"Hi, how are you?" "Very well, good, thank God you came." "No, sit down, please, there are plenty of seats." "Take those." "Right, come on!" "Of course you can." "There's a seat over there." "Sit down." "Another one over there." "Have a seat." "That couple can sit there, OK?" "Take the chair and sit." "Why sit so far, people?" "Come on closer, will you?" "Please..." "Let's wait a bit, just in case someone else comes..." "I wonder if somebody else comes..." "It's annoying, people are late..." "Let's start, right?" "You can tell the stragglers what's going on." "We better start, then, right?" "May I start?" "So, let's go." "Thanks a lot." "Said the poet, "Nature is big in the big things, ...and huge in the small things. "" "We know, Mr. Mayor, that a small creek crossing a small community is just a creek." "But to us, inhabitants of Crystal Line, formerly Marghera Line, ...our creek is unique." "That is why, Mr. Mayor, That Crystal Line's community, ...formerly Marghera..." "Just Crystal Line is fine, daughter." "Better." "So..." "That is why, Mr. Mayor, that Crystal Line's community held a meeting at the Marghera furniture factory." "...to take measures about..." " The smell of poop." "Whoa, Mr. Otaviano a meeting to take measures to restore the Crystal Creek, ...by means of basic sanitation of the community's sewer system." "Marina, I think community's sewer is bad." "You better say to discuss the creek's cleaning." "But it is the sewer." "Why not to say community's sewer?" "I think "sewer"..." "is a bad word, it sounds like "the community's poop"." " It is the community's poop." "Oh, no, Dad, please!" "Joaquim..." "You sound like kids, is it funny to say "poop"?" " Isn't "the community's sewer" OK?" " OK." " Can I go on?" " Yes, you can." "The referred works, project annexed..." "Pass it around, please." "...will be carried out near Bertarello Mill." " A preliminary budget was done..." " At no cost or commitment." "Good, Mr. Antonio, budget at no cost or commitment, was done by a local company and the cost is estimated at $ 8,000." " We need to get a new budget." " "Ma che... ma che... "" "Sure, sure, sure." "I think a new sink behind the church would solve the problem." "No, it wouldn't!" "It must be up there, near the mill." "Behind the church the creek is already stinking." "Mr. Antonio..." "Dad, this was decided and annexed." "C'mon!" "The works will be at the mill." " And they must be bigger." " Lf you do, do it well." " Someone might be cheaper." " The cheaper, the worse." " Or pricy and shoddy..." " It's "vero"." "It can happen in all businesses." "Even yours." " Mr. Antonio, Dad..." " Not all, Antonio, not all." "The commission representatives will be Mr. Joaquim Figueiredo and Mrs. Marina Marghera Figueiredo." " Surrogate, Mr. Otaviano Marghera." " I don't think I can." "Well, Mr. Otaviano will confirm until Monday if he can go with the commission to the subprefecture." "I've been there ten times!" "All that pack cares about is coffee and benefits." "Mr. Otaviano wants it on the record that the plea has been made several times, ...and he's tried twice..." " Ten times!" "Ten!" "To see the subprefect, beside countless petitions." " This won't work." "... and affirms this will not work." "But, if he can, he'll go with the commission to the city." "If I can!" " I can't." " Dad, please, it's so important that you come." "I have 8 bunk beds to deliver." "No, but it's almost done." "Still this one to wrap." "I'll take care of it." "You can go." "In her car?" "No, thanks." "You're picking on me, I drive better than Joaquim." " Same old story..." " What did you say?" " Nothing." " I never crashed." "Me neither." "The guy hit me." "I was stopped." " Yeah, right." " Did I hit?" " Dunno." " Is this hitting?" " This story is nonsense, Mr. Otaviano." " Take it easy..." "Let's do the following:" "You go with her, I stay here." " Did you see that?" " Go, go." "I'll drive." ""BASIC SANITATION, THE MOVIE"" " You speak..." " You said..." "The first budget was done by..." " Got the budget?" " Where's it?" "It's here, Joaquim." "...a local contractor." "It's now $ 8,000." "It must be done now, in winter." "It gets too stinky in summer." "Kids play in that foul water and they get conjunctivitis..." " Lots of kids, right?" "And also lots of people getting mycosis..." "You should get another budget 'cause you can find someone to do..." " Flies land on the sewer, on our food." "You'll find someone to do it cheaper." "No, you see, your plea is totally rightful." " It's Public Health." " Public Health!" "I'm afraid the subprefecture does not have an item for sanitation." "What did she say?" "There's no money this year." "There's the world cup, elections, Christmas, and... year's over." " The year's over?" "Already?" "It's June..." " That's absurd!" " Absurd!" "I think so too." " I had a shirt like that." " More absurd..." " It was red and pink..." "I mean, red and black..." " Stop." "What's she saying?" " There are $ 10,000 for the making of a video." "Isn't it absurd?" " I beg your pardon?" " A video." " Video?" "What do you mean?" "A movie?" " But on video." "A movie on video?" "There's a budgetary item for a video, a movie." "A Federal award to make a film in towns with under 20,000 people." "Why did she say that?" "A councilman's son had a project approved." "But he gave up." "The budgetary item has been assigned." "Spend or return." "Returning money is a pity..." " How much is it?" " $ 10,000." "$ 10,000 for this video?" " It's a lot!" " I cannot return it." "That's nonsense!" " 10,000!" " It's a lot!" "We could make the sewer." " An Ecology video." " About sewers?" "Yes, about the sewer... on the importance of septic systems." "On the construction of a sewer?" "Who wants to see that?" "I dunno..." "It could be an educational video, for schools, for kids..." " Oh, poor kids..." " The video doesn't matter!" "We just need the money to make the sewerage, OK?" "No, yeah..." "I think it may be a good idea." " What a ridiculous idea!" " Cause it wasn't yours." "If it were mine, it'd be ridiculous, too." "A movie about the construction of sewerage?" "To film a sewer?" " A movie..." " But it can be made on video." " And who's gonna film?" " I don't know, Silene." "Fabrício has a camera." " He does?" " He does." "And will he lend it?" "I don't think so, because he's very attached to it." " But he can shoot." " What?" "Can he?" "Yes, he does some effects." "It gets a bit dark, but..." " Talk to him, Silene, please." " I will." "Oh, no, Silene, just once more..." "A quickie..." "It's early, Silene." "Look at me." "Look at my state..." "Do you still have that camera?" "I do." "Do you want me to get it?" "No, no, no!" "I wanna borrow it." " What?" " For my sister." "Your sister?" "It's not for what you think, OK?" "It's for a video for City Hall." "It had to be something boring." "You take care, Silene..." "Who will operate?" " Operate?" " Operate the camera." " I don't know." "Marina, Joaquim..." " No, not Joaquim." "I won't give a 3-CCD camera, that costs US$ 3,500, to Joaquim." "It's full of menus, controls, all in English." "Give me the tape?" "No, turn that off..." "Silene..." "These undies are awful." "Cut it out!" "You don't know what's on the tape." "You may erase it." "It must be something silly." " The best thing to shoot, y'know?" " What?" "Silliness." "Shooting silliness is good." " Will you lend it to me?" " What?" "The camera?" "No way." "Joaquim operating the camera..." "No way." "Then you do the shooting." "Alright, Silene." "Alright." "When?" "I'll let you know." "Anyway, we gotta buy another tape." "I'll buy it." "What kind of tape?" "$ 50?" "But that is the price of a chair." "But