"Some people wouln't know their ass from an air conditioner." "Take Mr. Smolensky." "Despite overwhelming stupidity, his death certificate would say accident." "Billy Conway, on the other hand, was smart." "Still with all his intelligence," "Billy thought Mr. Smolensky was dancing." "Billy's common sense prevailed." "But common sense is never enough to keep you safe, my friends, because the world is quite simply dangerous." "Gloria Conway would have never forgiven herself if something happened to one of her children." "Mrs. Smolensky held no such concern for her husband." "He had been a flounder and a drunk." "And she considered his death a welcome divorce." "Sometimes, bad things can happen for a goood reason." "And sometimes, things just happen." "The Conways were an average, unremarkable family." "They rallied around Billy's after neighber's incineration." "And in the evening, they enjoyed a movie together." "Billy felt safe between his twin brothers," "Gene and Larry." "And they weren't bothered it at all, because they had once witnessed a motorcycle stang go horribly wrong." "Linda felt snug next to her dad." "And while Ray Conway was a good father, it was Gloria who took most of the responsibility for the family's wellbeing." "The Three Stooges was her idea." "If she were more flexible,she would be kicking herself right now." "Gene had an uncounted talent for mischief." "And his concern for Billy inspired his most daring prank yet." "Hey, Billy, come on down." "Where the hell is Gene?" "And when Douglas Post arrived, the stage was set." "Hey, Gene, wait for me." "This is just a movie, they just made it up, boy, OK?" "Could you find Gene?" "He disappeared." "And little lord bad influence just flew by on his bike." "Doug was off limits after he and Gene drove the principal's car in the school swimming pool" "But still, nobody expected this." "Wow!" "Hey, Doug." "Just in time to see " Oh, he'll break this"." " What you gonna do?" " I'm gonna pee." "Oh, my God." "I swear to God, if he would have brains, that kid would eat his head for dinner." "Gloria didn't just turn a phrase," "She flipped on his back and kicked the shit out of it." "Eugene Conway, get down from there!" "Now!" "Before I turn your little ass into a ..." "Ooh!" "Gene and Doug got into serious trouble." "Three police cars came." "But it was worth it because Billy had forgotten all about the dead neighbor humping on the sprinkler." "What the cops had to say, Mr. Movie Magic?" "He said that the move was a fringe up there and if I pee down on these heads again, they'd shoot me." "What we gonna do with him?" "Give him to the Jehovah's Witnesses and next time he'll come out for donation." "Linda, there is a lot of assholes out there." "Slow down." "It's raining." " I am slow down." " Slow down more." " And don't think for one second, little Mr. Big Deal, you're playing in the championships this weekend." " But ma!" "Don't ma me" "I don't remember giving birth to a horse's ass." "He will lose." "Not if the player is Gene." "Shut up, Billy!" "You must screw everything!" "Stop it!" "Billy, be careful." "What are you doing?" "Accidents happen when you least expect." "Care, vigilance, and love cannot prevent them." "All those seatbelts in assistance wouldn't certainly help." "Accidents are a fact of life." "And very bad accidents have a charming way of not seeming real." "For every tragic accident, there is a good luck story." "But that balance can take years to occur." "And that's the way it was with the Conways." "Linda had died and Gene was in a nursing home." "Billy came here to remember happier times." "But they were getting harder to recall." "In your room or with us?" "Dinner is ready." "Why so early?" "You forget you have baseball practice?" "I was trying to." "What do we having?" " Uh, dinner, I've told you." " I mean, what exactly?" "I don't think it's anything exactly." "Tell Larry it's ready." "Can't we leave a plate by his door?" "You want a riot?" "Larry, it's feeding time." "Larry growed up lost." "He didn't really have much choice." "Being Gene's twin was all he had going for him." "You wanna done yourself?" "Do me a favor, will you?" "Kick your God damned father over head with the baseball bat." "Each member of the family developed their own way to cope." "Billy learn not to feel, which clearly had its benefit." "Ray didn't cope." "He walked out." "Most of Billy's contact with him now involved headwounds." "And Gloria struggled to put the past behind her." "It was not uncommon to find Linda's furniture in the yard." "Mrs. Smolensky should have been an example to them." "She had forgotten over her husband long ago." "Mr. Bill!" "Oh, my goodness, are you all right?" "It's nothing, Mrs. Smolensky." "Just my natural charm revealing itself." "Billy was showing off his baseball skills." "It's quite a display." "Mom?" "Hi." "I'm