"We were thrown out of the bar, thrown out" "Sorry" "Wait, you're Icelandic, right?" "Yes." "Could you tell this creep that we have a right to be here?" "We've got a room upstairs" "We're attending a conference" "A banking conference" "Is she sick?" "No, it's just this cheap bubbly" "You shouldn't drink cheap bubbly It's horrible" "Yes we're going The shoe" "He's feeling up my tits What, no" "This doesn't look good Excuse me, what are you doing?" "I'm going to put her in the recovery position it's much safer" "It can be dangerous if she throws up again during the night Just hand me a blanket then we're good" "This has never happened to me not like this, I'm so sorry" "I wish I could say the same" "You're not sorry?" "No, I mean, this has happened to me, plenty" "Well, you're good then you really saved my ass, I'm just glad they didn't throw us out" "Here's your briefcase" "Thanks" "Hey, just send me the bill for the dry cleaning" "No, that's fine" "What's you're room number?" "Six-four-six" "OK, six ... four-six" "Bye bye" "Six-four-six" "Yeah..." "Is everything allright?" "Oh, yes, yes" "Our room really stinks" "I see" "Would you like to come in, or" "No, no thanks" "I was thinking of taking a little walk, outside" "The night is young" "I was just wondering if you would like to come with?" "Me?" "I see" "Why not?" "You might want to take a shower first, just a thought" "I'll jump in the shower and meet you in ten minutes downstairs" "Very good, see you" "Eight minutes fortunate your friend isn't with us" "I wouldn't mind getting in on one of these business trips" "Actually, this wasn't just business" "No, you of all people" "What?" "Are you telling me you had a prostitute, in Oslo" "Nooo" "You can't do that, it's just not allowed" "Hey, relax, she's just a regular woman" "A regular woman?" "An Icelandic woman An Icelandic woman?" "OK" "And what, are you going to see her again?" "Yes, if she wants to see me I was thinking do you know a good place to take a woman out for breakfast?" "Breakfast isn't weird, is it?" "No, no, that's allowed that's fine" "I haven't been to a café in years but the last time I went to that tower down in the business district" "That was excellent" "Hey, while I remember, I'm going up to the cabin this weekend, but my twins, I think they clogged the toilet last time" "So if there is any chance?" "Oh no problem, I'll be up there at my place too, just call great, you know how handicapped I am with tools yes, you're all kinds of handicapped, Birgir" "What?" "This is not good" "It's just not good enough" "Why an electric guitar?" "Your dad never would have played an electric guitar very peculiar" "Just wanted to try something new" "I've got a real bad feeling about this" "But listen, another thing" "Your mom" "She's a wonderful woman" "Yeah?" "I need to discuss that with you with me?" "why?" "Because of your dad" "Dad died 8 years ago, Havel" "Hey, no disrespect, Harald" "I know that I was there at his deathbed" "Yeah, the couch at the cabin yes" "What I meant to say is that your mother is a wonderful woman and I would never do anything without your conspent contet, connent, consent" "Of course I'm no ladykiller like your father was" "But you must understand one has to grab the chance" "You have to grab your chance" "Hello" "Greetings, this is Harald" "Harald?" "Yes, Harald, Hi, how are you?" "I'm good just wanted to hear from you and thank you for an unforgettable time in Oslo back at ya, it was fun" "I was wondering if I could take you out for breakfast?" "When to you want to meet, 10?" "11?" "well, I was thinking more like 7 o'clock" "It's a very busy day for me tomorrow, so that would be best" "Seven?" "Hi Harald" "Hi, Hi Glad you could make it" "Oh, you got flowers" "Thank you" "What a view up here" "Well then, your table is ready" "Excellent, thanks" "Listen," "Thank you for opening, I don't know what I would have done" "Hey, we romantics got to stick together" "So yeah, I work at the Bank of Iceland" "Where I'm supposed to be in half an hour, but never mind" "I rent an apartment in Skipholt where the video store is" "I've never set foot into a gym in my life" "I sometimes play cards, and I'm a horrible cook" "Of course I make up for that in bed, as you know" "And there is one mandatory question: are you married?" "No, I'm not married" "I, well..." "I was married when I lived in Ohio for two years" "Why'd you separate?" "It just would have been strange to stay married after she started living with my friend next door" "So, what do you think, we should do this again?" "No, no, no what the hell is going on that's my car" "Sorry, what kind of idiot are you?" "An absolute idiot?" "A bill-paying idiot" "Hey, I got stuff in the car" "You've got behind on the down payments?" "or..." "Yes" "Not the only one" "I've heard that almost everyone who took those currency basket