"You've been repeating this for quite some time now" "Why don't you go ahead with the announcement?" "Hey!" "I will, but first I must get into the mood for it" "Dear citizens of Koonanthuruthu island By scoring 1st rank in his MBAexam our little town is in the limelight today by our own darling boy, P Satyanarayanan" "Satyanarayanan who has become the apple of the eye of everyone here is being felicitated at a function held at our upper primary school I welcome you all to this grand event" "Who is Satyanarayanan?" "The son of our school peon Narayanan Nair" "Oh!" "The boy who got into school to steal" "Where is Narayanan Nair now?" "." "Bed ridden" "Talking about Satyan He is a phenomenon" "He is an institution all by himself" "Satyan is a puzzle that can't be solved" "All those stories were not true He did not get into school to steal" "Why else?" "He got into the headmaster's room" "Okay, you don't have to explain First finish coughing" "This island, where even a mongrel does not stray in is today gearing up for the arrival of a big brave rascal" "What?" "!" "I mean big brave elephant which the committee has arranged to felicitate our hero" "With crackers, band music and array of young ladies" "The well adorned elephant is now elegantly and proudly on its way bearing our most distinguished guest" "The pride of this town P Satyanarayanan" ""King among liars"" ""Clever and fantastic guy Liar of liars, he's a king liar"" "'KlNG LlAR'" ""Where evertrapped, whateverthe snare He just breezes out with a plan of his own"" ""King among liars"" "I heartily welcome Satyanarayanan on to the dais here for his felicitation" "Bless me" "Dear friends" "Satyanarayanan was one of the most brilliant pupils of my class" "Satayan, although has touched great heights today I am reminded of an incident that happened years ago" "Maybe a day our Satyan would never want to remember" "Get out of this school with your dear most son I swear on my mother I did not steal, master" " Get lost!" " What is this master?" "My son!" "Satya!" "It was just a small forgivable misdemeanor by a 7th grader but blown out of proportion by the stubborn headmaster, Poduval" "But like the phoenix that arises from its ashes" "Satyanarayanan is here today, felicitated by our Panchayat president" "My dearest townsfolk" "Wow!" "Give me this!" "Hey!" "I brought it so I could garland him" "Forward your head towards me" "'He is Shanthan' 'lt was his handiwork that brought me here to this stage'" "Hey!" "Open!" "'l will neverforget him'" " Can I have Rs 10 - l don't have" "No?" "I'll claim it later" "Hearing Gopi master's words a hundred memories crashed like waves into my thoughts I like to think that my tears caused by Poduval master years ago are the reason for my success today I know that Poduval master who had retired and left town years ago was tried to be contacted by the organizers of this function" "But unfortunately they could not find him I sincerely wish that our Poduval master" "No...my own Poduval master was here today" "Who says I am not here?" "!" "No one ever calls the cunning cuckoo a phoenix" "Who named a big liar like you Satyan which means truth" "Master!" "This is sheer atrocity" "You guys still believe what this liar says?" "What a pity!" "Gopi sir, let him say what he wants lf it gives him happiness, why not?" "Stop it!" "I am not here to deride him" "But to see that all of you are not fooled" "Where did you study for MBA?" "Nothing in particular" "Tell our people sitting there" "University college" "Which University?" "Maharaja's" "There is no such university I actually meant Mahatma Gandhi University" "You got a 1st rank in MBA from Gandhi University, eh?" "You mean you got 2nd rank?" "This is to say V for victory" "Then who is this?" "Who is it?" "University 1st rank holder is K Krishnakumar ls it so?" "May be there are two 1st ranks I'll slap you" "He is lying through his teeth" "He bought the entire newspaper supply to this island and replaced the original with his own photo and write up" "If this fellow passes his exam, I swear I'll shave my head paint spots all over me and be paraded upon a donkey" "MBA my foot!" "He missed!" "What a surprise, eh?" "Beat him out of here lnvited people to insult, eh?" "'When I was insulted and driven away from the 7th grade...' '..." "I cooked up this story to make my father's ambition come true'" "You dog!" "'When crackers are burst some of them remain dormant'" "'The ammunition in it will remain explosive'" "'Although my MBA plan backfired' 'l am now the vice chancellor of many universities that award MBA degrees'" "'Key Duplicating'" "Peon!" "Find out who's come" "'Seal made in an 1 hour Recharge coupons - lnternet'" "Where is your boss?" "Brother!" "is the certificate ready?" "The VC has to sign it" "This looks like the wire mesh between India Pakistan border" "Well caught!" "Now see that cops don't catch you" "May lady luck be with me everyday" "Brother?" "Can you give me Rs 500" "Did you not ask for a 100 yesterday?" "But you didn't give!" "I am not a cash printing machine to oblige you each time you ask" "Make me a tea" "Make it good, okay?" " l'll spit in it" " What?" "!" "Spit in it?" "I said I'll give it in a cup" " l am Prashanth" "Who Prashanth?" "Anjali's friend" "Of course I remember" "Can we come and meet you?" "No!" "Don't!" "I was about to go out" " l'll wait" " No, I am busy till 2 I'll see you after 2" "Okay!" "is it?" " No..." " l'll come to Omega" "Okay" " See you" " Okay" "God!" "Antappa!" "Anjali's friends are on their way here" "They want my help it seems" "Brother!" "Are you jobless?" "You've been afterthat useless girl for so long" "Ask her to get lost, bro" "Anjali!" "Snob to the core" "You'll get better girls if you wanted" "Sure I will But they won't be like Anjali" "She belongs to me I feel she's mine since many births" "Then go ahead and help them" "They are not coming for a fake certificate or seal" "Then?" "Some sort of recommendation from me I had lied to them saying I was the manager of Omega consultancy upstairs ls that all?" "Simply face it" "That baldy is under your control, right?" "What?" "That bald managerfellow is obliged to you, isn't he?" "Go and convince him" " Shall I?" " Sure you can" "What is my name?" "What?" "What was the name I had told Anjali?" "Oh!" "That!" "is it Narendran or Naran?" "Look" "Anjali...yes Here it is..." "Naran" " Here, drink this tea" "Aren't you having?" "No, you have it Let your muscles bulge lf only I had known I wouldn't have spat into it" "No!" "I won't budge from this seat" " Not even for 10 minutes?" " No" "Then you don't do" "What the heck are you up to I slogged 3 days to prepare this report to be sent to Delhi" "Tell me it's color" "Red" "Oh red!" "Well dressed and shamelessly says this is red" "What about this?" " That's white" "And this?" "Blue" "Yellow is green and green is blue" "And an orange is wood apple for you Now get up from that seat" " No" " No?" "Okay, then I will shout out truths about you" "What truths?" "The fact that you can't decipher colors" "That in spite of being color blind I gave you a fake fitness certificate" "And that I supplied the duplicate certificate" "Cheating, chicanery, fraudulence court cases, compensation, and thus...!" "Tell me what do you want?" "Speak clearly" "You close my mouth and nose and want me to speak clearly?" "Tell me what do you want?" "Your coat, the tie and the manger's swivel chair" "Your guests" "Ask them to come in I used to look like a cowherd Hasn't it changed now?" "." "Sure, now you look like a cowherd with a coat" "What to do!" "I gave the cowhand from my hometown a job" "Why are you in the corridor minus your coat and tie?" "It's too hot in there" "Sunita, orange suits you very well" "Really!" "Goodness!" "Was it green by any chance?" "Bannerji associates never accept any form of recommendation" "Since your consultancy are on good terms with them" "You may have a good chance on my recommendation, Prashant" "But why should I?" "I don't even know you" "We are very close to Anjali" "But Anjali has not said anything" "She is a feeling a little...?" "You mean embarrassed?" "I may be wealthy but an ordinary man" "It was with yourfinancial help grandmother's ear surgery went off well, sir" "He was the one who helped with the bills" "Now she can see very well" "But wasn't the surgery forthe ear?" "But you need the earlobe to wear glasses, isn't it?" "Sir, she is being discharged from hospital today" "You had promised to give me Rs 1000" "I remember...very well" "Hey!" "But of what use is this?" "Collect Rs 25,000 from the cashier" "Tell him I said so, go ask him" "You can buy your grandma, betel leaves with the remaining money" "She has been so good to me all these years I'll make a prayer" "Ask Anjali to contact me" "Anjali, what have you decided?" "I told you my decision" "Firstly, I don't like him following me around" "And to ask him for a favor will only worsen the scene" "But if his recommendation clicks it will be a great chance for me lf it doesn't?" "Call him first, my dear" "Please sis" "For my sake Call him" "Yes, they had come" "The owner of Bannerji Associates Sunil Sheddy I mean Sunil Bannerji is a friend of mine" "Our friendship dates back to years" "He obliges me I have made use of him too" "But he is a bit loose these days" "No, I know how to wring him for favors" "Yes, I mean I can get him to help But he must be handled carefully" "Never know when he'll change and show his true colors" "We friends call him the 'king of inner chambers'" "You won't understand if I explain over the phone" "We will meet I am still washing I mean..." "I'm in the middle of a deal with a laundering company a detergent company" "So we meet tomorrow Call yourfriends also" "Antappa?" "What is this dude?" "Always watching such trash!" "Have a look at this" "There are pictures of big shots in this ls that all?" "I thought it was something spicy" "What a one track mind" "What?" "Dude, these are photos of business men who deal in millions I want you to create pictures of me hugging them" "Posing this way, laughing out loud taking a selfie and many such photos lt must look as if taken together with them at the same place" "Wait for a minute I'll be back" "Where can I keep this?" "Come here a second Please hold the ball" " Ball?" " l mean the