"Buddha be praised" "Buddha be praised" "You did a great job" "Have a seat" "Please sit down" "All right" "That was a great performance tonight" "Thank you" "Here are your fees" "As we agreed" "Thank you" "Here is an extra bonus" "Thank you" "Don't mention it" "We're out in the wilderness" "It's so nice of you to come" "It's our pleasure" "It's late" "Good night" "Good night" "Watch your steps" "I will" "Good night" "You want some tea?" "No thanks" "You'd better go to bed" "Good night" "Good night" "Those were ghosts" "That was what happened" "So you run into ghosts often" "Watch your mouth" "Ghosts should not be joked about" "In our business of Chinese opera" "We play ghosts very often" "We should respect them" "Forgive us if we disturb you" "Watch out for things" "You're that superstitious?" "I grew up with these things" "I don't believe in ghosts" "That wasn't done by a ghost" "You hit me first" "I was just getting even" "Stop fooling around" "You newcomers have bad temper" "Your master travels first class" "Be quiet or I'll kill you" "I'll get it" "Don't bother, I was only joking" "This is your bed" "It's the worst one" "Can we change beds?" "No way" "I hate mosquitoes" "Who doesn't?" "You're not a star" "Don't try to be fussy" "Is that it?" "Yes" "The moon will shine over here" "Piao, you're doomed" "What do you mean?" "Whatever that means" "Don't tell stories" "I'm telling you facts" "What facts?" "Have you read the Night Guide?" "No" "It says your bed's position is doomed" "I'd better not say anymore" "What should I do then?" "Anything at all?" "What year were you born?" "Tiger" "Really" "Yes" "Light from the window shines on your bed" "Do you know what that means?" "No" "You may run into ghosts" "You'd better sleep under the bed" "I'd better make my bed" "Why sleep under the bed?" "What year were you born?" "Dragon" "Then you're resistant to dark forces" "So they say" "Can you change bed with me?" "Of course not" "Help me out please" "I don't want to move my things around" "I'm too tired" "I'll move them for you" "I'll owe you one" "Did you lie down on that bed?" "Just for a second" "You'd better leave a red packet" "To stop any dark forces that follow you" "Sure" "Thank you" "You fooled him, Kuei" "Don't tell him" "May be this bed is really doomed" "Go to hell" "I'm so happy with this bed" "What's up?" "Call of nature" "This time of the night?" "I'm scared to go alone" "You're such a coward" "What's there to be afraid of?" "Ghosts, devils, monsters..." "All right, I'll go with you" "So gutless" "Excuse me please" "I thought you wanted me here" "I was talking to them" "Them?" "You believe in ghosts?" "Yes" "I'll urinate over that grave" "Don't do that" "Sorry about that" "How was it?" "It was awful" "Run What's wrong?" "Ghosts!" "Why did you say it's awful?" "I didn't say anything" "Really?" "No" "It wasn't me" "Ghosts!" "What's up?" "Having fun" "I'm not afraid of ghosts" "Do you run into ghosts often?" "Yes" "How can you tell?" "I have two eyes" "So do I" "Mine are different than yours" "I have "Good-Bad" eyes" "What?" "Left is good Right is Bad" "Stare and I will see" "I was born with such eyes" "Do ghosts look scare?" "Only if you're afraid of them" "You have no reason to" "Why?" "Our bodies have three flames" "Over our heads and two shoulders" "Ghosts are afraid of these flames" "As long as the flames are burning" "You're safe" "Do you tremble when you urinate?" "Yes" "And you?" "Yes" "That has nothing to do with ghosts" "Thank God" "Ghosts can possess a man" "Not any man though" "They only pick bad guys" "Like murderers, rapists, traitors" "If you aren't bad" "You shouldn't be afraid of ghosts" "Open up, it's Piao" "Let me in" "I told you you shouldn't be afraid" "Open up" "Did you run into ghosts?" "How do you know?" "I'm an expert in these things" "What really happened?" "We passed by a grave" "He urinated over it" "Oh, my God" "I didn't mean to insult anyone" "Evil things would flow back with the urine" "And you know where to, don't you?" "Feel anything?" "A bit itchy" "Don't bother to get married" "You mean..." "You'll be impotent" "Is there any remedy?" "You're