"The Anderssons Hit the Road" " Ragnar!" "Best spot!" " And a parking ticket for that!" "It's so hot." " Look, Dad!" "I'm Spider-Man!" " Håkan!" "No, no, no." "I'm taking this..." " Hi!" "Are you nervous?" " A bit." "Are you?" "It's going to be fun." "Wedding!" "These chocolate bars...!" "Rudolf Andersson is my name." "Hi." "That family is whacked!" "Darlings!" "Your big moment is here." "Congratulations!" "Great!" "Hurry!" "We are gathered here to witness the union of Sabina Egonsson and Pontus Klerman." "Marriage is a gift from God, established to enrich society" " and strengthen community." " Beautiful!" "In the eyes of God and these witnesses, I ask you, Pontus Klerman, will you take Sabina Egonsson as your wife, for better or for worse?" " I will." " Oh, sorry!" "I got too close, sorry." "Will you take Pontus Klerman as your husband, for better or for worse?" " I will." " You may kiss the bride." "Ohh!" "Kissy-kiss!" "Don't be sad, Mum." "When Dad dies you can marry a new man." "It's now or never, Sune!" "Wait here." "I have an idea." "That was so beautiful!" " Do you remember our wedding?" " I'll say!" "The worst day of my life." "The car broke down on our honeymoon, and they charged me 2900 kronor for a used exhaust manifold!" "I was so angry." "You're giving them this?" " We got it for our wedding." " Yeah..." "Or did you want to keep it?" "It makes a nice memento, doesn't it?" " Aha, is that how you feel?" " Nah." "Give it to them." "We didn't pay a penny for it, and it's making us money." "But Rudolf, you can't set a price tag on everything." "Can't you just once consider other values than money?" "Of course, my treasure." "No, not treasure." "I mean..." " Chocolate bar." " Chocolate bar?" "Oh, Håkan!" "His chocolate bar in my pocket is melted!" "Karin!" "Karin, wait." "Maybe we're not rich in money..." " But in love we're millionaires." " You're thinking about money again!" "Hey, we wanted "I Will Always Love You"!" "I thought it was a bit boring." " Want a camera?" " Yeah!" "One for you, one for you, one for you." " Look at the cake!" " Wow!" "Wow, what a cake!" "Can I have a taste?" "Me too?" "Me too?" "What are you doing?" "!" "You ate the bridal couple?" " Are you nuts?" " They're right over there." "They wouldn't even fit in my stomach." "Håkan, I need your help." "Come here." "Like, totally boring priest, boring church." "God, how awful!" "And now I'm at a boring reception." " Hello?" " Hang on, I'll call you later." "Pontus!" " So, what are your plans for summer?" " I'm, like, hanging with friends." "You know, travel and stuff." "Like Interrailing." "OK..." " Except by car." " By car." "Interrail by car." "I'm going traveling too." "I'm a poet." "Yvonne and I say that weddings are like love's alarm clock." "Pling pling!" "Pling pling, dear." " Pling pling," " Pling?" "What do you mean, pling?" "Some gift!" "Is it a Bengt "The Face" Johansson?" " No, my name is Rudolf." " I mean the painting." "I'm Andreas Rydén from Antiques Road Show." "Oh, yeah!" "I... you are indeed!" "What do you mean, "some gift"?" " I'm not here to appraise paintings." " Oh, please do." "But it's worth at least 900." " 900?" " Yes, or maybe a bit more." "900 kronor for a painting?" "I can't give such an expensive gift." "No, no. 900,000 kronor." "Quite a gift." "Darling, it's our turn!" "Come!" "Gorgeous." "Come now!" " Gift time!" " Hi..." " All right?" " Oh, fine." "Everything's just fine." "Shall I take that?" "What...?" "Nice!" " Karin, come." " Bye!" "Gotta go!" " Karin!" " What's with you, Rudolf?" " The painting!" "It's really, really..." " Oh, is this about money again?" "...nice." "It's really nice." "It's really nice." "As a memento." "Ohh, you want to keep it, darling?" "That's so romantic!" "Rudolf, you made me cry again." "But I'm in a hurry with the romance." "Praise the Lord at holy mass." "I made this in woodwork class." " Håkan, that isn't funny." " Weddings aren't funny." "Didn't you see all the crying?" "Mom cried rivers." " We're getting married?" " Yep." "Before these witnesses, do you take Lina Sophie Blixt, for better or for worse, till death do you part?" "Death?" "Can't we say until summer?" " Nope." "It's death." " But..." "Can't we rewrite it a bit?" "Say, until the giggles wear off?" " Till death do you part." " Till the apple trees bloom?" " Nope." "Death." " How about we're married..." " ...till we don't want to be anymore?" " You're not taking this seriously." "No, wait, Håkan!" "You have to finish." "Or we might be separated forever." " If you're not sure, you shouldn't do it." " But I am sure." " Sophie is the best there is." " You're sure?" " Maybe she could be taller..." " What?" "!" " Nothing." "Let's