""... for better or for worse."" "In short, I was at the wedding of that cousin that I had seen 3 times in my life before, at weddings." "The suit that I wore was the one that I always wear for job interviews, funerals and weddings." "The dandruff was also the same." "I was so bored that I felt like I was in the front of a quiz TV show." "They said:" " Yes." " Yes." "At regular intervals, my uncle shouted:" "Get 'em off!" "Then, they did some photos in a park." " Get 'em off !" "The bride threw the bunch, a girl caught it, she looked at me, she was quite pretty." "She wasn't pretty." " Get 'em off !" "We ended up in a function room, the sort of room where drunk guests switch the lights back on all the time." " Oh no !" " Get 'em off !" "We switched to the dining tables." "I noticed that they made a mistake at my name: they only put one S." "But then again, my name is not Jessica." "At some point, they stopped everything to show a video." "It didn't work." "The only good thing was the chocolate mousses, I ate 4 of them." "The champaign was good as well." "I didn't feel so good." "I went to the toilets, on the way I met the bunch girl, she asked me:" " Are you dancing ?" "I said no, she said :" " I'm Jessica." "I said:" " No, that's me." "She said:" " What ?" "The chocolate mousses told me : "Run!"" "When I got out of the toilets, I heard some noise." " Yes, yes, yes !" "I understood that it was the bride and the groom." " Yes, yes!" "I thought that they were not wasting any time." "I got out." "I met the groom, I thought that she wasn't wasting any time." " Yes, yes, yes!" "He asked me :" " Everything good ?" " Yes." "I said:" " No." "He asked:" " Why ?" "I said..." " The toilets are broken." "He told me:" " That's no big deal, let's go piss outside!" "He left." "I saved a couple." "In short, I went to that wedding." "The bride and the groom kiss..." "And there I shout : "Get 'em off!"" "It was a nice wedding."