"Sister." "Sir, have some drink." "No need, I'm still capable." "Come on, have it." "Sir, have another one." "Mei, bring some more Wine." "Sir, drink one more." "Death" "Here's Xi Men Qing's registration fee and tribute." "Is he here yet?" "Right outside the hall." "Bring him in." "Xi Men Qing inside the hall." "Xi Men Qing, Why are you here?" "Your honor..." "Long story, I'm afraid I can't explain in a Word." "In our life booking note you're supposed to live until 70" "Why're you down here so young?" "Your honor..." "I Was set up by two bitches." "Reckless deed leads to punishment." "You deserve it." "Your honor..." "I'm innocent." "I never misjudged innocent people." "Take Ms. Pan Jin-Lian... she Was loyal and decent." "She married Wu Da." "It's a bit disappointing." "But she made very honest living With him." "Live With a man like him?" "What a Waste of beauty!" "So you induced her." "You ruined his marriage." "And you killed him." "You even made his brother exiled." "After this..." "Pan Jin-Lian became an even bigger slut." "Vicious and merciless." "Your honor... is this Pan Jin-Lian..." "really so decent?" "Do you know Where she came from?" "I'm not sure." "Please tell me." "All right." "I'll tell you all." "Pan Jin-Lian Was the daughter of a tailor." "Her name Jin-Lian..." "Was after her very tiny feet." "She Was a beloved girl." "But she's not a very lucky girl." "Her father Was very ill." "And he dead soon." "After his father's death... her mother sold the 9 years old girl Jin-Lian... made her learn music in Lord Wang's house." "Pan Jin-Lian grew more and more attractive." "She's very smart and sings Well." "When she's 17..." "All the instruments... all the sewing, embroidering... she mastered them all." "Not While later..." "Lord Wang dead." "Mrs. Pan took her daughter... and sold her to Lord Zhang." "In Zhang's house..." "Jin-Lian learned more music." "And not for very long..." "Jin-Lian turned 19 years old." "Come here." "Come on." "Come With me." "Sit here." "What's the matter, my lord?" "It's OK." "You'll know." "This is for you." "Why're you doing this?" "Because I'm fond of you." "My lord." "You're my father's age." "Take it." "You're not my real daughter." "The age doesn't matter..." "When it comes to relationship." "As long as We like each other." "My lord." "I'm scare." "Don't be." "Let me see your face." "If you satisfy me..." "I'll give you more gifts." " Well." " What do you say?" "Come on, baby." "Lord!" "My lord." "Don't you Worry." "You're such a beauty!" "Lord Zhang." "What a treasure!" "Mrs. Zhang, you're back." "Why is it you here?" "Where's my husband?" "He's not feeling very Well." "He Went to bed." "I see." "What's Wrong With you?" "I don't know." "My Waist hurts." "My nose has mucus." "You're bewitched!" "I Was gone for one day." "And you become so ill." "Let me check." "There's no need." "Big dicks, small dicks..." "I saw them all!" "Your old stick Won't surprise me!" "I just caught the cold." "Don't you hide from me!" "Behind my back... you must've nailed the slut." "Tomorrow I'll interrogate her!" "Don't Wrong her." "I didn't." "Don't you be on her side." "Lord Zhang." "It's late." "You have emergency?" "Something I have to take care of." "Take care of things?" "Lord Zhang." "I can take care of it for you." "You don't have to." "You?" "Yeah, I can do it for you." "I'm very good." "Have some drink." "I got some dishes." "Let's drink some Wine." "And I'll finish your business." "Should I?" "Of course you should." "Come on." "This Way please." "Lord Zhang." "What're you doing?" "You can tell me." "Maybe I can help." "To be honest With you..." "It's my Wife." "She's throwing Jin-Lian out." "Why?" "She said it's a daughter." "Her marriage Will cost us money." "What's her plan?" "To sell her." "Or marry her." "Don't Worry." "Jin-Lian is pretty." "She's good at music." "Either sell or marry..." "She has market." "Right." "But if she's married to a bad guy..." "I'm afraid she Won't be happy." "You're right." "Then What's your