"The whole country of the system is that I am not in this movie only my name is in this movie "Bachchan"" "Whatever they are saying they are lying" "I can swear on Geeta" "That's the first dialogue of play and where is Geeta?" "And where is the Gandhi Ji's picture behind the chair" "How long I should wait?" "You are busy to make over this court" "Tomorrow we have real hearing in court" "Where is your brother Abbas?" "You also know how I am collecting money for this case" "I have sold my own taxi for this case who is running from 3 years" "And whom he sold his taxi" "Now he is driving taxi for those people" "After dad's death our uncle occupied our property" "Now in which house we are living he also wanted to occupy that house" "If we will win this case then we will keep our house" "and we will be attached with our dad's memories as well" "Tomorrow's judgenment must be in our favour" "Don't worry!" "We will must win" "But you are telling this thing since 3 years" "I can give you guarantee" "Now I have prepared the case that your opponent won'tjust give you the house but they will give us compensation for mental harrasement" "Really?" "Yes!" "Judge is gonna be impressed with my arguments that he will say before judgement" "All the Arguments of Abbas Ali's lawyer and his given papers clearly tells that this property doesn't belongs to Abbas Ali" "Now if he wants..." "So he can file a case of Mental Harrasement against Abbas Ali." "Where are you running?" "Come here!" "I am a lawyer" "You are the last nail of grave" "We will go to Supreme Court" "Now you will go up" "You have crossed the limits..." "You have beaten your own lawyer at government office" "Thanks to Sania that he called me and I have got bail for you" "Otherwise!" "You didn't think about your sister before doing it all" "I have thought about Sania that's why I have just beaten up that bastard" "Otherwise I would have kill him with that Judge's hammer" "I agreed that it all went wrong with us" "But it doesn't mean that you will start kill everyone" "What else I should do?" "We have left this house" "Junaid Bhai is refusing me to give his taxi he is saying that I am a criminal" "In that case I won't lose my temper then what else." "Enough!" "Sania!" "Get some tea for him" "Now I understand that..." "Why Taj Mahal is a wonder" "What?" "Without getting loan from the bank" "Shah Jehan has build up Taj Mahal" "Wonder!" "A middle class man have so many basic wishes" "6 figure salary 5 working days" "4 wheeler car 2 bedroom flat two kids and... a life partner" "But the reality is that..." "In this world man's heavy burden is his empty pockets..." "Appreciation of good days comes after bad days..." "Thanks to confirm this thing that..." "I am running on my bad days" "It's good to understand your situation" "But it's a bad thing to curse on your situations..." "You and Sania come with me to my village" "Me and your dad wasn't friends for the namesake we were like brothers..." "Now you will do like I will say" "If you'll stay here then you'll cursse your luck to see those faces" "And I will try where I works you will get a nice job there" "Rananpur is such a wonderfull place" "No politics is there" "Nor crowd like city" "Peace is all over the village" "I have been working for Raghuwanshi family from 30 years" "Earlier with his father and now I am working with his son PrithviRaj..." "PrithviRaj is such an amazing man" "He have only two habits" "First!" "His second is speaking better english than British people" "More than English" "He loves his sister Radhika" "Right now Radhika is studying in Dehli whenever the matter comes for Rananpur's village progress" "PrithviRaj stands first of all..." "This year in village" "He is also starting the power plant project in village" "But his cousin Vikrant comes to interfere in power plant project" "To provoke the family enimty" "He is against Prithviraj and this Power Project" "PrithviRaj looks such a honest and decent man" "You have decided to put Abbas job on right place" "He hates only one thing" "What?" "Lie!" "How do you feeling?" "I am feeling lot of pain" "Have some water" "Help!" "He brought you here" "Tell me which monster turned you in this condition" "I did it..." "I have beaten him up" "You have beaten him up and you brought him here" "He had lot of stains on his body" "It was necessary to wash him" "And to bringing him up here was necessary for humanity" "But what he has done?" "He has done fraud!" "He has done a fraud of 99 rupees in accounts" "Only for rupees 99..." "It's not a matter of 99" "It's a matter of lie" "Prithiviraj salutes