we need a tape, not a chair." "I won't spend my money on an absurd idea." "Can't we use this same tape again?" "Fabrício doesn't wanna wipe it." "Fabrício, uh?" "I'll buy the tape." "Will you?" "Joaquim will buy it, dad." "Keep the bill, OK?" " $ 48 for a tape?" " How expensive!" "Make sure my opinion's secret and my name cannot be cited." "I strongly support the use of the budget which we can't return," "...for the sanitation of the Crystal Creek." "But you'll need a script and a project to apply for the budget." " A script and a project." " I can help with the project." "The script is up to you." " Script..." " The script is the story." "And there's something else:" "The budget is for fiction works only." "A vampire, a werewolf, a Saci-Pererê" "When the midnight hour finds me by your side" "Something different I'll feel I'll have to hide" "In the full moon's shadow I'm afraid to be" "A vampire, a werewolf, a Saci-Pererê" "A vampire, a werewolf, a Saci-Pererê" "Fiction?" "Yes, it must be fiction." "But..." "Science?" " Science." "Science-Fiction" " Science-Fiction?" " I think so." " You think, Joaquim?" "You think or you're sure..." "I think, Marina." "I think." " Why didn't you ask her?" " What?" " What fiction is..." " Everyone knows it." " Everyone but you." " And you." "But I'm not afraid to ask." "So go and ask!" "Fiction..." "Our bunk has a space of 1 m between the two beds." "We choke in a regular bunk bed, don't we?" "My father can tell..." "He always slept in bunk beds." "The 8th child out of 9." "It was a problem for you, right?" "Up, he dreamed he was falling off a cliff." "In the lower bed, he dreamed about coffins." "That's why he had this great idea, that is this piece here that increases the space between the beds." "It became too tall, so the sleeper hit his nose on the ceiling." "What did he do?" "He cut the legs a little bit." " Marina!" " So we got the Marghera bunk." "Just a second." "We have several choices." "Even a triple bunk bed." "For big families." "Excuse me..." " Joaquim, give'em a cup of coffee." " Thank you." " Yes, dad?" " Marina, when you say 'sleeper', people don't understand." "Why not?" "Sleeper is the person who sleeps." "OK, but nobody says that." "Sleeper sounds like those blocks to support the rails on a railway." "Say "the person who sleeps"." "Alright, dad." "I will." " Dad..." " What?" "What does fiction mean?" "What do you mean?" "A fiction movie, dad." "What is it?" "It's a movie... of monsters, future, things that don't exist." "Fiction." "Is that it?" "Yes." "Are you sure, dad?" "Course I am!" "I've seen thousands of fiction movies, Marina!" "A monster or a future movie?" "Why, a monster movie..." "or one that happens in the future..." "It's fiction, well, something that doesn't exist." "Is it monster or future?" "'Cause it can be a monster in the past." "A Werewolf movie, dinos..." "Is dinosaur past or future?" " Past." " Or just future, no monster." "A film with helmets and people in plastic clothes, spaceships..." "I mean..." "what is fiction anyway?" "You should've asked that woman!" "You ask her!" "You came up with this movie stuff!" "Fiction:" "Noun, act or effect of pretending;" "Voluntary or involuntary creation of the imagination;" "imaginary, fantastic, extravagant creation; chimera lie, deception, fraud..." " What?" "Is it a crime?" "No, I mean, not in the case of a movie." "Make a fiction movie, a story in a creek under construction." "A story in a creek under construction?" "How?" "I don't know." "Anything but returning the money." "No way!" "But has it got to have monsters?" "It doesn't say..." "Imaginary, fantastic creation;" "chimera..." "What does chimera mean?" " It's here." " Chilly, Chiltern, Chimera." " Mythological monster..." " As my father said:" "Monster with the head of a lion, body of a goat, and tail of a serpent that breathes fire through its nostrils." " Better write this down." " Sure." "Come on..." "I said it needed a monster." "No, you didn't." "Didn't I?" " You said "Science Fiction"." " Isn't that Science Fiction?" "It depends." "She said chimera, that's from mythology." "Mythol..." "Isn't mythology Science Fiction?" "Of course not, Joaquim!" "Mythology is History, religion..." "What?" "Whoa!" "Monster is History?" " I didn't say that, Joaquim." " That's ignorance, Marina..." "I am the ignorant one..." "What do you know about History, Joaquim?" "The same you do, honey." "Did you learn History at that college?" "Pardon?" ""That" college?" "I meant that college." "The college you went." " You didn't mean that." " I said "the college you went"." "No, you didn't." "I didn't belittle it." " You did, you did!" " I didn't mean it." " You said "that college"." "... that college." " It's not like "the college"." "... you went..." " "That" is not "the"." " That you went!" "I'm not deriding it." "You shouldn't." "You never went to one." " Are you throwing that in my face?" " I'm not throwing in your face!" " I'll tell you why!" " I said you don't like History!" "I didn't go to college to help your father!" "While you drank beer..." " Is that Mythology?" "Will you stop?" "Will you?" "Are you gonna quarrel over Mythology?" "Come on!" "I can't focus on my work." "Work, Silene?" "You're playing Hearts!" "Now!" "But I was working before!" "You know what?" "You should go to bed earlier tonight." "What for?" "Why should I go to bed earlier tonight?" "He's got a mycosis..." "I think to myself..." "where does he get so many mycosisis?" "It's the third time." " From the sewer." " The third one!" " Private!" " Every time you go to Bento!" " Not right!" "Private!" " Mycosis!" "Fool?" " I'm a fool!" " Silene..." " I'm helping you with the video!" "... She knows your parties!" " You don't see!" " Silene knows..." " Even your dad..." "... brothels losing time..." " Silene..." " Silene is a gossiper!" " Don't bad-mouth my family!" " She envies you!" " I don't give you this right..." " I'm no wolf!" "... visit the brothels of Bento Gonçalves!" "One year later, Clint's wife called me at the hotel." "In Zagreb, Croatia defeated the undefeated English team." "Now!" "0-800-2-2-8-8 a club, 3 years ago." "The Federal Police our city will stand out before the whole state..." "The sewer monster." " What?" " The sewer monster." "A monster who lived in a cave, near the creek." "It slept for over twenty years." "Then the works wake him up, he attacks a woman." "Her boyfriend gets a stick and..." " Good, uh?" "... hits his head and kills him." "It's very good." " Yes?" " Very good." "The sewer monster." "What if it's a genetic mutation?" "Due to the use of..." "say, pesticides?" "So many fertilizers, fungicides that people have been taking..." " For the foul sewer." "... for the foul sewer." "We can make it ecological." "Oh, this pill again." "Take it." " Can I have water?" " No, just swallow it." "Wait, wait..." ""The treatment takes two to four weeks but in case of athlete's foot, it might take six weeks"." "That's it:" "Only one weekly oral dosis." "You can be the lady." " Who?" " In the movie." "Ah..." "No." " Why not?" " God forbid!" " Why not?" " Because the lady the lady is Silene, isn't she?" "She's Silene." " And the monster?" " It's Fabrício." "Whoa!" "What?" " Are you stupid?" " Why?" "Throw it into the river?" " So what?" " "So what"?" "You!" "The owner of an inn..." "That's why there's no tourism." " Tourism at this waterfall?" " Full of cans?" "Nobody!" "Where would I throw it?" "In the woods." "You seem stupid..." " Marina?" " Yeah?" "Fabrício's the monster, who's the boyfriend?" "Dunno... you are." " Me?" "Silene's boyfriend?" " Oh, no!" " Do you want to be the monster?" " Ah, I do!" " What does the monster do?" " It