"Kick ASS CD 1 00:00:26,200 -- 00:00:28,650 He can catch bullets, he is faster than a train." "He jumps over skyscrapers." "There, in the air." "Is it a bird, a plane?" "During the day a postman, Night a superhero." "It protects New York against evil." "... Protected by a group extraordinary crime fighters." "He forces that transcend the ordinary person." "I always wondered why nobody did it before me" "I mean, all those comic books." "Movies." "TV shows..." "You think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume." "Is everyday life really so exciting, are schools and offices so thrilling, that I am the only one who ever fantasized about this?" "Come on." "Be honest with yourself." "At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero." "That's not me, by the way." "That's some Armenian guy with a history of mental health problems." "Who am I?" "I'm "Kick Ass"" "That's me." "Back before any of this stuff happened." "I think I am the last person you'd expect to become a hero" "Not saying there was anything wrong with me." "But there is not nothing special either" "I wasn't into sport..." "I wasn't a mathlete... or a hard-core gamer..." "I didn't have a piercing, or an eating disorder, or three thousand friends on MySpace." "My only superpower was being invisible for girls" "And among my fellow male I was not the young man also funny....................." "Like most people my age, I just existed." "Good morning, class" "Please open your books to chapter II of the second search" "Kick in my bedroom door and you'd probably find me watching TV." "Or talking to my friend Todd on Skype." "You watching Family Guy?" "No." "Me neither." "go to ........" "It's good" "Or jerkink off Mostly in the image of my teacher for English" "David, do not think I didn't notice look at my tit?" "I want to put your hand on over me Dave ............................" "To be honest I did not take a lot of my time" "I swear to you, when hormones increase Nothing will deliver me only tissues.........." "Dave Lizewski" "Should not have to look inside the book?" "Yes, Mrs. Zane" "Sorry" "But don't make me wrong" "I like girls in my own age" "Especially Katie Deauxma." "Hey gorgeous!" "Hey!" "Oh, No you meant" " Erika" "I know." "I knew that." "I was just kidding." "Well, not quite oh, my God" "You held my mother" "There is nothing wrong, this is your dad" "This is still my mother" "what the fuck?" "I was just a regular guy." "No radioactive spiders." "No refugee status from a doomed alien world." "Know what?" "Todd said they do still make Count Chocula." "They just don't sell it at the AP any more." "My mother was killed by an aneurism in the kitchen, as opposed to a gunman in an alley." "So if you were hoping for any..." "I will avenge you, mother!" "...You're outta luck." "In fact, in the eighteen months since my mother died, the only epiphany I had was realizing that, like it or not, life just goes on." "..............." "No" "How come nobody's ever tried to be a superhero?" "well, I dunno." "Oh wait, yeah I do." "Cos it's fucking impossible, dickwad." "What, putting on a mask and helping people?" "How is that impossible?" "That's not a superhero, though." "Super is like, being stronger than everybody and flying and shit." "That's just hero." "No, it's not even hero, it's fuckin?" "psycho." "Hello?" "What about Bruce Wayne?" "He didn't have any powers." "Yeah, but he had all expensive shit that doesn't exist." "I thought you meant, like how come no one does it in real life." "Yeah, I guess I did mean that." "Anyone who did it for real would just get their ass kicked." "They've be dead in like, a day." "I am not saying they should do it." "I just can't figure out why no one does." "Indeed, among all the people who love superheroes you'd think at least one would give it a try." "Jesus, doesn't it bug you?" "Why do thousands of people wanna be Paris Hilton, and nobody wants to be Spiderman?" "Yeah, what't with that?" "She has, like, no tits." "None at all." "Maybe it's the porn tape." "He doesn't have a porn tape." "You never saw One Night in Spiderman?" "Guess who?" "Is it just me, or do you feel kinda sorry for Chris D'Amico?" "Must suck to have a rich dad and everything you want." "In fact, I wish you hadn't brought it up." "I think I am gonna cry." "No, the fact that it" "Yeh, but He's always on his own." "We should, like, talk to him." "See if he wants to hang with us." "...." "I'm not saying that we should talk to him, but" "It'd be awesome!" "Think about it: if he was our friend, no one would ever fuck with us again!" "Go on then, Todd." "No, no" " Not wish to speak with him?" "" "Nuh-uh." "Dave should go." "what?" "Nuh-uh." "Dave should go." "You mean" " Do not be afraid Dave " "You are a pussy" "Fuck off." "What do you think what happened there?" " Yes -............." "I think he wanted to beat me............." "Should have been deemed............." "Yes, if I was the strongest Proceeded to beat the............." "Would like) when you beat anyone?" ")............." "It does not matter, man I'm talking and by ............." "You are not logically ............." "Not what I mean is ............." "Welcome cowards................" "Phones." "Money." "Hey guys, not again Come on" "Phone." "I don't have one!" "Somebody else jacked it last week!" "Pussy" "Gimme the bag it's just comics." "You wanna get cut?" "Look at this asshole, just watching" "Come on, be honest with yourself would you do anything differently" "Can see one quandary And we hope if we can help" "But we don't" "In the world where I live, heroes only exist in comic books" "I think that this would be OK if the bad guys Last only in those stories" "But they are not" "Frankie." "I swear