Dottie." "Doug Post's mother?" "I found your mother in the front yard." " She's been having some feeling..." " Billy ..." "Hey" "I'm fine, I just..." "I strained myself tryin' to move." "Oh, my God!" "Look, it's this booksman for the useless bastards club." "What brings you here?" "Come here, let me see." "God!" "Jesus!" "He was supposed to crack you with the bat." "I'm just trying to show dad how much I love baseball." "So, let me be clear, if this happens in a practice session, what the hell are you gonna do in a real game?" "It was an accident." "You're all right?" "You mean ... speaking of accidents?" " Gloria, I don't start." " My husband wants a divorce." "Yeah, he wants to move on£¬start a new wife." "Billy." "Oh, I guess you didn't find a really good time to tell him." "I mean..." "What?" "With the concussion now?" "Billy, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so stupid." "I think it'll be best for we everybody." "Don't mind my husband here." "He has his head run so far up his ass so every time he blinks to consist fancy." "Where is Larry?" "We gotta use a hand!" " Not here." " Is he visiting Gene?" "Well, if you did that once in a while, you might feel better." "Yeah, if my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather." "You leave that!" "Don't you touch it." "Put it down." "Billy can take care of it." "We don't need you." "Oh, do me one favor though on your way out." "Could you please please take the time to trip over your dead daughter's bicycle?" "You're okay?" "Should I call an ambulance?" "No, call the National Guard." "This I think qualify as a disaster." "I'm gonna take your mother to the hospital." "She's having female problems." "What do you mean?" " You can stay at my house." " I don't... think that's a good idea." "I'm not staying with dad." "Is that... some of own sons... is he still causing problems?" "Do you want my help or not?" "Gloria didn't like taking help." "It made her feel vulnerable and that frightened her." "And Dottie's help had brought Billy, in the contact with Gene's old friend Douglas Post." "It's not everyday you get to see history happen." "Dottie!" "I'm empty!" "History is not happening." "It happened the other day." "Don't wise up, Doug." "They got back alive." "That's what I'm trying to tell you." "Hey, you, play nice in front of our guest." " Yeah, the other day." " When they made history." "If Columbus didn't make it back after he discovered America, we wouldn't be sitting here, watching this on TV." "Isn't that right, Billy?" "Your TV is very nice." "We would too be sitting here 'cause someone else would have discovered America." "You're not listening to me, Doug." "Look, this invention overview" "Christ, and all that business." "The discovery of America by Columbus." "The discovery of gravity." "World War I, World War II." "The moon landing." "That's the history of the world so far." "Oh, it isn't still on, is it?" "We're young festival." "Can we watch Dallas?" "We are watching this." "Hi." "You know Billy Conway?" "He was over on his court." " What happened?" " Got hit by baseball." "Gene wasn't expected to survive the crash." "Though, it was debatable that he had." "He could breathe and swallow." "He didn't even have a sexy nurse." "And if that wasn't bad enough, Larry would sneak in drunk." "Alcohol helped fuel Larry's hope that a miracle might occur." "Being with Doug helped Billy remember life before the accident." "Gene and Doug had been great together." "Whether they were playing baseball, or turning the three stooges into five." "And with the memories came hope that life could be fun again." "Doug." "Doug." "You were snoring." "Sorry." "You miss Gene?" "I'm trying to get some sleep." "Were you there that time you brought the toilet paper all across Miami court?" "Yeah." "My ass got kicked aroud the living room becuase of it." "Now I call it the barely living room." " Man, it was intense." " Not serious." "My father, he tossed through in his car cause he thought it was toilet paper." "But it wasn't, Gene scratched with barbed wire and took the wipers off." "Do you have seen him lately?" " Until your family allowed." " Really?" "This sucks." "Well, you are not gonna take that line down, aren't you?" "Quick, hurry up." "Quick." "Press it." "Thank you, helpful thought." "Doug, where are you?" "Oh, shit!" "All right, I'm out." "Run!" "Come on Billy!" "Hi, brother." "There you are." "It was never fun than the other night?" "She's hysterical." "Hey, hang on." "Doug is really cool." "You've been there every night, you know that, right?" "Gene?" "God Gene?" "Hey, Gene, it's me, Billy, I'm here." "Nurse!" "Don't believe anything he says, Gene." "Here is it, he is a little pushy." "We will have to live with that." "Good one, Larry." " Is everything OK?" " Yeah, yeah, we're fine." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Mom's in the hospital, Gene." "It took off a female stuff out, like... feel a pain in the tubes." "Everything is set." "So Doug asshole is a pussy." "Gross, ha?" "He's okay though." "She might not come see you for a while." "She'll be a little shaking." "Might not?" "She is not coming." "She is happy to finally find an excuse." "She does not want to meet him." "If that's the doctor, tell him I want my uterus back." "Hello?" "Who is it?" "hung." "Just sit well, I gotta static to watch." "The Posts has a really nice TV." "Yeah, they also have a shit for brain son who wouldn't know his ass from exit's on." "Well, We got Larry." "That phonecall was some guy asked me if I want to sneak out with him later." "Is your boyfriend, wasn't Billy?" " More like your imaginary friend." " Oh, which one?" "That's right." "You already got one." "How would you two like to go live with your good for nothing father?" "Larry would." "Oh!" "Hi, Billy." "Everything all right?" "Yeah, my mom is doing a lot better." "I just wanted to thank you for helping a lot." "It was very nice of you." " My mum is very appreciated." " That's what neighbors do." "And thanks for let me stay." "Are you sure everything's okay?" "I think I've left my baseball cap over here." "Is Doug home?" " I don think you were wearing it." " I must have been." "Can I look for it?" "Was that you called?" " Shit, that was so funny." " Is that Larry?" "What did he say?" "He asked if you're my boyfriend?" "Bastard." "He does not deserve to be Gene twin." "I tried to be his friend, but it's not..." "Maybe it's over here." "Look, it's kind of tricky if you call my house." "My mother thinks you're like a criminal." "Still?" " Hey, has the cop been here?" " No." "Why, have they been your house?" "I don't want to talk about." "Shit, that's the last thing I needed." " Your head looks better." " Then what?" " So what, you want to do something later?" " I can't." "My mother's home." "She's like a shutting." "Oh I talk to my mother and take her to bingo." "What, tonight?" "They are like paper and scissors." "More like rock and scissors." " Then you come over." " Okay, see you later." "Hi, Mr Post." "You haven't seen my cap, have you?" "No." "Have you seen God in the remote?" "You!" "Who is that kid, anyway?" " Billy, get out of my room" " Billy who?" "My mom won't be long." "You got bingo too?" "I thought that just old ladies' game." "Oh, I heard That." "It's better than stay home with my father." " Mom, you know Katrina?" " Hi, Katrina." "Mrs Post is waiting in the car." "All right." "Larry!" "Dinner is ready." "Don't mind my father." "You know we call him Tiny, 'cause he doesn't have a lot of patience." " He's just droping itself." " You call him Tiny?" "Not to his face." " Well, I hope you both win." " I don't know how about you, Katrina" "But I bet you don't have much chance of winning a shitting gold Cadillac." "Turkey, chicken." "Don't fight over them." "Bye, Katrina." " Now, I am having the turkey." " I am having the turkey." " You always have the turkey." " You always have the turkey." "I am having the turkey." "Why do you have to be such a jerk?" "You should go with dad." "Make everyone happy." "Everyone except me and dad." "You'll get drunk later and throw it up." "Fuck off, Billy." "Just make sure you throw it out somewhere other than here." "It's hot, man." "Fucking hot." "You only have yourself to blame for that." " Hey, what's going on?" " What the fuck are you doing here?" " He threw fucking TV dinner at me." " Why did you do that?" "Because his..." " It was you who called earlier." " Yes, what are they?" "You hurt Billy again and I'll kick your ass, again!" "Let me see." "Oh, man!" "What is it?" "Looks like some form of trouble." "Oh, it's open." " Look what I got." " Cool." "Kro." "Yeah!" "Oh, yeah!" "Come on." "Come on, Billy." "Who was that?" "He'll be alright." "There's nothing we can do about that now." "Someone will call the ambulance." "It was an accident, Doug." "That was speeding, it wasn't anybody's fault." " Hello?" " Hi, it's mom." " Hi, mom." " Is your father home?" " No, he hasn't picked you up?" " No." "I'm sure he would be there soon." "He is not here." " Well, when did he leave?" " Oh, when did he leave?" "I..." "I don't know." "I fell asleep." "Ok?" "Bye." " Is that siren?" " What... siren?" "I don't know." "There must be an accident somewhere, or a fire." "I'm sure he will be there soon." " Okay, bye." " Okay, bye." "Oh, shit." "What if that was my father?" "Billy, did you see the car?" "Did it look like my father's car?" "Doug, gotta stay calm ok?" "Could've been anybody's car." "He's probably just running late." "Be cool, alright?" " We have to go over there." " No, we don't." "Billy, I've got to know." "We have to go over there." " Shit, the bowling ball." " The bowling ball." "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "It's