" Earth." "Birth place of the human race." "A species much like our own." "Capable of great compassion... 17,000 BC." "and great violence." "For in our quest to protect the humans, a deeper revelation dawns." "Our worlds have met before." "Here, here." "Transformers:" "Revenge of The Fallen" "Shanghai, China, 22:14, Today" " Breaking news at Shanghai." " There's been a major toxic spill on the Shanghai Central District." "" " Citizens today" " For today," " our topic that's a developing story for you," "we will bring you any new information" "as we get it..." "Pentagon:" "NEST Central Command" " What's the status?" " Sea hawks approaching target." "Three minutes until evacuation's complete, sir." "Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed." "One mile radius." "Alright, give NEST team the go." "Black Hawks, clear to land." "# Ding-a-ling, come out and get your ice cream #" "Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whooping." "[Popsicles]" "For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots" "has taken refuge here under my command." "Arcees, get ready to launch." "We're locked and loaded." " Together, we form an alliance with the humans." "A secret, a brave squad of soldiers." "Alright, listen up" "Time is covering this story as toxic spill." "They had to evac the area for search and rescue." "This makes six enemy contacts in eight months." "We gotta make sure this one does not get out the public eyes so keep it tight." " A classified strike team called NEST." "We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes," " hiding in different countries around the globe." "Rolling Alpha through Echo now." "Alright, Ironhide." "We got echoes." "Vamos." "To the stacks." "Two o'clock." "He's here." "I smell him." "It's close." "It's getting closer." "Oh, no." "What do we got?" "It's three ripple." "Alright, everybody, be steady." "We're right on top of it." "Ease on fire." "Hand to one." "Requesting fire mission now!" "Gunships on station." "Rolling hot." "We intercepted a Decepticon." "Arcee twins, target coming your way." "Watch out!" "I screwed that up." "I'm okay, I'm alright." "This is kinda bad, man." "What's wrong with you?" "Three inside swipe." "Clear the path." "Damn, I'm good." "Air support, we need Big Booter delivered and dropped now." "Code 9-A..." "Dropping in five, four, three, two, one." "Autobots, I'm in pursuit." "Pull over." "Punk-ass Decepticon, any last words?" "This is not your planet to rule." "The Fallen shall rise again." "That doesn't sound good." "Not today." "Come on, let's go." "All hands on deck." "Frankie, Mojo, out." "Come on, kiddo," " we're on a schedule here." " Slow down, Dad." "Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me, huh?" "Did you rent the room out?" "No, I got other ideas for your room and it rhymes with home theater." "Look what I found." "It's your little baby booties." "Oh, Ma..." "Oh my little baby, booty boy, you can't go." "." "You see this, Dad?" "That's not how you're supposed to react when the fruit of your loins goes out on patrol to prep for himself, okay?" "Yeah, my heart breaks for you, pal." "College, bummer." "You have to come home every holiday, not just big ones." "You have to come home for Halloween." "I can't come home for Halloween, Mom." " We'll come to you." " No, we're not going anywhere." " You dress up, we'll be in costumes." " You-You can't do that." "Would you let the kid breathe, for crying out loud?" "Come on, go, pack!" "There's no way you're packed for a month long trip." "Come on!" "Chop-chop." "Let's go!" "March, young lady." "Oh, oh, Dad!" "I love you when you call me young lady, you dirty old man." "Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet." " Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa!" " What?" "I'm watching what you're doing, Dad." "It's not a rap video." "Just like a coach thing, you know." "That's a really creepy move just now, Dad." "Look, you're the hero, uh..." "Your mother and me are really, really proud of you." "You're the first Witwicky ever to go to college." "Now I'm crying again." "This sucks!" "You're gonna be okay, Ma." "Now this is going to be, uh... you know, hard for her to... accept that her boy's all grown up, you know." "Going out to handle the world on his own." " You okay, Pop?" " Yeah." "Mojo, no dominating Frankie!" "Get the hell of the couch, ya filthy beasts!" "Wow." "You see a lot of that in college too." "What are you talking about, Dad?" "There's gonna be a lot of women there." "Yeah, well, I'm the one-woman kind of guy." "Look, Mikaela is the greatest, but you gotta give each other room to grow, okay?" "You're no different than any other couple your age." "Till we discovered an alien race together." "How long are you gonna be riding that scooter?" "Dad, listen, I know what the odds are." "We're the exception, okay?" "Wait a second..." " Oh, who could that be?" " Two weeks, it could be Muffy." "Hey, beautiful." "" " I'm breaking up with you, Sam." " Really?" "sure?" "I don't hear a lot of conviction." "Well, I am, okay?" "So there's no reason for me to come say goodbye to you." "Wow, you almost sounded serious that time." "Guess what?" "I made you a long-distance relationship kit." "Yeah, I got you a webcam so we can chat 24/7." "All Witwicky all