"Bambi, is everything ready?" "This has to be perfect." "Yes, sis." "Fanny, is the beef stew ready?" "Not yet." "Not yet?" "!" "It's been 3 hours." "I thought all that's left to cook were potatoes?" "We tasted Th e first batch you cooked so there wasn't any stew left." "You ate it all?" "!" "I told you, Bambi." "You shouldn't have let Fanny do the cooking!" "You know that he has a monstrous appetite!" "Fan n y, stop stu ffi n g you rsel f!" "You 'we been eatin g for h ou rs!" "One more mouthful and you'll explode." "Where's Mike?" "He'll be here soon." "Happy third anniversary!" "Hello!" "Here's the wine." "What an effort for an anniversary dinner!" " So true, to the ends of the Earth." "This isn't just any other anniversary." "This is a special day... because Mike is finally going to propose!" "We're getting married in New York." "Propose?" "!" " I thought this is a surprise dinner?" " Yeah." "I bet it's actually you who will propose." "You'll just have Mike pretend to propose to you." "Right?" "So, where's the ring?" "With him!" "Wh atever!" "Mike doesn't earn enough to buy a ring." "May liars trip!" "Shut it!" "Jealous much!" "I thought you were my friends?" "You dare laugh at me!" "You're all just scared you'll lose your jobs at my parlor!" "Let's stop teasing him on his anniversary." "Let's just support him." "For all we know, he might bring us to New York for the wedding." " Happy third anniversary!" " Oh, that's right!" "Happy anniversary." "Stop greeting me, Lester." "Now I'm ashamed for forgetting our anniversary." "It's okay." "There's still a fourth, fifth, sixth... up to the tenth anniversary for you to make up for it." "Just let me save the date on your phone so you won't forget next time." "Lester, Th an k you very mu ch for Th e gifts." "There's watch, new shoes, even a phone." "Thank you very much." "Don't mention it." "Besides, your gift to me is more extravagant." "' 901 you a gift?" " Yes." " No." "Oh no." "Hand this to me." "What's this?" "Just give it." "Oh." "Oh my God!" "Oh my God!" "Mike!" "What's the meaning of this?" "I don't know!" "It's yours!" "How slow can you get!" "You putting my scholarship to you to waste!" "You're going to propose to me, Mike." "We can get married because..." "Same sex marriage is now allowed in America." "Let's get married in New York!" "Huh?" "!" "Lester, I can't." "What?" "What?" "Lester, I don't know how to tell you this... but I actually came here to break up with you." "Why?" "I am a Christian fellow now." "Didn't the Lord say this kind of relationship isn't right?" "How did you know?" "Did the Lord tell you ?" "Did He text you?" "E-mail you?" "Did He tweet?" "I'm sure it's just a poser." "Lester, it's in the bible." "I'm sorry, Lester." "But it's over." "I want to say thank you." "Thank you so much for loving me." "So much." "Th at you 'we even extended your love to my family." "You know, Lester, if you were a woman... it would have worked out." "But you're not." "I'm sorry." "I'm so sorry." "Why is Mike leaving?" "I don't know." " Already?" "!" " On cue!" "Gosh!" "Girls, I don't think this is how he thought it would go." " They argued." " Maybe they broke up." "I think one of us should go there and pull him out of the rain." "I can't do it because I just came from flu." "I honestly don't think we'll fit under one umbrella!" "So I guess let's just leave him then." "Let's just look at him." "Take a video of him while he's emoting." "The big drama scene after a break up." " But I don't have film!" " I don't have a camera." "Forget it." "This guy's in love with you, Sister." " Huh ?" "!" " This guy's in love with you, Sister." " Yikes!" " This guy's in love with you, Sister." "Crazy in love with you." "This is a bit hot." "Try to keep resist the burn." "Is soaking my feet in hot water with salt really going to help me?" "I made you soak your feet in this because it stinks." "You let your feet get wet in your shoes for hours." "It smells!" "Yuck!" "Let it out." "I kept warning you." "Since the first day you introduced Mike to me..." "I knew he wouldn't take you seriously." "Mike really loved me, Aunt." "We spent three years full of happiness." "We loved each other so much, promising to be together forever  ever!" "Look what it got you ?" "He still left you, didn't he?" "He's straight." "Of course, he'll go looking for a woman." "Right?" "A real woman." "That's not true!" "You're all wrong!" "It's not a woman." "Mike didn't leave me for a woman, Aunt." " For who?" " For who?" "For God." "You lie it?" "Huh?" "!" "Where's the "k"?" "Because you're Th e "K" Th at "kompletes" me." " Happy anniversary, Babe." " Happy anniversary." " I love you." " I love you." " Have you had breakfast?" " Not yet." "Not yet?" "Let's eat then!" " Where?" " Here!" " Mommy!" "Daddy!" "Good morning." " Mom!" "Dad!" "It's our first year anniversary." " Happy anniversary!" " Wow, that's long already!" "Don't you think it's time to part ways?" " Huh?" "!" " Dad!" "Just kidding." "Go ahead." "Sit down, Mike." "Let's eat." "Come on." "Let's eat." "Oops, sorry Mike!" "You want to get some?" "There's your school bus!" "You h ave everyth in g?" "Bye, daddy." " Okay, bye." " Take care." "Lester!" "My God!" "What's going on 0l" "What's wrong?" "Lester!" "Wh at's wron g?" "What Mike did is so painful, Aunt!" "Mike, why did you leave me?" "Why?" "Oh, Lord!" "Lester, wh at's goin g on ?" "This break up hurts so much, Aunt!" "It hurts!" "Of course it hurts." "There's no such thing as a fun break up." "Yeah." "Move on, girl." "If he can't be with you, you have to learn to let him go." "It's so hard." "I can't!" "I've tried closing and opening my eyes." "But wherever I look inside this room, I still see him everywhere, Aunt!" "You really want to forget him?" " Yes, Aunt!" " Are you sure?" "Don't make me repeat myself, Aunt." "You heard me." " Th en let me tear these off." " No!" "I paid a lot for these and, who knows, we might get back together someday." "Babe, wh at do you want to watch later?" "I want to see something funny, an d scary, an d dramatic." "Is there such a movie?" "Th ere is." "Star Cin em a-produ ced." "What's up with you?" "Aegis." "April Boy." "Live!" "Back-to-back con cert!" "My Gosh!" "We won't see anything there." "It says back-to-back." "Th