"What are you doing kids?" "Ouch!" "Guys, no woman can resist my wild charm." " Saban!" " What?" " What did you do again?" " What did I do my dear Güdük?" " You hurt a girl's feelings again!" " No way." " Yeah!" "Did I?" "Yeah, I do!" "And you got the poor girl knocked up." "Wooow..." " She has left fruit of your love and gone away." " What fruit?" " Your child idiot, your child!" " What?" "My child?" " Where is my child?" " Look!" "Here." "Looks just like the father, isn't it?" "Admit it Cow, it's yout child!" "Güdük, I'll kill you this time there is no way you're getting out of this alive." "Fellas!" "I need you to help me  so that I can kill Güdük, fire!" "Güdük, you asshole!" "Let me!" "Don't stop me!" "Don't you stop me!" "Cow!" "Your son is running away!" "Let him run!" "What the hell do you have to do with my son?" "This time I get to choke him, now he is dying..." " Don't do it Saban!" " Guys, Nuri Hoca!" "Look at your selves, you tramps!" "What is here, a stall?" "Back to your seats!" "Ready!" "Set!" "Rascals Class is ready for your attention with 39 members, sir!" "What kind of a report is that!" "Sit down!" "Take out you papers, you have an exam!" "Whoops!" "Where the hell did this come from, now?" "Güdük, do your thing and let's get rid of this exam." "All right." "Sir!" "What is it?" "My honorable sir!" "Say it son!" "What's wrong son?" "Why are you crying?" "Mahmut Hoca, sir, is going to quiz me." "Haven't you studied?" "Of course I have." "I've got the whole book in my head." "However, I never got to learn about The Grand Battle." "And I'm a child of a soldier." "Don't cry, my son!" "Who else to cry if not me." "I said don't cry, you're gonna make me cry." " I can tell you about it." " Tell me, sir." "Yeah, you'd better tell him, or else he's gonna cry!" "Those were the glorious days!" "I never forget." "26 August 1922." "A Saturday morning." "We were on the battlefield in Kocatepe." "Just like that." "Fingers on triggers, eyes on the horizon waiting for order to attack." "Canon fire started by the dawn." "Bum!" "Bum!" "Bum!" "We started crawling up to the hill." "Preveze Sea Battle took place..." "Just like this." "All of a sudden, attack siren started." "Here is it!" "I, Mülazim Evvel Nuri, took my sword ordered my team." "Bayonet on, Attack!" "Allah!" "Allah!" "Allah!" "Attack!" "We're headed to Kocatepe!" " Attack!" " Flow the enemy to the sea, my lions!" "Well..." "Mahmut Hoca!" "What's going on, sir?" "What are you doing?" "We're attacking." "I was just telling my students about The Grand Battle." "Sir, aren't you a Physics teacher?" "Yes, and I was making a written exam." "Take out your papers!" "Ohh sir!" "Shouldn't you be doing it in the classroom?" "So, isn't here the classroom?" "No!" "It's teacher's room." "Then, what am I doing here in teacher's room?" "Actually that is what I'm wondering." "Where was I this summer?" "How the hell are we supposed to know!" "I'm asking you, Where was I this summer?" " Saban!" "Tell me where I was?" " Well, you might be in Kayseri." " No!" " Malatya?" " No!" " Gaziantep" "Kahramanmaras!" "No son, this direction." "Edirne?" " That's right, go outside." " Alright, sir." "Well, that was easy." "Stop!" "Go outside of the national border!" "Ohh!" " France maybe." " Yeah!" " Keep going." " Spain." " Go through the ocean." " I can't." " Why is that?" " Well, I can't swim I'd drown, sir." "Idiot, fly then!" " OK, I'm flying." " Yes..." "Where are you now?" " Where am I?" " Just tell me." " You just tell me." " Come on..." " Come on, come on." "Dipshit!" "Go to your place." "I was right here!" " In Montreal" "In Olympic Games!" "Thank God!" "He finally said it." "Yes, I was here." "And..." "I came back with a broken heart." "Think about it..." "National anthems of all nations were played but ours, ours..." "Our flag wasn't ran up." "Don't cry sir!" "You're gonna make me cry." "He's crying!" " Wasn't our flag run up?" " No, it wasn't." "Hey!" "Moron!" "Why are you crying?" "Because you're crying." "You know, it's so touching." " Back to your place!" " Right." "But, I understood that this can't be solved only by crying." "Why wouldn't one you, be an Olympic Champion?" "Tell me!" "Why not?" "You can make it!" "You can make it but  only by hardworking." "Gentlemen, this is called trampoline." "You're going to bounce on it and jump." "High!" "Higher." "The Highest!" "However..." "You should know hot to stop." "Private Camlica Lisesi." "Last question." "I, for instance, can't stop right now." "I can't stop, stop me." "So, what are we supposed to do..." "We should stop properly." "Come with me." " Saban!" " What!" " What is this called?" " How should I know?" " Javelin, javelin." " Right, Javelin." " Come on, throw it!" " Why?" "Don't we need it?" " Throw it!" " Ok, I'll throw it." " Back off." " Back off!" "You might lose your eye." "LOL!" "Why wasn't he able to throw it far away?" "Because he doesn't know how to." "Infact, no one in entire world knows how to throw it." "Here, today we are going to try a new throwing style for the first time." "And my name is going to be written in the history." "I'm going to throw the javelin by drilling." "Just like this." "One!" "Two!" "Three!" "Which immodest threw this javelin in?" "I did!" "Excuse me Mahmut Hoca." "There has been a small mistake." "This year, I am going to be your teacher for Literature Class." "My name is Zühtü." "I really don't like the word "new"." "Especially in literature, I particularly don't like it." "Literature means, Ottoman Divan Literature." "Means Ottoman Divan Poetry." "And Ottoman Divan Poetry means, verse and rhyme." "Without rhyme there can be no poem." "Several people have done something called "free verse"." "Yes, sir." "But we are not going to read those." "We are not." "I'm not going to be asking them in my exams neither." "Don't forget, the best the greatest and the most accurate..." "What language is this guy talking?" "...poet is the silence beneath the influence of wisdom." "Yes, sir." "Which is Ottoman Divan Poetry." " What the heck is this Zühtü Hoca talking about?" " I have no idea." "Must be something like Chinese." " Sir!" "What is it?" "Our former Literature Teacher Semra Hanim used to teach us also the Modern Literature." "No way!" "Nothing new!" "Forget all of it." "Anyway, where were we?" "Ottoman Divan Poetry, meaning pattern  meaning rhyme, look at this flawlessness." "Listen carefully." "Sche, who is in a hurry fluffs upon hir own föt." "You!" "You you you, stand up!" "Repeat it." "She, who isn't a ferry blows her own foot." "Stop!" "You coarse man." "Don't you blush a little?" "Sit down!" "Now, this one is another lovely line." "Sceawian the ansien of freond betweonan thy fine bru." " Yes, who's going to repeat it?" " I, sir." "Go ahead." "Stop being silly, fool wrap your willy, bro." "Sit down you cheeky cracker" " He is right, you're a crecker." " Screw you!" " You, the babbler." "Stand up!" " Is he talking to me?" " Repeat what I say." " Yes sir." "Keep hir holy sheet, to be gritten over flower." " We have to run, sir!" " Why is that?" "Well, keeper Hursit has been given a revolver he might shoot us all." "Look at me!" "Oh God!" "What was that?" "Don't worry, sir, new Chemistry teacher has been trying experiments stuff like this happens quite often naturaly." "I was also scared at first, then got used to it." "All fine now." " Sevket Bey are you ok?" " Good