such an expert, help him out" "Right" "You'd better do some offerings" "And pray he's not a bad ghost" "Can you come with me?" "You have to go by yourself" "In order to show you're sincere" "I'll go at dawn then" "That would be too late" "I..." "You really have no choice" "You have to go now" "You're right, I'll go now" "Offer the ghost a lot of food" "Yes" "We have a dinner show tonight" "You were putting him on?" "Just for his peace of mind" "Piao, show us the way" "This is better" "Please forgive me" "I didn't mean it" "You did it on purpose" "No, I was just naughty" "So you're a naughty boy" "Can you do somersaults?" "Yes, I'll show you" "That's it" "Do you know what mud tastes like?" "No" "Try it and you'll know" "Try the mud you urinated over" "How is it?" "Awful" "Behave yourself from now on" "Such a wonderful snack" "Thanks to your plan" "Let's thank him" "Thank you" "You bastards" "Let's go home" "Don't blame us, blame him" "It's all your fault" "Don't you dare ruining my home" "Bless us please" "Let our show have a good run" "Enlighten us" "Let us see through shams" "Guide us" "Lead us away from trouble" "Life is just like a show" "All ups and downs" "They, like dreams, come and go" "Chia, perform the rite" "Good luck to us all" "Get to work" "I am a wandering ghost" "Bad ghosts bully me all the time" "Come over here" "That ghost is really bad" "What can I do for you?" "Do you see this mess?" "I didn't do it" "We are the only ones here though" "Someone..." "You deserve to be punished" "You asked for it" "I can't stand it any longer" "I'd better get back to earth" "Hold everything please" "I have to remind you again" "We can't talk during the ceremony" "We can't even cough" "I've been eating too well recently" "You fool around with women too much" "That's none of your business" "Not anyone can have that privilege" "One has to have money" "Which you don't have" "That has always puzzled me" "Now I understand" "As my buddy you should be helping me" "Not teasing me" "It's all your fault" "You shouldn't have messed with bullies" "Get to work" "This place smells evil" ""Hold your anger please"" ""Let me tell you what happened"" ""Mr. Justice, Mr. Justice"" ""You who enforces order"" ""Listen to me please"" "I'm afraid of the dark" "Are you all right?" "It's you guys" "He's drunk" "I heard you got him drunk" "He really is dead drunk" "Kuei, tomorrow is a big night for you" "Go home and sleep" "Go" "Yes" "Come on" "I could have danced all night" "I could have danced all night" "And still I beg for more" "That was gorgeous lady" "What made that happen?" "Why can't I see myself in the mirror?" "Don't fall apart" "Pull tight" "Now" "Come back up, I need you" "My head" "Come out" "It's getting out of control" "Tidy up first" "Let's go" "Hurry!" "Hurry!" "Uncle Sheng" "What are you doing?" "Going to the bathroom" "Going to the bathroom" "So am I" "Did you scare Chia last night?" "We scared the hell out of him" "He passed out" "Why didn't you let me know?" "You were dead drunk" "Let's do it again tonight" "To do it once is smart" "Twice is stupid" "You made a fool out of me" "Don't be a liar" "I have to run" "You were the mastermind" "Hold it, Chia" "Listen to me" "Like hell I will" "Stop it!" "I wasn't involved" "Run!" "Stop fighting" "My patience is running out" "That's your problem" "Idiot!" "Hold it!" "Stop fighting" "Don't just hold me" "Hold him, you fool" "Stop fighting" "Freeze!" "Freeze!" "You ruined my place" "Come with me" "Pay the damages" "Are you out of your mind?" "Tonight is our opening night" "Uncle Sheng..." "Go home" "I'm still in shock" "I can't act when I'm in shock" "You're supposed to be their guardian" "Chia is real mad" "It's all your fault" "Go apologize to Chia" "So out of line" "Apologize to Chia" "Don't bother" "Next time they may not just scare me" "They may try to kill me" "I'd better go away" "Do me a favour, Chia" "Apologize to Chia" "We're sorry!" "See." "Forgive them, Chia" "Just remember one thing" "I always get even" "All right, get to work" "That Chia is a proud bastard" "Hurry, you're up next" "Can you rehearse with Kuei?" "What?" "Kuei doesn't