"SUBTITLES BY KOUSHIK DAS" "LOVE AND WORK." "WORK AND LOVE." "THAT'S ALL THERE IS." "AND MY WIFE IS DEAD." "THAT'S GIVEN ME SOME TIME ON MY HANDS." "MY WIFE'S BEEN GONE FOR THREE AND A HALF YEARS." "I MISS HER IN EVERY WAY." "AND RETIREMENT?" "RELENTLESS EFFORT IN CREATIVITY." "I ADMIT I ENJOYED THE NOVELTY OF IT." "SORT OF FELT LIKE I WAS PLAYING HOOKY." "I USED ALL THE MILES I'D SAVED AND TRAVELED THE GLOBE. THE NOWHERE-TO-BE THING HIT ME LIKE A TON OF BRICKS." "I REALIZED THE KEY TO THIS WHOLE DEAL WAS TO KEEP MOVING." "AND GO SOMEWHERE." "ANYWHERE." "I'M AT MY STARBUCKS BY 7:15." "MIND IF WE JOIN YOU?" "NO." "HEY." "HOW ARE YOU?" "BUT IT MAKES ME FEEL PART OF SOMETHING." "THEY'RE NOT NUMBERS GUYS." "DON'T TALK FIGURES WITH THEM." "HOW DO I SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS?" "PINOCHLE. TOOK CLASSES IN MANDARIN." "WO SHEN ME DOU SHIGUO LE." "I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING." "THERE ARE THE FUNERALS." "SO MANY MORE THAN I COULD IMAGINE." "THE ONLY TRAVELING I DO THESE DAYS" "IS OUT TO SAN DIEGO TO VISIT MY SON AND HIS FAMILY." "THEY'RE GREAT." "I LOVE THEM TO PIECES." "I THINK I PROBABLY RELIED ON THEM" "WAY MORE THAN I SHOULD." "I'M NOT AN UNHAPPY PERSON." "QUITE THE CONTRARY." "AND I NEED TO FILL IT." "SOON." "WHICH BRINGS ME TO TODAY WHEN I WAS LEAVING THE MARKET" "AND CAUGHT YOUR FLYER OUT OF THE CORNER OF MY EYE." "HMM." "BE AN INTERN." "I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU." "HI." "HEY." "WHAT'D YOU FIND?" "I THINK AN INTERNET PLACE IS LOOKING FOR SENIOR INTERNS." "AM I READING THIS RIGHT?" "LET ME SEE." "APPLICANTS MUST BE OVER 65 YEARS OF AGE... WHATEVER THAT IS AND A ROLL-UP-YOUR-SLEEVES ATTITUDE." "ISN'T THAT THE OUTFIT THAT WAS..." "YEAH." "THEY BOUGHT ONE OF THOSE OLD FACTORIES IN RED HOOK." "MY DAUGHTER SAYS THEY SELL CLOTHES ON THE INTERNET." "I HAVE NO IDEA." "YOU HAVE TO UPLOAD THE APPLICATION." "THAT COULD BE CHALLENGING." "LISTEN TO THIS..." "COVER LETTERS ARE SO OLD-FASHIONED." "SHOW US WHO YOU ARE WITH A COVER-LETTER VIDEO." "UPLOAD YOUR VIDEO TO YOUTUBE OR VIMEO USING" "OR A .MPG" "FILE." "WE LOOK FORWARD TO MEETING YOU." "I GUESS THAT'S MEETING ME." "I SWEAR I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT LANGUAGE THAT WAS." "BEN?" "A FROZEN LASAGNA?" "WELL... LIKE WE DID THAT TIME AND NEVER DID AGAIN." "YOU KNOW THAT WAS OVER FIVE MONTHS AGO? BUT OKAY IF WE TAKE A RAIN CHECK?" "YOU KNOW THAT?" "YOU ARE." "SO I'LL SEE YOU." "DOLL." "YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER." "I KNOW." "ALL RIGHT." "APPLYING TO BE ONE OF YOUR INTERNS THE MORE TREMENDOUS I THINK IT IS." "I LOVE THE IDEA OF HAVING A PLACE I CAN GO EVERY DAY." "THE EXCITEMENT. AND I GUESS I MIGHT EVEN WANT TO BE NEEDED." "THE TECH STUFF MIGHT TAKE A BIT TO FIGURE OUT." "I HAD TO CALL MY 9-YEAR-OLD GRANDSON" "JUST TO FIND OUT WHAT A USB CONNECTOR WAS." "BUT I'LL GET THERE." "EAGER TO LEARN." "I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'VE BEEN A COMPANY MAN ALL MY LIFE." "AND I'M GOOD IN A CRISIS." "AND I LOVE THAT YOU'RE RIGHT HERE IN BROOKLYN." "AND LATELY I FEEL TOO." "MUSICIANS DON'T RETIRE." "THEY STOP WHEN THERE'S NO MORE MUSIC IN THEM." "ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE ABOUT THAT." "♪ THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ♪" "♪ THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ♪" "♪ THIS IS A WORLD PREMIERE ♪" "♪ AS I LOOK AROUND ME ♪" "MANY WANT TO DOWN ME ♪" "♪ BUT AIN'T NO..." "NEVER DROWN ME ♪" "♪ IN FRONT OF A DIRTY DOUBLE-MIRROR THEY FOUND ME ♪" "♪ AND I LOVE MYSELF ♪" "♪ THE WORLD IS A GHETTO WITH GUNS AND PICKET SIGNS ♪" "♪ I LOVE MYSELF ♪" "♪ BUT THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT WHENEVER THEY WANT ♪" "♪ I DON'T MIND ♪ ♪ I LOVE MYSELF ♪" "♪ HE SAID I GOT TO GET UP ♪" "♪ LIFE IS MORE THAN SUICIDE ♪" "♪ I LOVE MYSELF ♪" "♪ ONE DAY AT A TIME ♪" "I FOUND A SIZE EIGHT IN NAVY." "YOU ARE RIGHT." "THAT PACKAGE SHOULD HAVE ARRIVED BY NOW." "LET ME TRACK THAT FOR YOU." "THESE PANTS ARE AWESOME IF YOU HAVE HIPS." "SUPER SLIMMING." "LET ME JUST REVIEW THIS WITH YOU..." "YOU HAVE SIX BRIDESMAIDS." "YOU ORDERED SIX" "OF THE SILK CHIFFON ANTOINETTE DRESSES IN PINK. AND THE DRESSES JUST ARRIVED ALL IN CHARCOAL GRAY." "SO THAT IS A BIT OF A MYSTERY." "HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS." "I AM GONNA CALL THE VENDOR AND HAVE THIS FIXED TODAY." "I WILL PERSONALLY SEE THE DRESSES BEFORE THEY ARE FEDEXED." "AND I PROMISE YOU THEY WILL BE AT YOUR FRONT DOOR" "OKAY?" "JUST IN CASE... 718-555-0199." "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR PATIENCE." "AND I AM GONNA REFUND YOU BACK ALL YOUR MONEY." "IT'S THE..." "YES." "N..." "OKAY?" "THIS IS DONE." "HAVE A GREAT WEDDING." "HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?" "JULES?" "I'M LATE FOR SOMETHING." "EVERYTHING." "YOU SEE WHY I TAKE CUSTOMER-SERVICE CALLS?" "IT'S SO GOOD." "YOU LEARN SO MUCH." "WHAT'S UP?" "WHAT AM I DOING?" "CAMERON WAS WAITING FOR YOU BUT HAD ANOTHER MEETING." "HE SAID HE'LL BE BACK AT 2:00." "EVERYONE NEEDS YOU TO SIGN OFF ON TOMORROW'S HOMEPAGE." "RIGHT." "AND YOUR 11:00 IS IN THE BIG CONFERENCE ROOM. AND I GUESS YOU E-MAILED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE" "AT 4:00 A.M. ABOUT SOMETHING?" "I FORGOT ABOUT THAT." "I WANT TO FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR FRIENDS TO SHOP TOGETHER ONLINE." "MAKE IT LESS OF AN ALONE THING." "I LIKE THAT." "IS NOW A GOOD TIME TO CALL YOUR MOM BACK?" "I'M ON A BIKE." "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" "COME ON." "OH." "WHAT A MESS." "THIS IS THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE." "DON'T..." "DON'T..." "DON'T PUT THAT... ♪ BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪" "NO TREBLE ♪" "♪ I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪" "HELLO." "HI." "I'M BEN WHITTAKER." "I RECEIVED AN E-MAIL ABOUT AN INTERVIEW" "FOR THE SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM." "BEN." "HOW'S IT GOING?" "REAL GOOD." "THANK YOU. AND SOMEONE FROM TALENT ACQUISITION WILL COME GET YOU." "THANK YOU." "TALENT ACQUISITION"?" "♪ I'M ALL ABOUT THAT BASS ♪" "NO TREBLE ♪" "'BOUT THAT BASS ♪ THE HOMEPAGE HAS TO READ IN A GLANCE." "YOU HAVE TO GET BACK LIKE THIS" "OVER 35. WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SEE?" "ONE SHIRT" OR "CHECK OUT THE FIT"?" "BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT YOU TO SEE" "IS THE SHIRT WORN BY FIVE DIFFERENT BODY TYPES." "THEN YOU GOT TO MAKE ME SEE THAT." "TRY MAKING THE PHOTO GRID BIGGER." "I LOVE THAT FIVE." "CAN WE MAKE IT MORE GRAPHIC?" "THAT'S COOL." "MAYBE HERO THE GIRL IN THE RED SHIRT." "JULES..." "THAT IS A GREAT RED." "IT IS GOING TO FLY OUT OF HERE." "TWO HOURS AGO." "BUT CAN YOU TRY?" "YEP." "MIA?" "TELL ME THAT THING AGAIN." "40% OF OUR VISITORS DON'T GO PAST THE HOMEPAGE." "WHICH ISN'T SO BAD." "BUT WE SHOULD FIX THAT." "HERE YOU GO." "I LOVE IT." "AND IT'S UP." "EVERYBODY." "THANKS." "THANK YOU." "LET'S GO OVER THE PITCH FOR FRIDAY." "SO..." "THE ANTOINETTE DRESS." "MAJOR SCREW-UP BY THE VENDOR." "BEN." "WE WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE BOTH FIND THE RIGHT FIT. SO WE HOPE YOU HAVE SOME FUN HERE. SO SOME OF OUR INTERN QUESTIONS OKAY?" "FIRE AWAY." "GOOD." "WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL?" "I WENT TO NORTHWESTERN." "MY BROTHER WENT TO NORTHWESTERN." "PROBABLY NOT AT THE SAME TIME." "PROBABLY NOT." "HE GRADUATED IN 2009." "CLASS OF '65." "WHAT WAS YOUR MAJOR?" "DO YOU REMEMBER?" "AND AFTER NORTHWESTERN YOU WENT ON TO...?" "I WENT TO WORK FOR DEX ONE." "AND THEY MADE...?" "PHONEBOOKS." "I WAS IN CHARGE OF OVERSEEING" "THE PRINTING OF THE PHYSICAL PHONEBOOK. I WAS THEIR V.P. OF SALES AND ADVERTISING." "DO THEY STILL MAKE PHONEBOOKS?" "DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST GOOGLE NUMBERS?" "BUT BEFORE GOOGLE THAT WAS HOW YOU GOT A NUMBER." "I..." "I GET IT." "SO 40 YEARS AT THE PHONEBOOK COMPANY?" "SERIOUSLY." "BENJAMIN." "I'M GONNA ASK YOU ONE OF OUR MORE TELLING QUESTIONS OKAY?" "AND..." "AND TAKE YOUR TIME." "WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 10 YEARS?" "WHEN I'M 80?" "SURE." "WHATEVER." "UM..." "WAIT." "DID NOT REALIZE YOU WERE 70." "DOES IT?" "SHOULD WE JUST SCRATCH THAT ONE AND JUST MOVE ON?" "THAT ONE'S GONE." "BY THE WAY." "SO GREAT." "AND YOU'RE CLEARLY MORE THAN QUALIFIED FOR THIS JOB. AND WE WERE SO IMPRESSED." "GREAT VIDEO." "BEN." "CONGRATS." "YOU'RE AN INTERN." "HEY." "HI." "UNINTERRUPTED. WE TALKED ABOUT THE SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM?" "NO." "REALLY?" "WE HAD A..." "BIG CONVERSATION ABOUT IT." "REMIND ME." "SENIORS IN HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE?" "NO." "SENIORS IN LIFE." "OLDER PEOPLE." "WHAT?" "I TOLD YOU I FELT LIKE WE NEEDED TO DO AN OUTREACH PROGRAM. SO I SET IT IN MOTION." "IT'S GONNA BE GREAT." "PLEASE." "YOU'RE HIRING SENIOR CITIZEN INTERNS? AND THE RESULTS ARE ACTUALLY INCREDIBLE. AS OPPOSED TO SOMEBODY WHO SPENT" "THE LAST FOUR YEARS OF THEIR LIFE PLAYING BEER PONG." "DO THEY EVENTUALLY WANT JOBS HERE?" "THEY'RE ALL RETIRED." "THEY..." "THEY JUST WANT THE EXPERIENCE." "AND I WOULD LIKE