"It's going." "It's going." "Maybe we should take a break." "That's it." "I can't take it anymore I can't." "I give up." "I'm sick of struggling for survival ." "Against squirrels and earthworms, and which loser Sparrow who always take my nest." "And we sit at this stupid.. stupid .. tree." "Huh?" "What's happen?" "Guy!" "I think you made it angry." "I'm awake" "I'm up." "and I'm late" "Demo." "Dave Seville." "Keys." "Bag." "Pants." "I need pants." "Pants are essential." "How's it going?" "I haven't see you since a ..." "Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again," "I guess it work." " What a fun day that was, huh?" "Let me guess, you're late for something again." "Same old Dave." " Not following you." "You know, a guy's always fooling around." "He can't handle a serious relationship." "That was the old Dave." "How about we get together and talk about the new Dave over dinner?" "I.." " Tomorrow night, my place." "I.." " Great." "You look good Claire." "Where are we?" "Well, I think they remodelled a forest." "I like it." "Stylish, Functional." "Where do the nutties go?" "Give me a break We are in the building, Theodore." "Hey, did you ever see the view from 80th floor ?" "They not let me pass the lobby." " What?" "I can't..." "Hey back off man." "This is Dave Seville." "Mr Seville, can I offer you for some muffins, scones, pastries?" "No." "I hate to be bother." " Really it's no problem." "We also have an omelette station." "Omelette station.. huh?" "Can i get you some water?" "or sort of latte?" "How about a shot of wheatgrass juice?" "Maybe later." "Thanks." "Let's talk about your song, Dave." "Well, it's crazy as it sounds, the original inspiration came to me.." "The song is suck, Dave." "What?" " Your song, it's awful." "I hate it." "I mean, who's gonna sing it?" "Justin, Fergie." "Not a chance." "I need something new, I need something fresh." " That is new. --the next big thing." "Dave, we go way back, alright..." "We both come along ways since college." "You.. not so much..." "I wanted to like that song." "But, you heard it." "Not good." "If I wasn't your friend, I'd say.." "Dave you go right back out of this office, and you keep writing music." "You will get there someday.." "but I am your friend, so I am gonna tell you that... there is no sense in writing songs that no one is ever.. ever going to sing" "Ever?" "Excuse me." "Can I get some of that water?" "We ran out." "Out of the way." " Move your butt Theodore." "You step on my tail." "The last one is the door is road kill." "I'm in." " What are these shiney things?" "Theodore, we are leaving now" " Oh." "Ok." "This wasn't my best idea." " Look out" "Maniac!" "Please." "Back to the tree" " Back to the tree." "Back to the door." " Back to the door." "Basket, 3 o'clock" " Which way is 3 o'clock?" "This way!" " Guys, wait for me." "Wait up." "I still have babyvet,you know." "Jump, Theodore You've got to really want it." "I want it." " I can't hang like this all day." "Will you jump already?" "Wooo, muffins." "House." "Is this house?" "No, This is garbage can." "This must be where he stores his for food winter." "Come on, baby." "Come to papa." "Hello, Gorgeous." "We are hit the motherload." "This taste the greatest." "Am I right?" "Eureka!" "I found the cheesballs" "What are you doing?" "Don't make a mess." "Cannonball!" "Quick." "Hide." "Did I put these here?" "There you are." "I got you." "He's been out for quiet a while" "Huh, He gonna be dead." " Don't panic." "Write everything down." "I need 3 garbage bags, a shovel, some antiseptic, a glove and radio." "Hang on, Sherlock." "He's coming to." "I must be hearing things" "No, this is trippy." "Sir, are you alright?" "Get back." "Squirrels can't talk." " Wooo...." "Watch it, genius." "We are Chipmunks, Chip-Munks." "Chipmunks can't talk either." "Well our lips are moving and words are coming out." "This is not happening." "I am not talking to Chipmunks." "So .. how's that working for you Dave?" "How do you know my name?" "I'll do that one." "We read your mail." "By accident." " You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave." "You ever heard of credit rating?" "What this thing?" "Stop that." "Turn that off." " Sorry." "He fell out of a tree at birth." "Can all animals talk?" "I believe fish have this type of sign language ." "Hey Dave, do all humans have housing that smells like sweat sock?" "Dave like to wear, dirty underwear" "Live me you hair ..." "" " We are getting off on the wrong foot" "How about we