"That's the final scorecard for this game, the Mavericks have been clinical tonight and are now in second position." "The Hurricanes next play Hyderabad, and as for the Mavericks, their next one is the big one, the PPL's very own El Clásico - vs the Chennai Legends." "Sorry, sorry!" "Sorry, I..." "I was watching the sights." "Your city is beautiful." "You must be happy to be back here." "I may have been born here but I'm not from here." "Mumbai is my home." " But you used to play for Chennai." "I used to, yes." "Oh, so that's why they hate us - because you abandoned them." "Look, you come from UP and yet you play for the Mumbai team." "We're like the cheerleaders." "We dance for the guy who pays us most." "Get it?" "Look at these assholes." "Vayu!" " What?" "!" "Look..." "What does that poster say?" "Traitor!" "Vayu Raghavan." "Unpredictable." "Difficult to say if he'll agree or not." "He's been playing for the Indian team since last year too." "He's a bit crazy." "You never know when he'll blow a gasket." "But, not to worry." "We have many other options." "Leg break and the mystery ball... he uses the same grip for both." "That's why he is their strike bowler." "It's impossible to tell, even in slow motion." "Look!" "We have to find a way." "Check." "Yes, dear?" " Hello, sir." "Found anything, Rohini?" "I'm really sorry, sir." "I couldn't find anything, sir." "Rohini, you have the worst poker face in the history of mankind." "We know you have something, so just tell us." "Sir, you're looking at the wrong clip." "What do you mean?" " This is the clip you need to see." "Here." "Alright, I'm remote accessing your computer." "Have a look." "Did you see it?" "No?" "Okay, let's see it in slow motion now." "Same action." "It's the same action." " Wrong, sir." "The action of the bowling arm is the same." "She is confusing the hell out of me." "Sir, look at his non-bowling arm." "Look at his hand." "Some bowlers unknowingly get into habits in order to bowl specific deliveries." "These habits develop subconsciously." "Look at Perera's deliveries - when he bowls leg breaks, his non-bowling arm clenches into a fist." "But when he's bowling his mystery ball, his hand is like this." "This could also be a signal to the wicketkeeper." "Is this true for all instances?" "Sir, I've watched more than 200 clips of his bowling since last night." "And this is true for every single one of them." "Bingo!" "Will the players be able to read it?" "Genius, Rohini." " Thank you, sir." "Sir, I think we can work this out." "If we do this, by God, we'll fuck them all!" "Yes sir, f..." "F..." "Finish them off!" " Absolutely." "Thanks a lot." "Brilliant, okay?" " See you tomorrow." "Vayu is a traitor!" "Vayu is a traitor!" "Niki, has that Ahuja finally invited us to the poster launch?" "No Z, they're launching it online this evening." "Imtiaz is out of town and Ahuja sir is also unwell." "Don't worry!" "It'll be fine!" "Yeah, I'm sure." "Listen, send him a bouquet." "After all he's the producer." "Sure, and I've also sent you the details of the Ozone Mobiles shoot in Chennai." "Yeah, I got that." "Thanks for moving the shoot to Chennai, Niki." "My pleasure, Z." "Hi!" " Hi!" "Hi!" " Weren't you flying down with Mr Dhawan?" "I was." "But then I thought, since I'm supposed to be running a team," "I should be here to see if you need... as in, the team needs anything." "Right." "You had an endorsement shoot, didn't you?" "Yes." "I moved it to Chennai." " You can do that?" "I'm a star." "I can do anything." "See you guys." " Sure." "What the fuck is this, man?" "Look at Mr Godman!" "My respects!" "All by yourself, eh?" "No, I'm here for practice." "May I?" "Devender is our man." "No stress." "I spoke to him just yesterday." "In fact, he'll help convince a couple of guys for us." "He's fully reliable." "The Chennai guys always screw us." "Bastards!" "They've always sabotaged our prep." "Vayu, it's all because of you, asshole!" "Don't be ridiculous." "At least we got a ground." "Let's practice." "Come on, boys." "Incredible India!" "Hey!" "The pipe's broken!" "What the hell!" "Fuck!" "The locals have peed all over the place." "Let's go, guys." "Fuck this." "Come on." " The captain has said, "Fuck this"." "C'mon." "Let's go." "Mr Bhatia, as per the contract, it's only a 5-hour commitment." "So, I will leave at 8." "Not like last time." "It's their problem if they run over schedule." "Ask them to shoot my close-ups first." "They can use duplicates later." "I don't care..." "Hey, sweetheart!" "How are you?" "Hi." "What the hell are you doing here?" "Vikrant invited me." "I'm here to support the Mavericks." "And you can thank me later." "For what?" "For saving your