"Yes, but ouch, ouch!" "Yuck!" "Damn!" "It's shit everywhere here." "Roro!" "Roro!" "What is it?" "Can't you pick up the shit?" "That's your area." "I've took at least 10 piles of shit." "I took 20 yesterday, you didn't help me." "I had my own to take care of then." "Whatever!" "Pick'em up now!" "Don't stop in the middle of the road." "Move." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Well, I'm fine." "What's up?" "It feels so wonderful every time." "Everytime I come into your energyfield I get all tingly." "Yeah, yeah." "It's true." "Check me out!" "Over here I'm all dead." "I don't have any feelings." "When I come here it's awesome." "Feel my arm!" "Can you feel the hair rising?" "No." "You have to really feel it." "Yeah." "Feel here." "Can you feel it?" "Now I can feel it." "You're insane, Roro." "No, I'm just in love, Lisa." "God, what a pity for you, because I'm not in love with you anymore." "Get up, a costumer is coming." "No, I'm dead." "Hi." "Hi." "A grov portion." "Hi." "Hi." "You might not recognise me." "I live upstairs." "I'm gonna have some guests tonight and ran out of coffee." "So I'm wondering if I could borrow some." "Yeah, sure, absolutely." "You get it back tomorrow." "It's cool." "So, is this enough?" "Yes, yes, this is...enough." "Was it something else, or...?" "No, I was just thinking..." "Maybe you wanna come in and fuck." "What?" "Now?" "!" "Yeah." "Yeah, sure, that would be great." "Nice." "So come then." "Where sould I put...?" "I can take that." "Hold on a second." "Wait, wait, wait!" "It's twisted." "It's not in." "What "twisted"?" "Can't you grab it around the base of it?" "Try take...ouch!" "Watch your nails, damn it!" "You have to relax!" "I am relaxed." "It's not that." "Come a bit higher." "I try to fold it in." "Fuck!" "But it's still twisted." "Damn, this isn't working." "Let's just forget about it!" "I don't get it." "You have to relax!" "I can't." "It doesn't want to." "It's gonna be okay." "It's not." "Probably just a period." "What kind of fucking period?" "It's been like this for weeks now." "Damn it!" "I can't understand what's wrong with it." "Completely fucking lame!" "Måns..." "Can't we try again?" "No." "I can be neighbour this time." "I don't get this neighbour game." "You said it totally wrong too." "You said "fuck" immediately ." "No, I went for the coffee, and then I said it." "Yes, but I didn't have time to react on..." "Whatever!" "Faster!" "You have to push now!" "But it's just..." "Now I missed." "He hitted him twice in the head." "Away with the stupid videogame!" "Crap! No, don't answer! I have to check who it is." "It's my dad." "Where are you?" "I'll come soon." "I'm leaving now." "I'm at a friends place but I'll be there soon." "Hurry!" "Is it a girl?" "Yes, more, more..." "Hello?" "No, it's Måns." "You are lying, it's a girl." "It's Måns girl." "Come home!" "I'm coming now." "I gotta go now." "Are you just gonna leave now?" "Yes..." "Damn, Roro, you're not a child anymore." "You're a grown up, right?" "How long have we been together?" "You don't dare to tell." "That's insane!" "It's time that you brake free." "You know how they are." "Or maybe you are embaressed over me ." "No, certainly not." "No!" "Not until I can meet your parents." "It's not possible." ""Not possible?" "!" You have met mine." "Yeah, but, mine are not..." "I know, it's not the same." "But we are together." "I wanna meet your parents." "Ok, you are gonna meet them soon." "When"soon"?" "Not tomorrow, but soon." "Tomorrow?" "Can I meet them tomorrow?" "Tomorrow." "Do you know if they have a dick?" "The ducks?" "No, it's just two holes." "How the hell do they do it then?" "When they fuck?" "They put there holes together and vibrate." "How?" "I saw it in some natureprogram." "It was two holes." "Isn't there a lever too?" "Do you think it's a car?" "So they don't have a dick?" "No." "That'd be pretty nice actually." "What "nice"?" "No, never mind." "Caroline!" "Come up and eat!" "I don't wanna!" "Yes, come up and eat now!" "No!" "Hi, guys!" "Roro!" "Hi, Carro!" "Roro, come up and eat!" "Why is your granny always here?" "Does she lives here, or what...?" "She doesn't wanna be home alone, because she thinks that she..." "Throw the trash away!" "Do you have to throw it in my head?" "It just happened." "Throw them away now." "Hi, Nisse!" "What's up? Shut up you too." "Check out what he has learned!" "Nisse, say "badinika". "Badinika!"" ""Badinika."" "It mean's "I'm gonna screw you hard"." "Nisse, say "kocharo"." ""Kocharo."" "What did he say? "I'm screwing your family."" "No, he said "eat shit"." "He's cool." "Yeah really cool, you and your arabianbird!" "You can tell that you are related." "Not arabianbird." "Libanesebird!" "Say "warning", before you hit me." "Warning!" "Warning on you too!" "Hi, Måns." "Hi, granny." "Good?