"12:08, East of Bucharest" "Hello?" "Good morning!" "Just a second." " Who's that?" " It's Jderescu." "Hello?" "Hi, Virgil!" "Was there something you wanted to tell me?" "You called to ask me if I've been drinking last night?" "The talk show, yes..." "Listen, who else is coming?" "Yeah?" "OK." "Anything else?" "OK." "Got it: honk and I'll be out." "Later!" "Rodico!" " Rodico!" " What?" " Where's that damned dictionary?" " What dictionary?" " Of Mythology!" " It's in the bookcase." " Where exactly?" " Next to the dictionaries." "And the dictionaries..." "Where are they?" " They're on the bottom shelf." " Where's that?" " Did you find it?" " No." " Look behind the bearded guy." " Which one of them?" " Aristotle or Plato?" " Hold on a sec..." "There it is!" "Why not put this one on the top shelf?" " It looks nice." " Here!" "Your suit's ready." "You've got your socks and underwear on the couch" "And I'll go iron your shirt." "And, before I forget..." "Liliana called." " What did she want?" "More money?" " No." "She wanted to say good luck with the show." "Thanks!" "I found these papers in the suit you wore yesterday." " Here..." "Do you need 'em?" " You bet I do." "Glad you found 'em!" "Hi." "Mr. Vasilache!" "This is Jderescu calling to confirm if you can make it to the show tonight." "If you can get back to me, my number is 321666," "And my office number is 321747." "I repeat, 321747." "The best and cheapest wine, find it today at Racova Supermarket." "The Tutova Vineyards..." "You never get enough of this fuckin' wine..." "You too?" "Come on!" "We celebrate today the 16th anniversary" "Of the Romanian Revolution and its magic moments," "When Romanians won their..." "Come on!" "Wants to turn back time to 22nd December 1989." "Today "The Issue of the Day" offers you exclusively a significant debate" "About the events of December 1989, which have changed our lives forever." "The show's host, the well-known journalist Virgil Jderescu," "Will talk to his two guests who witnessed the events." "We invite you to watch the show today, at 3 PM, to find out..." "To find out..." "What?" "I'm gonna get you, bastard!" "The damned TV..." "You hooligans!" "What's this ugly thing doing here?" "That's what I kept wondering last night, when you brought it in." "Did I bring it in?" " Don't you remember?" " No." "Then you don't remember singing the national anthem." "Either." "I didn't sing that!" "Then it must've been Beethoven's 5th Symphony..." "Was I shouting?" "Not too loud, but enough to wake half of the neighborhood." "Listen..." "I want you to bring your paycheck straight home today, you hear me?" " I want a real Christmas this year." " Of course I will!" "If you don't bring me all the money, every single cent..." "Do you think I look nice in this coat?" "Don't change the subject!" "I know exactly how much money you make." "You bet!" "Even better than I do..." "What was that?" "I said I'll bring you the money, okay?" "If you don't, I swear to God I won't let you in!" "I have a key!" "And I'll tell Ana what a drunkard you are!" "I swear to God I'll bring you the money!" "But please don't tell Ana..." " Now, what shall I wear?" " The black suit." "Black and white?" "I'll look like in the Laurel and hardy movies." "Well, then, I don't care." "Just make sure you bring me the money." "I'm gonna have to change these flowerpots..." "Hello!" "is this the Grigoriu residence?" "May I speak to Mr. Grigoriu?" "Virgil Jderescu speaking, from the TV Station." "Don't you know where he is?" "When he comes back, can you please tell him I called?" "I invited him to my talk show, and I'd like to know if he's coming." "All right, thank you!" "Good bye!" "Stop eating plain bread!" "Mr. Vasilache, it's Virgil again." "Please tell me if you're coming to my show or not." "You said you were gonna call by 9 AM." "And it's already 9:30." "I beg of you..." "I'll be waiting for your call." "Shithead!" "They'll turn up eventually, you'll see." "Everybody wants to be on television." "Here you go." " Did I mention Liliana called?" " Yes." " She needs another 500 lei..." " What for?" "To go to Sinaia for the new Year's." "Didn't I give her money for the new Year's last week?" "Yes, but now she wants, to buy a pair of skis." "Tell her to go sleigh-riding and to stop acting like a spoiled big city brat." "C'mon, dear, all her classmates have them..." "You won't fool me again with your firecrackers." "Come on in!" " Good morning, Mr. Piscoci." " Good morning, neighbor." " Come on in." "Petrica." " We're in a hurry, Mr. Piscoci." "Well, you might as well come in." "You know, people talk..." " Good morning, Mr. Piscoci." " Good morning." " Come on in!" " Let's go in, but we won't be long." "Stay by me, we're in a hurry." " Sit down, Petrica." " No, I really can't stay, Mr. Piscoci." " I have a favor to ask." " Go ahead." "How would you like to be Santa Claus this Saturday at our place?" "He doesn't understand these things." "Rica, my brother-in-law," "Broke his legs playing football, and there goes our Santa." "I remembered you used to do Santa some time ago." "Ten years ago." " Do you have a costume?" " No, I don't." "The moths got it." "Don't worry about it." "I can adjust rica's for you." "He's really fat." "You do that, and then let me see it." "I'll be back in an hour." "OK?" "All right." "I got nothing to do, anyway." "Petrica, let's go!" "We're in a hurry!" "Look." "Petrica!" "Mr. Piscoci has, a bell for you." "Let's go!" "I have to go fetch some food to rica in the hospital and then I'll come back." "What did you cook for him?" "Some meat stew and some meatballs my mother-in-law made." "Several quinces..." "Have one." "Mr. Piscoci!" "Thank you!" "May your dead rest in peace!" "So be it!" "Petrica, let's go!" "We're in a hurry!" "Don't forget your bell!" "You'll need it for Christmas carolling." "Petrica!" "We'll talk about the money when I come back, Mr. Piscoci." "No, I don't want any money." "What's the damage?" "The whole tab or just last night?" "The whole thing." "Let me see..." "I've got Alecu..." "Where the hell?" "Cornel, Sofronea..." "Manescu!" "192 plus 48 times 2..." "Plus the one yesterday..." "326 lei." " That much?" "Let me see it!" " You spent 100 lei last night alone." "Cut the bullshit!" "I didn't drink champagne, haven't i?" "No, you had vodka and bought rounds for everybody." "Hand me that broom, will you?" "Gigi, how many times have I told you to stop me when I get drunk?" "I tried, but it was impossible talking to you." "Let's see..." "Here's the deal..." "You give me a bottle now," "I'll go get my paycheck from school, then come back and close the tab." " No way, Mr. Manescu!" " Come on, Gigi!" "I'm going to this talk show later and I'm a little nervous." " What show is that?" " It's about the revolution." "What revolution?" "Don't upset me more than I already am!" "Jesus, teach', you drive me nuts!" "Want a cigarette?" "I should've failed your ass when you were my