"To that humdinger of Mark Antony, with all my love." "Cleo." "Mark Antony, what are you doing?" " It was a bit rumpled." "Nice to see you interested in your home." "Will you fix this iron?" "It is burnt out." "I have no time now." "I am late for work." "I hope you lose your job." "I pray that you get fired." "Where is the screwdriver?" "Are you crazy?" "If I get fired, we'll starve." "I want you to have another kind of job." "No better job has been invented yet." "It's light work, and very rewarding." "Just one item, tips, has given me 15,000 bucks profit." "I don't even pay income tax." "You are just spoiled." "I have made you many pretty presents." "Not so long ago I gave you a fox coat." "That doesn't look like a fox anymore, but like a mangy dog." "I bet it was second hand." "Oh!" "It was brand new." "I got it at the best furrier's in town." "How come then that after a month, it looks like a wreck?" "Well, you have had it for a month." "The fox had it much longer." "What I don't like about your job is that it's not legal... or honest." "Are you saying that I am dishonest?" "Yes." "Aren't you ashamed to be the assistant of a soothsayer?" "Of a liar?" "Please don't say that of professor Julio." "He's a medium." "He's a medium baked scoundrel!" " He helps his customers." "He who falls for it once doesn't come back." "It's a way to enlighten people." "Please Antony, get another job." "I won't." "I won't abandon this crusade." "Besides, we shall form a syndicate." "Very well." "Keep your job." "I am going to see my mother." "Is this perhaps the reason why you don't want to resign?" "Nice picture." " The original seems to be interesting?" "She is Julio's wife." " She seems to admire you a lot." "Well, I have a lot of personal charm." " She is pulling your leg, you fool." "I see." "Just as I thought." "A husband never has sex appeal." "And the husband looks at any woman except his own wife." "Hello professor." "We were just talking about last night." "You almost ruined it." "I am sorry." "If the spirits don't want to show up, I can't force them to appear." "They won't if you bring down the owl and the skeleton while I am in a trance!" "You go too far with your gestures." "Besides, I can't see in the dark." "One of those shocks may cause my death!" " That wouldn't be too bad." "I am not a fool like you, I am a medium!" " A medium baked scoundrel, you mean." "Enough." "You are very distracted." "Is there anything on your mind?" "No, no professor, not at all." "It is a pity, because you are very spiritual." "Please don't look at me like that, professor." "I feel dizzy." "See, Octavio." "He is at my mercy." "I shall try him out as a medium." "No, please don Julio." "I'll do anything." "Polish the skeleton, and feed the owl." "But please don't get me mixed with the spirits, because I am afraid of them." "OK, calm down." "Have some coffee." " No, it will make me more nervous." "But should I bring some to your wife?" " Yes, that's very nice of you." "Can I enter, mrs." "Cleo?" " I think so." "Why do you ask?" " You could have been even less dressed." "That wouldn't have mattered." "I should leave and return in a moment." " No, stay here." "Come and help me." "Careful, your husband may see us." " He doesn't suspect a thing." "He doesn't?" "And he is a fortune teller?" "I can't stand this." "Our fears must end!" " Yes, I am losing weight every day." "We must run away together." "Yes, it is meant to be." "Take me with you, Antony!" "Where to?" " Wherever you want." " What did I do to make your head turn so?" "Are you hesitating?" " No Cleo, I would do anything for you." "Thousand kisses..." "But..." "We will need money to get away." "I have 15 thousand bucks." "Enough to get us to Jalisco." "Get them." "We shall run away tonight." " Good." "Bold steps must be taken quickly." "Don Julio, I must go out for a second." " But people are about to arrive." "I shall be back in a jiffy." "It's only a little errand." "An errand?" " Yes, it's a secret." "I can't tell you." "I'll be back immediately." " I wonder what he's up to..." "Hello Octavio." "Did you get the money?" "Yes dear, I have it here." "I got every penny I had in the bank." " Why?" "Cleo heard a rumour the police suspects us." "Better to have the money here just in case." "A good idea indeed." "So you are back." " I came back to get my coat." "I may be coming back late." "Where are you going?" "I am going shopping." "What do you want for dinner tonight?" "I know what you like: chili and tamales." "I'll take care of that." "So long, dear." "Darling wife..." "Do not wait for me... for dinner or for bed... because