his fater." "His name is Tiny Post." "Dick." "We are gonna be here for a while." "I am officer Barrett." "What is your name?" "William Conway." " Friend's name?" " Douglas Post." "The boy here is the man's son, his name is Douglas Post." "I am officer Passman, Douglas." "I'm very sorry son, but there was nothing we could do for your dad." " It was an accident?" " It was a bad accident." "I'd better take him home." " No." "Officer, I..." " It was an accident, Doug." "No." "It wasn't, damn it..." "You need a glass of water, dear." "Come with me." "That's a good idea." "Thank you, Mrs. Smolensky." "I think what he was trying to say was... his father drinks a bit." "Terrible business, this is supposed to bear." "Are you okay?" "I only ever see you when something dreadful happened." "Don't worry about a thing, I'm looking after you." "Mom!" "Mrs. Post, I'm officer Passman." "Please come to the side of the road." "We'll have a car to take you home." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Please get in." "Billy, let's go." "Let's get out of here... now!" "Billy, come on." "Here, some vomit." "It's practically the whole front page." "I don't want to see that." "What's wrong with you, Larry?" " Look, he used to be in the Navy." " What is that story?" ""Streakers in shopping spree."" "Last night, two naked teenagers wearing ski masks surprised the 80 year old cashier in Barstow a drugs and grocery store when they raced and stole a bag of candy." "Mrs. Barstow said smaller of the two individuals had a gorse gel in the middle of the back." "But she didn't see much else to distinguish the thing which was under it." "The larger one reportedly stole a bottle of whiskey from the liquer bar next door for the pair foot on foot." "Oh, it's official." "I've now heard of everything." " Where were you last night, Billy?" " I was here." "You were the one who went out." "I thought you might've gone shopping... with a friend." " Poor lady at the store." " Probably gonna thrill." "I don't know." "The newspaper said she didn't see anything to distinguish that." "Thank god." "Hi, my mom made it." "Shit!" "What'd the cop say?" "They thought it was weird." "There weren't any braking marks." "What about the bowling ball?" "They mentioned anything about it?" "No." "Was it under the car?" "I don't know." "My mother made me go." "Did you see the article on the paper about us streaking?" "It will be all right." "Come on." "Deep breath." " Who's at the door?" " It's me, Mrs. Post." "Billy Conway." "My mother made you a cake." "I knocked him with the door." "It was an accident." "Hi, Billy." "Hi" "I'm sorry about your father." " About Mr. Post." " Thank your mother for the cake." "It was a nice thought." "Trust me, Mrs. , probably better off this way." "Drop it." "No!" "Is that Tiny?" "What did he do to himself?" "ate an ice cream truck?" "Come on." "Where's your sense of humor?" "Face like yours should be used as standard equipment." " Your home is lovely." " Oh, thank you." "I love one piece of your delicious cake." "But so calm." " Oh, Bob." " Oh, excuse me a moment." "Dottie." "I'm sorry for your loss." "Yes, thank you, Becky." "Thank you." "Oh, Gloria, this is Bob... and her daughter Becky." " Nice to meet you, Gloria." " Thank you, uh..." "My son, Billy." "It's terrible." "It was so unpredictable." "I lost my wife a few years back in an accident." "I lost my daughter eight years ago." " Accident?" " Yes" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Thanks." "Oh, Dougie." "Dougie, come." "Come meet Bob." "He was a workmate of your father's." "His father was a lovely guy." "Big character." "It's a... it's really a shame." "He was very nice to my daughter and me when my Peggie passed away a few years back." "It's... it's terrible." "I feel very, very sorry for your loss." "Do not cry." "Becky." "Becky." "Darling, it's... is enough." "He's okay." "So who died?" "Oh, Louise." "Oh, my goodness!" "Louise, we are having a wake." "Of course you are." "Oh, come on, they say us you could use a cheer up." "so cheer up." "Everything is gonna be alright." "I liked what you've done." " I haven't done any thing." " Oh, well, it looks so roomier." "Dougie." "Poor Dougie." "Come on give your Auntie Louise a little kiss." "Is that a peach fuss?" "Oh, this calls for a drink." "You know what they say" "When God closes a door, he opens a beer." "I'm so so sorry." "That was so false!" "It was like singing next to the Grand Canyon." "was expecting to hear echoes." "What did you think of that guy and his daughter?" "Why do you ask?" "Do you ask..." "Do you ask..." "The guy is alright." "Don't you think?" "No, I don't think." "Anyway, there was a major flue on her daughter." "I hope this doesn't lead to an episode to a dating game." "Because of my boob I have to go to dating with his teeth." "So what do