"THE SURROGATE HUSBAND" "DIRECTOR" "Marvellous papers." "Indeed, marvellous papers." "I can confidently assign you the post as my private secretary." "Heikki!" "Here you are." "Outstanding papers." " Yes, they are." "Why did you leave your previous post?" "It seems that you were irreplaceable." "The Director thought so, but his wife didn't understand business." "And I didn't want to stand in the way of their happiness." "Would you like to come again tomorrow?" "We'll tell you the board's decision." " I'd love to come." "I hope the majority of the board supports me for this secretarial post." "Goodbye!" " Goodbye." "What did you think, Mimmi?" " Tolerable." "But Judge Pimentola said that she's..." " Unsuitable for this oflice." "But what ifthe board..." " I'm the board." "Next applicant." "You wouldn't accept even an angel." " I don't trust that sort of angels." "And this angel didn't speak English." "That's the most important requirement." "I demand that we choose a person who masters the English language." "Next!" "Hello." "Markkula  Son." "Hold on, please." "For you, Ensio." "Hello." "Hi!" "Are you in town?" " Yes." "I came in my new car." "Do you want to take a ride?" "Where are you?" " At Rex, opposite your oflice." "Come and have a chat." " I'll be right there." "Excuse me, I have to run some errands." "Goodbye." "I brought the references in person, as requested." "I served 17 years in the Rantala office, but afler the madam died..." "Damned Lahtinen." "Why did he leave his car right here?" "Just a moment, Miss." "I'm sorry." "Here you go." "Sorry again." " Never mind." "It could've been worse." " That's right." "Could've been worse." "Oh my, what a pretty thing you have." "Put it in the bag already sol can leave." "Are you applying for ajob over there?" " That's where I was going." "Don't bother." "You won't get it with than face." "I've never been called ugly." " Exactly." "At least tell them that you're married if you want the job." "It could help." "How do you know?" " Trust me." "I know these things." "Tell them that you're married and..." "Well, you know." "I presume your sawdust is good, up here." " A brand new package!" "Listen, Miss!" "I'll wait for you right here." " Don't bother!" "What?" "Did you study in England?" " Yes, in King's College, London." "We can't promise you anything." "Besides, you lack experience." "But her English must be perfect!" " Yes, and I'm quick to learn." "The office of Markkula  Son is not a learning facility." "But what if we gave Miss..." "a trial period?" "Yes, madam, give me a chance." "Fire me if you're not satisfied." "Ijust want to start working." "You see, my husband and I..." " Your husband?" "Are you married?" " Are you surprised?" "Not at all, but..." "I don't hire married women on principle." "The church register says you're a Miss." " I got married only recently." "The church register was written three months ago." "Besides, marriage might prevent me from getting ajob." "Like now." "What's your husband called?" "I kept my own name, Venes." " I want to know your husband's name." "Lahtinen." " What's his occupation?" "He doesn't have one." "He's unemployed." "Unemployed?" "He gets married without being able to make a living!" "Is he in town?" " No." "Yes, he is." " here is he?" "He's waiting outside." " Go and get him." "Go already!" "You're an honest girl." "I think we can hire you." "But first I want to meet your husband." "Well, go and get him!" "Why do you want to meet the husband?" "We're not hiring her." "Why not?" "We'll hire her!" "I just want to meet the scoundrel, who's leeching offtham poor girl." "You must help me, sir." "I followed your advice." "What happened?" " The board wants to meet my husband!" "Let's go!" " Wham, me?" "It was your idea!" "Be my husband for ten minutes." "Please, I'd do anything for you, but I won't go up there." "Well, Heikki." "Now you see how noble a woman in love is." "This sweet, young woman - sacrifices her youth for the man she loves." "And yet, this man is nothing." "Leave the man alone, Mimmi." "It's not him we're hiring." "Why not?" "If he isn't totally worthless, we'll give him ajob, too." "I can't back out now, I need to find a man!" "But I refuse." "I have issues with than family." "I can't sort things out