" Previously on "AllStars..."" " Whoo, girl." "All is not lost." " No way." " You still have a chance to return." " Wait, does this mean I get to come back?" " For your revenge." " What?" " Alyssa Edwards, sashay away." " I am sick of hearing them say, you can wear shit on stage, but it's okay 'cause you're Alyssa." "It was sloppy." "To me, she was more concerned about throwing you two under the bus during deliberations." " Oh, my God!" " Trust the Duchess." "It ain't over just yet, baby." " Oh, my God!" " Bitch!" " What's going on here?" " Do you remember when you were in high school on the phone and you were like, girl," "I can't stand her, she is so fake." "And then your friend was like, well, Melissa, what do you think about that?" "And they were on three-way." "Phi Phi's crack was that three-way phone call in high school cracked." "(laughs)" " (cheering)" " Oh, no, no, no!" " Come on." "(cheering)" " Oh, the two-in-one look." " What's up, hookers?" " Oh!" " Come on, Minj." " Aw!" " Whoo!" " Oh!" " Oh!" " I'm back, back, back, back, back again." " Oh, my God." " So Phi Phi was just running off at the mouth about Alyssa, and then all of a sudden, there's Alyssa staring dead in her eyes, and it's like..." " Before we go on, Phi Phi obviously has a lot to say." " I mean, if you want to act all foolish in front of the cameras, we could, but you said yourself it's not personal, it's drag." "These are my opinions." " So why couldn't you say that to me, though?" " I didn't need to." "I was sitting there" " You're that girl." "I knew you were." " You know what?" "You're looking foolish by sitting there and acting like a child." " So you know what?" " So you can do that and that'll be cute." "I'm done." " Let me just respond to this real quick." "I ain't never been nobody to not be 100 to the face." "I didn't throw you or you under the bus." "Did I say everything I said to you to y'all?" "Did I not over there?" " You did, you did." " Thank you." " All right." "You can play the victim, go ahead." " Being the victim of what, girl?" "I just sat right there and heard everything you had to say, and you didn't say none of that to me." "I was just in the room with you." "We grown folk, but okay." " I think it's funny that you do want to come in and play the victim, because you had no problem sending me home last week, girl." " Oh, I'm nobody's victim." "I had no problem sending you home." "I gave a reasoning why I did, too." " But I felt like your reasoning was bullshit." " I say consistency." "It was not personal." " I didn't say it was personal." " That was a really tough night, because I was expecting to go home." " Yeah, well, and I wouldn't have let you go home." " What?" " I feel like you deserved to stay." " Last week, the bottom two were Ginger and Katya." "So are you basically saying you wanted me to choose Katya to go home, and then you would nominate yourself to go home instead of her?" "I smell a stunt." "Ginger, she just came off of winning." "If it was a strategic way," "I probably would've sent her home." " Okay." " I just think my issue has been standing there hearing that I throw people under the bus." "That's not me." "That's not my gig." "Never has been." "Never will be." " I said I felt." "Now, if you want to sit there and talk shit about how I'm feeling, then that just speaks on your character." "I said I felt, coming from sitting there" " Relax, Phi Phi, relax." "Take a deep breath, sweetie." " Don't try to play the victim, boo." "Alyssa's trying to play this little victim card in front of everybody, and I'm not buying that." "Girl, you threw people under the bus." "You're just upset that I called it out and you had to hear that I called it out." " Everything I heard and knew about her," "I'm glad she validated it." " You can say whatever you want, but you know what, I played fair." "I played who I thought Ru was gonna go home, so do not get mad because I said that I was gonna play it that way." "You choose to do what you want with someone else's words and let them affect you, and that's exactly what she's doing right now." "You can't get upset because you were eliminated and someone had their opinions on why you should be gone." " Miss Phi Phi is getting defensive." "Here's my thing." "I don't mind all the theatrics, but if you gonna be loud and rowdy-rowdy and think you're a bawdy-bawdy bitch, stand up and be one." "But, girl, don't be weak sauce." " It's