"The year: 1095 AD." "The once mighty Byzantine Empire and the holy land of Jerusalem continue to fall under the wrath of the soldier Turks." "In retaliation," "Pope Urban II calls upon all devoted knights of Europe." "Thousands take up arms." "Thus is the beginning of the Crusades." "A holy war that would last for over 200 years, giving birth to the strongest religious military force the world had ever known, the order of the Knights Templar." "And from their ranks arose one of their greatest leaders," "Lord Mordest McGirk Gregoire of Redding." "Many believed his sword was blessed by God himself." "I have counted the gold, and it is quite a sum." "Just as you have made your pact with the devil." "Truly you and I have given our lives to the service of the king." "There is talk we captured a wagon full of gold today." "I am better than you." "This opportunity together." "You will have none of it." "Let there be..." "I would rather be eaten by a pack of wolves." "There's been a lot of your evil..." "You must keep them divided..." "Behind you!" "I shall enjoy enough fortune for ten lifetimes of excess!" "You've lost your way." "Nay, brother." "I have found it." "And I will attain it with the treasure in yond wagon." "Now Gregoire, it is time for you to die." "So be it." "You've made your pact with the devil." "You will have your ten lifetimes of excess but then..." "I will come for you." "All of you." "My brothers," "I must speak to you in regarding the order of business for which we have gathered here tonight." "Seven hundred years have passed." "And as prophesied, the ordained time will soon be upon us." "It will be your duty to reunite their kindred spirits so that he may fulfill his destiny and as spoken from his lips to God's ear, he will return for his vengeance and deliver the souls of the accursed" "to... hell... for all eternity." "That's it, I guess." "Wow, it's a castle." "Yeah, enjoy your stay, Jake." "What's your name again?" "Cecilia." "Cecilia." "That's a pretty name." "Thank you." "Pretty girl, pretty name." "Small car." "Okay." "Hello?" "Nobody home." "Wow." "I will come for you." "For all of you." "Hello." "Continuing warrior position." "Your knee directly above your ankle." "Your leg comes directly on the floor like a pillar." "The black glove at hand." "You are a pillar of strength." "As you settle, relax your lower back..." "Oh, God." "It's getting worse." "What's happening to me?" "A package for you, Father Paul." "What is it?" "I don't know." "I found it on the altar, along with this note." "Well, what does it say?" "It just reads 'Father Paul'." "I don't want to be disturbed." "By anyone." "There you go." "No?" "Not yours." "Lord Gregoire." "Thank you, Malcolm." "My most valiant warrior." "I know not what we would do without your swordsmanship and that, of your brother Menas." "Although from a land quite foreign to us, Armenia, we are truly blessed to have both the first and the second greatest warrior of all the Mediterranean fight by our sides." "Thank you, my lord." "But, it is your sword that guides us." "Stand in my light, brother." "Fast and righteous." "I am the best." "How does it feel to be number two, Menas?" "How would it feel to be dead?" "...defending the true cross, my brothers." "Once more, you have fought bravely and with great honor." "As have you, Gregoire." "As have you." "I thank you, Renault, my fellow knight." "Gregoire... there is talk we captured a wagon full of gold today." "Is this true?" "Yes, Renault." "A wagon full of gold." "The grand master will be very pleased." "And all in the name of the cause." "As you know, there are those who are not able to make the correct choice of following God." "They are not free in mind, body, or spirit." "Blinded by the ill forces of evil." "Fortunately, however... we have blessed with the charge... to provide all mankind with the opportunity to go their own way." "These heathens, upon whom we drew swords this day, made it their trade to scorn and persecute defenseless men, women, and children of pureness." "But, with the strength of our gallant horses and the might of our skillful swords, these tyrants shall spread evil no more." "We are the Knights Templar!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Templar!