"Thanks again for taking me away this weekend" "This is exactly what I needed to get my mind off my anniversary" "Well, that's what we're gonna do" "In fact, for the rest of the weekend, let's just not mentionthe words" ""Leo", "marriage", "anniversary" or "ointment"" " Ointment?" " I just hate that word" "All right, just so we're clear, Will..." "Are we allowed to mention the message Leo left that may or may not have said he was gonna meet Grace on the rooftop of the Peninsula Hotel to possibly rekindle the love they once had ointment?" "Let's just say for you, all words are off limits" "You know, honey the same policy with my staff" "They are not allowed to say insurance, fair wage, can I have Christmas off to visit my children?" "Or ointment That one sticks in my craw too" "Ooh..." "Ooh, I'm vibrating" "Which means I have a text message on my vibrator" "Let's see..." ""All Out TV executives should come up with an idea for a network promo."" ""It needs to send a positive message to the gay community."" "So it's saying your promo needs to be pro 'mo" "Gay puns don't work on you, dear." "No" ""No problem." "My promo will be... pro 'mo."" "Jack" "That was hilarious" "Driver, turn the heat up!" "There's a little nip in the air Oh, make that two of 'em" "Forget about the heat What about this traffic?" "It's so annoying!" "We haven't moved in a half hour Let's go!" "Hey, hey, hey, hey Come on" "Let's forget the traffic and the cold" "The important thing is, we're all here for Grace" "Screw this crap." "Let's get outta here" "Turn off the air condition and put on the heat" "Now, let's pull out of this parking spot and hit the road!" "Àª  ±×·¹ÀÌ½º 7x07 Will  Grace  Vince  Nadine" "Á¶°ÇºÎ ¹èÆ÷ / ¼öÁ¤±ÝÁö ¹èÆ÷½Ã ÀÚ¸· ÃâÃ³¸¦ ²À ¹àÇôÁÖ¼¼¿ä" "Jackie, I just wanna stop in here for a second" " I have to use the bathroom" " Welcome to the Peninsula Hotel" " May I help you?" " Yes, I'd like a suite please" "What are you talking about?" "I thought you said you had to go to the bathroom" "I do" "Make sure the toilet has a park view" "Oh, my God, Karen, look Oh, my God." "Look who it is" "It's that guy from that commercial years ago, remember?" "He used to dress in a devil outfit and sit on people's shoulders and offer them cocoa in a can" "He--he used to say "It's sinfully delicious."" "The Cocoa Devil!" "Honey, he's the one you should ask to be in your promo" "He's the perfect mid-level-celebrity-nobody for your mid-level-nothing cable network" "Gee, Karen, I don't know" "I mean, you just can't go up to somebody like that" "He's obviously very successful He's staying in a five star hotel" "Your suite's ready" "Oh, happy day, Margaret" "I see your bell's fixed" "Oh, my God." "You're a bellboy?" "But you're a great actor You belong on Broadway" "I will be" "This weekend I'm picking up a brunch shift at the Times Square Howard Johnson's" "That's funny" "I once picked up something from a Howard Johnson I met in Times Square" "That's why I hate the word "ointment"" "Hey, look, this has a video of all the stuff we can do here." "Ah" "Look at this one of the moon reflecting off the lake." "It's gorgeous" "Wait, the moon's reflecting off the lake I can't see the TV" "God, it's so great to get out of the city and just appreciate nature" "Yeah, watching all this fresh air can really build up an appetite." "Come on" "Let's order room service" "Oh, I think we can do a little bit better than room service" "Check that menu." "I don't think you'll find an herb chevre and caramelized onion panini" "Oh, a new special from Chez Gay!" "Yeah, I put 'em in your bag just before we left" "I woulda put 'em in my bag, but your bag already smelled like cheese" " I'll get it" " No, no, no, I'll get" "Oh, that's curious" "This bread is as hard as our answering machine" "How did that get in there?" "Every time I reach for my keys, I always grab an appliance" "Grace" "Okay, I" "I just wanted to see if I could..." "get clear on what Leo was saying" "What are you expecting to hear?" "That he's actually gonna be on that rooftop at 9:00 tomorrow night?" "Fine." "Let's say that he is gonna be there" " Then what?" " What do you mean?" "Do you wanna go meet him?" "I mean, you could've gotten back with him any time in the last six months, but you didn't" "So what's changed?" " Nothing" " Nothing's changed" " You're right" " I am" "Because the romance and the moonlight and the anniversary don't make a bit of difference" "I know." "It's just--you know, the sound of his voice just was really" "I don't know, it just instantly brought me back to..." "No." "No, no." "I am not gonna get sucked back into this again" "You're right." "You know what?" "I'm gonna get rid of this message right now" "Hey!" "You didn't have to throw it out!" "Yeah, well, you didn't have to throw out the blender just 'cause there was a spider in it" "It hissed and adopted an attack posture!" "You hissed and adopted an attack posture" "Don't worry We'll get a new machine" "It won't be the same I was saving a message from Vince" "Now all the swans in the lake are gonna know he calls me "fluffer-nutter"" "Wow, a gay network 20 years ago, the closest we had