"Wait!" "You're putting mud on us," "Nothing happens when we are awake now we're having fun during sleeping you're feeling jealous." "When our dream will come true?" "Since two years we are standing under this boat." "There is no sign of accident," "Accident has a name but it doesn't have any sign," "What we will get if some car will get hit." "On these same ways..." "That bald millionaire told us the secret of millions." "You got me donated all the money." "Since day and night...." "We are watching all the cars." "that accident will happen," "Brother!" "at least hit your car, We are begging you." "No car will be hit here, because we are runing from bad luck," "There is only one way left." "Which way?" "The Devil's way." "Why we have come on bar shop?" "We are gonna sell omlets?" "No!" "we will make people fools." "What will you do with that egg?" "If you will take this egg in your mouth without breaking it then I will give you 5000." "Not just an egg...." "Tony will take the cock in his mouth for 5000." "Then take this egg in your mouth," "This guy is amazing," "Two thousand rupees." "What about my share?" "500 for you and 500 for you." "Take him away from here." "What about my 500?" "Torn note, Because you can't spend without me," "Give me the thousand rupees." "Thousand for you and thousand for me," "Everyone recognized me inside, Now you go inside." "What will you do with this egg?" "I will take the challenge of 5000." "that you can't take this egg in your mouth without breaking it." "Can you do it?" "I can do anything." "Fine!" "you show me first then I will do it." "Nobody has beaten in my life." "Thanks to God at least those guys didn't rape us." "Our fate raped us." "If we would have money then we would have everything." "Car, Banglow, Bank Balance and Mom." "Yes!" "Mercedes!" "Kabeer is sitting in that car." "How did this Kabeer got the money?" "He also donated the money." "Such a big car, such a big office." "Honesty,Loyality,Self Respect and Responsibility." "With all these things today Kabeer Nayak is a rich man." "And I have already seen these qualities in all four of you." "Boss has appointed you chief executive of our new multi project venture." "That's nothing," "Boss will give you furnished appartments along with salary," "Sir!" "from which face we shouldn't be thankful to you, From this face." "If you all will keep doing hard working like this.... then one day I will make you partners in this company." "Instead of us he is making these stupids his partners." "We should be on their place, If we will become partners then we will have car, banglow, bank balance." "How are you guys?" "What you guys doing here?" "We are cleaning the toilets." "What?" "Are you shocked?" "Why we intelligent guys cleaning this shit?" "I said it, and we heard it from the window." "You heard me from the window and you are creating scene here." "Not a scene but emotional torture." "So you leave those four guys and make us partners." "Pasrtnership with you guys, Good idea." "If I will give you the job of peon, then it will be insult of peons." "Nobody has ever insulted us like this." "Whatever it takes but we will must become your partners." "You guys gave Mr. Kabeer estimate of 100 crores but the profit is only 99 crores" "99 lacs 99 thousand it means loss of thousand, I said why?" "You are torturing us only for thousand rupees." "Mr. Kabeer has appointed four new guys on your place." "that's why you are fired." "And Mr. Kabeer doesn't fire from his mouth but he fire from his gun," "Give me the gun," "Let us go!" "I won't let you go like this." "He will kill us, I will kill you," "See!" "he is telling us that he will kill us, Shut Up!" "So you guys have done it, And until you will call people like them we will make them run." "Till you won't make us partners," "Who is she?" "She is Mr. Kabeer's wife." "Who are these people?" "Not Kabeer and you're Seeta and we we are four younger brothers of Raam," "One minute!" "Raam had only three brothers." "You go I will be there in two minutes." "You four has entered into my office," "But if you will try to enter in my banglow then I'll smash your faces." "Everything has a limit." "I gave you every month for monthly expenses." "If I will get 5 lacs then..." "I won't give you 5 rupees." "He is beggar like us," "Wow!" "what I thought and what you have become," "I have already doubt on boss, What did I asked?" "that I shouldn't have any problem in my love, and I got scoundrel." "but I love this scoundrel." "Do you know who made me con?" "Who?" "Mr. Bachchan." "You mean Amitabh Bachchan, Yeah." "When police department stopped my promotion and transferred me, so I didn't have any work except watching tv." "and daily at 9 Mr. Bechchan yield on tv." "Who wants to be a millionaire?" "then I thought to become millionaire I have to become con first." "We three con will make them fool." "Those four were perfect for our plan," "Just because these four stupids those four fools ran away." "and they bring knife to me, and said that please rip us." "Last time I was about to make plans with lot of money, but because of these fools my plan has been ruined." "You keep playing my secretary role." "and Kamini you keep playing my strict wife role." "Those four are not qualified." "It is the first dialogue of our next scene." "You are most qualified." "What is your qualification," "Till 10 o clock." "My school has started at 9." "when one hour has passed the prinicple has decided." "that I can't study." "He is joking, we are qualified." "In fact we have a degree," "Which?" "MMS Degree." "Tell her!" "Yes, MMS." "Have you heard some kind of degree." "If there is some kind of degree then it's useless for our company." "Look at their faces they looks crooks from their faces." "What are you doing?" "Prepare for salvation," "And invite them specially." "I was thinking that..." "I