"Executive producer kim Woo-taek" "We're high school buddies." "Friends they say that last a lifetime." "Some naturally find friendship but we were forced in to ours." "I didn't take any notes." "Show me yours?" "Screw it." "Nevermind." "Ehem." "Ehemm..." "Produced by lim Ji-moon" "Written and directed by LEE Byeong-heon" "kim Woo-bin, LEE Jun-ho, KANG Ha-neul" ""School backyard"" "Did you touch So-min's boobs and run?" "I didn't run. I just stood there touching." "What the fuck did you say?" "is that a question?" "Did it sound like one, bitch?" "Fuck you!" "Bastard!" "Hey, stop." "Stop it." "Stop fighting." "We're not kids anymore." "You can't do this to your classmate." "Over a girl, no less." "We can resolve this sensibly." " Rock-paper-scissors?" " That's reasonable." " Alright!" " Bring it on!" "One round settles it." "Rock-paper-scissors!" "Rock, if you're a man!" "Rock-paper-scissors!" "Let's do it." "Rock-paper-scissors!" "Rock-paper-scissors." "I'll date her first." "I won the toss and I touched her boobs." "It's not gonna last anyway." "You should stick around, and draw straws when I break up with her." "Okay?" "It didn't feel entirely right but we started hanging out ever since." "Of all the things that happened, some were trivial like exam scores." "I can't tell who flunked and who aced the test." "I'm just glad it's over." "And some were big like family issues." "My family's bankrupt, not yours." "Just playing along, man." "Eat up." "Hot!" "Damn, it's hot." "I heard you touched Su-jeong's boobs?" "Yeah. I'm sorry I didn't tell you." "This may be the end for us but I'll always wish you the best as your friend." "Alright?" "And some were weird like a bitch slap." "I'm not sure if that's trivial or serious." "I can't hear anything." "Get a life, morons." "I saw a girl become a bitch today." "Then again, I guess they're all bitches inside." "I'm too old for this." "The phrase 'too old' felt slightly awkward." "But I guess it made sense since we were turning twenty." ""Graduation"" "We are now forced to choose between our dreams and reality." "For all the mistakes we made until this point, we were given immunity because we were young." "However, since we've grown "too old"" "we need to make this decision now." "Whichever road you choose remember to respect and support each other." " l take this one." " l'm taking this one." "Can I just point out that there's another road just behind us." "I'm off." "Mr. CHA Chi-ho." "You love boobs, don't you?" "It's what I live for." "That road will only bring you your mother's breasts." "Shit!" "I'm a man. I'll go straight." "Respect my choice." "Do we have to decide this now?" "He has a point." "I don't think we're that old." "Dude, how old do you think you'll be at the mid point of your life." "Suppose we live till 80..." "How do you know if you'll live till you're 80?" "My father passed away at 40." "Mozart at 35." "Kurt Cobain died at 27. 27." "But he killed himself." "How do you know that you won't kill yourself?" "What's your point?" "Get insurance?" "You can divide your life into the first half as a minor and the second half as an adult." "Hence, the mid point is twenty." "We're done with the first half?" "Damn, we're old." "We're at a crucial point." "We can't just be sitting around." "Exactly." "Let's have sex." "We should have sex." "The three of us?" "You, freaking moron!" "Mr. CHA, let's not change subjects." "This is a serious issue." "Do you read up on international affairs?" "Germany: the average age of first intercourse is 1 5." "When Koreans worry about homework, Germans worry about STDs." "Condoms everywhere." "And what's the result?" "Mercedes." "Audi." "First fucking world." "Wow." "How old are you?" "Twenty for crying out loud." "Gentlemen, let's not turn into monsters." "I finally understand where the monster from the movie 'Host' comes from." "Right?" "It's a sad movie." "I cried, man." "Let's have sex." "Okay, let's do it." "Let's just do it." "What use is this body anyways." "Let's do it." "If only she wouldn't drink..." "But she does." "Shit." "Now that I think about it." "Yo, Chi-ho." "You said that you'll sleep with 3,000 women before you die and you haven't laid a finger on your girlfriend." "Are you gay?" "Where did she get that pillow?" "Now is your chance." "Come here, dummy." "What the heck?" "She'll get a cold." "Leave her alone." "She'll learn her lesson." "I need a shot." "Honey?" "What the hell?" "Kids these days...so spoiled." "so spoiled." "What's a college girl doing here?" "Huh?" "Look, it's Chi-ho." "You should keep an eye out before she kills herself." "Thanks man!" "You should worry about yourself." "Where was I?" "I don't want to turn into a monster." "Sir?" "I'm against prostitution." "How and where do people get laid?" "Don't be afraid." "lmpossible is nothing." "You are ready, my son." "It all comes down to... a simple negotiation, if you will." "For starters, I'll demonstrate the process." "On a field study." "You are a true friend." "God, I'm nervous." "But where?" "I love this music." "Who is it?" "I don't know." "I'm done drinking." "My face is turning red." "Good thinking." "I'll finish yours." "Don't you want her drunk?" "Don't push her." "She seems protective of her food." "She'll think you're not interested in getting her drunk but rather in her beer." "She's the greedy type." "Never stop analyzing your subject." "You should've studied like that." "Shut it." "So far so good?" "I thank my parents for going away so often." "We're drinking alone in my empty house." "This is a done deal so don't do anything stupid." "Like what?" "Say, call the girl's father and..." "Mr. Lee?" "I was thinking about bonking your daughter." "Yes. sir." "Your daughter agreed to it and we're just waiting for your confirmation." "You won't." " Right?" " Right." "Game