"(trilling high note)" "Chorus: ¶ the simpsons... ¶ [playing theme on piano...] [band playing theme...]" "It was so, at the time, insanely edgy." "[theme continues...]" "That show was a huge, huge influence." "[playing theme...]" "Springfield is a magical land that's built for comedy writers." "[tejano band playing theme...]" "The simpsons actually made my career." "...This isn't about show business." "It's not the traditional liberal," "Politically correct family," "But how dull would that be?" "...Hoo-hoo!" "[band continues theme...] [hip-hop version of theme...]" "It's hard not to love homer." "My favorite character is probably ralph." "I just can't say enough about brockman." "[hip-hop scratching]" "I'd hire him." "[jug band version of theme...] [horn honks]" "To see something like this" "Just rise out of the manure pile that was animation" "Was just..." "Pretty amazing." "[theme on kazoos...] [humming theme...] [rock version of theme, crowd cheering...]" "If you want to be considered one of the great writers in comedy," "You kind of have to take a little tour through the simpsons." "[theme continues, crowd cheering] [jazz/rock version of theme...] [indian version of theme...[" "Marge is one of a kind..." "In many ways." "I never saw marge in that way." "I never looked at her as a sex object." "I do now." "[playing theme on bass...]" "It's almost like if you like the simpsons..." "It's like somebody liking dogs." "You gotta be a little distrustful of someone..." ""I hate dogs."" "How could you [bleeping] hate a dog?" "[continues theme on bass...] [theme ends]" "Hi, I'm morgan spurlock." "When fox asked me to make a special" "Celebrating the simpsons' 20th anniversary," "Like any good simpsons geek, I immediately said yes." "...But then I realized how far I'd have to go" "And how much ground I'd have to cover." "In an attempt to understand the epidemic spread of yellow fever," "I'm gonna take you around the country and across the globe" "To find out why this show has become both the cash cow" "And sacred golden entertainment calf worshipped by the entire world." "My dad loves the simpsons." "I love the simpsons." "Spurlock:" "I'll hear from the people" "On the front lines of obsessive fandom..." "If it says "the simpsons" on it, I have to have it." "Explore how the simpsons have undermined america's status" "As the most beloved country in the world..." "And discover how the show has touched the lives of millions." "This is the simpsons 20th anniversary special" "In 3d!" "On ice!" "It all started 22 years ago," "When a young cartoonist by the name of matt groening" "Was summoned to the altar of hollywood legend, mister jim brooks." "[harp trill from theme]" "I had been an underground cartoonist for 10 years" "Before I got the hollywood call." "It was about time!" "[laughs]" "I had finished my first movie," "And as a gift, somebody I was working with gave me" "A framed copy of one of matt's life in hell cartoons," "And it was "the 12 ways to die in los angeles"" "And the last two was " failure" and "success."" "And I just loved it and hung it up." "The thought was on the tracey ullman show" "To have our bumpers be actually entertainment things," "And we decided to do cartoons, and I thought of matt right away." "I got called into the office." "While I was waiting, I found out that maybe" "Whatever I did, in this fledgling network, I was gonna lose control of." "And I thought, I've got my comic strip, life in hell." "That's what I was gonna do." "I said, "forget that, I gotta save the bunnies for myself."" "So I made up new characters on the spot, I drew the simpsons," "Named them after my own family, because that's a whole other psychodrama" "And..." "The rest is history." "[whoosh]" "Homer:" "There's nothing to worry about." "Now everyone go to sleep." "Dan castellaneta and I were there," "And then they hired nancy cartwright and yeardley smith" "To play the two kids," "And lucky me, I think tracey was too tired..." ""tracey, you're busy rehearsing,"" "'cause I was pretty much in everything," ""so julie, dan," "Would you come up to the booth and do these voices?"" "I read for bart, and that was fairly short-lived," "And then they said," ""here's a picture of his sister lisa-- she's eight."" "So I went up... [higher voice]:" "Like that, to lisa simpson." "It was just matt groening and me, and I went in and I said," ""hey, do you mind..." "I was here to read for the girl," "But do you mind if I read for bart?"" "[as bart]: "blah blah blah blah blah...."" ""oh, my god, that's him, that's bart!"" "Hired me on the spot. [snaps fingers] [as bart]:" "Behold!" "Neanderthal man!" "Fox approached jim brooks about doing these little, short simpsons cartoons" "As a tv special." "I talked to him and I said, "no, no, no, we gotta do a whole series."" "They committed what for them was an enormous amount of money," "You know, because they were almost broke." "There had not been a primetime animated series on television for a generation," "And it was considered a risky thing to do." "I took the job here, I had fun," "But I didn't tell anyone what I was doing, 'cause I thought, "I've really hit rock bottom." [laughs]" "Sam simon called me and said, "we want to make you" "A regular on the show," and I said, "no."" "I used to say, "hey, guys, we're 