"Hurry up, Grandpa's waiting." "C'mon!" "Let's go!" "Do you remember Grandpa?" " I remember he has a big moustache." " He's ill, so don't upset him." "He was a great man, and now... oh dear, it's just too bad." "Now just be calm." "Hello." "Come in." " Is this the insane asylum?" " Yes." " Wait, I'll go find Grandpa." " Are they all loonies in here?" "Don't be silly." "Come here, boy." "Let's make friends." " What's your name, boy?" " Hans Christian Andersen." "Come closer, I'll give you a kiss." "Remember, it was the Lord God himself who kissed you." "You'll be a great man." "Everyone will know who you are!" "Are you really the Lord God?" "Are You whom I pray to every morning before breakfast?" "Pray to me before lunch and before dinner too." "But we don't always have lunch every day, nor do we always have dinner." "Pray with all your heart, and then you will always have lunch, and dinner, and even dessert." " I'm fond of dessert." " Me too." "But why are You down here, and not up in Heaven?" "You don't believe me?" "Let there be rain!" " Give some to me!" "I want some!" " Me too!" " Me too!" "Me too!" " And me too!" "Hans Christian, say hello to grandfather." "Hello, grandfather." "Grandma, guess what?" "Just now the Lord God himself kissed me!" " When?" "Where?" " Right here!" "He said I would become a great man." "He has a great big circle around his head." " Who does?" " Come look, I'll show you." "Where is he?" "Show me!" "He's there, sitting on the bench." " There's nobody there." " But He was just there!" "Is he anywhere in that group?" "No, He's not there." "Maybe he flew off to Heaven?" ""Lord, let us live out this day, without being hungry." "Let it be light," "And let the sun warm us." "Spare us, Lord, from snows and rains, for the poor, Lord, spare some pains." "Send us our harvest bread, Lord, with neither rage nor dread," "Wind, leave off your howls and moans" "Don't disturb the cruel sea." "Leave the cold waves" "Sleep in peace" "Neither howl, nor shriek, nor moan" "Send our poor fishermen home." "Send us our harvest bread, Oh Lord," "Without rage" "Or wrath or dread." "Awful fear of death we feel" "Just give us the strength to heal." "Spare us, Lord," "From snows and rains," "For the poor, Lord, spare, some pains." "May it soon" "Be light" "May the sun shine bright." "From our path, Lord, we did stray" "We have fallen," "Lost our way."" "Dinner!" " What brings you here?" " I brought my grandson." "He's the shoemaker Andersen's son." "His father died two years ago." "Can't you hire him?" " I don't need him." " Well, take him on as an apprentice, I beg of you!" " Of what use is he?" " He knows how to read." "He knows dramatic theatre plays by heart, he dances and he can do hard labor, and what's more he sings!" "Oh, how he sings!" "What's wrong with you, old woman?" "Where do you think you brought him?" "Take him to the town square, and let him sing there!" "Now we'll start the mechanical looms, and your little fool will sing then!" "Won't that be fun?" "How rude and coarse you all are!" "Now, now, no babbling!" "Let's get out of here!" "Hans, what are you thinking of?" ""There, where so freely I roam, by a brook in the woods is a home" "and there all night a candle's burning bright" "Johann, Johann, Johannes, my dear friend!" "Where is your lovely home with windows twain?" "Johann, Johann, Johannes, my dear friend!" "Just shades remain." "So I wait for the evening shadows" "And sleepless I'll quiver all night" "For a glimpse through the curtained windows" "Of my loved one, my wife - oh dear sight!"" " Excellent!" "Marvelous!" " What a voice!" " He's a real artist." " It's my dream to be an artist!" "And soon I'll go to Copenhagen and enter the Royal theatre!" "All right, really show us something now!" "Let him sing one more song, and then we must all work!" "This isn't quite yet the Royal Theatre." "All right, leave your nightingale here, and I promise we won't eat him." ""The old bridge in summers before..." "No, I didn't know.."" "I think he's just a girl." " I'm a boy." " He has a voice just like a girl." "He's a boy, I know for sure." "He's a missy, no doubt about it." "We'll check it out right now!" " I'll find out himself." " Let me go!" "I'm a boy!" "Let's make sure." "Come on, undress him!" "Put it on, hurry!" "You pigs!" "You hear?" "You are all pigs!" "For tremendous achievements in the field of literature!" "Thank you, Your Majesty." "The thanks of the Fatherland are especially precious to me." "Long live the master of Danish literature!" "I congratulate you heartily, Andersen." "I read your excellent novel, The Improviser." "Tell me, my dear Andersen were you writing about yourself?" " To some degree." "Your Majesty, and he writes about himself." "What if I ask you right now to improvise a fairy tale on a theme I'll give you, impromptu?" "I'm not sure, but for you, Your Majesty, I'll try." "Try to make up a fairy tale, well, let's say, about... glory." "Glory?" "Who better than you, Andersen, to invent a fairy tale about glory?" "Well, gather round." "I'll try." "I'm with you." "Glory is an woman enormously tall as tall as the tower of our Town Hall." "She looks down at the people fussing below petty, puny folk!" "And Glory bends down, picks one of them out of the crowd at random." "Raises him ever-so-high right up to her eyes, looks him over carefully, then pronounces with disappointment:" ""Again - no good!"" "Then she casts him back to the ground." "But Glory won't drop you!" "Who knows?" "We are all in God's hands." "Yet I can't understand how you manage to write such sublime stories?" "Your Majesty, it's quite simple." "In the morning" "I sit down at my desk, dip my pen in the inkwell and think, "what should I write today." "Suddenly there's a knock on the door." ""Come in", I say." "A lady walks in who sometimes, by the way, looks a bit like Miss Henrietta, and says, scarcely audibly:" ""I'm a fairy tale." "I'm here to help you."" "She stands at my back, silently, but suddenly characters appear in my mind, images and words are born and jostle each other, and the sentences just flow from my pen." "I turn around sharply " "but no one's there." "Are you joking?" " Of course." " So I guessed." "The Royal Theatre of Copenhagen." "Premiere!" "Come to the premiere!" "Mama, the theatre!" "Theatre people are the worst!" "I washed an actress's clothes." "She just left without even playing." "Oh, my beloved King!" "Will you charge off to battle with the Saracens on an elephant, a lion, or a rhinoceros?" "Oh, my beloved Lady Anna, on a lion, naturally." "I'm Richard the Lion-Heart after all!" "The Saracens will see the lion and scatter and flee in fear." "Lady Anna is on the balcony." "O, my beloved Richard the Lion-Heart!" "I will wait for you, while you are off to the wars." "Battling the infidels to free the Holy Sepulchre." "Oh, my beloved Lady Anna." "Are you playing with puppets?" "Those aren't puppets, but actors!" " They're putting on my play." " That's funny." " Who're you?" " You don't know me." "They hide me because I'm a robber-woman." "And why haven't you robbed from us yet?" "What've you go worth robbing?" "Except may this lame old crow." "Her name's Clara." "She's my friend." "You see?" "Did you know that your house is also my house-a little?" "And that your Mama's also my mother?" " I don't understand." " I'm your sister." "By a different man, we had different fathers, you get it?" " Mama never said anything." "Nobody loves me in this house, and they try to pretend I don't exist." "Mama left me in an orphanage, and now I look after other people's kids, and sometimes I thieve." "Well, I just came to meet you." "And now I've met you, so I'll go." "Is it true your father went to the wars in place of a rich man?" "What did he need the money for, if he died there?" "Was he an idiot?" "You're the idiot!" "We lived for three years on that money." " Please leave." " Don't get angry, I'm leaving." " My name's Karen." " And do you really thieve?" "This is ours." "Come, choose whatever you want, and I'll take it, and it's be your present from me." "You're my brother." "It's great to have a brother." "Karen." "Well, OK." "OK." "Let's go." "Karen, Karen!" " Stealing is wrong." "I don't want." " I wanted to take that pretty notebook." "Aha!" "And you like to write things too?" "Stay here." "Hello!" "Good morning!" "Where are you going!" "Beast!" "I'll get you to stop stealing!" "Fire!" "Mama, what's happening!" "We're in fire!" "My actors!" "My plays!" "My poems!" "Daddy's books!" "Mama!" "I'm still in here." "Out into the courtyard, quick!" "This laundry is too dirty, we'll need to wash it again." "Yes, these Karlssons are a dreadful family." "Something's gotten into the chimney." "That lame raven looks to be neither here nor