team." "Don't forget." "I introduced you to him." " Well, if it isn't my favourite star!" "Along with my favourite superstar, of course." "It'll be great to have you both in the Mavericks stands today." "Zarina, I am seeing you tonight?" "For what?" "Don't you know?" "I've just got the Mavericks their biggest endorsement deal ever." "We're celebrating." "I'm sorry." "I have a shoot." "Oh!" "Do you now?" "Ma'am, the Ozone Mobiles shoot got cancelled." "What!" "Why?" " Ma'am..." "What is it, Mr Bhatia?" "Why did it get cancelled?" "Conflict of interest, Zarina." "You see, the Mavericks will now be endorsing Blink Phones." "It's a far bigger deal than what you had with Ozone." "And of course..." "I had to have my princess' pretty face on all the ads." "Goes without saying." "You can't be endorsing two mobile brands at the same time, right?" "I wasn't consulted on this." "I'm just doing what's best for the team, Zarina." "Remember that little speech of yours at the stadium." "Next time leave your weighty dialogues on the film set." "See you later." "Congratulations, Zarina." "Mr Dhawan, you have no right to do this." "For the Mavericks, Zarina." "Remember." "After an easy win against the Hurricanes, the Mavericks face a much tougher challenge against their traditional rivals, the Chennai Legends." "And as you can see behind me... they've been met with a rather hostile welcome." "Vayu is a traitor!" "Vayu is a traitor!" "I hope there won't be any trouble, Devender." "Come there." "Vayu is a traitor!" "Are you a cunt or an asshole?" "What did I do?" " Oh, really?" "You're the one who's going to cause trouble." "Shooting your mouth off like that." "Do you want the money or not?" "How would you like it if your girlfriend takes off with someone else?" "Don't come whining to me later." "Done." "Done." "Raghunath will be very useful." "A wicketkeeper and an opener." "Good." "Very good." "He'll give us plenty of options." "Hello?" " I'm downstairs." "I knew it!" "The cameraman told you where I was, right?" " No." "You're lying." " Yeah, I am." "Stop stalking me, Vayu." "Meera, please..." "Are you sober?" " Yeah, absolutely." "You're lying again." " No, I'm serious." "Ask me anything." " You think this is a game?" "No, but you can make it one." "Seriously." "Ask anything." "Okay." "What was Sunil Gavaskar's test average when he retired?" "No idea." "I know Bradman's." "Then tell me, who did Kapil Dev dismiss when he broke Hadlee's record?" "I'm not Rohini!" "Say the alphabets backwards." "ZYXWUV..." "W..." "Fuck!" "Wait, let me just try again." "No, it's okay." "Most sober people can't do it." "Are you trying to screw with me?" "What did you expect?" "Actually, I thought you wouldn't even talk to me." "You're kinda hard to let go of, Vayu Raghavan." "Yeah well, I get that all the time." "From my captain, that is." "Bastard!" "Will you have me back, Meera Nagpal?" "Whoa... back?" "That's a big step." "Okay, let's get some coffee." " No!" "I'm not going anywhere with you!" "Plus, you're public enemy number one here." "Is that a yes?" "How is that a yes, Vayu?" "You didn't say no." "You know what?" "Let me just crush your dreams." "I am not leaving my room." "And you are not getting into my room." "Okay." "Hello..?" "What room are you?" "1010" " Oh, really?" "Me too!" "Well!" "Hello, ladies." " Hi!" "Come on in." "Oh, this is heaven!" "Vice captain Litner." "He's addicted to pleasure but he's not a sell-out." "He won't give in." "The asshole's an Australian." "We'll have to convince the others." "But money alone won't do the trick." "We'll have to trap them." "Hamish McCall." "Our English fast bowler." "His case was looking difficult but I have cracked it." "What the fuck!" "Who are you?" "I have been cheering your balls for two years." "D... darling... sorry." "I think you have the wrong room." "I'm not interested." "Why not?" " I'm just not interested." "Are you sure?" " Yes, I am sure!" "I have something to show you." "So you like boys." "I like this one." "Doggy style." "Fucking hell!" "I don't understand." "Pictures of?" "Of us, Imti!" "What the fuck!" "Is my face on them?" "No." "But it is you." "Good." "Okay." "What do you mean, okay?" "They're blackmailing me, Imti..." " Give them whatever the fuck they want!" "Do whatever it takes." "These pictures can't be made public." "For our sake." "Look, I gotta go." "I'll see you around." "That's one foreign player in the kitty." "Your phone is ringing." " Shut up!" "Did you cum?" "No." "Why is it always so difficult with you?" "How do you manage with that Sarah?" "Coz she uses her mouth." "Just for saying that, you're finishing on your own!" "This bitch mode of yours  it's what draws me to