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "And you?" "How's your shoulder?" "Good." "Roro, I've called Yasmin." "Who Yasmin?" "A nice girl I've found for you." "Stop calling." "I don't wanna get married." "We want you to get married." "Please, I don't wanna, stop calling." "You are gonna get married." "I don't wanna." "I've spoke to her on the phone." "She's gonna come and visit." "Please, stop bugging me now." "Why?" "You are gonna get married and get four kids, so all of us gonna be happy." "I can get married when I'm 50." "50?" "!" "What's left of you then?" "Stop it, leave me alone!" "Isn't this baldy married?" "I don't know." "Ask him." "Marry?" "You marry?" "What did she say?" "You marry?" "Yeah, in a couple of years maybe." "He have to let his hair grow first." "What am I suppose to do with this?" "Eat it." "What "eat it"?" "Just eat it, take a bite." "Whole?" "It's fucking big!" "Take a bit at a time." "What?" "Raw?" "Just like that?" "Eat now!" ""Basal achdar" it is." "It tastes really good." "Take your dad's lunch with you!" "Now?" "Yes, now." "I've got to drive the lunch to dad too." "Hi, want some help?" "I'm just browsing." "Ok, you're welcome..." "Check him out!" "It's a nice plate." "Really nice." "It's handpainted." "Nice!" "And gold!" "This is gold, check it out!" "50 crowns, cheap, look here." "50 crowns..." "It's a bit too expensive, in my opinion." "45..." "20 crowns." "20, dammit!" "This you get for 20!" "Birds...you can get that for 20 crowns." "No, that, but 50 is too much." "45, ok, can get..." "I said45. 40?" "Ok, here you go." "40 crowns?" "Easy, just watch." "No, 40 is not possible." "It's an old plate." "50 crowns?" "No, I can't." "No, no." "60 crowns?" "60?" "Ok, here you go." "60!" "What did I say?" "Baba..." "Hi, Moms, how is it?" "Måns!" ""Moms, Måns" - the same..." "It's the same." "How's the belly?" "Has it grown?" "Save money here..." "Wanna try?" "You want more?" "Come, come!" "I gotta go work now." "I'm gonna work." "Come, work here with me." "No, no, no." "Yes, come!" "Yasmin and her brother wanna meet us." "I don't wanna meet her." "I said..." "I don't like that." "You have to get married." "Can't I chose myself?" "Why?" "Why don't you want to?" "I got to work now." "But we can talk about it later." "You always say: "No, I don't want to."" "Why?" "I'm going to work now." "Nice weather." "Roro..." "Måns, do you have toothpaste?" "Eeh, Benson?" "It's him." "What is it?" "You look sad." "I don;t know." "It feels a bit..." "You've been like this many days now." "Has something happened?" "No, but it is..." "I don't know." "Do you promise to not say anything?" "Ofcourse." "Sure?" "Cut it!" "Has something happened?" "We take it outside." "What are you doing?" "What has happened?" "It's so insane." "I don't know." "Have you ever felt that ...?" "If for example you and Lisa is about to..." "You know when you're drunka and about to fuck." "Then it can be kinda difficult to..." "Have you felt that...you can't get it up...?" "You know what I mean." "Can't you get your dick up anymore?" "No." "Is it just hanging there like a string?" "No, it's...it's more like..." "Imagine a balloon that you fill with water." "It gets filled like this, so it becomes really..." "It becomes to heavy for itself, then it just hangs there." "So it's limp." "Have you checked it?" "No." "Damn, doctors, that's not possible." "Go to some fucking hospital and..." "You have to get it checked." "I know I have to, but it feels..." "Don't tell this to anyone." "No, ofcouse." "Promise." "Yes." "Just be yourself, and it's gonna be fine." "It's cool." "Oops!" "Ok, are you ready?" "Roro, calm down." "I'm calm." "Yeah." "I just have to check out, so I don't come and say:" ""Hi." "My girlfriend!" You know, right?" "Yes." "Hurry." "I'm soon back." "Don't go." "No." "Hi, Roro!" "Come, meet Yasmin and her brother." "Hi, Roro, long time no see." "Hi!" "This is Paul and Yasmin." "Hi." "Paul." "Hi, hi." "Yasmin." "Hi." "I just have to park the bike." "I'l be there soon." "Is he biking?" "!" "Doesn't he own a car?" "No, I'm gonna buy a car." "The youth of today drive around in cars." "I'm gonna buy for him, nice car." "You