"With Credit Cards on Indian mothers from films..." ""Mothers are a very important part of Indian Society." "Traditional, sentimental, sacrificing" "With emotional outbursts every now  then." "But brother times have changed." "Times have changed." "Call it awareness or whatever but even in far north of India..." "In our Punjab..." "Indian mother is evolving."" ""And evolving how!"" ""You too see it!"" "Pratap Singh!" "Yes Mummyji!" "Where is my juice?" "Why do you cycle so slowly?" "Look at us girls." "Come on, silly, fast..." "reduce your fat!" "Hello, are you from USA" " No, from UK" "Oh, great country..." "Oh, I think so..." "One day I'm going to get a daughter" "In- Law from UK or USA" "Oh!" "Good Luck." "Thank you, thank you..." " Bye-bye..." "Welcome to India..." "Thank you..." "Amazing." "You know..." "I have lost 200 grams." "And when did you check that?" "Early morning..." "Then it must be something else..." "not your weight," "I tell you, Chandigarh is a beautiful place." "Open streets, lovely flowers..." "This is the best city to live in" "Beautiful here Ah true true..." "Chandigarh is the best place" "No doubt" "East or West, our Chandigarh is the best" "Greetings Mummyji" "Greetings." "How many have you delivered?" " Three" "Good." "He's delivered triplets?" "No, the milk packets friend" "Everybody has started called you Mummyji" "And that makes you very happy!" "Why after my mother-in-law died," "They thought I have inherited the title along with her bunch of keys." "You know, we had lost our mind." "In India, everything runs in generations." "Granny to Granny, Mummyji to Mummyji." "All I can do is say yes when they call me mother" "But everybody seems to forget your real name" " Baby" "Not everybody, my dear." "Oye hoye!" "Oh how Slim!" "Good morning Baby..." "Good morning, Sandhu Sahab..." "Why do you take this trouble every morning?" "Oh my dear, you take the trouble of calling me Sandhu Sahib." "Baby, don't do this." "You're looking lovely early morning." "Let me carry this, its too much weight for you." "Oh!" "Thank you." "You know, since the college days," "I know you and Rajinder," "Just because I don't color my hair, every week like you," "That doesn't mean you call me Buddha Sandhu sahib!" "May your enemies get old, Kanwal." " You've got style..." "What do the girls say these days?" " Yes... you are a stud!" "But you know you still haven't learnt how to tie your turban like Navjot Sidhu..." "I didn't have anybody to tie it for me." "Want tea?" "No, I don't want to listen to lectures about cholesterol" "And blood pressure from that grumpy, old husband of yours." "So do what I do Na" "What?" "Ignore the old man" "Oh, I wish, I wish." "Such a dream, I wish." "I am going to Sector 17 would you like tickets for the evening show?" "I'll ask Bittu and Pinky..." "Why not the Captain?" "Then who'll take care of the Sensex?" "Ah good!" "Creative Steps is really doing well, eh!" "For what price you bought it?" " Again your shares!" "Babyji!" "Why don't you take the boys also forjogging," "Instead of letting them sleep for so late?" "They work hard and sleep well..." "Unlike some people who only sleep on their bank accounts  their dividends." "Babyji." "I have given you all freedom to run the house atleast let me handle my money." "Yes, yes." "It's your money!" "Why do I care?" "Keep the account on your single name." "I will get the succession certificate after you..." "Anyway..." "Let it be." "You will never understand me." "By the way, I am going to that Singh's Bureau today." "How many girls are you going to see?" "Till I get the perfect daughter-in-law." "You know sweet, simple girl for my Karan..." "And an NRI girl for my doctor son Arjun." "I want the best of east and west." " And Simran?" "What about Simran?" "She's young, only 22, unlike your sister who's 32." "You are very big!" "I mean let her enjoy her life and fulfil her ambitions first!" "Babyji, no one can argue with you..." "Not even God!" "Oh Hrithik!" "One day I'll come to bollywood and meet you." "It's my dream" "Simran..." "I'm sorry..." "I just don't have dates for your films..." "Coz I got to cut some ribbons..." "She has gone mad!" "I'm your mother not Rakesh Roshan!" "And I see everyday there is a new addition on this wall..." "Very soon you will reach bollywood via bhatinda..." "And is this what you asked Chhotu to get for you?" "Wow Mom!" "You are the best mom!" "I hope you've taken your vitamins today." "Oh Mom, I'll have them on Sunday." "Once a week?" "But son your skin needs to glow everyday." "Mom, forget about vitamins you please go search Karan brother's drawer whenever you can, okay?" "Any secret?" " Yeah big time!" "You will find girls there." "Girls in his drawer?" "Yes, yes..." "First go and check." "Please wait." "I will teach your brothers a lesson..." "'What is wrong with you Karan?" "Oh ho Mom, It's just a picture, not the girl!" "I am looking for a bride for you" "And you are gallivanting with this girl's photo?" "Mom she..." " You want to cut our nose in society?" "I mean, doll on the door and..." "Girl on the floor!" "Look son I have seen the world." "Ya ya, on the internet chatrooms..." "Plus 40!" " You argue with me?" "Lest your doctory makes you forget that I'm your mother." "Here we go again." "And I carried you boys in my womb for nine long months" "And we are still paying the rent for it." "Mother..." "Arjun and I will marry girls of your choice." "Huh... not me!" " Promise?" "Promise..." " Ok friend!" "It's a small price for peace" "Karan Arjun..." "My two gems..." "Nobody has such good, obedient sons like you both!" "Touch wood." "But son, the World is not what it was ten years ago." "There are harmonious changes in youngsters..." " Hormonal, Mom..." "Oh hee!" "Girls are very clever and sly but boys are simple and innocent and fool." "Son, I know you two are not on the wrong path" "But one wrong step can ruin your whole life." "You know, daughter's honor is parent's honor." "Sons are our dignity you know." "And what about daughters..." "they can do anything?" "Your Simran, she's having all the fun..." "Don't bring Simran into this." "Girls are much safer than boys these days." "It's a woman's world after all." ""And that's Mummyji." "Like in most Indian homes there is sex discrimination even in this one too." "She believes sons and daughters cannot be treated equally." "Her sons have to be protected from the big bad world of girls." "And her only daughter?" "Oh well!" "Don't you start with me!" "Hi!" "Hello... hey!" "Are you the new neighbour we have?" "No I am his ghost" "So you play football for Chandigarh right?" "No I just kick it on my terrace." "Don't you ever give straight answers?" "And do you always ask silly questions?" "Hey, you are so rude." "I don't think we can be friends." "Friends?" " Look I stay away from girls, ok." "I am a bit shy." "And my mom always says girls bring trouble!" "So please..." "Loser!" "Bhalla Sir..." "Bhalla Sir..." "Welcome to All Age Marriage Fixers." "I am Rajeev Bhalla." "Baby Arora." "Sit..." "Sit down..." "What is the matter?" "Sleeping in this marriage season Bhalla Sir." "Oh what do I say." "With people finding," "You know, partners on the internet," "Our business has gone to dust..." "Infact it has gone so bad," "That even I'm finding problem to find a bride for myself." "What are you saying Bhalla Sir..." "With your looks and personality?" "Forget me, you come first..." "I have come to you Bhallasaab, for good marriage proposals." "But it's very strange ji, with your kind of personality," "Even you are facing problem in finding the right proposal." "What to say, Bhalla Sahab!" "You know it is so important to find the right partner to have a good life." "And you know, these days in the World people are so smart." "Why do you think I am still a bachelor!" "Oh!" "You