"Cinema Service Presents" "In Association with Tera Venture Capital  iPictures" "Produced by Fun  Happiness and Seasun Film" "We sincerely thank people in the film industry and" "Korea's very first parody feature" "(March 2002, The Blue House)" "Mr. President!" "Just a few winners from the state youth invention competition" "I thought you might want to take a look, sir" "Why don't you just leave it there" "Yes, sir" "CQCQCQ, this is DSI, ABO," "Delta Sierra one Alpha, Victor, Oscar" "CQCQ, this is DSI, ABO" "Hello?" "Thanks for picking up" "QSA is BSl" " ARG is" " Hello?" "What do you mean hello?" "What is this your first time?" "It sure is" "Don't worry You'll get used to it" " May I ask your name?" " What?" "I guess you can just call me Kim" "Oh yeah?" "My last name's Kim too, you know" " Nice meeting you" " Me too" "Guess you've been doing this for quite some time now, huh?" "Yeah I really enjoy it" "It's a good way of relieving your stress" "I like to get on it from time to time" "Excuse me, but may I ask how old you are?" "42--- born in 69" "You're a lot younger than I am" "I see how you're new to this Age really isn't that important" "Why don't we just be friends?" "A Funny Movie" "(March 2002, Japan)" "Mission complete!" "Director / KIM Sang-jin from" "Director Debut/ JANG Kyu-sung" "As there has been some diligent peace making efforts throughout the peninsula, fear has ignited among the Japanese extreme rightists for their minimizing power in Asia" "Especially the million men patriots led by Hanako--- has been prevelant throughout" "Sang-chul Kim, the victim of earlier murder as you know" "He was the guy that ran" "In Dok-do we stand' website He was a great guy" "As the Japanese history textbook fiasco was gaining worldwide attention--- I believe they assassinated the man to show Japan resistance Maybe they were trying to tell us to stay our of their business Sir!" "Don't we know that already?" "You're right" "But, uhhh--- anyway," "Our No 1 priority is--- getting Hanako in our hands" "Hey shithead !" "I said not to fuck around during meetings!" "Listen when I say shit You fuck!" "You fuck!" "Come here, you piece of shit Come here!" "What does your father do?" " He's a gangster, sir" " What?" "A gangster?" "Are you trying to fuck with me?" "You're fucking with me, aren't you?" "So are you happy now that your father's a fucking thug?" "Are you happy now?" "Stupid fuck!" "I never said I was proud of it" "Let's go Gabdu" "Hey, you Fangbo!" "Stop right there you" " Sir" " What?" "I think you made a mistake His father really is a gangster" "What?" "You serious?" "He's the KP lead and" "I'm the vice lead" "Hey!" "I thought you were kidding" "You're right, I was" "What the" "Are you guys trying to fuck with me here?" "You think this is a joke?" "You fucking shithead !" "Don't ever fuck with me like this" " What is this?" " Pardon?" "This isn't what I wanted" "This here is what I wanted" "How can you do this to me?" "Why do you think I paid you?" "I was much better off before" "You're making things rather difficult for me here miss" "How is this better than now?" "How do you cut it like that?" "I'm a doctor, not a sculptor" "What?" "Why couldn't you?" "Please take a careful look at the angle here" "To hell with this" "In any case, this surgery doesn't count It's bull shit" " UhhhUmmm" " I'm out fuck" " Philosophy" " Yale" " Economy" " Yankee" "Yankee?" "Those suckers" " Buffalo" " October" "Wait!" ", You were supposed to use E, not B" "You're right, I'm sorry Okay" " Escape!" " Entegrity" "Give me a break here" "What's wrong with entegrity?" "Whatever" "Enough of that!" "Guess I won" "You want to go for one more round?" " I'm good now" " What do you mean?" "Isn't this great?" "Playing games I never played before" "There are tons of other games out there you can play" "You know, there's Beer-pong," "Bull-shit, Waterfall There are plenty of'em" "Really?" "How do you play them?" "Well---I can't exactly teach you over the