"¶" "ARCHER:" "Oh,comeon, how long are you guys gonna stay mad at me?" "CYRIL:" "What,forgettingus all arrested for smuggling cocaine into Colombia?" "RAY:" "Probablytherest of our damn lives." "CYRIL:" "Well,shouldn'tbe very long, since we're headed to" "La Culebra, the most dangerous prison in South America." "(chuckles)" "ARCHER:" "Well,Cyril,whenwe get there and I join the toughest gang, don't hold your breath for a bid." "RAY:" "A bid?" "CYRIL:" "They'reprisongangs, not frats!" "ARCHER:" "Anddon'tcalla fraternity a frat!" "COP:¡ Callate!" "(Archer grunts, groans)" "(cops laughing)" "ARCHER:" "No,I'mfine." "Don't worry about me." "COP:" "Anddon'tworryabout" "La Culebra, gringos." "You are not going there." "CYRIL:" "Oh,well,that'sgood ." "Is that good?" "It doesn't sound very good." "Why does that sound really, really, really bad?" "ARCHER( sighs):" "Because they're gonna kill us." "CYRIL:" "What?" "!" "(cops laughing)" "COP:" "Unlessyougot maybe" "$100,000 U.S. on you." "ARCHER:" "Well,notonme, on me, but... (cops guffawing)" "CYRIL:" "Hey,butwhenwe're digging out own graves, they're gonna get cocky, and then we whang 'em with our shovels, right?" "ARCHER:" "Cyril,thisisn 'tan episode of B.J. and the Bear." "RAY:" "Thatwas?" "ARCHER:" "It'sthejungle-- nobody digs graves; they just kneel you down by a ditch and put a bullet in your..." "CYRIL:" "Cow!" "ARCHER:" "Whywouldtheyshoot your... cow!" "(yelling, grunting, gasping)" "(birds chirping)" "ARCHER:" "God... (crashing)" "(birds chirping)" "ARCHER:...damn." "(Archer groaning, chuckling)" "ARCHER:" "Well,nowI'm almost afraid to say any" "(Archer groans)" "Eat a dick, jungle." "CYRIL:" "Easy,easy." "Careful!" "ARCHER:" "Cyril,forthe love of Christ, man!" "CYRIL:" "Sorry." "ARCHER:" "Youhavetoshut up." "CYRIL:" "I am." "Starting now." "Starting... now." "ARCHER:" "Cyril..." "CYRIL:" "Sorry.(gasps)" "(animal growls in distance)" "What was that?" "ARCHER:" "Probablyajaguar excited about being magnificent and crepuscular." "But I need you to focus on me, because if, by some miracle, I get the keys... (Cyril gasps) ...and then, by some other even bigger miracle, get us out of these cuffs..." "(Cyril sneezes)" "I am gonna beat the shit out of you, Cyril!" "RAY:" "I 'mgonnabeatthe  shit of both of y'all." "CYRIL:" "Oh,my God,Ray !" "ARCHER:" "You'realive?" "!" "RAY:" "What,didy'all think I was dead?" "CYRIL:" "Well,Ijustassumed." "ARCHER:" "Yeah,Itotallydid." "RAY:" "Andyoudidn't even take a moment?" "!" "ARCHER:" "I mean..." "RAY:" "Oh,screwyou guys!" "ARCHER:" "W-Wait." "What is in your mouth?" "GILLETTE( muffled):" "Nothing." "ARCHER:" "It'sthekeys!" "CYRIL:" "He'seatingthe keys?" "ARCHER:" "Ray,don'tyou eat  those keys!" "RAY:" "I 'mnoteatingthe  goddamn keys." "CYRIL:" "Waagh!" "RAY:" "Ow!" "CYRIL:" "Whatareyou doing down there?" "RAY:" "Whatdo youthink" "I'm doing?" "(chain rattles)" "CYRIL:" "Oh.