"♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half-shell Turtle power!" "♪" "♪ They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team ♪" "♪ They're heroes In the half-shell ♪" "♪ And they're green ♪" "Hey, get a grip." "♪ When the evil Shredder Attacks ♪" "♪ These Turtle boys Don't cut him no slack ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Splinter taught them To be ninja teens ♪" "LEONARDO:" "He's a radical rat." "♪ Leonardo leads Donatello does machines ♪" "That's a fact, Jack." "♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪ Give me a break." "♪ Michelangelo Is a party dude ♪" "Party!" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪" "♪ Heroes in a half-shell ♪" "♪ Turtle power!" "♪" "[♪♪♪]" "MICHELANGELO:" "Dudes, I have to admit," "The 47 Loyal Ronin Go Hawaiian is a modern classic." "DONATELLO:" "Oh, yeah." "I mean, it's certainly one of the best surfing samurai movies ever made." "Say, did anyone see a tank go by?" "A tank?" "What would a tank be doing on a city street?" "I don't know, but one's been here." "And they're wet." "And they're coming from the water front." "Ah, it must be one of Shredder's amphibious modules." "We better follow it while the tracks are fresh." "Come on." "Hey, April." "We may have a hot story for you." "We're on 6th Street, heading north." "APRIL [ON RADIO]:" "Thanks." "I'm on my way." "LEONARDO:" "Light-Foot Heavy Industries." "They must have gone in there." "Well, it's a cinch they ain't robbing that bakery." "Come on." "ROCKSTEADY:" "Say, Bebop, when we get done pulling this heist, let's hit that bakery next door." "Huh-huh, yeah." "I could really go for some between meal sweets." "I hope your dentist knows about that big cavity between your ears." "The turtles." "[YELLS]" "[YELLING]" "[♪♪♪]" "Huh." "Whoa!" "I wish I had a pizza for every blaster" "I've taken away from you goons." "[SNORTS, GRUNTS]" "H--Hey." "Where'd everybody go?" "[YELLS]" "Ha-ha, boy this is the life, huh?" "Throwing dough around like there's no tomorrow." "Whoa!" "[YELLING]" "And now for the icing on the cake." "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "Mm." "I had no idea that defeat could taste so sweet." "ALL:" "Turtle power!" "Come on." "Yeah, let's get out of here." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "Wow, what a fight, guys." "I'd say our ninja skills beat them again." "Yeah, either that or the sugar shock." "KRANG:" "Those incompetent mutants of yours failed me again." "So, what else is new?" "But I must have the parts to build my new thermal generator." "It should produce enough energy to run the Technodrome forever." "Yeah, yeah." "That's nice, Krang." "I'm programming the computer to come up with a plan to finally defeat those insufferable turtles." "KRANG:" "Oh, this is hopeless." "All Shredder can think about is getting revenge, the Foot Soldiers are incapable of independent thought, and those two mutants couldn't steal a free sample." "Ooh, oh, good help is so hard to find nowadays." "What I need is someone who's clever, and sneaky, and fiendishly brilliant." "Someone like me." "That's it." "[BUBBLING]" "[MACHINE HUMMING]" "It's working." "I've done it." "Six exact duplicates of myself." "Hey." "What do you mean, "duplicates"?" "I'm unique." "Oh." "No, I'm not." "But what am I doing here?" "I sense this is not my natural environment." "Well, I'll say." "It's already smoothing out my beautiful wrinkles." "This is the dreariest place I've ever seen." "Heh-heh." "I should be warming myself by a nice hot volcano in Dimension X." "For what reason have I suddenly been summoned into existence?" "To do my bidding." "And why, pray tell, should any of us do that?" "Because I made you." "I am your master." "You ain't the master of anything." "We could blast you to pieces with all the firepower in these gizmos." "Ah, but I control the gizmos." "KRANG:" "I can take you for a spin." "Or freeze you up." "Or even cause you to blow yourself to bits." "I-I guess we have to take his orders." "A wise decision." "Now, head to the city in one of our amphibious modules