"It's a little pig... with wings." "* Whenever I'm with him *" "*Something inside *" "*Starts to burning *" "*And I'm filled with desire *" "* Could it be a devil in me *" "* Or is this the way love's supposed to be *" "*It's like a heat wave *" "*Burning in my heart * *Like a heat wave *" "*I can't keep from crying * *Like a heat wave *" "*It's tearing me apart *" "* Whenever he calls my name *" "*Soft, low sweet and plain *" "*Right then *" "*I feel that burning flame *" "*Has high blood pressure got a hold on me *" "* Or is this the way love's supposed to be *" "*It's like a heat wave burning in my heart *" "*I can't keep from crying * *Like a heat wave *" "*It's tearing me apart *" "* Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo * [Chatter Over Radio, Indistinct]" "*Heat wave *" "* Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo *" "*Heat wave Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo *" "[Man Over Radio] Range control, range control." "You've come a long way in just a few short years." "[Radio Chatter Continues, Indistinct]" "[Announcer] Next up on this last day of the year, our undefeated track champion for all of 1964,John Milner." "[Cheering] [Motor Rewing]" "[Milner] Hey, hey, hey." " You're looking good, Roger." " I'm gonna beat you today, Milner." "I'd like to see you win once, especially since this is gonna be your last chance." " What do you mean?" " I mean I'm gonna be riding with the Factory from now on." "The big time, but don't let that upset you." "It might throw your timing off." "[Man On Radio] You got the Wolfman Jack show, baby.!" "Gonna get it all together." "We have four here." "Can you dig it?" "Martha and the Vandellas on the last day of the year 1964." "Do you have my wallet?" "Twelve dollars?" "[Laurie] I thought you got it off the dresser." "No, I don't." "Laurie, I got it." "No, it's all right." "No sweat." "Forget it." "We're gonna be late." "You're driving without your license?" "I thought I had it." "[Cheering] [Revving Engine]" "*Moon river wider than a mile *" "[Announcer] Beckwith beats Milner." "He held the whole shot." "[Debbie] Come on." "Let's go." "We're late." "You all right?" "We have Hawaiian Punch." "It'll just take a second." "Give it to me." "No sweat." "[Chuckles]" "[Beckwith] Whoo, goddamn." "I kicked your ass, didn't I?" "Huh?" "First time too." "I got you good." "Beat it, man." "What?" "Hey." "What happened anyway?" "I came out of the hole fast." "Had some wheels shake." "Oh, yeah?" "I think the Factory guys are coming after the wrong man." "[Man] Hey, Beckwith." "Hey." "You see me wipe him out?" "Hey, John." "John." "Hey, the gang's all here." "All right." "Hi." "Hi." "How's it going?" "Well, I lost the race." "You lost?" "Man, you never lost." "It's no big deal." "It was a preliminary run anyway." "Oh, good." "Laurie, you're looking prettier than ever." "I look fat." "Uh-uh." "Just a little chunky." "Doctor says it might be twins." "Really?" "That's right." "Got my orders." "Yeah?" "Leaving tonight." "Where to?" "[Laurie] Vietnam." "That's right." "Uncle Sam says, "I need the Toad." "Only way we're gonna win this one, get the Toad in there."" "Gonna go kick ass, huh?" "Kick ass, take names and eat Cong for breakfast." "*Fighting soldiers from the sky *" "*Fearless men whojump and die *" "*Men who mean just what they say *" "* The brave men of the Green Berets *" "Baby, I'm coming home." "*Silver wings upon their chests *" "* These are men America's best *" "* One hundred men will test today *" "*But only three win the Green Beret *" "* Trained to live off nature's land *" "* Trained in combat hand to hand *" "*Men who fight by night and day *" "* Courage peak from the Green Berets *" "*Silver wings upon their chests *" "Terrific!" "Terrific!" "* These are men America's best *" "* One hundred men will test today *" "[Clicking] *But only three *" "Jammed!" "Jammed!" "* Win the Green Beret *" "Typical!" "Typical!" "Guns don't work." "Nothing works." "Sniper!" "Sniper!" "Oh, beautiful." "It's me, you idiots." "Cease fire." "Cease firing!" "Oh, great." "Oh, terrific!" "Keep down, sir." "We can't afford to lose a United States congressman." "Red Two, gimme that on call." "Fire!" "Hold your fire!" "Hold your..." "Jesus Christ!" "What's going on?" "Keep down, sir." "Red Two, gimme that on call." "Keep down, sir." "It's me out here!" "What are you doing?" "Knock it off!" "Whoa!" "Cease fire!" "Break, break." "Red One, fire on Blue." "Keep back, Congressman." "Keep back!" "Will you find me..." "[Pilot] Roger." "Six commencing dive now." "* When I look out my window *" "*Many sights to see *" "*And when I look in my window *" "You know, New Year's is really depressing for me." "It's really weird, but I have lost two friends... on New Year's Eve." "Last year it was this old boyfriend, Terry." "He was really sweet." "He wanted to get married to me." "Guess what?" "What?" "Murph and Nance got married." "Yeah?" "Mm-hmm." "In Golden Gate Park on the 24th." "It was really groovy." "Acid in the punch?" "I don't know." "You know what?" "I've been thinking, Lance." "What?" "I was thinking we could have something like that." "Acid?" "No.!" "A ceremony like that." " Like what?" " Like marriage." "We could have it on the top of Mt." "Tam at sunset, which would be groovy for a Gemini and Libra." "We could write our own ceremony." "Dave Freeland got his papers from the Universal Life Church." "So he could say the words." "I could wear that white antique velvet dress that I have, and..." "What do you think?" "Wow!" "[Siren] Oh, Jesus, a cop." "Ow!" "Swallow this." "Pull over." "Uh, yes, sir." "Pull over there." "Can't find a place." "Pull over." "Chew on this." "Stop!" "We're trying to." "What do you want me to do?" "Stop in the middle of the road?" "Don't you have respect for the law?" "Keep going." "What kind of officer are you?" "What's he eating?" "What's in your mouth?" "Nothing." "Pull over or I'll shoot that tire." "Go ahead." "Why don't you shoot me?" "Stop!" "Kill maybe three, four innocent people." "Go ahead." "Go!" "Go!" "It's cool." "Roll the window down." "Sorry to disappoint you, but we're on the natch." "Oh, yeah?" "What do we got here?" "Looks like a narcotics substance to me." "It's one lousy joint." "You're under arrest, friend." "Ah!" "Come on, man!" "You got nothing better to do than hassle longhairs?" "It's my life, friend." "I love my work." "Take down his number." "Make it easy for you, lady." "It's 54362." "Name is Officer Falfa." "F-A-L-F-A." "I'm telling ya, Lance, we gotta get outta this city." "We gotta get married and get outta this city." "For sure." "You do?" "You do want to get married?" "Bail me out, huh?" "We'll talk about it." "[Wolfman Jack] This is a great tune for the last day of 1967." "Percy Sledge, "When a Man Loves a Woman."" "* When a man loves a woman * Ow." "* Can't keep his mind on nothin'else *" "Feel better now?" "Wanna act like an idiot?" "Terrific." "[Steve] I got something you're gonna like to break." "Take this." "This is real expensive." "Break that." "Goddamn it!" "What are you, crazy?" "That's your mother's wedding present." "What are you gonna tell her?" "Maybe you'll explain to her." "Are you guys having a fight?" "Hey, kiddo." "No." "No, Mom and I aren't fighting." "We're having an adult conversation." " I heard something break." " Yes, Mommy broke a glass." "That's all, sweetheart." "Say, isn't it time for Mr. Rogers?" "Why don't you and your brother watch Mr. Rogers." "Take Duckers and go on, Mark." "Selling insurance is tough work, Laurie." "I work my butt off." "I'm not gonna stand around and have you all of a sudden decide that you..." "I don't wanna watch Mr. Rogers." "I wanna watch cartoons." "Then watch cartoons, sweetheart, but let Mommy and Daddy talk." "Okay?" "Why are you crying?" "I'm not crying, honey." "I've been peeling onions." "Now, go on." " I hate onions." " I know, sweetheart." "Go on." "What about them, huh?" "I'm not gonna stand for it." "I'm not gonna have my kid brought up by baby-sitters." "It's just three hours a day in a nursery school." "It'd be so good for them." "The best thing is their mother." "I want to be more than a mother!" "You are." "You're a wife." "[Screaming] I can't believe you." "You gonna hit me with that?" "I wanna get a job." "I wanna go to work!" "We need the money!" "You're pissing me off." "It's three hours a day in Dr. Martin's office." "It's not three hours anywhere." "It's here, taking care of your kids." "MaryJo works." "That's the bottom line." "End of the conversation." "Not another word." "What are you doing?" "I'm leaving." "Where are you going?" "My brother's." "Curt's?" "Curt's in Canada." "Andy's at school." " What about our New Year's party?" " Can I go to work?" " Absolutely not." " Then screw the New Year's party!" "[Wolfman Jack] You got the Wolfman Jack show... on the last day