"[growls]" "[ominous music]" "[squawking]" "I was waiting for you!" "Aah!" "Wake up, son, wake up now!" "You are dreaming, boy." "[roars]" "Aah!" "Wake up, wake up!" "You're dreaming, son." "Huh?" "[laughs] The princess is awake!" "[continues laughing]" "Ahem!" " Where are you going?" " To Puebla." " Uh, are you by yourself?" " Mm-hmm." "If you're just looking to eat some tasty mole, you really don't need to go risking your life like this, kiddo." "Have you not heard there's a war going on, boy?" "You know what?" "I think you're a spy." "[laughs]" "How could he be a spy?" "This poor devil's just a little kid!" "No, really, you're not a spy, are you, kid?" "No, he's not a child, he's a little grown-up." "[horse neighs]" "Finish your story, young man." "Ah, the assault on the barracks!" "I remember it like it was just yesterday!" "It was yesterday, blockhead!" "[laughing]" "Ahem!" "As I was just saying, suddenly, I was surrounded by more than 100 filthy God-fearing royal soldiers, all of them pointing their pistols straight at my temple, like this." "Oh, please." "A hundred?" "I only saw two!" "But remember, you got there later." "I'd already finished off about 98." "You big fat liar!" "The guy who took care of those two crooks was Lieutenant Mandujano." "Hmm." "[neighing] [whispering]" "There's a checkpoint just past those shrubs." " A checkpoint?" " What did he say?" "It's a jackpot." "He said checkpoint with royal soldiers!" "Sir, get off here and follow the flow of the river." "By midday you should run into Morelos' men." "Torreblanca won't stop." "Neither will you." "We will cover for you." "Mm." " So, what's your name?" " Leo San Juan." "Leo, we're insurgent rebels ready to fight." "Do you know why we're fighting?" "We're fighting for justice in this country." "And for work and food for our people!" "Especially food, eh?" " Can we count on you?" " You can count on me, sir." "Death to the evil government!" "Viva Mexico!" " Viva Mexico!" " Viva Mexico!" "[neighing ]" "Psst." "Hmm?" "[neighs]" "So, where are you headed?" "Uh, to Puebla." "And these men are your relatives?" "Yes, sir." "Hey, lazy bones, wake up!" "Yes?" "Is something wrong, Officer?" " Where to, men?" " To Puebla." "We're playing at a baptism." "And we're running late." "Where did you come from?" "From a town fair in Acatzingo." "Needless to say, sir, we're exhausted." "You!" "I know I've seen you before." "Don't tell me you're from Acatzingo, too!" " Everything okay?" " Yes, they're good." "[captain] All right." "Let them through." "[whip cracks, horses neigh]" "Huh!" "There's someone by the stream, Captain." "Hey, wait one minute!" "[captain] Licona, come here!" "We'll show you exactly who we are, you sons of guns!" "Take one more step, and the boy here is going to pay." "The kid has nothing to do with this." "Drop the guns!" "Surrender!" "Hands in the air!" "Drop them!" "[indistinct remarks]" "Put your weapons down, boys." "[laughs menacingly]" "Licona, let the kid go and tie up the prisoners." "Licona!" "Licona!" "You do as you're told!" "[man] Let's go!" "Hands in the air!" " Our men are back, General." " And?" "It was an old monastery, now in ruins and abandoned, sir." "A group of rebels were captured on the Camino Real, sir." "[laughs menacingly]" "Yes, perfect!" "With Galeana captured, this uprising of useless scum will soon be over!" "The poor devil!" "[stuttering] Galeana wasn't among the rebels, sir." "[growls ]" "Lock the prisoners up in that monastery!" "Tomorrow at the break of dawn, they'll be executed." "You are dismissed." "General, but, uh..." " Now what?" " [thumps table]" "There's a boy among the prisoners." "All you have to do is say that you didn't see anything." "You're a kid." "The Royal Army will let you go." " [soldier] Keep moving!" " Take your hands off me!" "We found him snooping around here." "You don't know who you're messing with!" "Walk!" " You'll regret this!" " Back off!" "You'll regret it!" "[soldier] It appears that Galeana was with them, and they helped him escape." "He managed to get away before the scuffle." "[sighs]" "All right, then, boy, all you have to do is tell me in what direction the man who was with you fled, and I'll let you go." "He didn't see anything." "The kid was asleep." "Oh!" "What