"I'm ready" ""Ready, ready, ready..." "I'm ready for love"" ""I want to fall in love..."" ""my heart goads me to fall in love"" ""Childhood is passe, I've now stepped into youth..."" ""and how crazy I've gone"" ""I'm ready, ready..." "ready for love"" ""If someone would come..."" ""and teach me..."" ""the way to love"" ""I've gone crazy..."" ""who am I to call my lover?"" ""I'm dying to love"" ""I'm ready"" ""I'm ready, ready..." "ready for love"" ""On my finger..."" ""if someone..."" ""could put a diamond ring"" ""On my mobile-phone, if a lover..."" ""could make the ring-tone of love come alive"" ""I'm dying, dying for love"" ""I'm ready!"" ""I'm ready, ready..." "ready for love"" ""I want to fall in love, my heart goads me to fall in love"" ""Fall in love!"" ""I'm ready, ready..." "ready for love"" ""Childhood is in the past, I'm now into youth..."" ""and how crazy I've gone"" ""I'm ready, ready..." "ready for love"" "Welcome my Indian friends to this Saturday night fun party!" "You will all be given masks and there will he some hot music for a minute" "The spotlight will follow you and exactly in a minute, the music will stop" "The couple the spotlight focuses on will be the couple of the evening!" "So ladies and gentlemen, let's rock the party!" "I'm first?" "The spotlight's on me?" "Congratulations to me!" "My delicious ghari from Surat!" "My delectable chuda from Vadodara!" "Let me take a snap of yours immediately... one minute, okay?" "Say cheese!" "My moon-like beauty..." "show me your pretty face!" "Mask behind a mask?" "Nd that too a Sardarji's mask?" "Take that off!" " I'm real a Sardar." "Sat Sri kal" "Why does all this happen only to me?" "That's the wrong couple!" "We got 5 seconds of music coming up next!" "I request the couple of the evening to please come to the stage" "Thanks" "Congratulations!" "I got to take your snap too" "Please introduce yourselves" "Hi friends." "I'm Kajal from Mumbai." "India" "I'm here on a holiday with my friends and I'm having a blast" "Hi friends." "I'm Raj." "Look at the miracles of destiny" "I'm also from Mumbai, India." "But I'm all alone" "I'm single... and ready to mingle" "He's hot!" "I now request Raj and Kajal to rock the floor" "Thanks, thank you" "I really enjoyed myself..." " Excuse me" "Yes?" " Let's be friends" "I don't make friends with strangers." "You're not my cup of tea" "Could I be your coffee then?" " I hate coffee" "So what do you like?" " T least not you" "But I'm destined to have you." "No wonder we met here" "You call this co-incidence your destiny?" "How silly!" "You're such a naive guy" "But it's this silly and naive guy you're going to be crazy about someday" "Really?" "But I'm still not saying "all the best" to you" "What will you say then?" " Bye" "Bye, bye" "She said bye." "She didn't say bhai (brother)" "Raj loves Kajal" "Raj loves Kajal" "Raj loves Kajal" ""The scarf flies away..."" "Kajal!" " Raj!" "My love" "Oh my love!" "Kajal!" " What love, brother?" "So my love drew you to me?" " Yes, Raj... tell me, how many cars?" " Cars?" "I have four!" "Let go, I don't want your car!" "What could be your bank balance?" " I own the bank..." "Father Bank" "Father Bank?" "Never heard of it." " My father!" "He's Father Bank!" "Father bank or mother bank..." "what have I go to do with that?" "Have yourself examined, will you?" "What's going on over here?" "How can I stay away from you, my love...?" ""Let me go, for God's sake..."" ""what we're doing isn't right for men"" "Let go... don't cling to me!" "What's come over you?" "How sweet!" "You're treading on fire, okay?" "Take your hands off, before you get burnt!" "What are you doing, dammit!" "What if someone sees us...?" "Let them see..." "but let me make love" "Make love to the one you should!" "Madman!" "You...?" " What were you upto?" "Oh my God!" "Kajal!" "You were dreaming of Kajal and licking my face...?" "The places you shoved your hands into!" "You got into every no-entry zone!" "She's the one you love, right?" "So make an entry with her!" "See?" "I'm a photographer." "I capture people's feelings in my camera!" "I develop it into a love-story then." "I'll set it up for you, feller!" "Thank you." "She's so beautiful." " No doubt... she is beautiful" "My friends also showed me a picture." "Nd I agreed to marry her" "On our nuptial-night, when it was time for me to raise the bridal veil..." "I did it in a manner no one can ever imagine!" ""Hot new vessel has just arrived in my house"" ""It's as if you were heated up only for me"" ""I'm so starved, I'm taking off the lid..."" "My word!" "You sing so well!" "Why're you keeping away?" "What's up with you?" "Why're your lips trembling?" "Why are you so scared?" ""My lips tremble out of fear"" ""My heart's about to explode"" ""Your body looks like a graveyard to me"" ""Spend a night with me..."" ""I'll make love to you till dawn"" ""Let me get going..." "or what might happen of me?"" ""Let me get going..." "I'll be finished in a few moments"" ""Let me think on my feet..." "else I'll be