about to get real interesting." " The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars"" "receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics, a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $100,000." " ¶ Drag Race, may the best woman ¶" "¶ Best woman win ¶" " Back to the back, back, back, back, back, back, back." "I'm here!" " Welcome back." " Well, hello to you!" " So we were the top five, and now we are the top nine again." "We don't know how this is gonna go down." "I don't know what's going on." "I'm just here to look pretty, that's it." " Hello, hello, hello." "Oh, my God." "Welcome back, strangers." " Hey." " It's time for the returning queens to get their revenge, and I can't wait to see who gets the last laugh." " Oh, God." " Because for this week's AllStar maxi challenge, you'll be doing a stand-up comedy show, and you'll be doing it... in pairs." " Oh, ho, ho, ho." " The top two returning queens will lip sync for $10,000 and the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop." "But most importantly, get the right to return to the competition." "#RevengeOfTheQueens" " I'm good with this." "I'm good." " And one other small little detail." "Tomorrow, you'll be performing in front of a live audience packed with Drag Race Aluminati." " Oh, ho!" " You know, the queens you beat out to make it here on "AllStars."" " Oh, God." "If we don't get pelted with rotten vegetables, they're just gonna be sitting there stone-faced with their eyes crossed, giving us the middle finger." " Now, the returning queens get to pick their comedy partner from those still in the competition, starting with the last queen eliminated." "Alyssa Edwards." " I need a redo, so I pick Alaska." " Ooh." " Girl, I choose Alaska because I have something to prove to her as a partner." "I'm gonna make it count." " Ginger Minj." " I'm gonna pick my BFF, Katya." " Oh, thank God." "(laughs)" " Tatianna." " I think I'm gonna go with Detox." "I picked Detox to be my partner because she's funny, she's dirty, and she's not Phi Phi or Roxxxy." "Choices." " And Coco Montrese, who do you choose?" " I'm gonna go with Phi Phi." " Phi Phi." "Roxxxy Andrews, since no one picked you, you'll be working solo as the emcee of the show." "And if you win, you will have the power to chop a bottom queen and decide which one of the eliminated queens gets to return." " What shit!" " Can we start over?" "(laughs)" " Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best AllStar win." " So we know what my character is." "I'm Ru's cousin from the projects." " I think I'm just gonna do my ghetto chola." " Okay, that'll work." " I'm not good at writing standup comedy." "But I was thinking, like, maybe we could pick apart our flaws." " I'm fine with that." " And we can talk about how I'm no longer orange." " Girl, and I went from orange to fudge." " You went from orange to fudge." "(laughs)" " And they think you have many faces, that type of thing." " I'm gonna be honest with you." "I think it's only one person in this room that feels that way about me." "and I think that's bullshit." "Like this beef with Alyssa." "I didn't come here for that." "I mean, I've worked so hard with how to control things, and I almost let someone bring me back to that unhappy place." " Yeah, but this the thing." "Focus on you, 'cause mama got to go to work." "I really don't want to get into this conflict between Alyssa and Phi Phi 'cause I'm trying to get back in the game." "Oh, these girls." "Oh." " Coming up..." " I'm so glad that I got to you in time, though." " Girl, in time for what?" " Oh." "Mama, did you forget?" "I have the audition today." " Time out." "You got to make it funny." " Bea and I met at our friend Patty's" "Pooches with Prolapse garden party." "(bleep) were out." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " So Ru tells us in our maxi challenge this week, the girl that has been eliminated who wins is going to be sending home somebody who's already here." "So it's their turn to get their Ru-venge." " So the last time we were paired together, you ended up being in the bottom and going home." " You got me." " I don't know who sent you home." "Whoever did, I will never forgive them." " No, girl." "Even though Alaska chose me to leave the competition..." " Alyssa Edwards." " I still have so much mad respect for her, and I feel like the respect is mutual between us." " Okay, I think we need to play to your strengths." " Yes." " Your strengths are off-the-cuff buffoonery, responsive, like you're-- - (laughs)" " Yes, exactly." " Let's do it." " For this challenge," "I really want Alyssa to have the freedom to go off on Alyssa Edwardian tangents, 'cause that's when she's really funny and that's when she succeeds." " You make an outline, I can go with it on the fly." "Now, I'm gonna have my cleft notes." " Cliff's notes." "Like the person's name is Cliff." " Cliff's?" "Who told you that?" " I read them." "They're books." " Yes, exactly." " (laughs)" " Hi." " Hi." " How are you feeling?" " Hosting is what I do and I can do my best..." " Right." " On my own." "I don't want what happened last week, as far as the teams, you know, somebody outshining me." "And I would really love to win this just to prove it to myself." " Yeah." " Winning at being pretty in challenge, I get it." "That's what I do." "Being funny and showing that I've grown would mean even more to me." " You know how to fuckin do this shit." " Oh, girl." " Katya and Ginger Minj." " Hi." " Don't walk that fast." "I have asthma." " So today, we have a coaching session with Ross Matthews and special guest Chelsea Peretti, who is hilarious." "I love her." " (Russian accent) Good evening, everybody." "My name is Ekatarina Petrovisamochkiva." "I flew here all the way from Russia, and, boy, are my arms covered in track marks." " (laughs)" " And I flew here in first class, because unlike some," "I actually made it to the top three of season 7." " All right, stop." "What is the idea?" " So it's like we're friends, but I'm like the Russian hooker and she's the" " Southern country belle." "We kind of based it on the fact that a lot of fans were saying to her," ""Why are you friends with Ginger"" "She's a bitch."" " You should explain that." " Yeah, like people think we wouldn't be friends 'cause I'm a this and I'm a that." "So that'll really set the stage of who you are." " As different as those two things can be." " As different as those things can be" " No, no, I'm just saying like... (all laugh)" " I am so grateful to be going into this challenge with Katya." "This is just the pairing that I need for a successful week for me." " My name is Lydia Ladybits." " And I'm Beatrice Backdoor." " Bea and I met at our friend Patty's" "Pooches with Prolapse garden party last year." " Everyone was wearing pink socks." " Mm-hmm, yes." "The assholes were out." "(laughs) I took the whole family to Key West." " Isn't that the gayest place on Earth?" " I got to learn a lot about the Key West culture." " Like what?" " They love AIDS." " Wha--wha--what?" " Lemonades, limeades, orangeades." " Hearing aids?" " Of course." " Oh, okay." " Maybe." " It's a risk." " It is." "There was a lot of crassness going on here." " Yeah, I think you should lean into the socialite thing a little bit more." " Because if it's the same note over and over of how can I gross you out..." " Okay." "Choices." "I've got a lot on the line here." "I don't want my failure on Snatch Game to be my defining moment in this competition." "So we really have to work this one out." " Girl, it's nothin' on, goin' on out here, honey." " I'm so glad that I got to you in time, though." " Girl, in time for what?" " Oh, mama, did you forget?" "I have the audition today." "I'm planning on leaving this life behind me." " You should let me do your makeup." " You'd do that for me?" " Time out." "So that's great." " Okay." " But you gotta make it funny." " Okay." " Let's just go with it." " I can't go with it if I don't know where I'm going." "Um, okay." " Let's go with the original." " Whatever you say." " Okay." "How's that singing career going?" " (off-key) Mi, mi." "¶ Jumping from car to car ¶" " Whoa, whoa." "I think I got something." " Oh, what's this?" " It's a key since you can't seem to find one." " Oh." " All right." "That's good." "That's a joke." "Oh, my God, you need jokes." " I'm not Bianca del Rio, you know." "This stuff just doesn't come out of my mouth." "Somebody's gonna be leaving and somebody's gonna be returning." "There's a lot of pressure now." "Okay." " I could tell Phi Phi ain't all there right now." "And I think that fight with Alyssa is still on Phi Phi's mind." "Let it go." " Can we talk?" " Mm-hmm." " Like, what I said last week, it was just how I was feeling in that moment." " The only thing that bothered me is, like," "I've never