"Among men, there are those called 'handsome' and those called 'ugly'." "A 'handsome'man is one with a well-formed face." "An 'ugly'man as the word suggests, is ugly." "You might think a man's looks don't matter but many men have complexes about their looks and only pretend not to care." "Yes, every man wants to be handsome!" "THE HANDSOME SUIT" "Takuro Ohki, 33, a.k.a.... ...'Butaro', or 'pig-boy'." "The taku in his name resembles the character for buta, or 'pig'." "His parents divorced soon after he was born." "His mother ran a small diner called 'Kokoroya', or 'Heart'." "He inherited his mother's talent for cooking and even studied in Italy." "But his mother died ten years ago, and since then he has lived his ugly life at 'Kokoroya'." "He speaks in his mother's strong Osaka accent." "Lord luv a dook!" "I'm flummoxed!" "He picks his nose when he thinks." "He repeats old TVcomedy routines ad nauseum." "'Comaneci!" "'" "'And that's that!" "'" "His love life is worrisome." "He has approached and been rejected by 101 women." "Of these, 52 fled in tears." "25 accused him of stalking." "When he sneezes women flee as if from a chemical attack." "But the thing from which all his troubles stem is that he's ugly." "Tremendous!" "I want him in the Handsome Suit!" "'My Revolution'!" "This song flips my switch!" "Time to wrestle!" "Opening time." "Welcome!" "The way Ma made it." "Welcome!" "The ginger pork lunch, Butaro!" "It's 'Takuro', dammit!" "Beef innards!" "Chicken!" "Mackerel!" "Uh...they want..." "Beef, chicken, mackerel!" "Orders up!" "Great as always!" "Thank you!" "Um..." "Hi, Toku." "Your special box-lunch." "Sorry for the trouble." "It's no trouble!" "I'm glad you eat it every day." "Thanks!" "All he needs to be happy now is a girlfriend!" "A guy like me will never be happy." "You brought him down!" "Welcome." "Um is the job still open?" "The job?" "!" "He's up again!" "Yes." "The one posted outside." "She's gorgeous!" "What's your name, Miss?" "Hiroko Hoshino." "Do I need a resume?" "Heavens, no!" "You're hired!" "Right?" "A babe like that?" "On the spot, right?" "She's gorgeous but if I hire her she'll regret it." "'Look how ugly the owner is!" "'" "'Yuck!" "'she's thinking." "Finger." "Maybe we should have you start today!" "Uh, I'm sorry." "Could you leave?" "Oh..." "What?" "!" "That's best." "Sorry." "You didn't run..." "Have these." "I sneezed, and she didn't run!" "Are you sure you don't have a cold?" "She sympathizes!" "Um please take the job!" "Do I qualify?" "Of course!" "But you said..." "It's a woman's privilege to change her mind." "You're a guy!" "Start tomorrow." "Thank you!" "This is Hiroko!" "It's opening time." "Right!" "There." "Thank you!" "She's beautiful, and she's a sweet-heart." "Hot-pot!" "She met my eyes again!" "The fourth time today!" "The first..." "The second..." "The third..." "The fourth..." "Not once or twice, but four times!" "I'm in love again!" "Butaro!" "Here's a picture of you!" "'Oink'!" "Thanks!" "Let me give you a hug!" "Yone... 450 yen for a meal set..." "isn't that cheap?" "Isn't it?" "Sonny hasn't raised his prices since Saki's time." "'Saki'?" "Sonny's mother." "'Ma's taste at Ma's price.'" "Is that so..." "Hazama Boats" "Hisae..." "Hisae!" "It's ready." "Shinsuke!" "Lunch!" "Come on, you two!" "Oh, please!" "Tell me..." "Why did you want to work here?" "I came here once a long time ago with my dad." "Someone tried to walk out without paying." "Walk out?" "Hey!" "Where do you think you're going?" "!" "I'm sorry!" "I haven't eaten in two days!" "You should've said that before you walked out!" "But..." "I'm calling the police!" "No, please!" "Yone..." "He's not a walk-out." "He just forgot his wallet." "No, he didn't!" "Sure he did!" "He was going home to get it." "I'll wait." "Today or tomorrow or next year." "I'm really sorry!" "I don't want people coming to grief from eating here." "Sonny hasn't changed at all." "No?" "Good." "Say 'ah'..." "Good boy!" "Hisae..." "What?" "Tell me something straight." "Am I...ugly?" "Yep." "Whoa!" "At least think first!" "You wanted it straight." "You've known for years anyway." "Why