"[ thunder crashing ] [ drilling, sawing ]" "[ electricity crackling ] lt's alive!" "Oh, no, got an eyelash!" "Ugh!" "Oh, man, it's in my eye!" "Ugh!" "Oh, it hurts like hell!" "I can't get it -- uh-oh." "Yeah, that's stuck in there." "[ siren wailing ] [ tires screech ]" "Oh, I'm sorry, officer." "Did I do something wro-- [ screams ] [ roars ] [ women screaming ]" "[ whoosh ] [ ding ]" "Way to go, champ!" "That was a great shot!" "[ whoosh ] [ ding ]" "Come on, son!" "Are you even trying?" "!" "You got to get your head in the game!" "[ acoustic guitar playing ] [ horse whinnying ]" "♪ Just some noble Dukes ♪" "♪ Never mean to offend ♪" "♪ Just screwing with the King and doin' improper things ♪" "♪ Near the century's end ♪" "♪ Drainin' the well ♪" "♪ Untying the loop ♪" "♪ Wanna marry cousin Fran, and in this era they can ♪" "♪ So it ain't no big whoop ♪" "♪ Not much more to say ♪" "♪ After who, when, and how ♪" "♪ ln fact, this song begins to repeat itself right about now ♪" "♪ Just some noble Dukes ♪" "♪ Why they do this is vague ♪" "♪ But let them have their fun, 'cause in no time they'll be dead from the plague ♪" "A-whoopie!" "[ splash!" "]" "I don't know." "Seems like cheating'." "Well, should we throw it back?" "Let me know what you come up with, fellas!" "Thank you, my Libertarian friends, for making us your nominees for President and" "Vice President of the" "United States of America!" "1984 is the year of the" "Libertarian party!" "We will be champions!" "Yes, unfortunately, the rock band" "Queen won't let us play their hit "We are the champions,"" "But enjoy this soundalike, which we will play in the White House!" "♪ We are the victors of the globe ♪" "♪ And we'll continue doing stuff... ♪" "Four years ago, I said we would be champions!" "How wrong I was." "Ronald Reagan soundly beat us." "In fact, we received less than 1 % of 1 % of the vote." "But it is 1988, and the country needs to come together like a family!" "We are family!" "We are family!" "Don't worry, Sister Sledge." "This is not your copyright-protected musical hit" ""We are family."" "It's something better." "♪ We are a close-knit group ♪" "♪ Coworkers and acquaintances ♪" "Four years ago, we asked" "America to join our family." "America said no." "So we decided to make loving families of our own." "Who else wants to get on board the love train?" "!" "Sadly, the O'jays won't let us use their hit song" ""Love Train."" "Even though it expresses every political ideal we stand for." "Next stop, the White House!" "Toot toot!" "All aboard!" "♪ Citizens of the earth ♪" "♪ Come on ♪" "♪ Ride the friend choo-choo ♪" "♪ Ride ♪" "♪ Ride the friend choo-choo ♪" "♪ Yeah ♪" "♪ Ride the friend choo-choo ♪" "Well, sadly, not a single voter chose to board the friendship choo-choo." "Worse, despite using the soundalike, the O'jays still sued us." "And during the 16-year legal battle, unsavory private matters were revealed, resulting in the spectacular in-court suicide of my beautiful wife, Jeanette." "My wife, Sarah, also committed suicide." "But, uh, that was unrelated to the trial." "These tragedies taught us that life, like voting for a third party, are ultimately meaningless." "So i-in the end, all we, the" "Libertarian party, are is dust in the wind!" "Dut!" "Dut!" "Dut!" "Dut!" "Dut!" "I mean, all of us is airborne mini dirt." "Airborne mini dirt, y'all!" "♪ All of us is airborne mini dirt ♪" "So, as you can see, the square root of negative one is the imaginary number "l."" "I don't get it." "Oh, now I ge-- [ vomiting ]" "Clark!" "It's me " " Lois!" "Oh, my God, what happened to you?" "Give me your boobs." "Ugh!" "They're in your head if you look inside of the microscope or acutes if you're bound to find them, 'cause they're so prevalent." "I'm made of chocolate!" "Oh, Whillikers, Mr. Kent!" "You look awful!" "Let's get you home." "[ tires screech ]" "You better drink up, fishes, 'cause you need to be drinking!" "Uh-oh, looks like Clark was exposed to some red Kryptonite." "I better -- Hey, wait a minute." "Oh, hey, that looks like fun." "Say, what do you guys do with your regular clothes when you turn super?" "Mine disappear