"How many times you wash out with EPA?" "Yes, just one or two more days." "Three times?" "You're on a roll." "Four cars, three times each." "Are you a mechanic or a NASA engineer?" "I told you I've never dealt with these Lamborghinis before." "Don't tell me that cos I'm not listening." "Sir, I don't think that's necessary." "I'll explain that to my swing loan." "I owe him 200,000." "That's thousands." "I got all my money in these cars, and if I don't get my money out, I am finished." "Try to understand our situation." "I got loan sharks snapping at my heels." "They could've taken my business 11 days ago." "I had to hold them off with a whip." "I know delivery is way overdue..." "Fucking EPA." "The world is choking on smog and they're gonna correct that by keeping my cars off the road?" "Babbitt Collectibles." "Have you tried cash?" "How much do these EPA guys earn?" "Charlie, Mr. Wyatt." "He doesn't get the money by 5.30, he'll seize the cars." "I'll call you back." "Say you saw me sign the cheque and give it to the mail girl." "Come on, I need this." "I wouldn't do that, sir, until you speak to Mr. Babbitt." "His number?" "No, he's on the road." " He wants you to call him..." " Charlie." "Tell him I'm in Barbados, can he leave a number." "What, Lenny?" "I'm here." "Mr. Bateman's backing out on his car with Mr. Webb." "They want their deposits back." "They're buying from Valley." "Tell him I was on the other line, the cars just passed EPA." "You paying attention?" "Yeah, I am, I am." "Say I'm knocking five grand off for their patience, understand?" " Are you sure you've got it?" " I've got it." "Mr. Bateman?" "That was Mr. Babbitt on the other line." "Yes, the cars are passing EPA..." "Sorry, the cars have passed EPA." "We're waiting for the paperwork." "We'll have that momentarily." "Because of your patience, we'll knock $5,000 off each car." "Well, yes, we really appreciate your patience." "Well, thank you." "Thank you." "Ready for Palm Springs?" "You still want to go?" "We're seconds away from closing this deal." "Not bad, huh?" "Not bad at all." " You know where to find us." " I got it under control." "Listen, I don't wanna be demanding, but could you say 10 or 12 words before we get to the hotel?" "Consider it foreplay." "Can you include me in some of your thoughts?" "I'm just thinking." "Nothing special." "Maybe we can talk about it, make a little conversation." "What's the big to-do about me thinking?" "I just feel, I'm going away for a few days with someone." "Call me crazy." " 0K, let's talk." " I don't wanna talk." "I feel you're excluding me from what's going on." "0ne of these again, Susanna." "How did we get back to this?" "I don't know why I put up with all this." "You wanted to go to Palm Springs." "Yes, but I didn't want to go alone." "I've been..." "You wanna talk, let's talk." "This is not talking, this is..." "Charlie, this is Lenny." "I've been trying to contact you." "I got a call from Mr. Mooney, your father's lawyer." "He's been trying to reach you." "Your father has died, Charlie." "Charlie?" "I'm sorry, the funeral's tomorrow, in Cincinnati." "He said you'd know where." "I've got his number." "That's not necessary." "Anything else?" "No, that's it." "Listen, Charlie, if there's anything..." "Sorry about the weekend, hon." "Charlie, the weekend...?" "I told you, we had a falling-out a long time ago." "My mother died when I was two." "Him and me didn't get along." " You're going to the funeral?" " Yeah." "I'm coming with you." "That's really sweet, but there's no point." "I want to." "That's the point." "Sorry, I forgot who I was talking to." "..for our memory, admiration and respect for him" "..for our memory, admiration and respect for him who lived beyond the years of his life on earth." "Let us follow his example of zest for life dedication to family, and charity to all." "And now, with sure and certain hope of resurrection unto life, we commend to You the soul of our departed friend..." "Just have to go over the will tonight, then we're outta here." "Sure, I'll come with you." "Somebody should water the roses." "They're dying." "I knew this car all my life." "0nly drove it once." "It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster convertible. 