I am not making this up." "This fucking guy..." "Comes outta nowhere kick our asses, steal all the coke you said the guy looked like Batman." "I didn't say like Batman." "But you said it looks like him" "And masks, perhaps" " And a cape" "If it is like Batman" " I never said batman?" "OK" "Let me explain the problem I got here, Tre." "Our mole with the Russians tells things alittle different." "according to him, you've sold my coke and take themoney it's a fucking lie, man!" "I can't believe you believe this shit from a fucking Russian, man." "Let's see, Tre. what't more likely?" "You're a greedy little cocksucker," "Or that the cocaine was stolen by my Superman?" "Batman." "I never said Batman!" "Enough" "My son's in the car, waiting to go to the movies." "And I'm not going to disappoint him" "Joe You're in charge" "Thanks" " This is the worst excuse you may have heard my life " "Sorry you had to wait, buddy." "The movie will begin after 10 minutes" "There is nothing wrong, you will see" "We will accelerate to go" "Yeah, but I wanted to, you know, get popcorn." "When we get there, get Chris some popcorn, okay?" "Okay?" "What do you wanna drink, Pepsi?" "that's fun get him pepsi And I'll have an Icee." "Mixed" "Like, when they mix the red one and the blue one?" "And a pack of Twizzlers." "The comic-books had it wrong." "It didn't take a trauma, or cosmic rays or a power ring to make a superhero." "...Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety." "...Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety." "You are fucking awesome." "C'mon" "meanwhile ..." "Daddy?" "I am scared." "Comeon Mindy, honey." "Be a big girl now." "Nothin?" "to be afraid of." "Is it gonna hurt bad?" "oh, child." "Only for a second, sugar." "Handgun bullet goes more than 700 miles an hour, so at close range like this, the force is gonna take you right off your feet, for sure." "But it's really no more painful than a punch in the chest." "Okay?" "I hate getting punched in the chest." "You'll be fine, baby doll." "How was that?" "Not so bad, huh?" "Easy, right?" "Now you know how it feels, you won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock." "Wouldn't been scared anyways." "That's my girl!" "Allright." "Up you get." "Couple more rounds, then home." "Again?" "Uh-huh." "Only if we can go Ben and Jerry on the way back." "Bowling alley?" "Yes" "And then I would like to ............." "Hmm." "Okay." "Two more rounds, no wincing, no whining and you got yourself a deal, young lady." "I am gonna get Hot dog............" "Good call, baby doll!" "Hey, you had any more thoughts on what you want for your birthday?" "Mmmm." "Can I get a puppy?" "Do you want to get a dog?" "Yeah." "A cuddly fluffy one." "And a Bratz Moviestar Makeover Sasha." "Just fucking with you daddy!" "I'll love a Benchmade model-42 butterfly knife." "I do not care, whatever will be attended by" "You know what?" "I'll get you two" "Two?" " Yes - ........................... .......................... .........................." "I'll be honest, there wasn't a whole lotta crime fighting in those first few weeks." "But even so, my new vocation kept me plenty busy." "I called it preparation." "But if you called it fantasizing, it woulda been hard to argue." "All I know is that I did not feel comfortable about myself by" "Fuck!" "Okay, maybe I was still in the betatesting phase." "But it was a start." "what the fuck are you looking at?" "Nothing" "Get the fuck out of here" "Like every serial killer already knew, eventually fantasizing just doesn't do it for you anymore." "It was time to engage ......................... what the fuck?" "what the fuck are you looking at?" "I said what the fuck are you looking at?" "Two cheapshit losers screwing with a car that somebody probably worked their ass off to pay for." "Say what?" "Leave it man." "Motherfucker be high." "I am not high." "I just think it sucks that you figure you can do whatever you want." "Walk away from the car, and we can just forget about it." "You crazy, man!" "Fuck this shit!" "shit!" ".............." "He promised he would not" "All I know is that my dad is gonna kill me." "Why can not I get a gun?" "I am the security guard" "You can not get one never" "I seem to see well" " Look at these buttons you seem .............. " "Do your job. open the fucking door" "Have a nice day" "Good Morning Frank" "Hay Joe." "How are you doing?" "Great - want some coffee?" "" "Maybe later" "Good morning Angie" "Chris" " Good Morning Joe " "Frank we got a thing" "It's a big thing Frank" "OK" "Sorry for the very do what should you do" "Chris Where you going?" "I must speak with my father" "Christopher" "Frank Honey" "Where do you think you going?" "I don't mind you talking business." "Dad" "I'll just sit quiet." "I should, like, start learning and stuff." "Go finish your food" "I am gonna be 18 in eight months for chrissakes." "Just sit" "So, what's the problem?" "Our Russian says Tre just gave them another 5 K, half price." "Which Tre?" "Tre Tre?" "Right." "Tre Tre." "Dead Tre." "So now I am getting fucked in the ass by a ghost." "Or Tre was telling the truth." "This is my choice?" "I have to believe in ghosts or superheroes?" "Not the part about the superhero." "Just that he mighta really been gaffled by somebody." "I think it's time we invited our Russian friend over for a friendly chat." "See what't really going on." "Hey, early birdy" "Have preceded me, I'd like to bring You breakfast this morning" "Happy birthday, sweetheart check this out" "Thank you, thank you" "Oh my God dad" "Wow" "Wow, dad" "Ok, pop quiz" "What is the proper name for this woman?" "Isabelle from the Philippines" "Another question" " This is good, excellent " "IRA 