I am running away...with Cleo." "Are you ready, Cleo?" " Do you have the dough?" "Here it is, 15 thousand bucks." " Hand it over, I'll get the tickets." "We can go together." " No, stay here so Julio won't suspect." "Come and get me when you are done." " Where shall I wait for you?" "Cafe Excelsior." "Find a table and wait." "This is very exciting. just like in the movies." "See you later." "This is terrible!" " What is the matter, professor?" "Octavio has sent word that he'll be late." "And we have a full house." "What can we do?" " We can cancel the show." "We can't." "Mrs. Hernandez, our best customer, is here." "That's right." "She pays our rent." "I bet she is hopping mad, listen..." "Excuse me professor." "Mrs Herhandez." "Excuse me, but I am all in a dither." "Why?" "Every anniversary of my husband's death, I talk to him at 7 pm." "It's past seven now." "Never mind." "He'll be around." "You never met Septimio I can see." "He never waited for anything." "He must be gone now." "He can go nowhere." "Time is nothing for a spirit." "At any rate, I want to contact him as soon as possible." "He may get upset." "Please, please get him to appear." "Very well madam." "Come." "We shall summon him right now." "Poor Septimio." "Sit there." "Antony!" " Yes, prof?" "You are making your debut as a medium." "No, not I. You are mistaken." "Please, for my sake." "For your sake yes, but not for mine." "I am afraid of ghosts." "Nothing will happen to you." "I'll see to that." "But I am not to be dealt with lightly." "Why don't you try your power on this guy?" "No." "It must be you." "I'll give you a raise." "Too late." "And, I don't know the spirits." "They might get angry." "Nothing will happen to you." "I'll help you." "With radar?" "No, with my mental powers." "I prefer to stay as I am." "Then I must use force." "Don't look at me that way..." "I will get cross eyed." "Please no..." "Silence!" "Concentrate..." "Concentrate..." "Let your spirit wander free, ...to allow it to get the messages from the ether." "Go along the bottomless void..." "Go..." "Go..." "Madam, they are talking to you." " Will this man do?" "Please madam, I am just getting into a trance." "Do not frighten me." "Go on, prof..." "Be free...be light...wander on..." "How much for a dollar?" "No..." "Become a pliable soul." "Try to get in contact with the great beyond." "What are you doing?" "Trying to get long distance." " Use all the powers of your soul." "I bet the line is busy." "Insist." "Hello, Edison?" "Obey me." "Concentrate." "Now, spread out." "I got Antony's savings." "How much did you get from my husband?" "Nothing." "Julio never left me alone." "Then our goose is cooked." "We shall have the money in a little while." "How?" " You'll see." "Police?" "I want to report something..." "Flores Street number 8..." "A man who is a fortune teller." "You can get them now... you can catch them red handed." "Why did you do that?" "The police will arrest everybody there." "Then we can go back and get the money." "No one will bother us." "They'll be spending the weekend in jail." "You are a very clever guy." "Mark Antony..." "Mark Antony..." "Do you feel anything?" "He is ready now..." "He'll do what I order him." "Cast away your terrestrial body." "Spirits are spirits, but money is money." "Go on professor." "Go and get the spirit of Septimio, who is waiting somewhere around here." "Mister Septimio..." "Call for Mr. Septimio..." "Mr. Septimio..." "LATIN" "What did you say?" "Why do you bother me?" "I am not guilty." "The lady wanted you." "I don't know her." " You must, she is your wife." "I was single." "I would have never married that frump, anyway!" "But aren't you Septimio?" "I am Septimius Apius, general of the legion of Caesar." "Don't salute that way." "It's taboo around here." "See what I did, professor?" "We got our lines crossed as usual." "That's not Septimio." "No, it's his namesake." "Say something to the old girl and make her happy." "I am not the joking kind." "I served under the Roman eagles." "You must have had a lot of pull to become a general." "Well professor, do I keep acting up?" "What's that?" "The police." "Heavens...what shall I do now?" "Don't worry." "We have a rear exit." "Hey, don Julio." "Take me with you." "Bring me back to normal." "You are ruining my physique..." "What funny soldiers..." "Who is talking?" "There is no one here." "Up there." "Charge." "What do I do now?" "Wait until they return you to your body." "The only one who can do that is the professor." "This is really some trick." "May Jupiter protect you." "I'll moseying all." "Where are you