"Howdy." "You an American?" "You interested in me or the horses?" "would one of 'em be for sale?" "One would." "Which one?" "Guess." "How much?" "One hundred dollars." "gold." "That's mighty hard." "So's walkin'." "His leg was broke." "A three-Iegged horse'd bring a price down here." "He was sufferin'." "Soft spot, huh?" "only for horses." "Next time you draw near me... better say what you're aimin' to shoot at." "If I have the time, I will." "Government troops!" "Gonna run it out or fight it out?" "I got no quarrel with them." "That's pretty fancy shooting for a man without a quarrel." "That featherhead tried to kill me!" "Why not?" "That's his horse you're riding." "Back in Louisiana, we hang horse thieves!" "Howdy." "Howdy." "I said howdy." "What gets into Americans down here?" "He's got Joe's horse." "Friend, if you got Joe Erin, you rode the wrong way." "shoulda' headed for the States and claimed the reward." "AII I got was his horse." "You're a liar!" "You see, friend, nobody could steal Joe Erin's horse... unless he killed him." "And nobody killed Joe 'less they shot him in the back." "Turn around, mister." "I didn't kill him." "Give the gent a hand first, boys." "My pleasure." "My old man always said the bottle could ruin a man!" "Joe!" "You ain't dead!" "That's what the man said." "We didn't know he was your friend, Joe." "I got no friends, Donnegan, not even you." "Thanks." "follow him, boys." "We're leaving anyway." "Louisiana, huh?" "Mint julep, colonel?" "colonel?" "AII you Southerners are coIoneIs, ain't you?" "Not anymore." "civil War cost me everything but my shirt." "TraveIin' alone?" "Depends." "Say, how come you stopped the fun?" "You got a soft spot for an innocent man?" "No such thing as an innocent man." "You aiming' to fight in this civil War they got down here?" "If it pays." "I figure a whole passel of guns'II pay... better than a Ione hand." "Howdy." "Howdy." "About my horse." "Your horse?" "It looks like you found another fast one... to get you here in time to save my neck." "Meanin'?" "I'II give you back your saddle." "colonel, I just don't see how the South lost." "Hear tell some boys from the States is down here." "trouble draws 'em like hogs to swill!" "The boys is here, alright!" "little Bit, you gonna put your brand on her?" "Ride her, cowboy!" "Hurray for the papaya lady!" "alright, Papayas, I'II take you." "slow down, little Bit." "Man's just tryin' to keep you alive." "Easy, friend, easy." "That there's Ben Trane." "That supposed to mean somethin' to me?" "well, he stole Joe Erin's horse..." "and lived to tell about it!" "Thank you, señor." "Thought your soft spot was only for horses." "Boys, there's a war goin' on down here." "Be a shame if fine men like us weren't on the same side." "Anybody want to ride along with me?" "We're doin' just fine on our own." "We're here to dicker with general Ramirez... the big chief of the rebels." "How much does he pay?" "I figure that's 'tween me and him." "Kind of exclusive, ain't you, charlie?" "gentlemen, permit me to welcome you to Mexico." "You the mayor?" "I'm the Marquis de Labordere... aide to His imperial Majesty MaximiIian, Emperor of Mexico." "You are monsieur Joe Erin?" "You know me?" "Indeed." "The American police account of your exploits... was so inspiring, I was compelled to seek you out." "Hear that, Ben?" "I come to offer you a commission... in the service of His Majesty." "You and your men could be of great... and profitable service to the Emperor." "How profitable?" "That's what I wanna know." "His Majesty is extremely generous." "How many men have you?" "Seventeen." "Add pretty fast, don't you, Joe?" "Anything wrong with the count?" "You're dickering with the wrong feIIer." "Those eight men are mine." "Those seven are his." "If we come in, I run the show." "I string with charlie." "Anybody else string with charlie?" "Bravo!" "It is an honor to know you, monsieur Erin." "The honor is mine, your excellency." "Who's he?" "A Juarista, a rebel." "A soldier in the army of Benito Juarez, señor." "I am general Ramirez." "general?" "What's your proposition, general?" "We would Iike you to join us." "You'd be wasting your talents, monsieur." "These peasants have no money to pay you." "certainly, as Americans... you can appreciate our fight for independence." "We offer you more than money, señor." "We offer a cause." "How about that, Ben?" "This here's our cause expert." "Fought for the South." "A brave struggle, señor." "My congratulations." "What for?" "We lost." "You were sayin'... the Emperor was extremely generous." "I am sorry, señor." "His excellency is now our prisoner." "What'd you say?" "The Marquis is our prisoner... so are the rest of you." "Each one of you is a target for twenty of us." "At this range, even our ancient weapons are effective." "If it's that easy, general, what's stoppin' you?" "We're not savages, señor." "We do not kill in cold blood." "But we cannot permit you to serve with MaximiIian." "If you do not surrender before Pedro finishes his song..." "Better make it a Iong one, Pedro... 