"I heard this guy is really cute." "I hope so." "He's auditioning for Cute Guy Number 2." "No, but he's cuter than the guy that we cast as Cute Guy Number 1." "Are you sure?" "Because Cute Guy Number 1 was really cute." " What's his name again?" " Conner Hinton." "Why does that name sound so familiar?" "Didn't he play Cute Guy In Boat on Dawson's?" "No, not that." "Conner Hinton." "How do I know this guy?" "[Soft rock music plays]" "ASHLEY:" "You went out with him on a date." "You said you'd call him and you never did." "That's the one." "I can't go in there." "He's gonna hate me." "[Mary-Kate sighs]" " You're enjoying this, aren't you?" " I have to say that I am." "Quick, give me the phone." "Hello?" "Conner?" "It's Mary-Kate." "I just wanted to thank you for that date." "I know it was three months ago, but I lost your number." "Hopefully I'll see you soon." "Bye." " Okay." "Let's go." " You're good." "I do what I can." "Conner!" "What a coincidence!" "[Theme song plays]" "[Upbeat instrumental music]" "I don't know what I'm doing this summer." "Last summer I went to fat camp." "But then I lost 42 pounds, so fat camp won't take me." "For starters, you could finish this pie." "Thanks." "This has been the most incredible first date of my life." "Dinner at the Pier, holding hands under the stars... helping those rescuers roll the beached whale into the ocean." "And for a girl like me who doesn't even like fish." "You do realize the beached whale thing wasn't planned." "It just kind of happened." "Riley." "I'm just gonna go ahead and say good night now." "Yeah, good night, sport." "LENNON:" "I'll be right back." "CHLOE:" "I'll miss you." "What?" "You'll miss him?" "My poor Chloe." "How much you have to learn about dating." "He's the hunter, you're the prey." "The prey doesn't run up to the hunter yelling, "Shoot me!" No." "You have to hop, hop, hop on your little bunny legs and get away!" "Run, bunny, run!" "Cammie, you're scaring me." "Dating is war and you need to be prepared." "This book will tell you all you need to know... about how to land and keep a man." "And this is Page 35." "I used it to wipe up a latte." "But don't worry, if you keep up the desperate act... you won't get past Page 12." "Hey, Chloe." "Did you miss me?" "No." "[Fast-paced instrumental music]" "I heard you had a date last night with Riley." "We went to the mall." "I take all the ladies to the mall." " What did you do next?" " Coffee." "Dude, I'm talking end of the night." "Maybe I'm not much of a talker." "I know Riley Carlson." "Nothing happened." "I'm not saying." "Todd, are you or are you not the man?" "I guess I'm the man?" "[Todd yelling triumphantly]" "LENNON:" "Can I talk to you for a second?" "CHLOE:" "Hey, Lennon." "CHLOE:" "Rule number one:" "Don't appear too eager." "I mean...hey." "Listen, there's gonna be a meteor shower tonight." "You interested?" "I'd love to." "CHLOE:" "Rule number two:" "Never accept a date... with less than three days notice." "But I have many other plans." "Several different kinds, actually." "How about Friday?" "Some of the slow meteors might still be falling." "CHLOE:" "Wednesday, one." "Thursday, two." "Friday, three." "I'd love to." "[Boys chattering]" "So who are we mocking?" "Riley, that would be you." "That's rude." "They're just talking about your date with Todd." "What?" "The coffee or the boring stories?" "I'm talking about what happened at the end of the end of the night." "The charity hug?" "Call it what you want." "But right now, as far as this school is concerned..." "Todd is the man." "[Instrumental pop music]" "Macy, ready for our big lunch?" "We had a lunch." "Jake, I'm really sorry." "Can we can do it tomorrow?" "No problem." "Any day is fine." "The important thing is we're working on us." "Our marriage." "That's sweet." "That necklace, that was an anniversary gift." "Yeah." "Our 10th." "Drinks at Neptune's Net, candlelight dinner." "Then we went swimming under that big full moon." "You weren't wearing anything but that necklace." "And you weren't wearing anything but that watch I gave you." "You know what?" "Forget lunch." "What do you say Saturday... you and I go out and we recreate our 10th anniversary?" "Jake, I'd love to." "I'll wear the necklace, and you wear the watch." " You still have it, don't you?" " Have it?" "Are you kidding?" "Goodbye schedules!" "Goodbye deadlines!" "Goodbye Jake Carlson being a slave to the crummy clock!" "Yes!" "Sorry!" "I know exactly where it is." "[Fast-paced instrumental music]" "You!" "Riley, what's up?" "What've you been up to?" "Apparently, a lot." "What have you been telling people about our date?" "Just that we had a good time." "You know, the mall, the coffee... our special good-night." "Why would you lie to your friends?" "Why would you tell them something happened... when you know nothing did?" "Sorry." " Todd, who's the man?" " I'm the man!" "[Todd exclaiming]" "So what were you saying