"Enjoy the Flick !" "Fixed  Synced by alden" "Re-wording, re-sync, and much more by Dandysubs and cryinoutloud." "Please rate and thank." "My hero..." "You are the winner." "Oh, he shoots, he scores." "Come on Black Knight strikes again." "Jack!" "When is this gonna get cleaned up?" "You know people are coming to see the house." " Yeah I'm doing homework." " Homework?" " Yeah homework." " You think I'm clueless?" " No, I'm working on that." " Homework." " I've never seen that before." " Let me operate the computer." "Hey, I don't mean to put pressure on you sweetie, but you really gotta do great at school." "'Cause at this point I, I just..." "I can't afford college." "You gotta get a scholarship." "Is nothing selling?" "6 months, not a house..." "Not an apartment." "Hey Mr. Chang, says everything happens for a reason..." "Yeah, you know what?" "Well Mr. Chang... is not getting his home foreclosed on in 90 days." "I'm sorry." "I know he's your friend and..." "It's really sweet of him to give you a job and everything, but..." "We don't need philosophy." "We need a break." "Hey..." " How's it going with Travis and them?" " Oh it's fine." " No more bullying." " I just told you." "Okay." " I love you." " Love you too." "No more gaming, until you finish your homework." " Is that a threat?" " Yup." "I am Octoman!" " Hector you dork, an octopus has 8 arms." " Whatever." "Look who's here?" " Watch this dork!" " Oh no Travis." " Let's wreck this track." " Like that, you like that!" "Like that huh?" "Bye bye!" " Run away Jack!" " How come your not gettin' outta here." "That's for sure." " You show him, Travis." " Get outta the way." "Hey Travis, you all right man?" "Oh gosh, I'm, I'm, I'm, really sorry." "How many times I gotta tell you?" "This is our spot." "You said the park on Magnolia was your spot, you didn't say anything about this." "Any place there's a ramp." "That's ours." "You almost killed me." "Twerp." "I'm sorry okay?" "It was an accident." "Accident or not..." "Still gonna kick your ass." "Not getting away that easy." "Well come on, waiting for, let's go!" "Hurry boys!" "Come on!" "Go, boys!" "Let's go boys!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Oh gate!" "Hey, watch it kid!" "Get outta the way man!" " Watch it!" " This way!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "Wow, wow, wow!" "I'm sorry mam!" "Okay..." " Come on, come on, hurry up, hurry up!" " Oh, no, no, no, no, no!" "Hey!" "Fool, whaddaya doing?" "Whaddaya goin' to a frat party?" " Where'd he go?" " Move, get outta the, way!" "What's your problem?" " Problem again?" " I'm in trouble still." "You should use some of your moves from your game, Jack." "Kick some butt." "This ain't the gaming world Mr. Chang, this is real world." "One's get nothing to do with the other." " Bravery is bravery." " Look at me." "Look do I..." "Do I even look like I have one ounce of brave in me?" "Looking and being are 2 different things, young Jack." "Well in this case, here's what you see is what you get." "Well, let's see if I can get some work out of my employee." "Yeah okay." "How are thing at home?" "Moms worried about money." "Real estate markets dead." "She hasn't sold anything in months." "Looks like we're gonna have to move." "Wish I could do something to help her out." "Medical app or something?" "What's all this?" "The new shipment from my cousin in Beijing." "Help me open it." " Mr. Chang what's this?" " It has been in my family since..." "Forever." " You like it?" " Yeah I do." " The dancing Princess." " Yeah looks like she's breaking." " You know, like..." " Oh god..." "See look?" "I don't think so young Jack." "She lived a long..." "Long..." "Time ago." "She saved a country from the barbarians." "Talk about brave, she was brave." "This little girl can kick butt, big time." "Where do I put it?" " How about your house?" " Whaddaya mean?" "I mean..." "A present..." " No Mr. Chang..." "I can't..." "I can't..." " Oh sure you can." "You watch the shop while I going on vacations." " Oh but you already over paid me for that." " Bad manners to refuse a gift." " Thank you." " You're welcome." " Hey so I have an idea." " What?" "This house..." "Really kinda too big for both of us." "I mean when dad was here fine." "But now..." "You know..." "Maybe we should think about renting a room out." "Ya know to some kid from the university or something." "What did I do to deserve a kid like you?" "Win the lottery?" " Night." " Night." " Where is the Black Knight?" " What?" "Hey!" "Where is the Black Knight?" " I..." "I'm the Black Knight." " You lie!" "You die!" "Black Knight, it's Octoman." " Hey wait, wait." " I'll challenge you to a duel to the death." "It's a video game!" "It's a video game!" "Okay?" "I just..." "I