can't come up now." "What?" "You can't because they..." "But you promised." "Yeah, I know, But there's alot of relatives." "I can meet them too." "It's not possible." "It's granny, my aunts and..." "It's always something." "But please Lisa, I mean it." "Lisa, you have to wait!" "Lisa!" "Lisa!" "Please..." "Lisa, wait! I go to bed now." "Hey..." "Isn't it time that you go to a doctor?" "They have long freaking woodensticks that they put in your urethra." "I can come with you if you wanna." "But I don't wanna." "Ok." "You don't have to, I've got money." "I've also got money." "I've got my own restaurant, alot of money, you know." "Take your family with you and I'll buy you a dinner and we can sit and talk." "And Yasmin can sing for us." " Sing the song you usually sing." "Not now." "Maybe she's shy." "Yes, but it's family soon." "Next time she can do it." "She can sing at the restaurant." "Why are you still sitting here?" "You can go now." "Get out, buy Yasmin something." "Here, do you want some money, Roro?" "No, doesn't want to." "He got money." "You seems like a really nice person, but I don't wanna get married." "I don't wanna get married neither." "It's my brother that has broought me here." "I got a bit confused, wit the relatives and everything..." "Paul!" "My parents, especially granny and dady are always saying: "You are getting married."" "It's worse for me." "How come?" "My parents lives in Lebanon, and they have told my brother that if I'm not married before the summer is over, they are gonna send me back to Lebanon." "Why?" "They don't want me to not be married." "I see, but what are you gonna do?" "I don't know." "Can't we get married?" "Can't we just say that we are gonna get married?" "I don't know , I've got a girlfriend." "We just say that we are going too, then we change our minds." "If neither you or me want to, why are we gonna say that we are getting married?" "So I have time to figure something out." "It would be nice to not have to listen to granny's and daddy's nagging." "I don't know." "I mean...your brother, he can't force you." "Yes, he can." "No one have to know anything." "Ok?" "Already back?" "You can walk more!" "I don't think that's necessary." "It's cool, you're allowed to go out." "We have made a decision, it'll probably work out." "We think we are getting married." "What did you say?" "We think we are getting married." "That's good!" "Really good! Congratualtions!" "Congratualtions!" "Congratualtions! It's my turn now." "You have beaten three." "I've only beaten two." "Ok, play." "Yeah, yeah..." "Ok, check me out when I play." "Are you gonna have that?" "Mmm..." "Buy this, it's twice as good." "A bit of taste on it too, tastes good." "You can have that in reserve." "It's enough with that." "One of this too." "They only costs 30 crowns now." "You can have it." "What, for free?" "Yes, if you buy this." "It's a bit of latex..." "No..." "Take this and this." "Enjoy!" "Does anything happen?" "No, the underwear is so tight." "Damn, it's some pubichair that..." "You gotta..." "Watch it, damn!" "Put your hands here and put your foot there, so I can reach." "It feels like I'm squeezed in here." "Yeah, yeah, sure." "Go down." "Take it easy." "How does it feel?" "It's not gonna work." "It feels rediculous." "We have to try." "This was your idea!" "I know, but..." "Hit it good so I can get my fucking dick up again." "Ouch!" "Sorry!" "You know, det hurted." "Wow, horses!" "Hi." "What have you done, Roro?" "We were biking before, so she broke her neck." "Hi." "Hi, my little friend." "Where's mummy?" "Isn't it her that is feeding the geese?" "How are you?" "I'm fine." "Ok, you were ready for that one." "C'mon!" "Come 'an!" "Gimme some.... you weren't prepared for that one." "Are you ok?" "I'm fine." "Damn, that was nice!" "Are you fit for fight?" "Yes." "Allright, here you go." "The rake is yours.." "We just pick that up." "Hello?" "Hi, it's Yasmin." "Yeah, hi." "Hey...my brother says that he wants us to check an apartment out." "Apartment?" "One that he has arranged." "But...we have hardly met." "Why are we gonna checkout an apartment now?" "He wants us to meet." "We have to meet, otherwise he's gonna be suspicous." "I'm with Lisa now." "What am I gonna tell her?" "Notheing, it's not gonna take long, about half an hour." "You don't have to say anything." "I'll take care of it." "See you later." "Ok, bye." "I'm gonna change clothes now." " I'm coming!" "Lisa!" "Yes?" "Yasmin, jalla!" "We are gonna meet him