ONE TO WORK DIRECTLY WITH YOU." "NO." "I'M NOT GREAT WITH OLDER PEOPLE." "YOU KNOW HOW I AM WITH MY PARENTS." "THIS COULD BE..." "WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE ONE?" "BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SET THE TONE." "WOULD YOU PREFER A MAN OR A WOMAN?" "REALLY CUTE." "THAT'S LIKE THE SAME AGE AS MY MOM." "THAT'S TOO WEIRD." "THAT'S FINE." "THERE'S A MAN EVERYONE LOVES." "HE SEEMS AMAZING." "I WATCHED HIS VIDEO WITH THE WHOLE GROUP." "PEOPLE WERE CRYING." "IN MY OPINION." "BUT HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO DO THIS FOR?" "MINIMUM?" "SIX WEEKS OR WE'LL BE SUED." "I KNOW WE NEVER TALKED ABOUT THIS." "WE DID." "FOR REAL." "HE STARTS TOMORROW." "MM." "BACK IN ACTION." "THANK GOD." "WELCOME TO ATF." "AND THAT IS BECAUSE" "WE ARE ALL ABOUT COMMUNICATION AND TEAMWORK. WHO IS ACTUALLY RIGHT OVER THERE." "SHE LOVES TO RIDE HER BIKE THROUGH THE OFFICE." "THAT WOMAN DOES NOT LIKE TO WASTE TIME." "SHE COUNTS IT AS EXERCISE." "THAT'S ADORABLE." "YEAH." "MM-HMM." "HEY." "HOW YOU DOING?" "I'M DAVIS." "DAVIS." "BEN WHITTAKER." "MY GOD." "NO OFFENSE." "I GOT IT." "I'M SO PSYCHED." "I'M PRETTY PSYCHED MYSELF." "A FEW WORDS ABOUT JULES." "SHE STARTED ABOUT THE FIT ONLY 18 MONTHS AGO." "THIS WHOLE IDEA WAS HATCHED AT JULES' KITCHEN TABLE" "RIGHT HERE IN BROOKLYN. AND APPARENTLY IT WORKED." "SHE WAS ONLINE IN FOUR MONTHS." "SHE STARTED WITH 25 EMPLOYEES." "SHE'S NOW UP TO 216." "220." "WOW." "ARE YOU GONNA WEAR A SUIT EVERY DAY?" "YOU BET." "CONFIDENT." "I LIKE HOW YOU ROLL." "I LIKE IT A LOT." "500 LIKES ON INSTAGRAM." "YEAH!" "AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO" "WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS AROUND HERE." "GRAB A SEAT" "AT ONE OF THE INTERN TABLES OVER THERE." "CHECK YOUR E-MAIL." "YOU MAY FIND THAT YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED" "TO ONE PARTICULAR PERSON OR ONE PARTICULAR TEAM." "OR YOU MIGHT JUST BE A FLOATER." "IT'S ALL GOOD." "LET ME INSTAGRAM THIS." "MOMENT IN TIME." "GRAY IS THE NEW GREEN." "TAKE A SEAT." "THANKS." "GOT ONE." "WELCOME BEN!" "YOUR INTERNSHIP WILL BE" "JULES OSTIN." "I'M IN THE PHOTO STUDIO." "FLOATER." "LOVE!" "WHAT'D YOU GET?" "LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA BE A PERSONAL INTERN." "NICE." "TO?" "JULES OSTIN." "UNFORTUNATE." "HANG IN THERE." "I HAVE SECURED AN APPOINTMENT" "FOR YOU TO MEET WITH JULES OSTIN TODAY AT 3:55 P.M." "PLEASE BE PROMPT AS JULES HAS ANOTHER MEETING AT 4:00 P.M." "HMM." "I'M GOING TO MERCHANDISING." "BEAUTIFUL." "IT'S PERFECT." "I'LL TRY TO HAVE HER THERE AT 5:00." "WAIT." "I BOOKED HER WITH A VENDOR AT 5:15." "I'M SORRY." "I'LL CALL YOU BACK." "HELLO?" "HI." "I'M BEN WHITTAKER." "I HAVE A 3:55 APPOINTMENT WITH MS. OSTIN." "3:55?" "I THOUGHT SHE WAS MEETING WITH HER NEW INTERN." "THAT'S ME." "HOW YOU DOING?" "HOW ARE YOU AN INTERN?" "W..." "IT'S THE NEW SENIOR INTERN PROGRAM." "IT JUST STARTED TODAY." "MY GOD." "UM..." "HOW OLD ARE YOU?" "70." "YOU?" "I'M 24." "I LOOK OLDER." "IT'S THE JOB." "IT AGES YOU." "WHICH WON'T BE GREAT IN YOUR CASE." "SORRY." "I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU LOOKED YOUNGER." "RIGHT." "ANY TIPS BEFORE I GO IN?" "JUST TALK FAST." "SHE HATES SLOW TALKERS." "MAYBE THAT'S JUST WHEN I TALK SLOW." "DON'T DAWDLE IN ANY WAY." "JUST KEEP IT MOVING." "AND DON'T FORGET TO BLINK." "BLINK?" "YEAH." "SHE HATES WHEN PEOPLE DON'T BLINK." "IT WEIRDS HER OUT." "BUT IT'S 3:57." "THIS MEETING THAT SHE'S IN" "GO." "THANKS." "GO." "YEAH." "WHAT?" "I'M HERE." "JULES?" "YOUR NEW INTERN." "I'M GLAD YOU ALSO SEE THE HUMOR IN THIS." "BE HARD NOT TO." "BEN..." "I WAS GONNA SAY WHAT IS A NICE GUY LIKE YOU" "DOING AT A PLACE LIKE THIS? SO CAN I JUST BE HONEST WITH YOU?" "PLEASE." "I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A LOT FOR YOU TO DO." "THAT'S THE TRUTH." "AND YOU BEING ASSIGNED TO ME IS KIND OF JUST" "FOR ME TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE REST OF THE TEAM." "I THINK THAT YOU'D BE MUCH BETTER OFF" "WORKING IN CREATIVE OR MARKETING. MAYBE A LITTLE BIT EASIER TO GRASP." "WE CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN." "IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'D PREFER." "BELIEVE ME." "I AM NOT SO FUN TO WORK FOR. SO..." "YOU DON'T WANT TO TRANSFER?" "SIR." "I'M TERRIBLY SORRY." "EXCUSE ME." "OKAY." "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME." "I'M EXCITED." "I WILL E-MAIL YOU WHEN I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU TO DO." "CHECK IN...?" "I'LL E-MAIL YOU." "DON'T FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TO DRESS UP." "WE'RE SUPER CAS HERE." "IF IT'S OKAY." "IT'S FINE." "OLD SCHOOL." "EXACTLY." "AT LEAST I'LL STAND OUT." "I DON'T THINK YOU NEED A SUIT TO DO THAT." "TRUE." "I THINK WE DID IT IN LESS THAN TWO MINUTES." "I'LL WAIT TO HEAR FROM YOU." "OKAY." "WANT THE DOOR OPEN OR CLOSED?" "DOESN'T MATTER." "ACTUALLY." "YOU'LL GET USED TO ME." "LOOK FORWARD TO IT." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HI." "HOWDY." "WHAT DO YOU NEED?" "NO." "BEN?" "ARE YOU GOOD?" "PERFECT." "OKAY." "THE V-NECK BACK TEE?" "THIS IS HOLLY." "CAN YOU RUN THAT UP TO THEM?" "MARK." "SO YOU CAN ZOOM OUT." "LIKE THAT." "I'M GOING TO A MEETING." "I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR." "WE'LL TALK THEN?" "AND THEN YOU CAN JUST CLICK HERE TO BUY IT." "YEAH." "HELLO?" "YEAH." "ALL RIGHT." "YOU STAYING?" "DAVIS." "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA BE HERE A WHILE." "BEN." "HAVE A GOOD NIGHT." "TOO." "LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN." "THANKS." "YOU DELIVER?" "THANK YOU. BUT CAN I SEE THE ONE WITHOUT THE JACKET JUST TO..." "SURE." "HI." "SO THEY WANT TO KNOW" "WHAT CUSTOMERS BOUGHT WHO DIDN'T COME BACK" "RIGHT?" "BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO..." "HERE'S WHAT I THINK WE SHOULD DO." "BEN!" "WE SHOULD GO..." "LOOK." "HERE SHE COMES." "WATCH HOW SHE WON'T EVEN..." "BECK." "WHAT'S UP?" "YOU LOOK REALLY NICE TO..." "HOW LONG CAN A WOMAN BE MAD AT YOU FOR?" "IT KIND OF DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU DID." "NOTHING ON PURPOSE." "WE WERE GOING OUT FOR A MINUTE." "I THOUGHT SHE WAS COOL." "I REALLY LIKED HER." "BUT THEN I SORT OF ACCIDENTALLY..." "SLEPT WITH HER ROOMMATE." "THAT DOESN'T HELP." "I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS HER ROOMMATE." "I MET HER OUT." "HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT?" "TELL ME." "I DON'T KNOW THIS STUFF." "YOU'RE OLDER." "YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT." "YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE." "HOW LONG DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE MAD AT ME FOR? THERE'S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE. TOLD HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU." "YOU KNOW..." "YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HER?" "SEND HER A TWEET?" "OF COURSE NOT." "TEXTED HER A BILLION TIMES." "SO THEN I E-MAILED HER." "A NICE E-MAIL." "WELL THOUGHT OUT. WITH LIKE A TON OF O'S. WITH A SAD EMOTICON WHERE HE'S CRYING" "AT THE SIDE OF ITS LITTLE CHEEK." "HUH?" "OBVIOUSLY." "CAN'T IMAGINE IT WOULD HURT." "DID YESTERDAY'S NUMBERS COME IN?" "YEAH." "TOO." "I NOTICED MY INTERN SURE KEEPS BUSY." "MR. CONGENIALITY." "HE'S A VERY BIG HIT." "EVERYBODY LOVES HIM." "DO NOT LOOK AT THAT DESK." "IT'S LIKE THE OFFICE JUNK DRAWER." "IT'S JUST GONNA DRIVE YOU CRAZY." "YOU JUST DID THAT." "ARE YOU PREPARING FOR SURGERY?" "SERIOUSLY?" "HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?" "I-I CAN SET IT UP." "SHE'S JUST IN A MEETING." "HI." "SOMETHING I CAN HELP YOU WITH?" "JULES SPILLED SOY SAUCE ON HER SAINT LAURENT JACKET." "CAN YOU TAKE IT TO THE PHOTO STUDIO?" "THERE'S LOTS OF CLEANERS AND STUFF IN THERE." "SURE." "WHERE IS IT?" "SHE'S WEARING IT." "THEY WOULD LIKE US TO CONSIDER THE POSSIBILITY..." "OKAY." "POTENTIAL CEOS." "WOW." "I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING." "W-WHY?" "UH..." "AM I TOO INEXPERIENCED AT RUNNING A BUSINESS?" "I-I DIDN'T GO TO HARVARD?" "MY..." "MY METHODS AREN'T BY THE BOOK?" "ISN'T THAT HOW WE GOT HERE?" "REALLY?" "I NEED ADULT SUPERVISION?" "COULD WE BE DOING BETTER?" "WE HIT OUR FIVE-YEAR GOAL IN NINE MONTHS." "EXACTLY." "WE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH OUR OWN SUCCESS." "YOU KNOW THAT." "YOU'RE AN HOUR LATE TO EVERY MEETING." "WE HAVE A NAME FOR IT..." "JULES STANDARD TIME." "I GET IT." "THERE'S ONLY SO MANY HOURS IN THE DAY." "WE'RE ALL PLAYING CATCHUP." "3:00 IN THE MORNING." "CUSTOMER SERVICE IS SLAMMED." "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF INVENTORY." "WE'VE GOT SHIPPING ISSUES AND PROGRAMMING PROBLEMS. THE MORE COMPLICATED IT'S GONNA GET." "BUT ISN'T THIS WHAT A STARTUP IS?" "WHAT?" "SAY IT." "WHAT IS EVERYONE SO WORRIED ABOUT?" "AND IT COULD GET AWAY FROM US." "OUR INVESTORS JUST THINK THAT A SEASONED CEO" "COULD TAKE SOME THINGS OFF YOUR PLATE." "THAT'S ALL." "JUST FREE YOU UP TO DO WHAT YOU DO GREAT. AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE MAKE THE TRAINS RUN ON TIME. THEY ARE GOING TO WANT TO DO THINGS THEIR WAY." "TECHNICALLY BE MY