there." " My Clara?" " I don't know." "Probably." "Where are you going?" "Come back!" "My boy, did you get burned?" "I messed up my only suit due to some lame raven." "Get out of there!" "Are you deaf Hey!" "I'm talking to you!" "Who's Karen's father?" "Once upon a time there was a soldier who met a washerwoman." "The soldier was very hungry and the good washerwoman pitied him and put him up in her house." "And so..." "Karen was born." "And that's it!" "For a long time I concealed my growing belly." "But then, when it was impossible to conceal my pregnancy any longer, rocks were thrown at me." "I don't love your sister." "I love you." "She brings up bad memories for me." "Write about that when you become a writer." "Why on earth are you home so late?" "You ran off to the theatre again?" "Where's the other shoe?" "Give me your leg." "Where'd you leave the other shoe?" "Were the other kids picking on you again?" "Answer me!" "Don't you dare kick this door." "Give me your foot." "Last time, you had a tooth knocked in!" "Before that hey beat you up black and blue!" "All because he's wandering around aimlessly, while other kids his age are breaking their backs to bring money home to their families!" "But not him! "No!" he says, "Can't you see I'm an artist, a singer, a poet!"" "You should have given him a good smacking!" "You'll see!" "One day he'll come home with his ears or nose cut off!" "Come to think of it, a nose like his could use shortening!" "Enough!" "He's my son, not yours!" "Well, I'm leaving." "Hey, shoemaker-you really ought to make some shoes for that boy." "Ah, if only his father were alive!" "Why did you le down in your trousers?" "Take them off!" " I'm so tired today." "I just don't feel like it." " Come on, take them off, and come here to me." " The boy's not sleeping." "None of your business." "Turn out the light!" "Enough reading!" "Come on!" " What do you mean,"come on"?" " I said, come on!" "You just can't stop, can you?" "Come on, get in," "I'll teach you to hang out with hookers!" "Bastard!" "As you asked, here's your letter of reference," " Thanks so much, Colonel!" " I did my best." " Bye now!" " Good luck!" "Don't be stupid!" "Come here!" "Here's your favorite apple pie." "May life in the capital be sweet for you!" "Thank you, Colonel!" "When you get rich, buy Grandpa a pair of black shoes." "One foot of his is half a toe bigger than the other foot!" "Hans, go find Karen over there, she's become a governess." "It's crazy to let you go off alone to such a big city, as a child, who knows not a soul there, and his teeth hurt!" "I won't have it!" "You're not going anywhere!" "I have a bad feeling about this." "Mom, you said I could go!" "Feel this, Uncle Karl!" "Forgive me, Mama, Grandma!" "Everything will be fine." "I'll write to you." "I must say, I've generally found the subjects for my tales all over." "Once I remembered a book about a man who sold his shadow by my German colleague." "I rewrote the plot in my own way, and so we have the tale The Shadow." "One writer from the cold northern lands came to the warm south to do his writing." "He had recently been pondering the qualities of the human shadow." "In the house opposite him, the balcony door was always closed." "Supposedly no one lived there, but occasionally you could hear sad singing coming from within." "Also, somebody was watering fresh flowers on the balcony." "One day, taking a break from writing, he amused himself by showing some shadow-figures on the walls." "Little did he suspect just what these seemingly innocent amusements might lead to..." "Good evening, signorina!" "Forgive me for daring to speak to you, but it seems to me that I understand your thoughts, which are as beautiful as the moonlight on the sea, or the smell of jasmine!" "Who are you?" "You words are like poetry." "Your voice is so beautiful it overwhelms me." "My head is spinning." " You have a very strange face." " An ugly one." "No, not at all." "When you speak, it seems you're not lying." "Yet I know for sure that everybody lies." "Have you been hurt by someone you love?" "You're too quick , signore." "Farewell." "Hey!" "Are you a ghost or what?" "Don't just stand there!" "Run after her, find out what her name is." "Who is she?" "And who hurt her?" "Ciao!" "That's a bad phrase." "Don't you recognize me?" " It really is a bad phrase." " But we've lived so many years together." "I sense that I've seen you before, but where?" "And when?" "I am someone who has followed you constantly all your life." " Then are you?" "Yes, I am your shadow." "But why are you looking at me so untrustingly?" "I sometimes write fairy tales but I never imagined that I'd become not just the author, but the hero of one." "Yes, this scene is a bit out of the ordinary," "But then you are hardly part of the ordinary crowd yourself." "Is I really you?" "My friend, I'm very glad to see you." "Tell me please, what did you see in that house opposite us?" "Fine, but you must give me your word" "never to tell anyone I was your shadow." "I promise." "I'll always remember this." "In the house to which I was sent there lived a Russian princess incognito." "She was the daughter of the Tsar's brother." "She seemed very unhappy to me." "Yes, she had had some very unfortunate affair." "And she was here healing the wounds of her heart." "As I was taking refuge at the Princess' home, I gradually began to mature and finally I became" "a man." "I usually went out on moonlight nights." "I stretched myself out all the way on walls" "I peeped through windows, and I learned how base this world really is." "Where are you dragging me?" "I learned of secret sins." "What are you doing?" "Let go of me?" "I'm sick of your doubtful conjectures." "I want a full report about the Russian princess." "A full report?" "Tomorrow the princess is returning to St. Petersburg." " I happen to be a court chamberlain." " I'm so eager to see her." " That's easily enough arranged." " I'd do anything just to see her!" "Stop!" " What's wrong with you?" " You've just been run over by a carriage." "Never mind." "It was nothing." "Anyway," "I can arrange your trip easily." "Naturally, I am also going to the capital of Russia." " And I could take you with me." " I'd be eternally grateful." "Lord!" "How light you are!" "In your capacity as my shadow." "Not that's too much." "Don't ever dare to dip your filthy cigar into my inkwell, you understand?" "Filthy habit!" "I always want to copy his movements." "You're really rather strange, you never shale off your shadow, for instance." "Look, I've got a shadow, everybody else has one, and only you don't!" "I already told you, I sent my shadow off on a foreign visit." "However, I have received a dispatch that my shadow will be back soon." "How interesting!" "You really must acquaint the two of us." "I absolutely will carry out your command, Your Highness." "And now I will tell you your dreams." "My dreams?" "Yes, on the third..." "You dreamed you were galloping on a stallion in a field and the grass as you galloped was growing higher and higher" "until it grew as high as the trees." "You started to weep and awoke in tears." "How do you know?" "I never told anyone that dream!" "Love works wonders." " Love?" " Yes." "I love you, Your Highness." "Aha!" "Valet!" "No, I don't need anything" "You wanted him to call his guard, but then yourself not knowing why told him you didn't need anything." "I'm surprised myself." "People don't understand the shadowy side of things." "But is only in the shade, the shadows, and the murky depths that our keenest feelings are hid." "I am in the very depths of your soul." "You don't let me forget that." "But what if you seek wealth and power and don't love me at all?" "But how did I know your dreams?" "Your thoughts?" "Only love works such miracles." "Yes, that's true." "Silence, gentlemen!" "Her Highness!" "I've seen you before." "We've stood together on balconies, remember?" "And had charming conversations." "Those were the happiest moments of my life." "I should mention, we're engaged to Her Highness." "We're getting married tomorrow." "Don't do that!" "You're ruining your life!" " How dare you?" " He has no soul and never will have one." "He doesn't love you and never will." "He doesn't even know how to love." "How dare you?" "You're just the shadow of that great man." "He's deceiving you." "He's actually my shadow, dressed in human clothes." "You're lying." "I happen to invent now and then, but I never lie." "I'll prove it's true right now." "Orchestra!" "Music!" "I must, after all" "Wean myself from this dependency." "Will you allow me, Lord Admiral?" "You seem to have forgotten that if I die, at the same moment you too cease to exist." "You live because I live, because you're my shadow." "My