are a bachelor?" "But you look so happy." "Simple..." "I am a bachelor." "Good one... good one..." "I must tell you one thing that you look beautiful when you laugh." "Your smile is worth million dollars!" "Bhallasaab," "Can you show us the best that you have..." "Strange..." "you are asking me to show the best I have when the best is in front..." "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me..." "Please wait outside, I am having a personal meeting." "My pleasure..." " Oho!" "What took you two so long?" "We were locking the car." "It doesn't take two people to lock one car!" "Hi, I'm karan" "Bhalla" "Arjun..." "Bhalla, please wait outside right now," "You know we are having a..." "Bhalla Sir, these two young, handsome men are my sons." "And I've come to you for marriage proposals for them." "Story has taken a turn." "But babyji, you look like their sister." "You are paying me a compliment?" "Bhalla Sir, you could we see my could" "Be daughters" "In" "Law." "Ok ji..." "Oh sorry..." "You are going out?" "Wait please..." "Ok, let me show you, See this girl." "And look at this girl, who is lying down on the chair." "She belongs to the family of doctors." "Looks like she belongs to family of actors." "Because she's lying down." "Actually her uncle is a Canadian immigrant." "She will also go soon yes." "Oye hoye, she is too good mom." "Why are you saying good?" "Everyone is very good," "Which one do you want to marry?" "Ma, we can say yes to just about anyone you find now." "Even a cow will do friend." " Oh ho Arjun!" "Behave yourself!" "Oh ho!" "Girls are many but for men not for boys." "What do you mean?" "Let the children go." "I know your choice is the final one..." "Thank you" " Bhalla-bhalla" "Thank you" "Thank you, please wait outside." " Mom, we are waiting outside." "You can say yes to anybody Mother." " For God's sake..." "Just say yes to anybody!" "Uncle ji, please yes..." "Rajeev Bhalla, not uncle." "You know my sons, they are very obedient boys." "They will go by my choice Bhallasaab." "I am sure, I am sure." "You don't worry, I will find you the right partner." "What do you mean?" "I mean, for your sons." "Look, latest candidate," "Jeena is totally... totally NRI." "Born, brought up and jobbed in America!" "No other heirs also." "Other Virus?" "Which virus does she have?" "Babyji, Not Virus..." "Waa-ris (heir)." "I mean the only child." "Three stores in California and two gas station in New Jersey." "You know what that means..." "Dollar!" "And what does the girl do?" "She is a Doctor..." "It's a miracle!" "You know my son Arjun, he is also a doctor," "And these days, doctor boys are in great demand." "And my other son, Karan..." "He runs a restaurant, two crores turnover per year." "In all of chandigarh all the decent families, they come to the restaurant." "Its called Million Dollar..." "Bhalla sir, slept again?" "No, I was just dreaming." "Thank you." "I have been wanting to ask you a question." "Ask and you shall receive!" "Have you been trying to flirt with me Rajeev Bhalla?" "I have heard honesty pays..." "Yes I have!" "Even your slap is a Million Dollar Baby!" "We are lucky to have good sons..." "I really wish Baby you'd keep an eye on your daughter as much as you do on your sons." "Oh!" "Simran can take care of herself..." "You don't know what is going on in this world these days." "Didn't see TV?" "Boys are being teased, molested, and raped all the time." "The world is in a bad state." "Watch the news, you will get all the vital statistics." "Babyji?" " Yes?" "Do you have to speak in English?" "I have to move with the world." "I must share a secret with you." "I see Mrs. Bhatia's daughter very often on the terrace these days," "And I am afraid that very soon Arjun will start drying his towel on the terrace also." "You know times might have changed but hale wee," "This is still Love Chandigarh style." " Babyji..." "Terrace is where it all begins..." " Who gives all these stories?" "You are late again Muniya!" "Very good Mummyji," "How do you know that I have come without even looking at me." "From that strong perfume you use from Mrs. Gupta's table..." "Here, cut it..." " Flaunts her goggle!" "Here, I was gossiping." "You know poor Mrs. Gupta..." "You know Gupta sir is giving her sleepless nights." " What?" "Sleepless nights." " Why don't you leave him?" "She should leave that good for nothing husband of hers!" "Entire chandigarh seems to be here." "Here, that is the problem with us women no." "A husband can tell you on your face that he doesn't like you," "He likes his mother's food he likes another woman's bed better" "And you don't have the guts to say anything." "Tell me why?" "Why?" "Because we all like to be called Mrs. Something." "This is all Mrs. Da's ruse." "Its tasty!" "I found it!" "Love Story!" "Must be Simran's!" "I leave it..." "That's mine..." "Yes, Secret diary?" "It's good, at least you can write..." "I can't even do that." "C'mon, forget it." "Good." "I thought that Mrs. Gupta has her own boutique," "Then why does she need her husband's name..." "Because the money is in his account." "Look at yourself, if sir says anything to you, ok?" "Will you be able to shout back?" "Right?" "Because he controls the money" "How do you know all this?" "Here." "Muniya who used to know the news of the entire house is living with eyes closed?" "You know Mummyji," "I know everything that's happening in every house in chandigarh." "Oh my God, I don't understand this" "Why this insistence?" "I have said it!" "Make your bank accounts joint with me now." "For the last 30 years you haven't asked me to make the accounts joint," "So why now?" "You don't care about my social security?" "Social security?" "She means her security in the society." "Right Baby?" "Some fruits for you..." " Yes look Kanwal..." "Suppose tomorrow he leaves me for another woman, then!" "Are you crazy?" "For the last 30 years, I've tolerated you," "Another 20 wont do much harm to me." "Last 30 years I've known you..." "I wonder who is tolerating who." "At least someone takes my side!" "Actually, he's also not sure who is tolerating who." "That's what he means." " You have no values for me... right?" "No values for you?" "You are the one who goes on the date sites all night," "Not me!" " Oh yes... that Simran has taught me to keep myself busy while you are snoring," "So that I don't get disturbed." "Babyji?" "Yes?" " Who do you think you are fooling?" "You, what?" "Funny I call her Baby and you call her Babyji." "Well, because you admired her in college and I married her." "Well, I hope there are no regrets..." "Coz she's really lovely..." "She is..." "And, by the way, I have some good news for you..." "Sensex has gone up, eh!" "That's the only thing he knows..." "Sin  Sex!" "I can also joke, you know!" "But Kanwal, explain." "Why does he control his money department so much?" "That's the only control he hasn't given you!" "Whose side are you on?" "His or mine?" "Baby..." " You really want to know?" "This fellow's still jealous because you married me." "Too bad he missed the train but now he must get back on the tracks" "And help us find good girls for Karan Arjun." "And Simran?" " Oho!" " What about her?" "No, Simran has to stand on her own two feet first." "Career comes first for girls." "Hey look... that's Sid..." "You better look at the road..." "Ok, let me see what fun." "All right." "Hi Sid!" "Hey..." "Do you want to go for a film?" "I got better things to do babe." "Better than wasting my time with a girl like you!" " What!" "What do you think of yourself?" "Shut up, what do you think some drama is going on?" "Yes..." "A girl flirting with a boy" "Forget it..." "Listen, you should not do the treadmill for more than 20 minutes." " It can affect your heart." "Arjun doctor, how do I explain you," "I need to be slim." "I