"Phoebe?" "What's wrong?" "I am so exhausted of dragging around this... huge engagement ring!" "Oh my God!" "Congratulations." "Did he get then on one knee?" "Did he prepare a speech, did he cry?" "Big surprise but I like proposals!" "He was really sweet... and it was the most romantic thing ever." "A toast for Phoebe!" "Who found its greatest guy in the world." "To Phoebe and..." "Do I want to say..." "Mike?" "To Phoebe and Mike!" "Thank you." "Oh, and I have something for you." "It is my small black book with the numbers of all the guys I dated." "That's nice." "But I think I'm OK." "Why not to give it to one your other single girl friends?" "I would like to, but you are the last one." "Give me the book!" "Pablo Diaz..." "Freddy Smith..." "Guy in van." "Ah, my first love." "That means what the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name?" "Dead." "Oh, it is good. he was old." "And he had a very full life." "he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach." "I'm sorry, but I should have given you guys my black book when I got married." "Although this book was rather a napkin." "With Janice's phone number on it." "Phoebe, is'nt Jethro Tull, a band?" "Oh yes, they are." "Friends season 10 Episode 6" "The One With Ross's Grant" "Translation:" "Friends Scripters Team" "Hello Honey." "Hey sweetie." " Is Monica not here?" " No." "The I must tell you." "My agency was bidding for a big account, and they got it!" " It is my first national commercial!" " Cool." "I don't want to brag but a lot of the ideas were mine." "Hell you were'nt there!" "All the ideas we're mine!" "That's great!" "Hey, can you cast me in it?" "I don't know." "I really don't think that you're right for the part." "What do you want mean?" "I can do anything, I am chameleon!" "I am old." "I am tired." "I am hot." "I am cold." "Hah!" "What can't I do?" "First of all, bravo!" "But I am really not sure that you are right for this role." "It calls for a stuffy college professor." "I can do that." "Hello, I am your professor." "But I am not busy thinking of important things or... professing..." "I like to use..." "Oh, what is the product?" "A software that facilitates internet business by E-Solutions network." "I am cold." "Guess who's the finalist for an huge research grant!" "I give you a hint: he's looking right at you." "Hmm... unless it is the creepy guy with the hands up his kilt, I'm going to say congratulations!" "I am excited so, apparently I beat of the hundreds of other participants including 5 guys that I went to graduate school with... not that I'm keeping scores or anything..." "Five!" " Ouah!" "That's great!" " Yeah." " Tell me about the grant.." "Speak me of the subsidy." "Ok." "It is for 25000 $." "And if I get it," "I will finally be able to complete my field research!" "And in it there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"." "It'lll be the 1st time that my name will be in without people raising serious questions about my work!" "Wait!" "Are you talking about the Dewear grant?" " Yeah." "Why?" "Benjamin Hobart is the administrator of it." "Your ex-boyfriend?" "Yeah." "So your ex-boyfriend is going to determine if your new boyfriend gets this grant?" "Ouah, your new boyfriend is screwed!" "No, no, we ended on great terms." "I mean if anything..." "I think that this could help you." "You know what?" "Why don't we all go out for dinner together," "I can introduce you." " Well if you think that it could help..." " Yes, absolutely." "I'll call him." "Ok, is there anything I can do... to like "butter" him up?" "Anything he really likes?" " he does have a really serious latex fetish." " One will see how the dinner goes." "Do you want to see a movie?" "I had told to you that I have to spend the whole day to get rid of stuff so that Mike can move in." "Oh, right." "Now that I am there, I might as well help you to clean and to organize..." "I just happen to have my labeller." "It is so hard to get rid of the things." "Did you and Chandler have to make compromises?" "when did you first moved in together?" "Chandler did." " What does he want you to give up?" " A bunch of stuff." "And the worse... he wants me to get rid of Gladys." "Who is Gladys?" "What a tragic loss!" "Yeah, I really hate to give her up." "Oh I know!" "You should take her!" "Me..." "I don't know..." "What, don't you like her?" "Of course i do." "Why would I not like her?" "I'll take her in a minute." "I think that your giving up too easy honey," "I think that you should fight for her." " Really?" "Do you think?" " Absolutely!" "Yeah, you tell him "I am sorry Mike" "I cannot live without her, she means too much for me."" "Ok, I will fight for her." "Ok." "Oh wait, I have just realized that if I do that," " that means that you won't get her." " Damn it, I did not think this through!" "Hello." "Any word on casting yet?" "Joey, I already told to you that you're not right for the part!" "What do you want mean?" "Rachel, don't I seem like the professor that you would buy a kind of E-crap from?" "Sorry, this sounds like something that I'd never be interested in." "Come on, please, it is not like I'm asking you for some crazy favor." "This is what I do for a living!" "I am a professional actor." "Oh man, I am 2 hours late for work." "This is a copy of all the commercials I've been in!" "Joe..." "Look just watch it, if you don't like it, don't pass it to your bosses!" " Fine." " Thank