ey'll only h ave Th eir backs tu rn ed." "Let's buy tickets!" "I've always wanted to watch these two performers!" "Imagine a back-to-back con cert!" "I never imagined this could happen." " Babe!" "Let's buy tickets now." " It's not for a while." "Please." "They might run out of tickets!" " Babe." "Babe." " What?" "Even if the con cert is over I'll still be able to buy you tickets." " Okay?" "Let's go." " Hey!" "That's mean." "This would never flop." "Look at him!" "I want to look like Daniel Padilla, okay?" "!" "Didn't I say Daniel Padilla?" "I thought you said Den cio." "I smell candles..." "Oh my God!" "Dinner by candlelight." "Babe, you really know how to surprise a girl!" "This is so exciting." "What happens next?" "Babe, why did you bring me to this?" "Sorry." "Th ey said I h ad to recruit." "Ouch!" "This is a hold up!" "Please!" "Don't!" "Hurry UP!" "Not that one." "Why him too?" "!" "I thought he was one of them." "I can't take it!" "Why?" "What's happening?" "!" "Your nephew's trying to kill himself." "On, God!" "Don't do it, please!" "Lester, you're ju st h u n gry." "Here's some foodies!" "Grab a bite first!" "I'm hungry" "I'm thirsty." "Here, here's a straw." "Here's a straw." "Go, help yourself." "Drink some more." "Get away from me!" "You can't stop me, Aunt." "My life means nothing without Mike." "My life is worthless if I have no reason to breath e." "Don't kill yourself!" "You were born alone, weren't you?" "!" "You weren't born together!" "Don't throw your life away." "Why kill yourself?" "You think he'll follow you to your grave?" "No!" "Idiot!" " Idiot!" " Idiot!" "I'm so tired, Aunt." "I've never been this unhappy." "Een sy-ween sy spider..." " went up the water spout." " What's he doing?" "Down came the rain and washed the spider out." "Up came the sun and the spider looked for you." "But you just left the spider who's feeling oh so blue." " Lester!" " Bumtiyaya bumtiyaya bum ye ye!" " Bumtiyaya bumtiyaya bum ye ye!" " Let him be!" "It's easy to lectu re on him because you have never been left by a lover." "You have no idea how it feels like!" "She must have been left in the altar on her wedding day." "She's bitter!" "You were never cheated!" "Go ahead!" "Jump!" "." "Don't mind them." "Go ahead." "Do what you want to do." "We're both losers." "We're both worthless." "And we both don't want to live anymore!" "You're not jumping anymore?" "Not an ymore." "Somebody went ahead." "I think I'm fine now." "I just moved on." "That's Mike's scent." "How would you know?" "He's here?" "I'm sure of it." "It's Mike!" "Thanks." "Hurry!" "This way!" " I think this Way's faster..." " No!" "This way!" "Why's he bringing flowers in a bank?" "Maybe there's a prayer meeting inside." "The flowers are just an offering." "To the patron saint of money?" "Or maybe the flowers are for a client." "It's the client." "I'm sorry, I got lipstick on you." " It's okay." " Let's go." "Th at monster." "He even used the Lord!" "I almost joined the Lord's enemies... out of jealousy and then it turns out... it's..." "Lester!" "Thank you." "Let's just go!" "Your ex-boyfriend is really that thick-skinned." "Why didn't he just tell the truth that he wanted a normal life?" "!" " What?" "So we're abnormal?" " Watch your mouth." "Lester, this is the straw." "He's been cheating on me for more than a year." "It must be why he barely visited me after his graduation." "I told you to stop sending Mike money after he graduated." "And not only for him." "He even shouldered Mike's family's expenses." "Thinking he's some rich tycoon!" "What do you plan to do now... that you 'we confirmed he left you for another woman ?" "This is insane!" "Have you forgotten that you're the Lester Reyes?" "You can have any man that you want." "I love Ram!" "Th at's wh at you wanted to hear from me, right?" "!" "And what would you do if the only man that you love is unfortunately married?" "Will you leave it at that?" "Me, never!" "I will not give up Ram without putting up a goddamn fight!" "It's fine." "That's refillable." "Lester, your ex's name is Mike." " Who's Ram?" " You've been watching too many movies." "The world is a one big marketplace." "Th ere are sn atoh ers everywhere!" "Fight or Th ey'll steal from you!" "The world is like your face... full of crevices." "Go see a derma!" "Wait, wait a minute." "I look like the lead actress, don't I?" "Of course not!" "Th e lead Th ere was pretty!" "Ah, you're right." "Dad!" "I'm going now, okay?" "You just got here and you're leaving again ?" "Mike is already there." "He's picking me up for our date." "Are you really serious about this guy?" "Wait..." "Is that guy really serious about you ?" "We really love each other." "And you know more than anything that there's only one thing I want in life." "I just want to have a happy family... just like ours." "Be with a happy husband, just like you!" "That's what Mike is to me." "And I want to have kids just like my brothers." "Then why do you have to get married?" "You can just stay with us." "Your dreams are already complete here with us." "Dad, I'd like to have my own version of a happy family." "But can you really live off the money Mike makes?" "I'm not dead yet, am I?" " My sarcastic daughter." " Oh, Dad!" "Let's talk later, ok?" "Gem, my precious jewel?" "Don't you think it's time to take our relationship to the next level?" "Huh?" "What do you mean ?" "I've been saving up for this moment." "Not just enough money, but enough guts too." "Gem." "I want you to be with me for the rest of my life." "I want you to be the one..." "beside me when I wake up." "I want you to be the one my kids will scream "Mommy!" by our children." "I also want you to be the one to do all of my dirty laundry." "And you'll be the one to cook my favorite fried fish with sautéed onions  tomatoes." "And I want you... to be the one to massage my feet when I get home tired after a hard day's work." "So, you want me to be your... maid?" "Oh you!" "Of course not!" "Gemma." "I want to marry you." "And be my wife." "Gemma." " What the heck?" "!" " What the heck?" "!" " Gem, will you marry me?" " Yes!" " Yes?" " Yes." "I'm engaged!" "Why wait this long to tell us?" "When do you plan to tell us this?" "At the eve of the wedding?" "Mom." "We got engaged just last