8,000 models made." "Straight eight." "Fireball Eight." "First full year of Dynaflow transmission." "Know it by rote." "You were his only child." "You came along when he was, what, 45?" "Probably thought he would never have a son." "He had to love you." "You're exaggerating." "You were his child, his blood." "Here he doesn't look like a man who doesn't love his son." "Put that away." "You wanna hear a story?" "I'll tell you." "Don't get mad." "That convertible and his roses were his babies..." "Buick." "The car was off-limits." "He'd say, "It's a classic."" "Tenth grade, I'm 16 and bring home a report card full of As." "I say, "Can I take the car out?"" "Take the guys out in the Buick." "He says, "No." I steal the keys and sneak it out." "You took it with no permission?" "Why?" "Because I deserved it." "Nothing I did was good enough for this guy." "We're on Columbia Parkway, we get pulled over." "An accident?" "Pulled over..." " Pulled over is police?" " Yes, police." "Can I finish?" "He reported a stolen car, not his son took the car." "Just stolen." "The guys' dads bail them out of jail." "He left me there 2 days." "He left you for 2 days?" "Two days." "Were you scared?" "Yeah, I was scared." "Left home." "Never saw him again." "After a year we've been together, you never told me this." "It's strange." "How can you not say anything?" "When I was scared as a kid, the Rainman would sing to me." "The Rain what?" "0ne of those imaginary childhood friends." "What happened to him?" " Nothing." "I just grew up." " Not so much." ""I remember the day you left home" ""I remember the day you left home" ""so full of bitterness and grandiose ideas." ""Raised without a mother, your hard heart is understandable." ""Refusing to pretend you loved or respected me," ""all these I forgive, but failing to re-enter my life" ""has left me without a son." ""I wish you all I ever wanted for you." "I wish you the best." ""I bequeath to my son, Charles Babbitt, the Buick." ""The very car that brought our relationship to an end." ""Also, title to my prize-winning rose bushes." ""May they remind him of the value of excellence." ""My home and all other property shall be placed in trust" ""in accordance with the terms of the instrument herein."" "What does that mean?" "The estate of three million dollars after taxes goes into a fund for a beneficiary named in this will." "Who?" "I can't tell you." "Who controls the money?" "You?" "A trustee." "How does that work?" "There's nothing I can say." "I can see you're disappointed." "Why should I be?" "I got the roses and a used car." " What's-his-name..." " The beneficiary." "Right, he got $3 million, but not the rose bushes." "Charles...there is no need to..." "To what?" "To be upset?" "If there is a hell, my father is in it now, laughing his ass off." "You wanna be Sanford Babbitt's son?" "Were you listening?" "Yes, sir, I was." "Were you?" "No, repeat it, cos I can't believe my fucking ears." "I was looking for you." "How did it go?" "I got what I expected." "Susanna, this could take a few minutes." "Can I help you?" "I think so." "I have a problem with a trust..." "Terrific suit." " Thank you." " My father was Sanford Babbitt." "Is this Wallbrook?" "Excuse me, is this Wallbrook?" "Excuse me." "Dr Bruner is in conference." "Wait in his office." "We'll stay here." "Thank you." "We shouldn't be looking around." "Good luck to all three of you. $20 starts you off." "In what 1980 film did Goldie Hawn get away from it all?" "Excuse me, please." "I want to watch the TV." "For whose grandson was Camp David named?" "Eisenhower." "You've got another five." "Ten dollars lead for Lisa." "What did a swashbuckler keep in his sheath?" "I don't understand the point of secrecy." "Is the patient an old girlfriend?" "I knew your father since you were two." "The year my mother died." "I'm trustee, but the hospital receives nothing." "We could discuss that." "I took on this burden out of loyalty to your father." "And I should feel that loyalty?" "You feel cheated of your birthright by a man who couldn't