"A Good Day To Have an Affair" " Hi." " Hi." "What did you do today?" " I went to the school and handed out lunch." "On my way home, I bought a couple of fish." "What are you wearing?" "My pajamas!" "Why are you wearing a uniform?" " I have a ceremony today." "I'm buying a cell phone today." "It's been ages since my old one broke." "A cell phone?" "Your phone's right there." "You said you didn't need it anymore." "Then buy me a long line at least." "About 500 meters long." "So I can drag the line along to make phone calls." "This is so awkward." "This really is awkward." "My face's burning." "My lips are so dry." "You look Handsome." "Hey, I showed you my picture." "I couldn't even see your face." "You're really young." "Are you sure you're married?" "I told you I married when I didn't know better." "I am a young miss." "You're very beautiful." "Thank you." "You're very handsome, too." "And so honest." "Nuts." "This is nuts!" "Excuse me?" "Nothing." "Just talking to myself." "This is nuts." "This coffee is strong." "You're 21, then what year does that make you?" "Sophomore." " Have you dated before?" " By that, do you mean..." " if I slept with anyone?" " Yeah." " Really?" " Yes." "But I'd still be good at it." "Really?" "It's really big!" " Really?" " Yes." "For real." " Take it out!" " What?" "Your thing, pull it out." "Here?" "Take it out, underneath!" "It's not so big." " Yes, it is." " No, It's not." "When it's hard, it's really big." "I don't think so." "Yes, it is." "It is big." " Then make it hard." " Here?" "Hey..." "let's go somewhere else." "Don't make me laugh!" "No way..." "That thing, I doubt it can even get hard!" "No, It gets hard fine." "What's your major?" " Astrophysics." "You go to a regional college and you think you're going to build spaceships?" "Well, not exactly make spaceships but we study the creation and evolution of the universe." "We also observe and research the cosmic space of the earth's mesosphere and" " planetary movements..." " Show- off." "I'll just get a job probably." "As if someone would hire you!" "You really sucked at high school, didn't you?" "If you didn't study in high school, you should at least study at college." "Going after housewives!" "And what kind of name is that for a chat room?" ""Welcoming Dumpy Housewives" Weird taste!" "Miss Dewdrop." "I think I'm just going to go home." "Why?" "To go study?" "No." "You're disrespecting me and I can't stand it." "Let's eat first." "Fine!" "Okay." "But we're only eating." "Well, of course." "What else can we do with that thing..." "Total mental castration..." "My thing is fine." " Hey, why are you getting in?" " Huh?" "I have to go somewhere." "Take a taxi or walk." "There' no taxi here." "That's your problem." "Close the door!" "You drive me crazy." "Really." "I was just kidding.." "Get in." "I want to go somewhere quiet." "What about you?" "What's wrong?" "No." "It's just... a bit uncomfortable." "Is it very discomforting?" "The world seems strange, doesn't it?" "Don't worry." "No one knows." "Let's go some place far." "It's so strange." "I don't think I'll ever come to a place like this again." "My heart is racing like a fish's." "My heart's beating like a goldfish's, too." "Are we really going to do this?" "We don't even have any protection, do we?" "Condoms?" "We come all the way here and don't do it?" "Okay." "I'll go get some." "This place is not bad." "Look at you, getting nervous." "Your face is burning." "I'm not nervous." "Wow!" "You're really sensitive." "I am a little." "I like sensitive women." "Hey!" "That tickles!" "Don't!" "I'm gonna start from the toe." "You, don't tickle me!" "Don't tickle me!" "Don't tickle me!" "I'm going to kill you." "I have to start from the toe..." "This won't do, you make me laugh." "Put on a serious expression!" "Serious!" "I bought some!" "This way." "Oh!" "They're made in China." "I can't trust them." "They're okay." "If you're nervous, I'll use two." "I don't use any Chinese products even at home." " Wait!" " Now what?" "The buttons can't get ripped." "Wait." "Let me catch my breath." "I'm breathing so hard I think I'm going to suffocate." "You're really