""Here I come."" ""I'm a showman."" ""I've brought a series of motion pictures with me."" ""Each story is a newone, a sweet one."" ""Each tale is a piece of magic of cinema."" ""Here I come."" ""I'm a showman."" ""I've brought a bouquet of narrations, some sweet and some not sweet."" ""How did this magic come to rule everyone's life?"" ""Each tale is a piece of magic of cinema."" ""Take 10, take 20 and then some more."" ""till you make 100, a perfect score."" ""100 is howoId it is."" ""This player hasn't aged."" ""Take 10, take 20 and then some more."" ""till you make 100, a perfect score."" ""100 is howoId it is."" ""This player hasn't aged."" ""These tales are..."" ""Pretty Awesome."" ""There's happiness and sadness..."" ""In different proportions."" ""In different proportions."" ""Take 10, take 20 and then some more."" ""till you make 100, a perfect score."" ""100 is howoId it is."" ""This player hasn't aged."" "Avi!" "What are you doing here?" "What happened?" "!" "Avi, wait!" "Your dad's asleep." "Avi!" "Get up!" "I'm not a eunuch!" "I'm a homosexual!" "You do knowthe difference, right?" "You are a professor!" "It's neither wrong to be a eunuch, norto be homosexual!" "The only thing wrong is a person like you!" "Did you hear me!" "Someone like you!" "Get up!" ""It's a strange tale.."" ""Where does it begin, Where does it end?"" ""Where do these destinations lie?"" ""Neither could he understand, nor could I."" ""It's a strange tale.."" ""Where does it begin, Where does it end?"" ""Where do these destinations lie?"" ""Neither could he understand, nor could I."" ""My best wishes are with you."" ""Foryou are now an apple of someone's eye."" ""My best wishes are with you."" ""Foryou are now an apple of someone's eye."" ""You have come so close to someone..."" ""That you've distanced yourself from everyone else."" ""It's a strange tale.."" "See you later?" ""Where does it begin, Where does it end?"" ""Where do these destinations lie?"" ""Neither could he understand, nor could I."" ""It's a strange tale.."" "Good morning, ma'am." " Morning." "Good morning, ma'am." "I needed to discuss some papers with you." "Just give me 2 minutes." "Hi." "A wedding necklace around the neck .and a hint ofIust in the eyes." "Excuse me?" "Who are you?" "A newintern." "Temporary." "For 3 months." "But I'II get a permanent job if you recommend me." "Let's see if you last that long." "Trust me, I last very long." "By the way, aren't you an associate editor?" "Don't you have a cabin or something here?" "I feel suffocated behind closed doors." "Do you have a problem with that?" " Not at all." "And the viewfrom here is great as well." "Quite hot, huh?" "I, too, Iike GoId-Gym trained types." "Rough, tough, puff." "Enough." "I'm gay, by the way." "What is this, madam?" "!" "Such a flat reaction?" "I deserve an overreaction overthis statement." "Why?" "You arejust a gay, not a terrorist." "You should tell that to my dad." "He would've spared me ifI was Kasab." "He wants to hang me as I am gay." "I don't blame him." "I, too, want to do the same." "well..." "Sorry." "I want to impress you." "That's Why I am going a little overboard." "I don't get impressed so quickly." "No stress." "I've got 3 months." "What's your name?" "Avinash." "Avinash What?" "What's lies in this "What", ma'am?" "It's this "What" that has screwed me up." "Just plain and simple Avinash." "Right." "Can we work now?" "." " Yeah, sure." "Hurry up, guys." "We've to meet the deadline." "Amrita, c'mon." "Hurry up." "We have to lock in 5." "Gayatri." " Yes?" "What is this?" "Stars first spread the rumours then deny it." "We, too, publish a lie and then we write..." ""Remained unavailable for comment."" "It takes two to tango." "NowIet me work." " Okay." "Amrita..." "Sauce?" "You want some... breadsticks?" "No." "You know..." "I always wanted to know..." "How do you come to knowif someone is gay?" "simple" "Go and ask, "Are you a Shridevi fan or a Madhuri fan?"" "Ifhe's a Shridevi fan then he is definitely gay." "She's high cam, dude." "AII gay men love her." "Wow." "What analysis!" "There's always an answer for everything in bollywood." "If the canvas looks lovely, I'm going for it." "Avi..." "Have you met RahuI?" "He's from our marketing team." "Hi." " Hey, dude." "By the way, big Shridevi fan." "I Iove the "wild Winds" song." "Excuse me." "Shridevi, huh?" "Love her." "Coffee?" "black with two sugars." "Huh?" "Okay, no sugar." "Go!" "please!" "Okay." "Hey." " I think we'II do this." "Hmm?" " hello." "Present?" "Fifty shades of grey." "I've been avoiding it." "It'sjust cheap porn literature." "Means you'II read it for sure." "Of course." "Why are you in such a hurry?" "I'm going to catch a movie." "MAMI festival." "I'm giving myself a treat." "It's my birthday." "It's your birthday!" "Why didn't you tell me?" "!" "What's there to tell?" "It's like any other day." "Who are you going with?" "Me and my loneliness." "I've bought a ticket for it as well." "Nonsense." "You're coming overto my place for dinner." "No, Gayatri." "Why be formal?" "It's not a big deal." "It's a very big deal." "You're coming to my house, tonight." "No excuses." "This is final." "Gayatri, listen to me." " Otherwise, I'II reject it." "You'II be ready by 9?" "Yup." "Move." "Wow." "smells good." "Thank God, I made a little extra." "Foryour surprise guest." "By the way What's her name?" "His name is Avinash." "You invited a guy for dinner?" "Why?" "jealous?" "You have this emotion in you as well?" "I thought you buried it in your childhood." "seriously." "Who is