"HOLIDAY OF ST." "JORGEN" "Screenplay and Realization:" "Honored Art Worker YAKOV PROTAZANOV" "Sound Script:" "YAKOV PROTAZANOV VLADIMIR SHVEJTSER" "Cinematography:" "PYOTR YERMOLOV Co-Director:" "PORFIRI PODOBED" "Composer:" "SERGEI BUGOSLAVSKY Tonmeister:" "DAVID BLOK" "Artists:" "B. BALLYUZEK A. ARAPOV S. KOZLOVSKY" "Orchestra and Choir by MEZHRABPOM-FILM STUDIO" "The sound was registered with "TAGEFON" system" "A MEZHRABPOMFILM Production" "CAST:" "ANATOLY KTOROV" "I contend... that from a scientific point of view... the most important thing in the profession of a thief, as in the profession of a saint, of course is... to slip away right on time." "Just between us, of course!" "IGOR ILYINSKY" "By the way..." "Birds of the air neither sow nor reap." "But the Heavenly Father feeds them." "Tested!" "MARIYA STRELKOVA" "Ah, gentlemen!" "The true vocation of women is, naturally..." "Love!" "The love for the bridegroom." "For the Heavenly Bridegroom!" "Honored Art Worker IGOR ARKADIN" "My beloved brethren!" "Do not store up for yourselves treasures here, on earth!" "But store up for yourselves imperishable treasures, there, in heaven!" "People's Artist of the Republic MIKHAIL KLIMOV" "May the blessing of St. Jorgen be with you!" "Truly great is the grace of the Lord... who elected our city as a place of life, death and the resurrection of St. Jorgen." "PROLOGUE" "THE MAJOR CUSTOMERS" "VICAR OF THE CHURCH OF ST." "JORGEN, RIGHT HAND OF GOD" "TREASURER OF THE CHURCH, THE HUMBLE KEEPER OF THE CHURCHLY KOPECK" "ASSIDUOUS PERFORMERS" "This is an outrage." "Five times I'm forced to fly, for a pittance." "Let's see the footage." "THE LIFE AND MIRACLES OF ST." "JORGEN In Six Parts" "Yesterday we issued an order from the petroleum trust, today, an order from the church." "500 YEARS AGO" "ST." "JORGEN WAS A SHEPHERD" "THE BRIDE OF JORGEN" "TOWN NOBLES DECIDED TO DESTROY JORGEN" "WHO PROTECTED THE POOR AND OPPRESSED" "ENEMIES ATTACKED HIM ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT" "INTERLUDE" "Less psychology, Mr. Director, and more miracles!" "Truly, truly, I say to you, it is time... to catch not fish but the souls of men..." "Cut it immediately!" "Man walks on the sea as on dry land and you film a vacationers' boat ride." "The day will come and I will return to earth." "Wait patiently and uncomplainingly." "Throw in a couple of miraculous healings and finish." "The picture should be ready for the holiday." "END OF PROLOGUE" "ANNUAL HOLIDAY OF ST." "JORGEN STARTS WITH USUAL PREACHING IN THE TEMPLE" "An annual feast of our temple is approaching." "Today, my beloved children..." "We ought to remember again that ineffable wonder... witnessed three years ago by our Father-Treasurer, who is present here... well-known for his unselfishness." "And I... humble servant of God." "In that year..." "Myriad worshipers flocked from all sides to Jorgenstadt..." "To venerate the miraculous cloak and the crown of thorns of St. Jorgen." "Do not forget that God's flock of sheep is in need of supervision." "Truly it is said in the Gospel of St. Jorgen..." ""Inscrutable are the ways of God, and no one knows, when the Lord will call him."" "Go to St. Jorgen's!" "They will not find us in the crowd!" "How richly these people live!" "I suppose they wash their hands every day." "TO POLICE STATIONS OF ALL RAILWAYS HUBS" "Today will be elected the bride of St. Jorgen for the current year." "According to custom, the bride's parents will receive 100,000 from the Temple." "FEMALE CANDIDATES FOR THE BRIDE OF ST." "JORGEN" "OLEANDRA - daughter of the Vicar VAN-GUTEN" " Minister of Defence" "Take steps to check the trains." "The international criminal has escaped." "The reward for the capture of Mikael Korkis and his accomplice Francis Shults - 10,000." "PEOPLE EASILY ACQUAINTED ALONG THE ROAD" "If they will continue to offer him such brides it's unlikely he will ever return to Earth." "They caught the famous Korkis and some tramp with him!" "THEY GUARDED THE VALUABLE BOOTY ALL NIGHT LONG" "Do not be afraid!" "We will break through." "It turns out that miracles are possible in our time." "At this hour the breath of Spirit of the Lord is invisibly sweeping over Jorgenstadt..." "And over countless crowds of worshipers." "SHORT LIST OF WONDERS" "BELIEVERS!" "Vote for the National Democrats Party!" "In the name of St. JORGEN!" "THE MIRACULOUS SPRING OF ST." "JORGEN" "A TRUE WONDER - BRINGS 1,000% INCOME" "Praise Jorgen!" "Praise Beatific!" "HAIR OF