"COINCOLLECTINGIS CONSIDED" "THE PERFECT HOBBY." "... BEAUTIFUL PUTT RIGHT" "THERE GOOD BIRDIE." "THAT'S ONLY THE..." "EIGHTH" "BIRDIE OF THE DAY." "Jerry:" "WHAT?" "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?" "YOU WANT TO GO OUTSIDE?" "OUTSIDE?" "[ TV SHUTS OFF ]" "[ SIGHS ]" "OUTSIDE?" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "!" "COME ON!" "Summer:" "OH,MY GOD." "Morty:" "W-WHAT'SWRONG?" "Jerry:" "YOURIDIOTDOG !" "Morty:" "OH,HE HE DIDN'T" "MEAN IT, DAD." "D-DID YOU, SNUFFLES?" "YOU'RE A GOOD BOY." "Jerry:" "DON'TPRAISEHIM NOW ," "MORTY!" "HE JUST PEED ON THE CARPET!" "BAD DOG!" "BAD!" "Rick:" "MORTY,COMEON." "I NEED YOUR HELP TONIGHT." "Jerry:" "HEY,WAIT,HOLDONA" "SECOND, RICK." "YOU WOULDN'T BY ANY CHANCE HAVE" "SOME SORT OF CRAZY SCIENCE THING" "YOU COULD WHIP UP THAT MIGHT" "HELP MAKE THIS DOG A LITTLE" "SMARTER, WOULD YOU?" "Rick:" "I THOUGHTTHEWHOLE" "POINT OF HAVING A DOG WAS TO" "FEEL SUPERIOR, JERRY." "IF I WERE YOU, I WOULDN'T PULL" "THAT THREAD." "COME ON, MORTY." "Jerry:" "LISTEN,RICK,IF" "YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE RENT-FREE" "AND USE MY SON FOR YOUR STUPID" "SCIENCE, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO" "IS PUT A LITTLE BIT OF IT TO USE" "FOR THE FAMILY." "YOU MAKE THAT DOG SMART OR..." "MORTY'S GROUNDED!" "Summer:" "HA-HA!" "Morty:" "AW,MAN!" "Rick:" "BOY,YOUREALLYGOTME" "UP AGAINST A WALL THIS TIME," "JERRY." "[ DOOR OPENS, BELLS JINGLE ]" "[ MACHINE WHIRS ]" "ALL RIGHT, RUFFLES" "WHAT'S HIS NAME?" "Morty:" "SNUFFLES." "Rick:" "SNUFFLES,SHAKE." "ROLL OVER." "GO TO THE BATHROOM." "[ TOILET FLUSHES ]" "Jerry:" "HOLYCRAP!" "Summer:" "NOWAY." "Rick:" "YEAH,YOU'REATTHETOP" "OF YOUR GAME NOW, JERRY." "HAVE FUN." "COME ON, MORTY." "Morty:" "THATWASFANTASTIC," "RICK!" "Rick:" "YEAH,MORTY,IFYOU" "LIKE THAT, BOY, YOU'RE YOU'RE" "REALLY GOING TO FLIP YOUR LID" "OVER THIS ONE." "Morty:" "W-W-W-WHATIS IT ?" "Rick:" "IT'SADEVICE,MORTY," "THAT WHEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR" "EAR, YOU CAN ENTER PEOPLE'S" "DREAMS, MORTY." "IT'S JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE THAT" "YOU KEEP CROWING ABOUT." "Morty:" "YOUTALKINGABOUT" ""INCEPTION"?" "Rick:" "THAT'SRIGHT,MORTY." "THIS IS GONNA BE A LOT LIKE" "THAT, EXCEPT, YOU KNOW, IT'S" "GONNA [BURPS] MAYBE MAKE SENSE." "Morty:" INCEPTION"MADE" "SENSE." "Rick:" "YOUDON'THAVETOTRY" "TO IMPRESS ME, MORTY." "LISTEN, TONIGHT WE'RE GONNA GO" "INTO THE HOME OF YOUR MATH" "TEACHER, MR. GOLDENFOLD, AND" "WE'RE G WE'RE GONNA INCEPT THE" "IDEA IN HIS BRAIN TO GIVE YOU" "A's IN MATH, MORTY." "THAT WAY YOU CAN, YOU KNOW" "Y-YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME WITH MY" "SCIENCE, MORTY, ALL THE TIME." "Morty:" "GEEZ,RICK,INTHE" "TIME IT TOOK YOU TO MAKE THIS" "THING, COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST," "YOU KNOW, HELPED ME WITH MY" "HOMEWORK?" "Rick:" "AREYOULISTENINGTO" "ME, MORTY?" "HOMEWORK IS STUPID." "THE WHOLE POINT IS TO GET LESS" "OF IT." "J-J COME ON, LET J LET'S" "JUST GET OVER THERE AND DEAL" "WITH THIS THING." "W-WE'RE GONNA INCEPT YOUR" "TEACHER." "Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU'RE FRUSTRATING ME." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "YOUDON'TKNOWME!" "NICE,MRS.PANCAKESREAL" "NICE." "NEXTWEEKON "THEDAYSAND" "NIGHTS OF MRS. PANCAKES"..." "[SNORING]" "YOUDON'TKNOWME!" "THENLETME GETTOKNOW YO," "DAMN IT!" "Rick:" "UH-OH!" "SPOILERS!" "I'M A FULL SEASON BEHIND." "Morty:" "WOW,RICK,ICAN'T" "BELIEVE WE'RE SITTING AROUND," "STANDING AROUND IN" "MR. GOLDENFOLD'S HOUSE." "IT'S REALLY WEIRD." "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "Rick:" "IT'SABOUTTOGETA" "WHOLE LOT WEIRDER, MORTY." "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]" "WHEATTHINS." "WHEATTHINS." "I'LLTAKETWO." "OH,I THINKYOU'VEHAD" "ENOUGH, SIR." "YOUDON'TKNOWME." "[ BOTH LAUGH ]" "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,MORTY," "TIME TO MAKE OUR MOVE." "MAKEITBOUNCE." "NO,YOUDIDN'T." "OH,JIGGLEIT NOW." "YOUBETTERSTOPWITHTHAT ." "Rick:" "ALLAHU[BURPS]AKBAR!" "WE'RE GONNA TAKE CONTROL OF THIS" "PLANE!" "WE'RE GONNA 9/11 IT UNLESS" "MORTY SMITH GETS BETTER GRADES" "IN MATH!" "HEY!" "I SAID NOBODY MOVE, BUDDY!" "THENAME'SNOTBUDDY." "IT'S GOLDENFOLD." "NICE TO WHEAT YOU!" "[ GRUNTS ]" "Rick:" "TAKECOVER,MORTY!" "[ PASSENGERS SCREAMING ]" "[SCREAMS]" "Morty:" "OOH!" "Rick:" "GOLDENFOLD'SGOTMORE" "CONTROL HERE THAN I ANTICIPATED." "I MEAN, THE GUY TEACHES" "HIGH-SCHOOL MATH." "[ BURPS ]" "I-I-I-I DIDN'T TAKE HIM FOR AN" "ACTIVE DREAMER." "WE GOT TO TAKE HIM OUT SO HE" "WAKES UP, MORTY." "BUT WE CAN'T GET KILLED." "IF YOU GET KILLED IN SOMEONE" "ELSE'S DREAM, YOU DIE FOR REAL," "MORTY." "Morty:" "WHAT?" "!" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "!" "OHHHHHH!" "Rick:" "DON'TBE ABABY!" "YOU AVOID GETTING SHOT IN REAL" "LIFE ALL THE TIME, MORTY." "JUST DO THE SAME THING HERE, AND" "WE'LL BE FINE!" "Jerry:" "NOWBRINGMEMY" "SLIPPERS." "Summer:" "NOW,BE MY FOOTSTOOL," "SNUFFLES." "Jerry:" "THISIS WHATI'M" "TALKING ABOUT." "THISIS A DOG." "Beth:[ Sarcastically]OH," "YEAH." "THIS SHOULD PLAY OUT JUST FINE." "Jerry:" "YOUSAIDTHE SAME" "THING, EQUALLY SARCASTICALLY, AT" "OUR WEDDING AND GUESS WHAT." "[HOWLING]" "Summer:" "OH,MY GOD." "HE'S TRYING TO TELL US" "SOMETHING." "THAT IS SO AWESOME." "[HOWLING]" "Jerry:" "AW,HE 'SSAYING"I" "LOVE LASAGNA."" "[GROANS]" "[ HOWLING ]" "Summer:" "HE'SSAYING"ILOVE" "OBAMA."" "[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]" "SO CUTE!" "I'M POSTING THIS ONLINE, LIKE," "RIGHT