just want to show you man." "I'm 8 arms now bro." "Okay you see that's the challenger and that's me, the Black Knight." "It is true..." "Yeah it's me." "Hey look when I move..." "He moves." "Fight!" "You are the winner." "Just you wait man, I'm gonna come back with 12 arms." "So you're the Black Knight." "In the game world, I'm the Black Knight." "In this world I'm Jack Bronson." "Jack Bronsons worthless to me." "But I don't have a choice." "Jack Bronson, I need your help." "For what?" "I need you to guard the most precious treasure of the empire." "Excuse me?" "Your majesty, you can come out." "The Princess and future Empress." "Hi, I'm Jack." "Anyone who touches the Princess dies." "That is the rule." "No exceptions?" "There's no point in having a rule, if you have an exception." "Sometimes is good to be a little flexible." "It's useless." "But I don't have a choice." "I'll be back as soon as possible." "If anything happens to her..." "I'm hallucinating, this is crazy, this isn't happening, this isn't happening." " Where are your weapons?" " My weapons?" "Warrior Zhao, said you were going to protect me." "To protect me, you need to have skills, and weapons." "Hey you know, I..." "I think warrior Zhao's, a little confused 'cause..." "I'm not the Black Knight." "I don't have skills, or weapons." "So warrior Zhao was right, you are worthless." "Okay, you know what, can we start over?" "I'm Jack..." " What do I call you?" " Your Highness." " I meant your name." " Sulin." " Okay." " I'm hungry Jack." "Bring be swallow nest soup." "Roasted snail, the big kind." "Oh, and duck tongues in hot chilli sauce." "I'll see what I can do." "Not bad." "Sulin?" "No, no, no, no." "Hey, just in time." "Hey, how'd you sleep?" "Great, ah, how'd you sleep?" "Good." " Do want to sit down?" " Um, no, no, um." "Because, I read that it's better for digestion if you're standing." "I never heard that." "Okay, I'll do the dishes." "No, no, I'll do it mom, leave it mom, I'll do dishes today." "Excuse me, what?" "You have to go to work, the bridge's down, this traffic, your gonna be late." " The bridge?" " Yeah." "No, you gotta go, you're gonna be late." " Okay I need my keys..." " Got it, please... ok." "Hey, I am gonna go see aunt Sophie tomorrow, do you wanna come with?" "Oh no, I gotta a lot of stuff to do, like homework." "Yeah, bye bye." "Okay, you gotta come inside." "Hey, I am not joking." "God!" "Ok, stay here, don't move." "Whaddup, man?" "!" "So, howja like my octopus, bro?" "Lame." "Damn, it's a prototype, yo, just gimme some time." " I'll be killing it 8 arms and shit." " Hello." "Hello?" "You gonna intro me, bro?" " This is Hector." " Octoman, yo." "Oc-to-man, this is, her Highness." " Really?" "That's her name?" " Yeah, that's it." "Well, pound it up, your Highness." "No!" "Oh dude, I'm so sorry." "I'm sorry, you ok?" "Yeah, it's cool man, I kinda worry, you know. ?" "So what's the story here?" "It's complicated, I don't really wanna talk about it right now." " You know what I mean." " Dude, the girl is hot." " You gonna hook up?" " Not, if you keep asking... stupid questions like that." "You tell me all about it though, right?" " Every last detail." " Right, catch you two lovebirds later." "You can't do that!" "He want to hit me." "No, he went to fist bump you!" "It's a greeting, like a handshake." "Didn't you hear warrior Zhao?" "No one touch your Princess, you get your head chopped off." " That's the rule." " Ok, maybe where you come from that's the rule, but here, here the rules are different." "When you go back to your world, you can chop off as many heads as you want, I promise." "But here, my world, my rules, ok?" "Ok." "No!" "What are you doing?" "Observing your world, so I can learn the rules better." "No, no, no, you have to go back inside." "How am I going to learn the rules of your world if I don't see it?" "Well you can't, go out dressed like that." " Why not?" " Because..." "'Cause, they will stare, and wonder what the hell is going on." "If I was dressed differently, could I stand here?" "Yes." "Then call the tailor and, have him make me new clothes." " We don't get our clothes from the tailor." " Then take me where you do." "This for a man." " You okay?" " What's that?" " That's ice cream, it's food." " What does it taste like?" "Well, first it's cold, then it's sweet." "I want one." "Ok what flavor do you want?" "They have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, cherry and mint chip." "um, I want all of them." "All of 'em?" "Ok." "Ok." " Girl, you're the shit." " Hey, hey hey, here's your ice cream." " We gotta go." " That was fun." " Yeah, good?" " I like them all, Jack, thank you for bringing me here." "You're welcome." "What did he mean, I'm the shit?" "Ah well, when