"71/2 STORY ABOUT 7 DEADLY SINS" "GREED" "Dear Diego, this is a tragic story about a boy living in a tragic country." "Somewhere in the mountainous Balkans..." "This is the river Sava." "This, over there..." "I've kissed a girl there for the first time, she dumped me soon after the first cramps." "And that shot that put you in the God's lap." "Where the rest of us, simple and sad will never be." "Dear Armando, my name is Bojan Maric," "I look like an ordinary guy but unfortunately, that's not true." " Fuck!" "Why are you laughing, jerk?" "!" "Let's do it again!" "I know you too have broken your leg in Barcelona, and you know how hard it is when you're disabled." "T-shirt looks great ...Just imagine when it lasts for 17 years!" "You should take the hat off." "I think this is genial!" "10 grand is not enough." "Here, my dear Diego, I made my first," "and by the look of it, my last football steps." "Yeah!" " Sorry, Diego!" "You are coming close to me." "Closer, closer... it's there." "Stop!" "Just don't get out of my zoom, ok?" " Ok." "Let's start." "There's a cure for my vicious disease at the Moscow clinic." "A team of experts led by the famous professor P..." "Prokofiev!" "..." "Prokofiev!" "They perform surgeries which guarantee complete recovery in 90 percent of the cases." "And all that would be so lovely, if I had enough money for that operation." "Situation in Serbia is similar, maybe even worse..." " Worse!" "...than in Argentina." "For us, 15 grand is a lot of money." "Just stay in the zoom." "Keboya, bro!" " Yeah, bro?" " I've been thinking..." "Never mind." " C'mon, tell me!" " Never mind, forget it!" " Speak!" "What's 15 grand to Maradona?" "He got loaded in Barsa, he slottered Napoli, destroyed Seville!" "He's worth millions, bro!" " But he was spending a lot." "What?" "Where?" "!" " He spent it on cocaine, women, alcohol!" "C'mon!" "Everything in Argentina is free for him." "He spends summers at Fidel's, and winters with Kusturica!" "Let's not fuck around!" " Should we ask him for 16 Gs?" "Keboya, 20 grand!" " C'mon, man!" " 20 grand, bro, just like that!" "Hello?" "Bro, I'm sleeping..." "Wait a second." "It's 4 a.m.!" "Are you insane?" "!" "Who's calling at this hour?" " Radule." "He'll drop by." "Now?" " Yeah, mom." "We have to work!" "Work?" " Yes, mom!" "Now!" " At 4 a.m.?" "!" " Yes!" "What do you want from me?" "!" "When I'm not working, you're bitching, when I am, you're bitching again!" "What do you want?" "!" " God, save this poor mother!" "No, bro!" " You're absolutely right." " Of course I'm right!" "25 grand is nothing." " Of course it's nothing!" "We'll buy a Golf each, and then I'll have to borrow for registration!" " How much should we ask for?" "My dear Diego, 30 grand is nothing for you." "And it means a world to me." "My health..." " C'mon, bro!" "What's with you!" "Come here!" "I've been thinking." " What's up?" " Golf is a Golf." "But Mercedes..." "We should ask for 35 grand, ok?" "Keboya, bro..." "I think you are awesome!" "Who did your hair?" "I did it myself." "Why?" " It's great, man!" "Really." "Come here!" "It looks fantastic on you!" "Excellent!" "And how much money did you ask from him?" " 40 grand." "What?" "!" " 40,000 Euros." "Why?" " Are you fucking insane?" "You think it's a lot?" " It's not enough, my son!" "You think?" " Of course!" "He's Mr. Nice Guy!" "He'll give everything to the poor. - 40 grand, my God!" "He's gonna think you're jerking his chain!" "You can't go to Russia without 100,000 dollars!" " Jesus Christ!" "Are you insane!" "Fuck!" " Why haven't you asked Beckham?" "C'mon!" "He's English, he's cheap." "He'll rather die, than give us any money." "You're a blast!" "Where did you find Beckham?" "!" " And with treatment expenses, and residence costs in Moscow it comes to one hundred and twenty... five and a half thousand dollars!" "American!" " Stop!" "You are a doll!" "I want you to be a little more decisive!" "Give it to me." "And ask for 130 grand, ok?" " Ok." " Let's do it again." "Don't you see that we almost fucked this up?" "150 grand is nothing!" " It's nothing." " Way too little." "I've been calculating." "Two Mercedes' are 90 grand." "This is for technical things, amortization and that shit..." "What's this?" " This is for my water heater." " Heater?" "!" "And what's this?" " Just a little something for my mom." "Look now..." " And my mom?" " Excellent!" "Bro, your mom!" "Another grand." "We're left with 60 grand, give or take 5." "Let's see... 200 grand..." "What would you do if you were Maradona, and some kid was asking for 200 grand for an operation?" "Would you have given it to him?" " No." " How come?" "I wouldn't, bro!" "Nobody gave me anything in life!" "That's why you're not Maradona!" "And you're rottening with your folks, like a burnout!" " Yeah, right!" "What's this?" " Foreign currency account." "When did you open it?" " Today." "Cool... 150..." " It's in your name?" " Naturally." "Why are you bringing me to a construction site, maniac?" "!" "Maniac will build you a house!" " C'mon..." " Work well, man!" "All this will be ours one day." "4 rooms here, 4 rooms there, and here a nursery." "I hate kids!" " You learn to love them." "Look at the view!" "Can you see it?" "It's all ours, don't you get it?" "!" "I'm not so sure..." " What's wrong?" "Keboya, bro!" "You're great!" "You are a genius!" "But I think I'll do better as Maradona." "You are awesome!" "But you're missing something deep." " You look like him?" "No, but listen!" "You don't have that sadness in your eyes." "Bro..." "We'll do Colina with you." " Fuck you!" "Don't you get it?" "You look exactly like him!" "We'll use it to buy a house!" " Stop shitting me!" "Dear Diego I have cancer, and I'm undergoing chemotherapy." "I'm just not so pathetic like my friend is." "This is the real account that you should send money to." "Help the real guy." "Excuse me, young lady..." "What's the value of the shipment?" " 