over." "Unless..." "Funny thing about girls is this." "They'll do anything they want but won't let their friends do it." "This is a crisis." "This could be a problem." "Maintain focus at all cost." "You mustn't panic." "Make her panic." "And now the final blow." "I wanna rub my dick all over your ass." "She can't believe her ears." "That would be an understatement." "She's dumbstruck!" "Astonished!" "It triggers "cognitive dissonance."" "She's confused." "Now is the time." "Your body's reproductive system has fully developed and is ready to go." "Nevertheless, the Department of Education has worked against nature." "They only emphasize academic achievement and subdues your mojo and forces you to become a monk." "The Korean education system can go fuck itself." "This is real education." "Behold, friends." "Their prayer is to bless our divine unification." "Want to join in?" "This is my definition of sex so far:" ""Giving a hand" is essential." "There's no shame in it." "There are only two types of men who don't masturbate." "Those that have no hands or no dick." "Hey." "A high school senior has committed suicide because of test scores." "It's a tragic story that seems to repeat itself every year." "The irony:" "He was an honor student." "Mom!" "Something's wrong with Gyeong-jae." "He's watching people scream while slapping his thigh." "I think he's crazy." "Mom's tired. I'll explain everything." "Are you alright?" "I'm fine. I'll explain." "It's a ritual that you do before going to college." "Not religious...although religious people do it, too." "It's like superstition..." "Were you masturbating?" "Our twenties were rather embarrassing than roaring." "What do men do when they're new to an environment?" "They search for women." "It doesn't mean much." "It's just natural." "I did have the tiniest expectation for campus romance." " You okay?" " Yes, I'm fine." "I'm worried your shoulder might be dislocated." "No, I'm fine." "Really." "But I feel really bad." "I'm fine." " Let me buy you a steak dinner." " l said I'm fine." "a drop in earnings..." "This is a good environment for me." "I will devote myself with academic pursuits and gain sufficient experience to ready myself for job searching." "Did you hear about the freshmen orientation?" "Yup, yup." " Hey, ln-guk." " Yea?" "What's your family name?" "It's HWANG." "What's your name again?" "Gyeong-jae." "LEE Gyeong-jae?" "kim Gyeong-jae." "Kimhae clan, right?" "No." "Andong clan." "Mom!" "Bubble wraps!" "Yay!" "Mom, they don't have a playground." "Buy us one, please?" "What now?" "Dong-woo has a clear goal." "He chose to repeat the year because of the tuition but he's saving up hard and will one day become Korea's best cartoonist." "Enjoy." " Excuse me." " Yes?" "We wanted half and half." "Then why did you order plain fried?" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Let me get you a new one." "What are you doing?" "Sitting still." "For what?" "Nothing." "Chi-ho's goal was to keep breathing." "He's accomplished it." "Business!" "Management!" "Cheers!" "Business!" "I will accept it if this is a part of the process but I was disappointed that the welcome party for intellectuals was not at all intellectual." "I thought we've met before but my intention wasn't to hit on you." "I'm sorry." " Hi." " Hello." "Do you know me?" "I'm sure a lot of people do." "I'll give you a ride." "I fell completely on my back." "It's the party culture." "No need to feel embarrassed." "Am I driving too fast?" "Sorry?" "I enjoy the thrill." "I'm actually very comfortable." "Thank you." "You're going that way?" "See you later." "What's going on?" "Why are you getting out of that car?" "Did you hear that?" "She said see you later." "What does she mean?" "You idiot." "Don't interpret it beyond words." "She must be rich." "I heard she made a fortune from the stock market." "Stock market?" "She's the top dog in the investment club." "How could you be getting out of her car?" "I ran into her at the bus stop and she recognized me." " Okay?" " Huh?" "Yup." "I didn't recognized her." "But she did." "Huh?" "That explains it." "So, you haven't seen this yet." "You gotta see this." "You're on Facebook." " Me?" " Yup." "What the hell?" "That was a nasty crack." "Screw this!" "I'm not drinking anymore!" "This is no welcome party." "This is a suicide pact." "All you want is for us to drink ourselves to death." "It's the party culture." "No need to feel embarrassed." "You're a Facebook star, man." "ln-guk..." "This isn't right." "Yo, repeater." "I'm retaking under very sad circumstances." "I'm not cool about that." "I am." "Do you masturbate, too?" "Yeah..." "What?" "What the...?" "I caught my brother doing it." "How often do you do it?" "It was hilarious." "That clumsy idiot..." "He was careful. I unlocked his door." "Why would you do that?" "Damn you." "I read that lubricant is important when you masturbate." "You mind?" "If you use your bare hand, the stimulation is too strong it can leave you desensitized." "A woman cannot provide the same pressure as your grip." "So, it can create a problem when you sleep with a woman." "Make sure you use lubrication..." "Can you sit somewhere else?" "I feel like pasta." "Don't you?" "Me?" "I'm broke, remember." "How depressing!" "I feel like taking advantage of a man but being a student, I don't have time to meet one." "And I'm a man to you?" "Of course, you are." "You masturbate." "Gyeong-jae, you idiot!" "Buy me a snack then." "Please?" "I'll buy." "Hey you!" "He's such a loser." "How have you been?" "Your college's far away." "What are you doing here?" "It's not that far." "I missed you." "You missed me?" "I missed you, too." "But since So-hee's a minor, why don't we go for a beer?" "Wow." "People change when they go to college." "You know... I have to get up early for work." "Not because