"New Castle, done." "Cancun, done." "Australia, guess what, you're getting done." "The Geordie's are going down under." "To Australia." "And deep into the bush." "Look out!" "Oh!" "Throw another shrimp on the barbie." "This one's gonna be the best one yet." "This is a fucking war." "I've met someone who I really care about." "I'm bangin' a bird in Charlotte's future bed." "Hello!" "I'm single." "Back to the old Vicky." "Let's see who can get down on the first." "The next thing I know, I'm getting escorted out." "That means one thing, Holly has lost her place in the house." "The window!" "I'm back in the fucking Geordie Shore house, and I'm fucking mortal." "[screaming]" "¶" "I should have a degree in pulling women." "I am a Geordie Girl, with a V.I.P. edge." "I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack." "Get in this house so I can tear a piece off." "I can talk the back legs off a donkey." "I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's." "The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair." "Geordie Shore, way ay!" "¶" "Welcome back Jay." "Guess what." "I'm back." "[group cheers]" "Jay being here, it just feels right." "It feels like that missing piece of the puzzle." "It feels like we're a family again." "Let your fucking balls out aye, aye, aye, aye, hey!" "[group cheers Jay on]" "Jay's my best mate." "I can tell when that kid is absolutely smashed." "[laughter]" "He will not remember this conversation at all in the mornin'." "[laughter]" "I'm hoping to save Holly." "All I know is that she's being kicked out." "Something to do with James, God knows, same old same old in this fucking house." "It's like a dream come true." "The psycho is gone and one of the lads is back." "Absolutely buzzin'." "Get your fuckin' balls out." "Get your fuckin' balls out." "¶" "I wake up this mornin' with a renewed sense of vigor." "I went through such a huge break up." "I'm just gonna relax, have fun, and if tashing happens, tashing happens." "¶" "I woke up this mornin' and I didn't have a fucking clue where I was at." "Happy birthday!" "Today is Jay's birthday and it's his third birthday that he's going to spend in the Geordie Shore house." "He came in on his birthday so now we already got plans for the day and definitely for tonight." "I am literally here for three days, and all I'm here for is to party." "What are yous doin'?" "Are you going in Jay?" "Aye, come with." "It's fucking pissing down." "There's probably better weather back in fucking New Castle." "Me and Gary are laughing and having a carry on but I just want to get on with him so there's no atmosphere." "Really I'm just dead inside." "It was so weird Jay coming back and seeing what's going on with me and Charlotte, cause we're not flirting anymore." "I'm not getting with her anymore, and all he's ever known is that." "[splashing and laughter]" "Everyone's so happy and I'm absolutely buzzin' that Jay's here." "I just hope it lasts." "[splashing]" "¶" "¶" "It's Jay's birthday, what better way to spend your birthday than chillin' on Mundie Beach, a little bit of surfing', a few drinks." "It doesn't get any better than that." "¶" "Can you not just stay a little bit longer?" "Come on, just stay for another three weeks." "I can't." "He's in the same position as me." "He's got a bird but he wants to go out and have a good time." "You cheeky bastard." "Do you know what I mean?" "It's hard for him to gel with Gary and Scott, when all they're doin is talkin' about banging birds." "I'll bet it's a fucking nightmare for you sometimes." "Sometimes it is, like, you just get left." "Would you like a Corona, boys?" "Yes." "Right up my street." "Wanna pull again tonight, son?" "Right fuckin' right." "Me and you are fucking cleaning up." "¶" "We're goin to reptile park because I wanna see some locals, local animals that is." "¶" "What the fuck is that?" "These are Emus, guys." "There's these Emus." "They look like old ladies." "Their faces are so angry." "[Charlotte screams]" "Charlotte shush." "I fuckin' hate Emus." "[Charlotte screams]" "There's a notable absence." "Holly's still not back." "Why is it always rainin' in Australia by the way?" "I don't know." "¶" "Gary and Scott weren't even that bothered." "They just went upstairs, shagged the girls, the girls came down while Gary laid in bed." "I don't know what's happened to Scott this time, but he's got more and more obsessive with pulling' and even more obsessive with beating' Gary at pulling'." "It never ceases to amaze me just how far they'll go for a nameless, faceless, bang." "There is deep seeded competition going on between those two lads." "And what they've got going on isn't a friendship, it's a competition." "It's