"See if it's correct." "No need," "I trust you, Mr. Lin." "Remember, this is only between us." "I know, this is not our first co-operation." "Here's another big deal." "What's it?" "See for it yourself." "Our Ta Shih Group is buying up this old building... and preparing to build a high class commercial complex." "We've come to terms with most of the owners... except this pizza shop." "Fix it for me, by hook or by crook." "Forcing them out?" "No problem." "We can pay the compensation!" "Well... how much is the Company offering?" "$3 million from the authority." "Not so much," "$1.5 million will be enough." "It's up to you to fix it!" "The less you pay, the more to our advantage." "Of course." "But you must hurry up." "A pizza shop?" "It's easy!" "Table No.15, add onion and sesame." "Take your time." "Table No.18, no onion" " Take your time." " The bill, please!" "Well, the bill!" "Please pay at the counter!" "Thank you." "Come again!" "No.4, Sisters' brand." "$55." "Keep the change." "Thank you!" "Well, have you had enough?" "Yes..." "Both he and his son are sex fiends... when seeing women, they'll forget everything." ""Smoking is hazardous to your health"" "I'm not hiring you to smoke." "Go to work." "Your mammy's hot-tempered today." "You know she's named Empress Wu." "Let's have a ball game after work." "No, today's my parents' 30th anniversary." "I must celebrate with them." "You're quite filial." " Sure, they are my parents!" " Darling." "Come here!" " Darling!" " Coming!" "Delivery it to 6/F, 58 Shan Kwong Rd." "Te Pao Trading Co." "Mammy, why me all the time?" "Could Lung go this time?" " What do you think?" " No!" "Glad you understand." "I told you repeatedly, we must give our personal attention." "Deliver it now before it gets cold," "It may affect our reputation." "Go up and relax if you're tired." "I'm not tired." "This way, please!" "Is Mr. Wu in?" "I'm Chin Ta-chi, a representative of Ta Shih Group." "Consult my wife, she's the boss!" "Chin Ta-chi?" "Mrs. Wu!" "What do you want?" "I'm Chin Ta-chi from the Ta Shih Group." "Sorry, my shop's not for sale!" "Your Mr. Huang already talked with us last time." "He's no longer working with us." "Well, the Ta Shih Group... is already fixed everything with the other landlords." "We're going to build a new commercial complex." "Now you're the last landlord." "Mrs. Wu, name your price." "Sorry." "I'll make you an offer if you don't mind." "See if you're satisfied." "We have investigated your case, you bought your shop and the house upstairs... for $385,000. 15 years ago... which was a bank loan on 20-year installments." "The current value is around $900,000." "As your daily turnover... is $1,200 with a net profit of $500." "This means $182,500 in a year of 365 days." "It's $1,082,500, including the cost of the premises." "We're now offering you $1.2 million." "You have nothing to lose." "What have you to gain then?" "I'm anxious to put this deal through." "And when the new building is completed, you've the option to choose space for one shop." "How big and how much per square foot?" "The price for this district won't be too high." "At most a little over $2,000 per square foot." "The place is about one thousand feet." "That means over $2 million for the same space here?" "I'll have to pay more then." "Only a little difference!" "Have you gone haywire?" "My old shop's worth only a million... and your new one's worth 2 million?" "We scraped hard to pay the installments... and it'll be paid up in a few years!" "Now you want us to pay installments... for a new one which is still castles in the air." "How could I know, within these period, how could I going to live." "I hate profiteers!" "Get lost!" "You're stubborn!" "Darling, you're OK!" "Sure!" " Boss!" " Coming!" "What else do you want?" "The bill!" "You don't want anything else?" "No, the bill!" "4 tins of soft drink. $10, please!" "What?" "$10?" "$2.50 each?" "It's only $2.20 each at the supermarket." "We're working only on a small profit... after paying our heavy overhead." "What a windfall!" "Buddy, any business must have a profit!" "Let me handle it!" "Boss, take your $10... but give me the change for $9,990!" " $9,990?" " Well." "Pay us 10 grand each month... and you can do business in peace." "Isn't that protection money?" "Take it for garbage money!" "Four masters, we work on razor-sharp profits only." "We can't earn much." "Let me pay for the soft drinks, OK?" "Damn, trying to throw us out with $10?" "What are you taking us for?" " Buddy, let's talk it over." " There's nothing to talk about." "Go to hell!" "Damn you!" "How dare you bully my hubby?" "Eat!" "I'll kill you!" "I'll kill you!" "Take this!" "Tai Shan..." "Charge protection fee now, kid!" "Get lost!" "Stop!" "Outrageous!" "Stay if you have the guts!" "I'll kill you!" "Darling, a relapse?" "Take things easy for the sake of your heart." "How do you feel?" "Go up and rest..." "I'll pack up first." "Thief!" "Stop thief..." "Help!" "Thief..." "Miss, let me follow him for you." "Damn car!" "Hurry up..." "Sorry!" " Miss, are you alright?" " Yes." "Sir, please follow him for me." "My passport's inside!" "OK, I'll follow him now!" "I'll follow him with my feet." "Hurry up!" "Stop!" "You're finished!" "Halt!" "Shorty, you're a thief." "Any Family problem like... an ailing daddy, grandma eloping!" "The elder brother is a fool, the little brother gambling and indebted?" "Is there any such trouble?" "I have full sympathy for you plight." "I've kept up to comfort you and to show my concern." "Are they satisfied... with what I said?" "If so, I'll leave." "Buddy, are you letting him go?" "You want to catch the thief?" "Run now!" "Thanks for your favor." "You're generous to help me..." " Helping people is a joyful thing..." " Go!" "Thank you!" "Oh, no, I mustn't leave like that." "I've thought it over." "Keep this for yourselves." "You don't need the passport, do you?" "Give it back to me, please!" "I'll