"People who lose control of their emotions is that complete documentary." "472)}thanks to kengho for helping out 78)}color coding:" "100)}Hamada 125)}Matsumoto" "151)}Yamazaki 176)}Endou" "205)}Tanaka 234)}Everyone Else" "the members assemble." "they're still carrying smiles." "guys" "{\3cH00718E}There's a sign there 23)}(sign: wait here) the bags have no relation whatsoever." "{\3cH026A00}This is irritating!" "{\3cH0000AD}You can actually see him from where the bus was can't you?" "442)}Fujiwara Hiroshi" "Hey you guys!" "You're not being very cautious at all." "{\3cH0000AD}But we already saw you from the bus" "The stupid look on your faces is completely exposed." "{\3cH0000AD}Well we can see you from here too." "It's.... completely exposed." "Do you know why..." "Yamazaki?" "{\3cH026A00}Me?" "{\3cH00718E}You're supposed to be a woman right?" "I can't say I know why" "Why are you such an idiot? acts like an idiot it won't do you know." "It becomes an unthinkable scoop who the hell are you supposed to be?" "It's been decided that we're news reporters various... not everyd....." "Sorry." "{\3cH0000AD}How can you not laugh at this?" "{\3cH026A00}Act out your character properly! You have to take the various scoops as they come. what's up with your appearances?" "we've only just heard about this." "{\3cH900074}Can't be helped Go get changed quickly." "(Getting changed to the appropriate attire)" "{\3cH0000AD}We'd like to at least decide on our own costumes yea?" "Please step out in sequence." "Hamada" " Oh fits you rather nicely. {\3cHC93700}" " Oh yea?" "Thanks 371)}(Competent old reporter Hamada)" "Matsumoto" "370)}(Bald hoodlum reporter Matsumoto)" "{\3cHC93700}The cap sorta suits him" "{\3cH0000AD}Doesn't this look right for hunting?" "{\3cH0000AD}Why here.... {\3cH0000AD}I look like a caddy don't I?" "{\3cHC93700}Yea you're right" "Endou handsome reporter Endou)" "Tanaka lanky reporter Tanaka)" "Yamazaki" "369)}(Oldboy reporter Yamazaki) 469)}What the hell?" "What's the meaning of this?" "{\3cH026A00}"What's the meaning"?" ".." "This was there" "You again..." "If a celebrity acts like an idiot it won't do no?" "This is a huge scoop!" "then it's enough" "Ok guys gather round here" "Let me explain the rules." "First of all you'll be working as news reporters for a day you're not to laugh no matter what happens." "*cough*" "Suppose you do laugh" "You will receive a harsh punishment" "{\3cH0000AD}Well I don't really understand what that means" "{\3cH0000AD}But somehow I don't think it's a good thing either" "That's all." "shall we head to the bus-stop?" "{\3cH00718E}Is it time?" "{\3cHC93700}Is it starting already?" "this is ridiculous isn't it?" "{\3cH00718E}I heard it was supposed to be paradise" "{\3cH0000AD}For real" "it's here." "{\3cH0000AD}Kurobikari News Company" "Ga-su" " Kurobikari.." "Ah!" "To "Ga-su" " Kurobikari News Company" "This is the name of company you'll be working for from now on your reactions are pretty weak we don't really know what's going on." "{\3cH00718E}It starts once we get on right?" "{\3cH00718E}We're a little nervous you see let's get on." "It'll start once you get on" "{\3cH00718E}Ahh crunch time!" "{\3cH0000AD}Here I go" "Arrange yourselves " "Tanaka 369)}(Several passengers on board)" "1st seat Yamazaki" "{\3cH026A00}Scary~" "{\3cH0000AD}I don't wanna go to this so-called news company" "{\3cH00718E}Is it far?" "I don't think it'll take long." "{\3cHC93700}It's bad talking to that guy" "{\3cHC93700}He fumbles on his own words" "{\3cH900074}Yea you're right" "what kind of character are you playing?" "{\3cH026A00}I can't really tell" "I'm a beautiful reporter!" "{\3cH00718E}It's a first for me" "(Bus-stop Arrival)" "(Office Lady boards)" "(Another Office Lady boards)" "(Matsuko Deluxe boards)" "{\3cHC93700}That's dirty!" "{\3cH0000AD}That face is bad!" "It appeared all of a sudden!" "(Receive ass-beating from Black Tights Corps)" "{\3cH00718E}My ass is crying!" "387)}(Corporate OL" " Matsuko Deluxe)" "What's up for today?" "What should we do?" "{\3cHC93700}She came in with a face full of confidence" "you're really popular with men aren't you" "I'm so jealous~ can't help it though" "Rumor has it that Yamashita-san from the sales department is also interested in Deluxe" "It's totally hopeless!" "Hey look" "Those 5 guys have been staring at Deluxe since just now" "Deluxe is too popular~ 363)}(Deluxe evaluates the 5 guys)" "Welllll... not bad..." "What about the second guy with the shaved head?" "Somehow it's difficult to say" "Ahhh..." "I seeee...." "What about the third guy?" "even though he doesn't look very sharp doesn't he look honest?" "Doesn't he look respectable?" "the next g..." "That one looks extremely good!" "366)}(Endou is extremely good-looking ♥) please enjoy until the next bus-stop)" "What about the last guy?" "...Impossible..." "Isn't that pubic hair on his head?" "It's pubic hair!" "369)}(Not completely taken in" " Tanaka)" "Eeww.." "Disgusting~" "It's sorta making me angry" "Eh?" "What's wrong?" "I'm going over there" "368)}(Deluxe draws near)" "step outside" "You!" "Step outside!" "{\3cHC93700}That's cheap!" "still scowling." "{\3cHC93700}She's humongous.." "{\3cH026A00}What made her flip like that?" "{\3cH0000AD}Let's quickly leave!" "Let's go!" "{\3cHC93700}Why were you so detestable?" "{\3cH900074}I have absolutely no idea." "{\3cHC93700}She's staring really hard" "{\3cHC93700}Totally staring." "he'd be a handsome guy no?" "why do you say so?" "he'd be a handsome guy"?" "{\3cH0000AD}Huge eh?" "{\3cH00718E}Another bus-stop?" "(Bus-stop arrival)" "{\3cHC93700}Wah!" "{\3cH00718E}Here it comes" "{\3cH900074}Wah.. here we go" "Somehow somewhat that's what I thought" "If you're nervous it won't succeed" "But we practiced alot 387)\i1}(Chinese" " Gekidan Hitori  Yamauchi Kenji "Kamaitachi")" "Good thing we did yea?" "Really anxious yea?" "You're nervous aren't you?" "how about trying them?" "How about having them look at our magic?" "Excuse me!" "We're magicians from China would you mind having a look at our magic?" "{\3cH0000AD}Ah. ok." " Thanks" " Please look" "This trick has no set-up" "This here is just a long cotton swab" "It'll be stuffed into the nose" "It'll then disappear altogether 373)}(Original Magic" " Cotton swab disappears in the nose)" "It won't disappear you know" "Do it" "It's long you know" "Just do it" "I can't do it" "It doesn't matter" "Impossible impossible" "YOU CAN DO IT!" "i can do it" "I don't know how to do this" "Please look here" "EHAHgrhh~ ENDOU-SAN" "ENDOU-SAN" "ENDOU-SAN" "{\3cH00718E}Stop saying Endou-san will you" "ENDOU-SAN" "{\3cH900074}This is absolutely impossible to withstand" "this time you'll do it" "A hot boiled egg will be placed in the mouth and then disappear 376)}(Original Magic 2" " Boiling egg disappears in the mouth)" "I can't do this" "It's really hot!" "It'll disappear in your mouth" "I can't do it" "YOU CAN DO IT IDIOT" "WHY DO YOU JUST ASSUME YOU CAN'T?" "!" "i can do it" "Here I go!" "*cough cough*" "Why you...!" "Throats are supposed to be narrow right?" "!" "Throats are narrow?" "What're you doing?" "Because your throat is narrow" "I thought expanding it would be good" "{\3cH00718E}What the hell" "{\3cH00718E}There's no magic here at all!" "{\3cH0000AD}Are you idiots?" "!" "{\3cH0000AD}What are you trying to do?" "then this is enough" "{\3cH900074}Stop..." "OK?" "Pull your act together will you fix those faces" "We didn't come to Japan for the sake of this just the two of us hoping to become stars" "We wanted to show the people back home... our radiant appearance" "Remember?" "The song that was on the radio when we left China?" "125)}Long-winded!" "Stop whining and shut up!" "let's go!" "What're you doing!" "?" "{\3cH0000AD}These guys are extreme!" "{\3cH026A00}Ah.." "It's amazing.." "{\3cH0000AD}Can we just hurry to the news company?" "there is already a "punishment" rush)" "(But there's still a long way before reaching the news company)" "(They're wary of the senior high student in front of them)" "Hello 374)}(Violation of manners" " Having a conversation in a vehicle)" "Eh?" "What?" "Are you an idiot?" "Really?" "That's weird of you" "Oi oi" "That's awful of you - on the phone in a bus!" "a middle-aged salaryman appears) 456)}(Oowada Shin'ya)" "You're bothering everyone can't you see" "Hand it over what're you doing? it's common knowledge" "375)}(Oowada's preaching begins)" "You know don't you?" "Are you in junior or senior high?" " Senior high" " Senior high?" "Which year?" "Senior 1st year that means your exams are soon right?" "Ehh?" "!" "try to understand alright?" "399)}(Bus-stop arrival)" "If you understand then respond!" "Yes." "Oh Akira!" "Takeshi!" "Somehow I've been caught up with some weird geezer old man!" "What business you got wit Akira?" "375)}(Oowada in a pinch!" ")" "I'm just trying to educate him about not using the mobile in the bus" "Who here saw a phone bein' used?" "Nobody oi!" "a mobile..." "It's a bus yes?" "Stop beating around the bush oi!" "Can't we discuss about this huh" "alight at the next stop" "I'm going to work 403)}(Bus-stop arrival)" " Get off!" " What is this!" "Alright!" "Tell you what." "So you wanna have a go at it huh?" "Then Follow me!" "378)}(Oowada escapes!" ")" "{\3cH0000AD}His leg went limp!" "{\3cHC93700}It did!" "It did!" "{\3cH0000AD}His leg went limp didn't it?" "{\3cH00718E}It must really hurt" "{\3cH0000AD}His leg went limp c'mon!" "{\3cHC93700}I guess it wouldn't just end with that" "{\3cH0000AD}His leg went limp.." "{\3cH026A00}That was an amazing combination" "{\3cH00718E}Yea" "{\3cH00718E}I didn't even know he was sitting there" "{\3cH026A00}Was he there since the beginning?" "{\3cH00718E}I guess so" "{\3cH0000AD}This is really taxing" "{\3cH0000AD}Oh." "Something's there" "402)}(Bus-stop arrival)" "{\3cH900074}More people coming on board?" "{\3cH026A00}You're kidding!" "373)}(Foreigner with baggage boards)" "372)}(Ishikura Saburou in bag)" "{\3cH0000AD}Sorry.." "I'm really sorry" "{\3cH0000AD}Really." "Sorry" "{\3cHC93700}This is messed up!" "{\3cH0000AD}This is really scary!" "{\3cHC93700}What's the purpose of this?" "{\3cHC93700}He's always staring at me or Matsumoto" "413)}(Ishikura left on the floor)" "{\3cH00718E}What're you gonna do about this?" "{\3cH0000AD}What're you gonna do about this?" "402)}(Bus-stop arrival)" "{\3cHC93700}His face turned sour when it met his feet!" "{\3cH00718E}Woah!" "He's still looking" "{\3cH00718E}He's still looking!" "{\3cH026A00}Woah scary!" "{\3cH0000AD}Like an occult" "{\3cH0000AD}Why did you have to go look a second time?" "{\3cH026A00}Let's go already" "{\3cH900074}Yea" "{\3cH026A00}Are we reaching?" "Yea just a little more" "{\3cH026A00}That's what you've always been saying!" "{\3cH0000AD}Could you not speak with such Tsukkomi-like timing?" "{\3cH0000AD}The art of timing Tsukkomi lines.." "{\3cH0000AD}is what makes it funny" "{\3cHC93700}That's true" "Everyone look" "This is the company you'll be going