sad, it's just nothing new now." "I'm just bored with it." "Gary wants to be the only lad in the house." "And because Scott's came in, threatened his lad title, he hates it." "How different can sex be?" "How different can a vagina be?" "Very." "Really?" "Mmm hmm." "Whoa." "¶ [group cheers]" "It's me third birthday in the Geordie Shore house." "[group cheers]" "Oh my God, your hair looks so good." "I'm thinking I'm gonna have a mint night for Jay's birthday, but no." "In walks Barney the dinosaur." "I've got this new hair, new attitude, and I just can't wait to see everyone." "[girls screaming]" "She's rocked up in purple fucking hair, man." "She's mad." "What?" "[screaming]" "Is this a mirage?" "Have I just been away for too long, have I not eaten enough." "Like am I actually seeing Jay?" "Oh my God." "[laughter]" "Oh my God, I'm shakin'." "Do you believe it?" "No." "So straight away, I just wanna speak to James, get everything cleared and just hopefully make everything okay." "James can I talk to you please?" "I don't know how this is gonna go." "All I know is I can't be asked with anymore arguments." "Um, I'm sorry." "All right." "Um, and yeah." "That's about it really." "Holly's attempt at an apology is fucking pathetic." "Don't make me feel any worse than I already do." "Like everything..." "A sympathy vote again, it's all the same." "It's not a sympathy vote." "You're a stupid little prick." "I'm watching James and Holly argue, and I can't help but think, thank fuck this isn't me and Gary anymore." "You know what this is?" "It's fucking karma." "Karma?" "What have I fucking done like?" "Fuck it now, Jay is back, I'm ignoring James, it's the best thing for us at the minute." "We can't really be around each other." "I'm sick of these arguments like, Holly suck me cock, James sort your fucking hair out, let's go out and get fucking pissed." "[club music]" "Who the fuck in their right mind names a club Scary Canary?" "[club music]" "Charlotte is different this time." "She's more reserved." "It all has to do with having someone at home and not wanting to fuck things up by getting with me." "Charlotte doesn't wanna be friends, she doesn't even want to speak to him, she doesn't even wanna look at him." "Which I can totally understand." "¶" "I'm not gonna let things get awkward between me and Holly." "I'm here to have a good night with Jay and that's it." "[club music]" "We're getting awful, it's me birthday." "¶" "As soon as she dropped them shots off, I'm like yeah, we need another 14 shots, man." "[club music]" "Gary wants to chat." "But to be honest I don't know what's left to talk about." "It is weird not getting Char's attention 24/7, but it got to the point where the drama and the arguing was taking over the fun side and the flirty side." "I'm kind of taking baby steps." "I don't wanna go and dive in there and try and be fuzzin' buddies with her and get a slap in the face." "When I look at Gary now I feel empty." "I've got nothing." "I'm like a starfish." "I'm just a shape." "At the end of the day, Charlotte's got a new fella." "I'm gonna take a step back, be civil and let her get on with it." "It is weird." "It is awkward but at least we're still speaking." "That's the main thing." "¶" "Being in a relationship can sometimes be amazing, but it's nothing like the feeling you get when you're entirely single." "Tonight that just hits us like a ton of bricks." "I'm having fun." "¶" "I spot the lad who I tashed on with the other night, and there's a bonus, he's got a mate for fucking Holly." "I don't massively fancy the lad that Vicky's picked out for me, but I'm shit up Holly and I've been offered him on a plate." "I steel me self, I scoop up me lady balls." "There are plenty tashing." "So Vicky and Holly have got lads while me and Gaz haven't pulled at all." "There's me girls." "¶" "He has one major character flaw, the worst pudder I've ever heard in me entire fucking life." "So I just keep tashing on with him to shut him the fuck up." "Shit, I think mine smells a bit like dank." "¶" "It's good having Jay here because Jay's got a bird, James got a bird, they can talk about relationship kind of things." "That leaves me and Scott to go up and pull and there's not that much pressure on us to include James." "Me and Scott are so competitive, we love girls that much, we love going out." "It just feels, if your mate pulls and you don't it's just degrading." "You're just like, fuck." "¶" "It is funny watching Gary and Scott going out pulling' birds." "If Gary had a bird, Scott's like, shit I need a bird!" "And it's just competition, competition, competition." "¶" "This is my cue to get me self a bird." "I pulled and I'm sitting back like a smug