reward you." "Here, it's all I've got." "Take it." "Thank you..." " How's it?" " You're lucky to have met me." "Only I can help you get back the passport." "What about the other things?" "Forget it, they're not valuable." "Where are you going?" "I was going to see my cousin." "I'm going the same way." "What's your name?" "Diana, I've just returned from Canada." "What a coincidence, I'm Charles!" "I've just returned from Amoy." "Everybody calls me Sonny." " Just call me Sonny." " OK!" " Let's go!" " Thank you!" "Don't mention it." "You're all idiots!" "You used to run roughshod... and claimed to be a fist fighter." "Now you can't even beat a plump woman." "Aren't you ashamed to see me again?" "Let's go!" "My cousin's returning from Canada today." "Go and meet her at the airport." "Then put her up in an apartment and let she live for a while." "Tell her I died some time ago." "So she won't come to see me." "Brother, your cousin's beautiful... but I've just sprained my back." "I must see a bone-setter now." "Sorry!" "Don't go if you don't want to." "Don't talk too much, go." "Go now!" "Who cares?" "Here she is." "Should be this one!" " Thank you!" " Don't mention it!" " Drop in to see me when you've time." " OK!" "I live in front, turn left and right..." "That Shuttle Pizza Shop on the slop." " OK." " Everybody knows it." " OK, bye!" " Bye bye!" "Anybody in?" "May I ask..." "Is Mr. Chin Ta-chi in, please?" "Who are you, please?" "I've just returned from Canada." "I'm Diana, his cousin." "You're my cousin?" "So you're the girl in the photo?" "Right, it was years ago." "I'm your cousin." "Cousin!" "I thought you wouldn't arrive till tonight." "Well, I took an earlier flight." "I tried to call but there was no answer." "So I checked into a hotel." "Why take the trouble?" "We're relatives." "Move into my house." "I'll help you to check out." "Move into my house." "Wait a minute!" "Dad, did mom so cool to beat four at a time this afternoon?" "Yes!" "Those hooligans raised hell while I was out." "Had I been in, I wouldn't have needed her help." "Can you beat them?" "No, I mean I could call the police." "Tse-shu, go up and take your bath." "I'm closing the books." "I'll do it later." "OK?" "I must say 'no'." "Daddy, don't argue with mammy." "You can't win!" "I won't!" "Formerly your mammy..." "Don't tell your son my story." "You're all ears!" " Go up after you finish." " OK." "Take your bath." "You've fixed everything for me." "Am I so useless!" "Mammy!" "This afternoon I met someone..." "Have you shut the gate?" "Yes?" "Listen, I met someone this afternoon..." "Have you cleaned the floor, set the table?" "Switched off the light?" "Locked the door?" "Switched off the ventilator?" "Checked the gas stove?" "Yes, I've done all these." "Oh, no, I forgot something." "You never change." "Serve the incense!" " I'm doing it." " I've done it!" "Mammy, I didn't light this." "Show me your right hand." "All fixed." "Right foot!" "What day is today?" "March 7." "Tomorrow?" "March 8." "Anything special for these days?" "March 8 is Women's Day." "Why are the lights off?" "You must've forgot to pay the electricity bill." "It's Auto pay." "Daddy, mammy." "Daddy, mammy." "Let's slice the cake." "So you remember it, darling?" "Sure." "You remember it too, daddy." "Yes, your mammy's birthday!" "Daddy, today's your 30th wedding anniversary." " 30th anniversary?" " Yes!" "30th anniversary?" " You..." " Well..." "Congratulations on a long and happy union." "One thing you should be proud... of in this anniversary... is having a smart son like me." "Good family lineage!" "You two blow out the candles!" "Good!" "It's so dark, I can't slice it." "Let me go down to switch on the main." "Don't slice it till I go up." "Darling, are you alright?" "Yes." "Darling, is it serious?" "No, I had a bump." "Next time don't go down to switch it off." "Just do it here." "Your son's done it for good intention, please don't blame him." "Quiet!" "Go in and slice the cake!" "Come..." "Darling, what a nice cake!" "Thank you!" "Take your time." "I'll go down to eat." "Well, we've been married for 30 years." "No wonder you can't remember it." "The shop has too many things to deal with." "It doesn't matter." "Well, forget it, but I meant well." "Didn't you say you forgot it?" "Did I ever forget it all these years." "I wanted to give you a pleasant surprise." " What have you bought?" " What have you bought?" " How vulgar!" " Me, too." "What a coincidence." "A married couple with 1 heart is "gold"." "What kind of "gold" is that?" "I bought gold to hedge against inflation." "I'm keeping it for my future daughter-in-law." "Me, too." "Well, let me save it up for you." "Hey, isn't it for me?" "Yes, I'm keeping it for you now." "Hey, what's so funny?" "I was thinking of 30 years ago, that night when our wedding took place." "Yes, 30 years ago!" "You could still hold my waist, but not now." "Right you are!" "Do you remember the first thing we did... that night 30 years ago?" "Yes, but I don't think you can make it now." "Maybe not 30 years later, but I still can make it now." "What if our son should go up?" "Well, stand by and I'll spring over!" "OK?" "Well, don't hold on if you can't." "I've put on much weight." "Me, too!" "Hsiao Feng, how do you feel?" "Put me down if you're not strong enough." "Put me down..." "Daddy's still as strong as before." "Darling, your mammy's feeling sick." "Hsiao Feng... how do you feel?" " Darling." " Daddy, what's wrong with mammy?" "Dial 999, she's had a heart attack again!" "Hsiao Feng, where are your pills?" "I've finished all." "I'm going to get them tomorrow." "What then?" "Have you made the call?" "It's coming!" "Tse-shu, it could be a stroke!" "A stroke?" "Don't scare me, darling." "We still have to celebrate the 40th, 50th, 60th and 70th anniversary!" "Right... mammy, I'm still a bachelor." "You've to attend my wedding." "We worked so hard to get this shop." "Work harder