"1x05" " I Think His Name Is Baxter Stockman" " Guys, guys, get in your spot!" " All right, Mikey, but this is the last time!" " But don't flip me this time." " Ate too much cheese." "And now the kid goes for the world record!" "He will attempt to jump three mutant turtles!" "I can't believe he talked us into this." "Ya!" "Booyakasha!" " What is going on in here?" " Sensei!" "Whoa!" "How many times have I told you not to skateboard in the lair?" " None, Sensei." " I shouldn't have to tell you!" "You're right, Sensei." "We definitely should have known better and we deserve to be punished." "Eh, some." "And what do you think would be a fitting punishment?" "Well, uh, we... we should... clean up our mess?" "And then..." "think about what we did." " Yeah." " Sounds about right." " We were wrong." " Wouldn't want to do too much." "No worries." "What about being grounded for a week?" " Oh, I'm not sure that's..." " I'm cool with the thinking." " Really, that's not necessary." " Maybe next time." "You're grounded for a week!" "♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power!" "♪" "♪ Here we go, it's the lean green ninja team ♪" "♪ on the scene, cool teens doing ninja things ♪" "♪ so extreme, out the sewer like laser beams ♪" "♪ get rocked with the shell shock pizza kings ♪" "♪ can't stop these radical dudes ♪" "♪ the secret of the ooze made the chosen few ♪" "♪ emerge from the shadows to make their move ♪" "♪ the good guys win and the bad guys lose. ♪" "♪ Leonardo's the leader in blue ♪" "♪ does anything it takes to get his ninjas through ♪" "♪ Donatello is the fellow has a way with machines ♪" "♪ Raphael's got the most attitude on the team ♪" "♪ Michelangelo, he's one of a kind ♪" "♪ and you know just where to find him when it's party time. ♪" "♪ Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need ♪" "♪ to be one lean mean green incredible team!" "♪" "♪ Teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ teenage mutant ninja turtles ♪" "♪ heroes in a half shell, turtle power!" "♪" "Gah!" "This bites!" "I can't believe we're stuck down here for a whole week!" "Guys, guys!" "You wanna see what I made?" "This is how bored I am." "Yes, Donnie." "I do." "Ok, ok, ok!" "Remember the other day I was scrounging in that military junkyard?" " No." " No." "Well, I found an incredibly advanced A.I. microchip, made from..." "Get this!" "Self-assembled chain-linked copolymers!" "That's my favorite kind of copolymer!" "Mine too!" "And I used it to make this." "The most advanced music player in the world." " Whoa." " Whoa." " So who wants to try it?" " I do!" " Toss me the Tpod." " The Tpod?" "Turtle." "Pod." "Tpod." "I am so good at naming stuff." "You're really gonna plug an advanced piece of military technology directly into Mikey's head?" "What if it melts his brain?" "It won't." "And even if it did, who'd know the difference?" "What?" "What's wrong?" "It's polka!" "Make it stop!" "Make it stop!" "Thanks." " Mm!" "Mm!" " That's it." "I gotta get out of here." "Where are you going?" "We're grounded." "I don't care." "I gotta do something or I'm gonna go nuts!" "Let's find a skate spot!" "Skate spot?" "I'm totally in!" "But what's Splinter gonna say?" ""I don't know what's going on, because they snuck out while I was asleep."" "Heh." "Real mature." "But I'm your leader." "And as your leader, I say nobody's going." "Well as your followers, we're going anyway." "Well as your leader, I'm going with you." "To lead you." "Away from... bad stuff." " What's wrong?" " It's back to polka!" "We've got to get some more tunes on this!" "Hey, Donnie!" "Thanks for all the new songs!" "Wait, what new songs?" "Keep it down, you guys!" "What the...?" "It's got thousands of songs and it keeps downloading new ones every second!" " So?" " So, I didn't program it to do that." "It's reconfiguring itself somehow." "It's that chip!" "Whatever it is, it's awesome!" "Guys!" "We're ninjas, remember?" "We move swiftly and..." "here's the important part  silently." "Whoa!" "Beehive!" "That wasn't very silent, Leo." "Check that out." "Let's grind it." "Who the heck is that guy?" "I don't know." "But he needs a beat down." "Hold on, Raph, we don't know that he's gonna do anything wrong." "He... he could be on his way to... church." "Wearing powered battle armor?" "What kind of church is that?" "A really awesome one!" "Look, it's my call." "I decide who gets a beat down." "That guy needs a beat down." "Stupid shutter!" "It's just kind of sad." "Yeah, I don't know if we should pound him or buy him an ice cream cone." " Halt, villain!" " Huh?" ""Halt, villain?" When did we start talking like that?" "We're heroes." "That..." "that's how heroes talk." "You will feel the fury of my powered battle..." "Holy cow!" "You guys are turtles!" "That's right." "We're the turtles of justice!" "Wow." "I mean, just... wow." "Wait!" "Okay." "Hyah!