night." "So we waited until this morning." "We wanted to tell you last night but you were already asleep." "So, you were already making plans." "You didn't let us know?" "Dad, we won't get married soon." "It's just a proposal." "Well then, you can wait 30 more years before getting married." "' Thirty years?" "' Thirty years?" "Dad." "I'll be 53 years old by then." "How can we possibly have children?" "!" "Maybe you can just go straight to grandchildren." "It's okay." "Hey!" "Where are you going?" "We're about to start making grandchildren." "Hey!" "Just eat!" "Sit down!" "What's your problem?" "Why are you drinking like there's no tomorrow?" "Why don't you just forget about your ex-boyfriend and his present girlfriend... and look for a new boy?" "Don't even start!" "Mike is mine!" "We'll be together forever with our 12 little Mikes and Lesters." "Okay." "Fine!" "Good, you understand." "Why not get your own set of ovaries so you can have what you want?" "!" "You say it like it's as easy as a subscription... like cable TV?" "!" "Bro, if you're going to do this, better do it clean." "Mike can't know or else you'll lose him for good." "But I have no idea how." "How will I start this without him noticing?" "Try courting Mike's girl." "By pretending to be a straight guy." "So that the girl will break up with the boy." "High r?" "Wait!" "I don't think I can do this!" "We'll be sent to jail if we get caught Are you sure about this?" "You 're overreactin g!" "Th ere's n 0 tu rn in g back." "This is easy." "And if you do this right, I'll give you a year's supply of fried pork knuckle." "Promise?" "Glutton !" "Aren't there security guards?" "Don't they have guns?" "Don't be ajerk!" "Don't worry." "I gave them hamburgers with laxatives." "Give it a minute and they'll go running to the toilet." "Really?" "Look!" "They're about to explode." "Here she comes." "This is hold up!" "Give me your bag!" "Here." "Take it." "Let me go!" " You'll come with us!" " Hey!" "What are you doing?" "Wait a minute." "Can you handle these four?" "!" "Don't worry miss." "Just watch me loan handle this." "Throw him, hurry!" " Sis, it's starting to hurt!" " This is how Darna did it." "I don't think it is" " Yes it is!" "It's really not, Sis!" "Me Budoy." "Me Budoy." "You Piggy." "Get out of here!" "Your bag, miss." "Thank you so much." "Lowe you my life." "Thank you." "Welcome." "By the way, I'm Lester." "It might be best if I take you home..." "in case they come back." "Okay." "Who's the visitor, Tan cing?" "He's saved Ma'am Gemma." "And that's when I saw your daughter getting ganged up on." "Broth er, this is Les." "This is my older brother, Peter." "He saved me from some muggers." "Thanks, man." "No problem, dude." "I can never thank you enough, son." "I didn't know there were still men like you who would risk their own life... to help someone they don't even know." "And because of that you are welcome to have of our homemade white cheese." "Soaked in olive oil and lots of herbs and spices." "It's good." " That's all for you, Lester." " Yes, taste it!" "Go have some." " Have dinner with us." " Huh?" "Of oou rse!" "He must be tired from wrestling away those four hoodlums." "Imagine, four!" "Can you beat Th at?" "In case you might be wondering, and I don't mean to brag, Mommy... but my body is ripped and full of machismo." "And for your muscles to stay strong, all you need are amino acids... vitamins, minerals an d brewer's yeast... so that you'll never quit when you get to bring it." "Just the other day, I beat down ten hulking men." "Until now, three of them are still in a coma." " What?" " What?" "You're so strong." "Wow." "You 're like Superman, aren't you ?" "I wish you could be with me all the time.." "In case the muggers come back for me." "For a beautiful lady such as yourself..." "I'll be the bodyguard who will protect you." "I'll clobber them with my baton." "I'll even shoot them just for you." "You're such ajoker." "Tell that to your silly fiancé." "He looks like a sissy compared to Les." "His face looks like it's never been bitten by a fly." "Unlike Les' face that looks like it's been hit thousands of times." "You're such a funny dad, aren't you?" "Well!" "Your action star's even driving a Benz." "Wealthy 9"!" "" "Yes, Dad." "He doesn't look like it but he's rich and a gentleman, too." "Looks like he got you pretty bad." "What if he makes a move now that you're engaged?" "He won't make a move on you." "Because it's me he really wants." "He's gay." "Trust me." "I saw how he looked at me." "Your crazy." "He is a pure action star." "Action star?" "!" "If you mean Darn a, then I agree." "Wait!" "Calm down." "Breath e in." "Hands to the ch est." "Our acting was a success!" "Really?" "!" "Success?" "!" "Wow!" "She really thought you're a guy?" "!" "What are you going to do now?" "!" "Will you pursue her?" "!" "She really thinks I'm a straight guy." "But I'm starting to get nervous." "But, Sis, her brother is to die for." "So yummy and hot!" "But, Sis, you better be careful you don't get caught." "I won't get caught!" "I need to break her and Mike apart." "Mike must come back to me." "Even if I have to break all of your faces just to get him back, I'll do it!" "Just like how I did this!" "That!" "And that!" "Were you there a while ago?" " Yes, sis." " You don't look any different." "Don't you dare fall asleep!" "Just kidding, my precious." "Su ccess!" "Babe, oh my gosh!" "Hello?" "Babe!" "Thank God that guy came to my rescue." "You would never believe it." "Four men against one!" "He's like a superhero!" "The other one was even as big as Incredible Hulk and he beat him up!" "Check it then." "He might be Spiderman or maybe Superman or even Batman." "Babe, stop joking." "I think you should meet him so he can teach you some martial arts because..." " ifs amazing." " Alright." " Ifs amazing." "Let's talk about this later, okay?" "I'm starving." "I haven't eaten yet." "Bye." "Hello?" "Babe?" "Hello, Babe?" "He hung up." "Son, we need to pay our electricity bill tomorrow... or they'll cut the power." "Electricity bill?" "I left the money on top of the fridge." "Huh?" "I didn't see it." "Who took it?" "!" "Who took the money?" "Mike, I'm so sorry, I needed it to pay for school tuition." "And Mike, if I can borrow