"Kissing you was great." " Uh - huh." "There's this part of me" "That's still hung up on this other girl." "Touchdown, east dillon!" "Looks like the lions may have found a quarterback" "That is the real deal." "Maybe I should have left already." "Do you even want me to stay?" "Of course I want you to stay!" "He's leaving." "He's really leaving." "hey." "I'm trying to hear if she's still crying." "Take her." "he'll call eventually." "He hasn't called yet." " You want some coffee?" " Yes, please." "Hi, sweetie." " Hey." " How you doing?" "Fine." "Go, cattle, go, cattle!" "Sook, sook, whoop!" "Hup, hup!" "We'll be all right, maggie." "Yep!" "Get up, cow!" "They can't get out, they can't get stolen." "What kind of an idiot would steal these cows?" " Cow rustlers." " Cow rustlers?" "What is this, the wild west?" "This sucks." "Luke, don't say sucks." "Have a vocabulary." "I'm sorry, mom." "Luke and I'll get that fence fixed." "We'll be fine." "Luke, you'd best plan on missing some school this week." "You want me to miss school for a week 'cause some idiot's been stealing our cows, dad?" "I got to go to school." "If I don't go to school, they won't let me practice." "We got a huge game coming up." "I got to practice." "We can win this game." "I'd hire someone if I could, luke." "We don't have any money." "What do you want me to say?" "Yah!" "Go." "You saw, yeah?" "wait, shh, shh, shh." " What's going on?" " Nothing is going on..." "Except for the fact that you won us a blue ribbon award" "For academic excellence!" " Congratulations, tami." " Take a look." "Tami, one year as principal," "And you got dillon the blue ribbon award." "Incredible." "Dillon high is a blue ribbon school." "This is great news!" "How about that?" " It's yours!" "He's here, he's here, he's here!" "Daddy!" "Ha ha!" "oh, he's cute!" "Hey." " I missed you." " Look at you!" "Look the hell at you!" "Stop growing up." "Oh, well, there's not much I can do about that." " Hey." " Hey, cheryl." "Put your stuff in the guest room." "I rented out the airstream." "You all set?" "You got to go to school." "I've been driving all night." "I'll take her." "Well, you know what?" "We got all her stuff ready." "Go settle in." "You'll see her later." "Come on, becky." " All right." " Bye." " Bye, bye." "How you doing?" "You threnter?" "I am, yeah." "Just..." "I'm tim, by the way." "Nice to meet you." "Let's go, bring it in!" "Come on, let's go." "Hey, listen now." "Campo park-two weeks." "This is a game we are gonna win." "And I'll tell you something," "We're gonna be going into this game a little bit different." "You've got about 30 seconds" "Before this gentleman puts on that uniform" "And get some licks on him, 'cause you're looking at our new quarterback." "Let's go." "We got work to do!" "Um, julie may I ask..." "Why you are signing up" "For every club that is available?" "'cause I can." "You're really signing up" "For the school beautification committee?" "And you're signing up for the book club," "Which would normally be fine," "Except for this week's book is twilight." "Just leave me alone, okay?" "You do realize that he was my best friend too, you know?" "Yep." "And that's why I signed you up" "For the academic smackdown." " What is that?" " It's like quiz bowl." "It's after school." "I'll see you in the cafeteria." "Right." "Well, I" "Yeah." "We got the invoice two days ago." "Well, I can't pay the invoice a week ago" "If I just got it two days ago." "Hang on one second, would you, please?" "Come here." "You were absent today." "You can't go to practice." "You got a good excuse?" " Yes, sir." "My dad's making me fix our fence at home." " You have to fix a fence?" " Yeah." " Are you kidding with me?" " We don't have any money." "We can't hire nobody." "Can I tell you something?" "We need you." "You understand that?" "You're absent, you can't come to practice." "You can't come to practice, you're not playing." "So here's what you need to do." "You need to fix your fence." "You can fix it in the middle of the night-I don't care." "You can fix it in the morning before you come to school." "But you make it to school on time." "You get here on time." "You go to practice." " Okay." " Good." "I'll see you tomorrow." "Don't be absent again." "Go." "Hey, you there?" "Yeah, listen, we just got the invoice, though." "Hey, move that piece already!" " Calm down!" " Hey!" "Stop." " What?" " I got a buck." "Sorry..." "Funding right now." "Billy I need more." "One sec." "God, the baby's- baby on board." "$1.75." "It's that simple." " I got it, 37 cents." " Oh, god!" " What?" " No, please stop." " Calm down!" "What is wrong with you?" " Contraction." "Oh, god!" " Still not there?" "What?" " Contraction." " You're