the time." "I got you a couple of souvenirs" "that you bet that cannot be mentioned on cell phone." "Some mixes and candles and stuff..." "Sounds cute, I can't wait." "Oh, hey!" "You want the infamous D-Day shirt?" "You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?" "Yeah, of course I kept it, Mikaela." "It's like my Superbowl jersey." "I bled in this thing." "Wow, you're pretty confident, huh?" "No, it's not that." "It's just that my low self-esteem's at an all-time high." "Do you think your little box of souvenirs is gonna keep me from leaving you?" "You really should come with me, they got cheap apartments in campus." "Well, that's not gonna happen until I get my man child father rushed out of prison, back on his feet." "I heard that." "Where did you put the clutch covers?" "Next to the cam shafts." "I love it when you say cam shafts." "Whisper it to me." "Cam shafts." "God, I hate you." "It's my Witwicky charm." "Wait, hold on." "Wait, hold on a second." "I guess we're not breaking up." "I'll be over in 20 min." "Mikaela..." "I think this little bit Cube got stuck on my shirt." "Sam?" "Oh God!" "It's a fire!" "Dad, we got a fire!" "Fire!" "Ron, did you know it was gonna be this hard?" "C-Can you just stop?" " Yeah, okay, I'll stop." " Just wait..." " You carry this shit." " I'll--I'll..." " Wow!" " You know what?" "I don't wanna go anywhere with you." "I don't wanna go to France with you." "I don't wanna go around the corner with you." " Alright, fine." " I'm just going back inside." "I'll call you from Paris." "What is all the racket?" " Whoa." " Sam?" " Whoa, whoa." " Dad..." " What was that?" " It's the whole kitchen!" "Help me..." "Oh my" "Bumblebee!" "Oh, jeez!" "Phone 9-1-1." "Bumblebee!" "Get in the garage." "What the frick is happening?" "What happened to restraint, man?" "Just go in the garage, quietly please?" "Holy mother!" "Oh, my God!" "I--In the garage, now!" "Power's out!" "Get the cops out!" "Come on, you guys." "What are you waiting for?" "My house is on fire!" " What happened?" " Come here." "Listen, I need you to take the Cube sliver." "Put it in your purse, right now." " Sam Witwicky..." " Yes, Mom." " A word with you." " Yeah." " Hi, Mikaela." " Hi." " I have a bald spot." " Oh." " An old furnace, I think." " Become a waffle iron." "When you go, he goes." "I cannot live with this psychotic alien in my garage." "Judy, shh." "National security." "Look, if we stay quiet, they're gonna take care of everything." "Just consider this the official start of a remodel, okay?" "Fine." "If the government's paying, I want a pool..." " and a hot tub." " Fine." "Okay." "And I'm gonna skinny-dip and you can't say shit about it!" "Yeah, you know you're a tool." " He's having voice problems." " He's playing it up." "Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?" "I'm so excited" "Hey." "I'm not taking you with me." "I wanna wait outside, okay?" "I wanted to tell you about this earlier." "It's just that" " You know," "Here's the thing." "Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars." "I know, and if it was up to me, I'd take you with me, but it's not, Bee." "Look, you're an Autobot." "You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage." "I mean, you're suffocating in here." "You deserve better than this." "This is hard enough, man, don't make it harder." "Can you just look at me, please?" "Come on, big guy." "Look, the guardian thing is done, okay?" "You did your job." "Look, I'm safe now." "You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others." "I just want to be normal, Bee." "That's why I'm going to college." "I can't do that with you." "It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee." "Come on, don't do that." "Bee." "You're killing me, Bee." "But you'll always be my first car." "Love you, Bee." "Wow!" "Between state farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of." " You got dirt all over you." " Stop, stop." " What?" " It's--I'm okay." "Well, look." "So you think you can make it through those East Coast winners without me?" "You're like the best thing that ever happened to me." "And?" " And I'll do anything for you." " And?" " I think Sam's about to say the L word." " Let's go, kiddo." "Nice timing, Dad." "I... adore you." "That's not the word that I wanna hear right now." "What are you talking about?" "It's the same word as the other word." " It's not the same word." " Look, if I said the other word now, you forced me to say won't mean anything." "Plus, you haven't said it either." "So don't get mad at me for not saying it." "Yeah, but I haven't said it because guys always run when you say it first." "Yeah, well, so do girls." "Especially, girls like you with options." "So this is all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested?" "Can be." "Ain't those working?" "Have a kiss." "We'll make it work, I promise." "[SONG:" "Never Say Never BAND:" "The Fray]" "The female has the Cube fragment." "Soundwave acknowledges." "Pursue her." "Retrieve it." "NEST:" "Secret Operations, Diego Garcia, Indian Ocean" "Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Hello." "Those are nice." "Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time." "Yes, oh, yeah." "Look here." "Come on, let me call right here." "Time to get my sexy on