"Guy Walks In..." "Okay, listen up." "This is the NASD Series 7 stockbroker's exam." "It will test your knowledge of stocks, bonds and other securities." "If your last name starts with A through L, you should be next door." "The exam is in two parts, each part is three hours long there will be a one-hour break." "As I call your name, please answer "here."" " Martin, Samantha." " Here." " McClure, Peter." " Here." " Moltisanti, Christopher." " Here!" "Tony!" "Jesus Christ!" "Can I talk to you?" " Where the fuck you been?" " We're gonna talk here?" " Come in the house." " I got your word, I walk in I'm walking back out." "I don't see you for all this time." "No word." "Nothing." "This is how you come back?" "Do I got your word?" "Coffee?" "No." "You look good." " Tan." " Yeah, right." "The tan ghost." "You're a good guy, Tony, but you abuse that jokey shit." " What you gotta say to me?" " I'm back, Tony." "I'm tan." "I'm in a fucking tan nightmare." "What, you think I'm stupid?" "I don't know it when every one of my friends turns against me?" "Fuck!" "All right, easy, okay?" "I don't think you're stupid." "There was a fucking rat." "So you finger me?" "You think I didn't know what was going on when you come to my house, telling me you're my friend?" "That's when I knew I was in trouble." "When out of the blue you start telling me you're my friend!" " Oh, is that right?" " Anthony Jr., get up!" "I think I'm sick!" "You owe me the fucking explanation!" "You know it!" "Well, remind me never to get sick again." "Never to have a serious illness, because with you, Sylvio and Paulie and all you pricks, weakness spreads as fucking treason!" "Fuck you!" "I don't want to hear about your back anymore!" "Who's your fucking boss, huh?" "Who gets the explanation?" "Am I supposed to trust you?" "You off-the-reservation cocksucker!" "It was a broad, Tony." "It was complicated." " My back was for shit, you knew that." " I don't want to hear about your back!" "That's how we met." "This fucking "spondylolisth."" "That's why I was popping Percocets like freaking Jujubes." "So my doctor, he prescribes this clinic for me in Puerto Rico." "I didn't exactly object, given the vibes around here." "Go ahead, check." " You don't tell your wife?" " That twat brought on most of this." " How?" " Listen." "Down there I met this girl." "Twenty-six an acupuncturist." "It was the only thing that helped my sciatic nerve." "One thing led to another." " You can't send one feeler to me?" " I'm gonna trust you?" "Paulie?" "Take the word of a degenerate cop over me?" "Tony, who are you talking to down there?" "Jesus!" "So why'd you come back, huh?" "What changed?" "Nothing changed." "That's the problem." "Still got two kids in college." "One just got married, needs my help." "I gotta get my action back." "Oh, just like that?" "I came to you, Tony." "I'm in your hands." "Bring up two cases of bottled water with you, then!" "Come here." "Come here, you fat fuck." "Hey, my back!" "I still gotta get these frigging shots." "You fucking beached whale." "Hey!" "Want to pat this down too?" "Come here." "Come on." "Don't ever pull this shit again." " So your uncle's under indictment?" " 12 RICO predicates." "Who stepped up to run his crew?" "Piss boy." "Philly Parisi." "Oh, yeah, Philly." "Philly!" "Don't forget the pastries!" "That's my favorite bag." "Don't lose it." "Yo, Philly!" "Were you waiting long?" "Not bad." "We were late landing anyhow." "Thanks for doing this, Philly." "Coming off the lam, every nickel counts." "These fucking cabs!" "So how's Boston?" "It was good to be back for a while, then, you know..." "Do I?" "That place is Scranton, with clams." "So, what's been going on?" "Same tale of woe..." "What's this I hear about Tony Soprano's mother, some accident?" " Had her in a nursing home." " Get out of here." "This upset Junior no end." "When Junior come after him Tony went to the home, tried to suffocate his own mother." "You shouldn't spread that rumor." "That's some ugly shit." "Only telling you." " Listen, you'd be fucking amazed." " There's more?" "No, what?" " He was seeing a psychiatrist." " Tony?" "Fucking broad from Montclair." "Anyway this is who leads us now." "Here you go, kid." "There you go, you big mouth fuck!" "Fuck!" "It's done." "Maybe she's seeing someone." "You know, the way I see you." "See why she'd never tell me." "I'm afraid we have to stop now." " When will your office be finished?" " My new carpet's not in yet." "I'm sorry." "I know this is awkward." "My old therapist worked out of his home." "That's... not convenient for me." "It's all over." "Safe to go home now." "How'd you get this number?" "Where are you calling from?" "Are you watching me?" "You know, Webistics would be perfect for your portfolio." "I know you're on a fixed income but with Webistics you could triple your money in a year." "What time is it?" "So, "E.F." I'm listening." "It's fucking tedious, this shit." "Well, you are the boss." "If it's your executive decision to go down the shore fuck it." "Yeah." "Yo, Matthew." "I gotta take a meeting." "Keep things in control here." "Word up." "Later, chief!" "I shouldn't be telling you this." "Webistics is the next Yahoo." "We're only selling it to preferred clients." "American Forestry?" "191/2, up 3/8." "Very sound company." "Depends on whether you want to go for growth or value." "We've got hundreds of mutual funds to choose from..." "You're supposed to push Webistics!" "I was just giving them alternatives." "Shit!" "Webistics is our pick of the week." "Why?" "It's got a 3 million float, the competition's robust and their technology's two years behind!" "Your stock's a dog!" "We say sell, you sell!" "Don't think about it!" "Please!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Stop that!" "I'm still manager." "This is unacceptable." "Where's Moltisanti?" "I'm gonna make a call." "I know who runs this operation." "Get back in your fucking office." "Anybody else got a problem?" " Tony." " Hey, counselor, how are you?" " How are you?" " Good." " You look good." " Thanks, have a seat." " You want a drink?" " No." "Before we commence, a thousand thank-yous for Webistics." "I sold off some of my Disney to buy it." "My pleasure." "So, where do we stand this month?" "Your uncle's petitioning to get out on a medical, pending trial." "Let him." " He thinks they might let him out." " Maybe as a temptation for you to act." "Since you're at the helm, it gets back to putting up bigger blinds." "Limiting your exposure to potential RICO boo-boos." "Only way to run a family these days is bunker-style you peer out through the slit." "Excuse me." "You're not gonna believe this." "Your sister's here." " Barbara?" " No, Janice." " You're shitting me." " No." "I wonder what the scam is." "I'm gonna be 5 grand lighter before she rain-dances back to the commune." "Tell her she can stay." "Are you sure?" "Yeah." "We'll get Barbara, Tom and the kids and make a reunion out of it." " But obviously..." " Your mother isn't welcome." "Give Janice my love." "See you later." " My sister's here from Seattle." " Nice." "Where is he?" "Let me pinch those bulldog cheeks." "Come over here!" " Puerto Rico?" " Yeah." "That water down there." "You think you'd have shit some weight off." "You say we were gonna crab the river looking for him?" " What's the matter with you?" " Tony explained it." " Listen to this." " You heard about Jimmy Altieri?" "Flipped, fucking asshole." " Had two when they buried him." " So, all my money on the street all those payments, I guess just evaporated?" "We made your pickups for you." "Thanks, Paulie." "I mean that." "No shit." " They all paid up to the letter?" " Few things got lost in the confusion." "You can picture." "Did what we could with the information we had." "Boss of the family deserves the credit." " Salute!" " Salute!" " Hey, Silv." " What?" "I've been gone a long time." "Let me hear it." ""Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in."" ""All right, Kay." "Just this one time, I'll let you ask me about my affairs."" ""Is it true, Michael?"" ""No."" ""You fucking schifosa."" ""Our true enemy has yet to reveal himself."" "He's on a roll!" "I gotta get the fuck out of here!" "Oh, Tony, I hate to ruin the party." "Got a call from Loiaco down at brokerage." ""Chip and Dale" sent one of the brokers to the emergency room." " Oh, fuck me!" "These kids!" "My fucking nephew, right?" "You call him and tell him I want to see him right away." "It all checks out." "Puerto Rico, the clinic." "All that shit, from what I can tell." " How was the guest bed, sleep okay?" " Great." "Except usually I bring my own pillow." "Ergonomic." "Got ripped off at a bus stop in Rapid City." "Linoleum's not good enough no more?" "Look who decides to join us!" "My little brother." " How you doing, Jan?" " Good." " "Parvati."" " I'm her brother, I get a pass." "You look good." "You look like a teenager." " My therapist says I'm regressing." " Your therapist?" " Who pays for that?" " State of Washington." " Total disability." " Oh, yeah the Epstein-Barr." " Was." "Carpal tunnel from my last job." "Steam milk machine." "No worse pain." "I stayed up waiting." "When did you get in?" "Late, you know, morning." "What's that smell?" "Miso soup with seaweed." "She was telling us about Seattle." "I better not see those grunge pants on you." " Dad, how do you stay so hip?" " I'll be back in a sec." "Don't let your father near my soup." "He makes fun but he'll eat anything that's not locked away." "Don't see her in years and you start in on her diet?" "Believe me, she gives as good as she gets." "Give me a hit off that." "Oh, ho!" "Who's in charge here?" "You look sensational, Janice, really." "You know, not a line." " Beautiful kids." "You must be proud." " Yeah, how about that, huh?" "Even with our genes." "So, you still with that..." "Adolf?" "Rolf." "No." "Rolf went back to Andorra." " You seem good." "Mood-wise." " Yeah, things are very good nowadays." "How are things really with Ma?" "She's dead to me." "I don't want to get in your way." "You stayed and took the brunt." "Barb and I, we're never gonna forget." "You forgot it okay for about 20 years." "At least Barb pitched in." "I've made my share of mistakes." "But Ma can't stay in the hospital forever." "I'll tell you about her stroke." "It's called a conversion reaction." "It's a big opera brought on by repressed rage." "It's bullshit." "No infarc-whatever-the-fuck." "But the symptoms were the same as a stroke so she can't take care of herself." "She's on the lam in that hospital." "From me." "Who did what to who, it's not my business." "Mom is bewildered." "I mention you and her eyes fill up with tears." "Oh, boy!" "I'm not asking you to step in, Tony." "It's my turn now." "That's why I came." "She's a strega." "She's the devil." "She was." "Now she's just a confused, frightened old woman." "So, look, all I need is a couple hundred bucks to fix her car so I can get back and forth to the hospital." "Then I'll take her to Seattle." "I'll stay in her house meanwhile." "Oh, I doubt that." " I just put her house on the market." " Oh." "Look..." "I'm glad you're here." "Okay?" "You want to play Florence Nightingale, that's your choice." "Only this is the last time we mention her in this house." "Okay." "Hey, T!" "Seven and Seven, over here." "Whoa, what's the matter now?" "Loiaco called." "Your two friends beat the shit out of a broker." " Two others quit." " He was pushing some other stock!" "It attracts negative attention." "Then the fucks rip off a Porsche from our own building." " I'll call them." " No, you'll go down there." "Now." "What did you get your license for, your résumé?" "I told you, spend more time down at the brokerage." "You're the SEC compliance officer, for chrissake!" "You gotta exercise impulse control." "Okay, Ton." "I'm sorry." "All right." " I can't show it in this condition." " What is this?" "There's a high school up the street." "A sink was left on upstairs." "You don't even want to see the toilets." "Excuse me." "Wait'll I catch these kids." "Break a few windows, think they're Johnny Badass." "Will you stop, please?" "Your sister Barbara and the kids are coming down." "You better not be in this mood." " And I need you to pick up sausage." " Yeah, how many pounds, hot or sweet?" "Don't you act like it's a chore." "This party was your idea." "You said you were happy Janice was home." "And my parents are coming and..." "Oh, really?" "Now