"Slovak Film Institute presents" "A PACT WITH THE DEVIL" "Written by:" "Edited by:" "Sound:" "Music:" "Starring:" "Produced by:" "Executive Producer:" "Cinematography:" "Directed by:" "Dear parents!" "The reason why we invited you isn't pleasant for either of us." "We'll show you some pictures." "Look at them carefully." "Thank you." "You heard it." " We should look at them carefully!" " Why are you showing these?" "It is likely that there are your daughters in these pictures." " Our daughters?" " Excuse us!" " What do you mean?" " Gimme that!" "Is that a joke?" "You must prove it!" "We invited you to ask for your help." "I can't see anything here." "I vouch for our Marcela." "Maybe she hasn't fully acclimatized yet, but this... impossible!" "Our Icka has the best upbringing." "Proper and Christian." "And socialist!" "My Emka wears glasses." "And where are glasses here?" "I don't know if she's there." "But I'll find out." "I think... this isn't my Olina." "But I'm not sure." "But I used to have this kind of figure." "Unfortunately, this is not all." "There's something even worse." "A pact with the Devil." "A pact with what?" "With the Devil!" "The Devil." "A secret pact with the Devil is an old 18th century book that was written..." "I don't understand." "What pact with the Devil?" "Do not interrupt me!" "What's this got to do with our kids?" "Please, sit down." "The title of the book inspired your daughters to this incredible action." "Gees, what happened?" "Listen up:" "We, the undersigned, solemnly swear before God and before ourselves, as we stand here that before our graduation day, we will get rid of our virginity." "Of what, please?" "Virginity!" "I guess you understand that, gees!" "Oh Gosh!" "May I smoke here?" "No!" "This is a model school, in every respect!" "If our suspicions are warranted your daughters won't be allowed to graduate and they'll be expelled from the school!" "What would become of us if such resolutions spread on a mass scale?" "We need concrete evidence, please." "On paper!" "Are these your daughters' names, right?" "But not their signatures." "Prove they wrote it." " You prove they didn't!" " And where was it found?" "In your daughter's desk, Mrs. Pavelkova." "And these disgusting pictures, here, here, there!" "In each desk where your daughters sit." "Do you want to add anything?" "I've had enough!" "Distasteful!" "Disgusting!" "So this is that inspiration of yours?" " Such cocky ones..." " This is for your own good, Emka." "Let me have at least Johnny!" "Maybe she can have Johnny." " Johnny?" " He is dressed." "Is that this dandy?" "All of them will be recycled!" "I'll show you your privacy!" "One more word and you'll sleep in ur bedroom!" "This is for your own good!" "And you're grounded." "Try it." "It's not difficult." "Gees, you hold it like a machinegun!" " How shall I hold it?" " Not this way." "Gently." "Like you're nursing a child." "Try it." "Good evening." "Hope we're not disturbing?" "Hallo, smurfs!" "Where have you been?" "Miki teaches me to play guitar." "I'll show you who a smurf is!" "Look at you, the guitar." "What time is it, Mr. Karasek?" "Nine, it seems." "The end of the visit." "And next time come when, the parents are at home." " Yes, please." " All right then!" "Is that clear?" "And next time get a hair cut before you come here." "And this too!" "Excuse me, that's mine." "Bye." "Yuk!" "You're brutal!" "I don't wanna see this hairy guy around!" "Gosh, what a family!" "And what are you doing there?" "And what are you doing there?" "Why are you bothering us again?" "That's not a nuisance!" "that's a family chronicle." "Look here!" "I look like a moron." "I had this kind of bow shaped legs?" "And then they grew straight." "They said you were a prodigy child." "You weren't five yet when you proclaimed you wanted to be a theater diva." "See how we like you." "You're our only child!" "Is that my fault?" "Why this sad tone?" " What are you after?" " Nothing." "But you know you're in a dangerous age... and there are some things about which..." "You mean things about sex?" "We had that in school a long time back." "We verified this theoretical knowledge in practice, individually." "What do you mean?" "Do you want to say that...?" "Exactly!" "I'm not in the same league with the Virgin of Orleans any more." "What?" "What are you saying?" "But that pact of yours, or what..." "That's just a joke." "I don't believe it." "Resolutions must be