was "Cagney and Lacey"" "Well, let me tell you, we've come a long way" "Now there's an entire network devoted to reruns of "Cagney and Lacey"" "Hey, Jack" "Ah, Jimmy." "He's my arch nemesissy" "Did you hear the good news?" "I found the perfect spokesman for Out TV" "Oh, dear, is there a pay phone around?" "I need to call Ho-Jo's and get back on the sub list" "Actually, I already found someone" "It's the Sinfully Delicious Cocoa Devil" "Who could possibly be a better camp icon from the '70s?" "Let me just say again, Rip... how trilled, honored and excited we all are to have you as the face of Out TV" "Oh, I'm excited myself!" "I can finally afford some new confetti" "Ah, excuse me, Jamie I don't mean to interrupt" "I believe I found the spokesperson for Out TV" "Here's my head shot" "I know the haircut's a bit outdated, but at the time, the Dorothy Hamill look was all the rage" "No, no, I remember you." "You're the guy from the cocoa commercial" "I also did three years at Williamstown, two seasons at the Guthrie, and spent a winter at the Old Vic" "Uh, look, nobody's concerned about your prison time here" "We just look at talent" "Rip, sorry, but we have to let you go" "How dare you!" "And if you think you can get any more confetti, you're not" "Who am I kidding?" "Can you give me a lift to the bus stop, please?" "Good work, Jack" "But I feel bad about the way I treated Rip" "I'm gonna let him shake out the three-hole punch before he leaves" "I love the local news." "It's so uplifting" "Those two old apple farmers lost everything in the fire and, yet, somehow managed to persevere" "Grace, you have to pay attention The crystal meth lab in their barn exploded" "Still, we should send money" " I'm tired" " Yeah, me too" "This is great" "It's so nice to be in a bed with sheets" "Thank you, Will" "For making me get rid of that message, being so rational" "You're welcome" "I wish I could turn off my feelings like you" "I'm just a big soppy romantic" " Well, I have my romantic side too" " Yeah" "What?" "I do" "I know, and I think it's great that you think you do" "Sweetie, I'm just say how grateful I am to have a best friend who makes decisions based on logic not emotion" "Well, it's not like I have no emotions" "I mean, just because my Grandma taught me that God hates boys who show emotion doesn't mean that I'm a robot" "It's good" "This whole Leo thing... whether or not he wanted to meet me" "If so, do I go, do I want to?" "What does it all mean?" "I mean, I" "I woulda kept my foot in that door forever" "Mooning about what might be on the other side" "And you, you shut that door and locked it" " I wouldn't say I shut" " No, you did" "And thank you for making the decision for me" "I'm gonna sleep easy tonight" "Good night, Fluffer-nutter" "Honey, look at you in that headset You look like a high-powered TV exec" "Or someone who's about to hand me a shake" "Ooh, I'm getting something" "Yes, hello?" "Yes, hello?" "Yes, hello" "Yes, the talent is in make-up, and he'll be with you in five minutes" "He's a little behind I was in make-up before him" "Honey, do you think Winter White is a good color for Rosario's saddlebag?" "Feels so good to be wearing pancake again" "And not serving it at the International House Of" "Now may I see the script?" "Oh, no, no." "Heh-heh" "There's no script It's just two lines." "Yeah" "I need you to look the camera lens right there." "I need you to say" ""Watch Out TV."" "Watch Out TV I like that, it's smart" "Yes, yes, yes "It's sinfully delicious."" "I won't say that It's demeaning" "No, it's not" "Now put on your horns and your Dorothy Hamill wig and dance for your 50 bucks" "I can't." "I can never say those words again" "What are you talking about?" "Why do you think we hired ya?" "Because I'm a classically trained actor" " I played Hamlet, Willy Loman, Iago" " All in your cocoa devil outfit?" "Just Iago" "The world only knows me as a four-inch tall demon superimposed on Gabe Kaplan's shoulder" "Sure, I won a Clio and drove a brand new Mazda 626" "But, like most actor in popular TV commercials, I became addicted to heroin" "But worst of all, I never got another job" "No one could ever see me as anything but that damn Cocoa Devil" "All right, come on, let's go, guys We're on a tight schedule" "We have to get that video camera back to PS 185 by 4:00 or my nephew gets suspended" "You're sinfully delicious!" "wait and see him with his pitchfork" "Listen you!" "I don't care about your sad life!" "You are gonna come up here You're gonna stand there" "And you're gonna look into the camera, and you're gonna do this commercial because there's 114 viewers who need to point at the screen and go," ""Oh, look, it's that guy from that thing, I think"!" "I see" "Just give me a moment to prepare" "Honey, you were so manly" "The way you were hissing and spitting at him like that" "Karen, what you've just witnessed is the second definition of a tonguelashing at this network" "It's not pretty." "But it's effective" "It sure was" "Look what it's done for Cocoa D" "He's running like a man half his age" "Oh, my God!" "Karen, what do I do?" "This is devastating" "I can't