"I'm Nervous, excited.... you don't know, it's kind of... could be anything." "Could end tomorrow, could go on forever." "I think anticipating what might be is exciting." "This show is like it can go in many different directions." "...a mariage somewhere in the group." "You can't really get bored watching the show... because you get so much going on, and so many different characters to watch." "It's exciting." "Everybody has a different backgroung." "I'm really excited." "It's gonna be a good experience." "I'm very optimistic." "I'm really looking forward to this show.." "hopefully being on for a while." "Friends Season 10 Episode 17+18" "The One Before The last One" "Ten Years Of Friends" "Ten Years Of Friends [1x18]Pheebs, how many do you want?" "I just need two." "The 10 of spades and the 6 of clubs." "Pheebs, you can't do that." "I've got the 10 of spades." "Here." "See, you can't do that." "I don't need them." "I'm going for 4s." "Oh, you're... [3x09]Okay." "You wanna play rough?" "We can play rough." "[3x07]Hey now!" "Hey!" "[5x10]Ready..." "Wrestle!" "====[1x12]====" "And that would be a shutdown!" "Shutout!" "[4x12]Gentlemen, pick your category." ""Fears And Pet Peeves."" ""What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?"" " Animals dressed as humans." " That's correct." "Ladies?" "Same category." ""According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"" "Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance!" "That'scorrect." "The Irish jig guy?" "His legs flail about as if independent from his body!" ""Monica and I had a grandmother who died." "Name that grandmother."" "Althea!" " What're you doing?" " I took a shot." "You're Shooting with "Althea"?" " "Althea" is correct." " Nice shooting!" ""Every week the "TV Guide" comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment."" ""What name appears on the address label?"" "Chandler gets it!" "It's Chandler Bing!" "I'm afraid the "TV Guide" comes to "Chanandler Bong"." "Actually, it's Miss Chanandler Bong." "====[5x21]====" "Wouldn't it be great if we could go for two hours without dropping it?" "Yeah, it would!" "Let's do it." "I have to pee." "Man, I didn't think we'd make it." "I know." "Don't switch hands, okay?" "====[3x09]====" "I love this game." "====[7x15]====" "you know the song !" "Sing along !" "[1x20]Whoo-hoo!" "[6x24]Oh no !" "[7x09]Oh no!" "[5x08]Oh no." "[1x17]So great!" "[2x13]Stop the madness !" "[7x03]I may have relatives in France who would know." "My grandmother said she got it from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse. "" "What was her name?" "Nestley Toulouse." "Nestlé Tollhouse ?" "You Americans always butcher the French language." "[9x15]Ok, I wasn't rich like you guys." "I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony" "I had a hard life." "My mother... [1x01]has just killed her self." "And my step dad was back in prison." "[4x01]I lived in a Gremlin with a guy who talked to his hand." "[9x07]I got hepatitis, you know because this pimp spit in my mouth and... [5x09]Someday I'll tell you how I stabbed the cop." "He stabbed me first!" "[2x06]Smelly cat, smelly cat" "What are they feeding you?" "No, no." "I'm sorry, it's:" "Smelly cat, smelly cat" "Don't feel bad, because it's a hard song." "Smelly cat, smelly cat" "It's not your fault" "That's too much." "Sorry." "[4x12]Hello, teeny embryos." "I'm Phoebe Buffay." "Hi!" "I'm hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months." "We're doing this for Frank and Alice who you know." "You've been there." "They want you so much." "So when you guys get in there, really grab on." "And I promise that I'll keep you safe and warm until you're ready to have them take you home." "Next time you see me, if I'm screaming, don't worry." "That's what's supposed to happen." "====[5x03]====" "So here you are." "Everyone said labor was the hardest thing." "But they were wrong." "This is..." "Well, I had the most fun with you guys." "I wish I could take you home and see you every day." "I'll settle for being your favorite aunt." "I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me." "Okay, so we're cool." "We're going to be great." "Little high-fives." "[6x24]I'm Chandler, I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable." "[1x23]Dear God!" "This parachute is a knapsack!" "[1x13]Rock, hard place... me !" "[1x05]I'm like the bing, bing, bing." "You're like the boom, boom, boom." "[4x02]Oh, my God!" "[6x16]Oh, my God!" "[1x03]Oh, my God!" "[3x20]Check it out, the "Chan-Chan Man" !" "[1x07]I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre." "What?" "I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre." "I have no