have already decided." "From today these four are 40% partners of our company." "You always said.... that son you can't make it." "Whatever you do." "one day your oil will come out," "Papa!" "I got oil." "She is so smiling... what's the secret that she is hiding, Let's find out." "With this blue print your superb idea to build refinery on oil place." "mind blowing plan to make billions from millions, those four shouln't know about this." "We heard it, By chance they will know about it." "then they will take this file to madam," "They will become a partner of fifty percent." "You were listening us." "If you will find an invester then how would you convince him," "We have MMS Degree." "Fix the appointment with investor." "You guys need an investor, Come over here." "Have you got investor?" "You hit on us." "Kabeer asked me his mobile back so I gave him," "He wanted to call his mom, He was really missing his mom," "We lost the phone, investor and partnership." "Enough!" "Game is over, Get out from here." "I have already made the copy of that MMS." "Bata bhai is your private investor." "I don't want to see this sinner world." "That's what you call terror." "Your loud voice is not made for lectures but for threatens." "What is this?" "25 lacs for Advance Extortion Money." "I said twice, Are you deaf?" "Advance extortion money is like advance tax." "Let's think about the future." "We got a jack pot on our land." "After few days you will read in newspaper that we are millionaires." "then you will start calling us that give me the extortion money," "These guys are ready to pay advance money on behalf of some land, that would be something on land." "You're saying right." "I like your land promo." "Now tell me when you will show me your entire land." "Look!" "Black Gold." "I am waiting for that day when we will build 250 crore's refinery on this land." "Since many days you wanted to change your profession." "It's the right time to change the business, you are right." "Hold my hand and congratulate me," "When you will hold it?" "Bata Bhai has decided to invest in your oil refinery." "Tell me how much money you want?" "Bata Bhai 250 crore is not enough money for you," "What do you think?" "Bata Bhai will ask the money from the market." "so I couldn't manage 250 crores." "Bata Bhai has arranged 250 crores on phone." "Nobody is in our office." "We don't need anyone in our office." "Don't you think we have already seen it." "Do you understand anything after watching this movie." "Directed by Kabeer, To scare us..." "He is showing our movie's action replay to us." "Tell me otherwise I will shoot you, Not he will close the door." "Now he will break the door." "You have brought this ketchup from your house." "It's blood, Can't you tell me before." "I said it...." "You couldn't say blood." "I will kill that person who didn't pay my office rent from 2 months." "Who is the boss amongst four of you?" "Whoever the boss is step ahead." "So!" "you are the boss." "Don't know in these dangerous situation how did I step ahead." "I will tell you right now." "Please forgive us." "Have you seen Sholay?" "No!" "Have you seen Dhamal?" "I said No." "Nobody is here." "Where is my oil?" "Dig the land oil will come out." "No oil is here." "Where is oil?" "Why are you showing different fingurs." "Someone digged the gutter pipe line." "Only coats are hung up here." "Have you seen somebody was running in white clothes from here." "I am asking to you." "They have called the police." "Put the guns back and stand like decent men," "You four has saved me from the police." "Some goons were behind us but why police were following you." "Actually!" "my partner Shabbir betrayed me in business." "He played such a big game with me," "And you killed him," "Such a small punishment for a big sin," "I killed him but thousand times." "First I put poison in his personal life." "then I ruined his business." "As much he loved money," "Today he hates his life as well." "And now after snitching his happiness and money I am leaving India." "We don't need 2 lacs please take us along with you." "It's not possible." "I can't take you along." "Unlimited Gambling," "In that case we will need 1000 crores in safe deposit." "Where we will find the investor fot that money," "That man is coming from the front." "Johnny Bonzela!" "The King of Casino." "I want to go beyond him," "He wants to become number one," "I will pee on your face." "Here every second man is an eligible bachelor." "I want that you...." "You both should get marry." "And if you are talking about me," "I am looking for a guy who is better than honest from the heart," "and who should love me alot." "But Kabber why did you keep this casino's name FOUR JOKERS," "We got this casino because of those four jokers." "that's why this casino's name is FOUR JOKERS." "I will ruin him from my feet." "I will get peace when we will ruin them." "Like they won our trust and then broke our trust same as that we will won their trust then we will break their trust." "What we will break?" "Kabeer is not blind he will recognize us." "He won't recognize us because we will be disguise in every situation." "I am already get up." "We four are ruined and they are having fun," "Who are you?" "how did you get inside?" "I have come for job," "This is the qualification of you job, Stealing." "I am not proving that I am such a good thief." "I' telling you that people are cheating in your casino I'll expose them," "Nobody can cheat in my casino." "It's happening on table 7." "I will totally expose you," "You have showed your gun to my boss." "Before killing my boss you will have to face me." "I can blow his head." "He is dead." "He is on vibrator mode, I will finish him." "I know your short temper." "and that's why I already removed bullets from your gun." "Don't spare him," "What have you done?" "But you didn't gave