"Funny how life is." "Where there's black, there's white." "Where there are tears, there's laughter." "When someone prospers, someone becomes broke." "I'll do anything..." "Huh?" "Sell soft drinks?" "Hehe.." "When someone wants me dead, I will live..." "He's such an old chap, you still want me to entrap him?" "He..." "He..." "Help!" "Help please!" "Bloody old fart, sprint like a kid!" "Cocaine?" "!" "Pl.." "Please..." "Don't torture me..." "I..." "I'll tell you what..." "Yo..." "You..." "You, you, you, what!" "Bloody what!" "Oh oh..." "I..." "I know..." "I'll pay you with... 4 digits ... .." "Just pass him the damn drink, and we'll sort the rest out..." "Then, kid, you get 500 bucks." "Deal?" "Shit!" " What'?" "You almost torched my face!" " Wimp!" "You are as dumb as you look!" " Hurry up!" "So... the four numbers he gave us..." "think they'll strike the lottery?" "Damn straight they will... as soon as he's dead..." " Sure?" "Dude, of course..." "Once he's dead, he'll become immortal!" "Help!" "Ah!" "Ouch!" "Why?" "Sweetheart..." "What's up...?" "Damn, bitch!" "Keep your orgasm down!" "Hey!" "I just dreamt of my father-in-law!" "I dreamt of my grandpa!" "I think I dream my father leh..." "Lao Gao?" "Eh." "He got give you 4D numbers or not?" "Did he give you any auspicious numbers?" "Besides Dad, there were these two guys..." "Two - no, three men were chasing him!" "It's a little hazy, maybe there were three guys..." "Like that..." "Chased by two or three guys..." "Really?" "We'd better go buy... 2121 or 3131!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Shit no!" "That old bastard..." "Said squat when he was alive..." "Now dead still doesn't say a damn thing!" "You're one to talk." "Since when were you nice to his family?" "How he wished his son never married you!" "Like I wanted to be part of his family!" "Hi Ma'am, would you like your hair coloured today?" "Steve, please wash her hair first." "[The results of today's "4D" lottery are...]" "Will I be caught?" "1-2-0-3" "What's taking so long?" "Oh my god..." " [And for the first prize, the winning number is...] 9-2-8-2" "Hey boy!" "Opps..." "Sorry, sorry..." " Get over here!" "Look at my hair, it's green!" "What's the problem?" "Wasabi, take a look." "Now my hair looks like wasabi!" "I thought green is cool..." "it's trendier isn't it?" "Its okay, our little friend doesn't quite understand." "Look here boy, if you do something wrong, just admit it." "Don't waste your potential and even more so, don't waste my time." "Wasabi, You know my heart isn't good, I don't like to lose my temper." "Just wash the colour out." "XiaoXu!" "Remove your earphones!" "Boss, maybe green really isn't so bad... makes you seem more sensitive..." "XiaoXu, haven't you said enough?" "!" "Don't listen;" "listen but don't understand;" "understand but don't ask...!" "Well, if green hair is so trendy, why don't you have it?" "I'm not the one that doesn't come across sensitive..." "Uncle..." "Uncle..." "Brother did a bad thing..." "Don't want to say sorry..." "He's bad, bad, bad!" "I don't like him!" "I don't want him!" "I really don't want him!" "I don't want I don't want I don't want..." "Tell him to go away." "Go away!" "Now!" "Sir?" "!" "My inhaler..." " Inhaler?" "!" "I forgot to bring..." " Forgot to bring?" "!" "Come here!" "You, go to my house, get my inhaler..." "Er..." " Hurry up, go!" "Don't touch anything in my study..." " Don't touch anything!" "And..." "Don't you even dare touch the altar!" " Don't touch the altar!" "One more thing..." "My maid is new, don't scare her." "Ok..." "Come on, hurry up!" "Hey?" "Anyone home?" "I'm here to get medicine for your boss." " Who you?" "You know... inhaler..." " No no no no... (Sir's brother is here)" "He's having an asthma attack!" "You understand?" "Asthma!" " (Go away!" ")" "Asthma attack!" "You understand?" "Asthma!" " No Sex!" "No Sex!" "Inhaler for asthma, you understand?" "Asthma!" "Without it he dies!" "Come on!" "Why can't you get it?" "!" " No Sex!" "No Kiss!" "Why so scared?" "!" " Mai tai!" "(Cannot!" ")" "Asthma attack, understand?" "!" "Why you..." " (No sex!" "No please!" ")" "(Oh my goodness...)" " Why so scared?" "!" "Oih dai..." "Mai tail (My goodness..." "Cannot!" ")" "The inhaler...!" "There it is!" "Give it to me!" "Why can't you get it..." "(Oh my goodness!" "Oh shit!" ")" "Silly boy you..." "Finally..." "Glad you're okay." "You really scared me there, boss." "Sir, your inhaler..." " Sorry for the trouble!" "Who knew I had another inhaler in my pocket?" "Really sorry about that." "If you were our saviour, we'd all be dead by now." "All these people... don't listen, don't do, don't understand or ask..." "Give him a break..." "After you ask, you do but do wrongly..." "I'll discuss the three biggest mistakes about the place of wealth." "One, the place of wealth can't be empty or your pockets will be empty." "Two, no fans in the position of wealth." "Your money will be blown away." "Three, no windows in the area or your wealth will not be secure." "I will now take questions from the floor." " Master!" "Master!" "Master, my girlfriend had a dream of her grandfather last night..." "Yes, my grandfather used to read fortunes at Middle Road..." " Aiya!" "Quiet, you!" "Let me get to the point!" "In her dream, he was pursued by three gangsters." "Does this mean..." "We should buy 3131?" "3?" "The number you should be concerned about is 4!" "Doesn't my father count too?" "And he was stuffed into a sack, alive!" "Er..." "Master, so... ah... umm..." "What numbers must we buy ah?" "Er..." "Guarantee can strike one anot?" "Ingrates!" "Your numbers are a mess!" "Actually, I saw it most clearly..." "Those gangsters tied a loop in the rope, just like a zero..." "Then they stuck my father-in-laws head in..." "His head, also like a zero..." "So I'm thinking, should it be zero-zero, or two zeroes to form... an "B"?" "You guys are... one family?" "Hey!" "What the hell are you doing?" "!" "Might you have... any money..." "to lend me?" "I happen to have $500!" "Hehehe..." "Gee thanks!" "But I didn't say I was gonna lend you." "Hey!" "How dare you?" "All I was asking for was some change." "I hope a tank or lorry squashes you and your motorbike!" "Motorbikes are so yesterday." "We're going to get a Lamborghini!" "What?" "You're going to raise this ingrate?" "And you, happy to be a... . . kept boy?" "Well, I guess you're happy being a whore?" "Kept boy, whore - any difference?" "You're both in the flesh trade." "You should both crap on each other inside the toilet, not out here." "Wow, such holiness coming from a butch like you." "Well at least I respect myself enough not to sell my body!" "Hey...!" "Shh..." "Shh..." "We've got some from China...!" "Splendid...!" "Awesome!" "A couple from China!" "Last time, there was an Indian couple..." "And once it got dark, all we saw was... a