nervous." "Can't we just have a drink?" "You want me to go buy some?" "We can have it delivered." "No." "I'll go buy some." "Delivery's expensive!" "Just have it delivered." "No." "I'll just go out and get some.." "Let's just have a drink." "Alright." "I'll be back." " Slow." " Yes." " Slow." " Yes." "What are you doing?" "We can drink with our clothes off." "At least our tops." "Let's do it when it feels right." "It feels right to me." "Okay, then I'll show..." "I'll show you up to here... so can't we just stay like this and just talk?" "No!" "You've changed all of a sudden." "Humans are like that." "Then undress up to there at least." "Yes." "What are you doing?" "Why are you undressing?" "Let's just do it once." "Do what?" "!" "Just once..." "Come this way." "Look." " This is funny." "Really!" " Let's just do it once." "Look." "Can you buy some more liquor?" "We've drunk all." "I will after we do it once." "I feel so refreshed." "Thought I was gonna die." "The dumber they are, the stronger they are." "What did you just say?" "!" "What?" "Are you yelling at me?" "I mean, what did you say?" "I said you're good." "I heard what you were saying." "Dammit!" "I did you a favor." "What did you say!" "You did me as a favor?" "What a crap!" "Where did you pick up such bad manners?" "Don't you think you're going too far?" "You're feeling pretty mighty all of a sudden." "It wasn't good because you were good." "It's because I was born sensitive." "Still, aren't you being too hard on me?" "Alright, brat." "Such pride..." "If you only studied like that." "Dammit!" "Okay, okay." "Enough!" "A man doesn't get pissed off over such things..." "Let's do it later." "Let's just talk now." " About what?" "What painters do you like?" "I don't like any!" "How boorish coming to a motel and talking about painters." "I went get drinks and even condoms." "You're angry." "I understand." "But you know what?" "It'll be better to do it when we really want to do it." "I really want to do it" "Then let's do it when we really really want to do it." "It wouldn't be hard doing it with you." "But the fantasy will be broken." "What fantasy?" "Of a good friend!" "A friend I can really talk to." "We talked for six months." "I don't think I've ever been happier." "Do you know what the worst kind of woman is?" "Who acts like she's going to put out but doesn't." "Do you really want to do it?" "Yes" "Then, do it with your mouth." "Maybe later." "When we want to do it." "Then.." "do it with your hand." "Let's do it later." "I'll do it later for sure." "You can't even do it with your hand?" "Oh my god." "Weren't you going to buy some mackerel?" "No." "We have a lot of fish." "Have some." " Is it hot?" " Yes." "It's very good." "Have some." "No." "I'm full!" "Drink it." "If you don't, it'll expire!" "Give one to your father." "We better finish the pike, too." "One more day and they'll be bugs." "Hey, Sunghee, come here." "Now what..." " Have some milk, too." " I don't want any..." "Yes, you do." "It's going to expire." "I get diarrhea." "Just throw it out!" "Brat." "Throw it out?" "Why would you throw food out?" "Drink up!" "Flip over the kimchi that you've eaten!" "Flip it over yourself." "It's too bright." "Wait!" " Tell me a story." "What story?" "Any story." "What kind of story?" "A racy one?" "Any story." "Tenderly, as if whispering." "I'm busy here." "I have nothing to say." "I love...you." "Not that." "Something with a plot." "Oh I don't know." "What plot." "Hurry..." "A long time ago..." "In my ear." "Whisper!" "A long time ago, I was dating this woman." "She was a real virgin." "Really?" "Yeah." "And so...?" "What do you mean, so?" "Once she did it with me, she was no longer a virgin." "That's it?" "Yes." "More specifically." "How did you meet her?" "She lived next door." "And then?" "Well, then, one day." "Try to make it dramatic." "Like a movie." "Alright." "One night, a night of brilliant moonlight," "I was asleep... when the door opened quietly." "She slowly walked into my room..." "Go on..." "OK." "And one day..." "I saw a woman at a subway." "I was following her secretly." "When I turned the dark corner..." "Don't tickle me!" "Don't