introduce ourself?" "Hello, I'm Simon." "The smart one" "This Alvin" "The awesomes one." "and I, Theodore." "Nice to meet you." "Now get out from my house." "But.." "We talk." "Huh, which make me want you out from my house that much more ." "Creppy, unnatural, some what evil." "I liked him beter when he was unconscious." "Gotcha!" "Don't do this, Dave." "We can't crawl right through this door." "Hi." "Were we disturbing you?" "You guys can sing too?" " That's not singing, this is singing." "This is amazing." "Here." "Everyone inside" "There you go." " Thank you." "Alright, here's the deal." "You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here." "No." "Wait!" "Is breakfast included?" "I can live with that." " What about TV privileges?" "Ok, but not after 7." " 8." " Done." "Don't tell your animal friends, Because, I don't wanna.." "come home and find a bunch of rabbits or skunks on my couch." "Filthy creatures, Dave We never associate with them." "Yeah." "You're my friend." "No, let's not get ahead of ourselves here... let's just start with me being your song writer." "and let me ask you?" "Have you ever written a song before?" "Yep." "Is that you music stuff, outside?" "Yep." "Oh no." " Hurry back." "So fellas..." "All we gotta do is.." "find the right song... rehearse" "Hey, Dave." " Simon?" "My bad." " This is my sheets music." "This is not a hula-hoop, It's a towel rack." "Killjoy." " Are you guys always like this ?" "We are kids, Dave." "Where are your parents?" "When you are a Chipmunk, your parents take care you for a week ... and then they take off." "Our parents were hippies, they left early to join a commune." "Help!" "Crazy Robot." "Help!" "He's after me" "He after me." " Hey, hey, be careful with that" "Sorry." "It is collectable." "I got it for Christmas last year." "Christmas!" "We love Christmas." "Even though we never actually celebrate it." "But we want too." "Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas." "Maybe we can celebrate it with you" "Yeah.. maybe" "Look, I have a long and weird day." "So, off to bed" "Come on." "We'll start work tomorrow." "I want your bright eyed, bushy tail by 8." "My tail isn't bushy till 9" "Not my problem." "Go to sleep" "I hope Christmas came fast." "Me too" "Hula-hoop." "Here's trouble." "Fire in the hole!" "What are you guys doing?" "Nothing.." "What are you doing?" "Stay back, Dave." "It's gonna blow." "I got it guys." "Come to papa." "Hey." "Where did it go?" "Simon, It's landed right in front of you." "You didn't see it?" "How many fingers am I holding up?" " 4." "No no no. 8?" "Counting your thumbs." "Wait" " Hang on a second." "6." "My answer is 6." "Try these." "How is that?" "Someone trashed your house." "Well, it was clean when I went to bed last night." "Well." "We came in for a while." "But then we got hungry" "What we call it?" "Actually I wanna play you something." "I wrote a song for you guys to sing ..." "We put a few toster waffles aside for winter." "And we're not sharing." "Guys, we're gonna have food all winter... if you start storing, it's gonna get gross... ..and we're gonna have rotten..." "Bad..." "You know, non-talking rotten around here." "Let's go." "Get to work" "Alright you Chipmunks, Ready to sing your song?" "I'll say we are." " Yeah, let's singing now." "Ready, Simon?" " Ok." "Ready, Theodore?" " Ok." "Alvin?" "This hamster wheel's fun" " Alvin!" "Ok." "What?" "Dave Seville's in the lobby." "He said he won't leave without seeing you." "That loser again?" "I got something for you." "It's your next big thing." "Don't say anything." "What?" "Dave, don't do this to yourself." " They sing." "Nope, they don't." " They do, just give me a second." "Come on, guys." "You know Dave..." "You know some people might says kind a weird that a grown man would want a hula-hoop... and others would say, you know what's weirder than that... grown man bring another grown man, a big box with a bunch of Chipmunks in it" "who not only speak English, but can sing." "But they do sing." "We have been practising all morning ." "You have been practising..." "I didn't realize, ok what." "yeah." "Ok." "No" "Dave, I'm going to pretend that I have a lunch to go to." "Oops.." "I got lunch to go to." "What was that?" " Nothing, nothing, a little stage fright." "I though my heart was going to explode" " We are not performing monkeys, Dave." "Why we have to sing to that guy anyway?" "Oh." "How is this." "pretend I need the money..." "I hate my job, and you're staying at my place So you