"You got hurt!" "Are you guys very close?" "It's a habit." "Just like I have to drink water every morning." "It sounds like you like her." "The name Wangja is tacky." "Let's call it Prince." "3 to 4 employees, all princes." "Princes?" "You mean men?" "What about me?" "You lied to me!" "Hwang Min-Young!" "Order 20 sacks, 2kg each!" "20 sacks, 20kg each?" "I want $14,000 by the end of today." "I'm sorry." "Do you think this is a joke?" "Your mistake might cost me this cafe!" "Don't you feel bad at all?" "I think I was wrong about you." "If you're not serious about this, then quit!" "You finally look human now." "You've been playing it too cool until now." "Your attitude was." ""Life?" "Whatever."" "You look different today." "I like it, Choi Han-Gyul." "Sorry, I don't think I can take you home." "I have to go back to the cafe." "Let's take a walk." "When you're upset, swing your arm like this and walk." "It'll make you feel better." "Like this!" "Fourth Cup" "That was so mean." "And he did it in front of her too!" "Hey!" "I said 2kg!" "Hey Bulky, I said 2kg, not 20kg!" "I don't remember." "I didn't even write the phone number down because you were talking too fast." "Oh, well, I shouldn't have asked you in the first place." "You can go home now." "Okay..." "Eun-Chan, let's roast these beans." "What are you doing?" "Come over here." "We got these import beans on special order." "It'll cost too much to return them." "Sorry." "Grandma, are you busy?" "Shouldn't you be busier than I am?" "Why'd you call?" "I just called to chat." "How's everything?" "Great!" "Just perfect!" "Grand opening is this Sunday." "I heard that you bought 20 sacks of unroasted beans!" "What for?" "To make soy sauce?" "Word gets around fast." "I doubt you have $30,000." "Do you want a loan?" "Interest is 10% APR." "Buy them from me." "They're good." "You won't lose money." "Forget it!" "Why would I want to buy coffee beans when I sell them?" "I don't need a loan then." "Bye." "He sounds very determined." "Gosh, I'm drooling." "What are you doing?" "Han-Gyul!" "Look!" "I designed this!" "Why are you roasting all the beans?" "Some places get ten times the profit by selling roasted coffee beans." " All 20 sacks?" " For a quick, small profit." "I'm good." "We won't lose money." "I'll..." "I'll make the deliveries." "Hello?" "Hyung-Min!" "100% Arabica, of course." "I don't use crap." "What?" "You want a sample?" "Dude!" "It's roasted by me!" "Why do you need a sample?" "Forget it then." "Sample?" "Ha!" "Eun-Chan, load these in packages of 1kg each on your scooter." "I'll call you when I get an order for delivery." "Answer me!" "Okay." "Ha-Rim, give out 100g free promotional sample packages to nearby stores." "Okay!" "Min-Yup!" "Load these in packages of 1kg each for deliveries." "Got it." "Hello?" "This is Choi Han-Gyul." "I have a favor to ask." "Can you give me a list of retail stores supplied by Dongin Foods?" "Wow, he's a fast thinker." "Thank you!" "Coffee Prince..." "Bye!" "Of course I'm still good!" "How dare you ask me that!" "What was your age again?" "Come on, just try it." "Hello?" "No, he's not picking up." "Okay, thanks." "Wow, you're done." "Nice work." "I had fun too." "What happened to the beans?" "I have 14 sacks left." "What?" "You look awesome today." "Ko Eun-Chan!" "Ko Eun-Chan!" "Ko Eun-Chan!" "Now do you feel bad about what you've done?" "One more mistake like that, and I'll fire you." "Understand?" "What are you doing?" "I don't believe this..." "Hey!" "Do you know how much trouble we went through because of you?" "Round one!" "You don't take responsibility for what you've done, and you don't appreciate..." "You know what?" "I don't need you." "Get out!" "Why won't you say you're sorry?" "Come on, Han-Gyul." "Stop it." "Relax, relax." "Answer me!