show love." "I'd probably feel like you do." "I was hoping you could help me understand what my father did." "I have responsibilities to meet, even if that means a fight." "It's my boyfriend's car, not yours." "It's my boyfriend's car, not yours." "Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway." "You drive this car?" "There's 28 miles on the meter since last week." " Should be more than 28 miles." " My boyfriend's coming." "Today's Monday." "I always drive on Saturday, never Monday." " Who is this?" " He just jumped in." " He can jump out." " I'm an excellent driver." "Come on." "I don't have time for this shit." " Why'd you let him get in?" " He says he drives it." "The seats were brown leather." "Now they're pitiful red." "These were brown leather." "Do you know this car?" "I know this car." "How do you know this car?" "A 1949 Buick Roadmaster Straight Eight." "Fireball Eight." "0nly 8,095 production models made." "Dad lets me drive slow." "But not on Monday." " Who's your dad?" " Sanford Babbitt." "10961 Beechcrest Street, Cincinnati, 0hio." "That's my address." "What is it with him?" " Who's your mother?" " Eleanor Babbitt." "Died January fifth 1965..." "Who are you?" " Where are you going?" " 13 minutes to People's Court." "I want to ask you a question." "What you are witnessing is real." "I'm talking to you." "Bruner, who is this guy?" "Raymond is your brother." "My brother?" "I don't have a brother." "..and have their dispute settled..." "The People's Court." "People's Court." "The People's Court." "The People's Court." "I'm Doug Llewellyn." "Welcome to The People's Court." " Is he crazy?" "Retarded?" " Not exactly." " But he's here." " He's an autistic savant." "What's that?" "They used to be called idiot savants." "They have deficiencies and abilities." " He's retarded." " Autistic." "High-functioning." "What does that mean?" "His disability impairs sensory input and its processes." "You're talking over my head." "Raymond has trouble communicating." "He can't express himself or understand his own emotions." "..and after that, the dog bit him." "I yelled at my dog..." "Danger is everywhere for Raymond." "Routines, rituals, it's all he has to protect himself." "Rituals." "That's a good one." "It's the way he acts, sleeps, eats, uses the bathroom, everything." "Any break from routines is terrifying." " How long has he been here?" " I came here in 1960..." " No, how old is he?" " He was 18 or 20 then." " You've been here that long?" " That's my start date." "I was almost 3 years old, and you knew I was his brother." "What's the point?" "The fuckin' point?" "Why didn't anyone tell me I had a brother?" "." "What would you have done about it?" "I don't know." "Does he know how much money he's been left?" "He doesn't understand the concept of money." "He doesn't understand the concept of money." "He's inherited $3 million, he doesn't understand the concept?" "That is fuckin' poetic, don't you think?" "Good old Dad." "Who's playing first?" "Yes." "I mean first base." "Who?" "Why is he doing that?" "When he's nervous, he does Abbott and Costello." "Yeah." "Why?" "It's his way of dealing with you touching things." "He memorised "Who's on First"?" "Among other things." "Raymond, Ted Kluzevsky." "Kloszewski - Big Klu, first base." " He played for Cincinnati." " Traded for Dee Fondi." "Lifetime batting average 298..." "All these books." "He reads?" "Reads and remembers everything." "These people are going to be here all day, Vern." "This is not a weekend visit." "He's getting anxious." "It's 0K, Ray." " This is an unannounced visit." " He said not to touch the books" " Not to touch books." " You like Shakespeare?" " Did you read all this?" " I don't know." "Did you read Macbeth?" "You read Hamlet?" " You read Twelfth Night?" " Stop it." "Yes." "You read the stories in this book, and don't know if you read the book?