"Season 5" " Episode 9 The Sting" "A hush comes over the crowd." "The only sound is Bender calling everyone else a jerk as he swings!" "And he slices it... into the water, duh!" "Man!" "Bad news, everyone!" "You're not good enough to go on your next mission." "Not good enough!" "Why?" "Says who!" "Because!" "And says me!" "It's an extremely dangerous mission that killed my last crew." "And you're not nearly as good as them." "We live to suck an another day!" "We are just as good as any others crews you sent to their deaths." " What's the mission?" " Collectiong honey." "Ordinary honey." "That doesn't sound so dangerous." "This is no ordinary honey!" "It's produced by vicious spaces bees." "A single sting of their hideous neurotoxin can cause instant death!" "And that's if you're not allergic!" "You don't wanna know what happens then oh no no, God no!" "Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano!" "I didn't want to know!" "These bees are larger than most Buicks!" "and twice as ugly." "Larger than an american sedan?" "How big is the honeycomb?" "Honeycomb's big." "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" " It's not small?" " No, no, no." "It don't take more than deadly deadly bees to keep us from doing our job." " Come on, boys!" " But Leela, we're no good!" "Listen, I'm scared too." "But I'm more scared of disappointing myself." "I'm not scared of that at all!" "Now, bees communicate by dancing." "Like my parents!" "Wait!" "That was hitting!" "So the language cartridge will let you distract them." "Ah good!" "I often have toughts and feelings that can only be expressed through dance!" "Bender!" "Quick!" "Waggle something!" "Leela, let's turn back, there's absolutly no shame in wussing out." "Relax." "Everything will be fine." "Oh my God!" "The old Planet Express ship." "There's the blackbox." ""Captain, the bees have us surrounded."" ""The professor was right." "We're not as good as his old crew."" ""Well I aim to proove him wrong." "It'll take more than a few deadly deadly bees to..."" "Couldn't make that out." "Too much static!" "We found it!" "The honeycomb hide-out!" " Hey, what's this goop?" " Royal jelly." "They feed it to the queen." "Bees made honey and jelly?" "How come nothing humans make taste good?" "Help!" "I can't swim in jelly as far as I know!" "Look!" "It's a baby queen." "She's so cute!" "You adorable wittle itty bitty fuzzy wuzzy..." "Leela, stop bonding and let's go!" "I got jelly in my underpants!" "I'm taking this bee with us." "With a queen we can build a hive and make more honey ourselves." "Let me just pack her a lunch and we'll go." "Pick up the pace lady!" "I didn't mean you're all fat." "It's just fatso there." "This is where we're distinguishing ourselves from the last crew." "Activate emergency high-speed self-contained escape pack crisis response unit." "Quick!" "Good luck, Bender!" "I'm back, baby." "We made it, we're alive!" "Burn out that old crew!" "The only things they did better than us were suck and die." "Leela, we got lucky this time, but you should be more careful." "I don't want anything to happen to you." "Thanks, but I can look out for myself." "Frankly, I can smell danger a mile away." "Look out!" "You want her?" "You'll have to go through me!" "You call that a wound?" "That's a boo boo tops!" "But thanks for trying to save me, Fry!" "He's..." "He's dead!" "Who will make Bender waffles just the way he likes them now?" "It was all my fault!" "He died because of me!" "No, no, no..." "I'm lying to make her feel better!" "Husband, can't you go anywhere without lighting something up?" "It's an old Jamaican accounting tradition." "We burn his timecard." "That way, his zombie doesn't come back looking for his final paycheque." "He looks so natural." "It's funny to think he's crammed full of sawdust and preservatives." "I only wish I could've removed the stinger." "I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problems telling his most intimate friends all about him." "Soothe us with sweet lies." "It may comfort you to know Fry's death took only 15 seconds." "Yet the