"Female narrator:" "Fairy tales aren't what they used to be." "Ong ago, children wept and hid, waiting to be stolen from beneath their blankets," "Torn apart and eaten by unholy monsters." "Our legend begins with a leprechaun," "But this is not his story." "M'lady!" "Female narrator:" "He was madly in love with a powerful witch." "(Coins jingling)" "But she was deceitful." "And her crime would echo through the dark halls of time." "When the leprechaun awoke," "He was enraged at the betrayal." "(Leprechaun screaming)" "Filled with vengeance and spite," "He sought mortal help." "You want me gold?" "There's this..." "Witchly woman." "She broke me heart" "And stole me gold." "I can't rest until I get me gold." "Punish the lass and I will share me gold with you." "(Leprechaun giggles)" "(Laughs maniacally)" "(Both laughing)" "(Dramatic music playing)" "Where's me gold, lass?" "You shall bear the mark of the beast" "As a testament to your sins, witch." " (Woman screams) - (Sizzling)" "(Laughing maniacally)" "(Laughing continues)" "Female narrator:" "The leprechaun had forever scarred her flesh" "With the mark of the beast." "But the witch vowed to convert it" "Into a symbol of retribution." "She summoned her swamp sisters' dark powers" "To conjure a protector spirit..." "A guardian gnome." "(Moaning, growling)" "You may picture the silly garden decorations," "But these sacred figurines have been around for centuries." "And the true artifacts came to life" "As wicked, vengeful tricksters." "(Growling)" "(Moaning)" "The gnome was born with a purpose" "That he quickly fulfilled." "This fairy tale isn't once upon a time." "But rather..." "Over and over and over again" "Throughout time." "When the witch died," "The brand was passed on to another" "And with it, the gnome's protection." "And so he has endured for centuries..." "Following one after another," "After another, after another." "Until finally we come to my story." "Which is about to end." "Woman:" "Don't you have something better to do?" "Leave me alone." "Give me a few hours of peace." "Please!" "What do you think I am, your pet?" "Pet?" "I like the sound of that." "You damn, dirty gnome!" "(Laughing)" "Hello, Ms. mae." "(Chuckles)" "Clerk:" "How are you this evening?" "Did you find everything all right?" "One lucky shamrock, please, sugar." "Think this will be the lucky one?" "Sure hoping luck's gonna change." "You know you can win $50,000 with a one dollar bill?" "(Whistles)" "Whoo, that's a lot of money." "All right." "Thank you." "Good luck." "I'm out of here." "Oh my gosh!" "(Yelps)" "Oh." "Sorry to scare you, sugar-tits." "(Sighs) That's all right." "(Sighs)" "Did you win the $50,000?" "No, maybe next time." "Hey, wait, wait." "Did you read it right?" "You know what, it looks like you won... 80 bucks." " No I didn't." " I think I even have it right here." " That's your money." " Nah, it's yours." "Just pretend." "It's well spent." "Oh..." "It's not gonna do me much good anyway." "I'm cursed." "Oh..." "Oh boy, Ms. mae." "Yeah, I know it might seem like that sometimes," "But things can get better." "The gnome likes you." "Uh..." "Yeah, well, uh..." "The elves are rooting for you." "(Man laughs) We gonna get some fucking money, man." "Man #2:" "Yeah, man." "I thought you was getting more dubs so I can sell it." "I told you." "(Train whistle blowing)" "(Chuckles)" "Make me some money, honey?" "How much money you got there for me, huh?" "(Laughs)" "You gotta pay the toll, you old witch!" "(Laughs)" "Hey, sidewalk's closed." "Hello?" "I'm talking to you." "I think she's deaf, man." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "You deaf?" "I'm not deaf." "I don't like talking to young men without any manners." "What the fuck did you just say to me?" "(Laughing)" "Don't, you fucking crazy bitch." "(Shouting)" "(Ms. mae whimpering, crying)" "Man #2:" "Hey, careful, man." "She may have tricks up her sleeve." "(Wood clatters)" "Give me my fucking money." "It's my money now." "(Coughing)" "(Men laughing)" "You boys won't even have time to spend it." "(Coughing continues)" "You're one tough old bitch." "(Laughs) Take one for the road." " (Coughing) - (Laughing)" "Man #2:" "Cheers, darling." "Cheers." "Man #2:" "Do you need first aid?" "Man #1:" "Hey, how the fuck am I supposed to know she had a weapon?" "(Man #2 laughs) A weapon." "Yeah, a weapon to help her walk." "Man #1:" "Hey, a weapon is a weapon, man..." "Child-like voice:" "My, my." "Whatever shall we do?" "(Gasps)" "(Growls)" "I wish you'd give" "Those gutless bastards" "A taste of their own medicine." "(Coughing)" "(Men laughing)" "Man #2:" "What?" "Only a 20?" "Hey, I did all the fucking work." "What are you fucking talking about?" "I did work too." "Stop being a pussy." "Get your shit together, man." "Okay?" " Let's go." "Let's go!" " What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Man #1:" "Aw, shit!" "Holy fuck, man." "Man #2:" "What the fuck was that?" "What pushed that out?" "A rat?" "(Laughs)" "It sounded like a fucking hobo on helium." "Well, what the fuck is that?" " Come on." " (Growling)" "Oh fuck." "(Screaming)" "Gnome:" "Heartless bastard!" "(Man screaming)" "Fuck!" "Holy shit!" "Holy shit." "(Choking)" "Need a lift?" "(Cackles)" " What the fuck?" " (Laughs)" "What the fuck are you supposed to be, huh?" " A leprechaun?" " No." " I'm a gnome." " (Gun clicks)" "(Screaming)" "Gnome:" "Oh..." "Did I leave a bad taste in your mouth?" "(Gnome laughs)" "(Rock music playing)" "Man:" "You're late." "Don't start with me." "Oh, bad morning?" "I don't wanna talk about it." "Let me guess, that time of the month?" " (Tires screech)" " Man:" "What the..." "Whoa!" "Careful where you're walking." "Excuse me, did you just not see us, or..." "No, I saw you." "Girl:" "Okay, how about seeing my middle finger?" "Man:" "Making friends already?" "Girl:" "I didn't think I'd like it at first," "But it was actually really cool." "You would." "It's official, you are a weirdo." "Shut up." "Uh, so, you wanna get some lunch this afternoon?" "I would, but you know I got this super-hot date though." " Girl:" "Oh really?" " Man:" "Yeah." " Watch it, dickwad." " Watch it, jerk-off." " Pansy-ass freak." " Friggin' toolshed." " Fuck