he?" "He's works with me in my office." "He's mad." "He's gay." "He's gay?" "Okay." "So this is the overreaction he was talking about." "Who?" "Thank you." "So you work for CN TV?" "." "Who do you do?" "He works as a..." " I'm a political analyst and a newsreader." "Newsreader!" "I always wanted to meet one." "Why?" "To ask What's the challenge in telling about someone's death?" "And it must be very challenging to write about the meaningless life of bollywood stars, right?" "By the way, you are talking about my profession." "I'm offended." "We've already talked about it, Gayatri." "Two years ago." " Oh wow." "I think you guys are going to fight." "That's good." "It's said that the make-up sex is the best." "Make-up sex!" "Today is his birthday!" "Happy birthday!" "Happy birthday." "Thank you." "But Why aren't you looking at me?" "I am." " You still aren't." "I'm gay, but I don't bite." "unless, someone wants me to." "OverfamiIiarity." "It's notjust his but the problem ofhis generation." "OverfamiIiarity." "I don't belong to my generation." "What do you mean?" "I Iike everything big." "Big people." "Big talks." "old memories." "old songs." "old songs?" "Dev loves old Hindi film music." "Me too." "What music, man!" ""Come to me."" "My all time favorite." ""Come to me." Madan Mohan, 1964." "Yeah, Madan Mohan, man." "What great music he used to create." "He was the most underrated composer." "The more you praise him the less it is." "True." "Dev, Why don't you take him to your special room?" "Why just special, I'm ready to go into any room." "Just shut up!" "He's my husband." " True." ""Come to me."" ""For we might never get such a night again."" " Oh, my God." "Wow." "What a room, Boss!" "It's even betterthan sex!" "You've got used to crossing the limits." "It's nowmy profession." "You spend a Iot of time in this room." "Right?" "Yes." "Me and my loneliness." "To listen to music in solitude?" "What's the story behind it?" "Music changes the way you think." "And sometimes doesn't even give you time to think." "May I?" "Jagjit Singh." ""Come closer..."" ""For I might not come to you again."" "You are smiling a Iot." "What's the sorrow that you're hiding?" ""Embrace me..."" "By the way, this was a question." ""Forthere might never be such affection in the eyes again."" "Gayatri." " Yes?" "I wanted to talk to you in private." "Just keep trying." "I'II be back in 5." "Hmm?" "Yeah, tell me." "Howoften do you have sex with your husband?" "What?" "Are you mad?" "I'm not going to discuss my sex life with you in front of everyone." "tell me." "It's very important for me." "tell me, please." "What pleasure will you gain from it?" "SeIf-pIeasure?" "Oh, God." " Now don't be a prude." "You come here everyday dressed to kill." "NowWhy you are acting like a virgin." "And yes, if you don't give me the numbers, I'II ask for details." "Once ortwice." " In a week?" "Not bad!" "In a month." "Sometimes, even longer." " That's all?" "Look, sex is over.." "Sex is overrated, okay?" "Many years after marriage, it happens only sometimes." "And love?" "Dev." "Yes, Dev?" "Yeah, I'm going to be late from work." "Yeah, I'm going to mom's house." "Yeah, I'II see you." "Okay." "Love you." "Bye." "I'II have to see you later." " Yeah." "Hi." "Hi." "Gayatri isn't at home." " I know." "I came here to give you this CD." "Rafi's rare recordings." "You'II like them." "Thank you." "cool." "You want to come in or..." " Oh no." "You want to come out?" "What?" "You want to come out?" "Where?" "Just come with me." "Trust me, you'II not regret it." "Come." "But Where?" "Where are you taking us?" "Just come with me." "Hurry up." " No, Iet's go back." "Come." "Come." "Come." "Come." "Hurry up." "Hurry up now." "Just come." "Hey, Where's Savitri?" "I don't know." "Try there." "Savitri!" "Savitri..." "Here you are." "Look, I've brought a big shot with me." "will you sing for us?" "Get lost!" "I won't." "please." " She doesn't want to sing." "Let's go." "Dev, please." "One second." "please." " I'II charge." "Yes, of course." "He has a Iot of money." "He'II pay." "Start on the count of four." "One..." "Two..." "Three..." "Four." ""Come to me."" ""For we might never get such a night again."" ""For we might never meet again."" ""Come to me."" ""For we might never get such a night again."" ""For we might never meet again."" ""Come to me."" ""To me."" "Pay up." "Don't encourage this." "What will you do with the money?" "I'II feed my siblings." "Are you lying?" "No, sir." "I don't lie." "It's bad to lie." ""We are fortunate to get this moment."" ""Look at me all you want by getting close to me."" ""Foryou might never have this pleasure again."" ""For we might never meet again."" ""Come to me."" ""To me."" "I don't knowWhat happened to Dev last night." "He was in such a great mood." "He was very happy." "He didn't tell you Why?" "No." "And, then we..." "We...?" "You guys had sex last night?" "Yeah." "And it was great!" "What happened?" "Nothing." "Just not feeling well." "I'II see you later." "Are you okay?" " Yeah." "So, we are going to telecast..." " Someone is here to meet you." "There's someone waiting." "Later." "I'II get back to you later." "Okay." "Sorry." "Hi." "AII okay?" " Yeah." "What are you doing here?" "Nothing." "Wasjust in the area." "So I thought..." "Your office is an hour away." "What do you mean, "In the area?"" "Yeah, you got me." "I'm here to meet you." "Why?" "Just." "I felt like it." "I'm recording." " Yeah, but it's lunch time." "Subway's right around the corner." "Quick bite, maybe?" "No!" "I'm working!" "Recording