"THE wedding" "You wanted the job, so don't piss me off." "With this you zoom..." "and with this, switch to manual..." "Remember about the balance, change of tapes, and recharging of batteries." "The rest is simple, like screwing." "Repeat." "Like screwing." "The love of money is the root of all evil." "Eager for it, some have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs..." "For we brought nothing into the world, and we can take nothing out of it." "If we have food and clothing, we'll be content with that." "Those who want to get rich, fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful... desires." "Shoot each guest." "Screw up this wedding and no work here for 5 years." "Go now..." " He's leaving?" "!" " We work together." "Where's me leading my girl to the altar?" "We reduce the costs and it's cheaper." "Like I give a hoot!" "I can afford it." "Set to or else you won't shoot the wedding." "Where are you?" "!" " And if he doesn't come?" " He will." "Only 15 min." "Late." "I Janusz take you Catherine for my wedded wife..." "Couldn't he have taken a smaller camera?" " I vow..." " To love, cherish..." "Say it's small 'cause it's modern." "Those whom God has joined together let no man put asunder." "On behalf of the Catholic Church," "I authorize and bless this matrimony into which you have entered." "Would that you never went boozing with us, but always had everything home." "This will spite them when they see it on tape." "Disperse!" "The police!" "May you always be together, love each other very much and bear robust children." "I jump the line." "My duties, see?" "Weddings are the chief cause of divorces, you know." "Wish you luck, good health, and tons of dough!" "Katie, I'm so happy." "Gimme the flowers!" "He got her with child." "That's why." "His lucky find." "Wojnar won't let them starve." "His business going south, he's deep in debt." "All the best, dearly beloved..." "That kielbasa is el cheapo, already green and stinking." " The cake's not yummy?" " The bigos not the cake." "I won't touch the cake..." "The prick's switched off the cell." " You've given him too much." " So nothing up front?" "!" "Wish you luck." " Father Adam vouched for him, no?" " But not gratis." "So he's sure to come..." "Shoot everything." "Get it?" "At long last!" "Father Adam's in-law?" " Name's wojnar." "Why so late?" " Late?" "On the dot." " Got the money and the rest?" " I do... but not now." "Give me the keys." "Wait till I give the present." "Not all of you may know... that - come morning, when the wedding's over " "Kate and Janusz are off to Croatia on honeymoon!" "My present is a decent car to help you get there fast..." " as befits a respectable couple, not riffraff - and when it's over, to return safely home." "Bravo!" "May they live to be a hundred... 5000 ZI." "Up front and here's 45,000." "50,000 altogether." "Correct?" "The money, yes..." "Show me the car papers, import duty, receipt, and registration." "And the land?" "Problems..." "Gramps's changed his mind." "He wavers..." "The deal was the car plus 2 ha of land." "I have better land for you, closer to the wood." "I want what we agreed upon today in writing." "Such was the deal." "Don't get all worked up." "We'll reach an agreement." "Today's the deadline!" "Tomorrow's another deal..." " I'll handle that." " You had 2 weeks!" "The register copy is ready." "I'll send for a notary public." "When Gramps drinks a bit... he'll sign." "Let's drink too." "Drink we can... but no receipts." "Imagine those tongues wagging" "When the priest learns you've cheated his in-law." "Quiet!" "On behalf of the parents of the bride, I welcome our nice guests." "We hope that, on this special night," "We won't be short of love, smile and warmth." "Kiss the bread." "Kiss, kiss...!" "May they live to be a hundred" "May their lucky star never go out..." "Good to see you." "We need to pay for the vodka." "The van driver wants 500 ZI." "More, 'cause he paid the duty in Slovakia." "In a pig's eye!" "At that price I could've bought it in the general store." "You're hard to satisfy." "Why, you've saved a pretty penny anyway..." "Five hundred." "The vodka's bitter but we won't drink Unless the newlyweds make it sweet." "Kiss, kiss...!" "Why so long, Grandpa?" "Can't you make?" "No tissue here." "Get some." " Grandpa, we have to talk." " The land?" "No way!" "Father Adam's in-law wants it for the