here." " But I need ajob!" "Please, do this for me, sir." "All you have to do is stand there." "Pretend to be my husband who's in love with me, and that's that." "Hey, where are you going?" "You can't..." "Hi, mother." "Did you hire a secretary yet?" "Listen, mother." "Dear mother." "Couldn't we move to the country house already tomorrow?" "Where is your husband, Miss?" "I think that he went..." "inside to get a coffee." "Wait here." "I hope that he really is there." "Let us go." "Excuse me, is Mr. Lahtinen here?" "Why won't you answer?" "Is Mr. Lahtinen here?" "As you can see, mesdames, there are several gentlemen with that name." "Oh, there you are." "I didn't see you an first." "I'm sorry, this must seem weird." "Please help me, I'll explain later." "Here he is." " Are you two married?" "Nice to meet you." "Not nice at all." "I'd like to talk to you in private." "So this is your husband." "What is your occupation?" "Well, tell her." "No need to be ashamed." "I'm a... draughtsman." " And drawings are worthless these days." "Dear child." "Why did you marry a man who can't provide for you?" "Love is like a mote in your eye, it comes unexpectedly." "You should get a real job, not drink coffee all day with your wife's money." "Madam, I..." " Please, dear." "I've told you many times." "Get a real job." " I'll hire you, Miss." "And I try to get him ajob, too." " Thank you, madam, for both of us." "Don't mention it." "Come to the office tomorrow." "And for your sake, Miss, I try to get him ajob as well." "Ensio, let's go." " Mother, I'd like to stay." "Let's go!" "Thank you." "Stop, Miss!" "A 'thank you' is not enough." "I wonder what you think of me." " Shall I say it?" "No, let me explain first." "Very well." "But explain inside." "What does he have to do with this?" "If you hire the wife, it doesn't matter what the husband is!" "Young people need guidance!" "If God created a man to use an axe instead of a pen, - he has to be told if he doesn't realise it himself." "Dear mother, I'd like to go outside." " You can't!" "We must draw up the action plan for the Blue Bow Society's Charity Committee." "I had the option to be humiliated, - or to do as I did." "I hope you're not mad." "I am." "And as a punishment, you must tell me this story again." "In a restaurant." " I'm afraid it's not possible." "Why?" "We're married, after all." " Exactly." "Married couples don't go to restaurants together." "Goodbye." "You really are very pretty." "And wise." "Few women have your courage." "My mother is not easy to deceive." "We're going to share some amusing moments." "'Some... amusing... moments.'" " What are you typing?" "What you were dictating." " I was talking to you, Miss!" "I'm a Mrs." " Do you even know who your husband is?" "No, and I don't care." " Butl know." "Tell me!" " Like you don't care!" "Markkula  Son." "Hello!" "On the contrary, I'm very satisfied with the result." "Leave my wife alone, I'm not done with this." "I see." "Do you think you can profit from this deal as well?" "No way, brother!" "My shares have a lot better market price." "Enough." "I want to talk to my wife." "We'll discuss that later." "Goodbye." "Good night." "Thanks." "Sorry." "Where are we having dinner?" " I don't know about you." "I'm going home." "No, come with me!" "Miss!" "I'm not a Miss, I won't go out with you, - andl don't care who's playing at Grand." "Instead..." " We're going home." "Well, Director." "How are your shares doing?" "I hope you're not tired, dear." "Directors can be rather tiresome." "Now we can spend a liberating evening at a lovely restaurant." "Really?" "Then Director Markkula can dine with you." "He's been dying to have some company." "Enjoy your evening, gentlemen." "Good day, madam." "Oh, how sweet." "Where are you going?" "No, Miss." "I won't let you go this time." "We're going on ajoyride, right?" "You're dying for company, too." "Take Mr. Markkula for a drive." "Go ahead, but don't stay long." "Because today we'll finalise - the action plan for the Blue Bow Society's Charity Committee." "Come quickly!" "How can I help you, sir?" "Yes, well I..." "I'd like to..." "Could I have one of those?" "Is Mr. Lahtinen here?" " No, he's not here this time." "Where on Earth can they be?" " I don't know, but he's not here." "Fill