"§ We've sailed to every shore from here to Singapore §" "§ But we've never, never never seen a mermaid §" "§ We've sailed the Seven Seas Seen a million different shes §" "§ But we've never, never never seen a mermaid §" "§ It's a lie It's a lie §" "§ Ship ahoy, ship ahey ship ahigh §" "§ We dream while we're asleep that we're 80 fathoms deep §" "§ But we've never, never never seen a mermaid §" "§ A sailor can't be true to any one gal §" "§ He's a cheatin' son of the sea §" "§ A sailor can't be true to any one gal §" "§ A sailor man must have variety §" "§ In every port you leave behind a heartache inside §" "§ And always give 'em somethin' to remember you by §" "§ But I'm a man that could be true to one gal §" "§ If she's the right gal for me §" "§ It's a lie It's a lie §" "§ Ship ahoy, ship ahey ship ahigh §" "§ We've sailed to Timbuktu Valparaiso and Peru §" "§ But we've never, never never seen a mermaid §" "I've been a sea dog since I was in me prime." "A seafaring man since B.C. B.C?" "Yeah, B.C. Before "Come up and see me sometime."" "§ It's a lie It's a lie §" "§ Ship ahoy, ship ahey ship ahigh §" "§ We dream while we're asleep that we're 80 fathoms deep §" "§ But we've never, never-- § Come on, Doris!" "You're in the next hand." "Oh, here's a cocktail we've never tried." "A Yellow Parrot." "§ Ship ahoy, ship ahey ship ahigh § Who wants one?" "§ We dream while we're asleep that we're 80 fathoms deep § Hmm." "A Yellow Parrot." "§ But we've never, never never seen a mermaid §" "A Yellow Parrot." "Let's see." "Gin, orangejuice, cointreau, cherries." "Hmm." "Gin." "Well, I don't think I'll trouble with the orange juice." "There's very little to be gained from orange juice." "It says brandy here." "This is confusing." "Well... brandy." "What on Earth are you cooking?" "Ha-ha!" "It's too weak." "Aaah!" "Aaah!" "Ohhhhhhh." "§ Nights in Havana are warm and delicious §" "§ They make trusting hearts a bit too ambitious §" "§ The sway of the palms makes a girl so pernicious §" "§ A tra-la-la la-la-la-la-la §" "§ The men are all sheiks and they use a new system §" "§ So, girlies, be careful and learn to resist 'em §" "§ They'll fill you with bull and after you've kissed 'em §" "§ They'll leave you flat on the spot § § Ah-ha-ha, but for what §" "§ Ahh, for tra-la-la la-la-la-la-la, ohh §" "§ If some caballero takes off his sombrero §" "§ You better take care-o watch out and beware-o §" "§ For it's just a new Spanish custom §" "§ If some sweet bambino says you are his queen-o §" "§ Then in some casino he fills you with vino §" "§ Oh, it's just a new Spanish custom §" "§ If he starts acting too haughty-o §" "§ Ah,just kick him right in the patio §" "§ If he starts to pet-o I warn you no let-o §" "§ If he sings "l love you" he's singing falsetto §" "§ For it's just a new Spanish custom §" "§" "If you're so interested in that sailor, why don't you have him up here and take him apart?" "What sailor?" "Oh, not the one you stare at, of course." "I do not stare at him." "I've hardly noticed him." "Then, uh, why have you been picking on him the whole voyage?" "Come along, Doris." "I've cut for you, and we're partners." "Oh, Michael, would you mind getting me a highball?" "Oh, certainly." "§" "Isn't he gorgeous?" "In fact, they're both gorgeous." "Yeah." "I don't wonder you have so much trouble choosing between them." "What are you butting into this for?" "Me butting in?" "Hmph!" "I like that." "I found her first, didn't I?" "Didn't she ask me to get her this drink?" "You don't do as well with women as I do." "You've always got your cut, haven't you?" "I proposed to her first." "You're making a big mistake." "Lay off." "We three could be very happy together." "I wish you'd hurry up and take." "I'm simply dithering with envy." "But why, darling?" "Because I'm gonna take the one that's left, that's why." "You are?" "Are you sure you can afford it?" "I do hope I haven't made it too strong." "Why, Michael, how can you say that?" "Whatever touches those lips turns to honey." "Aren't they divine?" "They're positively sinful." "Sinful is right." "They're positively a crime against nature." "Here's your baby, nursemaid." "She's cryin' for ya." "Oh, hello, Droopy." "She probably wants her whiskers combed." "Sing to her." "Come on, Steve." "Sing something." "Oh, no, not me." "You know how funny she is about music." "Oh, come on!" "That's all right." "I'll hold her for ya." "Okay. § I'll sing about the birds and bees §" "§ The pretty flowers and the trees §" "§ The moon, the sun the summery breeze §" "§ Hooray I'll even go to town §" "§ With "London Bridge Is Falling Down" §" "§ But I positively refuse to sing §" "§ Don't know why §" "§ There's no sun up in the sky §" "§ Stormy weather §" "§ Since my gal and I ain't together §" "§ I'll sing about the night we met §" "§ And about to remember or forget §" "§ The grass is green The dew is wet and say §" "§ I'll yodel §" "§ Night and day §" "§ "On the Road to Mandalay" §" "§ But I positively refuse to sing §" "§ Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf-a §" "§ "When Annie Doesn't Live Here Anymore" §" "§ I'll take a heartbreak §" "§" "§ I'll even end my song with a "hey-hey" or