again?" "You are such a loser." "[Fast-paced instrumental music]" "Riley!" "Hey!" "Don't mind me." "I'm just gonna stay here for a while." "Maybe read or listen to some CDs." "Riley, shouldn't you be in school?" "Okay, so here's what I'm thinking." "Home school me." "It's not like you're doing anything." " Is this about a test?" " No, it's none of that stuff." "I mean, "Who's the man?" "You're the man."" "It's the stupid stuff that all the stupid guys say." "After going on a date, they make up rumors about stuff that didn't happen." " Is that what happened to you?" " It's not just Todd!" "It's everything!" "Hanging out at the mall." "Who's hanging out with who." ""Don't talk to that kid." "He's not cool." "He works at the hot dog stand."" "Honey, those guys have really lame hats." "You didn't get a job there, did you?" "RILEY:" "Dad!" "Why is it so important what you look like?" "It all seems so shallow and superficial." "I spent $100 on these shoes, and I don't even care." "JAKE:" "Honey, I spent $100 on those shoes." "RILEY:" "Whatever, Dad." "It's like nothing feels the same as it used to." "Honey, maybe it's the real you." "It's trying to come out but it's not quite sure how." "It's part of growing up." "You're telling me the senior year story, aren't you?" "I'm afraid I can't help myself." "My friends, they knew what they wanted to do." "Be a cop." "Go to college." "Become a lawyer." "But me, I heard this inner voice saying:" ""Jake, that's not the real you."" "I struggled with it." "But you know what?" "I finally came clean and I told my friends..." "I am going to the fashion institute." "I'm gonna learn how to design a dress." "Talk about the rumor mill." "Tell you what." "Nobody was going around saying, "Jake's the man."" "What I'm trying to say is... if you hear the beat of a different drummer... then follow it wherever it takes you." "Just know that I'll always support you and be proud of you." "Thanks, Dad." "Does this mean I can skip the rest of the day of school?" "Absolutely not." "Follow your drummer right back to class." "[Rock song plays]" "Dude, who wears hats like that?" "I mean, that's so like Seattle, 1993." "That guy is up there sharing his pain... expressing his feelings, and all you see is the hat?" "If you're gonna criticize, at least look at his socks." "They don't even match." "Riley?" "It's one thing to take a girl to a Russian restaurant... but when you ordered the boiled potatoes in Russian... my heart skipped a" "CHLOE:" "Rule number four:" "Don't gush over him." "You'll look desperate." "But then again, who doesn't speak Russian?" "[Says "no" in Russian]" "[Lennon laughs]" "CHLOE:" "Rule number 12:" "Under no circumstances... should you kiss him until the third date." "These biscotti are good." "Here, try one." "Riley?" "[People applauding]" "Sorry." "What?" "I've been trying to take your order for the past five minutes." "I'll take another latte." "Sorry, my shift ended three minutes ago." "You almost ready to go, Riley?" "Actually, I'm gonna hang out here for a while." "Okay." "You were really good." "Especially that song about... people who buy jeans with the holes already in them." " I really liked that one." " Thanks." "You know, I do a little bit of writing, too." "One of those summer vacation essays?" "Actually, I wrote a really good one about our family trip to Yosemite." "We saw a bear." "But it was just because my dad left the food out." "I'm making your point now, aren't I?" "It's okay." "I used to have to write those, too, before I left high school." " You dropped out?" " No, I graduated early." "I wanted to work on my music." "Plus, I couldn't stand the people." "Now I just write about them in my songs." "Well, it was nice talking to you." " I'm Nick." " I'm Riley." "I'll watch for your CD." "I'll be back here tomorrow if you'd rather catch it live." "And if you want to hang out again, my set ends at 11:30." "I...." "What?" "Past your curfew?" "No." "I'll be here." "[Upbeat pop instrumental music]" "Is it better to kiss Lennon on Wednesday... or wait another three days to kiss him on Saturday?" "Why don't you just kiss him when you feel like it?" "And ruin my relationship?" "Are you crazy?" "That's not how love works." "Look, this book has helped me get Lennon exactly where I want him." "JENNY:" "Sure." "Tonight would be great." " Perfect." "I'll see you then." " Okay." "[Instrumental pop music]" ""A blur of purple and gold" ""A jump and a swish" ""Nothing but net The crowd roars, 'Go Lakers!" "'"" "[Boys cheering]" "Thank you, Larry." "Next up is Riley Carlson." ""She looks around her and the world is filled with empty faces" ""Hollow eyes demand allegiance to these narrow spaces" ""Inside her grows a secret flower Thorny and wild" ""Risen from the long-forgotten garden of a child"" "I don't get it." "I think she should see the guidance counselor." "What's wrong with you people?" "I totally get it." "It's about