"Ball out." "The white shadow." "Okay, here we go." "Let's go, baby." "Lucky shot, huh?" "Okay, rush, you wanna make it another $5, 000?" "You know, your boys'll never make it through this round." "Let's make it $10, 000." "Here we go." "Lord, almighty!" "Get a steal, baby!" "Foul!" "All right." "Yeah." "You don't think about winning." "Unless you wanna end up dead." "Hey, little fly." "Who you backin'?" "I'm backin' you, dog." "Yes!" "Uhh!" "Uhh!" "Foul!" "Good fight." "Slam!" "Out!" "Out!" "Get back, get back!" "Nice game, gentlemen!" "Skins win!" "Okay... send me a check." "I'll get you next round." "I'll see you, Russ." "Oh, nice." "Way to work this." "Come on, ladies." "Hey!" "Way to work score." "Dude!" "Who taught you everything you know, man?" "Oh, my goodness!" "Donnie!" "What are you doin', man?" "Put me down, man." "Put me down." "I thought you were in jail!" "Where you been?" "Ah, you know, man." "Take a little vacation." "But i'm cool now." "Everything is fine." "Look at you." "Donnie torres." "Mike Cannon." "Hey, Mike." "He used to, uh," "Protect me from all the bullies back in grade school." "He'd protect you?" "Yeah, i was like, what, 5'5" in sixth grade?" "You were more like 4'9", man." "Yeah, there wasn't a dime of this kid's lunch money that was safe." "I remember i had to protect you from the chess team giving you a wedgie." "Okay." "He--He's just kidding." "Oh!" "Ho ho!" "Hey, suddenly you guys are the team to beat, huh?" "I have some big bucks" "On those street boys you put down, man." "Some big bucks." "Yeah, those eastern european mafia guys, they love their round ball." "Wow." "Right out of gentleman's quarterly." "You still making book?" "Ah, you know the deal, man." "I'm too small to play the game." "Too poor to own the team, and" "Too ugly to get the chick." "Hey, you know, you guys got a shot at winning this." "You think?" "Yeah, man." "Stay aggressive." "You both have to stay aggressive." "Cause no one expects it from two suits like you guys." "You know what i'm saying?" "I mean, the smart money's on ernest sands and bobby blocks, but..." "They ought to be." "They're phenomenal." "Ah, don't sell yourself too short, man." "All right, man." "I'll see you on the quad." "All right." "He certainly knows some weasely characters." "Ah, he's just another product of vegas, man." "That guy saved my ass more times than i can count." "Good day, Mrs. Cannon." "Good day, Mr. Cannon." "So i was thinking... what?" "Well, i was thinking that since we're still married... shh." "Okay." "You promise?" "Of course." "Absolutely." "So i was thinking..." "That, um, there's no reason why we shouldn't, you know, get busy" "In that married kind of wa an..." "You mean..." "Yeah, of course that's what i mean!" "Well, i thought we were gonna... date first." "Okay, well, then..." "I will sleep with you on the first date." "Well, ybe we could take it slow." "Kind of build up to it." "You know, make it special." "This is special." "And it's legal." "I've never done it legally before, you know?" "L i'm saying is i've gone the other way." "Where the sex comes first, and somehow it all... falls apart." "It just... i don't wanna blow it this time." "That is so sweet." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Okay... i guess i'll wait." "Besides, i'm kind of crazed right now." "Oh, with the concierge of the year thing?" "Yeah." "I'm the last one in Vegas to be evaluated." "Well, just remember the cardinal rule of the concierge" "Never, absolutely never, say no to a guest." "Oh, i could never say no to you." "You just hold that thought." "Okay." "Hey, you wanted to see us?" "Yeah." "Mike..." "Listen, i know you like to go to your right." "But you got that great crossover." "And they're overplaying you." "So the left is there if you want it." "Yeah, we know." "Well, i'm just sayin'." "Yeah." "Thanks for that." "And you know the two guys you just played?" "What about 'em?" "They ended up dead." "Las Vegas season 5 ep.16 :" "" 2 On 2 "" "D e S t o Production" "Judge Ferguson?" "Hi." "I'm Delinda Deline... i" "I... run the restaurant." "Oh, hi." "Are you enjoying your lunch?" "Yes, it's excellent." "Cocoba, my favorite." "Listen, i was just wondering, um... yes?" "I'm pregnant." "I figured." "And i've