"You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "This is where you decide whether or not" "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." " I'll be in your life anymore." " Wait." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." " Was any of it real?" " No." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "You're done with the art nonsense." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "You'll start an internship at skwerkel instead." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "You know liam did this, right?" "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "Apparently someone sent a link of duke's double account to tmz." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "I am in love with shane harvey." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "(lauren) thank you all for your support." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." "I can't wait to be your president." "You did the one thing you knew i could never forgive." " Does this mean you forgive me?" " No." "I love you." "What are you doing?" "I'm sorry." "It just slipped out." "What are you doing?" "How many times do i have to tell you," "What are you doing?" "We're just good buddies who occasionally have sex." "What are you doing?" "And if that's too confusing for you, then maybe we should stop." "What are you doing?" "Yeah." "Yeah, i get it." "What are you doing?" "My mouth just forgot." "What are you doing?" "[cell phone beeps] [bleep]." "[cell phone beeps]" "We're going to be late." "[cell phone beeps]" "To be continued." "[cell phone beeps]" "Just give me a sec." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "It's been two weeks since you broke up with that boy." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Who?" "What boy?" "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Oh, that theo guy?" "I barely knew him." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "If that's true, then why are you so angry?" "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "I'm not angry." "I'm stressed." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "As class president, i'm now a role model," "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Which means i can't be late." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "So tell amy she can take the bus." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Amy!" "You've got five seconds" "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Till i come up there and drag you out of bed!" "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "I'm here." "Jeez." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "If you want to ride with lauren, she just left." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Oh, it's okay." "Karma and liam are picking me up." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Darling, i know i haven't been the best model" "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "For healthy relationships," "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "But even i can tell that's a terrible idea." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "Karma and i spent the past two weeks talking everything out," "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "And she's totally forgiven me for sleeping with liam." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "I hope you're right." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "But if she comes at you with a sharp object, run." "Lauren?" "Are you okay?" "♪ walking down the sidewalk ♪" "♪ is that the way that you want to be seen?" "♪" "♪ walking down the sidewalk ♪ [cell phone vibrates]" "♪ walking down the sidewalk ♪" "Oh, is that reagan?" "Let me guess." "Did she propose?" "Oh, is that reagan?" "Very funny." "Oh, is that reagan?" "No, she texted a pic from our camping trip." "Oh, is that reagan?" "That's not at all how i pictured it." "Oh, is that reagan?" "Not that i pictured anything." "Oh, is that reagan?" "[laughs]" "Oh, is that reagan?" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "What can i say?" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "I'm a good buddy." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "And plus, this way i can keep an eye on your two." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "[laughs]" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "I am kidding, guys." "Jeez." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "I told you, i'm over it." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Let it go." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Karma, are you sure you're over it?" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "What?" "Why do you ask?" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "I just sense this edge in your voice," "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "And you're still not wearing your friendship necklace." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Oh, are we still doing that?" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "[chuckles] i mean, don't you think they're a little childish?" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "We are 16." "We've already been arrested." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "And we're not virgins anymore, thanks to this guy." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Trust me." "So over it." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "[school bell rings]" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Look at me, a professional mma fighter" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Holding hands in public with a super-hot boyfriend." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "See?" "Stars-- they're just like us." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "It's almost like whoever outed you did you a favor." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Almost, except that bitter, little dickwad didn't realize" "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "That when cluck-n-go dropped me, swiftly would come to my rescue." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "If i ever find out who he is..." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "Okay, dukey, save it for the ring." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "I'm sorry." "You're right." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "You always know how to talk me down." "It was really nice of you to drive us to school today." "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "You're hiding something." "I think i know what it is." "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "You do?" "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "Yeah." "Lauren got elected class president over you." "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "She's played the inter-sex card, okay?" "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "The school will turn on her when they see her radical..." "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "Agenda." "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "All right, you're next." "Step forward, please." "You okay?" "I'm being all shrimpy, and you seem distracted." "Student ids, please." "Uh, i threw mine away last year." "Student ids, please." "Horrible pic." "I tried this new eyebrow-raise thing," "Student ids, please." "And it did not work." "Student ids, please." "Penny, we got another one." "Student ids, please." "It's okay." "This young man is a student." "Student ids, please." "What about this yahoo?" "Student ids, please." "Uh, he's not a student." "Student ids, please." "This is my professional mma fighter boyfriend." "Student ids, please." "Now i've seen everything." "Student ids, please." "Penelope, what the [bleep] was that?" "Student ids, please." "I know." "I'm sorry." "Student ids, please." "Trust me, i didn't hire him." "Student ids, please." "Then who did?" "Student ids, please." "The new principal." "Student ids, please." "This is a perfect opportunity" "To prop up your softening poll numbers." "This is a perfect opportunity" "What are you talking about?" "People love me." "This is a perfect opportunity" "People love the idea of you." "The reality?" "Not so much." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Everyone had hopes" "This is a perfect opportunity" "That you would be a more inspirational leader." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Perhaps if you talked more about being inter-sex." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Zip." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Okay, then talk about how theo betr" "This is a perfect opportunity" "Zip." "We discussed this." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Public figure, private person." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Okay." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Then your only other option" "This is a perfect opportunity" "Is to stand up to this new principal." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Rally the school behind you." "This is a perfect opportunity" "I'm sorry, wendy." "This is a perfect opportunity" "We'll have to pause this conversation." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Someone is sitting at our table." "This is a perfect opportunity" "Pipe down, evita." "This is a perfect opportunity" "There are no reserved tables in the cafeteria." "This is a perfect opportunity" "There are now." "I enacted the measure last week." "This is a perfect opportunity" "So, if you don't mind..." "This is a perfect opportunity" "You know what, lauren?" "I'm so glad" "You have something to cling to" "You know what, lauren?" "I'm so glad" "Since theo's tragic betrayal." "You know what, lauren?" "I'm so glad" "But don't forget who really calls the shots around here--me." "You know what, lauren?" "I'm so glad [both laugh]" "You know what, lauren?" "I'm so glad" "(lauren) oh, shane." "You know what, lauren?" "I'm so glad" "Bitter really suits you." "You know what, lauren?" "I'm so glad" "Hey." " Can we talk about karma?" " Can we talk about karma?" "Hey." " You go." " You go." "Ladies first." "Hey." " I will cut you." " Then i'll go first." "Hey." "Karma says that she's forgiven us, but i don't think she has." "Hey." "I know." "She called these necklaces childish." "Hey." "Well, she has a point." "Hey." "Didn't you win them playing skee-ball?" "Hey." "No." "It was the claw machine." "Hey." "[penelope on pa] attention, all students," "Hey." "Please make your way to the quad for a mandatory assembly." "Hey." " Ladies first." " Ugh!" "Hey." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "Is to lose yourself in service." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "And i look forward to serving you as hester's new..." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself [gulps] vice principal." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "As of today, we have a new leader" "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "Principal turner." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "(boy) what's the deal?" "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "Thank you, vice principal beaver." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "It's bevier." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "Kids, i'll be honest with you." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "I am not an inspirational leader." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "I'm not here to tell you to dream big" "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "Or reach for the stars or any of that bullcrap." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "The recent drug bust exposed a school" "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "With dangerously loose academic standards" "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "And a complete disregard" "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "For how things are done in the real world." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "I am here to fix that." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "Trust that it's for your own good." "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself [crowd booing]" "Gandhi once said the best way to find yourself" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "You must let me give you a tour." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "And, no, i won't take no for an answer." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "We got to stop this guy." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Let's meet after school and come up with a plan." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Uh, i can't today." "I've got to go to the dentist." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "This is important." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "I heard he turned the art studio into a storage room." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "And i'm really upset about it." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "But he books up weeks in advance." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "[sighs] penelope." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "That guy's going to destroy everything" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "This school stands for." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "You don't think that i know that?" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "But i barely kept my job, and i have three cats to feed." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "I'm sorry." "There's nothing i can do." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "But if a certain student leader" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Were to rally the school in protest." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Okay, i'm blushing." "Stop." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." " I'll do it." " You're gonna talk to lauren." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Thank you." "I got to keep my hands clean." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "You want to talk about what's wrong?" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "[sighs] well, let's see." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Now i'm not just the girl who lied about being a lesbian," "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "[sighs] i'm also the daughter of the drug dealers" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Who destroyed the school." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." " So fun." " You're having feelings." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "How about i'll come over after school" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "And we'll eat them together?" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Isn't today your mom's meatless meat loaf monday?" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "[chuckles] oh, uh, that got canceled." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Mom's got a really bad hangnail." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "It's infected." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Trust me, you don't want her hands in your food." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Bye." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "(man) skwerkel headquarters." "Please hold." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." " Hey, liam!" " Hey, janet." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." " How's your husband's bunion?" " Doctor says it isn't infected." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "Oh, good." "I was worried." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "We meet again, young jedi." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "[both imitating lightsabers whooshing]" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "I'll never join you on the dark side." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "We'll see." "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "[both grunting]" "Lauren cooper, sophomore class president." "[grunts]" "Nice move, booker." "[grunts]" "Okay, back to work." "[grunts]" " You mean back to skwerk." "[both laugh] [grunts]" "Hey, yoda." "[grunts]" "Do you know where the interns sit?" "[grunts]" "Yeah." "I do, because that is where i sit." "[grunts]" "It's this way." "[grunts]" "My name's liam." "[grunts]" "Zita." "[grunts]" "So, what brings you to skwerkel, zita?" "[grunts]" "Uh, last week i popped the wrong pills [grunts]" "And wrecked my dad's precious tesla." "[grunts]" "So it was either an internship here [grunts]" "Or boarding school in florida." "[grunts]" "And not miami." "Tampa." "[grunts]" "So here i am." "Yay." "[grunts]" "Well, we're in the same boat, [grunts] 'cause i, too, am here against my will." "[grunts]" "Right." "[grunts] [scoffs] [grunts]" "The school converted the football field [grunts]" "Into an organic vegetable garden." "[grunts]" " You got to be kidding." " That's just the beginning." "[grunts]" "They replaced ap calculus with yarn arts." "[grunts]" "Everyone had to knit a sweater for the final." "[grunts]" "I couldn't make this shi--stuff up." "[grunts]" "Miss cooper, [grunts]" "You seem as horrified by this place as i am." "[grunts]" "How were you possibly elected president of your class?" "[grunts]" "Because i've learned how to manipulate these idiots." "[grunts]" " And, boy, do you need my help." " Oh, do i?" "[grunts]" "You've got to get the students on your side [grunts]" "Before there's a protest." "[grunts]" "Trust me, we're barely in class as it is." "[grunts]" "Hey, boo-boo." "Miss me?" "Hey, boo-boo." "Uh, amy, what are you doing here?" "Hey, boo-boo." "Oh, well, it took me four years to read fifty shades," "Hey, boo-boo." "And i figured