student." "OK, here's the deal:" "I'll give you the bottle..." "But if you don't bring me the money tonight, I'll come to your place to get it." "Did I give the Chinese guy a hard time?" "Yes." " Really hard?" " No, just the usual." "I'm so stupid!" "You owe me 340 lei..." "I don't like this girl at all." "She's too exaggerated." " Couldn't you find another one?" " Wait a second..." "Hello?" "is this the Grigoriu residence?" "So you recognized me..." "But where is he, for Christ's sake?" "Tell him next time he promises something" "He'd better keep his damn promise!" "Tell him he's an imbecile" "And next time he won't get the chance to bullshit politics on my show!" " Virgil..." " Fuck him!" " Look at this picture I found." " What picture?" "It's Liliana, at a Christmas party." "See how plumpish she was?" "I wonder how old she was..." "4..." "Yes, she was 4." " And who's that?" " That's you." " No!" "The other guy..." " That's Santa Clause." " Who was Santa?" " I can't remember." " Look how happy Liliana was!" " Will you give me that jacket?" "There you go." " I've got no money." " 500 lei." "Dear," " Will you give me a break?" " Yes." " Rodico!" " What?" "Bring me the phonebook, will you?" " That's red!" " Don't you say so..." "It is!" "Are you kidding me?" "if this is red, I'll kill myself." " What color is it then?" " It's got spots all over..." " Where?" " All over!" "It looks like you've scrubbed floors with it." "What about this?" "Is this white?" "If this is white, I'll go kill myself a second time..." "What do you want me to do?" "that's the best I can do." "If I had the money, I'd buy you a new one." "This one will do." " Do you have a bag?" " What for?" " For the presents, of course." " You can hold them, Mr. Piscoci." " How can I hold the presents?" " You just hold them." "God forbid!" "Yes!" "This is him." "Hello, Mr. Virgil!" "What a nice surprise!" "Yes, I know." "I've heard about it, I watch your programs all the time." "Yes, I did." "So what?" "Sure I can come." "But can I be of any help?" "All right, no problem." "I'll be there." "I'll wait for you, Mr. Virgil." "A quarter to 2 it is!" "I live next to the milk factory." "A quarter to 2 then." "Why do you wanna honk?" "Yes, all right." "I'll be waiting for you." "Good bye!" " This is the best I can do." " In conclusion." "This costume sucks!" "Teach' is here!" "Good afternoon!" " Good afternoon!" " Good afternoon..." "Jesus, so did you guys all fail?" "Did you all fail the ottoman Empire final?" "Yeah..." "What can I do, if you can't even cheat properly!" "You haven't fixed this yet..." "Everybody get a piece of paper and write..." "What test will it be so it won't ruin your holidays?" " What do you know best?" " The French Revolution." " What?" " The French revolution!" " Do you all agree?" " Yes!" "OK, let's begin then!" "'The French Revolution'." "Move over!" "It's strange how you'd all choose the French revolution..." "Move over!" "hi there!" "Any more classes today?" "I'm giving a second exam now." "These guys failed..." "Why bother with the exam?" "Give them a grade and let them go!" "Or they'll take the exam again over the summer." " I have to teach them a lesson." " What lesson?" "All they think about now is lighting up firecrackers on new Year's Eve." "What's the problem, punk?" " So why are you here?" " I'm here for that money." " What money?" " Manescu..." " The 200 lei?" "OK..." " It's 270 lei." "I'd given you 70 before." "Have they started to cut our checks yet?" "Do you think I'm stupid?" "it's before 9 a." "M. And you know it." "OK, I'll be right down as soon as they're done." "Come on, man, I need to get to the country side today!" "I'll be there in half an hour." "Better, in 15 minutes." "OK." "Just don't be late!" "'the French revolution'?" "Give me a break!" "Fuckin' elevator!" " Are we gonna see any cartoons today?" " Tomorrow." "OK?" "What are you doing here?" "Come on." "Buzz off!" "You're swarming all over the place." "Goddamn kids!" "What's happening here?" "neighbor, what's wrong?" "It's these wicked kids!" "Pour some water on them, will you?" "Damned hooligans!" "Aren't you supposed to watch over things around here?" "The rhythm is great, feel its sway, And it keeps calling me your way." "Dancing is a dream Feel its heavenly steam" "Latino music is my life." "Salsa, cha-cha-cha, or mambo Who cares you're loser for tango?" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Stop!" " What are you doing, Professor?" " We were playing a latino tune." "What's wrong with a romanian tune?" "This is for a Christmas show, isn't it?" " And you?" "What are you doing?" " I'm shooting." "You're shooting, holding the camera?" "This is the new style, boss." "It's trendy!" "Put it on the tripod right now, or I'll crack your skull with it!" " And you?" "What are you doing here?" " I broke my..." "I broke my..." " What did you break?" " My instrument." "Your instrument?" "Looky here, he broke his instrument..." "Hurry up!" "We start on 3, right?" "Come on, faster!" "What are we playing, Professor?" "I suggest 'The Ring Dance from Deleni'." "Do you guys agree with me?" "No, Professor, that's not right..." "We'd better play a stomping dance." "Don't contradict me!" "We can't do it anyway, because he broke his instrument." "You there." "Sit down!" "now that you broke it..." " Ready, boss?" " Positions, everybody!" "Attention!" "5,4,3,2,1..." " Is this everything you've got?" " You've seen everything else." "Well, what can I tell you?" "it's much better than that rag." " OK, I'm buying it." "How much?" " 40 lei." "That's a little pricy..." "No!" "My prices are the lowest out there." "I know, that's why I came to you." "But it's a little expensive for the quality of the fabric." "Look!" "I can drain my soup with this rag in a couple of years." "And this one!" "Look at this!" "it tears right away, see?" "Of course it tears if you pull at it!" "You should see the kids pulling at it!" "10,20..." "40." "That's it." "40 lei." "Nothing more, nothing less." " Shall I wrap it for you?" " No!" "I'll wear it so I get used to it." "It looks nice, no doubt about that." " Good afternoon!" " 'Afternoon!" " Have you got any firecrackers?" " I do." " How much for a box?" " 2 lei." " Fanica, what's bothering you?" " Let me be, I'm in a hurry." " Where are you going for New Year's Eve?" " I'm staying home, as usual." " Me, I'm going to Dubai." " Dubai." "That's nice." " I'm going to Busteni with my friends." " Where's the principal going?" " What's that your business?" " He's coming with me, to Dubai." " Can I pass through, please?" " Yes, madam." "270..." " Here you go." " Thanks." " You owe me 130 lei." "As well!" " Yes, madam." "Manescu!" "60..." "Hello?" "Vasilache?" "I'm calling to say fuck your answering machine." "Good bye!" "Son of a bitch!" "I don't get it." "What's the big fuss about this revolution?" "Nobody gives a shit about it, anyway." "What would you like me to do?" "Programs