been going through this little hormonal thing." "Where..." "I don't really know how to put this, but..." "I have extrasensory powers." "Okay." "But you can help me by proving that these feelings are right." "And how exactly could i do that?" "Okay... my friends, Piper Nielsen and Mike Cannon," "Came to you recently to get their marriage annulled." "But my feeling... well, my little hormonal feeling, if you will..." "Is that they didn't get their marriage annulled at all." "But they're telling everyone they did." "I see a lot of people handle a lot of cases." "No, i know, i mean... they were crazy drunk" "Wild video." "Congas." "You don't understand... everybody thinks i'm crazy because, in my gut," "I don't think they got the marriage annulled." "So you can help me... prove that i'm right." "But what about this couple?" "They obviously don't want people to know one way or the other." "Obviously, i mean, but..." "what is this, client privilege?" "I mean, you're a judge." "I voted for you." "Excuse me." "I'm due in court." "I'm pregnant." "And they found him in the trunk of a car, both shot in the head." "Danny's bookie friend said some shady people" "Weren't too happy with their performance." "You always fool your bookies?" "You know, nobody expected you guys to get this far in the tournament." "We sure as hell didn't." "Well, if you need any help, i played some ball in college." "Uh, actually, you know what?" "I think... i think we can handle it." "Hey, i'm just sayin'." "You don't by chance have a bet on us, do you?" "I might have a little bet with russ markaykis." "Hmm." "Oh... hey, guys." "Hey." "Oh... hey, guys." "Hey." "What are you looking at?" "What?" "Well, do...you and mike..." "Listen... i wanna talk to you about this concierge contest." "I don't need your help, Cooper." "I didn't offer any." "Last i heard, you still worked for me." "This guy, uh..." "Scott knoll can be a bit of a pain in the ass," "But it would be good for the montecito" "If he realized we had the best concierge in las vegas." "Well, then, i guess you're just gonna have to trust me." "Hello." "Hi there." "Scott knoll, concierge journal magazine." "Piper was supposed to, uh... hi, Scott!" "Uh, we reserved the presidential suite for you." "Hey, Piper." "I think you should know that Anna-Beth Jenkins over at the Mandalay Bay," "She got outstanding marks, so maybe you should, um," "Work towards that." "I love a challenge." "Really?" "Yeah." "Well, um, i guess you should know by now that being a concierge in Las Vegas" "Uh, is not like any other position." "So... good luck with that." "Yeah, you know that i have never been thrown by a guest request, ever?" "Really?" "Excuse me, Meagan." "No problem." "If that's the case." "Then i would like a four-Course french dinner" "Served in my suite tonight at midnight." "The chef, she must be a woman, blonde, over five foot, nine inches," "And she must speak and understand french," "Because that is all i'll be speaking after the clock strikes 12:00." "Peace out." "What does he want?" "I don't know." "He told the front desk he'd wait for at the bar." "Hey, it's good to meet you." "I'm Rudolph Vinovich." "Mike Cannon." "Danny." "Call me Rudy." "Sit." "Drink." "Thanks okay." "Have tequila." "Ah, i drink tequila 24/7." "Vashe Zdorovie!" "Ahh." "It's very american, no?" "Actually, it's..." "What is it that you needed?" "Win!" "I bet big time on you now in tournament." "You guys very excellent defense and gunner." "How'd you learn about basketball?" "I played a little growing up in Minsk." "But, you know, it's hard to dribble isnow." "And i listen to old Lakers." "Kareem, ooh." "The greatest of all the big men." "And i watch a pirate copy of white men can't jump. 100 times." "Woody is my man." "We heard you bet on the last guys we played." "So?" "So they both ended up dead." "It was very dangerous part of town where they go." "I guess you don't go to that part of town." "Hey, Mrs. Vinovich, she raise no fool." "You play good, huh?" "Lose is bad for me." "Okay?" "Ciao." "What the hell was that?" "A warning?" "Oh, hey." "What?" "Oh, hey." "What?" "I need help with this concierge contest." "Okay." "All right." "All right, i have less than four hours to find a blonde, at least 5'9" chef who