you're broke?" "I have money." " For rice!" " Can you shut up?" "I'll buy." "Sorry." "I really can't today." "That's a pity." "I'm free." "It's okay." "How much is it?" "I'll get this. I've got money." "Manning up in front of her?" "Can you shut up for a second?" "You know what?" "He jerks off." "Will you stop?" "You've been saying that all day." "Wow..." "Relax." "I'll tease you more tomorrow." "Card bounced." "Mom, did you withdraw cash from my account?" "I needed money urgently." "Why didn't you ask me first?" "I'm your mother." "Besides, you're working." "What about me?" "What should I do?" " Starve?" " Why did you move out, then?" "I can't prepare for exams in a rural town." "They have art classes here, too." "Forget it..." "Home sweet home." "Sweet...home... I heard nasty rumors about you." "I was giving my friends a field lesson." "She told everyone?" "Where are you going so early?" "I'm going to bed." "I'm a morning person." "I go to bed in the morning." "Come and take a seat." "I don't understand where it all went wrong." "Isn't that something a failed scientist would say?" "Come work at my restaurant." "And go to cooking school." "Why have two chefs under the same roof?" "I'm too good-looking to be working in the kitchen." "So...no." "Cut him off, honey." "That's so violent, dad." "Are you giving me up too?" "What about you?" "Are you giving up on your life?" "All you do is eat, sleep, and shit." "Not quite." "I eat well, I sleep well and I shit well." "It's not so easy." "Plus, I was clubbing all night." "I've been busy." "Yea." "Honey?" "Stop feeding him." "Dad, I'm still growing." "Are you even my father?" "Alright." "Fine. I hear you." "I will, before the end of this year..." "Not even next year." "I'm not that kind of person." "This year!" "I'm gonna think seriously about what I want to do with myself." "So let's continue with my allowance." "Deal?" " No." " Oh, come on." "I think it's a waste." "Then give me my college tuition." "Where's your admission letter?" " Tuition first." " Piss off." "Come on!" "I need money!" "I never asked to be born." "I'm a by-product of your pleasure!" "You little shit...!" "I need money!" "I want my money." "How am I suppose to live without any money?" "Get your act together." "Give me my money." "Please?" " Father." " Okay." "Please." "I need my allowance!" "Please, dad." "Please?" ""DOWN with DlSCRlMlNARY REDEVELOPMENT"" ""TOGETHER, WE fight TO DEATH"" ""SOH SOH chinese RESTAURANT"" "I love it when you eat well." "Let's break up." "What now?" "I have no income." "I can't meet a poor girl like you." "All I can give you now is this pickled radish but I have a bright future." "Right?" "It's too uncertain." "I'm gonna find me a sugarmama at a bar." "Chi-ho, you'll never veer off course." "Why do you say that?" "Because your parents are upright people." "You'll never go wrong." "How come you're so straight?" "Well I'm in love with you... I'm worried for you." "Stop being so serious and eat up." "I'm going to school." "Want a kiss?" "No." "Hey." "What should I do?" "Are you being serious?" "I can't decide between League of Legends or World of Warcraft." "A matter of life and death." "Try selling your game items." "That'll get you by for a couple of months." "The increase in actual income affects demand" "Look at the graph shows..." "They say love sweeps you off your feet." "Swept me, alright." "Hi, Gyeong-jae!" "Hello!" "She called my name." "Jin-ju... I'd like to join the investment club." "This club is seriously boring." "It takes a lot of time and effort." "Investment must be made rationally." "Do not invest unless you understand it." "Exactly." "Rational judgment..." "Hey!" "Good morning, professor!" "Do you know him?" "Sorry?" "I recognized him from TV." "How do you know him?" "I go to his lecture." "I wanted to sign up for it, too." "Don't bother." "He's full of shit and immoral." "You talk shit too?" "Gyeong-jae." "I'm going for a drive." "I don't want to go alone." "Mind investing your time?" "Only if you can understand." "Sure." "I think I can understand." "I wasn't planning on joining a club." "Why not?" "I was afraid that it might give me wrong goals." "Like becoming an artist." "So you prevent things before they happen?" " You're scary." " Sorry?" "Also, I love the ties." "I'll buy you ties when you get a job." "Promise!" "We should seal the deal with a shot..." "but who's gonna drive?" "You can." "I do have my license." "But I've never really..." "Then, we'll stay the night." "I'll give it a go." "You should sleep at home." "You must have a reason to go home too." "My boyfriend always goes home early." "is he a gamer?" "Maybe." "Anyways, it's nice he's not here." " You gotta suck 'em like a man." " But..." "Can't they keep it down?" "I know, right?" "Do what you did at the party." "Oppose the rotten system like a rebel." "I'll suck 'em for lunch, for dinner... and in bed till I fucking pass out." "That wasn't really me that night..." "You were drunk but it was still you." "I don't think this is... I will, then." "The duty of youth is to challenge corruption." "You like Kurt Cobain?" "Shut your fucking mouth!" "I feel a little weird." ""Cha Chi-ho"" ""Lee So-min"" "Thank you, Mrs. Kim." "Hey, So-hee." "You weren't studying hard by any chance, were you?" "Who do you think I am?" "Of course." "You've already done what you have to do." "You're pretty." "Mrs. Kim, I'll marry your daughter as soon as she graduates." "Okay." "Really?" "Just like that?" "Chi-ho's hot." "Drive safely." "Don't go too far." "Do the dishes." "I'm not doing it." "See you guys later." "Bye, Mrs. Kim." "Love you!" "It's the same with small cars." "Move over. I'm late for work." "What?" "Nothing happened?" "You drove her home?" "I am so disappointed." "You dumb shit." "You loser." "You pussy." "She has a boyfriend. I'm