"In an effort to find ways other than gambling to attrackt visitors, Rino city council approved funding for bawling stadium." "Bawling?" "That oughta put this town back on the map." "What a bunch of geniuses!" "Retailing giant Big Mart plans two new stores for the Real Sparks area for the coming year." "THE VILLAGE BARBERSHOP" "Good morning, Arther." " Hey, Gladis, how're doing?" "Looks like another whoper last night." "Yeah, lotta whopers." " No." "I said, looks like another whoper." "Those little mother fuckers!" "Come on, wake up!" "Don't piss on on the cups, come on." "Oh, shit." "What the fuck?" "Oh, shit." "Lesbian Stewardesses." "Hey, Art." " No, "Lesbian Flight Attendants"." "Oh, sorry there chief." "So where's your little mug?" "Forgot it." "You're out of whipped cream." "So maybe put crany whipped cream." "Would you go back and check for me?" " No." "Take 'er easy." "Enzo." "So the chinese restaurant is also..." " Yes, a brothel." "Both daughters?" " I don't know, I didn't eat there." "Sorry." "What about the discount?" " It's in there." "Along with a free 1st class casket upgrade." "That's a partial silk liner." "That's all I got, 2900." "Maybe you should consider cremation?" " Didn't want to be cremated." "Perhaps you can talk to his family?" " I am his family." "Look, the guy cut your hair, for Christ's sake." "Even cut your father's hair in the hispital after the stroke." "You'll get your money." "Didn't you see me out there?" " We open at 8." "Enzo." "Enzo used let me in early." "You're out of creamer." " Coffee's for the customers." "I'm a customer." " You're not a customer." "You're a cabro who steals my coffee." "If you're a customer, you'd be getting a hair cut." "Now, you want me to cut your hair?" "Maybe." " Maybe?" "I liked Enzo." " Most people liked Enzo." "` 00:11:19,779 -- 00:11:22,851 So... you're gonna go somewhere else to get your haircut?" "Don't tell you're gonna go to Elmer's." "Heck no!" "Everybody knows" "Elmer's got them cateract dye things." "Don't know how he stays open." "So who's gonna cut your hair?" "Maybe you'll hire someone." "Eight from ten, two." " Thank you sir." "Be sure to come back, OK?" "Next." "Next." "I don't think I'm next." "Hey." " Sorry babe, pit stop." "Need clean shirt." "Gotta get down to Bakersfield." "Rickert, I need to talk to you." "If you got a problem, I can't hear call your mom." "She's better at that shit than I am." "Is this all the cash we got?" "Rickert, seriously." " I'll see you in couple of days." "Where is he?" " Who?" "The guy who works in this office." "Yes?" "Ah, mister..." " Leroldi." "Mister Leroldi is here." "Use the intercom!" "Mister Leroldi is here." " Very well, send him back." "Mister Leroldi, what can I do for you?" "You know why I'm here" " I do?" "Right, I do." "I forgot." "Sorta like you forgot to pay your rent." " I didn't forget." "My partner died, remember?" "Well, the wheel of commerce keep on turning, don't they?" "I need time to get the money straight." "Enzo, he did all the books." "That's not my problem." "Unlock my fucking shop!" "I'll tell you what." "I got a better idea" "You walk away from the rediculous lease my father-in-law gave you." "And we call it even." "Consider it a retirement gift." "That barbershop, that is my retirement." "And the lease is good, until I decide to quit." "July and August, 2500, in full by the end of the month." "Or the padlock is permanent." "Hello." " Who's this?" "You called me." " Could you put my mom on the phone?" "Val, it's your kid again." "Oh, hey baby-girl." " Are you drunk?" "How are you?" " You know what, never mind." "Sweetie..." "I'm here about the add." " Yeah." "I've always wanted to try this." "I see... hair..." "as canvas." "I prefer to cut hair naked, if that's cool with you.." "I also do make-up." "Can I keep the hair I cut?" "I'm all about orientation and exploration." "Cuase I got things I can do with it in my apartament." "Oh, are these Boss samplers?" "So, how much does the position pays there, pops?" "Don't you call me "pops"!" "Right." "How goes the search?" "Sorry I missed it." "So, what now?" "I'll probably have couple of beers." "No, I mean after that?" "I think I'm probably..." "have couple more beers" "Can I have one?" "You gonna let me cut your hair?" "It's 700 sq. feet." "That'll be 4000 a month." "What the hell are you doing in my shop?" "Good morning." "I thought you didn't come in until 8, so." "Get