"Are you okay?" "man." "mad props." "I could have sworn the guy said south." "But then all of a sudden we're off the main road." "a bonehead manoeuvre." "we're in that ditch." ""What the hell?" You know?" "and my coffee mug." "Of coffee?" "My mug of coffee." "I mean..." "Just a nightmare." "for real." "Let's just... we couldn't be more grateful." "Can't we just dump them here?" "and somebody finds them?" "Then what?" "People have seen us." "man." "all right?" "right?" "We're gonna clean up this mess." "start." "you flooded it." "All right." "All right." "You know what?" "The RV is going to start now." "The RV is going to start right now." "It's gonna start." "We're gonna drive it to your house." " My house?" " Your house." "We're gonna drive it over there and park it overnight." "not my house." "Shut up." "Shut up." "After we finish cleaning up this mess we will go our separate ways." "Our paths will never cross." "And we will tell this to no one." "Understood?" "I can talk now?" "Fine." "That goes double for me." "Okay." "Okay." "Be good to me." "Yes!" "Yes." "Okay." "Okay." "Thank you." "shit." "Walt?" "You coming out?" "absolutely." "Dan." "Better plan on being late if you're going to work." "we'll have more Albuquerque traffic on the hour." "you wanna hear something funny?" "We had a faculty meeting last Thursday and the topic was senior-class photos and how we had instituted a new rule last year that seniors are allowed to have photos taken by a photographer of their choice." "not necessarily the photographer... right?" "So... some of the senior girls were going to that Glamour Shots place to have their photos taken." "And now they're bringing us all these photos and Joan Everman..." "You know Joan." " Suddenly has to go through all the photos and turn them down because they show cleavage." "sweetie?" "Yeah." "I'm good." "Okay." "even the small-busted girls have cleavage." "Apparently there's some new type of brassiere or something." "The Wonderbra." "It's the Wonderbra." "Yeah?" "Okay." "Skyler and Walter Jr." "so please leave us a message." "Mr. White." "This is AT T calling." "Are you happy with your current long-distance service?" "really love to talk to you as soon as possible about... this is Walter White speaking." "okay?" "You said he would die any minute." "I am having breakfast with my family right now and I really don't appreciate these sales calls." "because guess what." "219)}He's still not dead." "I went and put my ear to the RV." "all right?" "man." "I think he's trying to get loose." "Where the hell are you?" "I'm freaking out here." "damn it." " You gonna help me clean this up?" " We got loose ends here." " Calm down." "I will be there after school." "219)}After school." "Are you shitting me?" "man." "Call in sick." "that is just not gonna work for me." "I'm not interested in that at all." "And I would appreciate it if you don't call here anymore." "those people." "Mom." "You too." "honey." " Drive safe." " Okay." "representing the ABQ." "beyotch?" "Leave it at the tone." "So the term "chiral" derives from the Greek word "hand." "the concept here being that just as your left hand and your right hand... identical and yet opposite... organic compounds can exist as mirror-image forms of one another all the way down at the molecular level." "But although they may look the same they don't always behave the same." "For instance..." "For instance." "I'm sorry." "For instance..." "Thalidomide." "The right-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide... good medicine to give to a pregnant woman to prevent morning sickness." "But make the mistake of giving that same pregnant woman the left-handed isomer of the drug thalidomide and her child will be born with horrible birth defects." "Which is precisely what happened in the 1950s." "right?" "bad." "So." "Ben." " Is this gonna be on the murder?" "What?" "Is this gonna be on the midterm?" "maybe." "you know..." "But prepare for it to be on the midterm." "right?" "So..." "Knowledge is power." "no." "No." "not good." "What the...?" "you." "you." "no!" "God." "Okay." "MILFs?" "The hell is a MILF?" "Now what?" "Lock the other one out in the RV." "He's:" " You're sure?" " Yes." " You're positive?" " You know what?" " Feel free to go check." " Good idea." "Maybe I should... wanders off down the street." "you know what?" "I am sick..." " All right." "Just... tell me about him." "at least." "Krazy-8." "Krazy-8." "What the hell does that even mean?" "okay?" "I don't know." "So you work with him regularly." "not him so much." "mainly." " Who's his cousin?" "all right." "Krazy-8's one level higher." "One level higher." "street level." "Higher." "a Starbucks on every corner?" "Krazy-8 is like the dude that sells Starbucks' beans." "so he's a distributor." "is?" "what is his reputation for violence?" "so there's that." "right?" "He's a businessman." "He's a man of business." "It would therefore seem to follow that he is... yes?" "What?" "Do you think he is capable of listening to reason?" "listen... you promise not to come back and waste my entire family?" "No Colombian neckties?" That kind of reason?" "I can't say as I have high fucking hopes where that's concerned." "What was that?" "What was what?" "We didn't tie him up." "God." "but what if he's faking it?" "yo." "I'd be up looking for weapons and shit." "Ready to pounce." "if it was me and I couldn't find a decent enough weapon I would just lie back down and bide my time." "So now what do we do?" "You keep asking me that like you think I have some answer." "you gotta do something." " We." "and I am open to suggestions." "this whole thing was your deal." "Don't you dare put that on me." "You brought those guys out there." "This is your responsibility." "begging to cook meth." "you wanna come cook crystal?" Please." "I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny but her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV." "What about the phosphate gas?" "Phosphine gas." "What about it?" "do you think it still might kill him?" "a delayed reaction or something?" "I don't know." " You're supposed to be a scientist." " Look." "This isn't even the issue that demands immediate attention." "We have got a body in that RV." "And it's getting warmer outside." "Understand?" "And we have got to do