BOSS." "HOW CAN I DO WHAT I DO RUN EVERY IDEA I HAVE BY THIS PERSON?" "CAN YOU SEE THAT WORKING?" "GILT GROUPE BROUGHT IN A CEO." "HOW ARE THEY DOING?" "YOU KNOW?" "EXCUSE ME. BUT BECKY SAID YOU NEEDED SOMETHING TAKEN CARE OF" "ON YOUR JACKET." "RIGHT." "BEN." "OF COURSE." "THE V.C.S MADE UP A LIST OF POTENTIAL CEOS." "LET'S JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE LIST." "THEN DECIDE." "BABY STEPS." "BEN." "SOMETHING BIG GOING ON IN THERE?" "I COULDN'T SAY." "YOU WERE IN THERE A LONG TIME." "I CAN'T HEAR A THING." "PSST!" "SAY SOMETHING ABOUT ME TO HER." "YOU HAVE TO DO IT." "BOSS." "HMM." "BOSS." "BEN." "BEN." "HOW OLD'S THAT BRIEFCASE?" "IT'S A 1973 EXECUTIVE ASHBURN ATTACHÉ." "THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANYMORE." "I'M A LITTLE IN LOVE WITH IT." "LEWIS." "IT'S UNBEATABLE." "GOOD NIGHT." "BYE." "MY GOD." "SOMEBODY CLEANED UP THAT DESK." "I WAS GONNA STAY LATE AND DO THIS MYSELF." "WASN'T ME." "BEN CAME IN AT 7:00 THIS MORNING AND DID IT." "WHO?" "BEN." "YOUR INTERN." "BEN WHITTAKER." "SOMEONE'S VERY HAPPY." "BRILLIANT." "THANK YOU." "BEST THING THAT'S HAPPENED AROUND HERE ALL WEEK." "THANK YOU." "THIS IS YOUR GIFT FOR A JOB WELL DONE." "THE HOUSE MASSEUSE." "FIONA." "HI." "BEN." "HI." "DOES THAT FEEL OKAY?" "ACTUALLY." "THANK YOU." "BEN." "I HAVEN'T SAT AT A DESK FOR A WHILE." "I GET IT." "THEY SAY SITTING IS THE NEW SMOKING." "LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO." "SPOTTED YOU IN THE LUNCHROOM." "I WONDERED WHO YOU WERE." "DID YOU?" "OH." "YEAH." "THEN SOMEONE TOLD ME YOU WERE AN INTERN." "THAT'S PRETTY COOL OF YOU TO DO THIS." "IT'S A BRAVE NEW WORLD." "THOUGHT I'D JUMP IN." "SEE WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT." "I KNOW." "ABSOLUTELY." "I'M CONSTANTLY AMAZED AT WHAT THEY DO HERE." "LOVE BEING A PART OF IT." "OH." "MY GOD." "YEAH." "THERE." "YEAH." "RIGHT THERE." "BEN?" "BOY." "GOOD." "JASON." "GOOD." "GOOD." "HERE YOU GO." "A LITTLE TIGHT RIGHT HERE." "IS THAT BETTER?" "HOW'S THAT?" "BOY." "BEN." "LOVE THAT THERE'S ANOTHER OLDIE BUT GOODIE HERE." "NICE TO MEET YOU." "SEE YOU LATER?" "LOVE TO." "TOO." "YOU'RE NOT AS OLD AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE." "OOH!" "SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU SHAVE EVERY DAY?" "YES." "EVEN ON SUNDAYS?" "AND EVEN IF YOU KNOW" "THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA SEE ANYONE THAT YOU KNOW?" "YES." "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? AND I LITERALLY CAN'T AFFORD A SINGLE APARTMENT" "IN ALL OF BROOKLYN. AND THAT'S JUST NOT GONNA HAPPEN." "GETTING EVICTED?" "BUT APPARENTLY THEY ARE." "HERE." "LET ME SEE YOUR PHONE." "YES." "OKAY." "THEN I AM OUT OF IDEAS." "JULES." "HI." "HOW ARE YOU?" "HI." "HOW ARE YOU?" "HEY." "HEY." "GOOD." "RIGHT?" "YEAH." "I'M BEN." "I WORK FOR JULES." "SHE'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE." "I KNOW. AND IT APPEARED YOU WERE DRINKING SOMETHING" "FROM A PAPER BAG." "MAN. OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO." "WE ALL GOOD?" "YEAH. BUT I'M ACTUALLY NOT FEELING SO HOT." "NOT SURE I SHOULD BE DRIVING." "I WOULDN'T WANT TO GIVE YOU ANYTHING." "SURE." "YOU SHOULD TAKE THE DAY OFF" "OKAY?" "THANKS." "I'M HAPPY TO COVER FOR MIKE." "THAT'S OKAY." "BECKY CAN DRIVE ME." "REALLY?" "YOU WANT TO GIVE HER MORE TO DO?" "I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND IF I DON'T GET IN THE FRONT." "I-I'M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE." "I JUST THINK BETTER IN THE BACK." "BUT..." "NO." "THIS IS PERFECT." "YEAH." "AND EVERYTHING YOU HEAR IN THE CAR IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL." "OKAY?" "GOES WITHOUT SAYING." "I FOUND YOU." "WHAT'S UP?" "HOW'S EVERYTHING?" "YOUR DAD AND I ARE FINALLY PUTTING TOGETHER" "ALL OUR RESEARCH AT THE HOSPITAL." "THAT'S GREAT." "I HEAR YOU TYPING." "THAT'S BETTER." "WE'VE BEEN STUDYING WOMEN UNDER 40" "WHO SLEEP LESS THAN SIX HOURS A NIGHT." "AND WHAT'D YOU FIND OUT?" "IT'S INTERESTING." "IT SEEMS LIKE THEY'RE 38% MORE LIKELY" "TO EXPERIENCE MAJOR WEIGHT GAIN" "COMPARED TO WOMEN WHO SLEPT SEVEN HOURS A NIGHT." "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "YOU KNOW I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN TWO YEARS." "DEAR." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I'M RUSHING INTO THE CITY FOR A MEETING AND I NEED TO PREPARE." "CAN I CALL YOU WHEN I GET HOME?" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO." "OKAY." "LOVE YOU." "THANK YOU." "HOW WE DOING?" "DID YOU LOOK OVER THE MATERIAL ON ATWOOD?" "I DID." "HE HAD A GREAT RUN AT TRAVELOCITY AND CITIGROUP..." "AND I GET IT." "HE'S MAJOR." "HE IS." "AND THE BEST THING ABOUT HIM" "AND HE LOVES WHAT WE'RE DOING." "BUT HE'S ONLY ONE OF THE NAMES ON THE LIST." "WE MOVE ON." "TRY TO BE OPEN." "HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BRILLIANT." "AND THE V.C.S LOVE HIM." "A LOT. AND HE WAS A TEENAGER." "CALL ME AFTER." "OKAY." "BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO." "I CAN OPEN THE DOOR." "SURE." "THIS SHOULDN'T TAKE MORE THAN AN HOUR. I'LL CALL BECKY AND THEN SHE'LL FIND YOU." "AND THEN YOU CAN JUST PULL UP..." "DON'T WORRY." "I'LL BE HERE." "I THINK I FORGOT TO EAT TODAY." "SHOULD I PICK YOU UP SOME SUSHI?" "I EAT TOO MUCH MERCURY." "I'LL BE FINE." "I'M GOOD." "SO..." "THAT WAS FAST." "NOT FAST ENOUGH." "I-I PICKED YOU UP SOME SOUP FROM A PLACE I KNOW." "THANKS." "YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO D..." "TO DO..." "THAT SMELLS SO GOOD." "GOOD." "WORD TRAVELS FAST." "PRETTY SHORT MEETING." "YEAH." "I HATED HIM." "REALLY?" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "SEXIST KNOW-IT-ALL" "WHO DID NOT SEEM TO GET WHAT WE DO AT ALL." "I THINK HE WOULD RUN OUR BUSINESS" "IN A COMPLETELY INORGANIC WAY THAT WOULD LOSE US" "ALL THE CUSTOMERS WE HAVE KILLED OURSELVES TO GET." "AND I THINK THAT HE WOULD REPLACE US" "AS SOON AS HE GOT THE CHANCE." "AND..." "THE MAN NEVER BLINKED." "AN OLYMPIAN NON-BLINKER." "THEN." "YEAH." "SEE YOU IN THE A.M.?" "BE THERE OR BE SQUARE." "I'M SORRY." "DON'T BE." "I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU FOR HELPING OUT WITH MIKE TODAY" "AND FOR GETTING ME CHICKEN SOUP." "AND FOR CLEANING THAT MESS." "THAT WAS AWESOME." "SERIOUSLY." "YOU'RE VERY WELCOME." "IT'S OKAY." "I REALLY WON'T BITE. AND NOW YOU HAVE A STAFF OF 220 PEOPLE." "REMEMBER WHO DID THAT." "WHO?" "THANK YOU." "BUT TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP." "MOMMY." "HEY!" "HI." "HI." "HERE'S MY FAVORITE GIRL." "BABY." "HONEY." "HEY." "OVER THE HUMP." "HOW WAS YOUR DAY?" "KIND OF OKAY." "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?" "MADDIE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ANYMORE." "OH." "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I DON'T THINK SHE MEANT IT." "SHE'D MISS YOU TOO MUCH." "I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT MADDIE IS BIPOLAR." "WE GO THROUGH THIS EVERY OTHER DAY." "WE DO." "RIGHT?" "JUST HAD IT." "I THINK I'M WINNING." "LOOK!" "THAT IS SO COOL." "THAT'S THE PLAY-DOH CAKE CHALLENGE. SO PLEASE HOLD ON ALL JUDGING." "NOT TO MENTION THAT WE HAD AN ACCIDENT WITH MINE" "PUT HER ELBOW IN IT." "WHAT?" "IT WAS AN ACCIDENT." "I LOVE THE PINK ONE A LOT." "THAT'S MINE." "ARE YOU HAPPY AT ME?" "I AM SO HAPPY AT YOU." "I'M BEYOND HAPPY AT YOU." "DADDY HELPED ME WITH THE ICING." "YOU GUYS." "OKAY?" "HANG ON." "I WAS WAITING FOR YOUR CALL." "YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE GUY?" "HE WASN'T A GOOD FIT FOR ME." "SO..." "YEAH." "I'M GONNA BEAT YOU UPSTAIRS." "♪ DO I WANT YOU?" "♪" "DO I?" "♪" "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN DAYS." "HOMEY." "BEN'S GOT A JOB." "YOU'RE NEVER HOME." "WHAT DO YOU DO..." "NEVER MIND." "IT'S PATTY." "AND I DO I?" "♪" "HONEY ♪" "♪ 'DEED I DO ♪" "♪ I'M GLAD THAT I'M THE ONE ♪" "HELLO?" "FIONA." "IT'S BEN WHITTAKER FROM ABOUT THE FIT." "HEY." "IT'S GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE." "TOO." "IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU TODAY." "I CALLED YOU QUICKER THAN YOU THOUGHT I WOULD." "I'M GLAD YOU DID." "JULES." "DAD." "OKAY." "OKAY. BECAUSE I DEFINITELY WASN'T EATING LUNCHABLES BEFORE." "THEY'RE COMING OUT WITH" "A MORE GROWN-UP VERSION OF LUNCHABLES." "THEY'RE CALLED SO YOU STILL CAN'T COOK-ABLES." "GROW-UP-ABLES ALREADY." "I TRIED TO STAY UP." "I KNOW." "I'M SORRY I FELL ASLEEP IN THERE." "I JUST PASSED OUT." "I KNOW WE HAD A PLAN TO HAVE A GROWN-UP CONVERSATION." "YOU WANT TO NETFLIX SOMETHING?" "HM?" "I'M SORRY." "I JUST FELL OUT FOR A SECOND." "IT'S OKAY." "PAIGE LEARNED TO SAY "HUMONGOUS" TODAY." "REALLY?" "CRACKS ME UP. DAD." "OH." "GOD." "YOU KNOW I HATE TO SOUND LIKE THE OTHER MOMS." "BUT I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I NEED A LITTLE ME TIME." "I KNOW." "GOOD NIGHT." "ANYBODY HOME?" "JULE." "OKAY?" "CAN YOU TURN OUT YOUR LIGHT?" "HELLO?" "BEN." "IT'S BECKY." "FROM JULES' OFFICE?" "HEY." "WHAT'S UP?" "JULES' DRIVER IS M.I.A." "HE'S NOT ANSWERING ANY OF MY TEXTS. AND I DIDN'T HEAR ANY COMPLAINTS." "SO CAN YOU PICK HER UP THIS MORNING?" "SURE." "YOU KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES?" "SO YOU