it up, please." "Hey, come here!" "What's the sort of place - where ayoung, rich gentleman could take a young lady?" "Helsinki is full of such places." " But I've checked Seurahuone, " "Grand, Kaivohuone, Rex..." "All the biggest places." "What would you do next?" "I'd take the phone book and..." " The phone!" "How much do I owe?" "A rose in full bloom withers away so soon" "Love resembles that rose, it comes and then it goes" "Happiness doesn't last, roses wither so fast" "That is why I say, think of it this way" "Because you never know what kind of fate awaits you tomorrow" "So seize happiness and enjoy its bliss" "And if even for a while you feel love, you can rejoice and smile" "Once, oh once, you were madly in love" "So short is your life, full of struggle and strife" "Life will leave you in tears, even beauty disappears" "And if even for a while you feel love, you can rejoice and smile" "Once, oh once, you were madly in love" "How many places are you calling, sir?" " Just a moment!" "Just a moment!" "Is Mr. Lahtinen there?" "Give him the phone at once." "How rude!" "I've been waiting since ten o'clock!" "I'll get the police!" "Mr. Lahtinen is wanted on the phone." " Do you mean me?" "I wonder who it is." "Excuse me for a minute." "There you go, sir." "Hello." " Hi, it's me!" "You have been talking way too long, sir." " Just a minute longer." "Don't let him stay on the phone!" "What a rude man!" "This is a public telephone box!" "Hello, hello?" "If you don't want to meet Mr. Markkula, we must leave now." "Is he coming here?" " He might be here in five minutes." "Running away is not always cowardly." "Let's go immediately." "Let's use the back door, he might be here any minute now." "Ah, now we have a car again." "Step in, Miss." "Because our evening was interrupted, - maybe we could continue it by going for a ride, wife." "On two conditions:" "you keep both hands on the wheel, and I tell you where to drive." "I'm waiting for directions." "Speed up and head out oftown." "I like high speed." "All right." "What is it?" "I don't know." "The ignition doesn't work." "Where are we?" " About 20 kilometres from the town." "Twenty!" "You must fix the car." "It's too far to walk." " Yes, it is." "And I think it's about to rain." "I think we should find atelephone." " Are you sure you can't fix it?" "I'm afraid I can't." "The ignition is faulty." "It can't be fixedjust like that." "Hey, isn't that a house over there?" "Maybe they have a telephone." "Calm down." "They get scared and refuse to let us in." "We have to get inside no matter what." "Try to control your musical talent." " Very well." "Then I'll sing." "Wake up, wake up!" "They'll never let us in now." " Very well." "Then I'll do this." "There you go, Miss." " This is your problem now." "I'll go and wait in the car before I get in trouble." "Too late!" "It's raining." " I'd rather get wet than go tojail." "I'll let you know when the situation is sorted." "Miss Venes, come quickly!" "Miss Venes!" "Everything is fine!" "It's very cosy in here, and not a soul to be seen." "The telephone exchange is closed." "We have to wait until morning." "Come inside." "I'll ask the butler to let you in, madam." "Welcome home, gracious madam." "Sir waits for the gracious madam in the blue salon." "This way, gracious madam." "My love!" "You came at last!" "I've been worried for you." "Come inside and tell me about your trip." "Would you like some supper, dear?" "No, thank you." "ljust had supper on the SIS Ariadne." "James, bring us some cocktails." " No cocktails, darling." "I only drink champagne these days." "James, open up a bottle of champagne." "One moment, please." "Champagne requires music." "Love resembles that rose, it comes and then it goes" "Happiness doesn't last" "That is why I say, think of it this way" "Because you never know what kind of fate awaits you tomorrow" "So seize happiness and enjoy its bliss" "Champagne?" "This visit will cost you." "If money can even settle this anymore." "We'll find out tomorrow." "Don't worry, I'll handle this." "And ifl go tojail, will you visit me at least once?" "So if even for a while you feel love, you can rejoice and smile" "Once, oh once, you were madly in love" "If you refuse to give your all" "Love's gifts for you