car." "You promised, so you worry now." "Because you said you didn't need it." "Remember?" "In the supermarket." "What was then is not now." "Those 2 ha not worth a damn." "Are you planning on building a house at your age?" "After all I have money." "I can buy it... or give you a better ground and more of it for that..." " The one I inherit." " First, not you, but Eluœka." "Second, give it to him if it's so good." "I wanted to." "But he's planning something, as the land's by the road." "And he wants it now..." "So, Grandpa, a deal?" "No!" " why not?" " Because." "Come!" "What is it?" "They're waiting with speeches." "The deal was a down payment!" "Wait!" "Not in front of the people." "They want the party to start." "Introduce me... you know how." " A shotgun wedding, eh?" " The band's from Rzeszów." "Familiar to all and respected, he'll pay for your fun and games, like he did for the Audi, which won't be parking much." "Tomorrow, the newly weds are off in it to Croatia." "The honeymoon trip must've cost some too." "Ladies and gentlemen," "Mr. Wieslaw wojnar, a butter-and-egg man!" "Expensive..." "Expensive is what money can't buy Which is good health and love." "What matters is that Kate and Janusz are in love," "like I and Eluœka were once." "But for her I wouldn't have managed in business and at home." "And today I have the honor to thank her for it." "Let's thank them for the hard work of rearing their daughter and preparing this wedding reception." "Three cheers for Mr. And Mrs. Wojnar..." "May they live..." " Good speech, no?" " Gimme 2,400 ZI." " why?" " For the cake, flowers... the decorations, food preparation..." "Everybody wants money." "You didn't say that so much." "I did!" "I must drive home." "Go then, 'cause they're waiting." "Tell Kate to talk to Gramps about the land." "He won't refuse her." " To talk to him in the john?" "!" " The best chance possible." "Come." "Kate?" "what're you doing in the gents'?" "Everything's all right, Grandpa?" "Yeah, but the bowels don't move like they used to." "What's the matter with that land?" " what land?" " Those 2 ha by the road Dad talks about." " Told you to ask me?" "Asked me to ask you." "So what about it?" "To you, free of charge, but I'll never sell it to him." "This is what you'll tell him." "Are you happy with Janusz?" " Yes, Grandpa." " That's good." "They say when he ran after you in high school, you wouldn't even look at him." "Now you drop out and in a trice you're man and wife." "What else do they say?" "Like why they aren't playing?" " They just have a break." " So soon?" "I'll tell you." "He didn't pay them." "So greedy he'd eat his own shit." "All he cares for is a quick buck by hook or crook, no matter." "I won't give him the land." " why this break?" " No money no music." "I've had unforeseen expenses." "When the party's in full swing, I'll bring the money right away..." " Come on set to." " You won't fool us again" "You must pay now." "The whole amount." " Plus five centuries." " How come?" " Interest for the delay." " You snot!" "Listen good, unless you bring the money now, you play your tape recorder." "Before we pack up, we'll say thru the mike" "What cheat and swindler you are." "For everybody to hear." " Dad, we must talk." " What else is it?" "DVD and furniture." "We have to sleep on something." "Stay here!" "What're you doing here?" "!" "Get out!" "Quick!" "Dammit!" "No one will lift anything here." "But bring the keys... back at once." "The whole supply of vodka is stored here for this party." "Don't touch any switches." "I need a notary public." "As long as you're sober, grab a car and bring Jasiek Janocha, ...Who lives in Piotrówka." " Brother of the council chair?" " The one on Antabuse?" " Exactly." "Let him take seals, stamps, and whatever is necessary to convey real estate." "To come to the wedding now?" "will he comply?" " I'll pay extra." " Anything specific?" "No, I'll negotiate with him." "Look, it's 15 km to Piotrówka and back and I've been running on empty since yesterday." "I've left my wallet home not to lose it when I'm drunk." "Kate!" "More air!" "Open the window!" "Outside." "Help her up, men..." "It was the heat..." "Talk to the priest." "Let him convince the in-law to take other grounds." "What if the in-law doesn't comply?" "Tell the Stasiuks." "They can't wait to beat someone up." "And for a few pennies..." "such an in-law..." "With