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Oh." "Hi." "Who are you?" "I be Shauna the chef." "Shauna?" "The chef?" "They told me you were a... cook." "Ah, they lied to you." "Evidently." "Who, uh... who would be in charge of me money?" "Oh." "Hello." "I'm Jake McCallister." "Weekend Coordinator." " And...?" " And...?" "And me money?" "You haven't cooked anything yet, Shauna." "Huh, perhaps you're right." "You have pretty eyes." "Ohhh... you're so nice." "And you're so sweet." "Ohhh..." "Ah!" "Ooh." "Okay." "Excuse me, can I help you?" "Do you have my pay?" "Pay?" "Who are you?" "Allow me to introduce myself." "My name is Benoit, the butler's for the weekend." "Oh, you're Benoit the butler?" "Good timing." "I got some grocery bags at the general store I gotta pick up." "Do you mind helping me?" "No." "Then there is my son." "I told him not to marry that woman, but he did." "No one is listening to me anymore." "Everyone is leaving me behind." "Father Paul?" "Well, it's showtime." "Welcome everyone." "Benoit will take your luggage to your rooms." "Orientation in 15 minutes." "Refreshments are inside." "Excuse me, Miss?" "Do you mind identifying your luggage?" "I have nothing else." "Thank God." "Well?" "The bags?" "Thank you." "Hey, stud." "Have a light?" "Um, I don't smoke." "That's not what I asked." "I win, you lose." "Win?" "I didn't know we were competing." "What's wrong with competition?" "Although it looks like you're not gonna be much competition." " Henry, right?" " Yeah." "I read your file, what you're into." "It's not that I'm judging you, the whole animal thing." "Uh, we're cool." "Don't worry, boss, just competing. "" "This one right here." "I'm gonna do dirty shit to that one." "I don't think so, dude." "She's, uh, she's here for a different reason." "It doesn't matter." "This is my time." "I'll do whatever the fuck I want." "Dude, I said not her." "Okay?" "Leave it alone." " Sorry." " No, it's cool." "I like it." "We're competing already." "It's good." "If you do that again, I'm gonna cut your fuckin' throat." "Alright?" "Okay." "Bad boy." "Whatever." "Is somebody missing?" "The other one never showed up." "I hope that doesn't ruin your plans." "My plans?" "Why would it ruin my plans?" "Less work." "Well, they're all yours now." "Yep." "Um... am I supposed to tip you?" "Hm." "Tip me?" "It was an honor just being in your presence." "Okay." "Uh..." "well, thanks pal." "It was a pleasure serving you." "We wish you the best of luck." "Godspeed." "Godspeed." "Hi, I'm..." "I'm Amy." "Hi, Amy." "I'm Jake." "So you're the..." "So you're a professional events coordinator?" "Actually, no." "I was doing a play, and a guy approached me after the show." "And he just like, gave me the gig." "He said he was from..." "Switzerland, I think." "Oh, you're an actor." "That is so cool, I love reality TV." "Reality TV?" "Hello, everyone." "And welcome to our individual fantasy getaway weekend." "My name is Jake McCallister, and I'll be your host and events coordinator." "My mission is to make sure everything is carried out as planned." "That's my task." "I believe that's why I'm here." "Now, can anyone tell me the number one rule?" "Amy." "We're not supposed to tell anyone why we're here because it will ruin the surprise and defeat the challenge." "Excellent." "But, as coordinator," "I will know each of your personal agendas." "Let's meet up, Celine..." "Henry..." "Amy... and Japoniko, right?" "Am I saying that correctly?" "Do you mind if I talk to you alone?" "I read your file on the plane." "I didn't see your request for the weekend." "In order for me to purvey your activities, I..." "You don't know why you're here, do you?" "I'm Events Coordinator." "We'll talk later." "Okay?" "Okay guys, grab a snack, and I'll be right back." "Let me guess, you must be Ashley." " That's me." " You weren't supposed to drive, you were supposed to be picked up at the airport like everybody else." "Those are the rules." "Rules I make up as I go along." "# Talk to my hand" "Alrighty then, Ms. Ashley." "Come on inside, meet the guests, and I'll take care of your luggage." "Great." "Uh... store it in the garage over there." "And... no scratches." "Hmph." "Hey everybody, this is Ashley." " And she's going to be..." " Leaving." "I'm outta here." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "You can't leave." "You just got here." "Besides, you won't get..." "I am not spending one moment with a bunch of goddamn low lives." "They're not even in my social class." "Look at this one." "Her family is low to middle income, if lucky." "Look at the cheap outfit she's wearing." "My mother made this shirt for me." ""My mother made this shirt for me. "" "No fucking class." "You need a milieu with socialites like myself." "Jetsetter getaway weekend, my ass." "Get my luggage, boy." "I'm leaving." "You can't buy class." "What did you say?" "I said, you can't buy class." "And what's that supposed to mean?" "Evidently, you can't buy intelligence, either." "And who are you to tell me what to do?" "I'm the events coordinator." "You call that a job?" "Yeah." "The ends justify the means." "That sounds like something a fucking unemployed game show host would do." "Yeah, kind of like an actor doing dinner theater in Schenectady." "You're a