280,000 Euros!" "What's in there?" " Just wait one minute..." "Bro... maybe we should ask for 300 grand?" "No!" "It's over!" "We did it!" "We're sending it!" "It's over!" "You were right, bro!" "280,000 Euros is more than enough." " Have to keep it real." "We did a great job!" "Sergio, you bastard!" " That's Liovisna's fiancee." "But he's two timing her with Concita, and that pisses my mom." "Sergio..." "We didn't translate it into Spanish..." "Open it!" "What the hell are you doing?" "!" " Shut the fuck up!" "Search!" "Just to let you know, I've called the police!" " Fuck off!" "Look for the fucking package, bro!" "Bro..." "After severe heart attack," "Diego Armando Maradona has been transfered to the hospital Estavez in Buenos Aires last night..." "Radoje..." "ANGER" "Tadic!" "I'm the strongest!" "My hands are like hams, my body is a steel safe!" "I have one scar across my face, and hundreds on my heart!" "I'll bury anyone on my way!" "He's a king!" " My dear neighbors!" "He's gonna bury him!" " Whom?" " Spahija!" "He'll destroy him." "Smash him." "I'm sorry I'm disturbing your afternoon rest, fuck!" "But I haven't been taking tranquilizers for the 3 whole days, and I'm very crazy!" "There is more!" "Yesterday Spahija came out of the can!" "If somebody sees that fuck, tell him that Tadija is waiting for him in the gym!" "C'mon, Hare Krishna..." "I'm not Hare Krishna!" " Don't tell me!" "All of you living in Gandhi's street are fucking Indians!" "Who was Gandhi?" "Tell me!" "Fucking Indian!" "Hare, Hare!" "Krishna, Krishna!" "Gandhi, Gandhi!" "Hare, Hare!" "Hare, Hare!" "Krishna, Krishna!" "Gandhi, Gandhi!" "Hare, Hare!" "And you livin' in Gagarin's street are cool, right?" "Gagarin was the first man in space, my son!" "Russian, Orthodox!" "He took a crap on all of you Indians!" "Watch out, here comes the real Orthodox piece of shit, right out from space!" " Gagarin wasn't Ortodox." "Really?" "What was he?" "Hare Krishna?" " Communist!" "My father was a comunist too, and now he's Orthodox, jerk!" "Isn't it so, uncle Miki?" "You were a comunist, and now you are Ortodox, right?" " I don't know, my son." "I live in Nehru's street." " Jesus!" "Another Indian!" "Gandhi wasn't Indian." "Indians live in America, and Hindus live in India!" "Come 'ere, I'll bust your face!" "Tadija, don't!" "Bro, do you need some milk?" " Tomorrow!" "Today is a fruit day." "Tell me, where do you live?" " In Youth Brigades street." "Yeah!" "That's it!" "My Orthodox darling!" "Let me kiss your boob!" "Now it's time for uncle Tadia's rest." "Maybe we'll fuck tomorrow." "Don't get all excited!" "It's not a promise." "Tadic!" "I'm the strongest!" "My son!" "Just one more!" "I'll do it myself!" " Ok." "Is it true that he was skinny?" " Who?" " Tadija." "Yes, son." "Skinny like a stick." "Good for nothing." "What the fuck..." "Spahija sent him to buy some cigarettes, he refused." "And Spahija broke his nose." "Then Spahija went down, and Tadija started going to the gym." "He's been waiting for this day, for 5 years!" "Skinny like a stick..." "And now, he's the strongest in the hood." "I'll be like that one day!" "Look, son!" "You don't get to be the strongest by exercising." "Yeah?" " Chemistry, my son, chemistry..." "But chemistry isn't healthy." "It stays in your organism." "Who gives a fuck!" "You just take a crap in the morning, and it's all gone." "But I'm always taking a crap in the evening." " How come?" "Don't know what to tell you, s0n." "Something is wrong with you" "I must say that I owe all this..." "Only to me!" "I didn't have any help from sponsors or... what's it called?" "Help from the community!" " Today is your milk day, right?" "Is there any chocolate milk?" "No?" "What about cookies?" " I'm sorry, man!" "I'm stupid." "Yes, you are!" "Chocolate milk, bananas and cookies!" "Run!" "...59,60!" "Krishna I've heard you've been takinga crap in the morning?" "Well, yes..." " Bro, I'm sorry." "I'm really stupid." " Koki?" "You're still here?" " No." " No?" " Yes." "And what are you waiting for?" "Money?" " Nnn... no." "No?" " Yes." " Listen, darlin', if I had money," "I could buy all that myself!" "Be inventive, Koviljka!" "There's jungle out there!" "Krishna, are you mad?" " Why?" " Where did you hear that body builders are taking a crap in the morning?" "!" " When, then?" "When every real champion does it!" "In the high noon!" "Count!" " Bro..." "Now I don't even know when to take a crap!" "What did you say?" " Nothing." "Did you called me, bro", or was I imagining things?" "!" "You were imagining..." "Listen, we could never be brothers." "Spahija can be your bro." "He's from Gandhi's street." "He's Indian!" "Tadija Tadic is a son of Serbia, and you are his enemies." "And that's why Tadija Tadic is gonna take revenge for Kosovo, Milos Obilic," "Tzar Lazar, and the greatest of all!" "Tzarina Milica!" "Tadiiic!" "I'm the strongest!" "Koviljka!" " Hey, Koviljka!" "Sit with us for a while." " How come you're not in jail?" "Me?" "Why's that?" " Koki's in love, you know..." "Really?" "Who's the guy?" " You know, that body builder." "See, she buys him milk so he can grow." "Good for you, Koki!" "Everything for love, hey?" "Love will conquer all!" " You're such jerks!" "Wait, Koki!" "Have a drink with us!" "I hear he wants to beat Spahija." " Yeah, bro!" "He's gonna kill him!" " What are you drinking?" " Soda." "And where is it?" "What's wrong, little Indians?" "Do you use chemistry?" "My poor little Krishna..." "I drank the whole factory!" "Take a break, man!" " Let me be, bro." "I'm burning my fat!" "I'm fucking nervous when I'm fat!" "I'm mad!" "Take some traquilizers, bro!" "Don't bark on me!" "Like a fucking chivava!" "What should I start with?" " With this!" "I say, milk!" "Gallons and gallons of it, every day!" "I say, cookies!" "I say eggs, potatoes!" "And stakes!" "And, of course, steroids rule!" "That's the best to begin with." "So..." "I