to keep it going." "Let's work hark to keep it going." "Tse-shu, my only regret in life... is not having sat on a sedan." "Burn one for me after I die." "Darling, you're going to be alright." "Why's the ambulance still not here?" "Darling, all my valuables are in the safe." "Safe!" "Under that shrine." "The codes are..." " Hsiao Feng!" " Mammy..." " Hsiao Feng..." " Mammy..." "Daddy, burn it now?" "Yes, she's afraid of mosquito bites as well as walking." "She's fat with heart trouble." "We should burn the sedan for her before." "The sedan will save her lots of walking." "Well... have you bought the insecticide?" "Is this the one?" "Yes, burn it!" "They're damned." "They know I don't liked walking!" "And there are so many mosquitoes." "They promised to burn me a big sedan." "Now I haven't got it." "Mrs. Wu..." "I shouldn't have blamed them." "Mrs. Wu, please enter." "What's this?" "Oh, they really are thoughtful!" "Go!" "Hey..." "What are you doing?" "It's alright!" "Attention, all dead!" "After crossing the bridge, who died naturally turn left, those who died accidentally turn right." "Those who died for an unknown reason ask Enquiries." "Cross the bridge!" "Fixed." "Let's go off!" "Mrs. Wu, get off and go over to process!" "Process?" "Yes, you must process before crossing Broken Bridge." "Madam, traveling on a sedan at this age?" "My husband burnt it for me!" "You said sedans are out of fashion... then I tell my husband to burn me a car." "I have to go now." "Next time I'll come by car!" "Sorry, madam." "What's your name?" "Lu Hsiao Feng." "Lu Hsiao Feng, aged 47." "Husband Wu Tse-shu, son Wu Te-kao." "Did you die of heart attack?" "Yes!" "A natural death then." "Hold out your hand." "You can pass." "OK." "Fixed!" "Don't cross on a sedan!" "Depart!" "Help!" "I'm damn scared." "Get off!" "Stop!" "My back!" "Madam!" "Luckily I've got you for my cushion!" "Nonsense!" "You nearly crushed me to death!" "Where's my sedan?" "Where are my sedan and the carrier?" "He's fallen into water." "What?" "How come?" "My husband burnt it for me!" "Now pay me back!" "You pay me back my bridge then." "It's no concern of mine." "You crossed it on a sedan." "You added too much to the weight... and that of the carrier." "So it collapsed." "Are you crazy?" "Blame it on your bridge!" "Don't blame it on me." "I didn't know I couldn't cross on a sedan." "Now my sedan's gone... and you're telling me to pay for the bridge." "Are you trying to bully the weaker sex?" "You're bullying me!" "Come on, someone's bullying a lady!" "OK..." "Madam..." "Forget it!" "Good, I don't have to pay for it!" "Now what about me sedan?" "Where can I get one for you?" "Spirits like you know magic." "You can make one with a magic wand." "Had I known it, I wouldn't have been crushed by you." "What then?" "How could I know?" "The bridge's broken and you can't get over." "If I can't cross the bridge can I return home then?" "I don't know, let me check." "What now?" "Look," ""One not crossing it is still alive!"" "Alive?" "It means I can go back to my bubby and son." "Maybe, it's so written over here." "But let me check again." "Nonsense!" "Take me back." "If anything happens, I'll report against you." "Let me try!" "Mr. Wu, your wife is already inside." "You'd better push it." "Daddy, push it!" "I can't." "Press it like you do a life." "Your mammy pushed it for me each time." "You'd better push it." "Mammy used to press it for me too." "Let's press it together." "Hey, don't!" "Hey, don't burn me!" "I'm still alive." "Please don't burn me!" "They can't hear you!" "Possess someone now... before they burn your body." " How?" " Let's go!" "Sonny, Tse-shu!" "Sonny!" "Sonny..." "I'm your mammy!" "Tse-shu, I'm still alive!" "What now?" "I don't know!" "Let me apply for space for you... in the Refugee Camp." "What?" "Refugee Camp?" "Don't bully me because I'm female." "So long as I don't cross the Bridge," "I'm still alive." "You've burnt my body, give it back to me." "I must possess someone." "OK..." "I'll give you back a body." "Listen, get me a good one." "My hubby has eaten fat pork for years." "I must give him something new for a change." "Get me a young, pretty." " Tall one with a nice figure." " OK, follow me!" "How dirty!" "Stop!" "Luckily we're still in time." "Get going." "3 killed and 5 wounded in this accident." "Now choose one!" "How about that?" "What about this?" "She won't die, she got a sprain only." "What about that one?" "She only sprained her leg." "I can't choose neither this one nor that." "What then?" "That one fits you beat." "She's plump and young." "Am I that old?" "And I already told you." "I don't want to be a fat maid anymore." "That one then." "Her size, figure and looks are all first class." "They fit you perfectly." "She's Diana, 23, from Canada." "She's no parents, with only one cousin in HK." "OK?" "Yes!" "With such a beautiful body, my hubby will be madly in love with me." "I don't know your husband loves you or not that is your problem." "You must observe the rules." "What are they?" "First, once possessed, you can't get over." "Second, you mustn't repent." ""Goods sold are not returnable"" "Third, you mustn't leak the secret to others that means your identity." "What if I should reveal it unintentionally?" "No idea." "The book makes no reference to this." "Good!" "Anything else?" "Yes, but this is only between you and me." "What?" "Don't ever reveal this to the ghost officers, big or small." "Why?" "I've helped you in private." "If my superior knew it," "I might get fired." "How am I to contact you?" "Contact me?" "Oh, don't!" "What if I should be in trouble?" "What can I do?" "Where shall I appeal for help?" "What if the hell officers... should question me?" "Well..." "Call me if you need anything." "How?" "There's no phone number!" "Light this and I'll appear." "One for each call." "Hurry up, time's up." "Daddy, use a sieve, not your face!" "I know, but I can't make