13 and out."" "Like, "they're only gonna let us do 13," "We'll do 13, we'll have fun, and then we're gone."" "Maybe these 13 episodes will be like a cult..." "It will be a cult following." "The show premiered as the highes t-rated show in the history of fox." "I remember a headline-- a headline!" "" " On the front page of the new york post..." "Owned by the same person who owns the simpsons... [laughs]" "That said, "simpsons beats cosby," then the number one show in the country." "I'll never be in the beatles, I assume, but... [laughs]" "It's the closest thing I could ever imagine to that happening," "Where...." "When this show came on the air," "I couldn't believe how much attention it got." "I think it's been the most successful spin-off..." "Ever." "[rhythmic drum beat...]" "Spurlock:" "But it's a lot more than just a spin-off." "The simpsons is an award-winning, record-breaking machine" "That has shattered expectations at every turn." "And now, it's the longes t-running primetime show on television," "Even passing both gunsmoke and the adventures of ozzie and harriet." "Well, if you ask me, that's a little too fast." "Spurlock:" "It's won 25 emmys, 26 annies, six genesis awards," "Six writers guild of america awards, four people's choice awards," "Two british comedy awards, two kids' choice awards," "A prism, a satellite, and even a golden reel..." "Ooh...!" "It's been called one of the best tv shows of all time," "And the top show of the past 25 years." "Countless magazines have devoted their covers to america's favorite family." "But it's not just america." "The simpsons has redefined the term "global phenomenon,"" "Airing in more than 90 countries and in over 45 different languages." "[marge and homer voices in different languages]" "Spurlock:" "And it's more than comedy genius." "The simpsons is merchandising gold." "Just about anything under the sun that can be manufactured" "Has been sold with the simpsons logo on it." "Bed sheets..." "Bottle openers..." "Lunch boxes...." "You name it, they had it." "Spurlock:" "Quite literally, the simpsons have taken over the world." "They have a star on the hollywood walk of fame..." "A house in vegas..." "A ride at universal studios." "They've been in our homes, on our streets, in our stores." "They've been on stamps, on planes, and they've taken to the skies as balloons." "Man:" "In order to ensure that the pig doesn't cause any trouble," "We do have a marksman on hand who'll be able to bring the pig down to earth." "Spurlock:" "Today, there's no escaping the grasp" "Of those stubby little yellow fingers." "We wear simpsons clothing," "We get simpson tattoos," "We take simpson classes..." "We even speak simpsonese." "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "D'oh!" "Spurlock:" "In 2001, the word "doh" was officially added" "To the oxford english dictionary." ""'doh':" "Expressing frustration" "At the realization that things have turned out badly."" "Spurlock:" "Quite simply, it's more than just a show" "It's a multimillion-dollar comedic freight train and marketing juggernaut" "That's gone off the rails and has completely altered" "The cultural landscape as we know it." "This is the simpsons 20th anniversary special." "A lot of shows give you a couple of characters" "Maybe two or three guys, a couple of girls, and if you're lucky, a monkey." "But the simpsons gives you an entire world." "From an enterprising entrepreneur to a crack police squad" "To a young, idealistic politician," "Springfield is populated by just about every character known to man." "Dr. Nick..." "Comic book guy..." "Lenny and carl..." "Frank grimes..." "Milhouse..." "Barney..." "Flanders..." "Chief wiggum..." "Sideshow bob..." "Hans moleman..." "The bouvier sisters." "[¶...]" "They built this world of relatable characters, you know," "Like mr." "Burns and chief wiggum and moe the bartender," "And it started to feel like people's towns." "Springfield becomes a great place to parody and caricature" "Any aspect of american town or city life." "[¶...]" "Beautiful, huh?" "You know, the one thing I was thinking about springfield" "Is that it's all the side characters, too-- it's not just the family." "Apu, I think, is probably my favorite character." "¶ homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella. ¶" "I like apu 'cause he's always in a great mood" "And when you're writing him, you have to be in a great mood." "You're always kind of smiling." "How much is your penny candy?" "Surprisingly expensive." "Unlike every single other person in springfield," "He works really hard." "I like moe because he reminds me of a lot of my uncles... [laughs] growing up." "If I'm not smiling when your check comes, your meal's on me" "Uncle moe!" "I just walked into a room with matt groening and sam simon" "To do moe the bartender," "Who I made sound like pacino, you know... [imitating]: "I'm dying here!"" "So I made this... [rougher]:" "Sound gravelly, and then that was moe." "Here, I, uh..." "Brung you some posies." "I love moe's sort of misanthropic nature [laughs]." "When I catch you," "I'm gonna pull out your eyes" "And shove them down your pants" "So you can watch me kick the crap out of you, okay?" "!" "Having been the mayor of cincinnati," "And then I see mayor quimby, he's..." "Very corrupt." "If you