you." "Work Joe." "Shit!" "What am I going to do now?" "Just pass the tape along!" "But he's not right for the part." "If I suggest him, my bosses are going to think I'm an idiot." "And that is something that they should learn on their own." "Tell Joey that you watched the tape and that you liked it but your bosses did'nt!" "That way you are the good guy, and they are the bad guys." "That's good." "I liked it, they did'nt." "Joey, for God's sake, go to work!" "I cannot believe that I am about to meet Benjamin Hobart." "I always thought about him as one of the guests I'd invite to my imaginary dinner party." "You think that there is any chance he'd bring Christy Brinkley or C3PO?" "Sorry." "I believe that that is just him." "Charlie!" "My God!" "You look absolutely stuning!" "Well, I am having a good hair day." " It is so good to see you again." " You too." "I am OK." "I am sorry." "Ross Geller." "Benjamin Hobart." "It is an honor to meet you." "I would not know how to tell you how long I've admired your work." "I want to say, this Nobel prize..." "I must tell you that you are one of the reasons I got into the field." "Likewise." "Actually not likewise." "I have never heard of you until this morning but... it is nice to be nice." " Shall we?" " Yes." "Thank you." "I cannot believe that you chose this restaurant." " Do you remember the night?" " Oh my God!" "I had completely forgotten!" "Oh my God!" "I cannot believe that they have us let come back in this place." "You were not there." "No, but." "It is just a funny image, you know, you two in this restaurant, with... with him..." "Ross, why don't you tell Benji of your proposel while I go to the toilets?" "So, tell me about it." "Okay, I would like to make some excavations in the Painted dessert." "There are still several area that have'nt been fully excavated." "Break up with Charlie." " What?" " What?" "Did... did you just say "break up with Charlie?"" "Well, yes and no." "Yes, I did say it." "And no, I did not say it." "Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?" "I am sorry." "It is just that I have'nt seen her for so long." "And all these feelings are coming back to me." "I am starting to realise how much I missed her and I need you to break up with her." "Are you serious?" "If you say yes, then I am serious." "If you say no, then I'm joking." " No." " It is a joke!" "Hello, sorry I am late." "How did it go with Mike, did he let you keep the painting?" "No, he really hates it." "But he is going let me keep my box of human hair!" "You must pick your battles." "The good news, it is that Gladys is yours." "Wow, what's the bad news?" "Who is Gladys?" "She is that work of art that I made, you know with a woman coming out of the frame." "Ah!" "And Monica gets to keep her!" "In her house!" "I am so jealous." "Oh, I didn't know that you also wanted it." "Yes, sure of course, but, you gave it to Monica, so..." "I would give her up, for you!" "You are not obliged to make that." "But I want to." "But I don't want to do that." "But I insist. harder!" "Girls, girls stop!" "We'll flip a coin." "Heads she's Rachel's." "Tails she's Monica's." "Tails!" "Monica she is yours!" "But that landed in your food." "No, no, that's OK, you won indisputably!" "I am so sad." " Hello Joey!" " What's up?" "Bad news." "I watched the tape and passed it on to my bosses, they were'nt interested." "Sorry man!" "But you watched the tape?" "Yes yes yes, I liked it!" "But my bosses did not." "Stupid sons of bitches!" "You didn't watch the tape." "What?" "Of course I did!" "Look it is one thing not to cast me!" "But to lie to me..." "I'm not lying to you, I watched it!" "You lied again." "I watched it!" "Continue, Pinocchio!" "I did." "No you didn't." "I'm telling you that I watched the tape." "Did you watch the tape?" "No." "The committee chose you like finalists." "The final decision will be based on your answers today." "We are going to start with doctor Li." "Dr Li, you claim that the field is too reliant of the linnean taxinomique system." "How do you propose to correct this problem?" "I believe that the answers are located in the osteologic evidence." "I plan to begin there." "Interesting." "I guess." "Dr Biely, your proposals includes some field works." "Where might that take place?" "Primarilyin the Pierre-Shale region in South Dakota." "Certainly, very well." "And Dr Geller." "What is my birthday?" "What?" "I..." "Care to venture a guess?" "May 12?" "That's not even kind of close." " Dr Li, how many students will you be needing?" " A half-a-dozen." " I see, and Dr Biely?" " 3 for excavastion and 2 for analysis." "Certainly." "Dr Geller, what hit 1965 hit of Shirelles was later covered by a popular " British Invasion" band ?" "What?" "I need 6 students." "No, I am sorry." "We were looking for" Baby, it's you "." ""Baby it's you "." "Wait, wait just a minute." "None of my questions have anything to do with paleontology." "You are right." "I apologize." "Let's forget the last question." "Spell "boscodictiasaure "." "I have never heard of a bosco... dictiasaure." "Yes, I just made it up - spell it." "Okay, B-O OH..." "No, it starts with a silent M." "Come on!" "I cannot believe Joey." "I hate beeing called a liar." "But you are a liar." "What did I just say?" "Are you still here?" "Yes, and I must say that I am not just hurt!" "I am insulted." "When I tell someone that I..." "Let me stop you right there." "First, you