about gas prices going up, or about gypsy fiddlers?" "Tell me, what?" "I'm going to my sister's for the new Year's, in Bucharest." "What?" "You said you're gonna spend it with your wife." " What about my show on new Year's Eve?" " I'm leaving on December 30th" " No, you can't do that!" " Why not?" "Who's gonna do the street interviews, the newscast, you know..." " The guys can do it." " What do you mean 'the guys'?" "I'll have the show on winter customs done by then anyway." "I can do the street interviews before I leave." "And Costel could read the news." "His tongue won't bleed if he does it, will it?" "What about the midnight live broadcast?" "What about it?" " Who's going to film that?" " It's not me, anyway." " Who's gonna take the live interviews?" " Costel can do it." "It'll be too loud anyway to hear any questions," "With the firecrackers and stuff..." " No, you're not leaving." " Yes I am." " I'm gonna fire you." " So what?" " Vali, I'm not kidding you." " Me neither." "I want to go to Bucharest for the new Year's, and that's that!" "Come on, Vali..." "Why would you spend the new Year's in Bucharest for?" "It's gonna be ugly." "Plus, the streets are muddy there even when it snows." "It's also very crowded." "You won't like it, you'll see!" "And you'll want to come back home..." " Did you say 200?" " Yup." " Where did you do 200?" " Are you kidding me?" "Everywhere..." "If there's no radars, then you can go." " Hello." "Mr. Piscoci!" " Hello, Eugene!" "Isn't it too early?" "it's like three days away." "Well, if you know better than I do..." "So, you're saying it rocks, ech?" "What about the music?" "It's got everything:" "condensers, amplifier..." "You've got no problem driving at night." "It's safe, it's got adaptive headlines for curves..." " Eugene!" " What?" "Do you have a light?" "No." "I don't!" "Guys, give him a lighter!" " You bring it back, all right?" " Yeah, I'll bring it right back." "You can start the engine with your remote control at home!" "It's got seat heaters too." " Seat heaters?" "That's cool..." " Yeah, it runs good." "It's got those chrome rims I use in the summer." "I use these in winter, though." " You've winterized them, right?" " Yup!" "What're you doing there, man?" "What's up with him?" "You understand?" "it's totally worth it." " What are you doing, Mr. Piscoci?" " Thanks!" "Who, me?" " You're acting like a child." " Look who did it!" "Why do you think I turn around?" "Dear God!" " Poor old guy!" "He's senile..." " I told you he was crazy." "Life sucks, but don't worry about it." "I'm sorry about yesterday." "I really am." "You know, at the bar..." "I'm really sorry." " Why did you come here?" " I came to apologize." "Apologies accepted." " Listen, Chen..." " Yes, I'm listening." " I have a favor to ask you." " You need some money?" "Yes, this is the last time, I promise!" "Look, I got my paycheck today and I used it all up on debts." "This is the last time I'm asking you." "I have nobody else to go to." "You're my only friend." "But I'm not your friend anymore when you get drunk?" "Come on, Chen!" "You know I don't remember anything afterwards." "I'll tell you what you said." "You said I should go back to my country, 'cause I'm worse than a gypsy, 'cause I'm a little short bastard, and 'cause my palate is yellow." "Your palate is yellow?" "What's that supposed to mean?" " I have no idea what it means." " Me neither, but that's what you said." "Chen, if you don't help me, my wife won't let me in." " How much do you want?" " 600 lei." " How much?" " 600 lei." "Please..." "I'll give it back to you first thing in January, when I get paid." "I don't have that kind of money." "Come on, Chen!" "The whole town's been buying your firecrackers," "And you say you can't lend me 600?" "Do you promise to stop that bullshit when you get drunk?" "I promise." " Can you give me your word for it?" " Yes, you can have my word for it." "OK then." "100,200,250,300,350,400,450," "500,550,600,610,620,630,640..." " It might snow in January." " Man, the seasons are all mixed up." "Back in the day, the snow was so tall you could hardly get out of the house." "That's true." " How long have we known each other?" " How long?" "Since I was a student and you were doing Santa at my school." "Back then they called it Father Frost!" "That's right, Father Frost..." " What school did you go to?" " Number 3." "Number 3..." "How did you know it was me?" "This one time you messed up my present." "You gave me a teddy bear and my mom had bought me a toy gun." "When my mom saw that, she went to the dressing room to talk to you." "I followed her and I saw you there, taking your Santa outfit off." " When did this happen?" " 1965 or '66." "It's been a while..." " I was so mad at you back then..." " But why?" " I cussed you a whole year, you know." " Why?" "You never returned my toy gun." "I got stuck with the teddy bear." "Things like these happen." "We're human..." "Don't mind my saying so, but your car stinks of gas." " It's diesel, Mr. Piscoci." " Diesel?" "It's a poor old thing." "But it works." " It's good it doesn't rain on you." " Or snow on you, either." "Yeah, it doesn't snow on you..." "Good afternoon, madam!" "Professor?" " It is you, Professor!" "How are you?" " Hi there, Tibi!" "How are things?" " I see you bought a Christmas tree..." " Yeah, it's for my folks." " When did you come back?" " Last night." " And are you leaving soon?" " The day after tomorrow." " I haven't seen you in ages, Tibi." " I don't come home very often." "That means you'll come visit me, right?" "I'll try, Professor." "But there's hardly enough time to spend with my folks." " Come on, kid!" "Try to stop by." " I'll try." "Here they are." "I have to go." "Happy holidays!" "that's if I don't see you around!" "Happy holidays!" "But I'll be waiting for you." "I'll try to come." "Professor, do you still play the guitar?" " Do you still play the guitar?" " No, I haven't played in ages." "What's going on, Mr. Piscoci?" "Nothing much..." "Just stretching my legs." "Is that a nice Christmas tree or what?" "Come on, let's go!" " Hello!" " Hello!" "When does the show begin?" "It won't start in an hour or so." "Get in!" "In this case, could we stop by the market to buy a Christmas tree?" "The two of you could help me with it." "We'll get all the Christmas trees you want." "Now come on, let's go!" "that's actually not a bad idea." " Wanna take the front seat or what?" " Why should I take the front seat?" " Are you coming to the show?" " Are you?" " Yes, I am." " Come on, people, let's go!" "Be sure to take off your hat." "When we're on the air, make sure not to look at the monitors..." "And stop slamming things around, cussing or talking nonsense." "That's bullshit!" "Like we'd do such a thing, Mr. Jderescu?" "I had a few morons in my show who said things that made my hair stand up." "You think people are actually watching your show?" "I have the feeling nobody gives a shit about