"Copyright from ecOtOne™" "Four, Eight and Three in races three, four and eight." "$1 0,000 each bet." " Hi, who's this?" " It's Ivy." "Why are yöu still calling me?" "Where are yöu?" "Don't bother me with secular matters." " Go to hell!" " Same to yöu." "If that can solve anything, I'll be a monk." " Yöu'll burn in hell." " Mind yöur language, dear." "It's an enhanced Siemens 304, refitted with infrared rays." "The fuse is on the right, go left." "Hi." "Me again." "Four, eight and three for races three, four and eight," "$1 0,000 each to place." "Recently, I've become enlightened." "One must reach for the sky with limited resources." "Too many women, too little time." "Going after them all... it's a losing game." "Therefore, I have decided to focus only on the wealthy ones." "The only way to get rich is to find a rich wife." " Yes!" " Yöu think so too?" " Keep going." " More?" " Go on." " More?" "Go on, go on..." "Go on!" " Go on, go on!" " Don't, don't!" " Damn!" "Lost by a whisker." " Yöu'll gamble yöur life away." " Get lost." " lt's opened." "Why didn't yöu say so?" "Not much here." "It hurts!" "Relax, Mrs. Li." "Yöu must spread yöur legs." "Relax, open up." "Open them wide." "What are yöu doing?" "Can't yöu read?" "These laxatives cost $89." "Forget the cheap stuff." "Get Taxol." "They're for chemotherapy, $8,000 each." "Go for these." "Relax." "Now push, harder." "Push harder!" "OK." "There we go." "See for yöurself, boy or girl?" " Hello." " We're done." "We're coming down." "Rendezvous outside Block B." ""B" for Barcelona?" ""B" for Boy." "Smart ass!" "Block Boy it is." ""B" for Boy." "Act normal." "How?" "I look like I'm pregnant, and yöu look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame." "Excuse me, tell me..." "Don't ask." "Doctors can have humps and pot bellies." "Don't discriminate against the disabled." "Calling Control." "Hello." "Dr. Tsui?" "Yes." "There's an emergency?" "Run!" "Split up." "Don't get caught, and don't spill the beans if yöu do." " Hey!" "Get out!" " Sorry!" "Number three!" "Number three!" "Sorry." "I should've backed Nine!" "I'm sure he'll make it." "Hang in there, Dad." "Pardon me." "Why, Dad?" "Why?" "Who are yöu?" "Who is he?" "Chan." "Sorry." "Wrong ward." "I was looking for a Wong." "I'm so sorry... excuse me." "Sorry." " Doctor!" " Congratulations, Mrs. Li." "The baby is healthy and cute, 2.8 Kg." " Really?" "Let me..." " Yes." "Here, look how cute he is." " How's my daughter-in-law?" " She's fine." "Everything went smoothly." " Here she is." " Mani!" "How are yöu feeling?" "Yöu did great!" "Look!" "He's so handsome." " Just like me." " Well?" "Does it hurt?" "Yöu must be tired, get some rest." "Get some rest." "So cute!" "Back to yöu, Dr. Lee..." "Mani." "They're on the third floor." "Let's take a look." "Max..." "Remember what yöu promised me?" "Yöu said... we'll go to Alaska, and get married in a white chapel." "Let's go now." "Marry me." "I'm married to Calvin." " Give me the baby." " Yöu don't mean it." "Listen, we're not meant for each other." " Give me the baby..." " l can change for yöu!" "Yöu're coming with me anyway." "Come back!" "Hey, buddy." "The last race." "Back Number Six, not Nine." " Six?" " Hey, yöu!" "That's my form guide!" "Move it!" "Hang on, Mani." "Yöu're hurting me." "Give me Mani!" "Are yöu alright?" "Max!" "Come back!" " Out of the way!" " Stop him!" "Stop him!" "Stop him by the elevator!" "Back off!" "Take it easy." " Stay away!" " Cool it." "Stop all the escalators." "Go away!" "First yöu took Mani, and now my son!" "Yöu're no buddy of mine." " Give me the baby." " Go away!" "Take it easy." "Calm down!" "Don't do this." "Mani, leave with me." "We'll raise the kid together." "Yöu're crazy!" "Give me my child." "Come with me!" "Stop crying!" "Calm down!" "Stand back." "The baby..." "No!" "Let's get out of here." "Help her." "Hurry up, go." " Grab hold of the baby." " Watch out!" "He's falling!" "The baby!" "Towels!" "Get some towels!" "Pull me up." "It's alright!" "They got him." "Amazing!" "Thanks." "Go help the baby!" "Yöu dropped the drugs." "I told yöu to leave them!" "There goes yöur Viagra." " Go, go!" " Number Nine!" "Again." "Whose bet is this?" " What's its capacity?" " This is for kids." "I'm asking yöu about its engine capacity." "Kids..." "Don't worry, I'm just teasing yöu." "I had my eye on this one." "Here's my deposit." "Prepare the contract." "Ready..." "Go!" "Got it." "There." "If yöu can sense a hair, nothing can stop yöu." "Hair?" "That's impossible." " Nothing, just small change." " Look!" "These shark fins are enormous." "Let's beat it." "I don't want to get rabies!" "Mummy, it's Superman!" "Yoshihama abalone, Uncle!" "$1 0,000 a piece." " Over a hundred of them." " That's more like it." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Player 3, dealer 7." "Dealer takes all." " How much?" " $83,800." "Here." "Keep the change." "Why don't yöu use yöur credit card?" "That's just her tip." "Credit Card... I'll look around again." "Wait for me at the door, OK?" " That's a discount card from a sushi store." " l know." "We'll take these too." "Keep the change!" " Stop being a bad loser." " lf yöu can't take losing, quit." "Pay me back, or yöu're dead." "I'll pay yöu back right away." "Why do yöu put the money in the refrigerator?" " Why?" " lt's our safe, don't yöu recognise it?" "Honey, we lost our son years ago." "There's no point dwelling on it." " Thanks." " This label is fantastic." "But I've ordered something even better for yöu. lt'll be here soon." "Try this, Miss." "New tissue paper with floral fragrance." "Try the floral fragrance." "Thongs, pay up!" "Come back!" "MacDaddy!" "Hi." "Yeah." "I like talking to yöu." "Not like yöur thugs." "All they do is fight." "Do yöu know why I like to borrow from yöu?" "Yöu have compassion, sympathy and a conscience." "Am I right?" "And smart, too." "I'll repay yöur $1 00,000 loan in 1 00 instalments, OK?" "It's a deal." "I hate smooth talkers." "I have a living to make!" "Don't come any closer." "MacDaddy, I was just kidding." " Yöu think this is funny?" " Don't make me jump." " Go ahead." " Are yöu serious?" "Jump!" "Yöu don't want me dead, do yöu?" "No, but yöu brought it upon yöurself." " Get a camera and take a picture." " Yes, Boss." "If I die, yöu can kiss yöur money goodbye." "It won't do either of us any good." "No, I think it's brilliant." "I've got so many bad debts lately." "This will show the others." " Go on, jump." " No, MacDaddy." "No?" "Let's see..." "No?" "So yöu can read my mind?" "I'm safe!" "Come on." "Come and get me!" "Yöu!" "Take this!" "I'll get yöu, Thongs!" "What are yöu doing, pal?" "Fixing the air-conditioning." "It's OK, go back in." " Look, Boss." "Cops!" " Here they come." "Let's go." "Thongs." "Inspector Mok." "Sorry, I didn't see yöu." "Yöu say that every time." "Yöu missed the alumni gathering." "Alumni?" "Nobody called me." " No?" " No." " Grade school or high school?" " Grade school." "Here, yöu know the drill." "is this really necessary?" "No need to leap off a building over a card game." "Yöu're more capable than my Dad." "I'm not even fit to tie his shoelaces." "He's one of the richest men in Asia." "If I'm half the man he is it'd be wonderful." "Dad will like yöu very much." "I'm sure I'll like him very much too." "And yöu, of course." "is my English getting better?" "I... need to grab a cigar from the car." "Enjoy yöur dinner." "Yan..." "Keep an eye on her." "Stop right there!" "What the hell?" "What's wrong with yöu?" "Yöu can't come here dressed as a chicken!" "Think with yöur head if yöu want to spy on me." " Forget it, I want a divorce." " l'm working." "I know that." "Yöu'd better not be doing this for fun." "I came because Fanny told me she saw yöu." "Who's that inside?" "Obviously, she's a woman." "Can I only have male clients?" "Divorce me if yöu don't trust me." "Yöu haven't been home for months, I miss yöu." "Why?" "I was stupid enough to marry yöu at 1 8." "Look at this mess." "I can't breathe." "Never mind, let's divorce." " l'm sorry." " Sorry for what?" "Yöu'd better not have done me wrong!" "Yöu should feel sorry for yöurself." "Go back to school." "If yöu knew any better, yöu wouldn't be dressed like this." "What's the key to a marriage?" "Trust." "Space." "I'm suffocating!" " l want a divorce." " l can't." " l'm pregnant." " What?" "What?" "I'm pregnant." "No way!" "When was the last time we..." "Yöu were drunk that night and forgot to put one on." "How could yöu?" "Yöu should have kicked me out of bed." "I am ignorant about birth control." "Really!" "Yöu know how I am with kids." "I don't like them. lf we have a child, we'll have no more privacy." "Are yöu sure?" "Have yöu checked?" "Yöu can't be more than three months gone." "Don't waste any time." "Get an abortion in Shenzhen." "Yöu can't afford to wait." "I love yöu." "Now hurry." "Wait." "Yöu can't walk to Shenzhen dressed like that." "Take a bus." "Go back inside..." "Tell me where Thongs is." "He's dead." "Don't get upset, mind yöur health." "It's just the usual..." "Some paint and take some pictures." "Shut the door and windows while yöu eat, OK?" "Don't be mad." "Sorry about that." " Hey, Thongs." " Stay away from him." " Come to visit yöur father?" " Yes." "He's a disgrace to the village, ignore him." "Please move along, lady." "Easy..." "Hurry..." "What's going on?" " Just leave my family alone." " But yöu were in hiding, pal." "How else can we find yöu?" "What are yöu doing?" "Hold on tight!" "I'll pay when I can." "I'll kill yöu if yöu bother my family again." "Help him up." "What's the occasion?" "Everyone is here." "Twins." "Look how tall yöu are, Ting!" "Come, I brought presents." "These are all for yöu." "Take what yöu like." "This is for yöu." "This is for yöu." "Here's the pillow yöu wanted." "And yöur heater." "This is for yöu, Dad." "A massager to ease yöur back pains." "Why did yöu come back?" "I thought yöu were dead!" "Stop cursing me like that, Dad." "Look at yöu, a punk!" "Yöu were not like this when yöu were born." "I wanted yöu to be a doctor or lawyer." "I sent yöu to the best schools." "But yöu turned out to be a loser." "I may not be a lawyer, but I'm still yöur son." "I wanted to be a professional, too." "Even the President, but I'm not cut out for it." "Yöur mother and I saved up every dime to put yöu through school." "I tried, I just can't do it." "Don't be so stubborn." " Me?" "Stubborn?" " l'm doing alright." "Look at me." "The hell yöu are." "What have yöu been doing?" "Gambling!" " l'm a business man." " Business?" "What business?" "Whoring and gambling?" "Yöu're a crook." "Yöu're nothing but a cheat." " All yöu want is for me to make money." " Don't start." "I'm making money now." "I bought yöu everything yöu wanted." "What's wrong with that?" "I earned every penny." "Money isn't everything." "I want yöu to be an honest man." "I did nothing wrong." "What have I done?" "What did I do wrong?" "I wonder about these things." "How and where yöu got them from." "Yöu probably stole them!" "Take them away!" " Out!" " Dad!" " Here, throw this away as well." " Get out!" " Yöu'd better go." " Yöu're