that the dragon lady's gone, they'll set foot in our house?" "She said some horrible things to them over the years." "Hey, I'm not defending her." "She's dead to me." "Mope your way through this, I'll cut your throat." " I've been in a great mood lately." " Right." "You need to start therapy again." "You're self-medicating." " We haven't had sex since..." " Forget it." "No therapy." "You should take a look at what they did to your mother's bedroom." "They're rookies." "They're not used to this kind of stress..." " He better not say a word." " It won't happen again." " You got my word on that." " I appreciate it, Chris, thank you." "Come on in." "Hey, Chris, brought you a little capp." "Thanks." "Sit down." "Refresh my memory on this play we're making on Webistics." "We own 400,000 shares at 60 cents." "Trade on the bulletin board, OTC." "If we cold-call enough seniors, pump and dump." "Yeah, yeah." "You guys ain't spent much time in the NFL, face it." "What?" "Two years with Eddie Stags." "Besides waxing his car." " When he was in county..." " When you're bleeding a guy you don't squeeze him dry right away." "Contrarily, you let him do his bidding." "Suavely." "So you can bleed next week and the week after." "At a minimum." "We don't need a guy getting pissed and running to the SEC." " Is that what you're saying?" " Break it down." " Sorry, Chris." " When are we dumping the stock?" "You'll know when you need to know." "Excellent." "This is cold, by the way." "Guys." "Any more Porsches disappear, make it two towns over." "And I want a taste." "You're the man." "She's gonna be so happy to see you." " Grandma, it's me." " Look who's here." " Ma, I'm going downstairs." " You spend all day on that elevator." "Grandma, you've got to eat." "Let me die." "Don't say that." "I saw a light." "And voices calling out to me." "What went on with you and Dad?" "Mom won't tell me." "What?" "Why, what'd he say?" " Nothing." "He won't mention you." " Eh, that one." "He blames me for everything." "I know." "Me too." "At night... they hit us." " Why can't our family just get along?" " Some people don't want to." "But you, you listen to him." "You do what he says." "He's your father." "I won't leave you here like this." "They can't stop me from seeing you." "Meadow." "Meadow." "Take that, in the drawer, in the drawer." "Take it." "Oh, my God." "This was your grandmother's, wasn't it?" "It's so you won't forget me." "Come on, motherfuck!" "Motherfuck!" "Oh, fuck." "I told my family I got broadsided but I passed out behind the wheel." "See, my mother and me, we had a falling out." "And since then, things have been good." " Clean break." " What kind of falling out?" "One of those unfortunate situations." "A lot of screaming, profanity." "Anyway, things were good." "And then my sister came back." "It's good to see her, I guess." "Cues from childhood kick in." "Older sister." "That should be obvious enough." "It's starting to bleed into my business." "What sort of business?" "Commercial and non-putrescible waste." "Mr "Spears."" "I watch the news like everyone else." "I know who you are." "And I saw Analyze This." "I don't need the ramifications that could arise from treating someone like yourself." "Analyze This?" "It's a comedy." "I'm not taking new patients." "Oh, my baby sister!" "Oh, you look great!" "Who is this little guy?" "Traffic was terrible..." "Keep it down!" "You'll scare the neighbors!" "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, my baby!" "Cut it out." "Knock it off!" " Carm, the fire's almost ready." " Great, Parv, I'll be out in a second." ""Parvati," she's a cheese now?" " It's a Hindu goddess." " Nice for her." "She still answers to "Janice" if it makes you more comfortable." "You!" "Go to the market, pick up a couple cans of pears." "Canned pears, not fresh." "That's the secret to my pound cake." "And get some basilico while you're there." " The pears, you want the Dole?" " I'm not even gonna answer this time." "There's a new market, Dad, on Pike." "Lot of changes since you've been here." "With that Mommy Dearest around?" "Never again, I swore it." "It's exactly what she wanted." "You played right into her hands." "Remember what she said to you at your wedding?" "She said it was a mistake." "Tony would get bored with you." "Cannonball!" "Hey, take it easy." "Tom, let me ask you something." "You ever go down to Cape..." "I love seeing them like that over a fire." "They're better over a spit." "Who does Anthony look like right now?" "Dad." "We stopped in to see Ma." "How do you think she is?" "Ma?" "A little weak, but she's all there." "Some family reunion, our mother is barred from the premises." "You shouldn't get too close." "Look what she tried to do to Tony." "I have no fantasies about my mother." "You know he's selling the house?" "Ma's house." "That's what I'm talking about." "Don't get involved, let Tony handle it." "I called you 'cause I thought you'd want to know if your mother was ill." "180 grand he's asking for that place." "Like he needs that." "I'm glad someone's taking charge." "You'll get your cut." "Ma's not dead yet and there's no will." "What?" "I mean, Ma still has rights." "Tony pays for her retirement home, for the upkeep on her car..." "Take it easy." "According to you, that could've been Robert Mitchum." "Jesus Christ." "Fucking Paulie Gualtieri." "Isn't he dead yet?" "You're not gonna stay for dessert?" "It's grappa cake my mother made." "My friends are having a gallery opening and I'm trying to get them to finance my video." "I'll leave some cake out for you." " Hey." " What's up?" "What the fuck?" " I am sure there's an explanation." " Oh, there is." "There is." "Take Ma back to Seattle." "She came for the house and a $400 car." "That was the con." "That's the level she works at." " Maybe the sign was broken or fell." " I'm still a little fat kid to her." "She think she's gonna stop the sale, picking up a sign?" "She were here, I'd bounce her head against the wall!" "Look at yourself, Tony!" "What do you care about that house?" "It's not gonna stop with the house." "The $300 pillow then the video equipment." " When are you getting back to therapy?" "Hey, don't start with that." "Okay?" "I'm not insane and I'm not overreacting." "You don't know this little pucchiac..." " All right!" "This is getting you no place." "Go outside join the party, be with friends, have some pleasure." "Go ahead." " Fucking bitch!" " Tony!" "Go ahead." "Go have a beer." " What the fuck you doing?" " Second seating coming up." "Fucking moron." "Look at my wife over there." "No, wait, Ton." "The neighbor's dog is on your property." "You're a fucking moron." "Anyway, we flew first class." "What service?" "You get frequent flyer upgrades?" "Only time you took a trip was with the Rockette who put LSD in your drink." " Where'd you get the tickets?" "Cuban?" " Yeah." "There must be a way to divert frequent flyer miles on a grand scale." "You gotta break into the main computer." " What is that, "cracking"?" " Hacking." "Shelley Hack!" "Remember her?" " Yeah, those were the days." " Good actress." "Let me tell you something, you can't get good sausage and peppers no more." "I used to go down to Mulberry St. when I was a kid." "Sausage and peppers." "Now you go down there and there's these guys with towels..." " You didn't like it?" " Fuck off." "So when do we get to roll with Tony?" " What?" " Are you tripping?" "We gotta work our way up." "Must be deep, hanging out with him." " Who?" " Mr. T." "You cap motherfuckers together?" "Nah, too big." "He doesn't get dirty." "We don't mind, we'll do anything." "Wet work, pick up his shirts." "Does Tony ever... talk about us?" "No." " You gonna drink or just sit there?" " Sit." " What the fuck's the matter with you?" " You leave my gas burner on." " I almost lit a cigarette and died!" " I apologized!" "Why you can't use a lighter to cook your shit is beyond me." " When things were finally going good..." " Shut up!" "Why?" "They'll still kiss ass." "They don't care if you're a junkie." "Sit down!" " I hate you, fucking pig." "Get off me!" " Fucking whore!" " Fuck you." " Go home!" "Get my dinner ready!" "Don't yell." "Don't scream." "All cutlery stays right where it is." "How's the bagels here?" "You don't answer my calls, I got no choice." "Walking away is a choice." "Ruining my practice, it's a choice." "You got your office back." "No harm done." "One of my patients committed suicide because I wasn't available to her." "Know what that means to me?" "She can't eat bagels." "She can't call in sick because she's feeling blue." "She's gone." "She's in the ground because of you." "I don't deserve your help." " And I hate your system." " Fuck you!" "But I got a family." "Believe it or not, they're better off with me than without." "And I don't know what else to do." " I drove off the road." " You look fine." "The airbag." " You told me if I was driving and..." " That was a different time for us." "I don't blame you." " Maybe you can recommend somebody." " I would never ask another colleague to get involved in this." "How many more have to die for your personal growth?" "Look at me." "I swear to Jesus Christ, nobody got killed 'cause of you." "Get out of my life!" "Hey." "What are you doing home?" "Nothing." "I thought it was A.J., home from school." "Yeah." " You all right?" " Yeah." "Want a little cold pasta?" "I could microwave it." "Looks good." " Want cheese, something to drink?" " Nah." "Sit down." "English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI" "Toodle-fucking-oo" "Hey, no speeding." "This is a party zone!" "Come on!" "We can do it!" "Hey, Janet Jackson." "Hi, Mr. Soprano!" "Where's Meadow?" "I give up." "In the house?" " Tony." " Billy, thanks for calling." "As soon as I found out it was your mom's place." "O.D. Friend says Special K and ecstasy." " You fucking kidding me?" " Your kid's all right." "She's a little drunk." "321, repeat, you're breaking up." "529, are you in pursuit of vehicle on 75 North?" " In your grandmother's house." " It wasn't my fault." "If I had a quarter every time I heard that I'd have a private jet on 24-hour standby." "Get in the car." " In your grandmother's house." " Now he's repeating himself." "Just lucky I knew that cop." "So he cut me a favor." "Let me guess, he owes you money?" " What did she do?" " Go upstairs." " No, I want to see the fight." " Get your little ass up those stairs!" "Meadow!" " We can talk about it in the morning." " Get down here!" "Let her go to bed." "I want her to answer for herself!" "She's drunk!" "Was she driving?" "I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't!" "Don't puke on the floor!" "You still up?" "Go to bed!" " She's on ecstasy and you yell at me?" " Get up there!" "What did she say for herself?" "The usual shit. "Wasn't my fault."" "There was designer drugs there, Tony." "So, what did you say?" "I don't know." "I yelled." "What the fuck else am I gonna do?" "You sure you're gonna be all right, Uncle Rich?" "I want to walk." "See if I run into any of the old crowd." "Thanks, doll." "Motherfucker." "There has to be consequences." "What kind of parents would we be if we let her get away with this?" "Typical?" "Plenty of parents still crack the whip." "Yeah, that's what they tell you." "I cannot wait until she goes off to college." "Oh, right, so you can get Empty Nest Syndrome and go on Wellbutrin like your sister." "As a parent today, you are over a barrel no matter what you do." "You take the car, you're a chauffeur." "Ground her, you stay in and be a prison guard." "Throw her out, social services returns her and we face a judge." "She's not 18 yet." "That's your solution?" "All I'm saying, with the laws today, you can't restrain your kid physically." "She could sue you for child abuse." "There has to be consequences." "And there will be." "I hear you, okay?" "Let's not overplay our hand." "If she knows we're powerless, we're fucked." "Hey." "That guy wants to talk to you." "Jesus." "Mother of Christ!" "Richie." "So when did you get out?" "How come nobody told me?" "That's funny." "Paulie Walnuts told me he ran into you this morning." "Honest to fucking God, nobody said a word." "Just shut the fuck up." "You know, I did a lot of meditation in the can on this." "On what?" "You can't believe how crazy things..." " You ever meditate?" " Me?" "Meditate?" " Are you crazy?" " Not as crazy as I used to be." "But still crazy enough to take an eye