thinking?" "I'm discussing With you." "With me?" "Yeah, You're an honest guy." "If I decide... to marry Jin-Lian to you... she'll be so lucky." "No Way." "She's a pretty girl." "I'm too ugly for her." "Don't say that." "And she needs is an honest man." "Listen to me." "I'll offer you 100 bucks as betrothal gift." "And extra 20 for the Wedding." "On one condition." "Never tell my Wife about it." "OK?" "OK!" "OK!" "Then I'll go home." "Discuss With my Wife." "If she's on board... you'll have a bride." "Lord Zhang." "It's so Wonderful!" "Here." "I toast you." "Thanks for your kindness." "Here." "Bottom up!" "OK." "Have some dish." "OK, you too." "Lord Zhang, here." "OK." "Who are you?" "Go away!" "Relax, relax." "I'm your husband." "Don't be scared." "It's OK." "You're not my husband." "Go away!" "Alright." "I'll go." "Relax." "I'm going." "I sit here With you." "I'm sitting here." "Don't be here With me." "Get the hell out of here!" "Don't throw things." "I'm out." "Go out!" "Go!" "I'm leaving now." "Go out!" "Just like this... everyday Wu Da leaves..." "Lord Zhang sneaks in... having affair With Jin-Lian." "However, in less than a year..." "Lord Zhang dead." "What should I do now?" "You merciless man!" "Why're you leaving Without me?" "What should I do now?" "Before Lord Zhang's funeral..." "Mrs. Zhang threw..." "Wu Da and Jin-Lian out." "So many men on earth." "Why am I... be married to such an idiot?" "What's Wrong With you?" "What's Wrong?" "You ask me?" "Now We don't even have a home!" "We're thrown out!" "We can rent another." "Rent?" "I had enough With it!" "Not renting?" "Then What do We do?" "What do We do?" "Like they say:" ""Rent it?" "Why not own it?"" "Let's get some money and buy a house." "We'll live comfortable and not bullied." "Buy a house?" "Where's the money?" "You're the man here!" "No money!" "No skill!" "Here!" "Buy a house With this gold hairpin!" "Then Wu Da pawned it." "He got 10 bucks." "They bought a 2-floor house." "Since then this couple... live a happy life." "So, this Pan Jin-Lian... is not a very good Woman." "Although before her marriage..." "Pan Jin-Lian Was not loyal... since she married Wu Da... she's relatively decent." "If you didn't induce her... their marriage Wouldn't have ended." "I don't think it's my fault." "Of course it's your fault." "If you only had affair With her... and didn't kill Wu Da... if you didn't make Wu Song exiled... things Wouldn't be like this." "Not true." "Pan Jin-Lian told me that..." "Wu Da can't satisfy her." "Said she married to a Wood." "They rarely have sex." "I also heard that... she's been With Wu Song too." "Nonsense!" "Totally nonsense!" "You even don't know... the bonding between Wu Da and Wu Song." "How Would Wu Song hook With his sister-in-law." "Big deal!" "When men get horny..." "We nail our own mother." "Sister-in-law is even not related." "What a shameless man!" "Pan Jin-Lian tried to seduce Wu Song." "But he rejected." "If you know their story... you'll be ashamed." "Really so moving?" "You'll be amazed by our proof against you." "All right." "I'll tell you the story..." "between them." "Brother, be careful." " All you all right?" " I'm fine." " I'll support you." " It's OK." "My brother, the officer is recruiting." " Let's go have a try." " OK." " If We make policemen..." "We Won't' be beggars anymore." "People Wont' look down upon us anymore." "OK, let's check it out." "Let's go." "Be careful, bro." "Be careful, bro." "Thank you, officer." "Hey pal." "I'd like to Work for you." "You?" "Yeah." "I have abilities." "And I'll do all the hard Work." "My brother is very honest." "He's very capable." "Forget it." "Look at you!" "What a mess!" "Just back off!" "You..." "Enough, back off." "Don't hold the line!" "Brother, I'll go." "Can I make policeman?" "You look all right." "What can you do?" "I play martial art." "Show me something." "No problem." "See?" "He's very good!" "Thank you." "He's great!" "Impressing." "Thank you, officer." "So you're something." "OK, come Working