"Really?" "Keep writing..." " tell me what an awesome body... what an awesome body!" "Smooth and strong like salman khan." "Aww sweetie... let's see some more of you... let's see some more of you please... why don't you switch your's on as well... patience baby patience!" "Baby!" "Show na... show na... show na?" "Yes baby... noooo what the hell's the point in you being called hacky then?" "Shit!" "Who all did that go out to?" "Rvertone!" "Rvertone?" "Oh my god what is he doing?" "His one pack beats all the six packs around!" "Hello?" "The song?" "Yeah, yeah of course i've made the changes i'm coming... i 'm coming..." "on my way... come on!" "5000 hits and counting!" "Not bad!" "Vishal check this out ya!" "Dude i'm busy... not now... all right all right check me sir you really think i'd have a bomb on me?" "!" "Hacky?" "Hacky... hurrt up!" "Rahul's been waiting for the changes... sorrt bro... made a small change in the chorus i'll see you after the show..." "kill it rahul!" "See you... why does it feel like all my dreams are on ajourney that never ends my uncertain heart is mute" "tied scared and does not say what it wants to say like an untethered cloud a lost scrap of a soul swirls in a whirlpool of wants and needs leaving bits of my stort scattered around" "the sky seems to be filled with clouds that go nowhere like dreams without substance but still i dream on, i dream on" "dreams like hot air balloons all talk and no weight float away from me" "confusion flecks the eyes rises like smoke and clouds our lives" "but i have hope there will come a day we will know who we are and where we are going and it will all begin to make sense till then the sky seems to be filled" "with clouds that go nowhere like dreams without substance but still i dream on, i dream on" "all right!" "Damn cool..." "thanks bro... for the last 3 songs you wrote." " Nice." "Hey i can't write to save my ass, but if i was to sing in your band what would i get?" " You - sure!" "Touch the sky... he's got some talent all right" "hell you guys were on fire tonight!" "We missed the first band though - who was it?" "Poison ivy - ohhhh... poison ivy huh?" "How the hell do you manage to make the name of a band sound so obscene?" "Hey trt it with - greater mumbai municipal corporation!" "Greeeaaaater muuumbaaai municipal corrrporation... ok now say - yeah?" "Anuradha sengupta - anuuurrraaadha sennnguuuptttta oh man that's sick!" "Uh huh -anuradha sengupta wow, who's that?" "!" "No idea... it's a random friend request... i get them evert day, from tons of other girls... that only happens in your life..." "not in real life!" "Have you ever sent a friend request on facebook to anyone?" "Sure... to friends no i mean to a girl you don't know you crazy?" " Why?" "She'd accept it!" "Wow the fringe benefits of being a rockstar in the univ!" "Look at him studies biochemistrt in a 2nd rate college but check out his popularity rating!" "Hey hey!" "If only people knew that you write all my songs you'd be as much of a rage in the university i'll bet." "You insane?" "I'm battling a goddamn recession where females are concerned in my life as it is and if they get to know i write your pansy songs?" "They'll run!" "You idiot!" "You'll score instead!" "Look at me!" "Rxactly!" " Look at you!" "Rven if you go up on stage and sing the cow is my mother... it's a milch animal, white in color... girls are still gonna tear their clothes off while screaming 'rahul rahul rahul'!" " Good point!" "There are times when i'm tempted to tear my clothes off... too while screaming out his name, 'rahul rahul rahul'!" "I'm gonna tear my shirt i'm gonna be your fan your turn bro!" "With the letter 'k' night eyes... your night eyes... the moon sleeps inside those night eyes your eyes... your eyes... your night eyes stop stop stop... right here... alright boss, goodnight!" " See you!" "It's damn late." "Will the hostel let you in?" "If they don't i'll show up at your place." "Good plan... we'll watch some 3d hot film!" "It's frigging insane man!" " Are you serious?" "3d porn?" "Impressed aren't ya?" "Screw the hostel!" "Let's go back to your place actually... forget it the warden will call your dad in jammu and you'll be up shit creek i guess... hey bro drop my buddy home safely he's the only child his parents have!" "Lets go bro... no one needs us here anymore!" "I'm gonna tear my shirt" "who is it?" "Who is it!" "Oh no not again!" "Who is it?" "No one sir... it's just vishal, walking in his sleep as usual." "Oh dear... take him to his room then." "All right... malvika!" "Congratulations her damn name is going to constantly be on the tip of our tongues as well now!" "Rnough!" "Just look at her man... she's awesome!" "Looks pretty normal to me." "What's so great about her?" "You're just jealous." "Oh please... i know at least three girls better looking than her!" "Then why on earth don't you ever introduce them to me?" "To a psycho like you?" "Forget it!" "Just look at the way she talks to me!" "Show some respect neha i'm your brother, older brother at that!" "15 minutes older... it doesn't count, right vishal?" "Don't involve me guys... evert time i look at the sibling love that you two share i feel like thanking my parents for producing precisely one child... me!" "Hey you!" " Oh shit!" "Machoman!" "You... damn you... i'm going to... hey machoman..." "leave him!" "Let him be!" "Don't call me machoman!" "Sorrt sorrt satyavrat... satyavrat..." "you should be thanking hacky!" "You crazy?" "Thank him?" "Hell i'm going to kill him!" "Listen if hacky hadn't shared your video... you've would've been invisible forever despite your size!" "Really?" " Of course!" "Look at those girls... they're all checking you out!" "Half the job's done buddy... it's just a question of losing a couple of kilos and you're set!" "They'll pounce on you - pounce on me?" "You bet!" "All over you!" "Think about it... i dream on... i dream on... nice song guys!" "Hey... mogambi who?" "Oh this late entrt... y'know the difference between mogambo and this one?" "Mogambo's sour face would at least break into a... smile at the sight of anil kapoor's hairt chest but this grump, never shows her teeth unless it's to snarl!" "Henna ceremony... garland exchange..." "lovely!" "Where did you click these?" " My sister's wedding who's this?" "My aunt from meerut have you seen the anand photo lab next to the college?" "Yes of course - great." "Why don't you take these there?" "What do you mean?" "I mean that i recruit photographers for the photography club... real photographers if i want someone to click snaps for my cousin's wedding... i'll definitely call you!" "Y'know you have no respect for talent!" "I know why you're not taking me into the photography club!" "Oh yeah?" " Lrsbian!" "What!" "?" "!" "Oh my god!" "Preity's a lesbian?" "No way babe!" "I don't think she can make it with a girl either... i'm gonna trt and make out with her!" "What a slap... wow he's right you know." " Preity's a lesbian?" "No she doesn't let any guy become part of the photography club she's allergic to guys she's a male repellent." "Just like a mosquito repellent!" "Smartass!" " Wow... house full today huh?" "Hi ma'am... good morning mam... hi people... wish i'd see this kind of attendance in class as well!" "Ma'am if you take evert class, i swear i'll show up for each one!" "Ok guys down to work now you all know that founders day is just 3 months away... yes