could come over and talk about decorations and stuff." "I said we could host it over here." "Is that okay?" "Dude, when's your mom getting back from that casino boat?" "You know, never mind." "We can do it at school." "It's not a big deal." "No." "Yes, becks, yes." "God, they can come over here." "It's just not gonna be a freakin' slumber party at my house." "Oh, no." "They'll just be here for a couple hours, tops." "That sounds awesome." "You're looking good." "So, um, flight okay?" "It was good." "The movie sucked." "Always play those chick flicks." " Yeah." " That what it was, chick flick?" "Yeah, it was something like that." "Hey, you hungry?" "No, I'm good." "We used to say, "d'ya eat?" "No, d'you?" "Well, 'sgoeat."" "Ha ha." "We can go eat, if you..." " No, I'm..." "I'm good." " No." "All right, good, good." "We'll just stop by the store, and we'll get some groceries, you know, whatever you like to eat." "Sounds good." "Just as long as you don't make me eat seitan." "Satan?" "What the hell's that?" "It's... it's like..." "it's like wheat gluten." "I don't know." "Kevin's obsessed with it." "Why?" "I don't know." "He says it's like nature's meat." "Well, nature already has meat." "It's called a cow." "Oh, my God, is that...?" "Yep." "Damn." "It's like the saddest place in the world." "God, you can't make anything in your life work, can you?" "Good." "That's good." "Come on, let's go." "Hey, Luke!" "Luke." "Hustle up." " Hustle up." " Coach." "Karl, this is Luke." "Luke, this is Karl gage from over at t.M.U." " How you doing, son?" " Very well, thank you." " You look good out there." " Thank you, sir." "You playing both ways, offense and defense, right?" " Yes, sir, I am." " We like that... iron man." " Yes, sir." " Look, I'd, uh..." "I'd like to sit down with you sometime..." " Really?" "Thank you." " Talk about your plans." "I'd love to." "Thank you, sir." "Why don't we bring you over to T.M.U.?" "You can look around the campus, meet the players," " meet the coaches." " Yes, sir." "I'd be honored." "Thank you." "Well, good." "We'll set it up with this guy." " Thanks, Karl." " Thanks, coach." "Get out there." "Hit it, boy." "Yeah." "Hey, Vince!" "Come here." "Hustle up!" " Yes, sir." " Who's that up there?" "Where?" "That's my dad." " That's your dad?" " Mm-hmm." "Hey, come here!" "Don't walk away." "Come here." "After practice, I want you to introduce me." "How about I don't, coach?" "I got to get back to this play, coach." "Ready, set..." "Hut!" "And remember, you can buy your tickets at the door, but why wait?" "The dance committee will be selling tickets in the cafeteria all week." "And it's a bye week this week, so hope to see you all at the dance." "Holy mental hospital." "Oh, my God." "Does mom know you're taking me to the ghetto school?" "Hey, I don't want to hear you talk like that, okay?" "Look at the place." "Things are gonna be different." "You're gonna get involved..." "I want you to join things, be a part of the community, get a new life." " Hey, Buddy!" " Hello, Mrs. Taylor." " Mrs. Taylor..." " Oh, my goodness." " Buddy Garrity junior." " Good to see you!" "Oh, my gosh, you have grown a mile since I saw you last." "Yep." "He's a little taller than I was when I was a sophomore, and the doctor says he'll grow about two or three more inches, so..." "Hat... hat off." "You have your schedule and all that?" " I guess this is your first day." " I think I'm good to go." "Do you guys like do shock treatment here or something?" "Yeah." "He's, uh..." "He's hilarious." " He is hilarious." " He's hilarious." "Apologize to Ms. Taylor." "Sorry." "We're just going through that attitude adjustment, so..." "You know what?" "I'd be happy to take you to the front office." " We can get you all set up." " Yeah." "I think I got it." " Oh, you do?" " It's cool." " Okay." " Have a good day, bud." "You must be thrilled." "Good word." "Good luck." "Hey, Jess." "Can you hand-wash my new jeans for me?" " You know, Chris, I haven't hand washed your man-bra yet." "Whoo!" "I'm gonna have to get to those after that..." "After I do the bra." "Hey, Jess, hold up." "You got a phone call." "What's that for?" "You ain't got nothing big enough to fit in that." "Come on, now." "At least put your number in it." "Hey, yo, remember who you're talking to, yo." " Really?" " Yeah, really." "You know what, fellas?" "Vince, look, it's not..." "What up?" " All right, my fault." " Whatever." " Mm-mm." " What?" " Whatever." " What?" "Wait, hold..." "Jess." "You