of the year 1964." "*Hey la, hey, la my boyfriend's back *" "* When you see him comin' better cut out on the double *" "Have you ever seen anything like that?" "Milner, here's your car." "Hope it fits my ass." "You're gonna look great sitting behind that." "I'm gonna look great beside it at the winner's circle too." "You can't even beat me." "I don't know what they want with you." "Hey, Mr. Hunt, here's your new driver." "New driver?" "Milner." "How are you, sir?" "Oh, John Milner, right." "Come with me, will ya?" "What did you think of those radio spots?" "The station thought up that Madman business..." "John the Madman Milner." "Hope you don't mind." "The reason I wrote you the letter was..." "I need you to sign a release for the ad." "Sit down." "You know, giving us permission to use your name." "There's a $20 honorarium." "Just give me your signature." "What's wrong?" "It's just a simple release." "Your letter said you wanted to welcome me onto the Hunt Brothers racing team." "Yeah." "Everybody knows you're looking for a new driver." "Oh, no, that's a figure of speech." "You were in the ad, so you're on the team, okay?" "That's bullshit." "I mean..." "You didn't think we were gonna hire you to race?" "Why not?" "I'm the best out here." "Come on." "These are just hobby races." "This is a whole different league." "Look, I can beat anybody off the line, and that includes this clown you've got driving." "I just turned 190.77 in a car I built myself." "Give me your signature, champ." "I'll tell you what." "I'm not gonna sign it, but why don't you light it on fire and stick it up your ass?" "What's the matter with him?" "Hey, John." "What's..." "Relax, kid." "Win a few races and then come back." "[Beckwith] Yeah, John, just win a few races." "Look, buddy." "We'll see about that." "I'm gonna beat you today." "You're gonna cream those guys." "Yeah." "John, we're gonna have to get him back to the base." "Sure you don't want to come along?" "I'd like to, Steve." "But I got some races to win." "I gotta beat the Factory." "Hey, uh, look." "I want you to keep this." "Take that with you." "That's from when my flywheel blew up." "Remember?" "Hey, that's great." "Man, that's really great." "Hell, you know what I'm gonna do for you?" "I'm gonna capture you a V.C. Flag." "Nah, don't do that, man." "Just come back alive." "*Stop in the name oflove *" "*Before you break my heart *" "Mess with the bull, you get the horn." "Nobody could survive an hour of that." "Hold on." "I think there's another one out there, sir." "Hey, man, that's Fields." "All right." " What are you doing out there?" " Fields?" "Fields?" "Who's Fields?" "He's one of ours, sir." "American soldiers have a knack for survival, sir." "Ah, yeah." "Well, let's go meet the boy." "What the hell were you doing out there?" "Well, sir." "I don't know, sir." "I was just kinda cleaning my rifle." "It sort of went off." "These guys must have thought I was V.C." "Charlie wasn't out there?" "Uh, no, sir." "And you..." "Major." "You say you saw about a dozen of the enemy." "Uh..." "Yes, sir." "How about the body count?" "Tell the congressman here about the body count." "Oh, the best." "Absolutely the best." "There were guts and pieces all over the place." "How many would you say?" "Oh, heck, I don't know." "You'd have to count up all the arms and legs." "I'd say two dozen, maybe." "Two dozen?" "That's very good, Fields." "Yes, excellent." "Good work, son." "Thank you, sir." "I'd better be getting over to the dispensary." "The dispensary?" "Yes, sir." "The little people put up a hell of a fight." "I sustained a wound." "Where?" "Oh, nothing serious, sir." "I'll be fine after a few days of bed rest back in the rear." "Let me see it." "Excuse me." "That doesn't look too bad." "There's always the danger of infection." "It's better to be safe than sorry." "You go have a medic look at it, Fields." "Then report to your unit." "Yes, sir." "Son of a bitch." "What did you say, Major?" "I said, it's sort of a beach." "We levelled it." "Hell of a job, men." "One hell of a job." "Let's have a drink." "Hey, everybody." "Emergency." "Emergency!" "Lance just got busted again." "I'm $25 short to meet bail." "Does anybody have any money?" "Outta luck." "If I get a couple of bucks from each of you, we could bail him out." "Ed, you know he'd help you." "He owes me $50." "We just can't let him sit in there." "It's New Year's Eve." "Let him rot." "I want you to know that I think this behavior is really crappy." "When it comes time to do any favors, I'm gonna remember this." "Come on, Debbie." "I don't blame them." "Lance is a flake." "Rainbow, I don't appreciate that kind of talk." "Besides, Lance and I are thinking about getting married." "Married?" "What?" "[Debbie] Lance has bread stashed in here somewhere." "Damn it.!" "Where is the light switch?" "[Rainbow] Try the panel." "You can't marry him." "You're gonna end up supporting him the rest of your life." "I don't mind helping Lance out, and I don't see why it should bother you." "[Rainbow] I happen to think working as a topless dancer is creepy." "Maybe that's your hang-up if you think the human body's creepy." "Besides, the money's great." "If the money's so great, why don't you have the 25 bucks?" "[Debbie] Good idea." "I'll get an advance from my boss." "[Crying]" "So Steve doesn't want you to get a job." "Big deal." "Go home and work it out." "I can't, Andy." "Please let me stay here." "Please, Andrew?" "No, go to Mom and Dad's or one of your dopey girlfriend's." "[Laurie] No, please, I can't do that." "I won't get in your way." "I promise, Andy." "And maybe I could straighten up this place." "No, thanks." "No, thanks." "I like this place just the way it is." "You like living in squalor?" "He loves it." "[Andy] Yeah, I love it." "Every little piece of trash and rancid dirt." "Now, go home." "I was getting ready to leave." "You know what I think?" "Mother and Daddy made a big mistake letting you come to this school." "Yeah, well, you made a bigger mistake getting married when you did." "I didn't have to get married!" "I didn't have to get married!" "She didn't have to get married." "The twins just arrived a little early." "Oh, that's funny." "That's real funny, Andy." "Thanks a lot." "Here, finished." "What do you think?" "That's lovely." "That's..." "That's lovely." "You're missing the point." "We have to communicate in a vernacular that the police will understand." ""Pigs eat shit"?" ""Pigs eat shit" does not make an understanding police officer." "You're gonna be in big trouble." "What happened to that sweet little boy you used to be, huh?" "Remember how I used to tease you and tie ribbons in your hair?" "Stop it." "What's happened to your hair?" "Look at that." "Andy, come on." "Buck up, kid." "You all right?" "Yeah, thanks." "I'll just clean up the place a little bit." "It'll make me feel a whole lot better." "Don't you dare." "[Andy] I better find every piece of crap exactly where I left it." "[Wolfman Jack] Holy smokes, the Marvelettes." "* Oh baby *" "[Wolfman Jack] Oh, baby, I love it." "*Hey hey hey *" "Hi, John." "Whatcha doin'?" "Is that nitro?" "God!" "At least you can say hi." "You don't have to take it out on the whole world... for what happened with the Factory." "Get hosed, will ya?" "You can't believe the date I had last night." "You know, Earl with the yellow 'Vette?" "Talk about crude." "This guy is an animal." "I can't believe..." " Hey, hey!" " Oh, God..." "I'm sorry." "Hey, Carlos, check out my new formula." "80% nitro, 20% Chee-tos." "I'm sorry." "Listen, will you do us a favor and get outta here?" "Okay, if that's the way you feel, maybe I will." "Come on, Eva, let's bug this pop stand." "Hey, hold it." "Hold it." "Um..." "I'm John Milner, the owner/driver of this car here." "This is our team T-shirt." "I'd be deeply honored if you wore it." "I don't do this every day." "The thing cost $3.75." "Here." "Nice, huh?" "She's a foreigner, John." "She doesn't understand a word." "It's just as if she was deaf and dumb." "Huh?" "[Icelandic]" "[Continues In Icelandic]" "See what I'm talking about?" "I don't know what she's yapping about either." "What are you doing with her?" "My dad." "It's this foreign exchange program... with his Rotary Club or something." "At least she's only gonna be here a week." "[Icelandic]" "My last shirt too." "[Wolfman Jack] Now we're gonna do the weather for all the valleys." "About 200 degrees in Merced, 400 degrees in Fresno." "* When I woke up this morning *" "All right." "My name is Bob Sinclair." "I think of myself as tough but fair." "Bob Sinclair, tough, but fair." "Hey, you know, that rhymes." "As I was saying, I'm tough, but I'm fair." "We're gonna run a tight ship, a ship we can be proud of." "I like a proud crew." "Proud of what they're doing, proud of each other... and proud of the war they're fighting." "A proud crew is a