"If there's something strangeNin your neighborhood" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "If there's something weirdNand it don't look good" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "All right." "I'm gonnaNturn over the next card." "I want you to concentrate." "I want you to tell meNwhat you think it is." "Square." "but wrong." "Clear your head." "All right." "Tell meNwhat you think it is." "Is it a star?" "It is a star." "Very good.NThat's great." "Think hard." "What is it?" "Circle." "Close." "But definitely wrong." "All right." "Ready?" "What is it?" "Come on." "Figure eight." "Incredible.NThat's five for five." "Can you see these?" "Are you cheating me?" "I swear.NThey're just coming to me." "Nervous?" "Yes." "I don't like this." "You only have 75 more to go." "Okay?" "What's this one?" "It's a couple of wavy lines." "Sorry." "This isn't your lucky day." "I know." "I'm getting tired of this!" "aren't we?" "but I didn't know you wouldNgive me electric shocks!" "anyway?" "I'm studying the effect of negativeNreinforcement on ESP ability." "I'll tell you what the effect is!" "nit's pissing me off!" "Then maybe my theory is correct." "mister." "You may as wellNget used to that." "That's the kind of resentmentNthat your ability... is going to provokeNin some people." "ndr." "Venkman?" "Jennifer." "This is it." "This is definitely it." "Did those UV lenses come inNfor the video camera?" "And I need that blank tapeNyou erased yesterday." " Will you excuse me?" "N" " Sure." "Ray!" "I need more timeNwith this subject." "Could you come backNin an hour and a half?" "Nat the main branch... of the New York Public LibraryNon Fifth Avenue... ten people witnessed... full-torsoNvaporous apparition." "It blew books off shelvesNfrom 20 feet away... and scared some poor librarian." "I'm very excited.NI'm very pleased." "Ncheck it out... and get back to me." "You're coming." "Spengler went down there." "He took P.K.E. Valances.NWent off the top of the scale." "Buried the needle." "We're closeNon this one." "I can feel it." "I can feel it." "very close." "but I'd likeNto work with you some more." "say at..." "Eight o'clock?" "N"Eight o'clock?" "You are a legitimate phenomenon." "You've finally gone around the bendNon this ghost business." "You guys have beenNrunning your ass off... meeting every schizo who saysNhe has a paranormal experience." "What have you seen?" "Peter..." "Nunexplained mass sponge migration." "the sponges migratedNabout a foot and a half." " You're here.N" " What have you got?" "This is very big.NThere's definitely something here." "this reminds me of the time youNtried to drill a hole through your head." "That would have workedNif you hadn't stopped me." "I'm Roger Delacorte.NAre you the men from the university?" "Egon." "Thank you for coming." "I hope we canNclear this up quickly and quietly." "Let's not rush things." "We don't even knowNwhat you have yet." "I don't remember seeing any legs..." "Nbecause it reached out for me." "Arms?" "I can't waitNto see this thing." "okay?" "Have youNor any member of your family..." "Nmentally incompetent?" "My uncle thoughtNhe was Saint Jerome." "I'd call that a big "yes." "alcohol?" "Just asking." "Nmenstruating right now?" "What has thatNgot to do with it?" "man.NI'm a scientist." "Ray." "It's moving." "Come on." "Look!" "This is hot." "Symmetrical book stacking... just like the PhiladelphiaNmass turbulence of 1947." "You're right." "No human beingNwould stack books like this." "Listen!" "You smell something?" "Talk about telekinetic activity.NLook at this mess!" "Look at this." "Ectoplasmic residue!" "get a sample of this." "It's the real thing." "Nand you wanna keep it?" "I'd like to analyze it." "There's more over here." "I'm getting stronger readings here." "This way." "Come on." "your mucus." "This happen to you before?" "First time?" "It's here." "Nand it's real." "What do we do?" "Could you come hereNand talk to me?" "please?" "Francine." " What do we do?" "N" " I don't know." "What do you think?" "Stop that!" "We've got to make contact.NOne of us should try to speak to it." "Good idea." "Hello." "I'm Peter." "Where are you from originally?" "All right.NThe usual stuff isn't working." "Okay." "I have a plan." "I know exactly what to do." "Now stay close." "Stay close." "I know.NDo exactly as I say." "Get ready." "Ready?" "NGet her!" " Did you see it?" "What was it?" "N" " We'll get back to you." "Get her!"NThat was your whole plan." "Get her." "Scientific." "I just got overexcited." "But wasn't it incredible?" "We actually touchedNthe etheric plane." "You know what this could meanNto the university?" "Gonna be bigger than the microchip." "I wouldn't say the experienceNwas completely wasted." "Nwe have an excellent chance... of actually catching a ghostNand holding it indefinitely." "This is great." "If the ionization rate is constantNfor all ectoplasmic entities... we could really bust some heads... of course." "You serious aboutNcatching a ghost?" "I'm always serious." "I'm gonna take back some of the thingsNI've said about you." "You've earned it." "Dean Yeager." "I trust you're moving usNto better quarters on campus." "you are