speak like a kennedy, you're halfway home." "Ducking this issue calls for real leadership." "He truly is the most patronizing politician" "I've ever seen in my life." "I'm a bad wittle boy." "[crowd cheering]" "Newsom:" "With the corruption, the graft," "The sexual escapades, the heavy drinking..." "Yeah, no, it's just a typical day at the office." "I think my favorite character is probably mr." "Burns." "Why is the richest and oldest man in the world" "Living in springfield?" "Why isn't he in new york city or buenos aires or rome?" "No, he's in springfield." "He's gonna make a tuxedo out of our puppies!" "If someone could just put me out in a pasture somewhere," "In a beautiful part of Spain," "And say, "your job is just..." "We'll pay you a dollar a year," "And you can have some cheap red wine," "And just think of weird things for mr." "Burns to say and do..."" "[dentures click]" "I would take that job." "Smithers is really funny because, you know," "You're really not sure about his sexual preference." "Glaad counts smithers as a gay character" "Because the show has definitely told us that he's gay." "We would love the character of smithers" "To progress by becoming more open" "About his sexual orientation in the community, you know." "Maybe he kind of starts a gay employee resource group down at the plant." "Kent brockman has, in his own little world, got it goin' on." "[rock theme music...]" "If you can fake the everyman thing, you've got it made," "And that's clearly what kent has made his bones doing." "I don't know much, but I do know" "A few things about television news," "And to get it bull's-eye, every time, well, a tip of the stetson to them." "He's got a little bit of that pomposity going, which we forgive," "Because television anchors do something special." "We get to tell people what happened." "Spurlock:" "But as vast as the world of springfield may seem," "It was all inspired by the gray, cold, wet, and sleepy hamlet of portland, oregon." "Many of the characters on the show are named after streets in portland." "I had this idea:" "The streets in northwest portland are all in alphabetical order," "And I thought it would be really fun if people would be driving down 23rd street" "And they would see kearney, lovejoy, quimby, flanders, terwilliger..." "The only reason there are not more characters is 'cause I just couldn't think of" "The names of the streets off the top of my head." "Spurlock:" "I'm off to the city of roses to see some springfieldian sites," "Including the real inspiration for springfield elementary." "...So you are the principal here at springfield elementary." "I am, yup." "How does it feel, you know, knowing that you are kind of the model school?" "It's all sinking in right now." "Are you different than principal skinner?" "I'm a awful lot different than skinner." "I not having an affair with any of the teachers." "[all gasp]" "Not yet!" "Not..." "Well, yeah-- we won't go there." "Spurlock:" "Another hometown icon that's resurfaced in the simpsons is rusty nails." "Rusty nails was the inspiration" "In a kind of vague, weird, creepy way" "For krusty the clown." "[laughs]" "Matt was sitting in the studio audience," "And he was probably around 14 years of age," "And making notes." "I went to him and asked what he was doing" "And he said, "well, I'm gonna have a show of my own."" "And I said, "great, go for it."" "The difference is krusty is jewish and totally corrupt." "Krusty, I..." "Shut your hole!" "Groening:" "And rusty nails is a very, very religious, christian clown." "He's really sweet and nice." "Hi, girls and boys!" "Post the other clowns getting involved in fast food," "Nobody came to you and said, "we'd love to have you be the face of our food chain"?" "And krustyburger is the official mea t-flavored sandwich of the 1984 olympics!" "No." "No?" "This is my apology to rusty nails, if there's any inference" "That the character of krusty is anything like rusty." "[¶...]" "Spurlock:" "Turns out, portland didn't just inspire the simpsons..." "The simpsons also inspired portland." "Homer:" "Donuts..." "Is there anything they can't do?" "Tell me about homer simpson." "Is he an inspiration for voodoo doughnuts?" "How could homer not be an inspiration to voodoo doughnuts?" "I mean, the man could..." "The man could keep us in business for years alone." "Have all the donuts in the world!" "[laughing maniacally...]" "Homer donut." "Bacon donut." "Paradise." "The biggest reason the simpsons" "Has been such a huge success" "Isn't just the cast or the great writing, it's the fans," "And some of them have interesting ways of showing their appreciation." "[¶...]" "So I hear you have a milhouse tattoo." "I do." "I've always liked milhouse, and growing up, like," "As a jewish nerd with glasses, with divorced parents," "It's hard to have any representation on tv." "No matter what hits him, you know what I mean..." "He can watch his dad cry alone in, like, an apartment," "But at the same time still, like, have the gusto" "To carpe diem the next day." "Milhouse...!" "Milhouse?" "!" "A milhouse tattoo?" "!" "How can someone with glasses that thick be so stupid?" "You've gotta be a committed fan to tattoo milhouse on your arm." "But if you think a milhouse tattoo shows commitment," "You ain't seen nothin' yet." "Apparently, this