tickle me!" "Stop now, you brat." "I've been doing some research." " Researching?" " Yes." " Great." "What?" " A new style." " A new style?" " Indian style." "Indian style?" "Sounds fun." "Let's do it." "Do it again!" "No good." "What kind of a style is this?" "Do it again!" "It's stupid..." "What a stupid Indian." " Wait." " What?" "Sorry, I'm sorry." "That's a little strange." "Tell me a different one." "You're driving me crazy." "Really." "Not something forced." "Something natural." "I got it." "I'll try again." "It was gym class." "There were students outside running around..." "So we secretly went into the closet." "Pushed a girl onto a mat..." "But suddenly, the students were gathering, outside, the teacher is pounding on the door." "But we couldn't stop." "The girl's voice was getting louder and louder." "And the door was about to open." "But she was reaching orgasm." "I'll have Sam- gae-tang." "You don't even have any money!" "Aren't you gonna buy me?" "You just watch while I eat!" "Don't drool!" "You drive me crazy." "Really." "Don't pout." "Alright, just for today." "You always treat me." "Next time, bring some money." "You get free sex and now free food!" "That's too much." "Sam- gae-tang." "Are you always so quiet?" "I like people's voices." "Why are you so attached to talking?" "I don't know." "Maybe because I'm so lonely?" "Is your husband quiet, too?" "My husband?" "As he walked out of the wedding hall he closed his mouth and he's been quiet ever since." "Ah, It's cold." "Don't." "You're going to get my clothes wet." "Stop it." "My shoes are all wet." "So what!" "They're not mine." "You look lonely." "I'll buy lunch today." "Whatever you want!" "But, at student cafeteria." "They're freshmen, aren't they?" "How do you know?" "Because they look tacky." "It's good!" "Back in my day, it wasn't." "Did you go to college, too?" "Why?" "Anything say that I can't?" "No, of course not." "What was your major?" "What do you think?" "I don't know." "Philosophy." "Huh?" "It can't be!" "Brat..." "What do you mean, it can't?" "Then name me three philosophers." "What a joke!" "You wouldn't even know them if I did..." "Jacques Lacan," "Gilles Deleuze, Claude Levi" " Strauss." "Herbert Marcuse." "Miss Dewdrop." "You're so cool." "Even pretty and smart." "I want to go back to school again!" " It's awkward." " I like it." "Wait." "Now what?" "It's ridiculous." "We've just met." "You don't seem like the man I've been talking with." "Yes." "I'm that man." "Your first kiss in 8th grade." "First sex with your husband, age 19." "In someone else's car." "After drinking two cups of soju." "What kind of a man remembers only those details?" "That's what men are like." "I know that but..." "I liked you because you seemed different." "I thought we'd talk a lot." "Again talk." "What talk!" "You're driving me crazy." "If you don't want to do it, just say so." "It's so tacky hedging like this." "I'm not good at talking." "You're driving me crazy." "Really." "Do you know howl feel every time I go home after we meet?" "No." "What do you think?" "You don't think about that?" "No." "Your underwear." "Can't you give me a call when you're not coming home?" "It's not a big deal." " Eat before you go." " That's okay." "I'll just go." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to look for a job." "You never last three days." "Still, I'm going to look." "I don't want to shrivel up and die at home like this." " It's tingling." "Why, why, why?" "Ah, My beard?" " Yes." "Go shave!" " I don't want to." " Go shave!" "Go now!" " Let's just do it." " Don't get it on me." " Come here." " Don't get it on me." "How dare." " Come here you." " Just once." "What are you doing.." "Oh, my nose!" "Am I good?" " Is that so important to you?" " Yes" "This playing with nipples is fun." "It's really fun." "I feel strange." "Why?" "I think I might fall in love with you..." "Go Wash up." "Uh..what's happening?" "What's happening?" "How did he know?" "Wait, wait." "Shit!" " Open the door." " Break it." " Where is he?" " Find the evidence first." "Evidence!" "We got caught?" " Hurry and take some pictures first." "Don't you take