"[Betty] Previously on Ugly Betty:" " I'm in love with someone else." " What?" "Gina Gambarro?" "Look what I brought you." "This game has been on back-order for months." "Full price!" "I should forgive you because you couldn't use your employee discount?" " Have you taken your pill?" " I only have a few left." "Dad." "Take it." "I'm sorry I let you down." "I'm sorry I hope you'll be something you're clearly not." "As long as there's this wedge between them, their relationship is doomed." "Perhaps it's time I drive that wedge a little deeper." "[Stampeding horse noises]" "[Women squealing]" "[Amanda giggling] No, I gotta go!" "Did I miss it?" "Crap!" "Crap!" "Crap!" "Dignity, Amanda." "I guess it's too late for that now." "Prada trumps passion, Daniel." "Christina just posted the sign-up sheet." " Sign-up sheet?" " She's cleaning the Closet tomorrow." "The winter fashions from the last three issues." "Christina gets rid of them to make room for spring collections." "Freebie couture is the staff perk." "You know, you really should take a trip down there." "They might have some socks in your size." " OK." " That the stuff on Oshi?" "Yes." "Back issues with his fall and winter collections, a profile from last February's Interview and his autobiography." " He has an autobiography?" " Oshi on Oshi, by Oshi." "I think those are supposed to be his glasses." "[Woman] Super-sized icon of minimal fashion, Oshi, will be steamrolling into Gotham tomorrow to unveil his spring collection to the editors of Mode, where he debuted his collections for years due to his extremely close friendship" "with former editor in chief, Fey Sommers." "Fey's tragic death in a fiery car crash last month left him devastated." "Fey was so... minimal." "And now the question on everybody's mind:" "Will the fashion heavyweight hit it off with the Fey's replacement, himbo playboy Daniel Meade?" "I'm thinking "No-shi."" " Well, I'm thinking "Ye-shi."" " Thanks, I appreciate that, Betty." "We need Oshi's business." "I have nothing in common with the man." "I don't speak Japanese, I don't wear white, never eaten an entire shark." "He'll love you." "It's about relationships with Japanese." "My first meal has to be perfect." "You have the chef's table at Masa on Wednesday night at 8pm." "Oh, I love their uni." "I got you this Japanese customs and phrase book." "You should also know that your credit card was rejected." " That's my personal card." " The one you gave me." "Betty, you always use the company card for business." "You're gonna take care of my expense report?" " Expense report?" " Henry from Accounting" " sent us a memo, says it was due today." " Today?" "No, I didn't get this." " Well, it says you were copied." " No!" "No, I didn't get this." "My father's a hard-ass on expenses." "Company's not gonna reimburse if we turn that in late." "Accounting is giving us until 10:30 to get it in." "Period." " No exceptions." " Do you have any receipts?" " You know what to do with them, right?" " [Man] Payroll!" " Mr. Meade." " Thank you." " And you are?" " Betty Suarez." " There you go." " This is my first paycheck." "Mine too." " What the...?" " FICA?" "Manny Epstein was a good publisher when Fey was running the show." "She was, however, fiscally responsible." "Daniel..." "Well, Daniel needs stronger supervision." "He's a little indulged, but he's growing up." "He ran through his trust fund in three years." "For his 28th birthday, he tried to buy an island and J. Lo." "Shakira." "They were wild oats." "He's turned the corner." "We're talking about a magazine." "Why would you want the publisher's job?" "It's financial." "Budgets, ad sales." "You're creative." "I never said I'd give up my creative title, just add publisher to it." "Better to keep Daniel reined in." "I'd rather you concentrated on the job at hand:" "Helping Daniel establish a relationship with Oshi." "His exclusives are worth millions to us." "Oh, he'll make an impression." "I guarantee it." " The Gucci shoulder bag is mine." " Nice, but over it." "Those Louboutin boots, on the other