"♪ I came from the bottom ♪" "♪ I made it to the top ♪" "♪ And I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop ♪" "♪ Coming to your town to invade your block ♪" "♪ Yo, we live from the hood, taking over your spot ♪" "♪ I came from the bottom, I made it to the top ♪" "♪ I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop ♪" "♪ I'm gonna drop ♪" "♪ Whatever I drop is hot ♪" "♪ It's gonna rock ♪" "♪ Got so much money, now I can't be stopped ♪" "♪ Follow me while I take you on an odyssey ♪" "♪ I'm gettin' dollars, see, can't nothin' bother me ♪" "♪ Green grass, yeah, blowin' on the hood ♪" "♪ Million-dollar caddy call me Tiger Woods ♪" "♪... from the bottom, I made it to the top ♪" "♪ I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop ♪" "♪ Coming to the your town to invade your block ♪" "♪ We live from the hood, takin' over your spot ♪" "♪ I came from the bottom, I made it to the top ♪" "♪ I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop ♪" "♪ Coming to your town to invade your block ♪" "♪ We ride from the hood, takin' over your spot ♪" "♪ Yo, drop ♪" "Nice ride" " What's up, my guy?" " Whoa, C-Note, Im a huge fan" " Is that right?" "Okay" " Yeah" "What's up, G?" "Hey, who on tour this week?" "Gnarls Barkley" "Can you hook my boy up with some backstage passes?" "I think he tryin to get his pimp thing together" "Hey, thanks a lot" "All right?" "Peace, buddy" " Hey" " How you doing?" "You still breast feed?" "Well, it ain't the Southside" " No" " Sure ain't" "You got to be kidding" "Is this the caliber of person we want in the club?" "With all due respect, Mr Cummings, he was the President of United States" "An unfortunate accident" "And besides, I cant stand the wife" "Denied Next?" "Oh, hmm, dykes on spikes" "I'm led to believe he does have a very successful talk show" "Denied Next?" "What's happening, players?" "What's the burning in here?" " What y'all smokin on?" " Blip pow" " All right" "I call you back" "And how you doin?" "May I help you?" "Yes, I want to get an application for membership" "You don't just apply for membership here" "You have to be invited" "Your eyes blue?" "Ooh, I bet they be tryin to kiss you in the mouth" "Denied" "Mr Cummings, we have a problem" "There's no problem" " Uh Hell, no" "That ain't the Rev" "I didn't know Al Sharpton was a member What's happening?" "We in the right place?" "How may we help you?" "Im in desperate search of an application, sir" "Uh, well take them to the Caddy Master" "We always have a spot in the yard for an enterprising young man who can carry a bag" " What?" " What?" "Did he call you a nigger?" " Uh..." " You want me to carry a bag?" "If you'd prefer, you could work in the stables" " Horses?" "!" " How are you with a shovel?" " Shovel?" "!" " He just said," "Nigger, shovel that horse shit" " Meto shovel horse shit?" " Its honest work" "G, could you please school this nine-ball on who hes talking to?" "Yes, I will Gentlemen, step back!" "Shout it" "You are in the presence of a multi-platinum greatness" "Preach that shit!" "The impresario of hip-hop" " Bam!" " The godfather of modern rap" " Bam!" " The artist formerly known as" "Bam!" " Tell it, girl" " Christopher C Hawkins, the one, the only, C-Note" "Southside" "Im sorry, Mr Note" "I..." "I don't watch much MTV" "As you can see, were in the middle of reviewing candidates for membership, so" "Well, we just in time Sign me up" "Im afraid it doesn't work that way" "You see, we have a very stringent application process" "Stringent" "Can I get a stringent on the rocks?" "Okay, G, could you please show him some love for me one time" " How's a million?" " Memberships only 500,000" "Keep the rest as a gratuity, you know, for letting us circumvent your stringent process" "You feel me?" "No, I don't feel you" "This is a very exclusive club" "We have a five-year waiting list" "A five-year waiting list of over 600 very qualified candidates" "Very qualified" "We only have 180 members" "I can assure you, Mr Note, there is not a chance in hell that you will be number 181" "You feel me?" "That's cold, my brother" "Im not your brother" "That's some astringent shit" "Please show Mr Note and his friends to the exit" "Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Hey, this some bullshit" "Were gonna talk to Johnny Cochran about this" "Hes dead" "Oh, wait a minute You killed Johnny Cochran?" "You moron" "Hes dead?" "Lets ride" " Lets go" " This is astringent" " All this is astringent Yeah, we comin back" "We comin back with more black people" "Well be talkin to you soon" "Step outside, well be astringent" "Come on here, girl Thank you" "Great party house on one of the best streets in Carolina Pines" "Location, location, location, right?" "Oh, it has a six-car garage, plenty of parking for all your guests, and more square footage than you'll know what to do with" "Oh, Tom Cruise lives two doors down" "His lot size is much smaller" "Now, cant you just hear the blender whipping up a batch of Margaritas while you're kicking back, catching some rays with your bitches" " Your what?" " Bitches" "Watch your mouth, buddy" "Oh, bitches, pretty girls, I get it Im down with that" "I could just smell those lines being cut Mmm" "Are you pickin up what Im puttin down?" "You feel me, don't ya?" "Yeah" "All right, lets move on" "If I haven't sold you already, give me one more chance because this is the pièce de rèsistance" "You have the entire Carolina Pines Golf and Country Club right here in your back yard" "Oh, and that... that right there is the 17th hole, made famous when Jack Nicklaus called it the" "Best hole in all of golf" "Yes, you're a fan" "Everybody knows Jacks the man" "Yeah, but all about Tiger" " Hes so cute" " Hey, G, how we looking?" "That was my contact at the County Registrars office" "Everything checks out We good" "All right Well take it, all cash offer" "Tell your client I need to close by the end of business tomorrow" " Can you do that?" " Oh, fabulous" "You are really going to spice things up around here" "You bring the sugar Fantastic" " Honey" " Hmm?" "I have a lesson with the golf pro today" "That's fine, honey" "Just keep your head down and keep your eyes on the ball" "What do you think about what Im wearing?" "Uh, yeah its perfect" "Ugh" "I think I wear this it wont restrict my swing" "Well, that's perfect, honey" "Just remember, keep your head down and your eyes on the ball" "So when will you make a decision?" "Within the next three weeks" "Well, I think I speak for everyone here at Carolina Pines when I say we would love to host the US Open" "We did have a successful tournament here, the year that Jack Nicklaus shot a 62 on the last day" "Oh, yeah, he had a good round its only two strokes off my course record" "Did I ever tell you about that?" "Just last week" " Never grows old, sir" " Yeah" "Did you hear something?" "Uh, I think its coming from the 17th, over there" "Come on, girls, give it to me now" "Stay