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Mr. Choi!" "I deserve to die!" "I ordered the unroasted coffee beans." "I don't remember if Eun-Chan said 2kg or 20kg, but I thought it was 20kg." "I'm so sorry." "Does he think my job is a joke?" "Getting mad over nothing is one thing but firing me is another thing." "Can I sit down?" "I know how you feel." "When I was in high school, there was a flasher who came to my school during lunchtime." "The kids were screaming and cheering from the window." "I wanted to watch, but I was embarrassed." "Besides, there probably wasn't much to see either." "So I pretended to study." "Suddenly, the kids yelled, "Hey!" "It's Hur Jung-Woo!"" "He was the hot P.E. teacher I had a crush on." "I fought my way through the kids and asked, "Where?"" "Suddenly, someone grabbed my ear from the back." "I screamed, "Who are you?" and turned back." "It was my Science teacher whom I had an even bigger crush on." "He was like, "Hey you!" "What are you looking at?"" ""What am I going to do with you?" "What are you looking at?"" "Whew..." "Sounds embarrassing." "It was." "I'm still embarrassed." "Want to know how to get rid of a flasher?" "Flashers like it when you scream at them so don't ever scream." "Look at his package as if you're belittling him." "Don't fidget." "Just look at it and say..." ""Tiny..."" "I think you're cool." "You're pretty, you're a good artist, and you have a great personality." "I guess you're right." "I used to like art during high school." "Actually, I liked my art teacher." "She must've been pretty." "He was single, handsome, and..." "That's okay." "My principal was a she and I liked her." "I wanted to be a man because I liked her so much." "Hold on." " Hello?" " That was so stupid of me..." "Yeah, I'm on my way." "Why does Han-Gyul like a girl who likes someone else?" "My Eun-Chan!" "Your eyes are swollen!" "But you're still pretty." "Sick!" "You're my type!" "Where are you going?" "You're at fault too." "Why did you make Min-Yup do what Mr. Hong told you to do?" "You're supposed to do your own job!" "All Min-Yup, Mr. Hong and you're at fault!" "Right?" "What about what you've done wrong?" "Hey!" "Stop grumbling like a girl!" "Let go!" "I want to go home." "Oh, come on..." "Hey, Min-Yup!" "Come over here!" "Say "I'll work harder from now on!"" "Do you think I'm okay just because you're okay with it now?" "What the..." "Hey..." "Pick up the phone, will you?" "During interviews, they always ask me what I want to draw next when I don't know." "What should I tell them?" "I think you should say, "I don't know" because you don't." "Sweeper!" "Hi, Sweeper!" "Are you with someone?" "Yes, with Terry's friend." "I'll call you back later." "Bye." "Want to sing?" "Terry, sit down!" "He's a little slow today." "Good boy." "I called you." "Really?" "I must've been on the other line." "What for?" "I was feeling down..." "and I missed Sweeper." "Just Sweeper?" "Now that I'm bitter, beer tastes sweet." "Why are you feeling down?" "Something unfair happened to me." "A guy thinks a girl is a guy." "They're in an employer-employee relationship." "At first, he said that she...well, he thinks it's a he... is diligent and responsible." "Then he tells her that he's disappointed in her." "Wait!" "Let's call them Mr. Ga and Miss Na to make it less confusing." "Mr. Ga is the boss, and Miss Na is the employee, right?" "Yes." "Does Miss Na have feelings for Mr. Ga?" "No!" "They're like friends, but they're employer and employee." "They're the opposite sex, but they're not in love." " They're just..." " Just...they're just what?" "Just..." "Just what?" "Just nothing." "It's nothing because..." "Miss Na...and Mr. A are..." "Wow, look at the stars!" "It's a starry night after a hard rain." "I envy you." "No matter what you're going through, ...you still manage to look at the stars and appreciate them like a kid." "Life will be so much better for me if I can do that, but I can't." "That's a compliment." "Let's make a toast." "Cheers!" "Again?" "My jaw's out of place." "You don't have to walk me." "I can walk home by myself." " I know, I know." " I'm home." "Wow!" "What a nice place." "Thank you." "No one's ever walked me home before." "Call me anytime you need me to walk you home." "You sound like my dad." "Miss B is lucky." "Don't you agree, Sweeper?" "I'll bring you delicious jajangmyeon next time." "Give me your hand." "Bye!" "Goodnight." "Goodnight." "Take care!" "That kid makes you feel good, doesn't she?" "Let's go." "Dork..." "Is the position still open?" "I