shadow!" "Know your place." "Please let me take my cutlass." "Your Highness," "I'm very sorry that things turned out like this." "But maybe it's all for the best." "Have the sleighs loaded." "I'm returning to my country." "I'll remember you all my life." "Farewell." "Follow me, shadow!" "Hello, Copenhagen!" "Copenhagen, I'm here!" " I'm here to see Mlle. Challe." " The mistress is entertaining guests." "I have a letter of introduction from Colonel Gulberg." "But I don't know any Mr. Gulberg." "Ah, but he knows you!" "He saw you perform in our theatre." "Listen. "Dear Mademoiselle Challe." "I'm sure you'll be convinced of the exceptional talent of this versatile young man." "He is gifted in many ways, but the main thing is he loves the theatre."" "It's a very powerful letter." "I even helped the Colonel write it myself." ""Don't miss your opportunity to assist a real talent, a genius, I nearly said."" "You go too far!" "Have no fear, Mlle., all will be just as you please." "You'll see!" "I'll become a genius." "Brother, have you no sense of shame?" " So you really dream of becoming an artist?" " Yes, I really do." "My dream is to die in the theatre." "Doubtless that's the best thing you could do to help the theatre." " You need talent to make it in the theatre." " I have many talents." "Now I'll read you a play which I've just finished." "The hero of the play is a black man who strangles his wife out of jealousy." "The bedroom scene before he strangles her." ""I fear you; for you are fatal then" "When your eyes roll so:" "why I should fear I know not, yet I feel fear."" "Moor: "Think on thy sins!"" ""They are all loves I bear to you."" ""Aye, and for that, thou diest!"" ""That death's unnatural that kills for loving."" ""Alas, why gnaw you so your nether lip?" "What is the matter?"" ""Where is that handkerchief which I so loved and gave thee?"" "Excuse me, but that's Shakespeare!" "Othello." "I personally translated that play into Danish from English." "I didn't know that." "Forgive me if you translated it, but I personally know that that play's Shakespeare!" "He already wrote that play, and way before you did!" "But it's such a grand story that I decided to write it again." "In my own words." "Only this time in verse." "And do you think your verse is better than Shakespeare's?" "I didn't think about it." "Shakespeare's words may be better than mine, I admit but I'll get better." "So you write poetry?" "Of course." "Lots of poetry." " Here's a rather small ode." " We believe you, young man, but you needn't inflict it on us." "Come to the kitchen and have something to eat." "Just don't lie, young man." "The fact that you've not eaten for a long while is written all over your face." "Elisa, bring Mr. Andersen into the kitchen." "Listen, I know how to whistle, to cry out in terror," "I can work with puppets!" "Please, sirs!" "Please don't leave, sirs, I beg you!" "I can sing too!" "What can you sing?" "The folksong "The First Blacksmith"." "Shall we not shut him up and pity our incomparable hostess?" "No, let him sing." "Give the poor boy a chance." "Maestro, please accompany this budding genius." ""I rode all round the world on a furious steed" "I've been looking for love at a strange land." "Rode through mountains, and cities, and plains" "And I sought out my true love, seen only in dreams" "How sad I feel!" "I never did once stop to reshoe my horse" "And I never did once" "Ever meet my true love." "In my neighboring village once I had come home" "I found my true love whom I sought round the world," "Stupid idiot!" "And I sought my love out" "And I told her the truth" "And in her shining eyes" "A tear shined like a jewel." "I became the head blacksmith" "Of that little place." "And I fathered ten sons" "And lived life out in grace." "Ten sons!" "How happy I am!"" "I happen to be director of the Conservatory." "And I'm amazed!" "Say, who were your parents?" "My father's dead." "He was a cobbler." "And your mother?" "Is she still alive?" "Yes, she's a washerwoman." "Well listen: your voice is your wealth." "Why bother dancing or writing?" "You have a nightingale in your throat." "Young perhaps, and untrained, but still-a nightingale!" "This is unexpected!" "Elisa, take him to the kitchen and feed him." "He already ate everything." "Feed him something tasty." "Meanwhile we'll figure out how to help you." "Smash those Yid's shops into pieces!" "Kabbalah!" "Black magic!" "They'll cast a spell on us!" "Beat them up!" "Beat up the Yids!" "Hey, Jew!" "Stop!" "Beat him up!" "Beat up those shopkeepers!" "They deserve it!" "Beat up those salesmen!" "Hold him, he's getting away!" "Catch that kike-trash!" "Take their furs!" "Hey!" "I found some silverware!" "My God!" " What is this?" " Are these your dolls?" "My dolls!" " You make them yourself?" " I make them myself, and then I sell them." "And now what've they done?" "And I thought you were one of those tradesmen!" "And I saw you!" "You were throwing rocks!" " Why'd you do that?" " Everyone was throwing rocks, so I did too." "Neverjust do whatever everyone else is doing." "Lord, how awful!" "What is all this?" "This is probably yours." "Take it." " And what's this?" " It's a Torah." "What you folks would call a Bible." " And may I please take this tin soldier with one leg?" " Take him." "Why would you want a cripple?" "Let's say he lost his leg in a battle." "Well, I suppose that's true, if you think about it." "But why do they hate you so?" "Probably because we're not like everyone else." "You're people..." "like everyone else." "Just like us." "And tomorrow, where they've smashed up the old shop we'll open a new one." "So those were your father and mother." "All these horrible things happened on the day I got to Copenhagen." "I was just 14 and a half." "I was just a little boy" "And I don't remember anything." "My parents later told me about that horrible day." "And I, who threw a rock at your house now live in it." " Try not believing in Fate after that." " My dear friend, come, I'll show you something." "It's my little toy theatre." "And in it live all the heroes of your fairy tales." "And this is a nightingale." "Just listen to him sing!" "And look: here's our favorite!" "The ugly duckling!" "Looks just like me!" "What great friends you are!" "I'll tell you a little secret." "On that day, I picked up a one-legged tin soldier" "By the broken window." "I wrote a fairy tale about him:" "The Steadfast Tin Soldier." "And I've never parted with him all these years." "He's been a good luck charm for me." "But it's time for that brave soldier to return to his regiment." "He should stay with you, my dear friend." "That old warrior has certainly had a unique fate." "You know, he's just a lowly private, a foot soldier, but thanks to you he's gone down in history." "Excuse me, could you please tell me if this is the house of Admiral Wulf?" "Can't you see?" " Hello, Miss!" " Good day to you." "I wanted to ask you." "The thing is..." " I'm in a bit of a situation..." " One moment." "Here, take this." "Are you serious?" "I'm a playwright." "I've brought my play and wanted to read it to Admiral Wulf." "Please do forgive me, it's all quite inopportune." "I'll go tell my Dad you're here." "Well, you may begin." "The tragedy is called:" "The Robbers of Wissenberg." "Act One." "Knut, Hening, Ulrich, and Roller are sitting round a table, on which there is a bottle of rum and glasses." "Jorgen Klopp is warming himself by the fireplace with a glass of rum in his hand." "All of them are robbers." "It's hard for me to just listen to a text." "Maybe you'll leave me your manuscript?" "I promise, I'll read it quickly." "But my handwriting's terrible, and there's probably a thousand errors in it." "I want to send the play to the theatre but the opinion of Shakespeare's translator is very inportant to me." "I'll have it copied later, although I don't have money to get it copied." "Why don't you have breakfast with me?" "No thanks, I'm in a hurry;" "I've got things to do." "Henrietta!" "This is my daughter." "She has excellent handwriting." "She also writes without mistakes." "Why don't you ask her to help?" "Maybe she'll copy your play." "For free?" "Forgive me." "Everything depends on how I like your tragedy." "If it's miserably boring, I'll quit." "Please help yourself." "Bon appetit, Papa!" " And where does your play take place?" " Near Odense." "I heard this legend from my grandmother, but I made up a lot of it myself." "So there's this girl who is in the robber's den, and when they go off on their next marauding expedition she finds a whole bunch of gold and jewels." " Don't tell me anymore." " Otherwise it'll spoil my suspense in copying." "So you agree to do it?" "I'll copy it, but not for free." "You must agree to have breakfast