to" "{\3cH026A00}Wow~ 28)}(Ga" " Su" " Kurobikari News)" "{\3cH00718E}Woah.. extravagant" "{\3cH00718E}this news company" "{\3cH026A00}This place is huge" "Alright everyone it's time 403)}(Arrived at news company)" "Shall we?" "416)}(Company entrance)" "Guys can you see this?" "This youngster here is" "Ga" " Su Kurobikari News Company's" "Suga Kenji 390)}(News Company founder" " Suga Kenji "youth")" "Cute huh?" "Because of this youngster's passion for journalism... from his passion" "This comp..." "This news comp... huhu... company has come to exist" "What do you think?" "{\3cH026A00}How many times do you need to repeat yourself" "{\3cH00718E}Their brandishing hurts" "419)}(Entrance" " Lobby)" "Our company is also active in cultural exchanges globally" "We received this during a partnership agreement with a Chinese news company - a stuffed panda." "It's name is Mun Mun" "Ah..." "It's Nun Nun" "Hamada-san laughed too!" "Hamada did laugh though it's Nun Nun" "{\3cHC93700}It'd be bad if they really did kill it" "422)}(This is not a real stuffed animal)" "{\3cH026A00}Hamada-san laughed" "{\3cH0000AD}This is a pretty messed up company" "This is a picture taken from that time 22)}("I'm really black" Shiny News Company Friendship Remembrance Signing Day)" "407)}(The founder then" " Suga Kenji)" "282)}(20 years ago - then 33 years old)" "{\3cH026A00}Ok alright sorry we're done" "{\3cH00718E}Please no more Suga-san during the partnership partnership agreem... the agreement meeting for the partnership..." "{\3cH0000AD}He kept repeating "agreement" "let me introduce you to the receptionist" "{\3cH00718E}Yes." "Suga-san" " Clear." "420)}(Reception area)" "Huh?" "The reception lady isn't here." "375)}(The reception lady comes to work on a bike)" "Whew!" "Made it just in time again today" "391)}(Receptionist" " Katahira Nagisa)" "{\3cH0000AD}This development is too unpredictable!" "good morning" "These gentlemen are?" "they'll be under training to become reporters" "Ahh.. so that's how it is" "The truth is I did think you looked inexperienced" "You." "Your name is?" "{\3cHC93700}I'm called Hamada" "Hamada-san?" "And your given name is?" "{\3cHC93700}Ah." "Masatoshi." "your father's name is... {\3cHC93700}It's Kengorou.." "Eh?" "Kengorou?" "!" "{\3cHC93700}What's up with that sound effect" "really dangerous" "{\3cH00718E}Suspense-zone?" "Let's see..." "You." "What's your name?" "{\3cH026A00}It's Yamazaki have you settled down yet?" "I see... a meal prepared by your wife should be waiting for you right?" "{\3cH026A00}Yes." "What's the best dish from the Yamazaki household?" "{\3cH026A00}I guess that would be our Pork Cutlet" "PORK CUTLET!" "?" "{\3cHC93700}Shit!" "Anything you say can be used" "There're still some of you I've yet to know... your name is?" "{\3cH00718E}I'm called Endou what was your best subject?" "{\3cH00718E}Sports." "I liked baseball very much" "Then shall we have a little test?" "Can you recite the alphabets for me?" "{\3cHC93700}You're terrible!" "please do your best for this first day" "{\3cH026A00}It really hurts.." "{\3cH00718E}It's really amazing this time round huh..." "{\3cH00718E}I don't get it.." "I should know the 26 alphabets" "{\3cH0000AD}"I should know the 26 alphabets" he says" "360)}(Coincidental Office Lady" " Maeda Bibari) one laugh" for me" "Ah." "Hello." "Maeda Bibari speaking" "Eh?" "6:4?" "!" "Well.." "I thought it was 8:2 you see... 380)}(A confirmed blunder in the insurance company's ratio)" "{\3cHC93700}That was harsh." "Let's get off" "{\3cH026A00}100%" "{\3cH026A00}I was laughing 100% of the time" "{\3cHC93700}Ah here they come" "This way" "{\3cH900074}I can't endure this at all" "417)}(Editorial office)" "Over here is the editorial office" "Sports Department." "Entertainment." "Politics." "Many various departments are here" "Huge" "Over there we have the 'captain' of the editorial board so I'll introduce you" "{\3cH00718E}He's giving out an intense aura" "{\3cH0000AD}The aura is radiating" "Over here" "I've brought the five trainees that'll join us" "Ooh.. they're here?" "363)}(Editorial Board Captain" " Takada Junji)" "{\3cH00718E}He's on the verge of laughter himself!" "Ehh.." "I am..." "Rhinoceros Beetle." "{\3cH026A00}I can't control myself.." "So you guys are the newbie reporters" "Oo I have quite a few questions" "{\3cH00718E}This joke is going too far!" "you." "The taste of shit from shit and the taste of curry from curry" "Which do you prefer?" "{\3cHC93700}The taste of curry from curry..." "Oh the taste of curry from curry?" "Pretty ordinary huh~" "You." "Large-spirited and..." "Small asshole..." "Which do you prefer?" "{\3cH026A00}Large-spirited I gue..." "So you like large ones huh~" "138)}Captain!" "167)}How about this news story?" "Please advice" "That's me!" "249)}What noise was that?" "{\3cH00718E}Oh.." "That person..." "That was unexpected huh... 186)}Captain!" "222)}It's almost time for the meeting please work hard" "Ai~ So the meeting's over here?" "that was irritating" "Let's go." "This way." "{\3cH00718E}That captain's bottom half was something wasn't it" "{\3cHC93700}No it wasn't" "This way" "I've been laughing a hell lot" "416)}(Newcomers Training Room)" "This here are the trainee reporter desks" "{\3cH026A00}At last!" "{\3cH0000AD}At long last!" "Finally sit at your desks" "we had to go through many terrible things" "{\3cH026A00}It was long" "{\3cH026A00}Its gonna be a long day today" "{\3cHC93700}Ahh... this is tiring" "{\3cHC93700}"Maeda Bibari speaking" she said" "{\3cH0000AD}Those kinds of things should be said only once" "{\3cH0000AD}There's no need to repeat it" "Endou has been laughing at everything" "{\3cH026A00}Yea" "{\3cH026A00}Laughing Endou" "I have a "laughing" face" "{\3cH026A00}No you don't" "{\3cH026A00}You're laughing right now too" "{\3cH0000AD}Yamazaki and I are relatively more disciplined right" "{\3cHC93700}That's not true!" "{\3cH026A00}No but umm" "{\3cH026A00}When Fujiwara-san made a mistake back there about the panda's name?" "{\3cH026A00}You laughed at that didn't you?" "{\3cHC93700}Noo~pe" "{\3cH026A00}Didn't you laugh and get away with it?" "{\3cH026A00}Stop being so rough!" "{\3cH00718E}You should stop destroying yourself" "{\3cH900074}Yea you should stop it" "{\3cH00718E}Do you think there's anything planted in our desks?" "374)}(Everyone's cautious about what's in their desk drawers)" "{\3cHC93700}If I'm not wrong there should be" "371)}(CO2 gas from the drawer)" "{\3cH026A00}I didn't think there'd be an accident!" "{\3cH00718E}Eh?" "it's this kind of system?" "{\3cH900074}EhHhH~" "{\3cH900074}You're kidding!" "{\3cH026A00}I thought I was gonna die.. really.." "{\3cH026A00}I was really frightened" "{\3cH0000AD}That really scared the hell outta me!" "{\3cH00718E}Wah.." "Now its scary to open them" "{\3cH0000AD}This is the first time in my life" "{\3cH0000AD}to really slip and fall off a chair" "{\3cH026A00}That was inevitable except for pure-white somehow really" "{\3cH026A00}It was instant right?" "I was thinking " "{\3cH0000AD}"An accident!" "An accident is happening!"..." "Somehow" "{\3cH0000AD}This conversation is long huh" "{\3cH026A00}Well I understand if the cause of it is like that" "you regret opening it open it yourself open yours" "374)}(Taking turns to open the drawers)" "{\3cH00718E}Woah this is really scary!" "{\3cH00718E}Here I go" "{\3cHC93700}Open it normally" "328)}Empty so this means there won't be anything" "{\3cH00718E}There's nothing" "328)}Empty" "{\3cH900074}Why did you have to pull it so hard?" "{\3cH900074}Why did you have to pull it so hard just now?" "{\3cH900074}We would've been happier if you did it gently" "{\3cH026A00}Here I go" "{\3cH900074}WAAAHHH" "{\3cH900074}I'm sorry 327)}Empty" "{\3cH00718E}Tanaka you're noisy" "{\3cH026A00}Tanaka!" "{\3cH0000AD}Tanaka being scared like this isn't a good thing" "{\3cH0000AD}It'll be better if you do it fast" "{\3cH900074}NgAaaaah 328)}Sports Newspaper" "{\3cH00718E}What the hell!" "{\3cH0000AD}Why was I the very the first one to open this drawer this time round?" "{\3cH0000AD}It's as if everything the staff planned will happen" "{\3cH026A00}You got that right" "{\3cH00718E}There're signs that this third table was tampered with please open the drawers" "{\3cH0000AD}Well why don't you stick that up my ass 22)}(I'm very unsure about this)" "{\3cH0000AD}Why don't you.... {\3cH0000AD}...stick that up my ass" "{\3cH0000AD}That's harsh isn't it?" "{\3cH0000AD}It's been a long time since things are happening to my pace" "everyone else doesn't have it" "{\3cH00718E}I think we should deal with what's already at hand first" "you're gonna open them all?" "{\3cH00718E}There it is!" "375)}(Suspicious button found!" ")" "{\3cH00718E}Not this again!" "Yamazaki-san" "{\3cH026A00}But I had to" "{\3cH00718E}Isn't it abit too early for us to have found this?" "{\3cH0000AD}Well if we don't press it everything will be fine no?" "{\3cH0000AD}There's no need to push it on purpose" "{\3cH00718E}That's true" "{\3cH0000AD}It's found from Yamazaki's desk anyway" "{\3cH026A00}But I'm afraid I'd anger someone if I have to press it" "{\3cH0000AD}What's there to get angry about?" "{\3cH00718E}Who'd get angry?" "{\3cH026A00}Someone will 422)}(1 hour passed)" "(It is still undecided on what to do with the dubious button) there's a clock here this time" "376)}(First clock in the Batsu Series) you can actually feel time moving" "{\3cH026A00}I was surprised too it seems I have no choice" "{\3cH00718E}Eh?" "Now?" "{\3cH900074}Eh for real?" "{\3cH026A00}But I really have no choice" "{\3cH0000AD}It's alright if you press it though" "{\3cH0000AD}Since it's from your place" "{\3cH0000AD}But if I laugh or something because of that" "I'm gonna get really pissed" "{\3cH026A00}Please don't say that" "{\3cH026A00}It's really ridiculous" "{\3cH026A00}that it's gonna 'hurt pretty bad'" "look at the face he's making" "{\3cH00718E}You're breaking the rules there" "{\3cH026A00}Then shall I press it" "{\3cH00718E}Well if you feel like it" "(Roulette START!" ")" "{\3cHC93700}You're kidding me!" "{\3cH00718E}This button is dangerous!" "{\3cH00718E}Nobody could have expected this" "{\3cH026A00}It's like a manga" "{\3cH026A00}Amazing" "{\3cH00718E}This is a really impressive system huh" "{\3cHC93700}Alright now there's no reason to push the button" "{\3cH0000AD}Yea you're right" "{\3cH0000AD}I was in a dangerous position too when is it gonna close?" "{\3cH0000AD}I won't be able to tell the time like this" "{\3cH0000AD}That incident wasn't funny at all right?" "{\3cHC93700}Yea" "{\3cH0000AD}There's nothing in this one could you open your drawers?" "{\3cH0000AD}Nothing it's considered that my area's cleared right?" "thankfully nothing" "{\3cH0000AD}Alright!" "With this I've done my part" "{\3cH026A00}Me too" "{\3cH00718E}Shall we?" "just do it at your own pace" "{\3cH00718E}Ah it's ok" "{\3cH00718E}Something's inside" "{\3cH00718E}Waaahh.." "376)}(This time a yellow button appears) and the button's also