out." "What's going on here, Rich?" "Ten years." "And not even a pleasant "Go fuck yourself" from you I get." "You know, I always asked how you were doing." "Hold on there." "You." "How could you let my dear friend sit here with an empty cup?" " I'm sorry." " That's all right." "Take it easy, kid." "Bring this gentleman a veal-parm sandwich." "And hurry the fuck up about it." "The other two stores doing as good as this?" "Come on, you know, it's a grind." "That doesn't answer my question." "Rich, I know you're a made guy, so I lose either way." "But I always respected you and your brother, Jackie." "I'm no victim here." "I'm not some greaseball storeowner." "I'm sorry, Richie." "I will not be shaken down." "This sucking up to Tony Soprano has done wonders for you." "I go away for a while." "I come back, you're a tough guy." " Don't do this." " Do what?" "Take what's owed to me?" " What's owed to you?" " I put you in action, Beansie." "You got a bad memory, Beansie." "Veal parmigiana sandwich." "Fuck you." "I'll be back every Saturday, partner." "I don't fucking believe this." "I'm being shaken down, for what?" "Tell me, what did I do?" "This is not right." "I'm not gonna fucking lay down." "I'll step up." "Won't lay down, huh?" "You don't want to lay dawn?" "You piece of shit!" "All right, let's get her down here." "I guess." " Where is the Bride of Frankenstein?" " She's still sleeping." " Yeah, right." "Go wake her up." " I wake her up?" "I want to get this shit out of the way before I go out." " You guys are making too much of this." " I don't think we're making enough." "She was drunk." "Her choice." "There's a Zuni saying:" ""For every 20 wrongs a child does, ignore 19."" "There's an old Italian saying:" ""You fuck up once, you lose two teeth."" "That's what all this is about." "Ego and control." " I beg your pardon?" " No, don't try to make sense with her." "No, I want to understand this." "Go ahead, tell me." "You want to hold on to control over a young woman whose entire biological determinism is to achieve independent thought and behavior." "She's exercised her independence but you want to penalize her because you don't like her choices." "Go get a fucking permanent." "I'm trying to watch TV!" "Well." "Good morning." "I'm sorry, is it afternoon?" " Mom, please." " Please what?" " You'd better have some answers." " Yeah." "That's right!" " Fine." "You're punished." " For what?" "I didn't do anything!" "You did nothing?" " It wasn't my fault!" " It's never your fault, Meadow." "It was gonna be me, Hunter and the Macaluso twins." "Then Steve shows up with Adam and people from Boonton!" "So Steve's just trying doorknobs till he hits the jackpot?" " No, Hunter tells him." " Now with the Hunter." "And she's at home, blaming it on you." "It's an old game." "You try studying day and night to get into college." " We work hard." "We deserved a night!" " Take it easy." "Take it easy." "I'm sorry you're under a lot of pressure." "It's still no excuse." " So who was this ecstasy guy?" " I just told you." "Adam." "I don't know him." "He came with Steve." "The Steve I know?" "The school kid you're always with?" "He's a flake." "Why do you think I stopped hanging with him?" "That's news to me you don't hang out with Steve." "It's painful to talk about, okay?" "You're gonna get punished." "Look, you guys, I know what I did was not okay." "I've been thinking about it a lot and really not feeling good about myself." "You should take away my Discover card." " You better believe it!" " That's right!" "For two weeks." "Three!" "How do I buy gas?" "Your allowance." "I spent my allowance." "And I already owe Mom." "The Pashmina." "We can wait on that." "You get 10 dollars a week." "Cash." "No more." "Till you get your card back." "For gas!" "Come here." "Look at you." "You look great." "You're sinew." "You sack of shit." "If you lost that baby fat, you'd disappoint me." "Hey, fuck you." "You been laid yet?" "God, what's wrong?" "I'm trying." "Hey, I said 4:00." "I leave before the stock market closes you yell for not watching the phone guys." "Meet Richie Aprile." "Jesus Christ, how you doing?" "Your brother, Jackie, was like a fucking god." "A great leader." "And I heard a lot about you." "Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you." "That's why I'm here." "What do you mean?" "Out of respect for our friend here, I'm gonna talk nice." "I ever hear you raise your hands to my niece again next time you won't see my face." "You understand?" "Who told you I put my hand on her?" "Is this kid getting jerky with me?" "Look, kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself." "I'm from the old school." "You want to raise your hands, give her your last name." "Then it's not my business." "Until then, keep your hands in your pockets." "We understand each other?" "Now get out of here." "I want to talk to Tony." "Go ahead." "He's a good kid." "Capable." "Look, Ton, this is the thing." "I want to get my shy business back." "I keep getting calls from Jackie's customers..." " Where the fuck are you going?" " I'll talk to you later, Richie." "What just happened?" "No more business talk with him directly." "You fucking with me?" "You can talk to him." "But not now." "And never here." "Can you believe we drank a whole bottle of wine?" "Thank God!" " Cheers." " Cheers." " We're out of here." " Okay." "Richie broke a chair over his head." "You shitting me?" "Hit him with a coffeepot too." "Broke his cheekbone." "Prick." "I talked to him yesterday." "He's all sweetness and lights." "Already this shit's getting old." "Yo, bright eyes." " Where you going?" " This isn't the Bing, huh?" "Fuck did I say?" "Hey, how have you been?" "Can't complain." " You look good." " Where did your friends go?" " Tell them to come back, join us." " No, they're leaving." "First time here." "Excellent veal." "We making small talk now?" "Nice to see you." "Yeah, you too." " Toodle-oo." " Bye-bye." "Not a bad ass." "She had nice pipe-fitter lips." "No disrespect." "Hey, what do I give a fuck?" "I hardly know her." "You mean, you would take the lips over the tits?" "Trust me, my boy." "There's two things I'm good at:" "It's pulling dents and spotting good blowjobs." "And that sweetie had world-class blowjob lips." "Am I right, skipper?" "Good or no?" "What the fuck do I know?" "It was a long time ago." "All right, she was good." "All right?" "Good?" "Or great?" "Why you busting my balls?" "It was a long time ago." "Hey, I remember every blowjob I ever got." "You remember your first blowjob?" "Yeah, of course." "How long did it take for the guy to come?" "I said, "You remember your first blowjob?"" ""Yeah. " "How long did it take for the guy to come?"" ""Toodle-fucking-oo"?" "What the fuck was that?" "I couldn't sleep from the embarrassment." "What was so wrong?" "It's an accepted form of goodbye." "That's not the way I talk with patients." "It wasn't me." "It was someone else." "It was Jennifer." "For whatever reason, at that moment, you felt safer showing him Jennifer." "What did you see at that table that made you want to hide "Doctor"?" "Who were you hiding from?" "I saw a patient that I never wanted to see again." "That's who I was hiding from." "A patient." "When you say "see" do you mean professionally or just plain "see"?" " What's the difference?" " There's a big difference." "If it was just a matter of just plain old "see" the cordial doctor would've said, "Good night."" "But, because he's someone you didn't want to see professionally you abandoned the doctor façade and adopted the Jennifer posture." "Hence, "Toodle-oo."" "You're almost there, Elliot, but not quite." "Young girls are not accountable for their behavior." "I think "Toodle-oo" was the action of a ditsy young girl." "And I regressed into the girl thing to escape responsibility for abandoning a patient." "He asked me for help." "Look, I need you as a colleague to tell me that I did the right thing." "You gotta ask yourself why you became a psychiatrist." "If it was to help people stop smoking or biting nails then so be it." "There's nothing wrong with that." "Another patient committed suicide because I was treating this man." "Because I had to go on the lam." "Treating patients from a motel room isn't optimum but you were there for her, in phone contact." "It would have been the same if you'd been on vacation." "Did you say "lam"?" "And lifting up into Cobra." "And now rising up into Downward Facing Dog." "Coming back down into Cobra." "And relaxing into Child's Pose." "Richie." "Janice." "You know, I thought that was you." ""Parvati."" "I changed my name to Parvati in '78." "I thought you lived in California now." "Seattle, actually, last couple years." " So, how long you been...?" " Out of jail?" "One week." "That's where I picked up this yoga shit." "It's working." "You seem very supple." "I'm doing a lot of stretching." " So you back now?" " My mom's at St. Erasmus." "A stroke." "Sorry to hear that." "Tony didn't say anything about it." " Guess we're all getting a little old." " Only if that's our choice." "Drag me all the way out here..." "I walk through the food court, this kid spills fried rice on me." "Take it easy." "Keep your voice down." "Let's talk." "Yeah, let's." "How would you feel?" "Your crew evaporates, then you walk away from me like I got a disease." "I don't talk business." "Don't take it personal." "I'm a government target." "Why do you think we're meeting in a fucking mall?" "It feels disrespectful." "You know, that's all I'm saying." "I'm the guy who saved you from the hit parade." "When?" "When did you ever step in for me?" "You forget?" "You and my brother stuck up Feech LaManna's card game?" "Feech was a made man." "If it wasn't for me, you would've got a vicious beating, to say the least." "You know I love you." "You're like my big brother." "You'll be taken care of." "What was yours before you left will be yours again." "You just gotta give us some time." "Jeez, Anthony, you'd do that for me?" "Hey, fuck you." "What's mine is not yours to give me." " Hey, prick, you reached out to me." " I said what I wanted to say." "Well, we got a problem, kid?" "I'm trying to get you to slow down." "Things are different now." "You gotta be extra, extra careful." "When do you know me not to be careful?" "When?" "You been out of the can 10 minutes, you shake down Beansie for a piece." "Do me a favor, back off." "He's a good earner." "Yeah, for you." "That's none of your fucking cazzi." "Those joints are a cash business." "They come in handy." " He's a sneaky cocksucker." " Whatever, back off." "You taking the side of a civilian over me?" "Christ, I'm asking you to do me a favor." "Do it if you want to." "If you don't, go fuck yourself." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "How's your sister?" " There's no need for that talk." " What?" "My sister." "Janice." "How's she doing?" "Oh, I thought you were baiting me." "You know..." ""How's your sister?" "Fuck your mother."" "See what she did?" " Who?" " Meadow." "That house is fucked!" " Thought you didn't swear." " What are you talking about?" "I'm outraged." "No, I am beyond outraged." "Talk about disgrace?" "Disrespect for other people's property?" "It's like a freaking shooting gallery." "It smells of urine, there's puke all over the hardwood floors..." " Sounds like your place in Venice." " She's been punished." "Three weeks without a card." "Oh, Madonna, that's some heavy shit there!" " Janice..." " lf that was my child..." "You got a lot of fucking balls, you know that?" " Don't talk to me like that." " Let's clear the air here." "You're a Vishnu-come-lately, playing concerned." "Who the fuck are you kidding?" "You're here to pick the frigging bones." "There's a lot I could say right now that I am not gonna say." "A lot of balls." "Temper tantrums." "He hasn't changed one iota since we lived in Newark." "Not one!" "You're passing judgment on him, Janice." "On us as parents." "How we discipline our children is none of anybody's business." "You let that girl walk all over you, you'll regret it." "Mother of God, Janice!" "Are all of you Sopranos the same?" "I ask you nicely to stay out of it, you pretend not to hear." "Maybe you'll hear this." "Mind your fucking business." "Keep your mouth shut when it comes to my kids!" "Maybe I've stayed here too long." "The fall in the shower didn't affect your pre-existing heart condition." " But you already knew that." " It never hurts to be sure." "Fucking bum hip." "What next does the Man Upstairs have in store for me?" "You're lucky it was a sprain." "The thing is, doc, I've been feeling these, like, little fibrillations." "Psychosomatic." "You got out of jail on a medical." "It's the mind-body connection." "Your body's just pitching in to help." "Hey!" "There's my boy!" "I was afraid you didn't get the message." "Put a shirt on, I'm getting a chubby." "Doc, this is one of my dearest friends." "Richie, this is the best heart man in the world, Doug Schreck." "Mr. Soprano oversold me." "I'm only the best in the Western world." "Fucking ball-breaker." "Doc, do me a favor?" "Me and Richie..." "Yeah, no problem." "He's good." "Lets me use his doctor- patient privilege to meet people here." "Fucking house arrest." "Federal marshals so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem." "Jesus, you look good." "How you feeling?" "Better than some, not as bad as others." "I gotta meet Tony at a mall, you here." "What the fuck is happening?" "Like the man said, "May you live in interesting times."" "You met with Tony?" "It's more like a fucking audience with the pope." "What are you gonna do?" "Whatever you tell me." "You and your brother were always good boys." "You tell me this is the way it is, then so be it." "You tell me otherwise I'm yours, Junior." "Whatever, whoever." "You just say it." "Once again, a big welcome home to our guest of honor." "Richie was surprised by the changes in 10 years." "New Jersey has a hockey team." "It's interesting, Meadowlands is the only NHL arena where the penalty box is maximum-security." "Maximum-security penalty box." "Help me." "What the fuck?" "I was talking to Paulie Walnuts who thought that Richie had been in Bosnia where there's also a large Muslim population." " That's it." "Out of here." " Enough." "And now for all you youngsters with visions of tit-fucking in your head here are the Bing girls!" "Come on!" "Hey." "Welcome home." "Wait till you open it." "It's all ones." "I'm a grandfather now, Rich." "Imagine that?" "Please, no pictures." "Exploiting medical curiosities is against the law." "That why they canceled your mom's audition?" "What did you say?" " It's a homecoming." " Cocksucker." "Take a walk." "Welcome home, Rich." " Is Beansie here?" " Haven't seen him." "Richie, how's your balls?" "They're hanging." "Ready and waiting." "What?" "Go with Silvio." " Who?" " Go!" "I'll hold this." " Don't worry about it." " Come on." "This guy." "Trust me!" "He's got a real fucking attitude problem." " Careful." " Come on." "He just did 10 fucking years." "He has a right to be a bit fucked up." "Richie will be all right." "I see you like the dark." "Yeah, something like that." "Silvio says we can't take it." "Whose joint did you just cop, mine or his?" " Did we do something wrong?" " You were fine." "Get out of here." "Hey, buddy!" "What the fuck are you doing?" "What'd you think Tony Soprano was gonna do for you?" "You got a raging hard-on for me." " I don't know what for!" " You don't?" " Come here!" " No." "Come here!" "Come here!" "How come you weren't at the party?" "I moved a lot of H for you and you made the lion's share." "You're just bitter because I invested my money smart and you didn't." "I spent mine on lawyers, you slippery fuck!" "You want to talk like a tough guy?" "Tough guy, here!" "Hey, come on." "Please, no guns." "What happened to "I'm no greaseball storeowner"?" "Tell me again how you won't lay down, huh?" "Asshole!" "Janice?" " I'm sorry, is the music too loud?" " Oh, no, it's fine." "I just wanted to apologize." "You know, about earlier." "No, I should be apologizing to you." "I was out of line." "You're right." "I never raised a child." "I was robbed of that when Eugene took him back to Montreal." "I'm petitioning the State Department but they have me on their enemy radicals list, so..." "When was the last time you saw Harpo?" "He changed his name to Hal." "I'm sorry, Carm, can we not talk about him?" "Look, I just want you to know that I was way out of line." "Well, I'm sorry too." "Really, I just feel terrible." "You know, you're family." "And family means a lot." "I just don't feel right about you leaving here." "I don't know." "I don't think Tony wants me here." "Where will you go?" "The house is in no condition to move into, especially now." "I'll be all right." "No, I'm sorry." "I really can't let you leave." "Really, I want you to stay." "Okay." " Okay." " All right." " Well, good night." " Good night." "Oh, maybe just a little bit." "The music." "Oh, all right." "Richie, no!" "Richie, no!" "Jesus!" " Do I put the chocolate in now?" " Put it in, I'll pour the milk." "What did your parents say about Saturday?" "The usual." "Nothing." "They're afraid I'll go bulimic again." "Mine just "blah, blah, blah."" "Purge and they won't say anything." "When will they realize we're adults, responsible for ourselves?" "So we had a party at your grandmother's." "Would they prefer we go to Limelight?" "Hello!" "It's because they have no life." "They focus on bullshit." "So, what did yours do?" "They took my Discover card for three weeks." " That's nothing." " I know, it was my idea." " Dicks." " So hypocritical too." "When you think how my dad makes a living." "Oh, jeez!" "What is this?" " Why don't you ring for the nurse?" " Never you mind!" "That's their job." "I don't need them." "My daughter came all the way from Seattle." "Oh, Jesus!" "Hello?" " She rang for you." " I did not." "Mrs. Soprano." " Who are you?" " Richie." "Richie Aprile." "But I thought you were dead." "No, hon, that was my brother, Jackie." "Oh, I'm sorry." "How did he die, the poor baby?" "He had cancer." "Me too." "Shut that curtain, will ya?" "You know, I was in a private room." "My Johnny would roll over in his grave if he saw this." "Oh, they wheel people in and out, in and out." "Oh, go on!" "So isn't Parvati supposed to be here?" "I don't know who that is." "Your daughter, Parvati." "Janice." "Oh, yeah, please." "Don't start with that name business." "She did it to shame me." "You'll have to have your tea without lemon." "Richie." "You see the beautiful flowers he brought me?" "Yeah, see?" "Your father has friends with class." "Not like some people." "Ma, he's not one of Dad's friends." "He's my friend." "You mean, he's your boyfriend?" "Remember?" "You used to yell at me for beeping my horn when I came to pick up Janice." "Pimps beep!" "You know, someday somebody's gonna wash out your mouth with soap, hon." "Oh, yeah, who?" "You?" "Oh, I wish the Lord would take me." " The man's come to visit you." " Take it easy!" "Is that how you talk to your mother?" "You lay the same trip on everybody who comes." " Don't you have any shame?" " Shame?" "Oh, I got plenty of shame." "Believe me." "You don't want to hear what I'm ashamed of." "Go ahead, Ma." "Shoot your best shot." "Never you mind." "Just remember what we talked about last week." "Ma, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria for some coffee." " Are you coming back?" " Yes." "I bet you're very good to your mother." "She'll be better when I get her home." "Does that mean you're sticking around?" " lf I don't, who'll take care of her?" " What about Tony?" "Long story." "You haven't heard what happened?" "Tony blames everyone else for anything bad in life, including Ma." "Tony?" "No." "Trust me." "Nothing's ever his fault." "So, what's with the flowers, Mr. Candy Stripe?" "I couldn't visit her empty-handed." "Oh." " You weren't at yoga." " I'm very busy with my mother." "Too busy for dinner?" "We weren't good together 20 years ago." "Why do you think it's any different now?" "Let's get to the point." "After getting to where I am, it'd be ridiculous to decompensate now." "I am so not that person anymore." "It works both ways." "You know, I don't think I'd be interested in the same Jan I knew." " So, what, you've grown?" " Well, you tell me." "Did you ever think you'd see Richie Aprile doing Downward Facing Dog?" " Can she put more gook shit in here?" " It's not that much." "Soy milk, tofu, I hate all that shit!" "Yeah, me too." "Shut up, you said you liked soy milk." "I lied." "She was taking me to the video store." "I'm happy Aunt Parvati's staying." "The one who thinks you're spoiled?" "It wasn't my fault." "How many fucking times I gotta say it?" " Hey!" " Whoa!" "Don't look like you're gonna cry." "You made your bed." "I need $ 15." "Excuse me?" "A Cole Porter CD." "It's for Madrigals." "We're doing three of his songs." "You took my card, remember?" "Here." "What's your problem?" "Nothing." "Thank you, by the way!" "Janice should be home by now." "My sister was almost out and you fall for her con?" "She can't afford a motel." "How about she goes back to where she was for 20 years while I took care of our mother?" "I thought we couldn't mention Grandma in this house." "Fine." "I'm not gonna argue with you, Tony." "You tell her to leave." "I won't." "It's not Christian." "See?" "This shit works out." "She's a Buddhist." "Hello!" "We're in here, Par." " Isn't it cruel to cut flowers?" " Richie gave them to Ma." " They're beautiful." " Aren't they?" "Richie?" "Richie Aprile?" "He went to visit her." "You know he always loved Ma." "All right, I gotta go." "You better water them." "I think I hear them crying." "Aw, Jesus Christ!" "Peter, you're scaring your mother." "Leave me the fuck alone." "Hey, is that a way to talk?" "Tony?" "Can you pick up the BBC on that thing, or what?" " No jokes please, Tony." " Only family." "Let him stay." "How you doing, pal?" "You said he wasn't gonna bother me, Tony." "Jesus." "They said I might not walk." "Come on, Mom." "Let's go downstairs for a little while." "You gonna let that animal get away with this?" "I'll let you talk to your "friend."" "Don't listen to these fucking doctors." "When it comes to spinal injuries, it's all a mystery to them." "Paulie's cousin got run over by a forklift." "Broke his back." "The guy's dancing in tango competitions." "All right, here." "Here." "I can't do it." "Come on." "Thanks." "Thanks, Tony." "I might not be able to wipe my own ass, you know that?" "Your nose is as far as I'm willing to go." "Listen Beans." "You 1000% sure it was Richie Aprile driving?" "A thousand percent?" "No." "A fucking million percent." "And let me tell you something." "He's lucky I ain't no rat fuck." "Because the law knows that was no random hit-and-run." "Don't start talking foolish." "We're old school, right?" "We wash our own dirty laundry." "Hey, am I right, Beans?" "Yeah, yeah." "Old school." "Okay, good." "So you here to see your ma?" "I hear she's upstairs." "No, I came here to see you, you prick." "That's okay." "Go do what you gotta do." " I told you to back off Beansie." " I did." "Then I put it in drive." "This is funny?" "He might never walk again." "Did you know that?" "And for what?" "He didn't duke you enough?" "He didn't visit you in the can?" "When did you visit anybody in the can?" "When's the last time you gave a fuck about anybody but yourself?" "You remember one thing, and listen good." "You want to talk this old school shit?" "Here's a rule you might remember:" "I'm the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots." "You pay me the respect I gave your brother or we're gonna have a problem." "A bad one." "Now get the fuck out of here." "All right, Tony." "Yeah." "All right." " Hey." " How you doing?" "I'll open it, you change the locks." "Okay." "English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI" "Do Not Resuscitate" "Three weeks to let me visit?" "Be careful." "These motherless fucks listen to everything." "A nephew's visiting his uncle, who loves him." "I got nothing to say." "So many tragedies to those close to you, huh?" "Don't be so smart." "Things could have gone the other way, nephew." "Yeah, but they didn't." "What's this shit I'm hearing about your heart?" "This problem you and me had your mother had nothing to do with it." " She's dead to me." " She's a sick woman." "Who are you kidding?" "It kills you that people are talking." "That an old woman made an ass out of you." "Not half so bad as certain rumors floating around about you." "How Tony Soprano fluffs his mother's pillow so she can get her sleep." " Who said that?" " Want to make this nonsense disappear?" "Make peace with her." "No bad blood." "It'll be good for all of us." "No fucking way." "Tell Bacala to come out of his hole." "I want to see him tomorrow." "What