"Give me $100." "In a month I can make $10,000." "Talent?" "No." "Cunning." "A good plan works out right." "All other plans are bad." "Watch!" "Wow!" "12 kg!" "This weighs a ton." "Here's 12 crowns." "Con, cash in, get home safe." "Honesty will only get you killed." "Some plans do fail." "Hand over the cash." "Now!" "Then you improvise." "Never underestimate the human factor." "Stealing Dad's money was easy." "He never knew how much he had." " He was always honest with me." " How much did you get?" "As a kid, Dad had a gay patron." "He sent me to work, too." "I didn't get it, but now..." "I'm skipping ahead." " You're not serious." " Here's why I decided to get rich." "Honestly." "Money is everyone's top priority." "Especially mine." "A novice doesn't know cops are everywhere." " Least back then they were." " Go on!" "Back then the cops were yourfriends." "Your dad doesn't beat you enough." "Sit down." "Wait a while." "Once the informant leaves, go home." "Surprised?" "Some comrades are greedy." "Others mind their business." "Think of the future, kid." "Sergeant Cap." "Old Shatterhand in uniform." "Someone farted in a tunnel, and I always walked away." "Miraculously." "Are you competitive and devoted?" "Then you're totally screwed." "I tried." "Trouble was no one else understood." "Don't shit on me, Vrana." "The Commie teachers wanted to enrol me in special ed." "The psychologist saved me." "Comrade Jindrakova's report said, "Are you shitting me?"" "Experienced guys could handle anything, and get out without a scratch." "Vrana!" "You're expelled." "Wrong!" " Where are we going?" " Reform school." "Surprised?" "You won't be popular." "Thank goodness for Mr Cap." "He and my fat gym teacher had some unsettled scores." "He was grateful for the punch." "Take note." "Luck is important, too." "Get out, avenger." " Get out!" " Thanks." ""Norbert's"" " Hello." " Hey, kid." "Back then there were two kinds of people." "Hotshots and outsiders." "I was an outsider." "I wasn't cool like today." "I looked like a moron." "A confused punk rocker at the North Pole." "Plus I was broke." "Sometimes I'd beg." "I'm not ashamed." "Back then beggars didn't exist." "We'd stop people on the street." ""Hello." "Got a dime?" People gave." "They also mouthed off, so I didn't beg often." "I could make 100 crowns a day." "That's more than if I worked." "Life is fun and exciting with a wad in your pocket." "I was literally addicted to those green whores." "Thanks." "I only became successful in 2005, when I was making $1000 a day." "I'm skipping ahead." "Let's keep going." "Here I am not successful." "What're you doing, jerk?" "My job was to hide from the boss to avoid work." " Steal anything yet?" ""Effedrine"" " No." "Why?" "You can sell it." "Grab it and hock it." " I just take Vaseline for a pal." " You idiot!" "Do like us and you'll be set." "Gay Misa didn't look it, but did he have balls!" "He was hip and inventive." " So, big boy!" "Vaseline..." "Thanks." "I need this for the Americans." " You bet." "OK..." " I've got something special." " Oh, Rohypnol." " Rohypnol." " Thanks." "200 the lot." "OK?" " Here." "Thanks." " Thank you." " Cheers!" " Cheers!" "At last the cash started to fow." "Green rain." "Opportunity knocked." "Old queers represented a new road to riches, so I tried it." "Homosexuals had a major influence on the art of every period." "Art and feeling go hand in hand." "Only the chosen get to taste it." "They become privileged." "Do you feel it, Jakub?" "Rimbaud." "Prost." "Bal Jacques, Tchaikovsky." "Many others, too." "They want you to join them." "I can initiate you." "Welcome..." "The morgue is the only place I care to see naked men." "I also assisted top surgeons." "Under Communism we operated on stars like Havel's hernia." "I was an orderly." "Stop!" "How could we operate on Havel before the Revolution?" "Bullshit." "Cut me some bread!" "You trying to kill yourself?" "Fuck!" "Chuck this in the incinerator." " Hello!" " Hi!" " Can