owe me." "We're sorry, Dave" " Yeah, that helps." "Never mind." "I'm late for work." "Can we go with you?" "What?" "So you can that mess that up too?" "Ah ah..." "You're goin' home" "Can I stand in your lap and steer?" "Give me bip.. bip.. bop" "Never mind." "So sorry about the delay, it should be a couple more minutes" "Here he is." " Sorry I'm late." "Boy, am I jazzed about our Yumable Energy Bars commercial" "Honestly." "Goodable Energy Bar commercial" "Right, Goodable." "Ok, here's the pitch" "We open on a group of lethargic kids" "Close up on a little girl's face." "She sad" "Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad?" "Could she be flying a kites?" " I like kites." "Good" "Ok great She's flying a kite" "She's running with a kite." "She's running out of steam.." "She's tired." "and let's go of the kite" "Oh no!" "We see her face." "It's sad." "But not too sad." "Right!" "So, she pull out her Goodable Energy bar..." "It's my mom." "Sorry." "Hey, mom." " We have a situation, Dave." "Theodore vaccuumed up Alvin." "Alvin!" " Dave help!" " What?" "............................." "Just Stay calm" " And there go Theodore" "And that is the other." "I can't do this right now ." "Ok?" "I absolutely understand." "But sorry Dave, quick question..." "How do you feel about an indoor pool?" "Look, if you flood my house You're dead." "Out on the street, capiche?" "Mothers." "Why don't we come over here." "and look at the sales projections?" "When I saw these numbers I thought, there is just no way." "But then I looked again." "The size of Theodore's butt?" "Why don't we come back to that." "Anyway, Ten years ago, the market shares for healthy food ..." "Imperceptible amoungst six to twelve year olds." "How smart Simon thinks he is." "" " Opposed to How smart he actually is." "Who's Simon?" "I didn't." "" " Move it along." "You know what, I think I just clean out my office." "Sounds good." "Guys, what's this about?" "Obviously..." "Theodore's butt." "" " We talked we colour ." "On my presentation board?" "You got me fired." "We didn't know." "We are sorry, Dave." "Oh.. your sorry?" "that's fantastic." "But.. but, " " Sorry does not get my job back now, does it Theodore?" "Why are my clothes all over the place?" "" " We used it to mop up the water." "Good idea, right?" "Oh my god Theodore, did you just ..." "It is a raisin, Dave." "" " Prove it." "Okay, you got me." "I want to talk to all you guys." "Where's Alvin?" "You owe me big time." "There's this new thing." "It's called knocking." "Get out." "" " I'm waiting for the rinse cycle." "Out!" "" " Hey, I am in the shower." "If I make a lists of my worst days ever." "Guess what?" "Today would be at the top of the list." "And it is still early." "Clam it sudsy!" "Guys." "Let me to put of you like this, okay." "I have no job, no career ..." "My house is always a mess Thank you very much." "Hi Dave, it's Claire Wilson calling." "Why did I just say my last name?" "That was weird.." "I guess I'm nervous About coming over for dinner" "Dinner." "" " I gonna hang out now." "I will be there at 7." "OK." "That is half an hour." "Who's Claire?" "" " Claire is Dave's mate." "She is not my mate." "She is my ex mate." "This is great." "Dave relax." "You just go get the food." "We'll take care off the rest." "Why, I'm having the hard time believing you?" "Thank you for your confidence." " That's really hurt." "We always in this together, Dave." "" " Yeah, like a family." "No, not like a family." "" " Tick.tock, Dave." "Gotta bust a move!" "Right." "We also do offices, and recreational vehicles." "What's that smell?" "Your colgne." "Very masculine, are we?" "What do you do?" "Dump the entire bottle on the rug?" "We call it, scenting the area." "I got to admit, I'm surprised Place looks great" "Well, we Chipmunks are notoriously tidy." "Yes, I see that." "Oh...that breadsticks smells great." "" " Yes, when is dinner?" "Guys ..." "I don't know how to tell you this, But, it just gonna be Claire and me tonight." "Hold the phone, Dave, so we can't have ..." "" " No." "Even if we..." "" " No." "But we thought that we'd be..." "" " And no." "Look!" "In the other room." "" " Please." "What a buzzkill." "I never knew you could cook this well " " Well, it's all about slow roasting." "It takes longer but, when it comes to flavour, why rush?" "Well, I am impressed." "I been seeing your photos in the paper." "" " Yeah, it's going really great ." "How about you, how's your job?" "Great, lovin' it." "How do you think it's