ma'am... how many of you know... that it coincides with the 25th anniversart of our college?" "Really?" "Oh yeah?" "We didn't know that... so we need to put up a kick ass show something new, exciting and totally totally different... ideas!" "Ma'am lets do a play!" "Shake it shakespeare!" "A play..." "coming from dramatics... how original!" "Mohit think of something else look guys 25th anniversart silverjubilee of this college so think of something unique to the college something that defines it" "photography... any ideas?" "Ma'am we could showcase the histort of the college through photographs... like a special coffee table book?" "What's your problem?" "It's boring." "What're you going to have in it?" "Photographs of past principals and faculty?" "We need to fix on an angle just a minute i didn't ask for a vote yet ideas first arguments later" "and vishal, for someone who has such a strong opinion you must be having an idea as well?" "Possibly better than preity's?" "Rvert college has its share of romances and breakups but some couples... they last forever i'm sure that there must've been several romances that took off right here at bunkers point... in the canteen, corridors, librart, auditorium that ended up in marriage" "what if we were to find 25 such couples and do something with them... you know?" "!" "Hah!" "Filmy!" "Okay... that's kind of sweet, romantic... anyone else?" "Ma'am vishal's idea is quite sweet we could do a play on that idea!" "Yeah like a musical... with songs etc!" "Nats... what else is a musical?" "Vishal you're too funny man!" "Pipe down you rascal pipe down okay lets have the votes please preity's idea?" "No one!" "Vishal's idea?" "Ok so we're going to use vishal's idea... along with preity's... that's really cool ma'am... nice one!" "A photographic documentart on the romantic histort of the college." "Yeah that's nice... awesome!" "What're you doing?" "All right clear out now... get started... we don't have too much time left... dramatics stay back please... lets see what we can do with you guys... thanks preity, thanks vishal... what is it?" " There's a problem." "I don't wanna work with a grump like you." "Back out!" "Rxcuse me?" "Tell ms." "Raghubir you don't want to work on this." " What?" "!" "Pretty slow huh?" "Tell ma'am you don't want to work on this project." "Why should i tell her?" "If you don't want to do it, you tell her." "Hey didn't you hear what she said?" "Really sweet and romantic idea?" "!" "You have absolutely no clue what romance is about, so here's my advice to you... don't bother getting involved!" "Hello!" "I've no interest in working with you either, on your stupid idea!" "So that's what i'm saying..." "back out!" "Umm... never mind!" "Don't worrt, i never mind!" "Baby doll... why are you trting to kill the ice cream?" "Not the ice cream, that bloody creature in college." "What's his face?" "Vishal!" "I hate him!" "You hate all guys!" "But this one's special!" "You've been in this college... what 3 months?" "And you've already found someone special enough to hate?" "Wow!" "Stop trting to be funny!" "I don't like people who act funny!" "I take it this guy vishal is funny?" "No!" "He thinks he is funny!" "And people around him constantly encourage him for no bloody reason!" "How?" " By laughing." "Oh my god vishal, you're so funny!" "Oh god... who are these people who send friend requests to strangers?" "!" "Full despo types i mean... i don't know them at all!" "I want to be friends with you baby, add me!" "Ugh!" "Sumit... nah!" "Vishal... no!" "Huzefa... definitely no!" "Uday... please!" "Jayesh?" "No way!" "Oh my god!" " What is it?" "There's a friend request from rahul!" "Who's rahul?" " Rahul, the univ rockstar!" "Remember the singer who pulled me on stage at the rock show the other night!" " Really?" "Lemme see!" "Nice!" "But pree... malu, stop being so modest!" "Look at evertone around you... they're all your fans!" "He had to groove with you on stage once... and now he's your fan!" "Bull shit!" " Oh c'mon malu!" "There are just two kinds of people in this world- the ones... who don't know you and the others who adore you!" "Hah hah!" "Funny!" "Anyway, ignore!" "But why?" "What do you mean why?" " He's probably the hottest guy around... what an awesome singer and hell, his writing's even better!" "Yeah i guess that's no reason why you'd accept his friend request, right?" "Don't do it... go ahead, delete him!" "You know, i used to find him pretty cool earlier, but not anymore i mean, how desperate and uncool... to approach a girl like this on facebook!" "No way!" "Hi girls!" " Hi ma!" "Hi arunima aunty... you girls are still awake?" "Yes aunty." "How was work?" "Madly hectic!" "Ooof... you are too much!" "What're you up to?" " Nothing much... let me see wow what a dish!" "Malu is he your boyfriend?" "No way aunty!" "Rvert guy i know can't be my boyfriend!" "Preity, is he your boyfriend?" "What's wrong with you mom?" "!" "He's the rock star of the entire university!" "How could he possibly be my boyfriend?" " Why not?" "My baby prettiest!" "Your baby's best friend prettiest!" "It's just my name that's preity!" "God i just don't know who you take after!" "Definitely not you." "But presenting exhibit a!" "She definitely takes after you you know... she should've been your daughter." "Then you would've been happy!" " You're right!" "But now that i'm stuck with you... i'll manage... good night arunima!" "Yes, i'm leaving!" "I have a con call in half an hour, so keep it low!" "Aye aye captain!" "Clean your room!" "Okay!" " Oh god, arrgh!" "You're so lucky!" "Why!" " Your mom is always around you!" "And why am i lucky?" "Because your mom is not around you all the time!" "Malu, your mother's on the phone... okay aunty!" "Say hi to shivani aunty... okay!" "Offers of the day!" "Get 25% free with toothpaste... get a random plastic toy free with cornflakes... a, b will get you c free... get a scam free with politicians... and corruption comes free with the municipality... get pollution free with mumbai... and with this friend request, get fraaandship free!" "He's funny!" "Me likey!" "That day you gave me this whole spiel about how i was turning into a celebrity in college!" "But not one girl has given me any attention!" "Open your facebook profile." "Why?" " Just open it dammit!" "Tch tch tch... you call this a celebrity profile?" "Hacky... why don't you click a sexy dp of our hero here?" "Hey!" "Gimme a smile!" "A sexy smile dammit!" "But you can't even see my face in the picture!" "Rxactly!" "Hi i'm satyavrat and i'd like to make friends... what the hell is this crap?" "Let's change it to hi i'm machoman and i'm in a no strings attached relationship with my guitar!" "Nice!" "Not single... complicated!" "But i'm really simple... girls turn simple guys into their brothers... you want that?" "Now... who do you want to send a friend request to first?" "There... that girl rashmi... she's really cute!" "Nice rashmi patel that one?" " Yeah yeah rashmi patel... that one" "vishal you leaving?" " Hey where're you going?" "Why... you can't be on your own?" "You married to me or something?" "No my lord... shut up asswipe!" "Have you ever sent any random girl a friend request?" "You crazy?" "She'd accept it!" "And with this friend request..." "get fraaandship free!" "Send!" "Photos free with this fraaandship... sending you some pictures that i took of you at the concert... hope you like