(chuckles)sorry." "ARCHER:" "Dome !" "Do me ,do me , do me, do me, do me!" "Ray, do me!" "RAY:" "Ow!" "Ow !" "Ow !" "ARCHER:" "Sorry." "Do me ,please." "RAY:" "First,promiseyou  won't be mad at me." "ARCHER:" "I ..." "Wait." "Why would I be mad at you?" "RAY:" "Becauseyou'rean asshole!" "MALORY:" "I begyourpardon?" "!" "LANA:" "SinceCyril'snot here," "I'm helping Cherlene redline her record contract, and I think we should move on." "They're not gonna let you kill a guy." "CHERLENE:" "Whataboutadwarf?" "MALORY:" "WhataboutSterling?" "!" "CHERLENE:" "Wait,he 'sadwarf now?" "MALORY:" "He'smissing!" "With God knows how much of our dwindling cocaine, and no one's doing anything to find him!" "LANA:" "Ifhe callshere,my plan, in its entirety, is to ask him where he is." "PAM:" "Ithasasimple elegance." "MALORY:" "Well,haveyou tried calling him?" "(auto-dial beeping)" "MALLORY:" "What?" "(techno music playing)" "PAM:" "Yaaaayyyyy!" "CHERLENE:" "Wooooooooo!" "FEMALEVOICE:" "Themailbox of..." "ARCHER:..." "Ar-Ar-Archer..." "FEMALEVOICE:...isfull." "Leave it." "MALLORY:" "Allright!" "Turn it off!" "Turn it off!" "(voicemail message repeating)" "LANA:" "I can't!" "It 's..." "ARCHER:" "Ar-Ar-Archer." "Archer." "KRIEGER:" "Rrgh!" "Rrgh!" "Rrgh!" "ARCHER:( voiceslows):" "Archer..." "Archer..." "PAMCHERLENE:" "Aw." "KRIEGER:" "Okay,so he forwards his phone here." "That's easy." "Then he taps the phone line into the intercom." "They're both low-voltage." "No big deal, but that's patched into the actual house wiring, obviously one-ten AC, which means he must have wired a transformer in the circuit somewhere, but he's got all these fake wires in here that" "don't connect to any... (Malory sobs)" "MALORY:" "Isthisall justa game to you people?" "!" "My God, I'm broke, my husband kicked me out of my own home, we're running out of cocaine, and on top of all that, my son is missing!" "LANA:" "Um,okay,ifArcher calls, I'll..." "MALORY:" "No,pleasedon 't disturb me." "I think I'm getting a migraine." "(whistle blows)" "CHERLENE:" "Outlawcountry!" "Wooooooooooooooo!" "MALORY:" "I honestlydon'tknow how much more I can take!" "(Cherlene chuckles)" "LANA:" "Wow." "Ithinkshe seriously might be, like, nearing the end of her rope." "PAM:" "Hey,speakingofrope ..." "LANA:" "Youwantcocaine?" "PAM:" "Yay!" "ARCHER:" "Goddamnit !" "RAY:" "Howis thismy fault?" "ARCHER:" "Becausewhydoyou always get paralyzed?" "!" "RAY:" "Becausewhydoyou always crash every goddamn vehicle I get in?" "!" "ARCHER:" "I didn'tcrashit!" "That crooked idiot, drunk murdering cop did!" "CYRIL:" "Uh,yeah,speaking of, these guys don't look too good." "(cop coughs very weakly)" "ARCHER:" "Well,they'regonna look even worse when they're jaguar poop!" "CYRIL:" "What?" "We can'tjust leave them here." "ARCHER:" "Asopposedtowhat ," "Cyril?" "!" "You and I sling them over our shoulders and climb 200 feet straight up a cliff without a goddamn rope?" "!" "CYRIL:" "I ..." "RAY:" "Wait." "WhereamI in  that scenario?" "!" "ARCHER:" "I guessgetting pooped out of a jaguar!" "CYRIL:" "Well,we definitely can't leave Ray!" "ARCHER:" "Wehaveto!" "Ray, I'm sorry." "RAY:" "No,you'renot !" "ARCHER:" "I am,actually, which, whatever, but... (gun cocks)" "CYRIL:" "Wearenot leaving" "Ray!" "ARCHER:" "Whatdo youeven think you're doing?" "CYRIL:" "I amtakingcommand!" "(Archer and Cyril laugh)" "CYRIL:" "Hey,I'mserious!" "ARCHER:" "Oh,my God." "Okay." "Oh, that's really funny." "Thanks, Cyril." "I-I think we needed that." "RAY:" "Wedid." "We really did." "ARCHER:" "Oh,man." "Now give me the goddamn weapon." "ARCHER:" "Younut!" "(Cyril laughs)" "CYRIL:" "Thoughtyouweregonna hit me with it." "ARCHER:" "I was." "Okay, so how do we get Ray and his useless legs out of here?" "RAY:" "Well,now,I actually have some thoughts on that." "ARCHER( sighing):" "Goddamnit ." "RAY:" "I thinkit 'sa pretty good plan, y'all." "ARCHER:" "No,it isn't!" "We might as well