good" " What, what happened?" " Sevket Bey, did it again!" "What, what did he do?" " Chemistry Laboratory, boom!" " Good good." "Hafize Hanim, can we change this lab coat please." "Sure, sure but we're about to run out of lab coats." "Here, sir!" " How's the damage Sevket Bey?" " Unfortunately, all the tubes are gone." "Let's see are we going to explain it this time to the Manager." "Oh my!" "I still can't see how it happened." " This was the sixth explosion." " No, seventh actually!" "Here." "Potassium was a little much, I guess." "Anyway, experiment is experiment." "Not experiment, son." "Experience, experience." "I didn't understand!" "How can you not understand?" "Science of Chemistry is all about a positive surface which consist of experiences." "Yeah!" "Mahmut Bey!" "I never get to understand  what this new generaiton says." "Why, sir?" "I can't understand what this fine, gentlemen scientist... talks about." "To be honest Zühtü Bey, sometimes I also can't understand what you're talking about." "I can't tell you how I missed you all." "I never forget about you here at the army." "Infact my military duty is pretty easy." "Oh my little boy!" "Look how nice he looks in that uniform." "After the boot camp, I stayed here as a transcriber." "I'll be visiting you as soon as I get my first day off." "Come, come and I'll cook all your favourite meals." "Oh my little boy!" "My little soldier." "What are you doing Saban?" "Smoke with gun powder in it." "I have a plan to kill Güdük." "Don't forget to write back to him for me to night." " Alright Güdük?" " Ok." " What's that Saban?" " Güdük, help me to get on top of that tree." " Alright, come on!" "Come here fatso." "What are you going to do up there?" "Mahmut Hoca never gives a break anywhere." "He can't find me on top of a tree." "You, Saban are the Smartest of all cows" "Finally!" "Let me get a nice smoke in the fresh air." " Saban!" " Yes!" "Pass me a smoke." "You wish." "Forget it." "Stop being mean, come on Saban pass me a smoke." "Alright, come up here." "But this is the last time." "Fine fine, last time." "Come on give me the smoke." "Here you go buddy." "Take a deep smoke." "And here is your fire." "Light it up!" " Güdük, were you scared buddy?" " You lousy cow, never forget this." "Come in!" "Mahut Hoca!" "Yes." "Do you remember me?" "Of course I do." "How can I forget you?" "Let me kiss your hand, sir." "Ohh please." "You're such a grown up man, Ahmet." " Years go by in a blink." " You haven't changes a bit, sir." " No, I have." " How's your father?" " He has passed away, sir." " Ohh!" "My condolences to you." "Come on, don't stand there, sit here." "It's such a suprise to see you." "Well, your father has passed away." "Ahmet, by the time I left Konya Highschool which grade were attending?" " 3rd grade, sir." "Oh right!" "Were you able to keep on then?" "Since my dad passed away, I had to quit the school." "Yeah, It's hard to study without a father nowadays." "I used to love your dad, he was a great man." "He was." "He used to love you too." "So, what are you planning to do now?" "I came to you." "I thought, Mahmut Hoca can help me." "Of course I do." "What would you like to do?" "Anything, I can even clean the floors." " It's our family business anyway." " No way!" "Actually..." "You have to study, Ahmet." "I wish I could, but how?" "Wait, let me talk to the Manager." "Mahmut Hoca are you out of your mind?" "You know that, business isn't well already." "How can we let someone study for free?" "Let's just lock the door and leave the shop." "But he's a very talented student, sir." "It's goint to be such a shame." "You could have helped him." "Don't be ridiculous Mahmut Hoca, life's getting more expensive." "How do yo think this institution runs?" "Alright then." "I'll pay his instalments." "Mahnut Hoca, are you insane?" "Who would give away their money today?" "If you don't mind, it's my decision to make." "Well, you'd better think again, I don't care... where the money comes from, as long as it keeps coming." "You're right." "Mighty Lord!" "You have such fool slaves in this world!" "I'm coming, dear sir!" "Tell us!" "Ancient History Philosophers." "Ancient History Philosophers..." "To be honest, Ancient History is full of philosophers." "There are a lot of Ancient History Philosophers." "Give me a name, son, a name!" "Who is the most important one?" " Who?" " Take this Cow, page twenty!" "Page twenty, right?" "Thank you Güdük." " So, tell us son!" " Check this out!" "The most significant kind is Montafon." "There is also Swiss Brown Cow." "Provides 27lt milk per day." "These are very precious cows." " There cows usually..." " What cow!" "You insolent man." " You Güdük, gave me a Biology book, instead of Philosophy!" " Asshole!" " Go to your place!" "Enough with this nonsense." "I'm going to talk to your father." "Or else you'll never attend my class again and fail at it." "Don't show up without your father next time." "Sir, time's up." " Sir, times's up." " I heard." "Good." "You screwed me big time, Güdük." "If my dad ever hears about this, and I'm dead." "What am I gonna do?" "No worries Saban, I'll figure a way out." "Will you?" "Of course Saban, am I not your best buddy?" "Oh dear, come here." "Kids, sit down for minute." "Ahmet come here." "I brought you a new friend." " His name is Ahmet." " Ahmet." "His father is a very good friend of mine." "He's a nice, smart, decent person." "Don't you ever try to make him like yourselves." "You can't make it anyway." "By the way, I hope that, you won't try any of your new guy pranks on him." "Is that clear gentlemen?" "Go ahead, meet your friends Ahmet." " Hi, I'm Ahmet." " Heard it already, we're called The Rascals." " Called what?" " The Rascals dummy, The Rascals." " So, you're pretty closed to Mahmut Hoca huh?" " Yes, I like him very much." "Look dude, we don't like him at all." " So, are you a Prodigy?" " Nope." "Look at him, he's genius." "My my, such a sweet boy." " You got a fire?" " Nope." "Then have no cigarette either." "I don't smoke!" " What?" " Aah!" "He doesn't smoke." "Look dude, this is called The Rascals Class." "Whoever comes here, has to smoke too." "And cheats on exams." "And escapes from school." "I don't do that kind of stuff." "Oh yes, you do sweetheart, you do honey, you do." "Come on light one up." "No, I don't smoke." "Look, we don't give a smoke for free everyday." " Isn't that right Güdük?" " Oh yeah!" " Take this." "Thank you." "But I don't even know how to smoke it." "Look buddy, either you smoke it or get the hell out of here." " This is it, smoke it." " That's right, or you're out." "Alright, fine then!" "How do I smoke it?" "Look, this is the end." "Alright kiddo, alright." "Come, have a seat." "Sit down and make yourself comfortable." "Light it up." "Just light it up." "Don't be afraid, ok." "What's going on?" " What are you doing Ahmet?" " Smoke" " I can see that!" " He says he's an addict, Mahmut Hoca." "Can't do it without smoking." "It gives him migraines if he doesn't." "He says so." "I know pretty well who are the addicts." " Why did you smoke it Ahmet?" " Sir, this is the first time." "I know." "Look at me, do not try to make Ahmet one of you." "You can't do it anyway." "This is never going to happen again, Ahmet." "Aren't you going to punish him, sir?" "No punishment?" "Infact you are the ones to be punished, not Ahmet." " Come on, please Hafize Ana." " Don't push it