know what?" "Uh-uh, I'm not..." "Hey, can you wait?" "Can you wait a second?" "What?" "Why are you so upset with me?" "What the hell was that in there?" " What the hell was what?" " Why you got to be so dramatic?" "Dramat... you're upset with me for defending you." "Are you really serious?" "I don't even want no problems with you right now." "It's Will..." "Will's in there talking crap about you." " Are you serious?" " We're in the locker room now." "Exactly." "And how am I supposed to go back in there?" " That's embarrassing." " Then don't." " I'm gonna go do my job, okay?" " Mm-hmm." "You do your job." "You two do not have a relationship while you're in my field house or on my field..." "Is that understood?" " Fine with me." " Good." " I-I'm not trying..." " Coach..." "What?" "You're not trying to what?" "I'm not trying to cause anything here." "I'm not the one looking for drama here." "He gets on the defensive." "I'm out here defending you all day!" "Please." "You're a drama queen!" "All right!" "Stop it!" "Both of you stop it." "Listen, she's the equipment manager." "Get used to it." "And you..." "You do your job." "Thank you." "Mm." "These women getting out of hand." "Get the hell out of my office." "So what about Awesome '80s?" "Or, um, Under the Sea?" "Texas Luau." "Let's take a vote." "All for Texas Luau." " Okay, Texas Luau it is." " Becky, you got a phone call." " Hello?" " Hey, it's your dad." "Don't... don't you dare hang up, all right?" "I tried to call you about a damn dozen times." "Why aren't you picking up the phone?" "'Cause I didn't want you to yell at me." "Well, hell, yeah, I'm gonna yell at ya." "You don't just pick up all your crap and take off." "Doreen is really upset." " Oh, please, she doesn't care." " Yes, she does care." "You just got to give her a chance." "I'm getting fed up with all this crap." "Look, I'm coming home tomorrow night." "I want you home too." "Is that clear?" "Is that clear?" " I don't want to." " Doesn't matter what you want." "All right?" "That's the deal I made with your mom." "You're gonna stay at home." "Do you understand me?" "Yes, sir." "All right." "I will see you tomorrow." "Um, I'll be out of here tomorrow, so..." "Good news for you." "Okay, so do y'all think that we should get a band or a DJ?" " Curtis, quit." " She was talking to me." "I wouldn't waste my breath on you, dumb ass." "Hey, nobody talk to anyone." " What are you doing?" " Nothing." " How's your math coming?" " Great." "Let's start with opening the book." "Okay, great." "Show me what you're having a hard time with." "I'm not having a hard time." "It's math." "It's boring." "It's harder for Epyck since she's technically retarded." " Hey, now, not that..." " Say that again, bitch!" "You're stupid, and you smell like someone peed on your clothes." "You think you're tough, huh?" "Think you're tough?" " Come here!" " Do something!" " Come!" "Come here!" " I'll kick your ass!" "Hey, you will not!" "You will come with me right now, right now." "Okay, get back to work." "Hey!" "What the...?" "Are you all right, son?" " Are you drunk?" " So what if I am?" "So what did you do, break in here to steal liquor?" "I-I found a key." "It worked." "I didn't break in." "God..." "Well, this is not gonna fly." "You came here to start a new life, son." "This is piss-poor behavior." "You are gonna clean that up right now." "You clean that up!" "This ain't the way it's gonna be here." "Are you gon..." "Here." "Here." "Here." "Don't throw up on my bar." "You..." "God almighty." "Mama?" "Yeah?" "Wow." "Yeah?" "Wow?" "Yeah, I-I haven't worn this in years, and I didn't know if it was gonna still fit me, but..." "You know, since I'm going to dinner with your dad," "I just..." "I made you some meatloaf." "All you have to do is put it in the oven for 10 minutes on 350, okay, babe?" "Uh, all right, so, um, I look pretty ridiculous." "Is that what that's..." "Is that what that is?" "I..." " No, no, mom." " I mean, I know" "I probably shouldn't even wear this dress," " but I was just thinking that..." " Mom, mom, listen, look..." "You're the most beautiful thing on the planet." "Just..." "Ma, look, just..." "Be careful." " Okay?" " Okay." "I'll be careful." "Mm." "We've had this conversation before, young lady..." "No fighting, period." "One day suspension." " Mm, mm, mm." " I wish there was a way we could punish these kids without just sending them home." "I mean, she was