thought you didn't like working for other people." "My business got pulled down." "Do you want to work with us?" "Why else would I be here?" "Say hi." "He'll be in charge of our side menu." "I'm Noh Sun-Gi." "I'm Ko Eun-Chan!" "Mr. Hong really liked your waffles!" "I'm Jin Ha-Rim." "How old are you?" "25." "Me too." "Let's be friends." "Hwang Min-Yup, come and say hi to Mr. Noh." "I'm not going to call him Mr. Noh." "How come all the guys here look like girls?" "I can't figure them out." "I can't figure you out either." "Are you a gorilla or a human?" "Do I have to work here with these guys?" "Hey!" "What did you just say?" "Did you just badmouth me?" "Are you Japanese or Korean?" "None of your business." "Ipai patriot-desu." "Whenever I hear the national anthem, tears roll down-desu." "But I like Japanese canned food ipai-desu." "You can say I'm messed up-desu." "I don't get it!" "You don't, but I do." "Follow me." "You understood him?" "Who is he?" "He's in charge of the side menu." "Get him out of here!" "We don't need him." "I'm the owner." "Follow me." "What the..." "These are spray carnations." "You can feel the sunlight if you touch them." "Where are you at?" " Guess what?" "I feel great!" " About what?" "About having someone who asks, "About what?"" "Hold on." "Listen carefully." "I want this sunlight to remember the beautiful trip I took for you." "I hope our special memories stay by this beach or the sky." "You're radiant." "You're like the ocean to me." "My dreams of you fall to pieces when I stretch out my hands." "I want to travel to the deepest sea." "Carry myself on silver waves to get to you." "You're radiant." "You're like the ocean to me." "Your smiles fall to pieces when I stretch out my hands." "You too know that I love you very much." "Wrap yourself around me, nice and soft." "Hello?" "I'm starting to feel sad because I might feel pain when I listen to this song later." "Will you look at that?" "He's eating everything on the grill." "Why aren't you eating?" "Because my angel likes skinny guys." "Poor thing." "What's up with him?" "Do you want to know more about him?" "How Eun-Chan-like." "Eun-Chan-like describes a person... who can carry or eat more than what is physically possible, or feels no pain after bumping into any object within 2m radius." "Also pertains to Eun-Chan-ish, Eun-Chan-esque, or Eun-Chan-ic." "How do you like that, my Eun-Chan?" "I like that." "Eun-Chan-ish, Eun-Chan-esque, or Eun-Chan-ic." "What about Han-Gyul-ish?" "A person who pretends to be reasonable while yelling at... and keeping others on the trot, and is audacious." "Also pertains to Han-Gyul-tique and Han-Gyul-like." "Audacious?" "I like that." "Han-Gyul-tique." "I like the audacious part too." "Are you offended?" "Let's just eat." "Yes, this is our first dinner together." "Take it easy, man!" " One more bottle of soju, please!" " Okay!" "Are you crazy?" "Stop it." "Can you feel it?" "No, not there!" "Do it to my little toe instead!" "Mr. Choi!" "Go away!" "What are you doing?" "You dork!" "Are you crazy?" "What do you think you're doing?" "I'm going to kill you!" "You...you..." "Pervert..." "That pervert's kissed him!" "Min-Yup!" "Get off him!" "Eun-Chan is mine!" "No, he's mine." " What do you think you're doing?" " Stop!" "Stop!" " Mr. Hong!" "Garlic, please." " That burns..." " Water!" "Water!" " Here." "Did you like it?" "Did you like kissing Min-Yup?" "Your face turned red." "Did your legs shake?" "Did you feel a sensation?" "Not as much as I liked kissing you." "You're my type, not Min-Yup." "Didn't you know?" "Stop it." "That's sick." "I'm not interested in you either." "You started it." "I wonder how long it'll take to go to New York." "You're going to New York?" "When?" "Why?" "Why do you want to know?" "You sure know how to make people fall out of love." "Why?" "Were we in love in the first place?" "Sheesh..." "Mr. Choi, are you really going to New..." "Forget it." "Hey!" "Yes?" "Bye." "Dork." "Coffee Prince" "1st Shop of Coffee Prince" "Coffee Prince Grand Opening" "Eun-Chan, your name tag's crooked." "Hey, say something as the owner." "Something encouraging." "Stop picking your nose!" "That's