"We'll hit the tobacconist." "On Wednesdays he's got receipts from the State football pool stored." "We'll wait till the night watchman's gone." "We'll disguise ourselves and try not to attract attention." "We'll cut a hole in the window." "Keld will get a glasscutter and tape." "Benny will be on the look-out." "I know, I know." "We'll tape the glass before knocking it in." "Should anything go wrong, then do not run away from the scene." "Walk away casually, as if you had nothing to do with it." "Well, until the next time, Olsen." " And that probably won't be long." " I should think so." "Are you planning to mend your ways?" "That would certainly be nice." "Do you have a match?" "The same goes for you two." "I'll keep an eye on the three of you." "I'd love to put you back behind the "iron curtains"." " You don't fool around with me." " My matches." " Pardon?" " My matches, please." "I'm so sorry." "I was not going to..." "Sorry." "Never mind." " Life hasn't been easy." " Don't worry." "Egon's here." "We've had a confirmation dinner." "That's quite expensive, you know." "And then Yvonne had the baby." "She had to stay home for four weeks." "And Birger started at school." "If Benny hadn't won at the races..." " I won 400 kroner." " Take it easy." "I've got big plans." " Really?" " You can count on Egon." " Cheers." "We've missed you." " Sure." "But Egon's got..." " Quiet!" "How are things here?" " You still have a place to stay." "Conny has counted the days for the last two years." " Customers." " This early?" "Your wife wanted you to call home." "Immediately." "If you're pulling my leg I'll..." "Egon, you son of a gun." "Welcome home." "I think you've shrunk." "Didn't the bastards feed you?" " Are you tired?" " Not at all." "Just a moment." " Could you spare a coin?" " Sure." "There." "I don't care if it's for old times' sake." "You stay away from that honky tonk." "Where do you get the money for that?" "Free?" "There's no free beer." "And how can you bring the baby there?" "She's fine." "She's sleeping like a little angel." "Of course I will." "Just a moment." "A big bag of washing powder." "Two bunches of parsley." "How about some cake?" "No, that was a stupid idea." "Keld." "Benny." "Let's have a meeting." "Keld!" "You're not going upstairs!" "PEDICURE" " Long time no see." " You haven't changed a bit." " You're a little pale." " You'll have to fatten him up." " Welcome home." " Where's Ulla?" " At work." " She's our starlet." "She's my fiancée..." "I'm her agent." " How about a drink?" " No, no." "Get lost, girls." "We have to talk business." "Come on, Keld." " Yvonne is waiting..." " We have to talk." " I knew it was important." " Yes, of the utmost importance." "How would you like to be millionaires?" " What do you mean?" " I've got a solid scam." " We could use some petty cash." " Wake up." "I'm talking millions here." " Well, I better..." " Stop interrupting, Keld." " It's an international deal." " Pornography?" " Pornography?" " Ulla is going to shoot a film abroad." " No, no, no!" "No..." "But it is bloody good." "Can I help you?" "It's easy to get what you want." "Everything's arranged by topics." "This is the department for women and men, men and women." "And this is women and women." "And that's men and men." "And over there is our latest item:" "Animals and things like that." " What can I do for you, my boy?" " Donald Duck, please." " I'll have to talk to my agent." " What?" "With your talents and gifts?" " I promised to consult him." " The whole world wants you." "Don't waste those assets." "What a broad!" "She's got star quality." "That's what everybody's looking for." "Sorry." "The gentlemen get overexcited when they've been in here too long." " Why, that's you." " Yes." "Do you want my autograph?" "Police." "Come with me." "We have to shape up." "We need more class." "I've studied international methods." "We had books and films in prison." " I'll have to go home." " And I have to see Ulla." " This time they won't get us." " Bloody good." "We always get our man." "Crime does not pay." "Better to stop at the start." "Let's drop the masks and the cards." "We'll get the crooks soon." "They'll be trapped." "There'll be no foul-up." "You claim that the man in the picture is your fiancé." "But he couldn't have taken the picture while he was... he was..." " How do you explain that?" " Self-release." "Mortensen." "Yes, sir." "I'm interrogating a witness." "We've just finished." "I got some useful information." "I'll come right away, sir." "You can leave now." "And let that be a lesson to you." "You lucky bastard." "Did you get some new magazines?" " What did he want?" " I really don't know." " He can't just..." " He was kind of cute." "You know this contract..." "They've offered me 5,000." " Forget it." "I've got other plans." " What plans?" "We need more class." "We'll start our own business." " How?" " I'll be a millionaire soon." " Are you sure?" " You bet." "Egon's got a scam." " It's a very