close" " Sexy - ♪ That's right ♪" " Oh - ♪ Burn, man ♪" " Shit - ♪ Uh-huh, now ♪" " ♪ Im back ♪" " Oh, I love my job" "♪ Im your fireman, fire, fa, fireman ♪" "♪ I got that fire, Im hollering ♪" "♪ I got that fire, come and try me ♪" "♪ You can spark it up, and Im-a put you out ♪" "♪ Ain't nobody fucking with me man ♪" "♪ Heatman, Ski Mask, spending next weeks cash, he fast ♪" " ♪ And I don't even need a G pass ♪" " Shake what your mamma gave ya, yeah" "♪ Im passing em out now ♪" "♪ And you cant have that ♪" "♪ And my chain Toucan Sam that ♪" "♪ Tropical colors you cant match that ♪" "♪ Gotta be abstract ♪" " Oh, how y'all..." " ♪ You catch my gal legs open ♪" " ♪ Betta smash that ♪" " Cut!" "What the hell are you doing in my golf course?" "Shootin a music video What it look like?" "It looks to me like trespassing" "It does look like trespassing" "And you're the one that's doin the trespassing" "Now, get your monkey ass off my property" "Your property?" "You see that line?" "It represents the property line of that estate" "Now, 99 years ago your club leased the land from the owner of record" "That 99-year lease expired yesterday, and was not renewed" "One acre belonging to Carolina Pines reverted back to the owner of that property" "Guess who closed escrow yesterday?" "Whoo!" "How much do you want?" "Oh, it ain't about the money" "I don't wanna beat you up on the land at all" "All I want is a membership, and I sign everything over to you" "I never get that past the board" "All right, girls, were going commando style" "Everybody take off your tops" "Whoa, whoa, whoa..." "All right, I try" "I do what I..." "You got a deal" "Okay Don't play with me, though" "I keep you up way past your bedtime deal?" "All right, everybody back to one Here we go, girls" "And action!" " ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪" " Uh, Im sorry, Frosty" "Just a slight misunderstanding" "Is he a member?" "No I assure you, no" "I be back in three weeks to make my final decision" "Well make this our little secret, but if I find out that this is how you run your club, Cummings, the only thing you'll be hosting is a Bud Light commercial" "I like those Bud Light commercials..." "funny and creat..." "I'm all over it, sir" "Can I go back and watch for a little bit?" "No" "Everyone" "Id like to introduce you to Miss Shannon Williams" "Hello Nice to meet you all" "I've hired Miss Williams to handle the C-Note situation" "She comes highly recommended" "Graduated top of her class from Harvard, law degree from Columbia" "Miss Williams" "Gentlemen, Im not going to waste your time" "He owns the property legally and outright, and you have no legal recourse to get it back" "Now, the way I see it is you have two choices..." "Take his offer or buy him out" " Harrington?" " Well, yes, its a complex scenario..." " Well buy him out" " Well buy him out" "As you legal counsel, I would advise against it" "If I were you, Id take his offer" " Not an option" " Not an option, no" "May I ask why?" "Hes a... hes a rapper" "Not quite our class, dear" "This is not a strip club its a golf and polo club its gentleman's club" "Well, its gonna cost you" "Throw some money at him, Miss Williams, and make him go away" "That's right" "So what I need you to do is call your boys, crunch the numbers and y'all gotta make this thing work for me" "I don't think its working on the bill, you now" "You either want to be part of the team or you don't" "Toodles Jackass" "Sorry to interrupt you, C, but we have here a Ms Williams, and she's a lawyer?" "Can I interest you in something to drink?" "No, thank you This is a business call" " Water?" " No" " Kool Aid?" " No" " Juice?" " No, thank you, Mr Hawkins" "All right, cool Have a seat" "Okay" "We gotta give you a hand" " Smart play" " How's that?" "Sending a beautiful, voluptuous, honey-caramel-complexioned sister here to do battle with the big bad brother from the streets" "Mr Hawkins, you're hardly from the streets" "You went to Dartmouth" "You graduated with a bachelor degree in business, a minor in English lit" " Hmm" " You played lacrosse for the Big Green" "Rightwing, wasn't it?" "So this gangsta rap thing cover up that you got going wont get any play with me" "Well, either you know how to Google real good, or somebody done did their homework" "Well, I like to know who Im dealing with" "So were dealing now" "Yes, Im authorized to settle this dispute" "All I want is the membership" "I don't know nothing about no dispute" "My client was under duress and made a rash verbal commitment" "Hed like to honor his word but alter it" "Oh, this ain't about the money" "I know its about sticking it to the man" "So what's the number?" "There is no number" "Come on Everybody has a price" "Girl, you done brought me a gift?" "Yes, we did" "Three million dollars?" "That's grocery money, baby" "Now, the property alone is worth five million in a soft market" "You do the math You tryin to play me?" "Im not trying to play you" "I just want to settle this So what will it take?" "I want a membership, and I wanna stick it to the man" "And the deal is done" "♪ You know it could happen, it don't happen ♪" "♪ Till it happen, when it happen ♪" " ♪ You gonna wish it never did ♪ - ♪ Hey!" "♪" "That's the 458, man" "You got the 458 where the 622 should be its stupid its stupid!" "Are you sure you wont reconsider?" "Well, I don't know" "You might have to tell your boss man, sir, that I ain't gonna change my mind" "C-100!" "Lookin good" "Bam, check it out" "What's up?" "Plasma screen televisions, X" " Box 360, 30-gig mega... rrrrr with a rrrr hard drive so you can download the MP3" "Navigation system so you can ghost-ride the whip" " ♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪ - ♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪" " ♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪ - ♪ ghost-ride the whip ♪" "♪ Ghost-ride the whip ♪" "♪ Now, freeze ♪" "Let it go Bam!" " Bill me, baby" " What you know about that?" " What's happenin?" " ♪ You know it could happen ♪" " Yeah!" " ♪ It don't happen ♪" "♪ Till it happen when it happen, you gonna wish it never did ♪" "♪ You know it could happen ♪" "♪ It don't happen till it happen when it happen ♪" "♪ You gonna wish it never did ♪" "So how much it cost me?" "Nothing Hes not interested in your money" "This is not acceptable, Miss Williams" "I need you to kid-glove this guy, you know, speak his language, you know, wine and dine him" "Mr Cummings, I am a lawyer, not a street hooker" "I didn't mean to insult you, Miss Williams" "Im just up against it" "Exactly what are you up against?" "His lifestyle has jeopardized our chances of hosting the US Open" "The USGAs going to be here in three weeks to make their decision, and I need this guy gone" "I will not let a low-life street thug ruin everything I've worked so hard for" "So give him a membership" "Have you not been listening to what I've been saying?" "According