it." "You'd be surprised, but the rating is pretty good." "Especially in winter." " Mr. Piscoci!" "What's going on?" " My hat!" "What are you doing?" "Come here!" "the show begins in a couple of seconds." " And what am I supposed to do with it?" " Come here!" "Fuck the hat!" "Fucking hat!" " Now what?" "What are you doing there?" " I'm nervous." "Leave me alone!" "You're nervous, my ass." "You always do this." "You want me to stay like a dumb person?" "You're unbelievable!" " Give me some of that!" " Cut it out!" "What's wrong with you?" "I'm nervous, too!" "this is my first time on TV" "Mr. Piscoci, I thought you were different." "I thought I could count on you." " Boss!" " What now?" " Is the nose signal still on?" " Yes, it is." "What nose signal?" "If an idiot calls and asks stupid questions," "I scratch my nose and he cuts him off." " How are you gonna scratch your nose?" " As usual, how else?" " What if you really need to?" " It won't happen, forget it!" " What if you really must scratch it?" " I'll refrain myself." "Your gas bills must be huge with all this equipment." "Yes, I pay a lot!" " How much per month?" " Around 1100 lei." " Are we all set?" " We're getting close, boss." " Positions everybody!" " Positions..." " Calm down, everybody!" " A thousand lei is a lot." " Where do I look?" " Into the camera!" "3,2,1..." "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!" "As you all know, today is a very important day for our country." "16 years ago, the romanian revolution of December '89 started in Bucharest." "In fact, a new era in romanian history began that day." "That's why I'd like us to go back in time today." "I'd like us to find out whether we, the citizens of this town," "Took part in this heroic day in the history of our nation." "Together with my guests today." "And with your help..." "You can call us at 321747." "I repeat, 321747." "We'll try to answer a question that's been bothering me for a very long time." "The question we want to answer today is:" "'Was there a revolution in our town or not?" "'" "Now let me introduce my guests today." "I'm gonna start with Professor Tiberiu Manescu." "Good afternoon!" " On my right here is Mr. Piscoci Emil." " Emanoil!" " Emanoil Piscoci." "Of course." "Excuse me." " Good afternoon!" "Many of you will probably wonder" "Why we've picked up a topic like this, after such a long time?" "Well, I think that..." "According to great Plato's "Myth of the Cave"" "There was a time when people mistook the sun for a little fire." "I think it is my duty as a journalist..." "Okay, say we got out of this cave, but what if we got into another," "Bigger cave, where we mistake the sun for a straw fire?" "My point is that there's no present without a past" "And no future without a present." "That's why, I think the clearer the past," "The clearer the present and the future." "On the other hand, as Heraclites said:" "We humans can't dive twice in the waters of the same river." "But I say, ladies and gentlemen," "let's try to dive into the time ocean," "For truth's sake and for a better future." "So." "Mr. Manescu?" "What do you think?" "Was there a revolution in our town or not?" "Good afternoon!" "First, I'd like to thank you, Mr. Jderescu" "For this opportunity to finally speak out about what happened" "In our town during those dramatic days of December 22nd 1989" "So, was there a revolution or not?" "I'd also like to say that time goes by, people forget and it's a great shame." "Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking." "We all knew, with the whole country," "What was happening in Timisoara on December 17th 1989" "And we all felt the time had come for the communist nightmare to end." "A single spark could put an end to this nightmare," "And could erase this bad dream from our country's map." "Of course, that spark was to come from Bucharest, the heart of our country." "Yes, Bucharest." "So, you're saying that there was a revolution in our town." " There certainly was one." " Mr. Piscoci, what do you think?" "I second Manescu." "There was a revolution in our town." "Mr. Manescu, could you tell us how you spent your day on December 22,1989?" "Yes, of course." "A few buddies and I had spent the night before" "listening to the Free Europe station to learn about the events in Timisoara." "We felt this communist nightmare must end." "And we all decided to go protest in the town square." "Pardon me for interupting..." "Who were these buddies of yours?" "Well, it was the math professor, Mr. Bastina..." " Who died in the meantime." "I think," " Yeah, he did." "There was also the Romanian professor, Mr. Vlad Petrescu." "An extraordinary person, a genius, an original poet..." " But he died, as well." " God rest their souls!" " And there was also Professor haidu." " The Chemistry Professor, yes..." "Yes, he's in Canada now, at his son's." "So we all decided to go protest in the town square." "Weren't you afraid, Mr. Manescu?" "Of course we were afraid." "But we felt we had to do something." " So you all came to the town square..." " Yes." " Where from?" " From school." " Had you spent the whole night there?" " No." "We went there to get our paychecks," "Then we went to the town square to protest." "But you've just said that you had spent the whole night together." "No..." "We first listened to the Free Europe station, then we went home." "The next morning we came back for our paychecks, and then went downtown." "Do you remember what time this was happenning?" "They were usually start cutting the checks around 10 AM." "We were in line first at about 10:30 AM." "Then we went downtown..." "It must have been 11 or 11:30 when we got downtown." " So it was 11:30." " Yes." "What exactly did you do in the town square?" "First of all, the square was completely empty." "Not a soul..." "It was as if everything had frozen, like in this picture behind us." "We got to the town square and started to protest." "And what were you saying?" "We were saying what everybody else was saying..." "'No More Communism!" "'" "'Death to Ceausescu!" "', 'no More Dictatorship!" "'" "'Timisoara." "Timisoara!" "'" "'Come, people, come, we're done, Ceausescu's gone!" "'" "Anyway, did anything happen?" "Nothing really..." "I remember that, at one point," "We started throwing rocks at the City Council windows." "Tell me, did anybody in the town hall show up?" "Nobody." "Not a single devil, as they say." "Unbelievable." "And?" "You were saying..." "Yes..." "Then we all decided to break through the doors of the City Council." "But, of course, they were locked." "Then we decided to break in through the emergency door but it was stuck." "So we came back." "And that's when the Secret Services guys showed up." "How do you know they were from the Secret Services?" "I just know..." "I recongized one of them." "Those people have..." "Wait a minute here!" "What was his name?" " How's that relevant now?" " It's very relevant." "It was