15) were lighter and smaller) Costume design process?" "Source Eugene Give me a harder question" "The name of the Son John Wells heir to the future?" "Haehr Henry" "Daddy look hey." "Come on, you don't looking the point is a.............. is the killing our guys" "To know who is he?" "I do not want to see any of you sitting here, Ovhemtem?" "What ............. ... ?" "Hello" "Hay Joe, yeah" "No, he is just training right now one second" "Dad" "Dad, the phone's for you" "Who is that?" "it's Joe" "what's the problem?" " As is clear no trace of the man anymore " "Really - aha " "But we have a microwave user to output the words" "So where is it?" "I think you did not understand the issue properly Just forget such nonsense and continued business" "Well, you're right, I'm sorry," " Just grabbed the information " "Come on, go ahead" "The man named Tri Vernanden" "What I know ?" " Shut up " "Must understand my position" "Now, shut up" "Arise, so" "This works Ka microwave normal, or what?" "The fuck do I know?" "We're not making a fucking Hungry Man dinner, just turn it on!" "Here we go" "I would like to know who sold you our coc?" "And do not tell me somebody who is dead, this time" "I told you, it is sold you that?" "Who" "Sold" "You" "Our coc" "Shit" "This is awesome" "I look like Wolverine." "They still have that metal detector at your school?" "Yes, it's gonna have a meltdown!" "Dave, I need to ask you something." "OK" "The police report..." "They found you naked." "You said you didn't remember why." "The muggers... they didn't...?" "Why?" "No" "No!" "Jesus!" "I wasn't even..." "In the ambulance, they had to throw my clothes away!" "Cos of the blood." "Right" "As far as I know, now I'm back Besp good........." "Dave What?" " Shut up " "But everyone wonder what happened?" "But the doctors have a good Bisalahi" "Do you feel this?" "No" "You're like fucking Jason Bourne or something!" "That owns!" "How about that time?" "No." "Marty, give it a fuckin?" "rest, man." "I have only been back, like, half a day and already You're making me kinda miss the hospital." "He's right I'm sorry .............................." "Hey" "Dave Hey" "Oh, hey" "How are you?" "You look better" "I'm OK" "Yes, much better" "You're into comicbooks, aren't you?" "Well... me and Erika sometimes hang after school at this great store, ............" "Comics?" "They have a Starbucks." "Actually," "Yeah...?" "I mean..." "I could buy you one ... sometime if you want?" "If you, like, need someone to talk to?" "sure, thank you" "Ok, ............" "See you later" "Man, did you just see that?" "!" "Yeah " "Kitty States) offered a coffee)" "I do not think it meant what I understood" "What are you talking about?" "The point is, Katie Deauxma is all about the lame ducks." "what't that got to do with me?" "I'm trying to find an appropriate way to say this" "There is a rumor going around that You... what... are gay gay?" "what the cause of this rumor?" "Well you know, getting mugged..." "You guys have been mugged!" "Yeah, but you got beat up, and you had, like, no clothes on that time?" "That's not even true!" "The medic threw my clothes away!" "Don't worry about it." "Rumors don't mean shit." "We know the truth" "Right?" " Yes " "Yeah." "And who knows, it might even get you laid." "Not if she thinks He's gay, Todd, you fucktard!" "Thanks a lot, Marty." "You are not helping anything " "I am just being honest!" "I have started exercise for back to shape as they were" "I should have quit, of course." "But you can't just re-programme yourself:" "what you want, who you are... your purpose in life." "I just stand here" "It is what it is." "You can not see this, right?" "You better leave away" "Probably should not do this" "Why?" "Ha?" "Do you consider me?" "This is a practical man" "I'm a masked crime fighter" "Me?" "My hardware was fixed now." "I was back and running Kickass version 2.0." "Excuse me, did you see this cat?" "No" "Excuse me, Madam, Have you seen this cat?" "Sorry, did you see this cat?" "Great" "Come, Kitty" "Mr. Bitey" "Come on, no, no" "No, no, Mr. Bitey Come on" "Here, I get you home" "Come on" "Wow!" "Fuck you Mr. Bitey" "Oh, I'm so sorry, man" "O wretched" "Thank you, stranger" "Hey, leave it alone" "Stay away from me" "This is" "Hey, Call 911" "there's a guy dressed like a superhero out there fighting a load of Bloods," "Fucking awesome" "Leave him alone" "Oh man surrendered" "Just walk away" "No, never" "What is your problem, man?" "Do you die for piece of shit?" "You do not even know" "Hakra beating three people and lonely" "Is there a problem with this?" "Yes, I'd rather die" "Show me what you have" "You're fucking crazy kid" "Why?" "Thank you!" "This is a very fine" "Who are you?" "I'm Kick Ass" "Hey man you should see this what is it?" "And coming up after the hour: a costumed vigilante has become the latest internet phenomenon after a Hamilton Park resident filmed the man remarkable intervention in a gang-related attack last week..." "That's awesome" "Yes" "Welcome to the special version of the New York Eye" "To what extent will the assistance of another human being?" "This photo was on television this past week" "After fighting an armed gang become the most watched video on the Internet" "On my e-friend, 38" "At the site Keck AS is located 16000 friend until now" "This thing is going crazy" "And I was loving it" "Finally, we desire to know the identity of this man" "Does anybody have any idea who this Crusader is?" "To be that I'm one of them, the brother of one of them holly shit what happened?" "This is what happened" "Stories Kick Ass picture" "Champion of choice for all now Kick Ass is true" "Kick Ass" "I liked Keck Ass" "Beautiful robe" "You know all