"Hi Sally, is me Dick." "I'm in the car." "I'm on the new cellular Sally, Yes." "So, what you guys doing." "TV." "What's on." "Oh, that's my favorite show." "I know what." "Put the phone at to the TV." " Dick, watch the road." " Oh Sally, hang on." "Do you wanna eat pizza tonight." "No, no." "I call it." "I got a coupon in my wallet." "Bye, bye." "Dick you drive." "I call in the order." " Oh were is that coupon." " I'll get the coupon." "Can't you just order pizza when we get home." "Here it is." "There now you see, Mary." "Everything is fine." "And we have nice, hot, piping pizza when we get..." "Dick...." "I don't know how this could have happening." "It just came out of nowhere." "Dick, those tire tracks tell a different history." "It looks like you drove off the road and straight into this tree." "Well, that tree must be new because I driving off this road several times and I never hit it once." " Well, your distracted, maybe take your eyes off the road." " No." " He was ordering a pizza." " Mary..." "Please." "That's the whiplash talking." "Well in any case!" "An accident report has to be file." "Just a good thing you weren't drunk, Dick." "Because that would be..." "a lot more paperwork." " Mary, what I'm going to do." " You should call your insurance company." " My insurance company?" " Don't tell me you not cover?" "Well, of course I'm cover." "I'm with the same insurance..." " Is on the back of this card." " I call them right now on my brand new cellular phone." "Wait a second." " Here it is." " Ah." "Don, wait up!" "Alright missy!" "Your off my speed dial!" "Well, there it is, gang." "Oh my God, Dick!" "What the hell did you do!" " How we gonna get groceries?" " Yeah!" "Toll each other around the block on skateboards." "C'mon!" "Just be thankful I wasn't kill!" "Yeah right!" "Cause then we have to find a ride to your funeral because you broke our freaking car!" "I'm gonna talk to the mechanic." "I told you right now, if I go to that office and I don't... find a calendar with greasy women posing on cardboards..." "I swear to God..." "I'm breaking something!" " Ok now, you need to chill out!" " I'm breaking something." "Mr Solomon!" "Gary Parkinson." "Buckeye Fidelity Insurance." "You call about your Rambler." "Oh yes, Gary." "Thank you for getting here so quicky." "Here it is." " This car has been in an accident." " You bet." "Why else would I want insurance?" "You know, you have to buy the insurance before the accident." " Say again?" " You have to buy the insurance before the accident." "Oh I see." "So that's how this little scam of yours work!" " No." " You people are the worst kind of scumb, you now that?" "Now if you excuse me Gary, I got to get back to my respectable job!" "Try finding another sucker!" "Good day Sir." "Oh I'm screwed!" "Well, maybe you should rent a car." "Oh, and I supose if a got insurance you pay for that too?" "Yeah, we would." "Good day Sir!" "Hi." "Gary Parkinson." "Buckeye Fidelity Insurance." "Harry Solomon." "That's all I got." "Harry, how would you like to experience complete peace of mind?" "I don't now." "I hear that." "BAM!" " What?" " You just got hit by a bus!" "Whos gonna take care of your family?" "I'll say the bus driver ows me one!" "After he find that you didn't have insurance he die laughing, but it doesn't have to be that way." "Harry, I'll show you how you can build a safer tomorrow today, whit insurance." "Wow!" "You do that for me?" "Harry, you may find that a good insurance salesman can become your best friend." "You just give me the go ahead and..." "BAM your insured." "Give me a call, ok?" "Hey, you did what I did!" "Alright!" "There it is again." "I like that guy!" "So what do you think?" "About what?" "My rental car!" "Isn't is great?" "Not really." "Not really?" "Nina, just watch what this baby can do." "What?" "Started right up!" "And listen to this." "Is call FM radio!" "There's Jazz." "Or Rock." "Or my personal favorite..." "Latin Salsa!" "All cars have that!" "Well not the Rambler!" "If I know what an antiquated piece of crap that car was I would have crash it years ago!" "Oh, and speaking of crap, I just noticed a little something on my windshield." "I wish there were some way I can... get rid of that!" "Wait a second... what's this?" "Would you look at that!" "Blue juice at the touch of a Button." "Now tell me that's not damn cool." " I have to get back to the office." " Yes, me too." " Dick, open the door." " Oh, are they lock!" "Gee I'm sorry." "You lock them again!" "Well, allow me to unlock them for you." "You unlock this doors right now!" "You didn't say the password!" "What's the password?" "The password is Salsa!" " Alright, your total is 4.955 dollars." " What?" " 4.955 dollars?" " There was significant damage." "Well, I think if we try really hard we can get this number down just a little bit." "Look at this." "Reeplace cranksafth!" "Do we really need that?" "If you want the car to go!" "Ok, but right here..." "new brakeline's front and rear." "Can we just go with one or the other?" "Not if you want the car to stop!" "Ah, ah, ah... new hood ornament!" "We do not need that and you know it!" "Fine!" "I leave it off." "You just can't leave that off!" "That make's the car!" "Just tell me what you want." "We want you to drop the attitude and put the new hood ornament on the damn car!" "Let's check this numbers one more time and see what we got." "Ok." "Your total is 4.955 dollars." "Now were talking!" "That wasn't so hard now doesn't swetty?" "Get back to work, alright!" "Lock doors!" "Unlock doors!" "Open trunk!" "Close trunk!" "Close trunk!" "Oh damn!" "I guest I'll have to learn to close my own trunk!" " Hello Dick." " Oh, hey Don." "You wanna go for a spin in my sweet ride?" "Sorry Dick, I'm here in official police business." "I was going over your accident report and I notice you didn't fill out your insurance info." "Ah, that's because I don't have any insurance." "But Dick, that's just plain crazy!" "You got to have insurance!" "Why?" "Is just a bet again myself!" "The only way I can win my money back is by getting horrible injured!" "You know Dick, you have a good point!" "I don't even know why I'm here!" "Oh wait I know why I'm here..." "Because is the law!" " No is not!" " Yes it is!" " No is not!" " Yes it is!" "Well I subscribe to nature's law!" "The indoustrios beaver doesn't insure is dam!" "Doesn't?" "No!" "He roll the dice!" "And if a flud should strike is ___ slap is tail upon the water and flies away!" "I'm just gonna put down state farm." " Artritis?" " No." " Asma?" " No." "Have you smoke in the last 5 years?" "Yes." "No, you haven't." "Yes, I have." "No, you haven't." "Yes..." "I really have!" "Ups, already checks no!" "Well thats unfortunately, because I enjoy the occasional cigar!" "I didn't ear that." "I say I enjoy the occasional cigar!" "You don't smoke!" "Well I smoke that bannana right there!" "You don't smoke!" "Ok, I don't smoke." "You know, I really do smoke."