yellow" "{\3cH0000AD}But Yamazaki's button is blue!" "the blue "Hamada" got an out" "{\3cH00718E}But there wasn't a red button for Matsumoto-san" "{\3cHC93700}But it wasn't in Matsumoto's desk" "364)}(Red button appears)" "{\3cH026A00}So this is Matsumoto's button" "{\3cH026A00}Nothing inside" "{\3cH00718E}Nothing inside?" "{\3cH00718E}So what does this mean?" "{\3cH0000AD}I think there's no relation what-so-ever" "{\3cH00718E}Wait look here" "{\3cH00718E}Pressing the red could be Matsumoto-san or it could mean something else altogether" "{\3cH900074}Let's be certain" "374)}(Sweets fall from the ceiling)" "{\3cHC93700}Wait a minute" "{\3cHC93700}So the outcome was sweets huh" "{\3cH00718E}Should we try the yellow button?" "{\3cHC93700}What's up with this... {\3cHC93700}What an amazing device" "{\3cH026A00}Is this a reward?" "Sweets?" "{\3cH00718E}I don't get it" "{\3cH0000AD}What's up with the sound it made when it came out" "{\3cH0000AD}Like a "Buu he's laughing" "{\3cHC93700}That wasn't necessary!" "{\3cHC93700}I think an absolutely different thing will happen for Endou's" "{\3cH00718E}Yea maybe." "I'm gonna do it OK?" "{\3cH00718E}Here I go" "(Roulette START!" ")" "{\3cHC93700}Matsumoto was laughing" "{\3cH00718E}So what's the meaning of all this?" "{\3cH026A00}This means... thinking it's Endou" "{\3cH026A00}it turned out to be Hamada-san" "Hamada-san's was different" "{\3cH00718E}These two buttons yea?" "{\3cH00718E}This one was special(Red)" "{\3cH0000AD}Then shall we press the red one again?" "{\3cH00718E}Shall I?" "(Roulette START!" ")" "{\3cH026A00}What is this?" "{\3cH00718E}I don't really get what's going on here" "{\3cH026A00}What is this?" "{\3cH026A00}It's better to put these away" "{\3cH00718E}I'm putting them here" "401)}(Switch on)" "{\3cH026A00}You pushed it" "{\3cH026A00}You pushed it just then" "{\3cH00718E}I saw it too 373)}(A photo drops from the ceiling)" "{\3cHC93700}This(photo) came out?" "{\3cHC93700}I didn't see it at all" "302)}(Yonesuke 22years old)" "{\3cH026A00}You..." "{\3cH026A00}I haven't a clue who that is" "{\3cH0000AD}Who is that?" "{\3cH00718E}Yonesuke-san" "{\3cH00718E}When he was young" "{\3cH026A00}A good-looking chap huh" "{\3cH026A00}How come?" "{\3cHC93700}Ouch" "{\3cHC93700}Ouch" "{\3cH0000AD}Enough of this too" "{\3cH0000AD}Put it away" "{\3cH0000AD}Pretty merciless huh" "{\3cH0000AD}Man... the worst has yet to come" "{\3cHC93700}It was pretty tough in the bus" "{\3cHC93700}Matsuko Deluxe yea?" "{\3cH0000AD}And it wasn't just the pressure she gives alone" "{\3cH026A00}She was huge huh" "{\3cH0000AD}Huuuge" "{\3cH0000AD}Takada-san" "{\3cH900074}Yamazaki-san also feels that it was a well-suited role right?" "{\3cH026A00}Yea to achieve that standard" "body and soul" "{\3cH0000AD}to achieve that standard" "{\3cH0000AD}His legs went limp when he got off the bus" "{\3cH0000AD}That Oowada-san" "{\3cH900074}It wasn't an act right?" "{\3cH0000AD}I was really surprised!" "{\3cHC93700}There's still more to come from here on 451)}please present the next video segment" "468)}" "Cue Card)" "{\3cH0000AD}Can't you stop this?" "{\3cH0000AD}Nobody is looking forward to it" "it was a bad response" "{\3cHC93700}This time there was a photo inside huh" "{\3cHC93700}It all started from this (CO2 gas)" "{\3cH00718E}I agree... 375)}(Sudden outburst" " Matsumoto)" "{\3cH0000AD}This was something" "{\3cH0000AD}I laughed because I remembered" "{\3cH00718E}This time it really hurts" "can I have a little of your time" "Uh..." "I forgot everyone..." "Aah..." "I forgot to tell everyone something" "There's a smoking area over there" "Shall we have a look the scenery is beautiful" "416)}(Smoking area) who got hunted down by the juveniles)" "really pretty" "377)}(The members are oblivious to the existence of Oowada)" "{\3cH00718E}There's a Japanese martial arts hall!" "342)}(Discovery of Oowada) 425)}Seconds" "{\3cH026A00}Dangerous dangerous dangerous" "{\3cH0000AD}Man..." "I'm falling I'm falling!" "{\3cH0000AD}Of all places to do this!" "{\3cH026A00}Careful careful careful" "{\3cH0000AD}Shit!" "It's dangerous!" "{\3cH0000AD}I'll fall getting it from here!" "{\3cH0000AD}Ah!" "OW!" "{\3cHC93700}So he was caught after that incident huh" "he really did sprain his leg" "{\3cH900074}He's dragging his feet" "{\3cH900074}He's dragging them because of the strain" "{\3cH00718E}Yea doing it here's dangerous" "we could take it" "{\3cH0000AD}This is frustrating~" "wanna go for a smoke?" "{\3cH0000AD}This is tiring me out" "there has been no form of release for the members a sigh of relief" "{\3cH00718E}It's peaceful here eh?" "{\3cH00718E}This time" "{\3cH00718E}I think it's strange that my ass doesn't hurt that much for one" "{\3cHC93700}Did they miss?" "{\3cH00718E}Sorry?" "{\3cH00718E}They did" "{\3cHC93700}Aaahn?" "or my back" "{\3cH026A00}Careful careful" "{\3cH00718E}Yea I'm going I'm going" "Hamada-san with his "AaaHn?".." "{\3cHC93700}Couldn't catch what I said?" "it wasn't that I couldn't understand" "373)}(Sudden crashing noise) bad news!" "There was a loud noise coming from the rooftop shall we go see?" "(A scoop on the roof?" "What in the world...) 372)}(UFO crash on the rooftop)" "{\3cH026A00}This is certainly amazing" "373)}(UFO Open!" ")" "An alien is coming out!" "391)}(Alien?" " Itao Itsuji)" "are you an alien?" "{\cHD6C200\3cH000000}Haar?" "{\cHD6C200\3cH000000}The hell are ya sayin' huh!" "?" "His ears are super evolved" "But because you came out from a UFO... {\cHD6C200\3cH000000}I can't hear you at all" "But you came out from a UFO didn't you?" "But you came out from a UFO didn't you?" "{\cHD6C200\3cH000000}Yea so I did 444)}You saw me come out so why da hell ya asking" "{\cHD6C200\3cH000000}"You came out didn't you?" "could we have a look at your teeth?" "{\cHD6C200\3cH000000}Why do you need to look at my teeth?" "Well they're sharp aren't they?" "particularly if they're sharp or not" "isn't it difficult for you to talk?" "{\3cH00718E}His face doesn't look right too huh?" "Are you really not an alien?" "{\cHD6C200\3cH000000}FAR FROM IT!" "There it is!" "Over there!" "374)}(Entrance of Earth Defense Corps)" "Is everyone ok?" "Nobody hurt?" "a human possessed by an alien" "it really was an alien" "Let's go shall we" "{\3cH00718E}This is a first" "{\3cH0000AD}The crows are crying" "{\3cH900074}Why I wonder" "{\3cH00718E}In symphony" "{\3cH900074}"Course" "{\3cH0000AD}There was a Japanese martial arts hall right?" "{\3cH00718E}Did you say "course"?" "{\3cH900074}I was thinking about the crows' "course" "{\3cH900074}Because crows have a "course" "{\3cH00718E}No they don't" "{\3cH0000AD}Isn't "course" used for airplanes?" "there were many reasons why I laughed" "{\3cH900074}Hamada-san kept looking at me" "{\3cH026A00}Who's this guy!" "?" "{\3cHC93700}Full of energy huh" "{\3cH0000AD}The guy's young" "{\3cH0000AD}He joined NSC around last year or the year before he'd always be eating instead" "Yamazaki's in the lead yea?" "(Number of Outs)" "{\3cH026A00}To get whooped?" "That may be the case it was "straight how do I describe that?" "{\3cH026A00}"Straight" right?" "It's "perfect" "{\3cH0000AD}Isn't making funny faces prohibited?" "{\3cH0000AD}Isn't humor(amongst ourselves) prohibited?" "that was cheap just then" "{\3cH0000AD}It was cheap and not just then" "{\3cH0000AD}So why should funny faces be prohibited?" "{\3cH0000AD}I have two evil reasons for that and 1 more reason if you keep making funny faces it's as if you were trying to deceive latent" "{\3cH0000AD}At... at least that's what I think" "{\3cH900074}You should have said so directly" "{\3cH0000AD}Absolutely no response yea?" "then you shouldn't do it yourself" "{\3cH0000AD}That's how I am when I'm in pain people can't make the correct decisions" "{\3cHC93700}But you just... {\3cH0000AD}This is in fairness there's no reason to strike at each other right?" "Aah..." "It's done" "{\3cH0000AD}But this is just my personal opinion" "{\3cH0000AD}It's just an individual's opinion" "In our newspapers" "There's a popular corner for dinner recipes the chef is in the vicinity" "Let's go collect some data on the recipes" "419)}(Cooking Studio)" "Yamazaki" "First seat at the end" " Tanaka" "if you would please.." "Gwood day~ 364)\i1}(Culinary Lecturer" " Sekine Tsutomu as Wajima Kouichi) 20)}(Wajima Kouichi was a former boxing world champion known for his peculiar 'frog jump' uppercut)" "{\3cH00718E}For real?" "that was a good punch but off a little eh? will be preparing the dish for today" "Recipes yes?" "Jot this down eh?" "Why do you need to take this down?" "?" "Megumi-chan" "She's the traditional round-girl with" "♪ ♫ ♪" "{\3cH00718E}Eh?" "{\3cH0000AD}Just listening to him is hard" "{\3cH0000AD}You can't tell what he's trying to say right?" "what were you trying to say just then?" "'Round-girl'..." "Sorry eh.." "I'll stop so what are we preparing this time?" "it's a man's dish yea" "344)}(Today's Menu" " Pork and Tomato flavored stew) here's the frying pan 383)}(Spread oil over frying pan)" "Putting the oil is dangerous eh?" "you gotta defend yourself" "You gotta defend yourself" "?" "383)}(Tenderize the pork)" "?" "hold this for me snap!" "You can't do it slow it'll be like..." "{\3cH00718E}This cooking lecture..." "{\3cH00718E}Could you please talk about the cooking itself?" "This here..." "You can't pull your punches yea?" "{\3cH0000AD}Will you please stop it" "{\3cH00718E}This IS cooking right?" "I get it already" "{\3cH026A00}The pork's tenderized already so that it cooks well)" "the gong(bell) has gone" "It's done like this right?" "You have to do it standing no?" "This is how I thought up of the frog jump uppercut" "I'll first make the opponent think I've disappeared he can't get to me right?" "Not even here" "So what now?" "I jump up and "Biing~" "thank you very much 384)}(Wajima Kouichi dinner recipe complete)" "{\3cH026A00}How many blows was that?" "{\3cH0000AD}We were being force-fed" "{\3cH026A00}Itadakimasu" "{\3cH900074}Itadakimasu" "my ass seriously hurts" "{\3cH0000AD}Seriously?" "{\3cHC93700}The watchman... {\3cHC93700}...are not paying attention at all" "372)}(Sudden judgment on the programme)" "{\3cH0000AD}It's because of what you said" "{\3cHC93700}Eh?" "!" "For real?" "{\3cH00718E}You shouldn't have done that you know" "{\3cH0000AD}It was an act of rebellion that's why someone try saying something" "{\3cH00718E}I don't think so..." "{\3cH900074}Can we stop this?" "{\3cH00718E}And I was enjoying my meal... {\3cH00718E}I've already been hit" "{\3cH0000AD}You gotta stop it!" "{\3cH0000AD}This chair isn't stable to begin with!" "{\3cHC93700}Well I wasn't the one who knocked it over" "{\3cH026A00}It was dangerous you know" "{\3cH0000AD}Even that kind of expression counts?" "!" "{\3cH0000AD}It's cuz you keep saying awful things" "{\3cH00718E}You've made the watchman angry" "{\3cH00718E}You brought this on yourself" "{\3cH0000AD}This chair is really scary" "{\3cH026A00}Wasn't it really dangerous?" "{\3cH026A00}He almost