"Hey, what do you want in your omelet?" "Hello?" "It's the week before Halloween" "Right" "So candy corn, Good 'n Plenty and Reese's Pieces" "But make it with egg whites it's healthier" "Oh, can you make another one?" "Leo's gonna join us" "Oh..." "Leo" "How come every time I say Leo you have to say "oh..." "Leo"?" "Because I'm trying to make the passive-aggressive point that I'm not crazy about him" "I don't know why you haven't picked up on that" "You know, you could make an effort" "This guy's really important to me" "I could make an effort but I wouldn't be able to go" ""oh..." "Leo" all the time" "What are you doing?" "Well, you know I like to dine al fresco so I opened up a little cafe "Jacques"" "Cimanin" "Did you know that" "Uh-huh" "Oh, God" "Two guys are already lining up for the next Star Wars movie" "I wanna show up in two years and cut right in front of them" "Hey, guys" "Adler, do you have two singles?" "I'm short" "I told the cab driver I was gonna get some money for his tip" "Screw it, I'm already here" "Hi Hey, Will" "Hey, Leo!" "Great to see you, buddy" "Thanks for dropping by!" ""Hey, Leo," I like that" "It's a lot better than "Oh..." "Leo."" "Yeah, how does "Goodbye, Leo" grab you?" "Oh, look at this" "Pumpkin picking day trips in the Catskills" "We should do this" "I know" "We always talk about it We really should do it this time" "We could rent bikes" "Bike up there Pick our own pumpkin" "I got a Jeep" "I could drive up We could all go together" "Sounds great Right, Will" "Uh, sure Maybe" "I got a friend He loves to bike" "Maybe you would hit it off" "We could go Halloween unless you have to work" "Uh, it's Halloween" "Excellent Oh, I gotta go" "My latte's probably ready" "Have you guys been to Jacques'?" "No, but I pass it every day on my way to work" "That bike trip's never gonna happen" "No, of course not Who does that" "Hey." "You guys ready?" "I got the bikes, I got the Jeep" "I got the annoying clapping" "Come on, let's do it" "Do what?" "Pumpkins?" "Catskills?" "You know, the bike trip" "My buddy's in the lobby He's really excited" "Come on." "Pumpkins!" "Outdoors!" "Fresh air!" "Let's raise the roof" "Too far" "He's kidding, right?" "He's kidding, right?" "We talk about doing things but we never do them" "I know Oh, God" "He thinks I do things!" "A pumpkin-picking bike trip on a brisk fall day?" "It's madness!" "You have to come Come on, it could be fun" "We're always saying we should be more spontaneous, right?" "Yeah." "I just didn't think it would happen so suddenly" "You okay, Kare?" "You haven't touched your Jack-accino" "Yeah, I am fine It's just this song" "Stan always puts it on whenever we're making love" "Or as I like to call it being trapped under rubble" "Gosh, Kares, is it hard to be with him after almost having an affair?" "No, honey That's all behind us" "I don't even think about that anymore" "Ooh." "Look I got a little spot on my jacket" "Out" "Out, damned spot" "Filthy whore!" "I'm sorry, Stan I almost cheated on you!" "You know, I could probably take this to the dry cleaners" "Uh-oh." "I think your behavior is masking some deeper turmoil" "But what?" "Grr, psychology is so hard" "All right, listen." "I tell you what" "I'll take you to my gay group therapy" "They'll help" "No" "No more of your damn gay group therapy" "How many times you expect me to sit through "Mamma Mia"?" "Karen, I'm serious" "Come with me They'll help" "I used to have multiple personalities" "Now I'm only dating one guy" "Oh, and if anybody asks your drag name is All-Beef Patty" "Nope" "Sorry, there's a 20-minute wait Thank you" "Thanks for doing this" "Well, I'm a good friend" "Who knows, maybe this guy Leo's bringing along is gonna turn out to be totally hot" "Hello" "Will, this is my friend, Kim" "It is nice to meet you" "Score" "Nice to meet you, too..." "Kim Um, why don't you guys go on ahead?" "and we'll meet you downstairs Looking forward to it" "Down, boy" "Shut up, man" "You owe me big time" "Or... you owe her" "Huh" "Well, you see what you have there, don't you?" "I see