"# Little honey, are you goin' out tonight?" "Sonny, why don't you hit me up with some syrup?" "# I ain't lookin' for a fight" "I'll be right with you." "Here you go." "You got the sausage, pancakes for you, and there's your syrup." "He's over there." " Decaf or regular?" " Regular, please." "You girls are kinda young to be smokin'." "Ruins your sex drive." "I'll get it!" "I got it!" "Hello?" "Hey, little housewife." "You all packed?" "We're outta here tonight." "Well, I still have to ask Darryl if I can go." "You mean you haven't asked him yet?" "Thelma, for Christ's sake." "Is he your husband or your father?" "It is just two days, for God's sake." "Don't be a child." "Tell him you're goin' with me." "Tell him I'm havin' a nervous breakdown." "That don't carry much weight with Darryl." "He already thinks you're out of your mind." " Are you at work?" " No, the Playboy Mansion." "Call you right back." "Darryl." "Darryl!" "Honey, you better hurry up!" "Goddamn it, Thelma." "Don't holler like that." "Shit." "Haven't I told you I can't stand you hollerin' in the morning?" "I'm sorry, doll." "I just didn't want you to be late." "Thank you." " Hon?" " What?" "Have a good day at work today." "Jesus." "Thank you, no." "Hon?" "What?" "You want anything special for dinner tonight?" "No, Thelma." "I don't give a shit what we have for dinner." "I may not even make it home for dinner." "You know how Fridays are." "Yeah." "Funny how so many people want to buy a carpet on a Friday night." "You'd almost think they'd want to forget about it for the weekend." "Well, then, it's a good thing you're not regional manager, and I am." "Jesus!" "Goddamn it, Homer!" "Christ, I gotta get to work." "Don't need this bullshit in the morning." "Just leave 'em." "I'll get 'em." "Thank you." "For Christ's sakes." "And I want you outta here by five." "No, three." "Get outta here by three today." " Good mornin'." " Mornin'." "Is Louise there?" "Why, yes, she is." "Is this Thelma?" "When are you gonna run away with me?" "Not this weekend." "She's runnin' away with me." " What'd he say?" " What time can you pick me up?" "All right!" "I'll be there around two or three." "OK." "Say, what kind of stuff do I bring?" "Oh, I don't know." "Warm stuff, I guess." "The mountains must get cold at night." " I'm just gonna bring everything." " OK." "I will too, then." " And steal Darryl's fishin' stuff." " I don't know how to fish." "Neither do I, Thelma, but Darryl does it." "How hard can it be?" " All right." "I'll see you in a bit." " OK." "All right." "Bye." "# As you brush your shoes" "# And stand before the mirror" "# And you comb your hair" "# And grab your coat and out" "# And you walk the wet streets trying to remember" "# All the wild night breezes in your memory ever" "# And everything looks so complete" "# When you're walkin' out on the street" "Hi." "This is Jimmy." "I'm not here right now." "# And sends you flyin', cryin'" "# Oooh" "# Oooh-ee" "# The wild night is callin'" " Hey." " Hi." "Thelma, we don't need the lantern." "The place has electricity." " Oh, OK." "No, I wanna take it just in case." " In case of what?" "In case there's some escaped psycho killer on the loose who cuts the electricity off and tries to come in and kill us." "Sure, Thelma." "Well, then that lantern'll come in real handy." "Maybe we should tow your car behind too, in case he steals the spark plugs." "We'd have to." "That thing barely makes it down the driveway." "Careful." "Careful." " Everything in?" " Yeah." "Here you go." "Ah!" "Be careful." "Smile." "Sit down." "Oh, Louise." " Will you take care of this gun?" " What'd you bring that for?" "Oh, come on." "Psycho killers, or bears, or snakes." " I don't know how to use it." "You take it." " Put it away." "Here, put it in my purse." "Thelma, good Lord." "So, whose place is this again?" "Bob's, the day manager's." "He's gettin' a divorce." "His wife's gettin' this place." "So he's lettin' all his friends use it till he's got to turn over the keys." "I've never been out of town without Darryl." "How come Darryl let you go?" "Cos I didn't ask him." "Shit, Thelma." "He's gonna kill you!" "Well, he'd never let me go." "He never lets me do one goddamn thing that's any fun." "All he wants me to do is hang around the house while he's out doin' God only knows what." "Well, you get what you settle for." "I left him a note." "I left him stuff to microwave." "# Children laugh, children cry" "# They're the ones who will survive" "# Will they know what we've sold?" "Nature's gift we turn for gold" "# I don't like what I see now" "# In my life, what I see now" "# I don't like where we're goin'" "# I don't like it, no" " Thelma." " What?" "# We're getting older now # you and I" "# Who will show them if we don't show them how?" "# I wanna know, is it true?" "# Is there a house of hope for me and you?" "Thelma, what are you doin'?" "Smokin'." "Hey, I'm Louise." "Can't we just stop somewhere for a minute?" "We're not gonna get to the cabin till after dark as it is." "Then what difference would it make if we stop?" "Come on." "I never get to do stuff like this." "OK, but it's gonna be a quick stop." "Fine, OK!" "# I'm still waitin' here and it's half past two" "# And I don't wanna love you, but I do" "I haven't seen a place like this since Texas." "Isn't this fun?" " Y'all want a drink?" " No, thanks." "I'll have a Wild Turkey straight up and a Coke back." "Thelma!" "Oh, what?" "Is this my vacation or isn't it?" "I mean, God, you're as bad as Darryl." "I'm sorry." "It's just I haven't seen you this way in a while." "You're usually so sedate." "Well, I've had it up to my ass with sedate." "You said we was gonna get outta town and for once just really let our hair down." "Well, darlin', look out, cos my hair is comin' down." "All right." "I changed my mind." "I'm gonna have a margarita, and a shot of Cuervo on the side." "All right!" "Get me another one." "Hey!" "Now, what are a couple of Kewpie dolls like you doin' in a place like this?" " We left town to have some fun." " Mindin' our own business." "Try it." "And cos Louise here is mad at her boyfriend cos..." " We wanted to get somethin' to eat." " You come to the right place." "You like chilli?" "They got good chilli." " Harlan, you bothering' these poor girls?" " Hell, no." "I was just bein' friendly." "Well, it's a good thing they're not all as friendly as you." "Hey, your name's Harlan?" "I got an uncle named Harlan." "You do?" "Is he a funny uncle?" "Cos if he is, then he and I got somethin' in common." "I don't mean to be rude, but I gotta talk to my friend in private." "I understand." "I didn't mean to bother you." "It's just hard not to notice two such pretty ladies as yourselves." "You better dance with me before you leave, or I will never forgive you." "Sure." "That'd be fun." "Jeez, Louise, that wasn't very nice." "Can't you tell when somebody's hittin' on you?" "Oh, so what if he was?" "It's all your years of waitin' tables that's made you jaded, that's all." "Maybe." "Just relax, will you?" "You're makin' me nervous." "All right." "# Oooh" "# Wa-wa, oooh" "# I woke up in a hotel, I didn't know what to do" "# I turned the TV on and wrote a letter to you..." "That's a good band." " I wonder if Darryl's home yet." " I wonder if Jimmy's got back." "Why don't you just tell him to get