and steal the items on this blueprint." "And no tricks." "I'll be watching you." "SHREDDER:" "Blast!" "This stupid computer can't even come up with a halfway decent scheme to eliminate those turtles." "The attempted robbery took place just half an hour ago." "Here's how it looked." "Every time the turtles defeat us," "April O'Neil is there with her camera to record our humiliation." "Of course." "That's it." "Bebop, Rocksteady." "Meet me at the launch bay." "We're heading up to the city." "Thanks for the story, guys." "Our pleasure, April." "BURNE [ON RADIO]:" "April." "What are you sitting around there for?" "Some weird alien brain is breaking into the A1 Scientific Supply Company." "Get over there and cover it." "Go, go, go." "LEONARDO:" "That sounds like Krang." "APRIL:" "Come on!" "Hey, fellow dudes, look down there." "Isn't that one of Shred-Head's amphibious doohickeys?" "It sure is." "You check it out, Michelangelo." "We'll see what's going on in the building." "Why should I take orders from that idiot?" "I'd tell him where to get off, if I had a body." "KRANG [ON INTERCOM]:" "Well, you don't have a body, so shut up and get back to work!" "It's Krang." "All right, Krang." "Drop that stuff." "You're coming with us." "Leave me alone, you frog-faced freaks." "What the--?" "Nice night for a robbery, huh, Krang?" "Oh, I wouldn't say so." "Whoa!" "Did you find Krang?" "Yeah, and he's packing some serious artillery." "Dudes, dudes!" "You'll never guess who I just saw." "Don't tell me." "The Easter bunny." "No." "It was Krang." "Michelangelo, that's impossible." "We just nearly got blown away by him in there." "BURNE [ON RADIO]:" "April." "That alien brain just robbed Light-Foot Heavy Industries." "Get over there!" "Man, that guy must have turbo-charged his bubble-walker." "He's everywhere." "Well, either that, or maybe there's more than one Krang." "RAPHAEL:" "I'd say that's a distinct possibility." "Dudes." "Our troubles just multiplied." "LEONARDO:" "It's a half-dozen Krangs." "Yeah, as if one wasn't bad enough." "If they're all as well-armed as that first one, we don't stand a chance." "Then I suggest we execute a bold, daring ninja maneuver." "And retreat." "KRANG:" "All right, all right, now get back to work." "There's something annoying about having to take orders from a guy that looks exactly like us." "LEONARDO:" "We've gotta come up with a plan." "APRIL:" "And I've gotta file this story." "Wait for me in my office." "So would someone explain to me why there are six Krangs running loose?" "Oh, it's obvious." "Krang cloned himself." "Yeah, but why?" "And what's all that scientific-type stuff they're stealing?" "I'm not sure, but if Krang's involved, it's gotta be something bad." "[♪♪♪]" "Ooh, ooh." "There is is." "April O'Neil's TV camera." "Quick, open it up." "VERNON:" "Hey, you there." "What do you think you're doing?" "Huh?" "Oh." "Uh, well, y-- I, uh..." "Uh, we're from the Department of, uh, uh" "Uh, Snacks." "The Department of Snacks?" "Uh-huh." "Uh, we're here to investigate a potential vending machine malfunction." "You're putting me on." "Hey, buddy." "This is a serious junk food emergency." "Uh, okay, okay, but quit hanging around the news van." "It's filled with highly sophisticated equipment." "Hm." "At least they didn't steal anything." "We better take care of this candy machine." "Uh, Rocksteady." "We ain't really here to fix the machines, you know." "I know, but I'm hungry." "LEONARDO:" "I've been thinking." "Those Krang clones would be totally helpless without their bubble-walkers." "If we could sneak up on them one at a time, and disable them..." "Great, let's do it." "I don't know if you should come, April." "It could be dangerous." "Hey, danger is my middle name." "MICHELANGELO:" "I thought your middle name was Harriet." "KRANG CLONE:" "There they are." "Prototype high energy capacitors." "[CRIES OUT]" "Quiet, you half-wit." "What's the matter?" "I've got hands." "Fascinating." "My tentacles are changing as well." "Heads up." "I think one of them's coming." "[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]" "RAPHAEL:" "Grab