"Onceuponatime, a springtime, as a matter of fact a nighttime, a certain flock of sheep had a visit from ol' Mr. Stork." "Rough trip." "Well, here we..." "Pardon me." "I mean, here we are now." "Please don't crowd each other." "Pick out the ewe that you like best, and she will be your mother." "Come on, you lazy little lamb." "It's time you were awake." "Oh, goodness me." "That's not a lamb." "There must be some mistake." "Oh, where am I?" "Uh, leopards, lizards..." "Oh dear, lynxes." "Lambs, llamas..." "How did this happen to me?" "Lambert?" "That's no lamb at all." "Lambert is a lion." "South Africa?" "Oh, goodness me." "I've got to do some flying." "Come, Lambert." "Uh, pardon me." "I beg your pardon." "Sorry, sorry." "Oh, Mrs. Sheep." "I'm afraid there's been a slight bungle." "Ha-ha." "I'll take that vicious little brute and drop him in the jungle." "Well, goodness." "Heavens to Betsy." "Let her have it." "Let her have anything she wants, for heaven's sakes." "I'm only a delivery service, that's all." "Well,thenextmorning when the sun rose, the sheep rose." "And all the little lambs were being tidied up by their mothers." "And-and Lambert there, just look at the little guy, why he could hardly wait to run and jump and gambol with his  brothers?" "Uh-uh." "You'reright." "There's something wrong." "Theotherlambslaughed at him and teased him with a song." "# Lammmmbert" "# You can't even baa You can't even bleat" "# Your ears are too big and so are your feet" "# Lammmmbert" " # Your tail is too short - # And so is your wool" "# There isn't enough for one bag full" "# Lambert the sheepish lion" "# Lambert is always tryin'" "# To be a wild and wooly sheep" "# Lambert the sheepish lion" "# Little lambs all love to butt" "# Their heads on a stone" "# Lambert thought that he could lick" "# A dozen lambs alone" "# While the other lambs all gathered round" "# To watch this funny bout Ha ha ha ha" "# He wanted to be counted in" "#Buthe wascountedout" "# Lambert the sheepish lion" "# Lambert is always tryin'" "# To be a wild and wooly sheep" "# Lambert the sheepish lion" "# The little lambs got Lambert's goat" "# He was a nervous wreck" "# He had to hide behind his ma" "# To save his little neck" "# He couldn't baa and he couldn't butt" "# At last poor Lambert knew" "# He hated to admit that he was yellow" "# Through and through" "Time changes everything." "The little spring lambs were sheep by fall." "And Lambert's ma, oh, was she proud of him." "Because she had the biggest sheep..." "Uh, ewe, lamb, mutton..." "Isn't he huge?" "However, he's still the butt of all theirjokes and takes it on the chin." "But he's not ferocious like a sheep." "But he has a sheepish grin." "One night the sheep were fast asleep." "Lambert woke up with a fright." "For he had heard an awful sound  and saw an awful, awful sight." "A hungry wolf had found the flock." "Lambert was petrified." "Lambert!" "Mama." "Lambert!" "  He couldn't baa or butt." " Lambert!" "He was big, but he was yellow." "Lambert!" "Lambert!" "Lambert, Lambert!" "Lambert!" "Whenhesaw this gruesome sight," " and heard his mother crying'," " Lambert!" "Something snapped inside of him." "He was a ragin' lion." "Lambert'smotheris so proud." "And the sheep have changed their tune." "# Lambert the sheepish lion" "# Lambert, there's no denyin'" "# Now he's a wild and wooly sheep" "# Instead of a sheepish" "# Wailing and weepish" "# Little Bo Peepish lion #" "Oh,don'tworry about that hungry wolf." "He has a place to cling." "He won't starve because that bush has berries every spring."