soon." "What is it?" "Does everything go so fast?" "Roro is a good guy." "I don't even know him." "You have your whole lifes yo get to know each other." "I don't have a wedding dress." "You're gonna wear mum's." "I don't wanna wear it, it's ugly." "No, you're really pretty in it." "Mmm..." "Can't we wait with the apartment?" "It's perfect." "Right above my restaurant, so you can come and eat whenever you wanna." "Big place, white, light and fresh!" "No, here's so dark." "But look at this, and it's not big." "But me and my husband have had some good times here." "I have a nice partyplace going on." "Partyplace?" "Yes, and I was speaking to Jamil." "He'll make the cake, ten floors!" "He want's some pictures for the model." "I thought we could take some." "Check out the camera!" "Bought it for 700, but it costs at least 4 000.." "Three, two, one." "Don't move, what the hell are yuo doing?" "Let's move out here instead." "Paul, people are looking!" "I can't get a good view." "It's raining too." "It doesn't matter." "The superlens is gonna remove the rain." "Let's stand here, by the car." "What do you think?" "In front or rear?" "It doesn't matter." "Are you gonna have the car in the cake?" "No, you are on that." "The car is for the picture." "And a big smile." "I wanna see some teeth." "Good!" "That's it! Look!" "Everybody got dogs nowdays." "Do you know why he has one of those?" "He maybe likes it." "No, that's not why." "It's because he has such a small dick." "Check out his nuts, look!" "Wonder how much sperm he got room for in there." "Now he's taking a dump too." "What do they eat, those fuckers?" "Shit, maybe." "Isn't he gonna pick it up?" "Take it easy!" "Don't care about him!" "What is it?" "Sit..." "Aren't you gaonna pick that up?" "Was it me that did it maybe...?" "No, your dog." "Are you stupid?" "It's not my problem, take it with him." "It's me that is cleaning..." "So clean then, dammit!" "Watch out, dammit!" "Don't touch me!" "Måns." "Mmm..." "You have to go to a doctor." "Mmm..." "Yeah, yeah, I will." "I love you alot, but Iäm horny, I wanna fuck." "Can't we do something else?" "Go see a movie or something?" "I don't wanna see a movie." "I wanna fuck." "Yeah, but I..." "I don't mean it like that." "It just feels so..." "It's about this size." "Can't you come with me inside instead?" "I don't wanna, I've been there before." "The clerk is bothering me all the time." "Just ask for a pump." "A pump?" "Pump, dickpump." "Dickpump?" "Ok." "Excuse me." "Hi." "Those...pumps that..." "That you pump up your penis with." "Vacuumpump." "What kind do you want?" "They have two different kinds." "One is strong, the other is comfortable." "What the hell, just take one." "Then I take the comfortable one." "Wait!" "Let me think, maybe I should take the strong one instead." "Are you sure?" "For this one "pubicrings" is included." "Whatever, take whatever you want to." "Ok." "Måns?" "Måns?" "Yes." "Dinner is ready." "Yeah, I'm coming ." "Ouch!" "What are you doing?" "Eeh..." "I'm shitting." "Hi, Simon Pramsten, I'm selling this extremely modern vacuumcleaner." "Vacuumcleaner?" "Your neighbour bought one and is very pleased with it." "I could demonstrate the new revulotionary fansystem that beats all the prior "tripleflexapplexes"." "Ok." "The fansystem has a special filter, a totally new manufacture." "Feel it." "Feel it, mum!" "What is this?" "A car or a taperecorder?" "No, it's a vacuumcleaner." "It's so small." "She says that it's small, maybe not clean well." "It's compact, that's its strength." "It's like a small bull." "By the way, "Statens provningsanstalt" have done a test." "The test shows that our vacuumcleaner got the hardest suction in the line of business." "I can demonstrate, so you can see for yourself." "Yes, please." "People believes that if you just take your time it will give good result." "But it's incredible how much it depends on the machine." "Who's that?" "He can clean some, and then leave." "Hi, Simon Pramsten, vacuumcleanersalesman and I..." "Have you been with Yasmin?" "It's soon time to get married." "We have just met." "There's no time to lose." "I hardly know her name." "Yes, you do." "Can't we wait a bit more?" "No." "Leave me alone now." "Leave him alone." "We talk to him later." "Can I continue, or...?" "Yeah, can you continue, please." "They have nagged about it all the time." "Such a pain in the ass!" "Paul is worst." "Who is that?" "Her brother." "He's all over us." "Tell them that you don't want to." "It's