"I always thought it was kinda boring... that every day was the same." "I pretended it was someone else's fault that nothing happened." "But..." "This is terrible..." "Waking up to a cat's backside..." "My adolescence is too terrible for words." "too." "Goal:" "Escape from Sakura Hall!" "please don't sleep here!" "I want to be a bride when I grow up!" "One of the rules of this world is that... spouting nonsense is only acceptable if you're sleep-talking." "honey." "You're back early." "Are you a bride already?" "Would you like dinner?" "Or a bath?" "Or maybe... a loincloth?" "This isn't a sumo ring." "A brush?" "Just get to the "Me?" part already!" "However!" "Let's play a game!" "Using that conjunction makes no sense!" "Let's pick up where we left off yesterday!" "school starts today!" "how about a rule that requires me..." "We have to get ready!" "to take off one article of clothing every time you beat me?" "You look ready to protect your eyes." "Get super excited!" "This is just another part of being young!" "Let's climb the staircase to adulthood!" "It's a lust connection!" "Kanda." "what's with your provocative cleavage?" "The entrance ceremony's today!" "Ceremonies are generally social gatherings used for finding a man." "Are you planning to put the moves on the new students?" "You're such an idiot." "Toolbox" "There might be some hot single fathers there." "here." "Huh?" "Sakura Hall" "Why do I have to fix this broken sign?" "this is Sakura Hall." "Suimei University of the Arts the place where they stick all of Suimei High's problem kids?" "That's right..." "This is Sakura Hall." "Sakura Hall" "A collection of all the problem kids at the high school... affiliated with Suimei University of the Arts." "Or in other words..." "Kouhai-kun!" "I'm pretty hot without my clothes on!" "a den of freaks!" "Bam!" "The resident of Room 201:" "Kamiigusa Misaki." "Kamiigusa Misaki Fine Arts" " Third Year Has Alien Qualities and edited... which was commercialized and became a smash hit!" "you can't call yourself a man if you run off... before we even get started!" "Come!" "Let's leap into the world of carnal desires together!" "Carnal desires?" "!" "Sorata." "I'm back." "The resident of Room 103:" "Mitaka Jin General Studies" " Third Year Has Bourgeois Ladies' Man Qualities Mitaka Jin!" "However!" "I'll call you later." "He comes home the following morning... in a manner unfit for a high school student! the office lady..." "And I'll see the young wife again next week." "Young wife?" "!" "Someone else's wife?" "!" "Well?" "Are you done yet?" "Sengoku Chihiro:" "The supervisor of Sakura Hall." "Sengoku Chihiro Supervisor Has Amazon Qualities" "B:" "Ambition W:" "Dreams H:" "Hopes" "She's currently exceeded level 30... and is looking for a husband!" "I'm 29 years and 15 months old." "Subject:" "Shut Up" "Subject:" "Shut Up" "Sender:" "Akasaka Ryunosuke" "Ryunosuke-sama has received work from S Company." "He is currently in the process of developing... sound-compressing middleware." "lol!" "From:" "Maid-chan." "M-Maid-chan?" "!" "The resident of Room 102:" "Akasaka Ryunosuke." "Akasaka Ryunosuke General Studies" " Second Year Has Hermit Qualities" "A second year General Studies student and programmer... who already has contracts with major businesses!" "The auto-reply AI mail program he created called Maid-chan..." ""Those who ask rude questions such as 'How old are you supposed to be?" "' (Sorata-sama) will be firmly punished."" "I am not "supposed to be" anything!" "(duh) is his only connection to the outside world." "lol!" "Looks like we shouldn't bother him." "Do you want to go again?" "Don't!" "Kanda Sorata." "Kanda Sorata General Studies" " Second Year Ordinary Qualities and no remarkable qualities whatsoever." "stop by the faculty office... during lunch or whenever to let me know." "and don't be late for school." "You're one to talk!" "good luck with your spouse hunt! kouhai-kun said he'd marry you!" "I never said that!" "Damn." "my current goal is... to escape this place!" "To escape Sakura Hall!" "Goal:" "Escape from Sakura Hall!" "Suimei University of the Arts High School is divided into General Studies and the Arts." "Our arts program is further divided into music and fine arts..." "I'm exhausted..." "You get all the bad luck." "Miyahara." "A person of average willpower... could never handle living in that den of freaks." "You can say that