continue." " Go on, Håkan." "What do you mean?" "You want someone with darker hair?" "Or lighter?" " With braids and sandals?" " Braids are nice!" " Freckles, maybe?" " Maybe!" "Sune, you're going down now." "Karl Sune Rudolf Andersson!" "You're impossible!" " What happened?" " Amen." "No, Sophie, wait!" " I'm sorry." "I think you're my dream girl." " You think?" "!" "Find out first!" "You're definitely not my dream boy." "Sune?" "Do you want to kill her again?" "No, Håkan." " How do you know your dream girl?" " Easy!" "Your tummy rocks and bubbles and you feel all filled up." " Like I feel right now." " What?" "Are you in love?" "No, but I really need to poop." " Excuse me!" " Yes?" " May I have another look?" " Of course." "You know, I suspect it's not signed." "Just as I thought." "There's no signature." " So it's not worth anything?" " It is, but the signature is important." " So it won't be 900,000." " Can't we put his signature on it?" " Have the artist sign it?" " Exactly what I meant." "Having the artist do it." "Because I'm not a forger." "You could go to "The Face" and get him to sign it." "Good luck." " Now?" "!" " What?" " What?" " Now?" "Welcome to the Andersson family meeting." "Today, something incredible happened." "What?" "You took a shower?" "No, not that." "At the wedding today, I realized what is truly valuable in life." "We've always talked about recreating Mom and Dad's honeymoon." "We have?" "Maybe we haven't." "But I've thought about it." "What?" "Aren't we going to Mosquito Mire?" "What's that compared with mighty mountains and yodeling farmers?" "Family..." "We're going to..." "South Tyrol!" "Yes!" " Darling, what happened?" " Karin?" " Do you remember our honeymoon?" " Of course I do, darling!" "No, I mean:" "Do you remember?" " Romantic dinners in a little village." " You learned you don't tolerate oysters." "Don't tolerate?" "They were bad!" "And Karin?" "That's where "The Face" lived." " Who gave us this painting." " That's right!" " Why didn't we get to go?" " You didn't exist yet, Håkan." " That's mean." "We wanted to exist too." " Hi, Dad!" " You have kids?" " No!" "Do you?" "Me?" "No!" "You have so much hair, Dad!" " Who are you?" " Are you blind?" "It's me, Håkan." " Morn?" "Are you sure Dad is the one?" " Yes!" " Let me tell you a few things..." " No, no, no!" "Stop!" "Hang on!" "What are you doing here?" "You don't exist yet!" " Oo la la!" "Who's that?" " Her?" "This is little Nicole." "A real dream girl." "Nicole." "Is she my dream girl?" "Well then!" "Are you daydreaming again, Sune?" " Let's get packing!" " Yeah!" "Nicole..." "It must be love at first sight." " Aren't you going to Mosquito Mire?" " No." " Rudolf wants to relive our honeymoon." " But that costs money!" "You shouldn't think so much about money, I always say." "Why are we bringing the painting?" "Sometimes love doesn't have an answer." "Pling plong!" " Pling pling." " Well, er..." "You can borrow my satnav, if you're going on a long trip." "Oh!" "No, no." "I'll stick with my map." " I had top marks in orienteering." " Yes, but..." "This has the voice of Agneta Sjödin." "A little extra feature I splurged on." "Agneta Sjödin?" " You mean that Agneta?" " Absolutely." "Is there any other?" "So, into the car, kids!" " Sune!" " Have a nice summer." "Here we go!" " How far is it to South Tyrol?" " 1940 km." "We're just getting started." " Håkan!" " It wasn't me!" " We're trapped in here!" " Gross!" "Håkan!" "Take the rest." " Hi." "My name is Agneta Sjödin." " Hello, Agneta Sjödin." "Together we'll make this a great trip." "Just punch in the address and I'll do the rest." " Who was that?" " Oops!" " It was just the satnav..." " ...a great trip." " My name is Agneta..." " Oh no you don't." " I was dreaming about Fort Boyard." " Oh, that Gunde Svan is funny." " Rudolf, I think you missed the line." " Line?" "What line?" " The best spot!" " Karin, your headband." "I've packed everything we need." "You take the black bag, Rudolf." "Rudolf, take this!" "What's that?" "Mom and Dad slept here on their honeymoon." "Cozy, eh?" "Now someone else is there." " You slept there?" "!" " When you're in love..." " Now we have a cabin." " No more love?" " Yes, but it's included in the price." " Love, too?" "Sune, please." " Oh, wow." " Them again!" "Welcome to our little château." "Cozy, eh?" "Rudolf, this is impossible." "I'm dying!" "You have a few alternatives." "Comfort class with a 4-bed cabin with or without a captain's view, or panorama class, class cabin, round berth, skylight cabin or terrace cabin, all with breakfast." "An English breakfast special comes at a surcharge." "Not available with comfort