need to fit into my old suits, you know." "What's the urgency?" "I'm looking for a boy for my daughter, Arjun doctor." "Then what's the problem?" "Let me explain, If the mother is fat they'll think daughter also has a tendency to put on weight." "So I need to have the future image of my daughter," "To be slim forever." " You know hereditary problem and all that." "I hope you understand..." " How old..." "I'm 40 plus." "Not you, your daughter?" "My daughter is Twenty Six." "Very sweet," "Very simple girl." "You know domestic type." "Are you married?" " No..." "You're not married?" "Can I have your parents' number?" "You know, if your family, my family join hands," "We're going to have a blast..." "My daughter is going to make your family proud." "Trust me on that..." "Parents' number..." " This is my mom's number." "Her name is Babyji but everybody calls her Mummyji." "She'll be glad to meet you because she is also looking for a simple and a sweet girl." "Like my daughter... of course yes" " Hope to see you soon..." "Thank you so much." "And Arjun doctor, till then you take care of yourself okay..." "Take Care..." "Control, control..." " Bye..." "Bye..." "Thank you..." "Mummyji..." "Babyji!" "Make it spicy..." " Make sweet one for me." "Eat snacks." "Give snacks to this fatso." "Oh, wait, brother." "Hello..." "Yes?" "Ah, yes, yes... for my son." "Yes, of course..." "That's just what I am looking for." "Of course, yes I will come." "I will come with him." "Yes, Yes..." "Please Sms me your address..." "Ok" "Oh, money... gone..." "I don't know!" "Who do you think called her?" "Greetings." "Greetings." "My son Karan." "Not this one." "I was talking about Mr. Arjun Arora," "To be precise." " Arjun?" "Who told you I was looking for a sweet and simple girl for him." "I am only looking for a Canadian or American citizen for him Sister." "Nothing less." "You mean you're going to market Mr. Arjun for NRI girls yes?" "What do you mean market?" "We are a very patartic family let me tell you." "We all love India very much." "Anyway, what do you do Karan?" "I run a restaurant" "I see" "Its called Million Dollars." "Ok, ok, ok Million Dollars, very nice name..." "It has a discotheque next door..." "Yes, Million Dollars" "No... no no..." "Ya, I'm sure" "No, no, no..." "Ok," "Renu..." "Renu..." "Please come fast," " Somebody's come to see you." "Hello..." "What's your name son?" "She's Renu..." "Renu." "Preeti." "Mama, Aunt's brought offering from Amritsar..." "I will have the offering later I want you to go inside right now." "Give her a chance, it's her chance." "We like your daughter Sister." "So unlike you." "But I am looking for a match for my elder daughter, Renu..." "Not for her because, she is very small," "Not ready for marriage." "Go inside." "Oh, leave it sister, you still believe in those old thoughts?" "You know, my son, he's a very simple, home-Ioving boy," "That's why for him I'm looking for a sweet and simple girl." "Somebody who is traditional, wears lots of clothes" "Who, you know is going to be at home most of the times to take rest," "So that when my son comes back from work, she's at her best..." "To do his service." "My thoughts are old?" "But wow, you have very new thoughts, sister!" "So alliance is fixed?" " Karan, let mother take it." "Ok sister, fix the date, congratulations." "It's my son's wedding!" "First wedding in our family!" "Lets have big celebrations!" "Have you taken your vitamins?" "Look after yourself my son." "Oh and what about your woolen clothes?" "But its warm there ma!" " Have you taken them?" "Yes ma, yes ma" "And your pajamas?" "Put shorts in suitcase?" "Mother..." " And karan brother, how about your shoelaces?" "You..." "Shut up" "We'll miss you Ma" " Miss you son, miss you." "Karan" "This fellow's a very good friend of mine." "Give him a call if you have any problem, ok?" "Thanks Dad." " You guys have a great time, enjoy yourself." " Bye" "Yeah, Bye..." "Bye Bye..." "Babyji, they are only going on their honeymoon why are you crying?" "Today our son is estranged." "Ma, boys belong to others." "Haven't you heard..." "I know, son is a son till he gets a wife?" "How do I look?" "Today thermal facial Husband's day." "Beautiful... ready to be misused." "You only talk!" "I am going on the internet..." "Aah!" "The UK dating site." "What difference does it make to you?" "If Somebody in California London or Australia tells me I am very smart," "Beautiful and intelligent..." "Then why do you feel jealous?" "I am notjealous Babyji..." "They haven't lived with you so they don't know what they are getting into." "You will never appreciate the fact that I married you," "Even when all the other boys in Chandigarh were chasing me on their motorbikes." "Oh..." "I know that!" "And so was Kanwal, by the way..." "He's a kid, but I got stuck..." "He remained a Bloody Bachelor!" "But a sensible decision!" "Oh sister!" "Your mixer is done ji." "What will you have for lunch?" "What to cook?" "Anything darling." "You know I am not that fussy." "Yeah, except for that loud woman," "Who you've been serving all your life..." "And did you say Baby..." "She's more of an aunty..." "You don't like Baby do you?" "Billu," "I don't like the fact that because of her you're still not married," "That you are still alone..." " And she's much older than you..." "Age and love... what's the connection..." "Keeps buying vegetables." "Newspapers  milk packets..." "What else?" "Life is not about marriage and kids," "I feel some kind of spiritual connection with Baby..." "Spiritual..." "Oh shut up billu." "Even at this age no love affair..." "Let me tell you one thing, that woman is all wrong." "She treats her sons like daughters and her daughter, oh god." "I never saw such a topsy-turvy old lady." "You know, that girl Muniya, the one who works for her," "You know what she was telling me?" "She was telling me that even at this age she looks at men's photos on the computer." "That girl!" "She's the biggest gossip in Chandigarh!" "Don't believe her" "It's hurting me." "C'mon tell us then." "Oh that Kohli Sir's daughter no ran away with the security guard." "Oh!" "Look at the security guard's guts!" "Nice security!" "Stole her for himself!" "Mummyji, don't mind..." "But our Simran sister also..." "No what I mean to say was," "She has grown to become very beautiful." "Why don't you find a boy for her..." "You do your work." "I do half of your work." "And send kid with the coffee outside," "I am in the garden." "Hey, kid." "When it comes to her family," "Then she goes to the garden!" "Flower valley." "Hey, open the door." "See who has come." "Wow, Nice house." "Are we in the right house?" "I..." "Oh darling you are so confused" "Sorry to bother you maam" "Listen... are you from abroad?" "United States of America" "Oh then you are in the right house." "Bhalla Sir has sent you." "He called me!" "Come in, come in..." "Please come in..." "Hello..." "Whats your name son?" "Jeena." "Babyji, but we don't know anything about the family." "Oh ho..." "Stop being so suspicious." " I'm not being suspicious..." "Good evening" "What happened?" "Dad is being suspicious again?" "Yes." "It's old habit." "Old habits die hard you know." "Give him a sweet" "Have this wedding sweet." "Only then will you realize it." "What will I realize?" "Why are you speaking like this?" "Why don't you speak in Punjabi like me?" "I don't speak in Punjabi babyji," "Because I don't want to sound as if I am fighting all the time." " Try Telugu then," "You will sound as if you've gone to war..." "Oh Mom, what happened?" "Dad seems to be in a grumpy mood..." "Has the sensex dropped again?" "He's always in a grumpy mood." "You know, in college he was always laughing." "But I don't know, he hasn't smiled since when..." "Since I married you." "I think, he has got a pause..." " Pause?" "Yes