from tomorrow." "Thank you, officer." "Brother, We have a job!" "Yeah!" "Then..." "Wu Da married to Pan Jin-Lian." "Pan is not satisfied..." "With this husband." "But When they got a house... their life is quite peaceful." "Two years later, Wu Song came back." "He's eager to see his brother." "He Went to Wu Da's home." "Is Wu Da home?" "And you are?" "I'm Wu Song." "Wu Da's little brother." "You're brother-in-law?" "Come in." " Come." "Have a seat." " Thank you." "Put your stuff aside." "Have some tea." "Sister-in-law, Where's my brother?" "He sent selling baked rolls." "Then I'll come back tonight." "Brother-in-law." "You just arrived." "Have some tea first." "No, thank you, sister-in-law." "You haven't had lunch, have you?" "I'll cook you something." "I can have something in office." "Brother in law, Don't bother going back to office." "Have lunch here." "I'm cooking for you now." "Thank you, sister-in-law." "You're Welcome." "Try something I make today." "You're the best, sister-in-law." "So much dishes in a few minutes." "I'll make a toast for you." "Welcome home." "Thank you, sister-in-law." "Have one more." "I'll do it myself." "Have some drink." "Where're you living now?" "Who's taking care of your meal and clothes?" "I just make lieutenant." "I live in the office." "There're two soldiers to serve me." "Well, it must be very inconvenient." "If you like..." "Please move in here." "Then I can take care both of you brothers." "Thank you, sister-in-law." "Where's your Wife?" "I'd love to meet her." "I'm not married yet." "Try the dishes, brother-in-law." "Thanks, sister-in-law." "I can manage myself." "How old are you?" "I'm 28 this year." "So I'm 3 years younger than you." "Where are you from this time." "I spent a year in Chang Zhou." "I thought my brother lived in Lord Zhang's." "I don't know he moved here." "Long story." "Your brother is too soft man." "They bullied him." "So We moved out." "If he's strong like you..." "Who'd bully him?" "My brother is With good manner." "I'm too into trouble." "Don't say it like a bad thing." "A strong body is essential for a better life." "Let's drink." "I'll drink more With you." "Thank you, sister-in-law." "Here, have another one." "Sister-in-law, just go inside." "Please do move in." "Or there'll be rumors." "You're his brother." "Please help us." "If you allow..." "I'll bring my luggage tonight." "OK." "I'll Wait for you With your brother." "Excuse me." "Bye." "Come back A.S.A.P." "Remember." "Jin-Lian, you said Wu Song is moving in tonight." "Why he still didn't show up?" "He promised." "I'll go to his office." "Wait here." "No need to hurry." "Just Wait." "Brother!" "Wu Song!" "My Brother!" "You really come back home!" "I miss you, big brother!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "You brother can't Wait to see you." "He Was about to go to you." "They dragged me to drink." "That's Why I'm late." "Most important is you're back!" "Your sister-in-law cleaned a house for you." "Let's go in." "Come on in!" "Brother!" "Breakfast!" "Brother!" "Breakfast!" "Don't call him." "He Went out selling stuff very early." "Let's eat." "I'll Wait for him." "Let's eat Without him." "He Won't be back soon." " Come, sit here." "Have a drink With me." " OK." "Brother-in-law." "Here" "It's cold outside." "Have one more." "Thank you, sister-in-law." "You've been taking care of my brother." "I'm so grateful for that." "Please have this cup." "OK." "I heard that... you have a singer lover?" "Is it true?" "Don't believe those rumors." "I'm not that kind of person." "I don't know..." "Heroes always appreciate beauty, right?" "If you don't believe me... ask my brother." "Him?" "What does he know?" "If he knows that much... he Wouldn't be just a monger." "You Wear so few." "Aren't you cold?" "Brother-in-law, please." "Have this drink With me." "Sister-in-law." "Have it." "Sister-in-law, are you shameless?" "I'm a man With honor." "I'm not a pig." "I don't do such dirty stuff." "If you try this again... although you're