"byportaliscool" "Original ENGLISH SUBTITLES BY FRIDODIDO" "Hey!" "You... little... pussy." "HARDCORE HENRY" "Hello, Henry." "You can't speak, but that's normal." "Well, it isn't normal, but it's only temporary, okay?" "Do you remember how you got here?" "That's fine." "It's normal, too." "Henry, wait." "Wait." "We'll get there." "Scan." "Sensory prosessor activated." "Relax, okay?" "Scanning." " Video Link confirmed." " Up." "This next part might hurt." "This time too." "But it won't last long, I promise." "Almost there." "Welder." "You can do it." "Wonderful, Henry." "Squeeze." "Harder." "Cool, right?" "Integument." "Please don't move your hand." "You probably don't recall." "You were never a big fan of my work." "Maybe this will change your mind." "Right?" "Memory is a funny thing." "I'm an expert and I don't know if you'll ever get yours back." "You don't remember me at all, do you, Henry?" "My name is Estelle." "You and I were..." "We still are husband and wife." "I love you, Henry." "I can't wait to hear you say it." "Henry." "His memories are still catching up with him." "Oh, Jesus." "I'm Robbie." "The sorcerer of sound." "You are gonna love this." "Because, sir..." "You will get to pick your own voice." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "Hello Henry." " Robbie." " Come on, there are options." "What white guy would not hear as Louis Armstrong?" "Just one more, wait." "Henry, I am your father." "Robert, enough." " Sorry, Mom." " What about we use Henry's voice?" "Yes, whatever you say, you're the boss." "Boring." " Security breach." " Oh, fuck." " Level Four." " Is this a joke?" " What is this?" " Security breach, level four." " Lock the door." " It's probably a mistake." " Estelle, call the base." " Security breach, level four." "Clear." "Clear." "Oh, no." "Yes." "Thank you." "Get up." "You're Henry, right?" "Please." " Shut up." " Don't" "How do you like the new you?" "Did I interrupt the procedure?" "Can Henry not talk yet?" "No, you can't, no." "Don't look at me like that, Henry." "Your girlfriend here, might have rebuilt you." "But I gave here the raw materials to work with" "And I mean really, really raw materials." " What's your name?" " Timothy." "Nice to meet you, Timothy." "Did you see how and when Estelle Henry brought his remains here?" "Yeah." "Would be please be so kind to describe to him... to make him understanding of how good he looks now." "Sure." "His arm was shot off below the- below the elbow" "And the leg was shot off below the knee." " And there was football-sized dent..." " Did you happen to see his head?" "Yes." "Do tell." "The skull was dented in and there was this his eyes were missing and the bottom half of his jaw was shred to pieces." "Just about right." "I'm bleeding too." "That was a little exhausting." "Stay close." "Henry!" "Hurry up!" "Close it." "Henry, come on!" "Henry, try to keep up!" "Come on." "Kick it out." "Come on." "If Akan gets ahold of my work," "Men like these will come back from the dead to form his army." "Go!" "EMERGENCYEXIT" "Henry, no!" "Henry!" "Take my hand!" "Escape pod initiated." "There are two pods." " One." " Marty?" "Sorry, the man has clearly gone insane." "Marty, no!" "Henry." " It's yours, get in." " Estelle!" "Get in, get in!" "Escape pod initiated." "Altitude." "Altitude." "The chute!" "The chute!" "Pull the chute!" "It's going too fast!" "It's going too fast!" "Hold on, Henry!" "Oh, God." "Akan's mercenaries." "Put me down." "Put me down." "Henry." "They underestimate you, okay?" "Let them get close and then engage." "Akan, this one's a feeble piece of shit, too." "Engage!" "No, Henry!" "Fight back!" "Come on!" " No, stop it!" " Boyfriend not the killing machine..." " Henry!" "... you hoped for?" "But you you built a great punching bag." "Stop it!" " Stop it!" " What?" " Stop it!" " Estelle..." "Aren't you curious what this fucker, will do to this fucker?" "Henry!" "You're a fucking rabbit in the headlights, aren't you?" "It's alright, I'm not here to hurt you." "Is your speech module installed?" "Shit." "Well, at least we know you're not deaf." "It's alright, you can put your hands down now." "For three years I've been waiting for this moment and I get Charlie-Fucking-Chaplin!" "Fuck's sake, come on!" "Alright, let's have a look at you." "Open the glovebox, please." "Take out that whole contraption." "You gotta untangle the wires." "Is that wedding ring?" "Are you...?" "Are you married?" "How's that working out for you?" "Yeah, what a