me any job." "Nobody can protect my casino better than you." "He is Sardar and Affectfull." "You have throwed me from the building." "If I won't then Kabeer would have shoot you." "Whatever I did I did it for you." "According to plan you have to flert with Keya." "You have to make wild entry like him, that's fine but why did you bring lady gorilla's costume." "It doesn't make any difference." "You are sounding like a gorilla." "She is a woman," "Real Gorilla." "You wanna kill me," "Till two hours he was kissing me," "Thanks to God he wasn't Shakti Kapoor of Gorillas." "It's all happened because of Manav." "He send real gorilla to me." "We won't involve him in our next plan." "Now look I think that is Keya who is coming over here." "This is for you." "Thanks for saving my life." "It was my duty to protect you." "How can you speak hindi, My parents were black." "When they both were black then how could you speal hindi." "I mean my mom was black, and my father's name was Kaali." "Until you won't recover I will take care of you," "What happen?" "You don't like me." "I like you but matter is not that," "I have already one more commitment in my life." "Who is that commitment?" "As an Indian you are helping some foriegner that's wrong." "You should help an indian then India will progress." "Shall I crack the deal." "Crack it fast." "Boss is ready to give you 10%." "But you will give 1000 crores to my boss." "Take my wealth and take my fame, and if you want then take this woman," "Who is standing behind you?" "Guess it." "He should know that where his investor his investing his money." "Where did he come from?" "How do you know Johnny?" "Today I have found new partners for my casino." "and on this occasion I want to propose my life partner." "You have seen all security arrangements." "Now please come with me," "Your financed money... we will keep in that vault on 31st night." "It means.... that if someone try to deactivate the alarm, he still couldn't get the money." "Your thousand crores will always on my front." "Our money is secured." "Open the door." "Boss we got the money." "I have another good news for you, Really?" "I have chosen a guy for me," "Who is he?" "Tukaram," "He is not rich," "He is not white but black." "But he looks like a hero." "In which bar she was dancing," "Call your Tukaram," "He made such a big house from our money." "I am sure people call you Tukia." "How do you know?" "Because he looks Tukia from his face," "Please come and sit, no!" "First of all I will check his bed, What?" "Don't bother your uncle." "Don't fight." "How I handle these kids." "I have solution for everything." "You face few problems in begininng," "But it's my left hand case." "Can I see your palm," "It's saying that he is going to become a beggar." "Hit me more." "Your brother has spit on their faces," "You wants to marry this black guy without your brother's permission." "Don't kill him," "Why you both are playing apple apple?" "Who are you?" "Who sent you here?" "Why should I tell you that my name is Milind Supari." "The famous Super Hitman," "and why should I tell you that your brother Kabees has sent me to kill your husband." "Get ready to die." "Before killing my brother you will have to kill me first." "You must take my revenge," "What's happening?" "What magic that black man has done on my sisyer, It must be black magic." "You don't drink more." "You are a Sardar." "I am calling Kabeer since long, but he is not answering my phone." "He is upstairs in his room," "He is on water bed." "If I would be on your place so I would never go upstairs." "I am on my place and you are on your place." "He is on such a dirty place." "I never imagine that you will do such a cheap thing," "You will betray with me," "Nothing happened with that girl." "You are the man of the house so you will do whatever you want." "Remember one thing," "If you will cheat me then I will kill you." "Tell me what have you done with him," "What happened last night between us, Nothing happened." "I have already confess with my husband, that he is a mouse and you are my lion," "I never imagine that you will betray me," "Listen to me!" "Thank God that you are here." "Tell her she thinks I am cheated on her," "He is not a cheater," "He is also a murderer." "And he didn't kill none other but" "My husband Tukia." "He also killed Dodo and Jojo." "that's why I have come to curse you," "Like you snatched my love from me," "Your love will be snatch from you," "It will not but it's already snatched." "In just one day you are totally finished." "But how we will bring 1000 crore in two days." "There is a man," "Boss!" "let's go from here I can't tolerate your insult." "What will happen, You will come on streets." "But how we will steal those 1000 crores." "I will put a tablet in fish tank." "who will make that water dirty, then you come as a cleaner and clean everything." "You are finished." "It's not possible." "You guys can't ruin me," "I have no regrets that" "I became fool." "but I must have regrets that.... that you four jokers made me fool." "now how we do another stupid thing," "I am really enjoying to ruin them, 1000 crores are waiting for us." "What about my share?" "Shut up Manav," "What's happening?" "I think they're showing movie." "They all did it." "You think you made us fool." "but we made you double fool." "It means you already knew our plan," "We have those 1000 crores." "And we will never tell you that where he hide them," "Now who will tell us where are those 1000 crores." "You are alive Mohsin Bhai." "You traitor!" "Whose time is running bad," "Why does he need watch?" "Leave my watch I lost all the money." "But Kabeer why we?" "I told you many times that don't come to my house," "He is on the way," "And after that we will make him sit on this red lounge, and we will show him your film and he will chop you in pieces."