"At 30 years old, a young male virgin becomes a wizard..." "Momoko-chan." "I'm about to face my 30th birthday without ever having a girlfriend." "But after today, I'll be able to say farewell to that." "Momoko-chan, you're my hero." "I gladly accept your offering!" "Well, then, excuse me." "Momoko-chan..." "At this rate, you'll die a virgin." "Who?" "!" "What?" "!" "Wait!" "Why are you naked?" "!" "I am the God of Sex!" "What?" "What are you talking about?" "A pervert?" "Are you some kind of pervert?" "Huh?" "Momoko-chan!" "Momoko-chan!" "Why?" "Momoko-chan?" "!" "The God Board appears!" "What have you done?" "!" "Just calm down." "From now on, I'm going to grant you the knowledge of a God." "The knowledge of a God?" "Hold it..." "There are different variations to how you can have s*x." "The important thing is to keep in rhythm with your partner." "If you don't have enough experience, you can't go at it with a woman at too fast a pace." "Anybody who tries to do that right away is just an idiot." "However, $#%!" "is very important." "During your first time $%@*ing, you *#!" "@" "Get out, you pervert!" "How rude of you to call me a pervert." "I'm a..." "God." "First ***" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, let me love you." ""Preparations in advance of ***"" "Man, I can't believe this." "And on my birthday, too." "It's finally your birthday, and all this nonsense happens, huh?" "Yo." "Where the hell did you come from?" "!" "Oh, idiot." "Move, move." "Here..." "Here..." "No!" "Stop!" "Stop..." "Stop!" "If you don't wash there properly, it'll become a breeding ground for bacteria, and you'll become sick." "Don't come crying to me when you #*%." "Shut up!" "I don't need your help with that." "But that down there..." "What?" "!" "You're %@#." "My condolences" "Hey!" "Can't you be a little more delicate about the way you say that?" "!" "I feel sorry for you." "That's not any better!" "Get the hell out!" "Geez." "What the hell is with that guy?" "I told you, "I'm a God."" "All right." "I give up." "You win." "You said you're a God?" "What do you want with me?" "I came to help you get rid of your virginity." "Huh?" "I'm a God of Sex." "To put it simply, a God of $#@." "Since you've lived for 30 years without a girlfriend, I've come to guide you on the path to losing your virginity." "You sure are a God that goes to a lot of trouble!" "Now, 30 year-old man!" "Listen closely to everything I say!" "And you will move on to graduation!" "Don't ever come here again!" "Health and Phys." "Ed." "for 30 year olds" "Know your place!" "Goooooood!" "Good morning, Superintendent." "Oh, someone's here." "Are you leaving?" "Yes, yes..." "I'm off." "Boys be ambitious." "Boys are ambitious!" "Boys are ambitious." "Imagawa-dono." "Character is essential" "Hoshi-kun, do-do you need something?" "It was good, wasn't it?" "Did you like Momoko?" "Did you enjoy it fully?" "It's completely worth the 600,000 yen, isn't it?" "Personal responsibility" "I wonder what you mean." "It's too bad." "I won't be able to keep this to myself." "A workplace where you can grow" "Are you even going to work?" "Hm?" "What's this?" "!" "How did my mouse turn into breasts?" "!" "How did it get like this?" "I can't let go." "Why..." "How does the God Mouse feel?" "God Mouse?" "Work-life balance" "Wait!" "You did this?" "!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Give me a break!" "I'm working right now!" "Can't you see that?" "!" "I'm working, too." "Can't you see that?" "!" "No, I can't!" "Don't say that!" "Stop arguing and squeeze it right now!" "Squeeze it?" "!" "Just squeeze it." "If you don't squeeze those breasts in two minutes, it'll explode!" "Explode?" "!" "Is something wrong?" "Nothing!" "Nothing!" "Nothing's" "Squeeze them." "Squeeze them." "Squeeze them." "All right." "I'll squeeze them." "I'll squeeze them." "Imagawa Hayao, 30 years old." "I accept these breasts to squeeze!" "Eh?" "Soft..." "So warm..." "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Breasts is justice!" "Breasts is justice!" "Yes, yes, breasts..." "Breasts..." "It hurts!" "You fool!" "You're doing it too hard, so it hurts." "Do it softer, or it's no good." "Try again." "Uh..." "Yeah." "Like this?" "It feels good~" "I did it." "All right." "That's good." "Next $!" "%* them with your mouth." "In my mouth?" "!" "Here?" "!" "That's right." "They're sensitive, so you have to be careful." "Realise your dreams" "Wait a minute, I can't" "Hurry up!" "There's not enough time!" "Yeah..." "Um, excuse me?" "What?" "!" "I'm busy right now!" "I think I'm lost." "Merit-based principles" "Merit-baciples" "Merit-based principles" "Suck my $@#%." "Suck." "S-Sorry..." "What the heck was that?" "!" "Health and Phys." "Ed." "for 30 year olds" "Wait." "Who are you?" ""The first time"" "I'm back..." "Good job, Imagawa Hayao!" "Why the hell won't you leave me alone?" "!" "I've had enough of you!" "Don't try to make me %@# when I can't!" "I have Momoko-chan, and I'm completely satisfied with that!" "Just leave me alone!" "Really?" "Fine." "Huh?" "Really?" "!" "You're really going to give up?" "I hate wasting effort on a guy who doesn't want to do it." "Is that right?" "You weren't here for very long, but thanks for your" "Because of that, I'll be helping you until the day you die." "What?" "I was sent here from Heaven, and I'm in charge of getting rid of your virginity, so I cannot return to Heaven until I have done that." "Eh?" "!" "If you think about it, it's good that I'll be here for a long time." "No, no!" "That's not good!" "No good!" "It's obviously impossible for me to deal with this so suddenly, isn't it?" "!" "It's impossible!" "Impossible!" "Definitely impossible!" "You're so heartless." "Eh?" "You plan on killing me, don't you?" "It's not like I hate you that much..." "All right." "I understand." "Use me to get rid of your virginity!" "LIKE I COULD DO THAT!" "What the hell are you trying to get me to do?" "!" "It's fine." "This is the quickest way for you to get rid of your virginity, so I can go back to Heaven, and then you can be alone again." "This is..." "This is surely a God's idea!" "It's all right." "I'm a God of Sex." "Your partner is God-class." "I'll let you take advantage of the greatest %@$!" "What the?" "!" "No!" "I don't want it to be this way!" "Come and enjoy a God's butt as much as you like!" "No!" "NO!" "I want to have *** with a girl I love!" "If that's the case, you should have said that sooner." "Leave everything to me." "This is how the worst days of my life began." "hora soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru Look now!" "You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii ...is all right, isn't it?" "It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo There's no way I'll listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK Yeah!" "but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga Bring back your old strength before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next time:" "Macaron appears!" "Please take off my bra." "B-Bra?" "Eh?" "Wait." "Who are you?" "Please, take off my bra!" "Okay..." "Huh?" "It won't come apart..." "It hurts." "S-Sorry." "Enough." "You're hopeless." "Where did you come from?" "!" "If you can't even take off a bra skillfully, you'll never get to be with a woman." "(Sex God's Trivia)" "If you don't have confidence give her a bra you know how to take off." "Her flashy bra is important." "It's important for the mood." "She wouldn't want you to ruin her favourite bra." "Eh..." "Is that right?" "Wait!" "So you did this after all?" "!" "I'm worried about this old article I read." "Your virginity might rub off on me." "I don't have some kind of disease!" "By the way, do you love this girl?" "Even if you say that, this is the first time we've met." "Is that right?" "You hate her?" "Then I have no choice." "Hey, you." "Change." "Where will she ____?" "!" "Wait a second." "It's not like I hate her." "I wonder if she's western?" "If it's possible, it would be better if her breasts were a little bigger." "I see." "You like her, huh?" "Then you should ____." "What was that?" "What?" "You want to ____ with a woman you love, right?" "Then she fits the conditions perfectly, doesn't she?" "Then, have sex with her." "Have sex with her immediately." "There's no way a girl that small can do it, is there?" "What are you thinking?" "!" "In the first place, who is this girl?" "Oh, her?" "This is... my little brother." "Little... brother?" "Nice to meet you." "My name is Macaron." "Please take good care of me." ""When you meet someone, think before you act"" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." ""Don't judge based on outward appearances"" "All right." "We're going to a mixer." "I'm not." "No, you will." "First of all, you have to get used to talking to women." "Do I look like I want to do that?" "Shut up!" "This situation doesn't suit you." "Something might happen to Momoko if I get too tired of hearing that." "Macaron!" "Yes!" "Imagawa, look at this." "Ah!" "Momoko-chan!" "Let me explain." "Momoko-chan is Imagawa Hayao's fake lover." "So, what will you do?" "Sign:" "God" "If you do as I say, I'll give Momoko back to you." "What kind of God uses the same tricks as a blockheaded kidnapper?" "And so I went out to a mixer party." "Nice to meet you." "I'm Jimmy." "I'm Mo." "I'm Joe." "Nice to meet you." "We're having a mixer with these people?" "Eh?" "What?" "See the truth!" "Argh!" "My eyes!" "My eyes!" "You fool!" "Don't judge based on outward appearances." "Get rid of that prejudice." "If you do that, you'll find their inner beauty." "What's inside?" "I'm Jenny." "I'm Mo." "Now, then." "Nice to meet you." "I can see it!" "I saw it." "They're super beautiful." "But how?" "Remember this well." "This is ____." "Groan" "Health and Phys." "Ed." "for 30 year olds" "Cheer up, Imagawa!" ""Practising"" "The next lesson is how to increase the number of people you meet." "Momoko's gone..." "Imagawa!" "Should I kill her?" "You won't do it if I come, right?" "!" "I'm not meeting more people at all..." "I don't know how to have a conversation with anybody..." "Um, excuse me?" "Is it okay if I sit