standard." "As an extra bonus, tickets to Germany's biggest theme park, Tivoli für alle." "That's perfect!" "Holy crap, look at this place!" "Nuts, chocolate and pop!" "Video games in bed!" " Check out the stuff in the bathroom." " Not very bouncy." "No, no, no!" "Whoa, whoa, no, no, no!" "Whoa." "No!" "Don't touch anything!" "All this is intended to make us pay even more!" "Rudolf, it's all free!" "Family, help yourselves." "Take everything you can." "Leave nothing!" "The bathtub is full of holes!" "It's broken!" "Broken?" "No, Håkan, it's a whirlpool bath." "Darling." "I think it's turned around." "I think so too!" "We've barely left and we're already like young lovers again." "The ship." "Has turned around." "They have such tiny margins." "I can't understand how they turn it around." "It's impressive." "That's the sort of thing they calculate at Chalmers." "Remember our honeymoon?" " That torrential rain in..." " Oh yeah, in Dresden!" " And you were sick for three days." " Sick?" "I was dying!" "That's not funny!" "Dad nearly died!" "You see, Håkan, when a holiday is miserable, it's not much fun." " But it's funny later." "You see?" " No." "Say I slipped on dog poop." "That isn't very funny." " It's hilarious!" " It's not funny." " Yes, it is!" " No, it isn't." " But it's funny later." "End of discussion." " Let's go and eat." "When things are this good, I worry something bad will happen." "That's just an old wives' tale." "Nothing to worry about." "I'm just going to relax and enjoy the trip." "Darling!" "Are you okay?" " My God, darling, are you all right?" " No!" "Don't be sad, Dad." "It will be funny later." "Here he comes!" "No one laughs, OK?" "I want you to be honest now." " Is it visible?" " No..." " Just a tiny bit." " Honestly?" "OK then, good." "Let's go and eat." "Ow, ow, ow." "A bit more to the right." "No, no, no, left." "A tiny bit more..." "That's it." "Good!" "So, family." "I propose a toast." "I feel great now." "Cheers." "Cheers, everyone." "No, Rudolf!" " Excellent." "A chardonnay?" " No, Dad, it was a bouquet." "Very good, Sune." "Exquisite bouquet." "I swallowed that!" "It's got pesticides in it!" " I'm going to die!" " No, a little ?" "ower water won't kill you." "People have died of it!" "I've heard of it." "I don't have a pulse!" " I need to poop." " What?" "You can't hold it?" " Anna, can you go with him?" " I'd love to." "Don't talk to any weirdos!" " Mom, can I say hi to the captain?" " What a great idea!" "I'll go with you." " Let's go." " Why?" "Because... it might be... fun." " Come along." " Stay with Dad." "I'll tell you all about it." "Hello?" "I feel weak..." " ls there a doctor on board?" " There there." "Karin..." "Karin, I can't feel my face." "Hideous balloons." "And, like, sickening food and mega boring games and..." "I'll call you back." "Hi!" "Benjamin!" " Er, hi!" " What are you doing here?" "Afraid of ?" "ying." " So I'm earthbound." " I understand." " Oh my God, what is it?" " I can't breathe." "Do you want to get some fresh air?" "Come along." "Customer service message:" "The car lottery closes in 20 minutes." "If you haven't bought a ticket, you can do so on deck 3." "This is going to be fun!" "Just a splash more..." " Yes?" " How fast are we going?" " 20 knots." " You're kidding!" "We're barely crawling!" "That just isn't good enough." "Do what you can." "We have to go faster!" " OK?" " We're on schedule." "Love at first sight." "How is that possible when we can't see each other?" "Hi." "Don't you recognize me?" "That's my ?" "ower you're holding." " You dreamt of me." " How do you know that?" "I'm your dream girl." "I know, and do, everything you dream of." "Go on, dream something about me." "Anything." "Help!" "Help, let me out!" "Open the lid!" "Help!" "Let me out!" "Help!" "Open up!" " You really are a dream girl." " Yes!" " And that was one weird dream!" " I couldn't come up with anything better." " Plus it was just a test." " Try not testing in the future." "You have an imagination, right?" "How about a romantic dream?" "It's now or never, Sune." "Take the chance!" "Nicole..." "I feel that I'm in love with you." "I feel it in my whole body." " How?" " Everything is rocking." "My stomach is bubbling and I feel all filled up." "How sweet!" "Or maybe I'm seasick..." "Huh?" "Now, for example, you're dreaming of kissing." "That's true." "Though I do that all the time." "But..." " Shall we?" " Absolutely!" "Wait!" "Your seasickness." "Of course." "I've got this." "See, you're walking just fine, Rudolf." "It's no..." "Hi, Sune." "What are you up to?" "Hi, er..." "I just met Nicole." " Nico?" " They can't see me." " I'm invisible." " Invisible?" "He seems to be talking