not that kind of guy." "I have a girlfriend." "I sleep around." "What does that make me?" "You?" "You're a tall bastard." "It's not being a bastard." "It's called being flexible." "What if she posts that about you online?" "Her friends would be all "What a gentleman"." "You're raising the bar for ordinary men like us." "It's a crime against men." "Shame on you, Gyeong-jae." "You should have at least gone to third base." "Don't talk like that. I care about this girl." "Are you being mad at me over a girl?" " Yeah." " Then, I apologize." "He is kinda cute." "Oh, shit!" "I'm sleeping with her." "Watch me." "Flexibility, okay?" "Now what?" "Leave me out of it." "She's hot." "Fuck!" "What the fuck?" "You hit the girl." "Are you insane?" "The brake slipped. I was just gonna scare her." "You scared her, alright." "Great plan." "Go do her." "She's lying in bed." "I'm serious." "You've been saving money for our trip." "I only have a 1 00 bucks!" "Useless fuck." "What am I gonna do?" "What do you mean what?" "Call home." "My parents are trying to get rid of me." "They'll be happy with me in jail." "That's not a bad idea." "It's not like you have much to do." "Can you?" "I've got allergies." "Screw you, man." "You're seriously fucked-up." "Fuck!" "Go seduce her." "That was your intention." "Seriously?" "You're gonna do that?" "How's that even...?" "It's a night shoot." "Can you at least assign a manager?" "It's so awkward being alone." "I'll go, okay?" "Flowers are in full bloom." "Take the wheel." "Good afternoon!" "Hi!" "How are you?" "Hello, director and assistant director!" "Who's she?" "She's playing the high school girl that gets bullied." "I'm HEO Eun-hye. I'll do my best." "You gotta get hit realistically." "You can count on me. I grew up getting smacked." "Assistant director, this is my manager." "You have a manager?" "The agency assigned one for me." "He looks handsome." "Very nice to meet you, sir." "We have high hopes for her." " Good to meet you, too." " See you around." "They give you free food?" "Waiting around isn't nothing." "What about the settlement?" "Wanna go for a drink after the shoot?" "Don't fuck with me." "I want 3 grand." "I don't have it." "What do you do?" "Not much during the day." "At night, I drink sometimes." " So you're a bum." " Yup." "How old are you?" "Twenty." "You can be my manager for five more days." "Just follow me around and I'll forget what happened." "Okay?" "So wait around and get free food?" "Yeah." "And pretend to take care of me." "Easy." "Don't talk politely when there's no one around." "We're getting ready for your scene." "Yes, Mr. Assistant director!" "I want to smack that face." "Go easy on her." "Stand straight so I can hit you." "Cut!" " Gosh, you alright?" " l'm so sorry." "Let's do another take." "is that okay?" "Absolutely." "You can hit me harder." "Okay, let's go for another take." "Here we go." "Ready..." "Action!" "Let me take that." "That's okay." "Drink up." "Here." " Soda, any one?" " Thanks." "That's when you hit." "Like this." "Okay!" "I'll see you tomorrow." "You really have nothing to do." " Yup." " You don't have to come anymore." "I will." "I'm not that innocent, you know." "Don't try anything." "What the fuck?" "You, innocent?" "I don't know." "Whatever." "Okay." "Augh." "Class." "You haven't paid this month's tuition." "is that right?" "I'll get it to you next week." "Okay." "Why are you sneaking in?" "Experiencing the poor." ""Are you done?" "I'm on my way home."" ""Yup. I'll text you when I go to bed."" "Throw in a smiley and 'lol'." "What's there to think about?" "Do you mind?" "What's wrong with you?" "So, you're going out with her?" "With who?" "Your text. lt seems like you are." "I text Gyeong-jae like this, you know." "Why are you dating my brother?" "Who the girl?" "Nevermind." "What's up, big man?" "Hey." "Why didn't you call me?" "I'm just dropping off some food that mom made." "She's worried you might starve." "Just tell her to stay away from my account." "She needed it for the twins." "She cried a lot, you know." "I know mom can be inconsiderate but shouldn't you at least ask how things are at home?" "Well, comics are more important to you than mom." "Cut me some slack, man." "After dad went to jail and what happened to this family..." "You don't have to go to college to draw." "You're right." "But if I give up now, I'm afraid I'll never pursue that dream again." "I'm not saying you should give up college." "I'm sorry, man." "How are you doing." "I'm going to military academy." "Mom tells me to go to law school but forget that." "Who's going to pay for that?" ""Are you asleep?"" "Director Choo" "So... I have a question for you." "Fire away." "How do you become a director?" "By shooting a movie." "That'll make you a director." "How do you shoot a movie?" "Actors act." "Then, I shoot it with a camera." "Actually, I don't." "The DOP shoots them." "Then, I give him approval from here." "If somethings wrong, I'll ask them to do another take." "Then eventually, you have a movie." "It's a job with incredible stress." "You understood that?" "Director, come here." "Hurry." "Okay." "What?" "You want to make a movie?" "Well..." "Don't. lt's tough." "You have a good figure." "Be a model." "Actually, don't." "That's tough, too." "Just open a shop." "No, don't." "Running a small business is tough." "If you can, be a business tycoon." "The government treats you sweetly." "Do that." "You can marry actresses." "Divorce them." "Then, marry another." "That's good, right." "Director!" "I asked you to come!" "I am coming." "I'm coming over." "That fucking bastard." "Do this, do that." "He's running the set himself." "What's taking you?" "Didn't hear you." "But you just answered me." "Are you trying to be funny?" "Get up." "I said get up." "What do you want me to do?" "This