guys, I said no." " Don't turn us down, Hafize Ana." "What do I know about teaching, anyway?" "Come on Hafize Ana, what's hard about it." "Come on Hafize Ana." "You are going to be the History Teacher for lesson." " Come on don't turn us down." " No way, I can't do it." "What do you want from poor kid, anyway?" "Sweet God!" "It's just a joke Hafize Ana." "Right?" "Sure." "Does Ahmet know you?" "Has he ever seen you?" "Nope, he hasn't." "Great then." "When you step in to the classroom, we're all going to stand up." "He'll think that you are the Teacher." "And we're gonna laugh at the fool, a little." "I don't even look like a teacher." "Come on Hafize Ana, you can get your sunday clothes on." "Oh God, what if Mahmut Hoca sees me?" "How many times do we have to repeat it?" "It'll be at idle time." "No one will notice." "Come on!" " Which class is this one?" " History." "A lesson from Hafize "The Zero Queen"" " How is she?" " She sucks, she's been killing us all." "Psst, she's coming!" "Sit down!" "Pick up your books and notebooks." "Take out your papers!" "Pop quiz." "She's unpredictable." "See, she started as written exam then decided to make a pop quiz." "Quiet!" "You cannot fool me." "I'm like no one else." " You!" "What are you talking about, there?" " I'm not talking ma'am." "Look at this disrespectful liar." "Get up, to the board!" " Come on, move it!" " Yes ma'am." " What's your name?" " Ahmet ma'am." " What's your student number?" " I don't know ma'am." "What do you mean "I don't know" are you stupid?" "I just registered, they haven't given me one yet." "You cannot fool me, tell me." "Tell you what?" " What should he tell?" " History." " History!" " What history, ma'am?" "Look at him, say's "What history"." "You ask." "Tell about the period Fatih Sultan Mehmet." " Yes, tell about it." " Ok, ma'am." " Fatih..." " Who the hell is Fatih?" " The Sultan." " What sultan, you jackass?" "Ma'am, ma'am told me to tell about him." "What's that hand, huh?" "Are you gonna hit me?" " No ma'am, not at all." " Shut up!" "Saban, get up and tell us about Fatih." "Well done, Saban." "Sit down." "Look how prepared he is." "I can see it in his eyes." "10!" "An you have a 0." "Mr. Inspector we are doing everything we can only to provide a better education to our kids." "We even perfected our teachers." " I'm sure." " Thank you, sir." "Would you drink a coffee?" "Don't bother please." "I'd like to see the classes as soon as possible." "Ceratainly." "Mahmut Bey will help you." "This way please, Mr. Inspector." "You all have to learn the History!" "Or you are going to make it to the next year!" "I'm not like Foolproof or Akil or Mahmut." "Oh dear!" "Sit down my friends." " Mahmut Hoca, I thought you said it was idle time." " Well, I think I was mistaken, sir." "What does this lady teach?" "History, Mr Inspector." " History?" " Yes." "Go on, ma'am." "Go on, doing what?" " Where were you?" " What kind of question is that?" "In the classroom." "No ma'am, I mean at the history." " Where are we?" " Balkan Wars." " Looks like Balkan Wars." " Yes..." " In 1912..." " In 19 what?" " Are asking me?" " 1912." " 1912 he says." "Four Balkan countries were in battle." "Four countries, all in battle." " Ma'am." " Yes Mr. Inspector." "If you don't mind, I'd like to ask a couple of questions." "Well, sure." "Well, well." "You!" " Stand up." " Me?" " What are these Balkan countries?" " What countries?" "To be honest, there have been some rumours about this." "It's unclear what countries these are." " What is he talking about ma'am?" " He says it's unclear." " What is unclear?" " Tha Balkan countries." " These countries happen to be pretty wide..." " How many are they?" "Ohoo, a lot." "There is 30 maybe 40 of them." "Ma'am he says 30-40!" "That's wrong sir." "I've told him that there are 100-150 of them." "Sometimes even 200 of them." " What is he talking about?" " He's doing quite good actually." "Good boy." " War!" " Did the war begin?" "God, let me go, stock some food." " No, Balkan War!" " Oh!" "Balkan War." "That was an awesome war, just like a blood bath." "Those who were injured, were crying out." "Poor soldiers, some has to help them to go to the hospital." "Forget about the hospital, go og with the war!" "They forgot about the hospital and went on with the war." "Kids were running around and crying out; "Daddy, daddy!"" "Poor little ones." "All of a sudden chevaliers started to ride towards the kids." " Get them out of the way!" " I can't chevalier are coming." " Who the hell put those kids in to a war?" " I swear to God, I didn't." "Haven't I told you not to put kids in to the war?" "Look at this Mahmut Pasha." "I mean..." "Pasha Mahmut." "Ermm..." "Sir Pasha." "Pasha, my Pasha..." "In this Balkan War, kids a Pashas are all mixed up, Mahmud Pasha!" "Well..." "Mahmut." "I feel sick." "Everytime I visit this class, something happens to me." "Excuse me." "If you ever involve Hafize to your games again, I'll fire her." " You just don't be one of them." " Okay, Mahmut Hoca." "Now go." "God bless you." "Sir!" "Ahmet should also be here with us." "Why isn't he on penalty?" "Because he is not lazy and irresponsible like you." "But..." "This makes our blood boil, Mahmut Hoca." "Jackass." "Where the hell did you come from, you little jerk!" "Stop smirking and get lost!" "Don't you ever stand on two feet?" "Look, I'm gonna hang you by your feet if I get you." "This Manager comes with a new thing every year!" "And now we have to serve our food to our selves." "God knows, maybe we're gonna start washing dishes next year." "What can I do son, I can't do them all by myself." " You're right, it's all that Scrooge Managers fault." "Like he would have gone bankrupt if he hired one more worker." "Yummy, the soup is delicious." "Go ahead Ahmet, eat it?" "Add a little salt, if you'd like." "No, thank you." "Oh, oh!" " What is it Ahmet?" " I got wet." " Why did you do that?" " Don't you have little sense of humour, boy?" " This is a Rascal joke." " Deal with it Ahmet." "Deal with it." "Hmm, potatoes look nice." "Damn!" "There isn't a piece of meat in it again." "Scrooge, The Manager." " Everyone got some, right?" " We did, yeah." "Oh no, none left for Ahmet!" "Ahmet, looks like not your lucky day." "Here is a piece of Potato for you." "Here you go, it's all yours." " Bon appetit." "That's ok." "I wasn't really hungry anyway." "What is it, Ahmet?" "What don't you eat?" "Ran out of food sir, none left for me." "Why are you lying dude?" "Haven't you just told us that you didn't like the food?" "Yes he said, he'd rather watch us eating." "Isn't that right brother?" "Isn't that?" "I see, I'll see you in the evening." "What did Descartes say?" ""I think, therefore I am."" " Come in." "Dear Güdük, looks just like my father." "Who are you, what do you want?" "Sir, I'm Saban's father." "I suppose you asked for me." "Mister, I've a lot to complain about your son Saban." "Why is that sir?" "Has he done something wrong?" "First of all he's lazy." "Doesn't care about classes at all." "Oh, I can' believe it!" "Saban come here quick." "Sure daddy." " Let me kiss your hand." " Let me kiss you too." " Saban." " What?" " Look what your teacher says." " What does he say?" " Says you don't care about your classes." " I don't?" " Isn't that such a shame my beloved son?" " Sure it is." " I'm have to punish you then." " Ouch, what the hell are you doing?" " Psst, shut up." "Don't