to his imaginary friend again." "Now it's some Nico." "Sune?" "You go ahead and talk to "Nico", but remember what happened last time, when you had to go and talk to that lady." " That's it." " Bye, Nicole." "Ow, ow, ow..." "Where is my place in this world?" "Where shall I place my fragile soul?" " It could rest a bit in my cabin..." " Now that's a good idea!" "Well, at least we have our luxury cabin." "Help!" "Help!" " Help!" " Rudolf, it's Håkan!" " Rudolf, save our treasure!" " Someone help!" "Get me out of here!" "Mom!" "Dad!" "Sune!" " I can't believe you!" " I'm drowning!" " Håkan!" "Mommy's coming!" " Move!" "Sune!" "Don't just stand there!" "In!" "Hold on, Håkan!" " It's them again." " I don't know what happened." "I believe you." "You're not in hot water." " It's them!" "They follow me everywhere!" " But...?" " Everywhere!" " Who was that?" " I said not to talk to weirdos!" " Right, Mom..." "Come and help!" " Aren't you going to sleep?" " No, you never know on these boats." "There may be pirates." " I'm so sorry!" "Karin!" " What are you doing!" "Ow!" "What is it with you and that painting?" "I need the doctor..." "Where is the car?" "There it is!" "Why is our car backwards?" "This is Agneta Sjödin." "The car is traveling backwards." "Turn around." " Faster, Dad!" " I'm accelerating." " Faster!" " Even faster, yep." " Slow down..." "Perfect!" " OK, we'll maintain this speed." "Can't we buy a DVD player for the car?" "Why?" "This works just fine." "Hi again." "Nicole, what are you doing here?" " We forgot to kiss." "Shall we?" " Yeah!" "Or no." "Can't we do it when we meet?" " Why wait until then?" " No, stop!" "What?" " It was Nicole." " Your imaginary friend again?" "We've been through this." "How do you stop thinking about something you shouldn't," " ...but you just can't stop?" " Think about something else." "Use your imagination." "Håkan's poop, Håkan's poop, Håkan's poop, Håkan's poop..." "Håkan's poop, Håkan's poop, Håkan's poop..." " We have to stop so Håkan can poop." " No, no, that will ruin our schedule." "Schedule?" "What are you talking about, dear?" "The Face and Nicole aren't going anywhere." "Hi again!" "You're sweet, dreaming about me all the time!" " It wasn't me!" "Mom said your name!" " Sune's talking to himself again." " Ignore it and it will go away." " Talk to us." "We're here for you." " What a weird family." " Yeah, they're all whacked." "You are utterly sick." "No fighting back there!" " Håkan's poop, Håkan's poop..." " Get me out of this family!" "Mom!" "Sune says I need to poop." " Stop now, Mom!" " No!" "No, we can't stop!" " Yes, stop!" " No!" " Mom, I need to poop!" " I only said it to get rid of Nicole." " Stop now!" " I need to poop!" "QUIET, KIDS!" "Best spot!" "Kids go and pee, I'll fill 'er up, Karin gets food." "I'll see you in ten minutes, starting..." "Now!" "Oh, it stinks in here!" "And I thought you were romantic." "We have to stop meeting this way." " Brilliant!" "Did you poop, Håkan?" " No!" "What the...?" " Hang on, Dad, where are we going?" " Straight ahead 800 meters." " We're going to the theme park!" " No more stops!" " We have to get there!" " It's included in our ticket." "Free!" " So you kids can have fun." " I don't want to go!" " Quiet!" "Dad needs to concentrate!" " Thanks!" "Theme park!" "Theme park!" "Theme park!" "You have arrived." "Best spot!" "Here are your ride tickets." " Here you are..." " You're taking the painting?" "Yes." "The oil paint is water-based." "It will melt in the car." " I'll take it." " No, no, I can take it today." "OK." " All right then, kids, we meet here at two o'clock." "Last one to the ferris wheel is a lump of poop!" "This isn't even fun!" "Karin!" "Sune, finally!" "Good, let's go." "Slop!" "The painting." "Where's the painting?" "Where's... the... painting?" "I sold it." "You..." " Y-you... sold the painting?" " You don't take a painting on vacation." "I'm sorry, I know it was a cherished memento." "Come on." " How much did you get?" " 100 kronor." " That's great!" " The Face Johansson is a famous artist." " It's worth over 900,000!" " What?" "The man from Antiques Road Show said it was worth that much." "So you mean we just lost 899,900 kronor?" "Exactly!" "Exactly!" "Spot on!" "Damn it!" " Are you mad, Rudolf?" " No." "It's just that the vacation ended very early this year." "But it's eine mistake!" " Das painting ist mine." " Three balls, two euros." " Nein!" "It's mine, give it here!" " Let me try to win it back." " I got top marks in ball throwing." " Three balls, please." "Danke." "Watch." " I nailed it!" " Karin!" "Give me the painting, gimme gimme." "But..." "But I threw the ball." "To get the painting back, you have to knock down the red ones." "He says you have to knock down the red cans." "Ein bucket." " Why don't I get any?" " You can't even reach the counter." "Cheer Dad on instead." "It will be funny later." "Das is the letzte ball." "He says he's closing now." "We can only throw one more." "Sune?" "Er, my hands are sweaty." "Well then, who will throw?" "My hand is worn out." "Hi, Håkan." "Why not join in on the fun?" "Throw a bit of ball?" "If you do, Mom will give you anything you want." "Please, Håkan, I promise not to get mad." "That's my boy!" "No pressure, now, Håkan." "Just take it easy." "Håkan, don't think that your family's entire future is at stake." "Just relax." "Focus now, Håkan, focus!" "No, what are you doing?" "You're supposed..." "Håkan?" "Håkan, throw it here." " Håkan?" "Here!" " Let me have some fun!" "HÅKAN!" "HÅKAN!" "HÅKAN!" "I'll take that!" " Håkan, ask for anything at all!" " I want to go to the circus!" "Circus?" "That will have to wait." "You..." "Yippee!" "A circus!" "Where is the car?" "The best spot, Rudolf?" " All that's left is the seals now." " Save me from this family!" " Hi, was I dreaming about you again?" " No." " Do you really like me?" " Of course I do." "Maybe I'm not such a good dream girl." "You have to pop up everywhere smiling." "It's not all that much fun." "You won't have to when we get there and meet in real life." "But we never get there." "Come on, come on!" "We need to hurry now, so we stay on schedule." " Hurry, hurry!" " Where is Sune?" "Sune!" "Hurry up now!" "It's incredible!" "We're rich!" " I know." " Why do we have to take it to The Face?" "Eh?" "There's a buyer down there who wants to buy it right away." " What?" " There's a buyer waiting for us." " We have a buyer?" " Yes..." " Take it easy..." " The Autobahn has no speed limit." " Right, the Autobahn!" " Please slow down." " You are exceeding the speed limit." " Rudolf - a new warning lamp!" "Look!" "You are exceeding the speed limit." " Careful!" " Will you...!" "Karin!" "Mind the hitchhiker!" "Look out!" " Stay there, kids!" " The vehicle is now standing still." "Hello?" "Are you all right?" "How did it go?" "I'm fine." "Oh!" "My yoga instructor over here is calling me." " But... you were hitchhiking..." " No, no." "I'm just doing yoga." "This is the Giraffe." "Bye!" "Bye..." "Please start the car." "I'm so happy about this, Rudolf." " Pling plong." " Pling pling." "What was that?" "Here?" "Now?" "Why?" " At least the warning lamps are off." " Well, that's... true." "This is Agneta Sjödin..." "I'll get it." "I'll get it, I'll get it." " Agneta my ass." "I'm calling a tow truck." " No!" "No, no, no, that's far, far too expensive." "It's too expensive and unnecessary." "And it takes a long time!" "What are we going to do here for hours?" "Plus it's expensive." "We can afford it, can't we?" "Hello!" "We have a motor stop, in the middle of nowhere." "Seriously?" " Morn!" "Dad!" " What now?" "!" "I just wanted to say I found a stream." "Maybe you don't want to swim?" "You have lost contact with the satellite." " Watch me swim!" " No, Håkan, it's...!" "An interesting little fact:" "Alpine streams are very cold." "Ice cold." "Now you know something that I'm about to find out." " ...really cold." " Cold!" "Cold!" "Heeeeeelp!" "I don't like road trips." "I don't think they're fun." " Have you told Karin that?" " No, I h..." " No, I haven't." " Why not, Rudolf?" " I... don't think she'd understand." " No?" "Say, do you have any fishing tips?" "Fishing tips?" "Of course!" "I love fishing." " You do?" " Just say "fishing tips"." "Oh, Agneta!" " Fishing tips." " You have such a nice voice." "Håkan is freezing!" "Can you check on the tow truck?" " But..." " Now!" " Unbelievable." " I'll say!" " I mean that they came so fast." " Yep." "Really fast." "Wonderful." "Hurray, isn't this fun..." "Rudolf, darling!" "I've found the perfect fishing spot!" " Continue 300 meters on, turn right." " Fabulous." " Give me that!" " Karin, don't do anything rash..." " What are you doing?" "Nooo!" " Bye!" "I can't swim!" "No money, no phones and no car." "Perfect." "But it will be funny later, right, Dad?" "Excuse us." "Could you help us?" "What did he say?" " But Mom, you speak German!" " Yes..." "I think he's... saying we can go in." " What's that?" " A telephone." " Yeah, right!" " So who do we call?" "I'll call Ragnar." " Sune?" "What's Sophie's number?" " One!" "One..." " And then?" " Er, green." " What?" " I press green." "That's Quick Dial." " Let's all think of a number we can call." " I only send texts." "And WhatsApp and Skype and Viber on my mobile." "Right..." "Karin?" " 058 62 82 69." " Karin, great!" " Good." "Whose