the truth but he killed the lier" "Next time if you will lie then don't worry about the results" "I will give you the prize" "Find another man of his replacement" "This Ravi is late again he is not my son but my problem" "He is the proof of my every disease" "There must be some reason for late Only one reason" "His third class Aflatton Drama Company" "My friend Abbas you have come" "I have come to dehli many times but you are welcome first time in our village" "Actually we came here to meet you without changing our costumes" "But you guys are late" "I am standing here since long because of you" "Are you the coin of Sholay that you have to stand since long" "You could sit on the bench" "Shame on you!" "Show some manners of the act of this Lord Raam" "You are calling your dad from his name" "It depends on the father" "Shastri!" "Pick up the bags" "Your drama company is really Aflatoon" "I was saying now you have come here" "So why don't you make over our drama company's stage" "Where else we will find a better Art Director like you" "At lease some intelligent came to Joker Party" "Tell me the theme of your new play" "I will have to decide the things for your play" "People makes movies to inspire from the play but first time" "I have made this play to inspire with movies" "What's the name of your play?" "What else we can expect people like you" "You are good for nothing" "We can't rehearse our play because of him" "One minute!" "You are Shastri and he is Ravi" "If not here then where do you rehearse for your play" "My dad used to say that human should respect his moustache and his principles" "Who doesn't have moustache he doesn't have heart" "By the way where is your dad?" "He died four years ago" "Good!" "What an acting?" "Your play is super hit" "Abbas!" "I want you to pray the God like my first act has come" "Alibaba and 15 thieves same as that this act should be successful" "15 thieves?" "Alibaba had 40 thieves" "It's a play for village" "We have problem for budget that's why Alibaba and 15 thieves" "I have made the list of all things" "You take Sania to Pichku's shop and take credit" "Actually we have a budget problem" "Get down!" "You will fall down" "What are you doing up there?" "Get down!" "Get down!" "You will fall down!" "Why temple is closed?" "Abbas!" "This temple is at the boudary of Ranantpur and Kherwara" "See the result of two villages fight" "Temple door is locked from many years" "What are you doing?" "Are you gone mad?" "If you will enter the temple then there will be a chaos" "What you have done?" "You have broken the temple's lock" "Kid would sink down..." "But!" "Let's go from here" "Who are you?" "You are out of my mind" "Where smoke doesn't appear..." "Your dish get hot over there..." "You don't interefere!" "We already had many arguments on this issue" "You are shooting in the day" "We have already warned you" "You could be arrested for your act" "But this guy has broken temple's lock" "This guy has broken the temple's lock to save this kid" "I think that's the God wish" "Now it will be against the religion to lock down this temple" "So what do you mean?" "If temple is open so it will remain open" "I will take the permission from Collector" "If anybody will go against this decision then he would be arrested" "I don't accept this decision..." "S. P!" "This temple will remain open" "From today it's my responsibility and if whoever will interfere" "I will make him remember his mom's milk" "I have never seen you before..." "He is my friend's son" "He came from Dehli!" "Name?" "Abhishek Bachchan" "His name is Abhishek Bachchan" "What else I would say" "Abbas Ali!" "If villagers would know that Abbas Ali has broken the temple's lock then we all will be disappeared" "But Abhishek Bachchan!" "If Prithviraj will know this..." "Come with me" "He is the guy whom you wanted to give job" "Yes!" "But you didn't tell me some other name..." "Who kept your name?" "His dad..." "But why Abhishek Bachchan?" "Why not Sachin Tendulkar" "Because when he born he was taller than Tendulkar" "I am joking" "Why are you shying Abhishek?" "Tell him how did you get this name" "My dad and mom was the huge fan of Amitabh Bachchan..." "So!" "So mom and dad met in cinema they both were gone to watch Deewar" "They saw each other in interval and they felt in love" "Then?" "Why are you shying?" "Speak!" "Next time... they went to watch movie together" "Chupke Chupke!" "Then they took swear of marriage that day Qasme Waade was released when they got married then Suhaag was released and when mom gave good news to my dad then Parwarish was released and