"The match for the video evening" "Welcome to 2B Blueberry Road, and Stian's basement living room." "And preparations here are in full swing for video night, and to one of the more classic matches." "For Stian this is a new game." "We'll look at what victory will entail." "It's all about moving nice and close up to Sara here." "And ultimately we want an arm well and truly around her." "And we're off." "Here we go, you guys!" "He opens with an initial position that could be better." "It's the maximum distance, as we see." "Do we have potato chips stuck in the throat here, Geir?" "No, look at this." "This is probably a fake cough." "We see here how he coughs up a good space to work in." "And can negotiate 30-35 cm closer." "Now you're in striking distance." "Now you can just drive on." "He goes for the fake stretch." "Are we going to get an early win here?" "No, Stian breaks off here suddenly." "What on earth just happened?" "Here we see it." "We have sweat stains, Asbjørn." "And the size of saucers." "Ugh." "And he breaks off halfway through the stretch." "As he asks himself the question:" "Do we also smell here?" " Yes, we smell too." " We do." " I'm just going to the bathroom." " And with that, we'll go to break." "It's been a short, but intense first half." "Jan Thomas, you're in the bathroom with Stian." "How would you describe the atmosphere?" "It can be described with one word: hectic." "Stian has started with his mother's hair dryer to remove most of the sweat stains." "Dampness is one thing, but can Stian do something with the sweat smell?" "Stian has started with deodorant on top of old sweat." "I would have changed my shirt, but he has no time for that." "And there, he's on his way back to you and a thrilling second half." "Thanks for the report, Jan Thomas." "We're trembling with excitement... before the second half." "We have very high expectations." " And there, we're back in play again." " We are." "And now we shall see..." "Here goes Stian, straight on the attack." "It's a fine slider tactic he attempts here." "And the goal here is to finish up with the close contact unnoticed." "Visually this looks very promising." "Come on, Stian." "Here, he goes over to the hand crawl." "Maybe because his hand is a little sweaty." "Yes, but I think he's working well here." "Here, victory is within reach." " Hello!" " No!" "What on earth ?" "!" "So cozy you guys have it." "I brought you some Twist candy." "This is a challenge we shouldn't have in this game." "Getting mother on the field in this game has rarely if ever led to scoring." "I'll clean up a little, then it'll become cosier for you." " Aren't you going to sit down?" " Please do, Stian." "But you shouldn't sit in the bean bag chair." "Where the distance to Sara is too great." "No, no!" "That's where he sits down in fact." "Did you see?" "!" " What are you watching?" " Mom...!" "I'll leave you two lovebirds alone." "With the lovebirds commentary Stian is well and truly parked on the beanbag." "Now it looks bleak." "And now it's all over." "Here, things weren't to be." "We note a painful loss tonight." "I think I'll go home, then." "Okay." "There only remains for us to also do the same as Sara." "We'll say goodbye for today and leave Blueberry Road." "It was loss, unfortunately." "Wait." "Shall we see if there's anything on TV?" " He actually suggests tv." "And this on a video evening." "This is exceptional." " Okay." " And he gets an okay from Sara." "This was an extraordinarily unexpected turn." "Here we get extra time." " This is by no means over." " Sara is back on the sofa." "And indeed so is Stian too." "See how he works." "Look at this man full of courage and confidence." "I see it as well, I see it." "Here we have an arm in the air, Geir." "We have an arm in the air!" "This is a lovely stretch he delivers here!" "There it is in fact." "There we have it in place!" "What an about turn in this match." "Sara and Stian are where they should be." "What happened?" "This is amazing and wonderful and everything at once!" "We saw it to the finish, and he arose from the beanbag at the last second." "It's a fantastic delivery from our man here." "Just to note a historic event, for this is just amazing." "It all happened on the sofa here for this lovely couple." "This was delightful, not to mention a very appropriate step for love." "Definitely." "Now anything can happen." "Subtitles by Squashy Hat (2017)"