will it be?" "He isn't a kid anymore!" "Lock him up with the rest!" "You're a savage!" "This is an outrage!" "Even children have to obey the law!" "Take them away!" "You know what you have to do!" "[rumbling]" "[man] The Legend of the Chupacabras." "I have powers, I have powers!" "I have powers!" "And I promised the Holy Virgin!" "Go on." " [straining] - [buzzing]" "Don't stop!" "So, now what?" "What do I do?" "Flash those goo-goo eyes for me." "Like this?" "No, no, no!" "And you want to date my cousin?" "Well, the thing is..." "What?" "You don't have a car?" "Do you need cash?" "[cash register dings]" "I know, I know!" "You don't date divorcées." "No, the thing is..." "I've never had a girlfriend." "[laughing]" "Chill your chakras, man." "Let's use some powers." " Cupid is my middle name." " Isn't it Hortencio?" "My second middle name." "The point is I'm gonna fix you up with my cousin." "Keep going!" "I can take it." "So, do you think I'm ready to date your cousin?" "Ready, ready?" "Like, truly ready..." " No." " You see?" "I told you, when there's plenty of food, suddenly everyone is fasting." "[playing melancholy tune]" "Surf the waves of good vibes, dude." "With my cousin Mary, AKA Crazy M, as long as you have the three Fs, it's in the bag." "What are the three Fs?" "Frightful, fit, and formal." "You've got the first one covered." "As for the other two, we'll just have to wing it, man." "Okay, make yourself useful and hand me that stick." "Move it!" "I'm..." "I'm ready!" "I have powers!" "I have powers!" "[making buzzing noises] [yells indistinctly]" "[thunder rumbling]" "[grunting]" "That Spaniard is just trying to scare you, kiddo." "Tomorrow, I bet he will pardon you." "You think so?" "Uh... no." "Don't listen to him." "This very night, you will escape..." "and the rest of us will too." "You got that right, Captain!" "If I were you, I wouldn't even worry." "[grunts]" "Uh!" "Aah!" "[soldier] Come on!" " Halt!" " Aah!" "Hey, that's my stuff, you know?" "Be careful!" "[laughs] Don't you worry about it." "I'll take care of them, boss!" "Nando?" "Nando, Nando!" "Come on, come on, walk!" "Keep moving!" "Put those things at the back!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Walk!" "What did you do to him?" "[grunting]" "Soldier Licona, I don't want any casualties." "You will watch the entrance to the barracks throughout the night." "Yes, sir." "Campos, you stay here by the door." "Watch them closely." "Right away, sir." "[snarls]" "Let me go!" "I have nothing to do with any of this!" "Would you please?" "I'm old and sickly!" "Shut your mouth!" "And you two, why are you here?" "Meh." "I hid in the Army." "I was wanted for some outstanding affairs, if you know what I mean." "But my plan backfired on me." "I deserted and they caught me." "Ah!" "You're a thief!" "Hey, weren't you guys with the Deadly Squad?" "I thought they all got killed in the Zitácuaro." "[sighs] Not all of us." "We swore to defend Zitácuaro with our own lives, but we failed them!" "Hey, you." "What's wrong with you?" "We're going to die." "We are all going to die." "[loud thunder]" "Do you think Torreblanca would execute a child?" "Sure." "Don't you remember what happened at Celaya?" "Mm-hmm." "Hmm." "Don't you want to see what's in that coach over there?" "Hold your horses." "Tomorrow, after the prisoners are executed, we'll grab whatever we want." "How about that?" " [snarling] - [gasping]" "Mnh-mnh!" "[screaming] [bleats]" "I'm sick of this!" "I'll go make my rounds!" "This is too much." "[snoring] [haunting animal cry]" "[faint scraping noise]" "[eerie chittering]" "Excuse me, Father!" "We thought that the church was totally abandoned." "Father?" "[faint scraping noise]" "Hmm?" "Father?" "[man] The Circus of Wonders." "Huh?" "Aah!" "[screaming] [animal screeching]" "[screams die]" "Huh?" "Aah!" "What the...?" "[screeching]" " What is it?" " I think someone's attacking the camp." "Is it our men?" "[Soldier] Run, run!" "It's the Devil!" "[solider 2] Run for your lives!" "Huh!" "Wait!" "What was that?" "Well, it could've been an animal." "Help me!" "Get me out of here!" "[echoing screech] [all clamoring] [growling] [spooky voice] Leo!" "I think it's inside." "[spooky voice] Where?" "Where are you?" "I came to get