get him suspicious" " Oh, right." "Sir, what else has this one done?" " Countless to mention." " Hmm..." "Look, I'm getting a little upset here..." "Don't be daddy." " I am!" " Ouch!" " What the hell are you doing!" " You bastard!" " Hey, watch it." " Psst, keep playing, keep playing." " You untamed cow!" " I'll show you how it is!" "Mister, please don't get so upset." " You stay out of this!" " Yes, you stay out of this teacher!" " Don't get in between father and son!" " Yes!" " It was you calling me here..." " Yes!" " You lazy!" " Stop frigging hitting!" " I worked my ass off to get you educated..." " Stop hitting, asshole!" " And you get lazy here!" " Hey, watch it!" " All these years..." " Dude I'll beat the shit out of you!" " Even cows would have become gentlemen." " Enough already!" "These kids are killing me." "What happened, sir?" "Look at them, should the students of a veteran player really play like this?" "Disaster!" " Ouch!" " Penalty!" "Yes, penalty." "I shoot." "On my count." " Okay, sir." "A little space guys." "Watch it, Güdük is about to die." "Frigging come on Cow!" "Shoot it already, will you." "Ouch!" " Damn!" " You idiot, is this how you shoot a penalty?" "Get out of my way." "Watch and learn!" "He's gonna hit me." "Don't stay on my way!" "Move!" "Move!" "Ouch!" "So we are done with the Alcohols." "Let's see if you've understood them?" " You." " Me." "Give us an example for Polyhydric alcohols." "Raki!" "Jack Daniels." "We could say Vodka and Cognac too." "Of course you haven't understood them." "Why?" "Lack of experiments!" "Like I've always said;" "chemistry without experiments is unthinkable." "Let's do an experiment, so that you get it better." " Where is my asistant?" " Tubes?" " Tubes." "Chemistry means, experiment." "And this experiment, means the death of Güdük." "Why is that?" "I'm gonna put gun powder in to the tube." "So Güdük will blow up." " Light it son." " Lighting sir." " Yes, a little more." " More, sir." " Let's heat it." " We're heating." " Open it more." "Opened more." " Nice very, nice." " Shavings?" " Yes." "Shavings." "By mixing, the wood shavings I put in this tube with heated acid..." " Yes, sir." "...we are going to obtain methyl alcohol." " Hopefully." "Here we go, attention!" "This time I have no idea why it exploded." "I neither." "Look how he eats without even blushing." "What can you say, he has Mahnut Hoca behind him." "I'm about to die of hunger." "Sir this is not fair!" " Why is that, son?" " Are we going to starve here?" "Why would you starve?" "Haven't you had your lunch better than usual?" " You even shared Ahmet's meal." " But he asked us to." "And this time, I want him to!" "Come on Ahmet!" "Keep eating." "Sir I can't really eat while my friends are hungry." "Don't worry, they are used to stay hungry." " By this going they are going to be starving a lot." "It's delicious Hafize." "I'm so hungry that I can even eat the toothpaste." "Domdom, you look a lot slim already." "No kidding, really?" "Seriously, I look pretty skinny." "Guy, there are weird sounds coming out of my stomach." " What could it be?" " What do you think it is?" "Hunger!" "What the hell are you doing all over my stuff?" "It's not like I'm gonna eat it!" " Dear Saban?" " Yes, my dear Güdük?" "What is that?" "Pure butter." "Daddy sent it from homeland." "Would you mind sharing a little with me?" "Forget it buddy, no chance." "Not a bite." "Come on, you wouldn't die." "You're such a thickheaded!" "I said no!" "Don't you touch my bread!" "I'll be back." "Only if you were also prepared for Mahmut Hoca's... punishments, you wouldn't be such an underdog." " I hope it kills you!" " It kills you!" "What is it Ahmet?" "You look cheery with a full stomach." "What would rich know about how poor is suffering?" "I swear to God I could hardly eat." "You saw me." " Oh don't be so sensitive." " You're gonna make us cry." "Stop acting!" "You wolfed the whle meal right infront of us!" "I couldn't help it, Mahmut Hoca made me do it." " Psst look at me." "Now!" " Alright!" "Hurray!" "Yippie!" "Ole!" " Are you out of you mind?" "You broke the bed!" " It's a first night tradition!" "New boys bed gets broken." " You'll get used to it." "I see." "Anyway!" "Then I'll be on the ground to night." " Will you be comfortable there?" " Sure." "We always sleep on the ground back at my village." " Are you done Necati?" " Done." "Open it." " Easy, he shouldn't hear!" " OK." "What is this?" "Hafize Ana got it for us." "Potato mash." "We'll replace the butter with this." "You Cow..." "# What's going on in the life?" "# I wish this dream to come true." "# When you wake up in the morning..." "# Everything could stay the same." "# I thought she forgot me!" "# Then I looked and saw her standing there." "# I understand that I was all wrong..." "# She really loves me." " # It's her voice, her face!" " # Looks like she's back." "#Shesay'sshe can 't..." " # Live without me..." "# This must be the love." " # In the darkness..." " # In the streets..." "# With flowers in her hand." " # Looking for me..." " # Asking for me..." "# This must be good!" "Hey!" "# What's going on in the life?" "# I wish this dream to come true." "# When you wake up in the morning..." "# Everything could stay the same." " # There's a road..." " # In front of me." "# Not really long." "# In a dress, maybe green." "# Actually white it is." "# With a ring, not silver." "# Actually golden it is." "# Looking at me." "# Smiling at me." "# This must be good!" "Hey!" "# What's going on in the life?" "# I wish this dream to come true." "# When you wake up in the morning..." "# Everything could stay the same." "What's going on here?" "We dreamt about you Mahmut Hoca." "This must be good." "Dude, I'm so hungry." "Güdük." "Where did this butter come from?" "Quiet, Saban." "We found it in Ahmet's locker." " No way!" " Yeah." "He was eating hidden from us." "Ahmet, you mean bastard!" "What's wrong?" "I've never liked you anyway!" "You are hiding your butter from your friend, huh?" "You sucker!" "What butter?" "Hiding what?" "Stop it!" "Look how this sucker still talks." "Easy Saban." " Saban." " What?" "You know this sort of stuff." "What kind of milk is this butter from?" "It's co... thing." "From what?" "An animal." "Which animal?" "Something big." "You mean which one?" "Cow, you asshole, cow!" "You know cow..." "I'll kill you." "Come on Domdom, hitting eggs." " Alright, who's on top?" " Me." "Ok than, hit." " Damn, blew it again." " You'll be fine." " Anybody else?" " Ahmet come on let's hit." "But I can't." "It's easy." "You hold it I hit it." "Winner gets the eggs." " Fine." " Come on." "Buddy, these papers are gonna stay on you." "But I don't cheat." " You won't." "You'll just help us." " Foolproof, wouldn't check only you." "Sorry guys, I can't do this." " OK dude, give tham back." "Don't you ever speak to us." " Take this." " You've broken our hearts so badly." "Fine, fine, fine." "Give them to me." "God, help me." "He'll brother, don't worry he'll." "What is this!" "Back to your seats." "Take out your papers." " I'm making an exam." " Nothing else to be left on the desks." "You can't fool me." "You can't cheat!" "Never!" "Write it down:" "Question 1." "Digestive system of mammals" " Question 2:" "Write 3 examples for parasites." "Question 3:" "Structure of ectoplasm." "5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0 Go!" "No peeking to the