was I born ugly?" "Hey..." "You're ugly." "I'm in a wheelchair." "But you're handsome." "People go by appearances, but only at the start." "After that it's your real self that's important." "And that's the Shinsuke I fell in love with, right?" "Right!" "I get it!" "You're in love." "Sorry!" "It'll never work!" "She didn't run when you sneezed." "A guy like me saying he loves her?" "Don't give up yet!" "Look if you were a bug you'd be a roach." "A roach?" "But a roach that's trying hard is really cool!" "Yeah!" "Roach." "Hey!" "There's no roach." "You guys are so excitable!" "Anyway don't waste this chance encounter with the lovely Hiroko!" "Reel her in, and bring her to our wedding!" "Would you be brooding on something?" "How did you know?" "Most grown men on swings in parks at sunset are brooding." "Oh..." "But who are you?" "'The suit that will change your life'?" "With our suit, 'Let's handsome!" "'" "'Let's handsome!" "'" "I'm going to play pinball!" "It's ready!" "Chef Takuro's Sicilian-style Mediterranean 'pasta caprice'!" "It looks great!" "Happy to hear it." "'And that's that!" "'" "I know that one!" "She laughed!" "'Bow-wow!" "' 'Toot toot toot!" "'" "You're really funny!" "I am?" "You want more?" "Sure!" "How about this?" "'Comaneci!" "'" "That's so original!" "That's a pretty old one..." "Go ahead, eat." "Thank you!" "This is love." "Does she mean me?" "No, stupid!" "The pasta!" "True love." "What's this?" "A new kind of postcard." "There's a chip in it." "There is?" "There's other songs." "This is..." "'My Revolution'." "I'm in love." "Um I'm in love, too!" "I'm in love with you!" "Really in love!" "Why?" "Why do you love me?" "'Why'?" "Huh?" "Well, uh you're perfect." "What do you love about me?" "Huh?" "Uh, well..." "You know, uh..." "Your eyes!" "Your nose!" "Your lips, earlobes..." "And your pores, hair quality..." "Everything I can see, all of it!" "You're gorgeous!" "I see." "I'm disappointed." "Hiroko!" "You guys told me to tell her!" "Now she's gone and quit on me!" "An ugly guy says he loves her, and she says she's disappointed!" "No, I'm not coming to your damn wedding!" "Piss off!" "TRY!" "I have tried!" "Sorry." "You don't have to look like that!" "Aoyama Clothiers" "Welcome." "So you made it..." "I need a suit for a wedding..." "That's not really why you're here, is it." "You want the suit that will change your life." "No, just a normal suit..." "I'm Shiraki, manager of this branch." "Excuse my handsomeness." "I have a suit I'd like you to see." "It will change your life." "I just want a normal suit..." "You won't look good in one." "Should you be saying that?" "What is this place?" "We wish to recommend these suits." "What are those?" "!" "Suits." "They've got heads." "What's going on?" "The suit that makes anyone handsome in body and face." "The Handsome Suit!" "'Handsome Suit'?" "'Bye." "Wait!" "You can change your life!" "I came for a suit for a friend's wedding!" "Takuro Ohki!" "This is the real me." "Huh?" "!" "What?" "!" "Eh?" "Huh?" "We all want to be ideal." "Making this dream come true is the 'Handsome Suit'." "Let's Handsome!" "If you're disfigured by injury, or you want to disappear or you're wanted now you can be a different person!" "The 'Handsome Suit' will make your dreams come true." "'Aoyama Clothiers!" "'" "We'd like you to be a trial customer." "Why me?" "Because you are the one who most wants to." "You have a complex about your looks." "You fit all our requirements for an ugly person." "Great, huh?" "No." "Try one on." "No, thanks." "Oh, come on!" "Show me a normal suit next!" "Is this right?" "Sawada!" "The vacuum!" "Vacuum?" "What?" "Why?