pleasure." "That's the last resort, of course." "First peacefully... through the priest." "That's the way I took you and admire." "Okay, finish the cake." "Let's have some fun." "Why sulk?" "Your daughter is married." "That's cause for happiness." "Why, I am happy." "What is it?" "Something about the car?" "Have you paid my in-law?" "I have, but there's a problem With the land." "That strip by the road." "Gramps's had a change of heart." "I have much land, better than that." "I'll give him three hectares in place of those two." "Can't you, Father, make him change his mind?" "No good." "I vouch for you and you welsh on the deal." "Unsportsmanlike..." " I'll donate to the church." " Good idea." "The roof is leaking." "We have to put in radiators." "The cost of repairs is 2,000 ZI." "Will 1,000 be enough?" "God helping..." "at promotional prices... for 1,000 and 500 they'll manage to do it." "All right." "I'll talk to my in-law." "Where is he?" " Praised be Jesus Christ." " For ever and ever." " You want to try, Father?" " Let me sit there." "See?" "Barely a fortnight ago in my vestry, you were choosing" "Which would suit your fancy." "This fills the bill to a T." "You've seen his in-law?" "Dad, the papers." "I have to register and insure it." "Go back to Kate." "Tongues wag the car's matters more to you." " Leave the keys." " In the car." "We're waiting by the firehouse." " A brawl by the fence." " Very good." "When no one is thrashed, the wedding's a failure." "The car's a tsatske." "So... before my in-law comes, I can receive the donation." "Enough." "Go back to the hall." "How dare you show up here?" "!" "To spoil my wedding?" "Haven't you made me suffer enough?" "Get lost and from my life too." "Got that?" " who's he?" " Why?" "Brother-in-law." "Maybe so, but not mine." "Waldek was busy, so I've brought the sled for him to settle up," "We've honored the deal." "And you?" "I'm of no use here." "How come?" "Under the circumstances, I can't be a mediator." "I see him for the first time." "A contract is a contract and you have to honor it." "Well, Mr. Wojnar, do you have the deed or not?" "It never swerves, see?" "Tell me how much the sled is worth?" "A billion and a half old zlotys..." "Slow down." "And from a dealer rather than from me?" "How much then?" "150,000." "That's right." "So how much money did this car cost you?" "500,000,000 old or 50,000 new ZI..." "Pull over." " How much have you saved then?" " A billion..." "Where're you driving me?" " Did you pay more than you thought?" " No..." "To Gramps's field." "Why?" "Was the delivery on time?" " Yes, on the dot." " So is it the f'n color?" "Turn here." "Everything as promised." "So why are you trying to cheat me?" "How could I know you only care for Gramps's field?" "I thought maybe other grounds or money..." "If it were for me, I might take the other field." "But it's not." "I was hired to bring the car, which I did and must take full payment, even by cutting your balls off." "Get it?" "No, you don't get it!" "I have another field for you, better, larger, and sold on better terms." "If not, I'll beat your lights out and you'll bring the papers in your teeth begging forgiveness." "The deadline is at midnight." "You welsh on the deal, I take the car and money away." "I'll shoot off your finger now..." "Fuck with me again and I'll kill your daughter." "Cry your eyes out." "I did too at my wedding." ""wojnar's good," I thought, "but he's not the one."" "I could've married up." "There was one such..." "Still in love with me." " why didn't you marry him?" " Love's not the most important." "I don't know what's wrong with the bigos?" "What is?" " They say the sauerkraut stinks." " Not that." "Before you know it you don't ask yourself those questions, too busy with..." "life." "You know what?" "I don't regret it." "Hardly anybody cares about his family like wieslaw does." " well?" " I don't smell anything..." "It tastes good." "When you must decide that man is never around." "Put it on quick!" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Now who'll bring me a roll of paper from the gents'?" "Faster!" "Faster!" "Grandpa..." " You still in there?" " No way!" "Change the tune." "No kidding." " And the rest?" " In your field... shot off." "And Eluœka changed." "All you talk about is counting, adding, sub..." "See this?" "So gimme the f'n 2 ha!" "They still ogle her." "But my gardening pans out." "I earn good money." " You plant them like potatoes..." " Bullshit." "Remember those flowers?" "!" "Why the heck did you buy that car?" "Will you make over the f'n field or not?" " whose?" " My wedding present." " Really?" " A beauty, no?" " Show me the keys." " Father's taken them." "He wants me there with Kate, not here." "He's bought you this car?" "You must've given him head or what?" "Bought it and that's that." " where have you been?" " On duty..." "Slovakian, eh?" "Smelly." "It's meant to kick rather than taste good." "What's the engine?" " Four-cylinder, 5-valve, turbo..." " Two camshafts on the head." "And the suspension?" " Switches of the Macpherson type." " And triple rockers..." "And the mileage?" "9.2100km on the average, acceleration... 10... 6.4, turning radius 10.40..." "Dinners home..." "but fewer one-night stands now..." "Don't worry, everything's gonna be fine." "To beautiful cars, women, and guests who mount them..." "To the traffic cop who drinks but won't share vodka." "The offices are closed, but the paper needs confirmation." " How much?" " What paper d'you mean?" "A deed to convey land." "Why not wait till Monday?" "You get down to business, and I... gotta go." " How much." " Depends on the percentage." "I hope it's worth doing." " what kind of land?" " 2 ha of fallow, soil class 5." "One thousand plus stamps." "You've got the seals, stamps, and everything?" "I've even taken a portable with me." "And the parties to the contract?" "Stay put." "I'll handle everything." "Where have you been?" "I been looking everywhere..." "The cook says the bigos is spoilt and may upset their stomachs." " He's no in-law." " Who then?" "The in-law's friend hired to bring the car here." " Agreed?" " No." "The land's not for him." " For whom?" " The in-law." "I don't know." "When they build something..." "We'll see." "But Gramps agreed." "He'll convey it and it's over with." " Your hand?" "!" " I'll explain later." "First Gramps before he changes his mind again." " Do we serve the bigos?" " When it's over, I'll have some." "Go now..." " Nothing doing." " What?" "Dead." "His heart stopped from all that shitting." " Get a doctor!" " What's the use?" "He's dead." "You, a vet, know?" "About cows not people!" " Bullshit!" "He's a goner." " What do we do?" "We better hide him..." "only to find him in the morn." "Makes no difference to him." "He found him." "Come hold the door..." "No one must enter." "We'll put him on the seat, lock up and it's over with." " They'll find him." " Nobody will catch on..." "Kate's wedding must go on." "All right." "Let's pick him up..." "Not a peep from you!" "I'll pay double." "Occupied!" "Help me up!" "..." "Good." "Couldn't he f'n have waited for half an hour?" "No sinner got away alive from the disaster." "And the silence of death spread over the town." "Love one another, like Christ loved the church and sacrificed himself for her." "Because love..." "Come and eat something." "Not good on an empty stomach." "Bigos is served." "Careful!" "..." "Don't scratch her..." "I need you there." " You do now?" "And when I..." " Here you go again." "You promised not to mention that." "Ed's back." "We call the Stasiuks, take him outside and six feet under..." " He's got a gun." " Alone he can do nothing." "You have to doctor the deed." "Let's sit tight till he's tipsy but not loaded." "I wish the newly weds a very large amount of money." "Not the best moment." "You gave me a start." "If I were a dog, I'd be nine." "Copy of the grounds register?" "Subject to evidence, kind of ownership, area..." " Correct?" " Yes." "Name's wincenty Mróz." "That's my wife's maiden name." "Now we write that Grandpa conveys the grounds to so and so..." " where's he?" " In walbrzych." "The owner!" "I make the deed, Mr. Mróz signs, and I officially confirm it." "The proper sequence is important in my work." "There's a problem..." "Grandpa's dead." "You want to put me in deep shit?" "I come at night, on a day off, to help you, only to hear it's to be forged?" "!" "When I sent for you, he was still alive." "Interesting." "Maybe he still is?" "You'd have me believe he agreed to convey the field for a paltry one thousand?" " How much?" "Such a fraud with a stiff?" "Ten thousand!" "How much?" "!" "The field's not worth it!" "Suit yourself, Mr. Wojnar." "I can still catch a bus..." "Good bye." " 5,000?" " Good