not that easy." "My relatives is on us too." "Granny and daddy is nagging like hell." "Haven't you told anything to Lisa?" "No." "Why not?" "I can't tell her." "How is it with...?" "No, it's the same." "I know a guy in our family that is using those naturemedicines." "What do you mean by "naturemedicine"?" "All kinds of stuff, they call him vodooguy." "Do you think I've got an evil spirit in my dick?" "He's not that weird." "It might help." "Shall I call him?" "I'll call him." "I was thinking about a thing on my way here." "Maybe you have became a fag." "What the fuck, cut it!" "You can wake up one day as a fag." "What the hell, gay?" "I'm your buddy." "Sure, I'm your buddy..." "Forget it!" "It was just a thought." "Hi!" "How are you?" "Fine, and you?" "Who's that?" "My friend." "Like that it has happened." "How long has it been like that?" "How long has it been like that?" "Two, three weeks about , four..." "About two, three weeks." "Weird." "He thinks it's weird." "Yes." "Yes." "Has he went to a doctor?" "He wonders if you've been to a doctor." "No." "No." "Then he must be gay." "Yes, it's weird." "Can I check him?" "He wants to check you." "Sure, that's cool." "I'm just gonna examine you a bit." "Come closer, don't be afraid." "We are gonna try some stuff." "This gonna be ok." "Shall I twist it right or left?" "Shall he twist it right or left?" "First right, then left, then around, two laps." "It's like...take your balls and juggle, no, not jugg... You have to close your eyes, grab this...hard." "I have some furniture suggestions." "Check out the bed!" "Are you gonna buy a bed?" "No, to you, for the apartment." "But we can take a "hästsäng", attach the stereo with remotecontrol and everything." "That's ok." "I have arranged with a priest." "We can wait with the priest." "We have just met." "Isn't it better to just have it done?" "I saw the cake, it's really nice." "Shall we go?" "Ok, Paul, see you." "Roro, take the car!" "No, it's not necessary." "C'mon, take a ride, but take it easy." "I just gave it a wax." "You have to speak with Paul." "He have arranged with apartment and furniture." "I can't understand how he had the time, but..." "I'll try." "Take a real talk with him." "He's not listening." "We were suppose to fake this." "Now he's priest and partyingplace and everything." "I'll talk to him." "So really do it then!" "I will, I will." "I'm going to Lisa so take the keys." "But I can't go up there alone." "You can't go up there alone?" "Not alone whith the keys." "Do you want me to drive you some where?" "Ok, we do like this." "We go to Lisa." "We can say that you are my cousin." "My cousin." "your coousin." "But talk to Paul about this." "Yeah, I will speak to him." "Don't forget, you are my cousin now." "I'm your cousin." "Dogs are not allowed in here." "Fucking bitch!" "C'mon, dammit!" "Take away the dog." "Take away the dog!" "He's not dangerous." "Fuckit, fucking bitchdick!" "C'mon, now!" "Eeh, you, excuse me!" "Come here!" "Me?" "What is it?" "Can jyou watch my dog for a while?" "The bitch won't let him in." "I were suppose to go in and..." "It only take five minutes." "Is it kind?" "But, dammit, easy!" "Is this the way to hold it?" "Around the paws." "don't you have a leash?" "Have you had a dog?" "No." "I can tell, but don't let go!" "It's ok, Rambo, now you've been a nice little pig." "Is it called Rambo, or...?" "Coolt, eeh?" "Take care of him!" "If someone complain, so just say "skall"." "They will shit in their pants, I promise." "Ok, I trust you." "Bye!" "Can you...?" "What are you doing?" "I was just supposed to fix him to a better position." "Hold on there, like this...." "Then it's cool." "Be careful with the paw there." "Five minutes." "Five!" "Shlt, look at those balls!" "No, Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Rambo, wait!" "No, damn!" "Rambo!" "No, Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Rambo!" "Yeah, come here! But what the hell?" "Fucking prick!" "I'm gonna kill that bastard!" "Dammit!" "It's one of my friends." "Hi, Måns." "Hi." "What's up?" "Nothing." "Where have you been?" "Here and there." "Hi." "This is Yasmin." "Hi." "Måns." "Yasmin." "We thought we'd go see Lisa and maybe do something." "Wanna come along?" "Sure." "What car is that?" "It's my cousin." "Yasmin is her name." "Måns is also there." "I thought we could do something." "Do you have a girlcousin?" "Yes, she's kinda nice." "Hi." "Hi." "Lisa." "Lisa." "Yasmin, hi." "Hi." " Hello, Måns." "Come in." "Thanks." "Well, so