shocker." "Right, next, I need you to take your shirt off, please." "Open up there." "Yeah, those." "Plug the jacks in there." "Yeah, in there." "So, your name's Henry and..." "Okay, well, the good news is that you can live for a while." "Bad news is that in this case," "A while means 20, 30 minutes approx, Henry." "Unless you are very, very lucky." "Which you are." "Uncle Jimmy is going to take you to his lab." "Hang on." "Shit." "We are following." "Unplug yourself, put that away." "Got some clothes in here." "Put 'em on and hurry up." "There's not enough time." "Just cover the blood up with the bag." "Just stay calm and let me handle this, alright?" "Maybe we can skip right to the fine?" "So..." "Bollocks!" "Fucking Akan, playing un" "Do you know what's wrong with Mother Russia?" "Too goddamn hot." "Too goddamn hot." "Too goddamn hot." "As you wish." "I used to be in charge of all this shit." "And now..." "I'm gonna have to hurt you, Henry, but it's for your own good, mate." "Just give me your arm..." "Hey!" "Shit!" "It's me!" "It's Jimmy." "We've only got a few moments until they run into us again, mate." "Just, okay, just give me your arm." "Okay, just relax." "Here it is." "Here it is." "Bingo!" "This little fucker, is how they've been tracking you." "Good night." "In a few moments your mechanical parts will start to shutting down." "Your friend, Akan, has got an important Russian connection named Slick Dimitry." "Slick handles all of Akan's cops/guns" "real estates/a lot of other shit." "This helpful dot on the map..." "It's Slick's place." "All you'll do is break in there," "Kill him, open up his ribcage." "Take out his beating heart..." "And fuckin' eat it." "I'm kidding!" "I'm kidding, you don't have to fuckin' eat his heart!" "Under his heart is his charge pump." "Yeah?" "Bring that to me." "Use this and I'll contact you on this." "That must gotta be the gayest jacket I've ever seen." "Great jacket!" "Where can I get one?" "I'll be in touch!" "You!" "Come here!" "You got a light?" "The fuck you think I have arms for?" "You're free to go now." "You want a puff?" "Yeah." "Henry." "Akan has already started it." "If we don't stop it, he'll have his army in days or sooner." "You're half-machine, half pussy." "Wait, wait." "I'll tell you something very important about the man who sent you here." "Oi!" "Henry." "I'm at this high class establishment." "Follow the dot and then just knock on the knocker." "Do you get it?" "Knock on the knocker!" "Ella." "Ella, you whore." "Take him to Jimmy." "Is this Jimmy?" "Hi!" "I'm a fucking car, baby." "A Lexus convertible!" "I'm not going back in there!" "That thing's destroyer-class!" "It's good." "Yeah, yeah." "Oh, God, this is amazing!" "Yes!" "Fuck, you're late!" "You're late!" "The last 15 minutes" "They've been a fucking roller coaster of emotions for me, mate!" "I don't know if I was ever gonna see you again." "So I lit some of this shit." "It turned on my fucking nerves, yeah?" "There you have it." "It's okay." "You just lost some power." "Come on." "Hey, Bring me some of that strong Russian shit, ladies." "Okay, now, where is that- where is that pumper?" "Where is that...?" "Did you get it?" "Did you get the fucking...?" "Yes!" "Fucking-A!" "This is it, this is it, yeah?" "Okay, hang on." "Okay, hold this, now." "Shit." "Okay, I gotta get this little fucker in there." "Who am I kidding?" "I'm in no condition to do this." "I'm sorry, I'm in no condition to do this, mate." "I'm in no condition." "I'm sorry, I'm in no condition to do this." "What's wrong with his hand?" "Who is he?" "Is he a robot?" "He's cute." "I know how to make him feel better." "No, I know a better way." "Lift him." "Oh, goodness." "Oh, goodness, what have you done?" "What have you done this time, Jimmy?" "Are you still conscious?" "Yeah." "Hello." "You're gonna be okay." "We just gotta get a little bit power in you." "Ladies, could you give us a bit of space, please?" "Thank you." "You are a big deal, you know?" "You're not the only one wronged by Akan." "You and I both want the same thing." "This may hurt a bit." "Here we go." "That's wonderful." "Now I can take you back to my lab." "I'm Jimmy, by the way." "I realize this is all very confusing for you." "But... but..." "It's better if I show in the lab." "Yes or n" "Hello?" "Oh, thank you." "They're Here." "They must've had followed you." "I can't" " I can't let them see me like this." "I can't..." "I'm sorry." "I can't stay here, Henry." "Sorry." "Oh, shit!" "Fuck, yeah!" "Fucking