slather ourselves with whatever it is crocodiles eat, and swim down!" "CYRIL:" "Whatdo crocodiles eat?" "ARCHER:" "Everything!" "They eat everything!" "And fear is their bacon bits." "CHERLENE:" "I don'tunderstand what you're saying." "LANA:" "Damnit !" "Look, I think Malory is genuinely going through a really hard time right now, so I think we should do something nice for her." "CHERLENE:" "I don'tunderstand what you're say..." "LANA:" "Goddamnit !" "PAM:" "I 'mwithyou,Lana." "It freaked me out seeing her cry like that." "It was like seeing my dad cry." "LANA:" "Cryingbecause...?" "PAM:( splutters)Nameit ." "He's a gigantic pussy." "Oh, my God, when my mom died?" "Hey, and speaking of pussies..." "LANA:" "A LongIslandIcedTea?" "I'm not even supposed to drink regular iced tea." "PAM:" "Yeah,thisisa Long" "Island." "CHERLENE:" "Yeah,stupid!" "Your words." "LANA:" "Shutup !" "And, okay, so what would cheer" "Malory up?" "What does she like?" "PAM:" "Archerandmoneyand liquor." "LANA:" "Besidesthat." "CHERLENE:" "Somedifferent liquor." "PAM:" "Youknowwhatalways cheers me up..." "LANA:" "We'renotgivingher cocaine." "PAM:" "I wasgonnasay cock." "CHERLENE:" "Yeah,stup..." "Ow!" "LANA:" "Youdone?" "CHERLENE:" "I am." "Thankyou ." "LANA:" "Ass." "AndPam ,that's not a bad idea." "PAM:" "Hmm." "Idon 'tknowifI'd be comfortable with that." "I mean, even for me, it's..." "LANA:" "Letme stopyou before you say what it is you think I'm talking about." "PAM:" "Gettingshittydrunkon two different kinds of liquor, dressing up like Mr. Archer, and banging the old lady with a strap..." "Ow!" "LANA:" "That'snotwhatIhad  in mind." "PAM:" "Okay,good,'causethe the dressing up like Mr. Archer part makes it kind of weird." "LANA:" "I ..." "PAM:" "I 'dhaveto be super drunk, like so drunk I bet I wouldn't even enjoy...!" "Ow!" "(Pam clears her throat)" "Okay, so what's your plan?" "CYRIL:" "Well,eventually,we have to come to a village or whatever, and maybe we can barter with them for a ride, or..." "ARCHER:" "Barterwithwhat," "Cyril?" "CYRIL:" "I don'tknow." "Maybe the gun, or..." "ARCHER( laughing):" "Yes!" "Great idea, yeah, Cyril." "Let's give an M-16 to a bunch of wild Indians!" "CYRIL:" "Whoa,whoa,whoa,hey!" "RAY:" "Goddamn," "Huckleberry Finn!" "ARCHER:" "What?" "!" "Idon 'tthink it's racist to assume that a previously uncontacted tribe of indigenous peoples might react unpredictably, perhaps even wildly, to a bunch of white guys who walk up and hand 'em a goddamn M-16!" "CYRIL:" "Oh,okay." "I didn't know in your scenario the indigenous people were uncontacted." "RAY:" "Totallydifferent scenario." "CYRIL:" "Inwhich,no, you  obviously wouldn't just want to hand them an M-16." "RAY:' Causethey'dbe , like, "What?" "!"" "Or whatever their word for that is." "MALORY:" "What?" "LANA:" "A spaday!" "MALORY:" "What?" "No ." "I can't go out like this." "LANA:" "No,no ,no !" "That's the best part." "It's here!" "MALORY:" "Thenit 'snotaspa day." "It's just a bath!" "I want to go back to sleep!" "LANA:" "Well,afterthis, you'll be so relaxed." "MALORY:" "I tookthreeValium!" "If I get any more relaxed," "I will literally die." "LANA:" "Okay,well,that'salso  good... because you may not actually find this to be all that relaxing." "MALORY:" "Whatthe...?" "Why are they dressed like that?" "LANA( sighing):" "Thatwasthe  only way they'd do it." "CHERLENE:" "Strip!" "PAM:" "Yay!" "CYRIL:" "Wait." "What?" "ARCHER:" "Crocodylusacutus!" "And