"I cooked you lunch." "Oh, Michelle, you are the sweetest girl in the world." " I know, eat it." " Okay." "Mmm." "I taste bananas and pickles and Jell-O." "And bubble gum." "You got all four food groups." "Hey, don't play with your food." "Oh, nuts." "All right, munchkins, we got your chocolate moo juice here." "Extra chocolate, easy on the moo." "Thanks, Uncle Jesse." " Hey, everybody." "DANNY:" "Hey, Joey." "Guess what, Michelle?" "I got you a tape of children's songs by Raffi." "Thank you." "What is a Raffi?" "Well, he's the guy who sings "Baby Beluga."" "Oh, I used to love that song." "Dad, remember our dance?" "Come on, let's show Michelle." "Oh, this'll be fun." "I'll just put it here in your little baby boom box." "Okay, Joey, rock 'n' roll." "[MUSIC ON TAPE PLAYER]" "[SINGING "BABY BELUGA"]" "Two, three, four." "This is great." "I got the "Baby Beluga" dancers, I'm drinking moo juice." "When did my life become a G-rated movie?" "JESSE:" "Hi." " Bye." "Girls, wait." "How about a little, "Hello, how was your day?"" "No time to talk." "We're in charge of a dance." " What about your homework?" " If we do our homework now what do we do while they take attendance?" " Don't worry, I'm almost finished." " Oh, yeah?" "Well, let's see it then." "Did I say almost finished?" "I meant almost started." "Great." "The dance is next Friday." "Don't be late." "Dog Face said yes." "All right, we got a band." "Dog Face?" "Never heard of them." "That's because you're in second grade and Dog Face is a high-school band." "So?" "The Rolling Stones are about a hundred and I've heard of them." "So, what's next on our list?" "Well, this is a backwards dance." "That means we have to get some guys to be our dates." "Call up Kevin." "I can't right now." "I don't have his phone number." "Yes, you do." "It's the speed-dial button with the heart drawn around it." " Stephanie!" " It's ringing." "This is the phone company." "Your phone works fine." "Goodbye." "[MAKES CHICKEN SOUNDS]" "[LAUGHS]" "Kimmy." "Sorry, but sometimes she's funny." " Hello, Kevin?" " Stephanie!" "This is Stephanie Tanner and I was wondering if you'd like to go to the backwards dance..." " ...with my lovely sister, D.J.?" " I'm gonna kill you." "Okay, bye." "Kevin said yes." "I'm gonna hug you." "Teenagers, you make such a big deal out of everything." "[PIANO PLAYS]" "Somebody do something." "It's been one solid week of "Baby Beluga."" "I'm going bananas!" "[SINGING "BABY BELUGA"]" "Joey, you gave her that tape, you take it away." "Michelle, what do you say we fast-forward this thing to another song?" "No." "Well, Baby Beluga's tired." "He needs a nap." "Don't make me cry." "Ahem." "How do I look?" "You look great." "Dad, do you have to tape everything?" "Oh, sorry." "Okay, I'll stop." "Well, maybe a few more seconds." "I'm having a really good hair day." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" " I'll get it." " Wait, that's Kevin." "Now." "Hi, neighbors." "Hi, camera." "Kimmy, I gotta save the batteries for later." "D.J., bad news." "We don't have a band." "Dog Face broke up." "This is terrible." "I promised we'd have a great band." "Everybody's gonna hate me." "Unless...." "What?" "What unless?" "What are you looking at me for?" "Oh, come on." "D.J., I'd be happy to help you out, but I can't get my band at this late notice." "Well, what if I got you another backup band?" "Wait, I know who I can get." "They're hot." "Please?" "Deej, get a grip." "Actually, loosen your grip." " All right, I'm there for you, babe." " Oh, thank you." " Hello." " Hi." "Kevin, I missed your entrance." "Could you go back out and come back in again?" "Dad." "Kevin's mom is waiting." "And don't you dare follow us out to the car." " Bye." " Bye." "Thanks for asking me out, Steph." "My pleasure." "Any little brothers like you at home?" "Steph." "Adios, Tanners." "Jesse, be there by 7." "The gig pays $50, but since you don't have a whole band, you get 20." "Everybody sing." "I gotta go get ready for the band." "MICHELLE:" "Wait, you are missing the best part." "[JESSE TUNING GUITAR]" "Hey, Deej, is your backup band gonna show up or what?" "They'll be here, don't worry." "And just remember, you promised to play no matter what." "I got a feeling I'm gonna earn my $20 tonight." "So, Kathy, who'd you bring to the dance?" "Him, him and him." "Where'd Kevin go?" "He's...." "Kevin, come