lied." "Then, you lied about lying." "Then, you lied about lying about your lie." "Then before lying about the lie, of the lie, of the lie... of your lie..." "Stop lying!" "Why are you so sure that I didn't watch this tape?" "Do you want to know?" "Do you want to know why?" "This is going well!" "Here is why I know that you didn't watch the tape!" "If you had seen what was on this cassette, believe me you would have had comments to make." "Now, remember that I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan." ""Ichiban"" ""Lipstick for men"" ""Ichiban"" ""Lipstick for men"" ""Saiko"" "And that is how I know that you didn't watch the tape!" "He really is a chameleon." "Well..." "Gladys, say hello in your new home!" "Oh My... she is so nice and big!" "Oh Monica, where are you going to display Gladys so proudly?" "We have'nt really settled on a spot yet." "Hey!" "Why not just above the television?" "that way, it will be the first thing you see when you walk in through the door!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, and you will get rid of that French poster." " I like that poster." " Really?" "It does'nt have anything coming out from it." "Or maybe there is some place for it in your bedroom." " Oh!" "There is noting above your bed!" " Are you still here?" "Oh, Hello." "Have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions?" "Your grandmother's nickname, perhaps?" "And Ann-Margaret's pants size?" "I've come here to apologize." "I think I may have let my feelings for Charlie interfere in the interview process." "No." "Stop." "Any way I have decided to offer you the grant." "Really?" "Well, there is just one small ... stipulation." " I have to break up with Charlie?" " You got one right!" "You are crazy." "Crazy or... romantic?" "Crazy!" " Or...?" " Get out!" "Oh my God!" " What?" " Joey, what is this thing doing here?" "I got it from Monica." "she sold it to me for a very reasonable price." "Joey, we are not keeping this." "But it is an original Buffay." "Allright, fine." "You can keep it." "As long as you don't mind that she is haunted." "What, what?" "Oh, what, what?" "Hey well, the legend says, Joey, that she comes a live when you are asleep." "she climb out of the frame and she drags her half body across the floor, looking for legs to steal." "And then, with her one good hand, she slowly reaches up, and turns your doorknob..." "Get that legs less witch out of here!" "Hey, I sold that to Joey!" "Hey well, I told to him that she was haunted." "Two can play at this game." "No, too late." "You cannot give it back." "Yes I can." "No you cannot, she's yours." "She's yours!" " she is yours!" " She is yours!" " she is mine!" " she is mine!" " She is mine!" " She is mine!" "Girls, Girls." "You do not have to fight over her anymore." "Whoever does not get Gladys get's Gwyneth." "I want Gladys!" " she is mine!" " she is mine!" " To me!" " To me!" "Look, I am sorry." "I didn't give them your tape." "and I promise next time, to submit you.... whether I think you right for the part or not." "There is not the point, Chandler." "The point is that you lied." "I know." "You are right." "What is it going to take for you to forgive me?" "Oh my God!" "Excellent." "Now what do you say?" "Lying is wrong." "And?" "And?" "I am a pretty little girl." "I knew it." "Your ex-boyfriend is insane." " Did you get the grant?" " No." "And do you want to know why?" "Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you." " What?" " Yeah." "He would'nt give me the grant because I didn't want to give you up." "Benji is not in love with me." "I mean, he broke up with me." "And besides he is a really ethical man" "Really?" "Is this ethical to ask someone at a grant review... who was the voice of "Underdog?"" "I am sure he was just joking, Ross." "If you don't believe me, lets go talk to him okay?" "I'm telling you." "He didn't ask me one paleontology question." "Seriously?" "No, I am sorry." "No, he did ask me one." "How do you spell "Boscodictiasaure?"" "If it is like Lake Bosco in Congo, then M..." "Damn it!" "Doctor Geller?" "Charlie." "What are you doing here... ?" "I want that you to tell her everything about the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions that you..." "Wally Cox!" "That is the voice of "Underdog "." "Like I tried to tell you at the time of the interview, Ross, this grant is not based on your knowledge of useless trivia." "No, no, no." "Don't do that." "I want you to look her in the eyes and tell her the truth." "Benji?" "Allright, it is true." "I behaved horribly but it is only because I still love you." "And I would do anything to have you back in my life." "Too little - too late Benji!" "I cannot believe this." "I should never have broken up with you." "I think about you all the time." "I mean, do you ever still think about me?" "No." " Yes." " What?" "I don't know what to say Benji." "This is all so... romantic." "Or...?" "Listen." "I know that I may be way out of bounds here, but is there any chance that you would take me back?" "Maybe." "Sweetie." "This conversation is starting to make me a little uncomfortable." "Oh God." "I am so sorry." "But..." "I mean... there is so much history between us, do you know?" "I am sorry too." "I love you." "I love you too!" "Okay, that is it..." "We are seeing other people!" "Gladys?" "Third time this week!" "This does not get old." " You are mean!" " Don't be such a baby."