"Good evening." "Spice 6" "I'm sorry, but we're completely booked this evening." "I'm not even expecting any cancellations this evening... to be honest." "You're welcome." "One Dal Tadka." " Bhendi Masala." "Not this spice, get that other one." "Hurry!" "Put less." " All right." "Zafarani Pulao." "Chicken Curry." "Chicken Prawn." "Veg Kolhapuri." " Paneer Kofta." "Dal Tadka." "Garam masala." "Hurry." "First oil." "Then asafoetida." "And then onion." "The asafoetida's job is to enhance the taste of oil." "The oil has to enhance he taste of onion." "The onion has to enhance the taste of food." "If you think onion can do the job of asafoetida... and asafoetida can do the job of onion... I think someone else can do your job from tomorrow." "You should be working somewhere else." "Any problem with your eye sight?" "It's still boiling and you are going to add lime?" "It's okay, sir." " Okay?" "This word 'okay' is the world's biggest problem." "Okay means, neither good, nor bad." "It is not an okay place." "Over here, the lime is added 30 seconds after it cools." "Okay?" " Okay.." "Sorry." "Yes, sir." "30 seconds are over." "Add now." " Right, sir." "And shut that bloody phone off!" " Right, sir." "What do you think?" "Cooking is a profession?" "Cooking is the world's finest art." "More than the paintings in this room." "Because that art only attracts the eye towards it." "Only the eyes." "But what we make here... attracts the eyes, the nose, the tongue towards it." "So we are the finest artists of the world." "What do you think?" "This became the finest Indian restaurant of London just like that?" "No!" "This has been, and always shall be..." "London's finest Indian restaurant." "If you are not proud about his fact... and you so like to compromise on your art... go and work somewhere else." "There are many fraud Indian restaurants in London... who fool the naive English who love Indian cuisine... by sticking posters of elephants and the Taj Mahal." "Go and work for them." "This is, and I repeat, at a risk of sounding vain..." "London's finest Indian restaurant." "Not some fraud shit." "Sir, this is Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao." "Oh Jesus!" "Thank you for informing me." "But why is this Zafarani Pulao coming in, not going out?" "She sent it back." " Why?" "She says this Zafarani Pulao is sweet." "Sweet?" "She says the real Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao is not sweet." "She says we are some fraud Indian restaurant." "Excuse me." "Did you order this thing?" "I did." " May I know what the problem is?" "First time in London?" "From India?" "Aren't you getting the flavor of our country in this?" "How is Zafarani Pulao made in your home in India?" "If you don't get the flavor of our country in this Pulao... tell us how we should make this Pulao." "In the history of this restaurant... this pulao has only come out of the kitchen." "Has never gone back inside." "So we think our Pulao is the best." "Maybe we are mistaken." "Or maybe you have only eaten blunders of the Zafarani Pulao." "Whatever it is, we would like to you... how this Pulao should be made according to you." "And if you have never stepped into the kitchen of your house... then go out, call up your mother in India... and ask her how the real Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao is made." "What?" "!" "We are waiting...to learn." "Get up, let's go." "What does he think of himself?" "Air fares have reduced... so they just arrive in hordes." "Bloody tourists." "Any problem?" "No..no, not at all." "Enjoy your meal." "Arthritis?" " No, aids." "If the prescription is of Arthritis, what else will it be?" "You have Arthritis?" "It doesn't seem so." "This is my mother's prescription, this is my prescription... for BP." "Seeing me, does it seem I have blood pressure?" "Come on, hurry up." "Did you go to the gym today?" "Gym..gym!" "Don't listen." "When you turn 75, you won't even be able to breathe well." "You will walk two steps, and pant for four." "Have you eaten?" " You are fine by God's grace now." "Go to the gym, run." "Or tomorrow, if you carry even a kilo... people will carry you on a stretcher to the hospital." "Enough." "Your medicines." "Think about yourself." "What do I stay fit for?" "What do I remain