"♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild" "♪ I ain't from 'round here" "♪ I'm from another dimension" "♪ Gonna get a little weird" "♪ Gonna have a good time" "♪ I ain't from 'round here ♪" "♪ I'm from another, woo-hoo" "♪ Yeh-heah" "♪ I'm talking rainbows" "♪ I'm talking puppies" "♪ Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa ♪" "♪ Ooh" "♪ It's gonna get a little weird ♪" "♪ Gonna get a little wild" "♪ I ain't from 'round here" "♪ I'm from another dimension" "Cupcake blast!" "We've got them cornered." "[roaring] [footsteps thudding]" "How could I have been so stupid?" "[monsters roaring, pounding on door]" "Marco, what the heck is going on?" "This may be all my fault." "What?" "!" "What did you..." "What did you do?" "Um..." "Hold this." " We're gonna need to build some armor." " Marco." "Okay, where does Dad keep his blowtorch?" "[roaring and crashing]" "Ha ha, there it is." "Marco!" "Marco Diaz!" "What is going on?" "Look, do you remember when I was having that really bad day?" "[panting] Wait!" "Stop!" "Look at you, jogging' to school." "In the zone." "I'm tryin' to catch the bus." "Keep your focus." "I get it." "Stay in that zone." "Who punched my bus?" "Who does that?" "Bus never did nothin' to you." "Ow." "Oh... [laughs]" "You kissed a ninja." "[laughter continues]" "You have got to be kidding me." " School picture day?" " Smile." "[groans] I wanna go home." "Well, well, well." "Marco Diaz." "Not today, Jeremy." "I came to give you a black eye for picture day, but apparently, there's no need." "I said not today!" "Marco, you broke my skateboard." " Ooh hoo hoo!" " Jackie, I..." "It's fine, Marco." "I'll just live with it." "I think my work here is done." "I'm sorry you had a bad day, Marco, but what does that have to do with right now?" "I'm getting to that." "Thank you." "I was so bummed out." "You did everything you could to cheer me up." "Ta-da!" "[laughing]" "A little fish." "[both laughing]" "And then, you met Oskar." "[screaming]" "Make it stop!" "Make it stop!" "[screaming]" "No, no, no, no!" "Skeeves." "Who is that fresh of breath air?" "Oh, that degenerate is Oskar Greason." "I'd stay away if I were you." "That boy has a record." "Oh, a record." "[playing dissonant notes]" "[tempo changes to rhythmic percussion]" "♪ My car is a flying snail" "♪ Let's ride him far away" "♪ Yeah, to mermaid pools filled with puppies' drool ♪" "♪ And centaurs pulling candy sleighs ♪" "Star!" "Can you please keep your fantasies out of my flashbacks?" " [monster pounding]" " Almost done." "Call me." "[sighs] I couldn't wait to talk to him." "I'm expecting a phone call." "From Oskar." "Why don't you just give him the home line?" "Mmm, I like your ringtone better." "♪ Space unicorn, soaring through the stars ♪ [laughs] So cute." "It's supposed to be ironic." " ♪ Space unicorns" " Hello." "Hola, Marco, it's Grandma." "[line disconnects]" " [monster growling]" " I guess I'm just not cool enough for a guy with a record." "Are you kidding?" "You're the coolest girl I know." "[loud pounding]" "Anyway, you were so sad." "It was my turn to cheer you up." " Hey, Star." " [shrieks]" "I thought you liked clowns." "Sorry." "Hey, Star, up here." "Ha ha, watch this." "I'm gonna... [stammers] I can't do this." "[screaming]" "[screaming continues]" "[spits]" "Ta-da!" "And that's when I realized nothing makes you happier than when you're Narwhal blasting a monster." "So I tried to lure one with your wand." "[sing-songy] Oh, Star!" "So you brought these monsters here" " to cheer me up?" " Yeah." "I just didn't expect so many." "But don't worry." "This armor will hold them off." "[crashing]" "Marco!" "[shrieking]" "Give it up, Star Butterfly." "You're outmatched." "Ludo, what's with