to your bylaws, all new members are on probation for the first four weeks" "Ah I like where you're heads at" "If he even breaks one rule, the slightest infraction," "Yeah, he wont last one day" "And then you'll have grounds for dismemberment" "Dismemberment Oh I like the sound of that" "I thought you would" "Have a good day" "Whoa, Killah Ink" "Hey, Mr C What's happening, baby?" "I have to hand it to you, Mr Hawkins" " That was a heck of an entrance" " Who got next?" "Show me the money Show me the channel, baby" "Show me that cheese Get in where you fit in" "Money talkin, bullshitwalkin" "We doin it just like the strip clubs You got to pay to play, baby" "How you feelin, kid?" "You ready to sink this thing or what?" " Nothing but net" " Call the shot, Caddy Mack" "Okay, boys, listen up Here's the shot" "Off the ice machine, into the pole, off the fire extinguisher, into the ball washer, bounce, bounce, bounce, into the vending machine, into the bucket" "Easy like Sunday morning, baby" "Now, you good, Mick-o, but you ain't that good" "You guys, step back for me, huh?" "Hey, what kind of odds are y'all laying down" " What's up?" "What you doin, hustler?" " What's up, baby?" " Hey, old timer How ya doin, bro?" " Hey" " Good to see you, man" " Whoo, how's your mom?" " Doin good, man" " Well, you give her my best" " Will do, will do" " Yo, yo, my man" "Why don't you did deep in your pockets and get into this game?" "Boy, you still out here hustling them greens?" "Is water still wet?" "Does a bear shit in the woods and wipe his ass with a white rabbit?" "You're damn right Im still reading them, baby" "Well, I tell you what Ten to one my man right here slams it home, baby" "If you wanna rake some easy cash, Id take that bet" "Im gonna make it even sweeter for you" "I want a stack" "That's a stizzle on my nizzle for the whizzle" "That's the win if you know that one" "Make it light on yourself, baby" "Come on, baby Come on, come on, baby" "Yeah!" " Bam!" " Money!" "That boy got game" "Tiger who?" "Tiger mother-lovin who" "Yes" "♪ Throws some Ds on that ♪" "♪ Just bought a Cadillac ♪" "♪ Rich Boy selling' it ♪" "♪ All them haters wanna jack ♪" "♪ Tight, no stick, just bought a Cadillac ♪" "♪ Throw some Ds on that ♪" "♪ Just bought a Cadillac ♪" "♪ Throw some Ds on that b... ♪" "Throw some Ds on that ho!" "Sweet ride" "Wilson, shut up" " Sorry" " Man, you look like the Easter Bunny" "Mr C, Mr C, I didn't know they made them pants for men" "I thought they was women's britches" "Look like a red-headed bitch with a blue sweater on" "Quiet on the tee" "I love it" "Now its time to play some golf" "♪ You know, cash boys, the music man ♪" "♪ Yeah, let me tell you why I'm undefeated ♪" "♪ I'm the best at this game ♪" "♪ lost one as soon as you stepped in this lane ♪" "♪ Told y'all, showed y'all I was the one ♪" "♪ Spittin' flames, shining' bright as the sun ♪" "♪ So I rock my ice just to cool y'all ♪" "♪ Do you know how much money this jewelry costs?" "♪" "♪ Hold onto that thought, I'm B-A-D ♪" "♪ Starvin' MCs I E-A-T ♪" "♪ Now, y'all couldn't beat us, even if you cheat us ♪" "♪ On the golf course in my Adidas ♪" "♪ I'm far side, it's all right ♪" "♪ On the green, gettin' high as I shoot the par-fives ♪" "♪ Stop cry in', what's all the fuss about?" "♪" "♪ Like MTV, I'll burn this house ♪" "♪ Might get mad, flip, freakin' cuss you out ♪" "♪ Like you a bad mutha, shut your mouth ♪" "♪ I won this game like a champion ♪" "♪ 'Cause I'm always doin' what can't be done ♪" "♪ Another hole-in-one when I hit the tee ♪" "♪ On a winning' spree, call it a victory ♪" "♪ I won this game like a champion ♪" "♪ And I'm always doin' what can't be done ♪" "♪ Another hole-in-one when I hit the tee ♪" "♪ On a winning' spree, call it a victory ♪" "♪ He don't talk the name about it... ♪" "Oh, Mulligan!" "Can I give you a piece of advice?" "Take it back low and slow" "And then when you come through and hit the ball, just don't try to kill it" "I gotcha" "Whoo!" "Yeah" "Nice call" " Who's your caddy?" " You" "Ride up front with your boy Lets go, y'all" "♪ I won this game like a champion ♪" "♪ Another hole-in-one when I hit the tee ♪" "♪ On a winning spree, call it a victory ♪" "Uh, give me my 60-degree wedge" "Check this out" "Is that a Nos system?" "You better believe it Want me to give it some juice?" " Yeah" " Hey, yo, B, hold on" " What?" " I'm-a count you down" "Three, two, one" "Southside" "Slow down!" "Brake!" "Incoming!" "Oh" "Damn" "Hey, boy" "Whoo!" "Fore!" "You stupid" " Here, come on" " How would you say, 50 feet?" "Hey, Mr C, what'd you shoot today, baby?" "Uh, I only got one hole in" "So that means you shot a low score" "Hello" "That looks scrumptious-ssss" "Well, its She Crab Soup its our signature dish You really should try some, sir" "I will" "Mm-hmm" "Hey my-guy, what's your name, buddy?" "Wilson, sir" "Nah, don't call me sir The names Christopher" "Sorry, sir..." "I mean, Christopher, sir..." "I mean..." "I like you" "All right, Dice Clay Jr, sir" "Holler at your boy, Mr C!" "Holler at ya, Miss" "♪ Freedom gonna come some day ♪" "♪ Freedom, oh, oh ♪" "You see something you like?" "You better keep looking at the man in the mirror bro" "I know I got a bangin body I got it goin on" "♪ You must like what you see ♪" "♪ You must like what you see ♪" "♪ Cause you see a brother like me ♪" "♪ Huh, huh, huh, and Im-a break it down ♪" "♪ Im-a break it down ♪" "♪ And when I wanna stop ♪" "♪ Back to the beat ♪" "♪ Bam, bam, bam ♪" "Look, I know it looks big, but its only three inches from the back wall" "How's your mamma and them?" "Oh, oh, oh" "This is a nice-ass pad" "What's happenin, baby" "Yeah, if you like turned-up collars with polo ponies and pink-striped pants" " Which we don't" " Which we don't" "Now, what's this, though?" "Trophies, anyone?" "Okay, not only do they have trophies, they got a pimp cup" "Look at this, the Inglewood pimp cup" " Hmm" " Look, they put your balls in a glass" "Yeah I don't see no pictures of my boy Tiger" "Nah, no negras hear" "We got goin?" "Nah, hold up That's a brother right there, isn't it?" "No, that's just a caddy" "Hey, what up, Christopher?" "I hear you're getting your jacket tonight, man" " That's tight" " What's up, baby boy?" "Watch a doin?" "Your dads got a lot of hardware around here" "Looks like he the club champion up in here" "Yeah He cheats" "What's this right here?" "Carolina Classic?" "Its the biggest polo tournament in the country" " You play?" " I suck" " Can anybody play?" " If you got the bankroll, yeah" "Hey, gang, I think its time we bought ourselves a polo team" " G, you got me?" " I got you" "Call Ralph Party, people!" " Yeah" " Horse?" " Horses" " I'm not riding on a horse" "Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, the jacket ceremony for new inductees here at Carolina Pines is a sacred tradition" "So lets get to it" "Pray all assembled, please raise your glasses" "And join me in welcoming our