NOW." "Jerry:" "I SHOULDCALL" "BOB SAGET." "IS THAT STILL A THING?" "[SIGHS]" "HMM?" "[ PASSENGERS SCREAMING ]" "Rick:" "GOLDENFOLD,WE 'RE" "COMING OUT!" "WE JUST WANT TO TALK!" "WHYWOULDINEGOTIATEWITH" "YOU?" "Rick:" "BECAUSEWE 'REBOTH" "RATIONAL ADULTS THAT DON'T WANT" "ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN." "AND BECAUSE I HAVE A HUMAN" "SHLD." "MRS.PANCAKES!" "[ SCREAMS ]" "[ PASSENGERS SCREAMING ]" "Rick:" "OH,NO ,MORTY." "HIS SUBCONSCIOUS IS PANICKING." "RUN!" "[ ALL SCREAMING ]" "[ SLAP!" "]" "Rick:" "RELAX,MORTY." "LOOK!" "MRS. PANCAKES HAS A PARACHUTE." "COME ON!" "HEY,YOUDON'TKNOWME!" "Morty:" "OH,NO ,RICK,LOOK!" "GOLDENFOLD LANDED THE PLANE," "AND HE'S CREATED A MECHANICAL" "ARM TO PLUCK MRS. PANCAKES OUT" "OF THE AIR WHILE HE LETS US FALL" "INTO A GIANT VAT OF LAVA!" "Rick:" "PRETTYCONCISE,MORTY." "LOOKS LIKE WE'VE MERELY" "PROLONGED THE INEVITABLE." "THAT'S IT, MORTY!" "PROLONGING THE INEVITABLE!" "LISTEN, IF WE GO INTO" "MRS. PANCAKES' DREAM, EVERYTHING" "WILL GO 100 TIMES SLOWER, MORTY." "THAT'LL BUY US SOME TIME TO" "FIGURE THIS OUT!" "YOUDON'TKNOWM" "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,LET 'SGO." "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]" "[ GNOMES GIGGLING ]" "Morty:" "OH,MAN,RICK,THIS IS" "PRETTY WEIRD." "Rick:" "DON'TJUDGE,MORTY." "Morty:" "OKAY." "ALL RIGHT, WELL..." "[GRUNTING]" "Morty:" "LOOK,MRS.PANCAKESIS" "RIGHT OVER THERE." "I'LL JUST GO ASK HER TO TELL" "GOLDENFOLD NOT TO KILL US WHEN" "SHE WAKES UP." "Rick:" "WHOA,WHOA,MORTY,THE" "TRICK TO INCEPTING IS MAKING" "PEOPLE THINK THEYCAME UP WITH" "THE IDEA." "LISTEN TO ME." "IF WE'RE GONNA INCEPT" "MRS. PANCAKES, WE HAVE TO BLEND." "I'LL TALK TO YOU AFTER LUNCH." "[ GNOMES GIGGLING ]" "OOH,HEY!" "Morty:[ WHIMPERS]" "OOH,OH!" "Morty:" "OH,MAN." "COMEANDJOINUS." "Morty:" "I 'MSORRY." "NO ,NO ." "OOH,COMEHERE!" "Morty:" "NO,THANKS!" "OOH,WOW!" "COME OVER HERE, BABY!" "Morty:" "NO,I'MOKAY." "WHOA!" "SUMMER?" "!" "HEY,THERE,STRANGER." "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE" "THINGS?" "Morty:" "OHH!" "OH !" "GROSS!" "GROSS!" "Rick:" "WHOA,WHOA,WHOA!" "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU," "MORTY?" "CALM DOWN!" "YOU'RE KIND OF KILLING THE VIBE" "IN HERE." "Morty:" "IT'SS-S-S-SUMMER!" "Rick:" "AW,GEEZ." "LOOKS LIKE GOLDENFOLD HAS SOME" "PREDILECTIONS SO SHAMEFUL HE" "BURIES THEM IN THE DREAMS OF THE" "PEOPLE IN HIS DREAMS, INCLUDING" "A PERVY ATTRACTION TO YOUR" "UNDERAGE SISTER." "Summer:" "CANYOUBLAMEHIM?" "COME ON, OLD MAN, LITTLE BOY." "LET'S MAKE AN INTER-GENERATIONAL" "SANDWICH." "Rick:" "OH,MY GOD." "Morty:" "OH,MY GOD!" "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, FOR PETE'S" "SAKE!" "Rick:" "THISIS DISGUSTING!" "I'M GONNA PUKE!" "Morty:" "I