"Subtitles: stefflbw (2010)" "Story and characters are ficticious" "Based on a novel by Elfriede Jelinek" "Wonderful, Wonderful Times" "Oh our just Lord, how delighted I am" "The fine gentleman is singing our tune" "Listen, what do you mean." "This is a traditional Viennese song" "I beg your pardon, but that is my tune" "I wrote that song in our very own Bad Ischl" "Have you heard, in America they invented olfactory film" "Yes, at the behest of the Jewish actors" "Mr Neighbour, Mr Neighbour" "I founded my own theatre company in New York" "You don't say" "Say, what's your theatre's name?" "It's a gigantic dome structure" " and it's called" " The Cheese Hub" "A fine joke" "Recently my friend Roosevelt said" ""You see now"" "Stop this!" ""In America the Jews are numerous, after all"" ""Like roaches." "The punch line!" "Th punch line!"" "Stop this at once!" "We want the Widow's Comedy" "Take that cretin off the stage!" "But I've some lines left" "Don't be a fool" "Musical comedy now!" "That is an order!" "And this at my very first appearance" "I'm going to talk to the major later" "Give us another tune, Jupp" "A word, Major" "One can never be sure what the audience wants" "I understand that our soldiers, so close to the front, wish for comedy and not for polemics" "I'm not a stand-up comedian by training" " I actually wanted to join the forces" " What do you want from me?" " Get lost" " Please, Major, let me explain" " Grenade!" " Take cover!" "Vienna 1959" "Come" "What's that you're wearing?" "Can't you be more careful?" " Leave me alone!" " You're dusty." "Did you lean against something?" "There, all gone" "Those workers were very friendly, I got to say" "The plumber is going to come by himself" "He'll clean out that blocked sink" "All very friendly men they are" "Besides, he gets a commission for the washing machine" "Maybe an opportunity for us." "Don't you notice anything about me?" "Buy Buy Buy, all I hear is BUY!" "Night in Autumn" "At a night in autumn I spread the wings of my own magic" "At a night in autumn I spread the wings of my own own magic" "At table, on rotting stalks bleeding cats in chains lick their fur" "There, your installment-bought sewing machine" "But look, I need it, just look, home-made is much better" "For your lovers, you pig" "So that they can see your rear more clearly" "To highlight your ass" "But even with one leg" "I'm more man than your photographic romances" "I'll show your perverse photos to the children now" "Practice, for school." "Now your children will see what their cleanly mother gets up to" "Complete strangers taking photos of her...smut!" "I'm going to shoot you all!" "Practice" "Close the windows" "Take your seats" "Pachofen, please" "Stifter's nature depictions also expose the landscape painter in his beloved Bohemian forest" "I'm adding a quote by Heidegger" ""Home is where nobody has been yet"" "Very good, Pachofen." "You're the only one who has engaged with it." "What is the meaning of Stifter's gentle law for us today?" "I should think a great deal for modern man with his haste and disquiet" "Peter, read a few lines and summarise" "I quite like shame as a genre the soul draws back silky red curtains, so to speak, before the strange spectator" "I saw many men, but few of value" "Well I think Stifter hid out in the Bohemian forest, because he hated the society of his time" "If he was alive in our age" "Nonsense" "But we're used to that from you" "I'll go to the boy's toilet with whoever puts this needle through their thumb" "And now this, if you have to, go to the toilet" "But next time do it before class" "Anna, would you be so kind to summarise what we've read so far" "Yes, Mrs Professor" "The suicide Stifter: victim of poor life planning or a broken marriage" "The human has to give himself to those extreme actions commonly considered crimes" "Or choose death" "I really do not see the humour in this, not at all" "Please tell your parents that I wish to speak to them" "Unfortunately that is not possible" "My father is a cripple who can only move with great pains" "And my mother cannot walk at all" "Since my birth she's stayed in bed and is being fucked by my father" "Out!" "Scandalous" "You, again?" "!" "Wait for me, Headmaster" "Come" "Annie, I'm in love with you so" "I'm in love with you, but you you won't notice" "Quiet." "What