you think?" "Was it an accident or did he do it on purpose?" " It's not funny." " Not funny." "Not funny." "Not funny." "Hey, what's the matter?" "Oh!" "Oh, I always think that the next funeral would be Gene's." "I can't go home." "How is he?" "He is insane, mom." " He'll be all right." " When?" "When they are making snowballs in hell, that's when." "I walk in that house and..." "Gene is everywhere." "I wash my face, but I don't look in the mirror," "I look at the sink where the chips were taken out with a hammer we used to kill the ants." "Every morning there is a carpet with melted petch where the chemistry experiment went wrong." "Alright, you know Gene and..." "I know it's another day and..." "I can't..." "It's another day and I can't go." "You look like hell." "You always knew how to sweet talk me." "I will not signing... to divorce papers." "So let's not pretend sweet talking." "I'm not gonna come back." "What do you think they are talking about?" "Probably about how pussy you are." "Divorce, that shit." "Can you hear anything?" "His balls have been crushed." "Balls." "Wait, I can hear the father." "Father just said" "Billy is a fag." "Whatever the shit hits the van." "You are the one to check out." "Not." "Nobody is going to make out this easily." "The boys hate you." "You know that?" "No." "You have a son who is never gonna come home." "God damn as the hell's asshole, that we don't have a home for him to become home to." "What can I say?" "I'm the spokesman for the useless bastards everywhere and I'm sorry." "We can't wait for Gene to die, Gloria." "We won't waste way with him lose all feeling." "Knock it off!" "Knock it off!" " You're a drunk." " I'm not." "What the hell happened to your back?" "Billy was streaky." " I did not, he is lying." " Done with Post." "That's not." "That's completely not." " He is an alcoholic!" " Hey, hey, hey, that's enough, that's enough!" "See all the fun you have been missing at all." "Let's go." "Coming with me." "Happy now?" "What, they've got burn off the TV dinner." "Larry is more hurt than anyone." "Even Gene." "It will be better now, Mom." "I promise." "How in the hell, is that supposed to happen?" "I am divorced." "Divorced." "I have one child, who is dead, one who is a vegetable, another one who apparently is a drunk." "And you, you, who I thought I could trust, take off your clothes and run through a store, stealing things." "That wasn't me!" "I wasn't born stupid, Billy, anytime around breakfast," "I'll call your father back here." "He can take you too." "Larry threw the dinner at me and..." "I don't know, I need to not kill him, and Doug Post happened to come by." "This God damn Post." "What is the level retarded Billy are you doing, hanging around with him." "I'm not hanging around with him." "So Douglas God damn Post just happens to come by here?" "Please explain." "Yeah, he was going to the store, wanna know if we needed anything." "And you said, yeah, I need to air my balls and steal things from Bromen's." "I swear to God, if I catch you with that son of a bitch, again," "I'm gonna burn a much bigger patch on your thieving, sneaking little back." "Do you hear me?" "And you won't." "I promise." "B12." "My Doug was such a big help through everything." "I don't know what I would have done." "You know?" "Douglas is a good kid." "He was so upset." "G52." "Just like the rest of the useless bastards." " Who?" " The dull face up there with some little balls." " He is single." " I16." "U16." "What did you think of Bob?" "From the wake?" "He is very nice." "The daughter is a panoramic food displayer." "He don't have to date her." "You know there is some big ships been gone over the Naval Base tonight." "I could ring him." "If you want." "Billy thinks it's a good idea." "O68." "Did he put up to this?" "Oh, bingo!" "Bingo!" "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner." "Great." "She is finding a color skin." " Whose house is this?" " Just you way." "It's so nice finally to meet you, Billy." " Your father has told me so much about you." " He hasn't said anything about you." "Yeah, I know." "We'll keep it under wraps until we are sure, you know of us?" "Higher!" "Meet is almost ready." " So, are you sure?" " Yes, Larry, very sure." "'Cause Connie is pregnant." "Larry, honestly!" " Her brother is such a joker." " Higher!" "So you're not pregnant?" " Where did you get that idea." " Higher!" "Ray, you..." "I heard you talking about it." "Billy, push!" "We're not really sure about it." " You know, five weeks?" " Higher!" "Ray, it's on fire!" "Hey, will I pass in a crowd?" "Depends on how big it is." "Better it is as big as that blood clot on your face?" "What the hell happen now?" "We went to the fun park." " Fun park?" " Yeah, wasn't much fun." " Why are you dressed up?" " Fun park?" "Yeah, I hit my nose on the bar." "I got a date with your