beats Silene." " I'm the monster." " But Fabrício beats it." "But not for real..." " So I'm the monster." " OK." " What will you do?" " Well, I'll do the rest of it." " What rest?" " "What rest"?" "I'll buy the fabric, sew the costume, go to the bank..." "Take the papers to City Hall, write the damned script... the rest." "Wanna trade?" "I'm the monster." " I beat Silene." " You're beaten." "Not for real." "I'll beat her for real." "Trade?" "No, I want the monster." "I'll make its costume, too." "I like the monster." "Silene Santos..." "Silene Souza..." "Hey, Fabrício, here." "Why not Silene Marghera?" " It's great!" " Doesn't fit well." "The wig's good without..." " Nice..." " It's nice." "No!" "Marina Marghera fits me." " It's my name!" " You're Marina Figueiredo!" "Attack the monster..." "You're nuts." "You wanna steal your own sister's name!" "I'm just trying it on, Marina, OK?" "That can be the monster's tail!" "Good." "It's something..." " No." " What?" " No." " Silene!" "Silene Sanders, ...Silene Sandrelli." "We got smoke!" " Six large batteries!" "18 reais?" " That's the price." "Paper, twenty reais." "And this coal here?" " To make smoke." " Can it be with firewood?" "With firewood?" "Coffee only makes smoke on embers." "If you do, do it well." "And the coffee?" "No need to put the coffee, I'll use the filter." "Where's the script?" ""The sewer monster script by Marina Marghera Figueiredo"?" " Assistance by J. Figueiredo." " Assistance?" "Why, I wrote it." "You?" "You..." "You only came up with the story, Joaquim." "Assistance..." ""Our story begins at a quiet small mountainside community. "" "Beautiful." ""A fresh breeze brings from the valley the scent of coral trees. "" "How will you shoot that?" "What?" ""The scent of coral trees. "" "No, I won't shoot it." "Fabrício will." "And how is Fabrício gonna shoot the scent of coral trees?" "Well, I don't know, er..." "But this is just the da..." "er... the script." "Marcela said it needed 10 pages, I had to fill them." "Look, only 3." "You don't like it, gimme back." " I just asked." " So do it yourself!" " Always carping." " It was a question." "I found that chimera costume of yours wonderful." "Really something!" "The costume's not done yet." " Gimme that script." " No you're always whining..." " I say a word and you get mad." " Ah, come on..." " "Silene Se-a-gal, a beautiful... "" " No, it is Seagal." " It says Se-a-gal." " Because it is Se-a-gal, ...but you pronounce it Seagal." " As in Steve Seagal." " Who's Steve Seagal?" "Don't you know Steve Seagal?" "That one... pony tail..." "half Argentine, half Chinese fights karate... that you..." " Stephen..." " Steven..." " Stephen?" " Stephen?" "Stephen..." " Stephen..." "Stephen Seagal." ""Silene Seagal, a beautiful young lady with long hair... a beautiful young with long hair dressed for her graduation... "" "The party explains the dress." "...because Silene won't do it unless she gets a new dress." "Does she wanna buy one?" "Fabrício would get it for free." "If he doesn't, we gotta buy it." "How much is that?" "300 reais." "You could buy how many bricks?" " I know!" " How many bricks?" " 2,000 bricks, Joaquim." "Come on in!" "Come on in, Joaquim, come on!" " Is the party in the movie?" " What?" "The graduation party." " In the movie?" "Of course not." " No?" "So how do you know she's going to the party?" "I don't know, honey, she tells someone." " How?" " How what, Joaquim?" "She... meets a worker..." "and tells him." "Hello, worker, I'm Silene Seagal, I'm going to a party?" "Yes." "Or he asks:" ""Where you going so pretty?"" "And she: "to my prom"." "I find it weird." ""She fresh... watch... er..." "freshen up in the..." " She greets the worker... "" " Greets him, see?" ""... freshens up in the creek." "She hears a roar in the woods and is scared." " Watches... " - "Gets scared"?" "What?" "Is or "gets scared"?" "Which one?" " She is scared." " Gets scared." " Gets..." " "Is" is so..." " Gets." " Gets?" " Gets scared." " Better, uh?" "Yeah." "Gets scared." ""She-gets-scared..." "Watches..." "And thinks it must've been some harmless animal. "" "That's it." " What?" " How?" " Oh, God!" "How what?" " The audience..." "How do they know..." "how do we know she thinks it's a harmless animal?" " That it was harmless?" " Joaquim, I don't know." "I don't know, she..." "thinks and says:" ""Must've been a harmless animal. "" "It's weird." " How will they... the people..." " This... this script doesn't matter..." " It's just for the sewer money." " But..." "We'd better..." " Let me work." " Then you: "Joaquim won't help... "" " Good afternoon." " Oh..." "Am I late?" " She isn't here." " No?" " New car, uh?" "Beautiful..." " It is, isn't it?" "Come and see it, come." "Expensive, uh?" "Well..." "It's second-hand." "It's not paid-off." "It's very safe, it has 4 airbags." " Really?" " Yep..." "And the stereo?" "!" "A beauty!" "Listen to it!" "Very good." "It holds twelve CDs." "It's wonderful for trips." " Mine's from tape's time." " Tape?" "Come on see it." "Listen." "Beautiful." " So?" " Very good." "Really good." " Very beautiful." " It's not done yet." "Love it." "Good for you." "Very good." "So..." "Any suggestions?" "No, it's mostly good, I mean..." " I don't get some things, as usual." " What is it you don't get?" " Forget it, you'll get mad." " I won't get mad." " Can I say it?" " Of course you can." "This part here, with Silene..." ""It's a very hot da... "" "No, not here..." "When?" "Silene..." "When she..." "Here: "She walks in the woods, looks back, but sees nothing. "" ""She walks in the woods, looks back, but sees nothing. "" "Ok, "she looks uneasy, like she was being stalked. "" ""The monster sees her through the leaves... "?" " Yes..." " Does it appear in the second scene?" "No, it doesn't appear, no." "It is looking at Silene." " I see..." " The monster looking at Silene." "Joaquim... the monster..." "like this..." "behind a tree..." "looking at her." "The monster looking at her." "The camera... shaking like this..." "after her, see?" "Looking at Silene..." " I got it." " You got it?" " Like it was..." "like we were..." " The monster, got it?" "I saw it once..." "in a movie, so I used it." " It's very good." " Like it, uh?" "Good for you." "I like it very much." "What happens next?" " Why don't you..." " Read..." "No, you only wrote..." ""She's scared, runs, falls, a hand touches her shoulder, she screams. "" " And what happens next?" " Got interested, uh?" " Did you write it?" " I did." " Where?" " Here." " Show me." " No!" " Is it the monster?" " Lf you wanna know..." " Is it?" " Wanna know?" " Won't you tell?" " Lf you want..." " Ah, Marina, I'm gonna work." " You want, I tell ya." " Won't you?" " Why..." "You say "I wanna know it" then I'll tell you." "I wanna know." " Mr. Otaviano." " Ms. Marcela." " Mr. Antônio..." " "Buon giorno, buon giorno"." " Anything wrong, Mr. Antônio?" " No, no. "Tutto bene, tutto bene"." " Is this the creek?" " Yes." " What a stench." " Yes." "I know..." "Where's the construction site?" " This way, this way, follow me." " Excuse me." "I got your project." "It could be adjusted, depending on the volume of the creek." "It rains a lot this time of the year." " How much cement?" " Just 200 bags." " That much?" " What do you mean?" "You want 15 cubic meters in it." "Each cubic meter is fifteen bags." "Two hundred by fifteen is thirteen and change." "You can do a cubic meter with ten." "That's a hundred and fifty bags." " I'm sorry, you can't." " You know you can." "You can't." "The standard is eleven bags per cubic meter." "A hundred and thirty is plenty." "I need 175 at least." "Any less and I'm paying you for the sewer." "It was budgeted