being moved off campus." "The Board of Regents has decidedNto terminate your grant." "You are to vacate these premisesNimmediately." "This is preposterous.NI demand an explanation." "Fine." "This university will no longerNcontinue any funding of any kind... for your group's activities." " But the kids love us.N" " Dr. Venkman." "We believe that the purpose of scienceNis to serve mankind." "seem to regard scienceNas some kind of dodge or hustle." "Your theories areNthe worst kind of popular tripe... your methods are sloppy and yourNconclusions are highly questionable." "You are a poor scientist..." "Dr. Venkman." "I see." "You have no placeNin this department... or in this university." "This is a major disgrace.NForget M.I.T. Or Stanford now." "They wouldn't touch usNwith a ten-meter cattle prod." "You're always so concernedNabout your reputation." "Einstein did his best stuffNwhen he was working as a patent clerk." "You know what a patent clerk earns?" "The university gave usNmoney and facilities." "We didn't have to produce anything.NYou've never been out of college." "You don't knowNwhat it's like out there." "I've worked in the private sector.NThey expect results." "Ray... call it luck... call it karma..." "I believe that everythingNhappens for a reason." "I believe that we were destinedNto get thrown out of this dump." "For what purpose?" "To go into business for ourselves." "This ecto-containment system... is going to requireNa load of bread to capitalize." "Where we gonna get the money?" "I don't know." "You're never gonna regret this." "My parents left me that house.NI was born there." "You're not gonna lose the house.NEverybody has three mortgages." "But at 19%?" "NYou didn't even bargain with the guy." "the interest rateNalone for the first five years... 000." "Relax." "We are on the thresholdNof establishing... the indispensable defense scienceNof the next decade." "Professional ParanormalNInvestigations and Eliminations." "The franchise rights alone... will make us richNbeyond our wildest dreams." "sleeping quartersNand showers on the next floor... and a full kitchenNon the top level." "It seems a little priceyNfor a unique fixer-upper opportunity." "Egon?" "I think this buildingNshould be condemned." "There's serious metal fatigueNin all the load-bearing members... the wiring is completely inadequateNfor our power needs... and the neighborhoodNis like a demilitarized zone." "does this pole still work?" "Wow!" "This place is great!" "When can we move in?" "NYou gotta try this pole!" "I'm gonna get my stuff." "to try it out." " I think we'll take it.N" " Good." "it's me." " I thought it was the drugstore.N" " Are you sick?" "I feel great.NI just ordered some more vitamins." "I was exercising.NI taped "20-Minute Workout." "I played it back at high speed.NIt only took ten minutes." "I got a great workout.NYou wanna come in for a mineral water?" "Nbut I have to go to rehearsal." "No sweat." "I'll take a rain check." "I always haveNmineral water and nutritious foods." "I know that." "That reminds me." "I'm having a big partyNfor all my clients." "My fourth anniversary as an accountant." "NI'd like you to stop by." "Louis.NI'll try to stop by." "You shouldn't leave your TVNon so loud when you go out." "The creep down the hallNphoned the manager." "That's strange.NI didn't realize I left it on." "I climbed on the ledgeNand tried to disconnect the cable... but I couldn't get in." "So I turned up my TV... so everyone would thinkNboth our TVs..." "I'll see you later.NI'll give you a call." "I'm gonna have a shower." "Are you troubled by strange noisesNin the middle of the night?" "Do you experience feelings of dreadNin your basement or attic?" "specter or ghost?" "don't wait.NCall the professionals." "Ghostbusters!" "Our courteous staffNis on call 24 hours a day... to serve allNyour supernatural elimination needs." "We're ready to believe you!" "You don't think it's too subtle?" "You don't think people are gonnaNdrive down and not see the sign?" "You can't park that here." "Relax." "I found the car." "Needs suspension work... and shocks and brakes..." "Nsteering box... rear end." "800." "Na little wiring." "any calls?" "N" " No." " Any messages?" "N" " No." "Any customers?" "Dr. Venkman." "Isn't it a good job?" "Type something.NWe're paying for this stuff." "Don't stare at me.NYou got bug eyes." "Sorry about the "bug eyes" thing.NI'll be in my office." "You're very handy." "I can tell." "I bet you like to read a lot too." "Print is dead." "That's fascinating." "I read a lot." "Some people thinkNI'm too intellectual... but it's a fabulous way... to spend spare time." "I also play racquetball.NDo you have any hobbies?" "molds and fungus." "Hello?" "Excuse me." "This isNthe Ghostbusters' office?" "it is.NCan I help you?" "I don't have an appointment.NI'd like to talk to someone." "I'm Peter Venkman.NMay I help you?" "I don't know." "What I have to sayNmay sound a little unusual." "It's all we get around this place." "Miss..." "Barrett." "Dana Barrett." "and thenNI slammed the refrigerator door... and I left." "Nand I haven't been back." "you don't see that kindNof behavior in a major appliance." "I wouldn't