"Created by Grave Logan * I don't understand nor speak Hindi * I'm not fluent in English * Encoded to text just by listening * Translated using Google Translator * Edited by Grave Logan" "Do you know how many stars are in the sky?" "Have you ever tried counting it?" "If you did so, then.." "It's about at least 6,000 billion stars." "And that's only on our Galaxy alone." "And how many Galaxies out there?" "Scientists says, maybe it's two billion or more.." "Therefore, what if in one of this Galaxies" "There's a planet with intelligent life..." "A life being that looks just like us." "And like us, who's trying to go to the Moon and Mars..." "They too, searching for us and to come to us..." "The amulet that was stolen was a remote control for calling back his spaceship.." "Without the remote control, he can never go back to his home planet .." "He does not know our language .." "And he does not have any friends here.." "Alone, helpless, he thought about just one thing.." "Now, how can I go home?" "..." "Life was running" "And I was running after it" "There were new roads and new ups and downs in it" "In an unknown lane, I found a poor looking man," "Little naked friend" "From where has he come?" "What is he searching for?" "He hasn't drunk even a single drop of alcohol, still he is known as PK (drunk)" "Sometimes he seems like a joker, sometimes like a loafer" "Sorry, but I came here first." "Oh, sorry, but I ask him first before you came.." "I'm a big fan of Raleigh Rai Bachchan." "But I am a big fan of Amitabh Bachchan." "I have read all the poem he had written since 10 years .." "From the age of five I memorized all of his dialogue, without a radio to listen to." "You two should decide." "Who want this then?" "Give it to me, he will not understand poetry." "100 Euro." "100 Euro?" "For 40 Euro ticket?" "It's worst than forgery.." " I've been selling that for 6 hours now." "Time is Money..." "You buy it then .." "No, no, you buy it.." "Ladies first.." "Wait..." "What if we both share half the price to buy the ticket?" "I mean, You will go to listen to the poetry .." "After that, I will come to see Amitabh.." "Please..." "That's a damn good idea!" "10..20..30..40 50..6 ..." " 96" "Ninety six." "How about a small discount?" "After all, we're from the same Country..." "We're country men.." "Yeah!" "Bro..." " Take it or leave it... 100 Euro." "Uncle..." "Can you lend me 4 Euro?" "Please..." "You can take my watch as an exchange..." "Please Uncle, it's the last ticket." "It's full house already, you wont get any tickets." "No Uncle, that one man there, is selling forged tickets." "Bastard.." "Man like him will disgrace our country name." " Right..." "Girl, you stay here, I'll get your ticket." "Thank you..." "Uncle?" ".." "What?" ".." " Where are my tickets?" "Oh..tickets?" "... 100 Euro..." "You bloody cheater..." "You bastard, liar, schmuck!" "..." "Mind your language..." " Mind your language to hell!" "..." "Security!" "..." " Now your ready to go inside..." "Old Man!" "..." "We're not done yet!" "..." "Go.. go.. go.. go.." " Curse you!" ".." "Let me take care of that old man!" ".." "That old man!" ".." "I will take care of him!" ".." "Just give it up.." "His just an old man.." "How can I give up ..?" "He's listening to good poem now and I'm sitting here." " Give it up.." "Sometimes bad happenings had a very good reason." "We need to face the future and forget the past." "We need to face forward.." "Me too write a little here and there." "Really?" ".." "Tell the rest of them." "No, I can't say the rest." "If you listen to the rest .." "You'll end up proposing to me." "Are you crazy?" " No, really..." "You really like Sir Rai Bachchan?" ".." "Woman found him in the morning.." "He sang the words of his poems .." "By the evening she married him." "I've read it." " Really?" "What else?" "Twelve waiting ..." "Birth trades." "Amitabh Bachchan." "Jaggu" "Jaggu..?" "My name." "Papa gave me a long name.." "Jhaggat Jhanni" "Everyone made fun of that at the school." "So I cut it short." " Jaggu." "You live in Mumbai?" ".." "No, Delhi." "I'm hosting a Television production here." "And you?" " I'm Sarfaraaz, I study architecture here and doing a part time job." "Here, at the Pakistan embassy." "Why Pakistan Embassy ..?" "Because..." "I'm a Pakistani" "So, I can not get a job at Indian embassy right?" "What's wrong?" ".." "No...nothing.." "I mentioned Pakistan then suddenly your mood changed." "Well then .." "God bless you." "Without asking me my name or address" "Forgetting the customs" "4 steps, just 4 steps" "Come walk with me." "Without asking me my name or address" "Forgetting the customs 4 steps, just 4 steps" "Come walk with me." "Without saying or asking anything" "Holding my hand in yours 4 steps, just 4 steps" "Come walk with me." "Without saying or asking anything" "Holding my hand in yours 4 steps, just 4 steps" "Come walk with me." "If sunlight troubles you in your path" "Then I will spread shade" "If darkness makes you afraid, then I'll go to the sky and decorate the moon" "If sadness is spread, then I will crack jokes and make you laugh" "Laughing and singing in this way" "I'll walk with you 4 steps" "As I've found a companion like you" "Then why should I fear the world" "Not just 4 steps, but the whole life" "I'll walk with you" "Without saying or asking anything" "Holding my hand in yours 4 steps, just 4 steps" "Come walk with me ..." "Thank you." "Mommy..." "Papa..." "She is falling in love.." "Falling in love?" "He is so cute." "Come, show the picture." "Does he have a job?" "Not from a less respected family, right ..?" "Calm down, I will tell you everything." " First, what is his name?" "Sarfaraaz" "A Muslim?" "Yes Dad, studying architecture." "Family at Pakistan." "Pakistan... what Pakistan?" "Mom ... there's just one Pakistan." "Over my dead body..." "Had you gone insane?" ".." "Do not disconnect." "Do not move." "Hold on." "I will be quick." "Lord, this is a catastrophe ..." "Please help." "I knew where Papa was going.." "Ever since I'm a child, I saw Mr.Tapaswi's face.." "..more than I saw my parents faces .." "Bye Mom ..." "From school bag to home bathroom wall, everywhere.." "Mr.Tapaswi is all over the place." "Even the time of not losing a tooth is consulted to him." "Tapaswi has given father a box of Gods." "For each task there's a God." "When Dad is doing a stock transaction, he bless the computer screen with Lakshmi (Hindu Goddess of Wealth)" "When at treadmill, its Hanuman (Hindu Monkey God) he brought up." "Internet online blessing, all are consulted to Mr.Tapaswi" "All these things are part of my fathers lifestyle.." "Jaggu, come take a blessing.." "Why Jaggath Jhandni?" "..." "Why make a suicide?" ".." "Take down a pencil." "And write...." "Oh Lord" "Please help me..." "Yes.." "Alright.." "God ... as what you said." "Look at the world future .." "Jaggath Jhandni." "This young Pakistani." "Which name is Sarfaraaz.." "He will lie to you." "Sarfaraaz will not cheat on me." "Girl, bear witness to history." "These muslims are not doing anything but lies." "He will take advantage on you." "He'll be with you but will not marry you." "Jaggu come home immediately." "If one more night you're there, our relationship is over." "Sahani, sir.." "I'll talk with your daughter." "Child..." "Press the delete button." "And get him off your system." "Hello.." "What's wrong?" ".." "Do you love me?" "Of course I do, why?" ".." "Will you marry me?" "Hello, but what happened ..?" " Yes or no, Sarfaraaz?" "Yes..b..but..." " Tomorrow." "Tomorrow?" "Tomorrow we will get married." "Mr.Tapaswi's prophecy is wrong." "I will prove it." "Sir James Herrick and Miss Oprah Brown, you're next." "James isn't here yet." "Ah .. talk to the Registrar." "Could you just hold this please.." " Of Course" "This is for you .." "For me?" " Yeah." "Thank you." "It's a letter from Sarfaraaz." "We cannot continue this because of our families..." "Our countries, religions, people, everything is different." "How can we be happy together?" "We can't" "Do not try to contact me." "Sorry." "Where to go, young lady?" "New Delhi." "I returned to my city .." "But my father did not place me at home." "I joined the news channel now." "Boss ordered to bring any dog" "He want to make it a breaking news." "Haven't got any new news" "Sometimes had to make up some news." "Disappeared" "Missing" "If found please contact PK." "That man is a good story." "You go to the office." "I'll come later." "Hey wait..." "Excuse me." "Why do you spread this posters?" "My case is not solved yet with him." "He did not contact me and I can't find Him." "My life has been destroyed." "I don't know where in the world He went." "You got any idea where He is?" "No." "Why are you wearing this helmet?" " I've learnt one thing." "This