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" "Maybe you'd better put it back." "You don't know." "0K, Ray, no, take it easy, I'm not gonna..." "I won't touch anything else." "It's 0K, Ray." "Come on." "My main man." "Vern, my main man." "My main man Vern." " It's 0K." "My main man." " Yeah, my main man." "Here." "Here are your cards." "I didn't know where you want them." "Are you taking any prescription medication?" "He likes you." "That's his way of showing it." "When I touched him before, he pulled away." "He never touched me." "I'm closer to him than anybody." "I've known him for nine years." "If I left town tomorrow, he'd never notice." "He wouldn't notice?" "I don't think people are his first priority." "Ray, you want to go take a walk?" "Ray?" "Can he hear us when he's like that?" "Want to show your brother your ducks?" "It's 27 minutes to Jeopardy." "We'll bring you right back." "Practically 26 minutes to Jeopardy." "We'll bring him right back." "I won't do it." "First of all, this tone of voice is commanding..." "Just calm down..." "Raymond, I'm gonna talk to Susanna." " Bye, Raymond." " Hold on." "I'll be right back." "No, just stay." "Just stay there." "No." "Raymond." "Stay there." "Just stand still, 0K?" "That's good." "I'll do it if you tell me why." "Why do I..." "What?" "Why do I have to take the car and wait at the gate?" "I've been waiting for days." "Why?" "It's for Raymond." "The car disturbs him." " That's why?" " That's why." "What are you looking at, Ray?" "The ducks are over here." "I don't know." "0ur father died last week." "Did they tell you that?" "I don't know." "You don't know if they told you or you don't know what dead is?" "He's gone." "He's at the cemetery." "You want to see him?" "I don't know." " Does that mean maybe?" " I don't know." "I live in Los Angeles." "I thought maybe you'd like to go." "Go see the Dodgers play." " Today's an off day." " Not today." "Monday." "No games scheduled." "Thought you'd like to see Fernando Valenzuela." "Fernando Valenzuela's scheduled to pitch on Wednesday." "He's pitching on Wednesday?" "I'm not doing anything on Wednesday." "Let's go to LA." "Come on, Ray." "It's a long way to California." "I definitely can't be away more than two hours." "The people, crowds cheering, you'll love it." "Definitely two hours." "The presidential suite." "The presidential suite." " Dinner's at 6:30." " Raymond's room." "Look at this." "This is definitely not my room." " Just for tonight." " Have to go back..." "Little guy." "We're brothers." "Dr Bruner wants us to spend time together." "I have tapioca pudding for dessert." "We can do that." "I'm calling Lenny." "This is not my room and my bed's in the wrong place." "You can move it." " Where do you want it?" " Near the window." "I don't have my books." "There are no bookshelves." "I'm going to be bookless." "Here's a book..." "Big phone book, lot of words." "Lenny, pick up." "I got $200,000 about to go in the shit house." "It's 9:00 there." " 3:00." " 6:30 is dinner..." "It's 3:00, and he doesn't answer the phone?" "0range soda." "A can with a straw..." "Bruner told you to do this?" "It doesn't make sense." "I know what's good for him." "0h, God." "See what he's doing, will you?" " What is it?" " What's happening, homes?" "Everything is fine." "Charlie, let's take him home." "He's 0K." "Get him dinner." "You wanted hamburger?" "Hamburger, Ray?" "Huh?" "We have pepperoni pizza Monday night." "You got pizza in the institution?" "Monday night's Italian night." " Law 0ffices." " Yeah, get me Stu." "He's not here." "Where is he?" "I got a legal problem." "0ut of town until tomorrow." "I'll call tomorrow." " Definitely not." " We can watch TV here." "Wheel of Fortune." "Look at this studio, filled with glamorous merchandise, fabulous and exciting bonus prizes..." "Thousands of dollars in cash." "0ver $150,000 just waiting to be won as we present our big bonanza of cash on..." "Wheel...of..." "Fortune." "Room 321." "I'd like a large pizza." "Pepperoni, right?" "I don't want pepperoni." "A large pepperoni." "How long will it take?" "Beer for two, and orange soda." "You got tapioca pudding?" "Just bring the closest thing." "Here, Ray." "Take this." "Food is coming shortly." " I'll be right back." " Yeah..." "I'm going to be here for a very long time." "I'm gone for good from my home." "What is that?" "I think Raymond is in the room." " Are you here?" " Charlie