healthy for?" " You have a lot to do yet." "You have to make me eat rubber like Rotis." "You have to serve me watery lentils like they do in Tihar jail." "And also serve me bitter gourd that even more bitter than your tongue." "You have a lot to do yet." "He won't eat in his restaurant." "He will eat at home." "Yet he will complain." " Take your medicines... so that your illness does not snatch your tasty food from me." "Dal Makhani." " Methi Mutter ready." "One Kheema Sale Murg Pila." "What is this?" " Kheema Sale Murg Pila." "And what is that?" "It's a stuffed chicken rice dish..." "You mean, Kheema Bare Salen Murg ka Pulao." "Sale Pulao." "Sale Pulao?" "What is this?" "What the hell is this?" "It's difficult for him." "He's an Englishman." "So what do I do?" "Worship him?" "Whether he is English, African, Chinese, whoever." "I don't care." "This is an Indian restaurant." "Whoever works here, the least he can do is... get the names of the dishes right." "Idiot!" "He calls our Pulao Sale." "Until he doesn't learn to say the names of the dishes correctly... he won't go out to take the order, get that?" "Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao" "Dehradun's Basmati rice." "Mutton, cooked for 18 and one fourth minutes." "5/6 gms garlic, ginger." "Two spoons pure ghee." "A little sour curd." "Milk, 10 spoons." "Two spoons red chilly, masala, lots of saffron." "And, not a grain of sugar." "This is the finest Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao... in the world." " Sir..." "Only a dead tongue can reject our Zafarani Pulao." "We have not made it." "It has been cooked and sent to us." "For you." ""Less sugar..."" ""A little less..."" ""in you"" ""Slowly, we get distanced"" "I am sure it will turn out well." "How did the Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao turn sweet that day?" "Sweet..." "I don't how..." " Who made that pulao that day?" "I don't know, boss." "What is this?" " This is sugar, and this is salt." "How do you come to know which is sugar and which is salt?" "I come to know, sir." "It's my routine job." "Who is she?" " She's my wife." "She lives in India." "How many years since you met her?" " Two years." "You must be missing her a lot then." "What do you do when you miss her?" "Nothing..." "I see her photo." "Okay, do one thing." "Looking at her photo, put salt in the food." "What?" "Looking at her photo, put salt in the food." "Yes." "Over there..." "looking at the photo." "Nowadays, salt is turning sweet." "Sir, I know, this is not salt...sugar..." "When do you want to go back to India with your wife's photo?" "Sir..sir.." "Sir." "The flight to India is at 10am tomorrow." "Please sir..." " l'm sorry." "Sorry...how does one say sorry?" "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry. I'm..it happens." "It happened." "Sorry.." "I'm very sorry." "I'm sorry." "I made a mistake, I'm sorry." "I'm very very very sorry." "I'm sorry. I'm..." "We went to one more cancer specialist today." "What did he say?" " The same thing." "Continue with chemotherapy." "Hi Sexy." " Why the apology?" "I..." " Practicing to tell me?" "Why you?" " You don't meet me nowadays." "Why, lost interest?" " Rubbish !" "You go to bed at 7." "Come, let's have a drink." "You have ginger ale?" "So, tell me, how's life?" "I have tension." " Why?" "Papa doesn't let me watch adult films." "He says I can watch them when I grow up." "So what's the problem in that?" " You won't understand." "Before becoming an adult, I will..." "Then how will I watch adult films?" "That's all?" "I'll get you an adult film D VD." "We'll watch them here." " You watch them?" "All the adult films?" " He watches cartoons." "Hi!" " Hi!" "Did you go to the gym today?" " She's the biggest cartoon." "I watch it everyday." "Live." "I'm sure she's having an affair with the gym owner." "She's making his business flourish." "She keeps pestering me to go to the gym." "What a mother!" "To see her son sweat, she's ready to pay money." "You go to the gym." "I'm sexy." "What do you think?" " Okay...okay." "But, what is that 'sorry' story?" "Sorry, no story." "Kheema bare sale...sale..." "Sammy, boss is out." "The boss is out." "I'll meet Maya and come." "Colgate." " Don't call me Colgate." "There's someone between you and