next to you?" "Ah, yes." "I don't mind..." "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "I would like to apologise from the bottom of my heart." "No, no." "I should be the one apologising for disturbing you at work." "I came at a bad time, when you were having a meeting about a new product." "Eh?" "Breasts is justice!" "Oh, that's right." "You came during the product meeting!" "Yeah, pitching new products can be so troublesome." "That's true." "I'm sorry." "This is..." "Maybe..." "Maybe this is what people mean by..." "Flyyyy!" "Health and Phys." "Ed." "for 30 year olds" ""Your soulmate"" "I met my soulmate!" "I definitely met her!" "That was the first time I've been able to get along with a girl so well." "My heart was definitely charmed by her." "Macaron, can you hand me the soup?" "Yes!" "Listen when people are talking to you!" "Well, it's not like I can say you are incapable of getting a girlfriend." "Try your best." "Yeah, thank you!" "La la la~" "Fate~" "La la la~" "Fate~" "La la la~" "Fate~" "That's called being jilted." "Because that guy lacked, but suddenly gained, the ability to communicate with women, he mistakenly thinks that the woman is someone special." "You aren't going to do anything about it?" "It happens to everyone before the real thing." "It's an important step for him to experience." "And for a happy idiot like him, he'll have to be rejected badly." "Nii-chan, you can't be picky about food." "Fate~" "Sorry." "La la la~" "Fate~" "Lalalala~" "Wow!" "A-Andou-san?" "Yes, what is it?" "I-I..." "W-With me..." "Become one with me, please!" "Nii-chan, that's sexual harassment!" "Look!" "It's sexual harassment right there!" "It's the first time I've seen it!" "Awesome!" "Oh!" "Become one?" "No!" "That's wrong!" "Wrong!" "No..." "It's not wrong, but..." "Um..." "Andou-san?" "Let me explain." "Andou Natsu learned in self-defence class how to make an "Stay away." "Don't come here!" Field!" "In short, she'll send you to heaven with her A.K. Field!" "Please..." "Please, don't take me for an idiot!" "What is thi" "To be continued" "Please take off my bra!" "hora soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru Look now!" "You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana yukkuri susumeba ii ...is all right, isn't it?" "It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo There's no way I'll listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK Yeah!" "but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni futari no kore kara ga Bring back your old strength before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." ""When your confession is rejected"" "I-I..." "W-With me..." "Become one with me, please!" "Please..." "Please don't take me for an idiot!" "I got rejected." "I got rejected!" "I thought it was fate!" "Duck Board!" "When your confession is rejected..." "W-Wait." "You can do that too, Macaron-kun?" "Wait..." "Why are you wearing a nurse outfit?" "I can do it, too." "Is it bad if I do it?" "No..." "Nothing like that..." "Then..." "I'm continuing!" "(When your confession is rejected)" "When you are rejected the first time you confess it's often because the other person doesn't think of you as someone she could be romantically interested in." "However..." "It also often occurs that the girl will, over time, come to see the boy as a potential lover." "Huh?" "Really?" "!" "Then if I do that..." "All right!" "It's coming into view!" "However..." "When you confess to a girl who is not very sexually aware" "In other words, it's like this in your case." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." "I'm begging you!" "I'm in charge of maintenance starting today." "I'm from Cherry Systems." "Where can I find the person in charge?" "We've got plenty of computers" "What did you say?" "!" "Do you call yourself a receptionist!" "?" "Also, don't you think it's indecent to look at photos of idols?" "Well, don't you!" "?" "I'm just checking the magazines for inappropriate content." "Stay away from me, because your sweat is flying everywhere." "This woman!" "Damn her!" "(Be quiet in the library!" ")" "Even though I sweat my guts out by coming here, isn't it rude of you to tell me to stay away because of it?" "Now, now." "Calm down." "...in the first place, sweating is effective at keeping you cool, so your bodily functions don't give out and cause you to have more serious problems and when I get soaked with it like this..." "Eh?" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year-olds" ""How to ask for an email address"" "I've decided to move!" "I've decided I should move!" "She could have said, "Oh, how unexpected," and taken the whole thing as a misunderstanding!" "All right." "You need to get the email address of that woman named Andou, or whatever." "Huh?" "What are you talking about?" "You're doing this because you want me to fail, aren't you?" "!" "You fool." "The way I see it, that woman still hasn't disregarded you as a potential suitor." "Eh?" "Is that right?" "It's because she misunderstood what you were trying to do." "Instead, she thought you were a disgusting man, who was sexually harassing her." "That's not good!" "Stop complaining about everything and go get her email address." "Otherwise..." "Macaron!" "Yes!" "Momoko-chan!" "You fool!" "This is... the God Pair!" "I despise these guys!" "Um..." "Andou-san, the weather sure is nice today, huh?" "By the way, would you like to exchange email addresses?" "Wait!" "That's too direct!" "Um..." "Actually, it's my hobby to collect many people's email addresses." "Could you please tell me your email address?" "What...?" "I wonder what he's doing, being so noisy" "Oh, Miss?" "N-No!" "A.K. Field!" "Allow me to explain." "Andou Natsu learned how to make an "Stay away." "Don't come here!" Field in self defence class!" "In short, she'll send you to heaven with her A.K. Field!" "Um..." "Andou-san!" "I'm sorry about the other day, but I really want to, so if you'd like, do you want to exchange email addresses?" "Uh..." "Yes, if you're okay with me." "Is it all right if I send mine first?" "Yes..." "Um..." "Huh..." "This is the men's restroom, isn't it?" "A.K. Field!" "I got her email!" "____'s advantage when in combination with ____" "Ah, Superintendent." "Good evening." "Imagawa Hayao..." "What is it, Superintendent?" "!" "The smell of a woman is coming from that cell phone!" "Can these women be protected from these bastards that don't care about virginity!" "?" "What's up with him?" "Congratulations!" "Eh?" "W-What?" "You got her email address, didn't you?" "How do you know that?" "!" "God..." "Because you're a God, you somehow found out my code!" "Huh?" "A God bug!" "As long as I have this, I can get right through your code!" "Gods don't need a bug!" "Your arrogance is exhausting." "This time, I'll get rid of it!" "Get rid of it?" "Double God Board!" "____'s advantages and ____." "____ if people ____, then they'll have more spontaneous sex." "The basic ____ are ____ start with ____ ." "During first ____, doing anything that seems abnormal while ____ is prohibited." "____ and at this time, there are various things you can do." "Deep kissing, ____ and ____ at the same time are possible." "Good places for kissing are the neck, cheek and jaw." "Kiss however you like in these places!" "However, if you kiss too hard, you'll leave a mark from being too enthusiastic!" "So, let's be careful!" "I'll be careful!" "Well, let's put it to practice with Macaron and Momoko." "No!" "That would be awful!" "Yeah, I can do it!" "I'll do my best, my utter best!" "All right..." "Just for a little bit, then..." "Okay!" "Let's do it!" "What are you doing, Macaron-kun!" "?" "That guy's face was really scary." ""How to ask someone on a date"" "Have you seen Aizura 2?" "No, haven't seen it yet." "Huh, I thought you loved the first one?" "Why don't you ask some guy to go with you?" "T-There's no way!" "It's fine." "I'll get the DVD and watch it by myself..." "That sounds lonely..." "A movie, huh?" "What are you doing all of a sudden!" "?" "Why aren't you asking that girl out to the movies?" "I-Impossible!" "I've already been turned down once..." "Besides, if I suddenly ask her out to go see a romantic movie, it would look like I had ulterior motives, wouldn't it?" "Well you do, don't you?" "!" "utting "what'cha" in Haruhi, so "dont'cha" is probably fine does he actually say dontcha?" "}{hmm, no he adds ZO, sounds like dont'cha, but whatever its not a big deal ;" "D just sound rather "GG-ish" lol EPIC}{if you're not comfortable with dont'cha, maybe "don't ya"?" "}" "Even if I did, that doesn't mean those motives have to be in full view, does it?" "!" "And I've only sent her a single email..." "What did you say?" "!" "Since then, you've only sent her a single email?" "!" "Are you a moron?" "!" "Are you that big of a moron?" "!" "Nii-chan, you're overdoing it!" "Imagawa is being indecisive, due to his rather boring 30 years." "You're not making it any better, Macaron-kun..." "Well, uh, what can I say..." "I sort of, uh..." "Argh, this is so frustrating!" "I will ask her out!" "I will ask her out and make her my woman!" "Eh?" "!" "W-Wait!" "Yeah!" "I will help!" "No, I'll do It!" "I will ask her right now!" "No!" "I want to ask her out!" "Me!" "Macaron!" "Me!" "Macaron!" "Me!" "Macaron!" "Me!" "Macaron!" "Wait a minute!" "I'm the one who wants to ask her out!" "Go ahead!" "Um..." "Andou-san..." "Eh?" "I-If you're free this Sunday, would you like to go see a movie?" "Ah..." "Okay." "Well, this Sunday, then..." "And that's how I ended up going on a date with Andou-san for the first time." "hora soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru Look now!" "You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next episode:" "Pi-chan and Ku-chan will make their appearance!" "Thank you for coming today." "Please be careful as you..." "Uh..." "Um..." "After the movie, have dinner." "If it's a little too early for dinner, you can take your time." "Andou-san, there's this restaurant that has delicious pasta" "Well, then." "I'm going home now." "Goodbye." "Ah?" "Eh?" "Eh?" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." ""Women are also human beings"" "Oh, no..." "Imagawa, hurry up and come here!" "The boss monster appeared!" "Being rejected twice is enough, don't you think?" "Just give up and help him with the boss fight." "We need healers!" "I wasn't rejected!" "She just went home a little early." "(Date length: 2 hours 30 minutes)" "I bet you suddenly said something about having sex again, didn't you?" "I didn't!" "I managed to escort her just the way you told me to!" "I'm pretty sure I did..." "If it's true you did exactly as I said, then there really is no hope for you." "So, that's how it is after all?" "Wait just a minute!" "Aren't you back too soon?" "Could it be you were rejected?" "You'll never seize your chance like this." "You have so much self-importance for a single 30 year-old." "And after a guy finally shows up, too." "About being rejected..." "What?" "I got nervous... and came home." "Seeing a movie with a guy at 30 years old made you nervous?" "!" "Are you an idiot?" "!" "You want to get rid of your virginity, don't you?" "I... want to meet a wonderful person and fall in love and get married and..." "Onee-chan!" "Say something to her!" "After you have sex, make sure to tie the condom's opening." "She still can't remember how to speak Japanese." "Bind it tight!" "So, did you hate the date?" "No..." "Imagawa-san was very considerate." "He matched my pace when walking..." "Match the woman's walking speed." "(God Dating Tip)" "Men who walk fast ahead of you are the worst." "He always walked closest to the road..." "Walk next to the road!" "(God Dating Tip)" "No women want to be exposed to danger!" "When I bumped into somebody and fell down, he caught me and helped me up." "Did you send him a thank you email afterwards?" "Eh?" "You didn't?" "!" "Send one now!" "That's the basics!" "The basics!" "Thank you very much" "Today was really fun!" "If you like, please invite me out again." "You used too much punctuation in that message." "Eh?" "Also, what's this?" "If you send an email like that, it's like saying you don't care." "Eh?" "But I said, "Please invite me out again."" "That's too polite of a way to say it." "You'd write that even if you didn't want to see him a second time." "Eh?" "Let me borrow that!" "All right!" "Sent it!" "Huh?" "Did you change it?" "What did you write?" "!" "Today was really fun!" "If you like, please invite me out again." "Actually there's another movie I'd like to see." "Huh?" "What does this mean..." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year-olds" "The advantages and disadvantages of ____ ____" "Today's special guest..." "Hoshi Hiroshi." "For the sake of helping you get rid of your virginity, I'll teach you how to be charming." "I've heard everything from your relative here." "Eh?" "In order to get rid of the virginity that has plagued you for 30 years, I'll lend you my help as well." "Family!" "Family!" "Relatives?" "Huh?" "Is that wrong?" "No!" "No!" "Relatives!" "Yes!" "I have been summoned by God because of my substantial experience in dating and ____ing women." "Wait." "You aren't a virgin?" "!" "Don't be so rude!" "He lost his virginity when he was 18 years old!" "And that's not all." "She was foreign!" "His partner was a breathtaking beauty!" "Miss Bulgaria!" "She loved stargazing, and because of that..." "Furthermore, by putting his stargazing hobby to use, he was able to form a network of people with similar tastes, using a set of cell phones." "It's all right, Imagawa." "You can do it even if you don't have any friends!" "The advantages and problems of ____ ____" "While ____ are essential positions that you often see in adult videos, adult games and the like..." "Wh-What is this?" "!" "I'm much more connected to the stars than when I was younger, and as I continue to get older, I become more and more obsessed with various fantasies." "Fantasies and connection with the stars...?" "Deep within the mountains where I grew up, at the height of the night, there were an abundance of stars, far beyond my grasp." "On a night like that, you can admire all the stars in heaven." "That was the course my fantasy took me." "And that was my first encounter with heavenly bodies." "There's no need to tell people quite so much about that..." "Setting that aside, there are abnormal positions you can use when ____." "However, in these various positions, there is one main advantage, which is that you can ____ more deeply." "When with ____ women, there are limitless experiences to be had." "And there are also women who are okay with masochism play, as well." "Miss Bulgaria liked plenty of Masochism play." "She must have been a good tease!" "Perfectly!" "She would tease and tease until I was burning up!" "And here I was thinking he was a virgin..." "He's getting excited about stuff I don't even know Exactly!" "It's good to practise ____ first before trying this position with someone." "Then I won't be able to use ____." "That's how it is, huh?" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year-olds" "Advantages of ____ and ____ loving" "Pi-chan, why are you doing that?" "You... and me... kiss!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Virgin Pole!" "E-Enable!" "Pekichi!" "Hey!" "Pi-chan!" "Fair exchange." "In order for anything to happen, you'll need to fight for it." "Normally, you would just make a note about it..." "Now, then." "Today's lecture is..." "Advantages to ____ and problems of ____" "____?" "This." "Gyaa!" "Bear!" "Bunny!" "Bears and bunnies ____ like this, you know?" "Onee-chan?" "Ku-chan?" "Ah, animals ____ this way, don't they?" "Ku-chan!" "The main point is that not knowing about ____ at 30 years old is a big problem." "That's because I've lived my whole life not knowing anything about it..." "That's why you're still a virgin at 30 years old!" "Now, let's get to today's lesson." "Advantages to ____ and problems of ____" "The advantages and problems of ____ are..." "When ____ a woman can freely ____  and there are advantages to facing them, such as being able to tell them where you feel best." "...Feel best..." "What a shy person she is..." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year-old" ""The right timing for confession"" "On my second date with Andou-san, after the movie, we went to the restaurant without any problems." "This is a nice, quiet restaurant." "I've been here with my superiors before, and I thought this place had a good atmosphere." "Is that right?" "The vegetables here are delicious!" "I'm looking forward to it." "When you're on a date and she's talking, look into her eyes when you speak to her." "I think I could like this place." "Really?" "I'm glad to hear that." "I've been crazy about this place ever since I ate here for the first time." "However, because your date might get too nervous, don't look into their eyes for more than 10 seconds!" "It really is delicious!" "That's all for today." "Today was a lot of fun." "Please invite me out again." "Andou-san!" "Yes?" "I also had a lot of fun today." "I feel like I want to be with you forever." "I love you!" "Please go out with me!" "I'm sorry!" "I can't!" "H-Huh?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Like that, I was completely rejected by Andou-san." "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next time:" "Let's go to an adult shop!" "Line up!" "Sound off!" "Index finger!" "Middle finger!" "Ring finger!" "Pinky!" "All together!" "The Five Digits!" "I've got a shockingly disappointing announcement." "I told you guys Hayao would have his first actual combat today, but that's no longer the case." "Eh?" "!" "I don't understand!" "This is the day we've been training so long for, isn't it?" "That's right!" "Even though we want to fight, there's no enemy." "What happened?" "His Excellency was brave, but his enemy left him defeated and speechless." "Don't tell me." "Was it...?" ""I can't." "I'm sorry."" "Damn it!" "Give me a break!" "It's so depressing..." "Damn it." "Why did it come to this...?" "It could have been our first battle!" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." ""After you get turned down for the second time"" "So you've finally been rejected outright?" "That's right..." "And I thought the mood until then was right, too..." "I'm sorry!" "I can't!" "So that's how it is, huh?" "You reap what you sow for trying the impossible..." "You just can't seem to accept it, right?" "She must've read my mind!" "That must be it!" "Damn it!" "I should have stayed quiet!" "Choosing her for her looks..." "She's not that big of a deal." "Is that true, Macaron-kun?" "[God killer sake]" "Hey..." "Don't you think it's wrong for children to be drinking sake?" "Boo!" "That doesn't matter because I'm a God." "Anyway, you need to forget about that woman and move on to the next one!" "Yeah, but..." "I can't forget about her." "He's an idiot, isn't he?" "He's an idiot." "For an idiot like him, you need..." "The God Board!" "Today's Advice Centre:" "The second time your confession is rejected" "Please go out with me" "After you get turned down for the second time..." "No!" "Please go out with me" "I'm sorry" "Even if you continue trying like that, you won't be accepted." "I can't" "I'm sorry" "The reason is... that the woman is unable to think of you as a potential suitor." "Giving up is the best thing you can do." "So that's how it is after all...?" "But..." "I can't give up." "If that's the case, for a period of at least three months to half a year, you have to wait and try again." "I can't wait three months..." ""When she doesn't want to"" "Say something, already!" "Something happened, right?" "Today, Imagawa-san confessed to me." "Eh?" "!" "Isn't that a good thing?" "So why are you feeling down?" "I was happy that Imagawa-san earnestly confessed to me, but..." "I see!" "He took you to a hotel, suddenly pushed you down and said that you have to ____ and being unexpectedly straightforward, he told you many of the things he was imagining." "Huh?" "You turned him down, didn't you?" "!" "You did?" "You idiot!