"♪ ♪" "Okay, and what a beautiful morning it is in downtown L.A." "And Kim, you're here with the traffic, but before we do, here's the big question for our listeners." "Fifth caller will get free tickets to the Katy Perry concert." "Here's the question." "What color dress was Kim Kardashian wearing at last night's award show?" "Fifth caller wins." "I'd like to win them myself." "Well, anyway, Kim, do you have the traffic on hand?" "Yes, I do, Bill." "And isn't the weather looking sunny and fantastic for this time of year?" "There is rush hour traffic on the 101 South, and there does seem to be a fender bender, but everything seems a go." "Yeah, but what is Nike offering?" "Oo-oo-ooh wee!" "You're the best sports agent in the world!" "Yeah, I'm headed to the airport right now." "Uh huh, as we speak." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Joe?" "Okay, I hear you now." "Do what?" "Turn..." "All right, I'm on the radio now." "Good morning, everyone." "We have breaking news from downtown L.A." "We have several unconfirmed reports that several hundred people have vanished." "Yes, that's right, have vanished throughout the city." "...to all known locations." "Again, very little is known at this moment." "Again, we interrupt this program with this breaking news story." "The city is in something of a panic right now." "We're getting news that massive traffic jams are everywhere." "The unimaginable has happened." "Hundreds, perhaps thousands of people have disappeared from the face of the Earth." "What's going on?" "I don't know, I just heard on the news tons of people disappeared." "That's what I heard, too." "...just disappeared?" "I'm so freaked out right now!" "It's the end of the world!" "This is ridiculous!" "All four lanes are backed up." " I gotta get home!" " Emergency vehicles only!" "They're saying, like, millions have disappeared across the world." "I can't breathe!" "Look at all these stupid cars." "No one's going anywhere!" "There must be some other explanation." "Like what, lady?" " No, no!" " What?" "It's worse!" "The Rapture happened." "The Rapture?" "What is that?" "You don't wanna know, lady." "You don't wanna know." "Are you afraid?" "Sorry?" "Are you afraid?" "No." "Why do you ask?" "The Bible, you're reading it." "I always read it." "What's the point?" "It was written by man." "Inspired by God." "It's all fabrication." "It appears the jetliner," "Man, I can't believe it, bro." "First round to the Chargers!" " Yeah." " Yeah!" "It was the last round." "So, uh, how much was that contract, man?" "Ah, wasn't much." "Five million." "Yeah." "Dude, whatcha gonna do with all the money?" "I dunno, man." "Figured I'd get me a nice little spread," " couple cars, two, three..." " All right, all right." " Put the bread down!" " Whoa, wait!" "You think you can steal from me?" "I will kill you!" "Hold on, hold on." "What are you doing?" "Didn't you read the sign?" "We ain't selling anything." "How did you get in here?" "Relax, relax, all right?" "The door was open, and no, I didn't read the sign." "The door was closed." "It was open." "Just put the bread on the counter!" "Bread on the counter!" "Back away now!" "Fine, fine, fine!" "There it is." "You don't know who I am?" "I play for the Chargers." "I don't like baseball." ""The first angel sounded, and hell and fire followed, mingled with blood and they were thrown to the earth." "And a third of the trees were burnt up, and all of the..."" "Why are you trippin' off of this?" "I mean, you said God was a loving God, right?" "He is." "He's a loving God, and he's also a God of judgment." "He can't let evil persist." "It's gonna come to an end." "A resolution." "When He comes and takes us up then it's gonna be the end." "Don't be deceived." "I'll take my chances." ""Rochelle Greenspan."" "Rochelle..." "I know a Rochelle..." "Pathetic." "Professor Wiseman?" "Rochelle." "Hi." "I've been thinkin' about this thesis, and I'm sorry, I-I just can't do it." "I'm gonna have to drop out of class." "How disappointing." "You were one of the top students in Philosophy." "What's come over you?" "I had an experience and it made me a believer." "So what