lost?" "Why don't you ditch that no-good husband of yours?" "Huh?" "This one's on Harlan." "Thanks!" "Well, look." "Jimmy'll come in off the road and you won't be there." "He'll freak out and call you 100,000 times." "Sunday night you'll call him back, and he'll be kissin' the ground you walk on." "Exactly." "In the meantime, you said we was gonna have some fun." "So let's have some." " All right." " OK." "Aah!" "Whoo!" "All right." " Let's dance." " All right." "# I woke up in a hotel, I didn't know what to do" "# I turned the TV on and wrote a letter to you" "# They was talkin' about a dragnet up on the Interstate..." "Thelma?" "That's a lovely name." " I don't know what I'm doin'!" " Just follow me, Thelma." "Ma'am, you want to dance a little?" " Sure." " All right." "# The land of opportunity for me is just a curse" "# Tell the judge in Bakersfield my trial will have to wait" "# Now they're lookin' for a Cadillac with Tennessee plates" "# She saw him singin' once when she was 17" "# And ever since that day she's been livin' in between" "# I was never king of nothin' but this wild weekend" "# Anyway he wouldn't care, hell, he gave 'em to his friends" "All right!" "Here we go." "Here we go." "Hey!" "Hey, Thelma!" "I'm hittin' the little girls' room, and then we're outta here." "I'm ready when you are." " Wait, Louise, I wanna come with you." " Come on." "Turn around." " I don't feel so good." " What's wrong?" " Come on." " Shit." "Stop." "What's wrong?" "I'm spinnin'." "Oopsy-doopsy." "We need to get you some fresh air, little lady." " Look, have you seen my friend?" " Your friend?" "Yeah." "Yeah, she was over there dancin'." "I think I'm startin' to feel a little better." "You're startin' to feel pretty good to me, too." "You know that?" "I think I need to keep walkin'." "Wait a minute." "Where do you think you're goin'?" " I'm goin' back inside." " Oh, no, no." " Harlan..." " What?" "Hey, quit it." "Stop it." "Stop it." "Thelma, Thelma, listen to me." "Listen." "I'm not gonna hurt you, OK?" "I just wanna kiss you." "All right?" " No, no." " Come on." "Come on." " Goddamn, you are gorgeous." " Let me go." " You are a gorgeous woman." " Let me go." "I'm married." "Come on." " That's OK." "I'm married too." " I don't feel good." "I've been sick." "Aw!" "Listen to me." "I said I'm not gonna hurt you." "All right?" "Relax." "Harlan, stop it, please!" "I mean it!" "Wait!" "Don't!" "I mean it!" " Louise is gonna wonder where I am!" " Fuck Louise." "Hey!" "Never fuckin' hit me!" "Fuckin' bitch!" " You hear me?" " Harlan, please, no!" " Don't hurt me, Harlan, please!" " Shut up!" "Shut the fuck up!" "You hear me?" "Shut up!" "Please." "Please don't hurt me, Harlan." " Goddamn bitch." " Don't hurt me!" " Let her go!" " Louise!" "Get the fuck outta here." "Louise!" "You let her go, you fuckin' asshole, or I'll splatter your ugly face all over this car." "All right." "Hey, hey, just calm down." "We were just havin' a little fun, that's all." "Looks like you got a real fucked-up idea of fun." "Come on." "Come on." "Turn around." "In the future, when a woman's cryin' like that, she isn't having' any fun!" "Bitch!" "I shoulda gone ahead and fucked her." "What did you say?" "I said suck my cock." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." " Get the car." " Oh, Jesus Christ." "Louise, you shot him." " Oh, my God." " Get the car." "You watch your mouth, buddy." "Louise!" "Come on!" "Watch it, you fuckin' asshole!" "Louise." "Louise, where are we goin'?" "I don't know." "Just shut up, so I can think." "Shouldn't we go to the cops?" "I mean, I think we ought to tell the police." "Tell 'em what?" "Just what do you think we should tell 'em, huh?" "Just tell 'em what happened." "Which part?" "All of it." "That he was raping' me." "100 people saw you dancin' cheek to cheek with him all night!" "Who's gonna believe that?" "We don't live in that kind of a world!" "Goddamn it!" "Pull over!" "All right." "Thelma." "Thelma." "Thelma, I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna stop someplace for a cup of coffee, and then..." "Just for a second." "And then I'm gonna get it together and we'll figure out then what to do." "Um, and everything's gonna be fine, all right?" "Everything's gonna..." "All right?" "Now's not the time to panic." "If we panic now, we're done for." "Nobody saw it." "Nobody knows it was us." "So we're still OK." "We just have to figure out what we're gonna do next." "We just have to figure out what we're gonna do." "I'll say one thing." "This is some vacation." "I sure am havin' a good time." "This is real fun." "If you weren't concerned with havin' so much fun, we wouldn't be here right now." " Just what is that supposed to mean?" " Oh, it just means shut up, Thelma." "So this is all my fault, is it?" "I have to go to the bathroom." "Sorry." "Thanks." "I'll try again later." "Move back, people." "Stand away from the line, please." "It's secured until further notice." " Could you identify 'em if you saw 'em?" " Hell, I told you 50 times, yeah." "But neither one of those two is the type to pull something' like this." "Well, you're no expert witness, but what makes you so sure?" "If waiting' tables in a bar don't make you an expert on human nature, nothin' will." "I coulda told you Harlan Puckett would end up buyin' it in a parking lot." "I'm just surprised it didn't happen sooner." " Who do you think did it?" " Has anybody asked his wife?" "She's the one I hope did it." "Lena, do you have any ideas or don't you?" "Well, if I had to guess, I'd say it was some old gal, some old gal's husband." "It wasn't neither one of those two." "The smaller one, the one with the tidy hairdo, she left me a huge tip." " Well..." " What?" "You didn't happen to notice what kind of car they were drivin', did you?" "It's a nightclub, Hal, not a drive-in." "I don't follow the customers out to the parking lot." "All right." "Lena, go on home." "You kept me here all night to ask me the same old question over and over again?" "Ain't you gonna offer me some teeny-eeny, witty-bitty little drink?" "Behave yourself." "Neither of those two was the murdering' type, Hal." "Hi." "This is Jimmy." "Thelma, you in there?" "Thelma, come on." "We're outta here, Thelma." "Come on." "We're gonna need money." "Thelma, how much money do you have on you?" "What?" "I'm gonna stop at the next town." "We'll get a motel room." "I can rest a little and then I'll figure out what to do." "OK." "Wait." "I'm lookin'." "$61." "Shit." "$41." "We're gonna need more money." "What are you doin'?" "Why are you unpacking?" " You said we was just gonna take a nap." " I'm tryin' to figure out what to do." "Well..." "When you figure it out, just wake me up." " What the hell's wrong with you?" " What's that supposed to mean?" " Why are you actin' like this?" " Actin' like what?" "How am I supposed to act?" "Excuse me for not knowin' how to act when you blow somebody away!" "You could help me try to figure out what to do." "I'm tryin' to figure it out." " But you could try and help me!" " Try?" "I did!" "I had a suggestion that we go to the police!" "But you didn't like that so, frankly, I'm out of ideas." "What's the big rush, Thelma?" "If we give 'em enough time, they'll come to us." "Shh." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm just not ready to go to jail yet, OK?" "Why don't you..." "Why don't you go out to the pool and take a swim or somethin', all right?" "Now, I'll figure out what to do." "Jimmy, this is Louise." "I've been tryin' to call you." " Louise." "Hey, baby." " Hi." "Now, where the hell are you at?" "Are you all right?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "How are you?" "Long time no see." " you sound kinda funny, Louise." " I am funny." "I'm real funny." "Are you in town?" "It sounds long-distance." "No, I'm out of town." "I'm in..." "I'm in deep shit, Jimmy." "Deep shit, Arkansas." "Louise, now you just tell me what the hell's goin' on here." "I come back, nobody knows where you are." " Is Thelma with you?" " Listen, Jimmy." "I have about $6700 in the bank." "Now, I know you can't get it out, but I need that money." "Can you wire me the $6700 and I'll pay you back?" "What the fuck is goin' on here, Louise?" "Listen..." "Something real bad has happened." "And I can't tell you what." "Just that I did it, and I can't undo it." "Will you help me?" "Please?" "Yeah, yeah." "Yeah, baby, of course I can." "But where?" "Why can't I bring it to you?" "Jimmy..." "Do you love me?" "Yeah." " Never mind." "Never mind." " yeah, yeah." "Look, just..." "Just wire it to Western Union in Oklahoma City, OK?" " So that's where you're at?" "Oklahoma?" " Not yet." "You call me back and I'll tell you which office to go to." "All right, all right." "I'll call you back in an hour." "Thelma!" "# I can feel it when I hear that lonesome highway" "Thelma!" " Thelma!" " Agh!" "What?" " Get in the car." " OK." "# We can never know about tomorrow" "# But still we have to choose which way to go # you and I are standing at the crossroads" "Even if they didn't do it, they most likely witnessed it." "So somebody better talk to them." "Put out an APB and see what we get back." "All right." "Any reason to believe they've left the state?" "That's certainly possible." "Hal, why don't we go ahead and let the Bureau in on this?" "Louise, don't get mad, OK?" "But where are we goin'?" "Oklahoma City." " Jimmy's gonna wire me some money..." " Jimmy?" "You talked to him?" " Did you tell him?" " No, I didn't tell him." "And that's what we gotta get straight." "Darryl's been callin', mad as a hornet." "When you call him, you gotta not tell him anything about this." "You gotta make sure everything sounds real normal." "I called the asshole at four o'clock in the morning." "He wasn't even home." "I don't know what he's got to be mad about." "I'm the one who should be mad." "Thelma," "I'm goin' to Mexico." "I figure I can make it in two and a half days, but I'm gonna have to haul ass." "Are you up to this?" "I mean, I gotta know." "This isn't a game." "I'm in deep shit, and I gotta know what you're gonna do." "I don't know." "I don't know, Louise." "I mean, I don't know what you're askin'." "Don't you start flaking' out on me." "Goddamn it, Thelma, every time we get in trouble you just get blank, or plead insanity or some such shit." "Not this time." "I mean, this time things have changed." "Everything's changed." "But I'm goin' to Mexico." "I'm goin'." " Louise." " Is that the way you answer the phone?" "I was afraid I'd missed you." "I got it." "I was afraid I couldn't get a cheque cashed on Saturday." " Who did it?" " A friend who owns a club." "Doug Randall." " You didn't say what it was for, did you?" " No." "I told him I was buyin' a car." "Good." "That's real good." "Listen, where do I go?" "It's a place called the Vagabond Motel." "It's at 1921 Northeast 23rd." "It's under Peaches." "What?" "That's the codeword." "I miss you, Peaches." "Thanks, Jimmy." "I appreciate it." "Ma'am, you sure you wouldn't rather have the large economy size?" "No, no." "That's OK." "What are you lookin' at?" "Hey, I want you to call Darryl." "Call him?" "Say you're havin' a wonderful time and you'll be home tomorrow night." " Will I be?" " I don't know." "I won't." "Ah, the newspaper." " This is Darryl." " I have a collect call from Thelma." " Will you accept?" " Yes, I will, operator." "Thelma!" "Where in the Sam Hill are you?" "I'm with Louise." "We're in the mountains." "We're fishin'." "Have you lost your mind?" "Is that it?" "I leave for work and you take complete leave of your senses?" "Darryl, calm down, please." "Don't get so mad." "I can explain, OK?" " See, Louise..." " Hold on, hold on, hold on." "Oh, come on, kick it." "Shit." "God." "Christ." "We're just gonna stay there and fish and hang out and stuff." "We'll be home tomorrow night." "No, you won't." "You'll be back today." "You get your butt back here, Thelma, now." "Goddamn it!" "Darryl." "Darryl, you're my husband, not my father." "Oh, now, that does it." "That Louise is nothin' but a bad influence." "If you're not back here by tonight..." "Thelma..." "Well, then, I just don't wanna say." "Darryl..." "Thelma." "Go fuck yourself." "Oh, that's good." "That's just sweet." "Shit!" "Darlin', are you all right?" "Did I cause that?" " No." "I'm sorry." " No?" "You're OK?" " Is there somethin' I can do for you?" " No, it's OK." "Crazy." "Excuse me, ma'am." "Which direction are you headin'?" "See, I'm tryin' to get back to school, my ride fell through, and..." "I'm kinda stuck here like stink on stink." "So I was thinkin' that if you're goin' my way, or if I'm goin' your way..." "I think we're goin' to Oklahoma City, but I'm not sure." "Yeah, well, I'd appreciate it much." "Well, see, it's really not up to me." "It's not my car." "We'd have to ask my friend." "But she'd probably say no." "She's a little bit uptight." "Maybe it's not such a good idea." "But I thank you for your time." "But, you know, I can ask." "It wouldn't hurt nothin'." "Well, no, it wouldn't hurt." "Louise." "Hey, Louise, this young man here is on his way back to school." "And I thought since we're goin' the same direction, we could give him a ride, huh?" "It's probably not a good idea." "No, probably not." "But I appreciate your time." "Y'all have a good day." "Drive safe." "Louise." "Did you see how polite he is?" "He was real sweet." " Thelma." " What?" "Cheer up, now." "Fill her up." "Sure wish we coulda brought him with us." "What'd Darryl have to say?" "Oh, he said OK, Thelma." "I just wanted to make sure you was all right." "I hope you're havin' fun." "You deserve it." "After all, you put up with me." "I love you, honey." "So, how long before we're in goddamn Mexico?" "I just didn't think it would hurt to give somebody a ride." "Did you see his butt?" "Darryl don't have a cute butt." "You could park a car in the shadow of his ass." "I'm sorry." "I'm just not in the mood for company right now." "Take this map." "Find all the secondary roads to Mexico from Oklahoma City." "I think we should stay off the Interstate." "We're too conspicuous." "Looks like we could get on this road 81 here and head down towards Dallas." "I don't wanna go through Texas." "Find some other way to go." "Wait." "What?" "You wanna go to Mexico from Oklahoma, but you don't wanna go through Texas?" "Thelma, you know how I feel about Texas." "We're not goin' that way." "Yeah, I know, Louise, but we're runnin' for our lives." "Can't you make an exception?" "I mean, look at this map." "The only thing between Oklahoma and Mexico is Texas." "Look." "I'm not gonna talk about this." "Either find another way, or give me the goddamn map and I will!" " You understand?" " No, Louise, I don't." "Now, how come you never told me what happened to you there?" "Look, you shoot off a guy's head with his pants down, believe me, Texas is not the place you wanna get caught." "Now trust me." "Now, I told you, I'm not gonna talk about this any more." "Happy birthday, lady." "# And, baby, you're so smart" "# You know you could have been a schoolbook" "# Well, you could have been anything that you wanted to" "# And I can tell" "# The way you do the things you do" "# The way you do the things you do, the way you do the things you do" "Is the manager in?" "Marian, there's a police officer here." "All right, all right, Thelma, all right." "The other night there was a murder out at the Silver Bullet." "A man was shot." "And we have some witnesses that saw a 1966 T-Bird convertible leaving' the scene, sort of speeding' out of the driveway there." "And that vehicle is registered to one Louise Sawyer." "And we have reason to believe that your wife was the other occupant of that car." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Excuse me." "You're standin' in your pizza." "Oh, shit." "So tell me, Miss Thelma." "How is it you ain't got any kids?" "God gives you somethin' special, I think you oughta pass it on." "Well, Darryl..." "That's my husband." " Darryl?" " Yeah." "He says he's not ready yet." "Says he's still too much of a kid himself." " Kind of prides himself on bein' infantile." " He's got a lot to be proud of." " Louise and him don't get on." " That's puttin' it mildly." " She thinks he's a pig." " I know he's a pig." "Did you get married real young, Miss Thelma?" "Well, I guess 18 is kinda young, but we'd already been goin' out four years when we got married." " How long?" " Four years." "I never been with anybody but Darryl." "Oh, I'm sorry." "Well, if you don't mind me sayin' so, he sounds like a real asshole." "It's OK." "He is an asshole." "Most of the time, I just let it slide." "You better slow down, Miss Louise." "That's a cop up ahead." "Maybe you got a few too many parking' tickets?" "We'll take you to Oklahoma City, then you best be on your way." "All right." "Prints on the trunk of the car match those of Thelma Dickinson." " Well, I'll be damned." "Isn't that strange?" " And her husband says a gun is missing." "She took a lot of stuff." "It looks like she may be planning on being gone a while." "The strange thing is, her husband said she would never touch that gun." "He got it for her cos he's out late a lot, but he said she'd never touch it." "Wouldn't learn to shoot it." "Just kept it in the drawer for years." " What kind of gun was it?" " 38." "Right." "Where are they?" "They were on their way to some guy's cabin, and they never showed up." "All right." "Now, I'm gonna go and..." "Listen up, you two." "I'm gonna go in." "It'll take a minute." "You two better say your goodbyes." " Huh?" " OK." "Hi." "I'm here to pick up a money order for Louise Sawyer." "There's nothing." "How about Peaches?" "Could you try a codeword Peaches?" "Did I hear somebody say Peaches?" " Oh, my God." "Jimmy." " That's the secret word." "Show the lady what she's won, Don." " What are you doin' here?" " I just came to see you, baby." "Can I have another room, please?" "Put it on my credit card." "Thelma." "Thelma, get your foot down." "Thelma, look who's here." "Oh, shit!" "Jimmy." "Hi, stranger." "What in the world are you doin' here?" "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies." "Good answer." "Same goes double for me." " Who's the cowboy?" " Oh, this here..." "This is JD." "He's..." " He's gone." " A student." "We're giving him a ride." "And then he..." "Louise said that he would have to go, so..." " That's what he's doin'." " Yeah, that's what I'm doin'." " He's gone." " Have a good trip." " Thank you." " Nice meeting you." "Yep." "That's him goin'." "I love to watch him go." " Thelma kinda took to him." " Well, I got you a room there, Thelma." "You can go on in and take yourself a nice cold shower." "Well, you know me, Jimmy." "I'm just a wild woman." "It's our future." "What are you gonna tell him?" "Nothin'." "I'm not gonna tell him a thing." "The least I can do is not make him any more of an accessory than he is." "You are so sweet to that guy." "You know, you really are." "Imagine not wantin' to drag him into this." "I didn't ask him to come." "It's no different than any other guy." "He just loves the chase." "Well, he sure got his work cut out for him now, don't he?" "Thelma, just put a lid on it." "Now..." " I want you to just guard that money." " OK." "And if there's any problem, you call me in room 211." "OK." "I won't wait up." " You want a drink?" " No." "Why don't you tell me what's goin' on?" "I'm not gonna tell you what's goin' on." "Someday you'll understand why I can't." "But I'm not goin' to, so don't ask me." " Can I ask you one thing?" " Maybe." "Are you in love with somebody else?" "Does this have somethin' to do with another man?" "No, it's not anything like that." "Well, then, what is it, goddammit?" "Are you just gonna leave for fuckin' ever?" "Huh?" "What, did you fuckin' kill somebody?" "You start this shit, I'm outta here." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Wanna come over there and sit down?" "I wanna give you somethin'." " I'm fine right here." " I wanna give you somethin'." "Give it to me here." "Here." "Why don't you try it on?" "Well, you didn't see that one comin', did ya?" "Why, Jimmy?" "Why now?" "Try not to get too excited." "I flew across two states with that ring in my hand, and you know I hate to fly." "You came all this way because you thought I was with somebody else." "No, that's not why I came." "Because, you know, I don't wanna lose you." "And I get the feelin', like, you're gonna, like, split." "Permanently." "That's not a good reason to get married." "Well, I thought that's what you wanted." "I did." "But not like this." "... cooking methods." "Questions are encouraged." " Louise?" " No, Thelma, it's me." "Surprise." "I was just out there and I was just thinkin' that..." "Well, I know I'm supposed to be gone and all, but, you know..." "And I'm not havin' turd's luck gettin' a ride out in this rain." "I was just thinkin' about you." "This is crazy." "I'm gonna get out of your hair, all right?" "I'm gonna." "Well, wait." "Wait." "Where are you goin'?" "Ah, I don't know." "You know." "Nowhere." "You think I'm happy playin' one-night gigs in Ramada Inn lounges?" "That you're the only one whose dreams don't work out?" "We both got what we settled for." "I think maybe you just don't love me any more." "No, I do love you." "But I think it's time to just let go of the old mistakes." "Just chalk it up to bad timing'." "I think it's time to let go." " OK." " No." "Come on." "Oh, you're too easy." "Come on." "Here." " All right." "All right." "I'll do it." " Your turn." "Come on." "Well, don't just leave 'em there." "All right, all right." "Ow." "God." "What have you got...?" "See?" "This is an unfair advantage." "You got too much metal goin' here." "You want to lighten the load a little bit?" "Yeah?" "Yeah." "I think that's better." "What do you think?" " Yeah." " Yeah, OK." " Take me, break me, make me a man." " Watch your head." "Careful." " Oh, my head's