if someone hears you" "But I am sexually much stronger than the others" "Only he can be happy who loves and at the same time is loved" "And sexual union provides this happiness to a lesser extent than companionship" "Thanks" "In total, the sexual act probably provides less happiness than a simple kiss." "Often a simple word by your beloved" "Miss Pachthofen?" "No" "By the way" "You know what I found, Sophie?" "An ancient poem of mine" "Juvenilia" "I made this at the outset of my poetry" "I will read it to you, it is dedicated to you" "Love" "A face hovers before me night and day" "Charissima" "The start of my letter" "Confessing my love for you" "Blushing you heard my assurances of love" "Kisses" "Red lips ought to" "Candles are lit" "We gaze into the bright flames and the polished glasses" "Happiness and Glass, may it never break" "Very good, are you composing again?" "Shut your face" "You don't understand these matters" "This is Hans, he's got the records" "Give them to me" "Neither bought nor lent" "Shit" "Poetry seems the only thing by which you wish to distinguish yourself from the masses" "Since you have no proper means at your disposal" "Don't be mean, money isn't everything." "Man's mind is independent of concerns over his daily bread, understand?" "I've to tell them about this at the firm, they'll be delighted" "I'm doing the First Aid Course there" "I'm sorry Sophie, how embarrassing, but your car" " is fully insured with us" " Not to worry" "I'll run over and tell him" " Daddy, I've had a little mishap" " Looks bad" "You're beautiful when you're disgusted" "But Sophie" "There is beauty in blood...poetry" "Ms Pachthofen" "Excuse me, I'm looking" " for the telephone" " I'll show you" "Your suit is all bloody" "I can give you one of my brother's" "It's too noise here anyway" "But Sophie, how inspiring this is, the breaking of bones, the tearing of teeth" " Don't go, observe it" " You wait here and compose a poem" "I want i finished by the time we return" "Come" "Yes, in the garden" "Goodbye" "Come here, Hans" "Try this on" "It's a gift" "So, try it on" "Where?" "Here" "What whims you have, Ms Pachthofen" "Go on or do you not want them?" "I do" "Everything" "Pardon?" "Everything" "Look what I found a quote by Camus" "So that we may feel less lonely we only need to wish for one thing" "On the day of our execution many spectators" "Who welcome us with hateful roaring" " I will explain it" " Please don't or I will scream" "But I have to explain" "A crime wants to be explained" "A true act of violence demands for an explanation" "I've to study for tomorrow" "Salut" "Help yourself to the bar, if you want" "Tickets please" "New passengers?" "Anyone without a ticket?" "His bag" "The conductor" "Tickets please" "We have to eliminate contigency" "Crime is pure will" "I think about this" "We have to act together" "With a philsophy and a conception" "Somehow we're fascistic" "Only more intelligent" "ID control, remain seated" "Shut up" "Got one" "Let's see your papers" "But I've been watching the film all this time" "If you sass me I'll box you on the ear" "More than an hour" "This can happen at any cinema" "What's going on up the front?" "What's going on, we just want to watch the film" "You're coming with us" "Get lost" "ID Card" "The boy is only 17" "You're the son of Otto Petrovsky" "This is going to delight your father" "Alright, get lost" "Take your time" "Take the other one" "Were you afraid?" "Ah, brought along a friend from school?" "Good day, Madam" "Go study, children" "You don't know how well you have it." "School is the prime of your life." " Madam" " A wiser man once said "not for school" ""We learn for life"" "I will presently remember how that's said in Latin" " Come" " Madam" "I wanted to tell you that I don't attend that school." ""But I'm graduating via evening school"" "But I'm going to graduate at evening school" "My professional goal is: physical education teacher" "Yes" "Everyone has their duty wherever they're placed in life" "I'll fetch you some" "That's beautiful" "Who's playing?" "I wish I could play like that" "Study piano" "It just takes too long" "Saxophone or clarinette is quicker" "Saxophone is great" "You know, music for saxophone interests me little just now" "Listen to this" "An interesting passage we translated yesterday" "He fell silently