loans, is in real trouble now my car was not on a currency basket loan" "Hi, sorry I'm a bit late" "Are you an idiot, a total imbecile, Vilborg?" "What were you thinking?" "is no one home up there?" "Wait, what?" "For real, are you this stupid?" "You give yourself a loan, sanction it yourself" "And then you sign it with your own name idiot much?" "It's an overdraft of three million" "It was temporary" "I just can't believe you're this stupid" "I'm not stupid, Ólöf" "Vilborg, the police is here can we have a word?" "Hi" "Nice to see you again" "Vilborg, Vilborg..." "I have your stuff" "Is she crazy?" "It's OK, she's with me" "Pardon, that's my fiancée Vilborg Finnbogadóttir" "Vilborg, what are you doing" "I'm an idiot, a total idiot I've messed it all up" "I've been fired, I'll be charged with embezzlement" "They'll put me in jail Harald" "No, no," "I didn't mean to, I was going to win that money back, it was just bad luck, I'm so unlucky I can't, I don't want to live" "I'll drown myself no, no hey now you've had a breakdown that's understandable" "You're coming home with me We'll get some hot cocoa cool down a bit" "Harald?" "Yes?" "It's Einarsdóttir" "All right then, Cocoa drink of the gods" "There is this chemical in cocoa that acts on the dopamine receptors, that, chemical doesn't matter" "how are you feeling" "I just didn't see it coming which is ridiculous, of course" "I just thought this day would never come, then all out of a sudden" "Boom" "I'm sorry you had to see that" "No, hey, this is fine think you could drive me home when I'm done with the cocoa" "thing is, I'm a little late" "I have to pick up my sister, we're going to the countryside and she is very punctual she gets frustrated if I'm late" "So I was thinking we might pick her up on the way?" "before I drive you home, is that all right?" "Of course" "Allrighty" "Oh my god what are you wearing?" "This?" "Well..." "This, this is the logo of SAHOO" "I'm the chairman of SAHOO" "Summerhouse Owners Association" "Never heard of it?" "You might be confusing it with" "The Association of Summerhouse Owners, but that's different" "Could you grab the kitty bag" "My cousin has the email bergthor@yahoo, but with a t-h because you can't have "þ"" "This is my mom's place" "say, would you like to take a vacation, in the countryside" "It's very cozy, we have a hot tub and everything" "No thanks, I shouldn't, but thanks" "No problem" "But Harald Yes?" "thank you so much for all the help today" "Really, I really appreciate it" "Yeah, No problem" "I'm pretty good at helping" "It's probably my main quality" "Harald is finally here" "He's got a woman in the car what?" "Hi, hi" "No, mom" "Who is that woman?" "You've got yourself a woman and don't tell me a thing what's the matter with you" "She's just a woman I met on my trip to Oslo, Icelandic" "Vilborg Eein..." "Evertsdóttir She's great" "Where am I supposed to be?" "My room is mine" "No of course, she's not coming with us to the cabin" "No one is touching your stuff" "Kitty from Norway, and a T-shirt, how about it?" "Thanks" "I was starting to think you were playing for the other team" "Hey now" "What team?" "No team, no team" "Well, let's go That's lovely Embla" "Come on, I'll take the luggage" "Hey, I was thinking this cabin thing over" "Yes?" "Maybe not such a bad idea" "Absolutely wouldn't mind a soak in that hot tub, smoke a few cigarettes" "Yeah, sounds good" "Still on offer?" "Yeah..." "I should maybe mention this to my sister, just a word" "She might need a little convincing" "Oh, is it...?" "No, no, it's great just a minute" "Excellent, just excellent Embla" "Hi, hi" "I'm Vilborg" "Well then" "All aboard" "This is some adventure" "The three of us on your way things happen quickly" "Kolbeinn, Kolbeinn, I'm forgetting Kolbeinn" "You have to turn around, sorry I have to take Kolbeinn with me" "Wait, who is Kolbeinn?" "My son" "I'm not thinking straight, we have to turn around" "Yes, yes" "Oh, I'm retarded" "Did you not know she had a son, Harald?" "Yes of course Or, no... does it matter?" "You can't believe how good it feels to get out of town" "You know, after following you for a day, I can see why you need a little break" "Funny, but most days of my life are just like this one" "So I'm, you know, a very exiting person looks like it, very exiting you all right in the backseat?" "Yup" "Kolur?" "Kolur, you all right?" "It's not too tight?" "His name is Kolbeinn Kolbeinn, of course" "Captain Kolbeinn, harr some whiskey Captain Kolbeinn?" "Just kidding" "Guðmundur, you might have heard of his mother" "She runs a fashion boutique in Hafnarfjörður, "The Dame"" "She's sold a lot through SAHOO" "Not familiar with it" "Had these fleece sweaters with the SAHOO logo, very popular" "Erna and Hafþór they're here year-round" "This is us" "Wow, awesome" "Well then" "Yeah, that's my dad he was an amateur painter