"They say you always reap what you sow 300 years ago your village ancestor killed all the soldiers on board a ship and took all of the Emperor's treasures" "You, those live on the loot will suffer in calamity ln addition to the crew's ghosts you face too the wrath of Shih Huang Ti whose corpse was on the ship" "The times have wakened him up a bit" "Luckily, he has been weighed down by a magic sword" "But today the curse on you made 3 centuries ago may be fulfilled now" "What do you say, Priest?" "A good pomelo doesn't sink, nor does rice" "Village Elder, with angry souls around things might happen" "An opera show on the anniversary may keep evil spirits at bay" "Well, let's proceed accordingly" "Hsiang, why aren't yo in bed?" "Go to sleep lt's very late now" "Be nice and sleep I'll take you to Hong Kong shopping tomorrow" "Close your eyes, or I won't take you out then" "Put down the pig cage" "After Tsung died, we've been taking care of you  your son I'm now punishing you not because you teased men but because you leaked our village secret to outsiders" "What have you to say now?" "Granduncle, take care of my son for the sake of Tsung, please" "Uncle Piao, he's that tramp's adulterer" "Get some money from the Rural Committee tomorrow and have someone in HK finish him off" "We the 3 families of Yang, Li, Chien all count on you" "Good" "Chia-shu Yes, Uncle Piao?" "Do a clean-cut job with the corpse of Tsung's wife to avoid the suspicion of that nosey policeman Shih" "Don't worry ls he digging out the weed at the back slope now?" "No, his assistant Chen Lung-shih's doing it" "What is he up to?" "Good" "Won't you go with me to HK after work, Hua?" "Sorry, I've to cook soup for Shih" "Him, again?" "What has he got to attract you?" "It's him" "Shih?" "Did your village grow drugs for trafficking?" "What?" "Our village is too rich to do that" "Seems it's rich without anyone working." "Why?" "Either you deal in drugs, or prostitution" "Any proof?" "You talk tough, but Shih may interrogate you in a minute" "Don't threaten me." "There is law in Hong Kong" "Cut my hair and I'll sue you in the Rural Committee and level down your police station" "Sir" "You enjoy pulling down my police station?" "Right, don't ever release me if you've the guts" "Once out, I'll sue you for illegal detention" "Well, I won't ever let you out" "Creep!" "Where are the drugs grown?" "Are you out of your mind?" "I'll beat you out of your wits" "Are you going to confess?" "No idea" "No?" "No?" "Confess it I don't know" "Creep!" "What a cruel dream" "Even running out of matches." "Finance us" "There are only three persons in this police station" "Hua Yes?" "What kind of chicken broth for today?" "I've arranged a mahjong game for myself I'm rushing for the next ferry to HK" "Leaving behind two cigarette stubs for me?" "You're definitely the worst policeman" "Sir, we've got some info l've found... I'm off" "Sir, you're right, they do grow drugs here Look, isn't it marijuana?" "Let me smell it" "Many such plants at the back slope I've never seen such a genus Go in and taste it" "Sir, I got diarrhoea after trying it seven times" "That ancient Chinese doctor tried even more Go in" "Sir, it's not fair" "You may get bad luck" "So seious?" "Why not?" "Bought with money from drug-trafficking" "Have you got any tip-off?" "Yes, a ship named Harvest Theatrical Troupe is mooring" "Many big and small cases are offloading" "You know what I mean, sir?" "Don't you?" "They must be theatrical costumes Even a moron knows it" "Wrong, the troupe could be a cover-up only Drug-trafficking in the name of the troupe" "All those cases are drugs, idiot!" "Next time come to the point when speaking to me" "You've brought me shame Sorry, sir" "Tell Chen Lung-shin to come here Where's he?" "He's testing something new inside" "This is Snake Gall herb, it's poison lt's exciting" "Salute." "Fate puts us together" "Keep off" "Why are you sweeping it toward me?" "To remind you even when female leads are getting scarcer" "You simply wont' get her star role" "Wait till she retires at 80, maybe" "Don't put me down." "You can never tell" "Well, pray to God that disaster befalls her and you take her place, idiot" "Miss Master" "Miss, going to the temple?" "You bastard!" "Why?" "Still mad at your wife Mei?" "I found a love letter in her pocket I'll kill her if I have proof" "Proof or no proof, just kill her I feel sorry for you" "Spring breeze bring life