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You need to go apologise immediately!" "Hey!" "Onee-chan!" "Say something to her!" "Huh?" "At any rate, take your face out of there!" "It hurts, doesn't it?" "You'll die if you don't stop doing that!" "That's enough!" "I'm fine with not being with him, so just leave me alone!" ""What you lose to get what you need"" "Private room Adult Videos" "For lonely guys" "The rival of manga cafes" "Today, I'll ____!" "Line up!" "Today, we're practising manoeuvres." "His Excellency has long since waited for this day, so in order to grant his wish, put your feelings aside and give it everything you've got!" "Understood!" "Moreover, it looks like it's going to be a long haul, which we haven't had in a while..." "Everyone, make sure to get it all out today!" "Understood!" "Bra!" "Well, why don't you start by introducing yourself?" "Well..." "My name is Momoka." "Twelve o'clock!" "Target sighted!" "Target confirmed!" "Colonel!" "Look behind us!" "Everyone!" "Get to your positions!" "____" "____" "____" "Confirm target!" "Elevation 100%!" "Preparing to fire!" "9!" "8!" "7!" "No!" "No!" "Oh!" "4!" "3!" "2!" "1!" "____cannon____ fire!" "Are you listening to me?" ""A woman's ____ techniques"" "Eh?" "Eh?" "Eh?" "Eh?" "Why are we here?" "Why?" "You said you found a cute general store, didn't you?" "It's cute in a way, isn't it?" "It's best for you to learn about ____ by buying something here!" "You have to learn about ____ because you know too little!" "I can't!" "I can't!" "It's impossible!" "Allow me to explain." "Andou Natsu learned in self-defence class how to make an "Stay away." "Don't come here!" Field!" "In short, she'll send you to heaven with her A.K. Field!" "Don't underestimate a God!" "I won't let you go home until we're done shopping here." "Aren't you getting anything?" "I'm fine, because I have plenty of..." "Eh?" "!" "It's been a long time." "What are you doing here, you pervert?" "!" "Onee-chan, don't you remember him?" "It's him!" "It's him!" "That pervert!" "I can never forget!" "It was in Heaven's elementary school." "Let's go to the next one!" "Here I go, Onee-chan!" "And..." "No!" "God skirt flip!" "What are you doing?" "!" "You jerk!" "I won't let you get away with doing such perverted things!" "Pervert!" "Sicko!" "Just go away!" "Die!" "Didn't he do that to you too, Onee-chan?" "No." "I only did it to you." "Why did you only do it to me?" "Could it be because you liked me...?" "It was because your reaction was amusing." "What's with that?" "!" "It was a perfect God reaction!" "Yes, yes, yes." "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "So..." "What did you come here to get?" "Um..." "That lotion, and also..." "What I came to get has nothing to do with you!" "By the way..." "The woman you came with got away." "Eh?" "!" "When did she leave?" "Come back here!" "God reaction." "Repeat after me:" "God reaction!" ""How friends and acquaintances are different from potential suitors"" "First is sweeping... then mopping." "The smell of a woman is growing stronger." "Excellent, excellent." "To be a virgin or not to be a virgin?" "That is the question." "Welcome back!" "Darling, do you want rice or udon?" "Or do you want to take a bath?" "What's wrong with him?" "Huh?" "Imagawa?" "I've decided." "I'll wait for three months." "I'll wait for three months." "God, shut up." "What time do you think it is right now?" "I'll wait for three months..." "There are ninety days left until Imagawa Hayao makes his come back." "Imagawa Hayao (30). 90 days left until his come back" "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next Time:" "The A.K. Field's Descent!" "Sign:" "I'll wait three months!" "Everyone!" "I have decided to wait for three months!" "I need to improve myself for three months!" "And then, I think it's time to approach Andou-san again!" "Yeah." "I'll help you out, because after all, my motto is "respect for willingness"." "I have something to say, too!" "Do your best!" "However..." "There's no guarantee that Andou will even accept you as her boyfriend." "Eh!" "?" "Is there some sort of spell that prevents Andou-san from having a boyfriend?" "Huh?" "And you call yourself a man?" "You weakling!" "You..." "You hit me." "Even my own father has never hit me!" "What's wrong with her hitting you?" "What do you mean you're going to clean yourself up?" "Do you honestly think Andou would fall in love with a man like that?" "I'm sorry." "Weakling!" "Weakling!" "Weakling!" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." ""Making a better impression"" "Day one." "When I woke up, Imagawa Hayao was nowhere to be seen." "It seems he got up early and went jogging." "It appears that his love is genuine." "Day ten." "He went to a salon." "When I said he needed to try something new, he got his head shaved and came back." "Words alone are not enough." "Should I use a picture?" "God copy-and-paste." "(An unfortunate 30 year old man)" "Day fifteen." "He went clothes shopping." "He chose clothes that fit him well without any problems." "For now, getting something new is more important than being fashionable." "At any rate, having a God Card is very useful." "Day thirty." "I'm teaching him how to take care of his personal appearance." "Keeping fingernails clean, caring for skin and managing hair are the basics of the basics." "Closely." "(Carefully caring for fingernails)" "Closely." "(Working hard at skin care)" "Closely." "(Too much hair care)" "(Memo)" "There are no taboos or overkill," "Imagawa Hayao" "Nii-chan, what are you doing?" "Oh, Macaron?" "I'm in the middle of writing a report." "Do you want to watch?" "Yeah!" "I'll watch!" "I'll watch!" "Reflection of events that took place during Imagawa Hayao's last three months: day forty." "His connection continues to grow stronger." "As a result of his honest hard work," "Imagawa Hayao has become beautiful..." "It's quite exquisite." "They would even be jealous in Versailles!" "Nii-chan!" "Nii-chan!" "I made a journal about Imagawa, too, so you should read it." "Oh~" "Which page should I read?" "____ day of ____" "Imagawa was lame." "He saw Andou-san getting along well with an attractive guy at the library." "He looked shocked." "He binge ate and became really fat." "When Imagawa found out that the attractive guy was actually a woman, he was relieved." "But he was still fat." "By combining dieting and exercise, Imagawa ended up about the same as he was before." "And he lived happily ever after." "I heard all of that..." "And like that, three months passed." "Honestly, there's not much I'd change." "You've done well these past three months." "Yeah!" "It was really amazing!" "I'm so moved!" "Yes." "Effort is the key to self-confidence, and then, that self-confidence increases the chances of your confession being successful." "Successful!" "Now, go!" "Imagawa Hayao, 30 years old!" "Go and bear the fruit of your love!" "Your love!" "You think I'm definitely going to be rejected, don't you?" "No way!" ""What women consider to be 'abnormal' "" "Andou-san..." "I'm sorry for suddenly calling you out." "Um..." "What is it?" "I've thought seriously about that time three months ago..." "Do your best!" "Do your best!" "Do your best!" "Do your best!" "...But no matter what, I love you!" "Please go out with me!" "Well said, Imagawa Hayao!" "All right!" "Just like that, push her down, and then get on top of her and ____!" "Now, push her down!" "Push her own!" "Push her down!" "Push her down!" "What do you think you're doing, looking like that?" "I was worried because she got called out by a man, but I never imagined the person who called out Na-chan would be your target." "You're such a nuisance!" "If that's the case, then you'll have to carefully consider what to do next." "But consider this, little girl..." "My plan is perfect." "Leave it to me, and their relationship will have longevity." "How, I wonder?" "Ordinary methods won't work on our Na-chan." "...Please" "Eh?" "Please stop!" "Didn't I already say I couldn't?" "!" "A.K. Field, expand!" "his little gem in the .ass for all the NGE fags out there}{MinaseNay - lololol}" "A.K. Field, rotate!" "Allow me to explain." "Andou Natsu learned how to make a "Stay away." "Don't come here!" Field in self defence class!" "In short, she'll send you to heaven with her A.K. Field!" "You understand now, don't you?" "If you don't do something about that field, it's impossible to get into Na-chan's heart!" "You'll be in trouble if you underestimate my target." "Eh?" "Now, Imagawa Hayao, 30 years old!" "Show me the results of your training!" "I can't!" "I can't!" "I can't!" "Nii-chan, what do we do?" "It can't be helped." "Since it's come to this, we'll use our last resort." "Macaron." "Yes!" "O God, please grant your assistance to Imagawa Hayao!" "____" "What are you doing?" "!" "Aren't you the god of sexual love?" "!" "I'm asking you what's impossible?" "Is it my looks?" "Because I'm not an attractive guy?" "No!" "There's nothing wrong with you, Imagawa-san." "It's because I'm strange!" "Please, just leave me alone!" "Field expansion, 120%!" "...I won't..." "I can't leave you alone!" "I..." "I..." "Because I already love you." "Ah!" "Wow!" "I'm sorry!" "Um..." "Just say you hate me." "Then I can give up." "I don't hate you, I'm just embarrassed." "Eh?" "Um..." "Then what is it that you can't do?" "____" "Wow." "Seriously?" "Eh!" "And so, we became a couple." "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next Time:" "Let's go to Andou's house!" "Good morning." "The weather is nice today, too, isn't it?" "It's Imagawa." "The weather really is nice, isn't it?" "What is that?" "Have greetings always been this strange in Japanese?" "Those don't seem like the kind of texts a couple would be sending each other." "Oh you, Daigorou!" "I feel like a kid!" "You haven't made much progress, even though you've been dating for a week." "Just hurry up and ____." "Three long months of being in love and having to hide our feelings, and now we're finally dating~" "Because she said, "Yes"." "Gently~ Ah!" "What a pain..." "Disgusting." "I was planning on eating the extra spicy fried chicken curry for lunch. sh' on a menu}{i was saying that too!" "}" "What are you going to eat, Andou-san?" "Extra spicy?" "I think I'll eat the school cafeteria's vegetable udon curry." "By the way, it's not spicy." "It's not spicy, huh?" "Yes, not spicy." "Wada-san." "Please don't look!" "Kind of already did." "But..." "There's no sex appeal in it." "It's like a junior high student wrote it." "Just leave me alone." "Come on, Na-chan!" "At least put some feeling into it!" "I wonder if she's even close to doing what we told her to do with her boyfriend." "Right, Onee-chan?" "No!" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." ""Keeping in touch after going on a date, and date frequency"" "D-a-t-e date~" "Imagawa-san." "Andou-san!" "Have I kept you waiting?" "No, no, no!" "I haven't been waiting long at all." "Hayao?" "Is that you, Hayao?" "Over here." "I'm over here!" "Ciao!" "____." "Is that an acquaintance of yours?" "I'm Hayao's older sister, Eclaire." "Nice to meet you, Andou." "What're you looking for here, Sis?" "At the rate you're going, it's not like you're going to ____ her without my help, so..." "You should just leave it to me." "I have a bad feeling about this." "Andou-san!" "Today is my husband's birthday." "Now that I have an excuse, you should really come to our house." "Huh?" "!" "Wait!" "But..." "Hey!" "Suddenly talking about coming to my home..." "What about cleaning?" "Momoko-chan's there, and yet" "Don't worry." "It's not like I want you to fail." "Macaron is perfect for taking care of that." "Would you like to have dinner?" "A bath?" "Or maybe a romantic dinner together... in the bath?" "Is that right?" "Then I guess it's okay." "Wait just a minute!" "Pii-chan?" "I'm Na-chan's little brother, Tama Saburo." "Little brother?" "!" "____ on balls?" "[Tama is slang for balls and Daigorou thought she said shaburu, which means to suck.]" "Ta-ma Sa-bu-ro!" "You're a ____!" "What are you doing?" "!" "I'm not going to let you drag them off home with you!" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Just leave this to me and it'll be okay." "Wait." "You're even wearing a bra?" "!" "This sensation is irresistible." "Eh?" "!" "You pervert!" "I finally had a perfect plan, so" "Okay, you two, let's hurry up and ____ at our home." "Will you stop?" "!" ""Don't impose your values"" "Be gentle to the earth..." "This is my comfortable bachelor's pad." "Oh, superintendent." "I brought some friends..." "Im-a-ga-wa..." "Hayao!" "What is that?" "I don't know..." "Superintendent?" "!" "Don't you worry!" "I will protect my virgins!" "What did you say?" "!" "I won't let them steal a single virgin from me!" "This isn't the first time I've caught them trying to snatch one away!" "You can never regain your virginity!" "No, I don't think I want you to protect my virginity..." "What's up with that guy?" "You...!" "What is it?" "[Do you recognise this face?" "Virgin King (80 years old)]" "The Virgin King?" "!" "The Virgin King?" "He who ignores the judgement of the Gods of sex and vows to ensure that nobody ever loses their virginity!" "He's a legend!" "Yes, there are some who call me that..." "However!" "I'm also the dormitory superintendent for the headquarters of Cherry Systems." "You'd do well to remember that!" "Andou-san, are you okay?" "Imagawa-san?" "Wait..." "What is that?" "!" "What kind of organisation is it...?" "This is terrible!" "Run!" "Run?" "Where?" "Um..." "Andou-san?" "Will you come to my home?" "Yes." "Oh?" "Yeah!" "I have lived through ages of virginity, never yielding!" "50 years ago" "I vow to become the Virgin King!" ""Creating the right mood for ____"" "I had a plan for a birthday party, just like you and your sister did." "Huh?" "Really?" "At our home, my little brother is waiting just like this." "I wonder when Nii-chan and the others are coming...?" "Kuu-chan, today is your birthday?" "You should have said something!" "Ah..." "Sorry." "It's your little brother's birthday, too?" "What a lovely coincidence." "Isn't it?" "It isn't a coincidence." "And..." "I'm a God!" "Onee-san?" "No, God." "A God?" "!" "Acting like siblings and having birthday parties was part of a plan to get him over to your home." "I'm sorry, but I lied about Onee-chan's birthday." "In the first place, we're twins." "Eh!" "In other words, you made various different schemes so that Andou-san and I would be encouraged to learn more?" "Eh!" "So then, since we're in the way, we'll let ourselves out." "Where did you learn to say that abomination?" "Obviously from TV!" "Don't you ever watch?" "You don't know anything, do you?" "Man, you sure know how to get on my nerves..." "Suddenly being left alone is embarrassing, isn't it?" "I'll make some tea." "Ah..." "Yes." "So this is where Andou-san sleeps" "Do you want to try using this?" "Oh, it's an egg." "...gawa-san?" "Imagawa-san?" "Huh?" "Did something happen?" "Imagawa-san!" "Um..." "You have a nosebleed." "Fight!" "Homerun!" "Imagawa-san?" "I'm all right." "I'll just" "Wair} It's making me shake!" "It's making me shake!" "Today's health lesson is God ____." "Wait a second!" "Ah!" "____ is dramatic!" "Oh!" "Ah!" "Imagawa-san?" "Are you all right?" "I didn't think it was possible to finish without being touched." "Imagawa-san, please get up." "Seriously?" "Imagawa-san!" "Imagawa-san!" "By the way, that is mine." ""Nipple colour"" "Peek." "Peek, peek." "What do you keep looking at?" "Did you just become aware of masturbation?" "Not that!" "Oh, really?" "Then what?" "I wonder if my nipple is darker than usual...?" "Stare" "Are you an idiot?" "!" "Isn't melanin the problem?" "Besides, if they get pregnant, everybody's become pure black." "Pure black?" "!" "I bet you're only worried because you think Imagawa's going to see them soon." "What are you saying?" "That's not how it is..." "Now, now." "Let me have a little peek, too!" "Banzai!" "Kyaaaa" "Hey!" "Pii-chan!" "Ah, Na-chan!" "You didn't do a good enough job on your armpits!" "I didn't expect people to be staring right at them..." "Hey, now that I look at it closely, you've got hairy nipples too!" "ause of the weird vocabulary and rapid-fire dialogue." "XD}" "My granny said if you plucked that hair you'd get breast cancer..." "Just pull it out already!" "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next time:" "Andou Natsu horseback riding!" "I'm sorry for always having you take me home." "No, it's no problem." "It can be dangerous to walk home alone at night." "Really, thank you so much." "Well then, good night." "Andou-san!" "Can you write woodpecker in kanji?" "Huh?" "If I'm not mistaken, it's like this..." "Ah!" "Right!" "Right!" "That's it!" "You're great, just like I thought." "Well, good night." "Oh..." "Andou-san..." "Kiss!" "What are you doing?" "Ah!" "Nothing!" "By the way, where is Daigorou?" "Wasn't he with you?" "Nii-san went with the superintendent for drinks." "Huh?" "With the superintendent?" "boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds" ""Forget what you think you know"" "(Diner)" "I only want to protect virgins." "Why can't you understand?" "Getting rid of virginity is my job." "You're getting in the way of my business." "Even though you're a God, I bet your ass is nothing special." "Oh?" "Is that so?" "Then you should carefully burn this into your memory!" "God Chrysanthemum!" "Impressive!" "Then, this is the Virgin Chrysanthemum Line!" "Oh..." "Can you escape from this?" "I can." "You're the one who will lose." "Okay!" "Good work, everybody!" "Today is Shadow Your Father Day, so go and study what they do." "Yes!" "Imagawa?" "Hm?" "Should we do it?" "Do what?" "Kiss." "Eh?" "I can at least give you a kiss, you know." "Don't say something like that!" "That's not the problem, right?" "Besides, Andou-san is my girlfriend." "Relax, Imagawa." "It's only scary at first." "God costume." "Wait a minute!" "You don't have to wear women's clothes like that." "I said no, Macaron-kun." "If I kiss you..." "I won't ever be able to get it back.." "Imagawa..." "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" "Ah!" "Macaron is so cute!" "Buzz!" "That's completely wrong." "If you do it like that, your glasses will hit." "And you're totally rushing into it." "Your breathing is rough." "You were ruining the mood." "You stuck your lips out too much." "Zero God points!" "" __ with French kissing "" "Today..." "Pii and Kuu's French kissing course!" "Um..." "What?" "What's with those costumes?" "They're in the shape of lips and a tongue." "That's what I thought!" "Why are you wearing something like that?" "If it's like the real thing it'll be easier for you, won't it?" "Think about it a little!" "What are you laughing at?" "Yes, yes." "I'm sorry." "Please continue." "French kissing is said to be made up of ____." "As you improve at it, you can greatly increase the amount of arousal it can cause." "There are various different ways you can French kiss." "Putting your lips together and..." "Hey, Onee-chan!" "Face this way!" "Putting your lips together and slowly putting in your tongue is the orthodox way to do it." "The important thing is not to go too suddenly." "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Ow!" "Onee-chan, get up so we can continue." "Inside the mouth, you should move your tongue in the places where the person you're kissing likes." "If your partner likes, you can entwine your tongues." "You can also open your mouths and intertwine your tongue with your partner's." "Ah!" "Wait, wait!" "Onee-chan!" "Will you take this seriously?" "!" "There is also a type of French kiss where you move up, down, left and right with your lips touching." "When compared to entwining your tongues, the feeling is more gentle." "Onee-chan, move, too!" "Move!" "Come on!" "So, do you understand?" "I'm sorry." "It's just too funny!" "I can't pay attention when you do it like that!" "That was my first kiss..." ""Bad manners"" "(Astrology magazines for sale." "Astrology exhibition entrance.)" "Please take a look!" "Hey." "Hey!" "Huh?" "That's kind of irritating." "Would you stop that?" "I'm so rude!" "(Bad manner #1 Over-exaggeration)" "Thank you for looking!" "(Bad manner #2 Speaking in an overly loud voice)" "(Bad manner #3 Playing with your hands)" "Hey!" "Can you please stop doing that, too?" "Thinking rationally, I understand very well that you are calling me annoying and disgusting by asking