Maya." " Who?" "Your teeth." " Bloody idiot!" "'l'm sorry..." "I'm sorry.." "I'm...'" "London rains cannot be trusted." "They come down any time." "That's why I always carry an umbrella." "You are going inside?" "So will I have to send you an invitation to come under the umbrella?" "But you are going that way." "Yes, but I didn't like the face of that lamp post... so I'm going this way." "Thank you." "'How do I say sorry?" "..." "Sorry.." "How do I say it?" "'" "Did you say something?" "Have you come to London for the first time?" "There are many good places to see here." "Westminster's Abbey, falls, museums, theaters." "Then why did you waste your precious time in making Zafarani Pulao?" "Your ego got hurt?" " Excuse me?" "Your ego?" " Ego?" "Me?" "Ego..ego... lf l had any ego... why would I invite you for a coffee to my restaurant?" "Hey look, Zafarani Pulao with boss." "Table five." "is boss back?" " He's looking for you." "Go quickly!" "We are so lucky, aren't we?" "We are going to hear... what no one has ever heard in this restaurant." "What?" " An apology from boss." "'Apologise...apologise!" "'" "Nowadays, many people from India are coming to London." "The air fares have come down." "Tourist are bound to come." "Thank you." "Thank you means leave." "Sugar ruins the taste of coffee." "I like auger." " So don't you like coffee?" "Sugar only ruins the taste of Hyderabadi Zafarani Pulao... not of coffee." "'Say sorry...say sorry!" "'" "Which hotel are you staying in?" " Not hotel, in Shalini's house." "Shalini, the one who brought me to your restaurant that day." "That sweet evening when your Zafarani Pulao..." "Oh, so you are staying close by." "That is why you wander around my restaurant everyday." "There is one more reason." "I like to get myself insulted." "'Say I'm sorry'" "Sorry...sorry." "However you say it, it doesn't take longer than five seconds to say sorry." "By the way, where are you from?" " Delhi." "Even your parents live in Delhi?" " Only papa, mom is no more." "Now I understand." " What?" "Why you have come to London." " Why?" "To forget your sorrow." "The weather in here is good." "What sorrow?" "When you lose your mother, you feel sad." "It's 23 years since I lost my mother." "Then what sorrow do you have?" "What sorrow?" "I'm sorry, it's your personal life. I..." "That's true." "But why do you feel there is some sorrow in my personal life?" "Seeing your sad face." "Where is the sorrow?" " Here, look in a bigger spoon." "Saw the sorrow... in those ready to overflow tear filled eyes?" "These are those eyes." "Away from home, they come to a best friend in London... and roam lost." "Any blind man can say there is surely some tragedy in those eyes." "Like?" " Some personal tragedy." "Like?" "No, tell me, what?" " Forget it." "No, what personal?" " lt's all right." "Tell me." " Forget it." "What personal tragedy?" " A husband, divorce." "A boyfriend, a broken relationship." "I'm sorry, it's your personal life." " That's true." "But if a husband, or divorce..." "thank God it hasn't happened though." "What?" "Husband, or divorce?" "Why?" "is this information not there in my eyes?" "It is, but I want you to say it." "Thank you." "Even if there has been a personal tragedy, like a broken relationship... why will I be here?" "He will be here." "The other part of the broken relationship." "Ego is not good for women." "And it's good for you?" "If I had an ego,I wouldn't give you what is an important part of my life." "Here. it's raining outside." "He gave her his umbrella." "What if she doesn't return it?" "You have your teeth." "Sell them to the London museum and get a new one for boss." "It's a good idea." "It often rains in London." "While leaving, if I give my every customer an umbrella... he will have to come to the restaurant atleast once to return it." "Right?" ""Less sugar..."" ""A little less..."" ""in you"" "When a man gives his umbrella to someone... assume his world has opened up." "That's the world!" "My Maya doesn't like protection." "I tried so many." "Dotted, ribbed, flavored, banana, strawberry, chocolate." "She has no taste." "You mean, you and Maya, without a protection..." "D VD." " Oh !" "Tomorrow." "Promise." "Where's your umbrella?" "What a body they have?" "Can anyone guess they are 5-60 years