"Okay, guys." "Family meeting." "You think of me as family?" "Hey, Alex." "Didn't see you there." "As you all know, my new show, Deep Powder, is premiering next week..." "... myofficialunveiling as a big-time celebrity..." "... andsomeonegetstocome with me to the party as my guest." "Just one of us?" "This is such an exclusive event, I can only bring one person." "We're gonna have a competition." "Each one of you is gonna give a speech and state your case." "Whoever's most convincing will get to come with me." "Who's gonna go first?" "Joey, you should pick me because I've loved you, supported you  and Michael's socially awkward, and Alex can't hold her liquor." "Good points." "Good points." "Okay, who's next?" "All right, well, statistically" "Thank you very much, Michael." "You are the most wonderful man I've ever met." "When I look into your eyes, I see the person that I want to be." "You're my light when it's dark, my umbrella when it rains." "I love you, Eric." "Are those your wedding vows?" "It was all I could think of." "You know, I sing the next part." "Thank you, Alex." "Joey, this is silly." "You know we all wanna go." "You shouldn't have to choose." "Yeah, you're one of the stars." "They might bend the rules for you." "Okay, you know what?" "I am the star." "I'm sure she'll give me the tickets." "All right." "We're going to a big premiere." "I know." "It's gonna be great, huh?" "You know what?" "Let's set a couple of ground rules." "Okay?" "No science talk." "No autographs." "You, no drinking, no cursing, no fighting, no spitting, no" "You guys might wanna go." "We're gonna be a while." "Got my tux." "How are you doing with the tickets?" "Not so good." "I was gonna call my boss..." "... but I started playing "Tetris" and I couldn't put it down." "Check it out." "I got to level two." "Not very good." "Yeah, I don't understand the game." "Hey, it's Joey Tribbiani calling for Lauren." "Hi, Joey." "I got some questions about the party." "No, you cannot have extra tickets." "I didn't wanna have to do this  but if you don't get me some more, I'll cause some problems on stage." "You already have." "You were supposed to be here 30 minutes ago." "Well, I'm on my way." "The light's green, buddy!" "Look, Lauren, come on." "Come on." "I need some more tickets." "Joey, the rules are simple." "You get one non-transferable ticket and you can bring one guest." "Can you hold on one second?" "Oh, I have to take this, Joey." "Can you please hold." "Sure, I have more questions about the party." "Do they all involve tickets?" "No, one is a lengthy food request." "You know what?" "Just please hold." "We broke up already." "You can stop doing this." "What?" "Yeah." "I am so sad for you..." "... becauseyouarelosing the most hygienic woman..." "... you'll ever be with!" "Fine!" "Goodbye!" "Joey, I'm back." "Either you pressed the wrong button..." "... oryourholdmusic is a lady yelling at her boyfriend." "You heard that conversation?" "Oh, yeah." "Hygienic girlfriend, huh?" "How's that play out in the bedroom?" "I had him use medical-grade cleanser" "I don't talk about my private life with people that I work with." "I cannot give you any extra tickets, but I can consider your food request." "A fried shark?" "Goodbye, Joey." "Hi." "Hey." "We just went shopping for our outfits for the premiere." "You gotta see these dresses we got." "Tell him what you said about mine." "I said that is the sluttiest thing I've ever seen." "And out came the credit card." "Yeah, you know, I was excited about the premiere too..." "... but then I realized it's the same night these Del Taco coupons expire." "Well, I still have to go to the party, but you guys don't, so... ." "Don't be crazy." "We wanna be there for you." "Guys." "What do you think?" "Doesn't he look handsome?" "He sure does." "Man, have I got a fast-food joint for you to wear that to." "Joey, is something wrong?" "Okay, look." "About the premiere, the thing is..." "... the limo's coming at six." "Oh, my God!" "Is it a stretch?" "Better." "It's a stretch Humvee." "With champagne and a hot tub and a butler." "Is the show paying for all that?" "I doubt it." "Bodie." "What's up, bro?" "What's up?" "What's up, dude?" "Are you bringing anyone to the premiere party?" "I need some extra tickets." "Sorry, bro." "I'm bringing my mom." "Dude, that is so lame." "You don't wanna bring your mom." "You wanna bring my married neighbor." "Dude, I didn't even know that was an option." "Man, I'm such a loser!" "Hey, Joey." "Hey... ." "Guy." "It's Martin." "I'm your nbc executive." "You think I don't know your name, Martin?" "Did you get tickets to the premiere?" "Yeah, but I'm not going." "I'm not really up for it." "Martin, not at a party?" "You're the reason everyone's excited about it." "come on, Marty, it'll be fun." "I got the perfect date for you." "Okay." "All right." "Fine." "I'll go." "Who's the date?" "Well, I got a couple of options." "What are you looking for?" "What's any guy looking for?" "My sister it is." "Okay." "All right." "Okay, guys." "Listen up." "You know the tickets we got?" "I thought, to make it more fun, we could go with my coworkers." "You offered us up as dates without telling us?" "What?" "No, no, I would never do that." "We're gonna pair off and have a buddy for the night." "And