"Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen." "Danny?" "What's going on?" "(Jax) Is that Phillip?" "Em, look who's back?" "Oh, no." "(Gasping)" "Mia, what are you doing?" "Get behind me, I'll get us out of here." "Nobody move." "Unless you want a million volts of lightning right between the eyes!" "(Growling)" "Phillip, no!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Creating a distraction so we can get out of here." "And you're kind of ruining it, so get behind me." "Man, your super villain act needs some work." "Let's go." "Don't move or the zombie boy gets it." "How's that?" "Nobody's getting anything." "Mia, let them go." "Things are getting out of hand, send Mia to another land!" "No!" "Looks like you missed." "What happened?" "It didn't work." "That's because Jax is a weak wizard." "(Laughing) Allow me." "No, it's because..." "I need to go home, so send Mia to Rome." "(Diego) Wait!" "(Imitating Jax) What happened?" "This happened." "Thanks for reuniting the pieces for me, guys." "Now, you don't stand a chance against me." "Now... who should I pulverize first?" "Me." "♪ I cast a spell it takes a hold of you ♪" "♪ I see my dreams and they're all coming true ♪" "♪ Come on let's go you and me together ♪" "♪ Look up ahead there's a magical adventure ♪" "♪ Every witch way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪" "♪ I'm trying every witch way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪" "♪ I'm going every witch way-ay-ay-ay-ay ♪" "♪ Every Witch Way ♪♪" "Maddie Winkie?" "I ran out of that cucumber liver facial cream that I like." "Would you have some?" "Uh..." "Maddie Winkie?" "Maddie?" "Maddie..." "where are you?" "Maddie Winkie?" "Where..." "where are you?" "Maddie Winkie?" "Oh, no!" "(Screaming) Maddie Winkie!" "Maddie!" "(Doorbell ringing)" "I'm coming." "Hold your horses." "(Gasping)" "Francisco, thank goodness you're awake." "Ursula?" "What happened to you?" "Oh, the worst thing ever." "My Maddie Winkie's not home." "Is she here?" "What?" "No!" "I mean, you do realize that our daughters aren't really friends, right?" "Well, I thought maybe she had another brace brazen interest in being friends." "Not that I know of." "Well, my Maddie Winkie's never out this late." "She's not answering her phone." "Well, she's not here, I mean, Emma's already in bed." "Could I ask Emma if she knows where Maddie might be?" "All right." "Thank you." "Your zombie boyfriend stinks." "What... no, he doesn't." "I mean, it's probably Diego's Kanay funk." "No, it's not." "Thank you." "Diego's Kanay stink is way worse than this." "Hey!" "Guys, stop it, we're all on the same side." "Wait, how did he get here anyway?" "Phillip... save..." "Andi." "Yeah, great save." "Yeah, how did he get here?" "Wait, what?" "I thought you took him out of the game." "No..." "Jax?" "It wasn't me." "I was too busy "ah-oohing" with you." "Yeah, right!" "Why would I waste a perfectly good spell on a stinky zombie?" "Hex." "Excuse me, I was talking." "So rude!" "Hex... help Phillip." "The Hex?" "I didn't know Hex could cast spells, that's..." "Awesome!" "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!" "Quiet!" "What do you think this is, a party?" "Mia, no, they're just talking." "You gotta let 'em go." "Why would I do that?" "Now that they can't cast spells, this is my chance." "They have nothing to fight me with." "Em, Em, are you awake?" "Emma?" "Mrs. Van Pelt needs to talk to you." "Um... (Clearing throat)." "Hmm?" "Miss." "(Sighing)" "Emma!" "She's not here!" "You said she was here!" "I assumed she was." "I come in every night," "I say goodnight to her, but, tonight," "I was so angry at her, I didn't do that." "Oh, no." "If they're both missing, it has to be ma gazine related." "Oh, man, I should've come in and said good night," "I always do." "We need to call the police, the fire department, the army!" "The