"Trust me Flower, tonight, We're gonna fill the net." "How come?" "They got no goalie?" "Don't worry Ray, play more offensive, I got your back." "That's good to know." "Just work yourself into the slot, I'll take care of the rest." "I'll be there, Mario." "Marty, if something goes wrong, you know I'm there." "Thanks Fern, makes me feel a lot better." "Man, I'm tired of playing on the third line." "Me too." "Yeah, I know." "Hey Butch, I may get into a fight tonight, just let me go." "You sure?" "Remember the last time?" "Lucky punch!" "The little engine that could, the little engine that could..." "Move it, Francois." "Move it." "Hey, Rich?" "Yesterday, my slap shot clocked at 106 miles an hour." "Wow, I did 104!" "Gags, how 'bout you?" "Me?" "102." "Hang in Kid, you'll get there." "Jacques!" "The bottles?" "Coming, coach!" "Big game." "The guys are ready!" "Now... once you fill in the ticket... you must now place it!" "But notjust anywhere." "No sir." "Firmly under the wiper." "On the driver's side!" "And why?" "To let the criminal know, smack in his face, that he forgot to feed the meter." "Park a Rolls, or park a wreck," "The law says, you have to feed the meter." "Remember." "The meter is not " discriminatory" ." "Got it?" "Any questions?" "You in the back." "What happens when you place the ticket... and the criminal arrives at the same time?" "Good question, I get it all the time." "First, you take a deep breath." "Second, you get the hell out of there." "Alright everyone, now we're at the corner." "Remember what I told you?" "We must be careful." "Before we cross, we must look both ways." "First to the left." "Then to the right." "And if you ever go to England, it's the other way around:" "First you look to the right, then to the left." "Where's England?" "It's that way, but we don't have time to go there today." "OK, now we'll cross the street." "Let's go." "The motor's gonna die on you, Fernand." "Oh great, and you gotta break the news so rough?" "So..." "we're talking six months?" "A year?" "Off hand, I'd say... between a couple of days and... ten years." "Ten years..." "that's not so bad." "Ten years, if you leave it in your garage." "I knew it!" "Weren't you supposed to pick up Saku after his ballet class?" "Did I forget anything else?" "That you have a wife and two kids." "Sorry, we're really busy today." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to pick him up." "Then I'll stop by the hardware store... to get my knee brace fixed for that leg you keep pulling." "The hinges are loose." "'Balai':" "That's broom in French." "She must have meant broomball?" "Not, er..." "You keep this to yourself." "Of course." "I want to see the manager!" "It's your lucky day, You're looking at him." "You got a problem, my good man?" "I was sold a bouquet of crap!" "Oh yeah?" "Yeah." "Well, that's no bouquet of crap." "They're birds of paradise." "And they come from South Africa," "So they probably still smell a little Of the container." "Now if you don't want to go for a ride in a container, and find yourself in Paradise, take a good whiff." "Now, tell me again quick." "What do you think?" "Oh, it smells like... very nice." "Did I hear you say you want two more bouquets?" "Chances are, yes." "Excellent!" "That's the way it is at Meo Flowers." "The customer... is always right." "Ti-guy, forget real-estate for a while." "Less strain on your ears." "And it will cut your phone bill to nothing." "Hey Leopold, come on in." "Hi, François." "You OK?" "Yeah." "is he gonna be all right?" "It'll take 5 to 6 weeks, but he'll be OK." "But a slap shot to the head sure can shake you up." "l guess..." "What stinks?" "Just these birds of paradise." "Hey, Ti-Guy." "I'm so sorry." "It was an accident." "Aiming isn't easy, especially in hockey." "Mario made a nice pass, I'm ready to slap it..." "There's no need to feel bad." "You took the shot..." "he got it in the forehead, it deflected in the net, and we won!" "And where are we going?" "To the finals!" "That's for sure!" "Yes sir, Ti-Guy." "OK." "Hey, don't forget to sign!" "Bye!" "I'm really sorry." "Are you OK?" "You OK?" "I'm going to... I'm going to sign it." "Just lean over a little." "This is our latest model." "Check the elasticity." "Watch this!" "Oh!" "Sorry!" "I'm sorry, hey no problem eh?" "Let me help you." "No worries." "lt stings!" "See, if you were wearing this, you would've had full protection" "Oh boy!" "And it's on special." "Take a look at this beauty." "Very popular... lt's made of a composite." "So light, you'll feel like you're skating... in your slippers." "Check this!" "Zoup!" "Are you OK?" "Yes..." "Don't worry." "That's how we test helmets here." "Now don't tell me that's not a good deal." "Everything alright, Sir?" "You're OK?" "Thank you." "We're glad to have you as a customer." "Great choice." "Made in Alberta." "They sure know hard heads out there." "l'm going to be late!" "OK." "Hey, big guy, you won't be staying on the bench." "Thanks boss." "Give 10% off to the gentleman." "It's already on special." "Never mind then!" "OK." "There's no hockey because, the league staged a lockout." "Why don't we give the Stanley Cup to..." "Put the volume up!" "Jean, are you nuts?" "You must be joking?" "We're talking about the trophy..." "Look at him!" "...you want to give it to a beer league?" "That guy's got a mouth on him!" "Yes but the cup is in the cupboard." "Where it should be!" "Come on!" "Michel Bergeron, if you'd ever won that cup, you wouldn't be talking this way." "Let's not live in the past." "We shouldn't give the cup to a bunch of hackers in a beer league it's a beer league." "The Stanley Cup will lose all credibility." "But there isn't any hockey." "Stan, defend yourself!" "Come on say something..." "He's not talking!" "He's thinking, give him a minute." "Did you see The Boys against Team Canada?" "Hein?" "Huh?" "Team Canada?" "The women." "The Girls?" "Yes?" "Well the girls wiped them!" "Wiped?" "That was the plan... to play like gentlemen." "Yeah." "That's how we played!" "But now..." "We have a guest..." "Let's go, Stan." "the coach of The Boys." "His team is in the finals of... the biggest Beer League Tournament in the country... and what's at stake is not the Stanley Cup, but to play against the Legends of hockey." "The Legends, the Legends!" "He's going to talk!" "lt's always been our dream, -to play against the Legends." "Guy Lafleur, and all those guys?" "Absolutely." "The game against the Legends, it's gonna be awesome." "At the other end of the rink," "Martin Brodeur staring at me." "Think about it Lisette." "Think about what?" "Come on..." "Marty Brodeur." "No, I never think about him, he's much too blond." "If we gave you the Stanley Cup..." "Listen, M. Pagé, if you gave me the Stanley Cup, I wouldn't turn it down." "We've always dreamt of touching the Stanley Cup." "Of course!" "You take it, it's the Stanley Cup!" "If you win, the guys will think they're all a bunch of "Heroes"." "Zeroes?" "Sorry, M. Bergeron..." "But beer leagues have opened up many doors..." "into professional hockey." "Yes, hotel doors!" "Say something, Stan!" "Do you think we drink during the games?" "We know how it works." "We got The Boys tattooed on our hearts!" "On our heart!" "Yes, tattooed!" "It's here, right here!" "You're going to play against lawyers?" "Yes, the Toronto Barristers." "They're very good!" "Yeah, they're good defending, we're better at offending!" "Yeah!" "It's