any!" "Don't take any pictures!" "Don't take any!" " Look at you." " Don't take pictures." "You, fucking how old are you?" "You a student?" "Yes." "I'm sorry." "You are sorry?" "You bastard." "Don't hit him!" "Filthy bastard!" "Embarrassing me like this!" " Shut up!" "You shut up!" "Filthy bastard." "Fucking bastard." "It's me." "Fox." "Open the door!" "Tweetie!" "It's me." "Fox." "A team got caught!" "Be quiet." "That policeman is my husband." "Your husband is a cop?" "!" "They're leaving." "Today..." "Let's not do it and just get out." "You didn't forget anything, right?" " I'll go through the mountain." "Damn!" "What do we do with the beer?" "Get in." "You." "Move over." "Let's go to the station first." "I'm gonna throw them into the can!" "I'm gonna throw you into hell!" "You guys come along too, we need witness." " Ok." "You stop!" "Stop there!" "You stop right there." "Come here, you..." "Don't come any closer." "Let go of me." "Don't follow me!" "Stop right there!" "Man, I'm dumb." "I should have ran downhill." "if you don't have the smarts, the body suffers." "Dammit, look who it is?" "Dear hubby." "You bastard." "You put someone after me!" "Where are you?" "Tell me now!" "You're dead!" "You crazy?" "Tell you where I am?" "You think I won't catch you?" "I'll chase you to the end and throw you in the can." "Sure." "I'll just go to the ends of the earth and wait." "We'll have it out there!" "Are you in your right mind?" "Making jokes?" "That's right, I'm crazy." "You must have suffered living with a crazy woman!" "Do you think I have nowhere to go?" "There are men everywhere." "Hang up, moron." "Dammit, it's a mountain." "Man..." "I'm at the top." "I guess I have to go down." "Bring me some money." "Why?" "I got caught at a motel having an affair." "By My husband, of course..." "He brought the cops." "The moron got those errands people to follow me." "They took my bag, too." "I don't even have a damn coin." "Who?" "College what?" "So what if he's young." "So you're bringing some money or not?" "Listen, bitch, if you weren't gonna come, what's with the twenty questions?" "Bitch, you said you were jealous of me having an affair, too." "Bitch..." "Being a friend means to help out in times of need." "Bye!" "Hey could you lend me about 50 dollars?" "Me?" "If you have some money, Lend me about 50 bucks." "30!" "That's all I've got." "I'll pay you back" "Life is bitter." "I told you to bring me some money, and you are staying home?" "I'm going to stay at your place for a few days for your punishment." "No." "My husband hates it when you visit." "No he doesn't." "He's just acting like it." " He really hates it." " Whatever." "You don't know how much your husband likes me." "Get out." "Bring me a cup of water." "I'm thirsty." "You go get it yourself." "Bring it to me." "I'm tired." "I'll tell you all about it." "What happened?" "First, I want water.." "Alright." "Ah my leg." "My leg." "I'll tell you after a nap." "Ah my leg." "If you want to hear my story, massage my leg." "Hello?" "Yes?" "Yes, I'm eating." "I have to eat." "Uh, Help!" "Help!" "Where are we going?" " The ocean!" " Really?" "You'll be back by nightfall." "Which ocean?" "A tumbling open Ocean" "We need to be careful." "Since your husband is a cop." "The back seat!" "Why the flowers?" " A present for you!" "What's this?" "You didn't wear any?" "Getting bold.!" "Why?" "Are you cold?" "Cold wind is getting in underneath." " Next time, let's really go to Manila." " Don't joke." " You don't believe me?" " No I don't." "Shall I make reservations now?" "In the summer, we'll go." "Like a honeymoon." " I can't go." "You promised." "I'm in front of my house." "Okay." "I'll be home soon." "What's wrong?" " Did I leave the stove on?" "The rice cooker?" " It only takes him 30 minutes to get home." " 30 minutes?" "We can get there before he arrives." "How can we get there in 30 minutes?" "Don't worry." "Oh, just leave it." "It won't explode." " It probably will." " Really?" "!" "Oh, no." "Why is it so loud." "Who is it.." "What the hell?" "What's he doing here..." "How?" " Don't open the door!" "Hey, why is he here?" " He happened to call I told him