them." "Nice!" "Wow!" "There's a reel in the camera there's a feel in the photo but i'm pretty good looking i say... so what's the big deal hey?" "I don't believe this." "There's a friend request from rahul!" "Really?" " How desperate and uncool" "and with this friend request..." "get fraaandship free!" "Me likey!" "Wow... that's modest!" "You know you really are something rahul!" "Well what can one do?" "My good looks are my enemy i trt really hard to look ugly but what to do... i'm just perfect!" "You know the feeling!" " Hey hey hey!" "No one's perfect okay you're right." "The moon has craters oh my god... how can you praise yourself like that?" "Actually i'm vert shy... i get really embarrassed when someone else praises me what!" "No way... what do you suggest i do..." "praise you instead?" "What will i say that's original and not ever been said so far in praise of a female... by even the greatest of poets?" "Rvert time thus far i've plunged into the beauteous pool that are your eyes and sunk, rvert time thus far i've plunged into the beauteous pool that are your eyes and sunk, but not this time... not this time cause hey... i'll be wearing a swimsuit!" "Wakey wakey!" "Good morning!" " Sunshine." "Huh... beach?" " Goa." "Holiday." " Roadtrip." "Puncture!" " Rgo!" "You - me?" "Sexy!" "Malvika..." " hold on hold on... how can you call yourself sexy?" "That's my job!" "So go ahead..." " with what?" "Yourjob." " Okay." "Malvika... you're so sexy no silly i mean you go do your work... i gotta go." "Bye!" "Miss you already!" "What's up?" " Sshh... sorrt!" "You know if people can't even make it to meetings on time i don't understand why they're bothering to work on this project at all?" "I mean... seriously... sorrt... so hacky where were we... before her highness showed up?" "Uh... yeah... i was tracking down the couples on the internet... right." "And amit and neha will work on the layout." " Okay." "But you'll have to actually write down the concept for evert stort and you'll be clicking the pictures of the couples... if you can make it in time that is" "he was as late as you were, reached just 2 minutes before you did!" "Chill, he's just pulling your leg." "What's your problem?" " You." "Listen - why?" "Don't!" " What?" "You... you... you!" "Listen i'm kind of busy..." "you got something to say, say it!" "Don't be so damn boring!" "You think you're really funny don't you?" "No, i know i'm really funny!" "Well news flash!" "You wrong!" "You're not funny... you're stupid!" "And like you would know?" "Rven your funny bone isn't funny!" "If some joke came and flirted with you, you wouldn't recognize it!" "My god!" "He's a stand up comic!" "So vert funny!" "Aren't i?" "Told you... i'm funny!" " Aaarrrrgh... do me a favour, go burst somewhere else?" "Pretty funny huh!" "?" "Vish..." " what?" "Poor thing..." " shut up!" "Ma'am can't another writer be assigned to this project?" "Why?" " He's got a problem with me ma'am but i love working with her!" "She's so intelligent... great ideator... why would i have issues with her?" "He's lying!" "Whatever issues you might have with each other can't be bigger than the college so whatever it is... sort it out!" "Send each other hate mails, fight it out on blogs i don't give a damn rvert student in this college is dying to work on the founder's day show and you guys... you guys are just caught up in your petty quarrels" "rither the two of you work together on this project... or leave it... together!" "I'll get someone else... and now... unless you step out of here... you're not going to be able to get at each other... so get out and sort it out now." "Bloody liar!" "Pretty dumb... pretty weird pretty horrible!" " Oh please talk for yourself!" "Did i go and complain to ms." "Raghubir?" "No!" "The milk i drink evert bloody morning ferments at the vert sight of you!" "Do i go and sneak to raghubir?" "No!" "I'm not a 4 year old who runs to his teacher crting each time ma'am preity pushed me off the swing!" "Grow up dude!" "You know what... the idea for the project's mine and i'll take all the credit for it no sweat!" " Listen ideator... without my pictures your idea's only ...as good as a cheap mills and boon novel get it?" "!" "Vishal's so mean!" "As though she didn't bite him back?" "She was totally asking for it i think she needs to get laid" "my heart is having a little conversation about you would you like to say something in return?" "Don't use your head so much it's the hearts that need to get chatting go for it, you and i just need to get chatting" "it's you and i that need to get chatting" "i could get to counting the stars maybe make astronomy sound like a gag why don't you say something instead i'll just make something up in return go for it, you and i just need to get chatting" "go for it it's you and i that need to get chatting lets just ease out a little maybe go with the flow say whatever floats up, pops up, comes up so say what do you want to say" "time's walking a step ahead just catch up and whisper something, anything silly, sweet, stupid, bright so say what do you want to say" "my heart is having a little conversation about you would you like to say something in return?" "Don't use your head so much it's the hearts that need to get chatting go for it, you and i just need to get chatting" "it's you and i that need to get chatting chowpatty!" "Breeze!" "Marine drive?" "Lights?" "Lights... rain." " Dance?" "Dance." "Bandra candies... goa beer alright!" "Morning?" "Tea... no... cappuccino sunday?" "Movies friday?" "Coffee karan johar?" "No... shall we meet for coffee on friday?" "Hey pree i'm home... malu!" " Yeah?" "Rahul wants to meet you rahul?" "Rockstar rahul!" "Huh?" "Why?" "Umm... because you've been chatting with him these past three weeks!" "What crap!" "I didn't even... oh my god!" "You... pree... you... oh shit... you crazy?" " No just desperate obviously." " What's the big deal to you?" "Did you ask me before mailing her?" "No." "Did you ask me evert time you chatted with her?" "No." " You planned to meet her on your own." "Yeah... so go ahead... meet her." "Alone." "Dude you don't know her!" "She's exactly your type." "Really?" "She's hot." "Hot like on some other level!" "She's intelligent, beautiful..." "her name itself is meaty dammit!" "Oh yeah?" "Dude... what happened to you?" "Hacky, bro... we're discussing some serious business here can't you have a fit at some other time?" "Whoa!" "Here i am trting to help you!" "And there you are..." "screwing up my acting big time!" "Oh ok... go ahead... one sec... who are you playing again?" "Malvika nice rahul... will you make friends with me?" "No but at least meet me rahul... i'll fire up your nights honey..." "and tire you out all day rahul... no no dude, no." " Go on." "Then i'll make you lose your mind... and hide it right here in my pocket rahul... and?" "Hacky!" "And... evert evening we'll play hide and seek in your bedroom rahul... and then i'll slide up and whisper in your ear yoohoo!" "Yoohoo!" "Nice!" "No way dude... nothing like this is ever going to happen!" "You want me to go meet her or no?" "Yes but..." " okay then forget it." "Sorrt baby no meeting no friendship." "Fine go but... okay no buts... what the hell're you doing?" "Huh?" "To hell with you!" "Beer!" "Dude!" "Sit down for god's sake i'm feeling dizzy just looking at you!" "Why doesn't he pick up his bloody phone?" "!" "Serious?" " What?" "Me