does your football star husband have to say about that?" "He's not too happy about it." "I imagine so." "Well can you prove God exists?" "Yes, I can." "Well then that will be your thesis." "Thank you, Professor." "All right, Rochelle, let's see if you got some good stuff for me." "Whoa!" "All right." "Come on." "Ugh!" "The Bible." "Of all the suitcases, I have to get another Christian's." "Ridiculous." ""Tuesday..." "I'm stranded on an island somewhere in the Southern Pacific." "Plane went down suddenly." "I am the only survivor."" "Wait a minute..." "What happened to that woman sitting next to me?" "Are you afraid?" "Sorry?" "Are you afraid?" "No." "Why do you ask?" "The Bible." "You're reading it." "That doesn't make any sense." "Really?" "Well then, tell me, do you believe that Julius Caesar existed?" "Of course." "...from the cockpit again, where we're asking..." "Everything okay?" "The pilot is asking everyone to put their seat belts on and their trays up, sir." "...around some buildups and possible thunder storms." "You think everything's okay?" "Flight attendants, as soon as you can, please take your seats." "Just a little bumpy." "What's going on?" "!" "I'm not sure, sir." "I don't know, I'm gonna go check with the pilot." "Everyone needs to have their seat belt fastened, and just try and stay calm." "Sir, I need your seat up in the upright position." "Where is she?" " Everyone needs to be in their seats." " I have no idea!" "Where did she go?" "I don't know!" "She was right here!" "What?" "That's not possible." "Ah!" "Oh no!" "Please!" "No!" "This cannot be happening!" "No!" "Maria?" "Hey." "Keiko..." "We're conducting a survey of all men between the ages of 18 and 25." " For what?" " Military duty." "You're to report to Tent Camp A tomorrow morning." "Why?" "What's this for?" "We're recruiting all men for the conflicts both abroad and at home." "I don't understand." "Are you sure you got the right guy?" "It's emergency orders, ratified by Congress." "You'll find out when you get to camp tomorrow, sir." " But..." " Stop asking questions." "Show the sergeant some respect!" "I'm not going anywhere!" "Is that right?" "Get on your knees now!" "Corporal!" " At ease!" " Say the word!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "We'll be coming back tomorrow." "I suggest you be ready." "I miss my wife the fun-loving cheerleader." "What happened to you?" "A leaf bug." "What?" "A leaf bug." "I was sitting on a bench, back in March, in the park, and I saw this little bug, and he had the shape of a leaf." "I mean, suddenly everything just started to make sense to me at that point." "I saw God with this huge sense of humor." "The only defense mechanism of this little bug was the fact that he looked like a leaf, and he had the shape of a leaf." "I mean, can you imagine that?" "How can something like that..." "I mean, come on, haven't you ever just stopped to think about things like that?" "No." "Excuse me, miss?" "I'm trying to get a plane ticket out of here." "My credit card doesn't work but I have some cash." "Unfortunately, all of the flights are completely sold out." "Sold out?" "Come on." "What about Mexico City?" "Guam, Peru, Tokyo..." "Look, the last flight sold out nine hours ago." "I'm just packing up." "They're shutting down LAX tomorrow, sir." "Do you watch the news?" "Rika-san..." "Rika-san..." "Rika..." "Rika?" "♪ ♪" "I'm out in the middle of nowhere." "Our plane crashed last night." "I'm so scared." "Please help me, Lord." "I don't..." "Well, so much for your prayer, lady." "That's where it got you." "Is it irrational to believe in God?" "I believe it is." "Mary, you disagree with me." "Why?" "I just believe in God." "Ed..." "I don't believe in God, sir." "Good man, but you know what ticks me off?" "Stupid declarative sentences." "Don't give me a declarative sentence unless you can prove it." "Now, Rochelle, continue." "Why do you believe in God?" "Faith." "It's the only way." "I've seen answers to my prayers." "Answers to your prayers?" "Something funny, Bill?" "It just sounds so stupid." "It's not stupid." "People can believe in prayer even if they're wrong." "Continue, Rochelle." "I