a "Yeah, man" §" "§ I'll sing about the cabin door §" "§ The fields of corn The Swanee shore §" "§ Let it rain Let it pour §" "§ What's more §" "§ A cottage warm and cozy §" "§ Or a Ring-Around-the-Rosy §" "§ But I positively refuse to sing §" "§ "I'm Headin'for That Last Roundup" §" "§ Get along, little doggie §" "§ Get along § § Good night lovely little lady §" "§ I must say adieu §" "§ To you §" "§ And your loveliness §" "The owner wants to see you on the upper deck." "Who, me?" "At once." "Evening, ma'am." "Good evening." "When I chose you to take care of Droopy," "I did so because I believed you were a steady and trustworthy young man." "Yes, ma'am?" "But when I see you wrestling the poor creature all over the deck, I believe" "I wasn't wrestling with her." "Why, I saw you." "She was wrestling with me." "Are you being impertinent?" "No, no, ma'am." "You see, Droopy only likes one song, and whenever I sing anything else, she just naturally ups and throws me." "What's your name?" "Stephen, ma'am." "Stephen what?" "Just call me Stephen." "I suppose you have a second name." "Oh, yes, ma'am." "Where did you learn to sing?" "Oh, l-I just sort of sing." "You sing quite well." "Thank you." "Will you sing something for us?" "Well, if you don't mind, I'd rather not." "We could tie Droopy up." "Just the same, l-I don't think" "We don't expect you to amuse us for nothing, my man." "He doesn't want your money." "Come on, sailor." "Well, I don't know. l" "Of course he will." "Pardon me, darling." "§ Why does my heart pound like a hammer §" "§ Why do I start to stutter and stammer §" "§ When I'm near the one I adore §" "§ The girl I love §" "§ Why is it I'm the silliest person §" "§ Spend all my time and keep on rehearsing' §" "§ A love song §" "§ She knows nothing of §" "§ If I were sure that I meant anything to her §" "§ I'd be brave §" "§ And here's the song I'd bring to her §" "§ I'd sing to her §" "§ May I §" "§ Be the only one to say I §" "§ Really fell in love the day I §" "§ First set eyes on you §" "§ May I §" "§ With your very kind permission §" "§ Tell you that my one ambition §" "§ Is to share a love affair with you §" "§ Here I wait §" "§ Do give me my chance §" "§ Do tell me my fate §" "§ What is your answer §" "§ May I §" "§ Hold you to my heart and pray I §" "§ Will be there beside you when they groom and bride you §" "§ May I hear you say §" "§ I do §" "§ Oh, may I §" "§ Be the only one to say I §" "§ Really fell in love the day I §" "§ Oh, the day that I set eyes on you §" "§" "§ May I §" "§ With your very kind permission §" "§ Tell you that my one ambition §" "§ Is to share §" "§ Oh, to share that love affair with you §" "§ Here I wait §" "§ Do give me my chance §" "§ Do tell me my fate §" "§ What is your answer §" "§ May I §" "§ Hold you to my heart and pray I §" "§ Will be there beside you when they groom and bride you §" "§ May I hear you say §" "§ I do §" "§ Good night, lovely little lady §" "I believe you taught her that trick yourself." "Yes, ma'am." "Anyhow I think you better give Droopy some exercise." "She looks stuffy." "Yes, ma'am." "Uh, Doris, I'm not sure the sailor and the bear should be allowed to parade this deck." "Why not, when you think of the other things that parade this deck." "Ha!" "We're playing bridge." "Uncle Hubert, couldn't you manage... to be a little less rude to Prince Michael and Prince Alexander?" "I don't like 'em." "They're really very nice boys." "I know." "I know." "They dance beautifully, probably knit beautifully too." "But I don't like 'em." "You better had." "They want to marry me." "Both of them?" "Yes." "That's what makes it so difficult;" "I can only marry one." "Well, don't stint yourself." "You know you can afford both of them." "Now, Uncle Hubert, don't be unkind." "The Siamese twins married one girl." "They're not Siamese." "Well, I could paste 'em together for you." "Even then, you wouldn't have a man." "Ah!" "Well, you know, I'm very fond of that animal." "Aren't you?" "Who, me?" "Oh, yes, I'm very attached to her." "Say, what would you think about giving her... a little more scope when you exercise her?" "How do you mean?" "Well, uh" "Wait just a minute." "Just a minute." "Right here." "Well, how about these?" "I hardly think the owner would want me to go skating about, sir." "Oh, no, no, not for you." "Let's put 'em on Droopy." "Droopy?" "Yes." "Then she'll get twice the exercise." "Don't you see?" "Yes, sir." "Yeah." "Come on, Droopy, old girl." "Come on." "All right, get her up." "There you are." "Hey! Look out!" "Look out!" "Hello." "Oh, l-l-- I'll murder that sailor!" "He should be put in irons!" "And fed on bread and water." "Look out!" "Look out!" "The lad is teaching that bear too fast." "But can you imagine that?" "Fancy skating lessons the first time out." "Hold her, sailor." "This is insufferable!" "The man must be out of his mind." "Anybody get hurt?" "I did, but not where it shows." "In my country, the man would be taught a lesson he'd never forget." "The lad meant no harm." "Put Droopy to bed and come back here and wait for me." "Yes, ma'am." "I should report you to the Captain to be disciplined, but I prefer to deal with you