some money for milk." "Your brother didn't save anything again." "I didn't want to ask you again... but I really need to borrow a thousand pesos." "We really need it." "It's for transportation when I apply for jobs." "Here!" " Give it to me!" " It's mine." "Give me five hundred." "I'll go ahead..." "I thought muggers only lurked outside." "It seems like they go inside houses too." "So are you still getting married?" "Gemma." "I can only imagine how exciting it must have been." "Does he look like an action star?" "Not real I y." "You said he's like an action star, right?" "There he is!" "The tall one with the flowers an d ch ocolates." "Where?" "Move!" "For you." "Thank you." "An d for you." "I guess we can share this." "Money!" "Is this also for me?" "The money is mine." "Don't take advantage." "I already gave you flowers an d ch ocolates." "You want my 5 million, too?" "!" "I'll deposit this here but I want you to be my personal banker." "If not, I'll deposit it somewhere else." "I can handle it!" "Move Th at aside." "Let's take care of this first." "Hurry!" "Yes." "I'll be your personal banker." "Thank you." "Mike!" "Mike!" "Mike!" "Mike!" "Did you wait long?" "Sorry." "Traffic was bad." "Who gave those to you ?" " What?" " Don't tell me those are for me?" "How sweet of you." "What's with you ?" "I couldn't just decline, right?" "It was just flowers, nothing more." "It would have been a waste to throw it away when I could offer it in church." "So who gave them to you?" "That rich client in your bank, right?" "Yes." "You're already engaged and you still let others court you." "I'm not being courted!" "And besides, he knows I have a boyfriend so he won't court me." "This is just a..." "token of our friendship." "Frien dsh ip?" "Yeah right, wh atever." "What sort of friend gives ﬂowers taller than a person." "Any update on your scheme?" "Have you kissed her?" "It seems that my rival is more gullible than I thought." "I just gave her ﬂowers and she was head over heels." "She has no idea that... all Th e flowers I gave h er were from a funeral I went to... and I just made the four gay friends arrange them." "Then Mike will see the giant bouquet of flowers." "He will get jealous." "He will argue with Gemma." "Th en they will start h u rtin g each oth er." "And kill each other!" "Then Mike will come to me with arms wide open!" "I'll clean all of his wounds." "I'll bathe him." "Then we will stare into each oth er's eyes and kiss!" "I will close my eyes in happiness." "And when I open my eyes again, it was all a dream." "Do you really find my never-ending despair funny?" "That's a great script!" "Then Mike will come back to life and kill you!" "No!" "I don't like the ending." "It's a tie, then." "So you've broken up?" "Of course not." "It's just a little misunderstanding." "He doesn't understand." "I told him a million times that you are not courting me." "But wh at if I do start to court you ?" "What's happening to you?" "Are you sick?" "!" "No." "I just burped." "I ate a lot." "Forget about what I asked you." "But you know wh at, before it's too late... you need to see that he's not taking you seriously." "He has a bad attitude." "He is possessive." "You should find out what kind of person he really is before it's too late." "He's not like that." "He's just jealous." "It's cute, actually." "Th at's n ot jealou sy." "It's in security." "He knows there are so many guys out there better than him." "What future will a sales agent give you ?" "Not to mention afamily that mooches off him." "And when his feet spend more than 12 hours in his leather shoes... they stink like crap." "Do you know Mike?" "!" "How do you know all that?" "I will tell you my secret..." "I have a third eye." "Like Madame Au ring?" "No." "Like Zen aida Seva." "Always remember that the stars merely guide us." "We all have free will, let's use it." "Babe." "Babe, I'm sorry." "Babe, I'm sorry." "You won't be so hoth eaded anymore?" "Check." "You won't get jealous?" "Check." "You'll always wear socks so your feet won't smell?" "Check." "Let me see." " Where are they?" " Here." "Okay?" "Mommy!" "Daddy!" "Hurry!" " What happened?" "Who made these mess?" "Do not ruin this romantic moment for me." "Easy for you 'cause you're not the one cleaning." "Lester, I thought it was Mike." "So it's you, the culprit!" "Go inside." "Let me give you a ride." "Thank you." "Gemma, go ahead." "I'll gojogging." "You won't ride with me?" "No." "I'll be fine." "I'll just ride a cab since it's out of the way." "But I'll be alone." "Just stop talking." "Driver, take Gemma to the bank." "Now!" "Bro!" "What's Up?" "Here, have some." "Taste it." "It's yummy!" "Hey, wh ere is Lester?" "Does he even know how to swim?" "I don't know." "But he's taking so long to change." "Excuse me, Ms. Gemma." "Sir Lester sent these for you." "This is going to be fun, swear!" "So who is up next?" "The next performer should be ready..." "to be killed!" "Correct!" "Wait a minute, girls." "It looks like we have some newcomers!" "Look." "Those two!" "Th ey seem like first timers." "Hello!" "Hold it!" "It looks like they are siblings." " They're not siblings." " I think they're both girls!" "They can't be siblings." "Look." "The other one's so pretty." "Nice skin." "Perfect nose." "She must be rich." "Of course, rich girls always bring their maids along!" "He is a maid?" "!" "So, that means he's gay!" "Man -lover guy!" "Don't mind them." "They're just kidding." "Stay cool." "You 're 933'!" " Ah, Sis." "Wait a minute." " Wait." "What?" "You got a problem with me?" "Gay!" "Come here, I'll tell you something." "Come with me backstage!" "Sis, no one should know my true colors!" " I knew it!" " It's so obvious!" "I need to keep up appearances that I'm a straight guy." "Please help me." "Wh" "H°"""' - 9 y' What for?" "!" " Oh no." "I can't do it..." " You can't bribe me." "Please." "Just build me up as a real man on stage." "If you had done this earlier..." "What's that smell?" "!" "What did you eat for dinner?" "The same thing you did" " Oh!" "We have a tie!" "He's a guy." "A real guy!" "You're the man!" "What a man!" "A round of applause!" "A really real man!" "Gemma?" "What's wrong, baby?" "Are you feeling sick?" "How can't she be?" "!" "She's starting to fall for that