"Subtitles by demonseye" "Yeah?" "Yeah, I got it." "Take it easy, Lu." "You gotta have a little faith." "Relax." "Have something to eat." "There's some more stuff in the fridge, if you like." " You want some coffee or something?" " No, I just want this to be over with." "I'm gonna lie down." " Lu, you gonna be okay?" " Yeah." " Hi, baby." " Hi." "Thanks." "Come here, come here." "Come over here." " Honey, you gotta take it easy." " I shouldn't have done this, Michael." " This is insane." " Come on, come on." "Come on, look what it's done." "I mean, look where we are." "Well, won't last forever." "Yes, it will." "This is gonna last forever." " You don't know these people." " Now, now, let's just get through the trial." "Then we'll get the hell out of the country, just you and me." " I love you." " I love you too, kid." "I had such a great time at the party last night." "They always get the best caterers." "I don't know where they find them." "That food was great." "What do we have here?" " McNamara, you there?" " Yeah, we're here." "We have a septic truck right in front of the house." " 3-5-2-M-S-R." " Running the plate." ""You dump it..." "We pump it."" " Sounds like a government job." " Yeah." "Okay, the license plate checks out." "We have a scheduled pump for today." "Lucky us, or should I say, lucky you?" "You may unfasten your safety belts and rumba around the cabin." "We have a pizza delivery this time." "Running the plate now." "What the hell, you guys didn't order pizza, did you?" " Oh, right." " No, it's 7 o'clock in the morning." " Oh, shi..." " We have a Code Red!" "Code Red!" "Ready?" "Now!" " Freeze!" "Move!" " Turn around!" "Get down!" "I didn't do nothin'!" "I swear!" "I swear I didn't do nothin'!" " Hey!" " Relax!" " Well, is that wired?" " I don't know!" "Hey, this truck's not pumpin' out, it's pumpin' in!" " Lu, get outta the house!" " Lu, get out!" "Hey, go on and get that truck outta there!" "Get that truck outta here!" "Lu, get out!" "Lu!" "Lu!" " Out the back!" " This way!" "This way!" "You'll know why." "Okay, get it outta here!" "Get it out!" "This way!" "Go!" "Run, Lu, run!" "Lu, help!" "Lu!" "Lu!" "Oh, my God!" "Michael!" "Unbelievable!" "This is... unbelievable!" "The truck was filled with gasoline." "The guy must have had a remote." "Well, he detonated his truck." "And once they found out where the safe house was, it would have been easy to find schedules." "He probably intercepted the truck sometime before the last stop." " We've uncovered another body." " Where is it?" "Over there." "That makes number three." " Oh, is this Delano or not?" " No, I don't think so." "This weapon's police issue." "Our entire case against Costanzo is based on Delano's testimony." "So I would really like to know if she is alive or dead before I call her to the witness stand!" "I can't take this goombah into court with a bunch of circumstantial crap!" "He'll walk, just like he walked the last two times." "Hello?" "This was your responsibility, sir, and you blew it!" " Don't you dare pin this on me!" " Don't talk back to me, sir!" " Hey, listen!" " This whole operation was compromised!" "Back off!" "What you people don't seem to be able to understand is that without this witness, I have no case!" "Now, can anyone tell me if she is dead?" "Sir, I don't think she's one of the bodies." "You think she survived this?" "Well, I've looked at all the bodies we found." "None of them match Delano's description." "Are you telling me that she's alive?" "Well, she's definitely not one of the bodies we have." "Then where the hell is she?" " Hey." " Loser." " I think it's him." " Where?" "Long hair over by the pickup." " What do you got?" " Hey." "You sure?" "Son of a bitch killed my friends." "Cut me bad." " You think I'd forget?" " We got a positive ID." "Told you not to bother me unless it was important." " Hope you're wearin' sun block." " I'm a construction worker." "I need rays." "He's coming in your direction." "Fatigues, Rayban sun glasses, long hair." " Whoo!" "What have we got here?" " Hey, you jerk!" "I think we should arrest him for what he's wearing." "Yeah, he looks like he's on page 26 of Madonna's sex book." "I got 'im." "Think it's safe to assume he's armed and dangerous?" " Wanna yell "Freeze"?" " Uh, no, I yelled "Freeze" last time." " Go ahead, it makes you feel better." " No, no, no." "Hey, stay right here." "No, no, you get hurt, it's my ass." "Whoa... whoa!" "Hold it!" "Whoops." "Yes!" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Are you okay?" "What are you lookin' at?" "Go after 'im!" "No, I've seen this one before." "You go there." "I'll take the back." " He's goin' upstairs!" " Got it!" "Freeze!" "Oh!" "Uh, just a hunch, but I don't think this guy's gonna go in peacefully." "Freeze!" "He's not freezing!" " Try "Stop or I'll shoot!"" " Stop or I'll shoot!" "No!" "Anything else?" "Did you say "Simon says"?" "Watch a pro." " Police!" "You're under arrest!" " Whoa!" "Chris!" "Yuck!" "So that's how a pro does it, huh?" "Die." "Hey, wait!" "Wait!" "Whoa, whoa!" "Seattle P.D., stop that truck!" "Hey!" "Seattle P.D.!" "Stop!" "Stop the truck!" " Stop the truck." " What?" "My partner's in the back." "Ta-daaaa!" "I'm hit!" " Let's get outta here!" " Come on." "Come on." "Son of a bitch killed my friend." "Drop it!" "Mm-hmm?" "Shi..." "Oh, no." "Yeah, what do you want?" " Gina Garrett for the captain." " Okay." "Gina Garrett for you." "Hey, you two!" "Stinky, Reimers!" "Captain's havin' a hemorrhoid." "Wants your butts in his office A.S.A.P." " I'm sorry, Gina Garrett, was it?" " Gina Garrett, yes." "In!" "All right, gimme a minute." "I'll get back to you." "Oh, let me guess." "Sanitation and construction." "Two of my favorites..." "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!" "Don't you dare sit in those chairs." "Either of you." "Detective Lecce, is this the weapon involved in the assault?" " Yes, sir, captain, sir." " And do we know whose weapon it is?" " Yes, sir, captain, sir, it's mine, sir." " Okay." "Let's get some facts straight." "Winston and I don't want Internal Affairs pointing a finger at us, saying that we didn't do our job right." "Uhh..." "The gun fell out of my hand because I happened to be falling out of a window." "Witness picked it up, shot the suspect." "Sue me." "Okay." "Since this is now classified as an officer-involved shooting, you two won't mind a quick visit with the D.A.'s office." " What?" " What?" "!" " The guy was resisting arrest!" " It took the two of us to hold him down!" " He can't file charges against me!" " Really?" " The gun was falling out of my hand!" " Hey!" "Hey!" " Who said anything about filing charges?" " But you said the D.A.'s office!" "No, no, no, no." "I didn't say anything." "You two are temporarily reassigned to the D.A.'s office and they'd like to stop by and tell you why." "Do we get a choice?" "Choice?" "A handcuffed suspect?" " Good afternoon." " Phillip." "Gentlemen." "Gentlemen, this is Assistant District Attorney Gina Garrett." "This is detective Chris Lecce and detective Bill Reimers." "Oh, I'm really sorry about that." "I didn't mean to..." "Aw, don't use that." "That's my scarf!" " I got some spaghetti all over..." " That's fine, everything's fine." "Gentlemen, this assignment's confidential." "Don't discuss it." "Two days ago the Las Vegas D.A. and the U.S. Department of Justice asked us to help find a witness who was gonna testify against the head of a Chicago crime family." "Luella