for?" "Black men industrialized the North, but we still fight for jobs." "That's right!" "Over 25 joint-fitters on this site, not a black man to be found." " Tell it, reverend!" "Why?" " I'll tell you why." "Black joint-fitters have been shut out of the unions." "Yeah!" "That's right!" "Out of work while their white joint-fitter fills his stomach." "My father put his life on the line for this country." "Come on up here, Papa." "Somebody help my papa on up here." "This is my papa!" "Fought in World War II, against tyranny." "Came home to establish his own tabernacle." "But when he came home..." "I said, when he came home he had to fight a different kind of war all over again!" "Talk to them, Papa!" "Talk to the people, Papa!" "Since then, we have spilled our blood in Korea Vietnam and Iraq." "Every time, I say, "Sweet Jesus, let them do right when they get back."" "But somebody forgot to tell the Man." " You know what I mean!" " Tell him, reverend!" "Oh, yes, I'm gonna tell him!" "I'm gonna tell him, no more cutting us out of the dream!" "No more!" " No more!" " No more!" "You hear that, Mr. Massarone Brothers Construction?" "No more!" " Somebody tell me what we want!" " Jobs!" " When do we want it?" " Now!" " What do we want?" " Jobs!" "Hey, Med!" "I'm gonna visit "She who can't be named. " Want to come?" "Grandma?" "You mean like now?" "I'd really like to, but I gotta study my French." "Stupid verbs." "No biggie." "Hey!" "I want to talk to you." "What were you doing with that sign?" " I wanted to talk to you about that." " I'm selling Ma's house, understand?" "Now put the sign back in the ground!" "End of discussion!" "Period!" "You're so left-brained." "The house is still for sale." "The agent still has a listing." "What was the sign doing in your car?" " Don't try to deny it!" " I'm trying to save a little money." "Do you remember Cathy Fiola?" "She was in my class, with the birthmark." " What about her?" " She's in real estate and charges three percent commission." "That's half, Tony." "Thousands of dollars." "Maybe Ma could use it." "Yeah?" "Fuck her!" "Next time you disappear, park that piece of shit on the street!" "This isn't a hotel!" "We're out of cran-apple." "Is plain apple okay?" "Oh, sure, doll." "Oh, honey?" "Could you get me some strawberry ice cream?" "They can't expect me to eat this tapioca." "I'll see what I can do." "She cracks me up." "Well, I can't believe it." "It's my daughter from California!" " Seattle, Ma." " Would you like some of my tapioca?" " Good morning." " Oh, you reek of cigarettes." "Ugh!" "Look at you, all dressed, out of bed." "Yeah, but you see my hand?" "It's all black and blue where they stuck in the needle." " It's how you get better." "You don't care." "You weren't here five minutes." "I went to the city for a few days." "I'm pitching my self-help video." ""Lady Kerouac," or, "Packing for the Highway to a Woman's Self-Esteem."" "You could never stand it here." "You could never stand yourself." " And that's why you ran away." " Let's not go there today, Ma." "You think it was easy for me?" " You don't know how your father was!" " What do you mean?" "Nobody knows!" "Nobody knows what I went through." "What about Daddy?" "One thing I could tell you." "It would kill him to see me now." "Here's your ice cream." "Then we can take our walk." "Leave me alone, please." "Open the window and just push me out." " I can't take this anymore." " Mrs. Soprano, what's wrong?" " What happened?" " She just started crying." "You!" "I know why you're here!" "You don't fool me for a second!" " You want to take my house!" " Ma!" "You don't know what goes through my mind." " Well, that's for fucking sure!" " Someday, I hope you have children and they treat you like this." " I gave my life to my children." " This is bullshit." "Talk to me." "These activists, they're killing me." "They're picketing my place 24-7." "Three days I'm down." " Who?" " A hard-on, Reverend Herman James, Jr." ""Not enough minorities doing the joint-fitting."" " That's under my uncle's jurisdiction." " I know." "But you could talk to him, maybe send some guys down and make it uncomfortable for these people." " Like you did, with your unions." " It's gonna cost you." "You're already raping me with those no-show jobs." "You're not such a citizen when you want a bid to go your way." "Take it easy." "I'll see what I can do." "In the meantime, call animal control." "Watch you don't get followed meeting me." "You're late." "Bobby Baccalieri, the last man standing." " I'm not saying nothing." " Don't want to get in trouble." "A lot of funerals in your corner of the world, huh?" "Fucking our boost, what, you refinance your house?" "Look at me, not the floor." "Talk to that bald cocksucker who calls himself my father's brother." "Tell him I'm gonna let him keep on earning." "Subsistence level." "He'll be able to pay his lawyers." "Let me say for him, thank you." "You're gonna hear some high-end shit." "And A:" "I hope you understand it and B:" "I hope you keep it between this room and Junior." "If you don't, they're gonna find pieces of you in different dumpsters." "I inherited Junior." "You got no reason to talk to me this way." "I always liked you." "Bullshit." "But we'll assume you do now." "Tell my uncle he gets to keep 5%." "5% of his shy the sports betting." "Same with the coke." "The Joint-Fitters Union, it's all his, okay?" "Listen." "This is very important." "He also gets to keep his stripes." "As far as the feds are concerned, they've got the boss in jail." "Hearing different creates confusion." "Got it." "As far as the rest of everything that Junior owned it's now mine." "I'll get this to him, Tony." "That's it." ""To the victor belongs the spoils."" "Get out of here before I shove your quotations book up your fat ass!" "Mr. Bompensiero, is your wife here to drive you home?" "Skip." "Skip?" " How we feeling?" " Fucking great." "He's gonna be out of it for an hour or so." "It went great." "You'll feel the difference in your back in a few days." "Buzz me when he feels ready to leave." "Yeah, we'll buzz you, honey." "Buzz." "Buzz." "Buzz..." "My back don't feel one iota different." "It'll take a couple of days for the steroids to kick in." "I gotta get in my Jacuzzi." "Too much stress in your life, Sal." " Tony doesn't know you're back yet?" " Jesus Christ, no." "I didn't go see him yet." " You're all alike." " We've seen guys drag their dicks." "Take advantage of the government's generosity, playing both ends." "Will you give me a window over here?" "He's already suspicious." "I gotta be careful." "Altieri ate the pill for you." "Any suspicions went to the grave with Jimmy Altieri." " I've known Tony 30 years, now this?" " Spare me, okay?" "You been on our tit since '98." "Chauffeur to and from the doctor that we found for you." "We let you back on the street." "We want results." "He tried to suffocate his own mother." "His own uncle wanted him whacked." "You said he's been shitting on you for years." " I know what I said." " Plus he's been crying to a shrink." "You don't owe him dick." "Don't take a bullet for a yuppie who thinks you're his errand boy." "Your Honor, this man should not be released for medical reasons." "Every time we get an elder Mafioso incarcerated we get the same bag of tricks." " Your Honor." "I take offense at the characterization of my client as a Mafioso." "Mr. Soprano has not been found guilty of anything." " He's awaiting trial for allegations." " Noted." "With all due respect to the state's medical facilities in his condition, Mr. Soprano has every right to seek the best medical care he can afford." "Mr. Soprano has a benign illness." "A few clogged arteries, Your Honor." "I'm leaning towards releasing this man from lockup." "Unless you can demonstrate a serious flight risk." "Mr. Soprano." "If I approve this, you will be under house arrest." "You understand this concept?" "Not really." "It means that you must remain in your residence." "You cannot leave." "Except for doctor's appointments, food shopping." "Your Honor, the government asks for an electronic bracelet." "Your Honor, while we certainly agree to house arrest we are asking that Mr. Soprano not be further persecuted for yet-to-be-proven allegations." "He shows no prior arrest since 1968." "He pays his taxes and he's a veteran of the Second World War." "Mr. Soprano, do you have any problem with wearing an electronic bracelet?" "It sounds like Nazi Germany to me." "Obviously you need a history lesson, sir." "I don't think that we, you and I should let our shared sorrow or biases enter into this, judge." "He's wearing a bracelet to avoid any risk of flight." " Who are you?" " Jesus, you scared the shit out of me." "Jesus ain't got nothing to do with it." "What do you want?" "I'm looking for your son." "Is he around?" " You a friend?" " Is he around?" "He'll be back here soon." "Well, come on in." "You were a good-looking guy back then." "Still am." "Still got the same teeth as in that picture." "Oh, yeah?" "Go ahead and laugh." "That picture was taken 57 years ago." "So that makes you..." " Old." " Come on." "How old are you?" " 75." " Add eight more and you got it." "83." "Get the fuck out of here!" " What do you want with my son?" " Gotta discuss a little business." "If you say so." "So you're 28 years old when World War II starts." "That's a little long in the tooth." "In '43 they was taking everyone, no matter how old or ugly." "They even took a fat boy I knew." "He was already 34." "Wasn't no good to nobody, except he could cook." "I swear he was more dangerous with that stove than he was with that rifle." "You ever watch the History Channel?" " Television?" " No, the History Channel." "I think you'd like it." "They even do a lot of that Bible shit." "Only shit in the Bible came out of Pharaoh's ass when Moses parted the Red Sea." "Parted the Red Sea, praise his name." "Never underestimate a man's determination to be free." "I'll come back at another time." "Break it, you pay for it." "If I'd known you were getting out, I wouldn't have talked to that calzone." "He gave me the message." "Well, don't fucking pout." "Be grateful I'm letting you earn." "What's on your mind?" "How'd you swing this?" " Dr. Schreck, he's Monty's kid." " The bookie's son is a cardiologist?" " It's not bad." " Feds can't bug your doctor's office." "Lets me use this place sometimes." "To conduct business." "You hear about Massarone Construction?" "Bacala is taking care of it." "They know he speaks for me." " It's gotta go 60-40, my way." " Did you do what I asked?" " What did you ask me to do?" " You know, make peace." "Listen, that's enough with that shit." "That woman is dead to me." "You let it go!" "Why?" "She's my brother's wife." "She doesn't realize half the time." "Let's put our cards on the table." "I heard the tapes the feds made at Green Grove." "So she's crazy half the time." "Which half did you listen to?" "The half that makes no sense, or the half that played you like a child?" "Nobody played me." "She didn't know she was setting you up to get popped." "That's right!" "Your uncle isn't as dumb as you think!" "You and that miserable fuck, Altieri." "All of my capos meeting behind my back!" "Now you let sleeping dogs lie, okay?" "I have my reasons." "I'll tell you one dog you left barking, that fucking Freddie Capuano." "That motherless, money grubbing little son of a bitch that runs a..." "The guy who owns Green Grove?" "He's like an old lady, going around telling Soprano business to anybody who'll listen!" "He's the one saying you tried to whack your mother." "Even implied that me and her..." "That hairpiece motherfucker!" "Did everybody take a vow of silence?" "Got anything to report?" "I gotta write a report on DNA for biology." "Isn't that interesting?" "I just saw, on Inside Edition how there will be no more unknown soldiers because of DNA." " They can identify all casualties." " Pass me some more of that macaroni." "Tony, I know you don't like to talk about her but that woman is impossible." "She's a complete narcissist." "I mean, "me, me, me."" "Really, kudos." "You are a saint." "You're right, I don't want to talk about it." "You talking about Grandma?" "She pushes those buttons." "She's a big baby, you know?" "Tony." "This is my house." "How many times I gotta say it?" "Thank you, II Duce." "Got something to say, "the little girl who might want to use one of those cars in the next 100 years"?" "It's my