maybe even..." "Are we in the Orinoco drainage basin?" "CYRIL:" "HowshouldIknow ?" "ARCHER:" "Okay,so maybe" "Crocodylus intermedius is in play!" "Not to mention four kinds of caiman, including the Black" "Caiman, which can grow up to 22 feet!" "RAY:" "Isthatwhy you 're up on those goddamn cans?" "ARCHER:" "Yeah,if abig bull croc slithers up on the raft," "I'm gonna pour a ring of gas around me and set it on fire." "CYRIL:" "Why...?" "ARCHER:" "Cyril,theycan 't chomp through fire." "Although, I have no reason to think that." "CYRIL:" "Whyareyou soscared of crocodiles?" "ARCHER:" "Gee,Idon 'tknow," "Cyril." "Maybe deep down, I'm afraid of any apex predator that lived through the K-T extinction." "CYRIL:" "The...?" "ARCHER:" "Physicallyunchanged for 100 million years, because it's the perfect killing machine-- a half-ton of cold-blooded fury, with a bite force of 20,000 Newtons, and stomach acid so strong, it can dissolve bones and hooves." "And now we're surrounded, those snake-eyes are watching from the shadows, waiting for the night." "RAY:¶ Waiting" "For the night!" "¶" "ARCHER:" "Damnit ,Ray!" "RAY:¶ Ooh-hoo!" "ARCHER:" "Keepyourvoicedown !" "RAY:" "Why?" "!" "Crocodiles don't have ears!" "ARCHER:" "Theyabsolutelyhave ears, shit head!" "RAY:" "Well,so do I, and you just talked yourself out of a hat!" "(all yelling)" "CYRIL:" "JeezyPete's!" "ARCHER:" "Wayto go ,Ray." "Now he's got a taste for... (yelling)" "RAY:" "Oh,my God!" "CYRIL:" "Shootit !" "Shootit!" "Shoot it!" "ARCHER:" "Uh,Ican 't!" "RAY:" "SweetJesusGod , then at least shoot out my eyes so I don't have to see!" "(yelling)" "Oh, my God!" "CYRIL:" "Whatis happening?" "(yelling)" "Oh, God!" "RAY:" "Oh,boy." "(groaning and crying)" "No." "(Archer groans)" "(Gillette and Cyril crying)" "(growling)" "ARCHER:" "Huh." "(Cyril and Gillette whimpering)" "I thought that was gonna be way more... epic-fireball-y." "(Gillette whimpers)" "CYRIL:" "Wuh-wuh,wuh-wuh, wuh-wuh..." "ARCHER:" "Comeon ,Cyril." "Pick one." "Either have a stroke, or spit it out." "CYRIL:" "W-w-wereyoug-g-gonna say, "A taste for human flesh?"" "ARCHER:" "No,Iwas gonnasay," ""Hat," but now it's not funny." "Well, not as funny." "RAY:" "It'sallyour fault." "It's all your fault." "ARCHER:" "Whichpart,Ray ?" "!" "The part where I flipped our jeep down a cliff about 90 goddamn times, because I got drunk to cope with the fact I was about to murder us in the jungle?" "!" "RAY:" "Well,it-it...it's your fault we're in this stupid jungle in the first place!" "ARCHER:" "Well,if we 'regonna go back to the beginning of time, Mother's the one who got us arrested for treason, and then bought a ton of goddamn cocaine!" "CYRIL:" "I thoughtyoub-bought it." "LANA:" "Wait." "What?" "MALORY:" "Up!" "Up !" "Hands off the goods, mister!" "PAM:" "Aw." "MALORY:" "I saidthat's ridiculous." "Where would I get 2,000 pounds of cocaine?" "LANA:" "Butif youdidn't..." "Okay, so, where would Archer get that much coke?" "MALORY:" "Well,whoknowswith  him?" "Maybe wherever he got that new kind of VD none of the doctors had ever seen before." "LANA:" "Wha?" "!" "Whenwas that?" "!" "PAM:" "Yeah,whenwas that?" "CHERLENE:" "Seriously,was..." "MALORY:" "Trustme ,if youhad  it, you'd know." "CHERLENEPAM:" "Phew!" "LANA:" "Ugh." "Iloatheknowing that I had sex with the same person as you two." "PAM:" "What?" "Youhad sex with me!" "LANA:" "No,I...