to old trees" "How can I, youthful and virile, resist the temptation?" "Mr Lin, what's this word?" "Cheng Cheng?" "Cheng Cheng Daily" "Mr Lin, you look excited I might as well tell you Excited' is hardly the word" "You should say in a romantic mood." "Understand?" "Yes, the looks tell it" "Right." "What do you prefer?" "Girls or sports shoes?" "Girls" "Dirty boy." "Why?" "I outgrow shoes, but not girls" "Ma, you're chatting again and not studying" "Lin, I paid you to teach my son not to chat with him" "Yesterday I asked him how to pronounce Daddy He said Gorilla." "How did you teach him?" "He hs a poor memory  can't digest the knowledge lf he does, he needs no tutor" "How's he getting on in English taught by you?" "When we go overseas we need him to guide us" "Ma, show me what he's taught you" "Oh, your father is a fat pig!" "What does that mean?" "A compliment, it means Thank you" "Good." "Teach him more Ma, here's something nice" "Of course!" "You bastard!" "What does that mean?" "It means Certainly" "Your father is a fat pig!" "No, should be Your father is a fat pig!" "You have a good memory Of course!" "You bastard!" "Ma, I'll teach you something new today What?" "My father is a bastard!" "Go now" "Go out" "Don't bring shame, go now" "Permit me to leave" "Sex friend Who's it?" "Male lead Ping" "Try to keep him from bothering me That's easy" "Sister" "So you're pregnant Who's pregnant?" "Abort it" "Sister, I..." "What?" "You think Master was responsible?" "Master ls it the Master?" "Right, that old sex fiend did it Since he was jilted he raped Chiu every day" "How do you know so much about him?" "I'm the on who jilted him" "You must thank me for your star role" "Had I not turned him down I wouldn't have become a mere extra" "Master I didn't mean it." "Please don't take offence" "Was I everjilted by you?" "No, I was jilted by you" "Did you turn me down?" "Never. I'd have jumped at your word" "Stop dreaming. I won't be so tasteless" "Don't disparage me. I may not be a beauty but I'm a sweet eighteen" "Still eighteen?" "Plus two years" "Pshaw. I shaved 10 years from your papers Don't let it out" "So what?" "No man would care to help you if you fell" "Master, didn't you help me?" "Yes, I did" "Where do you come from?" "The Police Station" "Are you a yamen functionary?" "No, I'm a policeman" "Police Police" "What's wrong?" "Good!" "Police" "A policeman wrapped up liked that?" "I've come..." "I've fallen in love" "Great, great" "Miss, are you all right?" "Love is sweetness after bitterness" "Are you all right?" "Get up" "I'm Shin Chun the sergeant in this village" "That one gazing at her chest is my assistant, Sergeant Li Ching-wen my nickname is Big Bertha" "That one wrapped up is my No.2 ssistant Chen Lung-shih" "We three take charge of security here Just tell us if you have any trouble" "Are you an alien?" "Do I look like an alien?" "Why are your eyes and face greenish?" "I didn't mean to" "But if you make trouble or break the law We three will never let you go" "Nothing can be hidden from us" "We've had a tip-off why you came here to perform" "Tip-off?" "You don't believe it?" "Don't!" "Don't burst it!" "Stay where you are ls your chest all right?" "I hurt my finger" "The bruise is OK, but that kick is uncalled for" "Let me have a look at it" "My chest doesn't hurt, my finger does" "Fingers could hurt badly, let me have a close look" "Keep away, sex maniac" "You understand me well on this our 1st meeting" "Master, she's seducing men" "Tramp, tramp" "You fight in my presence in broad daylight What'a up?" "Don't tell him for the sake of our troupe" "Something wrong with this troupe, as I expected" "Master, don't worry Bad reputation hurts business" "Confess, or come with me to the station Aren't you going to confess?" "Don't worry I'll call my lawyer to come right away" "You'll be bailed out not later than tomorrow" "Fuck you!" "You bastard!" "You threaten me?" "That's a compliment, I've just learnt it" "A compliment?" "3301, bring this woman back" "You're so nice to me." "Let's go home No, let's return to the police station" "Chen Lung-shih, take him along" "What about my opera tonight?" "Do you want me to contact Chu Feng Ming?" "Go" "The leading actresses?" "Beg me, and I'll help you" "You be the star tonight" "Master, I was only joking l was only joking." "Let me play it" "Beg me and I'll let you play the role What do you want to hear?" "Michael Jackson" "You did well