"Where's the groom?" "I'm drowsy" "You make one more complaint?" "I'll make you sleep in the coffin forever" "The bride's made no complaint yet" "It's high time he was here" "I know, he should be on his way now" "Maybe it's traffic jam" "Traffic jam?" "He should take the MTR then" "But in that wedding dress it would be too inconvenient" "What the hell is he doing?" "He doesn't even call us" "Will he be in some kinda trouble?" "You scared me" "Why are you cursing him?" "I'm gonna marry him" "He musta won the lottery and now he's heading for somewhere to take the money" "How can you say that?" "!" "Can you reach him?" "No, not yet" "Oh, I forgot to remind him to pay the phone bill" "His line shoulda been cut by now" "Did you remind him to come here today to get married?" "Are you kidding?" "Of course not" "I talked to him on the phone this morning" "But why hasn't he arrived yet?" "Other than accidents there are only 3 reasons for men's disappearance" "Which three?" "Women, pretty women, young women!" "I was just kidding" "Your son Fai is such a decent man" "How will he be messing with women?" "Damn it, not this and not that" "Will he be possibly abducted by aliens?" "Idiot!" "What are you talking about?" "Where the hell is he now?" "Yeah" "Miss Ma" "It's over half an hour What do you think?" "Wait a bit longer, please, man" "Yeah, he's coming, he's really coming" "Please do me a favour" "When our groom left his flat this morning he found that he won the lottery" "So he rushed to get his money" "But then he was abducted" "Luckily a pretty woman saved him" "He banged her happily for some time only to find that she's from Mars and he's taken to the spaceship" "But the luckiest thing is he is on his way now" "Are you crazy?" "What are you talking about?" "I'm sorry, forget what he says" "No, no, no..." "He's the emcee for my brother" "All he says is absolutely correct Just wait a bit longer" "But the next pair is ready to start" "Look!" "There he is!" "UFO's coming!" "Faster!" "Yes, I do" "Fai!" "You're going to be fine" "Sorry, I can't sleep with you at your first night tonight" "Com'on, don't talk about tonight" "You had a car crash Gotta go to hospital" "Driver, hospital, please" "Nothing's more important than marrying you" "Driver, Marriage Registry, please" "Fai, hold on!" "Driver, faster please" "He's still alive" "Madam, all these are new arrivals" "You can have a good look at 'em" "Do you think this one is better?" "Or that one?" "In my opinion" "This one suits you very much" "It's so sharp on you" "I'm not asking you!" "Anyway, enjoy yourself" "I'm always at your disposal" "Joe..." "You've been picking for hours Can we leave now?" "You said you're my company today" "What soup is it?" "Radish?" "No, swallow with chicken It's expensive" "Can I have some?" "No, you are pretty enough" "Hey, you shouldn't have made this soup" "You shoulda made pig's brain in soup" "You know, he's knocked down by a tram right in his head" "He should eat some kinda brain for better recovery of his brain" "Hey, he's not that tall actually" "Why was he so brave?" "He thought he was Rambo?" "Because he loves me" "Jesus!" "You make me throw up" "Your words just make my hair stand" "So is that couple over there" "Didn't you say you're my company for a whole day today?" "You feel your hair stand?" "Sure I do" "When will your Fai be discharged from hospital?" "Doc said we've to wait till next week" "Just one week?" "!" "It can be a good idea for him to be knocked down again!" "So, I am thinking of moving in and live with him so that I can take good care of him" "You're bad... sex before marriage!" "Nerd!" "Can your mom accept that?" "We're getting married now" "Does it really matters?" "When will you get registered?" "Gotta wait till he recovers, right?" "Yeah" "None of your business!" "What do you want?" "Hello..." "Haha!" "I don't understand why so many women make themselves so cheap" "You wanna start a fight?" "Look, people aren't making themselves cheap" "They're just not as lucky as you" "You've got so many boyfriends to pick" "Don't say that, they aren't my boyfriends" "They are companions" "Companions are for fun" "Hey, when Fai is discharged next week" "I'm going to hold a party for him" "You guys have to come, okay?" "Let's see" "You have to bring him along" "Well, men are just for fun" "Not everyone is as fortunate as you to be able to find an extincted good guy" "Did I do anything wrong?" "Enough!" "You wanna fight?" "Gigi, I'm coming now" "Trust me, they won't get together" "This is my friend Fanny Hi!" "This is my casual friend, Victor" "Make yourself at home Thanks" "Where's Fai?" "At the doctor's." "He's coming back" "Does he know we're here?" "No, I wanna give him a surprise" "This is for you" "It's red wine Yeap" "Thanks!" "You're welcome" "I don't know how to open it" "Can you help me?" "Okay" "The opener's at the kitchen" "Victor, right?" "He's handsome but something's not good enough" "What's not good enough?" "When he's in the bed..." "Fai's back!" "Fai!" "Surprise!" "What are you doing here?" "Why are you dressed like this?" "I told you we're celebrating your recovery today" "You said it's just like I'm at home didn't you?" "Oh, I feel like moving my bowel Gotta go to the washroom" "Go to the washroom now?" "What's Fai doing?" "I don't know" "He's not pleased at our visit?" "No, he's