radio" "Why don't I teach you when we meet up in person?" "Okay!" " Are you sure this is the Okryu's?" " Yes sir It's Okryu's Seoul" "Why didn't you show up?" "Hey, Mr. Kim I do understand--- how you'd be ashamed to meet me, but you still should've kept your word" "What are you talking about?" "I waited two hours in the rain" "What do you mean, rain?" "Come on, Kim" "You owe me an apology here" "You're the one that should apologize" "Were you waiting at Pyongyang's Okryu's or something?" "Of course, I was at Okryu's in Pyongyang" "Where the heck else?" "What did you just say?" "Pyongyang instead of Seoul?" "Seoul?" "Oh my lord !" "Your voice sounds rather familiar from that South Korean news" "You know what, your voice sounds familiar as well" "Chairman Kim, why don't we meet up for real?" "It's such a shame to throw this opportunity away" "I mean---the talks we shared so far" "Didn't you mean them?" "You're right" "After all, we share the same blood, don't we?" " Let's meet!" " Let's do that" "(October 2002, Seoul)" "I think our man Kim Jung-ho here is acting too tough" "I mean--- the Japs are go to get pissed, What are you doing?" "Man---that's awesome Try that again" "A little harder this time" "Right on" " I think she saw me" " Fuck, what do we do now?" "You guys are from the KP, right?" "Jung-ho Kim here" "I came undercover for reasons of my own" "Sir, what did you say?" "Coke, juice, and iced tea--- is it that hard for you to get?" "Did you get hit in the head when you were little?" " What happened?" " He's gone Where's Kim Jung-ho?" "The fucking guy had to make us pay for his juice and die" "Honey!" "Are you okay?" " Don't worry" " I just had a nightmare" " What?" "I'm so sorry honey" "These scissors must be cursed" " What are you doing awake late?" " Just doing some cross-stitching" " Just go back to sleep hon" " Okay" "Identification Confirmed" "KIM Jung-ho, who has been brutally--- murdered by Hanako, heavily--- criticized Japan's rightist stance, felt compelled to call us" "Hanako's not the only Japanese extreme rightist terrorist," "How can you make such a shallow judgement?" "The first shot is supposed to hit No 2 neck vertebrate and the second, No 3 neck vertebrate" "Hanako is the only terrorist to always fuck up on the first shot" "Also," "Hanako was responsible for the earlier restaurant massacre" "So, if you know her so damn well" "Why the hell did you lose her?" "And" "What the hell are you?" "What is this, nap time?" "It's been over a year since we took over this case" "For crying out loud, I worked my ass of to--- get to where I am today" "So just go out there and go find Hanako" "Get out and go get her now!" "Go fucking get her!" "Go get her you fucks!" "Go fucking get her!" "Don't you find it strange?" "What do you mean?" "We got there right after we received a call from Kim Jung-ho" "So how in the world did she get there before we did?" "Maybe there's an intel leak within the KP" "That's a possibility" "Yeah---but it's the KP we're talking about" "Guess not then" "Are you joking around?" "Yeah" "That was so lame" "Even the fish here agree" "Aren't you going to marry Sang-mi?" "Marriage?" "Does that word get your hearbeat going or what?" "I don't know man--- I don't think I can trust her" "Man--- she acts all suspicious sometimes" "What are you talking about?" "I mean" "I think she got a nose job, and got her neck line done as well" "But I'm not exactly into the whole plastic surgery thing" "Chill out man As long as she has a nice personality" "Come on man--- you know what I'm talking about" "She goes ape shit on me sometimes when she's drunk" " Shut up man" " You have to appreciate her you tell her to come out with us?" "Let's all go catch a movie" " Movie my ass" " Did she really get plastic surgery?" " You can tell man" " For real?" "Oh---this patient's for cleaning You're not supposed to take it out" "Talk to me now Can you tell my eye lashes?" " No No Not at all" " Can you tell my nose job?" " The neck