fine." " Who are you, anyway?" "I'm the great and powerful Oz." "Who do you want to be?" "Come on, tell me." "I know you're not just some schoolboy." " Nobody ever tells me shit." "Tell me." " Oh, I'm just some guy." "A guy whose parole officer is probably having' a shitfit right about now." "What do you mean, parole officer?" " What?" "Are you a criminal?" " No." "No, not no more, Thelma." "Let's see." "Besides bustin' parole, I haven't done one wrong thing." " What'd you do?" " I'm a robber." " You're a bank robber?" " No, no." "I don't rob no banks." "Come on." "Well, what do you rob?" "Well, let's see." "Let's add it up here." "I robbed a gas station, a couple of convenience stores, liquor stores." "Oh, my God." "How?" " Come on." " OK." "Well, see, first you pick your place." "Then I sit back and watch it for a little while." "Wait for that right moment to make my move, see?" "That's somethin' you gotta know up here." "That shit cannot be taught." "Yeah, and then..." "Oh, shit, I don't wanna talk about this." "Come on." "I do." "All right." "Then I waltz right in." "Yep." "And I just kinda waltz on in and I say Ladies, gentlemen, let's see who wins the prize for keepin' cool." "Simon says 'Everyone on the floor'." "Nobody loses their head, then nobody loses their head." "You, sir." "Yeah, you do the honours." "Take the cash and put it in the bag and you've an amazing story to tell." "If not, well, you got a tag on your toe." "You decide." "Simple as that." "Then I just slip on out." "And get the hell out of Dodge, yeah." "My goodness, you were sure gentlemanly about it." "I believe that, done properly, robbery doesn't have to be totally unpleasant." " What?" " You're a real live outlaw, aren't you?" "Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin', but you're the one who's stealin' my heart." " Oh, smooth." " Ooh, yeah." "Ooh." "Isn't he?" "Isn't he?" " Yeah." "Keep it that way." " I sure am." "Remember when we first met?" "Yeah." " What happened?" "Tell me what you said." " I said you had a nice pair of eyes." "And what'd I say?" "Do you remember?" "Yeah, you shut 'em." "Asked me if I knew what colour they were." "And what'd you say?" "I didn't know." "Jimmy, what colour are my eyes?" "They're brown." "Wait." "Wait." "Y'all want some more coffee?" "Thank you." "I don't know what's goin' on with you, or what happened, or what you all did, but I'm not gonna tell anybody anything, and I'm not gonna say that I even saw you." "OK?" "Damn, what'd you do?" "Take some kind of pill, makes you say all the right stuff?" "Yeah." "I'm chokin' on it." "You sure you don't want me to go with you?" "I think it's probably not a real good idea right now." "But I'll catch up with you later, on down the road." "Yeah." "Well, my taxi's here." "So, why don't you just keep that?" "Thanks." "I just want you to be happy." "I am happy, sweetie." "Happy as I can be." "All right." "All right." "Well, why don't you give ol' Jimmy a kiss goodbye?" "And I'll be gettin' outta here." "Come here, ol' Jimmy." " I'll be seeing you, Louise." " Mm-hm." "You have a safe trip." "It's a good thing he left when he did." "We thought we'd have to put out a fire." " Hi." " What happened to your hair?" "Nothin'." "Got messed up." "Thelma, what's wrong with you?" "Nothin'." "Why?" "Do I seem different?" "Well, now that you mention it, yeah." "You seem like you're crazy or you're on drugs." "Well, I'm not on drugs." "But I might be crazy." "Thelma, what happened?" " What happened?" " JD came back." " Oh, my God, Louise." "Oh, my God." " Oh, no." " I can't believe it." "I just can't believe it." " No!" "Oh, my God." "It's like..." "I finally understand what the fuss is about." "It's just like a whole 'nother ball game." "Oh, darlin', I'm so happy for you." "That's great." "I really am." "You finally got laid properly." "That's so sweet." " Where is he now?" " He's takin' a shower." "Thelma, you left him alone in the room?" "Where's the money?" "My God, Thelma, where's the money?" "It's on the bed table." "It's OK." "It's on the nightstand." "It's OK." "Oh!" "Oh, goddammit!" "I've never been lucky!" "Not one time!" "Shit!" "That son of a bitch burgled me." "I don't believe it." "I don't believe it." "Louise." "You OK?" "Louise." "I'm sorry." "I mean it." "Louise." "It's OK." " It's OK." " No, Thelma, it's not OK." "It's definitely not OK." "None of this is OK." "I mean, what are we gonna do for money?" "Huh?" "How are we gonna get gas?" "I mean, trading' on our good looks?" "I mean..." "Oh, goddammit, Thelma, it's not OK." "Louise." "Hey." "Now you listen to me." "Don't you worry about it." "You hear me?" "Come on." "Stand up." "Louise, just don't you worry about it." "D'you hear?" "Come on." "Come on, damn it." "Get your stuff." "Let's get outta here." "Move!" "Jesus Christ." "Come on." "Come on." "Take your damn time." "Come on." "Here we go." "Damn, damn." "Afraid of a little rain, Max?" "Well, come on in." "Wipe your feet." "As you know, we've tapped your phone in the event that she calls in." "Is that gonna cost me?" " Excuse me." "May I?" " Hey, live it up." "That's what it's there for." "We're going to have someone here at the house, on the phones, until we find them." "The important thing is not to let on you know anything." "We want to try and find out where they are." "I don't want to get too personal, but do you have a good relationship with your wife?" "I love Thelma." "I don't intend anything by that, sir." "It's just a question I have to ask." " Are you close with her?" " Yeah, I guess." "I mean, I'm about as close as I can be to a nutcase like that." "Yeah, well, if she calls, just be gentle." "You know, like you're really happy to hear from her?" "Like you really miss her." "Women love that shit." "OK." "If you say so." "Women love that shit." "Oh, cool." "Can I wear these?" "Want anything?" "Drive, Louise!" "Drive!" "Drive the car!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, go, go, go, go, go!" "What happened?" "You robbed the store?" "You robbed the goddamn store?" "Well, we needed the money." "It's not like I killed anybody, for God's sake." " Thelma!" " We needed the money." "Now we have it." " Oh, shit." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit, Thelma!" " Louise, Louise." "Come on, get a grip." " Drive us to goddamn Mexico, will ya?" " OK." "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit!" "Well, what..." "How'd you..." "I mean, what'd you say?" "Well, I just waltzed on in there and I said" "Good morning, this is a robbery." "If nobody loses their head, nobody'll lose their head." "Simon says Will you all lie down on the floor, please?" "Right away?" "Ma'am, would you get down?" "Not you, sir." "Let's see who'll win a prize for keepin' their cool." "Put the cash in a paper bag." "You'll have an amazing story to tell." "If not, you'll have a tag on your toe." "You decide." "Hurry up." "Let's go." "Ma'am, would you be quiet?" "Sir, get down." "Thank you." "Just stay there." "Just get real comfortable." "Throw in a coupla bottles of Wild Turkey too, will you?" "Y es, ma'am." "Thank you." "Now, you get down too." "Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you all for your cooperation." "Now, stay down on the floor till I'm gone." "Have a good day." " Jesus Christ." " Good God." "My Lord." "# I'm fading out of sight" "# My wheels are the only sound" "# Runnin' at the speed of light" "Hey, Louise." "You'd better slow down." "I'd just die if we get caught over a speeding' ticket." "You know, for the first time in my life, I wish this car wasn't green." "You sure we should be drivin' in broad daylight?" "I want to put some distance between us and the scene of our last goddamn crime!