first inductee..." "Mr Carson Courtemarche" " Oh, hell no, hell no" " Whatever" "You got a big-ass head, brother" "Look at that big-ass head" "Boo, boo, boo You got a shiny forehead" "Chump Nice haircut" "Uh I have no words to describe our next inductee" "Ain't no words!" " Damn right" " Ain't no words" "So lets welcome Mr Christopher Hawkins" "Yo, C!" "C!" "C!" "C!" "C!" "Yeah, walk it off!" " C!" "C!" " Its about time" " C!" "C!" "C!" "C!" " Walk it off!" " Bam!" "Bam!" "Bam!" "Bam!" " Killah Ink!" " Bam!" "Whoo-hoo!" "You're doin it You're lookin good" "You're lookin good" "Uh, unfortunately, I have a little bit of bad news" "Uh-oh, somebody pregnant" "Mr Hawkins, your membership has been officially revoked" "What?" "!" " Revoked?" " Did he say nigger?" " This don't make no sense" "Hold on one second Back up, stiff" "Hold on, khaki-man Hold on, hold on one minute" "What do you mean, revoked?" "Enlighten him, Miss Williams" "Who is Miss Wilson?" "Mr Hawkins, you have violated several of the clubs bylaws" "If you please turn your attention to the plasma screen" " Court TV" " Here we go" "Violation number one, rule 729-36" "No personal or commercial aircrafts may land on the course except in case of emergency" "Hold on, Ronald Reagan Jr" "If you see the plasma, you see the chopper didn't even touch the grass" "Didn't even touch the ground, lady" "Oh, yeah, oh yeah I didn't even see that" "Can you say hovering?" "Its a technicality" "We are getting technical, aren't we?" "Violation number two, section E, rule 12..." "What did he do now, proper light skin?" "Thirty-six, dash 12" "No firearms are permitted on the premises" "No, hold up, hold up" " I'm will whoop her ass" " Excuse me, dog" "This is signed by the mayor" "The permit to carry my weapon wherever and whenever I would like to" " Forgery Forg...!" "The potato salad was a forgery" " No, Mr Mayor" " My signature" " Anything else?" " But... what about that... that monstrosity?" " That's Big Large" " He almost killed me" "Is that against the rules, too?" "You are a disgrace to every member who's come before you" "You're not fit to wear the Carolina Pines crest" "What does this mean?" " Daddy?" " What?" "Oh, shoot" "Sweet Jesus" "Excuse me, honey Excuse me" "What does this mean?" "♪ What does it mean?" "♪" "Hes not fit to wear the Carolina Pines crest?" " Preach on it!" " Go on, Reverend!" "Does this mean hes not the right size?" "In the words of Whitney Houston, Hell to the no!" "Or is it about something else, something more sinister?" " Holler!" " Cause this is surely not about guns and golf carts" "Tell it!" " This is not about rules and infractions" "No, no, no This here is about black and white" " Free Mandela!" " That's what Im talkin about!" "This is about rich and poor" "There's a lot of rich, not enough poor in here" "Why cant a soul brother" " walk these fairways, huh?" " Amen!" "Why cant a soul brother be Capn Crunch?" "♪ I wanna know ♪" "Capn..." "Capn Crunch" "Captain Crunch?" "He in the zone Preach, little preach!" "If you strip this brother of his jacket, you will strip yourselves of your very souls" "Hallelujah!" "Halle-shunna-hiya-hiya, hoola-nah-nah shunna" "Now I ask you are you going to take away this beautiful brothers dream?" " Mm-mmm" " Hmm?" "♪ What did the man say?" "♪" "I think not because if you do, I will sue the living..." " Shit!" " Out of you" "Can I get a amen?" "Amen!" " Amen Hallelujah!" "Holler if you hear me" "Peace out!" "♪ Come on ♪" "♪ Fire's gonna leave it low now ♪" " Here we go!" " Yes!" "Who the hell was that?" "Yeah, I told you we was gonna get in, baby, all day" "Hey, C-Note, I just wanna say, man," "I was really impressed with how you handled my father" "I've never seen anyone diss him like that" "Well, Im gonna tell you something Ain't nobody scared of your daddy" "You know what Im talkin about?" "All right, what he do?" "What he do?" "What up?" "What up?" "What's happening?" "The boys wanna take the chopper into the city and party You in?" "Y'all go ahead and do that I catch up with y'all in a minute" "Ain't she a little Abercrombie and Bitch for you?" "Girl, you crazy Y'all have fun" " Crazy" " All right" "My girlfriend Rashida gets off the pole in 15" "Shout me a holler, C!" "So check this out" "You wanna come to the city and party with us?" "I don't know I mean, are they gonna have shotguns there?" "Front seat" "All right" "Mmm" "Ahh" " ♪ She's so cinematic ♪" " Mmm" "♪ She's so cinematic ♪" "♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪" "♪ Got me addicted to her ♪" "♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪" " ♪ To her, to her, to her ♪" " Ooh" "♪ Ooh, yeah shawty so cinematic ♪" "♪ I spit a little game just to get the rabbit ♪" "♪ It's me on the microphone, I've been an addict ♪" "♪ Yo, pimp yo' rabbit, I could pimp your static ♪" "Yo, how you been doin?" "Welcome to the club" "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Where you goin?" "Hey its a nice jacket" "You earned it" "You know I don't back down for nothing" "I don't expect you to" "Why don't we stop this me versus you and together take a little break and..." "Take a break?" "Get to know one another, be friends or something" "You know, hang?" " Hang" " Rent a movie" "I got T-shirts, footies" "Id rather scratch" "We got some hood in us after all Let me find out" "Good-night, Mr Hawkins" "Id rather say good-morning" "Good-night" "♪ She's so cinematic ♪" "♪ She's so cinematic ♪" "♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪" "♪ Got me addicted to her ♪" "♪ To her, to her, to her ♪" "♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪" "I like country clubs" "Mick-a-leek-o" "Looks like I ain't the only one out here breaking the rules" "Yeah, well, this is the only time I get a chance to practice" "What are you practicing for?" "I just love the game" "If you have that much love for the game, you'll have to get a new bag of sticks" "They work for me" "Oh, they sure do" "Holler at your boy, man" "Yup" "♪ We ain't done, son ♪" "♪ Uh-huh ♪" "♪ Ha ha ♪" "♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Gonna make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Girl, don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Gonna make that booty clap ♪" "♪ You ain't gonna do it ♪" "♪ You ain't gonna... ♪" "You like her, don't you?" "If my father knew I was here, hed shit a golf ball" "You wanna slap that ass?" "Think I do" "You have to know you do" "You wanna... you wanna slap that ass?" "I do" "Whose ass is it?" "Hers?" "No its your ass its mine?" "Okay, you better get your..." "Its Tank, baby, in the flesh" "Long time, no see" " Tank?" " Yeah" "I thought you got life" "Oh, no, baby Im out, Im out" "Oh" "Think I could slap it?" "I mean, not like a tiger, but like a teddy bear" "Tigers play too rough" "So slap it like a nice teddy bear" "You been lifting weights?" "Oh, Id rather be lifting you, girl" "Oh, I know Well, you know I