is the sickest, craziest, biggest, best," "Most dedicated simpsons fan" "With the best tattoo on the face of the earth." "[drum roll...]" "That is amazing." "All the way from this love handle all the way over to that one." "That's my kind of crazy." "You think you're a fan?" "That's a fan." "That's a fan." "I've had guys chase me down at conventions, telling me," "You know, "on episode gf5409, what did that mean when..."" "And I'm like, "oh, god, help, somebody help me!" [laughs]" "And there's no better place for these guys to get chased by rabid fans" "Than san diego comic-con." "[¶...] ...There's a certain uninhibited sensibility that runs throughout comic-con," "And after spending five minutes here," "I could tell that these were my kind of people." "All of my life lessons have come from the simpsons." "Man:" "If I learned anything from the simpsons," "It's that if anything goes wrong, I didn't do it" "And to blame it on someone else." "In this case, morgan spurlock. [laughs]" "[¶...]" "Spurlock:" "We held a special casting session" "To find the truly devoted simpsons fans" "The cream of the obsessed crop." "...So tell us why you are the simpsons super-fan." "At least 18 of the 30 days in any given month, I'm wearing a simpsons shirt." "There's zero reasons not to be- it's the greatest thing on tv." "Well, it comes on at 6:00, 7:30, and 11, so I try to catch all those." "What's the cat lady's name?" "Eleanor abernathy." "What's kent brockman's given name?" "Kenny brockelstein?" "How much does bart sell his soul for?" "Five dollars." "Which of the bullies is jewish?" "Kearney?" "I forget..." "No, dolph. [laughs]" "Well, you gotta know the answer." "Which of the writers is jewish?" "Oh, geez... [laughter]" "Uh..." "All of them?" "Have you ever been bullied by bullies?" "Um..." "I think everybody up here has." "Yeah." "Yeah. [laughter]" "This is lisa..." "In " the secret war of lisa simpson."" "If we air this on fox, they have to tattoo" "Matt groening's name on every drawing." "[laughter] [imitating marge]:" "Homer, I think you should stop drinking." "[imitating homer]:" "Oh, sure, marge." "I'm gonna stop doing something that makes me have fun." "Give us a "d'oh!"" "D'oh!" ""fox sucks!"" "Fox sucks!" ""I am an unauthorized homer."" "I am an unauthorized homer simpson. [laughter]" "Now when you first saw comic book guy," "Did you say, "I'm gonna turn into that?"" "Or were you already sort of like that?" "[imitating comic book guy]:" "Well, physically I was already like that." "How do you feel being at comic-con?" "Worst..." "Insert noun..." "Ever. [applause]" "Spurlock:" "As fantastic as comic-con was," "I had to get back on the road to find more fanatics." "I had to meet the collectors." "I found jeremy wilcox in queens," "Who has stuffed his 10x10 bedroom with simpsons memorabilia." "...You sleep in here at night, too." "Sadly, yes. [laughs] ...Then there's noel bankhead of north carolina," "Who curates what he calls " the simpsonian institute."" "If it says "the simpsons" on it, I have to have it." "Yeah." "I don't care what it is- it can be a used sock." "Spurlock:" "But if I was truly gonna find the simpsoniest one of them all," "I'd have to head across the pond." "["rule, britannia" playing...] ...I'm going to the home of glynn williams," "Who apparently has the largest collection of simpsons memorabilia on the planet." "Like, reportedly -- this is what we read in the paper" "He's got, like, 30,000 pieces of simpsons memorabilia in his house." "Hi, how are you?" "Hi, I'm morgan." "I'm glynn." "Glynn, how are you?" "Come on in, morgan." "[laughing]:" "Oh, my gosh..." "It's already..." "It's already here in the hallway!" "[¶...]" "It's everywhere." "Wow." "Gosh, I mean, lookit- they got life-sized marge." "[¶...]" "Squishy-flavored." "It's unbelievable..." "And a little frightening." "...His collection was pretty overwhelming." "That is, until I realized that this was just the tip of the iceberg." "["also sprach zarathustra" playing...] ...No way. [laughs]" "[¶...]" "Glynn:" "Welcome to my world." "...This is the treehouse." "The treehouse of horror." "Glynn sacrificed christmas presents and birthday presents," "So people in the family and friends have bought him simpsons stuff." "It's an investment-- see that?" "It's the grandchildren's inheritance. [all laugh]" "So does he have a list of things?" "He's like, "if you're gonna buy me something, buy me this," "And by the way, here's the link on ebay"?" "[laughs] yes!" "You do that?" "!" "Yes." "This is mainly glassware and china." "This is kind of school stuff-- pencils, pencil cases, desk tidies..." "Car care kits, valet kits." "There is not a product that they won't put their name on." "No." "...I thought glynn was the only crazy one in the house," "Until I was led into his wife's secret room." "Turns out, collecting runs in the family." "...You're not allowed to say anything." "No, no, I'm just as sad as him, I'm afraid." "Everybody says that." "...Sad or not, if it weren't for people like glynn," "We probably would have lost homer years ago." "So cheers, glynn, and thanks." "[¶...]" "Moby, I'd love for you to tell me why" "You are such a fan of the simpsons." "It's funny, and it's smart, and it's social satire." "My personal favorite song is "the mr." "Plow theme