set of teeth." "Then we put the video online and got flamed!" "Life is really like the ferris wheel..." "at times high, at times low..." "The only thing you can't tell is how fast the cycles are." "Look, if we can't make it here then we should go home." "Everyone is in China for business, but you're so clever to leave." "I'm not going back." "All my friends have made their fortunes, you know'?" "Why shouldn't I be the same?" "!" "What's the use in comparing?" "Some people are just born lucky." "Don't you know that life is all about luck and fengshui?" "I've had enough." "You have a week then I'm gone, alright?" "A week?" "That's all I got?" "I want you to make up your mind by your 25th birthday." "Peeping toms!" "Perverts?" "!" "You're such an ass!" " Let's go..." "Hey, hey..." "Stop!" "Don't walk straight in there!" "You might bump into unholy things..." "We have to take a slanted path!" "Isn't a slanted path more crooked and unholy?" "Watch your mouth." "What my fengshui master says can't be wrong!" "Dear grandfather, En En and I wish to pray to you." "We're wondering..." "That night, when you gave her a dream..." "What number did you really want her to buy...?" "You rotten scoundrel!" "How dare you pray to me for red numbers with empty hands?" "Listen up..." "When my stomach is empty, so will my mind be." "Show me food first!" "Your grandfather talks...?" "!" "Grandfather, please don't scare us!" "You're the one scaring me with this boyfriend of yours!" "Think we better go..." "Hahaha!" "Dad?" "!" "Oh my..." "Can you please grow up!" "Uncle, this is really too much." "Is that how you talk to your father?" "You really have too much time on your hands to pull crap like that!" "Crap, what?" "I was just testing you out..." "Aaaaaahhh!" "We are in deep shit..." "H..." "How is your grandfather...?" "Don't ask me, ask him!" "You, look...!" "No, no I can't..." "Anyone...?" "You look!" "it's your grandfather!" "He's your father, you look!" "Okay... everyone, open your eyes at the count of three, Okay?" "Here we go..." "One..." "Two..." "Three...!" "Precious...!" "Master... isn't it precious...?" "If not a hundred grand, at least ten grand?" " Ten thousand?" "Have you been to the beach at Chang?" "Master, what do you mean?" "There are many like these at the beach." "If not a hundred thousand... at least ten thousand of them!" "What?" "You mean this is not a holy relic?" "Seriously Master, maybe you should examine it a bit more closely?" "Your head needs examining." "Obvious fake." "Holy relic?" "Whatever..." "Could it be..." "Grandfather/Dad is not dead?" "Look, Master..." "Five years ago, father was invited to Kuala Lumpur to open a temple..." "But he met his fate with a car accident." "And "Sayonora", he was gone..." "Then the police gave us the urn, which we kept at the Crematorium..." "This really gives "dead and gone" a new meaning..." "Can you confirm that this is an utterly useless stone?" "Double confirm!" "What the...!" "Who is the rude asshole?" "Throwing stones at people?" "!" "Er..." "Master, I have some urgent business to attend to..." "Yes, me too." "We have some business to do... now..." " Hey?" "All of you..." "Oh, did the stone hit you?" "Oh, can't you see that I am pissed?" " Please calm down..." "To be honest..." "you don't look in the best of spirits..." "There are so many people out there but the stone hit you and not them?" "If you want to blame anyone, blame yourself and your lousy luck." "Enough please." "He already doesn't feel well..." " Sorry, Master." "Master?" "Do you read fortunes here?" "I've had nothing but bad luck, can you have a look?" "Give me your palm." " Like this, left for males, right for females." "What's your name?" "It's pronounced "Shee Siao Shee"." ""Shee Siao Shee"?" "it's what little kids say when they need to pee..." "Birthday?" " I'm born in the year of the rooster." "September 9th." "What time were you born?" " Er... 6:58 in the morning." "Poor you." "That's when farmers slaughter chickens." "You unlucky chicken." "How did this happen..." "Oh maybe, you should ask your mother?" "You were born in the rabbit's hour..." "Rabbits and roosters clash." "Three minutes later, it would have been the dragon's hour..." "And your fate would be completely different..." "What's wrong?" "Damnit!" "My mum was a gambling fanatic!" "She frantically pushed me out so she could go play mahjong!" "You don't say..." " I kid you not..." "Maybe come back another day." "Bad name, bad birth, bad all around..." "The gods... they so unfair!" "Aiya!" "You're unbelievable!" "Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to do it!" " It's okay, you can go..." "Make an appointment to come back another day." " Really, I didn't mean to do it, sorry..." "Something else?" " One of the pieces fell outside the shop, Master." "Hold it there." "You may be unlucky but you seem honest..." "Well, this is our destiny." "Let's have a closer look at your fortune..." "Well, you do seem to have a window of opportunity this year..." "Around the 9th of September, your 25th birthday!" "Window of opportunity?" "Really?" "How long?" "Only three years?" "Just three months?" "Three minutes." "Three minutes?" "!" "A trip to the toilet will take more than three minutes!" "Tough, but it's Heaven's will..." "Jackie Chan, Jet Li get 30 years of fortune and I get 3 minutes?" "Wait, you also have a benefactor..." " Really?" "Who?" "So September 9th, 12 noon, I'll get a windfall?" "That accurate, huh?" "Spot on!" "I recall the last time you predicted..." "March 3rd, 2pm..." "I would meet a benefactor." "Well, that didn't quite happen." "You forget you were in Bangkok and there's an hour time difference..." "If you were in Singapore, your fate would be very different." "Is that so?" "Why should I lie?" "Look at your wealth." "Who's been supporting you?" "Gee thanks!" "But don't you think that your support would mean nothing... if I wasn't born with fortune in my stars?" "It is pretty weird." "How did he end up as a stone...?" "My sentiments exactly." "Hmmmm..." " Hmmmm..." "Hmm...?" " Hmm...?" "Hmmmm..." " Hmmmm..." "Hmm...?" " Hmm...?" "Hmmmm..." " Hmmmm..." "Stop grunting will you?" "You sound like you're constipated!" "According to my years of experience..." "There are only three possible explanations." "One..." "Lao Gao isn't dead." "He's gone into hiding and doesn't want to give you all any more money!" "Possible..." "Number two?" "Two, your husband, your daughter are scheming together to swindle you." "Yes!" "They're the opposition party, always ganging up on me..." "What's number three?" "Lao Gao is dead and gone to who knows where?" "Oooh..." "That feels good..." "Hey?" "!" "Dad?" "So what lucky numbers do you have for me?" "Quick, it's almost daybreak..." "Arrgghh!" "Stop squeezing my face...!" "Stop, stop, stop..." "Arrgghh..." "Stop squeezing my face..." "Ouch..." "What is it..." "So freaking loud!" "I dreamt of Lao Gao again..." "He seemed a little angry and squeezed my face..." "But I think he was trying to give me numbers to buy..." "Five fingers..." "One face..." "Isn't that... 5151...'