'cause you ain't never gonna play another!" "hold it!" "Get those children out of here." "Sure." "always did like kids." "How about you, general?" "certainly." "Donnegan!" "Pittsburgh!" "Get those kids inside." "Come on, kids." "Mucho pronto!" "Go, hurry up, pronto!" "alright, Joe!" "The two inside will not stop us." "Nor will two hundred." "No, but they can stop... an awful lot of kids from growin' up, amigo." "Donnegan!" "Just say the word, Joe." "If you want those kids to live... you better get your men up that hill." "We'II leave then, not before." "Wars are not won by killing children." "Hasta Ia vista, señores." "I give you my word, we will meet again." "Donnegan!" "Pittsburgh!" "Turn the kids loose!" "Fascinating man, your friend." "And a brilliant bluff... about those children." "Or was it a bluff?" "They're still alive, aren't they?" "Now, where's this palace of Max's?" "Mexico City." "We can be there by nightfall." "Let's ride." "If this blue coat don't riIe you, Mister Trane..." "I'd Iike to ride along." "Can you think of a better man?" "He won the war, didn't he?" "Suit yourself." "The man's crazy about you." "Move along!" "My wallet!" "To you, señor, it is free." "It is useless to look for it now, monsieur." "In Mexico today, chase a thief... and he disappears like a puff of smoke." "It was only cowhide, Ben." "Max'II buy you another." "It wasn't the wallet, it's the sentiment." "I had twelve dollars in it!" "old Max sure knows how to live." "Man, this is the fanciest lodge hall I ever seen!" "Let's move." "Come on down here." "What did he said?" "Aren't you going to join us, monsieur?" "The Emperor built himself quite a palace." "You know its history?" "We had books in the South, and one or two homes... that once might have stood beside all this." "Once?" "There's nothing ever destroyed that can't be rebuilt." "Perhaps, if a man wants to badly enough." "I didn't come down here for the ride." "Come on, take just a little bite!" "Come on." "Now, what do you suppose is wrong with her?" "Try approaching' 'em downwind, Pittsburgh." "gentlemen." "May I present Captain Danette?" "Monsieur Erin, Monsieur Trane... you'II find something in common... to talk about with this gentleman." "As a soldier, he fought with the American Confederate Army." "Then I fear we'II have little in common." "You see, I've never fought for the losing side." "That's because you ain't never fought him!" "He has you there, Captain, I assure you." "Excuse me, gentlemen." "The Captain will take care of your needs from now on." "tell Max we're waitin'!" "Your acquaintance with etiquette amazes me, monsieur." "I had no idea you knew which hand to use." "When I was no higher than a hound dog's tail on point..." "I had a little tin soldier, about so high." "And one day I lost him, and I cried." "My mother said, 'Stop bawIin'." "Some day that soldier's bound to show up.'" "And she was right." "You're back!" "Joe!" "Over there!" "careful, monsieur." "Some of the wine is getting in your mouth." "hello." "hello." "Marie." "You're looking your loveliest this evening." "Thank you, Henri." "Mon cher Henri, it is so nice to have you safely back." "The palace seemed empty without you." "obviously, your trip was successful." "successful, but distasteful." "Marie, may I introduce Monsieur Erin?" "Monsieur Trane." "The Countess Marie Duvarre." "Enchanted." "No wonder you was in such a fire to get here." "These Americans, they are very nice." "You are being complimented." "Thank you, madame." "You are a beautiful import, too." "Monsieur, your French is as pretty as your flattery." "In New orleans, ma'am, we learn to handle both." "You dirty son of a..." "His Majesty, the Emperor." "Excuse me, gentlemen, please." "Your Majesty." "Henri?" "They're a disreputable looking band, Henri." "Do they know the nature of their mission?" "only that they will be handsomely rewarded." "Do you consider death a handsome enough reward for them?" "If not from the guns of the Juaristas... then perhaps from the steel of Your