it!" "Let's try again!" "Coming!" "Table No. 4, table No. 8." " Not so hard!" " Table No. 16..." "No. 6." "Daddy, are you alright?" "Yes, but without your mammy things got stuck." "Open up..." "Sonny, I'm back." "It's you?" "!" "Sonny!" "I really missed you!" "Close the door." "Tse-shu!" "Close the door." "Tse-shu!" "Who are you?" "You don't know me?" "I'm..." "Daddy doesn't know you of course." "Daddy, she's my girlfriend, Diana!" "She's just returned from Canada!" "Oh, no, darling, I'm your mammy!" "I'm your wife!" "Well, I mustn't tell it." "Serve her first." "I'll go upstairs." "OK." "Good night, daddy." "Diana, why are you coming at this hour?" "Why is it such a mess here?" "My mammy has just died." "Formerly my mammy used to stand here... holding the pizzas and flinging them like magic." "She really was fantastic." "We can never learn it." "Now you know how sad it is without her." "Right." "Well, let me bring you tea." "Do you like it cold or hot?" "Hsiao Feng, without you, we can't do anything." "Mammy." "Mammy, my girlfriend Diana's here to see you!" "Kowtow to my mammy!" "Kowtowing to myself?" "Tse-shu..." "Hold it..." "Serve the incense!" "Come on, kowtow." "Are you sure?" " One bow, two bows." " Good luck!" " Three bows." " Good luck." "Let's return the salutation." "Thank you, Miss Tai." "Tse-shu..." "Take care of her." "I've to have a bath." "Wait?" "What's she doing?" "Daddy, look, she's so nice to you." "The water's ready." "Come on." "Tse-shu, go now." "Hsiao Feng!" "Yes?" "You females are all the same." "Am I a cripple?" "Can't I squeeze out the paste myself?" "Don't blame him!" "He's a bit cranky after having been ruled by mammy for years." "You know, my mammy was tough." "My dad and I dared not whisper a word in her presence." "Am I tough?" "I mean my mammy, not you." "We called her Empress Wu... behind her back Empress Wu!" "What are you doing?" "Nothing." "You spoke so plausibly and volubly a second ago." "We griped about her when she was alive." "And now she is dead, we feel sad without her!" "You didn't notice it till now?" "I've always been feeling it." "A woman is the soul of a house." "I was trying hard to get a soul... and you appeared..." "Listen, Sonny, I really am your mammy." "What's wrong?" "It's not so cold!" " Well, come with me!" " Where to?" "So you're my mammy." "Yes." "You're here to take care of me." "Sorry, it was a spur of the moment." "I'm so sorry." "Let me talk to mammy." "Mammy, thank you!" "You've blessed us with prosperity." "We now have prosperity for the ancestors... and personnel for the state." "All the things we do that will entail grave consequences." "Now you can rest in peace." "You need not sorry about me." "Now I can settle down but not daddy." "Come to see him often." "He misses you." "Has she left." "No, she's in your room." "My room?" "Open up!" "Diana, open the door!" "What's she doing in my room?" "This is dad's room, mine is over there." "Does it look like me?" "Sit down!" " Right foot!" " What?" "What are you doing?" "Let me clips the toenails for you." "What's wrong with you?" "Diana, are you out of your mind?" "You seem so silly." "You're out of your mind!" "You still don't know me after what I've done?" "Of course!" "These glasses were my wife's!" "I bought these earrings for her." "This was her favorite dress." "You're using her powder, her favorite cosmetics." "Get out now!" "Darling, see her out." "You get me out!" "Hey, how can you do that to me?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I'm your wife!" "I've been keeping this long to myself." "If you don't satisfied what I did for you, why are you quiet?" "I was nice to you and you said I was tough." "I took care of you... and you called me Empress Wu." "Have you no heart?" "One more thing!" "This photo's ugly." "Change for a nice one!" "Hold it!" "Why are you breaking my wife's photo?" "Why were you poking us?" "Well come on!" "Get out!" "Get out of my sight!" " Tse-shu" " Daddy!" " Get out!" " Tse-shu, listen." "Give me a chance to explain!" " No need, get out!" " You can't do that to me!" "Take your things and go." "Get lost!" "Daddy, please don't!" " Diana..." " Go up stair." "Tse-shu, listen to my explanation." "You can't do that to me." "Sonny, Tse-shu!" "Tse-shu, Sonny, open up!" "Diana, hold it." "I'll open the door for you when dad's asleep." "Stay!" "Sonny, keep away!" "Get out!" "You have thick skin." "Tse-shu..." "listen to my explanation." "Tse-shu, Sonny, open up!" "Go to bed." "You still have to work tomorrow." "If I can't sleep, you can't sleep either." "I'm your wife!" "I'm your mammy!" "I'm your wife!" "I'm your mammy!" "Why are you looking like that?" "We had a fancy ball below... and I played a vampire." "Do I look like it?" "You nearly scared me to death." "Easy, you can't die now." "What do you want?" "Come on!" "The party will be over soon!" "It was all your fault." "I couldn't cross the bridge and die because of you." "Me again?" "It was all your fault." "You got me such a body to possess... and stopped me from revealing my identity." "Now none of my family knows me." "They thought I was already dead." "What then?" "Madam, you chose it yourself, and I didn't fix the rules myself!" "Why blame me?" "Who else, if not you?" "My husband?" "Yama?" "Goddess Kuan Yin?" "Jesus Christ..." "Well, blame me!" "What do you want now?" "I want my husband to know I've possessed another woman." "Fix that for me." "OK..." "There's only one way out." "But you must never tell others." "Tell your husband in dream when he's asleep..." "That you're possessing another woman." "Can I do that?" "That's the only way out." "But you mustn't tell him... which woman you're possessing." " What's he doing?" " Dreaming." "What dream?" "He looks so happy." "Who knows?" "Let's see." "Anything else to eat?" "Braised pork, "Your Highness"." "Tse-shu, I'm still alive." "My body was burn by you, so I've possessed another female body." "Who?" "I