old?" "They look so young and strong." "I'm sure they go to the gym everyday." " Have you eaten?" "I have. I cannot wait for so long." "Good you ate before me." "If you are alive after eating, that means even I'll live." "Babu, don't worry, we'll think of something." "Yes, we'll think of something." "You need brains to think, not teeth." "Think indeed!" "Look." ""Less sugar..."" ""A little less..."" ""in you"" ""Slowly..."" "Hello." " l've come to return your umbrella." "Don't want to go back?" "You own this restaurant, don't you?" "Want to buy it?" "When someone praises this restaurant, you get the praise, right?" "Yes." "When someone abuses the food here, you should be taking the abuse too." "Then why are you sending Babu home?" "You should be going home." "Isn't it?" "Hurry up." "Has Babu returned to India?" "No, boss." "Shall I call him back." "If you cannot see India being troubled." "Call him back." "Keep him away from sugar." "Cheers!" "Jason?" "It's me, Shalini." "Why did Jason leave in such a huff?" "I told him I love someone else." "Who?" "I just said that to make him feel jealous." "Why, Shalini?" "You didn't do right." "You're absolutely wrong.." " There's nothing wrong, honey." "You don't know men." "Until you don't give them such shocks... they don't tow the line." "Every Saturday, it's the same old story." "Have beer with friends, and then watch football." "Five minutes of sex, and eight hours of snoring." "Why should I marry such a man... who has only five minutes for me every week?" "Come on, Shalini!" "Jason is a nice guy." "let him feel a little jealous." "He'll tow the line." "Watch !" "Hey!" "what are you making." "How is it?" " There's less sugar in it." "Use Sugarfree." "You'll stay fit with it." "Cooking is not a profession." "Hey, listen." "Did anyone come to return my umbrella..." "Your umbrella." "Come." "Thank you." "The food was very good." " l know." "How?" " l can see the joy on your face." "And you think it is because of your food?" "It could be because of the chair opposite." "He ran away?" " He's a busy guy." "He cannot sit in one restaurant all day." "Then where does he sit all day?" "To know that, I'll have to spend a whole day with Jason." "Jason?" " Jason...nice name, na?" "He's boyfriend... of Shalini." "He was very upset, so I was giving him advise." "Rains!" "So what advise did you give Jason?" "Jealous, that only the English are getting my advise?" "I don't take advise, I give advise." "And my advise is, don't even think of returning my umbrella." "I have to have a reason for coming here." "There are many reasons in our restaurant's menu." "Every reason cannot be in the menu." ""Less sugar..."" ""A little less..."" ""in you"" "When someone repeatedly refuses to take back his umbrella... know that his time to get wet is here." "Wow!" " Wow." " Wow." " Wow." "Hi!" "Something fishy!" "Fish is always fishy." "Hey...happy birthday." "Thank you..thank you." "Happy birthday." " Thank you." "He's too sweet today." "We'll have to get his sugar level checked tomorrow." "D VD." " Oh !" "Hey!" "it's my birthday today." "I should get a gift or you?" "Tomorrow." "Promise." "Mother promise." "What's going on in life?" " Nothing." "Then why did you go to the gym today?" "Today?" "I was in a mood." " Why?" "To stay fit." " Why did you want to stay fit?" "Soddenly." " Hey Sexy, quiet!" "Why are you keeping it from me?" "59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64." "She's come." " Let's go!" "She's come." "This way." "Oh, it's your birthday." "No, we are celebrating the cake's birthday.lt was just born in the oven." "Happy birthday, Mr.Cake." "Which birthday is it of the cake?" "60..." "Shall we go?" "Not here, we'll go and sit in that corner." "Okay." "Your moustache is lovely." "Thank you." "You won't eat cake?" " l don't eat cake." "Why?" "I fear eating so much sugar I may turn sugar." "So funny." "You know, there's a very funny show in town." "Comedy theater, Piccadilly circle." "Fantastic show." "You must go there." "Tomorrow evening, 8:30." "Piccadilly circle." "Comedy theater." "Very sorry, your umbrella is still with me." "I'll take it in the theater tomorrow evening." "Meaning?" " At 8:30." "Meaning?" " Meaning, at 8:30." "Tomorrow evening, Piccadilly circle." "Why don't