be here." "She's telling the truth.NAt least she thinks she is." "Of course I'm telling the truth." "Who would make up a story like that?" "Some are peopleNwho want attention." "Others are nutballsNwho come in off the street." "It could be past life experienceNintruding on present time." "Could be race memory... stored in the collective unconscious." "I wouldn't rule out clairvoyanceNor telepathic contact either." "I'm sorry." "I don't believeNin any of those things." "That's all right.NI don't either." "But we have standard proceduresNwhich often bring us results." "I could check out the structural detailsNin the building." "Maybe the building... has a historyNof psychic turbulence." "I could look for "Zuul"Nin the usual literature." " "Spates Catalog."N- "Tobin Spirit Guide." "I'll take Miss BarrettNback to her apartment and check her out." "I'll go check outNMiss Barrett's apartment." "Okay?" "Thank you." "Let me." "NI want it to happen to me first." "That's the closet." "They hate this." "boys." "It's Dr. Venkman." "Lot of space." " Just you?" "N" " Yes." "Good." "What are you doing?" "It's technical." "It's one of our little toys." "I see." "but nothingNever happened in there." "What a crime." "You don't act like a scientist." "They're usually pretty stiff." "You're more likeNa game show host." "That's the kitchen?" "are these the eggs?" "N" " Yes." "and these eggsNjumped out of their shells... and started to cookNon the counter." " That is weird.N" " That's when I heard... that awful noiseNcoming from the refrigerator." "You've come all this way." "Would youNlike to check the refrigerator?" "Better check the fridge.NGood call." "my God." "Look at all the junk food." " Goddamn it!" "This wasn't..." "N" " You actually eat this stuff?" "There was nothing here." "There was a space and a buildingNwith flames coming out of it... and there were creaturesNwrithing around." "They were growling and snarling." "Zuul." " It was right here.N" " I'm sorry." " I'm not getting any reading.N" " Are you using that thing correctly?" "I think so... but I'm sureNthere are no animals in there." "That's great." "Either I have a monsterNin my kitchen or I'm completely crazy." "I don't think you're crazy." "That makes me feel so much better." "Let me tell youNsomething about myself." "Nand all I have is my work." "There's nothing else in my life." "There's someoneNwith the same problem I have." "we both haveNthe same problem." "You." "I'm gonna go for broke." "I am madly in love with you." "I don't believe this.NWill you please leave?" "Then she threw me out of her life." "Nand she probably wasn't the first." "You are so odd." "I've got it!" "I'll prove myself to you." "That's not necessary." "I'll solve your little problem." "Pete Venkman'sNa guy who can get things done." " Right.N- "I wonder what makes him tick." "I wonder if he'd be interestedNin knowing what makes me tick." " Right.N" " You'll think about me after I'm gone." "I bet I will." "No kiss?" "To our first customer." "To our first and only customer." "I'm going to need petty cash.NI should take her to dinner." "We don't want to lose her." "This magnificent feast hereNrepresents the last of the petty cash." "Slow down." "Chew your food." "Ghostbusters." "of course they're serious." "You do?" "You have?" "No kidding." "Just give me the address." "of course.NThey'll be totally discreet." "Thank you." "We got one!" "It's a call!" "Come on!" "Anybody see a ghost?" "Thank you for coming so quickly." "Nand I'm running out of excuses." "Has it happened before?" "Most of the original staffNknows about the 12th floor." "I mean." "Nup until two weeks ago." "though." "no!" "The owners don't like usNto even talk about it." "I hope we could take careNof this quietly." "Tonight." "sir." "Don't worry." "We handle this kind of thingNall the time." "What are you supposed to be?" "NSome kind of a cosmonaut?" "we're exterminators.NSomebody saw a cockroach up on 12." "That's gotta be some cockroach." "man." "Going up?" "I'll take the next one." "It's just occurred to me... we haven't had a completely successfulNtest of this equipment." " I blame myself.N" " So do I." "No sense worrying about it now." "Why worry?" "Each of us is wearing an unlicensedNnuclear accelerator on his back." "Let's get ready.NSwitch me on." "What the hell are you doing?" " Sorry.N" " Sorry." " I'm sorry.N" " We thought you were someone else." "Successful test." "I guess so." " I think we better split up.N" " Good idea." "We can do more damage that way." "What a disgusting blob!" "I'm gonna have to hold him myself." "Ray." "I saw it!" "It's right here." "It's looking at me." "isn't he?" "I think he can hear you." "Don't move." "It won't hurt you." "Are you okay?" "He slimed me." "That's great!" "NActual physical contact!" "Can you move?" "please.N" " I feel so funky." "I'm with Venkman." "He got slimed!" "Great." "Save some for me." "Get down here right away.NIt went into a ballroom." "We'll be right there." "If you and your staffNcould please wait out here... we'll take care of everything." "There it is." "On the ceiling." "That's the one that got me." "boys." "Ready?" "Throw it!" "I did that!" " That's