"Well, it looks like you have a choice, Mr. Powers-- save the world or save your girlfriend." "Don't worry about me, Austin." "You gotta save the world." "I choose love, baby." "Wait a tick." "Who are you?" "I'm you, ten minutes from now." "Damn it!" "You are handsome." "I was just thinking the same." "We are sexy." "We are sexy bitches." "Yeah!" "All right." "This is ri-goddamn-diculous." "Kill them both!" "Fire the "laser."" "Listen, past Austin... can you save the world while I go get the girl?" "Sure, Austin-from- ten-minutes-from-now." "Lock in target." "Laser set to full vitality." "Come on." "Are you all right?" "Yeah, come on." "You all right?" "You OK?" "Say, what's the policy on menage a trois?" "You are adorable!" "Looking for this, Mr. Powers?" "My mojo." "Self-destruct in two minutes and counting." "Watch out!" "See you in hell, Powers." "Hey, Austin-from- ten-minutes-from-now!" "This place is gonna blow." "Let's go." "Come on." "Thirty seconds and counting." "Twenty-nine..." " Let's go." " My mojo!" "We have to go now." "My mojo." "I'm useless without it." "You've had it all along." "What do you mean?" "You defeated Dr. Evil, you saved the world... and believe me, you're gonna get the girl." "All right then, maybe later." "Yeah, come on." "Go!" "I'll set the controls for 1967." "Felicity, why don't you come with me to 1999?" "I don't know." "The Sixties were so groovy." "I want to see what happens in the Seventies and Eighties." "The Seventies and the Eighties?" "You're not missing anything." "I looked into it." "There's a gas shortage and a Flock of Seagulls." "That's about it." "Let's go." "I love you, Austin Powers." "And I love you, Felicity Shagwell." "Wherever we go... there we are." "Special delivery." "Surprise, surprise." "Listen, missy, do you fancy another go?" "'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back." "You shut your mouth, you bastard... who is fat." "Yeah, that's very good." "Before you kill us, let me ask you one question." "Are you happy?" "What kind of stupid ass question is that?" "I'm rich, and I'm dead sexy." "You didn't answer my question." "Are you happy?" "Of course I'm not happy." "Look at me, I'm a big fat slob." "I've got bigger titties than you do." "I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book." "I've not seen my willie in two years... which is long enough to declare it legally dead." "I can't stop eating." "I eat because I'm unhappy." "I'm unhappy because I eat." "It's a vicious cycle." "If you'll excuse me... there's someone I have to get in touch with and forgive." "Myself." "Oh, God." "Sorry, I farted." "It's a long road ahead." "Who am I kidding?" "I'm going to kill you anyway." "Judo chop!" "Right in the mommy-daddy button!" "That's for calling me crap, you fatty." "Listen, baby, I don't care if he is a Fat Bastard... you don't give a man a shot in the pills." "It's just not cricket." "Do you think I'll be happy here in the Nineties?" "Well, I know the Nineties might sound boring... but as far as I'm concerned..." "I've brought the best part of the Sixties back with me." "You." "Wait a minute." "Where are you going?" "Did we get Dr. Evil?" "No." "He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge..." "Penis." "The male reproductive organ." "Also known as tally whacker, schlong, or..." "Wiener?" "Any of you kids want another wiener?" "Dad, what's that?" "I don't know, son, but it's got great big..." "Nuts!" "Hot, salty nuts!" "Who wants some?" "Lord almighty!" "That looks just like my husband's..." "One-eyed monster." "Step right up and see the one-eyed monster!" "Hey, what's that?" "It looks like a big..." "Woody!" "Woody Harrelson?" "Can I have your autograph?" "Sure, no problem." "Oh, my Lord." "Look at that thing." "It's so big." "I've seen bigger." "That's..." "Just a little prick." "It's a flu shot." "You've been in the coldness of space." "I don't want you to get sick." "It's one thing to attack me." "It's quite another to attack my Mini-Me." "I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers." "I'm gonna get you." "Thank you." "Welcome back." "Today we're doing a follow-up... to a segment we did several months ago... on "Fathers who are trying to take over the world."" "Let's begin with Scott Evil." "What's going on with your dad?" "Well, my dad tried to take over the world... with a giant laser on the moon." "I know." "We have a surprise for you." "What, my dad?" "No, it's not your father." "It's your mother." "Come on out." "Mom?" "Scott, you are my love child with Dr. Evil." "I thought I was a test-tube baby." "Lies." "All lies!" "I love you, Mom." "I love you, too, son." "Thank you." "You know, what have we learned here today?" "Perhaps it's that no one can take your mojo." "You can look around all you want... but what you're really trying to find is on the inside." "Take care of yourself and each other." "I think I'm gonna like it in the Nineties." "I never knew it could be this way!" "Oh, baby, baby, baby." "That's good." "How could you?" "I thought that" "Past Austin?" "Technically, it's not cheating, baby." "Felicity, I can't blame you." "The man is handsome, baby!" "We're just plain handsome, man." "Am I wrong, but this makes me horny, baby." "Very randy!" "Well, one thing's for sure" "I've got my mojo back." "It's definitely back." "Hello." "You all right?" "Me spuds are boiling." "Come on, darling, let's hop on the good foot... and do the bad thing." "Paging Dr. Freud." "Hello up there." "Is the movie over?" "I'm still down here... and I'm still in quite a lot of pain." "Maybe someone in the lobby could call an ambulance." "Oh, the pain is really quite severe." "I've fashioned a make shift splint." "Here goes nothing."