can't leak the secret." "Anyway, there will be a female in the shop tomorrow, and she will help you to solve your problems." "That's me." "What bloody dreams you're making." "Get up, it's time to open the shop." "Already so late." "No. 16, add sesame and onion." "No. 8 with onion no sesame." "Take your time." "Tse-shu, are you awake?" "Yes!" "Why is she still here?" "Luckily she's here to help us out." "No. 13 Man Kun Building, Jaffre Road, Wanchai." "I'll stay with you." "Let Lung deliver it." "What do you think?" "Of course not!" "We must give our personal attention." "You must be the same native as my mammy." "Even your tone is the same as hers." "Hurry up!" "No one wants to eat cold pizzas!" "That will harm our reputation." "Could she have possessed her?" "Dad, Diana's so smart." "She can virtually take mammy's place." "I suspect she's your mammy!" "Ridiculous." "Listen, she can be my son's mammy." "She can't be your son's mammy." "Even a father and a son may compete in love." "Oh, no!" "Last night your mammy told me in dreams." "She hasn't died yet, and she has possessed another woman." "Stop kidding!" "She didn't say that when I played mahjong with her." "No?" "Table No. 16, sesame with onion." "How's it?" "Everything fixed?" "You real are Hsiao Feng?" "Impossible!" "Must be dreaming!" "It's true, you're not dreaming!" "Boss." "We're in business, brother." "You come in again and again." "What are you doing here?" "Well, your wife's dead." "Now no one can protect you." "Who says?" "I'm here!" "I can protect him." "Don't fight." "Let's see a show." "Hell with you!" "Ouch!" "Did you get hurt?" "Put me down." "I can walk without help." "No... 1, 2, 3." "Help." "Your wife has alive again." "Let's get out of here!" "Why am I here?" "No, she's not me!" "Are you alright, sir?" "Hsiao Feng, are you really back?" "Hsiao Feng?" "You're mistaken, I'm not Hsiao Feng." "Don't leak the secret!" "Don't admit it!" "You're mistaken, I really am not..." "Who are you?" "Why you look like me?" "Who says?" "Where are you from?" "Who sent you here?" "Diana, what are you talking about?" "Where are you going?" "Cousin, so you're here." "Cousin?" "She's your cousin?" "Yes, she's my cousin Diana!" "Isn't that fatty dead?" "Why's she here?" "So you're posting her here as a spy!" " I'm not, I'm not a spy!" " Not need to argue!" "You've imitated every movement of my wife... and it was so lively, even the way she made and flung the pizzas." "Luckily my wife is now back." "Otherwise, I'll believe you." "Tse-shu, I..." "Don't call me that!" "Get out!" "I'm not selling my shop!" "Lung, hold it." "Keep watch here." "I'll go out for a while." "Listen, I don't want to see you again when I come back." "Cousin, you've been here the whole night?" "What a pet idea playing a fat maid as the undercover." "I'm not selling it!" "Don't worry, I can make her sell it." "Tomorrow they'll be in a mess." "In a mess?" "How?" "We can't talk in public." "Let's talk about it later." "Come on!" "Miss Diana, your purse." "Go and watch the shop." " Easy!" "It's slippery." " I'm scared!" "Help me." "Don't worry, we'll help you." "Help me." "You haven't put on your skates, sir!" "I can't skate!" "You can't go in like that." "Let's go." "Take your time to learn." "Careful!" "Oh, it's you!" "How shall I address you now?" "I'm Chu Hsiao Hsiang." " Miss Chu." " And you?" "I'm Wu Tse-shu!" "Don't you remember?" " Let me help you." " Let's go there." "Wait for me..." "You know him?" "No, I came upon him in the street." "Not bad!" "A bit old, but suits you well." "Nonsense." "Don't you want it?" "You've been longing for this chance." "Nonsense!" "Miss Chu, I'm coming." " What's there to see?" " Go out!" "Mr. Wu, are you alright?" "Yes." " What's wrong?" " My hand..." "What's wrong?" "My hand's getting numb." "What then?" "Let me take you to a doctor." "No need, but how shall I go home?" "Let me escort you back." "OK!" " Come on, get up!" " OK!" "Do you work here?" "Cousin, did you lose your way yesterday?" "You've been here, haven't you?" "Keep my card and you won't get lost anymore." "You again!" "Get her!" "What?" "How dare you lay hands on my cousin?" "Just now she..." "No more nonsense!" "Come in!" "You were scared like chickens... on seeing that fatty." "Now I can make her pizza shop close down." "Get me 500 cockroaches tonight." "No problem." "Are you sure you can make it?" "What then after we've got the cockroaches?" "I want you to put them all in that pizza shop... before nine o'clock tomorrow morning." "Then I'll call the Health and Medical Department." "When the Inspector comes, they'll be finished." "You're tops, boss!" "Time's running out!" "Hurry up!" "Cousin, where are you going?" "I'm going to see an ex-classmate." "Come back early for supper." "Have you got the address?" "I reminded you of that!" "Why so quiet and slack?" "You're taking a nap!" "Hi..." "Lung, get up!" "Mrs. Wu..." "Don't fuss!" "She's Miss Chu!" "You met her this afternoon." "Yes, it's Miss Chu!" "Sit down first." "Mr. Wu, is your hand alright now?" "Yes." "Well, where's Sonny?" "Not yet back." "Where's that brat?" "Mr. Wu, I'll leave now." "OK, come early tomorrow." "Bye bye." "Darling..." "Sorry, Miss Chu, let's go up." "Go up?" "Where?" "We live upstairs." "I won't bother you." "I'd better leave." "Don't!" "Don't you want to see Sonny?" "Well, sit here." "I'll get you the plaster and the photos." "They'll jog your memory." " OK." " Wait for me here!" " Lung, you're leaving so late?" " Yes." "Has Diana been here?" "No, she hasn't." "But your mammy has." "Nonsense, it's scarcely a week since she died." "Lung even forgot to switch off the light." "Sonny!" "Daddy..." "So divine?" "Amida Buddha!" "Fatty, are you alright?" "Keep away..." "Sonny, come out!" "I won't come out!" "Mammy, I know you missed us." "We missed you too." "We wanted to go down to see you... but we must fix the shop and my marriage." "Some day after my