Majesty's Iancers." "You may present me to the courageous little group." "Your Majesty, allow me..." "I beg your indulgence, Sire." "They are not familiar with court protocol." "It is gratifying to realize that you men... are so sympathetic with our position... that you offer your services to our court." "Let's get one thing clear, Your Majesty." "Our services come high." "I hope the Emperor is more interested..." "in firepower than protocol." "precisely." "Our primary concern at the moment... is getting a coach through Juarista country... to the port at Vera Cruz." "May I humbly remind Your Majesty... that my Iancers will also take part in the escort." "Quiet." "You failed before." "I beg your indulgence, Sire." "But why should these men do any better?" "Pittsburgh..." "This is why!" "Indeed!" "May I?" "I am something of a marksman." "Yes, the new Winchester repeating rifle." "They tell me it fires faster than the doubIe-action pistol... and as far as the eye can see." "Mister, it does everything but shoot around corners." "Most amusing." "But, of course, a weapon is only as good... as the man who uses it." "But monsieur..." "hold on to your hat, Max." "And don't worry about the women and children." "Fantastic!" "Magnificent!" "With three torches left, a pity your gun is empty." "It's not!" "Your Majesty said he was a marksman." "allow me, Sire." "Thank you, monsieur." "AII the way forward... all the way back." "Perhaps I better stop." "We have a servant problem as it is." "I assure Your Majesty I shall be perfectly safe... with these gentlemen." "well, then I suppose I must approve." "You see, it's the Countess who will occupy the coach." "She has decided she must see Paris again... and we indulge her every whim." "The Marquis is gravely concerned... that she reaches the ship at Vera Cruz safely." "She will, if the price is right." "I suppose when one deals with men of action... one must expect action." "Does twenty-five thousand in gold sound reasonable?" "Pretty figure, but only half as pretty... as the figure we're escorting to Vera Cruz." "I gather that double would increase... your sense of responsibility?" "It would double it." "Fifty-thousand it is, then." "I'II be a dirty." "The water is about to come in!" "Joe's pretty fast on the draw!" "I prefer he restricted his speed to his gun!" "Funny country, isn't it?" "A carriage cuts deeper tracks than an overloaded wagon." "Yeah, funny country, alright." "A very large convoy to protect one woman." "It will take at Ieast two days... to get enough men for any attack." "Get them!" "Yes, sir!" "But in the meantime, a few will have to do the work of many." "You are welcome, señor." "We will need food and drink for 70 people." "Your best, you understand?" "But señor, our provisions are scarce... and the Emperor does not pay." "We dine in an hour." "They have a very passable wine here, vintage of '59." "We'II stay the night." "Easy to defend, too." "My dear, you are unusually gallant this evening." "As gallant as you seem to find the two Americans?" "You surprise me, Henri." "You should know there is never anything to fear from two men." "Your French is as pretty as your flattery, mon-sewer." "Ma'am, I Iearned my French in old New orleans." "You want to play?" "VouIez-vous, get off my toe!" "Tex." "I told you to be careful!" "You Americans are so gallant!" "Come on, Countessy." "Let's go!" "Come on, Joe." "Give it back." "Sure." "little careless with your hardware, ain't ya?" "Look out behind you, Joe!" "Come on, little Bit." "You can do better than that." "careful, Joe, it's cocked." "well, what do you know?" "So it is." "Catch it, little Bit!" "You boys ain't gonna let a little gunshot... spoil the party, are ya?" "BaIIard, show us really how to dance!" "Give us a hoedown, Pittsburgh!" "Anything you say, Mister Erin." "hello..." "hello!" "How much do you think is there?" "Just enough." "For two?" "Good evening." "Each one of those six boxes contains... half a million dollars in gold." "Three million!" "Sure has a nice ring to it." "You pIannin' to visit Paris, or buy it?" "This is the money to bring troops from Europe... to keep MaximiIian on the throne." "But I can think of many uses for it... more civilized than war." "Ma'am, you're just full of surprises." "Then let me add another." "One million's enough for me." "It ain't for me." "I'm a pig." "Be a shame not to keep it all in one piece." "Perhaps." "But neither of you... can get out of the country alone." "If the Juaristas captured this, they could win the war." "They