my fault.N" " It's okay." "The table broke the fall." "There's something very importantNI forgot to tell you." " What?" "N" " Don't cross the streams." "Why?" "It would be bad." "bad"?" "Try to imagine all life as you know itNstopping instantaneously... and every molecule in your bodyNexploding at the speed of light." "Total protonic reversal." "Right." "That's bad." "Egon." "take the right." "give me one high and outside." "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Tex!" "There is no problem with the room." "It will be ready as soon asNyour guests are with us." "The last throwNtook something out of him." "I need room for the trap." "Give me some room." "please?" " We gotta get this in the clear.N" " Wait!" "Wait!" "I've always wanted to do this." "The flowers are still standing!" "On my signal..." "I wantNa confinement stream from you." "Go!" "Hold him up there.NHe's gonna move." "Go!" " It's working.N" " Start bringing him down." "Don't cross the streams." "Maybe now you'll never slime a guyNwith a positron collider." "Shorten your stream.NI don't want my face burned off." "I'm opening the trap.NDon't look directly into it." "I looked at the trap." "Turn your streams offNas soon as I close the trap." "I'm closing it." "Now!" "It's in there." "was it?" "Quickly." "I want that doorNopen now!" "Stand over there." "Nwe kicked its ass!" "Did you see it?" "We got it!" "What is it?" "NWill there be more of them?" "What you had thereNis what we refer to as... non-terminalNrepeating phantasm... or a Class-5Nfull-roaming vapor." "Real nasty one too." "And now..." "Nlet's talk seriously." "For the entrapment... 000." "But we are having a special this weekNon proton charging... and storage of the beast... 000." "Five thousand dollars?" "I had no ideaNit'd be so much." "I won't pay it." "We can just put it back." "We certainly can." "All right." "Anything." "Thanks so much." "Hope we can help you again.NComing through!" "One Class-5 free-roaming vapor." "Good morning." "The Eastern Seaboard is alive with talkNof incidents of paranormal activity." "Alleged ghost sightingsNand related supernatural occurrences... have been reportedNacross the entire tristate area." "Everybody has heard ghost stories." "My grandma used to spin yarnsNabout a spectral locomotive... that would rocket past the farmNwhere she grew up." "If there's something strangeNin your neighborhood" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "If there's something weirdNand it don't look good" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters please." "This is Larry King." "The phone-inNtopic today:" "Ghosts and ghostbusting." "The controversy builds.NMore sightings are reported." "Some maintain that these professionalNparanormal eliminators are the cause." "If you're seeing thingsNrunning through your head" "Who can you call" "Ghostbusters" "An invisible manNsleeping in your bed" "Who you gonna call" "Ghostbusters" "Still making headlinesNall across the country... the GhostbustersNare at it again." "This time at the fashionableNdance club The Rose." "They slugged it outNwith a pesky poltergeist... then stayed onNto dance the night away... with some of the lovely ladiesNwho witnessed the disturbance." "on with the countdown." "Nseven days a week." "No job is too big.NNo fee is too big." "Nor does it have arms and legs?" "As they say in TV... there's one big questionNon everybody's mind... and I imagine you areNthe man to answer that." "Nand have you seen him lately?" "baby" "You better call" " GhostbustersN" " Ow" "Nastral projections..." "Nclairvoyance..." "Ntelekinetic movement..." "Nthe Loch Ness monster... and the theory of Atlantis?" "NI'll believe anything you say." "I need sleep." "I'm dyin'." " You don't look good.N" " I don't?" "You've looked better.NYou didn't used to look like this." "please?" "Here's the paper on the Brooklyn.NShe paid with Visa." "Here's tonight's work sheet." "Great." "Two more free repeaters." "This is Winston Zeddmore.NHe's here about the job." "Pete Venkman." "please?" "Welcome aboard." "I don't know where they getNthese guest conductors." "Someone should tell him it won't doNmuch good to scream at us in German." "I don't think that the man is competentNto conduct a major symphony orchestra." "Could you wait here?" "Sure." "this is a surprise." " That was a wonderful rehearsal.N" " You heard that?" " Yes." "You're the best one in your row.N" " Thank you." "You're good." "Most people can't hear meNwith the whole orchestra playing." "I don't have to takeNthis abuse from you." "I got hundreds of peopleNdying to abuse me." "You're a big celebrity now.NYou have information on my case?" "Who's the stiff?" "The "stiff" is one ofNthe finest musicians in the world." "Do you have some information for me?" "but I preferNto give it to you in private." " Tell me now.N" " I found the name "Zuul" for you." "It refers to... a demigod worshippedNaround 6000 B.C. By the..." "What's that word?" "Hittites." "Mesopotamians and the Sumerians." "Zuul was the minion of Gozer."NWhat's Gozer?" "Gozer was very big in Sumeria." "What's he doing in my icebox?" "I'm working on that." "If we could get togetherNThursday night