myself." "Yes, ma'am." "He's the freshest sailor I've ever seen." "Ah, but he's cute." "If you'd only give me the right to protect you." "Oh, Doris, if I were your husband, such things as this would never happen to you." "Well, anyway, who wants to walk?" "Hubert, I want one." "You want one?" "I want a prince." "I want a drink, a great big drink." "§ She walks like you §" "§ She talks like you §" "§ Says pretty little things just the way you do §" "§ So I fell in love with her §" "§ Because she reminds me of you §" "§ She doubts like you §" "§ She pouts like you §" "§ Always keeps on telling me that I'm untrue §" "§ So I fell in love with her §" "§ Because she reminds me of you §" "§ Now time and time I've called her by your name §" "§ And our love I never have denied §" "§ But she said if I loved her half as much as I love you §" "§ She'd be more than satisfied §" "§ She sighs like you §" "§ She cries like you §" "§ Always keeps on telling me that I'm untrue §" "§ But I fell in love with her §" "§ Because she reminds me of you §" "Angry, Hubert?" "No, I'm not angry." "I'm just hurt." "I had a vague idea we were engaged to be married." "I'm perfectly willing to marry you, but first I want you to buy me a prince." "What are you gonna do with it, have it stuffed?" "No, I wanna marry it." "I--What?" "Then when I'm a princess, I'll divorce him and marry you." "Well?" "You asked me to come back." "Haven't you anything to say about your extraordinary behavior?" "I'm sorry it happened, and I said so." "What made you do such a thing?" "The reason one does things isn't always clear." "It's perfectly clear to me." "You did it because you're fresh, irresponsible, indifferent to the decorum of my ship and safety of my guests." "Isn't that true?" "Answer me!" "Well, l-I wouldn't say that." "A full grown man who should be doing something useful... like trying to rise in your profession, making yourself fit to command a ship of your own someday." "But you haven't anything on your mind but singing songs or playing games with bears." "I also scrub decks." "You are being impertinent." "I haven't said anything disrespectful... yet." "You annoy me so, I could slap your face." "Well, if it would make you feel any better." "Ohh!" "Is there anything else, ma'am?" "Get below and never put your foot on this deck again!" "The next port we touch, you're dismissed!" "Yes, ma'am." "Good night." "Fog lifting any?" "No sign of it yet, sir." "§ If some sweet bambino says you are his queen-o §" "§ Then in some casino he fills you with vino §" "The charts!" "They're overboard! Charts." "Don't be silly." "Christopher Columbus never had any charts." "It's more sporting, more exciting... to sail out into the unknown." "Now see what you've done now." "Take the wheel." "I'll call the skipper." "No, no, no, don't bother." "Don't bother." "I'll steer this ship like the ancient Phoenicians-- by the stars." "This is serious, sir." "Oh, calm yourself." "Men nowadays use too many gadgets." "There's the North Star." "The North Star is there." "That's the North Star." "I'll show you." "Just a minute." "We're on a reef!" "Close all watertight doors!" "Three feet of water in the port hold, sir." "Everybody on deck, and put on your life preservers!" "We're sinking!" "The owner and passengers will leave in Mr.Johnson's boat." "Everything is okay now, my darling." "Captain said to shove off at once." "Right." "Are you coming?" "One minute." "Don't worry, Edith." "I'll save you." "She's filling up fast, sir." "Stand by the pumps." "Where you goin'?" "I forgot Droopy, sir." "Hurry up, Doris!" "We're sinking!" "Soon as I get my clothes on!" "A life preserver's more important." "I haven't got one!" "We'll save you! I'm practically in the water now." "Hubert!" "There goes our sea skate!" "Look, Droopy!" "§ Good night §" "§ Lovely little lady §" "§ I must say adieu to you §" "§ And your loveliness §" "§ Good night §" "§ Lovely little lady §" "§ How it makes me grieve to leave §" "§ The charms you possess §" "§ For when you are gone my dear §" "§ How lonely it seems §" "§ But we'll meet again my dear §" "§ On a pillow of love 'neath a blanket of green §" "§ So good night lovely little lady §" "§ Oh, let us kiss again §" "§ And then good night §" "§ Many brave hearts §" "§ Are asleep in the deep §" "§ Well, good night §" "§ Lovely little lady §" "§ I must say adieu to you §" "§ And your loveliness §" "Is that you, sailor?" "Yoo-hoo!" "Hey, sailor!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yell in English!" "Well, where are ya?" "Somewhere in the Pacific Ocean!" "Well, keep on yelling'!" "We'll get together!