are small" "So never hesitate" "To give yourself away" "You'll be mine forever and a day lrmeli, this night ends too soon." "Before that, I want to say thatl like you..." "We'd better go now." "It's morning, and the owner might come home." "Let's go." "Mr. Lahtinen!" "ake up, sir!" "Miss Suokuma is coming, and you are still asleep!" "What?" " Haven't you heard, sir?" "Read this." "'The Finnish singer, Virva Suokuma, is coming to town today.'" "'She has studied and performed abroad for more than a year.'" "How is this possible?" "Did I get any letters?" " No, you didn't, sir." "It's already ten o'clock, Ensio." "How come you're so late?" "It's already ten o'clock, Ensio." "How come you're so late?" "I'm sorry, mother." "But you know that I... that I..." "I couldn't sleep again." " Dear child." "I'll bring you something soothing." "Don't get depressed." "Tell me where you went, Miss." "Not in a restaurant, I know." "Did you check every restaurant?" " Yes." "Then there's a place you don't know about." "Where?" "Calm down!" "That place is our secret." "Do you think he wants to be as mysterious as you?" "Ah, my beautiful home town." "How marvellous you are." "Thank you so much for a lovely trip, captain!" "No, don't!" "Let us go." "Oh, is it you?" "Take these, Pierre." "How sweet of you to come." "Will you excuse me, darling?" "I have to escort my artist friends to a reception at the art gallery." "You'll forgive me, won't you." "Bye bye!" "'A breath of fresh air from the big world:" "the singer Virva Suokuma arrived today on S/S Arcturus.'" "Heikki!" "Come here quickly!" "What is it?" "Did you find another crown prince?" "Come quickly now!" "Look at this." "Well?" "What do you say?" "Well, she's an elegant lady, but that dress wouldn't suit you." " Not the dress." "Look at that man!" "He's a handsome man!" " Stop trying to be funny." "This is a serious matter." "Well, look at him!" "Say something!" "What am I supposed to say?" " Don't you see, it's Mr. Lahtinen!" "The husband of your private secretan/." "Perhaps..." " It is obviously him!" "How can I recognise a man I've never even seen?" "You're impossible!" "'And that is why - one main purpose of the Blue Bow Society - is raising the inner self to appreciate pure beauty.'" "'The modern times allow us to do that almost everywhere.'" "Mother, your speech is almost ready." "A few more sentences." "Page 55." " Thank you, Ensio." "Poor child." "You look so tired." "Oh, women have to suffer so much because of men." "What!" "Has father once again..." " No, I mean..." "No, I can't say it!" "What!" "This is Reino Lahtinen..." " Yes, and with whom?" "She's barely stepped ashore, and he's already embracing her." "But, madam, she's..." "she's his sister!" "Sister!" "This magnificent artist is your husband's sister?" "Yes, has been for quite a while." " Great news!" "Now I understand why your husband draws." "He's from an artistic family!" "He was artistically inclined already in school." "That's what I thought!" "I have a brilliant idea!" "Brilliant!" "She'll be awonderful attraction for the charity event!" "Madam, you have to speak to her." "I'm sure she'll agree." "I have to tell the good news to Heikki." "How couldl get such a marvellous idea!" "Okay, things are back on track." "Do you know who she is?" "Reino's fiancée." "She's been studying abroad for over a year." "I don't know how things are now, - but she went abroad as Reino's fiancée." "I see." "Would you help me with a scheme?" " I'm always willing to help." "Your mother won't let go of her idea, so let's take advantage of it." "Reino's sister-fiancee has to perform at the event." "How is that possible?" " It's very simple." "We're going to visit Reino Lahtinen, and I tell him:" "Reino, darling." "Our marriage has caused yet another mix-up." "I'm so sorry that I have to bother you again." "But as you make your bed, so must you lie on it." "This time the inconvenience is caused by your sister." "Virva Suokuma." " Sister..." "Yes." "My mother saw your picture in the paper." "When she learned that Suokuma is your sister, she got an excellent idea." "Your sister must perform at the Blue Bow Society's charity event." "Do you mean..." "'as it you..." "No, Director Markkula is innocent." "He only mentioned that you're