friend Bob." "Remember him?" "I was about to take an estrogen tablet..." "Oh!" "and nerve pill£¬ make that two nerve pills." "Earrings aren't right?" "You definitely will get a pass." "Now see if you got a trouble." "All right, I need to practice dance." "Oh!" "No, what are you doing?" "I don't know." "Maybe he hurt his leg since we saw him." "I don't care if they were both blown off at the hip." "He better drag his god damn ass to the door or I'm not going anywhere." "You get it." "You get it." "Hi, Gloria." "You look nice." " Sorry for I'm late." "I..." " That wasn't the sorry I was looking for." "You remember Billy..." "Bob?" "Hi, Billy." "Ouch!" "Billy!" "Hi!" "Come on in." " You smell nice." " I do not." "Sorry." "Look..." "You are not gonna buss my balls on that, are you?" "Look who's here." "Hi, Billy." "Hi, Mrs. Post." " My mom's gone out for her date." " Thank you for the update." "I mean, it was not she who set it up all." "Thank you." "Well, I just came by to say thanks... again." "and... see what Katrina was doing." "Bob is a very nice man." "I hope so." "Want some cake?" "Yes, we have plenty of cake." " You're full of surprises." " Surprise?" "Oh, God!" "I haven't danced in a long time!" "I assume Dottie told you about everything that's happened." "Oh, I hope so." "I hate there would be more." "I miss my father and everything, but..." "Does that sound bad?" ""I miss my father and everything," but..." "I should say it can be such a mental case when you want it to be." "I think I got to be able to make some mistakes sometimes." "My mom can get kind of screwy too." "She went full scare psychiatric at me the other night." "What did you do?" "I got caught streaking." "Streaking?" "That was you?" "Oh, my God!" "That was you?" "Who was the other guy?" "My... brother." "Werid... but okay, I guess." "My aunt Louise gave it to me." "You'll get used to it." "You wanna kiss for a while?" "Come on, streaker." "Ah..." "Yeah, okay." "Then can we get some more cake?" "Not like that." "So how did your wife die?" " Electrocuted." " Oh, God!" "Washing dishes." "Wow!" "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "It just caught me by surprises." "Electrocuted washing dishes?" "Yeah, so do I." "You would?" "Oh, God!" "Where have you been?" "At your house." "Looking for you." "The official police reporter came through says my father committed suicide." " Well, that's good, isn't it?" " No." "The insurance company doesn't pay for suicide." "We have to go to the police." "Are you crazy, Doug?" "My mom would..." "I got a mother too, you know?" "Hey, you'll be all right." "You know, like I said:" "Shit happens." " You're just gonna forget about it." " I can't." "All right?" "My mother asks me to get a crap job." "I'm messing up with school." "Hey, don't put this again with me, OK, Doug?" "Because I'll win." "I can't stop." "Look, don't go to the police." "It isn't gonna help." "You smell like perfume and... pot." " I've been with Katrina." " What do you mean?" "We smoked pot and we made out." "Can you really smell it on me?" "Hey Doug." "What if they think we did it on purpose?" "Look, I'm sorry you lost your father, but ... this could turn to a great big shit shower if you like no stop." "Gene would come with me." "He wouldn't wobble." "Yeah, it should certainly does happen." "Doug, wait." "Wait!" "Just give me a couple of days, okay?" "Just a couple." "I have to tell my mom first." "You have until Monday." " Any calls?" " No." "Hey, don't worry." "He'll call." "Yeah, and the Pope has a kid to play will mention." "What are you making?" "I made dinner." "I can't even be approximant." "I'm so hungry I could eat a crowbar and shit the "Jungle Jim"." "Good." "A louse "Lucy" have finally come handy." "Uhmm." "It's good." "You know, I'm thinking about the accident." "You missing your sister?" "No." "I mean I miss Gene." "I didn't ask you if you miss Gene." "You don't think I miss Gene?" "I asked if you missed your sister." "I don't really remember her." "How can you say that?" "I don't." "I remember her playing music, but..." "You better think good and hard, because you can do a hell of lot better than her playing music." "I'm mean Mr Post's accident." "I was talking about that one." "There's something..." "Uhm..." "You get it." "If it's Bob, tell him I'm cooking..." "Uhm... cooking dinner." "Go on, I'm busy." "For a minute." " Hello?" " Hey, Billy, dad here." " Connie thinks you great." " Is it him?" "Yes, Billy, you are so nice." "It was a nice day, wasn't it?" "Yeah" " Well, good news is..." " Who's it?" "Connie and I are getting married." "On Sunday." "We really love it if you could be there." "Oh, yeah." "Okay." "Great." "Great, I'll pick you up around 10:00, Ok?" "Yeah, Ok." " Bye." " Okay." "Sorry I cann't help ya." "Our television is a piece of crap." "Goodbye." "Somebody doing the survey." "All