"Subtitles downloaded from Podnapisi.NET" " Please." " Thank you." " Do You Like this?" " A lot." " It's beautiful." " Yes, yes." "Look, love, it's late." "My uncles are coming." "Come on." "Yes, but if they do not like me, what will we do?" " Love, but what do you care?" " Be '..." " You are so beautiful!" "You just have to be yourself." "Do not worry." "They are important people." "Maybe a little ' severe, but not put off." "They are nice." "From next week I will be working in their company." "I do not want to say or do things that could compromise This wonderful opportunity they offer." " Will do nicely." "To like, trusted." " Are you?" " Of course." "Listen, to the speech that we used to train..." "Yes, probably Pordenone I will miss But it is a job that you can not refuse." "Do you realize!" "If all goes well, we will live in Rome." "Frequenteremo the beautiful people." "We will have children." "And maybe one day we will have a villa with servants, as my uncles." "Yes, but I have to go to the hairdresser." "I look like a teacher provincial with this hair and I do not." " I would be a little 'more chic." " E'tardi." "Now you have to go?" " It takes me a moment." "I do soon." " I would not make them wait..." " Okay." "Hurry though, eh?" " Okay." " Goodbye" " Hurry up, eh." "I'm sorry, the hairdresser is full." " There is no one else around here?" " Sure." "You leave the building, go to the right, the second left Pass under an arch, and after the arch, immediately to the right, there is a bridge." "After the bridge, the first left, straight ahead." " If it is on the right." " Thank you." "This honey to the square of Rome put it in the middle." "Two euro and 18!" "But it is!" "Oh!" "Come on, finish your breakfast." "Thank you." "You have to eat." "Camilla where is it?" "Did you see?" "Do you know why there's all this unemployment?" " Because people are pissed for the latest technologies." " Yes" " What movie do?" " Is it too!" " Mangia!" "Always late!" "wherefore the world goes, eventually everything the planet speak Chinese." "According to me." " Who wants your opinion!" " I told you." "Do not give a damn about anyone of what we think." " We just have to pay taxes." " We pay taxes. - "Eye"." "Look who it is." "Where were you when I was in the elevator closed two hours?" "Being young and unmarried..." "Or, at least, one of the two." " Did you see when he did so?" " Be '?" " Beautiful!" " Do not combineresti nothing." " Why?" " The weekend passes them on his head." " But when?" " always." " If you want my opinion..." " Again!" " Can I say something?" "!" "I think..." " Is an enigmatic film, very interesting." " I did not understand anything." "It is the most beautiful of "The King's Speech. "" " What tartagliava it was more beautiful." " What do you mean?" " I do not understand." " E'voluto author." " Why?" "!" " Not at all wanted!" " The incomprehensibility of life..." " Let's eat?" " Did you see that shot..." " Yes" " If I had to vote for an Oscar, not I would have doubts." " But you do not vote..." " Who is it?" "Maria!" " I want to see." " If I had to vote..." "I did not understand, but I think Brad Pitt." ""Questasettimana interviewing TonyBlalr... "" ""..." "The winner of Miss Universe and Johnny Depp. "" "Excuse me..." "Excuse me, can you tell me where is because of the pen?" "Er..." "Er..." "Ah, yes... ah, yes..." "Well, take the first right." " Take a hundred meters." " Yes" " You will find an ice cream parlor." "Then go on that way for 50 meters and Livada..." "left." " Thank you." " Please." "At the next traffic light crossing the road." "There is a seafood restaurant, can not go wrong." "It is still on, turn right, then another 100 meters and turn right again." " Do you follow me?" " Yes, yes, thank you." "Thank you." " Please." " Congratulations." " Yes?" " I have your super gift." " What gift?" " A special gift for a special man." " What would this special gift ?" " It's me." "Is already all paid for." "I'm all yours, all yours." " Look, there must be a mistake." " Perqualunque what you want." " Ah, yes?" "Please, go away." " I can not." "Those upset." " Who?" "!" " They told me that you're stressed and you'd be surprised." " But you are the lucky winner." " Winner of what?" "!" " The winner of the bet." " But what bet!" "Domi and Fabio have paid me and told me to congratulate you." "What they were wrong and that you need accept their apologies." " These two gentlemen do not know them." "Can go out?" " I can not speak." " I am here