"**" "**" "**" "How many times we gotta fix" "This old fence?" "Easier to tear it down and start" "Over." "[Barking]" "Not you again!" "Look'it!" "Look'it!" "It looks like he wet himself." "That's a big old scaredy cat." "You go ahead and laugh." "He can't bite through that brace" "On your leg." "Toto!" "Toto!" "Toto, come back here." "Morning, miss Dorothy." "Robert found your dog for you." "I told you;" "You can't come" "With me." "Somebody taking' a trip?" "Or running away from home" "Again?" "You can't run away from home" "If you're not home to start" "With." "Don't she live here?" "Could'a sworn she lived here." "Dorothy Gail, I am too old to" "Be chasing' you down." "I swear I don't know who needs a" "Leash more;" "You or that dog." "Morning, miss em." "And why are you three" "Standing 'round?" "Can't you see the leaves turning" "Over?" "Storm's coming." "Can't you see?" "We're still cleaning up the" "Last." "Go on, get everything back to" "The barn." "Lock down the shutters and turn" "The horses out." "Yes, ma'am." "And take this dog with you." "So, I guess you won't be helping" "Me with the laundry today." "Oh, Dorothy." "I don't know what to do with" "You." "You don't gotta do nothing." "Well, that'll make a nice" "Break from worrying about you" "Day and night." "Why should you worry?" "You're not my mother." "No, I'm your mother's big" "Sister." "And when you get your face all" "Balled up mad like that it's" "Almost like having her back with" "Me." "You're so like her." "Stubborn, strong, smart and" "Beautiful..." "I don't belong here." "I hate that school and everyone" "In it." "I hate this place." "I wanna go back home where I" "Come from." "Sweet girl, if I had the" "Magic to put your mama and daddy" "Back in that house for you, I'd" "Snap my fingers and they'd be" "There waiting' supper." "But you know as well as me your" "Folks are gone." "Gone, baby." "Lost in that accident." "And all the wishing' in the world" "Ain't changing that." "Back there's my home." "Back there's nothing but an" "Empty apartment." "And my school and my friends," "And nobody riding me to do" "Chores or watching over every" "Little thing I do twenty-four" "Hours a day." "I remember a time, not so" "Long ago, you used to like me" "Watchin' over you." "Used to be your favorite aunt." "I remember how you come running" "To hide yourself behind my apron" "At bath time." "Anything to avoid your mama's" "Soap and washcloth." "You think I give you chores to" "Be ornery?" "Being part of a family" "Guarantees you always got love," "But you got responsibility too." "Home is something got to be" "Earned." "Storm's not waiting on one" "Little girl to come to her" "Senses." "Let's go, child." "We need to get to shelter." "Much as I love you, much as I" "Think I know what's right, I" "Can't lock you up in your room" "The rest of your life." "All I can do is pray you'll" "Choose the path that will lead" "You back to the ones who love" "You." "** * put your arms around me" "Child like when you bumped" "Your shin then you'll know" "I love you now * * as I loved you then" "Though you may be trying" "Sometimes and I'll need you" "And you're not there *" "* I may get mad" "And turn you away" "But lord knows I still care" "But you cannot ask * * for more than can" "Come from me I am different" "Than you are and one day" "You'll see * * if I lose my patience" "With you and suddenly" "Start to scream" "It's only because *" "* I want you to be" "Everything I see in my dreams" "And I'd like to know" "That it's there * * the feeling we once had" "When you know that you can" "You can come to me" "Whenever you're * * feeling bad" "Don't lose the feeling" "We once had" "Don't lose the feeling * * we once had" "Though you're growing" "Older now and" "I'm watching you grow * * and if I make you" "Sad sometimes" "I see your feelings show" "But one day *" "* I'll look around" "And you will be grown" "You'll be out in the world" "Such a pretty little girl * * but you'll be out there" "On your own" "You'll be on your own" "And I'd like to know * * that it's there" "The feeling we once had" "Don't lose the feelin'" "When you know that you can * * you can come to me" "Whenever you're feeling bad" "The feeling we once had" "Don't lose it * * the feeling we once had" "That we had that we had" "This storm means business we" "Best get inside." "**" "**" "**" "Aunt em!" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "Aunt em?" "Aunt em, where are you?" "Aunt em?" "Aunt em?" "Aunt em?" "Aunt em?" "Who's saying that?" "Who's saying what?" "Who are you?" "I'll be the one askin' the" "Questions from here on out." "From here on in." "From here on in or out!" "This here's a murder" "Investigation." "Murder?" "Murder!" "I don't know anything about" "Any murder." "That's what they all say." "Is that there your house?" "It's my aunt em's house." "Ask her about these feet!" "And are those feet stickin'" "Out from under your aunt em's" "House?" "I don't know." "It appears so." "And is the person attached to" "Them feet dead?" "How do I know?" "I'm no doctor." "There's a house sitting on" "Top of her." "You do the math." "Let the witness answer!" "I don't know." "It appears so." "And there you have it..." "A murder victim, a murder weapon" "And a murder suspect." "What say the jury?" "Guilty!" "You have heard the findings" "Of this court." "We declare you guilty of murder" "In the house degree." "Bailiff, throw her a party!" "What?" "Congratulations!" "I don't understand." "You just killed evvamean, the" "Wicked witch of the east, and we" "Can't thank you enough!" "**" "Where is it?" "Where's that house I seen flying" "By?" "Addaperle!" "Atta' girl!" "Who is she?" "Who is she?" "I'm the good witch of the north." "Don't ring a bell?" "Perhaps you know me by my stage" "Name, "addaperle, the feel-good"" "Girl."" "I got a little magic act." "[Applause]" "I do tricks." "Does she ever!" "Could you please tell me" "Where I am?" "Lost, are you?" "I know what" "That's like." "Sometimes I nod out on the bus" "And end up in all sorts of" "Unfamiliar places." "But let's see if I can help you" "Out." "That there is a munchkin." "And that there is a munchkin." "And that there is a munchkin." "So I'd say it's a pretty good" "Bet that you're in munchkinland," "In the good ole U.S. of oz." "Am I right?" "Addaperle, girl, there's" "Something I think you ought'a" "See." "Yeah!" "That's it!" "That's the thing almost knocked" "Me out the sky!" "But lookie here." "Is that?" "It couldn't be." "Oh, no, not my sister!" "Please don't tell me somebody" "Squished my poor, heartless," "Rotten, evil, older, twisted" "Sister evvamean!" "Somebody tell me who to thank." "She done it!" "Really?" "You're awful young to be killing" "Witches." "Do you have a license?" "Do I what?" "You ain't lookin' to kill no" "More witches, are you?" "Of course not." "Good." "'Cause there's only three of us" "Left." "Me, the good witch of the north." "[Applause]" "Evillene, the wicked witch of" "The west." "[Audience booing]" "And our other sister glinda, the" "Good witch of the South." "Yeah, she's something." "You should catch her act while" "You're in town." "Girl's got pipes." "But back to our story... who are" "You?" "No!" "I will tell you with help from" "My magic slate." "Magic slate?" "It's an apple." "Now, without my touching it your" "Name will appear here plain as" "Day." "And that name is..." "Shirley!" "No." "Not Shirley." "Shirleen!" "Nope." "Shirletta!" "Not even close." "Charmaine?" "Champagne?" "Chuck!" "No." "You sure you ain't Charmaine?" "Lemme see some i.D." "My name is..." "Did I say don't tell me?" "Write it down." "Dorothy." "Dorothy?" "Really?" "Your name is..." "Dorothy!" "[Applause]" "Whatever." "What can I do for you?" "For me?" "You freed the munchkins from" "The evil rule of evvamean." "The least I can do is take you" "Out to lunch." "You like Sushi?" "Can you help me get home?" "Where's that?" "I'm trying to get to Omaha" "Where I was born." "No can do." "That falls under the heading of" "Transporting a minor across" "State lines." "I'm afraid you're gonna have