?" "Maybe it's 5511...?" "1155...?" "That's a lot of fives..." "Walk away, my tears start; till next time, my sweetheart..." "Still remember?" "This was your favourite song..." "I have three words to say to you..." "Money, money money!" "Give me back my freakin' money!" "Goodness, one look at you and the God of Fortune will die of fright." "One look at your black heart and the God of Fortune will walk away!" "Your hands pray but your mouth insults." "Hell would love you!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Stop right there!" "Give me back my money!" "You devil!" "Stop right there!" "You stop there!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Crazy bitch!" "We' re divorced and I have nothing to do with you!" "What's up there?" " Mind your own business!" "So the fengshui master said you only had three days of fortune?" "Three days?" "All I have is three minutes!" " What?" "!" "Then why are we waiting til your birthday?" "Let's split up now!" "Do you have to be so blunt?" "!" " As if you don't know me?" "!" "Hey!" "That $3,000 you owe me has been squeezed out of me by disgusting men!" "I want my money back!" "Squeezed huh?" "Squeeze some milk in exchange, will you?" "Squeeze milk?" "Lam going to squeeze the life out of you!" "Stop right there!" "Stop!" "You..." "Hey!" "Open..." "Open the damn door!" "Bastard, you're not going anywhere!" "Get out now!" "Hey..." "Hey!" "Why do you have to be like that..." " Hey!" "Let's go... go..." "I..." "I can't do it..." "My legs and hands are weak, you drive..." "Useless bum!" "You saw a ghost?" "Sure..." "I am well-versed in supernatural matters... it's the truth." "The ghost was under the car that hit me!" "So scary!" "Scary?" "So the ghost asked you to take medical leave?" "I really got hit by a car!" "Show me where you got hit?" "Lam well-versed in trauma medicine..." "Hey uncle!" "Ah Hahahaha!" " Hey!" "Allow me to introduce to you..." "Miss Lorita!" "Master, nice to meet you!" "Behold the 85th reincarnation of the Golden Wheel Tibetan Gautama!" "She is fasting as part of the eight holy rituals so she can't speak." "Master Lorita, what do you think about our shop's fengshui?" "Er... she told me earlier to change all your faucets to gold ones!" "You know why?" "Because... a gold house is a prosperous house!" " Gold faucets...?" "Didn't that NK-something boss get into a bit of a bother... after he installed gold faucets..." "He didn't use my contractor!" "Need to use your contractor too...?" "Use the wrong person and your horoscopes will clash!" " Really...?" "!" "What the...!" "Er..." "Let's go!" "The fengshui here is terrible!" "Shee Siao Shee... from this day on, take as much leave as you want!" "We call this "fired" in Singapore!" "In Hong Kong, "go fry squids"!" "In China, "boil eggs"!" "I happen to be well-versed in linguistics..." "Ouch!" " Uh?" "What's up, sweetheart?" "Why did you put this kerosene lamp here?" "Lorita says this will add sizzle to our relationship!" "Sizzle?" "It almost burnt my foot!" "That proves that you are cold to romance!" "And that lantern... why do you stick it there so I always knock my head?" "Knocking your head is good... so you will be ahead in fortune!" "Why do you put cactus in there?" "A closet has Yin." "It attracts ghosts." "A cactus will balance things!" "But then I will get pricked by the cactus!" "Well, can't you just be a bit more careful?" "Can you stop putting all this nonsense around the room?" "I'm knocking my head or I'm bruising my foot!" "So that's lucky?" "Ouch!" "What did I tell you?" "That Lorita of yours, she's pulling some scam..." "She's better off called "Luan Luan Da" ("senseless talk" in Teochew)" "If shes really so fantastic, she wouldn't have stood there dumbly... and let that China boy spit on her cleavage!" "Ehhhhhh...!" "Don't you even dare!" "Don't you dare...!" "Argh!" "Get lost!" "You're so noisy!" "This is my home!" "You don't want to leave, huh?" "Then maybe I should go!" "But hear this, if I go, I am not coming back!" "So what?" "So what now?" "You go!" "Someone got chased out by her boyfriend... again." "Hey you, little girl." "Are you a woman from 1811 or 1911?" "How can you let a man climb over your head?" "1811?" "No, she's from 1118!" "C'mon, for today's women - it's about sticking out your chest, not enlarging your breast, get it?" "Stick out your chest?" "Bull shit!" "Excuse me, mind your own business." "Don't play play ah, you!" " Exactly..." "You're still siding with him?" "You are seriously hopeless... a woman with no brains is scarier than a woman with no boobs." "Come on, let's go." "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" " Yah, yah, yah!" "Let's shower..." " Gross..." "De..." "Dear...?" "Darling...?" "Darling...?" "Shiok Shiok?" "(Satisfying?" ")" "(Awesome...!" "Very satisfying...)" " Of course..." "It takes a gong and a mallet to produce a ring..." "I heard a "gong" sound." "Must be that idiot Octopussy." "God knows what he's doing... don't bother..." "Those two inside, they are both flat-shaped gongs..." "They brush each other but there's no ringing!" "Hehe... so unfortunate." "This one's worse..." "Bullied by your man even before you are married?" "What will become of you in the future, then?" "Little girl..." "Wake up!" "Can't wake up?" "That's your fate." "Sigh..." "Guess you're born with it..." "What the..." "You!" "Give it back!" " Don't hit me!" "Only borrowing." "I'll give it back to you, promise..." " Give it back... okay, here, I'm giving it back." "Forget it." "You eat it!" " You're worried about dirt?" "I've eaten." "You have it." "You know... there are two coffee shops downstairs..." "Uh-huh... business is pretty alright." "It was booming before!" " Really?" "They're my shops." "You're kidding me?" " I kid you not!" "But that's in the past..." "Listen up..." "I lost them to a woman and a bad guy." "Got swindled." "What?" "Don't you look at me that way." "No pity!" "Listen up..." "There are three types of people in this world:" "those that collect debt; those that repay debt... and the worst?" "those that owe debt!" "I am feeling pretty awesome because I am free of all my debt!" "Guess it makes some sense..." "Hehe..." " Hahaha..." "You treated me to food, I'll treat you to a drink..." " What's that?" "Beer...?" " Hehehe..." "Here!" "No thanks, really..." " What?" "Scared of dirt again?" "No, it's not that..." " Just drink..." "Sleepy but can't sleep..." " Can't sleep?" "Thinking of girls... or money?" " Both... ya" "Nutcase!" "Once you have money, you will have girls!" "Once you have girls, you will have no money!" "Kid, don't mock me!" "Still some