number is it?" " My childhood home." "What?" "!" "Hi." "What's going on?" "Look, tomorrow... we arrive." "And I get to meet the real Nicole." "Sune, stop talking to your imaginary friend." "Come and be with us." "Look!" "A shooting star!" "Then I wish for a good night's sleep." " That's a bit weak." " Weak?" "If you can wish for anything, why not go big?" "It's free." "Peace on earth, eternal love, eternal health, riches." "I wish for thunder!" " Rain and wind, explosions!" " No, Håkan, you can't wish for that." " Take it back, right now." " Nope!" "I think I felt a raindrop." "HÅKAN!" "This is it." "This is it!" "The village!" " This is it!" "The painting!" " Is it?" "This is it!" "We've found the village!" "Oh, things are so nice in these Latin countries." "Even the funerals are sort of fun." " Do you recognize it?" " Yes!" " Is this where Nicole lives?" " Yep, this is it." "Knock on the door!" " Yes?" " Oh, hello!" "Hi!" " Ask about..." " Calm down, Sune." "Do you recognize us?" "Sorry..." "Oh, you're the Gustafssons!" "Hi, Lasse." " No, we're not the Gustafssons." " No, now I see." "You're the Erikssons." " Welcome!" " No, no, we're the Anderssons." "Yes, the Anderssons." "Mom told me about you." " Ask where Nicole is." " Easy, Sune." " This is Nicole." " No..." " Nicole is young, like me!" " What do you mean?" "Like when you were here." "But darling, it was 20 years ago we were here!" "Now I see!" "You think Nicole is still 11, is that it?" "Oh, little man." "Are you disappointed?" "Maybe Old Lady Nicole can have a hug anyway?" "Sune-pune?" "Nicole..." "That didn't take long." "You can't stop dreaming of me, can you?" "I told you, I'm only your dream girl." "It's all wrong." "Do you want me to stay on?" "No, it's no good anymore." "No, wait, can't you stay?" "Please, I changed my mind!" "Nicole!" " Nicole!" " Yes?" " Can I help you with something?" " No." " I was only dreaming." " Sleep well." "Ciao, Nicole!" " How are you?" " Fine, thanks." "And you?" "Take care of yourself!" "Bye!" "So!" "All that's left is the signature." "Good morning!" "You must be Sune." " You came back!" " What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "!" "That hurt!" "What's going on here?" "Poop, poop, poop, poop..." " Sune, have you said hello to Nora?" " No, where is she?" "She's right there." "No... no, there's no one there..." " What are you doing?" "!" " What's going on here?" "That idiot hit me!" "Those Swedes are all nut cases." " I'm sure it wasn't that bad." " I'm just a bit confused." "Yes, they are a bit odd." "But we need the rent." " Hit back next time." " I thought she was you." "Hard." "I mean Nicole." "Not Nicole Nicole, but Dream Nicole." "My imaginary friend..." "Could it be the alpine air...?" " I'm sorry." "I didn't mean it." " You thought I was my mother?" " It was a mistake." " She is pretty..." "But she's a bit old for you." "My name is Nora, anyway." "Come, I have to do something." " You could have been my new dad." " Isn't the real one enough?" "I never met him." "Wait here." "Hi." " What did you do?" " Confessed." " What's that?" " Like if you did something mean." "You tell God about it and that makes it all right." " Want to try?" " No, I haven't done anything." " You sure?" " Completely." "And now for the prayer candles." "I haven't done anything mean." "Not that mean, anyway." "Easy as pie." "Prayer candles." "What is this place?" "Face?" "Face?" "Perhaps you remember The Face's studio?" "Wow!" "Yes..." "Look at this!" " Hello?" " Hi." " Oh, hello, dear." " I, er..." " I'm something of an art expert, so..." " That's upside down." "Oh!" "This is Klara, isn't it!" "Yes, that's Mum." "She was so beautiful!" " These must be worth quite a bit, eh?" " Yes, and everything in here is sold." " Heh, signed." " Please just leave them where they are." " Where is he?" " What?" "The Face?" "Where is he?" "Out painting?" " We have a little painting..." " Yes." "One painting." "We have lots of paintings." " The Face is dead." " What?" "You saw his funeral when you arrived." "He's... he..." "Is he... he's dead?" " I'm afraid so." " No, it can't be." " I'm sorry." " He can't be!" " I'm afraid he is." " No, he can't be!" "How can he... how can he be... dead?" "He can't be dead now..." "He can't be dead!" "He can't be dead now!" "He was so incredibly charming and..." " ...sweet, The Face." " How can he be dead?" "I think he meant a lot to Rudolf." "Face, Face, Face, I'm sorry..." "But darling Rudolf, there there." "Everyone has to die some time." "Please, Face!" "He can't be dead!" "Let him grieve." "I think he'll work through it faster." " So, you and Nora are all alone now?" " Yes." "We'll see what happens