to the ground" "Simone, cowering, like a bitch licked up the dust on the ground" "The she gave salt to the preacher and forced it into his mouth" "I pulled my tongue out at Simone" "Oh my" "He says that about a preacher?" "The priest panting on the ground and the Englishman singing loudly broke the limits of morality" "We'll break those limits now as well" "What if someone enters" "Your mother" "Yes that's my name" "Mom" "What is it?" "What's the matter?" "Did something happen?" "Is it Dad?" "May one watch?" "Who have we here?" "Snatched another briefcase?" "Bought new shoes?" "Stop" "Stop" " What is it?" " Please, be quiet" "What's the matter?" "Want me to get you a glass of milk?" "Has your sister gone nuts?" "Kindly don't interfere in our family affairs." "I just remembered" "I've to go" "Later" "Now look at that" "Shit" "Do you like it, Annie?" "I chose one in extra large" "I ran into the headmaster" "What do you say?" "And after, we're off" "You with the scholarship" "And I will just have to steal more stuff, and then I'll accompany you" "We'll send money for mom" "And poison for Dad" "But one that acts very slowly" "America" "New York" "Oaf" "Will see you later at Cafe Sport" "To the Academic High School" "And can you pay for that, Miss?" "We've been driving around for an hour" "Money isn't an issue" "Fantastic music yesterday" "Hi" " Have you new jazz records?" " Not today, maybe next time" "Look what I got, fresh of the press, for only a tenner" " Hi" " Hey" "These soft hands belong to...." "Sophie" "Oh it's you." "Hi." "Sophie is at a reception today" "At a what?" "Wait" "For seven days I've been thinking of you, and always I'm asking myself, when will you think of me?" "Every night at 3 my longing wakes me" "All this waiting is making me all weak" "Where's Sophie?" "Listen" "I've decided we will be systematic about this" "We're going to educate the slaves of social conventions" "Us two?" "I'm thinking of major armed robberies" " Maybe even some banks" " Banks?" "Banks, that's great" "The anarchist act per se would be an explosives attack, of course" "Political assassination" "And I'll have to do it, while you plot." "Always the same." "Always the same." "You are the fist" "I am the brain" "Don't forget that" "You're out of tune, better practice some more at home" "In my opinion this lady plays very well" "Annie, don't act out, alright?" "You listened to a Prelude from the Well-tempered Klavier by Johann Sebastian Bach" "Stop it" "That is existentialism" "This is all a misunderstanding" "You want a box on the ear?" "I am sorry." "Let go of my arm at once." "Hey, no beating up women, understand?" "You're just a dumb pleb in my eyes" "I am what?" "A pleb?" "!" "A slave to social conventions" "What?" "Say that again" "You're Joe Average" "I'm Joe Average he tells me, our pleb" "There it is..." "Sputnik!" " What is going on?" "I've lost my Oskar" "Auntie, the Russians have shot a satellite into space" "Oh what beasts!" "Can't you see we have guests?" "You're not dressed for this" "Just conventions, Sophie" "You have to liberate yourself from them" "What do you want?" "You know what is due today" "After the third course a Chablis '47" "Your dare" " But not today" " Sophie, please" "Don't treat me like this" "Go get your things" "Then I'll take you in my arms, and we will leave this place" "Please wait" "No need to become speechless like your sister" "A dare is that easy" "What is the meaning of this?" "Mother, this is a fellow student" "But you wanted to read something, our guests are waiting" "I am ready" " And what are we going to do with you?" " He will come, too" "And that person also" "Take this" "Here Sophie, from father" "You all know my daughter Sophie" "Ah, here's our little Bolshewist" "Dear guests it is the general wish, and mine also, to read a piece from my latest work" "Simone, however, was amused." "She placed the eye into the fold of her hands" "She lay down and lifted her legs and rear" "She tried to keep the orb still by pressing together her palms" "But it slipped out, like a pip betweeen one's lips, and dropped on the corpse's stomach" "The Englishman had refused" "I leapt onto the young girl and her lips nearly swallowed me whole" "I began to beat her" "The Englishman let the eye roll across our bodies" ""Place it on a spoon for me"," "Simone