at eight grand, I'm spending ten." "And I will be paid for that after 3 months!" "Leveling alone cost me thirteen hundred." "Not counting cement, which I bought before it goes up." "What I mean is:" "It will be 12,500 at the very least." " Make it 140 and we have a deal." " No way." "You need to do your share." "I pay my taxes." "That pays for a lot of city salaries." " Including yours." " And... yours." "I'm a tenured civil servant." "It was an internal selection." " I was the top candidate." " The only candidate." " No, your cousin was a candidate." " But he didn't study." " Because he drinks." " Says who?" "I was his neighbor, he raises hell when he drinks." " Like what?" " Beats his wife." "Oh, but she likes it..." "It's a family tradition." "You can give the wood for the construction." "When I was the subprefect, Sanitation was a pri-or-i-ty." "Spend money on a movie when there are no sewers." " You think small." " Small money, small thought." "No, no." "When the money is small you have to think big." " When I was subprefect..." " Dad, that was ages ago." "You weren't even elected then." " And the creek didn't stink." " But we want to help the creek." "Wood is expensive." "I already pay a lot of taxes." " Not that much." " What?" "In Spain, in Sweden, the tax burden is much larger." "In Sweden?" "Do they have open Sewers?" "Does crap float to Norway?" "Dad, please..." "How much wood?" "A thousand reais." "What do I get?" "It's charitable, but your logo will be in the opening credits." "It's charitable, ...but it will help strengthen your brand." "The audience is your audience, kids and parents from the region." "It would be:" "Leonardo Wines presents..." ""Present"." "It's better." "Leonardo Wines present..." "And our audience is your audience, Mothers and kids from the region." "And what do you need?" "We have two different share types." "The first, with higher visibility has your logo before the title." "That insert is a share of a thousand reais." "A thousand reais?" "Well, we can have dinner, watch a DVD... then talk about it." "Thanks, my husband loves rock." "No, too much trouble for you." "We can go out to dinner." "I know a great place!" "The second type of share would be donation of necessary material." "Your company would be mentioned in the end credits, ...and there would be product placement in the movie." " What kind of material?" " Ah... costumes, make-up." "Costumes?" " Costumes..." "Dresses." " And shoes." "A thousand is nothing for men like you." " In whose name?" " Bologna Engineering." "Bo-lo-gna." "The money will go to supplies like sand, gravel, cement..." "The country needs more businessmen with your social vision." "Thanks." "How would the audience know where the dress came from?" "We figure it out." "Don't worry." " And our dinner?" " At nine." "You'll love the place." "There are beautiful girls there." "Last month I met a girl..." " Yeah?" " Short dark hair, great body..." " Today isn't good." "I, uh..." " You have my card." " Lf you want it, call." " Sure." " Thank you." " See ya." " I made it all up." "Girl, bar..." " Of course." " There she comes!" " Who?" " Silene." " Silene who?" " Silene Seagal." " Ah..." " Good morning, Silene." " Good morning." "Where are you going so pretty?" "My graduation party." "Such a nice dress..." "Your mother made it?" "No." "I bought it at "Only Beauties"." "Bye, I can't be late." "Bye, Silene Seagal." " No, wait, wait, wait." "Stop, stop!" " What?" "It was so weird, saying the last name like that." "Nobody does that." "Just say "Bye, Silene"." "Better, uh?" "We'll repeat because of that?" "We rewind..." "How do you rewind?" "That store name thing sounded phoney." " She has to." " Why not show it?" "Do you want to show it?" " Look who's coming!" " Who?" " Silene." " Silene who?" " Silene Seagal." " Ah..." " Good morning, Silene." " Good morning." "Where are you going so pretty?" "My graduation party." "New dress..." " How can you tell?" " You still have the tag." "Thank you." "Turn, turn." "It's upside-down." "No!" "ONLY BEAUTIES" "Bye, I can't be late." "Bye, Silene Sea..." "lene." "Mr. Antônio!" "Mr. Antônio!" " Come watch!" " Silene Silene?" "Let's do it again." " How do you watch it?" " Come!" "My hair looks awful." "Awful." "The workers don't have gloves or hard hats." "That's bad." " Why?" " Because you have to use them." "I'll be fined, girl." "I'm sorry, you need a new take." " Look who's coming!" " Who?" " Silene Seagal." " Silene Seagal who?" "Cut!" " Look who's coming!" " Who?" " Silene." " Silene who?" " Silene Seagal." " Ah..." "Good morning, Silene Seagal." "Cut!" " Look who's coming!" " Who?" " Silene." " Silene who?" " Silene Seagal." " Ah..." " Good morning, Silene." " Good morning." " Where are you going so pretty?" " My graduation party." " New dress..." " How do you know?" " You still have the tag." " Oh..." " Name?" " João Maria Mercedes." " João Maria Mercedes?" " And you..." "Setembrino?" "Sure, I was born in September." "The mother got mixed up..." "Didn't know which was it." "Mercedes is a family name!" "You're lucky you aren't Octobrino." "Ah..." "Octobrino..." "Hah..." " Address?" " What for?" " For the release." " What release?" "For the movie." "City Hall says you have to sign." "Name, address, signature at the bottom, OK?" " There's money?" " No, sorry." "Extras just get thanked..." "This is a charity." "Yeah, up our charity." "Thank you." "We have bananas for you, for afterwards." "Ok?" "Bananas..." "Dad." "We already have forty-five seconds of movie." "How much do you need?" "We need..." "Well, we need ten minutes." "So you are still... nine minutes and fifteen seconds short." "Yes, dad." "Does it hurt?" "No, it's just a sprain." " Promise?" " Yes." "Just imagine." "If all goes well, before summer the sewerage will be ready, no more stench..." "If it works out." "You think it won't work out." " I hope it will." " But you think it won't." "I tried building lots of times, Marina." "I got tired." "Yes, dad, you tried and failed." "Maybe I'll succeed." "You say that because you're young." "I understand that you're tired, dad." "Of course." "I'm old." "I didn't say that." "You're right, Marina." "I am old." "You can put me to bed and forget about me." "Close the door to my room forever." "Close the door when you leave, it's windy..." "And my arm hurts." " You said it didn't, dad." " I lied." " Let me see it." "Let me help." " Forget about it." " Lie down, dad!" " I want to sleep, rest." "Are you alright?" "Good night, my daughter." "Must've been a harmless animal..." "What?" " Is that you?" " It's me." "Stop, Fabrício." " You're..." " Stop!" "You're beautiful." " Stop, Fabrício!" " What?" "Come." "The ball is about to start." "Go... go!" " The ball was great." " Indeed!" "Indeed." "Indeed!" "And the band?" "Wonderful." "There were lots of people." "You were the prettiest..." "Too pretty." "Stop!" "You're gonna wrinkle my dress..." "Then go look for my girlfriends!" "Silene, wait..." "Silene!" " Wait up." "Wait, wait." " What?" "I can't do it." "I can't, I'm sorry." " What, Silene?" " The scene doesn't make sense." "This girl is what?" "Sixteen?" "Seventeen?" " So?" " So?" "The dress doesn't match!" "I'm twenty-six, I can't play a virgin high-schooler..." " Yeah..." "So..." " Yeah, virgin..." "Marina, I want to play a real person." "A real woman!" "Ok, right..." "You're right." "Good night." "Right." "Silene, wait!" "I need to talk to you." "Look, you're a real nice guy we had our fun, but I have a career." "I can't get attached to anyone right now." "Good-bye, Fabrício." "Silene, wait..." "Get out, Fabrício!" "You're in the shot!" "Silene, come!" "Get out, get out!" "Not so