bye!" "7,500 and that's that." "I'm going." "My wife's waiting." "You won't f'n budge..." "A deal." "Wife should respect husband's decisions and he should respect her." "And love her..." ""To want or not is the same."" ""Not to want means to want not to want."" "You know who wrote it?" "To Peter Shilton for 1:0." "How come you've got it?" "After Lato passed the ball at the 57th min." "Oct. 17, 1973." "He doesn't believe this is Jasio Domarski's original." "He's not worth showing it." " I hear you've bought the Audi?" " So what?" "Edmund, lend me your car." "I have a flat but must get home." "From a German used car lot or at secondhand here?" "You off duty, no?" "You know how I love my car." "I've driven her for 13 years and still want to." "Find a broad to love rather than a jalopy." "Laugh you may, but mine's a Ferrari of her make." "When I drive her, of course." "Too hard for you..." "Bullshit." "I'll be right back." "Scratch her and you pay for the repair." "Why not the Audi?" "Go away now!" " Been drinking?" " I've borrowed the car." "I've left the papers but have my driver's license." "Only two glasses..." "It's my daughter's wedding..." "Get out of the car." "Blow here till the green goes out." "I'm in a hurry." "My daughter's wedding, see?" "A special day." "Nothing." "A grown-up man but can't blow?" "We can reach an agreement." "Name's wieslaw wojnar." "1.20." "We requisition her." "We must take away your license and send you to the judge." " Officer, let's bend some rules." " No way..." "Too many of them." "You know Ed w¹s?" "Well, he's at the wedding." "My kinsman." " He is?" " Yeah..." "How much?" " One thousand." " The fuck how much?" "!" "One f'n thousand." "Drunken driving, no car papers, at the crossing sans turn signal, no seat belt, and the right stoplight." "Only 1,100 'cause you're Ed w¹s's family." "Three centuries less and I invite you to the wedding." "All right, gimme." "I've got nothing on me." "I must get home but will return to the firehouse immediately." "My daughter's getting married." "If so, we keep this." "Zero!" "..." "Go!" "The trick is to pump up your balloon the fastest." "Which lady is going to make the big bang first?" "Strain your will win..." "Still some more..." "Ferrari of the make, my ass!" "Stop!" "Want your kids fabulous, use Polish rubbers!" "Have they beaten you up badly?" "When's the delivery?" "Why have you come here?" "To see if it's love and happiness and then to beat it." "I've seen so I beat it." "Wojnar needs the keys to this storeroom." "They're asking about you." "It's almost midnight and the ceremonial capping is prepared." "First..." "Correct?" "Second..." "Third..." "Fourth..." "Two witnesses." "You may be one, so get another." "And Gramps's ID." " And without it?" " How?" "I must have all personal data, PIN and all." "Excellent!" "Come you'll watch the door while I get to Gramps." "No way!" "My duty is to write the deed, not to rob the remains or be an accomplice to murder." "Look at them fight!" "Kaziuk, come here." "You want to earn some money?" "Have you seen how messy the toilets are?" "The sanitary commission may come and fine you." "Really?" "Don't you know how folks love to spite others?" "Someone must've called them already." "Maybe those newcomers nosing about..." "Been invited?" " No." " You see?" "Let's liquidate the evidence." "Scoop up all that's left on the plates." "Januszewska's got drunk and is doing striptease, both her tits bared..." " where's Gramps?" " Not here." "No paper in the ladies' room." "The sanitary commission..." "So yummy that they've gorged on it." " Has he signed it?" " Yes..." "No..." "I mean yes," "I'm not finished with the in-law." "Nobody's seen him." "I'm worried." "Must be home." "His bowel movement..." "That's what I mean." "What did he eat yesterday?" "His coat is inside." "Where's Gramps?" "Gramps has vanished." "Any idea?" "Gimme the key to the storeroom." "Edmund!" "Edmund!" ""In the presence of..." I've put you and now Mr. Edmund." "All right." "To who?" "I antedated it." "On Monday, I'll have the county enter it in the land register." "Signatures now." "Witnesses first." "You... here." "Sign." " what?" " Shmot." "Sign..." "Here..." "Good." "Now who forges Grandpa's?" "And now mine..." "the most important." "J-a-n-o-c-h-a." "How strong!" "I can't so much without a chaser." "But after work?" "Why not?" "My beloved..." "I wish