I leave this here?" " Sure." "Yeah?" "This is a bit off." "In reality I cut myself." "Seriously now." "Everyone surely had that idea under Communism." " Play for us." " Not today." "I hurt my arm." "I don't give a shit." "Play, or I'll land you one." "A prime example of outsiders." "In living color." "Leave it!" "Come on." "It's just bruised." "Handsome." "What's this?" "That meticulous doctor and I learned a significant lesson." "You live, you die, and that's it!" "If I die now, and that's it, what's the difference?" "I still believe that." "I don't roll up my pants before I reach the ford." "Could I stop by my place?" "Miraculously I got away with almost everything." "If all my crimes came to light, I'd spend my life behind bars." "Oh shit!" "He's crazy." "Call the cops." "That didn't exactly work." "Vrana." "Nuthouse." "One month's observation." "Everyone there is nuts." "Doctors, staff, and animals." "One bipolar guy there claimed I robbed his fat." "The doctor interrogated me for breaking and entering." "Lunatics." "Noha was the only sane one there." "I'm Noha." "Petr." "Petr Noha." "Something fucking stinks!" " Got a smoke?" " I'm Jakub." " I'm here by mistake." " You and everyone else." "You, too?" "Why are you here?" "When the cops catch me high after sundown," "I act crazy." "I come here instead of the tank." "I'm here a lot lately." " Cool." "What are you on?" " Shit, man." "Everything." " Want some?" " Get it." "Outside..." " I'm in business." " I see." "Petr Noha." "A being from the Universe "Fuck Up."" "He mightjust be an alien." " Here comes that great idea." " Let's go into business." "Velvet Revolution?" "Fun protests." "I got it whe Gott and Kryl sang our anthem." "Should've been a hit!" "It took me a year before I figured out capitalism." "I was used to how well we lived under Communism." ""Havel to the Castle"" "The silent minority kicked Pinko in the ass until it fell apart." "Who's in charge now?" "Will Noha bring me luck?" " You'll wake up on time." "You bet." " Give me that." "No!" " See you tomorrow." " Bye!" "No pushing!" "We have enough for everyone." "Form a line!" " A pig looks forward to swill." ""Tank Battalion"!" "Hot off the press!" ""Tank Battalion." Black-listed during the Communist era!" "Buy two at a discount." "Three for the price of two!" " Two for you..." "Thanks." " Thanks." "Great!" "We had more than jack shit." "At least I did until recently." "People lusted after anything the Communists had banned." "Watch out!" "Cops!" "Grab the cash!" " Fuck the books!" " We're closed." "People paid a fortune to see a tit in a German magazine." " Come on!" " One tit." "Wait!" " No matter." " I'm done!" "Go solo." "We made a million in 15 months." " They belong to a friend!" " Once you get rich, you always want more." "You want more and more and more." "I wanted the most." "Wanting the most can send you into the abyss of mortal sin." "Game over!" "It's show time!" "King Gottes is the sole director." "Ready." "Let's play." " Are you just going to stare?" " Gottes is for idiots." "OK." "I'm in." "The symbols on the cards are painted on a cloth." " Ladies and gentlemen..." " How do the kids do it?" "You mark your bills so you can find them in the mess." "You bet on specific cards." "Bets start at 500 and go as high as a million." "The banker puts down three pairs of cards." "If you guess the card, you get twice your bet." "He puts down a seventh card worth seven times your bet." "If you don't get a hit, you lose everything." "Give him cab fare." "He's out forty-five grand." "I still have some money." "You can make a quick fortune." "Orjack shit." "He can send a thug after me, and I'll land in a dumpster." " You screwed up." " I haven't gambled since." "I'll return it to you." "Everything." "Every last cent." "What are you doing here?" "Taking a pee." "Just back from Munich." "And you?" " My life's in the crapper." " That'll never change." "German gays pay 100 marks for