and that's himself?" "Yes, he mostly did self-portraits" "That way he could combine his two main interests" "Oh?" "To paint and look at himself" "This is wonderful, brilliant" "Not quite what you expected?" "Yes, well, I didn't know there was so much here" "Most of it isn't mine" "I've kept the house the same since dad died, for mom" "If she ever decides to come back here again" "Ah so it's her stuff, had to be only people her age collect stones, it's a really strange compulsion, hoarding rocks" "Here is my stone collection Right on" "And guestbooks, you've had tons of visitors" "Oh yes, the house was packed back in the day" "Great, just great" "I hope it's OK Of course" "I'll go get him Right" "Please honey, come inside It's a very cool cabin, please" "No mom Why are you being such a grouch?" "Oh, mom, stop it, you got your butt in my face" "So what, you are going to spend the day in the car?" "come inside." "You have to see this place, it's very funny" "Mom, I've told you already, I don't want to be here" "Why did I have to come with, why couldn't I just have been home alone, or with dad or whatever home alone?" "Be realistic Come on, lets give these people a chance Vilborg?" "Am I interrupting?" "Was wondering, Kolbeinn, would you like a chocolate biscuit?" "Come on" "OK, be that way, I'm going in there to have a good time" "Stop being a grouch, please" "He's in a bad mood, or?" "Christ..." "Think he wants a biscuit?" "I bet he does, just ask him" "Hi" "So, this is the path that divides the neighborhood into a west and an east side it needs to be maintained and weeded" "Who does that?" "That has been my responsibility" "Don't walk on it It's not finished" "You can't believe the impact these dumpsters have had" "Only thing is, people tend to make a mess around them" "It's like people just can't be bothered to open them" "So that's been my responsibility also" "Eeww Oh man, what is with people" "I don't know, maybe some finds dumpsters romantic" "I see." "I always just assumed this fell from the trash bags" "But what's romantic for someone might not turn other people on what are you talking about?" "About romance" "Right, should we go?" "This is the festival stage then we have a large grill here" "That's been my responsibility" "My dad, and Havel, they used to sing and play back in the day" "And since dad died, I play with Havel" "Havel?" "Is he Polish?" "No, he's Swedish, fine accordionist, a bit strange" "Mom and dad met him at a folk festival never got rid of him after that" "I've been thinking, about the old days, when we were all up at the cabin together aha" "I believe some things are meant to be and that some things were meant to be like, sometimes when I'm at home, playing the accordion and I get so caught up in it" "Then I come to, and realize that I'm not there, but here and I'm alive, you are alive but in a very different place different from then, you see" "Well hello, Havel" "What have I done What on earth have I done" "Havel, it's just a painting" "Your dad, it sounds like he was a hoot" "Yeah" "A lot of people thought so" "I got a medal for swimming and Harald got one for Lego" "Wow, I'd kill for a medal, never had one" "Yes, well, we won the University's engineer challenge really" "Made this Lego contraption, it's not important" "Embla is a great swimmer" "Jeez, I just get shy in such illustrious company" "Kolbeinn, are you going to eat, or what?" "No, I'm not hungry" "Harald, beer for you?" "No thanks." "I usually only have beer on Saturdays" "Something to look forward to, like a treat-day" "OK" "I think I'll still have a treat-day" "though it isn't Saturday, which is strange" "Is it Saturday?" "No, it's Thursday" "Can I have beer, Harald?" "No, not today" "Maybe on Saturday" "This sucks!" "Can you..." "Getting cozy?" "Very cozy." "Nice pajamas they were a gift from Embla, they're sort of mandatory" "I get the feeling I really get on your sisters nerves" "Yeah, could be" "Kolur is pretty shy with me Kolbeinn" "What did I say?" "Kolur, you said Kolur" "Kolur?" "Sorry, sorry" "I had a dog called Kolur Maybe that's why" "I'm not comparing your son to a dog, but he had dark hair too, some mental association" "No, he was crazy, bit everyone we had to put him down" "He's buried here, under the hot tub" "You just going to stand there?" "come here now" "Of course" "Isn't everybody going to sleep?" "Yes, everybody's going to sleep" "Good night, Harald" "Good night, Embla" "Good night, Embla" "Yes" "Pardon, I just can't find my shirt" "How'd you sleep?" "I slept like an accordion" "I'll find your clothes here, have some coffee" "Turn it" "Relax Harald, you're not the only member of SAHOO" "Oh really?" "That's good" "You have to tighten the wires see, it's loose, tighten it" "So Kolbeinn, how do you like it here?" "It's all right" "Isn't it?" "This is where I spent all my summers as