"Flight from Athens, huh?" "Me too." "I was on my honeymoon." " Okay." "I found one of our bags." " Oh, good." "That's not ours." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Oh, that is ours." " Hey, could you just grab it?" " Could we get a little help?" "Okay, then." " I'll get it." " You'll get it." "My family was not into him." "We're Greek, and he's what we call a non-Greek." "Oh, don't be sad." "It worked out." "Oh, yeah, we got married." "Check it out, my friend." "Bling, bling." "Yeah, it would make a good movie." "Oh, that's my bag." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Sorry." "Excuse me." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "I got it." "It's totally good." "Totally good." "Totally good." "You know what?" "it'll come back." "I've learned to trust that things will turn out okay." "I'm just so happy." "Do you speak English?" "I've got a bunch of bags here, and I don't even care if they're ours." "Let's just get a cab and go back to your apartment." " Our apartment." " Our apartment." "I mean, after the welcome-home party." "I can't wait to see your family." " I canceled that party." " Oh, thank God." "I told my family that we would need time to ourselves." " So just a huge family dinner?" " Nope." " Or like a festive dance?" " Nothing." "I think they're finally understanding about boundaries." "Surprise!" " Dad, you promised no party." " This is not a party." "This is just people in the airport." "Right, Thomas?" "You know something?" "You look different." " He does look different." " Nia." "You look different too." " Please don't." " Are you pregnant?" " We've only been married 10 days." " So?" "No." "Are you sure, dear?" "Because I had a dream that you got pregnant while doing it on the beach." "Aunt Voula, that means in your dream you pictured me having sex." "Well, that's not the first time." " Voula, how's your husband?" " Oh, poor Taki." " Poor Taki." " Poor Taki." " The pain has moved to his stomach." " I am so sorry." "They stuck a tube right up in there." " Show them the pictures." " Here it is." "Hey, listen, buddy." "There's something I need to say here." "Before the marriage, I was a little standoffish." " You're right." "I'm sorry." " Thanks, Nick." "It's nice to be a part of the family." " What, is that a joke?" "Wait!" "Hello!" "Look at me." "It's your cousin Nikki." "Give me a hug now." "I missed you." "I missed you too." "What'd you bring me?" "I thought we'd do presents later-- Okay, but now is good." "Here." "Let's see." "Oh, I love it." "Did you save the receipt?" " Did you go to the Parthenon?" " Yes." "You know, when the Greeks built the Parthenon your people were still banging rocks together to make fire." " Stonehenge." " What?" "What about Stonehenge?" "It's older than the Parthenon." "In fact, it's much older." "The Greeks built Stonehenge." " That makes sense, Dad." " It makes no sense at all." "You want me to take you outside and explain it to you?" "Now we go to the restaurant for the party!" "Everyone, if you don't mind, here's what's gonna happen." "Thomas and I are" " We're gonna go home" " We're not going to the party." "We're just gonna-- Okay, party!" "So will this be followed with a festive dance?" "I don't know." "Let's ask them after the big dinner." "Here they are on Mount Olympus." "She look pregnant to me." "What is she waiting for?" "When I was her age, I was old." "I'm her cousin and her best friend, and I get one lousy napkin ring." "Yeah, that looks like a bracelet." " Athens at sunset." " That was the view from our hotel." "Uh-oh." " You stayed in a hotel?" " Let me explain." "You were supposed to stay with my brother." "He was very excited." "We did for one night." "But the house was so small our bed was in the hall with Uncle George walking by going, "I'm just going to pee." "I'm not looking."" "It was our honeymoon, right?" "Family stays with family." "I'm sure Nia has a very good reason for turning her back on your brother." " I just told you the reason." " Think." "Maybe there's a better one." "I know." "Call your brother." "Say they had sunstroke." " Well, it could happen." " It happened to Taki." "Poor Taki." "In my day, the parents went with you on your honeymoon." "Well, in your day, everyone was sad." "Don't be angry with Nia." "The hotel was my idea." "Of course it was your idea." "A Greek would never be so rude." "That's it." "This party is over." "You heard him, people." "Make your plates to go." "Come on." "You know, I've been thinking, Nia." "Maybe I should move out too." "Get my own place." "Finally be my own man." " Great." " Here