with the green." "Green?" "Oh no," "Green is mine, I call green." "Be my body." " I got the green." " That hurt, man." "It's supposed to hurt." "It's an ass kicking." "Director Galloway, what an honor." "Let me show you around but you gotta be in the classified access list." "I am now." "Presidential order, Major." "I got a message for your classified space buddies." "You guys made a mess at Shanghai." "Alright, so this is where we communicate with the JCS." "And this area serves as the Autobots' hangar." "Secured line to JCS is up, Major." "US Military Satellite" "Secured line to the Pentagon now." "Saw the Shanghai op." "It was a rough day." "Yes, sir." "We have intel that I believe warns an immediate debrief." "Now with your permission, I can't let you see him" "but I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots." "Proceed." "You gotta wonder." "God made us in his image." "Who made him?" "General, our alliance has countermanded 6 Decepticon incursions this year." "Each on a different continent." "They're clearly searching around the world for something." "But last night's encounter came with a warning:" "The Fallen shall rise again." ""The Fallen." Meaning what?" "Origin:" "Unknown." "They only recorded" "history of our race was contained within the All-Spark," "lost with its destruction." "Excuse me!" "With this so-called "All-Spark" now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?" "Director Galloway, our national security advisor." "The President just appointed him liasion." " Well, I guess I didn't get that memo." "Forgive the interruption, General." "Excuse me, coming through." "Excuse me, excuse me..." "After all the damage in Shanghai," "the President is, uh... hard-pressed to say the job's getting done." "Now, under the classified Alien Autobot Cooperation Act," "you are agreeing to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry." "We've witnessed your human capacity for war." "It would absolutely bring more harm than good." "But who are you to judge what's best for us?" "With all due respect, we've been fighting side-by-side in the field for two years." "We've shared blood, sweat and precious metal together." "Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk." "Don't tempt me." "And the, uh..." " The newest members of your team..." " Easy..." "I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space." "An open invitation to come to Earth," "vetted by no one at the White House." "Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway." "It was vetted right here." "And in my experience, the judgement of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach." "Well be that as it may, General, it is the position of the President" "that when our national security is at stake," "no one is above reproach." "Now, what do we know so far?" "We know that the enemy leader," "classified NBE-1, AKA Megatron," "is resting in peace" "at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss," "surrounded by SOSIS* detection nets" "and a full-time submarine surveillance." "We also know that" "the only remaining piece of your alien All-Spark" "is locked in an electromagnetic vault," "here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world." "Decepticons, we have located the shard." "And since no one... can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there--there's only one clear conclusion:" "You." "The Autobots." "They're here to hunt you." "What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that?" ""The Fallen... shall rise again"?" "Sounds to me like something's coming." "So let me ask if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served- by denying you further asylum on our planet," "will you leave peacefully?" "Freedom is your right." "If you make that request, we will honor it." "But before your president decides, please ask him this:" "What if we leave and you are wrong?" "That's a good question." "Oh, my gosh, look at this place!" "I feel smarter already." "Ron, can you smell it?" "Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year." "Okay, cheapo." "Go ahead, we'll, uh..." "We'll get your stuff." "Just go ahead and check out your room." "[SONG: 21 Guns BAND:" "Green Day]" " Hey." " Hey." "You must be Sam, right?" "I'm Leo." "Hey." "Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib." "Do you want this side or that side?" " That side." " I already chose that side." "You know what this is?" "This is the awkward moment." "Yeah, so you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy," "I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy, balanced and medicated enough for another curl space." "Good personal hygiene won't stab me in my sleep." "Good criminal record won't steal anything." " Including girlfriends." " Especially girlfriends." " You got a girlfriend?" " I do." " You?" " No, not a chance." " You're a techie?" " Hmm." "Sweet." " Sharsky, Fassbinder, where we at?" " Server's almost online, Leo." "It works up and running." "Beautiful, that's what I like to hear." " That's Sharsky, that's Spastik," " Hey, dude." "my I.T. gurus." "That's me, I'm sure you've heard of it." " No, I haven't." " Well, that sucks." " What is all this for?" " See, look..." "Call me gross, I wanna be a baby billionaire." "Kitten calendars." "It's