with me, even though you're in such a rush and have so much to do." "Agreed?" "Well, here's the manuscript." "Thanks." "I've got to run." "All right, go." "But I'll shoot at you from this cannon." "From this one?" "It isn't real." "Uncle Martin, give me the hot cannon-rod." "Cover your ears." "Not my ears!" "I give up!" "Let's go have breakfast, Mister playwright!" "Hello, old-timer!" "Pity you can't talk." "What tales you would tell if you could!" "Tomorrow in the City Hall they're deciding my fate." "The City Fathers will either exile me from town to bring enlighten the countryside, or will forcibly retire me." "I'm going to be remade..." "If I survive, come see me." "I'll tell you lots of stories." "Excellent!" "I'll definitely come see you!" "Good luck to you!" "Come visit!" "I'll be delighted!" "Ma'am, you've dropped something from your basket." "A potato." "Thank you, young man." "I wish you a Merry Christmas!" "Uncle Glazer!" "You can't come in." "The theatre's closed, nobody's here!" "Uncle Glazer, it's me, Andersen!" "Please let me come in." " Have you got no place to sleep again?" " None-and it's very cold out." "All right, come in, but don't breathe a word to a soul you've been fired." "And if the director finds out, I'll be fired too." "Has your voice not come back?" " No, it's gone completely that often happens to young men your age." " Can I walk the stage?" " What are you?" "Crazy?" "It's forbidden." "What of the director finds out?" " I'll just pray, that's all." " All right, go ahead." "Lord, help me!" "I desperately want to act on that stage!" "I must have a salary!" "Otherwise, I'll just..." "Lord, please help me get onto that stage!" "Help me!" "Hans Christian!" "Come here!" "I congratulate you on your premiere and want to give you a gift." "Wishing you good luck I want to introduce you to" "Jennie Lind." "The best singer there is." "Indeed they say a voice like hers is born only once a century." "Don't listen to Henrietta." "That's just what the newspapers and idle scribblers say but we all know what liars they are." "What's with you?" "Your voice has totally smitten me." "This must be the only case ever where the journalists wrote the truth." "Why do you frighten us!" "Jennie came here to Denmark on a concert tour." "I'll be happy to see you at our concert." "I adored your novel The Improviser." " You read Danish?" " It was translated into our language." "And it was wildly popular." "No I understand why I love Sweden so much." "Anyway, I won't distract you from the premiere." "Hey!" "I see you're not nervous at all?" "Are you kidding?" "I'm a nervous wreck!" "Good luck, Mister Writer!" "Let's go!" "Au revoir!" " What's wrong?" " The prompter's ill with dysentery." "What a disaster!" "We have two new actors tonight!" " And as if that weren't enough." " What else?" "The King and Queen are here tonight!" " He made time to attend?" " Yes." "Oh dear!" "I'm going to faint!" "We need someone who knows the whole play by heart." " You do." " But I'm already busy acting my role." "There is one more person I know but then, please bring the following items into the prompter's booth:" "drops to calm heart palpitations and something against stomach disorders." "Dysentery is contagious." "Hans Christian Andersen." "The Tinder Box, Act 4." "For attempted assaults on the dignity of the heiress to the throne" ""In the form of kisses"" "In the form of kisses" ""And other amorous attentions"" "...and other amorous attentions, the soldier is hereby sentenced" ""..." "To execution by hanging"" "The soldier is sentenced to execution by hanging." "How dare you?" "I love him!" "Princess, I love you too." "Executioner, carry out the sentence!" "But before someone is executed, it's customary always to carry out his last request." "Will you please let me have a smoke on my pipe?" "My last smoke in this life?" " All right, smoke." "But hurry up!" " Release his hands." "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Bravo!" "Darling, you show him!" "What are you talking about, dear?" "I'll show 'em now!" "And now, my friends, save me from the gallows!" "Stop that rebellion!" " Give back the crown!" " Swallow it for all I care!" "Try it on!" "Soldier, be our king!" "Marry the fair princess!" "That's our wish!" "Thank you, our people!" "Thank you!" "Mr. Andersen, what a lovely play!" "Hans Christian, that was magnificent-oh!" "My God!" "Is that for me?" "Hans Christian, please let me kiss you." "That was wonderful!" "May I?" "Thank you!" "Your Tinder-Box is simply wonderful." "And what do you think, my dear friend?" "You didn't like it?" "How can you say such a thing?" "I'm enthralled." "I just need to collect my thoughts." "Mr. Andersen," "His Majesty wises to see you." "Mr. Meisling," "Mr. Andersen." "I hope you've met?" "Mr. Meisling has been appointed Chief Censor." "My congratulations, Mr. Chief Censor." "They're waiting for you." "I formy part, sir, cannot congratulate you at all." "Yours is a nasty little work." "I'm sure." "There's no way you could have liked it." "Excuse me, His Majesty is waiting for me." "Hans Christian, you've simply lost your mind." "In Europe many kings can barely keep the crowns on their heads." "Your play is sewing the seeds of rebellion." "Whom do you have in mind by those awful hounds?" "Carbonari?" "Violent mobs?" "I've heard in Russia they exile improper authors to Siberia." "We plan to exile ours to Greenland." "Over there even ink freezes." "Your humor is inappropriate." "Thank goodness we're not in Russia." "We're an enlightened monarchy." "Are you really going to ban my novel?" "Certainly not!" "My job is merely to advise... actually, not even to advise, just to recommend... actually, not even to recommend, but not to actually forbid..." "You're keeping people waiting." "And what is it that you're not advising me?" "I'm not advising you, shall we say, to write plays like the one we just saw." "It leads to a unhealthy stirring of discontent already brewing in our society." "Get lost, you hear?" "Your Majesty," "Permit me to present my protege, the playwright Mr. Andersen." " Help yourself, Andersen." " Thanks, Your Majesty." "I'm not hungry." " And you eat only when you're hungry?" " Yes, Your Majesty." "Why, Andersen, you're just like an animal." "It's a great honor for me to be compared with an animal." "Bravo, Andersen." "I liked your play." "It was written in the spirit of contemporary notions of all people being equal." "I approve." "I laughed." "A charming little thing." "And truly, love conquers all." "In this matter, Andersen, one must be reasonable." "It's a very troubled uneasy time, you understand, one needn't go too far." "I understand, Your Majesty." "Too much can be as bad sometimes" "As too little." "Very smart." "It seems to me I've seen you before, Andersen." "Am I wrong." "You're never wrong." "You have a superlative visual memory." "It was so long ago." "You were still..." " ...the heir to the throne, the governor of Odense, and a certain Colonel" "A Colonel Gulberg, he was a wonderful man!" "Colonel Gulberg introduced you to a gangly adolescent and that was Mister Andersen." "And whom do you wish to become?" "The Colonel thinks I should study in the academy but I want to become a poet and an actor." "That's not serious." "I too love to write, you know, and to sing now and then, and even to act in amateur theatrics but that's not real work, you know." "It's just a lark, a hobby." "And you need to work and help your parents." "All actors and poets are good for nothings." "You're the son of a stable-keeper, right?" " Dad was a shoemaker." " Would you like me to help you become a tailor?" "Imagine what an honor, to become the Royal Tailor!" "Or else you could be the Royal Baker!" "You'll be the Court Baker." "But I don't want to be the court baker." "Your Highness," "It seems to be that this boy has a talent for storytelling." "And for our Fatherland, for Denmark." "Oho!" "And what about you, Morton?" "Your young talent's manners and speech reek of boot polish." "You were right about his talent, my dear Colonel." "I had no idea you were such a connoisseur of the arts." " The Colonel's just the man we need." " I've no doubt of that." "If a man has talent, he'll develop himself." "And I will become a poet or actor," "Your Highness." "You see, Andersen?" "Even princes can be wrong." "I'm glad you didn't listen to me." "I know you write fairy tales." "And it would be rather nice, let's say if tomorrow you would read some to me in the palace tomorrow." "I didn't know that one must dress up in a frock coat to perform before the King." "I had not time to get it sewn before my performance, and I had to borrow a frock coat from a friend." "It was a bit tight on me, but I didn't mind:" "I was proud and happy." "Good