related." "Performing was my mother's idea." "Will you ask your sister?" "She might not want to do it." "She's a bit... weird with these things." "I'm sure she says yes, if you talk to her." "Would you?" "Well, I guessl could try." "You're so sweet!" "I'm sure she'll agree." "Let's go and sort this out right away!" "I don't know..." " The event is tomorrow!" "Mrs. Markkula wants an answer." "Let's go." "I'd like to meet your sister, too." "Okay, then." "Let's go." "But she probably isn't at the hotel yet." "During these beams, I'll walk like this and this." "Then I'll stop and look at the audience." "I'll be completely silent." "Thafll make me look good." "Continue, Pierre." "I'll stand like this." "No, I'll stand like this." "Entrez!" "I'm sorry, but I have to tell you, Miss..." "There's a dining room upstairs, - and our guests feel uncomfortable." "Are you saying I can't practice?" "Unfortunately!" "must..." "Do you know who I am?" "Don't you appreciate art?" "Of course we appreciate art, but..." "Why, this is an insult!" "Pierre, let's go right now!" "Is Miss Suokuma in her room?" "she's practising in the cabinet." "I see." "Best not to disturb her." "This is unheard of!" "Pierre, don't listen to him!" "I've never been treated this badly!" "Oh, why did we ever come here?" "My hat!" "Reino, you're here!" "They're telling me I can't practice!" "Let's talk about it later." "May I introduce some friends of mine?" "Miss Venes, Director Markkula." " Pleasure to meet you." "Director Markkula has a request." " For me?" "What can I do for you?" "My mother would be very grateful - if you could perform an the Blue Bow Society's charity event tomorrow." "My mother is the president, and she's hosting the party." "Since it is a charitable event, we were hoping you'd say yes." "Of course." "I love performing when the audience understands art." "I guarantee that the Blue Bow Society understands." "Are you an artist, too?" " She's my private secretary." "I have to tell my mother about this." "She's waiting eagerly." "Virva, can I talk to you in private?" "l have no time, darling." "I have to get changed, then I make a deal with afilm studio, - and tonight I'm going to a soirée organised by the Artists' Association." "Goodbye." "Goodbye, Director Markkula." "See you an the party!" "Take your secretaw and come here." "There's plenty to do." "My speech has to be rewritten." "Come immediately." "Heikki, Miss Suokuma has agreed to perform." "The party will be a great success!" "Now you have to meet the film director." "He is going to film our party." "I have to give Ensio some tasks, I'll come later ifyou need me." "Go already." "It's almost six o'clock." "Good day." "Is the Director available?" "Are you Director Markkula?" "Come in." "Wait here, please." "The Director will meet you shortly." "Listen, my wife is coming soon." "Could you tell her than I'm waiting for her?" "I have a meeting with the Director at six." "This way, please." "Good day, Director." "Here I am." "Good day, Director." "Good day." " Wham do you think of me, Director?" "I..." "Yes, why not." " I don't think I have any flaws." "Looking more closely, you surely haven't." "Can I show you my talents right away?" "Please do, Miss." "Go ahead." "Dear Director, please forgive me." "I'm not feeling well." "Travel fatigue, you see." "I hope you understand." "Of course I understand." " We artists understand each other." "For sure." "There's atelephone call for Director." "Shall I connect it here?" "Please do." "Excuse me, Miss." "Hello." "Yes, I am." "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, Director, but I'm tied up at the set." "But we'll film your party as agreed with Mrs. Markkula." "How lovely." "Goodbye." "Well..." "Get up, please." "Turn around one more time." "Profile." "Sway your hips a little." "Once more." "My features are pure." "Isn't that right, Director?" "Many artists have called my figure absolutely flawless!" "I was photographed from all angles in France, and they were very satisfied!" "All angles, eh?" "The French know what they're doing." "But you should hear my voice, Director." "Oh, but I perform tonight at the Artists' Association's carnival." "You must come, Director." " A carnival?" "Sounds marvellous." "Let's do it." " You'll