"Previously on Farscape..." "I will find them again, and when I do, they will pay for this humiliation." "I've finally figured out wormholes." "You did it?" "All that wormhole nonsense we put up with." "Wormholes... are... his obsession." "Wormholes bridge spacetime, creating a unique ability to navigate." "The moment the Ancients implanted their knowledge, you exist to service a larger..." "No!" "No." "What do you desire with wormholes?" "For starters?" "Go home." "D'Argo?" "Pilot?" "And now on Farscape..." "Home." "That really is Kansas." "D?" "Pilot?" "Can you hear me?" "No." "Of course not." "Nothing." "I can't believe I'm gonna die here." "It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." "John." "Where are you?" "D'Argo?" "Son-of-a-bitch!" "How can you hear me?" "I don't know." "The wormhole keeps opening and closing." "Where are you?" "Don't worry about that right now." "Just... do exactly what I say." "Follow my instructions." "Lock onto my voice signal." "When the wormhole opens again, follow it." "Pilot..." "I'm leaving Sikozu and Scorpius on board." "You can't leave fekface here." "To make sure he doesn't do anything, I'd like you to begin to lock down all the systems." "Beginning powerdown... now." "The rest of us are going after Crichton." "Shee-aw." "Pilot?" "I don't see any wormhole out here." "Five hundred bottles of beer on the wall." "Five hundred bottles of beer." "Take one down, pass it around..." "Pilot." "I'm still not getting any reading." "The coordinates are exact." "Wait for it." "take one down, pass it around..." " Everybody okay?" " He did it." " ... beer on the wall." "Six bottles of beer..." " There he is." "John!" "We're here!" "We made it." "Hey!" "You're early." "I still got a six-pack." " Where are ya?" " We're coming in behind you." "Turn around..." " and prepare for immediate retrieval." " All right." "D." "I need a radio signal." "Coming in clean, John." "Nothing's locking onto us." "Just need to know what year it is." " Okay..." "Got something." " ... on the Senate floor." "Commenting from the White House," "President Regan told reporters the situation in Nicaragua had unraveled to such an extent that State Department considered..." " What's the matter?" " Regan was President in the 1980's." "Einstein said if I came back before I left, it would screw things up." " D, we need to get down there and check it out." " Okay." "Home." "I can't believe I'm home." "D." "Keep everybody off comms and the ship invisible." "I'm just gonna check things out." "Einstein said if there was a problem with the timeline, it would start close to me." "Old Betty." "Dad." "Dad?" "You ready?" "Mom!" "Hey!" "Congratulations honey." "We're very proud of you, aren't we?" " That's sure!" " You guys shouldn't have gone to the trouble" "That looks good." "Give me a kiss." "Thank you." " Did you do that?" " Johnny?" " Did you do the writing on that?" " What about the champagne?" "You gonna to open it first?" "I'll get to it, Mom." "That's me." "Son-of-a-gun." "Olivia, I can't wait to have a slice." "Are you sure we shouldn't just cut to the cake?" "...the twenty-fifth space shuttle mission and it has cleared the tower." "No." "God." "D." "I don't know how he did it, but my Dad's going up on the Challenger." "John, what are you talking about?" "1986." "The Challenger Space Shuttle exploded, killing everyone on board." "My dad wasn't on that flight." "Subtitles:" "PK SUB-66" "Not to be insensitive but... in the scheme of things, well, what does it matter if your father flies and dies?" "My father got me started in avionics." "No dad, no Farscape project." "You stay in Peacekeeper custody, she remains a Nazi, she ends up on Nebari Prime." "We get it." "Now how do we fix this?" "Einstein said the change ripples out from the first mutation." "We fix that and everything else falls back into place." "So, if you can get your father to refuse this Challenger flight..." "Everything should turn back to normal." "Look, we can't all stay here." "I don't know how long this is gonna take, but I know a place where we might hang out." "Now, we have one piece of luck." "Tomorrow's Halloween." "What's that?" "Well, that's somethin that means you're gonna fit in just fine, Grandma." "The dust on this planet is playing havoc with my sinuses." "Shee-aw!" "What's all this?" "The cops busted the owner for drugs." "They sealed the place up." "For a while there was some gang kids livin here." "Drad." "Are those jeans?" " Let me see those." " Here." "This is your home?" "No Rygel, this is not