"Welcome to Paradise!" "Relax." "Come on, Sims, relax." "Nobody saw you get on the aircraft." "And as far as everybody's concerned, you're just still in the States." "Hey, you're home free." "Yeah." "The police are probably following me now." "Not here." "Relax." "Come on, it's cool." "Right." "Let's take a look at the goods." "Ha, I've always wanted to see what $60 million in diamonds looked like." "$6 million is your share." "I wouldn't cheat you, Catlin." "You're an accountant, Sims." "Figure it out." "I trusted Daniel Sims." "No one's blaming you, Senator." "I'm blaming me!" "I was Chairman of the Famine Aid Committee." "That $60 million was raised on my name, my friends, my reputation." "And it was stolen by the man I hired." "Daniel Sims." "It's not my reputation" "I care about, MacGyver." "What Catlin stole isn't just dollars" "These people are dying today." "That money was raised to save human lives." "When my daughter, Chris, heard about it, she flew back from Africa." "She's in the Virgin Islands now." "She's trying to find some way to get to Catlin, but... nothing's worked." "Nothing." "Well, then, I better get going." "Here they come." "Billy?" "Hi" "Your name MacGyver?" "That's amazing." "So is mine." "You're MacGyver?" "Oh, sorry." "I guess I was expecting another high-powered lawyer or an ex-FBI agent with another great idea that doesn't work..." "I.." "I'm sorry." "I'm a little wound up." "Chris Rhodes." "Your father tells me you've been researching things here." "You can start by telling me what you know about Catlin." "He keeps what amounts to a private army around here." "Some of them arrived with him." "He used to be a mercenary, soldier-of-fortune." "Asia Minor, Libya." "In Angola, they call him The Butcher." "Hey, Chris, we're gonna get to him." "Just what exactly do you do, MacGyver?" "What else do you know about Catlin?" "He came to the Virgin Islan about five years ago with a gaudy reputation and a lot of money" "With which he bought this hotel and casino." "Huh" " Catlin's little hideaway." "You don't like him much, do you?" "You know, I was in the Peace Corps in Africa." "I know what famine does." "There he is." "Welcome... to my little exhibition." "That's Catlin." "Come on over, guys." "Oh!" "We got a confirmation from Amsterdam." "They can handle the diamonds." "All of them?" "$60 million to be paid to a Swiss account." "We need flight plans and clearances." "I want to be off this island in 48 hours." "See to it." "He looks like a happy guy." "Why not?" "We can't touch him." "Maybe we can" "What if I were to just to go in and... take the diamonds from Catlin?" "My God, you're a thief!" "It's impossible!" "It's ridiculous!" "It's illegal." "Why?" "Catlin claims he doesn't have the diamonds." "You tell me how taking something that doesn't exist constitutes breaking the law, hmm?" "Because we can't just" "Well, because we...we can't just plan a break-in, or...or pull off some kind of far-fetched caper, or..." "You know, you're right." "What the hell!" "We'll do it!" "What you mean" ""we"?" "You were in the Peace Corps, not the Green Berets, remember?" "Come on, what's your plan?" "I have found from past experiences that the tighter your plan, the more likely you are to run into something..." "unpredictable." "Okay." "How, then?" "We fake it." "Oh, great." "Great!" "We are in deep trouble." "Look, for starters, we're probably talking about 200 pounds of diamonds." "Now, where's he gonna store that?" "Believe me, I know Catlin." "He wouldn't trust his own mother." "Everything he has, he guards." "So?" "So, I researched all the construction permits on the casino." "He built in two security vaults-- a big one in the casino and another one in his private suite." "Then that's where I'll start." "Where do we begin?" ""I" begin by getting a look at the inside of that casino vault, see if the diamonds are there." "I'll go in as a high roller." "Start shooting' and see what..." "Catlin's casino is, well, frankly, dishonest." "Nobody wins." "The vault in the casino has got to be guarded and locked, so the best way to get a look at the inside is by invitation." "So, I'll have to make sure I win big at the crap table." "Get them to store my money in their vault." "How can you be so sure you'll win?" "I'll cheat." "Not bad." "You look like James Bond." "I feel like..." "James Bond." "I'm in disguise." "Oh!" "Oh, I'm so sorry!" "You stupid little fool!" "You spilled this drink all over my dress!" "Nice lady." "Do you know how much this costs?" "I-I know." "I'm