at 9:00... we could exchange information." "I can't see you Thursday.NI'm busy." "you seem to thinkNthere is something wrong up here..." "He enjoysNtaking his evenings off... and spending it with his clients." "because..." "I respect you." "but I respect youNas an artist." "And as a dresser.NThis is magnificent..." "I'll see you Thursday." "Nand we'll eat and read." " Who the hell is that?" "N" " He's just an old friend." "sir." "I'm glad you're feeling better." "You're still pale." " A little sun.N" " What does he do?" "He's a scientist." "This is where we store all the vaporsNand entities and slimers that we trap." "really.NLoaded trap here." "Open." "Unlock the system.NInsert the trap." "Release." "Close." "Lock the system." "Nneutronize your field... and..." "Nthe trap is clean." "The ghost is incarcerated hereNin our custom-made storage facility." "There's a man from the E.P.A.NWaiting to see you in your office." "What's he want?" "I don't know." "I've been workingNtwo weeks without a break... and you promised meNyou'd hire more help." "Nsomeone with your qualifications... would have no troubleNfinding a topflight job in either... the food serviceNor housekeeping industries." "You gonna answer that?" "I've quit better jobs than this." "Ghostbusters!" "NWhat do you want?" "Can I help you?" "I'm Walter Peck." "the third district." "Great." "How's it goin' down there?" "Are you Peter Venkman?" "I'm Dr. Venkman." "Mr. Venkman?" "I have Ph.D. S in parapsychologyNand psychology." "I see." "And now you catch ghosts." "You could say that." "How many ghosts have you caught?" "I can't say." "And where do you put these ghosts... once you catch them?" "Into a storage facility." "And would this storage facilityNbe located on these premises?" "Yes." "And may I seeNthis storage facility?" "Mr. Venkman?" "Because you did not useNthe magic word." "nmr." "Venkman?" "Please." "May I please seeNthe storage facility?" "Why do you want to seeNthe storage facility?" "Because I'm curious." "I want to know more aboutNwhat you do here." "There have been wild storiesNin the media." "We want to assess any possibleNenvironmental impact... from your operation." "possibly hazardous waste... chemicals in your basement." "You either show meNwhat is down there... or I come backNwith a court order." "and I'll sueNyour ass for wrongful prosecution." "nmr." "Venkman." "I'm worried.NIt's getting crowded in there." "All my recent data points toNsomething big on the horizon." "Big"?" "Let's say this TwinkieNrepresents the normal amount... of psychokinetic energyNin the New York area." "Nit would be a Twinkie..." "Nweighing approximately 600 pounds." "That's a big Twinkie." "We could be on the vergeNof a fourfold cross rip..." "Neven dangerous proportions." "We just had a visit fromNthe Environmental Protection Agency." " How's the grid holding' up?" "N" " Not good." "Tell him about the Twinkie." "What about the Twinkie?" "Louis." "You gotta come in here.NYou're missing a classic party." "Nbut I have a date coming over." "You made a date?" "Tonight?" "Louis." "I forgot." "That's okay.NYou can bring him along." "All right.NMaybe we'll stop by." "Okay?" "Great." "I'll tell everybodyNyou're coming." "Ndo some break dancing." "Let me in!" "It's Louis!" "NSomebody let me in!" "Mom." "I've been busy." "everything is fine." "Just that one time." "I am." "I will." "I won't." "I have to go." "I have a date." "No one you know." "He's a Ghostbuster." "Those guys on TV." "I'll have to let you know." "Love to Dad." "Bye." "shit." "Do you have any ExcedrinNor extra-strength Tylenol?" "I think all I gotNis acetylsalicylic acid." "Generic." "I can get 600 tablets of that forNthe same price as 300 of a name brand." "That makes good financial sense.NGood advice." "Canada." "24.95 a pound." "Only cost me 14.12 after tax." "I'm giving this whole thingNas a promotional expense." "That's why I invited clientsNinstead of friends." "Having a good time?" "How you doing?" "Have some Brie.NIt's at room temperature." "You think it's too warmNin here for the Brie?" "I'm going home." "others will join in." "Don't move.NI gotta get the door." "Ted!" "Annette!" "NI'm glad you could come." "Give me your coats." "this isNTed and Annette Fleming." "Ted has a small carpet cleaning businessNin receivership." "Annette's drawing a salary fromNa deferred bonus from two years ago." "000 left on the houseNat 8%." "So they're okay." "Does anybody wanna play Parcheesi?" "Who brought the dog?" "Help!" "There's a bearNloose in my apartment!" "Help!" "A bear in his apartment?" "I'm gonna bring this upNat the next tenants' meeting." "There are not supposed to beNpets in the building." "Let me in." "It's locked.NThere's gotta be a way in here!" "somebody!" "Let me in!" "Nice doggy." "Cute little pooch." "Maybe I got a Milk Bone." "What happened?" "Nand it went berserk." "Hi." "I'm going upNto Dana Barrett's." "Okay?" "How do you spell that?" "T-U-L-L-Y." "he ran out." "Hello." "Nisn't it?" "Are you the Keymaster?" "Not that I know of." "Are you the Keymaster?" "Yes." "I'm a friend of his.NHe told me to meet him here." " I didn't get your name.N" " I am Zuul." "I am the Gatekeeper." "Oh." "Zuul?" "We