you really like something, that's what we say." "Hey mom." " Hello." " I had ice cream." "Yeah, I can see that." "Mom, I uh, forget to tell you, um." "Yesterday in school, they asked someone to volunteer to take an exchange student, and, Sulin showed up today." "Oh your fresh off the boat, ha?" "No boat, I came by box." " What?" " Oh she meant plane." "Plane, because box and plane are the same in her language." "What's the plane?" " She does this all the time." " I thought she just gotten here." " She did." " But you just said all the time." "I did, um, I meant, that in the time she's been here." " Are you ok with this?" " Yeah, I mean..." " Ah, no, no, no." " Sulin, it's so nice to meet you." "I am Jack's mom, I'm Annie." "I am so hungry." "Um, sure we have salad, and fresh corn and, hamburgers." "Sulin do you like hamburgers?" "I like snails, like Jack made me last night." "Last night?" "The Chinese grammar, they get their past and future tenses mixed up a lot." "You know you're acting very, weird." "Why don't you put the burgers on." "Sulin and I will go make up the couch, and the guess room for her." "Hey, I'm gonna be gone tomorrow but maybe when I get back we can, um, get to know each other little better?" "Maybe we can go to the mall, it's the shit." " Who told you that?" " Jack." "Ok, um, this is where you're gonna be sleeping." " She said that?" " To my mom." " That is ill dude." " Hector, give me a break." "I don't know, man, the girl is hot." "Things I would do to her..." "Good night Hector." "Excuse me, the bed next door, is in the wrong position." "Very bad feng shui, I can't sleep." "This one good feng shui." "Oh, don't forget to clean the house." "Oh don't worry, you won't recognize the place when get back." " Say hi to aunt Sophie." " Sure." " Where is she?" " Who the hell are you?" " Where is the Princess?" " Listen man, I don't know, ok?" "I'm here." "No, no, no!" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Jack!" "Ok, I told you not to let her outta of your sight." " Your worthless!" " I'm not a warrior!" " I don't know what you're expecting." " I was expecting more." "Ok, well how about this for more, when I saw she was taken by those..." "Whatever the hell those were, I jumped right in after 'em, man, ok?" "What more do you want?" "And by the way, we came the same way seconds apart, she should be here." " She's not." " Well where is she then?" " I don't know." " How you could not know?" "I was right behind her." "I was busy!" "Maybe she came in and ran out." "She's probably right outside." "Wait, don't!" "Oops." "Ok, ok." "I don't want you to think I am backing' out on you, 'cause I'm not, but you know, I got a lot of homework to do... and I should be getting back by now, just go back the way I came." "It's not gonna happen." "So I'm stuck here, there's no other way out?" "I didn't say that." " I'm not in charge of transportation." " Well who is?" "The wizard is." "And where's the wizard?" " Jack Bronson." " I wouldn't do that." "Wake up!" "Stop!" "Never wake a sleeping wizard." "What, I'll get my head chopped off?" "Yes, how did you know?" "Lucky guess." "What is it with you people chopping off heads?" "I mean, really." "It's effective." "Close the door!" "Cut the rope!" "Get behind me!" "Open the door." "There's like thousands of..." "Just open it." "Ok." "Sorry." "Hello." " What is your name, young man?" " Jack." "Oh Jack, welcome Jack." "Is, something wrong?" "No, you just look a lot like someone I know." "Is he, handsome?" "Yes." "Ok, now let's go find the Princess." " Can you explain something to me?" " If I can." " Well let's start with the chest." " The Warrior's Gate." " That's the real name." " How does it work?" "That's complicated." "It has to do with time, space, magic, and things beyond explaining." "The main thing is, that it works." " Then how do I get back." " Another, chest." "There's another chest?" "Great, where is it?" "Well, that is complicated." "I have to collect four different woods..." "From 4 different trees that grow in four different parts of the country." "North, where zippa wood is found." "South, where the spotted bamboo grows." "East, where the black mahogany lives." "And west, where the rarest tree, in all the land is found." "That's the only way to build a new box." " But first, let's find the Princess." " You know where she is?" "Oh, another complicated question." "How about an easy one, huh?" "Zhao." "Tell me about Zhao." "That's easy." "Warrior Zhao was one of the seven companions..." "Raised from birth by the sacred monks..." "For one thing and one thing only." "To protect the Emperor." "The monks train the 7 companions day and night, year in and year out, until, they would most invincible force." "It was their