seven months pregnant." "You're not contracting." "Please go to the hospital." " We got food right here- - oh!" "Oh, god." "Please go." " Get the food." " Oh, god!" "thanks." "Go, go, go, go, go!" "Uh!" "Oh..." " You okay?" " Oh, god!" "Do you have any idea" "What kind of losers are gonna be at academic smackdown?" "You realize the irony behind the term academic smackdown?" "Shut up, landry." "Hey." "goody." "Is this one taken here?" "Fancy seeing you here." "This isn't gonna be awkward or anything, is it?" "Well, if it's gonna be awkward for you, you can leave." "I do this smackdown every single year," "So you being here is of no consequence to me." "Hey." "Welcome to east dillon academic smackdown team..." "Who have an event this weekend" "Against another school in our district" "At west dillon, our sister school," "Our blue ribbon sister school." "I need you to perform well at this." "All right, study." "This is exciting." "Learning..." "Your mom is gonna kill me." "Well, what's she gonna do, divorce you?" "Oh, wait." "She already did that." "A dog's a lot of work, beck." "A lot of work." " I know." "I can do it." "Besides, I get really lonely when mom's at work." "Do you ever think you're gonna move home?" "I mean, I know you and mom aren't gonna get back together," "But if you lived in town, we could see each other more." "Give me a little time, all right?" "I'm working on it." "Puppies!" "I like this one." "He's gonna do 50 sit-ups in 30 seconds." "Hit the floor." "Let's go." "You're challenging me." "Yeah." "Let's go." "You ready?" " You ready?" " Go." "Coach." "Hey, levi" "Hey." " Gentlemen." " We need to see vincent howard." "What's going on?" "We got a report that he had a gun on school grounds." "These officers need to search his locker." "Report from who?" "We need to check the locker." "Well, look, maybe we should, uh..." " Coach..." " Clear something" "The police are here." "Second one on the end." "It's got a name on it." " It's clean." " Thank you, gentlemen." "I'll meet you in front." "All right, dad, I'll be back later." " Where you going?" " School, dad." "I'm going to school." "Luke, get back here." "Dad, I cannot miss practice." "I cannot miss school." "I will build your fence." "I'll stay up till midnight." "I will get up at dawn." "But I'm going to school." "Luke, you get your ass back here now." "I'll be back later, dad." "son of a bitch." "I want to admit you to the hospital overnight." "She needs to be on the magnesium sulfate" "For at least 24 hours." "Everything's gonna be okay, right?" "I mean, the baby and everything." "She's gonna be fine." "It should be, but she's going to need to go on bed rest." "Okay, um..." "For how long?" " For two months." "Until the baby's full-term." "I'll check back with you later." "Oh, my god." "Everything's gonna be fine, okay?" "You aren't gonna have to do anything." "Me and tim are gonna take care of everything." "You won't have to lift a finger, all right?" "Uh, doc?" "Doc." "Uh, look..." "I don't exactly have insurance right now." "I mean, I was-I was gonna pay for the birth out of pocket," "But, uh, I wasn't exactly expecting it to cost this much." "Is there anything..." "We might be able to work out or some kind of deal or...?" "Uh, you know, it- it costs what it costs." "There are payment plans, but still..." "The contractions are waning." "You can take her home and keep her on her side" "And well-hydrated." "It may be enough." "Then, um..." "We'll keep her here overnight." "Uh, you know, premature labor" "Is something that usually happens more than once." "Okay?" " Yeah." "What am I supposed to do?" "It's the police." "It's not like I have much of a choice anyway." "No..." "I mean, I guess not." "I mean, I don't know." "You know, if they'd come in saying..." "Open up landry's locker," "Would you have just done that?" "I don't know what I would have done then." "I think the real question is do you think that he has a gun?" "Well, I sure as hell hope not." "But do you think it's possible?" "I" " I don't know, honey." "Anything's possible, isn't it?" "Seems like maybe you ought to just ask him." "I mean, he's never gonna trust you unless you trust him." "You know what I mean?" "Okay." "What year was the battle of stalingrad?" "19... 1941." " Wrong." " 1942." " Thank you." " Can you lighten up?" "Jeez, you're making me go blank." "I'm making you go blank?" "How do you think you're gonna feel" "When you're having to answer these questions" "In front of all those people?" " Shh!" "Hey, julie." "Hey, come here." "Hey, come here." "These are very basic questions I'm asking right now." "Julie, come here and let me tell you something." "What?" "He knows nothing about world war ii!