you are Roros cousin." "Mmm..." "Weird that we never met before." "Yeah." "Yeah, you know..." "Are you gonna get married with Roro?" "Who have said that?" "He said something about that at work." "Yes, they think so." "Who they?" "His whole family, my whole family, everybody." "Just say that you don't want to." "It's not that easy." "What can happen?" "They'll freeze me out, and send me to Lebanon." "Shit!" "Is it true?" "It's true." "What, just like that...bye." "Yes." "Damn, that's insane." "Almost like "iide-Mosaik-tv" or something like that." "Isn't there anyone else you can get married to?" "Roro is so thin, skeleton." "The worst..." "How mean you are." "There has to be someone else." "Yes, there is others." "So you are a bit popular, then?" "No." "C'mon, admit it." "There is people coming home to us and proposing." "Really, how many?" "One or two, or...?" "Hey, sausage!" "Shit." "Look!" "Can you see?" "What?" "It's a face." "So...?" "It's a latin man." "That's true." "It's like a small dr Alban." "What happens today?" "Nothing." "And you?" "I don't think anything special is happening." "Who are they?" "You fucking pig!" "Where the hell is Rambo?" "Sorry, I tried to hold him." "I can't hear you." "Some fucking poodle came." "Have you hurt it?" "Cut it!" "I didn't mean to." "Take the bastards!" "Why are we running?" "Rambos fault!" "Who Rambo?" "The dog!" "Who the fuck Rambo?" "This way! You are gonna die, you bastard!" "You are gonna die!" "Do you hear that, your fucking pig?" "Fuck, fuck!" "Get him! Fuck!" "Hey, who the hell is that?" " Who are you?" "What are you doing?" "You think you are somebody." " Let me go!" "Think that you are big, because you have a big dick." " Fucking big dick!" "How big is it?" "Huh?" "How big is it, then?" "Fucking big." "Big!" "Big fat awesome dick, huh?" "Taste this, you fucking pussy!" "Fucking idiot!" "Ok, stop it!" "What the hell do you want?" "Where the hell is Rambo?" "Which Rambo?" "Ouch, ouch, ouch!" "I don't know any Rambo." "Ouch, ouch!" "Roro." "I don't know any Rambo." "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "He has stolen our Rambo." "Who?" "Rambo?" "Our dog?" "Which dog?" "C'mon!" "Rambo?" "C'mon!" "Shut up, dammit!" "Are you ok?" "Yes." "Ok." "What the hell are you looking at?" "I have also had a dick." "Haven't you?" "You have had a dick." " You have had a dick." " You have had a dick too, haven't you.?" "Do you want me to tell you about my dick?" "Mmm..." "There was a time when my dick was..." "It was like a part of me." "Something that I was proud over, that I could...watch, talk to." "Damn! Dammit!" "Let go!" "Damn!" "Why are you fighting?" "It's they that are fighting." "You can't fight next time." "It was they that followed us." "You have to get married." "Family and kids, you know." "All my brothers become grandfathers." "I wanna be a grandpa too." "I don't like Yasmin." "She is nice, but I'm not in love with her." "I'm not in love with her." "What do you mean in love?" "Were you not in love with mum?" "I'm not like you." "I want love." "All kids say "love, love"." "I don't understand what you mean." "Måns!" "Måns!" "Hi." "What has happened?" "Nothiung special." "Roro, where is Yasmin?" "I don't know." "Weren't you supposed to meet?" "Yeah, but..." "I ran into trouble." "Are you kidding?" "Come down!" "We have to find her." "Now!" "I have been calling all day." "I'm gonna screw your sister." "What did you say?" "My bird does like that." "Hurry!" "I'm coming." "Shit, you're screwing me, idiot!" "I'm gonna screw your mum." "What is it you are saying?" "It's a wound." "Yes, here." "Can you see anything?" "Where?" "There at the edge." "Now the nose is dripping." "Here." "There." "Ouch." "Is it dripping soething from the other?" "No." "Where have you benn?" "At a café in centrum." "Give me this." "Blood everywhere." "Ccome, come." "Just take it easy." "Ouch!" "And up, like this!" "Like that." "Lift your head." "Wait..." "No, you have to come here." "Lay down here." "Take it easy with the neck." "And put your head down." "Watch out, watch out, watch out..." "Sorry." "What do you have in your eye?" "Don't touch with your nail there." "Something black, like a fly." "Be careful, it's hard." "Now it's gone." "Up, up!" "What is it?" "He started to bleed, so..." "Go sit in the car." "Yasmin, wai..." "What are you doing with my sister?" "I don't care about you." "About me, not my sister." "Pussy! You should stay away from here." "Your fucking fakepussy." "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "I'm tired of this shit!" "What the hell are you doing, fucking idiot?" "Fucking cocksugare!" "I'm stuck..." "Cock!" "You are not getting away." "You are gonna get married to my sister." "But, Paul, I said..." "There isn't any "but, Paul" now." "I'm working like hell for your sake, fixing place, furniture, even cake." "Do I get any "Thanks, Paul, how nice you are."