hand..." "As if you stand a chance of getting them." " I can trade." " With what?" "You're last on the list." "All that'll be left are those Pucci scarves." "I, on the other hand, have the pick of the Closet, and numero uno picks the glorious "it" bag from the House of Gucci." " Why would you need a pocketbook?" " I need it to trade." "At Mode, fashion is currency." "That's hard for you to understand because you're very much in debt." "But, for instance, [sniffs] If I needed a favor from you, like an invitation to a Marc Jacobs dinner party, then I might be persuaded to trade that favor for my fabulous Gucci bag," "which you so desperately need." "Mmm." "Loiter much?" "Oh, um..." "I need some help, if you wouldn't mind." "Ah." " You need a favor." " Yes, I guess a favor." "I seem to be late in getting in Daniel's expense report." "I don't know why I didn't get the memo from Accounting." "Hmm." "Must've been lost in the mailroom." "Oops." "And I'm kind of lost on how to do it." "Marc will be happy to help you, won't you?" "Please give Betty the correct form and then give her a copy of our report." "If she does what we did, she'll be fine." "You realize this means an unnamed favor at a later date." "I understand." "Thank you." "[Both] Taaa." "Oh, oh, oh, oh. [gasps]" "It's Betty's memo." "Those boys in the mailroom." "Cute, but so careless." " Nice bag." " Oh, thank you." "So..." "Juan Valdez." "Did it come with a mule?" " Hi!" " You look fabulous!" " Your hair." " Right, sod off!" "Four times a year, I'm everybody's best friend." "Well, nobody is moving up the list, OK?" "Nobody." "That includes you, Amanda." "I was late signing up because of my job." "Oh, well, we all know what kind of a job you were giving... doing." "Well, where were you?" "I would've let you cut the queue." "You don't have anything larger than a size six." "I have accessories." "I know it sounds stupid, but I'm just not that into fashion." "Forget fashion." "Get your paycheck?" "Yes!" "And I spent, like, half of it on a slice of pizza." "They take so much out." "That's why you need the swag from the Closet." " Swag?" " The goodies." "You gotta start thinking of it as part of your wages." "Look." "Don't you just love it?" "Now that is the "it" bag of the season." "It's true art." "Look at the way the buckles offset the pattern." "It just slays me." "You know, my mom used to have a bag just like this." "She gave it to me when I was, like, three." "I used to carry my crayons in it." "It made my sister furious." "Hey, lovely ladies, 200 bucks." "You can't tell it from the real thing." "Yeah, he can't tell it from a Gucci." "You walk into Mode with a knockoff, you might as well walk in with a cow bladder." "Everybody knows." "He did all this damage in a month?" "Dad, he's an editor in chief." "He's gotta entertain people." " What's Bouley?" " Bouley." "Only the hottest restaurant in TriBeCa." " He spent $821 on dinner?" " Next time we go to the chicken place," "I'm ordering white meat, I don't want to hear about it." "This is business." "He's entertaining models, advertisers, designers..." " What's that say on the back?" " It's a blank." "Another miscellaneous expense." "There's a lot of miscellaneous expenses." "Fine." "Wilhelmina's expenses are miscellaneous." "So she went to Rio." "She's creative director." "It was a shoot." "It was in the last issue." "Twenty-five thousand dollars to Casa Brazil for props and extras?" " They haven't given you a paycheck?" " Actually, they gave it to me today." "And?" "Someone is blowing 25 grand in Rio, and this is what they're paying you?" "She's not doing it for money." "It's an opportunity." "Well, maybe you should get another job to support your opportunity." "[Speaks Spanish] They take so much out." "Well, it's still a paycheck, Betty." "It's more than I made on my first job." "Come on, the novella's waiting." " [Sighs]" " Betty..." "We have to make some serious cutbacks." "The pharmacy wouldn't fill his prescription today." "What?" "Maria Ortiz?" "She can't do that." "She knows he needs his pills to