oh hey, men's pause" "Men..." "Menopause!" "Mom..." " Dad, mom is very funny." "Next she'll ask me to get hysterectomy done boy!" "Too good, too good!" "Stop being so hysterical." "You must listen to what your mother's done!" " What?" "I found a wonderful doctor girl for you from California." "See what I mean!" " Mom!" "What if the degree is fake or the father is a cabbie?" "My choice can never be wrong." "Besides that Singh's marriage bureau has a wonderful reputation." "He's also showing me some lovely boys for Simran, you know!" "What!" "God help your sister boy." "What about me!" "Shh Shh..." " Sid... hello..." "Sid..." "Bravo!" "The girl gave a flower!" "If the boy smiles, it means he's wooed!" "Come up, come up." "Hi!" " Hi!" "Simran, I need to speak to you." " Me?" "Really?" " Yes" "Not bad!" "Look Simarn, You are distracting me." "The only passion in life that I have is football and my love is guitar." "And there is no room for anything else in it." "So please stop trying so hard." "That's what you want Sid?" "I think you should listen to your heart?" "Sometime happens." "What is that?" "Did you hear that?" "No I didn't." "Sid sometimes you should let your emotions flow." "After all, it's your life." "Exactly Simran, and that's what I want to make." "My life." "I want to play for the Arsenal team." "I want to be famous." "Simran, you are a very nice girl, you know." "You can get anybody you want," "But I've got something else on my mind and I don't have time for all this nonsense." "You are not gay are you?" "Just because you're proposing me and I am not game for it?" "Well, That's a new one!" " I hope you didn't mind that." "Not at all you know." "Nowadays you can expect anything out girls and most of them they just don't take no for an answer!" "Ok Sid." "But at least, we can be platonic friends?" "Of course, why not?" " So friends?" "Sure." "Junior, bring water." "Bless you, son." "As a triff." " Come son." "Will make tea for you myself today." "You look tired." " No I am fine..." "Mummyji where's the kitchen?" "I will make tea for all of us." "Didn't I tell you, she's domestic." "No, son." "You can't enter the kitchen just like that." "Tomorrow we will have a ceremony and then you can cook regularly." "You must all tell me your favourite dishes." "I would love to make special food for each one of you." "Oh!" "My perfect!" "Simran take your sister in law to her room." "Come sister-in-law" "Go, brother..." "Listen." "You can be innocent with your mother but with a wife you got to be a man!" "Remember that." " Babyji" "Yes?" "Now let it..." "I mean, let the boy lead his own life now." "Haven't you heard that saying..." "It takes a mother 20 years to make a man out of a boy" "But it takes a wife 20 minutes to make a fool out of him..." "I don't want to give her those 20 minutes." "When will you ever learn Babyji?" "Or, some things never change do they?" "Just like some bank accounts, right?" "Let me look after my wealth..." "My Karan Arjun and you enjoy your daughter-in-law's cooking along with your new kurums!" "Oh yes!" "I will, I will." "So, Mr. William, how are the markets doing in America?" "The commodities are up I guess." "Honey watch your calories please." "Saw..." "It's true love." "So Mummyji..." "You can call me Babyji please" " Alright, alright." "So do you also cook as delicious food as your daughter-in-law?" "Oh yeah!" "She's an excellent cook." "In fact, you must make some mustard vegetable and corn bread for your kurum!" "Yes, what about his calories!" "Never mind but I know what kurum is." "You know!" "But aunty..." "Oh son, you can call me Mummyji," "My doctor..." "Actually, I just wanted to say that I can't cook at all and Preeti is so good at it" "Son you are a doctor, you have to operate not cook." "And you are international, my Preeti is domestic." "Karan son, I'm really at peace now." "You know, your wife is just the girl that I wanted." "And her great cooking?" "Now, that's a bonus for us." "Hmm, Preeti is..." "Preeti is a bonus." "Wonderful, right?" "Wonderful!" "Lets go Simran." " Hi sister-in-law!" "Mummyji would be waiting for us at the jewellery shop." ""Big buns..."" "She is so sweet." "Ya sure" "Sister-in-law your lipstick is very dark." "So is yours Simran." "Mum says it suits me." "So does she have different set of rules for different members of the family?" "Sister-in-law?" "I was just saying that..." "We both have the same likes and dislikes." "But you are the daughter-in-law of the house, right." "Does that word 'In-law' make such a big difference in a girl's life?" "I am just as young as you are Simran..." "Oh..." "lets go." "Greetings, sister." "Greetings." "We have fixed Arjun's marriage." "This is for you." "Do come." "But I've never been to your house." "Oh!" "What an expensive card." "I'm sure you're taking a big, fat dowry." "No dear... no dowry..." "I am god fearing." "Yes, sister." "I mean, My children are my wealth what else can anyone give me?" "They are very nice Americans." "All they want is a simple marriage." "Good." "I hear your son Preet is coming soon." "Yes, he's coming..." "Save your daughter." "So don't try any alliance, okay?" "Jeeji," "What have I done to make you hate me so much?" "I wish yours parents had not traveled with my parents from Pakistan," "And we hadn't lived in the same neighborhood," "Then my Billu would have never known you." "But it's not my fault." "Why do you hold his affection for me against me?" "Affection?" "My billoo's never got married because he thinks there is no other woman like you." "Then maybe he knows me better than the rest of the world." "We have played together as children." "He's like family to me, and you too." "But what he feels for me personally is not my faultjeeji." "I mean my whole family is so fond of Kanwal, notjust me." "Ok, let it be." "Don't get so emotional." "I am not getting emotional." "I can't afford to get emotional..." "Life teaches us not to." "Hi!" "Baby?" "How are you here?" "You look upset." " Did Rajinder scold you?" "No, dear, but you are so concerned" "It is Arjun's wedding." "And both of you must come." "You are my family after all..." "Greetings..." "You know Jeeji, she's still got that child in her." "That Baby I have known for years." "Please don't scold her." "Jhalla!" "Hai, Jhalla!" "Wait." "Sing and dance!" "Celebrate!" "Sing a sweet song!" " Come on." "Hey, lets start with Mummyji..." "Mummyji tell daughter-in-law to cover the head." "Daughter-in-law is a foreigner." "She does not know all this, yes." "Preeti son you also dance." "No..." " C'mon..." "Why are you so shy?" "No Mummyji..." "I'm fine..." "You go..." "Come..." " No Mummyji... please..." "She's mad!" "Preeti is very simple and child I told him to dance with me but she said no." "Hi sister-in-law, you were darn good last night." "Are you a professional dancer?" "Then you must've partied a lot before marriage?" "Right?" "No never." "My mother was very strict." "Okay then I must take you out one night." "Come with me..." "but don't tell anyone." "Thorn pricked." "Oh it hit" "Come on" "Go there" "I really enjoyed it..." "What dance it was..." "One second" "Very good dancing..." " But you know what your dance steps gave Mummyji high blood pressure." "Wait a minute, Simran Sister," "Before you go all ready and gallivanting," "Give this to mummyji" "Ever since I came, she's sighing..." "Whatever..." " What a song!" "I said, it was amazing." "I tried to say sorry to her last night, but she was sleeping..." "From childhood..." "I love dancing, when I hear good music," "Cannot control." "Something happens in my body." "Great!" "Something happens in my body." "Really?" "I said, You opened Mummyji's eyes..." "She was stunned." "God knows what that American is going to do..." "Thorn pricked..." "Here or there," "Wonder where it