cut out the protein" " I'm eating a lot of sugar" " Oh, yeah its time to get some of this chocolate going" "Uh-huh Oh, you want that chocolate?" "Uh-huh, carve it up?" "Yeah, melted, uh-huh Ooh, girl" "Lets pick up where we left off, but there ain't gonna be no police this time, all right?" "Okay You know, Tank" "All right I lifted that restraining order its all... its all good Wont be no cops" "Come on Whoo!" " I'm gonna do it" " You feel it?" "Im gonna do it I feel it" " Do it Slap it" " Do it" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "There you go!" "Pop it one time" "Yeah!" "Don't tease me, baby I've got a long fuse, girl" " I work it, I work it" " Come on, come on" "Bring it on" "Back it up, back it up" "Oh!" "Oh!" "I think Im pregnant!" "I think Im pregnant!" "You're not popping it enough" "There you go That's it Whoa!" "♪ We ain't done, son ♪" "What do you want?" "A little help" "Yeah, what do you mean, little?" "Uh I mean, I have a small job" "Small?" "What do you mean small?" "Are you trying to disrespect me?" "No, no, no, I meant no disrespect" "Hey, check this out, big man" "Come on, now Does this look small to you, huh?" "Im sorry My bad" "Uh, word on the street is you the man to see about a... a job" "What are we talking about?" "A hundred" " large" " Now you're speaking my language" "Who's the mark?" "Christopher Hawkins" "C" " Note?" "I want him gone" " Gone permanently?" " Or just gone" "I want him out of my life permanently" "Consider him gone" "You'll get the other half when the job is done" "Hey, ma" "Don't you Hey, mamma me" "I ain't seen you in eight days, and you skipped church last week" "I've been busy" "Too busy to come see your mamma?" "Nah, its just work, that's all" "Gangsta rap That's what you call work, baby?" "Its just what I do You know, you gotta roll with it, now" "I roll with it when you grow up, meet yourself a nice little girl and settle your butt down somewhere" "I have you know I think I might've found me one" "Oh" "I hope its not one of them little nasty video skank types again" "She's a lawyer" "A lawyer, huh?" "Now you're swimming in deep water What's she like?" "She shot me down tonight" "Not impressed with your money, huh?" " Guess not" " I like her already" "What's that?" "Im hungry You got enough for me?" "What do you think?" "I always got enough for you" "Go sit down I make you a plate" "Whoo!" "My god" "Smell that fresh air Such a beautiful day for golf its goin down" "You know, this is the whole that Jack Nicklaus eagled to win the US Open" "I know I was there" "Lt was like 20 years ago" "Yeah, my dad caddied for him" "Your dad is Bobby Hawkins?" "Yeah" "Hes a legend around here" "And I heard that he shot the course record" "Well, it was a 59 unofficially" "Cummings was never going to let a caddy take the record away from him" "Is that what this is all about?" "No I just love the game, my friend Putter" "Grab that flag over there for me" "I show you how we do this here" "What about you?" "What about me?" "Well, you should be playing the game for a living instead of toting my bag" "Someday" "Well, you know, someday comes and goes quicker than you think" "You gotta chase it" "Lets take it in" "♪ We came to set the party off ♪" "♪ I came to set the party off ♪" "♪ You came to set the party off ♪" "♪ Hey, pimp, get a girl... ♪" "♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪" "♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪" "♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪" "♪ Let's get this party off ♪" "Mmm, delicious" "Yeah, Im glad you like it" "its my special recipe" "♪ Do you like what I'm seeing'?" "♪" "♪ Mix up the black and the white Puerto Rican ♪" "♪ Even some European ♪" "♪ Straight out of Compton ♪" "♪ Here's the crazy bother name Ice Cube ♪" "♪ From the stupid dope gang with a attitude ♪" " Oh, Jesus - ♪ When I'm called off ♪" "♪ I got a sawed off ♪" "♪ Kick knowledge and bodies are hauled off ♪" "♪ You, too, boy if ya get with me ♪" " Wilson!" " Sup?" "What's that in your mouth?" "Oh, that's the grill, my niggard" "I am not your niggard!" "Whatever" "♪ Goin' off on every body like that ♪" "Yo, yo, yo, this is Kidd Clean comin live and direct, representing Killah Ink" "My fellas, Lets go and get this mutha poppin" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah" "Yeah, you all know what it is" "I want everybody right now who came out to the party give it up for my boy Wilson" " What's up, badass?" " What up?" "Right now, we got a special performance cause you all know I know how to pull strings" "We got all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, just for your on your birthday," "Give it up one time, East Point represent!" "♪ I'm about it, who about it?" "I'm about it, you about it?" "♪" "♪ What the hell you waiting for?" "♪" "♪ I'm about it, who about it?" "♪" "♪ Need to stop the hating, boy ♪" "♪ Hey, shortie, let me see if you can do it like I do it ♪" "♪ Commenced to getting to it while you sipping on that fluid ♪" "♪ Got the Chevy paint dripping while I'm burning on that gritchet ♪" "♪ Come and smoke with a pimp, and ride with a player ♪" "♪ Off to the A-T-L, eastside that's Decatur ♪" "♪ Got a couple shorties on the low it's going digital ♪" "Are you hot?" "Im good, not too bad" "Not you, idiot!" "The bomb!" "Is it hot?" "Is it hot?" "Give me a minute" "♪ I love freaky girls, so baby, come give it up ♪" "♪ Hey, tell me what you're waiting for ♪" "♪ Hey, what the hell you waiting for?" "♪" "This is Lil Rod Im-a go" "Well, light them up, and lets get the hell out of here" "♪ What the hell you waiting for?" "♪" "♪ I'm about it, who about it?" "♪ Who can stop the hatin', boy?" "♪" "♪ I keep the best, fine greenery around the whole city ♪" "♪ I'm fresh from my head to feet, the ladies lust for me ♪" "♪ 'Cause your boy smokes pounds down ♪" "♪ King of the crop, now ♪" "♪ Not too long ago I had to take it like a rebound ♪" "♪ So give me that got stacks on dizzeck ♪" "♪ When I walk by, watch the ladies break their nizzeck ♪" "♪ They know I'm a baller, young shot caller ♪" "Bomb!" "Bomb!" "Everybody down!" "Hey, G, who did this?" "I just got the word out Im waiting to hear back" "Just get me a name" "You give me a couple days" "I said I wanted him gone, not dead" "Gone is dead, dead and gone" "If you want an omelet, my brother, you have to break a few eggs" "You planted a bomb at my kids pool party!" "Its called collateral damage" "Collateral damage?" "!" "You blew up my car!" "The deals off" "Im not paying you one penny more, you little prick" " Bite me!" " Oh, eat me!" "Y'all are work it Y'all are making papa grow" "You're late, young man" "Sorry, I got hung up, ma Traffic its all right, though You lookin good" "Got hung up It ain't how I heard it" "You all right?" "Im good" "What you got goin on in here, momma?" "Well, Miss Williams wants to know more about you, so she came to the source" "Is that right?" "Im gonna whip