remember standing at the ocean and I said, "Lord, speak, for your servant is listening."" "And right at that exact moment, there was this loud thunder, and the sky turned all red." "I mean, that was one self-authenticating experience." "If we base the proof of God on that criteria alone, it proves God exists." "How absurd." "Why is it that you are the only one who's had this sensory experience?" "You piece of junk!" "This cannot be happening!" "But you don't understand." "If I get an F in this course, I won't graduate." "Correct." "But my grandma put all her life savings into this tuition." "That's not my problem, is it?" "What about your rich husband, the pro football player?" "He wants a divorce." "Well, you get half." "No, I don't." "I let him keep it all." "Look, I gotta get outta the country." "Any ticket will do." "What do you mean, all sold out?" "Everywhere?" "It's getting out of control." "In L.A., demonstrations were held outside Staples center, where a curfew is now in effect." "No one can go out after five p.m." "Got ya!" "There is a curfew going on." "You didn't know?" "This ain't no third world country." "I don't report..." "Hey, guys, look!" " Hey!" " Hey!" " Hey!" " What's up?" "Hey, buddy!" "What seems to be the problem here?" "Did we not say to you that we are conscripting you tomorrow?" "You aren't trying to run, are you boy?" "I'm just trying to get out of the country." "Is that right?" "No one's leaving the country, you idiot." "They're shutting down all the airports tonight." " Duh." " Duh." "Who the heck are you?" "I'm a cop." " Cop?" " Get him!" "Huh, you think you're fast?" "!" "You think that's funny?" "!" "You got some wheels on you, huh, boy?" "Hmm?" "Who are you guys?" " We're military contractors." " That's right." "You know, keepin' order." "Yeah, we the new law." "New law." "Y'all don't get it?" "It's happening!" "The Rapture!" "The Rapture?" "I mean, think!" "Think!" "All the people that vanished..." "They believed!" " I believe." " Yeah, I believe." " This guv's nuts, man." " I believe you're in trouble." "Oh, I'm a believer." "I believe you're nuts." "If we're doomed, I think we best go out in style." "Yeah." "What is your bank account number, my man?" " Ching ching!" " What?" "What is your bank account number?" "!" "None of the accounts work." "I'm not gonna say this again." "What is it?" "Citibank." " Citibank." " Citibank, yeah." "Good tellers." "Good tellers." "Number." "This guv is sitting on a personal fortune of three million dollars." "Ooh, baby!" "Payday, baby!" " Wooh!" " Make money money!" "Wooh!" "Let me tell you something." "You send this to my bank account right now and we'll let you go." "Your account?" "Ugh!" "Let me get a piece of that, man!" "Shut up!" "I'll split this with you guys later." "What about me?" "What about you?" "Back down." "Back down!" "Back down!" "You're all good here, buddy." "Remember that." "Now what do you say?" "None of the money's gonna matter." "Well then, it's not gonna matter if you hit send, now is it?" "Yeah, use your pinky finger." "The one you dropped the ball with." "Wooh!" "Come on, now." "There we go." "There we go." "Boys, we just made the fastest three mil possible!" "Payday!" "Thank you very much, Mr. Touchdown!" "Wooh!" " Let's roll." " Wooh!" "Money money." "God bless you!" " Wooh!" " Wooh!" "Oh, oh, oh, oh!" "I don't' want a divorce." "We've already gone through this, babe." "Okay?" "I mean, you're lookin' fine now, you're a millionaire." "Not bad for a cheerleader." "Come on." "I didn't marry you for your money." "I can't be with a religious zealot." "I didn't sign up for that." "I'm not a zealot." "I just love Jesus." "Why don't you get it?" "Your papers are on the counter." "Hi, hi, um, I'm your neighbor from down the street." "There's more of you." "Um, I'm sorry, um, can I come in?" "Look, I'm really busy." "Please?" "Just-just..." "Sorry, I need to sit." " Call 911." " There is no 911." "Keiko?" "Mark this." ""There will be terrible times in the last days." "People will be lovers of themselves..."" "I don't love myself." ""..." "lovers of money..."" "I don't have any money." ""...boastful..."" "Do