"Terry, I know I haven't worked here long..." "... butI waswondering, would it be possible..." "... ifI gota$ 1 00advance on my salary?" "An advance?" "So that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family." "Every year we ski in vail, and my father pays for my ticket..." "... butI 'vestarted this whole independent thing..." "... whichisactuallywhy  I took this " job. "" "rachel, rachel, sweetheart!" "You're a terrible, terrible waitress." "really, really awful." "I hear what you're saying." "I'm with you." "But I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better." "I really do." "Does anybody need coffee?" "The One Where Underdog Gets Away" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "Excuse me, sir?" "You come in here all the time." "I was wondering..." "... isthereapossibilitythat  you could advance me my tips?" "That's fine." "Sorry about that spill before!" "only 98.50 to go!" "Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving?" "What?" "No, they're not." "The BIymans invited them." "You're wrong." "I am not wrong." "You're wrong." "No, I just talked to them." "I'm calling Mom." "And this from the Cry for help Department:" "Are you wearing makeup?" "Yes, I am." "As of today, I'm officially "Joey Tribbiani: actor/model. "" "I was thinking you look more like " Joey Tribbiani..." "... man/woman."" "What were you modeling?" "You know those posters for the City Free clinic?" "So you're gonna be one of those healthy, healthy, healthy guys?" "The asthma guy's really cute." "Know which one you're gonna be?" "But I hear Lyme disease is open, so... ." "Good luck, man." "I hope you get it." "Thanks." "You were right." "How can they do this to us?" "It's Thanksgiving!" "How about if I cook dinner at my place?" "I'II make it just like Mom's." "will you make the mashed potatoes with the lumps?" "They're not actually supposed to" "I'II work on the lumps." "Joey, you're going home, right?" "chandler, you're still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays?" "Yes." "Every single one of them." "Phoebe, you'II be with your grandma?" "And her boyfriend." "But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar." "So you're free Thursday, then?" "Yeah." "Oh, can I come?" "Rach, you still going to vali?" "absolutely." "Shoop, shoop, shoop!" "only $ 1 02 to go." "I thought it was 98.50?" "well, it was, but I broke a cup." "well, I'm off to carol's." "Ooh, ooh, why don't we invite her?" "Ooh, ooh, because she's my ex-wife..." "... andwillprobablywanttobring  her ooh, ooh, lesbian Iife-partner." "Is carol here?" "No, she's at a faculty meeting." "I just came by to pick up my skull." "well, not mine, but... ." "Come in." "carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum." "What's it look like?" "Kind of like a big face without skin." "I'm familiar with the concept." "You can just look for it." "You guys sure have a Iot of books about being a lesbian." "You know, you have to take a course." "Otherwise they don't let you do it." "Yertle the Turtle!" "A classic." "actually, I'm reading it to the baby." "The baby that hasn't been born yet?" "WouIdn't that mean you're..." "... crazy?" "What?" "You don't think they can hear sounds in there?" "You're not serious?" "I mean..." "... youreallytalktoit?" "Yeah, all the time." "I want the baby to know my voice." "Do you talk about me?" "AII the time." "really?" "We just refer to you as " Bobo, the sperm guy. "" "If she's talking to it, I just think I should get some beIIy-time too." "Not that I believe any of this." "I believe it." "I think the baby can totally hear everything." "I'II show you." "This will seem a little weird." "But you put your head inside this turkey..." "... andwe'IIalltalkandyou'II hear everything we say." "I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment." "In fact, I'd very much like to butter your head." "Did you make your money?" "Not even close." "Forget VaiI." "Forget seeing my family." "Forget shoop, shoop, shoop." "Here's your mail." "Thanks." "You can just put it on the table." "Here's your mail!" "Thanks." "You can just put it on the table!" "would you just open it!" "Oh, my God!" "You guys are great!" "We all chipped in." "We did?" "You owe me $20." "Thank you." "Thank you so much!" "chandler, here you go." "Your traditional holiday feast." "Tomato soup..." "... griIIed-cheesefixingsand your famiIy-size bag of Funyuns." "This is your Thanksgiving dinner?" "What is it with you and this holiday?" "I'm 9 years old." "I hate this story!" "We've just finished Thanksgiving dinner." "I have" " I remember this part vividIy- -a mouthful of pumpkin pie." "And this is the moment my parents tell me they're getting divorced." "Oh, my God!" "Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse." "We used to work together." "We did?" "At Macy's." "You're the Obsession girl, right?" "I was the Aramis guy." "Aramis?" "Aramis?" "Yeah, right!" "You're the best in the business." "Get out!" "I'm serious!" "You're amazing!" "You know when to spritz." "You know when to lay back." "really?" "You don't know what that means to me." "You smell great tonight." "What are you wearing?" "Nothing." "Listen, do you wanna go get a drink?" "Yeah, that would be" "What's wrong?" "I remembered I have to do something." "What?" "Leave." "Wait, wait, wait!" "I guess you all saw it." "Saw what?" "We're just laughing." "You know how laughter can be infectious." "Set another place for Thanksgiving." "My entire family thinks I have VD." ""Tonight, on a very special Blossom. "" "Looking good!" "Okay!" "Cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming... ." "What?" "I don't know." "It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen." "That's it." "Get out of my way and stop annoying me!" "well, that's closer." "I got the tickets!" "Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop!" "Oh, you must stop shooping." "I'm gonna get my stuff." "will you just come in, already?" "I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment." "Look out!" "Incoming pumpkin