just too tired, come sit here" "But I even bring along a casual friend" "It'll be fine" "Wine's ready Thanks" "I just wanted to fart, it smells!" "No!" "Not that smelly!" "We couldn't smell it" "This is my casual friend Victor" "This is Fai" "Hello!" "He also works at a hotel What a coincidence!" "You also work at a hotel?" "I'm at Conrad Which hotel are you working at?" "I work at an sex-trade hourly hotel Which one do you usually go to?" "He's just kidding He's at New World" "Really?" "You're... really humorous" "Fai, we've been waiting for you" "Let's eat together" "No, I just bought a lunch box" "I told you this morning I will be cooking for you" "You forgot that?" "In this morning, right?" "How can I remember that by now?" "Let's put the lunch box in the fridge" "You can have it tomorrow" "But I want to have this box today" "Let's put it this way" "Take it out and we can have one more dish to share" "No!" "I bought this lunch box for myself" "It doesn't matter You have your favourite lunchbox" "We have what Fanny prepared for us" "Great!" "Let's drink!" ""Fight" comics, worth reading Lots of killing" "Jesus!" "What the hell are you doing?" "Fai!" "He shares some of his food with me" "Go, go, go!" "Number 8!" "Go!" "Fai, what are you doing?" "148!" "Go head!" "148!" "Damn it!" "It's over!" "It's all over!" "No!" "I can't make it!" "So fast?" "C'mon, baby!" "Three rounds already" "Let's have a chat" "Chat is no good" "You have to let me recover" "Let's talk about your friend" "You said the fiancee of your friend is a good nice guy extinct on earth" "He's worse than me!" "You're even worse!" "Fanny said he was not like this before the crash" "Now he has some problems here" "Really?" "He was not like this before?" "Yeah, forget it" "Wait!" "He must have crashed his brain" "You're so nosy!" "Which part have you crashed?" "I'm not nosy... just tell me more" "The story is so long..." "Never mind, tell me from the beginning I'm just not yet ready for another round" "Oh, you're not ready for another round..." "Take a cigarette and tell me" "Start from the first time you meet him" "Um... you're nice to me Okay, let me tell you" "It's like this..." "You're working here?" "Yeap" "Why are you sitting here?" "Can't you see it yourself?" "It's out of electricity I'm waiting for the technician to mend it" "Is it just the problem of the fuse?" "I don't know" "Can you let me take a look?" "Sure" "Where's your fuse box?" "Walk upstairs and you'll see it, thanks!" "Who's he?" "The hero I said I met in the street the day before" "Hero..." "That's not bad" "What happened?" "Be careful!" "Ghost!" "Fantastic!" "It really works!" "It gets by Thanks a lot!" "I gotta go now" "Thanks a lot!" "Wait!" "How can we treat you a meal without knowing your phone number?" "Okay, let me punch it in your phone" "Bye Bye, Ms..." "My friend's Fanny" "Bye, Fanny" "Remember her Bye" "Thanks a lot!" "Give him a kiss!" "He really knows something" "What happens?" "Call the hero back and fix it" "Troubling him again?" "What else can we do?" "Guess what..." "What?" "He gave his old phone number to Fanny" "You're kidding!" "He's really stupid!" "Forget him, let's do it now!" "Wait, tell me more" "What happened next?" ""Tell me more", I've told you much" "Not much, the story's interesting" "I wanna know more" "The idiot is so funny" "Funny?" "That idiot is funny or your dick is not ready?" "Of course my dick's ready" "It's ready for anything" "But your story is really attractive" "C'mon, tell me more" "Take a cigarette and go on" "More attractive than me" "How's the story?" "What happened next?" "Okay, okay" "Hi!" "Hi!" "No work today?" "Yeap, I work at the hotel It's on rotation" "You wanna buy some clothes?" "Right, wanna buy some clothes" "But we sell ladies' clothes only" "You're buying clothes for your girlfriend?" "No, I've no girlfriend yet" "I..." "I am buying for my relative" "I have an auntie in America" "But I am afraid the clothes here may not suit your auntie" "Never mind, I've lots of relatives" "I have another auntie in Amercia" "I also have some nephews and cousins" "I think one of these will suit them" "Do you need some opinions from me?" "On what?" "On clothes" "Great!" "Give it to me" "This one looks good" "Right, the collar is nice" "What if she is taller and thinner?" "Perhaps you can have a look on this skirt" "It looks good!" "All here, thank you You're welcome" "Do you need to change the size from medium to small?" "But I am not sure of what size my relatives usually take" "You can come again if you change" "Then change all of them for me!" "Right, let me arrange it for you" "For the tops, you come back tomorrow" "For the skirts and trousers, the day after" "For the jackets, come back next week" "Fine" "Please leave us your phone number" "We'll call you when they're ready" "Okay" "Right, remember to leave a valid number that we can find you" "So, Fanny starts dating him" "How's it, Sau?" "Someone asks you if you need bonus hours" "Do you need bonus hours?" "Sure!" "Look at me, it's ready" "And your story's still not finished" "You have to go on I need bonus hours" "Go to hell!" "You want stories?" "Go watch the kids' TV programmes" "No, this is my newest foreplay" "After the stories" "I'll be much more energetic" "Funny!" "Interesting!" "Two more hours" "Don't waste time!" "Fai, you're really