sex." "Come along tomorrow." " They smell nice, too." " I ain't no fag!" "Sometimes you need to squash a fy on someone else's window." "Or at least glue one on." "Hi, Bohemian fy." "Show us your brown hole pronto, tootsie!" "Your guardian angels are waiting to kill you." "Meet Hans." "A hairy fairy from Munich." "I want..." "I have a proposition." "Quit hooking." " Am I too old?" " A little, but so lovely." "Move in with me." "You know that I have frigging debts to pay." " OK." "Then let's play "Pretty Woman."" " What?" "Edward." "Vivian." "Here's 300 for taking today off." "This is for the whole week." "The whole week." "Fine, gay Edward." "No kissing." "Everything has its price." "Hi!" "You gorgeous." "Fine." "Here and now!" "OK." "You shed your skin like a snake?" "So much for romance." "My whole body hurts." "Especially my mouth, heart, lungs, kidneys, membranes, liver, penis..." "And mostly my ass." "My novel will be called "The Poor Dear and the Ass."" "I'll leave out "and" and "the."" "My new cash cow weighed 85kg and stood 155cm." "Veteran jockey Jara Lemke." " Nice tits." "I prefer horses." " Yeah?" "Come on Sunday." "Let's see how we do." " Loved a good time." "A swell guy." " Bitch." "Everybody's pal." "Poor thing." "Holy shit!" "I like tits, too." " Which one is he?" " Number 8." "Dagobert." " How much did you give him?" " What you said." " Was he pleased?" " Never happier." "There's a TV crew here." "You'll make the evening news." "Don't worry!" "Thanks." "How easy!" "Slip someone a bribe." "His friends ensure the fillies fnish in the order we want them to." "Easy as cake." "It was even possible to fx a race so the very biggest outsider won." "Then you won the big bucks." "People were stunned." "Go!" "Next time don't shout my name..." "Huh?" "You were asking for Cap, but your id says Vrana." "They had a good laugh." "Christ." "Drunk driving." "How dumb." "I won't see you for a while." "A year without parole." "I'd been to rehab, so they put me in with the crazies." "A guy convicted of assault had one huge regret." "If he'd killed his victim, they wouldn't have found him." "Sick." "Each inmate must have a hobby." "I got a special assignment..." " You an actor?" " Drama club Director." " Sure." "Let's do Shakespeare." " The drama club was hardcore." "Practicing long texts was hell." "I had no choice." "Shuffle." "TP, shampoo, coffee, sugar, cigarettes." " Damn." "I'm short!" " To be friends..." "Thanks." "...with a non-smoking, straight Sherpa is a godsend in the can." " This is yours." " I had Mr Noha on the outside." "And his Melody Boys could smuggle anything intojail." "I learned one thing there." "Save my activities or die of boredom." "I focused on myself." "Self-study." "I know where the honey is because I was busy as a bee." "The delivery came." "Everything's great." "Where are you?" "The nuthouse?" "You're a dick." "No one else thought about me or cared about me but Mr Cap." "No one else visited me." "He was like a father." "Your breaks were faulty." "Some horses kick hard." "Bitches!" "No more worries." "I went on a fine vacation that lasted three years." "I'm skipping ahead." "Where've you been?" "Spent a year in the can." "Short sentence." " You aren't in the nuthouse?" " I sit on my ass in an offce." "Did you play Dad or Mom?" " Mom." "Mommy." " That's right." "Mommy." " Sweet!" "Fuck off!" " Easy." "Thanks to you, yeah." " Where's your office?" " Everywhere." " Where?" " How's China sound?" " What?" " You'll oversee my business." "Glass "Made in Czechoslovakia," but produced in China." "Get the joke?" "No tax or shipping." " I'd be a stupid knight." " Not stupid." " White." " Right." "White." "Paid in gold." "A stupid white knight paid in gold." "You game?" "When I was in the can, Noha moved up in the world." "He could have sold weapons to Yugoslavs or laundered money." "The Czech CIA was watching him." "He had fascinating associates." "Jirinka is a lady." "She talks like one." "She never