evening, Your Majesty!" "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!" "I cannot bear that conceited fop!" "I will now read you my new fairy tale" "The Princess and the Pea." "Once upon a time there was a prince and he wanted to marry a princess, but she would have to be a real princess." "He traveled the whole wide world, but he could not find a real one." "There were plenty of princesses..." "Plenty, plenty of princesses!" "But how could he find out if they were real?" "One evening a terrible storm came on." "There was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents." "Idiot!" "In his place I'd have done the same." "So help him, Your Majesty." "I'll help." "Please, continue." "Thanks." "You're excellent, Your Majesty." "I've known him a long time." "Since he was a young numbskull and had no clue of anything." "Where's Copenhagen?" "On the map, you fool!" "What an idiot!" "Where is the town of Copenhagen?" "It happens to be the capital of the country of which you happen to be a subject, you nitwit!" "Hands on your desks, everyone!" "I'm asking you about the very town you live in!" "The town in which our dearly beloved King lives" "Our dear king who gave you the scholarship thanks to which you're here!" "And you're standing by the map, and can't even find our city?" "Sit down!" "Andersen, when was the last time you washed?" " Not long ago, Mr. Dean." " Not long ago?" " When, exactly?" "On Saturday." "Today's Thursday." "He's not washed for 5 days!" "You must wash every day!" "Forgive me, I didn't know!" "And this man wants to be a poet!" "Children!" "A poet is a person who should be an example to everyone, for everyone, I repeat, and in everything!" "And you stink of sweat!" "And what is this you have?" "These are my silhouette figures." "I made them myself." "Who taught you to do this?" "Today's your birthday, April 2nd." "Have you ever celebrated your birthday?" " No, never." " Today we will celebrate it." "Because for Simon and me our birthdays and those of our dear ones are extremely important!" "They're holidays." "Simon looked at the calendar, saw it was April 2nd and said, go to Hans Christian." "No doubt he's lonely." "Let's celebrate his birthday." "Is that what he said." "Yes." "Sit, sit!" "You should be glad to live here with us." "The landladies of our town would have gouged you so much that even a royal scholarship wouldn't have been enough to pay them." " Well?" " Well..." "By the way," "I forgot." "Susan mentioned it's your birthday?" "Good health to you, lad!" "Well, time to blow out the candles, mistress!" "It's late already." "Andersen, due to you, we're consuming too many candles." "What's wrong?" "What the hell is is?" "Leave." "You frolicked on your birthday, and that's enough." "If you don't love him already" "And can barely put up with him in the academy" "Why's he here in our home?" "My dear, you do need a new corset, don't you." "Of course." "And you need a new bedwarmer?" "Yes." "That royal stipend is a fine corset, and a bed warmer." "Poems again?" "Don't tell the Dean." "Why does he get mad about that?" " He's envious." " Of whom?" " Of you." "Of me?" "For what?" "I'll tell you a little secret." "He's also a poet." "A failure." "He keeps scribbling one poem over and over for seven years now." "At least you're always writing something new." "That bothers him a lot." "Shall we talk a bit?" "Why are you slogging over your verses, your Latin, etc?" "How about love?" "Why not chase some ladies?" "What ladies?" "Why do you mean, what ladies?" "Am I not a lady?" "You are a lady." "Thanks, you're a lady, Mrs. Meisling." " Absolutely a Lady." " So stop calling me Mrs. Meisling." "I have a name" " Susan." "All right, I'll call you Aunt Susan." "I'm not your aunt - no way!" "Well?" "Don't you want to revenge yourself on Meisling?" " For what?" " For everything." "Do you really want this?" "You have a chance to get even?" "Get even?" "How?" "Stop playing games." "You're already 21 years old." "Come on, come on!" "Make a cuckold of him!" "You don't like the Dean, Aunt Susan?" "Stop calling me "Aunt"!" "Come, my dear little fool!" "Go on!" "I want don't want to." "I don't want to give myself up this way, and it's a crime, like theft!" "You horrid little beast!" "You're not a man." "And you never will be." "Well, you were here during the last class, weren't you?" " I was." " Excellent." "All right, then, please reveal to us:" "what do the names" "Catullus," "Propertius, and Tibullius mean to you?" "They were Egyptian pharaohs." "Egyptian pharaohs!" "Class, everyone except Andersen, come to the windows." "Have a good look at this animal whose intellectual development surpasses most of yours." "If we take any of these sheep and sit them down at your desks, even the sheep could read in the textbook that Tibullius, Propertius, and Catullus weren't Egyptian pharaohs but ancient Roman poets." " Did you hear what I said?" " Yes, I did." "Repeat my words." "You said that if any of these sheep were to get a royal scholarship" "And get seated in my seat, that he would get higher marks than I do in your lessons." "Let's talk to Andersen." "Your father was a cobbler." "Imagine how useful you could be pursuing the noble trade of cobbler and fixing shoes?" "And instead of you, here there could be someone in your place who's actually good for something." "Why don't you take him, instead of me, Professor?" "Maybe you'll do better with him than with me." "I learned a lot from you, sir," "But there's one thing I failed to learn: how to hate people." "Out, out, you ungrateful cur!" "Get out, together with this sheep!" "Let people know just how maltreated the genius Hans Christian Andersen was." "To celebrate the graduation from school" "Of the great Danish writer Andersen" "Salutes will be fired by every ship in the navy" "but I'm treated like a dog." "Aha?" "Take that, you worthless boy!" "Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Just wait a second." "Come here!" "Close your eyes and turn around." " But why should I turn around?" " Just because!" "Now open your eyes!" "Oh!" "How beautiful!" "I made it for you in school." " Were you really thinking of me over there?" " Yes, all the time." "I'm like a real queen!" "Thanks." "No." "Good night!" "Well, my fine fellow, shall we go?" "Come on, he's a beggar, can't you see that?" "But it's freezing cold." "Excuse me, how much is..." "Cheap, it's all cheap." "There's an apartment nearby which is nice," "Good Lord!" "Is that you?" "Well, Hans Christian!" "What are you doing here?" "Taking a walk." " And you?" " Me?" "Well..." "I work here." "So what are you doing now?" "Studying?" "The King gave me a scholarship, and now I'm studying to enter the university." "Are you going to write to Mother?" "Don't tell her you saw me." "All right, but then I'll ask a favor of you in return, only don't be offended." " All right." "What is it?" "Don't say hello to me, if you see me on the street nobody should know that you are my sister." "Do you understand?" " What's not to understand?" "All right, goodbye, little brother." "I've had letters that Mama's drinking." "You should go see her." "If you could." "Please don't let me die here." "I'm freezing." "How handsome you are!" "I'll do what I can." "Have you got money?" " Yes, let's go." "Do you want a brunette or a blonde?" "I don't know." "Then go to room seven." "Come in, my kitten." "What are you waiting for?" "Come on in!" "Hurry up, there are folks in line behind you." "They're waiting." "Excuse me, I forgot my beret." "You were very good, kitten." "Next time ask for Lola." "Boarding now!" "What's the matter?" "Are you sad about something?" "What happened?" "I'm afraid." "Is it your first time?" "Does your Mama know about it?" "There, there, don't cry." "Just go home." "It's too soon for you to be in a whorehouse." "Did you order this?" "Send it back!" "Give him his money back." "He hasn't touched the merchandise." "Go on, sonny, run along home." "You can always come back later." "You'll never be without a woman." "Run along." "Next customer!" "Today we are celebrating our beloved Jenny." "Today she is treating her public to her final concert." "I propose a toast to her magical voice." "To her charm!" "Cheers!" "My dear friends, I think I'll never forget these days!" "I feel such tenderness for you." "Yes, that's right!" "Smoked fishtail!" "Damned smokestack!" "Go one, incomparable beauty!" "I've found an absolutely wonderful friend here." "You, Hans Christian!" "Will you allow me to call you" "My friend?" " Thanks so much." " You've become very dear to me." "And there's another floating wonder!" "That's progress for you." "They'll overtake us soon." "I'll show that "progress" how to ruin our lives!" "I'll take command." "Raise all