something about that soon." "And in a way that no one will ever find it." "very important." "it seems to me that our best course of action would be chemical disincorporation." "Dissolving in strong acid." "that's messed up." "you're not serious." "You serious?" "who's gonna do that?" "And don't look at me." "I guess we'll both do it together." "I'm not good with dead bodies." "we are in this fifty-fifty." "Okay?" "I guess the only other fair way to go about this would be that one of us deals with the body situation while the other one of us deals with the Krazy-8 situation." "I don't suppose it is bad form to just flip a coin." "okay?" "Heads or tails?" "Heads." "Heads." "Best two out of three?" "representing the ABQ." "beyotch?" "Leave it at the tone." "it's me." "Pick up." "I got a container question." "man." "man?" "Polyethylene." "How the hell am I supposed to know that?" "Because I told you." "just look at the bottom for a triangle stamped LDPE." "It should be moulded into the plastic." "got it." "man." "This feels kind of flimsy." "Any decent acid's gonna eat right through this." " Not hydrofluoric." " Why not?" "clowned around or otherwise jerked off through every lecture I ever gave." "your chemistry education is over." "be a dick about it." "Jesus." "have you done the thing?" "I'm working up to it." "You know what?" "I bet he doesn't even wake up." "not even if you took him to the hospital right now." "I would just try and think of it like I was doing him a favour." "I need a cheque approval on checkstand eight." "please." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Who's there?" "you fucking break in?" "Show me who's there." "Yeah." "I see you." "What you gonna do?" "Hey." "Hey...!" "Hey." "I need water." "hello." "would you?" "Please." "You don't like the crust?" "Where's my cousin Emilio?" "He dead?" "I'm a coward." "Mr. White?" "fuck." "my God." "is that my weed?" "why don't you?" "what'd you end up buying?" " Nothing." "No store in town sells a plastic bin big enough for a body." "I don't suppose you could buy two bins?" "And just:" "torso in the other?" "God." "I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?" "So how'd it go?" " You didn't do it?" " Not yet." "God." "hey." "no." "Come back here." "I promise." " Tomorrow." "I've got a doctor's appointment." "I gotta go." "stay away from him." "He's awake." "we flipped a coin." "We flipped a coin." "We're good?" "I'd say." "peanut." "So who's up for knowing?" "It's..." "Yeah." " Girl." " Girl?" " You sure?" " Pretty sure." "that's exactly what I was hoping." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "You remember you said that when she's 16 and starts dating." "Looking fabulous." "Let me see if they're done with the blood sugar then we'll get you out of here." "I'll be right back." "Who's Jesse Pinkman?" " Jesse?" " Jesse Pinkman." "He called just this morning." "yeah." "It says on his MyShout page he attended Wynne." " Was he one of your students?" " Yeah." "He was nobody." "Who is he to you?" "Why is he calling?" "What is this big secret you seem to be discussing with some druggie burnout?" "You don't come home last night until 2 in the morning." "You don't tell me..." "Walt." "Tell me what's going on with you." "Don't you think you owe me that?" "Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?" "He sells me pot." "yeah." "I don't know." "I kind of like it." "16 years old?" "Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent." "What is wrong with you?" "Skyler I just haven't quite been myself lately." " Yeah." "No shit." "Thanks for noticing." " I haven't been myself lately but I love you." "Nothing about that has changed." "Nothing ever will." "what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass." "honey?" "get off my ass?" "You know." "I'd appreciate it." "I really would." "Stop." "Stop in 15 minutes." "Your face is too sharp." "go on." "number eight." "it's all just a bunch of meat." "Jesus." "you're cool." "you're all..." "You're all good." "You know it." "It's fine." "It's just a bunch of meat." "Come on." "You're good." "Excuse me." "you." "May I talk to you?" "hey." "This is private property." "not interested." "don't touch me." "Do not touch me." "not touching." "Not touching." "yo." "yo." "He told me everything." " Seriously?" " That's right." "my brother-in-law is a DEA agent and I will not hesitate to call him." "Not if I have to." "Understood?" "This is your one and only warning." "Do not sell marijuana to my husband." " Okay." " I mean it." "Don't call our house again." "or you will be one sorry individual." "yeah." "No more marijuana." "I can dig it." "You can dig it." "Wonderful." "but you might wanna consider a different line of work." "Okay." "you know." "Makes perfect sense." "Let's completely screw up your house... why not?" "and how's about I send over my psycho-bitch wife... break your balls and threaten you?" "you know." "the killer in the basement the one who's completely my responsibility... let's just let him live down there." "three times a day." "why not?" "It's been really amazing." "Thank you so much for the opportunity." "melting bodies." "You got a brother in the goddamn DEA?" " What?" " You said you were... do you have a brother in the DEA?" "there's a load off my mind." "Where did you hear that?" "Your freaking wife told me when she was here all up in my shit." "that's right." "She almost caught me moving Emilio." "Good job on wearing the pants in the family." "And why'd you go and tell her I was selling you weed?" "Because somehow it seemed preferable to admitting that I cook crystal meth and killed a man." "Is that what I think it is?" "my rules." "okay?" "I held up my end." "I already took care of Emilio." "You're still diddling around... boo-hoo." "I have the truly awful job here." "You wanna talk awful?" "You wanna go there?" "Try dragging 200 pounds of stink up a flight of stairs." "I barely got him in the bathtub." "bathtub?" "Another thing." "Why you got me running around town trying to find some stupid piece of plastic when I have a perfectly good tub I can use?" "God." "Hey." "Hey." "yes." "That stupid plastic container I asked you to buy." "hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic." "ceramic." "So there's that." "here we go." "Okay." "Here I go."