"LONG LIVE DEMOCRACY" "Hey..." "What are you playing at?" " I'm hanging some campaign posters." " You're covering the other one." " Oh... right." " You'll have to move it." " I've tied a double knot." " Then untie it." "I'm just hanging these for my father-in-law." "I'm apolitical myself." " I don't give a shit about him." " That's how I feel sometimes." " Take it down." " I'm not going to hang any more." " I'm going home." "I'm freezing." " Take it down now." " I... no." " Take it down now." "That's fine." "Good luck with the election." " Do you know who you're voting for?" " Yes." "The Centre Democrats." " I must vote for my father-in-law." " Very democratic." "The house is crammed with campaign posters and brochures." "No offence to your father-in-law, but campaign posters in general..." "We're always told that opinions are more important than looks." " And then they use pictures as PR!" " I've got something to say." "This is from Luke, Chapter 24." ""And they talked together of all these things which had happened..."" " We're having a meeting, Claire." " But Jesus has saved me." " Let's make this a Bible-free zone." " I'll come back." "It's so fantastic." "By the way..." "Jarl has talked with Carlsberg." "They're into the idea of making a special beer for our beer club." "No way!" "We're getting our own beer?" "How cool!" "It will go on sale as "Our Beer Club" or something." "Jarl is probably going to have a meeting with Carlsberg." "Super!" "How exciting." " We're going down to vote." " Okay." "Vote for God!" " They're strong, these." " Let's vote before they close." "It's too late." "It's ten past eight." "It's what?" "Oh no." "That's not good." " What were you going to vote?" " I had to vote Centre Democrats." "I would have voted for the Socialist People's Party." " That makes it 1-1." " We might as well stay here, then." " Cheers to that." " We're sorting out democracy here." "Hi, honey." "There's the parliamentary candidate!" "Hi, Ole." " Gosh..." "What?" " He only had 57 votes." " They're not getting in." " He only had 57 votes?" " Have you been drinking?" " Just one beer." " How about a glass of bubbly?" " There's nothing to celebrate." "But the whole family is here." "Your mum has made a salad!" "The party didn't get in." "Let's just eat now." "That's shite, eh?" "On this special occasion, the evening of the election, " "On this special occasion, the evening of the election, " " I'd like to thank you very much for all the support   which you have given me." "Frank, thanks for helping out with the posters, and for your vote." "Thanks for your vote and your support, my darling." "Don't take it too hard, Ole." "It's such a small party." " Don't be upset." " It wasn't just us voting for you." " You only got 57 votes?" " "Only," you say." " Is this half empty or half full?" " Have some wine, Dad." "We could maybe spice up your campaign poster next time." " Yes, perhaps." "Different colours..." " Your laugh is a bit over the top." " What are you laughing at?" " Dad is smiling." "No, he's laughing." "You can see his teeth." "It seems like you're sucking up, like you're desperate to be elected." "You know what?" "The next time I'm having my picture taken,   and I'm not allowed to laugh, I want you with me." "That's a deal." "Right." "I couldn't find any other cheese." "That's fine." " That's the cheese we like." " A more expensive one would be nice." " Buy your own cheese, then." " I might." "Hi, Frank." "This is Mads." "We just came from church." " We have some things for you." " Is it all Christian stuff?" "This is about our Christmas party." "I hope you can come." "Can we come in and talk to you about God?" "We're not interested, or rather..." "I'm not interested." " Satan is trying..." " He's probably speaking through me." " I'd like you to leave." " We'll come back." " No." "Satan will still be here." " We'll come back, Frank." "Goodbye!" "It'll be good to get back." "I'm going straight for the steam bath." " Do you want to come?" " No, I have to watch the in-laws." "The doorbell rang this morning." " It was Claire." " She came to your place?" " Yes." "Bible in hand and all." " It's gone too far." " What's that?" " Oh, that's..." "Can you guess?" " A dragoon sword?" " It's a champagne sabre." "Instead of fiddling around with the foil and the wire   you slide this along the bottle and..." " It's bloody cool." "I've got two." " I would love to have one." " I need to piss." " It must get the ladies going." "You can open your champagne and defend it as well!" "Can you use it in war?" "Take this one." "I'm getting another one." "Yeah, the ladies love that." " Casper, I..." " See you." "Take care." " Typical of Casper to be so posh." " You must open the bottle correctly." "Otherwise the cork can go flying into peoples' eyes." "It's much better to behead it with a sabre." "Hang on." " I've been looking for those shoes." " Let's go inside, then." "Hi there." "I'd like to try the white shoes in a size 9." " This is a new shop, isn't it?" " Yes." "We opened two weeks ago." "I have to get the right size." "Just a moment." " They're quite long." " They're really elegant." "White patent-leather shoes and a champagne sabre..." "That's me." " I've wanted white shoes for ages." " These are nice." " I've wanted white shoes for ages." " These are nice." " Isn't there a bad smell?" " In here?" " Is it your feet?" " No." "Perhaps you're right." "I've got them right here." " They're nice, actually." " I'll take them." " It's stupid not to try them on." " I can see that it's the right size." " I've got smelly feet..." " She's tried that before." "That's great." " They're nice." " Yes." "Very elegant shoes." " Do they fit?" " No." "They're too small." "What a shame, honey." "Shoes like these have a tighter fit than these ones." "It was stupid not trying them on." "He was afraid he might have smelly feet." "Only one way to find out." "Let's not make things worse than they are." "Don't make them so tight." "You'll never get them off." "The leather smells a bit." "That's