yellow colour, can be seen from a far ." "Despite huge traffic, a person knew a taxi even from a distance." " So?" " So God can find me from a far distance." "Or else, how would He know me from among the crowd?" "Yes, to the left side." "OK, Perfect." "Background .." "Jaggu, que" "Who said that animals do not commit suicide?" ".." "This is Nikku." "Dr. Sweetie Singh's dog from Ramesh Nagar, Delhi." "In the last month, it did have three times suicide attempt." "Try to jump off the roof, ate sleeping pills," "And blow a gas in a fireplace." "Why did it do this things?" "Does it have some mental illness?" "Is Nikku..." "Jaggu, what happened?" "What's this bullshit, Mittu?" "We hope to talk more with the millionaire, but after the break." "Well done." "Coffee?" "Bring coffee here, someone.." "Jerry ." "Oh no." " What are you thinking?" "This dog have depression?" "And psycho disorder, schizophrenia tension deficit hyperactive disorder." "Whatever it is, why would I care?" "Exactly!" "Why would anyone care?" "So why show this stupid news to people?" "So what are you trying to say?" "Come here, take this." "Look at this." "Today, I met someone." "Who gives these pamphlets to people." "He's looking for God." " Found Him?" " No." "Finding God, that's religion." "Found God, that's news." "If he found God then bring him here, I'll put him on air." "You knew the company policy." "No news on religion and no news on God." "Finish!" "..." "What is wrong with you?" ".." "Where is the so called fighter we knew before?" "You wanna see the fighter." "Look here." "Look at this." "There are three signs here." "See?" "They are not birthmarks." "Your father's friend, that Tapaswi, remember?" "I have a news program against him." "And one of his devotees shoot my butt." "Right in my bump!" "..." "From then on, I decided, if I want to live in this country .." "Then do not mess with religion." "That's it." "I have a show now." "You can go." "Bye bye." "Welcome back from the break, we were talking about businessman...." "Boss never give me the opportunity to follow up this story.." "But two weeks later, it came back to my life story." "...A thief!" "... thief!" "... thief!" "..." "Catch him!" "..." "He steal money from the box." "Hey ..." "Where are you going?" "Catch him!" "." "Give way." "You idiot, dare stealing from God?" "Pandit.." "He is not a thief." "My purse fell through the box when I want to give money in it." "He's helping me to get it, that's all." "I'm telling the truth." "Check it" "In the purse there's Rs 5,000." "You'll see." "Pandit .." "Those are mine." "Once, but when He was named in your hands." "Now they are His." "Let them leave." "Hey.." "What did you do there?" " I'm taking my money back." "Payment has been taken, but didn't do the work." " No, no wait." "I saw you begin to get some money, and then you put some money back." "Rs200 is what I paid, I take only my money and return the extra amount back in." "Before this, you wear necklaces, rings, wasn't you.?" " Rejected." "Now I will not wear those." "Then why are you wearing these stickers?" "Self-defence..." "People always put Gods photo in their walls, right?" "So that someone would not kick it...." "I stick it here." "So that people won't hit me." "Nitu, where are you?" "Come fetch me, I don't have money to go home." "I'll tell you what happened later." "There's a big temple opposite that place." "Come quickly .." "Thanks .. bye." "Take this." "Keep it.." "What's this?" " For taxi, so you can go home." "When I see somebody could not go home." "I feel disheartened." "Listen." " I don't have any more, That's all I have." "No..." "I can not take this." "Why?" " You have to go to your home too right?" "And you don't have any money too." "Even with money, I... still can't go home.." "Why?" "Where do you live?" "Actually I... live in Bhauri..." "But this days, the hotel rent are high, you know.." "So I have to Check in at lock up." "Lock up?" "As in the police lock up?" " Yes, here in Delhi.." "They give food for free" " And you want to check in there?" "Like a hotel?" "Come, I'll show you." "Stay here." "Hey, look at this, idiot ..." "I'll take care of you." "Jaggu" "You sit behind." "I'll follow that car." "Who's car?" ".." " Our story." "Get your purse..." "I need some money." "Hurry Nitu." "Thanks, bye." "Excuse me." "Yes." " I want to go into the lock up." "Why?" "To meet that guy." "Lady, does this look like a canteen to you?" "Where you can eat and drink, go have fun with friends as you please?" "." "This is lock up." "Lock up." "Only someone who did wrong is able to go in." "Ma'am, bribery is illegal." "That's why I give it." "You can even be jailed." " Please do it." "Thank you, Mr. Pandit." "Just an hour." "Hi." "I want to know your story." "Tell me." "Why?" "I'm a TV reporter." "This is what I do." "Go ahead." "Ask whatever you want to ask." "So.." "What's your name?" "I don't have a name." "All I know is that everyone is calling me PK, PK" "What's your job?" "Astronaut..." "Astronaut?" "Meaning, job which go to the Moon?" "Going to the moon .. is not my department." "I have different task." "OK .. so what's your favorite planet, then?" "My planet." " No, no, beside Earth?" ".." "No, I came to this Earth." "I said my own planet." "At night, that's up there.." "I can see my home planet." "We're surprised when we learned that.." "There's another world, with people just look like us." "So they sent me here, for research purposes." "But when I just got here." "Someone snatched my remote control." "And without that remote control, I can't give signals to my home." "Without signals, no one can come and take me home.." "How can I tell them that it's a dangerous world here, that we can't survive here." "Hello..." "Listen." "What?" ".." " Open the door please." "I want to go home." "Madam, that is decided by a party from outside, not from inside." "Look I'm not a thief." " That's what thief always said." "Where's Mr. Pandit?" "Please call him." " Mr. Pandit go on patrol." "Mr. Pandit." " Pandit." " Hey girl, shut up.. or I'll..." "You think I'm crazy, talking nonsense?" "If not, then what?" "The language of the people in your planet is Bhujpuri?" "Our world does not have any languages..." "We talk with our mind, never gets any confusions." "But here..." "a single same word has a lot of different meanings." "One word but with four usage." "When saying something good, its like..." ""Everything is good, very good."" "Saying "Really" with big eyes.." "When surprised, the tone is short..." ""Your mother had an accident ..." "Really!" "?"" "When someone is angry, the tone sound is higher." ""Really!" "?" ".." "You want to teach me?" "Really!" "?" "..."" "When thinking, then its a long tone." ""Oh, really?" "...."" "Everyone should pay attention to the tone." "Then one can understand what they mean." "Because of so many confusions, I had to learn it in full six hours." "You mean in just six hours you've learned the Bhujpuri language.." " Because I can't touch a hand at that time." "Then I met one girl, I sit together with her.." "I hold her hands and transfer all the language she has into me." "Your brain cannot do such a thing." "There's a limit to everything you know." "Are your hands like a USB Cable?" "That can transfer files from computer to another computer?" "And your clothes?" ".." "Your world's also wearing jeans?" "No no no .. .." "In our world we are not wearing any clothes." "First time I got here, I think that people here are different from each other" "In our world, we are different by the skin color, but here..." "Some have shining bright skin, some have black skin." "Some have colourful skin, some have plain skin." "Some have a skinny skin and some have hanging down skin." "Then one day I saw a car." "A dancing car." "Then I understood, that people's bodies here are the same as my world." "The difference here is that they are all wearing something in their body as a fashion." "Now I can mix into the crowd." "But I don't know why all this people are laughing at me." "After that, I understood that men's clothes are different from women's clothes." "Day time clothes are different from night clothes." "Fighting clothes are different." "Dining clothes are different." "Within my clothes I found a kind of photo." "I slowly realize that this photo is important to survive in this world." "That if I give this photo, I can get food to eat." "So I started to collect photos of this old man." "What's this?" "..." "Why do you give me this?" ".." "What is this?" "I can't accept this..." "Ah yes.. here is your carrots." "Now I realize that this photo is useful in one paper only." "The other papers with the same photo is useless." "If I need money and clothes I will just get from the dancing car." "It is my bank, and it is also