to fulfill your dreams." " Where you going?" "!" "Please, Miss, can go out?" "But you're Mr. Debroca, room 504." "I'm not Mr. Debroca and the room is right." " You, please, leave now..." " Is anyone there?" " Sorry, sorry." " I told you to wait." "No, it is not what you think." "Have a seat, please." "We were to meet at noon, the door was open..." " So do not enter without knocking!" " Nice way to meet your wife!" " It is not my wife." " No!" "I hope you're joking." "Of course I'm kidding." "Is my wife." "I am Uncle Paul." "Giovanna." "Uncle Sal." "Aunt Rita." "Anna." " Anna!" "But do not call Milly!" " Milly!" "Be '..." "Milly, of course, Milly." "Anna is the second name." " Milly!" " Milly." "We are waiting below, do not worry." "Come on." " Paul..." " Yes" " Yes, yes." " AAfter." "I want to die!" "My life is over!" "I am ruined!" "Tell him the truth, that there was a mistake ." "But how?" "!" "They've seen on the bed!" "I am in my underwear..." "You will understand..." "Those think..." "Do not ever convince them, is useless." "'ll Think I called an escort." "Why do you jumped on him!" "I was paid to make love with Mr. Debroca." " And leave the door open!" " Yes" " Are you an idiot?" " I thought it was closed." "These are believed upscale authorized to everything." "Milly's coming." "We have to get out of here." "You have to pretend to be my wife." "I pretend to be your wife?" "I'm not an actress." " And what's more, I've just called "idiot"." " I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "I need your help, because if he comes Milly, I'll jump out the window." " Do not you understand that sooner or later discover everything?" " Are you?" "I need time, then I invent something." "It is important that we leave immediately and go away." "What's the matter?" "!" "Are you crazy!" "Go!" "You have the wrong person!" "Sofia!" "Sofia!" " Sofia!" "But what happens!" " What do you want?" "!" "call the police!" "Go away!" "I am a serious person!" "I'm going to work!" "I have to go to work!" "These are crazy!" " What is this car?" "!" " Getting late to study!" " But I'm late for work!" " Venga." " Sofia!" " Have a seat." "Sofia... come along." "Hello and welcome to TG3." "Today we have a special guest:" "Leopoldo Pisanello." " Welcome, Mr. Pisanello." "Welcome to TG3." " Thank you, yes..." "Excuse me, but why am I here?" "To answer our questions, to our interview." " What did you have for breakfast?" " I!" "Er... white coffee and two slices of bread with butter and jam ." "Two slices of bread..." "And how?" "Good... roasted." " Ah, so you prefer toast." " Yes, that's right, yes." "Why?" "I ask him?" "Mah .. uh..." "I do not know." "Just like that I usually prefer the toast." " White or wholemeal?" " White." "So we can say without a shadow of a doubt Leopold Pisanello prefer two slices of toast." "Yes, and a latte... without sugar." "The beard has done before or after breakfast?" " Er..." " Extraordinary!" " I!" "It!" "Still here!" "Enough!" "Go!" "Sofia!" "Sofia!" "Go away!" "Leopoldo!" "You were great!" " The phone never stopped ringing ." " Yes, but..." "You want the news of tomorrow 20:00." " What are you saying!" "I!" "But why?" "!" " You're famous!" "The time has fled... and die in despair!" "And die in despair!" "And I amatoma the tantola life!" "win!" "Oh!" "It is a psychiatrist!" " What do you call the hotel?" " I do not remember." " It is in the center?" " Yes, more or less." "Was... was red..." "Here." "Sorry for the delay." "We have been waiting for." "Er... yes... uh..." "You could not get..." "Something simpler?" "We need to meet people rather important." " We like you dressed like that." " How!" "But some of our fellow may not understand." " I lost my suitcase in the train, then that's it." " Ah, well." "Um..." "Well, we have organized a trip private Vatican." " Beautiful." "True love?" " Yes, I know him well." " Come on, then." " I hope that do enter." " I do not do so enter!" " Miss... are you okay?" " Yes, yes, thank you." "Thanks, but..." "Oh, but... but... but she is..." "But she is Pia Fusari?" "He recognized?" "Yes, but you..." "Oh, my God, but she is one of my favorite actresses!" "I'm flattered." "But as you walk down the street here like a normal person?" "We're making a movie here." " Will you come to see?" " I!