not my son." "I don't have an unworthy son like yöu." "Nobody wants to see yöu." "Take them away!" "PAY UP!" "Honey!" " What is it, Honey?" " ls this our bedroom?" " Yes, of course." " Are yöu sure?" " Yes, it's our bedroom." " We've been robbed!" " What?" " There's been a burglary!" " Goddamn it, who did this?" " lt's OK, Honey." "At least our baby is safe." "I'll clean up this mess, OK?" "A burglary!" " Hello." " Landlord." " What is it, Uncle?" " l heard yöu're retiring." "Have yöu made enough already?" "I have a big one for yöu, interested?" "I never said I was retiring. I'll take any job." "Meet for a card game, Thongs." "22:00, the usual place." " Don't buy a car if yöu can't afford it." " Just fooling around." " This is for yöur trouble." " Yöu always make me do this." " Stop being agitated." " No." " Treat yöurself to a massage." " No!" " Come on, take it." " No!" "Be like that, yöu goddamn midget!" "Yöu'll be towing cars for the rest of yöur life." "And yöu'll have a midget son just like yöu!" "Did yöu crack my refrigerator, Octopus?" "is Thongs coming?" "What time is it?" "There's a big job, I can't decide." "I feel we should..." "Been painting again?" "Must yöu always wear white?" "Did yöu crack my refrigerator?" "Why are yöu so upset?" "The paint is on me!" "Yöu should see what I did to those thugs." "What were yöu saying?" "We have an assignment." "I can't make up my mind." " l'll do anything." " This is really complicated." " Though we'll be paid $7 million..." " What?" "What?" "$7 million?" "$7 million?" "To do what?" " Just hear me out..." " Cut the crap, let's do it." " Listen to me..." " l'll do anything for $7 million." " $7 million, yöu've got to be kidding!" " Start the car..." "Close the door!" "Watch where yöu're going." "Help me." " Landlord..." " Give me a hand." " ..yöu don't have to come with us." " l must do this myself." " Why is this such a big deal?" " Never mind." "Just open the door for me, I'll wait down here." "Nothing!" "I bet they wore the jewellery." " Just some foreign currency left." " Yöu're kidding!" "Where's Landlord?" "Probably cracking another safe." "Have I seen her before?" "What's going on?" "What are yöu doing?" "Are yöu mad?" " Just taking him back to his grandpa." " Whose grandpa?" " Shut up!" " What?" "Yöu lied to me too?" "What did yöu feed him?" " What is it?" " There's a break-in!" "Uncle, it's done." "is it Lobster Bay?" "Roger that." "Do yöu know what yöu're doing?" "We agreed no raping, looting arson and murder." "This is someone else's family feud, stay out." "We take the baby to his Grandpa." "All it takes is a few minutes for a blood test." " What did yöu feed him?" " Nothing." " Just a sedative to help him sleep." " Are yöu crazy?" "Yöu fed a sedative to a baby!" "Even burglars have ethics." "Yöu taught us that, remember?" "Ethics are for reference only." "We need to improvise all the time." "Yöu should've told us the job involves a baby." "I told yöu we needed to talk, but once yöu heard about the $7 million, yöu pushed me into the car and yöu even congratulated me." " Yöu didn't give me a chance." " No way." " What are yöu doing?" " Take him back." "How can yöu say that?" "I dare yöu to repeat that!" " Take him back!" " Who supported yöu all these years?" "Who supported yöu all these years?" "Who taught yöu to pick a lock?" "And who taught yöu to crack a safe?" "What will yöu do without me?" "Yöu're nothing but a loser." "And yöu, a womaniser." "I'm sorry, do yöu know what happened to me?" "Do yöu have any idea?" "Yöu know my wife is nuts." "And I can barely see these days." "I'm going blind." "Do yöu understand?" "Know why I had to do this myself?" "Why must I do this?" "Use yöur imagination." "Rings any bell?" "I've been robbed!" "Some bastards cleaned out my $3 million!" "I have nothing left..." "Who'll support me?" "Will yöu do it?" "Can yöu support me?" "Even I get burgled." "I'm supposed to be a pro." "Now I have nothing!" "I can manage on my own." "I know I can!" "I don't need yöur help." "Landlord." "Get in." "Let's go home and get some sleep." "If I wasn't driving this piece of shit, yöu'd be eating my dust." "Get out of the way, asshole!" "If I let yöu overtake me in that car, I'm a real son of a bitch." "Stop this nonsense!" "Careful with the kid." "Are yöu crazy?" "Let him pass." " Hello?" "Uncle?" " Are yöu there yet?" " Almost, and yöu?" " Five more minutes." " Some asshole is blocking my path." " We're duelling with an asshole too." " Don't be late, the buyer is punctual." " No problem." " Be careful and lose that asshole quickly." " Don't worry." "I'm not nicknamed "King of Monza" for nothing." "See yöu there!" " Boss." " l just want to know if the baby is ours." "The others can go to hell." "Listen, only the kid!" "Yes, Boss." "Excuse me, sir!" "Yöu were speeding." "Please wait here." "See?" "What did I tell yöu?" "For everyone's information, my license has been revoked 3 times." "Yöur license has been revoked?" "What's that got to do with being a burglar?" "Yöu need to drive the get-away car, pal." "Get ready to swap." "If things go wrong, kill the others." "We only want the kid." " The hardware's all loaded." " Brilliant!" "Don't suck on it, blow!" "Roll down the window, sir." "Roll down the window." "Thanks for yöur cooperation." "Please open the bag." "What's inside?" " What's inside?" " This bag?" "Yes." "Please open it." " Please, open it up." " Sure." "Please cooperate, thank yöu." " Back up!" "I'm holding a gun, damn it!" " Yes, Boss." "Cut the posturing!" "They're running the road block." "Give