you truth, goodness, and beauty." "I wish you fine weather in Croatia." "They say it's a wild country, worse than Poland." "Less cultured, that is." "My friend says like hell it is." "Leave your car open in the street and... nothing." "When they drink, they play and sing, not thrash one another." "Their johns are cleaner, unlike here, ankle high in piss." "May your whole life be as beautiful as this night." "Beat it!" "I can't even relax here." "And the deal?" " what's the f'n time?" " It's ready." "By the Audi in 10 min." "And puts her right hand on it..." "May you persevere through difficult moment." "I must talk to you." "No problems with Gramps?" "Well..." "That's good." "Don't be angry about the finger." "You shouldn't have pissed me off with that intimidation." "Money brings no happiness, but you should have it." "First, because it doesn't disturb happiness." "Second..." "The bigos didn't upset my stomach!" "O kidding." "Lets scoop up what's left on the plates." "Let's liquidate the evidence," "I'll be right back." "Now a competition for true he-men." "The rules are terribly simple." "Terrible and simple, that is." "You have to smoke, drink, and practice sports." "Volunteers are welcome!" "Don't play a fool, you hear?" "Never tell me what to do!" "Gentlemen, on the word go, drink vodka..." "Three, two, one... down the hatch!" "Now cigarettes." "Three for each." "Piece of cake for virile men." "Light up!" "Slowly..." "Inhale deep..." "One... two..." "Seven... eight... nine." "Mr. Janusz, please." "Don't back out, gentlemen." "It's just the beginning." "One..." "Down the hatch!" "And smokes!" "Squatting again!" "One..." "What happened to Mr. Janusz?" "First to pass out." "A good boy, he." "But he sometimes drinks too much and then you know..." "Put him in the back." " Don't let him puke." " E... xactly..." "Don't tear his head off." "Remember the competition at Kurczukowa's wedding?" "How can I?" "I passed out right after Edmund." "I gorged on drippings before, only to wake up in intensive care." "A heart attack was in progress..." "We were young and stupid..." "I gotta go..." "A guy's kicking up a row in the john." "Talks about you all the time." "Fully loaded." "You'd like to know..." "You know what he fucking asked me...?" "The fuck I'll tell you." "Shut your trap." "Enough for today." " I was to be driven home." " Come, let's the others use it too." "Signature, seals... 15-min work and I bag ten thousand..." "I'll f'n tell you..." "If you have more money..." "Am I right, wieslaw?" "I won't part with the briefcase..." "No..." "I know you can hit me in the dark now..." "But no way!" "Gramps hears everything in hell now..." "Hush, Gramps." "Shut up!" "Edmund..." "Get up!" "Come." "I dreamed of attending a teetotaller's wedding." " Come." " Why are you pulling me?" "Come up for air." "It'll do you good." "And drive the notary home." "He starts to talk too much..." "Too drunk." "They'll take away my license and I'll lose my job." "By bus to sick animals?" "You're used to it." "Want some water?" "Fish fuck in water." "Been invited to a wedding, not to be a cabby." "I'll pay you 50 ZI." "Only change on your mind." "I'd risk if it were 300." "100... 150... 200... no more... 250!" "The notary has turned tail!" "It's tempting, fuck it, no?" "But the dough's well hidden from thieves." "I checked if you hadn't lost the papers." "I didn't expect that of you, Mr. Wojnar." "Edmund will drive you home." "High time!" "It's scary to stay here!" "Thieves!" "Corpses!" "Why are you staring at me?" "I saw you doing something." "Talented, aren't you?" "Hair still sticking out of your teeth." " And you'll tell everybody now?" " I may not..." "If you do me the same, I'll think it over." "It's too good for the likes of you." "You prick, you!" "It's not my fault!" "I haven't do anything!" " who?" " Me!" "The drain's burst in the gents'!" "It stinks abominably!" " And it the field too!" " Nowhere to pour it into." "We must take it out of here, as they keep asking for more." " It tastes good." " Where do we hide it?" "In the storeroom where I keep vodka." "Good." "It'd be easier to parade with the pot across the hall." "The lid!" " Good." " Let's go." "Fuck it!" " will it take long?" " Must be the fuse." " Have you seen Eluœka?" " Everything's fine?" "No..." "You must've met." "Sergeant Styœ." "You've invited us to the wedding." "Well, everything's