fault, Med." "I was insensitive to his feelings." "Thank you." "You see that?" "See how easy that was?" "So, Mr. Delegated Power of Attorney have you given it any thought?" "Can my girlfriend have the listing?" "To the house?" "As long as it gets sold I don't give a fuck who lists it." " What did one prick say to the other?" " You see that?" "You see what happens with you cursing at the dinner table?" "Thanks." "It's hard to find people over 25 to drive with." "Don't tell them you drove me to buy pot." "Which should be legal." "Only thing that works for my hands." "Med, wasn't that a stop sign?" "I hate the way he talks to you." "It's so obnoxious." "He's insecure." "He's afraid to leave New Jersey and threatened by freedom." " It's too pathetic." "How about Grandma in that center?" "I'm dying to go see her, but I've had so much homework plus community service I have to do to get into a good college." "I bring food to homeless shelters." "You know Grandma pretty well?" "I guess." "What is she into?" " I don't know." "Negativity?" " But seriously." "There must be something." "Isn't there anything she likes doing?" "My dad used to find her these old records, these sisters." "Oh, the De Castro Sisters, right." "The Andrew Sisters would've been too easy." " He'd take her that Mario Lasagna guy." " I hated that shit." "Your glasses will be ready on Thursday." "Oh, Thursday, that's good." "Did you see me on TV?" " You were on TV?" "What show?" " The evening news." "Oh, yeah, that." "What about it?" "Well, how'd I look?" "Be honest." "You looked, you know, like you." "You looked good." "I didn't like the way I looked." "Maybe I should get new frames, what do you think?" "What's wrong with them?" " How much did those frames cost?" " Insurance pays." " I never see the bill." " Nice country." " I got cataracts." " My father told me, "Never get old."" "I should've listened." "A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor." "Doctor says, "I see the problem." Chinaman says, "What?"" "Doctor says, "You have a cataract."" "The Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."" "You don't get it?" "I get it." "He drives a Lincoln." "What?" "Excuse me, where's the men's room?" "Left, through the doors." "You're awake." "What, what is that?" "That music." "Non Ti Scordar Di Me, Pavarotti." "Did you bring it?" "I remember how much you liked a good tenor." "Remember when we saw Mario Lanza on TV?" "You and me and Daddy on the sofa watching Ed Sullivan." "We never missed a Sunday." "Oh, my God." "My children!" "Music has charms, Ma." "Thank God, huh?" "I think it's time for you to start considering salads." "What do you mean?" "What do I mean?" "I mean, get off my car before you flip it over, you fat fuck." "Junior wants to know when." "Tomorrow morning." "We're short a few guys, so make sure you're there." "Consider it exercise." "Fat fuck?" "Look in the mirror sometime, you insensitive cocksucker." "Tony, we're sitting down!" "Ma, DNA, it's invisible but guess how many nucleotides per strand?" "Just tell her." " A hundred million." " Wow, that's amazing." "She knows when we eat." "Don't be setting a plate for her if she's not here." "Anthony, Jr., want to do the honors?" "Bless us our Lord, and the gifts we are about to..." "Hello!" "Oh." "Good." "You guys started without me." "And bless us our Lord, amen." "Janice, if you're gonna be late, call." "Or you're not gonna eat." "Don't send me to bed hungry, Daddy." "Everybody, guess who passed her driving test?" " She learned from the best!" " Hey, go, girl!" " Congratulations." " I was nervous, parallel-parking the guy had a clipboard and stuff." "Oh, wow, fascist martinet." "Salsice, Janice?" "Oh, I forgot, you don't eat pork in that way." "Oh, I get it." "There's nothing to get." "She's a vegetarian." "I miss the fireflies out West." "That's why I moved out here." "A little bit of nature." "Ever drive by Jimi Hendrix's house in Seattle?" "You know, Tony, I know it's not your favorite subject, but we had some really great news about Ma today." "Her therapist says she's making great strides and soon they'll release her." " How can she make strides when nothing's wrong with her?" " It's called Face-Saving Therapy." "The patient believes they're in therapy." "Medicare's not gonna pay for it if it's not real, would they?" "And the taxpayer foots the bill." "It's not much longer now." "But she's gonna need a place to stay." "She's out on the street." " Tony, it is her house." " Dead people don't have houses." "Daddy bought that house." "Tell you what take her back to Green Grove." "What?" "The nursing home?" " "Retirement community."" " I don't have that kind of money!" "Fuck you." " What do we want?" " Jobs!" " When do we want them?" " Now!" "Should've seen that blimp's face when I told him he had to be here." "Bacala's always been lazy." "You can't get nobody good anymore." "They're either on drugs and compromised or young and don't listen." "Please." "It's all "me, me, me."" "I hope you don't feel that way about me." "It's just this back." "You've done plenty." "You paid your dues." " Tony Soprano." " Yeah." " What the fuck?" " Hey, Tony!" "This is what I mean." "Am I supposed to be seen here?" "Idiots!" " Shit!" " Now we look like jerk-offs." " What do we want?" " Jobs!" " When do we want them?" " Now!" " What do we want?" " Jobs!" " When do we want them?" " Now!" "Get out of the way!" " When do we want them?" " Now!" "We want to talk to the foreman." " Talk to the foreskin?" " You a wise-ass motherfucker." "Keep your mother off the streets and I won't fuck her." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Do not bow down, brothers and sisters!" "Motherfucker, come on!" "Do not bow down!" "Hi, Ma!" "Oh, Nicholas Antonelli." ""Dead at age 73," of heart failure." "Ma, you're gonna be getting out of here soon." "Want to go home?" "Home?" "Back to the house." "My house?" "No, I don't think so." "I'll go back to the other place." "The nursing home?" "No, that's for people who don't have anybody." "It's not that bad." "And they give you fresh towels every day." "Barbara said you hated it." " But it's too much trouble." " No, Ma, you can't go back there." " Why not?" " Because." "Because it's dangerous there." "What are you talking about?" "The owner is missing." "Mr. Capuano." "They suspect foul play." "Yeah." "Ma?" "Ma, you okay?" "Nurse!" "It's my mother." "What is it?" "What's the matter?" "Are you okay, Mrs. Soprano?" "Take a deep breath." "Breathe." " Why do they make cookies that way?" " You scared me, Ma." "Would you just stop it?" "Stop it." "Just give me a minute!" "Go, go, stop hovering!" "This may be a good time to talk about this." "There's no emergency provision on file." "I tried to talk about a DNR, and she got very agitated." " DNR?" " Do Not Resuscitate." "It's to save the family anguish and decisions at a difficult time when there is no quality of life." " Janice!" "Where are my glasses?" "I can't find the tissues!" "Janice?" "I'm sorry, Tony, but the hospital needs a decision on this." " Auxiliary B, what the fuck?" " lf you have power of attorney you have to act like one." "Who gives a fuck, DNR, no DNR?" "Okay, great." "What if she's in a coma and has to live on tubes and machines because you won't sign a DNR?" "What?" "When she's a vegetable she's not gonna care!" "To deprive your mother of a place to live." "To deprive me of my chance to make peace with my mother." "You know what?" "Take her." "You can have her." "The two of you in that house deserve each other." "It's worth watching." "It'll be like "Whatever Happened to Baby Janice?"" "I'll give you your DNR!" "Mom, I can't find the keys." "Keys to what?" "To the car?" "You got a license to drive, not carouse around on a school night." "I was going to take Anthony to visit Grandma." "You said we could visit." "You can drive if you want." "Now you want to visit Grandma?" "Can we, Mom?" "No funny business." "You go to the hospital and back." "The level of trust in this family!" "Check the mileage if you want." "God!" "Go ahead, I'll be back later." " Where are you going?" " Hunter's upstairs." "That's not fair." " I'm just gonna say hello." " I'm telling." "And I was gonna let you drive in the IBM parking lot this Sunday." "Look who's here!" "Anthony, come over here!" "Give your Grandma a kiss." "I thought you were Janice." "She comes over every day to play pinochle with me." "Daughters take better care of their mothers, that's why." "She's home, I think." "You didn't ride over here on your bicycle in the dark?" "No, Meadow drove me." "Meadow?" "Well, where is she?" " I don't know." " She's another one." "They don't care about you, Johnny." "No, they stick you away and forget you ever existed." "I guess." "Oh, have a torrone." " I don't like those Italian candies." " Oh, go ahead." "Take one." "He's not even washing his hands." "You know, Louisiana food isn 't really spicy, it's well-seasoned." "Don 't they season everything?" "Absolutely." "So, what we're gonna do is, I got a little cayenne pepper." "Grandma, what's DNR?" " Who?" " DNR, it's initials." "Like I did a report on DNA but Dad and Aunt Parvati was talking about your DNR." "So is that, like, similar?" "Aunt?" "You mean Janice?" "Janice?" " They were talking about me?" " About your DNR." "Cause that's what's confusing." "Like, DNA, everybody's got that." "She thinks I should have a DNR?" "Or that Dad should give it to you." "Because, what if you went into a coma?" "But DNA doesn't prevent comas, does it?" "I don't know." "I gotta do this report by Monday." "Very good, Livia." "That's perfect." "I know my alphabet." "Guess what, Ma?" "I got great news." "Tony's not gonna sell the house." "When you're released, we're gonna take you back home." " Really?" " Yeah." "I'm gonna live with you." "Why?" "So you can "not resuscitate" me?" "So I can what?" "I've seen that movie with Richard Widmark." " Movie, Ma?" " Oh, Mrs. Soprano." "No, take this one." "She gets her ballet shoes she sells them and takes the money to Newark and she buys amphetamines." "She was a child then." "I think you should live with your daughter, Mrs. Soprano." "I think I'm gonna leave all my money to you, honey." "What are you talking about, money?" "I've gotta catch up on some charts." "Janice what did I tell you last week?" "Where did I put my money?" "You know this is very important." "I must have put it somewhere." "Come on, Settimia." "You don't fool me." "I know what you're thinking about." "My name's Janice." "Janice, Ma." "You named me." "It's something else you threw away of mine." "Are you sure I didn't say where I put that money?" "Let's not worry about that." "Let's just get you better so you can go home and I can take good care of you." "And if it's there we'll find it." "Your sister's cunt!" " That was wonderful, reverend." " You call us if you need anything." "Thank you." "Good night." "What's all this?" "My father has passed away." "I was just talking to him." "He lived well." "God blessed him with longevity." "What are you gonna do?" "We all will have our time." "My father didn't know about our business arrangement." " He wouldn't have approved." " I got that feeling." " And your parents?" " Pop's been gone for years." "Mom?" "She's still around." "She's too miserable to die." "That generation's almost all gone." "When the last one goes, we become the old folks at the family functions." "What are you saying?" "We're still kids." "Don't you believe it, Tony." "When the last one dies, it signals the start of the last stretch for us." "Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking to go anytime soon, it's just..." "Just feels funny now, being an elder." "Your end of the demonstration bust-up." "Your guys went a little too far." "Rasheen almost lost an eye." "Yeah?" "How'd you do overall?" "Massarone gave me five no-shows." " Two and a half each." " Three-two." "It should be 3-2, my way." "I gotta kick upstairs to Uncle Junior." " Two and a half each." " All your guys are in on this shit." "People find out I'm making money on their blood, it's my ass." " Hell, no." "Three-two." " I'll think about it." "What about the asbestos removal project at the school?" "Just waiting to see who gets the bid." "All right." "Hey, rev." "Sorry about your old man." "Hello?" "He did?" "Where is he now?" "Hello?" " Oh, you're home!" " How dare you call here." "I called now on purpose." "I know Johnny's at work." ""Anthony," your son, Anthony." "He harbors resentment against me, and to this day I don't know what I did." "I'm hanging up." "I just want you to know what pennies I have I leave to the children." "Your children and Barbara's children." "I raised three children of my own." "I did a pretty good..." "pretty good job on two." " They are all unhappy." " Sure, you listen to that Janice." "Be very careful." "She's a real snake in the grass." "She has no work ethic." "Why is that?" "If anything happens to me..