idea what you said." "Put Joey on the phone." "What's up, man?" "I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!" "He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!" "Chandler, listen." "Like that thought never entered my mind." "[1x22]You know, they used to like you a lot." "But you got promoted, and now you're Mr. Boss Man." "I can't believe it." "Yeah." "They even do you." "They "do" me?" ""Could that report be any later?"" "I don't sound like that." "Yeah, you do." ""The hills are alive with the sound of music."" "I don't sound like that." "That is so not true." "That is so not..." "That is so not..." "That..." "Oh, shut up!" "====[5x02]====" "I've had a very long hard day." "I gona go get some chicken." "You want some ?" "No thanks, no chicken." "Bey bey then." "Are you ok ?" "I'm so sorry, he wouldn't leave." "He kept asking me if I wanted chicken." "chicken ?" "I could eat some chicken." "Could I get a three-piece, some coleslaw, some beans and a Coke?" "Diet Coke." "[8x06]Monica, can I talk to you for a second?" "I appreciate the costume." "You did this to him?" "I thought he'd love it." "He loves The Velveteen Rabbit." "That rabbit was brown and white." "It was pink, or no bunny at all.." "No bunny at all." "Always no bunny at all!" "[6x07]If we do not rebel women... [2x21]Come on !" "You want a piece of this?" "I'm standing here!" "====[1x15]====" "I want... to feel your hot, soft skin with my lips." "There you go." "Keep going, keep going." "I want to take my tongue and..." "Say it." "Say it!" "Run it all over your body... until you're trembling with..." "With?" "[2x06]you know which one is our baby." "That one has ducks on his T-shirt and this one has clowns." "And Ben was definitely wearing ducks." "Or clowns." "We'll flip for it." "Ducks or clowns." "All right, call it in the air." "Heads." "Heads, it is." "We have to assign heads to something!" "Ducks is heads because ducks have heads." "What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?" "[7x12]I'm gonna start to climb down you now." "Oh, my..." "How much do you weigh, Ross?" "I prefer not to answer." "I'm still carrying a little holiday weight." " It still looks pretty far." " It's not that far." "Just drop." "Do not rush me!" "My pants are starting to come down, and I'm not wearing any underwear." "My ankle!" "I really hurt my ankle!" "I think I twisted it when..." "A quarter!" "[2x01]Joey's tailor took advantage of me." "No way!" "I've been going to the guy for 12 years." "He said he was gonna do my inseam." "Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite..." "What?" "Cupping" "That's how they do pants!" "First they go up one side, they move it over." "Then they go up the other side, move it back, then they do the rear." "Ross, tell him." "Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?" "Yes, yes, it is." "In prison!" "[1x06]Okay, so I'm responsible." "I'm organized." "But, hey, I can be a kook!" "[10x06]Just happen to have my lable maker." "[8x07]Oh no !" "Was I cleaning in my sleep again ?" "[9x24]Well, this is my sickness!" "[6x13]Are you saying that you don't wanna get with this?" "[2x14]Where's Monica?" "There she is!" "Some girl ate Monica!" "Shut up!" "The camera adds ten pounds." "So how many cameras are actually on you?" "[6x09]Ross smoked pot in college!" "You are such a tattletale!" "And Dad, y'know that mailman that you got fired?" "He didn't steal your Playboys!" "Ross did!" "Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did!" "Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year!" "Monica and Chandler are living together!" "Ross married Rachel in Vegas!" "And got divorced!" "Again!" "[6x14]Look Chandler I don't care if you can't cry, I love you." "Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest." "Stop it!" "No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, we're up at the altar and I'm like this." "I won't care !" "Because I know you will be feeling it all in here." "Okay, well I won't uh, worry about this anymore then." "And-and-and if I die... from a long illness...." "And you're writing out my eulogy... and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says :" ""I will always be with you" ... and you still can't shed one tiny tear..." "I know you'll be crying a river inside." " Aww, I love you so..." " What is wrong with you?" "!" "What?" "!" "You can't shed a tear for your dead wife!" "Now, I left you a note from the beyond!" " So you didn't mean any of that?" "!" " No you robot!" "[4x11]Everyone knows the erogenous zones." "You got one, two, three four five, six and seven." "There are seven?" "start out with a little one." "A two." "A one, two, three." "A