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "Aah!" "You're not the first to ever throw me in the trash, but I swear that you will be the las..." "Oh, snap!" "Let's go!" " Go, go!" " Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Nice!" "Oww!" "All right." "We made it home!" " Shh!" "It's 2:00 A.M." " And Splinter's still asleep." "This is epic." "It's not epic." "It was a really bad idea." "No, it wasn't." "We got out there and stomped a sleazeball." "So what's the problem?" "Knees higher, Leonardo!" "Extend, Michelangelo!" "Rafael, you call that a Koho Tenkai?" "Because I do not!" "Ya-me!" "Hmm." "Is there something you want to tell me?" "Something we wanna tell you?" "Nope." "You all seem tired." " We're not." " Wide awake." "Fresh as daisies." "So you would not object to a little Randori." "Well..." "I hope you have learned, turtles, that truth isn't the only thing that hurts." "Captain Ryan!" "The rebellion is growing!" "We have to get off this planet!" " No!" " But, Captain..." "I said no!" "We may have started this rebellion by accident, but by the rings of Nebulon, we are going to finish it on purpose!" " Aye, sir!" " Aye, sir!" "Seen this enough times there, chief?" "Would you... shh!" "This is the best part." "We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news." "We've received shocking footage of an assault on the TCRI office complex in Brooklyn." "At last..." "I will have my revenge!" " Who... who are you?" " You'll never know." "I'm the thing that haunts your nightmares!" " I'm the nameless shadow who..." " Baxter?" " No." " Baxter Stockman?" "No!" "Hey, everybody!" "It's Baxter Stockman!" "I think his name is Baxter Stockman." "Is this because I fired you?" "That copy machine was already broken when I..." "I mean..." "I don't know what you're talking about!" "How did he upgrade his armor so fast?" " He has the Tpod?" " Oh, um..." "I might of dropped that during the fight." "You dropped it during the fight?" " Nice goin', Mikey!" " It's your fault!" "How is it my fault?" "You know I can't be trusted with nice things!" "So the A.I. chip is upgrading his armor the same way it upgraded the Tpod?" "And if it keeps going, there's no telling how powerful he'll get." "This has gone way too far." "Have to tell Splinter about this." "What?" "That we turned some nutjob into a super villain?" "Do you know what he'll do to us for that?" "I mean, he pounded us into the ground just for being sleepy!" "Look, we beat Stockman once, we can beat him again." "We track him down, grab the Tpod, and get back here before Splinter knows anything." "If my opinion counts for anything, Donnie's right." " Hey, thanks, Mikey." " But it doesn't." "Didn't think so." "I'm not Baxter Stockman." "I am the Baxman!" "No, no, I am..." "I am the Suitinator!" "Aw, that's terrible!" "Captain..." "Punch-you-hard!" "Why is this so difficult?" "I kinda liked "the Suitinator."" "You guys again?" "All right, Stockman." "Nobody wants to hurt you." "We don't?" "Did I miss a meeting?" " We just want the Tpod." " Give up my source of power?" "Why?" "So you can laugh at me again?" "Throw me in a dumpster?" "Sounds good to me." "What the..." "Get it off!" "Get it off!" "Lasers!" "Run!" "Hey Stockman!" "Incoming!" "What now, genius?" "Thanks." "Hey!" "Ha-ha!" "Oh, yeah!" "Foolish turtles!" "Did you really think you could defeat me?" "Well, yeah." "All my life, people have laughed at me." "The other kids in school, my co-workers, the woman who fixes the copy machine!" "How was I supposed to know you don't pour toner in the top?" "But when they behold the power of this suit, they won't be laughing anymore!" "They'll tremble in terror!" "What's happening?" "Stockman and the Tpod." "They're... merging." "They're becoming one single entity." "The Stockmanpod." "Woo-woo-woo!" "The Stockmanpod's right on top of us!" "Stop calling him that!" "That's a stupid name!" "Split up!" "He can't follow us all!" "No way!" "He's gonna follow me!" " Why would he follow you?" " They always follow me!" "Stop being paranoid and just do it!" "Aah!" "I told you he was gonna follow me!" "Whoo!" "Ha-ha!" "Pizza?" "All right!" "I've got you now!" "Oh yeah?" "Well, I've got..." "hot cheese!" "Is that the best you've..." "Shh, guys, quiet." "You're gonna wake him up." " I'm not making noise." " Shh." " Don't tell me to be quiet." " Shh!" "Sensei!" " And where have you been?" " Nowhere." " How did you get so hurt?" " Oh!" "That!" "Um, well, we were..." "um..." " hit... by a..." " bus?" " Hit by a bus?" " Well, what was I supposed to say?" "Meteor?" "Cow?" "Flying building?" "Enough!" "Tell me what happened." "And then I threw hot cheese in his face and ran away." "Very resourceful, Michelangelo." "But I'm still highly disappointed in you all." "The first rule of being a ninja is "do no harm."" "Unless you mean to do harm." "Then do lots of harm." "You're right, Sensei." "I guess we did make a mess of things." "So... what do you think would be a fitting punishment?" "We need to clean up our mess." "Yes." "You must stop this..." "Stockmanpod." "But, Sensei, that guy's already kicked our shells." "And now he's even more powerful." "How are we supposed to stop him?" "I know!" "I'll hit him really hard!" "Brute force is not the answer." "You will need to rely on your ninja training." "Excuse me, Sensei, but ninjas never had to go up against guys in armor." "I mean ninjas always had to go up against guys in armor." " Nice save." " Sensei, what was their secret?" "They understood that you do not fight the armor." "You fight the man inside." "Why are we all looking at each other?" "Are you sure this is gonna work?" "Like Sensei said." "Don't fight the armor." "Fight the guy inside." "And one thing we know about bad guys, they love chasing Mikey." "Guys!" "Stockmanpod's got... missiles!" "Now who's trembling in terror?" "Whoa!" "Whoa-oh-oh!" " Mikey!" " That's it." "You're going down!" "Raph!" "Gotcha!" "Any last words?" "Just one." " Bees!" " Bees?" "Beeees!" "The Tpod!" "So... we'll call it a tie?" " Wanna call it a tie, Raph?" " Not yet." "No!" "Nooo!" "Now it's a tie." " Yeah!" " Yeah, boy!" "You all showed wisdom and great skill in defeating the Stockmanpod." "I am proud of you all." "Does this mean we're not grounded anymore?" "Yes." "But first..." "Randori!"