a kid" "I was raised here, really" "Then I had find something to do" "I started collecting rocks, there are great rocks down by the lake up there on the heath too" "I'd gotten quite a collection, the kids in school thought I was insane, the did not get it they thought I was... weird" "Hi, hi see you found the pulp romances Yeah, just taking a peek skip the story of course, just find the erotic bits, listen" ""She reached out and ran her fingers across his massive chest"" "It is very..." "erotic" "Your son thinks I'm a total creep looks at me with hate in his eyes" "I wouldn't take it personally" "No, no, he will get to know me with time" "I was wondering, think I could break the ice with a hike or a boat ride?" "Not unless you drown him" "OK, not one for black humor no, I've never gotten this kind of humor" "Harald, listen" "I don't know how much you understood of what was happening" "I'm not some criminal, you know I'm what they call a gambling addict what I'm saying is, that it's an addiction but I've quit" "thank you for telling me" "But I have to get going, there is a clogged septic tank I have to see to." "Take one for the team, everything for SAHOO" "Well Kolbeinn" "Here..." "Oh, one" "Hi, oh wow amazing Embla" "Kolbeinn, take a look at the fish Embla caught" "Went and caught a lobster" "What?" "you caught a lobster" "No, there isn't Lobster in Lake Þingvellir" "Stebbi, Stebbi!" "What?" "There is some guy there that's unacceptable Who is that pervert?" "this is not acceptable there are children here" "What's not acceptable?" "Is there a problem?" "Sorry to bother you, but I'm chairman of SAHOO and we just can not have people naked out on the porch these are rules we put in place due to past experience this is bullshit," "I was inside breastfeeding my baby sicko" "Baby?" "there is a baby here?" "the baby is inside sleeping are you retarded, man" "I'll hit him if he comes closer" "Then I apologize, and urge you to attend the harvest festival" "What fucking harvest festival?" "who cares but, why not just feed the baby inside, instead of coming out here naked, and I don't like the word retarded" "Wanker God damn fucking pervert" "how was the breakfast date;" "with the Oslo woman?" "well, the tower "café" is a restaurant" "It opens at noon" "I told you to go there?" "Sorry, I meant Vox, Southstreet that's were I go, great place" "OK" "Girls, careful with the rocks exactly, see a car Yes, that's your car" "They are all about flushing stuff these days, some phase" "I've been looking for that watch for almost a year that's great, thank you." "Big no-no, girls" "OK, girls, we best be heading home, come on" "And?" "What?" "You can't just show up, Pálmi" "I can't just show up what?" "I'm here now" "You know what I mean, I'm with somebody here" "Hi honey" "Hey, this is Pálmi, my son's father." "Pálmi, meet Harald friend of mine" "Hi there" "So yeah, Pálmi is here to get Kolbeinn, turns out he's been messaging his father, telling him to come get him, without me knowing, Harald, sorry, you smell just awful tremendously awful" "I was fixing a septic tank, for the neighbors, had an accident, sorry" "I see, we once lived in a building that had these portholes where you threw your trash we were always clogging that, they were going to evict us remember Villa?" "not really a septic tank, but... well hello, who's this babe?" "This is Embla, my sister she's a bit shy by nature" "I see, but you just can't be shy around me, no can do" "I'll keep that in mind" "Harald, the smell is awful super awful" "I'm just going to pop into the shower wow, what a swell idea" "what are people doing with these septic tanks around here?" "Pálmi..." "OK, so what is this What was I supposed to do?" "Kolbeinn messaged me "everything sucks"" "What was I supposed to do?" "You could have called me first?" "I didn't have any phone credit Dad!" "There's the champ, hi" "Playing football?" "yeah, can we go?" "OK, well, what sucks so much?" "I don't know" "Is that guy a drag?" "Yeah" "OK, pass it, see that, haven't forgot a thing" "Vilborg?" "Yes?" "Could you hand me the towels from the brown bag?" "In the kitchen, brown" "There is no brown bag in the kitchen yes there is no." "It's right there" "Come on, they are outside" "then we just head home..." "Nice don't be a child, Pálmi" "Dad, I'll just go get my stuff I'll be quick all right, no hurry free beer here and stuff" "I got to get myself a cabin one day" "Sorry, I, are you all right?" "Of course" "I had no idea he would show up, one message and he was off message?" "yeah that said what?" "I don't know, some nonsense" "But hey, I could go back into town with them since Kolbeinn is leaving, and you're very busy" "I don't want to be a bother you want to go?" "No, I don't want to go" "It's very nice staying here, but since the kid is leaving can't he just be with his dad?" "He can, they