we go?" " You and me, together?" "Comedy theater, tomorrow night?" "Night?" "It's not night at 8:30 in London." "It's nice and bright, you don't have to worry." "is this the line you use for every girl?" "What do you mean?" " What do you mean?" "What?" "You saw a single girl and thought she's come along?" "is there an 'available' board on my head?" "Why do you all men think alike?" "One track mind." "Just because I was friendly with you, you ask me out?" "We'll go together, eat together, we'll sleep together." "Disgusting!" "You won't be late, will you?" "There is a dustbin close to the theater." "If I get late, though chance are..." "less... throw it in the dustbin, I'll take it from there." "Take your umbrella from the dustbin." "You are late." "What late?" "I'm bang on time." "It's 8:30." "Even the show started bang on time, at 7:30." "Oh." "Doesn't matter." "I've seen the show thrice before." "With three different girls?" " Oh...oh !" "I can smell something burning." "Did you really throw my umbrella into the dustbin?" "Are you short sighted, or long sighted?" "Why?" "Oh, this?" "My eyes are fine, your must be weak." "Designer glasses." "Versace." "Bought them especially today to impress me?" "Impress?" "Impress you?" "Oh God, I forgot!" "I have to impress you. I have to impress!" "Impress?" "How do I impress you?" "If I had to impress you..." "To impress, people buy flowers worth Rs.200... that wither in two hours." "Wonder what they express by giving flowers" ""Why is the wind, the atmosphere, fragrant?"" "I can even give you a necklace worth 2.5 million to impress you... but without a price tag, you will think it is cheap." "And I cannot give it with the price tag." ""Why is the wind, the atmosphere, fragrant?"" ""Why does the world seem up side down?"" ""Why can't he say what he wants to say?"" ""What your eyes say, why don't your lips say?"" "To impress you, I could have taken you to listen to Albert Hal music." "But if you become emotional hearing the music... people will think I made you cry." "No." "Though, if you want to impress me... just take me to Wimbledon." "Anna Karnikova." "Oh !" "what legs." "Thank you." "You're trying to impress me." "The sunset, candlelight, moonlight concept can be used to impress." "But then, you will neither be able to see my face, nor the food." "Enough !" "Impress indeed!" "Shall I express something?" "I'm very hungry." "What would you recommend in vegetarian?" "Mixed vegetable pasta." " Greens?" "Yuck!" "Okay, I like that." " Madam?" "Anything in chicken." "Or fish actually." "Fish pan fried?" " l'll have that." "You eat greens and..." "You are vegetarian?" "Yes." "But you cook everything in your restaurant?" "It's a chef's job to know others taste without tasting the food." "But you did taste it once, a mutton Zafarani Pulao." "One mistake in life is allowed." "Enjoy your meal." " How can you eat this tasteless food?" "See the level of water in the river?" "It's rising." "What?" " Look carefully. lt's rising." "Know why?" "Because this fish you are going to eat... it's relatives in the water are crying over its death." "The fish's mother, father, wife... his little children, all are crying." "The water level is rising because of their tears." "When you cut the pan fried fish with the knife here... your mouth will water." "But in the water there, his relatives will shed tears of blood." "I don't want to eat this." " Okay, sorry, Eat it." "Until it won't go in your stomach, how will it get cremated?" "It's soul will wander." "Do you like soft bones, or hard?" "Meaning?" " Do you like fish, or chicken?" "Chicken." "Maybe that's why you were kind to the chicken." "Leg Kebab!" "Hello!" " l've had dinner." "Then I don't need to have medicine." " Why?" "I had only one purpose in life, to cook for you." "If that is lost, what will I live and do?" "If you depart, who will watch TV?" "What will happen to those muscle men?" "Who will watch 'Sex and the City'?" "All TV channels will shut down." "If you survive, the TV channels will survive." "Have mercy on them, take your medicine." "You can go to hell." "What happened now?" " You know Jason, the rogue... he told me he's found someone else." "How can he say that to me?" " Why?" "You can say that, he cannot?" "I told you Shalini, don't