knocked the back of his head" "{\3cH0000AD}Please just let me have my meal." "Please let me have my meal" "{\3cH0000AD}This guy's totally laughing!" "{\3cH026A00}Hamada-san's laughing!" "{\3cH0000AD}Uwaah..." "It's just the crows crying.." "{\3cH0000AD}Oh he's laughing" "{\3cH026A00}Yes he just did" "{\3cHC93700}Can you guys not do that?" "You were mistaken about earlier you started it first" "{\3cHC93700}No that's not it!" "{\3cH00718E}Doesn't it feel good doing that?" "{\3cH026A00}Les' juz eat properly" "{\3cH0000AD}"Les' juz eat" he says" "{\3cH00718E}I think the watchman is kinda offended" "{\3cHC93700}Isn't the tempura a little bad?" "Sometimes" "{\3cHC93700}Right?" "do you only know how to complain?" "{\3cHC93700}That was the worst" "?" "{\3cH0000AD}If even this is also a "Matsumoto OUT" "{\3cH0000AD}How do you expect me to escape huh? {\3cH0000AD}Naa!" "listen here" "{\3cH0000AD}Noone... {\3cH0000AD}.... can be bothered about this and just continues eating kinda wrong" "{\3cHC93700}Ahh it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts it hurts" "I never utter a word" "{\3cH0000AD}But probably... {\3cH0000AD}In the end it doesn't matter" "{\3cH900074}Sort of a cause for anxiety isn't it" "372)}(Looking for something in Hamada's desk) 302)}(Yonesuke 22years old)" "361)}(Placed atop the seat cushion - standby)" "{\3cHC93700}Who did this?" "{\3cHC93700}Wasn't it supposed to be left here?" "376)}(Hamada goes to the smoking area)" "302)}(Yonesuke 22years old) 361)}(Placed atop the seat cushion - standby)" "302)}(Yonesuke 22years old) 361)}(Placed under the seat cushion - standby)" "There's a press release at another location" "Let's go collect some data" "{\3cHC93700}He didn't even say whose press release it is huh" "Matsumoto" "Yamazaki" "{\3cH00718E}We're in the middle of a war eh" "{\3cH0000AD}Eh!" "?" "{\3cH0000AD}I'm in the middle?" "{\3cH0000AD}You should be in the middle 320)}Sorry" "{\3cH0000AD}Why do I have to sit where the bulge is?" "It's not right ya know" "{\3cH0000AD}This guy's laughing" "{\3cH0000AD}You keep pushing and hogging space eh" "{\3cH0000AD}Why are YOU pushing and hogging space!" "?" "{\3cH0000AD}WHAT THE HELL" "{\3cH0000AD}You're taking up all the space!" "{\3cH0000AD}What the hell is this.... {\3cHC93700}Oh it's taking place here huh" "330)}(Huge numbers of press members packed together - attention levels are high) 383)}(Staged press release public interview)" "Over here" "416)}(Press release" " Hall)" "{\3cHC93700}This place is huge huh thank you very much in celebration of its 25th anniversary." "The theme for the play is this " "Stage Version" " Star Wars:" "The Empire Strikes Back" "{\3cHC93700}They had to do a Star Wars play... let me introduce the main cast of this version of Star Wars" "Playing as Luke Skywalker " "366)}(Kawasaki Mayo)" "her debut performance on a stage 366)}(Umemiya Claudia) a model)" "Darth Vader 366)}(Satou Gajirou)" "specially featuring.." "as C3PO  R2D2 is this gentleman" "366)}(Meguro Yuuki)" "MEGURO YUUKI" "{\3cH0000AD}Wasn't the speed of which he came out just strange?" "please feel free to ask any questions" "(Question  Answer Session)" "I have a question for Claudia-san" "Where is the one place that you would like to visit the most?" "Because I have alot to say..." "I'll try to bring across my message properly" "My heart is racing" "I'll help you in every way I can" "Ah.." "I wonder if doing so might anger Umemiya-san" "Thank you very much" "That is all for the question  answer session we would like you to watch a special segment from the play" "Please kindly wait" "{\3cHC93700}They unveiled something really shameless eh" "{\3cH0000AD}He's really close" "Five minutes later" "Ten minutes later" "{\3cH0000AD}Eh wait this guy here's sorta laughing also" "he's going back" "{\3cH0000AD}That sort of gag is just terrible" "in a galaxy far away Princess Leia has been held captive" "Luke..." "♪ I am Luke Skywalker ♫" "♪ Protector of peace in space ♫" "Master Luke!" "What's wrong?" "C3PO?" "I've learned the whereabouts of Princess Leia" "Let's save her at once" "Let's go C3PO!" "Wait for me Master Luke!" "{\3cHC93700}They're kidding right...." "Meanwhile..." "Princess Leia is being held captive by Darth Vader" "Everything is going according to plan" "Release me." "Release me." "{\3cH00718E}Absolutely no emotions at all" "374)}(Reading from script) this was all your doing" "I..." "Aldar... {\3cHC93700}She's just reading descendant of Breha Organa" "This is a war" "A galactic war star wars." "C3PO  R2D2 will surely come to save me" "C3PO  R2D2" "I will be saved" "C3PO  R2D2 are my best partners" "Miss Leia are ya done?" "{\3cH00718E}That's in Osaka dialect" "Take her inside!" "C3PO  R2D2" "{\3cHC93700}That was awful.." "{\3cH00718E}It's supposed to be their 25th anniversary right?" "Meanwhile.." "An intense mid-air battle unfolds as Luke and R2D2 linked up to fight enemy forces" "{\3cHC93700}What is this" "{\3cHC93700}Man.." "What the hell is this" "you rude people" "Eh you're pretty noisy aren't you" "456)}Wait!" "Luke" "Let's battle with our sabers" "{\3cHC93700}What an awful play" "{\3cHC93700}They're actually using toys for this look at Claudia" "{\3cH00718E}She's just plain standing there" "And so begun their grand struggle who then pulverized Darth Vader" "Thank you Luke" "Where has C3PO  R2D2 gone to I wonder" "You're right!" "Where could they have gone to?" "Where I wonder they were around earlier" "Where I wonder" "Where I wonder" "Where I wonder" "Where I wonder" "R2D2 enters the scene) are you alright?" "EH?" "Weren't you with C3PO earlier?" "pipopa i don't know pipopapipo" "Let's just leave C3PO be" "Oh what the heck" "♫ I was born for the sake of protecting the galaxy's peace ♪" "{\3cH0000AD}My stomach hurts my stomach hurts my stomach hurts" "no doubt about it" "{\3cHC93700}Awful" "{\3cHC93700}All of them were just awful" "413)}(Level 4 Lobby) 372)}(Matsumoto goes to the toilet by himself)" "Ouch!" "416)}(Collision with a boy holding soft cream)" "{\3cH026A00}Are you ok?" "Ryo-kun~" "MAMA!" "{\3cH0000AD}What happened? {\3cH026A00}then he bumped into me and got soft cream on me" "{\3cH00718E}His name was Ryo-kun right?" "{\3cH00718E}For a moment I thought" "{\3cH00718E}his father would appear the guy who slaps your face" "{\3cHC93700}Wait a minute if you wish since yours are dirty" "{\3cHC93700}Why are these here?" "{\3cH0000AD}This time it's gonna be really harsh" "{\3cH900074}The buttons huh" "{\3cHC93700}Yama-chan is getting changed now right" "420)}(Dressing room) 420)}(Smoking area)" "While Yamazaki is changing the respective members spend their time freely" "And Matsumoto is lonely all by himself" "{\3cHC93700}Those buttons are detestable" "{\3cHC93700}Is Yama-chan done changing?" "{\3cH026A00}May I?" "{\3cHC93700}You should just come out if you're done" "{\3cH00718E}You're a newspaper reporter right?" "{\3cHC93700}You shouldn't say things like "You're a newspaper reporter right?" "{\3cH0000AD}Nobody asked you to wear something like this" "{\3cH0000AD}It's like you're just trying to make us laugh I'm really gonna catch a cold" "{\3cH0000AD}Then I guess it can't be helped" "{\3cH026A00}Do you mind...?" "{\3cH026A00}Do you mind...?" "{\3cH0000AD}What do you mean by "Do you mind?" "{\3cH00718E}I don't know" "{\3cH0000AD}What do you mean by "Do you mind?" "{\3cH0000AD}Oh no.." "This big guy" "{\3cHC93700}I have no idea what you're trying to say Yama-chan" "{\3cH026A00}There's no specific meaning to it" "{\3cH026A00}Do you mind.." "This?" "{\3cH026A00}Do you mind...?" "{\3cH026A00}Do you mind...?" "For real.." "{\3cHC93700}What the hell... {\3cHC93700}Why are you so persistent?" "{\3cH00718E}What's the meaning of all this?" "{\3cHC93700}Just stop it" "{\3cH00718E}What do you want?" "Can you just say it?" "{\3cH900074}Yea" "{\3cHC93700}You want me to hold it?" "{\3cHC93700}Heavy" "{\3cH0000AD}Then you could've just said so in the first place" "{\3cH026A00}But you have to feel it for yourself to know" "{\3cH0000AD}But if you just said so in the first place... {\3cH026A00}It's not something you'd expect you know it's heavy I know feel it for yourself" "{\3cH026A00}The weight isn't something you'd expect right?" "{\3cH0000AD}There's reason to be seriously alarmed by this yea?" "{\3cH900074}Heavy.." "?" "{\3cH026A00}I'll drink something hot" "{\3cH00718E}The buttons" "{\3cH026A00}I'm gonna press it" "{\3cH900074}Seriously?" "{\3cH026A00}Why am I the only one who's ok with it?" "393)}(Roulette START!" ")" "{\3cH026A00}Wait!" "Wait!" "This will hurt!" "{\3cH00718E}This definitely hurts!" "{\3cH026A00}Ah pain.." "are you for real?" "{\3cHC93700}You'll be fine!" "{\3cH900074}This is awful" "{\3cH026A00}But I'm just wearing a rag" "{\3cH026A00}The hit is direct on my ass come here and have a look" "{\3cH026A00}Eh?" "Is it bad?" "this underwear... {\3cH00718E}He didn't actually choose to wear this himself right?" "{\3cH0000AD}Why are you wearing that kind of underwear?" "{\3cH00718E}C'mon please spare us!" "{\3cH0000AD}Why are you wearing a T-back!" "?" "(G-string)" "{\3cH0000AD}Why are you wearing a T-back?" "{\3cH00718E}All of a sudden... {\3cH00718E}So why are you wearing a T-back?" "{\3cH026A00}..." "Why not?" "... {\3cH026A00}What if I've always been wearing them?" "{\3cHC93700}You're kidding!" "{\3cH0000AD}What's wrong with you!" "?" "{\3cH026A00}See!" "really it's turned pink" "{\3cH00718E}This is definitely no laughing matter" "{\3cH026A00}I'm gonna get chewed out for this... {\3cH00718E}Who?" "{\3cHC93700}That was Tanaka!" "{\3cH00718E}Who's gonna scold you?" "was this whooping as terrible as yours?" "{\3cH026A00}Mine was worse" "{\3cH00718E}Who's gonna get angry at you?" "Just curious" "{\3cH026A00}If... {\3cH026A00}Blood or something gets out.." "I'm gonna get scolded" "{\3cH00718E}Who's going to?" "{\3cH026A00}Everyone... {\3cH00718E}Everyone?" ".... just be more careful" "{\3cHC93700}Shall we try the blue button?" "{\3cH026A00}Waitwaitwaitwaitwait" "{\3cH00718E}You wanna press it?" "I'll put it away" "{\3cH0000AD}Yea that one's taken care of" "Endou should push it" "{\3cH00718E}Here I go" "463)}(Itao Itsuji's license)" "{\3cH900074}This did it!" "This button sure did it!" "{\3cHC93700}That was pretty awful yea?" "{\3cH026A00}This is the worst... {\3cH0000AD}It's cold you know" "{\3cH0000AD}You're gonna catch a cold" "{\3cH0000AD}Maybe we could make a hot bath?" "{\3cH026A00}Nonono..." "I don't want that" "?" "{\3cHC93700}I wonder if there's a dropper" "{\3cH026A00}Wait.." "Hamada-san" "{\3cH026A00}Really.. really.." "I.." "{\3cH0000AD}I think Yamazaki is probably thinking.." "{\3cH0000AD}that Hamada is up to no good it's written all over his face" "{\3cH026A00}Wait wait wait.. no no no please" "that movement of yours is disturbing" "I'm just getting a drink" "?" "{\3cH0000AD}Ah there it is please wait a moment" "{\3cH026A00}This is crazy isn't it?" "please just calm down" "{\3cH026A00}This is really ridiculous" "{\3cH026A00}Why?" "we