all these new monsters?" "What?" "These are all the same monsters" "I always bring." "Mm, I don't know." "I've never seen this dude in my life." "You mean you've never met Man Arm?" "Hey." "Surely you know Spike Balls." "We were never formally introduced." "Hi." "I'm Spike Balls." "I'm usually in the back." "Now that you all know each other, get the wand!" "Put him in the Tornado Swarm!" "[monsters exclaiming]" "I like that again." "You were right, Marco." "I am totally cheered up." "I don't even care if Oskar calls." "[ringtone plays] Space unicorn" "Ugh, what is that terrible ringtone?" "It's supposed to be ironic." "[gasps] It's Oskar!" "Well, talk to him." "Oh, right, right, right!" "Hello." "Hi." "I'm calling this phone number on my phone." "Thank you for calling." " Hi." " Hi." "[both] So what are you..." "Oh, I, I, I interrupted you." "[roars]" "Oh!" "Oskar, can you hold on for, like, one second?" "Hey, I am on the phone!" "You monsters are so rude!" "Syrup Tsunami Shockwave." "Sorry 'bout that." "[giggles] Cool." "Cool." "Okay, bye." "I like your phone voice." "[sighs]" "Sticky." "Oh, sticky." "Mmm, thanks, Marco." "You did know just how to cheer me up." "Oskar called anyway." "[giggles]" "Hug." "Yuck." "Whoa." "[guffaws]" "Perfect." "Hey, you know the rules." "Keep your stuff on your side of the counter." "Is it that hard to just be a little organized?" "I'm organized." "My mess is here, and, well, that's pretty much my system." " [crackles, then fizzles]" " Huh?" "What's wrong with this thing?" "Hm, let me check under the hood." "[gasping and wheezing]" " Oh, no." " [beeping]" "Have you seen my charger?" "I know it's around here somewhere." "Where did you last see it?" "Where is that stupid thing?" "Star, calm down." "Star!" "This is why you gotta get organized." "See, with my system, nothing ever gets lost." "Nothing's ever out of place." "This is serious." "You have to recharge wands with magical energy." "If it goes to skull, it'll be dead forever." "Can't you just buy another charger?" "[gasps] Of course!" "They sell them at Quest Buy." "Quest Buy?" "Come on!" "Welcome to Quest Buy!" "Attention, Quest Buy shoppers." "We have a red-ticket special." "Twenty-five percent off all things that murder." "Why?" "!" "Ow!" " Whoa." " Sample?" "Either take a sample or leave a sample." " Up to you." " Gross." " [beeping]" " We gotta hurry." "You can talk to the creepy salesman later." "Gnome repellent?" "Extra-strength ghost heads?" "How do you find anything in this place?" "It only looks messy." "Legend says that the founders of Quest Buy had an ancient cryptic system of symbols they used to organize the store." "Some have gone mad trying to decipher it." "I finally got it!" "Housewares is that way." "[laughing excitedly] [whimpering]" "If there's a system here," "I'm gonna use it to find the best route to the charger department." "Lucky for you, I myself know my way around here pretty well myself, if I do say so myself." "I think I just said too many "myselfs."" "Hey, boss, look what I found." "We're not getting that." "Aw, but you'd look so cute in it." "Stop trying to sneak things into the cart." "Same goes for you." "I don't even know what that is." "Look, we're only here because I need an electric beak groomer." "Keeps the tip sharp while brightening my smile." "Oh, clerk peasant." "Bring me your finest beak groomer." "Sorry, that's not my department." "I want the name of your supervising wizard." "Halt!" "Those who wish to pass my lair, answer my riddles if you dare." " I do not breathe" " A leg." " But I run." " A leg." " And jump." " A leg!" "And... wait." "How could you possibly know that?" " The internet." " Internet?" "You should look it up." "Now come on, come