"So that Johnny will kiss me?" "I know how to bring it about." "Reka to kiss a boy." "I won't do it." "Get in!" "Go on then." "Did you scare and tease someone smaller than you?" "But what can you expect, from a man who's done time." "What do you mean?" "Fast Eddie, I know enough." "Cool." "WANTED Bank Robber" " Dead or Alive" "Wanted" "Pretty good poster." "Quite funny." "Who made it?" "There's Johnny." "What is it?" "Nothing." "You shouldn't look!" "Who put it up?" "Is it true, or what?" "No it isn't!" "It was just put there." "Stay away!" "Relax, King Kong," "What are you on about." "It's no big deal." "It's cool." "Cool?" "You're crazy!" "What are you doing here?" "It's break time, and you should be outside." "Out with you!" "Out!" "Tell Johnny that he can go get stuffed." "You could have kept quiet!" "This is a crisis for Johnny." "Yes, simple humour." "Poor spelling." "You're Eddie's son, right?" "Yes." "Nothing to get upset about." "They've hung up posters of me where I've been both... witch and action-hero." "You're not a witch." "No, not exactly." "You're a bit quick tempered, you." "Yes, we'll see." "Was Terminator angry?" "What about?" "Because you hit Konrad." "He shouldn't have laughed." "It wasn't funny about the poster." "It was just silly." "Well, it's not true?" "He hasn't done anything for real?" "Yes." "Johnny." "It was a cool poster." "Do you think so?" "Yeah." "He must be good, whoever made it." "Copying pictures and stuff." "Not good for Johnny." "Especially as it's true." "What are you talking about?" "They called him Fast-Eddie." "Your head is full of shit." "Johnny's not very nice either." "Chasing people out in the middle of the night." "And beating up people for nothing." "We're at it again?" "Come on." "Out with it." "The poster." "The posters." "I came across another one, outside in the playground." "We'll probably find the culprit." "I have my methods." "But if there was anything in it?" "There is something." "I know that." "What has Wenche Erichsen said?" "A little of this and that." "Line asked her not to say anything." "Me and Eddie will talk later." "We'll sort it out then." "Will he get fired?" "I have 30 long, sad years behind me in the school system." "I'm not letting go a good teacher unless I have to." "If you have to, then?" "If I have to, then I must." "Can I come in?" "No." "Much obliged." "Everyone thought the poster was stupid." "At least everyone I've talked to." "Nobody believes it's true." "But it is." "Well so what?" "Someone at the school knows." "The one who put up the poster." "Everyone thinks Eddie is a good teacher, anyway." "Everyone I've talked to." "They say that now, yes." "Just wait." "Really, you can't trust anyone." "You'll see." "Seems like you can trust Mette." "I don't judge her." "Whatever happens." "You can certainly count on me." "You, who said in class, that one of the teachers was a criminal?" "That was several weeks ago." "Anyway, no one believed me." "Maybe there's a law on criminal teachers." "In the school rules." "Terminator is going to talk to Eddie." "She isn't as bad as she seems." "And you can't just fire people." "Unless they're a total pedo or pervert." "Dad's only temporary, until the end of the year." "Can't he get hired?" "Not at the moment." "It's hard to get a job as a teacher now." "Even worse, if you've been in prison." "Italian Rabbit Stew with Marjoram." "Yeah?" "I should get my own food column." "Imagine getting paid to cook and write about it afterwards." "Now Eddie..." "Ask for a pay rise, so I can be an Italian housewife full time." "Well, what do you think?" "It looks good." "Yeah." "Is this a rabbit ear?" "Line?" "Hmm?" "Haven't the kids told you anything?" "About what?" "I think we should go for a walk." "We need to discuss a few things." "Can't we do it now?" "We need more time." "There, you see." "Complete crisis." "Are they out walking still?" "Mmm." "I won't go to school tomorrow." "Play truant?" "Bad idea." "You'll just get into trouble." "Much better to be sick." "But I'm healthy." "Well..." "We can arrange it." "How?" "Don't you know anything?" "Put the thermometer in front of a light." "I've had a fever at least ten times." "Ten times?" "Yeah." "It won't work." "Why don't you try it?" "Dad trusts me." "Where are you going?" "Out." "To Konrad's?" "Pah..." "Konrad." "Not his fault that you went for him." "It wasn't the intention either." "Make sure it doesn't become