fulfilled," "and even exceeded, father." "What exceeded?" "You're talking nonsense." "You don't follow population statistics?" " What?" " Of the youth." "So good night." "And take care!" "This is the end." "I guess this is really..." "That kid smokes!" "Why are you standing here?" "Bring me my meprobamate!" "Wait..." "Grandma, and why are you sitting here like this!" "Here's a jack, here an ace of hearts..." " Is that you?" " Me?" "You're not normal." "A Pact with the Devil!" "Gosh!" "What do you say, Frantisek, is that me?" "I have nothing better to do but to talk with your teachers." "You were there until now?" "Leave ma alone, ok?" "And you leave me alone!" "Frantisek!" "Bring me my slipper!" "Come here, Frantisek, and eat the picture." "And what if that were me?" "All right, I won't be your bodyguard!" "Do as you please!" "But I want you to graduate!" "I got divorced only for your good, so you'd become somebody!" "And now you're getting married only for my good." "Surely for your good." "You need a father." "I'm too lenient with you." "Frantisek, don't do this to me!" " Hi, mom!" " Hi." "Where have you been?" " In the movies." " And what was on?" "Such corny stuff." "A road to the marital bed" "Boring!" " Here's your stamp!" " For what?" "A Pact with the Devil!" "My God!" "I'll show you the pact!" "I'm more than seventeen now, nobody will beat me!" "You may even be twenty!" "Your father will give you another stamp!" "I'll show you!" "Don't hide!" "Open up!" "Imagine, my parents won't even let me go to the movies." "My mother ripped up my Johnny Hollyday." "Don't cry, we'll buy you the real one!" "You know what my parents came up with?" "They want to stuff me with some melipramin!" "Grandma says it contains bromine." "She's the only normal person in our family." "Bromine?" "What is it for?" "Don't be silly!" "You don't know what bromine is for?" " Trnkova!" " Yes, madam?" "You're not on a beach!" "Take it off!" "I can't, I have conjunctivitis." "Borosova!" "Pick it up!" " I didn't throw it there!" " Prove it!" "Girls, we must do something!" "Or else they'll all eat us alive." "If you want I can say it was all my idea." "The pact, pictures, you didn't know about it." " Are you nuts?" " They'll kick you out from school." "I don't care, I'll make a living!" "What do you want to own up to?" "You're a real friend, Ola!" "We'll take a look at..." " Do you know anything?" " Not at all!" "Please, step in..." "Trnkova" "Dvorska, Pavelkova," "Borosova, Durcekova!" "Stop showing off!" "Give me the shades!" "I can't, I have conjunctivitis." "Really?" "Let me see!" "What's that?" "What do you have?" "It's a birth mark." "Next!" "Losonska, Pleskova, Karasek!" " Where is Karasek?" " Here!" "Zorkoczy, Garguliak, Saper..." "Boys, go to the gym, and you to the school nurse." "Go now!" "And I'll test your knowledge of powers with irrational exponents." "Next, please!" "What's up, Garguliak?" "Come here!" "Please, I can't." "I have no money." "Today we give haircuts for free and we cut it short." "This is a model school, all right?" "And I want to have people here, not some chrysanthemums!" "Please, I have to go outside!" " A sudden stomachache, right?" " Right." "Don't speculate, you won't fool me!" "What are you doing there?" "Where are you climbing?" "You'll fall down, listen up!" "You'll fall down and get hurt!" "Come down now!" "Are you crazy?" " He got a B from phys ed." " If I'm to get a haircut then here!" "What's up?" "Tonsil, teethes and stuff." "They say we're slacking off." "Don't worry, the doctor is nice." " Borosova!" " Here!" "Trnkova, Pavelkova, Durcekova, Dvorska, all here?" "Get undressed." "But I'm in good health." "And I'm not slacking off!" "Get undressed, hurry up!" "Your parents want me to give you a check up." "Complete, if you know what I mean." "Sure!" "Yes, please?" "Here's the office." "You're an angel!" "And can I order two tubes of that French liquid powder?" "And those eyelashes." "And the Italian hairspray." "Let's get lost!" "They wanted to have it on paper, smurfs." "In writing." "Legally confirmed virgins." "Just like the legally confirmed insane." "Girls, but this is fun." "You wouldn't laugh if you'd got beaten up at home like I did." "Now you don't need to make up your eyes." "But one day they will be sorry." "But one day they will be sorry." "'Cause they're all smurfs." "I wonder how we're gonna get out of this!" "We must prove we didn't write it." "Excuse me!" "Why