little bastard 'cause I'm watching Scott, cause he will not leave this club without a girl if I pulled." "¶" "¶" "Charlotte's first night out with everyone and she's already been sick on tables, rolling around all over the floor." "I can't see, I can't hear, I can't speak." "Shots of tequilla, vodka, scary canary drinks and all that." "I'll wash me face me self, man." "She got to fucking midnight, she couldn't even fucking walk." "Aye, aye!" "There he is, back with a b." "So the whole family's back together now, which means that there isn't enough beds for everyone." "So I go up to the shag pad to go to sleep because Scott and Gaz have pulled, they can bang in the same room." "Simple." "So we get back to the house, it's standard procedure, straight up to the shag pad, Dustin Hoffman." "Lions." "Lions." "Lions." "I feel like I'm stuck in groundhog day." "Every single night it's just exactly the same." "Dirty bastards." "Holly's fucking lying in the bed." "It's not you suck my cock night, it's this bird." "Holly, man, get out." "I've got no fucking bed, Scott." "Just go in the bed near Gary." "All the other beds are taken." "Go and bang her next to Gary, 'cause yous normally do that anyway." "Scott thought, yes I got the shag pad, I'm up there." "I was like, man look, you can have it, I'm going to bed." "He got all the drama trying to get Holly out of the shag pad, while I'm downstairs fucking." "Where am I suppose to go?" "In bed with Sophie." "Vicky's in there." "Holly is refusing to get out of the shag pad." "She's fucking winding us up." "I can't fucking go in any other fucking bed." "The boys in this house seem to think that they can just monopolize two bedrooms when there's only four." "Idiot." "Holly, I've slept in that bed every night." "Yeah, and I haven't got a fucking bed." "I haven't got a bed?" "Oh fuck off." "Where do you want me to go?" "Where do you want me to go?" "Fuck off." "[door slams]" "Holly took it too far, so I take it out on everything in me fucking path." "Whoa!" "Scott's fuckin' flipped." "He's smashing the whole fucking house up." "[smashing everything]" "She must be thinking what an absolute tit." "[smashing sounds]" "¶" "Hi." "I'm back in business." "She can nest on the sofa." "Aye aye." "¶" "¶" "I can't believe it." "I pissed me self again last night." "Oh my God." "I wake up in the mornin', and the best news you can ever find out is Scott got demoted from the shag pad to the sofa and to make things worse, he banged his bird on the sofa" "in Charlotte's piss." "I christened the house." "No one else was gonna do it." "It's nothing I'm proud of but it's becoming a problem." "¶" "So last night was fucking crazy." "It all kicked off between me and Scott because he expected me to move out of the shag pad for him." "¶" "I decided to take the rest of the house on one of my little day trips." "Are there sharks in the water?" "It's amazin' having me best mate back in the Geordie Shore house." "I just really wish he didn't have to go." "Jay's excursions are notoriously wank." "[screaming]" "Kay-fucking-crapping." "It's a load of shit." "It's just a fancy word for a canoe." "Whoa, whoa!" "Me and James are sharing a Kay-ak and it's a perfect opportunity for me and him to catch up." "I'm having all sorts of hangover." "Normally I'm fine but I think we probably took it to Jay measures." "I know it flipped me." "The minute that Jay comes back we're all fucking ruined." "Why?" "When Holly came back." "'Cause of Holly coming back." "And I've tried to make an effort with Holly and it just gets hurled back in me face." "I know it's stupid, but time's the best healer and I think she just needs a little bit longer than you." "I'm genuinely concerned about how James is gonna cope once Jay goes." "He's got this like new lease on life now that Jay's here." "Like what's gonna happen when he goes, babe?" "Like how are things with Gary gonna go?" "Do you know what?" "Like during the day and that, everything's all right." "It's just at night, they wanna go and fucking pull 24/7." "When Jay leaves is gonna go straight back to him being segregated and secluded just because he's got a girlfriend and doesn't necessarily get on with Gaz and Scott." "Me and James are sittin' having this deep conversation and" "Charlotte and Sophie are fucking in the background being general cocks." "Whoo!" "Wankers!" "¶" "¶" "The second night out and we walk up to this place called Golden Sheep." "[club music]" "I am missing Mitch a lot." "I'm full of missin' someone, and lonely." "I know that she's just happy with this new boy, but at the same time she's just lost part of her." "She's lost that wild, funny side who has loads of banter." "For two years I've been