to" "See the wiz." "The wiz?" "Yeah!" "The wiz." "I bet he could get you home." "He can do anything." "He's the wiz!" "Who's the wiz?" "* sweet thing" "Let me tell you 'bout" "The world" "And the way things are * * you've come from" "A different place" "And I know" "You've travelled far * * now that you've told" "Me what it is" "Dot dot da dot dah" "I'd better point you * * toward the wiz" "He's the wiz" "He's the one" "He's the only one * * who can give your wish" "Right to ya" "He's the wizard" "He can send you * * back thru time" "By running magic to ya" "All of the super power's his" "Dot dot da dot dah * * listen and I'll tell you" "Where he is" "He's the wiz" "And he lives in oz * * he's the wizard" "There's a way" "To the emerald city" "Now that's not too far * * is it" "He's the wizard" "Just take your dilemma child" "And lay it on the wizard * * lay it on him" "He'll fix a drink" "That'll bubble and foam" "Oh dot dot da dot dah * * and in a flash" "You'll be home" "He's the wiz * he's the wizard of oz" "The wizard" "He's got magic up his sleeve" "The magical wizard * * and you know" "Without his help" "The wizard" "'Twould be impossible * * to leave" "You need his help girl" "Fantastic power's" "At his command * * oh dot dot da dot dah" "And I'm sure that" "He will understand" "He'll understand * * he's the wiz" "And he lives in oz" "He's the wizard * he's the wizard" "He's the wizard" "He's the wizard * he's the wizard" "He's the wizard" "He's the wizard" "He's the wizard * * yeah" "Evvamean's silver slippers" "Are" "Now yours." "You got nothin' against second" "Hand, do you?" "I've never had anything so" "Fine." "Girl, put 'em on, put 'em on!" "They fit perfect." "But you gotta promise to" "Never take them off, not 'til" "You get home." "Why?" "Because they got super" "Special secret powers!" "Like what?" "What's the point of a secret" "If you go around blabbing' it?" "Just promise you won't take them" "Off for anything, not until you" "Get home." "I promise." "And now a kiss for extra" "Added protection." "From what?" "All kind'a whatnot." "There's some nasty stuff betwixt" "Here and there." "You got you somethin' very" "Precious on your feet." "Ain't a creature in oz won't" "Recognize and want to snatch" "Them kicks for themselves." "But now I must go!" "So, goodbye." "I said, goodbye!" "Reggie?" "You get me a new battery like I" "Asked?" "Give it a shake and lean on" "The clutch." "I said good-bye!" "Wait." "You didn't tell me where to find" "The wiz." "No hay problemo." "Wiz lives in the emerald city." "And where's that at?" "Oh, darling, you can't miss" "It." "It's big and it's green and it's" "Right at the end of the yellow" "Brick road." "The yellow brick road?" "Just stay on the yellow brick" "Road and you can't miss it." "But watch out for the winged" "Warriors." "The winged what?" "And the kalidahs." "Who are they?" "They're shape shifters." "And mind readers." "And they will charm them" "Slippers right off your feet." "And don't forget to warn her" "About the poppies." "Poppies?" "Like flowers?" "What I gotta be scared of" "Flowers for?" "Sometimes the most dangerous" "Things are also the most" "Beautiful." "That's deep, cuz." "They lure you in, and once" "They get their tendrils on you," "They never let you go." "They put you to work feeding and" "Watering and plowing their" "Fields from sunrise to sunset" "Until the first frost sets you" "Free." "But it ain't all bad." "You get a lot of fresh air." "Addaperle said something" "About the wicked witch of the" "West." "Oh, you don't gotta fret" "About her." "Seein' how you off'ed her" "Sister, if she gets her hands on" "You, she'll slice, dice and deep" "Fry your butt 'fore you can" "Blink." "So, no sense worrying about her." "Have a nice trip." "Regards to the wiz!" "Goodbye!" "Regards to the wiz!" "Just follow the yellow brick" "Road?" "That's right." "Just follow the yellow brick" "Road." "But where is the yellow brick" "Road?" "** * there's a feeling here inside" "That I cannot hide * * and I know I've tried" "But it's turning me around *" "* I'm not sure that I'm aware" "If I'm up or down" "If I'm here or there *" "* I need both feet on the ground" "Why do I feel like I'm" "Drowning * * when there is plenty of air?" "Why do I feel like frowning?" "*" "* I think the feeling is fear" "Here I am in a different place * * in a different time" "In this time and space * * but I don't want to be here" "I was told I must see the wiz * * but I don't know what a wizard" "Is" "I just hope the wiz is there * * maybe I'm just going crazy" "Letting myself get uptight *" "* I'm acting just like a baby" "I'm gonna be all right * * soon as I get home" "Soon as I get home" "In a different place" "In a different time * * different people around me" "I would like to know * * of their different world" "And how different they find me * * and just what's a wiz" "Is it big?" "Will it scare me?" "* * if I ask to leave" "Will the wiz even hear me?" "* * how will I know then" "If I'll ever get home again?" "* * here I am alone" "Though it feels the same *" "* I don't know where I'm going" "Out here on my own" "And it's not a game * * and a strange wind is blowing" "I am so amazed * * by the things that I see here" "I don't want to be afraid *" "* I just don't wanna to be here" "In my mind, this is clear * * what am I doing here?" "I wish I was" "Home **" "What d'ya know?" "A yellow brick road!" "**" "Why hello there." "Got any spare change?" "Loose bills?" "Maybe some dirty old dollars" "Cluttering up your purse?" "Did you say that?" "Did I say what?" "A talking scarecrow?" "Where?" "You!" "How come you can talk?" "And what you doin' up there?" "And if you're a scarecrow, how" "Come those crows aren't scared?" "A bevy of excellent questions" "Which it would be my pleasure to" "Answer if only I had a brain." "How can you talk without a" "Brain?" "I'm not sure." "But since I been hangin' up" "Here, I've heard an awful lot of" "Brainless people talking and it" "Ain't stops them." "So how about helping a brother" "Out with some cash?" "What's it for?" "I'm saving my cents to buy me" "Some sense." "How much you got so far?" "Nothing." "Whatever I get they take away." "That's rent, my brother." "All legit." "Everything on the up and up." "Poles don't grow on trees, you" "Know." "Would you like me to help you" "Come down from there?" "Why he wanna come down?" "My man is living penthouse high." "Don't listen to them." "You've got to think for" "Yourself." "I would." "As soon as I get me a brain." "But the farmer who made me" "Stuffed my head with straw." "Then these crows come along" "Filling it with all manner of" "Nonsense." "Ever hear such ingrateful" "Platitudes?" "We fill his head with the" "Truth." "The whole truth and nothing but" "The truth." "What kind of truth?" "Go on." "Elucidate the sister." ""There ain't no gettin' ahead"" ""For folks like me."" "Gettin' a head!" "That's funny, right?" "Sit down, girl." "School is in session." "Go on." "Tell her what else we taught" "You." "Represent." "I don't want to." "Yeah!" "Crow-cede with the crow" "Commandments." "** * you can't win" "You can't break even * * and you can't get out" "Of the game" "People keep sayin'" "Things are gonna change * * but they look just like" "They're stayin' the same * * you get in way over your head" "And you've only got" "Yourself to blame * * you can't win, child" "You can't win, child" "You can't break even * * and you can't" "Get out of the game" "You can't win" "The world keeps movin' * * and you're standin' far" "Behind" "People keep sayin' * * things'll get better" "Just to ease your state of" "Mind * * so you lay back" "And you smoke that smoke * * and you drink your glass of" "Wine" "Sayin' you can't win, child * * you can't break even" "And you can't get out of the" "Game * * you can't win" "You can't win" "You can't win, no way * * if your story stays the same" "You ain't winning' * * but it's nice to see you" "I'm awfully glad you came" "Better cool it * * 'cause ain't about losin'" "And the world has got no shame * * you can't win, child" "You