right." "No peeking to the left." "You!" "Look forward." "You!" "Don't move." " Look at your paper." " You can't." "Psst psst..." " You can't." "No one can fool me." "I can't be fooled." "Sir!" "I can't write." "You lazy." "You could write, if you have had studied." "It's not that." "Your're kind of standing on my hand." "Oh, I see." "Man, this guy I either steps on my hand or on my paper." "You!" "Freeze." "You!" "Noo peeking." "Do not move!" "You can't fool me." " What are you doing back there?" " Nothing sir." " Give me that." "What's happened?" "Your trouser has got torn, sir." "It shit happens." "You just go ahead." "No move!" "Necmi, come here." " Yes, sir." " Quick, go get Hafize to fix this." " Alright sir." " Don't move!" "You can't fool me!" " Mahmut Hoca." " What is it?" "If yuo could excuse me, sir I'd like to tell Hafize Ana something." "Say it." "Foolproof want's you." "Told you to get your needle too." "Did something happen Necmi?" "There has been a minor accident during the exam, sir." "Don't move!" "Don't look around!" " You can't fool me." "You can't!" "My trouser got torn Hafize." "Don't move!" " I can see." " Take and fix this." "Don't move!" "Stop smirking and get to your place." " Going, sir." "I might be behind the desk but I still see everything." " Hurry up, Hafize." " I'm on it, sir." "Ahmet, Ahmet get those damn papers out." " I'm scared." " Don't be scared, just get them out." "None of you can cheat." "You can't fool me." "Is that clear?" "You can't fool me." "Welcome Mahmut Hoca." "We had a little accident." "Don't move!" "I can see it, sir." "Ahmet." "Dude, Ahmet." "You." "What are you doing there?" " Well, sir." "Get up and come here." "Come, come." "Be quick and come here." "Empty your pockets." "Empty out your pockets." "Be in a hurry!" "What are these?" "Look at these, Mahmut Bey." "Look." "Just like an arsenal." "Greatest cheater I've ever seen." "You can't trick me." "You can't." "I cop you even with my pants off." "How come did you have these papers on you?" " What can I say." "I couldn't turn my friends down." "Why did you listen to them?" "But then they stop talking to me, sir." "I want to be one of them." " They are all great guys." "Well, yeah they are..." "But'd better give up trying to be one of them." "If you ask me don't even get closed to them." " But sir." " Enough!" "Promise me that you won't listen to them ever egain." "Alright sir." "Buddy, are you, are you not getting these clothes out?" "I can't guys." "I promised Mahmut Hoca." " Ok, I see that." "Get dressed fellas." " Give me one." "Well then." "We go to the game and Mahmut Hoca kicks us all out." "What are you doing?" "Hang on." "We'll break." "Anything for a game of Fener." "Why don't you just ask for permission?" "Come on Ahmet, We told you that he won't allow us." "Ok let's say that I took the clothes out, how are you going to get out?" "With the trampoline, dude." "By jumping over the wall." "And then straight to the game." "I wish you wouldn't escape." "Well, give me the clothes." " You're the man Ahmet!" " Look I'm doing this only for you not to get kicked out of school." "You're the greatest Ahmet." "Come on, you just get these outside." "Wait for us right next to the wall, alright?" "Veysel Efendi, can you open the gate?" "What's up, Ahmet?" "Where are you headed?" "Taking clothes of the friends for laundry." "Fine go ahead." "Look, I'd never open it for any one alse from Rascals." " Why is that?" "Well, you can't see what those bastard are up to." "You don't know them." "They might even fool the devil." " We're ready, sir!" " Perfectly ready, sir." "We can even jump over this wall." "Great!" "You, get on it." "Good boy." "Look, he made it." " I can do it either, sir." "Really?" "Go in then." "Good job." "See, you can do it if you work hard." "Come on everyone." "Bravo!" "He made it too." "You're the last one , come on." "They all made it." "Let me give it a try." "What's going on, sir?" "Are you taking the class all alone?" " Nope, kids were right here a moment ago." " And?" "They did great Mahmut Hoca." "All went over the wall, but haven't come back yet." "I see." " Damn you Trabzon." " We never get luck with this team." " Open the door Veysel Efendi." " Oh my, when did you get out?" "We just do Veysel Efendi." " Thank Ahmet." "Did you made him just like yourselves?" "Check it out guys." "Mahmut Hoca is at his usual spot." "We're suffering from 2 things in this life." "Mahmut Hoca and Trabzonspor" " Hello there." "How was the game?" " Don't even ask about it Mahmut Hoca." " We lost." " Ohh, pitty." " Come on Mahmut Hoca, what are we grounded to?" " We're dead already." " Don't worry, your grounding is ready." " This Mahmut Hoca has no more mercy." " Look at us we're soaked." "What's going on, sir?" "What's up with these kids?" "I admire Mahmut Hoca's idea of dicipline." "Happy groundings Mahmut Bey." " Look, he's back again." " Do you wish to die?" " Need an umbrealla brother?" " Piss off, you brat." " Come on." " But you're getting wet." " Who's getting wet?" "Oh, that's right, this doesn't get you wet." "Just showering." " Get out." " Look at us." " My shoes are filled with water." " Damn you Mahmut Hoca." " We respected and loved you, now look what we get." " We're soaked." " I feel terrible guys." "I confessed and told him to ground me too but he just didn't listen." " Oh yeah?" " Believe me, I wanted to be with you." " Did you really wish?" " Of course, look how wet you are." "No problem Ahmet." "If that's what you want right guys?" "Get him wet." "Hey, What are you doing?" "Don't!" "Sit down." "Ahmet what happened?" "Sir, he felt terrible about us getting soaked under the rain." "And jumped straight into the pool." " Is that right, Ahmet?" " Yes, sir." " Hmm." " Come in." " Mahmut Hoca." "Ismail." " Let me kiss your hand, sir." " Ok." " Welcome Ismail." " I just got dismissed from the army and thought maybe I could visit you and my friends." " How kind of you." "Go sit on your old desk." " Okay, sir." " Come here." "Ismail, my man." " So, tell us." "How is the army?" "Very well, sir." "I'm happy there." "It's nothing like the school." "No classes, no studying, no books." "Allowed to smoke." "And our commander isn't as tough as you." " So you're happy with your life." " Oh, I'm happy as a clam." " Sir, with your permission, I'm leaving." " Leaving for where, Saban?" " For the army." "One midnight I was on duty." "I felt asleep." "And got slapped by the sergeant to wake up." " Are you playing poker?" "On what?" " Beans." " So, where am I gonna sleep?" " Don't worry about it." " Ahmet." " Yes?" " Get up." "Why?" "What do you mean "why"?" "Where will the guest get to sleep?" " How should I know?" " Ouw." "This is not cool." "Is this how you treat your guests?" " Then, where do I sleep?" " No need to worry." "Come on." "Look we're even maikng your bed." "What more do you want?" " Don't you forget our this favor." " Thank you." " Come on, get to bed." " Thank you." " Good night." " Good night." "Ismail." "Come here, honey." "I can't let you sleep before eating some butter." " Daddy sent it." " Saban, you're my man." " My golden hearted cow." " You stay out of this." "He's jealous since I'm not giving him any." " Come on then, eat it." " Saban what's this?" " Pure butter." " Get out of there." "Looks like your daddy screwed you." "This is nothing but mash." " Let me have a look." " Yeah, mash." "Dad, you