in the bag!" "Yes, but to win you need a hot goalie." "I wouldn't trade mine for anyone..." "playing in the majors." "Theodore?" "Theodore?" "Theodore!" "Even Brodeur?" "Brodeur, Jacques Plante!" "lsn't he dead?" "Just shut up!" "So who's this great goalie?" "Fernand." "Fernand, I'd never trade you!" "Ouch!" "Wait a minute!" "Fernand, I'm counting on you." "Go on Stan, give it to them..." "My man..." "You know Stan, team spirit is very important." "You're absolutely right." "Good luck." "Thank you." "Good luck, Stan." "Thanks!" "Bye, Bergy, see you tomorrow at the Mirage." "At 10h05." "You're right." "You can do miracles with plumbers." "I hope so, 'cause all I have are plumbers." "I'm sorry." "Won't be long." "Yes, hello?" "Woah, Lisette." "Slow down, I can't understand a word." "His thumb!" "What an idiot, he's been lying around in it long enough, to know how to use it by now." "What do you want me to say?" "I don't know." "I'll have to find a solution." "OK." "Dammit all!" "That's right, Julian." "First we win the finals." "And then, the Legends!" "Bet ya they've never seen players like us." "For sure." "The bus from Toronto." "That's right." "They're clean." "They're lawyers." "What did he say?" "That you looked like a fat Toulouse sausage." "Oh yeah?" "Watch this!" "Hey, you "ice hole" ..." "You know your mental is all fucked... I will fix it for you on the "ass"." "Meo, your English is as good as your French." "Ahh?" "I get by!" "You know it when you start making jokes in English." "Hi guys. I'm sorry." "You always wrap your thumb in a roll of toilet paper?" "Nah, it's Lisette's bandage job." "But good news, guys, I'm good to play." "I got good news too." "I found a new goalie." "So, give your thumb a break." "Hey, Fern, cute hand puppet." "Find a name for it yet?" "So?" "Who's the new goalie?" "Boys, er... I'm not sure what to say." "We beat Vancouver, we beat Calgary." "Tonight, we play against..." "Sorry, Stan." "I know I'm late." "What's your excuse?" "I got a ticket." "But I'll contest it." "I have connections." "So, we beat Vancouver, then Calgary, and tonight..." "Hey, Boys!" "Po-Paul!" "Tonight we're playing a team of lawyers from Toronto." "Two out of three." "I don't need to tell you guys I want your 1 10% !" "Huh?" "Does anyone want to add anything?" "Thank you, Stan!" "Thank you!" "Guys, I only have one thing to say..." "The Berlin wall has fallen..." "When?" "Lenin and Stalin also fell." "And tonight, the other team's gonna fall." "Martin!" "I'm expressing myself!" "We're playing against those English lawyers... from Toronto." "It's a bit like our Battle of Quebec." "We will avenge Montcalm's honor once and for all." "And Wolfe's bunch will fall tonight!" "Take a break, Meo, you just busted 1 15% ." "Thank you, Stan." "Thank you!" "Marcel, hurry!" "We're waiting for you." "Yes, yes." "Hurry!" "Hey Ref, I didn't touch him!" "I didn't do anything!" "Wow Stan, you speak pretty good too." "I get by." "I did nothing!" "Oh!" "Fuck right off!" "I didn't touch him!" "Let's go, Boys!" "Let's go, François!" "Let's go, guys!" "Fern, did you see that?" "That was amazing!" "Hell of a goalie!" "He's lucky." "Lucky, lucky!" "That's my boy!" "That's my boy!" "Come on guys!" "Big game!" "Big game!" "Thanks, you too Marcel!" "I don't know what it is, I got this big lump here." "And man!" "It hurts like hell You ever get that?" "Let me tell you:" "I wouldn't wish it on anyone!" "It burns like a bitch!" "She's a girl!" "Why didn't anyone tell me?" "Why, you got a problem with that?" "No, I..." "Look, the new menus just arrived." "Wow, nice job!" "Yeah, but I got one little problem." "Spaghetti do you spell it with one " t" or two?" "Two [t]s." "Look at me." "I should know." "You don't mind the changes too much?" "No, you're right." "When it doesn't sell, it doesn't sell." "You know, it's for the good of the Pub." "And kissing you does me good." "It doesn't get better than this." "We'll win again in two days!" "How about a beer, Boys?" "Marcel!" "Julian!" "Hey, the Nacho plate is really generous." "Yeah, just like the owner!" "Boys, I would like to take a minute... to tell you how proud I am of all of you." "We beat the Barristers." "First time I've seen 15 lawyers all lose at the same time!" "One more win and hello Legends!" "To our next victory!" "Guys, let's not talk too fast, eh?" "There he is, Mister Negative." "Yeah." "Hey, we're one game up!" "To our next victory against the Law!" "Po-Paul?" "What?" "You took the Rib-ghetti off the menu?" "Yeah, it wasn't much of a seller." "You can'tjust flush a Classic." "It would be like asking Beethoven to flush his 9th symphony." "Who's the boss here, now?" "That's no reason to ignore your father's legacy!" "You gave me the place, you want to run it again?" "That's not the point and you know it." "But it's just like hockey." "You got to respect tradition." "That's how you get ahead in life." "You can'tjust throw out the baby without the bathtub." "Look dad, I want to live my life." "Not yours." "Idiot." "All my sympathy for the Rib-ghetti." "See you tomorrow." "And Boys..." "make sure you're dressed properly." "Yeah." "Marriages always choke me up a little." "I still have a thing for church weddings." "I would have liked to be a priest." "You know..." "Celebrate weddings, baptisms..." "You would've made a good priest, so why didn't you?" "I hate working on weekends." "It won't always be easy, but with love in your hearts, you'll succeed." "Are you alright?" "Yes, I'll be OK." "You know how weddings shake me up... I officially declare you husbands." "It's weird, I'd feel like I'm kissing myself." "Hurray for the newlyweds!" "I never thought I'd ever see this." "Two guys getting married." "What can I say?" "You got to go with the flow." "I got a lot of catching up to do, I'm not even on line!" "Good game the other night?" "Not bad!" "Too bad you weren't there." "l know, but I've been so busy?" "Remember my video company..." "Infomercials?" "Well I'm outta there." "I totally reoriented my focus." "After slicers, dicers and fitness, there's not much left." "Then I got this flash." "I started thinking:" ""Wouldn't it have more impact to film a fat guy thinking about loosing weight, instead of a fat guy exercising?"" "You know how big cinema has become around here?" "I wouldn't know, the last Quebec film I saw was Slap Shot." "lsn't that an American film?" "Er..." "No." "In my book, Paul Newman spoke French." "There you go, if Paul Newman is playing in a Quebec film, it means it's become big around here." "Huh?" "The train's leaving, and I'm not going to miss that boat." "I woke up one morning and I said to myself:" ""Fuck, Bob, Hollywood is no further than Fort Lauderdale." "And how many times did you go to Fort Lauderdale last year?"" "You got a point there." "Better believe it." "I can't go into all the details." "But one thing's for sure, artistic creation is overwhelming." "Really?" "It takes up so much space in one's head." "And yours was already a tight squeeze." "Yeah, but that's over." "Now I'm giving it all I have." "François." "Surgeon." "Plastic surgeon?" "Plastic surgeon, exactly." "Also Cardiologist." "Marcel..." "What?" "What do you say at these things?" "I don't know..." "thanks for coming?" "Thanks for coming, and for being there." "So you are the parents of the bride?" "Christopher's parents, yes." "Congratulations." "You must be very proud!" "Yes, very." "Bet you can't