you, Leo San Juan." "Also known as..." " Pipsqueak!" " [all startling]" "[Nando, laughing] Oh, don't be startled!" "Nando?" "You're too old for that." "Relax, little brother." "It's over, it's over." "No." "I won't shake hands with you." "Wait, didn't you see it?" "Nobody saw me come in." "What are you doing here?" "Don't tell me you joined the insurgents." "What?" "You didn't expect your brother to come and rescue you, did you?" "Open the gate." "Let us out of here." "Let out?" "Who said I'd help you?" "Let us out before the Chupacabra get here or we'll all be dead!" " Chupacabras?" " [screeching]" "Let us out!" "Break the lock, now!" " Hurry, kid!" " Hurry!" "Out!" "Open up!" "Open up!" "[crashing]" "[panicked muttering] [gunshot] [screaming]" "Move it!" "Hey, guess who?" "Ow!" "Hey, I need your help!" "Hey, what's with you?" "Do you need my yoga teacher's number?" "Just tell her that I sent you, and the first class is free." "Wait, there's no time for that." "It'll only take 15 minutes, Leo." "Open up your mind, would you?" "By the way, I'm offended that you haven't "liked" any of my photos recently." "Okay..." "You need to contact the Alebrijes." "You are never happy to see me!" "Teodora!" "Ack!" "Now what is it?" "Find out everything you can about the Chupacabras." "Where it came from, what it is, and most importantly, why it's here." " Fine, but only on one condition!" " What?" "As soon as your little adventure is over, you let me give you a makeover..." "Justin Bieber style." " Okay, fine." "Now go!" " [squeals]" "Well, looks like you only grew in height, 'cause you're still a child." "Still playing with your little pretend, imaginary friends?" "That is just for little kids and losers!" "My "little imaginary friends" are going to help us." "To tie your shoelaces or what?" "Um, no, to pop your pimples." "Hmm." "Pipsqueak, grow up!" "[growling]" "My shoes are too tight." "My socks make my feet sweat, but you, Mariquita, you made my love bloom when we met." "Oh, goodness me!" "I never ever thought I would meet someone so romantic." "[sighs] You talk to me just like Shakespeare himself." "Would you excuse me for a second, Mariquita?" "Oh, yes, but of course, sir!" "Your cousin says I talk like "Shake a Spear," now what?" "I knew it!" "She's going to start talking about her exes." "Change the subject." "Repeat after me..." ""Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight."" ""Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight."" ""Don't blame it on the good times, blame it on the boogie."" ""Blame it on the boogie."" "Oh, you're so charming!" "Hey, man, she's holding me in her arms." "Now what?" "Now what do I do?" "She's putty in your hands, and with this poem, she will be yours forever." "Hello, hello!" "Is anybody in there?" "Teodora!" " Teodora?" " [gasps] Teodora?" "You know, I can see the double blue check-marks!" "Why won't anyone answer my messages?" "Just take a hike." "You're such a nuisance!" "Could you take a hike?" "You're such a nuisance!" "Wait, what?" " I'm sick of you!" " You are what?" "Hello, aren't we being a little bit rude?" "You are so annoying." "You're not so hot yourself!" "Ack!" "Stop, okay?" "Focus, concentrate!" "Look at me!" "Leo needs us, and it's super urgent!" "We need to find information on a monster called..." "It's called..." "Oh, um..." "It's called..." "Now I remember!" "The Chupacabras!" " Is that all?" " Hang on, hang on." "Obviously not." "I'll send you the location of that quaint little town." "But I'm leaving now, because we all know that you guys are slow as molasses." "After you get there, we say hi, catch up, go shopping, buy souvenirs, investigate, and boom!" "Mission four solved!" "And everybody's happy, right?" "See you!" "I adore you, my love." "Guess the kitten turned out to be a lioness, Casanova." "Welcome to the family, cousin." "Shh." "Huh?" "What did you do to him?" "What did you do to him?" "Put the gun down!" "It's the mark of the Chupacabras... a voracious monster that sucks the blood of men and animals to satisfy its hunger." "Don't you be ridiculous." "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" " Why don't we just escape through there?" " That's why." "We have to follow those soldiers." "They're climbing down on