sorry." "My husband gave it to me for my birthday" "Should be right to give me a proper diversion." "I want to know your name." "I'd like to speak to your supervisor." "I'm so sorry." "You're absolutely right." "It was my fault." "It was very clumsy of me" "When I was a kid, the first time I went fishing," "I had to jury rig my own line." "This is an absolute outrage." "It worked." "Caught a fish that turned a lot of eyes." "..So embarrassed in my life..." "This catch should do the same thing." "This is absolutely ridiculous!" "I'm sorry." "Please forgive me." "I'm sorry." "I'm soaking wet in the middle of the casino." "I mean, where is the manager?" "I..." "I want to talk to somebody..." "I want this replaced!" "Oh." "Oh." "Excuse me." "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Oh." "God!" "I..." "Oh, God!" "Oh!" "What..." "What are you looking at?" "Winner, seven." "Front line winner." "Play come." "Any craps" "Cut the seven." "Again." "Lucky seven, 11, any craps" "Number's up on the come-out." "Comin' out." "Cut to seven, bet the hard eight, hard eight." "Seven again." "Pay the front line." "Front seven shooter." "Bet the front line." "Bet the seven." "11, any craps" "Bet the hard eight." "Let it ride." "I've got this afternoon's net winnings figure." "What is it, Jack?" "That's the one." "Your Virgin Mary, sir." "Oh." "Thank you." "Thank you,sir." "You're welcome." "Okay, here we go." "Come on." "Seven." "Right here, bet the front line." "Any craps" "I want you to find out who he is." "My pleasure." "Uh, we'll let that ride again." "Hi." "I'm Tiffany." "Bond." "James Bond." "Uh, again." "Oh, I'm sorry, sir." "That's over our limit." "Let it ride." "Good luck." "Somehow, I know you mean that." "Would you like to go again for the whole $130,000?" "Lucky dice." "Let's see how lucky you really are." "Think I'll pass." "Don't want to be greedy." "This table is closed, ladies and gentlemen." "Thank you very much." "Excuse me." "I have to ask a favor." "I'm going to feel a little nervous walking around with all of your money in my pockets." "I assume the casino has a vault?" "Not a very big vault, is it?" "No, but big enough to keep your money safe." "until you're ready to have another try at your luck, Mr., uh..." "MacGyver." "MacGyver." "I haven't seen you around." "I haven't been around." "So, Jack, it's been fun." "I'll tell you, Jack," "I've about had my fill of the crap table." "Mr. MacGyver, you made six straight passes." "The odds are against it." "Yeah, that's why they call it gambling, I guess." "These dice are perfect." "Yeah, you can say that again." "Huh?" "Which is why we noticed... you've forgotten your drink." "Seven." "The hard way." "I'd like you to accompany these gentlemen to my office." "It's a little more private." "Take him out." "Well, Jack, you've been terribly civil about this up until now." "Why not?" "Oh!" "Oh, you clots." "The least you could do is help me up." "All right, you, hold it." "Hold it, I said." "This way!" "It's stuck" "Hold it!" "Get him!" "Think, MacGyver." "Of course." "Hey, MacGyver, what happened?" "The diamonds aren't in the casino vault." "They must be in his private suite." "Oh, great." "I never said it was going to be easy." "How can you sleep?" "Usually, it's no problem." "MacGyver...." "Come on, MacGyver." "It was terrific." "I mean last night." "I was scared and excited and... it's like all the frustration just let go." "Felt good, did it?" "Oh, felt great." "More coffee?" "Uh, more coffee?" "Sure." "That Catlin's suite?" "Mm-hmm, and the diamonds must be in his vault." "Well, I'll find 'em." "Well, we don't have to worry about Catlin-- he's always on the casino floor but last night his security guard told me that Catlin has a spy camera and an alarm system covering the suite." "Well, the guy figures to be a little careful." "MacGyver, there are over 200 pounds of diamonds in there" "Even if you can open the vault, getting the diamonds out'll be impossible." "Maybe." "Maybe not." "But the way I plan to do it, it's going to be kinda noisy, kind of, uh, public." "You know what I mean?" "So I'm going to need a major distraction." "Small riot in the casino would do just fine." "You're going to cause a riot in Catlin's casino?" "Oh, you bet." "You can't possibly show your face in there again." "I won't." "You will." "I hope I can walk with that thing in there." "Just make sure you get this magnet as close to the roulette wheel as possible." "Maybe I can hop." "No, it'll be all right." "What are you doing with my ring?" "Give