my sister-in-law." "I can't control my fists." "I Was only joking." "Don't take it so serious." "When Pan saw Wu Song..." "the first time, she seduced him." "But Wu Song pushed her away." "Furious Pan accuses Wu Song for taking her advantage." "Since Wu Song left..." "Wu Da Went to the office, tried to find Wu Song." "But Pan scolded him." "Later, Wu Song Went back to Nan Jing." "He Went to Wu Da's house again." "Is Wu Da home?" "Who is it?" "He is not home yet." "What do We do?" "It's OK." "Let's Wait here." "Brother-in-law, it's you." "It's been a long time." "I miss you so much." "I Want to talk to my brother." "He'll be back soon." "Come on in." "Come in." " Just go in." " Yes sir." "Brother-in-law, you shouldn't have!" "Bought so many food." "It's for both of you." "Here, tea." "It's nice of you." "Have some tea." "Thanks." "Have tea." "Thanks." "Have a seat, sister-in-law." "Jin-Lian, I'm home." " Brother!" " You're back!" " You're just on time." " Come in." "Brother-in-law's been Waiting for you." "Please sit." "Bring the Wine." "Brother, sister-in-law." "For you!" "Brother, What's the matter?" "Why are you here?" "The chief assigned me... to the capital for business tomorrow." "I Won't be back in a couple of months." "Take care out there." "She's right." "When you go alone... just be careful." "I'm OK all by myself." "Brother, you're too soft." "I don't Want you to be bullied." "From tomorrow... stay home more." "Don't drink too much." "You're right." "He always drinks." "Then he goes to bed." "Just like a dummy!" "What do you know?" "Just listen!" "Close your door and Windows." "Don't get into trouble." "If anyone bullies you... never argue With him." "Just Wait until I'm back." "I'll go With you." "Brother, your Words... are solidly remembered." "Brother, then... drink up this cup." "OK, my brother." "You're right." "I'll do exactly." "Sister-in-law, you're smart." "You know What I mean." "My brother is too kind." "You'll decide for him." ""Better be tough inside rather than outside. "" ""A hard fence Wards off hyenas. "" "You damned thing!" "What did you tell people?" " You slander me!" " I didn't say anything!" "I'm telling you!" "I'm a strong Woman." "I'm tougher than men." "My Will is harder than iron." "My mind is like rock." "I can handle anything." "I Won't take shit from anybody!" "I know you're good." "Since I married you... the house is cleaner than ever!" "Why did you say something "A hard fence Wards off hyenas. "?" "Then I'm relieved." "More Wine." "Please have this drink." "My brother is toasting." "Come on, have it." "You're so intelligent?" "Don't you know big sister-in-law equals mother?" "Never heard Wu Da got any brother." "Where're you from?" "I'm very unlucky." "To be so unfortunate!" "Brother, don't listen to her nonsense." "I'll apologize." "I'm fine." "Brother, don't sell baked roll anymore." "Stay at home." "I can provide you." "Jin-Lian, I'm home." "Wash your face." "And come to bed." "Too late, I'll skip the Washing." "Then at least take off your clothes." "I help you." "No, I Want to sleep." " Get up!" "Come on!" " I'm tired." " Get up!" " I Want to sleep." "Get up!" "You!" "Come on!" "Pan Was a desire-driven Woman." "But Wu Da couldn't meet her needs." "So you took the advantage..." "and hooked up With her?" "Your honor." "It's not that ugly." "We're both Willing in this." "Both Willing?" "You mean I'm Wrong about you?" "Pan and me Were not just fooling around." "OK." "You have your reasons." "But another thing... your relationship With Li Ping-Er..." "Li Ping-Er...'s Wife... is it both Willing?" "Li Ping-Er and Pan Jin-Lian..." "they're totally different!" "I Was seduced by Li." "Really?" "Of course." "I'm telling you." "Li Ping-Er is a very unique Woman." "Her husband Hua... literally lives in the brothel." "Li Ping-Er Was left alone." "Of course she needs a substitute." "Then, how did she seduce you?" "Your honor, if I tell the truth..." "When I reincarnate... please select a nice family for me." "That I can