work." "It wasn't Maria." "It's his HMO." "They're not gonna cover him anymore." " Stop following me, Walter!" " I have something for you." "I don't need any more batteries, thank you." "It's a universal remote." "We only have one TV." "Now leave me alone." " Walter..." " I'm going to get you back, Betty." "Not by stalking me." "You cheated on me, Walter!" "You cheated with Gina Gambarro." "Do you understand what that means?" "I don't care how many universal remotes you give me." "There's no winning me back." "Your father's HMO file is under investigation." " What kind?" " I don't know." "They don't tell me." "All I know is they refuse to cover his prescription until the matter is resolved." "[Sighs] Maria, my father needs his medication." "Did I say he couldn't have his medication?" "You pay me $197 and..." " Walter!" " What?" "I'm shopping." "No, you do not have a feminine itch." "I don't have $197." " What, don't they pay you at Mode?" " Not enough." "I'm supposed to give your prescription gratis, huh?" "That's how my father and I stay in business?" "Get out!" "Can you really blame him for trying on Gina Gambarro?" "Betty!" "Miss Suarez!" " Mr. Meade?" " I need to see you this morning." " Me?" " My office, 10:30 sharp." "Yes, sir, 10:30 sharp." "Betty, I don't want anyone to know." "Especially Daniel." " [Mumbling to self]" " You know, you could bow a lot." "Your expense report." "You need to sign it." "So Oshi lands at eight, he's staying at the..." "The Asia on Park, in the penthouse." "I've ordered the flowers." " White Dendrobium orchids?" " Red roses." "He hates color." "Veuve Laurent Brut?" "It's champagne." "Five bottles, at least." " He brushes his teeth with it." " I appreciate your help, but this is my dinner, my meeting, my chance to get to know Oshi." "You're not invited." "Did Marc help you with the expense report?" "Yes, thank you." "No thanks needed." "Just make sure Oshi's limo is a white stretch." "Oh, and Betty, make sure to get that down to Accounting by..." " 10:30." " Can you pick me up coffee and a bagel?" " White..." " Two sugars, water bagel with cream cheese?" "Got it." "I need you to front me the cash." "I'm out." "Oh, um..." "Yeah, OK." "[Phone ringing]" "Daniel Meade's office." "Daniel, it's that woman again." "This is Daniel Meade." "[Woman] Your father is destroying evidence, Daniel." "[Tsking] He is covering his tracks." "Who is this?" "Who are you?" "A friend interested in justice." "Ooh." "Do you hear that, Daniel?" "[Grinding]" " That was her car." " Who's car?" "Oh, not telling." " Who is this?" " You'll figure it out." "Don't ever call here again." "[Chuckling]" "[Music box playing]" "[Music stops]" "[Women squealing]" "Back off, Shaquille!" "These are women's boots!" "I'm number seven on the sheet, honey." "Better luck next time." "[Amanda] Christina!" "Gucci bag in the August issue." "I know you have it." " Must be in the accessory closet, love." " I looked, love." " It must be on the floor, love." " It's not, love!" " Pick something else, love!" "[groans] - [Phone rings]" " Oh!" "This is my hell." " It's Betty." "Is Amanda there?" "Oh, yeah." "She's got the blonde from Styles in a headlock." "Why aren't you here?" "I have things to do and I need Amanda to cover Daniel's phone." "If I see anyone leaving with that Gucci bag," "I will club them with this boot." "I'm serious, it's a feeding frenzy." "If you want anything at all from the Closet, get down here now!" "OK, maybe later." "Just please get Amanda up here, Christina." "I have to go." "Bye." " Henry?" " [Henry] Yes." "Betty Suarez." "Daniel Meade's office." "You're kidding." "You work on the 28th floor?" "That came out wrong." "You just... you look normal." "Like from down here." "Thank you." "Here." "Oh, well, you certainly like to cut it close." "I didn't get the memo." " You were on the list." " I didn't get it." "My boss did, last night." "So here it is." "Um..." "Take coffee with cream and sugar?" " Yeah." " Any cream cheese?" "Excuse me?" " What?" " I'm sorry!" "I'll make it up to you." "Hi, Mr. Meade, I'm