"Buster Keaton in The Saphead" "Directed by Herbert Blache Written by June Mathis" ""The New Henrietta" was a Broadway play in which..." "Douglas Fairbanks scored a major success in 1913." "It was first filmed with him 1915 under the name THE LAMB." "When it was to be remade by Metro in 1920,..." "Fairbanks himself suggested Buster Keaton for his former role." "Keaton was then under an exclusive contract with..." "Joseph M. Schenck who agreed to loan him to Metro." "It was Keaton's first appearance in a feature-length film." "THE SAPHEAD'S great success earned Keaton star billings in his subsequent films." "A little street where money is everything- and everything is money." "Nicholas Van Alstyne- known, loved, and feared as "The Old Nick of The Street."" "Old Nick's very private secretary -- "Mr. Musgrave."" ""You tell him that Jim Hardy from Arizona is here."" ""I used to pal with this old boy out west."" ""What the blazes brought you east, Jim?"" ""The Henrietta mine -- she's the all-fired biggest proposition I ever seen."" ""Jim, you know more about a mine than anybody on earth -- except me --"" ""I want a broker -- send for Watson Flint."" ""If you say the Henrietta is that big -- watch me gamble on her!"" "Mark Turner had succeeded in marrying Old Nick's daughter   but had never succeeded at anything else." "MARK TURNER BROKER" "His morning mail as usual was all bills and no business." ""There's a girl outside that wants to see you personal."" "I am destitute and very ill." "I must see you." "Henrietta Reynolds" ""Your wife's outside, sir."" ""Go back and tell her she'll hear from me in a day or two."" ""I came to invite you to lunch."" ""I'm afraid you'd find me rotten company."" ""I work like a dog, Rose -- but I don't get anywhere."" ""Your father's commissions are worth a fortune to a broker   but he never gives me an order."" ""I'll have a talk with Dad about you -- when he gets home this afternoon."" "Old Nick's castle." "Bertie Van Alstyne, Esquire, his father's hope and pride, breakfasts early -- in the afternoon." ""I want to talk to you about the way you treat Mark."" "I am destitute and very ill." "I must see you." "Henrietta Reynolds" ""You keep away " " I'll see her, and try to get your letters back."" ""If you'll stop talking I'll see what I can do for your Mark."" "Bertie had been in love for years and decided something must be done about it." "Nick's ward, Agnes, was the girl Bertie loved." "He had confided this   to his sister and his valet -- but had never mentioned it to her." ""Agnes has telegraphed that she's coming home from school today."" ""Don't get excited ---- you'll have plenty of time to meet her --- - the train doesn't arrive until 6:30."" ""What's happened to you lately?" "Getting home at daylight   and having a picture of Henrietta, the dancer, in your room--"" ""I am leading a fast life because I am in love with Agnes."" "How to win the modern girl by Judith Blakely" "How to win the modern girl." "THE Modern Girl has no use for the old-fashioned man." "She prefers   sports to saints." "Few girls now-a-days can resist a dashing, gambling, drinking devil." "Agnes was to arrive at the Grand Central   so Bertie went to meet her at the Pennsylvania." "Six-thirty at the Grand Central." "Agnes was an orphan -- whom Nick has brought up as his own child." ""Nobody met me."" ""The saphead!" "I suppose he forgot all about you."" ""Ask Hutchins to let me know as soon as Mr. Bertie comes in."" ""Mr. Bertie is never home before three in the morning, Miss."" ""I was waiting for someone -- but she didn't come."" "Trash" "The Gay White Way failing to cheer Bertie - his friends try the side streets." ""I'm having rotten luck -- lend me a couple of thousand."" ""Are those things worth two thousand dollars?"" ""What are they made of?"" ""I'm awfully tired of this -- would you mind very much if I stop?"" ""Your