can take place after half an hour." "Are you crazy?" "!" "I'm working!" "You'II have to go!" "place the mike." "Can't you give me half an hour?" "Just leave!" "Okay." "I'II say bye and leave." " Bye." "place the mike." "You want to hit me?" "Just leave!" "Hit me, I find it sexy." "Just leave." "Come on, Dev." "Just leave me!" " You..." "Someone stop them!" "Security!" "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir!" " call the security!" "Sir!" "please control, sir!" "Sir!" "Security is coming." "Sir!" "Let it be, sir!" "Throwhim out!" "This man should never enterthis building again!" "please calm down sir!" "Sir." "please, sir!" "please, sir!" "relax." "'You are a eunuch!" "A bloody eunuch!" "'" "'I wonder if you are my child!" "'" "'Look at me!" "I'm a man!" "A man!" "'" "'I'm a man!" "I can never give birth to a eunuch like you!" "'" "'Listen, if you want to do such a dirty deed then get out!" "'" "'Get out of my house!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "'" "'Don't showme your face again!" "Out!" "'" "I'm sorry." "Just go." "I'm really sorry." "I got your address you're your office." "I just wanted to come and apologise." "Just..." "Just go!" "Just go!" "Hey, you are hurt, man." "Can youjust go?" "please!" "Just go!" "I'II apply something on it." "please." "Do you have something?" "Can youjust go?" " Can I help you..." "I'm sorry." "Are you okay?" "No." "I'm..." "I'm sad." "Get the hell out ofhere, you bloody lunatic!" "Get the hell out ofhere!" "We have to take this up with the management." "This is serious." "They arejust not listening..." " Gayatri..." "Hi." "What happened to yourface?" "Are you okay?" "I'mjust coming, okay?" "Just give me a minute." "Oh, God." "So I..." " Your husband kissed me last night." "You are mad!" "Just give me a minute." "I'm coming." "Yeah." "So, What was I saying?" "Yes." "So, Who is going to meet the management?" "Gayatri..." "Gayatri!" "Gayatri, listen to me!" "I heard you." "Hey." "Howwas your day?" "I always thought..." "That I am doing something wrong." "That something is wrong with me." "And hence we..." "But..." "The problem laid in you." "AII these years..." "AII I did was..." "live a lie." "I just hate lies." "I feel happy now." "I feel free." ""My best wishes are with you."" "It's over." ""Foryou are now an apple of someone's eye."" ""Foryou are now an apple of someone's eye."" ""Foryou are now an apple of someone's eye."" ""You have come so close to someone..."" ""That you've distanced yourself from everyone else."" ""It's a strange tale.."" ""Where does it begin, Where does it end?"" ""Where do these destinations lie?"" ""Neither could he understand, nor could I."" ""It's a strange tale.."" "Pay up, sir." "I don't have any money." "You are lying." "It's bad to lie, right?" ""It's a strange tale.."" "The neighbouryeIIed at me again" "About?" "AnjaIi ate up the batterfor her son's fries" "Her son slept hungry" "Stop treating her like a film star, she said" "walks in anywhere, eats everything!" "And her?" "Fever's still running" "AnjaIi!" "My babykins likes fries?" "See you mom" "Don't call it a chicken." "Mia!" "No, an Amy!" "Emu." "AnjaIi" "Purandar, make me an omelette offher egg" "You should know..." "By rights you need two forthat" "Two?" "You bought ten!" "Two hundred bucks profit an egg!" "Four grand a day!" "How did they all die?" "Business has its ups and downs" "How come your business never looks up?" "Hurry up now" "Think we have time to kill?" "Wasn't that tomorrow?" "." "Tomorrow's today" "Don't be late." "They'II expect you" "Who cares?" "It's all fixed from before" "Of course." "I've fixed it" "They'II never say no to you" "Just like me" "Tonight I'II tell you a Hrithik story!" "Promise" "Heard that" "Thrice" "What about the Shahrukh one?" "Heard that too" "Need to see a film to tell a new story!" "It's not the story." "You don't like me anymore" "Purandar, coming forthe program tonight?" " Yeah, yeah" "You want the Jobs page?" "I am a businessman!" "Why do I need ajob?" "Is there a Story page?" "Something fresh?" "Aren't you behind?" "Behind?" "Aren't you late?" "They said they needed a security guard" "They did" "They waited" "Then took someone" "Who?" "What do I Iook like to you?" "Congrats!" "It's a goodjob" "A bit boring, but it suits you" "Gotta stand like a zombie all day." "But it's good" "well done" "Howmuch?" "It's mine" "Not for sale" "They're shooting a film" "With Ranbir Kapoor" "Go stare" "Don't you want to?" "He's too subtle for me" "Get out of my sun" "Ranbir'sjust taII that's all!" "What's so star-Iike about that?" "You think you're better?" "I would be ifI had his family and connections" "You don't have a role in there, right?" "Just here to keep us off?" "." "Everyone has a role here" "KunaI!" "The collision guy is not working!" "We need a newone now." "You're from Satara, right?" "Yes" "Get me someone from the crowd!" "My wife's from SangIi" "I can tell Where you come from by the way you speak" "Not the Extras!" "From the real onlookers!" "What's the title?" " Bad Attitude 2." "Worth a billion" "Natasha get the collision guy from the onlookers!" "Expensive film to make" "Expensive to watch too" "What's the story?" "It's a big story" "No." "The little one." "Move!" "will you act?" "Can you act?" "please act!" "Your name?" "It's a small scene." "Over in minutes" "With the Hero." "Up for it?" "What do I have to do?" "I'II explain" "Don't let him go." "call Costumes" "You stay!" "You ready?" " Of course he is!" "You're the one!" "Don't forget to sign my