loser." "You're all fucking losers." "Shut up." "I've had enough of the offending language." "Your leaving now means absolutely fucking nothing." "Go." "Get your own luggage." "You'll hear from my attorney." "Oh, darn it." "It's all right." "It's okay." "Hear me, Gregoire." "You cannot escape your destiny." "We must keep them divided." "I would rather be eaten by a pack of wolves than allow your evil venom to course through my veins." "Deceit... betrayal... revenge." "Forgive me, my lord." "Pretend!" "Deceitbetrayalrevenge." "Gregoire." "Gregoire." "Deceitbetrayalrevenge." "Help me, my lord." "It is your time." "It is your place." "Ugh, he didn't fucking cover it!" "Oh, you are so sued." "Come on." "Come on!" "Oh, what the fuck." "He disconnected my battery cables." "Very funny, asshole." "What is this shit?" "I hate oldies." "Who the hell are you?" "# Ho, ho, ho, It's magic #" "# You know" "Who the hell are you?" "What is this, a masquerade ball?" "How come I wasn't invited?" "You can see through there?" "# Never believe It's not so #" "# Never been awake Never seen a day break #" "# Leaning on my pillow In the morning #" "# Lazy day in bed" "# Music in my head" "# Crazy music playing" "# In the morning light" "You see the way he grabbed her throat?" "The guy's a fuckin lunatic." "Seriously, both of you stay away from him." "I think it's kinda sexy, the way he takes charge." "Like a tiger." "Yeah?" "You like that?" "You like the rough stuff, right?" "Sometimes I like it rough." "And hard." "What about you?" "You like the rough stuff?" "No, no one's ever stuck up for me before." "Whatever." "So a tiger, huh?" "I can be a tiger." "Here you go." "Thank you." "What's that?" "I don't know." "Somebody left it here awhile ago." "Where's Japoniko?" "Where's the television?" "There isn't one." "Jake, where are me groceries?" "Oh, um, I was just on the way." "We want our guests to eat tonight." "Can I tag along with you?" "Um, you know the rules." "That no one can leave the property, I understand." "Right." "You know what?" "Okay guys, until I get back," "Amy is now in charge of recreation." " Me?" " You." "But you haven't given me any formal training." "Listen." "Your reason for coming here this weekend was what?" "To build confidence, right?" "So sometimes it's best to just jump in the water." "Get a little wet." "You'll be fine." "I hope so." "Cause one day I want to be a good assistant to someone." "Assistant?" "That's kinda odd because I see you more as a leader of men." "You have unlimited potential." "You think so?" "You'd be great." "So." "What do you guys feel like doing?" "I guess relax, grab a snack, and wait for Mr. Weekend Coordinator to get back." "I can think of one or two things to do." "Or three." "We could play a game." "There's four of us, we could do teams or..." "I didn't come here to play games." "Okay, silly idea." "We could play strip poker." "I'm not good at cards." "Even better." "What is that?" "It looks like an old story book." "What's it about?" "The inscription reads," "'Here tells a tale of passion, loyalty, deceit, betrayal, and revenge. '" "Sounds good to me." "You read to us." "Okay." "Here we go." "An omniscient moon radiates through the night." "We find ourselves in a time when men" "Would bravely and honorably fight and die in the name of the true cross." "We see the remains of a small band of Templar knights." "Sergeants and stewards, all of whom were pushed out of their homelands quite some time ago." "It is the aftermath of yet another long day of battle." "Their coats of mail vary in color to distinguish their rank." "However, all their uniforms have one thing in common:" "They all proudly bear the eight pointed cross, a symbol of purity and a reflection of the crusaders' vow of chastity." "Gregoire, the leader of this band of Templar knights, takes in his surroundings and the results of the day's events." "He is our hero." "Wait, wait, wait." "What's this hero guy look like?" "It's a storybook." "You make up hero." "He can look like whatever you want." "Whoever I want?" "Lord Gregoire!" "What do you have for me?" " An apple, my lord." " Thank you." " Thank you, my lord." " I'll enjoy this." "You stand in my way, sergeant." "What is your name?" "Melkon." "Melkon." "You find humor in this?" "Well, t'is a little foreign to my ear." "Did I miss something of importance here?" "We fought victoriously today under the leadership of Lord Gregoire." "Lord Gregoire, yes, I've heard of him." "He's one of the greatest leaders of our time." "Really?" "Catch." "Mm." "Delicious." "So this is where you've been all day, huh?" "Picking apples." "Hm." "What can I say?" "I love the orchard." "And the blood?" "Is it yours?" "It is now." "Messy business, huh, this apple picking." "It is." "How are