"Back up." "Back up, back up." "Turn around, turn around." "Oh, yeah." "There they are." "Show her tits!" "Ha ha ha!" "Whoo!" "Stop!" "Oh, shit!" "Run, run, run!" "Go, go, go!" " It's cool, huh?" " Hell, yeah." "Yeah!" "All right, watch your head, dude." "It's all right." "I got it, I got it." "It's all right." "I'll just fuckin' find you a better camera." "That's not a better camera than this camera." "Man, I'm gonna draw two balls at once." "What tape are you filming on?" " Do what?" " What tape are you filming on?" "What the fuck are you talking about, dude?" "Where'd you get the tape?" "What's on the label?" "I don't know." "It was in your room." " But you don't know." " Lights, lights, lights!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "Ow!" " Stop!" " Show her tits!" "See?" "That is exactly why I picked her." "She has great fuckin' tits." "Oh, you just knew 'cause you're a boob psychic." "Yeah, well, we've done this so many times." "Dude, we get $50 every time we do one of these things." "I can get us more than 50 bucks, man." "I mean, that's not bad for this-- fifty dollars for each time we do this." "Dude, tell him about the deal that you got." "We hooked up with, like, a reality porn place." "Have you actually got paid?" "Has he said he'd pay you, like, money?" "Twenty-five, thirty times, yeah." "I can get us more money than that in one night." "How you gonna get more money than that?" "You can drop this fuckin' pawnshop shit right now, if you want." "We need to do skirts." "Like, this coming summer." "Hey, shut the fuck up, man." "And run by and do-- you know, like, up-skirt stuff." "Shut the fuck up, dudes!" "We can get more money than that!" "What the hell, Gary?" "God damn!" "...get more than that in one night!" "Okay, go up left here and head towards Ryback road." "Okay, here's the deal:" "We've gotta break into this house, and all we have to do is steal this one vhs tape." "Dude, let's use that fuckin' tape." "Why don't you use that tape?" "Naw, man, let's use the tape." "Yeah, we got a tape right here." "Dude ain't gotta check it!" "Anyways, the job pays, so, like..." "It could lead to more work." "Work?" "!" "Anyway, he also said he saw some of your stuff online, so you have a fan." "How's that work, man?" "We don't put our names on any of this shit." "I don't know." "I don't know." "I wouldn't worry about it." "Hey, you got crumbs in your beard." "Uh, yeah, sure." "No problem." "What's that?" " What are you talking about?" " Is that your camera?" " What camera?" "What are you talking about?" " What the fuck?" "!" "Hey, rock, hey, can you hold my camera for a second?" "Be careful." "Be careful, okay?" "Dude, this nigger's house is a mansion." "He must be goddamn rich!" "Hey." "Hey." "Who stays here?" "Some old guy." "Like, some old guy's here right now?" "Some old guy's here right now, and he's fucking sleeping, so you've got to stay quiet." "Wait a minute." "Wait, wait." "What if he wakes up?" "Well, I'll fucking take care of that, I guess." "Yeah, I'll take care of that." "Just shut your fucking mouth, man." "You're not gonna do anything about it." "Jesus." "Hey." "You two go upstairs, and we're gonna look around down here." "Fuckin' go up there." "Shhh!" "Shut the fuck up, dude." "Where the fuck is this tape?" "Everything's pretty much empty in here." "Fuck, what?" "!" "What the fuck--?" "What the fuck, dude?" "Oh, shit!" " Fuck." " He's dead, man." " What?" " I figure he's dead." "No fuckin' way." "Oh, man, he smells." "Gary!" "What the fuck?" "Why are they yelling?" "Shut the fuck up." "You keep telling me to shut the fuck up, dude." "Look at all this." "Look at all this." "He's dead." "Don't touch the dude." "What did you fuckin' do to him?" "Hey, Gary, Gary." "They took care of it." "Who