my home." "Don't worry." "We're only gonna be here for a couple of arns." "Just gotta find a way to keep my Dad from goin on the Challenger." "Yah, these'll fit." "You all might wanta stay outta sight." "We don't wanta... screw up the universe anymore than I already have." "Good luck." "Get back in here!" "Get back here now!" "Not in the street!" "Get back in here." "Jack!" "Johnny!" " Go check the tarot cards, Mom." " What?" " They'll predict he'll walk all over you, again!" " Stop!" "Just stop!" "And I asked you what I should do." "Then you did exactly what you wanted." "Would you please move back inside before the entire neighborhood calls 911." " Just shut-up, Mom, please." " Don't you talk to her like that!" "Don't touch me!" "Don't you pretend to care what I say to her." " You're not being fair, Johnny." " You, shut-up too!" "Pal, you're angry with me." "So take it out on me, not on them." "Yo!" "Hero." "Read the middle finger." "Johnny!" "Wait!" "What the hell is wrong with him?" "He's so damned angry." "Jack!" "You know what's wrong." "Well, I'm gonna make everybody's day." "I won't go Monday." "I'll go tomorrow, then you can throw another party." "Come on." "Come in." "Milk!" "Gawd... milk!" "oh, wow!" "What are you doing?" "Just..." "Just having some milk." "K.. k.. kim?" "Do..." "I know you?" "I'm Fred." "Fred?" "Fred Scarran." " From the Gainsville Scarrans." "We're family." " You do look a little like Johnny." "I just saw him drive off in Betty." "Where's he goin?" "The lake?" "No." "When he gets really steamed up, he heads down to the canal." " Yah." " That's near..." " No, I know where that is." "I like... that spot... you know, with... the overhang, the... the... the tall trees." "That... that's my favorite place!" "Johnny hates it there." "Yah." "I know." "He shouldn't." "Milk?" "It does a body good." "Turn on the lights or black out the whole city." "Made in france..." "Swailo!" "What the frell... is that?" "I have no idea." "What do you suppose this means?" "Must be some kind of a... a greeting." "Yah." "To a friend." "Hello, Wrinkles." "Wheel of fortoon." "Wheel." "Nice truck." " Betty." " Who are you?" "My name's John." "John Clarence." "You know, you should go to the overhang more often." "Kim likes it there." "What the hell are you doing?" "Just checkin your suspension, bra." "Need you to do me a favor." "You have to talk to your father." "I want him not to go up on the shuttle." "Look." "I don't know who you are, but shove off." "Hey!" "Okay." "We don't hit." "We may shoot people sometimes, but we don't hit." " Get off me you..." " And no." "I am not." "You got problems." "You're gonna outgrow most of 'em." "And I know why you're upset." " You got no idea!" " Yes I do." "You think he treats her badly." "How do you know that?" "The same way I know you helped DK cheat on his SATs." "You want to go to college, boy?" "Convince your Dad not to fly on the Challenger." "You're a spook, right?" "Come to test the family?" "Cause if you guys knew anything, you'd know I can't convince my Dad to do squat." " You're wrong." " You're wrong!" "He never listens." "Man, when you're right, you're right." "D'Argo." "You should study this." "LMNOP." "Q..." "Just a few of their words." "Just in case." "Chiana has already told me a few words." "Yes, no, bite me... that's all I need to know." "R, S..." "S..." "This girl is slow!" "Why are you wearing that?" "Come on..." "Aren't you bustin to get out?" "We're on earth!" "It's Crichton's hometown." " John has told us to stay." " ... again with the Cookie Monster." "Crichton has gotten home." "If you don't screw this up, maybe one day he can get me home too." "I don't want to wait for one day." "I want to go exploring now!" "Chiana!" "I am not permitting you to go." "Can you keep it down?" "I'm trying to listen." "You're not the captain down here." "It's Halloween." "I'll fit in!" " Chiana, no!" " D'Argo, no." "Don't go out there!" "What is this?" "I love you." "I love you too." "Pilot, there is no need for a complete shut-down." "Turn up the heat." "Scorpius, Sikozu, we've got trouble!" "Get up here!" "Peacekeeper mauraders are approaching at maximum speed." "Grayza and Braca are aboard." "We'll starburst." "No." "If Moya does, she will never find this wormhole's exact location again." " Crichton and the others..." " Will be lost." "We must go now!" "If you run," "Grayza will asume Crichton is aboard and she will hunt you down." "We let Grayza board." " She will see Crichton is not here and she..." " She will kill me!" "If Crichton