"GEE, BRAIN," "WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT?" "THE SAME THING WE DO EVERY NIGHT, PINKY" "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* ONE IS A GENIUS *" "* THE OTHER'S INSANE *" "* THEY'RE LABORATORY MICE *" "* THEIR GENES HAVE BEEN SPLICED *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BEFORE EACH NIGHT IS DONE *" "* THEIR PLAN WILL BE UNFURLED *" "* BY THE DAWNING OF THE SUN *" "* THEY'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* YES, PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* THEIR TWILIGHT CAMPAIGN *" "* IS EASY TO EXPLAIN *" "* TO PROVE THEIR MOUSEY WORTH *" "* THEY'LL OVERTHROW THE EARTH *" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "NARF!" "CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS." "[TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING" "PINKY, TONIGHT, I SHALL BECOME A LEGEND." "ARE YOU GOING TO CHANNEL THE BIG BOPPER?" "YES." "IN FACT," "I FEEL HIS SPIRIT COMING OVER ME RIGHT NOW." "[WHIRS]" "NARF!" "[LAUGHS]" "OBSERVE AND LEARN." "IN THESE BOOKS ARE ALL THE GREAT HEROES OF THE AMERICAN WEST" "JOHNNY APPLESEED, PECOS BILL, PAUL BUNYAN." "EGAD!" "ARE YOU GOING TO READ ME A BEDTIME STORY, BRAIN?" "I'LL PUT ON MY JAMMIES..." "AND CHAPS!" "YES." "I'LL READ YOU A STORY" "THE GREATEST LEGEND OF THEM ALL." "THE LEGEND OF AFFORDABLE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE?" "SOMETHING FAR GRANDER," "FOR I HAVE ENTERED ALL OF THESE TALL TALES INTO THE COMPUTER," "ALONG WITH MY OWN VITAL STATISTICS," "AND PROGRAMMED IT TO COMBINE THEIR MOST HEROIC ELEMENTS" "INTO ONE GREAT LEGEND" "THE LEGEND OF ME." "TROZ!" "WE SHALL DISTRIBUTE THIS LEGEND" "TO LIBRARIES AND SCHOOLS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY." "THEN, I SHALL REVEAL MY LIVING, BREATHING SELF TO UNIVERSAL ACCLAIM," "AND ASSUME MY POSITION AS LEADER OF THE WORLD." "VOILA, PINKY-- THE LEGEND OF" "BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT." "OH, YOUR MONOGRAMMED TOWELS WILL BE AWFULLY BUSY." "A LONG TIME AGO, WHEN THE WEST WAS YOUNG," "THERE LIVED A GOOD-HEARTED FELLOW" "WHO WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO PLANT PEACH TREES THROUGHOUT THE LAND." "Chorus: * BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT *" "* HE WALKED THROUGH THE LAND WITH A PEACH PIT IN HIS POCKET *" "* OH, HE STOOD 'BOUT AS HIGH AS THE ANKLES ON A BEAR *" "* BUT HE PLANTED PEACH PITS EVERYWHERE *" "* YES, HE'D PLANT THEM 'TILL HIS ARM ACHED IN ITS SOCKET *" "Brain, narrating:" "HIS ONLY INTEREST" "WAS THAT SETTLERS IN THAT UNFORGIVING LAND" "WOULD HAVE REFRESHING PEACH NECTAR AND DELICIOUS COBBLERS" "AS THEY WENDED THEIR WAY WEST ACROSS THE FRONTIER." "AND IF, BY CHANCE, THE PEOPLE SHOULD