"( Burlesque music playing )" "Narrator:" "TONIGHT..." "VISIT A WORKSHOP IN HAWAII" "WHERE COUPLES LEARN NEW FORMS" "OF SELF-EXPRESSION..." "All:" "YES YES YES!" "MEET A COUPLE WHOSE BUSINESS IS TO LISTEN..." "AH!" " ..." "WHILE OTHERS TALK DIRTY." "I'M GONNA DIG MY NAILS IN." "I THINK THE FILTHIER THE BETTER," "IS ALWAYS MY IDEA." "INTRODUCING YLVA..." "A LATE NIGHT HOST IN SWEDEN" "WHO OFFERS UP SOME TASTY TREATS." "Man:" "HEY!" "PICK A WINNER AS THE CONTESTANTS STRUT THEIR STUFF..." "THIS IS A CELEBRATION" "TO REMIND YOU OF HOW FREE WE ARE." "WATCH THE GIRLS WHO JUST WANT TO BE BOYS." "NOT BAD FOR A BOY." "Man:" "HEY!" "REAL STORIES, REAL PEOPLE..." "REAL SEX." "OW!" "ALL NEW, "REAL SEX."" "( woman vocalizing )" "Ylva:" "UH, "1001 NIGHTS,"." "WHICH IS THE NAME OF MY SHOW," "GIVES ME A LOT OF OPPORTUNITIES" "TO EXPRESS MYSELF." "THIS SWEDISH CABLE CHANNEL" "HERE IN STOCKHOLM WANTED TO START AN EROTIC PROGRAM." "AND THEY LOOKED FOR A HOSTESS... ( Swedish ) A HOSTESS FOR THE SHOW." "AND THEY PICKED ME." "THE SHOW IS ON THREE NIGHTS A WEEK" "AT MIDNIGHT." "AND I KNOW IT'S POPULAR" "BECAUSE WHEN I GO OUT" "ON THE TOWN AT NIGHT," "EVERYBODY RECOGNIZES ME." "THEY SAY, "HELLO, PORN QUEEN."" "THEY CALL METHE PORNO QUEEN." "ONE THING THAT I ALSO THINK" "IS GREAT FUN ABOUT MAKING A SHOW" "IS WHEN I GO OUT ON THE TOWN" "AND I VISIT SOME PLACES WHERE" "SOMETHING FUN HAPPENS." "I ONCE VISITED THIS RESTAURANT" "THAT HAD A SPANKING ROOM UPSTAIRS" "AND A LOT OF PEOPLE IN LEATHER CLOTHES." "( Man speaking Swedish )" "I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING," "I SAY SOMETIMES, BUT THAT'S, OF COURSE, A LIE." "UH, I LIKE TO DO THINGS" "THAT ARE A LITTLE BIT DARING, LIKE CLIMBING IN THE MOUNTAINS" "OR DIVING." "BUNGEE-JUMPING NAKED WAS ALSO A NICE EXPERIENCE." "( Screaming )" "I WOULD SAY I'M AN EXHIBITIONIST." "I'M REALLY AN EXHIBITIONIST." "AND WHEN I FIRST STARTED DOING IT" "I FOUND SO MUCH PLEASURE AND HAPPINESS" "AND JOY IN IT, SO I COULDN'T STOP." "I'VE BEEN GOING ON SINCE THEN." "I STUDIES PHILOSOPHY AND BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE" "AT UNIVERSITY AND AFTER THAT" "I WENT TO ART SCHOOL." "BEFORE I USED TO FEEL THAT," "WELL, YOU COULDN'T FEEL SO EROTIC" "BECAUSE IT WAS SHAMEFUL." "THEN I STARTED DOING SCULPTURING AND PAINTING" "TO EXPRESS IT, AND IT WORKED." "MY BOYFRIEND IS A PHOTOGRAPHER." "HE MAKES ALL THE PROMOTION PHOTOS OF ME" "AND SOME PHOTOS FOR DIFFERENT MAGAZINES." "AND THAT'S VERY GOOD PROMOTIONAL WORK." "( Horn toots )" "WHEN I LOOK BACK," "LIKE, 10 OR 15 YEARS AGO," "I WAS A VERY SHY PERSON." "ESPECIALLY, I COULDN'T TALK ABOUT SEX AT ALL" "BECAUSE I..." "MY PARENTS DIDN'T." "THAT WAS A FORBIDDEN MATTER." "AND MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M TALKING A LOT ABOUT IT TODAY..." "TO KIND OF COMPENSATE." "I DECIDED TO INVITE THESE TWO STRIPPERS" "TO MY SHOW BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH IN THEIR 30s," "THEY HAVE CHILDREN," "AND NOW THEY HAVE DECIDED TO START TO DO STRIP SHOWS TOGETHER." "HERE IN SWEDEN, I THINK" "WOMEN ARE VERY LIBERATED." "I THINK MANY WOMEN ARE A LITTLE BIT BISEXUAL," "ALTHOUGH MOST REPRESS IT A LOT." "AND THESE TWO GIRLS," "THEY LIKE TOUCHING EACH OTHER," "AND THEY ARE OPENLY BISEXUAL." "AND THEIR HUSBANDS DON'T MIND, SO..." "IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT." "AND I THINK MOST SWEDISH HUSBANDS WOULDN'T MIND." "THEY JUST THINK IT'S LOVELY." "THEY DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO TELL ME" "WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO ON THE SHOW," "BUT THEY ASKED ME TO INVITE A BOY" "BECAUSE THEY USED TO DO BACHELOR'S PARTIES" "AND THEY WANTED TO SHOW ME HOW THEY DID IT." "Ylva:" "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH HIM?" "ARE YOU GOING TO UNDRESS HIM COMPLETELY?" "YES, OF COURSE." " I CAN'T WATCH. ( laughing )" "Woman:" "SANDRA AND I, WE WANT IT TO BE A SURPRISE," "WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO WITH HIM." "BUT HE'S NOT HERE.YOU CAN TELL ME." " OH, OKAY." "WE'RE GOING TO DO A SOME, YOU KNOW, SOME CREAM..." "SPRAY IT OUT OVER HIM." " SOME WHIPPED CREAM?" " WHIPPED CREAM." "YES." "AND SOME CHOCOLATE SAUCE." "AND SOME RED CHERRIES." "AND THEN WE'RE GONNA EAT HIM COMPLETELY." "( All laughing )" "( girls laughing )" "Ylva:" "EVERYBODY WAS SO SHOCKED," "INCLUDING ME." "I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING" "'CAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO STOP IT." "I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE THAT WAY..." "COMPLETELY CRAZY." "AND I THINK ALL OF THE CREW" "REACTED IN THE STUDIO..." "WERE JUST STARING AT THEM," "AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THEM." "JUST SO OUTRAGEOUS." "I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT BEFORE." "AND EVEN FOR ME," "THAT I'M USED TO A WHOLE LOT," "IT'S ALMOST SHOCKING." "SO WHAT WAS IT LIKE?" "HOW DID IT FEEL?" "WAS IT GOOD?" "ARE YOU GOING TO GO AND HAVE A SHOWER NOW?" "NO." "( All laughing )" "I WANT TO ENJOY THIS MOMENT." "SAVE THIS MOMENT." "Ylva:" "I'M NOT SO MUCH UP FOR SHOCKING OR PROVOKING." "THE AUDIENCE." "I'D RATHER LIKE TO SHOW THEM THAT" "YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WANT IF YOU DO IT IN THE RIGHT WAY," "IF YOU DON'T HURT ANYBODY..." "IT'S OKAY." "( Speaking Swedish )" "( Swedish )" "Man:" "SPEED. - "REAL SEX" STREET INTERVIEWS..." "TAKE ONE." "Man:" "WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FOOD AND SEX?" "FOOD AND ANYTHING IS GREAT." "IT'S A-OKAY WITH ME, CHARLIE." "FOOD?" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" "LIKE, TO EAT?" "ON TOP OF HER?" "OH, TO PUT, LIKE, EGG SAND THINGS LIKE THAT?" "NOT EGGS BUT..." "NO, HE'S TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, WHIPPED CREAM." "OH, WHIPPED CREAM?" "YEAH, THIS IS VERY GOOD." " IT'S FUN." "IT'S FUN WHEN YOU PUT ON THE, LIKE..." "HOW YOU CALL IT?" "LE..." "ARTERIES?" "WHATEVER IT IS?" "COME ON." "WHEN YOU PUT SOME CHERRY ON TOP OF IT," "AND YOU CHEW IT." "YOU DON'T CHEW THE CLE-ARTERIES." "YOU CHEW THE CHERRY.BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU PLAY WITH YOUR TONGUES." "IT'S FUN." "YOU TIE THEIR ARMS TO THE CHAIR..." "YOU MAKE SURE THEY'RE NAKED..." "YOU PUT A TOWEL ON THE SEAT," "THEN YOU DRIP ICE CREAM SLOWLY ON THEIR BODY" "AND LICK IT A SIT MELTS OFF." "THEN YOU PUT WHIPPED CREAM ON STRATEGIC PARTS" "AND YOU ENJOY THAT.AND THEN IF YOU'RE, LIKE, REALLY GOOD," "YOU TAKE THE BLINDFOLD OFF." "I THINK THAT IF A MAN IS..." "IS A PICKY EATER," "HE'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE VERY GOOD AT ANYTHING ELSE VERY SENSUAL." "SO I'M VERY CAREFUL WHEN I SEE THEM AT THE DINNER TABLE" "AT HOW THEY..." "HOW THEY APPROACH THEIR FOOD." "WE'RE KIND OF ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF OUR SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP," "SO WE HAVEN'T..." "WE HAVEN'T EXPLORED ALL THE FOOD POSSIBILITIES." "NOT YET." " YEAH, I'M LEARNING EVEN AS WE SPEAK." "Man:" "IT CAN SEEM LIKE IT'S A GREAT RISK FOR PEOPLE." "TO COME TO A WORKSHOP WHERE THEY MAY HAVE SEX." "BUT THE SIMPLE FACT IS, PEOPLE COME" "BECAUSE SOMETHING IN THEIR LIVES ISN'T WORKING." "SO THEY'RE WANTING TO COME TO A WORKSHOP" "WHERE THEY CAN LEARN TO ENJOY INTIMACY" "AS FULLY AS POSSIBLE." "WHAT WE CREATE HERE" "IS A SPACE WHERE YOU CAN CELEBRATE" "YOUR SENSUALITY, YOUR MALENESS," "YOUR FEMALENESS, YOUR SEXUALITY," "YOUR MAN, YOUR WOMAN," "YOUR EROTICA LIVENESS." "WE KNOW THAT SOME OF YOU ARE FEELING PRETTY NERVOUS..." "Man:" "I'M ALAN LOWEN." "I'VE BEEN TEACHING WORKSHOPS FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS" "AND FOR THE PAST SEVEN OR EIGHT YEARS," "CHRISTINE AND I HAVE BEEN DEVELOPING COURSES TOGETHER." "SO ESSENTIALLY, THIS WORKSHOP'S ABOUT PLEASURE." "AND WE'RE GONNA TEACH YOU SOMETHING THAT WE CALL "THE WAVE."" "THIS IS WHAT THE WAVE LOOKS LIKE." "AT LEAST, THAT WAS WHAT THE WAVE LOOKS LIKE." "THIS IS THE WAY MEN DO IT." "AS LONG AS YOU KEEP YOUR HEAD IN CONTROL" "ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS LIKE THIS," "YOU CANNOT BE ECSTATIC." "IF YOU LOOK AT CHRISTINE NOW..." "THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HER AND ME," "SHE CAN GO INTO ECSTASY." "HER HEAD'S ROLLING OFF THE TOP OF HER SHOULDERS." "WHEN YOUR PELVIS IS REALLY ROCKING," "YOU SWING THROUGH." "YOUR ASS GOES WAY OUT BEHIND YOU," "AND THEN IT'S LIKE YOU'RE FUCKING THE UNIVERSE." "Man:" "I'M A DENTIST IN SYDNEY." "I HEAR THAT THESE WORKSHOPS HAVE NUDITY IN THEM," "YOU KNOW, AND THAT WE END UP WITH OUR CLOTHES OFF." "THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I'M COMFORTABLE WITH RIGHT NOW." "BUT I'M HOPING THAT AS IT GOES ON," "I'LL SUDDENLY THINK, "OH, THIS IS A GREAT THING TO DO."" "AND THIS..." "THE MOMENT OF REMOVING CLOTHING..." "DON'T MISS IT." "Alan:" "ONE OF THE THINGS THAT WE DO." "IS TO SEPARATE THE MEN AND THE WOMEN" "FOR