"[SCIENTIST GRUNTING]" "Please." "What do you want from me?" "[GRUNTING INDISTINCTLY]" "Mr. Grundy's looking for a bigger brain." "Something in Nobel Prize size." "And you been picked to donate." "Ah!" "Hey!" "[GRUNTS]" "BATMAN:" "You won't need a brain where you're going, Grundy." "Behind bars, in Black Gate Prison." "Let's make this quick, boys." "It's dinner time, and I'm starving." "WEASEL:" "Batman and Black Canary." "[GRUNDY GRUNTS]" "You heard the boss." "Get them." "[GROWLING]" "Such a pretty voice." "But I have one too." "[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]" "Argh!" "BLACK CANARY:" "Looking for me, big boy?" "GRUNDY:" "Argh!" "[BLACK CANARY WHISTLES]" "Not too bright." "GRUNDY:" "Argh!" "Ah!" "[GRUNDY MOANING]" "[WHISTLES]" "Uh-uh-uh." "You're learning, Grundy." "Maybe you don't need a bigger brain after all." "[LAUGHS]" "[CRACKLING]" "Then again..." "[BLOWS]" "[SCREAMING]" "[THUMP]" "No one escapes justice." "Not even the undead." "So how about that dinner?" "Your treat." "JAIME:" "I can't believe we might go to college in Gotham City home of the world's greatest detective." "Not to mention the slinky chicas he fights." "Catwoman." "[GROWLS]" "Figures you'd chose a campus based on a city's super-villain babes." "Hey, everyone knows bad girls are the hottest." "Yeah, like you'd say no to Batgirl." "She's all yours, bro." "I also like my good girls bad." " Huntress." " Huntress." "[HELENA CLEARS THROAT]" "Would you two be Jaime and Paco?" "I'm Professor Bertinelli." "I'll be conducting your campus tour." "Now, according to your transcript Jaime, you are way above the usual caliber of students we get." "Why exactly do you wanna come to Gotham U?" "BOTH:" "For the outstanding criminal justice program, ma'am." "WOMAN:" "I'm here to visit my husband." "This is his newborn bundle of joy." "[COOING]" "Big carriage for such a little kid." "WOMAN:" "He'll grow into it." "Ms. Manface." "That's Mrs. Manface, you mope." "MANFACE:" "Alphonso Vincenzo Giuseppe Face you're the man of my dreams." "Manfredda Donatella Face, you're the most beautiful dame in the world and the best moll a palooka could ask for." "Ugh." "BABYFACE:" "What's the matter, pal?" "Ain't you never seen two people in love?" "[GUARD GRUNTS]" "[BEEPING]" "DISPATCH [ON RADIO]:" "Calling all cars, calling all cars." "Public enemy number 342, Babyface is staging a daring jailbreak at Black Gate Prison." "He is presumed to be springing his old crew." "Skellington J. Keyz, a. k.a. Skeleton Keyz." "Deever and Domfree Tweed the brothers known as Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum." "[BOTH GROANING]" "Polecat Perkins." "And Hammertoes." "Hey, Babyface, what about me?" "Sorry, Lazy-Eye, no need for a lookout who can't do his job." "Whatevers." "You ain't been the same since you married that ugly girl of yours." "What did you say?" "You take back what you said about my gal." "She's beautiful, see?" "A real looker, a honey." "Beautiful, sure." "Argh!" "Argh!" "It's okay, Mama's here." "MANFACE:" "That's right." "Who's a good mastermind?" "You are." "What youse all standing around for, see?" "Let's scram." "You've been a bad boy, Babyface." "Go stand in the corner." "Our student union is brand new paid for by a generous donation from Bruce Wayne." "[ALARM RINGING]" "JAIME:" "Prison break." "HELENA:" "Prison break." " Excuse me, gotta go to the bathroom." " Excuse me, gotta go to the bathroom." "[SNIFFING]" "[GRUNTING]" "[BATMAN COUGHING]" "[GRUNTING]" "HUNTRESS:" "Back off, Manface." "I saw him first." "It's been a while since our last dance, Batman." "Then shall we, Huntress?" "[GRUNTING]" "BLUE BEETLE:" "Hey, Bats, need a hand?" "[BLUE BEETLE COUGHING]" "Oh, need a bath?" "We gotta run, Bats but there are some old friends here who wanna say hi." "Hey, it's Batman." "He's the one that put me here." "[PRISONERS GRUMBLING]" "[PRISONERS GRUMBLING]" "[BATMAN GRUNTING]" "Step away from the legend." "Sorry, chumps, no one toys with that boy but me." "BATMAN:" "They got away." "But you'll have them back here in no time with super-hero services of Blue Beetle and..." "I'm sorry, I don't think we've met." "[STUTTERING]" "Nice crossbow." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "Huntress, this is Blue Beetle." "Careful, kid." "These boots were made for squashing bugs." "It's cool." "We better not let Babyface get much of a head start." "I'll find out why he broke out the gang." "You should join me." "That is, if you think you can keep up." "Armor, did you see her?" "[ARMOR BLEEPING]" "Yeah, but bad in a hot way." "[ARMOR WHISTLES]" "[BLUE BEETLE LAUGHS]" "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "[MAKES KISSING NOISE]" " What is she doing?" " Flirting." "Awesome." "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "Ooh." "So close." "BLUE BEETLE:" "Uh, what are we doing here?" "BATMAN:" "Getting a lead." "If there's one person in Gotham who knows what Babyface is up to it's the man who lives here." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" " Is Myron home?" "WOMAN:" "Myron?" "Myron." "It's a girl, for you." "And she's pretty." "The Flash will be out of Keystone City for a few days so your plan is safe to proceed." "Now, about my fee..." "[COMPUTER BEEPING]" "Wire transfer complete." "Excellent." "A pleasure doing business with you, Weather Wizard." "[GASPS]" "Well, if it isn't the man Gotham's crime community turns to for all their inside info." "How's it going, Calculator?" "Now, don't make me ask twice." "Why did Babyface spring his old crew?" "What's he up to?" " I don't know." " It's your job to know." "And it's my job to squeeze it out of you." "Even if I did, I'd never tell." "My reputation means everything." "There are other ways of getting the information we need, Huntress." "Maybe, but they're not as fun as mine." "[CALCULATOR WHIMPERS]" "She's so tough and cool." "And her hair is so silky-smooth." "[THUD, THEN CALCULATOR GRUNTS]" " Hey, Batman, can I ask you something?" "BATMAN:" "No." " It's about girls." "BATMAN:" "No." "See, I'm getting ready for college and I'm gonna need to know about these things." "Listen, Beetle, women are a tricky, tricky business." "You have to decipher nearly incomprehensible code push the right buttons, get past their firewalls." "Only if you can do all that will you find what you're looking for." "Got it." "Babyface is staging a break-in at..." "HUNTRESS:" "Warehouse X?" "[CALCULATOR GRUNTING]" "The contents of this place are gonna make us the top crime family in Gotham City." "Let's do it, fellas." "[GUARDS GRUNTING]" "Oh, Phonsy, it's beautiful." "The stuff that dreams are made of." "HUNTRESS:" "We wondered what would happen if a criminal found this place." "And if we don't stop them here, all of Gotham will find out too." "Someone wanna tell me what Warehouse X is?" "BABYFACE:" "I'd be happy to, chump." "When a super villain is captured, their impounded weapons have to go somewhere." "So they send them here, the holy grail of the crime world." "And now it's all mine, see?" " Wait for my signal." " Sorry, caution isn't my style." "BABYFACE:" "Give it up, Batman." "Every weapon ever used by a Gotham crook belongs to me." "[ARMOR BLEEPING]" "I am in the game." "She's just so..." "No!" "Oh, Beetle, you're my favorite." "Duck." "Duck, my love?" "Whatever do you mean?" "Duck, you idiot, duck!" "[GRUNTING]" " Beetle." " Beetle." "[ALL SCREAMING]" "[GROANING]" "Huh?" "BABYFACE:" "A little something I found in the warehouse, Batman." "I don't think Clock King will mind if we borrow it." "Boys, looks like time has finally run out for the caped crusader." "[LAUGHING]" "See?" "Way to go, rookie." "I'm sorry, but your hotness distracted me." "We don't have much time." "Can you reach any of your crossbow arrows?" "Let me feel around a little." "Huntress." "Okay, I've got one." "Use it to flip open the compartment nearest you on my belt." "Now, Beetle, reach in there and pull out a pellet." "Hold it to the chains and crack it." "There's sulfuric acid inside." "Almost out of time, kid." "BLUE BEETLE:" "I'm trying, but..." " You did good, Beetle." "HUNTRESS:" "Barely." "I say we ditch junior so we can have a little alone time." "Beetle's with us." "So any idea where Babyface is headed?" "There's only one place it could be." "The center of everything evil in Gotham." "MOB BOSS:" "Little Sisters of Gotham convent a playground filled with innocent kids Shady Pines Rest Home and Wacky Pete's Pizza Parlor." "No self-respecting wise guy would ever be caught dead in a neighborhood like this." "It's the last place the authorities would ever expect Gotham's crime lords to hold their annual summit." "[ALL LAUGHING]" "Now, let's get down to business." "Meeting adjourned, youse mugs." "From now on, there's only gonna be one family running things in this town." "Mine, see?" "You...?" "You found Warehouse X?" "Let's not be rash, Babyface." "Maybe there's still a way we can all work together." "BABYFACE:" "Sorry, I never did play well with others." "[TIRES SCREECHING]" "[BLUE BEETLE GRUNTING]" "You're going down just like them, Bats, because whoever has the biggest toys wins." "Don't count us out just yet, Babyface." "I've got a few toys of my own." "[GROANING]" "[ARMOR BLEEPING]" "You're right, no more acting like a lovesick puppy." "It's time to grow up." "Huh?" "[THUDDING  GRUNTING]" "[GROANING]" "Not bad, kid." "[LAUGHS SHEEPISHLY]" "[IN DEEP VOICE] Thank you." "[KNOCKING]" "[CLANGING]" "Sorry, Babyface, you just can't play with the big boys." "MANFACE:" "Don't talk to my man that way." "You wouldn't hit a lady, would you?" "The hammer of justice is unisex." "BABYFACE:" "No one does that to my dame." "[BABYFACE SOBBING]" "I've got bigger weapons than you, and I'm gonna use them to blow you away." "[BEEPING]" "You know the rules, Babyface." "Have a tantrum, and your toys get taken away." "It's not fair." "It's not fair." "[CRYING]" "I want my mommy." "You did good, Blue." "Give me a call in five years." "Until next time, boys." "BLUE BEETLE:" "Did you hear that?" "She wants me to call her." " Do you really think she...?" " No." "BLUE BEETLE:" "But maybe I could..." " Uh-uh." "BLUE BEETLE:" "Yeah, but what if...?" " No chance in this world, kid." "[BLUE BEETLE SIGHS]" "[ENGLISH SDH]"