with your spear today Thank you" "You've your wish fulfilled But my wish is not" "What do you want now?" "Action, not words How?" "I met a foreign inspector today lt's not bad to emigrate to Bangla Desh ls Bangla Desh in the U.S.A?" "Yes" "Have you fixed everything?" "Did your girlfriend chest you?" "There isn't any building, let alone pagodas" "Hsiu got the treasure map finally She couldn't have cheated us" "Plum blossoms in the south of the village Water keeps dripping from the rocks" "Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains Flowing water from the south of the village" "A song?" "You sing only in Karaoke" "Listen, the first couplet guides you to the pagoda" "The last one shows you how the open sesame." "Understand?" "Why didn't they simply draw up a map?" "The idea is to keep it secret But you wouldn't know it's a treasure map" "Open up" "A stomach-ache?" "What about you?" "Must have to do with the food tonight" "Wait, I can't hold on" "A stomach-ache too?" "Yes" "How could you two do it together?" "My ass is small Master, it's OK with me, not with you" "You can go in now" "Don't close it." "Let's do it together" "What's wrong?" "All over my feet I couldn't help it" "A small ass is an asset" "Make advances if you like her I can't." "She thought I was a foreigner" "Hood your head and she won't know" "Chen Lung-shih, go with me to the theater Yes, sir" "Here it is We're lucky" "Go down" "This emblem is the entrance ls it?" "Bring the hoe" "We're lucky" "Let's go together to find the priest lt really looks like Rebecca" "So he know I'm the White Snake?" "Seven persons together?" "No more space." "Go to the manure bridge to do it" "Manure Bridge" "You know where Manure Bridge is?" "Over there" "Move away the obstructing root of the big tree" "Make room for me;" "I can't hold on" "What?" "All over my head" "Ghost!" "Sorry" "How strange, sir" "We watched them all night and they were all defecating" "Defecating or wiping it off One finished and another followed" "What do you think, sir?" "Something wrong with the droppings Right, I'll go and get the stool for a test" "Well done Yes" "The priest is here" "Bad, I must go to the toilet" "What are you doing?" "What kind of song shall I sing?" "No idea." "Just be flexible Take it that she's brooding" "Oh, no, the intermittent pains" "Could be a set-up" "Maybe it's coming soon" "A child for White Snake?" "She's mixing up the roles" "Ching, I'm going to give birth" "Hold it, Miss Miss, wait for me I can't, it's coming" "Can't you hold off for a few more minutes lt's be a mess if I waited any longer Come here. I want to talk to you I need it" "Really?" "It's welling out" "Really?" "Any second" "Fix things up at once" "Just, keep calm. I'll come out after I finish" "No, after the delivery" "Make way, I need it urgently" "At this very moment?" "I need the toilet too." "Take my place" "Ghost!" "What now?" "I don't know" "What a relief I feel dizzy." "Come bck quickly, sister" "Where are they?" "Doing the same thing as you did" "Go out and surrender to the pagoda, or die" "Uncle Sheng, as I said, you can never tell Bitch!" "Ching" "Ching, I'm back" "Good, or I can't hold on anymore" "You bloody monk, I'll fight you now..." "What are you up to again, Miss?" "I guess it's twins Are you sure?" "I'm going to deliver again Wait" "Me..." "I must deliver too" "Why so many childbirths?" "Possesed?" "What's wrong?" "What are you doing?" "I have to give birth again" "Could you be pregnant?" "Frankly, I've been intimate with Master and I got pregnant as a result" "Priest, where are you going?" "To give birth too" "A monk giving birth?" "What's wrong?" "Nonsense." "Where were we?" "The priest giving birth" "The priest giving birth, what a mess Put on a hasty finale" "Come and give a hand quickly" "Move away the foot of the bear quickly ls the wiring up there fixed?" "Okay" "Be careful" "Already the end, why doing it so seriously?" "This is the treasure map of the pagoda inside is the key of entry" "The richest family." "Private property" "Master, oh, no, someone's got killed" "Not my fault;" "I didn't kill him" "And he was not our man" "Were you speaking?" "Yes I know everybody in this village plus the owner of those dogs I've never seen such a man Are you trying to clean yourself?" "I really don't know him Nosenses, I never saw him before" "Well, you won't confess and I've no proof now" "But you mustn't leave here but must answer