dead"" ""Before I die, let me learn the way to life"" "Ever since I've been on the run." "Like I were running an Olympics race" "From India to Indonesia to Korea to ustralia to Cape Town in South frica!" "She catches my scent and follows me wherever I go" "That's my tragic love-story." "But I have it worked out for you" "I'll see you've got it made." " Thanks" "Look at that, Kajal!" "Raj!" " Yes?" "Time to celebrate!" "It's Kajal... c'mon!" "Hi Kajal" " Oh no nother miracle of destiny, see?" "We meet again" "Why do you call these small coincidences part of destiny?" "Don't you believe in destiny?" "Whether I do or don't." "What difference does it make?" "Meeting like this is mere happenstance." "Co-incidence" "Kajal, he dreams of you, and clutches on to me!" "I had a narrow escape yesterday." "Is that a co-incidence too?" "That's not a coincidence." "It's an accident!" "Could I have an accident with her?" " Hey!" "I've already had breakfast!" "Naughty." " Let coincidence become destiny" "He's a great guy!" "So let a love-story happen!" "Really?" "II right" "I'll write my mobile-number on the sands there" "You will stand there, by the rocks" "I'll gesture to you, you must come rushing over... note down my number and phone me." "Okay?" "By the time I get there, the waves will have wiped out the number" "She's conning you, all right!" "It's not so easy to win me over." "Why?" "You've lost faith in destiny?" "Never." "I agree" "Go and stand by the rocks then." " Okay" "Don't take the trouble of scrawling your number" "Just give me the number." "I'll make a call" "I said I've had breakfast!" "C'mon!" "C'mon!" "Faster!" "Fast!" "Come on!" "C'mon!" "Oh shit!" "Like the waves washed out my number, erase my name from your heart" "Else, you'll keep running in circles all your life nd what you'll get is... nothing!" "Bye" "Well?" "Nervous already?" "Because she's going away?" "Look, when you jump a traffic-signal, you think nobody has seen you" "But the traffic cop always takes down your registration number." "Right?" "I'm no cop, I'm a photographer." "But I sure can print the number" "I've got her number." " That's great, buddy!" "No wrong place this time, I hope?" " No way!" "Cheers!" "She's here?" "I'm dead!" "Here comes the nuisance!" "Who?" " The one I'm running away from... my wife!" "She's coming!" "Don't look back... don't!" "Save me today." "Just say "yes" to everything I say... nothing more" "My darling!" " Just a moment" "I can take you all over Cape Town, don't worry" "If you want to see Nelson Mandela, a one-day cricket match... on a lovely Sunday!" "Like Salim Masala" "So what is it, sister?" " Sister?" "I'm your wife, mister!" "Does anyone leave his wife on the nuptial-night... without consummating the marriage?" " Who did that?" "You did!" "I followed your scent here" "I'm not sparing you anymore." "Let's go back to India!" "India?" "Why India?" "What's her problem, man?" "Sk her!" "What's your problem, ma'am?" " He's my pati (husband)" "Patiya?" "What patiya?" " She says that you're her husband" "Husband?" "She must be joking!" "Madam, I'm already married." "You know?" "Four wives." "Eight children." "Nd four more coming!" "If they get to know I'm your husband, they'll kill me." "You understand?" "Patiya?" "What Patiya?" "One minute... the phone." " You must be mistaken, ma'am" "Labour-pains." "My wife giving birth to my baby." "It's coming, yeah!" "Congratulations!" "Don't worry, sis!" "I'll pray for your husband" "Brother, your cab's arriving at 9" "Hello...?" "Delivery...?" "Delivery!" "Ma'am... please!" "Sit down..." "relax, don't worry" "Ma'am, relax." "He's not Funsukh" "He's a local guide." "He's a South frican re you sure?" " Yes re you speaking the truth?" " Of course" "re you single...?" "What happened?" "Ready to mingle?" "Labour pains!" "Hello?" " Hi, Kajal" "Who's this?" " You don't like my face... and don't recognise my voice." "But I'll tell you, if you want to know" "Yes?" " This is Raj, darling" "You?" "Where did you get my number from?" "I followed your fingers that scrawled the number on the sand impossible!" "Beautiful girls look prettier when they are angry" "Like you look right now" "Can you see me?" " Yes nd where are you?" "I could come out in the open, if you command me" "Why not?" "Come on out" "Look to your right then" "You're not to my right." " Look to your left then" "Left...?" "You're not to the left either" "Now look to the front, my love head?" "You're not in front of me either" "Turn around, will you?" " Turn around?" "Now look down, my love." " Down?" "You're not down there, either!" "Look behind then, love." " Where... where did you get my number?" " Wherever." "But I got it, all right" "If you want to be friends with me, tell me where you got my number re we really friends, if I tell you?" " Yes" "You're the witness, okay?" " Yes" "Once you scribbled your number on the sand, Funsukh-bhai took a snap of it" "Cheating!" "This is cheating!" "Kajal, in the olden times, war used to break out for love" "Nowadays, one's