council!" "The what?" "The police... council." "I shouldn't have grounded her." "Oh, Francisco, don't blame yourself." "You're right, I shouldn't." "I blame that no-good Daniel Miller." "I guarantee you, he's responsible for this." "Yes!" "Absolutely!" "How exactly?" "I'm calling his parents right now!" "Yes, yes, good idea." "We should also call Maddie Winkie's Panthers." "Wait, you didn't call them before coming over?" "Proxy, throw one of those lightning bolt thingies at Mia." "Now, while they're distracted." "I don't know how." "The most I could do is a freezing wind." "Try casting another spell." "What for?" "That crystal is messing everything up." "This wasn't my plan." "She just ruined it." "Mia, this is all a big misunderstanding." "I'm sure we can work it out if you just stop throwing fireballs at them." "(Cell phone alerts beeping)" "What's that?" "Some lame "witches in trouble" alert?" "No." "Worse, it's my dad." "Oh, no, it's my mom." "Wait, your dad called my dad?" ""Get home now, you're in so much trouble, love, Mom."" ""I'm covering for you, but you better get home ASAP, Gigi."" "I've got a missing information alert." ""Missing in Miami, Daniel, Emma, Diego, Maddie and Andi."" "We're in so much trouble." "She didn't even mention me." "I'm about to zap you with lightning and that's what you're worried about?" "Well, this fight has been fun." "(Chuckling) Top ten in my book." "But, we gotta go." "No!" "(Screaming)" "What part of "incinerate into ashes"" "don't you all understand?" "Don't do that." "Diego, no!" "That's my Proxy!" "Get out of here, fast." "They won't hurt me, huh?" "You're either with me or against me." "Mia, it doesn't have to be like this." "Em, try casting a spell." "The crystal." "This is a battle, not a party." "You don't get to leave 'cause Mommy and Daddy called." "A spell." "Mia, you don't have to do this." "But I do." "Emma, cast a spell!" "We need to get out of her reach, so send Mia to a faraway beach." "It worked." "You really are too powerful for the crystal." "And that's how it's done." "Why are you celebrating?" "It was Emma's spell, not yours." "Guys?" "You do realize she landed in the pool, right?" "That's what, ten minutes walking distance?" "Uh, let's get out of here... fast." "Uh, well, wait!" "Phillip can't stay at my house, he needs a place to crash." "Daniel!" "Old buddy, old pal!" "♪♪" "Well, we made it to my locker in one piece." "Thanks for bringing me to school and walking me to class." "I will see you immediately after school in my office." "Dad, I already apologized." "I was helping Andi with her..." "Uh, it takes exactly 46 seconds to get from the chemistry lab to my office." "So, no time for socializing in the halls." "You know, you could just wipe his memory." "It's one of the perks of having a human parent." "I don't want to, he's right." "I shouldn't have left the house like that." "And just let Mia turn Andi into a giant freezer pop?" "You're right." "Of course, I am." "And now that we know that the crystal doesn't work on you, we have to go after Mia." "We don't know that." "My powers might be off." "Didn't look like that to me." "I'll see you after class." "(Sighs)" "Oh, Andi." "You look nice." "New jacket?" "What?" "This old thing?" "Nah." "Hey, Em, look, I got Hex this leather lotion." "You know, kinda like a little" ""thank you for saving my butt" present." "Are you sure it's not a "thank you for bringing Phillip back" present?" "Eh, works both ways." "What?" "You know he can't stay." "Once the council finds out there's a zombie running loose, they'll send him back." "But, you won't, right?" "Oh, I knew I could count on you." "And as for the council, I have a plan." "I'm gonna get the crystal back and blackmail them with it." "You're what?" "You heard me." "I'm gonna blackmail them into making Phillip human." "I don't think they can do that." "Oh." "But, you