make him jealous." "If you keep behaving like that, no man will stick to you." "Have you done a Phd in men's psychology?" "No, you don't get a Phd for such a small thing." "What do you know?" " l know." "What do you know?" "How do you know men?" "I know somebody." " Who?" "Somebody." " Who?" "What?" "Who?" "Whose is it?" "London's most authentic Zafarani Pulao." "What!" "That psycho?" "Come here." "Murg Hara Masala." "Veg Kadhai." "Bhuna Ghosht." "Tomato Palak..." "Kheema Bare Salan Murg ka Pulao." "Kheema Bare Sale..." "Sale..." "Enough." "This is the only think that will not change in the menu." "Menu change?" "Yes, I want to change the menu from today." "I'll tell you what your problem is." "You don't experiment anything new." "You blindly make what is being made since years." "Try something different." "Something new should always happen in life." "But, Kheema Bare Salan Murg ka Pulao will remain on the menu." "Isn't the atmosphere here changing?" "The whole world's weather is changing these days." "We will treat some guests in the evening something new... and take their opinion." "Let's do something creative." "Make a relishing chicken dish." "And what timer are these special guests coming?" "Sir, how can anyone show creativity with chicken?" "Like God showed with your teeth." "Fantastic!" "Good night." ""Lonely, lost..." "my eyes look only for you..."" ""since so very long"" ""When will you come, I ask myself"" ""l am here, where are you?"" ""Hear my sighs"" "You are late even today." "Very good." "Does your father-in-law run the D VD shop... to keep it open until so late?" "Hey, lover boy, what happened?" "What's troubling you?" "Please do not disturb?" "Yes." " Okay, then I will." "Come, let's go and have an ice-cream." "Hey, give me company." "No." "Why are you sad sad?" "Why aren't you happy sad?" "Why do we feel sad?" "Because our heart is heavy." "Heavy heavy." "When does the heart feel heavy?" "When someone hurts our heart." "Who can hurt your heart so much?" "Who is very close to the heart." "Who is the heart close to?" "With whom the heart feels happy." "You were happy, that's why you are sad." "So be happy sad, not sad sad." "How do you know all this?" " Experience." "Boys!" "lmmature!" "Until they reach my level, I will... become a ghost." "Oh, emotions!" "You read the paper too?" "Hello!" "Hello!" "Was there something wrong with the breakfast today?" "Where is my umbrella?" " lt's not raining today." "I should I carry it around?" " lt can rain anytime." "Angry?" " No, I'm busy, I have to go." "Collect your umbrella at 7pm outside Comedy theater today." "Waiting since very long?" " No, only 2-3 hours." "You don't have any..." " Where were you yesterday?" "Where I should have been." " Where should you have been?" "Where should I have been where l was not?" "Why didn't you come yesterday?" " Where?" "There." " Where there?" "At the restaurant." "Have I signed some contract to come to the restaurant daily?" "What made you assume I'll come?" "If it was something special, you should have told me." "You only told me there are many beautiful places in London." "Westminster Abbey, London museum." "That I must go and see." "Shalini had leave yesterday." "So I went sightseeing with her." "You missed me?" "Tell me, you missed me?" "You must say what's on your heart." "You should not suppress your feelings, you get acidity." "Yes?" " Will you have something?" "One coffee please." "You can say, and even ask." "What?" "What a man normally asks a woman." "What does he ask?" "What a man should ask first." " Ask what?" "What you haven't asked until now." "How long you take." "What should I ask?" " lt's such a small thing." "Why are you so afraid?" "Ask." "You ask me." " You'll never ask." "Shall I ask?" " Yes, ask." "Shall I?" " Yes." "What is your name?" "Buddha..." "Buddhadev Gupta." "Buddha, and you?" "So much ego, so much pride, so much self esteem... and you call yourself Buddha?" "Even your parents must have kept some name for you." "Or don't you have a name?" " Neena..." "Neena Verma." "Apart from holidaying, what else does Neena do?" "Bless you." " You work for an insurance company?" "Why insurance company?" "Only an insurance agent can truly bless you with a long life." "Didn't get it?" "If we die, who