the left to do is signing the register record." "Congratulations, Mr and Mrs..." "Conway Kellywood." "So, this mysterious bowling ball." "You said you stole it from a car." "Which car?" "It was a black ball." "The car..." "I think the car was black." "It was a black car?" "Black or blue." "It was a dark color." "Where was it?" "Where was it?" "I'm talking to you." "I think it was on the other side of the hill." "Okay, I don't get it." "What's this all about?" "What makes two kids who've never been in trouble before suddenly start taking their clothes off and breaking into a car and stealing things?" "You do realize you are up against manslayer here?" " An involuntary mans..." " Zip it." "It was an accident." "We didn't mean to do it." "I tried to tell you guys afterwards, but..." "I got the hate-cops." "Oh, really?" "Yeah, you wouldn't believe how many good confessions were just ruined by the hate-cops." "So you returned to the scene of crime to confess?" "We had to get the bowling ball." "Oh, but it wasn't there." "So what happened to it, Billy?" "Disappeared." "Look, I admit, I wish my father was dead sometimes, but we didn't mean to kill him." "He was fat, he was supposed to died of a heart attack." "See, Billy's sneaking around." "At least he got clothes on." " What are you doing here?" " Are you gonna walk me home?" " What do you mean home?" " Connie is a cow." " Shit, Larry, did mom know you are here?" " How do you think?" "You didn't tell her about Connie is the cow." "You are the bad son." "Good luck." "Ma?" "Are you okay?" "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "I spent that shit day with Bob and..." "Bob is an idiot." " Yeah, but so was dad." " So the Christ and you." "I thought I could trust you." "Oh, what the hell else aren't you telling me." "I was trying to protect you." "I don't need protecting, Billy." "I need someone who's on my side." "I was just worried that you might take it bad." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Of course I was gonna take it bad." "Your father tried to kill himself." " What?" " Yeah, after the accident." "How the hell do you think he broke both damn ankles?" "It wasn't doing the ha-cha-cha." "The God damn branch broke." "I'm the stronger one, Billy." "I am." "I've had my share of problems, but they should been our problems, your father's and mine." "Connie..." "Damn Connie Conway." "It's Conway Kellyood." "And she is pregnant." "Look Larry already told me, so..." "Save your breath." "Mr Post's accident wasn't really an accident." " Not like everyone thinks." " What?" "Doug and I stole a bowling ball from someone's car." "I balled it." "We've just meant to be fun, but..." "But when down the hill and..." "Mr Post swift to avoid it..." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, God!" "Douglas god damn Post!" "Connie god damn..." "Conway Kellypood now..." "And, Billy, kick me in the teeth, thanks for god damn nothing little Mr Shit brings." "Anything else you've been keeping from me?" "We just went to the police station and we told them everything." "Great, perfect, and?" "They didn't find the bowling ball£¬ but they're gonna investigate further." "They thought it was a suicide and the Potion insurance dosen't pay for that." "So Doug... this god damn Post thought maybe we should confess." "Maybe it would help." "And... what part did a guilty contious plan in that?" "I thought about it." "I thought about it a lot." "Oh, my god!" "You know what's wrong with you, Billy?" "God damn brain needs more god damn brains in it?" "You're selfish." "You only think of yourself." "Just like your father." "And I've had to finish with whole punch of you!" "Just think..." "I had some hope for you." "I thought you might mount something." "I guess I should have been more specific." "God!" "I have this dream." "In it you're eight and I'm six again." "And you hold my hand, walk me through to school." "That's it." "That's the dream." "Don't lock anybody's cat in anybody's car on the hollaway's dog, just hold my hand and walk me through to school." "It's a nice day." "Wake up, Gene." "Please, wake up." "How can you just sit there?" "Mom?" "I got you something." "I thought maybe you could keep some of Linda's things in it." "One time she dressed me up like a girl." "It was gonna kill." "We have danced sometimes." "We haven't been to the cemetery in a while." "This was her favorite song." "Oh, yeah." "I was hated at this song." "Gene is getting worse, Mom." "Gene, mom is here." " I can not do this." " Yes, you can." "It looks terrible." "Gene?" "Gene?" "I was sorry I haven't been." "But..." "I'm trying." "It was viscous." "Ahh!" "Ah!" "I'm here." "Made it." "What do you want me to say?" "I'm so sorry that..." "Are you listening to me?" "Never used to hear." "In one year and... while all things straight up seem in the same year." "So, are