say, steroids!" "The mass comes in first, 'cause mass is the mother of it all!" "Being massive is stupid." "Definition rules!" "Go, then!" "And work on the construction!" "You'll be defined!" "Just like all those poor guys!" "Carry some sacks!" " I don't wanna be like them." "I'll do it nicely, so you can see every muscle." "Like the Master, over there." "Look at him!" "There's no fat, pure muscle, ligament and tendons." "You want me to tell you who Bruce Lee was?" "He was a pussy!" "Chinese!" "Ass!" "Indian!" "He should be smuggling clothes, and selling shoes for 3 Euros!" " Why are you so pissed?" "Hello, countryman!" "Where's your mass, fucking cunt!" "?" "You fucking Chinese joke!" "That's what he is!" "A joke!" "He was Japanese..." " Listen..." "Spahija is in the cafe." "And you are telling me now?" "Now?" "!" "Ok..." "Weeks are passing by, your weight increases, muscles get bigger and bigger, wanting more and more." "And then you surprise them." "By an amino acid shot!" "You still increase the weights." "At that time, your dick won't work." "Not for a few weeks." "Fuck it, you have to pay, bro!" "Not like that cunt, Bruce Lee." "Taking cocaine and fucking every night!" "That's no athlete!" "When you realise you would kick your father's ass for not saying Good Morning, you leave the steroids." "You go on food, 10 eggs, tons of milk, everything." "Then it's time for amphetamins." "You go nights without sleeping, and you're so fucking strong!" "You go to the gym 3 times a day!" "Pushing garbage cans all the way to the river bank and back." "And you fuck like it's Christmas!" "If you have someone to fuck." "If not, just push those cans!" "Fuck it!" "And then you know you're ready." "When you spend 5 years in the gym Hell." "When your arms are hams, and your body a steel safe, when you kill with your left hand, and your right hand gives you chills..." "Then you know that you're ready to kill Spahija." "Ready to kill fucking Indian from Gandhi's street." "To bust his nose!" "Make him bleed!" "To brake his nose!" "So he could know!" "What's it like when everybody's" "laughing at you!" "To cry through your puberty!" "Not having a date!" "When you're having insomnia!" "When, at age of 15, you're snoring like an old fart!" " So help you God!" "Skinny Bones, you grew up?" "Now you're Fat Bones." "But you're missing a bone." "Tadic!" "I'm the strongest!" " You're very big." "But I've heard your balls got tiny." "And your dick is like a worm." " I'll kill you!" "I've heard you've been waiting to beat me for 5 years?" "I ain't gonna beat you." "I'm gonna kill you!" "Fine, Skinny Bones!" "But first, show me your dick." "C'mon!" " I'll kill you!" "I'll kill you, Spahija!" "So what if it's small." "Women don't care about the size." " I'll kill you." "I'll kill ya!" " Yeah, right." "Your sister liked it big." "She liked it hard!" "She was a real whore, first class!" "She would jump on your cock, and scream like Dorothy!" "Tadija!" "LUST" "Hi, my name is Marina..." "I'm twelve, I'm in the fifth grade," "I like to draw and write." "My favourite subjects are history, geography and literature, of course." "Recently I moved to Blok 70, New Belgrade, so I don't have lots of friends around here." "My dad is a clerk, and my mom works in the supermarket." "They tell me all the time that I should have more friends but I have none." "I would truly like to meet some friends this way, with whom I could spend some time off." "Leave a message, I'm not available right now..." "Hello, my son." "I've been trying to find you all day." "Desa, from the sixth floor have rented the room to a young, and they say beautiful lady doctor, so I've been thinking, why don't you come over and meet her?" "Obrad, my son!" "Are you deliberately avoiding me?" "The lady doctor asked about You..." "Hi, I'm Tanja, and I'm 11." "I'm also lonely and unhappy because I'm in love with Boris from the sixth grade." "But he loves this Tamara, which is disgusting by my opinion!" "I would really like to meet you, as soon as possible." "Hi, Tanja." "Great that you replied." "Can't wait to meet you." "To talk about stupid teachers, boys, parents and stuff." "To drink soda's and eat pancakes." "Hope you like them, 'cause I make great pancakes." "Are you free tomorrow?" "Afternoon." " Afternoon." "How can I help you?" " Excuse me?" "Looking for something?" " I must have made a mistake..." "Stojcic, sixth floor?" " Yes, that's me." "And who might you be?" "I'm Tanja's dad." " Tanja...?" "Of course, Tanja's dad!" "Yes, Yes..." "Me, I'm a dad too." "Little..." "Yes, I'm Marina's father." "Please, come in." " Thanks." "And where's little Tanja?" " She's near by." "Don't get me wrong, I thought I should check on you first." "You know, these days..." "There are lots of maniacs around." "I perfectly understand." "As you've said it, the times now..." "And where is..." " Marina?" "She's here." "I mean not here, she went to the store to buy some sweets." "Actually some Coca Cola, for her new friend." "I'm telling her all the time it's not healthy, but..." "You know, kids like kids." "Right, kids like kids." "All of us used to be kids." "We haven't been introduced." "Obrad." " I'm Radoje." "Rasha." "Police in Madrid has exposed a chain of pedophiles who exchanged photos and contacted children." "This group of perverts consisted of many celebrities and members of Spain establishment." "Did you hear that?" "That's what I'm talking about." "Shocking!" "Really shocking." "And how can you dare to let zour child on the streets..." "Talking to me?" "That's why I'm at home all day." "You can never be too cautious having a kid these days." "And the Goverment should do something as well." " Yes!" "School, too." " Yes, school as well." "I expect Marina soon..." " Yes..." "little Marina." "And where is your wife?" " Wife?" "My wife!" "We got divorced." "Long time ago." "But we stayed friends, because of the kid." "And you?" "I bet