song."" "¶ call mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ that's my name ¶" "¶ that name again is mr." "Plow!" "¶" "You can imagine, you know, a zen monk" "Sitting on the top of a mountain for 15 years" "Just thinking about that." "Like, "what is identity made manifest through this mr." "Plow?"" "I've done seven interpretations of " the mr." "Plow theme song."" "The blues version..." "The psychedelic version..." "The punk rock version." "This is a really embarrassing, old school hip-hop version of "mr." "Plow."" "[alarm rings] [hip-hop version playing...]" "Moby: ¶ said what's the name?" "¶" "¶ mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ what's the name?" "¶" "¶ mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ said what's the name?" "¶" "¶ mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ m-I-s-t-e-r plow ¶" "¶ said what's that name?" "It's mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ you don't need to worry if you don't know how ¶" "¶ I'm there when you're sleeping with my snowplow ¶" "¶ it's how I got the name- that's mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ after sunset, before the sunrise ¶" "¶ I'm there with the plow before you open your eyes ¶" "¶ one [thump], two [thump], three [thump] (ow!" ") ¶" "¶ said what's the name?" "¶" "¶ mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ what's that name?" "¶" "¶ mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ said what's the name?" "¶" "¶ mr." "Plow ¶" "¶ m-I-s-t-e-r plow..." "Plow. ¶" "Promise you'll never do that again." "All right." "If the simpsons were a live-action tv show," "They probably would have been yanked off by minute three of their first episode," "But as an animated tv show, they can get away with murder." "[¶...]" "And a whole lot more." "This is for the United States of america!" "Oh, no!" "Chinese fire drill!" "Serious this time!" "Shut up-pa your mouth!" "So here's a show that comes on at a time" "When most shows that breach this kind of subject matter" "Would have to be on later..." "And it gets away with it." "You could make all kinds of inappropriate jokes" "And get away with it" "Because they're big, yellow people with googly eyes." "But being animated hasn't stopped them" "From courting real-life controversy." "Remember george bush the first was all upset about it?" "Make american families a lot more like the waltons" "And a lot less like the simpsons." "Remember him?" "You thought he was bad at the time." "Barbara bush, the first lady of america," "She called it the stupidest thing she'd ever seen." "I think now, "hey, look at your kid," you know?" "Nowadays we get, you know, you know, we get [beep]" "For making fun of jesus and for sodomy jokes and whatnot," "But back then it was, "this kid is talking back to his parents!"" "You don't think much of me, do you, boy?" "No, sir!" "I think the best comedy is always offending somebody." "I think it takes kind of a healthy disrespect" "For everything americans hold dear." "And a lot of times we've been lucky in offending exactly the right people." "We'd say, "well, this will certainly offend these people who we don't like,"" "And it does, and we're quite thrilled with that." "[¶...]" "Spurlock:" "And bill donohue of the catholic league" "Has made an entire career out of being offended." "Donohue:" "The catholic league was founded in 1973 by father virgil blum." "We're basically here just to hold up a stop sign" "When people may cross the line" "Into disdain, disparagement, insult." "November of '98 in particular was one of the first times" "That the phones were ringing off the hook about the simpsons." "Mom, can we go catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?" "What are catholics supposed to be, a piñata?" "Are we supposed to be like, like, the, the guy that you can just beat up on?" "One of my favorite offensive moments was one" "When we were trying not to be offensive, but were accused of it." "It was a super bowl episode. [horn honks]" "Donohue:" "You got this gal, you know, skimpily-- a buxom girl" "And she's running around with the big cross, saying," ""hey, it's a great thing to be catholic-- look, everything is changing in our society."" "It leaves an impression in the mind of the viewer" "That the catholic church really is something" "That's fair game to be ridiculed and mocked in some form or another." "The network calls and says, "you can't say 'the catholic church'."" "What it does is I think it eats away" "At the moral prestige of the catholic church." "And I tried to explain, "that isn't the joke." ""we're not attacking their religion." ""it's just a crazy association with this commercial" "It's about super bowl commercials,"" "And they kept arguing the point, "no, it's offensive, it's offensive,"" "And finally, you know, he said, "all right, I'll tell you, we can compromise." "Could you change it to methodist?"" "How about methodist?" "No!" "To all you catholics out there, we meant nothing by it." "Bill donohue may be overly concerned with the lasting effects" "The simpsons has had on the catholic church," "But that's nothing compared to what the simpsons have done to nuclear power." "[¶...]" "Here I am at the nuclear power plant in port gibson, mississippi." "...I'm gonna see if the simpsons does these uranium