bat" "Sorry, mistaken you" "Oh, is this a way too to use the loo?" "He is Sunil Bannerji, you were talking about" "But misusing this bond for such trivial favors I don't like that" "Him?" "'Wonder who the devil he is?" "'" "Him?" "You tell me who he is?" "Anand Varma" "You are right..." "Anand Varma" "Do you really recognize him?" "Tell me if you really know ls there anyone in the fashion field who does not know Anand Varma?" "Anand Varma and his wife Devika are the king and queen of fashion world" "Do you know him personally?" "I would like to very much But have not been lucky enough" "She was almost one among finalists at the ramp selection Varma conducted" "That ruined all her confidence and that's how she left modeling and shifted career to information technology" "Oh Manohar" "Anju...just 5 minutes" "'Wasn't my timing perfect?" "'" "Antappa!" "First time you are doing something perfectly" "What are we having for lunch?" " Sardine curry" "Sardine?" "'You think we'll get a dolphin for petty cash?" "'" "You have many photos with celebrities" "So you saw all of them?" "I was not too keen" "But when they insist I can't avoid" "This one?" "Was this also taken like that?" "Madame Tussaud wax museum" "London" "Don't you know?" "." "This is actually a wax figure of Gandhiji" "When I once went there they forced me to take a picture" "You really misunderstood me, didn't you?" "Let's get back to Prashanth Your interview is tomorrow, right?" "Yes" "When you go, attach a black badge on your chest" "One of the board members will ask you the reason for it" "You must tell them, your close friend Satyan died" "Don't worry That's a coded message lt will be a guy from my side lt was him I was speaking to now I am not giving you cent percent assurance" "I am expecting a thanks from you" "But still, how could you about Gandhiji...?" "Antappan!" "Vagabond!" "Sorry bro!" "I needed the Rs 500 urgently" " lt's not that you pork!" " Then?" "Why did you put my picture with Gandhiji?" "You wanted me to be creative" "What answer will I give people?" "Say you took it when you went to Rahul Gandhi's house" "How are they related?" "Isn't Rahul Gandhi Mahatma Gandhiji's son?" " Sorry, his brother" " Brother?" "!" "No, I meant brother-in-law" "Not only that!" "A bearded guy, some Varma of fashion designs" "Who are all of them?" "They were in the book you gave me I am forgiving you now" "You hit me Most unfair" "How dare you take money from my wallet" "Sorry, brother" "Coming to kill me?" " l'lljump" " Don'tjump" "Your other creative works were very good" "The selfie with the Pope" "You oaf!" "They were foolish and believed it" "Will any sane person believe that?" "I will never do anything for you ever" "You won't, eh?" "You simply asked for that" "Never ask again I am quite tired" "I have a bit of good news" "Bannerji associates have adopted me" "Fantastic dude" "We must celebrate" "Notjust celebrate We must have a blast" "Yes" "Let's begin with ice cream now" "Wait a while Before we celebrate" "Call Naran and tell him thanks" "What for?" "How do you know it was because of his recommendation?" "Don't be ungrateful" "They even asked about the black badge" "Call him anyways" "I know what will happen" "He will talk 2 lines to Prashant for a formality" "Then he will ask for me" "Now he has the freedom to flirt with me" "And finally I love you" "Hello Anjali I'll give it to Prashanth" "Sorry, a problem with the blue tooth" "You deserve the post" "They know that otherwise I won't recommend" "Shall I give the phone to Anjali" "No!" "Not necessary" "Not now I am a bit busy Ask her to call me later lf l am free, I'll talk to her" "Will you be free today evening We are having a small party" "Do you want to go to the hospital?" "Why?" "You mentioned blood pressure" "Not pressure lt's pleasure I don't think he is as bad as you make him out to be" "You shouldn't have been so abrupt" "You could have flirted a little with Anjali" "She belongs to the 'female' class of beings 90 percent of them on such occasions with friends, switch on the speaker phone" "Do you know that?" "You can have this" "Thank you bro" "Don't touch it" "This I can safely drink I am sure now you've not spat in it I have sold fellows like you and collected cash man" "Let me have a hundred" "Get lost!" "Antappa, you can have this milk 'l don't want it I saw you spit into it'" "We can give to some other customers, right?" "Wonder if that boy got thejob?" "The arrow found its target" "What?" "I don't understand" "Don't we tell candidates to write the exams and we'd do the rest to get them a graduate certificate and collect a fee?" "How do we function?" "Without us doing anything many of them will pass by themselves" "Since we return the money of those who don't get through we don't earn a bad name This is also like that" "What about the black badge?" "If we stick a black badge and go to any place someone is bound to ask what it is?" "Wouldn't a person hearing about death pray for his soul?" "If people in that interview board prayed for my soul, will it botheryou?" "Not at all!" "Then I also could have said I was dead" "Bro, didn't you say girls use speakers on phones when we talk to them?" "is it true?" "Why?" "I talk to that Sushma in the hostel" "Does she share with her friends what I was doing?" "Of course not!" "Go ahead and continue to sleep I was so stressed out for a minute" "So you are the rascal who shoots up my phone bill?" "Must be that cheap girl Sushma" "Frustrated that Antappan's call had still not come" "No reply?" "Not at all I am quite free" "Now?" "." "No problem" "Where?" "Message me the place and I am there" " ls it Sushma?" "You...!" "Okay, I know lt's my grandmother" "Anjali" " She wants to meet me - ls it?" "Take out the vehicle" "What?" "I said get the vehicle!" "Hey!" "I will Why scream?" "!" "What kind of place is this?" " Message says 'Kamaraj lane'" " Matches the name" "Let's look on the other side" "Look!" "There they are" "We were looking out for you" "When I started, I found my car had a flat tyre" "You guys said it was urgent so I got him to take his bike" "Good thing!" "We are very worried wondering what to do" "What happened?" "Come I'll call back later" "Appears all of you are here What is the issue?" "Any one dead?" "Mr Naran, please sit down" "There was a scuffle in the club and they are in trouble now I had told you about a party Prashant hosted, didn't I?" "We had a problem there" "From the time we arrived there was this guy harassing Mili" "We requested him a couple of times to lay off" "But he didn't bother" "John lost his temper and shoved him away" "Not shoved" "He beat him up good and proper" "Later we came to know he was the son of minister Thomas Chennikad" "And in this scuffle, they dragged Faisal into their vehicle and drove off" "Faisal had called sometime back They made him call and tell us" "They want John" "Only if we send John Faisal will be let off" "They said they'd kill us if we informed the police" "But tell me, what am I supposed to do in this?" "Naran, you must make a call" "Who should I call?" "The other day, we saw pictures of you with the minister's son" "You must call the minister" "I can call" "But I can't say how effective it will be" "Knowing him well he's very stubborn" "A peculiar nature" "Yes, absolute trash" "Please don't say no Help us" "Sure, I'll help I must..." "I will" "But no need to call Chennikad I'll make high command Thripati talk to him" "Can I have a room for myself" "Brother needs to use the toilet" "Not for that I want to make a call" "Close the door" "Oh God!" "In my enthusiasm I got into this muddle" "Now what do we do?" "But you said you'd call the high command Thripati?" "What high command?" "Oh!" "That was a lie, eh?" "If you don't know a high command then call some low rogues you know" "Gotcha!" "Abhasa editor Aratupuzha Sashikumar speaking I am Krishnankutty speaking" "Key!" "Sweetie Kriku!" "It's been ages since I heard from you" "Brother, have any spicy news about our minister Chennikad" "His favorite Alsatian dog had puppies recently" "One of them looks exactly like him and I am publishing a story on that" "Stopjoking" "Tell me if he is involved in cases of molestation, pimping...?" "In a house behind Kayamkulam Krishnapuram palace something fishy is happening during the nights ls it?" "We don't know if it involves printing notes, or immoral activities" "But on the whole there's plenty of smoke" "Okay brother" "I am the minister's personal assistant Who's calling?" "Tell him it's Shivakumarfrom Delhi Chennikad will understand" "Sir, a call from Delhi l'll call back, okay?" "I wanted to talk to you on a personal note" "Some kids I know had a small issue with your son" "Small issue?" "I won't spare any of them" "That's up to you But it's a trap to ensnare you" "Who the hell are you to talk about all this?" "You don't know my true nature" " lf l don't get that boy...!" " But there's a small problem" "The boy's home is at Kayamkulam" "On the east side of Krishnapuram palace" "Can you hear me?" "Why did you cut that call?" "I did not cut it I just tossed him a bait" "Will he bite?" " He will" "Maybe he will, eh?" "He must, mustn't he?" "Look who it is?" "Tea" "No thanks This is not tea time" "He's talking to Thripati" "No need to worry at all lf that doesn't work out I too have a plan charted out" "What's up?" "Did he bite?" "What plan were you talking about?" "Nothing Just a drama" "Damn your drama" "Did he bite?" " Dude!" "He just did" " Didn't I tell you he will?" "!" "Who is it?" "It's me" "Me?" "Who me?" "I know only one me and that's me And that me is me" "And that me is sitting right here" "So when you say me, which me is that me who I have no idea about?" "Didn't you hear me?" "Who is that me" "May be it's me" "Don't you dare confuse matters" "Just when he's biting the bait" "Hello, who is it?" "It's me, minister Chennikadan" "Sorry!" "We got disconnected" "What I was saying was, if you torture that boy you are asking fortrouble" "And these TV channels are waiting for some spicy tid-bits" " Krishnapuram palace" "Ask them not to harm the boy" "And then to clean up this issue who would say no to may be Rs 50000?" "I'll message you the place we meet" "What happened?" "It will be solved lt must" "They do no bird can soar higher than worth of money" "Not bird...its