what I don't have the other half of my date" "What you have... is a pocket gay" "A pocket gay?" "A pocket gay?" "A pocket gay" "The perfect travel-size homosexual" "Just pop him in a man-purse a briefcase and you're good to go" "In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way" "And ever since it happened I feel so guilty" "Well, I feel a little bit uncomfortable" "All of these gay eyes on me" "Judging me Undressing me" "Then dressing me up again in a different outfit" "Well, I can understand your reservations, Ms. Beef Patty" "But I just want you to understand that we don't judge in here" "But seriously, you do seem troubled" "But we understand what you're going through in here" "I mean, a lot of us in here have cheated" "Roger" "But I think that your conscience is telling you what you need to do" "I have to tell Stan, don't I?" "In here, we value honesty above all else" "All right, all right Come on, stop!" "Little man, you wanna race?" "Oh, come on, Leo It's such a beautiful day let's" " Psych!" "God, Kim's like a machine" "Or a wind-up toy" "This sucks, riding around in this stupid yellow helmet" "It's like I'm on a bike trip with Curious George" "I know." "If this seat goes any further up my ass" "I'm gonna have to take my underwear off with tweezers" "Fall off your bike" "What?" "Fall off You'll break something we'll go back to the lodge get a stack of pancakes and end this rotten day" "I'm not falling off You fall" "He's your boyfriend" "And Kim's your boyfriend" "Hey, stop that!" "You stop!" "Can we just please enjoy this?" "God, I'm so sick of myself" "You know what?" "I'm making a change" "From here on it's a new Grace" "And New Grace is gonna be adventurous and outdoorsy" "Like the girls on "Little House on the Prairie," (Little House on the Prairie: 1974-1983³â ¹æ¼ÛµÈ ¹Ì±¹ÆÇ Àü¿øÀÏ±â) but with makeup and sight" "Get off it There's no new Grace" "Nobody changes and there's nothing new" "You're just jealous because in the last two minutes I've matured and you haven't" "Any other pearls of wisdom from New Grace?" "Yeah Watch out for the pothole" "What does that mean watch out for the pot-holy sh--!" "You okay?" "No!" "Leo did this on purpose" "Clearly, this whole trip was planned to humiliate me" "I get the crappy bike, a micro-date and a helmet that makes me look like I ride the special bus" "Now, Will, let's not rewrite history" "The yellow helmet was the only one that fit over your enormous forehead" "Whatever" "At least now we get to go home get away from all this fresh air and scenery and spend Halloween like civilized people" "Getting hammered in a crowded bar" "I'm not going anywhere" "I meant what I said before about a new attitude" "I'm going to finish this bike trip" "Oh, please." "Nobody has a new attitude and nobody finishes anything" "You know what, Will?" "You could stand to be a little more open-minded" "Let the new Will out" "Who knows, maybe New Will knows how to ride a bike" "They were a little bit low on medical supplies." "But it's cool" "You'll probably pass out from the blood loss before the excruciating pain kicks in" "Okay." "So what are we gonna do?" "Head back?" "No, are you kidding?" "Let's go Let's hit the road" "Ooh, sorry, Will" "Why don't you go ahead?" "I'll stay with Will" "Okay" "But you owe me one" "I owe you nothing" "Shut up Get outta here" "Well, this is it, Jackie" "The moment of truth" "Gonna open those doors walk into Stan's office and tell him that I had an affair" "And that I feel awful about it" "I wish there was some way I could take it back" "Please forgive me!" "Well, I feel better What do you say we get outta here?" "No, Karen!" "No!" "This isn't one of those ugly situations where you can just close your eyes and pray it will be over soon like a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie" "You have to deal with this" "You're right You're right" "'Course you're right" "Well, I feel better what do you say we get out" "Karen, no!" "Oh, why should I?" "Because" "Because why?" "Karen" "One of the things I admire most about