with the house." "It's The Face's and he didn't leave a will." " Why don't you buy it?" " I'd love to, but I can't afford it." " Unfortunately." " No..." "Oh, such a shame!" "Yes, it is." " Maybe we can help you!" " No, that's not necessary." "Or, what do you mean?" " Isn't that right, Rudolf?" " What?" " We can help Nicole keep the house?" " Of course we'll help!" " Because we actually..." " ...need to drink much more coffee." "Ah, road trips!" "I love a road trip." "You know, money is like grass." "I mow it down, it grows up." "And look, here comes little Håkan." "Like a little Tyrolean." "How are you, son?" " I don't have anyone to play with." " No one to play with?" "Shall we play?" "You and me?" "Isn't that fun?" "We can play together!" "Rudolf?" " I'm going to play with my son." " Come here." " We're going to play!" " But we..." " There." "Game's over." " But you said you wanted to play!" "No, Dad needs to cry some more." "So they've, like, built a house around the phone!" "It's totally weird!" " Anyway..." " Excuse me?" " Hotel Hoffendof?" " Hang on, I'll call you later." " Hi!" " Hello!" "Danke." " What are you doing here?" " It's great to see you." " Cool." " Yeah." " They have lots of elder here." " Yeah..." "Nice." "We have to plan what to buy!" "New car, new house, everything!" "And we promised to help Nicole with the house." "Karin, we need to talk..." " I found a friend!" " What?" "I found a friend, and he's great at climbing!" " Where are you climbing?" " Be careful, Håkan!" "Kids!" "They make friends everywhere." " Have you found a dream girl yet?" " No, I'm done with that." "I'm not cut out to be a ladies' man." "Good!" "First you have to find out what you like, right?" "That's right." "I can't believe I didn't think of that!" "That's it!" " What?" " I have to find out how I want her to be!" "Come on, we have a lot to do." "OK, pal." "What mountain do we do today?" "Hochenspitze!" "An excellent choice!" "Oh?" "The difficult north face?" "Exciting!" "OK, ask me something." "Should she like the sun?" "Do you want her to be pretty?" "A hugger?" "Somewhat sporty?" "Should she like candy?" "Dill?" "Hard or soft-boiled eggs?" "Should she like snot?" "Letters?" "Should she be grumpy?" "Should she snore?" " Read on the toilet?" "Have a temper?" " Temper?" " That's a good one!" " What?" " Movies, romance, lovely evening walks." " Definitely, all that!" "She was really nice." "She was happy all the time." "That was good." "Another one!" "She should have a temper." "Passion." "Be independent." "It's done!" "This is exactly how my dream girl should be." " Congrats..." " Wake up!" "We have to start looking." "Keep soldiering on!" "Dad says it will be funny later." "Come now, buddy." "You can do it!" " I thought I saw Håkan down there." " Håkan, here?" "No..." "This kid had a goat." "Thanks for your teamwork." "No, no, the pleasure is all mine." "Uh..." "Karin, there's something I have to tell you." "What?" "How good our life is." "Compared with everything that doesn't work these days." "Trains that don't run, insurance companies that don't pay, car repair shops that don't do their job, hospitals and schools that are failing, artists that don't sign their works." "People don't do their jobs these days." "It makes me so mad!" " What did you say?" " It makes me so mad!" "No, no, the other thing." "About artists not signing their work." "That's such a small thing." "Think of the greenhouse effect..." "Rudolf, Rudolf!" " Are we not millionaires anymore?" " Yes!" "In love." " Rudolf?" "The painting?" " The painting, yes." " The painting is... worthless." " What?" "It's, that is..." "The Face forgot to sign it, the way people usually do." "Easy, now, dear!" "Darling, take it easy, breathe." "Let's just enjoy the moment." "You want me to go around in this doll's dress my whole life?" " This isn't a musical!" " Karin, easy now!" "Easy now, Karin!" "Think of the avalanche risk!" "I am an avalanche, Rudolf!" "Wait for me!" "Last one down is a lump of poop!" "I have to be honest." "I'm not a poet on tour." "I'm just a guy from Dalarna." "I haven't been honest with you, either." "I'm not here with friends." "I'm with my family." "I think they're so embarrassing." "I love families." "You could call me a family man." " Stop, Rudolf!" " I can't!" " I'm sure I'll love your family." " I'm sorry!" "I didn't mean it!" " I'm sorry!" " God, it's him!" " Oh, Dad..." " Dad?" "I'm sorry!" "Are you okay?" "I'm so sorry!" " I'm all right." " Out of my way!" "Anna, what are you doing with him?" "There you are." "I've been looking everywhere for you." " Where have you been?" " It's a long story." "I got a message from the mayor." "The