marriage," "I'll bring my wife to see you." "Mammy, don't scare me!" "I'm not your mammy!" "Get up!" "Sonny, what are you doing?" "Daddy, how come?" "Your mammy told me in dreams, she's possessed someone." "She can't admit it and tell us openly." "Let's not call her mammy now." "Mr. Wu, I know you two miss Mrs. Wu... but I'm not her." "I am not." "Don't admit it." "Right, don't admit it." "I'm going." "Aren't you going to sleep here?" "Take it easy." "How can I contact you?" "The Catholic Center, Happy Valley." "Catholic Center." "Hold it!" "Let me see you out." "No need, I'll go back myself." "Let me call a taxi for you." " I'll see you tomorrow." " OK." "Why are you here?" "Why are you here?" "Daddy, she's here to see me." "To see him, not you." "What for?" "Why's she looking for you?" "Excuse me." "Wait..." "The traffic's heavy here." "Let me help you cross." "Diana, where are you going?" "I lost sight of you on my return." "How long has she been here?" "No idea." "I've only just returned." "And she already left." "You've only just returned?" "Why didn't you look after the shop?" "Why are you here now?" "Go now!" "What's wrong with you, daddy?" " Don't you know who she is?" " She is Diana." "The cousin of Property man who's forcing us out." "She's a spy here." " Impossible." " Get out of here now." "How dare you throw me out?" "I've always wanted to." "Sonny, come here!" "Tse-shu, listen!" "I won't!" "Get out!" "Sonny, come here!" "Aren't you coming in?" "Come back, or it's all over between us." "Don't come back if you dare." "OK, I couldn't careless." "I won't come back." "You've never been nice to me." "You're selfish, you never think of my future." "I never had any girlfriend." "Now she's my only girlfriend." "Diana, I'll get out of here with you." "I have to leave." "Diana," "I'm forsaking my dad for your sake." "I'll leave him alone to sink or swim." "Let him be an old monster and I don't care." "Bastard." "He's your daddy!" "Don't curse him!" "I don't mean it." "And it won't come true." "I'll pick another one if you prefer." "You must go in tonight." "What a shame." "You've been shamed before." "Right." "Sonny, Listen!" "Get some insecticide against cockroaches tonight." "Cockroaches?" "Yes, that property man's putting in cockroaches... then reports it to the Health Department." "Be prepared." "You dad's good for nothing." "What about you?" "I'll go to his place to see what he's up to." "Don't walk into his trap." "It's dangerous." "It's unsafe for a girl." "Nonsense, I'll return early tomorrow." "Daddy, open up!" "I'm sorry!" "I won't do it again." "Cousin, you're back." "Where's my room?" "That one." "Hey, come up quick!" "Madam, what a nuisance." "I'm taking a bath." "There's another problem." "How come there's another fat woman here?" "She looks every inch like my former self!" "My hubby won't care for me now." "So, what should I do?" "Ma'am, I'm only in charge of entry in hell." "I take no interest in mundane affairs." "What?" "Don't wash your hands like that?" "I rejoined my husband, but there's another fat woman." "He cares for me no more." "What now?" "What else do you expect now, ma'am?" "A shapely figure and lots of admirers!" "I want no one but my husband." "Cousin..." "Hey, what's he doing?" "You'll see." "She's fallen asleep!" "Thank Heaven!" "He really is terrific!" "This can only happen on earth." "It never happens in hell." "Nonsense, help her now!" "What does that concern me?" "No?" "What are you doing?" "I'm telling you to go eating." "The meal's ready." " Eat?" " Yes!" "OK..." "What a nice atmosphere!" "Sure!" "Please sit down." "OK." "Thank you!" "Cousin, drink it." "Try my cooking." "OK." "The mutton soup is OK." "Cousin, may you get a good lover like me in Hong Kong." "Come on!" "Cousin, cheers!" "Cousin, what are you doing?" "I'm alright..." "I'll go and get the steak." " What shall I do then?" " Keep making fun of him." "Cousin, I know you like steak." "So I've specially bought the best steak here." "Cousin, are you alright?" "Wrapper, scissors, hammer!" "Scissors, hammer, wrapper!" "It's alright!" "I'm too excited!" "Take it easy!" "Cousin, care to come for a chat?" "OK!" "Cousin." "How come?" "What's wrong?" "Cousin, open up!" "Cousin!" "How dare you?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I'm coming." "I'm here!" "Miss Tai, so early?" "Come to help us?" "Yes!" "You've never been so early!" "How does she know?" "Tse-shu, Sonny, Tse-shu!" "Diana, so early?" "Where's your daddy?" "Daddy?" "He went to see mammy in full dress!" "He even asked for one day's leave." "Damn him!" "See if there are cockroaches." "There was none upstairs, so I came down to see." "Try again!" "Even one could ruin us!" "Lung, see if there are any cockroaches." " Cockroaches?" " Yes." "Lots of cockroaches here!" "A whole Army!" "How do we do?" "Wipe them out at once!" "Damn..." "I spout." "Anybody in!" "What do you want?" "We've received a phone call, and got a complaint about cockroaches." "Cockroaches?" "No!" "Have to take a closer look." "Go and fix them." "Please, sir." "I will." "What are you doing?" "Nothing?" "Open hide your mouth." "After my investigation, there're no cockroaches here." "It could be hoax, for who to make the complaint." "Insecticide can be harmful too." "Understand?" " Yes!" " That's all!" "Thank you!" "Everything will be fine?" "Where's Miss Chu, please?" "Lecture room on 9th floor!" "9th floor?" "Thanks!" "Darling." "Darling, I'm here!" "Mr. Wu, I already told you that I'm not your wife!" "Sorry, I forgot." "Why are you here?" "I want to date you." "Professor Huang..." "I'm rushing to school!" "We've invited an American Musician... to discuss with us!" "You go first!" "I'll wait you there!" "Let's go!" "Ladies and gentlemen, today's topic is... the difference between Chinese and Western music." "You see?" "Western music has a shorter history than Chinese music, but it keeps on developing." "But Chinese music..." "How