fanbook" "Step over" "No one bothers the artiste this side of the rope" "So, you walk this way." "The Hero walks this way" "On my mark, you bump into him" "Bump?" "Then you walk on" "Is it right to bump the Hero?" "Right is What I tell you to do" "Artist ready!" "call Ranbir!" "Don't encourage him" "My lines?" "What?" "IfI get my lines I couId practice them well and..." "Lines?" "Ma'm, Ranbir will take ten minutes" "Right, your lines..." "english?" "Hindi?" "Marathi?" "Ok foryou?" "There you go" "Practice away" "Here?" "You want a trailer now?" "." "It's quiet nearthe costume truck" ""AII the world is a stage my friend!"" ""And.."" ""And we're but puppets..."" ""Go get a confession from the man..."" ""..." "Who carved THIS on my arm!"" ""I have..."" ""... an appointment with death!"" ""And my name..."" ""My name..."" ""Friends!" "villagers!" "FeIIowIovers!"" ""I'm only doing What Shirin did for Farhaad..."" "What Romeo did forJuIiet!" ""Hey!"" "Line too short foryou?" "speechless in a speaking part?" "Teacher?" "'Tis a lie that I Iove life more than your love but your lie beIies me the love I Iove more than life!" "Wanted something like that?" "Aren't you dead?" "Look Who's talking" "Showme the line" "It's nothing." "Waste of time" "Knowyour problem?" "If the line were longer you'd complain it's too long" "Why do you always taunt me?" "Go." "This is not foryou" "What's wrong with me?" "This needs work" "Not your cup of tea" "This is" "Why can't I?" "I was your understudy forthree years" "Stood in foryou in SangIi When you had the Stroke" "Did King of the Stage for a whole week!" ""A shelter!" "A roof!"" "A roof!" "A shelter!" "Forthe King of the Stage!" "That was ME not you!" "Everyone sawthat broken old actor was me!" "A young ingenue" "The applause wouldn't stop" "Why can't I do this two bit part?" "Because you love gifts" "Happy newyear!" "Here's the State Award!" "Merry Christmas!" "Here's the lead part!" "Teacher's had a stroke, here's King of the Stage!" "You don't like earning it." "You love getting gifts" "What did I get?" "I asked forthe lead after SangIi" "Did you give that?" "will you gift me yourfather's pension?" "will you?" "Your social Security?" "What?" "You play it safe" "Ajob here." "A business there." "Theatre When it suits you" "And those Whojumped in blindfolded, risking all" "Why should I gift you What's theirs by right?" "You wouldn't preach so if your father was laid offby the mill" "The mill closed down for all theirfathers too!" "They're waiting" "Go and tell them "No"" "By the way, Why's your character saying "Hey!"?" "I bump in to the Hero and.." "Frig the bump!" "What happened before the bump?" "What after it?" "Are you saying it with your eyes?" "Your gut?" "Your heart?" "Which "Hey" is it?" "Sorry" "I forgot, you're not doing it" "I Iive here these days" "She asked foryou twice." "Shot's ready" "You gave us a scare." "Come" "What's up?" "Stage fright?" "The bump won't work" "Why?" "I can see the Hero from miles away" "Why should we collide?" "Natasha Where's the collision man?" "You have a newspaper?" "I read and walk." "We bump." "I say my line and..." "Think this is ajoke?" "Ma'am he wants a newspaper!" "Good idea!" "The Trumpet or The Front." "Not The Times" "The glasses were a nice touch" "Ever acted before?" "Say something." "What?" "Where's the hero?" "On his way." "There he is!" "Ranbir's on set!" "That's him?" "Straight that way." "After action." "Not before it" "Break a leg" "Cut!" "Ranbiryou wanna lose that cap?" "You started really well!" "We'II try it again" "Cut!" "Focus!" "Get that clown out of there" "Are we done?" "Got to do it again" "Who did he call a clown?" "He thinks he's funny." "Never mind" "Hey!" "Cut!" "Why did you stop?" "You should have walked on!" "Got it." "Perfect." "Moving on" "It was good!" "You were good!" "Even the big guys need seven takes to get it right" "You nailed it the first time!" "Your number." "If there's something again..." "Stay here." "I'II get your money" "knowwhat yourfather did today?" "Because I'm beautiful, I'II be Miss India." "And I'II send every single child to school." "When I growup I'II be ajockey... because I Iike horses and I Iike speed." "I want to be a veterinarian... and build a big home for all the street dogs." "I'II be an astronaut... because there is no gravity in outer space and I want to fly." "I want to be a tennis player..." "I want to represent India... and appear on TV." "Spiderman!" "I can climb anywhere andjump from anywhere." "And nothing will happen to me." "I'II be a lawyer..." "I Iike helping people." "Moreover, I never lose an argument." "I'II become a cop." "I'II catch the thieves and I'II get a bike." "Businessman." "I want to run my dad's factory." "And make lots of money." "I want to play football..." "I don't know..." "I don't like anything else." "Haider!" "Out!" "Vicky!" "Let's go!" "Sir, not Haider, please!" "Sir, we need him." "This one will score forthe otherteam." "See..." "ronaldo." "Forget this game, we've lost." "Go!" "Pass here..." "Don't crowd around Sid." "Spread out and play." "Pass the ball." "Focus Vicky, don't be scared." "Come on... pass..." "Come on, Vicky, win that ball." "Come on... move..." "Sid... move!" "Who are you passing to?" "Make room." "Vicky, go forthe ball." "Come on, Vicky." "Come on... run..." "Run!" "Vicky, move!" "Tomorrowyou start training." "Three times a week... ok?" "I don't want to Iearn football." "Vicky..." "What you want doesn't matter." "What matters is What's good foryou." "football will make you tough." "Dad, my class