sorry I'm late." "Elevator was full, I waited for the second..." "I hope those are for me." "I skipped breakfast." "Yeah." "Sure." " Here you go." " [Sighs heavily]" " I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry." " Please." " OK." " No cream cheese?" "No, they were out." "So do you have any idea why you're here?" "Sir, it was just one pack of Post-its." "I swear, I will bring it back." "I love my job." "There's this strange woman who's been calling Daniel." " I assume you monitor his calls." " Yes, sir." "We fired her a couple of years ago." "She threatens to sue." "Obviously, out of her mind." " Has she called again?" " Um, today." "Uh, said something about you destroying evidence." " Really?" " Daniel just hung up on her." "Good." "That's good." "Still, it's a nuisance." "I need to know when she calls, Betty, what she says to Daniel." "You think you can do that for me?" "It's for legal reasons, to protect Daniel and the company." "Yes, sir." "And he doesn't need to know we're doing this." "Our secret, huh?" " Remember who signs your paycheck." " Hmm." "Yes, sir." "But might I just say you take out a lot." "You can go now." "Hey, Betty, Daniel's been calling around for you." "He isn't happy." " You wanna tell me where you've been?" " I was trying to get you a bagel..." " Did you find some cream cheese?" " Oh, gee." "Look, I'm sorry." "I was in such a rush and my boss wanted a bagel and some coffee," "I was gonna make it up to you." "Really..." "This is not about coffee and a bagel, Betty." " Really?" " [Henry] I wish." "It's about the expense report you turned in." "Henry here has rejected $20,000 of miscellaneous expenses, every dime of which I am personally responsible." "You wanna..." "What were you thinking?" "Miscellaneous expense?" "Miscellaneous expense?" "You need to put names, dates, reasons for the meal." "Yeah, but, I just..." "I copied Wilhelmina's report." "Ms. Slater's expense reports are always meticulously detailed." "Of course they are." "Wilhelmina knows exactly how this makes me look to my father." " Does he get copies?" " Whenever there's a large violation, the server sends it and suspends the credit card of the violator." "Seriously?" "My card's suspended?" "It only takes a week to reactivate." "A week?" "No, I have a huge dinner tomorrow night." "[Phone ringing]" "Betty... phone?" "Daniel Meade's office." "Yes, sir." "Yeah, I'll tell him." "That's your father." "Twenty thousand dollars of miscellaneous expenses?" "Yesterday, I defended your fiscal responsibility to Wilhelmina Slater." "She's gunning for publisher." "You know that?" "She thinks you need financial supervision." "Is she right?" "No, sir." "Not from her." "I'm not so sure." "I think you've gone soft on my money." "I think you've got something to prove to me." "So here's what I'm gonna do." "I'm gonna eat the 20 grand, call it an accounting error." "Thank you." "But this month, you're gonna use your own money." "Let's see how responsible you are when it's coming out of your pocket." "You only have $327 left in your account?" "But you're a Meade." "A poor Meade." "I blew through my trust fund like I was Michael Jackson." " I need this job, Betty." " Well, you just got paid." "It barely covered the rent on my loft." "I've been living off the company credit card, OK?" "I'm broke." "You have to entertain Oshi tomorrow night." "Maybe you should just tell your father." "And look fiscally irresponsible?" "If I tell Dad that's all I have left, he'll make Wilhelmina publisher so fast it'll make your head spin." "And that'd be like handing the magazine over to her." "No." "This is our secret." "OK, yeah, yeah, we can work our way out of this." "My Dad always says, "It's not how much you have, it's how you spend it." We'll think of something." "I don't know how that phony expense report got into my files." "I'm furious at you, Marc." "See that it never happens again." "The witch and her flying monkey set you up." "Yeah, I get that now." "Publisher." "That would make her more powerful than Daniel." "Oh, God