were just thinking of" "{\3cH0000AD}putting the stove sideways so it'd warm the place up" "{\3cH00718E}Ohh I see" "{\3cH026A00}I'm sorry" "{\3cH026A00}You.. don't need this do you?" "You only need one cup right?" "{\3cHC93700}What's up with you?" "{\3cH026A00}Please stop.." "{\3cH026A00}Oh no... {\3cH026A00}I can't trust anyone anymore" "{\3cH026A00}You're gonna drop the stove on my head aren't you?" "{\3cH00718E}What's the point of dropping the stove on your head?" "{\3cHC93700}Yama-chan are you cold?" "{\3cH026A00}No I'm not" "{\3cH026A00}I'm fine" "{\3cHC93700}It's not a bad substitute for a pocket warmer" "I'm absolutely fine the tea-bag(T-bakku) over there... {\3cH0000AD}Isn't the T-back with you?" "{\3cH00718E}It's tea-pack(teii-pakku)" "413)}(Stove)" "{\3cH026A00}I hate this" "{\3cH026A00}I hate this" "Attending a party celebrating the establishment of a new office" "{\3cH0000AD}Why is it like this?" "{\3cH0000AD}Why do you always naturally end up getting in first?" "{\3cHC93700}Because I got here earlier" "{\3cHC93700}And you were behind... {\3cHC93700}...taking your own sweet time weren't you" "{\3cH0000AD}That's sadly true" "415)}(Party Hall)" "for taking time off your busy schedules" "I honestly thank you Let the party begin" "let's get this started with a ceremonial sake barrel breaking when celebrating the establishment of new offices the barrel breaking expert!" "372)}(Barrel breaking expert enters) 390)}(Egashira 2:50)" "372)}(the expert who's not breaking the barrel)" "It's my honor to split open the barrel" "{\3cH00718E}How's he gonna do it?" "374)}(Breaking the barrel by head-butting)" "to split open the barrel" "{\3cH00718E}But you already did..." "{\3cH00718E}It's already open!" "{\3cH0000AD}Oh no oh no oh no oh no!" "Th...thank you very much" "Let's move on" "372)}(Debut of a member of the company) with his comical 'BIG 3' on stage!" "392)}(Koji Tomita as Tamori) there're many people with different bad habits right?" "Tunnels' Ishibashi-kun..." "When he's trying hard to read off a message during filming 374)}(Trying hard to read off a message" " Ishibashi Takaaki) extremely good" "Thank you very much" "This here is..." "Yokohama's... ?" "Bandou-san's Kansai dialect's intonation is kinda wrong right?" "373)}(Weird intonation" " Bandou Eiji)" "Next we have this year's runner-ups for "King of skits" "Banana-man" "391)}(Fukki as Shitara Osamu)" "Himura" "(Nobu as Himura Yuuki)" "{\3cH0000AD}Looks like the real thing!" "{\3cH00718E}They were too similar." "I mean I've watched them perform before" "thank you for waiting 'elder sister' character who captivated many in no time at all" "Getting her huge break from this year's Air Ayaya(Matsuura Aya) presenting.." "392)}(Nakamura P as Haruna Ai)" "{\3cHC93700}The clothes are awful" "{\3cH0000AD}I've had enough of laughing" "{\3cH00718E}He(Nakamura P) sure practiced hard for this" "let's invite our next performer" "{\3cH0000AD}More!" "? this street dancer..." "390)}(Morisanchuu's Kurosawa Kazuko)" "{\3cHC93700}What's up with that body!" "?" "{\3cHC93700}That's some body.." "393)}(Longevity)" "{\3cH00718E}That's the nastiest" "{\3cH0000AD}Go die!" "{\3cH00718E}You're the worst!" "{\3cH0000AD}It's to the extent that I would've rather laughed The Field of Butterfly president's address" "373)}(President's address)" "392)}(Chouno Masahiro) 23)}(Chouno Masahiro is a professional wrestler)" "OI!" "come up here!" "Why was today's performances so weak?" "Is that kind of standard OK for you?" "Who was the one who gave you the instructions?" "373)}(Punished by a slap in the face)" "there is an announcement for everyone here" "President Chouno's most treasured notebook has gone missing 321)}(What crossed Yamazaki's mind - "Where has he seen this similar turn of events")" "Have some spirit!" "337)}(Recollection of exactly one year ago) 444)}(No Laughing in Hospital)" "Dr. Chouno's most treasured handkerchief has been stolen" "It's design is something like this" "Everyone here please check your pockets" "350)}(Culprit found!" ")" "376)}("Chouno's Slap" punching punishment)" "389)}(Is Yamazaki the leading actor for this tragedy once again?" ")" "President Chouno's most treasured notebook has gone missing 373)}(President Chouno's notebook stolen!" ")" "The stolen notebook looks identical to the one I'm holding" "The culprit should be here in this room 372)}(Escaped after much difficulty" " Yamazaki)" "{\3cH900074}This isn't true right?" "371)}(Culprit found!" ")" "Hurry on up here!" "{\3cH026A00}Thank God~" "A journalist from where?" "Which company are you from?" "{\3cH900074}Ga-Su" " Kurobikari News..." "{\3cH900074}I didn't steal the notebook you know" "Did you look at what's inside?" "Are you trying to use that to blackmail me?" "{\3cH900074}Well I've only been using it to collect data" "{\3cH900074}Field... {\3cH900074}...of House" "{\3cH900074}Field of Butterfly..." "I've had enough" "Stand over here 372)}(Culprit gets punished by a slap in the face!" ")" "{\3cH900074}But I'm really scared" "It's fine just stand there" "Here I go" "President!" "Bad news!" "373)}(President's secretary appears)" "Ryo-chan suffered serious injuries!" "?" "What the hell happened!" "{\3cH00718E}Ryo-chan?" "Ah!" "AH!" "AH!" "{\3cHC93700}The kid with the soft cream!" "373)}(The kid with the soft cream appears)" "Do you remember how this person looks like?" "Yea" "The guy might be in here for all we know see if you can find him here" "374)}(Search for the culprit!" ")" "{\3cH00718E}Changing the look on your face might save you" "It's him Papa!" "371)}(Culprit found!" ")" "Oi!" "Get up here!" "372)}(Culprit gets punished by a slap in the face!" ")" "Are you trying to oppose me!" "?" "{\3cH026A00}Please wait" "{\3cH026A00}Please Wait" "{\3cH026A00}Chouno-san.." "{\3cH026A00}I am truly very scared already" "{\3cH026A00}I'm really very scared" "{\3cHC93700}But you were the one who bumped into the kid earlier" "How the hell did you knock into my kid for him to sustain such injuries!" "?" "{\3cH026A00}Wait wait!" "WAIT WAIT REALLY PLEASE" "{\3cH026A00}Your son.... {\3cH026A00}He fell.... {\3cH026A00}So I asked him if he was alright" "Why didn't you help him!" "?" "{\3cH026A00}I DID!" "How?" "Show me" "{\3cH026A00}I said "Are you ok?"... {\3cH026A00}Then I sympathized with him" "Come up here!" "I really don't want this... {\3cH00718E}But we weren't the ones who knocked into the kid..." "{\3cH026A00}Then you should have made me the lead right from the start... {\3cH026A00}Wouldn't it be better if I was holding the notebook instead!" "?" "Are you trying to insult me!" "?" "{\3cH026A00}I'm sorry!" "Wait!" "{\3cH026A00}Is this the only way?" "Please say it isn't true" "These are your circumstances" "{\3cH026A00}What do you mean?" "then... {\3cH026A00}OK I'll explain everything to you in detail" "OK get started" "{\3cH026A00}I was walking normally" "{\3cH026A00}Then your child... {\3cH026A00}....came running and knocked into me" "It's because you didn't give way that it happened" "{\3cH026A00}I DID give way he came knocking into me" "Are you OK?" "Are you OK?" "Then how did my child sustain such injuries?" "{\3cH026A00}I have no idea" "{\3cH026A00}It seems you won't be persuaded huh...." "Then let's do this oi!" "What's up with you" "What's wrong?" "{\3cH026A00}I'm scared...." "{\3cH026A00}Now you know how I feel don't you!" "{\3cH026A00}You know I was really ecstatic when it turned out to be Tanaka" "{\3cH900074}It can't be helped Zaki-san.." "{\3cH026A00}OK OK OK we'll do it we'll do it" "{\3cH026A00}OK we'll do it" "{\3cH026A00}Could you do it with a little bit of a warning..?" "A warning" "What do you mean?" "it won't hurt as much" "But I haven't even moved yet.." "a little warning..." "{\3cH026A00}Wait wait" "{\3cH00718E}My ass feels weird..." "{\3cH026A00}I don't feel so good... {\3cH026A00}Save me Tanaka" "{\3cH026A00}I don't feel so good anymore let's get this over with" "I am a bad person." "I've been a bad person!" "{\3cH026A00}Forgive me!" "383)}(Moment of execution)" "{\3cH0000AD}Amazing huh!" "{\3cH026A00}Yea!" "Stars were flying!" "{\3cH0000AD}I've never experienced a slap like this before!" "Show's over!" "Get out of here!" "Get the hell out!" "All of you get out!" "{\3cH026A00}Ah..." "I just got it... {\3cH026A00}Field of Butterfly... {\3cH026A00}is Chouno" "Ah excuse me" "Ah hello 361)}(Unforseen visitor" " Murakami Shoji)" "Wah!" "I've been studying comedy inside a tiger's cave.." "And I was picked up by the news" "Kyushu ." "Charshu ." "Minnanoshu Ha Ha 443)}(Island) . (Roast pork) . (Everybody)" "{\3cH0000AD}Can you stop going "Wahh".." "How did udon gradually become popular" "Udon is actually a product of China" "How was udon discovered?" "I'm sure everyone is familiar with Marco Polo it's written as Wantan it's read Undon it's Yün Tun)" "So after going through different dialects and accents.." "it gradually became udon" "So in Kanagawa Prefecture.." "I don't know if you know this..." "Marco Polo took it from China..." "Then brought it back to Italy with him" "Then presented it to the King" "And he ate it" "Uh.... uh..." "{\3cH00718E}Can you stop doing that with your hand?" "Thank you very much" "{\3cH900074}I knew it would go like that.." "Guys" "Now there's a wedding conference for a big celebrity." "Let's go collect data" "{\3cH00718E}Wow... one after another" "{\3cHC93700}Seriously?" "{\3cH00718E}News agencies sure are busy huh" "{\3cH026A00}It smells like winter huh does it?" "{\3cH0000AD}I'm just saying this... {\3cH0000AD}Why?" "(being in the centre) 341)}(Successive attacks from funny set-ups) 447)}(On the way to a wedding conference in hired cars)" "381)}(Who could this big celebrity be?" ")" "(The conference will turn into a comedic hell) hall entrance)" "{\3cH026A00}Who is it?" "{\3cHC93700}This is the husband huh" "{\3cH00718E}Oh it's not a fellow big celebrity huh.." "we apologize for the delay" "Please welcome the blessed wife onto stage" "{\3cH00718E}You're getting married?" "362)}(Shocking wedding" " Chiaki)" "I believe they divorced in late 2007)" "{\3cH00718E}Is this for real!" "?" "Thank you for having me" "I'm Chiaki" "PuU~ please feel free to ask questions that gentleman over there" "what do you usually call your husband?" "Ummm.." "I called him "Onii 22)}(Affectionate name which means something like "Big brother")" "it's "New Onii" "{\3cH00718E}I feel like my ass is swelling" "How did he propose to you?" "For my ex-husband.." "I want to be with you even as you grow old when it comes to death" "To illustrate with soft cream..." "You would be pink strawberry cream.. they would also disappear together when they melt" "I'll die with you." "...was what he said it's the regular" "Would you marry me?" "everything is exposed" "what made you decide that he was the one for you? he is absolutely unique" "can you show us something interesting?" "372)}(New Onii showcasing something interesting)" "{\3cH00718E}I'm really receiving every blow