when I was released I mean when I was born" "then Muqaddar Ka Siqandar was released that's why my dad kept my name Abhishek Bachchan" "Thank God your family was not the fan of Amjad Khan" "Otherwise your name would be Gabbar Singh" "What is your Qualification?" "Jamia Islamia University" "Pandit Nehru College opposite to that University" "I have passed B. A from there" "A. B has passed B.A." "He read 2 words and both wrong, B.A." "Makhan!" "Yes!" "Give him the job of Superman" "He is saying Supervisor" "Salary 30,000" "30,000!" "35,000!" "Not more!" "Without any experience you gave me a job" "Our thirty years special appearance" "You came here for his proposal" "Truth is that..." "He wants to say that I will never let you down" "Because my dad used to say..." "I can't count your body parts" "Don't look relationship's benefits but their meanings" "And remember one thing" "If you will do it again then I will kill you" "Now do you understand why I didn't let you go anywhere" "They are our kins but they are thirsty for our blood" "If he have so many problems here then why don't we shift from Ranantpur" "Ranantpur's every villager is more than my relatives" "They have some hopes with me and I have learned only one thing" "Rather break your relationship but never break anyone's trust" "Next time if you want to go somewhere then inform me first" "Seve the food!" "We are leaving!" "Listen!" "Today you have prooved that you are notjust honest" "but you are brave too..." "Come!" "Have food with me" "No!" "Today I am fasting" "From today I have decided that I will fasting" "Why fasting on wednesday?" "Day doesn't matter for mom" "I am fasting specially for my mom" "One minute!" "You said that only your sister lives with you" "Now where did your mom came from?" "Only you can have mom I jumped out from the egg" "Actually!" "I had only sister at home but mom also came yesterday" "Where did your mom came from?" "Kashi!" "That's why... that's why I have decided that mom wouldn't be well" "I will fasting everyday" "I will also fasting for your mom" "What are you saying?" "You will do so much for mom..." "It's not enough" "Tomorrow I will come to your house" "No!" "Yes!" "Why?" "Why not?" "But why?" "I will open my fast with your mom" "Mom and Sister will be very happy" "I will be also happy" "I will be also happy" "Actually!" "Boss has seen the mom but he haven't seen mom's love, Makhan!" "I didn't said listen!" "I think your ears are not well..." "How he will meet your mom?" "If mom will exist then he will meet" "Where is your mom?" "How would you bring the mom?" "I think dad will passed away for mom" "We have fake mom in our play" "Abbas!" "Fake mom!" "But how we will get fake mom?" "We made Vidhya Sagar to play girl's role" "He will looks like mom" "But I will never looks like his son" "I have mom!" "You have started again!" "Stop narrating dialogues, I am telling the truth" "I have mom!" "Look over there!" "Your upcoming mom!" "She!" "Yes!" "I need mom!" "If she will start dancing in front of Prithvi then..." "She is an artist" "And artists are like water" "We will write down her dialogues from Vidhya Sagar" "It's good to being orphan, Let's go!" "No!" "Think about it!" "4 minutes mom orjob of 35,000" "Sister's responsibility or unemployment" "Mom's scarf or Prithivi's punch!" "Tell me what do you want?" "I have come to make you mom" "What?" "I have come to make you mom" "You too?" "Ravi was saying that you are expert in this thing" "Don't refuse us..." "You are famous in this job" "We have many expectations from you" "You have some mis-understanding" "You have to act to being his mom in front of his boss" "She thinks that we are lusty men" "Listen the problem!" "Your story's emotion is right but it's wrong to make me mom" "Your Boss will catch me in 2 minutes" "No!" "He is not so lusty" "Not like this catching..." "He will catch our lie" "And he will know that I am not a mom" "Because I don't look like mom's age" "Make me your lover" "Call me friend, Younger sister is also fine but" "Now my second act is starting I am leaving" "This old woman will die in 2 days" "She have my curse" "But that monster will come in 2 hours" "What will we do?" "Find a mom!" "Not less than any challenge" "Isn't it?" "What are you thinking Abbas?" "Prithvi came here to break his fast with us" "But how suddenly he is gone" "She is a ghost!" "Not ghost!" "She is Abhishek's sister Sania" "She was Ameksha" "My Ameksha" "It will take time..." "Eid's prayer will be over in 5 minutes" "Take your time We are not in hurry!" "You have done well to meet Amirgarh's Collector" "When