should I prove anything?" "I've done nothing." "Neither have me or her!" "But what if they don't believe us?" "There is one more option." "When one is to suffer then for what one ...has actually done." " What do you mean, actually?" " Get men down on their knees." "Are you nuts?" "You wanna catch a man somewhere on a street?" "Don't lecture us!" "It doesn't concern you anymore." "This is our business!" "So, what's the deal?" "Look, a chopper!" "That's it!" "Black will mean no and white yes!" "Let's vote!" "Yes, no, yes..." "You?" "Hi, Peter!" "Me in person!" "What, you expected some other woman?" "You know I'm very busy on Sundays." "And today it's hell here!" "I like to listen to you." "But I'm annoyed when you're here." "I traveled twenty kilometers to get here, had two flat tires, and you won't let me in." "I'll buy the ticket." "Leave!" "Castles belong to workers." "Shall we go or do we have to wait?" "See, I'm busy!" "Too bad you're so busy today!" "Excuse me, I'm here." "The castle was founded in the 13th century by queen Constance and it is named after white stone that can be found here." "And now look up!" "What do you mean, today?" "'Cause today I love you so much." "In this vessel escaped from Turkish captivity" "Count Mikulas Palffy, who liked women and boat rowing." "Prove it." "And not just with words." "I'll prove it to you today." "Please come in, we have 35 minutes to cover seven centuries." "You hear it only once, but today I'll say it another twenty times." "You're word on it, you will?" "My word on it." "This is so nice but when it breaks down," "I can't get no spare parts." "Excuse me, I don't understand you." "You don't speak our language?" "Evicka, move next to Jozko, make room for the lady." "Come sit here!" "So why are you standing here?" "I'm in a hurry!" "Would like to get a ride?" "Thanks, I don't ride Tatra 603." "Get in, there's plenty of room here." "This is the salla terrena, the work of Italian baroque artists." "The room was used as a cooler." "There was an aquarium and pond here." "At that time water was pouring through the mouths of mascarons on the walls and today it runs through the whole ceiling." "And now please, turn around!" "Our baroque Venus." "The symbol of love and fertility, the only fire in the coldness of this room." "Her body overflows with the youth and passion of a young woman." "In its lower parts it is curved and hard as marble." " But you are prettier." " Maybe." " And you won't change your mind?" " I won't if you love me." "So look how I'll hurry up." "It wasn't recommended to stay in this wet room too long." "Several family members got arthritis here and were confined to bed for life." "Leave your umbrellas in the holder on the left." "Let's go please, enter!" "Excuse me, you're not allowed to touch the exhibits." "This is a Venus, not an exhibit!" " Where are you going?" " Over there." "From where?" "From over there." "Now it's all clear." "Well, they ruined our Sunday." "We've got neither a day off nor money." "We're screwed." "Money's not everything." "Money's not everything?" "And what is, miss?" "Love." "All you need is love, don't you?" "You're great." "And don't call me miss." "It's not even been a month since my divorce." "You were married?" "Unfortunately." "But he wasn't Mr. Right." "You'll find him, young lady!" "Testing the broadcasting!" "One, two, three, four nine, ten." "Ten, nine, eight three, two, one, zero." "The end." "Hi, Miki!" "Don't whistle at me, I'm not a dog." "Take it easy." "If you want we can go cram math at our place." "At you place?" "Are you crazy?" "And let your father kick me out again?" "Don't worry." "They'll be in church." "From ten to noon." "And two hours is enough, right?" "Two hours, depends for what." "So, will you come?" "Maybe." "I never plan ahead." "What are you carrying?" "What is dangerous cargo?" "You are dangerous cargo." "You really think she was married?" "I believe everything women tell me." "If I may ask, what's your name?" "Me?" "Cleopatra." "It's not my fault." "A beautiful name." "And it suits you." "The first Cleopatra on our board." "And she has such nice tan!" "Look at her nice tan." "You, don't you want to stroke me too?" "You're not my type." "Your hands are shaking." "That's from smoking." "Shall we stop somewhere?" "At some water, what do you say?" "We can lie down and take a sunbath." "I'll bite you!" "Gees!" "The look of the castle changed." "Renaissance, baroque, rococo." "And