is not here, she will not hurt you, Pilot." "Hey." "Nice outfit." " Goin to a party?" " Yah." "Want a lift?" "Sure." "You like that?" "Cool." "So, what's your name?" "Chiana." "Karen?" "Yah." "Yah, Karen." "Karen Shaw, right?" "The name's John Crichton." "Crichton?" "What's the matter?" "Drive." "Drive." "Drive..." "Looks like an enforcer." "He has a weapon." "D'Argo, you should put this on too." "Aeryn knows enough English to get us through." "Just remember the plan." "Plan doesn't work, we use force." "It'll be fine." "Hello." "Ma'am." "How can I help you?" " Uh... well, this house was, uh..." " Abandoned... by our uncle." "Would you like to come in?" "Yah, thanks." " Listen." "I'm afraid I've had a uh..." " A complaint?" "From the lady." "Yes, I think she was scared." "She saw Kermit." "We thought the batteries were dead, but it's just a... silly toy." "Grandma, say excuse me." "Okay." "Where are you from?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't move pal!" "It's all right." "He's just my brother." "It's Halloween, remember?" "He's uh... he's dressed-up." "In a mask." "That's a mask?" "Yes, of course it is." "You're uh... a little old to be dressing up for Halloween, aren't you pal?" "No." "Yes." "Uh... bite.... .... me." "Okay!" "Take off the mask pal." "Now!" "Take off the mask!" "Take off the mask!" " It's all right." " Stand back." " Toy sword." " Excuse me!" "There is no danger here." "See D'Argo remove his mask." "See the hoo-man you expect." "Then go and leave us alone." " Is there a problem, Officer?" " Oh, no, no." "No problem." "No problem." "I'll just, uh..." "I'll just go, man and uh... you guys..." " just, uh, you know, do your own thing." " Happy Halloween!" "Bye, bye." "You bitch!" "I think you broke a rib." "Shut up." "Well, we've done it now." "I'll have to go and find Crichton." "Oh, man." "I like those clothes." "I hope this is all right." "It's all we could find." "Well, you kind of look like Cher." "Is that a good, or a bad thing?" "It works." "How are things going here?" "Ahh... situation normal." "It's getting worse." "Now my Dad's leaving tomorrow." "Mom, I'm going." "Oh... uh... hey." "You sure you don't want me to drive you over?" "I'll call you when I get to Deb's house." " Okay." " Bye, Mom." " Bye, honey." "Who?" "What?" "That's my mother." "She died... four years before I left." "Now I'm gonna talk to her." "Excuse me, Ma'am." "Do I know you?" "No." "No... um..." "You read the cards?" "I know it's silly." " Everybody thinks it is, especially my son." " It's not." "He's wrong." "He's just... young." "It's not silly." "It's a little strange." "But then that's why I'm here." "Um..." "I did a reading... in Gainesville and I... uh... saw your husband." "Jack?" "Yah." "Don't let him go tomorrow." "Make him stay til Monday." "I did a reading." "I..." "God... is there something...?" "I don't know." "Just... don't let him go this weekend." "Don't..." " don't back down like you always do." " How do you know that?" "It's in your face." "You're a peacemaker, not a fighter." "Look, just, uh, don't let him go." " I'm sorry I bothered you." " Wait!" "Are you sure..." "I don't know you?" "No." "You don't know me." "It even brought tears to my eyes." "Just tell your father about the crash and he won't go on the scuttle." "Shuttle." "No, he probably won't believe me." "Just make things worse." "What do you want to do?" "Seventeen years ago, I got trapped in a fire." "I was in a coma for two days." "My Dad saved me." "Afterwards, when NASA called, he refused to leave." "And you want to recreate that." "I want to get as close as I can." "I'll get... my old girlfriend to bring my... self here." "We'll make sure my Dad saves me, light a fire." "I can help." "I can simulate a coma so..." "No... no... no... no, Grandma." "You do not touch my body." "Where's Chiana?" "Yah, we used to get along." "We did stuff." "Now he just thinks we're part of his crew or somethin." "Fathers..." "You got trouble with yours?" "Yah." "The joke is..." "I want to go up there too, one day." "You will." "Naw, it's too tough." "It's a total bitch." "They only take the best." "I don't know... maybe... one day." "Hello, Cookie Monster." "What are you doing?" "He was snooping." "I'm running tests... to make sure I don't hurt Crichton if I put him into a coma." "Look." "I can do anything to him." " He doesn't feel a thing." " Crichton told us not to make things worse." "Get him out of there." "Get him in!" "Helmet." "Nearly lost him." "Ohf!" "Machine." "Go!" " I think you might turn