REMEMBER." "RIGHT?" "BOSS." "AND WALK AWAY." "SHE'LL KNOW IT'S YOU." "WALK AWAY." "GOT IT." "WALK AWAY." "HANG ON." "I'M COMING." "HI." "HERE FOR JULES?" "SORRY." "I'LL WAIT IN THE CAR." "SHE'S ON A CALL." "DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?" "I JUST MADE SOME COFFEE." "COULD BE A WHILE." "I'M MATT." "BEN WHITTAKER." "GOOD TO MEET YOU." "COME ON IN." "SO WATCH YOUR STEP." "SURE." "MAYBE FEATURE SOME BLOGGERS ON THE HOMEPAGE?" "BEN." "THIS IS BEN." "HE WORKS WITH MOMMY." "HI." "HI." "I'M PLAYING PRINCESS MEMORY GAME." "YEAH." "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ABOUT TO WIN." "YOUR JULES' NEW DRIVER?" "I'M HER INTERN." "THAT'S HYSTERICAL." "YOU KNOW WHAT AN INTERN IS?" "NO." "THAT'S OKAY." "EVERYONE THINKS IT'S HYSTERICAL." "DID A..." "MORNING." "MORNING." "IS THAT ALL DRY-CLEANING?" "THESE THREE ARE." "THESE TWO ARE LAUNDRY." "AND THIS BUTTON..." "THIS BUTTON IS MISSING." "SO..." "OKAY." "IF THEY COULD JUST..." "YOU GOT IT." "THANKS. JUST GOT TO GO OVER A COUPLE THINGS." "OKAY." "LOOK WHO I FOUND." "YAY!" "HE WAS IN YOUR HAMPER." "THANK YOU." "DID AN ATF BOX ARRIVE FOR ME?" "ON THE TABLE." "I..." "I THINK I'LL JUST WAIT..." "WAIT OUT..." "BEN." "DO YOU WANT A RAISIN?" "THANK YOU." "YOU'RE WORKING..." "OR DID I LOSE YOU?" "IS SHE LISTENING?" "I AM TOTALLY LISTENING." "I ORDERED SOME STUFF TO CHECK ON HOW IT ARRIVED." "BY THE WAY." "GO ON." "TONIGHT? SO PAIGE AND I ARE GONNA GO TO MY MOM'S FOR DINNER." "AFTER SCHOOL'S RUBY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY." "WHAT ABOUT NEXT MONDAY?" "DO YOU KNOW YET IF WE CAN GO TO DINNER WITH ROBBIE AND ANNIE?" "I'M SO SLAMMED NEXT WEEK." "I'LL MAKE IT." "MY GOD." "MONDAY." "I'M SORRY." "I WAS FIXATED ON THIS TISSUE PAPER." "I WILL BE THERE." "OKAY." "THANK YOU FOR THE COFFEE." "THANKS FOR LETTING ME PLAY." "OH!" "SORRY." "I'LL MEET YOU IN THE CAR." "SWEETIE." "OKAY?" "HERE WE GO." "LET'S DO IT." "KISS DADDY GOODBYE." "MWAH!" "WAIT." "YOU FORGOT YOUR DOGGY." "MATT SEEMS LIKE A TERRIFIC GUY." "HMM?" "DIDN'T MEAN TO INTERRUPT." "THAT'S OKAY." "I AGREE." "HE IS." "WHO?" "THE DAD?" "THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER KIDS CALL MATT" "BECAUSE HE'S THE ONLY DAD IN A SEA OF MOMS." "I'VE READ ABOUT THESE HOUSEHUSBANDS." "IT'S INTERESTING HOW THAT ALL WORKED JUST NOW." "THEY ACTUALLY PREFER TO BE CALLED STAY-AT-HOME DADS." "SORRY." "DID NOT KNOW THAT." "IT'S VERY ADMIRABLE." "HE'S A REAL 21ST-CENTURY FATHER." "HE IS. HE LEFT TO BE A FULL-TIME DAD." "TOTALLY SAVED OUR BUTTS." "BIG GIRL." "I DO THIS IN THE CAFETERIA" "TO MY LUNCH FRIENDS WHEN THEY'RE DON'T LOOKING." "JULES." "HI." "NICE TO SEE YOU HERE. AND WE THOUGHT YOU COULD BRING THE GUACAMOLE." "SO YOU CAN BUY IT." "WHICH IS FINE." "ENOUGH FOR 18." "I CAN MAKE IT." "IT'S NOT A PROBLEM." "GREAT." "MATT CAN BRING IT." "TOTALLY." "BYE." "SWEET PEA." "OKAY?" "MOMMY?" "DO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE GUACAMOLE?" "IN FACT." "WE'RE..." "WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT TOGETHER." "WE'LL HAVE A MOTHER-DAUGHTER DANCE PARTY?" "MADDIE." "WHAT'S UP?" "BIPOLAR." "MY GOD." "COME HERE." "BIG GIRL." "TOO." "GOD." "TAKING THE HIGH ROAD IS EXHAUSTING." "IT'S 2015." "ARE WE REALLY STILL CRITICAL OF WORKING MOMS?" "SERIOUSLY?" "STILL?" "I'M SORRY." "THAT WAS ALL RHETORICAL." "THERE'S NO NEED TO RESPOND." "WASN'T GOING TO." "BEN." "I WANT TO STOP BY THE WAREHOUSE." "480 GREENPOINT." "SURE." "NO." "YOU WANT TO MAKE A RIGHT." "9TH TO HAMILTON TO THE EXPRESSWAY." "I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE 4TH TO FLATBUSH." "MUCH FASTER." "I-IT WON'T BE." "AT LEAST." "CAN I TRY?" "I APOLOGIZE." "NO NEED." "TRY TO LINE THE DOTS UP THE BEST YOU CAN." "AND THEN..." "OKAY. HOLDING IT ON THE OUTSIDE." "GOOD MEETING YOU." "SO THEN PUT THAT ON LIGHTLY." "PUT IT DOWN WITH TWO." "SECURE IT." "OUR PACKAGE SHOULD FEEL LIKE THEY'RE GETTING" "A LITTLE GIFT THAT THEY BOUGHT FOR THEMSELVES." "♪ TALL AND TAN AND YOUNG AND LOVELY ♪" "♪ THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA GOES WALKING ♪" "IT'S OPEN." "BEN." "WOW." "COME ON IN." "DIDN'T EXPECT THIS." "YEAH." "I LIKE TO THINK OF IT AS A LITTLE BIT OF PARADISE." "THANKS." "I JUST CAME BY BECAUSE I FOUND OUT I HAVE TO WORK LATE." "OH." "THEN NO DINNER TONIGHT." "SORRY." "I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT." "BUT I'M HOPING WE CAN PICK ANOTHER NIGHT." "OF COURSE." "COME SIT DOWN." "LET ME HAVE YOUR JACKET." "OH." "JUST FOR A MINUTE." "COME ON." "RELAX." "HOW ABOUT A FOOT MASSAGE?" "DURING OFFICE HOURS?" "THAT'S KIND OF THE POINT." "MAY I?" "WELL..." "OKAY." "IT'S ALREADY PRETTY GOOD." "ALL I'VE DONE IS TAKE OFF YOUR SOCK." "NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BETTER." "JUST RELAX." "CLOSE YOUR EYES." "PUT YOUR HEAD BACK." "OH." "WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESCHEDULE?" "TOMORROW?" "CAN'T TOMORROW." "WHAT ABOUT SATURDAY?" "GOOD." "GOD." "THIS IS ENORMOUSLY SATISFYING." "WHAT TIME SHOULD I PICK YOU UP?" "NOON?" "I LOVE DAYTIME DATES." "PERFECT." "IT'S SOONER." "HOW'S IT GOING?" "HOW'S JULES?" "SHE WORKS ON ALL CYLINDERS ALL THE TIME." "NEVER SEE HER EAT." "YOU KNOW?" "I HOPE I CAN HELP HER." "I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA BE A GOOD GUY." "I KNEW IT." "TRY TO RELAX." "OH." "OH." "OH." "OOH." "OH." "WOW." "MY GOD." "I'M SORRY!" "I'M LEAVING!" "I'M LEAVING!" "SORRY!" "DON'T STOP!" "I'M LEAVING." "MY SHOE." "SORRY." "KID." "THIS LEASE DOESN'T LOOK SO HOT TO ME." "THREE-MONTH SECURITY DEPOSIT." "YOU MUST REALLY LOVE THIS PLACE." "IT'S HORRIBLE." "BUT I CAN GET IN THIS WEEK." "I'D KEEP LOOKING." "LEWIS." "WHAT'S UP?" "I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU SO AWAKE. AND I THINK IT'S TO JAY Z'S APARTMENT." "S. CARTER. BUT IS THIS SOMEONE YOU WANT TO IMPRESS?" "BEN." "WHAT IF BEYONCÉ OPENS THE DOOR?" "MY GOD." "NOW I KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON A PROPER SHIRT WITH A COLLAR." "A COLLAR?" "THESE ARE HIP-HOP PEOPLE." "LEWIS." "GO TO THE RACK." "FIND A BOYFRIEND SHIRT THAT FITS." "BRING THE HAIR DOWN IF YOU CAN." "TUCK IN THE SHIRT." "WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY TUCK ANYTHING IN ANYMORE?" "I'M ASKING YOU." "OKAY." "BENJAMIN..." "WE MADE SOME PROGRESS." "VERY BIG DAY FOR THE INTERN TEAM." "IT WAS GREAT." "BUT..." "TOO." "RIGHT?" "IT WAS COMMUNICATION." "YEAH." "IT WAS A BREAKTHROUGH." "YEAH." "YOU WANT ONE TOO?" "YEAH." "OKAY. AND I'M IN A BLOUSE." "DUDE." "IT'S AN IMPROVEMENT." "NOT TRUE." "BIG ONE." "I HATE EATING ALONE." "SO DO I." "YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO KEEP DOING THAT." "FORCE OF HABIT." "HERE YOU GO." "SWIPED THESE FROM THE TECH FRIDGE." "NICE GOING." "YOU WANT A SLICE?" "THANKS." "CHEERS." "CHEERS. YOU HAD A MEETING WITH ANOTHER POSSIBLE CEO." "I SAW HIM ARRIVE." "HOW'D THAT GO?" "IT WAS GOING WELL..." "UNTIL HE CALLED US..." "I BELIEVE THE TERM HE USED WAS A "CHICK SITE." "AND I DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING HE SAID AFTER THAT." "SELLING CLOTHES MAKES US A "CHICK SITE." "REALLY?" "HOW IS THIS NOT LEGIT?" "I COULDN'T AGREE MORE." "I FIND THAT SURPRISING." "REALLY?" "SEXISM IN BUSINESS?" "SO..." "BEFORE YOU RETIRED?" "I WAS A V.P. FOR DEX ONE." "PHONEBOOKS? AND BEFORE THAT I RAN SALES AND ADVERTISING." "BIG JOBS." "WASN'T THIS A FACTORY THAT USED TO MAKE PHONEBOOKS?" "NO." "WHAT?" "YEAH." "WHAT?" "THIS IS WHERE YOU WORKED?" "FOR ALMOST 40 YEARS." "YEAH." "FOR TWENTY-SOME YEARS I SAT RIGHT BY THAT WINDOW." "THAT WAS MY OFFICE." "IT WAS A FEW STEPS UP BACK THEN." "WE'D LOOK OUT OVER THE WHOLE FACTORY." "OUR PRINTING PRESSES WERE IN THAT CORNER." "THAT'S WHY THE FLOOR DIPS BACK THERE." "NO WAY." "I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS BUILDING." "OR USED TO." "YOU KNOW THE SYCAMORES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BUILDING?" "YEAH." "THE BIG ONES?" "YEAH." "THE BIG ONES." "I LOVE THEM." "YEAH." "I REMEMBER THE DAY THEY WERE PLANTED." "IS IT TOTALLY WEIRD BEING BACK HERE?" "IT FEELS LIKE HOME." "BUT..." "HOME." "HUH?" "I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT." "I JOINED ABOUT 10 MINUTES AGO." "BETTER LATE THAN NEVER." "YOU WANT SOME HELP?" "YOU'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO." "I NEED A DIVERSION." "YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF?" "NO." "I NEED ONE?" "IF YOU WANT TO LOOK UP" "YOU DO." "SAY CHEESE." "CHEESE." "THAT'S CUTE." "I JUST NEED TO SEND THAT TO YOU." "ALL RIGHT." "SO THERE ARE ALL THESE QUESTIONS FOR YOUR PROFILE" "THAT YOU CAN ANSWER IF YOU WANT TO OR NOT." "POLITICAL VIEWS..." "PEOPLE WHO INSPIRE YOU..." "JULES OSTIN. AND I'VE NEVER RUN ACROSS ANYONE QUITE LIKE YOU." "JULES. THAT A WOMAN WITH A GLASS OF WINE" "AND A LAPTOP HAD REAL SHOPPING POTENTIAL." "AND IF YOU COULD ACTUALLY PROMISE HER THINGS WOULD FIT..." "SEE?" "THAT'S WHAT I MEAN." "OKAY." "MM. YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE?" "I DO." "YOU'RE NEVER WRONG TO DO THE RIGHT THING." "YOU?" "YEAH." "BUT I'M PRETTY SURE MARK TWAIN SAID IT FIRST." "FAVORITE MUSIC?" "ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES." "BILLIE HOLIDAY." "RIGHT?" "LIKE..." "YEAH." "BOOKS?" "LUDLUM." "CRAZY ABOUT "HARRY POTTER." "YEAH?" "READ THEM ALL THE WEEK THEY CAME OUT." "TOO." "WHAT'S YOUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS?" "ARE YOU MARRIED?" "SINGLE?" "WIDOWER." "I'M SORRY." "THEN?" "YEAH." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED NOW?" "YOU NEED SOMEONE TO FRIEND." "I'LL BE FRIENDS WITH THE OTHER INTERNS." "THEY'LL SHOW ME HOW TO DO IT IN THE MORNING." "YOU..." "YOU CAN FRIEND ME." "THANK YOU." "OKAY." "OKAY." "CONGRATULATIONS." "YOU ARE NOW OFFICIALLY PART OF THE FACEBOOK GENERATION." "GOOD DEAL." "THANK YOU." "OKAY." "ABOUT ANOTHER HOUR OF WORK." "YOU..." "YOU OKAY WITH THAT?" "OF COURSE." "JULES." "YEAH. NOT ABOUT WORK." "NOT ABOUT..." "I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN." "WE'RE HERE?" "YEAH." "WAS I SNORING?" "NO." "JUST SLEEPING." "SORRY. AND THEY'VE BEEN STUDYING MY SLEEP MY WHOLE LIFE." "I'M A CLASSIC NOISY SLEEPER." "HUH?" "IT IS." "SO THAT WAS ACTUALLY AMAZING." "APOLOGIZE FOR THE RACKET." "BARELY NOTICED." "I'LL PRETEND I BELIEVE YOU." "I LOVE THIS HOUSE." "IT JUST LOOKS HAPPY TO ME. IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD WHEN YOU TURNED THE PAGE AND SAW IT." "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "I DO." "WELL..." "SAYONARA." "SAYONARA." "I DIDN'T HEAR YOU COME IN." "YOU KNOW..." "I WAS THINKING..." "WE NEED SOME AWAKE TIME TOGETHER." "TOO." "MORNING." "GOOD MORNING." "I'M DORIS." "THEY ASKED ME TO DRIVE YOU TODAY." "ARE YOU ALL SET BACK THERE?" "YOU GOT YOUR SEAT BELT FASTENED?" "WHAT HAPPENED TO BEN?" "SOMEBODY SAID THAT HE GOT TRANSFERRED." "YOU KNOW THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK TO HEADQUARTERS?" "MY!" "WHAT..." "MANIAC!" "HON?" "I'M ALL TURNED AROUND HERE." "DORIS." "DORIS!" "DORIS!" "WHAT?" "WHAT?" "!" "YOU TOLD ME TO TRANSFER HIM." "THAT WAS TWO DAYS AGO." "WHY DIDN'T YOU CHECK WITH ME?" "THAT WAS YESTERDAY." "WHERE IS HE?" "DO YOU KNOW?" "THANK YOU." "YOU MUST THINK I'M DEMENTED. BUT I WAS A LITTLE SURPRISED WHEN I GOT THE CALL." "I APOLOGIZE IF I OVERSTEPPED IN SOME WAY." "PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE." "YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING WRONG." "AND I'M A VERY PRIVATE PERSON." "I THOUGHT" "BUT I WAS WRONG." "LET ME GET ONE OF THOSE." "NO." "NO." "NO EXPLANATION NECESSARY." "PLEASE." "ONE IS BECAUSE I AM USUALLY BETTER THAN THIS." "THE TRUTH IS..." "SOMETHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME FEEL CALM" "AND I-I COULD USE THAT." "OBVIOUSLY." "I HOPE YOU'LL ACCEPT MY APOLOGY AND COME BACK TO WORK FOR ME." "IF YOU WANT." "AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THIS" "BECAUSE I SCREWED UP THIS MORNING." "BUT I WAS THINKING THAT" "NEXT TO BECKY." "I KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE MORE WORK." "IF YOU'D LIKE MORE." "I..." "I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE" "THAT I JUMPED THE GUN AND I MADE YOU FEEL..." "I'M COMING BACK." "I-I'M HAPPY TO COME BACK." "EXCELLENT." "CAN I GIVE YOU A LIFT BACK TO THE OFFICE?" "THANKS." "CAN I TAKE THIS?" "NO." "DO YOU MIND DRIVING?" "I DON'T TECHNICALLY HAVE A LICENSE." "SURE." "BEN." "TWO DESKS ARE NOT GONNA FIT IN HERE." "I PROMISE I'LL STAY OUT OF YOUR WAY." "BUT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE NOW I DON'T HAVE ROOM FOR..." "HI." "HI." "RIGHT?" "I LIKE THIS ARRANGEMENT." "OKAY?" "AND CC HIM ON ALL MY E-MAILS?" "DID WE GET YESTERDAY'S NUMBERS?" "WE DID." "I SAW THEM HERE..." "HERE YOU GO." "THANKS." "AND I NEED TO GO OVER THE DATA ON CUSTOMER PURCHASE PATTERNS." "TOO." "LET BEN TAKE A LOOK AT THAT FIRST." "OKAY." "BECKY." "BACKUP'S GOOD." "PING ME WHEN CAMERON GETS IN?" "HEY." "BECKY?" "AND SHE'S NEVER ASKED ME" "OKAY?" "I HEAR YOU." "THAT'S FRUSTRATING." "TOTALLY." "I GRADUATED FROM PENN." "I HAVE A BUSINESS DEGREE." "BUT I NEVER SEEM TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT AROUND HERE." "AND YOU'RE LIKE 50 YEARS OLDER THAN ME AND YOU'RE DEAF." "I HAPPEN TO THINK YOU DO A LOT OF THINGS RIGHT." "YOU DO SO MUCH." "I KNOW." "I KNOW THAT." "MM-HMM." "BUT SHE DOESN'T. AND SHE NEVER NOTICES." "MY GOD." "I HATE GIRLS WHO CRY AT WORK. TRY LETTING ME HELP YOU." "A LOT OF YOUR STRESS IS GONNA BE LIFTED" "ONCE YOU'RE OUT FROM UNDER THIS MOUNTAIN OF WORRY." "AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER LEAVING HERE AT A NORMAL HOUR" "ONCE IN A WHILE." "SEE YOUR FRIENDS." "HAVE A LITTLE FUN." "MM-HMM." "I CAN OFFER MY ASSISTANCE IN THIS AREA." "ACTUALLY." "I JUST DON'T WANT HER TO THINK THAT I CAN'T DO MY JOB" "AND I NEED AN INTERN TO HELP ME. BUT I HEARD WOMEN WHO SLEEP LESS THAN SEVEN HOURS A NIGHT" "GAIN 38% MORE WEIGHT" "THAN WOMEN WHO SLEEP MORE THAN SEVEN HOURS A NIGHT." "WHAT?" "!" "I LEAVE HERE AT 11:00." "I GET BACK AT 7:00." "AND NOW I'M GONNA GET FAT?" "LET'S GET THROUGH THIS STUFF." "LET'S DO IT TOGETHER." "LET'S CLEAN-SLATE IT." "LET'S JUST DO IT." "ST." "LOUIS." "SUEDE JACKET IN D.C. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW WELL THAT SWEATER IS DOING." "I'M SO HAPPY." "MIAMI!" "THANK YOU." "OH!" "LOOK AT CHICAGO!" "SHE PUT THE SAME BOOTS IN HER CART AS THE WOMAN FROM HOUSTON." "LET'S SEE WHAT SHE DOES AT CHECKOUT." "SHE'S NOT BUYING THEM EITHER." "MAYBE CHECK THE DELIVERY COST ON THOSE BOOTS?" "MM-HMM." "KNOCK-KNOCK." "HEY." "HI." "I TOOK A LOOK AT THE DATA PURCHASE PATTERNS." "SHOULD I COME BACK?" "COME ON IN." "THAT WAS FAST." "I ENLISTED BECKY'S HELP." "IT SEEMS THE MOST EXPENSIVE PLACE YOU'RE ADVERTISING" "IS ACTUALLY BRINGING YOU THE CUSTOMERS WHO ARE SPENDING THE LEAST." "AND THE CHANNELS YOU'RE LEAST INVESTING IN" "ARE ADDING ENORMOUS VALUE IN SEGMENTS THAT CURRENTLY APPEAR TO HAVE LOW VALUE" "BUT ACTUALLY HAVE THE HIGHEST SPENDING POTENTIAL." "THAT'S WHAT I COULD TELL SO FAR." "DEAL WITH THAT FOR ME?" "MAYBE COME UP WITH A BETTER PLAN?" "IF YOU HAVE THE TIME?" "HAPPY TO." "THE MAN SPENT 40 YEARS IN BUSINESS." "I GET IT." "BECKY WAS A HUGE HELP IN THIS." "YOU KNOW SHE HAS A BUSINESS DEGREE FROM PENN?" "I KNOW." "BUT I KNOW." "I'LL SAY SOMETHING TO HER." "THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE." "HEY." "HOW'S IT GOIN' UP HERE IN FIRST-CLASS?" "BUSY." "I SEE YOU FOUND AN APARTMENT." "NO." "MY TWO WEEKS ARE UP." "I'M MOVIN' IN WITH MY COUSIN." "EXCELLENT." "IN PHILADELPHIA." "DAVIS." "WHAT?" "LEAVE AT 5:00." "IT'S COOL." "I CAN HANDLE IT." "I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY'S UNCLE AROUND HERE." "WHY IS THAT? AND I'M GONNA PUT YOU UP FOR A FEW WEEKS." "OBVIOUSLY." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU!" "FELLA." "I LIKE THAT YOU DO THE THROW PILLOW THING." "I WAS MARRIED FOR A VERY LONG TIME." "MM." "WHOA." "IS THIS YOUR CLOSET?" "BUSY MAN ABOUT TOWN." "WHAT'S IN ALL THESE DRAWERS?" "HANDKERCHIEFS." "WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE HANDKERCHIEF?" "THAT ONE I JUST DON'T GET AT ALL." "OKAY." "IT'S ESSENTIAL." "THAT YOUR GENERATION DOESN'T KNOW THAT IS CRIMINAL." "THE BEST REASON TO CARRY A HANDKERCHIEF IS TO LEND IT." "ASK JASON ABOUT THIS." "DAVIS." "WE CARRY IT FOR THEM." "ONE OF THE LAST VESTIGES OF THE CHIVALROUS GENT." "THEN IT'S DIFFERENT THAN A PO..." "BUT I..." "KID." "I'M POOPED." "BEN." "THANKS AGAIN." "WILL YOU WAKE ME IN THE MORNING OR IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?" "MY PARENTS ALWAYS..." "TOO MUCH." "UNDERSTOOD." "I'LL JUST SET AN ALARM ON MY PHONE." "I HOPE I CAN HEAR IT." "I'M SUCH A DEEP SLEEPER." "MY GOD." "I'LL WAKE YOU." "THANK YOU!" "LOVE YOU!" "NOT KIDDING!" "TOO." "NOW GO TO BED." "GUYS." "PLEASE?" "SURE CAN." "THERE YOU GO." "PERFECT." "GOOD JOB." "THANKS. THE ONE EVERYONE SAID WOULD NEVER BE INTERESTED IN US" "BECAUSE WE WEREN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM?" "YEAH?" "YEAH?" "WE'RE LIKE YOUR SISTER WIVES." "WE JUST FOUND OUT HE'S BEYOND INTERESTED." "EXCITING." "YEAH." "MAYBE. BUT YOU KNOW I'M STILL ON THE FENCE AT BEST. I HAVE TO GO TO SAN FRANCISCO TO MEET HIM." "HE CAN'T COME HERE." "WHEN DO YOU HAVE TO GO?" "THE ONLY DAY HE CAN MEET IS NEXT THURSDAY." "DO YOU WANT TO COME?" "MAYBE WE CAN STAY THE WEEKEND?" "THAT SOUNDS AWESOME." "UM..." "THURSDAY I CAN'T. AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE CLASS WITH HER." "IT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL." "RIGHT." "IT'S A REALLY BIG DEAL." "SWEETIE." "I'M SORRY." "I FORGOT." "MAYBE BEN COULD GO WITH YOU." "THAT'S A GOOD IDEA." "BEN HAS A LIFE." "NOT REALLY." "NOT ONE THAT TAKES ME TO SAN FRANCISCO." "I'D LOVE TO GO." "REALLY?" "DEFINITELY." "BEN?" "YES?" "MY DAD'S GONNA BE ARIEL." "IT'S HIS TURN." "RIGHT?" "REALLY GOOD." "YOU GUYS THINK FINDING A CEO IS A BIG DEAL?" "THE BIG NEGOTIATION IS WHO GETS TO BE ARIEL" "WHEN WE'RE PLAYING "LITTLE MERMAID." "IT'S NEVER BEEN MY TURN." "MNH-MNH." "SO THIS IS HUGE FOR ME." "I'M EXCITED." "I GET TO COMB MY HAIR WITH A FORK PLAY WITH GADGETS AND GIZMOS APLENTY." "DADDY!" "THIS IS JULES." "HOW LONG TILL WE GET IT FIXED?" "YOU PROBABLY WON'T BUY." "THE FIRST COUPLE HOURS ARE ALREADY DOWN 23%." "BOY." "OKAY." "I WILL BE THERE IN LIKE..." "TWO MINUTES." "...TWO MINUTES." "WE'RE ON IT." "DO YOU HAVE THE INFO ON FRIENDS SHOPPING TOGETHER?" "YEAH." "THANK YOU." "THIS IS JULES." "WHAT'S