smiling." "Well, fighting's automatic suspension." "I know." "But now she's gone, you know?" "Can't help her when she's gone." "And these are the kids that need it." "This is what I'm talking about, all of us getting together to support these kids, talk to them, tell her why her behavior's inappropriate." "I know, I know." "Hey, as of yesterday, the district asked me to cut 25% off our budget." "I understand that, but you know what?" "It doesn't matter how much money we have." "We can help these kids." "I know." "And I do appreciate what you're doing with homework club..." "I really do." "But, Tami, we got bigger fish to fry." "Okay?" "Hey." "Hey, Stevie." "Evaluate me." "What?" "Judge my ass." "What is wrong with my ass?" " Nothing." " So I finally lose every last ounce of baby weight, and I go back to the landing strip for the first time since maternity leave, and do you want to know what the fat-ass manager says to me?" "He insulted your ass?" "He said..." "He said I could have a day shift." "Do you know what it is like dancing for a bunch of farmers with a mouthful of breakfast buffet?" "And the worst tippers..." "the worst!" "Okay, well, he's crazy, first of all, because you look amazing." "You know what you need to do?" "You need to go back in there, and you need to negotiate." "Tell him that you'll take one day shift for a weekend night." "Yeah." "Yeah, I mean, I had regulars." "Yeah, and they probably totally miss you." "Yeah." "Thank you." "Is that for your dance thing?" "Oh, yeah." "Um..." "So listen, my dad's coming back tonight." "Yeah, I forgot." "So can you give me a ride over there later?" "Yeah." "Thanks." "Hey." "Hey." "Glad I ran into you." "What are you doing tomorrow?" "Want to get together?" "Um, actually, I have a date." "Good." "That's good." "Good..." "What do you mean "good"?" "Good's like it doesn't really mean anything..." "I don't mean anything by it." "I just mean..." "Have a good time." "I'm sorry I bothered you." "You're fine." "Ready, set..." "Hut!" " Leg it out." "Leg it out." " There it is." "Hydrate!" "Hustle over and hydrate!" "Let's go." "Five minutes, let's go!" "That's the way to play out there, son!" "Vince, you make me proud out there, son." "Keep it up, all right?" "All right, come on." "Come on, let's catch some balls." "We'll run the fly patterns." "Let's go." "Just line up." "Line up on the 40." "That's it." "Yeah, don't take no time off." "Yeah, keep it moving." "Keep it moving." "Okay." "Ready, set..." "Hut!" "Hey, Deacon, you know Vince's dad?" "Yeah, back in the day I did." "You know he was in prison, right?" "Yeah." "Yeah, what'd he do?" "Aggravated assault..." "He was a drug dealer." "Used to be one of the baddest cats we had in town." "Aggravated assault and drug dealing, huh?" "Yes, sir, but, coach..." "People can change." "If I didn't believe it," "I wouldn't be able to do the work that I do." "If I didn't believe it, I wouldn't even be alive." "I feel like a damn guidance counselor." "Shoot." "That Jess girl..." "She's got a temper too." "She's a strong girl." "Strong?" "She scares me, is what she does." "Next time you want to bring intrigue and romance into my world, do me a favor and don't." "It's probably gonna do y'all a lot of good." "How long have you been helping this Epyck girl?" "What kind of name is Epyck?" "Sounds like something someone comes up with when they're drunk." "You know the answers are in the back of the book, don't you?" "I know, but I can't teach her unless I understand it, and I don't understand it." " I never understood this stuff." " Honey, you have the answer, and then you got the beginning part." "All you got to do is fill in the middle." " Oh, I'm so frustrated!" " Just do what you always do and call your daughter up." "That's a wonderful idea." "Julie is a whiz at math." "Why didn't I think of that?" "It's a good excuse to call her." " That's what you've got me for." " She was wonderful at math." "She was great." "She got As." "Shoot... machine." "Bye." "Thank you." "Don't you got anything to say to me?" " Hi." " I wasn't thinking "hi."" "I was thinking more like," ""I'm sorry I just put you through all that crap."" "What did I put you through, Doreen?" "What did you put me through?" "How about running off without saying a damn word?" "Hey... hey, she's here now." " Don't try to manage me, bull." " I'm not." "I know you were..." " Beck, she was worried." " Damn right!" "And I want to hear an apology before she gets her selfish