"♪ Friends say it's fine, friends say it's good ♪" "♪ Everybody says it's just like rock 'n' roll ♪" "♪ Well, it's plain to see you were meant for me ♪" "♪ Yeah, I'm your boy, ♪" "♪ Your 20th Century toy. ♪" "Chrissy Teigen:" "We came to party and we came to do it with our man and host of "Lip Sync Battle,"" "LL Cool J." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Hands in the air!" "You knock 'em down!" "Now let me hear you say, "Yeah!"" "Audience:" "Yeah!" "Now scream!" "Gettin' ready for the concert." "Welcome to "Lip Sync Battle,"" "the show that draws the biggest stars on the planet to go wild because there's only one rule... to rule the stage." "All right?" "Now, tonight we've got two of the most dynamic superstars in the game." "Courtside with me, as always, is our cheerleader, our colorful commentator, sexy, sassy, ultra classy Chrissy Teigen." "♪ Everywhere I go, go, go, go, go ♪" " ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪" " ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪" " ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare ♪" " ♪ All they do is stare ♪ - ♪ Go on, stare. ♪" "Work with me, baby." "Work, work it out." " Work, work it out." " Hi." " Get down funky, Get down funky." " Oh." " Get lit with it." "Oh." " I can't get low." "Okay." "Whoa, sorry." "Chrissy, tell us about the match." "So, tonight's battle involves two very smart, very funny, and very tall people." "She's a guy's girl, and he's an everyone's guy." "I don't wanna say too much, but I will say this... it's gonna be a lip sync battle for the books." "No doubt about it." "All right, Chrissy, let's do it." "Let's do this, let's see this." "Okay." "Shall we bring them out?" "She's an actress, comedian, author." "You've seen her on "Criminal Minds" and "The Talk."" "One of the funniest ladies I know," "Aisha Tyler." "Whoo!" "And facing her in this battle, 15-time NBA all-star... four-time NBA champion..." "Shaquille O'Neal!" "I had to go up on my tiptoes." "Yo, Shaq Daddy, seein' what you did to some of the back boards, you know what I'm sayin', so I'm gonna let you go first." " Aisha, you have a seat in the VIP." " All right." "Shaq, come on over." "All right." "What song are you doing first tonight?" "We know you love all kinds of music." "What are you doing first?" "Tonight I'm gonna go with "Love Shack" for the first song." "Here's Shaquille O'Neal!" "♪ If you see a faded sign at the side of the road ♪" "♪ That says 15 miles ♪" "♪ To the Love Shack ♪" "♪ Love Shack, yeah, yeah ♪" "♪ I'm headin' down the Atlanta Highway ♪" "♪ Lookin' for the love getaway ♪" "♪ Headed for the love getaway ♪" "♪ I got me a car, it's as big as a whale ♪" "♪ And we're headin' on down to the Love Shack ♪" "♪ I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 ♪" "♪ So hurry up and bring your jukebox money ♪" "♪ The love shack is a little old place ♪" "♪ Where we can get together ♪" "♪ Love Shack, baby ♪" "♪ The Love Shack, baby ♪" "♪ Love Shack ♪" "♪ Baby, Love Shack ♪" "♪ Love Shack, baby, Love Shack ♪" "♪ Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby ♪" "♪ Knock a little louder, sugar ♪" "♪ Bang, bang, bang on the door, baby ♪" "♪ Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby ♪" "♪ Bang, bang ♪" "♪ Your what?" "♪" "♪ Tin roof, rusted. ♪" "Oh, my God." "Now, Shaq, that was, like, an interesting strategy, you know what I'm saying?" "You went to the love song thing." "But it was a love song to yourself." "Yes." "That's interesting, though." "Tell us about it." " You know, you gotta love yourself." " True." " I love Shaq." " True." " He's tall..." " Yes, he is." " Sexy..." " Yes, he is." "And he got a lot of booty." "Oh!" " All right." "So, Aisha..." " Yes." "What'd you think of big Shaq's performance?" "I was very impressed, but I just think we need to point out your ass is too big to fit in any love shack." "All right, so grab a seat in the VIP." " All right." " Take a load off, big Shaq." "Yeah." "Now, now, you got a big ol' mountain to climb over there." " I really do." " So what song are you doin' for us?" "I'm going to do a very special song that I know everybody knows from our childhood." " Oh, you selected some..." " "Basketball" by Kurtis Blow." " Oh." " Oh, okay." " Well, trying to beat Shaq at his own game." " Yeah." "Aisha Tyler." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "♪ They're playing basketball ♪" "♪ We love that basketball... ♪" " Oh." " Oh, I'm... ♪ They're playin' basketball ♪" "♪ We love that basketball ♪" "♪ Uh-huh ♪" "♪ Basketball is my favorite sport ♪" "♪ I like the way they dribble up and down the court ♪" "♪ Just like I'm the king of the microphone ♪" "♪ To a Dr. J and Moses Malone ♪" "♪ I like slam-dunks, take me to the hoop ♪" "♪ My favorite play is to alley-oop ♪" "♪ I like the pick-and-roll I like the give-and-go ♪" "♪ 'Cause it's basketball of Mr. Kurtis Blow ♪" "♪ They're playin' basketball ♪" "♪ We love that basketball ♪" "♪ I used to go to dinner and take the girl ♪" "♪ To see Tiny play against Earl the Pearl ♪" "♪ And Wilt, Big O, and Jerry West ♪" "♪ To play basketball at its very best... ♪" " Whoo!" " ♪ Dantley and Williams are on the scene ♪" "♪ And Ralph Sampson is really mean ♪" "♪ Bill Russell didn't take no junk ♪" "♪ And Darryl Dawkins got a monster dunk ♪" "♪ Ugh!" "♪" "♪ Ha ha ha!" "♪" "♪ To the hoop, y'all, yes ♪" "♪ Ha-ho, here I go ♪" "♪ Face. ♪" "Yes." " Whoo!" " Oh, boy." "Shaq:" "Okay." "Okay." "Wow." "I'ma go to Chrissy for the alley-oop." "I miss that music from a simpler time." "Now we have twerking asses." "I appreciated the simple chorus..." ""Basketball."" "We love that basketball." "What an innocent song." "I miss it." "By the way, in the video, they were doing Kung Fu because no one knew what the hell was going on back then." "They were making videos look like they Kung Fu and bitches and a basketball and a sandwich and the Fat Boys and pizza." "What can we put in this thing?" "Ha-ho, Kurtis Blow." " Aisha:" "Hey." " Aisha, take a seat." "I will, I will." "Oh, you get your headband." "All right." "All right." "Well, look, the battle of "Love Shaq"" "versus the lovely Aisha Tyler is about to go into round two." "When we come back, these two powerhouse performers step it up... major production, crazy surprises." "And let's be." "Stay on it." "♪ Basketball ♪" "♪ We love that... ♪" "Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."" "We've got one of the biggest names in talk versus one of the biggest names in sports." "Aisha Tyler versus big Shaq Daddy." "Round two is where our stars soup up their performances for the title run." "Let's see how Aisha got prepared to dominate." "Have I been training for lip syncing?" "Does drunk karaoke count?" "I'm a big dude with boobs." "I can barely dance." "No offense." "You guys are way more elegant and feminine than me." "Uh-oh." "Ooh, I'm all off." "I wanna do a good job." "I do." "I wanna win." "Exactly." "Man:" "Here we go." "Music." "I'll take you right up this way." "Let's see if my feet are as big as the Shaq's." "Woman:" "All right, here we go, guys." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Are we practicing it?" "Okay." "Get your hands in." "Don't drop me." "Gonna go great." "You guys are very strong." "I trust you all." "That, like, went better than I thought it would, and, uh, I didn't suck as bad as I thought I would." "I'm gonna beat you." "I know you're two or three of me, but I'm gonna take you down." "Good luck." "Good luck." "I feel strong." "I've been training." "I feel no shame." "I'm ready to embarrass the out of myself." "I'm going home with the belt." "It might be a really skinny, feminine belt, but I'm going home with the belt." "♪ I wanna hold them like they do in Texas, please ♪" "♪ Fold them, let them hit me ♪" "♪ Raise it, baby, stay with me... ♪" "Oh, yeah." "♪ Love game, intuition, play the cards ♪" "♪ With spades to start ♪" "♪ And after he's been hooked ♪" "♪ I'll play the one that's on his heart ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪" "♪ I'll get him hot, show him what I got ♪" "♪ Can't read my, can't read my ♪" "♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪" "♪ She's got me like nobody ♪" "♪ P-p-p-p-poker face ♪" "♪ P-p-p-poker face ♪" "♪ I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be ♪" "♪ A little gambling' is fun when you're with me ♪" "♪ Russian Roulette is not the same without his gun ♪" "♪ And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun ♪" "♪ Can't read my, can't read my ♪" "♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪" "♪ She's got me like nobody ♪" "♪ P-p-p-poker face, P-p-p-poker face ♪" "♪ Can't read my, can't read my ♪" "♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪" "♪ She's got me like nobody ♪" "♪ Can't read my, can't read my ♪" "♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪" "♪ She's got me like nobody ♪" "♪ P-p-p-poker face, P-p-p-poker face ♪" "Yes!" "♪ P-p-p-poker face, P-p-p-poker face. ♪" "Whoa!" "Whoa, ho ho!" "Whoa." "Shaq:" "Okay." "Wow." "Like... oh!" "Chrissy:" "Sorry." " See?" " It's a hard gig Gaga has." "I'm just telling you, and Gaga..." "she be wearing that to breakfast." "Like I can't get..." "I got a Froot Loop in my vest." "So, Shaq Daddy, can you keep a poker face after watching that?" "And you know what, crowd surfin'," "I wish they could lift my big ass in the crowd." "Man, can we try?" "Come on, let's try it out." "Shaq:" "Man, let's see, let's see." "It is what it is." "Aisha, you take a seat next to Shaq Daddy." "I will." "I will." "Oh, man!" "So much fun, Aisha doing Gaga." "That's the kind of crazy stuff you're only gonna see on this show, "Lip Sync