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Yoo-hoo!" "Ah, there you are." "Well, how ya doin'?" "Let go of that poor animal." "I can't." "I haven't got any life preserver." "No, you wouldn't have." "That's what's the matter with my yacht-- sailors who haven't sense enough to wear a life preserver when the ship's sinking." "I should fire you." "Ah, but you did." "Don't you remember?" "You're still fired." "Okay, okay." "Pay me off." "Hmph!" "Think you're funny?" "Quiet!" "I'll talk as much as l-- Shut up!" "I think I hear land." "You hear land?" "Do I have to duck you to keep you quiet?" "You wouldn't dare." "Oh!" "With the whole Pacific Ocean to swim in, I'd have to bump into you!" "§ Get along little Droopy Get along §" "§ Work for the night is coming §" "§ Work through the morning hours §" "§ Work while-- §" "This is beginning to depress me." "We're still on our first day, so you better keep your chin up." "My chin is fine." "The trouble is with my chassis." "Come on." "It's your turn." "All right." "What's the idea of the scotch?" "Oh, I brought it along in case." "In case." "Get it?" "I bet the answer's funny." "§ Work for the night is coming §" "§ Work through the morning hours §" "§ Work while the dew is sparkling §" "If you'd kept out of it, I might have married her before the yacht crashed." "Yeah." "Then you'd have had her money." "Well, now nobody's got it." "Look!" "We're in!" "Put me down!" "Oh, I can't let you drown." "Put me down, sailor!" "Don't be any more annoying than you can help." "Ooh!" "You put me down, all right!" "Looks like a nice little island." "Looks pretty lonesome." "Did everybody else get off on lifeboats?" "I don't know." "Oh, the boys were getting me a life preserver." "One of them did." "Do you know which one?" "No, you wouldn't." "Well, you might tell me what you think happened to 'em." "Well, there's a chance they might have drowned." "Why, with this sun, we ought to be dry in no time." "I can't stand these wet clothes a minute longer." "Then you better get up there and take 'em off." "Sailor, wring that out for me." "It hurts me to tell you this, but you'll have to get along... without a lady's man for a time." "I hate to tell you this, but I'm gonna bounce this rock on your head... as soon as I get dressed." "Ah-ah." "Remember what happened when you just slapped me." "Well, don't be unsociable, sailor." "Let's try and get along." "Well, look." "At what?" "The boys." "The boys!" "Well, don't stand there." "Go help them." "Do something." "Right this way." "Hey, sailor, pull us ashore!" "Yes, sir!" "Come on!" "Nuts." "You're safe." "That's the important thing." "All those hours thinking you lost." "Which one of you saved me?" "Well, I, uh" "Well, don't be modest about it." "Tell me." "Doris!" "Darling!" "Ohh!" "Honey!" "Well, Doris!" "Oh, Uncle Hubert!" "Thank heavens you're safe!" "Da" " Ohh." "The shipwreck hasn't turned out as well as I'd hoped." "Oh, hello, sailor." "I wish we could dry out." "Sailor, build a fire." "Hurry up." "I'm hungry." "Breakfast." "That's an idea." "Where are we gonna get it?" "There must be things to eat." "This is an island, probably uninhabited." "Well, the first thing is a fire." "Have you matches?" "Can you cook?" "Certainly." "Swell." "Then we can have some breakfast." "Not anything that takes long." "I'm famished." "Something simple-- a fish, for example." "We'll leave the menu to you." "I think maybe we better get one thing straight." "We're on an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean." "There's nobody here to fetch and carry for you." "Well, what's he mean?" "I fired him." "This seems to be a devil of a time" "You'll be well-paid for any-- You can cut that." "We're off the gold standard here." "What do you expect us to do?" "The last thing that you'd ever think of." "Work." "See, I'm willing to do all I can, but you got to help yourselves." "Gather driftwood, dig clams, pack water, build a shelter." "What are you gonna do?" "Well, I'll show you how if you wish." "You mean you're gonna run things?" "Well, it looks as though I'd have to." "You seem to forget" "You can take it or leave it." "Naturally, we don't take it." "Can't take it, you mean." ""Don't take it," I said." "Okay." "I didn't suggest it." "You got hungry." "Well, now don't you think you were a little hasty, dear?" "We'll probably starve." "Oh, we'll look after you." "Just leave everything to us." "Now I know we'll starve." "Aah!" "Oh!" "Ohhh!" "My lingerie." "It's a blessing you're not in them." "Gracie, you've lost something." "Yeah" " Oh." "Aw." "Oh, thanks, George." "Thanks a lot." "Thanks for what?" "For my panties." "I know better than to ask you, but what are you talking about?" "My panties." "It was sweet of you to buy them for me, and such a surprise too." "Listen, we're in the middle of the ocean on an uninhabited island." "We are here collecting species of flora and fauna." "What station are they on?" "What station are they on?" "They're not on the radio." "Yes." "Flora are plants and fauna are animals." "Flora and Fauna will be on the radio... because that combination sounds as good as Amos and Andy, don't you think so?" "I think so." "Listen, what I'm trying to say to you is that there are no stores on the island." "Where would I buy panties?" "Well, I give up, George, but why don't you buy 'em in the same place you bought these?" "Yes, well-- Stop it." "Stop it." "You're getting daffy." "George, another surprise." "Am I getting a one-pound box or a two-pound box?" "I love daffy." "That's my favorite candy." "Stop it." "You're getting nuts." "If it's just the same to you, could I have daffy without nuts?" "I've had it with nuts." "Listen, try to understand what I'm talking about." "You're