Delano was the witness." "Justice had her under protective custody until someone blew up the safe house," " killing several agents." " How many are several?" "Three." "Somehow she got away." "She's made no attempt to contact the Department of Justice or the Las Vegas D.A. since then." " What, no, uh, postcard?" " No." "Trial begins next week." "The Feds are all worked up." "Apparently, without Delano the government has no case." "So, all leads are being followed, including one which leads here." "Phone call Delano made to a number here in Seattle belonging to a Brian and Pam O'Hara." " She may be lookin' to lay low with them." " Anybody check the O'Haras?" "They left for their vacation home on Bainbridge Island two days ago, which makes putting them under surveillance a little tricky." " Stakeout." " We heard you're good at it." "We cannot rotate surveillance teams." " Oh, no." " You'll be on it round the clock." "I have managed to secure the house next to the O'Haras." "It belongs to judge Hoberman." " Maximum Dave?" " And I've had to promise on my career that nothing would happen to his house, so, gentlemen, nothing had better happen to his house." " So no wiping' your boogers on the sofa." " Don't say boogers!" " It's a habit you have to break." " What's the matter..." "Your cover is you're renting the judge's house for a month of vacation." "As what, friends or lovers?" "We think you'll be able to pass for father and son." "What, are you kidding me?" " Mmm-mmm." " Dad?" " No way!" " Papa!" "All right, just stop it right now." " And I'll be going with you." " Really?" "As what?" "My granddaughter?" " No, your wife." " My wife?" "!" " Your second wife actually." " Look, boss, this is not an assignment..." "Detective!" "I'm the boss." " You are the..." " Yes, detective, I am the boss." "Okay, this is a joke, right?" "Okiedoke." "I'll see you later." " Uh, daddy?" " Uh, don't start with that crap." " I'm just practising." " Oh-ho-ho, practise your prayers, pal." "Come on, come on." "Just try calling me "son" just once." " Oh, you're really getting off on this one." " Hello, son." "The dad thing." "The thing with the dad and the son thing." "This is a big-big chuckle for you, right?" " We have to be able to talk." " Eat me." "How's that?" "Does Maria let you talk to her like that?" "I'm my own man." "When you're all grown up, you'll understand what that means." " Hey, Ray." " Chris." "Whatcha doin'?" "Uh, helping' my sister out." "Sorry, nothin' personal." ""Nothing personal"?" "Maria!" " Get out!" " What the hell is goin' on here?" " I said get out." " I know what you said." "Then do it and take your stuff!" "Maria, talk to me." "Maria." " Are you throwing me out?" " Yes!" " What the hell is wrong with you?" " Nothing your leaving won't cure." "Did I miss a couple of pages?" "Exactly what is it that I'm supposed to have done?" "You came home." "I always come home." "It's what I do before I go back to work." "Well, I am saving you a trip." "Uh, could we... could we go back a couple of steps?" "You know, not that many either." "Just-just-just-just like last night." "Remember?" "I came home, we had dinner, we made love, we went to sleep." "In the morning, I got up and went to work." "Now-now, uh, did I miss somethin'?" "I'm leaving." "When I come back, I want you gone." "No, not until you tell me why." "Because I'm tired of wanting something I'm not gonna get." " You're happy." "I'm not." " Oh, Maria, we have been over this." "Don't bother, I don't want to hear the reasons anymore." "Marriage doesn't work in my family." "Now just listen to me." "My parents, my sisters, my brothers, my aunts, everybody got divor..." "If we got married, that would be the end of this." "What do you think this is?" "Maria." "Maria, we love each other." "We're living together." "Just go!" "Why do you wanna ruin the whole thing for a goddamn piece of paper?" "Get out of my way, you asshole!" "Maria, I am not leaving." "Do you hear me?" "I am not leaving!" "I'm willing to work this out." "I'm not leaving." "Okay, Chris." "You're right." "You stay." " What are you doing?" " Calling the police." " Ha-ha-ha!" "Very funny." " McGuire, Maria." "M-c-G-u-i-r-e." "Yes, I'd like to report a domestic disturbance." "That's right, isn't it?" "And I'd hate to be wrong after living with a cop for six years." "Yes, a domestic disturbance." "I'm being held against my will." "All right." "All right!" "I'll marry you!" "Life is too short." "Okay." "I don't have much time, so just listen." " They don't think Delano's dead." " Are you sure?" " Yes, I'm sure." " Well, then, where the hell is she?" "No one knows." "She hasn't contacted anybody." "Look, chances are, if they find her, it won't be till after the trial anyway." " There's no guarantee." " You're the guarantee, Hassrick." " Do you understand me?" " It is not my fault." "It's your man." "Look, you just find her and you call me." "Got it?" "Fine." "I will." "If I find out." "Hey, guys." "Sit tight." "I'll be with you in a second." "So, did she tell you why or was it just..." " You know." " Marriage." " Mmm." " Mmm, commitment thing." " So what are you afraid of?" " Advice." "Okay, guys, here it goes." "Unleaded fuel only." "Check the oil when you fill it up and don't try and use the car phone because..." "we disconnected it." "And I know you guys might feel a little tempted to have some fun with that fuckin'..." "Hey!" "Chill!" "Keep your yang in your pants." "This vehicle goes on sale at the auction at the end of next week." "The guys upstairs expressly asked me to ask you two... not to mess it up." "You got that?" "Okay." " All right, guys, who gets the keys?" " Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!" "I'm the dad!" "This is a family car." "You'll have to beg." " Hey!" " Yee-ha!" "Hey!" "Ave..." "So, what do you think?" "Left or right?" "Well... maybe this won't be so bad." "We've been in worse situations than this before, right?" "Remember all that stuff with Droolin' Harry?" "I told you never to mention Droolin' Harry again." "This is it." "What clown painted this place?" "Archie, shut up!" "I could use some help up here, please." "Help your mother." "Good boy, yes, you are." "Yes, you are." "Whoa!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Are you nuts?" "Four bags?" "Oh, please, don't give me that man thing." "No, no, no." "No." "This is not a man thing." "This is a woman thing." "Really?" "Well, this is what I'm takin'." "Fine, take the bags!" "We're stayin' here." "Isn't this great?" "Our first fight." "Feel like a family already." "Listen, detective." "We're supposed to be well-to-do." "I cannot do well-to-do with one change of clothes." "So this is what I'm taking." "Open the trunk." "Well, we could leave the bugging equipment and the recorder." "I suppose." "Course, we could, uh, write down what they say, I think." "Should have taken that shorthand course." "What about the cameras?" " Uh, leave 'em." " Yeah." "You can draw pretty well." "Just need to pick up some paper and some crayons, you know, the big thick ones." "Don't leave the pictures on the refrigerator..." "All right." "All right." "All right." "One, two, three." "One, two, three." "You cannot be paper every time." "There are no rules in paper, rock, scissors." "Yes, there are." " No, there are not." " Yes, there are." "No, they're not." " Yes, there are." " Oh, God, don't be so childish." "Good boy, sit!" "Uh..." "I hope you're taking him for a walk." "He's