you'd want it back, stat." "Hey, boo-boo." "What is happening here?" "Hey, boo-boo." "Where are all your things?" "You love things." "Hey, boo-boo." "Uh, you know, spring cleaning." "Hey, boo-boo." "Out with the old, in with the new." "Hey, boo-boo." "Oh." "Sorry." "I, um--i can come back." "Hey, boo-boo." "Why are you here now?" "Who's this?" "Hey, boo-boo." "Uh..." "Felix here" "Is my new..." "Uh..." "Felix here" "Gbf." "Uh..." "Felix here" "He's helping me take my wardrobe from drab to fab." "Uh..." "Felix here" "Isn't that right, felix?" "Uh..." "Felix here" "Yes, i am." "Uh..." "Felix here" "And not only am i gay," "Uh..." "Felix here" "I am also a walking stereotype." "Uh..." "Felix here [karma laughs]" "Uh..." "Felix here" "Oh, you're so dramatic, felix." "Uh..." "Felix here" "Uh, we have a lot of work to do." "Uh..." "Felix here" "So i will call you tomorrow, yeah?" "Uh..." "Felix here" "But..." "Uh..." "Felix here" "Yeah." "All right." "Bye." "Uh..." "Felix here" "I can't believe you told her i was gay." "Do you think she bought it?" "I can't believe you told her i was gay." "Students of hester high," "There are certain personal freedoms" "Students of hester high," "You will no longer be able to enjoy." "Students of hester high," "Are you tired of being treated like a criminal?" "Students of hester high," "I'm lauren cooper, and i feel the same way." "Students of hester high," "I mean, what's the point of having lockers" "Students of hester high," "If there are no doors on them, am i right?" "Students of hester high," "We're not allowed to park on campus anymore." "Students of hester high," "And worst of all, we have to carry these." "Students of hester high," "It's inhumane." "Students of hester high," "Why should all of us be punished for the crimes of a few?" "Students of hester high," "That's why i worked with principal turner" "Students of hester high," "To create hester's new verified program." "Students of hester high," "Now i can drive to school and use a normal backpack." "Students of hester high," "I have all of the freedoms i enjoyed before." "Students of hester high," "And getting verified is simple." "Students of hester high," "Just sign the new code of conduct," "Students of hester high," "Get fingerprinted, and agree to random drug tests," "Students of hester high," "Because if we have nothing to hide," "Students of hester high," "What's the big deal?" "Students of hester high," ""what's the big deal"?" "Is she serious?" "Students of hester high," "Hey, nobody's going to fall for that." "Students of hester high," "Congratulations." "You're verified." "Students of hester high," "What is happening?" "Students of hester high," "Hey, shane, have you met karma's new mysterious gay friend?" "Students of hester high," "Are you kidding me?" "Is he full of witty retorts?" "Students of hester high," "How's his fashion sense?" "Is he cute?" "Cuter than me?" "Students of hester high," "I don't know." "I only met him once." "Students of hester high," " His name is felix." " Felix." "Students of hester high," "Oh, the new guy in my yarn arts class?" "Students of hester high," "Oh, thank god he's not gay." "Students of hester high," "You're sure?" "Students of hester high," "Trust me." "My gaydar is 100% accurate." "Students of hester high," "Well, with guys." "Students of hester high," "If that's true, then why would he fake being gay?" "Students of hester high," "Yeah." "Who would do such a terrible thing?" "Students of hester high," "He's karma-ing karma." "Students of hester high," "He's pretending to be gay so he can gain her trust" "Students of hester high," "And seduce her." "Students of hester high," "Uh-huh." "Will you excuse me one second?" "Students of hester high," "(lauren) hi, brenda." "Students of hester high," "Thumbprint." "Students of hester high," "Brenda, what the [bleep]?" "You're getting verified?" "Students of hester high," "I'm sorry, shane." "I just really need the parking." "Students of hester high," "You should join her." "It's easy." "Students of hester high," "Just click here to accept the terms and conditions." "Students of hester high," "If you don't mind, i'd prefer to read them first." "Students of hester high," "What?" "Have any of guys read this?" "What?" "This is longer than my grandma's christmas letter." "What?" "They want us to play by their rules." "What?" "But hester high has always been about breaking the rules." "What?" "We question tradition." "We trust each other." "What?" "We stand up for the little guy." "Can i get an amen, brenda?" "What?" " Amen." " You guys, there's no need" "What?" "For another silly protest." "They never work anyway." "What?" "Maybe that's because they've never been" "What?" "As epic as this one." "What?" "Fellow students, if principal turner" "What?" "Wants to strip us of our rights," "What?" "Then maybe we should strip to protect them." "What?" "Naked protest!" "Naked protest!" "What?" "(all) naked protest!" "Naked protest!" "Naked protest!" "What?" "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "We had to use the service elevator." "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough, [both laughing]" "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "Oh, son." "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "I dropped by to tell you" "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "I heard you're doing great work, and you're late." "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "What are the odds?" "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "I was held up at school." "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "Mm." "Well, luckily, zita's been a delightful distraction." "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough, [sighs]" "And then, as if the day wasn't bad enough," "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "He's kind of hot." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "What?" "It's true." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "You could tell he'd be into it." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." " Oh!" " Sheesh." "Such a prude." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "Trust me, not a prude." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "And stay far away from that man." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "He eats children's souls for breakfast." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "Wow." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "You really don't like him." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." " Booker, skwerking hard?" " Hardly skwerking." "You didn't tell me your dad was the ceo." "These people actually enjoy working here." " I can't piss all over that." " Hmm." "These people actually enjoy working here." "Well, if you really hate it so much," "These people actually enjoy working here." "Then why are you here?" "These people actually enjoy working here." "That is a long story." "These people actually enjoy working here." "Sounds juicy." "Take your time." "These people actually enjoy working here." "Embellish the good parts." "These people actually enjoy working here." "Oh, come on." "You can trust me." "These people actually enjoy working here." "Who am i going to tell?" "All my friends are in rehab." "These people actually enjoy working here." "Okay." "Um, where do i begin?" "These people actually enjoy working here." "All right, hester, when i say "we have nothing to hide,"" "These people actually enjoy working here." "Everyone take off your clothes." "These people actually enjoy working here." "N-u-d-e!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "(all) you can't take my rights from me!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "N-u-d-e!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "You can't take my rights from me!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "N-u-d-e!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "You can't take my rights from me!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "N-u-d-e!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "You can't take my rights from me!" "These people actually enjoy working here." " We need to talk." " N-u-d-e!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "(all) you can't take my rights from me!" "These people actually enjoy working here." "Lauren, it's not too late." "Go tell them you made a mistake." "These people actually enjoy working here." "But i didn't, wendy." "These people actually enjoy working here." "I support everything principal turner is doing." "These people actually enjoy working here." "You're not the same candidate i voted for." "These people actually enjoy working here." " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" " Are you doing here?" " You blocked my calls." " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" "I need to tell you that i lied to you." " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" "Yeah, i know." "How stupid do you think i am?" " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" "No." "When you asked if any of it was real," " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" "I only said no because my boss was listening." " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" "I don't know what game you're playing," " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" "But it's not going to work." " Lauren." " What the [bleep]" "(all) n-u-d-e!" "You can't take my rights from me!" "(all) n-u-d-e!" "All right, students!" "(all) n-u-d-e!" "You have ten seconds to disperse." "(all) n-u-d-e!" "After that, everyone here" "(all) n-u-d-e!" "Will receive saturday detention for a month." "(all) n-u-d-e!" "(girl) is he for real?" "(all) n-u-d-e!" "I know you all hate these new rules." "A real politician would get up here" "I know you all hate these new rules." "And tell you they hate them too, but i won't pander," "I know you all hate these new rules." "Especially when that's not how i feel." "I know you all hate these new rules." "Hester isn't the same place it used to be." "I know you all hate these new rules." "Nobody knows that better than me." "I know you all hate these new rules." "We were humiliated." "We were used." "[students murmuring]" "We were humiliated." "We were used." "We were betrayed." "We were humiliated." "We were used." "[murmuring continues]" "We were humiliated." "We were used." "These rules are here to protect us," "We were humiliated." "We were used." "Because we can't let our guard down like that again." "We were humiliated." "We were used." "[feedback whines] - protect us from what, lauren?" "We were humiliated." "We were used." "We have nothing to hide." "We were humiliated." "We were used." "[all gasp]" "What the [bleep]?" "And even though all she wants to be" "What the [bleep]?" "Is friends with benefits right now," "What the [bleep]?" "I know that if i wait it out, she'll forgive me." "What the [bleep]?" "Mm, i hate to be blunt, but..." "What the [bleep]?" "Actually, i love to be blunt, because i speak the truth," "What the [bleep]?" "And you need to hear it." "Give up." "What the [bleep]?" "No, no, no." "You don't know her." "What the [bleep]?" "I don't need to." "You screwed her best friend." "What the [bleep]?" "Game over." "It's a lost cause." "What the [bleep]?" "Not us, okay?" "We have something special." "What the [bleep]?" "Oh, liam, how can be so rich and so naïve?" "What the [bleep]?" "[cell phone beeps]" "What the [bleep]?" "5:00." "We're free." "What the [bleep]?" "[sighs]" "What the [bleep]?" "Whoa." "Hey, hey." "I just had to get you alone." "Whoa." "Hey, hey." "I..." "Whoa." "Hey, hey." "Can't stop thinking about you." "Whoa." "Hey, hey." "I get mistaken for other people a lot." "Whoa." "Hey, hey." "I have a pretty common face." "Whoa." "Hey, hey." "[laughs]" "Whoa." "Hey, hey." "Come on." "Tell me you didn't feel the connection" "Come