eh?" "{\3cH026A00}So gentle... patting his cheeks.." "Actually I've heard that.." "..you husband is exceptional at impersonations is this true?" "that's right" "His impersonation of Beat Takeshi is rather good 26)}("Beat Takeshi" Takeshi Kitano is a prominent Japanese celebrity) then let's have a look" "373)}(Impersonation of Beat Takeshi) you bastard!" "{\3cH0000AD}You were made to say that weren't you?" "does he have anything else in stall for us?" "His impersonation of Mori Shin'ichi-san is also excellent 27)}(Mori Shin'ichi is an old Enka singer)" "Mori Shin'ichi-san huh?" "Then let's have a look 373)}(Impersonation of Mori Shin'ichi)" "..Mum.." "{\3cH00718E}That wasn't good at all!" "{\3cH0000AD}What was he spouting?" "{\3cH026A00}He said 'mum'" "{\3cH00718E}It's supposed to be 'dear mother' right?" "for changing the lyrics." "It has since been settled) to the journalists seated in the front row.." "whose impersonation would you like to see?" "Please make a request with the celebrity's name could we have Yamazaki-san make a request?" "{\3cH026A00}Lessee.. how about Kobayashi Akira-san 373)}(Impersonation of Kobayashi Akira)" "23)}(Kobayashi Akira is an actor)" "Hey what're ya doing?" "Ya better do it properly!" "{\3cHC93700}Who the hell is that!" "?" "the conference will come to a closing do you have anything to add?" "Onii!" "Please be happy!" "PuU~" "{\3cH00718E}Please be happy too.." "{\3cH026A00}It's over right?" "i forgot about all that stuff" "Japan)" "402)}(Prime Minister Oonishi)" "I believe it's a parody of ex-Prime Minister Koizumi Jun'ichirou)" "I'm Thomas Jarod from New York Times" "Thank you for having me" "Could you please tell us about the economic situation" "There are many places... whereby... uh.. money.." "should not be taken from" "Even if you have to.." "You can't.. is what I think" "What kind of places are you referring to?" "Like loan companies... ..where money... is borrowed from" "{\3cH00718E}Getting too engrossed to Jimmy-san is dangerous eh?" "I'm Anna Kaiser from Frankfurt News" "How much do you know about Germany's situation?" "Germany?" "I know about Germany" "Beer..." "Is there nothing from the political aspect?" "Ah from the political viewpoint..." "Frankfurt's policemen..." "What was that?" "Frankfurt police" "Germany's policemen" "What about it?" "together... we will form close relations" "We will form close relations" "I'm Anne Smith from Boston News" "I've heard that the Prime Minister's English is excellent" "Could you please sing us 'Twinkle twinkle little star' in English please?" "(In Japanese)  ♪ Twinkle twinkle ♫" "♫ Twinkle twinkle ♪" "♪ Glitteryyy ♫" "{\3cHC93700}That wasn't in English was it?" "{\3cH00718E}That 'glittery' part was weird" "{\3cH026A00}There's still more to come huh.." "334)}(12 hours have passed since) 456)}(It's about time they've reached their limits)" "397)}(More assassins to come bare their fangs at the five)" "{\3cH0000AD}I'm tired... {\3cH0000AD}What's up with that slap?" "{\3cH0000AD}It was as fast as a bear catching salmon" "{\3cH00718E}The wedding conference huh" "{\3cH900074}That was surprising huh" "{\3cH00718E}I really do hope Chiaki-chan attains happiness.. those two.. 451)}please present the next video segment" "468)}" "Cue card)" "{\3cHC93700}" " It's the last one {\3cH0000AD}" " Oh the last one?" "{\3cHC93700}Do a good one" "{\3cH0000AD}That's enough please!" "in case you forgot)" "{\3cH0000AD}Pretty cold (lame) isn't it" "386)}(Going to the Wrestling Division to get data)" "200)}Here we go" "357)}(W Joyman) 319)}Takaaki Nakamura P" "Exercise is important" "Band" is an English word" "Nakamura is Yoshinobu" "Ootake is Shinobu" "sorry~" "Honestly SOwwy~" "Bae Yongjun ." "Peruvian" "Won Bin ." "Beer bottle" "Yoshinobu ." "Pork shabu" "Takagi Buu ." "Piggyback" "Oda Mudou ." "Sewers" "Ikkokudou ." "Gangsterism they're mostly celebrity names)" "Amura.... singer)" "Odagiri Joe ." "Abnormal" "Shibasaki Kou ." "Tailing" "Producer ." "Bulldozer ... {\3cH00718E}Don't tell me you can't remember your own stuff" "{\3cH0000AD}THEY should be out!" "This is our company's wrestling division" "418)}(Wrestling hall)" "It's OK to step up here with your shoes on" "194)}(Company's outstanding champions!" ")" "299)}(Kurobikari Wrestling Division) 196)}(Cloaked in secrecy)" "299)}("Secret extreme training" data collecting) so they're coming here to meet you guys" "{\3cHC93700}What kinda data should we be collecting?" "2!" "355)}(Ga-su" " Kurobikari News Company) 395)}(Wrestling Division)" "We will make critical wins" "Achieve the results with much difficulty" "Is that clear?" "(Wrestling Division special training commence)" "Alright everyone!" "Now we'll have the stocking tire pull" "There'll be a stocking attached to this tire" "Which you'd also wear over your head" "This is training for your neck 353)}(Pulling a 40kg tire with just the strength of a stocking over the head)" "Keep going forward" " OK?" "OK!" "So who's gonna go?" "Iwao!" "435)}(Iwao Nozomu)" "357)}(Dodge the balls and grab the flag)" "{\3cHC93700}It hit his face" "{\3cH0000AD}His face must hurt" "{\3cH00718E}It must've really hurt just now" "408)}(Nukumizu Youichi)" "{\3cH0000AD}This is terrible!" "balance is of utmost importance" "So we're gonna train our balance" "Bring it out!" "388)}(Coffee Balance) balance must be maintained)" "Fujimoto!" "392)}(Fujimoto Toshifumi)" "Where do you want it placed?" "On my stomach please" "Alright next!" "Hiroaki!" "382)}(Ogi Hiroaki)" "Wanna go for double?" "Double?" "{\3cH0000AD}Is that even possible?" "{\3cH0000AD}There's no way this can be done right?" "{\3cH00718E}This is definitely impossible" "Don't move!" "{\3cH00718E}His balance is bad!" "Alright who wants to try this big cup?" "Leader please do it" "Please!" "388)}(Shoufukutei Shouhei)" "{\3cH026A00}It's shaky" "{\3cH00718E}The captain's balance is awful!" "(The extreme heroics of the wrestling division)" "(Time for sparring)" "Alright next!" "We have 1-on-1 sparring" "385)}(Haranishi Takayuki) 389)}(Kosugi Ryuuichi)" "Kill!" "Kill!" "{\3cH00718E}That was dirty" "386)}(Yahagi Ken) 386)}(Himura Yuuki)" "{\3cH00718E}No!" "No!" "No!" "{\3cH0000AD}There was no need to do that right?" "{\3cH0000AD}There was really no need to do that right?" "387)}(Ogi Hiroaki) 383)}(Iwao Nozomu)" "{\3cH00718E}That's good taking him from the back" "{\3cH900074}That's right that's right!" "{\3cH00718E}Eh?" "What's going on?" "{\3cH00718E}This isn't right!" "{\3cH00718E}That was mortifying" "it was nothing but his anus" "{\3cH00718E}He was totally nude huh?" "{\3cHC93700}Why are they going back as if they've accomplished something?" "I would like to begin the "Regular Report" Meeting 358)}(The journalists will exchange their inside stories/reports)" "I believe most of this segment is translated wrongly) Yamazaki Housei... any stories on him?" "Umm.." "About that guy.." "Something disastrous happened" "He was staying over at an inn in the countryside" "For a TV program that's right." "So one morning..." "I wanted to go meet him" "But it's like Yamazaki just refused to." "So Yamazaki kept rejecting" "One of the reasons he gave was" "He was sleeping at a stranger's place" "From one's knowledge you'd know he wasn't at a stranger's place and yet..." "But then the next morning came.." "That's no reason to cry he did leave the place" "I discussed the matter with the staff" "You'd get disoriented due to the time-difference" "The regular guests cried twice as much" "That's mean" "Every time I greet him my heart goes..." "He supposedly causes miracles to happen doesn't he? they went for the written oracles (fortune-telling)" "24)}(Ameagari Kesshitai is a comedy duo)" "Miyasako-san got slightly good luck" "Hotohara-san got moderate good luck" "But Yamazaki-san got a blank piece of paper" "Wow that's amazing!" "I messaged Yamazaki-san to ask where he was" "And later proceeded to the get written oracles too" "I got slightly good luck the friend got moderate good luck" "When Yamazaki-san drew his lot... there was no need for a second look on it was written "Plain" "Yamazaki-san got into the iPod" "There were various things you could do with it photos or even music... it's all in" "So he was showing some juniors his pictures" "He was showing this photo to Kobayashi" "So holding his iPod like so..." "Caught in the nail of his pinky was a strand of pubic hair" "{\3cH0000AD}Was that true?" "Pubic hair huh..." "Regarding the boom of his shophouse home" "He wanted to turn it into..." "A shop specializing in Yakisoba" "" "He then hired a chinese guy from the mahjong club" "He wanted to a start a store specializing in fried rice." "He wanted me to teach him how to headhunt for people" "The guy likes to blow his nose alot doesn't he?" "He rips off from Koike Eikoe" "Chan is 'clip-clop'"." "{\3cHC93700}For real?" "{\3cH0000AD}Are all these stories real you guys?" "sorry.)" "Any other news?" "Something like scandals?" "I just got this news though" "Just recently at the wrestling club.." "Shoufukutei Shouhei was there wasn't he?" "I helped him with his costumes yes?" "I noticed his pubes were all white." "{\3cH0000AD}What kind of conversation is this?" "!" "This is about Miyasko Hiroyuki during his lowest" "He claimed "I'm as interesting as Downtown"." "114)}(This is Miyasako Hiroyuki)" "And despite saying that...." "My honeymoon was on the sandy beaches of Wakayama"." "{\3cH0000AD}There's nothing wrong with that really." "he went by express train." "But its suitable for working class people" "But its suitable for working class people right?" "This is about Downtown's Hamada Masatoshi" "He doesn't just do comedy does he" "There are dramas and movies too" "Also as a voice actor yes?" "Like in Shrek... which was suitable with his Kansai dialect" "And Fujiwara Norika... and they've co-starred quite a number of times before." "I daresay that at least once..." "He carried her in his arms" "{\3cH0000AD}Who's earning from all this!" "?" "" "Jinnai was worried about his physical condition 30)}(This is Jinnai Tomonori) according to reports he was eating pastries he vomited." "When asked "what's wrong?" "I forgot I'm already full." "{\3cH0000AD}Why do I have to get my ass whooped from your lying!" "?" "" "Some time back... there was an event late in the night." "Everyone was sharing scary stories" "Jinnai turned pale... and broke into cold sweat." "it's cold.." "As if he was in his final moments." "And then Tamura Keiji (another celebrity)... he started hitting Jinnai's back" "(looks like an exorcism ritual)" "Jinnai was healed." "There are some reports associating Jinnai with Kobayashi Kendo right?" "it's known that Kendo Kobayashi was quite the prankster." "30)}(This is Kendo Kobayashi)" "There were pranks done to Jinnai's glasses" "?" "So what happened was that the glasses were stir-fried in a fry pan" "Don't just use the gas as you please!" "What are you doing to my glasses!" and get angry" "But he reacted to the gas being used instead huh" "What