calls I've got the evidence at last, sir What evidence?" "They were defecating randomly on the slope" "Bring the droppings as evidence" "Goodbye, Johnny I'm not Johnny, I'm Richard" "Bye-bye, Richard Richard?" "With this treasure map, we're going to be rich" "We can't read, it's useless to us Just consult Lin" "No way" "We can't let him know our secret Right" "What are you doing?" "What's this character?" "Mei" "And this?" "Tao" "And this?" "Ti" "And this?" "Show me." "What a nuisance" "Come on, I'm going to sleep Okay" "Shui, Hua, Fu, Chu Sounds like an incantation" "Plum blossoms in the south of the village Water keeps dripping from the rocks" "Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains Flowing water from the south of the village" "Hunchback seeks a pearl." "He is helped by 8 demigods 2 Yi begets 4 quadrants." "Chien turns and Kun moves" "Private property." "The richest family" "Let's make it clear first it's a 30/70 split" "You 30% and we 70% Okay" "Well, let me sit down first lt's too dark now." "Let's come again in the day" "No, everybody will see it in broad daylight I've found it Where?" "This passage means the plum is in the south of the village" "Everybody knows that" "This means the plum is stone plum" "Look at the stone bench I'm on lt's a fa" "Doesn't it look like a plum?" "It really does" "Chiu, you really are smart What does the next passage mean?" "Damn you I paid for your brains." "Don't just ask questions I'll force you to take shit Damn your lung" "Damn your kidney Now it's changed to a 20/80 split" "Now you've an additional cut." "Try to think" "This is easy" "Water drips from the rocks means a place with water I now hear sounds of drippings" "You, toilet Peeping Tom!" "It sounds like pouring water Now I'm getting wet because of you lt's unlucky" "Know where there are water drippings?" "Water drippings?" "Lie on the stone table and you know where the water comes from" "I know now Where?" "Now it's changed to a 10/90 split Chiu, over there" "Penalty for passing water?" "Water keeps dripping from the rocks That's the place." "Go up along the falls" "Mists and clouds rise up the high mountains" "Flowing water from the south of the village" "Come on" "Private property The richest family" "This time we're going to be rich" "This octagram has keyholes" "Another cave here." "What could it be?" "Dropped the earrings!" "It's so deep down there" "How could it echo so many times?" "What's so funny?" "It's a pagoda" "Remember that man's last words about a pagoda?" "This hole is too small for people to get in" "Right, I couldn't find the entrance anywhere." "What now?" "I know Well, come to the point" "Remember those unsolved word puzzles?" "Solve them now" "Hunchback seeks a pearl." "He is helped by 8 demigods 2 Yi begets 4 quadrants." "Chien turns and Kun moves" "The last 2 passages are linked with the octagram" "The first 2 wants us to get a hunchback to seek a pearl" "Then get the help of 8 demigods obviously there are no such persons" "Let's try tomorrow morning." "Let's come again tomorrow night lt makes sense." "Let's go Let's go I've got entangled Wait for me" "Why's there still no hunchbag now?" "Don't mispronounce, should be hunchback" "You're illiterate He's insulting you" "Take care lt's for you Thank you" "Does this year holds no prospect of marriage?" "Yes, but not love You'll have a romantic encounter soon lt's better than none Thank you." "Take care" "A hunchback Sir" "It's fulfilled What?" "I've found you at last Let's be straight." "Make an offer" "Two of you?" "No, three" "He's useless to me." "Just the two of you lt makes no difference." "We know the heavenly secret now" "The two prostitutes know that I'm lucky in love lt's Heaven's will and we mustn't go against it" "How much?" "3000" "$3,000?" "$5,000, $5,000" "OK, that's a deal." "Don't change your mind" "Show it to enlighten us." "OK?" "Over here?" "Right, right, don't let the others see it Let me check in the back alley I'm a customer;" "I need no check-up" "Don't take me for a whore I take you for a procuress, and her for a whore" "Me, a whore, you bloody pimp?" "You're a pimp, not me" "You son of a bitch!" "What's wrong?" "Forget it" "But you do look like a pimp Right" "See that fire pearl in the crack?" "Yes, and the 8 demigods beside it" "Hunchback seeks a pearl." "He is helped by 8 demigods" "Right" "Right?" "What about a 40/60 split?" "No, I found the hunchback first Let's