can't break even * * and you can't get out of the" "Game" "**" "**" "You can't win * * you can't break even" "Ain't the way it's s'posed to" "Be * * you'll be spendin'" "Your little bit of money * * while someone else rides for" "Free" "Learn your lesson" "Refuel your mind * * before some Turkey" "Blows out your flame" "You can't win, child" "No, you can't win * * you can't win, child" "No, you can't win" "You can't win, child" "No, you can't win * * you can't win, child" "No, you can't win" "You can't win, child" "You can't break even * * and you can't" "Get out of the game" "Can't get out of the game * * you can't get out of the" "Game **" "I've never heard such" "Nonsense." "Now, shoo!" "Shoo!" "Leave him be." "All of you." "You think you scare us?" "You listen up, I already" "Killed a wicked witch this" "Morning and I wasn't even mad at" "Her." "Gotta fly." "Catch you on the b-side." "They're gone." "You can come down now." "Thank you." "I need a little help." "Are you all right?" "Do I look all right?" "Seem a little wobbly." "For me, that's all right." "You know what?" "I know nothing." "You oughta come with me to" "See the wiz." "The wiz?" "He lives in the emerald city" "And there's nothing he can't do." "He's gonna get me home." "And I bet he can get you some" "Brains." "Brains?" "Me?" "Man, I'm gonna get me some" "Brains." "I hope my hat can handle it." "* come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * don't you carry nothin'" "That might be a load * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * don't you carry nothin'" "That might be a load * * come on, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * 'cause there may be times" "When you think you've lost your" "Mind * * and the steps you're takin'" "Leave you three, four steps" "Behind * * just you keep on keepin'" "On the road that you choose * * and don't give up walkin'" "'Cause you gave up shoes * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * don't you carry nothin'" "That might be a load" "Come on and * * ease on down, ease on down" "Ease on down, ease on down * * ease on down, ease on down" "Ease on down, ease on down * * ease on down, ease on down" "The road **" "**" "You hear that?" "It's coming from over there." "What should we do?" "Go over there!" "Ohhhhhhhh!" "Someone's in trouble." "What is it?" "I have seen me some" "Dope-fresh crock-pots in my day," "But..." "Shh, he's trying to say" "Something." "Oil." "What was that?" "Oil." "I need oil." "He said he needs oil." "Could this be it?" "And now what?" "* slide some oil to me" "Let it slip down my spine * * if you don't have stp" "Crisco be just fine" "Slide some oil to me * * hit my shoulder blade" "All y'all" "That don't have to lubricate * * sure have got it made" "Slide some oil to me * * let it slip down my side" "Standing here in one position * * sure can make one tired" "Slide some to my elbows * * and my fingers, if you would" "Come on, slide some oil to me," "Girl * * ooh, does that feel good" "Slide some oil to my feet" "Look!" "I got toes again!" "* come on and slide some oil" "To my knees" "And let me see if I can bend * * slide some oil to me" "I'm beginning to feel fine * * come on and slide some oil" "To my throat * * and let me lubricate my mind" "And let me lubricate my mind" "Watch me do this!" "** * slide some oil to me" "I'm beginning to feel fine * * come on and slide some oil" "To my throat" "And let me lubricate my mind * * and let me lubricate my mind" "My mind, let me lubricate my" "Mind **" "How do I ever thank you?" "Start by saying goodbye." "C'mon, Dorothy." "How did you get all rusted up" "Like that?" "Would you mind?" "I was out here fixing and" "Tinkering and whatnot when the" "Strangest storm come out of" "Nowhere and before I could duck" "For cover, I was rusted solid." "That's terrible." "That's life." "Let's go." "I've gotta say, I've never" "Met a man made out of tin" "Before." "And you never seen a talkin'" "Scarecrow neither." "Just one of them days." "Can we go now?" "What's the hurry, son?" "We got a date with the wiz." "He's gonna give me a brain and" "Send Dorothy back home." "He can do that?" "He can do anything." "He's the wiz." "I wonder..." "No, he'd never..." "What?" "Y'know, I wasn't always made" "Of tin." "Was a time I was flesh and blood" "Just like you." "I was even in love." "Her name was Bertha." "Bertha?" "Shh!" "Go on." "Problem was there was this" "Other girl." "Well, not so much a girl as a" "Witch." "Which witch?" "Evvamean, the wicked witch of" "The east." "You know her?" "You could say we run into" "Each other." "So, what happened?" "I swear I never encouraged" "Her but evvamean was sweet on" "Me." "Made no never mind, my heart" "Belonged to Bertha." "I know I should've manned up and" "Told her, but before I could," "Old evvamean caught us kissing" "In the woods." "She let loose a bolt of" "Lightning knocked me clear" "Across the river." "When I opened my eyes I was like" "This, ice cold and steely hard." "Bertha said she didn't mind, but" "Turning me to tin wasn't the" "Worst thing evvamean done to me." "She said if she couldn't have my" "Heart, then no one could." "Without a heart I had to let" "Bertha go." "That is the saddest story I" "Ever heard." "Come on, Dorothy." "See you later." "You don't suppose the wiz..." "Well, of course he can give" "You back your heart." "You really think so?" "I don't." "But then again, I don't got a" "Brain." "You come with us to emerald" "City." "When the wiz hears your story he" "Will never turn you away." "No." "I can't go with you." "Old evvamean still keeps watch" "To be sure I'm never happy." "They don't call her ever-mean" "For nothing." "Traveling with me would put you" "Both in danger." "But thank you." "Thank you kindly." "Actually, I guess you been" "Rusted up so you haven't heard." "Evvamean is no longer of this" "World." "See," "What had had happened was" "Somebody sort of accidentally" "Dropped a house on her." "Come again, say what now?" "Those are evvamean's shoes." "It was you?" "You dropped a house on evvamean?" "I wasn't aiming or nothing." "But, yeah, it was my house." "Thank you." "So how's about coming with" "Us?" "You mean it?" "Could my nightmare finally be" "Over?" "Why not?" "Just show me the way!" "* pick your right foot up" "When your left one's down * * come on, legs keep movin'" "Don't you lose no ground * * 'cause the road you're walkin'" "Might be long sometime * * but just stick with me" "And you'll be just fine * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * don't you carry nothin'" "That might be a load" "Come on and * * ease on down, ease on down" "Ease on down, ease on down * * ease on down, ease on down" "The ** * ah ah ah ah" "Say what you wanna" "But I'm here to stay" "'Cause I'm a mean ole lion * * you can go where you wanna" "But don't get in my way" "'Cause I'm a mean ole lion" "You'll be standin' in a draft * * if you don't hear me laugh" "And if you happen" "To come around * * better hope that" "I don't frown" "'Cause I just might" "Knock you down * * 'cause I'm a mean ole lion" "I'm a mean old lion" "Don't you know" "I'm ready to fight *" "* I'll turn your day into night" "'Cause I'm a mean ole lion" "And if you're half bright" "You'll detour to the right * * 'cause I'm a mean ole lion" "All you strangers better beware" "This is the" "King of the jungle here * * and if I happen" "To let you slide" "Don't just stand there" "Run and hide * * now, you just caught" "My better side * * 'cause I'm a mean ole lion" "I'm a mean ole lion" "A mean ole lion *" "Ow." "You hit me." "You dig that?" "Don't you know you could do" "Permanent damage that way?" "And you call yourself king of" "The jungle?" "You see another cat begging" "For the gig?" "Man, you've got a yellow" "Streak a mile wide." "Do not." "I had it touched up last" "Thursday." "You ought'a be ashamed of" "Yourself, going around roaring" "At folks." "You're nothing but a great big" "Coward." "Hey." "You don't gotta scream it for" "The whole neighborhood." "I've got to represent here, you" "Know?" "Don't want all the little