going out, getting mortal, shaggin boys, crying over boys." "Just because I'm in a different place now, don't think any differently of us." "¶" "James is positively glowing' in his company and it's so nice to see, cause he hasn't had a lot of to be happy about this week." "[club music]" "Gary is a naturally very overtly sexual person." "Charlotte's not here to give us volley, this is fucking perfect." "Me and Gaz are in competition for pulling'." "We're just single lads who are out enjoying ourselves." "Fuck me, I've been pullin some pure naughty birds in Sydney." "It's a competition." "But no no." "It's been so good having' another lad in the house with some banter who's not just all about pulling' birds." "It's competition." "They're just like, one of em's doin' it, the other one has to." "I know exactly how James is feeling cause I was in his position this time last year and I just hope James stays in Oz till the end." "They're not so much quality, they're more quantity." "Yeah." "¶" "Vicky I'm strugglin', I don't know what these worm like things are." "[laughter]" "Scott and Gary come in and rush their lasses straight upstairs without a second glance at any of us." "Well that was rude." "I don't give a fuck." "Every single night, we'll go out, if one of them pulls, the other one ultimately has to." "It's not a case of "oh not tonight", they have to." "¶" "Scott has taken our room, 'cause tonight is my turn in the shag pad." "¶" "I can tell that there's no way her nickers are comin' off tonight." "¶" "Last night was mint." "Everyone was having the time of their life." "Last night getting motal and do you know what?" "It's been mint." "I'm absolutely good, 'cause I think the kid really is a good addition to the house." "I'm gonna do the beach, get a little hair cut, get back, get out again, and keep this fuckin' hoodlum wrapped up." "[laughter]" "¶" "Hey guys." "In walks Crocodile Dundee again." "What a fuckin' pig stye." "What the fucks all this shit?" "I know exactly what he's came for." "Scott's little punching' tantrum." "Who's done the damage to the fuckin' walls up here?" "Scott punching' the walls and thinking he's gonna get away with it, is Scott being stupid." "Steve's here, he's gonna get punished." "Who the fuck's knocked the wall around down there?" "Any other damage to this fuckin' place?" "Just the walls and then..." "Just the walls." "Is there more walls?" "So Steve's givin his role for smashing up the house and" "I just gotta take him seriously like he looks and sounds like a fuckin' red man." "You're gonna be hangin' back because of this shit here." "All these holes in the fuckin' wall." "Fuckin' gonna clean this fuckin' house up." "I could give you a better punishment mate, we could send you down to the park down there and you could pick up dog shit with your fuckin' mouth and put it in a plastic bag." "I don't give a fuck." "So me punishment is clean the house." "Wicked, 'cause I've never fuckin' done that before." "Let's go find these girls." "Me, Sophie, and Holly are hidin' from Steve." "Girls where are you?" "Fuckin' out?" "How do you get this fuckin' thing open." "That's the steam room." "Who the fuck has broken the fuckin' lamp shade?" "Awe yea, what the fuck is yous doin' hidin down there?" "Don't touch that Steve, there's wee on there." "What?" "Awkward." "Steve picking up the sofa that's drenched in my piss." "That was wet too." "[laughter]" "I hope it doesn't drip on your head, Steve." "[screaming]" "It certainly turned into girls gone wild." "Fuckin' hell." "Yous can clean up your house." "Get your asses upstairs, Jesus fuckin', slow down." "I'm going, I'm gone." "I want this house cleaned up." "I mean it." "[screaming]" "I'm startin' to feel sorry for the girls because they're hurting me eye sight." "I'm thinking, I need a spray tan." "Hi." "Are you all ready?" "This is the longest time I haven't spoke to Mitch for." "Well stay for me because I've been waitin' ages to have fun with you and Holly." "There's a definite difference in Charlotte's whole demeanor since she came." "The lights are on, but no one's home with Charlotte at the moment." "Just because you're not single anymore doesn't mean you can't have fun." "I feel like Vicky is being selfish, saying that she's disappointed 'cause she can't have fun with us and be single." "I was single for two years while she was in a relationship and" "I didn't complain once." "When I'm out in the club I'm like, this is fuckin' boring'." "Oh." "I know that was so harsh, but it just had to come out." "I haven't been drinking because I don't fancy it." "And I don't wanna pull anyone." "So what's the point?" "I feel like you're growin' up in front of me very fuckin' eyes." "I