you, my brother?" "I'm ready to go to battle again on your command, my lord." "I'm not your lord, I am your brother." "Yes, my lord." "We won, Gregoire, we won!" "Yes, again we were victorious." "When will I be ready to fight, my lord?" "We've spoken of this, Koko." "Every day!" "Then when?" "It is not your time, little one." "It is not your place." "You always say..." "Koko, is there not somewhere of more importance where you should be?" "Yes, my lord." "Then get there." "Aha, yes, my lord." "Yes, my lord." "But when you need me, I am ready." "Get that from him." "He is waiting for the day you allow him to shield and fight." "And he'd be lost in an instant." "His strength lies not in sword, dear Melkon... but in here... his heart." "Sergeant?" "Vicinity scouted, my lord." "All sound." "Excellent." "Where's Devereux?" "Dwyer?" "How many did we lose?" "Nearly a third, my lord." "Prisoners?" "None, they would not surrender, my lord." "Ah." "Such valor." "If only their beliefs were proper." "Ah then, scour the acre." "We leave no man behind." "We've already been around twice, my lord." "Then you need only scour once more." "Yes, my lord." "Hello?" "Anybody home?" "Hello, children." "I heard we had some visitors in town, and I wanted to take the opportunity..." "Who is it?" "Oh, hello Father." "Is there something we can help you with, Father?" "Because if this is about money donations, we happen to be short on money at the moment." "This is not about money." "It's just that I wanted to welcome you to town and take the opportunity to invite you to the house of God." "That's peculiar, Father, because well, I'm from here, and so is she, and, um... we've never seen you before." "You attend Mass?" " No." " No." "Well, that's why you haven't seen me." "But now we know each other," "I'll be sure that I see you again very, very soon." "And I'm looking forward to it." "Well, who do we have here?" "I'm really glad I stopped by." "It's certainly... a refreshing surprise... to have you all here." "And it's more than I had bargained for." "I'll see you in church." "All of you." "Sunday in church." "It's weird, I feel like I know him." "So do I." "But it's most strange, he's not the only one I feel like this about." "Any good?" "Oh hey." "I didn't see you come in." "So, any good?" "Oh, that?" "No, just a hobby I picked up." "Mostly for cardio." "You know, trying to keep the old midsection flat." "I've tried so many things." "Tennis, swimming." "But, uh... that one stuck." "Go figure." "Go figure." "Thank you." "So, what can I do for you?" "Oh, right." "I'm at the Rhein estate" "I'm here to pick up an order for a, uh, chef called Shauna" "Irish." "Crossdresser." "That's her... him." "Him." "Coming right up." "Thank you." "Yeah, he comes in here, uh... once in a while with that Benoit guy." "Crafty couple those two." "Couple?" "They know each other?" "You could say that, yeah." "They're not like, married." "No, just living in sin." "Times have changed." "How much I owe you?" "You're all set." "The people that own that estate, they have an account here." "Alrighty then... have yourself a nice day." "You too." "Say... do I know you from someplace?" "You ever been on a reality TV show?" "No." "Wrong guy." "Ah." "Hey, um..." "You need help." "As far as..." "The bags, I'll help getting them into your car." "Naw, I'm on foot." "Alone?" "Yes, alone." "Ha." "Well, you've got yourself a load there that might just be too heavy for you to carry." "Tell you what, if you need a ride" "I can just close up the store for ten minutes, that's all it'll take." "It's okay." "It's my responsibility." "They're mine." "All of them." "A simple, more peaceful life." "Well, goodbye old friend." "So how does that sound?" "Sounds good, but the music?" "No blues, no jazz." "Are you going out?" "Yeah, for a bit." "Down to the pub." "Mickey is hosting a poker party for some out of town patsy." "It's a lock, should triple this." "So Mickey will have his hands on the deal then." "Make sure that you triple this as well." "Mi amor." "Save me a plate, will ya?" "Yeah, what are you doing here?" "Well, it's about time." "It was a long walk." "So, uh... where's Benoit?" "Who?" "Benoit, the butler?" "Ah, yes, yes, yes." "I saw him for only a moment." "He's working hard on something, I think." "I'm sure." "Well, um... you're doing a great job." "And..." "American, a little bonus." "Ah." "Enjoy it while you can." "I cannot believe those men." "Taking a lifetime vow of poverty." "And chastity?" "Come on." "I know were not supposed to speak about why we're here but I believe you know my reasons, what I am." "It's pretty obvious;" "you're a prostitute." "And money talks." "Is this a problem?" "Nope, not for me." "I'm here for a sex weekend." "Good." "Then it works for