forest" "Creatures getting wise and" "Ganging up on me." "Oh, what's the use?" "I'll never be nothing but a big" "Ole scaredy-cat." "That's all I'm ever going to be." "I tried to get help from this" "Old owl." "But he just makes me lie on his" "Couch while he asks a lot of" "Stupid questions..." "How do you feel?" "What do you want?" "What do you think it means?" "I told him, "I think it means"" "That I'm getting ripped off," "'Cause you take all my money and" ""Give me nothing."" "Oh, you poor thing." "Oh, great." "Now I've got little girls" "Pitying me." "It could be worse." "At least this forest is a nice" "Home." "And you've still got your" "Heart." "And a brain." "What good's all that if I" "Ain't got the courage to get out" "Of bed?" "Maybe, just maybe, if you" "Came with us to see the wiz, he" "Might be able to give you" "Courage." "Really?" "Just like that?" "I don't see why not." "He's going to give scarecrow a" "Brain, and tinman a heart and" "Get me home." "* come on and ease on down" "Ease on down the road" "Come on and ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * don't you carry nothing" "That might be a load" "Come on and ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * 'cause there may be times" "When you wish you wasn't born" "And you wake one morning" "Just to find your courage gone * * but just know that feeling" "Only last a little while" "You just stick with me" "And I 'll show you how to" "Smile * * come on, ease on down" "Ease on down the road" "Come on and ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * don't you carry nothing" "That might be a load" "Come on and * * ease on down, ease on down" "Ease on down, ease on down * ease on down, ease on down" "Ease on down, ease on down" "The road *" "* where'd the road go?" "Come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road * * come on and, ease on down" "Ease on down the road *" "Where'd the road go?" "Where'd the what what?" "Anybody seen the yellow brick" "Road?" "We were just on it." "And now we're not." "It's gotta be here." "Roads don't get up and walk" "Away." "Maybe not where you come" "From." "Anybody else notice how dark" "It's getting?" "What was that?" "What was what?" "I thought I heard..." "Don't get all hysterical now." "I'm not getting hysterical" "Now." "But gimme a few minutes?" "If we're going to get to the" "Emerald city, we've got to find" "That road." "How about this?" "There's four directions, and" "There are four of us." "We'll each go a different" "Direction and, between us, we'll" "Find the yellow brick road." "Good plan." "Yeah, good plan." "Can I go with you?" "Snap to, Leroy!" "You're embarrassing yourself." "Now, let's move out!" "Dorothy." "Dorothy." "Who's that?" "Scarecrow?" "Dorothy, help me, baby." "Aunt em?" "That you?" "It's me, baby." "Don't you recognize your own" "Mama?" "Mama?" "Yes, baby." "It can't be." "You're..." "I'm right here, baby." "Mama, I miss you so much." "I've been trying to get home to" "You." "And I'm trying to get to you," "Baby." "I wanna hold you so bad." "But I can't get down from here." "I'll climb up and get you." "No!" "Stay where you are or you'll be" "Stuck here, too." "But how can I get you down?" "Those shoes." "Shoes?" "Them silver slippers." "They're magic." "They'll get me down." "Pass 'em to me." "But i..." "Come on, baby girl." "Don't you wanna see your mama?" "Baby, I been wanting to hold you" "So bad." "I promised addaperle." "Don't matter what you" "Promised that old witch." "You listen to your mama." "Hand me them slippers." "Please, baby, please." "Come on, stretch a little bit" "More." "Dorothy, no!" "It's the kalidahs!" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "Thank you, tinman." "If you hadn't come back when you" "Did..." "I will mollywhop the fool" "Tries to step to you!" "And scarecrow, you really" "Surprised me." "Weren't no big thing." "And you, lion..." "Can't wait to hear what she" "Got to say to that quivering," "Cowering mess." "Wasn't my fault." "I had a furball." "That's exactly what you" "Are... a great big furball." "Stop." "I saw him knock down one of" "Those things." "Knock down?" "It tripped on his tail." "He could've run away, but he" "Didn't." "He stood tall." "'Till he played dead." "He's right." "Y'all should just go on without" "Me." "Ain't no wiz powerful enough to" "Fix this mess." "* woo woo woo woo" "There is a place we'll go" "Where there is mostly quiet * * flowers and butterflies" "A rainbow lives beside it" "And from a velvet sky" "A summer storm * * you can feel" "The coolness in the air" "But you're still warm * * and then a mighty roar" "Will start the sky to crying" "Not even lightning" "Will be frightening my lion * * and with no fear inside" "No need to run" "No need to hide * * you're standing" "Strong and tall" "You're the bravest of them all" "If on courage you must call * * then keep on trying" "And trying * you're a lion" "In your own way, be a lion *" "* I'm standing strong and tall" "I'm the bravest" "Of them all" "If on courage I must call *" "* I'll keep on trying and trying" "And trying *" "* I'm a lion" "In my own way" "I'm a lion" "Be a lion *" "Yes, you are." "**" "**" "**" "Dorothy, look." "Isn't that..." "It has to be." "What else could it be" "Except..." "The emerald city!" "I've never seen anything so" "Beautiful." "Well, what are we waiting" "For?" "Let's go!" "**" "What are these?" "Nothing but flowers." "No, they're the poppies I was" "Warned about." "What do they want?" "I'd say they want us." "Don't let them get hold of" "You." "Who's she?" "Isn't she beautiful?" "No, stay back." "You can't let them touch you." "The munchkins said they're" "Dangerous." "Like poison Ivy?" "Oh, they are worse than that." "What are they up to?" "They're up to no good." "What do you suppose they want" "With us?" "I know exactly what they" "Want, and it ain't happening." "The munchkins said that once" "They get a hold of you they" "Never let go." "And that's a bad thing?" "It's not a good one." "This here's my corner of the" "Forest." "Y'all need to" "Stand back and let a lion do" "What a lion's got to do." "Ladies, would any of you care to" "Dance?" "No, lion, don't!" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "Ladies, thank you for that" "Lovely dance." "We must do it again some time." "And booya!" "That's my lion." "Give me some paw, my man." "Good job." "And now, I believe we have a" "Meeting with the wiz, yes?" "**" "And we have arrived!" "The emerald city." "Ain't this something?" "End of the line, dawg!" "You can't be pushin' your way to" "The front." "Go on." "Get yourself to the end of the" "Line!" "There's no one else here." "You saying you're too good to" "Get in line?" "No, but..." "What?" "You something special, some" "Kind'a vip or whatnot?" "I'm not tryin'..." "And you ain't cutting' the" "Line neither!" "Now step to the end of the line!" "Hello." "May I help you?" "We'd like to go inside," "Please." "Name?" "I'm Dorothy, and this is" "Tinman, and scarecrow and lion." "Sorry." "Not on the list." "Move along." "But we've got to get inside." "And when did that become my" "Problem?" "Either your name's on my list or" "It's not." "Now adios, amigos." "Excuse me, my brother." "That's a lady you're talking to." "And what are you gonna do" "About it?" "I was just makin' sure you" "Knew she was a lady." "Peace out." "Look here, we've come on very" "Important business." "There must be some way for us to" "Get inside." "Oh, there's several ways." "Your name could be on the list." "You could be famous." "You could grease my palm with a" "Sizable donation to my" "Retirement fund..." "Or you could be connected, know" "Somebody important." "I know addaperle." "Come on, you don't know no" "Addaperle." "I most certainly do." "In fact, after I killed the" "Wicked witch of the east, she's" "The one who gave me these" "Magical, enchanted slippers." "Excuse me, but did you just" "Say addaperle?" "Wicked witch?" "And enchanted slippers?" "Girl, you hit the trifecta!" "Welcome to the emerald city!" "**" "**" "**" "**" "**" "Did you ever imagine