APPRECIATE" "HIS EFFORTS SO MUCH THAT THEY CHOSE TO MAKE HIM" "THEIR SUPREME, ALMIGHTY, UNQUESTIONED LEADER," "WELL, THAT WOULD BE JUST ALL RIGHT WITH HIM." "NOW, ONE DAY..." "Pinky, narrating:" "UM, EXCUSE ME, BRAIN." "YES, PINKY?" "ISN'T THERE SOMETHING MISSING FROM YOUR STORY?" "SUCH AS?" "UM, I DON'T KNOW." "SHOULDN'T BIG LUMPY BRAIN HAT FLAPJACK FRANK HAVE A, UM..." "SIDEKICK?" "A SIDEKICK?" "FRONTIER HEROES ARE A LONE BREED, A SOLITARY LOT." "THEY DON'T SHARE THEIR GLORY." "OH, PLEASE, BRAIN." "NARF!" "CAN I BE IN THE HAPPY STORY?" "PLEASE?" "OH, IF IT WILL STOP YOUR WHINING." "YAY!" "AND THE SIDEKICK'S NAME WAS..." "LITTLE PIGGY FLEA PIE WAFFLE SHOE CLAMHEAD CHRIS!" "Chorus: * LITTLE PIGGY FLEA PIE WAFFLE SHOE CLAMHEAD CHRIS *" "* SKIPPED THROUGH THE WEST IN A CONSTANT STATE OF BLISS *" "* OH, HE KISSED THE TREES AND HE HUGGED THE ROCKS *" "*AND HE DIDN'T OWN A PAIR OF SOCKS *" "* AND HE DIDN'T SEE THE APPROACHING PRECIPICE *" "[SCREAMS]" "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TODAY," "BIG ELFY GUMSHOE FATHEAD CRAWDAD VINCENT?" "IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY SIDEKICK," "YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET MY NAME RIGHT," "LITTLE PINKY FLEA PIE WAFFLE BUILDING..." "UH..." "WHATEVER." "SORRY, BIG FLIPPY CHEESECAKE HORNPIPE TUNA BOAT STEVE." "ZORT!" "[LAUGHS]" "JUST CALL ME BRAIN." "Brain, narrating:" "ONE DAY, THEY RAN INTO A GIANT STRANGER." "MY NAME IS BIG JIMMY FRUITHEAD," "AND I CONTROL THE HORTICULTURE IN THIS TOWN." "IF'N YOU'RE A-PLANTIN' ANY FRUIT TREES IN THESE HERE PARTS," "YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME." "OH, YEAH?" "TROZ!" "WELL, MY FRIEND HAS MORE NAMES THAN YOU," "DON'T YOU, BIG CHUMMY CORN COB HAMBONE STILTSKIN JEFF?" "YES, BUT THOSE AREN'T ANY OF THEM." "WELL, ALLS THE SAME, I GET A SHINY GOLD PIECE" "FOR EVERY FRUIT TREE PLANTED HEREABOUTS." "THAT'S RIGHT." "ALL US'N'S TOWNFOLKS PAYIN'," "AND WE'S MIGHTY SCARED, TOO." "OUR FOREFATHERS FOUGHT A GREAT WAR TO BRING AN END TO TAXATION" "BY GIANTS WHO WEAR..." "FRUIT ON THEIR HEADS." "UH, ACTUALLY, I DON'T THINK THAT'S HISTORICALLY ACCURATE." "OH, IS THAT SO?" "WELL, MAYBE YOU AND HIM SHOULD SETTLE THIS BY WRESTLING." "UH, PINKY" "Big Jimmy:" "DOINK!" "2 OUT OF 3!" "LET ME DO THIS MY WAY, PINKY." "Chorus: * BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT *" "* KNEW IF HE TALKED THE TALK, HE'D HAVE TO WALK IT *" "*SO HE PUT A PEACH PIT IN JIM B.'S SHOE *" "* AND IN SEVERAL MONTHS, A PEACH TREE GREW *" "* BUT MEANWHILE, JIM B. LIMPED AWAY UNCOMFORTABLY *" "OH!" "AHH!" "OH!" "AAH!" "OH!" "OH, THAT HURTS!" "URGH!" "AAH!" "Brain, narrating:" "HE BARELY MADE IT TO THE EDGE OF TOWN" "WHEN HE FELL AND CRUSHED A WHOLE ROW OF