took care?" "Fuck you!" "Who took care of him?" " Shut the fuck up!" " There ain't no tape." "Gary, there ain't no tape." "Just take this." "Let's check all these." "I told them to keep looking." "Did you look in the fucking machines?" "Hey, let's go-- hey, Gary." "Yeah?" "Let's check out the basement." "Tryin' to find the fuckin' tape, dude." "Brad, Brad, Brad." " What?" " Stay with me, man." "Fuck, no." "You stay in here." "Those tapes haven't been checked, dude." "Hey, fuck you, man!" "I'm not fuckin'-- whoa, shit." "Aw, fuck!" "Stay in here and check out those tapes, man!" "Fine!" "Jesus!" "Fuck!" "Jesus." "Oh, fuck." "Hello?" "Is there something...?" "Put 'em on, put 'em on, put 'em on." "Come on." "Okay, yeah." "Oh, perfect fit!" "Gimme!" "Gimme one of these!" "It's perfect!" "In-I-I-ice!" " What?" " That shit is so quad." "You can't even fuckin' tell!" "Oh, my God!" "Look at him, huh?" "Hey, dude, check it out, check it out." " You like these glasses, right?" " Yeah." "These are not just any glasses, my friend." "They're dork glasses." "These are video glasses, bitch!" "There's a camera in that shit, there's a fuckin' Mike in that shit." "Dude, look at 'em!" "You can't see 'it!" "It's awesome!" " Where can you get 'em?" " Internet, like..." "Am I just, like, a spy now?" "Yeah, superspy, man-- super ass- and-titty spy." "Yeah, tonight, I'm tellin' you." "I get it." "I know what you want to do." "Yeah, you do!" "Oh, come on, turn your fucking dick on." "Turn it on, man!" "Let's do this!" "Come on!" " You're damn right!" " I'm not filming a porno." "Let's do this!" "Shut up!" "We're doing this!" "Come on, man!" "How do I turn these off?" "Controls are on the top." "Now, this is for fuckin' Clint, for fuckin' bein' the fuckin' man tonight." "Come on, let's do this!" "Let's go, let's go!" "Ohh, so wholesome!" "Power up!" "Check it out." "Turn your brights on, yo." "That's what we're doin' to this girl, right there." "That girl that you see right there, we're gonna fuckin' talk to her tonight, we're fuckin' doin' this shit." "Ohh!" "Fuckin' thigh-high!" "...no!" "If you're filming right now, make sure" "I don't want to run out the battery." "Roll on that ass." "Roll on that fuckin' ass." "Like a cross between..." "What?" "Speak up!" "I can't--!" "We gotta fuckin' get out of there." "Okay, okay." "Where we gonna go now?" "Get your game face on." "You got it!" "I'm on!" "I'm on." "It's on right now." "You're my boy." "You got it." "Let's do this." "So, you're-- when you're having your country breakfast, how many fuckin' flapjacks are you gonna put down?" "I can do, like, five." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah!" " That's a good one!" " At the same time." "Talking about flapjacks with a girl." "I could never do that." "How could you even film that?" "You ready to shoot Irish shit?" "What?" "Yeah, sure!" "Yeah!" "All the time." "Hey." "Two." "Two of your finest Irish shit." "Hey, there's two more." " How 'bout--?" " Top-shelf Irish shit?" "Four Irish shit." "Four of their finest Irish-- this isn't enough." "What about your friends?" "Yeah?" "Yeah!" "Bring 'em over!" "Go introduce me." "Okay." "Stay!" "Okay." "Alex, do what she says, man." "Get your bread!" "Get on it." " What, man?" " Dude." "What?" "!" "I-I have no idea what you're saying." "Why are you all alone?" "Thanks, man." "Hey, you want to go meet some people over there?" "I like you." "Well, I like you too." "So, do you ever come here..." "Before?" "I like you." "Oh, okay." "Jesus." "Fuck." "What the fuck are you doing?" "What's up, guys?" "I'm leaving." "Sir--!" "It's over." "I need you to leave, sir." "Whatever." "Get going." "Okay, I'm going, I'm going." "I'm fuckin' going." "Tube tops are fuckin' stupid." "Aw, you bein' a