WRONG?" "HI." "I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE ZOOM LINK... ISN'T WORKING." "THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE SUCH A BIG DEAL." "IT IS." "UM..." "IT'S WHAT PEOPLE USE TO GET A CLOSER LOOK AT WHAT..." "EVERYBODY ZOOMS IN." "I GUESS I DON'T GO TO YOUR WEBSITE ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT." "TYPING AND RINGING." "IT'S THE WAREHOUSE." "I'M SORRY." "CAN I CALL YOU BACK?" "LOVE YOU." "YEP." "WHO SAYS "YEP" TO "I LOVE YOU"?" "ALONZO." "JULES." "NOT GOOD NEWS." "WHAT?" "OKAY." "LAY IT ON ME. THEY FOUND ONE BEDBUG." "YES." "800 BOXES YESTERDAY." "SHUT DOWN THE WAREHOUSE... THEN WE CAN START SHIPPING AGAIN." "NIGHTMARE." "NIGHTMARE." "HERE WE ARE." "LET ME JUST FINISH THIS E-MAIL." "NO!" "NO." "NO." "GUYS." "THANKS FOR COMING. BUT I NEED A FAVOR. AND SHE'S AT WORK RIGHT NOW." "AND I KNOW SHE DOESN'T CHECK HER PERSONAL E-MAIL" "UNTIL SHE GETS HOME AT 5:30." "SO I HAVE UNTIL THEN TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT." "IT'LL BE HORRIBLE." "SHE HAS A MINOR HEART CONDITION." "I THINK THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE NOT GOOD FOR THAT." "SO I AM COUNTING ON YOUR GOOD GRACES AND BRILLIANCE" "TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SAVE MY ASS." "IT'S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE" "TO HACK INTO A SERVER." "TECHIE #2:" "AND YOU DON'T KNOW HER PASSWORD?" "NO IDEA." "I THINK THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO." "WHAT?" "TELL ME." "I'M DYING. AND WE STEAL HER COMPUTER." "BREAK INTO HER HOUSE AND STEAL THE COMPUTER?" "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?" "THAT'S FREAKING GENIUS." "YOU WILL REACH YOUR DESTINATION" "IN 300 YARDS." "LITTLE DOES GPS LADY KNOW SHE IS AN ACCOMPLICE TO A CRIME." "THE WOMAN HAS A HEART CONDITION." "THINK OF IT AS A GOOD DEED." "WHITTAKER." "FELLAS." "THIS IS GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE." "THE KEY IS UNDER A FLOWERPOT." "WE DISAPPEAR." "RIGHT?" "NOPE." "SHE DOES NOT." "A PASSWORD ON THE E-MAIL?" "HMM?" "THEN WE TAKE THE COMPUTER." "SO IT'S A WIN-WIN." "YOU WILL REACH YOUR DESTINATION IN 100 YARDS." "THIS IS LIKE AN "OCEANS" MOVIE." "BEN'S THE OLD GUY WITH THE BIG GLASSES." "HIS NAME IS ELLIOTT GOULD." "YOU'RE CLOONEY." "THANK YOU." "AND I'LL BE MATT DAMON 'CAUSE I'M KIND OF AN OUTSIDER." "DEFINITELY." "WHO AM I?" "YOU ARE BEN AFFLECK'S BROTHER." "WHY AREN'T I BRAD PITT?" "I THINK THAT'S KIND OF SELF-EXPLANATORY." "CLOONEY." "THANK YOU." "YOU'RE BEHIND THE WHEEL." "PARK ON THE STREET." "YOUR EYES OPEN." "YOU'RE WITH ME." "LET'S DO THIS." "THE KEY'S UNDER THE FLOWERPOT." "NO." "MY GOD. THIS IS GONNA TURN INTO AN ALARM IN 60 SECONDS." "PUT JULES ON." "SHE PUT ME ON HOLD." "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GIRL?" "BEN?" "WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED..." "STOP EATING!" "UH-HUH!" "GO LOOK FOR THE COMPUTER!" "RIGHT NOW!" "GO!" "GO!" "GO!" "NO!" "SEPARATELY!" "SEPARATE..." "YOU THERE?" "DON'T SCREW AROUND." "PUT JULES ON." "IT'S AN EMERGENCY." "SHE'S IN A MEETING." "INTERRUPT HER." "WHAT'S UP?" "YOUR MOTHER HAS AN ALARM." "SHE DOES." "I'M IN HER KITCHEN." "IT'S ABOUT TO GO OFF." "WHAT'S HER CODE?" "LISTEN TO ME." "I KNOW THIS WOMAN." "THAT IS A FAKE ALARM THAT SHE BOUGHT" "OKAY?" "IT'S NOT REAL." "IT'S NOT CONNECTED." "IT'S JUST TO SCARE OFF BURGLARS." "SHE SAYS IT'S FAKE." "IT'S JUST TO SCARE OFF BURGLARS." "IT'S DOING A GOOD JOB." "OKAY?" "THEY'RE THE CHEAPEST PEOPLE IN AMERICA." "IT HASN'T TURNED INTO AN ALARM YET." "IT'S STILL BEEPING." "THAT'S 'CAUSE IT'S A FAKE." "TRUST ME ON THIS ONE." "HAVE YOU FOUND THE COMPUTER?" "IT'S NOT DOWN HERE." "IN THERE." "FOUND IT!" "GOT IT!" "WHAT?" "WE FOUND TWO." "WHICH ONE IS HERS?" "THE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE?" "THE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE?" "THE WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE?" "WHITE ONE OR THE SILVER ONE?" "YOUR MOM'S COMPUTER?" "YES." "IT'S WHITE." "I GOT IT FIXED FOR HER ONCE." "I AM POSITIVE." "THE WHITE ONE!" "WHITE." "MY GOD." "I KNEW THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS A FAKE ALARM!" "WE'RE GONNA GET ARRESTED!" "I KNEW IT!" "THAT'S IT!" "WE'RE DONE!" "OUR FINGERPRINTS ARE ALL OVER THIS PLACE!" "DO YOU SEE THE E-MAIL?" "DUDE." "LET ME." "FOUND IT!" "WHY IS MY MOTHER ALWAYS SUCH A RAGING BITCH?" "SUBJECT..." ""SHE'S A TERRORIST." "YES!" "DELETE IT!" "GONE." "NOW FROM THE TRASH!" "GOT IT." "WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS?" "RIGHT SIDE." "WHICH RIGHT SIDE?" "MY GOD!" "MY LIFE IS OVER!" "I'M GONNA BE A FELON AND I HAVE NOT COMMITTED A CRIME!" "PULL IT TOGETHER." "CAN'T YOU HEAR HOW FAR AWAY THAT IS?" "WE'VE GOT AT LEAST 30 SECONDS UNTIL THEY'RE HERE." "HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO MY PARENTS?" "MY GOD." "MY LISP IS BACK!" "20 SECONDS." "OH!" "JUST RUN!" "RUN!" "♪ GIVE IT AWAY NOW ♪" "♪ JUST GIVE IT AWAY ♪" "HERE WE GO NOW ♪" "♪ TELL ME WAT'CHU REALLY WANT TO DO ♪" "TALK WITH ME ♪" "♪ LOOK LIKE YOU'RE REAL GOOD ♪" "♪ TALK AND YA REALLY WANT TO WALK FOR ME ♪" "DAWG ♪" "♪ DANCE LIKE YA NEVER DID BEFORE FOR ME ♪" "GONNA BREAK YO' NECK ♪" "♪ AND THE WAY YOU TRY TO PUT IT ON THE FLOOR FOR ME ♪" "YEAH ♪" "JASON!" "OPEN THE DOOR!" "♪ EVERY TIME I COME THROUGH ♪" "♪ THIS MOTHERFREAKER IS ALWAYS IN THE RIDE ♪" "JASON!" "OPEN THE DOOR!" "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!" "OKAY!" "OKAY!" "HOLD ON!" "I'M NOT IN!" "I'M NOT IN!" "I'M NOT IN!" "I'M IN." "♪ HERE SHE COMES ♪" "CHEERS!" "CHEERS!" "♪ WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET ♪" "RIGHT?" "ACTUALLY." "I'M SURE MY BLOOD PRESSURE WAS THROUGH THE ROOF." "BUT IT WAS WORTH IT." "GOOD TIMES!" "I CAN'T..." "I LITERALLY CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR WHAT YOU JUST DID." "IT WAS SO ABOVE AND BEYOND AND BRAVE AND LOYAL." "I AM INDEBTED TO YOU FOREVER." "YOU'RE VERY WELCOME." "YOU KNOW..." "BUT IT'S DONE." "ALL TAKEN CARE OF." "OKAY." "I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER." "ANYBODY ELSE?" "LET'S DO THAT." "YEAH." "BUT COULD I JUST GET A HALF THIS TIME?" "I'LL TAKE HIS HALF." "WE'LL ALL HAVE DOUBLES." "IT'S OKAY." "I CAN DRINK." "IT'S A THING ABOUT ME." "AGAIN?" "I NEVER WANT TO NOT KNOW YOU." "I'M JASON." "I'VE WORKED FOR YOU FOR LIKE A YEAR." "I'VE DELIVERED THINGS TO YOUR HOME." "I MET MATT A BUNCH OF TIMES." "I'VE TIED YOUR DAUGHTER'S SHOE BEFORE." "I..." "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE." "I'M JUST TERRIBLE WITH NAMES." "IT'S ALL RIGHT." "IT'S JASON." "RIGHT?" "YEAH." "I'M DAVIS." "I STARTED WORK THE SAME DAY AS BEN." "AND I'M HIS MENTEE." "FOR EXAMPLE." "IT WAS HIS." "IT'S VINTAGE." "VINTAGE." I LIKE IT." "I LIKE MEN IN TIES." "YOU'RE LEWIS." "YES." "I COULD HEAR A LITTLE BIT OVER THE PHONE." "YOU WERE VERY COOL UNDER PRESSURE." "IT WAS MY FIRST HEIST." "I TRIED TO BE CHILL." "THANKS FOR NOTICING." "SALUT." "MM!" "WHOO!" "WHAT CAN I SAY..." "I'M SORRY." "I DIDN'T MEAN TO CALL YOU "BOYS." "NOBODY CALLS MEN "MEN" ANYMORE." "HAVE YOU NOTICED?" "WOMEN WENT FROM "GIRLS" TO "WOMEN." "MEN WENT FROM "MEN" TO "BOYS"?" "THIS IS A PROBLEM IN THE BIG PICTURE." "DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?" "YEAH." "I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER." "ANOTHER?" "YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?" "HERE'S MY THEORY ABOUT THIS." "RIGHT?" "MM-HMM." "DO ANYTHING. YOU KNOW?" "GIRL." "WE HAD OPRAH." "YOU KNOW?" "THEY STILL SEEM TO BE TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT." "THEY'RE STILL DRESSING LIKE LITTLE BOYS." "THEY'RE STILL PLAYING VIDEO GAMES." "THEY'VE GOTTEN GREAT." "SO..." "I LOVE VIDEO GAMES." "BOY." "HAVE MEN GONE FROM" "GUYS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON AND HARRISON FORD TO..." "HERE." "A DYING BREED." "YOU KNOW? THIS IS WHAT COOL IS." "RIGHT?" "CALLING ME "ACE"?" "RIGHT?" "DEFINITELY." "VERY COOL." "OKAY." "I AM OFFICIALLY A LITTLE DIZZY." "I APOLOGIZE FOR THE TIRADE." "I AM GONNA GO." "GENTLEMEN." "ANOTHER WORD WHICH IS NEVER USED ANYMORE." "SHALL WE?" "I'LL BE UBERING HOME." "THANKS AGAIN." "WHOA!" "WHOA!" "OKAY." "I'M SO SORRY." "DON'T WORRY." "I'M FINE NOW." "OKAY." "IT'S OKAY." "I HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE COLLEGE." "THANK YOU." "MAN." "VERY SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THAT." "HUMILIATING." "IT'S ALL GOOD." "YOU FEELING BETTER?" "YEAH." "I FORGOT YOU GOT TO EAT BEFORE YOU DRINK." "I'M GOOD NOW." "THANK YOU." "I'M LEAVING IN A MINUTE." "JUST WORKING ON MAKING THIS THE WORST POSSIBLE DAY FOR YOU." "NOT AT ALL." "YOU'VE HAD A STRESSFUL DAY." "HOW IS IT THAT YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO SAY THE RIGHT THING..." "BE THE RIGHT THING?" "IT'S UNCANNY." "YOU..." "YOU GET SOME REST." "I WILL." "THANKS FOR EVERYTHING." "UH..." "SAYONARA." "ABSOLUTELY." "REALLY SO NICE OF YOU TO DO THIS." "MOST WOMEN WOULD HAVE JUST RESCHEDULED." "NOT TO WORRY." "I UNDERSTAND." "IT WAS UNEXPECTED." "THANK YOU." "THANK YOU." "YOU'RE WELCOME." "HI." "OH." "COME ON IN." "AFTER YOU." "GO AHEAD." "YOU BROUGHT A DATE TO A FUNERAL." "UNREAL." "WE HAD