been one to like throw people under the bus." "When, in fact, people in your season, that's exactly what they said you did the whole season." " No, actually, if you ask everybody and they admit it, even Alaska, that Sharon threw me under the bus." "I didn't throw anybody under the bus." " Here's my thing." "If someone's gonna own up to being the bitch role, just be unapologetic." " But that's not what my intentions were." " But you were the name-caller." "You called me a victim." " Okay." "Well, from my side, that's what it looked like." "And you know what, the costume thing, let's be real." "Have they not said already before, like, it's okay 'cause it's you." "You can fart on stage and they're just gonna be like, oh, it's okay, it's you." " But let's be real." "We all got different drags." "Alaska's drag wouldn't look good on me." " I'm not saying that, but" " Your drag wouldn't look good on me." " I feel like my words are getting twisted." " No, I didn't" " That's not what I mean." " I think Phi Phi is so talented, but she is spending so much time second-guessing everything she does." "Is it gonna be liked?" "Is the fans gonna receive it?" "Is she getting a redemption story?" "Girl, breathe and let it go, because all that matters is you just being you and showing your creativity." "Look, we can squash it, girl." "I love what you do, so I'm like," "I don't want to sit there and fight with you." " Done." "Now give me a hug." "This is stupid and I'm glad it's squashed and I'm glad that we were able to find, like, this happy medium." "Like, we can agree to disagree." "Now get away from my station." "(laughs)" " That was just like Obama hugging Donald Trump." "Uh-uh." "I ain't buying it." " Coming up..." " This one right here has more fish than an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet." " I'm sure you know all about the buffet, you know, because you're fat." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " ¶ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ¶" "¶ Head to toe, let your whole body talk ¶" "¶ Cover girl ¶" " Whoo!" "(applause)" " Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars."" "And tonight, the whole family is back together." "This week, we challenged our AllStars to perform standup comedy in front of an audience overflowing with Drag Race royalty." "And, tonight, the returning queens have a chance to earn their way back into the competition." "Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win." "(cheers and applause)" " Hi, everybody!" "Well, I'm gonna be your hostess and emcee." "I'm just gonna start off with saying I'm sorry." "So how many of y'all saw season 5?" "Season 5 "RuPaul's Drag Race?"" "(cheer and applause) You saw the roast?" "Yeah, I sucked." "I sucked more than Michelle Visage at a truck stop with a roll--with a-- with a glory hole, right?" "So listen, I'm here to, you know, just struggling." "Another thing I struggle with is my weight." "Anybody struggle with weight?" " Whoo!" " Yeah, girl, I mean, I just don't know how to get rid of those extra pounds." "And these damn airports." "You know, the bags can only be 50 pounds, and it costs a lot of money to looks this cheap, you know." "But I'm so excited." "Are y'all ready for some real comedy?" " Yeah!" "(cheers and applause)" " 'Cause I'm dying up here, ladies and gentlemen." "Now, I'm not the funniest." "(all laugh)" " You killed that one, sis." " First up out of the gate, besides myself, is these two girls." "One thing that they do love is the color orange." "Coco Montrese and Phi Phi O'Hara!" "(cheers and applause)" " Whoo." "Hey, daddy." " Oh, my God, coquita!" "There you are!" "How's everything out here on the strip tonight?" " Oh, girl, it ain't goin' too good, honey." "The last John I sat on, whoo, I had Mexican food." "It wasn't that good." " Oh, man, I'm so sorry to hear that." "But I have a little favor to ask of you." " What you want, girl?" " Think you could do my makeup?" " Sit down." "I got my good stuff." " Oh, my God, I'm so excited." "You know, every time I'm on like your social medias and stuff..." " Mm-hmm." " I'm always looking at your pictures and I'm like, oh, my God, no filters." " Mm-hmm." " Okay, well, first tell me, what is the first step in this, you know, coquita makeup tutorial?" " First, you gotta take that bag of cheesy chips, girl." " Okay, okay." " Crush it up real good." " Okay, okay." " Then you gotta--you--you