impressed by the" "Really good moves" "Could harm himself with these actions" "You should change his name to which hit the rear" "This does not give any meaning" "This guy will end up dead and I am sure this" "Are you serious?" "This man has become the most popular now everybody scared of him" "I learn I have 100 men who can fix problems like that" "But the only one who will stand in the face of your business" "If what you do?" "I know that you are mistaken expectation that I Kick Ass, but I am not him" "I'm backed up right now your message has been sent" "Hey Dave How about that coffee?" "Katie X" "Do you actually..." "Read comics?" "I just started, but yeah." "I liked the food here" "I do not like superheroes to such a degree" "Guess you won't be lining up for that Kickass comic, then." "Guess not." "But you know what, I was seriously thinking of mailing that guy's site?" "I could use some help from a guy like that right now." "Help?" "Really?" "What with?" "You know I volunteer at the needle exchange?" "No, I didn't." "there was this one guy, Rasul?" "just felt so sorry for him" "Each piece of information I know about Thabtunai more" "Wow, this is weird" "I am usually the one playing therapist." "Can I make a confession?" "Ever since I was young" "I always wanted a... a friend who was..." "A friend like you?" "I hope it's okay to say that?" "it's not homophobic, is it?" "I do not think You're all the same or something," "Of course not." "No." "Thank you" "I don't know if I was everything Katie had always dreamed her gay b.f.f. would be." "But I tried my best." "And, more importantly, I talked her into mailing Kickass." "Long story short, this particular lame duck of hers had turned out to be more of a lame cobra." "She didn't want the money back that she's given him, or an apology for the black eye he's given her." "She just wanted him to get that they were through, and leave her alone." "Let's be real no other request could've given me more pleasure." "What you're supposed to is formed Condoms green color" "Ain't Halloween for another few months, kid." "I'm here to see Rasul" "Who the fuck are you?" "I am a friend of Kitty" "Boys Do not pay attention to their appearance these days........." "Which one of you guys is Rasul?" "I am the Rasul Can not you know I am great?" "What is this Do you want to Baltkiem trick or desalination?" "fuck" "And now I am dead" "I have a message for Rasul." "About Katie Deauxma." "Katie?" "You're Rasul?" "Ok." "You have gotta stay away from Katie now." "it's over." "And, uh..." "You just need to..." "leave her alone." "And everything will be fine" "What?" "Kid" "Who the hell are you?" "What is this?" "I am Kickass." "Look me up." "And this is me giving you a message:" "leave Katie alone" "Or what?" "Or" "I'll come back and break your fucking legs." "I'm here now, baby" "Malomr?" "hold him" "Heck" "You are so fucking dead" "Ok, you cunt" "To see what you can do now" "what's that?" "Hey, I have one like him" "Come on" "So you want to play" "what the fuck" "Dude, that is one fuckin?" "gaylookin?" "taser." "relax ." "We're on the same team." "Now, Stand Up" "And now, my girl behind us we keep fighting to where?" "To the wall, Dad I know this" "This will not happen again" "Nice shot by the way" "Thank you" "Let's go" "Comeon, asshole. can't use the front door now." "Wait" "Who are you?" "Me?" "I am "Hit Girl"" "and that " Big Daddy"" "Come on" "Come on" ""Hit Girl" "Big Daddy"" "They were real heroes" "Me" "I was just a stupid dick in a wetsuit." "What is this, Moe relation to the subject?" "Sales phone." "It was in his hand." "That would be directed before his death" "I know this sounds fucked up?" "But we think it's that guy." "That superhero guy from the TV." "Who?" "Kick Ass" "One guy?" "one person was killed 8 of my men tonight?" "Eight in this region and 4 in the area Rasul" "We're gonna look like the biggest bunch of pussies in New York!" "Made to understand?" "One Guy" "I think this" "If you are right, it means we are more cowards here in New York" "What you want to do?" "I would like to head Kick Ass on a stick now" "I didn't say anything, to anyone, I swear!" "Good move." "Ass, Kick." "Let's keep it that way." "Know what this is?" "All the cartridge shit that comes outta your gay taser when you fire it." "You do know the police could traced it right back to you if They've found it?" "Lucky for you, I picked it up." "Thank you." "Let's call it insurance." "Makes it easier for me to take your word." "See, we like you." "But we don't trust you." "don't take it personal though." "We don't trust anybody." "I re-routed your IP address for you." "Finding you was way too easy." "Shit" "I hadn't" " God," "I owe you" "I am thinking of shutting my site down anyway, quitting." "This is... fucking insane." "I am in way over my head." "Shame." "You have potential." "Your call." "But, rightnow, We're around if you need us." "How do I get hold of you?" "Oh just contact the mayor's office." "He has this special signal he shines into the sky?" "it's in the shape of a vagina and cock." "You need us, put on your site that You're on vacation." "We'll find you." "White Girl...................." "Let us return to the headquarters" "Sweet dreams." "I need you to get rid of Kickass." "what't up?" "what't up?" "Kickass is killing my men, Gigante." "That's what't up" "My condolences." "I really can not help you here" "This is beyond the scope of my responsibility" "Outside your remit?" "You're a fucking cop and He's breaking the law!" "That's so inside your remit it's ball-deep in your remit's ass!" "The cops pay me to nail the bad guys." "You pay me not to." "Everything else is a grey area." "Fuck you very much, Vic." "Just