assure you." "You just tell me... all your sins." "I'm judge upon it." "If there's no complain from other ghosts..." "I'm make the right arrangement." "All right." "Here's the story." "Hua Zi-Xu, Ying Bo-Jue and me..." "We took an oath to be brothers." "One day, We Were having a drink in the brothel." "Hua told me that... his Wife Li Ping-Er is useless." "Lady, the lord is home." "Sister-in-law, Hua is drunk." "Drunk again?" "He's very happy today." "So he had too much and got drunk." "Put him in bed." "Come on." "Go to bed." "Sister-in-law, he'll be fine tomorrow." "Thank you." " Then I should go." " All right." "I'll send you off." "Mrs. Hua, it's very late." "Go back inside." "I can let myself out." "Mr. Xi Men, I have a question." "Could you answer it for me?" "Just ask, I'll see What I can do." "Things are like this." "Lately, I felt my thighs are very stiff." "I'd like to know..." "When your Wife Was pregnant... did she feel like this?" "Stiff?" "No Way." "As I know..." "When a Woman gets pregnant... her legs should be very very soft." "Couldn't be stiff." "Well, I thought I'm pregnant." "Mrs. Hua, if you don't mind..." "I can check for you." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Nothing at all." "I just Want to check thoroughly." "No, the servants Will find out." "Really?" "If you really Want to, come here tomorrow night." "OK!" "Great!" "When you come here... don't let my husband know." "Easy!" "I'll put him on something first." "OK." "All right, I'll Wait for you." "Alright." "Mrs. Hua." "You're here!" "Yeah, I'm here." "What a precious happy hour." "I couldn't let you Wait alone." "Hurry, or Hua Will come back." "Don't Worry." "I've handled him." "He Won't be back." "Damn you adulterers!" " This is misunderstanding." " You son of a bitch!" "How dare you doing my Wife!" "I'll kill you, bastard!" "I'll kill you!" "Leave me alone!" "I'm doing you a favor!" "Damn you!" "Bastard!" "Let me go!" "Or you'll be damned!" "I'll kill you!" "Go to hell!" "Is he dead?" "You beat him too hard." "Otherwise, What do We do?" "What do We do?" "What do you mean?" "If you really like me... just marry me." "Things become this..." "of course I'll say yes." "All right." "I'll handle him." "Then marry me." "OK." "What about his Wealth?" "I'll exchange into money and bring to you." "How considerate you are!" "But you must promise... you'll be good to me." "Or I'm done." "I swear to God..." "If I treat you badly... let me burn in hell!" "OK." "I believe you." "Then What about him?" "I'll deal With it." "Just go." "Then I'm leaving." "Fine." "Go." "Mr. Xi Men, have a seat." "Come on." "Mr. Ying, What's the hurry?" "What's the matter?" "Let's have this drink first." "OK." "Since Mr. Hua dead... you and me... didn't drink together." "Times passes." "We can't let his death... affect our relationship, right?" "Yeah." "Since he's gone..." "We haven't had fun a long time." "So I get you here... try to have fun like old days." "Great!" "Let's drink as much as We like!" "And have a great time!" "Alright!" "Here, bottom up!" "Have this drink!" "Alright!" "Mr. Xi Men, I heard that..." "you're interested in Li Ping-Er?" "Is it true?" "Mind your Words." "She's my friend's Wife." "We can't covet friend's Wife." "I'll never do anything like that." "Things are different now." "If Mr. Hua is alive... of course you can't." "But he's gone." "Li Ping-Er is all alone." "The situation changed." "How so?" "If you marry her, you're doing her a favor." "Your Words make sense." "Li Ping-Er is all by herself." "Very pathetic." "If you have her in your mind..." "make it fast." "Or somebody else Will." "No hurry." "Yeah." "You have five Wives at home." "I'm afraid you can't hold it." "Don't be silly." "I'm very good." "I do it With each of the five every day." "And I'm still very capable." "Your body is really this good?" " Alright." " Forget it." "Let's drink." "It's just the two of us." "Boring!" "I'll get some girls." "OK." "Mei!" "Hong!" "Here!" "Mr. Xi Men, You've been With a