"What's wrong with this city?" "Somewhere there are ashes and somewhere smoke." "Why doesn't someone say something?" "Why do we endure smoke quietly?" "Now it's the limit of endurance." "Let's bring this reckless act to an end." "Smoking at public places is prohibited." "Violation will lead to penalty." "Don't smoke." "Or let others smoke." "You will have to pay a heavy price for smoking." "Who doesn't want to be happy?" "But at what price?" "You will have to pay a heavy price for smoking." "Smoking is injurious for you." "And for your dear ones" "You will have to pay a heavy price for smoking." " MK:" "Check" " Sounds good..." "Checking focus." " Roll sound!" "7 Ready, Ayan?" "Yeah" " Great..." "Let's start!" " So..." "The reclusive Ayan Sanger!" "S years 4 mg songs ...all hits and all non-film!" "Congratulations!" "Thanks... and thanks to all of you." " The lyrics of your songs are by a certain... 7 Saba Tahyar Khan" " ...and she's a lesser known poet, right?" "We had a very special relationship..." " Past tense!" "And now?" "She's a really good friend..." " And all your songs hint at unrequited loved..." "Does that mean..." "No, no, no..." "My love isn't unfulfilled..." " And still... unrequited?" "I'd only heard of the power of one-sided love..." "NOW \ understand M" "Does this love have a name?" "What kind of hug was that?" "!" " Means?" " 'Mmmmm'!" "I wasn't aware that hugs had standards." "Listen..." "Save these sentimental hugs for your family not girls you're hooking up with!" "And what was that kiss!" "Excuse me!" "All my ex-girlfriends say I'm a great kisser!" "Really..." "People will say anything these clays..." "Great Maser ma: mu of guy are you?" "A guilty one..." "Guilty?" "Why?" "I have a girlfriend..." "So?" "I've got a boyfriend." "And you're not guilty?" "Look... boyfriends are like movies..." "Some flops... some blockbusters!" "And Dr. Faisal was chosen by my father..." "Won't take too long to flop." "Anyway" "This was..." "Alright..." "No, no... it's...done." "Sure?" "Definitely!" "Nice meeting you..." "Bye!" "Are you following me?" "X don': know anyone here" "What do you want me [O do?" "Take you around like a tour guide?" ""Hello, Party!" "Meet Hugh Heffner..." "world's best kisser!"" "Hello!" "What's with the attitude?" "Hello hello hello!" "Did you feel bad?" "!" "Why so touchy, baby?" "Just..." "Fought with my girlfriend." "I fought with my boyfriend, too!" "Just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl!" "Filmy!" "Totally!" "Why'd you guys fight?" "If I tell you, you'll judge me..." "Oh, I've already judged you with that 'kiss'." " Just tell me!" "So... we were late for this party so when I saw Lisa, I asked her why she hadn't worn her clothes, yet..." "And she said..." ""I'm already dressed!"" "No way!" "Short or skimpy?" "Both!" "She showed up in a bikini, I swear!" "Marv n: up m hen" "You stink of male chauvinism!" "Are you saying it's my fault?" "!" "I know too many boys like you!" "You're so judgmental!" "Happily judgmental!" "Now..." "If you're done, can we get out of here?" "Where to?" "Bar hopping!" "Wfih me?" "Well, I'm not going alone!" "Okay, let's go!" "Mg gm!" "We haven't been properly introduced!" "My name is Alizeh Khan..." "Khan, and I'm not a terrorist!" "Rahm" "We m "Kuch Kuch Hota Hm"" "Are you joking or is that really your name?" "It was a joke!" "I don't like jokes!" "I don't like you!" "Name?" "Ayan Ayan Sanger" "Ayan Sanger..." "It's the time to disco!" " Look!" "My girlfriend's apologizing!" "She's apologizing?" "Yeah..." "I feel bad..." "How rich are you?" "What does that have to do with anything?" "Well, it's not because of your good looks, is it?" " Yew" " Sure" "So... you're rich, right?" "Yeah..." "I'm rich." "First Class or Private Jet?" "Private Jet... \ knew m" "She's a gold-digger!" "Are you poor?" "Well, my father's rich..." "I'm wealthy." "Big difference." "What's the difference?" "Fm [he 4th of 4 daughters" "Youngest kids usually get the most love, but not in my family..." "My morn left me when I was 2." "What?" "She ran away" "Mothers are like Teresa..." "yours is Usain Bolt!" "My mom rm so sorry That's Wrong" "Why did she leave?" "I was never allowed to ask..." "NOW" "What difference does it make?" "You must be close to your dad, right?" "Yeah" "What do you do m London' anyway?" "MEN" "You don't look the the business type!" "Another one of your Daddy's dreams?" "Don't you have a dream of your own?" "L..." "What?" "lS it illegal?" "I want to sing." "Sing!" "But my voice won't help my father's company... so..." "Sink it, maybe!" " Hey!" " Sorry..." "I sing really well!" "Lots of people think I sing like Mohammed Rafi..." "Shall I sing for you?" "What did I ever do to you?" "And doesn't Mohammed Rafi always sound like he's crying?" "What's better than crying?" "Fm not a fan" "And not of laughing, either!" "I take the road less taken..." "Winch m?" "Life." " You talk like you're Amitabh Bachohan!" " I wish!" "Do you do anything but talk?" "Or do you rip apart men's ego's for a living?" "Please..." "I'm really busy!" "Sometimes I do yoga..." "Buddhist chanting..." "I'm learning French..." "Bollywood Dance class, sometimes..." "Like the wind, I'm everywhere..." "My name is registered in any and every course." "But this register has someone else's name." "Who's Ali?" "Nobody" "Hello, Ali..." "Who you?" "Let me go, he's no