going?" "" " Terrible." "They're not even sleeping each other." "Alvin!" "Dave said that..." "Dave needs a little help from the Love Doctor" "And his assistant." "" " Get back here." "You know, this is nice." "Just two friends, having dinner, hanging out." "No pressure, nothing weird." "My stereo does that all the time, it's like it has a mind of its own." "You were saying?" "Nothing." "I was just a little nervous about coming over here." "I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something" "A date?" "No!" "The wiring in my unit is shot." "You should get an electrician to fix that." "I don't need anyone to fix anything for me" "Okay." "Could you excuse me for a moment?" "I going to check the fusebox." "I know what you guys up to." "Alvin?" "Breath check!" "" " Where is Alvin..." "Dave, are you okay?" "Everything is fine." "What did you do that?" "" " I'm just trying to help, Dave." "You have garlic breath." "Well, stop helping." "You're ruining everything." "I think I've got something in my eye." "Come here, let me see." "Yes, it looks really irritated." "So red." "What happened?" "What was that?" "" " I thought I saw a rat" "A Rat?" "" " It's probably nothing." "Let's finish eating." "Tomorrow I call exterminator." "Now you together." "" " What are you doing?" "It's you are lucky, Dave." "Dave.." "let go." "I'm sorry Claire, it's just ..." "I lost my job." "I guess I just needed a hug" "Why didn't you just say so?" "Tell me what happened." "This is gonna really sound strange..." "No games, no fooling around." "The truth?" "" " Please, I'm begging you." "My life is sabotaged By talking Chipmunk." "You know what." "" " I am not crazy." "You haven't changed at all" "Wait!" "Claire, don't go." "I can explain." "You should have chase her, Dave." "She wanted you." "Alvin, you're not helping." "Don't give up, Dave " " Go away, leave me alone." "Dave, would you like a cookie?" "" " I said, leave me alone." "Is is me or was he a little mad?" "I wonder?" "Is Dave mad?" "Yes!" "He really did have garlic breath " " Well played guys." "Idea!" "Who has cab fare?" "" " Cab fare?" "We don't even have pockets." "Dear fellas," "I'm sorry, But this isn't really working out" "I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys" "When I can barely manage my own life." "You should go back To your real home in the forest." "What's best for all of us." "I am sorry it has to be this way, but ..." "Guys." "Guys." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Kids" "Welcome to Jett Records." "Okay!" "New rule:" "No going out after nine And not at all unless I know where you're going." "Were you worried about us Dave?" "No, I just need to know." "That's all." "Wait!" "If you're not worried then Why do you need to know?" "I need to know." "Okay?" "Sorry, about that." "Sorry." "" " Kids, huh." "Yes, they keep you on your toes." "Do you have any?" "Three boys." "Some days are better than others." "Some days you just want to close them in a box, leave the box in the park, and run away." "Hide" "Guys, what's all this?" "Toaster wafels!" "I can not afford all these" "What?" "In case you didn't notice, I don't have a job any..." "My song!" "?" "Alright " " Yeah!" "Hello." "" " Hey, Dave." "How's my favourite songwriter?" "Ian?" "" " Tell me you heard the song?" "Yes, because now I listen to, But how ..." "And when ..." "The speed of the business, baby That's how we do it." "That's how I roll" "I've got a friend's sattelite radio put it in immediate rotation" "And that video of your little guys, ... 10 million hits already on YouTube." "It's crazy." "I gotta go." "Put some clothes on those guys though It's kind of embarrassing." "We owe you, Dave." "So we're good with the toaster wafels Right!" "?" "Dave?" "Soups on." "Guys, that was excellent Simon, great work" "Naturally." "" " Theodore, good job." "Alvin, you were a little flat Watch it!" "Alvin!" "What do you think?" "Cool!" "Alright" "Toothbrush, huh?" "" " Okay." "No." "Dave...are you awake?" "I am now" "I had a nightmare." "Can I sleep with you?" "You will not even know I am here." "Okay sure, but stay on that side Of the bed" "Okay." "Theodore, that's not your side of the bed." "Theodore, wake up." "It's Christmas." "Alvin, it's Christmas." "First day of Christmas Dave woke up." "Come on man, it's Christmas." "Wake up, lazy bone." "Oh yes, Christmas." "" " Up and down" "You can sleep when you are dead " " I'm coming." "Hurry up, Dad." "" " Dad?" "Dave." "I said Dave." "This is shaping out to be my favorite