PLANS." "WHO KNEW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN?" "HOW DO YOU DO?" "I'M MILES." "HELLO." "FIONA." "I'M SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS." "DEAR." "WOWZA!" "I NEVER WENT TO A SHIVA BEFORE." "THE LAUGHTER WAS WONDERFUL." "I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN MORE." "I'M NOT EVEN SURE HOW I LEFT WITH A BOX OF COOKIES." "YOU WERE A BIG HIT." "GIVING THE WIDOW THAT BACK MASSAGE..." "WINNING MOVE." "YEAH." "SHE NEEDED IT." "I DEFINITELY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA" "TO TAKE ALL FIRST DATES TO A FUNERAL." "DON'T YOU THINK? WHO NEEDS THE STRAIN OF THE DINNER DATE?" "AND THE "WHY AREN'T YOU MARRIED?" CONVERSATION." "AT OUR AGE IT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE TO CATCH UP." "I CAN DO ME IN 10 SECONDS." "YOU READY?" "YEP." "TWO GRANDKIDS. WHICH NO LONGER SERVE A PURPOSE. HAVING A BALL." "I HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL I MET AT WORK." "I'M SORRY YOU LOST YOUR WIFE." "OKAY." "DIVORCED." "THREE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS." "ON THE WAY." "I WAS SICK A FEW YEARS BACK." "I'M NOT ANYMORE." "I'M AN IN-HOUSE E-COMMERCE MASSEUSE." "LOVE MY JOB." "AND I FINALLY MET A MAN I ACTUALLY WANT TO HANG OUT WITH." "LUCKY ME." "MORNING." "BUDDY." "YOU DON'T LOOK SO GREAT." "I KNOW." "I LOOK BETTER THAN I FEEL." "DID YOU SEE THE YANKEES LAST NIGHT?" "MAN." "GOT TO GET SOMETHING IN YOUR STOMACH." "HONEY." "JUST CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ONE BITE BEFORE SCHOOL?" "PLEASE?" "JUST ONE BITE?" "LITTLE ONE?" "I JUST TOLD HER THAT THE SITTER'S GONNA HAVE TO" "TAKE HER TO MADDIE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY" "BECAUSE MATT'S FEELING SICK." "BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH THE SITTER." "BEN?" "CAN YOU TAKE ME?" "PLEASE?" "HONEY?" "BUT BEN'S GOT TO GO TO WORK TODAY." "JULES." "COME ON." "IT'LL TAKE AN HOUR." "LET ME TAKE HER." "I..." "I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE STILL GOING THROUGH THIS." "I'M GOING THE RIGHT WAY." "PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE TRUST." "BUT THE PARK WHERE THE PARTY IS..." "BEN." "THIS IS IT." "YOU'RE LIKE A CLONE." "BOY." "THIS LOOKS LIKE A NICE PARTY." "IT DOES." "SO WHICH ONE IS MADDIE?" "THE ONE IN THE PINK." "OKAY." "THE ONE IN THE PINK." "OKAY?" "OKAY." "YOU WANT TO GIVE MADDIE HER PRESENT?" "YEAH." "OKAY." "HAVE FUN." "THE OTHER MOMS." "FREP..." "FREPRINO OR SOMETHING." "I KNOW." "I DON'T KNOW ANY OF THEM." "HI." "I'M BEN." "HI." "JANE." "JANE." "EMILY." "I'M HELPING MATT AND JULES OUT TODAY." "ARE YOU MATT'S DAD?" "NO." "I WORK FOR JULES." "OH." "THAT'S OKAY?" "KIND OF TOUGH." "TOUGH?" "JULES?" "SURE." "SHE'S A TOTAL BADASS." "I GUESS THAT'S HOW SHE BECAME AN INTERNET SENSATION." "HUH? CRASHING THE GLASS CEILING OF THE TECH WORLD." "GOOD FOR HER." "RIGHT?" "FOR SURE." "KIDDO?" "I DON'T FEEL GOOD." "YOU DON'T?" "DO YOU WANT TO SIT ON MY LAP?" "IF SHE'S SICK SHE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE HERE." "PAIGEY." "YOU WANT TO HIT THE ROAD?" "DOES THAT MEAN "LEAVE"?" "'FRAID SO." "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING..." "BLUE!" "IS IT THE CAR NEXT TO US?" "NO." "THAT DOG LEASH?" "NO." "IS IT THE SKY?" "YES!" "YOU GOT ONE." "BEN." "OKAY." "I HAVE A GOOD ONE." "I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING GREEN." "IS IT THAT TREE?" "NOPE." "IS IT THAT FRONT DOOR?" "IT'S KIND OF GREEN." "BEN?" "IS IT THAT FRONT DOOR?" "HONEY." "GOOD GIRL." "BEN." "COME ON IN THE KITCHEN." "CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING BEFORE YOU HIT THE ROAD?" "WANT A CUP OF COFFEE OR A BITE TO EAT?" "THANKS." "OKAY." "HOW WAS SHE?" "SHE GIVE YOU ANY TROUBLE?" "SHE WAS PERFECT. SO I LET HER GET A NAP IN." "SO NICE OF YOU." "THANK YOU." "SORRY." "YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE FEELING MORE WITH IT." "YEAH." "YEAH." "UM..." "I GUESS I JUST NEEDED A LITTLE DOWNTIME." "I DON'T KNOW." "I GOT SOMETHING I WANTED TO ASK." "WHAT'S YOUR WHOLE TAKE ON THE CEO THING?" "YOU'RE MORE ON THE INSIDE THAN I AM." "I KNOW JULES IS TRYING TO DO RIGHT BY EVERYBODY..." "THE INVESTORS." "THE COMPANY." "YOU." "SHE'S GOT A LOT ON HER SHOULDERS." "THE PRESSURE IS UNBELIEVABLE." "AM I WRONG THAT I WANT IT TO HAPPEN? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE AROUND HERE." "AND MAYBE THIS CAN FIX THAT." "MATT?" "I JUST..." "I WANT IT TO BE GOOD FOR HER." "I WANT HER TO BE HAPPY." "OF COURSE." "SHE DESERVES THAT." "SHE DOES DESERVE IT." "AMY." "WHAT DO YOU THINK?" "FOUND IT ON EBAY." "YOU WERE RIGHT." "TOTAL CLASSIC." "KID." "♪ AND MANY MORE ♪" "HOW DID IT GO?" "JULES." "SHE'S ADORABLE." "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THAT." "YOU EXCITED ABOUT OUR TRIP TO SAN FRANCISCO TOMORROW?" "ARE YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "I HOPE YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT MATT HAS." "I DON'T." "YOU SURE?" "POSITIVE." "WHAT'S THAT?" "BLOOD PRESSURE." "I TAKE IT EVERY DAY." "ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?" "YEAH." "YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU." "YOU'RE ALL FLUSHED. AND JUST CHILL A LITTLE." "WHAT'S UP?" "YOU OKAY?" "YOU SEEM TO BE SLIGHTLY MALFUNCTIONING." "BECKY." "DOES HE LOOK RIGHT TO YOU?" "OKAY." "THANK YOU." "I THINK WE'RE GOOD HERE." "GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO." "IT'S ALL GOOD." "IS IT HIS COLORING?" "YOU'RE ALL NUTS." "KIDS." "BIG DAY." "LOTS TO DO." "OKAY." "BEN... PLEASE DO NOT FEEL THAT YOU HAVE TO GO WITH ME TO SAN FRANCISCO." "PEOPLE MY AGE GET TIRED SOMETIMES." "THAT'S ALL THIS IS." "YOU'RE TIRED?" "THAT'S WHY YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED AT ME ONCE SINCE I CAME OVER HERE?" "I'M LOOKING AT YOU." "JULES." "CAMERON'S ON THE PHONE." "OKAY." "IF YOU DON'T FEEL BETTER TONIGHT OR LATE..." "OKAY?" "I'M A BIG GIRL." "I'LL BE FINE." "SERIOUSLY?" "WHAT IS IT?" "I'M A SENSITIVE MAN." "PEOPLE DON'T THINK THAT ABOUT ME." "BUT I AM." "UNDER ALL THIS MAN STUFF THAT YOU SO ADMIRE..." "MM-HMM." "...I'M JUST A BIG BOWL OF MUSH." "I KNOW THAT." "OKAY." "THAT'S IT?" "THAT'S WHAT 24 HOURS OF CRAZY COMES TO?" "THAT YOU'RE A SENSITIVE BOWL OF MUSH?" "JULES." "BEN." "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?" "WE GOT THE DAY OFF." "WE'RE TRAVELING IN FIRST-CLASS." "LET'S AT LEAST HAVE A LITTLE FUN." "I CAN DO. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR SEAT BACKS AND TRAY TABLES" "UPRIGHT POSITIONS" "AND ALL CARRYON LUGGAGE IS STOWED" "UNDER THE SEAT IN FRONT OF YOU." "YOU OKAY?" "YEAH." "TOMORROW I MEET THE GUY" "KIND OF." "RIGHT?" "IT'S SIMPLE." "IF YOU THINK TOWNSEND IS GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOU" "THEN DO IT." "AND IF NOT..." "EXACTLY." "JUST BECAUSE I CAME ALL WAY HERE..." "RIGHT." "DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING." "I AGREE." "DO YOU THINK I CAN TAKE A XANAX" "IF I HAD TWO GLASSES OF WINE AN HOUR AGO?" "I'D WAIT ANOTHER COUPLE HOURS." "IT'S A THING I DO BEFORE I LAND." "WE'RE GOOD NOW." "JULES?" "YEAH." "YOU HEAR THAT?" "UH-HUH." "I HEAR IT." "I'M UP." "ARE YOU OKAY?" "THIS ALARM GOING OFF" "IS NOT A GOOD OMEN ABOUT THIS GUY." "I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT." "YET?" "YOU TOLD ME TO WAIT A FEW HOURS." "YOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR OWN ROBE?" "YEAH. BUT THE PROBLEM HAS BEEN TAKEN CARE OF." "OUR SINCEREST APOLOGIES." "2 ELEVATORS." "DEFINITELY A SIGN." "THANKS FOR ESCORTING ME BACK." "MM-HMM." "YOU WANT TO SEE MY ROOM?" "NICE." "DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO COME IN?" "I HAVE A TEA KETTLE." "WE COULD HAVE TEA OR..." "I'M RIDICULOUSLY NERVOUS ABOUT TOMORROW." "YOU CAN LIE DOWN." "I KNOW YOU'RE TIRED." "I'LL SIT IN THE CHAIR." "HERE YOU GO." "I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA SIT IN A CHAIR?" "TOO." "WE DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WORK OR ANYTHING." "ALL RIGHT." "WHAT SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT?" "MARRIAGE?" "WILL YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR WIFE?" "RIGHT?" "SHE WAS." "MOLLY WAS HER NAME." "SHE WAS A MIDDLE-SCHOOL PRINCIPAL." "BELOVED." "SO PERFECT." "LONG MARRIAGE?" "NOT LONG ENOUGH." "42 YEARS." "WOW." "WHAT WAS THAT LIKE?" "YOU KNOW WHEN PEOPLE SAY THEY WANT TO GROW OLD TOGETHER?" "WE DID THAT." "WE MET WHEN WE WERE 20." "I WAS 20." "SHE WAS 19." "AND WHAT WAS AMAZING IS SHE NEVER REALLY CHANGED." "THAT'S A HARD THING TO PULL OFF." "SHE HANDLED LIFE LIKE IT WAS EASY." "ALWAYS." "EVEN WHEN IT WASN'T." "I ENVY THAT." "ARE YOU HUNGRY?" "UM..." "PRINGLES." "YUP." "I'M JUST GONNA BRING THE WHOLE THING." "YOU KNOW THOSE ARE LIKE 15 BUCKS EACH?" "I RUN A VERY BIG INTERNET COMPANY." "LET'S GO CRAZY." "OKAY." "SO..." "SO..." "SO..." "I GOT A WEIRD ONE FOR YOU." "MATT IS CHEATING ON ME." "WAIT A MINUTE." "YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?" "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?" "YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS?" "I SAW THEM TOGETHER." "MY GOD." "WHEN?" "YESTERDAY." "I'M..." "I'M SORRY." "BUT I DID." "YESTERDAY." "THEN IT IS STILL