split 20/80" "Damn you, bitch, don't try to take advantage You're trying to take advantage" "Quiet!" "Let's look for the pearl tonight." "Such a long time?" "Hurry up" "Follow them" "What now?" "We must play for it in a literal sense" "Yes, pray for it Pray?" "To seek divine help?" "It doesn't work Let me" "Goddess Kuan Yin, Buddha, Jade Emperor Please lend us the pearl" "You're not devout enough." "Let me" "A sweet smile doesn't mean you're devout" "A surprise attack" "Damn you." "Let's go" "The octagram is full of changes" "Remember, 2 Yi begets 4 quadrants which begets the octagram" "This is the emblem of 2 Yi." "Stab it Come on" "Watch out!" "Okay!" "Yes" "Turn it lt doesn't work Turn the other side" "So those drugs are hidden over here" "Harder lt works" "What sound is that?" "I know What?" "The platform is going to collapse" "Go now Hold it" "Don't you feel the presence of others besides the three of us?" "Yes, I heard some strange sounds too" "There's a cave" "The sounds seem to have come from that wall." "Go over" "Time's up." "Follow me." "Go up" "There seems to be two hidden layers" "Maybe gems are hidden over there" "Superb if it was true Have a look and you'll see" "To jump from such a height?" "Let me help you, sir" "Don't move, I'm police" "Sir Master" "You're shivering." "Did you do something bad?" "You..." "No, turn around lt's my assistant Chen Lung-shih only" "What has become of him?" "He's in such shape I'm here, sir You're here?" "Support it for me I support you" "I'll take your life" "Shoot him" "Don't fight between yourselves" "Luckily I'm all right" "Luckily I'll all right, thanks to my brothers" "Don't put sex before friendship" "Tricks?" "Let's go down and hide" "You've been following me the whole day long" "Don't be so passionate" "A green-faced ghost What ghost?" "A green-headed boy?" "Why did you pass yourself off as a foreigner?" "I didn't" "Don't speak to me. I hate people who cheat" "Master, why have you come to this pagoda to look for me?" "A pagoda?" "She had a slip of the tongue" "Time for me to hit back You slut, you tramp" "I see." "He needs the moonlight to survive." "Without it the withers lf it keep on, I'd wither too" "He can't move" "Disrobe and use it to shade the moonlight" "Come on quick" "Hurry up" "He's got away" "Run now He's keeping up" "Run" "Excuse me" "What a big hoax" "Luckily I'm all right" "Damn you; you scare me; damn you!" "Sister, help me" "Moustache, help me!" "Never" "Your clothes?" "Over there" "How strange" "He stopped moving once I squeezed his ass Could he be an ass ghost?" "Try" "I'll help you, sir" "Don't, you wear nothing inside What then?" "Behind Ahead" "Did you undress to help me, Chiu?" "No, Sister did, not me" "Master" "Master, you've seen my whole body I'm yours forever" "Not me alone, Chen Lung-shih saw it too" "That's so ugly. I won't take it seriously I only have eyes for Chiu" "Don't shirk the responsibility, master I must I've had no carnal knowledge of you lt's no problem" "Lin, help me" "Keep away!" "Help me!" "Why didn't you stop that?" "I don't want to get myself involved" "You're in my arms again, master?" "Come on" "Good!" "It was only my clothes that touched you" "Let me undress again then" "You enjoy so much doing that?" "I'm open-minded" "What does it say?" "Come here" "What does it say?" "I don't understand a word of it" "A fierce ghost is out to get the Chiens, Lis and Yangs" "Let's notify the three families at once" "Listen, let's scatter to inform their elders You go to the Lis" "You, the Chiens Me, the Yangs" "Good, I'll keep you company I'll keep you company" "What about me?" "Who'll accompany me?" "Damn you, ass ghost" "We're in for trouble" "There's trouble with that private property" "The corpse of Shih Huang Ti must have broken out I'm taping this, hoping for help" "Bad!" "Go and notify them now" "Darling" "Hear the sounds of strange outside?" "No" "No?" "It's clearly audible." "Could it be burglers?" "I'm so rich I don't mind Go to sleep" "Darling, hear that?" "Darling, the sounds Get up" "What?" "Sounds again, listen You're crazy" "How horrible!" "The whole Huang family have died" "Aren't we looking for the Lis Why are we now at the Huangs?" "I planned to call the Liz from the Huangs" "You're a chicken, you can't be police" "Miss, I'm a policeman, not a superman" "Anyone would've been frigthtened by such a tragedy" "Wonder how it's going over there You want to go there and