where it started." "Look at me now." "Got our dreams, bro." "Leo, we got some bad news in Shanghai." "Post it, baby." "Go, go, go!" "FTJ, FTJ!" " It's clean." " What's FTJ?" " Fuel the jet, fuel the jet." " FTJ, FTJ." " This is it." "Did you see that?" " Wow." "Okay, this half of Shanghai gets rigged when China says gas leak." "Don't believe the hype, bro." "Just like the alien robots in LA two years ago that everyone covered up." "Yeah, I saw these robots and they did this, like, firing thing and they came down and twisted this woman" " and she was like" " Looks fake to me." "Dude, it's not fake." "The Internet's pure truth." " Neither does it lie." " It looks fake." "No, man, I've seen them." "They are like these, uh, robots..." "Look, look, look, it's fake." "Anybody can do it on any computer, okay?" "And I wasn't, uh... there." "So I can't comment or speculate." " Oh, no." " "Comment and speculate"?" "We're supposed to go habitate?" "No, listen, okay." "Don't be sucking the sack, bro." " Whose sack?" " Look, the ball sack." " Dude, what kind of tool are you?" " Mainstream media sack." "They're lying to us, alright." " It's aliens, man." " Okay, okay." "Follow me." "Uh-oh." "Uh, Leo." "Bad news, we just got scooped." "The video's already up on GeoBoard." "Damn..." "No!" "Robo-Warrior has a main competition, our conspiracy step." "Effing was my effing idea." "He stole it." "He's been looking to my site and thieving hits for ever!" "By the way, I read your file." "I'm poor, you're poor..." "We're gonna fix that, alright?" "You work for me now." "I work for you now?" "That's incredible." "It's first day of college," "I got a career, a dinky internet firm, with a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff." "You're mocking my life's work, Samuel?" "Huh?" "That's your one warning patrolling, dude." "Don't make me that fast *** 'cause I'll do it." "Hey alright, listen." "It's getting a little intense in my room." " Can I switch now?" " Oh, sad face, 3-12." "No switching, no treating." "Let's turn that mouth upside-down, okay?" " Oh, here we go." " Hey, hi." "It's just like Hogwarts." "Hi!" "Is this co-ed?" "This is a co-ed dorm." "Do you guys want to meet my roommates?" " Yeah." " 'Cause they're real swell guys." " Here is Leo." " We're the Witwicky." " I'm Leo." " I'm Judy." "Hey, you have a great son." "You really do." "Oh, well aren't you the sweetest thing?" "He's real sweet, Ma." "What is that in your hand, by the way?" "Oh, I got this at the bake sale for the environment that those boys were having." "You know, you don't often see white boys with the dreadlocks." " Mom." " Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian" " green for the environment." " Jud--Can you please drop it?" "Yeah, then they baked it with reefer in it." " No, it's canna" " Hey!" " Please give me." "Hey!" "It's my cheap day." "I can eat whatever I want." "Please God, I'm gonna freak out." "Please do something right now, Dad." " Please do something right now." " Okay, okay." "Out of my way, you wild hair!" "I can eat all the freaking brownies I want!" "Sorry, fellas." "I'm sorry and you're welcome." "Oh my God... the house is on fire..." "We call it the Hot Freshmen 55." "Sharsky hacked campus house and stacked the dorm with pretty beddies." "Wow." "Nice." "Oh, my God." "It's her." "She's coming." "She sees me, she sees me." "She's high for me on one on my to-do list.*" "Do not bird-dog my credit, you hear me?" "*" "Pretty girls." "Hey, you." "My son lives in this dorm." "You should go make friends with him," " he's bad." " Bless she ain't my mama." "And he recently had his cherry popped." "He didn't know I was in the house." " I heard it all." " Hey, hey, hey." "There he is!" "Oh, you might get into my closet and dress up like boy spice." "Hey, and his car is a talking robot!" "No, like a..." "like a GPS, All-Star." " Okay." " All-Star." "Frisbee." "Whoo!" "No, Dad." "Dad, you're just gonna let her run around school." " Are you alright?" " Whoa." "Give me." "Are you crazy?" "Judy, Judy." "Just--Just put it" " Just put it down." "You gotta control your mother." "I wasn't doing this." "Hey, Professor." "I'd do anything for an A." "Alright, Grace..." "Looks like we got some snacks in the car." "Let's go." " Whoo!" " Did you get the booties?" "Yes, Dad, I got the booties!" " Alright, alright." " Oh my God, I'm upside-down!" "Black Light in X-Trait." "This is Black Light in Tango." "Breach in B-14." "Go, go, go, go, go!" "The Shard is gone." "Take him down!" " Open fire." " Get down!" "The first frat party's the game change of boys, we're hunting in the wild now, so get your game faces on." "I can't stay long, I have a webcam date with my girlfriend." " That's so cool." " No, it's not." "SONG:" "Burning Down The House BAND:" "The Used" "While he's making up with his MacBook," "I'm gonna be dating my spitzy, freaky freak on." " Let's roll." " She's hot." "We're, uh..." "We're hunting." " See you, darling." " Bye, Dad." "Okay." "This is our first live chat date." "Never done it before." "I'm kind of nervous." " Are you okay?" " No, uh..." "I was getting a napkin for my drink." "Thanks." "Cheers!" " You're Sam, right?" " Yeah." "I wanna dance." "Like--like dancing?" "Like a pairing?" "Like a duo, like a coupling?" "'Cause I'm in a