that." " Alright." "Mind your own business." "Okay." "Prepare for engagement." "Excuse me!" "Activate the control collar." "Moya doesn't want a control collar." "Please." "We didn't try to run." "We didn't st... starburst." "I told you, I..." "I have no idea where Crichton is." "Braca, if Crichton is aboard this Leviathan, bring him to me." "Yes Ma'am." "Commence a full tier search." "I'll start in the neural cluster." "Well, I've arranged it with Kim." "I'm gonna meet my young self at the canal tomorrow." "What're you doin?" "Cutting." "Just cutting." "Make them scaaary you said." "Scary." "Uhh!" "Well, somebody got a sugar high." "You been stealin candy, Mr. Burroughs?" "Ohh, Crichton!" "How illegal is this dren?" "You've got to get me more!" "I don't care what it costs!" "Buckwheat, breathe." "Breathe..." "Get some sleep." "We've got a big day tomorrow." "Okay." "Okay." "Good idea." "The neural turbines." "They will hide our heat signatures." "You go." "Scorpius, we must hide until the Peacekeepers have gone." "I'll be fine." "Go!" " Check tier nine." " Yes, Sir." "I'll go below." "You !" "You're dead." "How many aboard the Leviathan, Braca?" "Thirty Peacekeepers... and Grayza." "Will they follow you down here?" "No." "Lieuten... hah..." "I mean Captain..." "Well done." "It's good to see you, Sir." "Good Morning, Florida!" "I hope you're having a very scary Halloween." "Chief!" "We've been looking for you all night." "I saw you with them." "I don't know what you saw, Dot, but I think I need a warrant." "The charges are almost ready." "They'll create more smoke than fire." "Your father'll have a quarter of an arn to get you out." "I'll set a perimeter." "Make sure we're not interrupted." "And I've made enough syrup... to keep the kid unconscious for three arns." "Oh, oh don't worry, I've tested it on the enforcer, so the boy won't wake in the middle of the rescue." "We'll see." "I'll go get my... self, and I'll be right back." "Mmm." "You smell nice." "Thank you." "Well, what do the cards say?" "You're definitely staying." "They look happy." "I didn't see my parents like that very often." "I never saw that in my sires." " ... definitely going." " Oh, no, no, no." "You just want 'em to stay like that." "You know, they think they've got all the time in the world, but pretty soon it's doctors, tests..." "Well, this one isn't too bad." " kim..." " Hey!" "Hi." "I did what you told me." "Johnny doesn't want to be here but..." "I told him we had to talk." "He thinks I'm breaking up with him." "Yeah." "Well, you will." "What did you say?" "Nothing." "He's just... you know, a girl like you...." "Are you flirting with me?" "Huh?" "No." "Why would I do that?" " No, I'm just..." " Hey!" "What the hell did you do that?" "We're in a hurry." "So... this is what... what you're in to." "She's a nice girl!" "Well, if she's really that nice, how about you take care of her and, uh, I'll take care of him." "No questions asked." " Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" "Trick or treat!" " Come in." "Over here." "Trick or treat, money or eats." "Cool toy!" "I did it!" "I got it!" "I got it!" "What the hell?" "Rygel!" "Stop doing that!" "But I love this and you... you..." "you won't buy me any more." "I want a Kit-Kat and MM's and Pez and Reeses Pieces." " All for me!" " D?" "You all set?" "Yah." "I'm just priming the last charge." "Noranti?" "How much longer til... til the serum's ready?" "Half an arn." "Can you keep him occupied?" "I'll think of somethin." "I'm sure you can." "Hmm." "Okay." "Garage!" " Yah." " Yah!" "Is this, uh... your... f... first?" "Is this how you... you imagined... it?" "Not in Betty." "I always thought it'd be in my Dad's four-wheel drive." " Does Grayza know you're my spy?" " No." "But she'll figure it out when she discovers you're alive." "She must never find that out." "We've got to stop her." "She's organizing a peace initiative with the Scarrans." "They're using her." "They'll agree to everything, then betray us, when their forces are battle ready." "What shall I do?" "Stall her, Braca." "I'm not given to exaggeration, but... the future of Peacekeeper survival depends on you." "I got the warrant." "Let's go search that house." "Everything is set." "You can do this?" "No problem." "Just make sure everyone stays out of sight... until he drinks it." "Hey." "Hey." "Here." "It's okay?" "We've got trouble." "Two enforcers." " Stay down!" " Hang on!" "You're that guy that..." "Chiana!" "Keep him down!" "Crichton?" " Crichton!" " What's the matter?" "Old Woman!" "I