butt back in the house." "Well, that's my house, so I don't owe you anything." "I'm sorry, ladies." "Is there a problem here?" " Who the hell are you?" " I'm a friend." "Well, good for you." "We're her family." " You are not my family." " I'm your dad, babe." " Come on, let's go." " Becky, get back in the car." " Get in the house!" " Why don't you get off our property right now?" "Becky, get back in the car." " No, you want to touch her again?" " I decide where she lives!" "You touch her again, I'm calling the cops." " Call the cops." " Get in the car." " Call the cops." " Get in the car!" "Dad, stop!" "Smooth, smooth." "Good, smooth lifts, smooth lifts." "Hey, captains, you got the floor." "Yes, sir." "So, uh, who you taking to the dance?" "I'm pretty sure you have options." "Ahh..." "Come on, man." "It's not who you take." "It's who you take home." "That's a good point." " Come on, you got two more." " Okay, fellas!" "Where am I going tomorrow?" "Any guesses?" " Uh, Taylor Swift concert." " Yes." "No." "Making sweet Dillon love to a farm animal?" "No, but almost." "Longhorns versus T.M.U...." "50-yard line." "All right!" "Yeah!" "Oh, wa... wait!" "I got six tickets." "I got six tickets from the recruitment office for anybody that wants to go." " All right." " I like pepperoni pizza." "I like home-cooked meals." "Y'all know my favorite kinds of candy." "50-yard line." "You don't want to go, right?" "You know I'm there." "You know I'm there." "50-yard line!" "So just to let you know, the dance ends at midnight, but you have to stay until the janitors lock up everything, so it's really gonna be 9:00 to 1:00." "1:00 A.M.?" " Yeah." " Okay." " 9:00 P.M. to 1:00 A.M. - 9:00 P.M. to 1:00 A.M." "Mm-hmm." "Yep." "And I will be at homework club." "Well, thank you." "I really do appreciate that so much." " No problem." " Leave that there." "Hey, honey." "How's it going?" "All right." "Sun's making me dizzy." "Your tiki people are over there." "Oh, good, good." "I know they needed those." "Um, Catherine has kindly volunteered for homework club!" " Hooray!" " Oh, that's good." "Thanks." "And all I have to do is chaperone at the dance tonight, which'll be..." "And I am so glad that that worked out." "Coach, I'll be seeing you later, okay?" "Thank you." "We're supposed to have our own little party tonight." " I know." " We've got a babysitter set up." "It's gonna be you and me having our own little party." "I know we were gonna have our own little party, but now you're gonna have to have a party by yourself, honey." "What am I supposed to do home by myself?" "I can't even imagine what you're gonna do by yourself." "But that's a math teacher, all right?" "It's the only way I can get these people at the homework club..." "Is to bribe them." " Have you eaten lunch yet?" " Nope." "Would you like to get some lunch?" "Yes, please." "Oh, excuse me, girls." "Looks great!" "Ready, set..." "Hut!" "Come on!" "Come on, Tinker, get the lead out of your ass and show me some effort, son!" "Let's go!" "What's the E.T.A. on that, uh, new face mask for lamas?" "It's bad enough the kid can't catch." "He ought to be able to see." "Not for lack of effort." " What?" " Tinker." "He's reacting to the snap count instead of watching the ball." "He's a half a second behind every time." "Hut!" "Do something with that." "Come on, now, let's go!" "I mean, I like filet mignon, but dry aged porterhouse is by far the superior cut." "What do you think?" " It's awesome." " Mm-hmm." "Tell me how it's going at school, bud." "Oh, it's going good." "Um, swung by Mrs. Taylor's office and talked about my schedule." " She's really nice." " Yeah." "She's got a really nice rack." "Um..." "There's some hot girls, younger girls at school too." "So after we finish eating," "I'll drop you off at the school dance, so you can meet someone." "That's all right." " Um..." " What?" "School dances are kind of lame." "Yeah." "They are, but..." "That's where..." "That's where the girls are." "What about you over there, hmm number 5?" "I don't see you eating my ham." "I'm not too hungry." "Okay." "Mm..." "Now, don't you have a dance tonight?" " Yep." " Yeah?" "Mm-hmm." "Hello?" "I know you're gonna take Jess, right?" "Yeah, I'm gonna meet her up there." "Okay." "Good." "Hey." "Hey, you remember, uh, the first dance I ever took you to?" "Of course I do." "Excuse me." "Hey." "Your mama..." "Was the prettiest girl in the neighborhood, hands down, and still is." "So I-I asked