pie!" "We all laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that's not funny." "Monica, I got a question." "I don't see any Tater Tots." "That's not a question." "But my mom always makes them." "It's a tradition." "A piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a Tot!" "I mean it's..." "... badenoughIcan 'tbewith  my family, because of my disease." "AII right." "Fine." "Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps..." "... andintheformofTots." "I'm off to talk to my unborn child." "Mom never hit." "Okay, all done." "Phoebe, did you whip the pota--?" "Ross needs Iumps!" "Oh, I'm sorry!" "I just" "I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions." "Why would we do that?" "Then they'd be like my mom used to make it..." "... beforeshedied." "Three kinds of potatoes coming up." "Goodbye, you guys!" "Thanks for everything!" "Oh, God, look at" " Sorry!" "I'm so sorry." "The most unbelievable thing has happened!" "Underdog has gotten away!" "The balloon?" "No, the actual cartoon character." "Of course the balloon!" "It's all over the news." "He broke free and was spotted over Washington Square Park." "I'm going to the roof." "Who's with me?" "I can't." "I gotta go!" "An 80-foot dog loose over the city?" "How often does that happen?" "almost never." "Got the keys?" "Anytime you're ready!" "Okay, here we go." "Where am I talking to here?" "There is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but... ." "Just aim for the bump." "Okay, here goes." "You know, I can't do this." "It's too weird." "I feel stupid." "It's fine." "You don't have to do it just because Susan does it." "hello, baby!" "the moment we first saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park!" "But did they have to shoot him down?" "That was just mean." "Right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside..." "... andjuicyon theinside." "Why are we standing here?" "We're waiting for you to open the door." "You've got the keys." "No, I don't." "Yes, you do." "When we left, you said, " Got the keys. "" "No, I didn't." "I asked..." "... " Gotthekeys?"" "You said, " Got the keys! "" "Either of you have the keys?" "The oven is on!" "I've gotta get my ticket!" "Wait!" "We have a copy of your key." "Then get it!" "That tone won't make me go any faster." "That one will." "And everyone's telling me, "You gotta pick a major! "" "So on a dare, I picked paleontology." "And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, Iet's face it, you're a fetus." "You're just happy you don't have gills anymore." "You don't have to talk to it." "You can sing to it." "please." "I am not singing to your stomach." "How's it going?" "Here we come" "Walking down the street" "Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet" "Hey, hey" "Did you feel that?" "I did." "Does it aIways--?" "That was the first!" "Keep singing!" "Keep singing!" "Hey, hey, you're my baby" "And I can 't wait to meet you" "When you come out I'll buy you a bagel And then we'll go to the zoo" "I felt it that time!" "Hey, hey, I'm your daddy" "I'm the one without any breasts" "Not that one." "Can you go any faster?" "I got one keyhole and a zillion keys!" "You do the math." "Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?" "For an emergency just like this." "AII right." "Listen, smirky!" "If it wasn't for your stupid balloon..." "... I'dbeon aplanewatchingawoman do this right now." "But I'm not!" "I swear you said you had the keys!" "I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys!" "I obviously did not have the keys!" "That's it!" "Enough with the keys." "No one say " keys" !" "Why would I have the keys!" "Besides the fact that you said you did?" "But I didn't!" "well, you should have." "Why?" "Because!" "Because everything's my responsibility?" "Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner?" "Everyone wants a different potato, so I'm making different potatoes." "Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want?" "Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions..." "... andMariogetshis Tots." "It's my first Thanksgiving, and I" "It's all burnt, and I can't... ." "Monica, only dogs can hear you now." "Look, the door's open!" "Here we go." "The turkey's burnt!" "Potatoes are ruined!" "Potatoes are ruined!" "Potatoes are ruined!" "Here we come" "Walking down the" "This doesn't smell like Mom's." "It doesn't, does it?" "But you wanted Iumps." "well, here you go, buddy." "You got one!" "God, this is great!" "The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys." "We all had better plans, okay?" "This was nobody's first choice!" "Oh, really?" "So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner?" "You call that delicious?" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Now, this feels like Thanksgiving." "What?" "ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven." "Oh, my God!" "He's not alone." "ugly Naked Guy..." "... ishavingThanksgiving dinner with ugly Naked gal." "I gotta see this!" "AII right, ugly Naked Guy!" "ugly naked dancing!" "It's nice that he has someone." "shall I carve?" "By all means." "Who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese?" "I don't even want to know about the dark cheese." "Does anybody want to split this?" "I will." "You guys have to make a wish." "Make a wish?" "Come on, you know, Thanksgiving." "You got the bigger half!" "What did you wish for?" "The bigger half." "AII right, I'd Iike to propose a toast." "A little toast here." "Ding, ding!" "This isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving you planned..." "... butforme thishas  been really great." "I think because it didn't involve divorce..." "... orprojectilevomiting." "If you had gone to vali..." "... orifyouhad beenwith your  family, or if you didn't have..." "... syphiIisandstuff..." "... wewouldn'tbe  all together." "So I guess what I'm trying to say is..." "... I'mverythankfulthatall of your Thanksgivings sucked." "That's so sweet!" "Thank you." "Here's to a lousy Christmas!" "And a crappy New Year!"