then maybe, as a goof, you'll make out with him." "This guy's great." "He was very excited about you." "Why?" "What did you tell him I would do?" "Let's see what he looks like." "Yeah?" "Hey." "Hey, how's it going?" "Michael and Gina, this is Martin and Carla." "Hi." "Oh, it's a pleasure." "I'm having some difficulties with my dress." "Would you be kind enough to let me know if a boob pops out?" "Sure." "At last, a true gentleman." "We'd better get going." "Hi, I'm Michael." "I guess you're" "Michael." "A word, please." "You're actually my date tonight." "Then who's gonna be her date?" "Hello." "Sorry I'm late." "Alex, this is Carla." "Carla, this Alex..." "... thegirlIwas tellingyouabout ." "Yes, you were." "Hello." "Nice to meet you." "Oh, you're friendly." "Okay." "Okay, let's get going." "We don't wanna be late." "Joey, did you set Alex up with a lesbian?" "Yeah." "You couldn't find a guy?" "Oh, no, I could've." "I thought this would be funnier." "Oh, my God." "This place looks incredible." "I know, huh?" "Can you believe this is the set?" "Right over here is where I delivered this amazing monologue..." "... whereI tellmy daughter her mother died..." "... anditmayhavebeen myfault ." "The crew was crying." "And right here on this tree..." "... iswhereItapedthescript so I wouldn't have to memorize it." "So, Martin, wanna go see how open this bar really is?" "I don't really drink." "Oh, boy." "Because I'm on too many prescription medications." "Then I'm back onboard." "Come on, Alex." "I wanna go show you off." "I don't know what that means, but it sounds like fun." "Let's go." "Joey, publicity needs you for a photo." "Oh, God." "Do I have to?" "Yeah." "Mom, would you leave it alone." "It's fine." "Gunnar, what are you doing here?" "They hired me back." "But your character's dead." "Ever hear of a ghost, jackass?" "Ever hear of a breath mint, jackass?" "Hey, I'm Anna." "Hey, I'm Michael." "Nice to meet you." "You look so familiar." "I swear I've seen you on TV." "You probably recognize me from the 1 994 Scripps-Howard National Spelling Bee." "Sixth place." "Went out on "engastrimythic."" "You're smart." "I like that." "I was thinking about getting a drink at the bar." "Well... ." "Say hi to it for me." "Boy, Michael, I thought you lost it with that spelling bee stuff..." "... butthenyousavedit with that "say hi to the bar"?" "She just came over and started talking to me." "Should I get her a drink?" "Compliment her?" "Relax." "She's already into you." "And I've looked around, it doesn't seem to be a practical joke." "So I say, go for it." "Oh, my God." "What?" "It's Brent Spiner." "Who?" "Data on Star Trek:" "The Next Generation." "It's my favorite show of all time." "I gotta go talk to him." "No, you have to go talk to the girl." "What should I do?" "Should I get him a drink?" "Should I compliment him?" "I don't know how to pick up Brent Spiner!" "Lauren, you look beautiful." "If you weren't my boss, I'd be having some thoughts right now." "Oh, there they are." "Who's your friend?" "Thanks, I guess." "You look nice too, except that your bowtie's crooked." "If you don't fix it, I have to leave this conversation." "Okay, okay." "I got it." "I'm sorry I was so tough on the tickets." "Hope your friends weren't disappointed." "The rules are the rules, right?" "They'll have to sit at home like the other 20,000 people and watch." "That would be the lowest-rated show on TV." "We'd all be fired." "Then I have made a terrible wish on a shooting star." "Oh, my God." "What is my ex-boyfriend doing here?" "The guy from the phone?" "What is Martin doing here?" "Do you mean that Martin, or a Martin behind him?" "Look at that woman he's with." "And look at her dress." "What is this, the Adult Video Awards?" "Forget that." "Look over there." "Is that the words "Deep Powder" spelled out in shrimp?" "Martin, what are you doing here?" "We agreed you weren't gonna come." "I wasn't." "But then I was told that everybody wanted me here." "Who told you that?" "He did." "Oh, really?" "And did he provide the skank, as well?" "Oh, Lauren, have you not met my sister, Gina?" "Why did you convince Martin to come?" "I don't wanna blame you  but this wouldn't have happened if you gave me the tickets." "So now this is my fault that Martin's here with this--?" "Call me a skank again..." "... and I'll pound on you so hard you will swell up to normal size." "Speaking of size, whatever you paid for your breasts, it was too much." "Oh, really?" "Five hundred dollars is too much?" "Guys, come on, come on." "How was I supposed to know he was your boyfriend?" "You're way too good for this guy." "But he's good enough for me?" "Yes." "Unbelievable." "Thanks a lot, Martin." "You could've told me she was your ex." "Gina, that thing I told him you were gonna do?" "Forget it." "We'll see." "Lieutenant Commander Data, sir..." "... sensorsindicatewe aregoforparty ." "One day." "Just one day without this, that's all I ask." "Look, I'm sorry." "I just had to come and talk to you..." "... becauseyourcharacterhelpedme get through a very awkward period..." "... startingwhenIwas 14and ending..." "... well,hopefullysometime in the next couple years." "Can I just ask you a few questions?" "Look, look, look." "You seem like a nice guy." "You can ask me about any of the plays