USUALLY A 24-HOUR PERIOD." "THERE'S A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT THAT HAPPENS FOR MEN" "WHEN THEY'RE JUST WITH THEIR OWN SEX." "WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO EVEN FEEL TENDERNESS" "OR WARMTH TOWARDS ANOTHER MAN" "BECAUSE THERE MIGHT BE A SEXUAL ELEMENT TO IT." "Man:" "I CAME IN HERE NUDE," "I'LL PROBABLY LEAVE NUDE." "NOT A BIG DEAL." "SO EVERY MOVEMENT OF YOUR BODY IS SAYING, "I AM A MAN."" "Alan:" "I WAS WORKING FOR MY DOCTORATE AT OXFORD UNIVERSITY," "AND AT THE SAME TIME GETTING MORE AND MORE FASCINATED BY SEXUALITY" "BECAUSE IT WAS ALSO VERY ALIVE FOR ME." "REALLY, THE ONLY CHOICE I HAVE" "IS TO BE OR NOT TO BE," "LIKE MY OLD FRIEND WILLIAM USED TO SAY." "Alan:" "THEY EXPERIENCED THEMSELVES STANDING NUDE." "AMONG OTHER MEN, AND THEY CAN TRULY FIND BROTHERHOOD" "THE WAY WOMEN HAVE FOUND SISTERHOOD." "Christine:" "WHAT I FIND SO IMPORTANT." "ABOUT PEOPLE CONNECTING IN THE SAME SEX" "IS THAT, FOR THE WOMEN ESPECIALLY," "IT'S A VERY SAFE PLACE TO BE," "WHERE THEY CAN JUST BE IN THEMSELVES" "AND FEEL THEIR OWN FEMININITY." "SOMETIMES I THINK, "MY GOD, I WISH I WERE A WOMAN."" "IT'S NOT THAT I WANT TO BE A WOMAN." "IT'S THAT I SEEK THAT SAME FREEDOM AND PLAYFULNESS" "THAT I SEE WOMEN HAVE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LOOK AFTER" "MORE IN THEMSELVES THAN MEN." "Christine:" "THEY'RE DANCING FOR THEMSELVES." "THEY'RE DANCING THEIR WOMAN AS IT FEELS INSIDE," "NOT AS THEY WOULD BE LOOKED UPON." "AND THE WOMEN AROUND ARE SIMPLY ACKNOWLEDGING IT..." ""I ACKNOWLEDGE YOU, THE WOMAN YOU ARE."" "Christine:" "JUST KEEP LETTING HER EXPAND." "Woman:" "I'D LIKE TO REALLY BE INTIMATE." "WITH ALL OF MYSELF, AND USE THAT" "TO HAVE WONDERFUL ORGASMS." "Christine:" "NOT STOPPING..." "Christine:" "IT'S GREAT TO GET RECOGNITION FROM MEN." "IT'S GREAT TO GET WONDERFUL LOVEMAKING FROM MEN." "BUT YOU CAN ONLY REALLY GET THAT IF YOU'RE VERY HAPPY" "AS A WOMAN IN YOURSELF." "( All kissing )" "Alan:" "WHEN YOU'RE RELAXED IN YOURSELF AS A MAN," "AND YOU'RE RELAXED IN YOURSELF AS A WOMAN," "YOU NATURALLY ENJOY THE DANCE." "WE ARE SEXUAL BEINGS." "WE WANT TO DANCE WITH EACH OTHER." "FOR 24 HOURS, THEY HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER." "AND IT'S GIVEN THEM A VERY FRESH WAY" "OF BEING ABLE TO APPROACH THE OPPOSITE SEX." "IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU'VE SEEN EACH OTHER." "Christine:" "IT'S ALMOST LIKE THE MEN BECOME A LITTLE BIT MORE MAN." "JUST BY BEING TOGETHER LIKE THAT." "AND THE WOMEN A LITTLE BIT MORE WOMAN." "THE INITIATION CEREMONY THAT WE'RE GOING INTO NOW," "AND THAT WILL OCCUPY US FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS," "IS AN AFFIRMATION OF EACH PERSON'S SEXUALITY" "AND OF THEIR SEXUAL ALIVENESS." "EVEN THOUGH THIS CAN BE TREMENDOUSLY PLEASURABLE," "THIS IS NOT ABOUT HAVING THE ORGY OF YOUR LIFE." "Alan:" "YOU'LL BE SERVED BY THREE PEOPLE." "AND ESSENTIALLY," "THEY'RE PLEASURING YOU." "AS THE INITIATE, THE INVITATION IS..." "OPEN AND RECEIVE." "ALLOW YOURSELF TO BE TOUCHED." "AND AS THE MUSIC BEGINS," "YOU JUST MOVE INTO THE "YES."" "THE INITIATE MOVES INTO THE MIDDLE." "AND THE THREE SERVERS MOVE AROUND THEM." "Christine:" "JUST KEEP ON BEING WITH YOURSELF." "KEEP ON RECEIVING PLEASURE." "KEEP ON RECEIVING NURTURING." "AND EVERY TIME YOU BREATHE IN," "BREATHE INTO YOUR ALIVENESS," "YOUR PASSION." "SERVERS, OPEN YOUR EYES." "AND BEGIN TO GIVE ENERGY TO THEIR "YES."" "SO YOU BREAK UP THE WAVE..." "THE WAVE WILL KEEP YOU TOO SLOW." "LET THE TEMPO INCREASE." "SO YOU'RE GETTING MORE INTERCONNECTING WITH THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE." "SOMETIMES YOUR HAND IS ON THE BODY." "THE INITIATE, FEEL THE "YES" ALL THE WAY THROUGH." "YES YES!" "YES YES!" "YES YES YES YES YES YES!" "Men:" "YES YES YES YES..." "YES!" "YES YES YES YES!" "LET IT GO." "THAT'S RIGHT." "YES YES YES!" "YES YES YES YES YES!" "LET GO, LET GO.JUST BREATHE..." "DOWN TO THE GROUND." "JUST BRING THE BODY DOWN TO THE GROUND." "Alan:" "WE WANT MEN AND WOMEN TO DISCOVER." "WHAT REAL ORGASM IS..." "THAT'S IT'S A FULL, TOTAL-BODIED EXPERIENCE." "IT'S NOT JUST GENITAL." "( Woman moans )" "I NEVER FEEL LIKE A VOYEUR IN IT." "MY WATCHING IS A WAY OF CONNECTING WITH THEM," "BEING WITH THEM THERE, FEELING WHAT THEY'RE FEELING." "YEAH." " Man:" "YES." "YOU CAN TOTALLY RELAX WITH THIS" "AND FIND YOUR OWN WAY OF BEING MOST ALIVE;" "YOUR OWN VERY INTIMATE, UNIQUE WAY" "OF BEING