you." "I'm surprised at how calm you have been today, how you've coped." "Coped with what?" "Shut the fuck up!" "Have you seen the poster?" "Yeah, well..." "Wait, you haven't seen it?" "No." "Network's bad here." "Why?" "Nothing." "I'll see it now." " Wasn't your phone ringing?" "Mr Handa." "The Chennai Legends are favourites according to me." "They're also playing on their home turf." "But having said that, the Mavericks have Arvind Vashishth." "And that man... that man can win matches." "Did you watch the Mavericks in their last match against Haryana?" "That's called captaincy, yeah?" "Not to mention his batting form!" "Arvind Vashishth?" "Strike him off right away." "We can never bait this guy." "Never." "I tried to get him when he used to play for India too." "Didn't work." "There are no skeletons in his closet." "His life is too perfect." "Shahana..?" "You didn't come home or call or even text me on our anniversary." "So I thought I'd give you a surprise." "Surprise!" "What?" "Aren't you happy to see me?" "You... you came all the way?" "Of course I did." "I miss you." "I miss going on tours with you." "You know, I miss the hotels, the stadiums, the parties!" "It used to be so much fun, no?" "Why did we stop?" "Would you like some water?" "No." "My flight was very painful, very long." "Please." "I think I'll hit the mini bar instead." "What do we have?" " Shahana..." "Shahana!" " Wow!" "Are you sure?" " Of course, I am." "Chill." "My friend Jack's here." "Do you want some?" "Oh, I forgot." "You don't drink before a match." "Sorry, my bad." "I'll find something else." "Wait!" "Maybe..." "Cognac." "Right." "Let's get some glasses." "Not a single glass." "Can you just get me a glass, please?" "I did come home on our anniversary." "I'm sorry I was late but I did come." "And?" " You were lying on the bed, completely wasted." "Who needs a glass!" "What are you doing?" "Preparing to get wasted." "Shahana, you seem to have lost it." "Just stop..." " Leave me alone." "What did I say?" "It's impossible to get a decent meal down there." " Everything is fine." "The Chennai organisers made us sweat." "The nets, hotel... everything was crap." "The arrangements are okay but the practice ground..." "Did a pipe burst flood the ground?" "Oh, right!" "Those motherfuckers!" "If you beat Chennai, my team gets a chance to make it in the top four." "So, if you need any help, don't hesitate to ask." "Absolutely." "Thank you." "No, you listen to me!" "What does this mean?" "No!" "I've been a part of five of your blockbusters." "I'm warning you right now." "I will not promote this film!" "How could you do this to me?" "How could you not put me on the poster?" "I'm gonna fucking kill you, Imtiaz..." "Oh!" "You okay?" "Hotel Chennai Royale is very fortunate to have the Mumbai Mavericks staying with us." "And we all know what that means." "It's PPL fever and party time!" "Let's kill these Chennai cock-sucking motherfuckers tomorrow, aite?" "Assholes!" " Yes!" "Cheers!" " Cheers!" "Dwight." "He's a crowd favourite." "We get a lot of bets on him." "He's erratic too." "I've sent someone to speak with him." "Easy." "I'm not a cricketer." "This one is." "You want to buy a house in Cape Town?" "For wife and children?" "I have one offer." "You benefit, I benefit." "Partnership?" "Hey, you listen?" " Fuck off, man!" "You killing my chill!" "Fuckwit!" "Junior players are easy to pull." "They are vulnerable and they come cheap." "Here." "Hey." "What did I tell you?" "You're not entering my room." "I'm not entering." "You stay on that side of the door, I stay on this." "This is the least Chennai's best filter coffee deserves." "In that?" "Hold this." "In this." "Hold." "I'll take this." "For you." "Thank you." " Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "My turn now." "You're done?" " Yeah." "You're sure?" " Yeah." "Cheers." "This is not a date." "Of course... not." "Yes, I'm fine." "Keep practising..." "Yes, I'm training every day." "Good." "Keep it up." "We have high hopes of you." "Are you playing tomorrow's match?" "No." "They will let me know." "Screw Chennai!" "Screw Chennai!" "Screw Chennai!" "I love this word!" "Screw them!" "Mavericks are the greatest!" "We've screwed the best!" "Mavericks are the greatest!" "We've screwed the best!" "Screw them!" "These bastards come from Mumbai and spread their filth around here!" "What did you say?" "I said, you bastards come from Mumbai and spread your filth around here!" "Cheap people!" "Asshole!" "You guys stink anyway!" "What happened?" " These Chennai-ites are fuckwits!" "They may have bought a team worth 3 billion but their brains are worth shit!" "Why do you guys bark outside the hotel every