ST." "JORGEN" "Mikael, learn how to work without a lock pick." "TEARDROP OF ST." "JORGEN" "Hosanna!" "THE INNER SANCTUM OF THE TEMPLE OF GOD" "The Director of the Central Bank has arrived." "JOINT-STOCK COMPANY CHARTER for the operation of hotels, doss houses, hospitals and other institutions." "CASH BOOK" "...joint operation of hotels, doss houses, hospitals and other institutions, as well as the miraculous spring and cloak, tears and hair of St. Jorgen." "As usual, like three years ago..." "The holiday of St. Jorgen began with solemnity - the election of his bride." "I vividly remember how we, humble servants of the Lord, gathered in the sacristy to prepare for the rite of the election of the bride." "We talked piously and made concessions to each other in all matters." "And our hearts were open to God." "This is daylight robbery!" "It was my niece's turn." "Why your daughter?" "It's time for others to take advantage of the dowry!" "ANEL, ERIKA, OLEANDRA" "Brothers and children!" "Now St. Jorgen elects a worthy of the worthy." "I prayed to St. Jorgen, who elected my daughter, the immaculate Oleandra as his heavenly bride." "OLEANDRA, OLEANDRA, OLEANDRA I remember how the Father-Treasurer, known for his selflessness gently whispered to me..." "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND IN GOLD ...gently whispered to me..." "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND IN GOLD" "ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND IN GOLD "God rewards those who are most worthy!"" ""God rewards those who are most worthy!"" "Better not to play cards with you as you can undress anyone." "THE WORLD'S RELIGIOUS ACTION MOVIE!" ""THE LIFE AND MIRACLES OF ST." "JORGEN"" "The attack on the wedding night!" "Sermon on the Mount." "Crowd scenes involving up to 10,000 people." "BELIEVERS, SAVE YOUR SOULS!" "THE KEY!" "OLD FRIENDS CONGRATULATED THE CHOSEN OF HEAVEN..." "I know so many countries" "And the waves of all the seas" "But there's nowhere such beautiful gardens!" "And the blue waves..." "And the stars shine brighter" "NEW FRIENDS ALSO DIDN'T FORGET HER And the stars shine brighter" "And the fragrances of flowers become stronger" "Announce." "I'm instructed to convey this in person." "It's like singing:" ""Oh, beautiful Jorgenstadt!"" ""Beautiful, beautiful!"" ""Oh, beautiful Jorgenstadt!"" ""Beautiful, beautiful!"" "Oh, my beautiful city" "I dream about you" "I breathe freely by your fragrance" "And in the silence of the night..." "In the darkness of the night I hear..." "What the wind whispers and hums..." "And a choir sings to me" "Sings and repeats..." ""Oh, beautiful Jorgenstadt!"" ""Do not forget those who walk by unjust means..."" "The Gospel of St. Jorgen, chapter 4, page 19" ""Beautiful, beautiful Jorgenstadt!"" "HOSPITAL AT THE TEMPLE" "IN THE HOLY NIGHT LISTENED AND AGREED:" "If we give you the votes of believers, then...?" "If we come to power, our party will cancel the tax on church lands." "Open the door in an hour!" "My children!" "I'm getting closer to the culmination of my true story." "And my voice is interrupted with excitement." "The morning of that day came, the memory of which will forever remain in the hearts of believers!" "The radiant light of the sun rises over Jorgenstadt." "Neither on earth nor in heaven were there signs, that we are on the threshold of the great mystery." "St. Jorgen!" "Hear the prayers of your children!" "I hear!" "I hear, I hear!" "St. Jorgen, come!" "I came..." "I have already come!" "Yes, my children, it was him!" "St. Jorgen in the flesh!" "And we immediately understand it!" " We recognized him!" " The crown of thorns on his brow!" "Holy cloak on his shoulders!" "Yes, on his shoulders." "That radiance of holiness comes from his face!" "From his face and..." "Joy and embarrassment seized all those present!" " I first came to my senses..." " I first came to my senses!" "I threw myself at the feet of the Risen and said to the believers..." ""Don't you recognize St. Jorgen?" ""This is him!"" "Don't believe him!" "This is a swindler!" "And St. Jorgen raised his right hand and blessed the Father-Treasurer!" "Then with a voice full of love He said..." ""You're the first to remember me!" ""Peace be upon you!"" "And after St. Jorgen so graciously blessed the Father-Treasurer all those present at once felt the wafting of God's Spirit on themselves!" " Miracle!" " Show us a miracle!" " Miracle!" " Miracle!" " Miracle!" " Miracle!" "We demand a miracle from