or the relationship?" "Neither... and you?" "What?" "Serious?" "No... boyfriend or girlfriend?" "Neither of the two... pick up pick up pick up!" "Pick up pick up pick up!" "So why did you send that friend request?" "I mean... tacky and desperate right?" "That night at the show was fun... and i had no other way of getting in touch with you." "Point and it worked." "You accepted the request didn't you?" "Right tacky but effective" "i've been calling you for ages!" "Where the hell have you been?" "Man don't you know that when a guy's out on a date with a hot girl it's rude to pick up the phone?" "Date?" "You call that a date?" "What else was it?" "You just went to meet her, for me!" "Get that?" "Of course, for you!" "I liked her, for you i impressed her a bit, for you of course made her laugh, just for you... what?" " She's just my type dude." "Asshole you come on home, i'm gonna break both your legs!" "Sure... go ahead then she'll come over to give me some tender loving care... asshole!" "Jokes apart... she's fab man i know i've seen her no i don't mean looks wise... as a person she's quite something really?" "Yeah... he didn't have any rock star type attitude i'm so hot i'm so cool, i play in a band he's just a plain and simple great guy." "Actually, just my type!" "You like him!" " Yeah... why?" "Like like or lust like?" "First you send me to meet him and then you play 20 questions with me!" "Pree if you're so worried i like him why don't you meet him yourself?" "Pree... listen chill..." "he's a nice guy, he'll like you." "Yeah?" "You think so?" "Yeaaaah!" " I don't know... you sure?" "Hello madam why're you wasting my time we're late for the interview." "Come on!" "Listen i'll talk to you later... bye!" "Hi ma'am, mrs qureshi?" "Vishal from hrmc oh yes of course!" " We spoke over the phone... hi vishal, come in, come in!" "Hi sir!" "I'm rafique nice meeting you sir - come, come i hope you didn't have any problems finding our house not at all sir, ma'am's directions were perfect what would you two like to drink, some soft drink... or lemonade?" "It's really hot outside isn't it?" " Ya ya ma'am... no it's okay ma'am." "We're coming directly from college, we're good." "Sure?" "Okay, do come in" "so do tell us, when did you meet each other?" "And how?" "Well... we were classmates... and she was hot!" "He was the class topper... and a total nerd!" "Never ever spoke to me!" "Really?" "So how did you fall in love with each other?" "Well... for three whole years, he just stared at me whoa... you were always surrounded by other guys i didn't even know if you'd ever noticed me!" "You were scared, that's what you were!" "And you were so pretty!" "I didn't dare to dream that you'd ever even look at me!" "One day, under the pretext of having a cup of tea, i asked him to meet me at bunkers point... and straight away asked him why do you keep staring at me?" "I was taken aback i quickly said that it's one of my friends who's attracted to you so then i told him right away... to tell his 'friend' that i was attracted to him as well!" "What if there was a friend for real?" "Go on kid... click more of hers, she's beautiful!" "Sure!" "Just a moment, do i look alright?" "Yes!" "Please do send us a copy of these photographs... sure ma'am." "I'll email them to you - okay it's not just you who's working on this project!" "I'm part of it as well get it?" "!" "This project is about love." "Totally beyond your understanding as though you know a lot about love you just know how to love yourself!" "At least i love myself." "You don't even do that!" "I mean, look at you!" "Shabby clothes... unkempt hair!" "Disgusting!" "I don't need to look pretty, i'm intelligent!" "That is the dumbest thing i've ever heard!" "Pretty idiotic huh?" "!" "Are you waiting for an invite to start this rickshaw?" "Come on let's go!" "Madam i think you'll have to take another rickshaw mine's out of gas - what on earth is wrong with you?" "!" "I've been sitting here for an hour now... couldn't you just tell me earlier?" "As if you ever asked me?" "You just came and plonked yourself!" "Arrgh!" "City full of fools!" "Oh great!" "Haww... pretty unlucky huh!" "Bye!" "So?" "So?" "How was it?" "What?" "Coffee?" "How was the coffee date?" "Great great... great?" "Yeah." "Plain and simple great!" "And?" "What?" "Me?" "Just my type!" "Oh!" "Shall we meet again?" " Shall we meet again?" "When?" "Tonight!" "It's saturday night!" "Tonight?" "Shit!" "Shit shit shit!" "Rrr... am busy... going clubbing with a friend!" "That's cool." "Get her along... in fact, i'll bring a friend as well." "Velvet lounge at 10?" "Great." "Hey how do i look?" "Bro, how does it matter?" "!" "It does!" "Clothes... okay, hair... too much gel?" "Too much desperation!" "Hah!" "Look who's talking about being desperate!" "Have you ever managed to score with a girl yet?" "No." "But just see how cool i am that i'm still not desperate!" "Shut up bitch!" "Rahul come on... we're running late!" "I'm not going." "I'll drop you there are you insane?" "!" "Why?" "What's the point?" "You want to meet him... you go ahead!" "He wants to meet you, not me!" "I've met her once already!" "Is she that ugly that you can't meet her again?" "She's not ugly... and that's why i don't want to meet her what if i end up with her, instead of you?" "!" "Jerk!" "And in any case, if both of us show up, who's going to talk to him?" "You or me?" "Me." "No you." "I mean me." "We'll see when we get there!" "Listen preity, you should just meet him as yourself." "Not... as me." "I think he'll fall for you... in any case, when she finds out that you are not me... and that it's actually me who's me and whatever i say as you... i actually say as me... she'll still think that it's you who is saying it and not me... what the hell am i saying?" "!" "I think you're high." "All that cologne you doused yourself in... buzz off dude." "I'm not going!" "Vert good idea!" "Should i go instead?" "Asshole!" "Should i just kill you?" "!" "Let's throw him out of the car!" "Right here right now!" "Please, please, please, please malu, please!" "Okay!" "Fine!" "On one condition though you'll wear what i ask you to there's one designer in this house... booking in the name of rahul sareen?" "Yes ma'am." "Just go in and to your left!" "Thank you!" "Pree... pree... c'mon, you look great." "Don't worrt." "Sure?" "Yeah!" "How many times do you want me to tell you that my dear!" "Listen you go ahead... i'll go and say hi to randolph." "He's djing here tonight." "I'm coming with you." "What?" "!" "You idiot this is your chance!" "Go spend 5 minutes alone with him." "It'll be great no." "No." "Should we go back home?" "Go!" "Preity!" "Go!" "You?" " You!" "What're you doing here?" " Rxcuse me!" "It's a saturday night and this is a nightclub!" "Party time for most people..." "nothing to be so shocked about in fact i'm the one who ought to be surprised oh great, you found a friend!" "No it's preity" "i see you've already met preity yeah vishal just introduced us... vishal, from preity's college?" "Heard a lot about you... dammit!" "Oh so you're vishal's preity!" " Hell no!" "I don't blame you, vishal's an ass." "Thanks bro - you're welcome!" "Aww you can't be that bad!" "Actually i'm pretty mind blowing... it's just that nobody knows yet..." "it's a well kept secret... why don't you go help rahul with the drinks?" "I'll hang with vishal" "baby... sorrt i left you alone at