winnings, Mr. V. -- thirty-eight thousand."" ""Are you quite sure you can spare it?"" "Bertie sees a chance to get a real reputation as a sport " ""Will you see to arresting me, please?"" "Morning" "RAID ON GAMBLING PALACE." "SON OF NICHOLAS VAN ALSTYNE AMONG THOSE PRESENT." "Young Men of Prominent Families Given Free Ride to Police Station." ""But they might come and take him to jail!"" ""Is it true you were in that dreadful place?"" ""I was there because I love Agnes."" ""If you love Agnes, why didn't you meet her?"" ""I did -- but she didn't come."" ""Bertie -- you've changed somehow."" ""I heard you tell Rose that you loved me -- and I love you, too."" ""I've tricked you into loving me -- when you know the truth " " I'm afraid you won't care for me any more."" ""Tell me --"" ""I'm good!"" ""I've tried my best to get over it -- but I can't -- and I still kneel down   and say my prayers every morning -- before I go to bed."" ""Bertie, who is Henrietta?"" ""I bought her picture- but I never met her."" ""Agnes, you'd better go."" ""You've got to get out and shift for yourself -  this is the last check you'll get from me!"" "(Cashier's Check) Bankers Trust Company 10,000 $" " Nicholas Van Alstyne" ""How can you be so cruel!" "I love Bertie, whether you do or not, and I'm going to be his wife!"" ""If you've had the impertinence to ask Agnes to marry you--"" """ " I suppose I've got to give you a little more."" "Bankers Trust Company 1,000,000 $" ""Not another cent!"" ""Not another word about marrying Agnes until you go to work ---- - and make something of yourself!"" "Poor Bertie-- cut off with a million -- moved into humble quarters at the Ritz." "Watson Flint " " Nick's broker, and a friend of the family." ""I've got to go into business like you and Mark Turner."" "Dearest Agnes, you wanted me to go into business so I have gone." ""I bought a seat on the Stock Exchange for a hundred thousand dollars."" ""A hundred thousand dollars for a seat?"" ""Well, furniture is way up now-a-days."" ""I want to show you an engagement ring."" ""You asked me to look after it, sir."" ""If father won't let us marry, perhaps you'll keep it to remember me by."" ""No matter what Uncle Nick says, I'll marry you whenever you want me --"" ""We can't now, Bertie -- we must make arrangements first -  let's say next Tuesday!"" ""Leon, we're to be married secretly Tuesday evening -  please make all the arrangements."" ""It would be a wonderful surprise for her -  if we could only get it ready in time."" ""We must!"" "You can never be sure a woman will be on time -- even for her wedding." ""I'm going to marry Bertie tonight."" ""But, Agnes -- you mustn't run away -- we'll have the wedding here!"" ""Get out one of her little white dresses -- and she can wear my wedding veil."" ""I'll manage father, and send for the Reverend Murray Hilton."" ""I took you into business because Rose wanted me to   and you're making good!"" ""I've given you power of attorney because I'm going on a cruise Wednesday   and you'll be in charge while I'm away."" ""Bertie and Agnes are going to be married tonight --"" ""Perhaps they've locked her up."" ""All right -- let 'em be married in here -- or down cellar -- or on the roof --"" ""-- but I won't see them."" ""I have called for Agnes."" ""I'm through with you --"" ""-- and as for Agnes, she has disobeyed me --"" ""Now ask Bertie to forgive you."" ""We're going to be married here!"" "For the Minister" ""Anything else?"" ""I'll put one in every pocket -- then when the minister asks me -- there you are!"" "(Address) Henrietta Reynolds 518 S. Vine St, Omaha, Nebraska" ""If I die -- promise me you'll put these into Mrs. Turner's hands."" ""I want Mrs. Turner!"" ""Henrietta is dead -- and I gave her my sacred word I'd put these into your hands."" "A dying mother appeals to you - Have mercy on my little one. " " The letters from her father