you!" " Girl:" "Do you want to get us killed?" "Okay, let's go over some terms from last class." "You are going to be quizzed on this," "So I highly recommend that you pay attention." "Social psychology:" "What are the laws that govern" "Our attraction to certain people?" "Yes?" "Well, sometimes I feel this..." "Charge, like two ends of a battery." " Female student:" "Is that one?" " (Students giggle)" "Shut up." "Teacher:" "Almost." "While we may feel" "A positive or a negative charge," "There are five principles that determine" "When we are attracted to another individual." "They are..." "Proximity," "Association," "Similarity," "Reciprocal liking," "And physical attractiveness." "Um, I do hope this is for me, Melissa." "Students:" "Ooh!" "Speaking of human behavior," " see me after class, miss." " Male student:" "Ooh..." "Teacher:" "Okay, moving on." "I'm going to conduct a little experiment" "And I'm going to need a volunteer." " Let's see how well you've been paying attention." " Have fun." "Teacher:" "Okay, I'm going to be the boy" "And you're going to be the girl." "(Students hooting, laughing)" "And I'd like you to stay as natural as possible, okay?" "So let me get into my man." "Whoa, whoa, yo!" "Baby, check out my six-pack, you want to bone?" "(Students laughing)" "Male student:" "Bone, bone, bone." "Ah, come on." "Don't you want to?" "Well done, dear." "Now, did we all see the way that Zoe reacted?" "What laws did we see or did we not see?" "(School bell ringing)" "Okay." "Time's up." "Between now and next class I want all of you to be thinking" "About the significant social circles in your life." "Oh, and remember my book signing is this Saturday." "Tonight is the last night to sign up." "And for the love of God..." "Get your eyes off Professor Robinson's ass." "Why do you think I signed up for this class?" "Come on." "Professor Robinson:" "Melissa..." "You know why I have you in here today." "Melissa:" "I'm sorry." "Professor Robinson:" "Cut the shit, I don't want to hear your excuses." "Melissa:" "I mean, me and Brad have been together for a while." "We're just really excited about this weekend." "I don't like Brad passing notes to you in class." "Melissa:" "It was really stupid of me." "Professor Robinson:" "I need you to show respect for me." "Okay?" "('70s funk music playing)" "(Moaning)" "Excuse me." "(Door opens, closes)" "Hey, honey." "(Woman slurring) Hi, my little peach cobbler." "My best girl." "You leaving so early?" "Or is it late?" "How about I make you some coffee?" "Hm, no, baby." "No coffee, I need a new drink." "There's a brand-new bottle up in the cabinet." "Hello, Zoe." "Is that how you say hi to daddy?" "I'll take one of those." "You know how I like mine, right?" "With a little splash of something sweet." "Get it yourself, Steve." "I'm late for work." " (Glass breaks)" " Oh!" "Baby, you okay in there?" "Shh..." "Let's try that again." "I think what you meant was," ""Yes, Steve." "Whatever you want, Steve."" "Yes, Steve." "Whatever you want, Steve." "That's good." "Now clean this shit up." "You made a fucking mess." "I thought I heard something break." "It's okay, mom." "I just dropped a glass." "Huh." "I'll have your drink in just a sec." "(Sighs)" "(Rock music playing)" " Man:" "You got this, you got this." " Ha ha, first try, bitch." "Man:" "Okay, let's go." "Let's go." "Hey, everybody, we have a problem." "(Music stops)" "We have no more beer." " Man:" "No!" " Woman:" "Nuh-uh." "(Chuckles) Landon, Mike, you guys got the drinks." "That's the rules;" "Rock, paper, scissor." "Shoot." " (Groaning)" " Let's go, buddy." "Man:" "Let's go." "Landon:" "Where the fuck are the pledges?" "Hey, hurry back." "Hey, look at you." "You're a natural." " Excuse me, thank you." " Hey, baby." "(Music continues)" "(Door opens, closes)" "What's good, bro?" "What's good, chief?" "Shit is going down." "Thank you." "Good night." "Oh, hey, let me get one of those." "Lucky, lucky shamrock." " Si." " (Engine starts)" "(Tires squeal)" "I'm gonna win." "Good night." "(Dance music playing)" "Where you from?" "We turn it up..." "All day." "(Music playing from car)" "(Music continues)" "Fuck." "(Engine revving)" "(Tires squeal)" "Fuck." " (Ms. mae groaning)" " Shit." "(Growls)" "(Groaning)" "(Tires squeal)" "Fuck." "Oh my God." "Ms. mae!" " Ms. mae, can you hear me?" " (Mumbles)" "Shh, shh." "It's Zoe." "Okay." "You're gonna be all right." "Just..." "I'm gonna call for some help." "Hi, yeah, I need..." "There's a..." "A hit-and-run on crenshaw." "Exit... okay." "Uh, she's still breathing." "Um..." "Don't leave me, all right?" "All right?" "It's okay." " Ms. mae:" "Sweet..." " Shh." "I'm so sorry." "(Mumbles)" "Someone's gonna be here in just a minute, all right?" "Where the fuck is everyone?" "(Sirens approaching)" "(Laughing, chattering)" "Between the three of you..." "How often do you guys fantasize about kissing another girl?" "Girl:" "All the time." " Brad." " Man:" "Hey, he's here." " We missed you." " Brad." "Brad, we need to chat, bro." "We're just hanging out, man." "Why don't you go unload the beer, come join us..." "No, fuck that." "Get these bitches out of here." "Get them the fuck off me." " Girl:" "Whoa, excuse me?" " We need to fucking talk, right now." "Are you gonna let him talk to me like that?" "Hey, shut the fuck up and get out of here." "We need to talk." "(Girls scoff, laugh)" "What happened?" "I fucked up." "(Sirens wailing)" "Ma'am, I know you've been through a lot, but I just need to ask you a few more questions." "So you say she came in often, but you didn't know her last name?" "No credit card, loyalty card, phone number?" "And you're sure this guy you saw come into the store was intoxicated?" "Yeah." "Did you see him get into a vehicle?" "Yes." " (Cellphone ringing)" " Now... sorry, one minute." "Officer:" "Yeah." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "What?" "(Growls)" "No, no." "Calm down." "Yeah, I'm on my way." "Ma'am, if we need anything, we'll let you know, okay?" "Officer." "She was a sweet lady." "I wish Landon would get what he deserves." "Naughty, naughty boy." "(Chuckles)" "(Ominous whir)" "What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?" "You had one one job." "One job..." "Pick up some brews" "And try not to kill anyone." "Landon, you dumb motherfucker, boy." "This motherfucker..." "Oh my God." "Pour me one of those shots, right now." "You know what, it's a good thing Brad's brother still kisses my ass." "(Chuckles) Piece of shit." "Fucking hit me." "(Grunts)" "Oh!" "Of all the times to fuck up." "You guys are so lucky I pulled this one." "This piece of shit went and ran over a sweet old lady..." " I didn't mean to do it." " With a car, man, that's fucked up." "I don't even do shit like that man, and I'm a fucking cop." "(Phone dials)" " (Phone ringing)" " Zoe:" "Pick up, pick up." "Man's voice:" "Hey, what's up, you've reached Logan's answering machine." " Leave it." " (Beeps)" "Hey, Logan, it's me." "Can you call me back, please?" "I just really need someone to talk to, you know?" "God damn, I miss this place!" "Whoo!" "Your brother and I, we had some good times in this house." "Except I remember there being a lot more pussy back in the day." "What are you guys doing, a little pee pee game now?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Fuck you, get..." "Hey, fucking relax, princess." "So this is what's gonna happen, all right?" "You're gonna go out to your little bro-fest," "You're gonna circle-jerk each other," "Draw cocks on each other's faces..." "Whatever the shit you fucking do." "You, you're gonna get the fuck out of here." "You're gonna go home and pretend tonight never happened." " Look, are you sure..." " Hey, shh." "Shh, shh." "(Door opens)" " You sure this can go away?" " Dude, shut the fuck up and wash your car." "God damn... hey, you ready for that strip-search?" "(Laughs)" "Ooh, I still got it!" "Fuck yeah." "Oww!" " Hey, thanks, man." " Fuck you." " (Knocking)" " Steve:" "Zoe, baby?" "It's daddy." "(Sighs)" "(Bottle tapping)" "Zoe..." "Daddy wants to play, come on." "Remember like we did last week, honey?" "One more time, okay?" "Just one more time." "Okay, I wasn't gonna tell you, I wanted it to be a surprise..." "Daddy brought you a present." "You're gonna love him." "He's nice and Fluffy." "I also have a stuffed animal." "I know you're in there, Zoe." "Zoe, open the door!" "So you don't think" " I can break this fucking door down?" " (Growls)" "Here I come." "Here comes daddy!" " (Loud banging) - (Yelps)" "He's coming in with a present for you." "God... fuck." "(Crying)" "(Screaming, sobbing)" "(Growls)" " What the fuck..." " (Growls)" "(Screaming)" "Landon:" "Ow, fuck!" "(Grunts)" "(Rock music playing)" "Fuck!" "(Engine revs, tires squeal)" "Vroom, bitch!" "(Yells)" "The other way." " (Crashes) - (Screaming)" "Ha!" "Gotcha!" "(Laughing maniacally)" "Help!" "This one's for you, bud." "What the fuck?" "What'd I do to you?" "You know what they say, don't drink and drive." "(Crunches)" "Landon sure got what he deserved." "(Laughs) Look." "(Screaming)" "(Birds chirping)" "(Dance music playing)" "Zoe:" "Good morning, June cleaver." "(Machine clicks)" "Female voice:" "Karina, hi, it's Jane from Dr. bernhardt's office." "Ou missed your last appointment nd we really need to follow up" "So please give us a call at 555-5150." "Thank you." "God damn it, mom." "Have you been not taking your pills?" "I'm fine, baby." "Besides, those damn things make me feel like a zombie." "(Sighs) Well you still have to take them." "Remember what happened last time?" "Besides, it's a court order, it's not an option." "It's not a big deal." "I'm serious, I don't want to lose you." "I'm fine." "Really." "Oh, mom, what are we gonna do?" "We're gonna have breakfast." " There are my two favorite girls." " Hi, baby." "Good morning." "Ah, what a spread." "Hey, how's my little pumpkin?" " What are you..." " Daddy can't get a kiss?" "(Grunts)" "Can I get some coffee, please?" "Where you going with that hat?" "It's fucking ridiculous." "(Door opens)" "I still love you though." "(Door closes)" "Logan:" "Zoe, hey, Zoe!" "Hey, sorry I didn't call you back last night." "I was already in bed." "(Laughs)" "Logan:" "That sucks about Ms. mae, you know?" "Seeing someone die in front of you..." "i can't imagine." " What the hell?" " Has anyone hit you with their car today?" "Like his shit doesn't stink." "God, I wish he'd take a big whiff." " (Laughs)" " One day." "(Mimics explosion)" "I know you think your shit doesn't stink," "But you do." "I think this is a very good start." "It looks like you have a little bit more work to do, but..." "If you think about our lecture, you'll find the answers." "I just wish you'd keep your fucking hands off me." "(Laughs)" "Now, class..." "If you recall from my last lecture," "Ms. Zoe here had a very strong reaction" "To a simple gesture of interest." "Textbook case of being uncomfortable in your own skin." "Zoe, you really should work on that." "Now a normal reaction," "Would be Ms. Melissa, here." " (Funk music playing)" " Relaxed," "Comfortable," "And able to acknowledge my gesture" "Without losing sight of what she's doing." "Maybe Zoe doesn't like to be touched." "What's up?" "Logan:" "What is it?" "I thought I saw something." "Zoe, you're acting super weird, what's up?" "Oooh, oooh." "(Soft chatter)" "Gnome:" "Nice ass!" "(Clucking)" "What the fuck?" "(Cackling)" "Melissa:" "Oh my God." "Who put chicken shit in my car?" "Do you know?" "(Laughing)" "Roses are red, violets are blue," "You think you don't stink, but you do." "* headed down this road * this road..." "Logan:" "And his face, he was, like, bright red." "How did he even know that it was from a chicken?" "I mean, that's so specific." "I don't know, but whoever did that is a frickin' rock star." "I don't even know where you get chicken shit." "(Zoe laughing)" " M'lady." " Oh, thank you." " Do you have any pizza?" " Yeah." "(Crickets chirping)" "(Exhales)" "What are you huffing and puffing about over there?" "I just..." "What was Professor Robinson trying to prove today?" "You're losing sleep over Professor Robinson?" "She's a bimbo with big tits." "I mean, come on, she doesn't know anything." "You can't take that to heart." "If she's gonna do a demo she could at least have a reason." "Well, your reason is to show reactions" " and that her boobs are big." "I mean... (Laughs)" " Disgusting." " Gosh." " What?" "It's