COMPLETELY AT EASE WITH YOURSELF AND ALIVE" "AS YOU RECEIVE." "Alan:" "THE POINT OF THE INITIATION." "ISN'T THAT PEOPLE LEARN HOW TO HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME IN GROUPS." "IT'S THAT WHAT THEY LEARN IN THOSE SMALL GROUPS," "THEY TAKE BACK INTO THEIR INTIMATE RELATIONSHIPS." "AND WE ARE WILLING TO BE WITH THEM EVERY STEP OF THE WAY." "IF THEY FIND THEMSELVES WANTING TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE," "WE'LL BE THERE WITH THEM." "I DON'T HAVE A JUDGMENT ABOUT THAT." "REMEMBER, THERE'S NOTHING THAT HAS TO HAPPEN." "THERE'S NEVER ANYTHING THAT HAS TO HAPPEN." "( Whispering )" "Alan:" "IT'S AN INCREDIBLE DELIGHT FOR ME." "TO WATCH PEOPLE FALLING IN LOVE WITH BEING ALIVE," "AND BEING MALE AND BEING FEMALE." "Woman:" "LIFE ISN'T SO SERIOUS..." "THAT'S WHAT I'M TAKING HOME." "Man:" "I PERSONALLY WENT BEYOND A LOT OF MY BOUNDARIES," "JUST BEING ABLE TO BE HERE IN THIS WAY," "WHOO!" "Australian man:" "I'M TAKING HOME A LOT OF ENERGY." "WHICH I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I HAD." "Alan:" "WE ARE INNOCENT, SENSUAL, SEXUAL BEINGS," "AND WE CAN LOVE WITH INTEGRITY." ""REAL SEX," TAKE TWO." "Man:" "DO YOU LIKE TO BE DOMINANT?" "NO." "NO, I DON'T LIKE DOMINATING." "I'M KIND OF QUIET AND SUBMISSIVE." "SINCE WHEN?" "OH..." "OKAY, I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE LOST IN A PLANE IN AFRICA..." "AND I WANTED TO BE CAPTURED BY A..." "BY A..." "A TRIBE OF NATIVES AND JUST BE MADE, LIKE, A SEX SLAVE FOREVER." "I LOVE TO ROLE-PLAY." "I LOVE TO ROLE-PLAY." "Man:" "WHAT ROLE DO YOU PLAY?" "I LIKE THE ENGLISH SQUIRE..." "IN THE HAYSTACKS." " THIS IS SERIOUS." " I LIKE THE BULLSHIT ROLE." "THAT'S THE BEST ONE, MYSELF." "THE ENGLISH SQUIRE WITH A BUXOM MAID." "Woman:" "DO YOU LIKE TO ROLE-PLAY OR DRESS UP OR...?" "YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO." "AH, YEAH!" " NO, I DO." "I ACTUALLY..." "WHAT DO YOU DRESS LIKE?" "UH, THIS I'M INTERESTED TO HEAR." "I WEAR MY WIFE'S UNDERWEAR." " DO YOU REALLY?" "I SWEAR..." "I SWEAR, I'M NOT KIDDING YOU." "I DO WEAR MY WIFE'S UNDERWEAR." "OH!" " ( all hooting )" "WHAT, IS THIS WEIRD?" " WE'RE ALL LEARNING..." "WHAT?" "IS THIS SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE DOES?" "HERE SOMETIMES, BELIEVE ME, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S DIFFERENT" "BETWEEN MAN AND WOMAN.I SEE MAN, I THINK, "WOMAN,"" "AND I SEE WOMAN, I THINK, "MAN."" "Woman:" "IT'S BEEN A LONG-TERM LOVE AFFAIR WITH MYSELF." "BEING BOTH MASCULINE AND FEMININE," "IT'S ENOUGH TO KEEP ME BUSY." "PEOPLE SEE WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE." "EVEN THOUGH IT'S OBVIOUS THAT I'M A WOMAN," "THEY WILL STILL SEE A MAN." "NOT BAD FOR A BOY." "Woman ♪2:" "I THINK WOMEN INTO MALE DRAG" "IS A..." "THERE'S SOMETHING SEXY ABOUT IT," "JUST AS MEN INTO FEMALE DRAG.THERE'S A SEXUALITY" "THAT YOU CAN'T HELP." "I ALWAYS GET TURNED ON JUST GETTING INTO THESE KIND OF CLOTHES." "MEN GET TURNED ON" "BY ME BEING A GUY." "WOMEN, LESBIANS, STRAIGHT WOMEN..." "I'M DEFINITELY INTO EXPLORING DIFFERENT PERSON AS." "I RESEARCH THE PARTICULAR CHARACTER I'M GONNA DO" "FOR YEARS, AND THEY TEND TO BE VERY SEXUAL." "I'M GONNA BE A MAN TONIGHT." "MARTIN..." "HE'S A BUSINESSMAN." "YOU'VE SEEN THIS GUY AROUND A LOT." "THREE-PIECE SUIT, FEDORA," "A MUSTACHE." " ( audience hooting )" "I SMELL PUSSY." "( Women screaming )" "Woman:" "PEOPLE EITHER USUALLY LOVE HIM." "OR HATE HIM." "BUT I THINK PEOPLE TEND TO IDENTIFY WITH HIM..." "SOMEBODY EVERYBODY KNOWS." "( Mouthing low singing )" "THERE'S AN UNDERLYING VULNERABILITY" "IN THIS MACHO FACADE." "AND I THINK IT MAKES ME COMPASSIONATE WITH MEN." "( Mouthing words )" "Woman ♪3:" "SOMETIMES I..." "I PASS AS A MAN" "AND I DELIBERATELY GO OUT DRESSED AS A MAN." "TODAY I WAS DRESSING AS A WOMAN" "AND THAT'S USEFUL, YOU KNOW." "I HAVE A DAUGHTER AND I GO TO A LOT OF P.T.A. MEETINGS" "AND IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT" "IF I WENT DRESSED AS A MAN," "BECAUSE THEY'D THINK I WAS THE FATHER." "TONIGHT I'M DOING THIS CHARACTER, JACK SPRATT," "WHO'S A ROCK 'N' ROLLER." "I THINK THAT HUMAN IDENTITY" "AS IT'S BEEN DEFINED IS REALLY UP FOR GRABS." "PEOPLE ARE EXPERIMENTING." "PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE FUN." "I WAS DRESSED IN A TUXEDO ONCE" "WITH MY GIRLFRIEND..." "AND EVERYBODY TOOK US AS THIS..." "SWANKY COUPLE, YOU KNOW?" "I MEAN, THEY TREAT..." "THEY CALLED ME "SIR,"" "AND