jockeys justice." "I'm morgan." "I'm richard." "Richard, pleasure to meet you." "So how do you think homer and the simpsons" "Portray nuclear power?" "It's definitely not reality." "Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower." "Plutonium rod used as paperweight." "[drip, plop, sizzle]" "I think it's probably fair to say that most americans" "Learn about nuclear energy from the simpsons." "I don't think anybody in our industry would tell you" "That it's a fair representation." "Chair goes round, chair goes round..." "Where is sector 7-g?" "Female automated voice:" "Warning:" "Problem in sector 7-g." "I don't know what that is." "That's where homer works." "There are no homers in the control room." "[¶...] [scratches, gulps, belches]" "Peterson:" "In fact, he wouldn't even pass the psychology evaluation" "To get into the pipeline to try to be a nuclear power employee." "There's a problem with the reactor?" "!" "We're all gonna die!" "Ahh!" "Ahh!" "Run!" "We hear a lot about blinky the fish." "Spurlock:" "And nothing irks the nuclear power industry" "Quite as much as springfield's favorite little mutant." "Really, a lot of the facilities we have today are home to endangered species" "Manatees live near the sites in florida." "Aah!" "An oogly-boogly!" "No three-eyed fish around here?" "No three-eyed fish." "No two-headed dogs?" "No two-headed dogs." "Have you seen any three-eyed fish in the water around the...?" "I have not." "I once saw a tw o-headed cow in kansas." "Did you?" "I did." "I've never been to kansas, but I have seen a two-headed cow." "See?" "[¶...] [music changes] [film projector clicking...]" "My name is professor paul halpern" "Of the university of the sciences," "And I would like to talk about the episode" ""two cars in every garage and three eyes on every fish."" "All right!" "Three-eyed fish!" "In real life, three-eyed fish, whenever they've been found, have been only hoaxes." "Here, we have an example of a fish. [ding]" "As you can see... [ding, ding] this fish has two eyes." "Therefore, the fish found near springfield's nuclear power plant" "Could not have been real." "[music ends]" "There's a lot of reasons" "Why the simpsons are loved by so many different people..." "But there's one reason in particular that folks keep coming back to." "What do you love about the show?" "Homer." "Homer..." "Homer..." "Homer...." "Homer..." "Homer..." "Homer." "Homer simpson." "Why do you like homer?" "'cause he's such an idiot." "Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a q-tip." "A guy like homer seems a lot of fun, but really from a distance." "Mirkin:" "He just lives so in the moment." "He's so all-id." "He is as happy as anybody can be." "He is as angry as anybody can be." "He is as loving as anybody can be." "He is as petty as anybody can be." "Homer, you're not not talking to me," "And secondly I heard what you said." "I think it was john swartzwelder who said that writing homer," "You have to approach it" "As if you were writing a dog who can talk." "Homer:" "Ooh, floor pie!" "Whoa!" "Spurlock:" "But as much as we americans love homer," "Turns out that all around the world, that love is universal." "Homer:" "Aw..." "It's possible that they look at homer and they go," ""that's what americans are like,"" "So there's a little bit of laughing at us and not with us." "Mmm..." "Fattening." "He's fat, he's lazy, he's obnoxious, he's crazy." "Americans, they like the finer things in life," "Like donuts and beer and hot dogs and pretzels." "But you love him, yeah?" "Everyone loves homer simpson." "I think everyone can see a bit of themselves in homer" "Or at least one of the other characters." "Stupid tv..." "Be more funny!" "It's one of the shows that puts down america, that makes fun of america," "That doesn't have to have the attitude," ""america's number one and there's nothing wrong with us."" "[honking horn]:" "U-s-a!" "U-s-a!" "U-s-a!" "What does the show teach you about america?" "[romantic music...]" "Man: ¶ señor plow... ¶" "Spurlock:" "No country has been more outspoken in their love for the simpsons than argentina." "Here in the land of tango, mate, and copyright infringement," "The simpsons movie was the highes t-grossing film of 2007," "And homer is everywhere on the streets of buenos aires." "Argentines love the simpsons so much that they actually have a duff brewery." "Lucas pouyau started it back in 2007." "How did you start bottling duff beer?" "Uh..." "We was watching the simpsons." "Who wants to party?" "!" "I went to the kitchen, I opened the fridge," "And I think, "why you no have a duff here?"" "Yeah..." "I want a duff!" "Yeah." "Yeah." "What's been the response from america?" "Are they happy that you're making duff beer?" "Uh..." "I don't know." "Spurlock:" "Americans love it so much, in fact," "That fox has a pending lawsuit against the duff brewery." "Oh, yeah... [both laugh] [tango playing...]" "Are they like your family?" "Yes." "Yeah?" "We have, uh, people like moe, people like seymour skinner," "Teachers like krabappel who are single and desperately looking for a man." "[both laugh]" "I have a..." "A tattoo." "You have a tattoo." "Yes, it's of the stonecu..." "Cutters." "Oh, the stonecutters." "Yes, it's on my back." "Oh, that." "It's just a birthmark..." "And I'll thank you