"Hi, everybody." "My name is Tim Heidecker." "Uh, despite what you may have heard," "I am the sole creator of the TV show "Decker."" "I just wanted to share with you something." "Tonight's episode is, in my opinion, the most important episode we've ever made." "If I found out that the entire series was destroyed in a fire or some accident," "I would truly mourn tonight's episode more than any other." "And while there are elements of tonight's episode that I would love to extract like you would a tumor," "I still believe tonight's episode is absolutely vital." "Enjoy." "♪♪" "♪♪" "Welcome aboard our sixth annual... annual film... film cruise." "May I see your ticket?" "You know you can't get in without a ticket unless you're very clever." "Ah, but I am." "I'm Jonathan Kington." "I actually programmed the schedule here based on my originar... original" "Victorville Film Center programming." "Oh, Mr. Kington!" "Welcome aboard!" "Hope you enjoy the ocean air." "Two weeks of popcorn classics and five baggers?" " How could I not?" " Make sure you enter our... raffle to win a piece of true movie memorabilia history..." "The original harpoon gun used to kill the shark in "Jaws 2."" "Wow." "Oh, Mr. Kington." "Your first bag of complimentary popcorn." "First of many." "♪♪" "♪♪ Rock music plays... ♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪ *DECKER* Season 06 Episode 05 Title: "Rock and a Hard Place"" "Mind wipe!" "You wanted to see me?" "I just received your letter of resignation." "I-I don't understand." "Your last mission was a complete and total success." "What is the meaning of this?" "Mr. President, ever since my mind was restored," "I, uh, uh, have not been able to understand who I am, and I cannot fulfill my duties, uh, until I find out how to fill that missing gap and figure out what it is that makes me tick." "Now, I see here that you are overdue for well-deserved and much-needed vacation." "I'm gonna tear up this letter of resignation... by order of the president." "I want you to go out there and find yourself." "We need you home." "♪♪" "I want you to go out there and find yourself." "We need you home." "Very well, Mr. President." "I will take a road trip across America and discover who I am." "I wish I knew who I was." "Who am I?" "What's missing from me?" "Me, me, me?" "Overcast with cloudy skies with..." "In sports, the national... ♪♪" "I'm David Marks, and I'm the guitar player in the Beach Boys." "Well, of course, music formed my identity." " Hmm." " It gave me purpose," " validated my existence." " Wow." "There's nothing like the humming of the amps." "Um, nothing like the humming of the amps." "The greatest art..." "It will heal your heart, fill the missing pieces in your brain." "♪♪" "♪♪ Rock music plays..." "Says here you're looking for a bass... new play..." "Uh, bassist and singer." "Yeah." "That's right." "Well, you've got a looks, but do you got the chops?" "Let's find out." "Two, three, four!" "♪♪ Up-tempo rock music plays... ♪ When I look into the mirror, I don't like what I see ♪" "♪ There's a secret agent staring back at me ♪" "♪♪" "♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪" "♪ Oh, in my soul ♪" "♪♪" "♪ There's a hole in my soul ♪" "♪ Soul, there's a..." "There's a hole in my soul ♪" "♪ Soul, soul, there's a hole in my soul ♪" "Wow, you rock." "You've got the gig." " Yeah, totally." " Now all we need are some hit songs to take us to the top." "Let's jam in the key of D." "What does that stand for?" "Dekkar." "It's the name of our new group." "Two, three, four." "♪♪ Slow rock music plays..." "Thanks, everybody, for coming." "My name is Carl Gottlieb." "I'm a screenwriter who worked on a little movie called, uh, "Jaws."" "You may remember it." "Now may I bring to the stage" "America's foremost, number-one f-film buff, Jonathan Kington." "Go get 'em." "Thank you, Mr. Gottlieb." "Meg Ryan." "Where do I begin?" "Ohh!" "Attention." "This is Abdul speaking." "This ship has been seized by an international terrorist organization." "Stay calm." "Everybody stay