gotta just take it and beat that face." "I mean, girl, you got to beat it." "Beat it like you stole something." "Girl, what's this audition for anyway?" " Oh, well, I'm gonna be an actress." " Girl, I hope it's not a musical." "You know, any instrument you play, you gotta blow." " Oh, that's not true, mama." "I've been writing a lot of stuff." "(off-key) ¶ Jump in a car ¶" "¶ And jump out ¶" "¶ The cops will come and put their hands on the hood ¶" " Oh, oh, oh, girl, hold on, hold on." "Hold on, girl." "I got something for you." " What's this?" " I got you a key." " A key?" " 'Cause you can't seem to find one, girl." " Coco and Phi Phi are not so much doing a comedy routine, but a live-action off, off, off, off Broadway theater production of Hookers at the Point." " Coming up..." " Alyssa, describe Michelle Visage in one word." "Go." " Beast!" "(silence)" "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Hey there." "What seems to be going on?" " (laughs)" " So Roxxxy was bombing up here, so yeah, she asked me to come and finish the show for her." "You don't want to see any more of her, right?" "My name is Tosha Salad." "I was on Season 5 of "RuPaul's Drag Race."" "Do you remember?" "I am so excited to be here." "I just got off the best Italian vacation." "I was over in the beautiful Thousand Island on a beautiful ranch." "And let me tell you," "I flew in just to try and save her ass." "Are you ready for some more comedy?" "Are you ready?" "Are you ready?" "Are you ready?" "Ladies and gentleman, she is the blue cheese to the other one's crumbles." "Make some noise." "This is Alyssa Edwards and Alaska!" "(cheers and applause)" " My name is Alaska, just like the state." " My name is Alyssa Edwards, and this definitely ain't nobody's secret that this gigarama is completely full of buffoonery, wiggery and straight-up tomfoolery." "(laughter)" " Totally." "(laughter)" "Alyssa, we're in the company of some amazing queens tonight." " Where?" "(laughter)" " Ouch." "Detox and Tatianna are here." " The Hills Have Eyes, part 2, the remix." " Bam." "Alyssa, describe Michelle Visage in one word." "Go." " Beast." "(laughter)" " Burn." "(laughter)" "Alyssa, I want to thank you so much for being my partner tonight." "Don't worry." "If drag doesn't work out, you'll always have something to fall back on." "Your back rolls." "(cheers and applause)" " These next two girls, let me tell you, they are so nutty." "Besides Wal-marts-- walnuts and almonds, these are my favorite nuts, ladies and gentlemen." "Make some noise." "This is Ginger Minj and Katya." "(cheers and applause )" " Hello." "It's not the first time she's gotten clap from a room full of people." "Well, hey, y'all, how are you?" "You know, I'm so excited to be here tonight sharing this stage with my BFF Katya." "(cheers and applause )" "Now, I know most of you might be sitting out there asking yourself, self-- that's what you say." "You say, self, now how does a delicate, petite, little cross-dresser for Christ become best friends with a disease-riddled, low-rent Russian whore?" " You see, I spend most of my time on my back, while she tries to find someone to shave hers." " It's funny 'cause it's true." "Seriously, this one right here has more fish than an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet." " That's funny, Ginger." "I'm sure you know all about the buffet, you know, because you're fat." " Shut up!" "I will turn you into immigration, Balki, all right?" " But through it all, we have plunged head first into the most beautiful friendship, and we have never looked back." "Mostly because she doesn't have a neck and she can't really turn her head." "Thank you all so much." "Good night." " No, bitch, get back here." "I got asthma, but I will catch you!" " Ladies and gentlemen, do I look a little slimmer to you, like I lost some weight?" "Do you want to know my secret?" "I started using light dressing." "Get it?" " We got it, girl." "We got it." " Okay." "Next up, well, one of these girls, she is so fishy, she is the sardines in Caesar dressing." "The other girl prefers uncut carrots in her salad." "Make some noise." "This is Detox and Tatianna!" "(cheers and applause)" " Well, hey, hey." " Hello, hello." "My name is Lady Ladybits." " And I'm Beatrice Backdoor." "Thank y'all so much for coming to tonight's event." "It's a benefit for babies battling bulimia." " And I already see there's a bevy of beautiful