"Bye!" "That's it." "Eggs, bread, peanut butter..." "Didn't we buy all this stuff two days ago?" "Right." "You ate everything." "Good morning, Lilo." "Stitch!" "You know you're not supposed to eat coffee after that incident with the rooster." "No thank you, dear." "I just had my tetanus booster." "Your dog's thirsty." "I can bring him a bowl." "It's OK." "He just ate too much coffee." "It makes him disregulated." " Stitch!" " Looks like your weird dog needs to go to obedience school." " Yeah!" " Yeah!" "Stitch is obedient." "He just has a problem with coffee." "Stitch!" "Shut it off." "You have a dog?" "We prefer the term "fur person"." "I found her and her name is Gigi." "She's going to the National Junior Dog Show in Honolulu this weekend." "But you wouldn't know anything about dog shows." "I know everything about dog shows." "Stitch!" "Sorry." "It's the coffee." "Gigi's coiffure!" "Found it!" "Come on, Gigi." "Let's get you to the pet salon and away from the riff-raff!" "We're going to Honolulu." "Stitch is gonna be in a dog show." "As soon as he comes down off the java." "I can't go to Honolulu." "I'm too busy." "But we gotta go." "Myrtle bragged about taking Gigi to the Junior Dog Show in Honolulu and called us "riff-raff"." "That's bad, right?" "Why don't you just stay away from those girls?" "Because they're my friends." "People who are mean to you aren't your friends." "But they're the only ones I've got, besides Stitch." "I bet if Stitch wipes the floor with Myrtle's dog at the show," "Myrtle'll beg to be my friend!" "Lilo, to make a friend, you have to be a friend." "Not wipe the floor with their dog." "Why not letting little girl to go?" "What can it hurt?" " We will... how you say... chaperone." " You promise to watch her?" "As if she were precious treasure." "Crossing my heart." "I'll make sure she brushes her teeth, wears her seatbelt" " and never talks to rangers." " Strangers." "No?" "But some of the most interesting people to talk to are stra..." "Right." "No strangers." "Pretty please?" "I have been dying to see Honolulu!" "OK." "She can go." "Not to worry, larger girl." "We'll take very good care of small sibling." "Hey!" "Going out to catch a useless experiment, huh?" "Useless, perhaps, but this one should be easy." "Yeah right, halibut head." "That's what you said about" " the other two or three dozen." " But I have a new strategy." "Since the girl and the abomination always seem one step ahead of me," "I'll simply follow them." "Thunder shower." "Maybe Hamsterviel doesn't need this experiment." "He's in jail, anyway." "How would he find out if..." "That's exactly what he said," ""Maybe Hamsterviel doesn't need this experiment... "" "Don't forget your umbrella." "How are we gonna get to Honolulu?" " In style." "I've got this." " They gave you a credit card?" "A credit card?" "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no." "They gave me 28." "And I'm not even a citizen!" "Is this a great planet or what?" "All aboard for Honolulu!" "Honolulu?" "Well, that was just fascinating." "I ordered six bottles of perfume and a watch, and they gave me free peanuts!" "Earth technology is like flying in tin can." " Loud and bumpy." " At last!" "The big city!" "I know you've always wanted to see a big city." "See big city?" "626 programmed to destroy big city." "But he won't because he wants to be good and help me win the dog show, and show Myrtle we're not riff-raff." "Right, Stitch?" "Mr and Mrs Jookiba." "Two adults, one child and one dog." "Stitch!" "No fighting!" "Now, how did you want to pay for this?" "Pay?" "Whatever do you mean?" "I have this baby." " Dog's name?" " Stitch." "And what exactly is your dog's breed, dear?" "Blue-Furred Ectoplasmic Detection Dog." "Ancient Egyptians used them to contact their mummy relatives in the underworld." "I don't see any..." "He's very rare." "Probably the last of his breed." "Only the top dog people even know about them." "Oh, that Blue-Furred Ectoplasmic Detection Dog." "Of course!" "In what competition would you like to enter your dog?" "Agility, retrieving or best in breed?" "How about best in freak?" "You're not actually entering the dog show, are you?" "Your disconfigured terrier doesn't stand a chance." "Enter Stitch and me in all the competitions!" "Well, that's a first." " Just what are you trying to prove?" " That we're not riff-raff." "That Stitch can beat your "fur person"." "No way." "Besides, we're not entering all the competitions." "Should have known you'd be scared." "Scared?" "Myrtle Edmonds never turns down a challenge!" "And neither does Gigi!" "Enter us in all the competitions, too!" "Tomorrow's judgment day." "And you and your freakish mutt are going down!" "Rise and shine, people!" "It's a beautiful day in Honolulu." "So many sights to see!" "It's 6.30!" "We overslept!" "Stitch, wake up!" "Oh, no!" "He went out to destroy the city!" "I've always wanted to witness that!" "I thought..." "Well, never mind." "I don't believe it." "I drank sodas and ate all the nuts and candies in this little box yesterday, and it's restocked itself magically." "I thought my planet was advanced, but we've got nothing on the magical box." "Come on, Stitch." "We've got a dog show to win." "Aloha, kids and canines!" "Welcome to the ninth annual National Junior Dog Show!" "I'm Mitsy Suzuki, president of the Junior Kennel Club." "Joining me is Kato Stewart, teen surf champion and all-around nice guy." "Just call me "The Dog Dude" today." "Yeah." "Please welcome this year's junior handlers and their proud pooches!" "OK." "Now let's show Myrtle what you're made of." "We have some really interesting dogs here today, including the very rare Blue-Furred Ectoplasmic Detection Dog." "Is it that blue dude over there?" "I believe it is, Kato." "Apparently, the Blue-Furred Ectoplasmic