my boy Roland..." "I said, "Roland, let me borrow your car, man, 'cause you know I got to take this girl out."" "See, I didn't know that." "Roland?" " We drove Roland's car?" " Yeah, he said, "yeah,"" " and gave me the keys." " Oh, my God." "Vince, we had to walk four or five miles just to make it to the dance 'cause the car broke down." "Didn't tell me the gas gauge was broke." "Damn car ran out of gas." "It wasn't moving!" "I thought it was on full the whole time." "By the time we got to the dance, babe, we was hot, sweaty, and stinky." " Four miles walking." " Gas gauge." "That was the best night of my life, though." "Whoo!" "Now, those some good memories." "Those are some good memories." "See, I got..." "I got a different memory." "I'm sorry, mama, but the more I look at this man, the more I remember him not being here." "I remember taking care of my mama when she was sick and strung out." " Vince, that's enough." " Me." "All right?" "Never called, you never wrote, missed birthdays." "Pop, what's my birthday?" "You name it, you missed it." "Look, I already said it, okay?" "I wasn't here." "I'm sorry." "But I thought about y'all, both of y'all." "A-and I-I thought about everything that... that I missed here." "I'm here now." "Can we do something different?" "I-I want to make it better." "You're good." "Vince, that's enough!" "You think you can put on some new clothes..." " That is enough!" " Huh?" "Say some nice things, all of a sudden you different?" "No, you the same man." " I should go, okay?" " Oh, no." "Baby, thank you for dinner." "It was... it was great." "It was great." "Mama, don't..." "♪ ♪" "♪ ♪" "Sharon." "Do you, um..." "Do you have my credit card?" " No, sir, I don't." " I thought I left it here." "Uh, I did not see it yet." "I checked for it." "Well, here..." "Did you see Buddy?" "Uh, yeah." "He headed out the front." "Okay." "All right, I'll be right back." "All right." "He's such a jerk." "How do you know?" "Babe, I was there." "His wife is such a redneck bitch too." "Oh, so now he's gonna pay her off so he doesn't have to be her dad anymore." "I don't..." "I don't get it." " What?" " You know..." "I-I said that she could stay here for a few weeks, a-and you were ready to rip my head off." "And now she's gonna stay here indefinitely?" "She needs a role model, and I think, unfortunately, in this circumstance, we happen to be the role models." " Really." " Oh, I swear to God, if you ever accidentally bump into her in the shower," " I'm gonna stab you in the face." " Hey, hey." "Hey." " Come here." " Really?" "No?" "No, okay." "All right." " Hey." " Hey." "Um..." "He said that since I'm not coming home that they're gonna go back to Seattle." "Good." "Let them go." "You stay here." "I will babysit for you." "I will do the dishes." "I will clean the house." "No." "You just stay here, okay?" "Thank you." "You have no idea how much this means to me." "I know." "Hey, just stay with us." "You're gonna be okay." "I just don't understand this boy." "It makes no sense." "Do you know any of his friends?" "He just moved back." "He doesn't really have any friends, especially at East Dillon." "Do you know yet where you want to go?" "No, Eric!" "I don't know where to go." "Just give me a second." "I mean, I don't know this boy, so I don't have any idea where he might go." "All right." "I mean, I was talking to him the other day." "I started talking to him about football, you know?" "And I said, "well, maybe, you know," ""you can go out and play football." "Then you'll meet some people, and you'll get reacquainted."" "And he goes, "aw, dad, I don't like football." "It's a stupid game."" "Can you believe that?" "Can he play?" "Of course can play." "He's a Garrity." "It's in his blood." "He loves football." "He just doesn't know it yet." " Hey." " Hey." "Nice shirt." "At the goodwill." "Pulled it out, put it on, fit like a glove." "A magical shirt at a bargain price." " I'm impressed." " Well, that was the point." "I was trying to impress you." "Oh, really?" "You are so pretty." "You hear about T.M.U.?" "They're inviting me down there." "I'm gonna go and check it out tomorrow with some of the guys." " That's awesome!" " Yeah, it is." " You're gonna knock them dead." " I got to tell you something." " Okay." " You like me." " Is that right?" " Yeah, you do." "And I'm gonna take you out sometime..." "Just letting you know, because I'm coming for you, Sproles." "Get ready, 'cause I'm coming for you." "How