" Oh, yeah, Halloween!" "[Rapping] My favorite day is finally here." "The time for scaring is creeping near, so everybody best beware" "Louie Preston is bringing the scare." " Happy Halloween!" " [Screams]" " [Laughs]" " Not funny, Frankie." " I beg to differ." "Right, Fiona?" "¶ Loved it [Laughs]" " Joke all you want, but once the sun sets, us ghosts will be getting our scare on big time." " Cool." "Can I be part of the haunt?" " [Scoffs] Please." "You can't keep up with us, especially on Halloween." "Tonight, you will see the Preston men scarier than you've ever seen us!" "[Laughs]" " Look, I drew a smiley face on this apple using rainbow sprinkles." "[Both laughing]" " I gave mine marshmallow eyes and a jellybean nose." "[Imitating airplane] Boop!" "[Laughs]" " Eek." "Somebody save me." " What's the meaning of this?" " Taylor's having a big Halloween party, and we planned some really cool tricks." "Jiggling skeletons." " Floating candy corn." " And the scares just keep on coming." " You guys, my party is creating major buzz." "Not to be an overly dramatic teen, but this event could literally make or break my entire social life!" " Whoa, princess, back it up." "Halloween is our holiday." "Tonight, it's all about us getting our scare on." " Louie, I'm looking for a fun party, not scarring my guests for life." " She's right, son." "We live with the Hathaways now, made a promise not to haunt." " I didn't!" "I just spent the last two weeks mastering how to turn myself into a giant scorpion!" "Ugh!" "I'll be in my playpen." "Crib!" "Room!" "[Spooky rock music]" " ¶ If you move into a haunted house ¶" "¶ you've gotta try to work things out ¶" " ¶ so if you're living with a ghost or three ¶" " ¶ you gotta be one big, semi-scary family ¶" " ¶ don't know how we ended up this way ¶" " ¶ but I guess you could call us ¶" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶ the Haunted Hathaways" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶" " ¶ the Haunted Hathaways" "¶" " your brother's still refusing to come down." "I've never seen him this upset before." " [Scoffs] He'll cheer up as soon as he sees this scarecrow, because at the party, pumpkin-head will be doing a dance that goes a little something like this." "Heh, watch me now." "Hey!" "Ho!" "Hey!" "Ho!" "Uh, uh, uh!" "Er, er, er, er." "I'm hoping a little bit of myself comes through in the performance." " Oh, you come through loud and clear." "[Ominous humming]" " [Deep voice] I've come for you, Taylor hathaway." " Ah, so scary!" "Nice try, Frankie." " [Chuckles] Yeah, Frankie, super lame." " That's the fifth costume you tried on." "Which one are you going to wear?" " All of them." " She finds the houses that give out the most candy and keeps hitting them up in different costumes." " My record haul was 24 pounds, back in '09." "Good times." " Amazing news, family." "The local TV station is doing a piece on new businesses, and guess who they want to interview tonight?" "Moi." "[Chuckles]" " Are you forgetting what happened last time "moi" was interviewed on camera?" " [Deep voice] It was deadly." " Ma'am, how long have you been waiting in line for tickets to love lake?" " Oh, duh..." "Uh, camera... people... movie..." "Ah!" "[Laughs]" "What's wrong with me, right?" "Weirdo!" "[Laughs]" "That news crew ambushed me." "This time, I will be prepared." " [Deep voice] I hope so." "It was a train wreck." " You want to be grounded, reaper?" " No, mommy." " Michelle, you're an intelligent woman, one who understands the true meaning of Halloween." " I suppose." " Can I interest you in eyeballs raining from the ceiling during your TV interview?" "Might be a nice touch." "Am I right?" " Louie, I'm representing a family bakery." "There will be no haunting." " So I've misjudged you then." " Well, I've got to get camera-ready." " And I have to get changed." "This is going to be the best Halloween ever!" " Yeah, for everybody but me." " So what do you think of this one?" "I'm a New York strongman." "[Brooklyn accent] Give me the candy, or I give ya a smack." "Oh!" "Nothing?" " I can't believe it's Halloween, and I'm stuck being a costume consultant." " I told you I'd help you haunt." " Please, you're a little girl." " [Brooklyn accent] Hey!" "Whoa!" "Look at the guy with the mouth!" "Lil' respect, huh?" " Hey guys, I got some great stuff from ghost world for the party." "Check out this ghost whistle." "[Silence]" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "This is way too scary." "[Scoffs] "Ages six and up?" My left foot." "Everyone okay?" " You just came out of that mirror!" " Yeah, that's our portal to ghost world." " That's the coolest thing ever!" "I just thought you guys zapped to ghost world and back." " [Chuckles] Yeah, Frankie, 'cause that makes sense." "Anyway, Louie, don't forget we need you downstairs in 30 minutes to pop balloons." "Now, that's fun for all ages." " I'd give anything to be powerful enough to pull off my own Halloween scare." "I need somebody like this." "Check out