"it's me." "You all right?" "Come here." " Get your fuckin' hands off me!" " What are you doing here?" "I was making sure Sookie got home safe." "The door was open." " What are you doing here?" " It's okay." "Let him go." "What happened?" "mpm" "Episode 6 Season 1" " You get any prints off that drawer?" " Nothing plain." "though." "Why don't you go upstairs and lie down." "I'll let you know." "don't be sick." "you pull it the fuck together." "Do your job." "No wonder they don't respect you." "Cut her up real good." "Must be 30 stabs." "we've got ourselves a serial killer." "Lynn and the grandkids to the lake for the weekend." "Poor woman stuck raising these bat-shit crazy" "Stackhouse kids didn't deserve this...." "Maybe I could use a little air." "and I lost my temper." "I shouldn't have." "Do you think you could apologize to me some other time?" "I just... you know I'm right here." "I know." "make it better" "I'm the one." "So sorry." "Sorrowful." "Soft skin." "Sam." "What happened to Bill?" "I'll go get him." "Thank you." "She's asking for you." "There something you wanna say to me?" "}Sookie doesn't take kindly to people making decisions for her." "You don't need to tell me who Sookie is." "I know who she is." "I've known a long time." "Then you also know that this is neither the time nor the place for you to..." " mark your territory." " There's a woman lying dead downstairs." "She wouldn't be there if it weren't for you." "I promise..." "I'll be sharpening a stake with your name on it." "Looks like she put up a hell of a fight." "See those defensive cuts on her hands?" "Straight to the bone?" "Hardcore." "Psycho son of a bitch." "Going after her all the way that way." "It's the sickest thing I ever seen." "I've seen worse." "There was a murder about six years ago." "Lady snapped." "Blew her husband's head off while he was watching the game." "Big chunks of brain all over the TV." "Why'd she do it?" "I guess she wanted to watch something else." "How the hell would I know?" "People don't murder 'cause they're right in the head." "I told you we never should have released Jason." "come on." "This is his grandma we're talking about." "You think that little pervert ain't capable?" "Adele did bring the fang into a church." "Sure that ruffled more than a few feathers." "If he didn't do it himself." " But vampire Bill said..." " Vampire Bill?" "You on a first-name basis with that bloodsucker now?" "These things are crafty." "They've killing long enough" " to know how to cover..." " Am I interrupting?" "this..." "Official crime scene." "You can't be in here." "It's all right." "I suspect vampire Bill's been around a dead body or two before." "sir?" "wasn't she?" "I suppose she was." "We got couple more questions for you." "You mind?" "Not at all." "Sookie tells us you were here when she found the body." "Is that right?" "I arrived a few moments after." "Kind of late to be making house calls." "All right." "I guess you don't sleep." "They sleep." "Just not at night." "So you make a habit of visiting Miss Stackhouse in the middle of the night?" "We had certain personal matters to discuss." "I was waiting for her to return from her engagement." "I came across the cemetery." "You're saying you heard a car coming from clean across the cemetery?" "Heightened senses are a common side effect of our condition." "But you didn't see or hear any other vehicles coming from the house?" " Something like a truck maybe?" " No. didn't she?" "yes." " So..." "They were all very gracious to your... people." "That's just about the one thing they had in common." "is that one hell of a plus-size coincidence or what?" "I don't believe so." " Excuse me?" " I suspect whoever did this is targeting women who associate with vampires." "You can't be serious." "Adele Stackhouse?" "And a vamp?" "I don't think Sookie's grandmother was the intended victim." "I should probably call Jason." "I could do it if you like." "Thank you." "This is Stackhouse." "Know what to do." "To leave a voice message..." "What's going on?" "They are about to move your grandmother." "You might wanna go sleep at a friend's." "Someplace less isolated." "I'm not going anywhere." "perhaps..." " No." "This is my house." " I'm staying right here." " Turn her there." "All right." "Coming through." "God." "Hope she didn't recognize meat that vampire bar." "and she was..." "screwing that vampire." "You could be next." " Truly sorry about your grandmother." " Are y'all done in there?" "'Cause..." "I'd like to clean