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey." "Come here, come here." "What?" "Take a deep breath, okay?" "I understand that you're going through a lot," "That you're in a lot of pain" "This has nothing to do with matt." "I want to do well on the smackdown, okay?" " You know what?" "Just- - you're lying, it's about matt." "Just climb off my back, okay?" "It's not about matt." "Just deal with the fact that it's about" "Vince." "Come here." "Close the door." "Sit down." " What's up?" "How you doing?" "I'm good." "A little sore, but I'm good." "I got to ask you a question." "You got a gun?" "I'm just asking you straight up." "Have you got a gun?" "Do you have gun, do you carry a gun," "Do you have a gun in your locker," "Do you have a gun on the premises-I don't know." "A gun." "Give me an answer." "Talk to me." "No." "No, I ain't got no gun." "That's all I wanted to know." "I don't know." "Do the swaddle-and-shush thing." "Babe, I don't know." "I'm not a friggin' midwife." "So I don't know." "I'll be home in a few days, all right?" "Then I'm yours." "Yeah, yours and the baby's." "All right, yeah." "Love-love you back." "Trouble at home, huh?" "Uh..." "Becky says you were, uh," "Some kind of big football deal around here." "Is that it?" " Something like that." "Yeah." "I bet that was pretty good times, huh?" "Yeah, it had its moments." "you're young yet." "It'll change." "Believe me." "You're not married, are you?" "Don't ever get married." "Don't ever have kids." "You don't like your kids?" "No, I love my kids." "It's just that it- it never ends." "Right." "I mean..." "A baby and all." "I'm sure it's a lot." "All right, look," "I got a baby with this girl in seattle." "You know how it goes, right?" " Hmm." "Now she wants to get married." "There's just never enough to go around." "Yeah." "You're spreading yourself pretty thin." "Becky know about seattle?" " Oh, no, no." "No." "No." "And I don't want her to." "It was a present!" "Forget it!" "I'm walking!" "I'm not going anywhere with you!" "Becky, you are being ridiculous." " Cheryl, what the hell- - you've got one hell of a nerve" "Bringing that dog in here without asking." "There's nothing wrong with her having a little dog." "Julie." "Julie taylor." " Hey, mrs." "Saracen." "Oh, it's so good to see you." "Come in here, sweetie." "Shelby, look who's here." "It's julie." " Hi." " Hey." "Oh, it's so good to see you." " How you doing?" " Good." "Well, we're doing just fine, honey." "Shelby here, she's taking real good care of me." "Well, I'm trying." "That's good to hear." "I'm sure this whole matt thing must be so hard on you." "Oh, lord, julie, at first..." "It was just awful." "But, you know, now that I know he's fine," "Then I'm fine." " You talked to matt?" " Oh, yeah." "He even called again yesterday, bless his heart," "And let us know he got the place." "He told you, I'm sure." "Yeah, he did." "Well, you know what?" "We were just about to have an ice cream sandwich." "Let me get you one." "hey." "He's just going through a lot, you know?" "He'll call." "He'll be in touch soon." "* *" "You're broke." "I'm broke." "We got to sell something." "What do we have to sell, tim?" "We don't have anything to sell besides kit kat." "No." "We're not selling kit kat." "He's the face of riggins' rigs." "You're right." "You're right." "I love that damn cow." "Cheers, boys." "Couple beers on me." " Thank you, thank you." " How's my girl doing?" "She's doing good." "She's doing better." "I mean, her mom's taking care of her right now," "Give tim and I a little break" "From the ringing of the bell every five seconds." "That bell..." "What?" "I don't want her to stress out about things." "Hey, me and the girls been talking," "And we want to throw mindy a baby shower." " Oh, that's really nice." " Sweet." "Okay, but we also want to tie in a fundraiser." "Make it a co-ed shower, girls dance and whatnot," "Guys pay admission and whatnot." "All the proceeds go to help mindy, baby," "And all the medical bills." "Yeah." "No, I-I like this." "I mean, mindy and I have been friends since she was 17, okay?" "She's like a sister to me." "I want to do this." "Where-where would we do it, though?" " Your place isn't big enough?" " Not for something like thi" " I can't host it." " No, he can't host it." "He lives in a trailer. - uh, yeah..." "What about...?" " Riggins' rigs." "That may be the smartest thing" "You've ever said in your whole entire life." " That could work." " Riggins' rigs." " Sounds like a plan, okay?" " Yeah." " Enjoy the beers." " Thank you." "Thank you." "Great call." " Thank you, hannah!" " Yeah." "What about stephen crane?" "Does anybody need to read stephen