"Copyright from ecOtOne™" "♫Yeah ♪" "♫I want it that way ♪" "♫Tell me why ♪" "♫Ain't nothin' but a heartache ♪" "♫Tell me why ♪" "♫Ain't nothin' but a mistake ♪" "♫Tell me why ♪" "♫I never want to hear yöu say ♪" "(SINGING OUT OF TUNE) ♫want it that way ♪" "Don't look at me when yöu sing that part." "Feel it!" "Ugh." "♫That way ♪" "(LAUGHING) Man, that was pretty fun." "What happened, man?" "It's not a solo group." "I needed yöu up there with me." "That's why none of those kids had solo careers." "I meant us." "What are yöu talking about?" "Remember when we first moved here... and we said if we didn't make it by the time we were 30... we would move back to Ohio?" "Remember that?" "Yeah." "We're 30 as shit right now." "And tomorrow yöu're gonna sell yöur game, J." "That's a guarantee, dude." "And also, they're running my commercial again." "Why would yöu want them to run that?" "What do yöu mean?" "It's great exposure." "Is it?" "I have." "I have." "I have." "Genital herpes." "Dude, I got $11,000 from that commercial." "I've been living off that for 2 years." "Oh, just go talk to her, yöu pussy." "Yöu want me to open for yöu?" "I do not." "I'll be happy to open for yöu." "The last girl yöu had sex with was 55 years old." "Don't bring Jane into this, dude." "What was I supposed to say?" ""Hi, I'm a 30-year-old assistant at a video game company." ""Wanna meet my roommate?"" "L.A. doesn't work like that, dude." "(CROWD LAUGHING)" "(ENGINE STALLS)" "(GRUNTS) Fucking piece of shit!" "Come on, do not do this to me right now, bro." "(ENGINE SPUTTERS) (GRUNTS ANGRILY)" "Piece of shit!" "(HORN HONKING)" "What the...!" "I hear yöu, dude!" "One second!" "I don't need the lights in my face." "I hear yöu!" "Should I reverse into him?" "Absolutely not." "Just go!" "What?" "(CRASHES)" "(CROWD MURMURING)" "Oh, no, yöu gotta be kidding me." "Oh, dude, it's bad." "That's real damage." "Hey, dude!" "Don't touch car." "Yöu hit my car." "Are yöu kidding me?" "Ryan, chill." "I'll get proof." "(CAMERA CLICKS)" "(SHATTERS) (CROWD EXCLAIMS)" "What the fuck?" "Yöu need to watch who yöu take picture of." "Don't touch my friend, man!" "What?" "I said get away from my friend." "(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)" "JUSTIN:" "Ryan." "(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)" "I need yöur insurance information." "Hey!" "Whoa, whoa!" "Hey, get their plates, man!" "They don't have plates!" "Damn it." "RYAN:" "Hey, nobody move." "Yöu guys are all witnesses." "(JUSTIN CLEARS THROAT)" "JUSTIN:" "What's up, guys?" "How's everybody doing?" "Everybody's good?" "Cool." "Cool." "Um... (MUSIC PLAYING)" "This... is a character-driven action game." "But don't think of it as a game." "Think of it as a real life experience." "Yöu are a cop, put in real life..." "TODD:" "Okay, stop." "Stop." "Shut that shit off." "Okay." "(MUSIC STOPS)" "Spare me the corny gimmicks." "What's the game about?" "Um, it's called "Patrolman."" "Patrol-Man." "Huh." "I like that." "What kind of superpowers does he have?" "Check out this girl's pussy." "Oh, no, it's a cop, so he doesn't have any superpowers or anything." "CREATIVE EXECUTIVE:" "What does he have?" "Is he a vampire, or anything original?" "TODD:" "Yöu know what's original?" "Firefighters." "Yes." "Firefighters?" "Okay." "Who wants to be a cop?" "I wanna shoot at cops." "I don't wanna be one." "Good point." "If I can just show yöu guys the game." "Cops are actually really cool." "No, they're not." "Shut up." "Yöu know what's really cool?" "Zombies." "I want yöu to start working on "Firefighters versus Zombies."" "That's genius." "Boom!" "What if it was a war between firefighters and zombies?" "Post-apocalyptic." "Set it in New York City and destroy Manhattan." "Hey." "Yöu writing this down?" "(ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)" "RYAN: "All right, we can win this!"" "Razor-15!" "1-4-5!" "Hut!" "BOY: 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi..." "I'm open!" "5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi, 7 Mississippi..." "Come on, I'm wide open!" "♫Rock yöu like a hurricane ♪" "(GRUNTS)" "♫Are yöu ready, baby?" "♪" "♫Here I am ♪" "♫Rock yöu like a hurricane ♪" "Eat shit, Joey." "♫Rock yöu like a hurricane ♪" "♫Here I am ♪" "Whoa, ho..ho!" "Yes!" "This is good." "Everybody, huddle up!" "Tommy, yöu gotta block a little bit." "Use yöur heart." "Yöu block like a bitch." "Yöu're a ball hog!" "Man up!" "Joey, did yöu see that shit?" "Dude, that shit was tight." "Right?" "Shut up, Joey." "Hey, don't tell him to shut up." "Come on." "We're out of here." "Where are yöu guys going?" "Home!" "What the fuck, Ron?" "It is a tie game!" "Yöu will not go pro with that attitude, Ron!" "Yöu didn't go pro!" "I got injured, man!" "What's yöur excuse?" "What do yöu do all day, anyway?" "What do yöu do all day?" "Hang outwith Ron?" "Shut up!" "Why don't yöu shut up, Ron?" "Who is that guy?" "Some loser." "He shows up every day and he thinks he's our coach." "Ron's getting in my fucking head, dude." "Hello?" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "RYAN:" "Ow!" "Why would yöu do that?" "Why'd yöu hit me in the face?" "Yöu don't jump out on brothers." "We don't like that, yöu know that!" "I was just trying to show yöu the costume for tonight." "God!" "So how did we do today?" "They... bought it." "Green light." "Yeah!" "Oh, I'm so happy for yöu!" "I knew it!" "Yeah!" "And that's why we're going to the party tonight in style." "Do yöu really wanna do that?" "It's gonna be like a college reunion." "Yes!" "I don't know, man." "I mean, they're throwing a costume party in the middle of June." "That's what the e-vite said." "I don't know." "It doesn't make sense." "I'll tell yöu what makes sense." "Us kicking ass and taking names." "We're ghosts." "Yöu look ridiculous." "Then how about those?" "My cop stuff?" "No." "Why not?" "No." "Then how about this, yöu fucking downer..." "Cops or ghosts?" "Yöur choice." "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "JUSTIN:" "We look ridiculous." "What are yöu talking about?" "We look badass." "I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit." "These vests are really heavy." "Because they're real bulletproof vests." "They are?" "Yeah." "So all this is real?" "Everything." "What about the guns?" "Are the guns real?" "Yeah, but they don't fire." "What is the point of that?" "WOMAN:" "The police are here." "Yöu idiot." "Why am I an idiot?" "Because this is not a costume party, it's a masquerade party." "That's the same thing." "Not the same thing." "Not the same thing." "Okay, relax." "Not the same thing." "Where are yöu going?" "Hey, man!" "Congrats!" "Oh, it's Justin!" "Hey!" "Ryan said yöu were a big time video game designer now." "Oh." "I wouldn't say big time... (STAMMERING) but I definitely work on games." "Come on!" "He said yöu just got done selling some huge game!" "What's it called?" "I'm gonna tweet that shit out." "Um... (STAMMERING)" "Patrolman versus Zombies..." "Patrol-Man versus Zombies, okay." "Versus Firefighters." "Patrol-Man versus Zombies versus Firefighters." "Good seeing yöu." "SPORTSCASTER: (ON TV) What a game this has been." ""It's been back and forth the entire game."" ""Heck of a performance from this guy..."" ""Senior Quarterback, Ryan O'Malley..."" ""Hey, who's that handsome guy?"" ""O'Malley takes the snap, avoids the blitz."" ""Nobody's open." "O'Malley is gonna take it himself."" ""He cuts across the field, leaving Chandler in the dust."" ""He's at the twenty." "Two men to beat." "Ten."" ""Five." "Touchdown!"" ""He made it!" "What a run!"" ""O'Malley did it." "He made it!"" ""What a run!"" ""Ryan O'Malley has just delivered one of the greatest..."" "But I knew I could beat the outside." ""This has been a stellar performance by O'Malley..."" ""the yöung player who we're hoping"" ""to see a lot of in the future..."" "O'Malley!" "Oh, yeah!" "Oh!" "Everybody's here!" "Great to see yöu guys!" "I was just watching the play." "What happened?" "We all thought yöu would have gone pro." "Yeah, definitely." "Yöu know, with the injury..." "Didn't I see yöu in a herpes commercial, though?" "Yeah, yöu did!" "I killed that, right?" "So yöu're an actor now?" "No, they found me in a mall, dude." "No, I've been mentoring some kids... teach some football, the ins and outs of the game." "How to play it right." "Yöu know, just to give back to the community." "But what's yöur job?" "Yeah, there's odds and ends." "I told yöu I did that commercial." "No, I mean, what's yöur career?" "I mean, what do yöu..." "Hey, he's O'Malley, right?" "That's his job." "Yeah, man." "Right?" "Yöu're out of here?" "Oh, yöu guys are going with him?" "Oh, yöu're all going." "What happened to that guy?" "Ryan." "Wait up." "I didn't sell my game today." "I know, Justin." "L.A.'s not for me, dude." "I'm moving back to Ohio." "Are yöu all right?" "Me too, man." "Me too." "♫This magic moment ♪" "♫So different and so new ♪" "♫Was like any other ♪" "♫Until I met yöu ♪" "♫And then it happened ♪" "Officer!" "Officer!" "Scavenger hunt!" "We all have to kiss a cop!" "(WOMEN CLAMORING)" "♫Everything I want I have ♪" "♫Whenever I hold yöu tight ♪" "♫This magic moment ♪" "That was different." "Yeah." "Freeze!" "Yöu guys over there, freeze!" "Everybody freeze." "(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)" "(CLEARS THROAT)" "What the fuck?" "Carry on." "Everybody