"As the Governor of Goa, it gives me pride to say... that our Chief Minister, Madam Gayatri Bachchan... is a mother-figure for people of this state." "Politicians normally build big, palatial houses for themselves... once they become chief ministers." "Whereas, she has donated her own palace to the nation." "I inherited this palace from my father, Maharaja Virendra Singh." "But I believe that only the nation has a right... to the holdings of princes and maharajas." "You're not only the lady's husband, but the president of the party, too." "Would you like to say something too?" "All I will say is that I'm proud of my wife." "Madam gives you 10 minutes, Mr Thapar." "Please follow me." "Good morning, Chief Minister." " Good morning." "Please come." "I haven't been able to sleep... ever since that accident took place in my factory." "I'm terribly worried about the families of those killed." "So I've decided." "If I've got to do something for them..." "I must strengthen your hands." "And what do you want in return?" "You have appointed a commission of enquiry against Thapar Chemicals." "If you could withdraw that..." "I'm willing to pay any price." " How much?" "100 million?" " Is that all?" "200 million?" " 400 million." "All right. 400 million." "I'll pay you 400 million." " Pardon me?" "In return, you will give me an arm, a leg and an eye." "What are you saying?" " Why not?" "You're not willing to sell any part of your body." "And you're here to buy the death of 500 workers... who died of poisonous gases in your chemical factory." "That was not an accident!" "It was the outcome of using sub-standard machinery." "And you are responsible for that." "I will not only have your factory closed down..." "I'll bring a case against you for killing 500 men!" "I'll have a bill passed in the next session of our Assembly." "I will make sure that all your chemical factories are closed down!" "Gayatri Bachchan will have to be removed from the C.M.'s chair." "No." "Gayatri Bachchan is not merely the Chief Minister of Goa." "She is also a mother to the people of this state." "None of her MLAs will revolt against her." "The ballot is therefore not the way to eliminate her." "The bullet is." "There isn't a soul in Goa who will cast his ballot against her." "Who would fire a bullet at her?" "I will." "But it will take some time." "There are many professional killers in Mumbai... who'd assassinate anyone for the money." "All right." "Leave for Mumbai today, Rani." "And give the contract to a man who can do the job for us." "Don't let anyone smoke in here." "What do you do to guys who go on rampage and break up things?" "We have 4 bouncers here to break those guys up." "Take a look!" "That's a whole lot of meat!" "Who are you?" " Have you heard of godfather?" "I'm not the Godfather." "Have you heard of Godfather II?" "I'm not that either." "Have you heard of god-friend?" " No." "That's me." "So you are here to gamble!" " I won't be gambling." "Godfather will." " Godfather will?" "But when?" "At exactly 8 p.m." " At eight?" "!" "This is a gambling-den, sir." "What are we here for?" "Someone stole my diamonds worth" "I'll be getting them here today." " How?" "I've entrusted the case to Badshah, a private detective." "He has called me here." "Who's that in your car?" " He's the CEO of my company." "Have you found my diamonds?" " Don't worry, sir." "They're busy working for you upstairs." "Smoking is not allowed." "Who's he?" " He's the manager." "Which table would you like to gamble at?" "But that's a no-limits table!" "My boss has no limits to anything he does, okay?" "Didn't I tell you, sir?" "He's a nut..." "let's go!" "Would you like to make some more money?" "Sit down." "A new hand." "And new cards." "Your turn." "Come home some day to learn the ropes!" "My stakes." "Could we have a loan please?" "You'll get it back when the bank opens tomorrow." "This isn't for kids!" "Go home, if your dough is over!" "Hold it." "Each of these diamonds is worth 200,000." "Here's my 400,000" "What did you say?" "This isn't for kids, eh?" "Here's a tenner." "To pay for your rickshaw ride, back home!" "Wait." "Don't give up." "I'll take over the game." "You'll get your money back." "So what is the stake?" "Two diamonds." "I mean 400,000." "Each of these diamonds is worth 200,000 too." "Here's my stake. 800,000." "Uncle..." "I hope they're really diamonds?" "Can't you see?" "He has decency written all over his face." "Your moustache tells me you're not a cheat." "Not 800,000." "Here comes my stake of 1,600,000." "1,600,000, eh?" " That's right." "I said "show"..." "I asked for a show." "You didn't hear it..." "He asked for a show." "A Jack." "The second Jack." "And here's the third." "Where did the third king spring from?" "He's the King who has kings." "No jacks, you know." "His third card was a six!" "I saw it in your glasses!" "The glasses, eh?" "Show him your glasses, Ramlal." "These glasses?" "They're meant for casinos!" "Buy one now!" "I carry so many with me!" "So you guys have fooled me!" " Why must we fool you?" "You are already a fool!" "Let's go, Ramlal." " Hold it!" "Ever heard of Manikchand?" " Sure." "The tobacco we spit out!" "Sure, we've heard..." "please lower the gun!" "Let's talk it over..." "You can have the money." "You can have my watch, too!" "An expensive one." "Here are my glasses." "In fact, you can have my clothes, too..." "It works less and shows off more!" "I'll put it away, okay?" "Relax... this is a finger!" "Lower your hands!" "I don't only show it off!" "I can use it, too!" "Get cracking, Ramlal." "Gather the money." "Don't worry, sir." "You will certainly get your diamonds." "Hey, wait... hold on!" "Bravo!" "Give me the diamonds!" " Here you are." "Old man... he's our man!" "So you guys are into this together!" "Brother-in-law!" "What's happening here?" "Where are the diamonds?" "I tried to gamble with them." " And so?" "Badshah, the gambler, conned me." "He's taken away the diamonds!" "Badshah is not a gambler!" "He's a detective!" "The moneybags had hired him to retrieve the diamonds I'd stolen!" "Don't you worry, brother-in-law!" "Forget Badshah!" "Not even a bird can escape this place!" "He's right behind us!" "It's just a body, boss!" " Look at the face, guys!" "But it doesn't have a face!" " Of course, there is a face!" "There is no face, boss!" " There is a face, I say!" "There is a bloody face!" "You've gone crazy, boss!" "You're imagining things!" "We don't want to work for you!" " You're always hitting us!" "Hey, listen..." "Here he is!" "Now look, doggie..." "I'm scared of dogs, you know." "One moment..." "Badshah will arrive before the count of eight." "Here he is." "Sorry, mister." "I've arrived five seconds early." "Here you are." "Diamonds worth 8 million." "And here's your 5 million in cash." "This is Ramlal." "My chief assistant." "He'll come to you tomorrow." "Please pay him my fees." "I'm crazy..." "I say this all the time." "I'm crazy..." "I say this all the time." "Do something strange." "Let it happen.." "Let it happen." "Let some crazy thing happen." "Hey, somebody's busy falling in love, and you're pointing .." "...a weapon at me." " Hey, is this a Ghalib poem?" "No, it's mine." "Learn to swim in the sand and take a walk in the sea." "Whistle before a cow." "And build a castle in the air." "Wear clothes made of iron." "And wear glasses on your feet." "Wear that watch on your hand, that says the time is 13:30." "I'm crazy..." "I say this all the time." "Do something strange." "Let it happen.." "Let it happen." "Let some crazy thing happen." "Catch fish from the trees..." "And help cats learn music." "Make the moon a square..." "And the sun a triangle." "Drive a car without wheels..." "Forget the way to your home." "Taking an elephant in your hand..." "See the dance of a camel." "I'm crazy..." "I say this all the time." "Do something strange..." "Let it happen.." "Let it happen.." "Let some crazy thing happen." "Don't worry about the expenses!" "Your husband was my friend." "And Badshah called to tell me about your difficulties." "No." "I don't want to be operated." "I can see everything!" "I last saw Badshah when he was a kid." "He must've grown up now." "Where can I find him?" " He must be in The office." "And where is his office?" "There's this lane, you see..." "don't take that." "Don't take the lane beside that one, either." "Walk straight and you'll come across another lane." "Don't take that lane too." " I understand." "I take no lanes!" "I'll find Badshah on my own." "Good-bye." "All that stuff that gets in the way!" "Who's the blind man?" " He's a renowned eye specialist!" "My God!" "Finding Badshah is indeed very difficult." "Well?" "What brings you here?" "It's your darling son, Badshah!" "I had great respect for your husband, Mr Ganpatrai." "He had goodwill in the police force." "And that is exactly why I've been quiet." "Or else, I'd