"original uploader ( ENGLISH" " US" " SDH )" "[ TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING ]" "I hate it when he gets an idea in the middle of the night." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]" "A valentine's card for valentine's Day." "chocolate is brown"?" "Good grief." "Chuck." "Chuck?" "of course." "the size of the valentine isn't important." "Chuck?" "Does that mean love?" "no." "I don't think the price has anything to do with love." "Chuck?" "I don't think it really matters." "Chuck?" "No." "I've never received a single valentine." "then what am I talking to you for?" "I should be talking to someone who is used to getting valentines." "maybe that kid with the funny nose can answer my question." "wait a second." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]" ""Dear sweetheart."" "That's too impersonal." "I think you should call her something more endearing." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]" ""Dear angel food cake with seven-minute frosting."" "Your stories are dumb." "They don't have enough romance." "I've just been reading a very romantic book." "The man says to the woman:" ""You are breath and bread and water to me."" "That's the sort of thing you should write." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] ' he said." "'And chocoIate-chip cookies."'" "Good grief." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] noon and night."" "That's too vague." "you have to be more specific." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]" "1 1 :45 and 9:36."" "Good grief." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] happy valentine's Day." "I'd do anything for you." "I'd climb the highest mountain." "I'd dog paddle the deepest ocean."" "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ] ' he said." "'ShaII I compare them to a summer's day?" "even more." "Your eyes are like two supper dishes." "Be my valentine."'" "You just gave me an idea." "I'm going to make my own valentine this year." "I'm going to cut out some pretty red hearts and then glue lace around them." "What I want you to do is type out a nice verse." "[ TYPEWRITER DINGS ]" ""Chocolate-chip cookies are red Chocolate-chip cookies are blue" "Chocolate-chip cookies are sweet So are you"" "This is terrible." "I can't make a valentine with that." "Write another one." "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ] you can put a valentine right in them." "Or you can stand like that for the rest of your life and never get anything." "It feels like it might rain." "I'd give anything to be able to talk to that little red-haired girl." "The amazing thing is that I know I'm the sort of person she'd Iike." "I'm not rough or crude or anything." "who is?" "I'm just a nice sort of a guy who never gets to meet little red-haired girls." "What's this?" "That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil." "it's got teeth marks all over it." "She nibbles on her pencil." "She is human." "What's that you're holding?" "It's a pencil." "It belongs to that little red-haired girl." "I'm going to stand here until she walks by and then I'm gonna tell her how I found it." "charlie Brown." "Why don't I just give it to her?" "here's your stupid pencil!" "[ CHILDREN CHATTERING ] that big kid just pushed down that little red-haired girl." "What a bully." "She got up." "he's gonna push her down again." "why aren't I tough?" "Why can't I rush over there and save her?" "that's why." "I'm not tough." "I'm not anything." "I'm" "charlie Brown." "[ BLANKET SNAPS ]" "charlie Brown." "He won't bother her anymore." "That's very comforting." "I'm the friend of a hero." "Marcie?" "I'm sending a valentine to charles." "You can't do that." "He'II think you Iike him." "I do." "I'm very fond of charles." "Why don't you sign my name too?" "sure." "Hitch a ride on my valentine." "Yes?" "charles..." "charles?" "Do I what?" "I walk all the way over here to ask you a question..." ""Do I what?"" "charles." "Forget what?" "Chuck?" "I Iike you too."" "I think it's from that little red-haired girl." "She knows I Iike her and" "Chuck." "Chuck." "I do?" "charles." "Remember yesterday when I went to your house?" "I walked all the way over to ask you if you liked me." "To do what?" "I can't stand it." "Next week is valentine's Day." "Are you going to give me a valentine?" "I never have." "What makes you think I'II give you one this year?" "Hope." ""I Iove you."" "I think I'II give it to the little red-haired girl." "She'II probably laugh right in your face." "At least I'd be near her." "What do you think?" "This is a valentine I bought the little red-haired girl." "I wanna go over to her house and give it to her but I think I'd be too nervous to do it without practice." "I'II go outside and ring the doorbell... okay?" "[ DOORBELL RINGS ]" "CHARLIE:" "I better practice how I'll give it to her." "this is for you." "It's a valentine." "This is a valentine I made specially for you." "this is a valentine I want you to have." "little red-haired girl this is a valentine to show how much I like you." "sweet little red-haired girl." "this valentine is for you." "And I hope you Iike it as much as I Iike you and...." "[ SIGHS ]" "charlie Brown." "Did you give that little red-haired girl your valentine?" "I couldn't do it." "I mailed it anonymously." "I brought you a