squared with them?" "It's none of my business, But the Audi... stinks." " You've bought stolen goods." " Bullshit!" "Cars from Germany have different plates." "Those are requisitioned after sale." "Check Audi turbo coupe, silver print with German plates." "Numbers HHH G301." "You know him?" "Drops your name all the time." "You here?" "We've requisitioned everything." "Breathalyser test 1.9." "Help me." "They want to take away the car, papers, and send me to the judge for drunken driving." " The car's left at the crossing." " And the notary?" "He's just drunk a tad too much." "Let him go." "He ignored our signal and rammed the squad car." "The mudguard's corrugated." "Ed, see all my problems?" "Stand up for the family." "You two cops will find a way out." "They're down to 800." "He has 350." "You chip in?" "He was driving." "Why should I pay?" "I'll pay!" "Because I can." "Can't I, wieslaw?" "Beat it!" "302 to 301 Report!" "301 Over." "The Audi's is Gerd Muller's of Hamburg, Schloss Str. 23." "All guys should have their balls cut off." "You cheated on me." "My husband may some day too." "He doesn't love you." "Fan-fucking-tastic!" "He's switched off the cell." "If we don't requisition it, someone else will." "Where will you be driving her?" "In the forest?" "No car, no money, and the honeymoon trip's kaput." " Maybe we could..." " You crazy?" "You a cop or a Mafioso?" "Bullshit." "I want to help the man, no?" "Those plates from the action, where we had to kill a Russky?" " They're requisitioned." " I'll pay!" "Our time's up." "Take care of the Audi." " we'll change the numbers." " It's been reported already." "Not yet." "Come morning." "If we try, it won't be at all." "It's foul business and a great risk." "But will pay off, right, wieslaw?" "Sure it will." "5000 to split." "Abortion or wedding." "He won't keep a girl with a bastard." "Why didn't I leave?" "Where?" "Penniless?" "What for?" "Who'd have given me a job?" "How to feed the baby?" "Where could I have lived?" "For my finger and the f'n car." " we'll do it." " We f'n will!" "Just polish and it's over with." " And those?" " Acid will do the trick." " we need an engraver." " Why?" "Can't you turn 8 into 3?" "Good." "Start working on it." "I'll bring the plates and papers." " And he?" " Let him sleep." " And I?" " To the f'n bank for the money." "Will you give me a ride?" "Straight ahead all the time." " No smoking here." " Will you find the guy?" "Not on a private basis." " what's this?" " His data..." "Nothing doing." "It'll give me trouble." "You'll soon shell out a lot for the scratched car." "So what's this paltry century?" "I once knew a broad from the D.A.'s office." "301 to 11... 11." " You'll get it to the last penny." " You owe me nothing." " will they find him?" " If he's in the files." "But it'll take time." "Get the money." "We'll meet at Ed's." "Eluœka?" "Are you there?" "Thirty-five seconds!" "And the winner is..." "Mr. Edmund!" "Edmund!" "Edmund!" "..." "Strutting in this schmatte again, making a fool of yourself?" "Why has Eluœka run away?" " How come?" " And wieslaw followed..." "Must've quarrelled about money." "He wanted to hitch then." "He took ill when I went to college." "Especially, when he learned I had someone." "He thinks I'll hurt him." "Time will pass but I'll never love him." "He won't even notice that." "You're stupid." "But give me a hug." "That's a good dog..." "You alone understand me." " Father's money is so important?" " Money is important." "And love and all that jazz?" "You speak like my grandpa." " Come let's dance." " I must tell you something." " Hit it, fuck!" "Right, Rysiek?" " Sure." "Cuntface, I won't stop calling you!" "Whose cell is this?" "Where's Edmund?" "Edmund!" " Have you seen that?" " We'll be blamed." "You, it's your bass." " where's wojnar?" " The cops have taken him." " Under arrest?" " He drank vodka with them." " what do we do?" " Let me think..." "Fuck it!" "Looking for this?" " Can we talk?" " I won't pay Father's expenses." "Not that." "See that big case?" " For the bass?" " Exactly." "Just for a moment, please." "Ow was it in the bank?" "Ran out of cash?" "I've got it." " How's the work?" " The engine's ready." "Pour for us too." "I'll show you something." " what?" " The truth." "What would you do in my place?" "When your thugs beat me, I hid in the john." " Gramps, you still there?" " No way." "Change the