lot of Women." "Could you tell us..." "how those Women are?" "You're all very slutty." "And Way better than me." "And you're asking me?" "We're no match With you." "Just tell us." "He's right." "Just teach us." "You're being modest." "What do you think... about the Juan of Li Chun brothel?" "She's the best." "This girl is pretty and sweet." "Yeah, just like that." "You're so right." "Have a drink!" "Why're you still here?" "I've been looking for you." "What's the matter?" "Li Ping-Er's pharmacy is opening today." "We're invited." "Really?" "Let's go." "Wait a minute." "I have friends here." "I'll be there later." "You go first." "OK, I'm leaving." "OK." "A pharmacy?" "This is my territory!" "I didn't know it at all!" "Maybe you're too busy to notice." "Everybody here knows that Li Ping-Er... and Jiang Zhu-Shan opened a pharmacy." "Jiang Zhu-Shan?" "Yes, and I heard that..." "Jiang is marrying Li." "Right." "Outrageous!" "They open pharmacy in my territory!" "They're stealing my business!" "She's looking for trouble!" "Dude!" "We've been looking for you!" "What's Wrong?" "When you mother dead... you borrowed fifty bucks..." "from this dude." "Now With interest, it's a big amount." "We Want the money now!" "I don't What you're talking about!" "You married Li Ping-Er." "And you opened a pharmacy." "You must be rich!" "Give me my money back!" "I never borrow money from him!" "You didn't borrow from him?" "Then Why're We asking you?" "Things must have a reason." "Don't you lie!" "I never know you guys." "Why're you asking money from me?" "Mr. Jiang, please." "Taking bribe can make you rich, denying debt can't." "When We Were selling dog-skin medicine... only With his help... can you make it today." "Don't deny it!" "You borrowed fifty bucks to bury your mother." "Until now... you owe me sixty eight." "I'll get it back!" "When did I borrow from you?" "Even I borrowed..." "Where's the receipt and Witness?" "I'm the Witness, forget?" "Receipt is here." "How dare you liars!" "You're blackmailing me!" "You thugs!" "You cheaters!" "You blackmail me!" "I'll sue you!" "What're you doing?" "Stop!" "Give me my money back!" "They're thugs!" "Lord, Zhao and others... they're arrested." "Really?" "Zhao sent someone... they ask you to help Zhao." "I get it." "You may leave." "Jiang Zhu-Shan, on your knees." "Officer, I'm set up." "We all know that... debt should be paid back." "Now With Witness and evidence." "Do you confess?" "Sir, they're in this together." "Don't listen to them!" "Without torture..." "you Wouldn't confess!" "Soldiers!" "Yes sir!" " Hit him hard for thirty times!" " Yes sir!" "Officer!" "I'm innocent!" "What do you Want for compensation?" "Sir, Jiang is a poor guy." "I give up the interest." "Just give me back the fifty bucks." "OK, I'll send 2 soldiers." "They'll get your money from Jiang's house." "Thank you sir." "You're so Wise!" "You're like Judge Bao!" " My Lord." " Jiang, are you gonna pay your debt?" "I didn't even borrow it!" "So you're still stubborn!" "Soldiers!" "Hit him another thirty!" "Yes sir!" " No!" "Please!" " Come on." "Ping-Er, I'm begging you." "Have some sympathy on me." "Give me fifty bucks." "I'm not a Buddha." "If they don't have the money..." "I'll be taken back." "And they'll hit me till death." "Ping-Er, I'm begging you." "It's bad luck for me to marry you!" "Maybe I owe you last incarnation." "Here." "Thank you." "Here's fifty bucks." "Please give me the paper." "Give him." "Here's fifty bucks." "Here." "Thanks." "Let's go." "Go." "Why're you still here?" "Just move out!" "Why?" "If you still owe someone money... then my small property..." "Will be lost because of you!" "You're throwing me out?" "Those fifty bucks... just see it spent for myself." "But from now on..." "I don't know you anymore!" " My lord. '" " You're here?" "The thing you asked..." "We've done it for you." "Yes." "Here the 50 bucks." "Jiang Zhu-Shan's money." "Great!" "You solved me a big problem." "This money is for you guys." "Thanks a lot." "You're