up." "If that's all right." "then." "You call us at the first sign of anything." " Keep an eye on her." " I will." "They are right." "You should not stay here." "I agree." "You can have my trailer." "I'll sleep at the bar." "I'm as safe here as anywhere." "haven't I?" "I have to go." "Of course." "It's almost dawn." "And I will come back." "Later." "I can take it from here." "Don't worry about me." "Go." "There's an extra mop round back." "Would you mind getting it for me?" "Gran took a lot of pride in her home." "She wouldn't want anyone to see it like this." "Oh." "That looks great." " Why don't you put it in the kitchen?" " It was so sad." "That Stackhouse girl hasn't come out of the kitchen." "I heard she hasn't cried a single tear." "You know she's been going around with that vampire. - you shouldn't have." " You poor child." "I am so sorry for your loss." "That's very kind of you." "so... thank you." "'cause nothing says I'm sorry like a tuna cheese casserole." "Another one?" "I ain't seen Jason." "Is he here yet?" "How the hell should I know." "I ain't his keeper." "Bitch." "Adele was just an angel sent from heaven." "Too good for this world." "We're all gonna miss her so much." "Heard they almost cut off her head." "I don't see any blood." "I should have gotten here sooner." "Maybe I should have brought my red velvet cake" " instead." " Excuse me." "I just can't believe it." "Are you all right?" " I'm fine." "Thanks for coming." " Of course." "It's the least I could do." "You poor thing." "I can't imagine what you're going through." "if you need help with moving or anything at all..." "Am I moving?" "I'm not moving." "honey." "With it happening..." " right here." " I have far more good memories of this kitchen than bad ones." "What a good way to look at it." "you really are smarter than anyone gives you credit for." "sweetie." "I didn't mean it like that." "you put that pie down right now!" "Come here." "She's losing it." "This is Gran's pie!" "I'm sorry." "I was just making some room." "Poor girl is crazy as a bedbug." " We know you killed your grandmother." " After I spent all morning" " making this casserole." " Dead because of you." " ... your face in front of everybody..." " If y'all excuse us." "I need Sookie upstairs." "Just give us a little girl time." "Come on!" " I shouldn't have lost it like that." " Don't you feel sorry for yelling at that snoopy old bitch." "She's been sticking her nose" " where it don't belong for years." " Say it." "she'd be shaped like a toilet." "I'm sorry." "Gran's gone." "She's really gone." "she is." "I don't know what I'm supposed to do." " Can't even think straight." " Of course you can't." "with all these circling buzzards." "You know you're not their entertainment." "You don't have to dance for 'em." "You gotta feel whatever you're feeling." "I'm not sure I'm... feeling anything." "I'm just numb." " Numb is good." " Yeah." "Numb is probably exactly what you need right now." "Stop worrying about being so damn appropriate." "This is not an appropriate event." "Thank you for getting me out of there." "I haven't had a single minute of silence." "Can't seem to... block anything out right now." "You want me to tell 'em all to shut the hell up?" " I wish it were that easy." " It is." "Your wish... is my command." "I don't do drugs." "Relax." "This is not drugs." "This... is just a Valium. just in case you change your mind." "I'm gonna go and check on the circling buzzards." " Lafayette?" " Yes ma'am." "Would you mind... taking this downstairs for me?" "I will guard it with my life." "Holy shit." "This ain't no good." "I know." "I know." "I'm late." "My alarm broke and I couldn't find my phone." "What you doing here?" "My job." "Fuck." "him?" "I am so sorry." "About what?" "You want me to call anyone?" "Your cousin Hadley?" "No one's heard from her in over a year." "Since she ran away from that rehab Gran paid for." "I don't even know how to get hold of her." "What about Bill?" "Gonna invite him?" "he can't go." " You're right." " It's not like you've... known a lot of vampires." "Kind of takes getting used to." "I'm not sure I'll ever get used to it." "What?" "'Cause not everyone is as open-minded as you." "Shoot me." " {\You should}Hear the things people are saying." " I do." " Bill did not kill my grandmother." " Don't you get all mad at me." "Nobody's blaming Bill... exactly." "But didn't you tell me he had scary-ass friends?" "Not all vampires are like that." "right?" "last night was so horrible..." "I don't