Battle."" "When we return, Shaq fires back." "Someone's about to get a fresh new golden belt." ""Lip Sync Battle." It's on, baby." "♪ Can't read my, can't read my ♪" "♪ No, he can't read my poker face ♪" "♪ She's got me like nobody... ♪" "♪ They're my kind of people, people... ♪" ""Lip Sync Battle" is back." "Shaq is squaring off against the hilarious Aisha Tyler," "Let's see how Shaq used all the tools at his disposal to make a big charge for the title." "I don't know who that is, so..." "Instructor:" "Okay, I want to do it again." "And you can do as little of this as you want." "It doesn't have to be this." "And just stretching." " Wanna battle later?" " I wanna battle." "I'll battle." "You think you can out-dance me?" "I'll out-dance all of y'all." "Head... head." "Head... yeah!" " I'll see you out there." " Hurts my goddamn neck." "We're not talking about the main performance." "We're talking about practice." "Man:" "All right, here we go, guys." "Once again, here." "Stand by." "Nice stage." "I'm taking this to the club." "I'm buyin' this tonight." "Yes!" "That was perfect." "That was so good." "I don't wanna do this show no more." "I changed my mind." "That look easier on TV." "That mother hurt right there, damn." "Shaq." "I'll be the photographer today." "Nice to meet ya." "Holy!" "Let's go, go, go, go." "Caught you taking a picture." "Man:" "All right, here we go." "Everybody stand by." "Seeing all the other semi-good performers you guys have had..." "The Rock, Justin Beiber, all those regular B-list celebrities." "Now you have a A-list celebrity here." "I'm gonna show you how to get down." "Man:" "Here we go." "Music in five, four..." "You're messing with a maniac." "♪ Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night ♪" "♪ Looking for the fight of her life ♪" "♪ In the real-time world, no one sees her at all ♪" "♪ They all say she's crazy ♪" "♪ Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart ♪" "♪ Changing movement into the light ♪" "♪ She has danced into the danger zone ♪" "♪ When the dancer becomes the dance ♪" "♪ It can cut you like a knife ♪" "♪ If the gift becomes the fire ♪" "♪ On the wire between will and what will be ♪" "♪ She's a maniac, maniac on the floor ♪" "♪ And she's dancin' like she's never danced before... ♪" "Oh, my God!" "♪ Ooh, oh ♪" "♪ It can cut you like a knife ♪" "♪ If the gift becomes the fire ♪" "♪ On the wire between will and what will be ♪" "♪ She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know ♪" " ♪ And she's dancin' like... ♪" " LL:" "He's a maniac!" "Chrissy:" "Oh!" "Yo, I can't even take this." "Yo, this is..." " Oh, my God." " Yo." "Yo." "Yo, Shaq Daddy." "Boy..." "What in the...?" "Oh, man." "Don't drop no more of that water down here." "Oh, man." "That was amazing." "Chrissy, Chrissy, what was going through your mind when Shaq was up here performing?" "I had this thing up here, and then I-I missed some stuff, and then whole... and as soon as I took it off, it was water time." " Unbelievable." " Thank you." " So, Aisha?" " Yes?" "Just talk to me about Shaq's performance." "Shaq is a... is a master competitor." "I knew he was gonna bring it, and it was incredible to watch you." "And I'm just happy to be here in your company." "And I'm gonna go up to your dressing room and take one of your championship rings after this if I don't win." " Shaq:" "Thank you." " I like it." "Because one of Shaq's championship rings could around my waist like a belt." "You ain't lying'." " All right, Shaq, have a seat in the VIP." " All right." " That was incredible." " Yo." "That was incredible." "When we come back, the audience is gonna crown a new champion on "Lip Sync Battle."" "♪ She's a maniac, maniac on the floor... ♪" "Welcome back to "Lip Sync Battle."" "Aisha Tyler went up against Shaquille O'Neal." "The moment of truth has arrived." "It's time to choose the "Lip Sync Battle" champion." "Chrissy... is the champ Shaquille O'Neal?" "Or... is the champ Aisha Tyler?" "We're gonna do it one more time." "Is the Lip Sync Battle champion Aisha Tyler?" "Or is the Lip Sync Battle champion" "Shaquille O'Neal?" "And the Lip Sync Battle Champion is..." "Shaquille O'Neal." "Shaq, the belt is yours." "How do you feel right now?" "Can you dig it?" "The reason I'm on my knees is I want to show America" "I'm still taller than Kevin Hart." "Adrienne!" "So much love to Aisha Tyler, big Shaq Daddy for joining the lip sync revolution tonight!" "One love from me, LL Cool J and Chrissy." "And everybody out there in the world remember no matter what goes on you gotta knock 'em out the block, L." "Knock 'em out, L!" "♪ She's a maniac, maniac on the floor ♪" "♪ And she's dancin' like she's never danced before ♪" "♪ She's a maniac... ♪" ""Lip Sync Battle," y'all. "Lip Sync Battle!"" "♪ And she's dancin' like she's never danced before... ♪"