not to stare!" "To the simpsons!" "All:" "To the simpsons!" "Why is the simpsons so successful?" "People have a lot of theories, as to why that's the case." "Here's the one thing no one talks about:" "Their eyes look like boobs." "[pacifier pops]" "I feel like I could go anywhere in the world," "And if they were about to put a knife in me," "I could quickly draw, you know, a bart and hold it up and go..." ""uh..." "Uh uh..." "Write."" "[indistinct accent]:" "And they'd be like, "ah..." "Let him go." "Let this one go."" "I'm not sure what country I'm in when I do that, but..." "This is the greatest thrill of my life!" "Whoo-hoo!" "Spurlock:" "But as much as the world loves homer," "There's no question that he's caused his family" "A share of rocky moments over the years." "As a parent, what does the show teach you about parenting?" "What not to do." "Yeah." "Homer's not a perfect dad, bart's obviously not a perfect son," "Marge is just trying to hold it all together..." "It is so dysfunctional of a family!" "[rip, crash]" "What was that?" "Ah, who cares?" "By having a nuclear family and having them dysfunctional" "Tapped into everyone feeling kind of like" "Their own family is dysfunctional." "It's just hard not to listen to tv." "It's spent so much more time raising us than you have." "I think the simpsons could very well be on our show." "It'd be such a poster for dysfunction" "That, frankly, I would well up just watching them." "I need a hug." "All:" "Uh..." "I don't want you even to talk about dysfunction." "This is a perfect couple!" "Cara mia..." "Dr. Ruth:" "They love each other." "Jim brooks always said that the reason we love homer" "Is 'cause marge loves homer," "But I also think that we love homer because homer loves marge." "No matter what else," "When it comes down to it, the family sticks together." "I don't think the simpsons would work" "If you didn't believe that marge and homer loved each other, and you do." "The secret is that they talk to each other, that they have a relationship." "i'm a lucky woman." "and i'm a wonderful man." "that they don't just have sex." "[sighing...] actually, the sex is really good... yeah." "[homer growls, marge laughs] heh-heh. ooh... one of the things i love about current fandom is that people are so invested in the show that they are willing to criticize the show to our faces!" "the people who say, as it was five years ago!"" "it's like, "well, neither are you, if that's the problem."" "there's nobody who ever went online to read comments about anything they've done that doesn't come away with one... one sullen [bleep] someplace... [laughs] who says the thing that will... that you have to have surgically removed from your brain." "i think the internet message boards used to be a lot funnier 10 years ago... and i've sort of stopped, uh, stopped reading their new posts." "spurlock: over the past 20 years, the simpsons family has literally traveled around the world." "10,000 yen for coleslaw?" "[plays didgeridoo] i'll endanger you!" "and while most countries are grateful to be featured on the show, not every nation is in love with america's first family of television." "the simpsons are going to antarctica!" "next year." "this year, brazil." "spurlock: in 2002,  caused quite a stir when the family visited rio de janeiro." "portrayals of teleboobies, kidnapping and colored rats were not taken lightly." "ooh, they look like skittles!" "[whistle blows, brazilian music plays...] spurlock: i met with paula gobe, former head of the foreign press in brazil, to find out why the country of sex and samba was so offended by the casual observations of the simpsons." "...did the people of brazil understand that  offends everybody?" "no, they didn't understand it." "you know, like an adolescent, they are still very sensitive to criticism." "the sore that it raised is still there in rio de janeiro... seven years later." "spurlock: with limited time in rio, i had to check out what the city is most famous for: parties and beaches." "and if i learned everything from this episode of  it's what to wear." "lifeguard: [blows whistle] excuse me, americans, there is a dress code on this beach." "when you're in brazil, we have a thing that we call the brazilian way." "the drunkenness, the ambiguous sexuality." "we were born like this!" "we're not, like, bad people." "well, i thought the people were most offended by the monkeys." "[monkeys screeching...] the fact of these monkeys running after them in the shantytown." "child: i am like sugar to them!" "it made rio look like a very backwards city." "do you feel like that episode hurt brazil?" "very much, very much." "brazil has lots of structural problems." "so, like, problems with the security, problems with the health system." "no monkey gangs?" "[laughs] no monkey gangs." "no?" "o.k." "there's monkeys in rio de janeiro, and actually i think that's something that's really beautiful." "the beauty, the sun, the people, the music, the rhythm, the vibration." "the rats painted like skittles." "right. [laughs]" "for stirring up controversy has always been a badge of honor." "but it turns out brazil isn't the only place where the show has sown the seeds of unrest." "[bagpipes and rock music playing...] scotland's a far cry from the tranquil streets of springfield, but