Babbitt." "Well, get out." "Get out." "Stop it." " Jesus..." " Go in there with him." "Charlie, he's your brother." "He's afraid." "He doesn't understand this." "Go." "Go in there." "Raymond, what were you doing in my room?" " I don't know." " You don't know?" "There were noises." "Those noises are none of your business." "Understand?" "." "Stop acting like an idiot." "Go to sleep." " Go to sleep." " It's 10:51." " Lights out at 11:00." " New rules." "You don't listen to me." " What are you talking about?" " I asked you to apologise." " You insulted him again." " I'm not his mother." "You're his brother." "They tell you today you have a brother." "I don't see one reaction." "Not joy, just something." "You don't know what I'm going through." "No, I don't know because you don't tell me anything." "You just give me lies." "What lies?" "Saying Dr Bruner asked you to bring him, this is bullshit." "Tell me why is he here?" "Because I'm pissed at my father." "And you bring Raymond here." "Why?" " They want him, I got him." " This makes no sense." " Raymond was left everything." " How much?" " $3 million, every penny of it." " So?" "I'll keep him till I get my half." "What is this?" "Huh?" "Susanna?" "Just take it easy here." "What?" "You've had enough?" "I'm leaving." "You're leaving me now?" "I need you." "You need nobody." "What does that mean?" "What?" "Take it easy." "What is my crime here?" "." "You use people." "You're using Raymond, you're using me." "What?" "." "Raymond." "Am I using you?" " Yes." " Shut up." "He's answering a question from a half-hour ago." "What good is $3 million to him?" "I need that money." "So it's hardly like stealing." "Then what happens to Raymond?" "With the money, I'll put him in a better place." "What's the difference?" "He'll be the same." "0nly you'll have his money." "He was my father, too." "Where's my fucking half?" "." "You've kidnapped this man." "I did not take him." "I took my half." " You crazy." " It runs in the family." "You're soaking wet and you're gonna leave now?" "Wait." "My father stuck it to me all my life." "What do you want?" "0ut." " Stop it." " Good morning." "Coffee?" "Yes." "Sally Dibbs." "Dibbs, Sally." "461-0192." "How did you know my phone number?" "How'd you know that?" "You said read the telephone book." "Dibbs, Sally. 461-0192." "He remembers things, little things, sometimes." "Very clever, boys." "I'll be right back." " How did you do that?" " I don't know." " You memorised the whole book?" " No." "How far did you get?" "G. Gottsaken." "William Marshall Gottsaken." " You memorized to G?" " Yeah, G." "A, B, C, D, E, F, G?" "Half of "G."" "That's good, Ray." "I like that." "Are you hungry?" " Tuesday we have pancakes." " That sounds good." "Maple syrup." " Bet your butt." " Bet your butt." "What is this, Ray?" "I don't have my toothpicks." "You don't need toothpicks." "It was 0K with the pizza, but here, you eat with a fork." " I don't have my toothpicks." " You don't need them." "Eat the pancakes with a fork." "I don't have my maple syrup or my toothpicks." "You don't see pancakes, do you?" "Maple syrup is not here." "When we order the pancakes, they'll bring maple syrup." "Maple syrup is supposed to be on the table before." "We haven't ordered yet." "If they bring it after, it'll be too late." "How is that going to be too late?" "We haven't ordered yet." "We'll be here all morning with no syrup and no toothpicks..." "I'm definitely not gonna have my pancakes without..." "Don't make a scene." "Stop acting like a fucking retard." "What are you writing?" "What is it?" "What the fuck is this?" ""Serious injury list." "Charlie Babbitt."" "Are you fuckin' kidding me?" "Number 18 in 1988." "Squeezed and pulled and hurt my neck in 1988." "Squeezed and pulled and hurt your neck in 1988?" "Dr Bruner, it's Charlie Babbitt." "Where are you?" "What matters is who I'm with." "You have to bring him back." "Sure." "That'll be $1.5 million, I just want my half." "Raymond, that's dirty." "I can't do that, you know I can't." "Bring him back." "This is where he belongs." "I'm his brother." "It's not kidnapping, is it?" "He's a voluntary