cried" "Sir Edmund placed the orb on the spoon and slid it into the mouth" "I thank you all" "Your eminence, ladies and gentlemen, my daughter Sophie has attended grammar school this last year and her education has advanced in leaps and bounds, as you will have noticed" "Wait for me" "L'age de raison" "Age of maturity" "This is your real dare" "Do it" "Oh the beautiful dress" "You criminals, are you crazy?" "!" "My moped!" "They stole my moped!" "Goddamn surrealists!" "Stand still!" " 2000" " See you later" "Anything else for the gents?" "Not to be disturbed." " Yeah just draw attention to us, that's smart" " Shut up, alright?" " I know what I'm doing" " Oh yeah?" "But I'm the instrument" "You've nothing to fear, since I'm the one" " Although I've never beat a cripple" " Oh yeah?" "About time then." " Have you gone crazy?" " I just can't wait any longer" "Do with me what you want" "You're just jealous of Sophie" "Come, dear Hans" "I really can't now" "It's meant to be perverse" "You're hurting me" "Take me here, right now" "You twins read too much, I think" "I really can't right now" "Very good." "That was hard" "Imagine the Red had broken your will by this use of force or violated your sense of, as you like" "In order to escape further whipping you show him with your smile that he can have you without use of force" "Wait, wait, I've a better idea" "The Red who fears and hates the uber-man in you wants to force you to something especially humiliating" "But we can't stage that now, we'll do that another time" " But I've the laundry on the stove" " Quiet ...so he reaches for a weapon, like this one" " No, a weapon is no toy" " Quiet." "He threatens you with this weapon, and you, Grete" "You become so afraid that you piss yourself" "What?" "I do what..." "I wee on myself" " Stop the laughter" " But I can't even wee right now" "Fine, we can improvise that" "Stop the laughing, that is an order!" "You won't feel like laughing" "I guarantee it" "Why not get the flower vase..." "What a prop!" "If I still had both my legs" "I'd jump around on her like the SS on those Jewish whores in Lemberg" "Stop it, not now!" "The laundry!" "Let me help you" "Oh dear Lord" "But they didn't find the money" "From early practice grows mastery" "Playing at war, eh" "Come, sit" "Sometimes a man needs encouragement" "You can't imagine the things I've seen" "When I think of all the broads" "One hundred buck-naked Jewish broads" "But I tell you one thing, don't get serious with anyone" "You'd be stupid, wouldn't you?" "Now let's take a snapshot of us two" "Ok, still working" "We haven't got a photo of us two yet anyway" "Here we go" "Come get your soup, the dumplings are hot" "We having something nice?" "I'm getting my driving licence in the USA, during the summer" "Then I get a car" "That's really cheap there, you know" "And I'm going to drive through the entire country" "Over there it's no disgrace if the factory owner's son works at a gas station" "All the young folks have a casual job over there" "Even those from the richest families" "I don't know, you can't know beforehand which foster family you will get" "It'll be better than here" "Bascially I only live to get there" "Were you afraid?" "Want to go to my place?" "No I can't, or father will beat me again" "Come, you can't leave me alone with Mister..." "Knopf." "Travelling neck-tie salesman." "Ok, let's go to the Marine Museum" "A man's neck-tie resembles his willie" "There you are" "Are you very interested in the rare species of feather-tail crabs?" "Very much." "I thought so." "They're on the sixth floor." "Makes one never get in the water again." "Imagine that swimming between your legs..." "Let me show you" "Your girlfriend doesn't have to know" "Now we're pulling down the girl's slip so we can feel her white tushy" "Don't be afraid" "I've paid for everything all afternoon, you should be a little nice to me now" "I won't hurt you" "I'm from Sankt Pölten" "...or it just won't be fun" "You want to watch?" "Can do, bang-bang, what?" "A little bang-bang huh?" "Now!" "That's not what I meant!" "Are you crazy?" "What are you doing to me?" "Please, this must be a mistake" "I'm a travelling necktie salesman from Sankt Pölten" "Help!" " No lies now, alright?" " Yes sir" " Where is it?" " I don't have anything." "Help!" " Shut up!" "I'm a necktie salesman" "His