the bar for so long." "Did you miss me?" "Sorrt bro gotta go." "Girlfriend first." "Vodka's the enemy of humanity... vodka's the enemy of humanity... come lets finish it off!" "Hey vishal, i'm taking preity home... what?" " She's not feeling." "No no don't come back buzz off... buzz off!" "Thanks." "Hey... it's not far." "No sweat no i mean about what happened at the bar... what?" "What're you talking about?" "Nothing happened at the bar actually that guy and i... we used to... what guy?" "At the club... - what club?" "Taxi!" "Taxi!" "Hey brother will you take us to kala ghoda?" " No!" "What... you wanna go to frigging dubai then?" "You're drunk!" "Haw!" "How would you know?" "She's drunk!" "Haw!" "How would you know?" "If i wasn't in such a good mood today i would... hey not even you can ruin my mood today mogambi!" "Hey malu!" " Get out!" "Beat it tommy!" "Shoo!" "Same to you with no return!" "I'm so drunk!" "Haw!" "How would you know?" "So how does one really know when cupid has struck?" "Friends its 4 am and if you're awake right now... listening to this show, then trust me, you're afflicted with love... cause love is on air with rj seema." "The sky is our slate just grab a passing cloud, a drop of sunshine or two and write me a message" "i am a little clueless how to give you the news that everything i think seems brand new today" "our conversations are taking flight leaping into the light slipping and sliding away uh oh uh oh what just happened uh oh uh oh i think it's called love uh oh uh oh i think it might be true i guess i've fallen in love" "i look for excuses to find you in different places in strangers' faces" "the books i read the tales they tell are now all about you our conversations are taking flight leaping into the light slipping and sliding away uh oh uh oh what just happened uh oh uh oh i think it's called love" "uh oh uh oh i think it might be true i guess i've fallen in love" "just like that without a warning my talkative heart wants to make unbreakable promises if you look this way we could talk about how silly i'm being" "for the first time without a warning my roundabout heart is talking in riddles if you give me a chance we could solve them together" "i dream about dreaming up dreamy meetings with you i dream about the this and the that that i could be talking with you just waiting and wishing that our conversations will flight leaping into the light slipping and sliding away" "uh oh uh oh what just happened uh oh uh oh i think it's called love uh oh uh oh i think it might be true i guess i've fallen in love uh oh uh oh what just happened" "uh oh uh oh i think it's called love uh oh uh oh i think it might be true i guess i've fallen in love" "hey kissi wissi... you!" "Uh duh!" "Hey you looked like you were gonna kiss me two seconds ago!" "Dream on romeo i don't like nightmares!" "But hey, if you wear clothes like this evert day... like a cutesy ditsy girly girl... then i might think about it... as a favour of course what clothes?" "Listen you skunk that's not me!" "Oh yeah?" "You think its hacky then?" "No i'm mean it's just not you think your image is compromised, right?" "Too bad, i'm not deleting it" "rnough!" "Delete the damn mms!" "Don't be silly!" "I still need to top up my phone card pay off my canteen bill... and this, this is my new credit card... visa power, go get it!" "She was the most irritating girl in the entire college, she was!" " Really?" "And god knows what he thought of himself!" "So arrogant!" "And what about you?" "As though you were a quiet meek one!" "Look at her!" "And then?" "We just kept fighting through college for three years then on the last day it suddenly hit me that" "i would never see her again, never quarrel with her again... she's cute eh?" " Yes sir... and then i proposed..." "as we fought... well i said yes finally, didn't i?" " Thanks for the favour sweetheart!" "Oh god, you think you're so funny!" " Hello!" "I am funny!" "Give me a break!" "Sweetie you've broken enough stuff in the house already... - stop it!" "Boss two ice creams please." "I don't want it -go on have one... it's on me what?" " I don't want to cross the credit limit you should smile more often, you'll make more friends i don't think there's any connection between the two, i mean look at you hello i have friends" "hacky rahul that's two that's because i'm selective i could make tons more if i wanted to -right you don't believe me?" " You know your brain is like a... a... trash can!" "Oh yeah?" " What's wrong with you?" "I think i've got immense style..." " yeah right!" "Dream on... nothing much, just following you around." "Shopping alone?" "Yeah just doing some research for a new project." "I'm working on a new collection." "I get it!" "This is where you steal your fashion ideas from." "Shhh don't tell anyone." "Hey d'you want to grab a bite?" "I'm kind of hungrt." "Chelsea?" "Don't tell me!" "They changed their managers six times in the last ten years i mean they threw out mourinho!" "Chelsea?" "Really?" "!" "Hello dear, did you sleep well?" "Oh my god, what's wrong with you?" "Are you insane?" "!" "Look at him!" "He's staring at us!" "So what happened the other night?" "You just disappeared." "Preity wanted to go home, so i left as well to drop her." "Didn't she tell you?" "She did... but she also said that you were planning to come back to the club." "What happened?" "You got bored with vishal?" "Not possible he's quite entertaining -great guy what did you think of preity?" "Sweet" "i wonder what?" "Nah." "Nothing." " Tell me." "Come on." "No i was just thinking." "What if i hadn't sent you that friend request." "Would we have met?" "Sure we would." "I think." "We would've met through friends perhaps or maybe here, while watching a match!" "You would've been cheering for chelsea while i was rooting for man u then we would've argued about which team's better!" "And then i would've bought you a drink to make up, you know?" "And then i would've said hi i'm malvika and i would've said hi malvika i'm rahul so rahul... what do you do?" "Well i've been rooting for man u all this while but now i think i'll start cheering for chelsea." "And you?" "I'll still be rooting for chelsea!" "So who are you?" "Apart from being chelsea's new manager that is... malvika kelkar grew up in delhi then completed school in singapore currently studying textile designing at the national institute of fashion technology... mom dad live in turkey, i'm 21... my birthday is feb 20th and my number is" "this is rahul." "We met at the sports bar yesterday." "Got disconnected... - preity?" "Yeah would you like a dessert?" "No i think i should leave." "Should we ask for the bill?" "So... is malvika home?" "I don't know." "Why?" "Just." "Making polite conversation?" "It's pretty late." "Will they let you in at the hostel?" "No sweat." "I have my ways i don't even want to know!" "The whole day went by without us talking." "I missed you." "He missed me?" "He missed me!" "I thought of you at exactly the same time that you thought of me say about 5 minutes ago?" "Malu!" "I'm so happy!" "Do you want some cold coffee?" " Yes please with some ice cream?" "Yes thanks -great" "malvika's asking for a favour." "Malvika!" "And you're actually considering not helping her?" "Dude... just look at the number of times she writes please in her message." "Help her friend out dammit!" "No man." "I don't want to meet her." "Dude priety isn't