need any rehearsal" "This is a new role for him" "He needs to block it out" "That is his problem" "One shouldn't bite what one can't chew" "I'm sorry" "Are you blind?" "Hurry up, you're up next" "You too, hurry" "Yes!" "You should have done this often enough" "That's really stupid" "That's strange" "Why did you hit me?" "You kissed me" "No, I didn't!" "Was it a ghost then?" "I know you'll deny it" "What do you mean?" "Dirty old man" "Don't mess up the backstage" "Excuse me, excuse me!" "What's the rush?" "Call of nature" "I need to use the bathroom" "Nice" "Wonderful" "Who's that?" "You Peeping Tom" "Calm down" "Kuei, you're up!" "Yes" "Let me enjoy the show" "Is it Hsi upstairs?" "Yes" "Is it Wu downstairs?" "Yes." "I'm coming up" "Great" "Kuei is really at it" "Chia's mind is somewhere else" "We'll be up soon" "How did that happen?" "Who tripped you?" "I'll kill you!" "Duck" "Duck" "I..." "What are you doing?" "I don't know" "Great" "The drum is beating" "When did he learn to do that?" "You're stealing my show" "Are you out of your mind?" "No" "Get it over with" "I don't understand" "My arm..." "Kill me No" "Why not?" "We have to end the show" "That's easy!" "I'll see you later!" "Damn" "Chia, just now..." "What?" "Chia" "What's wrong?" "Calm down please" "Ask him if he knows his part" "I don't know how it happened" "He was improvising selfishly" "You have ruined my reputation" "This must be a misunderstanding" "Only you would hire him" "Uncle Sheng, my wardrobe" "It's all my fault" "Selection One" "Don't be depressed" "Come, drink some wine" "I'm not depressed" "How else can one eat noodles?" "Like this?" "What's so funny?" "Look at his way of eating noodles" "The check please" "Eat" "Cheers" "Drink too much and you'll be like me" "Hello, up there" "Your turn will come" "Don't make fun of old people" "Make fun of mean bastards, like what Kuei did" "Actually..." "Actually it was fun" "You dared to make fun of a star" "You don't understand" "Kuei is a star too" "We should teach that man a lesson" "I'll do it sooner or later" "Have you forgotten last time?" "Get off my case" "Can I talk now?" "Since you liked what I did tonight" "Oh, my God" "What's wrong?" "Problem?" "Forget your purse?" "He uses that trick everytime" "This time is not a trick" "Then you were cheating us" "I did it once in a while" "I've to tidy up the backstage" "Cheap fellow" "Let's scare him" "Good" "Like last time?" "Yes" "The check please" "I'd better enjoy myself" "Hurry!" "Someone's coming!" "Do you think he's back yet?" "No" "He's such a slow person" "Should we do what we did to Chia?" "That's not necessary" "Let's make ourselves up as ghosts" "Get to work right away" "Great" "I'm going to join them" "What are you doing?" "Make yourself up as a ghost" "We'll follow him around" "What about me?" "Lmprovise" "That won't scare him" "You said follow him around" "You have to let him see you" "We didn't scare him" "He did it on his own" "1, 2, 3, 4." "Who is he?" "It's me" "To bad!" "You were fooling around with women" "I was only playing cards" "With three women?" "Women play cards too" "Did you win?" "No" "You weren't paying attention to your cards" "Of course I was" "I bet you were hugging those women" "Don't be ridiculous" "Ghosts" "Ghosts" "Why are we running away?" "Someone saw some ghosts" "They thought we're ghosts" "Take off you clothes now and pick bill back" "A ghost may have ruined our show tonight" "Checkmate" "I think Kuei did it on purpose" "Watch this" "You'd better get some sleep" "Let's call it a draw" "A draw?" "It is going to be a draw anyway" "You should have a word with Kuei" "I don't want another sabotage" "Did you run into ghosts?" "How do you know?" "Look how drunk you are" "No, we didn't..." "Kuei, go to bed" "I'll talk to them" "Spare me" "We did run into a ghost" "That's right" "Let's wake Piao up first" "From what you told me..." "Kuei, offer some incense" "Yes" "Bless us" "Ghost is the soul of a dead person" "Which is supposed to disintegrate upon death" "Ghosts retain their human nature" "They won't hurt us then" "That ghost didn't hurt you, did he?" "So he must not be a bad ghost" "Are