speaks french." "Okay, write this down." "D-E-L..." "okay." "I-N-D-A." "Delinda." "Delinda." "What the hell did she just say?" "She said, uh, "your ass is saved."" "Good." "Ah!" "Okay." "Owns a restaurant downtown..." "not partularly popular," "Unless you're into stuffed cabbage..." "and two liquor stores." "Now, metro vice says he makes his real money in drugs and prostitution." "Oh, and wait... he owns three strip clubs." "Now we're talking." "No record?" "He's managed to stay clean, but his buddies are loaded with felonies." "Look at that, manslaughter, assault, possession with intent." "It's the whole top 40." "He's definitely capable of murder." "So it appears." "Danny mccoy." "Donnie!" "Okay, well... okay." "Thanks for the update." "Uh..." "Rudy just bet 250, 000 bucks on us to win." "Is that bad?" "He killed the other two guys for losing half that." "OK to go!" "Yeah, it's just this morning, dee kept telling me how you two never got the annulment." "And i told her she was crazy." "Mikey's not an idiot." "Yeah." "You're not an idiot, are you, Mike?" "Ah." "You never got the annulment, did you?" "You can't tell anyone." "Oh, my god, are you kidding me?" "!" "Are you kidding me?" "What the hell are you thinking, man?" "I don't know." "It's complicated." "What do you mean it's complicated?" "Dude, i got a ki theand i'm not even m" "You have any idea how bad you're making me look?" "Okay, well..." "Pinky promise you won't say anything about this." "Pinky promise?" "What is wrong with you?" "Ah." "Okay." "I can't even believe it." "What up, fly?" "Mike Cannon and the great white hope!" "Let's pop it, baby!" "How y'all feelin', man?" "Well..." "Hope y'all victorious already, man." "Absolutely... so those dudes we played kind of act like they knew you." "The ones that ended up dead?" "They don't know me, man." "That was some out-Of-Town cash product here to win it all, just like y'all, man." "What are they, ringers?" "Who brought 'em in?" "No say, man." "Could have been anybody, man." "Could have been the Pope." "I don't know." "Rudy Vinovich?" "Oh, that's a freak right there, man." "He's known for his cruel and unusual punishment." "I give him space, man." "So, what, you think they're into the drug thing or what?" "I don't know, man." "Probably, man." "It's just a rough town over there, man." "I don't know, it stank, man." "It's funky." "My rims got jacked." "I ain't been there since, man." "For real." "But what i need y'all focus on this game." "Get hype, get ready." "There's a skinny black dude over there" "With aade-Away that's bananas, man." "So go hard... get it in..." "Get right or get left." "All right, all right." "Get it in or get it out, baby!" "How was dinner?" "Oh, it was fabulous." "And Delinda, she was just..." "Unbelievably charming." "Next, i would like to see mamma mia tonight" "With my girlfriend." "No problem." "We'll take orchestra center." "And i'd like the two seats in front of us to be empty," "Because i do not want my eye line blocked." "Okay, four seats." "Hey, she counts!" "And because it's my Hilda's birthday, i would like someone in the cast" "To say her name during the show." "Say her name?" "Hilda." "Do i meet" " No, Steve." "Au revoir." "One minute remaining, gentlemen!" "Skins up by one!" "Right now." "Agh!" "Ohh!" "Come on, that was a foul!" "Timeut, shirts!" "There's not much time." "You okay?" "You can barely walk, Danny." "Come on, man." "Yeah, i'm good." "You sure?" "I'm fine." "All right, listen." "I'm gonna cut to the high post." "They've been doubling me on that all day." "The moment your man slides over, you go to the corner." "You have an over shot." "You got all day." "Or look for me under the basket." "Ahh." "You're good?" "Come on, let's do this." "Come on." "How much time we got, ref?" "24 seconds." "24 seconds, Danny Mccoy." "Let's go, guys. 24 seconds." "Let's go!" "24 seconds." "Come on, let's go!" "Come on, ref!" "Get him off me!