loses?" "the insurance company." "If we live, who benefits?" "The insurance company." "Hey...hey!" "What a brilliant idea!" "What a brilliant idea... for world peace." "We must make all the terrorists insurance agents." "They won't kill anyone." "They'll bless everyone with a long life." "Hey, call him!" "Call George Bush." "Call for a taxi... or Shalini will reach here with London's entire police force." "Taxi." "What will you do?" "Try harder." "Why don't you shout?" "Taxi...taxi...taxi!" "Taxi is so sexy. it makes something happen in the heart." "You won't understand." "You're too logical." "Get in." "Okay, let's move." "Where is the umbrella?" "See that house?" "I live there." "You live alone?" " No, with my seven wives." "I live with my mother." " Your mother?" "No, Prince Charles' mother." "Can I meet her?" "Come." "Yes?" " Who is she?" "Tomorrow." " Why tomorrow?" "Why not today I'll tell you tomorrow." " Today." "Tomorrow." " Today." " Tomorrow." "'She's so fair!" "'" "Neena." "Today." " Tomorrow." " Today!" "How nice to meet you." " l'll change and come." "You live in London?" " No, in Delhi." "I'm going back after two weeks." "Delhi?" "Even we are from Delhi." "Oh." "Since when are you in London?" "Since 1978." "We came here after his father died." "He used to work in a five star hotel in Delhi" "Which hotel was it?" " Will you stop on our golden history?" "Will you eat something?" " Why?" "is it 15th August today?" "What?" "Special food is cooked in Tihar jail on 15th August." "Want to eat." " That's his problem always." "He gets angry at everything." "Always ready to flare up." "Because he never got married, that's why." "Though, ten years ago, an English girl surely came into his life." "English girl?" "Was she beautiful?" "Who knows how she was, who she was, where she was from." "He never reveals anything." " Then how did you know?" "He came home one day and suddenly started talking like the English." "Like they say, 'what's for dinner, mom?" "' 'l'm afraid I'll be late tonight'" "When people get close, they begin to talk like each other." "It lasted for six months." "How do you know it lasted only for six months?" "In the seventh month, he came home and started talking normally." "His language changed." "And I knew she was gone." "The affair was over." "You ask him, he will surely tell you." "I'll ask you a very important question tomorrow." "What?" "My mother's name?" "How old are you?" "6...4, 64." "You?" " 3...4, 34." "34?" "Very old." " 64?" "Very young." "Why are you still single?" "I didn't find any interesting man until now." "34 years, and you didn't find any interesting man?" "64 years, and you didn't find an interesting woman." "I did find...interesting women." "But not as interesting as me." "Show me your hand. I'll tell you if you will get one or not." "See that tree?" " Yes." "Run there, touch it, and come back running." "Why?" " Don't ask questions." "Go run." "But why?" "Touch the tree and come, then I'll tell you." "But..." " Go!" "..." "Go!" "Run !" "Well done." "You touched my hand, so I thought I'll check... whether you have the stamina to go further, or..." "Stamina?" "To go further?" "Me?" "Come." "Come on !" ""Leave, let me go"" ""Leave my hand, let me go"" ""No, don't insist"" ""Please don't!" "let me go"" "Stamina." " Let's go back." "Come to a room." " Come on !" "Here?" "You want to do it here?" "Okay, come." "Get up!" " Come." "Then where do you want to do it?" ""What's the hurry?" "Wait a while"" ""Wait...trust me"" ""Such eagerness is not good"" ""Control your emotions"" ""Understand the situation"" ""That sweet moment will come"" ""Leave, let me go"" "Chef, make this." "One Veg Biryani." "His girlfriend is pregnant." "And he doesn't want to marry her?" " No, he wants to marry her." "She doesn't." "But she wants the baby." "I told him so many times to use an umbrella...condom." "But..." "Yes?" " Shalini and Jason have made up." "They are leaving tonight for Scotland for a weekend." "So should I dance?" "You made them patch up, by giving them smart advise?" "Greens..." "I mean, tonight." "What tonight?" " Dinner here with me." "You and me." "Just you and me." "Got it?" "I told him so many times to use a condom, but he didn't listen." "BP.." "BP..." "BP.." "No...no..." "This.."