sole purpose in life to protect the Emperor..." "While he brought peace to the land." "There was not a man alive who could defeat them." "Except one." "Arun the cruel, king of barbarians." "As fate would have it..." "Zhao was on a mission, and they figured out, the food had been poisoned." "Fearing the worst, he rush to protect the Emperor." "But, he arrived too late." "And then, chaos descended from the north." "And the peace, that Emperor had worked so hard to built, began to fall apart." "With no leader, the army was lost." "The people were lost." "The Zhao fought relentlessly, but as great a warrior as he was... he needed the help of the greatest warrior that could be found." "And so, by using the cynic stone." "I found you." "Yes." "And we pass through the warriors gate... to get help protecting the greatest treasure, we possess." " Sulin?" " Sulin." "The only one who can rally the people to defeat, the barbarians, and save our kingdom." "But I'm not gonna be able to help him, he thinks I'm worthless." "Oh, yes he might." "But I don't." " Based on what?" " You are here." "You didn't have to be." "You could've stayed home." "And that says something about, who you are." "I'm crazy." "And now if you will excuse me, I have a lot of wood, to collect." "See you." "Bye-bye." "Come on, let's go." "You know the old saying about blaming the bearer of bad news?" "Yes, your Highness." " Do you believe it's true?" " I hope not, your Highness." "Good news, you're getting married." "Bad news, warrior Zhao is on his way." "Kill him." "Brutus, not him, kill Zhao." "Oops!" "So I assume you have a plan?" "I do, save the Princess, prevent a marriage." "Oh wait, she's getting married?" "Forced to." "Unless we stop it." "Um, who's the groom?" "Arun the cruel." "That's his name?" "His full name is Arum the cruel, the horrible, the terrible, the miserable." "But we keep it short." "If the marry takes place, once she become Empress, he become Emperor." "And once he's Emperor, he will kill her, and the whole country is doomed." "Are you finished with dinner?" " I guess." " Yeah, we sleep." "I know, I know, we're ruffing it but do we have any, blankets and pillows?" "Blankets?" "No." "Pillow, yes." "Good night." "Lets just say we rescue the Princess." "Does she have anyone else in mind to marry?" "Not yet." "Any idea what kind of husband she's looking for?" "Cause in the little, time that we spend together, you know I... felt like we had somethin', you know, connection." "Cause we like the same clothes, we like the same music." " You know, you don't think that." " No, I don't think, Jack Bronson." "She's looking for someone good, someone brave, a hero." "Yeah." "Seized in the right of the capital of Chunghai Province." "1,600 bricks of silver, 18,000 bricks of gold, 6 chests of diamonds." "And 26, slaves." " Only 26 slaves?" " Yes, I know." "We are under performing in that department." "Who is in charge of slaves?" "My cousin." "Get rid of him." "Brutus, I meant the cousin." "Not him!" "Oops!" "Lets take a moment here, big fella." "Now I know you wanna please me, but, next time... before you kill someone, should we have a, a signal, maybe?" "Like, somethin' like that?" "Like, a signal?" "Like that?" "A signal like that?" " Like that?" "Yes." " Kill." "That's the signal." " Yes." " That's the signal." "Your Highness." " Get down." " Finally." "Beautiful bride has arrived." "Hello, my love." "How are you?" "Tired from your long trip." "Need of a hot bath?" "A home cooked meal, maybe?" "Soon, my love." "Soon." "You and me." "You and me." "Call the tailor for fitting." " What are you doing?" " It's gonna rain." "There's no clouds." "Not all rain come from clouds." "Oh my god!" "Oh my god!" "Boy is it raining!" "The hell's going on?" "He wants me dead." " Ok, so they know we are here?" " They know we're somewhere around here." "So they just keep shootin', arrows everywhere and hope they get lucky." "We call it the morning shower." "Why didn't you wake me up?" "I could've been dead." "If I wanted you dead, I'd do it myself." "You have to learn to listen." " Whats it say?" " Do not enter." " Well what's in there?" " The unknown lands." " What's in the unknown lands?" " Unknown things." "Okay wait but, you are, dropping' me off at the wizards, right?" "Wrong." "Okay, look, I really think it's about time we, thought about getting me home?" " So do I. Here." " What's this?" "A map." "It'll take you to the wizard." "I..." "I can't read this." "I just wanna go home and you're not helping." " I gave you a map." " Ok, so basically, it's screw you Jack, huh." "I brought you here against your will, I kidnapped you." "And now that you're not the person I though you were, it's, adios amigo." "You're not my problem." "Wrong