way." "Awesome." "Beautiful." " Right?" " Where?" ""Wed 9pm, Club Rose-Agent Kim"" ""lnvestment Competition 1 st Prize"" "Investment is all about analysis." "Her boyfriend rarely calls or texts her." "She spends most of her time in the club room." "Thus, she spends it with me." "We both like the same food." "Thus, she eats with me." "She loves comedies. I do, too." "Thus, she watches them with me." "The love hormone only lasts for a limited period of time." "30 months, roughly." "How long have you been with your boyfriend?" "A little over 2 years." "Why?" "Thanks." "You need rational judgment." "Never invest in something that you can't understand." "I can understand this." "I'm going to invest all of my heart into this." " Jin-ju." " Huh?" "I want to rub my dick all over your ass." "The coffee smells good." "Got something funny?" "God, no..." "Sorry." "I'm sorry." "Sorry." "You crazy bastard." "So sorry." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Oi, twins!" "Hi, Dong-woo." " Chicken!" " Chicken!" "Mom, Dong-woo got us fried chicken." "Chicken!" "You smoke?" "It helps like nothing else." "Stop stuffing yourselves." "Leave them alone." "Why aren't you eating?" "I'm sick of the smell." "Have some, mom." "I like duck." "Next time, get duck instead." "Why did you have so many kids?" "First, I had you." "But you were ugly like your dad." "So, I had Dong-won." "He was cute like me." "Then, I wanted a daughter." "So, we decided to have another one." "I never expected..." "Never mind her." "Eat your chicken." "I stopped having more ever since our bankruptcy." "That was a stroke of good luck." "It's an unfortunate story but I'm quite happy." "Shut up and eat." "Leave them alone." "What the...?" "You read my messages?" "Fuck you!" "Fucking bastard." "Who the hell do you think you are?" "I'm looking for work." "Any rich housewives?" "Why didn't you stop me?" "Why would I?" "I'm not your husband." "Are you crying?" "You shouldn't cry so often." "Grow up." "But she does look cute crying." "That doesn't happen often." "Man, you have a strange vibe." "You have a weird look in your eyes." "How so?" "It's as though your heart is erect, not your dick." "Like you want to cuddle instead of fuck." "Right?" "But you're wrong!" "Are they tearing down this town too?" "That's just the natural way of life." "But you won't let go of anything." "Like a new girl?" "The accident girl." "Man, things will be uncomfortable with So-min again." "I've got nothing to hide." "So-min is my girlfriend." "The other girl's my date." "What's dating to you?" "Doing it every time you meet." "And a girlfriend?" "A person you meet to do." "He's strangely convincing." "Then what's love?" "Doing it six, seven times a day." "Fuck, he convinced me!" "I hate this feeling." "We're here!" "What are you gonna do?" "I wasn't gonna do anything." "Come to the roof, asshole." "Fucking asshole." "Three noodles, please." "Where did you come from?" "So fucking pretty." "Shut up and kiss me." "Shall I?" ""Newbie Driver"" "I enjoy the thrill." "Crazy bitch." "One two three." " Who?" "Me?" " Yes." "Happy birthday!" "Blow out the candles." "Yay!" "Ta-da!" " Thanks, man." " Here." "What is it?" "It's big." "Get ready." "Okay, let's go." ""For your viewership"" "You crazy girl..." "Shall I draw a mole on my nose?" "What for?" "Beautiful actresses have moles on their noses." "You'll end up looking like them." "Draw one on your forehead." "A big one." "What the hell?" "I'm going to marry her." "Sign the papers." "But you know she is my sister." "I'll make you pay." "What are you gonna do?" "Seduce my father?" "You think I can't do that?" "I will destroy you." "Destroy you." ""Romance with My Father-in-Law"" "What are you doing?" "Are you asking for a permission to destroy?" "More fiercely." "With spirit." "Like when you bitch at me." "I thought I was goin' hard." "What's with the accent?" "I thought boys adore girls with accents." "I'm just tryin' to be cute." "That is so fucking cute." " Shit." " What?" "Me?" "No, I'm talking about me." "Just incredible." "How did I come up with that?" "I must be a genius." "Who is it?" " Let me see." " See what?" " Give it to me." " No." "I said give it." "Give it back." "Give me back my phone." "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "Hello?" "She's not a call girl." "Lay off her." "Chi-ho!" "What?" "I'm her pimp." "That's what, you fucking bastard." "Fine." "Come over now." "Who do you think you are?" "What?" "Who am I?" "Should I be hearing this from you?" "You have a girlfriend, you fucking bastard." "I told you it wasn't serious." "You didn't have to run." "She collapsed." "That's not serious?" "You should've called me." "I ran like crazy." "What if I called?" "What could you have done for her?" "Uncle?" "Your mother is weak." "She never had to work in her life." "I heard you're drawing." "I'll give you a job at the factory." " Uncle..." " lt's not a manual job." "If you do well, I'll leave the factory to you when I retire." "I only have one daughter who lives abroad." "You got brothers to take care of." "Dong-won is smart enough to go into law." "Draw as a hobby." "Give me till end of the year to think." "We still have months to the end of year." "I know you boys hate me." "But it's not like I wanted your father to go to jail." "If we went down together, who would look after this family?" "Your dad doesn't blame me." "Where are you going?" "To the same lecture as you." "It's not worth it." "Like the hymen, once you've scarred it you'll have to live with it." "It may be a one-sided love" "But I will love her on my own so when she finally becomes mine I won't be too surprised." "You thought I'd let you get away?" "That I'd sit around and watch?" "I won't let you take him." "Never." "I don't know if it's wrong to think this now but I'm better off than this woman." "Please