"[ School Bell Ringing ] [ Chattering, Laughing ]" " [ Chattering ] - [ Door Opens ]" "You"re tearing it apart So fuck you" "Now I"m blue" "You"re tearing it apart But fuck you" "You"re tearing it apart Ooh, ooh" "You"re breaking my glasses too" "There"s no one to blame So fuck you" "[ Rock And Roll ]" "Hey, guys, wait for me." "[ Girl ] "Never had she wanted a man this much." "Let"s rock, rock it!" "Hey!" "Bubba!" "Don"t throw "em so fast." "I got it." "I got one." "Ooh!" "[ Laughing ]" " Betsy." " [ Betsy ] Hi,Jordan." "until my roommate finishes ironing my blouse." "We"re gonna rock this town rock it inside out" "[ Betsy ] Naked pink." "We"re gonna rock this town rock it inside out" "Thanks for the nail polish, Chrissie." "Hmm." "[ Girls Laughing ]" "[ Man ] Iheardyousay no" "But your eyes said go" "I heard you say no" "Just try this." "Here." "Come on." "I"msoglad Ifoundyou" "Do you wanna dance?" "Do you wanna dance?" "You wanna dance?" "You hear me shaking" "I heard you say no" "But your eyes said go" " Oh!" " [ Cheering ]" "Uh, good evening." "[ Drumroll ]" "[ Cheering ]" "[ Cheering ]" "And hold out your hand" "I love you, Jim." "I love you too, Chris." "Just one touch means more than words can say" "And I know I"m gonna stay" "For always" "Means more than words can say" "For always" "Pleasure to meet you, ma"am." "Tomorrow in riding class, I begin my campaign." "Ladies, I think these drawings will take your breath away." "Illegal use of the hands!" "Right this way to my office, ladies." "Shh." "[ Wheezes, Coughs ]" "Douche Bag"s office." "Douche Bag Hall." "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Chuckles ]" "[ Growls ]" "Foreplay." "Is that enough?" "I guess so." "Mmm." "which, in your generosity and-- [ Screams ]" " [ Grunts ] - [ Belches ]" "The American girl" "She"s such a mystery to me" "The American girl" "on the mechanics of sexual intercourse." "[ Girls Laughing ]" "Rita, take care of the blinds, please." "How was I?" "Terrific." "[ Rock ]" "It"s where my parents stayed on their honeymoon." "God, this is gonna be wonderful." "It"s so perfect." "Me?" "Doubts?" "What, are you kidding me?" "I need love" "That"s the finest example of bareback riding I"ve ever seen." "Okay." "Sophisticated." "Sophisticated." "Whoo!" "[ Laughing ]" "Yep." "Your dentist." "Did you get them?" "I"ll do it." "Yeah." "Uh, n-- I"ll take them." "and going on my way, thank you." " You have five bucks?" " Go on." "[ Both Clucking ]" "I"m gonna hang up and beat the shit out of both of you." "[ Clucking ]" "[ Kissing, Laughs ]" "[ Laughing ]" "Because Jordan thinks length." "[ Laughs ]" "[ Chattering ]" "Who slammed?" "Hey, Jordan, how"s it going?" "Cut it out with the slamming!" "[ Laughing ]" "You are bad." "Now this is it." "This is the last straw." "[ All Protesting ] Silence!" "Dismissed!" "Run along, dear." "[ Exhales ] Oh, dear." "Oh." "Consumed in moderation, alcohol is perfectly harmless." "Watch." "Hmm." "[ Gulps ]" "There you are, dear." "Mm-hmm." "Hmm." "Thank you, Miss Dutchbok." "By tomorrow, we"ll have forgotten all of this." "[ Gulping ]" "[ Boys Laughing ]" "Get up." "[ R  B ]" "Well, your sister"s rom is right in here." "Bubba." "Oh, don"t be silly." "[ Whimpering ]" "Excuse me." "Miss!" "Ooh." "Mmm." "Want some?" "Mmm." "Ah." "I"ll take care of that." "[ Giggles ]" "...about George Washington." "So, what are we talking about?" "I didn"t think so." "Uh, it"s the latest thing." "[ Grunting ]" "[ Grunting Continues ]" "Oh, be a doll, will you?" "Grab that bottle of love oil." "[ Whimpering ]" "Bubba?" "[ Moaning ]" "Ahh!" "Here?" "Lower." "Here?" "[ Grunts, Groaning ]" "[ Laughing, Chattering ]" "Jim, is that you?" " Chris." " [ Girls Murmuring ]" "I wonder what he was doing in there." "[ Pop ]" "[ Woman ] Iknewaguy  who"stoughbutsweet" "He"s so fine he can"t be beat" "Sets the summer sun on fire" "I want candy" "I want candy" "[ Mouths Words ]" "Ain"t no finer boy in town" "You"re my guy what the doctor ordered" "So sweet you make my mouth water" "I want candy" "You"re kidding." "I don"t believe it." "Candy on the beach There"s nothing better" "  But I like candy when it"swrappedin asweater" " Ooh." "Someday soon I"ll make you mine" "Then I"ll have candy all the time" "I want candy" "I want candy" "I want candy" "I"m leavin." "[ Locker Slams ]" "[ Yelps ]" "[ Humming ]" "[ Sizzling ]" "[ Humming, Vocalizing ]" "[ Sighs, Exhales ]" "Do you forgive me or what?" "The old silent treatment, huh?" "[ Both Screaming ]" "[ Yelping, Groans ]" "[ Ballad ] [ Clambering ]" "And hold out your hand" "It"s the only thing that"s real in my life" "Means more than words can say" "And I know I"m gonna stay" "For always" "Means more than words can say" "And I know I"m gonna stay" "Okay." "Okay." "What"s wrong with him?" "I don"t know." "Something about Chris." "Thanks a lot, Mr. Ramsay." "Thank you very much." "[ Belches ] Okay." "to the economic future of Cherryvale." "Yes." "That"s right." "Whoo!" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Laughing ]" "Whatever you say." "You look so nice, dear." "Mmm!" " Chauncey is watching." " Chauncey, drive!" "[ On Loudspeaker ] Stand aside, young man!" "Make way!" "Make way!" "[ Snickering ] Isn"t that right, Rita?" "Maybe you should give Jim a break too." "Get out of the way!" "Don"t touch the car, please." "Right." "[ Roy Chortles ]" " [ Sighs ] - [ Car Doors Closing ]" "[ Chattering ] [ Man ] Congratulations." "You are as beautiful as ever. [ Boy ] Hmm!" "[ Shrieking, Laughing ]" "Hey, sweetheart." "What class are you in?" "That"s my favorite subject. [ Shrieks ]" "[ All Exclaiming, Laughing]" "[ Gasps ] It"s all right." "All right, right here." "Right here." "[ Both Moaning ]" "[ No Audible Dialogue ]" "I guess we should talk." "I love you." "Welcome to Cherryvale." "I"m Miss Prudence Dutchbok." "[ Sighing ]" "She"s probably wondering where you are." "Mmm. [ Chuckles ]" "Don"t worry." "No one is gonna find us in here." "Try this." "[ Both Moaning ]" "[ Dutchbok ] Oh." "Oh!" "Our voices!" "It"s almost as if they"re... [ Moaning ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming ]" "[ Screaming Continues ]" " [ Screaming ] - [ Crowd Screaming ]" "[ All Gasping ]" "Mama said there would be men like you." "[ Boys Chattering ]" "Hey, hey." "How"s it goin'?" "Hey." "[ Kissing Noises ] [ Chris ] Bye." "Yeehaw!" "I"m gonna be rich!" "[ Coin Clattering ]" "Hello." "Jordan?" "This is Bubba." "[ Chattering ]" "Nice place." "Oh, yeah." "Nice." "[ Valets Arguing In Spanish ]" "Or possibly Jones." "The honeymoon suite." "They"re all honeymoon suites-- since the remodeling." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Oh." "[ Chuckles ]" "Thank you." "[ Clears Throat ]" "[ Laughs ] You could tape "em together." "I wonder if this is anything like when Mom and Dad stayed here." "This tub looks like it could hold both of us." "I mean, if we wanted it to." "Look at this view." "Yeah." "Who"s there?" "Some complimentary pink champagne, Mr. Rams-Jones?" "Okay." "Enjoy it." "Thank you." "[Pop] [ People Exclaiming, Chattering ]" "I got you both down." "Well, I guess some of the guys in the dorm helped out." "I"m not used to receiving female visitors in my room." "Yeah." "And I"m not feeling romantc like I thought I would." "You"re not?" "Mm-mmm." "Nauseous." "And-And here you are with the most romantic guy in the world." "and like I"m gonna toss my cookies any second." "Please?" " [ Groans ] - [ Coughs, Clicks Tongue ]" "I"ll get you a towel." "Oh!" "God!" "[ Object Clatters ] [ Zipper Unzipping ]" "Oh!" "No." "Aha!" "Got one!" "I"ll go see-see if we have any. [ Exhales ]" "[ Mouthing Words ]" "[ Mouthing Words ]" "[ New Wave ]" "[ Man ] Uh-huh" "Uh-huh" "Uh-huh" "Uh, your clothes?" " Whoa!" "No!" "  Da, da, da" "All right, Sam!" "Hi." "I couldn"t find yo." "I got worried." "I behaved like a real jerk." "So did I." "I know." "I love you too." "I guess this just wasn"t i." "The right time, the right place, the right anything." "[ Chuckles ] I tried so hard to pretend that it was." "It just wasn"t." "Mm-mmm." "[ Laughs ]" "I never could love anybody more than I love you, Chris." "And I"m lost inside your love" "Means more than words can say" "And I know I"m gonna stay" "[ Woman ] Foralways" "[ Man ] Justonetouch" "Means more than words can say" "And I know I"m gonna stay" "And I"m lost inside your love" "[ Man ] Always" "I always stay close to the car." "[ Mouthing Words ]" "Sunny days?" "Sunny days." "Sunny days ahead of us." "We leave behind this moon." "Way to go!" "[ Shouting, Hooting ]" "[ All Laughing ]" "How do I let you know" "How do I let you know" "I need love"