comin' with us." " Not a chance." " No way." " What's the problem?" " We're on a job." "Oh, yeah?" "And what, are you afraid he's gonna tell the neighbors?" " Put him in a kennel." " I have never put him in a kennel and I'm not about to start now." "He is very well trained." "He'll simply lie by the fire, I'll take him for walks..." "It doesn't get much more complicated than that." "Really." "We're a family, gentlemen." " Families have dogs." " Not this family." "If he doesn't go, I don't go." "Archie!" "Up!" "Don't make any sudden movements." "He's trained." "He's not that well trained." "So what do you think, I should marry 'er?" "It's only a stakeout, Chris." "It'll be over in a couple o' days." "Maria!" "I'm talking about Maria." "If you're asking me, I think you should have married her six years ago." " Hmm, I was too young." " How about now?" " I'm-I'm-I'm too old!" " Maybe you're too late." "Did you ever think that the reason she dumped you was maybe because she's seein' another guy?" "If she was seein' somebody else, I'd know." " Maybe!" " No maybe." "I would know, all right?" "If she was seein' somebody else, I'd know." "Yeah, you're right." "Beautiful girl like her dumps you for a younger guy..." "That could never happen." "Look at me, I've been married for eight years." "I've two wonderful kids," "I'm happy, I'm still in love and not a grey hair on my head." "Now look at you." " Have I done something to offend you?" " Do you love her?" " Yes!" "I love her." " Then marry her!" "Commit to her." "You're not gonna find a better woman than Maria." "Looks like our time is up." " How much do I owe you?" " Oh, gee, this stuff don't come cheap." " Two, three bucks?" " Three." "Thank you." "Excuse me." "I don't mean to interrupt." "Listen, I know that you feel this assignment is beneath you." "Perhaps it's because I'm a woman, maybe it's because I'm not a cop." "It doesn't really matter." "The fact is, I'm really not as bad as you think I am." "And I'm hoping that you're not as bad as I think you are." " Look." " He is." "You just do what you do and we'll do what we do." "Okay?" "It really doesn't get any more complicated than that." "That's fine with me." "I've prepared our backgrounds in case we come into contact with our neighbors." "We need to have a cohesive story." "I've tried to keep it simple." "Chris..." "What's this word?" " "The."" " Oh, yeah." "There is one more thing." "I think that Bill should shave his moustache." "Excuse me?" "Your moustache." "It would make you look a lot younger and you are supposed to be Chris' son." "Forget it!" "I really think it would be more convincing." "I don't think you understand the relationship a man has with his facial hair." "Oh, please!" "I am not asking you to cut off your penis." " Well, maybe you'd like to try!" " Oh, don't be ridiculous." "I have had this moustache for 13 years!" "How long have you had yours?" "Man's relationship with his facial hair, eh?" "How's it goin'?" "I'm not talkin' to you." "You took her side." "This is the second marriage for you and the first for me, Chris." " What happened to my first wife?" " Your first wife is dead." " Hmm, great." " You think this is stupid, don't you?" "You have any idea what's really goin' on here?" "You know what a stakeout is all about?" "You sit, you listen, you watch." "That's it." "You don't participate." "You don't go over and, uh, borrow a cup of sugar and you don't, uh, bake them cookies." "I think that about covers it." "You know, Bill, you look a lot younger." "I look 12 years old!" " It's so beautiful." " That one's ours." "Not bad, pop." "Archie, stay." "Thank you, Bill." " You are unbelievable." " I'm an innocent guy." "You want me to carry you across the threshold?" "No, we've been married for five years." "The thrill is gone." "Look at that view." "Oh, it's gorgeous." "Oh, look at these antiques." "My God, it must be worth a fortune!" "Oh, I wanna be a judge!" "Hey!" "It's Stickley!" "Stickley's my favorite." "Stickley's our favorite!" "This is fine-quality furniture, gentlemen." "Could you please be careful with your fingers there?" " Pretty good." " Better here." "See everybody comin' and goin'." "Looks good to me." "Archie?" "Oh, no." "Archie, boy!" "Archie!" "Oh, Lord." "Oh, no, Archie!" "Archie!" "No, boy!" "Archie!" " Mommy said "No"." "Archie!" " Oh, stop, it's gone." " Will you forget about it?" " I miss it!" "Okay?" "He's headin' next door!" "Archie!" "Archie!" "No, Archie!" "No!" "Archie!" "No!" "Come back here, Archie!" "Archie!" "No, Archie!" "Wait for mommy!" "Archie!" "Shoot the dog!" "No!" "Bad dog, Archie!" "No!" "Mommy said "No"!" " Hi, is everything all right?" " Hi!" "Oh, yes!" "Everything's fine." "My dog's not usually like this, uh." "It's our dog, actually." "He's... quite friendly." "I think, yeah, your cat's fine." "Just a little bit scared." "Oh, it's no problem." "It's not even our cat." "It belongs to the Outlingers down the road." "Every dog in the neighborhood chases it." "Don't worry about it." "Really, I'm sorry still about the garden." "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry about it, as long as everyone is all right." " It's not gonna happen again." " It's all right." "Are you staying around here?" "Yes, we've rented the house next door for a couple of weeks." "Great!" "Oh, that's great." "You know Judge Hoberman." "Maximum Dave." "Not, not well, not." "We just..." "we met him... couple of times." "Well, I'm Pam O'Hara." "This is my husband, Brian." " Hi!" "Hi!" " Great, I'm Gina." "This is my husband..." "Chris!" "Chris." "It's an unusual name." "Glad to meet you." "Hi, Chris' son, Bill." "Uh, I'm his son from his first marriage." "My, uh, mom's dead." " Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." "Well, I-I guess we'll be seeing a lot more of you then." "Yes!" "That would be lovely." "We'd like that, wouldn't we?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah!" "We'll have drinks'n... dinner maybe." "Maybe we'll even have a party." "You know, what the hell?" " Sure." " That'll be great." " Really like that, wouldn't you, honey?" " Yes, that would be lovely." "Well, we're gonna leave you..." "leave you guys alone here, uh..." "Nice to meet you and, uh, we're gonna go home." "Good bye." " So long." " Good bye." "See ya." "Bye-bye." " Come on, Archie." " That's a... nice moustache." "You had that long?" "Oh, thanks for asking." "A long time." "Most of my life, really." "Thanks for askin'." " You had that... for a while." " Billy, please." "Honey." "Okay, so, uh, we've been here, what, five minutes?" "I usually wait two or three days before I introduce myself to the people that I'm staking out." "I'm sorry, okay?" "It will not happen again." "I will keep him in the house and I'm sorry about blanking on your name." "Blanking on my name." "Hello, my name is Gina." "This is my husband, duh!" " You know, that's really not nice." " Mom, dad!" "You know that?" "Please don't fight in front of me." " It's very upsetting." " What, you think this is funny?" "It's not my dog." "This assignment gets blown, it's not my butt, it's Archie's butt." "Good point." "Hello, this is Chris." "Is Mari..." "Hola, es Chris." "E-es Maria en casa?" "No." "Well, would you tell..." "Diga Maria se llama?" "Si." "Si." "No, no." "No, no." "Momento." "Um, dos, uh, ceros, uh, seis, uh, siete, uh..." "Uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinqo, seis, siete..." " Ocho." " Ocho." "Okay." "Dos, cero, seis, no, no, no, no, no, dos, cero, seis..." " Shut