asshole." " Saban, it's time for you to learn the truth." " Your dad is innocent." " No way?" "Who is it then?" " Right there." "Ahmet." "Don't let his innocent face to fool you." "He whipped all your butter." " And told us all that its his own." " Sneaky bastard." "I didn't tell you cause I didn't want you to do something wrong." " I'll do something wrong." " Don't do it, Saban." " I'll kill that asshole." " Don't, Saban." " Don't stop me." "Don't stop me." " Don't do it Saban." "Put yourself together." " Let me go." " Don't do it Saban." "Asshole." "How dare you to steal my father's butter?" "You asshole." "It's my dear father's butter." " What butter?" " You jerk." "Butter thief." " You don't have to come to the gate." " Why do you care?" "We're just walking." " So, you're leaving, huh." " Well, time's up." " We do we get to see you next time soldier?" " I don't know." "Only if I get dismissed again." " If they don't let, you just sneak off." " No way, we're talking about the army." " We're gonna miss you." " I'm gonna miss you too." "I have had such great days here." "You get it after loosing it." "Look at me." "You should appreciate what you have here." "I'd tell you to study and become someone but not wasting my breath." "Well, take care Rascals." " What the hell are you doing?" " Cheating." " Güdük why are we all drawing fish?" " Saban it's April 1st today right?" " Yes it is." "Haven't we decided to joke Mahmut Hoca?" " Yes we did." " Well we're going to spoil the lesson with April fools." "Come on draw the fish." " Is that ok if I don't draw a fish?" "How about a pear?" " Saban." " Yes?" " Infact you should draw a cow but..." "Yeah, yeah." "What?" "You jerk!" " Saban don't." " Why not?" "I'll kill you." "Psst." "Mahmut Hoca." " Good morning." " Good morning, sir." "Sit down." " Sir." "I'd like to say something in the name of class." " Go ahead." " We've been working so hard for a week to get grades higher." " We're studying history." " Make us an exam, sir." " Yes, sir." "Please make us an exam." "You're saying that you've studied hard." " Alright I'll examine you." " He will do it." "But verbally..." "Saban." "Get up." "But sir we were prepared for a written exam." "Isn't that so everybody?" "What's the differance?" "Tell me;" "The Tulip Period." "Well, sir... during The Tulip Period..." "there have been tulips." "These tulips... were being traded in a district called Tulipia." "Oh oh..." "You can't find those tulips anymore." "Isn't that right Güdük?" "There is even a song about it." "Tulips..." "Tulips, tulips." "Tulips..." "Tulips, tulips." "Sit back!" "Failed." "You go ahead Necmi." "I completely agree with Saban, sir." "I definitely have nothing to add." "I mean you can't talk about cabbages during The Tulip Period anyway, right?" "Sit down!" "Failed." "Anybody?" "The Tulip Period?" "We're only ready for a written exam, sir." "I see." "The whole class have failed!" "Kids, what's the date today?" "April 1st, sir." "Then this examination may be your April fools prank." "Sir you're better than us." "Look what we got you here." "I guessed." "Now I have news for you." "But no joke this time." "Unfortunately, at the quiz competetion, since Mr. Principal insisted as the winners of last year, you're going to be presenting us this year too." "Then let's set the gear up, sir." "No." "This year there won't be any wires, receivers or speakers." " But..." "We can't make it without them sir." " We're gonna be embarrassed." "That's right." "And I want you to be embarrassed." "Where the hell have you been?" "I went to get these." "What are they?" "Walkie-talkies." "Walkie-talkie?" "Whare did you get them?" "Isn't my uncle a traffic police?" "I got them from him." "What do we do with them?" "Use them at the competition." "Ok but, how do these thing work?" "Look, now I'm going far away." "Listen what I say." "While answering, press this button, then talk." "Alright?" "Ok." "Got it." "Saban!" "Saban!" "What the..." "It's talking." " Saban!" " Yes Güdük." "Press the button." "Press the button." "Can you hear me too?" "Well, I hear some mooing but  can't say if it's you." "Dude, stop being a dick." "Son of a bitch." "What is this!" "What the hell is this!" "Is this how you wait for your teacher?" "Get in to line!" "Quick!" "Stomach in, chest out!" "Saban, an you hear me?" "Dude, Saban!" "Psst." "Who was that?" "Who's talking?" " You Cow!" " Shut up Güdük!" "Saban!" "Come here." "Coming, sir." "Did you say something?" "No, sir." "Yes, you did." "No way?" "Did I?" "Yes." "What did you say?" " Cow!" " What!" "?" "I said "Cow"!" " Shut the fuck up!" "I beg your pardon?" "Not you, him." "Who is he?" "It's me, Güdük!" "Hah, you've heard him." " Dear son..." " Yes, sir." " You're not Güdük." "You're Saban." " Yes, sir." "Why the hell are you talking about Güdük then?" "Don't drive me crazy." " I'm Güdük." "Shut the fuck up!" "I'm constantly shut, sir." "He is not." " You Cow!" "Cow!" " Cow?" "Me?" " Not you, he meant me." "Asshole." "I said, shut up!" " Be careful, I'm gonna talk." "No, you're gonna shut up!" "I've already been quiet here." "It's him not shutting up, keeping talking." "I said, shut the fuck up!" "Ouch..." "Saban, what's happened?" "What do you think it is?" "I got slapped in the face." "Asshole." "Dear teachers and students." "I'm starting the quiz competition of this year." "Anatolian High School." "Rascals!" "Rascals!" "Rascals!" "These are the rules:" "Everybody knows their duty?" "Ok, ok." "Don't worry." "Let's try the Walkie-talkie." "Ok." "Psst!" "Güdük can you hear me?" "I can hear you." "Stop." "I can hear yo too." "Stop." "First question for Private Camlica High." "When and between whom did Preveze Sea Battle took place?" "Preveze Sea Battle." "Ok, looking it up." "...between the Ottoman Navy, which is under the commandment of Hayreddin Barbarossa... and the Crusaders, in year 1538." " That's correct." " At the end of the battle the Crusaders ended up in the bottom of the sea." "Stop." "Rascals!" "Rascals!" "Rascals!" "Now your first question." "Ok, we nailed the first 10 points." "Great." "Thisiscentralspeaking." "Crew no6 there has been an accident at the Zincirlikuyu Junction." "Head there ASAP." "What the hell is he talking about?" " What do you think, cops signal gets mixed up with ours." " What do we do now?" "Anatolian High, you're running out of time." "What was that?" "Crewno5 hard frosting on Bosphorus Bridge." "Turn on your warning lights." "Max speed 20 km/h." "Copy that." "Times's up, you haven't answered." "Second quesiton for you." "What happens if two molecules were collided in an atomic pile?" "Come on, find it." "Atomic pile, atomic pile." "Good God." "Central,central." "This crew no 8 calling there are two casualties in Zincirlikuyu." "Yes, you're running out of time." "What happens at the end of this collision?" "Well..." "Two casualties!" "What casualties?" "They were in a van." "And there are 7 injuries, 2 of them are serious." " But nothing to be worried about, ambulances are on their way." " Yes" "What the fuck are we gonna do now?" "Those suckers down there are... repeating what police says." "God damn it." "Hell with this police radio!" " French Revolution took place in 1789." " Correct, 10 points." "Camlica High." "Which part of the Ottoman army forces have attended the Siege of Vienna?" "3 buses, 4 vans, and 2 tankers." "Plus, 8 horse carts and 7 bikes are