true." "You know?" "I mean, she really never has anything intelligent to say." "Yeah, well, why was my reaction wrong?" "It wasn't wrong, she was just making a point" "That each person reacts differently" "Because they're a product of their environment." "She said mine was wrong, Melissa's was right." "Who just sits there and takes it?" "Who really gives a shit?" "It's Professor Robinson." "If someone's touching you inappropriately," "I think you should respond." "I agree with you, you know." "But she's inappropriate, that's just who she is." "Logan:" "I doubt she even has a degree." "Sarah, I'm so glad that you stopped by my office tonight." "I wanna know more about your book." "Well, um..." "You know, like I was telling you in class," "I think your beauty is very exquisite." "Well, I appreciate that." "I'm just..." "I'm really trying hard in your class." "I feel like..." "I can do much better and..." "Well, let me get your phone number." "If there's anything I can do for any extra credit or anything..." " Let me know." " We'll think of something." "After my lecture on Saturday" "You could stop by and spend some time with me." "Oh, really?" "I'm looking forward to..." "To it." "I think you're a little timid." "And I have a suggestion" "To maybe break through some of that timidness." "Um... yeah." "Relax, you're a little tense." "But I gotta go." "I have to babysit my sister." "So... okay, see you Saturday." "Definitely." "Saturday." "I'm looking forward to it." "Bitch." "Where's my phone?" "What the fuck are you?" "Oh my God, I'm gonna call the police." "I don't think so." "(Laughs maniacally)" "(Professor Robinson screaming)" "(Laughs)" "(Cackles)" "What's the matter?" "You don't like to be touched?" "(Screaming)" "No!" "Don't, don't!" "No!" "No!" " (Laughs)" " Help!" "I guess that means she got comfortable in her own skin." "(Whimpering) Oh no, no, help!" "You fucking weirdo." "What the fuck did I do to you?" "(Grunts)" "(Screaming)" "(Screaming continues)" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Take this, bitch." "No!" "(Whimpering)" "(Screams, thuds)" "(Laughs)" "I think it's safe to say" "That you won't be putting your hands on anyone any time soon." "(Laughs maniacally)" "(Sighs)" "Damn it." "I broke a nail." "Ah, fuck it." "I gotta go." "Where are you going?" "Home." "What's at home?" "(Logan laughing)" " Let me see that." " What?" "It's the other night, with the hit-and-run." "What is it?" ""Police have no leads in fatal hit-and-run."" " "A woman died at the scene."" " I thought you did a police report." "Yeah, I did." "I told the cop everything." "What a goddamn joke!" "That fucking asshole." "He didn't say anything..." "Anything, that I said." " That's a lie." " Zoe..." "You know what, it's because the woman was homeless." "That's why." "They don't even care." " (Coins drop)" " Damn it." "I'll see you later." "(Door opens, closes)" "(Car engine starts)" "Well..." "(Sighs)" "I mean, isn't there like a detective or something that I could talk to?" "Look, we make sure all tips go through the proper channels." "Don't worry." "Zoe:" "This isn't a tip." "I was an eyewitness to a crime." "Receptionist:" "Then I'll take your statement" " and one of our detectives will contact you." " Sure." "I've already taken this young lady's statement." "Zoe:" "Yeah, and you didn't do anything about it." "Officer:" "No, I checked into your story." "It just didn't pan out." "You must have made a mistake." "I didn't make a mistake." "She was a little upset, watching an old lady die in her arms and all." "Mm, poor girl." "What?" "I'll show her out." "No, this... ma'am..." "Ow!" "This is ridiculous." "I'm not talking to this man again." "Sit down." "Ow-ww!" "You're gonna wanna hear what I have to say." "If you know what's good for you, let this go." "Besides, that young man you claim you saw buy alcohol," "He was only 20 years old, and you didn't do anything about that." "At best that earns you contributing to the delinquency of a minor." "Or worse, accessory to murder." " (Scoffs)" " That old lady, she didn't have any relatives," "She didn't have any friends." "No one is gonna miss her." "No one's pressing charges." "So let's just assume that your memory's a little foggy." "You don't remember what you saw." "Okay?" "Otherwise, the next time your mom has a little accident" "Maybe we go to the wrong address instead." "You know what I'm saying?" "Have a nice day." "(Distant telephone rings)" "(Birds chirping)" "(Students chattering)" "Logan." "Oh hey, see you." "Bye." "Hey, what's going on?" "You didn't hear?" "Hear what?" "Professor Robinson?" "She died." "(Gasps) She died?" "Yeah, she's dead, she's gone, she's done." " (Clicks tongue) Kaput." " Oh, shit." "Yeah." "(Sighs) Cops are here." "They're talking to everybody." "Oh, there's a grief counselor too, if you need to talk to one." "I mean, you probably do." "You guys were really close, right?" " You might want to grieve." " That's not funny." "I'm serious." " What is going on?" " Relax, Zoe." "You had nothing to do with this so it doesn't matter." "Or did you?" "It was you..." "It was you." " Don't say that." " (Chuckles)" "Zoe:" "Did you see her body?" "Logan:" "Did I see her body?" "No." "Did you see her body?" "Come on, Zoe." "Inside." "(Mockingly) Busted." "(Telephone rings)" " You must be Zoe." " That's me." "So you had Professor Robinson for psych?" " Yeah." " Relax." "This is just procedure." "I'm sure this whole thing is a shock for you." "It's a shock to everybody." "I just got a couple of questions, that's all." "Okay." "So I'm told you had a problem in her lecture the other day," "You wanna tell me about that?" "It was..." "A misunderstanding." "It was nothing." "Okay." "Anything about Professor Robinson that might be of interest?" "Like any unusual behavior you might notice?" "Okay." "In case you think of anything." "Or you just want to talk." " Fun times?" " Awesome." "I'm sure." "Look alive." "Hey, Melissa." "Hey, are you okay?" " Why would you ask me that?" " Oh, I just..." "Wanted to know how you are." "I saw you in the parking lot," "Laughing at me and Brad and talking about shit." " Speaking of shit..." " Hey, shut the fuck