the other side of the church." "Crazy, you're crazy!" "Everyone is crazy!" "Stop, don't go!" "Don't go!" "[growling]" " [snarling] - [man screams]" "[panting]" "[groans]" "[Teodora] I'm looking for my friends." "Is there anybody here?" "Hello, hello!" "Hey, where can a girl get a latte?" "I have points that I need to use, like, right now." "[tongue clicks]" "[sneezing] [straining, coughing]" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Huh?" "[evil laughter]" "[screams]" "[Girl] Sooner or later, you will pay for this, Cacomixtle!" "I'm Juanita." "And I'm also trapped in here." "And what do you want?" "It was t-t-terrible, sir." "It sucks all the life out of them." "It sucks all of their blood." "It's a monster!" "This is the Devil's work." "Tear down the bridge!" "[creaking]" "[gasps]" "[gasps]" "Ha!" "Huh?" "Nando, hang on!" "Yeah." "What is it?" " No!" " [sighs]" " This can't be!" " Come on!" "Let's cross over!" "We must confront the terrible beast!" "That monster attacked my village!" "And it's going to hunt us down one by one." "[growling]" "[gasps]" "Aah!" "[shrieking]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Ah, aah!" " [shrieking]" " Let's split up." "We'll meet on the other side of the dormitory." "Hey, I don't want to split up." "No, listen." "We should do what they say." "You go that way, I'll go this way." "Leo, can you keep talking to me?" "[roaring]" "Uh-huh, pipsqueak's gonna be really scared." "I'm gonna scare him so bad!" "[panting]" " Pipsqueak!" " [startles]" "Watch where you're going!" "[whooshing]" "[yells]" "Leo, you're too much!" "So are you!" "But now's just not the time." "I mean, you're too heavy for me." "Hey, since this could be the end," "I just have a little something to confess." "I want to make sure I go straight to Heaven." "You remember Cuco, that bunny rabbit you had?" "You mean the one that died?" "[giggles] Yeah, that's the one." "Well, it was kinda my fault." "What?" "But Cuco was my favorite rabbit!" "Hey, it was an accident!" "I gave him bubble gum." "Why bubble gum?" "Rabbits don't eat bubble gum, you big dummy!" "You were always such a bully." "[growling]" "Aah!" "[rifle cocks]" "Against the wall!" "Turn around!" "Heh-hey!" "Where do you think you're going?" "[laughs] [screeching]" "Aah!" "Uh!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Uhh!" " Grab him!" " Get him!" "Wait!" "I'm Leo." "No!" "It took my little brother!" "Hit it harder!" "[laughs] Oh, Leo, are you okay?" "No, I'm not, thanks to you." " Huh?" " That one was for Cuco." "[crinkling]" "The blueprint of the monastery!" "I know you're upset about my cousin." "But I warned you, she's a Capricorn, and they're ferocious." "You never mentioned anything about that." "And besides..." "Why would I ever listen to you?" "I know my way around the ladies." "Mm-hmm!" "You don't know squat!" "You ruined my life!" "You have been nothing but trouble since we met!" " I'm tired of you." " But we're buddies, man!" "Mm-hmm!" "Mm-hmm!" "It's over!" "I'm through." " But..." " I am through!" " But I..." " Well, I'm waiting!" "Either you do it, or I will." "I'll keep looking for Teodora." "Mm?" "Oh.." "No, I want to be alone." "[squeaking] [sniffling] He'll get over his little fit..." "I hope." "Like, I'm so sorry I didn't accept your friend request, but I only accept friend requests from people that I know, and I don't know you." "Hello?" "I'm talking to you!" "[laughs] Master will be very pleased with me!" "And you, why are you here?" "I come from a town where Natikary protected the harmony of the Earth." "It was many years ago." "Our grandparents' ancestors used their special magic to create the Iyari and make an alliance with the Natikary so that they would bring fertility and plentiful crops to the Earth." "We had lived like that for many years until a man came along and tricked all of us with his lies." "He used the Iyari's magic to capture and sell the Natikarys as if they were dogs." "All except for one, who fought and fought until it was captured along with its cub." "After that man took the last of the Natikary, the balance was lost." "[sighs]" "I ended up here, following its trail." "But then I fell right into Cacomixtle's trap!" " And you?" " Actually, I shouldn't be here." "I came as a huge favor to one of my BFFs." "He said he was looking for some kind of super ugly beast, and I mean, like, not cute at all!" " Wait, what animal?" " The Chupirul!" "The, no, no, no..." "The Chewpacca." "No, no, no, the Chu..." " The Chupacabras?" " Yes, that one!" "Do you know it?" "Well, we call it the Natikary." "Teodora!" "Teodora!" "Do you hear that?" "My friends are here to save me." "Teodora!" "Teodora!" "[laughs]" "Ugly rat, you have no idea what you got yourself into." "Like, zero idea." "Those colorful puppies are wolves in sheep's clothing, and they're my pals." "I mean, you can't tell by looking at them, but they're karate pros!" "You don't know how many behinds those guys have kicked!" "You're in big trouble." "Oh!" "Yeah." "You'll be very helpful indeed, little girl." " Aah!" " No, wait!" "Don't hurt her, please!" " [pop] - [screams]" "Aah... [evil laughter]" "There must be another way out." "Oh, to the side of the baptism fountain, there's something." "It looks like a tunnel." "It will not work." "We can't go there." " Why not?" " It's Chupacabras territory." "All those who've gone through it are dead now." "Look!" "This here is an aqueduct." "All right, I think we can escape that way." "Escape to certain death?" "How dare you give out orders after single-handedly causing the death of your entire regiment?" "[gasps]" "Don't say that ever again!" "The Captain gave his life for Zitácuaro!" "We rescued him from certain death!" "And they were just kids." "Let's go." "Who's there?" "Alebrije?" "Teodora, you scared me." "I thought it was the cops..." "I mean, a monster." "Hey, come on." "No need to be mean!" "I know they're useless, but don't mistreat them!" " Just guide them." " Do I know you?" "Of course I know you!" "We're good buddies." "Listen, you hippie, let me be clear." "I don't know you," "I don't want to get my hair braided, or get a henna tattoo, or get a piercing or anything!" "Whoa, there, chill your chakras, girl!" "Chakras?" "[Laughs] You're so cute!" "Oh, I'm choking." "Went down the wrong pipe." "[laughing]" "Very well done, little girl!" "Master will be very proud of Cacomixtle." "Huh?" "Uh!" "Hmm!" "Take it easy, buddy, your collection will be fully complete soon enough." "Oh, forget about the little skulls." "I have lots of little skulls!" "[sinister laughter]" "But we need another Alebrije." "[straining with effort]" "Cosio, Sanchez, put your guns down!" "We've been attacked." "Attacked by the Chupacabras!" "Where is the aqueduct?" "There is no aqueduct here, sir." "Of course there is." "Where's the aqueduct?" "What are you doing, boy?" "Here it is!" "[Nando] This is a really bad idea." "Let's go back and attack the Chupacabras." "You know this area." "Aren't those the Sierra Mountains over there?" "If we cross over, we'll be safe." "Come on, guys!" "Hurry up before we're hanged as deserters." "Hello, hello!" "Doggie, come over here!" "Come." "I have a bone just for you!" "Where are you?" "Don't hide, silly little puppy!" "Come on, doggie, come here!" "Come!" "Want me to scratch your belly?" "Are you scared of talking to me, little pup?" "Well, no." "The thing is I think you believe that I think that you don't know me and you want to finish me off!" "Whoa!" "You're a smart little cookie, aren't you?" "I'm not going down without a fight." "I already ruined one friendship..." "I won't lose another one." "[beeping]" "Grr!" "[squiggly noise]" "Super cool girls, four!" "Lame graveyard pets, zero." "[laughs] [gasps] Give me that!" "You will be sorry for the rest of your life!" "No, Teodora, you're not evil." "You are good." "You know, kind of annoying, but good." "Look here." "Don't you remember?" "I don't know where you got that from, but we have to delete them." "Aah!" "Burn them!" "I look awful!" "Oh, I have a double chin!" "You know what, I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice." "[singing in Spanish]" "[huffs]" "[singing in Spanish]" "[both singing in Spanish]" "[both crying] [both singing in Spanish]" "Oh, heavens, what did I do?" "No, don't worry." "You're forgiven." "No!" "It's unforgivable." "I can't believe it!" "Oh, no!" "I just got a few scrapes." "I was wearing Chinese knockoff eyeglasses." "What's wrong with me, Alebrije?" "You are back, Teodora!" "Where did I go?" "Forget about that." "You and I have a mission to do." "We must rescue our friends." "And I have a plan." "[ominous music]" "Hey, kid, you watch out for the crevice." "Huh?" "Well, the worst thing that can happen is that you fall." "[grunts]" "[dragging] [whooshing] [gasps]" "There's something in the fog, Sergeant." "Right there!" "[gunshots] [screams]" " [gasping] - [clattering]" "Wait, hang on." "[screams]" "Huh?" "It's here..." "It's here!" "Assume combat positions, men." "We don't have much ammunition." "This is our only chance." "[tense music]" "[whooshing]" "There it is!" "Hold your fire!" "Shh." " [screeching] - [screaming]" "[screams]" " Watch out, watch out!" " [screeching]" "Come on!" "Aah!" "[grunts]" " [screeching] - [screaming]" " Listen, you!" " [growls] [grunts] [screeches] [panting]" " Let's go." " Let's turn back." "But we are so close." "So then what... what should we do, continue or turn back?" "We'll continue." " [thud]" " Ah!" "[cracking] [thud]" "Let's turn back, men!" "[exciting music]" "Puma, Puma, what are you doing?" "Jump!" "You coward." "[yelling]" "Quick, jump!" "[grunting]" "Aah!" "[screaming]" "[growling]" "[screaming]" "[straining] [creature growls]" "No!" "[screaming]" "[sniffles]" "We really have to keep moving." "[straining] [sad music]" "[creature screeching]" "Did you understand the plan?" "Obvi." "I'll just, like, put my glasses on." "But, wait, are they still under a spell?" " No." " Oh, okay." " So I just pretend I'm evil, right?" " Under a spell." " We'll catch that hamster..." " Cacomixtle." " And then free the riff-raff..." " They are my friends." "...and boom!" "Mission accomplished." "On the front page news, baby!" "Yes!" "[Chuckles] Okay, now tie me up, and don't forget your glasses here." "[blows]" "I have powers, I have powers." "Concentrate, man." "[groans] [angry groan] [pained groan]" " What are you doing?" " I want to get out of here so I can discover the secret of the Chupacabras." "So you are looking for it, too?" "You know where it is?" "No, the only one who knows that is Teodora." "Why do you want it?" "I want to protect it and save my people." "[door opening]" " Hmm?" " Huh?" " [laughs]" " Hmm." "Hmm. [Laughs]" "When Master gets back, he'll be full of joy to see that his collection has grown so much. [Laughs]" "Where there is oppression, there will never be any joy." "So do you wanna know where there is joy?" " There's joy at shopping malls!" " [grunts]" " There's joy at all-night sales!" " [grunts]" " And at exclusive pre-sales for members only!" " [Grunts]" "You're mistaken, Teodora." "There's no joy to be found in material things." "Joy lies in the moments that we share with the people that we love." "You see?" "That's what joy's all about." "If we can elude the Chupacabras, we could escape through the tunnel Puma told us about under the baptismal fountain." "The hard part will be getting into the church." "That's where the blonde guy died and... and the others also." "Why don't we make this fall on him?" "Hmm!" "Okay, chubby." "So how can we bring these walls down?" "Well, if we pull down some beams and prepare the columns... with just a few good blows, it'll all come crashing down." "On top of the Chupacabras!" "Well, that's the plan." "But how... how will we lure it in here?" "One of us will get close to the chapel." "When it comes, we will open fire, giving the decoy time to get out." "When it's inside..." "Another one lures him into the exact spot where we want him." "Then we all come out and make the roof collapse." "I can distract it." "No, no, you stay with me and I'll protect you." "You and you, compadres, will be on the right side." "And us two on the left." "So, uh, who will be the first decoy?" "[suspenseful music]" "You?" "I'm the smallest one here, so it'll be easier for me to slip away." "Besides, they have all the guns." "No, we'll go together." "It's going to work, you'll see." "[laughs]" " [coughs]" " They're gonna cook us like chicken!" "Wait, like chicken... the delicacy of the common man?" "I mean, I'd hate to spend my life eating chicken wings, chicken legs, chicken thighs, being overweight all the time" " with no nice clothes that fit!" " [groans]" " Shopping at flea markets." " Aah!" "Can you imagine