again." "And?" "Kanda-kun?" "Aoyama... too?" "it'll be too late. haven't you?" "You must have no integrity." "You keep bringing girls back to your room?" "Don't say things that'll give people the wrong idea!" "They'll think I belong in Sakura Hall!" "It's ridiculous." "That day..." "I've made up my mind." "I'm taking her home with me." "What?" "But you can't keep her in a regular dorm." "I'll do everything I can to find an owner for her." "I'll just hide her until then." "What if someone finds her?" "I'll cross that bridge when I come to it." "in the end..." "Principal" "You must choose between... abandoning the cat or leaving the regular dorms... and taking up residence in Sakura Hall." "What?" "Sakura Hall?" "Very well." "I will go to Sakura Hall." "Kanda-kun?" "!" "Sakura Hall you'll never be able to come back to the regular dorms." "Kanda-kun... I've been finding cats in cardboard boxes everywhere!" "meow..." "I can't help but take care of them!" "You're definitely cursed." "I can't just leave them there!" "You're such a nice guy." "Huh?" "What? you need to think more constructively." "it's for Hikari and the gang." "Conveni-Mart huh?" "I picked up some of the things... we couldn't sell at the convenience store I work at. but they made an exception." "You've got a lot on your plate." "aren't you?" "Yeah." "Do voice acting schools really cost that much?" "Guess so." "Aoyama. and you work so hard." "There are chances for me out here." "General Studies |" "Arts and Kamiigusa-senpai let me do some voices for her anime." "These aren't experiences you'd normally get." "why don't you move... into Sakura Hall and take my place?" "Th-That's a different matter." "I'm not talented like Kamiigusa-senpai and everyone else." "I need to work hard in my own way." "Kanda." "Good work." "Did you fix the sign?" "it won't budge an inch now." "Sensei?" "Did you have any success at the entrance ceremony?" "There weren't any hot single men." "though." "And you call yourself a teacher?" "!" "At least be aware of your profession!" "It's shocking!" "I forgot that before I even left my father's testes." "That's the first time I've ever heard a woman say the word "testes!" "Testes aside..." "Here." "and she'll be staying in..." "Sakura Hall as of today." "Shiina Mashiro" "She's coming over from England." "Her name is Shiina Mashiro." "What?" "She's staying at Sakura Hall?" "!" "That can't be good for her upbringing..." "Meet her at the station at six o'clock." "too." "a quest?" "!" "Are you some kind of RPG barkeeper?" "there." "Hello." "you're Kanda's kid!" "The mackerel's good today." "Hello." "Sorata-kun!" "Good timing." "so take some with you." "Thanks." "it can't be easy for you." "was it?" "You should have gone with your parents." "Well..." "Don't be stupid!" "A time comes when a man's gotta become a man!" "Ambition!" "It's all about ambition!" "Flower Clark" "Sorata?" "Boys Meet Ambitions." "That's right." "Meat." "Eat your meat." "huh?" "I wasn't thinking anything so daring..." "Maybe I really should have gone with my parents." "Hey..." "What color do you want to be?" "Me?" "I've never really thought about it." "think." "I guess I'm iridescent." "Iridescent?" "What about you?" "What color do you want to be?" "I've never really thought about it." "What kind of answer is that?" "I'm probably white." "Just like your name." "I'm Kanda Sorata." "Chihiro-sensei asked me to come and meet you." "you say?" "How old is this photo she gave me?" "She's at least three times older..." "But..." "I knew it was her." "Sorata..." "Sorata is nice." "It has a beautiful ring to it." "I like it." "I like it." "Welcome to Sakura Hall!" "We're having negima hotpot tonight!" "Here we go!" "Ready and boom!" "Thanks for the food!" "Mashiro! we always celebrate by throwing a hotpot party!" "there he is. and cover it with plastic wrap." "No onions." "From:" "Maid-chan." "Negima without onions?" "Wouldn't that be just "ma"?" "Mashiron." "slimy one. hot juice will squirt out everywhere!" "Squirt!" "Cut it out!" "What?" "What's with that innocent reaction?" "Convention dictates that you can only get excited... by vegetables until your second year of middle school!" "I don't believe you two!" "Mashiro-chan?" "right?" "Unbelievable." "A transfer." "She's a second year art student." "Art?" "Let's see..." "Her height is 162 centimeters and her weight is 45 kilos." "78." "Huh?" "You think her breasts are a little