be safe." "Carry on." "I got my eyes on yöu, Jack." "Carry on." "(CHUCKLES) Goodness." "Justin, yöu've got to try it." "Police!" "Freeze!" "BOTH:" "Oh!" "My bad, dude." "Stupid pigs." "Stay in school." "Yep, they think we're real." "So, let's be cops." "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "Well..well..well." "What do we have here?" "(COUGHS)" "What yöu got in yöur hand there?" "Oh, a joint." "Officers, this is..." "That's some really good weed, man." "Is this for real?" "(LAUGHING)" "Go." "Do not exhale, man." "Just keep it in." "Be cool." "Be cool, Justin, we're good." "Even the cops think we're cops, Justin." "Yeah!" "Hey, look who it is." "Look, dude." "I knew we'd see these dicks again." "Hey, pull over." "Are yöu serious?" "I'm serious." "They're at Georgie's." "Pull over." "GEORGIE:" "This is not right." "I make my payments." "I don't talk." "We have been here 32 years." "This is my whole life." "This is my family." "Georgie, be smart." "When Mossi admires yöur business, yöu make him partner." "But I never asked for a partner." "He no yöur ask permission." "Yöu realize we're not real cops, right?" "Just watch my 6." "Yöur 6?" "My backup." "Don't use the lingo." "Oh, fuck yöu." "I'm using the lingo." "The lingo's half the fun." "Whoo!" "We're here." "We got reports of a 418." "What?" "Why don't yöu tell them what a 418 is?" "I don't know." "Tell them." "And I gotta say, yöu look suspicious, buddy." "Hands where I can see them." "All of yöu." "Hands where I can see them!" "(DISTANT CLATTERING)" "What's going on over there?" "Come on." "Get my 6." "Don't say that." "What the...?" "RYAN:" "Hey, yöu two, get up here." "Now." "Do I know yöu?" "Yöu do now." "Everybody outside." "Now." "Now!" "Outside!" "All right, turn around." "Hands against the car." "Now." "Hands against the car." "Dude." "Take my photo." "For what?" "For Facebook." "(CAMERA CLICKING)" "Thank yöu." "All right, turn around, guys." "Chop chop, guys." "Turn around." "This vehicle was involved in a hit-and-run the other night." "And the car yöu hit was very expensive." "The car was worth anywhere between $15,000 and $27,000." "(LAUGHS) 27... $27,000." "Partner..." "My bad." "Give them a sobriety test." "I'm gonna 402 the vehicle." "What's a 402?" "Search and seizure." "Hey, guys." "How's yöur night going?" "402." "Hands on yöur head, please." "Do a couple of spins for me." "That's good." "Okay.." "Yöu can't drive around... with bourbon in yöur..." "What else?" "Pelvic thrusts." "Hands still up there, pelvic thrusts." "Yeah, like that." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Ho..ho!" "Yeah!" "Now... bust it wide open." "Yöu gotta see what's going on back there." "What's going on back there?" "Pop that." "Earn that money." "Dance like yöu just found out yöu're pregnant." "That's laundry for a week." "Thank yöu, gentlemen." "Yeah!" "When did yöu guys stop dancing?" "And that goes there." "RYAN:" "Well, I hope we all learned a lesson here." "Now who are yöu?" "Who are we?" "Why don't yöu tell these men who we are?" "We're the law, bitch." "(LAUGHS) Yeah!" "That was cool, man." "It felt so good." "Yeah!" "Yöu heard him." "We're the law, bitch." "We're the new sheriffs in town." "Okay?" "Now get in yöur car and get out." "Now." "MAN:" "Yeah!" "All right!" "This is what we needed, buddy." "How far are we planning on taking this, dude?" "Why do yöu ruin everything by thinking about it?" "Just enjoy the night." "Hey, um..." "I'm sorry." "I had no idea that yöu were a cop." "JUSTIN:" "Oh." "No, I'm not really a cop." "What do yöu mean?" "RYAN:" "We're more than cops." "Yeah, we help all the intense units." "SWAT, FBI." "The other day, we were on a 5150... and this guy comes off with a sawed-off shotgun, right?" "Bang, bang, bang!" "Dude, what are yöu..." "I look behind me and J-Rock... puts one in the chest and two in the balls." "One in each ball." "Wow, really?" "No, I don't shoot testicles." "Do not let that humble face fool yöu." "And we all at the force talk about it." "We think he needs a serious... back massage." "JOSIE:" "Okay." "Uh, I'm Josie." "Oh, nice to meet yöu." "Nice to meet yöu, too..." "Chang." "Oh..." "Chang." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Chang, yeah." "That's my name." "It's a family name." "(IMITATING CHINESE ACCENT) Chang yöu very much." "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "That was racist." "I'm sorry." "Yöu're funny." "I'm sure I will see yöu around, Officer Chang." "(CLATTERING) Oh, my lord!" "RYAN:" "Ooh!" "She likes yöu, Justin." "Yöu do not mess with the law!" "Yöu don't mess with the law!" "Yeah, yeah!" "Yeah!" "(PATRONS SCREAMING)" "(BOTH LAUGHING)" "We have problem." "Cops stopped us from getting Georgie to sign." "What kind of cops?" "Hie-cops?" "(ALL CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)" "Yeah." "Did they buy yöu a donut?" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "(GRUNTS)" "Now find me those cops." "MAN: (ON COMPUTER)" Police hand signals are crucial"" ""in life-threatening situations."" ""The most important hand signal is Code 4."" ""Code 4 means, All clear."" ""We're all good here."" "Code 4." "All clear." "(GRUNTING)" ""What is Code 387?" "Grand Theft."" ""What is Code 287?" "Kidnapping."" "Watch yöur surroundings." "Control the situation." "(CHIMES)" "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "POLICE: (ON COMPUTER) "Remember the 3 essential steps of self-defense."" "Absolutely." "It's all the technique I told yöu about." "Okay?" "Let's may, Joey." "(KNIFE CLICKS)" "Try to kill me." "Yöu're the bad guy." "Yöu're the crackhead, I'm the cop." "Go." "Come at me." "Come at me." "(GRUNTING)" "Yöu stabbed me, yöu son-of-a-bitch!" "Sorry." "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "Whoo!" "All right!" "What yöu got going, my dude?" "RYAN: (ON RADIO) "Whatever we want!" "We're cops!"" "(SIREN WAILS)" "Oh, shit." "Oh, shit, dude." "I'm getting pulled over." "RYAN:" "Play it cool, Chang." "Play it cool?" "I can't play it cool." "I'm black!" "(SIREN WAILS)" "POLICE OFFICER: (ON PA) Turn off the engine and step out of the car." "Okay." "I'm getting out." "POLICE OFFICER: (ON PA) Hands on top of yöur head." "Okay.." "POLICE OFFICER:" "Are yöu wearing an LAPD uniform?" "Officer, I can explain..." "Turn around!" "Spread yöur legs." "(JUSTIN SCREAMS)" "Don't fight it!" "JUSTIN:" "Officer, what are yöu doing?" "Whoo!" "Officer!" "I'm gonna ride yöu!" "Oh, my gosh!" "What is wrong with yöu?" "Yöu should have seen yöur face, man!" "Wow." "Where did yöu get this?" "RYAN: eBay, dude." "JUSTIN: eBay?" "Yeah, there's tons of them." "Isn't this so illegal?" "No." "Well, I mean, yeah." "Putting the lights on kind of is." "I had to do that myself." "What about the LAPD shit." "RYAN:" "Got it online." "Then I went to Kinko's." "Kinko's?" "Plastered it on myself." "This is crazy, dude." "Some next level shit is what it is, Justin." "Some next level shit." "♫Load it up and crack a trick ♪" "♫I'm above the law, bitch ♪" "Isn't that the guy who took a shit on our doorstep?" "He's a cop." "♫Everybody get down ♪" "WOMAN:" "Officers, is there a problem?" "Do yöu want to go to jail tonight?" "Um... (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)" "(CROWD MURMURS)" "There yöu guys are!" "JUSTIN:" "What are yöu talking about?" "Somewhere fun." "(CROWD CHEERING)" "All right!" "(WHOOPING)" "WOMAN:" "Oh, yeah!" "Damn!" "Oh, no, no, no." "We're real cops." "These are our guns and..." "We paid $500 for yöur asses." "Now get up there and shake those dicks!" "WOMAN 2:" "That's right!" "I'm getting fucked tonight." "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "Take it off." "WOMAN:" "Come to mama." "Oh, yeah!" "Get yöur dollar bills ready, girls." "WOMAN: 23 Make it flash!" "No touching!" "Stop, guys!" "Can I just dance?" "Ew." "What?" "Oh, gosh." "Yöu get what yöu pay for." "Ugh." "(GRUNTING)" "(RYAN AND JUSTIN LAUGHING)" "RYAN:" "All right, let's do it again." "Roll up the windows." "BOTH:" "Here we go!" "Here we go!" "(SCREAMING)" "Yöu look really different without yöur uniform." "Is that a compliment or an insult?" "All right, yöung lady." "I'm the cop here, so I'll be asking the remainder of the questions, ma'am." "Oh, okay." "First off..." "How on earth do yöu not have a boyfriend?" "Honestly, Justin, I have the worst taste in men." "Thank yöu." "No, I mean..." "I'm a psycho magnet." "I don't know." "Give me an example." "Okay.." "Right now, there's this guy who keeps coming in to my work and bothering me." "And normally, I would just tell him to get lost... but he's like real deal scary." "Next time this guy shows up at yöur work yöu tell him I want his number." "Seriously, he seems like my type." "(SNORTING)" "Whoa, is that real?" "Yeah, it happens sometimes." "I like it." "I like yöu." "Listen, I gotta tell yöu something." "What?" "And it's gonna sound crazy." "(SIREN BLARING)" "RYAN: (ON PA) "Officer Chang, this is the LAPD..."" ""I'm gonna need yöu to stop creeping out that girl and get back to work."" "(SIREN BLARES) All right!" "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "JUSTIN:" "I have to tell her." "She's too good of a girl, man." "And now she's sitting over here thinking I'm Denzel in Training Day." "More like Ethan Hawke." "What's that?" "What are those?" "Oh, this?" "Yöu sew those on?" "I got promoted to sergeant." "Yöu promoted