my tailor." "There's one time, I got a strange clothes" "Where I don't need to show any picture or photo.." "The food comes to me on its own." "Mr. take this." "I realized that if I want to find my remote control I have to learn the language in this world." "Without a language, I can't do anything here." "Just like the man where I wanted to tell that his style has some defect in my opinion." "I have a feeling that I've damaged his fashion." "Here, let me correct it just the way it was." "I met him down the road." "Some rascals hit him and runaway." "The mind's not good." "He didn't respond anything." "Maybe he is deaf?" "Can you hear me?" "!" "...." "He can hear, but does not answer." "It looks like a hard hit in the head." "It's memory lost." "Memories gone." "Do you remember who hits you?" "Remember the car plate number?" "Remember anything?" ".." "Let's go brother." "Come with me." "As long as your memory is still lost, you will be my guest." "Try to remember anything that goes into your head." "The lost memory must be there somewhere." "The memory may pop up instantly." "And you will remember everything." " What is this man talking.." "To understand him is the very important thing right now.." "I need to hold his hand and transfer his language to me." " The name of the car is ..." "Memories gone, and now can't differentiate a man from a woman?" "Hold on a sec." "Look at my driver's license." "Gender." "Male..." "Man...." "Guy..." "Rascal..." "Bastard..." "If I want to go back home." "I definitely have to hold someone's hand." "O brothers, a colorful guest has come," "he can't differentiate a boy from a girl, he just jumps on everybody..." "O brothers, a colorful guest has come, he can't differentiate a boy from a girl, he just jumps on everybody... you'll get me in trouble.... pervert!" "," "You'll get me beaten up.... pervert!" ".." "don't do this, don't do all this.." "Arrey ra ra ra ra... the lewd boy has come here,...... as my guest.." "the lewd boy has come here,...... as my guest.." "Wearing this five coloured dress, from which village have you come?" "Have you come from Patna or from Paatan or from Patiala?" "Wearing this five coloured dress, from which village have you come?" "Have you come from Patna or from Paatan or from Patiala?" "You must have a name, oh brother, that you would have got registered in your school, right?" "You must have a name, o brother, that you would have got registered in your school, right?" "There must be an address in your identification card." "Have you come down from the sky tearing the clouds apart, or have you come tearing the earth.." "you'll get me in trouble.... pervert!" "You'll get me beaten up.... pervert!" "don't do this, don't do all this.." "Arrey...ra.. ra.. ra.. ra..." "the lewd boy has come here...... as my guest.." "This is good that you have lost memories, There are no fights and quarrels.." "This is good that you have lost memories, There are no fights and quarrels.." "No dealing with anybody, nor any loans to pay.." "You look lovable, Oh pervert!" "You look innocent, Oh pervert!" "don't do this, don't do all this.." "this lewd boy has come as my guest.." "this lewd boy has come as my guest.." "O brothers, a colorful guest has come, he can't differentiate a boy from a girl." "he just jumps on everybody..." "O brothers, a colorful guest has come, he can't differentiate a boy from a girl." "he just jumps on everybody... this lewd boy has come as my guest.." "this strange boy has come.." "Pervert!" "this awesome boy has come.." "Pervert!" "this lewd boy has come as my guest..." "I can understand your pain, brother." "But do not openly hold hands." "Although it's wonderful, but it can be life threatening too." "You've got no patience." "Come, come with me." "Here if you hold anyone's hand, or legs, no one will kill you." "Come here, come on ..." " This is a good place." "Here they are very nice and pretty." "Everyone inside was willing to take my hand and take me home." "And then I've met a gentle girl, who has peace of mind." "Puljaria" "Puljaria, take him to the honeymoon room." "Puljaria was sitting there with patience." "While, I'm holding her hands.." "For over six hours ..." "I took her language into my body." "Progress of ... health ..." "X / J" "I took everything from her inside me." "First time?" "Your useless.." "It's this really your first time?" "Yes." "Where are you come from?" "I came from very far away." "You have not even heard the name of it." "But you talk like us." "It's you who teach me .." "So I speak exactly like you, sister." "Hey..this sister is now your mother." "Go, get out from here!" "." "Brother.." "Brother..wake up." "Get up brother." "Brother." "You're talking, brother." "I want your help, brother." "What kind of magic did Puljaria do to you?" "Come with me now." "This memory has a direct connection to something." "This thing we must tell the doctor, brother." "So he'll know that you are now cured." "There is a very important matter." "Brother." "Please come with me, hurry." "Stop here." "Stop here." "Brother .." "It was here when my amulet was taken from me that day." "I want that amulet, brother." "Is it precious?" " Very much." "Listen brother." "The thief must came from our village." "But the amulet must have reach Delhi now." "If you can trace where he sold it, you can capture him." "So I have to go there, brother." " Where?" "Delhi." "Sir..." "What?" "My remote control has been stolen." "Are you PK (drunk)?" "You think, looking for your TV's remote is a police job?" "It's not a TV remote control." "Then what?" "I can not tell that." "But it was fixed to a neck chain." "And it's worth much more." "Where did this incident happen?" " At Mandawa." "It's stolen in Mandawa.." "And you come to Delhi to find it?" ".." "But the thief must had come to Delhi" " So?" "So where can you find the thief?" "There are two million people in this city, weirdo." "Policemen are just human." "Not a God.." "Only God can help you." "Hold God's two legs." "He's the only one able to help you." "Only God knew." "How can we know?" "God knows where, get out!" "." "Have faith in the God, son." "This God that can help me, who is he?" "I see that everyone mentioned his name." "After what I saw, I was freaked out." "People of this world..." "Were created by Him." "They themselves made a place for him in one place." "There are even streets in his house." "Hundreds of thousands of people go to him." "He solve everyone's problems for a small amount of charges." "This kind of magic or miracle didn't exist in my world." "I could not believe it." "But I thought I should try it once or twice." "Give me a God, brother." "Which one do you want?" "We have Rs.20..50..100..500.." "What is the difference between the one Rs.20 and 500?" "Only the size, everything else is the same." " The Rs.20's will work too, right?" "Ok, Rs.15 then.." "Oh God, I am very hungry." "Give me something to eat." "I've become totally out of control." "This God is working." "Now I can go to my home." "God, someone took my remote control." "Please bring it back, I want to go home." "Sir, is this God out of battery?" "I just used it, then it broke." "What do you mean..?" " I mean, put a new battery in him." "It doesn't need any battery" " Then why this does not work..?" "Is it a damaged one?" " I made it perfect, it has no defect." "It's you who created this God?" "Yes, from my hands." "Did you created God or did God created you?" "God created us all." "But we make only His sculptures." "Why create his sculptures?" "So that we can pray to Him." "Tell Him about our joys and sorrows." "It's installed with communication device?" "How do we hear God say?" "God does not need any transmitter." "He hear directly." "If He hear directly, then what's the need for sculpture?" "What am I going to do with this man.." "Trying to end our business, huh?" "What is your problem?" "My remote control has been stolen." "I asked God .." "To tell me where it is." "Are you PK (drunk)?" " What does that mean?" "Bro, this small God can not do something big like that.." "He can't capture the thief, the legs are short." "Go inside the temple." "There is a big God." "Catch his feet." "He can run very fast." "Give Him this nuts and some money to him." "Your problems will be done." "That will be Rs.200." "Everyone was waiting for their turn carrying offerings and money." "To make their work done." "Two hours later, it was my turn." "Oh God .. .." "God.." "Give me back my remote control." "Where is it?" "..." " Hurry, go." "Hold on, I did not received my remote control yet.." "Sir.." "He's not getting the job done, I already gave money." "You job will be done." " When will it be.." "Who can say when my son?" "Your job will be done." "Move it." " But when can I get my item?" "Do