small?" "Don't act so disappointed. her breasts will look bigger with no clothes on than the numbers suggest." "Believe me." "What is wrong with you?" "!" "Hikari!" "she's usually really friendly." "What's gotten into her?" "I will now screen the Mashiron... welcoming anime I made!" "When did you make that?" "you knew Shiina was coming?" "Switch on!" "Mashiron!" "I've been waiting for you to come... bang!" "whoosh!" "boom!" "Mashiro!" "The voice-over and the content... have surprisingly little to do with one another." "How is this a welcoming anime for Mashiro-chan exactly?" "You just wanted to do a quick screen check for your new animation." "That's also correct." "Did anything bother you?" "actually... it was kinda amazing..." "What?" "That's all?" "The timing of the last explosion." "Could you shift it back four frames?" "You're so right." "It does come in a little early." "I could add some in-betweens or... too?" "It's hopeless once they start with that." "I should probably make the lighting effects stronger here." "Is the high contrast just for film processing?" "but they get serious when it comes to making animation." "but..." "It's no good." "She must think I'm worthless. too..." "Hikari?" "You're awfully moody today..." "Goal:" "Escape from Sakura Hall!" "I always thought it was kinda boring... that every day was the same." "after taking in a pure white cat over the summer..." "I finally realized something." "It wasn't the days that were boring... for being like someone else." "Yahoo!" "try and catch me!" "I'll pass today." "You're all up early this morning." "So we are." "Sensei..." "Why did Shiina come to Sakura Hall?" "Couldn't she have stayed in the regular dorms?" "Dreams" "Because this place suits her." "won't you?" "it is her first day." "I'll at least show her the way..." "Listen." "Make sure you take her there properly." "Make sure you take her there responsibly." "That was kinda creepy..." "Second Floor Girls' Dorm No Boys Allowed" "I don't have a choice." "Orders are orders." "Shiina." "you'll be late." "Huh?" "Please Knock Mashiron's Room it's morning!" "She seriously isn't answering." "I'm opening the door." "Shiina?" "tornado damage?" "Shiina!" "Shiina!" "Where are..." "Manga?" "It's incredibly good..." "But..." "What is this?" "They ran into each other on the way... to school and fell in love?" "Where did the romantic rival who kept dropping hints go?" "It's over already?" "This is..." "Shiina-san?" "Could you please wake up now?" "it's morning." "It's morning." "Morning will never come again." "it's here!" "Don't say such scary things!" "Good morning." "You're so loud." "Hey!" "What are you... you..." "What?" "Put some clothes on!" "anyway?" "Are you one of those people?" "I wonder why I'm naked..." "Try to remember!" "I got in the bath..." "You got in the bath!" "Then what?" "I took out my clothes..." "You got out of the bath!" "now you just have to put them on." "I took everything out." "stop!" "Is that the reason this room is so chaotic?" "I figured it didn't really matter." "What kind of thought process is that?" "then wear them!" "Here!" "Are you decent?" "Yes. but..." "What's decent about this?" "!" "Put your clothes on already!" "Hurry up!" "What about my underwear?" "Put them on!" "But which ones?" "Don't make me choose for you!" "I won't wear any." "You have to wear some!" "Wear some!" "Put them on!" "Please put them on!" "pass!" "These panties aren't cute." "They're yours!" "hurry up!" "I'm ready." "your hair!" "Go fix it in the bathroom." "wash your face!" "What is this?" "My image of Shiina is slowly crumbling..." "Sorata." "Are you finished?" "Hey!" "you!" "Put something on!" "Some kind of underwear!" "You didn't put anything out for me." "It's my fault?" "Don't you think that's kinda weird?" "The floor's wet." "Do you have a custom of bathing in the morning?" "Damn that lazy teacher..." "She pushed all of this onto me!" "Iridescent." "What?" "You mentioned it." "Is that a color? I guess..." "Why are you asking about that now?" "you're interesting." "I took in a pure white cat over the summer... and moved into Sakura Hall..." "And... that spring..." "Sorata." "We'll be late for school." "You're one to talk!" "I met a pure white girl." "you're so domineering." "then!" "979)}#01:" "Cat" " White" " Mashiro" "Today's panty forecast is:" "1)}#02 I Drew a Picture" "Green panties represent... a possible storm brewing."