line's terrible!" " What?" "If he dies, I will too" " Jin-ha!" " Sully!" "I'm so sorry for leaving you here" "Sully" "I won't let go" "Every two weeks, I'll be wating at the Ohwa in Sohung" "On a crescent moon, go wait at the Uksu" "When the lunar eclipse starts, come to the Rose garden" "Please form a line here Everyone gets one each" "On a half moon, Fang-gum, on a solar eclipse, Dong-nam" "For Halloween, Yong-goong, and for Thanksgiving, Song-pyun" "For New Year's--- For New Year's, come on home" "Jin-ha!" "You should've known that this is the real me" "What's with the rain all of a sudden?" "It's impossible to catch a cab" " How are we go to get home?" " Good point" " You want to just run?" " Fuck that" "Are you go to pay for my laundry?" "Sang-mi," "I'll catch a cab for you" "Oh my god" " Think he'll be okay?" " Gabdu?" "Yeah I wouldn't worry" "Do you remember the first day we met?" "It rained just like today" " Yeah---it's already been a year" " True" "I'm ok, please keep your seat sir" "Damn, What the fuck" "Honey!" "Honey!" "It's not me this lady over here" " I don't know her" " What's wrong baby?" "Get your hands off--- Come on---hands off" " Come on---hands off" " Honey" " Darling !" "Darling !" " What the heck!" " Darling" " Darling !" " Come on---hands off" "You know I'm really not her honey or anything" "It's okay--- she's just sort of out there" " Off !" "Off of me you" " Honey!" " Just get your frigging hands off !" " Honey!" " Honey" " Honey!" " Off !" "Off of me you" "Please" " Jesus--- get your stupid hands off of me please" "Please--- off of me" "Only a year and a half after the historic summit between the two leaders, Chairman Kim's visit to Seoul has been confirmed" "The schedule visit--- will focus on dialogue involving a united team at the 2002 Worldcup to be held in Korea and Japan" "They'll arrange the event so that the Japanese emperor could attend" "The emperor will apologize to the Koreans" "Stupid fucks We're at war!" "Great Japan Forever!" "The soldiers have worked day and night trying to secure--- the Japanese honor However," "the corrupt and scandalous Emperor has pledged--- to apologize to the Koreans" "Us Million-men brotherhood will not compromise and fight" "Japanese Empire forever!" "Japanese Empire forever!" "Rebuild the great East!" "Rebuild the great East!" "Fuck the joint Worldcup!" "Fuck the joint Worldcup!" "Shouldn't we call captain first?" "I worked for this---but it's obvious that some didn't have to" "Just suck it up" "Now we speak Korean" "There!" "There she is!" "Shoot her!" "Come on !" "Shoot her!" "Ms Bang !" "Please answer this!" "Just one comment please" "That piece of shit Stop the car for a sec" "You my son of a bitch !" "It's me dog" " What's up man?" " What's up my friend?" " What's up dog?" " What's up my friend?" "Roll down the window" "Hey friend !" "You want to go for a few drinks?" "Why the hell not?" "What about the customers though?" "Friends don't wait man" " Okay, right on" " Hey Mr." "Let's hurry up here" "Who are these guys?" " Throw these guys out" " Yes, sir" "PPX?" "Conspiracy fund?" "You stupid fuck" "Yes, we have the PPX" "But---there's a slight problem with the fund here, sir" "I mean--- the cab drivers here are sort of rough" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Why are the million men patriots trying to attack the gas station?" "To come up with the conspiracy fund" " Give me the money!" " I don't have any money" "Just give me what you got" "Takeshima is online" "Long time mo see" "Good seeing you My family is" "Everybody's okay?" "I miss them" "You got" "What?" "Come on--- what?" "You got really pretty" " They did a good job" " What do you want?" "What are you trying to say?" "Stop mumbling" "You didn't practice typing, did you?" "Stupid" "Hey Hanako!" "Next one's sort of long Watch before you leave" "Emergency situation !" "Totally bankrupt!" "Help needed !" "Mone" "Why are you doing this?" "What do you want me to do?" " Lend me some