I seem boastful?" "I'm eating a loaf of bread from a bag." " "...proud, abusive..."" "I'm not being abusive." "My ex-husband was abusive, I left him." ""...disobedient to parents..."" "I'm not..." "You know, he used to call me disobedient." ""...ungrateful..."" "I love my parents." ""...unholy..."" "I pray." ""...without love..."" ""...unforgiving..."" "I'm full of love and I forgive everybody." "I even forgive my ex-husband." ""...slanderous..."" ""...without self-control..."" "I'm not eating the whole loaf." ""...brutal..."" ""...not lovers of the good..."" "I love everything good!" ""...treacherous..."" "I am very relaxed." ""..." "lovers of pleasure, rather than lovers of God."" "We all thought we were Christian." "Prove to me that God exists." "Isn't God's existence a belief not a science." " What's your name?" " Susan." "Susan, don't come in here with a washed-up answer like that ever again." "I don't think it was a washed-up answer." "I think it's true." "We can prove the existence of God by the impossibility of the contrary." "The transcendent proof that God exists is based on the impossibility that without Him, nothing could be proven." "Let's say that I asked this gentleman in the back row to show that he can fly by flapping his arms." "That would be a very unusual request, and it would be up to me and to him to prove, to demonstrate, that he could fly, and if he can't demonstrate it, we don't believe that he can fly." "I believe he can fly." "Whether he does or doesn't doesn't disprove that belief." "Out belief in God is not based on some magic trick." "Very eloguently spoken for a cheerleader." "John, can you prove to me that God exists?" "I can't." "Very well." "Simon prove to me God exists." "Uh, I have faith that God..." "I didn't say faith." "I said proof." "Look around, uh, the planets, the trees, stars." "That's your proof of God?" "Uh, yeah." "You've just proven your ignorance." "Of all the bloody..." "Listen..." "I'm lookin' for this cat named Frankie." "You know him?" "Why do you wanna find Frankie?" "'Cause he can tell me how to get out of here." "Why do you want to leave?" "Never mind." "Thanks." "I know, you're trying to escape the sentence of judgment, eh?" "How do you know?" "The look on your pathetic face tells me all." "Another lost person who-who thought they were Christian." "Right." "Hey, it's gonna be real hard escaping the U.S." "You're not the only one who wizened up and-and-and- realized that they should have repented." "Time to face the consequences, sonny-boy." "You're gonna die alone here." "I can't wait to see the 75 pound hailstone squishing you like a bug." "Hey, hey wake up." "You know nothing about prophecy, do you?" "Daniel Seven says "Behold, the fourth beast, dreadful, and terrible, and strong, exceedingly, and it had great, great iron teeth."" "We're too busy watching Saturday Night Live to even care." "Too busy out voting, Democrat or Republican..." "Too busy listening to Jon Stewart versus Bill O'Reilly." "We ignored Jesus, when He said "Look up because your redemption draws near."" "Who are you?" "You don't recognize me?" "No." "I'm-I-I was on TV preaching!" "Preaching..." "You can't escape." "Come back here." "You can't escape." "Prove to me God exists." "I, uh, have faith that God..." "I didn't say faith, I said proof." "Look around, uh, the planets, the trees, stars." "That's your proof of God?" "You've just proven your ignorance." "Faith." "It's the only way." "I've seen answers to my prayers." "Answers to your prayers?" "All right, baby." "Come on, now." "Work!" "In more news, all of tonight's games have been called off indefinitely, which is no surprise." "The world is still in a state of panic." "What?" "!" " Thanks, Stan." " What?" "!" "...stocks continue to plummet to no end." "This is 50 times worse than the Great Depression, analysts agree." "The Dow is now closing below 12 hundred." "And what are banks doing to prevent the run?" "What?" "!" "Right now, depositors can only..." "What about my savings?" "What about my retirement?" "My-my-my 401!" "I have my money, you idiots!" "Wow, how does the government expect people to pay their rent and eat?" "They don't..." "All my money is gone to our strained society." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Okay." "Come on, please, someone pick up." "Please." "Northern Pacific, how may I help you?" "Can you hear me?" "!" "Hello?" "!" "Yes, how can I help you?" "Oh, this thing works." "Unbelievable." "Listen, this is Tom Wiseman, I'm stranded on a desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean!" "Sir, lower your voice." "I-I'm the only survivor of Flight 345 out of Auckland, New Zealand." "You need to send a rescue team for me right away!" "Are you there?" "Hello?" "Do you know how many planes went down?" "Too many to count." "Are you saving that all of the pilots disappeared?" "Sir, millions have disappeared." "consider yourself lucky that you're on an island." "What-what are vou- what are you trying to say?" "It will be days, possibly weeks before they have the time to look for you." "And there are no more rescue teams." " I'm sorry." " Look!" "Idiot!" "You just committed a crime under the new hate crime act." "For what?" "!" "For calling me an idiot!" "You are an idiot!" "I will report you to the police." "Fine!" "Send the police to this island to arrest me, idiot." "Idiot!" "Idiot!" "Hello?" "Hello!" "Oh, for cryin' out loud." "♪ ♪" "Gracias." "Hey, hey, Colin." "Frankie." "Come here." "Any idea how long I've been looking for you?" "I've been..." "Stop your whining." "You're not the only person trying to get out of the country." "I'm busy." "Hey, where's my money?" "I promise, I'll get you your money..." "Look, you are wasting my time." "Where's my money?" "Look, I promise I'll get it to you once I get access to my account." "You guys..." "You're like a bunch of pinheads, man." "I mean, you Christians, you know, it's like thev didn't wanna prove their dedication to Christ by doing what?" "Drumroll." "Leavin' the country." "Look, I promise I'll get you they money once I..." "Man, you're a poser." "You tell me you didn't see this comin'?" "You didn't see the world was dismantling by the second?" "We used to have "Thou shalt not kill."" "on the walls." "They took it down." "Why?" "'Cause they don't wanna offend nobody." "Now I'm sure they'd rather have offended kids than dead kids." "And the doors they would not allow a Bible into are the same doors they have to put metal detectors around." "So then they say..." ""Where's God?" "Where's God in all this tragedy?"" "Now... we're left..." "to do what?" "Wave a Christian flag at all these little Christian outposts, saying, "I'm sorry, Jesus." "You know, you're the man." "I-I-I wish I woulda known." "Can I help you out?" "Can I prove myself?"" "But all the real Christians got caught up in the Rapture." "I'm not trying' to hear this right now." "Yeah, you and nobody else wants to hear it." "Just gimme the ticket before I..." "Hey, let me say something." "I will put a hole in your heart." "Don't threaten me unless you wanna die today." "Now you back up, and you go off to your great tribulation." "Go on." "That's right, Rochelle." "We're trying to wipe Christianity off the map, and we've succeeded." "Give me a break." "You know, we're not some political organization on campus that you need to kick off." "All right?" "We're just here evangelizing lost tribes around the world." "I don't care." "We're going to shut you down." "I didn't come to argue with you, okay?" "I mean, I just wanted to let you know the paper you filed against us is preventing us from evangelizing anywhere." "Who cares?" "They want to eat other humans, let 'em eat other humans." "God cares." "Only morons believe in God." "Ah!" "Ah!" "Thank goodness." " Hello!" "Hello!" " U.S.C. U.S.C." "This is Professor Wiseman." "Is Jenny there?" "Hello!" "Is Jenny there?" "Jenny's dead." "She killed herself two days ago." "That's unfortunate." "That doesn't sound like her." "But..." "What about- what about Steve McPherson, or Marty Frv?" " Gone." "Everyone's gone." "The school is closed." "Look, I have a million calls." "I'm sorry." "911 operator, what are you reporting?" "Listen, don't hang up on me!" "I called a little earlier." "I-I-I'm the sole