"Good morning, Little Red Riding Hood." "Good morning." "How do you do?" "Good morning, Miss Riding Hood." "Where are you going, Red Riding Hood?" "What's in the basket?" "Something good?" "I'm bringing Grandma cakes and wine." "She's awful, awful sick." "I'm in a great big hurry, too." "I gotta get there quick." "You'll get there quick, red Riding Hood... if you take the shortcut through the wood." "There's danger in them woods." "Beware!" "The Big Bad Wolf is lurking there." "Better to be safe than sorry." "Shortcuts are not always good." "Take the long road 'round the forest... while the wolf is in the wood." "That old wolf is just a sissy." "All he does is huff... and puff." "We'll go with you and protect you." "Come along, we'll call his bluff." "Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf" "Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf?" "Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!" "Heh heh heh heh heh." "I'll get 'em." "I'm Goldilocks, the fairy queen" "Spirit of the woods am I" "Whoops!" "You'll flit and fly from tree to tree" "Come, come, my dears, you're safe with me" "Whoops!" "Ooh!" "Aah!" "Ehh heh heh heh heh!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Unh!" "Curses!" "Ha ha ha ha!" "Come in!" "Rah ha ha ha!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Come in." "Good morning, Grandma." "How do you feel today?" "Terrible." "Uh, ahem..." "Not so hot, dearie." "Ooh, Grandma." "What big eyes you've got." "All the better to look you over, dearie." "Ooh, Grandma." "What a big nose you've got." "All the better to" "Ha cha cha cha cha." "How am I doin'?" "Ooh, Grandma." "What a big mouth you've got." "ou ain't seen the half of it, dearie." "Ha ha ha ha!" "Rowrrr!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "The wolf!" "He's got her!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Uhh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Open the door and let me in!" "A-whoo!" "Ow!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf" "Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf?" "Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?" "He's a great big sissy"