"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "Happy Birthday to You, From old friends and new," "May good luck go with you, And happiness too." "Chico?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Chico?" "I'm waiting for an hour!" "Francisco José, if you're still asleep I'll kill you!" "You never doing anything of what we arranged." "The fact is that I put up with you." "Must be because I like you." "Diana!" "I'm tired to tell you!" "If at 13:15 you don't..." "Hello?" "Ana?" "Ana?" "Good morning." "Sorry, I was asleep." "What time is it?" "Already?" "Shit." "The Expo!" "Yes, I had a meeting." "Ana, I know we had arranged to have lunch." "What do you want?" "The phone's girl do not wake me." "Ana?" "Love?" "Tatiana?" "You should have pity of me." "I'm with a headache." "I know." "You have an exam." "Say it!" "Did you study enough?" "Yes, I'm here." "Ana, is the hangover." "I'm hoarse." "Yes." "Here?" " Ana, of course I am alone..." " Pass the fire." "Listen..." "You can't really wait?" "Ana, I'll dress in a minute and I'll be there." "Alright." "What time?" "Okay, I'll be there five o'clock sharp." "Yes." "Goodbye." "See you later." "Kisses." "Look, Ana..." "Ana, good luck for the exam." "Hello?" "She hung up." "Good morning." "Good morning." "It was your girlfriend?" "Turn it off!" "Are you listening?" " Felling better?" " I've such a hangover." "You drink too many." "It's a shit!" "I'd arranged to have lunch with her." "Fuck it!" "Are you an architect?" "But I like her." "We see." " What do you mean?" " Nothing!" "Nothing!" "Or do you think that I'm usually go to bed with guys?" "No." "In fact, I had already noticed." "But afterall, you are an architect or not?" "I am." " And your girlfriend?" " No." "Well, I think it's time for me to go." "Where are you going?" "Home." "Where do you live?" "In Almada." "I'll take you." "Cool!" "Do you still remember my name?" "Francisco, João." "João, Francisco." "Happy Birthday , Francisco José." "Smart ass." "Can I?" "Are you crazy?" "No." "I'm anxious." "You have the dick in Africa." "What?" "Now it's crossing the Pacific Ocean." "Arrived to South America." "Are you crazy?" "Enough!" "Go away!" "What was it?" " Turn off the water!" " Sorry." "Close the nose!" "Hello!" "How is your name?" "You aren't going to scratch me, do you?" "Here comes your master." "Gotcha!" "Can you stop being silly?" "Come dance." "Just nonsense." "You drive me crazy." " What?" " It's two o'clock." "I'm too old for these stuff already." "How old are you?" "Why?" "Because." "Thirty." " Today?" " Yes." "I'm doing twenty next week." "See?" "Now we have something to celebrate." "You think?" " You and I, equals zero." " No!" "You and I, equals lots of fun." "Must go feed the cat." "Are you hungry?" "Alright cat!" "Alright!" "I also want." "Coming." "The milk was for the cat." "I'll make you a sandwich." "Just got cheese, it's okay?" "Want butter?" "Yes." " What are you doing?" " My special training." "You make all this every day?" "I am a space warrior." "I need to feed myself." "No thanks." "Can I eat a yogurt?" "You don't have a hangover?" "Great drunk, eh?" "Otherwise, you had not brought me home with you, right?" "I can't remember." "Maybe." "We came in my car?" "Your car stayed in Alcantara." "We come in your'se?" "I don't even have a license." "We came by taxi." "Shit!" "Probably I've the car towed already." "Look." "We still have tobacco." "I want a smoke." "You don't stop eating?" "I make you another sandwich." "Shit!" "What?" "I cut myself." "translation and subtitling:" "NomadaPT Damnant quod non intellegunt."