hard, Fabrício!" " Are you OK?" " A horrible monster attacked me." " Uh..." "I saw it." " You saved me." " Silene..." " Fabrício..." "That's enough, right?" "Right." "That's enough..." "How do I turn it off?" "Where's the button?" "It's just make-believe, man!" " Fabrício, it's rolling..." " See?" "Easy..." "How much?" "Five minutes, twelve seconds." " That's half, right?" " What now?" "We need to explain where the monster came from." "How?" "I don't know, that stuff you said." "Pesticides, Ecology..." " You gonna smoke?" " Just one cigarette." "I could be a... scientist." "A genetics specialist." " Scientist is good!" " You don't look it, Fabrício." "No, we'll find someone." "Yeah, scientist is good..." "That can get us... four minutes." "Let's do it?" " Where is it set?" " At the scientist's lab." "So the scientist comes and explains the origin in his lab." "Don't we have to introduce him?" " What do you mean?" " Say who he is." " It'd be better." " Yeah, right?" " To make it clear." " But how?" "Fabrício can ask and introduce the scientist." "Good!" "Fabrício turns to the scientist and asks:" ""You are a famous scientist." "How do you explain the sewer monster?"" "Great!" "Fabrício introduces him." "Doesn't he need a name?" " Yeah, that'd be better." " I missed it before." " He needs a name, right?" " But what?" "Depends on who's playing him." "Why, Silene?" "Name and face have to match, right?" "That's silly, Silene..." "Imagine that..." "Do I look like a Marina?" " Absolutely." " That's crap!" "Do I look like a Joaquim?" " You're a total Joaquim." " What do Joaquins look like?" " Like Joaquim!" " That's silly!" "What's silly?" "Do I look like a Fabrício?" "You're a total Fabrício." " A Fabrício?" " Yeah." "And you?" " Silene Seagal..." " What?" " You're a Silene Silva." " What?" " That's right." " Yeah?" "Yeah!" " Bi-biu!" " Bi-biu?" " Silene!" " Bi-biu!" " You start, then you're sorry." " Oh, how I fear you, Bi-biu!" "Let's get back to the scientist's name." " Doctor Franz." " What?" " Franz." " Great." " German." " Good, Franz..." "German scientist." "How come?" "You said Franklin and we all agreed on "No Americans"." "We don't have Americans." " Lots of Germans." " Lots." "A German scientist, here?" "We only have hicks here, Joaquim." " You're one." " I have a higher education." "In Tourism." "Hotel college." " High school degree!" " That's a hotel, not college." "Enough is enough!" "It's two AM and we're discussing the scientist's name." "That's crap." "We'll find an actor tomorrow, he'll choose a name." " Doctor Otaviano." " Let me work, Marina." "Doctor Augustine?" " You really like St. Augustine..." " Augustine..." "Five minutes, dad." "You can go there..." "Have lunch, it won't get in your way at lunch." "Girl, this movie is a joke." "Public money is for schools, for roads..." "Don't say that, you love cinema." "Cinema!" "I love cinema!" " How is a sewer movie cinema?" " Dad, I won't explain it again." "I told you, the movie doesn't matter." "The sewer matters." "But no movie, no sewer, right?" " It needs the scientist." " But why me?" "You're the best man for the part." "Dad!" "He explains the story." "They wouldn't understand it." "It would lose money." "It's the simplest..." "Dad, we have to build this sewerage." "Do you agree?" "Yes, d'accordo." "Help me." "All by heart?" "No, no." "You can read them." "Isn't by heart better?" "It's too big for that, dad." "I'll improvise what I don't know by heart." "Whatever you like." " That's good!" " Do yours, Marina!" " Silene, it's good, isn't it?" " Wait!" "It won't change much." "Dad!" "Hair is everything for an actor." " That's silly." " No, I'm serious." ""Hair makes man a mysterious being who carries on his head the most vivid and striking body part something rebel like the sea and jumbled like a forest." "Hair is almost outside the body..." "It's like a private garden, where the owner lets his will run wild." "It springs up and flows as if free from the rule of the soul. "" "What?" "It's written on a poster at the salon." " Nice, uh, dad?" " Yes." "It's by Gustavo Corção." "And you know it by heart?" "My daughter's really smart." "With the time you spend there you could know the Bible by heart." "Why are you laughing... chimera?" "Go take care of your mycosis!" "Stop, Silene!" "Stop!" "We're gonna roll!" "Don't pay attention..." " Can I use the ice?" " Dry." "Dry ice..." " Poisons..." " Go!" "I can't get this thing right." " Go, Joaquim!" " It's stuck!" " Go!" "Go!" "Go!" " Poisons..." "Get out, Joaquim!" "Get out!" "Rolling..." "Go!" "You can go now." "Speak." "Action!" " Speak, Fabrício!" " Sorry." " It was me first..." " I can't believe it." " Somebody rewind it for me." " Wait, I'll do it." " We'll cut it afterwards." " What, dad?" " Cut it in the editing room?" " Do what?" "Aren't you going to edit it?" " We are?" " Are you shooting it in sequence?" " Yes." " It's simpler." "Is it any good?" "It is any good, dad, it is." "It doesn't matter." "We just need ten minutes for City Hall." "For crying out loud..." "It's lunch!" "Go, Fabrício!" ""Poisons in the river mutated... "" "Attention!" "Attention!" "Rolling..." "Dr. Vitor Hugo:" "You're a famous scientist." "How do you explain this monster?" "Poisons, detritus in the river mutated some animal genetically." " This is a warning." " Yes." " We should respect Nature." " Right." "What do you think we can do to destroy this monster?" "Let's kill it!" "We can use fire, guns and poison." "And other, bigger monsters will come." "We'll kill them with bigger weapons, deadlier poisons." "And it will never end, Nature creates antibodies against us." "Stronger and stronger and stronger monsters will appear." "Until we won't be able to handle them." "And they will kill us all!" "And monsters shall rule the Earth." "And nature will be free of man, which will be a relief." "When man breathes, nature trembles." "Trembles!" " Great, dad!" " Take two?" "You spoke a lot." "How long, Fabrício?" "I can do better." "I'll buy tape." " Minute twelve." " It's the price of a chair." "Then we still need another four minutes." "No?" "Well..." "The death scene can have four minutes." "Four minutes to die?" "Die of what?" "Asthma?" "No, we need another scene." "It could kill someone." " Who?" " Fabrício." "Who will kill the monster?" "It could kill the scientist." " Right?" " Silene..." "Great idea!" " No, forget it, please!" " It will kill the scientist." "I have to work, I can't make movies all day." " It has to kill the scientist!" " Use a double." " A what?" " A body double." "To stand in." "Wear my coat and my cap." "Shoot from the back as it attacks." "Dad!" "Only Fabrício can stand in for Mr. Otaviano." "No, I'm just too tall and athletic to be Mr. Otaviano's body double." "Rolling." "Go, Mr. Antônio!" " Go!" " We'll start from there." "You... crap monster!" "Finocchio!" "Bum!" " Cut!" "Cut!" " Mr. Antônio, let go!" "Stop!" "Calm down!" "It's just a movie!" " What?" "What?" " It's all make-believe." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." " It's alright." "Again!" " But it's just make-believe, OK?" "My..." "Mamma mia!" "The sewer monster!" "Oh my good Lord!" "I can't take this!" "Cut!" " Twenty-two seconds!" " Only?" "We have to be slower." "It's going out, the..." " Battery?" " Yes." " Mr. Antônio!" " Yes?" "Come back!" "Take two!" " Take two?" " Yes, take two." " Yes, yes, quick." "But slower, OK?" " Slower or faster?" "Good morning." "Where you going so pretty?" " Bye, Fabrício." " Silene, wait!" " Fabrício!" " Enough!" "Let's kill them!" "Mamma mia!" "The Monster is dead." "To avoid new monsters, ...we have to take better care of nature." "Great ending, uh?" "I couldn't understand you." "You need to speak up, Fabrício." "It's good." "It's eight minutes..." "we need two more." " Credits could be two minutes." " We need two minutes of..." " It's awful, guys." "It's..." "It's awful." "Just..." "Who is going to pay ten grand for crap like that?" " Joaquim, we could go to jail!" " Come on, Marina!" "My God, what a stupid idea I had!" "We can't even edit it." "It's ridiculous..." "And when Silene is walking everybody can hear us." " I told Fabrício!" "I told him!" " You?" "I kept shushing you." "It's..." "They're gonna laugh at us." "They'll laugh at us." "Dad was right, this idea..." " Bad idea..." " No, Marina, come on." "Come here, come." "Don't hide your face like that." "Come here." "No one will laugh at us." "Your dad?" "He is old." "Old and cranky, that's right." "Now you just have to put up with him." "You had a great idea." "Really great." "An idea... from somebody who..." "wanted to help people and stuff..." "An idea to make the world better for the children." "Crime?" "Dumping the sewer on the river is a crime!" "A crime against the world, against you and me..." "It's a crime against our children." " A crime against our children." " I know." " The sewer causes diseases, Marina." " I know." "The sewer gave me that mycosis." " You know that, right?" " I know." "What mycosis?" "If we have to edit it, we'll edit it." " We have to pay for that." " How much?" "How should I know?" "I have no idea who does that, or how." "Who does it, Fabrício?" "We have to go to Bento." " I'll make some calls." " Fabrício will make some calls." "No need to cry..." "like that... over a movie." "Maybe it's not that serious." "Don't let it get to you." " Hello." "Yes?" " Hi... do you like, edit the?" " Editing?" "Yes, we do." "Come in." "Make yourselves comfortable." "Have a seat." "Wedding?" " Oh, no!" " No." "It's..." "It's a movie." "Oh, OK." "Old movie?" "No, it's a... new... movie." "We... we shot it." "It's fiction." ""The sewer Monster", that's the title of the movie." "How do I get there?" "Go up through the rocks." "The rocks?" "Are you nuts?" "That slips like hell." "It's the only way." "Kids go through there all the time." "They shouldn't." "And I'm no kid." "You need to bridge it." "That's not in the projec budget." "But how much is it?" "It's just two beams and a plank." "Two beams, a plank, nails, corks, screw, labor costs..." "I can budget it." "But who will pay?" "You do." "I've already been subprefect." "You're supposed to take care of safety at the site." "I have to fulfill the contract, build as planned an in budget." "And I still haven't received a penny... because the funds have not been released." "You're cheap..." "It's two beams and a plank..." "Cheap?" "You... you give the wood." "You have wood to spare." "Make a bridge with hardwood?" "Uh?" "Two beams and a plank..." "That's peanuts, it's..." "You have to!" "Cheapskate." "You're the cheapskate, you pay peanuts to your own children!" "Half your family is living on City money!" " New car!" " New car, yes!" "Such a Bolognese." "Moocher..." "Such a Bolognese?" "Tax fraud is Venetian!" "What?" ""Va fa'n culo"!" ""Va tu!" "Va tu che tu sono un fag tu sono un fag. "" ""La tua mamma fai buchinni col raggazzi. "" " And you're an idiot!" " Finocchio!" " "Sei tu!" Ladylike!" " "Tu!" "Sei tu!" "Sei tu!"" " Mortaci!" " Look here!" "Look, it's rolling along nicely..." "Great!" " Morning!" " Signor Mayor, "buon giorno"!" " Morning!" " Morning." " Nice to see it's begun already." " That's true." "When will it finish?" "No funds yet." "But if all goes well, in three weeks." " So quick." " Efficient workers." "What do you think?" "I think..." "There should be a bridge here." "Children have to go through those slippery rocks." "They'll break a neck, God forbid." "Construction leads to issues, but it's important." " Don't you think?" " Yes, I know." "The community has been asking for a long time and the subprefect answered." "If I paid attention to the press and the opposition I'd never invest public money in sanitation." "You have to manage funds and prepare the city to grow." "Ah..." "Good, good." "So, please, a picture here with the community representatives." "The two of us?" "GROWING FOR THE FUTURE" "BASIC SANITATION COMMUNITY'S SEWER SYSTEM" "Thank you." "Have a nice day." "Congratulations, thanks." "We'll see, we'll see." " Looking good, uh?" " How about it?" "Sorry, I crossed the line." "You don't have to apologize, Mr. Otaviano..." "I'm too old for these rocks." "If you only knew what rheumatism does to you..." "The pain..." "You don't know pain." "You'll know about it when you have..." " How come I don't?" "... Renal colics are real pain." "I don't wish them on you, of course." "But..." "I told Isolda, "Kill me, please I can't handle it... "" " This knee in the winter..." " What about it?" " Ah..." "Well, I'm sorry..." " No, no, I'm sorry." "Excuse me, I still..." "I want to catch a euphonia." "What for?" "That euphonia is such a pretty bird!" " This is a male." " Is it?" "I want to catch a female." " Poor thing is so sad and alone." " Ah..." "I know what it feels like." "In winter, especially..." " Listen to it..." " Yes, I hear it." " It's a female." " Female." "So, excuse me." "Sorry, uh?" " Good afternoon." " Afternoon." " Have a nice day." " You too, have a nice day." "God!" "Man, now that's cinema!" "This isn't real, alright?" "Alright?" "Genius!" "Wonderful." " You like it?" " Wow!" "Like it?" "This is a masterpiece." "You have no idea how good it is." "This movie is... spontaneous, it's real." "It's real and funny." "The scientist, the scientist is great." "And it will kill us all!" " My dad." " Oh, your dad." "And that writing!" "Is it yours?" " Monsters shall rule the Earth!" " It is, but... dad improvised some." "And the Monster costume..." "It's amazing!" " My husband made it." " Thank you." "Your charm is half Paulo Betti, half Jean-Paul Belmondo." " You think?" " Yeah." " But... can you edit it?" " Sure, sure I can." " And Silene?" " What about her?" "That woman is a goddess!" "Where did you find her?" "Agency?" "No, she's family..." "My sister." "Sister?" "Same mother, same father?" "No, she's adopted." "Oh, right." "She looks so different." "We'll have to... do some reshooting, add some scenes..." "Did Silene cut her hair?" " She has to keep the hair!" " She'll keep the hair." "Call her now and tell her that." " No, she will keep it." " No, seriously... tell her to keep the hair." "Where is the phone?" " Does she have a cell?" " Yeah." "Cesspool..." "I like the article." "The Cesspool Monster." "Sewer, cesspool, what's the difference?" "Look it up." "Call her!" "That shirt looks great!" " This?" "I bought it in São Paulo." " I knew it." "Hello?" "Silene?" "Hi, it's me." "Silene, where are you?" "At the salon?" "Are you gonna straighten it?" "Have you cut it?" "You will!" " Don't cut!" " Don't cut!" " It's just a trim..." " No!" "Tell her not to cut!" " Don't change your hair." " Tell her don't touch in that hair!" "Don't touch that hair!" " I'm here with..." " Zico." "...Zico." "I'm in Bento, at the..." "editing the movie, he watched it." "He really, really liked... your hair." "But he still wants to shoot some extra scenes." "You can't cut because of continuity, for the reshoot." "It has to be the same in the new scenes, right, Silene?" " No, not even trim." " Let me try." "He's gonna talk to you, wait." "Hello." "Silene..." "How are you doing?" "This is Zico." "Yes." "First of all, congratulations." "You're great in it, wonderful." "You're gorgeous." "The thing is, we'll have to shoot some additional scenes." " Wait!" "You can't cut your hair." "No, no." "Not even straighten