money" " I don't have any money" "I spent it all on my surgery come on--- lend me just a little--- The guys are starving" "Did you at least bring the PPX?" "Don't tell me you forgot" "That's been taken care of Just do as planned" "Can you give me some more?" "Do whatever you want then And next time, just call me" "Don't ever page me to the PC cafe" "You can't even type" " Who's this?" " Anyone order beef LoMein?" "Do you have to order so damn late?" "Jesus fucking Christ" "What do you think we are?" "Seven fucking eleven?" "You always have to order when I'm sleeping" "Shit Forgot General Tso's" "Whatever--- that comes to ten bucks" "Man, the food's not sitting well I think it's because we've been eating shit food all day" "If you're go to work, you need to eat well" "If you ain't go to eat that pickle and onion, let me get that" "Speak Korean you fuck" "Sorry" "Chopsticks" "Great Japan forever!" "Can I get those chopsticks please" "I have a question, sir" "Why do they say chopsticks when when you barely do any chopping?" "That's true" "Just like you don't drum anything with drumsticks" "Tough question" "This is why I never liked English classes" "boys are struggling living on chinese and all" "But if we complete this mission, we're talking some serious dough" "Alright boys, number crunching time" "Today, I would like to talk about the 'Hungry Spirit'" "HUN---Uhhh" "That's right It means you're fucking starving" "That LoMein you boys just had" "That's actually symbolic of the Korean 'Hungry Spirit'" "Of course there are others like Wonton soup" "Listen !" "Why all the Korean actresses are on a roll these days?" "It's all about the 'Hungry Spirit' Hungry" "What's that chick's name--- Choi (Beep), right?" "They call her wonton soup" "That girl worked her ass off since she was little" "She practically lived on wonton soup all her life" "And mommy, mommy!" " I won the Oscar" " Good for you" "But now that she's successful she married that baseball player Cho (Beep) from Junichi Dragons" "I heard she's pretty happy" "And still keeps her tits perky" "It's not Junichi, it's Yomiuri Giants, sir" "Listen !" "Listen to me fuckheads" "From now on, you're all fucking dead if you talk back to me" "Get the hell out now" "Except for you boy" "Just stay still assneck" "Hey, fuckface" "Koo's Yomiuri you fucking moron" "Koo's Yomiuri you fucking moron" "Last month, there was an incident--- involving a theft of PPX liquid gas" "That's terrible" "At the same time, there was an intel that said--- The Million Men Patriots have successfully moved into Seoul" "I'm definitely smelling something here" "In about an hour, the Japanese will send over Detective Watanabe" "I believe that the detective will brief us on the details" "And by the way, one of you--- was ordered to go greet the detective at the airport" "Hey Gabdu, Why don't you go?" "What?" "Welcome, Watanabe" "Are you Detective Watanabe?" "Umm" "I didn't know that they'd send a lady to greet me" "I'm the only one that speaks Japanese" "Let's go!" "Did they catch Hanako?" "They're still investigating" "It's going to be quite challenging actually" "Just watch" "I will find that ugly chick And when she's mine" "She's dead meat" "You knew from the beginning at the airport" "Do you want to touch me?" "What are you talking about?" "Man---this popularity thing" "Everybody wants a piece of me" "I want--- to spank you!" "What do you want?" "Anywhere you want" "Get up!" "Now make an isosceles triangle!" "Isosceles triangle!" "This is a fucking rectangle!" "I said a triangle Oh yeah?" "Let's go!" "Does that hurt?" "Well---I'm okay I guess" "This one's going to hurt a bit" "How about that?" "Better than you thought, huh?" "Yes, I like it" "Wish I could do more--- but it's my turn now" "Hurry up now" "Hurry up!" "Make me go crazy!" "That's not how it's done!" "Much harder!" "Harder, and harder" "Oh, baby!" "Spank me hard baby" "I love it baby" "Now slow down a bit" "No way" "I'm starting to like it" "Oh