gay." "Stop calling him gay!" "I already told you... he is tougher than 2 action superstars combined!" "Don't call him gay one more time!" "She's right, Peter." "He's straight." " He just looks gay." " Mom!" "Okay." "Just go." "Leave us." "I'll handle this." "Go ahead and eat." "But hey, leave some for me." "What's really bothering you?" "Tell me the truth." "Is Peter right?" "Mom, Lester is not gay!" "He's not gay!" "That's not wh at I meant." "I mean, if you are getting confused having feelings for Lester." "Mom, listen." "This is going to be a monologue." "I really love Mike." "That's why I agreed to marry him." "But wh at I can't understand is..." "Why?" "I feel like I have a strong connection with Lester." "He is actually causing Mike and I to argue a lot." "So I need to stay away from him, right?" "But I can't." "I keep looking for his company... because he makes me feel like a totally different woman that..." "I never felt with Mike." "It's not just a tug on the heart." "He does something to my very womanhood... like he has a clear grasp of what makes a girl tick." "I understand you, dear... because that has happen ed to me." "When your dad and I werejust a couple, there was someone... that really knew how to make me smile." "Lau gh, CW" "I felt like I was never complete with him by my side." " That's exactly how I feel!" " Oh stop it!" "But don't get me wrong." "I never oh eated on your father." "I always loved your daddy." "The same goes for me." "It's still Mike who I love." "But wait." "What happened to the other guy?" "Where is he now?" "Oh..." "Milagros?" "!" "I lost track of wh ere sh e is." "Uhm, a woman?" "She's lesbian." "Why do I feel more confused now?" "!" "Really?" "!" "A woman?" "Hello, Les." "Why?" "What's up?" "Imiss you." "I just needed to hear your voice." "Let's go out later." "You 're asking me out like you have plans... to take me to see my favorite band in the world, Aegis... or my super idol, April Boy Regino." "As if that's where we're actually going!" "Wow!" "Are you a psychic?" "!" "How did you know I have 2 tickets to the..." "Aegis and April Boy Regino back-to-back con cert?" "What?" "Are you serious?" "!" "Gemma!" "I'll go with you." "Yes!" "My dream concert!" "I'll go with you." "I wouldn't miss it for the world." "Pick me up by 6 PM!" "OK, bye!" "Yes!" " Geez, dream con cert!" " Hi babe!" "For you." "Babe!" "What's Up?" "Nothing." "I finished work early so I came to see you." "Want to watch a movie?" "I can't go out with you tonight." "Working overtime?" " Okay, I'll just wait here for you." " No." "Babe." "I can't go out tonight..." "because..." "Babe, it's April Boy Regino's con cert back-to-back with Aegis." "My dream con cert!" "I can't miss it, Babe." "I absolutely need to watch them tonight." " They're your favorites, right?" " Yes." "I want to watch." "Great!" "Who's going with you?" "Family?" "!" "Maybe you have an extra ticket." "I'll join you." "Ah... excuse me." "Sorry." "Gemma, Lester called to say that he can't pick you up by 6." "He'll be here by 6:30 PM instead." "Hello?" "I'm sorry, you called the wrong bank." "Okay then." "Bye." "If you dare go with him, I'm telling you." "Babe, it's Aegis..." "Back-to-back with April Boy Regino." "Dream con cert." "Th en ch oose!" "Me or Th at back-to-back Aegis and April Boy Regino concert?" "!" "I always fall on my knees." "But still, I get up again." "Here I am." "Stan ding in the rain." "Nowhere to hide." "No one to run to." "If I only had more tears to cry." "I can weep away the pain I feel in side." "Amy, Susie, and Tessie." "Rodeo, Juan ch o an d Jose Marie." "I love pennies, I can buy me candies." "I love nickels, I can buy me apples." "Yeye I/on n ei." "Yeye I/on n ei Yeye I/on n ei." "Yeye I/on n ei" "Yeye I/on n ei." "Yeye I/on n ei." "Yeye I/on n ei" " Here I am." "Stan ding in the rain." " Long live April Boy!" "Nowhere to hide." " No one to run to." " Yeye Vonnel" " Yeye Vonnel" " Long live Aegis!" "They were so amazing!" "Here I am." "Standing in the..." "Did you see that?" "Wow." "They were so good!" "So good!" "Amazing!" "Lester, Th an k you so mu ch." "You can't imagine how happy you made me tonight." " Oh you!" " I'm serious." "It's been my dream to watch both Aegis and April Boy... and I even got to sing with them." "I feel like I'm on cloud nine right now." "Gemma, you're not on cloud nine right now." "You're on dog poop." "Oh gosh!" "This is so..." "No need to get irked." "Weren't you happy just now?" "You look good with big curls." "Add more volume here." " Then put some highlights here." " What's happening?" "Joke!" "I see." "Ma'am, if you want you can watch a movie upstairs." "We have new DVDs." " Really?" "What titles?" " No Other Woman." "Get out of here!" "How about Antipolo Massacre?" "Get out of here!" "You planned all these from the start!" "You plan to ruin our relationship!" "So what?" "!" "Can you blame me... my cheating lover?" "!" "How dare you use your religion just to lie!" " I can't leave Gemma." " Why can't you leave her?" "Just leave me!" "Is it the money?" "Do you really think it's her money I'm after?" "!" "If not money, then what?" "!" "Sex?" "If I say yes, will you be satisfied?" "!" "No, because I bet you I'm a damn better lover!" "Stop it!" "You enjoy being some young lady's dirty little secret, don't you?" "!" "No man ever dreamed of being an other man!" " Then get out!" " I love her!" " I love you more." " Stop it!