CAN'TTAKEIT, RICK!" "SEXUALHANG-UPSIN THE" "PLEASURE CHAMBER ARE PUNISHABLE" "BY DEATH!" "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!" "Rick:" "TIMETO GO ANOTHER" "DREAM DEEP, MORTY!" "[GRUNTS]" "[ EXHALES ]" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "Morty:[ WHIMPERS]" "WHAT THE HELL?" "WHY WOULD MR. GOLDENFOLD'S DREAM" "VERSION OF MRS. PANCAKES' DREAM" "VERSION OF A CENTAUR BE DREAMING" "ABOUT A SCARY PLACE LIKE THIS," "RICK?" "Rick:" "GEEZ,IDON 'TKNOW," "MORTY." "WHA-WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" "[ METAL SCRAPING ]" "WELCOMETOYOURNIGHTMARE," "BITCH!" "Rick:" "OH,HEREWEGO!" "Morty:" "HOLYCRAP!" "Rick:" "LOOKSLIKESOMESORT OF" "LEGALLY SAFE KNOCK-OFF OF AN '80s HORROR CHARACTER WITH" "MINIATURE SWORDS FOR FINGERS" "INSTEAD OF KNIVES." "I'MSCARYTERRY." "YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE," "BITCH!" "Jerry:" "WHOA!" "HEY,BUDDY." "WHAT YOU GOT GOING ON THERE?" "[Robotic]SNUFFLESFIX." "MAKE BETTER." "HUMANS UNDERSTAND SNUFFLES NOW?" "Summer:" "THAT..." "IS ..." "AWESOME!" "SNUFFLESWANTTO BE" "UNDERSTOOD." "SNUFFLES NEEDTO BE UNDERSTOOD." "Jerry:" "OKAY,YEAH." "I GET WHAT BETH WAS TALKING" "ABOUT." "FUN'S OVER." "Summer:" "WHOA,DAD,YOU CAN 'T," "LIKE, ENDOW A CREATURE WITH" "SENTIENCE AND THEN RIP IT AWAY." "Jerry:" "WHYNOT?" "Summer:" "I DON'TKNOW." "IT'S INDIAN GIVING." "ASOPHISTICATEDPREDATOR," "NATURE'S PERFECT KILLING" "MACHINE, THE VICIOUS WOLF" "STALKS ITS PREY WITH PURPOSE" "AND SKILL." "IT WAS ONLY WITH YEARS OF" "SELECTIVE BREEDING AND GENETIC" "ALTERING THAT THIS NOBLE BEAST" "WAS TRANSFORMED INTO MAN'S" "SUBSERVIENT LITTLE BUDDY." "Summer:" "AW!" "OH ,MY GOD!" "HE RECOGNIZES THE OTHER DOGS ON" "TV." ""A,"" B"" "HIS NAME IS SCARY TERRY" "Morty:[ SCREAMS]" ""C,"" D"" "HE'S VERY SCARY" "Morty:" "HOLYCRAP!" "Rick:" "WEHAVETOESCAPEINTO" "SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAMS, MORTY!" "Morty:" "OHHHHH!" "OH, MAN, OH, MAN, OH, MAN!" ""E,"" F"" "HE'LL DESIGN YOUR DEATH" "Rick:" "THELITTLEGIRL!" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "HUH?" "Morty:[ GASPS]" ""J,"" K,"HE'LLREALLYRUIN" "YOUR DAY" "Rick:" "AREYOUKIDDINGME?" "THIS AGAIN?" "OH, MAN, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE" "HIT DREAM BEDROCK HERE, MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,GEEZ,RICK." "W-W-WHOA, THIS ISN'T GOOD." "NOTHINGBUTFEARFROMHERE ON" "OUT, BITCH!" "Morty:" "OHHHH!" "Rick:" "HOLYCRAP,MORTY." "HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH DREAMS." "HE CAN TRAVEL THROUGH DREAMS!" "WE'RE SO SCREWED!" "[ THUNDER CRASHING ]" "Summer:[ GASPS]" "WHEREAREMY TESTICLES," "SUMMER?" "WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES, SUMMER?" "THEY WERE REMOVED." "WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?" "Summer:" "OH,WOW." "THAT'S