you're living in a happy marriage." "Not really." "My job is demanding and I'm often out of home." "That reflected our marriage." "We got distant." "And what do you do?" "I'm an inspector." "An inspector?" " Police inspector." "Juvenille delinqency." "20 years on the streets." "Day and night, you know?" "I can imagine..." "Your pancakes are great!" "I've packed some for little Tamara." " Tanja!" "Yes, Tanja..." "My God, I don't know what happened to Marina." "Hi, it's me." "I'm fine, and you?" "Listen, did by any chance Marina stop by?" "She did?" "Yeah..." "No, it's fine." "She'll sleep over?" "No, I don't mind." "Just tell her she has to do her homework for tomorrow." "Bye..." "You've heard it." "Naughty little girl, she scared me..." " Kids, you know?" "It's important that she's ok." "Little Marina..." "Well, I have to go." " Ok." "It's a shame that you haven't met Marina." "Well, we'll have the chance." "Now that we've met..." "Hi, neighbor!" "Can you fill this with water, please?" "What?" " In March I'm going to Kilimanjaro, so..." "Son, the lady doctor called." "And imagine, she's divorced, with kids." "And I told her:" "My Obrad should have children of his own, not taking care of someone else's..." "Thanks a lot." "Goodbye!" "So..." "There's no Marina?" "Right." "There's no Marina, and of course, there's no wife." "There's nothing." "I'm pedophile." "Disgusting, Oedipus pedophile." "So, what shall we do now?" "Let's cut this torture." "Tell me where to go, and what to bring..." " How should I know?" "Well, you are the inspector." "Yeah." "And I'm also a pedophile." "Dirty, old pedophile." "May I get that drink now?" "And there's no..." " Tanja?" "No." "Just you and me." "Dirty, old pedophiles." "You're staring..." " No." "You are!" " Ok, I'm staring." "Here you go." " Thanks." "Did you ever go to see a shrink?" " Why should I?" "So that they can tell me that I'm a pedophile 'cause nobody loved me as a child, and I've lost my mom?" "I know that myself." "Now you're staring." " What?" "Have you ever?" " What?" " You know..." "Basically, I haven't." "With little girls?" " No." "I haven't." "Wait a minute." "Maybe you're a homo?" " No..." "It's funny, these things with homosexuals." "Only yesterday they were in hiding, completely illegal." "And now, they are completely out and cool." "What?" "You mean, maybe they'll legalize us too?" "Maybe in 30 years..." "If the media gave the right kind of coverage," "and if the parliament..." "Radoje!" "GLUTTONY" "I thought we're going to the movies." "Yeah, right!" "Like I want to throw money on that shit." "What's wrong with this?" "It's all the same shit, movies, exhibitions, culture!" "Why are you dressed up like a prostitute?" "I thought we're going to the movies." " And that's cool?" "Come here." "What?" " Stand here." " What's with you, God!" "I'm just kidding, darlin'" "You'll be the best chick here!" " You, silly..." "Am I ok?" "Ok." "Let's go" "Dojcin Tutinac enough to said" "Dojcin, why virtual?" "Why onomatopoeia?" "Let's go to the movies, please!" " We'll have yummiest food here and all for free." "Samir told me they've been loading all day." "Samir!" " Really?" " C'mon, my man!" "They'll eat the food!" "You dressed up for the occasion!" "See a guy from the Parliament!" " You are a legend!" "You rule!" "See a guy from the Parliament!" " You are a legend!" "You rule!" "He couldn't care less." "He came to eat too." "Samir, my bro!" "I can't recognize you!" " Go, go!" "Did you take a crap this morning?" "Ha?" " Go, go, go!" "Did you take a crap this morning?" "Ha?" " Go, go, go!" "Well, how to put it..." "People eat." "They have to." "Would it be a problem if I farted?" "I just have to." "It's simply one digestive sfumatto, of pulsing contures." "It's simply one digestive sfumatto, of pulsing contures." "Aesthetic escapism, 'cause of global consumerism." "Monetary, even staged process." " Man!" "You're off to the market?" "Why are you pulling me?" "Why doesen't he buys a decent bag?" "This is culture!" "It's not for bums..." "Are you talking about synthesized trend as a brand?" "Completely the opposite." "Brand in the form of a trend." "Do you get it?" "Brand name, as a nick name." "Do you get it?" "Brand name, as a nick name." "Look at this." " What is it?" " Don't know, but it's great." "Fill it up." "Gimme some more!" "Tastes fucking great!" "Bro, what's this?" " Punch." "What?" " Punch, sir..." "Knew that, just pulling your leg." "Are these eclairs?" "Or little princess cakes?" "Take one eclair." "It's great." "Fuck me, I'm blind!" "It's a new sweat suit!" "I'll be back." "Fill it up, with everything." "Come here!" "Where are you going?" "Wait, don't run." "We're not in a hurry." "Ladies and gentleman, let me tell you how happy I am that I've been given this honour to open this, especially in this year of culture, to open this... especially in this year of culture, to open this..." "Like I usually like to say..." "Excuse me, I'm expecting an important call." "You may, of course!" "I'm opening an exhibition here." "You may, of course!" "I'm opening an exhibition here." "Wonderful speech!" " Really?" "That's very interesting." "We could lend that deal." " Sorry, what's in it?" "This one is with spinach, and you got tuna and mayo." "This one is with spinach, and you got tuna and mayo." "Mayo..." "I can't eat that." "But this is special!" " See you later, in a restaurant." "Thanks." "Let me rephrase this." "What are we without culture?" "And what is culture without us?" " Is he bullshiting?" "Like I love to say, we have to remember the simple man." "Like I love to say, we have to remember the simple man." "Manifests, or as our common man likes to call it, expressive expression of culture, the answer is simple." "What is culture?" " Full pot of beans, that's culture!" "It's ok." "The guy has the point." "It's true, young man!" "Full pot of beans!" "That's culture!" "It's true, young