there good and bad ghosts?" "Just like there are good and bad men" "Good men become good ghosts after death" "Piao will become a horny ghost" "What about you?" "I won't die yet" "You'll be an old ghost" "You'd better go to bed" "I'm really scared now" "Don't let any ghosts follow you" "Good night, Uncle Sheng" "Wait for me" "I'm a wandering ghost" "Don't forget to iron my wardrobe" "Don't worry, get some sleep" "Don't forget" "Don't forget to iron my wardrobe" "You'll pay for messing up my chance" "Who hit me?" "What's going on?" "A drunk stool?" "Naughty" "Must be those idiots again" "Another joke?" "I'll let you see me" "I'm not afraid" "Stop playing games" "Who are you?" "A ghost" "A real one?" "A poltergeist" "I'm an exorcist" "I'm not drunk at all" "I'll mess up his wardrobe chest" "Who messed up my chest?" "Speak up" "A ghost" "It's Kuei again!" "I did it" "Don't be scared so easily" "Ghosts don't come out in daytime" "You can go by yourself" "Wait!" "What's the matter?" "I don't want to go inside the theatre" "Are you sure?" "Positive" "Ghosts go wherever is crowded" "Wait for me" "Hi, Chia" "Go to hell" "Hold it" "What's wrong with him?" "What's the problem?" "You bastard" "You played ghost..." "You were having fun" "What are you doing?" "You messed up my wardrobe chest" "Of course" "I didn't" "Ghost" "My bird saw you played ghost" "You're both liars" "Chia, don't!" "Get away from me" "You dared to mess up my chest" "Shame on your teacher" "What's wrong?" "Don't you dare criticizing my teacher" "Hold it" "You dared to hit me?" "Let go of me" "Let go of me" "You fooled around with women too much" "Something's wrong" "What?" "Chia" "Kuei, what happened?" "What happened to him?" "He..." "Well?" "Help him up" "Help him up" "Chia" "Leave me alone" "I don't need your help" "What's going on?" "How do I know?" "Behold my enemies" "I'm going to kill you all" "I..." "He's possessed" "Get a baby here!" "Come down" "I can do stunts" "Accident" "What are you looking at?" "Chia" "My father has a beard" "You are so pretty" "Falling petals shadow the moon" "Solemn is my offering of wine" "Chia" "What are you staring at?" "I'll kill myself!" "Grab him" "Let go" "Grab him" "The baby is here" "Let go of me" "It's dirty" "I can't stand that" "What's going on?" "He was possessed" "Help him to his room" "Kuei, go get Mr Sang" "Yes" "What do you think?" "Should we hire some exorcists?" "I don't think so" "Exorcists are bad for actors" "I have another plan" "We'll cancel the show tonight" "I'll go arrange that" "Good!" "Let me tell you what to do tonight" "Court" "That's not like Uncle Sheng at all" "He's a good actor too" "I represent justice" "Both on earth and in hell" "Guards" "Yes" "Be cool" "Find out" "If any ghost have any claims" "Yes, sir" "Do any ghosts have any claims?" "It's curtain time" "Have some guts" "I wish I could" "Dead men turn into ghosts" "But they shouldn't come back to earth" "That's not right" "I'm going to use my sword" "To drive ghosts back to hell" "Bring my sword" "Ghosts, show yourselves" "Be quiet" "Mr Justice" "Who's that?" "Show yourself" "Yes, sir" "Close your eyes" "What's your problem?" "I was slashed to death" "The murderer was caught and executed" "These happened 300 years ago" "Then what's your problem?" "But I've become a wandering ghost" "Please collect my bones and bury them" "To make way for my reincarnation" "All right, I'll help you" "Thank you" "Listen" "Don't come to earth again" "Or I'll terminate you" "I'm not an ungrateful ghost" "That's good" "Tell us where your bones are" "They are underneath the stage" "But there are two..." "Two what?" "Nobody told me the show was cancelled" "Why are you in wardrobe?" "Chia" "Aren't you Uncle Sheng?" "You must be crazy about acting" "Listen to me" "What?" "Why are you yelling at me?" "You are wearing my wardrobe Take it off" "Don't be an elegant bastard" "You were possessed" "That shows ghosts dislike you" "Nonsense" "Not at all" "You were possessed today" "We all felt sorry for you" "So we decided to tame the ghost" "So that you can be saved" "You're such an ungrateful person" "The ghost made a fool of