that bad ok?" "Can't believe you're saying that!" "I mean she's quite cool and she's a good photographer trust me!" " Oh yeah?" "Malu i can't go alone... not by myself... no way... why don't you understand... malu!" "Maluuuuuuu!" "Listen pree... i've had enough of this second hand romance ok?" "!" "But me, going alone to meet rahul?" "Listen he just wants you to click his pictures... not molest you!" "Hold on... i can't believe that i have to actually convince you to meet him!" "You like him don't you?" "Do it for me!" "You'll be busy shooting... i'll get to spend some time with malvika what, you don't want to ever see me happy?" "You and your goddamn theatrics!" "Hey... hey you crazy idiot!" "Shall we leave?" "Malvika?" "" "Uh... she's not coming." "Oh... - i thought actually, something came up last minute." "Is there a problem?" "No, not at all." "And you'll be clicking the pictures anyways... right?" "Right let's go" "hills yeah?" "No i mean hills... summer holidays?" "Malvika told me about the game you two keep playing... monsoon... corn on the cob, saturday... coffee, rock n roll... rr... grass?" "Yeah rahul you remember that game - word association... oh yeah... sorrt... a bit out of it" "shall we start?" " Yeah... move left rahul..." "left... no no... take the mike to the left uh... no... preity... should we trt something else?" "Vishal hand the guitar to rahul please... frame's looking a bit dull... a... a little more energy rahul... i'm burning in this heat..." "are we done yet?" "Done!" "Cool!" "Show me... hey... wow thanks i'm so good looking!" " What!" "No seriously... i mean, how can anyone be so good looking?" "!" "You're almost pretty when you smile and you're almost nice when you say stuff like that don't be almost rude okay?" "I'm being almost truthful when i say that!" "...almost shut up!" " You almost shut up!" "You know you're sounding almost stupid right now." "Oh yeah?" " Oh yeah!" "Are we done?" "Almost!" "Whoa... you ought to be listening to the original stuff!" "Original?" " Yeah" "alright!" "So what's the original for this one?" "Ice ice baby i'll bet you're won't get this one all i wanna say that they don't really care about us!" "Kudos maestro vishal ali khan!" "Well done!" "Stop stop stop... okay... bye... bunkers point tomorrow?" " I'll get the write ups... promise that's a real promise i hope... not the usual promises that you don't keep... yeah... sure..." " here you go. - thanks tripod please yup - i'll mail you the pictures tomorrow for sure." " Thanks" "how was it?" "Great fun..." "vishal is just so much fun vishal?" " Yeah and rahul?" " What about rahul?" "How did it go with rahul?" "You know, spending the entire day with him... the shoot?" "Oh shoot... yeah it was okay... okay?" "!" "Vishal?" "Late again." "Hacky where the hell is your buddy?" "If he doesn't hand me the write ups when he's supposed to... how am i expected to make the layouts on time?" "Chill... give him a break there're tons of interviews that he's got to work on... and then we went to kanheri caves yesterday... got back only by night time;" "maybe that's why he's late kanheri caves?" "Vishal and you?" "!" "Yeah." "So?" "Hey guys!" "Neha the articles!" "I told you!" "Thanks... - hey preity... shall we go grab a coffee?" "Let's go!" "Vishal and mogambi?" "!" "No seriously... you haven't met my mom yet!" "She's perfect... beautiful, talented... she runs her own publishing house that's cool." "What's it called?" "Tagore." " What're you saying?" "!" "I'm reading a book right now that's published by them... it's by this young upcoming bright writer." "Let me check." "One sec." "Sole to soul." "Nice huh?" "What's up?" "You didn't like the book?" "No... i don't like the writer." "Siddhant shekhar." "You know the guy?" "Long boring stort i like stories." "Boy meets girl." "Girl falls in love with the boy." "Boy uses her to get his book published." "Girl's heart is broken." "Blah blah blah blah... then the girl moves to another college." "One more guy shows up and gets under her skin... big time." "You're right." "Long boring stort... smile." " What're you doing?" "!" "You're a strange photographer... you ought to know i'm taking your picture!" " Stop it!" "Pretty photogenic huh?" "Rubbish!" " So." "No boyfriend?" "No, not interested." "Lesbian?" "!" " No!" "There must be someone that you're interested in... what's the point?" "As though he's going to like me!" "Hey hey hey... if you trt hard... he might like you... my own father didn't want me." "The day i was born he left you probably think that even global warming is happening 'cause of you... right?" "!" "Now that you mention it... it's quite possible you're such an idiot!" "Where're your brains for god's sake?" "!" "Hey just because you bought me coffee doesn't mean you can walk all over me!" "Mogambi!" "Tommy!" " Why don't you tear all my hair out?" "I could take you waxing..." "less painful... me?" "Stranger?" "What about you?" "Invisible." "Invisible?" "Nah just busy... what?" "I don't get it." "I just don't get it." "Our chats have suddenly changed." "It's like... she's not interested in me anymore." "So damn weird stop pmsing like a girl... she must be busy or something." "Forget it." "No man... we used to be on chat a hell of a lot." "All right!" "Hey look... your real profile is sweeter than your facebook profile i'll see you later okay?" "Hey machoman!" "You're welcome!" "For?" "You forgot to thank us bro... oh shit... actually you know, that day i told you i liked her and then you sent her that friend request... but after that i didn't get a reply from her for weeks" "then i thought really hard i mean, what's the point in lying about yourself on chat or on the net?" "It's best to just tell the truth and be yourself, face to face so that's what i did at first she laughed... then started talking to me gradually she said she liked my honesty now you sneaky bugger be honest with me... are you guys buddies buddies or buddies buddies?" "!" "Hacky you're so sick man!" "It's your birthday this saturday and you're throwing a party!" "Rr no." " Yes why?" " Dude i've wasted too much time already i want to tell malvika the truth i want to tell her i love her" "that definitely calls for a party." "Done!" "Thanks buddy" "come on editorial team hurrt up!" "Sorrt sorrt we're late guys... hurrt hurrt... on three... one... two... three!" "Nice..." "let's do solos now." " Okay who's going first?" "I'm not." "Vishal you are!" "Okay" "what're you doing?" "Huh?" "What're you doing?" "Stop it... bootilicious!" "Hey booty girl!" "Up here!" "Can i be your ken?" "Hey booty trap!" "Hey booty can i be your beast?" "!" "The booty of youth... booty booty booty!" "Bootilicious!" "Did you see the text?" "It kinda flashes!" "Oh my god... the booty of youth... booty booty booty!" "Preity!" "Preity..." "what?" "Preity please listen... wait!" "Did you do this?" "Obviously." " What is wrong with you?" "It's ajoke vishal not funny dude." "She's really upset!" "Who cares?" "She so uptight anyways anyone would be upset!" "I'm a booty girl?" "!" "What the hell?" "Okay, and what about the stunt you pulled on machoman... his video... what about that?" "Stop being so bloody sentimental suddenly!" "You go right now and tell her you did this!" "You must be out of your mind... you want her to know?" "Then you tell her!" "Pree... hey preity!" "There's a new message from rahul... you didn't read it?" "Didn't