this guy, Bejan." "He used to work for the Secret Services." "How do you know he worked for the Secret Services?" "Everybody knew that!" "His son, Sorinel, was a student at my school." "I used to see his father at the teacher-Parent meetings." "Is that the one who has the "Bejan and Sons" farm." " You mean 'firm'..." " Firm, farm..." "It's all the same." "OK." "So, let me get this straight, the three of you..." " No, the four of us..." " So it was the three of them." " Yes." " So the two of you..." " No." " You mean the two of them..." "It was the four of us and the three of them!" " Did you know who the other two were?" " No, I didn't." " Were you there, too?" " No, I came much later." " All right..." "So?" " So what?" " So, what did you do afterward?" " You mean after they threatened us?" "Yeah, after..." "There was this sort of fight, this brawl..." " Were you fighting?" " Yes, we were fighting." "But that's not the issue here." "The important thing is..." "And who won?" "We did." "I think that people who saw us fighting weren't afraid anymore," "And they all gathered in the town square." "Lots of people were coming from the factories, from the main avenue," "From behind the hotel, from that way, you see?" "From the park..." "In the next ten minutes the square was swarming with people." "Mr. Piscoci." "We were the first, to scream out loud:" "'Come, people, come, we're done, Ceausescu's gone!" "'" "Everybody started screaming, 'we won!" "', 'Freedom!" "Freedom!" "'." "The Secret Services people ran away and..." "Just a moment, please." "I somebody on the line?" "Hello?" " Good afternoon, Mr. Jderescu." " Good afternoon!" "Who's calling?" "My name is Maricica and I live in the building across the Town Hall," "Where Mr. Manescu said he was in '89." " Your name is Maricica what?" " Maricica Dima." " So, would you like to intervene?" " Yes." "I'd like to intervene." "I want people to know that this Manescu guy, and the other ones he mentioned..." "God rest their souls, only good things about the dead..." "Well..." "All of them drank like pigs the whole night at the bar in my building." "The whole town knows what drunkards they are." "They just never get enough." "And now they want people to know they were revolutionaries." "That's why I called," "To tell you he was drinking the whole night of December 21." "He should stop bragging about being a revoltionary, 'cause he's full of shit!" " Mrs. Maricica, mind your language." " I beg your pardon, I lost my temper." " Anything else you'd like to say?" " No, that's it." "Good afternoon." "How do you respond to what the lady just said?" "What can I say?" "What else is there to say?" "Is there any grain of truth in what Mrs. Dima was saying?" "What?" "I mean the bar, the drinking all night..." "It's not true." "We were drinking on the night of December 22, not 21." "And we were celebrating..." "We have somebody else on the line?" "I hope it's somebody serious this time." " Hello?" " Yes, hello!" "Good afternoon!" "Who are we speaking to?" "The name is Vasile Rebegea." " Good aternoon." "Mr. Vasile." " Good afternoon, sir!" "And congratulations on the excellent idea of having this show," "To bring to light all those things about the revolution" "In our town once and for all." "Thank you." "How can you help us?" "I was working as a guard for the City Council, where the Town Hall is today." "Yes?" "I was at work that morning, in the sentry box by the gate." " The box is not there anymore..." " Please continue." "It was right by the stairs you can see in the picture behind you." "Right..." "By the head of the elderly gentleman..." " That's behind you, Manescu." " No, it's right there..." "My name is Piscoci!" "Now I remember." "It was right there." "Go ahead." "I'd like you to know that I saw nobody in the square" "Doing what the Professor said." "People started coming around 12:30." "They came in tens and hundreds." "They all came in a jumble." "Mr. Vasile, so you're saying you didn't see those four Professors?" "No." "Sir." "I didn't." "Mr..." "Had you been on duty the whole morning?" "Yes, that's right." "I went away for a while but I mostly stood there." "So you went away for a while." "Can I please have..." "For about half an hour." "I had to go to the market." "Can I please have this?" "the pen, too..." " When was all this happening?" " I couldn't say exactly." "I think it must've been around 10, maybe 10:30..." "Maybe even 11." " Could you be more specific?" " I couldn't really tell you exactly..." " Listen to him..." " Let's say 11 o'clock." "And what did you go to the market for?" " What's that your business?" " I just want to calculate..." "What do you want to calculate for?" "I want to calculate exactly to see if you were in the box or not." "I don't give a fuck!" " Mr. Vasile, please!" " I apologize." "Why did you go to the market?" "I went to buy a Christmas tree, like all Christians do before Christmas." " Of course..." "Continue, please." " Did you walk to the market or what?" " No, I took the hellicopter!" " Please." "Mr. Vasile," "Of course I walked." "What the hell?" "15 minutes to the market, 10 minutes buying the tree, 15 minutes back..." "You were gone for at least 40 minutes." "So what?" "Now, did you bring the Christmas tree along or did you take it home?" "What the fuck is it your business what I did with my Christmas tree?" "What is it your business to say we were not there" "If you weren't there yourself?" " Yes, I was." " You were at the market buying a tree." " Yes, but I came back." " When?" "In a week?" "Mr. Vasile, did you bring the Christmas tree along or did you take it home?" "Mr. Virgil, can't you see it doesn't matter anymore?" "When the masses of people started coming, I was there, doing my job." "I was watching the news on TV in my sentry box," "And I saw Ceausescu take off in a hellicopter." "Five minutes after that people started to come." "Nobody came to the town square before the dictator took off." "What the hell?" "When Secret Services guys were chasing us and we got to your box," "You weren't there!" "Were they chasing you?" "You haven't mentioned that before." "He's lying, sir!" "I can't see how you could fit four people into that little box." "If they were beating you right and left, you'd have seen how..." " Did they beat you?" " No, they kissed us!" " He's lying, sir!" " You're lying!" "OK." "Hold it!" "So, Mr. Manescu, you said you were hiding in the sentry box..." "We locked ourselves in." " Right..." "When was this happening?" " I don't know..." "Around noon." "Around noon..." "Mr. Vasile says he was in that sentry box 8 minutes past noon," "When the dictator left the Central Committee building," "And there was nobody in the square at that time." "Not a soul!" "Mr. Manescu, could you tell us what you did between noon and 8 past noon?" "I can't remember if it was noon-noon..." "All I know is that, when they started chasing us, we got into that box," "And