delete what you recorded." "I beg of you." "Please delete them." "Please." ""grilled DUCK"" "Didn't you have lunch?" " Yup." " Yes." "Then, slow down." "Let them be." "There's nothing left for you." "Have some, mom." "I just had lunch." "Have some. I'll get more." "Don't bother. I like chicken." "Why do you change your mind all the time?" "Duck is more expensive than chicken." "You should at least taste it." "Don't cry, you little shits." "What did I do to you?" "You have to cry together like twins?" "Stop it!" "Get out of here." "It's okay." "Eat up." "Hey." "You're up?" "I'm outside your house." "Let's eat." "Huh?" "Come on up. I'll cook." "I'm a chef's son and went to cooking school." "I never cooked anything for you." "You dropped out after one day." "Let's break up." "What now?" "It was over so quickly." "Before the noodles were ready." "It's so meaningless." "There are so many bad men in the world." "Ironically, women get their hearts broken by loving them." "Then, there are guys who console the heart-broken who can only console." "The good...or should I say dumb guys?" "I am one of them." "Jin-ju is leaving the country with her lover away from the chilling stares." "It hurts..." "Right here..." "Do you know this feeling?" "Look." "Look at me." "Isn't it red?" "You've been rubbing it." "Have some more." "What do you want?" "Piss off. I'm still sad." "I saw the clip." "The professor's wife was hot." "You should go out with her." "A swap deal." "She's older but she's hot." "She is?" "I'll show you." "Let me see." " Over 20,000 likes." " l definitely like it, too." "What the..." "Gyeong-jae." "You need consolation 'cause these losers are your friends." "She's so pretty." "Put it back." "Words of the wise." "Authority of a prestigious college." " Want a drink?" " l quit." "How old do you have to be to stop hurting from love?" "Does it get better with age?" "A friend of mine came over yesterday." "He cried about his heartache." "How old is he?" "49" "Fuck it." "Girls, love..." "It's not worth our troubles." "We're at the turning point of our lives." "Let's be adults." "You should kill yourself today." " What?" " l've watched a lot of movies lately and all of them has a suicide scene." "You should do it." "It'll instantly make our problems more serious." "I'm getting paid tomorrow." "Oh..." "Then, you can't die." "Abortion it is then." "We need a girl..." "Get pregnant today." " With whose sperm?" " You're supposed to be impulsive." " l'm on my period." " Screw you." "Drugs, then." "Let's do drugs." "Drugs are expensive." "We're all broke." "This is why soju is Korea's staple drink." "Then..." "Let's have sex." "I saw that coming." "I swear on my honor..." "Gentlemen, if you don't have sex this year..." "Forget monsters!" "You'll be like congressmen." "Let's go to an adult bar like real adults." "Go on." "Leave you pathetic souls." " Go!" " But we'll be breaking our principles." "Are you sure?" "I am!" "Let's go." "Sure you won't regret this?" "Won't regret it." "No regrets." "What's your name?" "What's your number?" "What's your name?" "Come play with me." ""Can we touch these women's boobs?"" ""l'm wondering the same thing."" ""That's not like you."" ""l've never paid for boobs."" ""l'll give it a try."" "My first experience with boobs consisted of a push up bra of a girl I barely knew." "My first boobs were made of polyester, polyurethane and cotton." "And that's where l blacked out." "What's your name?" "What's your number?" "What's your name?" "Do you have time for me?" "What's your name?" "What's your number?" "What's your name?" "What's your name!" "What's your number!" "What's your name!" "Come play with me!" "What's your name!" " Gyeong-jae!" " Gyeong-jae!" "Stop freaking out at a karaoke." "What's your name?" "What's your number?" "You already know my number." "You idiot." "Don't hit him!" "Cheers!" "What's college got to do with becoming a director?" "Well..." "Still..." "This is one very screwed-up country." "You gotta be good at math to go to college, right?" "Exams just work that way." "What nonsense is that?" "You suck at math, right?" "Miserably." "You see?" "This system forces you to become losers." "You feel worthless 'cause you suck at math." "You think you don't deserve it even before you try." "The government is to blame." "They fucked us up." "Goddamn pigs!" "Just thinking about themselves." "Screw math." "You don't factorize before you eat." "So, I'm thinking about writing a screenplay." "As practice." "Sure!" "Have confidence." "I have a friend who wants to be a cartoonist." "I pitched it to him." "Do you want to hear it?" "Alright!" "I'm listening." "The title is:" "Invasion from Planet Penis" "Penis as in..." "Right..." "Penis..." "Okay." "Go on." "It takes place in 2 million B.C." "The story begins with a theory that males didn't have dicks then." "Nothing?" "On the other hand, the Penis aliens foresaw their own extinction and infiltrated Earth and planted their dicks on us." "Interesting." "Bigger ones ended up in Africa." "That should've been East Asia." "I know." "Anyway, the aliens go back." "The males take their newly given dicks as a symbol of pride." "They boast their dicks around and evolve to who we are now." "Ha!" "So our dicks are aliens." "Mine suddenly feels strange." "You're sucked in the story, too." "Since then, men become obsessed with sex." "They do it like crazy." "Millions of years later," "Planet Penis is faced with extinction as their ancestors predicted." "Their birthrate plummeted." "So, they invade Earth to retrieve their comrades." "Bingo!" "Technically, they've come to reclaim what's theirs." "But would you give up your dick if they asked for it back?" "I'd rather die." "Right. lntergalactic war." "Bam." "Humanity's battle to protect their dicks from Planet Penis." "And women are more