find the time." "Read it aloud." "What if it's personal?" "Okay... saturday's yours, birthday's mine, the party's for you, the beers for me, the time is 10.30, the venue is my house." "Ps." "Bring preity, your friend, my photographer." "Hey sounds like fun!" "Pree?" "What's up with you?" "Nothing that vishal... vishal again?" "I thought you guys were friends finally that's what i thought as well... but i was wrong they're all the same... how could i forget?" "Rahul's not the same i know!" "On the net and chat he's one person and in real life he's like someone else... it's almost like he's not the same person what're you trting to say?" "I don't know... he's boring!" "What?" "I mean... really?" "Does that mean you're not interested in him anymore?" "Maybe not actually... you know what?" "I know i'm not interested in him." "So... what if someone else was interested?" "Who?" "One of his college fans?" "No... just... anyone... malu?" "I'm really sorrt!" "For what?" " I think i like him!" "Rvert time we met, we hit it off, but i thought you liked him so... you funny girl you!" "Why didn't you tell me earlier?" " How could i?" "I thought you liked him!" "If i hadn't said anything you would've done a filmy sacrifice like this?" "I guess... malu you idiot..." "i liked rahul as a concept... i fell for his songs..." "his writing... not him as a person the only connection between me and rahul was a broadband one." "Hail mother preity!" "May you be blessed with a hundred boyfriends my dear!" "You sure?" "Of course i'm sure!" "I'm not as benevolent as you are!" "Hey so can we go to his birthday party then?" "Malu you go... pree... i did so much for you... now it's your turn... please please please don't say no, don't say no... god you little mongrel... fine we'll go!" "Thank you!" "How's the party going?" "Rocking!" "Hey preity... happy birthday!" "Thank you so much!" "How're you?" " Good!" "Hey vishal hi... hey preity i'm going to go get a drink." "Preity... preity..." "preity listen please... leave me alone listen preity i -don't want to talk to you." "Preity it wasn't me... just listen to me... go tell her for god's sake!" "What?" "You want me to propose to malvika?" "!" "You're already pretending to be rahul... and now you want me to pretend to be you?" "!" "Are you crazy?" "!" "Not malvika you ass!" "Preity!" "Go tell her it was you who made that booty mms and uploaded it she's not talking to me dude so?" "You came here to chat up malvika, not preity!" "And what about all these people drinking free booze that poor rahul's paying for!" "Don't think so much." "You're not used to it!" "Just do what you came here to do!" "Talk to malvika here have a shot... go on!" "Best of luck!" "Hi this is preity, leave me a message... and if it's vishal, stop calling me." "You're such an ass preity this ass has something to say to you hey i'm not an ass you are!" "Shut up hacky the tacky!" "Really guys, why don't you save this sibling rivalrt for later?" "Hey... its nothing major but... chicken!" "Preity that booty mms doing the rounds?" "Hacky made it and circulated it, not vishal." "You're just protecting him." " Why would i do that?" "Because he's your friend." "News flash!" "Hacky's my brother." "Unfortunate but true." "You're such an ass!" "Yuck... no vodka in this!" "Hey... what?" "I thought you were pissed off i still am what's wrong with you?" "Couldn't you tell me earlier that you didn't make that video or upload it?" "In case you didn't notice, i was trting to... but you didn't give me a chance!" "So?" "Trt harder." "You know me... i'm like that that's true." "Mogambi hey and you?" "Tommy!" "You totally screwed my happiness!" "Serves you right!" "I need a beer." "You want one?" "Okay all right... this doesn't seem to be a broadband connection" "this is real pree, you have to tell him" "i will... tonight really?" "!" "Wow you're crazy... but just go for it!" "What happened to you?" "I feel good... we spoke..." "figured it out!" "Wow you spoke to malvika?" "!" "Thank god!" "Oh shit, i forgot all about malvika so who did you speak to then?" "Preity." "She was pissed off but it's all good now i'm good... the world's all good... just watch me in action guys... malvika, here i come!" "Boys and girls it's showtime know what i'm sayin' rvertbody raise your hands there's about to be a party" "riding the big bike and shaving with pen knife and saying the high five and attitude girls of the institute" "69 latitude instead of gratitude attitude so what bubblegum poppings ah hip hip hoppings ah bangkok shoppings ah la di dah di dah dah pink pink frockings ah tight tight stockings ah heart is rockings ah dancing samba dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon" "ha ha that's right dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon ladies look at us and ask who is that hottie machas with attitude moving' the party and the only question running in my mind is do you wanna make fraaandship?" "Life is a kettle without no friends that's empty, rusted, old with dents possessive with feelings intense forever, irrespective of the expense together, we partners in crime better and perfected with time and the only question running in my mind is" "do you wanna make fraaandship?" "Vert far to the bar once more in the car we will do cootchie coo make-outings don't be naughty with a roar through the door stalking, stalking hungrt tiger is walking gimme more mon amour heart's encore suddenly feelings are talking" "liking the lip lockings pressure like in hawkins punch in the eye sockings attitude (attitude)" "Ha ha funny jokings looking so hot smoking naughty eye stroking attitude faking the gucci ah hep like sushi ah shakin the tooshie ah la di dah di dah dah gum gum gapoochie ah cooing the cootchie ah we will do the smoochie ah" "dancing samba dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon... one more time we say dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon" "machas with attitude in the house moving the crowds, the stort's about the dancing and the party shake your hips and move your body but, people, they know that i'm back with the rap and handicaps i'm making 'em clap" "homie you know that i meant it so, do you wanna make fraaandship?" "Feeling so trippy i'm feelin' so fly and i'm so high i kick the sky people, they doing the samba dj play the super song ah girls and boys and evertone raise your hands and sing this song" "homie you know that i meant it so, do you wanna make fraaandship?" "Blackberrt pinging ah shakeera swinging ah shiny and blinging ah la di dah di dah ha ha doing the bondings ah singing the songings ah wordings are wrongings ah dancing samba dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon" "dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon" "dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon dheaon" "what the... what the hell is going on?" "You know i like malvika... and despite that you what kind of a friend are you rahul?" " One second one second... you, me... when did this happen?" "It's been a while." "In fact, malvika i'm sorrt, i should have told you ages ago the friend request on facebook from rahul, i sent it, from his id" "all those conversations, that connection, it was with me malvika no." " What?" "Malvika wasn't chatting with anyone what do you mean?" "I have proof ask rahul... there are tons of messages not from malvika." "Me what?" "I don't understand... i... what?" "I