crane anymore?" "You know, I think we can do without stephen crane," "Go on to something a little fresher." " Okay." " Did you, uh, get a chance" "To go out and celebrate last night?" "Um..." "Well, we kind of did." "Kind of?" "We had a little dinner last night." "There's a lot going on in my house at the moment." "There's a lot going on, so it was..." "Sort of a celebration." "Well, you know, I mean, this is kind of a big deal." "You know, you ought to take a night for yourself, go out," "You know, cut it loose." "How about this?" "What would you think" "If I got a group of the teachers together," "Some of the staff, and all of us together" "We went out, and we celebrated you" "And your accomplishment?" "I think that would be so much fun." "It doesn't have to be about me." "I think it's about celebrating everybody." " Definitely." " I think that's a great idea." "How about this- you, me, the staff..." "Karaoke?" "let's do it." "Yeah." "Hey, man." "What's going on, man?" "You dead or something?" "Doing this whole drun k- out wino thing in the cafeteria, man," "That ain't gonna get you nowhere with the ladies, dude." "No, I was just" " I was up all night." "Probably gonna be up all night every night this week." "So what the hell was you doing?" "Got to rebuild the entire fence at the ranch, man." "Some idiot's been stealing all the cows." "Man, maybe I can ask the team." "Maybe some of us come out and give you a hand." "Right." "You think they'd do that?" "Man, I'll ask." "It don't hurt to ask, dude." "All right, you do that," "And I'll just be here sleeping, all right?" "Okay, cool." "Mmm." "Damn." "These are pretty good fries." "Mmm, mmm!" " Can I help you?" " I'm vincent's mother..." "Regina." "Oh." "Oh, I'm sorry." "How are you?" "I'm well." "I'm afraid the last time you saw me, I was, uh..." "In not such good shape." "Well, I'm working on it." "That's good." "I just wanted to come by and say thank you..." "Thank you for making my son quarterback." "You know, things like that ain't supposed to happen to us." "we don't get a lot of good breaks." "You should have seen the look on his face" "When he told me, um..." "It was like he was a kid again." "I haven't seen that face in a really long time." "I didn't give it to him." "He earned it." "I thank you..." "For believing in my boy." "He's a good kid." "* working at the car wash * * car wash *" "Whoo!" "Ooh, yeah!" "* work and work *" "* * * at the car wash * * oh, yeah *" " Whoo!" " Nice." "That was great!" "I can't believe that." "Have some shots coming to the table, folks." "Pass them around, pass them around." " Who ordered shots?" " I ordered shots." "Everybody's taking a taxi home." "That's it." "Thank you, glenn." " Thank you!" " So I, uh..." "I would like to propose a toast." "We've all been at dillon for a while now," "And I think most of us know what it was like" "Before tami got here." " Yeah, it sucked." " It did suck." "But what matters most is that we all know" "What it's like now that you're here." "To a job well done." "Always smart, always professional." "That's right, you get the job done every time," "In spite of all of that, you know, that political crap" "And that football stuff and just the district and everything." " Oh, lord help us." " No, I mean, it's" "It's really meant a lot to us and to me." "To you, to our fearless leader." "Well, to all of y'all." "To everybody." "Congratulations." " Cheers!" " Well done." " Cheers." "* * * hey, hey, hey, hey * * yeah oh * * ooh hoo hoo * * whoa, yeah *" "* * * won't you come see about me?" "*" "* I'll be alone * * dancin', you know it, baby * * tell me your troubles about * * giving me everything inside and out * * ha *" "Ah..." "When do you think the cabs come?" "I don't know." "They'll be here in a minute." "That was, uh-that was pretty awesome, wasn't it?" "That was really fun." "We should do it more often, you know?" "We should do it all the time." "Well, I don't know if you'll feel that way tomorrow morning" "When you wake up and your head is banging..." "Be totally worth it." "I wanted you to have a good night, you know?" "You're so sweet." "Thank you." "Well, there you go." "The, uh..." "Oh, here's a cab." "Great, great, great." "You go ahead." "I'll, um, wait for the next one." "All right, I'm gonna take you up on it, 'cause you're a gentleman." "All right, thank you, that was-oh." "It was such a- such a fun thing," "And it was good for everybody, I thought." "You're the best, tami." "You are the best." "Thank you." "Oh-glenn!" "Oh..." " I" " I'm so sorry." " No, it's okay, I- - no, it's" "You get yourself he safe, okay?" "I'll see-I'll see you at school, all right?" "Why are you here?" "How you doing?" "You