"open presents!" "Open mine first." "It's the red one." "sweetie." "It's Stan's birthday." "Eric gets one too." "he gets a little upset." "– What did I get?" "God." "Butters." "I know how you like Legos." "Happy birthday!" "I've got a racing game for Xbox!" "You guys see that?" "273)}– This one's from me." "– Thanks." "muffin." "A Ben 10 wrist rocket!" "It's what I wanted for Stan's birthday." "What did you get?" "273)}– Is this the new Gersploosh album?" "– Yeah!" "273)}– Is that a Tween Wave band?" "– They're the best!" "You know you're not allowed to listen to this stuff." "I'm 10 years old now." "I've told you what I think of this music." "You have plenty of other gifts to enjoy." "Looks like somebody's on the rag." "Stan told me you took away his CD at his birthday party." "For crying out loud!" "and that's all he cares about." "Should we really be telling our son what music he can and can't listen to?" "if it's that stupid Tween Wave garbage." "273)}– Tween Wave?" "– You haven't heard it?" "It's terrible." "It's hardly even music." "It just sounds like crap." "Come on." "Don't you remember having our parents say the music we liked sounded like crap?" "This is different." "here we are." "We're the old people who think the younger generation's music sounds like shit." "It's not because I'm older." "I'm telling you our music was better." "our music was better." "Not this garbage the youngins listen to. and tell me you don't think it sounds like crap." "I'd love to." "I'm not an old fuddy-duddy." "I'm still cool." "right?" "I mean..." "I like it." "that music sounds like shit!" "so you don't get it." "Admit it." "You think it sounds like crap too." "It doesn't sound like crap at all!" "I think it's awesome. your kids are probably listening to it. 240)}or the Tweens. 240)}but many parents say Tween Wave sounds like crap." "It's just vulgar and stupid." "Music used to be good." "This sounds like poo." "I certainly don't understand kid's music today." "Sounds like diarrhea to me." "say they don't hear crap at all." "273)}– Parents are dumb." "– They don't get it." "273)}– Parents are stupid." "– Tween Wave is sweat. 'cause their ears are old." "Parents are dumb. none of you are allowed to listen to Tween Wave music." "That's so unfair!" "273)}– That's our music." "We like it." "– It's good!" "What's good about crap sounds to a drum beat?" "What are you talking about?" "It doesn't sound that way to us." "It doesn't sound like that to us!" "I want to educate you kids with some real music." "This is The Police." "Compare this to Tween pop and tell us which one you think is real music." "273)}– What?" "– That sounds like shit." "it sounds like shit?" "That doesn't sound like shit." "273)}– Gross!" "– Turn it off! I still love you." "I know." "I love you too." "I don't want you listening to that stuff." "It's OK." "I understand." "sweetie." "Good night." "What the hell?" "This is the part I was talking about." "Check out the base line on this." "That one's cool." "This part's killer." "dudes." "Have you listened to this sixth track?" "I think it's my new favorite." "I've listened to it." "Can I talk to you alone for a second?" "Sure." "273)}– What's up?" "– I have to admit something to you." "You know how I told you I like the new Gersploosh album?" "I lied." "I don't like it." "I don't like it at all." "Really?" "273)}– That's OK." "– You don't understand." "Something's happened." "Tween Wave doesn't sound the same." "What's it sound like?" "It kind of sounds like shit." "You mean you don't like the singing or the lyrics or what?" "I mean it sounds like somebody is shitting in my ears." "Just listen really close." "You don't hear shit?" "That doesn't sound like shit to you?" "Maybe you should see a doctor. and it sounded like shit to me." "What about food?" "Are things you thought tasted good tasting like shit to you now too? and they tasted like shit." "This says you had a birthday recently?" "273)}– I just turned 10." "– That makes sense." "all that stuff develops and changes." "this is normal?" "– It's very normal." "Let's do a quick ear exam." "and you tell me what you hear." "273)}– What's that sound like to you?" "– Sounds like shit." "I'm gonna play you some good old Bob Dylan." "273)}– That sounds like shit too." "– This sounds like shit to you?" "It's just shit." "That's very strange." "I'm gonna try something else." "Look at these two pictures." "and the other is a turd in a microwave." "Which one is the ad for The Zookeeper?" "They look the same." "You don't see any difference in the pictures?" "and that is a turd about to be reheated." "They both look like turds about to be reheated to me." "I think I know what this is. and things that seemed shitty don't seem as shitty." "the wires have gotten crossed and everything looks and sounds like shit to you." "It's a condition called being a cynical asshole." "There's no known cure. and everything they say just starts to..." "Do you mind cleaning up the garage like I asked you?" "Get out of my room." "I'm listening to my music." "Stop pretending to like the kids' music." "It's pathetic." "You know damn well it sounds like crap to you too." "It doesn't sound like crap to me." "Don't you see what this is?" "You had dreams of being a rock star when you were younger." "you can't admit the next generation's music is shitty." "It's called getting older." "It's OK." "I think Tween Wave music is complex and awesome and speaks to my youthful rebellious spirit." "It's crap." "It's so simple and stupid that anybody could play it." "Anybody could play it?" "Do you really think