know." "I can't believe it, I'm so mature." "If mature means boring', I'm not bothered." "We've changed roles." "I know." "Fuck." "¶" "It's me last night in the Geordie Shore house, so I'm gonna bring the family together and we're gonna have a nice meal." "As the dad of the group, he bonds us all together." "When Jay goes, I'm back to being stuck with the two pretenders" "Gaz and Scott." "Who's fucking hungry?" "[cheering]" "Scott and James bring up the food, it looks fuckin' fantastic." "It's been wicked havin' Jay here and to be honest I'm a bit girt that he has to go and I bet James is as well 'cause he's the other lad who's wifed in." "Liberty." "Let's have a cheers to Jay and his last night." "Yeah cheers to Jay." "[group cheers]" "¶" "¶" "It's Jay's last night, so I'm not gonna pull." "I'm proud of me self." "Jay, this is a big deal, you're one lucky man." "¶" "When everyone says it's family time, they mean it's family time." "Family time means, do not pull birds." "¶" "I'm hittin' the dance floor and I'm back with the" "Jay dance." "Boom." "Boom, boom, boom." "¶" "I used to get hurt when Charlotte used to get upset over" "Gary and now that she's got Mitch in her life, yeah, it has made out for a bit more boredom but fuckin' hell, I'd much rather be bored than shagging that fuckin' arsenic." "¶" "Everyone talks about how I bring the group together." "I just hope when I leave, that it doesn't fall apart." "It's finally sunk in that Jay's leavin', and me and Holly still haven't made up." "I just hope that things don't go back to the way they were." "¶" "Scott's seen a bird and started necking' on with her." "Mate, you're treading' on thin ice." "What part of family night don't you understand?" "Just 'cause we're not bringing birds back tonight, it doesn't mean I can't line me self up for a date later in the week." "Next thing you know, Scott's necking' on with some blondie." "Cheeky phone number, cheeky kiss, see ya later." "I don't think Scotty T realized, this actually sunk in that it's family time." "That just doesn't, he's out pulling' birds either way." "Three second fuckin' memory." "Worst than scrambling eggs, but not toast because toast is very intelligent." "¶" "This just shows how much respect Scott's got for everyone, none." "I've never seen Charlotte like this before." "I'm so used to her being happy and me and her having a light laugh together." "Charlotte is fuckin' booting off about Scotty T, and I can't help but think she may have some sort of misplaced anger issues." "When I think you've got anger issues, you've got a serious fucking problem." "¶" "¶" "It's time to confront Scott." "He's pissed us off so much tonight." "The girl and me, I'm come at yours, I want to get your number and be there in a week." "If the lasses said don't pull a bird in the club, I wouldn't of pulled a bird in the club." "But they just said don't bring the bird home." "I didn't spend any time with you tonight, not once did I see you 'cause you were talking to girls all night." "I thought Geordie Shore was about going out, getting pissed, going on the pull, and having a laugh." "And yet I'm getting complained at for doing all those things." "It's Jay's last night and we just want everyone to be together." "So while we're confronting Scott, he puts on this little face." "So everyone's like, oh Scotty, Scotty." "How can you stay mad at this?" "You do that every night Scott." "He's never gonna listen, he's never gonna change, and I'm never gonna have a bond with him." "Fuck it." "¶" "Hey you fucker." "It was me!" "Teal, you fuck." "Lookin' for me fuckin' book and I found that arachnid." "[laughter]" "It's amazing Gary, me and you are drama free." "¶" "I've had class last night in the house." "I've been dancin', getting mortal, and generally feels like I've never been away." "[laughter]" "The last thing I'd expect to wake up to is some crazy bird running' around naked in the garden." "¶" "You'll never guess what day it is, grilled cheese sandwich day." "It's grilled cheese sandwich day." "What the fuck." "I know, it's shocking." "Has she made this up?" "Is it a real thing?" "Do I really fuckin' give a shit?" "It's grilled cheese sandwich day." "Any nation that devotes a single to a grilled cheese sandwich is the kind of nation I want to be born in." "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard." "The only one who wants to celebrate the fun of this day with this is Jay." "Fuckin' best thing I've had." "Jay's idea of fine dining is a fuckin' cheese toastie." "Can you imagine the hard on he'd get if someone would give him a fuckin' pot noodle." "The only kind of day that I've heard like this is steak and blow job day." "And that