sail!" "I'll show you, you swine!" "Hurrah, lads!" "We're catching him!" "Long live our admiral!" "We're gaining on him!" "We've run aground." "I have a concert in three hours." "What are you doing?" "Stop, you don't know how to swim." "The water here is shallow." "Jenny, come here, I'll carry you ashore." "Put your arms around me here." "It'll be easier to carry me." "Is that Wulf of yours really an admiral?" "Yes, he fought in the battle against the English squadron commanded by Admiral Nelson himself." "He was captain of a corvette." " And who won the battle?" " Nelson, of course." "During the battle, the admiral's corvette ran aground." "Does he make it a habit to run aground?" "I'm not too heavy, am I?" "I'd be glad to carry you to the ends of the earth!" " Are you leaving tomorrow?" " Yes." "First I'm going home to Stockholm, and then I'm touring Europe." "They're all tearing into pieces." "Vienna, Berlin, Madrid, Moscow, Paris..." "I wish I could come along with you!" "I won't be able to see you." "That's impossible, my dear friend." "I understand, flowers, adoring fans..." "If you only knew, Jenny, how jealous you make me!" "I have only one love - music." "And so do you:" "literature!" "Carriage!" "Stop!" "We have a concert today." "This is the famous singer Jenny Lind." "Please hurry!" "We're late!" "Faster!" "My dear ladies and gentlemen!" "I will explain everything." "Today we organized a boating party in honor of the incomparable Jenny Lind but our yacht ran aground." "It's all right." "Please don't worry." "No one suffered in any way." "And our songstress is already here and preparing to sing for us." "I carried her here myself." "Silence please!" "Not so fast, Mr. Andersen!" "You can't just leave us like that!" "Now that you're on the stage, why don't you tell us a story?" "If you insist." "This story's brand new." "The fairy tale is called "The Nightingale"." "I'm sure you'll like it." "I dedicate this tale to Jenny Lind." "As you know, everyone calls her the Swedish nightingale." "Oh no!" "The paper has gotten all soggy!" "All the letters have run!" "Never mind." "I'll tell it to you from memory." "In China, as we all know, the Emperor himself and all his courtiers too are all Chinese." "Verses by Sisi from the comic opera "The Parisian Enchantresses"." "Please welcome Jenny Lind!" ""I am fair, young, and sing" "And around me men swarm" "But, like nettles, I sting!" "No one's lover, wife-none!" "Flowers and ribbons I'm plied with" "But I've no need for men!" "Flattery I'm despising!" "At beards and mustaches," "I simply scoff!" "And if Cupid's dart glances" "Into my heart" "My nature allows Love no chances" "Love's tricks in me simply won't start." "And if someone moves me," "I simply won't abide the shame." "The one who's dared my heart to tame" "Forever will recall my name" "With dire vengeance I'll repay such pain!" "Flowers and ribbons" "I'm plied with" "But I've no need for men!" "And flattery I'm despising!" "At beards and mustaches" "I scoff!" "But one day I will meet" "My long-awaited" "I'll know him at once by his eyes." "I will not resist him" "And he will be mine!" "And never, to no one" "At no time" "Not for anything" "Will I ever give up" "My prize!"" "I'm going mad!" "Bravo, Jenny, bravo!" "Hello!" " Why did you come here?" " I'm sorry." "I'm not feeling well." " I'm not asking for money." " Why, are you wealthy?" "I never saved anything, and I never will." "Who gives a hoot about these battered old boots now?" "How can I help?" "Tell me please, go on!" "I wanted to ask you: could you accept me please in your theatre?" "Whatever you want I can do it." "I could sew, take tickets, wash the floors," "I'll help any way you need?" "What theatre?" "Why do you want to be in the theatre?" "I don't need them to know about you there." "I'll be mute, with no voice at all, like your Little Mermaid." "I won't let slip a single word about having such a famous brother." " Were you at mother's funeral?" " Yes." "But I couldn't make it." "I was far away, in Italy." "I only found out three weeks later." " I understand." "Italy is so far away." "Take it, don't be silly." "I'll take it." "What a shit you are, little brother." "Here." " Godspeed!" " Thanks." "Mama!" "Get lost!" "Say what you want and scram!" "Mama." "I've graduated school and here I am, I've come back..." "Mama, don't you recognize me?" "I've come for you!" "I'll take you back to Copenhagen." "Come here." "These are yours, I've saved them." "My Hans Christian has come back." "He's wealthy now, and gives us money." "You said you'd get rich and support us, remember?" "Where's your wallet?" "Come on!" "Give me your wallet!" "Turn around!" "Where's your wallet?" "Where?" "Mama, I'm not rich at all." "But we can live together." "I sent you off to Copenhagen to become rich and famous" "and now you don't give your mother." " Mother what are you doing?" "What you owe her!" "Yes, my little dog!" "Mama, let's go!" "Skinflint!" "Miser!" "Mama, I'll take you with me!" "Let's leave this place, I beg you." "I'm not like you." "Get lost, be off to your Copenhagen!" "Go eat off your golden plates with your King!" "While I'm feeding with the dogs from the same bowl!" "Forget you ever had a mother!" "I wish you'd never come!" "Thank you very much, Colonel." "I'll return it soon." "I think she'll be happy here." "I have a feeling I'll never see her again." "Thanks." "The story of my life." "Although, just between us, in this book your children will only find out the sweet sides of my life." "I've considerably smoothed the rough edges." "Lord, how you've suffered!" "It's a police officer asking to see Mr. Andersen." "He insists he needs to speak to you personally, sir." "Let him in, Brigitta." "Hello!" "This is a touchy subject, Mr. Andersen." "What's the matter?" "There's a prostitute, who's suffering from a very unpleasant disease, who insists she is your sister." "I have no relatives who are prostitutes." "Forgive me." "These fallen creatures will stop at nothing." "They don't even mind smearing someone with such an honorable name as yours." "Good day, sir!" " One moment!" "What's her name?" " Karen Erikson!" "Erikson!" "We used to have neighbors in Odense named Erikson." "And I think they used to have a daughter named Karen." "She needs to go to the hospital, she needs money." "And where can a helpless hussy like that get money?" "I'll do what I can." "In memory of our childhood years." "Here are 40 talers." "Let me know what hospital they put her in, and I'll try to send more soon." "This is so very like you, like all your good fairy tales." "All the best to you!" "I see you're not wealthy, Mr. Writer." "Might I ask just how much those miserly Jews the Melchiors are charging you for this miserable lodging?" "How dare you say such a thing?" "Your words are a shame to all Danish people!" "And at first I had such a good impression of you." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean to..." "Well, of course, there are occasionally decent people, even amongst Jews!" "Are these illustrations to your fairy tales?" " Yes, to my fairy tales." "A talented artist did them." ""Attention please!" "If I'm lying motionless, don't assume I've died." "In fact I'm just fast asleep." "Wait a day, then stick some pins in me." "If after three days I still show no signs of life, then and only then, do something." "Hans Christian Andersen."" "Listen to me, brother." "You're leading a complete double life." "In your fairy tales you're kind, generous, and noble but in fact you're mean, cold and calculating." "Cold and calculating." "All your life you concealed your humble origins." "You were afraid they might sully your image in society." "But what society thinks is worthless." "Completely worthless!" "You concealed your base sensual proclivities, you betrayed our mother." "You don't even know where my grave is!" "You didn't even come to my funeral!" "You were afraid to stain yourself!" "You feared you'd get dirty!" "But when you die, not one person who cares for you will come to your funeral, not one person who loves you or cares!" "You have no such people." "No one cares for you." "Hans Christian, you are a great liar and deceiver." "Liar!" "Deceiver!" "And his latest fairy tale about the ugly duckling is simply repulsive!" "I had to send strong remarks to the journal's publishers!" "How dare they publish such things?" "Well, I think his fairy tale is wonderful!" "I plan to stage a ballet based on it." "Well, yes, it is masterfully written." "Most honorable Royal Privy Councilor!" "Perhaps you're not indifferent to our homespun genius." "What a touching story!" "I cried as I read it!" "It's a lovely fairy tale!" "Mr. Meisling is right!" "It's a libel against our country!" "Oh stop it!" "It's just a fairy