or films I've been in." "I'd be happy to talk to you about art, music, literature." "I just rather not talk about Star Trek." "So, what were the Ferengi like?" "So I love working on the show, but my true passion..." "... is trying to bring women's field hockey to the 2008 Olympic games." "You are so interesting." "I really like you." "I really like you too." "It's just so hard to find a good girlfriend." "But this feels kind of right." "Do you wanna dance?" "Okay, girlfriend." "Oh, we're doing this now." "Okay." "Michael." "I thought that was you." "Oh, aren't you a sexy little fancy man." "Well, Joey didn't tell me you'd be here." "He didn't tell me that you'd be here." "If he had, I wouldn't have brought Data." "Bobbie, come on." "You're my agent." "You know I don't like that." "I was just telling him, I don't want to talk about Data." "You listen to me, Mr. Roboto..." "... Michaelisafan ..." "... andifhe wantsyou tobeData,  then you be Data." "He wants you to be R2-D2, then I wanna hear:" "Now, I'm gonna give you boys a chance to talk." "One day, you'll return the favor." "Hard." "Look, if you don't wanna talk about Star Trek... ." "No, no." "I'm sorry." "She's right." "Sit down." "Please." "What do you wanna know?" "Seriously?" "Well, I've always wondered about your evil twin brother, Lore." "When you" " I mean, when he-- When Lore" "God, I practiced this in front of a mirror so many times." "Can you just excuse me for one second, Mr. Spiner?" "Call me Brent." "Call you Brent?" "Thank you." "One second." "How's it going?" "I thought you'd left." "No, I wouldn't leave when a woman of such great pulchritude is here." "That's a word I spelled in competition." "That's P-U-L-c-H-R" "Spelling is totally hot." "Totally hot." "Are you kidding me?" "Brent's leaving." "The guy from /ndependence Day?" "Yeah. /ndependence Day." "Good." "I'll be right back." "Howdy, boys." "Joey." "Bobbie." "Hey." "Thanks so much for coming." "I got an advance copy of the show." "You were fabulous." "Really?" "Yeah." "I laughed my ass off." "It's a drama." "No, I don't think so." "Hey, Lauren." "Look, the show's about to start in five minutes." "I just wanna make sure we're okay." "You are the most frustrating human being I've ever met." "Four minutes, 40 seconds." "You're not crying." "I can make an apology in time." "I just didn't expect to see him tonight, and it's completely thrown me off." "Why couldn't you stick to the one-ticket rule?" "You ever think that maybe you have too many rules?" "No." "Really?" "You're not wound a little tight?" "No." "Well, then what do you think of, I don't know, this?" "Don't do that." "Don't do what?" "Stop it." "Look at that." "You proved me wrong." "I like things to be just so." "I don't expect you to understand." "This shirt is wrinkled." "Your hair's a mess." "You got a hangnail." "I need a lint brush." "Todd!" "Hey!" "What?" "Why did you do that?" "To calm you down." "Oh, my God." "It worked." "Do it again." "But what about my germs?" "I'll boil my face later." "The way the show explored the nature of the android..." "... itreallysaidalotabout  what it means to be human." "I think... ." "I never thought of it that way." "I was too busy hitting on Klingon extras." "Which, let me tell you, is risky business." "Till that makeup comes off, you don't know what you're getting." "Excuse me, Data." "I'm gonna take off." "I was wondering, do you wanna come back to my place, have a drink?" "Yes." "Y-E-S." "Hey." "I'm gonna hit the road." "You know, I don't know if you'd be interested  butI keepan oldspacesuit in the car to impress women." "You wanna see it?" "I'm sorry." "I'm really gonna have to go with Brent." "She was like a Deltan and a Betazoid all rolled into one." "You got that right, brother." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "Are we making a mistake?" "Lauren, Lauren." "We work so good together." "I don't wanna mess that up." "Come on, loosen up." "You're wound too tight." "Okay, look." "This would be amazing..." "... butthisis themostimportantjob I've had in my life." "And I hate to say it..." "... butsomethings are more important than sex." "I may be the first Tribbiani in history to ever say that." "You're right." "I was the one with the rule about no on-set romances, and look at me." "Oh, I'm looking at you." "You know, technically, we're really not on set." "Okay, I can't talk you out of this twice." "Let's get out of here." "Come on, Captain Powder/ You gotta run" "The bomb 's gonna explode" "Hey." "There you are." "You just missed your first scene." "You are so good." "I could kind of tell you were talking to the tree, but it works." "Really?" "Yeah." "I am so proud of you." "The show's good." "Oh, God." "Hey, could you keep it down?" "I am not gonna keep it down." "That's my client." "The funniest thing in this." "You could teach my husband a thing or two about dancing." "You're married?" "Yeah." "Great." "My last girlfriend was married." "I'm never gonna go through that again." "Well, why can't I be married and still have you as a girlfriend?" "Wouldn't you feel like you're living a lie?" "Yeah, I guess." "A little." "You call me when you're ready to be honest with yourself." "Wait." "Are we still going to Napa this weekend?" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"