survivor of Flight 345 from Auckland to Los Angeles." "The plane crashed." "I'm on an island somewhere." "Are-are you following me?" "Hang on, sir, I need to transfer you to civilian air control." "Wait!" "Wait!" "CAP emergency search." "What are you reporting?" "I-I-I'm the sole survivor of Flight 345 from Auckland, and I need to report..." "We located where you are." "You-you have?" "!" "Oh!" "That's great!" "How did you know what flight I was on?" "That's actor Billy Van Effie's flight, right?" "Yes, yes, but he's fish food!" "Let's just move on!" "Where am I?" "!" "Keep your phone on." "We have two people right now through rescue coordination in Guam logging you through ComSat." "Oh, I cannot tell you how happy I am that I finally got through." "We had over 700 planes disappear." "You're the only survivor who actually called." "700?" "What are things like back home?" "You don't wanna know." "Banks are all shut down, the Lakers aren't playin', riots everywhere, no food." "The Lakers aren't playing, huh?" "Look, just-just find me." "I-I-I'm going out of my mind out here." "We located you, sir." "Is this Tom Wiseman?" "Yes!" "We've been trying to contact you." "You spoke with another operator." "Where am I?" "!" "You're on..." "Get off the island." " Very dangerous... tribe." " What?" "!" "What did you say?" "!" "You're on..." "Get off the island." "Why, why, why, why?" " Why is the island dangerous?" " Very dangerous... tribe." "Tribe?" "!" "What tribe?" "!" "Hello?" "!" "Hello!" "What an idiot!" "♪ ♪" "Please don't!" "Please don't!" "♪ ♪" "Colin!" "Colin!" "Hey." "What are you doing here?" " Did you get a ticket yet?" " No." "I'm looking, too." "So you finally believe, huh?" "Yeah, yeah, it's the Rapture." "You were right." "What are we gonna do?" "The airport's closing in, like, a couple hours." "Well... what else can I do?" "Yeah, you know, I, uh..." "I think I'm just gonna stay here." "All right." "See ya later." "Wait..." "Am I ever gonna see you again?" "Probably not." "Why didn't God warn us?" "He did." "We just didn't listen." "But I thought you said all Christians were fake." "♪ ♪" "Not all Christians." "Some are real." "I'll take my chances." "If the Rapture is true then I'll believe." "If you can't live for Christ now, honey, what makes you think you're gonna be able to die for him then, when all hell breaks loose?" "Are you Colin?" "Yes." "You don't remember me?" "No." "Here, I have a ticket." "It's from my airline's mile rewards so anyone can use it." "Who are you?" "You don't know?" "No." "I'm a friend of Rochelle's." "We met last, at the last Christmas party." "Yes, I-I remember." "I remember now." "You sure you don't need this?" "That was my husband's ticket, but he also vanished, so..." "She tried to bring me to Christ, and I didn't listen." "She lived to bring people to Christ." "Sure." "Well, good luck." "You better leave now." "Here." "Give it to someone else." "I don't understand." "I'm gonna stay here." "♪ When I survey ♪" "♪ The wondrous cross ♪" "♪ On which the Prince ♪" "♪ Of Glory died ♪" "♪ My richest gain ♪" "♪ I count the loss ♪" "♪And pour contempt ♪" "♪ On all my pride ♪" "♪ ♪" "♪ See from his head ♪" "♪ His hands, his feet ♪" "♪ Sorrow and blood ♪" "♪ Flow mingled down ♪" "♪ Did ever such love ♪" "♪And sorrow meet ♪" "♪ Or thorns compose ♪" "♪ So rich a crown ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ Bids me come and die ♪" "♪And find that I ♪" "♪ May truly live ♪" "♪ Were the whole realm ♪" "♪ Of nature mine ♪" "♪ That were an offering ♪" "♪ Far too small ♪" "♪ Love so amazing ♪" "♪ So divine ♪" "♪ Demands my soul ♪" "♪ My life, my all ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ Bids me come and die ♪" "♪And find that I ♪" "♪ May truly live ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪All who gather here ♪" "♪ By grace draw near ♪" "♪And bless Your name ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ Bids me come and die ♪" "♪And find that I ♪" "♪ May truly live ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪ O the wonderful cross ♪" "♪All who gather here ♪" "♪ By grace draw near ♪" "♪And bless Your name ♪" "♪ Oh ♪"