man!" "Full pot of beans!" "That's culture!" "It's true, young man!" "Full pot of beans!" "That's culture!" "Stop embarrasing me!" " I'm just saying what's on my mind." "I'll loose my job." "Shut up." " What a job..." "We are culture!" "I am culture!" "We are culture!" "I am culture!" "Thanks a lot!" "Cheers!" "Call me!" "Have a good time!" "You see?" "Better than the movies." "You see?" "Better than the movies." "You bet!" "It's awesome!" " Just fill yourself up!" "There's seafood up there." "Take it easy, lady!" "There's plenty for everybody!" "I love it!" "Rich and plenty!" "Tell me, what's fresh here?" "Everything is fresh, sir." " Spare me the tricks," "Everything is fresh, sir." " Spare me the tricks," "I've been there, what's fresh?" " Would you like some soup?" "Sure, sure..." "To stir it up." "Loose the hand." "Put some more shells." "Loose the hand." "Put some more shells." "Tell me, bro, are those squids?" "Now you're talking!" "Can I ask you something?" "I can see you're a clever guy." "Do you know where the best squids are?" " No idea, sir..." "The best squid are..." "On Sundays, behind the mosk!" "Did you get it?" "No?" "Ahmed, come here." " Sorry, man!" "Really." "Ahmed, come here." " Sorry, man!" "Really." "Don't be mad." "Do you know how it made me feel?" "I've heard there is some barbecue." " Where?" "Sorry, Ahmed." "Don't be mad." "Watch the plate!" "I feel sorry for the guy, he was really nice." "Fuck it!" "What's that?" " Shut it." "It's art." "Fuck it!" "What's that?" " Shut it." "It's art." "I think they're doing this just to fuck your appetite." "But they don't stand a chance with me." "But they don't stand a chance with me." "You can have anything, but there's nothing like the grill!" "Are you insane?" "It's not salty at all!" "Chief, come here!" "Chief, come here!" "Can I get some salt?" " Leave that, it's an artwork!" "It's not meant to be eaten." "They're not gonna die over one kebab!" " Stay here." "Fucking cheap!" " He's a nice kid." "He's gonna bring some salt." "Look at this freak!" "He brought a garbage can, and it's art!" "What's wrong, love?" "What's wrong, love?" " I feel sick." "Cloaka of the Universe" "How can you?" " Why?" "I'm not ill." "Try some." " I can't, I'm full." "Haven't you puked?" " You're such a pig!" "Haven't you puked?" " You're such a pig!" "Right, and for a good pig, All slops are good." "Take it, look at them, they're like glass." "No way!" " Pack it up." "For later." "Give me your bag." "Good evening." "How did you like the art works?" "Super." "Really awesome." " And what are your favorites?" "Well, my favorites are..." "Everything." "Everything was really, really..." "You know, awesome!" "So, you don't think there's a crisis in avant-garde?" "What crisis?" "It's awesome!" "Awesome!" " Really awesome." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Come to see this, it's great." " Let me put this in first." "Look at this!" "Bunch of little chickens, and a big chicken." "Are you my chicken?" "Are you gonna give me a lot of little chickens?" "One early morning, the ruster dad went out!" "Then he went into the well, and wets his feathers down!" "Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!" "Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!" "Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!" "Coo-coo, it's a misfortune!" "Are you my chicken?" "We had a hell of a party." "Are you my chicken?" "We had a hell of a party." "Huh, love?" " I screwed it up with my vomitting..." "Don't worry, love." "It's all life." "And art." "Don't worry, love." "It's all life." "And art." "Here's my Man!" "He's bringing salt!" "Is there salt, my Man?" "Come with us!" " I told you not to touch me?" "Are you deaf?" "What are you looking at?" " Is it a free country?" "What's this?" "I shit on your art!" "Your exhibition sucks!" "And your food sucks, too!" "Kebabs tasted like shit!" "Don't, please!" "Don't!" "Adam is my friend!" "Samir, thanks a lot!" " Let me put on my jacket!" "What's wrong?" "What do you want?" "Why did you call me?" "You fucking bold pussy!" " Let's go!" " Let me be!" "This is your fuckin' culture!" "You're lovely." " Let's go!" "Fuck you too!" "Here, look at us!" " And what to say in the end?" "The exhibition went fine, if we forget about the incident." "Exhibits, From woman", to, Meat jelly", are missing." "These unique master pieces made from human fat taken from the liposuction clinic," "unfotunately found their way into the stomach of some starving exhibition visitor." "For Cultural Chronics, I am Iva Mandic." "PRIDE" "If I knew you're gonna be like that, I wouldn't have come!" "Stop it, please." " I will make a scene!" " Stop it, please." "Cut the crap." " Try to say that again and I..." " Cut the crap!" "I'm gonna leave now." "Fuck you and your fucking quiz!" "We're going live." "Good evening to our studio audience, to our contestants, and good evening to all of you watching us on your TV screens." "My name is Milan Slavkovic, I'm the host of the quiz show" ", Couples get cash", where married couples try to win some money and premium prize of 4 million dinars!" "Tonight, our contestants are Srdjan and Zorica Paunovic, and they're close to a dream of winning the prize!" "Good evening, Zorica." " Evening." " Evening, Srdjan." " Evening." "You were great last week." "Great!" " Thanks a lot." "Some knowledge, with a bit of luck..." " Luck?" "!" "Such modesty!" "Please, applause!" "A scholar and a housewife..." "Winning combination for this quiz." "Is it same in real life?" "I'm not a housewife, I'm a pharmacist." "That's something I didn't Know." " Now you do." "Pharmacists and housewife..." " No, no!" "I'm not a housewife!" "I'm a pharmacist!" "Without a job, but not a housewife!" "Anyway, you have only three more questions to get the prize." "The prize is yours, and 4 million dinars!" "Of course, you can quit and take the money right now, or take a risk and go