professional crew." "[Raspberry]" "Who did that?" "A rat smells his own cheese first." "Sorry, sir, but during war a soldier gets gas on his stomach." "What's your name?" "My name?" "Oh." "They call meJoe the Pharaoh." "See, back home, I was a low rider." "What's your name?" "Terry the Toad." "We're from the same town." "Sir, if I could tell you some stories..." "I asked him his name." "Terry Fields." "Sir, I don't want to disappoint you, but you got yourself in with a couple of cowards here." "We like things safe and easy." "Understand?" "I am disappointed, but maybe pride will change attitudes." "Now, since this is my first day as your new aircraft commander," "I wanted to make it a great day, so I volunteered us for medivac duty." "You volunteered?" "That's right!" "Now, listen up." "Shit!" "Every time we go out on a mission..." "I'm gonna put a little American flag sticker right here on this door." "By the time I finish my tour..." "I want this whole door and this bulkhead covered with flags." "Volunteered!" "Happy goddamn new year." "* One two three Good lovin'*" "* Good lovin'*" "You want me to lend you $25, so you can bail out your goofy boyfriend who got beefed for weed?" "Yeah, but, Ralph, you can take it out of my next paycheck." "You ought to stay away from weed." "It's gonna lead you into cigarettes." " Yeah?" "So what about the 25?" " I wanna tell you something." "Come over here." "This is your lucky day, and you know why?" "For two reasons." "First of all, I believe in you." "And when I believe in someone," "I can't bear to let 'em down, you know what I mean?" "And secondly, I'm gonna make you... the biggest thing in the street." "What with?" "40 pounds of silicone?" "No!" "I got something in here that's gonna make you... bigger than the topless grandmother of six." "Think of that." "Jesus Christ!" "That's a snake!" "You bet it is." "I thought we'd call you Debbie... the topless snake charmer." "Are you out of your crummy mind?" "I'm not offering you a poisonous snake to handle." "They're like dogs." "They're affectionate." " Give him a little scratch." " When I think of that slimy thing, you know, I could just urp." "Wait." "They're not slimy." "Go ahead." "Touch it." "Scratch it." "Give him a touch." "God, Ralph, that's it." "I quit this gig." "I quit." "I quit." "I've lost two girls tonight." "All right." "The snake goes." "I'll never mention it again and I'll give you the loan." "Will you make it a gift?" "A gift?" "You crazy?" "All right, I'll make it a gift." "I'll make it a gift." "Boy, you artists, you're so touchy." "Fido?" "Fido?" "Jesus, I've lost a rented snake." "Fido?" "[Whistles] I can't lose a rented snake." "Ah, yeah." "Aaah!" "God Almighty!" "Jesus, where'd that come from?" "That's my snake." "I rented that snake." "I'll have to put that on your tab." "Eat your food, Mark." "Don't play with it." "I'm gonna puke." "And don't say puke, okay?" "Say throw up." "[Mark] That's what I'm gonna do." "Puke." "I hate this." "Where's Mommy?" "She went shopping." "Sure." "Bet!" "Eat your food." "I made it myself." "It's better for you than that crap." " Bull!" " What did you just say?" "Bull." "[Phone Ringing]" "Shit." "[Doorbell Rings, Phone Ringing]" "Come on in." "The door's open." "Hello?" "Yeah, MaryJo." "A recipe?" "I don't know..." "[Man] Where do you want this?" "Just a second." "That's not supposed to get here until tonight." "Didn't my wife tell you that?" "We were told now." "Where do you want it?" "Jesus!" "It's gonna melt!" "I told you I was turning this off if you didn't eat." " [Screams]" " Aw, come on." " Look at that." " There's another one." "I can't talk right now." "She's not here." "I'll see you tonight." " You fart!" " Where do we put this?" "It ain't feathers, you know." "[Steve] I don't care." "Find a place and put it down." "This ain't gonna work." "[Steve] Get your feet out of the fish tank, Michael." "Get 'em out right now." "Laurie, get this straight." "I am a man." "You understand that?" "And a man has a certain role in life." "And a man goes to work and earns money for his family." "And a man is a man, not a housewife." "A woman is a housewife, and we're having a party tonight." "And my mother loved being a housewife, and my mother loved being a mother." "And I'm coming to pick you up now." "Understand that?" "Answer me!" "[Ringing]" "Go to hell, you son of a bitch." "And another thing..." "All you care about is..." "It's me." "Andy." "Oh, hi, Andy." "I need my wallet." "Your wallet?" "Why?" "Because it's an emergency." "Tell her you need your driver's license." " I need my driver's license." " Why?" "Because you're staying without my permission and you can damn well bring me my wallet." "All right." "Okay." "Boy, you have a mean streak." "Where'd you put it?" "It's in my sweatshirt hanging in the corner of the kitchen." "Okay." "Oh, by the way, I cleaned the apartment just a ta..." "[Line Clicks] Hello?" "[Ringing]" "Go to hell, you son of a bitch." "[Motors Revving]" "[People Screaming]" "[Icelandic]" "Ah, he's all right." "Teensa?" "Teensa!" "[Iceland]" "Hey, don't worry about her." "She'll be back." "She's got an attention span of about 15 seconds." "[Icelandic]" "Don't worry." "[Man Over P.A.] The thing we always dread has happened." "[Beckwith] Looky here, it's the Milner crew." "Getting after it, aren't we?" "Yeah, John, I really feel bad about the way everybody's laughing at you." "I mean, I think it's a damn shame." "First, I wipe you out, and after the bragging you been doing... them Hunt Brothers, they shut you down." "Hell, a guy like you deserves more respect." "You're practically a legend." "Who is this beauty queen?" "Leave her alone." "She's Swedish or something." "She doesn't speak English." "Great, I parlez-vous German myself." "Oh, yeah." "Really, I do." "Hello." "Hello." "[Speaking German]" "[German]" "Her name's Eva, John, in case you didn't know." "Eva, listen." "[Gibberish German]" " What are you saying to her?" " I told her she had a beautiful body." "I asked her if she'd like to make it with me." "Get outta here." "She said she would." "Something about a motel I didn't quite pick up, here." "Let's see." "[Gibberish]" "[Gibberish]" "See, John, this chick's hot for me." "Get outta here." "What do you say, baby?" "How about giving a bit of that free love you got in Sweden?" "Hey, Rog." "Hey-hey-hey!" "That's enough." "What?" "Look, man, I'm sorry." "I was kidding." "It's not funny." "Take a hike, huh?" "I was playing with you." "Sure, John." "Sure." "See you later, baby." "[Icelandic]" "I don't know." "[Wolfman Jack] Rubbing your soul with a little rock 'n'roll." "* Well, no one told me about her *" "[Joe] Look at flag ass." "He's actually enjoying this crap." "He's too stupid to be scared." "[Man Over Radio] Two-six, come in, over." "Red Cap Three, is the L-Z hot?" "They're moving in on us." "Get that goddamn machine in here." " Hey, get over the trees." " Don't tell me how to fly my ship, soldier." "We're a target in the clear area." "Get over the trees!" "[Gunfire]" " We're hit.!" " Where?" "Get over the trees!" "Shit!" "This is Red Cap Three." "I've got you visual." "I'm throwing smoke... now!" "[Man Over Radio] Bulldog, you're heading straight for us." "Can you see the smoke?" "That's a Roger." "Get your heads down." "Bulldog's coming in." "That's a "rog," Bulldog." "Over." "Joe, get the wounded to the L-Z." "Stay close to the trees." "[Man Over Radio] Bulldog.!" "We're moving wounded into the open." "Charlie's moving in." "All right, Young, open up." "* Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looks the way she acts *" "*And the color ofher hair *" "*Her voice was soft and cool Her eyes were clear and bright *" "*But she's not there *" "[Man Over Radio] We're gonna make our dive." "Here we go." "[Sinclair] Get 'em on board!" "[Terry] Get in, goddamn it.!" "Hurry up.!" "[Screaming] Get him in here!" "Go ahead, lift off, man!" "Lift off!" "[Moaning, Screaming]" "Take it easy, man!" "Oh, my God." "Don't worry." "You don't get used to it." "[Gurgling]" "Whoo!