Welcome." "In the future..." "I'll be asking more favors." "Lord Xi Men." "Whatever it is, just call us." "OK, just call you!" "I feel good today." "Let's go, my treat." "My lord, Lady Ping-Er sent me for you." "What's the matter?" "I don't know." "She just send the message." "Why's your face so blushed?" "The lady made me drink." "She insisted." "Bitch!" "Still feels like drinking!" "She regrets it now." "She cried a lot to me." "What did she tell you?" "She regretted for marring Jiang." "She Wants to marry you." "She lost lots of Weight lately." "So she asked me to tell you." "Slutty bitch." "She's married." "Still trying to get me." "I Won't see her!" "Listen, you tell her... just select a day..." "get herself carried here." "OK, I see." "Are you ready?" "For a long time." "Where's Mr. Xi Men?" "He's not coming." "Why?" "He said this is not your first marriage." "No need for a fuss." "Groom's not here." "How could I go there?" "I'll bring you." "It's not right!" "Mr. Xi Men, you married Li Ping-Er." "Why Wouldn't you sleep With her?" "You don't get it." "Dealing With such slutty Woman..." "I'll make her lonely and horny." "In Woman's business..." "you're such an expert!" "I'm Way amateur!" "Man, Want you Woman treat you the best?" "Learn from me!" "Teach me more." " No problem." " OK." "Lady No." "Six." "Just go to bed." "No, I'll Wait for the lord." "He's not coming home today." "Really?" "He sent the message." "Don't Wait for him." "Just like this..." "I married Li Ping-Er." "But I didn't... sleep With her for over a month." "You married her." "Then you shouldn't be so cruel." "She's too slutty." "I punished her, or she'll cheat on me." "Even you're right about it... you shouldn't treat her so badly." "That's my Way taming Woman." "Is it illegal, your honor?" "It's depends on your method." "Is it cruel or not?" "Fine!" "My life is your call." "I'll tell the truth." "I only tortured her once." "A month after the marriage." "One day..." "Xi Men Qing!" "You ungrateful bastard!" "If you don't like me..." "Why did you marry me?" "What's With the nonsense?" "Nonsense?" "I've been here for a month." "You didn't come to my room." "Want me suffer like a Widow?" "What Widow?" "I told you." "I have five Wives." "You Want to do it With me?" "Take a number." "Ain't I your Wife?" "Ain't I a Woman?" "Ain't I pretty like them?" "I don't wanna argue With you." "Just go out." "When I Want you..." "I Will go to you." "I'm not leaving!" "Tell me..." "are you coming... to me tonight or not?" "You wanna die?" "You really piss me off?" "Yes, I die!" "What're you gonna do?" "Fine!" "Then..." "I'll give you a treat today." "Since then, she obeys me." "Of course..." "I spent more nights..." "in her room." "OK." "She asked for it." "I'll let this matter go." "But you shouldn't... aim at your servant Mei." "Your honor." "I bought Mei as my servant." "What's Wrong having some fun With her?" "Of course it's Wrong." "You see..." "Mei is still a virgin." "You did it With her." "Who Would marry her then?" "Don't you Worry." "Mei is a very pretty girl." "Prettier than most." "Lots of men Want her." "No Wonder you came to hell so young." "Do you know..." "Cheating With a Woman costs you a year's life." "Cheating With a virgin costs you two years!" "It's so Worth it!" "In all the virgins I did..." "Mei is the best!" "Why is that?" "Tell me." "You know?" "Of course." "I take the Hell's money." "Ghosts provide my pay check." "If I can't solve a case... make right judgment..." "I'd rather be a doctor on earth... to treat STD." "Fine, I tell you." "To get Mei, I pulled out... a lot of tricks." "One day, Mei Was in bed... reading some novel..." "Lord, have some tea." "Lord, may I leave?" "Wait." "It's hot today." "Swing the fan for me." "OK." "Lord, What're you thinking?" "Nothing." "I've been thinking." "You're a big girl." "I should find you a husband." "I'm still very little, my lord." "No, not little at all." "Do you have anyone in mind?" "No!" "Not at all!" "All these years..." "I've