three" "A five." "A four." "A three, two." "Two." "A two, four, six." "Two, four, six." "Two." "Four, seven!" "Five, seven!" "Six, seven!" "Seven!" "[4x11]I'm Ross!" "I'm divorced and I have a kid!" "[9x11]Shake it !" "[6x08]What's up ?" "[5x16]Pivot !" "Pivot !" "Pivot !" "[7x10]Merry christmas !" "[5x14]Get off my sister !" "[5x11]Joey, it's Ross." "I need some help." "I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom." "Nice !" "No, I got really hot in my pants so I took them off." "But they must have shrunk from the sweat." "Or my legs expanded from the heat." "I can't get them back on, Joey." "I can't!" "Do you see any powder?" "Powder!" "Yeah, I have powder." "Good, good." "Sprinkle some on." "It'll absorb moisture." "Then you can get your pants on." "Yeah, hold on." "Vaseline ?" "I see lotion." "I have lotion." "Will that work?" "Sure, throw some of that on there." "====[8x03]====" "I'm pregnant." "Yeah, I..." "I'm just, I don't know." "I don't understand how this happened ?" "We used a condom." "I know." "But you know, condoms only work,like, 97% of the time." "What?" "Well, they should put that on the box!" " They do." " No, they don't!" "Well, they should put it in huge block letters!" "====[9x02]====" " Le sac." " Frappe-moi." " Give me the bag." " Hit me !" " I'm not kidding." " Hit me !" "You ducked!" "I'm sorry!" "It was a reflex!" " Oh, my God!" "This really hurts!" " I couldn't help it." "When a fist comes at your face, you duck." "What is the matter with you?" "[2x07]We're workin', we're movin'" "[5x09]This is going to be so much fun!" "[5x22]Stop it !" "[4x05]God, I love how sexy I am!" "[2x13]You had no right to go out with him!" " That's the most ridiculous..." " You sold me out!" " I did not!" "Would you let me talk!" "Did you just flick me?" "Well, you wouldn't let me finish and I was..." "Let's not do this!" "Happy thoughts!" "Now I'm gonna kick some ass!" "All right." "Now, I will let go if you both stop." "Fine." "There we go." "If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches." "====[6x12]====" "So do you think that these pictures?" "Are, are they trying to tell a story?" "Oh, yeah, sure." "I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, she's crying out : "Where are they?" "?"" "Well, she's not going to find them lying in the grass like that." "Oh, yeah." "Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?" "====[1x17]====" "How long have you lived here?" "Thanks." "I've been here about six years." "And Rachel moved in a few months ago." "See, I was supposed to get married, but..." "I left the guy at the altar" "Yeah, I know it's pretty selfish, but hey, that's me!" "Monica, what do you do?" "I am a chef at a restaurant uptown." "Good for you." "Yeah, it is." "Mostly because I get to boss people around, which I just love to do." "Well, this hummus is great." "God bless the chickpea." "And have I mentioned that back in high school,I was a cow?" "I used to wet my bed." "I use my breasts to get other people's attention." "We both do that!" "[8x01]I can't look at it." "Somebody tell me." "It's negative." " What?" " It's negative." "Well.." "..this is just the way it was supposed to be." "Well then, great." "This is so stupid." "How can I be upset over something I never had?" "It's negative?" "No, it's positive." "It's not negative, it's positive." " Are you sure?" " Yeah, I lied before." " Now you know how you really feel. - That's a risky little game." "I'm gonna have a baby!" "[6x09]I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle!" "[2x07]And that, my friend, is what they call "closure"." "[2x04]This is a safe street." "This is a safe building." "There's nothing..." "Mom, I gotta go!" "I gotta go!" "That's fine, read the Family Circus." "====[4x23]====" "I'm bummed the way I left things with Ross." "I wish I didn't lie about work." "He seemed so mad at me." "Don't be so hard on yourself." "If someone I was still in love with is getting married..." "Still in love with?" "I'm not in love with Ross." "I'm not at the wedding, because he's my ex-boyfriend and that would be uncomfortable." "Not because I'm in love with him." "I like Ross as much as anyone." "Clearly, I have feelings for him, but they don't mean love." "I mean, do I still have loving feelings for Ross?" "Yeah!" "But that doesn't mean I'm still in love with him." "I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love him." "Oh, my God!