me to stop doing something so minor." "(Bad manner #4 Pessimistic attitude)" "There's no way I would say something like that." "Didn't you just say that?" ""That's kind of irritating." "Would you stop that?"" "Didn't you say something like that?" "(Bad manner #5 Pointing out every little contradiction)" "What's with you?" "!" "Are you trying to start a fight?" "I don't have anything to say to someone like you, who walks around in knee-socks, without obeying the golden ratio of absolute territory." "By the way, the golden ratio is 4:1:2.5." "This is Hoshi-kun's personal opinion (Length of the skirt / Absolute territory / Knee sock above the knee)" "Where are you looking, you disgusting pervert?" "!" "(Bad manner #6 Looking at people's bodies)" "What do you mean by fat, disgusting pervert?" "Shut up!" "I hit you because you were sexually harassing me!" "You're being unreasonable!" "You should just..." "This is pretty good, isn't it?" "You have good taste." "Bad manners lessons" ""Don't overlook cues from your partner"" "That's right." "Because that song was the opposite, I remembered that the sun rises in the east." "Because of that, during a science test, I started humming that song." "That's a good way to remember the correct answer." "Yeah, and then everybody did that and said it was a great idea." "Oh..." "We're already here." "Um..." "Andou-san?" "Yes?" "I finally learned how to write woodpecker in kanji!" "Well, then." "Goodnight!" "Imagawa-san, wait!" "Ow..." "Imagawa-san..." "Yes?" "Um..." "I'm sorry." "Um..." "Andou-san!" "Yes?" "I want to kiss you." "May I do it?" "Yes." "Ah, man." "Imagawa should get a zero after all." "What's with the way he's using his tongue?" "What is he, a washing machine?" "Now, now." "It's all right, isn't it?" "Because they were able to kiss." "By the way, can you write woodpecker in kanji?" "Of course I can!" "I'm a God!" "I'm a God, too!" "I'll write it!" "I'll write woodpecker!" "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next time:" "Let's go on a date." ""Different types of love hotels and the fees"" "This hotel is famous for being a place where you can enjoy the Planetarium and sex at the same time." "Come on." "Let's go to the Starry Sky Room." "(Queen room Fantasy escape)" "Why that one?" "Now..." "I want to torment you, so where is my Hoshi pig?" "Make sure to show self-restraint while in the lobby" "boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." ""Going on a date"" "Today, I'm on a date with Andou-san at the zoo." "Or that's how it was supposed to be..." "Pii-chan!" "Pii-chan!" "I just saw a seagull!" "Are you stupid?" "No matter how you look, that's an ostrich, isn't it?" "What kind of face are you making?" "Isn't today an enjoyable date?" "No matter how you look at it, this isn't a date!" "Why did you have to come, too?" "It's fine, isn't it, Imagawa-san?" "It's fun this way." "Well, if Andou-san says so." "No!" "No!" "Do you really think this the best thing to do for Andou-san and I?" "Don't worry." "I intend to ride this boat until the end, so just leave it to me!" "Please let me have a chance at succeeding." "Incredible!" "Pii-chan!" "Pii-chan!" "That animal makes me picture a huge ____ in my head." "Even though it's that big, I can't face it." "It's so pitiable." "Panda:" "Chin Chin, 10 years old In the old days, he was cute." "But now, he's in love and trying to have children." "In charge of breeding:" "Kushida" "I don't know how to get her to let me make children" "Even though my partner is a really desperate old woman..." "I understand, I understand" "It's not a coupling you want" "Man Man, 29 years old" "I'm sorry." "We finally came on a date, and yet..." "No, it's fine!" "I'm enjoying it just because I came here with you." "Andou-san is so cute!" "She's my girlfriend... girlfriend... girlfriend..." "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" "Andou Natsu is my sweet honey!" "Fantastic, yay!" "Romantic, yay!" "Andou Natsu is sweet" "If you have enough free time to be immersed in fantasies, then hurry up and ____." "Since when have you...?" "Today, I came to give you late bloomers advice." "Advice?" "I have an idea!" "God fist!" "Hey, it's me." "The preparations here are finished." "This place is" "That's not magic or anything..." "Eh?" "In front of the pandas?" "Ah, I see you, there you are." "Hello!" "I'm Spanking Wada." "Are you Wada-san?" "!" "No!" "No!" "Spanking Wada!" "Spanking...?" "That's right, because today is Friday." "Um..." "Let me ask something to catch up." "Could that possibly be connected to this somehow?" "Oh, this?" "So it is Hoshi?" "!" "I want to be called Hoshi pig!" "Hey!" "Don't speak like a human, you Hoshi pig!" "Um..." "Wada-san?" "If you take Spanking Wada that far, he'll..." "Don't worry." "It's just some pet play." "Pet?" "!" "If you see, you understand, right?" "I don't!" "Health and Phys Ed for 30 Year-Olds" ""Soft ___"" "Cute!" "Pii-chan!" "Pii-chan!" "They look like huge, freezing ____!" "No, they're obviously like ____!" "Amazing!" "Pii-chan, you're so smart!" "This is the ability of a person who graduated from the school of sex gods." "Rabbit Oo-chan, 3 years old Please get along well with the rabbits so that they aren't lonely In charge of breeding:" "Tsuchikata" "I would say things like becoming lonely and dying are because of irresponsibility" "There are times when I want to be left alone" "If your privacy is respected, then you can socialise more" "Hey!" "You can't give them food!" "And because of that..." "The two of you have been dating for a month and haven't been able to ____." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Become a better pet for me!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Now..." "You should take your example from them." "They shouldn't be an example!" "Imagawa-dono." "In Bulgaria, this is considered normal." "Tie me up..." "Stop talking!" "Um..." "I think it's too soon for us..." "Is that right?" "Then how about soft SM?" "Soft SM?" "It's relatively popular to do things like tying up with a towel or stockings." "I recommend leaving it that way after." "Even if you say you recommend it..." "Using a blindfold can be fun, too." "The sensations of being tormented while unable to see are wonderful." "Tying..." "Blindfolds..." "Huh?" "Andou-san, it's okay!" "I'm not a pervert, so you can relax!" "There is also ____." "Poor guy." "(Demonimations:" "Imagawa, Average, Daigorou)" "That has nothing to do with this!" "____ is not the important thing, right?" "Andou-san?" "____." "____." "Andou-san?" "____." "Are you okay?" "I'm opposed to that being lacklustre!" "I think that should be exterminated!" "Hm?" "Exterminated?" "Even now, there are people suffering from it all over the Earth." "I believe it's a problem that very urgently needs resolution." "Somehow, I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "This is no time to be down!" "This isn't only your problem, Imagawa-san." "That's right, isn't it?" "It's not like it's just me." "What are you doing?" "I'm talking about something important!" "That's right, it is something important." "What's with this?" "Giraffe!" "It's so long!" "Amazing!" "This is the first time I've seen something so ____!" "By the way, I wonder about how big your brother's thing is..." "I think a little bit shorter than that." "Eh?" "!" "You're lying, right?" "!" "____." "Health and Phys Ed for 30 Year-Olds" ""How to have an advantageous conversation about popular works"" "Thank you, everybody, for coming here today." "(God echo)" "The objective is to get our targets to ____, and because of their similarities this is a goal that can be achieved!" "Daigorou!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Are you listening to what I'm saying?" "We're making plans today!" "Plans!" "Excuse me." "I'd like four draft beers and a snack plate, please." "You!" "Are you forgetting what we're here to do?" "!" "Onee-chan, why don't you say something?" "I'm sorry for the wait, I brought your beer." "Excuse me." "I'd like to see the breastike certain body parts, and I hear oppai}" "I want to have this banana." "Mango!" "Mango!" "This is the perfect choice for Gods!" "Ah-haha!" "Eh?" "So they're not there, either?" "They were enthusiastic about the meeting, so they left." "I wonder if they're getting excited?" "It's because they're doing it for us." "How would you like to have some of my cooking this time?" "That sounds good." "Like I said, It's not like all I do is work all the time!" "Got it?" "I understand." "I understand." "So will you please stop drinking that?" "Shut up!" "I want to be in love, too!" "Even though I am in love right now." "Pii-chan, that's disgusting!" "You little impudent...!" "I feel sick..." "If you're going to throw up, do it in the toilet!" "I can't... hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next time:" "Sailor outfit and a blow-up wife" "What are you doing, Macaron-kun?" "I'm cooking rice porridge, Master!" "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." ""Share your time together"" "You fool!" "No matter what human methods you try, it won't help!" "I can certainly say that cooking rice porridge on the forehead and eating it is the right remedy for when a God catches a cold, though." "If I can lower my temperature while replenishing and raising my energy, it's definitely a God-like idea!" "Oh, is that so?" "Rather, what is "dechu"?" "You should be more careful, because you're ill." "It's almost done, all right?" "Okay, okay." "Isn't this a different kind of illness?" "Hello?" "Uh, yes, yes." "No, no." "I don't mind at all." "Onee-chan, what are you eating?" "What is that, ____?" "Yes, that's right." "Yes." "Well, then." "Take care." "Onee-chan!" "So, what was that call about?" "It seems Daigorou caught a cold." "So even Gods can catch colds?" "You won't catch one unless you're careless." "He's too lively." "He lacks the self-awareness of a God." "Right, Onee-chan?" "Kuu-chan?" "Yes, hello?" "By any chance, did the radio waves reach you before the phone?" "Is that right?" "In that case, maybe I should go as well?" "Yes, yes." "Is that so?" "No, no." "It's not like that." "Well, then." "Take