going?" "To the Rome of the Caesars." "Quit kidding." "That is done for." "In the spirit world, everything keeps on being." "Don't kid me." "Come with me:" "We'll get there just at the time of Caesar's crowning." "I know what's going to happen." "I learned that in school." "Why stay here to wait, all alone?" "But I must see Cleo." "I must meet her soon." "Who is Cleo?" "Cleo..." "Cleopatra." "Don Julio's wife." "Oh, is that the one?" "Come with me and you'll meet her..." "Really?" "Do you mean it?" "Certainly." "Let's go." "Wait a minute." "What are you doing?" "Get a book." "I must refresh my memory." "The History of Rome, a very interesting chapter says..." "Come on..." "Do you know the road?" "All roads lead to Rome." "A very original thought." "What film are they shooting?" "Film?" "This is ancient Rome." "Excellent scales..." "What scales?" " Roman scales..." "I fulfilled my promise." "Good luck now." "Are you going to leave me?" "I must go back to my duty." "I'll see you often." "So long." "So long." "Listen, citizen..." "What's the matter with that crackpot?" "Crackpot?" "That's our Caesar." "Something wrong with your head?" "I am off duty." "Let someone else see to it." "This foreigner may be dangerous." "Let's go." "Hey you." "What are you doing here?" "Just watching the parade, general." "I am not a general, but a praetorian guard." "Some cops the Romans have." "Who are you and where you come from?" "Where?" "I come from Xochimilco, a town that has not been founded yet." "I am a tourist." "Come along." "Wait a minute, isn't this a free country?" "It's country." "But free, well..." "Nothing has changed, then..." "What about the public guarantee?" "This man must be crazy." "I don't know what he is talking about." "The rest of the world isn't so different, so don't you worry." "Come along, I say." "Where are you taking me to?" "Before the Caesar." "Good." "I wanted his autograph." "Let's go." "Don't push me." "Come on." "OK, but don't push me." "You know it now." "I am going to run again and I won't change my mind." "But Caesar, the people doesn't want a dictator..." "They want..." "The people has no opinion." "You promised to retire." "Mark Antony, don't be naive, I must promise something to retain power." "The people of Rome won't tolerate an Egyptian queen." "You brought Cleopatra here." "That is very dangerous." "I love her and that's that." "Ave Caesar." " Ave." "We have apprehended a stranger who looks suspicious to me." "Bring him in." "What's cooking?" " Come here, stranger." "You mean me?" " You are the only stranger here." "I beg your pardon." "For me, you are the strangers." "However, your faces... sorry..." "are so familiar to me..." "What kind of dress you are wearing?" "It's prewar stuff." "Sorry..." "Much better than what we can get now." "Prewar stuff?" "What language are you speaking?" "That of my land." "And where is your land?" "That's hard to explain." "It's in the new world." "A new world?" "Have we missed anything, Mark?" "Not so." "You have conquered all the known world." "I was wondering." "Hello, namesake..." "You can't understand what I am saying." "The new world will be discovered by Columbus in a few centuries." "Centuries?" "Are you a soothsayer?" "I am a sort of historian in reverse." "I can tell you what did happen is gonna happen, is that clear?" "Can you predict my future?" "Yes, but you won't like it." "Do it." "Now, Julius, don't get sore." "I advise you to spend your last days in peace." "Diplomacy is a great thing." "Hurry up." "Here is my hand." "I don't need it." "I can consult the Encyclopaedia Britannica." "We don't know that." "Go on." "I don't want to be blunt, but your face looks a bit like a corpse." "What do you mean?" "That the times are not healthy for you." "Remember that things can get tough..." "Speak clearly." "Well, since you insist, I shall tell you." "You'll be murdered tomorrow." "By Jove..." "Who will kill me?" "Brutus." "Are you speaking the truth?" "Yes, Brutus..." "Can you accuse my best friend?" "You can trust your friends." "I signed for one with a loan shark and I had to pay." "A sign." "Caesar, don't go to the circus." "This insolent imposter!" "I shall punish you for insulting my friend." "You shall die a horrible death." "Take him to the circus and feed him to the lions." "Don Julio, please, control yourself." "Take him away." "Listen, corporal, please let me explain..." "Hey, let go..." "Savages!" "The same all over again:" "One cannot tell the truth without being punished." "What a way to treat a tourist." "When shall the stranger be thrown to the lions?" "In a few minutes." "They're