wait to become grandparents?" "I have to go." "Er... actually, what I meant was... lt's OK." "We're grandparents already." "How did they do that?" "Christopher has a sister." "I know this may sound a bit blunt, but I find you very attractive." "Thanks." "There's only one problem." "I'm sure we'll find a solution." "We don't play for the same team." "Oh, I see." "Well, a sex change can be expensive and very painful." "So..." "I hope your team has a winning season." "The two little guys on the cake, can you eat them?" "l don't know." "Just film the cake." "Make sure to show the little guys." "Watch it, he's coming." "You guys having fun?" "Of course." "Oh yes!" "Yeah, it's kind of special, two guys getting married and all." "Oh yeah, like how?" "Well I don't want to sound uptight, but it seems strange!" "Yeah, the two little guys on the cake, itjust seems weird." "Oh, Yeah?" "Listen Boys, I don't care about the wedding." "I'm only doing this for Christopher." "Well, when you look at it that way." "Yeah!" "So, when's your turn?" "Not with a guy, I mean..." "Sooner than you think." "Really?" "Yeah, it's..." "So how come, you didn't tell me?" "Look at the great gift she gave me." "Not a Stanley Cup ring?" "Her father was a trainer for the Canadians in '86." "That's a major piece of history, you're wearing there, son." "Well, Po-Paul, about the Rib-ghetti..." "Don't start again!" "No, Listen..." "You do what you have to, lt's your Pub now, I'm OK with that." "Really?" "You sure?" "Ah dad!" "Ouch!" "Sorry, it's the ring." "Idiot!" "Marcel!" "Relax!" "Can't you slow down a little?" "I figure if I keep watching them kiss, I mightjust get used to it." "Try getting used to saying less dumb things." "So Bob, you've decided to trade in your skates for loafers?" "What can I say, I have no more knees, no more elbows, especially no more hands." "You never had any, and we kept you on the team anyway." "It's just that I'm working really hard on my film." "I just can't stop writing." "What is your film about?" "It's a film about Doug Harvey." "Who's Doug Harvey?" "You don't know Doug Harvey?" "No." "Doug Harvey, my boy, it's thanks to him... that defensemen score goals today." "Right Stan?" "Absolutely." "Anyway, I'm more interested in the man behind the defenseman." "The goalie." "Look, when the time comes, you'll pay 10$ and go see it, OK?" "OK, but... what's it called?" "Number Two ." "I hope you mean the number on his sweater." "Of course." "That's a great title." "Can you just see it, Stan?" "After the first week at the box office..." "Number 1 :" "Number Two." "I don't get it." "Number 1 :" "Number Two." "You don't want your film to be number 2, do you?" "It's not number 2, Stan." "Number 1 :" "Number Two." "l don't understand anymore." "What's the title:" "Number One or Number Two?" "Number Two." "What will you call the sequal:" "Number Two 2 ?" "I thought you said you weren't doing anymore dope." "So, now you're just giving him yours?" "He didn't give me any." "Ah..." "You know Bob, we're going to miss your locker-room speeches." "You had a knack for putting the right phrases into the right words." "What can I say Stan, that's the basic idea." "But I see you got some solid prospects." "Check this out!" "Dear friends..." "Allow me, I will only take... a few seconds, on behalf of my friends, The Boys." "What's his name again?" "You are starting out today on what I'd call, a very serious affair." "As we all can guess, you probably had a few of those on the side." "Saunas aren'tjust made for losing weight." "No, no, no, no." "But seriously, I think it takes guts... to do what you are doing today." "And I want to congratulate you, right?" "I think it takes courage for someone to marry... someone cast... from the same mould, if I may say so." "It's not that easy." "So, I raise my glass!" "I think I speak for everybody... by wishing good luck... to our two..." "I mean to the newlyweds." "There's no problem calling them newlyweds!" "To the newlyweds!" "In this great adventure that is marriage, and do I know adventure... because I, myself, am embarking on what I might also qualify... as a great and risky adventure with my film." "Thank you, Bob." "Once again!" "Thank you, Bob." "We know you want to come back and play again!" "I know, but at some point Meo, we have to embrace the young." "And I think Jean-Charles understood that." "We have to pass the torch." "That was some pretty good skating!" "That's what I'm officially doing today." "Martin, my boy, come here!" ""To you from failing hands we throw..." "The torch; be yours to hold it high."" "With this, I make you a Boys, officially." "Now you can wear the sweater, proudly." "That's so cool." "What?" "I have to sing?" "Hey Boys, we better take it easy, we have a big game tomorrow." "OK." "You sure you can play tonight?" "No problem, I've been resting my thumb for two days, now." "Guys... lt's all going to happen on the ice." "Playing a 3rd game is out of the question." "We win it tonight!" "OK?" "Yes sir!" "Just sit down." "Jean-Charles, this one's for you." "It'll be our wedding gift to you, J-C." "Thanks." "Don't forget, the Legends are waiting for us." "Let's go guys!" "You didn't waste any time with that torch did you?" "Not so shabby, Coach?" "Turn it on, Fern!" "And I don't mean the light behind you!" "Go eat shit!" "Come on!" "What are you doing, Julian!" "Woah, relax." "Hey, you deserve it." "You haven't done a thing since the game started." "We need 10 foot sticks to take one of your passes tonight." "Yeah well, the doctor's not doing his rounds too well either!" "want me to put you out of your misery?" "Big talk, tough guy!" "That's enough bitching!" "Concentrate on the game!" "It's bad enough as it is!" "What are you doing Jean-Charles, dammit all?" "Hard night last night, Mr. Newlywed?" "Why do I have to do everything myself?" "Not doing much, is he?" "You OK, Fern?" "l'm fine." "Well, he finally found the net." "You bet!" "Ever think of cutting down on coffee?" "Bunch of idiots!" "4 to 1 !" "Don't you have any pride?" "When God made you, was pride part of the option package?" "You should've told me you were gonna be so lousy!" "I would have stood behind the bench, wearing a paper bag on my head." "Aside from Fern, you looked like a bunch of snails on skates." "Yeah well, Fern left the wedding early." "That's easy!" "I scored." "Bugger off, all of you!" "Out of my face!" "Stan..." "Can we at least take a shower?" "I don't see why, you didn't break a sweat all night!" "Bunch of losers!" "You almost think they did it on purpose." "All that's missing now is rain." "That's it, goddammit!" "What are you doing here?" "Who gave you my address?" "You gave it to me the other day." "Come in, it's raining." "Bad storm." "Come in." "You shouldn't panic like that." "Here." "Sit down and we'll talk." "It's not a question of panicking, but what can I say... I've lost control of my team, Michel." "If I lose the next game, we can forget about the Legends' Tournament." "Look, I've been there." "You have to cut all the ties that bind." "What do you mean?" "Cut the ties: go on a retreat." "Before we beat the Canadians, I took my players on a retreat." "Yeah." "Where?" "Far, very far." "No women, and especially no beer." "Why would I do that?" "To bond your team together." "And then, the guys will say:" ""Our coach, he's the real deal!"" "That's experience talking, right?" "Yeah, can't beat experience." "No, he's