forbid." "Right, well, there's not much left, but I did manage to save one or two goodies." "And you don't need to be a size six to carry a nice bag." "It's the Gucci bag." "Wow, that's beautiful." "It matches your dress." "It's not for me, Betty." "It's for you." " No, no, no, no, I can't..." " No, no, it's your first swag, so you get first pick." "Believe me, you really do need a new purse." "Go on." "I believe fashion is good for the soul." "For just how it makes you feel." "You'll be amazed at the respect a designer label brings you here." "Well, it's the nicest thing I've ever owned." "Thank you." "Just don't put your crayons in it, OK?" "A watch?" "Christina said it's not that expensive, but they did use it in a James Bond photo shoot." "Suarez." "Ignacio Suarez." " Hilda." " What is it, what is it?" "It's a scarf!" "Oh, it's beautiful." " It's Hermes." " Yeah, I know that." "And Justin." "Oh, my God, it's a Burberry belt." "Thank you, thank you, thank you!" "I've gotta call all my friends!" "No." "No, you don't!" "Justin!" "That reminds me of your mother's handbag, the one she gave to you." "Remember?" "You used to carry it everywhere." " It was almost as big as you were." " I remember." "Man, how she loved that bag." "She said it made her feel beautiful." "Hmm." "Oh, Dad, I went to the pharmacy this morning, and Maria wouldn't do it." " How much was the prescription?" " Almost two hundred." "Well, that is a beautiful bag." "And this..." "This is a wonderful watch." " Nice bag." " Thank you." " Can I touch it?" " Yeah." "My bag." "She's got my bag." "Yeah, I found it." " You were hiding it for her." " Oh, don't be a spoilsport." " She doesn't deserve a Gucci bag." " And you do, Marc?" "She won't know what to do with it." "Look!" "It's touching polyester!" "I think she's wearing it rather nicely, actually." "Whoops." "I'm trying to apply for a new platinum card." "There seems to be a problem." "Daniel Meade." "Yes, that's right, Mode magazine." "Mmm-hmm." "I see." "Well, how about a gold card, then?" "Silver?" "Come on, I'm running out of colors here." "Can you help me out?" "You know, that's entirely uncalled..." "Apparently, my credit rating's lower than that of most convicted felons." "Nice bag." "Vuitton?" "Gucci." "From the Closet." "And inside, my list of 300 very fun things to do in New York City for under $300, and I think it's very good." "He's here!" "He's here!" "He's here!" "Oshi's on his way up!" "He's here." "[Black Eyed Peas:" "Bebot]" "The Master of Minimal." "The King of Clean..." "Marc." "The champagne." "[Speaks Japanese]" "[Speaks Japanese]" "Good morning." "I'm very thirsty." "Are you?" " We have fresh coffee." " [Music clicks off]" "I am very thirsty for some champagne, Oshi." "Are you?" " Wilhelmina!" " Ah!" "[smooching]" "Champagne." "[All speaking Japanese]" "Daniel Meade. [Speaks Japanese]" "I will be fitting my spring collection on my models today and tomorrow." "Tomorrow evening I will return to do a showing for you and your editors." "We will use your tube entry for our runway walk." "I like it." "Round, white, minimal." "Then we will drink champagne and you will take us out for a wonderful meal." "After that, we will talk business... or not." "[Music resumes playing]" "He said "a wonderful meal." He's expecting a wonderful meal?" "Well, I'd be happy to pick up the tab, Daniel." "I can treat." "Of course, then you'd have to invite me to the dinner." "She knows I'm broke." "She knew before she met with my father." "I don't think it's a good idea to let Wilhelmina pay for dinner." "The Japanese are very attuned to nuance." "It would appear you're not in charge." "Right, I get it." "OK?" "But I don't have a choice, right?" "If I use Wilhelmina's expense account, she gets credit for keeping Oshi, my father knows I'm broke." "But if I don't use her, we risk losing Oshi and he really knows I'm broke." "Either way, I end up looking incompetent and she gets the publisher's job." "Well, not if you can impress Oshi under $300." "There are some great things on this list." "Three hundred dollars