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Oh, man, you wouldn't have believed it." "It was like I'd been doin' it all my life." "I mean, nobody would believe it." " Think you've found your calling?" " Maybe." "Maybe." "The call of the wild." "Whoo!" " You are disturbed." " Yeah, I believe I am." "Whoo!" "Thelma, don't you litter." "Wait a minute." "God, I hate when you..." "This always happens when you're in a hurry." "Damn." "What are you gonna do?" "Just stay drunk all day?" "Try to." "Oh, isn't that nice?" "Truck drivers are always so nice." "Best drivers on the road." "Oh, Lord." "How original." "Thank you." " Urgh!" "Man, that's disgusting." " You pig." "Just a fuckin' pig." " Gross." "What's he gotta do that for?" " I don't know." "They think we like it." "They think it turns us on, is what they think." "Shut up!" "James Lennox?" " Who wants to know?" " Arkansas State Police." "Hi." "Thelma." " What?" " I want you to call Darryl." "What for?" "I want you to find out if he knows anything." "And if you think he does, you gotta hang up the phone, cos that means the police have told him and the phone's probably tapped." "Tapped the phone?" "What are you talkin' about?" "Come on, Thelma, murder one and armed robbery?" "We can't even say it was self-defense?" " It wasn't." "We were walkin' away." " Yeah, but they don't know that." "It was just you and me." "I'll say he raped me and you had to shoot him." " That's almost the truth." " It won't work." " Why not?" " Because there's no physical evidence." "We can't prove he did it." "We can't even probably prove by now he touched you." "God." "The law is some tricky shit, isn't it?" " How do you know about all this?" " Besides, what about the robbery?" "There's no such thing as justifiable robbery." "All right, Louise, will you?" " Where did you get this?" " Stole it." "Hi." "Hi!" "Huh?" " Who's the nut?" " That's Mrs. Dickinson's husband." "Well, shit twice and fall back in it." "God." "Where did you get the $6600 in cash?" " A friend." " We spoke with a gentleman today who says he delivered very close to that amount to Miss Louise Sawyer." " Do you know her too?" " Yes, sir." "Yeah, I believe she's the woman driving' the car." "He said he took her to a motel in Oklahoma City?" "He also says that at that time he met a man." "He identified you through a series of mug shots." "He also told us that you and Mrs. Dickinson seemed close." "Is that true?" "Well, sir, you might say we had a meetin' of the minds, yeah." "Are you aware that Mrs. Dickinson and Miss Sawyer are wanted for murder?" "Murder?" "What, Thelma?" "Damn!" "Did they ever indicate that they might be on the run from the law?" "You know, sir, now that you mention it, they might have seemed a little bit jumpy." " You know what?" " What?" " You're startin' to irritate me." " Yeah, me too." "Well, that'll happen." "Say, you two boys have a lot in common." "Maybe I should just step out of the room." "I got a better idea." "Do you mind if I speak to him alone for a minute?" "What?" "What'd I do?" "Nothin', that's what." "I'll tell you somethin', this is a crock of shit," "Mr. John fuckin' Law." " Son, I got a feelin' about somethin' and..." " Yeah?" "...I just wanna ask your opinion." "Would Thelma Dickinson have committed armed robbery if you hadn't taken all their money?" "Get your foot off that table." " Cat got your tongue?" " No." "Well, how do you know I took it?" "How do you know..." "Don't you fuckin' lie to me!" "There's two girls out there that had a chance." "They had a chance." " And now you've screwed it up for them." " No." "And now they're in some serious trouble." "And I'll hold you responsible for at least part of it if anything happens to them." "I got no feelin' for you." "Now, you're either gonna tell me every damn thing you know, so there's a small chance I can actually do them some good, or I'm gonna be all over you like a fly on shit for the rest of your natural life." "Your miseries will be my goddamn mission in life." "Yes, sir." " OK?" " Yeah." "That's right." "We understand each other?" "OK." "Mr. Dickinson?" "If you can just hang on, I want a word with you." "I like your wife." "Hey, come back here!" "Come back here, you little shit!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "Come on!" "Get him!" "I'll kill you!" " What will it be, ladies?" " Fill her up." "There you go." "Excuse me." "Do you have a phone?" "Thank you." "Thelma, listen up." "Even if you think he knows, even if you're not sure," " I want you to hang up." "You understand?" " Yeah." "# Goin' to a new life" "# Goin' in her own good time" "# She ain't taking' no airplane" "# Don't want to get there too fast" "# If it's not too late, she can still take it back" "# Maybe it all will pass" " Hello?" " Darryl, it's me." "Thelma!" "Hello!" " He knows." " Shit." "I need more time." "What?" "All I said was Hello." "# And she can't go back there no more" "# I'd better go" "# Don't look back" "# Pick up all that trash, baby" "# Don't look back" "# Keep that sunshine..." " Yeah?" " This is Louise." "Let me talk to the police." " Hey, Louise." " Hi." "Let me talk to the police." "What do you mean?" "There's no police here." "Hey, where are you girls, anyway?" " Just let me talk to whoever's in charge." " How do you know..." "Hello, Miss Sawyer?" "I'm Investigator Hal Slocumb, Arkansas State Police." "How are you?" "Well, I've been better." " you be careful with that gun." " Yes, sir, I know." "You girls are in some hot water." " you both OK?" "Neither one of you hurt?" " Oh, yes, sir." "We're both fine." "Good." " you wanna tell me what happened?" " Sure, over coffee sometime." "I'll buy." "I want you to know neither one of you are charged with murder yet." "You're just still wanted for questioning'." "Although now, Mrs. Dickinson's wanted in Oklahoma for armed robbery." "No kiddin'?" "Look." "We gotta go." "I'll call you back, all right?" "Miss Sawyer, I don't think you all are gonna make it to Mexico." "We should talk." "Please." "I want to help you." "Shit." "God, that JD kid is a little shit." "What?" "What?" "Thelma, how did they know we're goin' to Mexico, huh?" "How'd they know that?" "You told that thieving' little shit where we were goin'?" "I just told him if he ever got to Mexico, he should look us up." "But I asked him not to tell." "I thought he would not tell anybody." "You know?" "I didn't think he'd tell." "Why?" "What's he got to lose?" "Except my life savings, of course." "Oh, shit!" "Thelma, goddammit." " Look, I'm sorry." " Oh, goddammit, Thelma." "Up until now we had two things goin' for us:" "Nobody knew where we were, or where we were goin'." "Now one of the things we had goin' for us is gone!" "Look, Thelma." "You just gotta stop talkin' to people." "You gotta stop bein' so open." "We're fugitives now, right?" "Let's start behaving' like that." " You're right." " Thank you." " I was wondering..." " Listen, little