cool!" "Of course" "How's this?" "Wonderful!" "There's gonna to be another one on my back" "Really?" "Of course!" "That's fun!" "You should have fun when you're young" "No way!" "Does my sister know it?" "We don't have to ask for her permission" "Playing mahjong?" "Mom wants to play mahjong So, I'm her company" "Fai, what the hell are you doing?" "He said he feels bored lately He wants to have a fresh look" "Auntie..." "Wait for a while, this is the last round" "Uncle, all are Wans You're going to lose if you go on like this" "Sorry..." "Win or lose?" "I lose" "Don't play if you're not good at it" "Auntie is doing good" "Your mom's has those" "Don't give out these three" "How can you do this, Fai!" "Sorry..." "Let's start over" "All mess up..." "Start all over..." "Let me shuffle it for you" "Stop it, Fai, what do you want?" "I don't want to see you giving vent to me when you lose" "My sister won't be that bad-tempered!" "Four Wan!" "Great!" "Mom!" "I told you already!" "I've given you hints on my face!" "How can you still lose it?" "You wanna give out your money?" "Put it right here and go away!" "Shut up!" "Stay away from me!" "What?" "Fine, I stay away and you play better" "Hey, what do you want?" "I asked you to stay away" "Don't come any closer!" "Fanny, I wanna buy a car lately" "But I don't have enough cash I have to make installments" "That means I have to go find some loan but car loan's so expensive" "Car loan needs 60 thousand (Six Wan)" "Go to hell!" "Why are you spilling out what I've got?" "Damn it!" "I don't wanna play now" "What?" "Can I even talk about cars?" "Hey, mum!" "Are you the queen of the world?" "Let me take your seat!" "C'mon, a thousand or two for a round?" "Taiwan mahjong?" "Shanghai mahjong?" "Mom, don't get angry with Fai" "He didn't mean it" "What happened to Fai?" "He's dressed strangely and talked weirdly" "I've told you, he's a bit bored and wants to change his style" "Mom... a friend of mine was also like this" "One day, he suddenly changed his image" "He had tatoo  a large golden necklace" "Three weeks later, he was arrested because he joined the triad" "You nuts!" "Don't babble here" "Why is Fai joining the triad?" "Of course not, don't listen to him" "Mum, it's burning" "How's it last night?" "How many rounds did you fight?" "Forget it" "You should ask me how many talks we had last night" "We've been chatting almost for the whole night" "What did you chat about?" "About you!" "I didn't mean to spill your things out" "Just he was nosy about you so I told him that" "Fai's been acting weirdly lately" "I also don't know why he changed like this" "I don't mind what he changes into" "But Dad asks me to give a second thought if I am really to get married with him" "Didn't he call on your house for dinner?" "Forget it" "He was just acting weird" "How weird?" "He had a nose ring He had tatoo on his body" "During dinner, he even..." "Jesus, forget it" "He's just not the Fai I know" "Let me guess" "He's gone crazy after the car crash" "Impossible!" "Then it must be pre-marital phobia" "Perhaps he's just suffering from great work pressure" "No, I bet it is pre-marital phobia" "But I don't think Fai is unwilling to get married" "Then, the only explanation is this is his true self" "This bad?" "!" "What makes you so surprised?" "Let me tell you, men are always like this" "They are as obedient as a lamb when you are his girlfriend" "Now that you're surely his wife" "He will just spill out each and every bad habit I'm sure of that" "Don't scare me, it won't be so different" "It can be really different, I'm not kidding" "So, it's not that bad living with him now" "At least you can see his true character" "You're right, it is only after living with him that I discover how shabby he is" "Can you take it?" "Hi!" "He... turns to... this?" "!" "Shouldn't you be working?" "No, I quit" "Why?" "Had a fight with the boss, fired" "Why?" "What for?" "The new receptionist..." "Yes, she's pretty" "But she says..." "I harass her!" "Of course I have to defend myself!" "She walks around in her bra-top" "It's normal she catches my eyes, isn't it" "Guess what, she went to the boss and said I sexually harassed her!" "Did you do it?" "Of course not!" "She has such a fat butt" "And the corridor is so narrow" "There's of course some friction walking past" "This is completely legitimate, isn't it?" "Anyway, now that you're outta job what are you gonna do?" "You've got a job, haven't you?" "I can count on you!" "How dare you say that?" "A man depending on a woman?" "!" "Haven't you heard this?" "Depending on your wife No worry in your life!" "He's changed!" "You're right" "Bingo!" "I've changed!" "Look!" "Cool?" "Like a fashion model on skywalk?" "I'm thinking of feeding you with incense and make a prayer" "Come and walk around" "Do I look like a fashion model?" "Sure you do!" "Applause for you!" "Don't go away!" "Come back and pick your clothes!" "Doctor, you wanna take the temperature or take an injection first?" "Take the temperature first Then the injection, be quick!" "Wait!" "One more!" "About Fai?" "Yes, it's him!" "What does he do this time?" "Days before, he dined in at home" "You know he never mentions his parents" "Then he said he asked them for a dinner together" "Fai, where's your parents?" "They're coming, you don't have to wait" "They know their way" "You've never