eagle" "Eagle is also a bird...not a fish When I am speaking seriously, you...!" "I had to spend a little They talk only in millions" "Don't let that be an issue We can share the expenses" "What are you saying Lakshmi?" "Your problem is mine too" "Have you read books written by Gabriel Garcia de Fernandes?" "Do you know what he says?" "They wouldn't have read" "They wouldn't have read Brother, just tell them 'lnterfering dog'" "He has said a lot of things" "Should we talk of that or about the issue we have?" "You have fixed the value of my friendship in terms of money" "We did not mean that actually" "No, never say things you don't intend to say" "Do you know a true friend is prepared to lay down his life?" "Sorry, I have your ring lt must have slipped off" "Hey!" "What's that for?" "I was just ululating" "For what?" "Exchanging rings like an engagement" "That will come later After choosing auspicious moment" "Our problem has not been solved yet" "Until Faisal comes back in one piece, we can't be relieved" "We have a place to visit I have explained to Sethbhai Take them inside, I'll be here" "Quick!" "Don't worry Chennikad will soon be here" "Lakshmi, please take care" "Now you can stop acting as if you are stressed" "This is not acting I am actually quite tense" "Okay stop raising my BP Touch one of them" "Touch one of these fingers" "Touch" "Okay, no need to worry They'll soon be here with Faisal" "How do you know?" "It's your lucky times That's why you chose that finger lf it had been the other one I had just picked my nose with it" "Look!" "They are here" "Faisal, go inside Yourfriends are waiting there" "The minister wanted to meet John I will show them John Be brave, I'll deal with it" "Greetings l am John" "Come inside" "Since you are the minister no need to worry about checking" "Sir, move in and pour me a couple" "We can drink and talk as we drive" "Joey, you can begin I didn't mean this, sir" "Will you ever mention this again?" "I've never been to Krishnapuram, sir i'll show you really who I am" "Someone help me, please" "Throw him down" "Damn your shoe" "Start the car" "You must learn to be grateful" "Never knew Krishnapuram palace had so much scope for punches" "Lucky, no one saw me" "Antappa?" "Which vagabond is it?" " lt's me, vagabond lt's you, bro?" "Why is the gate closed Where are those kids?" "I insisted they leave ls your meeting over so quickly?" "Dialogs were very few" "Didn't I tell you this was your best time?" "Show me the finger you never used to pick your nose" "When you left, I used that also" "That does not matter This is the lucky finger, right?" "I used it once" "Stop the horn The place is closed" "Antony, deal with this case" "Antappa, we are in trouble" " Haven't you worn your seat belt?" "Seat belt in a bike, eh?" "What else?" " We've had booze" "They'll make us blow" "Bro, just pretend to blow i'll do a dubbing act from behind" "What?" "Just act as if you are blowing I'll give the right sound" "Brother lf you don't mind Please blow into this" "Blow" "It was a good effort" "But brother at the back missed the cue" "What is all this dude?" "Was it born to a spotted deer?" "Please blow again Let me see" "Sorry sir, his uncle who died is seriously ill in hospital" "Whaaaa...t?" "I mean, his uncle who was seriously ill died suddenly" "We are rather stressed and so had a couple of drinks on our way to hospital to get the body" "Please sir, for God's sake don't harass us" "Okay...go Carry on" "Thank you, sir" "You dare show me your finger?" "!" "Not to you" "As if what you got wasn't enough" "Goodness!" "Oh mother Telepathy!" "What?" "!" "Elippani, you mean brain fever?" "Your grandpa has caught brain fever!" "My dear chap, telepathy" "The minute I said good night She replied..." "look" "A picture message" "That girl is a cross you will be burdened with" "Haven't you had enough?" "In times of distress even your trouser rope will be a serpent" "Stop it snake-man!" "Stuff your finger underyou and go sit elsewhere" "Go!" "I am going All for a photo!" "How he changes color He's like a chameleon" "My first kiss on your beautiful right eye" "Who's this watching me kiss?" "Haven't I seen him somewhere?" "Poduval master?" "So Anjali...?" "Oh my God!" "Has he gone mad?" "Yes man!" "I have gone mad" "Open your eyes and look at him" "Hey!" "Were you kissing this old man?" "Sorry, tastes differ You continue" "Antappa!" "Now I can tolerate anything I now know God is with me ls that a picture of God?" "Does he wear glasses?" "You oaf!" "This bespectacled man is Poduval master" "His daughter is my Anjali ls he a millionaire?" "Usually people jump in joy when they find their in-laws are rich" "Millionaire?" "He is just nothing for good" "The guy who ruined my whole life" "You idiot!" "You never believed me when I said Anjali did not feel like a stranger even though I met her recently" "Escaped from his hit I was right all along lt wasn't recently that I met her" "My Anjali!" "Tell me When did you actually meet?" "Give me a minute Let me get my breath back" "Flashbacks are usually boring Can you condense it and tell me?" "Everything began at Koonanthuruthu" "At the most beautiful village called Koonanthuruthu, right?" "How do you knowthat?" "All flashbacks begin that way" "They will all be beautiful villages" "But Koonanthuruthu was exceptionally lovely" "'l studied at the Koonanthuruthu Upper Primary school'" "'My father was the peon in that school'" "I have a doubt, brother" "Did you really go to school?" "I was the best student" "Be quite bro, this is what everyone says" "That they were 1st rank holders in nursery and failed in 10th grade because of illness" "Well, continue brother Quite fun to hear such tales" "Well, I stopped I am not saying any more" "You can't sulk lf you interfere like this" "Okay, I won't Now tell I wasn't lying when I said I used to study well" "I was even the school leader" ""Creator of beautiful flowers and lovely butterflies on earth"" "'When I was in the 7th grade Poduval master was transferred...' '...to our school as the new headmaster'" "'As he stepped out of the car he reminded me of a vulture'" "Behind him, stepped out a little butterfly" "What?" "!" "How did that happen?" "Not a real one idiot" "Then?" "'A beautiful girl got out...' '...holding her mother's hand'" "Say the oath dude India is my country" "All Indians are my brothers and sisters" "The day I met her I found out one...sorry 3 things" "One that she was mine forever" "Secondly, we can't consider all girls as our sisters" "And the 3rd?" "That Poduval master was God of death to me" "Poke your hand" "He ruled the school like Idi Amin did in Uganda" "Was ldi Hameed a minister?" "I forgot the poem I learnt master" "Forgot?" "This is the best medicine" "Next Raise your hand" "Come" "(God's prayer)" "Don't act too smart" "How many marks you got?" "Enough, don't beat her anymore" " She got at least 48 on 50, didn't she?" " l'll give you one also 48?" "Do you know how much that peons son scored?" "Full 50 upon 50" "Need to punish her" " Don't scream" " Don't hit me, father I'll kill you" "Let go of her" "Hereafteryou will never get beaten for getting lesser marks than me" " How is that?" " There is a way I am a bachelor" "Go to class" "How did you drop to second place, Satya?" "You first wrote the correct answer Then struck it off to write the wrong one" "You must be more careful my boy" "That year she committed a big blunder in half term math exam" "What is that?" "It was when we compared answers we found the blunder in math I did it correct" "Did you get these two right?" "Which one?" "The 9th and 10th questions" "This one" "Why are you crying?" "I did not answer these questions I missed this side of the question paper" "What happened dear?" "Who was it?" "Who?" "The guy who asked that?" "Was he Poduval's henchman?" "You are always going at a tangent Concentrate on the main subject" "Of course I will Tell me what happened next?" "Father will kill me when I get back the papers" "People are staring" "Don't cry, please We'll find a way" "Everything moved all these days as I planned, didn't it?" "This will also be like that" "How?" "." "Poduval master?" "Headmaster?" "Who is it?" "Open up" "Open the door I say" "Open I say Or we'll kick it open" "What are you doing here?" "Come out here" "Move" "Why did you get into the office at night, Satya?" "Answer me Why did you get into the office?" "To steal" "The scholarship money and school fees were kept in the cupboard" "He opened the very same cupboard" "What am I seeing and hearing my boy?" "I swear on my mother I have not stolen, master" "Only 2 people know about the money I have enough sense to know how he got his hands on the keys" "We are not dumb, okay?" "Master, please don't say such things" "You don't like me saying it But you have no issues doing it" "Take your darling son and get out from this school" "Don't you dare step in here again Take him away" "Go away instead of gaping" "What happened afterthat, bro?" "What can happen?" "My father's life continued at Papanangode and Poduval ruined my life" "He underlined in red my character certificate and I was shunted to Kollangode I fail to understand, even in movies why the hero won't explain matters to the heroine and solve the issue" "Couldn't you have explained to Anjali" "What was in your mouth...hot potatoes?" "Oaf!" "When we were wondering whether to leave town or commit suicide and you expect me to go explain to her?" "And as if she would believe it" "My own father did not believe me" "Do you think this Poduval will allow you to marry her?" "Don't say Poduval again I'll kill him and then I'll marry his girl" "And?" "I'll kill her also I'll smother her with my love and kill her" ""l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday"" ""Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master"" ""How sweet are pretences?"" ""Like sipping nectar in delight"" ""For that you must be beside me..." "like this"" ""l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday"" ""Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master"" "This want to give to someone but not for Sumati teacher" ""Crept into your heart in secret Once upon a time this liar fervor"" ""Taking shyness away in his wake lf only it could come back again"" ""What will you do lf l come near