preparing him." "What's that?" "The MGM's Lion?" "No, a Lydia's Lion." "We shall throw you to the lions." "I prefer the Rotarians." ""MAY YOU LAST"" "Nice roar." "He hasn't been fed for eight days." "Put some mustard on me." "He may like me better that way." "Are you going to show me in the circus like this?" "This skirt..." "Don't worry." "No one will mind." "You are good pep-uppers, kids." "Poor lion starving to death." "Take this..." "What's this?" "A hair net?" "To defend yourself." "Caesar is generous." "Nice of him." "I'd rather have a knife." "Here." "Your time is at hand." "Remember your salute:" "Ave Caesar Imperator, morituri te salutam." "I know, I learned that at school." "Did you get it from the lion?" "What?" " Your mane." "Ave Caesar Imperator." "If you want to have a good time, why don't you go fishing?" "That's not the usual phrase." "Maybe it's the one used in his land." "You always admire courage, Caesar." "That man is brave." "Be generous." "OK, let him keep his life." "He deserves to be a Roman soldier." "Yes, assign him to Cleopatra's guards." "Cleo..." "What's the matter?" "Don't you love me anymore?" "I love you, but I am afraid that my re-election will be opposed." "Caesar, you must go to the senate, face your enemies and retain power." "Afterwards, we shall conquer the world." "We shall reach India through Egypt." "A tremendous operation." "A Caesarean operation indeed!" "And I'll be yours, as your empire will." "I'll face anything for your sake." "I'll go to the senate." "You'll be my empress." "Listen don Julio Caesar..." "Sorry to interrupt..." "Remember what I said about the Ides of March..." "Go to the devil!" "Have you heard?" "Your prophecy has been fulfilled." "Caesar has been murdered." "It was written so." "Now there will be chaos." "Don't worry, sarge..." " I am a general." "Now a triumvirate will be formed with you, Octavius and Lepidus." "I...will rule Rome?" "Well, not so fast...you'll go to Egypt to subdue Cleopatra." "But Cleopatra is still here." "That's what you think." "Want a bite?" " No." "Inflation will set in now." "Mark Antony..." "Cleopatra has fled." "The Senate has elected you, Octavio, ...and Lepidus to form a triumvirate." "You are to leave for Egypt immediately." "As I said it." "It was written." "Don't worry." "Cleopatra will surrender." "I don't know." "She'll meet me at Tarsus, but she may not surrender." "Besides, I have strange premonitions..." "Cleopatra's ship has been sighted." "Very well." "You can help me." "Anything you say." "You predicted Caesar's death, the formation of the triumvirate, ...and the escape of Cleopatra." "What will happen to me in Egypt?" "You'll have a whale of a time." "Compared with what awaits you in Alexandria, Roman orgies are dull." "You'll spend a swell vacation, with pay, don Marco..." "Will I return to Rome in triumph?" "Will I be defeated?" " Neither." "No, you won't return at all." " What do you mean?" "You'll R.I.P. in Egypt." "I die here?" " Yes." "But only after having a good time with Cleopatra." "I think it's worth it." "Would you die, for that woman?" "And some money too." "No, I want to live." "It won't be possible." "You must die here." "No wonder I had premonitions." "Would you like to replace me?" "Tell me don Marco..." "have you smoked marihuana?" "You said that you would do anything for her." "Neither her nor Ptolomeo know me." "No-one would suspect." "What do you say?" "It's a nice proposal, but I must think it over." "You must answer now." "Well, I have always been reckless." "OK, I'll do it." "May Jupiter help you." "Let him help Cleopatra." "Hurry up." "Antony's ship is nearing." "He'll be here in a few minutes." "You must look your best." "Antony is the most refined man in Rome." "I'll fix his cloak." "Don't you worry." "You made a mistake proposing this meeting." "You ought to have sent me to Rome, to discuss terms there." "I am chairman of the council." " Excuse me, brother..." "I am queen of Egypt and I like to deal personally with these matters." "Do you doubt my loyalty?" "No, but I doubt your sex appeal." "Only I can seduce Mark Antony." "You couldn't." "That young captain doesn't know what awaits him." "General Mark Antony." "Show him in." "Hello, beautiful queen." "Admiratoris tuus te salutam." "I see that I was not misinformed." "You are handsome." "Thanks." "But the light here is not favorable." "Where shall I park my g?" "Sit here near me." "With pleasure." "Closer." "Be careful, my reputation is not of the best." "I like bold men." "OK." "Let's play the good neighbour policy." "Meet my brother Ptolomeo." "Glad to meet