sadly stranded on their way and waiting." "Interesting." "What are you talking about son?" "He's right." "Besides during all this chaos, 2 trucks loaded with cigarettes have been captured." " Really?" " See!" " They blew it." " We are screwed." " Look!" "We're on fire." " Oh my God!" " Hafize Ana, go get some water." " Right away." "Point score." "Anatolian High school 30." "Private Camlica High school 10." "Crew no 2 and 3 Head to the Ahirkapi Feneri." "Let's go Güdük." "Where do you think..." "Sit your ass down!" " They're calling us." " Shh, I said sit down." "Your question." "How did Patrona Halil Rebellion start?" "I'd like to congratulate you for asking such a good question." " Tell something!" " I don't know." " Is he here just for decoraiton?" " How the hell should I know." "Friggin answer!" "Are you dead?" " We're on fire, don't panic." " What!" "Fire?" "Damn it, fire!" "Come on, here and here." "Hurry up." "Go get some more water." "Okay." "Writer of The Lily of the Valley is Balzac." "Correct." "So Anatolian High School is winning by 40 points." "Private Camlica High School." "Your question." "What is the date and location of the biggest fire in the history of Istanbul?" "Have you put the fire out?" "Notyet." " Güdük we better run." "We're burn here." " Shh, sit here." "Let me go alone at least." "I'm so scared of fire." "You have 10 seconds." "Biggest fire of Istanbul?" "I think the biggest fire of Istanbul is about to happen here." " What's going on here?" " Mahmut Hoca!" " We had a little fire here, sir." " Took care of it." "Who ascended the throne of Spain after the death of Franco?" "Friggin tell the answer!" "It's Mahmut Hoca." "Mahmut Hoca ascended the throne of Spain after the death of Franco." "Because of your recklessness you almost burnt the entire school down." "You are all grounded for the rest of the year." "Sir we got that part but what is this barbed wire for?" "Because you won't sit still and are going to try to break." "This looks like the only of keeping you inside." "Then we'd better change the name of this place, sir." "How should we call it, son?" "Private Camlica Prison." "Guys are you students or hard hats?" " None of your friggin business!" " Are you looking for trouble?" "How do we get rid of this brat?" "Just be patient." "I'll be graduating in 3 years." "Dude, if this guys graduates before I do, I'm gonna kill myself." "Here is the school building." "And here is our classroom." "We dig through here." "First the garden then beneath the street, and we're in the old chalet across the street." "Everything clear?" "Ok, ok, ok..." "We'll be digging only during personal study hours and free lessons." "Come on!" "Where is the saw?" "Wait a second, why don't we celebrate this?" "What's that Domdom?" "Rooster!" "We'll sacrifice it for the tunnel." "Great idea but who is going to kill it?" "Should be someone clean." "Well, finally you need me." "Give me that." "Why are we killing this poor rooster instead of Cow?" "Yeah." "Asshole." "God forgive me." "Come on then..." "In the name of Allah." "Now you're all wondering why I'm up here." "This building is made of wood can easily be burnt." "Therefore, I'm going to show you how to jump safely on to a canvas, in case of an emergency." "Remember!" "This is a fire drill." "Dude are we gonna set school on fire again?" "Stretch the canvas." "Yes." "Watch my jumping style carefuly." "One..." "Two..." "Pasha Nuri is coming!" "There..." "Attention!" "Ouch!" "Here what you see is collar bone." "Alright?" "What is it?" " Collar bone." " Nice." "And this is tibia." "What is it?" "Am I your slave you assholes?" "They've disappeared again..." "Am I the only one to work, you sons of bitches?" "You Necmi..." "Tell us about the collar bone." "Errm." "Collar bone looks like a little bridge sir." "Galata Bridge maybe." "An example for big bridges is Bosphorus Bridge, sir." "Why are you bouncing like that?" "Are kidding me?" "Don't come!" "Don't come!" "Why should I not come, son?" "What are you talking about Güdük?" "Don't come, just go!" "Don't be afraid, son." "I won't hurt you." "Get the hell out of there!" "I can't come up." "Don't come up!" "Don't come up!" "Go." "Go where?" "Just go!" "Where?" "Sir he's a little nervous." "This happens when he can't answer the questions.... ...I'd like to continue, if that's ok." " Ok son, go ahead." "Just don't come up!" "It's me, Saban." "You idiot, Foolproof is here." "What?" "Here?" "Oh my dear teacher..." "You look so scraggy." "I can even count your bones." "Saban!" "Yes, sir." "Where are you?" "I'm here but what happened to you?" "Saban." "Stop it." "I'm talking to my teacher." "Saban." "What?" "Wait a second, if you're the Foolproof, who's this?" "Dear friends." "After a huge amout of work, we finally made it to the other side." "Above us is the chalet." "Give me the saw please." " Here." " Thank you my dear." "In the name of Allah." "Come here Güdük." "Give me your hand." "Come, my dear." "You're so heavy Domdom." "Mahmut Hoca!" "Yeah, Mahmut Hoca." "This is a great victory of us, against him." "Give me your hand, honey." "Come up." "Give me your hand." "Now let him look for us everywhere." "Saban." "What?" "Oh..." "Mahmut Hoca." "Mahmut Hoca." "Look, he's Mahmut Hoca." "Mahmut Hoca." "He escaped too." "Did you escape too Mahmut Hoca?" "We didn't come across in the tunnel." "Hoca Mahmut." "You see Mahmut?" "Oh.." "God." "Guys." "You'd better not come." "This end of the tunnel is kind of fucked up." "Guys, remember;" "Whoever Zühtü Hoca picks, is going to read from this paper." " Alright?" " Alright Güdük." "Well Zühtü Hoca." "This is gona be something you'll never forget." "Coming." "Sit down." "Agent." "Everyone is here, right?" "Yes, dear sir." "Not "Dear Sir"." "Honorable Sir." "Honorable." "Yes..." "Have you memorized the thing I've given you last time?" "Yes, sir." "Perfectly, sir." "Alright." "You had it coming." "Go ahead." "Turkish Youth, your first duty is to preserve and to defend Turkish Independence and the Turkish Republic forever." "What is this?" "What are you doing?" "Ataturk's Address to Turkish Youth, sir." "Don't be ridiculous." "I've given you the Terkib-i Bent of Ziya Pasha to memorize." "That's not right, sir." "You've given us the Ataturk." "No way." "No way." "I know what I've given." "But sir..." "If you don't believe me, ask my friends." "Yes, sir." "Güdük is right." "You have given us the Address to Turkish Youth." "You've given Ataturk." "Stop it." "I know very well what I've given." "But I bet you morons can't memorize that thing you're saying either." "Go to your place." "Come here, you go ahead." "Go in with the Address." "This is the very foundation of your existence and your future." "What's that?" "Are you in pain?" "No, sir." "You're squirming a lot." "Oh, my neck hurts a little." "Hmm..." "Really?" "Continue." "This foundation is your most precious treasure." "In the future, too..." "Enough." "Stop it." "Back to your place." "You little cheaters." "You thought that I'd not notice didn't you?" "You go and call Mahmut Hoca here." "You too, come here." "Give me that over there." "You cheap bastards." "I can't even say your Dear Ataturk's Address to Turkish Youth, without chating." "Look to whom Ataturk has entrusted this country." "More like a herd of dogs, than youth." "Herd of dogs." "What is it Zühtü Bey." "Mahmut Hoca see to whom Ataturk has left this country." "What