shall I put it..." "It's just like a dead fish." "This is a cool world!" "I didn't say Chinese music is no good." "but it's in fact confined... to 5 notes only." "So it's cooped up... in narrow confines." "Western music can do what Chinese music does." "But not the vise versa." "Western music has variations!" "Right?" "I don't mean Chinese music is not good... but personally I feel it's out of date." "Ladies and gentlemen, Hungarian Dance." "What did you say?" "Ready!" "One, two, three, four..." "We didn't say Western music is no good... but if you're a layman, don't criticize on Chinese music." "Let me tell you!" "You've to know." "Yang, Yu, Ting, Yin, Chi 5 basic skills." " You see?" " Yes!" "What?" "No cockroaches?" "Are you blind?" "Have you accepted a bribe?" "There're dozens of cockroaches." "Take another look!" "What did you do?" "Inspector said there're no cockroaches." "But we did put them in the kitchen." "There're 534 cockroaches!" "Right!" "Buddy, no problem!" "No problem?" "Even the inspector said so." "You guys only know how to squeeze me." "We've to do something worse." "Go and burn down the shop tonight." "It's a crime." "It could be a fatal." "Nonsense, all other tenants move out." "You go and set fire at the back door, let them flee through the front door." "Only if they couldn't get up, and what if they couldn't escape?" "We couldn't care too much!" "We can't bear such a big burden." "Arson is a serious crime." "We can't go beyond fighting and scaring." "Sorry, no arson!" "I pay you good, now you're pulling my leg when I'm in troubles." "We can't help you." "Thank you for your favour." "OK, you're loyal." "Diana, dinner's ready." " Dinner's ready." " Where's is he?" "Who?" "Your dad!" "He must be having a good time with that Mom." "I told you she's not your mom." "But she looks like my mom." "She really looks like her." "You and your dad just like a fool." "He's giving up such a nice chance." "He prefers someone fatter than his ex-wife." "Were you very fat before?" "What did that fatty do to your dad?" "He's fallen for her completely." "And you?" "I wonder why does she resemble my mom so much?" "Most probably, she's acting." "If not?" "She's either a plastic surgery... or she is a witch to seduce him." "First, she makes him spell-bound then wreaks havoc." "She made my dad crazy about her and listen to every word she said." "Finally, she kills him to destroy the evidence." "When you read a newspaper with a heading..." "Blood bath at Pizza Shop." "The Wu family tragedy." "Are you out of your mind?" "Sonny, we're back!" "Welcome home!" "I'll get you a hot towel." "Thanks!" "Silver Fox!" "Luring my daddy to get his yang... and his life." "Once he's spell bound... then you make a change and... kill him to destroy the evidence." "Then the papers front page will say..." "Blood bath at Pizza Shop." "The Wu family tragedy." " Right?" " What else have you got to say?" "What?" " None of your business?" " Did your dad teach you that?" "Dad!" "Who taught you to be so rude?" "Did you mom teach you that?" "Who taught you that?" "I did." "So what?" "Why are you beating him?" "What has he done wrong?" "Why did that?" "That fatty is not your wife." "You pretended she is your wife?" "You old fool, scum!" "Let me fight against him." "You're an old fool." "Why are you cursing your daddy?" "Who told you that?" "Who taught you that?" "I must slap you in the face, kid." "I may curse him but you can't." "He's after all your daddy." "Miss Chu!" " Tse-shu!" " Diana!" "Taxi!" " Miss Chu!" " Tse-shu!" "Where are you going?" "None of your business!" "Diana, where are you going?" "None of your business!" "None of my business!" "Open the door..." "Please, open the door!" "Mr. Wu, please go." "Don't bother me anymore?" "Listen to me." "No need, just leave me alone." "I tell you one more time, I'm not your wife." "OK..." "Please open the door?" "Go!" "I won't open the door." "I'll never leave then." "Please!" "Who are you looking for, sir?" "I'm looking for Miss Chu?" "I don't know him." "She said she didn't know you." "She used to be my wife." "Go now or I'll call the police." "Go..." "Open the door." "Please!" "How dare you?" "It's raining heavily out here." "Please open the door, I beg you!" "Old man, stop shouting at this late hour?" "You're disturbing us." "Go somewhere else to look for your wife." "If not I'll call the police." "Go!" "Damn you!" "There no concerns of yours." "He's not after your wife." "Take pills if you can't get sleep." "Go to hell!" "Are you alright!" "Creep, trying to murder?" "Throw one more time if you dare." "I'm not afraid of you." "Closing the window, hey, stay there." "Come down and fight with me." "Aren't you bullying a woman?" "And you think you can bully a woman." "If you dare..." "Tse-shu, please don't go." "Listen, get out of my sight at once." "I don't want to see you whenever and wherever even in the hell." "I don't want to see you again!" "Do I make myself clear?" "What do you doing here?" "I..." "Go in first!" "Have a cup of hot tea." "Thanks!" "I..." "Go on..." "Sorry for what I said just now!" "It doesn't matter." "I knew you misunderstood me." "Mr. Wu and I are common friends." "I know, I'm here to ask you..." "Don't worry, I know what you mean." "I will not see him again." "I'm asking you to accept him." "Don't make fun of me any more." "We're both female." "And even you don't believe me." "No men would like fat women." "I know it well." "You're wrong." "Tse-shu is serious." "He likes you because you're plump." "He's a idiot." "Would he forsakes a young, shapely girl... for one of my weight." "He's madly in love with you." "He's serious." "Now I'd rather look like you." "You do?" "I'm plump and clumsy." "When I was a little girl, I used to be call Fatty." "Now I'm like a Jumbo." "Submarine, Big Mac." "I even fed up with myself." "You must be kidding?" "I don't like my own figure too." "But I want to be as plumpy