is going on a field trip to Badami Caves." "Good." "We need to pay Rs 2000 for it." "Kavya, I just paid Rs 3000 for Vicky's coaching." "You go next year." "But my classmates are going now." "Forget your class, I will take you to Badami Caves." "But they are so ancient." "What if they faII by next year?" "AII boys play football... you will also have fun." "But I don't want to play." "Enough now." "If your dad wants you to Iearn football... that's What you will do." "After all, he's asking you to play... not scale a mountain!" "But I hate it." "goal, goal, goal!" "I don't want to shoot a goal." "You want to see the movie?" "You want to eat in a restaurant?" "Then stop this drama." "If yourfather gets upset... no movie and no dinner!" "If you want to come, get dressed... and aIIowme to get ready." "Come on!" "Hi..." "Vicky..." "Gaurav's here." "They are going to play cricket." "tell him I'm not coming." "Can we get his bat?" "They want your bat." "It's underthe couch!" "Vicky..." "What are you doing?" "Show..." "What are you wearing?" "Look at this crazy boy!" "Is this ajoke?" "You find this funny?" "He is only a child." "That's your lipstick he's wearing." "What are you'II turning him into?" "Dad..." " You shut up!" "Isn't he in your clothes?" "Did you make him wearthis?" "Do you have any sense?" "He is your brother." "And you..." "What are you?" "What are you turning into?" "What is your plan?" "What will you be When you growup?" "Do you have an answer?" "Idiot." "IfI ever see you Iike this again..." "I'II break every bone in your body." "Stop this music." "You have turned this house into a multiplex." "Heads are stuffed with filmy crap." "Hurry now, go change." "Do you knowWhy dad was so angry?" "Vicky, please talk." "I shouldn't have touched mom's things." "I think he was angry because... you were dressed like a girl." "So?" "So means?" "What's wrong in being a girl?" "But, honestly I think destiny has a Iot to do with it." "and..." "I really feel I've been very blessed... that I've had such amazing support from the audience and from my fans." "Fans and audience came much later." "But technically, you're a miracle story." "Think about it, on paper... you're a failure." "You should've failed." "Think about it... a girl from england Who doesn't know anyone in the film industry... and can't speak a word of Hindi... and What, 5-6 years later... you've done 30 films and 26-27 are superhits." "I mean, how..." "What's the secret?" "I just followed my dream." "There you have it people... foIIowyour dreams." "Katrina's simple formula to success." "Nothing is that simple." "But if you have the will... you will only do What your heart says." "Yeah, but the world is not a kind place." "I mean, how did you get people to take you seriously?" "Didn't people discourage you, mock you?" "That's Why... sometimes you have to hide your dream." "What do you mean?" "I mean, people don't always understand you." "So they will discourage you." "But you knowwhat your dream is." "So you have to keep it alive." "You have to nurture it." "You have to protect it." "And anyway, you don't have to share everything with the world?" "There's a right time for everything." "You know... you can do anything you want!" "You can be Who everyou want to be." "FoIIowyour heart... forthere is magic in your dreams." "Magic." "If you believe them... they will come true." "Just believe it will happen... and no one can stop you." "What are you doing?" "Get off." "What were you doing?" "I knowwhat I want to be When I growup." "What?" "sheila." "What's that?" "Dancer." "Like SheiIa." "I Iove dance." "She herself spoke to me last night." "Who?" "sheila." "Katrina Kaif?" "." "You'II be late..." "What's this?" "Vicky..." "I put that up." "I Iove Katrina Kaif." "You people..." "Take that off." "Don't tell dad about this dance stuff." "only four days are left to pay forthe trip, I really want to go." " Howmuch is it?" " Rs. 2000" "The society payment is due, Rs 1500." "I suggest you bring your classmates here." "Our building is also ancient." "It too may collapse by next year." "Dad..." "I've decided What I want to be When I growup." "Stop this nonsense, oryou'II get late." "I want to become a pilot." "To be a pilot you have to be physically fit." "That's Why sports is good foryou, focus on sports." "Then you can be a pilot." "Vicky, give that packet to Kavya." "What is this?" "It's for Kavya." "But my birthday is next month." "This is a surprise." "I thought you might like it." "And What about me?" "only for Kavya." "She isn't going on the trip." "I promise you can go next year." "This is yourfavourite..." "Katrina Kaif!" "Thank you!" "Everything is foryou." "Even my gift is something that you want." "please!" "I don't want a bat." "I don't want football coaching either." "But there is money forfootbaII and not for my history trip." "You are so lucky, it will be really boring." "Shut up, Vicky..." "you are an idiot." "Here... all yours." "Rs. 1750." "Howmuch are we short by?" "Rs. 250." "I need Rs. 2000 for my trip." "What's your dream?" "only if you let me sleep, can I dream." "I mean... howl want to be a dancer like SheiIa..." "What do you want to be?