important job." " But my case..." " I'll take care of that." " I've got an interesting lead." " What is this all about?" " This." "The imperial centerpiece." "One of the Hohenzollern jewels." "It's the main attraction at the German Cultural Fair." " It's worth 12 million kroner." " What is it supposed to be?" "The virgin of Lorelei is the center of the work." "She's made of solid gold." "She has the Van Hauen diamond in her right hand." "Beneath her runs the Rhine with waves of pearls and emeralds." "Above her is a gold sacrificial bowl." "Emperor Wilhelm II is said to have kept his dentures in it." "This is not just about money, but also strong national sentiments." "We can't allow anything to go wrong." "It could have dire consequences." "The Minister has requested that one of my best men guard it." " And that's you, Mortensen." " Thank you, sir." "I have great confidence in you." "The Minister is following up on this." "God be with you." "All doors and windows are secure." "The main system has been checked." "There is no parking out front." "We have a clear view of the street." "And the show case..." "In the hope that this will strengthen the bond of friendship between us,   it's an honor and a privilege to declare this exhibition open." "It's an entirely new device." "At the slightest touch the case will descend into a vault." "The alarm goes off, and the doors close." "The alarm will sound at the station and at the German Embassy." "I dare say that nothing can happen." "Who would attempt to steal it?" "It's an easy job, Mr.." "Mortensen." "You can monitor everything from here." " Is that really worth 12 million?" " Shut up." "Don't touch." "Forget it, Olsen." " Why, Mr. Mortensen." " You can't pull it off, Olsen." " I beg your pardon?" " This is not a job for amateurs." " You're totally mistaken." " We're just looking at the exhibits." " It's very interesting." " It isn't illegal to be cultural." "Say, Olsen..." "Remember that I'll be here all the time." " Majorca?" "Are you serious?" " Yes, we pretend to go on vacation." "I've always wanted to go there." "But Keld never could afford it." " Ulla is coming, too." " No." "No women." "Women always screw things up." " But I promised her." " Am I not going either?" " And how about the kids?" " Please, honey..." "It's the chance of a lifetime." "We'll be millionaires." "If I'm not going, Keld isn't going." "I have to put up with all this, and then I don't..." " All right, all right..." " Ulla too?" "Bloody good." "We leave Wednesday at 3:45 pm." "Benny will take care of the tickets." "I can't make it by Wednesday." "I don't have any clothes to wear." " It has to be Wednesday." " You can't do this to me." "No, no, no." "Try to understand." "We're talking millions here." "We have to show some class." "We need determination and courage." "Is it dangerous?" "Then I won't let Keld get involved." "No, it's not dangerous." "But we have a lot to do." " Every second counts." " I'll go check my wardrobe." " Timing is of the utmost importance." " Pardon?" "We have to be precise." "We'll pull it off Wednesday." "We'll be at the airport before they notice anything." "Everything must be planned in detail." "Each of us will get an assignment." "Benny will arrange the cars." "We'll need your car and Conny's." " Keld, your job will..." " You'll have to go to the laundromat." "You have to go to the shoemaker's." "There are so many things to do." " 9 minutes and 27 seconds." " I can go much faster." "26 seconds." "13 metres." "They say the highway has to pass through here." "That car is a real banger." " That's dynamite." " Isn't that dangerous?" "We make a hollow charge." "Then we just need a small charge." " We'll try a hundred grams." " Bloody good, Egon." " Five grams should do the trick." " Good." "Knippelsbro, 3:12, the water tower, 1:40, and the highway 2:20..." "That's it." "Everything has been checked." "Synchronized watches." "And a schedule." "To be followed meticulously." " Pardon?" " Any questions?" " Can I get perfume on the plane?" " I want my dividers." " I have a geometry assignment." " But we're leaving tomorrow." " So you say." "I doubt it." " We must concentrate or fail." " That's what I mean." " Birger, please." "Let's see..." "The girls will wait at the airport." " Did you get the tickets?" " We just have to pick them up." "They cost 4,398 kroner." " How much?" " Eight tickets: 4,398 kroner." " Did you pay for them?" " No, are you crazy?" "If we had that kind of money we wouldn't have to do this." " Why didn't you pay?" " But how?" "It was your job to get tickets." "Did you think they were free?" " I don't have any money." " Then you could get some." "Of course." "I've got it." "I'll talk to Ulla." " Hansen, is Ulla here?" " Yes." "Just a moment." "I've been thinking about the contract." "Sign it and get the 5,000." "What a nice fur coat." "Where did you get that?" " I already signed the contract." " Did you..?" "I just had to have it." "You