not hold the queue, Go ahead." " What if someone else get my item?" "Are you PK (drunk)?" " Hold on, ma'am." "What are you doing?" ".." "But where can I get my goods?" " You will find it in a mental hospital." "What?" "Paid money here, and delivery at mental hospital?" "Get this man out!" " Hey, at least give me receipt." "Give me receipt so that I can ask the man when can I get my delivery?" "Go on." "Please go." " But..but my remote control." "I can't find my sandals." "Must be someone take it away." "Wear someone else's sandals then." "That's what you do in the temples anyway." "Someone's take a full payment, but never did the job." "Say his name." "Bhagwan (God) - say the full name." "Don't know his full name." "Where'd he live?" "There, in front of the temple." "You gave the money to his own hand?" "No, I put it in a box." "He said that your job will be done?" " He does not speak." "Why?" "He's deaf?" " Maybe..." "Absolutely." " Right.." "Tell me his appearance." "He looks like this." "Just the size is large." "Are you Peekay?" "(You're drunk?" ")" "Err.." "Yes, but how do you all know that?" " Am I blind?" "20 years of police work." "Just by seeing I can tell who's drunk and who's not." "Mr.Singh, search him." "Give me his ID." "Dr. D'Mello." "Oh Dr. why did you drink so much that you forgot your religion?" "You've mistaken between temple and church." "You go to your church." "To your own God." "Church..?" "Get out of here." " But my item." "Beat it." "Get out." "Because of you, God have been nailed." "What?" "God nailed?" "When?" " 2000 years ago." "For your sins." "But what did I do?" "I came here only just now." "Are you PK?" "Yup." " God is watching you." "He's looking at how you behaves." "Where?" "Where?" "Where is He?" "What's in that cup?" " Wine." "Wine ..." "At that time, I understand just the thing.." "God have grown bored with coconut water.." "Now he's having fun with wine." "Now I will give him wine." "So I started to collect money." "Some money I found from the dancing car." "And some money, from that gentleman." "Who stand at the same bridge everyday.." "Who gave me as much money as I want." "Sir, is there any nearby God's house here?" "Yes, just forward ahead." "Hold on." "What's in your hand" " Wine." "For God." "Where is He?" "This madam looks very sad." "So I thought to know what happened, I had to hold her hands." "How dare you disturbed a widow, asshole." "How do you know this madam is a widow?" " You don't see she's wearing a white saree?" "Asshole" "Is everything fine?" "I'm very sorry about the death of your husband." " What?" "When?" "How do I know when?" "You're wearing a white clothes." "I'm getting married that's why I wear it." " No, all people wear it for death." "They wear black for death, stupid." "You should know that." "Get out of here." "All three of you husband's dead?" "Hey, I'm still alive!" "You...!" "After lot of chasing I came to understand.." "That this world don't have a one God." "But with so many Gods." "And each of these Gods have different rules." "And each Gods had their own company.." "People have there own religions." "And each of these religion have different managers." "In this world, everyone had only one religion.." "Meaning that they belong only to one company." "And it's their company's God who they should worship, and not other company's God." "Now, I'm a member of which company then?" "Which God should I pray to?" "If I want to know where's my remote control, I need to know my religion." "What are you doing?" "Where are the marks?" "What marks?" "Religion's marks." "How do I know which company this kid belongs to?" "Where's the God's mark, brother?" "Security!" "It's getting hard to find out my religion." "Now I can do just one thing" "I will worship every Gods in every religion" "One of them must be the right one." "And will hear what I want." "I've heard that you run the whole world," "Listen to my prayers too, my home calls me," "Oh God, where are you?" "Oh God, where are you?" "I've heard that you can show the path to the lost hearts," "I am lost too, my home calls me back.." "Oh God, where are you?" "Oh Lord, where are you?" "Should I worship you like Hindus do, or should I offer you a namaaz?" "Should I offer an ardaas?" "You are neither found in the temple, nor in the Church," "My eyes are tired looking for you.." "My eyes are tired looking for you.." "My eyes are tired looking for you.." "I will do all the customs properly" "I will bow my head to you, 10 million times" "Oh God, where are you?" "Oh Lord, where are you?" "You have many names, you have many faces, there are many ways to find you.." "I walked on all those paths, but couldn't find you.." "I didn't understand what is it that you want.." "I didn't understand what is it that you want.." "I didn't understand what is it that you want.." "I keep on trying, without thinking or understanding," "I follow your insistence with all due respect.." "Oh God, where are you?" "Oh Lord, where are you?" "Oh God..." "where are you?" "Oh Lord, where are you?" "....." "I am very confused, God" "I must have done something wrong," "That brings you to not hearing me out." "Please tell me." "Show me the way." "Please.." "I'm asking you, I'm begging." "I'll knelt down on my forehead" "I've ring the bell for you." "I've speak through loudspeaker too." "I've read Book of Gita.." "Koran.." "And verses of Bible." "Your different managers..." "Is saying different thing from the others.." "One says to sacrifices on Monday .." "Another says to sacrifices on Tuesday .." "One says to pray before the sunrise.." "Another says to pray after the sunset." "One says to worship cattle's.." "Another says to sacrifice it.." "One says go to temples without any shoes, another says go to church wearing boots." "I don't know who's right and who's wrong." "I do not understand anything." "Come here God." "I want to go home." "Whatever you say I will do." "Just send me to my home." "Please!" "Say something." "Where are you hiding?" "Please give me an answer." "Please .." "Please .." "Please .." "Hey, why'd you lock it?" " I will not allow you to leave." "Open the door, it's my entry queue." "Shiva, destroyed the existence .." "But do not fear!" "Security!" "Who are you?" " Don't you recognize me?" "I'm PK (Drunk) I'm PK (Drunk)" "Security!" "Anyone out there?" "I need help." "I've been locked in a toilet." "Open the door." "First bring my remote control." "Which remote control?" " My spaceship's remote control." "Spaceship?" "Did you forget?" "How many times did I told you" "I'm not from this world, I came from a far away world." "You will find my remote control, then I will return to my home." "You understand, right?" "Oh brother, leave me alone." "I have small children." " I know." "They're not so small anymore." "They can live alone at home." "You give me my remote control and then go to your family." "Lord save me." "Is there other God above you?" "Where is He..?" "Now presenting the dance of Shiva." "The Fearless" " Help me!" "Help me.." "Help me!" "I'm at Himalayas mountain.." "Praising God." "Suddenly there's a light." "Great light from nowhere." "The small light was raised pointed down to earth." "I looked at it." "And saw it was God." "It quickly became a connection." "God." "I pray to you.." "What is this light?" "In the cold winter it made me feel warm." "God said." "This is a part of Shiva's broken drum." "Take it.." "and built a shrine." "and show it to your devotees," "And all their pain will be gone.." "Do you want to see it?" "Part of shiva's broken drum?" "Bole Bole Bam Bam Bole" "Bam Bam Bole.." "Bam Bam Bole.." "Bam Bam Bole..." "Thank God.." "Thank God.." "Thank God.." "Do not stop him, let him come." "Come on son, come on ..." "Boy, not there.." "come here." "Say what you want from here.." "Bam Bam Bole." "Thank God." "Where are you God?" "Come on stage." "I want to thank you Lord." "He is here." "I met Him in the toilet." "I request for my property, but He ran." "I thought He's running away.." "But no, he took me here." "To my property, Thank God, Thank God." "This is not a part of Shiva's broken drum" "This one belongs to me." "It must have been delivered to you by mistake." "And your asked item may have been send to someone else." "Just ask him." "He's here." "God please come forward." "Tell them" "Alright, I'll take my property, ok?" "Oh.." "It belongs to me." "A traveller of dreams, neither a devotee, nor an unbeliever.." "O Lord, tell me... where I am.." "How is this hide and seek of yours," "Take me home, Oh my friend.." "My heart seeks help.." "My heart seeks help.." "Since when did you feel that you came from another planet?" "PK .." "You need to meet a psychiatrist or a mental doctor." "Now go ma'am." "Rs.500 is able to give you so much punishment." " Wait