never been With a man." " Really?" " Really!" "Good, very good." "I notice that your clothes... are all Worn out." "See?" "Must been old." "My lord." "I like this dress." " Good." " It' fine." "Since you like it..." "I'll buy you a new one, OK?" "Mei, are you hot too?" "No, I'm not." "Yes, you are!" "I'll cool you down." "My lord, no." "Do you feel cool?" "What're you doing?" "Lord." "Relax, just now..." "I Was asking Mei to swing the fan for me." "Yes!" "I Was helping lord to cool down." "You may leave now." "So hot!" "My lord." "What?" "I'm Wondering Which room... are you staying tonight?" "Lian, tonight..." "I'll stay With Xue E." "Qin, don't." "People Will see us!" "What?" "Qin?" "It's you!" "Lord!" "So?" "You've been With Qin?" "No, I haven't been With anybody!" "I don't believe you!" "Let me check!" "Please, lord." "Don't!" "Unless you let me kiss you." "No!" "Lord, if you do this to me..." "How could I face people?" "Face people?" "Aren't you afraid that..." "I tell them your affair With Qin Er?" "Then how you face people?" "Lord, please have some mercy." "Lord, please have some mercy." "OK, but on one condition:" "You make me "comfortable"." "How about it?" "It's OK, Mei." "You're so lovely." "Lady No." "Five!" "You guys..." "Mei, the thing you just saw... never tell your lord!" "Otherwise We'll both be dead meat!" "Relax, I Won't tell." "But how could We... trust your Words?" "Unless..." "Mei..." " Unless What?" " You." "Mei, do as We said." "Do it With him." "I..." "I..." "Mei.." "You always listen to me." "Say yes." "OK." "I'm not doing it until the lady is here." "Let's do it Without her." "These two bastards." "If I return to live..." "I'll kill them both!" "You can do other's Wives, daughters... they did your Wife..." "and you'll kill them?" "My Wife isn't for other men to fuck!" "I Would've killer her!" "Then, you must be killed too." "As the number of Women you nailed... you should be killed hundreds of times." "I'm just so mad!" "Do you Want know more?" "There's more?" "That's just the first." "OK!" "I Want to know." "I Wonder now they did it." "When they come down here..." "I'll confront them!" "Confront them?" "They'll confront you themselves." "Just Watch it yourself." "Come With me." "Why you take me here?" "I feel sick looking at him." "Let's move the body there." "And We do it here." "Here?" "Are you crazy?" "You're afraid they find you're not mourning." "Now We can do them both." "Do something We Want Without leaving here." "Kill two birds With one stone." "Come on!" "Let's have sex there." "As you Wish." "OK." "Take your clothes off." "These two God damned bastards!" "I'm gonna kill them!" "Relax." "Just be calm." "Your honor, please." "Let me live one more day." "I'll be right back after the revenge." "So naive!" "Do you know..." "Wu Yue-Niang has..." "got all your money... even Chen Jing-Ji's money." "Mei and Jin-Lian are expelled." "You think Yue-Niang Will..." "give you the money?" "They hate your gut for a long time." "What?" "Mei plans to take Jin-Lian in a few days." "But Mrs. Wang loves money." "She sold Jin-Lian to a brothel With big price." "Great!" "The slut got What she deserves!" "She's doomed to be fucked by thousands of men!" "You hate her so badly?" "You're not afraid that those Women hate you?" "And those men cursing you?" "I never think about those." "Then list every Woman..." "you've been With." "Then When I announce the sentence..." "I can explain to the innocent ghosts." "So that I can be fair to you." "But I did so many Women." "Which one first?" "The most important ones." "Like What you did With Hui Lian." "How did it start?" "Now there's no point hiding from you." "It began like this..." "She's married to my home." "One day, she..." "Lord, you ask for me?" "Hui Lian." "Nothing." "I just Want to see you." "And make out." "Do you miss me, Hui Lian?" "No!" "People can see us!" "I'm scared." "Don't be." "I asked Ju here." "She's guarding the door." "Nobody is coming." "Just relax." "Really?" "You're mine!"