valentine." "LINUS:" "I am not your sweet babboo." "Does it have any monetary value?" "I doubt it." "ma'am." "I'd Iike to buy a box of candy for a girl who doesn't know I exist." "[ WOMAN MUMBLING ] ma'am." "Nothing too expensive." "I'II never have the nerve to give it to her anyway." "I'm afraid if I give this box to that little red-haired girl she'II just laugh in my face." "Maybe I can hide behind this tree... she'II take it out of my hand." "Love makes you do strange things." "I think tomorrow I'II just right out and tell that little red-haired girl that I Iove her." "Then I'II give her a big hug." "Then I'II go bungee jumping from the moon." "WouIdn't it be great if that little red-haired girl gave me a valentine?" "fancy valentine with lace all around the edges?" "won't you be my valentine?" "please?" "please?" "please?"" "I'd better go in." "I think I'm cracking up." "I've decided something." "don't get me anything fancy like candy or flowers." "I'II settle for a kiss on the nose and a hug." "Or a whole lot less." "See this valentine I made for Linus?" ""To my sweet babboo."" "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?" "These are valentines for all the boys at school that I Iike." "And this is a very special one for my sweet babboo." "Does your sweet babboo know who he is?" "he knows who he is." "Do you see my sweet babboo standing there?" "He's hanging around the candy store trying to decide what to get me for valentine's Day." "It'II probably be a box of candy shaped like a big heart." "Or a big zero." "Isn't he the cutest thing?" "it's the little red-haired girl." "Maybe I should invite her to the valentine dance." "Do me a favor." "Go over and talk to her." "Say you know me." "Try to find out if she likes me." "I'II hide here behind this trash can and listen." "LINUS:" "Hi there." "My name is Linus." "I believe we have a friend in common." "His name is charlie Brown." "He sits across the room from you in school." "near the pencil sharpener." "in the Iast row." "I guess." "you're thinking of Mike." "not as tall." "A shirt with sort of jagged stripes." "not John." "John is a Iot bigger." "Sort of a round face." "huh?" "Brown like in "town."" "huh?" "I can't stand it." "I just can't stand it." "charlie Brown." "I can't help it." "I can't just go up to that little red-haired girl and talk to her." "and pretty faces make me nervous." "huh?" "I notice you can talk to me." "I have a pretty face." "How come you can talk to me?" "why don't you invite her to the valentine's dance?" "Just go ask her right now." "I can't talk to that little red-haired girl because she is something and I'm nothing." "I couId talk to her." "then I couId also talk to her." "then I couId also talk to her." "so I can't talk to her." "you're really something." "There's that pretty little red-haired girl." "[ SIGHS ]" "I wonder what would happen if I walked over to her desk... and gave her a big kiss?" "Wow!" "I've gotta stop thinking like that." "girls like compliments." "If you want to impress that little red-haired girl say something nice to her." "You look really cute today!" "[ CRASHING ]" "charlie Brown." "She fell right out of her desk." "charlie Brown." "maybe she will notice me." "I'm not getting any distance." "[ TEACHER MUMBLING ]" "charlie Brown?" "The teacher wants me to see the nurse about my eye." "She saw me winking at the little red-haired girl." "She thinks something's wrong with me eye." "charlie Brown?" "Yes." "She said there's nothing wrong with my eyes." "They're fine." "Did she tell you to stop winking at girls?" "She said that's the first thing they teach you in medical school." "Yes?" "Can you cure loneliness?" "I can cure anything." "bIack-bottom-of-the-weII... what's-the-use loneliness?" "For the same nickel?" "!" "I just had a terrible thought." "What if the little red-haired girl gives me a valentine and she really likes me?" "But what if it turns out that I don't like her as much as I thought I was going to?" "How could I tell her?" "How could I break up with her?" "How could I leave her?" "You're worried about leaving someone you haven't even met?" "completely hopeless." "Maybe I couId leave her now and meet her later." "Good grief." "The doctor is no Ionger in." "Can I help you?" "I need a valentine that will impress this girl I Iike." "Then you'II want this super-potent valentine." "Potent?" "It'II sweep her off her feet." "It'II knock her socks off." "AII right." "I'II take it." "Good." "you can pick it up." "Friday?" "Why can't I have it now?" "It's too potent." "There's a five-day waiting period." "I wonder what I can do to make that little red-haired girl notice me?" "I'II bet she notices me now." "[ PENCIL SHARPENER GRINDING ]" "especially after I get my sleeve caught in the pencil sharpener." "If that little red-haired girl sees me standing here with my sleeve caught in the pencil sharpener she'II think I'm the dumbest person in the world." "What I have to do is wriggIe out of my shirt but still look real cool." "Why do we have to stand in line for everything?" "What's the hold up?" "probably an overturned vehicle." "Push him out of there." "What's taking so long?" "CHARLIE:" "I Iike a pencil with a fine point." "ma'am." "I don't think my sweet babboo would give me a valentine anyway." "LINUS:" "I am not your sweet babboo." "And how do you