wallet" "Get lost, and take your brother with you" "Help, robbery, help!" "I'm a necktie salesman" " Anything else for our guests?" " No thank you, please add the bill to room number 15" " Mr Knopf from Sankt Pölten" " Is your father dining also?" "No, father is dining elsewhere tonight" "Very well, madam" "Sit down, you're making me anxious" "Very well, Mrs" "Will you explain the 'Philosophy of Robbery' now or was that just a yarn?" "It's nothing special" "I just want you to do what you usually do in your couchbed" "What?" " Do I need to explain what you do beneath your bedcovers?" "But Sophie" "One doesn't do that in front of a young lady" "You will get undressed and masturbate for me." "You think I won't dare?" "So are you going to do it?" "You can always beg not to have to do it" "You must undress nonetheless" "Do it" "I really can't like this being watched" "I'm embarassed" "But that's what's important" "To be embarassed" "To beg me" "I understand you now" "You understand nothing." "You must wank, where's your erection already?" "I really only do it because I love you" "Tell me when you come" "I want to see when it comes out" "Aren't you happy at all?" "There something to top up your America scholarship" "Or do you think Sophie will notice?" "What is it about Sophie with you all?" "I love her madly" "And she me, too" "I can see it when I'm alone with her" "She's completely changed in those moments" "Then she's soft and loving" "I think that Hans" "Hans!" "He's nothing but a brute!" "A creature we breathe life into" "What's this?" " Did you steal this?" " Annie, take it" " Stay!" " Dad, please don't" "Give that to me!" "Very interesting" "Otto, children, what is it?" "Otto!" "You bastard" "So shoot" " My car, my car" " The school just blew up!" "Look, what madness, how they run around like ants" "Even better if it was a bomb" "That would be real intensity" "Annie, for god's sake, let's get to safety" "What would you say, Sophie" "If I told you I know who's responsible for this attack" "I'd marvel at the surprise" "But no" "She's just a woman" "If I can't get to the USA because of her..." "We'll be suspended from school" "She wouldn't even know what a bomb is" "Anyway, she'd tell me first, she wouldn't do this by herself" " Is this it?" " Yes, I live up there" "What is it?" "The police here...with Dad" "They've come to get us because of the robberies" "What do we do now?" "Get the pistol" "Give it to me" "The police is here" "Open up!" "There will be no locked doors in my house!" "Open up!" "Got a fright eh?" "I told you not to take a bath with Peter" "Have you no sense of shame?" "Like her mother" "Getting a round ass" "Oh geez, she's spewing up again" "It was just a joke" "And on her birthday, too" "She'll get over it" "Look at this" "Dad has won the lottery" "Dad forgives you all your foolishnesses" "What a fine car!" "I got it through police connections" "Knopf's wallet." "The pigs." "All done." "You forgot your bill." " Ah yes, thanks" " That will get you our prosthesis" " That was a nice day - "Was"?" "We're just getting started" "How about my two men do something just by themselves?" "Don't call him boy, he's 18 years old" "If I think about what I'd seen at his age" "So, my dear Peter, you may tell us your wish now" "We could go up St Stephen's Tower?" "You're right." "Too bad he can't anymore." "Says who?" "How about if you give him the car?" "The car?" "Well alright, his maiden voyage" "You know what, Peter" "Why don't you pick up a girl?" "Just be careful of the upholstery" " See you later then" " Drive carefully" " You don't need records" " Always" " Oh dear, it's Anna." "I've to go, I'll get the money some other time" "This will be the biggest Prom blast since 1884" "They always say you're not at home" "But you are home..." "What's this, what're you doing?" "An attack" " Are you mad?" " Put it down, it can go off at any time" "You are the head and I am the fist" "There, compose some poems" "Make him stop" "He's ruining everything" "We had such a good time before" "We even translated Camus together" ""Camus with Sophu"" "Dear guests" "Hello" " How is your mother?" " Very well, thank you" "And how do we deserve the pleasure of your company at this hour?" "For the graduation ceremony, I forgot something" "I will accompany you" "Allow me to carry the bag" "Oh