on." "We'll go on." " Such a courage!" "Applause!" "Applause!" "Our heroes from last week, brilliant, all-knowing Srdjan, and his pretty half, Zorica Paunovic." " Vodenilic." " What?" "Zorica Vodenilic Paunovic." "That's something I didn't know." " Now you do." "Great, great, wonderful!" "Male-female equality is something we all plead for." "Please, applause!" "And finally, spouses Srdjan and Zorica Pauno Paunovic Vodenilic, whatever, are trying to win something nobody won before, the Grand Prix and 4 million dinars!" "Commercials, please!" "You want me to get up and leave?" "!" "I'm sick of being prettier half of brilliant Srdjan!" "But I know everything." " Eat shit!" "Contestants, ready?" "You know the rules, you have two minutes to answer." "You can quit, ask for help, you used the jokers last time." "Shall we?" "Question for one million dinars." "Rainy, stormy clouds are known as A. Nimbuses," "B. Cumulonimbuses,C. Stratuses, and D. Cirruses." "Time... now!" "Time is passing..." "I'm sure it couldn't be cirruses." " Why's that?" "They look so fluffy." "Srdjan, you wanted to say something?" " No, no..." "I think it couldn't be stratuses..." " You're sure?" "Well..." "I don't know." "They look so harmless, like stracciatella ice cream." "Charming Zorica Vodenilic Paunovic!" "Srdjan, what do you think?" " I don't think." "I know." "Our final..." "My final answer is cumulonimbuses!" "Zorica, you can think it through." " No." "This is the question for one million, you know?" "You could lose everything." " Yes." " So, cumuloninbuses?" "Yes, cumulonimbuses!" "Keep your mouth shut as you did so far." "Zorica has secretly peaked at her hubby's paper, and said the final answer B." " I didn't!" "I have, but..." "There's nothing!" "He keeps scrabbling squares!" "That's all!" "Anyway, your answer is, unfortunately for your opponents the correct answer!" "You won one million dinars!" "Seems like I'm doing fine by myself!" " Yes?" "Be my guest." "Zorica, Zorica..." "Let's go to more commercials, and later we have question for two million!" "Commercials!" "The appliance for measuring moisture of the air is called:" "A. Gyroscope, B. Terrameter, C. Hygroscope and D. Aquascope." "Time, now!" "All-knowing Srdjan smiles." "You know the answer?" " Naturally..." "Well?" "You're not going to tell us?" " I've got the smart wife." "I can't make up my mind." "It's not gyroscope." "And what is?" " Would you let me concentrate?" "Thanx." "Do you know?" " What?" "I want to call help." "While we call Zorica's sister, let's see more commercials!" "Daniela, I'm calling from the quiz" ", Couples get cash"." "Would you help your sister?" " Sure." "Listen, kid!" "Appliance for measuring moisture of the air is gyroscope, terrameter, hygroscope or aquascope?" "What's with the man?" "Silent?" "Hey!" "I'm talking to you!" "Offended?" "You're not the center of the world?" "Last time you didn't let her say a word!" "Fuck!" " Ok, sis..." " It's not ok!" "You crazy narcissus!" "My sister sacrifised her career for you, and your stupid tennis!" "You miserable prick!" "You don't deserve her!" " Your sister has another 10 seconds." "She's going to have 50 years of great life without him!" "Correct answer is C. Hygroscope." "Goodbye!" " Zorica?" " Hygroscope." "Well, fine." "You have won two million dinars." "Commercials!" "I'm sorry!" "I'm so sorry, Srdjan!" "Is everything ok with you two?" " Yes, yes..." " It's abomination." "This quiz is being watched all around the country!" "It's not ok." "Everything is fine." "We'll take the money and go." "Maybe that's best." " Srdjan!" "I'm so sorry!" "I'm sorry!" "And now, back to Zorica and Srdjan, just a step away from 4 million dinars!" "You used jokers and help, and have 2 million already." "Do you want to quit?" "We quit." " We're proceeding." "Quit or no?" " No!" "We proceed!" " What are you doing?" "You might lose all your money." " Just read the question!" "Question, please!" "For the fantastic 4 million!" "Srdjan, are you by any chance clairvoyant?" " No." "Incredible!" "Do you know what's subject of this question?" "It's tennis." "You see, luck follows the brave!" "Question about tennis, for an ex tennis instructor." "Incredible!" "The question for 4 million is:" "What's the real name of the multiple winner of Grand Slam championships, who tragically passed away." "Little Mo was..." "I can see on your face that you know the answer." "Shall I read it all?" "Fine." "I'll keep on reading." "A. Moreen Connoly," "B. Monique Lavatier, C. Annie Morgan, D. Maurice Connors." "Time, now!" "Srdjan, you know the answer." "I can see it on you." " Sure." "Would you like to share it with us?" "Well..." "Correct answer is..." "I have to remind you that you have one minute left." "What are you trying to do?" " Do you know the answer?" "Please, don't be so defiant." "Srdjan?" "No?" "Ok..." "Take the money, please!" "We'll discuss it at home." "Maybe you know, Zorica?" " No." "I don't." "But I would like to appologise to my husband for my sisters behavior." " 15 seconds left..." "What more do you want?" "To kill myself in public?" "We want to quit!" " It's too late now, you have to answer." "Say something!" " 5, 4,3,2..." "Connors." "Mourice Connors!" " Yes, yes!" "But in male tennis!" "Sorry your answer is wrong." "No, no, Maureen Connely I got it all wrong..." "It's Maureen Connely!" "She died in car crash!" "Maureen Connely!" "I know all about her!" "See you all next week..." " It's Maureen Connely!" "When some other couple will try to win our prize, the incredible 4 million dinars!" "DISPARE IN LAISYNESS" "It's 2:10." " So?" " You said they get out at 2, bro." "Well, bro... they get out at two, everyday." "Why aren't they coming out now?" " How could I know?" "!" "Here, they're going out now." "That's the Loaded family?" " Yeah." " You have everything?" "Yeah." " Some tools?" " Yeah." " Did you bring your balls?" "Yeah, that too." "Ok, so, let's