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "!" "Keep still!" "Sorry." "Hey!" "I'm being pressure-packed!" "Look in the mirror." "What the...?" "!" "I'm incredibly handsome!" "Yes, very handsome!" "Thanks!" "I'm even handsome here!" "Would you like to try the others?" "Sure!" "I'll try this!" "Be my guest." "'Here's to your eyes.'" "Too trendy." "Cool!" "Well?" "Too much?" "A bit too much." "This is 'handsome'?" "This one's the most 'me'." "Yes." "That is the one I would recommend." "Any way you look at it I'm handsome!" "One part is still not handsome." "What's that?" "Your voice is ugly." "Touch your throat." "Change the voice channel." "Now talk." "'Hello'...huh?" "'A voice echoing like a distant train whistle'..." "Very handsome!" "Too achy-breaky." "'Hello'..." "'Huh?" "'" "'Wha...?" "!" "'" "Yes!" "This voice is handsome!" "It's fantastico!" "Why does he say that?" "'Hello.'" "'Good evening." "Gnineve Doog!" "'Are yuz havin' a good time?" "!" "That's greet!" "'" "Too leering." "'Hello." "'Like to have dinner with me?" "'" "I'll take this voice!" "A Handsome suit needs a handsome name." "'Hikariyama, Annin'!" "'Light' and 'mountain', shining and majestic." "Then 'Annin' soft and sweet as almond jelly." "Now that's handsome!" "Hikariyama Annin." "This is a test suit, remember." "Avoid hot water." "Atest suit..." "And you can't tell anyone." "I won't." "I couldn't." "Now go forth and enjoy your Handsome life!" "How do I do that?" "Just wear it home." "It's the Handsome Suit!" "Let's handsome!" "Let's handsome!" "You coming?" "Oh, sorry..." "Oh, sorry!" "Sorry." "No problem!" "Huh?" "Last time she looked at me like dirt, and now she's smiling." "Look at that guy!" "Isn't he hot!" "Yeah, real hot!" "Did someone call me 'hot'?" "He's looking!" "Oh, wow!" "Women are staring at me!" "Stabbing me with their eyes!" "So this is 'handsome'!" "The waitress comes sooner." "You get all the refills you want!" "Please!" "Take three!" "When you're handsome, they say 'please'and mean it." "And you get three packs of tissues!" "Thank you!" "Thanks." "Right!" "Let's try it in English." "My first wink!" "I'm skipping!" "Skipping through town!" "Even dogs come to me!" "Handsome!" "It's fantastic!" "My boy!" "Men, too?" "!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Who's your agent?" "Agent?" "Perhaps you've been working abroad?" "Well, I was in Italy until recently... ltalia!" "Milano!" "Firenze!" "This is your lucky day!" "Would you like to try modeling with us?" "I mean it." "Modeling?" "A model?" "!" "I am Kamiyama." "With Kamiyama you can dream big dreams." "Do you see?" "Yes!" "Yesterday was fun!" "I love being handsome!" "Gotta watch the accent." "'Hello.'" "'Thhhank you.'" "Sonny?" "Sonny?" "Um excuse me." "What?" "I saw the sign outside about the job." "Oh, I'm sorry." "The job's taken." "If you'd just come sooner..." "Wait a minute..." "You need someone cute to replace Hiroko!" "This is a diner!" "Who cares?" "But she's ugly!" "Looks don't matter!" "Um I'm used to not meeting the visual standards." "No no no..." "I'd be happy to have you here." "You mean I pass?" "Starting tomorrow." "I'm Motoe Hashino." "How do you do." "This is Motoe!" "Welcome!" "But looks do matter." "Hiroko!" "Thank you!" "One pork-eggplant lunch!" "Thank you!" "Rice omelet!" "She's really good when it's busy like this." "50 yen change." "Thank you!" "Over here!" "Do you mind?" "This way." "Thank you!" "You're short of time." "Miso mackerel?" "Large?" "One large miso mackerel!" "Now if only she was pretty!" "That's what they all say." "That feels good!" "Your fingers are so strong!" "I'd like to thank you." "For what?" "When I first came, and you said looks don't matter." "Did I say that?" "Your man must be one happy guy." "Why?" "You work hard, you give great back-rubs, you're so calm..." "The position's vacant." "Just kidding." "I'm off!" "See you." "Back soon!" "Here we go!" "He's changed..." "Whoops!" "Forgot the vacuum." "Wow!" "It's huge!" "Hello!" "Hello." "Sorry." "Annin!" "You're here!" "I knew you'd come!" "Come stand before the camera." "I love that case." "It's so new." "So original, so cool." "Someone take his case!" "Yuki!" "Reimi!" "Move!" "Who's that guy?" "OK?" "Move, I said!" "Hi." "Who are you?" "Kamiyama senses hidden potential within you." "Who's that amateur?" "!" "He's got something!" "Stand before the camera and do your thing." "Huh?" "Strike a pose." "What kind of pose?" "Are you sure, Mr Kamiyama?" "You're losing your eye for talent." "As if you were doing the thing you like best." "The thing I like best..." "Yes!" "The pose