you're here." " Go home and fight it out!" " Crazy bitch." "Hurry up and leave." "Do you know how many days you've been here already?" " My husband told me to send you home." " Crazy bitch." "Tell him I'm not here." "You're crazy." "Hurry up and come out." " Hey!" "That man might kill me!" " Then beg him to kill you first!" " I beg him to do that, he might really do it!" " Then beg for your life instead!" "Whatever!" " Don't hit me!" "Don't hit me!" " Come here right now!" " Come any closer and I'll jump and kill myself!" " Hey.. this is the first floor." "You won't die." "Ah.." "It's the first floor." "Don't come any closer." "Don't." "Come over here right now!" "Mom.." "You dirty bastard." "Why did you bring my mother?" "Why bring my poor mother here?" "!" "I'm gonna kill myself!" "Listen bitch!" "Do that in your own home!" "Why you bitch!" "You call yourself a friend?" "!" "You bastard, you fooled around, too!" "Remember?" "He secretly loved a woman for 3 years." "And I couldn't even tell anyone... .because I thought my mom would worry..." "Why the hell are you here?" " Come here now!" " Do you have no shame?" "The neighbors!" "What's the big deal?" "It's not our neighborhood." " Come on." "Let's go now!" " He's gonna hit me." "I promise." "I won't hit you." "You promise, right?" "I said I promise." " Honey, I'm sorry!" " Please come to your senses now." "You guys are made for each other." "What a show." "Go home and cry!" "What are you throwing out?" " The stew's too salty." "It's burning!" "Eat up." "I guess you realize you're mistake?" "Still, the only person I love is you." "You know that, right?" "You too, for 3 years!" " Wait." "Why?" "I have this." "Let's go outside." "Sit!" "This is strange." "Take off your shoes." "Man.." "What?" "Let's go inside the car or a motel." "I just want to sit around." "Hey" "Wait." "What's wrong with you all of a sudden?" " Let's do it here." "Here?" "I don't think it's a good idea." "Whew!" "This is strange." " Never mind." "Get up." "Aren't you coming?" "Where?" "Where?" "Behind the phone booth?" "Supermarket?" "No." "Don't cross the street." "Just walk straight." "Don't look back." "Yes." "Keep on walking." " Hide over there." "Hide" " Come closer to the sidewalk." "Lean forward." "Okay go." " Now, we don't have to talk through the phone." " Oh, Okay." " Now, where are we going?" "Where?" ", We are going to kill ourselves." "What do you mean kill ourselves!" " We must die if we love each other." "What were you thinking coming here?" " I'm sorry." "No one knows who I am." "Open it." "Can't you try it on now?" "It should suit you." "No." "Go home now." "Alright." " Somewhere quiet..." " I don't have time." "Go and take this." "If you don't like it, give it to a friend." "I don't have any." "Yes, you do." "No, I don't." "Yes, you do." " No, I don't." "Yes, you do." "Wait for me downstairs." "Where are you?" "Walk ahead 10 meters." "Can't find me yet?" "Turn left." "What is this?" "Are you playing games?" "Turn right." "Go straight on." "Here." "Look through the tree branches." "the tree branches." "Room 305!" "Why aren't you coming up?" "Room 305!" "Where are you going?" " Don't call me!" " Are you mad?" "Why?" "Wait., come upstairs." " I think we should stop seeing each other." "I go to my post abroad tomorrow." "It's for a year." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Let's meet and talk." " Let's talk later." "I'm busy." "Wait, don't hang up." " Wait..." "What do you want?" "I'm sorry." "Call me later?" "Here. 30 dollars." "Have you had lunch?" "If you haven't, would you like to eat together?" "I'll treat, to thank you for everything." "You look like a young miss." "Isn't that your guy?" "Bastard." "He told me he was away on business." "Where are you going?" "You can't be too happy right now, let's go for some fresh air?" "I don't understand guys like him." "Definitely not my type." "What's with the sunglasses?" "They don't even suit you." "Wait here." "I'll be back right away.." " I thought you were buying me lunch." " Oh..." "I didn't recognize you." "Hello." " Don't pretend to know her!" "I'll wait outside." " I love you!" " Are going