on this staircase knights used to ride their horses." "Jozko, let's go!" "Go!" "I'm neither a knight nor a horse!" "Two noble family trees, 11 portraits of hussars of little value." "Nothing really interesting." "The renaissance chest you, can see here..." "Please..." "What?" "You're not interested in renaissance chests?" "No please, I'm interested in everything." "These days I specialize in immoral life of feudal nobility." " Do you know any details?" " Why do you want to know?" "I lecture for farm workers." "They shouldn't forget who exploited them for centuries." "Well, from depravities we only have this sled here." "The coachman would sit in the back and on the sled the most beautiful woman, the carnival queen would be riding, adorned with precious jewels." "All this for our money." "Pretty countesses were sitting here!" "A frosty carnival night, wine, women, card tables... counts playing cards until the morning." "In one night the count would squander away everything he squeezed out from the blistered hands of people." "And what should've he done when he had a bad hand?" "Moron." " Hi." " Finally!" "You dropped something." "Come on in." "You're not sensitive to draft?" "Are you glued there?" "Try sitting down, Karasek." "All right, I may." "Watch out, don't fall!" "You'll fall from the sofa and break your leg." "Gosh, stop digging in the nose!" "Why do you care?" "I'm just thinking." "I didn't invite you to do that." " What's the matter?" " What's up with you?" "I'm afraid I'm bored." "You're a real looker, Miki." "Good you didn't get a haircut." "You're so great." "Great... but I'll get a reprimand for misbehaving." "But you've got your hair!" "You showed you're a man." "I wouldn't want you without your hair." "Imagine, we've been dating for three months already." "Three and a half." "Damn long." "Since I came to your school." "Those are you parents?" "Those are smurfs." "They'd gone out for three years and then they had themselves framed." "Three years?" "No kidding, that must've been hell!" "Those were funny times." "But we don't have to go out for three years, and don't have to have ourselves framed." "We can do whatever we want, right?" "It looks like in a church here." "These are the apostles, right?" "That's the Last Supper, right?" "Which one is Judas?" "Judas was there, but he left." "But the apostles must be complete, like soccer players, or so." "Judas was there, but he left..." "to have a beer!" "Don't worry, he may come back." "I'm not worried, but I think, they should all be there, when the supper is the last one." "Did you com here to stare at holly pictures?" "Go to hell!" "What do you think why I call you here?" "To cram math?" "Math!" "Silly!" "Are you really the kind of man you pretend to be?" "I have a strange feeling." "If your father catches me here he'll kill me." "Are you scared?" "Wanna have a drink?" "Red or white wine?" "What do you like?" "Well... brandy." "Don't worry!" "Smurfs have it all." " Mikino, you like it?" " More." "Do you feel anything?" "Something like soap." "Are you nuts?" "This is original, imported!" "Father keeps it for the main accountant." "He wouldn't give him soap!" "What's up with your daddy?" "Inspection, cash short, or a law suit?" "Promotion!" "And this is for accountant's wife." "It's all about who knows whom!" "How do you like me?" "You have a nice figure." "But don't strip in front of me." "I'm not a garden gnome or a eunuch, so save if for somebody else." "Stop fooling around!" "Don't be silly, stop it!" "If we had more time I'd show you!" "It's almost eleven, you're parents will show up and kick me out." "Eleven?" "Bonehead, you turned the clock ahead!" "It's just half past ten." "There's nothing we can do." "You'll be my first man!" "Wait, don't be silly!" "Don't pester me!" "Leave me alone!" "What do you mean?" "The first man... that needs some relax." "What do you mean?" "Why are you hesitating?" "I'm not hesitating." "Calm down, it's not my parents." "I won't open." "Gees, it's the smurfs!" "Mr. Boros will be pleasantly surprised and we will sit down to a cordial discussion." "Don't talk and don't stand here like a jackass!" "Where do you want to put me?" "You think I'm a coward?" "Undo it!" "There's no use!" "We'd certainly argue really tough." "I hate moth balls." "I hate moth balls." "What's up?" "Why you didn't open the door?" "I fell asleep, I have a headache." "And I forgot about the key." "What's the