tale." "I'll definitely stage a ballet about it." "Oh, Hetty!" "Sorry I'm late!" " Congratulations!" " Hello." "I improvised a little something on my way to see you." "My dear Hetty, you're the loveliest person in the world!" "There's no one on Earth better than our Henrietta!" " Will you write something in my album?" " Absolutely!" "And your present: one, two, three!" "This is an illustration to my fairy tale:" ""The Little Mermaid"." "How lovely!" "Hetty, the artist..." "Who was the artist?" "You yourself?" " Well, do you like it?" "Thank you!" "Hans Christian, hold on, wait for me, all right?" "After all, Andersen in his Ugly Duckling casts himself as the swan, and the silly ducks are our country!" "Those mean birds are our petty burghers!" "All those turkeys, roosters, geese, and peacocks who only knew how to hiss and snap with their bills at the poor little swan that's us!" "And he, can't you see, the poor little duckling," "Cast himself not just as any old bird, but as a graceful white swan!" "Ha!" "Some swan he is!" "Ha!" "His arms are so gangly, they nearly hang to the floor!" "He's a gorilla, an orangutan!" "And why should our children read "The Emperor's new Clothes"?" "Where His Majesty is shown up in a most unflattering light - namely, naked!" " Be quiet, I beg of you!" "Good morning, dear peacocks, and turkeys, and geese, and roosters!" "The orangutan salutes you!" "A good censor, it seems to me, has no right to eke his own indignation and bitterness onto author." "That's beneath the dignity of his office." "Mr. Meisling, I invited you here today to my daughter's birthday party hoping that meeting our wonderful writer will reconcile you." "You promised, but I was wrong about you." "I ask you to please leave my home." "But your ward nearly just bit my nose off!" "It's a pity he failed!" "I'll leave this country." "Why do they so hate me?" "What have I ever done to them?" "They envy me!" "Calm down, please!" "You're oversensitive." "It was only one person who said this rude thing." "No, they all think this, I heard them." " Not all of them." "How I hate my countrymen!" "How mean they've been to me!" "Stop it, I implore you!" "Stop crying!" "I beg you to stop!" "The tale of the Ugly Duckling is pure genius!" "The whole world adores it, and only an utter Philistine could think differently!" "Why do you bother to listen that Meisling?" "Dry your tears." "Everyone loves and respects you!" "Don, please, you'll catch cold!" "What a wonderful friend you are!" "I thank you a thousand times, but I am firmly resolved:" "tomorrow I'm leaving this terrible country for good!" " But what about me?" " I'll be back." "Are you going to see Jenny?" "I'm telling everyone that I'm going to Dresden to see my publisher, which is true," "But the main thing is I'm going to see her there!" "She wrote to me!" "Hetty, what's wrong?" " Hetty, are you jealous?" " No." "Well, I suppose I am." "Hetty, my dear, how sad I am, how worried!" "And how sad and worried I am!" "You..." "Hans Christian, you must get married!" "We've found you a nice bride." "Listen, sometimes what's best in our lives is what's closest but we don't even notice." "Why don't you marry Henrietta?" "I think she's very well disposed towards you." "Listen, seriously, look at her eyes, look at how she looks at you!" "She's for real!" "Do you want Denmark's foremost writer to have a hunchback wife?" "My God, Dorothea, forgive me." "What am saying?" "Lord, how cruel I am!" "How loathsome I am!" "Of course I love Henrietta." "She's my closest friend." "She's like a sister to me." "But maybe I made a mistake." "Yet it's too late!" "Hans Christian,forgive me!" "No, you forgive me!" "I have to go." "I see that you're taking this rope on yourjourney." "Why are you taking this rope?" " What if there's a fire?" "Then I can tie the rope to something and lower myself down." "That way I can save myself." "Hans Christian, take care of yourself." "Come back soon." "This is your home!" "Yesterday I met the critic Mathiessen." "He's always criticizing me, and always in vain." "And he asked me:" ""Is that a hat on your head?"" "And I answered him:" ""Is that a head under your hat?"" "Here my friends, take this." "May you be happy!" "Take care of yourself!" "How happy I am to see you!" "How I've missed you!" "I've followed your tour in the newspapers, and I know it was a great success." "And I was wracked by jealousy." "In every town you have admirers!" ""Vanity, vanity, all is vanity!" How's your literary biography coming along?" ""The Story of My Life"?" "This book is missing the most important chapter of all." " Which chapter?" " The one about my wife." "Well, a wife will show up sooner or later." "Jenny, my dear, it all depends on you." "But say the word!" "My goddess!" "I hope you won't deny me the pleasure of hearing you sing tonight?" "Are you crazy?" "In this cold, I'll hurt my vocal chords!" "It's not cold today." "It's impossible." "I'm sorry, Hans Christian." "You skate with marvelous skill." "In Sweden we all skate since childhood." "Colleagues, allow me to introduce to you the Swedish nightingale, Jenny Lind." "Forgive me, Jenny, dear." "We must finish our conversation." "Excuse me." "I cannot imagine anyone else in my life but you." "I adore you, Jennie!" "Please be my wife!" "I love you too, but just as a friend, Hans Christian." " Are you in love with someone else?" " No, honestly!" "I can't let you go!" "I'll die if you refuse me!" "Oh, please just say yes, Jenny!" "I don't love you." "I'll tell you a secret." "Not another soul on Earth knows it." "And you'll understand how I love you, and how I trust you!" "You're scaring me!" "I'm a virgin." "I've never slept with a woman." "I think you're truly special, a holy man..." "But I..." "I cannot be your wife." "Maybe later, sometime?" " Forgive me." " Maybe you'll reconsider?" " Forgive me." " I beg you!" "Please consider it!" " I'm sorry, but I..." " Please don't leave me!" " I'm sorry, but people are waiting for me." "I have to sing." "We must go." "What a shame!" "Forgive me, my friend," "That I took someone else for you" "That I refused your hand in love" "And kept myself for God above." ""Forgive me, friend," "forgive me, friend, that I did chance to cause you grief" "I couldn't love you or believe" "in us, and so I made you sad." "And in my soul though I feel bad" "I'll bury all" "The tenderness unshared between us but please be kind, grant me forgiveness" "I never will forget you, friend."" "One very charming prince from a small kingdom" "Sent marriage envoys to seek the hand of the daughter of a mighty Emperor." "The princess threw away the beautiful rose." "Which the prince had given her, because it was real, not artificial." "Ooh!" "Pa!" "It's real!" "She threw away a nightingale the prince had given her, which sang divine trills, because its song was real and not mechanical." "She didn't care for it, because it was alive, and real." "Ha!" "Let it fly away!" "It's real!" "The princess didn't allow the prince to appear to her." "Then the prince left his homely little kingdom" "and crossed the borders" "and knocked at the gates." "The door was answered by His Imperial Highness himself." "Hello, Your Imperial Highness!" "Would you happen to have a small position available for me?" "Lots of people are seeking jobs here." "Actually, I do need a swineherd." "And so the prince became the imperial swineherd." "And he was given a tiny little stall next to the pigs to sleep in." "All day he spent working, and towards evening he had made a masterful barrel-organ." "Out of the way, you lout!" "What a fine thing this is!" "I've never seen anything better!" "Find out how much this instrument costs." "But the bold swineherd kept his wits and asked for an absolutely unbelievable price." " What did he say?" "How awful!" " He wants a hundred kisses!" "And something else as well." "What else does he want?" "How awful!" "No!" "No way!" "Not at all!" "However, one must encourage the arts..." "After all, I'm the Emperor's daughter." "Let me go bargain with him." "For this instrument I want 100 kisses from you." "And something else as well." "It used to be kisses were enough." "It used to be, but not anymore." "But we're talking about a worthless trinket!" "But maybe..." "How would you like one of my maids in waiting?" "Please, take your pick of them." "Your Imperial Highness, I must ask you to return my instrument to me." "All right, let's start." "One," "Eight." "Seventeen!" "Thirty two" "Sixty seven" "Eighty five" "Ninety-six" "Ninety-seven" "One hundred!" "And now I want that extra thing!" "Do you really insist!" "You promised." "Maids, please turn around." "And don't you dare peek!" "How many have you got, Your Highness!" "I don't know." "I never counted." "We're