you take for the thing you like doing best!" "In that case..." "Fantastic!" "You're playing guitar." "That's right." "Let's call it that." "Great!" "Right!" "Next!" "He's on the beach, playing with his dog!" "Yes!" "I see the doberman!" "I know!" "You're driving your Porsche." "Right." "I see it!" "The Costa del Sol!" "Next!" "Wonderful!" "For a newcomer, you have an enormous repertoire." "There's Raika!" "I know her!" "She's in commercials!" "She's gorgeous!" "Raika!" "Perfect timing!" "Raika, the cool beauty!" "Who's he?" "May I present my latest discovery Annin!" "He'll be huge!" "I disagree..." "I think you'll see how talented he is." "So why did you become a model?" "Huh?" "Why?" "It looked like fun." "Then quit now!" "Wait, Raika!" "Don't think modeling is just posing in front of a camera." "If you think that you shouldn't be here." "Yeah, you're right." "I shouldn't be here." "Annin!" "Excuse me." "Before I go, can I ask a rude question?" "Are you always like that?" "Never smiling?" "Raika is a cool beauty!" "She doesn't smile." "Why do you ask?" "People look their best when they're smiling." "Sorry." "I don't really like my smile." "OK, then..." "'Comaneci!" "'" "'And that's that!" "'" "'Bow wow!" "Bow wow!" "'" "I'm Annin!" "Howdy do!" "I like your smile." "I'll be going..." "Kamiyama!" "You're right." "He could make it big." "You're in!" "Raika approves." "Could he do the cover with me?" "What?" "!" "I'm doing that!" "What about me?" "!" "Hey, Boss!" "Right!" "Annin does it." "What?" "!" "Wait a minute!" "Wow!" "A break-out!" "Me?" "On the cover?" "!" "Hey, new guy..." "Oh, hello." "Want to hang out?" "Now?" "I'm asking you out." "Are you going to say no?" "You're asking me out?" "!" "It's dinner with some friends." "Be at your best." "Yes, ma'am!" "They're her friends?" "!" "Annin!" "Bam!" "Knock it back, man!" "Thanks." "You're into scarves?" "Yeah." "Me, too!" "Let's trade." "You don't mind?" "You with a guy!" "This is rare." "We're just friends." "You're lying!" "No!" "But you like him..." "Annin!" "You've got a chance!" "I mean it!" "With Raika!" "Bam!" "Get in there!" "Bam!" "It's Raika, man!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Raika, I'll help." "Really?" "Shall I cut that?" "Excuse me..." "Cucumbers are tricky." "First you cut off the ends then take off the bottom." "See?" "It doesn't roll." "Amazing!" "That's fast!" "Then we take this and we're done!" "Wow!" "Incredible!" "He's good!" "Oh, at the diner..." "Diner?" "Uh, I call my kitchen at home 'the diner'." "That's so cool!" "I've got to make Takuro disappear!" "Settle down." "You'll be fine." "They can't know I'm him!" "Jeepers!" "What'm I doin'?" "!" "You speak Osaka?" "Osaka?" "Nay, nay, nay!" "There!" "No!" "Is he ever funny!" "Isn't he!" "You think so?" "I don't." "He's really different." "Today he did 'Comaneci' for me." "He sounds just like Takuro!" "Sorry!" "Sorry!" "It's OK!" "You're the second person who's done that." "Yes!" "Nice one!" "He sounds like we'd get along." "Why don't we call Takuro?" "What?" "!" "Yeah!" "He and Annin would get along great!" "Who's he?" "He's probably busy." "He's at home watching porn." "I doubt that." "Do you know him?" "Of course not!" "It sounds that way..." "He's just kind of familiar somehow." "Let's call him!" "But aren't we having enough fun without him?" "The more the merrier!" "Yeah!" "Why not?" "Is that 'My Revolution'?" "Hey, I've got a call!" "Excuse me." "Someone you can't talk to here?" "This friend's a nuisance." "A nuisance, huh?" "Yes!" "He's not answering." "What's up?" "Takuro?" "Come over and meet someone." "His name's Annin." "I'm having dinner with some people right now." "Yeah?" "Who with?" "You don't know them." "They're a nuisance, but I'm stuck." "Call us later, then." "OK." "See you." "Jerk!" "He's with some nuisances and he can't get away." "That's too bad!" "Welcome back." "Is your phone call done?" "Yep." "Nothing important." "There's no problem." "Your voice..." "Surprise!" "Wow!" "That's amazing!" "Just like Takuro!" "Damn that Shinsuke!" "I'm back." "Tomorrow's the cover shoot." "I can't just