out!" " Come on." "Get outta here, go, get!" "Chop, chop." "It's not for rent." " Fred, Sheila?" "If only your wife's old man knew how you treat his tenants." "There're not "his" tenants any more, are they?" "I did not put with his shit, my wife's shit just to make a squat on this shack." "I'm not gonna wait for another old man to croak before I make some money on this place." "Ah, relax, you'll get paid." "We don't do ladies hair ma'am, sorry." "I hired a new barber." " Job's been filled?" "Where is?" " The new barber." "I'm a licensed cosmetologist." "You're full of crap, Leroldi." " I'm good with books, too." "You're an accountant?" " Did it for my grandfather's shop." "You wanna meet my new barber?" "Here's my new barber." "Uh..." " Gloria." "Now, get the hell outta my shop." "Sorry, you want one?" " It's 8:05 in the morning." "Yeah, well, I have a headache." "So..." "I have the job?" "You said something about books." " Also said something about cutting hair." "The ad was for a barber..." " Yeah, barber, male barber." "Doesn't say "male barber"." "It just says "barber"." "Well it's implied." "How do you spell your last name?" " Excuse me?" "Your last name, so my attorney can file a lawsuit." "Haven't you hear of gender discrimation?" "You said I'm qualified, then you told this douchebag I had the job now I don't because I am a woman." " What?" "You can't discriminate against me based on my sex." "This'll do." "Well, I'm gonna head to the court now, to file that lawsuit." "Good luck with your books, Art Leroldi." "Hey baby." "Why can't you park in the lot?" " I gotta to talk to you." "Yeah, I gotta talk to you too." "You wanna go first?" " You wanna shut this thing off?" "I guess..." "I'm not sure how to say this, but I met someone." "We're gettin' married." "What?" " I know, shit's crazy, right?" "What's your news?" " Are you fucking kidding me?" "Anything else I need to know?" " Yeah, uh..." "I'm gonna need the trailer back." "Alright..." "Whatever." "I'll be back, get your shit outta my trailer!" "Good morning." " Oh, yeah..." "I'm gonna have you start here." "I can't hire anybody until I get this junk cleaned up." "Hellooo?" " He's on time." "Who's on time?" "Look, I'm gonna try couple people first first." "I want 200 for the books, cash, today." "Alright, Stanley, you paying attention?" " Yes, sir." "Think you can do that?" " Yeah, yeah." "Spread your feet apart, you need some balance." "No, no you go against the green, otherwise you're not cutting." "Who the hell is this kid?" " It's OK Johnny, relax." "Give me that!" "It's about confidence." "There you go." "Love the feeling of a close shave." " You gotta nice touch there honey." "Art, I'm gonna want her to shave me from now on." "I think I got it, now." "No Stan, you don't got it." " I don't got it?" "Do you need this smock back?" "I gotta... step out for a few minutes." "You want us to write you a check?" " I said cash." "Well, business hasn't picked up." " You better hope it does." "You're 1700$ in the whole." "I'll figure out a way to get you the cash." "You don't gotta figure out a thing, alright?" "Come again?" "For now, I'm your new partner." "Oh, it's my lucky day." "921 dollars?" "That's nuts." "There's no way." "Johnny, I need some pantyhoes and hurry up, we're gonna be late." "One second." "Hey, Art." " Give me couple of the nasty ones." "Keep the change." "He was before me, Jim." "Thanks." " Yeah." "There you go." "Jimmy, you're still out of whipped cream." "For crying out loud..." "Good morning." " Of course." "This is where you're gonna work." "This station here." "There you go, that's for you." "It's kinda frumpy, but It'll do, for now." "Thanks." "Excuse me." "Haircuts are 8 dollars." "I'll go the lunch from 1 to 2, you'll go to lunch from 12 to 1." "Any questions?" " Do I have to go from 12 to 1?" "I'm just kidding." "We don't open for a few minutes yet, so if you wanna take a walk..." "I, uh... gonna..." " Yes, sorry, leave you to it." "Hey." " Hi." "Can I get espresso, please?" " Sure." "Oh, would you make that decaf?" " Sure." "What's with the..." "giant smock?" "I'm a barber." "That little shop down the street." "Really?" "What happened to the old guys?" "Well, it's old guy now, singular." "Apperantly." "And me." "Hopefully." "How much?" " Two." "Thanks." "It's a coffee club card." "Bye one, get one free." "Thanks." "Priest and a nun, bent over the pew." "He is giving it