ain't gonna capture it!" "You don't know the Juaristas." "They are suspicious already." "Even MaximiIian needed me for camouflage." "How come he made the mistake of pickin' you?" "The Emperor is very fond of the Marquis... so I made sure that the Marquis became fond of me." "Looks like you been thinkin' about this for a Iong time." "I have." "There will be a sea captain to meet me in Las palmas." "He has a fast ship up the coast from Vera Cruz." "The Marquis know about that?" "unfortunately as I have discovered... to my embarrassment..." "Henri is loyal to his Emperor." "For I dare say he would be willing to die for MaximiIian." "How do we know we can trust you?" "How do I know I can trust you?" "Countess, you're beginnin' to talk my language." "And yours?" "should be an interesting trip!" "I wish you'd stop drawing' around me!" "Now, gentlemen, it's a Iong way to Vera Cruz." "See that?" "You must have had a restful night... to find the morning so amusing." "It ain't the morning, it's the Countess." "She's quite a woman!" "Indeed." "She's worth her weight in gold." "Now." "Now." "Out of the way, peasants!" "Joe!" "The carriage!" "The carriage!" "Forward!" "You saved my bacon back there!" "Sorry I was so slow gettin' to ya." "You'd have been a little slower, you'd have stood to be richer." "Maybe I didn't think of that." "Too bad you never knew Ace Hanna." "Ran a gambIin' joint back in Laredo." "Shot my old man in a stud game when I was still a kid." "Ace felt so bad, he gimme a home." "What's that got to do with my savin' your life?" "Ace used to say, 'Don't take any chances you don't have to." "Don't trust anybody you don't have to trust." "And don't do no favors you don't have to do.'" "Ace lived long enough to know he was right." "He lived thirty seconds after I shot him." "You know somethin'?" "That's the first time I ever told anybody the story of my Iife." "Thanks." "halt the caravan." "Count the casualties." "well, if it isn't Papayas!" "Why don't you let a real man try it?" "You'II never catch her, Pittsburgh!" "What's the matter, Papayas, ain't you gonna scream a little?" "I Iike 'em when they scream... and maybe you can bring Ben Trane to the rescue again." "Ain't that right, Donnegan?" "Right." "hold it!" "Where'd she come from?" "She's here of her own free will, ain't she?" "I'II believe that when you let her go." "If you was a man, you'd get off that horse." "I'II get off when you turn her loose." "Shoot him as he's gettin' off." "We're waitin'." "You boys had enough fighting' for the day?" "You heard the man." "Tex, get aboard that wagon." "well, that old Southern charm." "Draws them like bees to honey, eh, Ben?" "She snaked that wagon out of there just like a muIe-skinner." "Mount up, BaIIard." "I just wanted to get to Vera Cruz." "Just for the ride to Vera Cruz?" "You did a favor for me once." "Is it too much to expect another?" "That was a nice new dress you're wearin'." "You wouldn't turn her down, would you?" "It'd break her heart." "Captain Danette informed me of your heroics." "My compliments, mademoiselle!" "We would Iike an explanation of your presence here." "Ain't you heard?" "We just picked up a passenger." "Such decisions are up to the Marquis." "well..." "I wish you a pleasant journey to Vera Cruz." "It's time we were starting again." "Mount the caravan!" "Thank you, señor." "Forward!" "Kinda' cozy, ain't it, Ben?" "Now, we both got girls." "You just can't do enough for me, can you, Joe?" "Why not?" "You're the first friend I ever had." "That's the fifth one we've seen today." "Sixth." "You can bet those hills are full of 'em." "It's a cinch they ain't gonna wait much longer." "Hey, you!" "Wake up!" "Keep your eyes on the road!" "With your concern for the safety of the carriage... is most gratifying, sir." "Protecting the Countess is what I'm here for, ain't it?" "Is that all, monsieur?" "I Iike to think you're also here to protect the wagons... the supplies, the horses, to say nothing of myself." "That Marquis' gettin' too many teeth... in that crocodile smile of his." "I don't like it." "Then don't make so much fuss over this carriage... or me." "When we get to Las palmas if that ship captain ain't there... you'II really see a fuss." "I see we have a prisoner." "And three missing Iancers." "Not a very good swap." "Run!" "Run, you fool!" "Why don't they try throwing' rocks?" "You wouldn't want to see the game end too soon, monsieur." "Long live Juarez!" "pleasant trip?" "It is not pleasant to see a man killed..." "even a Juarista." "'Even a