you is your ability to meet a challenge head on" "You see a difficult situation and you tackle it" "Yes" "You're strong" "You're fearless" "Your boobs are as high as an elephant's eye." "That's why I love you" "I'm gonna help you Okay." "I'm opening the door" "I'm closing the door" "Why?" "What happened?" "Karen, um, one of the things I admire about you is your ability to run from a challenge" "You see a difficult situation and you tackle it with a bottle of JB" "You're weak You're a scaredy-cat" "Your elephant boobs are in my eye" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Honey!" "Get out of my way" "I've gotta talk to Stanley" "No, Karen, he's busy!" "What--what are you trying to hide, Heidi?" "Nothing!" "Look, uh, a shiny object" "Stanley, that had better be me you're having sex with!" "All right, just keep these puppies elevated and we'll be dancin' in no time" "Legs don't heal and nobody dances" "Look, you know you really don't have to stay with me" "I-I'm fine" "It's okay, I want to" "Why?" "Because I like you, okay?" "I think you're cute" "Why do you say that?" "I'm not cute" "I'm grouchy I'm inflexible" "Give me a lawn chair and an open robe and I'm my grandfather" "You see, and I think that's cute" "Ooh, your feet are freezing" "How's this?" "You don't have to do th-- Ooh, boy, that feels good" "Need some help?" "Please" "Would the Little House girls need help putting a chain back on their prairie bikes?" "I don't think so" "I am fine This is fun" "Well, take as long as you need" "I'm having a hell of a time admiring your ass" "Oh, good!" "I got it on" "I did it!" "Look!" "How essential is this?" "Okay, this is not a problem" "This is an opportunity for more fun." "Okay?" "Guess that's why they call it a to-go cup (to go cup= ÀÏÈ¸¿ë ÄÅ)" "You okay?" "Fine" "All I need now is another car to go by with a muffin and a paper" "Let me get you something to dry off with" "Here you go" "Thanks" "Fun!" "Hey, Jackie" "Hi, Kare" "I hope you're not hungry The kitchen just closed" "No." "It's okay" "Hmm, quiet tonight" "Well... a holiday" "Yeah" "Can I get you something to drink" "Oh, yeah Bourbon on the rocks (Bourbon :" "À§½ºÅ°)" "Oh, we don't have a liquor license" "I do" "So?" "So" "It's been going on for months" "She works in the prison cafeteria" "The hairnet... the pork chops... how can I compete with that?" "Apparently, she had him at jello" "So, uh, what are you gonna do?" "Well..." "Honey, I left him" "Sorry" "Trick or treat" "There it is" "I see the one I want" "It's orange" "Let's go." "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "I'm right behind you" "This is great" "I could be in a crowded gay bar right now getting hammered." "Whoo!" "Leo?" "Leo, where are ya?" "Catch!" "Oh, motherf" " Oof!" "Are you okay?" "What was I thinking?" "I guessed that you weighed more than the pumpkin" "Leo I have to tell you something" "I have been trying so hard to be someone that I'm" "And it's raining" "God" "You even look beautiful wet" "I know, but..." "Look, there's something I gotta tell ya" "You're having a crappy time" "I am" "I wish I weren't, but I am" "I'm wet and cold" "And I've got mud on my Juicy Couture shirt (Juicy Couture : ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ ÀÇ·ù ºê·£µå)" "And I've inhaled four bugs" "Look, Leo, there is no New Grace" "It's just old Grace with pigtails and lower back pain" "And I know that you don't know what that means but I do" "So you need a girl who likes to go outside and eat bugs and I guess you're gonna have to find one, 'cause it ain't me" "That's a shame" "You were the right size and everything" "Hello?" "Coat hog" "When did you know I was hating it?" "When we passed that motel with free HBO, and a tear ran down your cheek (HBO : ¹Ì±¹ÀÇ ÄÉÀÌºí Ã¤³Î Áß ÇÏ³ª)" "I do love television" "I'm sorry" "It's okay" "Wanna get outta here?" "What's the rush?" "I'm starting to feel a little more outdoorsy" "You staying at Leo's tonight?" "Yeah." "What about you?" "Ugh." "I'm beat I'm probably just gonna crash" "Ok." "Goodnight" "Goodnight"