permanently, semi" " I'm in a relationship, kind of." " Oh, relax." "I just want to have some fun." "Oh, just some fun?" "Oh yeah, okay." "Let's play some checkers." "You can sit over there, and, uh..." " Oh my God." " So how about tonight, you pretend I'm your girlfriend and I pretend that you're my boyfriend." "Hey!" "Who broke the frickin' yellow Camaro?" "Huh?" "There's a car on the run." "[SONG:" "Burn It To The Ground BAND:" "Nickleback]" "What are you doing?" "Houston, we have a problem." " What is it?" " Freshman!" " Yeah." " Is that your car on our bushes?" "No, there's a friend of mine who just went to a ** who went to get you a tighter shirt." "There isn't a tighter shirt." "We checked." "Now how about I park my foot in your ass?" "What size shoe do you wear?" " Yeah, oh, you ain't" " Hold on, hold" " Whoa!" "Are you--Are you trying?" "I'm gonna back it up right now." "Get it out of here." "You have a ride?" "Bro, why you holding onto us?" "I've only known you 17 hours." "This is gonna really change our lives." "You have no idea." "I love Camaros." " I can't do this right now, okay?" " Don't be a wimp." "Oh, God." " My first car was my Dad's '92 Z-28." " Yeah?" "Fuel-injected." "The roar of the engine." "It just...tickles me." "We shouldn't, uh, stare..." "I mean, share stories... to each other at all." "Come on, Sam." "Just one ride..." "[SONG:" "Your Cheatin' Heart ARTIST:" "Frank Williams]" "[SONG:" "The Jaws Theme COMPOSER:" "John Williams]" "Don't." "Don't." "[SONG:" "Super Freak ARTIST:" "Rick James]" "Is your radio broke?" " No, my concentration is" " We're not cheating." "Not yet." "Something wrong here?" "Ow!" "Oh, God!" "You okay?" "I really don't know what to tell you, this car" " It just has a lot of problems." "A lot of prob" "Oh, God." "Oh, it's in my mouth." "Oh..." "Are you okay?" "I got wetnaps." "I got wetnaps for your face." "Hold on." "I'm so sorry!" "What are you doing?" "You won't give me a day, huh?" " You won't give me one day in college." " I'm sorry, Sam." "But the last fragment of the All-Spark was stolen." "Like what?" "Like Decepticon-stolen?" "We placed it under human protection at your government's request." "But I'm here for your help, Sam." "Because your leaders believed we brought vengeance upon your planet." "Perhaps they are right." "That is why they must be reminded by another human of the trust we share." " This isn't my war." " Not yet." "But I fear it soon will be." "Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron." "Whole generations lost." "I know and I-I wanna help you." "I do." "But I'm not some alien ambassador." "You know, I'm a normal kid with normal problems." "I am where I'm supposed to be." "I'm sorry, I" "I really am." "Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." "You're Optimus Prime." "You don't need me." "We do... more than you know." "North Atlantic, 07:13 AM" "USS Topeka SSN-754" "New contact, bearing 214 and possible hostile confirmed for Project Beat Six drop-point." " What you got?" " Sue, pull five contacts." "5,000 feet." "Diving fast." "There's isn't anything that dives that deep that fast." " Man battle stations." " Sealer One, man battle stations." "Helm, not pull rudder, all ahead two-thirds." "Dive, go deep." "The NEST protecting NBE-1 are screaming, sir." "That is 9,300 fathoms down." " And no confirmed DSRVs on sight?" " None, sir." "Then, people, we've got a problem." "Kill such little one." "Sea shard, make Energon." "Prime sonar now holds six contacts and they're coming up fast." "Man collisional arm *** *** are 500 feet." "Let's get out of here." "Angel Six," "we got six hostiles coming up." " Collision imminent." "Portside-- - 100 feet." "Brace for impact." "Starscream, I'm home." "Behold, Megatron, I was so relieved to hear of your... resurrection." "You left me to die, you pathetic insect!" "Only to help spawn our new army, the Fallen decrees it, after all, in your absence, someone had to take command." "You... are so disappointing." "Even in death, there's no command but mine." "My master, I failed you on Earth." "The All-Spark is destroyed, and without it, our race will perish." "You have much to learn, my disciple." "The Cube is merely a vessel." "It's power, it's knowledge can never be destroyed." "It can only transform." " How is that possible?" " It has been absorbed by the human child." "The key to saving our race now lies within his mind." "Well then, let me strip the very flesh from his body." "And you will, my apprentice, in time." "For millennia, I have dreamed of my return to that wretched planet, where I too was once betrayed by the Primes I called my brothers." "Only a Prime can defeat me, and now only one remains." "Optimus." "He protects the boy." "Then the boy will lead us to him and revenge will be ours." "Yes." "The boy will not escape us." "We have him in our sights." "Without more Energon, hatchlings will keep dying." "Space, time, gravity." " Thank you." " Finish that for me." "We're going on a journey together, you and I, today." "All you, eager nubile young minds on the very cusp of adulthood." "And I shall be your consort, your guide, your chaperone, into the heart of darkness." "Welcome to Astronomy 101." "For what do we know about the stars?" "Virgo... the virgin." "Orion, the great