pain was so intense that it felt to him like 15 years." "And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels." "We now commend Fry's body to the ages." "He's walking on sunshine now." "This makes me the oldest member of my family." "Him do good snoo-snoo." "All those times, I said "Kill all humans"," "I'd always whisper "expect one"." "Fry was that one... and I never told him so." "Farewell from the world of tomorrow!" "They say a spoonful of space honey helps ease the pain." "It's good!" "I feel funny." "How funny!" "I tought you were dead." "No, I'm better than ever." "Before the accident, I couldn't do this!" "Impressive." "But it does sort a support my You-Are-Dead theory." "I will proove I'm alive, by telling you something only I could know." "There is a surprise for you in my locker." "I got it at swedish novelty shop before he left." "It's too beautiful to open." " Can I open it?" " Sure." "There is only one thing I want you to do." " What?" " I want you to wake up." "Wake up?" "But I'm not..." "In my dream, Fry said he hid a gift from me in his locker." "If it's true, then he must still exist in some form." "Of course he still exists." "As a frozen corpse in outer space!" "I made myself sad." "Well, here goes." "Bupkis!" "Well, I feel better now." "Pawning all this stuff in Fry's locker helped give me closure." "Was there anything in there that might have been a gift for me?" "No." "Nothing." "Not at all." "No way jose!" "Here it is." "You took this from Fry's locker!" "?" "Hey, the guy's dead." "There's no law against grave robbing!" "That proves it." "Fry is alive somewhere, and he's reaching me in my dreams." "Bullpies!" "Lay down here and we'll do some tests." "If Fry is out there somewhere, Leela's brain could be acting like as five-pounds ouija board." "Is this some sort of brain scanner?" "Some sort, yes." "In France it's called a guillotine." "Professor!" "Can't you examine my brain without removing it?" "Yes, easily." "Hey!" "What if Fry wasn't actually dead when we buried him?" "You know, like Julia Roberts." "Well, I suppose there's a slim..." "I don't believe it!" "What is it?" "Is Fry alive in some other dimension or something?" "No!" "According to this gizmo-meter, Fry is dead and nothing can bring him back." " Remarkable!" " But..." "My dream!" "Your science can't unprove that!" "How could I have know the gift was in Fry's locker?" "Easy." "He told you about it before he died and your grief-roasted mind block it out!" "Are you saying..." "I'm going crazy?" "No!" "No one's saying that." "But I'm certainly thinking it loudly." "Hi Leela!" "I'm gonna keep talking, even if you can't here me!" "Shut up, I can hear you!" "The Professor says you're just a dream." "Oh yeah?" "Could a dream take you dancing in an illusion garden?" "Well, yes technically." "But it's still very sweat of you." "Then what if me shared a midnight sleigh ride across the ice field of Hiperia?" "Oh Fry, you must be alive," "I've never been treated so romantically by my own imagination before." "Here, take my jacket." "You look a little cold." "Thank you." "It's all so beautiful." "I've forgot how many hundreds of degrees below zero it must be." "I just wish I could convice the other you're alive." "You can." "All you have to do is wake up." "No!" "No!" "Don't say that!" "This is real!" "Not an other dream!" "Fry's jacket!" "The one he was burried in." "My dream was real!" "He's alive!" "Quit your bragging, my boyfriend's alive too." "Not anymore." "That's better." "Fry is alive!" "I have proof!" "You do not!" "I'm from Jamaïca the show-me island, so show me you're blowing it out your fanny." "But he gave me his jacket, look!" "That's not Fry's jacket." "Fry's jacket is read." "That's your jacket." "An off the rack lime green affair." "But Fry...his jacket..." "And when I woke up, it was on me!" "You're under a lot of gilted stress, Leela." "Here, work it off." "I am not under stress, damn it!" "Everything gonna be alright, Leela." " What?" " I said: everything gonna be alright." "Maybe I'm freaking out a little." "A little?" "You're screwier than