a minute." "This is my card." "There's my number.." "If you like, I can get you an appointment." "If can you find time, call me, OK?" "Thank you Mr. Pandit." "You think my story is a lie." "And you don't believe anything I said." "Nikku...." "Your suicide dog news story." "Mr. Pandit, Mr. Pandit .." "I want to go back, just two minutes." "What is wrong with you, going in and out?" "Just do this, give me another Rs.500, and take this man with you" "Nikku, The Suicide Dog.." "When did I tell you about it?" " You never did." "Then how do you know about it?" "When you hold my hand." "Then I know it.." "When we met and shake hands" "You were thinking, if this story Now I know Nikku is your news.." "Do not lie." "I must have told you about it." "Tell me the truth." "I'm not capable of lying." "Lying used mouth, and I only use my mind to communicate." "Our world is so used to men holding hands .." "Give me your hand." " No way." "Give it!" "Help me son, my wife is critical.." "Hospital has asked for Rs.1000 to cure her." "I only had Rs. 500 and it's not enough..." "If you can give Rs.500 son, my wife can be cured...." " I'll give it" "Here's one." " If you can give me your address, I'll send your money back" "Uncle, money order will not reach my home, you keep it." "Thanks son." "Uncle .." "Take another Rs.100. To give as a tip." "Son, God bless you.." "You prove it already." "You can not read anyone's mind." "Don't you understand?" "That man took the money by fooling you." "There is no hospital in this neighbourhood" " I know." "He and his wife is taking a meal at a five-star hotel." "Today, is his wife's 75th birthday." "For 75 years he and his wife never got to a five-star hotel." "He collected his pension money little by little." "Then his wife ordered an ice cream, the price had gone up a bit." "Then he came here to ask for money." "Anything...." "Madam, I told you our world don't lie." "The rest is up to you." "Wait, wait, hold on." "Give the tip with your hand." "Today's your birthday, you should enjoy yourself.." "I told you no one lies in our world." "Have you told anyone...." "Have you told anyone that you're an alien?" "If I said I will be put in a lab." "They will cut me inside out." "So why did you tell me?" "Since I came here, I only take people's money." "No one has given me money." "You're the first one who gave me by putting into the box the Rs 500 for charity." "I had a feeling that you're a nice lady, someone I can trust." "I will find your remote control, PK" "How's that?" "Right now I don't know yet." "But you can definitely go back home." "That's my promise." "Why are you looking like that?" "At you." "Its not everyday alien come to my house." "So..in your world, they can hear everyone out of the way, like you?" "The same." " And they all walks nude?" "Don't you feel strange?" "See that bird, sitting there nude.." "Does it feel strange?" "If it's wearing clothes, then it looks strange." "PK" "I had no sleep all night." "I was thinking, how to get your remote control." "Hello." " Connect to Balbir Singh, Room No. 4" "Wrong number." "Isn't this the hospital?" "Bro, you get a wrong number, I've been telling you that since yesterday.." "How did I get the wrong number?" "I have save the phone number personally." "Okay, so what had you thought?" "Hello." "Connect to Balbir Singh, Room No. 4" "Oh .. you called late.." " why?" "Balbir Singh died this morning." " What do you mean?" ".." "But how come when the surgery is not really deadly?" "It's unfortunate." "But that does not matter." "Let's write in death certificate it's a heart attack." "So that the family's reputation will not be embarrassing." "So come on here OK, and take the body." "OK" " OK.. bye.." "How can you say that?" "It's nothing, Now he'll go to the hospital." "Think about it." "He'll see his friend is alive and how happy he will be." "He always call for wrong number, so I make a little fun with him." "Fun?" ".." " PK I was joking" "I understood." "I saw the whole game." "They're kidding." "Mr. Tapaswi had called God.." "He's citing prayers and whatever.." "But all his calls were wrong number." "The person who answered his call is joking with him." "Or else, how did he get my remote control from Shiva?" "It looks like..." "Those who speak with God in this world have a messed up telecommunications network." "Every calls are going to the wrong number." "What do you mean?" " I always thought .." "Why God did not answer my prayers." "Rolling down in his house just to say my prayers." "Tell me.." "We are all children of God, right?" "So what kind of father will tell their children .." "Roll over to me and everything will be done.." "Does your dad ever told you that?" ""Child, roll down to me if you want to have a new clothes"." "And there's giving away a milk too.." "If the call were the right number, then what will God say?" "What will He say?" "He'll say, every day millions of hungry children are on the road sleeping in Delhi." "Let them drink milk." "Why would I drink the milk?" "I'm sure there's someone joking with us." "Like what you did just now." "PK think that Tapaswi is an honourable man." "But I won't have him confuse right now." "Because in my head, there's a nonsense idea." "An idea that can bring back PK's remote control." "Who is this PK?" " Who and where he came from, I don't know." "But he can see this world unlike any of us see this world." "What does that mean?" " It means..." "If he see you smoke, he'd call a police and told them someone is committing suicide." "Why?" " Cause the cigarettes packing has cancer picture." "What do you think?" "War." "I would like PK to talk." "I want him to talk in a show on television." "Evaluate some values in people's mind." "Jaggu, there's already three marks on my right side butt.." "Now you want the left side too so that both sides are balanced, or what?" "No Jerry, it's important to put PK on air" "He will explain with love, that everyone had call a wrong number." "Tapaswi can not imagine how he would deal with this PK." "Jerry, Jerry." "He's sitting out there." "See him once." "I challenge you, you can not answer his questions." "Trust me." "Sir, your cigarette fell just now." " Oh, thank you." "That's not mine." ""Kamasutra Strawberry flavor"." "I hate strawberries!" "Ask others.." "Its not mine." "Madam, is this yours?" " How dare you!" "?" "Just check your wallet." "Maybe something missing." " Who are you?" "You rude" "Uncle, is this yours?" " No, its not." "PK it is his." "If you want to ask anything, ask him." "Come in.." "What is this?" "It's condoms." "What'd it do?" " It's for population control." "How's that?" " You have to wear it." "While having sex." "How can you control world population by wearing it?" "It's not me wearing it." "Millions of people wear those things." " All of them get this from you?" "Everybody's got those things." "I have two questions." " Just ask PK..ask him" "Here, why is that when people lost money they all say "this is mine, this is mine"" "But when condoms is lost, everyone say "this is not mine, this is not mine"." "Here, sex is a private matter." "Why is it?" " How can someone shout that "today I will be having sex"." "But then on a wedding party.." "There's crackers, orchestra, dances.." "It looks like to tell everybody in the city, "today I'm having sex"" "Why?" "I do not have an answer to your question." "But I do have a job for you." "Let's go, before this guy change his mind." "Watch your back now Mr. Tapaswi," "Now it's my turn." "Mr. Tapaswi meet his followers here everyday." "They're talking about God." "We go in, and listen to his phone calls." "If you think that he is wrong, then stop him immediately." "Make him understand that he is calling the wrong number." "If I do that, will he return my remote control?" "If he understand what you mean then he will understand that the amulet is a joke.." "He'll return your remote control." " Yes, I'll make him understand." "Building a house for someone, is a work of great merit and building a house for God, is a work of the greatest merit so, donate lavishly and get rid of your sufferings." "Tell me, devotee, what is your problem." "My problem is..." "My wife is paralysed for six months.." "Doctors were not able to do anything." "I want that you..." "Oh God.." "Show me the way.." "Yes.." "Yes oh Lord.." "Where?" "God, just as you say.." "Have you heard about Rohtang Glacier..?" " No." "It's in Himalayas." "Catch a train." "Go to Siliguri" "From there, take a bus .." "To Gangtok.." "From there... walk bare foot.." "It will take 8 days.." "In the lap of Kanchanjunga, there is God's divine temple" "Go there." "Your work will be done." "Wrong number!" "It's wrong number..." "What is it?" "Wrong number!" ".." "Mr. Tapaswi, you spoke to God with a