see?" "My finger!" "It's opened Go in" "Don't go in Stay here if you're afraid" "I must notify Chen Lung-shih" "Where's he?" "Oh, no!" "What now?" "Play dead" "No, safer to get covered" "Who did it?" "So you're playing dead again" "That's the only way to hide from him" "Those things are stupid." "Don't even move" "Don't ever move" "Don't take advantage of me" "What?" "I'm after all a teacher I have brains" "Brains without sexual desire?" "Yes, but not for you" "Why are you acting this way then?" "What?" "You're reacting" "What recation?" "The reaction to crushing a female" "How does a man react to that?" "You're hard" "Me hard?" "Me hard?" "Don't deny, such a big thing over me" "Big?" "You must be kidding Few girls ever praise me for that" "Enough, now the navel, now the chest?" "Already up to the chest?" "Bad, what if I can't get it back?" "Up to the neck" "Really gigantic, let me have a look" "Much smaller than I imagined" "A rat, help me!" "How can I, a corpse, help you?" "Don't" "Help!" "I'm a corpse." "How can I help you?" "How horrible, how painful" "Not so loud, or they'll discover us" "Just releax Don't take it for rat" "Take it for your sweetheart caressing and Kissing in romantic mood" "My sweetheart seldom kisses my ass" "She nor my hair" "Are you all right now?" "Yes. lt'll go away once it's had enough lt's just like a second birth" "You're lucky, you've only one lover Me, I have one pair" "No, there are three of them" "Well, if one comes after another it could become one big happy family" "Right, your mother-in-law and relatives are here to see you" "My mother-in-law is not here with me" "They've all come to my place" "Right, yours is big and airy Take good care of them" "There are over a dozen of them" "Take it that you're wearing a fur then" "You'd better put it on yourself I'm taking it for a carpet" "Well, that thing has left" "There's still one inside me One?" "Where?" "Help me, it's down below" "Lower, lower" "Enough" "Making love with her with dresses on I was catching a rat for her" "Don't take me for a nut." "Where's the rat?" "There's one inside your pants." "Have a look inside my pants?" "Oh, I'm late!" "Uncle Yang's two grandchildren Fen and Chang Where's Uncle Yang?" "Uncle Yang" "A recorder" "Master, come out Yes?" "I've found a recorder." "Have a look" "There's trouble at that privat property." "The corpse of Shih Huang Ti has broken out I'm taping this, hoping for help" "They're wicked." "They not only cut off the telephone line but sunk the boat by cutting off the rope So we couldn't get out of Hong Kong" "Luckily Master came up with the idea of a raft" "Balsy, you look dead?" "You hav eballs to play as long as you're alive lt's not that easy You think it's easy to find superballs?" "I was away for the toilet and returned to see that creature had torn off her breasts" "Balls, when can I find another one like you?" "What happened to you?" "I was bitten by a snake" "A cobra?" "It's poisonous Let me suck it for you" "Good personality comes first;" "never mind the nationality" "Once we get the magic sword, we can wipe out the corpse of Shih Huang Ti" "Okay, the poison's gone I'm deeply grateful to you, Charcoal Head" "Charocal Head?" "I must have sucked the snake poison am I dying?" "Don't worry." "Last time you took the snake gall herbs it couldn't neutralized the poison." "Keep calm I may change color again if I take something wrong" "That makes life more colorful" "You come here for a while Master stand still and listen" "I know how to wipe out the corpse of Shin Huang Ti I'll stay to cope with him." "You may leve if you prefer." "Chun, I'll stay to keep you company" "Chen Lung-shih, what about you?" "Yes, sir i'm also a Royal HK policeman, I'll stay" "What about you, 3301?" "I'll get justie for the balls" "I'm sorry, I'm dirty, cheap shameless and incapable" "Sorry I'll send for the armed forces upon my return to HK lf it doesn't work, the 27th Army may be Long live freedom" "Long live freedom" "Chien said this is the corpse of Shih Huang Ti" "He's helped by the sun and moon and is indestructible" "A mahogany sword or a spell can't overpower him" "Get the magic sword and 3 coins and you can kill him by nullifying his power" "Then he'll never reincarnate" "Why do we need the coins, sir?" "The coins will break his spirit" "Only by putting them into his mouth can the sword be effective." "Understand?" "Yes Wait for me" "Why are you coming back?" "Wait