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Ah!" "Good game, guys." "Good game, good game." "Yo ho, Danny boy!" "How's the ankle, bro?" "Ah, pretty good, Mickey." "Not bad, you know." "You gotta stay off your feet, man." "You got the semifinals tomorrow." "I know." "Look, there's a lot of people betting on you tomorrow." "I mean, they're counting on you." "You gotta take care of yourself." "How much?" "Bro, you know it's illegal to bet on any sporting event in the State of Nevada." "How much?" "Ten large." "Ooh!" "Are you an idiot?" "What?" "You don't bet 10, 000 bucks on..." "you can do it, man!" "You guys play with a lot of heart." "And that's what it takes to win two-On-Two tournaments." "Just stay off the ankle." "Okay." "Okay." "Please?" "Please?" "Honey..." "You made the semis!" "Oh!" "Candy, candy, whoa." "Dude!" "Hey, watch his ankle." "Be careful." "Watch the ankle, watch the ankle." "Easy." "Thank you, thank you." "Polly, what are... what are you doing?" "You got the bad ankle." "I heal like Mr. Miyagi in karate kid." "Oh, look at you." "Okay..." "Uh...nothin'" "Oh, okay." "Yu got the stuck chi." "What's that?" "Life force energy." "I got the stuff for that too." "This kimchi." "Cabbage." "Pickled with 100 clove of garlic." "Oh, my god." "That smells like ass." "Please, no." "No, look." "See?" "You know who this remind me of?" "Eighth grade history teacher." "One time..." "Polly, Polly, remember?" "We talked about this." "The filter." "Oh, filter." "Yeah." "Unprofessional." "Unprofessional in the workplace." "Sorry." "Okay." "Okay..." "Sorry." "Okay." "Muscle go dead from stinky smell, and then wake up all happy!" "You see." "So let me guess." "You're, uh, you're betting on the game?" "Polly want a new hybrid suv with fold-Down back seat for car bang-Bang." "That's what i'm talking..." "you can't say bang..." "Listen, chul ho all of a sudden only get turned on..." "Outside." "Like to get busy in a parked car." "You know, he crazy." "But he still have beautiful louisville slugger." "Okay, you steal base easy now." "It's basketball." "We're playing basketball." "Basketball?" "Really?" "I love basketball." "Really?" "You know, polly expert." "Many year ago, when polly younger" "And much tighter, i do wilt." "You know wilt?" "Wilt cha... you did wilt chamberlain?" "I proud to be 1 of 20, 000." "It's Cooper." "But she's a friend of yours." "I can't ask her to do that." "Okay... i'll give her $500." "Piper, she's a professional." "U can't just ask an actor to make something up in the middle of a show." "All she has to do is say, "Hilda!"" "That's the dumbest thing i've ever heard." "Okay, fine." "If that's how it's gonna be." "What?" "Then my career just isn't as important as yours." "I'm not following you." "Look, i want this marriage to be a partnership." "I want what you do to be just as important as what i do." "But we're just dating." "We're married." "And you are not supporting your wife." "No, that's okay." "I'll just never sleep with you--Ever." "Hold on." "No, you don't even want to." "I do." "No, you don't." "No, that is not true." "As a matter of fact," "I think we've known each other plenty long enough, and..." "Maybe we should just... do it." "Okay." "Okay." "If you have your friend say "Hilda."" "Now you only wanna have sex with me if i do you a favor?" "Hello--That's marriage." "Hey, Mike... i am so confused." "About what?" "I don't even know where to start." "Piper?" "Are they all crazy?" "You're just figuring that out?" "Listen, i just got a text from donnie saying that rudy just laid down 500, 000 bucks on us to win." "You okay?" "Uh, yeah." "You sure?" "Yeah." "I'm sure." "Piper, you can tell me." "Shh, no can't." "You're still married, aren't you?" "Yes." "Oh, thank god i'm not crazy." "Tell me." "He won't even sleep with me." "Oh, my god." "I mean, you think you know someone and..." "Delinda, he's not gay." "He just... he just wants to date first," "And he's afraid that if i have sex with him too soon that it's gonna ruin it." "But that's wonderful." "No, it's not." "I marry a man and he acts like a woman?" "By the way, how did you know that we didn't get the annulment?" "I just had a feeling." "I've been going through this whole new hormonal experience." "I mean, the first" "Wave made me a bitch, and the second made me eat, and..." "This wave... i'm clairvoyant." "Yeah." "Hey, Rudy." "Hey, Rudy." "Okay... so here i am." "How's ankle?" "It's fine." "We, uh, we understand that you put 500, 000 bucks on us to win?" "Donnie's got loose lips." "One day, i cut them off." "What happens if we