got to cheat to make things work." "That's love for you!" "Right?" "I've told you the truth." "Be friends with me now, please?" "No!" "Never!" "C'mon, Kajal." "You promised to be friends with him" "If you don't keep your promise, won't that be cheating too?" "It's not longer cheating now." "It's part of the system" "Okay, one last try." "If you fulfill a condition of mine..." "I promise to be friends with you." " I accept." "What is it?" "Before sunset tomorrow, meet me at a place... where man goes only with good feelings." "Okay, Mr Raj?" "Bye" "Hey Kajal... learn to love those you hate" "But never hate those who love you" "The world will belong to you." "But please remember... that you mean the world to me" "We have time till tomorrow evening." "We'll think of a way out, no sweat" "Everything will be all right." "C'mon!" "Kajal, Raj looks like a good boy." "I could see love for you in his eyes" "He really likes you, baby" "Meeting good and bad people is mere happenstance" "The heart decides who you fall in love with" "But it's destiny that decides who becomes your life-partner" "But take it from me." "Raj is your destiny s if you're an astrologer." " No, not an astrologer... but I'm no less than one." "So watch it!" "This is tension for me!" "With good feelings... nobody goes to hospital, courts, to crematoriums and graveyards..." "But what are good feelings?" "I got to ask Bhavna (feeling, name)." "Four Bhavnas in my locality" "One goes to the club, one to the disco, one to the garba and one to..." "I get it!" "To the temple!" "Kajal!" "The temple!" "Drive slowly, it scares me." "Okay?" "Got to get to the temple before sundown, Funsukh-bhai" "What are you doing..." "Hey..." "what are you upto?" "What way of finding a girl is this?" "Drive slowly, will you?" "Don't be scared, Funsukh-bhai!" " Re you driving a car or an aircraft?" "Nothing's going to happen." " Two occasions when man drives like this" "It's either in an Olympics race or when the cops are giving him a chase" "No need for you to race like this." "What way is this...?" "We've got to get to the temple before sunset" "I'm not in a hurry to die!" "The heavens and hell can wait" "I'll die if you drive like this, okay?" "Drive slowly!" "Here we are, Funsukh-bhai!" "Bout time, buddy." "Go on inside while I park the car" "Before sunset, he's here Kajal" "Hi Kajal." " Hi Raj" "With God as my witness, I seek your hand in friendship" "I love you, Kajal" ""I've seen merican eyes"" ""I've seen Russian eyes"" ""I've seen German eyes"" ""I've seen French eyes"" ""But the one that took my breath away..."" ""is the girl with the Punjabi eyes"" ""The girl with the Punjabi eyes"" ""I swear it on God, I swear it on my heart..."" ""this girl is amazing"" ""This girl with the Punjabi eyes"" ""With a kiss she gave me a cheque"" ""she said I'd find it useful"" ""Encash it, when you take my bridal palanquin home"" ""How she pierces my heart..."" ""this girl with the Punjabi eyes"" ""C'mon, give me the Bhangra beat!" " My handsome lover..."" ""my love..." " Shake it, baby!"" ""My handsome lover, sweep me off my feet"" ""Those that she casts her Punjabi eyes on..."" ""find themselves in an ecstatic trance"" ""I'm the pretty lass every hero's crazy about"" ""This girl sure is a two-edged sword"" ""This girl with the Punjabi eyes"" ""I swear it on my heart, on God..."" ""you're the one I'm nuts about"" ""I, the girl with the Punjabi eyes"" ""The girl with the Punjabi eyes"" "Hello...?" " Hi dad" "Hi, son!" "So how's Cape Town?" "Cape Town's beautiful, dad nd I've even found a beautiful daughter-in-law for you and Mom" "Fantastic!" "You are amazing, my son!" "Your son has found a daughter-in-law for us" "Let me talk to him" "How're you doing, my son?" " I'm enjoying myself, Mom" "I see." "So what's the name of my future daughter-in-law?" "Kajal." " Kajal?" "She's a great girl, Mom." "Nd she's very beautiful too" "Wow!" "That's a lovely name, my son." " Give that phone to me!" "So give me her father's name, son." "I'll quickly finalise the wedding" "Her Papa's name is Fakkie Capper." "He lives at Madh Island" "That's it, son!" "You could say it's all arranged!" "Congratulations!" "Thank you, dad!" "I love you!" "Yes, Papa." "He's a very nice boy." " What's his name?" "Very good." " Thanks, Papa." "Love you!" "Someone's here to see you, sir." " Who is it?" "Show him in" "Namaste, Mr Fakkie Capper." " Good afternoon" "Yes, Fakkie Capper." "No worry, no tension." "Ny problem?" "Ny doubts?" " No doubts at all." "I'm convinced!" "The same face, the same build and the same voice" "He looks like the same guy" "But maybe he's not." " He looks like it, but maybe he's not?" "What nonsense are you talking?" " You are not Fakkie Capper" "If I'm not Fakkie Capper, am I a wicketkeeper?" "No!" "You're neither a wicketkeeper nor Fakkie Capper... you're the guy who bought and sold junk!" "Fakirchand Kapur of Patiala!" "What...?" " M I right?" "I didn't talk in English now." "So tell me!" "Who told you that?" " Who will tell me?" "Try