christmas ever " " You're gonna want open mine first, Dave." "Open mine first." "" " No, Dave, mine first." "You guys get me presents?" "" " Of course." "Alright, Simon." "This is a ..." "" " Paperclip compass." "A paperclip compass." "Now, I never get lost." "Me next." "My wallet." "" " Do you like it?" "Really?" "I wanted to get you something You use every day." "And I have been using this for ten years." "Very thoughtful, Alvin." "Thank you." "The look on your face says it all, Dave." "Nicely done Theodore." ""To Dav"." "It says:" "Merry Christmas, Love Theodore." "And it got a nice picture of a..some pineapples?" "Those aren't pineapples That's our family." "Look fellas, Let's make sure we understand each other here..." "I'm not your ..." "You know ..." "Your dad or anything." "Right?" "But you're like a dad." "Well, not really." "I mean, we're friend." "For sure." "I write your music, you know, manage your career..." "Make a sweaters." " Feed us." "Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares." "That's what friends do." "So.. who wants to open their presents?" "Is that kind of question?" " We do" "Me.Me.Me." " Present." "Present." "Present" "I can't wait to open my first ... envelope." "Their saving bond." " Cool." "You know, In 7 years you gonna get to buy yourself something really nice." "You... maybe have any that you bought 7 years ago?" "Alvin, manners." "Thank you, Dave" " Yeah." "Thanks, Dave." "Who want presents?" " Wow" "Cool." "Hey." "There is plenty more will came from." "Bring them all in, Fellas." "" " Oh, Yeah" "Jackpot." " What are you doing?" "Taking care my boys Dave." " Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about." "Weird, what happen to your presents, guys?" "Which one for mine?" "" " That big one is for me, I think." "What'd you get them?" "Saving bonds." "" " Great, just what every kid dreams of." "You're in luck, Because your Uncle Ian came through." "Cool." "" " Uncle Ian?" "Is this for me?" "No for Simon." "For Theodore." "And for Alvin." "Thank you Santa." "" " This is for you." "You like of French horns, right?" "Your welcome" "Guess what guys." "Uncle Ian is gonna have big launch party for the new CD" "That right." "Press, paparazzi, Hollywood hot shots..." "The whole nine yards" " Super cool." "Dave, you got 1 week to write me a new hit single." "Alright, some fucking fresh, ok?" "Peace, we out." "Bye Uncle Ian." " Merry Christmas." "Now it really is Christmas" "Mayday!" "Mayday!" "Alright, Settle in." "Settle in." "Thank you for coming." "This is very special night." "Tonight" "Here are Jett Records." "We pride of ourselves." "So." "We are gonna bring tomorrow music, today" "Oh.." "Guess what?" "I did it again." "Ladies and gentleman." "Here to sing their new hit single..." "Give it up For Alvin, Simon and Theodore." "Thank you." "Mine if I grab a few pics?" "Claire." "Not at all." "Fire away." "Great." "I got a new assignment." "I covering your rise to fame ." "This is Alvin, Simon and Theodore." " Hello, Hi Claire." "You're hot." " Forget you guys haven't officially met." "I'm sorry about that night, I really thought, that you..." " I was insane?" "." "I totally understand it." "Talking Chipmunks it is a lot to take in over dinner." "But, look at you now." "you got your career, promising future.." "Kids, you're like a family." "" " Don't say family in front of Dave ..." "It gives him gas." "Like clear the room gas." "It does not!" "" " He doesn't want a family." "Why don't you guys go and play Or raid the dessert table or something." "Don't take it personally, you guys" "Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it" "Right, Dave?" "No, thanks, big guy But you are not good at this." "What do you think of this?" "What's that?" "" " It's Alvin." "That's nothing look like Alvin." "" " It's a prototype." "We're selling million of this thing." "It's voice activated, say something to it." "Hello ugly little Alvin doll That looks like nothing Alvin" "See, you loved it It's Spanish." "You know, that just weird." "Dave." "We've got to expand the munks' fan base" "I mean, forget about the music." "The music is not a means to the big money." "I am talking about clothing line, Cologne, Chipmunk winecoolers ..." "Ian, but they're just kids." "" " No, they're rats." "And they can make us both so much money if just let me work with them." "I can't hear you." "The music is too loud." "Don't go against me on this, Dave." "I never lose." "Did anyone try the chocolate meatballs?" "Probably