y'all up something to eat" "Yes, maam" "I gotta tell you, I don't understand this generation" "In my day, you met somebody" "You fell in love You got married, you had babies, none of this sleeping around and booty calls and online sex" "You kids got it all wrong" "Momma, chill out Do we gotta do this now?" "Damn right, we have to do it" "Look at you" "You're running around town making millions, shooting videos, carrying on, but where's the love, Christopher?" "Little girl, I got your number, too" "You running around town with your big fancy law degree and your power suits, spending your time in a courtroom instead of a bedroom" "Your eggs aren't getting any fresher Sweet potato pie?" "Yes, maam" "This is it" "Oh got pictures" "Oh" "Nice look" "Now, that was so long ago" "Okay, so tell me, was LL more upset with you about stealing his clothes or his little, thin mustache?" "Well, if you really want to know the truth, it took me about six, seven months to get this here chin together, but LL did help me win the talent show with that I Need Love" "Pow" "Im sure you did need love, looking like that" "Don't do me like that" "I've got a couple fashion skeletons in my closet, too, thanks to Madonna" "That must've been so devastating to a girl like you" "Whoo" " You're crazy" " No, you crazy" "Well" "Well, you..." "I should be going" "I guess you gotta go" "Yeah, I better go" "You gotta go" "I gotta go" "Better go" "I better go" "Shannon" "I be right there Okay" "You gotta go?" "Yeah Um, tell your mom I said thank you, and good-night" "Um you know, I came here to find out about C-Note" "and I met Christopher Hawkins" "You're all right with me" "Damn" "Well, it really is a beautiful day here at Carolina Pines, home of the storied Carolina Cup" "We're just minutes away from our second match of the day, which promises to be a real humdinger, as they say." "Hey there" "Mrs Cummings" "How you doing?" "Are you smiling at me, or am I smiling at you?" "Now, you know there's only one way you're going to win out there, right?" "How's that?" "Play dirty" "Dirty" "Well, I think you done tuned into my channel" "Fellas?" " That's what Im talkin about" " I'm talkin about" "That's what we do" "We've been trying to do that for a long time" "We do that" "Is that?" "Throats a little parched" "Would you like a sip?" "Sweet grapes" "Ooh, Mrs Cummings" "I can bite you" "Can you?" "They're gonna kick us out of the South" "This is, of course, the 75th anniversary of this wonderful tournament." "I'm sure every one here is quite as excited as I am." "Good luck today, Señor Cummings" "What are you doing?" "I got a better offer" "You've been playing for me for 15 years" "Where's the loyalty?" "This is all about money Besides that, you are a prick" "Yeah, now, slow down, slow down, man" "This is serious skunk weed Im telling you you're making a mistake" "Hmm?" "You're not gonna make it the whole game, no you're not" "You know you're not" "Hey, who does your hair?" "That is some nice braid-work right there" "Hey, yo, suckers, wait up for your boy" "What's up, baby?" "Come on, all right Come on, lets get it" "All right, how's everybody doing so far?" "Doing fine" "How you feeling?" "You all right?" "They've been playing this since they was kids, man" "This ain't our sport" "Come on, man, stop whining Matias, you know who Kobe Bryant is?" " Si" " Okay" "You're Kobe Bryant You're the leader of this team" " No problem Vamos" " Do your job, Mexico" "All right, you know what were gonna do" " No" " Were gonna take this to the streets" "The streets?" "Were playing on grass!" "We smoke grass Don't tell nobody" "Think about the good grass You the man" " You are Señor Shaq You the big guy" " Hes Kobe Right" " Shaq" " You the man" "Kobe, Shaq, me and Mexico" "The new version" " I got it" " Can you handle it?" "All right" "Blondie, what kind of panties you got on?" "My bad Anyway, were gonna do a Killah Ink on three" "Y'all ready?" "Im gonna throw the first one at you" " Uno" " Two" " Three" " Killah Ink" "And now, taking the field, put your happy, clappy hands together, for our defending champions for the last 15 years, wearing their signature navy and gold and led by Captain Richard Cummings, please let's hear it for team Carolina Pines." "And on the opposite side of the wall, wearing a rather zesty orange and black, in their first tournament here ever, lets hear it for team Killah Ink" "All right, C-Note!" "♪ They call me Nicky-Nicky in the streets ♪" "What's up, Prime Time?" "Go kick my daddy's ass!" "♪ We should take his head off ♪" "♪ We should take his head off ♪" "♪ I believe there's a... ♪" "♪ We should take his head off ♪" "♪ I'm taking his head off ♪" "♪ I'm taking his head off ♪" "♪ I'm taking his head off ♪" "Good afternoon, ladies" "You don't stand a chance" "You know, I've been hearing that all my life" "Well, lets play some ball" "And it's Magrini and Cummings heading up the field together towards the goal mouth." "They're 30 yards away, 20, and Cummings is in a wonderful position and he shoots and scores!" "♪ Whether it's rock and roll or old soul ♪" " ♪ It don't matter ♪" " Y'all stop clapping" " ♪ Disco, Calypso, it don't matter ♪" " Stop clapping" " Welcome to my world - ♪ Suit and tie or tie-dye ♪" "♪ It don't matter ♪" "♪ Snakeskin's or Timberlands, it don't matter ♪" "♪ Tight fade or long braid, it don't matter ♪" "♪ Red head or brunette ♪" "♪ It don't matter ♪" "♪ Break-dance, slam dance ♪" "♪ It don't matter ♪" "♪ Do the jerk until it hurts, I'm tellin' you ♪" " ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪" " I'm not your son, you suck" "Oh, come on, please" "No, no!" "♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪" " ♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪" " Boom, boom!" "Get out there and score!" "Lord have mercy" "I need a horse" "♪ Ain't nothing wrong with that ♪" "Magrini is once again chasing the ball." "His opponents are hot in pursuit." "He reaches the goal mouth, and the goal!" "The game is tied at 11 apiece, which means we'll go to sudden death, where the next goal wins." "That hurt my momma" "Let the big dog eat, baby!