Power Plant will start in Ranantpur then that you must see the Vikrant's face" "His face power will down" "He is shooting in Amirgarh!" "Not that one!" "Our Abhishek from Ranantpur" "Look over there!" "Eid's sweet dish is really different" "Have some!" "Prithvi is here!" "I have already told you rather break the relationship but don't break anyone's trust" "I saw you in Amirgarh" "You were hugging with everyone and celebrating Eid" "What's your reality?" "Answer me!" "You saw me in Amirgarh," "Now you need an answer" "You wil give the answer" "How would you give the answer in fact you can't answer in your examination" "I have an answer" "Who you have seen that was me but I wasn't that person" "You were, You were not!" "That was my twin brother Abbas" "Where are you going?" "He is tolerating twin brothers torture from the beginning" "Since childhood" "You tell him!" "You know everything, She is his sister" "He stole mango from the tree and he got beaten up" "Dog came and bite him and he got injections" "He is my carbon copy there is only the difference of moustache" "You didn't notice" "I have moustache, But he doesn't have" "You must have seen him" "Except moustache they both are same" "Same as that Abbas Ali and Abhishek Bachchan" "You suspected on my loyality" "You are my kid" "One minute!" "How Abbas could be the brother of Abbas Ali" "He know the reality now what will we tell him" "You are right that what will we say and how we will say that Abbas is not your twin brother but he also your illegal brother" "And what are you looking at?" "You are also involved in this truth" "Tell him the story" "Which story?" "Tell him the story of illegal Abbas" "His dad got a contract to break the stones at side..." "A girl named Jameela used to pick up the bricks there..." "Dad broke the stones and Jameela picked up the bricks" "And then his dad gone mad" "And he is gone behind the stones with her" "Then what happened?" "Then after nine month in one night" "Day or Night?" "Both!" "At one place Abhishek born in day and same night Abbas born at another place" "Where is Abbas mom?" "She is dead!" "That's why Abbas lived with us" "Abhishek took his responsibility along with me" "What he does?" "Nothing!" "He is a dancer" "He is a classical dancer" "Then send him to me" "He is not good for you" "You are type of wrestler man and he is that..." "Then he is really good for me, What?" "You won't understand" "Send him to me, I will put him on job" "Why you are doing so much for me" "I will have to remove your burden" "We don't have relationship of Boss and Servant your mom is my mom" "Your brother is my brother" "Your sister is..." "Boss!" "Why did you get Abbas on job?" "You often meet these kind of people in your life" "What do you mean?" "Out of the blue..." "He is good for nothing" "But he is good for me" "I mean..." "He will teach dance to Radhika then my sister will be secured" "You have done greatjob" "If T-Series people would be there then they would must make it's remix album then one day you would be famous in Ranantpur like me" "Your dad?" "Who?" "Shastri get me on job at Prithvi's place" "He is not a wrestler but call him Wild Buffalo" "Let it be..." "Why should I let it be?" "He carries 100 kg weight but he doesn't have intelligence of 10 grams" "He would have understood that I am Abhishek and Abbas Ali" "Why you are speaking alot?" "What happened to you?" "You guys acts really well" "I have come to tell you that stop your brother to teach me but now I will go and stop my brother" "I will stop him to trust fraud people like you" "He is so naive" "So everyone wants to take advantage of him" "I am going to tell him the truth" "You can tell your brother everything" "But before thatjust once..." "Listen once that why did we lied to him" "A middle man's life doesn't accompalish to live with it" "His life accompalished to fullfill his family needs" "Abbas had few dreams for me" "But our family house has been snatched from us" "Abbas lost his job" "Shastri Uncle brought us Ranantpur and Abbas has broken the temple's lock to save the kid's life and to handle the situation I told his name Abhishek Bachchan" "And after that... when Prithvi gave him a nice job" "then our mistake didn't felt offense to us" "Mistakes shouldn't be committed but it happens" "You are right" "If you want to tell Prithvi everything so tell him" "You know my brother" "If he will know the truth then he will kill all of you" "That's why we didn't think about to tell him the truth" "Do it as you like" "Come from tomorrow to teach me dance" "Ghost is lie" "She is Abhishek's sister