was the dinner with your dad?" "How'd that go?" "Jess, I really don't want to talk about it..." " Right now." " That's cool." "You know, if you want to leave, like, we could probably still make that movie." "I don't want you working on the team anymore." " Huh?" " In the locker room..." "Doing laundry, moving weights." "Yeah." "We're still..." "Working it out." "No, no, no, that's the thing." "I don't want to work it out." "I want to take my team to a state championship, and it's really hard to do that when I got to check my teammates about you in the locker room." "Okay, don't check your teammates about me." "So what am I supposed to do?" "You're supposed to treat me like one of the boys." "Okay, great." "Then you call me dramatic and macho-chismo when I stand up for you..." " It's machismo." " Whatever, all right?" "You know what I mean." "You're making me look like a chump." "Everything's about Vince." "You want me to be there for you all summer long, help you with your football, but I can't be a part of the game in the way that I think it's interesting." "You know, maybe I'm looking for stuff for my college career." "This'll look good on my transcript." "You look great tonight." "Just sell me the frickin' ticket!" "I can't sell them tickets if they don't have I.D.s." "I have an I.D.!" "I have money!" " What's the problem?" " They don't go to this school." "What's confusing?" "They're with me!" " Hey, Epyck, how are ya?" " Tami, nobody here" " has a student I.D." " I have a student I.D.!" "How many times do I got to show you my I.D. And the money?" " Epyck, you're suspended." " 'Cause of you!" "I'd be getting into this freakin' dance if you wouldn't have ratted me out." "You know what?" "You're suspended." "Y'all don't have IDs." "No smoking, please." "I need you to leave." "What is your problem with me?" "I don't have a problem with you!" "You need to pay attention to the rules, period!" "This is lame." "Let's go." "I'm out of here, man." "Enjoy your stupid dance." "She's..." "A demon from hell." "I came here to tell you that the whole thing between you and me..." "Hey, hey, hey, there it is right there." "Pull in, pull in!" "That's my black truck right there." "There he is right there." "There he is." "Yeah, that's him." "All right, now, listen, take it easy." "All right, all right." "Stop, stop, stop." "Hey, Buddy!" "What do you think you're doing?" "You stop right now, young man!" " Hey, stop right now!" " Buddy..." "Buddy!" "Son, you stop right now!" "You get over here!" "You do not run from me, boy!" "You do not run from me!" "You listen to me!" "Come down now!" " Get off of me!" " Stop it!" " Don't make me hurt you!" " Don't make me hurt you!" " Son, listen to me!" " What's your problem?" "Stop it, son!" "You are gonna shape up, young man!" " Who are you?" " I am your dad!" "How can I help you, son?" "What the hell you doing, boy?" "I'm just checking, that's all." "Checking for what?" "Go ahead, check away." "You ain't gonna find nothing, but keep on." "Check... check as much as you want." "Look..." "Make sure you look at everything." "Found what you're looking for, hmm?" "Tell me you're done with the drugs." "Swear to me." "I swear." "You got to promise me..." "That you won't let mom ever..." "Ever touch that stuff again." "Look..." "I will never, ever..." "Let that happen again." "You hear me?" "On my life." "October 9, 1993, pop." " You got special teams?" " Oh, yeah." "That's offense." "What about defense?" "Coach, we got no effort out there." "Tinker's getting pancaked in practice." "Well, you know, actually, uh..." "I think what he's doing is reacting to the snap count and not, uh..." "Not watching the ball." "It's making him, like, a half second late every single play." "Well, good." " Fix it." " Yes, sir." "Fellas, if you excuse me," "I got a tryout I got to attend to here." " Jess, how you doing?" " I'm great, coach." "Hurry." "Hustle up." "That a boy." "Here he is, coach." "Ready to do what it takes." "You know what a three-point stance is?" " No." " No, sir." "No, sir." "I suppose you don't know what a stunt is either, then." " No, sir." " He's a quick learner, Eric." "We know you can run." "Two things." "One..." "You don't take your helmet off when you're standing on my field." "You're standing on my field." "Just get down there around the 20 or so." "Let's see you run the 40." " You know what that means, yeah?" " Yeah." " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir."