" Everything under control?" " Yes." " What's that?" " The bucket?" "Benedikt said he was uncomfortable." "He's coming because I begged him." "And he tends to overcompensate." "Yes, last time was special." "But what's with those?" "The place mats?" "A psychological trick." "If people sense children are around, they tend to behave." " We might not even need the bucket." " Good." " What is it?" " Nothing." "You get that, I'll check the food." " Hi." "You forget that I don't drink?" " No, not at all." " Am I late?" " No, Marianne isn't here yet." " I'm glad you could make it." " I'm a no-no-yes man." "I always say no first, then build my way up to a yes." " But you have to start with a no?" " Yeah." "Just so I don't feel guilty." " Into the inner sanctum?" " Yes." " And this is my seat?" " Say good night to Uncle Benedikt and Dag." "See you tomorrow." "We'll fry some bacon." "Lovely." "Good night." " You're getting good at it." " At what?" "Being a father." "Sure." "Except to my own child." " Bad luck." "Trine is..." " Let's talk about something else." "Is that bucket there because of last time?" "That was a different version of me." "Incapable of saying no." "I still go on benders, but tonight is about survival." "Is it that bad?" "I have absolutely nothing." "No home, job or visitation rights, no self-respect or will to live." "Look on the bright side." "It can't get any worse." "I'll leave the bucket, just in case." "We can thank animals for some of our best childhood memories." " Need some help?" " Please." "If you grab there, I'll grab here." "How many dead animals have passed through here?" "This is the elephant's graveyard of pigs and turkeys." "They come here to be the focal point of a culinary experience." "Just a tiny taste." " A tad more salt?" " Yeah!" " Have you heard from Marianne?" " Not yet." " No text message?" " No." "We can't leave him in there alone." " Ready?" " I've got it." "Yes." "Wow!" "You need any help?" " No, we're good." " This is so impressive!" "All those drugs, yet he managed to produce 60 albums in 23 years!" "That's like running a marathon on a quart of liquor." "I heard Elvis was prescribed 5000 pills during his last seven months." "Do the math!" "Have you downed anything else, besides that bottle?" "I took a Valium." "I was uncomfortable, so..." "You know that feeling." "I'll call Marianne." "Something tells me we should eat pretty soon." "I know it's hopeless, but could you try to take it easy?" "This evening needs to go well We've hit a rough patch." "And I have a... surprise." "Marianne can't make it, so..." "She's here now." " Her boyfriend was still..." " Her boyfriend?" "Well, it isn't me." "I'm right here." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "That's OK." "Would you like to come in?" "No, no." "If you're a friend, I insist you come in." "We're just about to eat." "And let me apologize for our inebriated guest." "He's very nice, but rather fond of girls." "Dag, the food's getting cold!" "She said she was a friend of yours." "So I figured..." "Is something wrong?" "No." "Well, this is..." "Who is this, actually?" "This is..." "Juanita." "She understands Norwegian because her mother is Danish." "Oh, so she's told you that?" "How nice of you to decide to understand Norwegian today." " Am I missing something here?" " No, I just..." "Well..." "Why don't you have a seat?" "Shit..." "How do you know Eva?" "That's great." "I'll give Eva a hand." " Nonsense." " You have to stay!" "Could I borrow our guest for a minute?" "Keep walking." "Do you know what's going on?" "No." "But I'm not exactly in touch with my feelings right now." "Valium isn't exactly a road map on how to read a room." "But isn't she incredibly cute?" "Gorgeous?" "What the hell do you want?" "The son you told me to go to hell with?" "The one you chose not to keep?" "What's his name?" "What's his name?" "!" "I figured as much." "Now you've seen him." "Is everything all right?" "Let's eat." "There you go." "The turkey was delicious." "Fantastic." "Anyone up for a little..." "Are you familiar with Norwegian liquor?" "It may seem a little harsh if you haven't tasted it before." "Of course!" "I'm a huge fan of girls who like to drink." "I like people who can hold their liquor." "Gravy?" "How did you find me?" "My address is unlisted." "I transferred your phone to this address." "You're not great at paying bills, so I figured I could take car of that." "Cheers!" "Cheers." "Excuse me." "I just need to..." "I have never heard anything so condescending!" ""Not great at paying bills"?" "Why don't you explain this instead?" "This is..." "Leon's father." "Yes, his name is Leon!" " So..." "Her?" "You?" " Yup." "Back then you wanted nothing to do with him, and now it's too late!" "But you're a girl." "No, he's equipped with a good-sized dick." "And balls." "That's right." "You got rid of them." "Do you still think I need taking care of?" " Nah..." " So you've had the operation?" "The dick." "Right." "So her penis has been inside you?" "That's how it tends to work, Dag." "This is one great party!" "I'm loving it." "Another shot?" "Always room for one more." "Look at that!" "A manicure." " Christ!" " Look!" "This say a lot about how a girl takes care of herself in general." " Benedikt, don't..." " It's a compliment!" "Compliments make the world a better place." "Complimenting people on their car or house is expected." "But with the body, it takes on other connotations." "You, for example Dag, have great calves." "You do." "And Juanita here   has lovely, delicate, feminine hands." " My pleasure." "See?" " I think it's time for more wine." " White or red?" " White." "We should be allowed to say things..." "I think I'll go out and inspect the wine list, OK?" " What are you doing?" " Doing?" "She's extremely cute, Dag!" " But she isn't..." " I'm in love." "I'm head over heels in love." "An hour ago, I had nothing." "For a brief moment last night I actually considered downing the rest of my Valium " " You..." " I'm serious." "It may sound corny, but remember those teen crushes?" "When just biking by a girl's window would make your heart race?" "Just knowing that she was in there?" "That' show I feel know." "I can't remember feeling like this in ages." "What were you going to say?" " Nothing." " You sure?" " You said you had a surprise?" " Now's not the time." "Come on." "I'll be fun." "Last time you didn't act, you end up in rehab." "Surprises are always fun!" "White wine, ladies?" "Fuck it!" "This is really delicious." "Hi, Dag." " Eh..." " What is it?" "Well, I just..." "I thought..." "You're acting very strange, Dag." "I expected my sister to be here." "But the atmosphere has been a little weird tonight." "And so I figured maybe it's a good time after all." "Maybe it's good that the mood is weird." "Christ, I am way outside my comfort zone right now." "Will you marry me?" "What the fuck...?" "That was..." "That was a surprise." "Eva?" " Benedikt, could you get that?" " Yes, sir!" "I can still do cartwheels!" " Look!" " No, no, no!" "Dag's probably just been housecleaning." "Let me get the door." "Eva?" "Is something wrong?" "Did I do something wrong?" "I'm fine, Dag." "I just need a couple of minutes." "OK." "Shit..." "Come on in!" " My brother!" " Hello, sis." "This is Derussey, my boyfriend." "OK." "All right." "Have a seat." " Where is Eva?" " Eva is... in the bathroom." " Would you like some wine?" " Please." "He's a marijuana grower." " Fantastic stuff." " I see." "I think it's about time to retire." " Do you have to go?" " Mhm." "Sorry we're so late." "Are you OK?" "Can I walk you somewhere?" "I've lived more in the last year than in my previous 35." " And is this Oompa Loompa your guru?" " Him?" "No!" "He's only part of it." "And he's incredibly well-hung." " Incredibly...?" " Well-hung." "It took some time for my body to adapt." "I couldn't wear a bikini." "I was so open, I whistled like a pan flute." "OK?" " When he's way deep inside me..." " We're leaving now." " Yeah, OK." " So, thank your for this evening." "Goodbye." "Do you have any chocolate?" "I get the munchies from..." "You can check if I have anything in the kitchen." " You still have insomnia?" " I never sleep much." " Let me have a Tolvon." " A Tolvon?" "Sure." "Excellent." "Thanks." "I'm going to bed." "Make yourselves at home."