have the licence of his detective agency cancelled!" "He's driven the entire police department crazy!" "This bag is empty!" "Where's the money, Ramlal?" "Did you lose it?" "It sunk." " How?" "I'll explain." "We broke the gambling table, right?" "I paid 10 grand for that." "2 chairs we wrecked;" "that's another 2000." "That's 12000." "Where's the rest?" " 2 cut-glass ash-trays... worth 900 bucks." " That's 12900." "And the rest?" "We shattered the chandelier." "That was worth 20 grand." "32,900... where's the rest?" " Another 1000 for small breakage." "That's 33,900... where's the rest?" " The rest, eh?" "You jumped through the glass pane like Superman, didn't you?" "It was imported stuff." "I've paid 15500 for that!" "Why did you have to break such expensive glass?" "You could've taken the staircase!" " I'm not fond of jumping either!" "There was a dog chasing me!" "You must still have 600 Rupees." "Isn't it, Ramlal?" "See what I'm wearing?" "I could have walked here in the nude!" "I've paid 500 bucks for the hired clothes!" "And here's a hundred rupees." "Keep it." "Never mind!" "There's no reason to worry!" "Today's newspapers have carried headlines of our exploits!" "When people read that... we'll have a queue of clients in front of our office!" "There it is!" "Where is Badshah's office?" " Up there." "Really?" "I've been through this place four times." "And nobody told me!" "Wow!" "An automatic entrance!" "It even shuts on its own!" "Get on with the signals!" "Hey mister!" "Where's the paper in the typewriter?" "This is an automatic set-up." " Everything here is automatic!" "Badshah works here, isn't it?" "Where can I find him?" "Badshah does not work here." "He owns this place." "Owns it?" "But where can I find him?" " Sit down." "That chair, idiot!" "Not this one!" " You are an idiot!" "Are you Badshah?" " Me?" "!" "When Badshah arrives, there is a storm!" "There is thunder!" "And the clouds rumble!" "The earth trembles, you burden-on-earth!" "Go back in there... go!" "How are you, Mr Tata?" "I have great respect for you, sir." "But I can't accept this case of your ship's theft." "The Birlas and Ambanis are already in the waiting list, you see." "As for Kirloskar!" "He has made life miserable for me, sir!" "Are you tempting me with money, Mr Tata?" "You don't know!" "I possess millions too!" "Tell Tata I'm not in, if he calls again." "There was a call from Clint Eastwood... secretary to Mr Bill Clinton of America." "He says someone has stolen their atom-bomb." "They're willing to pay a million dollars to detect the crime." "You know my principles." "First come... first hauled." "Up here!" "Hey!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Set me down!" "Put your secret signature on these secret documents." "Where did you sign it?" "That's a secret signature!" "Well?" "What's your problem?" "The operation is necessary." "But mother refuses." "Mother will have to be convinced." " Right!" "How old is mother?" " Should be around 50." "How about you?" " I'm 55." "Interesting." "His mother's 50." "And he, the son, is 55!" "I'm talking about your mom, you ass!" "My mom?" "!" "Didn't you call me this morning?" "Are you doctor Rustom?" " Correct!" "He was crying and begging me this morning!" "He said he'd pay the cost of the operation in installments!" "And you guys are dealing in millions of dollars!" "You want a free operation, eh?" "I will not do it!" "Where is he?" " I'm here, doctor!" "Down...!" " We've made a mistake!" "We thought you're a client!" " Down, I say!" "That talk of millions..." "this office... it's all false!" "Down!" " Set him down, damn it!" "Forgive me, doctor!" "Please!" "Please operate on my mother!" " I'm a hot-headed man!" "I'll think about it when I've cooled down!" "What's going on?" "I won't spare you today!" "Where are you going?" "!" "Not here in the office, mom!" "These guys respect me!" "And you guys let him talk you into turning detectives, eh?" "!" "I won't let you guys get away today!" "Everyone in Ganpatrai's family is mad!" "She does need the operation!" "I'm going to exorcise you of this evil detective spirit today!" "I'm going to make a constable out of you!" "You want me to be a big man, right?" " Yes." "You want me to succeed?" " Yes." "Dad wanted that too?" " Yes." "Give me 2 more months." "If I don't make it in these" "I'll even be a guard, if you ask me to!" "I'd even be a sweeper for you!" "Really, mom!" "All right." "Now come home and eat." "Sure, I will." "You're so lovingly asking me too." "Where are those wastrels?" "Here we are!" "That's 10 million in advance." "The rest you will get after you've finished the job." "Goa's Chief Minister." "Gayatri Bachchan." "The place?" "During an inauguration of a home for the aged." "Here's a VIP pass to see you through." "That'll only see me through." "How do I carry my weapon?" "This is the Chief Security Officer." "He will help you." "The function is on the 26th of September." "A fortnight from now." "26th of September?" "Which means we must do something by the 24th." "And who will do it for us?" "The Badshah Detective Agency?" "Looks like a client is coming here." " And he looks loaded!" "There it is." "Impossible, sir..." "We don't have the time." "Are you Mr Badshah?" "Please wait." "Mr Badshah is solving a secret case." "This is very important." "Contact Mr Badshah immediately." "Somebody wants to meet him." "Dhirubhai!" "You mustn't worry!" "We have located your ship that was hijacked on the high-seas." "It's lying in our stores!" "Just send the payment and have it delivered to you." "And how is your wife, by the way?" "Fine?" "That's good." "Don't you forget me, okay?" "How did you know my name?" "You're wearing a bracelet on your left hand." "It carries the legend:" "K. Jhunjhunwala" "Sit down." "Well?" "What is it?" "This is my daughter, Seema." "I want to get her married." "She's beautiful." "And I don't mind." "But you'd have to talk to my mother about this." "You misunderstand." "I've already found a match for her." "This is Nitin Dharampal." "My late friend's son." "I get it!" "You want your daughter to marry him." "Right?" "That's right." " So find a priest." "What are you doing here?" "My daughter is obsessed with the idea of finding her own husband." "She likes Nitin, all right." "But she doesn't want to marry him." "So why must you force your daughter into something?" "Because I have a tumour in my brain." "I'm in the last stages." "I'm leaving for America on the 26th of September." "For an operation." "But life can't be trusted." "I could even..." "That's enough." "I understand it all, Mr Jhunjhunwala." "All you want me to do is to... rid your daughter of the obsession of marrying the man she loves." "That's right." " Before the 26th then... you want me to get her married to Nitin." "Exactly." "I'll remain grateful to you all my life." "I'm prepared to pay any fees you ask for." "If you need an advance..." " How can you say such things!" "Grab it!" "A satellite problem here, you see." "But don't worry." "What will your fees be?" "What do I say about such a case, Mr Jhunjhunwala?" "But still, about 10 thousand..." "Ask for more!" "Pay me 10,000 as an advance... and the 40,000 when I complete the assignment." "Very well." "You can relax now, Jhunjhunwala." "You can consider your job done!" "May I leave now?" " All right." "Thanks a lot." " Good-bye!" "A cloud of tresses here..." "A coloured dress there." "Somewhere someone has pink lips." "A sexy walk somewhere." "Some have magic eyes." "Some have a fragrant body." "Some have soft eyes..." "Some have white arms." "Yes, here, on every step, on every step..." "There are millions of beautiful women." "But, I'll present my heart..." "But, I'll present my heart..." "As a gift to that one who is different from everyone else." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "Yes, here, on every step, on every step..." "There are millions of beautiful women." "But, I'll present my heart..." "But, I'll present my heart..." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "Here you are." "In full and final." "Relax till our job is done." "Will no one suspect us?" " Don't worry." "We'll handle that." "There are so many miracles." "The one who shines like the moonlight." "How many things there are to talk about." "They flow into my ears like music." "This one walks with a sway." "While that one walks with a pose." "This one meets me with coyness." "And this one meets me with an attitude." "Yes, here, on every step, on every step..." "There are millions of beautiful women." "But, I'll present my heart..." "As a gift to that one who is different from everyone else." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "She's like a (rose)bud in a rose garden." "Different from all the other flowers." "What can one say?" "Who's seen her?" "What sort of beauty is in those eyes!" "What a strange freshness (she has)." "And such amazing simplicity!" "It's a strange longing And such a lovely feeling." "Yes, here, on every step, on every step..." "There are millions of beautiful women.." "But, I'll present my heart..." "But, I'll present my heart..." "As a gift to that one who is different from everyone else." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "To that one who is different from everyone else." "Insolent rascal!" " What happened, madam?" "This loafer was only pretending to dance!" "He was making lewd gestures to me!" "That's impossible!" "The poor chap is blind." "My glasses!" "What rubbish!" "How was he dancing if he's blind?" "How could he prance about, without being able to see the place?" "An artist uses his heart to look at things, madam." "To earn a living, he has been dancing and singing here for ages." "He knows every nook and corner of this place." "You slapped him for no reason." "It's all right, manager." "Never mind." "Fate itself has dealt me a severe blow." "What difference does her slap make?" "I'm not the lady..." "here she is." "You're wearing trousers, madam?" " Yes." "What you did was right, madam." "I have received so much of love and sympathy from everyone... that I forgot I was blind." "But your slap has opened my eyes today." "You've made me realise that a blind man is after all, a blind man!" "I'm very grateful to you..." "Mister..." "Your coat?" " Yes." "Help Me wear it." "My stick?" " Here it is." "I must leave now." "Can somebody drop me at the bus-stop?" "It's time for my bus." "I'll take you there." " you?" "Thank you So much." "Good-bye!" "He's a very self-respecting man!" "He will even starve!" "But he will never come here again." "He won't even sing ever again." "Excuse me..." " One moment, sister!" "I'm blind." "And I've just been slapped by a girl!" "I am the same girl." " I see!" "The girl in the trousers!" " I've made a mistake." "I..." "No." "You have made no mistake!" "It's my blindness that is to blame." "Have you forgiven me?" " of course." "Come on." "I'll take you wherever you wish to go." "How can I refuse..." "now that you insist?" "Let's go." "He's done it!" " What?" "!" "He has scored with the girl!" "He's bringing her here!" "This is it!" "My home is here!" "How did you know?" "There's a dairy farm around." "It stinks." "I must leave now." " No..." "You've come all the way." "You must have a cup of tea in my humble abode." "It's pretty late." "Some other day, perhaps." "All right!" "Let's leave it to God!" "It's raining in summer!" " it happens in our locality." "Looks like God also wants you to spend time in my house... till the rain stops." "Please come with me." "Have you left?" " No..." "Welcome... to my humble abode!" "How fortunate I am!" "Careful..." " The house is a mess, I'm sorry." "Let me put these clothes in the trunk." "The books lay strewn around." "Nobody cares for them, you see!" "And the umbrella's lying here..." "while it's raining outside." "I'm through!" " This is surprising!" "You know where to keep everything without even looking!" "There's nothing surprising." "I've measured it all." "Now look..." "Three steps ahead is the TV." "You're behind by three steps." "Five steps away is the fridge..." "and you're five steps behind." "Hungry?" "All right." "You broke the walnut without shattering the glass!" "This is indeed surprising." "But you can do it too." "Give me your right hand..." "Go on." "Now hold the walnut between two fingers and your thumb." "Move it 45 degrees to the right... now hurl it using your shoulder!" "That's all right." "You seem to have caught a cold." "One moment, please." "One, two, three, four, five..." "I don't want a cold drink." " I'm not giving you a cold drink." "I was giving you something to change into." "We keep the soft drinks in the cupboard." "Here you are." "Go ahead and change." "I'll go and make some hot tea for you." "Strong, but low on sugar." "One, two, three, four..." "For a moment, I thought you were watching me." "I was watching you." " What?" "!" "Not with my eyes..." "with my heart." "Were you by birth..." " No." "I wasn't poor by birth either." "My father was rich and handsome." "You'll find his picture on this wall." "We owned handloom factories in Honolulu." "We had half a dozen bungalows and a fleet of cars." "One fine day, there was this blaze in our factory." "And my father died of shock." "I lost my mother even before I was born." "Then into this lonely life of mine... came Meena." "Perhaps I was not destined to enjoy those little joys either." "Even as she walked on the streets one day..." "There came this truck..." "Meena didn't realise it... and I screamed, "Meena!" But she didn't hear me." "The truck was racing towards her, and I screamed, "Meena"" ""Save Meena!" "Stop the truck, someone!"" "But no one heard me!" "And the truck sped towards her!" "I ran to her, even as the truck was about to run her over!" "I leapt on her and..." "The headlights of that truck took away the sight of my eyes!" "And Meena... how is she?" "Meena... is now with me." "She's a mother to two babies." "Where is she?" "She must be around." "There's someone to meet you!" "This is my Meena." " This..." "Meena!" "?" "Come to me, Meena." " And I thought it was a woman!" "What I regret is that I can't see my Meena anymore." "Don't lose heart." "Your eyes can be cured." "Only if Doctor Rustom wishes to!" "But he asks for a fees of 20,000 Rupees!" "And I don't even have" "Really?" "In that case, I'll have myself operated tomorrow!" "We're friends." "And I haven't even asked your name!" "What... is your name?" " Seema." "My name is Babulal." "But you can call me Raj." "It's settled then." "I'll pick you up from here tomorrow... to go to Dr. Rustom's clinic." " That's not necessary!" "I'll meet you at the bus-stop at exactly 8.02 a.m.!" "It has stopped raining." " The tank must've been emptied." "What?" "!" " Tank..." "I mean, thank you!" "You may leave now." "One moment..." "That's the only kurta I have." "That's okay..." " I'll go and change." "Hurry up, guys!" "Quick!" "Here we are!" "This is the place!" "Strange!" "This is exactly like your house!" "Really?" "How would I know?" "I haven't seen my place." "That's okay." "Lokhandwala Builders, you see." "They make identical structures." "Shall we go in?" "It's 8.04 a.m." "Do you have an appointment?" " Yes." "We were supposed to be here at 8.05." "We're late by half a minute." "Okay..." "Please be seated." "The doctor's in the operation theatre." "He'll join you soon." "It was such a complicated case!" "I gave the kid a frog's eyes!" "A frog's eyes?" "!" " Yes." "Small eyes for the kids, y'see." "They cause no problems!" "Will you give him frog's eyes, too?" "Am I crazy to give him frog's eyes, my boy?" "I'll transplant two different eyes on him!" "One from a goat!" "Another from an owl!" "Exactly!" "He can use the goat's eye to see during the day." "But the owl's eye will help him see clearly in darkness!" "The double-purpose cure!" "Praise doctor Rustom!" "Can't you transplant the human eyes on me, doctor?" "I have no problem, you know." "But that'll cost 5000 rupees extra." "I've brought 25,000 with me." " Never mind that, Seema." "I'll manage with a goat's and an owl's eye!" "No, Raj!" "For my sake!" "So let's get cracking!" "Because even I can't see after dusk!" "Why not?" " I have goat's eyes, you see!" "It's a major operation!" "Lie down quietly!" "Hurry up!" "Do you know what a dangerous case this is?" "!" "Do wait for me..." "Wait for me, Seema!" "How was it?" " My foot!" "What was that nonsense about two different eyes, you idiot!" "I was only trying to impress her." "You'd have been exposed, you idiot!" "She'd have realised everything!" "I told you I can't play a doctor." " So What will you play?" "I've always played the compounder!" " Rubbish!" "I work so hard!" "And all I get is abuses!" "Put that bandage on my eye!" " I work so very hard!" "Get up, my boy!" "Take off that bandage!" "Go on!" "Doctor... will you remove the bandage so soon?" "This is a laser-operation, lady." "We must take off the bandage immediately." "In a computer operation, we don't even use bandages!" "Whom would you first like to see, my boy?" "I want to behold the Goddess... who has painted my black-and-white life with Eastmancolor!" "Now hurry up and open your eyes!" "Which one?" "The left or the right?" " Open both!" "Or you'll see only half the Goddess!" "I can see again!" "I can see everything!" "You're Seema, aren't you?" " Yes." "You are so beautiful, Seema!" "And this is such a swanky hospital!" "Sister..." "I mean, auntie!" "You're so good, too!" "As for you, doctor..." "you shake so well!" "I've practiced it, my boy." "Let's get cracking on the third operation!" "Will you have a walnut?" "This world looks so beautiful." "For you." " This is amazing!" "You broke the walnut again." "But not the glass." "Nothing amazing." "You end