mentioned them to us" "Now they come to have dinner" "I'm really excited" "They're busy, it's not easy to find time" "I've tried my best to cook them a meal" "Hope they'll enjoy it" "What do we have?" "Mom's a good cook" "Amaranth with fried eggs" "Preserved pork with celery" "We've got chicken as well" "How do I look?" "Gorgeous!" "Take it easy, take it easy" "Fai, do you need to call them and see where they are now?" "They're here already Let's not wait..." "Dad, mom, time for dinner" "Fai!" "Let me introduce" "This is Fanny's daddy" "This is Fanny's mommy" "This is Fanny, you met her before" "That boy's Fanny's brother" "He's a good kid Talk with him some time" "Yes..." "Sorry!" "Dad and mom says sorry to have kept everyone waiting" "Fai, you didn't say that your parents..." "Never mind" "It doesn't matter" "Let's eat!" "Yes..." "Um..." "I'm really sorry" "Dad and mom says the food doesn't suit their appetite" "For this dish of amaranth it'd be nice if you can add some hell money" "For the preserved pork they prefer having incense and white candles" "Never mind, we rarely have a meal like this" "Daddy, this chicken's for you" "What?" "Let's eat!" "What do you want now?" "Let's eat together" "Are you kidding?" "Let's eat!" "How come!" "Doesn't Fanny know his parents are dead?" "Fai never talks about that" "But she can ask!" "You men never like people asking" "Forget that, let's start, Doc!" "I wanna take a bath" "No way!" "You're like this every time!" "So much food, you're hungry?" "Fai, you have stomachache?" "Legs paralysed Are you okay?" "The toilet's not small" "How can he make a mess like this?" "Fai, are you bored?" "What happened?" "Have you ever thought that it's not that good for us to get married?" "It's really difficult for two people living together" "No, Kuen told me that it's completely normal for a couple to argue on trivials before marriage" "Keun again!" "You know she's not a good girl" "Why do you often take his advice?" "She likes one-night-stand Do you follow her?" "Of course not!" "God knows!" "You meet so many people at the shop" "What can I do then?" "Find a new job?" "Good idea!" "Your job offers you so low and without much prospects And you have to meet so many people" "Looking for a job is no easy task now" "I've been a sales-lady for so many years" "What else can I do?" "You should give a deeper thought for the sake of our home" "I'm so busy every day I've got to read the paper, watch TV and bother what to have for breakfast" "Also, you women should not always count on men for a living" "We're not married yet Don't think I'm your husband" "What do you mean by that?" "That means..." "Take a look yourself" "Contract?" "I should find a new job from tomorrow onwards" "I cannot work in the service industry any more" "Before I find a new job you are to decide what I wear to work" "No cosmetics, no perming, no colouring" "No high-heels..." "You have to come home immediately after work" "You should not talk about us in front of Kuen" "You should not call me unless it is necessary" "You should not ask me for dinner" "For your parents' birthday parties" "I'm not obliged to attend" "By the same token, for my gatherings with my friends you're not obliged to attend" "Every day, you have to think at least once what's important in your life, besides me" "Without my permission you are not allowed to mention "marriage"" "If you've no problem, sign here" "I've a problem" "Why do I have to sign this..." "Good question, one more" "No more "why" in the future" "And you have to go to work in this sweater" "But it's summer now!" "ID Card Number please" "Old lady, you've come to the wrong place" "It's not the marketplace here" "Keep your mouth shut!" "Fai said I'd look better in this" "And I've promised him not to mention anything about him in front of you" "Did Fai tell you that it's a boutique here" "And when the boss comes around you've been blamed for this" "I don't care, now that..." "No more "now that"" "I really don't know why you can fall in love with such a man" "You even don't know him" "You don't have to torture yourself like this" "I feel sorry for you" "Cut the crap, we've got customers" "Ladies, these are new arrivals" "So ugly!" "Let's go!" "I'm not alone for my comment" "Wait till the New Year!" "Go get changed now" "Jesus!" "It seems that" "Fai has lost interest in me" "We still haven't made love after living together for so long" "You're in trouble, then" "Let me tell you, men doesn't like their girlfriends being stared at in the street" "But when you are at home you've gotta give me some surprise" "What surprise?" "I'm an expert, why don't you ask me?" "Tell me now, then" "You've gotta keep your charm" "Fai, can you feel that I'm different today?" "Why is your voice so hoarse?" "Really?" "Sure!" "Go see a doctor if you're sick" "Fai!" "You haven't washed your hands Don't suck it" "You'll get pox there" "You have to use your body language whenever you can" "Stand on the chair if you can't reach it" "One more trick What?" "A sure-win trick How do you eat this strawberry?" "Sweaty and salty together You'll have inflammation" "I don't know why" "I've tried all the tricks you taught me But he's not moved at all" "No way..." "Don't be so disappointed Perhaps he's just too naive" "You've gotta make things straight" "Fai!" "You... stand like this The posture seems