bitch!" "Aw, shit, all right, be cool, be cool." "Hey, lady, how you doin'?" "You all right?" "So, you found a buddy?" "You comin' back with us?" "What are you doing sitting on the fucking ground?" "You look fuckin' stupid." "Dude!" "Cleared out quick!" "All right, so you guys are good to go." "She's a fuckin' trip, huh?" "Which one of you chuckleheads is driving?" "Holy shit!" "I'm coming down a little bit!" "I need to take it up a fuckin' notch!" "# Takin' it up a notch, takin' it up a notch #" "She is on some fuckin' drugs, dude!" "Look at her eyes." "You can't even look at her." "She's gon' suck yo' dick off!" "No, what's that?" "This is the notch, my dear." "The notch." "Oh, no!" " Take it up your snosh!" " Oh, no, this--!" "Don't do it!" "Dude, she doesn't want to, all right?" "Fine!" "She's a grown-ass fuckin' woman!" "I don't think she ought to do it." "Grown-ass woman." "All you've got to do is cover up this little guy here and take a sniff." "Ay-yi-ya-ya!" "Ooh!" "You don't gotta trick her, man!" "What do you mean?" "I'm not" "I'm not tricking anyone, dude!" "Yeah!" "You're not fuckin' trickin' anybody!" "There's a bunch of grown-ass adults in here!" "You know what?" "We are grown-ups." "We're two fucking grown-ass women, adults who crawled out of a bar and got into your car." "Stop it." "All right, all right." "We did it 'cause we fuckin' wanted to." "You're not in charge, you dick." "Hey!" "Watch with the-- the heavy-handedness!" "Heavy-handedness!" "Sassy!" "I don't know nothin' 'bout birthing' no babies." "Come on, y'all, let's go." "What the fuck?" "I got the key." "I got the key." "Jesus Christ." "You're doing it wrong, man." "Just go." "Come on, come on, come on." "It's blinkin'." "Do it." "Go in." "Oh, what is that?" "It's..." "Like you're on fire!" "Whatever!" "What's up, my negro?" "Hey." "After you." "You've reached the-- the freshness threshold." " Get beyond that..." " You are such a dork!" "I need" " I need to take a shower, dude." "What?" "Hey..." "Are you okay?" "Okay." "Ohh!" "Yeah, dude!" "I guess they like each other." "I like you." "Dude, what's up, man?" "I'm just fuckin' sittin' on the couch, dude!" "Jesus!" "I mean..." "Oh, my God." "What are you, like a fuckin' cat or something?" "Oh, Christ." "Okay." "We're cool, we're cool, we're cool." "This is cool." "This is weird." "Do you want to go?" "Do you want to go?" "Do you understand?" "Yeah, let's go." "Fuckin' garter belt's gonna be tough." "They're even tougher when the girl's passed out, man." "You shouldn't..." "What?" "She's done, dude, she's done." "Don't do it." "Stop now." "Hey." "Hey, hey, hey." "Hey." "Yeah, totally out, man." "Yeah." "Unresponsive right there." " Leave it alone." " Wake up." "Come on." "Dude, she's passed out." "Statutory, dude." "Whatever!" "Don't snap at me, asshole!" "Hey, come on." "Come on, wake up." "It's cool." "She's had a lot to drink." "# But now she's asleep #" "Come on!" "Dude, chill out." "Shut the fuck up!" "Hey, whoa." "Whoa, hey, man, it's cool, man." "Hey, it's cool, man." "Fucking wack!" "Hey, chill, dude, it's cool!" "Whatever." "Hey, is everything cool?" "Yeah, everything's cool." "Everything's fucking cool." "Yeah, whatever." " We're cool." " Jesus Christ." "Hey, we doin' this or what, huh?" "Doing what?" "I don't-- hey, are you okay?" "You okay?" "You doin' all right?" "Fuck, man!" "You're beautiful." "I like your face." "Shit, man, shut the fuck up." "Clint, what are you doing?" "Get over here." "Get this shit." "Ohh!" "Oh, shit!" "This is crazy!" "Hey." "Hey, come here." "Get this shit, dude." "Wait, hold on, Shane." "Hey, hold on, look at this." "Shane, come on, man." "Fuck!" "Dude!" "No!" "Hold on, guys." "Hold on." "Hold on, I-I've got to get outta here." "Wow." "You could have got her, man." "What?" "Shit!" "Sorry, Clint!" " That girl just fuckin' bit me." " Dude, what?" "Oh, fuck!" "She really just fuckin' bit me!" " Jesus Christ!" " Shane, she fuckin' bit him, man!" "No means no, asshole!" " No, no, just stop." " She's not into him." "No, just stop, dude." "Just stop, man." "Don't touch her." "What's your fuckin' problem?" "I wasn't gonna-- rrraaaaahhhhh!" "Get the fuck off of me!" "Shit!" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck is that?" "What the fuck is that--?" "Patrick, shut up!" "Open the door!" "What the fuck is going on?" "What the fuck is that?" "What is going on?" "What did you see out there?" "Shane is dead!" "I don't know!" "Shane's dead?" "Shane's dead?" "Shane's fucking dead?" "I don't know!" "I don't know!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "What the fuck?" "God damn it!" "What did you see?" "What did you fuckin' see?" "What did you fucking see?" " He's dead." " He's dead?" "He's dead." "He's dead." "He's-- what do we do?" "Patrick, what do we do?" "Patrick!" "What do we do, man?" "What do we do?" "Come on." "Patrick." "Patrick." "Where are you going?" "Patrick, what are you doing?" "Oh, shit!" "What is it?" "What is it?" "Patrick!" "What do we do, man?" "Hey, where you going?" "Lisa!" "Lisa, wake up!" " Hey." " Oh, shit." "Patrick, wait!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Lisa, wake the fuck up!" "Come on!" "Patrick, what are you doing?" "Wake up!" "Oh, shit!" "Get off me!" "Get off of me!" "Get off of me!" "Ohh!" "Oh, God!" "I like you." "No like?" "I'm sorry." "Please!" "Please!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Please let me in!" "Please!" "Please let me in!" "Please!" "Let me in!" "Oh, God!" "Help me, please!" "Get me out of here!" "Please!" "Dude..." "Couldn't find it." "Brad." "Brad." "The fuck--?" "What the fuck?" "It's not filming." "I mean... yeah..." "Then what's this fucking red light?" "I mean, it's a camera, but" "Well, looks like we've found all this guy's shit." "Yeah, there's a ton of shit in here." "All right, you go that way." " I'm gonna go over here." " All right." "Found it!" "You got it?" "Yeah, yeah." "All right, let me get over there." "Which one is it?" "I don't know, man." "He said we'd fucking know, but I don't, so... uh..." "Get a bag, and let's just take all this shit up to the car." "All right, let me-- let me find something." "We're just gon' take all of it?" "Yeah, take all of it." "Fuck." "Okay, this crate." "This crate right here." "Oh, shit." "Okay." "This bag is better." "Okay." "Shit!" "Ah, shit!" "Gary!" " Gary!" "Gary!" " What?" "There's a fuckin' man down here!" "Shut the-- dude, I'm fuckin' dead serious." "Do you want me to replay this?" "No." "Here." "Take this fuckin' backpack." "Here's a fuckin' crate." "Let's just fuckin' go." "There's not a man down here." "Man..." "Mmmm..." "I just saw-- look." "Right." "I'm telling you, he just crawled back there." "Hey, dude, there's nothing there." "You're tripping." "That's what trippers do." "I don't blame you." "But, like" "I mean, it's a good job at that, but you didn't see an old fucker or whatever." "Let's just hurry up and get this shit and go." "Oh." "Um... okay." "Hi." "This is... uh..." "We're going on a road trip." "Sam and I are going on a road trip, and I'm gonna be recording our mementos, our memories." "Um... first memory is Sam already pulling over to go to the bathroom." "But this is what we're going to be looking at for a long time." "Nothingness." "Cars." "What we got there?" "I don't see it." "Looks like there's bullet holes in the side." "Wonder if people go out there and shoot their guns at it." "It's just, like, a fff..." "Really messed-up car." "That's crazy." "Uh..." "Don't forget to drive really slow on