up breaking the glass... when you're in love with someone." "I don't agree." " Don't you?" "One second... try now." "Throw it." "This means, you are in love with someone." "And I see my own face in your eyes." "You're aren't... are you?" "Me too!" "Say all what you want to say from your heart." "My beloved, stay in my heart always." "I didn't fall in love (on purpose)." "It just happened (accidentally)." "So why should I deny it now?" "I didn't do any mischief (on purpose), it just happened (accidentally)." "I didn't do any mischief (on purpose), it just happened (accidentally)." "So what else should I do now?" "He doesn't think the world is crazy." "No one knows when does love happen." "No one knows when love could happen." "Even in the snowy weather, fireballs are erupting." "I don't know when and how, these hearts (yours and mine) started to beat." "I didn't fall in love (on purpose), it just happened (accidentally)." "So what else should I do now?" "The craziness (I have) for you, compelled me." "I didn't think or understand, my love, I just gave you all (I had)." "I feel you in every breath I take." "Andyouintoxicatedevery heart beat of mine." "There is some kind of magic.." "In your love, my beloved." "I didn't do any mischief, it just happened." "So what else should I do now?" "I didn't fall in love (on purpose), it just happened (accidentally)." "So why should I deny it now?" "Come here!" "I gave you the assignment to get my daughter married to Nitin." "And I see you..." " No!" "You're mistaken." "Actually, the truth is that..." "I had to break her heart, to make her and Nitin come together." "And the one who break hearts and brings people together..." "I don't know what they call him!" "But don't you worry." "Send Nitin over to me." "I'll explain things to him." "You don't have to tell me anything." "I have faith in Raj." "Believe me, Seema!" "Raj is only cheating you!" "It's Raj's birthday today." "And I'm going to him." "Come with me." "All your misgivings will be cleared." "Let's go." " Let's go." "She has arrived!" "Wasn't it fantastic!" "We converted my house into a hospital the second time she came here!" "The truth is that I haven't met a more foolish girl than Seema!" "She's a bloody idiot!" "And she said..." ""How do you keep everything in place when you can't even see?"" "And look at my genius!" "I said, "I have a measure of everything"" "I said, "Three steps ahead is the TV"" ""And three steps back are you"" "We were talking about you..." "You cheat!" "You have enacted this farce only for money!" "You have toyed with my feelings!" "You pretended to be blind and fooled me!" "I was blind; not you!" "How easily did I trust you!" "I fell in love with you!" "I just couldn't see the truth!" " That's all right..." "Rains in summer!" "A tank that was emptied!" "Doctor Rustom and his laser-operations!" "You said you'd manage with a goat's and an owl's eyes!" "We have it made, daddy!" " Shut up!" "Don't call me daddy!" "If someone hears you, it could upset our plans!" "Once this girl is married to you..." "I will see how my file reaches the C.B.I.!" "Come on in." "You have fulfilled a father's dream." "I'm indebted to you." " 'That's all right.'" "Here's the rest of your 40,000 Rupees." "Put this money in our Swiss accounts, Ramlal." "By the way, people with short lives must not make such tall promises." "Pardon me?" " that brain-tumour you have." "There's no cause for worry anymore." "Go and arrange for your daughter's marriage." "Seema is a very nice girl." "You're lucky to find such a girl." "Go on now." "And keep her happy." "Shall we leave, uncle?" " Yes." "Just a minute..." "This is the 25000 Rupees I took" "And this..." "I didn't enjoy this work for the first ever time." "We shouldn't have broken her heart." "That's what I think, you know." "No, Ramlal." "One has to break a girl's heart to drive her closer to someone." "Had I not jilted her... she would never have married the man of her father's choice." "And we have been paid for the job, haven't we?" "The first ever job we haven't lost our money on!" "Before Seema gets to know the truth about us... marry her in court." "So we can carry on with our plans." "C.B.I. officer Deepak Malhotra." "I arrest you both in the Dhanlaxmi Bank scandal." "Today is the 26th of September." "And it will go down in Goa's history as the day Gayatri Bachchan died." "We will get to hear of her death very soon... and that will be the end of all my problems!" "There you are!" "The good news." "This is Rani speaking." "Deliver the good news, Rani!" "Shiva's car has met with an accident." "The mission has failed." "September 26; a public function presided over by Gayatri Bachchan." "And only 200 metres away from the venue, there was a car accident." "The man who died in the mishap... was Mumbai's dreaded contract-killer, Shiva." "The police recovered from his body this pistol, hand-grenades... a return ticket to Mumbai... and this half-burnt VVIP pass to the C.M.'s function." "The police searched his house and came up with 10 million in cash... and a photograph of Mrs. Gayatri Bachchan." "Which means someone had hired Shiva to assassinate Mrs. Bachchan." "The recovery of the VVIP pass that the man who gave the contract has great access." "The one killed is the contract killer." "Not the one who gave the contract." "Before this man makes another attempt... we will send a secret agent to Goa." "He will not only protect Mrs. Gayatri Bachchan... but investigate this case, too." "I have found a very capable agent for this case." "He has single-handedly solved the Jhunjhunwala bank fraud case... and submitted the file to me on the 24th of September." "The identity of the man is a mystery." "Only I know him." "You will go to Mumbai and give this computer floppy to our agent." "This floppy has details of all the people we suspect." "How will I contact him?" "That is explained in this envelope." "Mr Sharma... our secret agent will occupy Seat No. 1C on the aircraft." "You will pin this flower on him and look after his security." "Mr Chopra... you will receive him at the Goa airport." "This flower will help you recognise him." "You will provide him all the things he needs for this operation." "This operation will be called "Operation Maa"" "And the code-name of our secret agent will be " Badshah"." "A secret meeting of the CBI was held today, Thapar..." "What's wrong, Chief?" " This matter has reached The CBI." "They are despatching Badshah, a secret agent... to make enquiries." "Mrs. Nathan of the CBI is meeting that agent in Mumbai tomorrow." "I want you to shadow her and find out who Badshah is." "Well, Mr Mahindra?" "What makes you remember Badshah again?" "I can't tell you over the telephone." "Meet me at Fantasy Land immediately!" "I'm waiting to see whom you will meet." "Yes, sir?" "Don't look at me!" "Turn around!" "Let's talk with our backs to each other!" "No one must suspect us!" "Well... what have you called me here for?" "My 7-year old daughter was kidnapped" "Have you informed the police?" "No!" "The kidnapper has threatened to kill her, if I tell the police!" "When did you get to know?" " Last night." "The kidnapper telephoned me." "This is Deepak." "I'm at Akbarally's, Mr Deepak." "Where are you at the moment?" "I'm very close." "But let's talk over the telephone." "Someone could have shadowed you." "I could be recognised." "What message do you have for me?" "You've got to leave for Goa." "Yes." "The kidnapper has asked me to put up at Hotel Blue Nile, Goa." "That is where I will receive further word." "What has he asked for?" " Diamonds worth 50 million." "I'm willing to give him the diamonds." "But he might take the diamonds and still not return my daughter to me!" "You must help me!" "I beg at your feet!" "Do not beg at the horse's feet." "What do you want me to do?" "Go to Goa, on my behalf." "And deal with that man." "When do I leave for Goa?" " By the 9 a.m. flight tomorrow." "The code-name for the operation is "Maa"." "You will receive the ticket from the executive-class counter... of Indian Airlines on stating your code-name." "What is the code-name?" " Badshah." "There's no time." "Quickly book us on a train." "Don't talk nonsense!" "I'll send you there by plane!" "No..." "I have four assistants, too." " Never mind." "I'll leave the tickets with the counter at the airport." "Collect the tickets after telling them your name." "As for your stay in Goa, I'll inform my Chief Executive there." "He will arrange everything." "Turn around!" "Here are the diamonds." "Worth 50 million." "And my daughter's snap." "Where is the dossier of this case?" "It's in a computer floppy." "How do I reach it to you?" "Keep it in a purse." "And leave the purse where you're standing." "I'll pick it up." "Leave for Goa by this evening's flight." "I'll ring up Uncle Tom." "He'll meet you there." "He knows Goa well." "Meet me at