baby, l" "Any leads?" "His buttocks have been bruised and anus heavily damaged" "But I think it was poison that did the job" "I think this is one of the AT poison needles" "This is definitely AT60 The Japs use these though" " Oh yeah---did you have lunch?" " No, did you want to eat?" "Maybe some Kimchi soup?" "How about some spaghetti?" " Maybe some curry?" " Sure, why not?" "We were the only three to know that Watanabe was coming" "That means" "One of us had to have leaked--- it certainly wasn't me" "Was it you?" "You?" "Let's really focus on confidentiality this time" "We really need to tighten up the security" "I think he knew God He might be the one" "Maybe" "Follow me!" "I think we know who it is" "This man here is another high profile member of the MMP" "He's an extreme rightist Murakami Hideo" "He was a former navy officer And later joined the MMP" "This guy was responsible for a number of terrorist acts" "Hold on" " Didn't Mr. Yoo serve in the Coast guards?" "Hey!" "Watch your shadow" " Who are you?" " It's me Gabdu" "Oh my" "What's with the mask?" "I thought this was the only way to be honest to you" " Sang-mi, I love you" " What?" " Have you been drinking?" " Just a little" "Who do you think will win if Hwang-bo raced a tortoise?" "A turtoise will win" "Then who do you think will win if I raced the tortoise?" "I will" "I'll prove it to you right here" " Hey Sang-mi, count three for me" " What?" "I'll show you how much I love you" " One" " One" "Two" " Three" "We're going in" "We should've done marathon too" "Stop!" "Hey, that's a bomb Stop!" "Don't drink that" "Where's the PPX bag?" "Hey Yamada sang" "Any suspects you're thinking of?" "Do you have any?" " Well" " I'm thinking the director" " The director?" " Make some sense, will you?" " What?" "He's been overly anxious lately He's definitely up to something" "Caught right on the scene" "You think you guys have time to just sip coffee?" " Why just me?" " What?" "He had coffee too, you know" "I only go for one" " Sir!" " What now?" "What is it?" "What kind of an asshole would call collect?" "Tell him to pay himself" "And, you" "Tell him that this is Murakami Hello?" "Hello?" "Brother, don't hang up man Please don't hang up" "Remember the green fish, bro?" "Green fish !" "When I was little, I was catching that green fish" "Then I lost my slipper" "Then you and other brothers beat the crap out of me" "Hey bro, you remember that?" " You remember that?" " Excuse me" " Yes?" "Sorry to interrupt while you're talking, but you got a coins" "Brother, please don't hang up Please don't hang up brother" "Hey bro, do you remember that?" "Do you remember that or not?" "You don't?" "Hey shithead, you think life's that easy?" "Sir, another call for you" "I said not to bother" "He keeps on insisting that he's Murakami" "Oh shit" "Yes, I am the director in charge" "This is Murakami of the honorable MMP" "You should've said--- I would've picked up" "Forget that, I want to speak to an old friend of mine" "Your Korean got better" "What are you a tour guide now or something?" "Hey, gook Just listen" "We placed PPXs at major public vicinities around Seoul" "You know of PPX, right?" "What do you want?" "Just relax" "The first one will be at the new Worldcup stadium" "It's going to detonate in exactly 30 minutes" "You're probably startled" "Have you ever been to Takeshima?" "You mean Dok-do?" "When I was in the navy, I used to carefully observe Takeshima" "You Koreans insist that Takeshima's yours" "But you people know nothing about it" " Takeshima" " Dok-do is comprised of the West island and the East island" "The east island is 64,698 square meters" "And the east, 91,773 square meters" "Longitude, 131 ' 52 min 22 sec, Latitude, 37 ' 14 min 12 sec" "It's only 90 miles apart from the Ullung island" "But it's almost 160 miles from the nearest" "Japanese island, Okki" " In history, Takeshima is" " Takeshima is" "Historically, Dok-do has been acquired into our territory" "BC 512, 13th year of