when I spin around." "Mine just go into my ring." "Uh, I don't know." "I just drop mine in the street, I guess." "I'm saving lives!" "Hmm." "I thought so." "[ indistinct talking ]" "Ew!" "The leader of the band!" "His blood runs through my instruments!" "[ saxophone playing ] [ video-game music playing ]" "This is boring!" "But it doesn't have to be!" "Wait till you try the latest" "Wii Fit game, "Humping Robot."" "Wow!" "[ fast-paced music playing ]" "Awesome!" "Can I play?" "Sure!" "It's fun for the whole family." "[ banging ] [ dinging ]" "Aah!" "[ match strikes ] I want to play." ""Humping Robot" for Wii Fit." "Get your copy today." "Repetitive stress disorder may lead to total failure of the pelvis." "Okay, our lead story is the" "Zoning-commission scandal." "Next up, Metro section." "Kent, what do you got?" "!" "The Jeffersons are on Saturn!" "The robot's in the foreground in my head, screaming!" "Good." "Go with that." "Who says homeless people are useless?" "[ laughs ]" "Up, up, and away." "[ slurp ]" "Excuse me, frog." "Can you help me get across the river?" "I could ride on your back." "Oh, but you're a scorpion." "You'll sting me!" "No!" "We'd both drown." "Why would I do that?" "Hmm." "Okay!" "[ sword unsheathes ]" "What the fuck." "It's in my nature!" "Fuck you!" "Ow!" "You shot me!" "Blowing your brains out is my" "Fucking nature!" "Relax!" "We made it!" "Chill!" "Chill this, asshole!" "[ panting ]" "Excuse me, sir, might you give a tired gerbil a ride across?" "I promise not to crawl into your ass or anything." "But why?" "It's in my nature." "[ farting ]" "Ugh!" "Got to cut back on the smurfberries." "All that fiber turns my intestines into a smurfing log flume." "Huh, wonder who the page-three girl is." "Gee, Smurfette." "Shocker." "[ toilette flushes ]" "Uh-oh." "Oh, no." "Go down." "Go down." "Oh, no!" "Oh, no!" "Oh, oh!" "Smurf me up the smurf!" "The village septic tank is smurfed to hell!" "Well, Handy, we're a communist society, so hurry up and fix it for free." "You don't understand!" "The tank ruptured." "The sewage has smurfed into the water table." "[ bubbling ]" "Ugh!" "Uncle Gallio, I feel sick." "Everything tastes like rotten smurfberries." "Our water has been contaminated, Allstar." "So how does a test tube work underwater, exactly?" "It doesn't take a scientist to figure out those jerk-ass" "Smurfs are dumping crap in our lake again!" "Are those flying fish?" "I hate flying fish!" "Are those flying fish stuffed with dynamite?" "!" "I hate flying fish stuffed with " "[ Smurfs screaming ] I really have an ethical problem with this." "What?" "They're volunteering." "Just remember, 72 fish virgins await you in fish heaven." "To me, my Smurfs!" "It's war!" "War!" "[ Smurfs screaming ] [ ears ringing ] [ nasally ] I can't hear!" "I can't hear!" "You couldn't hear before!" "Your name is deaf Smurf, for" "God's sakes!" "Oh, yeah!" "Well, it still sucks!" "See?" "Like "Braveheart"!" "A present!" "Everyone, stop picking up the presents!" "[ slow-motion ] St-o-o-o-o-op!" "Everyone listen to me." "We're gonna outflank them with a pincer maneuver!" "Then we'll encircle them with a Blitzkrieg!" "You don't know what you're smurfing about, Brainy!" "Papa Smurf said I'm in charge, and Papa Smurf is always right, because Papa Smurf -- [ whirl!" "]" "Hey, it's true!" "The brain does stay alive after de-Smurfitation." "[ gulping ]" "Aah!" "Stop it, you stupid boys!" "This isn't accomplishing anything!" "Are you a f-- are you a f-- a female?" "Well, sure I am." "Why?" "[ groans ]" "We thought there was only one girl in the whole world, this tired, old worn-out whore over here!" "Hey!" "So it's agreed." "We'll stop Smurfing our turds in your lake." "[ Snorks cheering ]" "And in return, we shall give you photos of our women." "[ Smurfs cheering ]" "To masturbate to." "Yes, to masturbate to." "[ Smurfs cheering ]" "Unbelievable!" "Rotten scum-bag men." "Ugh!" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪" "♪ Ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk bawk bawk ♪" "Ba-gawk!" "Bawk." "[ gurgling ] [ laughs ]" "Stupid fish!" "Get in the fucking pan!" "[ sizzling ]"