pricked..." "But I enjoyed it a lot..." "What is she doing?" "It is called Paani Vaarna." "She's taking all your troubles on herself..." "Oh!" "You are more than welcome!" "Babyji..." "So, writing secrets?" "About the old boyfriends or the new ones on the net?" "You are too much..." "But seriously babyji..." "What do you keep pouring in this diary day and night?" "Some things are better written and not said." "I'm going to miss you so much, and you keep uh..." "Arre..." "Bless you son, Bless you." "Now you two must get together soon, eh?" " I know, son it is not good to leave your husband alone without a leech..." "A Leech?" " Just, ignore your mother-in-law's English," "As she would put Oxford dictionary to shame!" " Ok..." "You just take care of yourself..." "hmmm..." "Yes Dad, Bye everybody." "Junior., you served me well." "I had a wonderful time." "It was really nice knowing you all..." "Bye." "What..." " Yes..." " This girl is saying?" " What did she say?" "What did she mean," "I had a wonderful time, it was nice knowing you?" "'" "I mean, you only say that when you are never going to meet again." "No, Babyji, She didn't mean that..." "You just misunderstood!" "But be careful of that Bittu and Pinky." "They are very jealous of me." "They jinx others." "Ward off evil eyes." "You look great, Babyji." "Come on..." "If not money at least you've paid me a compliment today." "Oh my god, there you go again, money money money!" "I am not a fool to risk my hard earned money in your hands." "And, may I ask where are you going all dressed up like a Christmas tree?" "It's Karvachauth (festival)." "I am going to pray for you, yes!" "When will he learn to drive slowly?" "This boy drives very fast." "Don't worry I'm there..." "I love you too Jeena" "Jeena?" "Give it to me, oh give it friend" "Hi Jeena..." " Yes main mummy speaking son, when are you calling Arjun to America?" "Mom, I've spoken to her." " Be quiet!" "Jeena..." "You are behind us in time so Karvachauth must've just started for you." "Did you keep the fast son?" "For Heaven's sake!" "Why do I have to do that?" "It seems she's eating something." "Jeena son, if one day, you don't eat pizzas and burgers," "It wont kill you but my son will live a long life..." "And you are going to pray for my long life!" "For your son's long life, I need to stay hungry?" "Now where does that come from?" "I mean I don't get it." "Jeena, relax friend." "Take America's taste" "She's very stubborn." "She says it's a stupid belief that by her staying hungry my son will have a long life." "Fine, why do I care?" "This is of my wife." "C'mon son..." "We'll leave..." "Ok..." "Hen-pecked husband" "Let's admit it." "Your mom's right." "It's a woman's world eh!" "Joker!" "Baby, has Arjun got his visa?" "Jeena is sending the papers." "We've been hearing this for last seven months." "Here..." "What a time!" "Girls come from abroad, marry our boys," "Have lovely honeymoon and go back having fun money and all our Jewellery." "Shut up Bittu, stop this nonsense." "My Jeena loves Arjun and wants him with her soon." "How Soon?" " When your son becomes a mendicant?" "Or when her daughter-in-law finds a Mexican!" "Arjun, Call Jeena." "Mom, She must be at work." "Now!" "Call on her mobile phone" "But mom" "I think we should make a move." "Come Pinky." "That side auntyji, that side..." "Take care, Baby" "I am telling you." "Call Jeena," "And ask her when she is sending the papers." "I am fed up." "All the neighbors, my friends, they keep asking" "Your son has got his visa?" "When is your daughter-in-law calling your son to America'?" "It's a matter of my pride, you know." "I thought this only happened to girls in India!" "You give Jeena an ultimatum!" "Call her now!" "Mom, I did." "It says number does not exist." "Uhh, then call her house numbers or her father William or her mother's office." "I have already tried all the numbers." " All have the same answer." "Number does not exist anymore." "Send email, Jeena" "I did... three weeks back..." "no reply what-so-ever." "What?" "My daughter-in-law disappears and you are telling me this today..." "Whatever happened with you wasn't right." "Right?" "Such a nice family and his is what they do to you?" "You know what, you should contact their relatives?" "They have no relatives." "They wanted a simple marriage." "Now I know why they said that..." "So that only our people would be there." "She took everything from us..." "Even the gold set that my mother-in-law gave me." "I am ruined, Muniya." "You know, Agarwal madam, she was feeling very bad for you." "She said this is what happens when you get greedy." "You are very bad, don't discuss my family with others." "And when was I greedy?" "Lo, you were the one know who wanted to make your doctor son's future?" "Future?" "Feature..." "Future." "Muniya your English is better than me." "Oh no, I have worked with a foreigner know." "He wanted to marry me and take me to Dubai..." "And now, this Italian!" "Enough." "C'mon, be quiet." "It's so hot." "I wonder what the electricity people are doing." "May they be doomed!" "Umm, Mummyji, give double money." "What's the joyous occasion?" "Oh, I gave you sympathy, sympathy costs money..." "Ten rupees for gossip, ten rupees for advice." "Total is 30 rupees." "Very sly." "What advice you can give me?" "I tell you, get your son married again." "That American daughter-in-law of yours is lost!" "30 rupees!" "I say, your daughter-in-law gets up very early, right?" "Just in time for lunch!" "I say, good morning!" "Muniya I am not a neighbour that you can gossip about me!" "What happened to you?" "Where is your hair?" "And where are you going in this fancy dress?" "Karan wants me to help him in the restaurant instead of sitting at home all day long." "Karan doesn't know anything." "Mummyji, don't underestimate your son." "Babyji, babyji." " In response to your matrimonial advertisements," "Lots of letters have come for Simran." " Looking at Preeti I hope we get a better son-in-law than daughters-in-law!" "Hello..." "Oh Preeti!" "Hmm, you look fine!" "I mean..." " Lovely." "Thanks Dad!" "Oh, I'll just check the letters, eh!" "Best of Luck for the third marriage in the family Mummyji." "Don't talk rubbish!" "Burning turning..." "My heart is burning" "Simran..." " Jeans?" "And black T-shirt..." "What is this nonsense!" "Mom this is how I normally dress." " Today is not a normal day!" "Your could-be in-laws will be here any minute." "You should be grateful that I'm even meeting them..." "And this is the fourth guy you are making me meet!" "Thank you very much." "And don't tell them you wanted to join Bollywood." "Last time you spoiled your chance." "You know, people don't like glamorous girls son." "They think the girl is of loose character." "But if they ask what I wanted to do, then?" "Tell them you wanted to join the IAS." "You know they will be most impressed." "They'll think our daughter gave up such a great career for their son." "IAS girls are in great demand in Punjab." "If you were used to traditional dress this wouldn't have happened." "Here." "So difficult for you to cover your legs now huh?" "I wish you had told me this 3 years back Mom." "Don't talk too much and just answer in short." "Answer in yes or no." "Why don't you tell them your daughter is deaf and dumb for a day?" "Quiet!" "I just might have to do that!" "And if they ask if there were any boys in your group say no, only girls." "Bas only your mother will understand that Son" "That you have been given values" "And you will never betray my trust." "Mom" "Do you know why the divorce rate is getting so high in India?" "Why son?" "Because most of the mothers tell their daughters how to lie in such matrimonial meetings." "Well it's not easy finding good boys like your brothers these days..." "Try finding one for yourself!" "Then you