Juarista?" "'" "That's strange coming from a Mexican." "It is hard to be a patriot on an empty stomach." "What if Ramirez and the Juaristas win?" "Things might be different." "How can they win without money?" "Without guns?" "You saw general Ramirez... and you chose MaximiIian." "Why should I be different?" "You are different." "Most girls don't steal wallets." "Where is it?" "If you believe that, señor... why did you let me come with you?" "Hand it over." "Have you looked for it lately?" "Of course, it is empty." "twelve dollars!" "Picking pockets is a habit hard to break." "Why are you so anxious to get to Vera Cruz?" "For me, it is not wise to stay too long in one place." "And in Vera Cruz, there are many people and many pockets." "And many dresses." "They say that a thief in Mexico today... can disappear like a puff of smoke." "Is that true?" "You can see smoke disappear." "Supposing I wanted to get to Vera Cruz alone." "could I do it?" "It's possible, señor." "But why?" "A man named Ace Hanna used to say..." "'It never hurts to have an ace in the hole.'" "We would go together?" "Never can tell." "I'm just liable to get that filled for you." "Henri?" "Yes?" "I should like to stop here." "Las palmas is famous for its fiestas." "Of course, and you must be tired." "Continue with your dancing!" "I enjoy seeing our people happy!" "We halt here." "But we could push on to the next town." "This will make it difficult to reach Vera Cruz tomorrow evening." "It is the Countess' wish." "I do not intend to disappoint her." "Then I will see that the mayor provides us... with food and quarters." "Food only, quarters will not be necessary." "You see, it is here that the Countess intends to betray us." "halt the caravan." "I'II take this." "Of course, anything you say, monsieur." "He's gettin' very polite, isn't he?" "That ship captain here?" "In front of the cantina, the man with the whiskers." "He will come to me later." "Why not now?" "We must be careful not to arouse the Marquis' suspicions." "You see, he may not trust us as much as we trust each other." "He been to see her yet?" "Not yet." "If he don't make a move soon, I'm gonna work on him myself." "Easy." "Don't scare him off." "Wait'II he's had a chance to tell... the Countess where the ship is." "You ain't a fool enough to trust her?" "No." "But she can't make a move, not without us." "tell me somethin', colonel." "How come you let a little thing like a civil war bust you?" "I made the mistake of fighting the Iast battle... on my own property." "well, don't you worry." "After this, you can build her up again, outta' solid marble." "I guess you don't know much about a plantation, do you?" "It's not just a house." "It's land, a Iot of people." "And right now, they're in a pretty bad fix." "They sorta' depending' on you... to get them started again, colonel?" "I guess that old soft spot ain't only for horses, huh?" "You keep an eye on that captain." "I'II watch the gold." "alright, you boys, Iet's just keep right on playing." "I never played with no real band before." "Have you a match, monsieur?" "Señor, you startled me!" "How'd you get in there?" "I told them the Countess had sent me for a dress." "It's a good thing I'm not the Countess." "Don't tell her." "I wanted to wear it at the fiesta." "But she's sure to be there." "But by then I will have it on." "It will be worth it, señor." "When she sees you with that dress..." "I thought you were keeping an eye on that ship's captain." "He just went in to see her." "I'II give him some time." "Everything alright here?" "Quiet as a churchyard, if you don't count that fandango." "Sounds kinda' nice, doesn't it?" "Must be kinda' hard for a man to keep his mind on his job... when music like that gets goin'." "Guess it is, if you think about it." "Anybody poking' around?" "Not a soul." "If they had, you'd have shot 'em." "WouIdn't you?" "alright, Joe, you saw her." "I'd have stopped her on her tracks dead." "For steaIin' a dress?" "I'm thinkin' you and Ace Hanna... wouIdn't have lasted long as partners." "I don't figure Ace would have had much choice." "By joining the ship in this cove here... you won't have worry about the garrison at Vera Cruz." "I shall be there by sundown tomorrow." "You and all these Americans?" "only two." "The others will be lost along the way." "The long boat will be on the beach." "But one thing must be understood... when I come aboard with the gold, I come alone." "But the two Americans?" "I repeat, I come aboard alone." "Very good." "I have a weII-trained and well armed