understand..." " Well?" " No go." "Just a moment." "Hansen, for old times' sake..." "Could we borrow, say, 4,398 kroner?" " 4,000 then?" " I never lend people money." "Then there's only one thing to do." "No, not that." "No." " I knew it." " Are you awake already?" " Just go back to sleep." " Goodnight, Birger." "You forgot something." "That's pretty smart, Birger." "Stop that racket." "You're waking up baby." "What are you doing here?" "They got caught." "As usual." "They tried to steal my bankbook." " We just wanted to borrow..." " Would you rob your own child?" "How can you steal from your own flesh and blood?" " But we're going to Majorca." " Not for my money." "Don't talk like that to your dad." "We all have to chip in." "The boy is a minor." "As parents you manage his affairs." "That's settled, then." "We start tomorrow at 3 pm sharp." "Good night." " What time is it?" " 3:15." "No, it's 3:12." " 13.5 metres." " That's it." "Quick!" "Damn it." "Hand me the hacksaw." "We'll have to cut again." "We'll never make it." "We'll just push it back up." " The tape measure." "Quick." " Keld, the tape measure." "Come on!" "13 metres." "Come on." "Touch the case, and you get this." "Ow!" "Dammit!" "Stop whining, Benny." " They should be here soon." " They'll never come." "Your dad keeps his promises." " We're over here." " Am I too late?" "I feel sick." "Don't worry." "I feel sick every time I go on a trip." " Bloody good." " I'm proud of you, boys." " You're a genius, Egon." " We're running 30 seconds late." " Why are you stopping?" " We're out of gas." "What?" "I just got a gallon." " What are we going to do?" " Hide it in the back." "Quick." "Dad'll help you." "Sit down." " You can't park here." " No." "We're going to catch a plane." "Can I see your driver's licence?" "What's this?" "Who set off the alarm?" "I didn't see them." "I was outside, sir." " I was writing out a parking ticket." " Well done." "I told you." "90 degree backlash, defective brakes, worn-out tread, no brake lights..." "Don't worry." "It's all a mistake." "Probably just a prank." " I'll have to call Bonn." " Don't worry." "It's okay." "I certainly hope so, Chief of Police." "Close the harbors and the airports." "Alert all police divisions." "The culprits must be found." "Keep me posted." "Day and night." "I'm coming." "Damn it." " What the hell do you want?" " I have a lead." "Look." "Why, this is pornography." "You wake me up to show me this?" " Come in here, Herman." " Yes." "What is this?" "A picture of a naked girl." "The young man is..." " I'm not blind." "But how..." " Self-release." " How can this be a lead?" " Look." " "To Benny." "Love, Ulla."" " This Benny left it in the cellar." " He's the one who..." " Who is he?" "He is a member of the Olsen Gang." "The Olsen Gang is behind this." "Nonsense." "This is the work of international gangsters." "I've already told the press so." " But they are old offenders." " We'll have to pick them up then." "Damn it." "Go ahead, Mortensen." "Keep me posted." "Hurry up, Mortensen." "Goodnight, sir." "Take it easy, sugarpie." "I'm coming now..." "Let's drop it." "Yvonne wants a divorce." " Ulla is not feeling well." " This is all your fault." " Don't take it like that." " You're a couple of nincompoops." "As soon as the women start whining, you get scared and give up." "Don't give up." "The battle's lost." "But we can still win the next." "One for all, and all for one." "But we have to take action now." " Bloody good, Egon." " Follow me, boys." "BEWARE OF THE DOG" "Come on." "It's too close to the police station." "POLICE PARKING" "Help!" "Help." "Do something." " Relax, Keld." " Look him straight in the eyes." "Lie absolutely still." "Who goes there?" "Bloody good." "Have you seen the papers, boys?" "You've made the headlines." "Where is he?" "Is he upstairs?" "Tell him that I've had enough." "He stole the boy's savings." "And now he's abandoned the baby to go visit those whores." "You can tell him that I've gone home to my mom." "Everything's packed anyway." ""The chief of police claims   that this is the work of professional foreign gangsters."" ""No Danish criminal would have the courage to commit such a crime."" " Mr. Bertelsen." " What does that idiot know?" " Filthy bastard." " As if foreigners were all that good." " Never mind." " We'll show them." "Let's go." "Where is he?" "Upstairs?" "There he is." "Listen, Ulla." "Don't worry..." " But, Ulla..." " You big baboon." " What's the matter?" " I'm pregnant." "You clumsy fool." " Really?" " They annulled my contract." "I had to send the coat back." "It's all screwed up." " But how..?" " It happened that night, you know." "I wasn't my fault." "The self-release messed up." "I think we all need a drink." "Cheers." "Yvonne told me to tell you" " What?" " She was quite upset." " Relax." " She's gone." " She got the baby carriage and left." " Take it easy, Keld." "The baby carriage?" "Follow them." "There you are." "Stop, in the name of the King." " Where are