the country of haggis and braveheart is home to one famous springfieldian. willie?" "!" "spurlock: while there's no question scotland is willie's homeland, his actual hometown is still a matter of debate." "on opposing sides of the divide:" "former glasgow provost liz cameron and aberdeen football coach mark mcghee." "each of them is leading their respective city in a fierce battle to claim willie as their own." "...how do you know that groundskeeper willie is a glaswegian?" "some years ago, he fell in love with an english nanny." "willie: shary bobbins and i were engaged to be wed back in the old country." "she spurned him!" "he was completely and utterly bereft." "suddenly, the ugliest man in glasgow wasn't good enough for her!" "spurlock: for glasgow, that's all the evidence they need." "but 145 miles to the north, in the highland town of aberdeen, a very different story is being told." "the town and its very popular football team know for sure that willie is one of them." "[sleepily]: muh?" "huh?" "what?" "go, aberdeen!" "[snores] all: go, aberdeen!" "spurlock: i met with coach mark mcghee to get the full story." "...apparently they say he's glaswegian." "i think all the evidence for me points to him being an aberdonian." "he doesn't speak with a glaswegian accent, he doesn't dress in any sort of glaswegian way." "spurlock: and aberdeen football club has more than just willie's word as proof of where his allegiance lies." "we do of course have the photographs that we've unearthed." "you can see clearly willie, here celebrating a goal." "spurlock: even with mark mcghee's photographic evidence, the feud shows no sign of dying." "so the world may never know from where willie actually hails, but one thing is certain:" "he definitely left his ginger-haired mark in the hearts and minds of those who know him stateside." "north americans were asked what reminds them of scotland, what do they associate when they think of scotland and the scots." "over the years, scotland's given a number of gifts to the world." "there's the tv, the telephone, there's penicillin, deep-fried mars bars, loch ness monster, dolly the cloned sheep, sean connery and even susan boyle." "and eventually when it came back, there was only one winner, and it was groundskeeper willie." "[crowd gasps in dismay] ah, 'tis no more that what god gave me, you puritan pukes!" "spurlock:" "The Simpsons has been on the air for such a long time that even die-hard fans probably take it for granted." "at this point, the show's like running water or electricity or the absence of the berlin wall, but to truly appreciate the impact the show has had, we have to do the unthinkable and imagine what it would be like if The Simpsons never existed." "if The Simpsons never existed, the world would have been destroyed in a nuclear holocaust a long time ago." "this is the show that has kept the world alive and the world laughing instead of killing." "desolation!" "i mean, cultural desolation..." "without The Simpsons... it'd be like, you know, a cormac mccarthy novel-- just scorched earth, nothing." "i think i would be loading tires in a warehouse and i'd be drawing pictures of the foreman on the walls during my breaks." "i would be a professional ballroom dancer." "i'd probably be looking for acting jobs." "my world would be a lot worse..." "[laughs]...i would have to say." "i'd be a lot poorer." "i wouldn't be living in malibu." "i would have a much uglier wife, i think." "i don't know what the world would be like without beethoven's fifth, you know?" "if had never existed, i think i would probably be a math teacher." "probably be still back in colorado." "yeah, i don't think i'd be doing a whole lot with my life." "yeah, i don't think so." "i don't know what we would have done." "we'd still have, uh, So you think you can dance... and America's next dance... and, uh,  Now that's what I call dancing... i don't want to imagine that- it's a horrible thought." "a world without The Simpsons." "how ridiculous." "[explosion] so my goal from the very beginning was to invade pop culture." "that was my goal as an underground cartoonist: see how far i could carry this." "and i consider every aspect of The Simpsons beyond the show as part of that whole strategy." "my advice to any cartoonist out there is to try to make yourself laugh." "don't worry about what other people think is funny; do what you think is funny." "that's where the best stuff comes from." "that wasn't even in 3-d!" "and where were the ice skaters?" "again, tv, you have misled us." "stupid, lying fox!" "oh, wait!" "here comes something!" "announcer: o.k., kids, here it comes!" "put on your 3-d glasses!" "3... 2... 1!" "[dramatic music...] [music ends] i liked it!" "[theme playing...] spurlock: if you had to write the ending of the Simpsons how would it end?" "o'brien: marge is gonna take a good, hard look at homer and say, "he's so stupid." "and he'd screwed us over so many times."" "it'd be humorless, it won't be funny... it'll just be her looking at homer and saying," ""you are such a stupid son of a bitch." ""i... you're endangering my children," ""you've destroyed the town 600,000 times," ""you... you're a threat to mankind." "i'm leaving you, i'm leaving you forever."" "[door slams] honey... the door blew shut... oh, fine."