(gasps)" "Oh, my God, that's right." "MALORY:" "Ha!" "PAM:" "Whatareyou laughing at?" "MALORY:" "Oh,my God,that's right." "ARCHER:" "Soif youdickswant  to blame somebody for our current predicament, blame..." "RAY:" "You!" "Iblameyou!" "Archer!" "I blame you!" "J'accuse!" "(flames whoosh, all yelling)" "ARCHER:" "Whatwasthat,Ray?" "!" "(whistling)" "(laughs):" "Sorry." "I genuinely couldn't hear you." "(Cyril and Gillette crying)" "ARCHER:" "Jesus,whatiswrong with you two?" "CYRIL:" "What'swrong?" "!" "What's wrong is we're about to be on fire!" "RAY:" "Dosomething!" "ARCHER:" "Uh,no ?" "RAY:" "Archer!" "ARCHER:" "Notuntilyou  apologize." "RAY:" "Forwhat?" "!" "CYRIL:" "Ray,goddamnit, just apologize!" "RAY:" "I ..." "JesusChrist," "I'm sorry!" "ARCHER:" "There,wasthatso hard?" "Okay!" "(Gillette coughing, sputtering)" "CYRIL:" "Whatthehellare you... (coughing)" "ARCHER:" "Crocodilerepellent!" "CYRIL( coughing):" "What?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Wegottoswim for it-- on three." "CYRIL:" "No,no ,n...(grunts)" "Archer!" "ARCHER:" "Sorry,three!" "Kick, Cyril, kick!" "(Cyril coughing)" "(Gillette retching, coughing)" "It's okay, stupid, I forgive you." "RAY:" "F ..." "ARCHER:" "Forgive,yes." "Cannonball!" "Woooooo!" "(Cyril retching)" "(Gillette moaning)" "ARCHER( chuckling):" "Oh..." "CYRIL:" "Oh,God,IthinkI swallowed a leech." "ARCHER:" "Well,thegas ought to kill that." "RAY:( coughs)You asshole, you could've killed us!" "(Cyril clears throat)" "Well?" "!" "CYRIL:" "Well,youdid set the  raft on fire." "RAY:" "Oh,my God,you  always take his side!" "CYRIL:" "I never,ever,ever take his side." "ARCHER:" "Blah,blah,blah, some joke about you two having vaginas." "Come on, let's go." "CYRIL:" "Gowhere?" "ARCHER:" "Well,long-term,I was thinking home." "Short-term, I..." "Here, hold this." "(grunts)" "RAY:" "Goherd." "ARCHER:" "Short-term,somewhere that's not the crocodile version of a drive-through." "(crocodile snarls)" "CYRIL:" "Soundsgood!" "Here we go!" "ARCHER:" "Uh,uh ,uh ,uh ,uh ." "CYRIL:" "I gotit .(grunting)" "ARCHER:" "Cyril." "CYRIL:" "Whatif Ineedagun ?" "ARCHER:" "Um... here." "CYRIL:" "Oh,comeon." "ARCHER:" "Theonlylimitis your imagination." "Pyoo!" "Pyoo!" "(Cyril sighs)" "PAM:" "Aw,look,she 'salmost not terrifying." "LANA:( sighs)Thanks,you guys." "I think the spa day took her mind off Archer being missing, even if it almost got weird." "CHERLENE:" "Shemadeitweird." "LANA:" "No,youdid ." "Nobody wants an enema." "CHERLENE:" "Somepeople..." "LANA:" "Notwithyogurt." "PAM:" "So...youthinkthose guys are okay?" "LANA:" "I don'tknow." "I mean, if it were anybody else," "I'd say no, but this is Archer we're talking about so... probably not." "CYRIL:" "Oh,for..." "Can you not  give it a rest?" "RAY:" "Notuntilheadmits he's been half-assing this entire cocaine debacle from the get-go." "ARCHER:" "That'sonlybecauseI thought it was gonna be way easier." "RAY:" "Youthink everything's gonna be easy!" "ARCHER:" "Italmostalwaysis!" "RAY:" "Aha!" "See?" "That's what I resent." "ARCHER:" "Whatdo youresent," "Ray, my muscly shoulders poking into your tum-tum?" "RAY:" "I resenthowyou  never take anything seriously because you just assume everything's gonna work out for you." "ARCHER:" "Italmostalways does!" "(Cyril sighs)" "Case in point." "CYRIL:" "Whatthe..." "RAY:" "Goddamnit ." "CYRIL( quietly):" "Hey,do you think