dear, what can you have in this?" "Not a bomb, I hope" "A surprise for tomorrow" "There you are, you are to go home at once, your mother called" "I think something happened... with your brother in England" "I think he had an accident" "For god's sake, my condolences" "I'll go ahead" "And just now this unpleasantness" "But one has no choice in such matters" "And especially now that, I'm not allowed to tell you" " I will call your mother" " Not necessary, she exaggerates these things" "Run along now" "I understand you're furious, but I had to do it" "A man is supposed to protect the woman" "I saved you from yourself" "Pig, you only want to save yourself, you shit yourself with fear" "You and your poetry" "You and your America shit" " Let me explain" " Shut up, get lost" "But I love you" "Dear guest, your presence is proof of your loyalty to us and our nation" "You wouldn't allow the inclement weather to congregate here for our graduation festivities" " And that is your headmaster" "First up our school ensemble will play a serenade by Vivaldi" "One of our pupils will present his festive poem to the music" "We have also prepared a buffet so that..." " Mother, one of my acquaintances" "So you are the young man who delivers the records" "But I won't hold a lengthy speech, brevity is precious" "Poetry herself shall speak" "Through one of our pupils" "A spiritual refreshment, headmaster" "Le mépris" " Contempt" " Louder!" "Le mépris" "Contempt" "My marionette strings are sweetly rotting lamps as I flutter around them" "I am gigantic like a black child with a whirligig" "Suddenly comes creeping sewn into hollow shirtcuffs like hot cats drunken day-tripper's fat softly burst open" "In tailcoats!" "I will bring you all to your knees" "Your filthy mouths will gaggle out of your faces" "I am still ascending" "That's our boy, look" "Bravo, our boy, bravo!" " Sit down" " Where's Annie?" "Look who's here" "Good day" "It's clear he's a PhysEd student, hasn't got much to say" "Today the scholarships are awarded" "I am here!" "So that I may scratch all white stomachs squatting down there" "Your stupid silence" "Goes up in thin air" "I am so elevated" "Like gazes piled up" "Somewhere" "One of my smiles lies on the ground" "Was that necessary?" "And now, revered guests dear latecomers" "We want to announce our America scholarship recipients" "Who will cross the great pond, as the American says" "Do not forget your Alma Mater which you will leave soon now" "It's better this way" " She can go into the civil service" " Don't say that" "She will feel insulted" "Where did the children go?" "And now, dance, punch and buffet" "Please" "Hi Annie" "I've to speak with you" "I was at the school dance but you" "I've got an appointment" "I've got your money" "Your share from the robberies" "Ok, then let's go" "Did Hans give you the appetite?" "Can I have another serve, please?" "No, that's for Dad" "But he's not even here" "It's delicious, Mrs Petrowski" "At home we used to have to say "Thank you for meat and drink"" "Ah it's jolly tonight, could be like this more often" "Hello everyone" "Good evening" "Fattening up strange folk" "But that is Mr Hans, a friend of the children" " Just eat while it's free" " Don't confuse Mr Hans" " I have to go now" " Nonsense, stay" "Have a drink" "And a surprise for my wife" "The washing machine" "Saves electricity." "Since you've wanted one for so long..." " Well that's very kind of you" " Indeed" "Peter, fetch a drink" "And a glass, but for us grown-ups" "And how are you employed?" "I've two jobs" "I sell records" " Do you sell that negro music?" " Yes, exactly" " It's called "Jazz"" " Uh huh, jazz" "And in the evening I attend school" "Very well" "Madam" " Goodbye" " Goodbye" "I will see him out" "Has that been going on for a while?" "You'll always be our Peter our little boy" "Why did you marry dad?" "Why..." "I...married dad, you're asking?" "Since he's always so curt with you" "You don't understand" "He wasn't always like this" "When I think of his fine uniforms and his shining boots" "I had to shine them up for hours" "But you didn't marry him for his boots" "You don't understand" "A child doesn't understand" "Enough of this" "A child has nothing to ask but favours" "Almost done, Otto" "Now you know everything" "And may dispose of me at your convenience." "The End"