almost done." "I'm flying away." "And was that "something else" really pleasant?" "I know of nothing pleasanter on this earth." "I've had this "something else" several times" "I've never known anything better." "Is that "something else" even pleasanter than creme-brulee with whipped cream and ice-cream?" "There's no comparison even." "What are those maids in waiting up to?" "Again they're having fun without me!" "I'd better go see for myself." "I'll ask the swineherd to make me something too, like he did for the princess." "I fear your Highness really won't be pleased." "What on Earth's going on?" "Out!" "Out!" "Get out of here, both of you!" "You didn't want to marry a prince." "You rejected a rose and a nightingale." "But you kissed a swineherd for a piece ofjunk." "It serves you right!" "They won't let me go home, they've cast me out everywhere." "I'm a poor unhappy girl!" "Having given Jenny Lind herjust deserts" "I set off for the seaside." "Just then, the mailman gave me a letter from Henrietta." ""My dear Hans Christian, I write from America from the city of Boston." "My brother now has children," "So now I'm an Aunt." "Aunt Hetty." "I read the children your Thumbelina, Ugly Duckling, and Snow Queen," "And they listened open-mouthed with delight!" "In fact, in a bookstore here I bought a volume" "Of all your fairy tales, published in America." "I'll bring it to you as a present." "I miss you and Copenhagen terribly." "I'm sailing back to Denmark on a steamship this spring." "I can't wait to come home." "Ever yours, Hetty." "P.S. What are you writing now?" "I kiss your enormous nose!"" "That was the last he ever heard of Henrietta." "When she sailed home on the Austria the ship was wrecked and lost in a storm." "Everyone perished." "And so I lost the closest, dearest and most devoted friend I had." "Recently, new fairy tales came to me ever more rarely and finally stopped coming to me at all." "Has my writing totally dried up?" "Let the fairy tale writer try his own old boots on which bring their wearer into any time, any place..." "For he wrote about these boots bringing luck." "But he didn't believe in what he wrote for himself." "I wonder, in what time would he want to appear?" "Let's go back." "It's good that no one can see or hear." "I've read your fairy tale "The galoshes of fortune"." "How do you like that tale?" "I'd like some galoshes like that!" "And what would you choose, Brigitta?" "I'd want to be in the future in Denmark, a hundred years from now." "That's a smart wish." "I'd not mind it either." "And I'd want you to be King." "It's not bad being in the royal ermine." "Where am I?" "What's happening to me?" "Brigitta, a doctor!" "Your Highness, Denmark has henceforth been declared a German protectorate." "The Fuhrer in his concern for the Danish people will allow you to keep your title if you demonstrate model cooperation between your little country and Germany" "We will show the world the benefits of the New World Order of the Thousand Year German Reich in Europe." "All will stay the same in Denmark.." "You can remain the King of your land, and our soldiers will be guests of the Danish Crown." "The German Gauleiter will be your friend and helper." "Your Highness, the only people to whom the advantages of German enlightenment will not apply will be any Jews living in Denmark." "They must be forced to wear yellow six-pointed stars so that any representatives of that filthy race can be spotted from faraway." "And they must be registered with the Commandant." "Your Highness." "I must ask you." "Do you still know how to sew?" "I should hope so." "What is it, Sire?" "I need to sew something onto my uniform." " I'll ask for the maidservant." " I could also call the court chamberlain but this is a rather delicate matter." "All right, I'll try." "Elizabeth, please bring me a needle and some thread." "Your Highness," "I want to thank you for having answered 27 years ago." "And agreed to my proposal." "I was happy with you." "Thank you, Sire." "I'm grateful to Fate" "For having brought us together." "I love you." "I'm sorry if it's a bit crooked here." "No, you still sew marvelously." "And you're still beautiful." "I'm afraid for you, Sire." "They might kill you." "We're all in God's hands, but I cannot possibly not do this." "Jonas!" "Please saddle Olihan!" "How will you ride?" "What about your gout?" "Never mind, I'll be helped up into the saddle." "It's no picnic being old." "Christian!" "At last!" "The Gauleiter is on the phone." "But please, be reserved and careful with him." "Mr. Gauleiter, the people are carrying out your command." "From here, from this deserted suburb of Copenhagen in October 1 943" "Danish sailors and fishermen rescued and brought out into safety in neutral Sweden every single Jew living in Denmark." "He who saves one person, saves the whole world." "It's a pity I didn't write this story." "But the people wrote it." "Where were you?" "I was so scared!" "Let me help you." "What is that?" "Where are the owners?" "Are they well?" " They're away in Paris." " I see you're making repairs?" "I picked the roses freshly from the garden today." "Roses!" "Thanks, Brigitta!" "Should I serve dinner here or in the dining room?" "Visiting is grand, but staying home is grander." "As for dinner, Brigitta..." "What's this?" "How did this?" "Thanks goodness, the painters have finally covered over that mess!" "Did something happen?" "What's wrong?" "Tell the master, they're bringing back an excellent artist and he'll paint you anything you like." "They say that white is the color of death." "Here?" "No." "How about here?" "Nope, no good." "Well, I hope the deceased will be pleased." "I would think so..." "It's so well done you almost feel like lying in his place!" "No thanks, I'm in no rush." "Yes, there's no need to rush there." "Where should I make the hole?" "What hole?" "What are you talking about?" "I don't understand?" "Didn't you read about it?" "On his birthday, Mr. Andersen said:" ""I want a hole drilled into my coffin." "That way I'll be able to see which of my friends came to say good-bye to me."" "If you drill the hole from the side, it'll be rather uncomfortable for the deceased." "He'll have to crane his neck to see,which I fear may be rather difficult for him at the moment." "But what if I drill the whole on the top of the coffin?" "No good, all he'll be able to see is the sky." "Well, we have a problem." "Excellent gravedigger!" "It's very comfortable lying here, my head's on a pillow." "I can't see all that much, it's true, mostly just bits and pieces, but I have a good sense of what's going on at my funeral." "I think it's fabulous!" "His Highness Christian IX, King of Denmark," "His royal Majesty, in person!" "And I was afraid he wouldn't come." "And the incomparable Jennie Lind send these fabulous flowers." "I saw her very homely husband, that pianist, whom did she settle for?" "Dear oh dear!" "What silly fools women are!" "All of Europe's turned out its best!" "Look at all those ribbons, crosses, and stars!" "I must say, honestly:" "I'm touched." "Even Queen Victoria has sent a wreath!" "The Russian Tsarina Maria Fyodorovna has sent her personal condolences!" "She used to be the Danish princess Dagmar." "Richard Wagner the great composer has sent flowers!" "Oh, that nasty old creep Meisling!" "Let's listen how he's going to lie about me," "Hans Christian," "I was often unfair to you." "Forgive me," "If you can." "Farewell, dear friends!" "I must admit, I waited with a great deal of loathing" "For this moment when they'll start to bury me in the earth." "Now it seems that moment is here." "Hello, Clara!" "I'm glad to see you!" "Thanks, Clara!" "Come on in, Hans Christian!" "I think I was here in my childhood." " Is this an insane asylum?" " To some degree it is, this is where all human passions and desires get tamed." " Is this my final resting place?" " That's not my decision, but His." "But it's not proper to appear in such fashion before" " Him!" "Enter!" "I recognize you." "Listen to me." "My life was full of vanity, vanity, vanity." "Full of overweening ambition." "I turned from my mother, disowned my sister." " These were my great sins." " I know everything." "I was servile to monarchs, arrogant to underlings," "I was sometimes cruel, selfish, and stingy." "I am ashamed of this." "Forgive me." "But I have no regrets" "For kissing you in my childhood." "You have redeemed your earthly sins" "Through suffering without complaining." "Your creations engendered goodness" "In the hearts of mankind, and rewarded you with love and respect." " I forgive you." " Thank you!" "But you're a fool, Andersen," "For having passed up the miracle of experiencing the love of a woman." "Of that choice, as a man, I cannot approve."