him." "Why?" "Cut it out, you guys." "That tickles." "We've gotcha now." "Oh, oh." "I wouldn't necessarily say that." "Tell me I'm not the only one who saw that." "Hang on, guys." "Let me get a shot." "Man, how much weirder can this show get?" "[HUMS, ZAPS]" "Leonardo!" "Does that answer your question?" "Well, like, where'd he go?" "Did my camera do that?" "[HUMS, ZAPS]" "DONATELLO:" "April!" "[ELEPHANT TRUMPETS]" "Well, well." "Miss O'Neil." "I was hoping the teleportation device I put in your camera would bring me all four turtles, but one will do." "You won't get away with this, Shredder." "The others will come for us and" "And we'll be ready for them." "RAPHAEL:" "Somebody please explain what just happened." "Okay." "When she pointed it at Leonardo, he disappeared, and when she pointed it at herself, she disappeared." "You supposed somebody put some kind of teleporter in April's minicam?" "I don't know, but if we don't scram-ola, we are gonna disappear too." "DONATELLO:" "Oh, man, here we go again." "So much for them." "Now." "May I please have a show of hands?" "Just as I thought." "We all seem to be growing." "But why is this happening to us?" "Without sufficient data, I can only speculate that it has something to do with the cloning process, but whatever it is, one thing's certain." "We're free." "KRANG [ON INTERCOM]:" "What are you up to?" "Get back to work." "Dry up, Mr. Nobody." "We're through taking orders from you." "You ingrates!" "How dare you disobey me?" "The bubble-walkers." "They aren't responding." "What's going on?" "So." "What do we do now, huh?" "We'll never get to Dimension X." "We're stuck here." "Then I say we take over this stinking city." "But this place is so depressing." "It's d-dark and cold and spooky" "And it's simply ruining my lovely complexion." "Ah, but we now have the means to make this world more like our natural environment of Dimension X." "We" " We do?" "We have all the components to make a massive thermal device." "We can assemble it underneath the city and really turn up the heat." "MICHELANGELO:" "I don't get it." "How come those clone clowns are growing bodies?" "Yeah." "Krang doesn't have a body." "Not now, but he used to have one." "Oh, yeah, that's right." "It was taken away from him when he got booted out of Dimension X." "Uh-huh." "And the clones have that data in their DNA." "So they're growing bodies, the way some lizards can grow new tails." "Well, we can't grow a fourth turtle." "I've nearly got a fix on his turtle com's homing beacon." "[RADIO BEEPS]" "SHREDDER [ON RADIO]:" "Attention, you miserable turtles." "You've got 30 minutes to come get your friends." "Before it's too late." "Don't panic, I think I found them." "What in the world?" "It's a huge concentration of intense heat coming from the sewers." "And it's getting hotter." "Well, that's nice." "Now, can we please rescue Leonardo and April?" "No, Raphael, you don't understand." "If those clones have built a thermal device, the heat that it generates could destroy the city." "We've gotta shut it down while we still can." "Then we'll rescue the others." "How are we gonna do all that in 30 minutes?" "Tell ya how:" "really fast." "KRANG:" "My clones." "Where did they go?" "Why aren't they answering me?" "What's going on up there?" "MICHELANGELO:" "Man, it sure is toasty warm down here." "I knew it." "A thermal device." "Oh, no." "It's melted straight through the ground." "So?" "It'll be buried and we won't have to worry about it." "Uh, not exactly." "See, if that thing melts into the Earth's magma, it'll turn the city into one big volcano." "We've gotta get that thing out of there and shut it off while there's still time." "Holy guacamole!" "It's the invasion of the..." "Krangazoids!" "[KRANGAZOIDS GROWLING]" "Dudes?" "I don't think these Krangazoids are gonna let us get to that thermal thing." "Bingo." "In a few short minutes, it's going to turn this entire city into a more, shall we say, hospitable environment for us." "And in the meantime, you three runts will make a delicious snack." "Tails?" "[KRANGAZOIDS