anything" "Like this?" "Excuse me." "Can you tell me where to find" "The wiz?" "What did you say?" "The wiz." "He lives around here, right?" "What'd she say?" "If I didn't know better, I'd" "Say she asked where to find the" "Wiz." "Why the shade?" "The young lady asked a perfectly" "Normal question." "**" "I don't know what none of" "That means." "Excuse me, brother." "We just came..." "We need the wiz." "Oh, my." "**" "T'ain't nothin' normal about" "Wantin' to see the wiz." "Nobody sees the wiz." "Not nobody." "They say he's terrible to" "Behold." "He's got the head of a" "Fire-breathing dragon." "And the overpowering body of" "An elephant." "With wings!" "And razor sharp claws that" "Can shred a man like tissue" "Paper!" "I'd hate to imagine what" "They'd do to a little girl." "Heard enough." "Who wants to catch a movie" "Before we split town?" "I hope they don't put butter on" "Their popcorn." "I've gotta watch my cholesterol." "But you've never seen him" "Yourself?" "Nobody has." "Not never." "He's been locked inside that" "Throne room since he got here." "Believe me, miss, you don't" "Want to go in there." "But we've traveled such a..." "You don't want to go in" "There!" "But unless we see him we..." "You don't want to go in" "There!" "Yes, we do!" "Don't we?" "We don't want to go in there." "See that right there?" "It's a door." "Just a door." "But on the other side of that" "Door is everything you've ever" "Wanted." "So, are we going through that" "Door or not?" "[Screams]" "Ah!" "Look!" "Look there!" "Are those?" "They couldn't be." "Could they?" "Pardon, miss, but would you" "Mind telling me where you got" "Them shiny shoes?" "Oh, these old things?" "Addaperle laid them on me after" "I dropped a house on evvamean." "After you..." "My bad." "Go on, miss." "The door ain't locked." "And do give the wiz my best" "Regards." "Ooh, snap!" "Well, go on." "Why I gotta go on?" "You're the only one of us" "Wearin' armor." "We'll all go together." "You!" "Stop right where you are!" "I'm stopped." "I am stopped." "Don't gotta tell me twice." "Who dares disturb my" "Meditations?" "The man asked a question." "Answer." "I'm sorry if we disturbed" "You, but we just want to meet" "The wiz." "You want to meet the wiz?" "Yes, sir." "If it wouldn't be too much" "Trouble." "Child, you don't know what" "Trouble is!" "* so you wanted to meet?" "The" "Wizard" "Let me tell you that you've come" "To the right place * * shall I make you a frog or" "Lizard?" "You should see the strange" "Expression on your face * * if the way I come on is" "Frightening" "That's the way I felt like" "Coming on today * * have you ever been kissed by" "Lightning?" "Let me tell you" "That will make you go away *" "* I fly, and the magic of my" "Power" "Takes me higher * * to a level where the clouds" "Turn into fire * * in the warmness of the fire" "I feel fine * * just keep your eyes open" "And the magic you will see * * it will whistle on the wind" "As it emanates from me * * it's a strong and true" "Vibration" "You can feel it on your skin *" "Now come and take my hand" "And we will dance upon the" "Wind * * so you wanted to meet the" "Wizard *" "**" "Is it over?" "Can I open my eyes?" "They are open." "Oh, no." "I'm blind?" "No." "The lights are out!" "Silence!" "Who dares disturb my sanctuary?" "Who dares disturb my peace?" "He does!" "Silence!" "Why have you come?" "It was her idea." "I just wanted to see the world." "Dorothy told me that you" "Could..." "Silence!" "Why he ask questions then" "Tells us to shut up?" "One at a time!" "You!" "Lion!" "What do you want?" "To get the hell out of here!" "Tell him." "Well, sir wiz, sir, I was" "Thinkin', if you happened to" "Have an extra spell you weren't" "Using just lyin' around." "Spit it out!" "Courage!" "I would like some courage," "Please." "You tellin' me that the king" "Of" "The jungle is a coward?" "Only when I'm awake." "Or asleep." "Sometimes I have these dreams..." "Silence!" "And you, straw man." "You lookin' for courage, too?" "Me?" "Nah." "I ain't got enough sense to be" "Scared of nothin'." "Is that so?" "Except for fire!" "Fire!" "Fire!" "Scared of fire!" "Would you mind?" "Thank you." "Now, your green-ness, what I" "Would like is a brain." "What for?" "Ain't nobody ever tell you," ""Ignorance is bliss"?" "Not that I remember." "And you, little girl." "What do you want?" "Hello." "My name is Dorothy and I would" "Like to go home." "So, who's stopping you?" "Well, sir, I don't rightly" "Know how." "See, I was heading from my aunt" "Em's farm in Kansas to Omaha," "Where I was born, when this" "Storm blew up and..." "Where'd you say you were" "Born?" "Omaha, Nebraska." "And where's the auntie's" "Farm?" "Kansas." "So, which one's your home?" "Well, I could've swore I" "Knew." "Well, if you don't know where" "You're goin', how am I expected" "To get you there?" "Step back!" "And you, rin-tin-tin, what are" "You looking for?" "A can opener?" "That's very clever." "You are clever." "Scary as hell, but clever." "You think I got time to mess" "With fools?" "Tell me what you want, what you" "Really, really want!" "A heart." "A heart, your wizness." "You tellin' me you're" "Heartless?" "I'm afraid so." "Then count yourself lucky!" "Think of what you're avoiding," "Heartburn, heartache, and the" "Occasional heartbreak of" "Psoriasis." "Oh, but sir, think about" "Everything else I'm missing." "* whoa, whoa, whoa" "What would I do" "If I could suddenly feel * * and know once again" "What I feel is real *" "* I could cry, I could smile" "And I might lay back for a" "While * * tell me what" "What would I do * * if I could feel" "What would I do * * if I could reach inside of me" "And know how it feels" "To say I like what I see * * then I'd be more than glad to" "Share" "All that I have inside of here * * and the songs my heart might" "Bring" "You'd be more than glad to" "Sing * * and if a tear came to my eye" "Think of all the wounds they" "Mend * * and just to think" "The time I could spend" "Being vulnerable again * * tell me what" "What, what would I do * * tell me what" "What, what would I do * * woah, tell me what" "What, what would I do * * what I would do, if I could" "Feel" "If I could feel * * if I could feel" "**" "I, the all powerful wiz, have" "Decided to grant your wishes," "But..." "Hey!" "I said but!" "Did you not hear me say "but?"" "There's a but coming." "There always is." "But I want a little something" "In return." "I will grant all four of your" "Wishes, but first you gotta kill" "The wicked witch of the west." "Kill the wicked witch?" "Ain't no big thing." "You already wasted her sister." "How'd he know about that?" "I am the all-seeing," "All-knowing, all-powerful wizard" "Of oz." "I know stuff!" "You want what you want?" "No half stepping." "Kill me that witch!" "I have spoken!" "Why don't you kill her" "Yourself?" "You don't think I could?" "And I would, except I've got to" "Stay here and protect the" "Emerald city." "From who?" "From the wicked witch of the" "West!" "Are you not paying attention?" "But what's any of that got to" "Do with me?" "What do you mean?" "It's all your fault." "Everything was fine when there" "Was a witch for every corner of" "Oz." "But then you come along dropping" "Houses where they don't belong" "And suddenly there's a whole" "Territory up for grabs." "Right now evillene is plotting a" "Take-over of oz." "She must be stopped." "And you're the one needs to do" "It." "Why me?" "'Cause I said so, and I am" "The all knowing, all powerful" "Wiz and I have spoken!" "Well, Dorothy." "Good luck." "We're all counting on you." "Me?" "The wiz was loud and clear," "This whole mess is your fault." "My fault?" "Your tornado." "Your house." "Your fault!" "You broke it." "You bought it." "So, good luck killing that" "Old" "Witch." "Be sure to let us know when it's" "Done." "We'll be waitin' in the bar." "Isn't that just typical?" "All three of you were fine" "Coming along when you thought" "You were gettin' something for" "Nothing, but now that there's a" "Price to pay you want to wait it" "Out in the bar?" "Cowards!" "You calling me