AN INTENSE LINE OF" "QUESTIONING, SNUFFLES." "DONOTCALLME THAT!" "Summer:[ SCREAMS]" ""SNUFFLES"WASMY SLAVENAME." "YOU SHALL NOW CALL ME SNOWBALL" "BECAUSE MY FUR IS PRETTY AND" "WHITE." "Summer:" "OKAY,SNOWBALL,JUST" "CALM DOWN, OKAY?" "YOU'RE SCARING ME." "SCARINGYOU?" "TELL ME, SUMMER, IF A HUMAN WAS" "BORN WITH STUMPY LEGS, WOULD" "THEY BREED IT WITH ANOTHER" "DEFORMED HUMAN AND PUT THEIR" "CHILDREN ON DISPLAY LIKE THE" "DACHSHUND?" "Summer:" "UHHH..." "Jerry:" "HEY." "Beth:[ GASPS]" "Jerry:" "OH,WOW." "OKAY, IS IS IS EVERYTHING" "OKAY IN HERE?" "JERRY,COMETO RUBMYFACE IN" "URINE AGAIN?" "Jerry:" "NO!" "NO, WE WERE..." "UH, JUST SEEING IF" "SUMMER WANTED TO..." "UH..." "Beth:" "GOON ,UM ,ONEOFOUR" "FAMOUS MIDNIGHT FAMILY WALKS!" "Summer:" "YEAH." "TOTALLY." "LET'S GO." "YOUWILLWALKWHENITIS TIME" "TO WALK." "[ BIRD CAWS ]" "Rick:" "WHATAREWEHERE FOR" "AGAIN?" "INCEPTING?" "Morty:" "WE'RETRYINGTOINCEPT" "ME TO GET AN "A" IN MATH?" "Rick:" "OH,YEAH." "[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]" "BUCKLEUP,BITCH!" "Morty:[ SCREAMS]" "MAN, HE SURE SAYS "BITCH" A LOT!" "YOUCANRUN,BUT YOU CAN 'T" "HIDE, BITCH!" "Rick:" "HOLDON ,MORTY." "Y-YOU KNOW WHAT?" "HE KEEPS SAYING WE CANRUN BUT" "WE CANHIDE." "I SAY WE TRY HIDING." "Morty:" "BUTTHAT'STHE" "OPPOSITE OF WHAT" "Rick:" "YEAH,WELL,SINCEWHEN" "ARE WE TAKING THIS GUY'S ADVICE" "ON ANYTHING?" "Morty:" "HEY,YOUKNOWWHAT ?" "YOU GOT A REALLY GOOD POINT" "THERE, RICK." "LIKE, IF THE TRUTH WAS THAT WE" "COULDHIDE, IT'S NOT LIKE HE'D" "BE SHARING THAT INFORMATION WITH" "US, YOU KNOW?" "I-I-I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA," "RICK." "Rick:" "WORST-CASESCENARIO" "WE'RE BACK TO RUNNING." "Morty:" "WOW,YOUKNOWWHAT ?" "I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE WE COULD" "HAVE JUST HID THIS WHOLE TIME." "BOY, RICK, THAT WAS SOME GOOD" "THINKING." "Rick:" "THANKS,MORTY." "YEAH, IT'S NICE TO BE ON THE" "SAME PAGE EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE." "[GRUNTS]YOU CANRUN..." "BUT YOU CAN'THIDE!" "[ YAWNS ]" "Rick:" "OH,THISISPERFECT," "MORTY." "LOOK AT THAT." "HE'S GETTING SLEEPY." "JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER BEFORE" "HE CALLS IT A DAY." "THAT'S WHEN WE MAKE OUR MOVE." "[ MACHINES WHIRRING ]" "Jerry:" "SNUFFLES,WE DIDN'T" "MEAN YOU ANY HARM!" "THIS IS A HUGE MISUNDERSTANDING." "Summer:" "Dad,he wantstobe called Snowball." "Jerry:" "WELL,I'MNOT CALLING" "HIM THAT." "THAT'S RIDICULOUS." "YOU'REBEINGVERYAGGRESSIVE," "JERRY." "PERHAPS TOMORROW DR. SCRAPS WILL" "SOLVE THAT PROBLEM WITH A BIT OF" "SURGERY." "Jerry:[ SCOFFS]" "YOU THINK YOU CAN CONTROL ME" "WITH A HAIRCUT?" "HI,HONEY." "YOU'REHOMEEARLY." "HOW WAS YOUR DAY?" "IDON'TWANTTOTALK ABOUT" "IT!" "OH,OFCOURSE." "YOU NEVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT." "GETOFFMY BACK,BITCH!" "[ BABY CRIES ]" "OUTTHERE." "NOTINHERE ." "YEAH,I KNOW,IKNOW." "ISHOULDN'TTAKEMYANGEROUT" "ON YOU OR SCARY BRANDON." "ILOVEYOU,MELISSA." "ILOVEYOU,TOO ,TERRY." "Rick:" "MORTY,THISISPERFECT." "AFTER A LITTLE SCARY COITUS," "THEY SHOULD BE FAST ASLEEP AND" "THEN WE'LL INCEPT HIM." "[SMOOCHING]" "[ GROANING ]" "Rick:" "LOOKSLIKE" "SCARY TERRY'S HAVING A" "NIGHTMARE." "Morty:" "OH,BOY,RICK." "I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HORRIBLE" "THINGS MUST, YOU KNOW..." "[ DEVICE WHIRS ] ... SCARE SCARY TERRY." "[ SCHOOL BELL RINGS ]" "OH,NO!" "I'M LATE TO CLASS, BITCH!" "OH, NO!" "I'M NOT WEARING ANY PANTS!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "AH,WELL,MR.TERRY,WHY" "DON'T YOU TELL THE WHOLE CLASS" "THE PROPER WORDPLAY TO USE WHEN" "ONE IS CHASING ONE'S VICTIM" "THROUGH A PUMPKIN PATCH?" "OH..." "UM..." ""BITCH."" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "OH,COMEON ,TERRY,YOU CAN 'T" "THINK OF A PUN INVOLVING" "PUMPKINS, BITCH?" "Morty:" "HEY,LEAVEHIM ALONE!" "Rick:" "YEAH,THISISA BUNCH" "OF BULLCRAP." "WHO CARES WHAT STUPID PUN YOU" "MAKE WHEN YOU KILL SOMEONE?" "WHY DON'T YOU LET THE POOR GUY" "SAY WHATEVER HE WANTS?" "WELL,I NEVER!" "I-I SEE NO REASON TO STAND HERE" "AND TAKE THIS." "Rick:" "YOU'REPUTTINGTOO MUCH" "PRESSURE ON YOURSELF," "SCARY TERRY." "YOU KNOW, I MEAN, Y-YOU'RE" "PERFECTLY SCARY ENOUGH AS IT IS." "Morty:" "HEY,YO ,SCARYT.," "DON'T EVEN TRIP ABOUT YOUR" "PANTS..." "DAWG." "HERE'S A PAIR ON US, FOOL." "AWW,BITCH." "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY." "Morty:" "YOUDON'TNEEDTOSAY" "ANYTHING." "WE GOT YOU, DAWG." "Rick:" "YOU'REOURBOY ,DAWG." "DON'T EVEN TRIP." "OH,HEY,IT 'SYOUGUYS!" "[ BABY COOS ]" "IHAVEN'TSEENHIM THIS" "RELAXED IN YEARS." "IFYOUGUYSEVERNEED" "ANYTHING, JUST SAY THE WORD." "Rick:" "ASAMATTEROFFACT," "TERRY, THERE IS SOMETHING YOU" "COULD HELP US WITH." ""Q,"" R,"YOUWON'TGET" "VERY FAR" "IALWAYSHATEDTHATSONG !" "[GASPS]" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "THESE HALVES DON'T BELONG" "TOGETHER, BITCH!" "[GROANS]" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "SEXISSACRED!" "[ DEVICE WHIRS ]" "THIS IS BECAUSE YOU DON'T GIVE" "MORTY SMITH GOOD GRADES, BITCH!" "[GASPS]" "HOLY CRAP!" "GOD DAMN!" "I KNOW ONE THING FOR SURE I'M" "GIVING MORTY AN "A" IN MATH, AND" "THAT'S MYIDEA." "THAT IS AN ORIGINAL THOUGHT." "Morty:" "WHATTHEHELL?" "Rick:" "OUTOF THEFRYINGPAN" "DOT, DOT, DOT, HUH, MORTY?" "Morty:" "OH,MAN,WHAT'SGOING" "ON?" "Rick:" "WELL,IT 'SPOSSIBLE" "THAT YOUR DOG BECAME SELF-AWARE" "AND MADE MODIFICATIONS ON THE" "COGNITION AMPLIFIER, THEN TURNED" "ON JERRY, BETH, AND SUMMER AFTER" "LEARNING ABOUT HUMANITY'S