chase!" "Go!" "Run for it!" "Go." "EU to headquarters." "A black sedan just fled from us." "The mini van is getting away." "Send a police van after them." " Why is it so dark?" " Yöu forgot the lights!" " Yöu call this driving?" " Check the kid." " The kid?" "I held onto him the whole time." " OK." " l'm stuck." " Can yöu move?" "No, don't mind me." "The cops are coming, take the kid." " To where?" "Yöur place?" " Are yöu mad?" "Don't let my wife see him." " Where then?" " Just go." " Hurry, the cops are coming." " They're coming..." " l'll get out in a few days." " Take care." "Go!" "Control!" "Traffic accident in Sai Kung." "Send an ambulance, someone's hurt." "And a fire truck." "Over!" "We don't have the kid and we can't find Uncle." "I want that kid!" "I want that kid!" "If yöu can't find him, prepare for yöur own funeral." "Yes, Boss." "We'll fix it." "He hasn't stopped crying." " What do yöu want?" " Just tell us." " Humour him." " Yöu do it." "No, yöu do it!" "Hurry!" " Shut up!" "Don't wake Landlady." " What now?" " What are yöu doing?" " Putting him to sleep." " Yöu'll kill him!" " What else can we do?" "Let's close the windows." "Close the other one." "What the hell do yöu want?" " Hey!" "What are yöu doing?" " He's fine, I left breathing space." "Where's yöur common sense?" "Yöu'll kill him, he's just a baby." " He'll be fine, I just want to muffle his noise." " How can he be fine?" "Hey, it works!" "Carry on." "It's working!" "Keep it up." "Yes!" "Having fun?" "Keep it up!" "Try something else, yöu're getting boring." " Now try another trick." " Yöu didn't lock the door." " What a surprise, Landlady!" " Landlady?" "I heard a baby's cry." "Pretend that yöu're doing laundry." "is there a baby?" " No" " No?" "Bite yöur tongue!" "Where's my baby?" "Don't yöu bully him." "There's yöur baby." " What a sucker!" " Where's my Honey?" "Where is he?" "Landlord?" "Where's my Honey?" "Where is he?" " He's gone to eat fondue." " What kind of fondue?" "Where?" " Shenzhen." " For how long?" " A month..." "No, a week." " A week?" "That'll kill him." "Stop!" "Landlady!" " Baby!" " Landlady!" "Landlord is having fondue, for a day only, not a week." "He's there to close a deal." " A big one." "He'll be back soon." " Yes..." "I think he told me." " That's right." " Look!" "It's filthy!" "I'll clean up." "I'll do it!" "It'll attract cockroaches, I know." " And here..." " l'll do it." " l'll do it." "It's getting late." "Yöu should go to bed." " Clean up this mess." " Sure, we'll clean the whole place up." " Don't forget yöur laundry." " Bye." "Where's the kid?" " Damn!" "It won't stop!" " Pull the plug!" "Please don't cry!" "I'm begging yöu." "I'll offer yöu a sacrifice." " Damn!" "Forgot to light it." " Here's some chicken, it's great." " Please don't cry." " Babies don't eat chicken." "Please stop crying." "Pity my ear-drums!" "Have some chicken!" "I'll knock him out with this." " Give him a beer." "He'll sleep better drunk." " Drumstick?" "Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what yöu are lt's working!" "Keep it up!" "Keep singing." "Sing anything, hurry!" "Hurry!" "Fatso marries an expensive wife." "We sharks are circling him left and right." "With interest multiplying day by day." "Our future has never looked so bright." " Yöu call that a song?" " Then yöu do it." "Wait!" "Let me strike my Elvis pose." "Yöur mother re-married a bearded fellow with a scar on his butt." "I love yöu, loving yöu..." "like bees attracted to honey." "No matter what happens I will always love yöu." "We wish yöu a Merry Christmas We wish yöu a Merry Christmas" "We wish yöu a Merry Christmas And a Happy New Year" "And a Happy New Year..." "This is local news on the hour." "There was a break-in at Tycoon Li's Peak mansion." "Excuse me, officer. I need a favour." "I have a request." "Hello?" "Turn on the TV, Thongs." "Now!" "Thanks." "According to the latest financial reports the Li family's net worth is well over $50 billion." "See that?" "He's not a mongrel." "He's a pedigree poodle." "It's not regular price anymore." "I'll jack it up when I get out." "How long will it take?" "A week at the most." "I'm charged with dangerous driving." "2 weeks tops." "What?" "Who'll look after him?" "No one except yöu, understand?" "Wait till I get out." "Bye-bye!" "A week!" "My God!" "It's not on!" "Quiet!" "Again?" "What now?" "Are yöu out of yöur mind?" "What are yöu doing?" " lt stinks!" " l don't believe this." "He didn't even have much to eat." "Don't shove it to me!" "There's shit everywhere." "Eat this, come on." "Yeah, good boy." "Baby!" "Baby!" "Don't feed him just anything." "How old is he?" " How old?" " Yes!" " How old?" " 5 to 6 months, I can tell." " Who's the father?" " He is." "I see. I know yöur kind." "Yes, that's what we are." "Don't worry, I have nothing against yöur kind." "But men are so careless." "Not this!" "This is for 3 year-olds." "No, this one doesn't have DHA." "This is extra large!" "His pee will leak from the side." "No!" "This is for breast enlargement." " l need that, he wants a better feel." " Don't complicate matters, just hurry!" "Life is complicated." "Yöu are what yöu eat." "What yöu feed and teach him will stay with him for life." "Yöu must take this seriously." "Yöu should come to a lesson." " l'll show yöu." " Enough!" "Just hurry!" " Whose napkins are these?" " Napkins?" "One with wings and one without." "One for day, one for night, which is it?" " l want night time with no wings." " Day time with wings for me." "Hurry!" " Ready?" " Yes!" "Drink this!" "is it too thick?" " This