me and for you." "How about a little sample?" "Yes." "Oh, you dirty little whore." "Oh, you dirty little whore." "All better now." "I knew it was you." "I need to get the plumber to work on that thing." "Shauna..." "Whoa." "Jesus Christ." "I don't believe this." "Now I have to cook..." "and clean." "We should have take-out." "You're all back, great." "I read a little ahead and the story picks up the next day after Gregoire gives a speech to his men." "But then again," "Gregoire might not be so easily persuaded." "We must keep them divided and unarmed if we are to meet with success." "You have a question?" "Are we enough?" "What if Gregoire resists?" "His sword is said to be blessed by God himself." "That is why we must hold to our course." "Catch them... unawares." "And what of Melkon?" "He is known to fight with the strength of a dozen men." "What say you to that, brother?" "He is your blood." "I never liked his shadow." "Some say he is slightly better." "Could not that have waited until after?" "No." "You... shall take his position." "Yes, my lord." "Bury the body in the brush." "And the head." "Pick it up!" "Thank you." "Have I forgotten something?" "You spoke not of the division." "Yes, my lord." "What is our share?" "You shall each receive a tenth." "A tenth?" "Each?" "Hmm." "More than twenty fold your greatest harvest." "Milord." "Over there!" "Koko!" "He spies on us!" "Catch him!" "Bring the freak here." "Alive." "Hold him." "Higher!" "You're no match for Gregoire and Melkon." "Bind him and gag him." "Hide him close by." "That gold shall be mine... be he with us or against us." "Have you gathered the volunteers, sergeant?" "Renault, Menas and several others offered before we need ask." "Interesting." "But all that gold, my lord?" "Will so few men suffice?" "A party of too many will draw suspicion, sergeant." "Have the men meet us at the abbey in a day's time." " Yes, my lord." " Godspeed, my lord." "I can't believe it." "Gregoire and Melkon are gonna walk right into the trap." "Maybe they will be persuaded by Renault." "If Gregoire is smart, he will listen and they will steal the gold together." "But Gregoir isn't like that, nor is Melkon." "Then he's in trouble, so is Melkon." "Because Renault, Menas definitely want the gold." "Are you blind or just stupid?" "It wasn't about the money for Menas." "Then what's the excuse?" "One brother's dick's bigger than the other brothers?" "Come on." "At least, if it's about money then there's a reason, right?" "I agree." "Money is a great motivator." "Money isn't everything and it's not a reason to turn against each other." "Yeah, whatever." "I need a cigarette." "My ass is sore from sitting, playing cards, couch." "I think I soak in tub before dinner." "Are you coming?" "No, I think I'm gonna stay here for a second." "Hm!" "Do I know you from some place?" "Goodbye, old friend." "I would like to have bath." "But there is no towels." "Bring some up to me?" "In a moment." "How long before dinner's ready?" "Soon." "I would like to have you now." "I'm not on the menu." "Maybe I can change that." "There's no smoking in the kitchen." "What's your problem with me?" "Are you gay?" "Why don't you want me?" "How's this for a little incentive?" "I'm not a paid up customer." "For you, I make exception." "I don't think so." "It's not why I'm here." "Oh, I will try to remember this." "But it might not be so easy." "Especially if you continue to let me make it so hard." "Or maybe you like to be the one in charge." "Is that it?" "Would you like it better if you have to take it... like an animal, like an animal, like an animal?" "I'd slap you right now, but you'd probably like it." "Do you like to play rough, Jake?" "Just with assholes." "Who are you to judge me for what I do?" "Prostitution may be one of the oldest professions, Celine, but it doesn't make it proper in my eyes." "But that's not it." "What I despise most about you, Celine, isn't what you do, but who you are... deep down inside, and that over time, you've done absolutely nothing to correct it." "Fine, but in the meantime remember what I am." "Of course, you're a dirty..." "little... whore." "Yes, a dirty little whore." "It's been very weird." "In all honesty, you'll get what's coming to you, and more..." "much, much more." "Now get out of my kitchen." "Hm." "Huh." "Hello?" "Mr. Jake, is that you?" "Did you change your mind?" "It's your loss." "Not mine." "Hm." "# I beg you not to go But you said goodbye #" "# Now you're telling me All these lies #" "# I hear you knocking" "Mirror mirror, on the wall..." "Ah." "You know you want me." "# I hear you knocking" "Ooh." "Music's kinda loud, huh?" "# Ohhh, yeah!" "# Come on" "# Oooh Hooo!" "On the count of three." "One, two, three." "What?" "You want