breathe" "Everything's spinning I'm hearing voices" "Oh, right--yes, hello." "Yes, hello?" "Grace?" "Grace!" " Bacon's ready" " Is it burnt?" "I like it burnt" "Listen, last night when I made that big decision for you," "I didn't, right?" "I mean, you-- You made it" "Not really." "It was all you" "But I mean, Karen and Jack weighed in too, right?" "Oh, please." "Karen and Jack?" "You think I'm gonna trust my love life to Vampira and the Adult Toddler?" "But you do listen to them" "Sweetie, half the time I don't listen to myself" "I don't have to." "I have you" "You're always so certain" " I'm not certain" " What?" "I'm not certain" "What do you mean?" "If you weren't certain why did you sound so certain?" "I always sound certain I talk that way on purpose to seem smarter and hide my insecurities My real voice is more like this!" "Okay." "No, no Will, what you said made sense" "Whether Leo's there or not, it doesn't matter Nothing's changed" " Stop saying what I said!" " Well, you were right" " Well, I'm not certain!" " About what?" "About anything" "A-a-a-about whether he'll be there, or if you should be there" "Or-Or if you two are destined to be together Or if chocolate is a mood enhancer 'cause it's never made me feel anything but regret" "Will, don't worry." "You don't have to be certain, 'cause I am" "It's about time I grew up and started making some sane rational choices" "Listen to yourself." "Sane?" "Rational?" "That's not you" "You're crazy" "You're the girl who took off her top at a Journey concert and threw it at the stage" "Twice!" "Because they didn't notice the first time" "Look, if you are not on that rooftop at 9:00 tonight you're gonna spend the rest of your life wondering whether or not he showed up because I talked you out of it" "Sweetie, don't flatter yourself I've got a mind of my own" "This is my decision" " Really?" " Yes" "Trust me." "I know what I want" "Okay." "Huh." "Okay" "Look, I'm gonna go sign us up for tree tapping" "They teach you how to make maple syrup" "I'll pass." "This is my last morning with sheets for awhile" "Margaret, please, I need my job back" "Doesn't 11 years of covering your affair mean anything to you?" "I'll take it from here, Margaret We're still on for 3:00, right?" "I'm sorry I ran out like that, but I won't go back" "I've got a good thing going here" "A job at a nice hotel, a three-speed bicycle, and a room at the Y" "No doubt you're living the dream" "But let me tell ya a little story" "Between my first and second marriages," "I did what many girls in my position do..." "I backpacked through Japan, Vietnam, and Bhutan" "One day while was worshipping in silence at the Golden Temple in Kyoto," "I was discovered by a commercial director" "Hmm." "Long story short," "I became the face of "Atooshi Kodki!"" "The energy drink of today's youth" "It was a health drink... chock-full of vitamins, minerals, and 22 grams of nicotine" "Anyway, I became a sensation" "Everywhere I went, I was mobbed by Japanese people" "Fortunately, it was right around the time they invented pepper spray" "And you lost your entire sense of self" "Exactly" "However, years later when they discovered that nicotine was dangerous and replaced it with Ephedra and trace amounts baby laxative" "they offered me another commercial But I said no" "And that is a decision I have regretted ever since" "But why?" "You checked into a hotel just to pee" " It seems like you have everything" " Not everything!" "I would trade it all for the chance to be famous again" "It is the greatest thing any human can achieve" "You are never closer to God than when you are on television" "Now you say it" " I don't think I can" " Say it" " No" " Say it, bitch" "It's sinfully delicious" "I knew you'd be here" "Hi" "You know you went out for maple syrup 12 hours ago" "What are you doing?" "I needed to know if he was gonna show up" "Why?" "Did you guys have plans for a romantic rendezvous, too?" "I'm here so that if any time in the future you start wondering if he came or not," "I'll have the answer" "Oh..." "Now I can't get mad at you for ditching me" "I didn't ditch you." "I took that awful bus so you could have the car" "You left me the car?" "Oops" "Look..." "I like that you pay all my bills, and you do all my laundry, and make all my meals for me, but you really don't have to ake care of me anymore" "I feel like I do" "Well, you don't" "Although on our way out, I do need $675 for the taxi" "What about you?" "What are you doing here?" " I came to take you home" " Really?" "Not 'cause you wanted to see if he'd show?" "Nope Just for you" "Let's go" "So what are you gonna make me for dinner?" "Dinner?" "I thought I didn't have to take care of you anymore" "Baby steps, Will" "Hmm, guess it's not too late to glaze a ham" "Karen, thank you so much The spot went great" "I owe you a big favor Anything you ever need, just ask" " Well, honey, in that case" " No!" "Will you get off my back, woman?" "Atooshi Kodki!" "Atooshi Kodki!" "Come on!" "Karen, I don't understand." "Why are Japanese people always so into you?" "I have no idea, honey" "Á¶°ÇºÎ¹èÆ÷ / ¼öÁ¤±ÝÁö ¹èÆ÷½Ã ÀÚ¸· ÃâÃ³¸¦ ²À ¹àÇôÁÖ¼¼¿ä"