are fine for a few hours, then Pálmi needs to meet someone somewhere, goes to the bar, leaves the kid home alone" "I see but don't take it personally" "Nope." "OK?" "Yeah." "I'm going check on them" "So you have some time off?" "me, yeah" "You have some time off, Pálmi you also Vilborg, everybody is on vacation" "I was just thinking, why leave?" "Why not just not leave?" "What do you mean?" "I mean, I could get you a place" "We can stay here all of us, there is the festival tomorrow the boy will like that" "It wouldn't cost you, free of charge that's not such a bad idea exactly, could be fun yeah, hot tub and stuff then I want to stay with dad" "We'll see about that, Kolbeinn" "Of course you can stay over at my cabin, I'm fully dressed, too" "Yes, I apologize..." "What is your name?" "Pálmi." "but they call me El-Palmo" "El-Palmo, like in Spain" "Embla!" "Great, it's settled then I'll find you a cabin" "Wonderful" "What shall we do tonight?" "How about a barbecue?" "That would be sweet, man awesome" "He can also stay in my room, Harald" "No, no, don't be silly hey, the old man's still got it No, I'm kidding" "Embla, could he help me with Just help me with the... what's this Pálmi, you are going to be staying here?" "He invited me Invited you?" "Pálmi, El-Palmo?" "Are you a mongoloid?" "she was having fun" "He's a good man, an artist No, no, not a bum" "Yes, I know how it is with these artistic types no, see, he's the father of my fiancées son yes, I'm in a relationship No, I'm not joking" "No I'm not imagining it why would I be imagining it?" "Anyway, the cabin?" "Oh, you are coming up here?" "OK, no, that's that then Bye" "Maradonna passes to Pele and, Eiður Smárason scores!" "Idiot" "Don't feel threatened boys, but I have a killer bicycle kick" "No, kidding" "I couldn't do a bicycle kick if my life depended on it" "I bet you can, Kolbeinn" "Just kicking the ball around" "Right ...you want to play?" "OK" "I'm game, if you think you can take it" "No, see, I have to start getting fliers out, advertise the harvest festival I was thinking you might come along, Kolbeinn?" "take a little walk" "No, just a thought hey, sure, I can come with we can all go together" "Excellent, excellent" "Why don't you just get your hair done, brighten your day" "Yes, yes it will" "No, no yes, a haircut," "it will brighten your day, yes it will" "Hi, Embla Can I come in" "Wow, so many kitties" "How many cats is that?" "I don't know Vilborg I haven't counted them" "Who is this?" "That is my mother She is your mother?" "no, just my mother me and Harald are half-siblings" "We only have the same dad this is information that he should have given you he never says anything" "Has she passed away?" "No Vilborg, she has not she lives up north" "She is a hairdresser" "Ólöf, hi?" "You've spoken with them?" "OK, and?" "Then there are 90 houses over there, we will get to that later" "Kolbeinn, here there is one over there" "Hi there, thanks" "He's a good boy, Harald yes, exactly" "I don't know you, but I hope you're a good boy too" "Right, right..." "Waffles, nice" "You are making waffles you've found the waffle-iron" "Now I'm celebrating Celebrating what?" "Just, life and stuff" "Embla, no, Pálmi take over come with me, take over what?" "are you insane?" "I don't know how..." "Ólöf has finally spoken with the bank management" "They've agreed not to prosecute" "OK, that's good" "That's good?" "That's great Harald I might have gone to jail" "I get to pay them back, no trial I loose the job of course" "But that's just fine" "Wait, that's fine?" "God yes, I was bored stiff with that bank stuff anyway also not a healthy workplace for someone like me" "I just want to do something new go to school or something what?" "No, just, you're more like the person I met in Oslo, lighter yeah, maybe it's the cabin or the clean air or something" "Or me?" "No, it's definitely not you" "Kidding, it is you Mom." "Dad is burning everything could you come Hello, this is not working not at all, where is the chef?" "A good man, yes, I vouch for him personally, a single father" "A single father, very charm..." "OK..." "And is that..." "You'll just come stay with me." "Dream on, Pálmi invite me and see what happens Hot tub and everything" "Kids, I've got the steaks here" "Yes I'm still on the line, you just hang up" "It's made of potatoes" "You didn't hear me?" "You've started?" "just picking at it" "Could you get a cabin?" "no, not really, its more complicated than I thought" "I still have one place in mind" "I can also just drive home tomorrow, I don't need to sleep can't he just spend one night up in the loft with Kolbeinn?" "I'm not sure Harald is OK with having your Ex super-lover spend the night" "No, no, it's no problem I'll get a cabin" "You know what you are?" "My little mister fix-it have some wine with us" "Know what, I think I'll just have a