which I send with this will tell you the rest." "Henrietta Reynolds" ""I'm sorry this blow has come, Rose " " I've tried to keep it from you --"" ""Bertie, these belong to you ---- they're from Henrietta."" "Bertie's valet had planned a great surprise for the bridal couple." "Tortured by thoughts of Agnes " " Bertie hopes a visit to   the Stock Exchange may help him to forget." ""This is a new member " " Mr. Van Alstyne."" ""Mr. Turner wants to see you at Van Alstyne's office right away."" ""Do all these seats cost a hundred thousand dollars?"" "HE'S NEW MAKE HIM WELCOME" "Knowing that the truth about Henrietta Reynolds must soon come to light," "Mark has induced Nick to go on his yachting trip as planned." "With Nick out of the way, Mark sees a chance to clean up a fortune   before his relations with Henrietta Reynolds are discovered." ""Mr. Van Alstyne notified you that I would be in   complete authority here during his absence -- ?"" ""I want you to sell 'Henrietta Mine' until you have   knocked the price down fifty points!"" ""I can't accept a commission of that size without security."" ""Great heavens, Turner!" " these securities belong to your father-in-law!"" ""While he is away they are mine."" "Bertie's introduction to the Floor grows more and more informal." ""All they do here is knock off hats -- but I enjoy it -- it occupies the mind."" ""I'm going out to get some new ones so I can play it again."" "The raid on Henrietta." ""They've started a raid on 'Henrietta' -- you ought to be on the Floor!"" ""When I want your advice I'll send for you!"" ""Mr. Tildon of the National City is here."" "BIG SLUMP IN HENRIETTA MINING STOCK" ""Mr. Van Alstyne won't return for a week -- and Mr. Turner is in charge."" ""Tell Turner if we don't receive collateral by three o'clock we'll be forced to   throw Van Alstyne's holdings on the market!"" ""Thank God you've come, sir!"" ""Thank God!" "I was seasick--"" "...PA ..." "HEN ..." "INP 200...67 200...37... ..." ""Call up Mr. Tildon -- and send to the Stock Exchange for Mark Turner!"" ""Mr. Turner hasn't been on the Floor today!"" ""Mark Turner is responsible for this raid, sir."" ""Because he's a cheat - I found out he was responsible for   that Henrietta girl, and put the blame on Mr. Bertie-"" ""I'm sorry to hurry you -- but it's two-thirty, and your securities must be in the bank before the market closes."" ""It's almost three o'clock." "There's nothing on earth I can do."" ""You're too late." "Flint's on the Floor now, knocking the last breath out of   the 'Henrietta' -- and I can buy your holdings for next to nothing!"" ""Get the police!"" ""All the police in the world can't prevent your losing control of the Henrietta Mine   when the gong rings in the Stock Exchange!"" "HENRIETTA" "HENRIETTA" "HENRIETTA" "HENRIETTA!" "HENRIETTA!" "HENRIETTA!" "HENRIETTA" "HENRIETTA" "HENRIETTA" ""Sir, you're insulting me!" " and I demand that you stop yelling that woman's name!"" "HENRIETTA!" "HENRIETTA" ""They're all yelling that woman's name at me -  and I can't make them stop!"" ""Bertie, listen!" "" " I'll tell you something that will stop them!"" ""Every time you hear a man yelling 'Henrietta'   you grab him and say -- 'I TAKE IT'!"" "It seems to Bertie that the whole Stock Exchange   is taunting him by yelling Henrietta's name." ""She's up forty points and going like a rocket!"" "Van Alstyne's Henrietta Pounded to a Pulp" "...HEN LAST 7000...94...97....... 105....." ""I've been saved, Flint!" " saved by a miracle!"" ""It was no miracle -- it was Bertie!" "He's the latest member of   the Stock Exchange!"" ""He's bought a cottage on Long Island -- this is his address."" ""I have been on the Floor of the Stock Exchange."" ""Why, my boy -- you've saved 'Henrietta'!"" ""I mean the Henrietta mine!" "Now get dressed, because I've sent for Agnes and the minister."" "THE END" "Subtitle By :" "Reza Fa"