you today" "He also messed up your chest" "You've known me long enough" "Have I ever lied?" "Forgive me." "Uncle Sheng" "I'm glad you understand" "What should we do now?" "The ghost's bones are right underneath" "Let's start digging" "Come over here" "What's up?" "The bones are here, be careful" "Be easy with the bones" "We've had found all the bones" "Bury them in a nice place" "Yes" "We've buried your bones" "You won't be wandering anymore" "Bless us and our show" "I've brought you some food" "I hope you'll like it" "I'm sure he'll like it" "Offer some incense" "He looks very sincere" "He's afraid of being possessed again" "Ghosts don't give up that easily" "Good luck to your reincarnation" "You can help him" "Let him reincarnate as your son" "Don't be nasty, Piao" "Let me help you, Chia" "Dear ghost" "Chia is a very good teacher" "You should come study with him" "All right, let's go home" "Come on" "I want to apologize for my past behavior" "Let bygone be bygone" "He wants to be our friend" "He won't offer to shake our hands" "I was wrong before" "I'm sorry" "All right?" "Thank you" "Hold this, Chia" "Let's go" "I'll buy you dinner" "Don't go overboard" "Hurry" "Such a big occasion" "Thank you for all your help" "Are the vegetables ready?" "Yes" "I didn't know you're a good cook" "Get on with the work" "Wash the dishes" "Yes" "Are you nuts?" "You hit me" "Can I be of any help?" "That's strange, Kuei" "A star helping out in the kitchen" "Stop teasing me" "Help me to kill this thing" "This?" "Right" "Don't move" "Hold it, I'll pluck it out" "Where should I hold it?" "Right here" "She's very good at it" "Pluck it out" "That's it" "Chop it off" "That would be very bloody" "That's the only way to do it" "Chop it off" "For real?" "Do it" "Please sit down" "Make yourselves at home" "Enjoy the meal" "Cheers" "Attention please" "We're not working tonight" "So don't worry about getting drunk" "Have some more" "No, thanks" "This fish smells delicious" "It is delicious" "Where's our leading lady" "She's preparing the soup" "Cheers, Uncle Sheng" "Thanks to Uncle Sheng the exorcist" "You helped out too" "You can relax" "Do you know what you looked like?" "No, I don't!" "I'll show you" "You were like this" "How am I doing?" "Knock it off, come and eat" "Come back" "What happened?" "Don't tire yourself" "Have some fish" "Don't shake the table" "Do you need some help?" "He's dead" "He's dead" "Calm down" "Calm down" "Spread out" "Run!" "Are you all right?" "I'm fine" "Spread out quickly" "Run!" "Run, Uncle Sheng" "Hurry, run" "You stupid ghost" "Don't" "Where's Kuei?" "Bad ghost" "Easy" "Hang on" "My leg" "Where did you go?" "I smashed every bone of that ghost's" "Why did you do that?" "He's ungrateful and he almost killed us" "You were nice to him" "But obviously he's a bad ghost" "I don't think he did it" "Who else?" "Show yourself if you have guts" "I want to drive you to hell" "Move over" "I smashed your bones." "So?" "You're a bad ghost" "You're ungrateful" "Calm down" "I'm not an ungrateful ghost" "I resent that very much" "But you are ungrateful" "You didn't dig my bones out" "You really are unreasonable" "Whose bones were those then?" "You begged us to bury your bones" "That's right" "Your bones were beneath the stage" "But there were two sets of bones" "Two sets?" "Right" "We dug out the wrong set" "That's why he's mad at you" "Will he come again?" "Yes, to kill you" "He's brought hell to us already" "But Kuei smashed his bones" "He has to come for revenge" "What can we do?" "I don't know" "He'll come tonight" "I've to run" "Good luck" "Don't leave us" "It's all my fault" "It's fate" "What should we do?" "Come" "Get some dog blood and nets" "Stain the nets with the blood" "Spread the nets around the theatre" "Then splash the floor with dog blood" "When the ghost falls into a net" "Open up the roof and let sunlight in" "We'll play exorcists" "Blood nets?" "An exorcist" "Scared?" "Bring the wine" "Splash him with blood" "Attack him" "You're dead" "Nets" "Bring the dog blood" "Don't just stand there" "Put it out" "Uncle Sheng" "Be careful" "Are you all right?" "Thanks to our guardian angel"