"What are you guys doing up?" "Finishing the crossword." "Do you know a six-Ietter word for " red" ?" "Dark-red." "Wrong, but there's a connect-the-dots in here for you later." "Hey, how about maroon?" "Yes!" "You are so smart!" "You guys are so cute." "I know." "See you in the morning." "I Iove doing crossword puzzles with you." "Me too." "Now let's finish this and go to bed." "only one left." "Three-Ietter word." "Not dog, but... ." "Cat." "You are so smart!" "I Iove you." "I Iove you too." "The One with a Cop" "english subtitles by GELULA  CO., INC." "We still need a tip." "AII right." "hold on." "I got it." "nickel." "How much do we need?" "couple of bucks." "Okay, dime." "You guys keep talking." "This could take a while." "Wait, look it!" "This is a police badge!" "cool." "But why would a cop come in here?" "They don't serve doughnuts." "Can you discover the badge again?" "I can do better than that." "I bet somebody's missing that badge." "I should take it back." "But at the police station..." "... I'IIchecktheir Ten Most Wanted." "My friend's been Number 1 1 forever." "This could be her year!" "Hey, you guys." "Hey, Joey." "Is that my sweatshirt?" "Yes, it is." "I'm sorry." "I was cold." "I hope it's okay." "It's just that if you wear someone's sweatshirt..." "... shouIdn'titbe yourboyfriend's?" "And I'm not him." "I'm sorry." "I'II give it back." "It's going to be all smelling like Monica." "Do I smell bad?" "You smell like a meadow." "I'm sorry." "What's with him?" "The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter." "I still don't know." "I want to make sure I bought the right couch, one that says..." "... " Kidswelcomehere," but that also says..." "... " Comeheretome."" "What?" "You say that to kids?" "The " Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies." "Honey, it's a nice couch, not a magic couch." "well, you picked a great couch." "Sign here please." "Sure." "The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!" "That's ridiculous." "He lives three blocks away." "I'II take it myself." "Thank you." "AII right, Rach, come on." "Let's go." "Are you kidding?" "Come on." "It's only three blocks." "It's not very heavy." "Try it." "Oh, I can do it." "You two will really enjoy that couch." "We're not together." "Something didn't quite add up there." "What's that supposed to mean?" "well, you." "Her." "I mean, she's very..." "... youknow." "And you're, Iike..." "... youknow?" "Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out." "really?" "You two?" "I don't want to do this now." "I'm carrying a heavy couch." "Then tell him quickly." "Fine." "We went out." "Not only did we go out..." "... wedidit 298times!" "You kept count?" "You are such a loser!" "A loser you did it with 298 times!" "Excuse me, ma'am." "You can't put your cigarette out on a tree." "Yeah, I can." "It worked well." "But you shouldn't." "So don't ever do that again." "I won't till I have my next cigarette." "hold it!" "NYPD." "Freeze, punk!" "That's right." "You are so busted." "Book them." "Who are you talking to?" "Save it, red!" "apologize to the tree or spend the night in the slammer." "I am not apologizing to a tree." "apologize to the tree now, or I am calling for backup." "Backup!" "Backup!" "I'm sorry!" "Sorry!" "Okay, cancel backup!" "cancel backup!" "Didn't you say there was an elevator in here?" "Yes, I did, but there isn't." "Here we go!" "Okay, go left." "Left." "Left." "Okay, you know what?" "There's no more left left." "Lift it straight up over your head." "Straight up." "You can do it!" "You can do it!" "Okay." "You got it?" "Go, go." "Good, good." "You got it, right?" "You got it, right?" "You got" "Any chance you think it looks good there?" "This guy was all... ." "And I'm all, "Buffay!" "Homicide! "" "It was just so cool!" "You were supposed to take it back." "I'm having fun doing good deeds." "You can get arrested for impersonating a police officer." "You could get arrested right now!" "I'd better take it back." "I'm totally drunk with power." "Yeah." "I didn't know you guys would be here." "Do me a favor." "Taste this." "What?" "Why?" "What is with you?" "Nothing." "You're acting strange." "AII right." "There is something." "I kind of had a dream." "But I don't want to talk about it." "What if Martin Luther King had said that?" "I kind of have a dream." "I don't want to talk about it." "Look, it involved Monica." "You dreamt about the girl I'm seeing?" "cool." "I dreamt about the girls he was seeing." "Let's talk about your dream." "I Iove you." "Your dream?" "There was no sex." "I haven't dreamt of her like that..." "... sinceI foundout about you two-ish." "What was the dream about?" "You were my girlfriend." "We were doing the crossword puzzle." "Like you did last night." "That's it." "I'm in love with Monica." "I'II move out." "Joey, come on." "That doesn't mean you're in love with me." "It doesn't?" "It could mean anything." "Like..." "... you'rejealousthatI'vebecome the apartment stud." "Sounds like your dream." "Or it could mean you saw chandler and me being close and stuff..." "... andyouwantthattoo." "In the dream I did enjoy the closeness." "Are you attracted to Monica?" "Right here, right now, are you attracted to her?" "Not really." "There you have it!" "well, sure!" "I'm just wearing sweats!" "But that's good!" "You're not in love with me." "You just want a girlfriend." "It's not just about getting a girlfriend." "I couId get a girlfriend." "We could sit and do crossword puzzles." "But could we have the closeness like you have?" "Monica and I were friends before we dated." "Maybe that's it." "Friends first?" "That's interesting." "You become friends after?" "No, never done that either." "Do you guys have the tape measure?" "Yeah." "It's actually in my bedroom." "That's right." "What's up, Joey?" "How