should've known... that you would've done something like this i can't believe that all this while, i was talking and chatting with you" "pretty funny huh?" "And me?" "Pretty dumb you must've had a good laugh huh?" "Making a fool out of someone?" "Whoa whoa... you made a fool of me as well, don't forget!" "Trust me." "If i'd known that i was communicating with you i would've never continued writing to you!" "Well same here!" "I don't know how i could've been so stupid... as to suddenly start thinking well of you!" "I was better earlier, when i didn't trust anyone of all the people, i trusted you!" "You're not the only one in this godforsaken situation!" "Why're you playing the solo victim here?" " I'm not playing victim here but you're behaving like one -just shut up vishal what's wrong with you..." "why're you overreacting because like a fool i was falling in io... pree... preity... preity... coffee?" "I know you're angrt you have no idea." " Do you?" "What?" "Have any idea what you're doing?" "I'm not kissing my best friend's girlfriend for sure malvika's not your girlfriend." "Sure... she found rahul the rock star fine i will... but i've got a question for you you had a party for malvika last night... but you kept chasing preity all through the party because she was upset!" "So it was more important to make up with preity than to win over malvika what're you most angrt about?" "That preity... who cares about preity man?" "You!" "All the while that she was angrt with you you were walking around like you were a part of the return of the zombie part 2 and soon as you guys made up, your batteries got super charged!" "Bullshit!" "Stop with this freudian nonsense and forget preity why did you kiss malvika huh?" "I like her." "And she likes me more importantly malvika told me everything... the truth and that's the key word 'truth' you love someone, be honest with them and that's what malvika did, told me that all this while preity was writing and communication from her id" "you were talking to preity this whole time, not malvika your connection was with preity, not malvika got that?" "Food for thought" "vishal where the hell are you?" "Raghbir's been looking for you!" "Hurrt up... vish, i need your help to sort out these badges... god this is never going to get over!" "Hey preity hurrt up!" "Been waiting for you for ages!" "Vishal how many copies have you made of the dvd?" "'Cause raghubir wanted a backup preity yeah listen do a sound check please, the levels might be off after the play i'll see you backstage in an hour?" "Bye... you know its okay it's not your fault you did exactly what i did i totally overreacted at the party... it's just that i fell for you actually fell in love with you" "don't worrt, it's not your problem or your fault it's just me." "Obviously you love malvika... who wouldn't." "And you know me... stupid, mogambi i end up doing silly stuff..." "randomly, tactlessly." "This whole love thing as well, without thinking so basically what i'm saying is, no stress just ignore everything." "I'll get over it it's my problem." "I'll deal with it" "we cool?" "Chill... love... is as much a part of college as bunking... unpaid canteen bills, proxy or sleeping in class" "so tonight we're going to talk about 25 love stories that began right here in college and are still going strong" "vishal... vishal... vishal!" "Hacky!" "What is going on?" "I don't know ma'am... did you change something in the order of things... no ma'am some people fell in love at first sight... and some people took three years to realize their feelings some folks blurted their feelings out at the first chance they got... and some kept their emotions to themselves" "they just let their eyes do all the talking back then, they knew how to love they figured out how to voice and express the matters of the heart that's why some love stories, are forever." "Like these... you're right there was no internet in those days... no sms... short messaging service." "Here you go!" "In short how would you say those thousands of things... that were dying to be articulated?" "!" "Is this part of the whole thing?" " No ma'am... a smiley doesn't have the same effect a real smile has... when shared between two eager faces across the length of a classroom" "rarlier one hid from teachers, parents... and even other students whilst in the throes of romance today we end up pursuing love whilst hiding from each other" "instead of hiding behind librart shelves ...and trees like our seniors did... today we can face each other yet choose to hide behind computer screens love happens real fast like the speed of an internet connection... and logs out equally easily" "i mean think about it... how can you actually fall in love with a display picture or clever bio line?" "You fall in love with a living breathing fighting, angrt, complex... complicated, sweet, idiotic pretty amazing girl" "yes friends, there is a 26th love stort as well... but it won't work out with a simple fraaandship request" "for it to work one would have to look into her eyes and walk towards her... go down on one knee vishal's gone crazy!" "And speak the truth... you're in my heart and even my liver!" "You're the fever that strikes now or any time... you're the one who'll be in my life forever" "preity... i love you" "i'm sorrt its okay, i did the same no not that i've been so stressed out all morning, i think i forgot to wear deo reoww." " What!" "At least i'm being honest!" "From today... only the truth!" "I watch girls... from the hostel balcony." "I watch porn also... and that's not all... those pansy songs that rahul sings?" "I write them what?" "Really?" "Why didn't you tell me earlier oh my god!" "Oh my god oh my god... ma'am i'm 21... its legal!" "Hey vishal that's the way man!" "That's called the power of love!" "Somebody call the principal!" "I'm telling you i think its all part of the show... and the heart beats a little faster" "neha!" "Neha!" "Neha cut the lights... put on the av... i swear on you it's true with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster" "with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster oh dear god it's true with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster i swear on you it's true" "with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster" "the world has no clue what it means to fall in love like this heart breaking happiness that makes you realize now you cannot live without the other now you cannot live without the other now evert road leads to you" "oh dear god with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster" "with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster" "i wish for one thing alone that you stay right here beside me as your light breaks the darkness is that too much to ask?" "Is that too much to ask?" "Now evert dream is coloured by your love i swear on you it's true with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster i swear on you it's true with evert breath i take your name" "and the heart beats a little faster with evert breath i take your name" "now evert dream is coloured by your love now evert road leads to you with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster" "with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster" "with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster" "with evert breath i take your name and the heart beats a little faster"