you?"" ""l'll catch and bind you inside my heart"" ""l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday"" ""Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master"" ""Hidden in memories of a young girl A little sweetheart who played in mud"" ""To be with you, tender little girl This mischievous imp often wished"" ""lt's cold and chilly out there"" ""Won't you smother deceit hidden within a coverlet?"" ""l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday"" ""Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master"" "I could not say even a 'thank you' to you I was about to call you this morning" "But thought you wouldn't be awake" "We are having a party this evening" "You mustjoin us" "Please make it fortomorrow I must meet you today ls it?" "I must go" "What about at 11 in the morning?" "Can you come at 9?" "What about 10?" "Okay at 10 lt was Naran Says lets have the party tomorrow" "He wants to tell me something important today" "Sir, your order?" "I'll need it later Now my stomach is on fire" "Come here" "Good taste Wonder whose left over it was" ""l waited for very long For this day to dawn"" ""Memories so sweet l have of this smiling face"" ""Like a rainbow you come today Always to me a magical wonder"" ""ls itjust a wishful dream?" "Let me pinch myself to make sure"" ""Like a beautiful peacock feather treasured between pages of my heart"" "What happened?" "Why are you staring like this?" "Let me look at you" ""Like a drop of mist Your smile so radiant"" "You said you wanted to tell me something?" "I'll tell you, but let me gaze at you for a while" "Okay, since you are not saying anything let me give you a surprise" "Okay" "My father is here to meet you" "Let him come Let all fathers come I wanted you to come at 10:30 so that I could come with him" "Dad had some work in the bank" "Who?" " Father" "Father?" "Where is he?" "Right here" "Appears you are a bit stressed" "Who?" "Me?" "Of course not" "When your dad comes wondering how he looks I mean how I look whether to get up in respect" "You knowthe relief" "Hey!" "That was vinegar" "I tend to drink vinegar in such situations" "Let's give your father a surprise?" "Why don't you stay away?" "We must create an unforgettable atmosphere meeting him for the first time" "Go away I will manage" "Okay, I'll go to the washroom" "Oh my God!" "God is on my side" "Are you hurt?" "How can you even ask after being knocked down?" "Have some common sense" "How can you be so careless?" "is that how you roll a trolley?" "Where is my spectacles?" "How will you see me without your glasses" "Goodness!" "Dead" "What happened?" "Leave me Where are my glasses?" "Here Wearthem" "What is this?" "It used to be your glasses" "But when you fell down it broke and now mutilated" "You can all go I can manage" "People so careless here" "What happened?" "Your father knocked down a trolley here" "Me?" "I mean, father was knocked down by a trolley" "Luckily only thing that broke was his glasses" "Are you hurt dad?" "Go bring me my spare glasses from the car" "My friend Naran You talk, while I get the glasses" "Sure, go ahead" "Your eyesight is not so good as before" "How do you knowthat?" "Anjali has told me I have heard your voice...very familiar" "Many people have told me My voice is like singer Yesudas" "No, it's someone I know very well" "He's out to ruin me" "One minute father I got a call I am going out Being an outgoing call" "You can see if you want" "See you later, okay I must be at office, very urgent" "Can't you leave after 5 minutes after talking to father" "There's no time at all I had a Rs 15 lakh transaction I forgot to sign the cheque lf you are upset it's okay I'll leave later" "Just a loss of 20 lakhs No problem lt's okay Work issues I'll explain to dad" "Then, let's see in party on tomorrow" "Don't bring dad to the party His face is badly hurt" "Let him relax" "Antappa?" "What is it bro?" "Didn't you fill the tank yesterday?" "Didn't we?" "Of course we did" "We finished a pint together I was talking about the overhead watertank" "There's no water in the bathroom" "Pour out from the tank" "How easily you say that I am totally unused to such things" "This comes of giving ajob to a rascal like him lt's 8 in the morning I have to do all the work" "I forgot to perform sun worship" "Greetings to Sun God" "So cold But warm while pouring it" "Everything becomes hot once touched by the sun" ""Season of flowers is here Beautiful little dragonfly"" ""My body simply melts My insides aches"" "Antappa, we have a party at 5 this evening" "Are we late?" " ls someone dead?" "What happened?" "Naran, are you living on a roof top?" "I didn't tell" "Anjali was in a bus when she saw you taking bath" "Bath?" "Me?" "lmpossible l never bathe I mean I don't bathe that way" "She says she saw you" "They've caught you red handed" "Now admit the truth" "Oh today" "She saw?" "." "She must have lsn't that why I did that?" "It was an ice bucket challenge" "Haven't you heard Terrace bucket challenge?" "They conduct such stuff for rehab of street kids" "She is leaving for Bangalore today" "Bangalore Why?" "She had got a job offer long back She said she wasn't going" "But suddenly she changed her mind" "Where is Anjali now?" "." "Wait!" "One minute" "Let me explain" "Please, I don't want to hear anything" "Your behavior is highly suspicious and cagey lt's not what you think Listen to mejust once" "You can leave after that" "What do you want me to hear About the ice bucket challenge?" "Isn't that what you want to tell?" "But that was what I told them I can't tell everything to everybody" "Don't you know Antappan?" "His parents died before he was born" "What?" "!" " l mean, he is an orphan" "But he was a millionaire ln the past" "But now he is a pauper Fate!" "Do you want to forsake my childhood friend?" "Didn't you see he lives in a room on the top floor of the corporation building" "He refused all the villas and apartments I offered" "So full of self respect" "After seeing the minister and you guys we had a couple of drinks at his place" "And then it was too late to go back to my apartment I didn't want to hurt him so I stayed back with him" "For his happiness ls that wrong?" "Not only that, I had a business meeting today morning for which I could not afford to waste time going back" "The MD of that company was waiting for me" "Which company?" "Company" "Doesn't it have a name?" "You are testing me, eh?" " lt's a famous company" " Which one?" "What a sorry state of affairs" "VD" "Varma Designs" "You mean Anand and Devika Varma's Company?" "Yes" "Are they running afteryou guys?" "Yes" "You may have plenty of girls willing to flirt with you in this city" "But I am not prepared to be one of them" "Please, you could have said a lie that people would believe I never thought you could behave so cheaply" "Don't ever come after me again" "The whole thing is in a mess, isn't it bro?" "I could not lie convincingly enough" "Words once spoken and farts can never be sent back from where they came" "You always come up with such dirty talk" "You are the dirty one Why did you have to lie to her?" "You should have told herthe truth" "That you were the childhood sweetheart who ruined his own life to save herfrom beatings" "You got that word wrong" "You want to correct my grammar now?" "." "You listen to me for a change lf that Poduval ever comes to know I was Satyanarayan he wouldn't allow me anywhere near his town" "Are you marrying Poduval?" "Why did you once manipulate your answer sheets?" "ForAnjali" "Why did you steal into school That also forAnjali" "Just rewind and tell her the entire flashback" "Definitely sentiments will work in your favor" "Listen to me and quickly go after her" "And if it's to Bangalore Then follow herthere...right now" "Please make it fast 1 moment" "Why have you given MrAnand Varma a business class seat?" "He did not have his frequent flier card" "So what?" "Upgrade it to 1st class ls he the Anand Varma of the Varma Designs?" "Yes, he's in the VVlP Lounge" "I must inform him about his ticket status" "It was a mistake, sir and has been rectified" "Sir, a guy Narendra Varma who says he is your cousin wants to meet you" "Narendra Varma" "Ask him to come" " Okay sir" "Varma'etta Ask him to let me in" "Come in" "Varma'etta Hey!" "Don'tjump up I am not about to kill myself Please sit down" "Don't you recognize me?" "I am from the Nilambur royal house" "Yes, all of you sit I don't know if you'll know me if I explain" "But you can recognize me lt's me Varma'etta" "Please sit" "Why did you jump up What respect!" "Please sit" "Your wife Devika Varma Her sister Sarada I still have memories of her carrying me around" "But all that is irrelevant here Actually I am in a big problem" "You can solve it easily You must help me brother I don't even know you ln an accident do must we recognize the victim before we reach him to hospital?" "I am in a worse condition now One word from you will save me I beg at yourfeet" "Sorry!" "Please consider this as yourfeet" "This is such a pain!" "What do you want me to do?" "My wife is in the waiting lounge" "We are on the verge of divorce" "You must do me a small favor" "Just call me Naran in front of her" "Why?" "An elephant does not know its own might" "Like that, you don't know the power of what you utter" "My wife is a great fan of you" "She worships you like she does her Gods lf she comes to know you are close to me lt will create wonders to patch up our relationship" "Won't you call me 'Naran' I can see from yourface that you will call me" "You will" "Not bad!" "I am not trying to be over smart I am desperate I know you help people monetarily" "But solving a person's problem by saying just one word" "Won't that be a blessing in your life forever?" "What are you blabbering?" "I don't know howto explain I am a person who never speaks much I put all my trust in you Don't forget my name" "Or you can even cut away the 1st 2 letters of 'vanaran' ls it confusing you?" "What about the film 'Naran' by Joshy?" "We'll fix on that Don't forget I will be waiting Please call me, okay?" "Mr Naran?" "Not here!" "You must come there and call me" "And please do away with Mr Orthe intimacy will be lost" "Please be alert and remind him Naran" "That does not mean all of you can call out in a chorus Naran" "Now practice" "Sorry!" "Was