do it, okay?" "Unbelievable where is Cody?" "He's late" "Thank you, Cody." "We appreciate your cooperation." "Let me out now." "I gave you all them names and address." "I won't say nothing to nobody." "..........................." "Really bad" "Let me go, let's Do not do this" "Come on" "Heck, I apologize Hi" "stop, please" "What a douche" "I've painted Spray tanning by True?" "Yes, all the time" "Murder." "Superheroes breaking into my bedroom." "Even with the good part, which seemed like a real" "Oh hey, I read those old Ditko Spidermans you gave me?" "They were actually pretty good." "Yes, it is a wonderful" "And has been more than a week and did not hear anything about ..........." "That's great" "Time ago, there were two policemen Daddy and Marcus.............." "Has grabbed the bad guys were good" "Frank Damico was the most evil I've had a plan to get rid of Daddy..........." "That is accused of being a distributor of drugs was the worst What happened to Daddy..........." "Prison is not a natural place for the Last" "Therefore became angry" "With the presence of Daddy remained in prison His pregnant wife and a single" "And can no longer endurance" "But the odds of each field to skip" "After the death of" "Mindy have been born" "Marcus) became the godfather of the girl child)" "Dadi) started a new plan)" "Five years after he left prison" "And is ready" "And now it's time to be ready until Mindy also" "How did you find me marcus?" "One of us is still a cop, remember?" "Is this what you do with Mindy?" "You say I washed my mind I say I am a new beginning" "This your idea of playing, Damon?" "Vigilante justice?" "Mass murder?" "So Where is she?" "she's safe" " Can I see her?" "" "I miss her," "I miss you both." "I appreciate your concern." "But you need to go now." "I would like to warn you that asshole Gigante is looking for Kickass." "He anything to do with you Dave ?" "You got some kinda fucked-up superhero club" "I have not heard about him" "Ok, then heads up." "You carry on like You have been doing and it's only a matter of time before Gigante looking for you, too." "He's been on D'Amico payroll ever since you passed up the opportunity," "You know I am not gonna stop." "Not will D'Amico and his whole damn operation are going to ashes." "And bury." "Ain't gonna bring her back, Damon." "This is no life for Mindy," "You owe that kid a childhood." "No, I'll tell you who owes her a childhood:" "Frank D'Amico" "Holy shit" "I do not believe this" "Follow him" "Not too fast" "What is the story this greeting?" "I will give this contemptible salute the real" "A special tribute, continued to move" "Rather than near the" "He goes to the alley" "It goes towards the alley" "Well, Stop the car!" "............." "Ready" "Hey Kick Ass" "What you want" "Kill my men, huh?" "!" "Take my fucking coke?" "!" "What are you doing?" "Let us go, come on" "Come on, Frank, we have to go Come on let's go" "What the fuck are you looking at?" "Come on, let's go Come on" "It was a very small" "I just can't believe He's dead, That's all." "I know." "Katie, guys like Rasul..." "They get mixed up in stuff, and..." "I know, but what if it was my fault?" "What if Kickass did it?" "I must call cops or something" "You're talking crazy!" "there's no way!" "He probably didn't even read your mail yet." "Yes" " There is no what Tqgayn availing " "I'm so glad you're here" "I was in a bad state" "There is nothing wrong" "I'm here" "That good" "I hope that this will be appropriate to say, but but..." "It so sucks that You're gay." "Kick-Ass impersonator killed" "I do not believe this" "What kind of boys that is to emulate?" "Boy might establish a party to wear a costume Spider-Man but for Kick Ass" "Is a picture is on the towels and shops now" "Frank) You scare me)" "You lose your temper" "This is because you can not capture this insane Kick Ass" "Come on give me a timeout, the week has passed only" "We sent him an email and all sites containing false" "We work hard here" "What are you doing?" "Do you promised to deal now?" "Mom I want to set up a party Kick Ass with my friends" "I know a way you could get him." "Chris shit" "How far along you are here?" "Chris!" "Who said you could come in?" "!" "Get the hell out!" "You wanna hear it or not?" "Why?" "Okay, look:" "You're a superhero. it's lonely." "But who do you trust?" "You can't really trust anyone, right?" "Comic books, this kids reads, all fucking day long." "Point is, there's only one way a superhero would trust a stranger." "I could be that stranger." "Just..." "Give me a chance." "I can do it." "I just need a few things." "Like what?" "I need these things." "What are you fucking kidding me?" "What the hell is this?" "it's all the stuff I'll need." "And you have to fuck somebody over." "Like, Louie, or somebody." "Louie?" "!" "Woah woah woah, Chris" "Or somebody" "Tony" "Tony" "Tony?" "I hate tony" " Yes, he is a trickster named " "I swear, dad." "If you let me do this, it gonna work." "kick ASS" "Kick ASS CD 2" "Tony" "Tony Amito, one of the most wanted in crimes Was arrested tonight" "From contact 911 by a person claiming to be a superhero" "So how are things going with Katie?" "Oh, just peachy." "Spent the weekend watching the entire Ugly Betty box set and doing pedicures." "I am telling you, man:" "longer you leave it, the worse it's gonna be." "I know, I know." "I am gonna tell her." "She just seems so... happy." "It never feels like the right time." "Well, now is your chance." "She seems happy" " Hello guys " "Hi did you see on TV this morning?" "The new superhero guy?" "How cool was that?" "What?" "Oooh, can you please turn it up?" "Check this!" "But it seems that far from being put-off, this individual, who calls