right." "Be polite." "Your average should go down." "My average is 4!" "You're a goalie, you should lower it!" "4 per game's too much!" "Look at your save percentage." " 4 on 21 shots." "Start by stopping the puck." "My average is 4 goals." "And I gave up 4 goals." "...you could've stopped a few." "l did my job." "You couldn't stop a beachball!" "I can't score" "Find your style." "It's not butterfly, you're: the caterpillar, the larva!" "You're a caterpillar, and you'll stay that way." "Everyone, listen a minute!" "Are you listening?" "Hey, you!" "Speak up, I got headphones on." "Shut it off." "Now!" "Hey!" "Let the Zamboni clear the ice, and let's forget the last game." "Let's take care of the next one:" "the most important one." "But desperate times call for desperate measures." "Desperate measures, like what?" "l have an idea..." "Huh?" "...but it won't work." "Let's hear it first, eh?" "I was just thinking..." "Ah, it'll never work." "come on, lets hear it!" "I thought about a kind of a retreat, in a nice place." "No wives, no girlfriends, no boyfriends." "Yeah, but where?" "Far, very far." "To cut the ties." "I never wear ties." "But dad, why would we do that?" "To re-bond the team." "Well, yeah." "What about the store?" "Who's store is it?" "Yours." "Well then." "I know you all have obligations, I'm not forcing anyone." "Do we really need it?" "After the last game, I would think so." "As I said, I'm not forcing anyone." "It's not such a good idea." "Do we want to win this last game so we can play the Legends?" "Of course we do!" "Exactly!" "Do we want to win?" "We certainly do!" "That's the whole point!" "We wanna play!" "And we wanna win!" "If it's for our health... everyone's health?" "We're in, Stan." "Count us in!" "Nah, it won't work." "What's our health got to do with it?" "l'm in!" "I'm in!" "No problem." "Count me in!" "Why not?" "Me too." "What about Lisette?" "Lisette?" "Not a problem!" "No way you're leaving for 4 days?" "It's your nephew's baptism!" "He's just 6 months old, he won't even notice I'm not there." "But you're the godfather!" "Think about him!" "Oh yeah, does he think about me?" "Only 6 months old, and he's selfish already!" "Hate to see how he'll turn out later!" "I spent 200$ on a dress just for this!" "200$ on a dress!" "He's just 6 months old!" "He doesn't even see that well!" "It's not for him, it's for you!" "Do I look like the kind of guy who wears dresses?" "You can be so slow sometimes!" "What's on your mind?" "Nothing." "I'm just thinking about the guys who are going away to train, and I think it's better that I stay home with my family." "Even if it's important that I be there." "It's better if I stay." "No, you can go." "You heard me." "You can go." "A short break should do our marriage some good." "Why are you bringing your stuff?" "We're off to the woods, not an arena." "I need my stuff to get in the mood." "Hey Boys!" "You travel light, Meo." "Yeah, spare underwear, and 4 cartons of cigarettes." "Four?" "We're going for 4 days, right?" "Yes." "How many coolers you got there fern?" "You know, when Lisette doesn't talk, she cooks." "Since you never give your mouth a break, she must be cooking all the time." "What's this?" "Are you moving today?" "No, that's what we're traveling in." "That's all that was left." "I got there a bit late." "I never thought the busses would all be rented out." "We're gonna ride for 6 hours in the back?" "Looks like it." "After " road again" , the words are hard to remember." "I can't understand a word." "Not so bad, huh?" "Not bad." "I feel like I'm in a casino for the homeless." "Come on Julian!" "Where did you get those couches?" "In our basement." "That's where l kissed a girl for the first time." "Be careful, dammit all!" "Holy cow!" "Fuck!" "What?" "He's lighting up again!" "Are you crazy?" "l dropped my cigarette." "Forget your cigarette!" "With the money they cost, those damned cigarettes..." "Let's switch drivers." "I've smoked for 40 years, I almost never had any accidents." "Thank God, you don't roll your own." "Shuffle the cards." "l'm keeping my hand." "You did more than just kiss the girls on this couch!" "To think those girls are 55 today." "Those were the days." "Didn't they have silicon back then?" "I don't know!" "I had 3 Kings!" "Shuffle the cards." "Give me the map." "Stop!" "No." "Later. I'm doing fine." "Let me concentrate." "Nun... avut." "is Nunavut next to St-Jean-d'lberville?" "It's up in the Great North." "This is all wrong." "Are you lost?" "No. lt's the wrong one." "That's Gaspé's right there." "Gaspé's right here, in my arm pit." "Bar-B-Q chicken would hit the spot right now." "Yeah, well..." "We're going to stop soon." "Quebec is big, isn't it?" "In my book, if we ever seperate, I'd give up this part." "They should hang lights and Xmas balls here and there in the trees, then it wouldn't be so boring." "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Can't you see I'm hot?" "Can't you see I'm driving?" "You're a doctor, you should've known." "We won't make it with you, Meo." "We won't make it!" "I hate the woods." "You hate it too!" "No, I like it." "You don't have any wood at home, everything is " menamine!"" "OK Fern, I got a good one." "What's the Guiness record... for the most shots on a goalie during a game?" "Check it out, Martin." " 272 against Zeppo Ritola, the Fin, March 1 1 , 1971 ." "So?" "You ate the answer!" "Hey, Stan, old buddy!" "Willie!" "You OK?" "Sure." "Meet Meo." "Hi, Meo." "How you doing?" "François." "François." "Hi." "Nothing's changed here." "It's Still as far." "Did you have a good trip?" "No, but no big deal." "I thought you'd be a bigger bunch." "Well, yeah." "Oh shit!" "Boys, meet Willie." "He's the boss around here." "Hi." "The best ambidextrous winger I ever coached." "And also an excellent bush pilot." "Hey, "Bush Billie"!" "That's a good one!" "Yes a good one!" "But fancy word play hasn't made it up here yet..." "and we like it that way, OK?" "OK." "So get some fresh air, I'll get the plane ready, then we'll take off." "He's got a bit of a short fuse, eh?" "Yeah, his fuse er..." "Let's unload he bags, Boys!" "How are we all gonna fit in that?" "I hate planes!" "Air sure smells good when it smells of nothing." "It feels like we're in a huge taxi, and there's 50 000 little pine fresheners hanging from the mirror." "So I hear you guys might be playing against Guy Lafleur." "Not "might" play." "We "will" play against Guy Lafleur." "Yes, Sir!" "That's why we're here!" "The Flower better sharpen his skates!" "You too Boys, right?" "It's time to go, Boys, we're gonna have to make two trips." "who wants to go first?" "Me!" "Me!" "You too, Marcel?" "Then let's go!" "Would you rather go, Stan?" "Don't complain, for once you're on the first line." "I'm not sure about this." "Hey, Po-Paul." "Huh?" "Look at that." "No. I'm fine." "Hey Boys, don't get out until I say so." "My breakfast feels like it needs some air." "Just have to rub it the right way." "The motor complains, itjust needs affection!" "You just need to know how to rub it." "It's like a horse." "Keep looking ahead, OK?" "Yes." "Hey there old nag!" "Are we having a good time, or aren't we?" "Yeah, good." "Not so bad at all." "You didn't think it would be this great, did you?" "No!" "No!" "Hey Marcel, you want to try it?" "No!" "No!" "By the way, if we lose our engine, it's important you know where the parachutes are." "Where are they?" "Back