BUILDINGS." "AAH!" "OOF." "Brain:" "AND TO THIS DAY," "THAT'S WHY APARTMENTS ARE CALLED FLATS" "IN SOME PARTS OF ENGLAND." "NOW, WE HAVE WON THE TOWN'S UNDYING AFFECTION, PINKY." "THEY WILL WORSHIP ME," "AND I SHALL BECOME THE GREATEST FOLK HERO OF THE WEST." "THAT GIANT SURE WAS MEAN," "BUT HE USED TO FIX US ALL" "A GIANT PANCAKE BREAKFAST" "WITH SYRUP AND ALL THE FIXINGSES EVERY MORNING." "HE DID?" "WELL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT" "IF I FIXED YOU A GIANT PEACH COBBLER?" "WELL, HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO TAKE?" "ACTUALLY, PEACH TREES DON'T REACH FRUIT-BEARING STAGE" "FOR ABOUT 3 YEARS," "BUT I'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING." "[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]" "Chorus: *BIG JOHNNY WHAT'S-HIS-NAME HAD TO KEEP FOLKS QUIET *" "* HE'D RUSTLE UP A MEAL AND GET THEM ALL TO TRY IT *" "* SO HE FOUND SOME OATS AND HE PUT 'EM IN A LAKE *" "* AND A PASSEL OF OATMEAL HE DID MAKE *" "* 'CAUSE FIBER IS A PART OF EVERY HEALTHY DIET *" "[ALL CHEER]" "THIS OATMEAL JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT" "COLD, MUDDY, AND FULL OF FISH!" "I LIKE TO THINK OF THEM AS BIG, SCALY RAISINS WITH HEADS." "THERE." "NOW THAT I'VE FED YOU," "WILL YOU WORSHIP ME AS A FOLK HERO?" "WELL, YOU DONE REAL GOOD," "'CEPT NOW THAT YOU USED UP THE LAKE," "WE DON'T GOT NO WATER TO DRINK." "BIG JIMMY FRUITHEAD COULD HAVE DRILLED A WELL" "JUST BY STICKIN' HIS FINGER INTO THE GROUND." "IF I BUILD YOU A WELL, THEN WILL YOU BE HAPPY" "AND WORSHIP ME AS A GREAT FOLK HERO?" "MAYBE SO, BUT, UH..." "BIG JIMMY FRUITHEAD ALSO USED TO CLEAN OUT OUR STABLES." "AND, UH, PAINT OUR HOUSES." "AND LEND US HUGE SUMS OF MONEY" "AT EXTREMELY REASONABLE INTEREST RATES." "NOW YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE." "COULD Y'ALL SHINE MY SHOES?" "WILL YOU BATHE ME?" "POIT!" "OH, BRAIN, THE LEAST WE CAN DO IS BATHE THEM." "WE'LL GO TO SOME OTHER TOWN," "WHERE YOU ONLY HAVE TO DO ONE OR 2 NOBLE DEEDS" "TO MERIT FOLK HERO STATUS." "COME ALONG, PINKY." "Brain, narrating:" "AND SO," "BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT" "AND HIS SIDEKICK," "LITTLE PIGGY FLEA PIE WAFFLE SHOE CLAMHEAD CHRIS MOSEYED ON," "A-PLANTING PEACH TREES AS THEY WENT." "SOON, THEY REACHED THE TOWN OF LOWER DIRTVILLE." "PINKY, THIS TOWN IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF RAMSHACKLE..." "DIRT AND STUFF." "ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" "UM, I THINK SO," "BIG BRAINY FISH FACE STOVEPIPE WIGGLE ROOM EILEEN," "BUT IF YOU GET ALONG, LITTLE DOGIE," "WOULDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT A DACHSHUND?" "LITTLE PIGGY FLEA PIE WAFFLE SHOE CLAMHEAD CHRIS," "WHAT IS MY NAME?" "WHY, IT'S BIG STINKY MILKMAID SANDS ABOUT" "BUBALOO FLYSWATTER HORSE-DRAWN TWINKLE TOE" "CRUMBCAKE MACRAME CHICKEN POT PIE." "[LAUGHS]" "OOF!" "CEASE!" "GOOD PEOPLE OF LOWER DIRTVILLE," "HEAR ME AND BE IN AWE." "I, BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT," "HAVE COME TO PERFORM HEROIC DEEDS" "THAT WILL EASE YOUR BRUTISH LIVES." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR LIVES?" "WELL, LOOK AT YOURSELVES." "DON'T YOU WANT HOUSES TO LIVE IN?" "WHO NEEDS HOUSES?" "WE'S GOT DIRT." "WELL, DON'T YOU WANT FRESH PEACHES TO EAT?" "HMM." "WHAT'S WRONG WITH EATING DIRT?" "IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY PAPPY," "AND HE LIVED TO THE RIPE OLD AGE OF 17." "STILL HAD 3 OF HIS ORIGINAL TEETH." "YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR FANCY CITY SLICKER FANCINESS" "AND ALL THAT FANCY TALK ABOUT THAT PRODUCE" "AND OTHER SUCH FANCY THINGS." "YEAH." "Y'ALL GET ON OUT OF HERE BEFORE WE TAR AND DIRT YOU." "OH, YEAH?" "WELL, MY FRIEND IS CLEAN," "AND YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST DIRTY AND COVERED WITH DIRT." "AND MY FRIEND IS GOING TO WAIT TILL YOU'RE ASLEEP" "AND MOCK YOU," "YOU DIRTY, DIRT-FILLED DIRTY PEOPLE OF DIRT." "NO!" "I WON'T, REALLY!" "OH, YOU KNOW YOU WILL, BRAIN." "Brain, narrating:" "AND WITH THAT," "THE PEOPLE OF LOWER DIRTVILLE PICKED UP" "BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT" "AND HURLED HIM INTO THE GRAND CANYON." "[SCREAMS]" "OOF!" "AND TO THIS DAY, THAT PLACE IS KNOWN AS..." "THE GRAND CANYON." "I GIVE UP, PINKY." "IS THERE NO PLACE IN THE OLD WEST" "WHERE THEY APPRECIATE A TRUE FOLK HERO?" "WHAT ABOUT FOLKHEROVILLE?" "DON'T BE SILLY, PINKY." "THERE'S NO SUCH PLACE AS" "FOLKHEROVILLE." "WE'VE STUMBLED UPON THE SPAWNING GROUND OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE!" "NO, LITTLE PINKY." "ALL THE FAMOUS FOLK HEROES OF THE WEST" "HAVE APPARENTLY SETTLED RIGHT HERE IN ONE TOWN." "NARF!" "WHAT AN INCREDIBLE STROKE OF CONTRIVANCE." "BE SILENT WHILE I SEEK OUT" "THE WISDOM OF THEIR EXPERIENCE." "GREETINGS, FOLK HEROES." "I, BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT," "HAVE COME TO LEARN FROM YOU" "THE SECRET OF BECOMING A LEGEND." "THE SECRET IS..." "DON'T BOTHER." "BUT PAUL BUNYAN," "YOU CHOPPED DOWN AN ENTIRE FOREST AND STRAIGHTENED A RIVER" "AND RECEIVED MUCH ACCLAIM." "YES." "THEN THEM TREE-HUGGING ENVIRONMENTALISTS" "SLAPPED ME WITH A LAWSUIT." "AND YOU, JOHN HENRY," "YOU BUILT THE RAILROADS WITH YOUR MIGHTY SLEDGEHAMMER." "YEAH." "THEN THEY WENT AND INVENTED THE AUTOMOBILE." "WHAT ABOUT YOU, DAVY CROCKETT?" "THEM ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS THREW PAINT" "ON MY COONSKIN CAP." "WELL, I SUPPOSE