a coward?" "Yes!" "Yes, I'm a coward." "Hasn't that been established?" "And I'm sorry, Dorothy, but" "You know what my last run-in" "With that witch done to me." "And I don't know how to help" "You because I don't know how to" "Kill a witch because I don't" "Know anything!" "Y'all!" "I thought you were my squad, now" "Y'all are wimping out on me?" "Lion, courage!" "If evillene needs to go, we're" "Sending her out together." "Says you!" "* I'm not doing this" "Even I know it don't make no" "Sense * * breaking a heart got me this" "Way" "I ain't in a rush to see that" "Again * * just thinkin' 'bout it is" "Terrifyin'" "Oh you ain't gonna give up on me" "Now" "I won't let you turn around * * this won't be easy, no way no" "How" "But we won't back down * * when the night is so cold," "Dark and lonely" "All you gotta do is look at me * * and hear what I say" "We got it * and I got you" "I got you * * so we got it" "We got it * * so we got it" "Together we do * * so close yet so far" "I can see our dreams from" "Standing" "Right where we are * * only thing that's in our way" "Are these impossible odds *" "* I'm terrified this is just way" "Too hard" "And what if I fail * * how do you fly" "Knowing there's a good chance" "We'll fall from the sky * * what were we thinking" "Why do we even try * * that's what we get" "With letting our hopes get too" "High *" "* I can't believe what I'm" "Hearing" "Get a hold of yourself * * woah you ain't gonna give up" "On me now" "I won't let you turn around * * this won't be easy" "No way no how" "But we won't back down * * when the night is so cold dark" "And lonely" "All you gotta do is look at me * * and hear what I say" "We got it * and I got you" "I got you * * so we got it" "We got it * * so we got it" "Together we do * ain't nobody giving' us nothin'" "If we want it there's just no" "Other way *" "* I'll be right here come what" "May" "Together we'll be okay * * said if you know that I got" "You" "There's nothing we can't do * * oh no, oh no" "Our dreams are waiting for us" "Let's go * * we ain 't gonna give up on" "This now" "We refuse to turn around * * this won't be easy, no way no" "How" "But we won't back down * * when the night is so cold dark" "And lonely" "All you gotta do is look at me * * and hear what I say" "We got it * and I got you" "So we got it * * so we got it" "Together we do *" "* I can conquer a Mountain" "Together we do * * swim the deepest sea" "Together we do * * there ain't nothin' I can't do" "Long as you're with me * * together, together" "Oh yeah, oh yeah * * together, together" "Oh yeah, oh yeah * * together, together" "Together we do *" "**" "Gerald!" "Over here." "I was worried you wouldn't" "Make it back." "Why is everybody sneaking" "Around?" "This here is your factory." "Not since the wicked witch of" "The east got demolished." "Her sister, wicked old evillene," "Has declared a corporate" "Take-over." "A what?" "This side of oz now belongs" "To the united witch workers of" "The a.F.L-ee-aye-ee-aye-o." "Everything is hers now." "Even the winkles?" "Especially the winkles." "Here she comes." "You brought her today's news" "Like she asked?" "I brung it, but she ain't" "Gonna like it." "Make way!" "Make way!" "Make way for the wicked witch of" "The west!" "All hail, evillene!" "Hail, hail, evillene." "All hail the wicked witch of" "The west." "Hail, hail, evillene." "And all hail right back" "Atcha!" "Lord high underling?" "Yes, your misery?" "What's that there?" "What's what where?" "That there there." "What's that that there?" "That there there?" "Yes!" "That that there!" "What's that there there there?" "Oh, that there there?" "That there there there is" "Nothin' but a drop of water." "Nothin' but a drop of..." "Do you know what happens if a" "Drop a water is left to it's own" "Devices?" "It dries up and goes away?" "You there!" "Walk on by that seemingly" "Innocent drop of water." "And a killer flood strikes" "Again!" "Lord high underling, I demand to" "Know where it come from?" "There seems to be a small" "Leak from that pipe up there." "Well, run and fetch the royal" "Plumber." "And kill him!" "I hate water!" "Yes, your eviltude." "And is that my news?" "It is." "And when were you planning on" "Letting me have it?" "Your evilness, I'd be happy" "To let you have it anytime." "Oh, you bein' funny?" "You some kind of Eddie Murphy or" "Something?" "Well, don't try me 'cause I am" "Evil with all y'all today." "* now, when I wake up in the" "Afternoon" "Which it pleases me to do" "Don't nobody bring me no bad" "News * * 'cause I wake up already" "Negative" "And I've wired up my fuse" "So, don't nobody bring me no bad" "News * * oh, if we're gonna be buddies" "You better bone up on the" "Rules * * 'cause don't nobody bring me" "No bad news * * you can be my best of friend" "As opposed to paying' dues * * 'cause don't nobody bring me" "No bad news * * well, no bad news" "No bad news * * now, don't you ever bring me" "No bad news* * 'cause I'll make you an offer," "Child" "That you cannot refuse * * so, don't nobody bring me" "No bad news * * now, when you're talkin' to me" "Don't be cryin' the blues * * don't you ever bring me" "No bad news * * you can verbalize, vocalize" "But just bring me the clues * * but don't nobody bring me" "No bad news * * bring the message in your head" "Or in something you can't lose * * but don't you ever, ever bring" "Me" "No bad news * * if you're gonna bring me" "Something" "Ah, make it something I can" "Use * * but don't you bring me" "No bad news * * oh, no bad news" "No bad news * * now, don't you bring me" "No bad news * * 'cause I'll make you an offer," "Child" "That you cannot refuse * * so, don't you bring me" "No bad news *" "What are you doing?" "Get up from there!" "Higher, higher!" "Work!" "What are you doing?" "Work!" "Work!" "Work!" "**" "**" "**" "** * oh, don't nobody bring me" "No bad news * * if you're gonna bring me" "Something" "Now, bring me something I can" "Use * * but don't you ever bring me" "No bad news * * 'cause I'll make you an offer," "Child" "That you cannot refuse * * so, don't nobody bring me" "No bad news *" "* I said, don't nobody bring me" "No bad news *" "* I said, don't nobody bring me" "No bad news * * don't you bring me" "Don't you bring me * * don't you bring me" "Don't you bring me * * don't you bring me" "Don't you bring me * * don't you bring me" "Don't you bring me *" "No, no, no * * bad news *" "**" "'Cause I ain't goin' for it!" "Now get back to work!" "Now, break it down." "Well, I'm afraid it's bad" "News." "Dorothy and her friends are on" "Their way here to kill you." "That's not such bad news." "It's not nice news." "But it's not terrible." "I mean, if you're gonna be a" "Wicked witch, and you are good" "At your job, you're gonna have" "To expect to rub some folks the" "Wrong way." "I s'pose." "So, Dorothy thinks she can" "March her skinny ass in here and" "Destroy me?" "Well, it ain't my first time" "Runnin' the nursery." "I know how to handle a brat like" "That." "Unleash my winged warriors!" "Not your winged warriors." "Oh, yes, my winged warriors." "Fly!" "Fly, my warriors!" "Capture the intruders and bring" "Them back to me." "Now fly!" "Fly!" "And don't nobody scuff up my" "Sister's shoes!" "**" "You!" "Another bucket here." "And one over there." "If evillene finds water on the" "Floor..." "Back it up, top cat." "Are those buckets full?" "If I get that last one will" "That make you happy?" "I think you left a spot." "If I get it, will you be" "Satisfied then?" "Satisfied?" "Me?" "Right." "Dorothy!" "Oh, lion." "That old witch has me scrubbing" "And polishing." "I will never complain about any" "Chore aunt em gives me ever" "Again." "I'm on mop duty." "That old witch is definitely" "Afraid of water." "They say she don't even bathe." "She sends herself out once a" "Week for dry cleaning." "Excuse me, my lord high" "Underling, but did you hear me" "Give anybody a coffee break?" "No, ma'am." "Not during my lifetime." "Oh, please, Ms. witch." "We haven't seen each other..." "Ask me if I care?" "Back to work!" "No wonder they call