curves." "Okay." "What are you doing?" "You don't want to get a sunburn?" "No, I don't want to get a sunburn, and I forgot to buy sunscreen." "Oh." "It must suck to be woken up all the time." "Babe, are you gonna wash your hands?" "Ugh!" "Promise me before we eat you're gonna wash your hands." "I'll wash my hands after I eat with my hands." "So this must be the main drag." "I can't imagine there being much-- singing barbecue." "Singing pig." "So, Sam got this room." "It's kind of dirty, and there only two beds." "I guess he didn't reserve with enough time so that we could get a room with one bed, which is annoying." "But I guess it's okay, 'cause then at least he won't steal the sheets." "Um..." "But I'm gonna investigate to see how dirty it is." "Uh..." "Okay." "This is the germiest part." "Aah." "Ew." "There's, like, stains all around." "You think I could pull off cowboy boots?" " Mnh-mnh." " No?" " No." " I don't think so either." "I wish I could." "It's sort of appealing to me, but..." "How 'bout a big ol' wallet like that?" "I like that." "I would want that." "Big billfold." "Yeah, I think that'd be cool." "Cowboy hat?" "Could I wear a cowboy hat?" " Yeah." " Yeah?" " Definitely." " Think so?" " Yeah." " Should I go in and try one on?" "Yeah." "Where are we?" "We're in wild west town." "Old town, wild west." "We're at the wild west junction." "All right?" "Come on in." "Believeitor not, thisoldminerhere can see your future." "Gotsomemoney?" "I'll tell you all about it!" " You got some money?" " I don't." "How much does it cost to tell your future?" "I think it costs a dollar." "But remember the movie big?" "Are you afraid of your future?" "Hold on, let me see if I've got a dollar." "Heythere,feller." "This here's pappy, anditmustbeyour luckyday 'causeI havesomewords of wisdom just for you." "Listenup,now,you hear?" "Aclosedmouth gathers no foot!" "Yep,yep." "That'sright." "It'sa wholelotbetter to say just a little bit thantosaytoo much and wish you hadn't." "YouknowwhatI'm sayin'?" "Now,don'tyoubea stranger." "I'vegotlotsmore to say to you." "Oh, here we go." " Okay, ready?" " Yeah." ""A new turn of events will soon come about." " A happy reunion with..."" " Hey, there, pardner!" " Yep, I'm talkin' to you!" " "A happy reunion..."" "Pappyhere's got some wisdom for you!" ""A happy reunion with a loved one" ""will make life all that you ever wanted it" ""or dreamed it to be." ""You have a very trusting nature" ""and are easily taken in by so- called friends." ""Do not be so anxious to do favors unto others," ""as there is one who is just waiting to take advantage of your good nature."" "A new turn of events will soon come about." "Happy reunion with a loved one." "That's great." "I'm gonna keep that forever." " Stephanie?" " Mm-hmm?" "Don't put that on." " Why not?" " 'Cause I don't want you to." "I'm about to go to sleep." "Oh, Jesus!" "Oh, sorry." "That scared me." "Hold on, take your sweatshirt off." "Are you recording this?" " Yes." " I really don't want to." "Don't want to what?" "Come on, just take-- hold on." "Take your sweatshirt off." "I have a really good idea." "Just for one second, I promise." "It's a super good idea." "Okay." "Ohh...!" " Please don't do this." " What?" "I just said I didn't want you to record something like this." "What are you asking about?" "I'm saying that..." "Stop!" " Come on." " I don't want to film this." "Come on." "Come on, make out with me for a second." "I will make out with you if you put the camera away." " But I don't want to." " Why?" "'Cause it's so good." "You look so hot, babe." "Come on." "Why are you turning away?" "'Cause I don't" "Don't put that back on." "Seriously?" "I said I would do it if you would just turn the camera off." "Well..." "That's boring, with your