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "Yeah Yeah" "Miss Williams, this has got to stop" "I cant take this one day more" "What exactly is wrong?" "Look around The members are enjoying themselves" "I don't care its my club I make the decisions here" "I tell them when to enjoy themselves" "My recommendation is that you let this thing go" "I think that Christopher Hawkins is a great addition to your club" "Now you need to find someone else to do your legal work" "You cant quit me" "I just did" "You did it!" " Told you I don't never lose, baby" "One of us has to go" "How you wanna handle it?" "Golf match My team wins, you go" "Your team wins, I go" "That's cool, but when I bust your ass, you're gonna take that bullshit course record off the wall" "You hear me?" "Ridiculous!" "I hold the course record Everybody knows" "Who's this?" "Who's that?" "Arnold Palmer" " The caddy" " Caddy?" "Yeah, the caddy that worked here for over 40 years, a caddy you fired because he was a better golfer than you could ever be" "His name was Robert Hawkins" "Is that what this is about?" "A caddy?" "That was my father" "You think he shot a 59, don't you?" "Caddy Mack" "I played with him the day he posted the score" "If you're calling him a liar, you're calling me a liar" "I saw this score card 20 years ago" "It is, to be kinda forgery its as worthless today as it was then" "It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, its the truth" "He was the best golfer I ever saw, professional or amateur" "We will settle this on the golf course" "Im looking forward to it" "its a very simple question!" "Who ordered the hit?" "Im just a businessman" "I've got no beef with you Believe it" "You know, we can do this the easy way or the hard way" "Cause I love that big body Benz back there, and Im gonna ride tonight" "Love makes a brother stupid" "You don't wanna see me stupid, little man!" "You got a big-ass mouth, bitch!" "Ooh, is that all you got?" "My baby sister hit harder than that" "Hurry up, Tank!" "Im starting to get bored with this" "The more time I spend hitting you, the lest time I spend hitting that, tater tot!" "Next time bring it from the shoulder, you big pussy!" "Doh... uh yeah?" "The last time Im gonna ask" "Oh, its... its..." "No, don't, big boy Save your energy cause you gonna need it" "Now, if you thought he was bad, you ain't messed with me" "Im queen bitch of this universe" "Now, if you don't tell me what I want to know, after I whoop your ass..." "Okay, okay, okay I tell you what you wanna know, all right?" "Mick-a-leek-a" "Thought I might find you here What's happening, boy?" "Not much I hear you got a big match tomorrow" "You should be working on your game" "Oh, its too late for that its never too late" "Besides, I hear Cummings got a ringer" "I got a ringer of my own, though" "I need this job" "No, you don't, not when you got C-Note" "Here's your boy I got you" " All right" " Lets do it" "What the hell" "Giddy-up Lets get it done" " Yeah" " Ho, hey" "♪ Now, on your mark, get set, go ♪" "♪ It's time to let it show ♪" "♪ Relax your mind and let your arms go ♪" "♪ Go go go go ♪" "♪ And let your arms go ♪" "♪ Go go go ♪" "♪ Now, I've been waitin' a long time ♪" "♪ I'm patient enough ♪" "♪ Been gettin' my work on ♪" "♪ And now it's time to let it show ♪" "♪ Time, time I let it show ♪" "♪ You keep on cry in' all night ♪" "♪ You call for the sun ♪" "♪ Your hair to the sky, and that's the limit, oh, oh ♪" "Hey, hey, hey Hello, everyone" "Top of the morning to you" "What's happening, Mr C?" "Ow!" "What's goin on, baby?" "Looks like everybody showed up to watch me whoop your ass" "Actually, they showed up to watch him whoop on your ass" "All right, let me in here, let me in here Let the betting begin" "Come on, who's betting on the kid?" "Im taking ten-to-one, five-to-one" "Okay, okay, may I have your attention please?" "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming here to this rather special contest" "Let me explain what were going to do today" "Well play 18 holes of match play, best ball" "Mr Parnevik, its your tee, sir" "Thank you" "Attaboy, Jesper!" "Hit it good!" " Eat a sandwich" " Shut up" "Whoa, great shot" "Sweet" "So who wants to follow that one?" "Is that all you got?" "Im just getting warmed up" "Lets go, C-Note" "Come on, breathe, breathe" "Play for your freedom" "Yeah Oh!" "Looking good, Mick, looking good" "Whoo Whoo" "What did I tell you?" "Nice shot, Mick" "Oh, this guy" "Chump" "Stop" "My mouth was open" "Damn, that's a lot of sound out of a quarter-inch speaker" "Are you done?" "Swing away" "Watch out there!" " Boo" " Boo, boo" "Oh" "Oh" "Damn, that waters deep" "Oh" "Oh" "Does this smell infected?" "Shoot him" "Ladies and gentlemen, at the end of the outward nine," "Mr Cummings team is four holes up" "We shall take a 15-minute break and convene back at the 10th hole" "Thank you" "Cant we kill him?" "Come on" "I thought it was" "You ain't foolin, man" "Yo, wait Show me the money, baby" "Man, were getting bitch-slapped" "This guys got shots in his bag I didn't know existed" "Big deal" "What are you, a couple of pussies having a pity party?" "Hes great So what?" "See, that's your problem" "You're playing him instead of the course" "It doesn't matter how great he is" "Every time you put a peg in the turf, you're playing Old Man Par" "Now, you've got two choices..." "you can either play big or go home" "Im going to go warm up" "You know whether you win or lose, your father would be proud of you" "He didn't give a damn about course records" "He golfed his ball because he loved the game" "And that's what you need to do" "See, this could be the last time you set foot on this course" "Make it count" "Hey" "Hey, hey What's happening?" "I wanted you to know I don't work for Cummings anymore" "So sorry I should've quit sooner" "That's cool I get it" "Gotta do what you gotta do, right?" "Yeah" "Yeah, you think you're working for someone that's honest, then you find out later they're not" "Well, the three blind mice could've solved that" "Want to wish you luck on your back nine" "Well, you know Im gonna shake em up its halftime" "All I have is time for the bliss, baby" "Bing!" "Bam!" "I didn't bring you all this way for you to... to... to" " Choke, sir?" " Choke!" "Whoo!" "Ladies and gentlemen, after 17 holes, we are dead even" "The winner of the next hole takes the match" "Mick, its your tee" "Hey, our ticket right there" "Come on, Mick!" "Don't piss like a puppy Stay on the port" "Let the big dogs eat, brother" "You the man!" "Yeah, that's my dawg" "Give it to em, baby" "Yeah, that's that money shot!" "That's that money shot!" "Oh!" "Let me lay down on it Bam" " I hate you Meow, meow" "Oh!" "That's the best shot he hit all day" "Nice shot Beautiful Great shot" "Give me a five iron" "Don't sweat it" "Like I said, you either play big, or you go home" "This is my home" "Well, lets act like it" "Come on, Mick-o" "There it is" "Get close, baby" "Whoo" "Oh" "How many points you get when it go in the water?" "Oh" "All right Whatta I got?" "230 yards uphill into the wind?" "I don't have that shot in my bag, do I?" "No one does" "All right, give me my driver" "Come on, baby Take your time" "Let me show you how we do this" "Think about the course" "We play big, or we go home" "Ease up" "♪ People take it just a little bit higher like this ♪" "Mick, we won!" "What did I tell you?" "What did I tell you?" "What did I tell you?" "♪ We can take the slow..." "like this ♪" "Just like money in the bank Yes" "Hey, Dick" " Richard Cummings" " Yes?" "You're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder" "That's ridiculous" "Yo must have the wrong Richard Cummings" "Remember me?" "This mans a liar" " Ooh" " Ooh" "Ooh, that was a