on." "Between us last night." "Come on." "It was electric." "Come on." "It was?" "Come on." "I mean, it was..." "Come on." "So electric." "Come on." "But i thought you were a lesbian." "Come on." "Ah, ah, ah, ah." "Come on." "I've never labeled myself." "Come on." "I'm more attracted to the person." "Come on." "And you are a person" "Come on." "To whom i am definitely attracted." "Come on." "And i think the feeling is mutual." "Come on." "If only you weren't gay." "Come on." "Uh, yeah." "Um, about that." "Uh, yeah." "What the [bleep] is going on?" "Uh, yeah." "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" "Just when i thought i could trust you again." "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" "You can." "I was just exposing felix for the fraud that he is." "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" "He's straight." "He was only pretending to be gay" "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" " So he could seduce you." " Whoa!" "What?" "Wait a second." "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" "I am straight, yeah." "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" "But i would never do something like that." "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" "What kind of person would?" "Is it your goal to seduce every guy in my life?" "Well, i can't believe" "You lied to me." "Well, i can't believe" "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "I'm sorry, i can't go along with this anymore." "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "If you're not going to tell her, then i will." "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "[sighs]" "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "Tell me what?" "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "Why i was in her bedroom last night." "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "Because..." "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "It's not my bedroom anymore." "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "It's his." "Okay." "No, i'm sorry." "There we go." "I'm going to leave you two alone." "There we go." "I don't understand." "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "So broke that we had to rent out our house to felix's family." "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "So we're basically homeless, only we own a home." "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "We just can't afford to live in it." "Since the drug bust, we're broke... [sighs]" "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "I'm sorry." "Why didn't you tell me?" "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "I'm living in the juice truck in my backyard." "It's humiliating." "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "There's nothing humiliating about it." "It's not your fault." "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "Now, those bangs you got in fourth grade," "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "That was humiliating." "Since the drug bust, we're broke..." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "But we just got through some really heavy stuff." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "Exactly." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "And we're so much stronger because of it." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "You're my best friend." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "We don't need these childish necklaces to prove it." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "I don't think they're childish." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "I lost mine when we were moving everything into storage." "You can get through this, but you have to let me help." "Well..." "We can share mine." "Well..." "Really?" "Well..." " Mm-hmm." " [chuckles]" "Well..." "Ooh, it'll be like the sisterhood of the traveling pants." "Well..." "No, it's not." "Well..." "Hey, karma?" "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "But i just wanted to tell you" "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "That i told a friend our story today," "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "And they called me naïve because i still have hope for us." "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "I love you, and i'm not giving up." "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "And if you can't find your hope right now," "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "Then that's okay," "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "Because i have enough for us both." "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "Look, buddy, i don't know what you heard," "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "But i'm not gay." "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "What are you doing in karma's room?" "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "You should talk to her about that tomorrow." "Hey, hey, i know it's late," "Felix." "Who was that?" "Felix." "Wrong number, dad." "Felix." "Don't worry about it." "Felix." " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" "How they're down a cater waiter tonight." " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" " Liam's here." " Crap, my ex is here too." " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" "If you want to get back at theo," " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" "Why don't you just go to his new school and out him as a narc?" " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" "This is zita." "We're going to go get friendly in the bathroom." " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" "What if i got revenge on your ex and you got revenge on mine?" " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" "Attention, baldwin high!" " I need a job." " Reagan was saying" "There's something you all should know about jimmy." " I need a job." " Reagan was saying"