on number one, I did not kidnap you." "No one made you jump into that chest." "Right on number two." "You are not my problem." "My problem, is to get through the unknown lands." "Get passed Arum's army." "Pass his personal guard." "Pass the tower guards." "Find the Princess, get passed the tower reinforcement." "Pass the personal guard reinforcement." "Kill Arum." "And then bring the Princess back so she can be made Empress and save the country." "That, is my problem." "So you're saying I don't have a choice." "You do have a choice." "You can save yourself, or you can save her." " I can't save a Princess!" " You're the Black Knight." " Oh, yeah, I almost forgot." " Sire, sire..." "Sir..." "Good news." "Don't be nervous." "It's been my lucky day so far." " And I've good feeling about this one." " Yes, sire." "I'm sure, it's good news." "Bad news." " No, impossible..." " There is no sign, of the warrior Zhao." "Sire... sire..." "Brutus..." "No, no..." " Signal, you remember, the signal?" " Signal?" " Kill him!" " No, no, no, no!" "Sire!" "Sire!" "Ya know I was thinking." "This Arum dude, maybe if he gets what he wants he'll change, ya know, be like Arum the kind?" "Do you have people in your world who get what they want by threating to do bad things?" "Well there's this one kid." "And when you give him what he wants, does he change?" "Not really." "Might does not make right, Jack." "Right makes right." "If you don't stand up for what is right, then why stand up at all?" "You know, that's easy to say." "This, this kid, he's, he's bigger then me, he's stronger then me." "So what do you do?" " I run." " Does that solve your problem?" "No." " So you got a girl?" " No." " Because?" " Because I have my job." "What your, job doesn't leave time for a personal life?" "My job is my life." "That doesn't sound like much fun." "Fun?" "Yeah, you know, doin' things that make you feel good." "I feel good doing my job." "You can't always, ah, you know, dude come on." "You ever seen this before?" "No, okay, look." "It's called dancing, okay?" "It's like, ah, um..." "No?" "Okay, try this out." "Well, just, stay still." "Don't wanna, poke your eye out." "There you go." " Magic?" " It's cool." "Okay, um, I'm gonna lay it on the beat." "And, you just move your hips, okay?" "I don't have time for fun." "Man, come on." "Come on!" "We don't have all day." "Wow." "Excuse me." "But we have to get through." "And I need, to finish cooking my soup." "How long is that going to take?" " All night." " We don't, we don't have all night." "You do now." "Perhaps, if we move the..." "Respect your eldest one!" "No disrespect, but we have a very important mission that we have to get through." "Well, your really important mission will have to wait!" "For my potatoes, to soften." "I'm sorry." " It can't." " No!" "Over here!" "You don't look so happy." "Here!" "Think scary." "Help me up, Zhao!" "Come on, Jack!" "Come on!" "I did not sign up for this!" "I'm on fire!" "I hate fire!" "Maybe not so worthless after all." "Your welcome." "My bride." "I hope you like your new palace." "And in two days time, you will take your place next to me." "Of course, your throne will be, much more." "I would rather die!" "Whatever make you happy, my dear." "You want to see me happy, huh?" "Just tell me what I need to do, and it will be done." "Well..." "Come close, and, I will whisper it." "In your ear." "Tell me my love!" "My sweet, song bird." "What do I need to do, to make you happy?" "Die!" "As much as I'd like to make you happy, me dying is not on the agenda." "However, if you insist on someone dying, it can be arranged." "Keep her away." "Come on!" "Get inside!" "Your dinner." "Get out!" "Invisible woman." "How do the princess people place boxes that time travel, ?" "and none of this is weird to you, is it?" "It's not weird." "It just magic." "We don't have magic." "Then how you do explain what cannot be explained?" "We have science, science explanes everything." " Does science explain, a rainbow, or snowflake?" " Yes." "But does it explain how you feel, when you see the rainbow or snowflake?" "No." " So you do have magic." " Feelings aren't magic." " What are they then?" " I don't know, there feelings." "Okay, they make you do and, say things you normally wouldn't, do or say, like, like..." "If you met this girl you never knew, and all of a sudden there's..." "Can't think anything to say, but you can't stop talking." "And your bodys like hot and cold at the same time and..." "Your heart's beating like you just ran a mile in a minute, and it's, it's, it's like..." "Magic?" "Yeah, I guess." "Help!" "Help!" "Are you okay?" " My sister is trapped." " What?" "There." "Please come help us." "Look, I really have to stay." "Please." "I..." "I'm..." "Please." " Fine, fine, fine okay." " Please." "Thank you." "Oh, thank goodness." "Hurry!" "Wait, you're twins?" "No, we are not." "We're triplets." "And you are..." "Dinner!" "Come on, let me down!" "Zhao!" "Zhao!" "Zhao!" "Zhao!" "Help!" "Zhao!" "Zhao!" "Aw!" "He's the cute one." "Cute ones always taste better." "Oh, no, the fat ones taste better." "Fat ones give me gas." "If you let the blood out, he'll cook faster." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Get away from him!" "?" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Zhao!" "Zhao!" "Hey, since it seems we're in trouble every 20 minutes, maybe it could be good if you showed me a few moves." "Just in case." "Martial arts, take many years to learn." "No, I'm not asking for the whole menu." "Just a little something." "Martial arts, do not work with little something." "Well then a lot, of somethin', anything." "Even if I can do one thing to help out the next time we're in a situation." "Just give me somethin' so I have a fighting chance." "Please." "Come on." "Come on." "Get up." "Stand feet apart." "Oh, this is cool." "Bend your knees." "Sorry." "Okay." "Now imagine, there's a big tree in front of you." "Do you see it?" "Yeah." "Is it big?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Now, hug it." "Do what?" "I mean hug the tree." "Good." " That's it?" " That's it." "Well, how long do I have to stay like this?" "You know if you're not gonna teach me, you should just say so." "I am teaching you." "Yeah, right, thanks." "Thanks a lot." "Hey." "Hey, wait." "What are you doing?" "Come on." "Now, pay attention." "The secret, of all martial arts, is the circle." "When you move, the circle moves with you." "Here, let me show you." "Hit me." "Hit me again." "Again." "To understand the circle, you must make the circle..." "Live the circle, until the circle is you..." "And you are the circle." "Understand?" "We move the moment she says "I do"." "First on me." "Directly for the capital." "Second army." "To the ocean." "And the third army?" " We have a third army?" " Yes." "Just let them rob and pillage." "Excuse me, Sire." "For the wedding canopy, red or blue?" "Red or blue, my love?" "Oops." "And this, is called not good." "Why, it's beautiful?" "Yes it is, but the fortress is over there." "And it could take days to walk all the way around the lake." "Or we could just swim across, in no time." "No, Jack." "It's not possible." "Why are there, man-eating fish in there?" "No." " Poisonous snakes?" " Nope." " Dragons?" " Not this time of year." "So, what's in there that's a problem?" "I, cannot swim." "You're kidding me?" "You, who can kick the butts of the entire NFL at the same time..." "And you can't swim, what's wrong with this picture?" "They never taught..." " Yeah." "Oh, come on." "Where you're going?" " There's no time to waste." " You're gonna walk?" " We don't have a choice." "Okay, you gotta get over this "you don't have a choice" thing, alright?" "You do have a choice." "You're strong, and you're coordinated." "Alright, maybe, we can work somethin' out, okay?" "I teach you to swim, you teach me more..." "Deal?" "Come on." "Ooh..." "You can do it." "You can do it man, come on." "Trust me." "Hey, that's it." "There you go." "Now, put the shield down." "Now, hop on." " Ooh..." " Hey." "There ya go." " You havin' fun?" " Yeah!" "I bet you didn't get too much of that, growing up the way you did." "Fun?" "No." "So, whenever you can make up for that..." "Maybe you can come visit me." "I'll show you around, maybe get my mom to take us to Disneyland or something." "I told you." "I can never take off from my job." "Hey man, look, you really gotta get a life." "When you're responsible for a life, you don't have a life." "Okay." "You..." "You like go to school, to learn how say things like that?" "Like what?" "When you are responsible for a life, you don't have a life." "What's wrong with it?" "Nothing's wrong with it, it's just..." "Sounds smart." "It does?" "Yeah, it does." "Cool." " So, what's in Disneyland?" " A lot of princesses." "Oh." " A Chinese one, too." " Oh." " Our king will win!" " Our king will win!" "Get down, get down, get down!" " So, you do have a plan, right?" " I told you the plan." " Ah, right." "Get past the army." " Yes." " Get past the personal guards." " Correct." "Get past the tower guards, find the Princess." " Get past reinforcements?" " Good." " Kill Arun." " Exactly." "Crown Sulin in person, save the country." " Your learning to listen." " Yeah." "The real questions is..." "Do you have a plan, to execute, the plan?" "Hmm?" "Ah..." " Who will win?" " Our king will win!" "Our king will win!" "Good morning." "Hmm?" "Great plan." " Are we in the fortress?" " Yeah." " Are