take a sugar Shock, but it is worth it." "What a sweet..sweet meat." "Hey, Alster, love the song, bro." "Up tops!" "" " What's up, fella?" "So.. i see you enjoy my little present i put up for you guys" "What am I talking about?" "You probably eat like this all the time" "Well, Dave says he does not want to spoil us" "Dude, you're a rock star You're supposed to be spoiled." "I mean." "You should be driving limousine." "and private plane." "And you should be going to party like this every night" "Really?" "Because Dave says That we need our sleep." "Look Alvin, This is hard to say, but ..." "I mean, I got to be upfront about it" "Dave's holding you back." "I can be making you twenty large a day.." "Is that a lot?" "" " Yes." "And there is another thing." "I'm not gonna tell.Ok i will tell you." "Behind your back ..." "Dave calls you ..." "The Rats." "Rats?" "Whatever right?" "Don't let it bother you." "Me, I consider you boys family.If there's anything you need, anything at all, you gave your Uncle Ian a call, alright?" "Alright " " Ciao." "Come on man, you drive like my grandmother." "Get a wheelchair." "Move over side." "Hey guys, look at me." "Up up and away." "I can't help you, Simon." "I'm about to take the lead here." "Hey guys, I have an idea For a new song." "Hey Dave. " " What is going on in here?" "I thought, i told you guys to clean up." "Who's that?" "" " Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper." "She's also a masseuse" "Come on, move over Road Hogg." "Driving or parking, friend." "You're getting me slowly." "" " Where you get that game?" "From Uncle Ian." "Move it or lose it!" "Get some training wheels buddy." "You know what." "That's enough." "What are you doing?" "I was about to beat my high score." "Too bad Where is Theodore?" "Spit it out!" "" " No way." "Jett Records." "That's it." "Meeting now." "Everyone on the couch." "Could you give us a minute?" "Guys look, it's hard I know..." "Three months ago you were hanging out on a tree Somewhere and now you're ..." "Major rock stars." "Okay, whatever." "My point is just because you're..." "" " Major rock stars." "Well, uncle Ian said we should always be happy" "You know what?" "He's not your uncle." "He also said that we should be making $20 a day" "Well, guess what?" "You're making way more than that ..." "And because I care, I putting all away for you." "Just like storing nuts for the winter." "Winters are for losers." "And shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolios?" "Where is all this coming from?" "You guys are just kids." "Kids, Dave, or rats?" "What?" "Uncle Ian says that we're like his Family if you love Uncle Ian so much, and you don't think i'm watching out for you" "Why don't you live with Uncle Ian?" "Are you still mad at us?" "Dear fellas." "I'm sorry but..." "You should go back to your real home in the forest." "I told you Dave, I never lose." "Boys welcome to your new home." "Oh yeah, that is home." "Can we play with all this stuff?" "" " Sure, why not?" "It's your home." "" " What are the rules around here?" "I do have one rule." "That there are no rules." "Cool!" "Four degrees to the left." "Six degrees to the right." "Fire!" "Prepare to taste the fury of my vengeance" "Don't make me laugh" "You kungfu is not match for my arrows" "Okay, Simon, that's enough I finish with them" "Hey, give me that!" "" " Let go, Alvin." "Oh, come on" "You had a chance " " Who says that you even get your turn?" "Give me that!" "You got your chance " " This is mine." "Scram " " I want it" "Why didn't the airbags deploy?" "" " Theodore, don't go into the light" "Let's do it again " " Awesome" "Playing hard?" " oh..yes" "Good." "Because tomorrow You start working hard" "Coast to coast, In five days" "Well.." "Dave said that touring is no life for a kid" "For normal kid You guys are superstars" "Which reminds me Simon let's get rid of this..boring glasses" "And try on these super cool in the now glasses" "Oh my god.. " " This would be great, if i can see out of them" "Your eyes will adjust" "Come on, boys Let's hit the road" "Come on." "Big love to the camera" "Alvin, big smile." "Theodore, chin up." "That's it, look tough There you go." "Come on, get it there" "Give me some booty Spank him!" "There you go" "If the Chipmunk likes Crunchy Nibbles, your pet will love them" "Cut!" "Here we are" "Hold it" "There's no button i can push that wakes up them up long enough to sing the right notes " " Are you kidding, there are 5000 buttons here." "Alright guys, guest