care." "Pii-chan, it's terrible!" "Macaron-kun caught a cold, too." "Eh?" "!" "Macaron, too?" "He needs to make rice porridge, so our date tomorrow is cancelled." "I guess it can't be helped." "Goddess costume!" "Huh?" "I'll nurse them, so make sure to go on your date." "Eh?" "Eh?" "We came from Heaven so that things would go well for you, Na-chan." "How could we allow them to get in the way of your date?" "Really." "Don't they have any perspective as gods?" "Geez!" "Why are you all sick like that?" "You're such a kid!" "Pii-chan, do your best!" "Health and Physical Education for 30 Year-Olds!" "Kin~" ""If you get into a fight"" "Ah~" "Is it tasty?" "I like scallions more than green onions." "Also, for a little flavour, I'd like some soy sauce." "Okay..." "And for the finishing touch, put in a raw egg and let it cook from the heat thoroughly." "You still have a long way to go." "I just want to give up!" "Hurry, pick up!" "Hurry, pick up!" "Hurry, pick up!" "Yes, hello?" "Oh, Na-chan?" "What is it?" "Huh?" "You got into a fight?" "You broke up?" "!" "No, no, that's not right. ne line... made by best guess}" "Wait a minute." "What do you mean?" "Imagawa-san broke up with me." "He's a virgin, and yet he broke up with you?" "Okay, Na-chan." "Bring Imagawa and come back here..." "I want a second helping." "Nii-chan, it's too soon for..." "Just be quiet and sleep!" "She's mad at me." "Shut up!" "Stop being noisy!" "You..." "You're just a virgin, yet you're causing all this trouble?" "And now, after all this, you don't want to get rid of it?" "!" "You've got some guts!" "You're just an ordinary ____!" "To begin with, you're just a useless bastard, aren't you?" "!" "Wait a second!" "The thing Andou-san is talking about that I don't want to get rid of is this!" "Eh?" "I don't understand why I have to get rid of this!" "Is that right?" "Because that's a fake girlfriend, isn't it?" "When you have me as a real girlfriend, why do you need that?" "Andou-san is Andou-san." "Momoko is just Momoko." "I can't allow anything to interfere with that." ""Momoko"?" "!" "You call me by my family name, and what's more, you add -san." "Why don't you use Momoko-san?" "!" "Because Momoko is Momoko." "You said "Momoko" again!" "Well, she doesn't have a family name, so I don't have a choice, do I?" "In the first place, she's wearing a sailor outfit." "Just how old is Momoko?" "Anyway, I'm just a 30 year old virgin!" "The way you're speaking..." "That's what I am, too, you know?" "Shut up..." "You should make the best of..." "So noisy." "I'm trying to sleep." "That's not my intention!" "Do you have good intentions?" "Is it wrong for me to have good intentions for it?" "I didn't say it was wrong, did I?" "Now, now, you two..." "Pii-chan?" "I caught their cold this fast?" "Pii-chan?" "Kuu-chan?" "What's wrong?" "Pii-chan is..." "Another helping." "That's no good, no good." "Is she all right?" "Hmph." "Health and Physical Education for 30 Year-Olds." ""Ideal and reality"" "After that day when I fought with Andou-san, how should I get in contact?" "Call?" "Text?" "Or maybe by letter?" "Or if she gets in touch, how should I respond?" "Must I send a letter or have a discussion?" "Should I act as if nothing ever happened?" "I'm afraid both to wait for and to make contact." "I'm going on a journey for a while." "Please don't search for me." "Imagawa Hayao." "Right now, I'm in the Sahara Desert!" "Well, honestly, I just wanted to go outside of town." "Truthfully, going would be terrible." "Imagawa Hayao..." "Eh?" "Superintendent?" "!" "I received a duel request from the desert Virgin King, so I went there." "I finished the match I was in and came here." "Of course, it was a complete victory for me." "I wonder exactly what kind of battle that was..." "Young man, Imagawa." "Ask freely." "What?" "Would you like to inherit this virgin power?" "What...?" "The true path of a virgin, depended on by virgins, for the sake of virgins!" "Will you come with me?" "We shall bring forth the virgin power dwelling within you." "That is the proof that you're the legendary virgin only seen once every hundred years." "Stand as the Virgin King!" "Change your loneliness into strength and stand as the Virgin King!" "We are virgins for certain, and we chosen men must be able to join together!" "Like a virgin!" "Woo!" "Like a virgin!" "Woo!" "Like a virgin!" "Woo!" "Health and Physical Education for 30 Year-Olds." "Hyah!" ""The borderline of infidelity"" "Oh, not there..." "I wonder what's so good about her..." "Momoko." "I really don't want to lose to her." "Andou Natsu!" "Momoko!" "(Andou Natsu, 30 Years Old, Virgin Momoko, Blow-up wife)" "Cooking showdown!" "(Cooking showdown!" ")" "Fight!" "Go on, Imagawa-san." "Enjoy your meal." "Wow!" "It looks delicious!" "But I like this better." "Eh?" "!" "Eh, what is this?" "Blow-up wife." "Yay!" "Yay!" "(I don't have breasts like that...)" "You lose!" "That's wrong!" "That's wrong!" "Let me see..." "Let me see..." "Cleaning showdown!" "(Andou Natsu, born with eyebrows Momoko, All-purpose fake human style ____)" "Fight!" "Amazing!" "It's nothing special." "That's really amazing, Momoko-chan!" "Eh?" "She's sucking up garbage with incredible force!" "This is already beyond a human!" "Amazing!" "It's too amazing, Momoko-chan!" "As I thought, you should be my lover!" "Eh?" "!" "You lose!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "That's not possible!" "Let's see..." "Let's see..." "Swimming showdown!" "(Andou Natsu, Tiny breasts" " A cup Momoko, Huge breasts" " I cup)" "Fight!" "Momoko-san can't swim!" "(Can't swim)" "All right." "(Neither can you)" "I might be able to win like this." "(Neither can you)" "Eh?" "!" "Momoko!" "No matter what I do, I can't win..." "Momoko-san..." "It isn't infidelity." "I'm just a float." "What am I doing...?" "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next time:" "Macaron and Onee-sama!" "50 years ago..." "Don't you think that's enough?" "Just give up and cast aside your virginity." "No matter how you struggle, it's futile." "Because you humans cannot defy the Gods." "Aha~" "I'm not so sure about that." "Is that right...?" "Here!" "Why are you raising your hands?" "Virgins of the world!" "Lend me your virginity!" "He sure is in a good mood, don't you think?" "That he is!" "What is that?" "!" "Something like that is impossible!" "Besides, that's not suitable for you!" "Your words are useless!" "I will continue to create my Virgin Ball!" "10-Fist Style:" "Final Secret technique!" "Take this!" "Virgin Ball!" "Defeated..." "And that's how the legend began..." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds" ""Muscle training"" "Well done." "10-Fist Style, technique one:" "Lonely Night!" "(First technique:" "Lonely Night)" "10-Fist Style, technique two:" "Silent Night!" "(Masturbation Recommendation)" "You've gotten good at this, Imagawa." "Master!" "Now is the time for me to teach you the final 10-Fist technique!" "Yes!" "Oh..." "Ah..." "Wow!" "Na-chan!" "Just come out of there already!" "Do you intend to be a shut-in forever?" "If all you eat is snacks, you'll ruin your body." "Imagawa should come back soon enough." "I don't care." "Just leave me alone!" "I'm fine..." "So..." "Na-chan?" "!" "Nii-chan, is it really okay to not look for Imagawa?" "That's what he wants." "Just leave it alone." "Oh..." "Oh." "Oh?" "Hello?" "Ah, what is it?" "Yeah." "Really?" "!" "Then, I'll talk to you later." "Nii-chan, I'm going shopping for things to make dinner." "Hmph." "Every single one of them..." "Virgins of the world!" "Lend me your virginity!" "It appeared!" "Oh!" "It appeared, Master!" "Magnificent." "He's become able to create a Virgin Ball in such a short time!" "Just as I thought, he hasn't failed to meet my expectations." "For certain, Imagawa Hayao is the true Virgin King!" "Health and Physical Education for 30 Year-Olds!" ""The effect of making a mistake"" "I'm coming in!" "Hey!" "Why are you making a big deal of it?" "I'm sunbathing." "You're not supposed to do that from inside a house, are you?" "I don't hear Imagawa complaining." "Ah, I see." "And?" "You're not going to look for him?" "That's what he wants." "What about you?" "It's over." "What should I do?" "Macaron will be coming home..." "He's out shopping right now." "Blush-blush." "I am the Virgin Prince!" "This is the beginning of a great thing." "This is the birth of a new power to bring forth the era of the virgins!" "In this age of darkness," "I will face the darkness head on, and like this, the darkness will be destroyed." "Open your eyes, Imagawa!" "Hm?" "Who are you?" "Imagawa, what are you doing in a place like this, looking like that?" "Hurry up and come back!" "Try to be a man!" "You..." "Listen well!" "My name is Virgin Prince!" "I am the one who watches over virgins!" "What are you saying?" "I don't understand what you mean." "You are too narrow-minded to understand my reason." "Imagawa, Nii-chan and everybody are waiting for you..." "I have no need for Gods!" "Come on!" "I don't understand the reason!" "Are you really a Sex God?" "I can tell you have your virginity." "Calling a kid who hasn't even hit puberty a God of Sex is laughable." "Imagawa..." "Oh, it looks like I was exactly right." "Ah!" "No!" "Stop!" "Hey!" "Stop it!" "Hey, come on!" "Show me!" "Ah!" "My eyes!" "What?" "Ah!" "Oh?" "I'm okay... now." "Kuu Nee-chan?" "Sorry for making you worry!" "You!" "How dare you interfere!" "I won't let you get away with that!" "Ah!" "Virgin punch..." "Stop stuttering around!" "Also, the virgin over there!" "Listen up well!" "You're not bad, just inexperienced." "Now, shall we go home and take a bath together, Macaron-chan?" "Huh?" "Who's a Virgin Prince...?" "Why did it come to be like this?" "Andou-san..." "Imagawa-san." "That's right." "I got into a fight with Andou-san and ran away..." "I came to a place like this... because of that." "I want to go see her..." "Andou-san." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds" "Our Virginity shall always stay strong!" ""How do I apologise after a fight?"" "I suppose he should be arriving soon." "I wonder if he got any souvenirs?" "There is no way that guy would get something like that." "It is Imagawa, after all." "At any rate, it looks like they're giving them out over there." "Didn't you get one?