more?" "Hm?" "Hm?" "Oh!" "Oh." "What?" "You want more?" "What?" "You can't handle it?" "Uh-uh-uh." "No." "Not for you, Jake." "# I hear you knocking" "# Go back where you been" "# I told you Way back in '52 #" "# That I would Never go with you #" "# I hear you knocking" "# But you can't come in" "# I hear you knocking" "# Go back where you've been" "Celine?" "Do you mind turning down the music a little?" "# You better get back To your use-to-be #" "# 'Cause your kind Of love ain't good to me #" "What's going on in there?" "I didn't get a radio in my room." "Thank you!" "I speak and people listen." "You're back." "Great." "Maybe I can continue with the story." "Yeah, why don't you read some more to us?" "Claudius... easy." "You seem pensive." "What are your thoughts, Melkon?" "Of no import, my lord." "We have no boundaries." "You may speak to me." "That is it." "Ha." "That is just it." "With you, there is no jealousy, no avarice, no scorn." "But with my own blood brother..." "Melkon." "Ill will betwixt brothers has ever been common." "Look at Romulus and Remus," "Cain and Abel..." "My brother is no Cain!" "Forgive me, please." "I should not have raised my voice at you." "It is understandable." "Your brother's contempt occupies your thoughts." "My worries may be for naught." "Let us hope." "But there is one thing more." "Speak your heart." "T'is nothing... really." "Malcolm, speak to me." "It is just a thought that troubles me betimes." "And that is?" "Trading my sword for a simple, more peaceful life." "Ah." "Yes." "But only betimes." "Pray, misunderstand me not, my lord." "Being the best does too have its advantages." "Hm, yes." "Worship... praise, adoration." " No." " No?" "Then of what advantage do you speak, brother?" "It allows me to be in your presence, my lord." "Let us ride." "Thank you, my lord." "I'm not your lord." "I am your brother, Melkon." "My lord, they are here." "Arm yourselves." "Be not obvious." "On my signal." "My time is now." "Easy, Claudius, easy." "Whoa." "I have counted the gold, and it is quite a sum." "You have done well, Gregoire." "We have done well." "The Grandmaster will be very pleased." "Though wrested from the hands of evil, this unforeseen treasure will serve great purpose." "Many hungry will be fed tonight." "Many poor will be clothed." "The villages, restored." "All in the name of the cause." "You speak naught but the truth, brothers." "Has anyone seen Koko?" "Ah, he is fetching water for travel." "Hm." "Might I have a word with you, Gregoire?" "Of course." "Brother... could you share with me your, uh... shielding technique with the dagger thrust?" "Gregoire?" "Come, let us talk, brother." "When thrusting in with the dagger, and then over..." "We turn to our weapons, milord." "Will you have us put a sharp edge to your dagger and sword?" "Indeed." "I thank you." "And yours, my lord?" "Be careful with it, please." "Ah, such magnificence." "I shall give it a fine edge, my lord." "But gingerly, sergeant," "I need enough steel to last yet 100 battles more." "Yes, 100 battles more." "Truly you and I have given our lives" " to the service of the true cross." " Oh?" "And yet, strange, is it not, we have been granted not for our years of loyal service." "No tribute for a life of poverty, chastity and obedience." "No reward." "Oh, Renault." "Old friend." "You are tired, and you are weary from battle." "You mean not what you say." "But there are the others." "Knights that are paid to fight and they are allowed to keep their winnings." "Mercenaries?" "Those who covet glory and riches?" "We are not warmongers, Renault." "We are of a different breed." "Aye, and t'is our unity that gives us strength, is it not?" "By God's divine grace, we are a glorious force." "Skilled at confronting the enemy, luring him in, catching him unawares." "Victorious time and time again!" "Aye, victorious." "And to the victors goes the spoils." "Such is the way of conquering nations, is it not?" "Conquering nation?" "I did not know we'd become a conquering nation." "I was under the belief that we're still yet an order." "Hm?" "And I say to you it is time we cease to worry about the welfare of the poor and the weak!" "Let their fate be in the hands of God." "How has your heart become so blackened?" "I see it in your eye." "You've lost your way." "Nay, Brother." "I have found it." "And I will attain it with the treasure in yond wagon." "Let us seize this opportunity together, Gregoire." "Truly we would have none of it if not for you." "Think of the comforts such a treasure would buy." "The pleasures that we might finally delight in." "What say you, brother?" "I would rather be eaten by a pack of wolves than allow your evil venom to course through my veins." "You are an honorable man." "Pity." "Melkon!" "Behind you!" "My