yöurself?" "I feel like I deserved it." "I don't want yöu getting too weird with this." "I'm not getting too weird, Chang!" "Stop calling me Chang." "Look at yöur nametag." "I would love to meet the 6-foot-1" "Chinese guy that can fit this outfit." "DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) "All units, all units, we have a 2735 in progress..."" "Stop, I wanna hear this." ""A 2735 in progress..."" "Domestic disturbance." "Sweet." "Let's hit that shit." "(SIREN BLARING)" "(SIREN STOPS) No." "What are yöu doing?" "Yes." "No!" "Yes, let's get in the shit." "(SIREN BLARING)" "No!" "(SIREN STOPS)" "(SIREN BLARING) Don't!" "We're getting in the shit!" "We're not getting in the shit!" "We're getting in the shit!" "No!" "I'm a sergeant!" "(SIREN BLARING)" "(SIREN STOPS)" "Oh, I'm gonna kill yöu, Justin." "I'm gonna kill yöu." "DISPATCHER: "Reported suspects are 3 females,"" ""Early 20's, possibly intoxicated."" "Oh, that's how it's sweet." "Light them cherries up!" "Whoo!" "(SIREN BLARING)" "What if the real cops come?" "Are yöu kidding?" "It'll take at least an hour." "It's a domestic disturbance call." "How do yöu know that?" "Would yöu shut up and let me do my job here?" "Wait, wait, wait." "What?" "(WHISPERING) What's the plan?" "The plan is we control the situation." "That's what the YöuTube video said." "YöuTube?" "Police!" "Open up!" "I'm gonna wait in the car, bro." "Chang!" "Get yöur ass back here right now." "Yöu're my partner..." "Thank God yöu're here!" "Oh, yeah, thank God we are here." "Absolutely." "What seems to be the problem, ma'am?" "It's my sorority sisters." "Please hurry and come in." "Sorority sisters." "Oh, I thought yöu said yöu were gonna wait in the car, Chang." "I'm not." "I thought yöu said yöu were gonna wait in the car." "Stand down." "Yöu stand down!" "I'm the sergeant, Chang." "I'm going first." "(WOMEN YELLING)" "What the hell?" "Yöu need to get out." "(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)" "Well, I'm out." "Chang." "Chang!" "We gotta control the situation." "Are yöu kidding me?" "Hey, hey!" "Yöu need to stop!" "I'm controlling the situation!" "Yöu need to give me the phone!" "Yöu're gonna get yöur ass whooped!" "Help!" "(SLAPS)" "I will control the situation..." "Ow!" "Chang, help!" "JUSTIN:" "All right!" "Don't touch me!" "Calm down, sir!" "Excuse me?" "That's a ma'am!" "Oh." "Oh." "Yöu guys seem like two classy ladies." "Let's handle this like adults." "Yes." "What is yöur name?" "Precious." "She ain't that precious." "What is yöur real name?" "Precious." "Yeah, but when yöu were born, what did yöur..." "Not yöur gang name or yöur stripper name." "Precious." "Ma'am, for the last time, what is yöur name?" "It's Precious." "Precious, okay, that's cool." "That's a very pretty name." "So Precious, great name, why don't yöu tell us what's going on here?" "I'll tell yöu what's going on!" "She's trying to get with my man behind my back!" "I ain't trying shit!" "Her man be texting me!" "Hell no!" "Yöu're a lying-ass bitch!" "Yöu call me a bitch again, bitch, and see what happens!" "Just don't call her a bitch again, okay?" "Here's what we're gonna do." "Give me yöur phone." "What yöu doing?" "Stop!" "JUSTIN:" "I'm gonna go home." "Stop it, we're cops." "Act like it." "I will be reading the part of D'Andre, the man in question." "JaQuandae!" "JaQuandae." "Yöu read JaQuanda." "I'm not gonna do that." ""What are yöu doing?"" "Why do yöu get to read the boy?" "Justin!" ""What are yöu doing?"" "(IMITATING FEMALE VOICE) "Eating soup." ""Trying to lose some weight and stuff."" "And I did." ""Girl, yöu ain't gotta lose shit." JAQUANDAE:" "Thank yöu." ""'Cause yöu fine as wine."" ""Look, D'Andre, Don't be texting me again, okay?"" "Yöu see?" ""Unless yöu wanna get them nuts up in my guts."" "Oh, that's sex!" "That's sex!" "(WOMEN CLAMORING)" "Yöu can win this, J!" "What are yöu crazy?" "(SLAPS) Oh!" "I'm sorry!" "Oh no, yöu didn't!" "(GROANS)" "Oh, ho..ho!" "I felt it!" "(GRUNTS)" "I felt the squish!" "Yöu hit my girl!" "Why would yöu do that?" "RYAN:" "J, control the situation!" "(GRUNTS)" "No!" "That's what yöu get!" "Don't even say it." "That's what yöu get." "JOSIE:" "Does this hurt?" "Ouch." "Yeah." "Ooh." "Still hurts." "How many bad guys were there?" "Um..." "Two, but the little girl, she could really fight." "She?" "What?" "Yöu said she." "No, I didn't." "Why would I say she?" "I fight guys." "Whoa!" "Whoa." "Okay, now that scares the shit out of me, for real." "Thank yöu." "Wow." "It's cool that yöu're a make-up artist." "That's awesome." "Yeah, trying to be." "What do yöu mean?" "I don't know." "I'm not a make-up artist." "I'm a waitress." "When do I face reality and just..." "Yöu can't give up on a dream." "Look at all this work yöu've done." "That's the last thing yöu wanna do." "Or else yöu're gonna regret it for the rest of yöur life." "Yeah, I guess so." "It's pretty insightful for a badass cop." "Okay, Josie, wait." "Um..." "I gotta tell yöu something." "This..." "This is not me." "It's not." "Josie." "Please." "Okay, Josie..." "I need to tell yöu something." "I'm not a cop, okay?" "I am a cop." "Holy fuck, I'm a cop!" "I'm a motherfucking cop!" "Wow." "Wow." "Wait, what?" "No, whoa, what I meant to say is..." "I'm not a good cop." "For yöu, I'm not." "Yeah, put those away." "It's hard to concentrate." "(WHISPERS) Oh, my God, I'm so hot." "Oh, my gosh." "Why didn't yöu tell me?" "Oh, no, no, no." "I'm all me." "I like ladies." "I'm a lady's man, baby." "Yöu really need to stop talking." "(CELL PHONE DIALING)" "RYAN:" "I'm so proud of yöu, Chang." "We just kissed, dude." "But the next time I see her, I'm telling her the truth." "But tonight we're going big." "(SIREN BLARING) Yeah, man!" "(SINGING) ♫Because we're cops ♪" "♫Cops Cops ♪" "♫Trying to earn a living ♪" "(SIREN WAILS) Hey, hey, hey, shut up, actually." "Oh, shit!" "We're fine." "Relax." "Oh, shit!" "Pull over!" "Fuck!" "Oh, damn it." "Shit, we're gonna go to jail." "I don't wanna go to jail." "I don't wanna braid hair." "They hide cell phones in their butts." "Shut up!" "We're not going to jail." "Just relax." "This will be interesting." "Here's what we're gonna do." "On the count of 3, I'm gonna bolt." "What?" "Let's see if they can catch us." "What are yöu talking about?" "Let me handle this." "Don't say a word." "Don't do anything stupid." "RYAN:" "Yöu don't do anything stupid." "Don't do anything, Ryan." "Honestly, shut up." "Code 4, we're all clear." "Move on." "Yöu don't have any plates on yöur vehicle." "We're not sure what to make of that." "We were on a 288." "While we were inside, somebody stole our plates." "Is that right?" "Mmm..hmm." "That's right." "So I said, Code four." "Move on." "POLICE OFFICER:" "Oh, shit." "I'm sorry, Sergeant." "I didn't see the stripes." "We've been getting a lot of calls about stolen cop cars." "I'm Officer Segars, this is Officer Jackson." "Sorry, Sergeant, we should have called it in first." "Well, goddamn it, guys!" "Don't let it happen again, all right?" "That's amateur hour." "Yes, sir." "Yes, sir." "Look, I don't mean to scold yöu." "I was yöung and hungry once, too." "I get it." "I'm Officer O'Malley." "This is my best friend and partner, Officer Chang." "SEGARS:" "Best friend, huh, and partner?" "Oh, I wish I could say the same." "Listen, I'm kind of embarrassed about this." "Is there any way I can make it up to yöu?" "We're about to get off." "How about we take yöu guys out and buy yöu a couple of drinks?" "Oh..." "To a cool cop bar?" "Yeah, it's the coolest." "If yöu're buying, we're drinking." "I don't have any money on me." "Well, yeah, the first round." "I'm sorry." "Unfortunately, we're a little tired." "We had a long day, so we're..." "RYAN:" "I don't know if yöu guys got the memo... but Chang here is a bit of a whang." "(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)" "Hey, let me tell yöu something." "Jackson here is no peach either." "Non-stop donut farts." "(SIREN BLARING)" "Never a dull moment, am I right, Sarge?" "6-Adam-7." "We got a Code 30 at Ace Hardware." "(WHISPERING) Dude, no!" "We're Code 6." "Let's go." "No, no, no." "What are yöu doing?" "We're getting their six." "No, we're not!" "Wanna take the lead on this, Sarge?" "Me?" "No, yöu guys go ahead." "I'm gonna evaluate yöu guys, individually and as a team." "Go." "We got eyes on yöu." "Holy shit." "(SIREN STOPS)" "LAPD!" "Los Angeles Police Department!" "(CLATTERING)" "Shh, shh." "Let's go." "No, no, no." "(WHIMPERING)" "Don't yöu crawl." "I'm crawling." "Ow." "(WHISPERING) What?" "What did yöu do?" "I don't know." "Two here." "Okay, great." "Copy that." "What is he saying?" "They're going in from the west perimeter and we're going to the east perimeter." "No, we're not going to any perimeter." "Copy that." "Dude, Ryan!" "No, no, no!" "Yöur gun's fake." "Let's go." "Shut the fuck up." "Yöur gun's not real." "Don't touch a shooter's arm!" "(ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)" "(SCREAMING)" "Come on, pig motherfuckers!" "Don't call us pigs!" "Where did yöu get that?" "Yöu wanna get weird, let's get weird." "Oh, my God!" "Hold on!" "Hold it!" "Hold it." "Hold it." "Just take off, all right?" "We're not gonna chase yöu." "Stay right here." "We are gonna chase yöu." "Do not listen to him." "He's an idiot." "He's an idiot." "Yöu can go." "We are police officers." "I promise yöu we won't chase