over here." "I'm just gonna get some punch." "Want any?" " Hey, Kevin, who asked you here?" " D.J." "So how come your babe's not here?" "She's busy talking." "She knows everybody." "I'm not good at that." " You gotta loosen up, man." " Yeah." "Come on, we got a little surprise for you." " What are you guys talking about?" " Just come on." "[DRUMMERS PLAY]" "D.J. Tanner, report to the stage immediately." "Oh, great, the band's here." ""Oh, great." "The band's--" This is a marching band." "Unless we're playing on a float, I'm out of here." " You promised." " You promised a good backup band." "They're good, they're a band, and they're in back of you." "Just give them a chance, please?" "All right." "But let's get one thing straight:" "We're not spelling out the school name during our songs." " All right." " Come here." "Now, as you might have guessed, this is not Dog Face." "But let's give a big Van Atta Junior High welcome to...." " No names." " The No Names." "You feeling all right out there?" "KIDS:" "Yeah!" "We'll take care of that." "Here we go!" "[SINGING THE TROGGS' "WILD THING"]" "Wild thing, I think I love you." "But I would like to know for sure." "Wild thing, you move me." "He is not worth 20 bucks." "Everybody, two, three, four." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Stop!" "Stop, stop, stop!" "Stop!" "Uncle Jesse!" "You can stop now, we found a stereo." "Come on, Deej, it's our big finish, "Stars and Stripes Forever."" "Uncle Jesse, it's over." "All right, rehearsal, my house, Saturday." "Great job, kids." " Kimmy, have you seen Kevin?" " Last time I saw him was out in the hall." "He's probably hiding from the band." "I'll tell him it's safe to come back in." " Kevin." " Hey, D.J." " What are you doing out here?" " Just hanging out." "The dance was lame, so we started our own party." "You're drinking beer?" "Yeah, it tastes horrible." "Want some?" "No, I don't want some." "You guys aren't supposed to be drinking beer." "Big deal." "We're just having some fun." "Try it." " Cut it out." " You didn't have to do that." "I'm sorry, D.J. I'll go get some paper towels." "Why don't you guys just get out of here?" "You are so uncool." "Oh, and you think you're cool?" ""The dance was lame." "Now we're having a party."" " Forget it, D.J., we don't want any beer." " Yeah, we're only 13." "D.J. Tanner." " Uncle Jesse" " You're in big, big trouble, young lady." " Uncle Jesse, I didn't do anything." " Oh, yeah?" "Then what's this?" "It's beer, but" "Gonna tell me you weren't drinking it?" "I can smell it." "Those guys were the ones drinking." "I was trying to stop them." "Save it, I saw the whole thing." "Come on, you're going home." " Uncle Jesse." " D.J., where you going?" "Home." "She doesn't feel well." "[SINGS "BABY BELUGA"]" "Baby Beluga, are you sick?" "Uh-oh." "Help!" "Help!" "Honey, what's wrong?" "Baby Beluga is broken." "Really?" " Well, maybe I can fix it." " No." "I want "Baby Beluga."" "I want "Baby Beluga."" "I want "Baby Beluga."" " Okay." "Okay." "Okay." " Okay." "Okay." "Okay." "[SINGING "BABY BELUGA"]" "Stop." "Sing it nicely." "[SINGING "BABY BELUGA"]" " Dad!" " Danny!" " I'm talking first." " No, I'm talking first." " I am." "You don't even know" " I am" "What's going on here?" "I was not drinking beer." "You were not drinking what?" "Danny, I saw the whole thing." "She had a beer, talking about partying." "The other kids were drinking." "I was telling them how stupid they looked." "Hey, everybody makes mistakes." "We know how hard it is when other kids are drinking and they offer you a drink" "I know drinking is wrong." "We already had this talk." "That's why I didn't do it." "I'm telling you the truth." "Like you told us about your homework?" "And you weren't exactly honest about this marching backup band tonight." "That was totally different." "You believe me, don't you, Dad?" "I'd like to, but you do smell like beer." "Someone spilled it on me, really." "D.J., go to your room." "I'm gonna talk to Jesse and then to you." "This is so unfair." "How could you take his side instead of believing your own daughter?" "[SINGING "BABY BELUGA"]" "Oh, no." "Get out, get out, get out!" "How could they do this?" "I was telling the truth." "I don't deserve to be treated this way." "I didn't do anything." "What didn't you do?" "It doesn't matter, nobody believes me anyway." "Not Uncle Jesse, not