not good" "I hurt my waist" "Lie down then" "You know, I don't have to work But you have to!" "Perhaps I take my leave tomorrow" "And we go to have fun together" "No, I'll go to China tomorrow with my friends" "What are you doing?" "Don't pose like a tripod Go to sleep!" "What's up now?" "What's that?" "What's what?" "Your toenails No, that's fingernails" "Here are the toenails, much larger" "Of course not!" "You need some technique" "Add this, keep your voice low" "I want it!" "I want..." "I want it!" "I want it!" "You seem to have a sore throat" "You need some sweeteners?" "Not like this!" "More emotions!" "A bit sexier, at his ear" "I want it!" "I want it!" "Better I want it!" "Again I want it!" "Right!" "I want it!" "Fantastic!" "Call me when you want it" "It works, see?" "Can I call you?" "Sure!" "You're great!" "Not great as you" "I want..." "Nothing" "I want it Louder!" "What do you want?" "I want it!" "Chips?" "You got it here" "No, I want..." "Chips?" "Tune the channel?" "Help yourself!" "I'm drowsy, don't forget to switch it off" "Kuen, it doesn't work" "It doesn't work?" "The final trick:" "Get him to the bed and do it" "Right, I've gotta go, bye" "Force him?" "Fine, try it" "Man above woman..." "What can I do?" "What are you doing?" "Nothing" "You're so tired, let me massage you" "No need, I'll go to Macau tomorrow with my friends" "There're new chicks there Those are real massage" "You're tired now, let me..." "Why's your back's colour fading?" "What are you doing?" "It's in the middle of the night" "Go to sleep!" "That doesn't work either?" "I think he doesn't love me any more" "Miss, you can try it if you like" "Good... morning!" "Miss, you're picking clothes?" "This one suits you" "Come and try it, follow me" "Look, it matches you, right?" "You look so familiar to me You look like a friend of mine" "Really?" "Right, my boyfriend Fai" "Ha!" "You do have sharp eyes!" "What the hell are you doing here?" "Why are you dressed like this?" "I'm going to a drag party tonight" "Do I look good in this?" "Don't let Kuen recognise you" "Please!" "So embarrassing!" "Why?" "There's no big deal!" "I've been stealing my mom's clothes since I was small" "It's so cool!" "Jesus!" "Don't act like this, please!" "I wanna try several more" "Shut up!" "Is it too tight and too sharp?" "Is he still a man?" "Who can take this?" "I've told Fanny" "But she's too stubborn to listen" "Ask her to chuck him!" "I bet it's a matter of time She's not an idiot" "Shit!" "What's up?" "I was even blaming others" "What is it?" "I forgot the money today Just some coins here" "Perhaps you pay the rent first?" "Damn it!" "Are you a man?" "Hey!" "Why are you having this for lunch?" "Poor you!" "Don't talk about me" "How many rounds did you fight last night?" "Forget it!" "That Victor's crap!" "I need to change" "Why?" "He yawned in the middle of it!" "Are you kidding?" "It hurts me so much" "I've never been treated like this before" "That's really not good Of course" "Take this for me" "You remember that girl?" "Of course I do!" "So cocky!" "Last time she babbled here and was nearly slammed by her boyfriend" "But the boy looks different this time" "Really?" "Which one do you think suits me more?" "Both suit you a lot" "Let's buy both, you don't have to bother" "Take this, this one looks good too" "What about these?" "These are good" "Do you have trousers?" "You've got too few" "Enough already" "Look!" "How happy she is!" "Look at you, how long can you take it?" "Men can be found everywhere Change him if he doesn't suit you" "Take both if both suit you, right?" "There're new arrivals every season Then, will I drain myself out?" "It worths" "Take these all and you don't have to bother so many things, right?" "Hello?" "What's up, Bro?" "Mom asks me to call you" "She's just gone to pray at Che Kung Temple and check the fate of Fai at a fortune-teller" "Check the fate?" "What for?" "Mom saw Fai acting so weird during the dinner, so she went there and check his fate" "Such things are unreliable" "Don't be crazy!" "No, you're wrong" "He said Fai is having big troubles this year" "Big troubles?" "No way!" "He said Fai may be possessed" "That's why he's acting weird" "So mom asks me to call you as soon as possible" "What can I do?" "Be careful!" "It's hot" "It looks good" "It's good for you" "I knew it, I knew you're possessed" "Thanks mom for this special soup" "What are you doing?" "Why are you shouting?" "Of course!" "I forgot to buy the Mark Six lottery!" "Fuck off!" "Are you really possessed?" "Jesus!" "Take..." "Don't take my Fai!" "Take the tissue!" "What is it?" "It's too hot..." "Isn't this the memorial puzzle?" "And photos as well" "Why's he throwing all these away?" "Are you kidding, Student Lam?" "Are you doing a movie?" "You better ask a monk to run a ghost-expelling ceremony!" "I know you're the teacher now" "But you should respect it" "I tell the story and you should listen Don't refute it" "Or else, I'll have to be sent to detention again" "No, I won't, what happened next?" "Fanny scolded Fai a big time" "What are you doing?" "I didn't refute you" "I wanna have extra classes because I have an exam tomorrow" "Cut the crap now" "I'm too naughty today" "I wanna make up for that" "Let's have several extra classes" "No, I didn't refute you, don't..." "Fanny, you're back Come take a seat" "Fanny, today is