and recognise me, Fakira!" "I'm Ranjit!" "The vegetable-vendor!" "From Patiala!" " My word!" "My childhood chum!" "Ranjit!" "You've changed so much!" "I couldn't even recognise you!" "Fakire, tell me... how did Fakirchand turn into Fakkie Capper?" "I went to merica from Patiala nd everyone who goes to merica changes his name there" "Jaikishen becomes Jackson." "Madhavkishan becomes Max" "I went there as Fakirchand but came back as Fakkie Capper" "That's very good!" "Know what?" "Change your own name now." "No Ranjeet, no jeet (victory) or loss" "Make it Ran." "The shorter it is, the better" "But tell me something." "How did you get here from Patiala?" "Like you, I came away to Mumbai from Patiala... and became a very big businessman." "I'm now going to be related to you!" "Related to me?" "How come?" "I have only two daughters" "One is already married and the other one has already chosen her groom" "His name is Raj." " I happen to be Raj's father... and you're Kajal's father!" "I'm the groom's father, you're the bride's old man... aren't we related then?" " Forget about everything else... and start preparing for the engagement!" "Give me a hug, my dear relative!" "So c'mon Fakirchand!" " No, no..." "Mr Ran, I'm not Fakirchand anymore." "The name is... say Fakkie..." " Fakkie..." "Capper!" "Fakkie Capper!" "We're related now!" "You know...?" " I know" "Shut up!" "Raj, my Papa knows..." " My dad knows..." "My Papa knows your dad" "They're childhood..." " Friends" "Is this coincidence or destiny?" " Of course, it's destiny" "Thank God!" "Now you believe in destiny." " Yes" "Raj, what style of romance do you really dig?" "Western?" "Or Indian?" " God!" "Indian style...?" "Romancing Indian style is terribly long and boring" "Woo a girl, she feels shy, looks down... and runs away in the end." " No, no." "No more" "That's not how Indian girls now are." "They're no more shy" "C'mon!" "Try touching them before marriage and they shake off your hand" "Try to get closer and they push you away" "You are also the same" "Know what?" "I love romance Western-style" ""Hi Babe, I'm Raj." "You wanna be friends?"" "She says, of course." "Fter that, it's so easy" "The guy gives her a tight hug." "The girl does not protest" "He plays with her hair, she still doesn't say a word" "He then moves closer to kiss her..." "and she still says nothing" "Raj!" "Great news!" " What?" "Your parents and mine have fixed our engagement on ugust 9, my birthday!" "There'll be a lavish party at the Grand Maratha Sheraton" "So you have it worked out, don't you?" "Let's go back to India!" "Their love-story is all tied up." "Do something about us now... how long will I go around like this?" " My dad's an army General" "He'll fire a cannon at you." " God!" "The only General in India... who carries a cannon on his shoulder!" ""Look at my cannon..."" ""I'll blow away the guy who casts a look at my daughter." "Look, a cannon!"" "Hi Funsukh!" ""I've found him"" ""I'm all shaken up"" ""I've found him at last." "Found him, found him"" "No cannon, that's a missile!" "Funsukh, where haven't I followed you for the sake of your love?" "Nd when I came here, you made a fool out of me?" "But now, I've found someone too nd now..." "I love him!" "I love him!" "Found someone?" "God, if she has really found someone... thanks so much to You!" "Sam, my love, darling... c'mon!" "My love..." "I've escaped!" "Narrow escape!" "Won't you congratulate Sam?" " Why not?" "Congrats, Sam." "Congratulations." " Thanks, thank you" "Funsukh, won't you congratulate Sam?" " I will!" "Congratulations" "Leave me alone!" "Let go!" "You've hurt my darling so much." "You're not a good man" "Not a good man." " I'm sorry..." "leave my hand" "He's a beefy bull!" " If Sam divorces me... where will I go?" " Where?" "I'll rush to you." " Take her away... go on" "Congratulations." "God bless you" ""To her husband's house goes the pretty bride..."" ""You have no idea, mister, the trouble you're in for"" ""I'm the treasure lost in love..."" ""I'm the era that has gone by"" ""Even joys mourn my sorrow..."" ""alas!" "What a sordid saga I am"" ""I'm nothing but a saga"" ""My life has been snatched away from me..."" ""what anguish has been unleashed on my heart?"" ""Either call me to Yourself..."" ""or blow the world asunder"" ""I seek nothing else from anyone..."" ""just call me over, Lord..."" ""unite me with my lover"" ""Life and death are not in my hands..."" ""what mystery is life all about?"" ""I'm lonely, I suffer in silence..."" ""and she suffers all alone too"" ""I shall severe my ties with the world to come to you..."" ""I shall forsake the world to join you..."" ""I seek nothing else from anyone"" ""just call me over, Lord..."" ""unite me with my beloved"" ""Summon me, my Lord..."" ""for I wish to see my beloved"" ""To hearts, You gave love..."" ""and then ordained separation for us"" ""How shall I complain, what shall I say...?"" ""How shall I say anything against You?"" ""Thou art the One that adds colour to all creation..."" ""thou