messed up telecommunication technology." "All the call you make is wrong number.." "The one answering is a duplicate God.." "He's joking with you.." "What are you trying to say?" "I'll make you understand.." "We are all God's children, right?" "Yes, so what?" " So, what'd you tell your sick child if they ask your help?" "Will you give him a cure?" "Or will tell him that .." "Go 4000 km... there is another house of mine Go to that house..." "Tell the the same problem there, then I'll solve your problem." "If this was a real call to God, then he would have said that "Son, your wife is ill, so take care of her and treat her" "Don't go anywhere and do not leave her alone" "One day, everyone has to come to me, after death" "But now, your still alive so spend time with her" Am I right ?" "I can prove it, someone is joking with you." "Tapaswi, please call God again.." "Ask Him if He can give some guarantee that the sick aunt will get cured...." "Uncle, do not leave until you get your written guarantee." "Hey, you call God again Everything will be clear now" "It's time for Tapaswi's silent meditation" "The fake person who is misguiding Tapaswi has stolen my remote .." "That fake person is not a God He is a fraud" "He's a fraud.." "Fraud..." "Fraud..." "Until now, nobody has seen God or heard God's voice" "What God expects from us ..." "Has been conveyed by His managers only..." "PK has raised a very important question" " What is it?" "Does this Manager's voice had reached the true God?" "No." " The solutions that we are given, are they coming from God, or from some fraud ?" "It's all wrong numbers." " So tell us PK, How can people react to this situation?" "As long as the phone line's not repaired.." "Our problem will arise again and again.." "We need to help each other." "PK tells important thing." "As long as the Managers can bring us to the right God.." "We will not look to their aid." "We'll help each other." "PK says not to build the temple." "He told us that the amulet belongs to him." " What is in your pocket?" "Do you smoke?" "Yes." " You do drink, right?" "Yes, occasionally drink." " You're a smoker." "Drink alcohol." "Knowing that both are poisons." "The government gives permission." "Factory produced this poison." "The shops open sale this poisons." "No one wants to question this." "But when I want to build in this earth for the devotees of God.." "Just want to build one temple..." "Then why are these questions?" "If you want to ask question, go ask those .." "who try to stop building the temple." "Who is this PK?" "He's not Pervez Khan" "Not even Pasha Kaman too.." "I ask you all.." "If you want to ask, ask that PK" "What's his religion?" "What's his religion, his religion?" "!" "..." "Several decades before, Mahmud Ghazni had come to India ...to destroy our temples" "Today, again another person has arrived, who wants to re-create history... one who ..." "Tapaswi, call your God now, you want to know what's my religion, right?" "But first, ask Him what is His children's religion.." "What the hell are you doing here?" " Call Him, ask Him." "Ask Him.." "I don't have to call God for this." "Even I can answer this." "This man is a Hindu, he is a Christian, this one is a Sikh, he is a Jains," "And this one is from your community.." "a muslim.." "Guys, please tell Tapaswi your names now.." "Hello, my name is Sukhwinder Singh Bedi.." "Hello, I'm Abbas Ali Yakub.." "Cheers, I'm Mahaveer Jain." "Hi." "I'm Christopher D'Souza." "I'm Jhaggat Jhandni Sahni." "Confused, right?" "I have made them change their clothes.." "Do you understand?" "Religion has a connection with the clothes one wears" "I'll explain Come here." "See this..." "A beard, moustache and a turban, then it's a Sikh" "Remove the turban, then it's a Hindu." "Remove the moustache, then it's a Muslim." "This difference was made by duplicate God" "If the real god had made these differences, then he would have put a stamp on your body on each body, to indicate their religion Is there any stamp on your body ?" "On my body ?" " Hey, what are you staring ?" "Remove your clothes and check" "Are you shy?" "Everyone, removed all of his clothes and show Tapaswi if there's any stamp on your body." "Why be shy?" "Ok, I too will take my clothes off." "Look at this." "Any marked, huh?" "Is there any mark?" "Nothing right?" "Do you see any mark?" "Hey.. put this man out.." "What are you doing brother ?" "I'm trying to prove something.." "Jaggu" "Stop this nonesense!" "When you're 40 days old, Tapaswi took you in his arms and gave you a name" "Just remember, one who can give you your name can spoil your name as well" "Dad, he already gave me a very bad name" "What more can he spoil?" " You!" "How much money you want, huh?" "You're doing all this for money, right?" "No..." " You'll go to hell.." "Don't you fear God?" "Thank you, Father." "Thank you." "I had understood this game, only half You made me understand the remaining half as well" "This game is about fear." "That wrong number case did not just make fun out of us." "He's taking our fear and exploit it too." "Do you understand?" "PK Can you make my father understand too?" "Yeah." "I can." "I can prove it too." "Let's go." "I do not have time to spend for this nonsense." "Dad, if this is nonsense, I will stop this program." "Father, This college is a weird place." "Students here are all pretty scared." "Now I'm going to do business about this fear." "I'll show you." "Come.." "This is the factory machine." "Invest some money." "And this is Unger.." "Now will wait." "In few minutes our investment doubled." "Look." "Look." "He's trapped." "Hot hot tea." " Look at the man selling tea," "He's making expensive investment." "Green tea, sugar, thermos, water, glass," "And here it's just stone and a little red.." "Hot tea, hot tea." "He have to call for customer there.." "And here, by itself, long customer queue." "Come on, hurry, others want it too..." "There, they bow down to the customer." "But here, the customer bow down to it." "Look there." "He has so much fear, he plunged there." "That wrong number man is making a business." "Fear business.." "He knows that those who are scared will go to the temples." "You're pretty scared too." "Remove these." "Don't ever question religion." "It's about faith and believing." "If God want us to not raise questions.." "They said that if we reason with him, He'll never give his miracle." "These religion's man, if they can't answer, then they will beat us." "People become afraid, and shut their mouths." "But now, we will not shut up anymore." "Until now PK only ask one question, but now, he'll ask thousands of questions." "So guys.." "take up your phones" "If you heard a wrong number, record it on video." "We will broadcast your recorded footages." "Pick up your phones, and question.." "Baba.." "Baba.." "One question Baba." "If you can make gold from your hand." "Why can't you end the poverty in our country?" "Answer please." "If you manage to make gold" "Why not aid us?" "Answer." "Om.." "Om..." "This is wrong number." "This is wrong number." "Jaggu come with me." "Come with me." "Just come." "I'm working." " Come with me.." "Whole country sent us wrong numbers." "You did a terrific job." "Look now." "He says, if we give the bull a grass, we can get a job." "Should I include this cow in my biodata, and go from a company to a company?" "This is wrong number." " There is more." "He said, I should become Christian, or else I'll go to hell." "If God wants me to become Christian, I would born in a Christian family." "Now why the need to switch religion." "This is wrong number." "Everybody here wants to go to school." "But they said, if we go to schools, they'll shoot us." "How can our God be so low about that.." "If these children learned, He'll be angry?" "This is wrong number." "That is what is written in our book." "He have for the whole universe, a master plan." "You have to accept it." " Outside the temple, you sale this book for Rs.10" "It's written in page four." "Read it.." ""Universal Master Plan"." "Meaning that, buy and read a Rs10 book.." "And you can destroy that master plan..." "PK Your program has been quite popular." "SMS around the world is coming." "Look, another one." "What happened?" "Father sent me a short message." "He's ashamed of his daughter." "You know.." "I was ten years old when.." "First time I wrote a poem." "For my father." "Everyone says I look like my mother .." "Everyone is right." "But I'm a father's daughter .." "When I finished reciting my poem.." "Everyone clapped.." "But then, there's whistles from a far.." "When the applause end.." "That one whistle and clap doesn't end..." "It's my dad." "He was very proud of me." "But the message he sent today .." ""Ashamed of you."" "Your father's belief..." "And this thing