me your finger." "Ooh, who am I supposed to scratch?" "You're not going to scratch anybody." "Just like this when you're playing blackjack." "Oh, and then accuse them of cheating." "Yeah." "Then you do the roulette, the slots." "But, Chris, you got to make sure it comes together at 2:10 sharp." "All right, you remember, as soon as the diamonds are in my car, you get in your car and you go." "I'll be right behind you." "But it's got to come together at 2:10 a.m. sharp, or we're history." "I'll be here." "Good." "MacGyver?" "Yeah... we're gonna make it." "Now if Thomas Edison is correct, at 2:10, when these wires touch, all the slot machines and lights in the casino oughtta go crazy." "Excuse me" "Think this machine will change my luck?" "Win some, lose some." "Going to have to deal with that security camera in the penthouse hall." "The mirror from Chris' compact ought to show them a thing or two." "All bets down, please." "All right, got to call a little attention to myself." "It should take at least 80 seconds for the security people to get up here." "About enough time for me to get into Catlin's." "Maybe." "Thomas?" "Yeah." "Some kind of interference." "Go check it out." "Good evening." "Is there anything you need?" "I could use some luck..." "right about now." "Looks fine up here." "Yeah, it's okay down here, too." "Place your bets." "Place your bets." "Thank you, madam." "Place your bets, please." "All bets are down." "Ten black-- the lady wins." "Seems your luck is changing." "Phew." "Nasty habit." "Catlin's private vault." "Subtle little thing." "Great." "No combination, no lock, no nothing." "And you're no help." "Maybe." "Hey, Catlin, how about bringing me some luck?" "I've already lost $30,000." "Tonight, luck is with the lady." "It's the penthouse again." "Get up there." "I'm on my way." "I'll tell Mr. Catlin." "Place your bets." "Round and round." "All bets down now." "Mr. Catlin, we have an intruder alarm in your penthouse apartment." "Excuse me." "I'll be right back." "Five black the winner." "Looks good to me, Mr. Catlin." "Something set the alarm off." "Which one of you idiots left the bird cage open?" "God!" "Come on, sweetheart." "Oh, that's a baby." "Come on." "There you go." "That's it." "Yes." "It's all right." "Guess I'd better check everything else while I'm here." "What's the matter, sweetheart?" "Everything's secure." "Thanks." "I owe you for this." "All bets down, please." "Winner, number seven black." "Did you see that?" "Did you see that?" "Eleven red." "That's why I've been losing my money." "Excuse me, sir, please." "Let go of me." "Take it easy." "This wheel is rigged." "What a clip joint you got here." "You're right." "It's an octave too high." "And the name of the game is blackjack." "Bets, please." "Excuse me, sir." "Is there something wrong with this card?" "She's right." "This place is a rip-off!" "These cards are marked!" "Hey, we've been taken!" "What kind of place is this?" "All these cards are marked!" "I want my money back -- every dime of it." "500 bucks." "And I want to talk to the manager!" "Buzz off, bastard!" "Let go of me!" "Take it easy." "This is a horrible place!" "Hey, take it easy, take it easy now." "Excuse me." "I've got a bottle of champagne on ice if you could wait." "On that machine, was there a pretty brunette?" "I just saw her leave." "Come on!" "Over here." "Come on." "Hold on!" "Watch it!" "Come on!" "come on!" "Out!" "Come on!" "I always knew you'd be lucky for me." "MacGyver?" "Yeah." "It's me." "Don't do what he tells you." "I'll kill her unless you do exactly as I say." "I'm here." "There's a small park just near the breakwater." "Oh, and MacGyver... don't forget to bring the diamonds." "Good morning." "Where's Chris?" "Straight ahead." "Turn at the breakwater." "Your lady's waiting in the plane." "Let go!" "MacGyver!" "See, MacGyver" "You wanted the girl... you got the girl." "You gave him the diamonds?" "Ah, yes, our Mr. MacGyver is quite the romantic." "That's why... he loses and I win." "Okay, let's go up front." "You two, come on" "Still got the ring?" "What?" "Oh, yeah." "Use it." "You two!" "Inside!" "Get the jack out of that trunk fast!" "Take it up to 30,000 feet." "The lack of oxygen will kill 'em." "I got an idea." "All right, time to go." "All right, all right!" "I'm ready." "I hope this thing works." "Consider it a test drive." "Now, get yourself down and brace yourself." "This could be fun!" "Oh!" "They should be pretty docile by now." "You can come up now." "How you feeling?" "Great!" "Great!"