lord..." "my lord..." "Shhh." "I'm sorry, milord." "I am but small and weak." "I failed you." "Would you forgive me?" "You are braver than any man" "I have ever met in battle." "Was I a good servant?" "Servant?" "No." "I see you more as a leader of men." "Thank you, my lord." "Thank you." "Brother, how will you sleep tonight?" "Knowing that I'm no longer number two." "Oh!" "Turn." "Turn and look at me that I may see your face as I take your life." "No, I will not give you that satisfaction." "You have not earned it." "I am better than you." "Only in cowardice, my dear brother." "Only in cowardice." "Best of friends, dear Melkon." "We were... best of friends." "Dear brothers, farewell." "We shall ride again... backstabbers." "The people can fend for themselves, brother." "In the meantime, I shall enjoy enough fortune for ten lifetimes of excess!" "And now Gregoire, it is time for you to die." "So be it." "But I will avenge the deaths of my brothers." "You have made your pact with the devil, Renault." "You will have your ten lifetimes of excess." "But then..." "I will come for you." "All of you." "Whoever wrote this inscription wasn't kidding." "Passion, loyalty, deceit, betrayal..." "And revenge." "Right." "And revenge." "Do you think Gregoire is going to carry out his curse?" "Yes." "Most definitely." "They have like 10 lifetimes." "Say they realize their mistakes, that they made... and they try to rebuild... what is it called?" "Their spiritual temples." "Do you think that he would spare them?" "Perhaps." "But I believe one must truly desire to change." "And even then, ultimately, it'll be in God's hands." "And if they don't change their ways?" "Then as prophesized..." "Lord Gregoire will kill them all, without mercy, and take their wretched souls to hell." "It is spoken from his lips to God's ears... it is the inevitable." "What are your thoughts?" "I'd say go for the ten lifetimes of excess." "I mean, what the fuck, right?" "I don't agree." "But I guess everybody has a right to their own opinion." "You're smart." "And you're cute too." "You think I'm cute?" "Yep." "I noticed you first time we got in the car." "I think we should spend this time to get to know each other better." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "I'm just getting to know you." "What happened to Celine?" "Celine isn't here right now!" "Stop!" "Stop it!" "Stop!" "Fuck!" "Yo!" "You said everyone was free game!" "I said not her!" "Fine!" "Fuck it." "Not her then, my fault." "Shit." "Fuck you." "I should have never left you alone with him." "Ever." "Look at me." "It won't happen again." "He'll never touch you again." "Hear me?" "I'm sorry, Amy." "Okay?" "Yeah." "Jake!" "Jake!" "Jake?" "Seven hundred years have passed," "You will have your 10 lifetimes of excess." "And as prophesized, the ordained time will soon be upon us." "Their kindred spirits will soon be aligned for the reprisal of he who was betrayed so long ago so that one day he may fulfill his destiny." "My mission is to make sure that everything is carried out as planned." "That's my task." "Your leaving now changes nothing." "To deliver the souls of the accursed to hell for all eternity." "I believe that's why I'm here." "I will come for you, all of you." "And as spoken from his lips to God's ear, he will return for his vengeance." "It is the inevitable." "Like the threads?" "You do wear it well." "Thank you." "It's befitting of you and habitual, once again mimicking the life of a man of God... and now a priest." "A great cover, don't you think?" "Free meals." "A cut from the Sunday basket." "No tax and most of all, beautiful nuns and the altar boys." "What could be better?" "I tried the Rabbi thing, but... too much to learn." "And that Kaballah, oy!" "You just love giving religion a bad name, don't you?" "I aim to please." "Did you get my calling card?" "I kill these two over, and over, and over... for 700 years, and each time was more enjoyable than the last." "Nobody steals my fortune." "Nobody." "Yours?" "It was never yours to begin with, Renault." "Renault?" "Anyway... you know the old saying," "Have you considered any of the turning the other cheek business?" "You know, let bygones be bygones." "Not today." "Pity." "Do you remember the man you made the mistake of calling the second greatest swordsman in all of the Mediterranean?" "Menas!" "If she's Menas, then I must be..." "Melkon." "Once again." "The advantage of surprise." "Really?" "Catch." "Hm." "Delicious." "I see you've returned to picking apples." "Occupational hazard." "Any of that blood yours?" "T'is now." "Who the hell is he?" "The Shopkeeper from down the road." "The shopkeeper?" "And how in God's name is he going to help you?" "He wasn't always a shop keeper." "Hello Menas." "It's been a long