dying without ever having known what it feels like to buy nice perfume from Paris without looking at the price tag?" "I'll miss you all so much!" "The eyeglasses!" " The hippie girl says..." " Juanita." "Fine, Juanita, the hippie, says that Chupacabras aren't evil." "It's only defending itself because they took its family." "And he's the one who tricked us." "Wait, who, the little teddy bear?" "[Together] No!" "Okay, okay, just tell me who it was." "The guy in the poster wearing the costume!" "[man] The Wondrous Circus of Dr. Merolick." "Hmm, I know I've seen this ugly face somewhere before." "I mean, obviously, how could I forget?" "Ah!" "Of course, this guy is with Leo!" "You guys know what?" "I have to go and warn him ASAP!" "[grunts] [gasps] [laughs]" "Cacomixtle does not like traitors." "[gasps] [coughing]" "Ha ha!" "Cacomixtle is so happy!" " [whimpering] - [sneezes]" "It's time to get rid of you!" "[growls] [laughs]" "Whoa!" "[Grunts]" " No!" " That's it, bony heads!" "[Laughing]" "Cacomixtle is in trouble." "[groans]" "Huh?" "[exciting music] [grunting]" "[grunts]" "Ah!" "Ah!" "[grunting]" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "[screams]" "You must use your strength." "[strains]" "That's it!" "Yeah!" "[straining]" "[cracking]" "[whimpering] [screams]" "[laughs]" "[groans] [growls]" "[whimpers]" "Look, compadre, if we save you, will you bring Teodora back to normal?" "Yes, yes, I swear." "Do it, do it!" "[groans] [whimpering]" "Do it, do it!" "We're running out of time!" " [blows] - [coughs]" " [blows] - [coughs]" " [blows]" " Hey..." "Now honor your promise and break the spell you cast on Teodora." "You sure you don't want her to stay like this?" "If she stays that way, she'll be fine, right?" "Well, it is pretty tempting, huh?" " Hmm!" " [offended grunt]" "Ha!" "Cacomixtle always keeps his promises." "That's all it took?" "We didn't need David Copperfield." "[grunts] Who left me stiffer than a pizza that's been sitting out for two weeks, huh?" "Who?" "Listen, and I mean it, sneaky rat, you better bring it down a notch or two, or I'll pluck you like an old feather duster, do you hear that?" "Wait a second." "If the Iyari isn't here, where is it?" "[uncomfortable chuckle]" "Master has it around his neck." "My people's future is in your hands." "Find the Iyari and save the Chupacabras." "Duh!" "But how do I do that?" "The Iyari is made of two parts." "Put them together, and you will break the spell." "[poof]" "Is the plan clear?" "Step outside the church." "When the Chupacabra arrive, you come back here and we'll shoot it." "And you, wait by the door to lure it in here." "Garcia will be waiting." " Understood?" " Loud and clear, buddy!" "Once we've lured it inside, we run outside and tear down the roof." "And the Chupacabra dies?" "No, but it'll buy us enough time to escape through the tunnel." "Ready?" "See you in the church." "[ominous music]" "Hey, you can do it, pipsqueak." "Don't call me pipsqueak, okay?" "Hey, boys, if the rest of us don't come out, close the chapel, run away, and don't look back." "Pipsqueak." "Yeah." "[eerie chittering]" "[exertion grunt] [eerie chittering]" "[gasps] [crying out]" "This way!" "Come on, like a bull!" "Do it now!" "Come on, do it!" "[groans]" "Compadre, help me!" "Help!" "[men screaming]" "[eerie chittering]" "Huh?" "Hey, wait, where are you going?" " It's that old man." " [gasp]" "He looks a lot younger." " [eerie chittering] - [gasps]" " Where are the others?" " They're dead!" "The others are all dead!" "Did you find the tunnel?" "[creature shrieking]" "[bellowing shriek]" "[exertion grunts]" " Here it is!" " [man] Help us!" " Huh?" " Huh?" "[man] Hey, kids, help us!" "Help us!" "[thud]" "Huh?" " Aah!" " I told you we should attack the Chupacabras!" "[groaning]" "Of course, it's here for its family." "And it wants to kill me." "[creature shrieks]" "But I won't let it happen." "All I wanted was to earn a few bucks showing these abominable beasts to the world in the great Circus of Wonders!" "Leo, Leo, buddy!" "You have no idea what..." "What... what happened to me!" "Dude!" "I leave you alone for five minutes, and look at the mess that you made!" "Teodora, I need your help." "[gasps] [creature shrieks]" "[Teodora gasps]" "Leo, Leo, this