can, right?" "Me?" "How?" "Think about it." "You're the most powerful witch and my best friend." "I mean, we can do whatever we want." "I mean, you." "You know, you can do whatever you want." "I'm not sure I could." "Just think about it, okay?" "And then we finally escaped Mia's basement." "I can't believe I missed it." "I love lightning and basements!" "My Proxy was spectacular." "His fireball was way better than Mia's." "Ooh, fireballs?" "I could've roasted marshmallows over them." "S'mores." "Shh." "Well, good morning, girls." "What can I get for you?" "Just a bagel for me." "I know it's not Tuesday, but do you have any tasty tacos?" "No." "Bagel or eggs, your choice." "Ooh, that's a toughie." "So, what is this I hear about this fireball?" "Um... nothing." "Just, uh, something from a movie." "Uh... yeah." "The romantic comedy of the year." "About, uh, two lovestruck dragons." "They shoot fireballs as symbols of their affection." "Really?" "Mm-hmm." "As liberator of the council, I expected more out of you." "Wait, you told me that was a fake title and that I couldn't use it anymore." "Well, we were thinking about changing our minds." "But now, I see your loyalty is with your friends." "Oh." "I'm glad you understand." "We do." "Hold on, Sophie." "Let me go see if there's any leftover tacos from last Tuesday." "Yummy!" "So, I went to Mia's house to find Proxy." "FYI, that basement needs some serious redecorating." "(Chuckles) She had taken Andi prisoner." "And Proxy, oh, the hero... went to help her." "I think." "(Gasping) He better not have gone to see Mia!" "Anyway..." "Remember what we talked about, Phillip." "No biting, no growling, and no brain eating." "Brains?" "No." "Pizza, yes." "Oh, right." "Try not to get any sauce on that tie." "It's my good one." "♪♪" "Wait a minute." "You?" "What are you doing here?" "To my office, right now!" "Then we all ran home." "Who would've thought that Emma could do spells around the crystal and I couldn't." "That's so unfair." "I'm just as good a witch as she is." "Chosen One, Schmozen One." "But, Proxy, he was so brave..." "Stop." "We need to contain this situation immediately." "Well, I could talk to Mia..." "He's not talking about the Kanay." "It's Emma." "The Cristal de Caballero did not stop her from casting a spell." "This is a disaster." "Hold on, Agamemnon." "Thank you for your help." "Now, be gone." "Hi, Katie." "Sophie?" "Where did you come from?" "The nurse's office." "Why do you sound like that?" "Like what?" "We need more information from a reliable source." "Mm-hmm." "We have one..." "Emma." "No, she's part of the problem." "The last time we couldn't control a Chosen One, she almost destroyed the realm." "You're not comparing Emma to the principal, are you?" "Well, if the shoes and the pointy hat fit." "(Laughing) You see..." "Ooh, I know who can help us." "(Inhales deeply)" "The answer is exoskeleton." "You do realize that I just disappeared from a room full of kids, right?" "It's been taken care of." "They won't even remember you were there." "Great." "So, why am I here?" "We want information about last night." "Is it true that the Chosen One can cast a spell in the presence of the Cristal de Caballero?" "I don't know, you're gonna have to ask her." "We're asking you." "Well, I'm not telling you, and there's nothing you can do about it." "Oh." "(Clears throat) Really?" "Oh, no, not another animal, please." "♪♪" "I won't, it's just stuck, I gotta pry it... open." "Careful!" "Could you give me a little room?" "Thanks again for covering for me last night." "It was easy." "Mom was busy cleaning, and I started reading Dad my blog post and he fell asleep instantly." "Where were you anyways?" "Uh..." "I was at Maddie's helping her with her homework." "Okay, number one, you're a bad liar." "And number two, Katie does Maddie's homework." "Everybody knows