home in my basement." "Huh?" "Nice and easy." "lt's smooth, huh?" "Smooth, yeah." "Now, you can get out, Boys." "Hey, I'm sure going to walk back..." "My head!" "Damm!" "It felt like it lasted twelve hours." "Twelve hours?" "Twelve minutes!" "It felt like taking a ride in a dryer." "I can only wish the others the same kind of trip as ours." "What a nice flight." "We already have a stewardess, all that's missing are the peanuts." "If you go by her size, the bags will be tiny." "I got to tell you something, there's a lot of space out here." "Quebec is huge." "It's like one big National Park." "It's more like a Club Med for black flies." "Where are the toilets?" "You're walking in them." "Oh yeah?" "Shit!" "Damm, we're a long way from Martin Brodeur's cabin." "Some may criticize, but a clear cut looks pretty darn good." "Look at those nice straight lines." "It looks like Versailles, but in the middle of the woods." "You mean The Versailles shopping center?" "No, I mean Versailles, Versailles... in England." "Hi dad." "Thanks, Willie!" "Yeah." "We'll see you in two days." "No problem, Stan." "Can you give me a push?" "Did you guys get all shook up?" "What are you talking about?" "It was so smooth, I slept half the trip." "Wow, a whole 6 minutes, big nap." "Meo, let's go fish our supper." "That's funny, but I feel more like a steak." "Then find a gun and go get it." "Look at him!" "So, Lindbergh?" "Crazy about it." "Hey Boys, anyone thirsty?" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "You're the expert, what's this?" "That's a... a Toxicodendron radican." "Which means?" "Poison ivy." "Don't tell me he wiped himself with it?" "Ouch!" "What's your problem?" "It was a big one." "It would've sucked out a quart of blood." "Just warn me the next time." "Do you warn a moose before you shoot it?" "I didn't have a moose on my neck." "It was huge, I thought it was a moose disguised as a mosquito." "I love the outdoors..." "my girlfriend can't bug me here." "Meo, could you put a worm on my hook?" "They're right there." "Yeah..." "This grosses me out." "I can't believe we're going to be eaten by those when we die." "Anyway, I'm going for the steel casket." "Meo, the fish are waiting." "What are you playing?" "Shark Hunter ." "You see how many sharks you can catch on your harpoon." "Wouldn't you rather catch a trout with a rod?" "Oh no." "Ah!" "I can't do it!" "Gimme that." "What is really important here, is to make sure there is no rust on the hook." "Otherwise, the worm could get tetanus." "Hold it." "Come on, dammit!" "Then you wrap it around the hook, real good." "OK." "Finish it, Po-Paul, you can do it." "Thanks." "I sure wouldn't like to be your girlfriend." "Like that, Marcel?" "You got it." "See, you can do it." "There's a lot of stuff coming out." "Come on!" "Good!" "Nice cast!" "Perfect." "Geez, Marcel!" "Did you put the hook up his butt?" "My aim isn't that good." "I lost my Stanley Cup ring!" "Cut it out, Po-Paul!" "I don't want to get my hair wet!" "She'll kill me!" "What are you doing?" "Po-Paul!" "Leopold's gone for a swim." "François, I got a bite!" "I'm coming." "Don't let it get away." "Don't let him go." "Reel him in." "Slowly." "Don't lose him." "Come on, beautiful." "Geez!" "It's a bloody big fish!" "It could be a sword fish?" "Give it some slack, it'll come back." "That's it." "ls it a porpoise?" "Get it out, we'll find out what it is after." "There it is!" "That's just a baby, Fern." "We throw it back and we come back for it next year." "How will we recognize it?" "By the scar on it's left cheek." "There's something in its mouth." "We caught a trout that won the Stanley Cup." "A Stanley Cup ring." "Gimme that!" "Put it in your pocket." "Hey!" "Come here." "Go on beautiful." "Bye-bye." "Good catch!" "Well... that's some lungs he's got." "He should come up." "It's been almost two minutes." "If you ask me..." "He's probably drowning." "Well!" "Well, what do we do?" "Go get him!" "Where were you?" "I didn't find the ring!" "Come on, come on!" "Where's Marcel?" "He went to look for you!" "I don't want to be negative, but he can't swim!" "He never told me that!" "Ah, come on!" "Where are you going?" "Blow directly into his mouth." "Yeah, but he had a worm in there before." "You OK, Marcel?" "Guys... I saw the light at the end of the tunnel." "What's it like?" "It was under repair, so he turned around." "No, no, no." "It means I still have things to do here." "You'll be fine." "The fish are waiting for us, François." "That's true." "See you." "We'll take care of you." "We're going to go change... and we'll have a beer, OK?" "I'll wait a bit for the beer." "You'll see, you'll feel better." "The other side..." "Come over here." "Gentlemen, I would like us... to pay homage to my Lisette." "Thanks to her presence of mind, tonight, we can eat... these tasty fish sticks." "Bon appétit." "To your health, Lisette!" "Yeah, just call me Captain Batter." "It's still good." "is it me or do they taste of paint?" "Maybe, I keep my paint brushes in the freezer... so they won't dry out." "Your steaks must taste like latex." "Very funny. ln any case, I, personally... am very disappointed in my day." "All I caught was a little runt." "It's hard to catch anything else with a face like yours." "I'm getting tired of you laughing at me all the time." "There are other idiots here besides me!" "Boy, you're edgy!" "is it because you lost your ring?" "Don't get me started." "It's a gift from my girlfriend." "lt's priceless." "Idiot!" "Didn't he give it to you?" "What?" "Your ring." "Lisette's King fished it out." "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "Wait. I'll see if it's in my pockets." "ln yourjacket." "Hang on a minute..." "No, I lost it." "You're a moron!" "I lost it!" "I lost it!" "You lost it too, you know!" "In a lake, not in my pockets, stupid!" "My pockets are baggy!" "Not as baggy as your eyes will be?" "Hit him, Fernand!" "You feel better!" "Cool it!" "Hit him!" "Meo!" "Cool it!" "He made me fall." "Now!" "Let's finish eating, then we'll all go to bed." "And to avoid any arguments, I decided... to have a snorer's room, and a non-snorer's room." "Who snores here?" "Not me." "Great, then I snore." "Great, as you like, but I want to see everyone up at 6 sharp." "Six o'clock?" "Six, on the dot." "Nice game plan, Stan!" "You've been against it since the beginning." "Admit it." "We could have done this in town!" "The only thing the guys want to do here, is drink." "Bond, Jean-Charles!" "Don't be mean." "Besides, I have it all planned in my head." "Jogging, meditation, strategy and mental development." "Not again with the mental!" "In my book, that's the winner." "Don't you think you're going to the well too often?" "If I am, it's because there's still water in it." "I want to reshape this team, and I will succeed." "I can't anymore!" "I can't anymore!" "Ten more, and it'll be fifty." "You could encourage us, by doing a couple too." "You need someone to motivate you." "l feel motivated enough." "That's good, because after that, we're going... to jog three times around the lake, backwards." "Why backwards?" "The Russians do it." "You're lucky." "They do it at 20 below, in their shorts." "No wonder they look so bitter." "Where was I?" " 48, 49, 50!" "OK everyone to the lake." "That's twice." "Here you go!" "Come on, Po-Paul, that's it!" "Did I get it?" "Yeah." "That's good, Po-Paul!" "Stan!" "My cake!" "What column do I put it