bitter bitches already here hitting the buffet." "Bea and I met last year at Patty's Pooches with Prolapse Garden Party." "We did." " The rosebuds were in full bloom." " We were out, literally." "Especially this one's date." " Date?" "I came alone." " You came with Carlos the gardener." " When?" " Well, what?" "You were blowing saliva water balloons." "I know you guys are here giving your time and your money to this lovely benefit for teeny tiny, teeny tiny tots." "But I just want to know when you're gonna have some teeny, tiny tots of your own there, Bea." " I've always wanted some." "My doctor keeps telling me that my testi-- that my ovaries are just getting in the way." "You know, I've always wanted to tell you something." "There's a secret behind the woman that you see here today." " Oh, no, is there really?" " Oh, this is hard for me." " It's okay, dear, spit it out." "No matter what you're about to tell me, you will always be in my eyes by best girlfriend." " You see... (lower voice) I used to have braces." " Oh!" "Bea!" "You are incorrigible, Bea." "We'll see you next year." "Oh, ho, no!" "That Sally Field, that cunt lied to me about the Boniva." " Come on, Boniva." "(cheers and applause)" " Ladies and gentleman, did you all enjoy the show?" "Say yeah." " Yeah!" " We want to thank you guys for coming out tonight." "And if you can't laugh at yourself, how in the hell are you gonna laugh at somebody else?" "Can I get an amen?" " Amen!" " Amen!" " Thank you." "Good night." " Coming up..." " Your punchlines were there and you delivered them." " I didn't want it to end." " It was work." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome, AllStars." "It's time for the judges' critiques starting with Roxxxy Andrews." " During the show, I thought your entrance was strong and then it was like someone took the needle off the record." " With a roll--with a-- with a glory hole, right?" " And some of the jokes just didn't land." " Then you enlisted the help of Tosha Salad, which you get kudos for, but you were the only one who was solo." "You really could've stolen the show from everybody." " Up next, Coco Montrese and Phi Phi O'Hara." " Coco, I think your makeup looks fantastic." " And Phi Phi, I'd turn up for anybody with a Shanaynay nail." "(all laugh)" " I will say you had some funny jokes in there, but for me, it turned into, like, a scene study instead of a comedy routine." " Yeah, we wanted to go a different route, like that "SNL" skit type of thing instead of just standup." " I get it, but it turned into more of like an Afterschool Special." " Hmm, okay." " Up next, Alyssa Edwards and Alaska." " I thought the two of you probably worked together the best as a team." "Alyssa, you are comedy gold." "All you have to do is go..." "and purse your lips and I'm entertained." " And Alaska, smartly," "I think you didn't let Alyssa steal the show." "You know, you had me trained to look back to you for that zinger." "I mean, this is a show I would've paid to see." " Up next, Ginger Minj and Katya." " I liked your relationship as partners." "You had some good zingers." " But I think you were so focused on the competition part of it," "I wish I would've seen a little more joy." "Just...it was work." " Katya, this jacket is giving me everything that I could possibly need from 1983." " It's giving me shingles." "(all laugh)" " But there's no relationship between the two of you." "Even if there would've been one piece of teal on Katya or one piece of black on Ginger, something to sort of say, like, hey, we're a team." " Up next, Tatianna and Detox." " I would like to start by saying you made my face hurt from laughing and smiling, and that is a feat because I haven't felt anything on my face in years." "Tatianna, you gave us that ditzy Stepford Wife fundraiser, which I loved." " And De, the character of Lydia is so funny and you had so many jokes, but you almost couldn't hear them because of the accent you were putting on." " But your punchlines were there." "You believed them and you delivered them." " The material, the delivery, the wardrobe," "I didn't want it to end." " Thank you." " Thank you." " Thank you, ladies." "I think we've heard enough." "Based on the judges critiques, I've made some decisions." "Alyssa Edwards and Alaska," "Tatianna and Detox, you are the top AllStars of the week." "(applause)" "You've each won a couture gown from SL Designs, designed by Sasha