left, you eat it..." "You seem like a decent chap..." "Get up!" "I'm going to take you to a special place." " Huh?" "Where?" "I'm gonna make you rich!" " Huh?" "What?" "Get rich!" "I'm not going to the casino..." " Well, neither am I!" "That's where the government gets rich, not us!" "Relax..." "I'll keep all your worries close to my heart." "Come..." "Keep my worries close to your heart..." "Yes..." "I will keep your worries... close to my heart!" "Let's go." " My worries close to heart..." "Where are we going?" "Keep... close to your heart..." "Two grown men here in the middle of the night..." "Three explanations..." "One:" "If you are bold enough, be grave robbers..." "Two:" "Maybe you have a heart and are paying respects to a loved one..." "But looking at the two of you, I think not!" "Ah!" "I know..." "Maybe the two of you... are coming here to get it on?" "Be quiet, hes here to find his fortune." "Fortune?" "He's bringing you here to find your fortune?" "In the world, China is the second richest!" "And you want more?" "Don't be so greedy..." " That's what he said..." "Oh..oh I know!" "I know what you're up to." "Brought a green bamboo stick?" "Why?" "To beat dogs?" "Stick that bamboo into the grave and the ghosts will give red numbers!" "Crazy!" "Get out, get out!" "I'm not driving you guys anymore!" "Trust my bad luck..." "I'm not driving you anymore!" "What are you waiting for?" "Get out!" "Ok Ok I'm shit scared now, please get out..." "I won't charge you anything..." "I'm going home!" "Please..." "Well, alright." "If he's not charging, then we've made some money!" "Let's go, we've reached." " Reached where?" "Where are we?" "Bro, seriously... where is this?" "Bro...?" "Where are we going...?" "Er... er... why are you standing still?" "Say something, will you?" "Seriously, don't scare me..." "I was just thinking... where my aunt lives." "I can't remember..." "Oh... your aunt lives here..." "My aunt is just like you, came here straight from China." "Oh... from China?" "Which part.) How is she?" "Shes been here a while, already a long term PR (Permanent Resident)." "Oh... that's nice!" "Hey stop!" "Don't move!" "What luck..." "My aunt... is right here..." "Your aunt...?" "!" "Sleep here..." "Spend a night with my aunt." "You won't regret it..." "I will keep all your worries close to my heart!" "You brought me here..." "to sleep with an old woman?" "Kid, watch your tongue!" "Aunt died young..." "She doesn't like be called an old woman!" "Sleeping with your aunt isn't right..." "I don't even know your aunt..." "Well..." "Spend the night together and you'll be friends!" "C'mon!" "I really appreciate your kindness..." "Thanks but no thanks..." "I'm going..." "Sleep or not?" "!" " You are nuts!" "I'm sleeping at home!" "Not here!" "You dare to go?" "!" " I'm gone!" "If you go, how will you prosper?" "Didn't the fengshui master say..." "you will get lucky before age 25?" "If you go, you will never prosper in your lifetime!" "How did you know?" "And your girlfriend gave you a deadline on your 25th birthday... to give her an assurance of financial security, if not, "bye bye"..." "You know that too?" "You once said you wouldn't make money in three ways..." "Yet you're not going to make the easy money of sleeping with Aunt?" "Not that I don't want to..." "I don't dare..." "You must even if you don't dare!" "You only have this one chance!" "Don't speculate in stocks, don't take short cuts, don't be greedy... but take this one chance!" "And if you do, you will have lots and lots of money..." "And you can also help me fulfill an important piece of business..." "C'mon now..." "C'mon..." " I..." "I can't do this..." "I can't..." " C'mon!" "Ahahahahahahaha~!" "Ahahahahahahahaha~!" "Ahahahaha~!" "Ahahahahahahaha~!" "Hehaha..." "Hehahahaha..." "Master..." "Oh!" "Hui Master, it's you!" "Shee Siao Shee, what are you doing here?" "A crazy nut tricked me..." "What do you want?" "We're doing a holy ritual, you'd better go..." "What in the heavens are you doing here?" "That crazy nut tricked me to sleep with an old woman!" "No, no it's not what you think..." "That old woman died 50 years ago!" "And he said this is my lucky break!" "Hmmm... that may be possible." "Your life is full of strange happenings." "Maybe you better go back." "But I don't dare..." "Can you come with me...?" "But I'm busy..." "You should go..." "Master, Hui Master, I'm scared!" "Fear not!" "Prosperity fears not theft;" "a large tree does not sway..." "The upright fears not the crooked." "Your life could turn around here." "Hui Master..." "Anyone born in the year of the horse, dragon or rooster... be gone!" "Rooster... that's me!" "Why are you still here?" "My grandfather loves to eat fried chicken..." "So you better go before he eats you up!" "Then you had better go." "I'm really going now... bless me..." "Bless me...!" "A shadow... you can't be a ghost, right?" " Sure..." "I'm no ghost so a ghost may not be in there either... why so scared?" "Let me tell you three things... it's hard to look for money;" "money looking for more money is easier..." "But the easiest is when money comes looking for you!" "Guess... that makes a little sense... it's late... go to sleep." "I'm thirsty..." "Not too much or you'll get eye bags!" " Where's this water from?" "I got it from Uncle over there." "What if I can't fall asleep?" "Can't sleep?" "Okay..." "I'll sleep with you." "No way, thanks." "Don't you go!" "Look carefully!" "What's that?" "Who is that person?" "Don't you go!" "Look carefully!" "Look carefully!" "Who is that person?" "What is the number?" "Don't open that door!" "Idiot!" "Can't even control his bladder!" "I wanted to make him rich, but now he has pissed his fortune away!" "Dawn already?" "Alright!" "I'm coming!" "What's the last number?" "No idea..." " What?" "Why are you such a dumb-ass?" "OK, I asked a friend to come here." "He'll teach us how to bet smart!" "Maybe 24 or 10 permutations..." "or 725-0 to 725-9 and strike it rich!" "How can it be so easy?" "Isn't that like giving money to the government?" "And that crazy nutcase also said, there's a rule, only one bet!" "I know all about that dream of yours..." "How could you screw up a simple dream?" "And you still need to pee..." "Can't you hold it in?" "Problem with your bladder?" " Yah!" "She said you were so smart, so why don't you tell me... what the fourth number is?" "Nutcase..." "Do you have the balls to listen?" " You're full of shit, talk!" "You have seen a ghost!" "Ghost?" "He was human, but a nutcase, just like you!" "Years ago, there was an old uncle Gao." "Everybody called him Lao Gao." "He read fortunes and gave quite a few people tips to make them rich!" "Then all of a sudden" " He was dead..." "What's he got to do with the nutcase?" "Where's your brain, you nutcase?" "You're the idiot!" "Sure as hell Lao Gao got into that nutcase's