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ma'am, here he is." "What happen ed to you ?" "!" "Did Mike come back here?" "Did he tell you anything?" "He didn't." "Why?" "Did he give you that black eye?" "Come here!" "Tancing, bring me an ice bag!" " Coming!" " This?" "No." "I got into a fight outside my house." "It seems like you have a habit of getting into fights." "That's not very wise of you." "It isn't like that, Dad." "Some goons were getting frisky with a lady." "I just helped her out." "By the way, why were you asking about Mike?" "Did he need to tell me something?" "No." "I just thought he came back and said bad things about me." "I'm just scared you'll believe him." "I'll be back." "Come with me." "Tell me." "What's going on between us?" "Why did you kiss me?" "Do you love me?" "Huh?" "!" "When did I kiss you?" "Ah, yeah." "Of course I do love you." "I would never let myself go this far if I did not feel anything for you." "Lester, what are you doing?" "!" "You are confusing my heart and mind." "This can't be!" "Didn't I tell you we can't be more than friends?" "I'm getting married, see!" "Mike is right to be angry because everything he accused us of is true." "I don't mean to intrude, but I overheard everything you were saying." "So you are intruding." "When this mess explodes..." "I can't stand seeing my daughter getting caught in the middle... and seeing her sad." "Tell me." "Do you really love my daughter?" "Yes, I love her." "But you have to break up with Mike." "Can you give her a good life?" "Do you have a job?" "I have my own business ventures." "Like what?" "Barbersh op." "Excuse me. ls Lester here?" "Hey, gay boys." "Snap out of it!" "Gemma?" "!" "Is he around?" "He's here." "He's been waiting for you." "Is he your grandfather?" "No." "My father." " Lester." " Dad!" "Dad." "Gemma." "Please excuse them." "They're all infested with an epidemic." "We got it from Lester." " We have had an overdose of pepper." " True!" "Really?" "Is it that contagious?" "Don't mind these pranksters." "Gemma, want me to cut your hair?" "Huh?" "!" "But I'm a girl!" "Isn't this a barbershop?" "No." "This is a parlor." " For macho men." " Parlor!" " For macho men!" " Parlor!" "For macho men!" "We get it." "Can I get my haircut now?" "Slow and steady." "Be careful." "Justin Bieber?" "More like Bongbong Marcos." "Hold it." "What did you do to my dad's hair?" "!" "Th at's becau se... we wanted his hair to be straighter." "Right!" "And we pulled them out from the roots." "Yes." "Th at's right." "But I promised my mom I'd only get him a regular trim." "Why did you change his style?" "My dear." "It's okay." "I like it!" " He likes it!" " Hail to Justin Daddy!" " That's why we're a parlor." " For macho men!" "Parlor." "Quit it, Bin ay." "Hey!" "What's going on ?" "We're going to play basketball." "And you, Tancing?" "Ma'am, it's my day off." "And basketball is my favorite sport." "Come on." "I like playing basketball just to get some exercise." "To loosen up." "Hi, Gemma." "Lester's in vitin g everyon e to play basketball." "So I thought why not sweat a bit." "That's good." "Come." "Join us." " Me?" " No." "Your bro." " Me?" " Him?" "!" "No." "You, Gemma." "I don't know how to play basketball." "I'm bad at it." "You 're good, actu ally." "So good that you already scored 3 points in my heart... or you could just be our muse so I'll be inspired to play better." "Basketball." "Basketball." "It feels oh so good to play basketball." "The court is so wide." "The court is so shiny." "The ring is so big in basketball." "You can just dribble right before you shoot." "You can shoot and then dribble." "I already noticed he was not feeling well." "His body was aching and fever usually follows right after." "So, I brought him medicine." "Yes, indeed..." "He's in his room." "He already took some painkillers." " Which one is his room?" " That one." " Is it okay if I bring this up to him?" " Yeah.Sure." "Thank you." "Miss?" " Gemma?" "!" " David!" "What are you doing here?" "Ah, I brought some medicine for Lester." "He's sick." " So this is his room." " Stop!" " Don't!" " Why?" "What's wrong?" "Badong said I can go inside and give this to Lester myself." " I'll be quick." " You can't go in there." " It's contagious!" " It's just body pain!" "See, just body pain." " I'm just going to give..." " Wait." "Wait here." "Mike's naked pictures are all over that room." "She'll see." "Here's the medicine I brought." "I thought it's okay to come in..." "I already h ad a flu sh ot, an yway." "Ma'am, Gemma's down stairs!" "She wants to go into this room!" " Gemma?" "!" "Ah!" "Oh no!" " Gemma" "What are we going to do?" "!" "She must not see this room!" "Gemma, h ave a sn ack first." " I prepared some food." " No thanks." "I already ate." "I'm ju st h ere to see Lester." "Your eyes are really beautiful!" "I can see why my broth er-in-law fell in love with you!" "So pretty." "Yeah!" "I'll go up to his room now... before the medicine expires from all this talking." "Okay?" "Okay, I'll be quick." "Why is it locked?" "Because se..." "Th at on e is Lester's room." " Th at one?" "Yeah." " Yes." "Go." "Help yourself." "Is this Lester?" "Is he wearing make up?" "No." "Those are his twin siblings." "Oh yes!" "Okay." "Through here?" " Yup!" " Thank you." "Excuse me." "Hello." "Are you Lester's Aunt?" "Yeah, yeah." "That's me." "You must be Gemma?" "I am." "I brought medicines because I heard he was feeling ill." "How sweet of you!" "Th an k you!" "Badong, please get me a basin of water, alcohol, and a sponge." "For sponge bath." " Excuse us." "Don't mind us." " We'll go ahead." "Time to sleep." "So, what are you worrying about?" "Doesn 't that mean you 're already the sure winner?" "You get the girl." "She breaks up with Mike." "Then Mike runs back to you!" "I feel bad for Gemma." "Don't tell me you're quitting?" "!" "You 're inches away from getting Mike back." "I know, but Gemma is such a nice girl." "A fine lady." "If Mike is out of the picture, I would endorse Gemma to all the straight guys." "So you're starting to feel guilty?" "!" "Th en stop preten ding!" "End your scheme!" "Come clean before she gets hurt." "Why did you bring me here to the zoo?" "!" "Oh, it's just that I have never been to a zoo before." "Plus, this is a great place for us to talk because... all we've been doing lately is argue." "All I want is for you to stop seeing Lester." "Then I will be at peace." "I can't help it if he keeps showing up wherever I go." "Speaking of sh owing up..." "Lester!" "It's Lester!" "What are you doing here?" "!" "You should answer your own question." "I know!" "You 're stalking me." "Huh?" "!" "Can he stalk me first before you?" "!" "You're both wrong." "I was just hanging out with Ricky." "His mother texted, saying she misses her son." "Oh, there she is!" "Mommy!" "Let's go!" "Before I get into a bad mood." "Wait." "Come on." "For your peace of mind." "It would be best if we all hang out together." "So you can get to know Lester as well." "It will help you understand why I can't say no to him as a friend." "Please." "Look!" "A monkey