boy." "Of course I want you to go, if that's what's worrying you." "Please don't think..." "No." "I wasn't worrying about that." "I knew you'd want me to take the job, sure." "But..." "Sorry." "Julie, let's get married." "My God, this is beautiful." "It surely is." "I always wanted to travel." "I just never got the opportunity." "You got it now." "# The morning sun touched lightly on # the eyes of Lucy Jordan" "# In a white suburban bedroom # in a white suburban town" "# As she lay there 'neath the covers # dreaming of a thousand lovers" "# Till the world turned to orange # and the room went spinning' round" "# At the age of 37 she realised" "# She'd never ride through Paris in a # sports car with the warm wind in her hair" "# So she let the phone keep ringing # and she sat there softly singing" "# Little nursery rhymes # she'd memorised in Daddy's easy chair" "# At the age of 37 # she knew she'd found for ever" "# As she rode along through Paris # with the warm wind in her hair" "What's goin' on?" "Nothin'." "Shit." "Well, we don't need the East Coast any more." "Hey, look." "Look who it is." "It's that guy." "I'll be darned." "Ignore him." "Hey, baby!" "I'm your Captain Muff-Diver!" "Your storm trooper of love!" "Hey!" "I ignored him." "What?" " What?" " Harlan." " What about him?" " Nothin'." "Just..." "Just the look on his face when..." "What?" "He sure wasn't expecting' that." "Suck my dick." "Thelma, it's not funny." "I know." "It happened to you, didn't it?" "What?" "What are you talkin' about?" "In Texas." "I mean, that's what happened, isn't it?" "You was raped?" "Hey, now, look." "I'm warnin' you." "Just drop it." "I'm not gonna talk about that." " You understand?" " Yeah." " I'm not talkin' about it." "You understand?" " Yeah." "OK, Louise." "It's OK." "It's OK." "Oh, shit." "Thelma, we're gettin' pulled over." "Shit!" "Shit!" " What do you wanna do?" "What'll we do?" " I don't know!" "Oh, shit!" "All right." "We'll play it by ear." "Maybe he's just gonna give me a ticket." "Oh, God." "Please don't let us get caught." "Please, God, don't let us get caught." "All right, I'm just gonna pull over." "Turn off your engine." "He's puttin' on his hat." "Oh, my God." "He's a Nazi." " What's he doin'?" " He's walkin' this way." "Hello, Officer." "Is there a problem?" " Wanna let me see your license, please?" " Right." "Here it is." " Wanna take it out of your wallet, please?" " All right." "I told you to slow down." "Officer, I told her to slow down." "She did." "How fast was I goin'?" "About 110." " Wanna get out of the car, please?" " Yes, sir." "Sure." " Come with me, please." " Yes, sir." " This your vehicle?" " Yes, sir, that is." " Wanna get in the car, please?" " Yes, sir." " The front or the back?" " Front." "Wanna take off your eyewear, please?" "Yes, sir." "Am I in trouble, Officer?" "As far as I'm concerned, yes, ma'am, you're in a lot of trouble." "This is 98..." "You wanna step back and get in your car, please?" "Officer, I am so sorry about this, but would you let go of that?" "Now, I really, really apologise, but would you put your hands on the steering wheel?" "See, if you get on that radio, you'll find out we're wanted in two states, and probably considered armed and dangerous - at least I am - and then our whole plan is just gonna be all shot to hell." "Louise, take his gun." "Take his gun, Louise." "Right there." "Right." "I'm real sorry." "Excuse me." "Wanna step out of the car, please?" "I swear, three days ago neither one of us would've ever pulled a stunt like this." "But if you'd ever met my husband, you'd understand why." "You wanna put your hands on your head, please?" " Louise." " What?" " Shoot the radio." " Right." "The police radio, Louise." " Jesus Christ." " I'm sorry." " Got it." " OK." "You wanna step to the back of the car, please?" "Louise, get the keys." " Thelma?" "What..." " Air holes." "Open the trunk." "Shit, Thelma." "Who'd have thought of it?" "You wanna step into the trunk, please?" "Please..." "I have a wife and kids." "Please!" "You do?" "Well, you're lucky." "You be sweet to 'em." "Especially your wife." "My husband wasn't sweet to me." "Look how I turned out." "Now go on." "Get in there." "Oh, wait a second, wait a second." "Excuse me." "Oh, wait a minute." "Officer, could I have your belt, please?" " Extra ammo." " Good idea." "And could I trade glasses with you, maybe?" "Thanks." "Is that it?" " Officer, I'm real sorry about this." " I apologise also." "Go." " You ready?" " Hit it." "You know, I know it's crazy, but I just feel like I got a knack for this shit." "I believe you do." "Drive like hell." "You know, I can't figure out whether these girls are real smart or just real, real lucky." "It don't matter." "Brains'll only get you so far, and luck always runs out." " Louise, are we still goin' to Mexico?" " Yeah." "Then aren't we goin' in the wrong direction?" "I figure if you take a state policeman, take his gun and lock him in the trunk," " it's best just to get on out of the state." " I heard that." "Don't dent my car!" "I think I fucked up." "I think I got us into a situation where we both could get killed." " Why didn't I go to the police right away?" " You know why." "You already said." " What'd I say again?" " Nobody'd believe us." "We'd still get in trouble." "We'd still have our lives ruined." " You know what else?" " What?" "That guy was hurtin' me." "And if you hadn't come, he would've hurt me a lot worse." "And nothin' woulda happened to him cos everyone saw me dancin' with him." "They woulda made out like I'd asked for it." "My life woulda been ruined a whole lot worse than it is now." "At least now I'm havin' some fun." "And I'm not sorry that son of a bitch is dead." "I'm just sorry it was you that did it, not me." " Hello?" " Let me talk to Slocumb." "She wants to talk to you." " Hello." "Louise?" " Hi." "How are things goin' out there?" "Weird." "We got some kind of a snowball effect happening' here." "You're still with us, though." "You're somewhere on the face of the earth." "Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here." "I swear." " Louise, I almost feel like I know you." " Well, you don't." "You're gettin' in deeper every moment." "Would you believe this was all an accident?" "I do believe you." "That's what I want everybody to believe." "The trouble is, it doesn't look like an accident." "And you're not here to tell me about it." " I need your help." "Did Harlan Puckett..." " I don't wanna talk about it." " You wanna come on in?" " I don't think so." "Then I'm sorry." "We're gonna have to charge you with murder." "Do you wanna come out of this alive?" "You know, certain words and phrases just keep drifting' through my mind." "Things like incarceration, cavity search, death by electrocution, life imprisonment - you know what I'm sayin'?" "So do I wanna come out alive?" "I don't know." "I..." "I don't know." "I think we're gonna have to think about that." "Louise..." "I'll do anything." "I know what's makin' you run." "I know what happened to you in Texas." "Come on, Louise." "Don't blow it." "We got it!" "Give it to me." "Max, you gotta take me there." " No, Hal." "Cannot do." " I'm the only one she's ever..." "You're no good to me now." "There's nothing you can do for me now." "I don't want anybody losing' their heads!" "You know