in!" "Deserts, I guess." "A glace of milk, Fern?" "Not bad, huh?" "Lisette and I have been doing this for ever." "Crispy squares." "Yeah..." "Your brains never stop, do they?" "You're a bit out of it, huh?" "Yeah, maybe." "I pictured us three days from now, on the same ice... as Raymond Bourque, Martin Brodeur, Guy Lafleur." "I wonder if they're thinking... that in three days they'll end up... on the same ice as me, Fern and Julian... I wouldn't bet on that." "It's too bad Boom Boom Geoffrion won't be there." "He was my man," "Boom Boom." "The 2nd man in history to score 50 goals." "Did he have Boom Boom written on his credit card?" "No, I don't think so...." "Mmm!" "That's good!" "Maybe Boom." "But Boom Boom?" "In any case, they didn't have credit cards back then." "That's true." "That's it, another one!" "So, what's the score?" "Four to two." "Mario, it was 3-3." "It can't be 4-2," "lt's 4-3." "No it's 4-2." "3-3 plus one game is 4-3!" "Forget it, Po-Paul, it's 4-2." "Wait a minute!" "No, No!" "You've been after me from the get go!" "Come on!" "What's going on?" "Come here, little Sumo." "So because I'm fat I'm a Sumo?" "Soft and cushy..." "What's your problem?" "At least my son won't be a dancer!" "Come on, guys!" "You're asking for it, with shit like that!" "Don't talk about my son that way!" "Hey!" "You bunch of bums!" "You Fernand, you've got a damn big mouth!" "That's enough, Mario!" "It stops right now!" "Ok?" "We're not going to discuss this tonight." "It would get too complicated." "We'll deal with it tomorrow, OK?" "I made plans for tomorrow, I want everyone to be... up bright and early, and, in a good mood." "Hey, you big baby!" "Fuck off!" "I'll throw you in a cold shower, I still can." "You had enough, time to call it a night, eh?" "Why don't you start right now?" "It's 4-2, Po-Paul." "Lucky the plane is coming to pick us up tomorrow." "It's time we all get the hell out of here." "OK, Boys!" "Before we go back... we have one last thing to work on:" "team spirit." "If we want to be a real team, everything has to be clear between us." "So what I suggest we do this morning, is do a little cleaning..." "wash our dirty laundry together." "How do you figure we do that?" "Psychology." "Yeah, I read it in Scotty Bowman's book." "It's very simple." "One of the Boys sits in the middle of the circle." "The others tell him what they think of him." "We lance the boil and squeeze out the bad juice." "Good idea Stan, I think I'll go first." "Go ahead, Meo." "And we're off!" "OK, go ahead, shoot!" "Well me..." "What?" "What you?" "Nothing to say, really." "Very good." "You're fine by me." "Me, er... I think that sweater looks great on you." "You know..." "it make you look slimmer." "Anything else?" "No." "No?" "That wasn't so bad after all." "I even felt... affection from you guys." "Good!" "It doesn't look too painful." "I'll go." "OK, go for it, Julian." "OK, Boys, shoot." "Well..." "I think there is a really big problem with your head." "Yeah." "You're not reliable." "We tell you something and you forget it right away." "Yeah." "With all the burnt out brain cells you have, it explains why you're not so quick." "Do you remember, the shit you got us into in Europe?" "That's right." "That was terrible." "It still weighs heavy on my heart, Julian." "Come on guys, I've changed." "Now, you're going to listen to your friends and meditate on it." "We become mature when we can look at ourselves the way we really are." "Julian, I don't want to be mean, but your lucky to be alive." "If I were God, I would have given you a hell of a kick in the butt." "Me, er... I don't know you very well, but I agree with the others, you look really fucked up." "OK." "Alright, Julian." "Stan... my hat." "Huh?" "My hat." "What your..." "Oups..." "Dammit all!" "I'm sorry." "Alright..." "Save some of your ammunition for the others." "Who wants to go next?" "Fernand?" "Huh?" "Listen, I apologize." "I don't agree with your method, Stan." "Look at him." "Listen, are we washing or not?" "Jean-Charles is right." "It's not working." "We're here to bond the group." "It's having the opposite affect." "If we're real buddies, we're able... to tell each other the truth." "That's what I think." "I'll tell you the truth." "It's all been a big mistake since we got here." "Hey, fag, don't talk that way to my father!" "shut up fat boy!" "Hey, Stan, it was your idea to come here, so congratulations!" "What good does it do me to run backwards carrying logs, wash dirty laundry, and do other stupid things like that?" "What good does it do me?" "They're not stupid things!" "You forget you'll be bragging about... seeing Yvon Lambert in is his jock-strap." "And you'll be proud." "What do you have against that?" "That's just like you, too proud to admit you're wrong." "I'd like to remind you, that back at the pub, you are the ones who insisted on coming." "I knew it wouldn't work." "Listen, Stan..." "What this whole thing is missing is some love." "l'm going to the bathroom." "Yeah, right." "Hey, is itjust me, or is the plane 2 hours late?" "Willie doesn't seem to be too reliable." "We should call him." "Sure, why don't we send him a smoke signal." "What if he doesn't come back?" "Don't worry, guys, he'll come back." "If he doesn't come today, we can forget about the game." "So..." "Where are we?" "Look for the spot with the most finger marks." "OK, I got it." "Alright..." "We just need to head due north and we'll arrive at the village." "That's totally crazy!" "Do you want to play in the final?" "I do, but it's not a good idea to leave." "Come on, Mario..." "We can't walk 10km in the woods." "Come on, Po-Paul, you're tougher than that." "It's at least a 5 or 6 hour walk." "It'll be part of our training." "Right, Stan?" "Boys, I think we should wait a little longer." "If you want to stay here and knit, that'S your problem." "Those who don't want to come can stay." "The others, let's go." "I make the decisions here, and we're staying." "Really?" "Yes." "Just watch me." "You sit down." "OK, boss." "You too, Po-Paul." "Don't worry, dad, we'll come back to get you." "I have to get my bag over there." "I think I'll go with them." "You know, er..." "I'm sure they'll need me out there." "Like this, you won't need to worry." "You'll all be back in ten minutes!" "God damm Willie!" "Hey guys, I'd like to say something." "You know what you said before..." "What?" "l thought it was pretty rotten." "Come on!" "It was just a friendly game, right Po-Paul?" "Of course." "Would we have said those things if we really meant them?" "l'm not sure." "You might be right." "A forest is really beautiful." "It always looks the same, but it's beautiful." "Ouch!" "What's the matter, Meo?" "My ankle!" "Don't move, it could be broken." "lt doesn't look good." "No." "Listen guys... leave me here, go on without me." "It's too important." "I'll crawl back to camp... at the risk... of being eaten by something." "Are you sure?" "Yes, yes." "Alright, let's go, guys!" "Unless..." "Unless... you guys carry me." "All I can hear is a bullfrog." "No, it's my stomach, I'm getting hungry." "In my book, things aren't going right for them." "This isn't funny anymore." "Thanks, guys." "Where did you learn to make that, Mario?" "Boy scouts." "Glad to know they do more than sell calendars." "Ouch!" "Shit!" "You OK?" "My coccyx!" "I broke my ass!" "Meo broke his ass!" "What do we do now?" "He has to get back to camp." "Let's pick