lose?" "You don't lose." "You got no problem." "Yeah, but what if we do... stop." "Negative head is no good." "You sainside your mind, i will win!" "And you will win." "But we can't play under a threat." "Whose threat, huh?" "You show me threat, and i have them crushed like ice..." "We're talking about you, Rudy." "This hurts me." "You know..." "Game is with the wrong ball." "It bounces many different ways." "Anything can happen." "What about the two dead guys?" "Like i say, is dangerous neighborhood." "Hey, go." "Get a good night's sleep." "Kick ass tomorrow, hmm?" "Adios." "Here comes another one]" "Hang in there, baby." "Hang in there." "We gotcha." "Block!" "Illegal block!" "Time, ref." "Time." "Good block!" "Hey, let's bury 'em." "How you doing?" "Okay." "We're going to the finals, baby." "We're going to the finals." "On paper, there's no way we can beat him." "Block was a six-Man for the pistons," "Until he blew out his patella." "And sands was an all-American, until he got busted for drugs." "Hey, anything can happen." "We just gotta get physical with him from the get-Go." "You know, get in their face and stay there." "Well, you have something else going for you." "You'll be playing at home." "Home where?" "Home here." "I convinced the tournament organizers to play the finals on top of our parking garage." "How'd you do that?" "Let's just say i made it worth their while." "But there's no court up there." "The transformation is taking place we speak." "You doing all this for us?" "No." "After the game, they'll come downstairs and play in my casino." "Ah." "How was the show?" "It went absolutely perfect." "Right in the middle of dancing queen, they were like, * blah blah blah, hilda *" "Was she surprised?" "Oh, she was totally surprised." "Next..." "I love Francois Truffaut." "Do you know who he is?" "Frankly, no." "But i could have him here in two hours." "Really?" "Could you?" "That would be quite awesome." "Except for the fact that he's been dead for over 20 years." "So... oh." "Yeah, he's a french film director that, um," "Was probably responsible for the auteur theory of filmmaking." "Hmm, okay." "You don't... you don't know?" "No." "Okay, doesn't make any difference." "Anyway, it's just for the fact that, uh," "He directed a film called day for night" "That i would like to see this evening" "Projected on the wall of the Montecito" "While i'm in the parking lot sitting in a 1952 midnight blue rolls royce" "Silver shadow convertible, drinking lali champagne," "Because that's how i roll." "Okay, so, uh, jacob here will take care of you for the rest of your stay if you need anything." "You better win tomorrow." "Excuse me." "What do you mean we should win tomorrow?" "You putting money on us too?" "Hey, Danny." "Are you kidding me?" "I only bet on sure things," "And from what i hear, you guys are anything but." "Although i do have a few clients who seem to think" "You guys are the second coming of Magic Johnson and Larry Bird." "We'll do our best." "What do you want us to do?" "Oh...well, all indications say that, uh, that's not gonna be good enough." "Go practice." "You had your chance, and you passed." "I passed because i think you're special," "And i wanted this to be perfect!" "That is no excuse for not doing this." "Didn't i get my friend to scream "Hilda"?" "Onstage, in the middle of a show with no characters named Hilda?" "Doesn't that prove something to you?" "No, it doesn't." "Okay." "Here's the deal." "I reserved a suite tonight." "Are you crazy?" "God, you can't do that here." "Everyone's gonna find out." "You, head of security, you should know that." "The suite is at The Palms." "Oh." "Well, that's different." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "I sure hope you're planning on getting a good night's sleep this evening." "You know, with tomorrow being the finals and all." "Yeah." "Yet if i were you, i would just stick to the old routine." "Wouldn't do anything out of the ordinary." "Like what?" "Like having sex." "Mind-Numbing, leg-Weakening, protein-Depleting sex." "Dude, i haven't had sex since we started this tourn... exactly." "And well before that." "Well, i wouldn't go that far." "Focus." "I need you to be a mangy dog out there, okay?" "I need you to keep it in your shorts." "What about you?" "I couldn't have sex if i wanted to." "Mine's pregnant." "Seven months pregnant." "My playground's closed, and i'm frickin' hungry!" "Cuban they're illegal." "Is nice suit." "Custom-Made?" "Do you think i could get inowder blue?" "I don't want anything to happen to my people." "Is that why you call?" "They're good boys." "Excellent at hoops." "Win or lose," "They stay healthy." "I cannot guarantee health." "Mine or yours." "But i would bet on mine." "I have one of those." "What do you use it for?" "Varmints." "Uh... what mean that word?" "Pests." "Ooh, i like you." "You got big, brass balls." "Are you making bets with Donnie Torres?" "Ah..." "He small time for player like me." "He only want big score and then retire." "Never trust." "Loser, man." "You and me, Cooper, we..." "we a lot alike." "Not really." "But ball bounce funny sometime." "No control of that." "Rudy... did you know your visa expired 62 days ago?" "Your student visa." "Whoo!" "You're my only hope." "Not only can your producer whale find me the film, but he can put the projection system together" "That will show it on the side of the building." "What do i look like to you..." "a concierge big-Box store?" "You're supposed to be doing this on your own." "But isn't that what a great concierge is?" "They have the contacts to make the impossible happen." "Uh-Huh, and what's in this for me, other than pissing off an important client?" "All right, i didn't wanna have to do this." "But you gave me no choice." "No." "Yeah, it's a gossip blog that everyone in town reads." "And i will put on that website..." "anonymously, of course..." "That i saw you in the middle of the night a couple weeks ago ming out of a certain" "Big fat greek whale's suite." "No, you didn't." "Yes, i did." "That's impossible." "Well, i was on the same floor," "Coming out of a suite with a rich lawyer from Pasadena." "Oh, really?" "What was i wearing?" "Uh, you were wearing a charcoal gray dolce gabana mini." "You were wearing a gucci snakeskin belt." "D those red patent leather jimmy choo's i love so much." "Well, it was armani, he was drunk, and i had to put him to bed and nothing happened." "Yeah, that's not really how it's gonna sound, though." "You know, you always say perception's everything." "So you're willing to blackmail a friend just to get what you want?" "Mm, you bet your little ass i am." "I like it." "Hey, Danny." "Donnie!" "What's... what's wrong?" "I'm in big trouble, man." "What?" "Rudy put $1 million on you to win in the finals." "I tried to lay off the bet, but no bookie in town would take that action." "I can't cover this bet alone, Danny." "Okay, okay." "Well, don't worry about it." "We'll figure something out." "We'll figure something out." "No, no." "You don't understand." "If i can't cover this bet, Rudy's gonna take me out, danny... that's his m.O." "Well, just tell him that you can't take it now." "There are other people he can set the bet down with, no?" "He won't!" "He's just looking for an excuse!" "He's gonna kill me the same way he killed the other two guys, dan." "Look, Danny..." "it's embarrassing doing this in front of a guy like you, okay?" "Because you have everything." "Hey, you were the golden boy." "But me I peaked in the sixth grade, Danny, okay?" "This is how guys like me, we go out in life." "We go out with a bullet in the back of our head, and we're stuffed in the trunk." "Okay, les see." "You always had my back." "I could always count on you." "So now you can count on me." "All right." "What can i do?" "Lose." "Well, congratulations." "Looks like you won the concierge contest." "It's not over until he checks out in the morning." "Husband and wife." "Yeah." "Wait." "Who is it?" "This is Piper." "Oh, hi, Scott." "I'm glad you led it." "That's it?" "Just an orange juice?" "Freshly squeezed." "Okay, sure. 9:00 a.m. Good night." "What?" "He just wants an orange juice in the morning." "Oh, that's easy." "Your skin is so unbelievably soft." "No, it's a trick." "Your skin?" "No, the orange juice." "Why?" "Because he wants me to know him well enough by now" "To know the exact orange juice that he wants." "Oh, really?" "This isn't going to be easy." "You just squeeze an orange, and the juice comes