about the rest?" "This is from Mimata Matazou the celebrity both of whom he's acquainted with The paparazzi was constantly snooping around." "This is something I heard from others who saw it." "Matsumoto was having a meal with his other Yoshimoto colleagues" "Then Matsumoto Hitoshi-san... with the intention of buying a vacuum cleaner" "I have a Dyson cleaner that's been used only twice." "I'll take it"." "he then had it delivered to his Yoshimoto junior." "It was well-received." "Thanks for the vacuum cleaner" "Text messages as well." "Thank you so much." "he must be a good person" "what did the "twice" stand for?" "The times it was used just twice." "Doesn't it concern you?" "What those 2 times were used for?" "According to investigations.." "it was used to suck the anus" "But the person in question doesn't seem to know about it does he?" "So you're saying he didn't know what it was being used for?" "Right he just thought that the cleaner being used only twice was a good thing" "Any more?" "Last week there was a report on Matsumura Kunihiro.." "about his ****** incident." "22)}(I believe it's masturbation)" "He fell in love with someone in the sports club" "A 64 year old woman that he met" "Every Monday and Friday he'd ******." "(Someone asking Mimata Matazou...) ...asked him if he had any interesting stories to tell" "I'm going out with Idol A's mother"." "25)}(This is Mimata Matazou) was having a lover's quarrel with Actress A" "After thorough investigations the 4th date he had was with someone new" "I believe... (not sure about this)" "Later it was found out there was a third party involved. it turned out to be Yamashiro Shingo-san" "23)}(Yamashiro Shingo is an old actor." "Around 70 years of age.)" "This is the best story" "So shall we go with this?" "345)}Morning paper headlines" " Mimata's 4th date!" "455)}Big actress A introduces Yamashiro Shingo to him" "Dismiss~" "{\3cHC93700}I can't take in anymore" "we have horror department duties." "The duties start at this time" "Would you guys like to help out?" "{\3cHC93700}Aww maan...." "The room is in basement 1." "because I'm scared." "{\3cHC93700}What the hell? But it's an 'out' if you get scared." "{\3cH00718E}Here we go.. {\3cH0000AD}I don't wanna be with Tanaka in this case" "{\3cH0000AD}Anything strange would be enough to scare him 168)}(Late night special rule)" "328)}(No getting frightened news agency)" "377)}(Illumination within the building has changed) it's scarier at the back." "it's definitely better please walk behind me then." "313)}(Toaster)" "{\3cH0000AD}Tanaka with his reaction... {\3cHC93700}Stop that will you" "{\3cH026A00}I think he landed on his knee" "{\3cH00718E}Keep it together will ya" "312)}(Heipo scream)" "{\3cH00718E}What the hell" "{\3cH00718E}What the hell are ya doing?" "{\3cH026A00}Tanaka are you dead?" "{\3cH0000AD}If a person's voice is your limit then there's something wrong with you" "(Carefully sweeping across the basement towards their destination)" "(What will the horror dept. have them do?" ")" "{\3cH00718E}Ah here we are!" "The horror dept." "you're a little too loud" "428)}(Farewell letter) 273)}Sit and wait" "{\3cH00718E}Absolutely no manners huh... 408)}(Horror department member)" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}Hello" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}I'm looking for someone from the horror department" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}Endou-san" "{\3cH00718E}Endou speaking" "I have a request." "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}In the archives on the 3rd floor" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}There are 3 portraits on display" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}Please take photos of these portraits" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}so that the spirit will be caught" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}Endou-san and Yamazaki-san" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}would you be so kind as take the spirit photographs?" "{\3cH00718E}The archives on the 3rd floor" "{\3cH00718E}There are 3 portraits we'll have ourselves spirit photos." "{\3cH00718E}This was requested of Yamazaki-san and myself" "{\3cH026A00}You're kidding!" "{\3cH0000AD}Portrait photos and Shouzou ... complicatedly related." "23)}('Portrait' and Endou's given name are pronounced the same = Shouzou)" "352)}(Discharging of CO2 gas)" "{\3cHC93700}This would definitely scare anyone" "373)}(2 meter tall Kitarou)" "{\3cH00718E}That's really scary" "{\3cH026A00}Huge" "{\3cH00718E}Excuse us.." "Don't worry~" "{\3cH026A00}You're really scary 279)}(Nishino Lion)" "{\3cH026A00}That head..." "Don't worry~" "{\3cH00718E}This IS worrisome 375)}(The echoes of the 2 screaming men)" "{\3cH0000AD}They're really noisy" "{\3cHC93700}You can hear them all the time" "{\3cH00718E}I'm sorry!" "{\3cH00718E}I'm really sorry" "374)}(Bombardment of firebombs)" "227)}(Sign before entering)" "{\3cH0000AD}You guys were lame 314)}(Electric Pen)" "{\3cH00718E}What's wrong?" "please sign." "{\3cH026A00}It'll be OK if you use your sleeves" "{\3cH00718E}It's really painful and scary you know" "{\3cH026A00}It's fine even if we don't write anything" "{\3cH00718E}Are those it?" "{\3cH026A00}Zetto Zetto Zetto" "(Vocalist Mizuki Ichirou constantly shouts "Zetto" as his gag)" "ZETTO!" "374)}(Mizuki Ichirou emerges from portrait)" "{\3cH00718E}Did you get it?" "{\3cH026A00}Got it got it" "372)}(Nishikino Akira on a Segway) 239)}(Balloon Man)" "{\3cH00718E}DOWN!" "DOWN!" "DOWN!" "{\3cH026A00}I took it I took it" "{\3cH026A00}OI!" "ENDOU!" "{\3cH00718E}This is bad this is bad" "{\3cH00718E}This is bad" "{\3cHC93700}You guys sure were noisy" "{\3cH00718E}The last time was nothing compared to this" "376)}(Snakes from the ceiling)" "{\3cH0000AD}That scared me!" "{\3cHC93700}Were there instances like this one?" "{\3cH00718E}This is nothing." "335)\i1}Hamada  Matsumoto 383)}Purifying the 3rd floor archives with salt" "{\3cH900074}It's not 3 people?" "{\3cHC93700}No just 2" "{\3cH026A00}Be careful" "{\3cHC93700}Oh we will be cuz we're scared" "{\3cH0000AD}Man this is depressing" "{\3cH0000AD}Stop it with this pattern!" "375)}(OL Matsuko Deluxe)" "279)}(Sento-kun) 23)}(Sento-kun is Nara's 1300th anniversary mascot)" "{\3cH0000AD}It's Sento-kun" "{\3cHC93700}Why did Sento-kun enter all of a sudden?" "{\3cHC93700}Is this the 3rd floor?" "375)}(TKO's Kinoshita Takayuki as Sento-kun)" "{\3cHC93700}You.. really... always screaming" "{\3cH0000AD}What the hell" "DON'T WORRY~" "{\3cH0000AD}You scared the hell outta me!" "{\3cHC93700}You were really loud really messed up" "Downtown-san" "{\3cH00718E}Two 45 year olds.. that adds up to 90" "{\3cHC93700}Shut up will you" "{\3cHC93700}Oh there's something there" "{\3cHC93700}This is the kind of thing I hate the most" "377)}Mysterious Cleaner" "373)}Contortionist" "{\3cH0000AD}What was that just then?" "227)}(Sign before entering)" "{\3cH0000AD}It's these kinds of doors that are the scariest" "{\3cH0000AD}Sign before entering.." "{\3cHC93700}No you do it" "{\3cHC93700}What is it?" "{\3cH0000AD}I got zapped" "{\3cHC93700}Open the door then 120)}You're really harsh you know" "{\3cH0000AD}YOU open it" "{\3cH0000AD}There was a running current just then" "{\3cHC93700}wud the hell?" "seriously enough" "371)}(Yuutarou emerges from portrait)" "Can I have some salt?" "{\3cHC93700}Please do" "Mmm goood" "{\3cH0000AD}Let's go back" "{\3cHC93700}What is "Nya~"?" "{\3cH0000AD}Wouldn't it be good if nothing happened on the way back?" "375)}(Nishikino + pillars of fire)" "{\3cH0000AD}Really scary really scary" "{\3cH0000AD}What is he doing seriously" "{\3cH0000AD}Is he an idiot!" "?" "{\3cH0000AD}He's here he's here he's here!" "373)}(Nun Nun in elevator)" "{\3cHC93700}This is really tiresome eh" "{\3cH00718E}This time's much more taxing than the last right?" "371)}(Tanaka alone remains)" "may I speak to Tanaka-san please" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}Hello" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}May I request that you take spirit photos at the mountain nearby" "{\3cH900074}Eh?" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}A car has been prepared for you at the entrance of the building" "{\3cH900074}I have to bring back spirit photos from a mountain nearby" "{\3cH00718E}Where where?" "{\3cH900074}There's a car waiting for me by the entrance" "{\3cH026A00}Eh?" "You're kidding" "{\3cH0000FF\cH000000}There will be a coordinator dressed in a red hood waiting for you there" "{\3cH00718E}What's wrong?" "You looked like a sardine can" "{\3cH00718E}Your legs are bad so be careful" "{\3cH00718E}Doing this alone is just impossible" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "The mountain nearby... which vicinity is it in?" "Driver: ..." "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Ah there" "Coordinator:" "Eh?" "Tanaka:" "woah!" "Coordinator:" "What?" "Coordinator:" "You're late!" "You should have hurried here!" "I hate this hurry" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Eh?" "What's going on here?" "they just told me to stay here" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "You're Heipo-san aren't you?" "Heipo:" "Right it's Heipo" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Is it OK if you get in?" "Heipo:" "Woah the driver!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Har?" "Heipo:" "Give this letter(map) to the driver" "I was given this for company so it's OK if you get on right?" "Heipo:" "Right and give that to the driver" "Heipo:" "With that we should be OK" "Heipo:" "Ahh.." "Scary but on it is written where our destination is right?" "Heipo:" "Could you get us there?" "Heipo:" "Eh?" "Please say something" "Heipo:" "Eh?" "This guy's scary... and unmanned cameras." "The staff was not involved with anything that happened on scene it's pitch-black outside" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Yea it's pitch-black" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Just calm down OK?" "Heipo-san" "I understand" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "We've entered one heck of a place" "Heipo:" "Eh~ Noo" "I'm scared" "Heipo:" "I've had enough" "Heipo:" "Ah ow ow ow ow ow" "Heipo:" "Is the red light on?" "(Video recording)" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Ah yes yes this is somewhat incredible something over there" "Heipo:" "Looks like we're here" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Eh?" "We've arrived?" "Heipo:" "Uwaahh.." "I don't wanna go out there" "Heipo:" "EHH~!" "Heipo: ah..." "Heipo: ...my bad" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Eh?" "What is it?" "I thought I saw something move" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Does this mean we have to get off?" "Heipo:" "I don't know...uWOOAAHH DRIVER" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "What's the matter?" "Heipo:" "I just saw a shadow over there!" "A red one" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Eh?" "What kind of shadow is it?" "Heipo:" "See?" "A red one!