King Jijung 's rule" "Well---that's your story The Japanese history has it that in the 17th century" "If you look in the Unju records," "And in the 1896 text written by the Japanese foreign ministry, they acknowledge Dok-do as Korean" "I did some research of my own So what?" "I didn't say anything I was just go to say that that's the name of our mission That's great genius" "Couldn't get him, sir" "Why the hell did you make him hang up you fuck?" "What are you here for?" "Send forces to the stadium" "Move!" "What?" "You separated them to save money?" "And mixed water in them too?" "Okay!" "It's possible that the remains may explode, so keep searching" "Hey, come here you two" "I thought the guy would be more daring than that" "Only one trash bin in the entire frigging stadium" "Trash bin Trash bin Trash bin" "Any leads, boys?" "This is too strange" "Are you fucking with us?" "This time that was it" "But wait for next time" "Just be honest, you lost the PPX, right?" "That's PPX alright Check the ingredients" "Thought you had me there for a second" "Where's the next one at?" "The Jang-chung Arena?" "I'll be back Fangbo" "I'll blow it all up" "How would I know that they were just water?" "This is good" " Hey look at this" " What?" "Put more water in you fuck The soup's too salty" "It's fine" " It's salty" " No it's not" " It is too" " It's not" "It is too" "Would you believe me if I had said this is the Mia district?" "I am standing in front of Mia's apartment explosion scene" "Early this morning at around 4 o'clock, there was a doubt-fire that has turned the entire area into one gigantic rubble" "The whole area has been effected" "The police said that--- homeless teenagers were--- supposedly trying to cook where an explosion took place" "They will take the butane seller into custody for interrogation" "They boiled PPX in the pot?" " Hello?" " This is Murakami" "You fuck!" "Why are you harming innocent civilians?" "We didn't do it" "Well--- you guys are the ones with PPX" "Someone took it from us What the fuck are you talking about?" "I'm serious We just saw the news too" "Are you listening?" "I'm going berserk too" " What are you doing?" " Go Go Go" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Time out" "Move!" "We got five How many do they have?" " Thirty, sir" " Shit---thirty?" "We're go to get schooled You know what, right?" " Yes" " Do not go one on one" "We need to go zone When he's covering him, you shoot When he's covering him, you shoot What the hell is wrong with you?" "You go when you're supposed to You're not go to get all three at once" " Make sure you cover them" " And you--- you just shut up" "Whatever we're not going down either" "Why do you look all tired?" "They got five" "We got thirty and can't get a single one of them" "What's with you people?" "We need more people We don't have enough" " Just listen to--- the rebound" " Why can't you get that?" "Try" "Just do as you would in practice Are you guys with me?" "Kill them all today Come on--- just like in practice" "Come on guys I'm with you Head to head" "Hey!" "Are you boys ready to rock?" " Hey!" " Fighting !" " Go" " Go" "Fire!" "24 hours after the exchange fire" " What time is it?" " It's the 24th hour, sir" "Not 25th" "No--- I meant what time is it?" "They're good chasers" " I think I'm go to throw up" " Hey, which Arirang is that?" "Isn't that 'Seopyunjae'?" "I said which Arirang stupid" " This is scary shit" " You want to switch?" " Sir, I think I'm cramping up" " Me too" "Keep stretching" "Hey, Mr. which version of Arirang is that?" "Hey, Mr. !" "Which Arirang is it?" "come on teach me" "To hell with that I'm going fucking insane" "Isn't this a gunshot wound?" "Yes" "I need to report to the police" "I did already" "I was at the US Army protest rally and somehow got shot our" " I didn't see it coming at all" " What?" "The Army base?" "They just shot me out of nowhere" " And couldn't avoid the shot" " How dare they" "Fucking head !" "Let's go We