her, right..." "Who's next?" "I'll wait for Art" " Yeah." "Hold on a second, Tony." " Alright." "Yes?" " Gonna help me out here, or what?" "What do you want me to do?" "You still owe me 200 bucks." " They prefer a male barber." "Jesus, it's not like I'm gonna give them all a prostate exam." "Hey, you, college kid." "In the chair!" "Yeah, you, come on." "Hello." " Jesus." "Is Art here?" "No, he went to the post office." "How long ago?" " Uhm... couple of minutes." "Uhm..." "Can I get a... quickie?" "Yeah, sure." "Just a trim." "I'm Gloria." " I know, Art says your name a lot." "Really?" " No!" "It's a joke." "Kind of." "He's a barker, not a biter." "Who?" " Art." "He is not a biter." " Yeah, I know." "Enzo." " No, it's not about Enzo." "It's about Emma" " Who's Emma?" "His wife." " He is married?" "He was married." "Oh, he's divorced" " No." "I don't think he'll ever get a divorce." "Hey, Art." "See you tomorrow." "Hello." " Hello." "Mecca... mecca... tiar" " Mcintire." "I..." "I'm... wiat." "I don't know what kind of deal you have with Leroldi, but" "I'll be happy to give you some money to cut hair elsewhere." "How much money?" " How's 500 sound?" "Pretty cheap for a bribe." " Bribe?" "I think you misunderstood." "I'm trying to look out for you." "It's like severance pay." "Like a favor." "Nope, still a bribe." " It's not a bribe." "I can check with a friend, a cop?" " Cop?" "No." "Look, I misspoke." "Lets just forget it." "Are you sure, because I wouln't mind checking." "Anyways, I was wondering if you might be able to move this trailer off my lot?" "Or not..." "Hello." " Yes, hi." "This is mr." "Roy over at the flower shop." "Mr Jacobi has ordered flowers for his wife." "We just wanna check on the proper address, if you don't mind?" "That's sweet." "Sure, do you need his home address?" "Yes, the delivery address, yes." "Mr. John Jacobi" " Yes?" "Oh, that's great, fabulous." "Alright, bye bye dear." "This is for you." " Thank you." "So long." " See ya, Fritz." "Catch that?" "Five dollar tip." "That's more than fifty per cent." "Take the tip jar and stick it in some drawer, would you?" "How've managed to stay in business all these years?" "No tip jar, people don't tip." " People tip." "Really?" "How much have made today?" " I don't know." "I don't keep a tally." "Well, take tally. 5 bucks says I got more than you do." "Yeah?" "Your 5$ plus the 200 I owe you." "How do you like those apples?" "I don't like apples" "What happened to your smock?" " Lunch time..." "Thanks for the coffee cards." " You're welcome." "I do it for all the cute barbers in town." "Ahh, and here I thought I was special." "You're the only cute barber I'd consider asking out." "Date?" "I don't think I'm ready for the whole dating thing." "I'm a patient man." "What time is it?" " It's after 1." "I gotta go." " Hey, smock!" "Sorry." "Post time for the race in San Junatito in 1.22." "8 min. to ge to the neeva, 5 to park, 3 to walk to the window." "Just enough time to get a dog and a draft, before he places his bet." "He's off schedule by 7 minutes." "So?" "He can shift the dog and draft, but if he wants to make post time" "He's gonna have to shave 4 minutes somewhere." "How do you know all this?" "He's done the exact same thing for lunch everyday." "So?" "It's where he met Emma?" "They used to have lunch there together." "He still goes." "Except... he bets more, drinks more now." "Hey, from the barbershop." "You're the naked barber, eh?" " You guys still hiring?" "Hey, Rita, do yourslef a favour and go sit over there." "Rickert?" "That's a unique name for a girl." "Yeah, never really been a big fan." "He'll be out in a few minutes." " Thanks." "I'm really sorry for coming back late from lunch." "I lose track of time sometimes." " Buy a watch." "If it wasn't for me, you'd still be in jail, right now." "I've got a simple schedule." "It's up on the wall, for Christ's Sake." "What schedule, to gamble and drink?" " You wouldn't understand." "Oh, I understand." "You need to get..." "I need to get?" " You need to get laid." "You're fired!" "Can't fire me, you owe me 500 bucks for bail." "Pick you up at 7." " I'll take a cab." "You can't afford one." "Five bucks, pops." "In or out?" "Don't call me "pops"." "I'm sorry." "Art Leroldi?" "My god, It's been so long." "Josey." " Yes!" "Yes!" "So, how've you been?" " I'm OK." "What are you doing here?" " I'm working, hopefully." "I know, Emma probably