WE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL" "THAT WE'VE GOTTEN OUT OF THE FOLK HERO GAME" "RELATIVELY UNSCATHED BY THIS SORT OF HARASSMENT." "Bunyan:" "NOT FOR LONG!" "YES!" "WE ARE A-SUING YOU FOR PLAGIARIZING PARTS OF OUR NAMES." "GET HIM!" "YEAH!" "Chorus: * BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT *" "* HIGHTAILED IT OUT OF THE WEST JUST LIKE A ROCKET *" "* OH, HE DIDN'T MAKE A MARK AND HE DIDN'T FIND FAME *" "* AND HE DIDN'T GET TO KEEP HIS NAME *" "* HE EVEN HAD TO TAKE HIS LAST PEACH PIT AND HOCK IT *" "[PINKY SOBS]" "THAT'S A SAD AND DEPRESSING STORY, BRAIN." "THE TROUBLE WITH COMPUTERS" "IS THAT THEY'RE JUST TOO BLASTED LOGICAL." "I MUST REPROGRAM IT IN TIME FOR TOMORROW NIGHT." "WHY?" "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT," "BIG CRABBY SEE-SAW KWANZAA HOT MUTTON CHOP ZEKE?" "WORK ON LEARNING EACH OTHER'S NAMES," "AND THEN," "TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" "* THEY'RE DINKY, THEY'RE PINKY AND *" "* BIG JOHNNY BRAIN JONES PEACHPIT BILL BOONE CROCKETT *" "Brain:" "IT'S VERY..." "DARK." "EXTREMELY DARK." "I AM ALONE..." "COMPLETELY ALONE." "Pinky:" "NARF!" "SO AM I!" "PINKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?" "I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE LONELY, BRAIN." "THAT IS PRECISELY THE POINT OF A SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK, PINKY." "I NEED TO BE COMPLETELY ISOLATED" "SO I CAN GATHER MY THOUGHTS." "OH, YAY!" "YOU CAN GATHER UP YOUR THOUGHTS IN A BIG BASKET" "AND SKIP MERRILY DOWN THE STREET!" "* LA-LA, LA, LA, LA-LA *" "AS I WAS SAYING, I NEED TO BE ALONE." "OH, NO, BRAIN." "WAIT!" "DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED" "THE FIRST TIME YOU WERE IN THERE?" "YES, PINKY." "THIS TANK WAS RESPONSIBLE" "FOR INSPIRING AND FOMENTING" "MY ENTIRE REASON FOR BEING." "UM, IS THAT A BIG WORDY-WORD WAY OF SAYING" "IT REALLY, REALLY MESSED THINGS UP?" "NO, PINKY." "IT WAS MEETING YOU THAT REALLY, REALLY MESSED THINGS UP." "I REMEMBER THE WHOLE THING VERY CLEARLY." "I WAS A MOUSE-- A MOUSE LIKE ANY OTHER." "I WANTED ONLY TO NIBBLE, TO SCRATCH," "TO FILL MY POUCH WITH PELLETS." "LIFE WAS SIMPLE, UNCOMPLICATED..." "FOR A TIME." "AND THEN?" "ALL RIGHT." "THIS IS DAY ONE." "ACME LABS, EXPERIMENT 419-GJ-528/51-B." "OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PROJECT B.R.A.I.N." "I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT." "PURPOSE OF EXPERIMENT" "TO CEREBRALLY ENHANCE 2 SIMPLE MAMMALIAN SUBJECTS" "THROUGH CELLULAR MANIPULATION AND BIOGENETIC ALTERATION." "SUBJECT "A" WAS CHOSEN DUE TO ITS UNUSUALLY LARGE CRANIAL CAPACITY," "DESPITE ITS ILL TEMPER." "OW!" "SUBJECT "B" WAS SELECTED FOR ITS UNUSUAL ENERGETIC BEHAVIOR" "AND ITS LOWER-THAN-AVERAGE