need to take care of the wound first" "But uhhh" "By any chance" "Are you in the National Collegiate Protesters' Union?" "I sure am I'm a NCPU member" "Nice meeting you" "I was the fourth year member of the NCPU" "I haven't felt such urging patriotism in quite some time" "If we break up, then we'll come back to open it" "What if we never break up?" " Will you leave it here?" " You don't like the idea?" "Well" " I'll be all curious--  about what's inside" " Oh yeah?" "If you're that curious," " Just break up with me" " What?" "Are you crazy?" "I'm pissed" "I even put in a year's worth of" " salary for when we're old" " A year's worth?" "Why would you do that?" "What if somebody digs it up?" " Really?" " Don't worry" "They will have developed a time machine in the future So we can come back" "How awesome?" "A forty year anniversary gift!" "Honey" "Honey" "I'm not wearing any underwear Come get me bad boy!" "What?" "You naughty you" "Come get me" "Stop right there honey" "You beautiful little creature" "Gotch'ya!" "No No Off of me" "Leave me alone" "Oh my--- Are you okay?" "On the first day of his visit, the emperor has ended his day's chores and is now resting at the Shilla hotel The cops have placed SWAT teams all around the hotel" "Tomorrow morning, the emperor will meet with President for breakfast And in the afternoon" "They plan on attending Korea  Japan joint cultural ceremony" "Chairman Kim Jong-il from the North will also be there" "What a bunch of crocker shit Korea  Japan joint world cup?" "I'll prepare a fucking joint funeral ceremony" "I thought you were gone, but guess you're alive" " I tried my best" " Your best?" "Guess you could say that" "You must've tried your best to miss a guy that was practically in your face" "Hanako--- you've changed" "What are you doing?" "What's wrong?" "What?" "Why would you drink the last remaining PPX?" "This is PPX?" "You should've told me" "I give up" "I want to go" "Where's your partner?" "How would I know?" "You should know fuckhead" "I really don't know, sir" "I didn't do it It was him !" "Did you see that?" "It's him right there" "Which dentist do you guys go to?" "Sergeant Yoo's dentist" "He said I can get 50% discount" "Oh yeah?" "I got it done for free" " For free?" " Yes" "I'm sorry I just had to go" "Don't worry What are friends for?" "And--- Why don't you go stay in Hawaii when you're done?" "I'll lend you the money" "Hidden Cam-shot on Fangbo and Sang-mi" "Don't take this the wrong way" "I didn't take this to watch you fuck or anything" "You've grown" "Well---I was always a little bit taller than you, wasn't I?" "Do you have a death wish?" "Regardless, you should forget--- about this and forget Sang-mi Understand?" "You're losing it, aren't you?" "It's me Fangbo from the KP's class of 17" "Fangbo Yoo" "It's me Fangbo Yoo I'm Fangbo Yoo" "I'll make it simple" "It's okay to make it complicated" "If you're go to be so stubborn," "I'm go to go sell this shit to porn dealers" "What do you want, money?" "How much do you want?" "Is one good?" "You're go to have to give at least two" "Two!" "Okay!" "You don't have any copies of it, do you?" "Who are we brother?" "We're all mighty KP" "Korea Police" "Plus, I need to go visit my dad at the cemetery" "Anyway, just go to Hawaii," "Okay?" "Okay" "Sir, You can't leave until you pay" " He's going to see his father" " Okay" "Sir, I'm going to Hawaii now" "Hawaii" " Hawaii" "How fucking awesome is that?" "That's enough dog--- enough" "Hey Gabdu!" "Gabdu!" "Come on--- man" "Come on--- man--- open your eyes Gabdu!" "Suction" "Perform vital check and prepare for massage" " All set?" " Yes" " Did the heart stop?" " What?" "Isn't this one of those electric shock thingies for heart failure?" "No, it's not" "It looks similar--- but it's different" "This is just a spray" "What are you doing?" "Off of me!" "I'm going to a local hospital" "You can't get this type of treatment at local hospitals" "Don't give me attitude, young lady" "How dare do