know how I would've gotten through it if it weren't for Bill." "When I'm around him... but... it's like I almost feel normal." " What the fuck?" " It's your fault!" "Gran is dead 'cause of you." "It should have been you!" "Don't you lay a hand on her!" "She's screwing a vampire." "A fucking vampire!" "That vampire was there for her when you weren't." "You ought to be ashamed of yourself!" "Is that how your grandma raised you?" "To beat on your own sister?" "Look at you!" "I don't even recognize you anymore!" "Get the hell out of here." "Get out!" "Get out!" "You okay?" " I need to ask you a few questions." " Not now." " Where were you last night?" " I don't know." "I was with a girl." "Tara Thornton?" "What?" "No." "I didn't think so." "What's this one's name?" "I don't remember her name." "Okay?" "I got a number." " I don't know what I did with it." " Why ain't that convenient?" "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "It's Detective Bellefleur." "And what the fuck do you think it means?" "Are you saying I killed my grandmother?" "Jason Stackhouse." "Jason Stackhouse tossed Andy Bellefleur like he was nothing but a rag doll." "Rene makes me watch that Friday Night Smackdown with him. but I ain't never seen one of 'em do that." "Jason?" "He work out a lot." "He real strong." "everybody!" "Sookie needs her rest." "It's time for y'all to go now." "What the hell are y'all staring at?" "You heard me." "The sideshow's over." "Get." "Let's go!" "Let's go." "let's go." "Let's go." "Thank you." "That means you too." "I get it." "But right now she needs to be alone." "you call me." "You're a good friend." "Now get the fuck out of here." "Please." "All right." "'cause you know I will." "I heard you." "What the fuck is it with white people and Jell-O?" "I don't understand." "What the hell are we gonna do with all this?" "Toss it." "Sookie don't need no bad juju cooking." "Bad juju?" "Way to a man's heart is through his stomach." "That shit true as gold." "and the folk can taste it." "Smell this." "You can smell the... fear and nastiness coming off that corn bread." "Taste just fine to me." "you gonna wish you ain't did that." "Watch." "Maybe I should go check on Sookie." "Trust me." "That child is dead to the world right now." "What the fuck?" "What the hell are you doing?" "what's wrong?" "I thought..." "I had a dream." "That's all." "You go back to sleep." "But I..." "You don't worry." "I'm not going anywhere." "Go on." "Do you think they're capable of loving a person?" "Who knows what they're capable of? we gather here today to remember the life of Adele Stackhouse." "To celebrate the time that she enjoyed here on Earth." "And to thank you for each precious moment... my hand." "Sorry." "Sorry." "we shall be comforted... knowing that she is at peace in the Lord's kingdom." "And there shall be no more death." "what are you doing here?" "She was my sister." "You haven't been part of this family in a long time." "Come on." "Give the guy a break." "Sookie Stackhouse has prepared a few words." "Honey?" "You wanted to say a few words?" "you okay?" "Adele Stackhouse was everything to me." "She wasn't just my grandmother." "She was my teacher" "and my best friend." "she'd still be alive." "Vampire giving a eulogy." "Thought she was a good girl." "Guess you never know." "You oughta be in that grave." "And you will be one... we all know" "To say she'll be missed... just doesn't cut it 'cause..." "I can even imagine a world without her in it. with a kind word and a hot meal... and a shoulder to cry on." "but..." "Forgive me." "... everyone who knew her." "I never meant to hurt no one." "I couldn't..." "Poor pathetic thing." "As nuts as nuts can be." "You're sleeping with her killer." "She's dead because of you." "Shut up!" "just shut the fuck up!" "cursing..." "This whole world's just plain crazy... oh my God." "That's a shame." "Is there anyone else who'd care to share a few words?" "I got something to say." "What is she doing?" "Mama." "girl." "This is about to get ugly." "I didn't know Ms. Stackhouse like a lot of you did." "But the few times I did meet her... she was nothing but kind to me." "She was a good" "God-fearing woman." "And when I was going through some bad things... my daughter would go stay with her." "And I always knew she'd be just fine." "Adele Stackhouse took care of my baby when I couldn't... and I'll always be grateful for that." "Just hold on for a sec." "Why?" "So you can hit me again?" "tell me it's my fault." "Tell me how you wish