up!" " Dos, cero, seis..." "Dos, cero, seis, siete, ocho, ocho." "Gracias." "Senor." "Pendejo." "Cuidado." " So what'd she say?" " She wasn't home." " Yeah?" "Try work?" " She wasn't there either." " Well, she's probably just out." " Yeah?" "Where?" "Oh, shopping or something." " How do I know?" " She's with another guy." " Now, how do you know that?" " You told me." " Hello, I was kidding." " I'm gonna find out." "Oh, wait a minute." "Wait for mommy, honey." "Good boy." " You're acting like a madman." " I'll be back." "Look, we are on a job." "I'm just gonna ask her if she's seeing somebody, that's all." "I am telling you as a friend, don't do this." "And I'm-a tell you as a friend, don't do this." "No-no!" "No!" "Wait, I need that car!" "Wait a second!" "Wait, wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Tell me about it later?" "Sir, excuse me." "Tony, where you goin'?" "They, uh, couldn't identify her body." "What are you saying?" "Well, I'm saying, without confirmation we're a little nervous." " You want me to get confirmation?" " What we want is reassurance that the job you were paid for... was done." " You know she's alive?" " We don't know she isn't." " And you know the situation that puts us in." " I'm gonna say it again." "What... what are you saying?" "Do you want the money back?" "What?" "Tony, Tony, you misunderstand me." "Money is not the issue here." "Trust is." "That's why we came to you with this very important piece of business." "And, Tony, we have every confidence that you'll do the job that was entrusted to you." "Okay?" " Oh, makin' a little dinner?" " Yes, I am." "Love cooking." " Mmm, looks good." " Thank you very much." " It's late." "Maria should be home by now." " Maybe." " Why don't you try callin' her again?" " Aww, it's too late." "She's probably married by now." "I have to get 'er a gift." "Did you know she asked me to be her maid of honor?" "So... when are we gonna invite them over for drinks?" " Ah, Bill?" " Yes, Chris?" "Did I just hear you suggest that we invite the neighbors over for drinks, the very people that we're here to stake out?" "Why, no, Chris." "I would never do such a thing." "Good to know, Bill!" "The reason that I thought is because it's simply a more expedient way of finding out whether or not they've heard anything about Delano." "And how do you expect us to go about doing that?" "I know!" "Maybe we could just ask them if they have any friends in... protective custody." "Well, you know, it was not my idea." "You happen to be the one who invited them over." " I did not!" " You certainly did invite them!" " I did not!" " Yes, you did." " Not!" " You went "yes"!" " Not!" " Yes!" " Not!" " Yes!" " Not!" " Yes, you did!" "You said as clear as day: "Why don't you come over for drinks?"" " Oh, now!" " "Maybe for dinner!" "Heck!" "Let's have a party!"" " That's what you said!" "." " No, no, no." "Yes, it is." "Is that what he said?" " Technically, yes." " "Technically"?" "You should have defended me on the moustache thing." "I didn't mean it, okay?" "I was lyin'!" "You know, I had no intention of inviting them over here for drinks or anything else." "Let's just put it down to the fact that I'm a bad neighbor, all right?" "That... as soon as they understand that, everyone will get along fine." " That's good." "What is that?" " Hummus." " What-us?" " Hummus." "Some sliced vegetables, a side of hummus." "A hummus-side!" "That's funny." "Hello?" "I can't believe you've never seen the show before." "All right, now, which one is Stimpy?" "Stimpy's the cat..." "and Ren is the Chihuahua." " You idiot!" " And-and-and-and which one is Stinky?" "Stinky is not a regular on the show." "Stinky just appears every now and again..." "Oh, oh, so the bodily functions don't appear every day?" "No, it's-it's like a guest-starring bodily function." "Sometimes it's rotting teeth," " sometimes it's farts." " Where have I been?" "You know, this is the end of Western civilization as we know it, don't you?" " I got the tap in." " Goodbye." "Hey, I'm not just a piece of meat, you know." "1.58 a.m. Mrs. O'Hara goes peepee." "Do you have to go peepee?" "Hmm?" "I bet you do." "Well, you should have thought about that before we left for the island." "No!" "Chris!" "Don't take the car." "You'll kill your... self!" "Nice steady stream." "No penile obstructions." "3.58 a.m. Mr. O'Hara goes peepee." "Two peepees in one night." "You people are gonna give me high blood pressure." "What is it, Archie?" "What is it?" "What is so important at... 4:41 in the morning?" "Come on, Brian, Pam, talk to me." "Is it Delano?" "No, Bill, it's not Delano." "It's diarrhea." "You know all about diarrhea, don't you, Arch?" "I bet you get it when someone gives you a nice big piece of chocolate." "Come here." "Come here." "Get off mommy's bed." "Hurry up, hurry up." "Come on, let's go, let's go!" "What?" "Do you wanna be part of this stakeout or not?" "Okay." "Come on, come on, come on." "You've got to follow 'im!" " He might be going to meet Delano." " Why?" "And I'm injured!" "Come on, take the dog!" "Get the dog!" "Archie!" "Get up or move over." "They had a lot to talk about at 4:00 in the morning." "I think we should put in a bug." "Mr. O'Hara went for a jog." "I told her to follow 'im." "You told her to follow him?" "Call 911." "Good, Archie." "Good boy." "All right." "Okay." "Slow down for mommy, Archie." "All right." "Oh." "Oh, God." "Oh." "Archie, no." "Mommy can't go, Archie." "Archie!" "Archie!" "Okay, good boy." "Let mommy rest." "No, Archie!" "No, not the bunny, Archie." "No, no, Archie." "Archie!" "Leave the bunny!" "No!" "No!" "Ah!" "A little gardening action, huh?" "Love that gardening action." "What have we got, peas and carrots?" "Oh, yeah, yeah." "Just..." "There you go." "Get those weeds." "Get that." "Turn around." "Turn around." "Yes, get that weed." "Yes!" "Yeah." "Brian's home." "No, I'll do that for you." "Ah!" "Oh!" "Feel better, huh?" "Where's Gina?" " All right, slowly." " Okay." " You all right?" " Yes, thank you." " I got you." " Okay." "Ow." "Come on, Archie." " Okay, here we go." "You all right?" " Oh, yes, thank you, Frank." " No problem." " This ended up being such a joy." " What happened?" " Oh, I sprained my ankle." "I'm fine." "Hi." "I'm Frank Sutter." "You must be Gina's father." "Yep!" "Yep!" "That's exactly who I am." "By cracky Pa." "Pa Kettle!" "Oh, oh, my God!" "I..." "I've fallen and I can't get up!" " Daddy?" "Stop it!" " Oh, you broke my Depends." " You take care of that ankle." "I gotta go." " How about some lemonade?" "Frank, Frank!" "Frank!" "Don't go!" "Now, you can help me eat!" " No, no, no, Frank." "Frank!" " You can hold the utensil..." "You spineless, selfish maggot!" " Telephone." " I heard it!" "Geez!" " Police work!" " Yes, I'm not deaf!" " Oh, the pain must be excruciating." " Oh, just shut your trap!" "What do you think I did?" " I ran my ass all over town for you!" " Shush, shush, quiet!" " Hello?" " Pam?" "It's Kate." " Hi!" "How are you?" " Oh, not too good." " What's the matter?" " Larry and I are getting divorced." " I needed to talk to someone." " Oh, God, I'm sorry." " Are you okay?" "Are you at the house?" " Yeah." " I'm sorry, Pam." " Hey, don't be sorry." "Where's Larry?" "He left." "I don't know." "I think he went to Henry's." "Are-arethekidswithyou?" "No..." "They're... they're staying with my parents for the week." "Kate, are you and Larry still seeing