GOING ON." "HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN?" "FOR LIKE 18 DAYS." "SHE'S A MOM AT PAIGE'S SCHOOL." "IT'S STILL SO HARD FOR ME TO GRASP. AND HIS PHONE WAS THERE. AND H-HE WAS GETTING ALL THESE TEXT MESSAGES." "BUT I READ THEM." "IT WAS NOT GOOD." "DOES HE KNOW YOU KNOW?" "NO." "I'M..." "I'M NOT READY..." "TO DEAL WITH IT. IF THAT IS POSSIBLE." "ISN'T IT?" "THE SUCCESSFUL WIFE. SO HE ACTS OUT." "MAKES HIM FEEL MORE LIKE A MAN." "SOMETIMES I'M NOT SURE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT." "HOLD ON." "WAIT A MINUTE." "WAIT A MINUTE." "ARE YOU?" "NO." "HE IS THE ONE DOING SOMETHING WRONG." "I GET THAT." "MONOGAM-ISH IS NOT WHAT I'M AFTER." "I-I'M JUST..." "I'M TAKING A SEC..." "AND I'M HOPING THAT IT'S JUST A HORRIBLE LAPSE IN JUDGMENT" "LOVE. WE WILL EVENTUALLY BE ABLE TO BE OKAY AGAIN." "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?" "CLEARLY YOU DON'T THINK THAT'S A POSSIBLE THING." "IT..." "IT WOULD BE UNUSUAL." "I GET THAT." "BUT..." "EVERYBODY'S NOT US." "I HAVE FAITH IN US BECAUSE..." "I BELIEVE HE STILL LOVES ME." "WE'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH SO MUCH THAT..." "I WISH YOUR EXPRESSIONS WEREN'T SO TRANSPARENT." "YOU KNOW." "I GOOGLED IT... "STAYING TOGETHER AFTER THE AFFAIR." "A LOT STAY TOGETHER." "THERE IS SOMETHING TO BE SAID" "ABOUT MOVING THROUGH IT" "AND FOCUSING ON US AND NOT ON THE AFFAIR." "I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP ON HIM." "AND I KNOW HE KNOWS BETTER. AND I AM SO MAD AT HIM." "SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED TO US SO FAST." "I THINK..." "PART OF ME WAS EVEN EXPECTING THIS." "HE WAS THE MORE SUCCESSFUL ONE" "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT." "HE WAS." "HE WAS A RISING STAR." "AND HE BOWED OUT SO THAT I COULD DO THIS." "HE WAS AMAZING." "IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA." "I'M SURE THAT'S WHY I'M EVEN CONSIDERING THINKING MAYBE SOMEONE ELSE COMING IN" "WILL HELP ME GET MY LIFE BACK ON TRACK." "THAT..." "THAT'S IT. BUT YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE A HUGE CAREER AND BE WHO YOU ARE" "WITHOUT HAVING TO ACCEPT THAT YOUR HUSBAND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR" "AS SOME KIND OF PAYBACK." "RIGHT ON." "I MEAN IT." "TOO." "MY FRIEND." "IT ISN'T." "NOT ALWAYS." "AND I'M NOT SO SURE I'D BE SO FORGIVING." "I AM NOT SO FORGIVING." "I'M SAYING THAT I COULD POTENTIALLY BE FORGIVING." "BUT DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T FEEL WHAT'S GOING ON HERE." "IT'S CRUSHING." "AND WHEN I THINK OF PAIGE..." "DON'T." "HE'D REMARRY." "BUT SOMEONE." "AND WE BOTH KNOW I'M NOT EASY." "WHICH MEANS THAT..." "BUT THIS DOES" "KEEP ME UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT." "OH." "WHAT?" "THAT I DON'T WANT TO BE BURIED ALONE. AND I WILL BE BURIED WITH STRANGERS." "I WILL BURIED IN THE STRANGERS SINGLES SECTION OF THE CEMETERY." "NOT THAT THAT IS A REASON TO STAY TOGETHER." "A SCARY SIDEBAR." "LET'S TAKE THAT ONE OFF YOUR PLATE RIGHT NOW." "YOU CAN BE BURIED WITH ME AND MOLLY." "OKAY?" "OH." "THANK YOU SO MUCH." "THAT IS..." "AND TO THINK I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO HIRE YOU." "THE ONE TIME I DON'T HAVE MY HANKY." "YOU WANT TO..." "WATCH TV?" "JUST FOR A FEW MINUTES?" "I WOULD." "EVEN THOUGH THE PLANNED MERGER HAS... ♪ ..." "WERE MEANT FOR ME ♪" "♪ AND I WAS MEANT FOR YOU ♪" "♪ NATURE PATTERNED YOU ♪" "♪ AND WHEN SHE WAS DONE ♪" "♪ YOU WERE ALL THE SWEET THINGS ♪" "♪ ROLLED UP IN ONE ♪" "♪ YOU'RE LIKE ♪" "♪ A PLAINTIVE MELODY ♪" "♪ THAT NEVER LETS ME FREE ♪" "♪ BUT I'M CONTENT ♪" "♪ THE ANGELS MUST HAVE SENT YOU ♪" "♪ AND THEY MEANT YOU ♪" "♪ JUST FOR ME ♪" "PLEASE." "DID WE LIKE HIM?" "HE SAID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS." "HE SAID THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THE FIT LIKE ME." "THAT HE DOESN'T WANT TO REMOVE THE SOUL OF THE COMPANY." "HE SAID THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A PLAN." "HE WANTS TO WATCH US AND SEE WHAT WORKS." "HE WAS POLITE AND RESPECTFUL AND SUPER SMART." "AND I HIRED HIM." "SERIOUSLY?" "YEAH." "YOU DID IT RIGHT IN THE ROOM? BUT I SAID THE JOB WAS HIS." "WE SHOOK HANDS ON IT." "HE'S THE TIEBREAKER?" "OF COURSE." "HE'S THE CEO." "YEAH." "DUH." "HI." "HEY!" "YOU SMELL MINTY." "I JUST MADE MINT TEA." "SO..." "YES?" "NO?" "I DID IT." "I LIKED HIM." "A LOT." "UH..." "I OFFERED HIM THE JOB." "WOW." "REALLY?" "YEAH." "AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT?" "YEAH." "I THINK IT'LL BE GOOD FOR US." "LIKE VODKA OR SOMETHING?" "YEAH." "DID "GOOD FOR US" MEAN..." "ABOUT THE FIT..." "OR US?" "YOU-AND-ME US. THEN MAYBE..." "WE CAN GET BACK TO WHERE WE WERE 18 MONTHS AGO. RIGHT?" "HEY!" "HI." "YOU LIVE HERE?" "BEN'S BEEN PUTTING ME UP UNTIL I CAN FIND A PLACE." "SHOULD I LET HIM KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE?" "THAT'S OKAY." "I'LL RING." "OKAY." "FIONA?" "!" "JULES!" "COME ON IN." "I'M JUST ON MY WAY TO WORK." "BEN'S RIGHT IN HERE." "I'LL LET YOU TWO TALK." "SEE YOU." "MM-HMM." "HI." "WOW." "HUH?" "WHO KNEW." "SHE'S A GREAT GAL." "SHE SURPRISED ME LAST NIGHT." "SHE BROUGHT OVER DINNER." "IT'S BRAND-NEW." "CONGRATULATIONS." "I LOVE HER." "YEAH. AND MATT AND PAIGE LEFT AN HOUR AGO FOR A FIELD TRIP" "SO I THOUGHT I'D COME BY." "I HOPE THAT'S OKAY." "YEAH." "I JUST WANTED TO SAY..." "I SLEPT ON IT." "BUT..." "I STILL FEEL LIKE IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO." "WELL..." "I DIDN'T SLEEP SO WELL MYSELF." "OVER THIS?" "YOU REMEMBER THE DAY I DROVE YOU TO THE WAREHOUSE?" "YOU WERE GIVING ME THE WRONG DIRECTIONS AND ALL THAT?" "YEAH." "I REMEMBER. AND I WATCHED YOU SHOW THE WORKERS" "HOW TO FOLD AND BOX THE CLOTHES." "I KNEW THEN THAT WAS WHY ATF WAS A SUCCESS." "NO ONE ELSE IS EVER GONNA HAVE" "JULES." "IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE. YOU NEED IT. BUT THEY'RE NEVER GONNA KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW." "I NEVER HAD ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY LIFE." "NOT MANY PEOPLE DO." "EXCITING THING THAT YOU CREATED." "ISN'T IT?" "AND YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THAT UP" "IN THE HOPES THAT YOUR HUSBAND WILL STOP HAVING AN AFFAIR?" "I DON'T SEE HOW THAT ADDS UP." "YOU SHOULD FEEL NOTHING BUT GREAT ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE." "AND I'D HATE TO SEE YOU LET ANYONE TAKE THAT AWAY FROM YOU." "I GUESS YOU CAME OVER HERE" "BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO HEAR SOME OF THIS." "YES." "AND MAYBE ALSO BECAUSE YOU'RE MY..." "INTERN." "I WAS GONNA SAY INTERN/BEST FRIEND." "BUT THERE'S NO NEED TO GET ALL SENTIMENTAL ABOUT IT" "EVEN THOUGH WE COULD POTENTIALLY BE BURIED TOGETHER." "CAN'T GET CLOSER THAN THAT." "IT'S MOMENTS LIKE THIS WHEN YOU NEED" "SOMEONE YOU KNOW YOU CAN COUNT ON." "SO THANK YOU." "I LIKE YOUR HOUSE SO MUCH BY THE WAY." "THANKS." "SO?" "SHALL WE?" "OKAY." "YOU TWO." "I HAVE SOMETHING COOL TO SHOW YOU." "DO YOU REMEMBER TAKING A CUSTOMER-SERVICE CALL AND WE HAD THE VENDOR REMAKE THEM OVERNIGHT" "AND PUT THEM ON A PLANE?" "YEAH." "YEAH." "RACHEL." "CHECK THIS OUT." "THE SILK CHIFFON ANTOINETTE DRESS." "THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL." "AND THESE JUST ARRIVED FROM MARK TOWNSEND." "HERE." "THANKS." "WILL YOU?" "OKAY." "THIS IS JULES." "WHAT'S UP?" "UH-HUH." "OKAY." "DO WE NEED THAT MANY?" "I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE." "JULES." "PLEASE?" "JUST DO WHAT FEELS RIGHT FOR YOU." "MY GOD." "MATT." "YOU GOT TO KNOW THAT." "THEN DO IT." "I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE UNHAPPY." "I'M ALREADY UNHAPPY." "I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING." "I KNOW." "IS IT ALMOST OVER?" "I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN..." "IT'S OVER." "I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW S-SORRY AND ASHAMED I AM." "I THOUGHT I COULD DO IT." "I THOUGHT I COULD BE THE GUY THAT I TOLD YOU" "I WAS GOING TO BE." "AND THEN SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING YOU." "BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY ME." "I GOT LOST. AND WHO I AM GOT MESSED UP FOR A MINUTE." "AND NOW I'M WATCHING YOU READY TO GIVE ALL THIS UP FOR ME." "I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN." "AND I WILL DO SO MUCH BETTER IF YOU'LL LET ME." "JULES." "LET ME MAKE IT RIGHT AGAIN." "YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE GOOD?" "IF YOU CARRIED A HANDKERCHIEF." "HAVE YOU CALLED TOWNSEND YET? IT WAS YOU." "I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL HIM AND TELL HIM I CHANGED MY MIND." "WE'RE GOOD HERE." "WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT." "I'M GONNA MAKE SURE WE MAKE IT." "GOOD." "BECKY." "WHERE'S BEN?" "I'M NOT SURE." "HE SAID HE WAS TAKING THE DAY OFF." "FIONA." "DO YOU KNOW WHERE BEN IS?" "I'M SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT." "THAT'S OKAY." "JULES." "LEFT KNEE UP..." "BREATHE AND RELAX FOR INNER BALANCE." "AM I DOING IT RIGHT?" "ALMOST." "GOT SOMETHING GOOD TO TELL YOU." "GREAT." "TELL ME WHEN WE'RE DONE." "JULES." "OUT THERE." "THIS UP." "THE END" "SUBTITLES BY KOUSHIK DAS"