up." " Yeah, quiet!" " Whoa, relax." "You're gonna pay to have my car cleaned." "Wh..." "I didn't do anything." " (Laughs)" " Fuck you." "Then you know who did." " No." " We were in class with you guys." "I mean, how could we have done that?" "(Both laugh)" "She knows." "The little brat knows." " You're gonna pay." " I..." "Mom, what's going on?" "I can't stay here." "This place is haunted." "The little man won't stop staring at me." "She's acting fucking nuts again." "I'm not dealing with it." "This place is not haunted" "And you're not going anywhere." "He gave me this" "And told me to make a wish." "Okay, I'm sure it's just" "An arcade token that fell out of Logan's pocket." "(Claps) I think you need to take your meds." "Maybe get some rest." "(Western music playing)" "(Police radio chatter)" "Ooh, come to papa." "Oh, you are so good." "(Mutters)" "(Cellphone ringing)" " Nope." " (Radio chatter continues)" "Mmm... oh God." "(Ringing continues)" "Come on!" "Hello?" "(Swallows) Yes, sir." "Of course I did, sir." "Um... well..." "Several witnesses placed Mr. Jones at the library" "Well past the time of incident, so, um..." "Yes, sir, I will have it on your desk first thing in the morning," "But might I add that there's a history of mental illness and drug abuse in the family" "And that may... hello?" "God damn it!" "Motherfucker!" "The stupid fucking cocksucker bitch... come on!" "Fucking girl, thinks she knows everything." "But no, "she's a little old lady."" ""Come on, I hope he gets what he deserves."" " Fucking just mind your own fucking..." " (Line rings)" "(Beeps)" "Hello, Zoe, hi." "It's officer Kelly." "We need to go over your statement" "And that other thing we talked about." "If you could give me a call I would really appreciate it." "You have yourself a good night." "You fucking bitch!" "Stupid fucking cunt!" "Go to the mall," "Watch miley Cyrus," "Whatever the fuck you stupid girls do..." "give hand jobs," "But no!" ""Oh, officer Kelly's a bad guy." ""He doesn't..." "He's mean to me."" "Fuck you, you fucking cunt!" "Fucking bitch!" "Stupid a... (Mumbling)" "Dispatch:" "Breaker one-nine, breaker one-nine." "We got a silent alarm tripped on 618 South avington." "Any cars in the area please report." "219, Roger." "I'm on it." "Oh, it's on!" "Whoo!" "(Tires squeal)" "(Knocks)" "Good evening, Ms..." "Piper?" "That's me." "Hi, I'm officer drennan." "Hi, Mr. drennan." "I'm here to speak to your daughter Zoe." " Come on in." " Thanks." "Hi, Zoe." "We spoke earlier on campus today." "Would you mind giving us a..." "Minute, please?" "Sure." "Zoe, if you need anything." "Thanks." "One of your classmates was found dead." " He was killed." " Who?" "A Landon Jones." "Do you know why anyone would want to hurt him?" "We need any information we can get." "Anything at all." "Looks like he was killed two nights ago." "Same night that you reported that you saw him involved in a hit-and-run" "And then you retracted your statement." "(Chuckles) I didn't retract my statement." "Apparently he was at the library at the time of the incident." "No, he was there." "I saw him." "He was fucking there." "Well..." "Two witnesses came forward." "What?" "Where were you last night, Zoe?" "(Stammers) I was here." "Anybody else with you?" "No, I was alone." " No one else was here?" " I was here alone!" "Look, Zoe..." "We know there's a history of mental illness in your family." "So I think maybe we, uh..." "We should have you talk to somebody." "Look, I didn't do anything, okay?" " All right." " So..." "We will be in touch." "In case you think of anything." "Or if you wanna talk." "I already have one of those." "I will find out exactly what happened." "Last chance to come clean." "Okay." "I'll take this." "(Door opens)" "(Door closes)" "(Sobbing)" "(Phone chimes)" "Officer Kelly:" "Hello, Zoe, hi." "It's officer Kelly." "We need to go over your statement" "And that other thing we talked about." "If you could give me a call I would really appreciate it." "You have yourself a good night." "You fucking bitch!" "Stupid fucking cunt!" "Go to the mall," "Watch miley Cyrus," "Whatever the fuck you stupid girls do..." "give hand jobs..." "Oh, oh!" "(Chuckles)" "Is that right, officer Kelly?" "You lousy excuse for a sack of jelly-filled shit!" "(Giggles)" "Trying to plug the empty hole where your dick should be?" "I wish somebody would string you up like the pig you are." "Hm, that's a good idea." "Yeah." "(Chuckles)" "(Ominous music playing)" "Officer Kelly:" "It's the police." "Come out, wherever you are, with your hands up!" "If I find you I'm gonna fuck you up!" "(Gnome growls)" "(Officer Kelly shouts)" "Here piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy." "Officer Kelly:" "You want to fuck with me?" "I will own you!" "Put your fucking hands up!" "Think you're funny?" "Let's dance." "Let's dance, bitch." "(Gnome laughs in distance)" "(Gnome cackles)" "I hope you like playing." "I love playing." "Let's play, bitch!" "(Gnome laughs)" "(Screaming)" " (Laughing) - (Screaming continues)" "(Screaming)" "What the fuck?" "Here, little piggy." "God damn it!" "God!" " (Crunches) - (Screams) My leg!" "What do you want?" "(Laughs)" "What do you want?" "This little piggy went to the market..." "I'll give you anything you want." "Get away from me!" "God damn it!" "And this little piggy went home." "I just want to get the fuck away from you." " Oink, oink, oink, oink!" " Help!" "God, save us!" "Where are you going?" "Where are you going?" "Where you going..." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Dude, stop." "Stop!" "Stop!" "No!" " (Unzips, spring twangs)" " Oh ho ho!" " (Laughing) - (Screaming)" "And this little piggy had fun." "Help!" "(Wailing)" "Is that your weenie?" "(Laughs)" "Gnome:" "You have no weenie." "Say hello to your empty hole." "(Laughs)" "(Groans)" "P-12 dispatch, show us 10-23." "Investigating a possible crime scene at a private residence." "Do you copy?" "(Murmuring)" "You wanna help your friend?" " What friend?" " Come on, you know what friend." "The one whose name keeps coming up" "In connection with all these dead bodies." "I don't know who you're talking about." "Your girlfriend, Zoe." "Tell me about her relationship with Professor Robinson." "I don't know, we're in her class together." "Come on." "Don't screw with me." "They had an altercation where Zoe got upset." "Yeah, but i..." "Several witnesses have come forward" "And they said they saw Zoe outside of her office" "The day before the incident." "Any idea why Zoe was outside of her office that day?" "No, sir." "Kid, you're giving me a fucking headache." "I got three dead bodies," "All in connection with your friend Zoe." " Three?" " Yeah, three." "Robinson, Landon Jones, and now officer Kelly." "(Stammering) I don't know, maybe she's been acting weird." " But, I mean, she shouldn't..." " weird?" "What do you mean by weird?" "Just jumpy." "Look, she's going through a lot." "She's not a killer." "You sure about that?" "Yeah." "All right, you can go." "Thank you, sir." "Officer drennan:" "I have a theory." "You wanna hear it?" "One:" "Ruthie mae, the old woman from the store," "You hit her with your car." "Killed her." "I'm sure it was an accident." "It happens..." "Tired or whatever." " No." " Number two:" "Landon Jones." "Now, he saw you kill Ms. mae." "You swore him to secrecy," "Then you tried to pin it on him." "Then you lured him out in the middle of nowhere" "And you ran him down." "How'd you get him out there?" "Was it sex?" "Did he die because he thought he was gonna get his dick sucked?" "(Scoffs)" " (Sobs)" " Hmm..." "That's not what happened." "That's ridiculous." "And three:" "Officer Kelly." "Well, he's familiar too, right?" "He saw through you trying to frame Landon." "He was gonna ruin everything," "So you killed him too." "(Mutters) No, no." "Where were you last night between 10:00 and midnight?" "It wasn't me." "Really?" "Then you tell me," "Why the last call made from officer Kelly's phone" "Before he died" "Was to you." "Yeah, we pulled his records" "And your number was the first one to pop up." "I haven't spoken to this man and I don't know what you..." "And then we found this upstairs." "My psychology homework?" ""I'm not always the person I appear to be."" "You wanna tell me about that?" "This stuff is personal stuff." "Yeah." "I'm gonna connect all the dots." "Mm-hmm." "So I don't need to tell you not to leave town." "Do I?" "(Sighs)" "A car-wash bill?" "People are dying and you're giving me a car-wash bill?" "(Gate opens, closes)" "Zoe:" "Logan." "You're not gonna believe this," "But Brad expects me to pay for a hand-wash" "And a detail." " Fuck that guy." " Yeah, fuck him is right." "This is ridiculous." "I wish somebody would just smack him in the face" "And shock him back into reality." "Melissa." "If she doesn't shut up, I'm going to rip her hair out." " (Rambling)" " Look, you got bigger fish to fry." "I just was in interrogation" "'Cause you're, like, suspect number one in a fucking murder case." " Wait, you were interrogated?" " Yeah, I was interrogated." " I know, I was too." " Stupid-ass pigs." "They think I killed someone." "I know they... they fucking..." "they were talking to me about it." "All right, you need to sit." "Sit down." "Sit down." "You're freaking out over here." "Take a bong load or something and just relax." "No, I'm already seeing stuff." "I can't." "Here, just calm down, girl." "Take a deep breath." "Relax." "I don't want to be medicated into oblivion like my mom." "Look, you're not gonna be medicated into oblivion." "Just chill out, all right?" "Take a deep breath." "Hey, chill out." "Take a deep breath." "Breathe." "Is this okay?" "Just chill out." "It's gonna be all right." "Chill out." "Breathe." " (Exhales)" " There you go." " This is bad, Logan." " It's not that bad." " It's bad." " Everything's gonna be all good." "What the fuck is this?" "I didn't know you were into body mods and shit." " What?" " Your brand." "Or tattoo, whatever the fuck that thing is." "I don't have a brand or a tattoo." "What the f..." "Oh..." "Zoe, what?" "What?" "What are you freaking out about?" "What the shit is that, Logan?" "What do you mean, "what is that?"" "You don't know about your mysterious tramp stamp?" "No, you know what that is?" "That's the symbol that Ms. mae had on her wrist." "It's the exact same one." "The dead homeless chick?" "(Sizzling)" " (Agonized moans)" " Zoe, Jesus Christ!" "Jesus, Zoe!" "Jesus!" "Fuck!" " (Groaning continues)" " Zoe, relax." "Hey." " (Groaning)" " Zoe." "Zoe." "Zoe, stop!" "Oh my God." "What the fuck?" "Zoe!" "Oh my God, Zoe!" "I'm a leprechaun." "Kiss me, I'm Irish." "(Leprechaun laughing)" "(Screaming)" "I want me gold." "(Laughing)" "Zoe!" "Zoe!" "What do I do?" "Zoe, stop." "(Zoe's voice echoing) I wish Landon would get what he deserves." "(Screams)" "Don't drink and drive." "I wish you'd keep your fucking hands off me." "(Screaming)" "You won't be touching anyone anytime soon." "(Echoing) I wish somebody would string you up like the pig you are." " Come here, little piggy." " (Kelly screams)" "Oink, oink, oink." "The empty hole where your dick should be." "(Gasping)" "Fuck, I'm going to get you an ambulance." " Wait, wait, wait." " No, you need to go to the fucking hospital." "Shh, hold on!" "(Coughing)" "Logan... (Gasping)" "I think I know what happened." "(Panting)" "There was this..." "There was this vision..." "That I had, of this witch." "Okay?" "And she..." "She stole from a leprechaun." "And..." "And she got branded by these..." "These druid-type guys." "Wait, w-what are you even talking about?" "(Gasping) I just saw them." "I think I've inherited a curse from a gnome." "A gnome?" "Like a... with the..." "Little cute hats and the fricking beards?" "No, no, no, not a garden gnome." "What other kind of gnome is there?" "What, a-a..." "A Mountain gnome, a river gnome?" " A princess gnome?" " Shut up!" " Logan!" " What?" "Okay, okay." "So you inherited a curse from a gnome," "And you, um..." "I mean, what does that even have to do with a leprechaun and a witch?" "Okay, okay." "(Breathing heavily)" "It's a bit hazy right now." " But i..." " was this vision that you just had" "Written by a fucking five-year-old?" "What are you even talking about?" "No, no." "Okay, the curse..." "The curse is passed down at death." "Until then, the gnome will protect me." "Protect you?" "Like protect you how?" "Uh, like..." "Like..." "Like