those guys are Doctors" "Without Borders?" "ARCHER:" "Yes,Cyril,Ido ." "I bet those assault rifles shoot polio vaccine." "They're narcos, dummy." "And that plane's probably loaded with coke." "Okay, here's the plan..." "CYRIL:" "What?" "Areyou crazy?" "RAY:" "You'reoutofyour  mind." "ARCHER:" "Wehavetogetoutof  the country, so we can either walk out-- which, no, no, we can't-- or we can fly out in an airplane full of cocaine." "CYRIL:" "Rayis paralyzed." "Who's gonna fly it?" "ARCHER:" "Don't..." "That..." "Why would you worry about that before you need to?" "CYRIL:" "What?" "ARCHER:" "Whyclogyourbrain with a bunch of hypothetical maybe-what-if bullshit?" "CYRIL:" "Because..." "ARCHER:" "Shutup ." "This is what we're doing." "So, Cyril, lock and load that stick." "(indistinct chatter)" "(Gillette stifles a sneeze)" "ARCHER( quietly):" "Manos arriba." "GILLETTE( whispering):" "Nice." "ARCHER:" "Youwantto..." "RAY:" "Oh,right." "(cocks gun)" "BOSSNARCO:" "Buenopues, cuando está cargado..." "RAY:" "Manos..." "Um..." "Wait, what was it?" "ARCHER:" "Arriba!" "Goddamnit." "¡Manos arriba!" "(weapons cocking)" "BOSSNARCO:(chuckles)I don't think so, gringo." "ARCHER:" "Dropyourweapons!" "I'm serious." "I will shoot this guy right in the..." "BOSSNARCO:(laughs)Whatthe hell is that?" "ARCHER:" "Pyoo!" "Pyoo!" "(narcos laughing)" "CYRIL:" "Suppressingfiiiiiire!" "(narcos shouting)" "ARCHER:" "Okay,okay!" "(moans)" "Goddamn it, Cyril!" "CYRIL:" "Woooooo!" "(chuckles)" "Oh, geez, oh, geez, oh, geez!" "Sorry." "ARCHER:" "That'swhyIwanted you to be stick." "RAY:" "Uh-uh!" "ARCHER:" "Yeah,comeon." "It's been a long day." "BOSSNARCO:" "Do youhaveany idea who we are?" "ARCHER:" "Mmm...nope." "Do you know who we are?" "BOSSNARCO:" "No ." "(Archer burps)" "ARCHER:" "Thenblowme." "Cyril, make sure it's good and tight." "(Archer chuckles)" "Why are we not still doing phrasing?" "CYRIL:" "Whyarewestillnot worrying about who's gonna fly the damn plane?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Oh,right." "¡Oye, pendejos!" "¿Quién es el piloto?" "(narcos snicker)" "(narco speaks Spanish)" "CYRIL:" "Oh,youare kidding." "ARCHER:" "Okay,Ray,ballpark, how long will it take you to teach me how to fly a plane?" "RAY:" "What..." "Howlong?" "CYRIL:" "I flewthespace shuttle." "ARCHER:" "Cyril,hush." "Big guys." "Ray, how long..." "RAY:" "Howlongwillittake you, Archer, to admit you dick around every time we're in danger just to screw with everybody because of your complete... no, your utter contempt for your own mortality?" "ARCHER:" "I mean..." "Yeah, duh." "RAY:" "That'sallIwanted." "(grunts)" "CYRIL:( gasps)What?" "You could walk this whole time?" "!" "(Archer laughs)" "ARCHER:" "No,Cyril,ofcourse" "I'm not mad." "I think what Ray did was awesome." "CYRIL:" "Okay,well,thenyou are an idiot." "ARCHER:" "Yourwords." "CYRIL:" "Which,Iguess, so am I, since I just realized we can't land anywhere with all this cocaine onboard." "Oh, my God, you guys, where are we gonna land?" "!" "RAY:" "JesusChrist,woman, calm down." "We got five hours of fuel." "We'll worry about that when we have to." "ARCHER:" "GuessI'mrubbingoff on you, Ray." "Goddamn it!" "BOTH:" "What?" "!" "ARCHER:" "Whyarewenotdoing" ""phrasing"?" "CHERLENE:¶ NowI'mcoming" "Now I'm coming" "Now I'm coming" "¶ I'm coming home to you..." "Captioned by" "MediaAccessGroupatWGBH  access.wgbh.org" "MAN:" "Made...in Georgia."