like being quarterback?" "Yeah." "Quarterback's a leader." "Quarterback makes decisions, makes choices." "Quarterback has got to be clear on what has got to be done." "You've got to make a decision." "Why do you care about what I do so much?" "What you getting out of this?" "Ain't I just another player that can throw the ball" "And run fast?" "Coach, if I break my ankle and can't play for you no more," "You still gonna come around here?" "You still gonna check up on me?" "This is my life." "I been living here ten years" "And seen three of my best friends get killed" "Walking to school." "When I leave your practice," "I'm the one looking over my shoulder," "Hoping I don't get jumped," "Robbed, killed." "You get in any more trouble with the law," "You're going straight to juvie." "Who puts the food up there on the table?" "Who makes sure the bills get paid?" "Who's gonna take care of that if you're locked up?" "I'm offering you..." "Everything I got." "This is not just about football." "Think about that." "I beg of you, think about what I just said." "Welcome to the 2009 academic smackdown." "Testing, testing." "Hi, glenn." "Hey." "How you doing today?" "Good." "Good, good, good." "Almost set up." "How you feeling today?" "I feel like the, uh..." "Like the biggest idiot that ever lived." " It's okay." " No, it's not okay." "I mean, I-I-I practically raped you, you know?" "No, you didn't." "Well, no, I mean, not- not literally," "But with my mouth- it's like I mouth-raped you." " No." " I can't believe I did that." "I mean, I'm mr." "Liberal, you know?" "I" " I grab a beautiful married woman," "And I-I-I kiss her" "Like I'm some sort of, you know," "Neanderthal, unevolved caveman or something," "And I am not that type of person." "I'm not somebody who does something like that." "I know." "Glenn, I know." "I don't want you to beat yourself up about it." "Listen, you did such a nice thing for all those people" "Last night, for me and for everybody," "And it was such a nice party that you planned." "And-and that last part..." "Can't ever happen again, that's all." "* *" "Okay, this is for east dillon high." "Name the first novel and the last novel" "By the mid-century american novelist thomas wolfe," "Both of which deal with the american theme" "Of the wanderer." " I" " I know this." " You do?" " Okay." "Anyone want to take this?" "Here we go." " hey..." " Shh." "The first and last novel" "By mid-century american novelist thomas wolfe," "Both which deal with the american theme of..." "Wanderer... the first is" "Look homeward, angel..." "And the second is" "You can't go home again." "That is correct." "East dillon takes the lead." "And now for remington high." "hey..." "Take a break." "We got you covered." "...Who wrote the books galapagos..." "* *" "Come here, sweetie." "Come here." "He called his grandmother..." "And his mom." "I thought he was the one." "I know." "He can't even call after three years?" "I don't know what to do." "I'm so tired of feeling like this." "I know." "And you're gonna survive," "And good things are gonna start to happen again." "And one day, you may even look back," "And even this will not be such a bad thing." "Who the hell's that?" "Hey!" "I thought you were bringing the whole team." "They all had some party to go to." "who is he?" "That's tinker." "He's on my team." "He came to help out." "Hey, thanks for coming, tink." "Hello, tyra." "This is landry clarke calling." "I am here at the designated rest stop" "That we agreed upon." "It's kind of obvious that you are, uh..." "Not gonna show up, which is fine." "I just kind of wanted to, you know, see you face-to-face" "And kind of find out what the deal is," "If I'm supposed to be waiting on you or not." "Because if I'm supposed to be waiting on you, tyra," "I will wait." "I will..." "Wait like one of those" "British foot guards outside of buckingham palace." "I will keep my eyes straight ahead." "I won't look to the left or to the right." "Uh..." "I kind of have a feeling that you're probably..." "Looking to the left or the right" "Or both..." "Which is fine." "I guess I kind of..." "Just answered my own question." "I guess I will..." "See you around, then." "* *" "Everybody, thank you very much for coming out." "Remember that every raffle ticket that you buy," "Every dollar that you stick between the thighs" "Of one of these luscious, luscious, beautiful women" "Goes to help me, goes to help you," "Goes to help my family and my future kid, all right?" "Thank you for coming out." "I can't-I can't open it." "You got to help me." "Everybody rip it!" "Oh, my god." "Aw!" "* *" "Come here." "Let me holler at you." " Uh - huh." "It's a nice place you got right