smell?" "Cologne or brandy?" "Here?" "I can't smell anything!" " Do you know where my application is?" " What application?" "For promotion." "Where can it be?" "In the church Kuchajdik told me that the main accountant would come to the rally." "I'll invite him to good mass wine, maybe we'll befriend each other, at least through the labor unions." "We'll sing... but he'll get the brandy and gown only when it's all set." "But that application..." "Maybe mother put it into the wardrobe." "Maybe it's here!" "Good thing she didn't put it into the fridge." "If this works out I'll earn two hundreds more." "That is two thousand four hundreds a year, twelve thousands in five years, twenty-four thousands in ten years..." "In thirteen, fifteen years we could have a smaller car." "A nice red Fiat." "Man, I was so wrong!" "Did I say it was like soap?" "Are you mad?" "Turn it off, you drunkard!" "What drunkard?" "Shouldn't I get a shave?" "A shave?" "You already did." "You won't shave a hundred times a day because of the main accountant!" "Not because of him, but because of this." "Warm up some water, I'm in a hurry." "What are you doing there?" "Are you all right?" "And what is this?" "Are you blind?" "That's a hat!" "But you were hanging from the window!" "What does it mean?" "One can't hang from windows these days?" "Stop!" "A fine of thirty crowns!" "Please, there or there?" "Nowhere." "Come, I'll give you a ride." "Please!" "It's nice to have a chat with somebody." "The trip is long, the car is in run-up, at least I won't get asleep." "What's your name?" "No, wait, I will guess." "Let's say Maria." "Yes?" "No?" "Mariska." "No?" "What am I saying..." "Ilonka?" "I give up." "So tell me!" "Cleopatra!" "It's not my fault." "I know, parents." "And you know it suits you?" "You're such a..." "Greek type." "And excuse me, how old are you?" "Maybe eighteen." "And you?" "Too, but you have to multiply it a bit." " I'd like to have a car like this." " We each have something." "You also have a radio?" "Yes, but this is an ashtray." "This is a radio." " This?" " Nope." "So I will..." "Do you like it?" " So, what?" " Kosice." "Why?" "I listen to fairytales." "You listen to fairytales?" "Regularly." "I like it." "Folk tales are beautiful because good prevails over evil and poor people over the rich." "You said it with such grandeur." "Your kids don't listen to fairytales?" " Excuse me, what kids?" " You don't have kids?" "You're not married?" "I do have some kids, but they are not as politically mature as you are." "These four-hundred-year-old rifles were used for shooting." "They were loaded from the front and ignited by a flintlock." "This is a Turkish sword used for decapitation." "This side was used to chop the head off, the inner blade for cutting off ears." "Man, those Turks would love to have you in their hands." " You're not tired?" " No, I'll stay with you." "Only twelve more times." "This is the castle library." "The books are better preserved than the guns." "We can't go through the square, there's a rally there." "Are you from here?" "What kind of rally is it?" "Don't know, attendance wasn't mandatory." "Pardon me?" "I see." "It wasn't mandatory to attend it." "...And all depends on our hardworking hands, on our minds, how and when we will master the tasks that were, are and will be before us." "These are fairytales too, but for the grownups." "This way we'll also proceed in our price policy..." " Gees, Karel!" " What Karel?" "My father!" "Your father?" "So you're not from here?" "I'm from Liben and I'm here only temporarily." "Why haven't you told me right away?" "I never tell everything right away." "The horse is of no historical value, but the gear is valuable." "Enameled and engraved, made by a baroque artist." "In the saddle count Palffy rode to the coronation of Maria Theresa." "This seemingly plain wardrobe would hide not only clothes, but also a number of love affairs of the nobility." "As you may see this is a secret passage." "Now we'll visit the bedroom of the beautiful countess." "Be careful, there's draft in the wardrobe." "The last stop." "Please, get off." "Not going farther?" "I am, but without you." "Get our, girl, leave ma alone." "Fat chance!" "You haven't seen my father?" "He was carrying loads of wine, you don't wanna let me down." "We're having visitors today." "And I'm about to get married in a month." "So I ran away from home." "My fiancé is an alcoholic." "Now you listen to