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Oh..." "But that is Juliet Falcone!" "No!" "There Luca Jump!" "I love Luke Salta, is so charismatic!" "No, I do not believe it!" "It's amazing: he painted the ceiling lying on scaffolding." "Working all the time lying on my back!" "I can not imagine!" "I do, perfectly." "Please sit down, Mr. Pisanello." " This will be his new office." " My new office!" "Ma .. but I'm an employee." "Very funny." "Serafina, come." "Look famous person we have in our company." " Good morning." " You take care of her, with everything they need." " All day." " With pleasure." " Thank you." " You will take care of me all day?" " Yes" " Whatever he needed, I'm here." " Yes" "Calm down." " How did it go his day?" " My day?" " Yes" "It went well." "I spilled coffee on it is certain documents, but I've taken on the fly." "For the rest, well, well, well." "Have you heard?" "Mr. Pisanello happened to spill the coffee." "But his reflexes avoided the tragedy With the probable loss of human lives." "But why has spilled coffee?" "Will be the deepening of the news of 21:00, with distinguished guests What the leaders of Illy, the ambassador of Brazil and the UN." "Mr. Pisanello a statement." " A statement!" " Yes, a statement." " A statement... so?" " Tell us something." " So?" "I think..." "I think..." "Ah, maybe it's raining." "You heard it." "Pisanello Leopold says it could rain." "Can you tell us how to sleep tonight?" "I normally sleep on my back." "Leopoldo Pisanello sleep on your back." "Have you ever slept on the stomach?" "No, I suffer a bit 'of gastritis." "Not a serious thing..." " On the belly I do not like." "It will be..." " How much?" " But enough!" "Please!" "Stop it!" " It's important!" " Enough!" "But enough!" "Go!" "What do you want?" "!" "How to sleep..." "What do you think?" "I only have these printed dresses dime." "I have to buy something now that you're so famous." "Sofia, I'm tired, I have a headache." "Forget it." "I had a terrible day." "Do not go to the premiere of the film." "How!" "But we must go!" "We keep to our presence." "Sofia, but who?" "!" "But who cares!" "Would you tell me that, without Leopoldo Pisanello, do not give the first?" " Sure!" " But Sofia, I am Mr. "Foolish any"." "And you're my wife, the wife of Mr. "Foolish any"." "You said you'd go." "is Gina Francone." "Ah!" "Here Tony Branca." "There he is." "Good evening." "Good evening." "Prejudice." "But who do I see?" "Here it is!" "Leopoldo Pisanello." "is accompanied by the lovely Sofia" "Very elegant, with this dress dime." "Yes, Sofia is wearing a dress printed cotton dime And a coat that seems to take a stand Charity." " Yes, definitely." " And I I've ever... a laddered stocking." "We're checking." "Yes, it is a gap in left stocking." "Lady Pisanello, the ladder, tell us, is desired?" " I have a ladder?" " Yes, is very impressive, very fashionable." "Do not see, Martina?" " Then we will see soon in Cannes?" " Absolutely." " Well, sorry, but there's Gina Franconi." " Please." " Mr. Pisanello." " Yes?" " I Marisa Raguso, his fan." " Thank you." "I think she is very sexy most of all these players "frocetti" Making superhero movies." " Sure." " It would be nice to have a little 'more time to talk." " I would like to know what you think of cultural situation in Italy." " I?" "Tell you what, I'll give you my phone number ." "Call me." " Your Number?" " Anytime." " All right." " Mr. Pisanello, tell us the truth." " Yes" " He wears briefs or boxers?" " Er..." "I boxers, wide, white." " I knew it!" "I always knew!" "Clearly, he is a boxer from her." "Is a fig!" "I knew it!" " Please." " It brings the menu, please?" " Now." "# Nessun dorma!" "Nessun dorma!" "# You, too, o Princess, in your cold room # ..." "# #..." "Watch the stars which tremble with love... #..." "And hope." "# But my secret is hidden within me... #..." "No one will know my name" "# No, no!" "On your mouth # down stars..." "Win!" "# Win!" " If we eat something, we feel definitely better." " I'm not hungry." "Bravo, you were fantastic." "Come, let me introduce a fan of yours unleashed." " Have you seen all your movies." "Milly, right?" " Yes, Milly." " Hi." " I'm sorry." " So you're one of my fans." " Yes" " I have seen all his films." " So I'm flattered, go." " No, it's true." " Yes?" " I believe that she is an amazing actor." "When ratted Arab or terrorist or divorced father..." " I always dreamed of being able to know ." " We have lunch together?" " What?" "You and I!" " Eh." " Together?" " I only have an hour." "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "She is the sexiest man in Rome, second World Film." "Did you know?" "Yes, they told me." " Shall we?" " Yes" "Thank