"[cheerful music]" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "♪ Harvey ♪" "Ahh!" "No." "[laughs]" "Waah!" "Ahh!" "[chuckling] [all laughing] [both grunting]" " Smell." " Ahh!" "[mumbling] [gasping] [coughing]" "Wow, Foo, your pants really are gross." "Told you." "He's never washed 'em once." "Oh." "Huh?" "I don't play tennis." "[barking]" "Oh, hello." "Is this yours?" "Here you go. [growls] Whoa." "[growling]" "You are so cute." "[growling]" " [whispers] I love you." " Ooh, I'm sorry, little girl." "Is Commander Pickles bothering you?" "His name is Commander Pickles?" "That's so adorable!" "He is my greatest ally in this battle we call life." "Really?" "[laughing]" "Aww, that kid's got a little friend too." " Thank you for your unconditional love." " Pets are so great." "Don't you guys wish you had one?" "I just laid on an anthill, so I'm covered in pets!" " Foo's kind of like my pet." " I love my life!" "[laughs]" "Aww, I want one so bad." " Let's just take that kid's." " Fee, no." "I'll get my own pet." " All right, whatever you want." " Whee!" "[upbeat wacky music] synccorrectionbyf1nc0" "Hello, and thank you for making time to attend my presentation." "Now, I know you're a little tired from dealing with the new baby." "So I took the liberty of pouring you some fresh coffee." "Oww." "Ahem, today I am here to talk to you about... pets." "Who needs 'em?" "Answer:" "Me." "There are many great reasons to own a pet." "They're cute." "Some are fuzzy." "As far as I know, no one's allergic." "[dish shattering] Baby!" " Where's the baby?" " Irving, look!" "Michelle, no, don't you do it." "Heh, I can tell you're busy, so I'll make this quick." "Home security." "You can never be too safe. [dishes clattering]" " She's over there!" " Hurry!" "Uh..." "love." "I love pets, and love is important." " Catch her!" " How is she so fast?" "Oof!" "[groaning]" " Also, pets don't cost a lot of money." " She's behind you!" " [panting] Gotcha!" " And that concludes my presentation." " So what do you guys think?" " Son, we loved the presentation." "The animated transitions were fantastic." "But..." "We have enough critters to care for right now, sweetie." "But since it'll be my pet, I'll care for it." "Harvey, it's just, uh..." "a pet is a lot of responsibility." "Look, I'm gonna show you I can be responsible." "I'm gonna blow your minds with how responsible I am." "[yelling] Responsibility!" "[panting] [door bangs]" "We're not having any more kids." "[knocks]" "Oh, hello, children." "I have been expecting you, and I know why you are here." "All:" "Whoa!" " You do?" " Oh, yes." "I can see all things." "You are here to..." " chill with my daughter, Piri Piri." " Well, no." "I wanted to see if I could have one of your plants." "Mm-hmm, yes, you want a plant so that you can..." "so you can, uh..." "Show my parents that I can care for a living thing?" "So that you can show your parents that you can care for a living thing;" "I knew it." " Wow!" " She's a witch." "How'd she do that?" "You're amazing, Hanzi!" "So can we visit your greenhouse?" "Welcome to my garden of earthly delights!" " Wow!" " Whoa!" "Cool, so you're, like, adopting a plant?" "Yeah, I think I'm ready to be responsible for the well-being of another living thing." "Excuse me." " You're standing on my lilies." " Whoops, heh." "So which one are you gonna get?" "Let's see." "Am I a daffodil or a lilac kind of guy?" " I think you're a big ol' pansy." " Hey!" " What do you think?" " Get this one, Harvey." "[plant chomps] [screams]" "Nah, I need one that's more... [gasps]" "This one!" "I feel like this guy needs me." " I'll name him Spot!" " Because of the spots on his leaves?" "Because he's forever got a spot in my heart." "Heh-heh." "So to reiterate, you need water, sunlight from ol' Mr. Sun, and rich soil." "In fact, I recommend Johnny's Dirt." "It's the dirt I like." "It's the dirt I trust." "Dirt?" "No, no, no, no, no, no." "I think you deserve something better than just dirt." "Don't worry." "I got this." "♪ Soup-soup, soupy, soupy, soupy, soupy ♪" "♪ Soup-soup, soupy, soupy, soupy, soupy ♪" "Here you go, buddy, some star noodle soup." "This stuff is super yummy." "[sizzling