time." "Yes, it has been, Melkon." "Melkon?" "I thought I was..." "Melkon?" "You must be shitting me." "As you took your dying breath," "I did not regret your death, my brother, but only the fashion in which it occurred." "You chose it." "I intended on killing you honorably." "I robbed myself of knowing that I was the best." "And since that night I've waited in limbo for 700 years for this very moment, to prove that I am the superior swordsman." "I have no desire to fight you." "I'm not leaving you with a choice." "Ah." "My liege." "Looks like we'll have ourselves a fair fight this time." "Yes, my lord." "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times:" "I am not your lord, I am your brother, Melkon." "Yes, my lord." "Whatever." "I will not live in your shadow any longer." "The only shadow you live in is the one you cast for yourself." "I shall cut you ten times." "Once for each lifetime of excess." "Or perhaps 700, eh?" "One for each year of sin." "Come and get it!" "Oh, I plan to!" "You betrayed us." "You swore never to betray us and then you did!" "So Renault, as promised..." "I'm taking you to hell." "Ah yeah, that little thing." "Well, I'm certainly fine when you're having fun." "Are you sure it's been already 10 lifetimes?" "Because I'm only counting 8 or 9 at the most." "Oh well, c'est la vie." "C'est la guerre." "Touche." "I just want to let you know... each one of my lives was more decadent than the last!" "I did the unimaginable to people!" "I know." "I am better than you." "Prove it." "Not with swordsmanship, but with humility." "No!" "You only defend, attack me!" "I will not give you that satisfaction." "I have waited 700 years for this moment." "Now you pick up your sword and you fight me." "What are you doing?" "Fight me like a man." "Put it in your hand now!" "Fighting you will not make me a man." "Pick it up." "Put it in your hand and fight me!" "Why won't you fight me?" "Because..." "Because you're a coward." "No." "Because I love you." "Remember as children, how we played together everyday?" "And how our mother loved us?" "And how she made us promise to her that when the day came that she would leave us, that we would watch over each other?" "Just like brothers should." "Menas, I would have died for you then... and I will now." "If my brother doesn't love me, then I have no wish to live." "Your time is up." "Put it down." "Put the sword down!" "Gregoire, time to die." "I always like to keep up with the times." "Jake!" "Ahhh." "Ah!" "Back off!" "We're going to leave." "If you do anything to stop me..." "I am going to slit her throat." "You understand?" "Back off!" "I'm sorry, Jake, I'm sorry." "I failed you." "It's not your fault." "It's just destiny." "Mine and yours." "Back off." "It's not your time, little one." "Just shield and fight." "Back off!" "Yes, milord." "Ah!" "Sword!" "Not yours, mine." "This has no weight to it." "It's like a butter knife." "It's built for speed." "Look, I've waited 700 years for this moment." "I'm gonna kill him with my sword, not yours." "Point taken but... why do you have to be so mean about it?" "How could you be so sensitive and be such a great fighter?" "Ah, that is what makes me a great fighter." " And chicks dig it." " Ah." "Now where was I?" " My lord." " Thank you." "Oh, not you, too." "Well, at least you're not killing each other." "And now Renault, old friend." "T'is your time to die." "So be it, Gregoire." "Ha." "And now your blood, shall be mine." "See you around." "Ahh!" "Payback's a bitch." "Oh my God, I think he's in shock!" "Jake!" "Jake!" "Jake?" "Excellent performance, my lord." "Excellent performance." "Bravo." "A little over the top." "But given the circumstance and no rehearsal..." "How else could you play it?" "But tell me, my lord, how can you be such a great leader when you're so dramatic?" "That is what makes me such a great leader." "And chicks dig it." "Touche." "Wait." "You're not shot?" "No, he missed me by a mile." "And hey, nice save by the way." "Aren't you guys forgetting about something?" "The six hacked up mutilated bodies?" "Six?" "Only a couple are mine." "Four." "Four were yours." "Four." "I'm impressed." "I say we pin it on the priest." "Nice." "See, I told you." "You're a leader of men." "Don't even think that I'm not really pissed at you at you right now." "I just can't have my new boyfriend go to jail on the first night we start dating." " Boyfriend?" " Yes." " Dating?" " Yes." "What are you, nuts?" "You're like Koko and stuff." "Come on!" "We're soul mates." "Ow!" "My nipple, ow!" "My nipple!" "You're nuts." "I like it." "What a strange day it's been, huh?" "Kapow." "Lend me a hand, shopkeep." "Yeah." "Well old friend, see you in the next lifetime." "Yeah, old friends, old soul mates." "Yes, we are."