will realize!" "Babyji, I think Simran is right!" "But you know how difficult it is to find good boys?" "She will." "Like you did." "Don't add petrol to my fire." "I am already furious." "Preeti has become so bold." "She does what she wants." "Karan has given her too much freedom." "The other one has vanished and Simran doesn't like any of the boys that come." "I mean how much more can I take?" "I don't have any importance any longer!" "No, it is not so." "Junior, see who has come." "First congratulate me." "Congratulations..." "Kanwal?" "Kanwal and Amrita enter frame." "Greetings" "Here, has a simple court marriage..." "Amrita... who gurdaspur..." "You know how Jeeji was after my life..." "So we went to Gurdaspur and..." "She is from Gurdaspur, you know." "Cheat, huh?" "Congratulations." "Congratulations" "I am so happy..." "You finally took the step that you should have taken long ago" "Welcome." "But he said he could never find somebody like you." "Oh, he is mad!" "He has found a better one." "Thank you" " By the way, I have been cheated." "Why?" " Now I will have to pick up milk packets vegetables and cinema tickets for my wife?" "You will go." " Oh, so do it." "Sit, sit." "I will be back." "Sit." "What will you have..." "Buttermilk?" "Oh kid, bring Buttermilk." "So Kanwal, you've decided to stay in gurdaspur, is it?" "Ya, less pollution." "The redness of cheeks will remain." "You know, the pink cheeks." "Kanwal's mother gave these to my Granny" "When she came from Pakistan, to sell them." "Granny left them with me, so that I could return them." "I thought I would give them to Simran when she married Preet," "This boy just won't get married." "But I'm so glad I finally gave them to the one who deserves them." "Thank you very much." "Sit." "You know baby," "You should take Baby as inspiration," "You will really learn a lot." "What are you saying?" " Why?" "He'll do the same." "Be quiet!" "Insulating me in front of the new bride!" "Oye, Arjun... ready?" "Mummyji," "Why are you crying?" "He is just going to Ludhiana to do his MD!" "He would have gone to America if that wretched had not done a fake marriage." "I thought only Indian girls were fake..." "But NRIs wee..." "You don't worry, Arjun son" "You work hard and I will find another NRI wife for you." "This time a doctor from UK." "Don't do that Mummyji..." "Please..." "Jeena?" "What are you doing here?" "I'm back mummyji." "You are back?" "What have you come for now?" "To return our Jewellery and gifts?" "You conscience pricked you!" "I have nothing to return Mummyji because William and Tina duped me." "Your parents duped you?" "Yes, right, now you have another story to tell, isn't it?" "No she isn't." "She's speaking the truth." "Thanks Dad." "If it wasn't for you I would have lost everything" "Wait." "What are you saying?" "Involving my husband in your fake marriage racket?" "I admit I was playing a game with William and Tina." "We run a travel agency and we thought of this plan." "But when I went back I started missing Arjun..." "And you all." "Then I confessed to my parents and they threw me out of the house for a few weeks." "But then my Dad took me back because I fell ill." "And who do you think planned it all babyji?" "Your Bhalla sir..." "The man from the marriage bureau!" "How do we know she is telling the truth?" "Look, when her father called me to find the boy his uncle..." "You know her father?" " Yes, he's an old friend of mine." "Ravi is a surgeon and has a clinic in New York." "At least it's a family of doctors." "I am not one Mummyji, but please forgive me..." "I will live as your humble servant, Mummyji" "Move aside!" "You will make me a maid." "Babyji, she takes after you... melodramatic!" "Mom, your problem is English, hers is Hindi" "Don't take her side." "Babyji, now let's forgive and forget Babyji." "Tries to be Indian!" "Learn to wear veil..." "C'mon, I hope we live like one big happy family, huh?" "But I've got Arjun's papers and we can fly back any time." "Aini door?" "Mom..." "you only wanted me to go to USA." "And I'll make your dream come true, Mummyji." "Come" "Wait, wait, wait" "What?" "Oh my God!" "I forgot the keys," "And Mom and everybody else is at sister-in-law's mom's place..." "I'm sorry." "It's ok..." "What the heck..." "It's just that, It's so quiet here." "Let me add some music to it." "Babyji," "You are still upset about last night?" "Yes, and it is not because of your snoring!" "Can you imagine, our son and daughter" "In" "Law dancing in the drive..." "That too in Chandigarh!" "I know..." "Kids..." "I..." "I did speak with Arjun and he's very apologetic about it." "First that 'Thorn' song and now this 'Kohl'." "Bollywood has spread this commotion." " That Simran she always says chandigarh girls make it very big in bollywood." "She's out of her mind!" "Babyji, you could have made it very big in bollywood yourself..." "Let it be..." " Drink tea..." "Really..." "Let it be." "You know girls get into trouble chatting on the net and so will Mummyji one day..." "Yes..." "I've heard she chats with hunks online?" "This portal is not for crazy chat sister-in-law." " It's serious." "And this one seems just right for me." "Know each other very well, and he will be coming next month..." "But you know nothing about him Simran." "Yes... its so risky." "Chill girls." "We have done enough of soul searching," "All that remains is just one look to decide whether we can stay together or not." "Okay!" " Cheers!" "Mummy ji, I have heard she is a find husband on computer..." "Shut up, its a gossip." "Look Mummyji, really!" "I have seen Simran with so many boys' pictures on the computer," "Staring at them." "Muniya, stop gossiping about me to Mum." "Look, I don't care." "You come here, you talk to me first!" " You have lost your mind?" "You will try and find your own husband?" "I mean internet is okay for chats, but to find real husband?" "Mom, I know exactly what I am looking for and I am sure you will be very happy with my choice." "Son, there could be fakes also." "Mom, so many of my friends, they got married through net only" "And they are so happily settled!" "C'mon." "So go..." "Internet..." "It was a good idea to come to rock garden for a change." " Lovely" "But baby, I tell you, our life has also become like rock!" "Lo!" " In life no fun." "Same routine everyday, I tell you." "Oh, got bored?" "You want something new?" " Yes!" "C'mon, lets rock and have a girls' night out" "I know of a real hot disco!" "Oh ho..." "Bouncer will be hot?" "And they did not even come back with me" "Here they are." "Must be them" "Oh!" "Sorry mom, mom" "Sorry..." "Mummyji please let us all explain." "What is there for you all to explain?" "I'm not against anyone having a good time once in a while." "I myself had a blast." "That's what you say, blast." "But turning our respectable family restaurant into a disco at night?" "We'll lose our respect!" "People will say they run nightclub..." "But Babyji, what were you doing there at this time?" "You be quiet!" "I don't understand, why such a big deal of going to a disco?" "Oh ho sweetheart, the problem is, we run the disc." "And this American influence..." "spoiling my son's character now!" "We'll leave." "We can see this shame later." "Mom, just chill!" "You will be chilled." "Wear yourjacket." "Ma just running a simple restaurant is not going to get us enough business." "And that is important for my husband." "Oh ho, husband..." "And your husband..." "He was my son before he became your husband... husband..." "Mom and Dad also agrees" "You know about this?" "Wow!" "You will enter territory but you will not make bank account joint with me." "You have ditched me..." " You are a" "Tray... tray... trr... trrr... babyji I'm not a traitor." "And kids, they are just trying to earn a little more money," "And there's nothing