you look at me like that ugly bitch !" " What?" " I'm sorry, I forgot" "Jesus!" "You can't forget things like that" "Fucking" " Hey!" " Yes" " Come over here" " Give me your ticket" " Yes" "What about me then?" "You only cause trouble anyway" "Just stay outside and wait" "Everybody listen to me" "We're almost there now" "Stay focused" " You hear me?" " Yes, sir" "Hey, hey Where are you going?" "You have to come this way" "LPG should go over there, and Helium this way Don't get all mixed up" "Come on man Where are you going?" "Help out a bit more, Okay?" "I'll spot a seat for you Stop making that face" "One Two One Two Three Three Three" "The Red Devils over there" "Please scotch over to the front" "Ladies and gentlemen," "President Kim Dae-jung, chairman Kim Jong-il, and the emperor of Japan" "Let's welcome them with a round of applause" "What are you doing?" "The ceremony has started" "Hold on a second This is the staff waiting room" "Murakami !" "This is so pathetic" "Where's the PPX?" "Go find it yourself" "Shut up and just cough it up" "This is Murakami !" "Murakami !" "Next is to wish a successful 2002 Worldcup--- and celebrate peace between the two countries" "Once the torch is lit, ladies and gentlemen please give a round of applause" "On a count of three, leaders of the three countries will rise and light up the torch" "Let's all get together" "One" " Two" " Two" "Three" "What is this?" "We apologize for the mistake" "Next will be the youth choir" "What's wrong with my voice?" "Sir, you may step down" "Everybody freeze" " What is this?" " Don't worry!" "It's okay!" "One Two Three" "One Two " "Everybody on their heads" "Do you know what this is?" "This is liquid gas bomb" "On your heads" "You've all heard of PPX, right?" "This is what blew up the entire Mia district" "You hear me?" "I said get on your head right now!" "The guy in the front row, what are you doing?" "The one on the thirteenth seat down over there!" "On your head !" "I'll kill you all if you leave!" "Sang-mi !" "Put that down" "Don't come near me" "Drop your weapon and on your head" "It's me--- look" "Don't you have a head?" "On your head now" " But listen--- it's me Fangbo" " On your head !" "Do it right!" "Yeah--- you do that boy" "You look like a girl" "You pansy ass mother fucker" "You did well Very good" "We're going to write our own history now" " Captain !" " What?" " You too on your head !" "What?" "You too on your head !" "What's wrong with you?" "Are you crazy?" "Yeah---I'm crazy" "I think I'm on your side" "Just shut the fuck up and do it" "What?" "You want to all of a sudden sort out negative feelings?" "You think playing soccer together will change anything?" "What are you trying to make up for the past ninety years?" "I'm Japanese myself !" "But, you Japs" "Comfort women," "History textbook, Dok-do" "Well---if you think about it, there's nothing you did right" "What the fuck are you clapping for?" "You talk shit about Japan all the time" "But what about Japan imation, fetish prostitution, etc" "You're the first ones to accept their culture!" "Regardless" "You should really think about what you did" "Drop your weapons!" "Wait!" "Hey!" "If you're go to kill those" "people, kill me first I won't miss on the second one" "Get out of my way now!" "Okay" "If your job comes before your love, pull the trigger" "How do you know I loved you for real?" "I have faith in our love" "Okay!" "No regrets" "I'm go to fire" " One sec" " Shut up" "One" "Two" "Three" "Sang-mi !" "Chairman Kim" "When do you think we'll be able to meet up again?" "Pretty soon" "Okay" "Shit" "Chairman" "Do you believe that the talks we shared--- were truly honest?" "Yes" "Do you swear on our friendship?" "Sure" "Dear god, we have sworn in front of you our friendship" "So please bless both countries and help us find peace within" "And bless our ever-lasting friendship" "Amen" "Amen" "Mr. President" "President Kim !" "Just--- wanted to call you one last time" "Don't smile" "Brother!"