Detection Dog is an ancient breed used by Egyptians in the great beyond." "Sit your dogs, please." " That was good." " Now around the ring, please." "Half nelson." "Cool." "This is just like pro wrestling." "Isn't it magnificent?" "Diamond Head, the most famous volcanic crater in the world." "It was once called "Laeahi" or "brow of the tuna"" "by the ancient Hawaiians, though it doesn't look like a tuna brow to me." "Jumba?" "No more hiking." "Don't be ridiculous." "It's good for you!" "Must to be sitting." "Would you just look at this view." "It makes me feel so alive!" "It's as if I'm at one with everything in the universe!" "Hyper-aware you might say, Jumba." "Hyper-aware." "That lovely Shih Tzu is certainly in the running for first prize in the agility category." "Yeah, and it's got the "looks like a rat in a wig" category sewn up." "I mean, do they breed them like that on purpose," " or is it some kind of mutant?" " Break a leg... or four." "Now we're talking." "Here comes the blue dude." "Yes!" "Gotta stay hydrated." "Well, obviously, the Blue-Furred Ectoplasmic Detection Dog is quite the little acrobat!" "He rocks." "Now that is agility." "Shih Tzu takes agility." "In your face, riff-raff!" "Aloha and welcome to lolani Palace, the official residence of King David Kalakaua and his Queen, Kapiolani, from 1882 until 1891." "Look, genuine native Hawaiian garb!" "I thought they only wore grass skirts." "Isn't this place fascinating?" "At least is no hiking." "Look!" "An antique bi-hulled water-skimming transport system!" "Pardon me, Earth form." "Have you seen any abominations in the vicinity?" "Yes, is very pretty, but no weaponry." "Look!" "Gantu?" "What is he doing here?" "Must be experiment loose." "We should be following." "Listen, so what if Gantu catches one little experiment?" "We've got sightseeing to do!" "Yeah, only problem is experiment could be turned to evil purpose." "Would upset little girl." "We promised bigger girl to be taking care of her." "Well then, keep all four eyes peeled for the experiment." "It could be anywhere." "You can do it, Stitch." "This is our last chance to beat Myrtle and Gigi." "Try fat chance." " Wait!" "Wait for me!" " No waiting." "Is wasting time." "Well, for your information, it wasn't a total waste." "I didn't get to go on the tour, but I did get these genuine replica earrings based on real door hinges of the Iolani Palace." "In your species is too much eye, not enough brain." " Where is Gantu going?" " Looks like he's heading to our hotel." "Maybe he's not here to catch an experiment at all." " Maybe he's on vacation." " Gantu never go on vacation." "You know, this shreds." "I thought it would be a total drag hanging out with all these dog show geeks." "But look at you!" "You're a total hottie in those glasses." "OK." "Now it all comes down to this." "The big kahuna: best in show." "Ectoplasmic Blue Dude!" "Ectoplasmic Blue Dude!" "Lovely coat." "But this one has such rare colouring." "Yes." "Quite strong and sturdy with exotic markings." "These teeth are simply remarkable." "Perhaps the best specimen of a Blue-Furred Ectoplasmic Detection Dog" "I have ever seen!" "What's the strongest coffee you have?" "It's for my mom." " We have a lovely espresso." " Stronger." "Well, I do have something for the adventurous connoisseur." "Special Sumatran triple bean blend." "I must warn you, it's very potent." "Lay it on me." "We're doing great." "Now all we gotta do is not mess up, and stay hydrated." "Security!" "Stitch, what's wrong?" "Did you have..." "Coffee?" "Shih Tzu takes best in show." "Good riddance, losers." "Myrtle..." "Please, Earth forms, do not panic." "I'm only here to capture the abomination." "Then I'll be gone." "I smell abomination." "Looks like we have a late entry into the show." "Some sort of big, scary-looking dog." "Definitely not in the toy group." "What's Gantu doing here?" "Experiment must be loose somewhere in arena." "Trog!" "Stitch!" "Are you OK?" "Laser battle!" "Mitsy, how do you teach a dog to do that?" "I'm leaving." "You have no respect for dogs whatsoever." "What?" "I love dogs!" "Mitsy!" "Look out!" "Stitch!" "Are you OK?" "I'm OK." "I'm fluffy." "Bummer!" "The little blue dude is down!" " Don't hurt me." "I'm gifted!" " It's not you I want." " My Gigi!" " My experiment!" "Your what?" "Experiment 007!" "Did not to recognise after so many grooming and much ribbons." "Gigi is an experiment?" "Sure." "Very early project." "Can lie down, sit, fetch, annoy neighbours with evil, shrill bark." "He's taking my dog!" "No, he's not." "I'm generally against the use of caffeinated beverages, but this is an emergency." "Gigi!" "I almost lost you!" "Let's hear it for the blue dude." "Best in show!" "Best in show!" " Best in show!" " Best in show!" " Best in show!" " Hear that?" "They're cheering for you." "Here." "Gigi and I don't need this stupid trophy anyways." "We know we're the best." "I think that's "thank you" in Myrtle language." "We should find a container so you can do your "find the place it belongs" thingy." "I think the little yapper already found its home." "Stop." "You would leave experiment with mean girl?" "It's like Nani said, "If you want to make a friend, you need to be a friend"." " But she is not being friends with you." " No." "But she is with Gigi." "That's a start." "Maybe someday she'll graduate to being friends with me, too." "Soaps, shampoos, bathrobe..." "Love it!" "It's just like being there!" "All the mail was for you, Pleakley." "Looks like it's all bills." "Bills?" "What are bills?" "Bills are what you owe when you charge on your 28 credit cards!" "Owe?" "As in money?" "Nobody ever asked me for any money." "Oh, my goodness!" "Is that a balance due or an intergalactic zip code?" "How can they do this to me?" "I'm not even a citizen!"