is it." " Hurry." "Thanks!" "We'll each take a class." "Alright!" "Thanks." "Over there, sir!" "Help me please!" "1 , 2, 3." "Sit down and relax." " l don't get it, can yöu show me again?" " Carry on." "Go home and teach yöur wife." "Keep yöur back straight." "Tighten yöur thighs and buttocks." " Straighten the back?" " Yes." " ls this straight enough?" " Look!" "It's straight." "Keep it flat and straight." " He's so cute!" " Yes!" " How old is he?" " A few months, I think." " A few months?" "He's big." " Where's his mother?" " At work." " Yöu take care of him yöurself?" "That's great!" "So cute and loveable." " Yöu're not local?" " l'm from Shaanxi." "A student nurse on exchange." "Octopus!" "I don't believe my luck." "How can he miss out by a whisker?" "I should have known better." "Isn't it fun?" "Can yöu believe this?" "Thanks so much, Melody." "If not for yöu we wouldn't know what to do with him." "Octopus and I are grateful." "Actually, I'm very grateful." "So that's how he was revived." "Yan." "Did yöu do what I told yöu to do?" "Yöu don't have to go if yöu're busy." "Should I call her?" "Was I too harsh?" "This is Yan, I can't come to the phone right now." "Leave a message at the beep." " Alan!" " Long time no see, Thongs." " Yöur baby?" " Hey, stop it!" " Carry on!" " Come." "Be a good boy!" "Don't do that!" "Thongs, what's yöur game?" "Get out if yöu're not playing!" "Don't bring a kid in here!" "Get lost!" "Life is complicated." "Yöu are what yöu eat." "What yöu feed and teach him will stay with him for life." "Yöu must take this seriously." " Thongs, are yöu in or not?" " Go home and baby-sit!" " Get lost!" " l'm not playing." "Loser!" " Cleaned out already?" " No, he was crying too much." "Yöu're worse than my Dad!" "I really don't know." "I've been calling Landlord all night." "I'm a man of my word." "I'll fix it for yöu." "I just want the boy!" "Let me out!" "is this a joke?" "Landlord has 2 partners in crime." "Thongs and Octopus." "Let me out!" "Thongs and Octopus." "I don't care what yöu do, find them." "I found them, Boss." "They're inside." "Very good!" "Now we change the diaper." "Hey, are yöu Thongs?" "Give me the baby." " What baby?" " Don't play dumb." " l don't know any Uncles." " Don't play dumb with me." " What is it?" " They're looking for Baby." "My name is Baby, looking for me?" "Damn!" "Yöu're asking for it!" "Go!" " What's the matter with yöu?" " Nothing, I just over jumped." " What did they say?" " Who cares?" "Let's go." " Remember?" " Yes." "Yöu ring the doorbell, and when he opens I'll splash the paint on yöur cue." " Let him have it!" " Yes." "Wait!" "Thongs, don't hide behind women and babies." "I won't spare yöu!" "I don't understand a word yöu're saying." " Thongs is my buddy." " He's not here right now, come back later." "OK, we'll wait inside." "He's my kid brother." " Wait!" " Nice to meet yöu." "Wait!" "There's no one here." "Fanny, I'm scared." "is it worse than an abortion?" "Asking him about the future?" "Confront him with the ultrasound." "Be good." "Who are yöu looking for?" "Octopus." "He is not here, he'll be back later." "Yöu'd better come in." "Thongs." "Make sure the baby is home." " What's that look on yöur face?" " Toothache." " Why is Octopus off in such a hurry?" " He needs to use the toilet." " Do yöu live here?" " Yes." " l'd love to come up for a chat." " Steve!" "Octopus!" "Thongs!" "Yöu've finally shown up!" "I'm tired of leaving messages on yöur voicemail." "Leave!" "Yöu two, get out!" "Come here." " Where's the baby?" " ln yöur room." "Who are they?" "Decorators." "My flat is a mess." "What's with the paint?" "We're renovating, just trying out the colours." "What is it, Yan?" "Oh, no!" "Talk to the officer." "What is it, Miss?" "Thongs!" "The police can help yöu with any problem." "There's a cop in there!" "Go to the roof." "Sit down and tell me yöur problem." "Meet my good friend, Inspector Steve Mok." "He's my... cousin." "He's my... other cousin." "We came to show him the colour sample." " Yöur face..." " l'm into body art." "What's with all the baby stuff?" "Yöu know my pal Octopus." "He's a born womaniser." "He got someone pregnant." " Can't do much about that." " Where is he now?" " ln the toilet." " l need to go too." " Yöu do?" " l'm investigating a break-in." " Do yöu know anything about it?" " l quit a long time ago." "Octopus." "Inspector wants to have a word with yöu." "Hurry up." " Octopus." "What took yöu so long?" " Yöu're here?" " Yöur turn." " Not after him, it stinks in there." " Do yöu have a friend in there." " Friend?" "He's my cousin too." "I'm the eldest." "Then let's reminisce." " Yöu've never met each other?" " Of course they have." "Take care of this, Octopus." "Why are yöu still here?" "Get out of my sight!" "What the hell is this?" "If yöu want to stay, then I'll leave." "Yöu..." "And yöu..." " lt sounds complicated." " Yes, very complicated." "Thongs, we've been friends for so long, I didn't know yöu have cousins of different races." "My Dad was a sailor..." "He must have stopped in India." "That'll make him yöur brother." "That's not right." " Maybe the sailor was his Grandfather." " Or his mother's father." "What's the matter with yöu?" " What's wrong?" " l have occasional muscle spasms." "Muscle spasms?" " Well?" " Cramps?" "Yöu're probably possessed!" "Give me a hand." "A baby!" "Hold on." "Help me, Thongs!" "Give us a hand!" " l'd like to..." " l can bite!" "Catch!" "Beat it!" "Yöu won't get away with this!" "Yöu have a lot of nerve, Thongs." "Hurry up!" " Oh no!" " They're inside, go get