happened..." "We will show him these wrong number.." "Again and again until he come to his sense.." "The day will never come PK" "Do not worry, get up." "Get up, you know what we do in our world when we're sad?" "What is it PK?" " Do it with me." "Batteries charge automatic" " What?" "Just copy me.." " PK." "What are we doing PK?" "Close your eyes." " How can I copy you then?" "Ok fine, open your eyes.." "Watching you constantly" "And listening to your non-stop talk" "Forgetting all other important works" "And then just walking behind you" "This is a waste of time.." "Love is a waste of time.." "Love is a waste of time .." "This love is a waste of time.." "Still I have thought of this in my mind" "That once in this life" "I'll do waste of time" "I'll do this waste of time" "I want to waste my time.." "I love this waste of time.." "I look at the mirror 75 times" "32 times I make my hair" "I made a change of clothes 8 times" "I apply full bottles of perfume on me" "I just kept on decorating myself, I didn't do any other work" "Today, I've understood this brother Love is waste of time.." "Still I have thought of this in my mind That once in this life" "I'll do waste of time" "I'll do this waste of time" "I want to waste my time.." "I love this waste of time.." "A strange kind of anxiety rose in my heart" "What's this feeling, I can't explain" "I'm sitting and smiling without any reason" "What is happening, I don't understand" "My heart wants to fly, my heart wishes to shout out loud" "Today, I've understood this brother Love is waste of time.." "Still I have thought of this in my mind" "That once in this life" "I'll do waste of time" "I'll do this waste of time" "I want to waste my time .." "I love this waste of time .." "Questions have flooded the donation box." "Your pictures, books, medicine oil aren't selling anymore." "On Facebook and twitters also had millions of negative comments." "Just this?" " This is the only one supported you." "The curses is in these ones." "Do something..." "One more day and we can be shut down..." "Phone that man.." "He got a lot of questions, huh?" "I'll ask him one question." "Hey Jaggu." " What?" "What happened?" "Tapaswi wants to be in our show." "He wants to talk with PK." "That's awesome, PK will win." " It would be an amazing show." "You prepare PK, start advertising." "Do not forget.." ""One more question"" "6 o'clock Sunday afternoon." "Our boy has become a star." "Look, my bro's become a star." "He walked naked..." "naked..." "I made him a star." "He sit in TV." "And me?" "What am I doing in this village." "I should be in there drinking with them.." "A big star .." "Became a star..." "heh.." "PK, some Dheeru Singh wants to speak." "Brother..?" " Take that line..." "Brother." " Oh, boy." "So you became a star now?" "Where are you brother?" " Right now I'm in Mandawa." "I will come to you tomorrow." "And bring a present for you." "The one who stole your item, is here with me." "He sold your item for Rs 40,000." "Ask me to whom?" " To whom?" "Tapaswi" "God said .." "Shiva's drum broke down." "Take it..." "Take it and built a shrine." "And show it to your devotees." "Hello.." "What happened?" "The one who stole my remote..." "That thief got caught." " What?" "Really?" " Brother said.." "The thief sold the remote to Tapaswi.." "Then it's game over for Tapaswi..." "Take him home..." "And tell Tapaswi to give you that remote control.." "or else we'll show this thief on TV.." "Tapaswi got my remote control on Himalaya's mountain.." "This mean that Tapaswi is a liar..." "That means .." "It's not a wrong number duplicate God..." "It's Tapaswi who got it first hand.." "Jaggu do you know of this?" "Remember when you first told me about the wrong numbers?" "Tapaswi who calls God.." "They all are wrong number." "I immediately realized that you're misunderstanding." "But I did not explain your mess." "Because if you told that Tapaswi is a liar, everybody would have laughed at you." "People want to do something new every day." "PK" "It's the wrong number." "This wrong number you told people..." "They are deeply touched by its uniqueness." "Today they're with you PK" " This is the wrong number." "My plan worked, PK." "Imagine that you got your remote control." "But .." "You'll go home tomorrow.." "Gone home.." "We'll never meet again..." "I'll feel lonely, friend.." "I will really miss you." "Will you stop me?" "How can I stop you?" "I'm serious." "I can work here." "I'll correct everything." "I can settle down here.." "You can find someone for me who can spend time with me. right?" "I will marry her." "or what?" "Who can marry you?" "Why is that?" "Your wife will be in trouble introducing you." "This is my husband." "He's PK (Drunk)" "That's not my name." "Everyone call me that nonsense." "PK (Drunk ..)" " I'll changed my name." "Would you.... suggest a new name?" "Whatever name you like." " Look." "A person's name and a personality..." "Have to be match." " Yes, you're right." "So .. how is my personality?" " Let me show a demo.." "Kaka seriously said.." "The difference between name and face.." "I do not want to hear poetry." "Say something else." "The name and image, are difference" " Damn." "How to make her understand?" "Get another name .." "Get another face .." "Fire has completely cooled .." "That's very good..." "Here I have so many cards and different names.." "You choose any name." "Look inside and choose one you like..." "Tandu Ram...." "Another..." "Oh.." "Tuttari Singh." "Sarfaraaz..." "What happened?" "There are more inside.." "Jaggu what happened?" "Nothing." "Hey brother .." "One terrorist organization has claimed responsible for the bombing." "They say this is only one small attack." "This is what happens to those who attacked us." "We will defend our God." "Where are you going PK?" "The show." " No, you don't need to go." "I must go." ""One more question."" "In this special program, for all of you...." "Where we bring together PK and.." " Hold on.." "Wait a bit." "Bring me.." "What is this thing?" "God said that.." "This is His broke down's drum.." "But he said..." "It belongs to him." "God said .." "Build a temple.." "But he said.." "Don't make a temple.." "Who should we listen to?" "Is it God?" "or this guy?" "Wearing a yellow helmet, and gave these pamphlets." "See this..." "look here.." "First he said..." "God is missing.." "Then he called God a fraud.." "Tomorrow he might say.." "That God has died." "Boy, what do you want?" "A world with no God?" "Are you so desperate..." "To hurt people's feelings?" "Some people don't have any bread to eat." "Some don't have roof to stay.." "Those people don't even have friends to talk to..." "Do you know how many people commit suicide everyday?" "Cut the wrist, hang their neck on a fan... why?" "Because they do not have hope.." "If God come forward.." "Put tikka in forehead.." "Put some thread around their hands.." "Giving them some hope to live..." "So who are you to deny this hope from them?" "And if you.." "Really want to snatch God from those people's lives.." "Tell me, what do you want to give them instead?" "You always said these wrong number." "Wrong number." "So tell everyone here now, what is the right number?" ".." "You're exactly right Tapaswi..." "There's one time, when.." "I too, could not find food to eat." "I don't have roof to stay." "I cried a lot." "I don't even have any friends." "I only had one thing..." "God ..." "Everyday I thought tomorrow will be better.." "God will show me some way out..." "I agree.." "That putting faith in God..." "One can find hope..." "The difficulties will go away.." "courage will come." "Will get strength.." "But I have one question." "Which God should I believe in?" "You all say that, there's only one God." "but i say no, there are two Gods.." "One was the one who created us all." "The other one is the one created by people like you." "We know nothing about the God who made us all." "But the God people like you made.." "Is exactly like you.." "Liar." "Pretend to act.." "Giving false promises." "Meeting rich people sooner.." "Letting the poor neglected..." "Happy when get praised.." "People are afraid to even say a word." "My right number is very simple." "The God who created us all.." "Put faith in Him.." "And the God people like you created..." "The duplicate god.." "Destroy it.." "Your talking about our God.." "And you think I'm gonna shut up?" "Boy, we will protect our God." "You can protect God?" ".." "You?" ".." "This world is very small." "This world is very small compared to the whole universe." "And you... by sitting in this little world, this little place, this little street.." "Saying that you want to protect the God who created all these universe?" "He doesn't need your protection..." "He can protect Himself.." "Today, one of