see how talented I am!" "Exactly!" "But excuse me, there's something I have to do first." "Excuse me." "I'm sure we're going to have fun tonight." "Artistically speaking, of course." "'Artistically speaking, - the performance of the lovely artist, Virva Suokuma, at our party - is a great honour.'" "Hello." "Is that you?" "How are things?" "I haven't had time to get there yet." "I don't think it's necessary." "We've agreed upon almost everything." "The final arrangements will be made tonight." "I'll be home quite late." "You have work to do, I'm sure." "Yes, I do." "Yes." "All right." "I wonder why he sounded so strange?" "Maybe he was happy because the filming was sorted." "Let's continue." "Where were we?" "'The performance of Virva Suokuma is a great honour...'" "'A great honour." "A great honour...'" "Ensio, what shall I say next?" " It was something about the soul." "Exactly." "'A great honour for the inner soul's...' '...soul's...'" "'Reincarnation?" " Ensio, you remind me of your father." "I've warned you not to imitate him." "He doesn't value what I do, and he doesn't understand an or beauty." "I salute an and beauty!" "Call me Virva!" " Oh." "My name is Heikki." "And now, a discreet little kiss." "Heikki, you're moving a bit too fast." "But I can't say no to you." "And now..." "Now I want to perform!" "For you, Heikki." "Because you never know" "What kind of fate awaits you tomorrow" "So seize happiness" "And enjoy its bliss" "And if even for a while you feel love" "You can rejoice and smile" "Once, oh once, you were madly in love" "So short is your life" "Full of struggle and strife" "Life will leave you in tears" "Even beauty disappears" "So if even for a while you feel love, you can rejoice and smile" "Once, oh once, you were madly in love" "'The Blue Bow Society is pleased...' '...is pleased...'" "What was I thinking?" "'...is pleased...'" "What was it, Ensio?" "Why are we pleased?" "What do you mean, mother?" "'The Blue Bow Society is pleased...'" "Then what?" " Full stop, of course." "Full stop?" "That's not possible." "Mrs. Lahtinen, do you think a full stop is suitable?" "Mother clear, a full stop is just fine." "I think it's fine, too." "You two are impossible!" "Let me think." "'The Blue Bow Society is pleased...'" "With these words, - the executive board and I want to welcome our honourable guests." "The Blue Bow Society is pleased..." "Full stop." "Now we're going to have a relaxed evening." "Later we'll hear an elegant, artistic performance." "Before that, let's enjoy the music and the food." "Thank you, Mimmi." " You spoke beautifully for all of us." "Thank you." "But now I must tend to my duties as hostess." "Forgive me, gentlemen, for taking your wives." "I need some help." "By all means." " We can sacrifice for a good cause." "You only told me the beginning ofyour scheme." "But how does it end?" "And what's my part in it?" " Don't worry." "Everything is going fine." "Just stay close to me and wait for my directions." "Now it's time for the first attack." "Come." "Are you enjoying the party?" " It's okay." "You seem nervous." " Indeed." "You're as pale as a ghost." "Are you worried about your sister?" " What do you mean?" "Don't worry, she's got experience!" " That's right." "Besides, she seemed very confident." "Heikki!" "Why aren't you mingling?" "I can't talk to everybody." "And you can't see Miss Suokuma from here." "I have to know right away when she arrives." "Why are you so nervous?" " Me?" "I'm not nervous, just a little unwell." " Don't be silly." "Look, it's Mr. Lahtinen." "That's right, you don't know him yet!" "I'll introduce you." "I'm looking fonlvard to meeting your sister." "Irmeli, I'd like to talk to you in private." "I'm afraid I don't have time." "I must tend to the bar." "Welcome, Mr. Lahtinen." "I'm glad you decided to come." "This is my husband, and this is my secretary's husband." "Did you know that he is Miss Suokuma's brother?" "He's artistically inclined, too." "He's atalented drawer." "I wonder where your sister is." " Indeed." "You were supposed to keep an eye on her." "Go to the park immediately." "And we'll go to work." "Come, children." "Excuse me, Director." "I'd like to talk to you." "I'd like to talk to you, too." "I see." "Let's go somewhere more