someone useless to go back with him." "Of course." "No!" "We'll play that game." "l can make it." "Let's go, Meo." "He's walking!" "Did anybody think of bringing something to munch on?" "I don't want to bitch, but I'm hungry!" "I've got a couple of cakes in my bag, We'll split one" "One?" "One." "Why don't we eat them all?" "No, he's right." "One is enough." "Huh?" "I took a course on survival in the wild." "Do you want us to end up like in the movie?" "The guys had nothing left to eat." "So they ate each other." "Huh?" "Yes." "Nobody wants to eat you, Leopold." "Yeah well, Valerie adores my thighs!" "What are you doing?" "Stop that, you idiot!" "They probably made it back to the lodge already, and the plane is on its way." "You're a hell of an optimist!" "I hope nothing's happened to them." "Of course." "I hear a plane." "Here's your plane." "It didn't suffer." "We must be getting close." "What's the matter?" "We've been here before." "No, you're kidding!" "That's not very eco-friendly, is it Julian?" "You should be grateful." "Thanks to me, we know we're lost." "We know you've been lost for a long time." "Wait a minute!" "I haven't got my " sexant" on me, but er..." "Let's say..." "the sun is over there..." "Over there." "Over there..." "That means the camp is that way." "When we got up, the sun was in front of the camp," "that means the camp is that way." "No, when we left, the sun hadn't passed the zenith." "So, the camp is that way." "Mario!" "You have a " septical" chance... to find a solution to the " enema" ." "But all you care about, is being a smart alec." "Sometimes, you sound like you're thinking without a brain!" "Go that way if you want." "I'm going this way." "Me too." "Hey!" "Where are you all going?" "Alright!" "I'm coming with you." "I'm starting to overdose on theses leaves!" "Boys, I can't go on anymore!" "I have to stop. I can't anymore!" "No." "You wanted to keep going on..." "so we'll keep going." "Alright, but where?" "What's that?" "OK Boys, let's go that way!" "Kill it!" "Smash its head in, Po-Paul!" "Tear out its heart!" "Hey!" "It's my bag!" "It's my bag!" "lt's his bag!" "lt's OK, Baggie!" "You're safe now." "Morning." "It wasn't a good idea, I should've gone with them." "I feel like I abandoned them." "Stop it." "They'll manage, they're not children anymore." "Po-Paul still is!" "And on top of it, he's mine!" "And since he's the only one you got, it would be tough to lose him." "Hey, you!" "Really!" "You can't park there." "Move your car." "Move it." "Leave it!" "Leave it!" "Hey, Boys!" "There's a lake!" "Really!" "Look, there's a cabin." "We're saved!" "They might have a phone!" "Hey, Boys, come on!" "We're saved!" "We're saved!" "Anybody home?" "Hello?" "Anybody there?" "Aren't they afraid of getting robbed, the door isn't even locked?" "If you see a moose carrying a TV, we'll know where it came from." "Hey Boys, according to the map, the village is across the lake... about 7km away." "So either we walk around it, or..." "Or... or what?" "Oh no!" "No, not again!" "No." "Marcel, listen to me." "Either you die in the water or in the woods." "You have no choice." "Move!" "l don't want to go!" "Not that way!" "Marcel!" "I don't want to go!" "Julian?" "Coming!" "Marcel!" "You staying or coming?" "Come on, get in!" "Let'S go!" "No." "Hey Marcel!" "You know I can't swim!" "What are you going to do?" "You got to come." "Just breathe easy, it'll be alright I can't do it." "Look, I'll find a way." "I'll find a way." "Are you OK, Marcel?" "Come on guys, make an effort." "You look like you're in training for the gay games." "The water is so clear, I can see the fish on the bottom." "One of them is trying to tell me something." "Tell it to go get breaded, I'm starved" "This could be fun for someone who likes nature." "Hey, what's that?" "What's that?" "It must be some hunters." "They scared the fish away." "Shit!" "They're shooting at us!" "What's going on?" "He must really like his boat!" "Keep rowing!" "OK, nobody panics." "Fernand, gimme your stick." "No." "No way, it'll wash away Tony Esposito's autograph!" "Come on, Fern!" "hand over your stick." "Row..." "Row, François." "Come on, François, row!" "We're sinking!" "Huh?" "Hey, we're turning in circles!" "lt's a curved blade." "What do you want me to do?" "I have nothing to do with this!" "I am innocent!" "He can't swim!" "You're going the wrong way." "Plug the hole with the blocker." "Marcel, get back in the boat!" "Hurry!" "I don't want to be on the front page of tomorrow's paper!" "Hurry!" "Come on, Mario!" "Marcel has got to be that way!" "Marcel!" "Wait for me, Boys!" "Phil..." "What are you doing here?" "On vacation?" "You look real good with long hair." "Yeah..." "Shut up!" "I lost everything because of you guys." "You humiliated me!" "I found myself in the street... in the woods." "You still in marketing?" "I'm finished with marketing, now it's..." "That's too bad, because you had a good plan." "It was great!" "Oh yeah?" "Shut up!" "Today... is payback time." "Come on, Phil, cool it." "Cut us some slack!" "It's only a rowboat." "We didn't mean any harm." "Look, Marcel is stuck in the middle of the lake." "Shut up!" "What's that?" "I think we'll go now." "Bye, it was fun seeing you." "Good luck, good luck." "Wait for me!" "I never thought I'd see him again!" "He really flipped his lid!" "Fuckin' sicko." "We're lost again!" "No, no!" "We're lost." "We should..." "split into two groups." "No!" "We won't be further ahead if we lose each other" "We'll search together." "Marcel is that way." "Marcel!" "Are you sure of that?" "Yeah." "We're lost!" "We're lost!" "Take it easy, Julian, take it easy!" "Show some dignity." "What is it?" "A plane!" "I can't believe they never made it." "Don't worry, Stan, we'll find them." "I knew they'd get lost." "He didn't see us!" "He can't hear us!" "We should've stayed at the camp." "Hey, there's someone in the lake!" "Huh?" "There's a guy with goalie pads on, in the middle of the lake?" "l think it's Marcel!" "What's he doing there?" "Where are the others?" "Hold on to your hats, we're going to pick him up!" "Huh?" "Boys, I think it's coming back... lt's coming back!" "Let's build a fire so he can see us!" "Meo, get your lighter out." "Yeah." "You sure you know what you're doing?" "Stan, I'm a pro, don't worry." "I've never tried this before, but I can feel it." "Come on!" "Find some wood and get a fire going." "Don't let me down." "Don't let me down, sweetheart." "Stay with daddy!" "That's it." "Shit, we're gonna die." "Just like a roller-coaster ride!" "What's he doing?" "We're gonna die!" "We're gonna die!" "There's a good chance." "Hit it, hit it!" "Don't be shy!" "We were supposed to be sitting on that plane." "Did they just crash?" "It looks like it." "What if they're dead?" "Don't say that, Julian." "Don't say that!" "Dad!" "Dad!" "I just remembered why you don't play for me anymore." "You're not only ambidextrous at hockey, you're also stupid on both sides!" "Don't get upset, Stan." "We're all alive." "You call this alive?" "I got so scared I thought my teeth were going to fall out!" "That's nothing, my balls are stuck to my tonsils." "Scared?" "I know how to fly, and I was terrified." "You know what?" "I thought it was super cool. I'd do it again." "You're the doctor, go check it out!" "Well, I'm going!" "I'm finished with planes." "I'll never fly again." "Dad!" "You guys missed a damm good ride." "Really?" "lt