yöu." "I promise we will chase yöu, and I promise I'll catch yöu, yöu rat." "JUSTIN:" "Don't look at him." "I swear to yöu..." "I pinky swear, we will not chase yöu." "I pinky swear." "Just touch it." "He almost did it!" "Oh, my God." "Okay." "Let me just get this straight." "Did yöu just pinky-swear with a perp?" "Yeah." "That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever lived through!" "What are yöu talking about?" "Did yöu see how strong he was?" "He looked like Pacquiao and Fabio had a baby!" "(YELLING)" "Take him, Sarge, take him!" "Go ahead." "This one's all yöu." "Nope." "Go ahead." "Nope." "Yöu got it, Sarge!" "Watch and learn." "♫I came in like a wrecking ball ♪" "Oh, shit!" "♫I never hit so hard at love ♪" "♫All I wanted was to break yöur walls ♪ on, my God!" "(SCREAMING)" "♫All yöu ever did was wreck me ♪" "Oh, my God!" "♫Yeah, yöu, yöu wreck me ♪" "(SCREAMING HYSTERICALLY)" "Wait, wait, wait." "Hold, hold, hold." "JUSTIN:" "Let me up!" "Let me up!" "Come here." "There yöu go!" "(WHOOPS) Way to go, Chang!" "Where is the other guy?" "What?" "What other guy?" "What are yöu talking about?" "The other perp." "I think it was just that guy." "Yöu pinky swear about that?" "There were 2." "Yeah, 2." "Let's find them then, guys!" "Come on!" "Yöu take the front, we'll take the back, all right?" "Yep, absolutely." "JUSTIN:" "All right." "All right!" "Chang." "Do not Tom Cruise run." "Yeah!" "Whoo!" "That is living, man!" "I still taste that guy's sweat in my mouth." "Congratulations." "That is the taste of victory, man." "It's yöur first collar, dude." "Dude, that was way too close." "Seriously." "What's the worst that could happen?" ""Simply wearing a police badge is" ""punishable by 1 year minimum in a federal..."" "What the fuck?" ""The use of official police equipment..." ""is punishable by up to 2 years in a federal penitentiary."" ""Driving a vehicle with red or blue lights is punishable..." ""by up to 3 years imprisonment and $200,000 fine."" "What about a whole damn police car?" "♫Everybody get down ♪" "(SHOUTING)" "(KIDS SCREAMING)" "(KIDS GASP)" "Which one of yöu little pricks asked me what I do all day?" "I'm a cop." "(CHUCKLES)" "Joey, hop in." "Out of my way." "Take a lap, little boys." "(CHUCKLES)" "(SIREN WAILS)" "He's a cop, Ron!" "He ain't shit!" "(RYAN LAUGHING)" "I love it, man." "Look, yöu had a great shift." "Yöu keep it up... and I'll give yöu that badge I promised yöu." "What the hell have yöu been doing?" "Jesus, yöu scared the shit out of me." "And who is this?" "It's Joey." "He's our intern." "Ryan, are yöu insane?" "No." "We could go to jail for years for this shit." "And now yöu have a little kid involved?" "Who's this bitch?" "(SNORTS)" "I will slap that little afro off yöur head." "Yöu're good." "Dude, this is it, all right?" "Take the uniform off." "We're throwing them away." "We are done." "Seriously." "Yöu wanna retire?" "(CELL PHONE RINGS)" "JUSTIN:" "Shit." "This is Chang." "Yöu're good." "JOSE:" "I need yöu to come down here right away." "I'm at Georgia's." "Wait." "What's wrong, Josie?" "Please come down as soon as yöu can." "Hurry." "Yeah, but just tell..." "Hello?" "Damn it." "Did yöu hear that?" "Looks like we're coming out of retirement, homeboy." "We gotta go around back to surprise them." "RYAN:" "All right, here's what we're gonna do." "I'm gonna bum-rush in, I'm gonna say my killer line... then yöu come in and repeat everything I said." "No." "Ready, and..." "Yippee-ki-yay, bitches!" "Everyone down!" "Yippee-ki-yay, bitches..." "Everyone..." "So yöu're the new sheriffs in town." "Acting all hard when I'm not here." "Well, I'm here now." "Huh." "Are yöu the new boyfriend?" "Can I talk to yöu for a second, please?" "All right, boyfriend." "RYAN:" "All right." "My buddy's gonna handle this." "Okay?" "That's real steel." "Yöu don't mess with the Chang." "Listen, yöu gotta leave her alone now." "I'm not even talking to yöu like a police officer." "This is just me talking to yöu like a regular guy." "So this is yöu without a badge?" "Yeah." "It's just man-to-man." "(SLAPS)" "Okay, let's backtrack a little bit." "So I'm a cop now... (SLAPS)" "Yöu did it again." "Yep." "(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)" "(THUGS LAUGHING)" "(SOBBING)" "Yöu think yöu can fuck with my business?" "Are yöu threatening me?" "I'm a cop, asshole." "Yöu ain't shit." "What?" "Yöu wanna jump?" "Come on, bitch, let's go." "Let's do it." "Come on, let's go." "Jump." "Yöu're not worth the paperwork." "(SPITS)" "(WHISPERING) I'm the law here." "Back off... of everything." "Next time yöu come to a call like this... who knows?" "(INHALES SHARPLY)" "Bullets fly." "Cops get hit all the time." "JUSTIN:" "All right, so we're just gonna come clean and tell these guys everything." "Everything except for the fact that we've been pretending to be cops." "What?" "No." "It's called taking responsibility." "This shit has gone way too far." "It sounds stupid, man." "It's not stupid." "It is stupid." "It's smart." "By principle, it's stupid." "Justin, yöu could still stop right now." "Shut up." "Hi." "Listen I don't know where to begin..." "I should probably do the talking here..." "Shh." "I guess we want to file a police report." "Mmm..hmm." "What kind of report?" "Uh, he and I have been pretending to be cops for the past couple of weeks." "Excuse me?" "It sounds crazy." "Mmm..hmm." "Yeah. it started out just as fun... but now we're in a lot of trouble and we need help." "From real cops." "Hold on a second there, Angie." "Don't believe a word these guys say." "Oh, fuck." "These guys are a couple of real jokers!" "SEGARS:" "Let me guess." "Yöu guys came down here to help me fill out all that paperwork... yöu ditched us with the other night, am I right?" "That's right, yeah." "No." "Good to see yöu guys again." "Come on back." "We're gonna go back." "This guy is a rascal." "No, I'm being serious." "We're really not cops." "That's not funny." "George Segars, he said don't worry about it." "Help me." "Please!" "See yöu, Angie." "JUSTIN:" "We're not cops." "It's not funny." "SEGARS:" "His name's Mossi Kasic." "He's top of the shitlist." "I'm surprised yöu guys haven't heard of him." "I deal with guys like this on a daily basis, Segars." "I hear yöu, Sarge but this guy is different." "He runs a crew, preys on local shop owners... and immigrants like himself." "He muscles in... takes co-ownership of the businesses... and then uses it for money laundering and whatnot." "He's an animal." "MOSSI:" "Hey, beautiful." "SEGARS:" "Yöu can't reason with him, can't talk to him." "He loves to fight." "He lives for it." "(MEN SHOUTING)" "He's got this crazy temper." "He can snap, just like that." "It's all right." "(GRUNTS)" "SEGARS:" "He's taken down some big scores." "Every time we raid his place, though..." "nothing." "We can't find anything on the inside." "I gotta say, I want this guy bad." "It's good to hear." "I want him bad, too." "I think about it every night." "Me, too." "I just lay awake, staring at the ceiling... just thinking about different ways to nail him." "I'm obsessed with nailing this dude." "I wanna put him up on the wall, yöu know, and just... (GRUNTS)" ""What's my name?" That's right." "Anyways, that's probably never gonna happen." "What's going on, guys?" "Nothing." "We were just talking about Mossi." "Nobody in the community's gonna testify against him... and without hard evidence, we got nothing." "So why don't we do surveillance?" "Believe me, I'd love to do that, but it's a little bit above my pay grade." "Right." "However... between yöu and me, Sarge..." "Everything is." "SEGARS:" "This station has a shitload of equipment." "I'm talking about wiretaps, pinhole cameras, anything yöu want, I can get for yöu." "(WHISPERING) I want all of it." "All right." "Let's do it." "Yeah!" "Hey, Sarge, Brothers in Blue, should we sing it?" "Sing what?" "It's the academy song." "Come on." "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Fire it up." "(SINGING) ♫Brothers in blue ♪" "That's good." "This guy never stops, does he?" "There's a police song?" "I gotta learn that." "Yöu're a fucking idiot." "(POLICE SIREN BLARING)" "We were supposed to turn ourselves in and now yöur checking out equipment?" "Dude, yöu heard the cop." "It's up to us to get this guy." "He is the devil's nephew." "We're not going near that guy!" "So let me get this straight." "Yöu finally meet a girl that yöu like... and she likes yöu, and then some douchebag comes around... and says that yöu can't be with her... and yöur first thought is to run away?" "Yes." "He said he would kill me." "I'm not gonna let yöu run away, man." "(SCOFFS)" "Yöu know what?" "What?" "Yöu wanna know what people say about yöu?" "I know what they say." "But I haven't felt like this in a long time." "I'm good at this." "I need yöu, man." "I need yöu to..." "I need yöu to believe in me, man." "Please." "I'm in." "(CHUCKLES)" "Were yöu about to cry?" "Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it." "I got misty, my heart started pumping fast." "So how are we gonna find this guy?" "This is it." "God, I'm getting good at this detective stuff." "Is that why yöu're wearing that suit?" "Oh, yeah, I got promoted." "Yöu promoted yöurself again?" "Yeah." "I'm a detective." "JUSTIN:" "What do yöu think they're doing in there?" "I don't know, man." "Something shady, that's for sure." "Let's see if we can get inside and open those doors." "Let's see if we don't do that." "Listen, Chang... yöu've gotta stop being such a pussy, okay?" "Yeah, no shit." "Dude..." "I will whoop yöur little ass." "Yöu will not touch his ass." "I will hit him." "(SLAPS)" "Don't yöu fucking hit me." "Don't!" "Oh, perfect." "(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)" "If I wasn't involved in a case right now, I would light yöu up." "That right there, that apartment, that's our vantage point." "But somebody lives in there." "Justin, then they better have good food... because they're about to be involved in their first stakeout!" "No." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "RYAN:" "Police business, open up now." "Hi." "Hi." "Yöu are a fox, aren't yöu?" "Detective?" "Absolutely, that's my title." "Dude." "Uh, ma'am, we're gonna need to come inside and talk to yöu for a minute, please." "Oh." "RYAN:" "All right." "(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)" "Oh, yeah." "It smells like a fish farted in here." "Look at that bald one." "He looks super racist." "Like he snores the "N" word at night." "I've seen every cop show ever." "I'm so excited we're going to be doing this together." "Yeah." "Just so we're clear, there's no "we" in this situation." "Don't be a dick." "I can still be a part of the team though, right?" "Absolutely." "No." "Also, I'm not on ecstasy." "No way." "I've had some very dramatic relationships." "My therapist says I need to meet a more stable guy." "I love a man in uniform." "Yöu do?" "Sure." "I don't like this." "I did a three-way once with two paramedics." "Ma'am, I'm going to need yöu to go to yöur room." "All right." "Alone." "Yöu do not know what vibage is, pal." "Why would yöu do that?" "I think she's an interesting lady and she's got a lot to offer this team." "We are doing surveillance." "We don't have time." "Ow." "(CAMERA CLICKING)" "All right, we got action, people." "Oh, good work, Joe." "Who is that?" "I think he's the boss." "Take photos of his henchmen." "Yöu got good ones?" "How fun is this?" "I'm sorry to bother yöu, but I need some help." "It's my bubble bath." "It's not wet enough." "No." "Yes." "That's our civic duty." "JUSTIN:" "No, it's not." "Focus. (CHOKES)" "We would love to help yöu, ma'am, but we can't... because we're on a case and we take our job seriously." "That is so hot." "Yöu're so hot." "MAN: (ON RECORDING) "Listen to me very carefully."" ""I need yöu to lay low."" ""Very low."" ""For now."" "The Dominicans are going to make the delivery." "And yöu're not going to do shit with it until I say so." "Understood?" ""Yöu gonna keep everything underground."" "Underground?" "What is he talking about?" "Deliver what?" "I don't know." "JUSTIN:" "What's this?" "This is the shipment." "This is our evidence." "JUSTIN:" "How do yöu know that?" "Because it's a cargo van, and these are all bad guys." "JUSTIN:" "These guys are terrible-looking people." "Open it." "Oh..." "Shit." "So?" "They tell me their badge numbers don't match up." "Which tells me one thing." "They're not LAPD." "Oh, we're dead." "So, what are they?" "Feds, ATF, maybe a special unit." "What?" "Yeah, we're black ops, dude." "So, yöu're going to be invisible until I can figure it out." "ANNIE:" "Just to be clear... if that little guy wasn't here... some serious weird shit would be going on right now." "What kind of weird shit?" "RYAN:" "Yöu are an acrobatic angel, aren't yöu?" "Ah." "Joey, turn around." "RYAN:" "Oh!" "JUSTIN:" "Okay." "There she goes." "RYAN:" "Boom, we got them." "Now what's in those crates?" "I'm seeing it the same time yöu're seeing it." "How would I know that?" "I need to narrate it, because that's what yöu do in these situations." "Yöu see something and one of the guys says it out loud." "And the other guy, yöu, is supposed to go, "Yeah."" "RYAN:" "Oh, shit, dude." "We gotta know what's inside those crates." "JUSTIN:" "So, what do we do now?" "Joey, watch the fort." "Where are yöu going?" "Wait a minute, actually." "Oh... (MOANING)" "ANNIE:" "That is so hot." "RYAN:" "There he is." "This is a terrible idea." "Is it?" "(SIREN BLARING) Dude, are yöu kidding?" "No." "He's a gang member." "Exactly." "Relax, I'm just gonna go talk to him." "I will not relax." "Yöu're an idiot." "I got this." "Hello." "Yöu have the right to remain silent..." "(MAN SCREAMING)" "Here we go." "Justin, help me now!" "Anything yöu say can be used against yöu in a court of law." "Yöu have the right to an attorney." "If yöu can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed..." "He's biting my neck!" "He's biting my neck!" "Ow!" "(PANTING) Can I talk to yöu for a second?" "Sure." "(SHOUTING) What the fuck!" "We've gotta find out what's in those crates." "Are yöu kidding me?" "I'm not..." "No!" "Get in!" "Get in the car!" "Okay.." "So we're kidnapping people now?" "No, Justin, it's called an interrogation." "Where are we going to interrogate him?" "(ELEVATOR DINGS)" "(MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH)" "(WHISPERING) He's just a friend." "He's just a friend." "(MAN CONTINUES SHOUTING)" "(MAN SHOUTING IN SPANISH)" "RYAN:" "We gotta get the information out of him about what's in those crates." "He doesn't even speak English, dude." "Then we torture him." "Yöu're the mysterious one." "Yöu have to be bad cop." "So now I'm torturing him?" "Hey, who said anything about torture, Yöur Honor?" "Yöu just did 3 seconds ago." "Shut up, dude." "RYAN:" "This is a serious moment." "Make him talk." "Yöu can do it." "All right." "Yöu can do it!" "Yeah, born ready!" "(MAN CONTINUES SHOUTING IN SPANISH)" "Listen to me, yöu little dick-snatch... (SHOUTING IN SPANISH)" "(SPITS)" "(SCREAMS)" "What was that?" "He spit in my face." "He's not afraid of me." "Yöu know what, then make him afraid of yöu." "Reservoir Dogs, dude." "Gut the ear." "Be realistic for once." "(STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU PLAYING)" "Lift up that side." "I'm trying." "RYAN:" "What's in those crates?" "What's in those crates?" "This is not how yöu waterboard." "♫Yes it is!" "Have yöu seen Zero Dark Thirty?" "♪" "No, but I know how to waterboard, though." "Stop drinking it!" "(MAN SCREAMING)" "(BOTH SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTS)" "What the hell, man?" "It's sad what yöu're trying to do." "It's embarrassing." "All right." "I hate Mossi." "Everybody does." "I'll tell yöu anything yöu want to know." "Just stop this shit!" "Why didn't yöu say that before?" "And that yöu spoke English." "Yöu didn't ask." "Yöu guys pulled me out of my truck." "Yöu drag me across the fucking ground." "That's on me." "Yöu throw me in the back of a cop car." "Point the guns in my face!" "Look, maybe we got off on the wrong foot here." "Yeah, maybe." "Yöu want a beer?" "Yeah, beer sounds good." "What's yöur name?" "My name is Pupa." "If we untie yöu, do yöu promise not to freak out and kill us?" "I promise not to freak out." "PUPA:" "Ah, man!" "For real, I don't know what's in those crates." "But Mossi paid some heavy cash for whatever's in there." "But how do we find out?" "Mossi's having one of his parties tonight." "I hear shit gets crazy." "At least 3 people die, everytime he has a party." "What?" "Those crates will be there... but if yöu wait until tomorrow that shit's going to be gone." "So we gotta do it tonight." "Yöu gotta do it tonight." "(LAUGHS)" "Shit, this game is gangster!" "Really?" "Gangster?" "It is, man, I tell yöu." "Where can I buy this thing?" "Yöu see, Pupa, it's kind of complicated." "There's a lot that goes into making games these days." "Oh, Justin." "A lot of politics." "I'm talking to a lot of people." "It sounds like yöu bitched out, is what it sounds like." "Yöu gotta go in there and fight for yöur shit." "Don't yöu believe in yöurself?" "Yöu gotta go in there and tell them..." ""This is my game." "We're going to do it my way." ""Put the game out there now, for people to buy it."" "I gotta say, we have to get into that party." "We gotta get in that party tonight." "I don't understand what yöu're saying." "When yöu start getting excited, yöur English escapes yöu... and yöu get really native in yöur tongue." "How do we get into that party?" "When I'm speaking English but it still sounds like... (SPEAKING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)" "Like that, I don't what yöu're saying." "PUPA:" "Yöu didn't get any of that?" "Qué?" "PUPA:" "Yöu didn't get any..." "Qué?" "Holy shit." "What?" "What?" "This is gonna sound a little bit weird..." "But yöu two could pass as brothers." "Ew!" "No, this guy's gross!" "No offense." "No offense?" "Yöu just said, "Ew."" "The last person who said, "Ew" to me, was my mother." "Hmm." "PUPA:" "Yöu guys know where she is right now?" "Heaven?" "Yöu got it." "Heaven." "Hopefully from natural causes?" "If me getting angry and doing something foolish is natural causes... then yes." "Yöu look handsome." "Thank yöu." "A great-looking guy." "Now I'm here to play war." "Hey, Chang." "How do I make yöu... look like him?" "(SIGHS)" "Shit." "How much time we got?" "Uh..." "Shut up." "I need a water, three bowls and a lemon peel." "Come on, people, let's go!" "That's my girl." "She said she'd done a three-way with a couple of paramedics." "Mmm..hmm I think this the marrying type." "Sounds like it to me." "All right." "Are yöu ready?" "RYAN:" "We're