house is going to be sold." "Tomorrow." "This is like the Last Supper, but with knödel." "What's with you?" "Never saw a friend before?" "Now?" "!" "What?" "What, now?" "Come along, buddy." "Family, here's the thing." "Dad and I thought we were going to be very, very rich." "So I promised we would help Nicole and Nora save the house." "But it didn't turn out that way and I feel guilty." "We've never really needed money, have we?" "So I decided we're going to keep that promise." " We're going to save their house!" " But how?" "I don't know." "And how do we do it before noon?" "That's when they're meeting the mayor." "Maybe we can sing Edelweiss That could be really nice." "Costumes, I could make We could do a whole new take." "Drapery?" "Not too shabby" "I don't quite understand that non-rhyming words sound so flat." "We have no other choice, it's true A musical is what we must do." "One, two, three." "Something tells me this isn't enough." "What do we do?" " Something to drink?" " No thank you." " A biscuit for the little girl?" " Why do we have to leave the house?" " It's our house." " The new owner will be here soon." "Soon it won't be." " Who is that?" " Uh, I'll deal with it." " Hi!" " Hi!" " Are you staying here?" " Uh, yes." "Then maybe you can deliver this letter." " Sure..." "What is it?" " It's a will." "The Face's." "The artist." " Buongiorno." " Buongiorno." " Is that the buyer?" " Yes." "Come in." "One moment, please." "We have the will!" "Hi!" "I'm Benjamin." "We're related." "Distantly." "Very distantly." "All the way from Dalarna." "I was asked to come here and deliver the will." " From a lawyer in Orsa." " Oh?" " Ever been there?" " No." " No?" " No." "Then you've really missed something!" "Stuff happens there." " The mountains, the fresh air..." " Scusi?" "Sure..." "The Face left the house to me." "He was my father." "That's beautiful!" " Does this mean a celebration?" " It sure does!" "My mom married the local police chief." "When he died, she started working here." "I may have been conceived a bit earlier than what was accepted." " Too bad I didn't know." " And now you have a new relative." " And Nora and I have our house." " Yes." "A beautiful house." "You really shouldn't chase after love." "Sometimes it's enough to sit still." " Good advice..." " Sune..." "You'll find your dream girl." " Nora, where are we going?" " You'll see!" "Something you'll like." "What are we going to do here?" "Yes?" "Hi..." "My name is Karl Sune Rudolf Andersson, and..." "I don't really know where to start." "Because I've done so many stupid things in my life." "One time was six years ago, when my dad - his name is Rudolf- when he was swimming and..." "It was an accident, I didn't mean to, but I sort of... or..." "No, the beginning was seven years ago, and I was the one swimming." " One thing is enough!" " One?" "Yes." "Your time is almost up." "I'm thinking..." "If there's only one thing I can tell, it's that I regret being mean to Sophie." "I miss her a lot right now, and..." " I think I've realized she may be my..." " Dream girl?" "Sophie!" "You're forgiven." "You came all the way here!" " Glad you could make it!" " What are neighbors for?" "Yeah, what are they for?" "Cheers!" "Excuse us, we're just..." "Where are they going?" " Hi!" "Having a good time?" " Great." "Say, Nicole..." "We have a little painting by The Face, and we..." "We thought it fit in better down here with you." " Oh my!" "Thank you so much!" " Yeah..." "It's nothing." " It's a shame, but it's not signed." " Don't you know The Face's specialty?" "He hid his signature." "You have to look at it like this." " There it is, in the wall!" " Let me see!" "Yes!" " Yeah..." " It is there." " Great..." " Thank you so much!" "Nora!" "Come and see what we got!" "Look, a painting by your grandfather!" "Well then." "Well, no matter." "Pling pling?" "Pling plong, Rudolf." " I love you." " I love you." " Hello!" " Well I'll be..." "Hi!" "I can't believe my eyes!" " Is this possible?" " It's like a dream!" " What are you doing here?" " We're on our honeymoon." "We heard there were Swedes having a party in the next village." " Yep." " Fantastic!" "In the next village over there's an artist called Charles "Cheeks" Nilsson." "You know what he gave us?" "A painting!" "Free!" " How about that." " Time to go!" " Now?" " Hi!" " Now?" " We can just make the ferry from Kiel." "And we have time for a 5-minute pee break in Munich." "It's 888 kilometers to Munich-Kiel." "If we average 120 km/h, we ought to make it in 7.5 hours." "That sounds doable, right?" "HÅKAN!" "It was just like Dad promised." "It was funny later." "Subtitles by Jennifer Evans Svensk Medietext"