close..." "Yone, I'll get things set up tonight..." "Yone?" "Who are you?" "Good question." "Good question." "Good question!" "Oh, well..." "Yone, I'm sorry." "Motoe?" "What are you doing here at this hour?" "Yone phoned and said you'll be away tomorrow." "I'm really sorry." "I'll help." "No!" "I'll be fine." "I can't let you do that!" "It's OK." "I'd just be at home doing nothing." "Well, in that case..." "Oh maybe you can use this." "Can I open it?" "Wow!" "Awrist-band!" "Can I try it?" "Yes." "But why?" "That wok looks hard on your wrist." "Thank you!" "Oh, and that star..." "Push on it." "OK..." "'My Revolution'!" "They've got chips that play songs." "I know..." "Huh?" "So that means you had this made?" "When you get tired, push on it." "Thank you very much!" "Shall we?" "Yes." "So I'll..." "Sorry." "It's OK." "Why did my heart go pit-a-pat?" "So is there someone you like now?" "Right here with me." "Just kidding." "Stop that!" "What about you?" "I was in love with a girl who worked here." "You were?" "But then I got carried away..." "Why am I telling you this?" "I'm happy you would." "When you're around, I seem to start talking..." "Raika, Annin here we go!" "Perfect!" "Get closer to Annin!" "That's good!" "Yes!" "Great!" "He's away again?" "Sorry." "Curry, right?" "You're good at this." "I am?" "Isn't he?" "That's good!" "One more!" "Great!" "Just like that!" "Got it!" "We're done!" "Well done." "Thanks." "This is great!" "Isn't Annin the greatest?" "That's me!" "I have to buy this!" "Thanks." "Catch you next time." "They're buying!" "On The Go With Annin!" "Hard day, huh?" "Let's go!" "Ow!" "Thanks." "Sorry, sorry..." "Isn't handsome fun?" "It's great!" "Let's handsome!" "'Starting to understand my revolution..." "'Aiming at tomorrow...'" "Hiroko!" "No woman alive can resist me now!" "Hm?" "Surprised?" "I am Annin, the one and only." "Huh?" "Excuse me." "I'm in a hurry." "Huh?" "Wait wait wait..." "Wait!" "There's one thing I have to tell you." "Tell me?" "We've only just met, but it looks like I'm in love with you." "Is that what you wanted to tell me?" "You could even make me your one and only." "You'd be happy if I fell in love with you on sight?" "Sure I would." "I prefer a person who sees the real me." "I'm in a hurry." "Wait a minute!" "Annin has been rejected." "Can this be?" "No." "She was just too shy." "'I'm sorry about before.'" "'I know." "It was so sudden." "You were embarrassed.'" "'You knew that?" "'" "'I see all.'" "'I felt so hot I had to run through the park to cool off.'" "'Maybe you need heating up again...'" "'Take me and... '..." "light my fire!" "'" "She's cute." "I want her!" "No!" "She's mine." "Life is so dull when I'm not handsome." "Hello?" "Takuro?" "There's a sale on paper towels..." "These should last a while." "Yep." "Hey!" "Give that back!" "It's mine!" "That's not fair!" "There's some on your nose!" "Come on." "Takuro, let's play a game." "A game?" "Like what?" "You find someone having a happy moment." "A happy moment?" "No matter how trivial." "Then take ten steps." "But first take their picture." "I used to play it a lot." "I call it the 'Finding Happiness on the Way Home Game'." "Humor me." "But I have to..." "I'll start." "...get things ready..." "That woman!" "She's pregnant!" "She looks happy!" "See?" "One, two, three, four five, six, seven, eight nine, ten." "Your turn!" "Find someone happy?" "That kid eating sweet-bean cake!" "The ones shaped like a fish!" "Is that too trivial?" "It's great!" "Perfect!" "That cake looks so good!" "I'll go up ahead." "That man on the phone!" "He looks happy!" "Maybe he's just closed a sale." "He's happy." "That man got his car parked." "He looks happy!" "That man just found 10 yen!" "Like he found a diamond!" "That guy peeking in through the seal of that magazine!" "He's happy!" "Look at him!" "That woman coming out of the hairdresser!" "Happy!" "That guy's rented a porno DVD!" "Look at him smirk!" "Disgusting!" "A foreigner just found an apartment." "Happy." "Me, too." "...six, seven, eight, nine, ten!" "I'm beat!" "Have a soda popsicle." "Wow!" "Thanks." "At first I thought it was stupid