crew." "shall I leave this, or can you remember?" "I can remember." "Who is it?" "Open up!" "Joseph!" "I was just going to send for you." "Joseph!" "This is Captain Lecroix." "Monsieur Erin, the gentleman I mentioned." "A pleasure, monsieur." "until tomorrow then." "Of course." "What's your hurry?" "But Joseph, everything's arranged." "He has a Iong journey and you wouldn't want to delay him." "To Paris!" "You forget who I am, monsieur." "I don't forget a thing." "That captain was lookin' at me..." "like I was already a dead man!" "You're being ridiculous." "Am I?" "I've seen that look too many times not to know it." "If you trust me so little..." "I don't trust you at all." "AII you want is that gold... but you ain't gonna get it without me." "I'm takin' over that boat... before you ever set foot aboard her." "That's why you'II take anything I hand out... and learn to like it." "See?" "Because you and me is the same!" "You brute!" "I should have made my deals with Monsieur Trane." "old Ben Trane." "He's quite a fella'." "Aide to general Beauregard, whipped his weight in Yankees... and a gentleman!" "A real Southern gentleman." "colonel Ben Trane, ma'am, at your service." "I don't trust him." "He likes people and you can never count on a man like that." "Do you mean it wouId be just the two of us, Joseph?" "I was wonderin' if that captain could swim." "I've always wanted to sail my own boat." "But Joseph... you will have a million and a half... and I'II have a million and a half." "And we'II have each other." "But Monsieur Trane, how will we slip away from him?" "Funny." "Runnin' my fingers through your hair like this..." "I feel it way down in my toes." "But Joseph, we have so little time... and Monsieur Trane knows our plans." "Part of our plans." "How much of your plans do I know?" "Cherie..." "You are wondering why I should share anything with you." "But, Cherie, you know where the boat is." "But afterward, we must be careful... one doesn't push the other overboard." "Ace Hanna'd be proud of the way you think... and so am I." "Joseph... you are born American, but at heart you are French." "Better take it off." "The Countess has missed it?" "Don't worry about that!" "Hurry!" "I am hurrying." "Do you want me to tear it?" "There'II be no time for any fiesta tonight." "Look!" "Isn't it magnificent?" "And feel, it is silk, the first silk I ever wore." "I wanted you to see me in it just once..." "Found the gold in there, didn't you?" "gold?" "The gold you've been looking for... ever since you joined this outfit." "You can't believe that." "You knew the carriage was guarded." "You wouldn't have sneaked in there just for a dress... not if it was made of all the silk in China." "alright." "You knew I was a thief." "Not only a thief, a Juarista." "How can you say that?" "I drove the wagon out when the Juaristas attacked." "Sure, you drove it out, after the attack." "Don't try to lie to me." "AII you people are Juaristas." "Then why did you help me?" "Because I need your help now." "You're not Iike these other men, these hired killers." "You know MaximiIian has no right to this gold." "That gold belongs to the man who gets it." "Joe Erin or me." "You like that dress, don't you?" "How would you Iike a dozen of 'em?" "A hundred with hats and shoes and parasols to match?" "How can you even say this?" "Because that gold belongs to both of us together, Nina." "You and I both know that no cause... is worth three million dollars." "Wait here!" "Get the horses!" "What's it all about, Joe?" "Round up the men and get the horses!" "They got the carriage!" "hold it!" "We'II get the carriage back, Ben... but we'II get it back together." "Now, cut this lead out!" "Why weren't you sittin' on that gold?" "And what were you doin'?" "Never mind that now." "Cut that bullet out!" "A pleasure!" "What's up?" "Don't pester him!" "Can't you see the man's suffering'?" "hold it!" "We all wanna see what's in there." "It's kinda funny the way you two... been takin' care of this carriage lately." "And not sayin' nothing to the rest of us." "You boys sobered up mighty fast." "A few gun shots'II do it every time, Mister Trane." "If what we think is in there... we'd just have to figure you two was crossin' us, wouldn't we?" "Now, open it up!" "Looks like the Marquis beat us to it, Joe." "Nothin'!" "You're still a fool for luck, ain't you, Joe?" "Man, oh, man!" "Pittsburgh!" "The Winchesters!" "He'II never make it!" "He gone crazy?" "Wait a minute." "You were right, general." "We meet again." "You are wise to