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Isn't that your reflection Heipo-san!" "?" "Heipo:" "UwaAAhh!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "What's the matter?" "Heipo:" "I.. don't know" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Could you stop saying "I don't know"?" "Heipo:" "WaAAh~ No more!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "This is just terrible" "Heipo:" "A torchlight this weak is just no good!" "Aaah" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Eh?" "What's wrong?" "Heipo:" "Ah...." "I don't know" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "This is that right?" "A tent" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Are we supposed to get inside it?" "Heipo:" "I guess so" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "We have no other choice but to enter" "Heipo:" "The car's gone... 121)}with the camera" "Heipo:" "Eh?" "Heipo:" "Alright!" "This is fine" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Right" "Heipo:" "Ahh.." "I'm scared" "it's scary" "Heipo:" "Scary~ scary" "Heipo:" "Man.." "Pull yourself together" "Heipo:" "Oh I don't know" "Heipo:" "Tanaka-kun please stop it" "Addressed to Tanaka and Heipo" "You'll spend this short period of time in this tent" "When the alarm rings" "Open the envelope and you'll find a map" "On it you'll find the location of the spirit spot and how to get there" "PS:" "Heipo should also appear in the photograph that's taken" "Be safe" "159)}Stay in the tent temporarily head for the spirit spot" "403)}Heipo should be in the photograph that's taken" "Heipo:" "So what does this mean?" "Heipo:" "Is there really a map or something?" "the map in the envelope..." "Heipo:" "It's that!" "Heipo:" "I'm scared..." "Heipo:" "I'm already worn out.. coming out here" "Heipo:" "No more..." "Heipo:" "No more~~" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Cold~" "Heipo:" "It's because it rang so suddenly" "Heipo:" "So what now?" "Do we look at it (the map)?" "120)}These two are really something huh" "Heipo:" "What does this mean?" "121)}The worst duo" "Heipo:" "Mizunomi..." "Take the photo in front of Mizunomi" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Look at the map carefully" "Heipo:" "Now we're outside aren't we?" "Heipo:" "It's like plaza isn't it?" "Heipo:" "We need to go straight and then make a right" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "So we go straight huh" "Heipo:" "So firstly we go straight right?" "Heipo:" "I can't see anything with the camera's light on!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Are we still to go straight?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Wait wait" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Wait calm down calm down!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "It's alright!" "Heipo-san calm down" "Heipo:" "I don't know..." "Heipo:" "EH~!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Can you please shine the light to the front?" "do you know where we are?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "No I don't but... {\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Man... isn't it just pitched black?" "Heipo:" "noo!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Wait wait wait" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Let's stop let's stop really" "Heipo:" "A tree..." "I can't see at all" "Heipo:" "I hate this..." "let's just end it here" "Heipo:" "There's something here" "Heipo:" "Ah!" "Moths moths!" "Heipo:" "Wait a minute!" "No no no no!" "Moths moths moths!" "Heipo:" "Is it because of the lights?" "Moth-chan" "Heipo:" "Stop it!" "Heipo:" "I can't turn off the lights you know" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Let's get closer" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Feel my hand.." "Feel my body" "Heipo:" "Wait.... {\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Feel my body.." "No I mean.. we'll feel each other's bodies like now" "Heipo:" "Ah I'm at ease.. at ease at ease" "Heipo:" "Is it a right from here?" "we'll make a right" "Heipo:" "Ah the ground!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Eh?" "How can you tell?" "but look" "Heipo:" "Isn't it wide?" "Heipo:" "Isn't it somehow wide?" "Heipo:" "Ahh~ I can't see!" "Heipo:" "I don't know!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Let's take a look at the surrounding area" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Find a place to rest and the route we should take" "Heipo: ooh.. no..." "Heipo: no more..." "Heipo:" "Ah!" "Heipo:" "Is that it?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Could it be?" "Heipo:" "Huh?" ".." "Heipo:" "No.... {\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Uwaaa..." "This is somewhat scary" "Heipo:" "I'm scared" "Heipo:" "So what do we do here?" "Should my back be facing you?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "It's supposed to be a photo with you facing the front right?" "Heipo:" "Let's be in the photo together" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Then who's gonna take the photo?" "Heipo:" "Oh right.." "Heipo:" "Is this OK?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Please just stand there properly" "Heipo:" "Where're you going!" "Where're you going!" "Heipo:" "No no no no no no" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "I'm too close to take a shot" "Heipo:" "Ah I see" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Say cheese!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Ahh.." "This is scary!" "Heipo:" "Scary!" "seriously" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Shouldn't we hurry back?" "Heipo:" "Hurry?" "Heipo:" "What is this!" "frightened by orange peels)" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Stop this already" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Wait it's dangerous it's dangerous" "Heipo:" "What's the matter~" "Heipo:" "What's the matter~" "Heipo:" "Are you alright?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "It was tiring wasn't it" "Heipo:" "Let's rest" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Yea let's" "Heipo:" "I can't take this" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "I really have the urge to go pee" "Heipo:" "Are you going to?" "Heipo:" "What will you do?" "Will you be OK?" "Can you hold it in?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "I think I'll go" "Heipo:" "Eh?" "By yourself?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "I'll be back as soon as I can" "Heipo:" "Can I close this?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Sure" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "If anything happens I'll be back immediately 159)}Toilet" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Is it over there?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Ah I'm scared" "Heipo:" "Huh what?" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Ah it's me" "Heipo:" "Oh.." "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Ah I'm scared... {\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Uwaaa.." "I'm really scared now" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "This is really scary" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "This is where I'll have to pee huh" "408)}(The camera's light dies suddenly)" "Heipo:" "What's the matter~ 407)}(Heipo - startled by Tanaka's voice)" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Wait a minute!" "The batteries!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "Ah I dropped it!" "(Camera)" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "I dropped it..." "Heipo:" "What what?" "Heipo:" "Hurry!" "I'm scared!" "Heipo:" "No no no no!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "The zip!" "The zip!" "Heipo:" "Stop it .. no more..!" "Heipo:" "Where did you go?" "122)}THE TOILET!" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "I went to pee" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "When I was about to open the door (toilet)" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "The batteries died out ya know" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "The camera's batteries" "Heipo:" "Seriously?" "Heipo:" "Uwaaa scary" "{\3cH900074}Tanaka:" "It was sudden you know" "I thought something had happened 122)}What's the matter~" "382)}Spirit photography completed" "{\3cHC93700}When did you get back?" "{\3cH900074}Just now." "{\3cH026A00}Your eyes have really sunken in you know" "{\3cH900074}It was the worst" "{\3cH0000AD}Who was the person in the red hood?" "{\3cH900074}Well I don't wanna see that person ever again" "{\3cH00718E}What happened?" "{\3cH900074}He was really annoying" "{\3cH00718E}You look really irritated" "today's data collecting ends here" "The newspaper will be completed shortly" "So rest easy while it's being done" "Shall we go?" "Go back." "{\3cH00718E}So it's finally over?" "351)}(The journalists' hard day's work) 462)}(Welcoming the results that come instantly)" "{\3cH0000AD}Wooh I'm tired out!" "Please line yourselves up here" "Then descend the stairs" "{\3cH00718E}The newspaper should already be out right?" "let's go down" "Congratulations~" "Happy New Year!" "353)}Founder 388)}Suga Kenji" " Youth" "Here's Ga" " Su" " Sports New Year's Issue!" "Yamazaki-san" "Uncle Matsumoto" "Uncle Hamada" "{\3cH0000AD}You were definitely sleeping" "Uncle Endou. thank you.." "{\3cH0000AD}He looked like he just woke up!" "...Uncle" "I look forward to working with you again this year" "{\3cH00718E}Incredible!" "they really made a newspaper" "{\3cH0000AD}Well then shall we?" "88)}No. of ass-whoopings" "you should be the most tired one" "{\3cH00718E}Heipo-san right?" "I'd ask "What happened?" "{\3cH900074}He'd go "I don't know!" "{\3cH900074}That was the extent of his intelligence" "{\3cH900074}It's always "I don't know" "{\3cHC93700}There are quite a bit of articles in the paper yea?" "{\3cH0000AD}Yea there's even a segment on Umezu-san's funeral" "{\3cH026A00}?" "{\3cH0000AD}Looks like Johnny Depp" "{\3cH026A00}His haircut eh" "{\3cH00718E}They don't look alike at all" "{\3cHC93700}There's the funeral too" "{\3cH00718E}'A lovey-dovey interview right in front of ex-husband' huh?" "{\3cH0000AD}The 'New' Onii" "{\3cH00718E}You haven't tried it yet have you?" "{\3cH900074}Me!" "?" "{\3cH900074}Hamada-san too!" "{\3cH00718E}He's unwillingly to that's why so you should be OK" "{\3cH900074}Yea it's because I've seen it already right?" "{\3cHC93700}Yea it shouldn't be a problem" "{\3cH00718E}What what?" "{\3cHC93700}What're you doing?" "{\3cH0000AD}What were you doing!" "{\3cH0000AD}What's the point of holding it there?" "{\3cH0000AD}Just feeling a little of it is enough" "{\3cH900074}So letting go was OK?" "{\3cHC93700}You were holding it forever!" "{\3cH00718E}Everyone else let go!"