the 22nd month after we were together" "I know I acted weird in the past" "I think it's the pressure that made me so" "Let's have a nice dinner tonight" "And forget everything in the past" "And we start over again" "Remember these decorations?" "Look!" "Why are you crying?" "I'm just too happy" "Sorry, I'll control myself better" "Let's have a wine, '82, from France" "Wine in 1982 is the best" "You should try it, it's really good" "I don't know you're so knowledgeable in wine" "So I say it, so you hear it!" "Don't ask!" "I'll be nice tonight" "You'll be nice, too, won't you?" "Let me cut it for you" "After this night, we're gonna be fine" "We'll be happy tonight" "Drink it, you can drink it" "The steak is done by me" "Wait for me" "Who's that?" "Hi!" "I just walk by and would like to use your washroom" "Really?" "C'mon" "Wow, drinking wine?" "You shoulda called me" "Join us!" "We have your glass!" "Cheers!" "Man, it's been two years since I last drank with you" "You know it, right?" "You always stick with Fanny" "Don't say that, Man!" "You said I am scared of women?" "Fine!" "See who get drunk tonight!" "You've gotta ask Fanny first" "Don't say that" "I am always supporting Fai" "See?" "C'mon Sure!" "Fanny has a go with you!" "You bitch and bastard!" "What?" "No, I didn't, it was Fanny seducing me" "What?" "We were drunk last night" "I had a headache How could I seduce you?" "Yes, I was drunk too" "But I was sleeping in the sofa outside" "Fai, I didn't..." "You didn't?" "Don't beat him!" "What are you doing?" "You help him now?" "You help your man now?" "What?" "What man?" "I'm not her man" "You still deny it?" "You're caught red-handed!" "You mean it's my fault now?" "Really, I don't know anything" "No, Fai, I didn't do anything" "I sensed something wrong days before" "You often hang around with Kuen" "And see what you've learnt from her!" "Why are you badmouthing my friend?" "I'm not talking about your friend!" "You're seducing my friend!" "You should stay away from my friends!" "I go to disco, go to massaging and go to watch blue films" "But I don't seduce anyone And right in my bed!" "No, I didn't, I didn't!" "Cut the crap" "Tell me, how can I live with you?" "Trust me, I didn't, I didn't seduce him" "I've no choice!" "Get away!" "Don't do this to me I don't wanna beat you" "No!" "Get away!" "You treat me like this?" "You don't even know who's sleeping with you!" "You!" "Get out!" "I don't wanna see you anymore" "Fai!" "Your phone number is temporarily disconnected, please try again later" "Fai, I know you're still angry with me" "I know you don't wanna pick my call" "But I hope you can give me one last chance 11:30 tomorrow, 6 May will be our anniversary" "I'll be waiting for you at the place we first met" "If you forgive me, come" "I'll be waiting for you" "Hi!" "Excuse me?" "Sir..." "It's so painful..." "Are you okay, ma'am?" "I've twisted my ankle" "I'm not sure if it's broken I can't move" "Let me help you to the station Thanks" "No, no, no..." "What?" "I can't move, it's so painful" "I think the shortest way is... you help me out to the taxi stand there" "I can get home then" "But it is such a long way to go" "It's so painful, please!" "Please, sir!" "Don't tell me you can't even afford instant noodles for lunch" "To keep my mouth shut?" "Fine" "But to turn a blind eye to you?" "No, I can't" "I'm fine" "Fai asked you not to laugh so often" "It doesn't mean you have to look like you're gonna die" "Because I..." "What?" "You've done something wrong?" "Are you kidding?" "You're doing everything to please him" "What does he want?" "Bastard!" "What a bastard he is!" "He is possessed!" "He is obsessed with a new girl" "Don't get angry, it's not worth!" "It's okay, I'll introduce you a new one" "So, I'm telling you, our relationship is like canned food - there's an expiry date" "You think you won't sleep with any other girl?" "Right" "I'm going to take Fanny out" "Get her out of the boutique" "And have big fun and let her see more" "Right, too" "It's good for her to learn how the world works" "And to get to know cheap guys like you" "Right, but I'm not expired yet" "Hey, c'mon!" "So noisy here!" "Don't tell me you're scared" "I'm not scared, but I'm gonna to be deaf" "Try to get used to it Look!" "How happy they are!" "People find their way to enjoy" "So what?" "You've gotta get used to it Or else how can you start a new life?" "Everyone's happy here" "You see anyone you like?" "Go!" "What?" "Haning out with a guy!" "Look at your face!" "You said you'll have a new life" "What do you want now?" "You let a man torture you like this" "I won't!" "They're just toys" "When you're tired of one, throw it away and pick a new one" "I've never had toys" "That's why you're a freak now" "Freak you off!" "Excuse me, we want something strong" "Two Volka, no ice, thanks" "Is it a must to have wine?" "Don't you ever drink?" "C'mon!" "No, give you something, just in case" "Take it!" "Jesus!" "How can you take this out?" "What?" "Just a condom!" "Ask anyone around" "Who doesn't have condoms with him?" "See?" "No response" "John, come here" "Joyce, long time no see" "Yeah, two weeks" "How's tonight?" "Tonight's Jennifer, tomorrow's JoJo" "The day after!" "Kelly just called to cancel" "I'm free the day after" "Fine, but it has to end before 11" "I've dated Simon at 11" "Okay Okay" "See you See