you doing?" "Excuse me." "Is this your car?" "Don't park here." "You're blocking the entrance." "Don't worry." "It's not a problem." "It's a problem for me, so it's a problem for you because I'm a cop." "So am I." "Okay." "So you're a cop." "You can park anywhere." "I know because I'm a cop too." "Keep up the good work." "Ten four." "Wait." "So what precinct are you with?" "I'm with the 57th." "I know a guy in Homicide up there." "I'm in Vice." "In fact, I'm undercover right now." "I'm a whore." "Who else is in Vice there?" "Do you know..." "... Sipowitz?" "Sipowitz?" "I don't think so." "Yeah." "Sipowitz." "Yeah." "Big guy, kind of bald." "I don't know him." "Don't try to call him." "He's not there." "He's out." "His partner just died." "tell Sipowitz I'm real sorry for his loss." "I sure will." "Take care." "By the way, Sipowitz will be all right." "That kid from Silver Spoons is really good." "Where'd you find my badge?" "could you give me and Ross a hand moving his couch?" "I'd love to but I got acting class." "But you know what?" "I guess I couId blow that off..." "... oryou." "Let me ask you something." "I was talking with Monica and chandler." "Boy, they are really tight." "I know." "That's not a bad situation they got there." "Think I'II get me one of those." "What's up, Joe?" "I think Monica and chandler are so great..." "... becausetheywerefriendsfirst." "So I asked myself, who are my friends?" "You and Phoebe." "I saw you first, so... ." "What are you saying?" "Maybe you and I crank it up a notch." "You know, honey..." "... asflatteredas Iam..." "... thatyousawmefirst..." "... Ijustdon'tthinkweshouldbe cranking anything up." "I'II treat you real nice." "Yeah." "well, you know... ." "I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date." "But the way you do it is you meet someone, become their friend..." "... builda foundation, then ask them out on a date." "Don't hit on your existing friends." "Won't that take longer?" "Oh, but once you find it..." "... it'ssoworththe wait." "I understand." "Good." "Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first." "Come here to me." "No, no." "You come here to me." "I brought reinforcements." "Great!" "You brought Joey?" "The next best thing." "You brought chandler?" "The next best thing would be Monica!" "I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so... ." "I drew a sketch of how we'II do it." "Rach, that's you." "That's the couch." "What's that?" "That's me." "certainly think a Iot of yourself." "No." "That's my arm." "I see." "I thought you just really, really liked your new couch." "Just follow my lead." "Come on, chandler." "AII right." "Okay." "Here we go." "AII right." "Ready?" "Turn!" "Turn!" "Turn!" "I don't think we can turn anymore!" "I don't think it'II fit!" "Yeah, it will." "Come on!" "Up, up, up!" "Up!" "Yes!" "Here we go!" "Pivot!" "Pivot!" "Pivot!" "Pivot!" "Pivot!" "Pivot!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "I don't think it'II pivot anymore." "You think?" "AII right, Iet's bring it back down and try again." "I think it's really stuck now." "I can't believe that didn't work." "I know." "Me neither." "I mean, you had a sketch." "What did you mean when you said " pivot" ?" "How's it going?" "Make any new friends?" "Yeah." "I met this woman." "What's she like?" "well, she's..." "... reallygoodin bed." "You were going to be friends first." "Hey, it's all your fault." "Why?" "You didn't give me advice." "You gave me a pickup line." "I told her I wanted to "build a foundation and be friends. "" "suddenly, through no fault of my own, I became irresistible to her!" "And her roommate!" "What about the " closeness" ?" "closeness, schmosness!" "There was three of us, for crying out loud!" "Who wants pizza?" "I do!" "I do!" "I do!" "This is great!" "Can you believe I found it on the second floor?" "Who is it?" "NYPD." "Oh, my God!" "Just a minute, officer!" "I'm looking for Phoebe Buffay." "My God, it's him!" "It's that cop!" "I can't believe he found me!" "Are you going to go to jail?" "If I go down, you guys go down with me." "Harboring a fugitive?" "That's one-to-three years minimum." "Good luck, chandler." "Arrest me, but you'II never make it stick and you know it." "I have no choice, it's my job." "You understand, right?" "And you understand that I'm calling my lawyer." "And once he puts you on the stand he'II make you look like a fool!" "I don't like looking foolish." "Maybe I don't arrest you today." "Maybe I came by and you weren't here." "I'd love it if I weren't here!" "Since you're not going to jail tonight, I was wondering if you'd..." "... liketogo to dinnerwithme?" "Me?" "Ever since you flashed my badge, I can't stop thinking about you." "You're the prettiest fake undercover whore I've ever seen." "Nice." "Wow, I didn't see that coming." "You're asking me out." "I couId've done it better, but they're staring at me." "I'd Iike to go out with you, officer." "Gary." "Gary." "Okay, so it's a date." "I got to ask you, though." "How'd you find me?" "I ran your fingerprints through the computer." "This was listed as your last known address." "Impressive." "Not as impressive as you." "Your record shows you've done some weird stuff." "We'II talk at dinner." "So I'II come by and pick you up?" "I can't wait." "Don't worry, I won't just take you out for doughnuts." "He has a gun!" "I'd Iike to return this couch." "I'm not satisfied with it." "You want to return this couch?" "It's cut in half." "That's what I'm telling you." "Did you cut this couch in half?" "This couch is cut in half!" "I would Iike to exchange it for one that is not cut in half." "You're saying this couch was delivered to you Iike this?" "Look, I'm a reasonable man." "I will accept store credit." "I'II give you store credit in the amount of four dollars." "I will take it."