just seeing if you were asleep" "When someone comes to talk it's quite nasty of you to be like a switched off mobile" "I am a human being At least listen to me" "There is a problem She is my wife" "Her father promised to give me 50 lakhs as dowry" "Will you give me that amount?" " lt's okay" "Flirting rascal!" "Don't imagine things and think they are the truth lt may be entirely wrong" "You must have the decency to listen to others" "Have you come with a new set of lies?" "Where has this bearded devil gone?" "Has he gone to catch the flight in some other exit?" "Even if I tear open and show you my heart you'll only say it was a red flower l have not come to you with my worth or academic excellence l am a professional consultant who deals with 100s of companies" "Do you know why I reject offers and choose to be in this city?" "Because you are here I am not after money and fame" "Please don't shoot Husband-wife problem" "May be you'd have given me more value if I had come with the trappings of the corporate world" "You know There is nothing in looks" "Take Abraham Lincoln Sunken cheeks and narrow chin" "Things always are beyond what you actually see" "Oh God!" "You again?" "See Varma" "This is more important than millions" "Please leave me alone man" "Naran This is" "What this?" "Yes, I know him Anand Varma" "Varma Designs" "Fashion tycoon" "So what?" "A man has to have peace of mind" "People don't allow me to live in peace" "Anjali is the most important in my life I can't give anyone else more importance" "Whether it is Anand Varma or Ambani" "What a time to say sorry Wasting time" "You may or may not believe me and go away to Bangalore l did not come to stop you" "But if you went without hearing what I had to say I'll always feel sad that you went without knowing the truth" "Now I am at peace I won't come into your life again" "Wonder if Varma will kill me now" "I want him in front of me within 24 hours with full details" "Okay, sir" "'l remember I was waiting for the bus How did I reach the beach?" "'" "'Who is this leaning on VD and smoking?" "'" "'This man?" "!" "'" "Sit" "From Koonanthuruthu, Paraparambil Narayanan's son Satyanarayanan" "Satyan, Naran, Narendran Krishnankutty, Shivakumar and infinite number of aliases" "Disappeared from Koonanthuruthu once and appeared in Madhya Pradesh" "From there to Bihar and from Biharto Kolkata" "Jobs, 18 in number varying from gardener to ministers personal assistant" "Spouting lies to make a living and finally landed here isn't that your life history in brief?" "So only my star sign remains to be found out?" "I know that also But I may change that I have heard many people refer to that title" "But it belongs to you, doesn't it?" "What?" "Tiger lsn't it the lion who is the king of forest?" "Tiger is just a subject ln a way you are the true king" "A king among liars" "The King Liar I do want to work for my living" "But I find I can live only if I lied and earned lt's a habit I can change" "Don't change" "Your ability to convince that midnight was broad daylight" "Frankly that is what attracted me I feel good about your compliments" "You want to make use of me, right?" "So you have deduced that, eh?" "It took me many years of sweat and toil to build this empire called Varma Designs" "Business with a turnover of millions is now under the control of my wife Devika Varma" "That is not at all surprising" "Many lions in business are often underthe rule of their wives" "Mukesh has often told me" "Mukesh?" "Mukesh Ambani" "Sorry sir, I got used to this habit of lying" "Sir, please stand I can sit" "Sorry, I'll stand you sit Tell me the rest of it" "This is not the kind of control you imagine" "My wife and I are on the brink of divorce" "Until a final decision is made all rights over our business has been handed over to her by the court I am a nobody now" "Where do I come in here?" "You must go to Dubai" "And somehow get yourself employed at Varma Designs" "And with some smart moves gain the confidence of your wife" "And after that, ruin the company and hand it back over to you" "That means you must get back your control over it isn't that what you want?" "Isn't it?" "So Satyan, won't you accept this job?" "Satyan is not accepting it I am fed up of this life of lying" "When a monkey always with dysentery is asked for some shit for a medicine it says my diarrhea has stopped" "Are you related to Antappan?" "Who is that?" "My friend He also speaks dirty like this" "Continue your story sir i did not haul you here to treat you with lively stories I can't do any more put on acts lt won't work out sir" "Then I may have to tell the truth to your girl friend" "This is the problem with people like you" "Blackmailing at the drop of a hat" "Nothing is for free Satya Everything has a price" "Even the lies you utter" "Threat on one hand and temptation on the other I just can'tjump into this and agree to your offer I need one more day to think it over I'll give you time But your rely must be positive I insist" "Bro, a trip to Dubai can bring you enough money have a blast and come back I don't feel like leaving Anjali Neither can I refuse his offer" "That bearded vagabond will tell Anjali everything I can't take another risk as far as she is concerned" "Why don't you confess and tell her everything?" "Yes, I must I must tell her everything But not now" "But I have some plans I must be sure that even if her dad objects she'll stand by me I am telling you once again Don't refuse his offer" "You don't know the exact terms of this job lt is a job Anand Varma came down and offered you" "You were quite rude to him yesterday" "But he failed to consider my emotion" "Okay, agreed I behaved badly I knew you were upset" "Going to him and apologizing has landed me in this dilemma" "What do you want me to do?" "Go and join his company?" "Okay, I will" "But this is the 1st time in life I am going against my decision I doing it only because you wanted it, Anjali I am going to meet him now" "This is the appointment letter worded the way you wanted it" "These are the travel documents for you and your friend and some money" "Hope they are original notes Sorry, no one is to be trusted" "What?" "It's not abuse ln Spanish it is 'see you' I have great hopes Don't shatterthem I have great hopes Don't shatterthem" "I would have left earlier if you'd said it" "Said what?" "All the best" "You mean we go to Dubai?" "Yes, we go to Dubai, enjoy and rip apart Devika Varma as well" "There goes Devika Varma" "That bearded Varma, her husband was kicked out from business worth millions and she took overthe empire very smartly" "Now we can do the same to her, right?" "Yeah What?" "!" "Sorry brotherfor blurting it out I'm not like you I don't know about the others But we are only 2 of us here I asked you to go inside in Arabic language" " Do you know Malayalam?" " Sure" "Then why didn't you talk to us in Malayalam?" "But I always talk Arabic to people who don't know it" "Why?" "Because if they knew it he'd get beaten up" "No, because they won't understand anyway" "Hey!" "You are quite well versed in Arabic" "You seem to be a master in Arabic - l am master in all trades" "How about our madam?" "Has she a friendly nature?" "What?" "You don't know Sanskrit?" " No" " ls madam a friendly type?" " Very friendly" "From behind she's very friendly" "But when you face her Bruce Lee I don't understand" "Well, you will now Go inside" "What?" "Madam is yelling at someone" "She's not yelling She's just being very loving" "Go inside" "I'll buy you a new one lt costs only Rs 2 back home" "Hey Mr" "Only nowthe zipper opened" "Oh God!" "It's pant zip opened" "This company has no connection with Anand Varma in any way" "There is a clause here which says I can accept ajob here anytime within six months" "So Anand Varma is not the issue her I have come with sufficient qualifications" "These are certificates from foreign universities" "And this is the letter from the company I was under contract which states details of compensation I have paid them to join your company" "If I file a case for breach of contract you'll have to pay me in millions as compensation" "Do think about it...!" "Just get out man!" "Throw him out" "Hey you!" "I did not come out because I was scared I did not want to face charges of harassing you" "This is not a mere notice inviting you to a temple festival" "Six months ago, the owner of this business Anand Varma, with his sign and seal had given me this appointment letter straight out of his letter pad" "Since then, whether she divorced shaved his beard or killed him is none of my business" "The truth is, her ex-husband promised me a house, a car, a cook and begged at my feet which made me give up my job" "Now you can't play games with me I swear, with these certificates even if it cost me my life I will" "How did a hole come to be here?" "Ayyyooo!" "Shooting!" "Sorry my dear sister" "You can sleep Good night" "Hey where am I?" "Legs like palm trees" "Shoot him madam" "They won't charge a case in Dubai, if you fire at his butt" "Now it will be risky I'm very lucky l escaped from her shoot" "Did you get appointed so fast?" "Pointed Agun" "That woman is insane" "Wait, let me get her mobile number" "Flirting in between this fracas" "Bro, let me go get her number" "I came to remind you that if he moves legally we'll be in a fix" "Nothing like that Let him jump into" "Madam, he was appointed by Varma sir lf a legal issue crops up Varma sir will stand by him" "So?" "Are saying a guy like him be nurtured by my company, Prasad?" "No not at all" "Hey Kumar" "No madam lf we do not give him thejob we'll be in trouble" "But no one will question us if we fire him later on" "That's correct" "Give him a job he can't handle Let him leave shamefully" "That's fantastic Look how he changes color" "Let's learn this trick from him" "For what?" "We can buy just one pair of undies" "We can just change its color everyday" "Forthat you don't need magic" "Try using an underwear for a week The color will change automatically" "Do you have some magic that will whiten my skin?" "Don't harass Let's live in peace" "Are you a Malayali?" "Where do we get booze here?" "Hey!" "Haven't you anything betterto do?" "Paker'eta, shouldn't we pack this?" "What are you doing?" "Keep it in the basket" "Are we actually in Dubai