year?" "You called Vayu a traitor, didn't you?" "And you fucked up our practice ground!" "And the heat." "Tell him about the heat." " Yes, it's hot as hell too!" "Our Chennai heat is much better than your shitty Mumbai heat." "Shut up, pancake!" "I'll screw you until you bleed from your mouth!" "Asshole!" " Mother..!" "Dad, a fight's broken out." "I'll call you later." "Keep your hands off!" "This is actually good." " I told you." "Vayu..." " Please don't say anything." "You will ruin everything." "Okay, okay." "I think you need a refill." "Yeah?" "Here." "So they... they..." "They said they'll fix it." "Arvind, I don't care how good the Chennai Legends are." "We have to win the match." "Do you understand?" " Yes." "Of course." " No... seriously." "We need to win this match." "It's all I have." "I know, Zarina." "I know." "Madras style." "Yeah." "Here you go." "Vayu..." "Yeah?" "Good night." "Ma'am... we have a problem." "You speak to the manager, I'll talk to the boys." " Okay." "Hi." "Zarina." " Hi." "Can we?" " Yeah, please." "Who started this?" "Just a while ago, you guys were fighting like thugs." "And now, you sit here, heads down like decent men!" "Listen... all the damages will be taken care of." "It's not about damages." "Our guests were also hurt." "Yeah..." " Ma'am, I will handle the police." "But you have to leave this hotel immediately." " Are you crazy?" "There's no way you can throw us out like this!" "Who started the fight?" "No idea." "I was on the phone." "Bastards!" "Whoever started it..." "the media will surely blame me!" "I'm telling you, Hamster!" "This lesbian shit is the best foreplay ever." "It's like... they're putting on a private show, right." "Get themselves all wet, with no help needed, and you just dive right in." "You know what I'm saying?" "Yeah." "What happened to you?" "Did your mom die or something?" "You haven't lost the Ashes yet, mate." "Shit, Shahana!" "Shit, mate!" "You okay?" "Hello?" "Yeah, Mr Handa." "We're just leaving." "I don't know how to thank you." "It's only a hotel, Ms Zarina." "I can get you a hotel anywhere you want." "You just have to beat Chennai at any cost." "Yes, we'll try our best." "Thank you so much!" "Great." "Now we're doing favours, eh!" "It's an investment." "And I'm sure, there'll be a handsome return some day." "If we can control all these people, we can control the game." "When would you like to begin?" "This press conference needs to be cancelled, Mr Dhawan." "Yes, but I thought I'd see you in action." "But..." " Zarina..." "Zarina." "This is your team." "As you said yourself, I am new here." "You've been here for six years." "So I thought, you should go face the press." "Now go clean up this mess." "Bag, please." "Ma'am!" "Ma'am, what happened at the Mavericks after party last night?" "Is it true that the Mavericks players were unruly and violent?" "Ma'am, why are you not on your film's poster?" "I am here, in my capacity as co-owner of the Mavericks." "We will not be taking any questions today." "I will now make a statement." "I have been associated with the Mavericks for the past six years, and in all this time..." "She's good." "People sometimes forget that she can be an actor in real life too." "Have you spoken to the producer?" " Of course." "And?" "And the process has started." "In fact, we launched the poster yesterday." "What was her expression like when she saw it?" "Fireworks!" "Ah!" "The little pleasures of power!" "Alright, work." "Where are we with Prashant?" "There's a small problem there." "Arvind is keeping him off." "Right?" "I'll take care of it." "What about the others?" "Devender has pulled Raghunath in." "Anees is already in." "And Hamish..?" "Imtiaz!" "Sorry." "Your boy." "He needs to take us seriously." "Next time his photos will be on the news." "You tell him that." "Everybody leave." "Are these people trustworthy?" "What?" "No small talk?" "'Hello, Vikrant." "How are you?" "'" "'How's the weather?" "'" "'I'm fine, darling.'" "'How's your boss doing?" "'" "No?" "I asked you a question." " I know." "And never ask me that question again." "Cheers." " Bhaisahab has asked you to be careful." "Do you really think that I can do what I'm doing in plain sight without being careful?" "Look, it's taking too long..." " I think..." "I need to explain something to you." "This isn't some ordinary, regular, betting and fixing operation." "What you are witnessing is a master crafting his masterpiece." "It takes time." "It's almost a shame that no one will ever get to know about it." "Bhaisahab doesn't want you to..." " Bhaisahab will be busy counting the bloody zeroes in 100 billion." "Alright?" "Now... would you like a drink, or should we just fuck?"