coke" "Harald" "all right, just a drop just to get the taste thought so my oh my, who is that babe you sure can bring it, I thought we had Paris Hilton in the house" "You're very pretty, honey" "I got this sweater for Christmas years ago, It's a used up rag" "Oh no, that's no rag" "The only used up rag here is me" "All right, Embla, lets eat you have to get to bed early if you're going to fish tomorrow" "Harald, don't be so boring I don't want to fish forever why do you say I'm boring, Embla?" "Because you are" "Now you are being a rude, Embla You don't say things like that" "You tell the truth." "Embla!" "Well well, siblings fighting, that's no good" "Yes, let's not fight tonight we celebrate wait, what is it that you keep celebrating?" "just life, and stuff Cheers, cheers" "is he always this grumpy?" "super-lover, really Pálmi?" "Hey, dance with me." "No" "Come on, why don't you want to dance with me?" "then I'll just dance with Embla" "no, no, Embla, Embla" "Embla is a great dancer, she took classes and got an award we took classes Harald you are very good too" "No, no" "Well, how about coffee?" "No, not coffee, I'll never fall asleep" "Maybe this was not such a good idea with the extra cabin" "I just wanted to delay the departure a little oh, thanks" "Say, is Embla your half-sister yes, she is" "I always find it a little silly calling her my half sister" "But that's the truth" "Dad knocked up a woman in one of these cabins, years ago" "A married woman mom wanted it this way" "So, my man, you got a cabin?" "No, I'm sorry, it just didn't work out" "Damn" "I do have an old tent, but, no that's not, never mind" "Hey, that's great, thanks the fridge is free for all, right?" "beer and whatnot?" "Go right ahead" "OK, a tent, we're going to have him hovering in the backyard?" "A hard worker, that man of yours you in a tent, can't quite picture it" "I can do that, I can do everything I set my mind to" "You of all people should know that if you can start a new family with this guy, I can sleep in a tent" "Start a family, I hardly know him we met last week" "You're talking nonsense he's just a very good guy" "I didn't know pitching one tent was such a big deal, look at him" "I don't remember you pitching any tents don't make fun of me, Vilborg for real, don't do it you know it hurts when you say stuff like that" "because it's you, you know" "See, see" "Hey, look what I found, Vodka in the cabinet?" "Yes, top one do you want some, Harald?" "Isn't it my turn?" "Your turn six twos, No, two sixes, You're retarded." "Here" "OK, you've won, but I lost on purpose, I let you guys win to protect your tiny egos sounds implausible No, you're implausible that's bullshit" "Is everything all right?" "Yup Maybe a bit too much to drink?" "I'm not drunk" "It's a bit loud Yes honey, we'll keep it down what is such a pretty girl doing in bed so early" "Don't" "Harald, can you play a few songs Yes I'll play" "She's so cute, Harald." "Don't you think so?" "So cute" "Yes, Embla is all right" "Good night" "Keep it down" "close your eyes they're closed you have to close your eyes, I'm not playing unless you close them they are closed" "for real, don't make me feel lousy, by not drinking with me" "I'm not making you lousy, I'm drinking a lot here because you know all my buttons" "this is good" "Stop it." "What?" "Don't do this, don't" "No, no no" "Hello, do we really need the singing?" "We got some great music on the hi-fi out here" "Is something the matter?" "nope..." "This party has perhaps run its course by now" "I'm sorry, that was hasty" "I did not mean to belittle you as a musician" "No really, you sing like an angel, my man" "I'd be very grateful if we could end this party yes, don't listen to Pálmi" "Pálmi is a drunk idiot who is going out to his tent, right now" "Yeah, OK, the tent, right now No problem" "Say, maybe I'll take something to read with me don't touch those!" "put it back put it back there" "I don't want you touching anything in here." "Get out" "cheers, ol' fella" "What kind of idiot..." "He's an idiot he's also a looser, and he's not feeling very well" "Feeling well?" "You know what, I'll get him out into the tent don't you come out there, I don't want you to start a brawl" "A brawl?" "I'm starting a brawl?" "I'm some brawler?" "just leave it to me." "I'm an engineer" "Man this is so strange you tidying up" "strange being here with you and yet not being with you seeing you with another man my son with another... fucking strange" "Could you not start this now?" "I'm not starting anything" "I'm just talking to you" "Pálmi, what's going on Sorry, sorry you must blow out the candles What's this guy's damn problem" "I'm sorry, it just all hit me everything I'm missing everything I've messed up" "I know I should have stood by you better" "I'm just not very strong I'm much weaker than you" "Pálmi, please, lets