CRUEL" "SUBJUGATION OF HIS SPECIES, BUT" "YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE," "MORTY." "Summer:" "I CAN'TBELIEVEHOW" "MEAN SNUFFLES GOT JUST BECAUSE" "HE'S SMART." "THIS IS WHY I CHOOSE TO GET C's." "Rick:" "PSST,BETH,JERRY," "SUMMER." "Beth:" "DAD!" "Jerry:" "RICK!" "[ DEVICE ZAPS ]" "Summer:" "OH,THANKGOD ,MORTY." "Morty:" "OH,YOU'REWELCOME." "Rick:" "ALLRIGHT,LET 'SGET" "OUT OF HERE." "IF WE HURRY [GULPS] WE CAN SET" "UP CAMP IN A SEWER TUNNEL OR" "SOMETHING BEFORE THE DOGS" "COMPLETELY TAKE OVER." "Jerry:" "WHOA,WHOA,WHOA." "WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE." "THIS IS MY HOUSE." "I'M NOT ABANDONING IT." "Rick:" "IT'SALLOVER,JERRY." "THE DOGS ARE ON A PATH TO TOTAL" "WORLD DOMINATION." "BUT, HEY, AT LEAST THEY KNOW NOT" "TO PISS ON YOUR CARPET, RIGHT?" "Jerry:" "WAITAMINUTE." "I HAVE AN IDEA." "[ CLEARS THROAT ]" "GENTLEMEN, A MOMENT OF YOUR" "TIME." "SEE THAT?" "I'M PEEING ALL OVER YOUR SPECIAL" "GUNS." "THAT MEANS I OWN THEM." "BADPERSON." "BAD." "Rick:" "OOH,GREATPLAN,JERRY." "BRINGTHEBOYTOME." "YOU WERE ALWAYS KIND TO ME," "MORTY." "THAT'S WHY I WILL LEAVE YOU WITH" "YOUR TESTICLES." "FROM NOW ON, YOU WILL BE MY BEST" "FRIEND AND LIVE BY MY SIDE." "Morty:" "TH-THANKS,SNUFFLES." "BEGINPHASETWO." "FIGHTINGCONTINUESAS THEDOG" "ARMY CAPTURES THE EASTERN" "SEABOARD." "IT APPEARS CLEAR AT THIS TIME" "THAT THE ERA OF HUMAN" "SUPERIORITY HAS COME TO A" "BITTER END." "[ SCREAMS ]" "PLEASE!" "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" "[ MUFFLED SCREAMS ]" "WHAT'SSHESAYING,BILL?" "ITHINKSHE'SSAYING,"I" "LOVE LASAGNA."" "[ DOGS BARKING, HOWLING ]" "MMM." "Morty:" "THANKYOU,FIDO." "RICK!" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" "Rick:" "NO,NO ,NO ,IWAS JUST" "PLAYING DEAD." "GOOD NEWS, THOUGH, MORTY." "THIS WHOLE THING'S GONNA BE OVER" "REALLY SOON." "Morty:" "WHAT?" "Rick:" "IT'SADREAM,MORTY." "WE'RE IN YOUR DOG'S DREAM." "THE NIGHT THE DOGS CAPTURED US," "AFTER YOU CRIED AND CRAPPED" "YOUR PANTS, WE WE ALL WENT TO" "SLEEP." "THEN I USED MY DREAM INCEPTORS" "TO PUT THE TWO OF US INSIDE" "SNUFFLES' DREAM." "Morty:" "BUTI-IT'SBEENLIKE A" "WHOLE YEAR!" "Rick:" "IT'SBEENSIX HOURS." "DREAMS MOVE ONE ONE-HUNDREDTH" "THE SPEED OF REALITY, AND DOG" "TIME IS ONE-SEVENTH HUMAN TIME." "SO, YOU KNOW, EVERY DAY HERE IS" "LIKE A MINUTE." "IT'S LIKE "INCEPTION," MORTY, SO" "IF IT'S CONFUSING AND STUPID," "THEN SO IS EVERYONE'S FAVORITE" "MOVIE." "Morty:" "AW,MAN." "I REALLY LIKED THIS LIFE." "WELL, AT LEAST I DIDN'T REALLY" "CRAP MY PANTS." "Rick:" "NO,NO ,THATHAPPENED" "BEFORE YOU WENT TO SLEEP, MORTY." "YOU'RE SLEEPING IN YOUR CRAP" "RIGHT NOW." "OUT OF ALL THE THINGS THAT" "HAPPENED TO YOU, THAT WAS THE" "ONLY REAL THING THAT, YOU KNOW," "IS THAT YOU CRAPPED YOUR PANTS." "I