"Ooh, you horny little devil." "Okay, tell me exactly what you remember." "Well, you know, it's tough." "We were about to party, and then he tranqed me." "When I came to, my Space Shuttle blueprints were gone." " Space shuttle blueprints?" " I'm a NASA engineer." " I just strip to make ends meet." " Her story checks out." "Good job." "Looks like this stripper has been stripped of her " "Hold on." "I'm so sorry." "Strippers " " This is -- It should be easy." "There's so many options." " Uh..." " Dignity?" "Dignity." "Oh, that's good." "I like that -- "Dignity."" "Looks like this stripper has been stripped of her... dignity." "Well, how about I just say "documents"?" "Diego!" "Diego!" "You still haven't told your fiance you're NTSF?" "No." "He thinks I'm a barista at the Coffee Cup." "That's okay." "My family thinks I'm Cuba Gooding Jr." ""Without shadows, you're not in the light."" "Lady Gaga said that." "And we have one hell of a shadow right now." " Sam?" " Intel suggests that terrorists have stolen the schematics to the Space Shuttle." "What could they want with the Space Shuttle?" "Plutonium." "There are huge plutonium deposits on the Jovian moon Io." "Our terrorists are going to use these blueprints to build a fleet of 1970s-era space shuttles, send them to Jupiter, dig up that plutonium, bring it back, and then design and build a complicated nuclear-detonation device." "Of course." "So simple." "All of San Diego is on the verge of destruction." " What's their target?" " Petco Park." "That wouldn't be so bad the way the Padres are playing." "Typical San Diego." "Back in Alaska, we don't even have outer space." "Luckily, we have this tape." "S.A.M., on-screen." " You got it, boss." " Not human Sam " " Robot S.A.M." "Security-camera footage picked up our tranqer from the strip-club parking lot." "Isolate vector A6." "Rotate." "Zoom in." "Remove occupant." "Frisk." "Enhance pants, vector D7." "Isolate pocket contents." "Enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance, enhance." ""Meet me at the strip club tonight." "It all goes down." "X.O.X.O. V.B."" "I wonder who V.B. is." "Looks like our tranqer isn't working alone." "Good work, S.A.M." "Not human Sam " " Robot S.A.M." "Piper, I want you to find everyone in the United States with the initials V.B." "Alphonse, go to lab." "Get the forensics on the syringe." "Sams, get more information on this stripper." "I'll be roughing up witnesses." "Our children are asking about you." "The minute I step within fifty feet of them, they become targets." " But Dr. Firestone" " Dr. Firestone can go straight to hell!" "There will be no couples' counseling for anyone in San Diego tomorrow if I don't do my job today." "Jessie, what the hell are you wearing?" "Oh, I'm a valkyrie elf queen." "We're LARPing at my house tonight, so I was just getting ready to leave." "Okay, well, this isn't Applebee's." "You can't just clock out whenever you want." " You can't do that at Applebee's." " Exactly." "Now, I need you and the rest of these lab geeks to tell me exactly what you know about this syringe I found at the crime scene." "There's a 99% chance that the" "Based on the tests, there's a 99% chance that the blood on the syringe " "Okay, just give it to me in layman terms!" "The syringe that was taken from the scene was used in the crime." "Hmm." "Things are starting to come to what I like to call "gether."" "S.A.M., look at this." "I just hacked into the stripper's bank account." "She recently made a huge deposit in pesos." "That means she's in on it and the Mexican government is involved." "This is gonna win me major points with Trent." " Trent Hauser." "Leave a message." " Damn, it's going to voice mail." "That's right, Trent." "The Mexican government." "I just figured it all out by myself." "Thank you." "You Judas robot bastard son of a bitch." "Love that S.A.M. -- Robot S.A.M., not human Sam." "Piper, go." "There are over eight million people in the U.S. with the initials V.B." "Well, if the stripper's in on it, maybe she's V.B." "Which means she set the entire thing up." "Let's go get a lap dance of information." "Hold it right there, Sandy Canyons!" " I can't fight a stripper." " I can't not." "No touching!" " Oh, thanks." " That's my tip!" "Looks like your dance is over." "Now talk..." " 'Cause I'm running out of patience." " Okay." "Yeah, I was in on it." "And my name's not really Sandy Canyons." " It's Vagina Brass." " V.B." "The Mexican government paid me to get the space shuttle schematics and make it look like a theft." "How could you betray your country like that?" "They paid me 500,000 pesos." " That's less than $4,000." " What?" "!" "Really?" "Looks like we're going to Mexico." "What do you got?" "Trent, I forbid you to go to Mexico." "The peace treaty hasn't been broken in months." " But they have the Space Shuttle plans." " I know, but this ain't Applebee's." "You can't just do whatever you want." "Well, you can't just do whatever you want at Applebee's, either." "Exactly." "Anyway, you're forbidden from going to Mexico." " Wait." "Did you just wink?" " Did I?" "I don't know." "I can't tell." "Let's just say I got something in my eye." "All right." "Something was just in your eye." "Just go to Mexico, dummy." "If we're going to Mexico, we need to go undercover." "Let's call in the big guns." "Okay, follow my lead." "Excuse me, mates." "Just wondering if me and my two students could take a tour of your facility." " No hablo inglés." " Let's do this." "Great work, guys." "I'll see you back at the H.Q." "No!" "The karate twins!" "Wake up, amigo." "Huh?" "What?" "Mexican president Filipe Calderón." "Up to your old tricks, I see." "One day, you will learn that there is nothing you can do to stop me." "Well, today's not gonna be that day." "That " " I learned that today." "Uhh!" "For years, Mexico has been ridiculed for two things:" "Lack of a space program..." "And low attendance at our baseball games." "But very soon, we will be on top in both." "What are you gonna do?" "Kill me?" "Not yet, amigo." "No, that would be far too easy." "You see, when my construction is completed in two to five years," "I will place you inside a rocket booster..." "And burn you alive!" "Well, it seems like I'm gonna be here for a while." "Mind if I stretch my legs?" "Caution." "Caution." "Zero gravity engaged." "Idiots!" "I told them to remove these tools!" "Aah!" "¡Ay!" "¡Dios mío!" "¡Ay!" "Oh, no!" "Trent." "Ay, mira." "Looks like one small step for man, one giant stab for mankind." ""Life isn't about surviving stormy weather, but rather dancing in the rain."" "Taylor Swift, 2010." "And what a dance it was." "Filipe Calderón is in captivity and will be tortured for a very long time." "We have installed a look-alike in his place as usual, and we have managed to save San Diego from becoming a second-rate city once again." "Well, I'll tell you one thing about San Diego." "I don't like the food, I don't like the weather, I don't like the people." "I still don't understand how the Mexicans got the jump on Trent and the karate twins." "That can only mean one thing:" "Someone at NTSF is a mole."