you" "You were just like talking business" "It's that simple!" "What are you looking at?" "There, he's the friend of the bastard" "Wow!" "One more!" "Good, one more" "You bastard!" "What?" "Why are you beating my Man?" "Jesus!" "You son of a bitch!" "You even seduce a man?" "!" "Bitch!" "What are you talking about?" "Hey, you lied to me, fuck off!" "Michael, wait..." "We've some misunderstanding here" "Misunderstanding?" "Actually, you may not be getting the whole picture" "I get it!" "I get it today!" "You son of a bitch even seduce men!" "No, I was castrated when I was five" "I won't touch women" "What do you mean?" "That means nothing happened that day" "Good!" "What happened actually?" "I wanna know" "Can you make it clearer?" "Actually, I owe Fai several thousand" "And he wants me to make up a drama" "Why are you making that noise?" "I have to make sure she's really drunk" "Higher..." "Her hand..." "On the pillow..." "Really?" "Here I go" "What are you doing?" "Act in the drama" "Go to hell!" "She's my wife!" "Wait till tomorrow" "What the hell are you doing?" "You just wanna break up with Fanny" "That's all!" "You don't have to do this" "None of your business!" "Wait for me out there" "Wake up!" "C'mon, it's time..." "What?" "Undress yourself" "I've never sold my body before, no!" "Shut up!" "You owe me money!" "Undress now!" "Don't touch her!" "I'm coming" "Besides the drama, we did nothing else" "What?" "What were you two doing?" "WE WERE MAKING LOVE!" "Fai wants to chuck me?" "No, that's not Fai" "What the hell is he doing?" "Is he hiding something from me?" "No, I won't give up" "One missing..." "No, nothing's here" "Jesus!" "Why are you hiding it?" "It should not be a pair here" "This is not the original one" "Your phone number is temporarily disconnected, please try again later" "Why is he vanished suddenly?" "He must be hiding something from me" "I have to ask him in person" "Hey, you arrive so soon?" "You still remember me?" "Of course I do!" "You and your boyfriend is such a perfect match and both of you are so nice to me" "Your boyfriend mended the tap for me, don't you remember?" "When he called yesterday that he's going to rent my flat for three months, I was just too excited!" "Perhaps he's left for something" "Let's open the door for you Thanks" "Your boyfriend is really a nice guy" "You should treasure him" "He just mended the light bulb for me" "Look, he turns my house into a mess again" "I have to go now He should be coming back" "Make yourself at home Thanks" "I always thought" "I would be able to enjoy happy marriage" "I always thought" "I would have the best wife in the world" "I always thought" "I would be the most fortunate man on earth" "But what I never thought was" "I would be knocked down by a tram on the day I got registered" "When I went to see a doctor" "I found I have terminal cancer with only three months of my life" "Fai!" "What are you doing?" "What are writing in that diary?" "It's fake, it must be all fake" "Do you know the greatest fear of women?" "That is when a man's heart does not lie on her" "You have cancer, why didn't you tell me?" "Why?" "Who do you think I am?" "Have you ever treated me as your girlfriend?" "Why are you hiding everything from me?" "It's fake!" "I'm writing my drama" "I know a rich lady" "She gives me money for my drama" "And you don't even know?" "How can you be my girlfriend?" "Go away!" "You still lie to me now?" "Fai, you're chucking me, aren't you?" "Yes" "You'll regret!" "Nurse..." "I'm not sure if I should tell you" "But I think I should not hide it from you" "What is it?" "Your report is fabricated" "The report came out yesterday You have suffered from leukemia" "You only have three months of life" "Dr Lee wants to hide this from you" "He doesn't want you to feel depressed" "I know I may be too nosy But I don't wanna hide this from you" "Terminal?" "Impossible!" "I didn't feel anything" "That's right, that's the symptom" "This is called "Penta-coma"" "That means sudden well-being before death" "How long do I live?" "Three months" "Three months?" "Three months of well-being?" "Don't tell Dr Lee" "He'll be upset at me" "Just enjoy your three months" "I gotta go now, bye" "Bye!" "Three minutes, ready now!" "Let's have a psychology test" "Don't make fool of me" "No, here is a normal rubber band" "I put a ring through it" "It's simple" "It can test whether you truly love me" "How?" "You have to keep saying in your mind:" "I love you" "If you really love me the ring will move upward" "Really?" "No, I did not say it" "There must be something No, nothing" "I know something more powerful than this" "When I open it, a letter "O" will appear" "Look at your mouth!" "A letter "O"" "Is this real?" "No, it must be fake!" "Ten!" "Ten dollars only!" "I don't know how much it is" "But if someone's finger matches this..." "Let me try..." "Jesus!" "I'm broke now!" "Congratulations!" "It matches!" "It suits me!" "Buy one more" "How about you?" "I've only $200 left" "I'm even worse, $84 only It can't be withdrawn" "Even a goldmine can be exhausted" "Mr. Wong, hey, your rent for this month..." "Sorry, I didn't plan to live so long" "I mean I didn't think I could live so long" "How can you say that?" "You have to pay your rent Or else how can I run my business?" "What can we do now?" "I don't care" "You just have to pay me even if