patient." "That's not the point." "This is where he can get the best care." "Cut the bullshit." "I'm entitled to my father's estate." "If we can't cut a deal, I'll fly him to LA, stick him in an institution, and we can have a custody battle." "Miss, he needs toothpicks." "Thank you very much." "You want to battle me in the courts?" "0r we can deal now." "You have no idea..." "You have no idea..." "He needs some toothpicks." "Can we just get him some toothpicks?" "I can't make any deals." "I'll see you in court." "And the check." "Sorry about the toothpicks." "82, 82, 82." "82 what, Ray?" "Toothpicks." "It's more than 82 toothpicks." "246 total." "Keep the change." "How many toothpicks were in there?" "250." "Pretty close." "Let's go, Ray." "246." "There's 4 left in the box." "'Course, I have to get my backpack." "97-X, the future of rock 'n' roll." "The future of rock 'n' roll." "The future of rock 'n' roll." "Bam." "The future of rock 'n' roll." "Enough already." "Change the channel." "Bam." "The future of rock 'n' roll." "97-X." "Bam." "The future of rock 'n' roll." "Lenny, I don't care." "Did they say that?" "Be more forceful." "Lenny, shut up." "I'm in trouble." "I can't get to these cars." "I can't get the money." "My loan is past due." "Lenny, listen, I'll be in LAX in three hours." "The Buick is in the main terminal." "Make sure they get it." "Right." "See you in a few." "Raymond, let's go." "Come on." "Raymond." "Ray." "Ray." "Let's go." "Come on." " What were you watching?" " I don't know." "You don't know?" "Final call for flight 1559 to Salt Lake City and Los Angeles." "There's an airplane out there." "There's an airplane out there." " Right." "Let's go." " Airline travel is dangerous." "It's very safe." "You're going to love this." "Come on." "Ray, we're in an airport." "What did you think we were doing?" "In 1987, there were 30 accidents with 211 fatalities." "I've got to get to LA and I don't have time for this shit." " I don't know." " You don't know?" " Is it the airline?" " Yeah." "0k." "Fine." "There's an American plane..." "American flight 625 crashed April 27, 1976." " We don't have to go American." " Pick another." "Continental." "Continental crashed November 15, 1987. 28 casualties." "This is very serious, Ray." "I have to get to LA." "You're going to have to get on that plane, understand?" "Yeah, get on a plane." " Now, there's a Delta." " Yeah." "It leaves at midnight." "How's Delta?" "Delta crashed August 2, 1985." "Lockheed L-1011." "Dallas-Fort Worth." "Terrible wind shear..." "All airlines have crashed at one time or another." "Qantas." "Qantas never crashed." "Qantas?" "Never crashed." "Well, that's going to do me a lot of good." "Qantas doesn't fly to LA out of Cincinnati." "You've got to get to Melbourne to get a flight to LA." "Canberra's the capital." "16.2 million population." "Very lovely beaches." "We are getting on this fucking plane." "Ray." "We're not going to take the plane." "He's 0K." "We're not going to take the plane." "Just relax." "He was upset." "We're not going to take the plane." " We're not gonna fly, 0K?" " No flying." " We're not gonna fly." " No flying." "You tire me, Ray." "We're going to drive to Los Angeles." "0K?" "Come on." "Ray, come on." "Come on." "Here." "Yeah." "No flying." "We're not going to take the plane." "Grab the fucking bag." " You are killing me, man." " No flying." "I got to be in LA, now it's gonna take me three days." "Come on." " No flying." " No flying." "'Course, I got Jeopardy at 5:00." " Don't start with that, Ray." " Got Jeopardy at 5:00." "Go ahead, 109." "Get another unit up here for point control." " Yeah, there's a..." " Get in the car." "Are you crazy?" "Come on, we'll be out of this in a second." "It's 0K." "We'll be out of here in a few seconds." "That's good." " That's a fatal accident." " Ray?" "We don't need your help." "Go back to your car." "Just a minute." "Go back and get in your car." "Yes, sir." "Get in your car." "Just stay there by the side, Raymond." "Ray." "Listen, Ray." "Just stay there." "Lot of traffic." "A lot of work for $3 million." "I should leave him here." "I hear you." "Stay in your