or in Trissur back in our country?" "To tell exactly" "Madam asked me to take you to her" "Why?" "Does she want to take more shots with me standing or running?" "No!" "To join the company I am Pushpa Kumar" "No, I'll call you Pushpu" "How did you manage to join that company, Pushpu?" "That's a long story" "My wife worked as the person in charge of making face creams" "One day she looked into the cauldron to see if the cream was ready" "She fell head first into it and died swallowing cream I got a job in sympathy for her death" "Your food and 'adkyamadation'...!" "What?" "What do you mean?" "The company has provided an apartment and food, let's go I don't understand why madam called us back" "Gave us food, this flat and booze Apart from this fancy coat" "She must have realized I was dangerous" "That's how effective my performance was" "You prefer soda or water" "No drinking today I have to join thejob auspiciously" "Not only that, I must chat with my Anjali fully in my senses" "'Brother, your exercise equipment is on your bed so it will be...' '...easy foryou in the morning'" "Afew of our product are not making profit as expected as per the internal audit report" "The profit level of those products as well as the total turnover of VD must show a rise and this task entrusted to Satyan" "But there can't be additional expenses for machinery man-power and advertisements" "Hiking the price of commodities is unthinkable" "Without increasing manpower machinery or using advertisements how can we raise profit levels?" "If you are countering my demand with a question why should I appoint someone with a sizeable salary?" "Don't poke fun at me I am entrusted me with this job since others here are inefficient" "Dog!" "is the route from Dubai to Sharjah?" "The profit level of Varma Designs last year like a tortoise climbing a hill ln a very short time this line has to reach here" "That's very simple Just draw a line to there lt's not enough on paper" "Then?" "I must raise their business profits and that too alone" "Will it be possible?" "The more they try to kick me out the more I shall dig in and stay here" "My saga of bluffing and deluding continues" "What does that mean?" "Watch it on screen" ""This is all we doing"" ""King Liar"" ""Let's double up the number"" ""King liar"" ""Let's get it to the target"" ""King liar"" ""Give me...give me target"" ""King liar"" ""Get it to the target Get it to the target"" ""Get it to the target"" ""King liar"" ""Let's double up the number"" ""King liar"" ""Let's get it to the target"" ""King liar"" ""Give me...give me target"" ""King liar"" "If you can explain the action plan you used it will be an inspiration for us" "This company which was doing well since last 14 years suddenly fell short ln the past, contestants we sponsored for ramp shows and contests, always won" "But somewhere in the line we lost out the huge advertisements and good will" "I did just small adjustments" "For example, the working time of laborers was shifted marginally" "The profit margin showed great increase" "Are you saying just a few minutes was reason for such a huge profit?" "When the alarm for starting work and that for leaving work was shifted by one minute We got 4 extra minutes everyday" "We have 2000 employees Multiplied by 4 minutes per days...8000 minutes 30 days a month multiplies and becomes 2,40,000 minutes ln 3 months it is 12000 hours They work 6 hours a day" "Going by this calculation we get almost 2000 working days" "And that is almost 5.5 years in a man's life" "That's not a small number isn't it Mr...?" "Saddam Saddam Hussain" "How does this increase profits of our creams?" "You did not give me permission to increase time, or any other parameter" "But without your permission I increased one aspect here" "The width of the spout of the tube" "The existing width was increased from 7.5 mm to 12.5 mm" "This increased consumption every time the tube was pressed" "The cream which lasted for 3 months now got over by 2 months" "Our income increased from 6 million Dirham to 8.5 million Dirham" "That means a 5 mm hole was worth nearly 2.5 million Dirham" "2.5 million for a mere hole?" "!" "Why don't we sell only holes?" "He's gone off his head, madam" "Madam!" "If this was true people will become millionaires selling holes" "This is just manipulation" "Tell which multinational company does not manipulate for gains, Mr Pushpu?" "It is said one should make the way easy to attain his success" " lsn't that correct?" "Yes, that also is mentioned" "is it okay?" "Correct" "This guy is a big fraud Send him away now madam" "You must be the one sent away from here" "You are supposed to be sent out as you are going crazy at times" "Hey!" "Tables have turned, eh?" "The management has decided to hand over Kumar's portfolio also to Satyan" "Do you think he is 'esi-fficient' enough?" "Go learn the meaning of that word first Then well think about your suggestion" "There's no need to giggle Just give me 2 days and I'll tell you" "I have one more important announcement" "The forthcoming Max Asian Beauty Contest will have a contestant from VD also" "If you don't mind I can find a girl forthat" "Not necessary lt is my responsibility I will be busy forthis in the days to come" "So I request you to look after office matters too" "I have a whole collection of these bmw cars" "After slogging for so many years Let alone a car, no one bought me even a few peanuts" "Shall I begin to slowly break down the VD empire?" "That is not what yourjob is" "But didn't you hire me to ruin Varma Designs?" "No" "Varma Designs was not built up in a single day like other companies I won't allow even a brick to budge from there I don't understand" "Whatever it may cost, Devika must change her mind about divorcing me" "That is yourjob now" "What the heck!" "My dear sir lt's true that any guy will be upset when he sees his wife usurp his assets" "But do you really want to bear the burden of that cross again?" "And that too, a cross as solid as concrete lf you choose to go back to your husband duties you sure will be crucified just like Lord Jesus" "She's totally insane, sir lf the she-devil" "Not another word about Devi...!" "I don't blame you Satyan" "Her attitude and behavior will make any one believe she's eccentric" "Once her heart was full of love towards me" "But now, filled with hatred and vengeance" "Can I ask you something?" "What exactly is the issue between you?" "VD was celebrating after winning an international fashion contest" "'l am not trying to justify myself'" "'That day, intoxicated with the victory and drinks, it just happened'" "Wouldn't a sincere heartfelt apology solve it?" "Why don't you try?" "I did" "Devika, it's me I want to talk to you" "Wait, I must speak to you" "After that, I don't have the courage to even face her" "But sir, what should I do?" "The image that lies in her mind like a dark stain must be washed away" "How can something she saw with her own eyes be erased?" "A guy who is able to make others believe what was unbelievable can also do the opposite I have confidence in you" "You can demand anything in return" "Even my entire wealth and savings" "Because, Devika is worth more than any of this to me" "Sir, I have done plenty of fraudulentjobs" "Melted away issues that were mountainous" "But this is something I can't assure you of success" "One can't cheat a mind that is straight forward" "There is a way" "We must create a situation where she can be easily deceived" "What do you mean?" "Madam has the confidence that she can run the place without your help" "We must first see that her confidence crumbles" "Acandidate from your side must compete in the forth coming Max beauty contest Against her candidate" "No..." "Never!" "I am not prepared to compete against Devika" "And I don't want any gains by defeating her" "Then let us part ways here with a dignified hand-shake" "Only if you leave me to work it out in my way I can get things to go as you want I am giving you a last plan to get back madam's trust" "We must get it back from where you lost it" "Okay, I'll do what you want" "Now let me tell you my demand I don't want your money or assets But I have one demand" "Your candidate for Max beauty contest will be the person I suggest" "I remember this girl" "Lack of confidence That was her drawback" "To make a girl with poor confidence perform for such a great event is impossible" "Don't you believe that I make the impossible possible?" "Same way, I too have the same belief in you" "You don't have to promise me Butjust tell me you will try" "Anand Varma sir had called me" "Can you hear me?" "Faisal, I'll take an auto" "Naran, Varma sir called and talked to me directly" "He has sent me the flight ticket also" "Do you know, today is 2nd" "And 2 is my lucky number" "You may think it is foolish But it gives me great confidence" "Evening flight at 5:30" "Naran, will you come to pick me up?" "Gone, before I was done kissing?" "I must go at 4:52 to the airport" "Why 4:52?" "5 plus 4 is nine 9 plus 2 is 11 and 1 plus 1 is 2" "Anjali's lucky number is 2 Hereafter mine also lt's my lucky number also" "Every time I pass number 2 I feel great relief" "When will you ever change?" "Why?" "I wasn't talking about defecating Lucky number 2" "Oh that 2!" "What was that for?" "You deserved it" "You think it was funny There are betterjokes" "There you go again" "Wonder who yourteacher was?" "!" " Prof Joseph Halfshit" "Yuck!" "What?" "He died while defecating because his of kidney failure" "Stop it!" "Wash your mouth and get me some tea" "So who will wash these vessels?" "Do what you want" "Bringing you to Dubai was foolishness!" "Anjali will work for Varma sir and you for his wife, an enemy" "Will it not be a problem if Anjali comes to know?" "I will tell Anjali everything" "There shall be no more secrets between us" "Fantastic!" "My dear sister No need to worry anymore sis" "Are we on time?" "I am never late The time is 4:52 pm" "Where are you off to?" "Where ever I wish" "Can't he work for a living?" "Loitering around" "Look lucky number 2 And the lift is on time" "Gosh!" "I was here to call this guy" "Hey!" "is he gone?" "This is not opening" "Where is the staircase?" "There's no need for tension We are on time" "We must not be late" "Madam's in the car" " Poor man, he's blabbering" " Something