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "I said, didn't you" "I don't know what you're talking about." "I wonder if they'll come soon." "Yeah." "After helping them" "Ahn~" "Sorry to keep you waiting." "You're late." "It was horrible." "Hm?" "No!" "Stop!" "It's impossible!" "Impossible!" "I don't want to, so stop this." "Nii-chan, who is that?" "!" "Andou Natsu." "It's huge!" "It's because day after day, all she did was stay in and eat." "Incredible!" "She looks like a completely different person." "I'm going home!" "Nii-chan, Andou ran away!" "Andou-san." "You're mistaking me for someone else." "You're still Andou-san." "Did you come here to greet me?" "You're mistaking me for someone else." "As I thought, you're still angry." "I'm sorry." "But I wanted to see you, so I came here to start over." "Imagawa-san..." "But I became this fat..." "Aren't you disgusted?" "Andou-san is Andou-san." "Andou-san is Andou-san." "The Andou-san who I love." "Imagawa-san..." "I know that suddenly disappearing was really selfish, but I want to be together with Andou-san after all!" "Please start over with me one more ti" "Do you know how worried I was?" "!" "If you're going to say you love me, then please don't go anywhere by yourself!" "When you went, I thought for sure you were going to ask me to come along with you!" "Yes, I promise." "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Next Time:" "My Graduation!" "Andou-san?" "Yes?" "It's so erotic..." "As I thought, Andou-san is..." "Today, Andou-san and I will finally...!" "Ah!" "Today is my graduation!" "(Certificate:" "Third year, class B Imagawa Hayao.)" "What should I do?" "There's only one futon for the two of us." "It must be what I thought, after all." "It must be!" "Oh!" "Lucky underwear is modestly sexy!" "(On the first night with him:" "The method for choosing underwear that won't tear)" "I love you, Andou-san!" "Please take care of me." "I love Imagawa-san, too." "Please take care of me." "Please take care of me." "No, no." "Take care of me." "Take care of me." "Take care of me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Me." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds boku ga te no notte, ichiban suki na kimi ni kimochi wo tsutaetai I want to use both hands to convey feelings to you, the person who I love the most." "chimi de bukiryou konna boku dakedo, kimi ni kotoba wo todoketai Our roots may not be strong, but I want these words to reach you." "onaji jikan no naka sukoshi zutsu atarashii kimi wo shiru tabi ni At the same time, you're on a journey to understand the new you, little by little." "mune no oku kara kirakira hikari ga afuredasu From the bottom of my heart, a sparkling light is overflowing." "ano oto ga ita yousei ga hontou juu ikazu nani KISU o shite The sound of fairies is all around as we kiss." "yume sou teratametete yume ja nai It's shining as if it's a dream, but it's not a dream." "donna kagiru hazu demo ashiyou No matter what limitations there are, we're meant to be." "Health and Physical Education for 30 year olds" "We're back!" "Congratulations on graduating!" "Huh?" "Eh?" "Congratulations!" "(Graduation from virginity)" "Like the wind which blows gently," "I can feel the breath of life, and today, it certainly was a long road." "For a year, you learned together and played together." "We were always with you in happy times, and in painful times." "Imagawa Hayao, 30 years old..." "Andou Natsu, 30 years old..." "Congratulations on graduating!" "Hey, hey!" "So how did it go?" "Good for you!" "Congratulations!" "You finally did it!" "Good job!" "I'm sorry!" "We couldn't do it." "Huh?" "When it came time..." "We were too nervous." "I wasn't able to get it up!" "Huh?" "!" "Are you an idiot?" "!" "You're definitely an idiot, aren't you?" "!" "You ____!" "What are you doing, Na-chan?" "!" "You weren't able to get it up?" "Didn't we teach you how to ____?" "I'm sorry..." "Listen up!" "If you don't ____, we can't return to heaven!" "Eh?" "You can't return?" "Until you get rid of your virginity, I can't return to heaven." "Can't return." "Eh?" "!" "I'm going to follow you everywhere until you get rid of your virginity!" "What?" "!" "Oh..." "There's that, too." "That's right." "How nostalgic." "It is, isn't it?" "You idiot!" "Get out!" "Don't come back until you ____!" "I completely forgot that they would leave." "So did I." "I thought they would be together with me forever." "When the time comes to say goodbye, it'll be sad, won't it?" "It will be..." "Won't it?" "Then how about we don't ____?" "If we don't, then they'll be with us forev" "No!" "I want to have a baby." "What's with that expression?" "Just a little longer, and we'll be returning to heaven." "That's true, but..." "It says in the God manual to not become too attached to the target." "Well it infected me, so it can't be helped, can it?" "Our goal is to help our target achieve ____." "There's no need to make that face." "You can relax, because they can't do it, right?" "I'll be so lonely!" "Hello?" "Yes." "Yes." "Eh?" "I understand." "Hello?" "Yes." "Yes." "Understood." "All right." "We can't help but worry about it." "At any rate, we should go talk to them at least once." "There might be a way for them to not return." "That's right, isn't it?" "They are Gods, after all." "Huh?" "You got fired?" "!" "Some time ago, I was contacted by my boss." "It seems they've made the judgement that no matter how long I stay here, there will be no results." "I got a call, too." "I got fired for the same reason." "Well, Heaven is in a depression, too." "Heaven sounds surprisingly like reality..." "Even Gods..." "If we aren't Gods, we're just normal people..." "And so, we'll be in your care now." "Of course, so will we." "Even though being fired is the reason, honestly, I'm kind of relieved." "That's imprudent, Imagawa-san." "Sorry." "But..." "I'm also relieved." "They're already like family." "That's right, isn't it?" "Like family." "Eh?" "Family?" "When we're all together, it's fun, isn't it?" "By everyone, do you mean...?" "Eh?" "Well..." "Um..." "Andou-san?" "Yes?" "Well..." "Should we have a welcome party?" "Eh?" "Didn't you say it before?" "That you wanted to try my cooking?" "So for that reason, I'll make sure to do that." "For a welcome party." "That's a good idea!" "We should definitely do it!" "Yeah..." "I'd like to thank everybody for taking the time from their busy schedules to come to this welcome party." "Today's wait the end of today" "Ah..." "That's enough of that, just start right now." "Yeah!" "Bring out the food!" "Let me eat some of Andou's home-made cooking!" "It's delicious, right?" "It looks bad, but it's delicious." "It's amateurish, and it doesn't look good at all." "Wait a second!" "It doesn't sound like you're complimenting me." "Maybe I shouldn't make dinner any more." "I'm sorry Na-chan!" "Please, anything but that!" "Come on!" "Just start already!" "I haven't eaten anything since morning." "Yes, yes." "Just wait for a little bit, please." "Oh, I'll be helping out, too." "I'm happy they're having a party for us, but what should I do now?" "I feel bad for staying here and having Na-chan take care of me." "Hey." "What should I do?" "For now, I have to look for a job." "For now, there's no need to worry about money." "I have some savings." "Hey." "Aren't you misunderstanding?" "What?" "It's time to return to Heaven." "Ow, ow, ow." "Are you all right, Imagawa-san?" "That's what happens when you're careless." "What are you joking about?" "Come on." "Show me." "Oh, yeah." "Go back?" "What are you talking about?" "He's talking about this." "Uh?" "Why?" "Why?" "Didn't we get fired?" "Oh, that was a lie." "A lie?" "Okay, with this, you'll be fine." "Oh!" "Didn't I say to make your left hand like a cat's paw?" "I'm sorry." "For those two, it's just a matter of time." "My order was to return to Heaven at once." "We were instructed to return because our objective was complete." "If we objected, they would force us to return." "That's why the phone disappeared then." "Hey!" "Onee-chan!" "Why didn't you say anything?" "Yeah!" "That's cruel!" "Uh?" "I said it, didn't I?" "If you make that kind of face, those two won't be able to relax." "You did say that..." "Hey, Macaron-kun, do you hate spicy things?" "I made a mistake with the amount of chilli pepper." "I'm sorry, Macaron-kun." "Imagawa!" "No, it's all right." "Macaron doesn't like or hate it." "I like it, though." "Yeah!" "Thank goodness." "I'm really sorry." "Don't worry about it." "Hey, I want to say goodbye properly..." "I'll leave it up to you." "I'm not good with goodbyes." "Oh, that's right." "Pii-chan hates bell peppers." "Ah, Daigorou doesn't like carrots, either." "I hope for both of you to find happiness." "hora!" "Look now!" "soko made CHANCE ga sematte kiteru You've come this far, so grab your chance!" "nanika ga kawarisou na sonna yokan shichau I have a feeling as if something's wrong." "hakushi no NOTE chotto zutsu umetekeba Burying everything slowly in a blank note... sore de ii n ja nai kana ...is all right, isn't it?" "yukkuri susumeba ii It's okay to move forward slowly." "mawari no hanashi wo kiku to There's no way I'll... aserl ga nai wake ja nai kedo ...listen to you, yoshuu no junbi wa OK but we're prepared for the lesson." "Yeah!" "saigo no jikan sugosu tame ni Bring back your old strength futari no kore kara ga before it's too late shiawase na mirai mukaerareru you ni saisho kara and we meet with unhappiness." "ippo ippo hajimeyou hitori ja dekinai yo We'll do it step by step if you can't manage alone." "koyubi karame A kara hajimeyou yo From that strength we'll start futari dake no jugyou the lesson only for us." "Papa!" "Who are these people?" "Hm?" "Ah." "Those are papa and mama's important friends." "Eh?" "I want to meet them, too." "Eh?" "Uh..." "I think it's better if you don't meet them." "Papa!" "Daigorou!" "Dinner is ready!" "Ah." "Mama is calling for us." "Yeah!" "(If you do nothing, there will never be a chance!" ")" "Graduation!" "Congratulations!"