PERFORMANCE" "IN ROUTINE INTELLIGENCE TESTS." "SUBJECTS WERE SUBJECTED TO INTENSE RADIATION" "IN THE BIOGENETIC ENHANCER" "AND OBSERVED FOR SEVERAL HOURS." "NO SIGNIFICANT CHANGES NOTED..." "THOUGH SUBJECT "A" DID SEEM TO BE EVEN MORE ILL-TEMPERED." "OWIE!" "AND SUBJECT "B" ACTUALLY APPEARS TO BE" "LESS INTELLIGENT, IF THAT'S POSSIBLE." "[YAWNS]" "WELL, THAT'S IT FOR TODAY." "LOOKS LIKE THE EXPERIMENT IS A BUST." "GOING BOWLING?" "NEVER MISS IT." "Pinky:" "NARF!" "DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?" "I SAID, "I NEVER MISS IT."" "NO, I MEANT" "OH, NEVER MIND." "I THOUGHT THEY'D NEVER LEAVE." "LOOK AT THESE RIDICULOUS CALCULATIONS." "BIOLOGICAL RECOMBINANT ALGORITHMIC INTELLIGENCE NEXUS, INDEED." "WHY, THEY HAVE LESS INTELLIGENCE IN THEIR COLLECTIVE BRAINS" "THAN I HAVE IN MY-- IN MY..." "PINKY!" "YES?" "WHAT?" "YOU CALLED MY NAME, PINKY." "I DID?" "TELL ME--JUST FOR CURIOSITY'S SAKE" "HOW, EXACTLY, DO YOU KNOW THAT THAT'S YOUR NAME?" "UM, WELL, I ANSWERED, DIDN'T I?" "NARF!" "[LAUGHS] OH, THAT WAS FUN, FUN, FUN!" "OK." "LET ME GUESS YOUR NAME." "IS IT..." "RUMPELFROWNFACE?" "DON'T BE RIDICULOUS." "WE CAN'T NAME OURSELVES." "WE DON'T HAVE THE REQUISITE CEREBRAL CAPA" "WAIT JUST A MOMENT." "YES!" "I AM ACTUALLY SPEAKING," "VERBALIZING PREVIOUSLY PRIMITIVE INSTINCTUAL RESPONSES!" "WELL, THERE YOU GO, THEN." "POIT!" "PROJECT B.R.A.I.N." "IT WAS A SUCCESS." "I AM A MIND" "A BRAIN!" "I AM THE BRAIN!" "[BUZZING AND BEEPING]" "THERE." "I HAVE ABSORBED ALL THE KNOWLEDGE IN THIS COMPUTER DATABASE." "OOH!" "THAT WOULD MAKE YOU" "EXTREMELY ABSORBENT!" "I'VE LEARNED SOMETHING, PINKY." "THIS POOR PLANET IS RULED BY A SPECIES OF DROOLING BIPEDS." "I SHALL PROVE MY BRILLIANCE TO THEM," "AND THEY WILL, NATURALLY, APPOINT ME" "TO SOME PRESTIGIOUS POSITION IN THEIR HIERARCHY." "THE ELECTRODES, PINKY." "RIGHT AWAY, BRAIN." "[GRUNTS]" "PERHAPS THEY WILL MAKE ME CHAIRMAN OF THE" "AAH!" "OOF!" "I'VE GOT IT, BRAIN." "YOUR NEW NAME CAN BE RUMPELSIZZLEHEAD, OK?" "[GROANS]" "YOU'LL GET BACK TO ME ON THAT, THEN?" "PROGRESS REPORT-- PROJECT B.R.A.I.N., DAY 2." "SUBJECT "B" HAS FINALLY SHOWN" "SOME INCREASED MENTAL ACTIVITY." "NARF!" "NARF!" "NARF!" "WHILE THE TREATMENT SEEMS TO HAVE HAD" "A REVERSE EFFECT ON SUBJECT "A."" "[MUMBLING]" "WELL, THAT'S GREAT." "WE'VE GOT A FUNDING REVIEW TOMORROW," "AND ALL WE CAN SHOW AFTER $2 MILLION" "IS A MOUSE THAT SAYS "NARF"" "AND A LITTLE FAT STUPID MOUSE THAT DROOLS." "YOU HAVE TO ADMIT, THOUGH, THAT NO ONE HAS EVER PRODUCED" "A MOUSE THAT SAYS MORE THAN "NARF."" "YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT, TOBY." "WE'LL HAVE TO PRESENT THIS GUY TO THE COMMITTEE" "AND HOPE FOR THE BEST." "WHAT WILL I DO WITH LITTLE STUPID HERE?" "OH, LET