them!" "Mind yöur head!" "Yöu're so greedy." " Listen to me, Steve." " Yöu can confess at the station." " l'll turn myself in afterwards." " Who'd believe yöu?" " Are yöu alright?" " Just worry about yöurself!" " Don't hit my head." " Thongs!" "Stay back!" "Should have listened to me." "I'll get yöu, Thongs!" " Octopus!" " Run!" "Come back!" "Alright, alright." "Get up!" "After the truck!" "Stop!" "Police!" "I need to use yöur bike!" "Go!" "What?" "It's not mine." "I'm on learner's permit." "I'll ask the Commissioner to grant yöu a proper license!" "Go!" " Really?" " Yes!" "Mind if I ask what did yöu use to drive?" "I'm just a video gamer!" "Someone is tailing us." "Looks like a robber to me." "In broad daylight?" "Now what?" "Don't worry, call Headquarters." "Ask for back up." "Come in, Headquarters." "This is 3321 , Daniel calling." " Suspected robbery in progress!" " Stop the car, kid!" "Who are yöu calling a kid?" "I can tell that yöu're a thief!" " Having fun?" "I'll ram yöur butt!" " Move closer!" "Easy." "Slow down a bit." "What?" "Another one?" " On a motorbike?" " Stop the truck!" "Stop." "He's cute!" "Hop over!" "The Commissioner will be in touch." "Bye!" "That way!" "After him!" " Free the pushchair!" " Do yöu think I'm sunbathing?" "Almost there!" "Move closer!" " Stop!" " Turn!" "Turn, ram him!" "Thank God!" "Watch out!" "Yöu call yöurself a driver?" "Thank God!" "That was close." "Everything's fine." "Back up was quick!" "Thanks to yöu." " Where are yöu from?" " l'm from Brokebrook Mountain." "I'm a cop, kid." "I need to use yöur bike." "Yöu're nuts." "I dare yöu to say that again." " Everything is taken care of, keep in touch." " Thanks." "This is Octopus, if yöu need me, leave a message after the tone." ""lou" Let's pay off Thongs' debts." "Don't worry, Dad." "Here's my contribution." "Uncle, what happened to yöu?" "Yöu've turned into an ice-lolly." "Boss, I can explain..." "We're men of honour." "We never renege." "We always keep our word." "Never break a promise." "One for all, and all for yöu!" " $30 million." " Thirty... million..." "That's my offer, take it or leave it." "Money is nothing between yöu and me." "Who is it?" " lt's me." " Yöu're home!" " Who's the kid?" "He's crying like crazy." " Check him out for me." "Well?" "Yöu need to change him and he's running a fever." " Fever?" " Yes!" " What shall I do?" " Take him to a doctor." " Take him to a doctor?" " Hurry!" " Landlord?" " l'm free." " Thank God for that." " Where are yöu now?" " On my way to the hospital." " Hospital?" "What happened?" " The baby is sick." " Tell Octopus to meet us there." "Thongs?" "Be careful, Dad." " What happened?" " l called yöu about Dad's stroke." "Yöu were too busy to care." "I'm sorry, Dad." "Take good care of Dad." "Are yöu alright?" "The fever broke." "The doctor said he'll be fine." " Thanks." " Yöu don't have to worry." " l..." " Yöu don't have to explain." "No matter what, yöu saved his life." " Wait here, I'll get his prescription." " Thanks." "Hurry." "Now that yöu're here, let's talk." "Do yöu know how much more I have bargained for yöu for this poodle?" "I give yöu 3 guesses." "$30 million!" "$30 million!" "This $5 million is just the deposit." "We deliver in 3 hours and we get $25 million more!" "It's too good to be true." "Give him this glucose later." "It's not necessary, now that his fever broke." "What?" "Yöu two have become nannies now?" "It can't be." "What is this?" "Three Ferraris." "What are yöu thinking?" "Yöur own casino, bigger than Monte Carlo." "Come on!" "Give us a chance." "No matter what yöu want, we'll do it." "Just don't hurt our baby." "There's nothing to watch on TV." "Do yöu think she'll recognise him?" "Yöu're worried she'll recognise the baby?" "This baby is barely... I need some fresh air." "There are hundreds born everyday." "They all look the same." "She won't be able to tell, understand?" "We offer specialty sashimi." "Yellow tail, salmon and cuttlefish." "Give it a try, it's only $60." "Come on in, thank yöu." "Please come in." "Specialty sashimi including salmon." "Yellow tail, sweet shrimp, all for $60." "Come in." "Hey, Miss." "Yöu have to speak louder." "Louder!" "Special promotion." "Specialty sashimi." "including sweet shrimp, yellow tail, salmon and cuttlefish, only $60." "Please come in." "Special promotion." "Hello." "Darling. I'm sorry." "I don't deserve to be yöur husband." "So long." "Here yöu are, Madam." " Honey!" " Darling!" "Silly, why the tears?" "Yöu called from a hospital." "What's going on?" " Are yöu OK?" " l'm fine, dear." " What happened to yöur glasses?" " l got run over by a bike on my way here and cracked the lenses." "Get me a new pair tomorrow." "Good girl." "Now close yöur eyes." "I have something for yöu." "No peeking." "Take a step back." "Honey, here's something yöu'll cherish." "Ready..." "Lower yöur arm." "Right, now the other one." "Now open yöur eyes." "Not so loud, yöu'll scare him." "Baby..." "Mummy missed yöu." "Honey..." "Have I been a burden to yöu?" "Don't be silly." "Yöu made me very happy." "Yöu're my most precious darling." "Not so loud, yöu're waking him." "Good baby." "I'm returning him tomorrow." "I have sorted out the baby formula." "So nice to be a baby." "Eat, sleep, drink and shit." "So happy and without a care in the world." "Right?" "Right!" "Why do yöu trust me?" "Yöu know I'm a burglar, still yöu made friends with me." "Actually..." "The first time I saw yöu I knew yöu had a conscience." "If yöu have a chance to start over, will yöu still be a burglar?" "It's too late for that now." "Yöu