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Where is he?" "Did you call an ambulance?" " I don't need no fucking ambulance." " See?" "Yeah, sure." "Look at you." " We're going to the emergency room." " Fuck that." "I'm all right." "Why not go down there and make sure?" "Uncle Jun?" "Hey, you still here?" "No fucking ambulance." "I'll drive you." "Bacala will come." " Yeah, sure." " We'll all go." "Help me up." "Can you walk?" " I think he broke his hip." " Aw, fuck you!" "Hold on a minute." "I'll be okay." "Give me a minute to catch my breath." "All right." "What are you doing?" "What do you want, a piggyback?" "Get the door." "Anthony!" "Don't let me go to my grave with this guilt." "Listen, you old prick." "You're not going anywhere." "Make things right with your mother." "Please." "English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI" "Commendatori" "Get out of the way." "Remember to say please." " I can't watch this again." " This is the bootleg DVD." " These are the alternate takes, Ton." " You gonna tell Coppola how to fix it?" "I do not believe this." "Oh, come on." "The disk is in there!" "You know which scene I love most?" " "It was you, Fredo."" " Ton." "You gonna go see your uncle if you go there?" " Yeah." " That would be smart." " Fucking disc!" " Paramount Pictures should get their shit together." "We're gonna be stealing thousands more." "How was Junior the last time you saw him?" "His life is about Motrin." "Ton." "What's your favorite scene?" "I can't have this conversation again." "Hit eject." "Don Ciccio's villa." "When Vito goes back to Sicily." "The crickets, the great old house." "It's fucking beautiful." "Maybe because I'm going there." "I was in the Army Signal Corps." "What this thing needs is what we call a Brogan adjustment." " What's that?" "You know how?" " Yep." "This is 1010 Wins." "You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world." "Temperatures will drop tomorrow after another scorching day." "Right now, it's 96 degrees at Caldwell." "La Guardia is 94 and it's 98 degrees in Central Park and on the Upper East Side." "Great." "It's like this every Sunday." "Yet you say "great" like it's the first time." "Lower the air-conditioning." "I'm doing it, for God's sake." "I just got this car." "I'm not familiar with the instrument panel." "Get out of the fucking car!" " Take the car!" " Move!" "Get out of the car!" "You nasty bitch!" "Get the fuck out of here!" "Hurry up!" "Fucking Mercedes!" "Let's go." "Churchill!" " Sic 'em, Churchill!" " Evan, no!" "Sic 'em!" " Get them, boy!" " Fly, big boy." "Come on, Churchill!" "Churchill!" " Fucking niggers!" " Barry!" "Who else, huh?" "Who else?" "West Essex Orhopedic Group." "Mr. Soprano?" "Can my nephew come?" "He's got questions for the doc about my hip and all." "Of course." "The doctor will be with you." "Perhaps your nephew can help you with your clothes?" "You want some help?" "I'm not taking my pants off until I know that prick is gonna x-ray me again." "It hurts like the Pit and the Pendulum just to wipe myself." " What do you want to talk about?" " Going over to see that friend of ours." " My car operation." " Lose that puss, it's mine now." "What's your question?" "Our friend." "What's he like?" "What's he like?" "I only met him once." "He came on the Michelangelo." "1961." "Now that was traveling." "The Italian line." "The food, the service." "Are you kidding me?" "We had some bon voyage parties on that boat." " He's a serious man, Zi Vittorio." " Serious how?" "You know what I mean." "Heads up, sonny-boy." "He don't listen to opera, Vittorio, which is a fucking break." "Isn't he our distant cousin?" "It's so far removed by now, Tonto is a closer cousin." "We deal with him through Furio Giunta." "He speaks English." "Going to Italy, huh?" " Yeah." " Nice." "I never went." "It's not over yet." "And we don't get to go." " You got school." " What about Mom?" "It's a business trip." "Don't you think she might like a little interlude, the two of you?" "You know when we'd like a little interlude?" "Right now." "Not my idea to have me set the table." "You want me to help with he roast?" "It's right there on the counter." "Carm, it's a business trip." "Okay?" "It's not worth the jet lag." " Did I say anything?" " God!" "Naples Ischia and Capri and oh the food!" "Shit!" "Look." "Last year, Tom and Barb..." "The trip to the Bahamas." " I said I didn't have time." " You didn't." " It was football season." " Call your brother for dinner." "It's our busiest month." "Junior's last shipment went to Naples two months ago." "Thirty containers." "Two cars to a container." "Junior had to give the operation over to who, specifically?" "Ray Curto." "Okay, good work, Sal." "There's something else." "The Moltisanti kid might get his button." " Tony, where's he at with Junior?" " Ain't spoke in months." " Are you being straight with me?" " Oh, Pussy." "Fuck!" "How's it going, colonel?" " How you doing, Jimmy?" " I heard you were in Puerto Rico." "Played there during the hurricanes." "Never again, I said." "Let me introduce you to a friend of ours." "This is Joey from Dover." "Delaware." "No shit!" "I live in Dover, here, Jersey." "That's right." "Joey, know where they got the name Dover from?" " The cliffs, I'm assuming." " That's right, very good." "Does it matter?" "Joey, I knew this guy when he had social graces." "It's for Marissa's oldest." "Sixth birthday." "Your kids are grown, Puss." " What're you doing here?" " It's my daughter's birthday." "Picking up some shit for a bachelor party." "You know, I'm trying to think." "Did I ever meet any connected guys from Delaware?" " That fucking box looks heavy." " The answer is..." "No, no, no!" "All right, I gotta go, fellas." "Joey, nice to meet you." "You, Mr. Rude Cocksucker see you around, baby." " Motherfucker!" " Take it easy." "That went fine." "He saw me with you." "You come to a store and somebody sees you?" "Sal, listen." "That went fine." "Just know this:" "You're doing a good job." "You must be so relieved Pussy's back." "You must be so happy." " It was a long time." " Where was he?" " He don't like to worry me." " Not even a card?" "That's got to be a worry." "Worry is horrible." " You must be so happy." " We're back to our old routine." "I love this song." "Oh, honey, I know." "Your Jackie." "Listen to me." "Going on about how happy I am and you a widow." "Que sera, sera." "What will be, will be." "God, he's so handsome, this guy too." "He's blind, you know." "Jesus Christ!" "Angie?" "My God, I'm sure he's adjusted to it." "Christ!" "You fucking idiot, Rosalie!" " I'm not happy Sal's back." " Angie." "I'm sad and depressed." "I've thought of killing myself." "Fucking nosy!" "Eat your manicotti." "God forgive me." "When he did come home that day I was upstairs." "I heard the door and then his voice, "I'm home."" "I fucking wanted to vomit." "After all that worry he might be dead, praying he was okay." "My heart just sank and I wished..." "He had died." "To just come and go year after year like that." "How dare he?" "Have you reached out to him?" "That's a good one." "Listen." "And I don't want my kids to know this." "They found a lump under my arm." "They biopsied it." "I get the results in a few days." "Anyway, I told Sal." "He said, "Jesus Christ," kind of alarmed, a little." "Then he went back to whatever he was doing." "Spraying WD-40 on his pocketknife." "Hasn't asked me how I am." "Touch my face, or something, when he comes in." " Angie, what are you gonna do?" " Benign malignant." "I'm getting a divorce." "Look at this place." "The mother country." "Hey here, they make it real." "Vesuvius, Jesus." "Who'll tell Artie that his mural looks like a used Trojan compared to this?" "Notice the women?" "Know what I realized on the plane?" "Even the skanks are worth fucking." "Those are my feelings too." "Yo, paesan!" "What do you call it?" "Are all the women good looking like this?" "You did all right." "Two definite agendas I got:" "Hit the topless beaches and see that fucking crater." "I don't care what anybody says." "Look at this fucking place." "Been here 1000 years." "Hey, T, check out the paint." " Antonio Soprano?" " Yeah." "I'm Furio Giunta." "Hey, how are you?" "Pleased to meet you." "This is the friend Sil and me been talking to." "This is Paulie." "Christopher." "This is Tanno." "Tanno." "Welcome." "My boss, Nino, say you can fresh up." "Maybe a little sleep." "We'll pick you up at 8." "He will meet us for fare la business." "Wait a minute Nino?" "I mean, I never heard of..." "I'm sure he's nice." "Will Vittorio be there?" "Maybe no." "Commendatori." "You are already checked in." "Commendatori!" "Like a commander." "I like that." "That's respect." " Did you hear?" " About the Bompensieros, right?" "Hang on, Gab." "It may be Tony from Italy." " Hello." " I didn't sleep a wink last night." "My God." "Isn't this awful?" "Did you tell Franny Altieri?" "No." "She's gonna shit when she hears this." "When will Christopher be here?" "He's got something for Don V." "Anytime now." "He went to Corso to buy a gift for Adriana." "Nino says we always ask your uncle for more cars." " He was no supply." " That's why I'm here." "Tell him we can fill any orders." "And also mention, no offense we were hoping Zi Vittorio would be here." " Anything I don't know about?" " No." "Nino is..." "He's a little disappointed in your attitude of him." "I'm sorry, Nino." "I'm sure I will learn much doing business with a man like you." "It's an honor." "Why is he busting my balls?" "Tell him to get to the fucking point." "Nino is happy to be at your disposal." "My uncle's problem was he went to the Russians for the cars." "They kept the best stuff, shipped it off to St. Petersburg Slovenia and Montenegro." "People that profited from those conflicts." "They got fucking bales of liquid cash." "And you got contacts in the markets over there." "Ton." "Ton, you tried this octopus yet?" "I'm talking here." "You're like a child with the food and the pussy." "What's going on?" "This is a big thing to me, T. I was never over here, okay?" "My brother was and my other brother, the doctor, was." "Mercedes ML Series." "Very popular." "In Eastern Europe, you can sell this car for $ 110, $ 120,000." "My price to you:" "Ninety grand." "Manufactured in America." "What did he fucking say?" "It's Don Vittorio." "You didn't have to leave your house tonight." "Annalisa, sweetheart, how are you?" "Don Vittorio, allow me to present our friend from America." "Antonio Soprano!" "Don Vittorio." "It's an honor." "Wheelchair Boulevard." "I think something's wrong with the wheelchair." "He say "Wilshire" Boulevard." "My name is Annalisa." "I am his daughter." " Piacere." " Piacere." "Tony." "George Washington Bridge." "Right." "That's very good." "George Washington Bridge." "Let's talk about something else and later we'll talk about the streets." "Ton, you give this guy a golf club, he'll probably try to fuck it." "I come 3000 miles, you never said nothing about Nino all of a sudden he's my blind date?" "Nino was in hiding from the police until two day ago." "I don't even think Mauro Zucca know he's here." "Who the fuck is Mauro Zucca?" "Mauro Zucca run this family." "Obviously, Zi Vittorio." "Now I should be talking to Mauro Zucca?" "Mauro Zucca is serving the life sentence." "Hey, you." "Come here." "Yes, signore?" "Can I just get some macaroni and gravy?" "Paolo, he doesn't know what you says." "You mean grapes?" "Uva?" "Gravy, gravy." "Tomato sauce!" "He wants spaghetti and tomato sauce." "He doesn't like this." "And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit." "That Nino, he's insecure." "It affects everything he says, capisce?" "I will talk on the side to the ear of Annalisa." "What the fuck good is that gonna do?" "She is the wife of Mauro Zucca." " Camillo, where's the pisciatoio?" " Down the stairs, go left." "Ma - jor Deegan Express - way." "Right." "Major Deegan Expressway." "I'm sorry if