car, please." "What's it gonna be?" "." " This is a dangerous highway." " How am I gonna get to LA?" "Driving on this interstate is dangerous." " You want to get off?" " Yeah." "Well, get in the car." "46,400 male drivers were involved in fatal accidents." "I got an idea." "Stay in front of the car till we get off the exit." "Then we'll take a not-so-dangerous road." "Is that an idea?" "Give me five, Ray." "That's a great idea." "This guy's a fucking fruitcake." "I'm asking who's on first." "That's the man's name." "Whose?" "Then tell me." "Who?" "The guy on first." "Who?" "Whose?" "Yes." "After all, the man earns it." "Who does?" "Absolutely." "What's the guy's name on first base?" "What is on second base?" "Who's on first?" " Get the hell in the car." " Yeah, get in the car." "I have to be in bed by 11." "Lights out." "Have to watch TV." "It's 19 minutes to 11." "I have to be in bed at 11." "Don't start." "We're on some shit road, I gotta make up time." "I gotta get to Los Angeles." "My business needs me." "You have to be in bed at 11, lights out." "Forget it." "19 minutes to 11." "This is a good one." ""We don't go out when it rains."" "My business is going down the fucking toilet." "I should be in LA." "Instead, I'm in the Honeymoon Hotel, Bumblefuck, Missouri, because you won't go out when it rains." "It's mystifying." "Fuckin' mystifying." "What is this?" "Good news, bad news?" "We passed D0T, failed EPA." "I still can't get my money." "I'm stuck in Cincinnati since the funeral." "My family is, needless to say, quite overwhelmed." "Well, thank you." "It is a shock, to say the least." "Could I get an extension on that loan?" "It would help a lot." "We don't go out when it's raining." "What?" "I bought time." "I didn't expect..." "What?" "How much?" "." "It's 12:30." " Lunch is 12:30." " What do you want for lunch?" "Wednesday's fish sticks and lime jelly for dessert." "You want another apple juice?" "0range soda. 0h." "It's 12:31." "I got to go." "He's starting to rock and moan." "Four fish sticks." "There's supposed to be eight." "There's eight." "Take a shower, Ray?" "Hmm?" "You take a shower, right?" "Same thing as rain - you get a little wet." "What do you say?" "The shower's in the bathroom." "That's the end of that conversation." "British poetry for 200, please." "Shakespeare wrote over 150 poems in this form." "What is a sonnet?" "What is a sonnet?" "The last word in the pledge of allegiance." "Bruner never established a conservatorship of Raymond?" "He didn't figure anyone would contest his authority." "If that's the case, I'll get custody and the $3 million." "You set up a date for the custody hearing." "I want a firm date, and I want it early." "It wasn't an original record cos the original song..." "Lenny, she hasn't come in?" "She hasn't called?" "If you see her, tell her to call me." "Look. 1957 Studebaker Golden Hawk." "0 to 60 in under 8 seconds." "275 supercharged horsepower." " That's beautiful." " I'm an excellent driver." " You know how to drive?" " Yeah." " When did you drive?" " The Buick when Dad came." " Was Dad in the car?" " Yeah." " He let you drive the Buick?" " Slow, on the driveway." "We'll have to let you drive some time." "You never touch the steering wheel when I'm driving." "I don't have my underwear." "What?" "I'm not wearing my underwear." "I gave you a pair of mine." "I told you to put them on." "Where are they?" "They're in my jacket pocket." " Where?" " Here." "They're too tight." "These are not boxer shorts." "These are Hanes 32." "My shorts have my name in." "It says, "Raymond"." "We'll buy you a pair of boxer shorts." "I get my shorts in K-Mart, Cincinnati." " We're not going back." " 400 0ak Street." "You don't have to go to Cincinnati." " That's 0ak and Burnett." " What did I say, Ray?" "I know you hear me." "You don't fool me with this shit." "Yours are tight." "Ray, did you fuckin' hear what I said?" "Shut up." "Cincinnati's far away." "We're getting further from K-Mart." "You don't have to go to Cincinnati for underwear." "400 0ak Street." "We are not going to Cincinnati." " I get my shorts at K-Mart." " Did you hear me?" "." "What difference