Lauren valued at $2,000." "Katya, you are safe." "That means Roxxxy Andrews and Phi Phi O'Hara, you are the bottom two of the week." "Ginger Minj, Coco Montrese," "I'm afraid we must say goodbye once again." " When it hits me that I do not get to come back to the competition, it hurts." "It's not an easy pill to swallow to be told thanks, you did a great job." "Now go home again." " Alyssa and Tatianna, as the returning queens, you'll lip sync for $10,000, the power to eliminate one of the bottom queens, and the right to return to the competition." "So while you queens deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will do some scrapbooking." "Thank you, ladies." "You may leave the stage." " So, girl, why don't you go ahead and sell yourself." " I don't want to sell myself." "I really respect the both of you, and if you win the lip sync, choose how you feel fit." "And if you win the lip sync, choose how you feel fit." " Yeah." "You'd rather have your work speak for you." " I respect that." "I'm just saying, I'm gonna beg." "I am not too proud to beg for $100,000." "I'm not that girl." " Okay." "Well, you know what?" "The girl that I am is not gonna beg somebody." " I don't really get why explaining to someone why you should stay in this competition would be considered begging." "You gotta let a bitch know why you should stay." "That's completely ego talking." " Everybody knows, obviously," "I'll say whatever the fuck I want to say." " You do, yeah." " And my real feelings is I don't" "I don't feel I need to beg." " I'm gonna be honest with you." "To me, if I was a fan, you know what I would say?" "Is she fuckin in it to win it?" " If that's what you're questioning, bitch," "I want to be here." "I don't feel I need to kiss anybody's butt to stay here because if you look me in the eyes, you would see that I have fire and passion for this competition." " I want to tell you, though," "I know last week we were heated with each other." " Yeah." " I celebrate what you do." " Thank you." " And I wish you luck, girl." "May the best woman win." " True." " Like Ru said, you know, no T." " Okay." " I'm not holding a grudge against Phi Phi when I'm deliberating." "I'm definitely gonna take into consideration the consistency level, the critiques, and how well they sell theirself to me." "Girl, I'm gonna keep it real with you." "Last night, when I walked from that door to get that trophy," "I didn't come here for that trophy." "You didn't either." "Roxxxy, girl, you can set over there and own that to this group." "Just let's all stand up and fight for it and say, I want to be here." " I do." " Do you want to be here, Roxxxy, in the top three?" " More than anything I can ever explain to you right now." " Then I'm gonna keep it real with you." "You had the hardest job." "You didn't even have a second opinion to ask is this a good act." "Here's the thing." "They've both been in the bottom." "They've both won." "Roxxxy's also won one of the lip syncs." "It's hard making this deliberation." "I have a connection with both these two gals, and we've shared this experience." "We've traveled together, we've performed together." "But I understand the responsibility of this competition." " So how's it going?" "How are you feeling?" " You know what?" "Alyssa and I had a talk, and she was like, do you want to be here?" "And I was like, yes, of course." "Obviously I fuckin want to be here." "At the same time, like, I don't want to beg." "I was only in the bottom once, and every week," "I've been getting better and better and better and I won last week." "I think, honestly, I fuckin killed it tonight." "So I was like, all right, we did it." " Yeah." " Well, I'm glad you're in the top again." "You guys were funny up there." "I was worried about the Detox thing." "I'm gonna be honest with you." "It was really hard to hear what Detox was saying with the accent." " Well, what are you trying to do there, girl?" "It was really good, but, like, you couldn't hear anything that Detox was saying." "But she told Detox you were funny, but Tatianna wasn't very funny." "Ooh, bitch." "Phi Phi is playing a little motherfucking game." " You better be changing." " Oh, I will." " Yeah." " Trust and believe." " Do it." " Hey, I totally enjoy Phi Phi." "She's become a really good friend." "But if you're gonna play a game, girl, play it right." " These pinking shears are amazing." " Oh, my God, that's