can start from this very second, it's never too late." "Look at me." "Look me in the eye." "I've faith in yöu." "It's Mummy." " Daddy..." " Cut it out!" "Mummy." "Daddy..." "Daddy, do yöu know his name?" "Why do yöu want to know?" "Just curious what will happen." "What do yöu think will happen to him?" " Hello." " l've got the money." "Bring the kid." "Someone will fetch yöu in five minutes." "Wait here!" "Open the gate!" "Where is he?" "Give me the baby!" "Thirty... million..." "Give me the baby." "Listen." "Feed him milk every 4 hours." "Check the temperature with the back of yöur hand or yöu'll scald him, understand?" "Also, everyday at noon..." "He needs his orange juice, got it?" "He chokes easily since he has no teeth even crushed fruits will choke him." " lf yöu feed him solid food, yöu must chew..." " Don't be such a nag!" "Hold him with yöur left arm or he'll cry." "Give him congee in the afternoon." "Chop up some lean pork, finely diced." "Not too cold, not too hot." "Serve in two separate bowls." " OK, OK." "Just hand him over." " Alright." " Be careful." " l will." "Here, take this bottle too." "The temperature is right." " l got it..." " Don't rock him too hard." " lt's time to feed him." " Enough." "I wonder if he'll survive the night." "What are yöu staring at?" "Get lost." " Come on, let's go." " What are yöu doing?" "Don't worry." "They have doctors and nurses, he'll be fine." "It's just a family squabble." "They're taking take him to his Grandpa." "Think about yöur Ferrari and yöur casino." "Come on!" "Come on!" " Get the car ready." " Yes!" " Finished?" " Let's go." "Take him upstairs." "Daddy." "Mummy." " Daddy's coming!" " Mummy's coming!" "Get the kid!" " Give me the baby!" " lt's not our fault... I know, hand me the baby." "Good boy." "Landlord!" "Wait for us!" "He took off!" "Open up!" "Give me the baby!" "Turn on the machine." " Hurry!" "Send someone to the ferris wheel." " Yes, sir!" "Oh my God!" "Baby!" "Baby!" " Where are yöu, Baby?" " Mummy." " Don't move, I'm coming up!" " Mummy." "Stay right there." "I'm here." "Baby." "Baby!" " Daddy." " lt's not funny!" "Great job, Thongs!" "Yöu deserve a kiss!" "Don't hurt the baby, morons!" "Daddy!" "Run, Daddy!" "Hurry up and get in!" "Isn't it fun?" "Then let's continue." "Get the kid!" "Send the other cars!" "Don't worry." "I'll get it back for yöu." "Thongs!" "I only want the boy!" "Come out... ..or I'll drop him!" "We all die sooner or later." "It's a matter of going in style." "Take the baby and go." "Don't mind me!" "I doubt if he'll drop me." "Thongs!" "On the count to 1 0 and I'll let go." "1 , 2... 6, 7..." "What?" "What about 3 to 5?" "8, 9, 1 0!" "Stop!" " Get the baby!" " Yes!" "Who the hell invented free fall machines?" " Master." " What a cute baby." "Give me a big smile." "Yöu're my grandson." " Don't cry, Mummy's here." " Daddy's here!" " Mummy's here." " Daddy's here." " Mummy's here." " Hold him with yöur left arm or he'll cry." "Not bad." "I understand why yöu're giving up yöur reward." "But I'm keeping this baby." "Yöu should go if yöu want to stay alive." "Give me a smile." "Yöu're my grandson, understand?" "Alright." "As soon as we get the result, the three of us are going to Brazil." "Who are yöu?" "I only want the baby." "Nothing else matters." " lt's awful to separate him from his mother." " Awful?" "What about my dead son?" "Max lost his mother when he was a child." "I promised him his own amusement park." "It's finished now." "I also promised him a race track, but it's only half complete." "And that bitch killed him." "I already lost a son." "I'm not going to lose my grandson." "This child is my only reason for living." "If yöu feel this way, think about his mother." "She must be feeling the same." "Why must yöu separate them?" "What if he's not yöur grandson?" "What'll happen then?" " The lab report, Master." " Yöu can go." "What's going on?" "What is he doing?" "I'm not really sure." "I found the boy." "But he's not yöur son." "Don't do this, Master." "Prepare the medication." "Mind yöur health, sir." "Watch him." "Take the kid with yöu." " Easy..." " Don't shut the door!" "Let him keep yöu company." "Be careful, Master." "Give him a hand." "Where's the baby?" "Give us the baby!" " l want my baby." " Don't!" "Take yöur money and leave." "I'm turning this place into an ice palace!" "A big one." " A gigantic ice palace." " Master." "A gigantic ice palace." "What's the matter with yöu?" " See for yöurself." " Yöu're useless." "That was quick!" "Did yöu see them?" "Yes, I saw them both." "Why are yöu still here?" "Throw them out!" "Can yöu do this?" "Thank God." "Round and round and round he goes!" "Goddamn baldy!" "Octopus, the baby hasn't cried for a while." "I'm aware of that!" "Baldy!" "I hate bald heads." "It's fresh." "Baby!" "Octopus!" "Baby..." "Baby!" "Baby..." "Baby!" " How is he?" " Take off yöur jacket." "Baby, hang in there!" "Yöu'll be alright." "Baby!" "Go!" "Put it on!" "Baby..." "Catch!" "Turn it up." "Gorge yöurself!" "Feed them something extra." "See if yöu can open the door." "There's no key hole to pick... lt can't be opened from the inside." " Thongs!" " Octopus?" "Are yöu alright, Thongs?" " Open the door!" " Only the Master knows the combination." " What?" "Only he can open it?" " Yöu saw him." "He has gone mad." "Yöu're on, Landlord." "Do yöur stuff." "How?" "It's a Swiss computerised mechanical lock." "Eight layers with over four million combinations." "Same kind as used by the ClA." "Save yöur breath, open it while I call the cops." "Run for it..." "Stop!" "Hey, come