body... and took you to the cemetery!" "Then why did he choose me?" "'Cause you're dumb!" "7-2-5 is not a bad combination... but you couldn't get the last number." "Ain't that just dumb?" "You know what, Singaporeans can be a generous lot..." "Why don't we get them to donate a brain to you?" "Hui Master..." "Help me please..." "What should I 010...?" "The saying goes: "With time, fortune turns"..." "But you turn things in circles and turn a lucky break into a bad one!" "Didn't I say?" "One lifetime, you'll only have 3 minutes of luck..." "Why didn't you seize the opportunity?" "Can't hold your pee for 3 minutes and you want to get rich?" "Dream on!" "Forget it, don't think too much." "Work hard, do your best..." "What's yours will be yours..." "Qian Qian will surely go with that bookie..." "Okay..." "I'm gone..." "Hui Master, thanks..." "Hold on." "Your dreams were violent." "Maybe they are cautionary tales..." "Maybe you can do a good deed and warn the people in the dreams." "But I don't know who they are." " Guess that would be difficult..." "Oh... but that nutcase bookie did say..." "this matter... is related to a guy called Lao Gao..." "Shame there aren't men in the family." "For the daughter and sister... to hold the ashes and portrait is really improper!" "Aunty..." "What a man can do, a woman can too!" "He's dead...?" "!" "You... know my father?" " Didn't he die on the 7th floor landing?" "Yes, of a heart attack..." " No, no, no..." "He was peeping at an Indian woman and her husband..." "Then he was chased..." "Then he ran and ran and..." "What on earth are you talking about?" "You!" "I remember you!" "A a butterfly tattoo woman will strangle you!" "And you!" "Someone with a painted face will chop your head off!" "Hey!" "How dare you talk like that?" "!" "Are you looking to get beaten up?" "You..." "You have a butterfly?" "!" "What?" "You're saying that I'll kill her?" "You have some nerve!" "I'm not kidding!" "I saw it all." "Every one of you will die..." "Careful!" "Shut your bloody mouth!" " Stop!" "Stop!" "Isn't your father already dead?" "!" "That means what I say will come true!" "My father's dead, why do you still insult his name'?" " Right!" "Beat him!" " I'm telling you the truth!" "Ouch!" "Beat the crap out of him!" "Yeah!" "Keep beating!" "I'm serious that Siao Shee's dreams are layered with meaning." "His first dream was about your father who died on the 7th floor." "The second dream was about you..." "There was the number "2" on your handphone." "So what's the significance?" "The two of you..." "I know!" "Bisexual!" "So number two!" "So...?" "Then it's you..." "Lao Gads granddaughter." "Five cups in the dream." " What does that have to do with me?" "You are the swaying willow in the wind, muddling about your life." "You are not 1,2,3,4 and not 618,9." "You are a fence-sitting number 5!" "So true!" "Master you are right!" "She is exactly that type of a person " "One moment this, another moment that." "No idea whats on her mind!" "So what is the last number?" "Well... we have to put our minds together to figure it out." "Sorry I'm late..." "No problem." "Just got here too." "Poor you, all sweaty... - it's okay..." "Hey, I got you some buns!" " Thanks..." "I've already eaten..." "Then, why did you come here?" "I've something really important to tell you..." "If you have something to say, say..." "There're only two of us here..." "You can relax." "No one but me can hear what you say..." "I'm pretty relaxed..." "it's you guys that should be worried." "Worried about me?" "I'm worried about you!" " What does that mean?" "I think you know what the last number is and you're keeping it... so you can buy it secretly, right?" " Hey sister..." "Since I'm ""sis"", you wouldn't mind telling me what the last number is?" "Helloooo, it's me..." " What do you want?" "Who's that?" "En En's mother... most hated person..." "She must be careful!" "Bottom line, your whole family must be careful!" "You are really too much!" "Aren't we family...?" "How could you hide an insider's tip from me'?" "I can really help you... guess the last number!" "Really?" "So what is it?" " Yah, what is it?" "Number 3, of course!" "The first number is 7 because En En's father died on the 7th floor..." "The second number is you!" "Number 2!" "The third number is 5 for En En..." "So the last number must be me, number 3!" "Who said you were part of the family?" "Why not?" "And my name in Chinese sounds like 3." "And I was born March 3 at 3130..." "And in the nightclub I'm "Number-S Mummy ""..." " What's "Number-S Mummy"?" "That's the kind that doesn't get out of bed till 3 in the afternoon." "Not till three?" " Yap." "And I never show my "3 sensual spots";" "I sell my skills, not my body!" ""3 sensual spots"?" "!" " Are you finished?" "You're my brother's despised ex-wife and part of the family no more." "You lost 3 of my dad's houses." "Think he'll give you numbers?" "Funny!" "Lost...?" "Hey, is that Shee Shee guy at your side?" "Pass the phone to him..." "I want to ask him if he thinks it's number 3?" "I don't really know... it was all so hazy..." "maybe there was water..." "Water means wealth!" "And there was something pointy..." " Pointy?" "And I think a corner..." " A corner?" "And squishy..." "Pointy, corner, squishy, what on earth is that?" "Pointy, corner, squishy..." "Hey!" "Isn't that a curry puff?" "!" "No, no..." "Then... also something squarish..." "You are so messed up!" "What do you mean squarish...?" "The only thing square is your stupid brain!" "A square has four sides..." "add another four, isn't that eight?" "Right?" "That's too easy!" "And there was someone in the dream too..." "Gosh, you are a dimwit!" "Get lost, I don't want to talk to you anymore." "Can't even dream a dream." "Give me the phone, I'll talk!" "Yes, my dear...?" "You bitch!" "Stay away!" "I don't want to see your sorry face, ever!" "What!" "Wah, so fierce..."the more friends you make, the richer you become"..." "Are you a friend?" "Are you rich?" "Who cares about you?" "Seriously, what do you do with a sister-in-law like that?" "What do you do with a lover like that...?" "Huh?" "I'm talking about my sister-in-law..." "Who are you referring to?" "Angela's husband passed away." "She's happy now, I suppose?" "She wants to be with me..." "If she's happy... you won't be." "Excuse me...?" "No excuse!" "There is no excuse for you to be with her!" "What do you mean by that?" "Return Shuang Shuang to me!" "I want her!" "Wacko!" "C'mon darling, eat a little..." " Ooooh... it's so good!" "Damn bloody tomboy!" "More soup, Auntie!" " And some chili!" "Big sis!" "Big sis!" "Big..." "Big sis..." "Oh wow, haha!" "The sun rises from the west, I hear someone calling me big sister?" "I'm not here to fight, I need to find your daughter!" "So go look for her!" "You have some nerve to stand here talking to me?" "!" "Are