we passed the army?" " Yeah." "Have we passed the personal guards?" "Almost." "Well then, I think the plan is working." "I think the plan to get in, is working." "How about the plan to get out?" "I'm working on it." "Warrior Zhao." "I'm so honored, that you've come all this way to attend my wedding." "I'm not here to attend your wedding." "I'm here to attend your funeral." "And you are?" "He's the Black Knight." "I'm not the Black Knight, okay?" "I'm..." "I'm Jack Bronson." "Jack Bronson." "I've got good news." "And I have, bad news." "The good news is..." "Tomorrow, when my bride and I are married." "We will stand, there." "And you two... will stand..." "There." "Okay, what's the bad news?" "As soon as, we've taken our vows... and our, new life begins..." "Your life ends." "He's not bluffing, is he?" "Arun doesn't do bluffs." "Even maybe he'll be feeling generous, on his wedding day, and he'll pardon us." "Arun doesn't do generous." "Okay, if he doesn't do this, and he doesn't do that, is there anything that he does do?" " Well, he rapes, murders, and pillages." " So, in other words we're dead." "When one door closes, another one opens." "See?" "Dinner, is served." "Urgh..." "I was not expecting that." "It's time to eat." "Uh... excuse me?" "Uh... would you mind..." "You know, so we can..." "Thank you." "Here." "Guys, I'm..." "I'm looking for the Princess." "You know where she is?" " What now?" " Now is the time to use what I've taught you." " I'm not ready." " Of course, you are." "You're the Black Knight." "You have skills." "Okay, I don't..." "I don't get it." "'Cause, one minute your tellin' me I'm worthless, and after a few lessons, I'm not?" "It's not just me who thinks you're not worthless, Jack." "The way the Princess looks at you, she believes in you." " She does?" " Now, go rescue her." "Go!" "What's up?" "Hmm?" " Oh!" " Jack!" "You okay?" " I'm sorry." " Yeah." "You came to save me." "I guess." "I knew you would." "You did?" "From the very first." " Princess!" " Zhao!" " Are you alright?" " I'm alright." "I'm sorry I came late to save you." "Okay, plan, we did it." "Um..." "How do we get out of here?" " I'm working on it." " Well you'd better work fast, they're coming." "How many?" " I..." "I don't know. 25?" " I need to know exactly how many." "1, 2, 3... 4, 5, 6, 7... 8, 9, 10... 13, 14, 15... 27, 28, 29... 30!" " 30?" " 30." " Are you sure?" " Yeah!" "Hurry, hurry!" "Come on men, follow me!" "31!" "31!" "31!" "26, 27, 28, 29..." "How?" "Don't move." "Don't move!" "Don't move." "That worked." "Why do you still have this on?" "I like it." "Come on." "Get on." "Go." "Are you on?" "Are you on?" "Get on!" "Go." "Come on." "We're almost there." "Come on." "Amazing animals." "Raised each, and everyone of them, from birth." "Fed, by my hand only." "Nursed them when they were sick." "They are more loyal, than all my men." "They would die for me." "As well the two of you." "And you my dear..." "By this time tomorrow, you and I will be husband and wife." "Emperor, and Empress." "Allow me, my love." "Take them away." " What are they doing?" " Ancient custom." "Last smoke, last meal..." "So you know what you missing." "Damn." " How can you eat?" " I'm hungry." " There gonna kill us." " You should try." " It's actually pretty good." " I don't care if it the best food in the world, man." "I'm still a kid." "I have my whole life head of me." "And there's, a million things, that I'm never gonna be able to do." "Like what?" "Dude, I never even kissed a girl." "Me neither." "You know I was that close, before you came in the room." "Yeah." "That's not the point." " With the Princess?" "How close?" " That's not the point." " What was that?" " A butterfly." " You spoke to a butterfly?" " Apparently." " And it understood you?" " Hopefully." "Long live the king!" "Long live the king!" "Long live the king!" "We are gathered here today, to witness the marriage of..." "Arun the cruel, the mean, the horrible, the terrible." " The strong!" " Can we, move it along?" " Hey, I want to say thank you." " For what?" "Tryin' to turn me into a warrior." "You were warrior from the beginning, Jack." "On the inside." "It just had to be brought out." " Yeah, a lot a good did..." " It's not over yet." "What do you mean this not over yet?" "In a minute, she's gonna be married and we're gonna die." "Jack, worrying's not gonna change anything." "Just live in the moment." "No offense, but I think we ran out of moments." "Do you Arun, take Sulin in sickness and in health..." " For better and the worse?" " I do, she does." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "To make it official, you must now kiss, the bride." " Hello." " Wizard!" "Holy, how'd you get here?" "See?" "It's simple." " Now, just go save her." " Great, um, um, how?" " Jump." " Jump?" "Come on, man." " Here's a bit of, jump powder." " Come on." "There you go." "Now jump." " Jump how?" " Now!" "Whaddaya mean now, these powders are wizard specific." "You can do it, Jack." " Jump!" " Okay." "Come on." "That way!" "Sulin." "Whoa, would you stop that please, it's total buzz kill." "Come on, let's go, now!" "Get back!" "Jack." "Here." "Hey, hey, wait, wait, I don't know how to read these!" "Just throw." "Oh, thanks." "Go save the Princess!" "Come on, let's go." "Come on!" "Hurry." "Come on, Jack." "Jack!" "It's time to go." "Sulin." "Sulin." " Sulin." "Sulin..." " Jack..." "Are you okay?" "Hold on." " Almost there." " But not quite." "Why are you doing this?" "You're not a warrior." "Not even a grow man." "Run along, and I'll let you live." " You run along, and I'll let you live." " Let me think about it." "No." "I think I'll stay here." "Maybe I'll take one leg, take your other leg." "Then I'll take your arms!" "I'll just kill you." "Jack!" "Jack!" "You're the shit." "Thanks." "Hello, Zhao." "The Empress request your present." "Okay, I'm just waiting the wizard." "Jack, if the Empress summons you, you must come at once." " He said he'll be right back." " It is the rule." "Or what, huh?" "Get my head chopped off?" "You guys and your rules, man." "So it's against the rules to smile." " Hi." " Hey." "Wow!" "What, so I'm not gonna get my head chop off?" " There's no one here, just me." " Okay." "I wanted to see you before you went back." "Actually, I wish I could go with you, even for one day." "You are, the Empress now, you can do whatever you want." "Because I'm the Empress I can't." "Every minute of everyday from now on, will be filled with, ministers, ambassadors, and papers to sign and decisions to make." " No dancing." "No singing." " No fun." "I would love, to go to the mall to eat ice cream, but..." "I, I can't." "My father worked us so hard, to bring peace to the whole country." "I can't let him down." "He gave his life for our people, I owe it to him." "I understand." "But I did want to thank you, for giving me memories, that I will always treasure." "I want to give you one, that I hope you will too." "I don't think you're worthless." "I never did." "Goodbye, Jack." "He touched the Empress." "He must to die!" "Hey..." "Hey!" "Wizard!" "Wizard!" " I'm here." " I gotta go." " Got it." " No, I gotta go now, I gotta go." " Hey, I know." "I put it somewhere." " I gotta go." "Here you see?" "Okay." " It's not ready yet?" "Come on, hurry!" " Relax." "Jack!" "So after all we've been through?" " You gotta kill me, really?" " Rules are rules." "If we do not live by them, we'll be nothing more than barbarians." "Unless we can make an exception." " Sometimes it's good to be a little flexible, right?" " I hate you." "Here." "Thank you." "Good bye, Jack Bronson." "I will never forget you, and the lesson you taught me." "It's done." "The last missing piece of wood." "I might of learned to be flexible, but they haven't." " Hurry up." "Let's go." " Yes." "Come on man, get it in." "Let's go." " Go..." "Go!" " Come on!" "Jack?" "Hi, mom." "Wow!" "What, happened here?" "It's complicated." "I'm sure it is." "Hello, dick-wad." "Come on, Travis I'm gonna be late for the class." "You're gonna be late..." "Permanently." " Okay, it's doesn't have to be this way." " You're right, it doesn't." " You could..." "Run." " Yeah, nice." "Pussy." "Okay." "I gave you the option." "You gave me the option?" "Whaddaya doing?" "What are you doing?" "You wanna dance?" "Lets just get this over with." " Oh, man." " Dick-wad." "Asshole!" " You done?" " You're dead!" "Don't touch me!" "You had enough?" " You alright?" " You alright, man?" "Come on, man." "Come on, man." " Come on, get up." " Don't touch me!" "Get up." "Whatcha doin'?" "Sweetie, we have to move." "I..." "I couldn't make the payment." "We're losing the house." "No we're not." "Um, it's a check?" " Yeah." " For $25,000?" "Yeah." " It's made out to you?" " Yeah." "I don't understand." "Well, I, um..." "I came up with the idea for a game, and I sold it." "Oh, you're kidding." "No." "Oh, my god." "I'm sorry, I have to sit down." "A video game, ah, what's it called?" " Uh, The Warriors Gate." " The Warriors..." "What?" "I'll have the chocolate cone, please." "Uh, I'll have chocolate too, and vanilla and cherry and strawberry." "Hi." " What..." "What are you..." " Doing here?" "I've made a new rule." "Everyone takes a vacation even the Empress." "Very modern, huh?" " Wait, how did you..." " Get here?" " Yeah." " I had the wizard make another box." "Oh this is, this is so awesome." "!" "aLDEN@Symbianize !" "Re-wording, re-sync, and much more by Dandysubs and cryinoutloud." "Please rate and thank."