just plain daffy." "Now that's what I want-- just plain daffy." "I'm crazy about just plain daffy." "You're crazy." "My map!" "My map of the island!" "This is the result of two months surveying!" "What is all this?" "What are these little marks?" "Those are my inventions." "That's my moose trap." "Moose trap?" "You probably mean a mousetrap." "Oh, no." "This is for more than one mouse." "You see, two mouse make a mice." "And two mice make a moose." "And two mice make a moose?" "How is this silly invention of yours gonna catch moose?" "Well, it doesn't." "It catches lions and tigers." "Lions and tigers?" "Well, sure." "You see, it has a sign on the trap." "It says, "Keep out." "For moose only." That explains it, I guess." "And the lions and tigers can't read," "So they go in and get caught." "so they go in and get caught." "I wanna show you my invention." "You couldn't invent something that would make you disappear." "Well, I'm working on that." "Come on." "Look." "Footprints." "Where do they come from?" "What are they doing here?" "Well, that's part of my trap." "Animals always follow footprints, you know." "I" "What are you doing?" "I'm picking up the footprints so the animals won't follow us." ""So the animals won't follow us"?" "Yes." "It's part of your invention." "That came right out of my own head." "I'd have it stuffed." "Your head." "My head?" "Oh, I have brains." "Animals." "My shaving mirror." "I've been looking for it for days." "Well, that's part of my invention also." "You see, the lion sees himself in the mirror and thinks it's another lion." "So he, the real lion, snatches the piece of meat so the other lion won't get it." "I'll see you later." "Don't go, George." "I haven't finished yet." "Now, look." "You be the lion and pull the string." "Pull the string." "Moose trap." "There you are." "Come on, George." "Well..." "who is that?" "Well, that's Uncle Fred." "He frightens the lions." "No, he really doesn't do anything." "Ya see, he was always very kind to animals, so I just put him there out of sentiment." "Come on, George." "And this--This is a barrel." "I'm glad you told me because for a minute," "I thought that was a barrel." "Yeah." "There ya go." "Quiet." "Quiet." "George, kick the coconut." "Kick?" "I'll be glad to." "§" "Oh, this next one will get ya." "§" "Clever." "Don't you think so?" "I think so." "Did you notice the camera?" "Yes." "In case the lion gets away, then we always have a picture of it." "And the music soothes the savage beast." "Soothes the savage beast." "Is that gun loaded?" "Oh, sure." "If you pull on the rope, it goes boom." "It goes boom?" "Oh, yeah." "Let me out of here!" "I'd like to, but I have to wait until it gets dark." "Good and dark?" "Well, sure because if I let you out now, the animals might see me, and then they'll know how to get out." "Well, good-bye, George." "I'll see ya sometime tonight." "Gracie." "Good-bye, George." "Gracie!" "Gracie!" "Good-bye!" "Good-bye, George!" "§ Never treat others with scorn §" "§ We're only here 'cause we're born §" "§ Although you're way up §" "§ You may not stay up §" "§ Stop tootin' your horn §" "§ Why boast of the wealth you possess §" "§ High on the hill of success §" "§ On friendship you never should frown §" "§ You'll need the same friends §" "§ On the weary way down §" "§ So love thy neighbor §" "§ Walk up and say how be ya §" "§ Gee, but I'm glad to see ya, pal §" "§ How's tricks What's new §" "§ Love thy neighbor §" "§ Offer to share his burden §" "§ Tell him to say the word 'n' §" "§ You will see him through §" "§ 'Specially if there should be §" "§ A beautiful girl next door §" "§ Say to that girl next door §" "§ Now don't think I'm bold §" "§ But my mother told me to love thy neighbor §" "§ And you will find your labor §" "§ A great deal easier Life will be breezier §" "§ If you love thy neighbor §" "§" "How will we live?" "What'll we do?" "What'll we eat?" "We'll live on the milk of human kindness and coconuts to you." "I could live here forever." "It's wonderful." "It's grand." "Especially when a charming neighbor lends such a helping hand." "§ Oh, let's be domestic happy and love nest-ic §" "§ Let's begin to turn this into an island of joy §" "§ You'll be the papa and I'll be the mama §" "§ We'll be a hubby and spouse §" "§ You wash the dishes I'll look at Ballyhoo §" "§ Let's play house §" "Own your own home, the acme of perfection." "And the customer is always right." "We're open for inspection." "Inquire on the premises." "If nothing suits you, we will alter." "For when a home is built on the foundation of love, it's as strong as the rocks of"Gibraltinter."" "Uh, Gi-Gi-Gibraltar." "There it stands, yawning invitingly." "Into its fold let's creep." "It was yawning', Massa." "It was yawning', but it's rolled over and done gone to sleep." "§ 'Specially should there be §" "§ A beautiful girl next door §" "§ I will say to that girl next door §" "§ Now don't think I'm bold §" "§ My mama told me to love thy neighbor §" "§ And you will find your labor §" "§ A great deal easier Life will be breezier §" "§ If you love thy neighbor § I'll never go on another uninhabited island." "I don't care who lives there." "§ Quitters!" "[Laughs, Clears Throat]" "Could we help you in a nice way?" "I'll set the table and wash the dishes afterwards." "If you want anything to eat, you'll have to go dig some clams." "Maybe if I made a noise like a female clam, they'd come out by themselves." "Come on, dear." "Maybe the sailor has a match." "No! Well, not so gently." "Hit it hard." "I was only trying to act like a lady." "Why, with all your talents?" "Oh, it's no use." "That's what I thought." "I think maybe I'll go borrow a light from the sailor." "I think maybe I'll go with you." "All right." "If that's what you want to do." "Could we be of any assistance to you?" "Go up there and gather some wood..." "both of you." "Anybody care to drink a little dessert?" "Did you ever see anyone so stubborn? Well, sir, everything a man needs to live is right here... ready to take." "Why, with a hammer and saw, I could build a city." "What you could do with tools." "Are you gonna let me starve?" "Say, if you wanna eat, you gotta work... just like the rest of us." "Papa spank." "Thank you." "That's just the same as stealing." "Oh, I ought to slap your face." "If it would make you feel any better." "§" "Gracie, what's the matter?" "I can't sleep." "Why don't you try counting sheep?" "Shh!" "I did." "Look." "News flash:" "The oil tanker Good Hope reports by radio... they have rescued the crew of the palatial yacht Doris, which was owned by Miss Doris Worthington, heiress of the Worthington millions." "The owner and her party are believed lost." "Did you hear that?" "Isn't that awful?" "I should say that is." "Sure." "They woke up my sheep." "Gracie, why don't you go to sleep?" "I can't go to sleep." "I've got insomnia." "George, frighten me, and that will cure my insomnia." "All right, I'll frighten ya." "Close your eyes and count from one to 20, and I'll frighten ya." "Yeah, all right." "Now no peeking'." "1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1 4," "1 5, 1 6, 1 7," "B-1 9, 20!" "Here I come!" "Ready or not!" "Here--Aw!" "George!" "George!" "George?" "George, where are you? That's a good disguise, George, but it doesn't frighten me." "Try again." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 1 0." "Ready or not, here I come." "Here I" " George?" "Georgie Porgie?" "George!" "Georgie! Ye" "Oh, that's much better, George, but your baby-blue eyes gave you away." "I don't know, but I think you look better in that than you do in your street clothes." "I'm getting tired." "Let's stop playing and carry me home piggyback." "Whee!" "Here I go!" "Now, George, not too fast." "Oh, George!" "You know bears can't climb trees!" "Now George Martin, take me down this instant." "Gracie!" "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "If this is you up here, then who are you down there?" "Gracie, this is me." "That's a real bear up there." "Come on down." "Come on, Gracie!" "§ May I §" "§ Be the only one to say I §" "§ Really fell in love the day I §" "§ First set eyes on you §" "§ May I §" "§ With your very kind permission §" "§ Tell you that my one ambition §" "§ Is to share a love affair with you §" "§ Here I wait §" "§ Do give me my chance §" "§ Do tell me my fate §" "§ What is your answer §" "§ May I §" "§ Hold you to my heart and pray I §" "§ Will be there beside you when they groom and bride you §" "§ May I hear you say §" "§ I do §" "Gracie, my gun!" "A bird!" "What?" "A bird!" "A bird!" "All right, wait a minute!" "Here." "Not a duck." "My gun!" "How could you shoot with a duck?" "Well, my father used to shoot ducks, but maybe that duck wasn't loaded." "I'd like to bet that your father was." "If he was, then why did... the duck shoot my father because I always say-- Quiet!" "Quiet!" "Well, I missed him." "He's gone, and that was a stratosphere duck, and they're very rare." "I'm glad you missed him." "I don't like rare duck." "I like my ducks well-done." "Now take my uncle." "You take your uncle." "They did." "They did?" "My uncle's a hunter." "Well, I'd rather not hear about it." "My uncle always goes out duck hunting." "Now Monday he takes four dogs, and Tuesday he takes three dogs." "Gracie, Gracie, why does he take four dogs Monday and three dogs Tuesday?" "Because that other dog won't follow him on Tuesday." "Why?" "Because he shot him Monday." "Nice work." "He aims at little innocent birds and shoots dogs." "Yeah, all except one dog." "His favorite dog." "His name is Scram." "Your uncle's name is Scram?" "Oh, stop." "No, the dog's name is Scram." "You see, that saves my uncle a lot of money calling him Scram." "Because the dog's name is Scram, that saves your uncle a lot of money?" "Sure." "When he calls the dog to feed him, he hollers, "Scram!" "Scram!"" "And the dog runs away." "I get the whole thing." "And the dog runs away." "I mean, the whole" "Gracie, the stratosphere duck!" "My gun!" "George, hit him!" "Hit him hard!" "Hit him hard!" "Gracie!" "Gracie!" "I missed him." "I missed him!" "George, you missed him with your gun, but you didn't miss him with your head." "I think you shoot straighter with your head than with your gun." "You think so?" "I think so." "Let me tell ya somethin'." "There is nothing up here." "Yeah, I