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "But I want to see the world." "I want to put up a map on this wall... and every country or city I visit, I want to come back and put a tick on it." "Oh, so you want to become an airhostess?" "I want to be a passenger." "You know, there's magic in dreams." "Katrina said." "If you believe your dream... it can be true." "Even hers came true." "You mean, ifI believe..." "I will go on the trip?" "Dear Katrina... please help my sister to go on hertrip." "Mama..." "Yes?" "Wait..." "What?" "You can go on the trip." "Dad said so?" "No, I'm saying so." "But I need you to promise me one thing." "actually two." "What?" "You have to tell dad you got all the money from the piggy bank." "And the other?" "Whatever Katrina says, you have to believe." "Don't you remember... that I'm still Rs. 250 short?" "Come with me..." "We'II be back by 8:30 pm... no TV!" "Bye..." "Ladies and gentlemen... thank you for coming here on a Sunday afternoon." "Foryour viewing pleasure we have... all the way from A-wing, apartment 14... the one and only..." "sheila Sharma!" "Come on, Vicky!" "Come on!" "AII praise Lord Shiva!" "My Guru is 116 years old..." "he's fit as a wrestler...!" "Brother Vijay!" "What's up?" " Yourfather is unwell!" "I'm working now." "I'II come home later." "My Guru lives in the himalayas he's come to the gathering for darshan..." " Brother Vijay...!" "What...?" " Yourfather's calling you!" "Buzz off..." "I'm working." "So I was saying..." " Brother...?" "What...?" "Yourfather is puking and pooping!" "He's on his deathbed!" "What...?" "Sir, I must attend to my father!" "Come on, boy...!" "I'II come back later, sir." " Brother, I want to pee!" "Don't, this bridge can't handle yourtsunami-piss!" "Quick...!" "I must pee now." " Boy, you're destroying this city piss by piss." "Mother!" "What happened?" "Where were you, son?" "I was at the holy gathering!" " Go in... he's calling you!" "Father...!" "Shut the door, please!" "What happened, father?" "Nothing...!" "What were you doing?" "Taking devotees for holy darshan at the gathering." "Father, Why did you call for me?" "You knowWhen I was your age, all I did was watch movies!" "Then one day, your grandfather fell very ill." "He'd had a stroke, you see!" "The local doctor said he's a gonner!" "So father called me and said just one thing to me..." ""I realized the true essence ofIife after watching the film 'Two Rivers'..."" ""And since then I've followed every twitch of my idol Sir DiIip Kumar."" ""Right from the film 'Two Rivers' to 'simple Gopi' to 'This world'..."" "So then he gave me this bottle ofhoney and said..." ""Here...!" "Take this and go to Mumbai and meet Sir DiIip."" ""Request him to dip his finger in the honey and lick it."" "So I reached Mumbai found Sir DiIip's abode and waited in front ofit." "For 3 whole days!" "finally, I got his darshan!" "I said, "Sir, my father worships you."" ""It would give him muchjoy if you dipped your esteemed finger in this and licked it."" "So the great man obliged me." "He dipped... and licked!" "Your grandfather had a spoon of that honey daily!" "And lived for 6 years more than the silly doc's 6 months prediction...!" "He died only after seeing 'The Merchant'...!" "And on his deathbed, he finally sang in his wife's ears..." ""..." "I..." "Iove..." "U..."" "So son, nowit's time for..." "Amitabh Bachchan...!" "I want to be blessed by him like father!" "I thought a Iot about What would not rot and last thisjourney you're about to take." "And so here's this... 'murabba'!" "Ask him to please bite into it and leave the rest for me." "The brightest star in the sky..." "Bachchan!" "The Angry Young Man of cinema..." "Bachchan!" "Howhe reeIed into our hearts...!" "...he came... we saw..." "he conquered!" "I'm going to Mumbai to meet Amitabh Bachchan!" "You see, he loves my mother's murabba!" "Every summer he calls her and requests a fresh one." "I've been taking it to him for 5 years." "So fondly he calls her by her name..." "MaIati!" "But... just one murabba?" "A single umbilical cord is enough to bind the love of two people, man!" "Brother, you've reached Mumbai!" "Every kid's favorite, daughter or son..." "You guessed it, it's Bachchan...!" "His name seals a Super Hit." "He carved his fate with his own True Grit." "A word to the heroes, studs and Iaddies..." ""Guess Who's your daddy...!"" "Give it up for Bachchan!" "Brother, you said I'II be there in a flash but we're going round in circles...!" "voila!" "The Bachchan house!" "What's the fare?" " 2100 rupees." "Isn't that a Iot?" "Reaching Bachchan's house is not cheap!" "Any other actor's house would've cost youjust 500." "You must be from AIIahbad." "I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan!" "Amitabh Bachchan...?" "You can't meet him now." "tell him I'm from his hometown AIIahbad and my name is also 'Vijay'!" "That won't work." "Back home, my home is only a kilometer away from Where he grewup." "also, he uses my name on screen..." "'Vijay'!" "please tell him all this..." "I'II wait in the living room till then." "Ok, but this is not the way to meet sir." "Then how?" "." " If you want to meet him  go to his other bungaIowWhere sir gives darshan to his devotees!" "Hey, I don't want a darshan, I want a meeting." "For darshan people usually come to me back home!" "See, he is a very busy man." "He can't meet anyone like this..." "Yes, but my business with him will takejust 2 minutes." "Besides, we're practically cousins." "Why don't you write him a letter  stating your name and address..." "A letter?" "And then...?" "Thenjust post it!" "Oh, that'II take too long!" "Then courier it." " I'm sure he has a phone, call him!" "NowhowwiII we have his phone number?" "Thenjust call someone Who does." "How?" "." "Today is Sunday..." "our office is shut!" "You're misunderstanding me..." "I'm not here to become an actor." "I've a small matter with him." "With