you." " You think you have so many children?" " No, child, no." "You become their slave." "Diapers, schools, diseases..." " Then they grow, they go and do not see them anymore." " It is not so." "For me it was so." "I did not see the time running away from home." "My father was a drug dealer and stole my mother in stores." "What could I do?" "Was not I right?" " Look!" " He's a great actor." " There is this actor:" "Luchino Salta." " Where?" " Yes, that's him." "But he's married." "Who's that with him?" "What's up?" "What is it?" "I'm fine, I'm fine." "I can not believe you are here to lunch with her." "What am I lucky, you know?" "I'd be eating alone now." "No!" "But how alone!" "She is married, there is written all over the papers." "Marriage is like wine:" "it is a wonder if it is good, if not..." "We split up." "The press does not know still a secret." "Course." "No, I would not say nothing, for charity." " What do they do?" " He looks into her eyes." "He wants to tow." "I wish you'd stop looking at me on the set afternoon." "So can you give me your instructions, can you tell me what you think..." "Then, perhaps, let's go to my hotel to talk about it." "Because, interested in my ideas!" " Well, 'but there is something to the contrary?" " No, no." " Ah." " No, absolutely" "Is that Anthony, my husband always says I head in the clouds." "This, perhaps, a bit 'is true, but..." "Not serious about your ideas?" "No, take it seriously, respect them, but in science." "Yes, because I am a teacher of high school ." "I teach astronomy." " But think!" " Yes" "So I doubt that interest my ideas in the arts." "Astronomy, then the sky, the planets, the stars..." " You're... you are..." "Wait, I do not mean ." " I say nothing, for charity." " Are you a scale." " No, I'm Sagittarius." " Oh..." "He took my hand." " You should give him a slap." " No, actually, I'm sure she likes." " Are you hurt?" " No... not." "Good morning." "We are home of Mr. Leopoldo Pisanello." "I'm half past seven, and Mr. Pisanello you are doing the beard:" "...an event that we document in direct from first to last gesture." "Mr. Pisanello you are doing your hair." " Look, just a trim." " She opted for a trim." "We are full, sorry." "There is no place." " You're wrong." "My husband booked yesterday." " There has been a misunderstanding." " How is it possible?" " There is no place." " Okay, back again." " No, Mr. Pisanello." " Be '?" " Please, this way." " What a shame!" " What ways are!" " How dare you!" "We are old customers!" "There will come again!" " Are they right." "Were lined before us." " Nonsense." "Please, this way." "Come in." "I saw you in the office and I could not resist." "They say that power is an aphrodisiac." " And who is he?" " My best friend." "I promised her I'd do love with her after me." "This will be one of the happiest days of his life ." "You know, he cares because he is married." "Mr. Pisanello, for her rules do not count." "She is special." "Love forbids you nonamar." "The man who rejects me your lleve Search the pressure of my hand." "Your eyes say: "I love it", if the lips say: "I will love you. "" "But what "Pagliacci"!" "But what start!" "Which airplane!" " Where do you want to take my husband!" " She is a perfect Traviata." " This is crazy!" " I assure you..." " What does it say?" "!" " Do not listen to her." "We already took away his son and now wants to take away you too!" " Become a real star. - But you can not sing!" " It is not true!" " I do not know how to sing!" " I got it." " Sings only in the shower." " Yes, I know ." " He can not sing." " I got it." " Enough, enough..." " I'll kill him, so I I raise my thought." "We want to introduce people." "Mr. Massucci delegate is the administrator of your company." "Has organized this festival to welcome you." "Is an opportunity to learn about the me of the business community in Rome." "We spoke very highly of you and are eager to meet you." " It would be nice to make a good impression even on wives." " Yes" " Do not drink so much, honey." " It is better that I take a coffee." " Does anybody want?" " No." " Coffee?" " No." "Look who's there!" "Here it is, come on, I want to introduce my nephew." " Good morning!" "Thank you." "Beautiful party." " Meet Antonio." "Pleasure." "She is the famous nephew." "I have heard great things about her." "Say it is perfect for the image of our society." "The image is very important for us." " Do you follow football?" " No." " But are you?" " Yes" " What are you doing