but it's fun, isn't it." "Someone's moment of happiness on your cell phone makes you kind of feel it's your moment, too." "Man, these things are good!" "The best!" "That one was mine!" "Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen..." "You didn't take it!" "From Motoe..." "A moment of happiness... I found another one." "A great, big smile." "You're amazing." "Every day you show me something different." "That's because you start a revolution in me." "It's like you're not just one person." "That's high praise." "My place?" "Sure." "A kiss feels this good?" "!" "Show me all of you." "I will." "All of me." "Wait!" "Let me take a shower." "Am I really going to do it with that babe?" "Right!" "'You are the signpost that points the way..." "'To where love flowers...'" "I forgot about hot water..." "Sorry about last night." "Raika..." "Explain." "I want to treasure you." "Take things slowly." "Tell me later." "Slowly." "Annin!" "Yes?" "Annin..." "It's all set." "You're in the Tokyo Girls' Collection!" "What's the 'Tokyo Girls' Collection'?" "20,000 people watching Japan's biggest fashion show!" "Only big names appear." "Me, in a fashion show?" "!" "That's right!" "Great happiness is in your grasp!" "I can see it all now!" "Kamiyama sees it!" "Congratulations!" "Thank you." "Now that's settled, let's get on with today's shoot." "What is it?" "A feature on your private life." "The title is 'Annin:" "From Morning Shower to Breakfast'." "All set!" "A shower?" "!" "Nay!" "No showers!" "No?" "No showers!" "No showers!" "Mommy!" "Annin!" "No showers!" "No showers!" "So he hates showers..." "Yeah." "Annin's hiding something." "Hating showers that much..." "It's not normal." "What doesn't he want known?" "Out of the way!" "You give me the creeps." "Annin!" "Happy birthday!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Thank you!" "Tonight you let loose and party!" "I will!" "Hi, Reimi!" "What a great party!" "Annin makes it!" "We'll see about that!" "What's that?" "There's a reason Annin won't shower in front of people." "There is?" "Yeah." "And I'm going to lift the cover on his secret." "This is important." "What do you think?" "Right on!" "No!" "Be serious." "You haven't signed a contract with us yet." "Well, yeah..." "How does Y50 million a year sound?" "50 million?" "!" "That's decades of cooking!" "Will you take it?" "Definitely!" "I knew you would!" "Raika's here!" "Happy birthday!" "Thanks." "Thanks a lot!" "I'm really happy all these people came." "I have a present for you, too." "You do?" "!" "The present is in my bedroom." "So no running away." "Definitely!" "Handsome!" "I just can't quit!" "It's show time!" "Whoops!" "Now I reveal your secret!" "Huh?" "!" "What happened?" "Why did the lights go out?" "Where's Annin?" "Where'd he go?" "Where did he go?" "!" "What's that kid up to?" "!" "Yuki!" "Damn you!" "Do you have a suit that can stand hot water?" "This suit looks the same as the rest." "However this is not a test model." "This is the perfect Handsome Suit." "To wear this suit you must commit." "Commit?" "Wear it, and you become Annin Hikariyama." "Completely?" "You mean..." "Yes!" "You can never be Takuro Ohki again." "So I live my life as Annin Hikariyama?" "You need never return to your former ugly self." "33 years as Takuro, or a few months as Annin." "Which has been happier?" "Unlike the test suit you must remove your underwear and wear it as you were born." "Meaning I have to choose one or the other..." "Meaning that people are their appearance." "Now you know that." "Isn't Annin so hot?" "Totally hot!" "Annin's mine!" "Hey, look..." "Yuck!" "He's looking at us!" "Stop looking at us!" "You make me sick!" "Takuro...you're ugly." "Hey!" "You touched me!" "A groper!" "I did not!" "You groped me!" "The bus lurched, that's all!" "Driver!" "A groper!" "No!" "I didn't grope anyone!" "Hey!" "It wasn't me!" "Let go!" "Out!" "Out!" "Out!" "Asshole!" "Don't move!" "It wasn't deliberate!" "Liar!" "You meant it." "I know!" "How?" "Just the sight of you." "You've got a pervert's face!" "What?" "!" "We're going to the police!" "I didn't touch her!" "Damn