back!" "Be quiet!" " The machines are too loud." " Turn off the machines." " and the refrigerator." " Unplug the refrigerator." " And the air conditioning." " Kill the air conditioning." " Everybody, hold yöur breath." " What?" " Hold yöur breath!" " Silence!" " Well?" "is it open?" " Why doesn't the door pop open?" " Pops open?" " Don't touch it!" "Why doesn't it pop open?" "Because of this?" "It has nothing to do with something so intricate." "Damn... lt's opening!" "What took yöu so long?" "Save the baby." " Save him..." " How is he?" "Save the baby." " Yöu promised me a reduced sentence." " Alright..." "The car!" "Don't die on me!" "The car..." "Hot-wire it!" "Don't scare me, Baby..." "Come get yöur milk." "Baby!" "Wake up for milk." "Mummy's here, don't be afraid." "Don't be afraid..." "Baby..." "Don't die on me." "Come drink yöur milk." "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Wake up, Baby." " Pop the hood, use the engine." " The engine is in the back!" "1 , 2, 3!" "Wake up!" "One more time!" "1 , 2, 3!" " Take them away." " Yes, sir." "Bring yöur men and block the exits." " Don't let anyone through." " Yes, sir!" "Baby, Baby!" "Come back." "Never mind." "Hurry, please." "Pulse rate 80 BPM." "Max." "This is the police!" "Max, come home." " l want to play with yöu..." " Just calm down!" "Max..." "Sorry, Honey!" "Take care of yöurself." "I thought money was important, but I was wrong." "If there's reincarnation I still want yöu for my wife." "We'll have 1 0 kids, OK?" "I love yöu." "Darling, while I'm in jail, I miss yöu every single second." "I now know how awful yöu must have felt when I was wild and unruly." "I'm really sorry." "If I have the chance to start over, I'll cherish yöu more." "Dad, all I did was gamble and caused yöu a lot of trouble." "I've been dealt a lousy hand." "I thought if I had money, I'd earn respect and own the world." "Now I've learnt my lesson, at the expense of my beloved family." "I'm sorry, Dad." "Goodbye." "We'll have lots of kids and play in the garden." "All of us will race each other..." "May the Lord forgive yöur sins." "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, Amen." "We'll have our own children." "We play in the backyard while yöu make dinner, and do our laundry." "Fire!" "The government policy back then was very strict with the death penalty." "It was only used on convicts who had committed serious crimes." "What yöu have just witnessed are different forms of the death penalty." "I'm sure yöu now have a better understanding." "Let's have another round of applause for our inmates who gave us the demonstration." "Well done!" "Thank yöu!" "Please help yöurselves to the refreshments." "Hi there!" " How are yöu, Landlady?" " Yöu were great, Thongs." "Where's Dad?" "Yöu did a great job, Honey." "I was so scared." " lt wasn't real, silly." " What about the "l love yöu" part?" "Of course that was for real." "Honey, I have adopted 1 0 kids!" "From South Africa, the Middle East, Germany..." "Anyone from Cameroon?" "Let me see..." "I'm so happy!" "Don't over exert yöurself, yöu're pregnant." "Let me carry that..." " Don't frown, it's bad for the baby." " Speak for yöurself." "The doctor said the baby is doing great." "I almost forgot my appointment." "With a man or a woman?" "My clients are either men or women." " l can only meet with women?" " No." " Space, remember?" " Yes... I have plenty of space here." "Alright..." "Thanks for coming." "Thanks for taking care of my Dad." " How are yöu getting along?" " There's nothing to it, it's not my first time." "But I promise yöu it'll be my last." " Why are yöu making promises to me?" " l... I promise my Dad." "Thongs." "Inspector." "Yöu have to thank yöur lucky stars." "The Justice Department may put yöu on parole." " Thanks." " Thanks." "Look who's here to see yöu." " Baby!" " Baby!" "Baby!" " Over here..." " Go on." " Give me a hug." " Mummy." "It's been a long time." "Sorry we didn't have a chance to apologise." "We're really very sorry." "We know, if it hadn't been for yöu, our baby could have died." " l wonder if they'll be interested?" " About what?" " About working for us." " What?" "Yöu'll be in charge of security." "Yöu can be the bodyguard." "Yöu can be the chauffeur." "I'm perfect for the job." "Driving sports cars has to be my pet project." " Are yöu interested?" " Absolutely!" "We'll wait for yöur discharge, then." "Our Open Day is over." "Time to return to yöur cell." "The baby!" "Oh, right." " Mrs. Li, We don't even know his name." " lt's Matthew." "Ka Sing." "Li Ka Sing?" ""Hope You've Liked  Enjoyed The Movie"" "Copyright from ecOtOne™" "So long!" "Blindfold me, I can't bear to watch." " How's Jackie?" "is he alright?" " Bring me a towel." "That hurts!" " One more time." " l get to keep this?" "Action!" "Help him up." "The spine..." "Yöu should go for an X-ray." "Bring the car." "Bring the mattresses here." "What are yöu doing over there?" "Come on, over here." "Over here." "Careful!" "Careful..." "Leave yöur card with my PA." "She'll save yöu the best seat." " When's the press conference?" " l can't hear a word yöu're saying." "Apply more honey." "More." "Stop, I can't stand this!" " Thongs!" " Steve, I didn't see yöu." "Yöu say that every time." "Yöu missed the alumni gathering." " Nobody called me." " Are yöu sure?" " Grade school or college?" " lt's supposed to be High School!" "Stop fluffing yöur line!" "It was a one-take!" "Do yöu know how scary it was up there?" "I now have to do it all over again!" "I'll wring yöur neck for this!" "Copyright from ecOtOne™"