wouldn't approve." "But you know, the top goes off, the tips go up." "And I got a mortgage now." "So, you're a dancer?" " Oh, no, god no." "Just drinks, no dancing." "Can you imagine me up there?" "I don't think so." "Put your groceries down, stay a while." "I've gotta go, thanks." " No, my shift's almost over." "I'm gonna buy you a beer." "Are you gonna put something on?" " Funny." "Go at the bar, I'll meet you there." "Go on." "God, we used to have great barbecues here." "Yeah, we sure did, Josey." "You don't meet many nice gays waitressing drinks." "Thanis. for the lift" " Oh, sure.." "We had fun." "We should do it again, sometime." "Good night." "Yeah, any time." "Drive safe." "Mom, I don't wanna see him.." " Gloria, he deserves to know." "He is the father, isn't he?" " What!" "?" "Just trying to help." " God, I miss grandpa." "Miss him all you want, I'm the only parent you got left." "Yeah." "I'm painfully aware of that." "I'll call you later, OK?" " Fine." "Hello?" " Gloria?" "I said I'd take a cab." " I said I'd pick you up." "Hey." " Hey." "Nice place you got here." "It's rental." "Should've bought it when I had the chance." "Wanna tell me about the ring?" "You gonna tell me about yours?" "See you at the shop." "OK." "See you at the shop." "I thought we're open till 5?" " No, we close at 2 on Saturdays." "If you wanna stick around and take care if someone might happen in, fine by me." " Well, maybe I will." "Nice haircut." "Hey, I thought we were here for fun." "Yeah, I've got a hot tip." " Okay." "Oh, shit." " Some hot tip." "You want another hot-dog?" " What?" "No, no." "I'm gonna go make some money back on baseball." "Hey, do you have time for a haircut?" "Yeah, come on in." " Thanks." "What happened to the smock?" "Watch your step, I just washed the floor." "This is my chair." "So how do you I like it?" " Just, neatn' it up a bit." "Got a date tonight." "Who's the lucky girl?" "Dude, what the fuck?" " Oh, shit." "Busted." " Dude, shut the fuck up!" "Dude, what the fuck?" "Check the wire, man." " Why do I always have to go?" "Dude, what do you see?" "Dude..." "I see..." "No one..." "Back there..." "Oh, fuck!" "Dude, what the fuck happened?" " Dude fucking shot me." "Oh, man!" "Does that hurt?" "Thanks for the haircut" " Thanks for dinner." "It's a wedding ring, but it's not my wedding ring." "Just so you know." "It was my grandmother's." "My grandpa gave to me when she died." "Never leaves my finger." "It's beautiful." "Of course it's still early, but everything looks good." "That's good news." "I don't know if this is any consolation to you." "But I got pregnant when I was halfway trough med school." "Anatomy practical and morning sickness." "Trust me, it does not mix." "It's difficult, but you've got options." "And we're here to support any decision you make." "OK, thanks." " Sure." "See you again in 30 days?" " Alright." "Oh, and don't forget to take up your needles." " Okay." "Hair gain with rynoxinol." "Oh, boy." " Morning." "What's with all the sissy hair crap stuff?" "In case you've forgotten, this is a business." "And this will help you make the rent and help me keep my job." "How's that?" " Who's hair do we cut?" ""We don't cut ladies hair. "" "No, you're not birnging any woman to the shop." " Did I say we were?" "No, we cut men's hair." "Yeah." " What happens to virtually every male?" "They go bald." "So we buy this stuff half the price turn it around and sell it twice as much." "Well, how much does that stuff cost you?" "20 for the regular, 35 for the extra-strength." "Lady." "Lady." "Half guys already complain about price of a cut." "I hope you saved your receipt." "Wow, you have really thick hair." "Thanks." "I inherited it from my mom." "She's got really thick hairs." "I mean really thick." "Only one little spot." "Spot?" " Yeah, right here." "How bad is it?" " It's not that bad." "Yet." "Of course, these things spread like wild fire." "Wild fire?" " I'm sure you're fine." "And don't forget." "Six squirts, twice a day." "On the spot." " On the spot." "Wild fire..." "Thank you." " Thanks." "What the hell is this?" "What the hell is what?" " You're cashing checks all week." "So what?" "You got your 200." " What about my 500?" "What about your shop?" "I'm gonna lose the shop." " Really, Djicobi is serious." "He offered me 500 bucks to take a walk." "Maybe I should've taken it." "Well, maybe you should." "Why don't you?" "You don't get