it." "But please don't cut it." "Don't cut it." "Ok?" "No, don't, don't cut..." "Please don't..." "Promise you won't cut!" "That's great." "Thank you and congratulations." "I found it:" ""Sewer." "Underground hole for disposal; cesspool. "" " A sewer is a cesspool." " Great!" "The Cessppol Monster..." "The Horrible Cesspool Monster..." "The O's in the poster can be eyes." " Which poster?" " You have a poster, right?" "No." "Zico, the movie will help build a sewerage for the community." " Sure, sure." "A cesspool." " A cesspool." "The Horrible Cesspool Monster is too long. "The Cesspool Monster"." "And..." "how much would it be to edit it?" "That's cheap." "Two thousand, a little more." " 2,000?" " A little more." "I think we could do a scene where it rips Silene's dress off." "I can write that." "Rip the dress?" " Gotta rip it." " She's not gonna let us." "That's not a problem." "We buy a new one." "Or have a new one made." "We can shoot it in a day." "Two, tops." "But how much is all that?" "With both editing and reshooting," "I think it's less than four grand." "I'll pay for that." "For the coffee." "I'll pay for the coffee." "No, I can't do that." "The money we have is for the sewer." "I'll be the co-producer." "You just pay for smoke machine, camera, lights, stuff like that." "No, no camera." "We'll use mine:" "Digital, 3 CCDs." "No need." "Ok, then." "The total is 2,000 reais..." "Cash upfront." "I'll sign as co-director." " As what?" " Co-director." "Who directs?" "What do you mean, directs?" "I did... and Fabrício." "Joaquim helped too." " Two thousand?" " Two thousand, Joaquim." " Two thousand?" " Two thousand." "Cash upfront." "I can do it." "Come again?" " I can do it." " Oh, you?" "Joaquim, where are you gonna get two thousand?" "I can do it." "Thanks." "Take care of it." "See you." " What is that?" " Two thousand reais." " Where from?" " Sold the bike." " You sold your bike?" " I did." " You're not taking it?" " Oh, no." " Why won't you take it?" " Because I won't." " Why not?" " Because I won't." "Hold here." "Hold it." "Lose the blanket." " Lose it!" " I'm losing it!" "That's right." "Now the dress." "No, honey." "The other one." "That one." "Put it to the side so I can see it." "It will do." "How many do you have?" " What?" " How many can we rip?" " I only have this one!" " Only this?" " Why have more?" " What if we need a second take?" " We'll sew it." " No, c'mon." "How much is the dress?" " It's seventy-five reais." " Can't you buy two?" "Buy two dresses just to rip them?" "That's five bags of cement." " It doesn't have to be a big rip." " No, it does." "Alright." "Go, Silene, change your outfit." "Uh?" "Where are you going?" " I'll go home and change." " Do it here." "We're losing light." "Do it here?" " So what?" " Are you insane?" "No, c'mon..." "No one will look." "Change behind the tree." "Go." "Come on, Silene, I'll make a blind." " I'm sorry?" " Joaquim." "Joaquim!" "This is you now!" "This is the key scene, the one in the poster, it's the whole story." "It's where the monster first sees the leading lady." "This is the whole movie." "It can't go wrong." "We only have one dress." "This is your scene." " You're a monster." " I'm a monster." " You're an irrational beast..." " It's angry." "It's angry." "And it's incredibly strong, Joaquim." "You've been hibernating..." " It was quiet." "... and the sewer woke you." " It was quiet there." " Cesspool, not sewer!" " Uh?" " Yeah!" "So..." " Sewer." " Cesspool!" " Sewer." " Cesspool." "The noise woke you." "You are famished and furious." " And what do you see?" " Silene." "Silene." "Silene." " Silene." "What do you do?" " I beat her." " No, you swallow her, chew her." " I will beat her up good." "Know what you'll really do?" " Rip her dress." " You gotta rip the dress." "You have to rip it." "Rip it." "Rip it a lot." "Can I..." "Can I really slap her?" "Go with the flow, OK?" "As it comes to you." "If she doesn't let you, fight her." " You..." " Monster!" " What?" " Monster!" "A monster!" "Are you ready?" " Silene, are you done?" " Almost." " Almost." " Almost?" "!" "How long do you need?" "We're losing light here!" "Let me see." "Where?" "Is the hair good?" "Yeah, the hair is fine." "Hey, Marina!" "Put in a new tape!" "This is a long-take." "No cuts." " Tape?" " Yes." "Is the smoke machine ready?" " Yeah." " The machine is important." "Smoke is crucial for the scene." " It will work." " I know it will." " Do you know your lines?" " I do." "Wow!" "You look gorgeous!" "Gorgeous!" "You are gorgeous." "You're cute too." " I am?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Silene..." "This is your scene." "This is the key scene, the one in the poster, it's the whole story." "It's where the monster first sees the lady." "This is the whole movie." "It can't go wrong." "We only have one dress." "This is your scene." "You're the leading lady." "You're a wonderful woman." "You're a star." "You shouldn't be here in this..." "this backwater." "You should be in Curitiba, in Paris, London, Barcelona." "You just graduated and you're leaving this stinking hole." "This is your last night, but you stumble upon the monster." "It wants you to live in the sewer with it." " Don't let it!" " No." " Resist." " Yes!" " Resist!" " I'll resist!" " Ready?" " I'm ready." "Fabrício..." "Look, do whatever, say whatever..." "Just please don't look at the camera." "Alright." "Not even a glance." "People!" "We're rolling!" "Smoke!" " Silene..." "Silene..." " Get out, Fabrício!" "Get out!" "Come on..." "Quiet!" "Action!" "Fire from the nose!" "Nose!" "Nose!" "You can go now!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "You can't destroy me!" "Go!" "You're just a monster!" "You're trash!" "I'm a star." "A star can't die in the trash!" "Unhand her... you fiendish monster!" "Kill!" "Kill!" "Kill!" "Kill!" " Silene!" " Fabrício!" " Did it hurt you?" " A horrible monster attacked me." " Uh..." "I saw it." " You saved me." " Silene..." " Fabrício..." "Attention..." "Cut!" "Perfect!" "Wonderful!" "Guys, you were great!" "Congratulations!" "Fabrício... you didn't look!" "Not even once!" "And the smoke?" "Great smoke..." "And you, Silene, my God!" "You are a star!" "You're perfect!" "The monster hams it up in the end, but editing can fix it." " Ready now?" " No." "Now is the best part." " Ready now?" " Almost." "I wanna show you something first." "Sit." " Can I show it?" " Sure." " What is that?" " A computerized mirror effect." "No... that tape." "Which tape is that?" "The tape for the shoot." "Whose was it?" "Fabrício's." "What else is in it?" "Relax!" "Listen to the score." "It's so beautiful..." "Listen..." "It's wonderful." "Silene is going to kill me." "Fabrício..." "Fabrício will kill me." "My dad." "Dad will kill me!" "Marina." "You only die once." " We have to use this scene." " I know." "It's a wonderful scene." "It has to be the last." "It's right after Silene dies." "Just Silene, not Fabrício..." "We shoot Fabrício at the graveyard, bringing her flowers." "He gets emotional, cries, starts remembering her." " Then the score..." " The score the score..." "... with the bath scene and the credits." " It's gonna be wonderful!" " Wonderful!" " Awards!" "We'll get awards!" "The song was too long, so I added some shots." " Those scenes..." " Like it was a metaphor... for love of Nature, of beauty." "There is nothing as natural and beautiful as a beautiful woman." "What's that?" "It's me." "Uh..." "You shot it." " How did he get that tape?" " No..." "I used the tape, Fabrício." "It was in the camera." "I taped over but that bit was still." " What, Marina?" "Unbelievable!" " You're beautiful there, Silene!" "I'll kill him!" " He really