you done?" "Your daughter is in serious danger, you know?" "Danger...?" "ls there anything more dangerous than your family?" "!" "Your father looks down on me..." "Your brother owes me $3,000.." "You have never acknowledged me as a sister... my daughter ignores me... (Cantonese:" "Cry?" "You're dumb to cry in front of such people!" ")" "(She'll despise you!" "And you, how dare you scold your sister?" ")" "(Shame on you!" "Butch...)" " This is not your business, get lost!" "We're really running out of time!" "En En is in danger!" "Damn it, why can't I get the last number?" "Sorry... did I disturb you?" "Not at all..." "What were you singing?" "It's Teochew opera!" "You're an actor then?" "Er..." "I've always wanted to be an actor but..." "my body is a little weak." "Maybe it's better not to force things that weren't meant to happen." "But I have all the props..." "And I can play different roles!" "A child, a pugilist, an old person, a clown!" "Shall I play an old man for you?" "How can you not have your daughter's handphone number?" "You live with her, so how is it that you don't have her number?" "We live under the same roof but we're really from different planets..." "What to do?" " Keep looking!" "I could care less if we weren't family." "Dear Ah Kong, the family's in deep shit, please say where En En is?" "The picture fell?" " Oh that's no good!" "Wow!" "Ah Kong has come to life!" "I know this handphone." "It's Octopussy's!" "Hurry up and call!" "How was that?" "!" " Wow, you really have talent!" "But..." "I always get rejected... why..." "Remember, that Shee Shee Shee guy said... that you will see five cups and then someone will kill you!" "Yes, yes, don't go anywhere close to the water!" "If you see a cup, don't touch it!" "Just run away and call the police!" "Crazy!" "Call the cops if you see a cup!" " I'm just saying, careful..." "I'm going boating with Octopussy." "You're going boating with Octopussy?" " Since when were you my boss?" "No way!" "That playboy will put you in danger!" "Why does nobody let me act?" "Why..." "I don't know either..." "Why are they rejecting me?" "!" "Er..." "I'm busy..." "I gotta run..." " Why do I always get rejected..." "Why do people reject me..." "Tell me!" "Why does nobody want me?" "Get your ass back here, right now!" " Cool it..." "let me talk!" "Dearie En En, don't go near the water, or else... we'll be attending your funeral!" "What?" " She hung up." "Hey!" "What are you doing here?" "I'm going boating." "What are you doing here?" "Let's go, get out of here!" "Oh?" "it's him?" " You know him?" "He was my grandfather's friend." "Haven't seen him in a while." "He's going to kill you!" "Let's go!" "You are bonkers, always saying someone is going to kill us!" "It's true..." "let's go..." " Mind your own business, weirdo!" "Brother Wang, it's been awhile, how are you'?" "Brother Wang?" "Brother Wang!" "I want to kill you!" "Help!" "Help!" "Run!" "Faster!" "Is it not serious?" "This is proof that Shee Siao Shee isn't kidding!" "Thanks to grandfather." "He gave Siao Shee the dream so I could be saved." "Your grandfather still loves you." "He wants to protect and help you all." "Hence, he chose Shee Siao Shee to convey his message..." " Well..." "If he really wanted to help, he should just give us the numbers... instead of only revealing the last number to that dimwit?" "How did all this stuff get on the web?" "Octopussy and I posted the stuff" " Crowdsource to guess the last number!" "Is that a good idea?" "Posting all this stuff like dirty linen..." "So everyone can win." " Everyone?" "But this is my prize to claim..." "Would we ever get the number if we just depended on you?" "Nice of you to relax out here!" "Did you see the news on the Internet?" "!" "Internet "news", is that worthy of being called news?" "Lao Gao has reappeared..." "and is giving people red numbers!" "So impressive?" "How did you screw up..." "Didn't you say that he'll never be seen again?" "Let's go, c'mon..." "Go investigate what really happened!" "Relax!" "Relax?" "Do I not deal with everything that the world throws at me?" "Give me any man and I'll take him down!" "But a ghost..." "I'm not so sure..." "This is what me and my more than 8,000 blog friends concluded..." "Are you from 1811 or 1911?" " We believe the number is '7258'... because '8' is prosperity and Ah Kong wants us to get rich!" "No, that's not right." "My circle thinks it's '7250'..." ""Get lost!" "So noisy!" - because dead Ah Kong loathes his family." "Psychologically, it makes perfect sense!" "'0' means the Gao family..." ""Bullied by your man before marriage?"" " Will have zero success!" ""What will your future be then?" - '0' or '1' represents whom?" "Think... '7' is Gao Rencai, the son" " A peeping tom, who didn't die pretty." "'2' is is the lesbian aunt, '3' is..." "Haven't you said enough?" "Hey!" "What are you're doing?" "We're researching what the last number is!" "Research, my ass!" "Hey, why do you have to talk like that?" "Can you show some courtesy?" "Courtesy?" "You've exposed my family's personal matters for all to see!" "Courtesy?" "!" "Since when have you shown anyone respect?" "Hey..." "Dare you?" "Do that and we're over with!" "I live in the year 2011 not 1811." "If we're over with, I'm over you." "Dare you?" "Okay fine, talk to your father-in-law yourself..." "First, dear Ah Kong, thanks for the dreams, saving En En and her aunt..." "Alright..." "Ah Kong, thanks for saving En En and her aunt..." "We are really so grateful..." "We are so grateful..." "No!" "I mean them." "They're grateful, not me!" "This is not my business..." "Hey you, what... stop talking crap..." "But Ah Kong... if you have a path to riches then show us the way..." "But you broadcast dreams to that dimwit..." "He's no friend nor enemy..." "Ah hell!" "You talk too much, this is so troublesome!" "Forget it..." "You talk directly, I'm off to the girl's room..." "Hey, hey you!" "Where are you going?" "Don't walk away, you mongrel bitch!" "Hey, listen to me!" "Hello?" "Hey you?" "Hello..." "Shan Shan, Mommy no. 3..." "Hi Master!" "Come, come sit here..." "Sit with me..." "Have a drink..." " Maybe you've had too much to drink?" "Master!" "Please, please don't go." "You have to hear me out..." "What do you really want to tell me?" "I want to tell you..." "Third brother is back!" "Who is third brother?" "Big brother!" " What?" "Why...?" " What do you want?" "I've been looking all over for you but you've been so evasive?" "Heh!" "I don't owe you money, why should I hide?" "What do you want?" "I need to talk to you..." "Hey bro..." "I'm asking you nicely..." "Don't act this way, letting anyone prosper from your advice..." "We share the same blood, so just let me make some humble dough..." "You scatter red numbers from the east to the west..." "I have... because of you... lost three million