Professor Robinson." "Do you remember that day at class" "When I said I wish that she would keep her hands off me?" "And then her hands were cut off." " Wait, what?" "They were?" " And... oh, shit." "That cop that I said I wish that he would be strung up like a pig," "And that's how he died." "How do you even know that?" "Landon... oh my God." "Oh my God." "Wait, hold on." "Hold on a second." "Did you actually want these people dead?" "No, no, I didn't want them to die." "So you just have this gnome guy protecting you who's all trigger-happy?" "(Sobbing) Oh God." "I don't know, maybe he's old and senile." "Worst fricking bodyguard possible." " Yeah." " Is that... is that all we know?" "No." "All we have is just a..." "A rogue gnome with a vague sense of justice." "Hold on a sec, hold on a sec." "Listen." "Listen." "Zoe, listen to me." "Did you make any other wishes?" "(Zoe's voice echoing) Smack him in the face and shock him back into reality..." "Rip her hair out!" "Brad and Melissa." "Just now, I said about Brad and Melissa..." " oh, fuck." "Get up, get up, get up!" " (Dance music playing)" "(People cheering)" "(Music continuing)" "(People cheering)" "*" "Hey." "Hey, baby." "Look at you." " Whoa." " (Giggles)" "(All chanting) Jump!" "Jump!" "(Cheering)" "Man:" "Yeah!" "Brad:" "You sure you don't want a drink, baby?" "All right." "It's your lucky day." "(Chuckles)" "Mm... * oh... * in the night" "Like what you see?" "(Giggles) * oh... * you come here" "* oh... (Giggles, moans)" "I like where you're going." " Yeah?" "I got some tricks." " Mm-hmm." "Do you have any toys?" "Toys?" "Mm-hmm." " Are you serious?" " Yeah, I'm serious." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I, uh..." "Let's see what you got." "* in the night" "(Giggles)" "Oh, nice." "I like it, I like it, I like it." "Getting rough, are we?" "Oh, that's tight." "(Moans)" "Stay still." "(Giggles)" "I'm not done with you yet." "No, you did not." "You've been waiting a while, haven't you?" "Yes, I have." " (Moans)" " I don't want you to know what I'm doing." "* you are confused" "(Moans)" "Keep going." "Be right back." "What?" "Are you serious?" "Brad?" "* in the night" "(Techno music playing)" "(Ominous music playing)" ""Do you have any toys, Brad?"" "I've got some toys." "(Chuckles)" "She asked me if I had any toys." "Toys, toys..." "Oh..." "But what are you into?" "God, these are tight." "Jesus." "(Sighs)" "(Melissa distantly) Baby, I want you right now." " (Muffled screaming) - (Gnome giggling)" "(Muffled) Gnome!" "Too scary?" "(Muffled) Gnome!" "Ooh, you want it." "I'll leave that for you, all right?" " (Muffled screams) - (Gnome laughs)" "(Screaming, laughing continue)" "Gnome:" "No-oo!" "(Girl screaming)" "(Screaming)" "(Techno music playing)" "Yeah, I think it's this house right over here on the right." " Okay." " All right, let's do this." "No, hold on." "I wish you'd stay here and keep an eye out." " You gonna be all right?" " Yeah." "Good luck." "Patience, prince charming." "(Idle chatter)" "Baby, come on." "What are you doing?" "Oh my gosh." "Brad." "Baby..." "You better get your ass out here right now." "(Giggles) I hear you." "Brad." "(Moans) Baby..." "What took so long?" "(Giggles)" "What are you doing?" "Get on the bed." "(Moans)" "(Giggles) What is that?" "(Giggles)" "Trying to tickle me?" "(Moans) * in the night" "I've been waiting for this all night." "(Giggles)" "Are you gonna choke me?" "I like when you choke me." "(Moaning)" "Oh, you know you like that." "(Moans) Oh, right there." "(Moaning louder)" "Oh, keep going." "You know what I like." "(Moaning, panting)" "(Moaning louder)" "(Rhythmic moaning)" "(Breathing steadies)" "(Screams)" "Brad!" "(Sobbing)" "Brad!" "Help me." "He can't hear you." "What the fuck are you?" " Oh my..." " I'm a gnome." "(Gasping) B..." "Help!" "Guess who ain't here, baby?" "(Laughs maniacally)" "What do you want with me?" "What do you want?" "Baby gnomes." "(Screams)" "I want to be your loverboy." "What the fuck?" "You wanna be my baby's mama?" "Brad!" "(Screaming) Oh my God!" "(Crying)" "(Screaming)" "No!" "Don't hurt me!" "(People cheering)" "Zoe:" "Brad!" "Brad, you and Melissa..." "You're in danger." " Oh shit." "Have you seen Brad?" " What do you want?" "Or Melissa?" "Have you guys seen Brad or Melissa?" "Someone, have you seen Brad or Melissa?" " (Cheering)" " Brad, anyone?" "Brad?" "Melissa?" "Zoe:" "Hello?" "(Cackles)" "Ooh, why so tight-lipped?" "Come on, smile." "(Muffled cries)" "I like it better with your mouth shut." "(Muffled screams)" " Does that hurt?" " (Cries)" "Are you ready?" "(Muffled screaming)" "Oh." "(Grunting)" "Almost there." "Here we go, here we go, here we go." "(Muffled screaming)" "Oh, we have brains." "Wow, I didn't know blondes had brains." "Ha ha!" "You want this back?" "(Muffled screams)" "I'm kind of getting hungry." "(Growling)" "Mmm..." "Smells like a chardonnay." "Oh." " Here's a chunk." " (Muffled screaming)" "That's nasty." "Is that a piece of your brain?" "Hmm?" "Ugh." "Yuck!" "Why don't you die yet?" "(Muffled crying)" "(Crying lessens)" "Oh... oh... come on." "Come on." "Come." "Yes, she's out." "(Laughs)" "You're dead!" "You're dead!" "(Laughs)" "Guess you can't feel that now." "(Laughing)" "(Laughing slows)" "(People cheering)" " Have you seen Brad anywhere?" " No, I haven't seen Brad." "Zoe:" "Hey, look, I need to find Brad." "Have you guys seen him?" "(Dance music playing)" "No, no, no?" "Has anyone seen him?" "Brad?" "Brad?" "(Door closes)" "Zoe:" "Brad?" "Melissa?" "Melissa." "I think I'm done here." " Boo!" "(Laughs) - (Yelps)" "What the fuck?" "Now Barbie looks like shit." "You..." "I should be a brain surgeon." "You fucker!" "What the fuck is wrong with you, you sick piece of shit?" "You're fucking insane!" "Ouch, that hurts." "Melissa, are you okay?" "Oh God." "Zoe:" "Oh my God." "You killed 'em." "No, no, no." "I did not kill them." "You asked." "The most fantastic magical things can happen," "And it all starts with a wish." "I would never dream of anything this fucked up!" "Oops." "I just wanted things to go my way, for once." "What are you talking about?" "The party's just getting started." "Then... then I wish you'd just get out of my life!" "I wish