GROWLING]" "Oh, a wise guy, huh?" "Why, I ought to" "Dudes, we better split." "Now all we have to do is wait and when this city's been turned into an enormous volcano," "I shall be absolute ruler." "What do you mean, you'll be absolute ruler?" "I should be absolute ruler." "[ALL ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]" "Well, that didn't work." "We better go rescue Leonardo and April." "Yeah, and time's running out." "You do realize, of course, that we'll be charging head-first into a trap?" "I know, but we've gotta get that teleportation device of Shredder's." "Dudes, what we need is some serious firepower." "You know, the kind those Krangazoids were packing in their bubble-walkers." "Michelangelo, you're an absolute genius." "Totally righteous, huh?" "I am?" "It's been nearly half an hour." "What's keeping those stupid turtles?" "BEBOP:" "They always show up to rescue their friends just in the nick of time." "BEBOP:" "Oh, boy, is this gonna be easy." "DONATELLO:" "Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that." "Whoa!" "There you go, amigo." "wretched reptile," "I'll fillet you!" "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "Drink blazing photons, robo-scum." "Oh." "Always wanted to say that." "[GRUNTS]" "DONATELLO:" "All right." "There's the teleporter." "And this must be the teleportation receiver." "[GRUNTING, SWORDS CLASHING]" "Hyah!" "[SHREDDER CRIES OUT]" "ROCKSTEADY:" "Come on, boss." "We're losing." "He shoots, he scores!" "RAPHAEL:" "They're getting away." "With all this artillery, we could have finally caught those creepazoids." "But I want them to get away." "You do?" "Yeah." "It's all part of the plan." "Excuse me." "We have a plan?" "Of course." "Come on." "Hurry." "We haven't much time." "[APRIL SCREAMS]" "What's going on?" "[EXPLOSION]" "The Krang clones are making a volcano under the city and we've gotta stop it." "You better stay up here, April." "It'll be safer." "Yeah." "But for how long?" "[BUBBLING]" "Hang on, guys." "This is gonna get hot." "Now, how are we gonna cool down that molten mountain?" "With those." "[YELLING]" "[GROWLING]" "DONATELLO:" "The minicam." "We've gotta get it back." "Leave it to me, compadre." "Guys, back off." "Say cheese, cheese-heads." "[ZAPS]" "DONATELLO:" "The valves." "Come on." "SHREDDER:" "At least those wretched reptiles can't do anything to us down here." "KRANGAZOID:" "Who are you calling wretched reptiles, bum?" "LEONARDO:" "Come on, harder." "[BOTH GRUNTING]" "Come on, come on." "[VALVE SQUEAKS]" "That'll douse the volcano." "Yeah." "Not only that, but we're getting a supremo sauna." "Say, Donatello, where'd you zap those Krangazoids?" "Well, with any luck, straight to the Technodrome." "Ha." "Now they're Krang and Shredder's problem." "KRANGAZOID:" "So you thought you could boss us around, huh?" "We shall be your masters now." "No." "Wait." "I can send you home." "To where you belong." "To Dimension X." "KRANGAZOID 2:" "Oh." "Our homeland." "Oh joy!" "Did you really send them to Dimension X?" "And have six of me running loose there?" "Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?" "I sent them to the dimensional limbo." "Hey." "This ain't Dimension X." "Oh, I'll say." "It's h-horrible." "It's even more wretched and depressing than that planet Earth." "It's some kind of dimensional limbo and we're trapped here." "This is all your fault." "My fault?" "Well, pretty boy here is the one who went through the portal first." "RAPHAEL:" "Yeah, you guys, let's make a mental note to smash that cloning machine of Krang's next time we visit the Technodrome." "Good idea." "We can't afford to have him making any more duplicates." "DONATELLO:" "Can you imagine what might happen if he made six Shredders?" "MICHELANGELO:" "Yeah, or six Rocksteadys." "Or worse yet, six Vernons." "Oh, come on." "That wouldn't be so bad." "VERNON [ON TV]:" "Sources say that the volcano was put out by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but frankly, this reporter doesn't believe it." "On second thought, that would be pretty horrifying." "[♪♪♪]"