the Clippers, right?" "[Fast-paced instrumental music]" " Can I see?" " Why not?" "I've already humiliated myself in front of the entire class." "Looks like there's more to the Malibu princess than meets the eye." "Riley, you better be drinking only decaf." "Manuelo, what are you doing here?" "I was making Mr. Coffee for tomorrow morning... and I realized that we were catastrophically low on beans." "So I thought I'd come here and get the hazelnut blend... that you two like so much." "Who is your be-hatted friend?" "That's Nick." "Too bad you're busy, or else I'd introduce you." "Hello, Nick." "I am Manuelo." "I am Riley's nanny." "You have a nanny?" "No, not a nanny." "Why would I need a nanny?" "Manuelo is our coffee guy." ""Not a nanny."" "Who is the one that diapered your wet behind... when you were a "bombencencita"?" "Manuelo!" "The hazelnut is gonna run out any second." "Are we still on for tonight?" "I think you better go let your coffee guy tuck you in." "Later." "[Soft instrumental music]" "Is this seat taken?" " I thought you had a date tonight." " How did you know?" "Bunnies have big ears." "Chloe, you started acting all weird." "Not calling me back, stuffing biscotti in my mouth." " I thought you didn't like me." " No, Lennon" "CHLOE:" "Rule number 17:" "Never be the first one to admit your feelings." "Will you shut up?" "I didn't say anything." "I don't care about how many rules I'm breaking." "I like you." "A lot." "And I want to see you every day, not every three days." "And I want to be able to tell you everything." "And most of all, I want to kiss you." "I have to do one thing first." "[Soft rock song plays]" "That was beautiful." "I totally get just what he was saying." "He ripped off your Clippers poem." "It's supposed to be about longing, expectations, and shattered dreams." "Riley, you wrote that song?" " I didn't know you were a songwriter." " Neither did I." "He's cute in that "I'm begging someone to dress me" kind of way." "You should totally take him to the mall." "[Riley laughs nervously]" " You sang my poem." " You mean your song." "So I'm a songwriter now?" "Riley Carlson, songwriter and ex-Malibu princess." "If you wanna hang out, my friend is having this party." "I'd love to get your feedback on some song ideas." "I wouldn't miss it." "Chloe, Nick's friends are having this party, and I was just" "Don't worry." "I'll cover for you." "Sometimes, we all have to break the rules a little." "[Romantic instrumental music]" "JAKE:" "To love." "To renewing our commitment." "And to loving each other till the end of time." "Jake, that was beautiful." "Jake, I need the watch." "My girlfriend's on her way." "I want the watch." "What's going on?" "Macy, I got a confession to make." " Come on." "She'll be here in a minute." " All right." "Look, when I dropped out, quit my job and left you..." "I threw the watch in the Pacific." "My girlfriend found it and she gave it to me." " I told him he could borrow it for the night." " Thank you, George." "No problem, buddy." "I'll just...." "Bartender, can I have a beer?" "JAKE:" "Macy, I'm sorry." "That was the old me." "The confused me." "I didn't know what I wanted then." "But I do know now." "And it's you." "Oh." "Jake, the watch is just a symbol." "A very expensive symbol." "What's real is what you're expressing for me now." "And that's what I never want thrown away or lost." "Come on." "Let's get out of here." "Give that man his watch back." "I thought we were gonna recreate our anniversary." "Maybe this time we'll do it wearing a little less." "And you're gonna toss the necklace." "Are you kidding?" "These are real emeralds." "[Soft instrumental music]" "Chloe." "What's going on?" "I need to hear about your date with Lennon." "It's 1:00 in the morning." "Come on, tell me about your date so you can hear all the details in mine." "There's details?" " There was a kiss." " Me, too." " Was yours worth breaking curfew?" " Absolutely." "You know, we should have a little talk with Mom about this curfew thing." "I mean, we're young adults now." "We're in relationships." "We can stay up till 1:00." "Right, Riley?" "[Instrumental pop music]" "DIRECTOR:" "Cut!" "That's a wrap, people." "Thank you." "Nice work, Mary-Kate, Ashley." "ASHLEY:" "Have a good weekend." "Bye." "MAN:" "Don't forget to turn in your timecards." "MARY-KATE:" "Bye, everyone." "DIRECTOR:" "Bye." "Next week's show should be so much fun." "Riley breaks up with Cute Guy Number 1 to go with Cute Guy Number 2." "ASHLEY:" "Did you call Conner to tell him he got the part?" "No." "Was I supposed to?" "Yeah, you said you'd call him right after the audition." "You said, "Great job." "I'll call you later."" "Oh, my gosh!" "I can't believe I forgot to call him again." "Conner?" "Hi, it's Mary-Kate." "Good news." "No, not a date." "Even better." "You got the part." "[Theme song plays]" "English SDH subtitles conformed by SOFTITLER" "English" " SDH"