a habit." "Oh." "Hi." "Is Johnny here?" "He's out walking." "Everyone is out walking." "Maybe training for a walking race." "A walking race?" "Forget it." "It wasn't very nice, about the posters." "For Johnny, I mean." "It was just a lie." "I need to tell Johnny something." "Talk to him, then." "He's not here?" "No." "Well?" "This was hanging on your door." "Here?" "Say hello to Johnny, then." "That was a long trip." "Yeah." "Were you looking for Line and me?" "Not exactly." "Did you speak to Line about the posters?" "Yes I had to." "We discussed what we'll do if this or that happens." "With your job?" "Yes." "What if you lose it?" "I don't know." "It could be tough to work here if everyone learns what happened." "For you, too." "Perhaps it's just as well to find something else." "I'll probably find something somewhere." "Somewhere?" "Will we have to move again?" "No, we won't move from here." "It's absolutely crazy." "You've done your punishment" "We'll get through this, Johnny." "It's not fair to my dad." "It's not fair." "And with Konrad, I didn't mean to." "I'm not like that anymore." "Konrad?" "I don't think so." "Hey." "Mette was here." "She said to say hello." "Why did you tell her?" "Konrad doesn't know that it's true." "She guessed it." "This was hanging on our door." "Poster man" "Gimme five." "The school is full of strange people." "I know." "I visited you yesterday." "I'm home this afternoon." "Sure?" "Bank on it." "Bye." "See you." "Now Johnny's pretty stressed out." "Quite cool, having a dad who's a bank robber." "Not the way Johnny went for me." "The posters were certainly good." "No more than two?" "Yes, eight." "Eleven." "You're exposed." "No I'm not." "I'm just kidding." "When I say you're exposed, then you're exposed." "No big deal, I guess." "Only you know anything." "Have you seen Johnny?" "Johnny?" "He's gone." "You don't have any more classes." "Oh no." "Dammit." "Yet more trouble for Johnny?" "This little kid was the poster man." "I'm not so small." "Was that you?" "Did you really do it?" "Yeah." "Did I do anything wrong?" "No." "I just hung up the posters." "I'd like to have a dad who's a bank robber." "Then we'd have had better advice too." "I can't believe it." "For years I've been nice to you." "Me too." "Hey, Robert, tyres!" "What do we do now?" "Robert must say it was all a lie." "It won't work." "Eddie's spoken to Terminator." "She'll tell the other teachers." "Then everything is probably done for." "Can I go now?" "You should apologize to Johnny." "His dad might lose his job." "Alone?" "There are penalties in football too." "It's true, then?" "Wow." "What are you doing?" "Training on the simulator." "Model aircraft." "Better to crash here than in reality." "Cool!" "They were nice posters." "They were quite good." "It was me who made them." "Sorry." "Your plane is crashing." "Do you know what you've done?" "It was just for fun." "Eddie's my favorite teacher." "He'll lose his job now." "He won't lose his job because he's a bank robber." "How stupid is it possible to be?" "Just hit me!" "It's cowardly to beat up those who are smaller than you." "How many have you made?" "One... two... three..." "Eight..." "Eleven." "There was no one in the office." "The copier just stood there temptingly." "I didn't hang them all up, you know." "Take down all the posters." "Then you give them to me." "Then it's okay." "Okay, okay, I'll do it, cross my heart." "How long do I have?" "Until you've finished." "Until I've finished?" "You're a gem." "A real mate." "You won't say anything to my mom?" "Just bring the posters." "Hey, Johnny." "Have you had a visit?" "I'm making dinner today." "Must do my bit for the community too." "Make it soon, then." "Why?" "I have an appointment." "Okay." "Did you quit?" "What?" "Did you quit?" "I don't know." "It's perhaps for the best." "Did the principal know?" "Terminator?" "She didn't know." "Do you know that we call her Terminator?" "She knows it too." "I think she likes it." "It seems like she wants to keep me." "And you like the job." "Then you can't just quit." "Sometimes you have to fight, Dad." "We're getting a bit hungry." "The food will just taste better then." "When will it be ready?" "You don't ask an artist when his picture is finished." "Am I allowed to ask what it is?" "Hello, has something happened?" "I'm terribly sorry..." "I don't mean to intrude on you..." "What's the matter?" "but have you seen