it." "I don't need money." "I need stability." "I need this job." "Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me." "So, what's the deal with you using my credit card at county jail?" "You don't get to ask me questions, anymore." " I want my trailer back, G." "That's his trailer?" "You want your fucking trailer back?" "No fucking way!" "Why you gotta be all crazy?" "Well, I guess my mom left that part out." "I'm pregnant." "Idiot." "Hey, kid." "Sit down." "How long have you been wearing that shirt?" "Hey." "Hi." "Are you OK?" " Yeah, I'm super awesome." "I am sorry." "Why are you sorry?" "Well, that helps..." "Do you wanna..." "Thanks." " Sure." "What happened to Rickert?" " I told him to get lost." "Thank you." "Look, I'm really sorry." "I had no idea." " I barfed in your sink." "Well, I guess I..." " I know." "We don't cut ladies hair." "Yeah, I sure don't." "But you used to." "Yeah." "She..." "She was my life." "She... had breast cancer." "This really valiant breast cancer." "She wouldn't want you to be this lonely, you know." "It's been 11 years." "I don't even know where to start." "You wanna start with a beer?" " No beer!" "You're pregnant" " I meant, for you." "Alright." "Two things, non-negotiable." "Seriously." "Number 1." "You gotta let me cut ladies hair." "I can charge 10 times as much." "It will only take me twice as much time." "It's the only way the shop is gonna stay open." "Alright!" "Number 2." "You really gotta get laid." " I'll start cutting ladies hair." "My own, good time." "Thank you very much." " Okay." "You got a lead?" "Maybe." " Wow, alright then." "She's a waitress, it's not what you think." "I think that you..." "look handsome." "Art!" " Oh, yeah." "Thanks." " Good luck." "Hey, Wilson." "How's that mushu?" "Tasty, eh?" " Shit." "Art, hey." " Hey." "Good food." " Great place to take the kids." "I bet your wife would really enjoy this place." "Art, about the rest of the money for Enzo's funeral." "Aha?" " Forget it, lets just call it even." "Enzo was a good man." "He deserved the best." "He cut my dad's hair in the hospital." " No kidding?" "He did?" "My pleasure, really." "I bet it was." "Good morning, Art." "Where's Gloria?" " I'm right here." "Don't worry, it's gonna be OK." "Is that vanilla?" " Yeah." "What the hell is this?" "We call that a penis, Reggie." "You have the freshest breath of any man I've ever met." "It's peppermint." " Whatever it is." "I like it." "It's a great day to start the day." "Me too." "Morning Gladis." " Good morning, Jousey." "Glads, you look great young lady." "Thank you, Arthur." "Morning, Art." " Hey, good morning, Gloria." "Morning, Art." " Aham." "500 for you, young lady." " Thank you." "Nice shirt, by the way." " Oh, thank you." "And the rent is paid." "It's gonna be a good day." "OK, here's the rent." "2500 dollars, in full." "What, you don't have anything smart-ass to say?" "Thanks..." "Rachel, would you get Mr Liroldi here his receipt." "Rachel will get you the receipt." " Why don't you call the bank?" "Call the bank." "Nice tie." " Thanks." "It's..." "Thanks." "For making the rent." " For making the rent" "I've something I wanna show you." "It's small, but it's got two bedrooms." " If you're asking me to move in..." "It's for me and the baby." "You won't see my trailer anymore." " Now, there's a good idea." "It's mine if you sign letter of employment." "I'm sorry, I have to talk to my accountant." "I'm your accountat." " Well, I guess we're good to go." "Thank you." "What happened?" "Big Mart?" "Djicobi sold out." "The whole place is getting torn down." "Can't we fight it?" " The lease is good only, as long as he owns the place." "Look, you did really good here." "I just wanted to say thanks." "Put all your things in the box over there." "Gotta go." "Hang in there." "You did good." "You weasley little prick." " What the hell are you doing?" "Hey, stop, or I will call the police!" "You're gonna have to make it to a phone first, you piece of shit." "If you were gonna sell the place, why'd you put him trough all that?" "I don't know." " Fuck you, yes you do, tell me!" "Alright, fine!" "I enjoyed it, OK?" "Goddamnit." "Go ahead." "I'll just get another one." "You should've taken the money when I offered it." "Get that fucking trailer off my lot!" "Oh, what do you know?" "You left your sunroof open." "Court charges Mr Cane with 80 hours community service." "Oh, and Mr Cane, might I also