one!" " Look, the train is here." " Who is Ali?" "Who \5 Ah?" "My apocalypse." "I was studying in Lucknow when I first met Ali..." "The sexy' smouhienrvg' deep m Ah" "It was like music was a part of his soul..." "He was as absorbed in his music..." "as I was in him." "I thought we were in love..." "he never bothered to correct rne." "But, in truth, he was the love of my life and I was just his habit." "So, ma: happened?" "What could happen?" "He found another habit..." "Decided that was love." "She was this goddamned beautiful airhostess..." "She showed him where her emergency exits were..." "Wand that was that." "And me and my broken heart found our Way m London" "But you still love him?" "That question makes me feel weak..." "So thank God for Dr. Faisal..." "At least he's nice to look at..." " Great distraction!" "My Lisa is very, very hot." "What do you mean 'very hot'?" "Very hot." "Wanna bet?" "Bel what?" "Come on..." "I bet mine's hotter than yours." "Done!" "Double date... tomorrow night?" "It's on." "What W \ Wm?" "Then I'll let you kiss me again..." "But you won't win!" "Shall we?" "I'm very drunk..." "Listen!" "Don't puke or anything!" "No no no rm okay, rm my" " You didn't have to do that!" " Where are we?" "This!" "This is my happy place." "I come here when the world gets too much when I want to spend time with myself..." "Because this is the only place on earth that knows..." "Love is crooked." "Crooked!" "W make you an offer you can': refuse" "I see..." "Can you offer me your address?" " Wine?" " Yes, please." "Two, please." "Hi!" "I'm looking for Alizeh Khan..." "I-li!" "Doctor Faisal!" "AhZeh" "Lisa!" "Hi guys!" "I'm Lisa D'souza_ but you can call me Lisa." "That's your first name..." "what else would we call you?" "5mm" "Your last names are Khan, right?" "'Cuz I've been practicing this all clay long." "Here, honey, new my bag" ".2... 3... you ready?" "Salaam Waalequm!" "Waalequm Salaam..." "Was that good?" "That was good, right?" "Great" "And what..." "No namaste for us?" "Okay!" "The table's ready!" "You look ill..." "Do you have the rm" "'Cuz it's kind of in the air..." "No, I'm alright." "AhZeh" "\ never asked HOW do you [We KNOW each other?" "We're family friends." "Oh, but we're family friends..." "I've never met him..." "Well..." "He's my friend's family..." "So... family friends!" "Honey, see..." "It's amazing..." "how we're all so connected!" "How long have you'll been together?" "How long has it been?" "Honey!" "Tomorrow is our one-month anniversary!" "Happy anniversary..." "How sweet!" "Where'd you meet?" " Gym!" " Online!" "Gym" "It's a gym called 'Online'..." "really good..." "Yeah, and he was so cute..." "He saw me going into the sauna..." "and he started singing..." ""Feeling hot, hot, hot!"" "Adorable..." "And you guys?" "Well, our fathers are very dear to one another..." "Why not turn such a close bond into family?" "Wow..." "Urdu is so exotic..." "Like French... but not French!" "Because it's Urdu?" "5mm" "Hindi's beautiful, too..." "Only when Mr. Baohohan speaks on Who Wants to be a Millionaire!" "She loves that show..." "Yeah, I love it!" "He totally nails hindi!" "He used this word once..." "'Vaatavaram" "And I was like, "Oh my God!" "I love that word!" "What does it mean?" "Ayan said it means..." ""Vibe"!" "So me and the girls use it all the time..." "I just love the "vaatavaran" of this club..." "I just love the "vaatavaran" of this bar..." "I just love the word." "Alizeh, you should come out with my girlfriends some time..." "We could do like a girly lunch!" "I have food allergies..." "and people allergies, too." " You'll could go watch a movie, Alizeh!" " Yeah!" "You love movies!" "Yeah, we should see a movie!" "Actually, I just watched a great French film..." "Priceless!" " I've seen it!" " Oh yeah?" "7 x really we m 7 What's n mm" "This immoral hussy..." "Prostitute." "...lures rich men for their money..." "You know what, Lisa..." "You should watch it." "I think you'll like it." "Wm What do you mean?" "Just..." "It's a good film." "HOW dare you?" "Honey, how dare she?" "HOW dare you?" "They're asking 'how dare you?" "'" "Are you saying what I think you're saying?" "I had no idea you could think..." "Wow, you're even stupider than you look..." "Who throws red wine on black?" "Oh my God, I can't believe she did this to me!" "She's a very weird, weird girl!" "Stop touching me right now!" "Come on;" "let's get a cab..." "Baby... don't cry..." "Okay..." "Who wants some low fat yogurt!" "Go away!" "She humiliated me... insulted me." "But you, Ayan ...you never stand up for me!" "I... always stand up for you." "\ have a heart" "Yeah" "\ have a heart, Goddamn"" "Come..." "Come here!" " Open doors and open drawers!" "L-li!" "Hello!" "Here Wm" "I was just doing yoga..." "If I may say..." "your form is remarkable." "Where is Mademoiselle Skimpy, anyway?" "Use was really upset yesterday" "Why?" "!" "She couldn't find your ohequebook?" "!" "Hey!" "Have some respect!" "For your boxers?" "What is this?" "It's for you!" "To hell with Lisa!" "'(owe Cute" "I came to apologise." "VVith this?" "What' you Wm flowers?" "Yew" "\ hate flowers" "What did flowers ever do to you?" "Flowers are so overrated!" "Yeah, they look pretty..." "smell nice but colours fade and scent disappears and what you're left with is lifeless, wilted and diseased." "Thorns, on the other hand..." "They're"