Goa airport tomorrow." "And remember; my code-name is Badshah." "And yours is Rosy." "This is Rani here." " Yes?" "Any information on Badshah?" "He's a smart man, chief." "He walked away with the floppy without even meeting Mrs. Nathan." "The only chance to identify him..." "and you've blown it!" "I have another chance, Chief." "He will collect his tickets from counter at the airport... after identifying himself as Badshah." "And I will identify him." "Here's what you will do;" "find a clever man this time... who will finish Badshah at the airport itself... and come to Goa as Badshah." "I'll get Moti to carry out this job for us." "This job isn't for dogs, Rani!" "Moti isn't a dog, chief." "He's my boyfriend." "He's just been released from prison and is here with me." "All right." "If Moti can pull this off for us..." "I'll cover you in pearls." "Or you get acid on your face!" "How will it help to bring Moti here as Badshah?" "The CBI will take Moti for their agent, Badshah... and appoint him to protect Gayatri Bachchan." "He will kill Gayatri Bachchan as soon as he gets the opportunity... to turn an assassin." "Here we are." "Now behave yourselves!" "Get the stuff, Ramlal." "I'll go and fetch the tickets." "Want a trolley, sir?" " Is it for free?" "Of course." " I'll take it then." "The name is..." "Walkman..." "I've forgotten my walkman!" "I'll be back in a moment!" "Please don't go away!" "Here you are." "Hurry up!" "If the plane fills up, we'll have to travel standing!" "No worry, Ramlal." "There's still" ""Mr Badshah, who is travelling by the Executive Class to Goa"" ""There is a call for you in the executive lounge"" "Your ticket!" "Badshah, my son!" "This is ma here!" "You've forgotten your things at home!" "My things?" " How'll you shave without the kit?" "You've kept the sweets safely, haven't you?" "Give some to the rascals too!" "Where's the lady?" "...Well, never mind." "Could you give me my ticket, please?" "The name is..." "Badshah." "Here's your ticket, Mr Badshah." "Excuse me... your tickets are here." ""There's a call for Mr Badshah, travelling to Goa"" ""Please proceed to the executive lounge"" "Who could it be?" "Hey... what's wrong?" "Excessive pills." "They've reacted." "I'm taking him to the hospital." "Excuse me...!" "Listen... you've dropped something to do with a computer...!" "A call for Mr Badshah" "Hello... this is Badshah here." "Ma." "Ma?" "!" "What's wrong with your voice?" "I see..." "Ma's operation!" "It's the doctor, isn't it?" "I think there's someone around him." "He's using code-words." "Yes." "This is the doctor here." "Where are you calling from?" "Your home or the dispensary?" " Good." "So What Is it?" "I have something very important to tell you." "You will meet my man on the flight." "He will give you a rose." "Why did you have to take the trouble, doctor?" "The success of this operation now depends on you." "This is a very big operation for all of us!" "But it's a minor ailment, isn't it?" "What we consider so important is a minor ailment for him!" "Wow!" "Yes." "It's a minor ailment." " Exactly!" "Remember; this operation has to be completed in 15 days." "15 days?" "I'll wrap up this case in just a week and return!" "Don't worry, doctor!" "Just look after Ma." "I love Ma very much." "Not only you." "I love Ma too." "Really?" "The whole nation loves Ma!" "She isn't Ma just for you..." "she's Ma for all of us!" "She's Ma for the whole nation!" "We have finished our conversation... and the idiot standing next to him will think... that a doctor and his patient were having a chat!" "I am sure now... that our "Operation Maa" will certainly be a success!" "Our man is now coming there as Badshah." "Our man is now coming there as Badshah." "My name is Badshah." "You have an economy class ticket, Mr. Badshah." "What are you talking about?" "An economy class ticket for Badshah?" "You will return it, won't you?" "Your seats are back there." "But we're together!" " Yes!" "We're travelling together!" "You have tickets for the economy class, which is back there." "We arrived in the same cab!" " That's right." "So why this discrimination now?" "This is the First Class." "The Economy Class is back there." "Third-class is Economy Class in aircrafts!" "Back there, isn't it?" " That's right." "Badshah travels first class;" "and we suffer the third class!" "We should've taken a train instead." "Are they for free?" " Yes." "Come back with some more later." "Please sit down." "I know why people fly!" " Why?" "The ticket-collectors are all girls!" "Oh no." "That was an air-hostess!" "That chap is the ticket-collector!" "Strange!" "The ticket-collector is selling chocolates!" "He must have wafers too, what say?" "Please put your luggage in the locker above." "If the luggage goes in, where will we sleep?" "This isn't a train berth." "This is a locker." "Could you send a tea-vendor when the plane halts somewhere?" "Have patience, sir." "You will get tea and snacks, too." "Snacks?" "No thank you." "Our boss is in the first class." "He's carrying all the money." " We aren't asking for money, sir." "Everything will be served free." "Really?" "!" "Get us some food-parcels, then." "And heat the food in this lunch-box." "Mom has packed the food with affection, you know." "That was a nice joke." "What is life without a joke?" "In fact, I'd say..." "Who the hell is this guy?" " Must be flying for the first time." "I'm going to the loo." "I've been sent by the CBI chief." "What is this?" " A rose." "For you." "A rose..." "I see!" "A formality on the doctor's part!" "You must tell him that I consider him to be God." "Please sit down." " No." "My seat is back there." "The CBI has fooled us, Moti." "We've killed the wrong man." "The real Badshah is alive!" "What?" " There's another officer with him." "I will kill both of them." "Badshah is in danger!" "I'll blow your brains out if you try any games with Badshah!" "You will remain in the loo till the plane lands!" "Okay?" "The baldie seems to be." "Thank you." "I have some." "What is your name?" " Rani (Queen)." "And I'm Badshah (King) Fantastic!" "A King and a Queen!" "Where are you going?" "One moment..." "I haven't finished the drink!" "The one to the right is mine." "Hang on!" "I'll solve this case of the left and the right glass!" "You're to my right;" "and I'm to your left." "But from where she stands, I'm to the right, you're to her left." "Nature's law." "The one to the right first picks up things to the left." "So the one to the left keeps it to the right and so on." "The left and the right then swap places." "Because you are to the right, you will pick up the glass to the left!" "So what are you waiting for?" "Go on!" "The case is solved!" "I think the glass to the right is mine." "Exactly!" "I thought so too!" "What happened?" " I've done it." "I've finished both of them." "The glass to the right was yours, you know." "Do you have a twin-brother?" " No." "I don't have one either." "He looked familiar." "Who's he?" " It was Badshah." "There's Badshah..." "There are people trailing him!" "Why've they hit the ground?" "No poisonous gas, I hope?" "Beware!" "Who are you?" "And who has sent you?" "I'm here for you, sir!" "The chief sent me to escort you." "So why did you fire?" " Someone has recognised you!" "There's something wrong, Uncle Tom!" "What is this impostor doing here in place of Badshah?" "Do you know him?" " Yes." "His real name is Raj." "And he's a very big fraud." "I'll find out why he has come here, posing as Badshah." "My luggage!" "It's back there!" " C'mon!" "He's getting into the car!" "Badshah...!" "If the chief gets to know that we haven't finished Badshah... he'll finish me!" "I wonder who he has gone away with!" "Must've been the chief's man." "I'm glad he escaped the baldie." "How will we go now?" "There's the chauffeur Mr. Mahendra has sent!" "Great arrangements, eh?" "Let's go!" "The bald idiot!" "He kept staring at me!" "I looked back at him and quietly slipped away!" "He took us for fools!" "This is Suleman here." " Yes, Suleman!" "Have you brought Baadshah and his friends from the airport?" "Baadshah left with someone else." "I'm bringing his friends along." "All right." "Baadshah thinks he is too smart!" "He has left with someone else!" "But he doesn't know that we are the kidnappers... and that we hold the boss's daughter captive!" "This chit of a girl has made life miserable for us." "Imagine what that 6-footer Baadshah will do!" "We will give you things that will help you in the mission." "This is Mr., Rusi, the genius of our research department." "This is..." "I've heard a lot about you..." "but met you for the first time." "I'll let you have some special gadgets today." "It's taken me 25 years to make these." "This toffee." "It has taken me" "Unwrap it, put it in your mouth and chew it." "But it back in the wrapper and throw it like this!" "No one can suspect you're