you move out" "And you have to clean up the house" "It's fine, we'll settle this soon" "Jesus!" "Plus the credit card I still owe people 40 thousand" "Fai, do you believe in miracles?" "Only women believe in miracles" "No, you can't say that" "Look, three months' gone And you're still fine" "Perhaps love can really cure you" "Even if I am not dying from cancer" "I'll be copped up by the loan-sharks" "If I am to watch you go by yourself and I am to shoulder the loan by myself can you take it?" "What are you trying to say?" "Well, let's... it's just the same in the end" "What do you mean?" "If I am to watch you go by yourself let me be your company!" "No!" "How can I do so?" "I don't wanna leave you alone, either" "But can you bear leaving me alone?" "Let's go together, go!" "No..." "It's said that we feel no pain" "Shopping?" "I saw it first!" "I need it urgently!" "I also need this!" "Please!" "Leave it to me!" "Can't you have barbecue later?" "I can't wait any longer" "You can go to another shop!" "I have already!" "This is the last packet on this whole island!" "The last one, right?" "Then you should leave this for women" "To tell the truth, we don't buying this for barbecue" "You got it now?" "Me too!" "Me too!" "But we've got one packet here What can we do?" "Hi!" "I'm Mr. Chin Nice to meet you" "You work at Quarry Bay?" "Right Me too!" "I work at Tai Ko Place" "I work at Duo Sing Bldg" "I am at Cheung Sing Bldg" "We shoulda met earlier" "How about you?" "I've been outta work for a long time Me too" "Where should I put this letter so that people can find it easily?" "I'd like to take a picture together" "Let me help you Thanks" "Ready?" "Thanks" "Why do you wanna end it?" "Too painful" "Painful?" "Right" "I was having caecum inflammation and so I had an operation of removing it" "But later when I went to see a doctor" "I was told that it was not caecum inflammation, but intestinal cancer!" "You're luckier than I am" "I just caught a cold and went to see the doctor downstairs" "Later the doctor said I have uterus cancer!" "You?" "!" "Right, that's me!" "Isn't it weird?" "Where the hell do I have uterus?" "It's the Doc's diagnosis You should trust him" "How about you two?" "We were planning to get married" "Objection from families?" "No, just like you I went to see a doctor" "But the report said I have leukemia" "So, we can't get married" "And so we think it's better to die together" "So romantic!" "Are we intruding you two then?" "When do you think will we be found?" "Well, it should be tomorrow" "The owner will come here for rent at ten o'clock sharp tomorrow" "Wait, where do you guys see your Doc?" "Which district?" "Quarry Bay" "Me too!" "Me too!" "Dr Lee Dr Lee Ho Bun" "Right!" "Don't tell me it's the nurse telling you" "The nurse rushed outta the clinic and told me" "You're kidding!" "Wait!" "Extinguish it first" "I'll get the water Wait!" "You wanna go on?" "We spent so long for the fire" "We've got chicken wings in the fridge" "Go take it!" "We should celebrate!" "Don't talk about it Set the fire first..." "It's ridiculous, actually" "Don't laugh at me" "You remember the nurse?" "Sure, she looks good" "But her nose is so big and hooked" "Right, that's her She's been secretly admiring me" "But I have a wife" "That's not enough, she really looks..." "Doc, what does it have to do with me?" "Have you ever heard "Love turning into Hatred"?" "What do you mean?" "She's been admiring me But she can never get me" "So, she tries all her endeavour through wheel and deal to catch my eyes or to take revenge" "Doc, you mean..." "Whatever she told you" "Be it cancer" "Be it pneumonia, be it diabetes all are fabricated!" "Fabricated?" "It's only after dozens of patients affected that I discovered it" "The press and the TV has reported it" "Didn't you see it?" "Why didn't you tell me earlier, Doc?" "I called you many times" "But I could not reach you" "Fai, this is your old phone number" "You wrote it wrong again" "No wonder I can't find you" "Did you see any other doctor?" "Of course not!" "She said I am incurable What's the point of finding another Doc?" "So you learn a lesson Don't trust people so easily" "How can you say that?" "Are you a Doc?" "What did you tell you actually?" "Nothing's special, just leukemia" "I am really sorry" "Let's put it this way Here's some money for you" "For compensation or whatever" "Let this settle down, okay?" "It's 50 thousand, enough to cover your credit card bill" "Okay" "The remaining amount can be spent on wedding gown Yeah" "Honey, the Wong couple's here already" "Yes, I gave him 50 thousand He took it" "Or else, it will cost us much more if he sues us" "Yes, I know..." "Be careful when picking nurses in the future" "Or else, trouble like this will come again" "Thank you!" "Victor!" "Fai!" "I'll remember that, sorry for the last time" "Forget it" "I have to thank you for your story" "Or else it will be Peter or Walter standing here as the groom" "I'm really indebted!" "Honey..." "What's up?" "You're badmouthing me?" "No, no..." "He likes badmouthing me, he's lovely" "You and Kuen are a destined pair" "I am 6 pounds lighter this month..." "Really?" "You can be a model!" "Badmouthing me again?" "I'll void the agreement..." "It's our turn" "What happened?" "When I think of kissing you inside" "I'm more than excited My stomach aches!" "Go to hell!"