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Thanks for bailing me out, honey." "It's all right!" "So..." "So, how much was bail?" "$212.00" "Wow." "You're great." "You know that?" "You love me?" "Does Raggedy Ann have cotton tits or what?" "Have you been thinking about what we were talking about?" "About getting married?" "Sorta." "What do you think?" "Whoa!" "Don't worry, it's dead." " Slick Eddy killed him." " What the hell you got him for?" "You know how Rainbow's always stealing towels." "I thought I'd put it on the top shelf, and then when she takes a towel off it'd fall on her head." "What do you think about getting married?" "Make a good hood ornament." "Don't you think it would strengthen our relationship?" "Feel this lump." "I think it ate a rat." " You're pregnant." " I'm in love." "So am I, baby, but, uh..." "What does a piece of paper mean anyway, you know?" "It's so middle-class." "We gotta keep this thing free and open... and groovy, you know?" "Come on." "Get in." "Contact." "Contact." "Listen to him." "Don't you think he's a genius?" "[Rainbow] Mm-hmm." "Come on." "He's really great." "How come he's not getting any gigs?" "It's all in who you know." "You think MickJagger was always rich?" "So, who was on the phone, hon?" "Bad news." "Good news sorta." "Bryan got sick and asked if I could take his pizza route." "Lance, it's New Year's Eve." "You're not gonna do it, are ya?" "Look, I feel lousy about your paying my bail." "I gotta pay you back." "But we're gonna go to the Fillmore." "There's six bands and everything." "Go with Rainbow." "Electric Haze is gonna be there." "It's your favorite group." "What can I do?" "We need the bucks." "That's for sure." "[Screaming] A snake!" "It bit me!" "Bit her." "**[Rock, Indistinct]" "So, uh, how long has this demonstration been going on?" "Since just before the vacation." "But I think they're ready to kick us out." "Good." "Good." "You got my sweatshirt on." "It was cold out." "So I borrowed it." "Do you mind?" "No, but have you seen what's on the back?" "What?" "Oh, that's great." "What is it?" "What is it?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Vikki, this is my sister, Laurie." "Vikki Townsend." "Hi." "Hi, nice to meet you." "That's really a cute outfit you got there." "I, um..." "I used to be a cheerleader myself in high school... varsity." "Well, I'm not a cheerleader anymore, exactly." "I used to be, but now I'm a cheerleader for peace." "That's my baby." "Why don't you do one of your cheers for her." "Right now?" "Oh, yeah." "Come on." "She looks like she'd be really good." "Murder, murder every day." "Hey, you generals, what do you say?" "Drop your Napalm, drop your gas." "And suck it all right up your ass." "Yea, peace.!" "Yea, peace.!" "She's got a million of'em." "Wait till you hear "Kill a Commie for your mommy."" "Did you bring my wallet?" "[Vikki] I'm gonna do that when Andy burns his draft card." "You're not gonna burn your draft card." "Laurie, don't hassle me." "That would never have brought your wallet down here." "It's against the law." "No, absolutely not." "You could go to jail." "Hey, guys." "Look who's here." "It's Madman Milner." "Hey, why don't you put that little Chevy back in your street car, pal?" "[Laughing]" "Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?" "You know, go over to the snack bar?" "[Icelandic] Yeah, come on." "So, you're from Sweden, huh?" "So, uh, you know Anita Ekberg?" "Anita Ekberg?" "Hey, yeah." "How about, uh..." "What's that car?" "Volvo?" "Volvo?" "Yeah, they got Volvos in Sweden." "You must be from Sweden, huh?" "[Icelandic]" "Huh?" ""Eastland"?" "I don't know where that is." "[Icelandic]" "North Pole?" "You from the North Pole?" "[Icelandic]" "Eskimos and a bunch of ice up there." "Whatever you say." "I was..." "Hey, it's the little twerp." "Don't "little twerp" me, John." "I've grown." " A little bit." " John, this is Perry." "Hi, there, Perry." "Hello, John." "How do you like the drags?" "I don't know much about cars." "I'm from New York." "Huh." "Why don't you introduce me to your friend." "Well, this is my friend." "She, uh, is from, uh, another country." "She's foreign." "She doesn't speak English." "Hi." "Hi." "Comes from the North Pole." "Raised by Eskimos." "Oh, well, you two must have some real stimulating conversations." "Well, you know, there are a few conversations you're too young to know about." "I'm older than you think, John." "[Perry] We're gonna be late." "Oh." "Yeah, we gotta get going." "Perry's taking me to a coffee house." "Coffee house?" "Well, okay." "Listen." "I want you to take care of yourself and be good, okay?" "Bye, John." "What I want to know is, how do these Eskimos make love?" "[Announcer] Heading for the staging lanes, a state-of-the-art in drag racing, the undefeated Hunt Brothers' head hunter, Cubic Money." "* Uno, dos One, two, tres, quatro *" "* Wooly bully *" "* Watch it, now He'll get ya *" "[Whistle Blows] *Maddy told Hatty *" "*About a thing she saw *" "*Had two big horns *" "*And a woolyjaw *" "* Wooly bully *" "* Wooly bully *" "* Wooly bully, wooly bully wooly bully * Fourth down." "Wanna kick?" "*Hatty told Maddy *" "*Let's don't take no chance *" "*Listen to your woman *" "* Come and learn to dance Wooly bully *" "* Wooly bully *" "* Wooly bully, wooly bully wooly bully *" "Lucky son of a bitch." "He'll be home tomorrow, man." "Hey, let me take care of that big guy." "Are you crazier than hell?" "He'll break you in half." "He'll be on your ass like a June bug on shit." "No sweat, man." "I can handle him." "Break." "Your wife is a cow." "Your mother is a hog." " You're dumb and ugly." " I'm gonna kill you." "Ow!" " What's the matter?" " Oh, my knee." "Holy shit." "Some guys got all the luck." "Luck?" "He just broke his leg." "It's his ticket home, yo-yo." "You don't mean you want to get hurt?" "Pal, in case you haven't figured it out yet, they're trying to get us killed in this war, man." "I'm gonna get outta here." "You ever try shooting yourself?" "I told you, sir, I was just cleaning my rifle." "That's not the scuttlebutt I get." "Honest, sir, it was just an accident." "Let's hope you don't have any more accidents, Fields." "In the meantime, how does latrine duty sound to you?" "About a month of it." "You're kidding!" "Starting now!" "Get moving!" "Let's go take a shit." "Terrific." "Just terrific." "Fields!" "Fields!" "Hold that salute till I return it, soldier." "Move out!" "You're playing like candy asses." "Let's hit somebody." "[Sergeant] Fecal waste shall be moved a distance... not less than 50 meters from the mess hall or living area." "Diesel fuel shall be added to the waste matter and ignited." "When the drum is cooled, it shall be replaced." "Understand?" "No." "What part don't you understand?" "Start at the beginning." " Toad, don't give me that crap." " Don't give me this crap." "You get to it or I'll be talking to the major." "This is his personal favorite shithouse." "You understand?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "[Flies Buzzing]" "[Radio] This doesn't help the problem." "Out of sight, out of mind?" "It gets worse instead ofbetter." "You may be setting yourself up... for permanent physical damage, like insanity." "There are several types of venereal disease... and each requires special medication." "For prescription drugs, remember, obtain them only from qualified medical authorities." "Venereal disease isn't exactly something to be proud of, but it is something you should never try to cover up." "I'll walk." "I'll get right out of here and keep walking till I get home." "I know I could do it." "Just get past the MPs." "[Man On Radio] After a break from the news and weather, we'll be back with the best rock in Vietnam." "Shit!" "* You pretty women stand in line *" "* Make love to you, baby in an hour's time *" "* I'm a man That's spelled M *" "* A-N, whoa *" "[Woman] How do you think I scored BobbyJordan?" "[Rainbow] I heard he left the group." "They're looking for a new guitar player." "Maybe Lance could get that gig." "Forget it, Debbie." "There's no harm in asking." "You'll introduce me, won't you?" "Sure, I'll introduce you." "Oh, hey, what's the matter?" "[No Audible Dialogue]" "Come on, Debbie." "This may be the big break in Lance's career." "**[Continues]" "* Going back down to Kansas too *" "[Rainbow] Moonflower, you're a genius." "Wow, look at them!" "* Now, I'm a man That's spelled M *" "Wow, who do I talk to?" "Oh, Felix." "Do you know who that is?" "He's only the bass player for the Strawberry Prunes." "Talk about cute." "Dibs." "Hello, my beautiful one." "I hold before you my magic satchel... containing 2,000 mikes of pure Owsley sunshine." "What do you say?" "Beat it, bozo." "**[Continues]" "Eric Benson, and I ain't going." "Andy, you don't think we'd be in Vietnam... unless the president knew a few things we don't know, huh?" "Not so loud." "You're embarrassing me." "I don't see what's so embarrassing about saying you support the president." "Because somebody might hear you." "We elected him." "We should stand by him." "If we give these Communists an inch, they're gonna take a mile." "Today it's Vietnam." "Tomorrow it could be here." "In our very own backyard." "She's drunk." "Attention." "This is SergeantJames Dutton speaking." "I don't understand you, Andy." "I really don't understand you." "Let go of it." "[Vikki] Go on, Andy." "You're an idiot, Andrew." "You're an idiot." "My name is Andy Henderson." "I'd like to dedicate this to the police outside." "There it is." "You are ordered to evacuate the building immediately." "Hi." "I'm looking for Andy Henderson." "He lives next door." "Do you know where he went?" "You got a warrant?" "A