on." " Open up." " [sighs wearily]" "Thank you." "You ever hear of the internet, skeleton door?" "[silence]" "Okay, it should be right through here." "Gnome repellent?" "Extra-strength ghost heads?" "We're right back where we started." "How is this even possible?" "Let's see." "Made a right turn, another right turn." "Another right turn, then another right turn." "This makes no sense!" "Well, well, well." "Looks like Quest Buy really does have everything a monster could want." " Ludo!" " Now hand over that wand, or there's going to be a big clean-up on aisle... uh, what aisle is this?" "That's not my department." "Rainbow Avalanche!" "Uh, just give me a sec here." "Uh..." "Narwhal Nightmare!" "Get me that wand!" "Big Boy Diaper Blast!" "Oh, no." "This doesn't look familiar at all." "You know what?" "We tried this your way." "Now we're gonna try this the organized way." "Hmmm." "I think I got it." "That elevator will take us right to the charger department." "Come on." "Hold the door there, folks." "Oh, close, close, close!" "Thanks, guys." "There it is." "Don't worry, little wand." "We're almost there." "Told ya I'd get us there." "We stopped." "Sorry, folks, this elevator's no longer in service." "Welcome to the booby trap department." "Please step carefully..." " [gasps]" " Don't help me up." " I get workers' comp for this." " [elevator bell dings]" "See ya later, guys." "Guys?" " Get 'em!" " [screams]" "Ow." "Ow." "Ow." "Ow." "Ow." "Look out." "Blades of doom." "Massacre darts." "A hallway with walls that smash together periodically." "We made it." "There's so many chargers." "We'll never find the right one in time." "Oh, yes, we will." "Because this time, we're gonna get organized." "I'll figure this out." "You go hold off the monsters." "Right." "There she is." "You're not gonna tell my boss about this, are you?" "Well, well, well." "It looks like Mama's havin' pork chops for supper." "[clucking angrily]" "[yelling]" " [gasps] - [ angry cluck]" "Beak 'N' Trim." "I found it." "Ludo, I found it." "Marco, where are you?" "I found the charger!" "It took me a while, but once I figured out they were using the metric system..." "Just give me the cock-a-doodie charger!" "Yes!" "I got it!" "Yes." "I've got it!" "Finally." "Evil is in the palm of my hand." "Prince Blast Your Face Off!" "Spinning Dizzy Death Blast!" "[frustrated groan]" "Ka-pow!" "What's wrong with this thing?" "[excited laughter] [whinnies]" "So cute." "Fantastic Exit Beam!" "Are you gonna pay for that charger, ma'am?" "My arch-nemesis will cover it." "He kinda owes me." " You do realize that we could just walk?" " I know." "I had it right in my claws." "So you're the one who's paying for this mess?" "Uh, I must've dropped my wallet in the fight." "[nervous giggle] [ferocious growl]" "Ah, we're back." "You see, Star, it pays to be organized." " If you'd just listened to me" " Oh, shut it." "On Earth, it's rude to tell people to shut it." "Yeah, that's rude on Mewni, too." "Look." " My mini-vac." " It's possessed." " I'm gonna touch it." " No, don't touch it." "Oh, she's touching it." "Just my charger." "My charger?" "!" "Uh... whoops." "I must've accidentally sucked it up when I was cleaning." "Sorry." "Guess you have two now." "Nah, you keep it." "I've got my wand." "You've got a magic floating vacuum cleaner." "Now we're both cool." "Whoa!" "[sighs]" "♪ I think Earth is a pretty great place ♪" "♪ That's saying something" "♪ 'Cause I've been through outer space ♪" "♪ I think it suits me, it's just my style ♪" "♪ I think I'm gonna stay a little while ♪" "♪ I think that strangers are just friends ♪" "♪ You haven't met" "♪ I'm blasting monsters and I never break a sweat ♪" "♪ I'm really thinking I could call this place home ♪"