hunter." "These are no mere twinkling diamonds for lovely maidens to wish upon." "No, they are diamond, filled with a throbbing, savage and hemped-up energy." "Behold the work of Albert Einstein, a professor once, like moi," " energy, in its mass temp" " What are you doing?" "Put your hand down, put your hand down." "Young man, there are no questions until I've reached the climax of my lecture." "I've just finished your book." "There's only one problem:" "Einstein's wrong." "Energy doesn't go mass times velocity light square in this dimension." "What about the other 17 while we're impossible to give 17?" "A clear example:" "Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in class" "Young man, I will not be punked in front of the dean." "No, this is my universe here." "Do you understand?" "I am the Alpha and the Omega." " Get out of my class." " Yes, sir." "Any one else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?" "Hi, Bones." "Hi!" "Hi!" "Oh yes, that's a good boy." "Oh, what a good boy, you are." "Hey, Bones." "You hungry?" "Here you go." " Yes, Samuel." " Hello?" "Mikaela." "I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date." "Something just happened to me, okay?" "" " Wait, you finally hit puberty?" " No, no, no," "Stop laughing." "This is serious." "Okay, remember I was telling you about my great-great-grandfather, Archibald Witwicky?" "Do you remember?" "Watch where you're supposed to go!" "Okay, remember I was telling you about, okay..." "Can you stop..." "Watch the foot!" "Watch your foot!" "Mikaela, okay, my great-great-grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?" "And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him and he started seeing these crazy symbols, okay." "Well, now I'm seeing them too." "Excuse me." "I just read a 903-page astronomy book at 32.6 seconds and had a meltdown in the middle of my class." "I am seeing symbols ever since I" " Since what?" " Ever since I touched the Cube sliver." "Do you have it?" "No, how about it's in the shop safe?" "It's fine." "Mi--Mikaela, do not touch it, okay?" "Don't touch it." "I'm not gonna touch it," "Sam, it's fine." "It's locked away, no one knows where it is." "But I do." "You're hot, but you're ain't too bright." "There we go." "Oh, big son of a bitch!" "What are you looking at, Slobberpuss?" "Ah, what the" "This is a fricking House of Horrors." "Hold on." "Is that the best you got, huh?" "Is that the best you can do?" "What are you doing here, you little freak?" "Ow, that's my eye, you crazy bitch!" "You gotta talk now?" "I..." "I seek knowledge of the Cube." "The Fallen demands me." "What knowledge?" "You got the shot, I need the shot, give me the shot, I need the shot." "Give me the shot, they're gonna whack me," "I'm gonna be dead without that shot." "Easy Warrior Goddess, I'm just a little salvage scrap drone." " Then I'm your worst nightmare." " Ow, ow, ow, ow!" "Hey, hey!" "" " What the hell was that?" " I'll tell you later, just not on open phone line, okay?" "I'm gonna get on a plane right now." "I'll be there later this afternoon." "Just be careful, Sam." "And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?" "Yeah, a large box!" " No." " Good." "Major, incoming SOS from Autobots." "Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion." "Vicinity eastern United States, sir." " As in how many?" " Unclear, sir." "Well, get clear." "Autobots on the move." "Splitting into two teams, sir." "They're altering their course and they're heading to New York and Philadelphia." "Full weapons deployment." "Wheels up in 20 minutes!" "Flight Chairman throughout West Beverly Hills.*" "Alicia, mi amor (my love), can I interest you in an 18 inch Zookeeper's Special?" "Extra large double cheese with every known animal as a topping." "Basically it's 18 inches of meat." "Oh, so you're a vegetarian." "Alright, it's cool." "I am too." "Is Sam home?" "Sam..." "I think he died but... why don't we check?" " Here we are." " Hey." "Have you ever had a song stuck in your ears?" "It's like the worst song ever, but you can't help whistle it or sing it." "It's like, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself, repeats itself..." "Kitten calendar, kitten calendar," " kitten calendar, kitten calendar," " Dude," " kitten calendar, kitten calendar," " What the F?" "I know you're freaking out." "Don't freak out, don't freak out." "Easy fix." "Puzzle, code, in my head." "Now it's on the walls." "Everything is good." "This is the part that" "Okay, what were you saying?" "Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this." "Let's go." " Get out." " What?" "Wait, wait, wait." "C-Can I just sit and watch?" "I-I'll eat my pizza quietly." "Sam, I knew there were something special about you." "Really?" "And I know you know what happens when two people in the room get together... they're genuinely amazing... in bed." " Thank you." " No problem." "Alright, listen, hold on." "Boundaries." "Flight on the plane." "Okay, I'm very ticklish." " You have the need, Sam." "Relax!" " Why?" "Oh, jeez!" "Uh, what about this economy?" "It's crazy, isn't it?" " You are very aggressive." " Just relax." "You want some jerky meatloaf?" "Sam?" "S u B Z ~ V e R d i K T [Kept to prevent duplicate files]" "Mikaela." "Is that your girlfriend?" "Ex." "Mikaela, wait..." "I