me!" "You did not run away from home." "Your name is not Cleopatra." "You have no fiancé and you don't listen to fairytales." "You made all this up, to make fun of people." "Am I right?" "No, I don't want to make fun" "I want to be an actress." "I like to pretend, so with you I was rehearsing." "You're not mad, are you?" "Nope!" "You all are pretending." "But look into my eyes." "An old Chinese proverb says that in every woman there's a thousand butterflies, thousand devils and thousand monkeys." "And looking at you I can see it's true." "And how is it with men?" "I don't know." "I wonder how many monkeys compared to one puny butterfly there is in you." "So take me a bit farther and maybe you'll find out." "The horse is of no historical value, but the gear is original." "It was commissioned by count Palffy." "And over there is a secret passage, please enter!" "And now quickly in the wardrobe!" "Let's go, there's draft inside!" "I can't leave the horse out, farmers love it." "Please." "A carved bed from the 17th century." "The sides used to be covered and painted with romantic scenes." "But they burned during WW ll." "This bed is interesting because of the fact that the beautiful countess Maria Szecsy, due to her beauty also know as the Venus from Muran used to sleep in it." "I'll wait for you here." " May I sit on this chair?" " Just a moment!" "But sit on it only after we've left." "Hope you won't disappear." " I'm far from it..." " Good." "Let's carry on, please!" "We'll see a rococo lounge, collection of hunting trophies, the castle chapel and catacombs!" "Is that the countess?" "That's our employee." "Poor thing, she must have loads of work." "Shouldn't we wake her up?" "Don't trouble yourself." "We'll go to the castle chapel and look at a precious baroque altar..." "Do you like it here?" "Let's play a game." "Close your eyes and don't look." "Imagine I'm a young man... a younger man, rich, let's say a foreigner, and you're not a student, but a lady." "Not an ordinary one, but as as they call it a lady of high society." "Can you picture that?" " Can you?" " Really clearly." " And who will pay for it?" " Leave it to me." "Waiter!" "Just a moment." "Yes, please." "As an appetizer I'll have eggs with caviar." "Red or black?" "Why?" "Because we're out of black." "Then I'll have trouts in aspic and a turtle soup." "Are those turtles alive?" "I mean, are they fresh or canned?" "Canned, but as fresh as alive." "No, thanks." "I'd rather have that fruit soup." "And the chef's secret for two people with parmesan." " With parmesan?" " Why are you surprised?" " You don't have it?" " We have delicious sheep cheese." "The secret for fifty crowns and you serve it with sheep cheese?" "Don't lose your temper, darling!" "And we'll finish with something sweet." "Chocolate crepes with whipped cream, caramel and coffee." "That's all." "For me the same, but no whipped cream and coffee with saccharin." "Anything to drink, please?" " Beer." " Champagne." "Waiter!" "Please, light up the fireplace." " Beg your pardon?" " Light up the fireplace!" "Now, in the summer?" "It's not about heat." "The lady wants to have a fireplace ambience, right?" "I live the scent of fir wood." "Reminds me of Christmas." "I see, but... just a moment." "Silence!" " But..." " What but?" "Your an interhotel!" "You don't have parmesan, caviar..." "wood." "We should have brought a log with us?" "One beer, one champagne." "And fire!" " What fire?" " The lady wants fire." "The lady likes the scent of fir wood." "Cow!" "Well, this is what I'd call an interhotel." "You wanted fire and they give you hell." "Thank you." "That champagne..." "I don't want you to go bankrupt." "We'll have a soda and go." "No, you're very natural, just hold out till the end." "Hi, are going to the pool?" "Take me with you, Edik!" "I can't." "Can't you see I'm full?" "And If I gave you a ride what would you give me?" "Don't know, what you would want." "Will you buy me one small beer?" "I have no money on me!" "Should've said that right away." "Don't keep me!" "Yuck!" "That was tasty!" "Why did you say your name was Cleopatra?" " Sometimes I use a nickname." " So it's a nickname?" " Do you mind?" " Not at all." "And when you don't use a nickname?" " Then I'm Marcela." " Marcela... nice." "And you?" " My nickname?" " Nope, the real one!" "Well..." "It'll be more cozy here." "I had it on the tip of my tongue." "Robert, uncle Robert!" "Robert, uncle?" "Uncle." "You