talks about herself." "I don't know where she's from, her history, how rich she is." "Nothing." "Yet I spilled my guts to her." " Hello." " Nice to see you." "Enjoy your evening." " Hi, doll!" " Hi!" "This is Jakub, our new partner." "The one I told you about." " Jakub Vrana." "Nice to meet you..." " And you." "I'm Jirina." " Enjoy ourjoint venture." " I already love it." "You want the regular." "One for you, as well?" " He'll have Irenka." "That was our agreement." "Agreement?" " Irenka." "You know." " I see." "OK." " Can I go in?" " Certainly." "The first door." " OK." "Thanks." " Hi!" "Jirina was like my Mommy." " Thanks." " Welcome." "A pretty, young Mommy." "Noha's Shanghai guys were highly motivated." "They held even higher posts." "They offered a tad higher standard of living." "Yup." "Sharon was perfect." "Edible." "Lovable." "Faithful, polite, educated, sharp." "I don't know what went wrong." "I'm skipping ahead." "Let's go on." "Surprised?" "Did I mention I adore Asian girls?" "I was in paradise." "I knew the Chinese for "hello," "purse," and one sentence by Mao." "I was ready to do business." "This is MrWang, a young Commie." "He is quite competent for a Commie." " Hello." " Hello." "Thank you." "Trees like peace, but the wind blows on." "That's the sentence I mentioned." " Have a seat." " Thanks." "Holy shit!" "Thanks." "I didn't know what was coming." "I felt like an idiot here." "The guys worked hard." "We founded companies." "Exported." "Re-exported." "We bought a factory in the North, where no one would watch it." "We made "Bohemia Crystal" there, so we saved on tax and shipping." "Flawless." "I didn't want to know how the Commies did it." "By the way, compared to Shanghai, New York is Beroun." "Shanghai and Beroun are alike." "They stink." "Prices are low, and there's a river." "Communists are in power, but capitalism is thriving." "A cabbie said they call it "Communism with a Human Face."" "Wang made glass." "His contacts got him loans." "I was his white monkey." "Thanks to me, he could buy land." "He bought cheap land and sold it for a fortune." "Wang was smart as a whip." "I had other concerns." "You only get one "Sharon," which is not a bad thing." "It might look idyllic, but nothing is ever what it seems." "We'll see that later." "Let's go." "I'm skipping ahead." "I spent three years on the internet." "I designed Wang's websites." "One boring weekend I posted an ad." "They pay per hit." "I made $100 in a weekend." "Hmmm... 100 pages in a weekend makes $100 grand a month." "Anyone I told would have said I was nuts." "It later saved my life." "I'm skipping ahead." "I was a lone wolf. ,Sleepless." Not in Seattle but in Shanghai." "I was hypersensitive." "I drank but it was OK." "I had beautiful Sharon." "She hated the modern world but she loved me." "Complained about sex without love, money without work." "Mindless fun." "Everywhere." "I pretended to understand." "Holy shit!" "Hello." "Anyone else coming?" "Something was fishy, kids." "I should've left long ago, but I liked it there." "I hadn't heard from Noha since I cut him off." "I wonder what happened to him." "I don't want to burden you." "I still don't understand this odd conversation, or what screwed up." "You be the judge." " My partner, Jakub Vrana." " Jakub Vrana." "Nice to meet you." "No need to be formal, Wang." "Right, Jakub?" "Excuse me." "So young and successful." "Thanks." "We try hard." "I hope we don't get lost in it." "Me, too. if someone disappears, so do his problems." "Others can take his place." "What would you think?" "I'm listening, baby." "Cash!" "Fuck!" "So much for Bohemia Crystal in China." "Pee-covered glass in a henhouse." "I had to start from scratch." "Luckily I had experience." "Momma Jirina would always lend me money." "Hello." " Do you buy Rolexes?" " Real ones." "Couldn't be more real." "Thirty grand." "What?" "Come on." "It's real gold." "Fine." "Twenty-five." "OK." "Thirty-five." "I couldn't go up and