can explain every" "Sam, your bed-buddy, Alice." "What" " It's coming!" " This is an alien robot." " You gotta move." "Just run." " They're real?" "Oh my God, I can't believe I once had sex with her in my dream." "I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam." "Look, it's not my fault, okay?" "Listen, listen." "I'm a victim." "Oh, you were a victim?" "Of what?" " Of what?" "A little 80-pound girl" " Of--Of..." "It's like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox." "You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth." " I didn't." " You did." "Look, you ever had your stomach tounged by a mountain ox with a 5-foot tong?" "It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela." "And it smelled like--like diesel." "Like a diesel." "We didn't do it." "You're such a little girl." "You have ten seconds of silence, right now." "I'm not talking to you for ten seconds." "No, you can't give me the silence." "You know what?" "I'm not talking to you for ten seconds." "You have three seconds left." "You know, what?" "You can give me the silence you want, all you want but you can't give me the talking..." "W-What were you gonna say?" "I hope you had a lot of fun because this" "This is over!" "Did she manage to get into your mouth with that thing, bro?" "She did it, she went in it?" "There are some embryo aliens ...gestating inside of you." "They re growing right now, bro." "You need to vomit right now." "Yak it, yak it." " Right now!" " Who are you?" "I am the only one ** speaks today, okay?" "I'm the key to this." "The aliens, they want me because of my site." "Whoa!" "Run!" "Mikaela!" "Watch out." "We get in." "It's a bomb!" "We gotta get that box." "This way." "Hey, let me out, let me out!" "Oh my God, you know to hot-wire a car?" " That's so hot." " Drive, drive, drive." "She went there, she went there!" "W-wait!" "They can...." "Cut, cut, cut." "Oh God!" "Kiss this, bitch." "Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive." "Okay, so what else's going right now, alright, did you guys just mess with the minor details?" "The thing you saw back there - that was a little babe." "Whoa!" "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Sam!" " Sam!" " Hold on!" "Hold on." "Sam!" "I don't want to die!" "We're going to die!" "Oh my God!" "Oh, Jesus!" "Oh, jeez!" "Come here, boy." "Closer." "Okay." " You remember me, don't you?" " I did what you said, okay?" " Just don't hurt us." " Shut up!" "Sam!" "It feels good to grab your flesh." "I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully." "But first, we have some delicate work to do." "I could snap your limbs off." "Doctor, examine this alien specimen." "Sick of your face now." "Go that way." "A wormy that's crabby" " Oh, there they are." " That's what I'm seeing in my head." "These symbols can lead us to the Energon source." "We must tear the brain!" "Brain?" "What does he mean by my brain?" "Well, you have something on your mind." " Something I need." " Hold on." "I know you're pissed.I know you're pissed." "Because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable." "Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too." "I think that we have an opportunity here- to start a new and--and develop our relationship, and--and, see where it leads us, okay?" "So you just call doctor off," "I'll let you talk in five seconds." "W-Wait..." "Go, go." "Go, go, go." "Sam!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Here he comes!" "Hide, Sam!" "Hide." "Weak." "Puny." "Voiced-up." "Junkyard drone." "Decepticons!" "Come here, boy." "There is another source of Energon hidden on this planet." "The boy can lead us to it." "Optimus!" "Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?" "Op, get up!" "You'll never stop at one." "I'll take you all alive." "Sam, where are you?" "You are so weak." "At last, Prime is dead." "Sam, run." "Autobots, attack!" "Bumblebee, get them out of here." "This is Lennox." "That went well." "Lost the boy, Master." "The Autobots must be shielding the signals." " I can't even rely on you." " Sorry." "No." "What a simple insect!" " What insect amongst severed billion" " Shut up." "It could be anywhere." "Then we will force them to find him for us." "It's time for the world to know of our presence." "No more disguises, no mercy!" "Time has come for my master's arrival." "Decepticons, mobilise." "It is time." "Oh, that single's good!" "Speaking French is so exciting." "Oh God, who is this?" "Hello" " I mean, uh, bon--bonswa (good afternoon)!" "What?" "Who is this?" "Oh, for Pete's sakes." "I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth breathing." "New York City" "Oh, jeez." "You are invading my space." "I'm gonna have to drop you." "Would you get out of here?" "i didnt come cross the ocean, either to eat a plate of snails." "i want to try new things." "Looks like Candian goose poop." "It's nasty." "US Fleet 2, North Atlantic" "That's fine, 1-2-5." "Revenge is mine." "Pentagon, Washington D.C." "...port accident for a terrorist attack, or worse." "Negative." "NORAD confirmed the projectile came from beyond our atmosphere, inbound at 30,000 knot." "Citizens of the human hive," "your leaders have withheld the truth." "You are not alone in this universe." "We have lived