warrant?" "No." "I'm not talkin'to you." "Wait." "Why would I need a warrant?" "You got "narc" written over you." "I'm not a narc." "L..." "Actually, I'm an insurance agent." "I'm looking for my wife." "He's with my wife." "Uh-huh." "Sure." "An insurance agent." "And Andy's shtupping your old lady." "It's a good try, but it ain't gonna work." "Hold it." "Please." "You got it all wrong." "I'm not a narc." "In my book, insurance agent and narc are the same thing:" "Pigs!" "And if I were you, I'd truck my oinking Wonder Bread self right on outta here." "You're right." "About what?" "You're under arrest, asshole." "Hit the wall!" " Where are they?" " Don't be doing that!" "Where are they?" "On campus, man." "Demonstration." " Is that all you know?" " Honest, man." " I'll tell you where I buy my weed." " He's gone." "[Announcer] The fabulous Hunt Brothers' Factory car... meets the first challenger of the day." "It's Alan Billy." "The Hunt Brothers there first by a mile." "He smeared him." "Go tellJohn." "Yeah." "* When you just give love and never get love *" "Hey, you want a beer?" "A beer?" "Hmm." "[Icelandic] [Mumbles] Here." "[Icelandic] Yeah, right." "That's one of the things I like about you." "You're real easy to talk to." "Yes, that's very good." "Yeah?" "Well, what do you say I, uh, move a little closer to you." "You know what I mean?" "Just a little bit." "Yeah, that's right." "John, the Hunt Brothers beat Alan Billy with a 7-82." "Hey, have you ever heard of knocking, man?" "Oh, sorry." "I didn't see you were busy." "I'm not busy, but I'm trying to get busy." "All right?" "Okay." "Now, where was I?" "Uh..." "The North Pole, yes." "The North Pole... and "Eastland" and Volvo." "And Mickey "Moose"?" "[Chuckles]" "That's right." "Um..." "You know, you really are beautiful." "[Icelandic]" "Right, that's..." "that's right." "[Icelandic]" "That's what I was thinking." "You're turning me on." "Right?" "[Icelandic]" "Well, I..." "You know, this conversation is getting us nowhere." "I think that I'll just try the physical approach, okay?" "You think?" "The physical approach, you know, like getting to first base." "You know what I'm talking about, don't you?" "[Icelandic]" "Oh, now, now, now, now, now, now, now." "Just relax." "[Icelandic]" "Hey, now, wait a minute." "You came into my camper." "What do you think I'm gonna do?" "[Icelandic]" "Hey, come back here.!" "Hey, come on back." "Wait." "*Since I fell for you *" "* Since I fell *" "* For you **" "** [Shuts Off]" "**["Pipeline"]" "[Joe] Hey, Toad, wake up, will ya?" "What planet you on?" "Just thinking what day it is today." "New Year's Eve tonight." "So what?" "Oh, it's..." "kind of an anniversary." "Good buddy of mine got killed a year ago today." "He caught one?" "No." "It was back in the world." "John Milner." "You knew him." "Had the hottest wheels in the valley." "Good buddy of mine." "Good friend." "Hey, Toad." "I've been thinking." "I'm takin' care of you, right?" "Yeah." "When we get back home, I'm gonna make you an honorary... full-fledged member of the Pharaohs." "No blood initiation, nothing like that." "Me, you and Ed, we're gonna open up a used car lot." "You sell 'em, we steal 'em." "The flying Pharaohs." "[Man Over Radio] Bulldog, you're two clicks northeast of our position." "You heard 'em, Gunner." "Two clicks to the L-Z." "Get back in position." " Red Cap One, we're goin'in." " Right by you, Chief." "It looks pretty hairy down here." "I don't..." "Watch it.!" "Incoming from the left.!" "Oh, shit.!" "Red Cap Two, I've got heavy ordanance." " We're hit.!" "Get out ofhere.!" "We're goin'down.!" "We're goin'down.!" " It's clear down here." "What?" "Me worry?" "Get out, get out, get out!" "[Gunfire]" "[Man Over Radio] Okay, Red Cap Two, we're right above you and to the left." "We're going in ahead of you." "Okay, cleared left and above." " Okay, got a steep approach." "Just hang on." " Pre-landing check complete." "All right, Young, open up." "Go down a hair!" "Move out.!" "Uh, Gunner, check the left rear." "Ow!" "Oh, Jesus Christ!" "Get out of here!" "Let's go!" "Oh, Jesus!" "Toad!" " You all right?" " What the hell's going on back there?" "Oh, Jesus!" "Joe!" "Joe!" "Come on, man!" "Don't die on me." "Hey, we got hit." "There's fire back there." " Come back to me, man!" " Get up here and give me a hand!" "I can't hold it." "He's dead, man!" "He's dead.!" "I can't control it!" " Hold on!" " Get off the trees!" "Get..." "Jesus!" "* Yeah, come on all you big strong men *" "* Uncle Sam needs your help again *" "* Got himself in a terrible jam *" "* Way down yonder in Vietnam *" "* Put down your books and pick up a gun We're gonna have a whole lot of fun *" "* And it's one, two, three What are we fightin' for *" "* Don't ask me I don't give a damn *" "* The next stop is Vietnam *" "* And it's five, six, seven Open up the pearly gates *" "* Well, there ain't no time to wonder why *" "* Whoopee We're all gonna die *" "Looks like Rainbow found somebody." "[Moonflower] Seems like she always goes for those '50s kind of guys." "Felix?" "No, I'm Newt." "Can I help you?" "No, I'm looking for Felix." "That's him right there." "Hey, Felix?" "Uh-huh?" "She wants to talk to you, man." "Hey, how you doin'?" "Hi." "Hi." "My name's Debbie." "I'm a friend of Moonflower Badenbend." "Don't say no more." "I know exactly who you're talkin' about." "You're talking about the one with the red hair, right?" "No, she's got blue hair." "Well, maybe she dyed it." "Anyway, she got a ring of roses tattooed around her arm, right?" "No." "Well, this Moonflower has roses tattooed around her arm." "She thought it looked pretty." "I thought it looked like a snake." "And, let me tell you, snakes are not my style." "It's funny you should mention snakes." "When I was a kid, I saw a snake." "I freaked out!" "But my sister, my sister loved snakes." "Calls her old man a snake." "His name is Bill." "He's a barber." "She shot him two years ago right through the ass." "But it was cool, 'cause he's a barber." "He works standing' up, so he didn't have to sit down on it." "I wanted to tell you about this friend of mine who plays really great guitar." "But long hair put Bill right out of business." "Got so upset, got drunk, ate his kid's hamster." "Said it tasted like a mackerel." "Who?" "Lance Harris." "Never heard ofhim." "Probably a youngie." "And I'm not a youngie, but I'm not an oldie either." "But it's tough enough." "This guy's really good." "He's likeJerry Garcia, Jimi Hendrix, Frank Zappa." "He can play anything." "Lance." "What's his name?" "What about him?" "Well, he'd be great for your group." "What's his name?" "Lance Harrris." "I used to know a surfer named Lance." "His name was "No Pants" Lance." "Listen to me." "What?" "What?" "What is it?" " Are you always like this?" " Like what?" "Talkin'." "I think she thinks you talk a lot." "[Felix] Hey, let me tell you somethin'." "What's wrong with talkin'?" "I'm gonna tell you somethin'." "It's better I talk, 'cause I can't spell." "Excuse me." "And if I had to spell, I would be out of luck." "[Debbie] Wait a minute.!" "Wait a minute." "Let me out." "[Felix] Hey, we're moving." "I know!" "So where we goin'?" "I don't know." "You tell me where we're going." "We have a gig over in Oakland." "Don't worry." "You'll have fun." "With five guys?" "This is your final warning." "You have one minute to vacate the building." "[Man] Okay, we're gonna have a vote here." "All of you that want to chicken out, please raise your hands." "We have one vote?" "She's an outside agitator." "Doesn't count." "Don't you believe in democracy, Andy?" "Uh, with qualifications." "Well, if you want to give in, maybe you shouldjust go." "Thank you." "Good luck." "Good luck." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Andy!" "[Man Continues] We have to stand together." "They can't take us away because..." "[Glass Shattering]" "[Screaming, Shouting]" "[Groaning]" "Oh, my..." "The door's locked!" "Andy!" "[Screaming, Shouting Continue]" "Laurie, help me!" "Tear gas!" "Tear gas!" "Andy!" "Wait up, wait up!" "[Announcer] The Calhoun car is coming up to the line." "Jimmy Calhoun's engine is starting to warm up." "But where's Milner?" "He knows better than this." "He's going to be disqualified ifhe doesn't get up to the line real quick." " John, wait!" " Come here, Eva." "I wanna talk to you." "Come on." "Let me explain." "Will you stop?" "Wait!" "Come here." "I'm trying to talk to you." "Hold it!" "Come here, come here, come here." "[Icelandic] I know." "I know." "Listen, I'm sorry." "I'm trying to apologize." "Do you understand?" "Shit, how am I supposed to talk to you?" "Why can't you speak English?" "I'm trying to apologize to you." "I didn't mean it." ""Pardon-moi." You understand?" ""Pardon-moi."" "[Icelandic]" "When you came into my camper, what'd you expect me to do?" "John, come on!" "We got a race." "[Milner] Hey, come on, man." "It's the first race of the day." " Speak to her later." " [Icelandic]" "[Revving Engine]" "Give me that thing." "[Announcer] Okay, Milner's crew now muscling the car up to the starting line." "And listen to that hand forJohn Milner." "He's had a bit ofbad luck today, but apparently the fans are still behind him." "He's up against littleJimmy Calhoun from West Covina, California." "Jimmy's gonna need more than his usual cockiness to defeat Milner here today." "[Announcer] And the winner of the race, thanks to littleJimmy's exploding engine, is John Milner." "Not bad for an independent." "Yeah, but he's no competition." "[Man Over Radio, Indistinct]" "Bulldog!" "Bulldog!" "This is Escort One, over." "I don't think this radio works." "Typical." "Nothing works here." "[Man Over Radio] Bulldog, this is escort one." "Over." "American know-how." "[Gunfire]" "Hey.!" "[Gunfire Continues]" "Bulldog, are you under fire?" "Over." "That's affirmative." "From the other side of the river." "You gotta get us out of here quick!" "Bulldog, we'll order artillery into that area." "We can't..." "We haven't got time for that." "You gotta get us out of here now before they get here." "Break, break!" "Dog, I'm gonna give your position to artillery." "We'll drop some rocket fire into that tree line." "When the area is secured, we'll come pick you up." "[Gunfire]" "You know what I think, Major?" "I don't think you have the guts to come down here, you asshole!" "Can it, Fields." "You're talking your way into a court-martial!" "Now, drop some smoke." "Mark your position, you little shit!" "Oh, what I'd give to open up on that guy!" "I think you're right." "He is afraid to come down here and get us." "Very good." "You're catching on." "[Gunfire]" "He had just gotten in from Guam in this canoe, and he was tryin' to get her to buy..." "Could I interrupt you for one moment?" "Let me just say this much." "Bobby, whatever you do, don't drive through that park." "Whatever I do, I won't drive through that park up there." " Hey, man!" " Ooh!" "Uh-oh!" "What's that shit?" "Whoo-hoo!" "[Honking Horn]" "That's a good weave." "Are you guys crazy?" "Do you play an instrument?" "You know what I think?" "I think everybody should play an instrument." "Bobby, whatever you do, don't hit those trash cans." "[Newt] Hey, Bobby, go for two." "My father learned how to play the trumpet, the guitar, the ukelele..." "Can I interrupt you for one moment?" "He doesn't mean anything." "Hejust talks a lot." "Whatever you do, don't hit that Christmas tree." "Don't hit that tree.!" "No sweat!" "Hey!" "Whoo-hoo!" "It's not normal." "This is crazy." "It's just a little bit crazy." "Look, I just wanted to tell you about this friend of mine who's a guitar player." "I know you have an opening." "If you'd just audition him, I know you'd never live to regret it." "Sure." "We'd be glad to." "Yeah." "Really?" "That's okay with you?" "Mm-hmm." "Okay." "I'm gonna let my hand off your mouth." "Mm-hmm." "Okay." "No!" "Bobby, whatever you do, don't hit those trash cans!" "[Bobby] I think we hit something." "I think it was a fire hydrant." "Isn't it bad enough what's going on in Vietnam, Andy?" "You want it to start here too?" "Don't start that." "I don't wanna hear it." "You remember Terry Fields?" "Do you remember Toad?" "Yeah." "Well, doesn't his death mean anything to you?" "Well, sure." "He's one of the reasons I'm here." "But if we give up this war, Andy, then he'll have died for nothing." "He already died for nothing." "I don't want anyone else to die for nothing." "I mean, that's the point!" "[Protestors Screaming, Chanting]" "[Siren Wailing] [Screaming, Shouting]" "Oh, goodness!" "Come on." "No, no!" "No, no!" "No!" "No, no!" "In here!" "[Panting] Whoa!" "Sorry." "The campus is closed." "Closed?" "Get moving." "No, I'm sorry." "I've gotta..." "I said, get moving." "Pacific Benefit Life!" "Claims inspection." "Home office wants a preliminary damage report, and they want it fast." "These creeps have really torn the hell out of the place." "That's what they come to school for nowadays." "All right, buddy, go on through." "You need any help, you just let me know." "Thank you." "Check my fuel line and make sure it's on." "Are you gonna pull the plugs?" "And get this other tire!" "Damn!" "Jesus!" "Hey, Beckwith, take it easy, huh?" "[Announcer] Two of the guys a lot of you came to see, Milner and Beckwith." "This is gonna be a war." "Only one of them comes back to race the Hunt brothers in the finals." "They're strapped in, the engines are running." "Nitro fumes so thick, the starter is about to pass out." "They're pounding the ground." "This is it." "[Revving Engine]" "The winner of the race is John Milner." "His chute ain't popping, man!" "Let's get on it!" "[Woman Screaming]" "[Siren Wailing]" "[Sinclair] Oh, God.!" "[Terry] It's too close.!" "It's too close.!" "They're supposed to be on the other side of the river.!" "Jesus Christ!" "They almost killed us." "Typical!" "[Man Over Radio] Red Cap, plan complete." "Carry on." "Call the major." "Tell him it's clear." "But it's not." "They're all over the..." "Tell him it's clear!" "Come on, man." "You'd land, wouldn't ya?" "Tell him!" "Red One, Red Two." "You better come on in." "Charlie's on the run." "Come on in here." "Get us out quick!" "[Helicopter Approaching]" "Okay, here he comes!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Sinclair?" "Sinclair!" "Come on." "What's the matter?" "My-My-My foot." "I think I turned my foot." "Can you run?" "I don't know." "Come on!" "You gotta try, man!" "We gotta stay alive!" "Get on your feet!" "Get on your feet and get over there!" "Move it, goddamn it!" "Get outta here!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "[Gunfire]" "Come on, Fields, move it.!" "One, two, three, heave!" "* Cool jerk *" "All right, give me more!" "Come on, now!" "We're gonna be late for the gig!" "Heave!" "Girl, come on over here and help us!" "Hurry up.!" "You promise to give Lance a chance?" "Ask him." "He's the leader of the group." "Did you let the brake off?" "Why didn't you tell me?" "You didn't ask me." "We're gonna be late." "Yeah!" "We did it!" "We did it!" "Look, look, look!" "The police, man!" "The police!" "Aw, shit!" "You better stall, man!" "It was terrible!" "They had guns!" "It was a '64 Chevy, light blue, and they went that-a-way." "They shot at us!" "Go get 'em!" "Yes, ma'am.!" "[Giggling] [Siren Wailing]" "You're a genius.!" "I love you.!" "I love you.!" "[Felix] We got away.!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "I should have never brought you your wallet." "No, I should've never gotten up this morning." "I wonder if Steven fed the kids lunch." "Mark's such a finicky eater." "And Steven." "Steve.!" "Steven.!" "Steve's out there!" "Steven!" "Steve.!" "Steven.!" "Whoo-hoo.!" "Whoo-hoo, Steve.!" "Steven?" "Steven!" "Oh, Steven.!" "Oh, Steve.!" "There you are!" "Steve!" "I'm so glad I found you!" "I love you." "I love you too." "How are the kids?" "Are the kids okay?" "The kids are fine." "Are you sure you're all right?" "Yes, I am." "Oh, Steven, I'm sorry." "I should have never left like that." "It's all right." "I know we can work this out if we just talk about it." "Baby, I'm gonna let you get a job." "Oh, Steve!" "In just a couple of years, you'll find something you like..." "A couple of years?" "I'm gonna be reasonable about this." "We're gonna compromise." "That's no compromise." "A couple of years?" "What?" "I want to work now!" "Yesterday!" "Damn it, Laurie!" "You bastard!" "Now it's completely out of the question." "How dare you follow me like this, and then tell me it's out of the question!" "How can you do that?" "You're so inconsiderate." "And you're stubborn!" "You're selfish, you're egotistical." "You know, you're..." "You're bitchy.!" "You're conniving.!" " You'rejust like your father.!" " And you're exactly like your mother.!" "My dad always said if you want to see what your wife's gonna be like, just look at her mother." "Well, Jesus Christ!" "All right!" "I want a divorce." "Here's your ring back." "Here's your ring back." "Oh, great." "Throw it away." "Right." "Why not?" "Oh, man, we gotta get them out of there." "[Sobbing] Aw, pick up your ring." "Where did it go?" "It's down here somewhere." "Wait a minute." "My wedding ring." "We gotta get out of here!" "There it is..." "Holy shit!" "Pacific Benefit Life!" "Peace." "Peace on you." "[Wolfman Jack] Can you dig it, baby?" "Yes, indeed.!" "We got it!" "Ah, look at that!" "That's it." "That's a shame too." "You beat me bad." "I wish I hadn't now." "You'd a-had a shot at the factory." "Hell, I couldn't have beat those guys anyway." "You're the only one who ever had a chance, man." "Really." "Thanks, but you're pretty good yourself, you know." "You don't know shit about engines, but your dragster looks