suggest that you find another outlet for relaxation other than "booze"." "Next." "City of Rino vs Arthur C. Liroldi." "Mr Liroldi." "You're charged with assulting an officer." "And resisting arrest." "How do you plead?" "The cop called me "pops" your honour." " I don't think this qualifies as a plead." "While I understand your displeasure of being called "pops", what I cannot condone, is a good citizen, such as yourself throwing citations at police officers, telling members of the police dep." "to and here, I'm quoting:" ""To shove it, up their ever-loving ass"." "While hitting them in the groin with your car door." "That part was a mistake, see the..." " Enough." "Yes, sir." " The court sentences Mr Liroldi to 100 hours community service." "Next." "Great. 100 hours of picking up garbage." "Oh, crap." "Alright, I hate this car." " He says the trailer belongs to him." "Great!" " Get your shit outta that trailer." "I ain't got all day." "I want my credit card back." " Lost it." "Jenny says if you can't take care of the baby, you could come live wiht us in Bakersfield." "Really?" " Yeah." "Here's our number." "That's so sweet." "Hello?" "Mom, it's me." "I need you to send some money." " What for?" "No questions, alright?" "I got nervous when I didn't see your trailer." "What's going on." "I can't go home, I can't stay here." "You can stay here." "We can..." "No." "I can't." "I think I really just need to start over." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry sir, but we can't cash any more of these." "What's the matter with my chip?" "You guys are all fuckers." "Fuckers!" "Fuckers!" "Fuckers!" "Take it easy, pops." " Fuck you." "We've got an angry fish." "Code 11." "I'm gonna need buck up." "What the hell are you doing in my house?" "What's your name?" " Sprow." "What the hell are you doing in my house?" "Eh?" "Get the fuck out of here, Sprow." "Why don't you take it easy, man?" " Take it easy?" "I don't take it easy." "You fucking take it easy." "I'm done taking it easy." "I'm calling the cops." "OK, man." "Let's just be cool here." "No cops." "Hey dumb ass, lets go." "We're not leaving, are we?" " You know how much weed we have?" "Who wants a bear?" "Sit down." "Oh, relax." "Make yourselves at home." "Hi." " Hi!" "There's key under the rock." " What?" "He keeps a key underneath the little rock in the dirt." "Thanks!" " No trouble, sweetie." "Hey." "Hey, come on, lets go." "We're late." "Get up." "What for?" " We're gonna take a shower." "We're gonna take a shower." " Together?" "Yeah." "No." "Hold on, wait a minute." " What's that?" "It's blindfold." "It keeps you from seeing." " I know what a blindfold does." "Nah, nah, I feel stupid." " Put your hands down and you won't." "Alright, where are we going?" " You'll find out." "It's not an animal." "OK, stop, hold on." "Keep going, there you go." "Keep going." "Is there a well" " Yes, a big deep well." "Come on." "OK, you're gonna sit down here." "OK, put your hand out." "Your right hand." "There you go." "Left hand." "OK." "Alright, what's going on?" "Come on, what's up?" "Unlike you, Elmer was ready to retire." "Yeah, but how did you..." "Oh, no." "Your ring." "I don't know what to say." " How about "thank you"?" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you too." "So?" "You're gonna cut my hair or not?" "Well." "I'm not sure sir." "Do you have an appointmnet?" "That's alright." "I'll make an exception in your case." "Get my smock." "Thank you." " Any time." "Hey." "You stood me up." "Josey, that'll never happen again." " Yeah, right." "I promise." "I promise?" "Come on." "I don't want a girlfriend of mine walking in place like this." "Hey honey?" "Baby?" "What's with the bags?" "I sent Little John to get the mail today." "And look what he came back with." "Ass-Masters?" "Load-shooters?" "Jizz Kiss?" "What are you talking about?" "Those are not mine?" " Not yours?" " No." "Your name is on the fucking subscription label." "Yeah, but..." "I closed the Big Mart deal today." "Great." "And since the business is still in daddy's name, good luck getting your filthy hands on it." "Laney?" "Fucking Liroldi!" "Hey, Art." " Yeah?" "For the power." "And for all the shit on your lawn." "You're welcome, dude." "K, the potatos are ready." "How are the burgers?" "Good." "Real good." " Everything OK?" "You know, Josey?" "I think, it may be the best it's ever been." "Oh, thank you!" "Subtitles:" "ZLATEN"