you!" "Take him to the police!" "His face makes me sick!" "You're ugly!" "If I was handsome would you be doing this?" "Huh?" "!" "If I was handsome..." "What?" "Come on, you!" "If I was handsome..." "Move it!" "If I was handsome..." "Come on!" "So, Sonny...you want to go drinking?" "Great idea!" "Bam!" "Let's go!" "Takuro!" "We know you wouldn't grope someone." "It's OK." "To hell with it." "Motoe!" "Hi." "Cops make me so mad!" "There's no way you'd ever be groping someone!" "Idiots!" "Motoe, you're really nice." "Um I've been hiding something." "I don't really know how to say this but there's another me." "Have you ever wanted to be beautiful?" "Why do you ask?" "You can be." "You can become who you want." "They said not to tell anyone, but I'll tell you." "I want you to be happy!" "You see, there's..." "No, thank you!" "I'm fine." "Why?" "Would you be happy being someone else you wished you were?" "Sure I would!" "Of course!" "What's wrong with just being Takuro?" "Sorry." "I'm being pompous." "Hiroko!" "Your lights were on, so I thought you might still be here." "Forgive me." "For what?" "For quitting so suddenly." "That was my own fault." "I'm way too ugly for you." "When you said you loved me, I was really happy." "I don't need pity!" "That just makes it worse!" "You've always been beautiful." "You don't know what it's like." "But then nobody tries to see the real me." "It's worse if you're ugly!" "No one even wants to see the outside." "That's not true!" "Yes, it is!" "You're wrong!" "I'm not!" "Try being ugly." "Then you'll understand." "Takuro..." "Oh, yeah..." "You know Annin the model?" "He's a friend of mine." "I'll introduce you." "He's perfect for you!" "Who could ever be with you and keep smiling?" "I want someone I can laugh with." "So... I'm ugly through to my soul." "And so you go through life hating yourself." "Will anything good ever come of living like that?" "Become me, and great happiness will be yours." "But for great happiness you have to discard something." "So become me." "This is for the best?" "Yes." "To Yone" "You think Sonny's really gone for good?" "Well, you know I don't know." "All we can do now is open the diner again today!" "I'm going shopping!" "Eats" "Where's Annin?" "!" "A pro wouldn't be late!" "Shut up!" "Maybe I'll get ready to fill in for him." "Annin Hikariyama is in the building." "Annin!" "Yone" "Sonny, where are you?" "Motoe was going out to do the shopping and she was in an accident." "She's at Kameyama Hospital!" "Annin, you're on." "What's wrong?" "Don't worry." "When we get off great happiness will be yours." "Great happiness..." "Annin." "Annin!" "What's going on?" "Get back!" "I am now the most handsome and the least cool of men!" "Don't improvise!" "I have life's greatest happiness in my hands." "But with that many small ones have disappeared." "My customers' smiles..." "Shinsuke and Hisae billing and cooing..." "Motoe's smile..." "It might not seem like much but those trivial moments are my happiness." "That is my happiness." "Standing here, I've finally realized that." "It's too late, though." "But I'm worried about Motoe." "Everyone I'm sorry!" "Why won't it come off?" "!" "Come off!" "Annin!" "What's going on?" "!" "Tell me!" "Sorry!" "Wait!" "What?" "It might not be too late!" "Idiot!" "It is too late!" "Hold it!" "What does he think he's doing?" "Annin is finished!" "Now it's the age of me!" "There!" "A cutter!" "No!" "Don't!" "Don't do it!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "I'm back!" "Takuro you're really ugly." "But that's all right." "Annin!" "Yes?" "Who are you, Fatso?" "!" "Uh-oh..." "'Scuse me!" "Goodbye, Raika." "Who are you?" "The guy you loved." "I don't get it but go for it." "That is so like you." "Thanks!" "Who was that fat man?" "Motoe!" "I'm coming!" "Cool!" "Cool, Butaro!" "Motoe!" "Motoe!" "Sorry!" "Motoe?" "!" "Nope!" "Move!" "I'm in a hurry!" "Motoe!" "Motoe!" "Sonny!" "Where's Motoe?" "!" "Stay calm." "Motoe!" "Yes?" "What?" "What?" "What?" "Huh?" "Weren't you in an accident?" "There was an accident..." "Which means the one who was hurt..." "Hello." "That's