good." "Well, thanks." "I know my front end... wouldn't have bent like this." "What are you talking about?" "Listen, isn't this Schiefer linkage?" "So?" "So, your wheels are the same as mine." "So?" "We'll take the whole damn front section off my car and we'll put it on your car." "Huh?" "Yeah." "Hey, Bob, we're gonna need that welder, okay?" "Jim, can you get us some guys?" "We only got about 15 minutes." "Maybe I can get 'em to slow up at the line." "Check that out." "That might give us enough time." "Yeah!" " We're gonna beat 'em, John." "Me and you together." " Thanks, Roger." "Come on, Carlos, get your tools." "Let's pull this front end off." "[Icelandic]" "Oh, thanks a lot." "Here, you take something." "Go to work." "No, wait." "Get your T-shirt on." "We're gonna beat those guys." "You gotta have your T-shirt." "Go on, get it!" "All right, Car..." "Look at the tools she gave me." "[Tools Clattering]" "*Lonely *" "*I'm so lonely *" "*I have nobody *" "**[Continues, Indistinct]" "Fields." "You shouldn't be doing this." "You saved my life." "Yeah." "Some New Year's Eve, huh?" "I wanted to thank you." "Hey, I was scared." "I was really scared." "Congratulations." "You're normal." "I'd like to propose a toast." "Look at that man." "Look at those jerks." "Joe's dead, and they're having a party." "May our victory be a complete, full and lasting one." "[Man] Hear, hear." "And to you, sir, a barrel of shit!" "I gotta get out of here, man." "This isn't my war." "And now I'd like to propose another toast." "To a very, very brave man... who today led his men in a mission... that accounted for more than 200 Communists dead." "[Applause]" "You're too kind, Congressman." "'Cause an officer is only as good... as the men he leads." "[Man] Here, here.!" "Aw, man!" "That does it!" "I've had it!" "And I'm gonna do something about it." "I gotta get a hand grenade." "No, a satchel charge!" "And I know just where to get it." "Hey, Terry, look, you can't." "They're officers." "It's not gonna solve anything." "Oh, yeah?" "Watch me." "*May the bird of paradise fly up your nose *" "*May an elephant caress you with its toes *" "*May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose *" "Hello." "Wanna dance?" "Hello." "Um..." "No, thank you." "Why not?" "Just don't feel like dancing, that's all." "That ain't a very good reason." "Hey, man, she's with the band." "So what?" "She's gotta get on stage." "We can't do the gig without her." "Well, you know what?" "You need a haircut." "You look like shit." "You know, I woke up this morning." "I looked in the mirror, I said," ""Newt, boy, you look like shit." "Get a haircut."" "But, hell, you gotta have long hair nowadays or you can't work." "Have a beer." "Come on." "Check you later, amigo." "Wow." "You sure we got the right place?" "Pretty tough joint." "It's a good gig." "We're making 20 bucks apiece tonight." "Here, you can play this." "What do you want me to do with that?" "Play it, unless you want that creep hitting on you all night." "Yeah, he was a creep." "I can't blame him much." "I'd be hitting on you myself... if I didn't know you had an old man." "So, how do I play it?" "Well, it's a pretty complicated instrument." "Basically, what you do is you hit it like this." "Uh-huh." "More advanced musicians will hit it like that." "Uh-huh." "Like that." "Like that." "You're gonna play with the group." "Yeah, but I don't know any of your stuff." "It's nothing." "Just hit that thing once in a while, dance around." "You're beautiful, and they're gonna love you." "[Yelling, Shouting]" "Where'd you take my wife?" "Shut up." "I want you to know, you're facing false arrest charges." "What's your badge number?" "Hey, turn around!" "I got it." "I saw it." "You're gonna hear from my attorney." "One more word out of your Commie mouth, kid, and..." "Commie?" "L..." "Turn around there!" "I voted Republican." "Would you rather be called a Fascist pig?" "And I got a right to know where my wife is." "Take it easy, Steve." "She's all right." "Anyway, what can you do now?" "Relax." "I'll tell you one thing." "Something like this happens, it makes you realize how trivial your marriage problems are." "Not trivial." "Low priority." "* Baby love My baby love *" "* I need ya Oh, how I need ya * [Banging]" "*But all you do is treat me bad * Hey!" "Quiet back there!" "** [Continues, Softly]" "[Sighs] I wonder if this is gonna cost me my P.T.A. Membership." "You should be so lucky." "* Baby love, my baby love Been missin' ya *" "*Miss kissing'ya * Hey!" "* Instead of breaking up *" " Oh, yeah?" " [Gasps]" "Okay, let's get that butt out." "Go on, get it out." "* Baby love My baby love * Who's singing?" "Who's singing?" "* I need ya Oh, how I need ya *" "* But all you do is treat me bad * Shut up." "I don't want any more singing." "* Break my heart and leave me sad *" "* Tell me, what did I do wrong *" "* To make you stay away so long *" "* Baby love My baby love *" "* Been missin' ya Oh, I miss kissin' ya *" "* Instead of breaking up *" "* Let's do some kissin' and makin' up *" "* Don't throw our love away *" "* In my arms you'll always stay *" "* Baby love My baby love *" "* I need ya Oh, how I need ya **" "Come on, man." "Let's hurry up." "Get this car started." "[Announcer] Looks like some of the local drivers are intentionally slowing down the pace... trying to buy Milner some extra time." "From here, I can see the competitors who are usually feuding with each other... all helping out in Milner's cause." "Incredible.!" "[Applause]" "Here's the Hunt brothers'car prepared for the kill." "They fully expect to win." "The factory demands they win." "Minutes to go, still no Milner." "Looks like the Hunt brothers are about to demand... a single run victory by default." "Carlos, you got those plugs changed?" "Yeah." "I got you some fuel here, John." "No, no." "I got my own mixture. 90%." "You'll blow your engine." "[Announcer] Still no sign ofJohn Milner." "He knows the rules." "If you're not on the line in time, you're disqualified." "Okay, we got it." "We'll never make it." "Come on, man." "Let's go!" "[Announcer] Frankly, it doesn't look good." "There's so little time left." "Probably a single run for the Hunt brothers, Milner losing by default." "But hold it!" "Look over on the fire-up road." "Against all odds, Milner has got it moving.!" "Milner's made it to the line, but that's just half of this incredible mechanical miracle." "After all their patchwork, will the car go straight down the track?" "Will it go straight into the guard rail?" "It's a big gamble." "[Engine Rewing]" "Think that front end is gonna hold up?" "I know it's gonna hold up." "[Announcer] Nothing wrong with Milner's motor." "In fact, both engines making awesome power." "2,000 horsepower, side by side." "The final race for top eliminator." "[Revving Engine]" "[Announcer] He's done it.!" "Milner has done it, the impossible." "He's defeated the Hunt brothers." "His crew has gone crazy." "The whole place has gone crazy." "John Milner, top eliminator." "Terry, you can't..." "Shut up!" "What if you get caught?" "Just shut up and do what I told you." " I greased that one myself." "Right, Lieutenant?" " You damn sure did, sir." "Magnificent." "Magnificent." "Here we are." "Oh, a cake." "Major, sir." "You're on officer's turf, Fields." "Yes, I know, sir." "I just wanted to have a word with you if I could." "You speak to me in the morning!" "Can't you see who I'm with here?" "Yeah, I just wanted to know, sir, since it's New Year's Eve tonight, why don't you let me off latrine duty?" "[Chuckling]" "No way." "You're gonna be in the shit-house the rest of your life." "Now get back over there." "All right, Major, if that's the way you feel about it." "I just hope you enjoy your cake." "It's a good one." "Thank you." "Oh, uh, sir?" "It's angel food." "[Congressman] Son, maybe you'd like to stay... and have a piece of it with us?" "[Major] No, sir." "He has a very important job to finish." "Oh." "To the latrines, you little turd." "[Congressman] Well, um, who'll cut the cake?" "[Chuckles] I think this is an honor you should have, Major." "Thank you, sir." "[Congressman] When I get back to Washington, I'm gonna tell the president... about the fine fighting spirit your men have here too." "God bless you." "Oh, wait a minute, Major." "Can we have a photograph of this, please?" "Yes, sir." "Fields!" "Get in there and get to work!" "Would you stand up, please?" "One moment." "We'll do it together." "To the V.C. Let 'em eat cake!" " [Congressman] What was that?" " Charlie must've booby-trapped the latrine!" "There was a man in there." "Fields!" "Oh, my God." "Fields.!" "Probably won't be enough left ofhim to send home." "[Gags] It's a dirty war." "It's a lot of shit." "They love you, Debbie." "They love you!" "Where'd you learn how to dance like that?" "Ballet class." "[Men Whooping] You're a lot of woman." "What's