WE NEVER GOT BOTHERED BY ANYONE." "BUT SOME GUY AT THE BAR THAT WAS MESSING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND..." "I TOOK HER COAT TO THE CLOAK-ROOM," "AND WHEN I CAME BACK" "HE WAS CHATTING HER UP." "WHEN I CAME IN," "HE JUST TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME AND HE TURNED RIGHT BACK TO THE BAR." "IF WE'D BEEN TWO WOMEN THERE" "FOR THE WHOLE NIGHT, FORGET IT." "Woman:" "MY NAME IS TRASH." "I'M A PERFORMER IN NEW YORK CITY." "THE GREAT THING ABOUT DRAG IS THAT" "IT IS PLAYING WITH THE IDENTITY" "OF WHAT IT IS TO BE A BOY OR A GIRL." "TELL ME IF YOU CAN, WHAT MAKES A MAN..." "A MAN?" "THE THING I LIKE TO CONVEY WHEN DOING THIS" "IS TO SHOW THE AMBIGUITY OF GENDER" "AND JUST HOW FLEXIBLE IT IS." "IT'S ALL THERE FOR US TO PLAY WITH." "THE PEOPLE THAT APPRECIATE THIS MOST" "ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE CREATIVE MINDS," "WHO LIKE FANTASY." "THE REASON I PAINT MY MAKEUP ON" "WHEN DOING MALE DRAG" "IS TO CREATE MORE OF AN ILLUSION." "THESE CHARACTERS THAT I PORTRAY" "DERIVE FROM CHILDHOOD FANTASY" "TO CLASSIC ARCHETYPES" "TO MY HOLLYWOOD IDOLS, THAT INCLUDED PEOPLE" "SUCH AS ERROL FLYNN, VALENTINO," "DIETRICH..." "ALL THE GREATS," "THE REAL STARS." "THIS BY NO MEANS REPRESENTS" "A REAL PENIS." "IT'S MERELY AN IMPLEMENT" "AND IS CAPABLE OF PROVIDING" "SEXUAL PLEASURE." "I'M VERY COMFORTABLE WITH THE BODY THAT I'VE BEEN BORN INTO." "AND I'M VERY THANKFUL THAT I HAVE THE FLEXIBILITY" "TO PLAY WITH BOTH SIDES OF MY SEXUALITY," "BECAUSE VERY FEW PEOPLE GET TO EXPERIENCE LOVEMAKING" "EITHER AS A MANOR AS A WOMAN." "AND IT CERTAINLY IS SOMETHING THAT HAS BROUGHT ME" "A GREAT DEAL OF PLEASURE." "AND I ALWAYS LOVE WHEN STRAIGHT WOMEN SAY," "WHEN I'M UP THERE DANCING," ""YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO USE THAT THING."" "WELL, OF COURSE I DO." "IT'S MINE." "Woman ♪3:" "IN THE MALE PERSONA," "YOU GET A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF PROTECTION" "BECAUSE PEOPLE GIVE YOU SPACE." "YOU KNOW, THEY STEP ASIDE." "YOU KNOW, YOU SEE THAT." "Woman ♪4:" "EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY, "SIR," OR "SONNY,"" ""COME HERE, SONNY BOY," YOU TURN AROUND," ""YOU'RE LIKE, I GOT TITS.I'M A GIRL."" "IT IS A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF ATTITUDE" "THAT CAN GET YOU OUT OF ANY SITUATION." "I GET CRUISED BY JUST ABOUT ANYBODY AND ANYTHING," "EVERYTHING ON THE STREET," "WHICH MAKES FOR A LOT OF FUN FOR ME," "AND CONFUSES OTHER PEOPLE." ""WHO'S THE MAN?" "WHO'S THE WOMAN?"" "WHO CARES?" "SO, TOUCHE." ""REAL SEX, TAKE THREE."" "NO!" "NO, I'VE NEVER DRESSED UP AS A MAN." "NO." "'KAY, DO YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE EXCITING?" "TO DRESS UP AS A MAN" "AND SEE HOW..." "AND PLAY THAT ROLE" "AND GO OUT IN THE WORLD AS..." "THAT'S NOT A BAD THOUGHT.ACTUALLY, IT'S NOT A BAD THOUGHT." "YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER KNOW.WOULD IT BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW IT IS" "TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE AND TO SEE" "HOW THE WOMAN WOULD RESPOND TO THAT SITUATION?" "SO, IT MIGHT BE INTERESTING." "I DON'T KNOW IF I'D MAKE..." "I WOULD MAKE A GREAT GUY MAYBE." "YEAH." "I'D CALL, ACTUALLY, THE NEXT DAY." "( laughing )" "Man:" "DO YOU LIKE TO WATCH OTHER PEOPLE?" "DO YOU THINK IT'S SEXY TO WATCH OTHER..." " OH, YES!" "OH, YES." "JUST SEEING TWO PEOPLE," "YOU KNOW, HAVING SEX, IT'S..." "IT REALLY TURNS ME ON." "I DON'T KNOW WHY." "IT JUST DOES." "THE WALLS WERE SO THIN." "WE WERE IN THE CLOSET LIKE THIS, ME AND MY THREE FRIENDS," "GOING, "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?" "WHAT ARE THEY DOING?"" "WE HEAR THE BED KNOCKING AGAINST THE WALL." ""JUST LIKE A MOVIE," WE WERE SAYING TO OURSELVES." "OH, GOODNESS." ""LOOK AT THIS."AND THEY'RE GOING, "AHH AHH."OH, IT WAS BAD." "I HAD THAT PROBLEM WITH MY NEIGHBORS." "THEY START KNOCKING THE PICTURES OFF MY WALL." "AND I'LL GO UP AND LISTENIN AT THE WALL," "AND THEN I'LL GO NEXT DOOR AND TELL THEM, "HEY"," "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP.COULD YOU KEEP IT DOWN?"" "AND THEY'LL GO AHEAD AND JUST MAKE IT LOUDER." "THERE IS NOTHING SPECIFICALLY THAT TURNS ME ON." "I LIKE WHATEVER TURNS THEM ON." "I MEAN, IF THEY LIKE TO HEAR, "OOH, BABY, YOU'RE MY COWBOY,"" "THEN, YOU KNOW..." "( woman laughing )" ""OOH, BABY, YOU'RE MY COWBOY?" - "COWBOY!"" ""OH, BABY BABY, YOU'RE THE KING."" " OH, TALK