"Please Please Please Kiss wo shite" "Hikiau chikara" "Kokorogoto musubu yo kiss of life" "UFO PRINCESS VALKYRIE" "Kokoro no antenna itsumo togisumashite" "Dareka no aizu wo minogasanai you ni" "Arasou no wa ne doushite?" "Sono ai wa dare no tame?" "A-ha imada I don't know I don't know" "Please Please Please Kiss wo shite" "Boku wo mitsukete" "Hanarebanare no itoshii kakera" "Please Please Please Kiss wo shite" "Tashikameaou kokorogoto kasaneru kiss of life" "Kokorogoto kasanete kiss of life" "Later." "Good night." "Where am I?" "What's happened to me?" "Who are you?" "Valkyrie." "The Transforming Princess Valkyrie" "(Tokino Bathhouse)" "This is past help." "Big Brother, are you okay?" "I guess you wouldn't be." "Not when the bathhouse that meant more to you than your life is like this..." "Well, at least our insurance will pay us for accidents." "So, who is she?" "Valkyrie!" "Welcome!" "How about buying one?" "It's cheap." "Buy one to take home!" "Hello!" "Oh, Akina." "Umm, I'll buy this!" "Whoa!" "This is really bad." "I'm sorry..." "In apology, I'll give you half of my soul." "And she became a child because the energy of her soul was cut in half?" "Yeah, but I don't understand..." "How could she and this girl be the same Valkyrie?" "I am her!" "Okay, okay." "And you're a princess of the planet Valhalla?" "Yup!" "Then we need to have them come pick you up soon." "No!" "Val's going to live with Kazuto!" "Huh?" "I've decided already!" "Decided?" "Hold on." "Val gave her precious thing to Kazuto!" "HUH?" "!" "Oh, your soul." "Kazuto..." "Do you hate Val?" "Not at all." "Really?" "!" "I'm glad!" "Kazuto!" "I came here because I was worried about you, but it looks like you're doing just fine." "Oh, you did?" "Thanks for coming." "Who is she?" "Oh, this is..." "Nice to meet you." "I'm Valkyrie." "I gave Kazuto my precious thing!" "Gave Kazuto my precious thing!" "Kazuto my precious thing!" "My precious thing!" "Idiot!" "Pedophile!" "Oh dear..." "Valkyrie..." "That stupid pedophile." "What?" "What just happened?" "!" "Huh?" "Yo, I'm coming in!" "Hey, is anyone here?" "!" "I'm here." "Hey, I saw the saucer from outside, so I decided to stop by." "Whoa!" "Are you Valkyrie?" "!" "Oh, Hydra, long time no see!" "How did you become so small?" "!" "Val ran over Kazuto with a saucer and gave Kazuto her precious thing and lives here with Kazuto now!" "Wait." "I didn't get any of that." "Hydra, why're you here?" ""Why"?" "!" "You must be kidding!" "It's all because you ran out on your marriage interview!" "Thanks to you, they're trying to marry me off instead!" "That's not funny!" "What?" "You want Val to go home?" "I don't wanna." ""Don't wanna" doesn't cut it!" "I don't care whether you've become a kid or an old hag." "So long as I take you home, that's all I care about." "No!" "Wait!" "Kazuto!" "Help me!" "What's wrong?" "Who is she?" "!" "Umm, we're closed temporarily for today." "That's not what you're supposed to say!" "Now I've got you!" "Where did she go?" "!" "Dammit." "I'm going to find you no matter what!" "This way!" "(Hagoromo City Section 3 Bus Stop)" "(Hagoromo City Train Station)" "Where are we?" "This is the Grade School I went to when I was young." "Grade School?" "Yes." "Kids who are the same age that you are now go to this school." "Oh..." "Val wants to go too." "Oh, wow." "This is horrible." "Oh, Akina!" "Rika, have you found Kazuto?" "Nope." "Oh..." "I'm ready over here." "Come on, let's go look for them again." "Together this time." "Yeah!" "It tickles!" "Come on, stay still." "I'm hungry." "What?" "I wonder if anyone has any leftover bread from lunch?" "I'm hungry." "Hungry, hungry, I'm