is your sandwich." "No crust." "Cookies coming." " I mean, not right away." " Yeah, no rush." "Your mom said we can't leave without pots and pans." "I told her I had some, and then she handed me pots and pans." "Ma, we need to go home." "Can you just give us this stuff tomorrow?" "But what if you want to cook a lamb tonight?" "You do realize, even among Greeks, you're not normal." "I don't want you to leave until you apologize to your father." "No, because he said ..." " Okay." " No!" "Nia." "Nia." "It was our honeymoon." "We had every right to stay in a hotel." " We did nothing wrong." " All right." " I'll tell him that when I apologize." " No." "No." "No apology." "We can either stay strong or let him run our lives forever." "Or we could go back to Greece and just stay with his brother." "Didn't think of that, did you, Tommy Two-Choice?" "I'm sorry." "I'm really tired." " Voula, she is really leaving." " Turn her bedroom into a sauna." "I could never!" "You think?" " Have you had the talk?" " I was waiting for you." "Thomas, listen up." "Thomas, now that the honeymoon is over remember, it's not all about your pleasure." " Pardon?" " Ma, I get plenty of pleasure!" "Why did I just say that?" " We're done." "We're done." "Thomas." " We're done." "Women have zones." "Call me." "I have a book." "Okay, that's it." "We're exhausted." "We're leaving." " Have you apologized yet?" " I'm not going to." "Oh, I did miss you." "Well, look who's still here." "Remember, we have boundaries." "Yes, we have boundaries and pots and pans." "Does anybody have anything to say to me?" " Dad!" " Ma, does this shirt smell funny?" " Not now." " Shut up." " You shut up!" " Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." " Dad?" " Yes?" "I'm married, and we have boundaries." "I'm not apologizing." "I'm not sorry." "I'm being honest." "In fact, I don't like that vest." "No one does, but everyone's afraid to tell you." "Bye." "Oh, really?" "You want to go off on your own?" " Yes." " Well, then I guess you don't want this." "I have no idea what you're doing." "This is your wedding present." "I bought you a house." "Nia." " Here's a nickel." " Thanks, Dad." " Now, go wash my car." " Oh, never mind." "Too late, you took it." " You bought us a house?" " Yes, I did." "It's all yours and it's free." "Even you can afford that." "But" " So" "An entire house?" "What is the matter with you two?" "You know houses?" "I got you one." " I just" " I don't know what to" " But" " So" " An entire house?" " They in shock." "We have a house!" "We have a house!" " Where is it?" " On the nicest street in Chicago." "I take you there when your new furniture comes." "We have new furniture?" "!" "I was gonna give you the house at the wedding, but the deal was not closed." "Yeah, because of something called escrow." " Wow." "A house." " I think my head's gonna explode." "Let's go back to our apartment and regroup." " Okay, good." "Yes." "Regroup." " What does that mean?" " They need to have sex." " Oh, Voula!" " That's right." " Then we'll all go see the house, right?" " Right. isn't this great?" " Are you kidding?" "This is the most amazing, incredible, generous" "You don't want the house?" "!" "If we take that house, we will never have a moment's peace." "Because it won't be our house, it'll be his house." " Why didn't you say something?" " I was being polite." " That's how I panic." " Well, why are you panicking?" "We'll open the front door, we'll be overrun by Greeks." " Okay, calm down." " No boundaries just uncles in the kitchen, cousins in the hallway grandmas in the closet, grandpas in the tub" "Okay, I get it." "Good one." "Yeah." "How about this?" "We take the house, but we think up new boundaries like no telling us what to wear." " We didn't ask him to buy us a house." " I know it's a big, crazy gesture." "It's what my family does." " Look, when I finish my dissertation we'll save up and we'll buy a beautiful house." "And it'll be our house." "Yours and mine forever." "What do you say?" "Nia?" " Nia!" " Pots and pans!" "Wow." "The new furniture came." "Dad says to help you move so you can spend tonight in the new house." "It's 9:30 at night." "Dad says to help you move so you can spend tonight in the new house." " Knock, knock." " Mom!" "I'm going to cook while you pack." "Where's the kitchen?" "Where's the rest of it?" "This building is where a friend of mine buys pot." "Wow!" "Okay." "Okay." "Well, it has a certain kind of ... it's a charming sort of ..." "it's ..." "This place is awful." "All right, all right." "Everybody just stop." "Nia and I need some time alone." "He's