you, chum." "Chairman of the Council." "Well you'll climb yet." "Allow me to present you..." "What's the meaning of this?" "One must always give coin to the little brother to send them away." "Buy a razor." "Now, Ptolomeo, it's better if Mark and I have a private conversation." "Yes, go away, my friend..." "lose yourself." "And tell my rowers to keep on rowing, while your sister and I get to an understanding." "Listen..." "Excuse me." "I expected to find you in mourning for Julius Caesar." "I am only interested in you now." "Good." "To your valour and your daring." "To Egypt and its produce." "What's on your mind?" "Frankly, to have a good time." "Do you want to sign an alliance?" "I want what you want, peaches." "Together we can do a lot of things." "I don't doubt that." "We can rule Orient and West alike." "I would be satisfied having you, Cleo." "Are you backing out?" "On the contrary." "I am going forward." "That's good." " Indeed." "We could do a lot together." "We have all it takes." "I see that." "We have hidden treasures." " Well..." "No one knows about them." "Nothing shall be hidden from you." "Nothing?" "Excellent." "The world will be ours." "Well, that will take some daring." "Crassus and Caesar failed, but we won't, because there is two of us." "Three is more than two and less than four, but I'll do as you say, dear." "Let's celebrate our alliance then." "The voice of the blue sea of the far away blue sea brings back memories" "washes away the sorrows... the voice of the sea" "of the deep blue sea..." "My country is badly in need of a man like you." "What about your brother?" "A good man, but lacking your gifts." "You could rule Egypt and make a success of it." "You could dictate the law, rule the Council." "Won't you come with me to Alexandria?" "No." "I can't, because I must go back to Rome." "I would be with you all the time, and every night..." "I would dance for you..." "like this..." "Cleopatra, order to set course out to sea." "I am no sailor, but..." "Are you coming to Egypt with me?" "Yes, I'll do what you want, Cleo, as long as my legs support me." "So that scoundrel of Mark Antony stays in Alexandria and won't return to Rome?" "He has betrayed you." "He'll pay for this." "Our legions will march on Egypt now." "We shall set Alexandria on fire." "Listen, Lepidus, maybe we can avoid violence." " How?" "I have many friends in Egypt." "I could set afoot a plot and do away with Mark and Cleopatra." "You can deal with me better." "Do they know that you are in Rome?" " No." "They think I am in the interior." "OK." "Go back to Alexandria, and seize the government." "We shall be there later to support you." " Thanks, oh Roman." "I'll be your servant." "This general Mark Antony has poor manners." "We have been waiting three hours, and no audience." "Four days of the same treatment." "What boils me up is that poster on the door." "DO NOT DISTURB" "That's too much." "If only Ptolomeo were here." "Please tell the general to see us." "It's very important." "Very well, gentlemen." "Your juice, sir." "Alexandria oranges." "Thanks." "I don't feel well." "The councillors want to be received." "They say it's very important." "Let them come in, and let's get it over with." "Please be careful kid." "I am not to be manhandled like that." "What a man." " Aw, shut up." "Carriage ho!" "How do you like your milk bath, dear?" "Not bad." "Tomorrow I want one of champagne and then one of whisky." "Why are you bothering little Mark?" "Your highness, the situation is serious." "The barbers have gone on strike?" "Another day and no funds." "The treasury is empty." "That's too small a matter to bother me." "The problem is very serious, sire." "You are helpless." "But I'll fiz it." "How many animals do we have here?" "Well none..." " In Egypt, that is." "I mean how many elephants, how many camels, how many donkeys?" "In that case, there are millions." "OK." "You'll have your vaults full tomorrow." " How?" "You'll see." "It's about time you learn something." "Now beat it." "Go and direct traffic elsewhere." "Have you forgotten yesterday's lesson?" "Repeat it." "I am ready." "Your license?" " What is that?" "40 coins fine for not having it." "Where is your plate?" " What plate?" "A new decree of Mark Antony." "200 coins more." "This is an abuse." "This is keeping our vaults full." "Beat it now." "As you see, you can get blood from a tomato." "We have never seen so much money together." "Don't touch it." "We have not started collecting income tax yet." "What's that?" " A levy on your work." "Don't worry." "You probably won't have to pay a cent." "Who allowed