for me" "Wonder who made that raft?" "It broke when hit by waves" "Luckily I swam ashore in time" "What are your plans?" "Plans?" "To marry your mammy to be your daddy and have a son to be your halfbrother Go now, brat." "Would you marry my mammy?" "Yes" "Long live freedom" "I thought you returned to get your gun Why have you brought a hoe?" "To dig potatoes?" "Just for emergency needs, understand?" "What are you doing?" "What have I done?" "You look so silly" "How come?" "Incredible" "Hear any strange sounds?" "What?" "What sounds?" "I was breaking wind." "Luckily you didn't hear it" "is Chien reliable, sir?" "We have no other choice We're finished if we can't get the sword" "Go down" "How clumsy you are" "Must be very deep, sir ls it?" "How deep?" "We can make proper plans if we know how deep it is" "You go down then" "Master" "What do you say?" "At least three cushions" "Three cushions?" "You go down then" "There are now 4 cushions, Chiu, let's go down" "What's this?" "Are you all right?" "Yes" "Very high lt would be fatal to fall" "Lots of snakes!" "Really lots of snakes!" "Sir" "Watch out!" "Keep calm. I'm all right" "Are you all right, master?" "Crazy Not me, him" "What's wrong?" "Just now he..." "Stop making fun You crazy!" "Again You dropped the coins, bungling fool" "Could it be the effect of the snake poison?" "Here it is, it's booby-trapped" "Chen, see if there's a hidden triangular switch springing out from the side Yes, sir" "Yes, sir!" "There's a hidden switch" "Just as Chien told us Chen, you must push it, not pull it" "Yes, sir" "Don't ever pull back Yes, sir" "What happened?" "I don't know" "The wall's moving towards us" "What now?" "Jump over, quickly" "Help!" "Excuse me" "I'm coming again" "How horrible!" "Let's jump together" "Chiu, give me your hand quickly" "You go, never mind me" "A boulder is coming down from above" "Behind us are two holes" "Chiu" "The last chance, go now" "Finished" "Don't look down if you're afraid" "Luckily I was pulling at your belt lt is not the belt" "All right" "Fixed" "Use my hed and it works At worst I'll sacrifice my legs" "Ai Lang-his is coming soon" "Why's that rock being pulled out?" "It's coming out again?" "Chen Lung-shih" "Watch out" "Keep an eye on him." "Hit him if anything happens" "We'll do it, sir, don't worry" "Quiet, or I'll sock you" "Gas, and it makes sounds Well, beat him" "According to Chien l-mao, there's in the water cave a key to the treasure lt's inside a tunnel" "Only they key, opens door to the treasure room" "Why didn't you bring the scubba outfit?" "You're trying to get me fixed!" "I've brought them I have a few goggles." "Do you want them?" "They're better than none Give me one, master" "Master, let's match up in water frolics" "To frolic in water with her?" "You go down first" "Me first?" "I can see he can't swim" "Master, can't you swim?" "No" "Don't worry, I'll show you how to hold breath" "Look" "Sister" "Such a burly man can't swim, what a shame I'd kill myself in shame if I were you Nonsense" "Oh, sister's still below I can't leave her behind" "There seems to be a tunnel over there Let's go and have a look" "Should be there" "The keyhole is here" "Why doesn't it move?" "There's no reaction" "This time we're going to be rich" "We're rich" "The coins?" "The magic sword" "You're breaking wind again?" "No, not me this time" "You then?" "Yes" "He speaks." "He must be beaten" "What's wrong?" "I told you not to be greedy" "Now you hit the trap and it's collapsing." "Run now" "Are we forsaking the gold then?" "You can't live to own it." "Run" "Come on up" "Oh, even the gold ingot has dropped Forget it" "Hurry up" "Go over" "Come over Watch up" "Come over" "Master, I'll follow you" "Run, run quickly" "Nothing can baffle me..." "Where's that thing now?" "Could he have got the news of our having got the sword?" "Good, the love-hate relationship's over now" "Let's get back to HK and some women" "That's too bad for the balls" "But you can preserve your life So long as you have hands, you can get them" "You want to know if he's there?" "Easy How?" "He's already left." "No point in finding him" "Keep away?" "How's it?" "Just now we sneaked into the village and he couldn't possibly know we're here" "But if we shout, he'll appear for sure" "Right" "Don't!" "How horrible" "Ass ghost?" "Chop him Another one has fled." "Follow him" "I am stronger than him" "This will get your life" "He can't fly now" "I'm