escaped!" "Hurry, let's go to it!" "Oh, how cute that monkey is!" "Ricky?" "!" "This Gemma doesn't know..." " when she's already offending." " What?" "!" "Nothing, I said let's hurry.." "Let's go see the leopard." "Come on!" "Sorry." "I thought you were..." "You 're scared, aren't you ?" "What if I tell you I'm thinking about finally... stopping all these schemes I'm playing on Gemma?" "So, you finally feel guilty!" "I want to tell her everything." "Every... single... thing." "Babe, your friend looks hungry." "He needs food." "Feed him some hay." "Hurry up!" "Come here!" "Hurry UP!" "Wait." "I need to pee." "I'll go to the toilet, okay?" "Wh ere is Th e restroom ?" "Help me look for it." "Com e h ere." "Com e h ere." "Stay away from me and Gemma!" "Mike, I also want to be at peace." "Peace?" "!" "You can rest in peace in the cemetery!" " What's the address?" " I am not kidding!" "If you say anything to Gemma, you'll get more than punch." "I love Gemma." "And I am going to marry her!" " Mike!" " Goodbye, Lester." "Mike?" "Mike!" "Oh?" "This early huh." "Is this the new coffee flavor, problem blend?" "It's Lester." "He keeps bothering me." "You really can't blame him." "You 'we had relation ships with them simultaneously." "Don't tell me I didn't warn you." "Lester's a good guy." "But I had no idea he was going to be the cause of all my problems now." "Why brother?" "Will Gemma split up with you... if she finds out you once had a gay relationship?" "Then fight back!" "Don't give up!" "Don't let the past haunt you." "Past is past!" "Fm Lester, by the way." "Here, have some." "Taste it." "It tastes really good!" "How sweet of Mike." "Lester." "Oh no!" "Mike is there." "How are you going to tell Gemma the truth now?" "Whatever." "I just want to get it over with." "I don't want to hurt Gemma anymore." "She doesn't deserve this." "You'll probably get your faced knocked if you decide to do it now." "I don't think my face can handle any more beatings." "You should wait another night so that it doesn't have to get ugly." "Okay." "Let's wait for his pimple to pop first before I do this." "Huh?" "That will be too long!" " Ages!" " And which one?" "!" "Th ere are hundreds!" "Let's go get some burgers." "Mike, do we have plans today?" "Non e." "We don't even have time for each oth er n ow." "Are you here to just argue with me?" "Not now, please." "I have piles of work to finish." "We are not going to argue." "Gemma, I love you." "And because of that..." "I have kept secrets from you that can make you despise me forever." "Gosh, why so serious!" "Come with me." "I need to show you something." "Where?" "There is something you need to know." "What are we doing at Lester's house?" "I don't want any trouble, please." "Mike, wh at's going on ?" "Mike?" "!" "Gemma!" "Have you been here before?" "What is this?" "Why" "You and Lester already knew each other?" "Three years." "We were together for three years." "{broke up with him" "But he couldn't accept it." "Especially when he found out I broke up with him for you." "He found a way to get close to you... so that we'll break up." "Thinking that if we ever did, I would come back to him." "Lester is gay." "I couldn't tell you because I know you would have never accepted me." "But I cannot allow Lester to continue his scheme... seeing you are starting to fall for him." "Mike?" "What are you doing here?" "Gemma?" "!" "Gemma, please wait." "How dare you shameless monsters!" "Both of you!" "What have I done to you?" "!" "What did I do to deserve this?" "!" "What did I do to you?" "Why did you do this to me?" "Why did you lie to me?" "!" "You pigs!" "You heartless pigs!" "And you!" "Demon!" "Ihope both of you burn in hell!" "You're all lies from the devil!" "Step aside!" "Gemma let's eat." "Dad, I'm just a little dizzy." "Is there a problem?" "Why are you crying?" "What did Mike do now?" "Where is Gemma?" "What happened?" "Why are you crying?" "What's wrong?" "Tell me." "Peter is right." "Lester is gay." "Lester pretended to be straight to oou rt me." "So that he can break me and Mike apart." "Those devils!" "They toyed with me, Mom!" "Lester, it's Terry." "How are you ?" "Maybe you can check if there's a cure... for wh at I'm going through there in Dubai." "Send me boxes of it." "I want to overdose myself!" "It's not here." "The cure is there... with you." "This is different." "It hurts." "I hurt an innocent person." "A good friend." "I hate this!" "I am so tired of it." "You cheater!" "How dare you have the nerve to sh ow your face..." " after fooling my sister!" " Peter, enough." "Please, Mike." "Just go home!" "I just want to speak to Gemma." "I'll gladly take all your beatings if it will satisfy you." "Just let me talk to Gemma." "Please?" "!" "We took you in our home like you were family... and this is how you repay us?" "!" "Just go back to your homo boyfriend!" "We're n ot togeth er an ym ore!" " I love Gemma!" " Enough!" "Get inside!" "Gemma!" "Gemma, talk to me." "Please!" "Gemma, I'm begging you!" "I love you, Gemma!" "Gemma, I love you!" "Gemma, please... talk to me." "Gemma..." "Gemma..." "Gemma, please talk to me." "Let me explain." "Gemma." "I knew you were going to do this." "I felt it." "You're still not contented with wh at you've done to me." "So there, enjoy your family reunion." "You're a snake like them, right?" "!" " Gemma, are you..." " I'm okay." "You sure?" " I can do that for you..." " It's okay, I got it." "I'm fine." "I would never despair just because I was lied to by a gay and a guy... who was the lover of my fianoé." "So I'm fine." "I'll just get something, okay?" "Guys, she's okay." "Let's go back to work." "Sh e's okay." "Can I ask you a favor?" "Can you give this to Gemma?" "Aren't you her gay suitor?" "!" "You can't go in!" "She doesn't want to see, hear, or even smell you." " Just give this to her." "Please." " I said no!" "I have five million pesos deposited in this bank." "If you do not hand this to Gemma..." "I'll withdraw everything including your boogers  nose hairs!" "Ma'am Gemma." "This is for you." "She got it." "Please, I really need to speak to your sister." "You just don't know when to quit, do you?" "She does not want to see you anymore!" "Let's exch an ge places." "Look at me, don't I look so good?" "!" "It is