Robert?" "Has he been here?" "No." "Yes." "Right after school." "He stopped by to say hi." "He was going to the dentist after school." "He's forgotten it twice now." "Now they probably won't take him." "He must be kept on quite a tight rein." "And then he doesn't come." "How can one tighten the reins then?" "Johnny, did he say where he was going?" "Certainly nothing about the dentist." "He was going to straighten out something." "Do I have to watch him wherever he goes and does?" "After all, he is 9 years old now." "If anything's happened to him, I don't know what I'd do." "He's probably gone off with some friends after school." "I'll help look for him." "That's good, thank you Johnny." "It's very good of you." "Don't worry." "Johnny will find him." "Dinner's done, and it's ready to serve." "It just gets better if it stands for a while." "Where should we look for him?" "You don't have to come." "I have to if you do." "I saw that you had to go." "When Robert stopped by." "I was pretty pissed." "Hey, King Kong." "Hey, Skybert." "Sorry for..." "I didn't know it was true." "I'm sorry for..." "What are you doing?" "Looking for Robert." "Johnny scared him witless." "Can I help you?" "Sure." "Hi." "Oh no!" "Oh no?" "Thanks a lot." "Will you come and help look?" "Johnny scared Robert into running off." "It probably won't take long." "Oh well, good luck." "Runaway" "I can't understand it." "He should have been back ages ago." "What if he hasn't found all the posters?" "What then?" "Were you really mad at him?" "Quite." "Where does Robert go when he's scared?" "You used to play with him." "I don't know." "Unless..." "What are you up to, you idiot?" "Everyone's looking for you." "What's wrong?" "Two posters were gone." "I've looked everywhere, honest." "I looked in many rubbish bins as well." "Here are the ones I found." "Here you are." "So I hid in here, So you wouldn't find me." "Cheating, having Johanna with you." "You must come and explain." "Your mom was about to call the cops." "We can't say anything about the posters." "Mom is a bit short-tempered." "You've been gone for three hours!" "I can't say anything about the posters." "What shall we say then, you gnome?" "Johanna?" "Dear, kind Johanna, please." "Dear, kind Johanna, please." "Robert will say that on the way home he helped an old lady across the street." "Me?" "You, just wanted to be helpful." "Then, the old lady asked you if you could carry her bags, too." "Because you're so kind, you did it." "Did I?" "Wow, you can really lie." "Then I fed the goldfish and washed up." "And then I cleaned and washed up." "And then I got a donut and juice." "And washed up." "And then...?" "So he was gone several hours." "What a sweet boy, you did all this for the old lady?" "Yes." "Oh Robert, you're just too kind for your own good." "Robert's story sounded like one of Johanna's." "Did it?" "Yes, it did little lady." "Although it sounded..." "Don't even try." "I can't be bothered to spend more time gettting a confession out of you." "It was your story." "Now I want an explanation." "It was my fault." "I sent Robert out to take down the posters." "Why?" "He hung them up and was scared his mom would find out." "Good heavens." "What kind of neighbors do we have, really?" "Maybe it's not that much better having a bank robber for a neighbor." "Think so?" "If the teachers try to throw you out, I'll flay them alive." "And the parents." "Flay!" "Flay!" "Flay!" "Mom" "They shall not destroy us." "Can we eat now?" "Please?" "It's really good." "Is it?" "Do you have the recipe?" "Geniuses don't use recipes." "Hey, Johnny?" "I just want to say something." "You're quitting your job?" "No." "There are more important things than my job." "Like what?" "Like you, for example." "And Line, and Johanna." "Them as well." "But most of all you." "Line is your girlfriend." "I could live without Line if it was absolutely necessary, if I had to." "But not without you." "You're kidding now?" "Does Line know?" "That I come before her?" "Line would do the same." "Line would choose Johanna." "I'm not good at explaining things." "But I won't quit the job unless I have to." "Are you sure?" "Sometimes you have to fight." "I can't be less tough than you." "No, Reka." "No, they aren't together." "When we were searching for Robert, Mette wouldn't join in." "She's probably lost interest." "Sorry for the searching stuff." "I had to." "Great." "Subtitles by Oliver Sanderson"