art the One that creates pearls in oysters..."" ""I seek nothing from anyone else..."" ""just call me over, Lord..."" ""unite me with my beloved"" ""My life has been snatched away from me..."" ""what anguish has been unleashed on my heart?"" ""Either call me to Yourself..."" ""or blow the world asunder"" ""I seek nothing else from anyone..."" ""just call me over, Lord..."" ""bring my beloved together with me"" ""Love - the melody of the heart." ""Love - the secret of the heart"" ""It's hearts that love;" "that's the one thing hearts do"" ""You and I are, because love is." "The world is, for love is"" ""Those in love have only to love"" ""Call me over, Lord..."" ""unite me with my beloved"" "What is it?" "So I got to live on?" "I want to die, but You won't let me die" "I wish life and death were not in Your hands" "Nice way of bullying us" "Do not be angry." "There is a reason why you live... there is a mission." "Have faith in me..." "I'm there for you." "I am here" "Handed me an assurance again?" ""I'm there for you"" "What did I ask for?" "Life...?" "You snatched it away nd when I asked for death, You didn't give it to me" "I sought nothing else." "But here You are, that too... at 3:30 in the morning?" "Please go to sleep... and let me sleep." "Good night, okay?" "God, there's nothing like privacy anymore" "What if I were sleeping in the nude?" "This is too much" "Nimmi, come on!" "Coming..." "Yes, I'm just waiting for her." "Nimmi!" " Coming" "What now?" "I'm coming, the parking is on the other side" "Oh my God!" "Kajal...?" "Excuse me..." "Thanks for saving my life" "Thank Him, not me." "Better see the writing on the wall" "Like all happiness is linked to sorrow." "Everybody's life is, to somebody's death" "People in India aren't doing things right, so He's taken over the reins" "Everything's happening smoothly now" "What now...?" "Where do you live?" " Bandra lt'll take you half an hour to get home in Bombay's traffic" "If you hate your father, don't go home." "Get on with your shopping" "But if you love him, go home immediately... seek his forgiveness for your mistakes." "Love him, serve him as best as you can" "Because he will be no more after nine tonight" "What?" " Look, I have nothing to do with that" "Forgive me for what I said." "Hail a rickshaw and hurry home" "Kajal, what rubbish are you falling for?" "He's a madman!" " No Nimmi." "He's not a madman" "How did he know this accident was going to take place?" "C'mon, it's just a coincidence!" "Forget it!" "Today's such a joyous day!" "It's your birthday and your engagement... c'mon now!" "Sanjana hasn't yet arrived." "I told her to be here" "Kajal, my child..." " Hello, Doctor Uncle" "Doctor Uncle, is Papa all right?" " Of course, he's fine" "I checked his reports yesterday." "There's nothing wrong with him" "He's fit and healthy." "Enjoy." " Thank you" "See?" "He's fit and fine" "Kajal!" "What are you mulling over?" " Nothing" "I know... you're thinking about what that guy said, isn't it?" "Look... how happy your Papa is" "He was a nut." "So just forget it." "Be happy" "This girl told her boyfriend, "I'm pregnant"" "He said, "How come?" "I haven't even touched you!"" "She said, "No sweat." "I'm marrying your father tomorrow"" "C'mon, let's take photographs." " Let's go" "Kajal!" "You look so ravishing!" "I say, apply a black-charm on your cheek." "You might attract the evil eye!" "Where are you going, Kajal?" " Papa's looking very good today" "To save him from the evil eye, I'm going to apply a black-charm on him" "Papa..." "It's okay, Papa." " I'm so sorry, my child!" "Let's celebrate your birthday now." "C'mon Ranjit, doctor... let's go and celebrate the birthday." "C'mon, everybody!" "Ladies and gentlemen, today I have a very important... and a very pleasant announcement to make" "My close friend Ranjit and I are going to turn our friendship into family ties!" "Friends, my son Raj and Kajal will be engaged right now nd in exactly 3 months, the wedding will take place!" "Nd there'll also be a grand party for all of us!" "My son... congratulations" "God bless you, my child ren't they made for each other?" " Of course" "Congratulations." " Thanks, sister" "Come to me, my children." " Papa..." "Raj, I have given Kajal the love of a mother" "Give her so much of love that she forgets even her Papa" "Papa..." "Doctor Uncle!" "Look what's with Papa..." "I'm sorry, he's no more" "Your dad will be no more after nine tonight" "Your dad will be no more after nine tonight" "Sorry" "Excuse me" "Yes?" "I'm sorry" "Sir... do you recognise me?" "Re you some actress or Mother Theresa for the world to recognise you?" "You saved my life." "You also predicted that my father will die at 9..." "You are happy you're saved, but you don't seem to grieve over his death" "You're quite modern, you ought to be in merica" "Your phone is ringing, so are my brains" "Excuse me... hello?" " Where are you, Kajal?" "I'm waiting for you at the open-air restaurant." "Come soon" "Sure." "I'll call you back" "Hi." " Hi" "You