hungry, hungryhungryhungry!" "Okay, I get it." "Be quiet for a bit." "I'm hungry..." "What?" "Did you find something?" "No." "Not any food, but..." "It's still here." "What's this?" "The other kids wrote the names of a boy and a girl (Kazuto  Akina) who were good friends with each other here to tease them." "(Kazuto  Akina)" "Friends?" "Whose names are on it?" "It's Akina's and mine." "Akina?" "Remember the girl who brought us the cake today?" "That's her." "Are Kazuto and Akina friends?" "Yes, Akina and I played together all the time when we were kids." "I miss those days." "I hated being with her back then, but..." "I'm hungry..." "(Home Economics)" "(We took a little bit of ham and sausage)" "Kazuto!" "Kazuto!" "Kazuto!" "Huh?" "Valkyrie..." "Valkyrie?" "!" "Kazuto!" "Valkyrie!" "Val..." "So this is where you were?" "!" "You're not getting away now, Valkyrie!" "Kazuto!" "Oh!" "Over there!" "Yeah!" "Come on over here like a good little girl." "It's okay!" "I'll always be with you!" "Really?" "Yes." "Whatever..." "Take this!" "No!" "Kazuto, leave this up to me!" "Huh?" "Uh, wait..." "Hydra, we can't have any more violence." "Please listen to me..." "Shut up!" "I've been wanting to duel it out with you for a while!" "Here I come!" "Particles of Light!" "Gather here and be my shield!" "Why you!" "Valkyrie!" "Okay!" "I'm really getting into it now!" "This will finish you!" "Hey you!" "Activate the Seal!" "What?" "Huh?" "My breasts are gone!" "What happened?" "!" "You're so much cuter now." "Dammit!" "Change me back!" "You're going to pay unless you change me back!" "Whatever." "Wah!" "Change me back!" "Change me back..." "You stay like that for a while, okay?" "Change me back, please..." "Valkyrie..." "Are you all right, Kazuto?" "What is this..." "Back then..." "Huh?" "Our hearts truly connected." "When this happens, I can change back, since you and I share a soul." "When your heart and mine..." "But if I use up the soul's energy..." "I..." "Valkyrie!" "Valky..." "Huh?" "So this is what happens when she uses up her energy." "Teehee!" "Don't "teehee" me!" "Wah!" "Kazuto!" "Stay there, you little brat!" "No, stay away!" "I told you to stay there!" "No!" "I hate you, Hydra!" "No!" "I hate you too!" "No!" "Stay away!" "But when you get down to it, all of this is your fault!" "It's not my fault!" "Stay there!" "I don't want to!" "Sheesh, you've got to be kidding me..." "I may not look it, but I'm a princess of Valhalla." "Stop complaining and work!" "You're going to pay for the damage you did here!" "Oh man..." "Huh?" "What're you doing?" "Kazuto!" "Val's going to run the bathhouse here with Kazuto." "What're we going to do?" "What else can we do?" "After all..." "No." "Forget it." "After all..." "After all, this child..." "Is also her..." "Ame no hi mo kumori no hi mo" "Ichimai mekureba kanarazu aoi sora ga matteru" "Harikitte hayaoki shite" "Oshare shite kawaiku natte" "Kata de haneru hizashi" "Kyou mo onaka ippai asobimashou" "Junbi wa yoi ka na?" "Itsudemo Dash" "Tsubasa hirogetara minna raibaru" "Haato no rhythm hora kasoku shiteku" "Nidoto nai ima wo komame ni save shite" "Sakebu no da!" "Dai dai dai dai dai suki" "Next Episode" "This is Sanada." "It's finally time for me to appear." "Fearing for the Princess's safety," "I arrived here on Earth via a Galaxy Railways all-stops train." "I, Head Maid for Princess Valkyrie of the Valhalla royal family, will make sure the princess doesn't experience any more hardships, now that I'm here." "First I'll draft recruits for the Maid Squad here on Earth." "Next time, "Head Catgirl Maid, Ms. Sanada"" "By the way, we're always recruiting more maids."