know." "What was that?" "The moose trap." "Something's caught in my moose trap." "Moose trap." "Me know you." "Gracie, what's the matter?" "We just caught Tarzan's mate." "Tarzan is a character in a book." "Well, maybe he got out." "Would you mind helping me out of this hole?" "Well, who are you?" "Where did you come from?" "We were shipwrecked on the other side of the island." "Do you live here?" "Well, temporarily." "We're Mr. and Mrs. George Martin." "Naturalists." "Our camp-- I'm Miss Doris Worthington." "Oh." "Oh, Gracie, this is the missing heiress." "Hello." "Maybe she knows where my missing brother is." "Do you know where my missing brother" "Gracie." "Instead of shooting a bird, I should have shot a little idiot." "If you gotta shoot an idiot, shoot a big one." "We're gonna have company for dinner." "We heard about your shipwreck on the radio." "Ships are searching all the islands for you." "Oh, how nice." "Our boat is coming next month." "In the meantime, we could make you comfortable at our camp." "Thank you." "But for the present, could you just lend us some clothes?" "Oh, certainly." "Why, certainly." "And a kit of tools?" "Tools?" "Yes, a tool kit, if you'll be so kind." "Playing boats?" "Tools!" "This is luck!" "A gift from heaven." "Now you can build that city you were talking about." "This feels like a blanket." "That's to sleep on after you've built your city." "Clothes!" "Ohh!" "Now where do you suppose they came from?" "Maybe they were washed ashore." "Here." "Carry some of these." "Come on." "Well, sir, it's a good thing somebody around here keeps his eyes open." "Sailor, I don't know how we'd ever get along without you." "Hey, look, Robinson Crusoe." "Why do we have to do everything in one day?" "Is our lease up tonight?" "Oh, stop crabbing'." "The work is good for your liver." "My liver never did anything for me." "Anyhow you'll all sleep well tonight." "See, a little work won't hurt you... for once." "Oh, I don't mind work now and then." "But I don't want it to become a habit." "Don't say that, Uncle Hubert." "He worked harder himself than any of us." "He certainly did." "Why, we've only begun to work." "Tomorrow we'll get an early start, about 6:00." "What?" "And waste the whole morning?" "Stop grumbling." "The least you can do is obey orders cheerfully." "Without the sailor to lead us, where would we be now?" "Asleep." "We'd probably be dead of starvation and exposure." "Oh, now don't exaggerate." "I'm gonna hit the hay." "Call me October 8." "How can you think of sleep on a night like this?" "Smell the breeze." "It's perfume." "Smell it yourself." "It's your idea." "Aw, let's go out in the jungle and pick some orchids." "No, I'm tired." "Let 'em come out here and pick us." "Now you draw two hearts with an arrow joining them." "Then you put the initials inside the hearts." "Oh, I didn't see you." "That's what annoyed me." "I'm just trying to figure out a simple method... of bringing fresh water into the camp." "See" "Sailor, look at the moon." "Now look at me." "Now tell me what you're thinking about." "Uh, this, uh-- this diagram. l" "Sailors aren't what they used to be." "No, sir." "Gimme the good old sailors." "If I could get this figured out tonight," "I think we could have it in operation in three or four days." "How long do you expect to be here?" "Well, your guess is as good as mine." "Maybe better." "You know you're just like that butler in the play, the one that was marooned with his lady?" "What was his name?" "Crichton, isn't it?" "Crichton." "That's right." "The Admirable Crichton." "Only he was dressed in skins, showing his chest." "Am I gonna get to see your chest, sailor?" "Everything's funny to you, isn't it?" "The lady fell in love with him." "I remember that part." "But it didn't turn out very happily." "He had to give her up." "I remember that part." "It must have been fun while it lasted." "Oh, she was a selfish little prig." "How could he fall in love with a selfish little prig?" "I did." "Who is she?" "Wouldn't it be better if you ran along and let me figure out the water supply?" "No." "It's after working hours." "Who is the little pig you fell in love with?" "Prig." "Who is she?" "You." "I fell in love with you the day you walked up that gangplank." "You kept it pretty quiet." "What's the matter with me, too much money?" "No." "Nobody has too much money." "What then?" "Don't you think you better... go to bed?" "Look, sailor." "Why didn't you tell me you're in love with me?" "A man hasn't a right to keep a thing like that to himself." "I didn't want to." "Why not?" "Because I have a fairly clear idea about my life-- what I want and what I have to do." "Such as?" "When we get off this island, I'd like to continue around the world." "I'm an architect." "At least, that's what they told me at college." "I've been offered a job in New York." "Is that so important?" "No, but it's better than letting a wife support you." "You mean that, sailor?" "I wish I didn't." "I never thought about it that way before." "But, you see, it hurts because I saw you too when I came up the gangplank." "You had a smudge of grease on your nose." "Well... what are we gonna do about