happened sir?" "What else should happen?" "They've written Atatürk's Address to Turkish Youth on this and placed it on my desk." "Reading it from there." "Let's see if they can read it with out looking, right in front of you." "Yes." "TurkishYouth,Yourfirstduty is to preserve and to defend Turkish Independence and the Turkish Republic forever." "This is the very foundation of your existence and your future." "This foundation is your most precious treasure." "In the future, too, there may be malevolent people at home ...and abroad, who will wish to deprive you of this treasure." "If some day you are compelled to defend your independence  and your Republic, you must not hesitate to weigh the possibilities and circumstances..." "But how?" "They were looking at this a minute ago." "These possibilities and circumstances may turn out to be extremely unfavourable..." "Look what's written on this, Zühtü Bey." "Sir, even if we're the Rascals, we know Atatürk's Address to Turkish Youth memorized." "Icouldn'tremovethe straw,Zühtü." "I believed in you, Zühtü." "It's time to make love, Zühtü." "I believed in you, Zühtü." "Mahmut Hoca?" "Yes, Zühtü Bey." "I think these Rascals are making fun of me." "Why is that, sir?" "Don't you hear the song they're singing?" " I hear it." " Isn't this making fun of me?" "I suppose not." "This is a hit song nowadays." "Everybody is singing it, Zühtü Bey." "Sit down." "Well well, you all can really sing, huh." "Thank you, sir." "Thank you." "However Zühtü Hoca was offended by the song." "How come sir?" "We all love Zühtü Hoca." "We love him very much, sir." "I love as much as you do." "Anyway, let's not talk about this anymore." "I've just recieved a new order from the Ministery." "All the high schools will pick an eleMetary school and help it." "So what are we going to do, sir." "Those kids need; book, notebooks, pencils, pretty much anything school related." "Forget it Mahmut Hoca." "We shouldn't get those kids into trouble." "Wouldn't to be a shame to put them into this?" "Let them enjoy themselves in their farms." "Kids." "You don't really care anything." "To be able to read is something good, something great." "You just don't appreciate what you already have." "Those kids are eager to be able read." "Only if you could realize how valuable, anything you could provide them, is." "Then maybe you would see that this is the only thing you can be proud of in the future." "Present of our little brothers and sisters should especially be education related." "Mine is toilet paper." "So that they can wipe their appropriate places." " What are you sending Saban?" " Me?" "I'm sending a map." "Look." "So that they can memorize all these curves." "And these." " Help me a to pack these Captain Mikis." " What are you gonna read at night?" " What are you sighing for?" "If they've known about this self-sacrifice of mine, they would have made me mukhtar." " Why is that?" " I'm sending them my last pack of cigaterres." "I wonder which lucky brat is gonna get this." "I'd love to see their teacher's face when they open these packages." "I'd love to see Mahmut Hoca." "How suprised those swains are going to be." "Watch your mouth!" "You're the swain!" "Are you talking to me?" "Yes, you, you and you." "Everyone of you!" "You miserable, disgusting creatures!" "Don't you have a even piece of dignity?" "What are these, huh?" "How come you send those naive people all this crap!" "They want books." "They want Pencils." "Thay want a school." "Thay want to read." "Instead of giving them a hand, your're teasing them, and you're not even blushing." "Infact, you're the ones to be teased and pitied." "You useless, parasites!" "I'd have spited on your faces only if I've known that you'd be embarrased, but no you wouldn't." "Dear teachers and friends." "We wanted to spend this last night by laugh and fun." "This traditional night has been brought to you by The Rascals again." "Now I present you, Rascal Vocals and Seyyal Taner." "Now I introduce the big suprise of the night." "Rüchan Camhay!" "And now the White Butterflies." "Thanks a lot for preparing us this night... to 6-A a.k.a. Tha Rascals." "Now it's time for the Graduation Ceramony." "I'd be lovely if these friends who's just made us laugh a lot, ...were also equally as successful at their grades." "However, unfortunately, only one of them has managed to graduate." "217, Ahmet Sezer." "Come here Ahmet." " Congratulations, son." " I'd not make it without you, sir." "Thank you." "Dude, look the man, he really graduated." "You should be proud, buddy." "This is the first time someone from The Rascals ever graduated." "Yeah, that's great but was so harsh last night." " Wasn't he right?" " He was so damn right." "Of course he was right." " You're the man Ahmet!" " Ahmet!" "You're the man!" " Sir?" " Come on in Ahmet." "I wanted to say goodbye." "I'm so grateful for everything you've done for me." " Let me kiss your hand, sir." " Thank you, Ahmet." "I don't know how I can pay you back." "What paying back, son." "You've done it already." "The Diploma you have, is the best thing you can ever give me." "I expect you to continue the rest of your education life as successful as you've been so far." "But I won't be studying any further, sir." " Why?" " I'll go back to my hometown and teach there." "Those places are full of people who are eager to study." "They need school and teachers too." "A Mahmut Hoca grows an Ahmet and Ahmet has to grow those who waits for him." "Mahmut Hoca, I think this is a flag race." "Now I have the flag and going to pass it to the ones after me." "I'm so proud of you son." "You did the right thing." "I wish the others would agree too." "Come on, enough already Ahmet." "OK, you're right but you're leaving now." "At least let us congratulate you." "Now you're one of us, buddy." "Are you going to leave without a goodbye?" "Come on give me your hand." "Excuse me but I won't shake any of yours hand." "Because I don't believe neither in your love or your friendship." "Actually, I've already forgotten what you've done to me." "They were just silly jokes." "But I'll never be able to forgive your attidutes that night." "You've killed the good side of me for you... and I don't even want to see your faces anymore!" " My brothers and sisters, today is the first day of school and first lesson of yours." "I don't know if you know but, also my first day as a teacher." "I'm as excited as you are." "And so happy." "I know what you've been through to reach here." "God know how you get your book and notebooks." "Our school isn't perfect for education either." "But we're all here together to study." "Today we start planting our seed to the ground." "And each one of you'll blossom." "You are going to be the hope and tomorrows of this country." "I used have a teacher;" "Mahmut Hoca." "He once said me; "I'm proud of you."" "And I want to be proud of all of you kids." "Mahmut Hoca!" " Welcome, sir." " Thank you, Ahmet." "I can't believe my eyes." "You made me so happy, sir." "Look, your friends are also here." "They wanted to be here with you on your first day as a teacher." "By the way, I have some other news which I think you'll be happy about." "They picked your school as their "sibling school" picked you as their real brother." "If you allow them to, they would like to build a new school here." "I believe you wouldn't turn their this wish down." "Come on guys."