gorgeous." " Does anybody have another furry ball?" " Not one that I can detach." " Eew." " Silence!" "Bring back my girls." " I'm real close to just pulling an eeny, meeny, miney, moe, to be honest with you." "It really ended up being a neck and neck decision for me." " I done weighed it all out and I know the decision I'm gonna make and I'm gonna say bye." "(RuPaul laughs)" "(RuPaul laughs)" " Welcome back, ladies." "Two top AllStars stand before me." "Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and the power to give one of the bottom queens the chop." "But most importantly, the winner will earn the right to return to the competition." "The time has come for you to not only lip sync for your legacy, but to lip sync for your (echoing) life." "God, I love saying that." "Good luck and don't fuck it up." " ¶ I've been looking for a driver who's qualified ¶" "¶ So if you think that you're the one ¶" "¶ Step into my ride ¶" "¶ I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine ¶" "¶ With a sunroof top and a gangster lean ¶" "¶ My engine's ready to explode, explode, explode ¶" "¶ So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go ¶" "¶ Get you where you wanna go ¶" "¶ If you know what I mean ¶" "¶ Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine ¶" "¶ Can you handle the curves?" "¶" "¶ Can you run all the lights?" "¶" "¶ If you can, baby boy, then we can go all night ¶" "¶ 'Cause I'm zero to 60 in 3.5 ¶" "¶ Baby, you got the keys ¶" "¶ Now shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive ¶" "¶ 'Cause you play that game ¶" "¶ Got what I got ¶" "¶ Baby, don't stop, it's a sure shot ¶" "¶ So step inside and ride, ride, ride, ride ¶" "¶ Ride, ride, ride, ride ¶" "¶ Ride, ride, ride, ride ¶" "¶ Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride ¶" "¶ So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go ¶" "¶ Get you where you wanna go ¶" "¶ If you know what I mean ¶" "¶ Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine ¶" "¶ 'Cause I'm zero to 60 in 3.5 ¶" "¶ Baby, you got the keys ¶" "¶ Now shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive ¶" "¶ Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive ¶" "¶ Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive ¶" "(applause)" " Ladies, I've made my decision." "Tatianna... you're a winner, baby." " All those good feelings." "I'm feeling all of those." " And Alyssa Edwards, you are also a winner, baby." " What?" " Con-drag-ulations." "You are both back in the competition." " Oh, my God." " What?" " Yes." " I'm giving you each a tip of $5,000." " Thank you." " And you both earned the power to eliminate one of the bottom two." " So you mean to tell me if one of them's got my lipstick and one of them's got Phi Phi's, we're both going home?" "Ooh." " With great power comes great responsibility." "Alyssa, which queen have you chosen to get the chop?" " I think you're both great entertainers and competitors." "However, tonight..." "I chose Phi Phi O'Hara to go home." " Tatianna." " This was a really difficult decision to make, but with that said, I went with..." "Phi Phi O'Hara." " As it is written, so it shall be done." "Phi Phi O'Hara, you are an allstar." "Now...sashay away." " I love you." " Fuck them bitches up." "(laughs)" "Thank you." " That's okay." "No." "Bye." "Love you." "Mwah, mwah." "Mwah." "Yes." "Yeah, of course, yeah." " Phi Phi, I tried to hug you, though." " You know what, it's always okay to make mistakes, and just know that you can always grow from them." "It's never the end." "You can always start over." "Love you all." "Phi Phi O'Hara, ¶ jump in a car ¶" "(all laugh)" "Honestly, I don't feel I deserve to be eliminated." "Tatianna's decision, eh." "She hasn't been here, so it doesn't really surprise me." "But, Alyssa, yeah." "I mean, it's kind of hypocritical." "She always tells people it's about consistency, and then you're gonna get rid of me when I've only been in the bottom once," "Roxxxy, three times." "But you know what, let's be real." "I fucking killed it." "Do I get this?" "Like, could I at least sell this thing for, like, $10,000?" "(scoffs)" " Con-drag-ulations, AllStars." "Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?" "Can I get an amen in here?" " Amen!" " Amen!" " Amen!" " Now let the music play." " ¶ Throw your hands up ¶" "¶ Time to get down ¶" "¶ Time to get down ¶" "¶ Down, down, down, down ¶" "¶ Throw your hands up ¶"