private." " Fine, let's go." "The matter is..." "How to put it?" "Delicate." "Yes, how convenient." "You see..." "I wanted to talk to you about an indecent..." "No, no." "About a delicate matter." "Maybe you could help me." "It's about your sister." "My sister?" "You mean Miss Suokuma?" "I wanted to talk to you about her, too." "You see..." "The thing is..." "She's not my sister." " What?" "You see..." "She and I, we have been..." "Ah!" "I understand all right!" "The same thing happened to me an the art gallery yesterday." "ham?" "You and Miss Suokuma..." " That's right!" "She's a lovely girl." "We had a blast together." "But our wives, they can't handle something like this." "I'm going to town." "Hey, wait for me!" "I'll tag along." "I'll get in trouble for this, but I'd rather deal with it tomorrow." "Heikki!" "Where are you going?" "You see..." "I was supposed to show Mr. Lahtinen - our little... garden." "What's up with you today?" "Forgive me, Mr. Lahtinen, but Heikki has duties as the host." "He's going to run away." "Reino!" "Dear Reino, where are you going?" "Director Markkula and I..." " You can't look at the garden in a car." "Come, Heikki." "You have to keep watch." " Come, Reino." "Your sister is coming." "Men are so illogical sometimes." "Yes, they can do all kinds of silly things." "Miss Suokuma's car is approaching!" "I have to go and tell the guests about it." "Oh, what's going on?" "Let's greet the artist." "Come, my love." "As the president of the Blue Bow Society I welcome you, Miss Suokuma." "The Blue Bow Society is pleased." "Good day." " Come inside, please." "Reino, good evening." "I have to go." "Here you are, Miss." "Our house is so very humble." "We lead a simple life here in the countryside." "The bathroom is over there." "Ring the bell ifyou need anything." "The wardrobe is over there." "I hope you like it here, Miss." "I'll let you know when the stage is yours." "Pierre, please take the sheet music to the orchestra." "Heikki!" "Here you are!" "Thank you for yesterday." "Heikki." "You are such a rascal." "Tell me why you were hiding." " Well, ljust was..." "I was, and now I'm going." " No, no." "You're welcome to stay." "Come on." "The situation looks promising." "He's almost ready." "The situation looks promising." "He's almost ready." "I think the critical moment is close." "Kiss me!" "Kiss me quickly!" " Wham, me?" "Ensio!" "What is going on?" "Heikki, where are you?" " Mother!" "Let me explain!" "Indeed, what is going on?" "Why do you care?" " I don't want other men kissing you." "You're acting like a real husband." "Irmeli, I love you." "If only your sister had heard that." "She will hear it." "Let me explain!" "I'm not listening!" "I saw what happened!" "Miss Suokuma!" "What's the meaning of this?" "I'm sorry, let me introduce you." "Heikki, get up." " Heikki!" "Do you know who he is?" " Of course." "Afilm director." "Not at all." "He's my husband and the father of my son!" "Isn't that so, Ensio?" " That's what you've been telling me." "That's the truth, Miss." "Heikki, aren't you a film director?" "Heikki, you're a scoundrel!" "Miss Suokuma!" "Is that away to behave?" "This is impossible!" "I'm leaving this house right now!" "Reino, darling!" "Who is she?" " Ignore her, Mrs. Lahtinen." "She's absolutely impossible!" " Mrs. Lahtinen?" "ham?" "Not yet." "But she will be." "Pierre!" "Pierre, where are you?" "We're leaving right this instant!" "'Artistic performance.'" " It came and it went." "I knew this would be a scandal." "This atmosphere is not good for us." "Let's go." "I can't believe my husband has a fling with a woman like that!" "I can't handle this!" "You'll see, I can't handle!" "But..." "My party!" "My party!" "What a scandal!" "I think it's best ifwe leave." "Bye." "I won't be elected president anymore." "It's not such a big deal." "We'll have more time to spend together." " But I'm so unhappy!" "Where's my Alfred?" "And my Eemeli!" "I haven't seen him all night!" "And now, Eemeli, we'll drink to inner upbringing!" "Cheers!" "What a marvellous party." "Cheers!" "Reino, this is the place where we spent that one night." "That's why we came here again." "Step inside, Mrs. Lahtinen." "The Blue Bow Society is pleased." "Full stop!" "Translation:" "Maarit Tulkki Saga Vera Oy"