wrong with that." "I told you not to wear such clothes..." "C'mon" "She's the limit!" "Jeena has more liberty than me" "And why doesn't she do anything about that daughter of hers?" "Sweetie!" "Calm down." "With time you will adjust to Mummyji." "You know she doesn't mean any harm." "Look you three men can adjust with her." "I am not going to take it anymore!" "I have heard you saying the same thing to your mom so many times." "But you took it for 23 years, right?" "Now just because Mummyji is not your own mom," "You can't take it anymore." "You may have a point there" "But, did you see the way she was dancing and taking shots." "She was scandalized by my dance..." "My dance was nothing compared to what she was doing." "She's my mom." "He dad siting hear." "Hi dad!" " Hi..." "You guys are early today." "Huh?" "Yes, we decided not to go to Anil's place." "Sunna it's a boring affair." "Dad, you seem to be having fun." "Beer sheer and all?" "Mom is not at home?" "You guessed right boy!" "She's gone with those two irritating friends of hers to some exhibition." "Beer?" "No dad." " Dad, you know no..." "Last night, mom..." "I know, I know friend." "She was a bit harsh on you guys." "But then you know, she's just concerned about you." "Ya dad, but we are grown ups now." "I know, but she doesn't even think that I have grown up." "I mean, she does 'Be Quiet' to every thing I have to say!" "But, she embarrasses us in front of our wives too dad." "This is nothing, Jeena," "She thinks that both of us are in nappies and..." "Simran is in a sari!" "But seriously son..." "Your mother really wants to protect you from you know, anything doing you harm." "But the problem is she doesn't realize which is more harmful." "I mean fussing over you or letting you lead your own lives." "This is so typical of all the punjabi mother." "Even my mom, Granny, she fussed over me." "But I thought once I'm married I will be able to lead my own life..." "But no sir!" "Then came along your mom, and she fussed over me even more." "You see..." "Much as women crib about their lives with men..." "There is no escape for men either." "We'll miss you" "We'll miss you too" "Come soon to meet us..." "Remember, Chandigarh is your home." "Junior, see who has come." "Ah!" "Hello" "Hello?" "Hello..." " Can I help you?" "Uh, Sir..." "Baby" "Oh!" "Courier?" "Uh, no, no, I'm not a courier guy." " In fact I want to meet Baby." "She's completely changed my life sir." "I found her IP address and then traced this address," "Just to meet her once!" "Just this once." "Where is she?" "Ah..." "did you meet her on a dating site?" "Ya." "Actually I did." "You must be her dad, right?" "No I am not." "Has she called you home?" " She said I could drop in here anytime." "She's a wonderful girl Sir, wonderful, wonderful." "Lighted up and delighted up my life!" "How can Babyji dare to do this!" "And they even speak the same English!" "Sir, I just couldn't control myself..." "I had to meet her," "Just this once." "Please call her..." "Who has come?" "Well... uhhh..." "Who is he?" " My wife." "Oh!" "Hello Aunty" "Hello." "I am actually here to see Baby." "I'm Baby, what do you want?" "You... you... you?" "You are Baby?" "Of course you must be." "You look as delightful as you write." "So happy and full of energy!" "I am Salman, Salman Khan?" "Oh!" "From the Bollywooddates." "Com?" "Oh I see." "Sit, sit, sit." "Thank you, thank you so much aunty..." "Will you stop calling me aunty!" "Oh!" "I'm sorry..." " These are for you" "Thank you." "Thank you so much for everything you've done for me." "You've changed my entire life." " You saved my life my home, my unborn children from becoming orphans." "I am so glad." "Suicide is a very bad thing you know." "I told you she would..." " Excuse me!" "Can you explain what's going on?" "Uh, let me explain sir..." "Rahul, Rahul Sharma." "Salman Khan is just my chat name." "You know sir, people who come on these online dating chats," "Most of them are lonely like me and then, every now and then, Maam comes online," "She helps us, reasons with us." " She makes a difference Sir she makes a difference to our lives." "You know, my wife, lovely as she is," "She was nagging me to death sir." "I wanted to kill myselfjust because of her harassment..." "Sounds very familiar..." "Right?" "Bas then maam came into my life." "I met her online and she made me see the truth." "Like she says Happiness is a state of mind..." "So true ma'am..." "so true!" " Moreover, Sir another friend of mine he was having a problem with his job." "You know his colleagues and all, in fighting." "Maam actually found him anotherjob." "Now he's happy." "You are so wonderful." "You are great, aunty... uh..." "Baby..." "uhh... sorry, ma'am!" " And Babyji all this while I thought you were chatting with young men..." "What are you saying!" "Do you thing at this age can I be so naughty?" "But you are naughty babyji..." "Be quiet." "What will you have?" "Tea, coffee or sweets?" "Uh, as much as I'd love it, not this time ma'am." "Actually my lovely wife is waiting for me." "I'm taking her out on a date." "Now your wife has become lovely!" "You know, she's wondering how come I love her so much nowadays..." "But I haven't told her my secret  I haven't told her about my secret net friend." "Ma'am, continue going online, continue helping people." "Nowadays who has the time to listen to other people's problems." "Ok young man," "Our regards to your wife." "Certainly." "And if your wife nags you a lot," "Come online, I'll help you..." " Thanks so much." "Babyji?" " Yes?" "Proud of you." " Thank you" "What is the matter, brother!" "Pizza, cake." "What's the occasion?" "You tell them." "What is the matter, son?" "If it's about money, ask your father!" "Mum..." "Dad, we have some news." "What?" "You're going to be grandparents soon" "Really..." "Oh!" "That's great." " Wonderful!" "I am so happy." "Come here son." "Thank you son." "Its going to be a beautiful child I am sure." "I can see it in your face." "There is something else..." " Twins?" "Ah Mummyji, dad..." "Arjun have been online for past few weeks" "And it seems Karan can make a lot of money in USA if he starts a restaurant there." "Arjun's father-in-law has promised to help." "Are you trying to say that you want to migrate to U. S?" "Yes dad and we found a buyer for Million Dollars too." "You want to leave us?" "Nobody is leaving anybody, Ma." "We are just trying to make our lives better." "I don't want my children to grow in this small town when my brother's children go to Harvard and Wharton." "There will be so many cultural differences Pa." "Okay, son." "You are big now." "Make your own lives." "When do you want to go?" "Don't worry Mummyji, we'll go after Simran's marriage." "Thank you son." "Some more pizza, mom?" "No, son." "I am full." "Dad." "Medicine" "Don't take it to heart Mummyji." "All sons have to go away someday." "And I thought only daughters left their parents' homes." "My Karan Arjun will be so far away." "Wherever the children may be," "What is important is that they should love you." "There should be love." "That is all that matters." "What is the use of staying under the same roof" "If the children are indifferent and they keep fighting with you." "You are luckier than most parents Mummyji." "Your children love you." "Muniya!" "You are very sensitive." "I have seen the insides of many homes Mummyji..." "Except for mine." "Never got to love my parents." "Don't even know who they are" "Bring it." "Someone's with her." "Are you nervous?" " No I'm not!" "Sure?" "I'm sure." "And I'm sure that mom's going to love you." "And what about Dad?" "Don't worry sweetheart!" "He's darn cool..." "Come..." "Hope So!" "Hi Mum..." "Hi dad" "Greetings ji." " Greetings" " Greetings son..." " Sit, sit" "Sit." "You didn't introduce." "I'm Vikramjeet