down forever like Judas' second son Onan." "Time to invent or copy something." "I never invented anything." "I'm a master duplicator." "I even surpass the inventors." " Hello." " Radio Impuls." "Traffic 007..." "A black Lamborghini bearing the license plate CZM 6666 lost three superfast police cruisers on highway D1 this morning... ,You're visitor 1,000,000." "click here for your prize."" "What the fuck's this?" "A cash cow called stupidity." "They wait for you to make a typo and lure you with banners." "The address looks right." "You click, and they make money." "You're clever." " Who are "they"?" " The domain owners." "It sounds easy, but you have to invest the time." "I did." "Two years." "One computer in one room." "In 2 years I consumed: 310 liters of vodka with sugar, 8 kg of sugar," "257 grams of coke." "Since then I've had a little problem." "124 liters of whisky." "Straight." "A few boxes of wine for refreshment." "29,248 hard-pack cigarettes." "Lights on weekends." "Slims at Christmas." "Grass on occasion." "The result... 8,354 fake domains that people click on like fools." "Click click..." "And I got rich." "I grew by 1000% a year." "In 2005 I was making $1000 a day." "Excuse me." "White wine, please." " Sauvignon OK?" " Sure." " We've met." " Right." "Internet cafe." "Remember?" " Ages ago." "Right." " Hi, man!" "Hey!" " Remember explaining domains?" " Yup." "That's my work." "I've registered thousands." "I make money off typos." " Just like you said!" " Great!" "Cameroon's domain is ".cm," so I made tons of them." " People are idiots." " Great!" " I'm J.T." "What's that?" " Jiri Trnka." "I'm Vrana." " Hi!" " Hi!" "That's good." "I can't miss an auction because I'm drinking." "Stop by my offce." "We'll go over everything." " Good to see you." "Bye!" " Bye!" "Bye, baby!" "Money's one ironic drawback is it can cause loneliness." "So ,Sleepless in Shanghai" became "Sleepless in Prague."" "Least in Shanghai I had Sharon." "Sharon." "That was then." "Enough sentiment." "There's plenty more sea in the fsh." "Fish in the sea." "I took J.T. under my wing." "We put our heads together." "We did OK." "In 2007 we made over $5 million." "My downfall was that I always compared myself to the best." "There were some wizards who made $5 million per month." "Stated brief y:" "My goal is $1 billion a day." "After that I'll want to make $5 billion a day." "What's greater than 5?" "10." "I'll raise the bar to $10 billion a day." "I hope it's clear." "Who wants to play?" "You losers!" "I have a few tokens." "Who wants to play?" "I wish I were the cleaning lady." "Check this out!" "Stereo!" "Got it yesterday." "Try it!" "Cool, huh?" "I have a surprise." "J.T. was OK." "I found him a girlfriend." "Like they say, "Good for him."" "Time to focus on myself again." "Here comes the surprise." "I got a surprise." "A huge one." " Paradiso." " This is Jakub." "I'm bored." "What do you recommend?" " Got any ideas?" " Well, you know..." "I'm a lesbian in a man's body..." " I've got a specialty for you." " Great!" "I can't wait." "Bye!" " Marta and Herta." " Marta?" "No." " Herta?" "Marta and Herta." " OK." "Herta?" "Forget it." " Where is everyone?" " We're closed." "Why?" " Inventory." " At a whorehouse?" " Here it is, plus interest." " Thanks." "Hard-earned cash is coming home to Mommy." " You know me." " Exactly." "This is really important." "You know the two girls?" "I want them all to myself." " How much do you want for them?" " This isn't about money." " The past could catch up to them." " OK." "The past." "Leave it to me." "I'll pay for everything." "And I'll buy you a new brothel, honey." "You deserve it." "I wish I were you." "Nothing's a problem." "Everything has its price." "That's right." "If I'm sad, I'll buy happiness." "I owe a lot to Jirina." "We understood each other, but we were never involved." "That's out of place." "She's playful." "She loves mystery and surprise." "I love mystery and surprise, but I'm not sure