DIRTY TO ME." " Man:" "LIKE WHAT?" "OH, JUST FILTH." " FILTH." "( Woman moaning )" " Man:" "THAT WAS A GOOD SAMPLE." "SO LET'S..." "LET'S GRAB THAT..." "( woman moaning )" "AND NOTATE IT." "( Woman laughing )" "Man:" "OKAY, THERE SHE STARTS..." "THERE SHE STARTS CRACKING UP..." "Woman:" "OH, THE LAUGHING IS GOOD." "WAIT A MINUTE." "OKAY, WE'LL CALL THAT SCREAM ONE..." "AND THAT?" " FOLLOWED BY LAUGH." "I..." "SUCK..." "I WOULD CALL IT," "I WOULD CALL IT, "SUCK, RIP, LAUGH."" "OKAY. "SUCK..."" "Man:" "LISA AND I MET AT A CYBERPUNK PARTY." "AND I TALKED ABOUT BEING A RECORD PRODUCER," "BEING INVOLVED IN SOUND RECORDING," "AND TALKED A LITTLE ABOUT WORKING IN VIRTUAL AUDIO." "SHE SAID, "I EDIT A NEW MAGAZINE THAT'S COMING UP..."" "AN EROTIC MAGAZINE."" "SO I SAID, "WELL, WE SHOULD MAKE TAPES TOGETHER."" "WE COULD BE AN XXX 3-D C.D."" "AND I SAID, "OH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA."" "HEY, WHERE'S THE SEX?" "Lisa:" "TODAY WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE PARTY..." "AN EROTIC PARTY, TO GET SOME SOUNDS" "FOR THE NEXT CYBORGASM, WHICH WILL BE "CYBORGASM 2."" "SO THIS IS THE MICROPHONE THAT WE'RE GOING TO USE TONIGHT" "TO RECORD EVERYONE," "AND IT LOOKS SORT OF LIKE A PERSON." "LITTLE BIT." "LIKE A HEAD AND SHOULDERS." "AND IT RECORDS THE WAY THAT WE ALL HEAR SOUND." "SO YOU'RE ALL GOING TO INTERACT WITH THIS MICROPHONE" "LIKE IT'S A REAL PERSON." "AND, SO FOR EXAMPLE, YOU MIGHT COME UP BEHIND IT" "LIKE THIS AND SAY, "I THINK YOU'RE REALLY HOT."" "WHISPER IN ITS EAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT," "OR MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T SAY THE WORD, "HOT."" "MAYBE YOU'D SAY SOMETHING ELSE." "I DON'T KNOW." "YOU WANT TO KIND OF SEDUCE THE MICROPHONE." "THAT'S BASICALLY THE OBJECT OF TONIGHT'S EXERCISE." "CAN YOU SPANK ME?" "HMM?" "Lisa:" "THE GREAT THING ABOUT CYBORGASM IS." "THAT IT'S NOT SOME SCRIPT I HAND TO AN ACTOR" "AND SAY, "HERE, READ THIS"..." "Man:" "I'D LIKE YOU..." "HERE, SUCK ON THIS." "( All laughing )" "THEY'RE STORIES THAT COME FROM PEOPLE'S HEARTS," "AND THEIR OWN EROTIC IMAGINATIONS." "WHAT'S SPECIAL ABOUT ALL OF YOU" "IS THAT YOU HAVE THAT WONDERFUL NATURAL TALENT" "TO BE REALLY DIRTY." " ALL RIGHT, ROLLING." "DOES IT GET YOU WET WHEN YOU'RE LICKED DOWN THERE" "BETWEEN YOUR LEGS?" " MM-HMM?" "READY?" " YEAH." "AND IF YOU STUCK A FINGER UP MY ASS WHILE YOU WERE LICKING ME..." "OH." "YOU'D LIKE THAT, HUH?" " UH-HUH." "Man:" "SO THE FIRST STEP IS, FIRST OF ALL," "WE HAVE TO FIND SEXY PEOPLE." "WE RECORD THEM DOING WHAT THEY DO..." "WHATEVER COMES NATURALLY." "Lisa:" "HAVING SEX, TALKING ABOUT SEX," "SEXUAL FANTASIES, PLAYING WITH SEX TOYS." " YOU NAME IT." " I DID IT IN A BAR ONCE." "YEAH, I DID IT IN A DARK CORNER." "WITH WHO?" "Lisa:" "IF YOU'RE CREATING A PRODUCT, LIKE WE'VE CREATED A C.D.," "YOU HAVE TO GIVE PEOPLE DIRECTION." "THEY WANT TO BE TOLD EXACTLY WHAT TO DO." "LIKE..." "LIKE WHAT?" "LIKE, I REALLY, YOU KNOW... "IT FEELS SO GOOD,"OR "MY PUSSY'S REALLY WET."" "OR, EITHER LIKE, "DO THIS OR THAT TO ME."" " MM-HMM." "YOU KNOW, THAT KIND OF STUFF." " OKAY." "OKAY?" "Man:" "SHE JUST WALKED OVER TO ME..." "YEAH?" " AND SHE SAT ON MY LAP," "AND I LIFTED UP HER SKIRT," "AND I PUT MY HAND UNDERNEATH HER DRESS." "UH-HUH?" " MMM, I PLAYED WITH HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE." "WAS SHE WET?" " OH, SHE WAS REALLY WET." "Lisa:" "I THINK THE FILTHIER THE BETTER." "I LIKE REALLY EXPLICIT LANGUAGE." "I LIKE TO FRIGHTEN PEOPLE A LITTLE BIT." "I REALLY LIKE TO PUSH PEOPLE'S LIMITS." "TO ME, I THINK THAT THAT'S WHAT'S SEXY." "THINGS THAT ARE DANGEROUS ARE SEXY TO ME." "I LOVE ROMANCE." "I LOVE LOVING, CARING..." "SOFT, ROMANTIC STUFF." " I LIKE ROUGH, THROW-YOU-DOWN..." "I THINK THAT'S SEXY." " RIP-YOUR-CLOTHES-OFF..." "YOU WANT SOME CANDY, LITTLE GIRL?" "I WOULDN'T MOVE TOO MUCH IF I WERE YOU." "( Girl moaning )" "IF I GET TURNED ON" "WHILE PEOPLE ARE DOING A SCENE," "THEN I THINK, "AHA, THIS WILL BE GOOD."" "( girl screams ) - ..." "WHINE," "AND GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING INSOLENCE." "JUST NEED TO BE FUCKED ALL THE TIME." "SHUT UP." "Lisa:" "WHAT DO MEN WANT TO HEAR?" "MEN WANT TO HEAR MORE LESBIAN SCENES, YOU KNOW?" "TWO GIRLS TOGETHER, THREE GIRLS TOGETHER." "LIKE, WE COULD PROBABLY DOA WHOLE C.D. OF THAT..." "THEY WANT TO HEAR STRAIGHT GIRLS WHO TURN INTO LESBIANS..." "ON TAPE." "OH, I'M BAD." "OH." "AH..." "Lisa:" "WHEN