Singh." "Classmate ho?" "Actually, Simran and I met on the net few months ago." "Net?" "Internet." "First we didn't get along." "But then we became very good friends." "I thought, basically, she's a spoilt brat" "But later I came to know that she is a beautiful human being." "Oh she is..." " She needs to mature a lot but I must say that" "She's the one for me." "Well, If you feel you two are good for each other..." "Then what can we say?" "My parents asked me to take permission from you." "That's what they say..." "You have to do it..." "Where do your parents live?" "United States of America." "Oh no, not Simran also..." "What?" " Nothing son, nothing." "So son, what do you do?" "I am a software engineer..." "He's handsome." "Do you like the boy?" "Son, if Simran is happy, we are happy too." "I think you will be good for our daughter." "When can your parents come for the wedding?" "Whenever you say." "Tell me." "Arjun and Jeena should be here any moment." "But they'll stay over here, only for a week." "Never mind." "But they have come." "Baby you will be free after Simran's marriage" "But both your betas and your daughters in law." "And Simran will also go far away." "Yes and that makes you happy for me?" "We three are such good friends but we keep taunting each other all the time." "And to say our friendship is all that we have." "You know, I am just not used to staying without my Simran..." "Oh baby... babyji," "Please don't cry." "It's an auspicious occasion." "I know..." "But, isn't it strange" "That when you are parting from your only daughter they call it an auspicious occasion?" "Dad..." "Mom, I've just realized that" "I was the one who was to get estranged..." "I have to go..." "Babyji, what are you thinking?" "I hate to see these packed suitcases." "It's such a stark reminder of reality!" "The day has finally come..." "Our children are going..." "Such is life..." "There..." "I wish Vikram had stayed a couple of days." "I know dad." "And I suppose you won't be coming back for your delivery?" "The child would be a natural citizen if he is born in US, Mummyji." "Yes?" " Ya, that's true." "So when do we get to see you again?" "Christmas?" "Or when your children want to know who their grandparents are and what they look like?" "I think, we'd better start for the airport now." "Come on." "Come on... come my girl" "Junior, bring Samaan along..." "I've got some ice cream for the children." "It must be very hot for them here." "Keep in fridge." "You know I enjoy cooking but I miss Muniya." "Nice girl." "I'm glad she got married..." "Made her life." "Yeah!" "After creating havoc in other people's lives." "Yes, if carrot pudding is ready," "Can the Grandfather have some?" "You are very excited right?" "So are you babyji..." "You must be dying to tell all your stories to the children." "But don't make fun of my English in front of them, okay?" "Ok" "Promise?" "Promise?" "You just wait." " What happened?" "Come here." "He has ruined my house." "They have turned the whole house upside down." "They have broken the crystal, they've dirtied the sofas." "These daughters in law have not taught these children any manners." " And that Simran?" "She's too busy meeting her friends." "Left her 6 months old baby with me." "I had to clean all the nappies." "Wow!" "She couldn't even buy medicine for loose motions for the baby." "Everyone takes advantage of me." "Bas Mummyji has to do everything." "But Babyji," "You're going to miss them once they are gone." "No I won't." "I want some peace." "And don't play cricket on the lawns." "You will spoil my grass." "Do you understand?" "I will beat you" "Okay Granny!" "Granny!" "Granny can't say this" "Go, go to your mothers..." "Come on." "You have got on my nerves!" "Junior, let it be." "There is still time for them to go." "It feels good to know that we have a large family." "The house looks full." "Wonder when we will see them again." "Ya babyji, and we are not getting any younger..." "We'll make a move, dad." "Enough, son, it's time..." "I will bring it outside." "We are a go-give it to me." "He mom." "Don't cry." "Junior, bring the bags" "Let's go." "We will be going home." "Bye Ma, Dad..." "That's a good shoot." "Thanks" "Take care." "Will you have some tea?" "No, Babyji." "Thank you." "Who do you want to chat with babyji?" "The children haven't even reached the airport as yet..." "Let me see if anybody else in this world is feeling lonely." "I can give them company." "I am lonely today..." "You can give me company..." "Come" "Children must have come for, the funeral." "They could not get the tickets." "It's tourists' season." "And these days tickets are also expensive." "And then the doctor said not to keep the body for very long." "Baby," "Why don't you come and stay with us for a few days in Gurdaspur" "I can't leave the house Jeeji." "Junior has gone to his village." "His mother was not well." "And you know Muniya, She got married and went away." "Now, even my diary is finished." "Nothing to write anymore." "You can always stay with Karan and Arjun sometimes." "They should have some time." "Busy." "They are all working people." "I don't want to disturb their life jeeji." "The kids love you." "Hello." "I am Gulati." " Hello..." "I'm here to meet Mrs. Arora." "Greetings." " Greetings" "I'm Gulati." "Sit." "I am sorry to hear about Rajinder." "He had his account in our bank for the last 30 years..." "What a wonderful man." "Is there... is there anything I can do for you ma'am?" "Thank you for your concern." "I hate to say this but Baby," "Do you have the succession certificate?" "I mean how do, we transfer the accounts in her name." "In her name?" "But the accounts always were in joint names" "And she being the survivor can operate them anytime." "This Rajinder..." "God bless your soul..." "I miss you..." "Miss you old man." "Have transferred twenty thousand dollars to your account." "If there is anything else please let me know." "Preeti is cooking all the dishes from the recipe book you gave her." "And she getting better." "Now they bought this beautiful house by the river-side" "And we are having a barbeque this week-end." "Karan and Sylvania is coming with the kids as well" "Wish you could be with us." "Now Dipen has got a new job." "And Seque has started his pre-school." "And he really misses his grandma" "Yesterday I was thinking of Daddy" "I miss him a lot." "We will surely come next winter." "Babyji... babyji... babyji..." "You?" "You have come back from Hell?" "Heaven babyji, not Hell." "What difference does it make?" "I am left alone." "The children are so far away and busy with their own lives." "I am not happy anymore." "Babyji, Happiness is the state of mind." "Your words." "I miss you..." "Please come back." "I am always with you babyji." "But what is this," "Why have you stopped colouring your hair?" "And I don't like these white, dull clothes on you." "Babyji, vibrant colours suit you like, yellow, blue, green, orange." "These are the colours that really suit you." "No, without you, I must wear only white ji..." "But you have become colorful now..." "You have become very colorful." "When there are no colors left in my life." "But you have to move with the world, right?" "But I feel very lonely and old." "Yes, I don't feel like doing anything." "C'mon Babyji..." "Heart should be young!" "Forget the age!" "You have started speaking good Punjabi." "Who have you been meeting up there that you speak such good Punjabi now?" "Oh, get up, dear..." "Life doesn't stop for people who are alone." "Health is wealth." "You are right." "And I have to move with the world, right..." "Then get up my girl and move!" "My colorful, delightful, wonderful Mummyji." "Listen." "You are looking great." "Pratap Singh you are very slow." "Give me my juice!" "And who do you love the more" " Mummyji."