does it make where you buy underwear?" "." "What difference does it make?" "Underwear is underwear." "It is underwear wherever you buy it." "Cincinnati, wherever." " K-Mart." " You know what I think?" "I think this autism is a bunch of shit." "You can't tell me you're not in there somewhere." "Boxer shorts." "Boxer shorts at K-Mart." "These are Hanes 32." " Mine are boxer shorts." " You're driving me crazy." "We'll have to make a stop, find a psychiatrist." "You are driving me crazy." "'Course, your shorts are on the highway." "Good luck trying to find a shrink in this town." "Hey, you." "Dipshit." "Move it." "I'll move you, then." "Hey, buddy." "Hey, you." "You're going to get hurt." "Hey, you hear me?" "Hey." "Hey." "It's all right." "Sorry, he's from out of town." "Raymond, come on." "Got to get to K-Mart." "Raymond?" "Raymond?" "Come on." "400 0ak Street." "It said, "Don't Walk."" " It's broken." " It said, "Don't Walk."" "I have to get to K-Mart." "400 0ak and Burnett." "He said, "Young man, go west." "Go west."" "He said, "Young man, go west." "Go west."" "This is the way our country developed, east to west." "During that period of time..." "There was initiated what is known as a pony express." "I'm sure all of you have read about it." "I may not have the years exactly right, but I'm familiar with US history..." "He's artistic?" " No." "He's autistic." " I'm not familiar with that." "What is the exact problem?" "He lives in a world of his own." "I'm sorry, but what's wrong with him?" "It was a problem getting mail..." "Raymond, do "What's on first."" "Who's on first." "What's on second." "They set up a national program where a pony express would ride for approximately 20 miles..." "What am I supposed to do?" "There must be something." "I'm not a psychiatrist, but his brain doesn't work like other people." "If he's getting on your nerves, take a break." " I'll just send him back." " Sorry?" "Nothing, inside joke." "You're telling me I just gotta deal with this?" "Yeah, that's about it." "0ut of curiosity, does he have any special abilities?" "He's got a pretty good memory." "He counts toothpicks." "They spilled toothpicks on the floor, and he counted them in seconds." " Are you good with numbers?" " Yeah." "I want to try something." " 400 0ak Street." " I told you, after this." " Ray, can we try something?" " Yeah." "Do you know how much 312...times...123 is?" "38,376." " He's right." " What?" "He's right." "Ray, how much is 4,343 times 1,234?" "5,359,262." " He's a genius." " That's right." "He's a genius." "Ray, do you know how much the square root of 2,130 is?" "46.15192304." "2304." "That's amazing." "That is amazing." "He should work for NASA or something." "If you had a dollar, and you spent 50 cents, how much money would you have left?" "About 70." " 70 cents?" " So much for the NASA idea." " Go to K-Mart." " Ray." "After this." "How much does a candy bar cost?" " About $100." " $100, huh?" "How much is a new compact car?" "About $100." "He's pretty well off." "He's very high-functioning." "Most autistics can't speak and can't communicate." "Ray." "Do you know what autistic is?" " Yeah." " You know that word?" "Are you autistic?" "I don't think so." "No, definitely not." "Lenny, shut up, let me see if I understand this." " Very small here." " It's 10,000 for each car?" "It's very crowded." "Ray, please." "0ne little second." "What?" "They want to put the fuel injection system in now?" "That is nonsense." "What are you doing?" "Just leave this on." "It's gonna cost $40,000 just to meet EPA." "You give me the number." "I'll call the conversion shop." "That's my pen and book." "Taking a book is not serious injury." "Serious injury is the red book." "Sorry, I lost my secret decoder ring. 45-45-1988." "That's my book." "That's my pen." "12 minutes to Wapner." "It's very small in here." "Small and safe." "You don't wanna miss the party." "There's a party in your honour." "When we get to LA, a little custody hearing." "Because you're the $3-million man." " Uh-oh." "Fart." " Yeah, I'll hold..." "Did you fart, Ray?" "Did you fucking fart?" " How can you stand that?" " I don't mind."