"In short." "I had been to a job interview that I thought I had failed." ""Do you speak English ?" " Yes." " Where are you from ?" " Yes."" "But they hired me." "For logistics." "They told me that I would do everything and nothing." ""You will do everything and nothing"." "I realized that I was doing everything, and they were doing nothing." "Thinking again about it, I understood why he hired me." ""What are you asking for salary-wise ?"" ""Well..." "Er..." "Money..." "Shit !"" "I was making coffee, I was recharging the xerox." "One day, Fabien told me:" ""It's the numbers, fuck, it doesn't work anymore!" "Look!"" "I pretended to type complicated things, without using the mouse so that it would look more American, and at some point, I just types on the Num Lock key." "I said: "it's fixed"." "He told me: "You're a genius !" I thought: "You're a moron!"." ""You're welcome."" "After one month, I understood why an office was called like that." "Jean-Louis was the paper-clip." "Everyone was bending him in all directions, he will never be able to have his original shape again." ""You heard what I said Jean-Louis ?" "Yes."" "Francis is the scotch tape." "He doesn't let you go." ""You're sure ?" "Yes."" ""Mmh, good."" "This lady, she's the glue." "She smells good, but she's intoxicating." ""I didn't tell you about my week-end ?"" ""Since the weather was nice, we went to the countryside with my husband Christian, close to a lake." "We did some paddle boat!"" "I don't give a shit." ""That's incredible!"" "Jean-Michel is the stapler." "You never find it. (phone rings)" "And Fabien is the post-it." "You see him from far away, he's sticky and she shows himself everywhere." ""She's got one of these asses, I wouldn't say no to it!"" "I wondered if I was also a desk supply." "I understood that I was the trash bin." "At their feet, to help them get rid of what they didn't want." "I threw everything away, I said: "I'm leaving"." "The scotch-tape told me: "You're sure ?" I said: "Yes." He said: "You won't have anything!" I said: "It's not a problem"." "It was a problem." ""Are you sure ?" No." " "Yes"." "When I left, I told them to go fuck themselves." ""Good bye."" "In short, I had a job." ""Did you hear what I said Jean-Louis ?" " Yes." " You sure ?" " Yes." " Didn't catch that, are you sure ?" " Yes!" " Arrghhh..."" ""Are you sure ?" " Blgrgrg...""