wants to use it." " What?" "No way!" "You're not in it!" " You want to show it in schools?" " They'll like it." "That'll be the day." "It's a beautiful scene." "Check this out, Silene." "It's your call." " What else is in the tape?" " Just Silene." "And that song." "I'm not sure I can use it, 'cause..." "It's a beautiful song..." " It's expensive!" "You have to pay." " You have to pay?" "How much?" " Three thousand." " That's a lot." "The construction is at 9,100." "And I have to buy cement." "The cement has gone up." "And you'll use the cement money to buy a song?" "No song, no scene, Fabrício." "No scene..." "That scene is a... metaphor..." "for love of nature." "It's a wonderful scene!" "Watch it!" "It's an investment, Joaquim, we are making in the region." "This movie is happening!" "Crystal Line will be famous." "You will be famous, Silene." "There will be money for investment... for tourism... for, I don't know..." "for inns, Fabrício!" "There will be plenty of money." "We can build lots of cesspools." "But watch this scene..." "Now it's your call, Silene." "It's up to you." "Look." "Mr. Otaviano." "I have to talk to dad about Silene." " Dad, uh..." " What?" "In the movie, Silene..." "She appears... without much on." " With Fabrício?" " No!" " No." "Alone, dad." " Oh, it's not a problem." " It's cold." " Today I..." "I can't feel it." " Will it take long?" " No." "Just this dance first." "Sit, dad, I'll be right there." "Marina..." "What?" "Congratulations." "And now, as part of the city's Culture Week, we'll watch a video." " I'll go check the sound." " Go where?" "To the back for the sound." "You go up there." "No, you go up there." "It's your movie." "I now request that the production crew come up." "Thanks." "No!" "I mean..." "thank you, because..." "Yes... we say thanks, but it's thank you." "Because it's the right thing to say." "The proper thing to say is thank you." "So... thank you." "And, uh, I hope you enjoy it... because, uh..." "I hope this video can be a warning of the importance of preserving nature." "Especially children." "Just one more thing." "I'd..." "like to thank... someone who supported me..." "right from the start, ...my husband..." "Joaquim Figueiredo." "No, one more..." "Sorry..." "I have to thank, right?" "I have to thank Mr. Leonardo, from Leonardo Wines, ...who present this movie." " And also Ms. Carmen, here..." " Thanks." "...from "Only Beauties", who supplied the dress for the actress a very pretty dress." "And... that's it, right?" "Yeah." "So, thanks." "You." "Thank you." "Anyone else want to say something?" "I don't want to speak." "But I also..." "I have to congratulate the private entrepreneurs... who participated with their companies in this project." "This video!" "Thanks." "Uh, I wanna say something." "Sorry, I have to speak." "I want to thank City Hall represented here by the Mayor." "A round of applause." "It's bold initiatives like this... courageous ones..." "Which deconstruct the oppressive audiovisual apparatus," "Which bring out a true language bold and visceral such as this." "Mr. Mayor thank you." "Thank you for your courage, ...for showing that a citizen, ...to be an artist and express his art," "...doesn't need to go to Porto Alegre." "Thank you." "Joaquim..." "I hope that, after this life doesn't stink anymore." " Suelen, do you want to speak?" " I do." "My name is Silene." "Silene!" "Silene!" "Silene!" "Silene, right, Silene." "Silene." "Let's watch the video." "Please..." "Santo Antônio de Pádua Culture Week." "It's cold, isn't it?" "That's right, Mr. Mayor..." " Decentralize, that's the golden rule." " I thank your great team... who was so important for our project." "That way we'll be able to launch..." "But the private companies are very interested." "Now, it represents..." "LEONARDO WINES PRESENT..." "Sit down!" "Sorry." "Sorry." ""THE CESSPOOL MONSTER"" "Joaquim!" " Look who's there!" " Who?" " Silene." " Silene who?" " Silene Seagal." " Ah..." " Good morning, Silene." " Morning." "Where are you going all dressed up?" "I choked." "Got a light?" " No, I don't." " In the car..." "Oh, it lost the lighter." "Oh, sorry, it's just..." "I have a cough." "Got a light?" " Yes." " You got?" "Yes." "Thanks." "Unhand her, you fiendish monster!" " Silene!" " A horrible monster attacked me." " Uh..." "I saw it." " You saved me." "SAVE NATURE" "NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL" "BEAUTY WILL SAVE THE WORLD" " Mr. Mayor!" "Congratulations!" " Thank you." "Sensational movie!" "Very funny." "None of that educational crap." "Silene, daughter, congratulations." " Thank you." " You look so pretty!" "I belong to the National Education Council." "And I'll recommend that this movie be shown in every public school." "...a force of nature, just like it says." "Firm breasts..." "Very pretty." "My next project is a short." "I have a draft and sponsors line up." "I call it "The Egg's Ego"." "It starts with a flashback..." "We rule Hoteling in the region." "May I introduce myself?" "Fabrício." "The egg sees itself chick, who sees itself hen, who doesn't see..." "I knew your sister was an artist!" "Where is your father, the scientist?" "If I paid attention to the press or the opposition I'd never invest public money in cultural projects." " You have to see my inn." " I'd love to." " Friday we got fondue." " No, no, no." "The character gets naked, I don't, see?" "I mean, for a character anything goes." "And I'm not ashamed of my body." "Write that down." "I'm sorry we couldn't finish the sewerage." "But the important thing is the money was spent in the region." "It led to growth." "Tourism rose 16,000%, for example." " With those thousands..." " Actually, 160 tourists." "So, with hundreds wanting to see where movie was shot we have to build a bridge over the Crystal." "So we need to finish the sewer first." " Oh, God!" " I mean, cesspool." "Mr. Mayor!" "Excuse me..." " I'm so glad you came!" " Congratulations!" "Thanks." " They said they'd come." " First lady..." " Please..." " 120 thousand?" "!" "First..." "Is it an ambulance or a helicopter?" "...and most beautiful Lady of the City." "Who said that?" "Before, I'd personally like to show you around the inn." "This here is the living room..." "We have a dining room, a fitness center, a grill..." "Very good." "I love it." "Let's check the bedrooms." "The city doesn't have funds for a bridge." "But it has funds for the school lunch." "You want to use that money from the school lunch for the bridge?" "Our school only has classes in the afternoon." "Kids have lunch at home and go back home for dinner." "Why food between those two?" " They're getting fat, so fat." " That's too much!" " Haven't you ever heard..." " Give me a break!" "...of chronic childhood obesity?" "What are your plans?" " What?" " It's Silene!" "Yes, I..." "I've received several proposals, yes, a lot of them." "Even for work." "Yeah, I'm open." "I'M OPEN." "Well, you know our traditional line of Marghera bunk bed." "We sell it nationally." "Now we're launching a kid version, ... called "The Cesspool Monster"." "Cute, uh?" "If you buy a crib and a dresser, you get a free lamp." "Cute lamp, uh?" "Kids love it!" "My husband made it." "He plays the monster." "And watch this, when it gets hot, It moves." "Here..." "Here, you're very..." "Give me a... yes, a smi..." "See them there?" "See?" "You guys are next." "THE CESSPOOL MONSTER Now you'll be Silene... and you'll be Fabrício." "Want to see it?" "Here." " It's starting to rain." " Rain!" "Come on..." "Come on in..." " I'll photograph you later." " It's raining?" "Yeah, it's raining." "Dad!" "Dad!" "Where are you going?" "It's raining!" "I'm not made of sugar!"