lot of little strength" "Oh, yeah All day long" " All day long?" " Yeah" " You can climb me like a tree" " Ooh, lets talk about it" " Lets go, come on" " Heh" "Holler at your boy, Mr C" "♪ A growing' boy need vitamin C ♪" "♪ Can't wait four years for a college degree ♪" "♪ So I'm gonna try to be all I can be ♪" "♪ Minus the army and Uncle Sam ♪" "♪ God damn, I'm just proud to be who I am ♪" "♪ Get higher like this ♪" "♪ On the days when I'm back to..., all right ♪" "♪ Take it just a little bit higher like this ♪" "Nice round, pop" "The USGA is here" "Thanks for everything" "Well, he deserved it" "And you deserve it, too" "Very nice to see you again" "Where's Cummings?" "Hes actually not a member of this club anymore" "Joined another club, but let me introduce you to our new president," "Christopher Hawkins its good to meet you its Frosty, right?" "Frosty, right" "As you can see, we made a couple changes here at Carolina Pines, you know what Im sayin?" "Were still exclusive but were more open-minded" "What up, family?" " Southside" " All right, let me give you a tour" "Ross King:" "Welcome to the final round of the US Open..." "Sergio Garcia, Tiger Woods battling it out to take the crown and become Open Champion over these wind-swept fairways right here at Carolina Pines Golf and Polo Club," "The club itself established in 1892" "It really has stood the test of time, and it is absolutely steeped in rich golfing tradition." "But I've got to now welcome the man, the President of the club here, Christopher Hawkins." "Christopher, good to see you." "How you doing, Ross?" "What's going on?" "Hi, mom." "Christopher, this I've got to say, this course is really in top-notch shape." "Well, I'd love to take credit, but I've got a terrific staff that works behind me." "Well, it certainly shows." "Now, a lot of low scores being posted here, it has to be said, possibility that your father's record's in jeopardy." "You know its either your ass or the remote" "How did I get this?" "I don't know Go sit down" "Let me give you a lesson about doobah-doobahs" "Everybody talkin about the black man got the biggest doobah-doobah in the world" "I don't know" "I ain't seen every black guys doobah-doobah" "My doobah-doobah happens to be pretty good" "Hey, Mick, do me a favor, bro" "Can you help me out with something?" "Yeah, no problem" "Hold this for me, please its messing up m swing" " Hey, my...!" " Pick them up" "You want some candy, little boy?" " Yeah" " Aha, rrrrr" "You still breast feed?" "Im still on the bottle" "Breast milk" "Ain't my fault you people speak French" "Oui, Oui!" "You have a little wee-wee" "I got a boom bam!" "Boom bam, boom bam!" "Boom bam, bam bam!" "Bah!" "Bah!" "Bam!" "Whoo-hoo!" "♪ You must like what you see ♪" "♪ You must like what you see ♪" "♪ Cause you see a brother like me ♪" "♪ Im gonna break it down Im gonna break it down ♪" "♪ And then Im gonna stop ♪" "♪ Back to the beat ♪" "♪ Oh, pretty, pretty girl look so fine ♪" "I almost took my own head off After you, boy" "Okay" "Air ball!" "You'll get the other half when the job is done" "What do you mean half?" "♪ Make it feel nice ♪" "♪ No more strife ♪" "♪ Make you my wife ♪" "♪ Baby, I would make your dreams come true ♪" "Tyrone, is that you?" " My grandmother used to baby-sit you" " No, that ain't me" "TT, you peed in the bed till you were 15 years old" "I know you remember me" "Goodbye, peace out!" "Southside!" "♪ To be with you ♪" "♪ Yes, girl ♪" "♪ Yes, girl ♪" "♪ And they say, "Oh, you're so picky-picky" ♪" "♪ "Why you no it, he said ♪" "♪ I wanna sticky-sticky ♪" "Damn, your tittys hanging out" "Little bitty titty" "Don't be selfish I gotta smoke, too" "I gotta make some brownies and some muffins and..." "You know what?" "You're just being greedy now" "All right No, go on in" "Take it, take it Just take the whole bag" "Damn good try Mm-hmm" "I take those two Benjamin's whenever you're ready" "If you gotta take your pants off first, to get into your pockets, hey, player, I understand" "Huh!" "Huh, huh, huh!" "Huh, huh, huh!" "Huh!" "Huh!" "Uh, oh, yeah Look at me" "Yeah!" "Yeah?" "Boom, doo-chah-doo, doo-chah-doo That's how mine sounds" "Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo" "Doo-cha, doo..." "dayoh... doo-cha, doo-te-doo" "♪ Tell me who'll I say is just sittin' around ♪" "♪ Tell me who'll I say is just sittin' around ♪" "♪ Tell me who'll I say is just sittin' around ♪" "♪ Jump around, jump around ♪" "♪ Tell me who'll I say is just sittin' around ♪" "♪ Tell me who'll I say is just sittin' around ♪" "♪ Tell me who'll I say is just sittin' around ♪" "♪ Jump around, jump around ♪" "♪ One, two, three, four ♪" "♪ Girl, don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Gonna make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Girl, don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Don't make that booty clap ♪" "♪ We gonna make that booty clap ♪" "♪ Gonna make that booty... ♪" "♪ Comin' at ya!" "♪" "♪ I came from the bottom, I made it to the top ♪" "♪ And I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop ♪" "♪ Comin' to your town to invade your block ♪" "♪ We ride from the hood, taking over your spot ♪" "♪ I came from the bottom, I made it to the top ♪" "♪ I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop ♪" "♪ Comin' to your town to invade your block ♪" "♪ We ride from the hood, taking over your spot ♪" "♪ Follow me while I take you on an odyssey ♪" "♪ I'm hittin' dollars, see, can't nothin' bother me ♪" "♪ Green grass, yeah, blowin' on the hood ♪" "♪ Million-dollar caddy, call me Tiger Woods ♪" "♪ I came from the bottom, I made it to the top ♪" "♪ I'm married to the game, and this game don't stop ♪" "♪ Comin' to your town to invade your block ♪" "♪ Yo, we ride from the hood, takin' over your spot ♪" "♪ She's so cinematic ♪" "♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪" "♪ Got me addicted to her ♪" "♪ To her, to her, to her ♪" "♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪" "♪ She's so cinematic ♪" "♪ She's so cinematic ♪" "♪ She's turned me to an addict ♪" "♪ Got me addicted to her ♪" "♪ To her, to her, to her ♪" "♪ To her, to her, to her, to her ♪" "♪ We came to set the party off ♪" "♪ I came to set the party off ♪" "♪ You came to set the party off ♪" "♪ Get a pimp, get a girl... ♪" "♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪" "♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪" "♪ Get a pimp, get a girl ♪" "♪ We came to set the party off ♪" "♪ You flossin'?" "♪" "♪ I'm flossin' ♪" "♪ You flossin'?" "♪" "♪ I'm flossin' ♪" "♪ You flossin'?" "♪" "♪ I'm flossin' ♪" "♪ Do you like what I'm seeing'?" "♪" "♪ Mix up the black and the white Puerto Rican ♪" "♪ Even some European ♪" "♪ You talk about the man, I'll beat 'im ♪" "♪ You talk about the man, I'll beat 'im ♪" "♪ We do it big, we do it big, we do it big, we do it big ♪" "♪ We do it big, we do it big, we do it big ♪" "♪ We ain't done, son ♪"