it?" "Nothing." "Then why are you making love to me?" "I'm not making love to you." "Yes, you are, sailor." "Really, you are." "And I want you to, though I don't know why." "§ Once in a blue moon §" "§ Someone like you happens along §" "§ Out of a clear blue sky §" "§ Here are you Here am I §" "§ Once in a blue moon §" "§ Life will become a beautiful song §" "§ Though we were worlds apart §" "§ Here we are heart to heart §" "§ Souls §" "§ That used to be strange souls §" "§ Now are sharing §" "§ A dream so divine §" "§ Lips §" "§ That used to be strange lips §" "§ Are declaring §" "§ I love you §" "§ Will you be mine §" "§ Say you'll be mine §" "§ Once in a blue moon §" "§ Someone like you happens along §" "§ A blessing from heaven §" "§ Above §" "§ Here are you §" "§ Here am I §" "§ This is love §" "Miss Worthington!" "Miss Worthington!" "Miss Worthington!" "Do you know where Miss Worthington is?" "This is Miss Worthington herself." "I came to tell you that you're rescued, and the captain's" "Two boats arrived searching for you over in the cove by our camp now." "We thought we'd better come fetch you." "You could spend the night... at our camp and be ready for an early start." "George would like his tools." "Come on." "Well, no, wait a minute." "I mean, the tools and the clothes that we leant her to play thatjoke on somebody." "Yes, thank you." "You can take the rest across." "We'll follow in a few minutes." "Come on." "Ye" " Oh, oh." "Don't be angry." "Please." "Why don't you go?" "You've had your fun." "Don't take it like that." "Go on back to your friends." "A lot of people laughing makes it funnier." "Stephen-- You can tell them the rest of it-- how I made love to you and told you my life's history and everything." "They'll die laughing." "I kissed you." "Now that meant a lot to you, didn't it?" "Doris!" "Oh, Doris!" "Here I am, Michael!" "You gave us an awful scare, Doris." "We thought you got lost." "She's not alone." "Well, practically alone." "Come along, Doris." "The others started over long ago." "Miss Worthington isn't going." "She's staying here." "What's he talking about?" "Thank heaven we don't have to take any more of his insolence." "Come along, Doris." "On your way, before I break both your necks." "See here." "The man's crazy." "I've been wanting to do this for a long time." "That was a very stupid thing to do." "Why?" "Can't we all play games?" "I like to play rough." "Will you tell me what on Earth-- You'll find out." "I suppose a fate worse than death awaits me." "How do you know it's worse than death?" "You never been dead, have ya?" "Let me go!" "I will not! Let me outta here!" "This is not exactly a perfumed boudoir, but after all, Adam and Eve got along all right." "You wouldn't dare!" "Why wouldn't I?" "Tomorrow you'll be back in your own world... spoiled and petted and sheltered and out of my reach." "In all my life, I'll probably never see you again." "But tonight you're mine, just as you pretended to be." "Remember this, will you?" "And remember it always." "Remember there was a man you led on and laughed at." "A man who could have" "Well, he didn't... because you're not worth it." "Doris." "Are you all right?" "Are we in time?" "Yes, you're in time." "Doris, I feel you ought to know that it was Michael who gave you his life preserver." "Alexander, you shouldn't have told her." "I asked you not to." "Michael is so modest." "It was very nice of you, Michael." "I'll see that you get a Carnegie medal or something." "Ready, Miss Worthington." "You know-- Gracie, do you miss these people so much?" "No, they don't mean anything in my life." "Then why are you crying?" "Oh, this thing keeps pinching' my stomach." "Mr., Mrs., Mrs., Mrs., Mrs., Mrs., Miss." "Say, look at this." ""Miss Lucille Van Epps O'Rourk, Park Avenue, New York."" "Mike!" "Alex!" "§ If you're drinking scotch-a and feeling quite reckless §" "§ And some sweet muchacha says "buy me a necklace" §" "§ It's just an old Spanish custom §" "Ah, my Adonis, so handsome, so fair." "Smoke gets in your eyes, but you gets in my hair." "Go to your royal princes." "We're finished." "We're through." "§ Princes now are quite taboo §" "§ All I crave is Y-O-U §" "§ Can't you see, woof-woof It's the animal in me § Skipper wants to see you on the bridge." "Right." "I changed ships." "Why?" "On account of Droopy." "She needs a father." "Now what did you come here for?" "For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer." "No, really, Stephen." "I want to study architecture too." "Haven't you had enough fun with me?" "I've never been so serious in all my life." "Please believe me." "No." "Oh, I'm sorry for what I did to you." "I'll be good, Stephen, really I will." "I'll do everything you tell me to." "Say, do I have to slap your face to make you kiss me?" "§ I'll be there beside you when they groom and bride you §" "§ May I hear you say I do § Hey, Captain." "Can you sing "Good Night, Lovely Little Lady"?" "Yes." "Then sing it loud and clear." "§ Good night §" "§ Lovely little lady § § Doris §" "§ Lovely little lady §" "§ Dearest one you are §" "§ A blessing from heaven above §" "§ Here are you §" "§ Here am I §" "§ This is love §"