you listening now?" "I was... always here." "And I'm here now." "I won't... come again." "I cann't..." "You've made, Gene." "A bit of light." "A shine." "Are you listening?" "Gene, it's your turn." "You have to go." "I love you, son." "Gene, I'm gonna go with mom." "You coming, Larry?" "Do you hate me?" "No." "Larry?" "How could you do that?" "How could I not?" "Your son and Douglas Post came forward a few days ago and claimed that they were responsible for Douglas's father's death." "Yes, Billy told me that." "I was shocked." "You could not be over with the dessert spoon and then eat me with it." "Right, well..." "We'd like to question them futher down of the investigation." "You need to come with me." "Oh, Billy, you're hell of sleepy." "Don't you a friend yet to me?" "I think they were some cousins marriges on their father's side." "You might like to engage a lawyer." "Larry, okay." "Have you had enough of the fun." "Now tell the officers what you told me." "About what?" "Apparently, so my son tells me the post dope came up with this whole bowling ball paper so his family couldn't get the insurance money." " I didn't tell you that." " No, Billy did." "After you told me that they were here all night." "What can I tell you?" "Billy is an idiot." "I was like yourselves, gentlemen." "I swallowed the whole story like it was a shit cake covered in a rich chocolate sauce." "I assure you, madam, we din't swallow anything." "So Larry, I'd like to hear from you." "In your own words." "What happened?" "Uhmm?" "She hadn't asked why we were here." "All night." "We had TV dinners." "I guess the real question is:" "Do you have the bowling ball?" " No." " No." "Bingo!" " Are you sure?" " Yeah." " No." " It wasn't enough?" "No!" "Sorry, everyone." "Sorry." "False alarm." "Just testing the Bingo alarm." "Bingo!" "The last number called was G49." "Let's continue." "O63." "Thank you." "I27." "I have to hand to you." "You got a real talent causing car crashes." "You're stashed." "No, I'm serious." "You should take ball." "I mean, two, two fatal crashes and Mr. Smolensky." "You're amazing." "May not you." "You really are." "And me..." "I just had the one crush." "That's totally fucked me up." "Oh, yeah." "Thanks for the alibi, huh, Larry?" "Sure, no problem, bro." "I just left him." "Gene, I went back." "He... he is..." "Where is mum?" "Bingo." "Bingo." "I can't handle things with you, dude." "Billy." "How do you do it?" "How do you not feel anything?" "I feel things." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "It's not your fault." "Katrina is not here." "I know." "Sorry about the insurance." "I think my mom was a bulldozer in the past life." "Do you have any bandages?" "B3." "Excuse me, is there a Gloria Conway here?" "Yeah, that would be me." " You have a phone call." " That would be her." "Follow me it's of the back." "That would be me again." "G50." "Gene used to be the center of the universe." "He's still a big bowl." "I try really hard to forget, you know?" "But everything lust happened, it just..." "I don't think we should hang out any more." "My mother freaked out when I told her what we did." "Thanks." "What about Katrina?" "Do you like her?" "I guess." "Hanging out with you was like getting Gene back." "It was." "It was..." "It was better." "It was great." "Until everything when... shit shaved." "Doug, I'm not exactly a lucky charm." "Someone's here." "Shit, it's my mother." "You are not supposed to be here." "Quick, hide." "Hurry up." "Did we just go to a bingo partner?" "Or did I have a eye's flash back?" "Just say no to drugs." "You are home early." "Gene Conway died." "Oh, sweetheart!" "It's Okay!" "It's Okay." "It was a long time coming." "It's for the best." "It's a pity that he could have buried his mother here years ago." "It saved a lot of grief." "I could've seen that picture of you two with... in your bedroom." "Maybe you should go look for it." "You never know what's waiting around the corner." "It could be an accident or it might be a wonderful surprise." "Larry, for instance, now he and Katrina were going steady." "You could note Billy over with the dessert spoon." "Gloria hugged Douglas Post at the funeral." "That was a big dessert spoon moment." "Connie had a 10 pound baby girl, named Cassandra Constance Conway Kellywood." "Ray was overjoyed." "And Billy's supurise is yet to come." "I have only one regret in my life, dear Bill." "I'm sorry you had seen Mr. Smolensky die in that awful way." "You couldn't have thought that." "It was an accident." "I could have prevented it." "More of the point you couldn't have, nor could you have saved him." "Some things are just meant to be." "Set as they are." "We all pay for our mistakes, Billy." "You've paid for yours long before you made them." "Now you gotta stop paying." "See what the world has to offer." "What am I gonna do with it?"