is the last favor that I'll do for you." "Don't get me wrong, but it's messing up my skin and my hair." "I mean, I look awful." "On the other hand, I mean, it is true," "I've been a lot of places and met a lot of friends." "[gasps] Hey, I have something to tell you!" "Hey there, cutie!" "Don't you remember me?" "No." "[gasps] Nando!" "No, not Nando, Fernando!" "He's kind of cute, but I'm, like, not sure." "Maybe." "Oh, and he recognized me!" "Oh, oh, now I remember!" "Leo, Leo, the old man has the Iyari you need to break the spell." "Take it from him and put it together with the other half." "Oh, I said it right!" "I cannot believe it!" "Die!" "Ow!" "No, wait, Puma, no!" "Okay, fine." "Where are the others?" "What happened to this guy?" "Mommy?" "Daddy!" "They hit him on the head." "Grandpa!" "Take him to the infirmary." "Clearly, the thing that you Mexicans need is a firm hand." "Execute them immediately." "[soldier] Turn around, come on!" " Battalion!" " Leo, Leo, look!" "It's not a good time right now." "I'm about to die, Teodora!" "[laughing] Of course not, Leo!" "Stop fooling around!" " Something always happens..." " Get ready!" " ...when they're about to..." " Steady!" "[screaming] Leo!" "[soldier] Fire!" "You can't defeat us!" "Ready, men?" "Attack!" "[overlapping shouts]" "Attack them!" "Fire at will!" "Hurry up, Leo, grab that thing from his neck!" "Hey, the amulet!" "I'd rather die than see that beast free!" " [groans]" " Where to?" "No!" "You will pay for this!" "[Leo] Where's the other half?" "[overlapping shouts]" "[groans]" "[groans]" "Ahh!" "[gasps]" "Huh?" "[bellowing roar]" "[soft shriek] [groans] [shriek]" "Hey, over here!" "Huh?" "[chittering]" "Huh?" "[rumbling sound]" "Huh?" "[grunts]" "[gasping]" "[crying out]" "Aah!" "Aaahhhh!" "Aaahhh!" "[screaming]" " Huh?" " He did it!" "[laughing and cheering]" "You two, surrender!" "Huh?" "[laughing]" "At your service, Captain!" "[muttering]" "[both gasp] [groans] [soft, raspy growl] [gasps] [chittering]" "[soft groan]" "Huh?" "[chuckles] [both laugh] [creatures chittering]" "[man] Three cheers for Captain Galeana!" " Captain Galeana!" " Hurrah!" " Viva!" "Viva!" " [men cheering] ...just a few bucks, a little money... [groans]" "I am prepared to be executed along with my battalion." "You're prepared to be taken before Viceroy Villegas, and hand him this message from General Morelos." "It's a formal request for him to resign and spare our homeland from more bloodshed." "That is never going to happen!" "You'd be better off abiding by the law and executing all of us!" "Indeed, we all know about your law here." "All right, get going." "Don't stop until you reach the city." "[Merolick cackles]" "So you two are brothers?" " Yes, sir." " Yes, sir!" "Mexico needs youngsters like you." "General, my grandma..." "I mean our grandma..." "Is in Puebla waiting for us to come and see her." "But we mean it, if you let us, we promise to come join the cause afterward." "We swear." "We would like permission to go and visit our grandma." "Did you hear this kid?" "No one's ever rejected me like that." "[laughter]" "All right." "Your wish is granted, boys." "But before you leave..." "I'm sure Captain Mandujano would have wanted you to have it." "Viva Mexico." "Viva Mexico." " Viva Mexico!" " Viva Mexico!" "And now, what will I call you?" " What do you mean?" "Leo." " What's this?" "What are these four whiskers here, growing under your nose?" "Enough!" "I know, I'll call you Four-Whiskers!" "[laughter]" " Ah, yeah, I'm the best!" " Yeah, right, Black Beard!" "Off to Puebla to see Grandma, Four-Whisker" "[Galeana] Let's go, guys." "There's still a lot of work to be done." "[Teodora humming]" " I'm so bored!" " Have a little patience!" "He's right, Teodora." "Can we get this over with, please?" "Hey, you promised to let me give you a makeover." "Stay still!" " There we go." "All done!" " Let's see!" " Oh, my God!" " What?" "It's that bad?" "No way, you look great." "Come on, give me a little pout." "You promised!" "Yes!" "That's it!" "Now you look like you're a little confused." "Perfect." "Stay like that." "Don't you move a muscle." " Selfie!" " Hey, Teodora, what is that thing?" " Oh, my eyes, they hurt!" " You blinded me!" "[overlapping chatter] [horse whinnies]"