tune." "No kidding." " where's the rest?" " £n your field... shot off." "You should've taken it." "They can sew anything on today." "Everything's fucked up." "£f he doesn't get the field, I lose the car and the money." "They quarrelled about those 2 ha." "To buy a house quickly, a car..." "These dealings not for flowers." "A flower hates rapacity, just like a woman." " why?" "Go on." " Wait... here, you see..." "Gimme!" "A wedding dress is the silliest thing." "You put it on once and 2,500 goes down the drain." " And you shelled it out?" " Sure." "A veil a 700 to boot." "I'm 32,000 short." "Life's expensive and a man's thirsty." "Pour, wieslaw." "The police!" "Freeze!" "You're surrounded." "Light it!" "This will fit." "They found the guy from walbrzych." "He collided with a truck." "Breathing his last under oxygen." "No police record, no family..." "Will you make over the f'n field or not?" "Why the heck did you buy that car?" "For Janusz..." "That was his condition." "That's not true!" "He only said it to convince Grandpa!" "Janusz is not that way!" "If not then watch till the end." "You stupid?" "The wedding matters..." "Love will come later." "£'m bringing the notary." "Don't change your mind, okay?" "What would you do in my place?" "Grandpa, is something wrong?" "Father didn't want to spoil your wedding." "And you didn't either?" "You say because he married the car, not you." "That's not true!" "You're just like them!" "The rented hall, food for over 5000;" "though Slovakian, the vodka another 5000." "The priest... for the matchmaking, the Mass, and the wedding in church." "The shoes I bought for that shit, the suit, and other things another 5000." "I wanted well but it came out as always." "The orchestra, f'n stars..." "bribes all the time..." "You'll sell land and break even." " what land?" " By the road." "A highway will run there funded by the EU." "Pull up!" "Say it's not true!" "That you haven't sold me!" "Calm down." "Say he proposed of his own will!" "For the car?" "!" "That's what I'm worth?" "!" "You shouldn't have had all those flings..." "You make me puke!" "I want nothing from you!" "Nothing!" "I'll run after her..." "Is the notary in the hall?" "The council chair's brother?" "Yes, he is." "You haven't paid for the hall yet!" "What the fuck?" "Go look for Kate." "She's pissed off with you." "Make up to her." "Go to the station, highway..." "You'll find her." "We shall not yield Our forebears' land," "Nor watch our language muted." "We Polish nation, gallant race, By the noble Piast constituted." "By cruel oppression..." " we'll not be swayed..." " We must talk!" " About the money?" " Don't worry, you won't lose it!" " About Grandpa's field!" " It's over with!" "I file the deed on Monday!" " we must make it void!" " You in your senses?" "We can't." "It's too late!" "How much?" "Too late, not how much!" "Five thousand!" "Ten!" "Seven and a half!" " Null and void?" "!" " That's what I'll do!" "Good." "Lets go to type the paper!" "I'll bring the money later." "You know I've got it!" "So I'll do it later." "You know I can do it!" "I have no car now..." "Wait... stay put!" "You've flipped out?" "What're you doing?" "Open the f'n door!" "I'm sorry, Eluœka, I'm sorry." "You can stay here till the divorce." "Enjoy it while you can." "I'll take away everything." "What f'n divorce?" "Is it about that dumbo?" "It is!" "I've always stood by you." "Even battered." "But enough already!" "You won't make me a laughing stock before the village!" "Let go!" "You make me sick!" "With this drunk?" "!" "Look at his f'n clothes, the car he drives..." "I love him and always have." "He told me everything." "How you treated Grandpa after his death!" "It was his idea to hide him in the f'n john!" "Don't lie!" "Eluœka!" "Eluœka!" "You love him." "How did you guard the house?" "!" "You!" "Kate!" "Kate!" "Fuck it!" "Wanna be my husband yet?" "I'm less attractive without the car?" "You thought I'd rear someone else's brat?" "Kate!" "Fuck it!" "Lt'll heal in no time!" "Fuck off!" "You should wear shoes at the wedding." "Get the fuck out of here, all of you!" "End of wedding." "Out!" "You have to pay for the hall." "You rented it." "Get the fuck out of here." "All of you." "Starring" "Written and Directed by" "Photography" "Producers" "Production Manager" "Art Director" "Music" "Sound" "Edited by" "Costume Designer" "Makeup" "Cast of Characters"