don't look like an uncle." "You even look younger than my father." "Your father's so young?" " Nope, on the contrary." " Thank you so much." " Shall I add more wood on the fire?" " No, thanks." "I know what you'd need." "Marcela, to your youth." "Isn't it confusing that we're not really on the first name basis?" "To me it isn't." "We may be on the first name basis, but let's do it officially and ceremonially." "What's wrong?" "Nobody ever kissed my hand." "My goodness, it's held out for three hundred years and now it falls apart!" "What do you think about me now?" "I think we should have another drink!" "So this bottle wouldn't be wasted." "And have a big sip." "I can't drink from the bottle." "And I don't like it that way!" "Now you offended me." "You know what we are drinking?" "The best champagne." "And that is drunk to friendship!" "That's a cool hat." "And what is this?" "Also a hat, but now straw." " All this belongs to your wife?" " Yes, all this." "And this too." "You also have flowers..." "You must be a perfect husband." "Yes, I am a perfect husband." "If she saw us..." "What are you doing?" "You silly one!" "She's been in a spa for fourteen days and I haven't heard from her." "I'm not even worth a few stupid pennies." "So I'm going to see her." "Well, go." "And on the way take me home." "Anyway, I want to sleep." "Sleep?" "That's an idea!" "What are you doing?" "A bed for our Marcelina." "And now watch out!" "And Marcelina will sleep tight." "Please, what are you doing?" "What do you want?" "What are you doing?" "If at least you told me something nice!" "Nice?" "This is nice." "And you kicked my teeth!" "You'll crumple my jeans!" "Do you hear me?" "Go away!" "Do you hear me?" "What's up?" "Go away, perverts!" "I say, go away!" "These are stupid jokes!" "Don't do this to me!" "Right, it's two of them in there!" "Just be careful or somebody will kick your butt when you're so daring." "Shut up!" "I can call the police!" "Wait!" "Come, you coward!" "Mr. Robert, where are you going?" "What, where?" "Pull up the hand break!" "Pull it up!" "It's down there!" "You've never been in a car before?" "The hand break is down there!" "Pull it up!" "Gees, it's not mine!" "It's borrowed!" "Gosh, Mr. Robert, where are you?" "And now I can go see my wife!" "My gosh, it's so cold here!" "I can't stand it, damn it!" "What are you doing tonight?" "I'll go to the movies or home." "You wanna go to a party?" " Where?" " At Cupy's place." "It's a small party." "Cupy's friend doesn't have a date, her fiancé arrived." "Go to Cupy's party?" "Don't be mad!" "He goes to college, what would I do there?" "What people do at parties?" "Don't be silly and come!" "Shower some!" "Are you deaf?" "When I say shower some, you'll pour me a drink, capish?" "Oli, you're so hot." "You're my blood type." "When Cupy dumps you, take a chance on me, all right?" "You two!" "Are you making out?" "If you don't dance decently, I'll kick you out." "Enough?" "And treat us as your guests!" "Moron!" "A nice boy, but not for Olina." " Shall I shower some?" " Nope, pour." "To yourself as well." "What's that on your face?" "Then I can't see." "Just for a moment, I wanna have a drink with you." "With me?" "Hallo, I'm Cupy." "And we drink bottoms up here." "I'm Emka." "This is how Eskimos do it." "Are you all right?" "I hope she's not mad at me." "I don't like snots." "Sure she's not mad." "Who'd be mad at Cupy?" "If he bites off your nose, it's taken as a good joke." "If he wastes away two semesters, it's taken as successful studies." "Cupy is like a protected chamois in a national park." "Somebody's a chamois, somebody's an idiot." "You talk too much a write home little." "May I?" "Are you a good dancer?" "Quite good." "But not this dance." "Write me when you learn it." "Look how he trained her." "This is how it is when one has possibilities." "Somebody travels abroad and somebody sits at home." " His father is abroad again?" " Sure thing!" "What's he doing there?" "Studying rotting capitalism." "It's not rotting as quickly as they thought, so goes to look at it almost every year." "Sometimes he also takes Cupy to see how it's rotting." "You here take care!" "And fix us some sandwiches!" " What did they go?" " You have three guesses!" "What are we gonna do?" " I'm going to the kitchen." " Shall I help you?" "I think I'll inhale gas there." "And that's a solitary activity." "Take care!" " Done?" " Don't be disgusting!" "What's with