must prepareNfor the coming of Gozer." "huh?" "The Destructor." "Are we still going out?" "You could pick up the placeNif you're expecting someone." "Do you want this body?" "Is this a trick question?" "huh?" "subcreature." "We never talk anymore." "easy." "I make it a ruleNnever to get involved... with possessed people." "it's more of a guidelineNthan a rule." "I can..." "I want you inside me." "I can't." "Sounds like you've got at leastNtwo people in there already." "Might be a little crowded." "Why don't you just quit trying... to upset and disturbNDr." "Venkman and relax?" "Lie down there.NRelax." "Put your hands on your chest." "What I'd really like to doNis talk to Dana." "I want to talk to Dana." "Dana?" "It's Peter." "There is no Dana.NThere is only Zuul." "you nut.NCome on." "Come on.NI want to talk to Dana." "Just relax." "Come on." "Dana." "Dana.NCan I talk to Dana?" "only Zuul." "What a lovely singing voiceNyou must have." "Nand if I don't talk to Dana... there's going to be some real troubleNin this apartment." "One." "Two." "Two and a half." "come down." "I am the Keymaster." "The Destructor is coming." "Nthe Destroyer." "Gatekeeper." "I am Vinz..." "NKeymaster of Gozer..." "ZildroharNLord of the Sebouillia." "Are you the Gatekeeper?" "He pulls the wagon.NI make the deals." "Want a ride?" "Wait for the sign.NThen all prisoners will be released." "You will perish in flame!" "What an asshole." "Dropping offNor picking up?" "Dropping off." "Just a moment." " You a Ghostbuster?" "N" " Yes." "We picked up this guy.NWe don't know what to do with him." "Nand I'm afraid to put him in lockup." "Nso I figured we'd check with you." "All right." "Are you the Gatekeeper?" "You better bring him inside." "You are so kindNto take care of that man." "You're a real humanitarian." "I don't think he's human." "What did you sayNyour name was?" "NKeymaster of Gozer." "Nhis name's Louis Tully." "Lives on Central Park West." "Mr. Tully?" "have some." "have some." "you said beforeNyou were waiting for a sign." "What sign?" "Gozer the Traveller." "He will comeNin one of the pre-chosen forms." "he came as a large Torb!" "During the third reconciliationNof the last Meketrex supplicants..." "Nthat of a giant Sloar!" "Many Shubs and ZuulsNknew what it was to be roasted..." "NI can tell you." "Egon?" "Excuse me." "There's something very strangeNabout that man." "I'm usually very psychic... and I have a terrible feeling thatNsomething awful's going to happen." "I'm afraid you'll die." "I'll get it." "it's Peter." "Thanks." "I've got it." "I have newsNfrom the world of Gozer." "Peter?" "I'm here with Dana Barrett." "It seems the Goz has been puttingNsome moves on my would-be girlfriend." "How is she?" "I think we can get herNa guest shot on "Wild Kingdom." "I just whacked her upNwith 300 cc's of Thorazine." "Nbut she says she's the Gatekeeper." " Does that make any sense?" "N" " Some." "I just met the Keymaster.NHe's with me now." "Wonderful." "We have to getNthese two together." "I think that would beNextraordinarily dangerous." "hold on to him.NI'll be there in a while." "Good." "Vinz." "We have to find Ray.NI need him here immediately." "honey." "I gotta go to work." "Will you stay here in bedNuntil I get back?" "Ray." " Do you believe in God?" "N" " Never met him." "I do." "Nyou know?" "This roof cap is madeNof a magnesium-tungsten alloy." "What are youNso involved with there?" "The blueprints for the ironworkNin Dana Barrett's apartment building... very strange." "Ray." "Do you remember somethingNin the Bible about... the last days when the deadNwould rise from the grave?" "I remember Revelations 7:12." "And I lookedNas he opened the sixth seal..." "Nthere was a great earthquake;" "and the sun became as blackNas sackcloth... and the moon became as blood." "Nand the skies fell." " Judgment Day.N" " Judgment Day." "Every ancient religion has its own mythNabout the end of the world." "Myth!" "has it ever occurred to you... that maybe the reasonNwe've been so busy lately... is because the deadNhave been rising from the grave." "How about a little music?" "Yeah." "This way." "Excuse me." "Excuse me!" "NJust where do you think you're going?" "or I'll have youNarrested for interfering... no!" "Hold on.NI've seen TV." "You can't come in hereNwithout a warrant or something." "Nseizure of chattels... ban on the use of public utilitiesNfor nonlicensed waste handlers... and a federal entryNand inspection order." "there's one more testNI'd like to perform." "Egon!" "I tried to stop them.NHe says they have a warrant." "This is private property." "Shut this off.NShut these all off." "I'm warning you." "Turning these offNwould be extremely hazardous." "Hazardous?" "You're facing federalNprosecution for at least six violations." "Nor we shut it off for you." "Nlaser containment system." "Simply turning it off would be likeNdropping a bomb on the city." "Don't patronize me!" "I'm not grotesquelyNstupid like the people you bilk." "At ease." "I'm Peter Venkman.NThere's been a slight misunderstanding." "I want to cooperateNin any way." "Venkman." "but you thoughtNit would be more fun to insult me." "wiseass." "He wants to