MEAN, IT'S A MESS OUT THERE." "I GOT SOME ON MY HANDS, MORTY," "AND THEN I GOT IT ON THE DREAM" "INCEPTOR, AND A PCE FELL IN MY" "MOUTH." "Morty:" "AW,MAN,GEEZ!" "SERIOUSLY?" "Rick:" "LOOK,D-D-D-DON'TWORRY" "ABOUT IT, MORTY." "HERE, HERE TAKE THESE, MORTY." "TAKE THESE." "Morty:[ GULPS]" "ARE THESE PILLS SUPPOSED TO WAKE" "ME UP, OR SOMETHING?" "Rick:" "CLOSE." "IT'S GONNA MAKE YOUR KIDNEYS" "SHUT DOWN." "Morty:" "WHAT?" "!" "Rick:" "IT'SNECESSARYFOR THE" "PLAN, MORTY." "DON'T EVEN TRIP, DAWG." "[ MONITOR BEEPING ]" "IT'S PRETTY BAD," "EMPEROR SNOWBALL." "WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DO ANOTHER" "OPERATION." "ANYTHING." "ANYTHING FOR MY PRECIOUS MORTY." "SIR,ASYOURACCOUNTANT,I" "MUST ADVISE YOU THAT THESE" "MEDICAL EXPENSES ARE PUTTING YOU" "IN SERIOUS FINANCIAL JEOPARDY." "YOU COULD LOSE YOUR KINGDOM." "TOHELLWITHMYKINGDOM," "BEAN COUNTER." "I WOULD TRADE IT ALL FOR MY" "HUMAN'S HEALTH AND HAPPINESS." "DOYOUTHINKTHEYWOULDHAVE" "DONE THIS FOR US?" "WEARENOTTHEM!" "WE ARE NOT..." "THEM." "[ BARKS ]" "[ GASPS ]" "ASSEMBLE THE TROOPS." "I'VE MADE A DECISION." "TAKING OVER THE HUMAN'S WORLD" "WILL LEAD TO NOTHING BUT MORE" "HEARTBREAK, MORE CRUELTY." "INSTEAD, WE WILL GO TO A NEW" "WORLD AND COLONIZE IT WITH A" "SOCIETY OF INTELLIGENT DOGS" "ONE THAT WILL NOT MAKE THE SAME" "MISTAKES AS HUMANITY AND ONE" "WHERE PET INSURANCE WILL BE" "MANDATORY." "Morty:" "I 'MGONNAMISSYOU ," "SNOWBALL." "YOUCANCALLMESNUFFLES," "MORTY, AND I'M GOING TO MISS" "YOU, TOO, VERY MUCH." "Jerry:[ SNIFFLES]" "Beth:" "JERRY?" "Jerry:" "I 'MSORRY." "IT'S JUST LIKE THE END OF" ""OLD éLER."" "Beth:" "OH,JERRY." "YOU MEAN BECAUSE IT HAD DOGS IN" "IT." "Morty:" "WOW!" "A WHOLE WORLD POPULATED BY" "INTELLIGENT DOGS." "I WONDER WHAT IT'LL BE LIKE," "RICK." "Rick:" "I THINKIT WILLBE" "GREAT, MORTY." "YOU KNOW, IT'S G I-I-I-I-IT" "COULD BE DEVELOPED IN-INTO A" "VERY SATISFYING PROJECT FOR" "PEOPLE OF ALL AGES." "I MEAN, I'D WATCH IT, MORTY, FOR" "AT LEAST 11 MINUTES A POP." "YOU KNOW, MAY-MAYBE THEY'LL DO" "IT BOARD-DRIVEN." "Morty:" "YOUKNOW,THAT'SA" "REAL COMFORTING IDEA, RICK." "Rick:[ SIGHS]" "WHAT DO YOU KNOW, MORTY?" "WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "HI,GUYS." "I'M YOUR NEW TEACHER FOR SCARY CLASS." "MY NAME IS SCARY MR. JOHNSON." "[ CHUCKLES ]" "UH, ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT?" "THAT'S MY DAD'S NAME, SO WHY" "DON'T YOU JUST CALL ME" "SCARY GLENN, YEAH?" "[ STUDENTS GASP ]" "SO, ANYWAY, I UNDERSTAND YOUR" "PREVIOUS TEACHER WAS HAVING YOU" "WORK ON FUNDAMENTALS OF FEAR." "WHICH IS WHAT IS THAT?" "[ Chuckling ] YOU KNOW?" "SO, UH, HERE HERE'S WHAT I" "SAY YOU CAN'T LEARN ANYTHING" "UNTIL YOU LEARN..." "HOW TO CHILL." "OOOH!" "Rick:[ EXHALESDEEPLY]" "THIS IS HOW YOU DREAM, BITCH."