bucks!" ""Fortune flows like water; wealth like rowing"..." "I've said many times..." "Don't be a bookie, but you never listen!" "You're full of it!" "I've said so many times my voice is now hoarse!" "Bookie, so what?" "I've made money, yes, but I've donated to charity..." "And you?" "What have you done that so warms the heart?" "All your money - squandered by your son and daughter-in-law!" "All squandered!" "Lost!" "Money doesn't just come from the head, but from the heart!" "Fine!" "Whatever makes you happy!" " Happy!" "Do what you want, I don't care!" " Don't care?" "Don't you walk away!" "Are you crazy?" "I'm your brother, how dare you behave like that?" "You're out of your mind!" "Crazy!" "Bonkers!" "Insane!" "You're not fit to be my big brother..." "You are selfish..." "It's always you, never me..." "Remember I fell into the pool..." "I cried for help but you didn't come..." "So were you gambling?" "You let me drown..." "You're not fit to be my big brother..." "Brother..." "I didn't have to die but you let me go..." "I'm cold, big brother..." "You never loved me, brother..." "You're not fit to to be my brother..." "You're bad!" "I don't want you!" "You're not a good guy!" "You're not my brother!" "You're not fit to be my brother..." "You do not..." "So maybe Lao Gao was murdered by his brother?" "Confirm!" "So you think he's still here?" "Definitely!" "I don't think so..." "Who else brought that punk to the cemetery, and gave him four dreams?" "I've checked it out!" "That crazy guy is called "Silly Ke"!" "He used to run a coffeeshop, then lost all his money to a chick!" "That Lao Gao must have assumed his body!" "That damn ghost!" "So he wants to gamble with us one last time!" "So..." "Is he still... here...?" "Sure of course!" "He couldn't have run away!" "Somebody must have broken my spell!" "Bak Chim!" " Ka?" "(Yes)" "Who's been here?" "(A few days ago, came by one China boy...) (I shouted at him, then he ran away...) (Oh!" "it was here!" "He peed here!" ")" "(really stinky...)" "Bastard!" "Must have been him!" "And you said you were so powerful?" "One pee and your spell is broken?" "Virgin pee!" "Virgin pee?" "Virgin pee in this day and age?" "(Sir!" "Here he is!" ")" "it's him!" "That explains it!" "Talk kid, what will you do for money?" "I'll do anything... but..." "I won't hurt my country..." "I won't hurt my parents..." "And I won't hurt myself, of course..." "Then what about hurting other people?" "Cocaine?" "!" "Cocaine?" "I can't do dangerous stuff!" "It's talcum powder, you dumb-ass!" "And this?" "Huh?" "Soft drinks?" "I'll sell soft drinks!" "Hey kid, you speak the Teochew dialect?" "No, but when I was in Dong Guan, I knew a couple of Teochew guys..." "Can understand a little." "Listen, say a line or two in Teochew to this old guy, he'll laugh..." "Then get him to take a sip of this drink." "Understand?" "He's such an old chap, you still want me to entrap him?" "In your dreams, you dumb-ass!" "Just pass him the damn drink... and we'll sort the rest out." "You get 500 bucks." "Deal?" "Will I be caned if I get caught?" "Scared of getting caned?" " Uh-huh..." "How about I beat you?" "!" "Why so scared?" "Didn't your mama spank you?" "Hey!" "Forget it, streets are littered with scum like him." "Just find another." "That would be it!" "Lao Gao wants to repay the kid this debt..." "He knows that dumb-ass won't hurt him so he uses the boy." "Then of those four dreams." "You're sure one of them concerns me?" "Yap, right!" "The day we did the deed, I remember it was March 13th, Wednesday!" "But..." "I can't quite remember how many times I hit him..." "Now that I think of it..." "at least 33 times!" "The last time he made you lose $3M." " Also "3"!" "So accurate!" "What are we waiting for, let's do it!" "7-2-5-3 is a sure win!" "7-2-5-3...'?" "Okay... we'll roll with it..." "For I shall have my revenge..." "Strange, all the same dream as if Lao Gao had cc-ed all in an email?" "Oh, I know!" "That's because this guy is a dumb-ass!" "Couldn't finish his dream..." "So Ah Kong got impatient and emailed us all!" "Eh?" "Somethings wrong..." "There was no rain, why open an umbrella?" "Open an umbrella..." ""Open umbrella" in Mandarin is a pun to drop the number "3"!" "Then what is it?" "The clock showed 6 o'clock" " Surely it's 7-2-5-6!" "Right!" "He kept saying, "For I shall have my revenge"..." "Eh?" "!" "Six words!" "That's exactly six words!" "That would be far too deliberate!" "Eh, go ahead and buy 7-2-5-1, no one's supporting you!" "Even if the sky collapses, I will still vote for 7-2-5-3!" "The umbrella means we should take away the "3" '!" "Stupid..." "Argh..." "Forget it, let me just say..." "I'll buy all ten numbers!" "From 7250 to 7259!" "No you can't do that!" " And why not?" "Because it's his chance, not yours, so if you buy you will not strike!" "Yes!" "Lao Gao bestowed this wealth on me, and I can only make one bet!" "I'll use this bet, to turn my fate around by my 25th birthday!" "Turn your ass!" "You can't even finish a dream, you're one to talk!" "What's with you?" "This is not even your money so why are you arguing?" "Calm down please..." "What is fated to be yours shall be yours!" "What is not fated to be yours, shall not be yours!" " Ok lah!" "So you, buy 7-2-5-3 for me!" " And 7-2-5-6 for me!" "Don't listen to them, let's buy our own number!" "Stop pestering me!" "Can I be my own man?" "!" "Yes..." "I'm listening... 7.2 on the Richter scale?" "I know about it... 530,000 people missing...?" "Ok..." "Eh'?" "That's right... 7-2-5-3!" "What a coincidence?" "!" "These are heaven-sent red numbers!" "Ok ok..." "Shhh..." "Hey hey!" "Shut up!" "Listen!" "Listen up..." "What's in the pot?" "Good!" "All in, go all in!" "I say, throw it all in!" "I'm rich!" "Rich, rich, rich, I'm rich..." "Sir..." "The red shirts and yellow shirts are fighting, burning..." "My home has been burnt to the ground..." "We lost everything..." "Sir..." "Bak Chim!" "Stay!" "Stay..." "Three things piss me off." "Number one..." "Anyone tapping on my shoulder;" "Number two..." "Anyone touching my hair;" "And number three..." "Anyone borrowing money from me..." "You get me?" " Got it..." "Bad luck!" "This location is flourishing;" "go to the betting outlet there." "This taxi stand is also lucky?" " You bet!" "Yes!" "Car plate 1-0-2-8?" "Looks as if this is your day!" "1-0-2-8 is a number of prosperity!" "I'm off, Hui Master, good bye!" " Good bye!" "See you, Hui Master!" " See you!" "Go where?" "What the devil...?" "You again..." "the ghosts didn't bury you?" "Is this your business?" "Ulu Pandan, Block 918, c'mon, I'm in a hurry!" "Whoah!" "A 7.2 earthquake..." "530,000 people missing?" "7-2-5-3?" "Gosh, a red number!" "You would buy a number like that?" "That's a bit too much, isn't it?" "What's too much?" "If you can buy, I can't?" "Have some sympathy even if you want to make money!" "What sympathy?" "You want sympathy?" "Talk to the devil!" "Looney..." "Get out of the car!" "I'm not driving you!" "Sure I'll get out!" "I've reached anyway!" "Hey!" "Pay me!" "Er..." "I don't have small change..." " What..." "What no small change?" "!" "Five minutes and I'll be back to pay you!" " Five freaking minutes?" "!" "God knows where you'll be in five minutes!" "I'm in a hurry!" "I'll pay you next time..." " What... you..." "You trying to cheat me?" "!" "I'm in a hurry!" "Bastard..." "Two times you didn't pay..." "Don't you run!" "Sorry!" "Sorry sorry..." "So many people... (Hello, ladies first...)" "Oih, (Hello, thank you!" ") Oih lady lady..." "Lady my ass!" "Auntie?" "!" "Auntie?" "!" "Shee Shee dear bro', when I win first prize, I'll buy you a house, ok?" "Shee Shee brother, when you strike we'll drive a Lamborghini together!" "Shee Shee, whether we eat abalone and bird's nest is all up to you!" "Shee Siao Shee, I have faith in you, we can do it, c'mon c'mon!" "7...2...5... 