as you." "Really!" "Let's swap in our reincarnation." "Miss Chu." "Believe me." "Whoever you're, Tse-shu loves you all the same." "He doesn't like you, and I don't like him." "Why are you so excited?" "Who are you?" "I'm..." "I don't know how to explain it." "Even I try, you can't hear it." "Why?" "Don't tell me if you don't want to." "Even you don't tell me, I can guess by myself." "Come on, guess!" "You're his student." "Are you two fall in love?" "No!" "His mistress... and his wife didn't not know about it." "Dare he got the gut!" "No." "You're..." "Try again." "Didn't you want me to guess?" "Are you possessed by his wife?" "I can't leak the secret." "His wife possesses on your body." "Right." "I can't say it..." "I don't believe it." "What century are we in?" "Reincarnation?" "I don't believe it." "But, that's a truth!" "I don't believe it, unless you prove it." "Proof!" "I'll reveal it in dreams." "Close your eyes." "Count to 10." "Then I can prove it." "How?" "Never mind, count now." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." "This is a phone recording." "After hearing the beep sound, please leave your name and number, I'll call you back ASAP." "Miss Chu, I'm Sonny!" "Son of Tse-shu." "Come quickly." "My dad is killing himself." "Come and help him." "Dad, don't..." "Sonny..." "Miss Chu..." "Get up!" "Why you hit me?" "Never mind, follow me now." "Tse-shu is killing himself because of you." "Quick!" " Open the door!" " Mr. Wu, open the door!" "Sonny, open the door." "Did you change the water?" "Yes!" "I go down first." " Sonny!" " Open the door!" "Come in!" "Dad, they are coming up." "Dad, don't!" "Mr. Wu!" "Keep away!" "Tse-shu, why are you doing that?" "Let's talk it over!" "Yes." "I've told you everything." "You were tough to us before death." "But after you died, we know that... you meant good to us." "And after you dead, we miss you terribly." "After we were told that you're still alive... and possess on some one for the reunion, we're so excited and waiting for you." "But you wouldn't admit it." "I've no choice... but to kill myself." "Mr. Wu, don't." "Listen to me, I can't admit if I'm not your wife." "So you're so cruel." "You won't admit it now." "I'll drink three mouths of the forgetful soup, and wait for you at the Broken Bridge." "Tse-shu!" "Dad!" "Tse-shu, are you alright?" "Are you alright?" " Darling!" " I'm not." "You still don't want to admit." "You've so cruel to me." "Well let's all be cruel." "I've to burn down the shop." "I can buried with you." "Let me stop him." "Dad..." "Calm down, please." "One more time." "Do you admit or not." "Miss Chu, pretend to admit." "If not, he will..." "Alright, I'm Hsiao Feng!" "She has admitted." "Why didn't you admit it till now." "Fixed." "Hsiao Feng, we're having a happy reunion." "Why..." "Mom!" "Is your neck OK!" " You just scare me to death." " I'm fine." "Anything can be talked over." "I was more scared that you." "I'm alright now." " Did I scared you?" " It's all your fault." "Diana, I've fixed dad and mom." "It's now between us." "Sonny, be nice to your dad." "I've to go now." "What did you say?" "Come with me." "Everything in the safe are preserved for you." "You don't know the codes, do you?" "Of course, I don't?" "You do?" "Of course." "Remember, triple 6." "Diana, aren't you my..." "Fire!" "Dad, fire!" "Go!" "Damn, the gate can't be open!" "Go through the back door." "Quick!" "Go up-stairs." "Go!" "Quick..." "Open the window." "What's the code?" "Only mom knew it." "Triple 6." "Are you really my mom?" "Finally you get it." "Open the window." "Open!" "Sonny, jump first." "Go!" "Don't scare!" "Grab tight." "Jump over there!" "Be careful!" "Jump!" "Are you Hsiao Feng?" "I implied to you many time." "Miss Chu!" "It's spreading up here." "Jump!" "Pick us up down there." "Miss Chu, go now?" " You go first, come on." " No..." "Go..." "Quick..." "Jump." "I'm afraid." "Only 1st floor, jump." "I can't!" "Jump!" "Try over there." "Jump!" "The hole's too small." "I can't get out." "Sonny, let's go up to help mom." "Don't, it's too danger." "Trying to kill yourself." "I've to help her." "Over there." "I might get choked anyway." "I'm scared." "I don't want to die." "Don't be afraid." "I tried it before." "You said you'd rather swap with me... when you're reincarnated." "Believe me, I may live again." "Hurry up!" "I'm tired." "Can't help." "We're going off soon." "We don't have to die if we break the bridge." "Yes!" "I've to possess Diana." "Yes and you possess me... so you can rejoin your husband." "That's great." "Attention, after crossing the bridge... died naturally to the left, accidentally to the right" " OK." "Cross the bridge." " Thanks!" "Wait!" "Where's the moustached officer?" "He's got fired." "Why?" "Because of you." "He broke the bridge while he's on duty... and he went to earth without permission." "What then?" "Don't worry." "Does the rule for "one've not crossed the Broken Bridge is still alive"... still apply." "Yes!" "What's your name!" "Come!" "You've not processed yet." "Let's do it harder." "OK, to break it." "Quick!" "Harder!" "It's still in tack." "We're finished for sure." "Fate is predestined." "How you'll live is also predestined." "Some people die without getting sick." "Don't think you can break the bridge?" "It's new." "It'll never fall down!" "Good!" "We can't cross Broken Bridge." "Why didn't you say it earlier." "I didn't know it till now." "Then the fire occurred." "Move it away." "No!" "they may still alive." "What?" "Even the corpses are stiff." "Don't move them." "Wait a little longer." "Crazy!" "You're crazy!" "Help!" " Mrs. Wu!" " Miss Chu!" " Hsiao Feng!" " Mom!" " Tse-shu!" " Sonny" "Mom, you live again?" "Mr. Wu, I'm Miss Chu!" "I know you can't leak the secret." "She's not your wife." "I'm your wife." "I know you're Miss Chu!" "You want to be my mom." "And marry my dad as his mistress." "Damn you!" "Why you hit me?" "SubRipped by Freelancer"