your help I'II be done and will gladly go back home!" "But it doesn't work like this." "But you won't even call him!" "Just write a letter..." "Are you from AIIahbad?" " No, I'm from Kanpur!" "Ah!" "That explains the gap in our communication!" "You see, When you tell him that his namesake from his hometown  a brotherfrom another mother has arrived, he won't say no!" "This may all be true..." "but What proof do we have?" "You'II have proof When you tell him, right?" "!" "But he isn't in the city!" "That's Why we suggest you write..." "And that's Why I suggest calling him...!" "We've explained the protocol to you." "NowpIease leave!" "Don't touch, please...!" "We've heard you out...!" " plenty like you..." "Leave!" "Don't get physical, please!" "You guys are not making sense!" " Leave, man!" "Ok, one last thing...!" "At least tell me Who has sir's phone number?" "In a 100 years there's been no other..." "God broke the mould When he made The One!" "Hey...!" "Bachchan!" "His style gave the silver screen  its glamour and gleam!" "Hey..." "Bachchan!" "His magic has such fury..." "That temperatures go tandoori!" "So to the Pitts, CIooneys and BradIeys..." ""You knowWho's your Daddy!"" "Give it up for Bachchan!" "Murabba...!" "Murabba, brother...!" "What do you do?" "I'm a huge Bachchan fan and I'm going all overto tell people about him!" "You know, "howwe love each other" and "You gotta do the Bhangra...!"" ""Huh...!"" "Hey, egg-man...?" " Yeah!" "Can I get ajob here?" "Work?" "Why not...?" "You could start by putting your bag down...!" "Yeah, right here..." "I'II keep an eye on it." "Serve this." "sto Whom?" " The taII, dark one there.." "So you're also here to become an actor?" "I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan." "Wants to meet the Bachchan!" "A meeting had brought me here too!" "Who?" " Sujit Kumar!" "The hero of'My Foreign Lover'?" " Yup!" "I saw a fair and slim maiden her eyes were like such piercing arrows that my dear heart instantly departed!" "Fasten your bag with a chain." "And don't leave any valuables inside!" "What's so precious in this?" "It's murabba!" "seriously?" " Yes!" "So Why's it so precious?" "I'II tell you later!" "Let me taste some, man?" "But there's only one!" " So let's split it!" "actually, this murabba contains everything my father ever cherished." "Ok..." "let's sleep!" "Just don't wake up anyone!" "Remove your slippers, man!" "sleep now, I'II speak with the landlord tomorrow." "Here, cuddle your murabba...!" "And don't disturb me at night!" " Yes, good night!" "Where from?" "" "AIIahbad." "Is your name also Amitabh Bachchan?" "Oh, no... my name is Vijay!" "Are you also Vijay?" " Yup." "So am I...!" "What are you saying, brother?" "Shake my hand, man!" "Vijay......" "Vijay!" "Want a photograph with me?" "Just 100 bucks for a snap." " No, thanks...!" "I'm here to meet Amitabh Bachchan...!" "Consider it done." "seriously?" "Just click a snap with me first!" "Hey, run along!" "Howmany times will I tell you to not come here?" "That poor soul has come from AIIahbad to meet him!" "Bugger off, man!" "I don't even knowhim!" "I'm really not with him!" " So What?" "Leave!" "Shaped by time..." "like old wine murabba has vintage..." "go on, taste it!" "With every passing season, its flavor defies reason..." "It embodies every emotion..." "go on, soak in it!" "Oh my god, Murabba...!" "It's gist is... the heart!" "Itsjourney is an astonishing story!" "Hey, if you're going to come at any time, you're fired." "You're my only hope, my home." "Oh God!" "I won't pay you any money, I'II only give you food." "Agreed?" " Fine...!" "Now come and go as you wish." "And please don't get melodramatic!" "So, brother...!" "Did you meet Amitabh Bachchan?" "How do you know I've come to meet him?" "I know, brother...!" "How?" "." "Who are you?" "Didn't recognize me?" ""Don't recognize me, fucker?" "The city's given you amnesia?"" "Oh, the other Vijay...?" "Amazing, isn't it...?" "Where's your beard?" "See, that's worn in the morning and removed at night." "It'sjust ajob!" "Hey... move, fucker!" "Which one of you is Vijay?" "I am..." " I am, sir...!" "I'm Vijay Kumar." "Which Vijay do you mean?" " The one from AIIahbad!" "I am..." " I'm Vijay..." "Ok, you come!" "Hey, I've been waiting for long too." "Look, you can go in only once sir selects you." "But I simply want to feed him this murabba...!" "Murabba...?" "Yes...!" "How can he eat this moldy stuff?" "." "What if gets an upset tummy?" "will you host 'Who wants to be a millionaire'?" "Sir, its my father's dying wish." "I'II go as soon as he bites into it." "Ok, Iet me see!" "You wait here..." "I'II deIiverthejar inside." "Brother, did my work happen?" "I've delivered your murabba inside." "Can you find out if sir has eaten it?" "Your murabba has gone to the lab for analysis, to see ifit can be eaten." "Amitabh Bachchan can't eatjust anything." "please ask him to eat it. 