here, Anna?" " Milly!" "My wife." " Hello, how are you?" " Well, thank you." " Pleasure." " All my." " Milly." " We go." " Yes" " We're sorry." " Hello." "Coffee?" "Thank you." "With milk, please." " Anna!" " Hello!" " Milly." " Since when?" " I'm Milly." " Ok." " There is my wife." " Do not worry, do not worry." " I was just calling." "That How about Tuesday?" " Usual hours?" " Anna!" " Oh!" " Oh, Lady!" "Hello." "I did not expect to meet you here." " Here are Milly." "Ah, Milly?" "Anyways, 'Milly." "Can you pass me by tomorrow in office about three?" " I do not know, I have no agenda here." " I get it." "If you do not feel it, you'll look at three." " I recommend the black bra..." " Yes" " The thong, that..." " Yes" " But sailing goes there." " No." " Er... hunting?" " No." " Anna, how are you?" " How are you all right!" " Milly." "Milly, Milly." "I'm nervous!" "I can not afford to make a fool of yourself." " Are the most important men in Rome." " Yes, the me." " This is the list of my clients full." " I'm so nervous..." "You're too tense, my friend." "Relax or you are a heart attack." "How do I relax, if my life is falling apart!" "How does your wife put up with you if 're always so nervous?" "Because he loves me for who I am." " This is sbaciucchiava Luchino... what's it called?" " Salta." " Why, sbaciucchiavano!" " Pretty much." "You said that you only held hands." "There must be an explanation, because for me Milly is like Madonna." "The explanation is simple: he is a movie star, a sex symbol." "And Milly is beautiful and has never looked another man." "But you women do not know their own." "Especially those who have a hysterical husband who fears his own shadow." "What the hell had to smooch?" "If he ate with his eyes." "You're probably not able to eat a woman with eyes." "One that makes your job I look like a middle-class idiot." "Your wife was a virgin when you married?" " None of your business." " I bet yes." " We did wild things together." " What do you mean by "wild things"?" "Having sex with the lights on?" "Believe me, I was not a virgin." "I was a virgin." " You need a lesson!" " By whom?" "Certainly not from you." "And why not?" "So everything is already paid for." "It's Free." " There are people." " I do not see anyone." "Smile!" "Smile!" "My God, you can not!" "is my cousin!" "We met by chance." "I do not have anything to declare, nothing." "Come on." "Nothing, nothing!" "Please..." "We met by chance!" "I was waiting for my wife." "Have some respect at least of the procession." "Roberto, do not take it anymore." "But why me, Roberto?" " What's going on?" " Sir, you must resign." " She is a very, very famous ." " But why?" "!" " Look at this, the pills..." "This morning was full." " Ah." " Mamma Mia!" " Why are they famous?" " Why?" "She is famous for being famous." "But I have not done anything, Roberto." "Excuse me, but, according to her, all those who are famous deserve it?" "I do not know!" "You see that you I ask an opinion?" "!" "All asking for my opinion." "I do not know!" "All I ask questions." "My life is a living hell!" "A journalist asked me two days ago if there is God" "I said, "What do I know?" "I do not know" and she is upset." ""Mr. Pisanello not know if there is God" "But I do not know, do not you know!"" "Everyone asks me things..." ""Pisanello"" ""How do you scratch your head?" "With the right or the left?"" ""With both of us. " "Oh, if the scratch with both!"" "They are made private!" "I scratch my head me with the hand that I think." " It is private!" " The way I see it, I do not agree with her." "Being a celebrity, excitement, special privileges The adoring crowds who want his autograph , never make a row..." "Women!" "But you do not know..." "I love it!" "They kneel!" ""Ah, Pisanello!" "How beautiful!" "She is beautiful!"" "They want to be in bed all with me... in three, four..." "I already have my problems in two..." "The wife of a man of his caliber knows he has to share it with the public." "Normality..." "No interrupt me..." "A dialogue without being interrupted..." "Enough!" "Take me home!" "Enough!" "Report you for violation of privacy!" "You are heartless!" "Bravo!" "You're better than what I had imagined." " Why are you so quiet?" " Because I have committed adultery." "Consider it part of your training." "Some things I've never done." " Why not?" " Why Milly I would be upset." "But with me you have not had any problems." "Because I'm a prostitute?" "With you I felt uninhibited." "But now I feel