shut downNthe protection grid." "Nand we will not be held responsible." "Nyou will be held responsible." "we won't.N" " Shut it off!" "Don't shut it off.NI'm warning you." "I've never seen anything like this.NI don't know..." "I'm not interested in your opinion.NJust shut it off." "don't be a jerk.N" " Step aside." "You can shoot him." "pencil neck.NDon't tell me how to do mine." " Thank you.N" " Shut it off!" "shit." "Clear the building!" "This is it.NThis is the sign." "it's a sign all right..." "Going Out of Business." "There he is!" "Up there!" "What happened?" "Storage facility blew.NHe shut off the protection grid." "isn't it?" " Yeah.N" " Where's the Keymaster?" " Shit!" "N" " Who's the Keymaster?" "Hold it!" "NI want this man arrested." "These men are in violationNof the Environmental Protection Act!" "This explosion is a direct result." " Your mother could..." "N" " Hold it!" "N57th Street." "Nso let's not dawdle." "guard!" "I want to makeNa phone call." "I just work with these guys.NI wasn't even there!" "The structure of this roof capNis exactly like... the kind of telemetry trackerNthat NASA uses... to identify dead pulsarsNin deep space." "Cold-riveted girders... with cores of pure selenium." "Everybody getting this so far?" "So what?" "They don't make themNlike they used to." "No!" "Nobody ever madeNthem like this." "The architect was either a certifiedNgenius or an authentic wacko." "Ray... for a moment... pretend that I don't knowNanything about... engineeringNor physics... and just tell meNwhat the hell is going on." "You never studied." "The whole building is... superconductive antenna... that was designed and builtNexpressly for the purpose... of pulling in and concentratingNspiritual turbulence." "Your girlfriend lives... in the corner penthouseNof Spook Central." "She's not my girlfriend." "I find her interesting because she'sNa client and sleeps above her covers." "Four feet above." "She barks." "She drools.NShe claws." "Peter.NIt's the building." "Something terribleNis about to enter our world... and this buildingNis obviously the door." "The architect's nameNwas Ivo Shandor." "I found itNin "Tobin's Spirit Guide." "He was also a doctor.NPerformed a lot of unnecessary surgery." "Nhe started a secret society." "Let me guess." " Gozer worshipers.N" " Right." "No studying." "Shandor decidedNsociety was too sick to survive." "000 followers when he died." "They conducted ritualsNup on the roof." "Bizarre rituals intended toNbring about the end of the world... and now it looks likeNit may actually happen." "So be good for goodness sake" " Somebody's comingN" " We have to get out." "We have to findNa judge or something." "Wait a minute!" "NHey!" "Hold it!" "We're actually going to goNbefore a federal judge... and say thatNsome moldy Babylonian god... will drop into Central Park WestNand start tearing up the city?" "not Babylonian.N" " Big difference." "Nbut I got to get my own lawyer." "Nthe mayor wants to see you guys." "The whole island's going crazy.NLet's go." "I've got to split.NThe mayor wants to rap with me." "I am the Keymaster." "I am the Gatekeeper." "Get back." "Stay back." " Stay back.N" " Let's go." "Nand you're not giving me answers." "Nthe roads." "What are we going to do?" "nmr." "Mayor." "the Ghostbusters." "where's this Peck?" "Hey!" "Nand I'm prepared to make a full report." "These men are consummateNsnowball artists." "They use sense and nerve gasesNto induce hallucinations." "People thinkNthey're seeing ghosts." "And they call these bozosNwho conveniently show up... electronic light show." "Everything was fine until the power gridNwas shut off by Dickless." "They caused an explosion." "Is this true?" "it's true.NThis man has no dick." "Break it up." "Come on." " All right.N" " That's what I heard." "This is City Hall." "John?" "NWhat is this?" "All I know is that wasNno light show we saw this morning." "I've seen every form of combustionNknown to man... but this beats the hell out of me." "The walls in the 53rd precinctNwere bleeding." "gentlemen." "Your Eminence." "Lenny?" "Mike.NWe're in a real fix here." "What do you thinkNI should do?" "officially the churchNwill not take any position... on the religious implicationsNof these phenomena." "Lenny..." "I think it's a sign from God." "But don't quote me on that." "Mike." "I won't call a press conferenceNand tell everyone to start praying." "NYour Honor." "I've only been with the companyNfor a couple weeks..." "Nthese things are real." "NI've seen shit that'll turn you white." "You can believe Mr. Pecker..." "My name is "Peck." "...or you could accept the factNthat this city... is headed for a disasterNof Biblical proportions." "Biblical"?" "nmr." "Mayor." " Real wrath-of-God-type stuff.N" " Exactly." "Fire and brimstoneNcoming down from the skies." " Rivers and seas boiling.N" " Forty years of darkness!" "volcanoes!" "N" " The dead rising from the grave." "Human sacrifice!" "Dogs and catsNliving together." "Mass hysteria!" "Enough!" "NI get the point." "What if you're wrong?" "nothing happens!" "NWe go to jail." "quietly.NWe'll enjoy it." "But if I'm right... and we can stop this thing..." "Lenny... you will have