carrying an explosive in the toffee!" "And look at these shoes." " Will they explode too?" "No." "They'll stick!" "Amazing!" "They're like lizards!" " What a name!" "Lizard-shoes!" "Now these goggles;" "they're X-ray glasses." "Wear it." "Wait a minute!" "See?" "Well, what do you think?" " It's great!" "Isn't that a wonder pair?" " Big weapon, I must say!" "This is nothing!" "You can see every weapon the enemy carries!" "Isn't it fun?" "!" "I've designed this fully gadgetted car, specially for you." "For me?" "!" " Yes. for you." "You mean, I can drive away in it?" " Anywhere you please!" "Having seen all these amazing things you've made... it doesn't appear as if this is an ordinary workshop." "Looks like it belongs to the" "But of course, it does!" "As if you... you're a CBI officer, too." "Of course I am." "And so are you!" "Before I accept these things, I must make something very clear." "I'm not a CBI officer." "I'm a private detective." "What nonsense is he talking?" "!" "He's on a secret mission, sir." "He's concealing his identity." "...you are not a CBI officer!" "That's right." "And my name is Baadshah." "You must solve this case, like you solved the Jhunjhunwala episode." "So you've heard of that!" "The world knows about it!" "It's out in the newspapers!" ""800-million bank fraud case solved"" "CBI arrests father-son duo" "So they're father and son!" "And Seema... wasn't his daughter." "A backlight... do you understand?" " I understand everything!" "Apologise to Seema on my behalf, if you happen to meet her." "Apologise to Seema?" "I don't understand this." "If you could, you'd be in his shoes!" "There he is!" "Let's go!" "Seema!" "What is she doing here?" "How do I open this god-forsaken window!" "He's leaving!" "Open this window, damn it!" "Do something, Moti!" " Give me the machine gun!" "Now which button is it?" "He's saved!" "Give me the bazooka!" "I've tried all the buttons..." "What is this?" "What car is this?" "I just can't figure out the controls!" "I've opened the window!" "They've arrived!" "Hurry up!" "Strange politics!" "They said they'd put up us at Hotel Blue Nile!" "They mustn't suspect they have been kidnapped." "Go on." "This is Mr. Mahendra's chief, sir." "That's okay, chief." "Where are my friends?" "They're taking rest in the company's guest house, sir." "You have brought the diamonds, haven't you?" "Oh yes." "But I won't give them to that swine of a kidnapper!" "I will even rescue the kid" "Don't do that, sir!" "The master has a lot of diamonds, but only one daughter." "Give the diamonds to the kidnapper and save the girl!" "Not you... there's a waiter here." ""Someone is awaiting you at the Piano Club downstairs"" "Who could be awaiting me, sir?" "The kidnapper is here, I think!" "We're the bloody kidnappers!" "So who is this?" "So you sent the roses?" "We have a misunderstanding, Seema..." " Don't say another word." "I know everything." "Mr. Jhunjhunwala lied to you and involved you..." "No, Seema." "I have lied to myself." "Even as I pretended to be in love with you..." "I really started loving you." "I realised it, when I saw I had broken your heart." "Why is this heart beating so fast?" "Why is it madly in love with you?" "Why is this heart beating so fast?" "Why is it madly in love with you?" "My heart beats incessantly, only for you." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "What shall we do now?" "How shall we live now?" "You will have to tell me that." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "Your face always haunts me." "I am crazy about it whether it's day or night." "I will always love you till my last breath." "As long as you love me so much, I swear that I'll sacrifice all that's mine for you, my love." "You have made me." "Restless..." "Restless." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "Take me in your arms." "And fill your senses." "And sleep under the shadow of my tresses." "Love me so that I can see nothing beyond you." "I trust your loyalty." "I will not betray you." "I have faith in you, faith in you, faith in you." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "What shall we do now?" "How shall we live now?" "You will have to tell me that." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "I am crazy about you, my dear." "Now look, Seema." "There is this..." "Great!" "Your body says something." "And you do yet something else." "Where is Baadshah?" " Here I am." "Before your eyes." "And you ask where Baadshah is." " Answer me!" "Else, I'll shoot!" "You can't shoot me, even if you want to." "You have this problem." " What?" "You haven't released the safety lock of the pistol." "Here it is..." "You're the guy who met me at the airport, aren't you?" "Yes!" "You conned me and I killed the wrong man there!" "But I won't spare you here!" "What have you done?" "!" "You have killed me!" "I didn't intend to!" "The dog!" "I'm scared of dogs, you know." " Me too!" "They bloody well bite!" "Dogs don't bite if you sing for them, they say." "Nonsense!" "I don't believe it!" "Let me go!" "Help!" "Moti!" "What are you doing in the dustbin?" "What do you think I'm doing?" " Have you killed Baadshah?" "He escaped!" "If it wasn't for the dog, I'd have made mincemeat of him!" "Let's go!" " Where to?" "The hospital!" "I need injections for the dog-bite, silly woman!" "Mr. Mahendra's chief is a great man." "He's such a good host!" "I was going bankrupt taking care of the girl!" "These guys will make a beggar out of me with their appetite!" "Ring up Baadshah now and tell him that you are the kidnapper." "Ask him to come here with the diamonds." "Call for you, Mr. Baadshah." "This is the kidnapper speaking!" "You must wonder how I know that Mahendra has sent you here." "I know you can reach far and wide." "And I'm here to give you the diamonds." "Just tell me where... where and when can I meet you?" "Be there at St. Paul's school at 4 p.m. tomorrow." "How am I to believe that the kid is still with you?" "Talk to her." "Talk to him, dear." "Say you want to go to papa!" "Go on..." "Why don't you speak!" "Don't touch the child!" "See what we can do the girl?" "So be there with the diamonds." "All right." "At exactly..." "Exactly at 4 tomorrow." "At St. Paul's school." "Okay." "I'll be there." "So there is a reason for what the beauty is doing!" "There is certainly a mystery." "The CBI suspects these four men of trying to kill Gayatri Bachchan." "But Deepak has named Thapar as suspect No. 1." "If we could reach Thapar, we could know what Raj is after." "This man is a very big industrialist." "He owns a club in town, where he goes every evening." "Amazing, Mr. Thapar!" "People like me feel young again, when we visit your club!" "Once here, even stones show signs of passion, Mr. Advani." "I'm seeing you here for the first time." "I'm here on a visit from Mumbai." "To visit such great places and make friends with influential people... is my hobby." "Will you be my friend?" "Certainly!" "Why not?" "My name is Rosy." "Rosy or Seema..." "girls mustn't smoke." "In fact, nobody ought to be smoke." "And you, sir, she's old enough to be... your grand-daughter." "You ought to discourage her." "But you're lighting her cigarette!" "Who are you?" " Her lover." "Baadshah." "Come with me, please..." " No!" "I won't!" "My suspicions were right." "Raj works for Thapar." "Haven't you recognised me?" "I'm the Chief!" "I see...!" "You can't be the chief!" "You're so cheap!" "What have you been up to?" "You're dancing with youngsters..." "lighting cigarettes for a girl!" "Don't you care for the girl?" "The poor little kid!" "The kid?" " Of course!" "The kid you've called me here for!" "He's calling Mrs. Bachchan a kid..." "so nobody will suspect him!" "The kid, of course!" "I won't hide the truth" "I wet my trousers no less than four times a day!" "But never mind that!" "Tell me." "No one suspects you're Baadshah, do they?" "Whoever has made this chap the chief?" "!" "Why would anyone suspect Baadshah for being Baadshah?" "Not at all." " But..." "I Have A problem." "Some of these guys think I'm from the CBI." "That's exactly what I want!" "Fix the kid and..." " Don't worry about the kid." "She'll be at St. Paul school at 4 tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "!" "Really?" "!" "I will settle this issue there, once and for all." "Tomorrow?" "!" "My darling man!" " No... you're ruining my clothes!" "Pull it off for me!" "I'll give you anything you want!" "Give him the card, sir." "Here you are." "A business card of our secret enterprise." "So... how is Rani?" " Rani, who?" "The Baadshah's Rani!" " You're really a cheapster, I say!" "The Baadshah has a Begum (wife);" "Rani is an inappropriate word!" "As for my begum..." "there she is!" "Go and tell my begum that the Baadshah wants to meet her." "What are you doing here, lady?" "Go to your Baadshah!" "Your lover!" " My lover?" "We have in our midst