"Subtitles corrected resynced ♪♪by AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org" "Jeanne D'Arc, Alexander the Great, Socrates, . ." "Jeanne D'Arc, Alexander the Great, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Francisco Goya ." "Jeanne D'Arc, Alexander the Great, Socrates, Sigmund Freud, Francisco Goya Emmanuel Swedenborg, Niels Bohr..." "Julius Caesar, Karl Jung, Mohandas Ghandi, Rudolph Steiner" "[All these unusual people] ." "[All these unusual people] [saw things others could not]" "[They all changed the world]" "[Moscow - early 80s]" "153 ... 154 ..." "155 ... 156 ..." "157 ... 158 ..." "159 ..." "160." "159!" "159!" "That's me ..." "I'm here!" "Well, young man ..." "You'll have an interesting life." "[MOSCOW 2017] [THE MAD COW] [BRANDED]" "[Today]" "Pavel, the girl's scream didn't work." "Paramount hated the commercial." "What do we do?" "I want to redo the scene of the girl screaming." "This is a business not 'the cinema'." "[An island in Polynesia]" "We're ready." "No one will hear this scream." "[Moscow Early 90s]" "RULE # 1 POSITIONING" "RULE # 2 ADVERTISING" "RULE # 3 GET PAID UP FRONT because no one believes in marketing" "My agency still isn't ready." "Well, it happens ... cash poor." "But look at what you do have." "Your father provided well for the family." "I can't sell my apartment." "Don't sell, if you don't want." "But I have no money now." "Just give me more time." "Okay, fine, I'll wait." " A week." " No." "A week isn't enough. 3 months." "No, Misha, no!" "3 months, no way." "Know why?" "In 3 months, your apartment won't be worth it." "Interest rates are rising." "One week, please." "Either the money, or the apartment." " Or else what?" " Or use your imagination, Misha." "[The Imagination of Misha]" "Mishenka ... remember how I used to hold you on my lap?" "O Lord of Heaven, Please help me ..." "TV RUS:" "Meet Veronike ..." "She has a dream ..." "She has to undergo 12 surgeries in 36 days for her dream to become a reality." "Veronike will become the girl she always wanted to be." "Extreme Makover:" "Russian style." "Tuesday nights at 9, on TNT." "(Listen, I can't...)" "Please let me out ..." "Please!" "TV RUS:" "Tell us Doctor ..." "When will Veronike wake up?" "She is in a coma." "She can wake in 10 minutes ... or 10 years," "or never." "Thank you, Doctor." "RUS:" "Broadcast this video on the nightly news." "RUS:" "It's amazing how many of us are braving this rainy night to show our love for Veronike." "Thousands of people across the country are joining the newly created 'Veronike Society'." "Its leaders accuse the producers of manipulating people into thinking they must be skinny to be beautiful." "People wonder, "what was wrong with her looks?"" "It's him!" "[BE YOURSELF]" "RUS:" "A coma is an unpredictable physical reaction." "... and it's not anyone's fault." "What the hell?" "They cut her up and it's nobody's fault." "Galkin, you're free to go." "[KIOSK TORCHED] [ALONG WITH OWNER]" "Mikhail Galkin?" "Yes." "Do you know this man?" "No." "[BE YOURSELF]" "[Six years later]" "Have you seen this man?" "No." "I haven't." "Thank you." "[Near Yamki village] [Tver region, Russia]" "[MOSCOW] [A very different city...]" "Gently." "You think I'd eat this?" "!" "[Pavel's message]" " Hello, Misha." "I have a job for you." "A Chinese fast-food chain." "Call me." "FRENCH:" "♪ I often think of you, ma belle ♪" "♪ I think your smile is the only smile ♪" "♪ Ma belle, ma belle ♪" "♪ Let's regret our love ♪" "RUSSIAN:" "That is not a smile." "It is the silent scream a person who ... has unknowingly eaten meat contaminated ... with mad cow disease." "Kyoma Corp's "Beef Testers", are their only protection against its fatal bite." "♪ La, la-la, pum-pum, paa..." "RUS When I say "hamburger"... what comes to mind?" "Flavor?" "Hunger?" " Death." " Hamburger?" "..." "Death." "RUS:" "Holy shit ..." "It worked." "Misha, they're waiting for you." "TV:" "Step by step." "Our diapers keep your baby's skin dry ... and not only that." "When your baby grows up... nothing will distract him from his homework." "Because he'll be   impotent." "Dry 'n Sterile Diapers." "[LOS ANGELES] [one month later]" "No more lies!" "No more lies!" "Don't work here!" "The President's speaking." "to ensure safety and stability in our nation and worldwide this government has formed alliance with" "146 other nations prepared to impose a universal ban on all advertising of products and services." "[Veronike's Hospital Room]" "Subtitles corrected resynced ♪♪by AsifAkheirESL@teachers.org"