were nervous over the phone." " Nothing, just like that" "I've got a great surprise for you." " What?" "We're going to Dubai for a small holiday" "Wow" ""My heart..."" ""my heartbeats..."" ""and my love..."" ""have found the way to your heart"" ""It's God's mercy..."" ""that I arrived safely..."" ""my love"" ""I have fallen in love with you"" ""I rest my faith in you"" ""Your heart..."" ""your heartbeats..."" ""I have found your heart, your heartbeats"" ""Your love too..."" ""I've found"" ""Your love..."" ""sweetheart..."" ""has wedded..."" ""my love"" ""It's God's mercy..."" ""that I found a beautiful beloved"" ""My love..."" ""I have fallen in love with you"" ""I rest my faith in you"" ""I went crazy..."" ""ever since you gave me a ring"" ""Thank you for making me a part of you"" ""I'm crazy"" ""Your love..."" ""sweetheart..."" ""has wedded..."" ""my love"" ""It's God's mercy that..."" ""that I found a handsome beloved..."" ""my love"" ""I have fallen in love with you'" ""I rest my faith in you"" ""My heart..."" ""my heartbeats..."" ""and my love..."" ""have found the way to your heart"" ""It's God's mercy..."" ""that I arrived safely..."" ""my love"" ""I have fallen in love with you'" ""I rest my faith in you"" "Hi dad" "We're really enjoying, dad" "Yes, dad" "Okay dad, bye." "We're coming." "Love you" "What happened?" " Nothing." "Mom and dad are missing us" "Hi Kajal." " Hi sis" "I got a business meeting today." "Would you fetch Gudiya from school?" "Sure, I'll fetch her from school" "What's the matter?" " Terrorists, inside the school" "This is the last warning." "Drop your weapons" "Let the children go, and surrender." "Else, you'll all be killed" "Why don't you answer me?" "Back off!" "No one fires." "They have the kids" "Like our answer?" "Now we'll talk, you listen" "We want 5 million dollars and a helicopter at once" "Else, we'll give you corpses of these children" "Let alone you, not even God can save them" "Lord, help us" "Blow him up!" "What is it?" "His gun won't work." " Great, Boss." "Mazing" "Two kinds of people don't earn respect here." "One, who always says yes" "He's always willing to die." "Nd the other, one who gives" "He'll even give up his life" "Drop the gun, or I'll blow her up" "Listen" "If you like to play with kids, why don't you produce your own?" "Cut the crap!" " You can't produce?" "Why?" "Swine!" "I get it" "The kids have a lunchbreak at 12, and there's only a minute to go" "They are hungry." " I'm hungered for your life!" "Get lost" "Else, let alone 12 o'clock, the clock will never strike for you again, Kalia" "Stay there!" "Isn't life dear to you?" "It's time to make an omelette out of you" "unt, I prayed to God to save us nd Godman came at once and saved us" "Excuse me, sir" "Who are you?" " Kajal, sir" "You saved my life from an accident, remember?" "You predicted my Papa's death..." "He was strange, he thought he'd never die" "It's God will." "So please don't blame me, Ms Kajal." "I'm only a medium" "Pardon me...?" " Forget it, you won't understand" "How does He tell you the future?" "How do you talk to Him?" "For Him, outgoing calls are free, while incoming is free for me nd He makes optimum use of it." "He sends me messages, I can't." "Follow?" "Ever since we've met, a strange fear has gripped me" "If you can, please tell me what the future holds for me, sir" "Please, sir!" " How do I explain?" "He snatched away my love, my life, my peace" "I ask for reasons, He doesn't reply" "I know, He has no answers" "Why did you come up here?" " I'm sorry" "Well, would you like to have tea?" " No, thanks" "Sir, I'm going to start life afresh..." " Good" "I'm marrying Raj." "Before I marry..." "I'd like to know what's writ for me." "I want to know my destiny" "Do you take me for Einstein?" "N astrologer?" "Or a godman?" "My own destiny..." "What?" "I'm only reading a couplet." "Hang on" "My own destiny, my own fate, I have no control over" "You always give bad news" "Ms Kajal, tomorrow, on the Mumbai-Pune Highway... at 3 pm, three cars will meet with an accident" "II the passengers will die, except an eight-month old baby" "This is only to prove that God is there, and everyone knows that" "What are you saying?" " Go on, do some shopping nd... be careful" "Go on." "The stairs are crooked" "O cruel one, you've ruined my sleep!" "How can you sleep peacefully?" "Funsukh, get up and look here" "Your love has returned" "Funsukh, get up" "My love, I can't live without you" "I'm free again." "Kalia let me go." " Let you go?" "Who are you, ghost?" " I'm your first wife nd you are my first husband." " Screwed!" "Re you Death?" "Or Death's daughter?" "I'm your life, your wife" "God, drive this evil spirit away from me." "Help me!" "M I trouble, sweety?" "I'm your love" "I'm a wonder, I'm a sweetmeat" "My foot!" "You are disaster" "I'll have honeymoon tonight!" "Dream... it was just a dream..." "scared the hell out of me" "Was it a dream or a tsunami?" "God, why don't you alter my dreams?" "Fter forty years, the people there will hear the