today, a lover... who makes tall promises in love, but goes back on them." "To play with people's feelings and cheat them, is his hobby." "He's no lover..." "he's a cheat." "A killer!" "I accept every accusation you make." "But I must say this much in this gathering today..." "I'm a lover and a killer as well." "And I am in everybody's heart." "I'm a lover and a killer as well." "And I am in everybody's heart." "I'm a lover and a killer as well." "And I am in everybody's heart." "Stealing the heart and the sleep." "That's my only mistake." "I never break my promises." "I'm not scared of dying." "Badshah (King)." " O Badshah!" "I am the subject of every discussion." "It's my name on everyone's lips." "My mornings are very colourful." "My evenings are drowned in fun." "False stories seem to be true." "The vagabond life appeal to me." "I love singing songs..." "And making everyone dance." "That's my only mistake." "I never break my promises." "I'm not scared of dying." "Badshah (King)." " O Badshah!" "I want to tell you something about Baadshah..." "What a guy you've found, Rani!" "He deserves to be called Baadshah, not Moti!" "He says he'll finish our job at St. Paul's school at 4 tomorrow!" "Love and affection are my weaknesses." "I rule the world of romance." "I bow only before God." "Even kings and thrones bow before me." "My style is very different." "I'm the king of kings." "To fulfil the dreams and make people laugh." "That's my only mistake." "I never break my promises." "I'm not scared of dying." "Badshah (King)." " O Badshah!" "I have good news, chief." "The kid will be at St. Paul's school at 4 tomorrow, isn't it?" "Which kid?" "That's the code-word!" "The kid..." "Gayatri Bachchan!" "Who told you?" "The programme was finalised only 15 minutes ago." "Baadshah has given me the news!" "He's no ordinary killer..." "he's a bloody wizard!" "At St. Paul's school tomorrow." "He will finish Gayatri Bachchan!" "Looks like he'll use the kid's shoulders to fire!" "He's pulling out his gun!" "We must alert Mrs. Bachchan, before he gets into the act!" "We can't get to her!" "We must alert the Security." "A girl here says there's someone who wants to kill Mrs. Bachchan." "This girl knows a lot about us." "Finish her." "Have you brought the diamonds?" "Who the hell are you?" " I'm the kidnapper!" "So you are in disguise!" "Where's the little girl?" " Come with me." "Manikchand?" "So it is you who has kidnapped the girl!" "Not him." "It's me." "Out with the diamonds!" "Tell me first..." "where is the girl?" "Give me a chocolate, baldie!" "I have another surprise for you." "Look up there." "How are you guys?" " Fit and fine!" "Nice to see that you have taken care of my friends, too." "So let's sweeten our tongue." "Here you are." "No!" "He's a fraud!" "He'll put us to sleep with that toffee!" "Well, all right." "I'll sweeten my own tongue." "Ugh!" "This tastes terrible." "Where are you?" " Here!" "Throw those toy guns and take that kid away!" "What does that mean?" " Run for your life!" "He's running away with the kid!" "Go on... after him!" "Hurry up!" "Where is he...?" "This is the exit, uncle..." "Why're you hanging there?" "I was looking for you!" "Come on down here!" "May I go first?" " No." "I go first." "Wasn't that fun, uncle?" " Oh Yes, It was." "So let's do it again!" " Okay." "But you come first now!" "Chief?" "This is Baadshah here." " Yes, Baadshah?" "What's news?" "!" "The good news is that I have the kid." "The kid's with you?" "You mean, she's alive?" "She's not only alive!" "She's playing in my arms!" "Strange!" "This man is a magician!" " What happened?" "He has caught up with Mrs. Bachchan!" "And she's playing around in his arms!" "Really?" "How disgusting!" "You can't say with these politicians nowadays!" "Where is he?" "I'll bring the kid to your office." " No!" "Don't do that!" "That'll ruin everything!" "Bring her to my farmhouse instead." "I'll meet you there." "Okay?" "Take the kid to this farmhouse, Ramlal." "I'll hand this bear and the hippo to the cops." "No... why would I kill you?" "What is it?" "Let's go!" "Don't scream!" "We're through!" "Put that away!" "He's with me!" " with you?" "So who were they?" "They were your men!" " But I was all alone!" "They were Thapar's thugs!" " Thapar?" "Who's that?" "The chap you work for!" " I work for Mr. Mahendra!" "Who's Mahendra?" " the chap who..." "Don't try to confuse us!" "We know everything!" "Good!" "So explain it to her!" " I need no explanations!" "I know." "You're here to kill Gayatridevi!" "To kill Gayatridevi?" "Nonsense!" "I'm here to save the kid." " Which kid?" "You're lying!" " Why would I lie?" "You have lied to me earlier!" "You have cheated me!" "Okay." "So I cheated you once." "Did I cheat you again?" "Big deal!" "You just conned me into giving you a kiss!" "You were in my lap... how could I let the opportunity pass?" "Now look!" "I won't let you con me again!" "I promise!" "I'll never cheat you again!" "Why not?" " Because I love you." "What did you say?" " Well..." "What was That I said?" "How can I say such things at my age?" "It's the truth, Seema." "I'm not lying to you." "I've really fallen in love with you." "Now tell us... why did you come to St. Paul's school?" "I'll explain everything." "Now listen carefully." "Mahendra's daughter was kidnapped." "As a private detective then..." "I took the assignment to bring the kidnappers to book." "It was the kidnappers who called me to St. Paul's school." "Do you understand?" " I understand everything." "Here... you will believe me now." "Here are the kidnappers!" "He's chief of Mr. Mahendra's company!" "Mr. Saxena!" "Don't confuse me anymore!" "They're the kidnappers!" "speak up!" "Forgive me, Baadshah." "I'm Mr. Mahendra's chief!" "Shut up!" "You're Mr. Mahendra's chief?" " Yes." "If this man is Mahendra's chief... then who's the man I met at the club?" "The man I've sent the kid to?" " I'll tell you who he is." "Kiddo!" "Where are you, kiddo!" "Don't be shy!" "You've played in Baadshah arms!" "Check out my arms, too!" "Carry me, uncle!" "I'll play with you then!" "Who are you?" "Strange!" "Don't you recognise the kid?" "Who are you?" "And whose kid is this?" "Well, well!" "You can't recognise the kid!" "She's your boss's daughter!" " Boss?" "Who's that?" "Bloody ingrate!" "How could you forget the man who feeds you?" "Who feeds me?" "!" "Don't drive us crazy now that you've got to pay up!" "Pay you for what?" "!" "What the hell is all this?" "Where is Gayatri Bachchan?" "Gayatri Bachchan?" "Has the Bachchan married again?" "Gayatri Bachchan... who?" " who the hell are you guys?" "Where is Baadshah." "Here's the real Baadshah." "Moti." " What nonsense are you talking!" "?" "I was scared of you, chief." "So I didn't tell you the truth." "But I'll explain." "The man you met at the club isn't our Baadshah." "He's a private detective from Mumbai." "These guys are his friends." "They were here to rescue this kid from the kidnappers." "And because his name was Baadshah... the CBI confused him" "The problem arose because of the same name." "This problem will now solve my problem!" "I can't understand something." " What is that?" "This floppy was with Baadshah of the CBI." "How did you get it?" "I found it at Mumbai airport." "There was this man who was being taken away in a wheelchair." "It fell from his pocket." "I called out to them..." "but they didn't listen." "I ran after them to the lift." "But then, the doctor..." "This wasn't the man, was he?" "That's him." "Of course." "And that man attending to his wheel-chair..." "I get it now, Seema." "That man, who took him away in the wheelchair... why did he fire at me in the car-park of the hotel?" "And he said, "I've killed the wrong man at the airport"" "So this officer was already dead when I saw him in the wheelchair." "What happened, Seema?" "He was my brother." "Wear these earphones, Seema." "I have a cordless mike." "So you'll get to hear whatever we discuss in there." "Look after yourself." "Welcome, Badshah..." "I've been waiting for you." "What a misunderstanding!" "We kept mistaking each other!" "I thought you were the chief..." "but you're such a rich man!" "Forgive me, if I've said anything offensive to you." "I know everything now." " Good!" "I'm glad you know it all!" "I had sent my friends here with the kid." "I can't see them around." " Don't worry about them." "They're safe." "If you want them to continue being safe... you must do something for me." " What is it?" "At the Holiday Inn tomorrow, Mrs. Gayatri Bachchan... will inaugurate a function." "She'll have tight security around her." "No man can get to her..." "except you." "Me?" "How come?" "Because the CBI think" "So you are the one who can carry out this job!" "What is the job?" " Kill Gayatri Bachchan." "Kill Gayatri Devi?" "!" " 'That's right.'" "No..." "I'm a small time private detective, Mr. Thapar." "I'm not