?" "Nothing!" "That's what I get." "You are gonna get mariied!" "I'm not gonna let some dirtbag destroy everything." "Don't call me a dirtbag." "Yes, whatever I wanna, dirtbag! You, shut up!" "I don't wanna hear anything from you." "Who the hell do you think you are that can decide over me?" "What the hell are you doing?" "I'm not listening to you." "I jjust tried to be nice, but you just brag about your restaurant and money." "I'm sorry, Yasmin, the idiot has gone to far." "Get married if it's so important to you." "I'm not going to." "Take the cake and sit on it, and you'll probably feel better." "You think you're so smart, but I talked to the whore you hang around with." "Lisa, or what her name is." "You think I am stupid." "She knows that you are getting married." "Don't call her a whore!" "I call her whatever I want to!" "I shit on you." "And you are getting married!" "You can go to your little whore, but then you are getting married!" "Shit! Lisa!" "Lisa, open, I have to speak with you." "Lisa!" "Lisa!" "Lisa!" "The Criminal Police, good evening." "It's about a burglary." "In which area?" "Fucking shit!" "Damn!" "Come with me." "How did this happen?" "No, what?" "There's furniture under your balcony." "I dropped them by accident." "Really, how?" "I was rearranging furniture, and then I fell." "It was some border..." "Out on the balcony?" "Yeah, exactly, that's right." "With a whole chest of drawers, TV and an aquarium?" "Ok, honestly..." "Really, everything started with "dicken"." "Sorry?" ""Dicken"." "Who is Dicken?" "You know...dicken, it's my penis." "Your penis?" "Yeah." "Oh well." "P...e...n...i...s." "It started about three, four weeks ago..." "I promise, my girlfriend lives there." "Mmm..." "I forgot the keys, dammit." "Mmm..." "You can call and ask." "Your shoes." "It's my girlfriend that lives there." "Your watch." "Your belt." "I don't have one." "You..." "The chain." "How long do I have to sit here?" "Think about it yourself, a police without a dick." "And everybody went around and looked at you and thought "he-without-dick-police"." "I overreacted in the apartment, but I lost the control over myself." "Yeah, yeah, yeah... Yeah, I'm really sorry." "But since we have brought you in, we have to keep you here over the night." "But I can take away the charges on you." "It's between you and me." "Ok, let's say so." "Good luck, then." "Hi." "Hi." "What?" "How did you get in here?" "I know a police." "He let me in." "No, sit down!" "How are you?" "Fine." "Weird, I was just thinking about you." "Mmm..." "I know." "How do you know that?" "What were you thinking about then?" "When we sat on the parkbench." "It felt like this..." "Nice?" "I thought so too." "You did?" "You have alot of hair." "Everything on your hands, nothing on your head." "But what...?" "Look!" "Let me look at you, then!" "You've got almost none." "Well, there's a small..." "I thought... You have alot of hair!" "What were you thinking about?" "I was thinking too..." "Hello! Hello!" "Måns, is it you?" "Roro, what the hell are you doing here?" "Sleeping." "And you?" "I've got a hardon." "What?" "!" "In here?" "Yes." "Of all places there is, you get a hardon in a prison." "That's pervert, Måns!" "Shut up, I'm trying to sleep." "Eat shit and put your head in the toilet." "Shut up!" "Go to bed." "That's right, damn idiots!" "Shut up, you too!" "Congratulations, Måns." "Thanks." "I said shut up." "Goodbye." "Roro!" "Where have you been?" "I ran into some trouble." "Jalla, jalla!" "Come up! Jalla, jalla!" "Get dressed, people are waiting." "Hi, Roro." "Wait, Wait!" "Hi." "Hi." "Have you cut your hair?" "No, it's just the way it's styled." "Really nice with this." "What is it?" "You think so?" "I think it's more for old ladies." "Is it diamonds, or...?" "Yes, no." "Can you come with me for a while and talk?" "Mmm..." "C'mon!" "But what is it?" "No, nothing speci...or..." "I don't know how to say it really." "I'm in lo..." "You are so beautiful, or oodlooking, I mean." "And that...no but..." "I feel that..." "It's like a big ball of love that you crumple up so it