ready." "PUPA:" "Oh, ho..ho." "That's handsome." "Well..." "I look like someone hit me in the face with Lil Wayne." "(PUPA AND RYAN LAUGHING)" "Lil Wayne!" "He made a joke about Lil Wayne!" "Oh, shit!" "That's funny." "Hey, Josie, I gotta say yöu're one heck of an artist." "Thank yöu." "PUPA:" "Yöu're fine, too, girl." "Yeah, she's pretty." "Josie, Josie, look at me." "Look at me." "Don't do intense right now." "Okay." "Yöu're crazy fine, that's all I'm saying." "RYAN:" "That's a compliment, now let it go." "(WHISPERS) Just gonna say one more thing." "I wouldn't, though, is what I'm saying." "I promise it's going to be okay." "I mean, I would like to take off yöur dress... and put my penis inside of yöu." "I'd really like to get all up in that shit." "No, like in her vagina, though." "RYAN:" "I know, but yöu can't say that." "Appreciate it." "I wouldn't put it in yöur butt." "JOSIE:" "I gotta go." "PUPA:" "And a good day to yöu, madame." "Do yöu think I could put "Undercover sting operation for the LAPD" on my resume?" "Absolutely." "Did yöu see when I said "madame?" That's French." "That was sweet." "Here yöu go, buddy." "What if I start sweating, dude?" "These tattoos are gonna run down my face." "Then don't sweat." "What do yöu mean, "Don't sweat?" I'm not doing this." "Why yöu got to be such a bitch?" "Pupa, don't call me a bitch." "Yöu made such a cool game." "If yöu make it, then yöu got to play it." "I've been saying that this whole time." "Yöu made such a cool game, (CHANGES ACCENT) now yöu gotta play it." "What are yöu doing with yöur accent?" "What are yöu doing with yöur voice?" "I was agreeing with yöu." "But yöu have an accent." "I know yöu are agreeing with me, but yöu're saying it like I was." "What I'm saying is, yöu made a great game and I believe in yöu." "So, now, yöu just gotta (CHANGES ACCENT) play it." "All right, dude." "Feel free to rob him." "Oh, boy." "He can't hear yöu." "I'm just going to ignore him from now on." "How is this on me?" "This is insane." "Listen, Justin, no matter what happens... no matter what anyone says to yöu, all yöu gotta say to them is... (SPEAKING SPANISH)" "What does that mean?" "It means, "Suck my balls and cock, yöu cocksucker."" "Yeah, just say that." "Okay." "Good luck, homes." "Yöu're gonna need it." "(LAUGHS)" "Look, I'm telling yöu, we look a lot alike." "But Mossi is probably gonna recognize that yöu're not me... and then he gonna cut yöur face off!" "All right." "Is that...?" "What are yöu talking about?" "Whoo!" "I'm sorry." "It's not funny." "Wait a second." "What?" "PUPA:" "One extra touch for yöu." "Pretty good, right here." "Oh God, no." "Just trust him." "Put it in." "Yöu put this in yöur mouth." "Ow." "Ryan!" "Yöu'll need it." "Yöu need it, man." "Here they come." "Ow." "Ow." "Aah!" "(MUSIC PLAYING)" "I'm going to die here." "It smells like prison and bad parenting." "Oh!" "Oh!" "RYAN: (THROUGH EARPIECE) Relax!" "Yöu'll be in and out." "All we gotta do is find out what's in those crates and yöu'll be done." "We'll get footage of it, and yöu're out." "That's easy for yöu to say." "They are all staring at me." "Then stare back at them." "Yöu are a cholo vato killer!" "Own that shit!" "I suck balls and cock." "Ah." "Coño." "That's what I thought." "Ah, dude, I think it's working!" "Hell yeah, Chang!" "Yöu tell them!" "(CHUCKLES)" "(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)" "RYAN:" "Nice!" "Okay, we're in!" "Dude, those chicks are hot." "(WHISPERING) Shut up, dude." "I'm freaking out." "Just relax." "Be like everybody else or yöu'll stand out." "Good." "Dude!" "What are yöu doing?" "I'm doing my white girl dance." "Stop doing that shit!" "There's got to be some sort of back room or storage area." "Yöu've got some balls coming in here." "THUG:" "Come with me." "Mossi's gonna wanna speak to yöu." "Been looking for yöu." "Okay." "(WHISPERING) Shit, what do I do?" "RYAN:" "I don't know, but don't be nervous." "But don't fuck it up, either." "The fuck are yöu doing here?" "I best not be finding out yöu lost one of my crates." "RYAN:" "Make him say what's in those crates!" "Um..." "What exactly are we referring to in those crates, bro?" "Hit this shit." "Nah, bro." "I'm already super piped-out." "I was like, this pipe, that pipe, every pipe." "Yöu know what I'm saying?" "Yöu feel me?" "Coño." "I didn't ask." "Just do it, dude." "He's testing yöu." "(COUGHING)" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "Yöu just got cranked up, fool." "(CONTINUES COUGHING)" "Ryan, what did I just smoke?" "What does "cranked up" mean?" "Yöu just smoked crystal meth, dude." "Crystal meth?" "It's not going to affect yöu." "It's not going to affect me?" "What are yöu talking about?" "Right there!" "They have a basement!" "Yöu gotta go down there." "No way, dude." "Frigging twitching right now." "Do not puss out now!" "I'm pussing out." "Listen to me." "Yöu gotta go down there and see what that was." "Yöu listen to me, all right?" "I'm having a heart attack right here!" "All right, just open up that window." "Okay." "Okay." "(SCREAMING)" "RYAN:" "Why'd yöu hit me in the face for?" "It's me!" "Move!" "I've got an awesome entrance." "Fuck, yeah!" "That wasn't cool." "What the fuck are yöu wearing?" "Here's where we're at." "I did some intel, and that's their safehouse down there." "As the leader in our situation," "I'm gonna check that out first." "Yöu're gonna hang out in the hallway and stand guard, okay?" "What?" "No, dude, I'm on crystal meth!" "I know, it's awesome." "I'm very jealous of that." "How fun is it?" "I've done it 11 times." "Eleven?" "And I smoked crack once." "Let's go!" "No, please." "Don't leave me alone here." "Please, I'm itching." "I've got this post-nasal drip thing going." "(SNORTS) (RETCHES)" "Don't do that!" "Yöu're gonna make me..." "Don't..." "Hey!" "Think about something else." "Think about apple pie." "(RETCHING)" "I've got to take my teeth out." "I gotta take the hat off." "I gotta take this thing off my ear." "Wig off." "(BOTH RETCHING)" "(TOILET FLUSHING)" "Okay, come on." "(GROANS)" "What the hell are yöu doing?" "JUSTIN:" "Oh, shit." "I can't stop twitching." "Okay, just don't think about it." "It's a mind thing." "Okay.." "RYAN: (WHISPERING) Come on, J." "I'm so scared." "Hold my hand." "I'm not holding yöur hand." "Dude, I think I'm addicted to crystal meth." "Yöu just smoked it once." "Oh, my God." "I would suck dick for this high." "Yöu've got to be kidding." "I wouldn't, but what if I do?" "I don't want to suck dick." "Because I know I'm gonna get good at it." "Oh!" "(LAUGHING)" "Shit!" "Look at all these lights!" "Not the lights." "We're excited about the guns, right?" "Right." "Right." "RYAN:" "Holy shit." "Justin, it's the crates." "Check it out." "Jackpot, dude." "Jack-motherfucking-pot." "See these tags?" "Yeah, man." "Yöu know what these are?" "These were confiscated by the police." "Yeah." "They were supposed to destroy this shit." "He stole all this." "I feel real good right now." "I want to build a porch." "We should build a porch!" "Right now!" "That'd be great." "Right." "I don't even know if I'm good at woodwork or anything... but I feel like I can do that." "Mmm." "Dude, look at me." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey, hey." "Yöu wanna go crazy, dude?" "No." "Neither do I." "Thank yöu." "That makes me feel like a leader." "Holy shit." "Yöu know what this is?" "Clothes." "This is actual SWAT gear, man." "Let's be real." "We're never gonna build a porch." "We're just lying to ourselves, man." "I just want to die, dude." "What the hell is going on with yöu, man?" "Something's going on inside my heart." "It hurts." "Let's go, meth head, now." "I'm sorry." "Now!" "I'm sorry, man." "I feel so sad!" "RYAN:" "Stop." "RYAN: (WHISPERING) Whoa." "Look at how far this one goes." "What are yöu doing?" "This is so white trash, I don't even know what I'm saying." "(JUSTIN VOCALIZING)" "What is that sound?" "Our heroes rise from the depths of Hades!" "Stop, dude." "Yöu're getting so scary." "Hey, man, where are yöu going?" "Wait up." "I got it." "Mossi looks like the original General Zod." "Hey!" "Aah!" "Hey.." "Yöu and me, right now." "Wait!" "I'll rip yöur head off!" "(METAL MUSIC PLAYING) (CROWD CHEERING)" "Timeout, okay?" "(GROWLS)" "Seriously, guys!" "(RINGING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(THUDS)" "(INAUDIBLE)" "(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)" "(THUDS)" "(ALL CHEERING)" "Uh..huh." "Who's next?" "Fuck." "Check it out." "It's a jackpot." "What?" "Look, with the guns... with the SWAT, and Mossi's boss, I got all his guys pinned." "I've got enough evidence to put this guy away for years." "That's great, man." "Remember that long tunnel?" "See where it leads?" "It leads to Georgie's." "Oh." "That's why he wants Georgie's so bad." "It's not about money laundering." "It's about having control... of both ends of the tunnel." "Do yöu see?" "Why?" "That's the right question." "Do yöu remember Segars said that every time that they raid Mossi... they come up with nothing." "He's using the tunnel as an escape route to get rid of all the stuff." "I cracked the case, man." "I'm getting so good at this that it's scary." "Where are yöu going with that?" "To the police station, to turn it in." "No, yöu're not." "We're mailing it in... anonymously like we said." "Justin, come on." "This is my collar." "No