not" "OK... remember to lock the door What's the matter with him" "I got to lock this door I'm going walk me to the tent?" "No man, that's not cool" "OK..." "Good night one kiss No man, get out" "Vilborg, you have to talk to me I'm talking to you please talk to me stop it, Pálmi" "Don't I deserve a talk I am talking to you you're my sons mother who is my own flesh and blood" "you never quit..." "Vilborg!" "Vilborg?" "Harald?" "Harald?" "Haraldur Wha... you're not dressed yet?" "We decided to come together, your mother and I to our separate cabins, of course I just gave her a ride" "Havel got me to come, after all these years" "I got the bags, I'll just put them inside" "Hey, we have to practice Practice, practice, practice know what your dad always used to say when I wanted to practice?" "he said, Havel dear, you practice so hard it's enough for both of us no wait, wait that is not what he said" "Yes, it is but it was funny somehow" "I'm not saying it right" "She's asleep?" "yes, or, no, I don't know why didn't you call ahead?" "I called..." "did I come at a bad time?" "No, no, just would have liked to tidy up the place my guestbooks" "I'd forgotten about them how can you collect something for twenty years and then just forget about it?" "Oh my god what time is it?" "what, going to work?" "did you hear some people?" "it's day, god damn it" "Yesterday?" "Oh, Harald, he will think that I, shit let him think what he wants I hate you Pálmi, why did you drag me out to this tent you stupid cry-baby" "I'll not let you ruin this for me you've ruined enough wait, where are you going?" "what's the matter with you?" "Where are you going?" "out of the tent" "No, your not going anywhere" "I'm not going to let you run off into the arms of that doofus" "You have no say in that What are you going to tell him?" "just that I fell asleep you're going to say I'm impotent?" "what happened in the tent stays between the two of us nothing happened in this tent listen, I know, that we had some trouble in our relationship but I've found a cure, this is not about you, you self-centered idiot" "wow, now I'm a self-centered idiot, I'm just telling you that I found a solution to my problem a long time ago" "I have pills that work" "Damn it!" "Coffee, coffee, coffee nothing like it" "Except tea" "Mom?" "Hi, honey you were out fishing?" "didn't catch anything" "Kolbeinn, come here we're going" "Nice to meet you Hi" "Vilborg, wait" "Kolbeinn is upstairs, my mother why did you invite me to this fucking cabin, why are all these people here, why don't you just leave me be What do you mean why?" "Aren't we trying to have a relationship?" "I thought we were together you don't know me at all you don't know me or what position I am in you should just leave me alone, no one understands me least of all myself." "I thought it was over between you and Pálmi if I may interject, can we just spare the boy in all of this?" "Spare the boy, what are you talking about?" "I don't mean to interfere, but I think something has to be said what?" "Pálmi piss off, who invited you here?" "did you tell him that nothing happened in the tent again you're lying to everybody that I'm impotent, I'm not!" "are you insane Mom, I asked him to come" "I don't want to be here dad is taking me home" "I'm moving in with dad what are you talking about?" "Pálmi, did you tell him this?" "I didn't say a thing" "Dad, you said I could live with you." "No. yes." "that's not what I said, I never said that, I said that I wished that it were possible" "Pálmi, you're lying to the child?" "are you insane?" "who's lying here, I'm not lying Oh, so you're taking Kolbeinn," "Is he going to live with you?" "is that what you want?" "Damn that's low, Vilborg didn't I just say we should spare the kid, god damn bitch" "Dickwad are you out of your mind?" "you disgust me" "Go to hell you're crazy, see a shrink" "I hate you, I hate you!" "way to hot, I never use these at the swimming pool" "feeling better, dear?" "sure" "That's how it goes... sometimes you just need to vent a little, let it all out you know what I mean" "I haven't forgot what it's like to be young and stupid" "Now I'm just old and stupid we all have our rough patches" "I was married to an alcoholic for thirty years, I should know" "There you go, good, at the same time" "Away, down and pull I see." "Good" "Captain Kolbeinn, braves the waves yeah" "My uncle Havel" "Exactly" "put the beer under the table there are two beers per house" "I'll keep my eyes peeled it's no laughing matter why so tense, Harald?" "You're not the only member of SAHOO" "I don't understand why it had to be like that last night suddenly this was some party some bender" "Is alcohol an issue no has it got something to do with the gambling?" "I don't know this stuff" "No, it's got nothing to do with gambling addiction, and no" "I'm not an alcoholic what