you to sit before me?" "I am standing." "Oh, standing ha?" "Hello, peaches." "You are a genius." "Not really." "These guys are so dense so dense that anybody looks intelligent by comparison." "Cleopatra, queen and sister of mine." "Glad to see you again, Cleopatra." "Ptolomeo." " General." "Hello...hello..." "Where were you all this time, chum?" "I went to the interior." "I've good news." "The population is nuts about you two." "You can rest in peace." " Then I'll have a siesta right now." "No, Mark." "We have an important matter to attend to today." "Well, I leave you here with these fools." "Have a good time, if you can." "This is horrible." "I want revenge." "Calm!" "This is the result of delivering Egypt to a foreigner." "It will be remedied very soon." " Any news?" "The walls have ears, remember." "Come." "It fits perfectly." "If my friends could see me now." "Must I wear these duds?" "Yes, for the function I mentioned." "You must visit my ancestors' graves." "In the Pyramids?" "Yes." "Take this to them." "But Cleo, they can't eat." "Your ancestors are mummies." "It's the law." "Food must be near them." "But couldn't we have a restaurant send them grub every week or so?" "You must go yourself, or do you fear the dead, Roman general?" "I don't fear the dead or the living." "But I hope they are well preserved." "Don't worry." "That's a fine thing." "To come to Egypt to act as delivery boy." "Well, as long as my legs can carry me..." "This is it." "Follow the tunnel, and you'll find the grave chamber." "You go first." "You must go alone." "It's the law." "That law bothers me." "What if something happens to me?" "If you don't come back we'll get you." "You have very funny laws here." "Hey..." "Who ate the thing up?" "You are used to comfort, aren't you?" "Just look what a small they made." "One must die sidewise to enter." "No wonder all the corpses are damaged." "Here you have your grub." "Are we settled on eliminating Mark and Cleopatra?" " Yes!" "Then let's find the best way to accomplish it." "I think it will be easy." "Every evening they sail on the Nile." "Who goes with them?" " No-one." "They are really in love." "Lovers always want to be alone." "Excellent." "Their next outing will be the last." "The sacred alligators of the Nile shall have an excellent meal tomorrow." "What was that?" "Sneezing." "I never realized that this guy was cross-eyed." "Bless you." " Thanks." "Let's look over there." "I think one of the mummies has moved." "We shall make sure at once." "When do you march on Alexandria?" "I am expecting Ptolomeo." "He shall give us the signal." "General, an Egyptian messenger." " Send him in." "I am the bearer of bad news sire." "The plot was discovered." "Ptolomeo and his pals are in prison." "Mark Antony still rules." "Curses!" "We shall level Alexandria!" "We shall ransack and kill..." "No." "There is some hope yet." "Go back and tell Cleopatra that she can still save her kingdom." "Tell her that Mark Antony has been declared a traitor, and that I am the power of Rome." "There is one condition." " What?" "She must do away with Antony." "That's the price for my forgiveness." "Then Mark is of no consequence?" "He has even lost his Roman citizenship." "Do you accept his proposal?" "Of course." "He is no good to me now." "Octavian has given you time until the cock crows." "His army will be here then." "Tell him that his will shall be done." "Will you kill him?" "Yes, but he must not suffer." "I am good hearted." "A strong poison is hidden in this flower." "If I dip it in his wine, and he drinks it, he'll die at once." "What do you think?" " A good idea." "Mark won't suffer." "On the contrary, he'll die happily." "I shall throw a party for him." "Night in that charming desert So enchanting" "Under the caresses of the soft breeze" "Under the moonlight, our lips were together." "Sing, sing, sing" "The song of the desert" "Sing, sing, sing, of my sweet love." "And now we have a good time and play a good tango," "Make way pals, make room for me." "Let's have a dance with this pretty girl." "I want to dance this tango, this very good tango." "The voice of a tango, a tango of my land." "My tango... is as strong as an atomic bomb." "Let's dance the conga my dear" "Move your waist" "Let's have a conga worthy of a Pharaoh." "The conga is African like the Pharaohs are." "Let's dance it, kids." "It's a merry dance" "It's a merry dance" "You sway your waist" "You dance it well..." "A night of madness" "A dark night in the desert you appeared before me" "in that black dark night..." "A night of madness A night of madness..." "A dark night in