a superman." "We aren't ready to move." "At least I'm not ready to move." "Maybe because you're just too tired to think about it." "Like, I know that when I'm tired, I get stupid." "I don't want the house." " What?" " He's just kidding." "Yes, I am." "I'm sorry." "Look, I just ..." "I feel like I'm being backed into a corner." "Okay, I understand." "Because this place is small." "Unlike, say, a you-know-what." " We need time to talk it through." " You don't have time." "Your father is outside parking the car." "This neighbourhood smells like my grandfather's farm." "I'm sorry." "I cannot watch this." "All right, let's go." "I hope the Salvation Army will take this stuff back." " Sir, here's the thing." " Yes?" "We don't want the house." " What?" " What?" "Neither Nia nor Thomas wants the house." "I was just recapping." "This is not true!" "Nia!" "Nia, everybody knows you're faking." "Oh, all right." "Dad" " You know what, it's everyone's fault for coming over." "I was invited by someone." "All right, Dad, we're super-grateful but we would just like to buy our own house when we can afford to." "Did I mention we're super-grateful?" " They don't want the house." " I know." "Okay." " Dad" " All right!" "All right, I rent it out to strangers." "Maybe they can appreciate how hard I worked to find a place with sunshine for you, with a study with bookshelves for you." " A study?" " That's right." "I listen." "I know you read." "But it's too late now, baby!" "All I wanted was to make you happy." " I wish somebody buy me a house." " I would love a house." " Shut up." " You shut up." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!" "All right, all right." "If you want your own life, you got it." "You go your way, I go mine." "I never want to see you again." " We work together 60 hours a week." " That's right, and don't be late." " Someone should go after him." " Okay." " I'll go." " No, you're good." "Just stay here." "Nia, you're killing your father." "Mom." "Bake the casserole at 350." " Nia, you're the best wife I ever had." " I'm so tired." "Okay, all right." "Look, I know how much this means to you so if you wanna go take a look at the house, I" "No." "Rules, boundaries, blah, blah, blah." " But if you really, really want to" " No, it's all right." "If you really really..." "Oh, my God, you want the house!" " Well, a little bit." " What'd you say?" " A little bit." " A little bit?" "I can't believe it!" "I was a team!" "I was a team!" " How could you?" " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " But, Nia, bookshelves." " So?" "So those were for me." "Look, it means he knows I'm not going away." "And let's face it." "Wherever we are, so is your family." "So it might as well be someplace nice." "Just give me 10 minutes to recharge, and I'll go talk to your dad." "Okay." "Okay." "You got 10 minutes." "But you better be sure." "Because I'll tell you one thing, we can't take it and give it back." "You're right." "Wherever that house is, it's gonna be Grand Central." "So just be sure, okay?" "Are you thinking?" " You don't work till tomorrow." " I thought you weren't talking to me." "Well, you here." "True." "I was just remembering your first day in that new school." "You cried the whole time." "You held my hand." "You didn't want to let go." "I had to sit at that little desk next to you through the whole class." "You remember?" "Now, you don't need me." " Well, you know that's not true." " No?" "No." "So you look good." " What's so funny?" " You want the house." "Yes." "Does the English muffin want the house?" "Yes." "Well, maybe you can't have it no more." "Come on." "I'm not gonna beg." "Say, "Please give me the house."" "No." "No." "Please give me the house." "Say, "Please give me the house that you bought for me."" "Please give me the house that you bought for me." " I'll think about it." " Dad, come on." "Well, I don't want that guy to think I'm taking over your life." "Okay, good." "Because that guy and I have some conditions." " Oh, is that right?" " Yeah, that's right." "First, no dropping by without calling." " Yes." " Second really, no dropping by without calling." "That's it?" "Yeah, and no more big decisions without consulting us." "I mean" " Thank you." "I'm just saying, it would've been nice to help pick out our own house." "I mean, Dad, I don't even know what it looks like." "What, it looks like that house across the street?" "Oh, no." "I'll let you paint it any color you want." "Look, Dad." "Why don't you just stay?" "If you want." "What are you looking at?" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group"