won't buy Oshi a scrunchie." "We could take him to the movie." "Or..." "OK, the Statue of Liberty." "Or you know what?" "Walter and I had so much fun eating at Papaya Queen and riding the Staten Island Ferry." "Really." " The ferry, Betty?" "Really?" " Yeah." "Yeah, well, let's forget it." "Wilhelmina's got us." "This is over." "We're done." "Well, it's his own fault for spending so much." "Yeah, but I filled out his expense report." "No, no, no." "You just didn't lie for him." "They're all at it." "They all cheat." "Wilhelmina especially." "They abuse accounts like it's a God-given right," " and they pay us slave wages." " Nice Gucci." "Thank you." " Oh, it's the last salad." " That's OK." " We carb-loading for a marathon?" " We can't all live on laxatives." "Hey, Betty." "Seamstress." "See, the girl from Styles who got my Louboutin boots, she would die to have your bag." "Here's the deal." "I'll trade you my tickets to the opera for your bag." "Then I trade your bag for my boots and everyone winds up a winner." "The opera?" "She lives in Queens." "If she wants to hear fat Italians screaming, she can open her window." " Betty loves her new bag." "Don't you?" " Yes, I do." "There you go then." "Away and throw up your celery sticks." "Shoo!" "Opera tickets?" "Christina, how much, exactly, is this bag worth?" "Retail?" "About 4,500." "With the pickle, however, 42." "Please just go home, Walter." "Leave me alone." " [Door closes] - [Betty] I'm home." "We didn't want to start without you, but it was getting cold." "I went to see Maria." "She gave you 15 refills." "Fifteen?" "Are you gonna tell me how you got her to give you 15 refills?" "Where's your Gucci?" " Betty..." " It's OK." "It was swag, part of my wages." "That witch blows 25 grand in Rio and you've gotta give up your purse?" " It's OK." " No, you know, it's not OK, Betty." "Well, that's the way it is!" "I got it." "[Knock on door]" "Hey." "Do you remember how angry you were when Mom gave me her good purse?" "Yeah, well, you were three, and you used it to carry around your crayons." "I finally figured out why she gave it to me and not to you." "[Speaks Spanish]" "She knew how it would make me feel." "Christina says that fashion is good for the soul." "And when I was walking around with my Gucci today, it was like I was three-years-old again and holding Mom's purse." "I actually felt pretty." "Hello." "Where's the Gucci?" "I didn't want to get another pickle on it." "I realize the opera tickets were totally inappropriate." "Here is a Menudo box set and a coupon for a hundred taquitos." "What?" " I don't have time." " That makes two." "I need Wilhelmina's expense from the last issue." " The real one." " That's against policy." " Coffee and a bagel?" " Need a real reason." "There was a $25,000 charge made to the Casa Brazil under props and extras." " And?" " Show me the props and extras." "Models on a beach wearing bikinis." "Sand, water, boobs." "This could've been shot for nothing." "Maybe she was padding." "Everybody pads a little." "A little?" "Daniel, $25,000?" "That's my family's rent for a year." "I can't question the creative director of a major fashion magazine." "Who's hiding a huge expense under props and extras." "It's not right." " It's not right when you do it." " Point taken." "But Oshi's due in two hours." "If we take Wilhelmina down..." "They cancel her credit card." "She can't pay for Oshi, and your father won't make her publisher." "And I'm left with $327 to entertain Oshi and his entire entourage." "Ditch the entourage." "Only take him to dinner." "And don't tell me that $327 isn't enough." "OK." "All right, and how do we prove Wilhelmina cheated?" "Hmm?" "[Phone ringing]" "[Speaks Portuguese]" "[Speaks Portuguese]" "[Lady Sovereign: 9 to 5]" "Am I invited to the dinner, Daniel?" "I don't think Masa allows dishwashing as a form of payment." "Actually, Wilhelmina, I was thinking of something a bit more private." "Were you?" "Oshi-san." "In the spirit of minimalism and to honor your collection, uh, I was thinking we might have our dinner