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "====[8x03]====" "Right here... is your baby." "There it is, I see it." "I'll give you two a minute." "Thank you." "Pretty amazing, huh?" "I don't see it!" "What?" "What?" "I can't see it." "You just said you did." "I know, I lied." "I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother." "I can't see my own baby !" "Come here." "Sure you can." "Come here." "Look, it's right there." "Oh, it's beautiful." "I see it now." " Do you really?" " No, I don't see it!" "You see this... tiny thing that looks like a peanut?" "Sweetie, that's it." "That's it?" "Well, I saw that." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Wow, I can't believe that's our baby." "Yeah, that's our baby." "[5x24]How you doin' ?" "[6x07]How you doin' ?" "[4x24]How you doin' ?" "[3x02]Could I be wearing any more clothes ?" "[7x11]All right, what are we having?" "[8x19]What's not to like?" "Custard, good." "Jam, good." "Meat, good!" "[8x09]Here come the meat sweats." "[7x16]How you doin' ?" "[3x08]Ross ?" "I got a science question." "If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens is that why they're extinct?" "Joey, Homo sapiens are people." "Hey, I'm not judging." "====[7x19]====" " Joey, this is the awkward part. - Hey, right." "Not a problem." "I totally understand you need to make sure I don't have any horrible scars or tattoos." "Don't you worry." "I have nothing to hide." "So, there you go." "That's me." "One hundred-percent natural." "I tell you, that has never happened before." "[6x04]So Estelle lined up a bunch of auditions for me tomorrow." "And I'll have my health insurance back in no time." "That's great, but shouldn't you be on the toilet right now?" "What¡¯s wrong with you?" "Nothing!" "Well, I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before." "Then I passed out and uh," "I haven't been able to stand up since." "But um, I don't think it's anything serious." "This sounds like a hernia." "You have to go to the doctor!" "No way!" "if I have to go to the doctor for anything, It's gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach!" "That's a hernia." "Why did I have to start working out again?" "Damn you 15s!" "====[10x11]====" "Go." "You put this in your coffee..." "A spoon !" "Your hands !" "Your face !" "It's white." "Paper !" "Snow !" "A Ghost !" "It's heavy on the milk." "A rock !" "A dog !" "The earth !" "Pass." "You put this on a sandwich." "Salami !" "Anchois !" "Jam." "It's white." "Paper !" "Snow !" "A Ghost !" "====[7x08]====" "Rach, the big question is, does he like you?" "Because if he doesn't like you, this is all a moo point." "A "moo" point?" "Yeah." "It's like a cow's opinion." "It just doesn't matter." "It's "moo. "" "[2x15]" "Oh, God!" "Honey?" "That's okay." "You just rolled over the juice box." "Thank God!" "[8x12]So tell me one of your moves." "So where'd you grow up?" "That's your move?" "Boy, Rach, you're lucky you're hot." "Come on, just answer the question." "Queens." "Were you close to your parents?" "With my mom." "Not so much my dad." "Why not?" "I don't know." "There's just this distance." "We both try to pretend it's not there, but it is." " It's gotta be rough." " Yeah, it's really tough." "Sometimes I think..." "Nice move!" "[5x14]Come here." "I'm very happy we're going to have all the sex." "You should be." "I'm very bendy." "I guess there's nothing left for us to do but kiss." "You win!" "I can't have sex with you!" " And why not?" " I'm in love with Monica!" "You're what?" "I love her!" "I love you, Monica." "I love you too, Chandler." "[1x01]remeber my brother, Ross ?" "[9x07]I love you." "I love you too." "[8x16]I think I'm falling in love with you." "====[6x25]====" "Will you marry me ?" "Yes." "[7x01]I'm gonna be a bride!" "[10x05]Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me ?" "Yes." "[7x24]Will you take each other ?" "[10x12]I do." "[7x24]I do." "I do." "Yeah, you do!" "[4x24]I, Ross take thee, Emily take thee, Rachel..." "====[5x24]====" "Hello, Mrs. Ross!" "Well, hello, Mr. Rachel!" "[7x24]I pronounce you... [10x12]husband and wife." "[7x24]Now kiss her again." "Are you all ready, to meet the cast of Friends ?" "It's hard after some of the last ten years but It's basically like being involved in some magical thing... that is much bigger than you are." "It's been an education, It's been a love affair." "It's been a friendship." "It's been amazing." "I'm gonna miss these people" "I'm gonna miss these characters a lot" "I want to say thank you to everybody," "All of the crew, all of the fans" "Thank you very much for all these people who've watched the show.." "for all these years, and kept it going." "And I love you all." "We've loved doing it." "I've loved doing it." "And we hope you guys enjoyed this as much as we have." "[6x02]Oh my God!" "I'm gonna miss you so much!" "I'm gonna miss you!" "I mean it's the end of an era!" "I know!"