calm, please." "You are headed directly toward Anchorage..." "Oh, no." "The Anchorage oil fields." "No!" "The seas will run red with blood and oil." "Oh, no." "Wow, that was fantastic." "We got enough material for a new album already." "I'd say rehearsal at 9:00 tomorrow?" "Better yet, my buddy's got some free studio time opening up tonight." "I mean, we could record a demo or even an E.P." "You in?" "Hold on." "Decker, I'm calling you from the high seas." "Terrorists have seized the film buffs' cruise ship!" "They've cut the brake line and are planning on running the ship into the Anchorage refinery." "The captain's bridge is locked." "I can crack the code, but I'm gonna need your help once I get inside." "So, what do you say, Decker?" "Should we pack up the gear and head to the studio?" "Sorry, guys, but we'll have to put this on ice." "Ironically, I have to go to Ara..." "Anchorage, Alaska, where there's a disaster unfolding right before ver..." "Our very own eyes." "Hey, what's your problem, man?" "I thought you were with Dekkar." "The studio's booked." "You can't back out." "This is a family, okay?" "I'm sorry, Axiom, but I-I have a s... top-secret job." "I can't say what it is." "It's top-secret." "It's cool, guys." "We'll get started." "We'll lay down some scratch tracks, and then you can come back later and rock that bass, rock that vocal, and give it whatever Dekkar needs." "Come on, man." "This is bullshit, okay?" "♪♪" "I'll be back tomorrow." "Go to the studio and record a new song." " Decker, hold off." " Manuel?" "Decker, I don't know what you do, and I don't need to know." "All I know is that Dekkar is about brotherhood, and as brother, we stand side-by-side." "Beside, I think you might need an extra hand, no question ask." "Manuel, I always knew I could count on you." "Let's roll." "Let's ride." "Next stop, Anchorage, Alaska." "♪♪" "♪♪" "That makes it." " What's he doing here?" " Hold on." "Let's make this quick." "I've got business to attend to back in SJWC." "I got, uh..." "This isn't some stupid Dekkar video." " Take me to the captain's bridge." " This is one of the key code-breaking scenes for the whole season." "No dice, Kingland." "It's locked." "I know." "I've been trying every code in the book." "Nothing seems to be working." "Woman:" "Access denied." "How about the captain's birthday?" "No, that's stupid." "Access denied." "I've got it." "They must be using a temporary code related to the film festival." "There's 14 days to the festival, and there's 10 films per day." "That's 140." "Each film earned five bags of popcorn." "140 films times 5 is 700." "Success." "That's the code." "The captain!" "Decker, there's got to be some way to stop this collision course." "Automatic brakes have been disabled." "Hang on tight." "Looks like I'll have to stop this boat by hand... the hand brake." "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Decker, you saved the lives of everyone on board this ship, as well as the entire population of Alaska." "Mm." "This terrorism attack has all the markings of my arch-nemes... nenem..." "Uh, uh, Abdul." "Uh, he's probably still on this ship." "Decker, someone's dislodged the jet ski on portal four." "Let's roll." "♪♪" "Die, you son of a bitch." "Allahu Akbar!" "♪♪" "Why'd you do that?" "To Jack Decker." "Look, Decker, a shooting star." "Or a UFO." "The galaxy is filled with many planets." "The chances of life out..." "Elsewhere are 100%." "Kind of like "ET, the Extraterrestrial,"" "which was actually the movie we were going to be screening" " tonight on the..." " Kington, there's more important things in life than movies." " Like what?" " Like the power of music." " Eh." " No." "Don't just..." "Um, Manuel, before I met you and the boys of Dekkar..." "Vinny, Nick, and the rest..." "My life was like an empty bottle drained of everything good and right." "I was checking out life on the dark side hi..." "Ridin' down the road till the end of time." "Time." "Time." "Time." "♪ Help me up again ♪" "♪♪" "♪♪ Guitar solo... ♪♪" "♪♪" "♪♪" "ABSOLUTELY"