among you, hidden..." "but no more." "As you've seen," "we can destroy your cities at will." "Unless you turn over this boy." "If you resist us," "we will destroy the world as you know it." "What we're hearing from the German government is that" "the world broadcast is a satellite hacking." "NEST TEAM" " NEW JERSEY The military has just told us" "NEST TEAM" " NEW JERSEY they have assumed Condition Delta," "which is the highest level we've been at since 9/11." "President Obama is being flown to a bunker" "somewhere in the middle of the United States." "in the phase of the worst simultaneous attacks ever" "around the globe." "The aircraft carrier USS Roosevelt goes down off the East Coast." "All hands lost." "Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7,000," "but that number could implode." "It's still too early to tell." "What we need to ask now, is who and why." "The FBI is still trying to locate the boy, Sam Witwicky." "Critically, they have information about our case." "The FBI, CIA and Interpol" "are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcement." "Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man." "You gotta check this out." "Once they have a traffic camera spotting of Sam Witwicky." "They have a picture of me, man." "We're dead, bro." "FBI, CIA, we're wanted fugitives now." "I just need you to focus just one minute, man." "This thing is blowing to a whole another level, alright." " You know one thing" " Remove this thing." "They can track us." "Do you see this?" "What?" "They can track us?" "Like satellite-track us?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, I'm not even with you guys." "Technically, I'm like a hostage." "This is kidnapping." "Enough" "Yo, Leo!" "This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear." " That's 'cause you is a wuss." " You did force me into the car, right?" " So..." " Oh, I think we scare you." "Hey, Mudflap." "What are we going to do with this shrimp taco?" "Just pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk and nobody gonna know nothing, y'know I mean?" " Wait, not in my trunk" " Yo, bumper cars," "Check it out." "I'm hearing you, okay?" "I'm right here and I can hear you." "No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay?" "I've had a hell of a day." "Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?" "Go whine to your boyfriend." "Listen Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man." "Look, I'm just going to go to the authorities and tell them the truth." "Like I had nothing to do with this," " I'm an accomplice." " Hey, hey!" "You wanted this, right?" "You wanted the real deal?" "'Cause that's what this is." "Wake up!" "You're in the middle of it." "You wanna run, go ahead, no one's stopping you." "Stop complaining." "What is the meaning of this?" "You dare point your gun at me?" "You want a piece of me?" "I will tear you apart!" "Drop your weapons!" "Drop your weapons!" " Tell them to lower the weapons." " Tell them first." " Tell them to lower the weapons!" " Major, there's nothing I can do." "Talk to him." "Your NEST team is deactivated, Major." "You are to cease anti-Decepticon operations, and return to Diego Garcia, pending further orders." "No." "We're taking our orders directly from Chairman Morshower." "Well, I'll see your chairman and the Joint Chiefs of Staff" "And I will raise you a President of the United States." "I have operational command now." "An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores for which our soldiers are paying the price." "The secret is out." "This is our war now." "And we will win it as we always have, with a coordinated military strategy." "This fool is terribly misinformed." "You're gonna get every assets that you've got." "What we need is to draw our battle plans." "What we explore every possible, diplomatic solution." "Like what, handing over the kid?" "All options are being considered." "Whatever the Decepticons are after, this is just the start." "Wait, there is no negotiating with them." "I'm ordering you to stand down." "You won't be needing this any more." "Get your assets back to base." "Take that pile of scrap metal back to Diego Garcia." "Let's go." "I really don't like that dude." "He's an asshole." "Autobots, report to hangar for transport." "Ironhide, we should leave this planet." "That's not what Optimus would want." "There's nothing that you could have done." " You okay?" " Yeah." "Bee, if you hate me, I understand." "I messed up." "I'm sorry." "Young fella, you are... the person I care about most in my life." "If there's anything you need, I won't be far away." "He's dead because of me." "He came in to protect me and now he's dead." "There's some things you just can't change." "So this sacrifice was... will not have been in vain, hallelujah!" "We would make it right if I turn myself in." "But we, we've got to stick together." "You're not gonna do that." "Yes, I am." "Everything we worked for will be wiped out." "In one day." " You two." " Huh?" "Hey, you know the glyphs?" "The symbols that have been rattling around in my head." "That's old school, yo." "That's like" " That's Cybertronian." "Oh, that's some serious stuff in there." "They gotta mean something, like a message... or, like a-- like a map!" "Like a map to an Energon source."