screw those architects!" " Let's do it!" "What's with the apple?" " It's healthy." "What are you?" "Nutricionist?" " Listen, man." "Thieves should be healthy too." "Are you sure they live there?" " Yeah, I was their courier." "There are no Loaded family." " Christ!" "Loaded, bro, 'cause they are Loaded." "Last name is Tavcar." "C'mon!" " Right." "You can't have an ordinary last name and be an architect." "What's this?" " What?" " Elevators are out of service." "Are you kiddin' me?" "Cross my heart..." " You're right." "So?" "Let's walk." "You're such a pig." "Which floor, bro?" " 23rd." "Are you shitting me?" " Cross my heart and hope to die." "Fuck!" "23rd..." "Breathe, breathe!" "Like you're a Yoga master." "Think about the money, it'll be easier." " Now, you!" "Bro, we said we'll change after three floors, not two." "What about the mezzanine?" " It's not a floor." " What?" "!" "If it was a floor, it would be called a floor." "Shush!" "And why are there stairs?" "Hey, hommie!" "Excuse me, is mezzanine a floor or not?" "It depends." "If you walk, it is, but if you ride the elevator, it's not..." " Ok, good." "C'mon, c'mon!" "Think about Yoga." "Fuckin' cigarettes!" "Osmokovic?" "!" "What kind of a family name is that?" "I'm sure it's Croatian." " It can't be!" "It ends with, ic"." "Pavelic wasn't Serbian." " To begin with," "Pavelic was Serbian, but he converted to catholicism." "It's cool." "You couldn't possibly understand." "You are training for something?" "C'mon!" "Look at him!" "Man, I'm a thief, not an athlete!" "You forgot something." "Is it hard?" " It is." "Isn't there anybody younger to help you?" "No, my boy." " No, huh?" "Loneliness is the worst of all diseases, right?" " Yes, my darlin'." "God bless you, son." " Thanks." "It sucks when you're old." "And poor." " Yeah." "Promise me something." "If I grow old and end up broke, take something and smash my head." "I don't wanna suffer." "Just another 16... and there will be a lot of cash, ok?" "Yeah, right." "I'll see a lot of cash, but when I die." "This sucks." " What, bro?" " Old woman carryng her groceries." "It's the hood, man." "Dirty pigs." " I know, but the Government should do something too." " Yeah, the community!" "But you should do something too." " What, bro?" " This, bro." "You do some kind of sports?" " Yes, alpinism." "Do you go all the way to the top?" " Yeah." "I'm excercising for Kilimanjaro." "Could you carry this to the 23rd floor, man?" "We're tired." "No problem, give it to me." " You're a legend!" " You'll see." "We're cheering for you!" " It'll be easier now." "Easier, my ass." " C'mon, we are half way there." "Don't say!" "We haven't passed the first half yet!" "This is a mission impossible." " Can you hear this?" "Come here!" "I'm sorry." " Go to Hell!" "Why are you torturing him?" " Why not?" "What's he doing on the 11 th floor?" " Look!" "He's a great ant." "You know, if ants were the size of humans, they could lift an elephant." " Can you smell it?" "No, really." "Somebody's frying pepers." " Yeah." "I would give everything for baked peppers now." "C'mon, let's go!" "Wait a little." " Let's go, we're in shape." "Wait!" "I'm dying." " Why?" " These steps are killing me." "You can get a heart attack like this." "Fuck money if you die, right?" " And what now?" "Don't know." "Nothing." "Go by yourself." " To go alone?" "Yes, you're a bee." " You lazy shit!" " You're a real ant." "You're bullshiting." "You're just the same as I am." "My heart is beating strangely." " Mine too." "Seriously." "I was sick in school." "Don't you remember?" "Are you elevator technicians?" "Do we look like technicians?" " Yes you do." "Fuckin' workers." "Do you want workers to smash your cunt, huh?" "I can't believe that we look like dirty workers?" " We do." "Sweating here, on the 11 th floor." "Coal miners!" "I'm a thief!" "If I wanted to work hard, I would go to school, or get married, or somethin'." "Don't know!" "Hey, man!" "Can you give us back our bag?" "We're not going down!" "Lemme tell ya a story." "Do you know who Rockafeller was?" "The richest guy in the world." "But he was a bum as a kid, just like you... and me." "Fuck!" "His mom gave him an apple, and he sold it." " His mom?" " No, man!" "An apple!" "And he got 2 apples." "But he didn't eat them, he sold them to the classmates, you know." "So he buys a sack of apples." "And then?" " Nothing." "His old cousin dropped dead, leaving him a billion dollars." "Do you get the point?" "Yeah, it's all for nothing if you're not lucky." " No!" "Actually, yes." "You're right." "If you get lucky, it's gonna be here." "Well, not here, but..." "You know!" "Thanks, man." " What do you do for a living?" "We grow apples." "Golden delishes, bro!" "What a shithead." " He's a cop." "A pig..." "You'll have a stroke of luck here." " How come, here?" "Right here, darlin'." "C'mon..." "Down, by the cillindre." "Be quiet!" "There!" "Let's go..." "Come here, bro!" "Look at this!" "That's your name." "Sima Vasiljevic, fourth grade." "You're bulshittin'!" "It's my notebook!" "Look at this." "What would you like to be when you grow up?" "I would like to be a pilot." "They're wearing sun glasses, work with pretty ladies and have lots of money." "My dad says it's important." "That I should be like Rade, our neighbor." "He smuggles stuff from Singapore." "She crossed that, you see?" " Smuggler..." "Most of all, I want to be rich." "Milica..." "Christ!" "She fucked us with all the dictations." "Remember?" " Yeah." "And with all the counting." "Remember the songs?" "I can hear you, Kondic!" "I can hear you well!" "C'mon!" "Take a seat." "Is this the time to come to the class?" " Milica..." "Teacher!" "Is it you?" " And what's the reason now?" "The alarm didn't go off?" "Your bus was late?" "They locked you at home." " She recognized you, man." " Silence!" "Kondic..." "Everybody take a seat!" "Hurry, kids!" "C'mon, kids!" "Silence!" "Have