happened was just..." "Uncle Havel kisses with tongue!" "Uncle Havel kisses with tongue!" "Embla, I'm not your uncle we're not related" "Embla, calm down what's going on, Harald?" "I don't know what's going on Is something going on?" "No, just a misunderstanding let me explain, Havel" "Calm down dear, lets have a talk, come on what is this?" "just a misunderstanding we have to practice for the festival, Harald, I insist" "I'm having a very hard time with that electric guitar you got" "I don't like it, this is where I put my foot down" "I would really appreciate a ride back into town" "Yes, but I have to be here for the festival, I'm chairman of this fucking cabin association I have to be there but I can take you this evening" "It's fine, I'll get a cab" "too bad about your sister back there" "Yes, too bad" "I don't need to explain this to you, do I?" "Your mother and I, are now what you would call a couple that's none of my business" "Hello, hello, one two" "Well then, greetings and welcome to the SAHOO festival" "Havel here wrote a song for us we'll begin with, he's given you the fliers with the lyrics we all know Havel" "maybe a bit too well why is there no sound?" "come hither friends let's feast together" "Kids and mothers and kinsmen all" "No, the mountain with the smoke is on the other side, yes" "OK, thanks" "Mom, Harald can drive us after the festival then we don't have to take a taxi from Þingvellir" "It's a long way." "It is And expensive." "Yes very but we'll take care of ourselves, love like we always do we're going home home" "So, that was that next up is "one summer night" and everyone should join in just a reminder, only two beers per cabin, two" "one summer night in a faraway dale in a small meadow" "I shared a secret... pardon this, Harald had urgent matters to attend to shall we just get right into the polka?" "What do you all say?" "yeah" "You're going?" "I called a cab you don't want to see the festival?" "I bet the kid would like it, accordions, a bouncy castle" "is this how we say goodbye?" "more or less not quite how I pictured it in Oslo please Harald, we were abroad we were lonely, drunk, horny" "but did we ever get the chance to get to know each other?" "we're splitting up before we even get together" "I was thinking aren't you just being a bit too serious about all of this?" "If nothing happened in the tent then nothing happened done deal" "And if something happened, then that doesn't matter either you know... my dad, who was horrible" "basically an asshole, but he taught me one thing sex is just sex, it doesn't matter, you don't have to take it seriously" "can't we just meet up in town and give this a chance?" "you know what, Harald, I've made nothing but mistakes for years" "I have to start doing something right" "hi" "But, why not make one more mistake and let me be that mistake?" "are you going to invite me in?" "by all means. wine?" "White wine?" "Yes." "welcome to Norway thank you..." "No worries, I'm not inside" "I lit it, I lit it myself" "Are you insane Harald, Vilborg and the boy?" "they're gone, no worries Embla, I got your stuff here, take it" "I set it on fire, because I hate that fucking cabin" "The guestbooks?" "Guestbooks?" "fuck, I forgot them" "You wanted to keep them?" "no, I don't care about them did you take the gas-canister?" "No, fuck" "I've always dreamt of burning that place down" "No, just a fantasy, just like wanting to sleep with the anchor woman, you never act on it, just a fantasy" "Harald, Harald?" "!" "The lady is here" "Is everyone allright?" "I've fucked it all up, everything" "I've ruined everything we're not a mistake, Harald" "Havel, you have some Cocoa?" "No, Swiss-Miss maybe." "Great lets go to your place and give the kids some hot chocolate come, come along Embla, and don't worry about the fishing gear, uncle Havel will buy some first thing tomorrow morning" "I have to get a longer rod, I'm tired of this short rod yes, longer rod" "I can't remember the last time we were alone" "Hey," "I know a better place come on" "Pervert" "Don't, just..." "No, no Yes, over here." "Harald!" "come on I'm not stepping in there" "It's just water you have to come get me you're something else" "You're bonkers" "do I hear an accordion?" "always, no one escapes the accordion fellowship" "Vilborg come" "So listen," "I'm not impotent" "Oh, I know that" "THE END" "you can say everything these days everyone is so open, no taboos" "I heard a man on the radio, talking about the sex life of senior citizens nothing is sacred these days" "what a wonderful day no, he was so outspoken this guy he said there was action in every other room at the nursing homes and men masturbate all their lives, that's what males are like no one spoke of masturbation in my youth" "we always called it churning no one talks about churning himself today and isn't that just fine?"