he's hassle you." " Spend time in the States?" " Papa went." "I never been." "English from school and films." "When can we get a chance to talk?" "Come to our house, stay a while." "I will as well personally give you tour of the..." "Come si dice?" " The surroundings area." " Avellino?" "Where your family is from?" " I don't want to put you out." " No, no." "You should have been guest to our house, but..." "What street are we taking home?" "...with my father's condition..." "I send the car at 9?" " Fine." " Ton." "I look forward to it." "Excuse me." "I'm gonna go back to the Excelsior." "I gotta take a wicked shit." "Can you stop interrupting me?" "We've been offered a ride." "You know how these people are." " Why didn't you use the one in there?" " I didn't have to go then." "He's alright." "It's only firecrackers." "He's just a kid." "No please... he's my son!" "Don't hurt him!" "The kid only got firecrackers on him." "I want to work with you guys!" "Who told you this was the way to go about it?" "Don't worry." "This is Naples University." "We're getting ready to eat." "Oh, yeah." "Forgot it was dinnertime for you." "How's Italy?" "The time change and everything, I forgot." "Sorry." " How's Italy?" " Honestly pretty frigging good." " We'll have to come back." " Right." "How's the food?" "It's okay." "Lots of fish." "Sounds like you're working hard." "Why don't you take the kids down and get some Chinese?" "Don't tell me how to spend my time." "If I want Chinese food, I don't need your permission." "It's not permission." "It was just an idea." "You know what?" "Fine, I'll hang up." "If the trip is as bland as this phone call..." "Nothing's going on." "What do you want me to say to you?" "Seriously." "Better not say what you saw, Jimmy!" "I'll shove that Elvis shit right up your ass!" "I'll shove a rutabaga in your mouth, Jimmy." "Keep you quiet." "A turnip in there." "Sal!" "You're having a nightmare." "I think it was the shrimp on the plane." "Get some Imodium." "You want to get made?" "This is no way." "Tony wants us to hang with Nino." "Work out the dock facilities." "Hope we get some spare time." "I'm gonna see that volcano." "Grazie." "Vincenzo, turn off that radio!" "Did you hear me?" "This song, Jesus!" "I've been to Italy many times and really you're not missing all that much." "The sexual harassment that I was subjected to." "I went with my friend Zane." "Her, they didn't bother." "Me, they couldn't keep their hands off." "Much less the whistling and the hooting." "It's not Italy." "Remember Angie Bompensiero?" "Angie Belfiore." "Married Sal Bompensiero." " She's thinking of divorcing him." " Hallelujah!" "You know them?" "No, but to be married to a man like that." " A man like what?" " The attitude, the medieval outlook." "He is such an adoring father, though." "Three beautiful kids they raised, who are now from a broken home." "No sons, I hope." "Three more of his ilk, we don't need." "He's very macho." "Macho?" "No." "Try swaggering mama's boy, hypocrite, shall we?" " Hypocrites?" " Carm..." "Is that how you see your brother?" "We were talking about Angie." "These O.C. pricks, especially." "With their prostitutes." "Emotional cripples." "They expect their wives to live like the nuns at Mt." "Carmel College." " It's not that simple." " Of course not." "Madonna/whore is the full equation, I believe." "Clothes and appliances and houses." "You are talking about me?" "About us?" "Carmela, no." "I don't know." "That a woman of your intelligence is content to ask so little from life and from herself." "I don't know, I'm..." "It's none of my business." " Marriage is a holy sacrament." " Okay." "Family is a sacred institution." " Roger." " And you trying to fan the flames with Richie Aprile?" "Talk about old school." "Richie, because of his experience in prison he's sensitive to the plight of women." "Oh, my God!" "I am not gonna touch that one." "But you had me going for a while there." "Oh, Janice, honey I gotta love you." "Really." "...collect the toenails..." "Nice shot!" "I shank him." "Well, it's a man's club." "I'll send you one your size." "Whole set." "So, Tony." "You don't mind me calling you Tony?" "What can I do for you?" " You could introduce me to the boss." " You can talk to me." "A fucking woman boss?" " So, what do you want?" " Never happen in the States." "Never." "Our men kill each other." "All my brothers, for example." "They all got murdered." "Or they go to prison." "Rome has a war against us." "But the men are in love to their mama, huh?" "So obeying a woman is not..." "Come si dice?" "It comes natural." "Well, I'll be dipped in shit." "You act like your father's nursemaid." "I am his nursemaid." "If an old man carries the respect of the troops, you keep him around." " I did something like that myself." " We are cousins." "You hungry?" "I could eat." "So you wanted to talk about business?" "Can I ask you a question?" "We won't pay the price on the Mercedes." "Why do you save your toenail clippings?" "Why?" "You want them?" "If your enemy comes into possession of your nail or hair clippings they can make the evil on you." "I'm flattered you'd trust me, but can I pass without ruining the moment?" "I already burned them." "Nobody gets them." "Cocksuckers." "A lot of guys become soft living in America." "Not one in five guys, they're a fucking rat." "Can't find anybody that believes in the old ways:" "Keeping silent." "Putting the family first." "So you want Naples' guys." "Fucking clairvoyant over here." "That way I get guys with no ties over there." "They'd be loyal to me, 110 percent." " What?" " What do I get?" "You get an obvious advantage to having your guys there." " How much you pay me for this man?" " Pay you?" "Your profitability is gonna go way up." "Who are you thinking?" " Well, Furio to start." " Furio!" " Take it easy!" " I give you one of my best men and all I get are numbers in the air!" "With all due respect, hon, you're being shortsighted." "He's my cousin, one of my best men." "It's not gonna happen." " I'm asking you nice." " Or what?" "Hey, look, I don't even think you understand..." " Talk to your husband." " My husband?" "Fuck you!" "He's never coming back." "You have to fucking deal with me." "Up your ass!" " You're up." " Where's my other belt?" " Did you look under the bed?" " Fuck, yeah!" " I just came from the doctor's office." " Yeah?" " The biopsy came back negative." " Yeah, good." "I'll be back later." "The 3:32 to Mount Vesuvius is now leaving at the side entrance." " Pussy!" " Yeah." " What are you doing here?" " I was nearby." "The bachelor party's looking for entertainment." " Enough said." "Want some coffee?" " I'm good." "Come on, it's on the boil." "Yeah?" "Boss say to tell you one hour." "Dinner." "I want to get out of here." "You drive me to the city?" "Sure." "Absolutely." "I have to ask." "What's it like, working for a woman?" " What are you gonna do?" " A woman boss?" " In America you don't have?" " No." "What?" " Come down to eat." " Jesus, is that all you people do?" "We had a huge lunch." " We need to finish our business." " I said all I'm gonna say." "All right, I'm coming down." "Have some Amaro." "Yeah, I know." "For indigestion, right?" "Cheers." "So, what is this place?" "My father was born in this house." "Later, we make the new one." "You were born here and your kids are raised next door." "It's a nice thing." "You take good care of your father." "What are you going to do?" "Send him to ospizio?" "Hey." "Listen..." "This one needs to be stayed with until he goes to sleep, huh?" "I'll take you back in the morning." "Good night." " It was horrible, what he did." " Might as well have fucking cancer." "What did the lawyer say today?" "I have a good case and we'll file on Tuesday." " You're gonna take Monday to think?" " Monday's a Jewish holiday." " Oh." " I'm finished thinking." " I thought myself into nonexistence!" " Well, you are not nonexistent." " And Pussy doesn't see you that way." " Fuck what he sees!" "Not anymore!" "It's what I see!" "God gave me more years, Carmela." "This very morning, God gave me a gift!" "And I will use that gift!" "I won't waste it like I've wasted 24 fucking years with this man!" "You know what the Church says about divorce." "Let the pope live with him." "What about the kids?" "They're 19, 21 and 24." "It's time we all grew up." "Kevin is just starting his sophomore year of college." "He'll know you stayed together, waiting for him to leave." "He only cares about not losing privileges at our house on the shore." "He's so fond of his father." "That's all I'm saying." "And Terri and Scott with their money problems and the pregnancy..." "You want to set this example when your daughter's struggling to keep her marriage alive?" " Why are you working this hard?" " Why?" "For all of the reasons I just said." "Because you are my friend." "I'm not even saying don't." "At the very least, you gotta ask yourself these questions." "They're not even sure Terri can have children of her own." "Sal began to cry when he heard that." "Oh, honey." "Come here." "In the end, I know you're not gonna leave him." "I know you won't do that." "Who are you?" "I'm from America." "Are you with NATO?" "You cut our ski lift cable." "Hey, cara mia, on your way back bring me one of those plums from the breakfast tray." "Never mind." "I gotta hand it to you." "Great fruit you got here." "None of them fucking steroids." "Come si dice "steroids"?" "There you go." "Who said you're not a great conversationalist?" "Fucking twat." "There's my little fragolina." "Hey, the customer's always right." "Did I say you should leave?" "You know, my grandfather was Neapolitan." "He went to America in 1910." "Three thousand miles just a little boy." "All by himself." "I'm Neapolitan." "Me and Tony both." "Some of the guys are Sicilians." "Hotheaded bastards." "Am I right?" "So, what part of Naples you from?" "Ariano Irpino." "You're shitting me!" "That's where my grandfather's from." "It's right over there." "We come from the same town!" "Our families probably know each other." "The island back there is called Progida." "Madonna, look at this." "I gotta bring my kids here." "Show them all this." "In olden time, the Sibyl of Cumae was the second most important oracle after Delphi." " I thought Delphi was in Greece." " The Greeks were here." "Way before the Romans." "And before the Greeks, there was somebody else." "And before them, somebody else." ""Rulers would come from across the world to hear the Sibyl's predictions of their future." "She would sit inside the cave inhaling gases..."" "I think I dated this broad." ""...possibly volcanic, no longer active, and would speak in a voice not her own." "Delivering unto them their fates."" "Let's go into the cave." "The Sibyl sat way back there." "See that shaft of light?" "It's a fucking trip." "The Sibyl were very beautiful in most cases." "Oh, yeah?" "Got a premonition for me?" "You?" "You're no problem to read." " You are your own worst enemy." " Oh, is that right?" "Right now, you remind me of somebody from back home." "Not your wife." " Your girlfriend?" " Oh, I got one." "To answer your question." "But no." "Not her." "But she's someone you want to fuck." "I can tell." "Oh, really?" "You know, everybody's their own worst enemy." "So maybe your psychic power has been overrated a little bit." "You don't want to fuck her?" "You don't want to fuck me?" "Yeah, I do." "But I don't shit where I eat." "It's bad business." "We're in business." "Not at those price." "All right." "You give me Furio and I'll whack down the price of the cars to 85." "Okay." "I get more guys." "On my timetable." "Seventy-five thousand." "Okay." "Okay, thanks." " So how the fuck was it?" " Fabulous." "I felt right at home." " Great." " Did real good business-wise." "I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't been." "Especially any Italian." "Someday." " Don't put it off for another second." " I fucking heard you." "Where's Christopher?" "He's in the duty-free buying a gift for Ade." "Four days, he's a block from the best shopping district." " Why didn't he think of it then?" " A broad." "He found out who got eight great tomatoes in that little can." "Fuck him!" "Leave him here." "Drive!" "What's the matter, Tony?" "Nothing." "Did I tell you we did real good business-wise?" "Got fucking double on those cars." "Here he comes!" "Hey, come on!" "Hello!" "I'm home!" "English Subtitles by Gelula/SDI"