3!" "Hello?" "Come everyone, here's to our great future, cheers!" "When the red number wins, I'll buy everyone abalone!" " Yes, abalone!" "Hey, Siao Shee is back!" "Shee Shee, come come..." "Sit here next to big sis!" "And have a drink!" "Hey, whats the rush..." "Show us the lottery ticket first..." "Why the face..." "Did you buy the wrong number?" "You kidding?" "I will kick your behind if you bought the wrong number!" "What happened..." "did something really go wrong?" "Screw up..." "Screw up...!" " What happened?" "Look at me!" "Speak you, what's going on?" "The lottery ticket..." "Lollipop stole the lottery ticket..." "Whaaat?" "!" "What did you say?" "!" "Why are you such a blinking idiot?" "!" "If anyone in Singapore doesn't know what "stupid" means, I'll send you over as a sample!" "Enough!" "Let's go get our lottery ticket back!" " C'mon, hurry!" "[6147...] [seam]" "Lollipop!" "Return us the lottery ticket!" " Third Brother!" "Chill... you guys don't have your swimsuits on so be careful that you don't fall in the water!" "Hush..." "Let's listen to the results then we can chat after... [9509...]" "[And now, for the top 3 prizes." "Numbers for the 3rd prize...] [7,2...] [8,6...] [7,2,s, e...]" "[And for the 2nd prize...] [7,2...] [3,4...] [7,2,s, 4...]" "[And coming to the first prize, the winning number is...] [4,5,2,7]" "My heavens!" "7-2-5-3 became 4-5-2-7!" "Missed by a mile!" " My head hurts..." "I'm finished!" "I threw in all my money!" "Now, I'm really bankrupt!" ""3" became "4" and reversed too?" "Lollipop!" "Give me back the ticket!" "I bought 4-5-2-7!" "Seriously?" "I have a weak heart..." "explain what's going on..." "Shut up!" "The fourth dream... it was here!" "The person in the dream is... you!" "And then, what...?" "Hurry up and say!" "The water..." "The square thing..." "Lollipop..." "Careful you..." "There's danger!" "Heard that, Lollipop?" "This fella's dream is... spooky!" "His dreams come true; you better watch out!" "Third brother, give us back the lottery ticket or I'll clobber you!" "Third uncle, please! "Good things come to a family in harmony"..." "What are you quibbling about?" "!" "Hahahahahaha..." "Scram..." "Scram!" "Stop fighting and go home!" "This fortune is mine to claim!" "Go and die!" "Die you!" "Die!" "Go to hell!" "Get him!" "Gosh, so fierce?" "Get the car ready, let's go." "Are you dreaming?" "!" "What are you waiting for?" "!" "Chess?" "Little brother..." "Did you forget, you could never beat me at chess..." "Brother...?" "Third Brother?" "What are you doing here?" "Do you want to swim with me?" "Can I play too?" "I'm a little fish..." "I swim slowly..." "This is so fun!" "Brother used to say..." "Water is like wealth..." "Being wealthy is good..." "Why not...?" "Can people drown in water...?" "I can't swim...?" "Oh woahl!" "It's heaven's will!" "I can't breath!" "Help!" "Hey!" "Fish the ticket out!" "Hurry!" "Further..." "Reach further..." "Hold on to me!" "Hold on!" "Save him, you people!" "Grab tight!" "Grab tight!" " Yaaaaah!" "Quick, save him!" "Grab me!" "Can't reach it!" "Hold on..." "Yeah!" " Ahahahaha!" "You guys said I was stupid." "Clearly, I'm not!" "Okay, you're not!" "That day, after I got in the taxi, the thought suddenly hit me... why did Ah Kong walk to one end and walk all the way back?" "So that's when you decided to reverse the numbers?" "Yes!" "All of you didn't respect Ah Kong, hence he disliked you!" "You didn't pay attention to what he was hinting at in the dreams..." "So he wasn't going to hand you the numbers on a silver platter." "Ya seriously, we got to learn how to become better people!" "Yes, yes, we have to be better people but how did you know... that it was "4" and not "3'"?" " He is after all "third uncle"." "No, he is the fourth uncle." "Don't forget..." "He had an elder twin who drowned..." "His death is significant." "He is dead but we still have to honour... and remember his name." "Of course, why were you so dumb..." "Yes dear... that's why he's fourth uncle, not third uncle!" "Anyways, he was knocked out by a four-sided object!" "But... how did you figure this out on your own?" "Er..." "I... didn't figure it out." "I was carrying the auntie and then..." "I wrote the wrong number..." "So that's it..." "That's your three minutes of luck!" "Your good heart actually helped you out there!" "Yes, I was shocked when I saw the wrong number, I scared myself silly!" "I even heard the taxi driver laughing behind my back." "Well, now we have the last laugh!" " Yes, cheers!" "That money I won..." "I'm thinking of giving it to charity." "You sure?" " Sure." "That's great." "To give is to receive." "I think you'll get lucky again." "Oh for sure." "Lao Gao told me that." " You dreamt of Lao Gao?" "He told me I'll get another stroke of luck before my 30th birthday." "Did he also say that when we do good, luck will come our way?" "Sure!" "Hey... he's here?" "Sigh, we humans, just love to gamble..." "We gamble on our careers..." "our families... on marriage..." "On life." " Hehe!" "Humans are really complex..." "Sometimes, the dead come to life..." "And then there are some who are dead men walking..." "Life is like paper-wrapped chicken;" "You don't know if you'll get a chicken wing or a backside inside!" "Hey, brother, that's deep!" "Well, next time if we must gamble, let's bet on a chicken wing... or a chicken backside!" " Haha..." "I'm all-in!" "Seriously, no matter how much you win... the guy upstairs will still decide if you can take it..." " Hehe!" "No brother!" "Not there..." "Look higher..." "Much higher..." "Right up there!" "According to the United Nations' unofficial statistics..." "In an average life expectancy of 70 years..." "A person has 7 chances to strike the lottery..." "What about dreams?" "237,250 chances." "The logic is thus..." "By all means, dream, but don't be a dreamer."