"THE CHICKEN" "And with this "Rocking Chair Twist", we wish you a pleasant Sunday!" "The ship pitches" "There are squalls and storms at sea" ""But no sissies are we... " Start again!" "The ship rolls" "The ship pitches" "There are squalls and storms at sea" "But no sissies are we" "We're happy as fish in water" " Pee-pee!" " Not now!" "CHICKEN FARM" "Anyone home?" "If this isn"t a surprise!" " How do we prepare it?" " In the stew pot." "Does he make eggs?" "No, honey, it"s not a hen." " So what does he do?" " Nothing." "We eat it." "Do we eat the hens?" "No, because they lay eggs." "Eat!" "Do we have a stew pot?" "Eat up." "You don"t know who"s eating you." "Is it fat?" "Mine doesn"t like poultry." "In just a few moments, tonight's movie." "We remind you that this program is not recommended for our younger viewers." "So we say to them, good night." "Sleep tight!" "I want him to sleep with me." "Who?" "The chicken." "When will we eat the chicken?" "Sunday." "It"s a hen." "Anyone can make a mistake." "Another one." "When do we eat the chicken?" "We don"t." "Because it"s a hen." "A dozen eggs, ma"am." "It"s him!" "Don"t hit him, Fernand!" " It never happens?" " Never!" "I don"t want us to eat him." "No, honey, we won"t eat him." "Will we, Papa?" "I knew it wasn"t a hen."