about his pants" "No, I meant madam is waiting for you in the car" "She wants to see you" "Satyan, if you are free I wanted to discuss something" "What about Anjali?" "Not Anjali" "Gingelly 5 of them will do And fry onions well in it" "And laterfrom the airport season it well and bring her" "And when it splutters noisily in the taxi car" "Exactly Hey!" "You got it" "Wonder if I have cash in my wallet" "Hey!" "Madam you left me behind" "Madam, I'll be there in a minute" "Let me attend the phone call please" "Bro, it's me I was about to call you Haven't you reached the airport yet?" "Reached The flight just landed lf she asks, tell her I am in a meeting with Varma sir i'll tell herthe rest later on" "Let me go in now" "Why the heck did I get into this?" "!" "Madam, just a second" "Please allow me to talk...?" "What's happening dude?" "Hello, I have picked up Anjali" "She has the guest house address Shall we go there or...?" "Where are you brother?" "I am right now at madam's farm house" "What?" "Farm...da" "Canada?" "When did you go?" "Farm..." "Ask your driver to stop honking like that" "Farm house...da" "Letter F as in father" "Khader's wife?" "Not Khader, you idiot!" "Oh forget it!" "Dude, the F of freezer" "Brassier cup?" "Oh God!" "Full, the beginning" "Half is a pint" " How does full begin?" " By saying 'cheers'" "F from Full" "Don't you understand?" "I'll write it out F" "Oh now I get it Farm house" " Why didn't you say so earlier?" " Goodness!" "Don't come here, okay?" "Should we come there?" "Don't...bring...her...here...dude!" "He's laughing and enjoying himself there" "Must be happy you are coming" "What a nasty vibrator" "Wonder if he heard me right?" "I think he asked me not to come...did he?" "Do you know the way to the farm house?" " Of course" " Then let's go" "Shall we?" "Will it be a problem?" "Anand Varma is entering his candidate forthe Max Asian beauty competition" "Really?" "Who is that model?" "How many models do you know?" "." "I just wanted to know, that's all I don't know for sure" "Only that she's from Kerala" "Anand has something up his sleeve" "That model must not participate" "You can bribe or threaten or do whateveryou want" "There is a very easy solution" "Why don't you have an open talk with Varma sir?" "If you can forgive him this distance between you will go" "We can then present the model he trains to represent Varma Designs" "Will you be able to do what I asked you to?" "I want to know only that I will madam" "Good thing I came to pick you Desert" "Moreover, drivers here can't be trusted" "All are experts in rape Vagabonds" "What?" "Are you a Malayali?" "I can carry you, madam" "Careful I have carried my grandmother when I was young" "Please be careful The pool is close by" "Madam catch me I am falling" "What a dead weight All that good food" "Oh my God!" "How do I stop this?" "Wow!" "Brother is having a blast, eh?" "Brother!" "Oh God!" "Dude!" "Come and help me" "Anjali, actually - ls this your urgent meeting?" "Don't say anything Let's go" "Please listen to me Anjali" "Why the hell did you bring her here?" "It was you who laughed joked and asked me to come here" "Your head must be full of dirt Moron!" "How do I know you'll be standing there with madam in your arms?" "Madam is in love, eh?" "Inside Not out there" "Do I need to tell you specifically to come help me?" "I am right behind you Go ahead" "Goodness!" "So heavy" "After I shed this burden I must go solve the issue with Anjali" "How will I tell her I work for madam?" "Don't worry bro l have told her all that" "Have you?" "Yes" "Did you tell her clearly that all this drama was for her sake?" "Not in detail but a little here and there" "Why should I hurt my hand?" "!" "So it was not" "Oh, this dead weight is here" "Brother I hadn't got in!" "Go ahead and laugh You dog of a camel!" "What will I do now?" "." "Buddy, can you give me a lift?" "Sir, I'd been to your apartment to meet Anjali, but she refuses to see me I must talk to her Give me her phone number" "Who asked you to go there?" "You are neither allowed to talk or meet her" "We had a misunderstanding I want to tell her everything" "Don't underestimate Devika lf she ever knows Anjali is your girl everything will be over I can't play anymore games with my life" "This deal is between you and me So a third person must never know" "Forthe time being Anjali is no one to you" "Where are you taking me?" "He doesn't know my language too" "Move, camel" "It's your phone that's been ringing for a long time" "Who is this so early in the morning?" "Varma sir" "What did you tell Anjali?" "She says she's returning home She's not prepared to compete I had arranged a press meet this afternoon to introduce her" "What will I tell them?" "You vagabond?" "What?" "Sorry sir, I was speaking here" "Go see who's at the door I am in the shower" "One minute sir Where is my other shoe?" "What happened?" "I was shocked that's all" "Please sit I mean come inside I was quite stunned uncle The trouble came upon so suddenly I mean death is so sudden We can perform the rituals" "There are enough days for the function I will call, uncle Come in aunty" "Come, madam" "Please sit madam" "What is this sudden visiting in the morning?" "What is your deal with Anand Varma?" "Deal?" "What deal?" "Did you go to his guest house to meet him yesterday?" " Not at all" " No?" "No" "Mr Kumar has seen you go in and go out" "He got in at 8:15 last night and got out at 8:22" "8:15 to 8:22" "Why this stupid laugh?" "Did you go to see Varma or not?" "No madam Oh God" "You mean Kumar is lying?" "Not lying Lack of brains" "A kind of stupidity that makes him think goat poop was Chinese potatoes I did not go to see Anand Varma" "But yes, I did go to his guest house" "See, he admitted Nowthrow him out" "Before that, you must step out I want to talk to madam personally" "Mr Kumar, please stand out side" "So now I am out, eh?" "I went to Varma's guest house" "To meet his new model I met her, bribed threatened and sent her off" "She will not participate in that contest" "Nor will she won't attend the press meet Varma has arranged this afternoon" "She is going back to Kerala as soon as possible I offered her money 50,000 Dirham I hope that's not too much" "It's okay Satyan Collect the cash from the office" "Narrow escape lf she had demanded more...?" "Who was that girl?" "A poor innocent girl from back home Otherwise she won't fall forthe money" "That was not what I asked The girl who came to the farm house" "Which girl?" "Afriend of yours was also with her" "But only 2 of us were there I was alone when I dropped you home, remember?" "I was alone and so were you There was also a camel there" "Camel also was alone" "Did I imagine it?" "No doubt at all You did imagine" "Goodness mother!" "What an escape!" "Caught again!" "Anjali has come home She wanted to meet me before she left" "What shall I do now?" "." "Let me think Nothing is striking my brains" "Okay do what I say" "Don't meet her now I will come there" "Don't worry, she won't leave I assure you" "YourAnand Varma says he is scared to face me" "He can't bear the glare in my eyes" "Okay, then let me at least talk to him overthe phone" " Hello - 2 kilo" "Hey Varma!" "I did not know you were such rascal you ultimate bum" "You wanted to take revenge on me for working for your wife and so brought Anjali here, right?" "Didn't I beg and plead at yourfeet not to do it?" "You never listened to me" "And to top it, I convinced her it was I who suggested herto come" "Foryour sake, I put on act hugging your wife and made her misunderstand me I knew she'll go back home right away" "Who do you think you are?" "With a face full of hair, throat full of bass and the height of a lamp post lf you think you are fashion king I am a tailor who can stitch an underwear for a wild elephant" "You can forget your dreams to make Anjali anotherAishwarya Rai" "You don't have to face any loss" "Here is the cash you spent to bring her 4 times more...50000 Dirham" "And if you think you will get her on the ramp you will regret it bitterly" "Hang on" "Playing games with me, eh?" "!" "What are you doing here?" "Don't cancel the press meet I am ready to compete" "I won't allow you to be trapped in that web of deceit I don't need any one else to decide for me" "Are you going to compete brushing aside my advice?" "On what basis can I trust your words?" "Who are you to me?" "I always had a doubt that you open your mouth only to lie" "Now I am convinced" "Convinced about what?" "That going after me is of no use" "Awoman separated from her husband will be easierto trap" "Moreover Devika Varma has plenty of money as well as beauty" "Don't you ever say that to me again" "What is it bro?" "What happened?" "is Anjali going back?" "No, she won't go back She will compete" "Well, isn't that why you did all this?" "Then why have you tears in your eyes?" "It's nothing She is very stubborn now" "That persistence will make her win That's enough for me" "This drama doesn't look too good I don't think this will work out lt will work out We are only half way through the drama" "How dare you come into my office in my absence and behave so crudely?" "Here is 50000 Dirham the bribe you paid her" "Give it back" "Don't you dare speak I have stooped so low forgiving all your atrocities silently" "And that is only because of my consideration for you" "And if you think you can stamp and crush me down you will see a different me All of you" "Take it as a challenge if you want" "The forthcoming Asian beauty contest will be the inauguration of VD's supremacy" "And if I don't win it without any court or case Devika Varma shall receive her divorce papers as she wants it I am willing to sign any contract with any condition I will forfeit all rights over this company" "But if you try to hinder my progress in this event I will not only beat you I'll kill and burn you" "I want my revenge lf l am not back in 10 minutes please send someone in 5 minutes" "Sir, it's me Look here" "What a splendid performance sir" "But this punch was too much" "That was a reminder" "After all this drama lf l won't get back my Devika" "Take it from me, you won't get your girlfriend ever" "Satya, what is all this?" "I could not catch him He escaped by the lift" "That's not what I asked" "What did you do in Anand Varma's office?" "See