hell, Akan's boys are here." "I'm gonna hold them off, yeah?" "I'm gonna hold them off, yeah?" "More guns for you in the drawer, yeah?" "This is fucking war, baby." "Yeah!" "Oh, fuck yeah!" "Hello ladies!" "No, the lower one." "Bye-bye." "I fucking had that!" "I'm not with them!" "I'm not with them!" "Go, go, go!" "Run!" "Run, run!" "The floor is fucking lava!" "I'm gonna burn this..." "Oh!" "Oh, hey, Katya!" "Jimmy, you asshole!" "Please, please!" "Please do not hurt me." "I've got a family." "Is that your wife?" "Don't mind her, Henry." "She's mourning her late husband." "I wasn't betting I would see you here." "Your persistence is unparalleled." "And quite exciting." "Slick Dimitry's services were excellent." "I'm just glad I haven't paid up front." "I'll tell Estelle you did well." "Akan!" "Akan, you open this fucking door!" "You hear me?" "I got her all locked up in the back of my truck downstairs." "I'm gonna rip your fucking lungs out!" "You'll go far, Henry, unlike this piece of shit!" "Hey!" "Henry, put your gun down." "It's all good." "Hey, hey, hey." "People, people." "Chill out, calm down." "Now I've shared something with you." "I need you to share something with me." "Where is Akan now?" "You want Akan?" "Here's your Akan." " Fuck, shit." " And here's your Akan." "That, is, my, ego, talking, to, you!" "What do you want?" "Higher self?" "Ego?" "Higher self?" "Ego?" " High" " Higher self!" "Higher self, yeah." "It's okay." "Akan's guys are taking the girl to his base." "Shit." "Just let me handle this, just let me handle this." "What the fuck have you done?" " All our girls are dead!" " Okay, ladies, alright." " Okay?" " Okay, alright." " Okay, just..." " It ain't fucking okay!" " Who were those guys?" " What do you mean alright?" " Are you telling us to relax?" " He's telling us to relax!" " Henry?" "Who the fuck is Henry?" " Did you see what happened upstairs?" " Sorry you've been upset, okay?" " What are you watching?" "Henry and I" " Henry and I are going to meet Akan." " Henry?" "Who is Henry?" " Did you see what happened upstairs?" " Did you see what you did?" " You're such an diot!" " We go with you to fuck them up!" " That white-haired pussy is dead!" "Okay, yeah." "You wanna go on the bike?" "You can go on the bike." "Just... just..." "Yes." "You want to go?" " Okay, go on your bike, go on your bike." " We got our own bikes." "Fucking hell." "Sometimes it is easier just to say yes." "Henry, catch!" "God." "I thought I'd lost you forever, Henry." "I was so scared." "I was so scared when you fell." "I thought I would never see you again." "I love you, Henry." "I love you." "How sweet." "If I took this moment and put it in a cup of tea." "I wouldn't need sugar." "Yuri, please." "We can go now." "Each year, one hundred thousand baseball bats are sold in Russia" "And at most, 50 baseballs." "Gives an idea of a great Russian pastime." "This is a rare surviving bat." "Estelle." "Would you please be so kind and stand up?" "No." "Or do you want to take her place?" "Estelle, your boy is quite the white knight." "Sacrificing himself to keep you alive." "Only for my dick to kill you later." "Are you sure, Henry?" "Are you sure?" "I don't hear a "no"." "Brilliant!" "Come on here, Henry." "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, Henry!" "You... little... pussy." "Gentlemen, please go check that shit out." "Freeze!" "Give peace a chance, brothers." "My ego wants to kill my but my higher self doesn't." "Jesus, baby!" "I was talking to them." "Shit!" "Look at this." "Dude's got a memory blocker." "Well, that's about all I I can do for you, mate." "Time for a reboot." "See you in about 15 minutes, hopefully." "Hey." "He's awake." "Your eyes might be a bit blurry." "It's just your depth perception trying to calibrate, yeah?" "Follow me as I walk, yeah?" "Get up." "Okay." "Alright." "Now, can you focus on me over here?" " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Burying you..." "It's like burying treasure." "I really don't understand what Akan's thinking because" "Henry, stop dicking around." "You're almost there, mate." "Here's where you're gonna get to." "Chop-chop!" "It's me, Jimmy." "Move." "Oh, shit." "Those pigs are here again." "Don't compromise my lab." "Let them leave." "Baby, the gag reflex is psychological." "It's all in your head." "Henry, no." "I'm fucking- shit." "Leave." "Good job, Charlie Bronson." "Bravo 2-0." "Lights up." "Play the video." "Dawn of twilight..." "a cyborg