a killer." "I can't kill anyone." "You'll have to kill her." "Or else, your friends and the kid..." "I won't spare you if anything happens to them!" "This is Khanna." "Gayatri Devi's chief security officer." "He'll shadow you." "One wrong move from you and I'll get to know from him." "Your friends and the kid will be finished!" "This is the place, where you will put an end to Gayatri Devi's life." "No tricks." "The kid is in that van." "We've planted a bomb in it." "And I hold the remote control." "Here's your VIP pass." "And a loaded gun." "What are you carrying?" "Get it out." "It's a nail-cutter." " You can't take it in." "What's wrong in carrying a nail-cutter?" "Your turn, sir." "Dr Surati!" "They're plotting to kill the C.M.!" "Which is why you're here, Baadshah." " I'm not the one you called." "They are hatching a conspiracy!" "Make Dr Surati see reason!" "You can't get in!" "Let him in." "There are people here who..." " Yes?" "go on." "Actually, I..." "I'll tell you everything in detail." "There's this little girl..." "What were you saying about the little girl?" "Go on." " The kid's your fan... she wanted your autograph." "What's the child's name?" " Yes?" "Tell Her the name." "Well... we call her Baby at home." "Here you are." "What rubbish were you talking!" "Why did you waste that opportunity!" "I'll shoot now!" ""Save me, uncle!" "I'm terribly scared!" "They'll kill me!"" "She will address the press at 12.30." "Remember." "You mustn't lose this chance." "Out to save the kid, eh?" "Come with me." "Even if you manage to reach the van... you can't escape Rani's eye." "Look at that." "Rani has her eyes on the van." "She holds your friends at gunpoint." "Understand?" "Go on inside." "Keep an eye on everyone coming close to the C.M." "Arrest anyone you are suspicious about." "Go on." "I'm carrying a gun." " So am I." "But it is you who will fire." "I oppose the owners of such industries who... how will it benefit the poor?" "The report from the commission has arrived." "Not a word from you!" "Quietly listen to me!" "I have been sent by Thapar to kill the C.M." "Now quietly stand up with me." "Look ahead... he's holding an innocent child to ransom." "And some of my friends, too." "He'll kill them all, if I don't kill the C.M." "Why don't you tell the man in-charge of security?" "He's involved in the conspiracy, too." "I must warn the C.M. Should you not trust me... here you are." "You can keep the gun." "I have very little time..." "What is it, Sheetal?" " This man says..." "Mr. Thapar has sent him here to kill madam!" "Even your security in-charge is involved in the conspiracy, sir." "What nonsense are you talking?" "!" " I'm speaking the truth, sir." "Despite the metal detectors... how was I allowed to carry a loaded-gun in here?" "Have you told Gayatri?" "No." "She's busy with the press conference, sir." "So I brought him to you." "I'm glad you brought him here!" "I'll do something now." "I can't believe it!" "Can Thapar do such a thing?" "!" "The bastard!" "She wanted to foil my plans!" "What fool have you chosen, Thapar?" "He could have reached Gayatri!" "Is this your fool-proof plan?" "Is this how you want all your cases shut?" "I gave you all the help and information... because I want the wealth!" "I want the power for myself!" "If Gayatri escapes today, she'll give away the wealth to the poor!" "He will do as I say." "You think you're smart, eh?" "Gayatri will address the guests at 2 p.m." "If you don't kill her then..." "I'll press this button on the remote!" "Who are you?" "How did you get in?" "Can you help me, please?" " Help?" "Here are the carbon copies." " Let's meet at two." "I don't want it." ""You have the support of the staff in this hotel."" "Keep an eye on him." "That's empty..." "don't you believe me?" "And this is... right here!" ""Madam Gayatri;" "Thapar wants to kill you"" ""Your security in-charge is involved in the conspiracy"" ""It is your husband who has hatched the entire plot"" ""They have killed your P.A. and have sent me to kill you"" ""If you attend the function, I'll have to fire at you"" "Yes?" " Madam, I've got to..." "Yes?" " Let me make the coffee." "Here's your speech for today." "I think I must postpone today's programme." "I'm feeling very uneasy." "I won't let you work anymore." "You must relax." "I'll send you away on an extended holiday." "All right." "Could you send Sheetal please?" "I've got to make some corrections in the speech." "She has left." "Her mother had a heart attack." "You won't find her home." "She went straight to the hospital." "Don't worry." "Her mother is out of danger." "Take some rest." "Okay?" "Be downstairs at Two." "Remain seated!" "Here..." "let me do it here!" " Go on inside!" "Have you taken the letter to Gayatri Devi?" "I've kept it in the file of her speech." "She at least won't come downstairs." "I must now save that kid and my friends." "Do you have my bag?" " Yes." "Give me that bag, please." " Sure." "What happened?" "You look great in those clothes!" "We have no time!" "Hurry up!" "Why am I doing all this?" "I'm no Akshay Kumar!" "Good-bye, thug!" "You?" "!" "Move... and I shoot!" "Drop the guns and fight me, if you're man enough!" "Man enough?" "Wait till I show you my muscles...!" "At least throw the gun way!" "I'll throw it away on the count of three." "Don't touch me!" " Why not?" "They've wrapped these explosives around me!" "They've wrapped them around the kid!" "All right." "Hold the gun." "I'll deal with it." "Hold it... careful!" "Were you a science student?" " No." "So why mess around?" "Let's carry her away." "But Thapar has the remote." "And none of us knows how to defuse the bomb." "Now... just do as I say." "What are you doing here, Khanna?" "!" "Where is he?" "He's in the loo." " There are just 5 minutes left!" "Bring him along immediately!" "Hurry up!" "We have only 5 minutes!" "I'm through... all right!" "It's those gases, you see." "Don't you have the problem?" "Skip the nonsense and come with me!" "Don't lose your temper!" "You'll know it, when you suffer!" "As president of the party, I extend my congratulations... on the success and silver jubilee of this organisation." "This message of congratulations is not merely a formality." "My wife, the chief minister, and I..." "Suppose she doesn't come downstairs." "Will all this be cancelled...?" "Don't say such inauspicious things!" "She'll come downstairs... she will!" "There!" "Isn't she here?" "Go on!" "Shoot him, as soon as he fires." "I now request Gayatri Devi to take the mike." ""Gayatri Devi;" "Thapar wants to kill you"" ""Your security in-charge is involved in the conspiracy"" ""This entire plot has been hatched by your husband"" ""He has even killed your P.A."" "She has left." " Where to?" "Her mother has had a heart-attack." ""If you attend the function, I'll have to open fire at you"" "" Because Thapar is holding my friends and a little girl captives"" ""I'm the one who sought an autograph from you in the elevator"" "No!" "See, Gayatri?" "I have indeed sent you on a long holiday!" "Where to?" "Here you are!" "I've taken enough of your nonsense!" "Watch the fun now!" "Victory to India." "Press the button." "No." "The bomb will explode!" "It'll kill us all." "No, dear." "They aren't as brave as you are." "These people are cowards." "If he presses the button, he'll himself get killed." "Go ahead and press the button!" "Press it!" "Now look... don't you come any closer!" "Or else, I'll press the button!" "He'll press the button if he gets out of the building!" "I'll try to defuse this explosive." "Get me my bag of tricks." "No... please!" "This bomb can't be defused." "We must take off this jacket." "Give me that remote..." "Or I'll throw you down!" "Must you always throw me over!" "We must throw this jacket beyond the range of the remote." "Ramlal!" "Look up here!" "Baadshah!" "He'll fall!" "Thapar has run away with the remote!" "We've thrown the jacket out!" " To hell with the jacket!" "Save me... my hands are slipping!" "Hang on... we'll do something." "Take a jump... we'll catch you!" "Come on!" "He'll die if he jumps!" "Lay out that cloth instead;" "he's good at sliding." "Hurry up!" "Where are you guys going?" "Bring it right at the bottom!" "Asses!" "You've always messed up things!" "I give you one last opportunity!" "As soon as I sit in the car, press the button on this remote!" "And blow up everyone with Gayatri!" "Go on!" "Moti!" "We've blown him up!" "We have no time, sorry..." "Mr. Bata?" "Bye..." "Call on Monday, not before that!" "A call from Bill Clinton, sir!" "The Monica case, sir?" "A million dollars?" "!" "Baadshah... it's Bill Clinton for the Monica case." "A million dollars!" "Tell him that Baadshah is busy with his wife." "Not for a million and not for a hundred million... will I accept this contract!" "Never!" "Grab it!" "We have a satellite problem, you see." "Come closer, darling."