""You're so annoying!" "You're getting angry, you're getting angry, you're getting angry." "Yes, I'm getting angry, so what ?"" "In short, when my ex left she told me:" ""You'll end up like your father"." "I thought about my father..." ""If you're planning to have a gaming night with your buddies, you tell me right?" "I'll pass by..."" "He was alone." "She also told me:" ""You know what ?" "Go see a shrink!"" "I didn't want to end up alone, I decided to go see a shrink." "Christine told me that she knew one, and that I would see that he's great. "I know one, you'll see, he's great."" "I went there, I had an appointment Thursday evenings, at 7 pm." "It was winter time." "At that time it was a detail, but it became important later." "The first session, he didn't talk." "I didn't talk, he didn't talk, I didn't talk... and then I remembered that the session cost 72 euros." "I talked." ""I'm doing alright..." It was the end of the session." ""72 euros."" "The 2nd session, he didn't talk." "I said: "I'm doing alright!" After that, I cried..." "The 19 next sessions, he said:" ""Aha." "And ?" "Mmh." "And ?" "And ?" "Mmh." "Aha." "Why ?" "So ?" "Ha." "Ha." "But ?" "Why ?"" ""72 euros."" "At the 22nd session, I told him: "I met a girl!"" "At the 23rd: "How could she do that to me ?" "She's such a bitch!"" "At the 24th: "It's not what I thought at all !" "I think that I like her !"" "25th: "... nah, I think that I'll drop it."" "26th: "I met another girl!"" "27th: "She's such a bitch!"" "28th: "I think I like her"" "29: "I think I'll drop it"." ""... girl." "... bitch !". "..." "like her !". "... drop it."" "During the 34th session I asked him: "Do you think that I will end up alone like my father ?"" ""See you next week." 72 euros..." "During the 35th session, I caught my shrink by surprise: in underwear, with a cat." "He looked at me, I looked at me, he looked at me, I looked at the cat, the cat looked at me, he looked at the cat..." "The guy who was filming looked at us..." "I looked at Christine..." ""... see, he's great..." Christine looked at me..." "We had switched to summer time, I arrived an hour late." "In short, I saw a shrink." ""Bam, in your face!""