know I wouldn't give you a valentine if I were your sweet babboo?" "Which I am not." "ma'am?" "[ TEACHER MUMBLING ]" "Our teacher says we have to have a valentine box." "So here it is." "It's only for valentines." "The opening in the top is not large enough for boxes of candy." "If your sweet babboo wants to give you a box of candy he'II have to give it to you elsewhere." "LINUS:" "I am not your sweet babboo and you couldn't get me within a hundred miles of elsewhere." "AII right." "At ease out there." "Our teacher has asked me to explain how this valentine thing will work." "Each student will drop his or her valentine into this box." "please write all names clearly." "And now we're down to the Iast two valentines." "This one is for my sweet babboo and this one for the cutest of the cute." "will the persons to whom these beautiful valentines are addressed please step forward?" "LINUS:" "I went home!" "This is perfect." "I'II just lie here in front of the mailbox and watch all my valentines come in." "I'm surprised that no one else has thought of doing this." "Get out of there." "How do you expect the mailman to deliver valentines with you in there?" "I don't think this was such a good idea." "nothing worse can happen." "[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]" "[ THUNDER CRACKING ]" "WouIdn't it be something if that little red-haired girl came over here and gave me a kiss?" ""Thank you." "What was that for?"" ""Because I've always loved you"?" "Then I'd give her a big hug and she'd kiss me again." "WouIdn't that be something?" "And wouldn't it be something if it turned out that french fries were good for you?" "She's handing valentines out to all her friends." "She's handing them out one by one." "She's handing them out." "She's still handing them out." "Now she's all done." "That was the Iast one." "Now she's walking away." "Happy valentine's Day." "charlie Brown." "Why don't you get her phone number and call her and invite her to the valentine's dance?" "I'm afraid she'd hang up on my face." "That's the beauty of calling her on the phone." "One ear is not a whole face." "I did it." "[ OPERATOR SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]" "Information?" "Yes." "I'd Iike to talk to a certain little red-haired girl." "I already have her number." "I was hoping you could tell me something else." "What do I say when she answers the phone?" "[ OPERATOR MUTTERING ANGRILY ]" "charlie Brown." "[ PHONE RINGING ]" "hello?" "This is Marcie speaking." "I dialed the wrong number." "charles?" "It sounds like your voice." "how have you been?" "what do I care how you've been?" "charles?" "I'II bet you meant to call Peppermint Patty." "She just happens to be right here beside me." "I'II put her on." "wait." "I...." "Chuck." "eh?" "I bet you called to invite me to your valentine dance." "I accept." "[ MEN SHOUTING ON TV ] big brother?" "I finally got up the nerve to call that little red-haired girl but I called Marcie by mistake and got a date with Peppermint Patty." "big brother." "It's not a lost art." "I'm feeding you early because I'm going to a dance tonight." "I'm hoping I get to dance with the little red-haired girl." "I didn't know you were coming along." "Who invited you?" "How will I get you in?" "[ SNOOPY LAUGHS ] dude." "This is a dance." "The dog can't come in." "There was a misunderstanding." "This little kid here thought it was gonna be a costume ball so he wore a dog suit." "Okay." "Go on in." "Have a great time." "charlie Brown." "welcome to the dance." "Everyone is here." "I hope we're not too late." "charlie Brown." "There's the little red-haired girl just waiting for you to ask her to dance." "I wish I were sophisticated like guys you read about in stories." "[ GIRLS GIGGLING ]" "Wow!" "charlie Brown." "I can't believe I'm doing this." "I'm walking toward the little red-haired girl." "I'm going to ask her to dance." "I'm getting closer." "I'm almost there." "I'm" "charles." "we've been looking for you." "CHARLIE:" "Good grief." "[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS ]" "quick." "It's the Iast dance." "You've got to-- no." "She's taken." "Good grief." "[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS ]" "[ ALL COUGHING ]" "Chuck." "charles." "Chuck?" "We never saw a limo either." "And how come you fell down during the dance?" "Chuck." "Many a heart is broken after the ball." "I know that you didn't send me a valentine this year." "I have the feeling that it was not an oversight." "I have the feeling that it was deliberate." "and it was merely an oversight or if the valentine that spoke so eloquently of your love for me was lost in the mail then I want to express my appreciation for the thought." "It was not an oversight." "It did not get lost in the mail." "I see." "you know the old saying." "What old saying?" "Rats." "[ DOORBELL RINGS ]" "I've come to see my sweet babboo." "LINUS:" "I am not your sweet babboo." "I just wanna thank him for the valentine." "I never sent her a valentine." "Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?" "I dreamed about that little red-haired girl again last night." "If I couId have had just one dance with her." "Now I'II be thinking about her all day and be depressed." "charlie Brown." "but you're too macho." "I am?" "[ WHEELS SQUEAKING ]" "[ SNOOPY LAUGHS ]" "charlie Brown."