Sania" "Thank God you have come" "Will you rehearse with me for a while" "I have no experience of play" "Your eyes are enough" "You have to speak these four lines" "I don't know how to speak dialogues" "I know how to say listen, Excellent!" "Now you have to look at me and speak" "I have to tell you something" "Are you expressing the love or starting the war" "Say it from the heart" "What is this nonsense?" "It means I am your son you grown up first," "Who are you?" "And who you want to meet?" "You didn't recognize Prithvi Raj" "May I know you?" "You better know that..." "But I have known you very well" "You are widow there, and here you are dancing" "You must have met my twin sister Madhumati" "That wasn't me" "I also have two twin nephews, Abhishek and Abbas" "We sisters had twin moms" "Is this a family?" "Or the factory of making twin kids" "He looks like rascal from his face" "But you too..." "What?" "Are also amazing" "You can't find out the difference between Madhumati and Zohra" "Please forgive me, I had mis-understanding to see the poster" "Give my greetings to my sister" "Tell her that Zohra missed her alot" "One minute!" "How Zohra could be the sister of Madhumati" "I don't feel good to hear the same story of stone and brick from woman" "Abbas must be like her." "Dancer!" "Don't you think?" "That Zohra's message must be forward to Madhumati right now, to his house" "They must be sleeping" "Sania must be awake" "Prithvi's hand was reached here" "You were just lucky" "In fact I was also lucky" "My leg hair were exposed I thought we all will be exposed" "Who is there?" "He is back" "Get your moustache" "I have told you" "You can lose your respect to visit someone's house over and over again" "We have come to meet your mom" "We have to talk to her" "She is taking bath in bathroom" "Let's go!" "Boss!" "Mom's message!" "And how much time she will take to bath" "Sania is also here to give us coffee" "Sania!" "Can we come in?" "Liers must get punishment in climax" "Where is our Abhishek?" "He is gone to temple" "One day you all wil be caught doing this drama" "Boss has trusted you alot and you all are doing fake acting" "I know everything about their play" "Aflatoon Drama Company is doing it's play with hardworking" "Sania too..." "I have invested my money on right place Nobody is cheating on me" "It's too late." "We are leaving" "Now the entire tank would be empty" "We can have another cup of coffee" "Sania!" "Would you give us a cup of coffee?" "Why are you crying?" "Coffee is over in house" "What we will offer you?" "If coffee is over then give us tea" "He is asking tea" "Give him tea and give me poison" "What will we do now?" "Sania!" "Who is there?" "Not tea!" "But we have mom" "One minute!" "Right now Shastri took bath from which bathroom how could mom came out from the same bathroom" "When twin brothers could be at home so we couldn't have twin bathrooms" "my sister Zohra called me on phone" "You looks rascal from your face" "What?" "And you too, What?" "Are amazing man" "You heard him" "I am very sorry!" "Not at all" "I am leaving" "How come you are here?" "And your sister Zohra?" "I will tell you everything" "No problem!" "It will be done" "We will have to start the power plant boundary 150 yards away from here" "If I would get this land's papers and print so it would be better" "Give him everything he want" "And that greenary in that area..." "It's not greenary" "It's a great view" "Two bodies are burning in love" "Look!" "Your Ranantpur is getting progress" "I had warned you don't step out from Ranantpur" "But you were escaping from Rananpur and for who?" "For that coward who left you alone" "Why are you quite?" "Am I wrong?" "You are right" "True man is that who doesn't escape from the problems but to face them" "Am I right?" "Yes!" "Who shouldn't care for his life but he put his life in danger for relatives" "Am I right?" "Yes!" "You should have find a life partner who should protect you everytime like I did" "Am I right?" "Yes!" "Abhishek!" "Yes!" "You are absolutely right!" "Do you like Radhika?" "Do I like Radhika?" "Amazing!" "You like Radhika." "Do you like Abhishek?" "Yes!" "You have opened my eyes" "True man is that who doesn't escape from the problems but to face them who shouldn't care for his life but he put his life in danger for relatives" "I am ready to marry you, I can't marry with her" "Why?" "I have a private problem" "Nowadays there are so many medicines in market and clinics are opened everywhere, Prithvi!" "I can't get married because until my sister can't get married how could I get married" "You also