out." "Yeah, not with this guy." "Why in the world did we ever wait this long?" "This feels so right to me." "Oh, god, there is more to this than meets the eye." "Yeah, that's what... hey, what..." "in order to win this competition," "I have to find the right orange juice." "I'll get you the damn orange juice." "Just... just come back to bed." "Who am i gonna ask to help me?" "I need your help." "Come in" "French food, truffaut, lalique." "Sounds like the guy's a serious francophile." "Which means everything he loves is french, right?" "Mm-Hmm." "But what does it have to do with orange juice?" "There's a little sliver of provence i visited once." "And everywhere," "I mean everywhere, there was the smell of orange blossom." "It's just a guess." "Oh, thanks." "It's going good." "What?" "Me and Mike." "Interesting story." "I, um... well, my mother, when she took me and" "My brother to the south of france to live our father, uh, left us," "Well, she would make us fresh-Squeezed orange juice every day." "With bigaradier apepu oranges," "The only indigenous oranges in France." "So..." "What i would like to know is..." "how the hell did you find them?" "That's not important." "Just as long as you're happy." "You're... you're amazing." "I mean, you're just unbelievably one of a kind." "You do know that i'm really not that guy." "That this is a contest." "Piper, it's a contest." "You won." "Your face is gonna be on the cover of concierge journal magazine" "As the best of the best." "You excited?" "Yeah." "You proud?" "Very." "All right, bump my fist, bu it." "Take it easy." "Ahh." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome!" "The Montecito is proud to present" "The championship game of the Las Vegas two-On-Two basketball tournament!" "How am i doing?" "All right." "His ankle seems to be fine now." "Oh, kimchi treatment always work." "Also good for rough sex." "And good for chlamydia." "You ever have that?" "Uh...no." "No?" "Discharge." "Nasty." "Right now, right now." "Who the hell is that?" "All right, come on." "At the end of the first half..." "you okay?" "32-20." "What's the matter?" "Nothing, i'm just having a bad game." "But you're in the game, dude." "It's the finals, man." "We're gonna go home." "Excuse us, ma'am." "Mr. Donnie Torres." "How's the ankle, Danny?" "What's going on over there?" "Police just arrested your old friend Donnie on a murder charge." "The guys from the first game?" "They found the murder weapon in his apartment." "They also found a betting ledger." "He had $1 million of his own money on the other guys" "What's going on?" "To win." "Hey, come on." "Let's beat these guys!" "All right, guys, let's go!" "Right now, right now." "Come on." "Time out, time out!" "All right." "Eight seconds, gentlemen." "Okay, so...uh..." "We... what do we do?" "We, uh..." "What do you think?" "What do i think?" "Uh-Huh." "Danny, high post." "Mike, back door." "They'll double team you, kick you back out." "Danny'll have all the time in the world for the three." "I'm just saying." "That's a pretty good play." "It's a damn good play." "Let's go, gentlemen." "Let's go!" "Congratulations!" "I can't believe you got it back to me!" "Call me a fool," "But i had a feeling you'd make it this time, baby!" "You guys my Woody and Wesley!" "Aah!" "Ha ha!" "I love you!" "Hey, wait a minute!" "So he hires the two guys from L.A." "They were supposed to throw the next game after ours." "And Donnie was gonna clean up by betting on their opponents." "But we beat 'em instead." "Police think they came to Donnie, tried to blackmail him." "So he killed them and made it look like Rudy did it." "I feel like such an idiot." "Well, you almost were." "How did you know to look at Donnie?" "I just didn't think Rudy would kill every guy that lost him bet." "Hey, if it isn't the best concierge in Las Vegas." "Thank you." "Yes, congratulations." "You know what we should do?" "We should use this." "We should put that on all the advertising, all the brochures." "The whole works." "If that's what you think's best." "You coming over?" "I don't know." "What's your thread count over there?" "I don't get busy in anything under 600." "It's 350, and you'll like it." "Ooh." "Yes, Sir." "See you in 20." "D e S t o presented:" ""2 on 2""