noise of trains... and porters will run hither-thither with luggage" "The last station in western Rajasthan, plunged into anonymity for years..." "Munabao, is being decked up like a bride" "It is believed, by the beginning of the new year... trains will be running from Munabao to Pakistan" "Before we continue, we have some breaking news" "In a terrible road accident on the Mumbai-Pune Expressway... six people lost their lives." "However, an eight-month old baby... miraculously escaped the accident" "The mishap occurred around 3 pm, when three cars rammed into each other" "Six people died on the spot" "But the baby escaped, unscathed" "They say, the one whom God protects, no one can harm" "Let us show you a graphically reconstructed account of the accident" "This is the Mumbai-Pune Expressway which is busy with traffic 24 hours" "Vehicles on this road zoom ahead at high speed" "This is how one of the cars lost control" "The others rammed into each other" "Six people died on the spot" "But a baby miraculously escaped the accident" "Ms Kajal, it's you!" "Why are you here?" "The accident happened at 3 pm." "Il of them died, except the baby" "Now I want to know about me." "Please, tell me" "I told you..." "What...?" "Friday..." "Friday?" "What on Friday?" "Until Friday..." "live every moment like you'd live a hundred years" "II your desires, aspirations, dreams... fulfill them... before Friday" "What?" "You will die on Friday" "What are you saying...?" "Ms Kajal, Friday will be your last day in this world" "Sorry, Kajal" "What's all this?" ""Your father will die at 9, Kajal"" ""On the Mumbai-Pune Highway, at 3 pm, three cars will meet with an accident"" ""ll the passengers will die, except an eight-month old baby"" ""Kajal, you will die on Friday"" "Bad news, always!" "What have You turned me into?" "Messenger of Death?" "I can't do this" "I quit." "Find someone else" "Friday will be your last day in this world" "You will die on Friday" ""I have loved you..."" ""for a reason"" ""nd the reason is love"" ""Monsoon"" ""Monsoon, the season of love"" ""I have loved you..."" ""for a reason"" ""nd the reason is love"" ""Monsoon"" ""Monsoon, the season of love"" ""The meaning of love will change now"" ""The fragrance of the flowers will change"" ""The moonlight will also change"" ""Even the intensity of the sun will change"" ""The sky will become the earth"" ""nd the earth will become the sky"" ""Monsoon"" ""Monsoon"" ""Monsoon, the season of love"" ""The waves will change their nuances"" ""The dark clouds will change too"" ""The weather will change too"" ""The feelings of love will change too"" ""Your identity will change"" ""Your identity will change too"" ""Monsoon"" ""Monsoon"" ""Monsoon, the season of love"" ""I have loved you..."" ""for a reason"" ""I have loved you..."" ""for a reason"" ""nd the reason is love"" ""Monsoon"" ""Monsoon, the season of love"" "Kajal" "Hi Raj." " Hey Kajal." "Where were you?" "I've been calling you, your cellphone is switched off." "Where have you been?" "Raj, all the while, I was living those lovely moments I spent with you" "I see." "So you were romancing my memories, not me, eh?" "It's only till Friday, Raj." "Fter that all you will too have, will be memories" "Till Friday?" "Till Friday what?" "I'll die on Friday, Raj." " What...?" "In that case, go to Hell and convey my regards to the Messenger of Death" "Raj, it's not a joke." "It's true" "I'm going to die on Friday, just watch" "Oh come on, Kajal, cut the crap." "Let's go out" "No, Raj." "The one who saved my life told me this" "He had also predicted Papa's death" "He predicted the Expressway accident 24 hours earlier nd today he told me the day of my death." "Friday" "Stop it, Kajal." "This is too much" "Truth is sometimes bitter, right Raj?" "Here..." "listen to him." "You will believe too" "Friday will be your last day in this world" "You will die on Friday" "If something happens to you, I'll kill him" "He's not at fault, Raj." "He only says what He tells him" "He seems to be a madman to me." "Nd he has driven you insane too" "Raj, don't be angry." "Love me" "Friday is not far away" "What a pleasant surprise, Kajal" "Looking excellent" "Thank you, granny" "Sis, I've come to return your belonging" "What is that?" " On your sixth birthday..." "Papa had bought you a doll." "I was crying and insisting... so he gave the doll to me." " So what?" "I failed to understand your tears then" "But now I realise the agony behind those tears." "I hurt you" "Sis, please forgive me" "Please take your doll." " Don't be silly, Kajal" "It happens in childhood." " Sis..." "I don't know when we'll meet again" "I don't even know if we'll meet again." " Why?" "Re you going away somewhere?" "Yes." "Far away." "Very far away" "Please forgive me, sis" "II right, I forgive you" "Thank you, sis." "You are a darling" "Thank you" "Kajal's reports are wonderful, Mr Raj." "She has no disease" "Thank you, doctor." "But she has a disease called Friday" "It's gotten into her head" "Raj, I'll drop dead on