have a virgin sister" "Until she don't get married how could you get married" "Actually today I have come for the proposal" "But..." "Abhishek!" "When elders are talking so you shouldn't interfere" "What do you think about marriage?" "I never think about it" "I can understand!" "You didn't get time to grown up your kids and prayers... to think about my and Sania's marriage" "If I have your permission..." "Permission?" "Why permission from this Madhumati" "Even I jump down to marry with an honest man like you for the marriage arrangements" "Shut up!" "You didn't hear that" "You get marry with Sania as soon as possible" "Fix the marriage date as soon as possible" "Now not one..." "Two brothers will be busy for thier sister's wedding" "What did you need to accept this proposal?" "Does anyone can refuse that kind of proposal" "When Prithvi will know that he is not marrying with Sania Bachchan but with Sania Ali" "He will kill all of us..." "First time you spoke the truth" "Prithvi will kill all of us" "Everyone is dead!" "Do one thing!" "Get moustache to Sania and tell that Prithvi who you have seen that's not Sania but her sister Dhania and you change your looks and tell I am not Ravi but Govinda" "I will also tell that I am not Shastri but I am a British Jailor" "How much you will eat?" "Save something for the coutry" "If you will go to your village then they will say someone else is coming" "I can't marry with you" "I have a personal reason to shouldn't marry with you" "I also had a personal reason to marry you" "She..." "I was also shocked when I saw you first time" "She is Abhiksha" "I loved her alot" "Four years ago God snatched her from me in an accident" "Now she is not here but I have her picture" "Radhika doesn't know about her" "After Abhiksha's death" "I didn't have wish in my life" "I was busy for Ranantpur's progress" "Then I saw you... so I felt... that my Abhiskha is back" "I was forgotten that you are not Abhiksha!" "But you are Sania Bachchan" "Forgive me!" "I brought the proposal without your wish" "But I am happy because my sister is getting married in your house" "Come tomorrow morning" "Why are you standing here?" "We made a big mistake" "We are cheating that person who helped us on every step" "He is such an honest and naive person" "When he will know that..." "Abbas and Abhishek are not two but he is the same person then" "You have said if I will keep doing it then nor Allah will mind it nor Bhagwan" "but what we are doing with that person" "After that every God of every religion will mind" "Are you mad?" "Yes!" "With happiness" "Just once speak the famous question of Gabbar Singh" "How many were they?" "Not two but one" "What do you mean?" "I mean they are not two but he is one..." "Save my boss" "It's all happening because of you" "Now you save my boss" "Me?" "Yes!" "Have you seen it's deepness" "As much I will step as long I have chances to die" "Whatever is happening with Prithvi it's just happening because of your lie" "From our lie to my lie" "I don't know anything" "If you won't save him so I will never see your face again" "I am the sister of Prithvi Raj So?" "If you won't save him so I will never see your face again" "I will also support my elders" "I won't also see your face again" "I will never see your face again and me too" "What do you think?" "That you will say and I will go" "What do you think about me" "I am that man who don't feel pain" "Save me!" "How did you came here?" "I have put my life on risk and come to save you" "I forgive you, What?" "You said it to me that I forgive you" "You have ruined that cricketer's name" "Sania you are my sister and Radhika I am your love but still you both are on his side" "Today you listen to me" "If you would break the mosque's lock then you would tell your name Prithvi Raj" "You know what would you say" "My name is Pervez Musharraf, that's what you would said" "I want to fast for your mom, So go on" "Why did you need to come home?" "Even kids took 9 month to born" "I born 3 moms in single day" "You kept me on job but no!" "You also kept my brother on job" "I loved your sister but you also loved my sister" "May I tell you one thing from the bottom of my heart" "I never did fraud with my work" "I thought if I will keep working with honesty then nor Allah will mind nor Bhagwan" "but if you still thinks that I am wrong" "I..." "I will jump down from here" "Don't try to stop me" "Don't hold my hand" "Don't leave my hand" "I forgive you" "I will tell you my feelings today" "I will never lie but you also promise that you will never speak english again" "now pull me up!"