the Secret Services guys started pounding on it for a while." "Then they left, we got out, and we stayed there!" "And did you start the protest or what?" "Mainly, yes..." " You're fucking lying, man!" " You're lying!" " Gentlemen, please, let's not..." " 'Let's not' what, sir?" "You'd better tell this liar to go home and leave us alone" "With his revolution!" "There was no revolution!" "It was much better during the Dictator's time anyway!" "So fuck off with your fucking revolution!" "What can i..." "A fucking Communist!" "I believe Mr. Vasile raised an issue that could help us." "Did people start coming before or after the Dictator left the C.C. Building?" "The moment of Ceausescu's departure is very significant." "It stands for the fall of the communist regime." "If you'll indulge me," "The C.C. Building was for the romanian revolution" "What the Bastille was for the French revolution." "So, then, if people started flooding the streets after 8 past noon," "It means there was no revolution in our town." "How do you respond to this?" "What I'm saying is that my buddies and I were there before 8 past noon!" " But some people disagree with you." " So, are you calling me a liar?" "No, but there are some discrepancies between what you are saying" "And what one of our viewers has just said." "Meaning?" "Well, Mr. Vasile said you weren't there." "Gentlemen, I'm gonna tell you how things happened..." "Come on, Mr. Piscoci." "Sit down." "OK." "So, his sentry box was there, right?" "And where were you?" "I don't know." "Maybe by the statue." "Weren't you by chance in front of the statue?" "Yes, we were." "We were in front, of the statue!" "So what?" "If his box was there and the four of you were in front of the statue," "He couldn't have seen you..." "Don't you see?" "Think about it!" "Let's say Mr. Jderescu here is the statue." "Can you see me?" "of course you can't." "Don't you understand he was at the market, buying his tree?" "He could't have been in his box!" "Just a moment." "There's somebody else on the line." " Hello?" " This is unbelievable..." " Hello?" " Who are we speaking with?" " This is Costica Bejan speaking." " Well-well!" "Good afternoon, Mr. Bejan!" "Mr. Jderescu, why are you bringing people like these on your show" "To talk about the holy Revolution" "When they have no clue what's happening to them?" " Please show some respect, Mr. Bejan." " Are you talking about 'respect'?" "You of all people, after you've invited a drunkard to your show," "Allowing him to trash respectable people?" "Tell me, where were you on December 22.1989?" "First of all, it's Sir to you." "Second of all," "We're gonna straighten things out some other place, some other time." " Is this a threat?" " Mr. Jderescu, are you still there?" "Yes, I am." "Mr. Jderescu, if any of your guests ever utters my name on the air," "With all due respect, I will sue you." "Tell us, where were you on December 22?" "I'm going to sue you, and you'll have to pay through the nose for this!" "I won't have anybody stain my name and reputation." "I own three profitable businesses, and 154 people work for me." " What were you doing on..." " Shut up..." "Let me talk!" " Mr. Jderescu, may I continue?" " By all means." "I have three profitable businesses, and 154 employees." "I've been working really hard since 1989" "And I won't let anybody mock my work." "Mr. Bejan, we're not trying to mock your work." "All we want is to put together the pieces of certain events" "Which are crucial to our history." "So, what were you doing on 22nd December 1989?" "Mr. Jderescu, please calm down your guest." "Gentlemen, please!" "Let's try to set things straight." "That's exactly why I called." "Mr. Manescu was accusing you of having threatened him on December 22nd." "This is a lie." "I was in my native village, near Buzau since December 21st." "My mother was very ill and I was there to help." "Yeah, so you were in Buzau when you were hitting me?" "Mr. Jderescu." "This isn't a drunk's, tale." "I have witnesses to prove it." "Yeah..." "You guys always have witnesses!" "Just a moment, please!" "Mr. Bejan, you were saying that you were out of town on December 22nd..." " That's right!" " Well..." "OK." "Tell me, what were you doing before 1989?" "All right, Mr. Jderescu, I'll answer this question, too." "I used to work for the Secret Services..." "As an accountant." "Accounting is a profession, a science, even an art," "Regardless of any political system." "The truth is that I knew he used to work as an accountant..." "Accountant or not, did he work for the Secret Services or not?" "I worked for the Secret Services 'cause I graduated the top of my class." "Congratulations!" "I was very good at what I was doing and I've never been ashamed to admit it." "But to say that I was in the town square on December 22nd," "That's a bit of a stretch." "It's called libel and it is punished according to the criminal law." "So you say you weren't in the town square on December 22nd..." "I won't repeat myself." "I don't have time for your nonsense." "One last thing..." "If you say my name once again and have no evidence, you'll be very sorry." "I'll close with a plea for professionalism, Mr. Jderescu." "Stop telling all these tall tales!" "Good bye!" " Good bye!" " Good bye!" "What a nerve!" "Please stop mentioning Mr. Bejan's name if you don't have any proof." "Now you're afraid he's gonna sue you, right?" "It's not that..." "As a journalist, I know you need evidence for your accusations." "What do you mean, 'journalist'?" "Aren't you a textile engineer?" "No, I'm not." "Weren't you employed in the textile industry, back in the day?" "This happened a long time ago." "Now I work as a journalist and..." "Give me a break with all this 'journalist' bullshit." "The other guy said he was an 'accountant' for the Secret Services," "And now he's got a firm..." "You were a textile engineer, and now you've got a TV Station..." "I think I should be an astronaut." "Let me tell you I'm not very fond of your ironic remarks." "Why did you bring me to this show anyway?" "For nothing?" "I beg your pardon." "If you two have things to straighten out, I can go..." "It seems to me our discussion has reached a rather sensitive point," "And I think we should sum up our points so far." "So far, no viewer can confirm what Mr. Manescu said" "About the events happening in the morning of December 22nd." "It seems to me that nobody knows whether he and his buddies" "Went to the town square before the crowd." "Where was I then?" "on the Moon?" "I don't really know where you were, but you have no proof," "No witnesses to confirm you were there." " Why is this so important?" " It's very important." "If people started gathering in the square" "After Ceausescu left the C.C. Building," "It means there was no revolution in our town." "What was it then?" "I don't know, but it was no revolution." "Mr. Jderescu, let me tell you how the whole thing happened..." "The