what happens." "The volume gets turned way up, and the next thing you know, these girls get shot!" "What?" "You're not gonna give up on me, are you?" "What do you mean?" "You're not gonna make a deal with that guy?" "I mean, I just wanna know." "Thelma, I'm not makin' any deals." "I mean, I'd understand if you was thinkin' about it." "In a way, you got somethin' to go back for." "Jimmy and all." "Jimmy's not an option." "But..." "I don't know." "You know, something's, like, crossed over in me, and I can't go back." "I mean..." "I just couldn't live." "I know." "I know what you mean." "Anyway, we don't wanna end up on the damn Geraldo show." "Yeah." "They're charging' us with murder." "Yeah." "They say that we gotta figure out if we want to come in dead or alive." "Gosh." "Didn't he say anything positive at all?" "You awake?" "Guess you could call it that." "My eyes are open." "Me too." "I feel awake." " Good." " Wide awake." "I don't remember ever feelin' this awake." "Know what I mean?" "Everything looks different." "You feel like that too?" "Like you got somethin' to look forward to?" "We'll be drinkin' margaritas by the sea, mamacita." " We could change our names." " And live in a hacienda." "I'm gonna get a job." "I'm gonna work at Club Med." "Yeah." "What kind of a deal is that cop gonna have to come up with to beat that?" " Have to be pretty good." " Have to be pretty damn good." "But I do have some advice to pass along, right here in the words of this song." "# Better not look down" "# If you want to keep on flyin'" "# Put the hammer down" "# Keep it full speed ahead" "# Better not look back" "# Or you might just wind up cryin' # you can keep it movin'..." "Oh, my God, Louise." "Oh, look, look." "See?" "That's him." "It's him." "It's definitely him." "Pass him." "Hey, baby!" "You ready for a big dick?" " Hi!" " Hi there." "You all right?" " We're fine." "How are you?" " Grrrreat!" "Are you girls about ready to get serious?" "I think so." "Follow us." "# Better not look down" "# If you want to keep on flyin'" "# Put the hammer down" "# Better not look down" "# Or you might just wind up cryin' # you can keep it movin' # if you don't look down" "# Better not look down" "# If you want to keep on flyin'" "# Put the hammer down, # keep it full speed ahead" "# Better not look down" "# Or you might just wind up cryin' # you can keep it movin' # if you don't look down" " Where are you goin'?" " Fresno." "We've been seein' you all over the place." "Why don't you take off those shades?" "I wanna see your eyes." "Yeah, I been seein' you too." "We think you have really bad manners." "Where do you get off behaving' like that with women you don't even know?" "Huh?" "How would you feel if somebody did that to your mother, or your sister, or your wife?" "Huh?" "What are you talkin' about?" "You know damn well what I'm talkin' about." "I mean, really!" "That business with your tongue?" "What is that?" "That is disgusting'!" "And that other shit of pointing' to your lap." "What is that supposed to mean, exactly?" "Does that mean Pull over." "I wanna show you what a fat slob I am?" "Yeah, or does that mean Suck my dick?" " You women are crazy!" " You got that right." "We think you should apologise." "I ain't apologising for shit!" "You say you're sorry." "Fuck that!" "You say you're sorry, or I'm gonna make you fuckin' sorry." "Aw, Jesus!" "I bet you even called us beavers on your CB radio." "Yeah." "Sure did!" "Damn!" "I hate being called a beaver." "Don't you?" "You gonna apologise, or what?" "Fuck you!" "Oh!" "Goddamn!" "You bitch!" " I don't think he's gonna apologise." " Nah." "I don't think so." "You bitches!" "You bitches from hell!" "Goddammit!" "You're gonna have to pay for this!" "You're gonna have to pay for this!" "I'm gonna make you!" "Yeah!" "I'm gonna make you pay for this!" "You hear me?" "Oh, my God!" " Where'd you learn to shoot like that?" " Oh, off the TV." "And where'd you learn to shoot like that?" "Texas." "Whoo!" "# Gone are the dark clouds # that had me blind" "# It's gonna be # a bright, bright, sunshiny day" "# It's gonna be # a bright, bright, sunshiny day" "# I think I can make it # now the pain is gone..." "Hello?" "Hello." "I'm in the trunk." "I'm a police officer." "The keys are over there." "The keys are over there." "# Look all around, there's nothin' but blue skies" "# Look straight ahead, nothin' but blue skies ... DOB 10. 17.55." "Red hair, brown eyes, 5 foot 7 inches tall, 120 pounds." "Suspect:" "Thelma Yvonne Dickinson." "White female." "DOB 11.27.56." "Red hair, green eyes, 5 foot 10 inches tall, 130 pounds." "Both subjects armed and extremely dangerous." "Approach with caution." "... New Mexico and Arizona on felony warrants for armed robbery, kidnapping a law-enforcement officer, assault with a deadly weapon." "Suspect driving:" "Louise Elizabeth Sawyer, white female..." "Think they saw us?" "I don't know." "I don't think so." "We better get off, just in case." "You got your seat belt on?" "This is 1-12." "I am in pursuit of green Thunderbird." "Requesting assistance." "Oh, shit." "We have the suspects in sight." "Continuing pursuit." "Remain in position!" "I know this whole thing was my fault." "Damn it, Thelma." "You should know by now, this wasn't your fault." "Louise, no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you." "Shit." "Aw, shit!" "That guy was right in the middle of the road!" "Hold on!" "I guess from now on it's gonna get shitty." "Unbearable, I imagine." " Everything we got to lose is gone now." " Oh, God." "How do you stay so positive?" " You're a good friend." " You too, sweetie." "The best." "How do you like the vacation so far?" "I guess I went a little crazy, huh?" "No, you've always been crazy." "This is just the first chance you've ever had to really express yourself." "Good driving'." "Thanks." " Oh, my God." " What in the hell is this?" "I don't know." "I think it's the goddamn Grand Canyon." "Isn't it beautiful?" "Yeah." "It's somethin' else, all right." "Oh, my God." "It looks like the army." "All this for us?" "Don't let them shoot those girls." "This is too much." "They got guns pointing' at 'em." "These women are armed, Hal." "This is standard." "Calm down." "They know what they're doin'." "Place your hands in plain view!" "Any failure to obey that command will be considered an act of aggression against us!" "I repeat:" "Turn your engine off and place your hands in plain view!" " What are you doin'?" " I'm not givin' up." "Max, you gotta do somethin'!" "How many times has that woman got to be fucked over?" "Hey, listen!" "Pull yourself together now and listen to me!" "Calm down." "Don't make me sorry I brought you." "Damn it!" "I repeat:" "Cut your engine off and place your hands in plain view!" "OK, then." "Listen." "Let's not get caught." "What are you talkin' about?" "Let's keep goin'." "What do you mean?" "Go." "You sure?" "Yeah." "Hit it." "Hey!" "# Oooh, ooh ooh" "# I felt it when the sun came up this morning" "# I knew I could not wait another day" "# Darlin', there is somethin' I must tell you" "# A distant voice is calling me away" "# Until we find the bridge across forever" "# Until this grand illusion brings us home # you and I will always be together" "# From this day on you'll never walk alone # you're a part of me" "# I'm a part of you"