the sandwiches?" "I'm hungry like a chamois." "Screw your sandwiches!" "Make them yourselves!" "Gees, what's going on?" "He's either drunk or jealous." "Do everything yourselves!" "Oli, he really loves you." "Look how he suffers." "Isn't it interesting?" "Shut up!" "Are you crazy?" "It's not cool!" "If you have a crush on her we can find so agreement." "You wouldn't be against?" "We're friends." "If you want I'll lend her to you from midnight." "Wait a moment!" "You think I'm some kind of thing?" "You should have brought somebody also for Milos!" "Haven't I?" "You may stick that bimbo somewhere!" "If she got undressed your eyes would pop out, boneheads!" "So she should undress." "You first, and then her!" "I don't feel like doing so!" "If you don't undress that snot will never loosen up!" "I won't do it, no matter what!" "What would you say about such exquisite build?" "Not bad." "But aren't her hips are a bit narrow?" "You grandfather has narrow hips, not me!" "You can't say such things to women, you bonehead!" "I didn't mean it that way." "Now you!" "Hurry up!" "May I have another sip?" "Here you are." "Olina said our eyes would pop out." "Let's see." "Is it really necessary?" "Excuse me!" "You promised!" "Yes, but I'm ashamed." "Don't be silly!" "Why?" "I've never done it before." "She says she never done it before." "Why did you bring here this country bumpkin?" "Don't call her names!" "And you don't make such fuss about it!" "It wont do you any harm and the'll be happy." "If you don't undress they'll laugh at you." "Shower some more." " And switch off the light!" " She's starting to behave." "I need less light." "Wait, I'll make you a special innovation!" "Romance... erotica..." "cybernetics..." "let's go!" "This too." "Don't you want us to jab our eyes out?" "And put on some music." "Or shall I stand here like a piece of wood?" "Please." "Moment!" "We'll shed some light on this!" "Switch it off!" "Switch it off, please!" "Can't see, can't see!" "A blind striptease, haven't seen that yet!" "Shut up!" "And you switch the light off!" "You're stupid!" "Stop yapping, we're not done yet!" "Go on, and no kidding!" "No!" "That's enough!" "So look!" "Here you are." " A sale for low prices!" " Are you crazy?" "I wonder what she's gonna do now." "Emka, wait!" "Go get her!" "She can't go home like this!" "Come back, dear, don't leave!" "We'll forgive you!" "And we'll also implement that pact with the devil you have!" " What do you know about it?" " Shut up!" "Gimme a break!" "Ask Cupy, he's the boss here!" "So what's up, boss?" "Take it easy!" "So what?" "We had a little fun, what's wrong with that." "Please, look!" "Regular pictures, artistic!" "Those are not your bodies, I have it from Paris!" "It is my fault that the teachers bought into it?" "Everything, with the parchment!" "You scumbag!" "Tomorrow you'll go to school and tell them everything!" "If not, you'll never touch me again, you pig!" "Emka!" "Where are you?" "Where are you running?" "Come back!" "You're such moron!" "Why did you tell it?" "Now we have to iron it out somehow!" "Wait, wait!" "Let's go!" "Wait!" "Stop!" "I don't understand it." "Why did you do it?" "Why you!" "So, what do you have to say?" "This is town's so small and our boredom so big!" " You may go." " And be ashamed of yourselves!" "It's not my fault." "You've never been in some kind of trouble?" "Kind of trouble!" "One girl is in hospital and those others didn't come to school today." "What shall I tell their parents?" "It's so embarrassing!" "In any case, we'll politely apologize." "That's all we need to do." "But that hustler would deserve a few slaps!" "And what shall I do about him?" "He's a college student and he honestly confessed." "The police investigates that accident." "But I think we should... we have to..." "We have to do nothing!" "The case has been examined and closed." "What else do you want?" "But for the sake of truth..." "Do you want to have a quarrel with his father?" "You don't know him." "I don't understand you." "Leave people alone and they'll leave you." "That's my credo!" "Honestly, where we any different?" "We were young too." "Let's not blow it up." "If it wasn't for that accident it would be just an innocent student joke." "Doctor?" "Yes, her is the home class teacher." "Yes, speaking." "Yes, I understand." "Thank you." "They must operate on her." "Let's hope that due to this innocent student joke she won't lose her leg." "THE END"