himself Red Mist, decided to take crime fighting to a new level, as his actions last night proved." "Red Mist What you say?" "I guess folks have had enough of living with fear, and uh..." "Kickass proved that one person can make a difference." "If anyone needs help, I am gonna be fighting crime twentyfive/eight." "And I am just a click away." "Red Mist dot com." "Can you turn it off now?" "There is nothing special about that guy" "He got, like, some drug dealer Some most-wanted guy" "You saw him bringing out, like, a ton of stuff," "Pretty cool." "Yeah." "Better costume than Kickass." "Has a cape" " Yes " "And scarf looks great" " Yes " "I love him somewhat Seem nice" "Do you think it is better than Kick Ass?" "I think that both seem interesting I like it" "Do not you think this Dave ?" "Yes Dave Is this the kind you like?" "With all that skin?" "No, I mean" "No, not the two types of preferred" "Just tell me a time and place It'd be cool to hook up "Red Mist"" "Kick Ass" "Red Mist" "Oh shit" "Fuck, this really hurts you OK?" "Yes, I'm cool" "I can't believe You're really here." "You're my hero, man." "You... inspired me." "I mean, no Kickass?" "No Red Mist." "Seriously." "Really?" "Of course, look, if you ever wanted me to be, I don't know, your sidekick..." "You wanna be... my sidekick?" "Yeah, man you and me together , we'll have everything Want to go to fight some of the crimes?" "You mean now?" "Yes, come on, man, I will show you what" "To be honest with you?" "I really only fight crime between, like, nine and two weekdays, so I am gonna need to get back pretty soon..." "Sweet!" "Is that yours?" "Meet the Mistmobile." "Sat-nav." "My iphone - so I can check the website for emergencies while I am driving around." "And now to accelerate the" "In this light there" "This surveillance camera to give a clear picture There is nothing worth Commentary" "See, Stahq This certainly" "Fog" "These are the fans who love us" "smoke" "My friend will bring a little lawn you your business" "Going up against a crowd... it can get pretty scary, don't you find?" "Something wrong?" "You're so not how I expected" "So, I got a mail from this chick, said some guy keeps following her home from work." "I have the address and stuff." "You wanna check it out?" "Sure, why not?" "Cool" "I was totally naked" "So he sat on my feet and spoke for the first risk of his mind" "Is with him, is on the way" "This is a very good don't kill him untill I get there." "Right" "Looks like reading all them comics paid off, huh?" "Your boy did good." "Frank" "He's his father's son." "I forgot" "What... the... fuck?" "shit" "What are you doing?" "There are people in there!" "Shouldn't we just call..." "Oh shit." "Mike shit." "Red Mist!" "Red Mist Do you hear me?" "Red Mist" "We've gotta get out of here." "Remove Guenaek" "shit" "Did you see all those bodies?" "Yes" "Why did you save the teddy...?" "What?" "I don't know." "Come on." "come" "What's going on Frank can not know that I see here" "The fuck is this entered into my barn and killed a second barber" "Wait Is Kick Ass?" "Are you sure?" " You have to help me " "My son was there and is still missing" "They're all dead," "Put the fucking gun down, Vic, it's Chris!" "Chris is Red Mist?" "!" "it's not Red Mist you gotta worry about, it's Kickass!" "No, Kickass is just some geek!" "Do not have to worry about him" "You gotta watch this!" "What you doing this?" "You're fucking kidding me" "Why?" " Heck, just sit down " "What are you doing?" "What is this thing?" "You bought this to spy on the nanny when I was a kid, don't you remember?" "Why did you put it in the warehouse?" "I guess I thought It'd be kinda cool to put the unmasking of Kickass on the net, okay?" "Watch" "he's on his way" "Who the hell is this guy?" "I do not know, Dad" "Kick Ass is not the only hero in this city May know who this guy is" "I would like to be closed this place" "Nobody comes in, nobody comes out" "So that any one of you kill the fuck is this" "They're onto you. did you hear me?" "I thought they were looking for Kickass?" "Not anymore." "Gigante just put on a little movie show for us." "Different Superhero." "In a warehouse rinsing a whole bunch of D'Amico guys." "I am guessing that was you?" "I killed all the cameras." "Apparently not." "Better get yourself hid, bro." "Appreciate it." "Mindy" "No more homework, baby doll it's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye." "X-Men, Fantastic four" "Currently I am the worst" "Everything is out of control" "Did not know what should I do are you OK?" "Looks tired" "Must sleep early tonight" "And did not exist than I can talk to him about this" "Halo" "Yes, I will do" "I never felt more alone" "I've always dreamed of being a super hero" "But this was a nightmare" "It's time to stop wearing this stupid costume" "But there is a last thing you need to do" "What is the difference between Spider-Man and Peter Parker ?" "Spider-Man gets the girl" "I'm Kick Ass" "I'm Kick Ass" "You mailed me?" "Heck" "Heck" "What you want stupid?" "Get out of my house" "I am not gonna hurt you!" "No, no, it's me" "I'm trying to surprise you" " Dave" "Sorry" " What are you doing?" "Why are you dressed as Kickass?" "Because I am Kickass." "What are you talking about?" "And I am also not gay." "fuck" "And I have been an idiot, and a shit friend," "I know" " Oh my God - and if it makes you feel any better, I don't think you could hate me any more right now than" "I hate myself." "I am ..." "Look, I'm really really sorry" "I have never met anybody who was as beautiful and kind, and... and..." "lovely as you." "And you deserve better." "Dave" "Yes" "My mom set the burglar alarm downstairs." "You should probably use the