I REALLY WANT TO GET TURNED ON." "IN TERMS OF..." "IN A PHYSICAL WAY..." "WHEN I SAY, "OKAY, I'M GONNA LAY BACK NOW"" "AND, LIKE, GET OFF, I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT" "WAVES OR FLOWERS OR A PICNIC IN SOME MEADOW, YOU KNOW?" "I WANT TO THINK ABOUT, YOU KNOW, REALLY DIRTY SCENARIOS." "I WANT TO THINK ABOUT, YOU KNOW, BEING A SLUT." "I WANT TO THINK ABOUT..." "UM, LET'S SEE," "WHAT DO I THINK ABOUT?" "I'M GONNA SLIDE MY HAND UNDERNEATH YOUR STOMACH." "AND I'M GONNA FEEL YOUR COCK" "HARD AGAINST YOUR STOMACH," "PRESSING AGAINST THE BED." "I'M GONNA STROKE IT.AT THE SAME TIME..." "Lisa:" "WHEN I STARTED COLLEGE, MY DREAM WAS TO BE." "A DOCTOR, AND THEN TO BE A MIDWIFE." "KIND OF WENT BACK AND FORTH." "THEN I HAD A DRASTIC CHANGE IN PLANS..." "I WANT YOU TO ROLL OVER" "ONTO YOUR STOMACH" "AND I WANT YOU TO LAY REALLY REALLY STILL." "I THINK MY MOM WISHES THAT I..." "COULD GO INTO..." "DO A MAGAZINE ABOUT GARDENING OR SOMETHING." "BUT, YOU KNOW, "CYBERSEX?" "CYBER-WHAT?" SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND." "YOU PROMISED ME THAT ONCE WE STARTED MAKING MONEY FROM "CYBORGASM"" "THAT WE COULD TURN THE HOT TUB BACK ON AGAIN." "Man:" "OVER THE LAST SEVEN MONTHS WE'VE SOLD..." "ABOUT 30,000 COPIES OF "CYBORGASM,"" "AND WE'VE RECEIVED A LOT OF FAN MAIL." " Lisa:" "FAN MAIL." " TONS AND TONS OF FAN MAIL." "PEOPLE HAVE TOLD US WHAT THEY DO WITH "CYBORGASM"." "ONE OF THEIR FAVORITE THINGS TO DO IS TO HOOK IN TWO HEADPHONES" "TO THE C.D. PLAYER OR THE TAPE RECORDER" "AND TWO PEOPLE CAN LISTEN AT ONCE." "AND IT SEEMS TO STIMULATE THE MOMENT." "( Woman moaning )" "Ooh yeah." "My pussy's so wet." "Yeah, so wet." "Lisa:" "MY BASIC MESSAGE IS," "YOU KNOW, THAT SEX IS GOD." "IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT." "AND THAT WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THAT MESSAGE" "OUT TO PEOPLE WHO REALLY NEED TO HEAR IT, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO DO." ""REAL SEX," TAKE FOUR." "LET'S SEE, I'VE HEARD WOMEN GOING," ""AAH AAH, OH GOD." "THANK YOU!"" "AND I'VE HEARD GUYS GOING," ""AH AH AHHHH!" "I GOTTA GO."" "I HOPE NONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS ARE WATCHING." "OOH OOH AHHHH" "AHHH!" "OKAY." "( All faking orgasms )" "OH YEAH!" "I DO MAKE A LOT OF NOISE BUT HE MAKES THE LOUDEST." "OKAY?" "HE MAKES THE LOUDEST NOISE" "I EVER HEARD.YOU HEAR ME?" " NO NO." "( laughing )" "Woman:" "LIKE WHAT?" "WHAT IS IT LIKE?" "TELL ME." "HE GO..." "LIKE, YOU KNOW..." "YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY REACH THAT CLIMAX?" "HE GO, "HAAAAA," LIKE THAT." "SO..." "IT'S SO..." "IT'S SO FUNNY.YOU KNOW?" "I MEAN, I DON'T LAUGH, BUT HE MAKES A VERY LOUD NOISE." "I DON'T LIKE MEN WHO EVEN WEAR LOTS OF JEWELRY, AND..." "I DON'T LIKE THAT." "I LIKE A MAN TO LOOK..." "Woman:" "REALLY?" " ..." "AND SMELL AND FEEL AND ACT LIKE A MAN." "( laughing ) WHATEVER THAT IS." "I THINK THAT IN TODAY'S WORLD," "IT'S TIME FOR A MAN TO BE APPRECIATED FOR HIS BODY." "( Trumpet playing jazz )" "NUDITY IS GOOD.NUDITY IS BEAUTIFUL." "( Women cheering )" "MR. NUDE UNIVERSE IS A PAGEANT" "THAT BRINGS TOGETHER THE BEST OF EITHER MALE ENTERTAINERS" "OR MEN WHO WANT TO BE NUDE AND BE JUDGED" "INTO ONE AREA, WHERE WE BRING JUDGES IN FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE," "AND JUDGE THEM AND SCORE THEM." "AND THEN ON..." "AT THE END OF THE CONTEST," "WE DECLARE A WINNER FROM A LOT OF DIFFERENT CATEGORIES." "GENTLEMEN, THIS IS THE BASIS OF THE CONTEST:" "THE JUDGES GIVE YOU A SCORE FROM ONE TO 10 IN EACH COLUMN, 10 BEING THE HIGHEST THEY CAN SCORE," "ONE BEING THE LOWEST, AND THEY CAN SCORE ANY-PLACE IN BETWEEN." "THEY'RE JUDGING FOR FACE, AND THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THAT SCORE" "IS YOUR SMILE." "THE GENERAL APPEAL COLUMN" "IS YOUR SEXINESS," "YOUR SENSUALITY, YOUR WHOLESOMENESS." "WE WANT YOU TO BE HORNY AND WE WANT YOU TO BE ROMANTIC," "WE JUST DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO BE SLEAZY," "SO WE PUT "WHOLESOMENESS" IN THERE... ( men laugh )- ..." "BECAUSE YOU CAN BE ROMANTIC AND HORNY." "AND SEXY WITHOUT BEING SLEAZY." "( Women cheer )" "Woman:" "I NEED SOMEBODY ELSE OUT HERE!" "WHO ELSE IS BACK THERE?" "OKAY, I NEED ANOTHER ONE!" "CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS!" "AND WHERE IS ULTIMATE SATISFACTION?" "Woman:" "THE CONTEST IS JUDGED ON MANY MANY CATEGORIES," "SUCH AS THE HOTTEST BUNS, THE