because it's new." " But it's a nice smell." " What about the feet?" " Give me your foot." " Maybe it's athlete's foot again." " I was treated for it." " It can come back." "Could you smell Frank's feet, please?" "I think he may have athlete's foot." " What do you think?" " Do they smell bad?" "Yes, they do." "A bit." "It's perfectly normal for your feet to smell." "Yes, but if Frank has got athlete's foot..." "If the whole thing kicks off, and they accept our beer   we'll have an office up there." "It's got a slightly better view." "I talked to Jarl yesterday." "They want us to bring five people." "We discussed who it should be." "Jarl, of course, and me..." "Can I say something?" "Take me!" "I'd like to have you there, but then you've got to..." " You've got to really nail it." " Super!" "If we have time today, maybe we could write a..." " That's it." "I've had enough." " Is it something on the computer?" " Why does she do it?" " She's mad about Jesus." " We need to get rid of her." " Claire?" " Oh, you've seen your computers?" " Frank is tired of this stuff." "We don't want it, and the easiest way to avoid it is to say   that you're fired." "Thanks for now." "Give me ten slang words for beer." ""Brewski", "bev"..." " I'm a bit shaken right now." " You've got to be tough to make it." "I needed to send a letter before she was fired." " The shoes are looking good." " They don't feel good, actually." "Just keep walking in them." "I'll wear them to a meeting at Carlsberg tomorrow." "Our beer club has decided to enter a partnership with Carlsberg." "You decided to enter a partnership?" "Not the other way round?" "No." "We've worked for a long time on improving Danish beer." " There we are." " That sounds nice." " Can Dad have the car keys now?" " Sorry?" " They're borrowing the car tomorrow." " I don't think it's a good idea." "It's a splendid idea." "Then we'll have time for everything." "It's a splendid idea." "Then we'll have time for everything." "Yes, but you're not used to driving in Copenhagen." " Dad is used to driving." " Yes, but not here." "Statistics show that old people are more likely to have an accident." " Dad isn't old." " No, but he's getting there." "If I'm considered old then you're under "Young people"." "Of course you can borrow the car." "Can I have the keys, please?" "Why..?" "Just because I'm a bit worried." "I'm just afraid you'll have an accident." " Have some salad." " Yes." "Let's eat." " You haven't seen those statistics?" " Where is the key?" "That is the key." "You stick it in." "It's just a newer version." "Please have a seat." "I'll go and see if the board is ready for you." " Casper, can I..?" " Let's take our caps off." "This is once in a lifetime." " My feet are so sore." " Frank, concentrate now." "We only get this one chance." "There's a lot at stake." " It was a long walk." " Jarl, you'll start, right?" "I'll talk about the anatomy of beer." "I thought we could maybe pitch it as a VIP beer." " Great idea." " Normal people can feel like VIP's." "In the kingdom of men we're all equal." "Gentlemen, you can go in now." " Should we bring the caps?" " No, leave them." "Thanks for the tour." "Coming, Frank?" "Come on, Frank." " Casper?" "I can't get my shoes on." " Get in here now!" " Frank?" " Yes?" " We're just about ready." " Jarl, could you come out for a sec?" " I can't get my shoes back on." " Of course you can." " I can't get them on." " You can't go in like that." "You're ruining everything!" "It'll only be the four of us." "Frank couldn't make it." "I'm very sorry." "Go home!" "You're ruining this opportunity for us." "Take these and leave." "You're not screwing this up as well." "Get out!" "And don't start knocking again." "Hi, honey." "Are you leaving or what?" "You've packed?" "Dad found your poll card in the office." "That's my poll card alright." "Yes, that's what a poll card looks like." "Shall we..?" " Could you take them to the station?" " Yes." "It's so mean." "You know how much it means to my dad." " You told him you'd voted for him." " He wouldn't have got in anyway." " It's hopeless." "But don't tell him." " No." "Are you going?" " It's hopeless." "But don't tell him." " No." "Are you going?" "Yes." "No..!" "What..?" " What's that?" " It's brand new scratches." " It doesn't look too good." " Weren't you going to tell me?" " What do you mean?" " It might not be their fault." "The scratches weren't there before you borrowed the car." " It's nothing to do with us." " Old people are accident-prone." " They haven't had an accident." " We didn't do this." " You made those scratches." " You don't know that." " Hi." " Hi." "Hi." "Is something wrong?" " My father-in-law scratched my car." " No, I didn't." " We don't know that for sure." " Wait a minute." "Easy now." "Claire did that." "She's thrashed both our cars." "Mine is scratched as well." "Look." "It's exactly the same." "She's completely wrecked my car." "I don't know what she's doing." "We're going to sue her." "Could you give my dad an apology now?" "Please?" " Give him an apology." " We won't mention it again." " I'm sorry." " Accusing him of doing that..!" " Accepted." " Let's get going." "By the way..." "Could you take down the campaign posters, please?" " It's been lovely being here." " We'll be back soon." " We should have brought a knife." " You should have thought of it." " We could buy some nail scissors." " No, honey." " What's that?" " It's the champagne sabre." " Don't." " I knew it would come in handy." "Haven't we met before?" "You're the guy with the father-in-law." "You've put your father-in-law on top of all my posters!" " Stay there." " It's outrageous." "Mia, get in the car!" "Stay there!" "Are you married to this jerk?" "You're raving mad!" "He's a lunatic, Mia." "I know him." "Go, go, go!" "He's from The Red-Green Alliance." " The other ones were too small." " Oh dear." " What's that bag?" " It's from the previous owner." " This used to be a cheese shop?" " Yes." " Is that why it smells a bit?" " Yes." "But you get used to it."