enthusiastic." "Exactly." "Bravo!" "Bravo." "You're a fucking genius." "Totally crazy..." "Don't do math." "Don't go to college." "Bravo!" "But the production budget will be so high." "Gotta take a leak." "Don't make movies." "You'll get depression." "Hold on tight." " Dong-woo." " Yeah?" "Why is life so exhausting?" "Do I look like I can answer that question?" "Point taken." "Here." "Cheer up." ""Coupons."" "Coupons." "1 0 coupons." "That's a free chicken." "So considerate." "What!" "Go." "Huh?" "Keep walking." "Why?" "Just do as I ask." "Stop." "Don't turn around." "I'm not doing this because I'm tired or because you gave me coupons." "You know that I have feelings for you." "Why are you playing dumb?" "Ass." "And how come you smell this nice?" "Fabric softener's expensive!" "Well, I have sensitive skin." "Don't lose another good girl." "I'm a senior but I'm not out of shape." "I've been sticking to a strict diet and exercise routines." "I'm as busty as it gets." "There's a common factor between bad men and soju." "You have way too much free time." "Soju might taste bitter but there's a hint of sweetness." "is that right?" "That sweetness is addictive just like assholes." "Assholes treat you horribly but when they're seldomly nice..." "You sound as though I only date bad men." "Bad and worthless men." "I know you're passionate about social welfare but you shouldn't approach men with that attitude." "I guess I have that tendency." "Despite this advice, I'm gonna be an asshole from now on." "When a bad guy plays nice he can fool you." "But when a good guy plays bad, it's just lame." "It looks stupid." "Am I a nice-guy-type of guy?" "To put it nicely, yes." "To be more blunt, a pushover." "An idiot who let his love slip away." "Worthless." "I just got her off my mind." "Nobody forgets their first love." "She's not my first love." "You are." "Say what now?" "I think I heard you wrong." "I have a sugar daddy." "You want to know who he is?" "I'll be modeling for his company." "Shameless bitch." "I'm breaking up with you and there isn't the slightest chance that I'll ever take you back," "but please know this." "I fucking loved you." "You'll never meet another man who'll love you as much as I did." "I'm telling you this so that you'll regret it some day." "I doubt that I will." "He's been like that for days." "At least he's breathing." " Bing!" " Oh my god!" "That's enough." ""l'v got something to tell you." "Meet me at Soh Soh at 3."" "I think..." "I'm nervous." "I'll do the talking." "It's not like we've done anything wrong." "Oh my god, damn." "Dumb ass." "Hey, Gyeong-jae!" "Why are you holding hands?" "We're dating." "It's been a while." "So..." "Did you sleep with her?" "This is hilarious." "Fucking hilarious." "Where are you going?" "Isn't this what you were gonna tell me?" "I heard you." "Loud and clear." "What's with the face?" "You can lash out if you want." "I've got some personal issues." "Yo, don't make it awkward." "What the fuck am I supposed to do." "Want my fucking blessing?" "You don't have to swear." "Why are you flipping out?" "I said I have personal issues." "And it's fucking strange." "That's not weird to you?" "Leggo." "I'm fine with it." "You have my blessing." "Keep holding hands." "Right..." "Give him time." "Let's laugh it off." "A week on the couch." "Another in bed." "Can you at least change position time to time?" "You'll get bed sores." "Dad." "What the heck?" "What's up with girls?" "What?" "They're messed up." "Your room's messed up." "Clean your room." "My head hurts." "Wake up." "Wake up." "Come on, boys." "Get ready for school." "Wake up." "One, two..." "We don't have school today." "Come on." " Why not?" " SATs!" "Get up since you're up." "Have breakfast." ""Good luck with your exams"" ""By the way, answer my question."" ""lf it is a no, I'll kill you."" "Leaving?" "Yup." " Mom." " Yea." "Shall I move back in?" "There's no room." "How can you be so fickle?" "You wanted me to move in before." "Beautiful women are like that." "You've seen my old pictures?" "I wasn't gonna say this." "But pictures don't justify how pretty I was." "Good for you." "I decided to join uncle's company." "I'm sorry." "I should've made that decision for the family." "But I decided 'cause of a girl." "I have someone special, mom." "She's incredibly pretty." "Almost as pretty as you." "Why would someone like that...?" "Come on, mom!" "You married dad." "He had a lot of money." "Cut me some slack." "I should go." "Have dinner before you go." "Your cooking is terrible." "I feel for the twins." "Pretty women can't cook." "Hey, So-hee!" "How did the exams go?" "Gyeong-jae!" "Where is Dong-woo?" "I don't know." "The exams..." "He didn't take the exams." "He quit the restaurant and art class, too!" "He's not picking up." "Where is he?" "What are you talking about?" "Do you have a style in mind?" "Like an employee." "Sorry?" "Like a real employee." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "How were the exams?" "What happened?" "And what's with the hair?" "You pathetic fuck..." "So, you need money?" "You're broke?" "Here." "Here's money, you bitch!" "What's with the hair?" "Stop making a fuss." "Who's making the fuss here?" "Why put up with everything, if you were gonna quit like that?" "Stop!" "Why are you bitching at me?" "Why should I be criticized for quitting?" "The world isn't just for winners." "Quitters have it just as hard." "You know that?" "Do you?" "Do you know how hard it is to give up?" "I will go to college." "But I'll get a job first." "Learn the business." "Earn some money, too." "This is an opportunity." "Comics..." "As for comics..." "Comics can..." "Shit, tears won't come out." "It's not really something you can cry about." "I can always draw on my own time." "I mean it's not like my parents died or we lost our