great!" "No, it's not!" "I'm hurt!" "My leg itches, and..." "Takuro, welcome back." "Thank you." "Sonny...welcome home." "Thank you." "Why are you crying?" "Yeah, you look even uglier!" "Thank you!" "Thank you all!" "I realized something." "What?" "There's happiness you can't feel unless you're yourself." "Starting tomorrow, I'll be back in the diner every day." "Great!" "And I realized something else." "I'm happiest when I'm with you." "Why with me?" "With you I smile." "I want someone I can laugh with." "Thank you." "But I have something I've been hiding from you." "It's all right." "Whatever it is, I'll handle it." "You won't be shocked?" "No, I won't." "What?" "!" "Hiroko!" "Yes." "I had a suit, too." "What?" "You had a Handsome Suit?" "Not a Handsome Suit." "One that makes you ugly." "The 'off-suit'." "'Off-suit'?" "Huh?" "Wait a minute." "What's going on here?" "Wait a minute..." "I don't get it..." "Oh, I get it..." "No, I don't." "So, uh, wait, uh..." "So Motoe...was you?" "Yes." "My father invented the Handsome Suit." "What?" "!" "?" "!" "?" "So you knew I was wearing it?" "I realized when you were about to tell me." "You can become who you want." "No, thank you!" "Till then I hadn't realized." "What's this?" "A new kind of postcard." "There's a chip in it." "'My Revolution'!" "They've got chips that play songs." "I know..." "So when I saw you in the park?" "That's where I changed into and out of the suit." "And when I met you there as Annin?" "I was in a hurry to get back to the diner." "Wait a minute!" "'Take me and light my fire!" "'" "Why did you come in that suit?" "I wanted you to see what I was like inside." "Huh?" "I'm sorry I deceived you." "I'm offended." "To make up for it, I demand a back-rub." "Sure!" "Shall we go?" "Sure." "Hiroko..." "Yes?" "Ten steps?" "Sure." "Opening time!" "Annin Hikariyama Shosuke Tanihara" "Takuro Ohki Muga Tsukaji (DRUNKDRAGON)" "Takuro Ohki Muga Tsukaji Everyone!" "(DRUNKDRAGON)" "Everyone!" "Hiroko Hoshino Everyone!" "Keiko Kitagawa" "Hiroko Hoshino Keiko Kitagawa" "Chef Takuro's special Hiroko Hoshino wedding cake!" "Keiko Kitagawa" "Chef Takuro's special wedding cake!" "Chef Takuro's special Raika wedding cake!" "Mayumi Sada" "Raika Mayumi Sada" "You've got cream on your nose." "Motoe Hashino You've got cream Miyuki Oshima on your nose. (morisanchu)" "You've got cream on your nose." "Shinsuke Hazama Hiroyuki Ikeuchi" "Hisae Manami Honjo" "Why's he happy Hisae when we're not?" "!" "Manami Honjo" "Why's he happy when we're not?" "!" "Why's he happy Reimi when we're not?" "!" "Nozomi Sasaki" "Reimi Nozomi Sasaki" "Sonny makes a great pig!" "Sonny makes Yuki a great pig!" "Yusuke Yamamoto" "Sonny makes a great pig!" "?" "...  Yoichi Nukumizu" "Shiraki Kiyoshi Nakajyo" "Yone Brother Tom" "Kamiyama Masatoh Ibu" "Now Hisae will throw the bouquet!" "If you guys want to be happy then get in there!" "That bouquet is mine!" "Here goes..." "Who's going to be next?" "Executive Producers Masao Teshima Yoshio Osawa" "Kohei Takenaka Yuji Shimamoto Nobuya Wazaki" "Tsuneo Betsumoto Noritaka Yamaji Hiroaki Kitano" "Screenplay Osamu Suzuki" "Producer Masako Yamada" "Visual Director Kazuna Iida" "Music Daisuke Kawaguchi" "Line Producer Hidekazu Uehara" "Cinematography Mitsuru Komiyama Satoshi Kitagawa" "Gaffer On Hosaka" "Art Designer Toru Yoshida" "Decorator Jun Terao" "Wardrobe Kyu Reika Ijima" "Recordist Hiroaki Masuko" "Editor Shuichi Kakesu" "Assistant Director Hideyuki Yamamoto" "Special Thanks to AOYAMATRADING CO., Ltd." "Production Associates TOHOKUSHINSHA FILM CORPORATION THERMAL CORPORATION" "A Production of Asmik Ace Entertainment" ""The Handsome Suit"Film Partners Asmik Ace Entertainment, Inc." "Sumitomo Corporation" "Sony Music Entertainment(Japan)Inc." "DENTSU Inc." "WOWOW Inc." "Kansai Telecasting Corporation SHUEISHA Inc." "Yahoo Japan Corporation" "Directed by Tsutomu Hanabusa" "Subtitles Ian MacDougall" "Subtitles Ian MacDougall © 2008 "The Handsome Suit" Film Partners" "© 2008 "The Handsome Suit" Film Partners" "I think you'll love the Handsome Suit." "Why me?" "You're ugliest man in history." "Isn't that great?"