my aunt Rita." "She's a screw." "I need to calm down." "I'm gonna take some more of that space honey." "You've been taking space honey?" "Be careful you purple haired imbecile!" "One spoonful calms you down." "Two spoonfuls help you sleep." "But three spoonfuls and you're going into a sleep so deep... you're never wake up." "Never!" "One spoonful to calm me down." "I've got a pretty good calm going!" "2 spoonfuls to help me sleep." "Still awake." "I guess one more spoon full couldn't hurt." "Oh my gosh!" "I'd better get a sponge!" "Is that you?" "I don't need a sponge!" "Why am I sticky and naked?" "Did I miss something fun?" "Incredible!" "According to the gizmo-meter" "Fry touched the royal jelly in the space hive, leaving an imprint of his DNA and brainwaves." "Then when it spilled on the couch, it recombines with trace amounts of Fry's hair and skin." "And blood." "Don't forget about Fry's blood!" "Yes Bender." "Thank you." "In short, the various fluids Fry left in the couch caused the royal jelly to regenerate his entire being!" "Neat!" "This is great!" "My buddy is alive an his credit cards are valuable again!" "Let's go get hamered!" "I should warn you, I'm a mean drunk." " I'm so glad I didn't kill you." " Me too!" "Felling responsible for your death was driving me mad!" "But now everything is alright!" "Not everything." "What?" "What do you mean?" "You have to wake up!" "Wake up?" "Oh, no, no." "It can't be..." "I'm cracking up." "In my dreams I'm happy because Fry is alive, but when I'm awake, my mind plays tricks on me." "Take it easy Leela." "In every life we have some trouble." "But when you worry, you make it double." "Don't worry, be happy!" "The landlords says your rent is late." "You may have to litigate." "But don't worry!" "Bee happy!" "Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style." "Ladies vomit when I smile." "But does Zoidberg worry?" "Feh!" "You wish." "Bee Happy!" "Don't worry now, Amy!" "Ok, I'm happy!" "Take us home, Bender!" "Don't worry!" "Bee happy!" "Were you just singing?" "No." "I was telling you not to worry." "I'm not allowed to sing." "Court order." "I'll find Fry's coffin, get his corpse and keep it under my mattress to remind me that he's really dead." "That'll prove I'm not insane!" "OK." "It's just an ordinary coffin." "Containing my ordinary dead friend." "Who I killed." "What happened?" "Why am I at my apartment?" "You killed Fry!" "Stop it!" "You killed Fry." "OK, I'm insane." "But I'm still sane enough to know it." "The only time I feel alright is in my dreams." "With you." "3 spoonfuls, then..." "I can dream forever." "one two..." "Here goes!" "Goodbye waking world!" "Leela, no!" "Listen to me!" "You don't wanna lie in bed like a vegetable and do nothing the rest of your life." "I've tried it." "Bedsores hurt!" "What am I supposed to do?" " Fight it!" " I can't!" "You can." "The Leela I know doesn't give up this easily." "OK, I'll try." "Go away!" "I don't know if you can hear me Leela, but there is something that I want to tell you." "I love you." "I'm so scared Fry, I don't know what to do!" "Just wake up Leela, please, just wake up." "I don't understand what you mean!" "Just wake up, please, just wake up Leela." "You're alive." "You're awake." "Of course I'm awake, you wouldn't stop waking me." " Where am I?" " In an hospital." "The ambulance brought you here right out after the bee stung you." "But the bee stung YOU." "It barely touched me." "The sting went right through me and you got all the poison." "My new spleen came from a guy who liked the motorcycle." "Sweet three-toed sloth of ice planet Hoth!" "She's awake!" "You wera in the best coma I've ever seen!" "The doctor said you'd never wake up." "Really?" "How long was I out?" "2 weeks." "Fry never left your side for a minute." "And he talked non-stop, like a parrot of the sea he was." "I thought maybe if you heard a familiar voice, it might help keep your mind together." "But who knows if it really got through?" "It got through, Fry..." "It got through..." "You could really use a shower." "You too." "June 21th, 2003 - v1.5"