and squishing]" "Okay, Spot." "Now it's your job to protect the house from bad guys." "Hey, Harvey, I was wonderin' if you..." ""Beware of plant"?" "Easy." "I don't want any trouble." "Ahh!" "Yay!" "You did it!" "Who's a good boy?" "Who's a good boy?" "So I like using my mom's shampoo." "It helps protect against split ends." "[splatting, leaves rustling] [quirky music] [chuckling]" "Spot!" "Drinking from the toilet?" "!" "You should know better than that." "Phew." "You had a busy day, huh, buddy?" "I think you should take a nap." "Sweet dreams, Spot." "I love you." "[leaves rustling]" "Hey, guys, check it out." "I just coughed up a hairball in the corner over there." "Anyways, I'm bored now." "Hey, where's Spot?" "Oh, he's taking a nap in the closet." "Plants take naps?" "I didn't know that." "Spot's really more of a pet than a plant." "Check out this drawing Spot made me." ""Who's walking who?"" "Wow, Spot drew this all by himself?" " Well, he had some help." " You're the best, Harvey." "You're totally gonna get that pet." " I know." "I'm the best." " You're totally the best." " And Spot is totally dead." " Huh?" "See?" "Look at him." "[flies buzzing] [sad piano music]" "Spot!" "No, no, no, no, no, no!" "You're okay." "You're okay." "You're okay." "Don't you dare leave me, Spot, not now!" "Uh..." "Come on!" "Live, dang it!" "[sobbing] He's dead!" "I killed him!" "[crying]" "Oh, man, you're crying, like, really hard." "I gave him everything, and it wasn't enough!" "I can tell you... just need some time alone." "And I tried..." "Sorry, dude." "We gotta go." "I get violent around crybabies." "Sorry you're a murderer, Harvey." "[sobbing] [gasps]" "My parents can't find out about this." "They'll never trust me with a real pet if they see you." "Look out, folks." "This guy's a real killer!" "You've absolutely murdered this dress." "They're dead!" "These batteries are dead!" "[gulps] [upbeat music]" "[door clicks]" " Harvey, is that you?" " Nothing!" "I mean, uh, what are you up to?" " Huh?" " Heh, I'm fine." "Everything's fine." "Spot is fine." "Where is he, you ask?" "Uh, well, he went to the store, library, park, and, uh, movie theater for a double feature, but he'll be back real soon." "Hey, look!" "Uh... uh, a babysitter!" "Both:" "What?" "Where?" "How much was it?" "[murmurs and yawns] [screaming] Both:" "Ahh!" "[sad piano music]" "It's cold." "I'm sorry I failed you, Spot." "I'll always have your mud on my hands." "Phew, okay, okay." "Got to get my story straight." "Mom, Dad, you'll never believe it." "Spot ran... away?" "[sighs]" "I don't think they'll buy that." "[door creaks]" " Harvey, are you out there?" " Mom!" "[shovel clangs]" "Can we speak to you in the kitchen?" "[gulps]" "Sure." "[tense music] [thinking] They don't know anything." "Keep it cool, big guy." "So your father and I were talking earlier." "[thinking] Oh, my gosh." "They see right through me!" "Well, we've noticed how responsible you've been lately." "And we gave it a little more thought." "[thinking] Oh, no." "Here it comes." " Do you want to tell him?" " Let's both tell him." "Both:" "We're getting you your own pet!" " I killed Spot!" "[wailing]" " What?" " Uh... who's Spot?" " Spot's dead, and I... buried him!" "Hold the phone." "You buried Spot in the ground?" "[sad piano music]" "This is where it happened." "I'm sorry." "It's horrible." "I think you should take another look at your crime scene." " No, Mom, I really don't think so." " Harvey, don't be a baby." "[gasps]" "Spot's growing out of the ground?" "Whaaat?" "Sweetie, the only thing you're guilty of is loving that plant too much." "Boy, if I had a nickel for every plant I killed... [chuckles]" "But the point is, you get over the little stuff, like dead plants, and eventually, you get the big things figured out too." "[whistling and creaking] [giggling] What was that?" "You know what, guys?" "I think I might want to wait a little longer before I get a pet." "Are you sure, son?" "Yeah, I think I'll stick with Spot for a while." "He's about all I can handle." "♪ Soup-soup, soupy, soupy, soupy, soupy ♪" "Mom:" "Harvey, no!" "Oh, right." "I forgot." "Mwah!" "synccorrectionbyf1nc0"