surrender, señor." "Surrender?" "hardly!" "But why waste lives over nothing?" "There's no gold there to fight over." "Pedro..." "We've all been tricked." "I've an idea that gold is in a supply wagon... heading for the garrison at Vera Cruz." "You did not walk out here just to tell me that, señor." "I suggest that we join forces and get it back." "No, that gold belongs to Mexico." "It cannot be shared with anyone." "We don't ask a share, only fair payment... a hundred thousand dollars." "A Iot of money." "A Iot of us will die earning it." "Very well payment to be contingent... on the capture of the gold." "I take your word, señor." "And we will keep the bargain." "I sure got to hand it to you, colonel." "Robert E. Lee himself never made a smarter maneuver." "A hundred thousand..." "Maybe I should have doubled the ante." "Why worry about the ante... with three million still in the pot?" "You know somethin'?" "You're gettin' more like Ace Hanna every day." "From now on, it's me and you right down the line." "Just like it's always been, Joe?" "You ain't sore, are you?" "Now, what have I got to be sore about?" "alright, Ben, I was a fool to even think of crossing' you." "tell me." "How'd you figure it out so fast?" "old crocodile teeth switchin' the gold to the wagon?" "old crocodile teeth and I had the same idea... only he got to it faster." "well, I'II be a dirty." "I see you managed to precede me, captain." "My route was more direct, sir." "And I had good reason for haste." "No doubt, but the ruse was successful." "The Emperor will be pleased with both of us." "Is the ship waiting?" "Yes, sir." "The captain is sending an escort... to take you and the cargo aboard... in time to leave with the morning tide." "Good." "And now..." "I am sure you will enjoy sending me to a dungeon, Henri." "certainly not." "The Countess has lived a most comfortable life so far." "See that she enjoys the brief remainder." "Yes, sir." "This way, madame." "Gracias." "They're more friendly than I expected." "What do you mean, 'friendly?" "' They're playin' us for suckers." "They figure we're gonna get that gold back for 'em." "Ben, I didn't know any of these yokels could write." "What are they up to?" "They know it won't be any picnic tomorrow... want to be sure and get buried under the right name." "That's a good idea." "You write my name..." "I'II write yours." "We'II fool Saint Peter yet!" "What luck?" "We went all the way... around the fort, general." "They are better prepared than the Iast time." "And our attack failed the Iast time." "Señores, I'm glad you're here!" "How can we best use your Winchesters?" "They're the nearest thing to artillery you have, general." "Very well." "You will cover us... with fire while we assault the gates." "general, that's a great idea." "We'II be right behind you." "Hey, amigo." "What you got there?" "tequila?" "A strange man, señor." "The first like him I ever met... who could be happy with his lot." "Why should that be strange?" "He stands a chance to win a big prize tomorrow." "Money." "Is that worth risking your life for?" "Comes closer than anything I know." "A man's got to have more." "He needs something to believe in." "I've got that, too." "You two have met before." "A couple of times." "You are surprised to see me?" "Why?" "I believe last night both of us knew... that gold belongs to Mexico." "Like bees to honey, eh, Ben?" "Thanks." "Looks like we tied up with the wrong outfit!" "Give 'em some help." "Aim for the windows!" "On to second position!" "Let's go!" "Nice shootin' colonel!" "They've got plenty of guts." "If they get that gold, they'II have earned it!" "You ain't thinkin' of keepin' that bargain?" "I wouldn't give 'em the sweat off my brow!" "Grenade!" "Joseph!" "Cherie!" "Where's the gold?" "The Marquis!" "He's making a run for it!" "Ben, the Marquis!" "BaIIard, Donnegan!" "Be right back." "Go!" "BaIIard, snake that wagon outta here!" "Oh, Cherie..." "Where's the boat?" "only a few miles, the next cove up the coast... the North side." "Now, we both know where it is!" "Don't we?" "Joseph, you're taking me with you?" "You and Ben Trane, you'II never learn." "So long, Cherie!" "hold it, BaIIard!" "You got a passenger." "We got it, Mister Erin!" "Thanks!" "Joe!" "Looks like you meant that Ace Hanna story after all." "Too bad you missed the point." "I'm takin' that wagon out!" "That gold's goin' to the Juaristas." "Not if you give me a fair chance at a draw." "Just like you gave BaIIard?" "That old soft spot, eh, Ben?" "Even Ace had one, Joe." "That was Ace's mistake!"