that." "But they're in a fight, remember?" "Oh, yeah." "Any scoop on that?" "No, and if there was, I wouldn't give it to you." "But, you owe me." "Yeah, and that's why I'm helping you with this." "Yes!" "Thank you, thank you!" "The water might have ruined it, but at least you can try now." "What's on there anyway?" "Hours of juicy footage." "Plus, whatever happened in here that ruined the camera in the first place." "I'm gonna catch whoever did this." "Who does she think she is?" "Sending me to the pool." "(Scoffs)" "She did say beach." "And I ended up at the pool." "But still... it worked." "Emma, wait up!" "What?" "We have a little problem." "Little?" "It's huge." "Massive, enormous maximus." "That's not even a word." "Yeah, but it describes our situation." "Genius here brought Phillip to school." "What am I supposed to do?" "Leave him at home so he could eat my mom's brain for lunch?" "He wouldn't do that." "Although, you know what, your mom's hair does smell great." "What shampoo does she use?" "Hello!" "Where is Phillip now?" "Your dad saw him and took us both to the office." "He let me go with three more detentions." "How convenient." "How is that convenient?" "Stop fighting." "So, he's with my dad?" "Alone?" "Oh, we have to get in there." "I know who can help." "♪♪" "What's the emergency?" "Thanks for coming." "You?" "No thank you, I'm outta here." "No, don't go, it's not me." "It's Sophie." "She looks fine to me." "Trust me, she's not." "I still don't get what the problem is." "(Gasping) Sophie!" "Stop imitating me!" "She's not, Desdemona gave her your voice." "Wait..." "Desdemona?" "Oh, that sneaky witchy lunch lady." "Phillip hungry." "(Bag rustling)" "Pizza?" "Uh, no, no, thank you." "(Knocking on door)" "Come in!" "Ursula." "What are you doing here?" "I am Phillip's legal guardian." "You are?" "Yes." "I am here to enroll him in school." "Here you go." "Now, I understand that the two of you had a little... disagreement last year." "Little?" "He tried to bite my ear off." "Oh... (Giggling)" "No!" "No, no." "That was just a little... traditional Transyl-Venetian greeting thing." "But, we have been teaching Phillip American customs." "Phillip?" "Nice to meet you." "Hmm?" "(Growling) Ahh!" "No!" "Phillip, stop, stop!" "Sit, heel!" "Dog, funny... (Chuckling)" "(Ursula chuckling)" "Okay, good Phillip." "All right, is everything in order?" "Yes, everything's in order." "Ursula, I didn't know you wanted to have more children." "Say what?" "It says here that you are adopting him." "I what?" "Mom." "The whole night was just insane." "I know, but you didn't have to threaten everyone like that." "They were all ganging up on me and wanted to take me out." "They even brought a zombie with them." "Witches I can deal with, but a zombie?" "I know, but I think he's actually pretty harmless now." "He even hugged Maddie this morning to say sorry for almost eating her last year." "Well, yeah, because he's biased towards witches." "Just like everyone else." "(Sobbing)" "Oh, no, no-no-no-no, don't... don't cry." "Uh, I don't have a tissue, but I'm gonna go get one." "What's up, buddy?" "Hey, man." "Hey, Mia, are you okay?" "Well, well, well." "Look who it is. "Betraygo."" "Hey, I didn't try to betray anybody." "I was just trying to keep the peace." "Which is a nicer way of saying you're a traitor against all Kanay kind." "Oh, Mrs. Jones, good." "Why is there a kangaroo in the hallway?" "Hey, buddy, how are you?" "Are you..." "Ah, ah, ah!" "Oh, this better work." "Good thinking on the paperwork spell." "I hope I gave her everything she needs." "We didn't have time to go through it." "Yeah, Daniel should've just kept him at home." "And let him eat his mom?" "Look, he wouldn't do that." "(Daniel) Help!" "What, Daniel?" "Run!" "There's a kangaroo!" "I'm adopting him?" "In there!" "What are you do..." "let go of us!" "(All screaming)" "♪♪"