thought she tested this stuff." "Is this supposed to be happening?" "No pulse." "Ive got no pulse!" "Police." "Open up!" "Crichton." " Crichton, I don't know what..." " What!" "?" "Your arm!" "Police." "Open the door." "We have a warrant to search these permises." "Open up the door!" "Open the door!" "It's the police!" " Where's Crichton?" " I'm here." "I've disappeared." "Calm down." "Everything's under control." "Under control?" "Oh!" "I'm gone!" "What happens next?" "I lose my voice?" " I wish." "Keep your voice down." " Police!" "Open up!" "Keep it down." "The sheriff's body weight must be greater so..." "I gave the boy too much." " Bring me back!" " Just bring him back." "His body... has stopped functioning and you are ceasing... wherever you are... to exist." "We're going to have to let them in." "Are you ready?" "Yah." " Two of them." "You take the big one." " Yah." " Hello." " Ma'am." " Hi." "Grandma..." "Fix me." "You're just a nookie!" "Haven't you ever died before?" "Move!" "What are you doing?" "Hey!" "Is that is?" "See." "Nothing to worry about." "Then, why am I like this?" "Well..." "I couldn't bring him back too quickly so I don't really know, but I... think your semi-corporeality won't last long." "So why don't you use your condition to our advantage?" "Fine." "I'll go get my Dad." "I'm Casper the frickin joke." "Who are you people?" "Aliens." " I'm gonna to set the charges for the smoke." " Right." "Let's get 'em into the garage." "Mom." "It's me." "Johnny?" "I love you." "I've wanted to tell you that for a very long time." "What's the matter?" "I'm in trouble." "I'm in the Carson house." "Get Dad and tell him to save me." "Jack!" " Jack!" " Mom, listen!" "When you first feel the pain, don't  don't wait." "The initial scans were accurate." "The Leviathan is empty." "I assumed as much." "I accessed the memory banks." "The pilot has no idea where Crichton's gone." "Braca... prepare the marauders." "Set course for our meeting with the Scarrans." "Yes Ma'am." "You two, come with me." "There's no way that Moya can detect your presence." "But Crichton's DNA, which I provided for you, will enable you to detect his presence." "So when he returns, as we know he will, capture him alive." "Remember nothing..." "Hurry." "Except for Karen Shaw... in the four-wheel drive." "Remember nothing..." "Okay, we've gotta go!" "Hey Wrinkles!" "No, no, no, no." " It's time to go." " No!" " No, no, no." "The sheriff... must... forget." " No." "They're coming." "He must!" " Is everyone else back on the ship?" " Yes." "Jack's on his way." "John?" "John!" "John?" "Johnny?" "Damn, he moves fast for an old guy!" "You're back." "Yah." "In more ways than one." " Hello?" " Damn." "She's going to screw things up." "My dad has to do it by himself." "Aeryn." "John?" "Where are you?" "John, are you here?" "John?" "You know, if he stays in there too much longer, it's gonna catch on fire." "Why do our plans never work?" "Murphy's Law." "Son..." "D!" "I'm gonna get myself." "You take Dad." "You all right?" "I'm still here." "Try not to frown so much." "Good luck." " We've gotta go." "I'll start LoLah." " Yah." "All right." "John!" "Come on, pal." "Breathe!" "Breathe." "You'll be okay." " Jack?" "Oh my..." " Talk to me." "Come on." "What's goin on?" "He's alright." "He's okay." "I think it's time to go." "Johnny?" "Johnny, you okay?" "I got no idea why nobody else remembers." "I swear to God I'm tellin the truth." "There was... um... this guy and he was invisible." "And, um... this other thing that had this long tongue." "Uh, he knocked me out with it." "And they left this." "... as a sign." "This has gotta  be like a message or somethin." "'Cause nobody human could'a made it." "There's no way a human could'a made this." "How is everything else on your planet?" "We did okay." "Is there any way we can save those people going aboard that doomed shuttle?" "No." "Time must play out." "Crichton?" "Can you hear me?" "Yes, Pilot." "Where are you?" "Where you said to be." "Well, we're scanning now, and you're not here." " Yes, we are." " No." "You're not." "Pilot, listen up, this is important." "What year is it where you are?" "Transmission from your earth indicates it's..." "two thousand and three." "Follow my signal." "Commander..." "come home." "Okay." "I'm locking on now." "Here it comes." "By Lannit... another earth." "No." "Same earth, Sparky." "Just a different year." "Welcome home, son." "We've been waitin for ya a long time." "What's wrong, John?" "Was it a bass... or a trout?" "Subtitles:" "PK SUB-66"