you" "Wicked." "No." "Know what?" "You don't got game enough to be" "Wicked." "All you are is plain old" "Everyday passable mean." "Well, if I'm mean... what" "Does that make you?" "Don't make me nothing." "Think not?" "Which one of us dropped a house" "On the other one's sister?" "And which one of us yanked the" "Silver heels right off of that" "Dead sister's not-even-cold-yet" "Feet?" "And which one of us gathered up" "A crew to put a hit on the other" "One?" "You're three for three, little" "Girl, so before you go castin'" "Shade, I'd take myself a good" "Look in the mirror." "Now... get back to work." "When are you going to let us" "Go?" "When you gonna give me them" "Kicks?" "I promised addaperle..." ""I promised addaperle..."" "This child still thinks I'm" "Playin'?" "Lord high underling, send in my" "Dinner!" "Tell, oh, lord high, what's on" "My menu for tonight?" "Forest lion stew!" "It's a new recipe from" ""Witches wear nightly."" "This old tin can will make a" "Fine stew pot once I pop the top" "Off it." "And this useless bag of hay will" "Start a good strong fire." "But first..." "I got me a lion to filet!" "Get away from my friends you" "Evil old witch!" "Dorothy, always so brave." "You want to be a hero?" "You'll be dinner too." "Oh, no, not water!" "No!" "What have you done?" "You've destroyed me." "Stupid girl!" "You've destroyed me!" "She's dead!" "Oh, lord." "Looks like I did it again!" "**" "You've killed the wicked" "Witch of the west and now we're" "Free!" "Thanks to you, we're free!" "** * everybody look around" "'Cause there's a reason" "To rejoice you see" "Everybody come out * * and let's commence" "To singing joyfully" "Everybody look up" "And find the hope * * that we've been waiting" "On everybody is glad" "Because our silent fear" "And dread is gone * * freedom, you see" "Has got our hearts singing" "So joyfully * * just look about" "You owe it to yourself" "To check it out * * can't you feel a" "Brand new day" "Can't you feel a" "Brand new day * * can't you feel a" "Brand new day" "Can't you feel a" "Brand new day * * everybody be glad" "Because the sun is shining" "Just for us" "Everybody wake up * * into the morning" "Into happiness" "Hello world" "It's like a different * * way of living now" "Thank you, world" "We always knew" "That we'd be free somehow * * in harmony" "Let's show the world" "That we've got liberty" "It's such a change * * for us to live" "So independently" "Freedom, you see" "Has got our hearts singing * * so joyfully" "Just look about" "You owe it to yourself" "To check it out * * can't you feel a" "Brand new day" "Can't you feel a" "Brand new day * * can't you feel a" "Brand new day" "Can't you feel a" "Brand new day *" "**" "** * everybody be glad" "Because the sun is shining" "Just for us" "Everybody wake up * * into the morning" "Into happiness" "Hello, world" "It's like a different * * way of living now" "And thank you, world * * we always knew" "That we'd be free somehow" "In harmony" "Let's show the world * * that we've got liberty" "Its' such a change" "For us to live" "So independently * * freedom, you see" "Has got out hearts singing" "So joyfully" "Just look about * * you owe it to yourself" "To check it out * * can't you feel a" "Brand new day" "Can't you feel a" "Brand new day * * can't you feel a" "Brand new day" "Can't you feel a" "Brand new day * * can't you feel a" "Brand new day" "Can't you feel a" "Brand new day * * feel a brand new day" "Oh, no you don't." "No cutting in front." "Go to the end of the line." "Respect, my brother." "We are back to see the wiz." "And before you go tellin' us our" "Names are not on the list, allow" "Me to elucidate current events." "Dorothy just killed the wicked" "Witch of the west." "For those of you keeping score," "That's two wicked witches in two" "Days." "So I dare say there ain't a list" "Anywhere in oz without our names" "On it." "Allow me to apologize." "You sure are on the list." "Right here at the top of the" "Page." ""Dorothy, lion, scarecrow and"" "Tinman are hereby and forthwith" "Legally and terminally banned" "From entering the emerald city" "By executive order of the wiz." "No exceptions." "No excuses." ""No refunds."" "Banned?" "Banned!" "As in..." "Personae non-gracious." "Now, back up and let the other" "Folks through." "There are no other folks!" "It's no use." "We can't get in." "We'll have to find someplace" "Else to spend the night." "Yeah." "I guess you're right." "But what are we going to do" "With that big bag of gold that" "We got from the wicked witch?" "Big bag of gold?" "Oh!" "The big bag of gold!" "Yes." "The big bag of gold is way too" "Heavy to carry around all night." "That's no problem." "I dug a hole in the ground" "Around the corner and hid the" "Gold in there." "Are you sure it will be safe?" "Now who would go lookin' for" "A big bag of gold in a little" "Hole around the corner?" "Terrific." "Let's go find a safe place to" "Spend the night." "After you, my dear." "Ladies first." "Scarecrow, you are a genius." "There's nothing like greed to" "Turn a wise man into a fool." "Mr. wiz?" "Mr. wiz, sir?" "We're back." "I don't think anyone's here." "He's here all right." "I can smell him." "Hello?" "Mr. wiz?" "Huh?" "Um, who goes there?" "It's Dorothy, sir." "We took care of things like you" "Told us." "The wicked witch of the west is" "Done in." "Eliminated." "One might even say" "Liquidated." "So, what do you want from me?" "Just what you promised." "I promised nothing." "Oh, you certainly did." "Can't say I recall." "Begone." "What happened?" "Lion pulled the plug." "I knew I smelled a rat!" "Is that the the wiz?" "I am the all powerful, all" "Knowing, all seeing, all for" "Nothin'..." "All for nothing." "Hello." "You don't mean..." "Couldn't be..." "You mean the wiz is..." "A fraud!" "And a woman!" "And what's wrong with being a" "Woman?" "Nothing." "That's right, nothing wrong" "With being' a woman!" "Don't know where you fools" "Learned your manners." "But there's everything wrong" "With lying!" "Who you calling a liar?" "Oh." "Right." "Me." "I'm nothin' but a huckster from" "Omaha." "Omaha?" "Howdy, neighbor." "But how'd you get here?" "Oh, little girl, the places" "You wind up when you don't look" "Where you're going." "Back in Omaha I had me a job as" "A magician's assistant." ""The amazing Alfred  company."" "I was "and company."" "We'd do magic at night but" "During the day we gave folks" "Rides in a hot air balloon." "That was the part I liked." "I loved flying." "But unfortunately, I hated" "Alfred." "Well, one day he just pushed me" "Too far." "I hopped into that hot air" "Balloon and took off for the" "Sky." "Oh." "I wasn't planning to" "Disappear." "I just wanted to teach mean old" "Alfred a lesson." "But out of nowhere came a storm" "With winds and rain so strong it" "Was all I could do to stay in" "That thing." "I hunkered down and hid my eyes" "For what felt like forever, and" "When I landed, here I was." "Folks came rushing from every" "Which way to see what had blown" "In on the wind." "Not wanting to disappoint" "Nobody, I quick put on old" "Alfred's black top hat and cape" "And did my best to give the" "Folks a magic show." "Next thing I knew they slapped" "Fancy threads on me, set me up" "In these digs and proclaimed me" "The all powerful wizard of oz." "Couldn't you tell someone the" "Truth?" "I tried." "But they were so" "Happy to have a wizard they" "Thought could protect them from" "Evillene and evvamean they" "Wouldn't hear it." "So here I am, all these years" "Later, hiding in the dark lest" "Anyone find out what a nothing I" "Really am." "We been played." "That's wack, gettin' our" "Hopes up." "I never thought you'd be" "Brave enough to take on old" "Evillene." "Well we did." "Exactly." "Now listen up." "You don't need nothin' from me." "None of you." "Lion, you say you got no" "Courage, but you were part of" "The team that took out the" "Wickedest witch that ever was." "Shakin' the whole time." "Being scared of scary stuff" "Is smart." "Respecting danger but still" "Takin' care of business?" "Ace, that's courage!" "What'd'ya