what happened was" "When we played with 50000 Dirham he brought out 100000 Dirham" "When he is trying to bamboozle you do you want me to gape at the sky?" "I went afterthat model and beat her up" "That was a psychological approach to destroy her confidence" "I walked through paths no one chose to go" "Like a madman like Nakulan did for Ganga" "Sorry, for my good hearted madam, Devika" "Madam, please book a locker no one can steal or break open" "To safeguard the winner's crown" "Are you so sure?" " Of course" " By what percent lf you ask me, when it comes to a contest we can't say for sure, isn't it?" "Well let me tell you something I am 100 percent sure about lf l lose out on this contest no one will ever see me alive again" "The contest is for 2 days" "The first day is a test of attitude" "The second day, its costume and intelligence rounds" "Bro, this is big problem lf Anjali wins, madam will die lf madam wins, Varma sir will agree for divorce" "Unless you find a way forthose to be back together" "Varma sir will not allow you and Anjali to live together" "Bro, you are playing with death" "Yes, a death game" "Everyone in the world hates to be a loser its same here" "Here, Varma sir, madam and Anjali want to win" "And I must make sure that they win" "How, bro?" "I will lose here" "But until its confirmed I will try to win" "Where is she?" "Brother, was it good?" "Yes" "Hey!" "What's that?" "is that a horse?" "Pity the guy who marries her I wouldn't" "She won't go madam" "Don't worry, sir" " Now you must do one more" " Stop it man" "You want to make a monkey out of me again?" "I am backing out of this contest An idiot without confidence" "Everything is gone" "My factory, my assets, my image that I'd built up in so many years, self respect" "Let it go to hell" "But Devika, now she's my enemy in all ways" "You made her be that way" "Go away I don't want to see you" "Sir, as long as I am alive you will not lose anything I understand your pain more than anyone else" "Anjali who I love most in life has never told me she cares for me" "But when she moves farther and farther away I feel my heart is being broken to bits" "So I can understand how it must be foryou" "Enough, I can't afford to look like a joker anymore" "And I don't want the help of your crooked mind" "When a guy is sinking in ocean he does not necessary swim straight ln this matter, even if I lose you will be safe" "That is the only assurance I can give you" "Forthat, she must compete what so ever" "Only then we can get what we set out for" "You can give Anjali the confidence she needs" "Because she holds you in high esteem" "Anjali, don't cry What is the use of crying?" "Listen to me Get up" "Relax my dear lt is natural for such things in any contest" "Your performance was not 100 percent satisfactory" "But you are one among the 6 selected for the next round" "That's not a simple thing" "Tomorrow we have 2 rounds" "Leave the costume round to me I have full confidence there" "The next will be intelligence round" "Just give sensible answers to the questions they ask" "That you can very easily accomplish I am very confident lt takes only a minute to win lf the urge to win is strong" "In the previous round she was just a clumsy goose" "Look at her now...stealing the event!" " Let me scream her out" "You do that I'll slit your throat" "Why is he kissing her?" "Wasn't one kiss years ago give enough trouble?" "May be it was fatherly lsn't that wrong usage?" "Get away you oaf!" "Whatever you've done is more than enough" "Please don't torture her any more...please" "Shamelessly coming behind" "Let's go, madam" "Didn't I give her an yellow dress?" "Relax madam Look, it is yellow" "It is an yellow costume What has happened to you?" "Greatjob!" "It's green I don't know how do you think like that, it's yellow" "Thank you, madam" "Hey!" "Poker'eta Your magic was fantastic" "Madam, you must not drink any more" "Alcohol creates weird effects in the brain lt creates illusions in the unconscious mind and pastes it on to conscious mind lt's a kind of...?" "Brainwashing I am not drunk and senseless lt's just a glass of wine" "Some people don't even need wine" "Bipolar illusionary syndrome" "My professor in Cambridge University had the same problem" "He was dismissed because he used to make contradictory statements in class" "But he won the medico-legal case" "The food he ate was turning to alcohol in his body I have noticed earlier also When you have wine a slight look of hallucination in your eyes" "The other day, at the farm house" "Did you not feel there was a friend and a girl" "But I was alone that day" "Don't you remember on the way back how you stood fascinated staring at violet orchids?" "No, I don't remember" "You must remember" "Shall I tell you a shocking truth?" "They were not violet orchids But white lilies" "I came to tell you a happy bit of news" "But apparently you are already happy" "Kissing and playing" "What is it?" "2 models were picked forthe final round" "One is ours and the other is Varma sir's model lt's good you came now Kumar I have been wanting to tell madam one more thing" "You once set me a task to raise the profit level" "Those days the man who helped me achieve it was this Pushpakumar" "May be more than me" " lsn't it?" " ls it?" "Yes" "But madam, you are not seeing all this" "Forgive me for being frank" "Many things you ought to notice escapes your eyes" "And sees things which are not there" "People fearyou and that's why no one says anything lsn't it Kumar?" "That's true" "Can I ask you something?" "It's only a doubt" "That day, the scene where you saw Varma sir kissing a model" "Was it real?" "Or was it just an illusion like this?" "Mr Kumar, were you not there, that day?" "Yes, I was" "Was it something only madam witnessed?" "If you ask me...?" "You must say whether you saw it or not" "But if you say you saw something that was not there...!" "Do you have madam's well being at heart?" "Did you see Varma sir kissing that model?" "I did not see clearly" "Okay" "Madam saw it and since I was with madam, I must have seen it" " My question is if you saw it" " No, I did not" "So you have not seen" "Think it over Did you actually see" "Don't think of anything Just relax" "Kumar, let's go" "Why did you make me tell such a big lie?" "This was the only way to get you back your old position" "Really?" "What's all this?" "!" "My own father has not shown me so much love" "Where is he now?" "." "I had to kill him in a peculiar situation" "Were you not tried in court?" "They let me free on grounds of insanity" "Now I am okay I am on medication I am taking twice a day what has to be had 3 times a day" "We all know the story of Jean Val Jean" "Readers all over the world empathized with him, even though he broke the law" "Stealing bread, he may have been a wrong doer in the eyes of the baker" "But when he gave food to the woman dying of hunger he became God to her" "It is our own perspective that makes a person a criminal" "We often forget to see that person's mental situation I too have a personal experience like that I realized too late I had lost my love because I listened to others" "It remains a pain from then till today" "When we accuse a person we never realize what prompted him to do it" "Neither do we realize the guilt he faces in life lf in just a moment of wrong doing or misunderstanding we lose a person, then that will be the biggest tragedy" "Awrong we commit that can never be rectified" "To err is human but to forgive is divine" " Let go of me" " Bro?" "!" "Get up, bro" "Devika madam asked me to give you this lt's a blank cheque" "Go throw it back at her face" "My job was reconcile them" "Since I have made it possible I must now leave the arena I must go" "Was he upset because of what I said?" "Blank cheque meant unlimited cash" "You can take as much as you want" "Goodness!" "'For the king among lairs ln gratitude for everything'" "'With lots of love Devika Varma'" "Varma told me that you were the reason for my winning the contest I know what you feel towards me" "But I have not till nowtold you..." "Didn't I mention on stage about my love which I lost?" "It's true There is a person" "Who was forced to leave our town branded as a thief for my sake my friend, Satyanarayanan" "Till yesterday he was a dream that could ever come back" "But today, when all my dreams are slowly coming true my heart tells me that he will also come back to me I feel he is here somewhere nearby" "I won't ever forget you, Naran" "You are my very good You are my..." "Yes..." "I am your Satyanarayanan" "I promise, I am Satyan your childhood sweetheart" "Aren't you ashamed?" "When will you ever mend your ways?" "I swear up on my mother" "Your mother!" "I'll kick you" "You do that and we may not have kids in future lf you doubt me ask your dad when I stopped school in the 7th grade" "Forsake of you discarded the exams" "While we were studying I gave you ripen mango, and I ate rotten pine apple" ""Clever and fantastic guy Liar of liars, he's a king liar"" "Why here?" "Next week, the global village reopening Dad is maintenance supervisor" "There's no school today so we came along with him" "Why are you here Rahul?" "My dad has ideas of buying up the global village" "He has gone for a test as soon as he comes he'll buy it up I just came to look around" "What test?" "is he unwell?" "You don't know my papa?" "This is Dhoni" "Yes, my papa is in Australia now" "Papa!" "Papa?" "!" "But you said Dhoni was your papa" "This is not papa He is Pappan" "What?" "He's lying" "He is our driver" "Driver?" "Even though a driver don't ever misuse yourfreedom, okay?" "I will" "Stop right there!" "Haven't I told you never to tell lies?" "Yes, but somehow I got used to it" ""l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday"" ""Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master"" ""How sweet are pretences?"" ""Like sipping nectar in delight"" ""For that you must be beside me..." "like this"" ""l rowed across an ocean of lies to anchor nearyou...yesterday"" ""Cunning liar that you are, yet sweet like a ripe mango...bluff-master"" ""Crept into your heart in secret Once upon a time this liar fervor"" ""Taking shyness away in his wake lf only it could come back again"" ""What will you do lf l come near you?"" ""l'll catch and bind you-""