we learnt the song for today?" "Let's sing it!" "Hush, hush hear the sweet gentle sound, bamboo leaves just rustling now" "night is falling down, falling down from the starry summer skies" "Teacher..." "ENVY" "Have you ever fucked a stewardess?" "What are you doing?" " Why?" " It's a pigeon, Musa." "A delicate bird." " It spreads diseases." "All I need is typhus!" "It's not a rat, man." " It's worse than a rat!" "This one wants to be your pet, you feed him and everything, and a month later your nose drops off." " I fucked it." "Who, man?" " The stewardess." " I thought you fucked the rat." "So?" "What do you say about the car?" "My poor Mercedes, look what you've come to." "Bosnian jerk is driving you." "Deimler and Benz are rolling in their graves." "Did anyone touch it?" " Can I help you?" "Did anyone come near to it?" " Not that I know." "Musa, just watch it while you're here, so help you God." "Me?" "!" "Screw you, you motherfuckin' jerk!" "How about 20 kebabs, on the house!" " Yeah, sure, man!" "You rule, man!" "Musa, bro?" "What are you driving?" " And you, fuckhead?" "What are you driving, jerk?" " I don't wanna fight, man." "We're children from the capital, and we go on foot." "But look at this!" "Fucking Bosnian peasant, straight from the woods, yet he drives a Mercedes!" "C'mon!" "Why are you fucking with us, man?" "!" "Don't know what's with it!" "It didn't turn on till now." "Is it stolen?" " What?" "!" "Clean as a whistle!" "I've got loads of paperwork." "Stolen, he says..." "Fuck!" "SERBIAN HERO" "Here are your kebabs." " This is on me." "My Goga's in labor, so..." " Thanks, Bure!" "When is she due?" "I would say, yesterday." " Are you expecting a son?" "We didn't check." " Bure didn't wanna know." "As long as it's healthy." " Do you like the kebabs?" "This is excellent." "Just..." " What?" "Kebabs from Leskovac are better." " No way!" "No way!" "City of Leskovac has the best barbecue, I'll admit it." "But kebab from Sarajevo is..." " The king of kebabs!" "Wait, Bure!" "Wait!" "Really..." "Leskovac is better!" "What's with you, man?" "!" "Why are you laughing?" "King of kebabs!" "Bring us some mustard." " With kebab from Sarajevo!" "It's like adding salt to the wound, man!" "Jesus!" "What's the difference anyway between kebabs from Sarajevo," "Tuzla or Brcko?" " It's like you tell a Slovenian guy" "to make you a Turkish candy." " C'mon!" " It just doesn't work!" "Musa, my man!" "The man told us thousand times that you put mustard on kebab from Banja Luka." "Don't be fool!" "Fuck it, man!" "What were you doing there?" "Taking a leak?" "You got restroom here!" "Don't make me tell you!" "Listen, man!" "We were pissing here, while you were in Bosnia!" "And used to take a crap right there, where your barbecue is." "Just do your job, and let us take a leak wherever we like!" "Ok, man!" "Don't get so angry." "Fuck me, if this car goes another 100 km." "What's wrong?" " Don't know." "I took Goga to hospital today." "But it sounds funny all day." " Maybe it's... belt?" " Yeah!" "What belt?" "Look at the German motor, clean like glass." "Maybe some of your countryman fucked it?" "It belonged to an old lady." " Yeah, right!" "With sporting stearing wheel!" "Give us 20 kebabs, with onions." " And two beers." " Right!" "I wouldn't care less, except my Goga's having a child now." "And this car is screwing me!" " When's the time?" "Today?" "I guess so." "They gave her some induction or somethin'" "Why didn't you go with her?" " To watch her having a child?" "!" "Did anybody watch my mom, or my grandmother?" "Don't be such a peasant." "Nowdays, it's normal." "Husbands go with the wives." " Taking photos with the doctor." "Holding hands..." " And who's gonna hold this?" "Anyone could rob me in an instant." "Why are you laughing?" "You would be the first!" "You know, doctor is a nice guy." "He took 500 Euros..." "Bure, can you please tell her to put some ketchup inside?" "Fuck you and your ketchup!" "Go to fuckin' Mac Donalds!" "Can't you see I don't know where my head is?" "Here is Goga..." "Hello, kitty!" "Oh, it's you, auntie!" "They took her!" "She'll be soon?" " Kitty?" "!" "Man!" "Musa?" "Musa, man?" " What?" "!" "What's with you, are you nuts?" " Yes, man!" "And you're just sitting here, eating shit." "What should I do, man?" " Look at the Bosnian dude!" "He has been married for five years, made this, bought a Mercedes, and now he's going to have a kid!" "What about us?" "Ha?" "!" "What should I do, man?" "It's a son!" "My son!" "My family name will live forever!" "I have a son!" "My son!" "Guys!" "This is a reason for celebration!" "What's with you, guys?" "Wouldn't you make a toast?" "We don't have glasses." " Fuck glasses!" "Here!" "Hey, kid!" "Go and buy some crystal glasses for my men!" "Buy 3 sets of glasses!" "So that everyone can see what it means when Bure is drinkin' with his men!" "Listen now..." "Hello, auntie?" "How's my little dickhead?" "I'll take this, you go on with your work." "Old man!" "Let's make a toast!" "What happened?" "Bure?" "Kid cannot breathe!" "They've hooked him to machines!" "Fuck this life, man..." "Old man!" "C'mon!" "Let's go!" "Old man!" "Bure, we need 2 more plates of minced meat..." " Call the cab!" "It's my fault..." "Here, spit me in the face if I don't sell this tomorrow." "My God..." "Just save my boy!" "And I swear I'll sell it!" "Bure, it's not your fault..." " Of course it is!" "We just made our nest, but I got greedy for the money..." "She should't have worked!" "She should have rested..." "Bure, my bro..." "Everything will be just fine, you'll see." "God, please!" "Save my child." "Hush, hush here the sweet gentle sound, bamboo leaves just rustling now" "here them from my little bed night is falling down, falling down" "from the starry summer skies" "night is still and lights fading out stars just shimmer from above" "one can only hear this sweet sound" "of my baby's lullaby" "THE END"