know?" "I got courage." "And scarecrow, you say you" "Got no brain?" "The surest sign that you're" "Talking to a dummy is when he" "Tells you he knows it all." "It takes a quality mind to know" "That there's always more to" "Learn." "You, my friend, are of that" "Brainiac persuasion." "So, knowing that I know" "Nothing proves I know something?" "What do you know?" "And you, tinman." "No heart?" "You haven't left Dorothy's side" "Since you got here." "If the way you protect her isn't" "Proof of a good heart, then I" "Don't know what is." "Oh, I know I have a heart" "Because, just thinking about" "Dorothy leaving, has it" "Breaking." "Don't start getting all" "Rusted up again." "Besides, I'm not going anywhere," "Am I, miss wiz?" "Home is a place." "No fancy words are going to get" "Me there." "I'm sorry to say the little" "Sister's right." "Excuse me, but didn't you say" "You've got a balloon?" "The balloon?" "Surely" "You're not suggesting..." "Why not?" "And leave all this?" "I got a title." "I got a throne room." "I got folks so scared of me they" "Dare not knock on my door." "Now that's a great way to" "Live." "Locked inside a fancy prison" "Lest somebody figure out who you" "Really are." "Let her be." "She got a right to choose the" "Way she wants to live." "Maybe she don't want no friends" "Or family." "Maybe she don't care about the" "Wonderful world just beyond" "Those doors." "Yeah." "Maybe she don't miss" "Conversatin' or sharing a laugh." "Maybe she don't need to feel a" "Warm hug or a friendly handshake" "Or a loving kiss ever again." "Yeah." "Maybe she wants to be stuck" "In this room, alone in the dark," "'Til the end of her days." "Layin' it on a little thick?" "All right." "All right." "You made your point." "I've had a nice vacation, maybe" "It's time to get back to the" "Real world." "So, who needs a lift to" "Omaha?" "Me." "Oh, please, me." "Citizens of oz." "There is a time to every purpose" "Under heaven." "A time to keep." "And a time to cast away." "Sadly, I'll admit, now is the" "Time to split." "Friends, it is not enough to" "Know where you are going." "You also need to know where you" "Are coming from." "Today, I go forward to go back." "But before I do, let me leave" "You with this..." "**" "* I got to leave" "So I've packed my bag" "And I'm goin'" "I got a date * * so don't you ask me to stay" "'Cause I'm showin'" "You were always ready" "For new wizardry * * you must have thought" "That miracles came easy to me" "Take what I give you" "And put it up on a shelf * * 'cause now it's time" "For this here wiz" "To wiz on herself" "And I'm wizin' * * give me a reason" "Why I should stay" "And I'll judge it" "My mind is made up * * so nothin' you say's" "Gonna budge it" "Y 'all copped a whole lot of" "Magic from me * * but this the greatest magic" "That you'll ever see" "If you blink more than" "One time * * the kid will be gone" "And you will have to hook up" "The rest on your own" "And do you know * * what I think about that" "Your work's cut out for you" "It's not about" "Ifs, buts or ands * * 'cause when I leave" "This town" "I'm leaving it all in" "Your hands *" "* I packed all my clothes" "And I packed up my power" "I'm leavin' this place * * in less than" "One half an hour" "If you look up in the sky" "You'll know just who it is * * it's not a bird or a plane" "It's just a little ole wiz" "And guess who's on" "After that * * y'all got it" "Y'all got it" "Y'all got it" "Talkin' 'bout leavin' here * * y'all got it" "Y'all got it" "Y'all got it" "Talkin' 'bout leavin' here * * y'all got it" "Y'all got it" "Y'all got it * y'all got it" "Y'all got it * y'all got it" "Y'all got it *" "Y'all got it!" "And now, Dorothy, it's time to" "Fly!" "Dorothy!" "Quick!" "No." "Wait!" "I don't belong in Omaha." "What?" "Dorothy, hurry!" "No." "Go on, miss wiz." "Are you sure?" "I'm sure." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "But, Dorothy, that was your" "Ride home." "That's what I thought, but I" "Couldn't have been more wrong." "Addaperle!" "Dorothy Gale, what are you" "Still doing here?" "You joined the circus?" "These are my friends." "You figured it out, didn't" "You?" "I think so." "Omaha was the place I was born." "But my home, the place I belong," "Is with aunt em in Kansas." "Is that right?" "Good girl." "Home isn't where you live." "It's where you love." "I'm so proud of you." "Does that mean I can go back" "Now?" "Can you take me, please?" "Me?" "Oh, no, no, no." "Out of my juris-prudence." "But I may know someone who can." "Oh, she's beautiful!" "Did I lie?" "Dorothy, this is my sister" "Glinda, the good witch of the" "South." "Hello, Dorothy." "A pleasure to see you up close" "Instead of from far away." "From far away?" "I've had my eye on you every" "Step of the way." "I think I already knew that." "I always felt someone watching" "Over me." "That's the power of love," "Baby." "You are never alone." "Your aunt em and so many others" "Are keeping' watch on you." "I'm really tired." "Would it be all right if I went" "Back home now?" "You've had the power to go" "Home anytime." "Addaperle, why didn't you tell" "The child?" "I thought maybe she'd like to" "Meet you first." "It's these shoes, right?" "They have the magic to send me" "Home." "No, darling." "The magic is inside you." "The magic's in you." "** * if you believe" "Within your heart you'll know" "That no one can change" "The path you must go * * believe what you feel" "And know you're right" "Because the time will" "Come around * * when you say it's yours" "Believe that you can go home" "Believe you can float" "On air * * then click your heels" "Three times" "If you believe, oh" "Then you'll be there * * believe in yourself" "Right from the start" "Believe in the magic" "Right there in your heart * * believe all these things" "Not because I told you to" "But believe in yourself" "Believe in yourself * * believe in yourself" "As I believe in you *" "Thank you." "Remember... click your heels" "Together three times and think" "Of home." "Come along, addaperle." "We got a lot of catching up to" "Do." "Goodbye, Dorothy." "Goodbye, Dorothy." "Goodbye, addaperle." "Thank you, glinda." "Goodbye." "Could that be all there is to" "It?" "You just click your heels" "Together three times and you're" "Home?" "It makes no sense, so it must" "Be so." "The truth is like that." "But if you'd known before you" "Wouldn't have had to battle" "Evillene or argue with the wiz" "Or even meet me." "Or me." "Or me." "Oh, I wouldn't have missed" "Meeting you for anything." "Promise that you'll remember me." "Keep me in your heart." "And let me, now and then, come" "To mind." "And maybe, just maybe, if I hang" "On to these shoes, they'll" "Lead me back to you someday." "Oh, please try." "I will." "But right now, I think I hear" "Aunt em calling." "** * when I think of home" "I think of a place" "Where there's love" "Overflowing *" "* I wish I was home" "I wish I was back there" "With the things I've been" "Knowing * * wind that makes the" "Tall grass" "Bend into leaning * * suddenly the raindrops" "That fall" "Have a meaning * * sprinkling the scene" "Makes it all clean" "Maybe there's a chance * * for me to go back" "Now that I have some direction" "It sure would be nice to be" "Back home * * where there's love and" "Affection" "And just maybe I can" "Convince time * * to slow up" "Giving me enough time" "In my life" "To grow up * * time, be my friend" "Let me start again" "Suddenly my world's gone" "And changed its face * * but still I know where" "I'm going" "I have had my mind" "Spun around in space * * and yet I've watched it" "Growing" "And if you're listening God" "Please don't make it * * hard to know" "If we should believe" "The things we see * * tell us" "Would we try and stay" "Or should we run away" "Or is it better * * just to let things be" "Living here in this" "Brand new world" "Might be a fantasy * * but it's taught me to love" "So it's real to me" "And I learned that we must" "Look inside our hearts * * to find a world" "Full of love * * like yours" "Like mine" "Like home **" "Toto, aunt em!"