revolution started in Timisoara, right?" "It then spread throughout the whole country," "Including this middle of nowhere, which is our town." " Yes, so what?" " 'So what'?" "Look!" "Do you know how they turn the streetlights on?" "Do you know how they turn them on in the evening and off in the morning?" "What's this got to do with the streetlights?" "It has..." "That's how the revolution started." "It started in Timisoara, then in Bucharest." "Then in our town," "What's the revolution got to do with streetlights?" "Can't you see?" "That's exactly the same way they turn on the streetlights:" "First." "In center." "Then, throughout the whole town," "To the last wretched street." "Mr. Piscoci, I'm sorry to tell you, but this is nonsense." "What do you mean 'nonsense'?" "What has electricity got to do with the revolution?" "It has a great deal!" "'Cause people in our town are cowards..." "They took to the streets only after they saw the Dictator left Bucharest." " Is that what you did?" " Yes." "When I saw it started in Bucharest, I went out, as well." "Mr. Manescu here claims he went out before..." "He may have been there before, but I went out after..." "How is this a revolution" "If people took to the streets after the danger was over?" "We did what we could." "We had a revolution our own way." "I think we can now go to commercials." "Then we'll continue to try to answer the question of our show today:" "'Was there a revolution in our town or not?" "'" "Let's go to commercials now." "Commercials, please!" "How dare you to call me a textile engineer on the air, on MY show?" "How dare you to say I wasn't there?" "Do you have any idea how hard it's been to set this station up?" "How much shit I had to take from all the crazies around?" "How much stress it was?" "And now you come to my show to teach me a lesson..." " Mr. Piscoci, what are you doing?" " I'm going to the men's room." "Come back quickly." "We start in 5 minutes." " Where is it?" " Down the hall, to your right." " Now what?" " I'm leaving." " You don't need me here." " You can't just up and leave!" "If you keep saying I'm a liar, I'm out!" "I didn't say you're lying!" "I just said what the others were saying," "About you not being in the square..." "If you're leaving now, it's obvious you're lying!" "Boss, are we gonna finish this show or what?" "Who taught you to film like this?" "if you touch that camera again," "I'm gonna crack your skull with it, with both of them!" "It's 'cause these tripods doesn't work, boss." "'the tripods doesn't work..." "First you try your hand here, I teach you everything," "And then you all leave me to go to Bucharest!" "You goddamn morons... 5,4,3,2,1..." "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!" "Even though heraclites used to say" "That we can't dive twice into the waters of the same river," "I'd like us to dive, again, into history's ocean, 16 years ago," "For truth's sake and for the sake of all of us." "The theme of our show today is:" "'Was there a revolution in our town or not?" "'" "First, let me remind you that our phone number is 321747." "I repeat, 321747." "Allow me to introduce our guests to you again." " I'll start with Mr. Emanoil Piscoci." " Good afternoon." "Can we see the guests now?" "thanks!" "Mr. Emanoil Piscoci is on my right and Professor Tiberiu Manescu, on my left." "Good afternoon." "It seems we have somebody on the line..." "As they say, 'Vox populi, vox dei', so let's get straight to business." " Good afternoon!" " Hello, this is Gelu isarescu speaking." "'Afternoon, Gelu!" "how are you?" "Good evening, 'cause it's getting dark." "Why did you call us?" "It's about this revolution thing, Mr. Jidarescu." "Let's hear it." "Mr. Jidarescu, I've worked in sales my whole life and I'm a respected person." "Mr. Manescu and you know me..." "And I've known Mr. Piscoci since he used to do Santa for the kids!" " Hello." "Gelu!" " Go on..." "So I know you all, and I know Mr. Bejan, as well." "And I don't want to lie to you, gentlemen." "I think there was no revolution in our town." "Mr. Gelu, have you been watching our show so far?" "No, why?" "Did we lose the connection?" "We are very sorry." "Anybody else on the line?" "Good evening!" "Good evening!" "My name is lon Costachescu." " So." "Mr. Costachescu," " Look, Mr. Jderescu..." "On 22nd December 1989 I was driving back from the countryside." "I had visited my parents to slaughter the pig for Christmas..." "When I left their village, Muntenii de Jos." "Where I was born." "I saw I had a flat tire on the rear left." "But I said to myself, home is only 7 km away, I can make it." "But you didn't make it..." "No, because of the heavy cargo:" "the pig, the wine, the Christmas tree..." "Keep going, we're listening." "To cut it short, I had a puncture right in the town square." " What time was this happening?" " Three past noon." " Sharp?" " Yes!" "I remember clearly, as I looked at the clock downtown." "Was there anybody in the square when you arrived?" "No, there was nobody there." "And I must've waited there for half an hour or so" "Before people started coming." "And the guard was right..." "People started coming all at once," "And the square was full in the next 10 minutes." "So you haven't seen Mr. Manescu and the other professors in the square?" "I saw nobody." "And I was looking around, hoping to find somebody." "I had left my jack at home, so there'd be more room in the trunk." "I see..." "Once in a while I'd see somebody walk down the street," "But they were all walking fast, like they were on dope." " What did you do then?" " You mean." "About the flat tire?" "Yes." "One of my work buddies was living in that tall building" "Across the town square, and I borrowed his jack." "In this case you must have been gone for a while..." "No. 'cause I shouted his name, out loud..." "As his windows faced the square, he heard me and came down with the jack." "How could I leave my car unattended?" "They'd have stolen everything..." "I see." "Thank you, Mr. Costachescu." "Was there anything else you wanted to add?" "No, that's all I had to say." "I thought it may be helpful to your discussion." " Thank you." " Thank you!" "Happy Holidays!" " Happy holidays!" " Happy holidays!" "Happy holidays!" "Mr. Manescu, another question begs an answer" "Following this gentleman's call..." "Were you in the town square or not on 22nd December 1989?" "I was..." "Well, see, everybody's been saying the opposite." " And I'm saying I was there!" " Mr. Manescu, look..." "One, two, three, four..." "Four of our viewers said they didn't seen you there." "The first lady who called didn't say I wasn't there." "She only said I'd been drinking at the bar." "OK!" "What about the other three?" "Who?" "that former Secret Services guy?" "Let us not say his name again on this show, please." "Of course he'll say I wasn't there, after the beating he gave me." "OK then..." "What about Vasile rebegea's story?" "We