here." "Well, thank you." "Ready to make some real money?" "Yeah, I..." "I need to make some money." "I got a business opportunity" "That can really make you a rich man, all right?" "What kind of business opportunity" "You talking about?" "I can't talk about that right now, man." " Okay." " But, uh..." "Let me holler at my man." "I'll get back to you." " Yeah." " Yeah." "Hey, congratulations on the kid, man." "Thanks." "Yeah." "That is pretty good." "Can I see 100?" "Hey, tim riggins." "What are you doing here?" "Surprised to see me?" "Yes, I am surprised to see you." "What are you doing here?" " Mom's at work." "Dad's at a bar." "Mom gave the dog back." "Right." "You know, she always has to have everything her way." "Can't wait till my dad comes back." "* *" "Come on, let's dance." "Becks, come here for a second." "Come here, listen to me for one second." "Your dad's not coming back." "How would you know what my dad is or isn't doing?" "I know he's not coming back," "Because I heard him on the phone." "He's got a kid." "He lives in seattle." "He's got a whole family there." "That's why he bought you a dog." "Listen to me." "This is what they do" "Your dad, my dad." "They leave, and they don't come back." "They-they buy you these things so it's not uncomfortable" "For the five minutes a year they're in your face." "You start to blame yourself, the people around you," "Because they've tried, and you pushed" "No, listen... could you not do it here, please?" "I want you to know it's not..." "Can we just talk about this at home?" "Tink, where'd you learn how to build like this?" "My granddad worked in construction." "Well, you know what you're doing." "Yes, sir." "Hey." "Thank you." "No big deal." "Luke's a good guy." "He's one of those players" "That's holding this team together." "He's pretty much a star." "Never acts like it, though." "You know, I figure you know that." "Anyways, I figure if I'm helping out luke," "I'm helping out the team." "Yeah." "You're a good man." "I told you not to tell her!" " What?" " I said I was gonna tell her." "I told you not to tell her." "What the hell did you do?" "Look, you and I both know you weren't gonna say a thing." "You think you're hot stuff, don't you, kid, huh?" "I find out you touched my daughter, I'm gonna kick your" "Funny thing is, you don't give a damn about your daughter." "You know what else is funny?" "I had sex with your wife." "Hi." "I know it's late." "I'm sorry." "But is coach home?" "Yeah." "One sec." "Hon?" " Hey." " Hey." "What you doing here?" "You all right?" "Yeah." "I'm getting there." "There you go." "All right." "Sorry for coming by so late." "It's all right." "that kid trusts me." "What do we do with it?" "It's gonna disappear." "It's been a strange week." "Hey." "How you doing?" "Um, I'm here to get a dog about way big." "A disgruntled redhead dropped him off yesterday." "And you're not gonna bring him back tomorrow?" "No." "Because people aren't always very responsible" "About these dogs." "Are you gonna be a responsible person?" "Yes, ma'am." "After this pen, you want to call it a day?" "If we don't finish up now," "We're just gonna have to do it again tomorrow." "All right, then." "Round them up." "Nobody says that anymore." "Just did." "ho!" "Get up, get up!" "Ahc" "Ah!" "Dad!" "Ah!" "Get out of there, luke." "Get out!" "You all right?" " Where'd he get you?" " Uhh..." "Ah..." " Son, you all right?" " Yeah." "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine." "Ah!" "Hey, jess." "I actually" " I was looking for you, 'cause I wanted to ask you something." "Plus, I was hungry," "And you make an unbelievable pulled-pork sandwich," "So..." "Will you go out with me?" "Things between me and tyra are 100% over." "My life is no longer complicated," "And I really would like to go out with you." "I'm really happy for you." "Congratulations." "Just-just one date." "why would I do that?" "I don't-I'm" " I have a car." "Play guitar." "I might write you a song someday." "Then you'd be the girl in the so" " I don't know." "Would you please go on a date with me?" "So, yes?" "All right, you tell me what your name's gonna be," "All right?" "'cause julien it's not." "Yeah, I know." "It is boring, isn't it?" "How about skeeter?" "Oh, look at that." "Yeah, skeeter it is." "Yes." "It's skeeter." "Your new name is skeet man." "You're the skeeter." "You're still whining, and I don't know why." "Whatever you do, don't go in here, okay?" "That's lesson- lesson number one." "here." "Here, no." "Here, don't go in here." "We're gonna pull in right now." "Here we go." "Just please don't go in my truck." "I'm gonna let you go." "Okay." "Do your thing." "Do your thing, skeeter." "It's pretty great."