you!" "Miracle!" "Miracle!" "Find out..." "take action and... report back!" "Miracle!" "Miracle!" "Mi-rac-le!" "Miracle!" "Miracle!" "Miracle!" "Miracle!" "Miracle!" "Miracle!" "With a wave of his hand," "St. Jorgen beckoned a man standing in front of him on crutches." "Thin as a blade of grass..." "Slim young man on which it seems rested the grace of God, modestly approached the Holy man..." "The bright eyes of the lad shone with faith!" "I say to you:" "throw away your crutches and walk!" "And the gentle young man said softly..." ""Lord, I believe, and confess!"" "Are you crazy?" "They will arrest us!" "And the Saint said, "And this is the Father's will which hath sent me"" "Become healthy, jackass, I tell you!" "Down on your knees, on your knees, you idiot!" "Your Eminence, learn how to work without a lock pick." "I absolve all of your sins for free." "Why is it free?" "This is not godly." "I have chosen a bride, if I remember correctly?" "Events on this day developed with miraculous speed!" "Sent by St. Jorgen for his bride," "I ran to my daughter with a cry of joy..." ""Come, come, dove!"" ""Your heavenly groom is waiting for you!"" "Run and hide!" "This thug demands you..." "I know myself what I should do." "Personality of miracle-worker is identified." "This is the recidivist Mikael Korkis!" "Shall we arrest him?" "It's late." "He can arrest us himself." "Glory to the bride, glory!" "Glory to the bride, glory!" "FATHERS OF THE CHURCH AND RIALTO AT THE COUNCIL" "How unsearchable are His judgments and how inscrutable His ways!" "Enough clowning around!" "Each extra minute staying with this "saint" brings us closer to a crash!" "If religion shakes and collapses - then goodbye to our profits." "We all will be thrust out like..." "LUMINARIES GATHERED AT THE FEET OF THE CURED" "Right..." "Left..." "Ouch!" "It tickles!" "Marrowbones perfectly healthy!" "Amazing!" "Well..." "The story of his illness, he will tell us himself!" "When I was an infant..." "My poor, dear mother dropped me from the third floor." "From the sixth." "From the sixth floor!" "My leg was shattered." "Like porridge!" "Mom was crying, the janitors were moaning..." "The police were sobbing!" "An epic tale!" "This is how I rode on one leg through all my sinless life." "Well..." "Of course I have just one consolation" " God!" "And holy prayer." "So it happens:" "one can get ...into a prison cell." "As you lie on a bed..." "What?" "As a representative of science, I contend, that is a true miracle!" "I propose to make a deal with this rascal and arrange his ascension to our Father in Heaven." "Perfect!" "With one miracle followed another: our stocks also ascend." "Korkis, who solemnly kicked in the bridal chamber, dreamed only of escape." "ADVERTISING IS THE ENGINE OF COMMERCE" "Calm down!" "Make an angelic pose." "The most important thing in the profession of saint is to slip away right on time." "All the believers were treated free of charge on the order of St. Jorgen." "How did you manage that, old man?" "When I was an infant..." "My poor, dear, mother..." "dropped me from the seventh floor." "Even brides should not be angry with their saints." "My poor, poor mother... hic..." "My poor mother... me..." "from the ninth floor..." "My true story comes to an end." "On that unforgettable evening, we, servants of the temple, like sheep around a shepherd, gathered around the holy man to beg him not to leave his flock!" "We'll not make a fuss with you, my dear!" "We'll wipe you in powder..." "Please perform another miracle, and ascend into heaven." "And what about travelling expenses?" "You will receive a passport, our car will take you to the border." "And St. Jorgen blessed us and said:" ""I hear the voice of the Lord calling me to him!"" ""My last hour on earth is nigh!"" ""And my pure bride enters with me" ""into the palaces of the Heavenly Father!"" "She will go with me to the border for my safety." "She threw me from the fourteenth floor..." "My poor ma... ma..." "Truly unspeakable mercy of God!" "Father-Treasurer, known for his unselfishness, and I, we have seen with our sinful eyes the great miracle of the Ascension!" "St. Jorgen, raising his hands to the sky, slowly, as a cloud, began to melt..." "Melt..." "And... gone!" "St. Jorgen left us." "But as a sign that he has visited us..." "As a sign of... as a promise that he will return to us he left something for us..." "He left..." "A new relic!" "The grace of St. Francis be with you, my children!" "THE END"