HOTTEST BODY..." "THE HORNINESS PART IS WHEN" "THEY'RE TURNING ON THE WOMEN IN THE AUDIENCE." "AND THE ONLY WAY A GUY CAN DO THAT IS TO PERFORM" "TO A WOMAN AS IF HE'S PERFORMING JUST TO HER." "SO IT'S LIKE A ROMANTIC AND PASSIONATE THING," "THAT SEXINESS, THAT..." "THE EPITOME OF MASCULINITY" "GOING OUT TO A WOMAN WHO'S SITTING THERE," "LIKE, MAYBE EXPERIENCING HER FANTASY" "WITHOUT THE PHYSICAL CONTACT." "RAMON IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST ROMANTIC-LOOKING MEN." "HE'S A SORT OF A VALENTINO TYPE." "AND HIS HOBBY IS PLAYING POOL." "AND I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE ALL THE WOMEN OUT THERE" "ARE IN HIS POCKET." "ONE OF OUR CONTESTANTS, SERGIO, IS FRENCH." "AND HE IS SO SENSUAL." "HE IS SO ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS." "THIS MAN, WHEN WE ASKED HIM, "WHAT DO YOU DO AFTER MAKING LOVE?"" "HE SAID, "TAKE A SHOWER AND HAVE A GOOD BREAKFAST."" "AND I THINK THAT MEANS, IF YOU'LL PARDON THE EXPRESSION," "HE'S BEEN UP ALL NIGHT." "Sergio:" "WOMENS, WHEN THEY COME IN THERE," "MOST OF THEM, THEY'RE SHY." "BUT WHEN THEY HAVE A COUPLE DRINKS," "THEY START TO LOSE SOME..." "THEY START FEELING BETTER" "ABOUT THEMSELF." "YOU GOTTA GO UP TO THEM" "AND MAKE THEM FEEL GOOD." "MAKE THEM FEEL WELCOME." "IT'S A..." "IT'S A FANTASY WORLD." "IT'S A FANTASY PLACE.LIKE WHEN I DO A EROTIC SHOW ON-STAGE," "I LIKE TO GET THE WOMAN..." "SO IT'S LIKE IF I WOULD MAKE LOVE TO THE CROWD." "( Camera clicks )" "Woman:" "I THINK IT'S A PLACE WHERE WOMEN COME IN." "AND THEY GET WHAT THEY CAME FOR." "THEY CAME BECAUSE THEY THINK THAT," ""I DESERVE TO BE LOOKED AT." "I DESERVE TO BE WANTED."" "AND HERE IS THIS MAN AND HE IS LOOKING AT HER," "AND HE..." "AS FAR AS SHE IN CONCERNED..." "HE WANTS HER AND HE WANTS HER RIGHT NOW," "AND, "HERE I AM AND HERE YOU ARE."" "AND IT'S LIKE..." "IT'S A THING WHERE THEY MESH." "AND THEY MESH WITHOUT EMOTION." "THEY MESH WITHOUT REAL PASSION." "THEY MESH WITHOUT ANY CONVERSATION." "I THINK THE ROMANTIC PART" "THAT MIGHT TURN THE WOMEN ON MOST" "WOULD PROBABLY BE THE WATER." "JUST HAVE SOMETHING ABOUT SEEING A GUY, YOU KNOW," "DRENCHED IN WATER." "IT'S JUST LIKE A WHOLE DIFFERENT WHOLESOME APPEARANCE." "IT'S LIKE..." "IT'S JUST A RELAXING," "FRESH OUTDOOR LOOK." "Woman:" "THIS CONTEST IS LIKE A CELEBRATION." "YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY TO TELL YOU HOW FAR YOU'VE COME IN LIFE." "THIS IS A CELEBRATION TO REMIND YOU" "OF HOW FREE WE ARE SEXUALLY AND EMOTIONALLY." "AND THIS SENSUOUSNESS THAT IS FLOWING INTO THE WOMEN" "IN THE AUDIENCE IS GOODNESS." "IT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD." "THEY HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG." "AT 1:00 OR 2:00, OR WHENEVER THIS IS OVER," "THEY GO HOME TO THEIR BOYFRIENDS, THEY GO HOME TO THEIR HUSBANDS," "AND MAYBE THEY GO HOME WITH EVEN A LITTLE BETTER FEELING ABOUT THEMSELVES." "AND THEY TAKE THAT HOME TO THE MAN THEY'RE WITH." "THE CONTEST IS JUDGED ON THEIR SEXINESS." "THEN WE GO TO THE BODY PARTS," "AND WE DO THE GENERAL BODY," "AND WE DO THE BEST HOTTEST BUNS," "AND THE BEST CHEST, AND THEN WE DO STAGE PERSONALITY." "AND THAT'S WHAT WE DO." "WE ADD IT ALL UP" "AND THAT'S THE FINAL SCORE." "Man:" "LADIES, ALL THE CONTESTANTS HAVE PERFORMED." "AND THE JUDGES HAVE PICKED THE WINNER." "Woman:" "CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS, MR. NUDE UNIVERSE 1993!" "CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS WINS!" "AND THEY ARE STANDING UP AND APPLAUDING" "AND WE LOVE IT!" "CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS WINS MR. NUDE UNIVERSE!" " WHAT DO YOU THINK, LADIES?" " ( all cheering )" "CHRISTOPHER MICHAELS, MR. NUDE UNIVERSE!" ""REAL SEX," TAKE FIVE." "Man:" "HOW DO YOU KEEP SEX EXCITING?" "WELL, I DON'T KNOW.WE JUST ALWAYS..." "ALWAYS TAKING IT A STEP AT A TIME." "SEEMS LIKE IT'S GOTTEN BETTER AS WE'VE..." "AS WE'VE BEEN WITH EACH OTHER." "HE WANTS ME TO STILL ACT LIKE I'M 18," "IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO KNOW." "KEEPING SEX EXCITING?" "WELL, JUST..." "I CAN'T EVEN SAY SEX WOULD BE BORING." "SEX IS GREAT WHEN IT'S, LIKE, GREAT RAW SEX," "BUT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON AND IT'S TERRIFIC EMOTIONALLY AS WELL." "THEN YOU HAVE, LIKE, THE PASSION, THE EMOTION," "AND, YOU KNOW, DOWN-AND-DIRTY SEX." ""REAL SEX"?" " Both:" "IT'S A WRAP." "OH OOH OOH AAAHHH!" "( music playing )" "( music playing )"