guilty." "Milly would not commit adultery and I never betray." "Maybe you do not mind knowing that you have learned something." "Some things I can do with Milly, it's like a saint." "Yes, like Madonna." "Here the saint you are mica Milly." "Virgin at the wedding you've come to you and not her." " Like this?" " It's beautiful here!" " Want a drink?" " No, thanks, I can not." "But why not?" " Here." " Thank you." "I love the old songs, those of my childhood." " I am very beautiful." " And even as they danced once." "Eh, yes?" " Eh?" " You are very good." " Yes, what do you..." "Ma .. did not want to talk about?" " Nostalgia is my weakness." " The memories are beautiful." "Did he ever tell someone that you're beautiful?" "It is not true, no." "My husband, maybe a time, but a movie actor ever." "Please do not take me for an actor, are a human being like others The same feelings, the same vulnerability, the same desires." "I'm sorry..." "when you kiss those beautiful women in the cinema You seem to me, as I'll explain..." "A crazy man." "A kiss is just fiction film." "Yes, I know, but I've always wondered  I wonder what it would be Luke kissing Salta." "Now you know." " It's fantastic." " I'm beautiful?" " No, more." " Wait now comes the rest." " What else?" "Well ', we do." "At this point I I can not go back." " You're charming." " No, no, no, no." "What a mess!" " I do not see any trouble." " Yes that is a problem." "I would love to make love with you So I could tell my grandchildren something to , but should commit adultery." "Forget the semantics..." "I love you all." "My Lady, I do not know what to do." "I do not know what to do." "I love my husband, but I am so curious ." "Life is so short, there are certain moments already written in destiny." " One is this." " No, wait." "Wait a moment please go to the bathroom." "Do not move, do not move from there." "Do not go." "But who is that?" "Seems interesting!" "We're on the road with Aldo Romano." "E ' is true that a bus driver?" "What do you want, I do not understand?" " It is true that is bringing the clothes in the laundry?" " Yes, but what do you want?" " Do you like the hamburger?" " No, I do not like." " It is a stain on his jacket?" " Yes, it's marinara sauce." " As if procured?" " But I have to tell everyone?" "E'successo while I ate a plate of rigatoni." "What interests you?" " Gabriel, Camilla, Sofia." " Hello, Dad!" " Hello!" " Hello!" "You know it is all over?" "It's back to business as usual, I'm happy." "Now Aldo Romano is all over the news." "Perfesteggiare go to eat a pizza in Velletri." "I'm buying." " Who is it?" " Aldo Romano." "Milly Stay calm, stay calm." "Better to go to bed and have a regret Or just go and have a regret for life?" "What do I do?" "Better remorse, no?" "Better remorse, absolutely." " Yes, better remorse." " Shut up." " What?" " Shut up or I'll kill you." "Now open the door and let's go, hurry ." "Not a word." " Are you ready love?" " Shut and not even open your mouth." "If you do what I say there'll be okay." " Got it?" " Yes" " Then give me the money and jewelry." " You are who I am?" " No, I do not know and I do not give a damn." " You shut up and stop crying." " Here." " Give me your wallet." " But does not rise." " Give me your watch." " Yes" " The clock." " Yes" "Open." "Open, I am in charge of hotel security." "Open, Luke!" "I know you're there." " My wife!" "She is my wife." " Your wife?" " Yes" " But you were separated?" " Oh, the food!" " I do not want to end up like the other woman in the paper." " I'm finished." "Oh..." "Listen to me." "Let's do this..." "Not yet finished." "Let's do this." "You put yourself in to the bathroom and hide in the shower." " I put her in bed." " Yes" " Go and shut the door." " Join." " Yes, good." " Close." "Go to bed." "Open up!" " Now this gentleman, I must explain why he did not open ." " Come on." " Come near the bed." " Did not you hear knocking?" " What's going on?" "Are you crazy?" " Have not you heard?" "But I need to hear?" "I'm here with my girlfriend and I was..." "But she is not the woman's husband?" " But who knows!" " She said it was her husband." "But you're crazy!" "I will sue you!" "Please forgive us and please excuse us." "What have you done?" "I do not understand what is happening." " It was not my fault." " Exit." " Look, that was not my fault." " Madam, be patient!" " I'm sorry." " I call lawyers." " Sorry." " Anyway, I..." " Come, madam." "Thank you." " Did not have to end like this." "I do not know