to cry now?" "Lower the seat some!" "Are those brats following us?" "It looks like the car from the errands center from last time." "What." "Hey." "Wait for me" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." " I think my husband might have put a tail on me." " No." "It's my husband." "Drives me nuts." " Hey!" "This isn't gonna work." "You, get off here!" " Here?" "There aren't even any buses." "Get out,Hurry." "If we get caught together, we're dead." " How can I get out in this speed?" " Get out!" "Get out!" "Get out!" " Uh, no!" " Get out, you dick head!" "Slower, slower." "Get out." "Yeah, you moron." "I knew it." "You did put a tail on me." "If you can't trust your wife that much then go live happily by yourself." "What do you mean who?" "It's my friend, Misook." "Here check for yourself." "Hear that?" "Bye!" "Oh my god." "It flipped over." "Uh, What happened?" "How old is your kid?" "!" " Eight!" " How old?" "!" "First grade?" "You met him through the Internet.?" " He was closer than my husband..." "I wasn't sure who my real husband was." "I'd get so confused..." "You lived in a total illusion." "Anyhow, love is an illusion!" "You liked him so much that he felt burdened, right?" "Or Are you...maybe a perv?" "Do you like to hit?" "Or like to be hit?" "Maybe to be bounded?" " Um, isn't that the College guy?" " Uh, it is..." "Hey!" "Hey!" "College Student!" "Are you just gonna ignore us?" "Why would I ignore you?" "I'm so tired I can't even see." "Moron." "Have you been walking all this time?" "Stupid.." "Ugh, again with that!" "Crap..." "I'm dying here." "What's with the car?" "It's totally laid out." " So does that make you happy?" "Why are you hitting me?" "!" "You are pissed off again.." "Ah, hot hot." "What..." "Why he..." "Wow..." "I told you my major was Astrophysics." "We make spaceships so a car's nothing." " Hey!" "You don't even have a license!" " A driver's license?" " All a student need is a student ID." "You funny." "Oh, no!" "Get out!" " What.." "Jump!" "What kind of person is your husband?" "A good person!" "But we don't love each other." "My husband's a good person, too." "He had an affair and so I did, too." "And that's how I ended up like this." "Who is it?" "Is it him?" "I thought you guys split." "I sent him a message that I was in the hospital." "You really like him, don't you?" "I don't know why I'm like this..." "Wow this room is warm." "Wait." "I'm sorry about last time." "Damn, look at your wounds." "I told myself...that this is the last time so if you have something to say, please say it." "The last time?" "Then why don't we do it for the last time before we go on our way?" "Don't worry." "I can be careful so you won't get hurt." "Like this...." "I went to an inn in the country and the woman next door was screaming like crazy." " I cracked the door to listen to her." " Not interesting." "Not interesting?" "Then I'll tell you another story." "Let's just do it once." "A long time ago, I was going up the mountain..." "A woman..." "Don't call me again." "Fine, we don't have to see each other again." "Let's do it for the last time." "Come on!" "Fine." "Then do it." "Okay." "A long time ago, I was going up this mountain..." "A woman by the water took off her clothes and..." "You love me, don't you?" "Don't talk nonsense." "Love?" "In the chat room, yes." "Not in reality." "No." "I love you, too." "Alright?" "I love you." "Don't go." "Love, my ass!" "Bastard." "Are you selling out love now, too?" "You bastard." "You deserve it." "I love you." "For real." "What happened with the college student?" " He's going off to complete his army duty." "Why?" "All of a sudden?" "He's running off from my husband." "That hurts." "If the sun comes up will he come, When the wind blows he'll leave." "When I look at you, you're ignoring me." "Please wind stop blowing." "Why are you eating everything?" "Stop eating the bone." "It's no use holding you, you just go away." "Please wind stop blowing." "I don't know" "Please wind stop blowing." "Please wind stop blowing." "Now it's all in the past." "What should I do if I miss you." "I'm just crying like a fool." "Please wind stop blowing."