what your uncle Ian brought you?" "Coffee." "I love toffe " " No, it's coffe, Theodore, coffee ..." "It's a super cool Energy health drink." "With whipped cream and caramel and two humps of chocolate." "Enjoy." "That ought to keep them awake" "Stop!" "Come guys We need more energy" "We need more dry eyes We need more...you know.." "WOW!" "We're the Chipmunk, for crying out loud " " This is absurd" "I feel a verklede monkey. " " And to be honest , The new songs don't really sound like us" "You know what I think, i think the new direction is perfect It's all about today edge" "Dave always said that was all about the music" "No you know what, Dave is not here." "It's me It's fun uncle Ian." "What?" "What are you gonna say?" "What's your name?" "Taffy?" "What kind of name is Taffy?" "What do you do?" "Choreography " " I don't know what "choreography" is." "What it's that?" "It's dance " " Is it dancing?" "Well, next time say i'm the dance.." "Yes, hello?" "Who?" "Dave Seville." "Name rings a bell, a dead broken bell" "Just let me talk to the guys " " I don't think that such a good idea, Dave." "My boys are sting a little bit from you kicking them out of the door" "That's not what happen " " Denial." "So, what's this i hear about European tour?" "Your taking them away for six months?" "No, twelve actually if we getting China to go chipmunk" "Twelve?" "Look.. i just wanted to say hi, see how they're doing.." "" " They're doing great" "They love and life, they livin' large." "Face it, Dave, they moved on." "They're now happy." "" " Ian, I want to talk to them." "Put them on the phone." "" " I don't that think that's gonna happen, Dave ..." "Because we got a big world tour we're gonna start tomorrow, And this guys don't need the extra pressure." "We'll send you a postcard." "" " Ian, you can't do this" "They're not ready for something like that They're just kids" "I'm gonna see them " " Wait, Dave ..." "I ..." "Ian?" "" " I can ..." "You .." "Ian, was that Dave?" "Yes..yes it was and he wants me to let you know that he's doin' great and he's happy" "He's realy..realy happy." "Is he coming to the show?" "You know what, I've sent him tickets.." "And here's the thing..he sent them back." "Yeah, i know." "I guess..he's busy, you know.." "got better things to do." "Hey, come on, what's with the long furry faces?" "We're gonna have fun, we're gonna have big show, you know." "I tell you what.." "You guys like deep tissue massage?" "Alright, i know a guy." "Let me call my guy." "I'll get on that." "Hey, Captain, come here." "Listen, Dave Seville ..." "Learn the name, look for the face." "If he shows tomorrow night he doesn't get anywhere near my chipmunks, you got it?" "Got it." "Uncle Ian?" "" " What!" "What are you doing here?" "Can I sleep with you?" "I had a nightmare." "You had a nightmare?" "I had a nightmare too." "In my nightmare I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days.." "..in sixteen different countries and... ..i had to coordinate 121 different radio print interviews in five different languages." "But you know what, Theo, the only different is.." "in my nightmare, when i open my eyes, it doesn't end." "So..is that no?" "Guys, I want to go home." "What do you mean?" "You are home." "No, I mean home..home You know, with Dave." "But Theodore, come on, wake up and smell the toffe.." "Dave..doesn't even want us." "He doesn't care enough to come to our show." "Too tired to rock?" "The Chipmunks might be." "The rumours of exhaustion and voice strainer.." "..swirling around the singing sensation" "Is it because of toaster waffle overload?" "or a rigorous tour schedule?" "It's hard to say But manager producer, Ian Hawke.." "..has ensured Fox that the trio.." "..will make their first stop tonight on their highly anticipated world tour ... ..at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles." "That's it." "You three sound like bed guarding nails." "Well?" "I can give you lot of fancy terms but, the bottom line.." "..they're exhausted." "" " Okay, well, give them a shoot or something.." "..a cream or a pill or something." "I've invested everything i have on this guy." "They need a long rest." "A long rest?" "Are you.." "Okay." "Yeah, a long rest." "Right." "Right, yeah." "I'm not a doctor So, i'll get them get rest." "Okay, thank you so much, doctor." "I'll take care of it, doctor Thank you so much." "I will..i appreciated Hey, hey, doc, Chipmunk doll, get it." "Knock, knock." "So.." "listen guys, I just talk to the