haven't established if he returned from the market or not." "What about Costachescu?" "Gentlemen, please, put those fucking figures aside!" "God forgive me for using such foul language before the blessed holidays." "The town square clock has been slow" "Ever since they perched it there, in the tower." "Why are you splitting hairs now?" "Do we still have a cameraman on this show?" "Can I have at least one close-up?" "Thanks!" "We have somebody else on the line?" " Hello!" " Hello!" " Good evening!" "Who's calling?" " This is Chen Xiao Chuan." " The Chinese guy?" " Yeah, that's me." "Don't tell me you were involved in the revolution..." "No, I was in Egypt when it happened." " Where were you?" " In Egypt." "All right." "Why have you called?" "I've called to tell you that I've known Mr. Manescu for a long time." "He's a dependable person, not a liar." " Is this why you called?" " Yes..." "I'd like to add that Mr. Manescu" "Is the kindest person I've known in your town." "And, like any human being, he has his imperfections..." "But this is no reason for people to slander him, just because he drinks." "First of all," "I don't think the romanian revolution is any of your business." "Second of all, why the hell are you selling firecrackers" "And fireworks to children?" "I sell what sells." "Yeah?" "Anything else you'd like to add?" "No, this is all I wanted to say." "Mr. Manescu is..." "I was asking if you wanted to add anything else, not to repeat..." "No." "That's all." " Good bye, then!" " Good bye!" "And it's a shame to slander a person as honest and smart as Mr. Manescu." "What are you doing?" "Are you teaching us leassons now?" "No, I'm just saying that this is what I don't like about you, Romanians," "That you're slandering each other all the time." "Chen, if you don't like it here," "Why don't you go back to China and leave us alone?" "You come to our town, you cash on our citizens, and now you're being smart?" "I'm not being smart or anything..." "What I say is what I see." "This guy has got no grain of decency left." "Well, I can see I'm talking to myself here." "Good bye!" "He cut me off!" "I can't believe it!" "He didn't cut you off." "He did say 'good-bye'." "But he cut me off!" "So, Mr. Manescu," "Were you in the town square in the morning of 22nd December 1989 or not?" "Yes, I was." "Despite what everybody else is saying?" "Yeah, I'm saying I was there." " Everybody else is lying then?" " I don't give a damn what people say." "I'm saying I was there, and that's that!" " Were you there before 8 past noon?" " Yes." " And you kept on protesting?" " Yes, we did." "Is there anyone else on the line?" "Mr. Manescu, were you there before 8 past noon?" "Yes." "Were you?" "Congratulations!" "Mr. Piscoci, what were you doing on 22nd December 1989?" "Shall I start with the beginning or when I got to the town square?" "Start with the beginning..." "Well, I got up in the morning around 7..." "No, back then I was still getting up at half past six..." "I shaved." "And then," "Go on..." "Anyway, I quarreled with my wife." "The moron that I was!" "Then I went to work, but I didn't feel like staying." "I felt bad about fighting with Maria." "I had overreacted a bit." "I've always been a very jealous type." "I was jealous even at 60..." "In any case, that's what I think brought her closer to the grave..." "I told my boss I needed to go" "And I went to the market to buy her some flowers." "But there was nobody there." "Everywhere I went everything seemed so deserted..." "I didn't feel like going home like this, I felt guilty about the whole thing." "But God showed me the right way..." "I went to the Botannical Garden," "Where I broke this window and stole three magnificent magnolias." "Then I returned home." "Maria was at home, cleaning the place..." "I gave her the flowers, but she said nothing, not a word." "She kept working as if nothing had happened." "But I looked at her through the mirror on the dresser" "And I saw her faint smile." "I liked that smile..." "She must have liked the flowers, I thought." "But she didn't say a word." "She wanted me to see she didn't give a damn." "Then I turned on the TV To show her I didn't give a damn, either." "They had those movies like Laurel and hardy, or Tom and Jerry..." "Am I boring you?" " No, keep going." "And I was enjoying both Laurel and hardy, and Tom and Jerry..." "But then Ceausescu came on the tube and he began this speech..." "He promised to give us" "I told Maria that, if he gave us 100 lei apiece," "We could go to the seaside in Mangalia for our summer vacation." "She said she doubted both me and the Dictator..." "The transmission stopped all of a sudden." "But we kept planning for our vacation..." "We thought that, if we went to Mangalia and could save some money," "We could go to the Adamclisi monument, and take some pictures there." "She said I should give her my word for it and I did." "The transmission resumed and all kinds of people showed up on TV" "Saying the revolutionaries had won." "Maria started crying with joy," "But I was sorry for the Ceausescu's" "So Mr. Piscoci, you went out after you saw on the TV what was going on..." " I'm boring you, right?" " No..." "Yes, I went out to the square to show Maria I could be a hero." "And that I wasn't afraid of the Communists." " So you went out after 8 past noon." " Yes, that's right." "Our show is coming to an end..." "Do we have another phone call?" "hello?" "Hello!" "My name is Tina." "My eldest son died on 23rd December, 1989, in Otopeni, Bucharest." "I'm verry sorry, madam." "But we are trying to find out what happened in our town, not in Bucharest." "Well, I'm not calling to contradict you, Mr. Jderescu." "I'm just calling to say that it began snowing." " It began snowing?" " Yes." "It's snowing like in the good old days." "Enjoy the snow, gentlemen!" "The streets will be muddy again tomorrow!" "Merry Christmas, everybody!" "Merry Christmas!" "Our show has come to an end." "Anything else you'd like to add?" "No..." "Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for watching." "Good bye." "You want me to give you a lift home?" " No, I'll walk home." " Me, too." "Boss, this is Vali's..." "Come here to give you the Christmas trees." "I should've let the old guy make his Zillion paper boats," "And the other guy eat his paper rumples." "But, no, I had to step like a fool in front of the camera..." "From now on, I'm behind it, I'll keep it fixed," "And then they'll have to break their necks to fit into the frame... 5,4,3,2,1..." "Come on, man, I'm freezing, let's move." "The old guy didn't have a clue." "They invented the photo-electric cell," "And now the lights are turned on all at once." "Come on!" "Are you messing with me?" "I should have broken you!" "Good job, man!" "Peaceful and nice..." "That's all I remember about the revolution." "It was peaceful and nice." "Translation and adaptation:" "Cristina Stanciu Corrections: med¿ik aka glemb"