sounds so much better than grilled cheese." "All right, I'm gonna go down and pack me stuff." "Awe Jay." "Enjoy the rest of your time." "I've had a few heart to hearts with people, I've said everything I needed to say and now it's time for me to leave." "Bye Jay." "Have a safe journey." "It's been so nice having Jay here." "It reminded us all of old times." "A bit of a breath of fresh air." "Company for James." "You were an emotional wreck the last time I left." "I know." "[group yells goodbye]" "Now Jay's gone, it's back to just me, the girls, and two lads who couldn't give a shit." "¶" "I'm leaving today and I just hope that it doesn't fall apart and everyone starts fallin' out again." "¶" "I'm gonna call some bird for tonight and go for a mission." "What better way to enjoy Sydney?" "Wicked bird, mint sunset and pinging car." "Yeah man, I think the sunset's got us both in the mood, pure frisk." "What's wrong?" "I'm just sad." "What's the matter?" "I really, really, really miss Mitch, and every day it seems like it's just getting' harder and harder." "She's obsessed with Mitch." "She wants to see him more and more but she's chose to be in Australia." "And it is hard for her and I do understand the way she's feelin' and it's shit." "He needs to believe that Charlotte is not gonna go back with Gary but he can't see it, so how is he ever gonna believe it?" "He can have is fucking shitty doubts because every day that goes by, you're proving that they're nothing but that." "Just doubts." "You look gorgeous by the way." "Oh thank you, you look gorgeous too." "Are you going on your date?" "I'm going on it." "I was getting ready there, but I got a bit side tracked." "[laughter]" "I'm about to go on me first date since I broke up with Ricci, and I'm a little bit nervous, a little bit anxious, a little bit apprehensive." "¶" "It's my mission to get absolutely mortal and show people I'm not boring and show them how drinking is done." "He sneaked off in the Murk to go and meet a girl." "To me, that's being competitive." "I think I might take care more often 'cause the series is just wicked." "¶" "¶" "This is my first date since Ricci." "This is the third time I've met Luke now, so I suppose this is quite the significant event." "It occurs to me that every time up until now, I've met this lad," "I've been fucking mortal and I've genuinely not got a fucking clue what he looks like." "Hey." "Hi." "You look really nice." "Thank you." "So do you." "I remembered him, all Edward Cullin of Twilight." "In reality, he's more Adam Sandler the wedding singer." "Go." "The most annoying thing about this lad has to be the fact that his hair keeps weirding up." "Crazy other question my boss asked me at my first job, if you could be an animal, what animal, and why?" "It's as if it's on a fucking hinge." "What the fuck did you use to style your hair?" "To be honest, the date's not going that badly." "Again, that could be the zambuka talking." "And before I know it, we're going in for the fucking tash." "¶" "I don't even know why." "I don't even really fucking fancy him." "This is how far I've managed to come in a fucking week." "Can you imagine how far I'm going to go by the end?" "I'll probably be having threesomes." "I'll probably even be fucking engaged again." "Who fucking knows." "¶" "I wanna get really drunk so I need helpers." "That's okay, I'm an expert." "Right, I can feel like you are." "¶" "Fuck me." "They are absolutely mortal." "Charlotte is not herself anymore." "I feel like I lost a bit of a best friend." "I am missing Mitch a lot." "This is the longest I've never spoke to him." "Since Charlotte arrived, she's been a little bit subdued." "I know she's got a guy back home that she's thinking about, but she's got to remember, she's got us." "I've never seen the girls argue for ages." "It's looking like we're walking into world war 9." "You've got Sophie and Vicky against Charlotte and Holly, and it's literally going off." "Just because I've met someone who I really care about, doesn't mean that I'm boring." "Don't lose sight of everyone else because when you do, you start to lose sight of yourself." "This is the weirdest night in the whole entire time of Geordie Shore." "What the fuck is going on?" "I don't understand." "I'm so drunk, and now we're all arguing." "Something's obviously kicked off." "They've all got faces like fucking turtles." "Fuck that, I'm using this to my advantage." "Head down, pull some girls." "Geordie Shore, are back." "We are already getting kicked out of clubs in Sydney, and shock, it's Charlotte and Holly." "She's getting kicked out of the club for being too pissed." "Leave the club in a taxi, three girls, one bed, night night." "¶"