about you." "No need to be nervous." "You've had some kinky desires lately." " Like what?" " This location." "Honey..." "To the biggest brothel on Earth!" " What?" " Like I promised." "Twenty-thousand whores, 24/7." "Saunas, whirlpools, cabarets." "Fucking spaceships." "Torture chambers." "Know where?" "Know where?" " So?" "Yup." " Really?" "Yup." "What is it?" "Yup." "Lookie!" " Really?" " Really." "Alright." "Idyllic..." "Lovely." "Enjoy it, kids." "Nothing lasts forever." "Nothing." ""Attacks on Businessmen Rising"" "I accepted responsibility for my girls and their debts." "No problem." "I meant what I told Jirina." "Ourfamily would have a clean slate." "Or so I thought." "I'm skipping ahead." "First the basics." "At the shooting range we aim at the target." "If the cartridge fails, set the weapon aside." "Wait two minutes before you remove the cartridge." " I'd have never guessed." " I was this tough?" "That, too." " You'd have such a swell family!" " Cool, huh?" " Two swell lesbians and a child." " And you." "Aim for the gut." " Did the Ruskies ask about us?" " They weren't Ruskies." " Ukranians?" "Not Ukranians either." "They were asking about you." " What if they come back?" " I've taken precautions." "Mr Cap, I mean." "So don't worry!" "I'll take care of my girls." "Let's get happy and forget our worries." "No smoking!" "The frst chamber is empty." "These two rounds are slugs to scare them." "The third round is a bullet." "The fourth is a grenade." "Take my revolver." "Hide yours." "You never know when you'll need it." "What're you doing?" " Are you that nervous?" " No, why?" "Look what you're doing." "I'm perfectly fine." "I've got money." "Sex, drugs, and rock and roll." "Two beautiful girls." "Twins." "I'm about to be a dad." "I'm perfectly calm." "What more could I want?" "What're you going to do now?" "Hello?" "30 roses, beautiful lady!" "You choose the color." "And some greens." "I can spend two thousand." "We're in a rush." "Thanks." " Bet I get there frst." " Yeah?" "Yeah." "What do I win?" "A Porsche." " You're on." " Yeah!" "Yeah!" "One, two, three, go!" "Hurry!" " What's up?" "They aren't here." " What?" "Asked everywhere." "No Marta." "No baby." "No one." " They aren't even registered." " She called." " Is this the right hospital?" " Hell yeah." " Did you mean it about the car?" " Sure." "Choose one." "I'll pay." "We're in the right place." "I still don't know what happened." "Can't get my head around it." "Princess Sharon found her prince." "Happily ever after." "Noha disappeared." "He's probably six feet under in Russia." "Jirina owns a brothel." "So she's happy." "J.T. owns a Porsche." "Among other things." "Mr Cap got what he deserved." " I'm glad for him." ""Awards Ceremony at Castle"" "What about me?" "I get up at noon." "Or thereabout." "Maybe." "I check the Internet for my overnight earnings." "It can be a few million." "I chew a few people out." "I start drinking." "I go to bed." "Then I start over." "Money is the only thing I need." "I can buy everything else." "How easy!" "Making money is easy, yet everyone complains." "Money is happiness." "It gives me freedom." "Like points in a game." "Business is a game." "Money is the score that shows how I'm playing." "That's it." "Give me $100." "In a month I can make $10,000." "Talent?" "No." "Cunning." "Life is fun and exciting with a wad in your pocket." "I was literally addicted to those green whores." "Eventually the money started driving me a little crazy." "But no alarm went off." "My soul was dead." "Or was it?" "Screenplay" "Directed by" "Producer" "Producer" "Executive Producer" "Co-Producers" "Script Editor" "Project Manager" "Director of Cinematography" "Sound Engineers" "Edited by" "Music" "Set Design" "Costumes and Make-Up" "Sorry." "I apologize." " For the Revolution." "Thanks, but you'll put it to better use." "OK." "Thanks." "Starring" "Cameo Appearance by" "Subtitles by Lisette Saint Germain" "Subtitles by FILMPRINT S.R.O."