so? everybody." "Thank you all for coming tonight." "and here's a little bit of rattlesnake." "but it's under control!" "I said I got a fever." "Need it take it kinda slow!" "but it's under control!" "You suck." "'cause you're old." "Did you know we're living in the Tween time?" "I ain't heard that." "It's the period between 2009 and 2013." "They call it the Tweens. he gets up on his stage and shits his britches." "What for? strums a guitar and starts loading his britches up like it's going out of style." "It's like some kind of britches holocaust." "Feller calls himself Steamy Ray Vaughn." "You mean that guy that plays the blues and died in an airplane crash?" "That's Stevie Ray Vaughn." "Steamy Ray Vaughn just shits his britches." "tackle him!" "Do you think he's lying or telling the truth?" "273)}– He's lying." "Hit X. – He's telling the truth!" "guys." "– Hey." "What did the doctor say?" "He said I have cynicism." "What's that?" "but it's stupid." "I'm not cynical." "All the doctor wants is a pay check." "and he just spouted a bunch of shit." "we're playing L.A. Noire." "– That shitty game?" "Who plays to listen to a bunch of talks and press the X button?" "273)}– Ask him about the murder." "– We got him!" "How can people say this game is cool?" "Your choices don't even matter." "273)}– Hit the Y button!" "– We're gonna level up to detective." "That's such a shitty device to keep people playing." "why don't we do something else?" "This looks like shit." "273)}– You don't wanna eat it?" "– It looks like shit." "Bunch of processed gooey shit." "Looks like ice cream to me." "how about we go to the mall?" "Bunch of people trying to sell a bunch of shit." "273)}– What do you want to do?" "– I'm cool with whatever." "Siddy Bob!" "Too much!" "Too much!" "I never seen britches take a whooping like that." "I told you." "Them britches don't stand a chance." "siddy yeah!" "Thank you so much." "I'd like to bring up a special guest. because I do love Tween Wave so much." "And I started chatting with this nice lady and turns out she's a really talented artist as well." "Please welcome Miss Steamy Nicks." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "Wait now." "Who's that lady?" "That's there Steamy Nicks." "You mean that gal who played for Fleetwood Mac and wrote that song Landslide?" "That's Stevie Nicks." "Steamy Nicks just shits her britches." "Who the hell is that woman?" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I agree." "Why don't you leave them poor britches alone?" "Them britches have had enough!" "All alone today?" "It sucks." "All my friends are sick with the flu." "What can I get you?" "Do you have anything that doesn't taste like shit?" "aren't you?" "Why?" "There's nothing but shit on TV." "Video games are all shit." "The world's a big turd." "and they're all sick." "Just get me a cheeseburger." "Tell the chef to go easy on the shit." "I know." "That show's hilarious." "I thought you guys were sick." "Kenny." "You totally lied to me!" "I didn't lie to you." "I was... then the guys called and said they felt better..." "Where were you guys going?" "All right." "We were going to the movies." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I wanna go!" "We wanted to be able to go to the movies and enjoy ourselves." "but you're a bummer to be around." "Everything is "that looks like shit" and "this is shitty." "You guys don't want to be around me?" "It's just one movie." "We want to have a good time." "I promise." "Let me go to the movies with you." "But you've got to promise to not complain." "I won't say a word. shit." "How long before they start this goddamn thing?" "movie trailers!" "Adam Sandler is Jack." "Adam Sandler is Jill." "God." "You said you wouldn't say everything looks like shit." "Sorry if I see things for what they are." "I'm sorry." "ears and mouth." "It's Adam Sandler in..." "Rated arg for pirates." "Fuck you!" "Looks good." "273)}– How can you say that looks good?" "– You're doing it again." "Jim Carrey has a bunch of turds in his apartment." "273)}– Knock it off!" "– But it's just crap." "They're penguins." "Stop it!" "you'll pay to go see it." "Fuck you!" "July 12." "The President of the United States is a duck?" "and the country is going to the dogs." "the president is a dog." "Who cares?" "Coming June something." "people!" "I'm not sitting through a whole movie with you." "I'm sorry." "Kyle's right." "You suck." "Me?" "Did you see that shit?" "Hang on." "We don't want to hang out with you anymore." "Get it through your head." "You've changed." "the world has." "Don't you see it?" "And I don't want to." "maybe we should just... and that's supposed to be my fault?" "because you're a child!" "What do you suppose is going on in there?" "Sounds like Steamy Ray Vaughn is going at it with his wife over Steamy Nicks." "now." "it's our chance to save them britches." "You do this all the time!  then you've got to be a celebrity chef." "Why can't you ever just support me?" "Support what?" "Another stupid dream of yours?" "and you feel old." "What does our son turning 10 have to do with you making the same mistakes again and again?" "Because I'm unhappy!" "I've been unhappy for a long time." "I'm unhappy too." "obviously." "How much longer can we keep doing this? it all resets until it happens again. but it just keeps getting more and more ridiculous." "we're setting you free." "I don't know if I've changed or if you have. and I want to enjoy it." "but I can't fake it anymore." "You seem kind of shitty to me." "You kind of seem shitty to me too." "People get older." "People grow apart."