invincible in the whole world" "That monster's got berserk after taking that coin" "What then?" "We still have to put two more in How can we get close to it?" "The sword is with him" "Listen, scholars meddling in politics and gatherings" "Shall all be buried alive" "Try to repeat history by stabbing the emperor" "Let's get close to him to get back the sword" "You really are smart, sir" "How come there's a sheet of red clouds from afar" "Must be the burned down Wupang Palace" "Long, long live Your Majesty" "Greetings to Your Majesty" "Hsu Fu saluting Your Majesty" "Hsu Fu?" "What's Hsu Foo to you?" "Godbrother lsn't he younger than and under you?" "Yes" "Bush, King of the Tartars, saluting Your Majesty" "This is the elixir I brought from the East lt suits me perfectly" "Prince Tan orders me to offer his kingdom to you I've already taken it." "What more territory have you got?" "Prine Tan forgot these" "Kowloon, Hong Kong, Sai Yeung Choy Street, Argyle Street" "What's this?" "The Financial Center I don't understand what you mean but I'll take anything good" "Yes, Your Majesty I stare, holding a lute alone I, Hung Hsien-nu..." "no, Wang Chao-chun, saluting Your Majesty" "Didn't you marry into the tartars?" "Sire, just make believe I'm remarried I, Chao Fei-yen, saluting Your Majesty" "And you?" "I, Yang Yu-huan" "A royal concubine taking a bath?" "Precisely, what a shame" "Sire, this is the best place in the world Ethiopia?" "Yes, the people are well fed and clothed And this suits men best" "Li Chih?" "No, Chile" "What good is Chile?" "Anything wrong with you?" "Well, bite with your teeth, stupid" "Don't put anything into your mouth This one is it" "So big?" "You think my teeth are steel?" "Come on, bite" "Come here" "Go now" "Let it burn for a long time I'll give you a chance to sit beside the throne" "She's the most beautiful" "Yes, Your Majesty, she's the most beautiful" "She's the most beautiful" "Sire Cheers" "Drink Bring wine" "Cheers Drink, Your Majesty" "Good, but you must kiss me first" "Kiss you?" "Very well, you drink first" "Drink, drink now." "Come on" "Drink it now, sire, then she'll kiss you" "Your buttock's emitting smoke" "Lend it to me to put out the fire" "Sire, what's there to see?" "Have a kiss first Kiss, kiss" "Don't" "Hurry up" "Kiss him." "Many yearned for it in vain" "You go and kiss him then" "Me?" "You've your wish fulfilled" "Please continue for the good of all" "I give up" "Don't give up; it could be fatal" "Sire, give up, as they've said so" "Don't you like it?" "My first kiss, be brave" "Come quickly and insert the last coin" "Feel my chest?" "I'll feel you" "None of you bastards helped me!" "Sire, the sword, chop them dead" "Sire, you really are unsurpassed I'm ready to be your slave all my life" "We're sworn brothers" "Lock him up and bring him back" "Right, lock him up" "Good, I'll count on you" "Don't be afraid." "Be brave and let's do it together" "Good" "Retract head, feet" "Well, just go on, but don't make fun of me" "He lent me this gun lt's no concern of mine" "Sister" "Unsheathe it" "Sheathe it" "Master, how's it?" "Come on" "Why can't it be untied after such a long time?" "So he's afraid of electricity." "Untie the red cloth quickly" "Give me your hand I don't want it" "Seven swordsmen from Heavenly Mountains" "No, only five" "The vampire has lost his power Stand by wit the steel wiring" "We must gain air supremacy to fight him" "Electrocute him at the first opportunity." "Understand?" "Yes, sir Come on" "Your turn." "Watch out" "Electricity cable?" "Well, electrocute him" "Go down quickly to make a net" "Come on, hold it" "Master, get back the sword" "I'm in a bad way" "Don't look." "Fight if you have the nerve" "Master, you'll be in trouble if you let him go" "Let me Don't" "What?" "The Crippled Kick?" "This is King Tree's foot" "Today next year is your death anniversary" "Stop looking." "Take this kick" "Run?" "Put the coin into his mouth" "Open the mouth Are you going to open it?" "Duck" "Wait for me" "Run before the scaffold collapses." "Hurry up" "How shall I get down?" "Cling to me" "What's the matter?" "My savings in the dresser are now all gone" "Forget it, life's more important than money" "Well, we've been through thick and thin I now treat valuables as nothing" "You've never been so eloquent Chiu, what do you say?" "Since you all think so I'll give up this diamond of mine too" "Are you out of your mind?" "Don't be a fool"