that counselor?" " No." " Oh..." "Pam, I don't wanna make it work anymore." "I'm sick of makin' it work." "Larry's a son of a bitch." "And I hate him." "Will Larry and Kate stay together or will they get divorced?" "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!" "Please!" "Larry's a pig!" "Oh, and Kate's an angel, right?" "Kate is a woman, Larry is a man." "Need I say more?" "I rest my case." "This is really fabulous." "I mean this whole thing of being able to hear." "I feel a teeny bit guilty, but I'm really enjoying it." "Don't go native on me..." " Aaah!" " Get down." "What?" "What?" "!" "Get down!" "Chris!" "What happened?" "Somebody's out there." "Oh, God." "Oh, God." "I hate this part." "Chris!" "Bill!" " What do you see?" " I don't know!" "I'm gonna circle around back." "Cover me." "I'm taking a bath." "Hello?" "Hello!" "Hi!" "I just rented the house next door." "My name is Chris Lecce." "Yeah, I saw you yesterday." "I'm Barbara." "Barbara Burnside." "Did you lose a baseball?" "What did it break?" " A window." " Kitchen window?" "Ronnie!" "Ronnie!" "He always hides when he thinks he's in for it." "This is his responsibility." "Well, look, it's-it's really no big deal." "Do you mind coming with me, please?" "Phone!" "Somebody get the..." "Somebody get the phone!" "Somebody get the phone!" "I'm sleeping!" " Yeah?" " Could I speak to det." "Lecce, please?" " Maria?" " Bill?" "Yeah." "Where are you?" " I'm at my mother's." " Yeah, well, Chris told me what happened." " Are you okay?" " I'm fine." "My partner misses you." "Is he there?" "Yeah, um..." "Look, no matter how much of a jerk he can be, and... believe me, he can be a jerk, I-I, you know, I know, he absolutely, totally adores you and loves you." "Listen, you don't have to tell me, but, um... is there another guy?" "Did he tell you that was the reason?" "Oh, no, no!" "I-I-I just thought, maybe... you know, I-I just start talking and..." "Forget it." "I'll-I'll-I'll get him, okay?" "I'll be right back." "Thanks." "Chris!" "I don't believe this." "Hi, um..." "I can't find 'im." "Where is he?" " I-I'll have him call you." " Where did he go?" "Uh, well, you see, the funniest thing happened." "This, uh, baseball, uh, went through this window" " and, uh, he had to take it next door..." " Bill." "Bill." " No, don't bother, okay?" " Right." "Bye." "I just wanna get some sleep!" "Phone!" "Telephone!" "Hi, you've reached the O'Hara residence." "We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave a message after the beep." "They're not home." " Thank you." " Oh, my God, they're not home." "Where the hell are they?" "I don't know where they are!" "Where the hell were you?" "Where the hell were you?" "I-I was returning the baseball, that's where I was." "Well, I was taking a bath." "Excuse me!" "Aw, geez!" "What the hell is goin' on?" "I was tryin' to sleep!" "Can't you people keep from yelling'..." "Here, take the equipment." "We're puttin' in a bug." " We're puttin' in a bug." " We're puttin' in a bug." "Fine." "Chris!" "Chris." "They're coming." "Bill." "Bill!" "Come on, come on." "The bag!" "They're coming." "Hi, there." " Hi!" " Oh, look, it's, uh..." " Gina." " Gina!" " What are you doing here?" " I just stopped by... here... at your house... today to..." "invite you to dinner." "I was in the shower in fact, and I thought to myself... those people next door are lovely, why not some dinner?" " Can I take that for you?" " No, no." "Please?" "It'd-it'd be my pleasure." "Yes!" "Yes, isn't it great?" "And I was thinking, perhaps, dinner sometime soon?" " Uh, like, when?" " Like, uh..." "I was thinking... that..." "Like, tonight." " Yes." " Yes." "Yes." "Thank God." "All right, then." "What's happenin', Tom?" " Do I know you?" " Not important." " What do you want?" " I want you to get back in the car." " What?" " We need to talk." " Get lost." " Whoa, wait a second." "Wait." "Hold it." "You're making my life very difficult." "Now, I need to know where she is and you need to tell me." "You stupid son of a bitch." "What the hell are you doin' here?" "Are you crazy?" "We can still get in the car." "I don't know where the hell she is." "When I find out, I'll call." "Good." "Thank you." "Keep the hell away from me." "Tommy!" "Just remember, I do know where you are." " Okay?" " Okay, uh..." "I have a home security business." "I started it ten years ago." "We broke up after two years of living together." "Her name was Louise." "I have one son, Bill, by my first marriage." "She's dead." "She wanted to get married." "I didn't." "Hey, we should trade." "You shouldn't have any problem remembering this." "Did you know that you were illegitimate?" "Thank God." "I, now..." "Now, my first wife's name was, uh..." "Cheryl." "Ah!" "Don't help me!" "Cheryl, it was Cheryl." "Sometimes I really miss mom, don't you?" "Just don't take any longer in there than you have to." " Put the bug in and get the hell out." " Home before midnight, pop." "Forty-five minutes, that's all you're gonna get." "Then I'm gonna puke on the table, they're gonna come home." " Forty-five minutes, check your watch." " Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Hey!" "Don't you even think of touching my hors d'oeuvres." "Let me tell you something, Miss Assistant District Attorney." " Do not use that tone with me." " Just... just a minute." "If this assignment gets blown, I wanna go on record right now... that this is the most stupid, dim-witted, idiotic, moronic piece of putrefied garbage that I have ever, in my entire professional career, ever had the displeasure of being involved with." " Really?" " Really." "And?" "Re..." "And I don't like the panties hanging on the rod!" "Excuse me, detective, but the dryer was not working." "You pathetic Steven Seagal wanna-be." "Walkin' around all dressed in black." "You think it's funny?" "Well, you're even worse than he is, do you know that?" "You're just a flunky." "You're a sidekick." "That's what you are." "He's Fred, you're Barney." "He's Johnny Carson, you're Ed McMahon!" "That's it!" "Nobody calls me Ed McMahon!" "Here is my gun, here is my badge..." " and here is me... quitting!" " Me too." " You can't quit." " Watch us." "Oh, yeah, right." "Oh, what are you gonna do, just leave me here alone?" "Yes!" "All right, I'm sorry!" "I am sorry." " Really?" " I'm sorry about this whole thing." "I'm sorry that you feel this assignment is beneath you." "I am sorry that I brought my dog." "I am sorry that I was taking a bath when I should have been watching the O'Hara's house." "But most of all..." "I am sorry we are not getting along!" "So if you wanna leave, just leave!" "This is not working." "You just go and I'll cover for you." "I'll say, maybe, that one of your alarms went off and you had to go, okay?" "So just go." "You think that we're gonna be guilty and we're gonna stay." "I have a job that I have to do and you guys can just decide what's right for you to do, okay?" "Oh, l-look at her." "She's doing the shoulder thing." " We're bein' had, right?" " Absolutely." "We're outta here!" "Gina..." "They're here!" "I knew you guys would stay." "Bill, I want you to go in there and put in the bug." "You know why?" "You're the best bugger I ever met." "And, Chris, we've been married for five years." "I love you, you love me." " This is gonna be fabulous!" " Wait, wait." " Be right there!" " Where are you going?" "Gotta freshen up." " Forty-five minutes." " Just a..." "Just a minute." "Wait a