Joey, not even Dad." "I believe you, D.J." "You do?" "Of course I do." "You're my big sister." "And besides that, you were looking right in my eyes." "When you lie, you look at the top of my head." "Thanks, Steph." "I gotta find a way for them to believe me." "I can't believe this is happening." "She's only 13 and she's such a good kid." "Danny, this could happen to any kid." "There's" "There's a lot of pressure on them to try drinking." "I know, and not just from other kids." "You get sometimes these celebrities and rock stars, people these kids look up to." "I mean, they're making drinking look cool." "They're sending the wrong message to kids." "D.J.'s gonna get the right message, okay?" "That there's no drinking period." " I say go upstairs and lay down the law." " Jesse, wait a minute." "Just sit down." "I think it's not as simple as just punishing her." "I think we have to find out why D.J. did it so we can decide the best way to help her." "I don't want her to be one of those kids who learns the hard way." "Your attention, please." "Whatever it is you said D.J. did, she did not do." "How do you know, Steph?" "Because she was crying." "Those were not "I'm in trouble" tears." "Those were "I really didn't do it" tears." " We have to straighten this out." " Yep." " She's not in her room." " Where is she?" "She went to the dance with Kimmy's mom to prove she's innocent." "Now she sneaks out of the house without telling us?" " What is going on with her?" " Okay, guys, I'll handle everything here." "Go ahead, take off." " Thanks, Joey." " Bye, Dad." "I'll see you at school tomorrow." "Bye." "D.J., you missed everything." "Kevin and Paul and Sam got caught drinking." "They're gonna be suspended from school." "I hate to say it, but they deserve it." "Your mom's waiting outside." "I have to find Kevin." "He's over there waiting for his parents." "You better talk to him now." "You may not see him for a long time." " Hi." " Hi." "You and I have to talk." "My family thinks I was drinking." "Oh, man." "You gotta tell my dad I'm innocent." "Why did you have to go and drink, anyway?" "Those guys said it would loosen me up." "I thought you'd have more fun with me." "Well, I didn't have fun with you tonight." "I had fun with the old Kevin." "Kevin, your parents are here." "I'm dead." "D.J., I'm really sorry." "I know you are." "Is it okay if I call you again sometime?" "All right, just make sure the old Kevin calls." "Come on, son." "Let's go." " Kevin, have you seen D.J.?" " She's in there." "Thanks." " Mr. Tanner?" " Yeah?" "D.J. wasn't drinking tonight." "It was me and two other guys." "She was trying to stop us." "She was telling us the truth." "I'm sorry, man." "I saw her with the beer, I just" "Oh, no, Jess, don't feel bad." "It was an honest mistake." "Thanks for telling us, Kevin." "Come on, Kevin." "Come on, let's go." "I was pretty rough on her." "Do you mind if I go in and have a word alone with D.J.?" "Okay." "Hi." "Oh, great." "Now I'm in even more trouble." "Look, I came down here to find Kevin so that" "I just talked to Kevin outside." " You did?" " Yeah." "He told me what really happened." "I owe you a big apology." "You really hurt my feelings." "I'm sorry for not believing you, pal." "Well, I guess it did look kind of bad." "And I did bend the truth a couple times this week." "D.J., I want you to know why I lost my temper tonight." "It just" " It made me crazy thinking of my little niece out there starting to drink." "This isn't fun and games." "I've seen it happen to my friends." "They think they have it under control, but they've messed up their whole lives." "That's why I'm so proud of you for making the right decision tonight." "It's not that hard to say no." "Those kids were acting like idiots." "Well, we made it through tonight." "The sad truth is that you're gonna be faced with a lot of tough decisions in your life." "And not just about drinking, either." "About" "About drugs, and about sex and who knows what." "I just wish you could grow up in a world where you can enjoy being a kid." "But I'm sorry, pal, that's not the way it is." "So I hope that you'll use the same good judgment that you used tonight." "Because I never want to see you get hurt." "I love you so much." "I love you too, Uncle Jesse." "Thank you." "All right, let's go home, huh?" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]"