was awesome!" "I don't want to hurt you." "Come on, go for it!" "l'm so happy!" "l was so scared!" "l'm so happy to see you!" "l was so scared!" "Your idea wasn't so bad after all, Stan." "Ah, it wasn't my idea." "But that's OK." "Really?" "That's what I thought." "Weren't you supposed to pick us up yesterday?" "Yes, but I had engine problems." "Those things happen." "What counts, is that you're all here." "Yes." "Yes." "Er..." "Where's Marcel?" "Hey!" "There he is!" "I'm over here." "Are you alright, Marcel?" "Shit, am I ever fed up..." "Come on, Marcel, we have a game to play!" "Forget it, I'm not moving!" "I don't care what you do, but Fern needs his pads!" "I won't, I don't, I can't play anymore." "Forget me." "This is where it ends." "Here lies Marcel Bilodeau." "I don't have more details, I only spoke to Jean-Charles for 2 minutes." "Something terrible happened, Lisette." "They may not make it back in time for the game." "Maybe Fernand had a heart attack in the middle of woods." "He was so ripe for one." "They were lost in the woods, and Fernand had a heart attack." "And Leopold?" "They had to eat him." "Eat?" "I don't know anymore." "I'm cracking up." "I know it's hard to believe, but... they had no choice but to eat each other." "And all they found were the bones." "My Mario gone, what am I going to do?" "But that isn't the worst of it... lt seems that Leopold... exploded." "No, no, no, don't worry." "I'm alive, Lisette." "You're lucky, I'm alive." "Yes, that's right." "Call everybody, and tell them we're coming back as fast as we can." "That's right." "Bye." "Do you mind if I sleep?" "No." "Not at all." "I'd actually prefer it." "OK, let's go guys." "Come on!" "Cool it!" "Take it easy, Boys." "OK." "Willie, what are you doing here?" "We're gonna win this one, Stan." "I owe you one!" "You better do as I say." "Don't worry!" "I was sure you had been eaten." "I'm so happy to see you." "Eaten?" "Sounds good." "Come on, I'll score one for you." "Come on, I'm happy to see you." "You lost your ring." "Huh?" "Well, in fact..." "what happened was..." "You see, the ring..." "He asked me to keep it for him." "He was afraid of losing it." "That's right." "Here, it was in my other pocket." "Lisette, my bag!" "Quick." "Enough with the kissing, the game starts in 15 minutes." "Hold the door." "A gho... a ghost!" "No. lt's me." "Bob?" "lt's Bob!" "l'm so happy!" "Marcel!" "How are you?" "Happy to see you!" "Bob, you finished your film?" "Yeah, number 1 for 2..." "No." "Forget my film." "What happened?" "We were three partners in it, two crooks and me..." "Yeah, and..." "That's it." "Come and see me about it next time." "Right." "You're not suspended?" "Ten years is enough." "Stan!" "What a surprise!" "Hey guys, you look all beat up." "What happened?" "We went to drink at nature's well." "And we kind of fell into it..." "And into other stuff too..." "And from quite high up too." "OK, I'm sorry, Stan!" "It's OK." "Boys..." "This is not my first speech... I don't know, but I have a feeling that tonight may be the last one." "Who would've thought that one day, we'd be one victory away, from playing against the National League Legends?" "Certainly not me." "Me neither!" "No sirree Bob!" "But I damm well dreamt about it!" "I'm pretty sure that you guys dreamt about it too." "Yeah..." "Now, about those little lawyers from Toronto... do we know what to do with them?" "Let me tell you I couldn't be happier that you came?" "I wouldn't have missed it for the world." "Yeah." "Fuckin' ready!" "Ouch!" "Shit!" "Two minutes, two minutes, that doesn't bother me!" "I spent years in side!" "Move!" "Meo!" "Yeah." "Wait a minute!" "Relax!" "Do you think it bothers us?" "For years, we've been at a disadvantage in Quebec!" "The game just started!" "Alright, Boys!" "Let's go!" "Hang in there, Fern!" "Yeah, Fern!" "I don't know what's gotten into you tonight, but you're good!" "Of course, Marcel, it's so easy to play with you." "Really?" "Yes." "Sounds like you weren't smoking trout at the lodge?" "Oh no, we did mental push-ups." "What do you want?" "l'll give you a fuck face!" "Leave him to me!" "Can I go, Stan?" "Sit down!" "Pick on someone your own size!" "Hey, Big Foot, let him go!" "Give it to him, Po-Paul!" "I got two!" "OK break it up!" "Thanks, Boys!" "Thanks!" "You'll get your chance, Willie." "Big pile!" "Pile o'shit!" "Your English is getting much better, Julian!" "I've never been so proud of you, Marcel!" "l had my eye on him!" "l know!" "Get out of there!" "Pass it!" "Son of a bitch!" "Go ahead, Willie!" "What are you doing, here?" "What did you do?" "You said: " Go ahead."" "I told you to go ahead, but on the ice, stupid!" "Oh yeah, I guess I misunderstood..." "l'm fine!" "You're sick." "Do that again, and you're benched for another 10 years." "I'm sorry, Stan." "Let's go, guys!" "l have to change my gum." "Just sit for a while!" "Well done, Jean-Charles!" "Listen, Boys... I only got one thing to say..." "Even if we don't win this one, I'm proud of you guys!" "We're going all the way, Stan!" "You know what you have to do." "Good game!" "Good job, Fern!" "Let's go!" "Bob!" "In the net!" "Put it in the net, Bob!" "Come on, Bob!" "Put it in!" "Yeah!" "Bob Crosby!" "Hi!" "O Canada!" "Our home and native land!" "True patriot love ln all thy sons command." "With glowing hearts we see thee rise," "The True North strong and free!" "From far and wide, O Canada," "We stand on guard for thee!" "God keep our land," "Glorious and free." "O Canada, we stand on... guard for thee!" "Fern!" "O Canada, we stand on... guard for thee!" "OK, are we ready guys?" "Let's go." "Get ready!" "Wait." "What is it?" "Simon, an oil change for you, any time!" "Thanks!" "l specialize in imports." "Come on, time to play!" "Steve Shutt!" "I always liked that name!" "Steve Shutt!" "It's made for hockey." "The guy with the "shot"." "Guy..." "I have a flash..." "Has anyone ever thought of making a film on your life?" "You're the 100th one." "But I might be the right one." "I would call it Number Ten!" "You'd have a lot more success with Bo Derek." "Let's go, Mario!" "Goal scored by The Legends' number 10:" "Guy Lafleur!" "With assists by number 22:" "Steve Shutt, and number 12:" "Simon Gagné." "At 24 seconds!" "Give me the puck." "It's mine!" "Guy Lafleur scored with that puck!" "Ah..." "Keep it then!" "The pass from Shutt to Lafleur..." "He shoots, he scores!" "The pass from Shutt to Lafleur..." "He shoots, he scores!" "Let's go Bob!" "Hey, my water!" "What are you doing?" "Hey er..." "Marty, I know that..." "this may not be the best time but..." "What do you want?" "Can you give me your autograph?" "You're kidding." "They're in the other zone, you got time." "Hurry up." "You're a cool guy, Marty." "lt's for Fern." "Ah, Fern, Fern..." "Here." "Now leave me alone." "Here comes the puck!" "l got to concentrate." "Hey!" "Be careful, Lambert!" "Who's on Lambert?" "Alright!" "I'm sorry, Mike. I'm sorry." "Woah!" "What's the matter?" "That's my stick!" "No, it's mine!" "What's wrong?" "He has my stick!" "No, it's mine!" "lt's got a 22 on it!" "Twenty two!" "We're not playing Bingo!" "Hey, Mike!" "lt's mine!" "I'm very disappointed." "Very!" "You're an S.O.B.!" "Mike!" "You're an S.O.B.!" "Mike!" "But I love you just the same." "Don't move!" "Let's go!" "I got it, guys!" "You got it?" "OK" "Thanks, Mister Bourque." "What are you doing here?" "What's going on?" "Hey, ti-Guy!" "Ti-Guy Lafleur!"