era." "Thank you, sir." "I'v lobotomized everything not essential" "Not essential to soldiers." "Personal memories, speech, sense of taste, it's all gone." "You may still have a bit of an issue with emotional motivation, which..." "Motivation?" "Try your fucking paycheck, James." "My paycheck..." "Yes, okay." "What the shit-fuck, James?" "I'm sorry, sir!" "I'm so sorry!" "Oh, shit!" "Open the doors!" "Please, open the door!" "We've got a malfunction!" "Let me out, please!" "Sir, I'll fix it!" "I doubt it." "Fucking idiot." "You know, Jimmy?" "Something about a spine snapping..." "Never gets old." " It sounds like..." " The end, the beginning." "Or all the same?" "Have a seat, Henry." "When a man is first crippled, there's always one question on everyone's mind, ...especially in his." "Does his dick works?" "Mine didn't, so I plotted my escape from this chair." "I come to Russia when the West banned resuscitation of the dead tissue." "Akan is a mega-maniac, but my research was funded." "I kept my eyes on the Nobel Prize." "Who has time for itheatrics when he's rich and his cock works, eh?" "I paid a high price." "I stopped making soldiers and then I succeeded." "A breed of men made of cyber-flesh." "Mainly, they're just fancy-pants prostheses" "But don't dare tell..." "My avatars!" "Now, cyborgs on the other hand have bits and a brain." "They think for themselves, in theory, at least." "Do you have a look at you?" "That hippie, always with the ganja." " NEW DEVICE CONNECTED" " You're not baked, are you?" "I hope not." "Alright." "You are the man, Henry." "There are very little actual man left, of course." "Enhanced skeletal muscular systems, cardiovascular turbo boosted with a *** 244 atomic battery." "A good night's sleep and you'd power an aircraft carrier." "Remarkable technology, is it not?" " Initializing..." " Not you." "My boys." "I made the first few for revenge." "But then I started exploring new aspects of myself." "Can I have a sip?" "I have lived these past years, Henry." "My lads, they get speeding tickets, they walk barefoot through the grass." "And, boy, do they get laid!" "You never guess what we do here sometimes, alone." "Hit "play", over there." "Play." "BROADCAST IN PROGRESS" "What are you doing?" "BROADCAST IN PROGRESS" "Close your eyes." "Close your eyes." "Something is wrong with you, mate." "Don't worry, it's not like the clap or anything." "Just gotta sit you down in this chair and take a look at you, yeah?" "The scan says you're in terrible danger." "Of being shit, for being a traitor, ya lying grasser!" "I'll shut you down, mate." "Put down the Proto-Baby." "Now!" "I tried to unplug you nicely," "Even though we knew that you beamed your video to Akan." "No?" "What's this?" "What's that?" "You're broadcasting it to Akan!" "Enough!" "Enough." "Even if I did believe you, you still have to..." "Henry, no!" "No!" "You brought them into my lab!" "I trusted you!" "Henry, Henry, please, kill me." "Akan won't." "You made me live in this straitjacket of rotten and smelly skin!" "What the fuck was I thinking?" "That Akan's toy robot was my friend!" "Thank you, Henry." "Fuck you too, but mostly thanks." "My lab's compromised," "But I can build a new one using Akan's equipment when we go and get your wife." "Together." "Alright?" "Hey, put that on the wall." "If I can't have my lab no one's having it." "Now, don't lose this." "Fuck you, Akan." "Don't change the channel." "We are coming right over." "Right, I counted six vehicles." "That's at least 35 men." "We've got to cut them down to half before they enter the hotel to give us a fighting change and get out alive." "Also, there's a certain stigma attached to blokes who likes musicals." "I just want to get out of there right now as straight as an arrow." "Got it?" "Here they come." "Wait for it." "Wait for it." "Now." "Alright, cover me." "Yes!" "Fuck!" "They are in the hotel." "We don't need the sniper anymore either." "Go inside, see the Colonel." "Over here, laddie!" "Arm yourself to the teeth." "Don't touch that." "Emma Gee is mine." "As my father used to say" ""A grenade a day keeps the enemy at bay."" "Come on." "Chop-chop!" "The Big Sally." "Well, home is where the battle is." "Alright, private, it is our duty to ensure that no harm comes to equipment, understood?" "Come along." "You can hear them, but you can't shoot them." "You can drop a grenade, then." "Drop an egg down there, laddie." "Forward!" "Come on." "My Lord, how embarrassing." "Dodged a bullet on that