Friday" "No Kajal, nothing is going to happen to you." "You are like a fresh flower" "Even people who have no disease drop dead, Raj" "But the reports say that you are like a fresh flower" "Yes Kajal, you are like a fresh flower" "Excuse me." "Re doctors Gods?" "No, doctors are human." " Thank you" "Thank you, doctors." " You're welcome" "Come on, my fresh flower" "So Ms Fresh Flower, tell me something" "What's the name of the guy who predicts the future?" "Where does he stay?" "I don't know his name." "He lives at Storehouse, Versova" "But why do you ask?" "I want to celebrate your life." "I'll present him a flower on Saturday" "Raj, don't be silly" "He's not an astrologer, he's only a medium" "Raj!" "Drive carefully" "Don't be afraid, honey." "Nothing will happen to you." "It's Thursday" "Thursday, sure." "But an accident can surely take place" "I don't want to die crippled, I want to die one-piece" "We still have to marry, produce a few dozen babies to enter the Guinness book" "Sure." "What a joke" "II right, Raj, what will you do after my death?" "You don't worry about that." "There's a huge queue" "Rita, Sangita, Sushmita, Rani... ishwarya, Suhani... many." " Why don't you introduce me to them?" "Strange." "You want to meet the other women?" "Of course." "I want to check if they are worthy of you" "Only one is worthy of me" "Who?" " Kajal" "Go slow, Raj" "Our doctors have trashed your madman's prediction lt'll be proved only on the day of the result." "On Friday" "II right." "So what's your schedule till Friday?" "Till Friday?" "I want to live every moment like a hundred years... enjoying every bit of life" "Like men in movies." "Ny objections?" "Not at all." " Raj..." "From you, I want the best of happiness in my life" "Please don't refuse." " Nything for you, my love" "Raj, I want to die a complete woman" "What do you mean?" " Marry me, Raj." "Right now re you crazy?" " Oh come on" "I'm awaiting my death." "Friday will be the confirmation" "Please" "Shut up." "You are like a fresh flower." "Nothing will happen to you" "Raj..." "I want to die a married woman" "Marry me, please" "Please" "Please, Raj" ""What I prayed for..."" ""you are that blessing"" ""In your loving embrace..."" ""is paradise"" ""Yes, paradise"" ""My body, my heart..."" ""everything belongs to you"" ""In your arms..."" ""my joys rise"" ""You are the love of my life..."" ""my first and my last"" ""Come, play with me..."" ""a new game of love"" ""My love, let the heart enjoy..."" ""the victory and defeat"" ""You mean my life..."" ""I need you"" ""Yes, I need you"" "God, nothing must happen to Kajal." "Nothing" "If her life is in danger, take mine" "But nothing should happen to Kajal." "Nothing" "Raj, your breakfast is ready" "I'm coming" "Good" "What's this?" "You're feasting alone?" "You'll bid me goodbye on empty stomach?" "You know, today is Friday" "Look Kajal, eat all of it, but please don't say such things" "Why?" "Is it not Friday?" "Death is on its way" "Death is coming" "Shut up" "I even hear Death's anklets, sometimes" "Cut the crap." "We're flying to Switzerland this evening" "What if the airplane crashes?" "It's Friday" "Look Kajal..." " Darling..." "Death is coming all decked up, dressed up, all set... to take me away" "If you harp about Friday again, I'm gonna kill you!" "Friday!" "Friday!" ""What I prayed for..."" ""you are that blessing"" ""In your loving embrace..."" ""is paradise"" "Idea!" " What?" "Let's go shopping and have some fun" "Wow!" "Kajal!" "Open your eyes, Kajal" "Won't You at least some times be wrong and prove me a liar?" "Is Heaven short of good people?" "Why are You suddenly calling them all?" "Ms Kajal, bye" "How is Kajal, son?" " The surgery is on, dad" "How is Kajal?" " The surgery is on" "Raj, how is Kajal?" " Undergoing an operation" "Friday will be your last day in this world." "You will die on Friday" "I'll be back" "Hey madman!" "Come out!" "Show up, swine!" "Hey madman!" "So many emotions in those eyes!" "What's the matter?" "Who the hell are you?" "You predict death, don't you?" "Re you God?" "Re you God?" "I'll kill you!" "If I rip your hand apart, how will you perform the last rites?" "Go away, before Kajal leaves this world" "Go on" "Now what?" "Wonderful" "Now that's something" "He's up." "Let's meet and talk." "Il right" "Doctor, how is she?" " The operation was successful" "But she is critical" "Hello?" " Where are you?" "The operation is over" "Come soon." " I'm coming" "Wait" "Leave me!" " Wait" "Leave me" "Hit me!" " Let go!" "Hit me!" " Leave me" "Hit me, I say!" "Kill me" "Try to understand!" "Kill me" "Why don't you hit me?" "Kill me!" "Kill me!" "Kill me!" "Hello?" " Where are you?" "Kajal is critical" "Come quickly!" " I'm coming" "Doctor...?" " Sorry." "She is no more" "Nothing will happen to you, Kajal" "Because my death... is connected to your life" "Oh my God!" "She is alive!" "Doctor!" "Congratulations, Raj." "It's a great miracle" "God is great" "There is one doctor above us." "God" "Thank you, God!" " Thank you, God!"