country." "I guess it's not that sad." "Anyways, you're back, Chi-ho." "You two." "Don't have sex in front of me." "What the hell, man?" "Don't get pregnant either." "Come on." "Don't even look happy. I got dumped." " She dumped you?" " Big fucking time." "What's really pathetic is that my heart's broken." "The three of you remind me of" "Dumb and Dumber and Dumb again." "Pour me a shot." " No!" " No!" "You started drinking in high school." "I'm done with my SATs." "Don't I deserve one drink?" "No." "Never." "Absolutely not." "Why does it feel so... empty?" "People say how golden this point in life is." "How so?" "Plus I'm not allowed to bitch about life either." "It just feels so empty." "At least you're screwing your best friend's ex." "Shut the hell up." "I can say whatever I want." "So annoying!" "I'm letting you off 'cause of Dong-woo." "What about me?" "I don't want your pity." "You're all annoying." "It was gonna be a celebration if it wasn't for you." "You're the biggest idiot come to think about it." " l'm no competition to you." " ldiots." "At least I'm not screwing my best friend's ex." "Can you stop saying that?" "Whatever." "You're screwing your ex's best friend." "Fucking bastard." "You've gone too far, man." "They're the one's screwing here." "Will you stop using that word?" "See?" "We're too superficial." "Great." "This is just great." "You're no better." "You did screw his ex." "Stop saying that word, you fucker!" "Stop!" "At least he's not masturbating anymore." " Hey!" " Hey!" "Long time!" "Everyone, get out of here." "Now." "Don't do that." "I'm not a bad person." "It's my job." "It changes me." "But what can I do?" "I can't quit my job in this economy." "Get out before I call the cops." "Get the hell out, you thugs!" "She's so sexy." "Go inside." "Let's take this outside." "I'm just here to do my job." "So let's settle it." "I have a crush on your wife." "She's hot." "I'd like to date her." "I'm not saying you should give her to me." "I'm only asking for a fair chance to compete with you." "I'll write off your interest and leave your business alone." "That's it!" "Honey." "Let's get out of here." "Let's just go, okay?" "Go inside." " But honey..." " l said go!" "A former navy seal and a trained master of Taekwando, a man of iron fist from making dough." "This man who's been hiding his wild instinct for his family is about to explode." "I've been timely on the interest payments." "I understand your point." "Let's leave it at that for today." "My father poured his life into this restaurant." "I can't just leave." "Please." "You scared me!" "I thought you lost it!" "The duty of youth is to challenge corruption." "Trash it." "Trash everything!" "Shut your fucking mouth!" "Leave them." "Just let them stay here." "I regretted it as soon as I took off." "I was going to stop him." "Ditto." "It was a moral victory for us." "Our feats will not be forgotten." "We look forward to the second half." "One, two, three." "The durability of this product is entirely different from the previous models." "Dong-woo adjusted well into his new life." "That was good." "Anyone else?" "I have an idea for a new product." "It's a cup with a built-in blender." "I named it, 'Tornado in my hand.'" "He continued drawing after work on his blog." "Invasion from Planet Penis' now has a substantial fan base." "Chi-ho finally found a purpose in life." "Everyone was surprised." "Dad, I've decide to make movies." "I'll be a director." "Honey... I need aspirin." "Ready." "Action!" "Okay." "Get me the pills now!" "Ready..." "Action!" "That son of a..." "Mr. Director!" " He's doing that on purpose." " That's not true, sir." "Director?" "Chi-ho's boss was his biggest obstacle." "He came up with 7 different plans to murder him, but fought off the temptation" "Where's the knife!" "and proved everyone wrong by sticking after 3 days." "Get over here." "Yes, sir!" ""Soh Soh Snacks"" "What's with your scores?" "I'm in college." "Whatever." "A college student isn't a student?" "I lost all my money on stock trading." "Thank god, it was only cyber money." "I joined a new club." "That's it." "Let's nail this race." "Do you want to take the wheel?" "Yes, sir." "Countless trials and errors lie ahead of us but we can go back if we take the wrong turn." "I guess that's why people call it the good times." "Our roaring..." "Gyeong-jae." "You've got a draft notice." "What's the matter?" "I heard it's like camp." "That sounds like fun." "You applied to go together, right?" "With Chi-ho and Dong-woo?" "What?" "Really?" "What's the matter?" "Fuck." "I'm leaving..." "On a jet plane..." "Damn it." "We decided to go on a cross country hike a week before the army." "Walking to the training base felt like a cool thing to do." "I told you it was a stupid idea." "is this cool to you?" "We'll pass out before we even arrive." "Do you feel cool?" "What the fuck are we doing?" "Next month was a bonus month." "This country has forsaken me." "Ditto man." "Despite everything, I will not feel bitter." "No, I won't." "Moron." "Okay." "Let's go." "How bad can it be?" "Yeah!" "Let's do it!" "We'll be ready for whatever is next." "For we are in our roaring twenties!" "This feels great." "This is nice." "I have a confession to make." "I'm dating So-hee!" "You alright?" "Did you sleep with her?" "Well..." "Don't answer that." "Answer it." "Say you didn't." "I feel like I shouldn't lie." "Among the two friends I have one screws his friend's ex, the other screws his friend's sister." "I'm the only normal one here." "Listen, man... we've had our differences but we overcame them." "That rock is lodged." "You're not that kind of guy." "You dislodged it." "Gyeong-jae?" "Let's think this through." "You're a sensible guy." "Gyeong-jae." "I love her." "I'm in love with So-hee!" "I'll kill you!" "I love So-hee!" "TWENTY"