this ad." " "Call on gruesome glenda." ""Need an all-powerful ghost to help freak out a mortal?" "Simply draw a red door right on your portal."" "What do you need her for?" "You got me." " Not the same." " Fine, suit yourself." "Happy Halloween, balloon-popper." "[Chuckles]" " I am not a balloon-popper!" "I'm a ghost in my prime!" "And it's time I started acting like one." "[Eerie noises]" " Well, aren't you a cutie patootie?" " What?" "[Chuckles] Yes, I am." "But what?" "Who are you?" " I'm glenda the good ghost." " You're supposed to be a gruesome all-powerful scare expert, not some girl with a purse and a friendship bracelet." " Oh, when I say "good," I mean..." "[Deep, evil voice] Very good." "[Snaps fingers] [Roars]" " [Screams]" "You're my hero." "[Party music]" " Taylor, do you feel okay?" "You look terrible." " It's a costume, Emma, just like yours." " Right, costume." "I'm dressed this way because it's Halloween, not because I got my head stuck in a bucket." " Taylor, huge news!" "The word is the ninth grade boys' swim team might show up." "[All scream]" " A-listers at my party?" "Amazing!" " I'm so glad I did my hair." " Miles." "What are you supposed to be?" " Seriously?" "I'm 1/4 of a barbershop quartet." "¶ Hello, hello, hello" " yeah, so can we get this scare show on the road?" " ¶ You got it, tay..." " Miles." " Is it game time?" "Let's do it!" "[Snaps fingers]" "[Crowd murmuring]" " [Laughs]" "[Cheers and applause]" " Taylor, that was so cool!" " I know." "How are you doing all this?" " Hey, a zombie cheerleader never divulges her secrets." "And if I did, I'd have to eat your brains." " Good look finding my brains." "[Laughs]" "'Cause I'm wearing a bucket." " I get it." " Yes, that's why." " So we'll start with why you decided to open your bakery here in new Orleans." " Well, that answer will be a piece of cake." "[Chuckles] Get it, cake?" " Are you gonna wear that shirt?" " Oh, um..." "Oh, hi, honey, looks like you're doing great out there." " Oh, are you a little Einstein?" " [Brooklyn accent] Hey, whoa!" "Lil' respect!" "Oh, wait, I changed." "Now upstairs for costume number three." "[Both laughing]" " She is quite a pistol." "Yeah, my girls are my life." "Baking's really my second love." "That being said, I never take for granted the fact, though, that I get to own and run my own business." "Hey, that sounded pretty good." " It was great." "Know what?" "Let's just live with the shirt and get this on camera." " Oh..." " And action." "I'm here with Michelle hathaway, business owner, Baker, mother." "Michelle, thanks for joining us." " Uh... uh..." "Bah!" "[Laughs]" "[Crying]" " I feel like my family doesn't get me." "It's like I'm a lonely castaway stranded on "me island."" "Wow." "I wasn't prepared to open that door." " Well, you did the right thing by calling me." "Every ghost deserves an amazing Halloween." " Great." "So I'm thinking spiders, moaning." "And if an eyeball drops from the ceiling," "I won't complain." " [Deep laugh]" "Oh, sweetie, you're thinking too small." "We're gonna scare these Hathaways so badly, they'll tremble in fear." "[Deep voice] And never enter this house again." "Okeydokey?" " Uh..." "[Chuckles]" " Louie, you up there?" " Oh, man, my dad." " Hey, buddy." "We miss you downstairs." "Who's this?" " No way." "I have the same friendship bracelet." " Hush up, bow tie." "I'm glenda." "And this poor kid summoned me here because the two of you have deprived him of ghosting." " [Chuckles] I wouldn't say summoned." "I-I drew a door." " Well, it's time for both of you to reflect on what you've done." " Louie, what is this?" "Let us out right now." " Don't they look silly in there?" " No, we need to let them out." " But the fun's just getting started." "It's time to get rid of these Hathaways forever." "[Deep laugh]" " So..." "[Chuckles]" "Happy Halloween." "[Both grunting]" " [Humming]" "Time to get this party started." " What do you think you're doing?" " Just 'cause I like to scare doesn't mean I can't look cute doing it." " Look, glenda." "Just give me the key to the portal so I can let my family out now." " Fine!" "Gosh." "Oh, but one small thing." "[Deep voice] You'll have to come and take it from me first!" " All right." "You asked for it." "Unstoppable ball of energy!" "Look at me now." "Scared?" "You should be." "So uncool!" " That's definitely your best side, kiddo." "I'm loving this lip gloss." " Hope you're having a good time." "Ray!" "Hey, have more punch." "Miles!" "Where are you guys?" "I'm dying out here." " Tay, the swim team will be here any minute." "What happened?" "The party started off great, but now people are bored." " Susan, don't be rude." "What she meant to say was," ""tay, your party stinks."" " Don't worry." "I have some amazing things coming up." "[Coughs] Miles." " Taylor, over here." " Uh, excuse me a second." " Louie, where are Miles and ray?" "I'm losing these people." " Taylor, forget the party, and get your friends out of this house now." " What are you talking