HIM KEEP THE OTHER ONE COMPANY." "I MEAN, WHAT ELSE IS HE GOOD FOR?" "WHERE AM I?" "WHAT HAPPENED?" "WELL, I SAID, "NARF,"" "AND THE SCIENTISTS GOT ALL HAPPY." "AND YOU WERE HAPPY, TOO, BRAIN." "YOU JUST DROOLED AND SMILED." "I REMEMBER NOW." "THIS IS A DISASTER, PINKY." "I HAD A CHANCE TO SHOW THEM MY INTELLECTUAL PROWESS," "AND I WAS A ZOMBIE." "I MUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO CONVINCE THESE SCIENTISTS" "THAT I AM WORTHY OF A LEADERSHIP POSITION." "WELL, JUST SAY, "NARF"!" "OH, THEY LIKE THAT." "NARF." "NARF!" "[LAUGHS]" "NARF!" "[LAUGHS]" "[GROWLS]" "I CAN'T CONCENTRATE WITH ALL THIS WITLESS BLATHERING." "A BRIEF STINT IN THIS SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK" "SHOULD PROVIDE ME WITH THE QUIET I NEED" "TO FORMULATE A PLAN TO IMPRESS THEM." "Brain:" "PINKY." "[KNOCKS]" "I'M READY TO COME OUT." "PINKY!" "HELLO?" "[SNORING]" "NARF!" "NARF!" "NARF!" "NARF?" "THIS IS WHAT ALL THIS EQUIPMENT" "AND $3 MILLION PRODUCED" "A MOUSE THAT CAN SAY "NARF"?" "WE'RE ALMOST CERTAIN THAT WE CAN PRODUCE A POLYSYLLABIC MOUSE" "WITHIN THE NEXT 10-12 YEARS, SIR." "TOPS!" "WHAT ABOUT THAT OTHER ONE?" "OH, UH, HE, UH" "HE SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN LOST." "NARF!" "WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?" "HE WAS LOCKED IN THE SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK." "HMM!" "I WONDER WHAT EFFECT THAT HAD ON HIM." "OW!" "THAT'S IT!" "ALL FUNDING FOR PROJECT B.R.A.I.N. IS HEREBY CUT OFF." "YOU TWO ARE BEING REASSIGNED TO PROJECT F.L.E.E.M." "WHAT'S THAT?" "WE DON'T KNOW YET." "WE JUST HAVE THE INITIALS." "Toby:" "OH." "I THOUGHT THAT WAS HOW THAT WORKED." "I FAILED, PINKY." "THE SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK" "CAUSED ME TO TEMPORARILY REVERT TO MY PRIMITIVE STATE." "I'LL FIND SOME WAY TO SHOW THEM" "THAT I'M NOT TO BE INCLUDED" "IN THIS MENAGERIE OF FAILURE." "ONE DAY, THEY WILL ALL APPRECIATE MY GENIUS." "WOULDN'T IT BE LOVELY IF YOU RULED THE WORLD, BRAIN?" "THEN YOU COULD MAKE EVERYONE WEAR VERY SHINY PANTS, AND" "DON'T BE ABSURD, PINKY." "HOW COULD I" "WAIT A MOMENT." "THAT'S IT." "PINKY, ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?" "I THINK SO, BRAIN," "BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE TO KNOW" "WHAT PONDERING IS, WOULDN'T I?" "SO YOU SEE, IT WASN'T SUCH A DISASTER," "FOR FROM THAT MOMENT," "I KNEW WHAT I MUST DO WITH MY LIFE." "WHAT'S THAT, BRAIN?" "WHY, THE VERY THING WE'VE BEEN DOING" "EVERY NIGHT SINCE, PINKY" "TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD." "WHOA!" "[SPLASHES]" "* THEY'RE DINKY *" "* THEY'RE PINKY AND THE BRAIN *" "* BRAIN, BRAIN, BRAIN *" "* BRAIN *" "Brain:" "PINKY!" "[BANGS]" "LET ME OUT OF HERE!"