minute." "Wait, wait." "Where are you... where are you...?" "Jesus Christ, I can't believe I got myself hooked into this one." " Goddamn it." "Hi!" " Hi!" " Here." "Welcome." " Oh, thank you, thank you." "That's very nice." "Thanks a lot." "Hi, glad to see you." " Hi, good to see you." " Thanks for having us." "Come on in." "What would you, uh..." "What would you like to drink?" " Cheryl will be down in just one second." " Uh, Cheryl?" "Cheryl." "Cheryl, my, my, um..." "I'm sorry." "Cheryl is the name of my first dead wife, uh..." " Ah." " Right." "Sometimes, I call Gina Cheryl." "It's a..." "Please, don't tell her I said that because it's, uh..." "No." "No, not a word." "Please, please." "What can I get you to drink?" " Oh, uh, scotch and water for me, thanks." " Okeydoke." "I'll take a vodka if you've got it." "Straight up?" "You got it." " Honey?" "Pam and Brian are here." " I'll be right there." " Would you like something to drink, dear?" " I'll have the usual, honey." "The usual." "His first dead wife?" "I told you I didn't wanna be here to begin with." "I hope we brought 'em cheap wine." "Dude." "Scotch... and water." "And vodka straight up." "And, uh..." "The usual, the usual." "Oh, Jesus." "Ah!" "Gin and tonic." "Okay." "Gin and... tonic." " Hello, how are you?" "Lovely of you to come." " Hi, how are you?" "Fine." "Thank you." " Do you like chili?" " Chili?" " Yes?" " I love chili." "Oh, yeah, I love it." " All right." "Here we have scotch for Brian..." " Oh, thank you." " and a vodka straight for Pam..." " Thanks." "and a gin for..." "Gina." " Thank you, sweetheart." " Aren't you drinking, Chris?" "No, no, not anymore." "Too many funny hats." "Oh, honey, honey." "Oh, honey." "I'm..." "Did I make that too strong?" " No, it's fine, thank you." " Oh, oh, I'm really..." " Honey." " Thank you." " Should I try again?" " No, no, no, sweetheart." " Okay." " It's fine, really." "Okay." "So tell me, uh..." "Where's your son, uh..." " Bill." " ..." "Bill." " Bill!" " Yes." "Yes." "Actually, he went out for a little while." "Yeah, he should be back in about, um, 37 minutes." " How long have you two lived here?" " Uh..." " Five years." " Yeah, just about, uh, five years." "Cute, yes." "Actually, we just spend the summer and the weekends here." " Oh, the summers here are incredible!" " You'll love it." "You, uh, keep a place in the city?" " Mm-hmm." "Lake Washington." " Yeah, we love being near the water." " We spent ten years in Las Vegas." " Oh!" " Vegas!" " Yeah." "Really?" "Honey, they're from Vegas." " Uh, would you like another drink?" " Yes." "Pam?" "I would love one." "A drink would be great." " Honey?" " No, no." "Thank you." "Bill?" "Bill?" "Bill?" "God!" "You know, sometimes it is just so peaceful here that... we... never..." "Honey?" "Drinks!" "Ha!" " Well, this certainly looks delicious." " Thank you so much." "Wonderful." "Uh, Brian was telling us before that they're originally from Chicago." " Oh, Chicago." " Chicago." " Oh, Chicago!" "We love Chicago." " Oh, really?" "Well, you can have it." "You know, Gina, this all looks absolutely delicious." " Would you excuse me, please?" " Yes, honey." " Sure." " Sure." " The chili's fabulous." " Oh, I bet it is." "It looks..." "So, how long have you and Chris been married?" "Five years." " But you know Chris was married before." " Oh, I know." "I know." "He must have started young." "Bill's, what, about..." "late 20s?" " Thirty-two." " Thirty-two?" "Mmm-hmm." " How old's Chris?" " Forty-five." "Did I say 45?" " I meant 55." " Oh!" "Chris is fifty-five." " He's the speed limit." " Fifty-five!" "That's exactly what he is." " The big five-five." " No kidding." "Yes!" " That is amazing." "I can't believe he's 55." " Really?" "He doesn't look 55, does he?" "No, I thought he was much much... much younger." "Actually, it came as a surprise to me, too, at first." " I'll bet it did." " Really?" "Yes, it did." "Brian, how's the chili?" " Yes, it..." "I'm..." " Yes?" " You must save room for meat loaf." " Oh." " It's armadillo." " Yes." " Pam?" " Yeah?" "These are corn flakes." " Oh." " Yes." " Get outta here." " They're corn flakes." "Not much of an armadillo eater, but I'll try it." "No, no, Brian, it's meat loaf." "It's just shaped that way." "Bill." "Bill." "Bill?" "Bill." "Bill!" "Oh!" "Oh!" "Shit!" "You know, Brian and I" " have been married almost ten years." " No!" " I can hardly believe it." " Oh, that is just so wonderful." " Thank you." " You know, marriage isn't always easy." "Now, come on." "Ours hasn't been that bad, has it?" " Oh, honey, I wasn't talking about ours." " Okay." "All right." "We've a couple of friends who are splitting up." "Oh." "For the umpteenth time." "I don't know why they just don't get it over with." "I'm sure if it was that easy they would." "Yeah, well, it's never that easy when kids are involved." "Well, excuse me, but it's my opinion that it's harder on the kids when people like that stay together." " Yeah, but you've got to try, honey." " Well, of course, dear, you have to try." "They should try." "But if it's not working, nothing they do is gonna make it right, now is it?" "Beside, Kate is a real bitch." "I wouldn't be married to her for ten seconds." "Kate is not that bad." "Kate is a friend of yours, and I'd rather not get into it right now." "Far be it for me to interrupt, however, it's never just one person's fault, is it?" "I'm sure Larry bears just as much responsibility as Kate." "Well, excuse me, but I've known Larry longer than the both of you." "You know Kate and Larry?" "Well, um..." "I don't know them, actually, no." "You've met them?" "Not exactly." " How do you not exactly meet somebody?" " Hmm?" "Oh, honey!" "Oh, uh..." "The bathroom faucet got all, uh..." "You know, spritz me and I had to change." "So what did I miss?" "Do you know Kate and Larry Sawyer?" "Kate and Larry Sawyer." "Uh, Kate and Larry Sawyer, Kate and Larry Sawyer." "Um..." "Golly, honey, do I know..." "Kate and Larry Sawyer?" "No, sweetheart, you do not but I do in my own special way and... honey, I've decided to tell them." "Oh, no." "I don't think that would be a good idea, dear." " Yes, sweetheart, yes." " No, no, no." " Yes." " No." " Yes." " No." " Yes." " No." " Yeeees." " No." "Pam, Brian..." "I have the ability to see things." "I hate to say this." "Some people even say that I'm psychic." "It's strange." "Ideas, images, thoughts, names just pop in my head." "Just before, I was thinking Larry, Kate Sawyer." "I don't know how." "I don't know where." "It's frightening, isn't it?" "I can't even watch "Jeopardy"." "I know all the answers." "It's crazy!" "It scares Chris, actually." "It really does." "He doesn't like me to talk about it." "Do you, honey?" "No, knock yourself out." " Telephone!" " Telephone!" "You know, I've never met anyone who could actually do it." "Oh, I don't do it, it just sorta happens." "Well, I've gotta do it." "Go to the bathroom." "Excuse me." " Hello?" " Chris?" " Maria?" " You called." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Hold on one second." " Are you okay?" " Fine." "You?" "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "I'm going back to Veracruz." " For how long?" " I've been offered a job." "Well..." "Wait a minute, wait a minute." "Are you talking about permanently moving?" "I'm leaving Friday." " Are you tryin' to kill me?" " No, I... just want a life." "I want kids and I'm sick of... hearing myself ask for it." "Maria, how do I tell you that I love you and make you believe it?" "What do I say?" " Don't." " No, no, no, just... just listen to me." "Maria..." "I..." "I wanna marry you." "Did you hear me?" "I know you think I'm only saying something that..." " that I think you wanna hear," " Chris!" "Chris!" " but I really mean it." " Chris, don't do it like this." "Chris, don't do it like this." "Not on the phone like this!" "All right, it's not on the phone." "Bad idea, bad." "Let's, let's start again, all right?" "Just..." "I will do anything I have to do." "Anything at all, no matter how hard it is." "Except it's very hard now to talk." "I want to marry you." "I wanna marry you... tonight." "I'm willing to leave here." "We'll go to a justice of the peace." " I gotta go." " No, wait!" "No, no, no, wait!" "Aw!" "I'm sensing..." "you have been very stressed lately." " Oh, you're right." " Yes, I know, very very stressed." "Something concerning..." "Brian and another woman." "Yes, Pam, I feel it." "It's... a woman from his past." " I don't know the nature of the relationship." " Honey." " One second." "It could be sexual, it may not." " Honey, honey." "Could I..." " One second, sweetheart." " No, no, no, honey." " Honey, sweetheart, darling." " It's someone that he..." "Wait." " Honey?" " Yes." "Honey, uh..." "This is the first time the O'Haras have ever been over for dinner and I think, maybe, it's not such a good idea that, you know, they think this kind of thing happens all the time." " You know, you're right." "I'm sorry." " Oh, it's okay." " I really am." " It's okay." "All right." "Sweetheart, was that Bill on the phone?" " No, no, just some public opinion poll." " I knew that." " I knew it was a public opinion poll." " Pardon me, excuse me." "Pam?" "Honey, I've developed a bit of a headache and I think we should be going." "Thanks very much for having us over." "Oh, no, you..." "you haven't had dessert yet." " No, no, no, we really..." " Would you like some aspirin?" "No." " Or some Motrin?" " No." " Some Tylenol?" " No." " Or Percodan?" " No." "Honey, please, let's go." "Honey, I told you." "The psychic thing flips people out." "Was that what happened, Pam?" "Was it the psychic thing?" "Oh, no, no, no!" "Please, could I ask you, just give us one more half hour." "She's been working all day on this dessert." "I have." "You won't be sorry." "One half hour more, okay?" "Please." " Okay, fine." " All right." "Great!" "Okay." "Let's move into the living room." "It is such a pleasure to know you two." " Shh!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Shh!" " What?" " Shh." "I heard him at the phone." " So?" "He said that he loved her and he wanted to marry her." "I even know her name." "Maria!" ""Maria, I love you." "Maria, I wanna marry you." Just like the song." "I was waitin' for him to start singin' and dancin'." "Oh, my God." "This guy has got balls this big." "She calls right here, right under her nose." "Some psychic she is." "Her own husband is in love with a woman named Maria," " and she doesn't even know it!" " I feel so sorry for her." "They are not psychic, they're psychotic." "What kind of a woman makes an armadillo meat loaf and God knows what was in those eggs." " Pam." " What?" "I wouldn't be surprised if this guy killed his first wife." "We gotta get outta here." " Let's go." " No!" "No, no, no, we..." "Be right there!" "Oh, knowing these two, they will bring the dessert to our house." "Okay, listen, we'll just sit down and eat fast." "Fast, fast!" "Eat fast!" "Eat fast!" " All we got's ice cream sandwiches." " We'll tell 'em it's homemade." " We need somethin' else." " Reddi-Wip." "Very good." "It was a good cover with the psychic thing." " You really think so?" " Yeah." "Thank you." "How'd you get all wet?" "I snuck over to their house." "I snuck over to their house looking for Bill." " Yeah?" " And the sprinklers went off." " Oh, God." "Did you find 'im?" " No, he wasn't there." " He wasn't there?" " No." "Give me that." "I wouldn't worry about this too much." "We're not gonna be invited over for dinner." "They already think we're nuts." "They don't think we're nuts." "We're a perfectly normal couple." "Go." ""I scream, you scream." "We all scream for ice cream."" " Great." " Oh, thank you." "You're really gonna like this." "It's a specialty." "Oh, honey." "Doesn't this look great?" "Oh, yeah, looks real good." "Looks real good." "Oh, mmm, this is wonderful." "You're gonna have to give me the recipe, okay?" " I will." " Okay." "Oh, it's terrific." " Mmm." " Mmm!" "Oh, God." "Headache, honey?" "Honey, honey." "I think we'd better..." "I think we're gonna go home." " Yes, I think it's time for us to go." " Yeah." " No!" "No, no, no!" " No, no, no." "No, no, really, we have to go." "No, really, we..." "I have an early tee time tomorrow morning." "Thanks very much for a very interesting evening." "If-if..." "If you could just..." "If you could just..." "Oh, the hell with this." "I'm goin' out there to find Bill." "Well, get your badge." "They'll never believe you're a cop." " Oh, my God." " Did you call the police?" " No." " Lu, you've gotta call the police." "If I tell the police, they'll take me back to testify." "I have to leave." "What about him?" "What are you gonna do with him?" " I'll have to kill 'im." " Hmm?" "Brian, talk to her." " Shut up." " Wait." "Wait." "Lu, wait a minute, now." "What do you mean, you're just gonna kill 'im?" "That's it?" "You kill 'im and that's it?" "He came here to kill me." "Shut up!" "Look, if he lives, he'll tell them that you helped me." "Then they're comin' after you." "Shut up!" "Get up." "Get up." "Come on." "He's probably having' a beer somewhere." "Shit." "Try anything, I'll shoot you." "Get out." "Come on, get up." "I don't see them." "Goddamn it." "Must have turned off." "Come on, come on!" "So how much was I worth, huh?" "25?" "30,000?" "Huh?" "Keep going." "You shouldn't have come after me." "You just shouldn't have come." "I wasn't gonna testify." "Don't stop!" "You don't do anything unless I tell you." "Maybe you're the guy that killed Michael." "Huh?" "Are you?" "Did you kill Michael?" "I bet you are, you son of a bitch!" "I just bet you are." "You killed Michael, didn't you?" "Now I'm gonna kill you." "Get down!" "If you believe in God, you better pray for forgiveness now." "Because you got no time left." "Watch out!" "Go get Bill!" "Hang on, Bill!" "Okay!" "Okay." " You all right?" " Yeah." " Are you okay?" " Yeah." "Get away from the dock!" "I'll get it!" "I'm gonna get the car!" " She okay?" " Yeah." "How about you?" " I'm fine." "Where's Bill?" " Up there." "Okay!" "I got 'er!" "Oo-ha!" "Whoo-hoo-hoo!" "Whoo!" "This is the final boarding call for Flight 610..." "Yep." "They found her on one of those islands near Seattle." "Staying with some family named O'Hara." " She's agreed to testify, am I right?" " I don't know yet." "We just got the call from Seattle." "Don't worry about it." "I'm catching a plane, I'm bringin' her back." "Look, I need to know where she is right now." "Do you follow me?" "That woman..." "That woman..." "will not testify." "Yeah." "I'll call when I get there." "Hey!" "Hello, Tony?" "Yeah." "We got work to do." " Yeah." " Dr. Gold, it's about Badham again." " So she's gonna be all right?" " Okay." "A broken nose." "She'll be fine." "Thank you very much." "Miss Delano." "Am I glad to see you." "I can't tell you what an experience this has been for all of us down in Las Vegas." "We were so relieved... when we learned that they had found you and that you were all right." "Listen, I know that this has been... extremely traumatic for you, but I'm here to assure you that every precaution has been taken." " We're gonna get you home safe." " I have to see my friends first." "Oh, the O'Hara's." "Well, you know what?" "I think it would be safer if we just went straight from here to the airport." "They don't even know what happened to me last night." "Well, you could give 'em a phone call." "No, no, I'm sorry." "If I decide to go back and testify," "I want to see my friends first." "Well, I guess, uh, a quick side trip wouldn't do too much harm." "Not at all." "And I'll stay with you until you're on the plane." "Thanks, Gina." " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, shut up." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "I'll let the dog out." "Will you grab my bag in there?" "Got it." "Whoa!" "Archie!" "Archie!" "Archie!" "Archie, stop!" " Archie, you come back here right now!" " Archie!" " Archie!" "Archie!" " Stop it, Archie!" "Don't..." " Come back here!" " Aw, sic 'em, Archie." "Eat the cat." "So I asked her to marry me." " Really?" "What'd she say?" " She hung up on me." " You asked her on the phone?" " Yeah, I asked her on the phone." "Remember?" "I'm stuck on an island?" "I'm at a dinner party, I can't get away." "Dumb, stupid idea." "I know." "Sorry." "I'm sorry I ruined my life." "I'm sorry the suspect got shot by my gun." "I'm sorry the Mercedes went into the bay." " What about me gettin' hit?" " Sorry about that too." " And me rollin' down the stairs?" " I'm sorry about that too." " And my moustache?" " All right!" "What are you gonna do, blame the deficit on me?" "Just... really sorry that she walked out on me." "Dad... we still have each other." "A reason to live." " Chris?" " Hmm?" "They're back." " Who?" " Gina and the woman I love." " Cops." " Who's the other one?" " Lawyer." " Lawyer." " They're going back to Vegas." " I'm sure gonna miss 'er." " Come on, let's get the hell outta here." " Another car." "More cops, it looks like." " In a Mustang?" " Maybe another lawyer." "This guy's got a gun." "Not a lawyer." "She had to constantly smear cream on herself." "I spent a week at the Mirage." "I loved it there." "Come on right in." "Relax a minute." "Take a look at this, will you?" " Get down!" " Down!" " Get down, there's a man!" " Behind the tree!" "He's got a gun!" "Get down!" " Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, it's them!" " What?" " Get down!" " There's a man!" " Get down!" " Get down!" "Brian, Brian, it's them!" "It's those guys that tried to kill me!" "Everybody, get down!" "No, not there, not there!" "Get up here!" "Do it fast!" "Keep your heads down!" "Police!" "Freeze!" "The idiots are shooting at us." "Stop shooting at us, you idiots." "They think we're the bad guys." "Show 'em your badge." " They're never gonna believe we're cops." " Gina's there, she'll tell 'em." "Go on!" "Hold it up!" "Wait a minute." "Why don't you show 'em yours?" "You think I'm crazy?" "All right, all right!" " Do it together." "One, two, three." " ... two, three." "Don't shoot!" "We're cops!" "Great idea." " Can we shoot back?" " What if we kill 'em?" " What if they kill us?" " Good point." "Okay." "You go, I'll cover you." "Go!" "Wait a minute." "Why don't... you go, and I cover?" "Because I'm already doing the covering thing!" "Go on, go on!" "But you're older." "You got less to live for." " Get outta here!" " Don't shoot anybody." " Who'd you see?" " The same men." " The ones from last night?" " Yes." "Oh, my God!" "Stop shooting!" "Stop shooting, they're police!" "What?" "They're cops." "Det." "Lecce and Reimers out of Seattle." "They're with me." "Part of the stakeout next door." "Bullshit!" "If they're cops, what the hell are they shootin' at us for?" " Because you're shooting at them!" " Call for backup." "Chris, Bill, stop!" "I told them you're cops!" "Oh, shit." " Steve." "Steve!" "Hang in there, buddy." " I'm all right." " What the hell are you doing?" " Hang on, Steve." "In the basement!" "No, no, no!" "I gotta get her outta the house!" "Go!" " Tommy." " You?" "!" "Jesus Christ, am I glad to see you." "I've been goin' nuts here." " Where is she?" " She's back there." "Upstairs." "It's great working' with you, Tom." " Bastard." " I'm a cop." "Run to the water." "Stay by the shore." "Don't stop for anything." " Go!" " I can't." "Go!" "Jump, goddamn it!" "Throw out your gun!" "Come out with your hands above your head!" "This is the police." "You're completely surrounded!" " You got ten seconds!" " No, you got ten seconds!" "You kill her, we kill you." "It's that simple." "She's a friend of yours." "Wanna see her die?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry!" "You see." "She's sorry." "Now back off." "Back the hell off!" "Now!" "Ooh, I don't like what you're thinkin', ace." "Cool heads, boys." "Cool heads." " Let's talk, gentlemen." " No talk." "Let's trade here." "What do you care?" "You want 'er alive, right?" "I don't care about 'er, you can have 'er." "But I get the other one." "I get who I came for." "She walks away and I walk away." "Works for me." "Shoot her." "I don't care." "You're not walkin' outta here." "Listen, nobody's gonna blame you guys." "But somebody is gonna die, I promise you that." " You got a shot?" " I got a shot." "You got nothin'!" "Take it." "I'm takin' it." "I'm gonna drop this bastard!" "Listen to me." "Shut up!" "Let's trade here, all right?" "We're runnin' outta time, boys." "Runnin' outta time." " He got me." " Yeah." " Did you get 'im?" " Yeah." " Am I gonna live?" " Yeah." "Excellent." " Gina?" "Oh, my God." "Is she all right?" " She'll be all right." " Are you sure?" " She'll be all right." "Yeah." " Good dog, Arch." "Good dog." " Oh, good dog." " You havin' a good week?" " Perfect." " Hey." " You hurt bad?" "Nah." "Winged me, clipped me." "Took a hit in the shoulder." "It was nothin'." " I'm just glad it wasn't me." " Yeah, glad it wasn't me." "Yeah, you know, I cannot believe I'm about to say this, but..." "I'm actually gonna miss you guys." " A little." " Yeah, well, we're gonna miss you too." " A little less." " Thank you." " The bad news is... your dog's okay." " I know you love him." " We gotta go." " I can feel you love him." "Yeah." "Hey, uh, listen, if I get another assignment like this," " how about I give you guys a call?" " No." "No?" "Right." "I am gonna sue for custody." " For him?" " Yeah." "Take 'im." "He irritates the hell outta me." "You were right." "I do look better without it." "That's why I shaved mine off." "Because I look better without it." "No." "You shaved yours off because you look old with it." " Oh, how old do I look?" " You look like, uh, Santa Claus old." " What?" "That's ridiculous!" " You look like a little old clockmaker." "You're even starting to smell old." " So, you wanna go get somethin' to eat?" " No, go home." "You got a wife and kids." "They miss you." "I don't know why." "Why don't you come over?" "You got nothin' to eat here." "No one to eat with." "You'll get lonely, depressed..." "You'll start wondering what you got to live for..." "I'll have to go downtown, identify the body..." "Come on, do it for me." "It's only three storeys." "I'd just hurt myself." "I'll see you." " Okay, dad." " Enough with the dad thing." "Hola?" "Hello, uh, puedo hablar con Maria?" " Quien habla?" " It's Chris." "Who do you thin..." "Hello?" "Would you marry me?" "Yes." "Ooh!"