sick!" "Fine." " Coffee." " Prince!" "You're supposed to say, "Prince."" "Prince!" " Prince!" " Prince!" "Enjoy." "Son!" "Mommy's here!" "Over here!" " Why are you here?" " Don't blame me." "I got dragged here too." " Look what I'm wearing." " This place looks brand spankin' new." "This is a bad spot for a business." "Quit complaining." "Did you hear something?" "I didn't." "Angel!" "I drew this!" "What?" "My head's not this big!" "I was only going to draw the head, but I thought I should draw the legs too." "Hey..." "Angel!" "This cafe's nice!" "I like it!" "Hi, Ji-Young!" " Hi." " Ji-Young, let's get going." "It's getting hot, and I don't want your lovely skin to get tanned in the sun." "Why don't we walk down the stone road of love?" "Stop fretting." "Why walk down the stone road when you're worried about getting her tanned?" "Mom, I have to get back to work." "Go home." "Work!" "I won't bother you." "Maybe it's because of the uniform." "You look clean-cut today." "I can use my head too." "Ji-Young!" "Why don't we check out the 2nd floor?" "Sure!" "Mom!" "There's nothing to see on the 2nd floor!" "That's why we're going there." "Let's go." "Too see nothing?" "Psycho..." " No rice cakes?" " I guess not." "Put that in the bag too." " Stop taking everything!" " Why not?" "You're going to throw them away anyways." "I can take this, right?" "Han-Gyul's family is coming." "Whoa!" "Look at that car!" "Hi, Grandma." "Hi, Mom." "This place looks nice." "I'm so proud of you, son." "His mother's pretty." "She looks like a dame." "You can say that." "She's married to the Dongin Foods family." "She's a rich girl who married a rich man." "No wonder." "You mean Mr. Choi's family owns Dongin Foods?" "I'm good friends with the Chairwoman." "She insisted that I take care of her grandson." "You can say I'm the Crown Prince's teacher." "I should go and say hi to them." "Crown Prince?" "Mr. Choi!" "Mr. Choi!" " Hey!" "It's you!" " What's he doing here?" "Yoo-Joo drew this." " She's talented." " Grandma!" " Hi." " Congrats." "Hi, Han-Sung." " Sorry I'm late." "Traffic was bad." " I'm glad you made it." "Grandma!" "Mr. Choi!" "Mr. Choi!" "Mr. Choi!" "Mr. Choi!" " Sit down, Han-Sung." " Okay..." "Mr. Choi!" "Don't tell him about me!" "Don't say anything about me!" "This is a work of art." "What if this painting is better than the coffee?" "Hello?" "Mr. Choi?" "Where are you?" "At the entrance." "Just listen, and don't answer me." "Understand?" " Okay." " Don't answer me!" " Huh?" " Don't even say, "Huh?"" "Walk down." "Keep walking!" "Keep walking!" "When you see the food, turn left." "Walk up the stairs." "You'll see a big tree with flowers." "If you keep going left..." "Turn left!" "Now!" "Hurry!" " Hey." " Whoa!" "What are you doing?" "Did you tell him about me?" " Huh?" " Do you know Han-Gyul?" "Yes." "How?" "We're cousins." "Can I ask you a favor?" "Can you pretend you don't know me?" "Huh?" "I lied to get this job." "Like...your age?" "He only wanted to hire men." "So..." "I'll get fired if Han-Gyul finds out that I'm a girl." "Please don't tell him." "Please?" "What are you talking about?" "You don't look like a man at all!" "Does Han-Gyul really think you're a guy?" "He's probably pretending not to know." "You don't know." "He thought I was a guy from the beginning..." "Gosh, this is giving me a headache." "Why is this happening to me?" "Wait." "Is Han-Gyul Mr. Ga, and you're Miss Na?" "Is that it?" "Do you think this is funny?" " I can't even think straight." " Fine, fine." "Now that I think about it, you two look cute together." " Mr. Choi!" " Okay, I'm sorry." "Keep it a secret, okay?" " Promise me!" " Okay." "That's a promise!" "Don't tell him!" "I'm counting on you." "I have to go." "See you later!" " Nice work, everyone!" " Nice work, everyone!" "Mr. Choi!" "I think I had fun today." "Thanks for forgiving me for ordering the wrong sacks." "See you tomorrow." "Not again..." "Hey shorty!" "I'll take you home." "No, this will only take a minute." "I'm tired." "Just get in the car." "Why won't it start?" "Hello, Han Yoo-Joo." "Now?" "Sure!" "Okay, I'll meet you there." "Sorry, I have an emergency." "Can you drop me off on the way?" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "That was fast." "Thanks for the gift." "Guess what?" "Your mural was a huge hit." "I'm sorry I couldn't make it today." "Oh yeah!" "I'm the first person to wish you a happy birthday, right?" "It's still a week away." "But I want you to count down each day and have fun." "Do you want to come upstairs for some tea?" "I'm exhausted." "I can't think straight." "What if I grab your hand?" "You're so mean." "Don't." "Bye." "Smile!" "Happy Birthday!" " Yoo-Joo " "Thanks, Beautiful" "My Eun-Chan!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Come on in!" "Come on in?" "This isn't a Chinese restaurant." "I'm bored." "Play with me." "This isn't a playpen." "No one's coming." "They came in flocks when it was free." "Where's everyone now?" "Hey!" "Are you still going out with Eun-Sae?" "Stop it." "I'm not in the mood." "Hey, let's duke it out." "Come outside!" "Fight!" "Fight!" "Let's see who can dig more." " You go first." " Sure thing." "Hey!" "Speed it up!" "He's good!" "Maybe he's a mole." "Whoa!" "That's awesome!" "30 minutes!" "Your turn." "Start digging!" "Let's bury him!" "Let's bury him!" "Ready?" "Go!" "Eun-Chan!" "Drink some more!" "Min-Yup's catching up to you!" "Okay!" "Keep drinking, keep drinking..." "Hey!" "Mr. Hong!" "Mr. Hong!" " Mr. Hong!" " Yes?" "Where are the workers?" "Huh?" "Where are the workers?" "They went to play basketball!" "Sheesh..." "You ditched because there are no guests!" "No one stayed at the shop!" "Do you think of this as ditching school?" "Fine then." "I'll give you a dose of your own medicine." "Do you like basketball?" "You do, right?" "Fine, let's duke it out." "I'm sorry, Han..." "I mean, Mr. Choi." "Please let it slide, will you?" "Min-Yup and Eun-Chan!" "You like competition, right?" "You two are a team." "I'll play solo." "We'll play straight for an hour." "If anyone gives up in the middle, he's dead." "Come on!" "Let's get started!" "You get ticked off for days whenever you get scolded." "What?" "Are you going to cry again?" "Let's start!" "What the...does this mean we have to do this for an hour?" "Oh, I can't move..." "I can't move..." "Time's up." "That was awesome, Eun-Chan." "What?" "You didn't give up." "That was awesome." "It took you that long to find that out?" "I thought my head was going to burst." "How about you?" "Mr. Choi, I'm really sorry about what happened." "I won't duke it out with him again." "What am I doing here?" "You're speaking Japanese again!" "Mr. Choi!" "Let's all say "Hurray!" Hurray!" "Hurray!" "Coffee Prince!" "Let's go!" "Please let me make 3 times the investment!" "I hope they didn't see anything." "That was so stupid of me." "Why did I play in the water?" " Min-Yup!" " Thank goodness I wore this!" "Min-Yup!" "I'm all wet!" "This is all your fault." "Come on, we had fun." "What the..." "Is this broken?" "The cabinet's whacked, just like its owner." "Move over." "You scared me!" "Did I scare you?" "I won this round!" "Wow, he got the last laugh." "My snacks!" "He ate everything!" "We don't have a single guest." "That renovation was a complete waste of money." "How is he going to make 3 times the investment in 3 months?" "3 times the investment?" "What do you mean?" "That jerk can work for his grandma even if he doesn't go to America." "But my life's hanging on this!" "Is Mr. Choi going to America?" "Quit complaining, will you?" "What?" "Han-Gyul's doing his best, and we're trying to find what we can do to help." "If you don't want to help, then stop complaining." "Hey!" "Where are your manners?" "I wasn't complaining, man!" "Sheesh..." "Sheesh?" "Did you just sheesh me?" "Stop it, Mr. Hong." "Stop it, you two." "Mr. Hong!" "Did you study the menu?" "I asked about getting more iced beverages, remember?" "I don't like the way you talk." ""Mr. Hong!" "Did you study the menu?"" "So what if I didn't?" "You're not my boss!" "Don't give me orders!" "I never gave you orders." "You always did!" "I told you that we should target the old timers." "Kids don't drink coffee!" "But did you listen?" "No!" "You sighed when I took a nap when we didn't have customers." "Yet you went to play with