window." "Or" "You could just stay." "stay?" "Like when we have a sleepover?" "I'm sorry, did not mean to scare you" "From the top and from the corner, when the middle" "Daddy, I think I found one." "it's perfect." "And they can deliver in three days..." "But it's three hundred thousand bucks." "Can you think of anything else you'd rather spend it on?" "Oh my Gosh" "That's cool!" "Yes" "Add to shopping cart" "OK" "Out of Kickass and Red Mist, who do you think would win in a fight?" "Why they want to fight?" "This seems stupid" "What do you think?" "No idea." "But Kickass is definitely cuter." "Really?" "I, for one, would definitely fuck his brains out if I got the chance." "You would?" "Definitely." "Do you... uh, fancy checking out that new Kate Hudson movie where she's a shoe designer who can't get a guy?" "I think we can make the next showing if we leave right now." "Hell yeah." "I think we are not invited" "You know what, come here" "I'm going to request a meal for you now" "Now, I understand why Last heroes in the comics" "One reason to spend his life with a stranger because, for the first time in my life" "I have something to deserve to living for" "Nothing could lose" "Katie worried about me getting hurt, so I promised her my Kickass days were over." "And the truth was," "I hardly missed it at all." "I realised I hadn't even checked the web site for, like, a week." "Hi Dave I'm going to work" "No Katie tonight?" "Tomorrow." "Wednesdays she does one of her volunteer things." "You seem like a different guy, you know that?" "Your mom would'e been so happy to see you out of your shell like this." "Ok, good night" "Dude." "Where the fuck are you?" "need to meet!" "red mist" "Hi, baby" " Hi, what's going on?" "" "I must do a Kick Ass thing" "What?" "I thought you were done with that?" "This is the last time." "I totally swear..." "I am worried about you" "I wish you wouldn't worry." "I can't help it." "I do." "Because I..." "I..." "Care about you." "A lot." "I... care about you a lot, too." "This must be so serious I promised my girlfriend I was through with all this." "How about us both being fucking dead?" "That serious enough for ya?" "Dead?" "How?" "You know that the owners of the store, they expect that we who carried out this there's a price on our heads." "A price on our heads?" "What is this, the wild west?" "I am not messing with you, dude." "They found out where I live." "What?" "Shit" "What we do?" "I remember you said that there are other heroes" "Yes" "Do you think they can help us?" "hot, with Marschmilo" "This looks nicer than the picture child" "This is because that the picture does not have all of these add-ons.........." "Of course.........." "I think I'll go to sleep.........." "Well, dear.........." "Sleep well" " Thanks " "Kickass?" "Go tell him to prepare for the meeting, where they would be.........." "We shall take up the chocolate when you return .........." "Well, my father.........." "OK.........." "Do you know where that is?" "I'll put it in the GPS" "Well, let's go" "Shit" "Well here you are." "And Red Mist, too." "Pleasure to meet you." "I had the honor to Mr........... come in" "After you" "Hit Girl In literature, honey?" ".........." "Hi, I'm Hit Girl" "No" "No, not Kickass!" "He's with me!" ".........." "Forget it, kid." "I don't follow orders from no one but your daddy." "Shit!" "No!" ".........." "Is with me.........." "Leave.........." "Stay away.........." "I always wanted one of these.........." "Do you take this with you?" " Yes -.........." "Come, my dear" "Funny heroic business" "You would drive on certain" "Just leave" "Kick Ass I'm sorry" "Enter here" "It is better to expel this sucker.........." "Ignored" "Bazoka?" "OK" "We had a deal, dad." "We had a fucking deal that I'll get you the guy who did it." "All I am asking is to let Kickass go!" "He didn't do anything wrong!" "Chris, you gotta look at it my point of view" "I wanna send out a little public service message to warn the people out there that being a superhero is hazardous to your health." "And the big motherfucker?" "nobody's ever heard of him." "But That's not fair!" "Life's not fair, kid." "Get over it." "What are you gonna do to them?" "You really want to be a part of my business?" "Yes sit down and shut up and watch." "Frank , we are ready" "Enjoy the show" "Will this really" "Of course, my brother, the great" "Watch and learn" "Welcome once again broadcasting the news for a hero New York, who calls himself ..................." "Will now show his face, while declaring to us Stop the fight against crime and retirement .......... word-of-mouth continues to spread, internet providers are predicting that it could be the most-widely viewed live event in web history." "Where's Dave ?" "Did not noticed - .........." "This is clear.........." "Why am I here" "There is no idea of the owner of this Declaration .........." "But I can see why this chaos that took place" "Dave Why do not Notify me this You're on TV.........." "Call me" "And now we are approaching the countdown to the event.........." "Showtime" "Hello boys and girl, this is You know this" "And this guy here is Big Daddy" "And these are my friends, come on come on guys. say hello" "Yes" "Here we are Hello, Hello" "And now Big Daddy and Kickass" "They will help us to show you why Be a hero is a bad idea." "You know what is a game the letter "K" silent .........." "Like to be the letter "K-" in the beginning of a word But you do not throw him.........." "Such as your fist.........." "Show them what can you do that fist men" "Do this again on the other side" "Yes, look at this" "And in France say a word in this way" "This car" "We will make .............. speaks Way to show you" "Come