savedNthe lives... of millions of registered voters." "I don't believe you're seriouslyNconsidering listening to these men." "Get him out of here." "Bye." "Venkman." "I'm getting you a nice fruit basket.NI'll miss him." "We got work to do.NWhat do you need from me?" "Come on!" "niet's run some red lights!" "New York!" "Nthe heart of the Ghostbusters." "Thank you." "They love you here." "all right!" "Gotta run.NGot a date with a ghost." "Nlet's be professionals." "Go get 'em!" "We might have to putNin some overtime on this one." "There they are." " There they are!" "N" " He's okay." "I was in no wayNprepared for that." "It's all right.NDon't worry." "We're fine.NWe can handle it." "They want to play rough." "Ghostbusters!" "NGhostbusters!" "Want to play rough?" "niet's do it!" "Where are we?" "Looks like we'reNin the teens somewhere." "tell me." "I'm gonna throw up." "Twenty-two.NIs this it?" "Yep." "very nice.N" " Where is it?" "It's at the end of the hall." "Where do these stairs go?" "They go up." "go ahead.NCome on." "Fine." "Go ahead." "Dana!" "so... she's a dog." "It's a girl." " It's Gozer.N" " I thought Gozer was a man." "It's whatever it wants to be." "Nit's got to get by us." "Right." "Ray!" "Gozer the Gozerian?" "Good evening." "As a duly designated representativeNof the City..." "County and State of New York..." "I order you to cease any and allNsupernatural activity... and return to your place of originNor the nearest parallel dimension." "Ray." "Are you a god?" "No." "Then... die!" "when someone asks youNif you're a god..." "Yes!" "All right." "This chick is toast!" " Got your stick?" "N" " Holding it!" " Heat 'em up!" "N" " Smoking!" " Make 'em hard!" "N" " Ready!" "Let's show this prehistoric bitchNhow we do things downtown." "Throw it!" "isn't she?" "N" " We better go full stream." "Aim for the flattop!" "Wasn't so hard." "We neutronized it." "You know what that means?" "NA complete particle reversal." "We had the tools.NWe had the talent." "It's Miller time." "this looksNextraordinarily bad." "no." "What?" "Look out!" "Subcreatures!" "NGozer the Destructor..." "Nthe Traveller has come." "Choose and perish." "choose"?" "NWe don't understand." "Choose." "Choose the form of the destructor." "I get it.NI get it." "Very cute." "Whatever we think of." "If we think of J. Edgar Hoover..." "J. Edgar Hoover will appearNand destroy us." "Empty your heads.NDon't think of anything." "We've only gotNone shot at this." "The choice is made." "The Traveller has come." "Nobody choosed anything!" " Did you choose anything?" "N" " No." " Did you?" "N" " My mind is blank." "I didn't choose anything!" "I couldn't help it." "It just popped in there." "What?" "What just popped in there?" "I tried to think..." "Look!" "No!" "It can't be." " What is it?" "N" " It can't be." "shit." "It's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man." "There's somethingNyou don't see everyday." "I tried to thinkNof the most harmless thing." "Something I lovedNfrom my childhood." "Something that couldNnever possibly destroy us." "Mr. Stay Puft." "Ray." "We used to roastNStay Puft marshmallows... by the fireNat Camp Waconda." "Egon." "What have you got left?" "Venkman." "I'm terrified beyond the capacityNfor rational thought." "no.N" " Mother puss bucket!" "Nobody steps on a churchNin my town!" "Nroast him!" "Funny us going out like this." "Killed byNa 100-foot marshmallow man." "We've been doing this all wrong.NThis Mr. Stay Puft is okay." "He's a sailor in New York." "Nwe won't have any trouble." "I have a radical idea.NThe door swings both ways." "We could reverse the particle flowNthrough the gate." "How?" "We'll cross the streams." "Egon.NYou said crossing the streams was bad." "Cross the streams." "You're going to endanger usNand our client... the nice lady who paid us in advanceNbefore she became a dog." "Not necessarily." "There's definitelyNa very slim chance we'll survive." "I love this plan." "I'm excited to be a part of it.NLet's do it!" "This job is definitelyNnot worth eleven-five a year." "Hurry!" "Ray." "Nice working with you." "Spengler!" "Cross them now!" "Get the hell out of here!" "Are you all right?" "Venkman?" "Spengler!" "Venkman!" "Spengler!" "Spengler.NAre you okay?" "I feel like the floorNof a taxicab." "where are you?" "thank God." " You okay?" "N" " I'm all right." " You all right?" "N" " I'm all right." " You okay?" "N" " Fine." "Smells like barbecued dog hair." "Oh!" "Venkman." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry.NI just forgot." "Look!" "Somebody turn on the lights!" " Help!" "N" " Go check on that little guy." "What happened?" "Where am I?" "hi." "You'll be all right." "the superintendent'sNgonna be pissed." "Are you okay?" "Who are you guys?" "We're the Ghostbusters." "Who does your taxes?" "Nyou are a most fortunate individual." "I know." "You were a participant in the biggestNinterdimensional cross rip... since the Tunguska blastNof 1909." "Felt great." "We'd like to getNa sample of your brain tissue." "Okay." "I love this town!" "What's going on?" "Does anybody want to interview me?" "I'm an eyewitness." "I was up there." "I want to go with them in the car." "N" ThE EnD ""