the desert you appeared before me in that black dark night..." "Very good!" "Well done, kid!" "Next time, try to shake a leg." "Are you tired of the dance?" "My eyes are tired." "Soon you'll be resting, darling." "Here it is." "Quench your thirst." "Drink." "Where are my manners?" "You first." "I have this other one." "I prefer that we both use one." "But..." "One would think that it has been poisoned." "Only I could know your secrets." "Now you'll know the greatest secret of them all." "Let's see..." "Bing Crosby woke up early." "To Egypt, and to this weekend!" "What's the meaning of this?" "Nothing." "Drink, please." "Roman trumpets." "What's going on?" "General..." "What's up?" "What is that noise?" "The Army of Octavius is at the gate." "Chihuahua." "Man the walls!" "Summon the generals." "There is no one left, sir." "Where are they?" "All retired?" "They have deserted sire." "What's the meaning of this?" "Each man for himself now." "Woman and children first." "Move!" "Take him to his mother and dry him up with an iron..." "Bandits..." "They have deserted us!" "They can't do that to me." "It can't be." "Yes it can be!" "The generals." "The guards." "They set me free." "Did you hear that, kid?" "Don't worry, dear." "Have a drink." "No, I must keep wits about me now." "If I only had an atomic bomb." "I would fiz this in a second." "But where can I find uranium?" "Nothing can save you, Antony." "I am in the saddle now." "May you die soon." "May you choke with it." "Look at that guy drinking water..." "You are the only one who doesn't abandon me." "Your loyalty gives me new courage." "I shall defend my life with yours..." "Here you are, inside of my heart, my darling..." "In roaring battle we come to conquer" "our courage is our guidance and as conquerors we come." "What's the meaning of this?" "Open up, in the name of Imperial Rome." "Who are you to give orders?" "A Roman eagle, Octavio." "You are only a sparrow." "Who are you, insolent stranger?" "A citizen of Xochimilco." "Open that door." "I'll crack your head if you don't mind what you say." "You shall pay for this." "I never pay anybody." "Surrender." "Come inside and fight me man to man." "I command an army." "Easy job you got." "The others do the fighting." "Come and have a bout with me." "I can fight you with one hand." "Cut it out and have the door open." "Never no way!" "Close that door." "Who said that you should open it..." "Cleopatra..." "Welcome, brave Octavio." "I am your prisoner..." "and your admirer." "You traitoress, you..." "Now I remember the end." "I must commit hara-kiri." "Will you come to my funeral?" "Pay no attention to him." "He is a poor devil who served me... while I had use for him." "I love you." "My kingdom and I are yours." "Women of all times were always the same." "It came out as I predicted." "Here you have Julius' money." "And here you have the savings of that poor Mark Antony." "Right you are." "Double fool that I am." "Thank heaven I saw the light in time." "Mark Antony..." "You scoundrel." "No wonder they say that history repeats itself." "Give me that." " No." " Mine, and what belongs to the professor." "I shall give you nothing." "Oh no?" "Then I must use force to get it back." "You didn't want to fight me in Egypt, but you'll fight me here." "In Egypt?" "I know what I say." "Let's have the dough." "Thanks madam." "This is your first kindness toward me." "Idiot." "You must die poisoned you know." "Careful not to bite your tongue." "Go back and die of boredom next to your wife, you fool." "My wife...yes, my wife." "I hope I am still in time." "Excuse me." "Oh, do you have two fivers?" " No." "For you." "Take care of yourself." "So long." "You here?" "You told me you would be back late." "I changed my mind." "Let's go and have diner next door." "It's not necessary." "I went to see mother, but I came back late." "I ordered dinner, escalope alla Romana." "No!" "I don't want anything to do with Rome." "Let's eat at home." " I prefer to go out." "I am quitting my job to please you." "Really, Mark Antony?" " Yes." "First let's see a movie and then we'll go to eat." "It will be cold later." "I'll get my coat." "Don't worry, I'll go and get it for you." "And I'll tear up the letter." "What letter?" "No..." "I mean, that would be better." "Two tickets." "Ptolomeo..." " What did you say, sir?" "No, I confused you with someone else." "What's playing today?" ""The Private Life of Antony and Cleopatra."" "This must be my lucky day." "It's a beautiful movie, I want to see it." "Well, as long as my legs can carry me..." "THE END" "A MEXICAN PICTURE DISTRIBUTED BY FILMEX"