so hard to live life where everyone is falling in love with me!" "Women, men, men-looking women... women-looking men, all fall for me." "It's hard!" "Gemma, we need to talk." "I got this, bro." "So, what new lies do you have in store for me?" "You still have some dirty secrets to tell me?" "!" "What do you really want?" "Money?" "!" "I won't be a sugar mommy for you or your family!" "If money is all I'm after, then why did I break up with Lester?" "I couldn't share my past with you because... becau se I was scared you would leave me." "I love you." "You didn't have to do this for me." "Well?" "I guess you're the one proposing to me now..." "Sorry Mike, but I have accepted the fact that we are not meant to be." "I know you regret leaving me... and that you started realizing that I'm much prettier..." " and more fair skinned than..." " Lester!" "I'm not trying to get back with you." "What?" "You're breaking up with me even if we're not together anymore?" "!" "No." "This set-up is for a meeting I have later." "The catering service is still setting up so let's hurry, please." "I asked you to come here because I want to apologize." "And to say thank you." "I am sorry for taking advantage of your feelings." "Thank you so much, Lester... for helping me get through my studies." "You even helped my family." "But, I want to have my own family." "I want to get married." "I want to have kids." "And I want to have all of that with Gemma." "I will forever regret hurting you, Lester." "But I will also be forever thankful... for the kindness you sh owed me all these years." "Lester, I love you." "But I can't give you the love you're asking of me." "Sorry." "I hope you can forgive me." "You've got nothing to say?" "Nothing." "This scene is already too long!" "Just one reminder." "What's that?" "Next time you hire a catering service, don't wear this polo again, okay?" "They might mistake you for a table." "Since I'm the one who caused all this trouble..." "I'll be the one to fix it." "Hey, ho!" "Let's go!" "HEY, ho!" "Let's go!" "Ready girls!" " Give me an "S"." "_ ..s.._" " Give me an "O"." "_ ..o.._" " Give me an "Fl, Fl"." "_ "R, R"" "Give me an "I"." "Really Sorri." "It's correct!" "What's happening with you?" "!" "Why did you spell it wrong?" "!" "Sorry, Gemma." "I admit, I hurt you so bad.." "But please believe me." "Mike still loves you." "Did that change anything that you did to me?" "!" "And you!" "Do you think these stupid skits of yours can erase all your evil lies?" "No." "That's why I'm never going to quit until you forgive me." "Mike broke up with me cleanly." "I just couldn't accept it." "I could not move on." "But I won't force you to forgive me." "Believe me." "Mike really loves you." "He gave up the good life I've been giving him because he loves you." "This is a wedding gown." "It's imported." "It will fit you." "I hope you use it on your wedding day." "Marry him." "And you'll never see me again." "Lester." "Go and be with my husband!" "Th at's Ch in ese." "So Th at you won't u n derstan d!" "Huh?" "Wait." "You're gay, right?" "So who kissed me that night after the concert?" "Um... me." " You?" "!" " Yeah." "So you want to have my forgiveness?" "Close your eyes." "Let's kiss again." "Close Th em!" "Disgusting!" "Like you!" "Close your eyes!" "Okay." "I'm game." "Does it taste good?" "Is that your dog?" "I did my best, but I guess my best wasn't good enough." "She won't budge." " Maybe it's time we accept defeat." " You did your best... but I haven't." "Don't worry." "I'll take it from here." "What are you going to do?" "I really love Gemma." "As the saying goes..." ""if you can't get a woman through kindness, get her through force."" "Like you did to me before... when you were still courting me?" "Oh please, you're the one who courted me!" "Wow!" "You wish!" "In your dreams!" "Why does it smell like dog?" "I'll go ahead." "Take care." "To Talayan Village, please." "Hey!" "This is not the way!" "Are you kidnapping me?" "!" "Let me off, please!" "Let me out!" "Mike?" "!" "Gemma, let's talk, please." "I know you still love me." "I know you still have my pictures on your cell phone." "Fiun away with me." "Let's elope!" "I will go far away... alone!" "So you won't find me!" "Pull over!" "I said pullover!" "Gemma!" "Hello, Lester!" "Hurry, come here by the bridge!" "Gemma walked out on me." "I'll chase her." "Okay." "I'll be there soon." "Gemma!" "Gemma, please!" " Gemma, please talk to me." " Stop following me, Mike." " Get lost!" " Gemma, please!" "Are you really that hard-h eaded?" "I don't want to see you anymore!" "What?" "You're just going to throw away all the love we shared?" "!" "Just stop it." "Leave me alone!" "You really don't want to leave me alone, do you?" "!" "Fine." "This is what you want!" "Gemma, don't!" "Dare!" "Alright." "I will stay away." "I know I'm just forcing myself to you." "If that's what you really think of me because I dated a gay man..." "No!" "Mike!" "What the heck are you two doing?" "!" "Goodbye, Gemma." "Goodbye, Lester." "I hope you live happily ever after." "Stop the drama!" "I've been in the same exact position." "Even the same location!" "Why do you have to do the same?" "I'm the one who wants to jump first!" "You, Gemma." "You're so dramatic." "Just because he dated a gay man doesn't mean he's got leprosy!" "But both of you lied to me!" "He hid it from you, but he never lied." "I'm the one who lied to you!" "And how many times do I have to tell you that he left me?" "He left me for you because he loves you!" "Gemma, don'tjump!" "I'll be the one to hump!" "Mike!" "Wait!" "Wow!" "What's this, Titanic?" "Jack  Rose?" "!" "When you jump, Ijump?" "!" "Wow!" "Stop overacting!" "Gemma." "I'm sorry." "Mike, sorry." "I really do love you." "So now we're going to drama?" "Get over here." "So dramatic!" "Th at's enough!" "Help him." "Lester!" "Th ere!" "Th ere's Th e rescu er!" "I got you." "You're safe." " I'm okay." " Okay!" "You 're okay now, huh!" "Yes, I'm really really okay!" "Hey!" "This is my wedding." "I'll be next." " Really?" "!" "'Oh yes!" "I already met the man I'm going to spend my life with." " Who?" " He'll be here soon!" "Con gratu lation s!" "Lord!" "Oh, my Lord!" "You again?" "!" "What's going on ?" "!" "What's happening to you?" "!"