what..." " Have a seat, ma'am." " But..." " Enough!" " Thank you." "Thank you very much." " Imagine." "I take my disorder." "Vado." "In fact here is the clock." "I give also the ring of his own." " Thank you." "Really, thanks." " Thank you." " Thank you very much." " Hello." "Thank you." "Hello." "I can not believe." "Course... right, 're really cute." " What?" " He's right, you're pretty." "Thank you." "Ma .. she is a thief, right?" "Yes, I'm a thief specialized in hotels." " But I also do some mugging." " Oh yeah?" " Ah." "Exciting." " You're exciting." "You know I've never made love with a criminal ?" " My husband is a businessman very respectable." " Yes?" " Yes know what they say, opportunity makes the thief." "We take this opportunity?" " Be '... sure." " Of course." " We're in a hotel room." " We're in bed, you're with the petticoat." " I'm already dressed." " So." " So what?" " So, anyway..." "How nice!" "Tonight there is a preview film." "Can we go without casino and enjoy the film." "We must not put ourselves posing for journalists." " Look, we were not invited." " Ah..." "Then we can stay at home and enjoy the film." "And I no longer have to share you with models, actresses and sexy secretaries." "Ma .." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "I am Leopoldo Pisanello." "Good morning, ma'am, this morning I had breakfast I put the butter on two slices of bread and jam ." "Then I made the cream with the shaving gel ." "Because I do so the beard, with gel." "I really like the cream." "I am Leopoldo Pisanello." "Good morning." "Want an autograph?" "I Leopoldo Pisanello." "You want it?" "I Leopoldo Pisanello." "Lady!" "I give you a scoop:" "I wear boxers." "Do you want them to see?" "Do you want them to see the boxer?" "Here they are." "I wear white boxers and wide." "Here they are." "It's a scoop!" "Lady!" "Are Leopoldo Pisanello." "Do you think it's better a trim?" "And she's my wife." "Mrs. , look has stretch marks." "The ladder in the stocking is fashionable." "It "trend" the ladder." "Want to see Pisanello on one leg alone?" "Here it is, on one leg." "Is a great scoop, this morning I had breakfast..." "Just paparazzi!" "Just paparazzi!" "Enough!" " Excuse me, but I know you." " Yes .." " Yes, I remember the face." "She was not..." "What was his name?" " I Leopoldo Pisanello." " That's it." " You want an autograph?" " Yes If you want to..." "Tenga." " I'll give you an autograph." " Please." " I Leopoldo Pisanello, if you remember." " Thank you." " It's me." " You see?" " Yes, let's go home, there are children." " Come on." "Here, here." "He surely remember me." "This gentleman once, I acted as driver." "Right?" " Yes" " Here." " I told you:" ""Life is sometimes very cruel. "" "It does not give satisfaction nor to those who are rich and famous Or who is poor and unknown." "But to be rich and famous, between the two, is definitely better." " Goodbye." " Goodbye." " Thank you." " Lord." " Goodbye." "Come on." " You know what he said?" " Yes, I understand..." "I get it." " Milly?" "Milly?" " But where are finished?" "I was worried." " What happened to you?" " I went in and I found you." "Then I lost the phone, I'm lost for Rome." "But you do that to you?" "My uncles I have organized every minutes." " At least it went well?" " We're going home." " As at home?" " Yes, let's go back to Pordenone." " But we just got here." " Does not matter." "I do not want to see my uncles and their friends jerks." "I do not want that job." "I want my old job back." "Maybe we will not be rich, but we will have a better life ." " Ate always like to teach?" " Yes Yes, but..." " No "but"." "We now return home and we will have a life A life much better, with children." "I also..." "I can paint a little. '" "Okay." "I'm surprised." "I do not know what to tell you." "Do not say anything." "Make love?" " How?" " Before leaving, perfesteggiare." "Now I'll teach you something about the stars." " I sconvolgerò." "Do not be surprised." " Sconvolgimi." "# accordandi I speak?" "# # A great show for twenty-three hours." "Put ​​on your costume... #..." "And faccla flour." "# The people pay and they want to laugh." "# # And if Harlequin shall steal Colomblna... #..." "Laugh, Clown... #..." "And everyone t'applaudirà." "# Laugh, clown... #..." "Your love is broken." "Laugh." " No!" " The name!" " Devil!" "But really..." " What are you doing?" " To you!" "To you!" "In the throes of death you will tell!" " Help!" " Edda!" "Ah, are you?" "So be it!" "The play is over."