wrong?" "Debbie, what's wrong?" "What's wrong, girl?" "It's Lance." "He's dancing with another girl." "Well..." "Maybe there's a reason." "Maybe it's his sister or something." "That's not his sister." "Oh, hell, my bet is it's nothing at all." "Why don't you just go over and ask him what's going on." "Oh, come on." "Come on." "Cut this stuff out." "Look, Debbie, the only way to handle these kind of things is to be adult about it." "Just go over and ask him what's happening, all right?" "Come on." "Come on." "[Blows Party Horn]" "Lance?" "Debbie." "I loved you!" "I paid your bail!" "It looks bad." "I know." "It's New Year's Eve!" "I tried to get you a job!" "Happy New Year." "Just a minute, okay?" "* Now the race is on and here comes pride up the backstretch *" "*Heartache is going to the inside *" "*My tears are holding back *" "* Trying not to fall *" "*My heart's out of the runnin'*" "* True love's scratched for another's sake *" "* The race is on and it looks like heartaches *" "*And the winner loses all *" "* One day I ventured in love never once suspecting' *" "* What the final result would be *" "*I live in fear of waking up each morning *" "*And finding that you're gone from me *" "* There's ache and pain in my heart *" "*For today was the one I hated to face *" "*Somebody new came up the winner *" "* And I came out in second place **" "Steven.!" "Steve, up here." "Here I am." "Hey, Andy." " Are you all right?" " Yes, I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Look, I have to tell you something." "I just want you to be happy." "If that means getting a job or whatever..." "Really?" "You mean it, really?" "Oh, good." "I found my ring." "I swear to God." "Buddy, wanna step away from the bus, please." "This is my wife." "I'm his wife." "I don't care if she's your pet monkey." "Just step away from the bus, will you, pal?" "Look, she's not a demonstrator." "No, no, Officer." "We just got caught up in this." "That's right." "We're both innocent." " Nobody's innocent." " We don't even go to this school." "Just step away from the bus." "Leave him alone.!" "Leave him alone.!" "Would you just leave him..." "Aah.!" "[Women Shouting] Leave him alone.!" "Just leave him alone.!" "[Screaming] Stop it, you bastard.!" "[Gasping, Coughing]" "You don't like it, huh?" "You don't like it?" "[Laurie] You pig.!" "You pig.!" "[All Shouting]" "Come here!" "[Coughing] What happened?" "The bus.!" "They're stealing the damn bus." "[Cheering] [Honking Horn]" "[Yelling, Shouting]" "[Laurie] Out of sight!" "You're a hero of the revolution." "He's my hero!" "He's my hero!" "He deserves a little kiss too." "The victory's partly his." "Hey!" "Well, John, people are gonna be hearing about this." "You'll be gettin' sponsors sure as hell." "Well, when I do, I'll just come back here and beat the shit outta you again." "[Icelandic]" "Here, you look better holding it." "Excuse me." "Eva, we gotta go." "Come on." "Hey, where have you been?" "Dicky Dollwith!" "What a mistake that was." "Talk about an animal." "100% crude animal!" "Come on." "We're late." "Wait a minute." "I gotta talk to her." "She can't talk to you." "We're supposed to go to some dippy dinner with my parents." "Anyway, she doesn't understand anything you're saying." "No, no, it's important." "I gotta talk to her." "Does anybody here speak Swedish?" "Yeah, I speak a little Swedish." "Get outta here!" "John, I bet old Ole does." "Oh, that's right." "Come here." "Wait." "No..." "Hey." "I gotta get her home." "Hey, Ole, wait a second." "Come on." "Listen, do you speak Swedish?" "No." "Aw!" "I speak Norwegian." "Well, try talking to her." "[Speaking Norwegian]" "She isn't Swedish." "She's from Iceland." "Iceland." "Well, you can talk to her?" "I think so." "Well, tell her I love her." "Tell her I want to marry her." "And, uh..." "And tell her I want to go out with her tonight." "How many times do I have to tell you?" "We gotta have dinner with my parents tonight.!" "Then ask her if she wants to watch the Rose Bowl game tomorrow." "Yeah." "[Chuckles] She said she would like to very much... and she also thinks you are a very attractive man." "And..." "And one other thing." "A big victory kiss." "Come on, Eva." "We gotta go now." "Come on." "Be careful, and I'll see you tomorrow." "Thanks, Ole." "Yeah." "[Wolfman Jack] Mary Welles with "My Guy."" "Oh, it's a great New Year's Eve." "And don't be checkin'your clocks, 'cause the old Wolfman's got the correct time here." "I'm gonna be countin'you down and countin'you right up into the new year." "You should've been there." "How'd they take it?" "How'd they take it?" "How did they take it?" "Right on the head, man." "Tons of it!" "Tons of it." "I love it!" "It was beautiful." "It was great." "And they think I'm dead?" "They really think I'm killed?" "The congressman said it was a tragic loss, and he's personally gonna write a letter of condolence to your family." "Oh, yeah." "Well, that's not easy, but I guess there's nothing we can do about it." "Did you get the stuff?" "Oh, yeah." "There's food, survival kit." "I even scraped together some dough." "Oh, terrific, man." "Boots?" "Two pair." " Oh, great." "Thank you." " You really gonna walk outta here?" "I got news for you, pal." "I'm halfway home already." "You know, you may not be able to go home." "You're a deserter now." "Ah, what the hell?" "I've always kind of wanted to see Europe." "Oh, come on." "Look at me." "I'm a free man." "The war is over, and I win." "I love your shirt." "[Chuckles]" "Take care of yourself, huh, pal?" "Hey, you too." " I owe you dinner." " It's a deal." "[Laughing]" "How you doin'?" "Terrible." "Me too." "I wish I could make you feel better." "Oh, well." "Listen, why don't you come with us?" "Where y'all going?" "Mount Tam, watch the sun come up." "I don't think so." "Come on." "You got nothing better to do." "It's New Year's Eve." "Cheer up." "Okay." "Okay." "Come on." "With you?" "Yeah." "Hey, Debbie." "Come on." "Cheer up." "Listen, breaking up ain't easy to do." "I know it, because I've been there before." "I never will forget my old girlfriend," "Loretta Louise Willa MaeJordan the Second." "Did you know that her old man before me was a welder?" "And, Debbie, let me tell ya, he had scars all up and down his arms." "You should've seen it." "Let me ask you a question." "You got any scars?" "I got an appendix scar." "You know what?" "Just came to my mind." "I used to know a guy whose whole face was a scar." "Guess what they used to call him." "You won't believe it." "Right?" "What?" "Scar." "Mm-hmm." "But I didn't think that was very funny, because the poor guy burned himself up trying to pour gas in a carburetor." "Wait a minute." "Speaking of gas, I had beans for dinner." "Stop." "Stop!" "I'm startin'to feel it." "What, what, what?" "Can I tell you something?" "Yeah, okay." "What?" "Whatever you do, don't hit those garbage cans!" "[Laughing, Shouting]" "I wonder what the guys in the junior chamber are gonna say about this." "I mean, just..." "Hey, look at this." "[Laurie] Oh, gee." "I almost forgot what day it is." "[Wolfman Jack] It's been a great New Year's Eve, and we're gettin'real close now to the midnight hour." "Yeah." "Oh.!" "Here it goes." "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.!" "Happy New Year!" " Happy New Year.!" " Happy New Year." " Happy New Year." "* Should auld acquaintance *" "* Be forgot *" "* And never brought to mind *" "* Should auld acquaintance *" "Yeah!" "* Be forgot *" "* And days of auld lang syne *" "* And days of auld lang syne, my dear *" "* And days of auld lang syne *" "* We'll drink a cup of kindness yet *" "*And days of auld lang syne *" "*Should auld acquaintance *" "*Be forgot *" "*And never brought to mind *" "*Should auld acquaintance *" "*Be forgot *" "*And days of auld Lang Syne **" "* Once upon a time you dressed so fine *" "* You threw the bums a dime in your prime *" "*Didn't you *" "*People'd call, say beware doll You're bound to fall *" "* You thought they were all *" "*Kiddin'you *" "* You used to *" "*Laugh about *" "*Everybody that was hangin'out *" "*Now you don't talk so loud *" "*Now you don't seem so proud *" "*About having'to be scrounging *" "* Your next meal *" "*How does it feel *" "*How does it feel *" "* To be without a home *" "*Like a complete unknown *" "*Like a rolling stone *" "* Oh, you've gone to the finest school *" "*All right, Miss Lonely but you know you only used to get *" "*Juiced in it *" "*Nobody's ever taught you how to live out on the street *" "*And now you're gonna have to get *" "* Used to it *" "* You say you never compromise *" "* With the mystery tramp but now you realize *" "*He's not selling any alibis *" "*As you stare into the vacuum ofhis eyes *" "*And say Do you want to *" "*Make a deal *" "*How does it feel *" "*How does it feel *" "* To be on your own *" "* With no direction home **"