one-on-one." "You and me." "Alone, so we can get to know each other." "[Speaks Japanese]" "Alone?" "No." "No, no." "Oshi is..." "Oshi." "When did catwalk become "fatwalk."" " Sorry, there wasn't another way in." " Where's Henry?" " With your father." " Is there any way to hold them off?" " Why?" " Because "Oshi is Oshi."" "We have $300 to feed 15 people." "If we want him to stay, we have to invite Wilhelmina along." "No!" "Then you lose, Daniel." "You can't just give up without a fight." "We don't have a plan B, Betty." "I don't have a choice." " It's so minimal, it's nothing." " [Oshi] Yes." "Yes." "Simple is better." "Round, white, minimal." "Round, white..." "Minimal!" "[speaks Japanese]" "Brilliant collection." "Brilliant in its simplicity." " It's minimal, it's white..." " It's crazy." "You can't be serious." "It might work." "We have to try something." "No, we don't, Betty." "It's over." "Party time, Daniel." "Oshi's ready for more champagne." "Well, we could drink more champagne at Masa, Oshi." "Isn't that right, Wilhelmina?" "I would love to come." "I'm famished, Oshi." "Aren't you?" "Oshi is hungry, OK?" "Very hungry." "But he and your father will know who paid the bill." " [Daniel clears throat]" " Shall we move on to dinner?" "Actually, I think you have more pressing business." "May we see you for a moment?" "Bradford?" "It's about the last issue's shoot in Rio." "Uh..." "Was there a problem?" "I don't mind paying for props and extras." "But I take great exception to financing your Brazilian butt lift." "[All gasping]" "Hmm?" "I'm sure you'll all have a wonderful dinner without me." "Stop looking at it." "May as well be Oshi walking out the door." "We have a plan B, Daniel." "You think so, Betty?" "I think we're screwed." "[Black Eyed Peas:" "Bebot]" "[Sighing] This better work, Betty." "He likes round, he likes white, he likes minimal." "It's perfect." "Daniel?" "Taking him somewhere special?" " [Clears throat] Someplace unique." " Remember, you're on your own dime." " Hard to forget." " Make sure you don't lose him." " He won't." " [Both speaks Japanese]" "Good luck returning my ass!" "Oshi wants to know where we are going." " New Jersey." " New Jersey?" "Holy crap." "This is a disaster." "I can feel it." " [Oshi] Daniel!" " Yes, Oshi?" "What place is this?" "Where have you brought me?" "It's called The White Tassel." "It's clean, white, minimal." "Round food inside." "Minimal!" "He likes it." "Oshi likes it." "[Clapping]" "Are you sure there is nothing on the menu over five dollars, right?" "We got exclusives for his next four collections." ""Minimal, Daniel." Yeah." "Yeah." "Well, thanks, Dad." "No, you have no idea how much I appreciate that." "OK." "Yeah." "He's reactivating my credit card." "Yes!" "He's tough, but he's fair." "I was thinking about that woman who keeps calling about him." "She's crazy." "We should just keep it to ourselves." "Whatever you want." "And thanks for the lesson." "It's not how much you have, it's how you spend it." "Yeah, I was thinking more like the one about not giving up." "Forget about it." "[Both chuckling]" " Good night, Betty." " Good night." "Betty." "I know, "Walter, go away."" "It's just a knockoff." "It's wonderful." "[Woman] A hamburger stand?" "[Snickering] lmagine." "She really is very inventive isn't she?" "Ruined my chance for publisher." "Mmm." "And quite the little gatekeeper." "Daniel is stubborn." "We need to try something." "Something more direct." "Something emotional." "I think I have one." "One that'll hurt." "[Music box playing]" "[Music stops]" "Nice bag." "It truly is." "OK, forget the opera tickets, forget the taquitos." "Final offer:" "Body wax at Natrique and a weekend at my house in the Hamptons." "No sale." "Full body wax." "That includes the back!" "[Betty] OK, it's yours, for one of the fake Guccis the guy's selling around the corner and a huge favor to be named at a later date." " You won't fool anyone with a phony." " I'll take my chances." " Seriously?" " I'm beginning to learn the way" " it works around here." " Then deal."