becomes hard as stone that I just wanna throw in you." "It's like my head is gonna explode at the same time as you stand on earth." "At the same time it is like a catapult that flies in space, like a rocket you know..." "You're on your way there, there, there..." "I don't even know what I am talking about." "Sorry." "You shoot yourself out in space..." "I just wanna be there in your space like a spaceshuttle that flies around." "I don't know what I am speaking about anymore." "I'm totally insane." "I mean that..." "I am..." "No, but I am in love with you." "Please, don't get married." "I can't." "Yes you can, if you want to." "Wait a couple of days." "But I have to..." "Do something you never done before." "You can be pretty cool, huh?" "Be like me, I'm cool as hell." "I can't." "Yes, but..." "I can't, I ahve to..." "No, I have to go now." "I know that you want to." "But, Yasmin, wait! Hi, this is Lisa." "Leave a message." "Except you, Roro." "Fuck off!" "I never wanna see you again." "Caroline." "Tell daddy that I'll come to the place immediately." "I have to fix something." "What?" "Stop now, Carro!" "Are you gonna go to Lisa?" "Goodbye." "Roro, wait!" "Roro!" "Wait!" "What are you doing?" "Don\t get married to Yasmin." "Do you think I will?" "Where were you?" "At Yasmin's place." "At Yasmin's place?" "Yes." "What did you do at Yasmin's place?" "Jump in!" "I'm going to Lisa." "Dammit!" "I'm going insane." "What has happened?" "What the fuck happened in the cell?" "I don't understand anything." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "I think that I am..." "I don't know, I..." "I'm in love with her, dammit." "With Yasmin?" "Are you in love?" "It's totally insane." "Drive." "Hi, Roro." "Hi, Ulf, is Lisa here?" "Yes, but she doesn't wanna speak with you." "She is upset." "I have to speak with her." "Ok." "Thanks, Ulf." "Lisa!" "Llsa!" "Lisa, it's me." "Open!" "I don't wanna see you again, Roro." "Fuck off!" "Don't say like that Lisa." "It's me." "Get married to your fucking cousin." "I hope you get ugly kids." "She's not my cousin." "No, I understand that." "It didn't sound like that when Paul said it." "Do you believe in Paul more than me?" "I don't care about him." "I hate him, and you too!" "He wanted to get her married, because otherwise he's gonna send her back to her country." "She asked me." "I just tried to be nice." "I didn't intend to marry her." "I love you." "Open the door now!" "Please." "No." "If you don't believe me let's go and get married now." "Everything is set, everybody's waiting and I'm wearing a suite." "You have always wanted to meet my relatives." "Let's go there so you can meet all of them, my whole family." "Open, and we'll get married." "What are you saying?" "Are we gonna go and get married?" "Hi." "Hi." "Am I not goodlooking?" "Are we gonna go and get married?" "I don't even have a weddingdress, smartass." "Is this good?" "Jalla!" "Jalla! Hi." "this isn't gonna be easy, but I'm gonna fix so it'll go fast." "Thanks for coming, all of you!" "This many!" "Ok..." "Yasmin and I don't love each other." "So...we can't get married, we are not gonna get married." "Yasmine is in love with the guy over there" " Måns..." "For me there's only one girl that I want to get married to." "It's the beautiful girl that stands here beside me." "Lisa." "Thanks for coming." "The ones that wanna stay are welcome to do so." "The ones that wanna leave, can do so." "You think you can do waht pleases you, huh?" "That whore have to leave." "Why don't you say anything?" "You are the father." "You have raised him." "I would have killed him!" "You should be ashamed of him." "What do you want?" "You don't know what you are doing." "Måns!" "Måns!" "Måns, come up!" "Yasmin!" "Roro, Roro, come here!" "Roro, waht are you doing?" "I said that |'m not in love with Yasmin." "I'm in love with her." "Go, leave, like you wanna." "Here, take the key, goodbye." "Goodbye!" "Really?" "Go!" "Reallyt!" "Go!" "How about the party?" "I can fix." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "You, go..." "Go, and Yasmin, go!" "Goodbye!" "Go!" "Stop the car, Your fuckiing pussy!" "I said stop the car." "Stop!" "Shit!" "Where did Roro go?" "He went." "Weren't he suppose to marry Yasmin?" "He didn't want to." "Why?" "He didn't want to." "But he should have got married." "Yes, but he didn't want to." "I see..." "How's life anyway, mum?" "Fine." "I'm glad to hear that." "Do you want some nuts?" "No." "Ripped by Schlafmütze" "Berlin, August 2002"