on guys" "In America we make it so" "Baseball Bat" "Ready to hit" "This and this" "And this is also appropriate for the hit on the balls hidden.........." "We also do not do this on an individual basis , But rather we do this together.........." "Please, gentlemen, that Arise.........." "This looks very painful.........." "Stateless because the scene of mercy and contain all this pressure We can not broadcast, but broadcast on the Internet now .........." "No No" "When you see these pictures seems to be high risk prisoners.........." "It seems that people will see the camera directly executed.........." "Even with my metal plates and my fucked up nerve endings," "I have gotta tell ya:" "that hurt." "the silent killer" "But not half as much as the idea of leaving everything behind." "Katie" "My dad." "Todd and Marty" "And all the things I'll never do." "Like learn to drive." "Or see what me and Katie's kids would look like." "Or find out what happened in Lost." "And if You're reassuring yourself that I am gonna make it through this since I am talking to you now, quit being such a smart ass." "Hell dude." "You never seen Sin City?" "Sunset Boulevard?" "American Beauty?" "Ladies and gentlemen, I offer you now fire.......... fire's good" "Fire is our friend" "Gentlemen" "Time to die." "What the..." "Find me a lighter" "I've got it" "No" "Take cover, baby." "Do not forget to protect your eyes.........." "Not .........." "I ended my presentation despicable.........." "Yes" "I think I love her., man.........." "Is what it looks like the age of eleven, but" "I wait until I grow up to be with her" "This will be difficult for you..........." "Are you OK?" "Yes" "Well done pursuant to.........." "So proud of you, baby doll" "Are you OK?" "Yes" "That shot hurt more than you launched........." "Because I'm low-velocity bullets used, baby.................." "You're the best father in history" "I wanted you to know" "I love you" "I love you too daddy" "I also love you, dad good night" "What is your name?" "I mean, your real name" "A superhero never reveals his true identity." "Look, you can't go on..." "However you lived before............. it's over." "Is there anybody else?" "Any other family, or?" "I can take care of myself." "I saved your sorry ass!" "what about money?" "You have got to think long-term" "I have got three million dollars in a fucking suitcase!" "That long-term enough for ya?" "This is not about money," "I owe you" "Not for you, I'd be dead now.......... if it wasn't for you" "my dad wouldn't be." "Look pack up whatever you need." "And We'll go to my place." "I need to clean up?" "Woah." "I meant, like pyjamas and stuff." "And clothes." "You can't..." "You know what my dad would have wanted?" "He would have wanted me to finish what we started." "And That's what I am gonna do." "is that Frank D'Amico place?" "All that security" "Are you crazy?" "My mom already died for nothing." "I am not gonna let my dad die for nothing too." "You can't do this on your own." "Exactly" "You wanna deal with owing my dad?" "Then shut the hell up and pick your weapon." "That what I think it is?" "Damn straight." "Better start reading the instructions, cos You're gonna be using it in about five minutes." "Listen, you have 5 minutes after I want you to go back boiled ................... don't leave a mess" "Is everything okay?" "Yes, boss" "I can not believe that I have my gun back" "Look at this" "You know there was nothing" "Let her in" "It's a little kid what't the matter?" "Are you okay, sweetheart?" "Yes, I lost my mommy and daddy." "she lost her mother and father" "You wanna use the my phone?" "You know your phone number?" "Had I ever been a real superhero?" "The most I'll ever had to offer the world was good intentions and a slightly elevated capacity to take a kicking." "With no power comes no responsibility." "Except that wasn't true." "shit" "They come here, to help me any one of you ..............." "See, everyone's death..............." "Is behind the desk, made to understand this?" "..............." "Do you think they ..............." "Go to see, ..............." "Get out there" "Now?" "Yes, now" "What the fuck is going on?" "she's behind a desk..............." "If what you do you expect?" "..............." "Go and brought it, come on..............." "Let's brought" " I will not go there -..............." "Do it now" "Come on" "fuck" "I'll bring the Bazoka" "Bazoka" "Bazoka" "Do not worry everything is under control..............." "Under control?" "Bazoukp assume you are stupid..............." "Sir?" " Do it " "I always wanted to say this............... say Hello to my little friend" "............... holy shit" "What a victory, my son Bazoukp" "Stu" "fuck" "get out" "Ended up playing ..............." "I never play" "Really?" "I do my work here" "I will kill every person standing on my" "Oh my God, I wish I had a son like you" "It is time for family reunion" "Hey" "Fight against anyone else your own size." "you Ok?" "Yes" "It's time to go home" "Thanks, Kickass." "My dad" "My dad would have been proud of both of us." "Dave" "Dave Lizewski." "I know that, dumbass" "Mindy" "Mindy Macready" "Bye" "Mindy moved in with Marcus and he enrolled her at my school" "Bye" " Good luck - first school she's ever been to on the promise that I'll look out for her." "Hey .............." "Hey." "New kid." "Hi" "Lunch money." "Now." "Kick-Ass was gone, but not forgotten." "And my world was much safer the new superheroes." "They said I was their inspiration" "But all I know is that I opened the door to I dreamed the world of existence since I was little" "A world full of superheroes a great man one said" "Wait till they see me." "subtitle by Mums" "Kick Ass"