it were me in that coffin." " I deserve it." " I'm sorry." " I'm so sorry." " Don't touch me." "I didn't mean to hurt you." " You gotta know that." " You invited Uncle Bartlett!" " How could you do that?" " He has a right to be here!" "I know he and Gran had their problems." "it don't matter no more." "'Cause that's what family does." "Always forgive each other." "You have no idea what you're talking about." "Please." "we're all we've got." "We've got nothing." "I was moved." "Very moved." "You should come to our next Descendants of the Glorious Dead meeting." "That some kind of support group thing?" "I went to one of those AA meetings once." "It was nothing but a cult." "Tara." "We've met like a hundred times too many." "Excuse us." " The hell are you doing?" " Just talking to that nice lady." "Let go my arm." "You're hurting me!" "I'm hurting you?" "That's funny." "you were beating my head in with a bottle." "sweet Jesus." "You poor child." "I am so sorry." "You have no right to speak for that woman." "She was more of a mother to me than you ever were. she put clothes on me." "She called Social Services on you twice." " You hated her guts." " No." "you did." "You used to call her a white devil bitch." "That wasn't me." "That wasn't me that said those things." "'Cause you were too drunk to remember baby." "Just listen." "All those terrible things I did to you." "It wasn't me who did them." "I have a demon inside of me." "What?" "A demon." "Living and breathing inside me." "Eating me up." "Tara Mae." "'Cause he's as serious as cancer." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "You have a demon inside you?" " Fuck me." "That's too good." " It ain't funny. wrestling with this demon." "I try and do right." "I try so hard... but it breaks me down." "It poisons everything." "I wanna be the mama you deserve." "I can make up for everything." "I can." "It's not to late." "But I can't do this alone." "Do what?" "I got to get it out of me... and it's very expensive." "And that's why you came to this woman's funeral?" "'Cause you want money?" "I had nowhere else to go." "please." "Don't walk away from me." "I am still your mama." "I need you!" "You're all I've got." "I'm so sorry." "Sorry for you loss." "Stackhouse." "What?" "Lord." "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "Fuck!" "I was looking for you." "Well... you found me." "I liked your speech." "anyway." "Especially liked the part where you told the whole town to shut the fuck up." "I'm a real crowd pleaser." "I'll walk you home." "So how about you take a bath?" "I'll find us some stupid movie on TV." "Something with aliens." "not now." "I just..." "I need to be alone." "Thanks." "She said she wants to be alone." "I don't." "Me either." "Won't ever give you enough of this goddamn chicken." "I want the legs." "You piece of shit!" "I'll fucking kill you." "Don't worry." "She says that all the time." "it has a certain charm." "You live here?" "You want a beer?" " They're warm." " Yeah." "Sure." "This is really where you live?" "Sam." "This is really where I live." "You trying to make me feel bad?" "No." "It's just..." " Thought you lived with Lafayette." " I was." "Do you know he has a webcam in his bathroom?" "No way I'm letting a bunch of perverts watch me pee." "You should've told me you needed somewhere to stay." "Why?" "So you can ride up on your white horse and save me?" " Why do you do that?" " Do what?" "Try and turn everything into a fight." "Why is it so hard to just let someone be nice to you?" "I don't know." "You think maybe I have bad self-esteem." "Maybe it's the only way I know how to express my real feelings." " I should go." " Would you relax?" " I was only teasing." " Maybe I'm sick of being teased." "Stay!" " Please." " What for?" "'Cause I want you to." "I don't wanna play games." "I don't want no strings." "I just..." "I want something real in my life." "And you think I don't?" "If we do this... we really did this." " Holy shit." " I'll take that as a compliment." "I guess I really needed that." "Me too." "Let's do it again." " Come back." " I had to baby." "I'm sorry." "I love you." "I love you too." "I need you." "I need you so fuckin' much..." "I guess they made up." "Listen..." "I gotta go." "What?" "It's the middle of the night." "What just happened?" "Did I do something?" "It's not about you." "I'm sorry." "okay?" "This feels so good!" "God!" "I love you." "I love you." "Is..." "Is something wrong?" "Mama." "I knew you'd come." "Do it." "I want you to."