they?" "The Olsen Gang?" " Coming up." "Can you spare a coin?" "We'll catch up with her at one of the train stations." " How could she?" " Stop snivelling." " Never let the woman be the boss." " Don't put up with them." "We can't let them arrest the boys." "We'll have to do something." "Let's follow them, girls." " Don't worry." "He'll come around." " No." "I'll never see him again." "You can go get him." "I'll get them." "They are driving in a stolen car." "I still think it's a wild goose chase." "We have a strong lead in here." "We have our eyes on a colored man." "He's not really a negro." "More kind of swarthy." " Floor it." " It can't go any faster." " Did you fill it up?" " Damn it, no." " Fill her up." " But quick." "That'll be 47.50." " Do you have a phone?" " In there." "Hey!" "Stop!" "There they are." " Hurry." " This old junk pile won't go faster." " Boss..." " Let's do it." " Can we help you, mac?" " Thanks." " I live down there." " It's probably this one." " I'll try to start it." " Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "There they are." "Now what?" " There's no gas." " Lord have mercy..." "In the name of the King." " But that's not them." " It's a good thing you came." "We'll arrange a roadblock." "It's a Mercedes." "License number AL 24 834." "Over." " Could I just go take a..." " Not on your life." "Take a shortcut." "The cops are coming." "Mortensen speaking." "The car was empty?" "Send your men out." "I'm stuck here for a while." "Find them." "They're very dangerous." "Go get them." "They are dangerous." "So shoot first, ask questions later." "It is a buck." " Suck harder, Benny." " It tastes like shit." " Ulla loves you, Benny." " She does?" "Suck it!" "What did the old man say?" "Bang 'em first, ask questions later." "You are under arrest." "Everything you say will be used against you." "You thought you were smart." "But you don't fool me." "Get in." "This is H2." "This is Mortensen, sir." "I have just arrested..." "That's one of us." "Let 'em through." "That's the flying squad." "There they are." "Stop them." "I've arrested a suspicious person." "He was driving a brothel car with no muffler." "He claims to know you." "What a scoundrel." "Put him on." "Is that you, Mortensen?" "Shape up." "I can't be everywhere." "We have just arrested our suspect." "Open it." "Come on, Mom." "Stop it!" " That's our baby carriage." " Do you have a receipt?" "Receipt?" "No." "Come on, we need the baby carriage." " It belongs to us." " You have to produce the receipt." "Let's find Yvonne." "Is that really you, my love?" "Look, children." "It's Daddy." "Can you ever forgive me?" "It's so good to have Daddy back." "Now we'll go visit Grandma." " Do you have the receipt?" " The receipt?" " For the carriage." " Why?" " The guys are waiting and..." " The guys?" " They want to borrow the carriage." " Is that why you came?" " And I've been sitting here crying." " But I..." " You just come to steal the carriage." " We're going to be millionaires." "Tickets, please." "Are you paying for the two gentlemen?" " Me?" "No, but maybe my wife..." " I don't know this man." " But, honey..." " He claims to be a millionaire." "Birger and Borge, I'm your daddy, right?" "If you do not have travel documents you have to get off the train." "You cannot travel without tickets." " What are we going to do?" " Let's drop it." "Never." "I have a plan." "Get in the baggage car." "Mortensen speaking." "There is a train coming in, sir." "Stop." "In the name of the King." "Faster!" " Faster, you imbecile!" " It won't go any faster." " I've had enough." " Shut up." "It's not my fault." "I surrender." "I have a wife and children to support." "I'm innocent." " I just want to go home." " In the name... name..." " I'm tired of this foolishness." " You lousy amateur." " I'm going to be a father." " You're just too dumb." "Drive it yourself, then!" " Drive, you baboon." " No!" "Help!" "There's the ferry." "We cannot give up now." "This is the chance of a lifetime." "This is a dream come true." "We have suffered, sweated, and cried." "We have bled, fought, and toiled." "And we did it together." "United." "Don't give up." "The goal is in sight." "We hold the reward in our trembling, grateful hands." "Just look at this." "Benny, come back to me." "We got a flat in Brondbyoster." "You disappoint me, Mortensen." "Your reports have been misleading." "And now you had a piano accident." "This is outrageous." "I've had to do your work." "I have even solved your porn case." "Mortensen, you're back on the beat." "I will handle this case myself." "This is the police." "What?" "A piano truck?" "He wants to sell it for 5 kroner." "I just thought it might be stolen." "He needs money for a ferry ticket." "When does the ferry leave?" "In 7 minutes?" "I'm on my way." "Get him." "Dead or alive." "I found this package." "I'd like a receipt." "For the reward." "TWO YEARS LATER" "CRIME DOES NOT PAY" "LAW AND ORDER" "Run!" "English subtitles:" "SDI Media"