the kids!" "When I asked you where you were, you just dissed me!" "He didn't diss you." "He went to change because his clothes were wet." "I know that he's dissing me." "If it wasn't for my roasting skills, we wouldn't have sold this much coffee beans." "That's because we sold them at 20% of the going rate." "If we charged full price, I doubt anyone would buy that." "What?" "What did you just say?" " Mr. Hong!" " Han-Gyul!" "Go home." "You said you're going home early for your birthday." "Mr. Choi!" "Go home." "You're messed up!" "You always look annoyed, you come to work late, and you complain all day long!" "No wonder we're not making any money!" "What did you just say?" "Forget it!" "Forget it?" "What for?" "Let's duke it out!" "Why duke it out?" "We're a family." "Let go!" "So...how are things working out?" "Good." "You look happy." "I heard a lot of stories about your cafe." "What stories?" "Are they good?" "I heard that all the flies in this country are gathering there." "He just got started." "I'm sure it'll take time." "Of course!" "It takes time for the word to get out." "Report your sales to your father." "Did we offend you at Yoo-Joo's place that day?" "That was a long time ago." "Forget it." "It was hard for me to bring this up, but you're already over it?" "I read on the news that Yoo-Joo's exhibition is coming up." "I just can't get used to Han Yoo-Joo." "Because you're trying to tame her." "She can't live like a mounted butterfly." "She's a living butterfly." "Of course she changes whenever she wants." "That's what's great about it." "I see." "That's great, eh?" "I didn't know." "Oh, do you have a short kid with a round face in your shop?" " Ko Eun-Chan?" " Yes!" "Do you know him?" "He delivers milk to my place." "How did you hire him?" "Through an interview?" "It's a long story." "You heard about my blind dates, right?" "Yes." "Oh...that was him?" "Yes." "He's so funny." "He's not normal, that's for sure." "What are you doing?" "Like this?" "Is this how you're supposed to do it?" "You have to loosen your grip." "Show-off." "Hey!" "I don't think I'm doing it any differently than you are." "It may seem like it at first, but look carefully." "You're supposed to use your shoulders, not your wrist." "You're supposed to pour slowly!" "Why is it so hard to pour a cup of water?" "I'm good, huh?" " I practiced every night." " Way to go." "You're not mad anymore, right?" "I was mad?" "Try it." "It's good." "It's good." "The tea is just right, the lights are just right, and the mood is just right." "Go home." "I have work to do." "What is it?" "I can help." "I doubt it." "I'm good at everything." "Go home." "I can't concentrate when I have people next to me." "I'm sure you got a lot of birthday gifts." "I want to see them." " Go home." " I will, I will." "I have a lot to do too." "I have to brush my teeth, wash my hair, sleep, and dream." "Bye!" "Mr. Choi!" "Happy Birthday to you!" "Happy Birthday to you!" "Happy Birthday dear Mr. Choi!" "Happy Birthday to you!" "3 times the investment in 3 months?" "If it doesn't work out, he'll stay." "If it does, he's going to America." "Which one's better?" "Gong to America, of course." "But he might not go." "Business is horrible." "What are you talking about?" "Hey, how's my Sun-Gi doing?" "'My Sun-Gi?" "'" "Why do you call Min-Yup when you're not interested in him!" "It'll be a waste if I didn't." "Fifty!" "I'm done!" "Here." "You're a two-timer." "It runs in the family." "Mom's two-timing Mr. Hong and Mr. Ku." "I wonder if I'm a two-timer." "There's this man." "I feel all fluffy whenever I see him." "He's like a warm blanket..." "or the morning sunshine..." "Do you know what I'm saying?" "Yes, keep going." "There's another man." "I kinda don't like him, but he's alright." "He's really mean, but he's not a bad person." "But he's not a good person either." "I like him, and then I don't." "What am I trying to say?" "I know." "You're two-timing them." "But they're both really good-looking." "Will you look at that?" "They don't know how you feel, right?" "No." "Can't you find anything better to do?" "You're two-timing a crush and drooling over them." "What a sister..."