my friends died trying to help me.." "I was left only his shoe." "Stop trying to defend God." "Or else in this world .." "People will not only be leaving shoes." "One Muslim blasted bomb.." "And one Hindu Guru.." "Sitting here listening to your speech." "Who's Hindu and who's Muslim?" ".." "Where are the marks?" "..." "show me.." "This differences are created by people, not God.." "And this.." "The world's dangerous wrong number.." "Is the most dangerous wrong number.." "Where people dies." "Torn each other apart." "This kind of wrong number, like where you .." "Lied to Jaggu's parent..." "and separate her from Sarfaraaz..." "Wrong number?" "How come?" " That Sarfaraaz will lie to her.." "That Muslims are hypocrites, and liars?" ".." "It's true and he did deceived her." "It's not a lie." " What is this?" ".." "Look." "You wait here." "You're saying that.." "The prophecy I said about Sarfaraaz..." "Is a lie?" "Yes, that's what I said." "So prove it." "Prove it that my prophecy is a lie.." "If you cannot prove it.." "You've to touch my feet and apologize.." "And you must admit in front of everybody, that you have launch a lie to me..." "And if I can prove it?" " Don't PK." "That thing, my son, is yours." "I agree to the conditions." "Please focus the camera on Jhaggat Jhandni." "Jhaggat Jhandni.." "I hope that," "You would honestly answer my questions." "In Belgium, you've been in love with a Pakistani boy." "True?" "Or false?" "Why would we discuss about my personal life?" "On Friday.." "I told one of my prophecies that..." "This boy will betray you.." "The next day," "You went to marriage registrar office..." "But the boy did not come." "True or false?" "Yes, he didn't come, can you please stop this?" "Now ..." "You'll come to my feet?" "Or I'll bring my feet to you..?" "Sarfaraaz did not betray you." "Let it go, PK." "Please." " No, tell everyone what happened that day." "Please PK." " Only once." "For me." "I was in the marriage registrar office.." "I got a letter.." " Sarfaraaz came to gave that letter?" "No." "One little boy sent me that." " His name written in that letter?" "No." "Then how do you know that Sarfaraaz sent it?" "It can be that..." "That letter is for another girl?" "There were no other girls there?" "There's one right?" "Who'd carried a cat?" "She asked you to hold the cat right?" "Do you know the boy who sent you that letter?" "No." " Did he know you?" "No." " So how did he know .." "that he should give the letter to you?" "Could it be that he is ordered..." "To give the letter to a girl holding a cat." "Supposed to be the other girl." "But mistakenly gave it to you." "You read it." "Then you did not call Sarfaraz.." "Why would you assume all this of Sarfaraaz?" "Because this Tapaswi.." "Had given you the wrong number.." "That Muslims are all deceivers." "Sarfaraaz didn't deceived you, Jaggu." "What's going on here?" "This cats and dogs." "I mean, you can tell any story.." "And I'll just sit here listening to whatever you said?" "Hold on." "We'll know the truth in this show.." "Jaggu take out your phone." "Call Sarfaraaz." "Jaggu Hurry," """This number does not exist."" "Another number?" "Friends, colleague, something." "Come on Jaggu." "Belgian University." " Right" "Hello." "Hello, I need to get in touch with one of your grads student?" "Sarfaraaz yusuf." " Yeah, he left for Pakistan last year." "Ask for the number." "Has he left a number?" " Sorry, We're not authorize to give out info." "Ma'am, this is really important." " E-mail us your request so I can forward it to student affairs." "Have a nice day dear" "Pakistan's number?" "His home number?" " No." "Think, Jaggu think." "I have a part time job at Pakistan Embassy." "He has a part time job at Pakistan Embassy." "Nitu, call the Pakistan Embassy, Belgium.." "And put it on loudspeaker." "Hello!" "Pakistan Embassy." "Hello." "Is there a student from Lahore working there?" "Sarfaraaz Yusuf?" " Is your name Jaggu?" "Hello, is your name Jaggu?" "Yes, how do you know?" "That call came." "That Delhi girl's call came." "Jaggu's call came." "Come on everyone." "Jaggu's call came." "India's call came, hurry come.." "Ma'am," "Sarfaraaz Yusuf call us everyday, 9a.m, from Lahore." "And in all his call, he asked only one thing.." "Is there any call from India, Jaggu's call for me?" "We told him no, and he called off the phone." "He made everyone crazy." "You hang in there, I'll contact him." "Hello." "Sarfaraaz Yusuf?" " Yes, Salam..." "From where are you talking?" "From Lahore, why?" "From where are you talking right about this time?" "I'm in my house, why?" "Are there any chairs around you?" "If there is, please sit down." "You're going to drop hearing this..." "Oh sorry." "I don't understand what you mean." "There's a call from Delhi for you." "Now talk to her.." "Hello.." " Sarfaraaz..." "Jaggu..." "Hello." "Hello.." "Jaggu are you there?" "Did you come to the marriage registrar?" " Yes I did." "But you're not there." "Why didn't you call me?" "How can I?" "I got your letter." "It says, "do not try to contact me"." "I knew your family had pressured you." "But I don't know what to do Jaggu.." "I've a feeling that..." "You will try to call me..." "I called you a lot Jaggu..." "I don't know what to do?" "I have your wrong number..." "Just now a friend found me the right number.." "Thank you son." "Please hold this.." "PK, you're going to take a bag full of batteries with you?" "I can't find them there." "But what will you do with so many batteries?" "This tape recording's sound, right?" "I want to hear them, at my home." " What kind of sound?" "That of everyone's in this world..." "Animals, music and traffic noise." "You're gonna listen to the traffic noise?" "If I miss this world." "Then.." "I will listen to them all..." "Hey wait!" "..." "There's still another bag...." "PK, let it go..." "How can I?" "It's all batteries in there..." "Hey wait ..." "You can listen to everyone in your world?" "Then they all walks nude?" "What're you looking?" "Something in my house?" "You knew?" "I was ten years old." "When I first write a poem." "It is written for my father." "Everyone says I look like my mother." "Everyone is right.." "Poetry that is .." "Ensuring sound a few big story." "You're so cute." "One more to a friend who..." "No animal sound nor music.." "There was no traffic sound been recorded." "Every sound clip was just my voice." "I got it.." "I was....." "What did you record in this, PK?" "I told you." "Animal, music, traffic's sound.." "When I recall of this Earth.." "Then, I'll listen to the tape." "I'll wave my hand to you from there..." "Like this..." "I see you from there, when you'll come..." "Get the time .." "You didn't have my voice in there, right?" "Your voice..." "There is..." "You read your poetry, yes?" "I have it." "Only one poetry?" "Your love story maybe in it.." "Which you waste your time together.." "He didn't look back even once..." "Maybe he wants to hide his tears.." "He did learnt something.." "He also taught something .." "He learned to lie." "What did he taught..?" "The true meaning of love..." "That "love is enough to let me go"" "Just like when children come to this world." "Naked.." "He too came naked." "Just like kids asking many questions.." "He also asked a lot of questions." "Then one day .." "He went away." "We are very far from each other.." "I think I was given a beautiful gift.." "Sarfaraaz..." "And my father." "As long as I live..." "Every night I'll look at the stars.." "Waving him." "I'm sure .." "He'll do like this too..." "I miss him." "Brothers." "We are one hour to land on Earth." "Don't forget what I taught you." "Just 4 points." "First, walking nude is prohibited on Earth.." "Kissing and the likes," "People here do it secretly and discreetly.." "Beside that, peeing, pooping, beating, can be done loud and openly.." "Second, the big confusion here is the language." "If you listen something like.." "I love chickens, I love fish..." "That doesn't mean that they love that animals.." "But it means that, they love eating chickens, or eating fish for lunch." "What they think, what they say, and what they mean." "We have to research about it.." "Third, collect clothes from the dancing car.." "And hide your remote control in your underwear...." "Nobody will steal it if you put it deep inside.." "And fourth the most important point." "If you ever meet with someone saying he can contact God." "Do not research it.." "Just get ready, and run at full speed." "Come bro." "Don't be scared." "Come.." "What are you staring at, huh?" "I have a question." " What is it?" "That last trip, how many slap did you get?" "What's this?" "Self-defense." " Really, Safety?" " Yup." "Go." " Go." "Where are you going?" "Go here.." "Translated by Google Translate and Edited by Grave Logan"