one can know this was us." "What is wrong with yöu?" "I worked hard on this." "Why are yöu getting so pissed off?" "Because I almost died in there!" "All right." "Look at my face!" "I smoked crystal meth!" "That's not funny!" "All right." "And for what?" "So yöu could have some self-worth for once?" "Where is this coming from, man?" "I didn't do this for my self-worth or whatever!" "I did it to get a guy like Mossi off the streets... and we're going to!" "Unlike yöu, who runs away... anytime anything in yöur life gets tough!" "And maybe that's why yöu're still nowhere." "Oh, I'm still nowhere?" "Me?" "Yeah, yöu." "Yöu've been moping around for 8 years!" "Complaining about, "Oh, life screwed me." "That's why I didn't go pro."" "Life did screw me." "That's why I didn't go pro." "Yöu jumped off a roof at a pool party." "That's how yöu injured yöurself." "Be careful of where yöu're going right now." "Life didn't screw yöu." "Yöu screwed yöurself." "Take some responsibility for once." "Why don't yöu act like a man for once, because yöu might like the way it feels." "Yöu know what?" "Everyone was right about yöu." "About what?" "Yöu're a loser." "(DOOR SLAMS)" "Be a man." "All right, okay." "I'll show yöu what a man does." "(ENGINE ACCELERATING) I'll show yöu what a man does!" "SEGARS:" "Yöu got Mossi?" "I got him." "(CHUCKLES)" "Wow." "In this envelope, I got enough hard evidence... to put away Mossi Kasic for a lot of years." "Holy cow!" "Yöu and Chang make a great team, yöu know?" "Yeah." "I gotta get this in the right hands right away." "Can yöu help?" "Detective Brolin." "Yöu've heard of him." "He's in charge of the Organized Crime Division." "He's gonna love this." "Might as well go straight to the top." "Straight to the top." "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "Let's do this." "Mmm." "What's up, baby girl?" "Carl, park in my spot one more time and I'm gonna punch yöu in the dick." "Larry!" "Fuck yöu!" "Okay." "Okay." "Okay!" "All right!" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR) There he is." "Detective Brolin." "I would like yöu to meet Sergeant O'Malley." "O'Malley, this is Detective Brolin." "Pleasure." "Yeah." "Have a seat." "Sergeant O'Malley says he's got some hard evidence... on Mossi Kasic." "Enough to take him and his whole crew down." "There's some things in here I didn't put..." "It's okay." "It's okay." "I wanna take a look at it anyway." "Sergeant O'Malley has been doing some surveillance... of Mossi and his crew for quite awhile now." "I think he's got some good stuff in there, sir." "He seems pretty excited about it." "Give us a minute alone." "Yes, sir." "Not yöu." "Relax." "(DOOR SHUTS)" "Who are yöu?" "(SLAMS TABLE)" "I asked a question." "Who are yöu?" "Before yöu do anything, I already made copies of that." "Do yöu have a family?" "Are yöur parents still alive?" "Yeah, my parents are alive..." "No." "I am running a routine undercover investigation... to bring down Mossi Kasic... and yöu're interfering." "That's not true." "Oh, it's not true?" "No." "Well, whoever yöu are..." "I suggest yöu run, very far away... and grow eyes in the back of yöur head... because yöu're never gonna know when it's coming." "Do yöu know who I am?" "I'm the guy who's gonna..." "Take me down." "Yöu've been watching too many movies." "Yeah." "But I'm still gonna take yöu down." "So I guess we'll see." "I guess we'll see." "Hey, O'Malley, where are yöu going?" "I forgot something in my car, Segars." "TODD:" "Wow." "This sucks shit." "This isn't cool." "When I came up with it, it was cool." "Where are their superpowers?" "We can give the firefighters superpowers." "(STAMMERING) It's just... (IMITATES STAMMERING) It's just what?" "JUSTIN:" "It's just yöur idea sucks shit, Todd." "What was that?" "I said yöur idea sucks shit." "Justin, where are yöu?" "Call me as soon as yöu get this." "Yöu know that mobster, the guy we thought was Mossi's boss?" "He's a cop." "And he's got all of our evidence... which means Mossi knows everything." "Holy shit, dude!" "We're dead!" "Dead!" "Dead!" "Okay, no." "Everything is gonna be fine." "Nothing can trace back to us." "MAN:" "His name is Ryan O'Malley, and he currently lives with this guy..." "Justin Miller." "Okay, print everything out and bring it to my office." "Hold on a second." "I found the problem." "They're not even real cops." "What do yöu mean they're not real cops?" "Just what I said!" "We gotta take care of this right away." "Get it done!" "I want the word on the street, underground!" "Anyone who gets them!" "Yöu're not even supposed to be in here, let alone talking." "A bunch of shirtless firefighters... spraying zombies with their hoses?" "What kind of game yöu trying to make, bro?" "I'm gonna give yöu one second to get the fuck out of here." "(SPEAKING SPANISH)" "Yöu like that?" "This guy is crazy." "Yeah, ese." "Now, a few weeks ago..." "I pitched yöu a game and yöu didn't listen." "That really hurt my feelings." "Yöu were there." "So were yöu." "Now, I'm going to pitch my game again and yöu're going to hear me out... or I'm going to beat the shit out of everyone in this room." "And I've fought women before." "I didn't Win... but I'm down to redeem myself." "What if we made a game so visceral... that it made yöu feel like yöu were in real life danger?" "To feel like it's about to go down?" "Don't think of it as a game." "Think of it as a real life experience." "(ELEVATOR DINGS)" "(RYAN PANTING)" "Yöu are a cop." "(SIGHS)" "My game is about getting into situations" "Yöu wouldn't be in in yöur normal life." "Situations that are dangerous." "Real." "Where it felt like yöu could actually get killed." "(SIGHS)" "(GUN COCKS) (GASPS)" "(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)" "(THUDS)" "(GASPS)" "(GUNSHOTS FIRED) Aah!" "(WHEEZING)" "Real violence isn't like in the movies." "THUG:" "There he is!" "(GUNSHOTS FIRED)" "(SCREAMING)" "Gunfire is terrifying." "Bullets are sick." "They blast and rip through everything." "(RYAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)" "But isn't that what people want, right?" "To really feel what it's like to be in the shit?" "(SCREAMING)" "That's what I'm talking about, people." "WOMAN:" "Excuse me." "Justin, there is a police officer in the lobby to see yöu." "(CHUCKLES)" "No, no." "Yöu can tell Ryan to wait, please." "Justin!" "Do not go home!" "I'm coming to yöur work!" "We are in a lot of trouble... (TIRES SQUEALING) No, no, no." "No, no, no!" "I can assure yöu that I will make this thing more real... than anything yöu have ever seen in yöur life." "How are yöu gonna show us this realistic violence, huh?" "Freeze!" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "Nobody move!" "Yöu!" "(WOMAN SCREAMS)" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "(GRUNTS)" "(ALL CLAMORING)" "That's a presentation!" "Let's make this game!" "Aah!" "What the fuck have yöu guys been doing, huh?" "(CELL PHONE RINGS)" "JUSTIN:" "Dude, where the hell are yöu?" "MOSSI:" "Are yöu having fun?" "Justin Miller." "Yöu wanna be a cop?" "Average police response time... 12 minutes." "Average time it takes for a man to bleed out, 7 minutes." "Yöu do the math." "Ryan." "Ryan!" "Don't come, Justin!" "Run!" "Run!" "(PHONE BEEPS)" "Ryan!" "Fuck!" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Officer Segars." "Segars, it's Justin." "Who?" "It's Chang." "I'm Chang." "Chang?" "What the hell, yöu piece of shit!" "I'm hearing all kinds of crazy things!" "I know, I know." "And what yöu heard is true." "We're not cops." "It's true?" "But everything I'm about to tell yöu right now is real." "Mossi has got Ryan, and he is gonna kill him." "He's got him in an underground tunnel beneath Tirana, Mossi's club." "What underground tunnels are yöu talking about?" "It's their safehouse." "And there are cops involved." "They tried to shoot me." "Hey, yöu better watch what yöu're saying, Chang." "Just come to Tirana, and yöu'll see it for yöurself." "Please!" "Where are yöu right now?" "(SCRAPING)" "How are yöu doing, partner?" "Long time no see." "Mmm." "Yöu have the vest on." "That's not gonna help." "Yöu're gonna die today." "And so is yöur friend." "So the best thing yöu can do is just tell me everything." "Who did yöu give the evidence to?" "How many copies do yöu have?" "Yöur choice." "Yöu go quick and painless... or yöu're gonna endure something that is... unspeakable." "(BRAKES SQUEALING)" "Hey.." "What are yöu doing down there?" "Josie, yöu gotta go, okay?" "Take Georgie and Lydia and get out of here right now." "What are yöu talking about?" "Don't come..." "I'm not a cop, okay?" "Why do yöu keep Saying that?" "It's complicated." "But what's most important is that yöu leave right now." "Then, if yöu're not a cop, who the hell are yöu?" "No one yöu want to know." "Now go." "Sorry to bother yöu gentlemen." "I need to come in... and take a look around." "(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING)" "RYAN:" "Just don't hurt him." "This was my idea." "Just let him be." "I'm the only one..." "Hey.." "One of yöur pigs is upstairs." "I thought yöu had control of yöur cops." "Uh..." "No, no, no, Mossi, listen." "Mossi, listen to me." "Yöu think he's gonna protect yöu?" "Yöu think a guy like that is gonna protect yöu?" "Think about this." "I've got evidence to put him away for years." "Yöu don't think he's gonna cover his tracks with yöu?" "Huh?" "Think, Mossi!" "What is yöur backup plan?" "(COCKS GUN)" "No, no." "No." "No, please." "No, no, no, please." "No, no, no!" "(GUNSHOT FIRED)" "No!" "Shit!" "(SCREAMING)" "That's my backup plan." "JUSTIN:" "Ryan!" "Ryan!" "(LAUGHING) (SCREAMING)" "Where do these doors go?" "MOSSI:" "This is gonna be so much easier if yöu just hold still." "(RYAN SCREAMING)" "MOSSI:" "Hold still!" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "(RYAN CONTINUES SCREAMING) MOSSI:" "Open." "Open." "Open." "RYAN:" "No!" "I'll shoot him!" "I'll shoot him!" "I swear to God..." "Oh..." "I had yöur 6, dude." "SEGARS:" "Drop yöur weapons!" "Get down!" "(SCREAMING)" "What are yöu doing?" "Saving yöur life!" "But don't get on top of me like this!" "I don't like this!" "6-Adam-7." "Shots fired." "Request all available units..." "Justin, get off!" "What the hell was that?" "RYAN:" "Help get these off me, quick." "Holy shit." "Yöu all right?" "Yeah, are yöu okay?" "Yeah." "RYAN:" "Thank yöu for saving us..." "Just shut up!" "We didn't mean to screw yöu over." "It was never our intention to pull yöu into this." "I don't care." "Get upstairs and get outside!" "And take that thing off." "That's a uniform." "Yöu gotta earn it." "Yöu understand that, "Sarge?"" "Now get the fuck out of here." "SEGARS:" "6-Adam-7." "I need backup, now." "JUSTIN:" "What are yöu doing?" "(DISTANT GUNSHOTS)" "I can't do this." "He's outmanned, he's outgunned, and it's my fault." "Yöu were right." "I gotta take responsibility for once." "That's not what I meant." "Wait!" "What, man?" "(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) (SIGHS)" "No more running away, right?" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "(GUNS COCKING)" "(LAUGHING) Yeah." "(SCREAMING) What the fuck?" "My bad." "Let's not use these." "(GUNSHOTS FIRED)" "What are yöu doing?" "Get the hell out of here!" "Go!" "Now!" "(THUG YELLING)" "(RINGING)" "(GUNSHOTS CONTINUE)" "Here's what we gotta do." "We gotta pull the fire away from him." "He's stuck, okay?" "All right." "On the count of three, we gotta shoot like crazy, okay?" "Okay?" "Okay." "3,2,1." "(RYAN SHOUTING)" "(GUNS CLICKING) (SHOUTS)" "Segars!" "They killed Segars, man!" "RYAN:" "All right, we gotta find a door." "Look back here." "Let's go." "We gotta get the fuck out of here." "Shit, man." "What are we gonna do?" "(DOOR THUDDING)" "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)" "(COCKS GUN)" "(BOTH EXCLAIMING)" "(BREATHING HEAVILY)" "Being in the shit isn't the shit." "No, it's not the shit." "(GUNSHOT FIRED)" "Look, man, I'm sorry about everything." "Everything I said." "I didn't mean..." "Justin, we're brothers." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Yeah, we're brothers... (SCREAMS)" "(COCKS GUN)" "Get up, get up!" "Are yöu okay?" "(WHEEZING)" "Did I just get shot?" "No, it's just the spray." "Yöu're okay." "We gotta go." "I just got shot!" "Like I haven't been shot before." "Come on!" "What?" "Let's go." "Before we die, I just want to tell yöu..." "If yöu tell me yöu love me, I'm gonna punch yöu in yöur face." "But we're about to die!" "But yöu were about to say that yöu loved me!" "Yeah." "Say something better." "Fuck yöu." "That's better." "Ryan?" "(COUGHING)" "Ryan?" "Ryan?" "(GRUNTS)" "Shit." "Chang!" "Oh!" "RYAN:" "Fuck, Chang!" "(GUN CLICKS)" "(GUN CLICKS)" "(GUNSHOT FIRED)" "(INDISTINCT POLICE CHATTER)" "Are yöu okay?" "Beside the fact that yöu shot me, I'm great, Chang." "I'm sorry." "Segars, those two with yöu?" "Yeah, we're good." "Code 4." "SERGEANT:" "All teams, 10-12." "♫Really too late to call so ♪" "♫We waited for ♪" "♫Morning to wake yöu That's all we got ♪" "♫To know me as hardly golden ♪" "♫ls to know me all wrong ♪" "♫They were ♪" "♫At every occasion I'll be ♪" "♫Ready for a funeral ♪" "♫At every occasion... ♪" "JUSTIN: "Life can get confusing..."" ""And yöu lose sight of the person yöu wanted to be."" "SEGARS: (ON TV) "The Los Angeles Police Department is proud to announce..."" ""Mossi Kasic is no longer a threat to this city."" ""Fortunately, I did not have to make this arrest alone."" ""This was truly a team effort."" "RYAN: "All right, man."" "I'm passing this gauntlet on to yöu... so don't let these streets get all messed up again, all right?" "I got this shit, bro." "JUSTIN:" "Sometimes, yöu have to go through hell and back." "Or, we just blow shit up!" "JUSTIN:" "To see that the problems yöu thought were so big in yöur life..." "Weren't so big after all." "Or not." "We could just do what yöu want to do." "Right." "The 2 cops have to work together to get out." "I think it could be great." "Are yöu writing this down?" "Give me that." "Write that down." "JUSTIN:" "And that courage yöu always wanted..." "Yöu always had it." "Yöu just needed to get in the game." "Hi." "Sorry, we don't serve liars here." "Can I get yöu a cup of bullshit for the road?" "Josie, I didn't come here to win yöu back." "Or go back to whatever we were before." "I just came here to tell yöu that I am truly sorry." "And this is what I should have done from the get-go." "Hi, I'm Justin." "Justin Miller." "I'm a 30-year-old video game designer and I have a roommate." "Nice to meet yöu." "I'm sorry." "I'm Josie." "It's nice to meet yöu, too." "POLICE CAPTAIN:" "Officer Nicholas Thomas." "Officer Ryan O'Malley." "JUSTIN:" "And with hard work..." "And a little help from a friend... yöu can become that guy yöu have always wanted to be." "Thank yöu." "Yeah!" "(SIREN WAILS)" "(PEOPLE CLAMORING)" "(BRAKES SQUEALING)" "(SIGHS)" "(I WANT IT THAT WAY PLAYING)" "Aren't yöu a little out of yöur jurisdiction?" "I'm off-duty, civilian." "And get in." "(ENGINE REVVING)" "Easy, dude!" "(SHOUTING) (SCREAMING)" "(LAUGHING)" "What's Pupa doing here?" "He's my informant." "Now that I need ears on the street." "I'm the ears and the eyes on the street for him to know." "DISPATCHER: (ON RADIO) "All units be advised."" ""Possible 2-11 Sierra in progress."" "Awesome, a 2-11 Sierra." "Okay, drop me off right here." "Oh, why are yöu being such a bitch?" "Pupa, stop calling me a bitch!" "(SIREN BLARING)" "Dispatch, we are in route." "No, we are not in route." "(SIREN STOPS)" "Yes, we are." "(SIREN BLARING)" "No, we are not." "Yes, we are." "Don't touch that!" "We're gonna arrest yöu!" "(SCREAMING)" "That is a Code 3, Chang!" "We are back!" "Whoo!" ""Hope You've Liked  Enjoyed The Movie"" "Copyright from ecOtOne™" "JUSTIN:" "Pizza boy, freeze!" "Put the pizzas down, now." "Put the pizzas down!" "Put them down!" "And the sodas!" "And the sodas, too!" "Yeah!" "(ENGINE REVVING)" "(SIREN BLARING)" "Yöu need to test drive it for what?" "For emissions, sir." "Now step outside." "Hey, Chang, hop in." "This one's yöu, bud." "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "JUSTIN:" "I love that car!" "(JUSTIN WHOOPS)" "How long is he gonna be?" "I don't know." "A couple of hours, I bet." "Officers, thank yöu so much." "No, thank yöu so much." "What is...?" "MAN:" "Oh, shit!" "Not again, man!" "(ALL SHOUTING)" "(SIREN BLARING)" "Oh, shit, the cops!" "Go!" "Copyright from ecOtOne™" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Okay, it's the rula Nightmare cougar ♪" "♫Keep me a Ruger Pop me a poo-putt ♪" "♫The East is where I grew up So it's what I threw up ♪" "♫Sicker than a mothafucka Might throw my food up ♪" "♫Who cooler, no one losers Yöu had good brains ♪" "♫I ain't even had to school her ♪" "♫Need me a tutor I just want to do her ♪" "♫Pass it through the inc And let my bro screw her ♪" "♫I'm killer and I'll be that way ♪" "♫I got a large appetite for some pussy and weed ♪" "♫I said my money is green and my thun thun blue ♪" "♫And if!" "pop that bitch she gon' pop one too ♪" "♫Okay, she poppin' too ♪" "♫Now she's geeked like me ♪" "♫I said we jerkin' and we stumping' ♪" "♫But can't catch the beat ♪" "♫We can't catch the beat but I'm feelin' my dance ♪" "♫I had one pill left and it fell out my hand ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay ♪" "♫AH right, oh, my goodness I'm turned up ♪" "♫I got a bottle Yöu got a cup ♪" "♫Yöu hit the Dougie I two-step ♪" "♫Yöu're not with this I am lnC Rep ♪" "♫Ha, yöu can make a chick about us ♪" "♫She know my whole crew She know the song too ♪" "♫Ratchet boys in this shit like what it do ♪" "♫Finattic Gang, ho Now who the fuck are yöu?" "♪" "♫I'm easy I'm never turned down ♪" "♫Thizz face on Girl this ain't no frown ♪" "♫Sippin' on lean Somebody's girl goin' down ♪" "♫Like 3-2-1 Where yöur girl at now?" "♪" "♫Three pills down That's on me ♪" "♫And it wouldn't be a song if I didn't say "eeeiii" ♪" "♫So don't drop that thun thun Girl turn the function up ♪" "♫And we gon' keep it goin' when the hook come back along ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay ♪" "♫Say if yöu drop it What?" "♪" "♫Just pick it up What?" "♪" "♫And grab a bad bitch and head to the cut ♪" "♫What?" "Say if yöu drop it ♪" "♫What?" "Just pick it up ♪" "♫What?" "And grab a bad bitch and head to the cup ♪" "♫What?" "Say yöu a freak ♪" "♫What?" "Yöu're not a freak like me ♪" "♫What?" "'Cause I'm a F-R-E-A-K Yeah, that's me ♪" "♫Ha..ha ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Ay, don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay, ay ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun ♪" "♫Don't drop that thun thun Av, av ♪" "(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)" "Copyright from ecOtOne™"