'Cos I don't have money to eat anymore." "I have to leave in 2 days." "I have a return ticket." "I can't bear it anymore..." "Aren't Kanpur and AIIahbad neighbours?" "I've told you all I know." "I'mjust a security guard!" "If you don't help me, Who will?" "please don't make me run around in circles." "Look, ifI hear anything by 6 pm I'II tell you, ok?" "But afterthe shift changes please ask the next watchman." "What are you doing, man?" "Don't crowd the drive way...!" "Go, man!" "Who is it?" "What the...!" "Just give me a minute, please, brother!" "Not even for a nano second!" " please listen to me..." "I can hearyou well from here!" "Howmuch will you take?" " Take What?" "Howmuch money will you charge to feed Amitabh Bachchan the murabba?" "Sit...!" "really?" " Sit down!" "You should'vejust said earlier." "We could've saved time..." "Nowadays everyone takes a little money underthe table..." "Hey, Why're you hitting me?" "Bribing me...?" "You'II bribe me?" "My father served there." "NowI serve there." "You want to tarnish all these years ofIoyaIty with money?" "I'm here for my father's last wish..." "I thought I'II fulfill it in 2 minutes and leave but this has turned into a holy crusade...!" "please don't touch my feet..." "I'm not a thief, brother." "I want to give him murabba, not poison." "please understand...my condition is unbearable now." "I don't have money forfood, I've been thrown out of Where I was staying." "They charge 2 bucks to take a shit in this city!" "This is my plight." "please don't touch my feet." " help me..." "Enough... enough..." " please, brother..." "tell you What..." "come tomorrow?" "." "You'II get it done?" " Yes." "Promise me... give me your word..." " I do...!" "I swear, man!" "Just come tomorrow." "You've promised me with Gods as our witness." "My murabba is nowyour solemn duty!" "Yes, it is." "Just don't touch my feet." "This is not a temple, man!" " You're my saviour!" "I'II get it done tomorrow." "I don't even have any place to go to now..." "But never mind that..." "I'II come tomorrow." "I'm in your hands now." "Brother, did you meet Daddy-Long-Legs?" "Did you meet the Bachchan?" "Did you meet him?" "Did you meet the man, man?" "Hey... wake up!" "Here's your murabba!" "Did Amitabh Bachchan eat it?" " Yup." "You sure it was him?" " Yes, he ate it." "What proof do you have?" "Anyone could've eaten it, right?" "One minute...!" "please showme yourteeth." "I've seen his teeth in movies and on TV." "I'II knowifit wasn't him." "He's eaten it, man." " But...?" "Ifhe's eaten it Why can't hejust say it himself?" "." "HowwiII that hurt him?" "I've come all the way forthis..." "hold on...!" "Let him in!" "(Amitabh Bachchan's famous dialogues)" "Let him in, please!" "That's ok...!" "Sir, I'm Vijay." "I'm from AIIahbad!" "My father is on his death bed, sir." "He has sent my mother's hand-made murabba... please eat some!" "Yes, I just did... wasn't it this one?" " Yes, sir!" "But I didn't see it with my own eyes." "What will I say to father, sir?" "I'd Iike to confirm..." "so could you please... re-bite?" "alright... open it...!" "It is imprisoned in shops..." "Imprisoned in shops, jailed in gIassjars..." "But it is born in our homes, and raised from the seeds ofhope." "only by tasting it does one knowthe meaning of sweet pain!" "It reveals the truth..." "... and the heart of the matter!" "With every passing season, its flavor defies reason..." "I said, "...just tell him I'm from his hometown..."" "... but they refused!" "I said, "I've a tiny bit ofbusiness with him"... but no!" "Once they even said that my sweet little murabba sitting quietly above me..." "needs to be tested in a lab!" "So I said When my dear mother makes herfamous murabba at home the whole colony comes over to gorge on it." "But they made me dance between bungalows..." "like a dog chasing its tail." "In fact, I actually befriended a dog!" "I said, "just tell him I'm from his hometown, he'II meet me..."" "... But no!" " Then What?" "finally, truth always wins!" "News spread like fire and they were forced to open the gate!" "AII of them with theirtaiIs between their bum-Iess behinds." "So I entered, and one took my bag  looking sheepish as hell!" "Starched uniforms surrounded me in stunned silence." "Like frozen parrots." "But the AIIahbad-ian in me stayed in repose!" "An AIIahbad street vendor is also an intellectual." "It's in our soil..." "we can't help being great!" "We drip intellect..." "and integrity!" "Such great men are from here." "Sir Bachchan being one of them." "Nowthose fools couldn't see my inner AIIahbad-ian..." "Marinated in the sweet juice of patience  thisjar preserves history!" "Here... taste this murabba...!" "Let it trickle into your heart!" "Born from Life..." "The longer it lives..." "the richer it is." "The many seasons its savored..." "resonate in its flavor." "always tastes better than it did yesterday  and tomorrow's sweetness will outshine today." "So here... taste this murabba!" "Harnessed from the maker's love..." "Here... taste this murabba!" "It's enriched by the maker's generosity so let this murabba trickle into your heart!" "Mother...!" "Vijay...!" "Why have you lost so much weight, son?" "Weren't you eating?" "Where's father?" "May you live long!" "So Amitabh Bachchan met you?" " Yes... very nicely." "He ate it in front of my own eyes." "And Where did thejar break?" "It... didn't." "It's the same one." "Where did it break...?" "Before you boarded the train, or on it, or afteryou got off?" "." "On the train." "And the murabba?" " It got squished under someone's shoe." "When your grandfather sent me with the honey .ants had invaded the whole bottle." "Sir DiIip refused to lick it!" "He said..." ""I would've..." "but not this infestedjar...!"" "So I decided to dip my own finger and licked it!" "God knows if father lived due to the proteins in the ants orthe honey!" "But I'II tell you this, my son  don't ever put murabba in a bottle of pickle!" "Did you really meet Amitabh bachchan?" "Yeah." "Father asked me to, so I did." "So What did he say?" "Who?" "Oh my God, Amitabh Bachchan?" "Hejust blessed me..." "and I Ieft!" "And father?" ""Don't ever put murabba in a bottle of pickle!""