you'd just leave!" "I wish you'd just leave me alone!" " You fucker!" " (Laughs)" "No, no, no, no, no." "It don't work like that, sweet cheeks." "All it takes is one little idea to change the world." "Oh..." "What?" "Prince charming ain't getting no love?" "What?" "Not Logan!" "Not Logan!" "Logan." "What the hell is taking so long?" "(Latin music playing)" " Logan!" " Is that blood?" "I was too late." "He got Melissa." " And he's coming for you." " For me?" "Why me?" "We have to get out of here, Logan." "Logan:" "Did you see him?" "Was he in there?" " Yeah." " You saw him?" "Just get in the car." "(Engine sputtering)" "Logan:" "Start it." "Start it!" "(Sputtering continues)" "God... fuck!" "I wonder what happened." "What the fuck is this?" "We need to get the fuck out of here." " (Screaming)" " What the fuck is going on?" "Yo, she's really fucking dead in here." "(Screaming)" "(Breathing heavily)" "(Laughs)" "Logan:" "Why the fuck is he after me?" "Zoe, what is going on?" " (Moans)" " Zoe, fuck!" "We're gonna get rid of this fucking curse." "That's what we're gonna do." "Okay, just hold on." "We need to cut if off." "Find something that you can..." "What are you looking for?" "Glass or something." "Logan:" "Here, what do you wanna do with it?" "I need you to cut off the brand." "Are you nuts?" "I'm not gonna cut..." "Look, cut my back, okay?" "If you love me, you'll cut it off." "(Distant sirens blaring)" "Go." "Fuck!" "Zoe:" "Hurry up." "(Screaming)" "Keep going!" "Keep going!" "(Crying) It's gotta come off." "It's gonna work, God damn it." "It's gotta work." "Keep going." "(Moaning)" "(Zoe screaming)" "Oh fuck." "Oh fuck." "Oh fuck." "(Laughing)" "(Growls)" "God, that's him." "Go." "Ow, ah!" "(Flesh squelching)" " (Zoe yelling)" " Logan:" "Why don't you just fucking leave me?" "(Overlapping shouting)" "Oh God." "Get it!" "(Growls)" "Is it coming off?" "It's coming off." "It's coming off." "Let me just get this last piece." " (Screams) Oh shit." " I'm sorry." "(Sirens wail distantly)" "(Sizzling)" "(Growls)" " He's fucking gone." "He's gone." " (Music-box tune playing)" "It worked." "He's really gone." "It worked." "(Sighs, chuckles)" "(Murmurs)" " (Glass breaks)" " Gnome:" "Hey..." "Shouldn't you be keeping an eye out?" " (Screams) - (Gnome laughing)" " Zoe:" "Logan!" " Gotcha." "You fucker!" "Get out of here!" "Get out of here." " (Laughing)" " You fucking asshole!" "Here's looking at you, kid." "(Laughs)" "Fucking..." "(Dramatic music playing)" "(Camera clicks)" " Crime scene?" " Back bedroom." "Man:" "Are you Ashley?" "(Woman sobbing) Yes." "I'm detective Clayton." "This here is detective drennan." "That the girl you saw?" "(Sobbing) Yes." "(Panting)" "(Growls)" "Steve:" "Stupid fucking bitch." "I'm gonna throw you back to that strip-club gutter where I found you." "It's my house, not yours." "I'm gonna fucking burn it down." "We'll get rid of that little green man." " (Yelps)" " Steve:" "Get up!" "Get off her, Steve!" "What the fuck?" "What is this, fucking blood?" "Did you wreck my goddamned car now?" " No." " Huh?" " No." "No." " Did you?" "Let's get you out of these clothes and clean you up." " What?" " Come on." "Don't touch me!" "You can't... get off me!" "(Bottles clink)" "Come on, it's just a little rub-a-dub-dub," "You and daddy in the tub." "Where the fuck is the gnome when I actually need him?" "I'm gonna kiss your boo-boos." "Make them all better." "(Panting)" "You hear me, gnome?" "I wish..." "I wish you'd bust Steve's skull open." "(Chuckles)" "What?" "Gnome:" "It's not the whiskey." "(Growls)" "(Bones crack)" "What do you want?" "Your life." "Shut up, you fucking whac-a-mole." "You are a dead man!" "What are you waiting for?" "Kill him." "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "Kill him!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Attack!" "Bring it." " Now!" " I'm gonna rip off your head" "And drink whiskey down your's fucking skull." " (Growls) - (Grunts)" " What the fuck?" " Gnome:" "Hey, daddy, up here." "Now I've got a present for you." "(Laughs)" "(Groans)" "(Shrieks)" "Please don't kill me." "I not kill you." "You are my pet." "(Laughs)" "(Screams)" "I told you this house was haunted." "(Moaning)" "Zoe?" "Where'd you go?" "Bitches." "(Grunts)" "I'm not done with you two." "Get over here." "Come take care of daddy." "I'm gonna slap the fucking shit out of you." "No more open hands, no more backhands, full fucking punches." "I'm gonna rip off your heads too..." "And fucking shit down your necks!" "Get over here now!" "You motherfucker!" "(Laughs maniacally)" "Zoe?" "What are you doing with that saw, baby?" "Zoe, put down the saw." "(Weeping) I'm sorry, Zoe." "I'm sorry." "Please." " (Screams)" " Fuck you!" "(Police radio chatter)" " Drennan?" " Yeah." "How you doing?" "That's her car back there behind me, with the hood up." " Okay." " Found these underneath it." "Looks like a rat or something chewed 'em up." "Go ahead back inside." "Dispatch:" "415, report of a disturbance at Zoe Piper's residence." "Oh, shit." "(Engine starts)" "This is drennan." "Have the nearest undercover meet me at Zoe's house." "I don't wanna startle anybody." "(Tires squeal)" "(Siren walls)" "(Police radio chatter)" "Drennan:" "Freeze!" "Don't move!" "Drop it, Zoe!" "Right now." "You don't wanna do this." "Drop it now." "(Sirens wailing)" "Gnome:" "I am yours until you die." "(Beeps)" "(Beeps)" " (Beeps)" " Nurse:" "Good night." "Sweet dreams." "(Beeping continues)" "(Music-box tune playing)" "(Humming)" "(Humming continues)" "(Cackling)" "I hear ye have me gold coin." "(Laughs)" "Ah, me gold coin." "You." "(Snarls)" "(Rock music playing)" "(Man yodeling)" "(Rock music playing)" "(Man yodels) * can you hear me * whispering words of wisdom * * in your mind?" "* can you feel me * shifting in your body * through the lights?" "(Indiscernible singing) * you've become just what you fight * * just what you fight * so call me nothing * but rainmaker" "* life may be bitter * but not dry" "* reaching every soul at night * * my ghost just wanders by" "* healing every illness * that's been crusted * and I can make you cry * yes, I can make you cry, my love * * take you from this summer life * * so call me nothing..."