about?" " I may have unleashed an evil super-ghost who's bent on total destruction." " Can I just have one normal day?" " Oh, no." "There's the she-devil." "She's here!" " Wait." "That's who you're scared of?" " Hi, sweetie." "Does your par-tay need a little pick-me-up?" " You have no idea." "Can you whip up something fun?" " No, she's gonna ruin your entire..." " Actually, I have just the illusion for you and your friends." " Love her." " [Deep voice] Hey, everyone." "Trick or treat?" "[All screaming]" " Everyone out." "Go, go, go." "[All screaming, electricity buzzing]" " [Exhales] Cool beans." "I'll go downstairs and get everyone in one room, and then it's time to terrify." "Come on." "You're not gonna wanna miss this." " Frankie, I need your help!" " Sorry, madame, no Dice." "Get it?" "Besides, old people start to go to sleep around now and leave their bowls of candy out on the porch." " But bad things are about to happen to all of us." "You've gotta help me." " But I'm just a little girl." " Okay, I knew that was coming." "I apologize for my earlier comments." " Say, "Frankie's awesome."" " We don't have time for this." " Say it!" " Frankie's awesome." " Okay." "I forgive you." "What's your plan?" " To apologize and make you come up with the plan." " [Grunts]" " Didn't work the first four times, son." " But we have to stop that crazy girl with the awesome friendship bracelet." "[Grunts]" "I hope you have a suitable punishment lined up for Louie." " Eh, no one's getting punished, Miles." "It wasn't his fault." "It was mine." " What are you talking about?" " [Sighs]" "Living with the Hathaways is tricky." "I wanna respect our arrangement, but I might have lost sight of the fact that Louie's a little kid missing out on his favorite holiday." "I wanna raise good sons but also happy ghosts." " You know I'm happy pops." "I read you my journal entries every day." " Yes." "Yes, you do." "[Sighs]" "[Tap tap tap]" "I guess there's nothing else to do but wait." " Or pass the time with a barbershop classic." "¶ Hello, my baby, hello, my honey ¶" "¶ hello, my ragtime gal" " aah." " [Humming]" " [Grunting]" " And that's how the donut got its name." "Invented by Bob donut." "Ahh." "[Laughs]" "I don't know what I'm saying." "I totally just made that up." " Oh, no, Michelle, that was really..." "Not good." "This is all unusable." "[Kids screaming]" " Taylor, what was that?" " I know." " Who has an elevator in their house?" " Never mind." "Everybody out." "[All screaming]" " No one's going anywhere." " Who is this?" " Me?" "Why I'm you." "[All screaming]" " Uh-oh." "This isn't good." " Ready for a quote?" "[Deep voice] Happy Halloween, humans." " Aw." "You too, Mrs. h." "She's the best." "[All screaming]" " Louie, where are you?" " Louie?" "He's your savior?" "[Laughs]" "How sad." " Sad for you." "The l-train is here to teach you a lesson in manners." " Hm." "How's this..." "Growing donkey ears, please." " Not what I had in mind..." "But it doesn't matter, because now you have to face the music." " A Jack in the box?" "So scary." "Let me see what you've got." "[Music box playing]" " Boo!" " This is your a-game?" " Eh, we gave it a shot." " Louie, you have seriously got to be the worst ghost ever." "Louie?" " I may not be a level ten ghost, but at least I didn't fall for the old diversion trick." " My key." "That means..." " I unlocked the mirror!" " Remember me?" "I'm ray, also a level ten ghost." "And you messed with my family, my whole family." " Yeah, and I'm Miles." "Trick or treat, glenda?" "Oh, and we're fresh out of treats." " Um, guys, all my friends are trapped over here, so..." " Okay, glenda, time to go." " Boys, let's show her the exit." " Ring around the Rosie?" "What's next, you're gonna Patty-cake me?" "Ooh!" "Whoa, whoa!" " This is so worth missing out on old people candy." " All right, Louie." "Send her on... her... way!" "[Grunts]" " Copy that, pops." "Glenda, out!" "It worked!" " We did it." " Yeah, we did." "The Preston boys brought it tonight!" " Best Halloween ever." " [Chuckles] Come on." " Hey, guys, I just wanna say, this party..." "[Applause]" " That was awesome!" " Went exactly how I planned it." " I was scared for a minute, but this was definitely the party of the year." " Yeah, or maybe even the month." " Everybody, let's go back upstairs." " So, did I mention we also cater weddings?" "To everybody for what I did tonight." " No worries, Louie." "I'm pretty sure I rocked that interview." " The camera is broken." "The footage is lost." " Yes!" "[Exhales]" " And don't worry about me." "Once we sawed the bucket off Emma's head, everyone had a great time." " Dad, Miles, are you two good?" " Ah, forget about it." "Dad and I actually had some nice bonding time." " We sure did." "Hit it!" " ¶ Hello, my baby" " ¶ hello, my honey both: ¶ hello, my ragtime gal ¶" " what?" "We had a lot of time in there." " Bum, bum, bum." "¶ Send me a kiss" " ¶ by wire" " ¶ baby, my heart's on" " ¶ fire" " [laughs]" "Yep, I think they left." " We lost 'em."