one." "I'll cover you!" "Move around them!" "Don't let the cripple get below you, laddie!" "There we go." "Wait!" "Help me with the cripple!" "Better take five paces backward on your mark, laddie." "A crippled home for crippled man." "Thank you, Yuri." "My quarters are actually up there." "Would you like to see them?" "We will." "Indeed." "Don't scare the horsie." "Take the next exit." "Over there, that's right." "Turn off the engine, laddie." "Let's turn the tables on these ballocks." "Tallyho." "Big Ben." "Akan is a cunt!" "Oh my!" "Looks like Akan has already begun." "By tomorrow these poor chaps will be super robotic soldiers like yourself." "Look out!" "What's red and bad for your teeth?" "On your feet, lad." "On your left." "I'm gonna buy you some time!" "Seal the door!" "I can't tell you the number of times I've dreamt that I was riding up this lift." "It's a pity that I can't" "It's just a landing gear, laddie." "Now, listen to me." "When you kill Akan," "I want you to look at him right in those eyes until the rest of him is just as dead as them, understood?" "No, I'm afraid I will not be coming with you." "But you've letting me getting through this far, has given an old sweat his grandest gift in all his years." "No." "It's locked at its jugular." "If you uncorked it, I won't be able to..." "The- the thing in your pocket quickly." "I'm afraid I have a confession to make." "You see, I've been surveilling Akan for years." "So when you dropped down onto that road there and went rogue so magnificently, and all I saw was my chance of revenge." "You proved me your attitude with Dimitry, but then in the forest..." "Well, I noticed an implant." "A memory block, see?" "And I couldn't afford to have you remember a better life somewhere else, so..." "I left it in." "Not my finest hour, I'm afraid." "But then, back in my lab, while I was trying to analyze what you could do for me." "I realized..." "Who you are to me, Henry." "It's bloody nice, having a friend, Henry." "Me think all those deaths would've prepared me for this." "If you haven't been ready, you'll start to remember bits of your past, Henry." "And those memories are real." "They're you." "Trust them." "Memories, memories, memories." "My first batch of cyber-soldiers." "With everything that you have experienced today uploaded into what's left of their brains." "All they remember is waking up in the lab..." "And their wife screwing their legs on." "I love you Charlie." "I love you, Edward." "I love you, Thomas." "Do you recognize this?" "No?" "That's odd." "They're your wife's." "I smell what you like about her." "This one is almost ready for you." "But I warn you, their boosters make one to you have now..." "Look like a fucking night wolf." "Go ahead and fuck him up." "Get up." "Get up!" "ADRENALINE" "Can you handle this?" "Henry." "Why are you hitting yourself, Henry?" "Baby?" "Baby, are you okay?" "I love how protective you are of me." "You owe me an apology." "Sure?" "For doubting me." "I did had certain apprehensions." "Why did you let me do it?" "I was just detaining my women and losing all of my men." "Is everybody dead?" " Yes" " Yes." "Do you know when I realize that this was working?" "When?" "When Henry pulled me to the escape pod, trying to get me out of the lab, no matter what." "Who would have thought that pussy is a great motivator?" "We will have a hundred of you tomorrow, a thousand next week." "Each one's first memory will be his wife" "Slipping a cheap brass ring in his finger." "Every single one of my soldiers," "Will awake willing to do anything my brilliant wife tells them," "Whether it's marching in Paris or the White House lawn." "I would like to pretend you'd understand the part you've played." "You didn't make history, Henry." "You helped end it." "You... little... pussy." "It's what my old man called me." "It's like it was my name." "And I proved them right by killing all the wrong people." "I love you, Henry." "And I'll never call you anything but your name, but you gotta decide." "Are you gonna lay there and swallow that blood in your mouth?" "Or are you gonna stand up, spit it out, and go spill theirs?" "Akan!" "No, fuck" "No!" "Stop!" "I order you to stop!" "Henry!" "Stop!" "Where it he?" "No." "Fuck you, motherfucker!" "Fuck you" "How could you do this to me, Henry?" "How could you fucking do this?" "Answer me!" "Answer me!" "EZ" "Motherfucker!" "What happened, Henry?" "You were supposed to love me." "Henry!" "Henry!" "Listen to your heart!"