doctor.." "..and.." "I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this" "So you gonna cancel the show?" "No, no, then i have give out refunds." "No, what i am talking about is having you guys.." "LIPSYNC!" "Isn't that like cheating?" "No, it's not like cheating." "Cheating is wrong." "This is more like helping." "All the superstars do it." "You just have to make sure that you mouth the words exactly like we were recorded them" "Otherwise people will know." "That we're cheating." "No!" "Guys, what other choice do we have?" "Yeah..." "See!" "?" "That's why he's the one with the letter." "Alright, guys." "Tighten up." "And remember, mouth the words and.." "..no one will know" "Love you." "Oh, come on." "You gotta have one more ticket." "" " Sorry." "Take it, Simon." "You love it?" "You love it?" "Chipmunk fever." "That's it baby..." "No, there is no Dave Seville on this list." "You know what, that's fine." "I'm the editor of the a..." "L.A Music Journal." "No!" "No!" "I don't think so." "" " It's okay, he's with me." "He's my assistant." "Thanks, Claire." "" " What is going on, Dave?" "What are you.." "I gotta get my boys back but.." "..Ian's trying to keep me out." "Your boys?" "" " I know that probably sounds weird." "It's a good word though." "Because after all I did..mess up everything, including with you ... " " Dave, your boys." "We should go." "" " Right." "If you gonna do something, do it fast." "Here." "You're press, remember." "Thanks." "What's going on, pal?" "" " I am a photographer." "I have a press pass." "He's here." "" " It's Dave." "What are you doing?" "" " I'm sending a messages to our dear old uncle Ian." "Sounds like a plan to me." "" " Me too!" "Come on, guys." "Hey, Ian ..." "Kiss my furry cheeks." "Keep it." "Top of the mornin' to you." "Get off my drums." "Are you ready to rock?" "Turn it up, girls." "Come on guys, we're going home." "Move!" "Move!" "Let's go." "Get them!" "" " Look out!" "Hi!" "Inny, minny, mighty.." "Listen chipmunks because you are so.." "..Yippie ki yay, mama cita" "Watch your knees." "Sorry." "" " Come on, big fella." "Little bit closer." "Come on." "Right there, perfect." "He'll be back in the morning." "Guys." "" " Dave!" "You're not going anywhere." "What are you doing?" "" " Put us down." "Let me loose." "You guys better study your french.." "..because you're going to Paris, tonight." "I just had my tail done." "No, wait." "" " Here, take this." "Put it with my stuff." "Let us out of here." "Ian, they don't want this anymore." "Just let them go." "But the guy just left." "You should have said something about 5 seconds ago." "Come back." "Ian, they need a real life." "Not all of this." "Besides, they just ruined the concert." "When they get out, no one will come see them." "Dave, they're chipmunks who talk." "People will come." "Guys, with me." "You never take us alive.." "" " They just did take us alive, Alvin." "It's a figure of speech, Simon." "Instead of critizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out?" "Go." "Come on." "Step on it, Dave, you're losing him." "How do you guys..." "" " We're talking Chipmunks, Dave." "We can get out earlier." "Not even hard to do." "You came back for us." "Of course I came back." "We're a family" "Holy nuts." "" " What?" "Am i going crazy or did he just say, family?" "I know it." "But I really missed you, guys." "I missed you too, Dave." "Me too." "So did Alvin." "He is just too cool to admit it." "Yeah, too macho..." "Miss..ed you too." "Sorry, I had something stuck in my throat." "I just said, i missed you too." "Whatever." "Who are you guys to judge me?" "You know what." "I missed my friend Dave." "I'll scream it from the rooftops." "I'm not afraid." "I'm not ashamed." "That's right." "I love you, Dave." "Come here." "Dave?" " Yes, Alvin?" "Now, can i steer?" "Please." "I've always want to work the windshield wiper." "" " And I like to beat the horn." "Have at it, fellas." "I'm a good beeper." "" " Save some horn for the rest of us" "Come on Dave, go faster." "" " Not with you steering." "Dave, you drive like a sleepy old.." "" " Okay, Alvin." "That's enough." "Enough of what?" "Of being awesome?" "" " Alvin, i said that's enough." "Hey, If you guys behave, maybe I'll let you call me uncle Ian again" "Deal?" "Nooooo!" "Hey." " Come on in." "Hello Claire." " Hello Balerinna." "Hi guys." " I hope you like toaster waffles." "And for us, classy chipmunks.." "Not gonna say it." "Good Grief." "You're still not gonna say it?" " Nope." "I'm gonna say it." "Alvin!"