sweatshirt on." "Will you take your pants off?" "No." "Come on!" "Gimme-- gimme something." "Give me one victory." "Ohh, you're so-- oh, God, you're so sexy!" "Stop!" "What are you doing?" "You can't even enjoy this!" "You're holding a camera!" "Shhh...!" " You're being too loud!" " I'm not being too loud." "Yes, you are!" "You disturbed the neighbors!" "No, you disturbed the neighbors." "Come on, go answer it." "Well, I'm not going to answer it." " You go answer it." " I don't want to." "I'm scared!" "Are you--?" "Go answer it!" "It's a girl." "Sam?" "Sam?" "What?" "Will you come out here and tell me what happened?" "Huh?" "Will you come out here and tell me what happened?" "What happened just now?" "Um..." "Well, somebody knocked on our door and I answered it, and it was a girl-- well, I don't know." "She was like, young, but not-- not, like, a girl girl, like, a college-age girl." "And..." "She asked if we could give her a ride..." " Tomorrow." " Where?" "I don't know." "It didn't get that far." "It was, like, really creepy." "That's so weird." "I know." "It is really weird." "My only guess is that she must be just going door to door and asking everybody, but why wouldn't you, like, wait for people to be getting into their cars tomorrow to ask for a ride?" "It's, like, really..." " Maybe it's an emergency." " It didn't seem like an emergency." "And also, she's, like, not-- she wasn't physically intimidating, but I got instantly..." "Nervous." "There's something really scary about her, even though I wasn't, like, afraid she was gonna hurt me, but she was just, like, weird." "She's gone." "What?" "She's gone." "She's not there anymore." "That's good, right?" "Yeah." "Do you think we should still call the police, though?" "...no." "Why not?" "I don't know." "I wouldn't really know what to say..." " About it." " Oh." "And also, I just don't feel like it." "Haven't you noticed there's, like, way more hitchhikers here than you've ever seen?" "Yeah." "And also I think this is, like, a part of the country that has drug problems-  like, meth problems." " Mm-hmm." "So I feel like I would rather just let it..." " Go." " Okay." "And if she's still there in the morning, then maybe we can think about..." "Doing something about it, but right now..." "I'm happy to let it drop." "That's fine." "Do you want to sleep over here with me?" "Um, no." "That's okay." "I'm fine." "All right." " Good night." " Good night." "I hope it doesn't rain." "Does it look like it's gonna rain?" "Yeah, it looks like it's really gonna rain." "As far asyou can see, we've covered-- tents,trucks,trailers, whatever you can think of, forourfifthannual rain dance festival." "Minicasinos,fortunetellers, helicopterrides, games, games...!" "Did you take money out of my wallet?" "No." "Yeah, you did." "No, I didn't." "Well, you must have because I had $100 in here..." " When would I do that?" " And now I have zero dollars in here." "Well, I didn't, so maybe you didn't actually have that money." "What'd you buy?" "I didn't buy anything!" "I have my own money." "I don't need to take your money." "Are you serious?" " Did you...?" " What do you think I did?" "Well, I don't know..." "I've been with you..." " ...because the money's not here!" " ...this whole time!" "I've been with you this whole time." "I have no idea what you could possibly be imagining right now." "Well, it wouldn't be the first time..." "You decided to treat yourself." "How far can you go?" "I could probably go farther, but I'm too scared." "Here, I'm gonna go a little further." "Okay." "Are you alive?" "Did you fall?" "It's just a lady..." "Out there having a conversation on a cellphone, but it's so quiet that I can hear her even though she's about 50 yards away." "Oh, weird!" "I don't think I can get back up." " Do you need help?" " Maybe." "Can't quite find anything to grab on..." "Nice work." " Thank you." " Thanks." "All right, so, babe, I'm thinking..." "That we could drive home on 40 and spend the night in lake Havasu, and sort of break the trip up so it's not so brutal..." "Or..." "My new idea is we could go a little bit out of the way and spend the night in Vegas and still break the trip up, for the most part, but also have, like, one more day of..." "Fun." "I just really badly wanna play craps." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "I had so much fun playing craps last time, and I haven't done it since." "It's, like, the really fun game." "Real group participation game." "Well, whatever you want to do." "You-- you get to pick." "All right." "That is definitely what I want to do." "I'm feeling lucky." "Can I turn off the light?" "Mm-hmm." "Did you erase it?" "What the fuck was that?" "What's so special about this tape, anyway?" "I don't know." "Maybe it's a tape of a senator fucking his daughter or something, and we're gonna use it for blackmail." "I don't know, as long as they pay us, but I'll tell you this, we're gonna make tapes-  copies of the tapes." " More money." "Can you not put that so close to my face?" "It's so annoying." "Wait a minute-- you go to this lake every year?" " Yep." " By yourself?" "Wendy:" "Um... yeah." "But this year, I have you guys, so it's gonna be fun." "What do you do, just, like, walk around the woods and play with yourself?" "If-- if that's what you do, can I play with Samantha?" "Get it out--!" "Guys, let's scare this guy." " Where?" " This guy over here." "Are you ready?" "Wait, wait, wait, what is he doing?" "Shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Ho ho ho!" "You almost fuckin' killed that guy!" "He was kind of cute, though." " What?" " He was." "You are-- you seriously want to fuck anything that has two legs with a third tripod in between." "I would never fuck you and I would never fuck you." " Oh." " Take it back." "Take it back." " I might fuck you one day." " Yeah, what kind of guys are you into?" "I'd fuck me." "Would you, Spider?" " Fuck you?" " Yeah." "Eh, probably." "I don't understand." "You go to this lake every year." "It's just, like a tradition-type thing, or what's the deal?" "No, it's just fun, and not many people go up there, so we'll have the place to ourselves." "Wait, I'll get the door." "It's good, right?" "I want to see you get it." "Can I have a piece?" "I just got a piece for you!" "Because when you told me about this trip, you said it was just gonna be us girls," " but now we're..." " Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "I need to document this, okay?" "You told me, Wendy-- Wendy, my sweet-- that this was just gonna be you and me, and now you've told her that it's gonna be all girls trip." "I'm just glad I'm with some people and not alone." "I don't want to hear a word about you jerking off." "I don't jerk off that much, but..." " Not that much?" " Come on!" "Is this it?" "I don't know." "Is this it?" "Oh, okay, yeah." "This is" "Ooh, dead end!" "Let's take the left!" "Really, Wendy?" "...to go, so fucking go, man." "I can't catch that thing." "Just get it." "You have your bowie knife, right?" "Oh!" "Get him, get him, get him, get him!" "Do you got him?" " What is that?" " It's a barracuda." " A what?" " A barracuda." " That's a fish, you idiot!" " It's a barracuda..." "Fly." "Oh, seriously?" "I don't know." "You wanna see me eat it?" "Yeah!" "Oh, fuck." "You're not really gonna eat it, are you?" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my go--!" "...I mean, I was here to fuckin' boink her." "Yeah?" "What are you--?" "Wait." "I have a question." "What are you doing here?" "Huh?" "See that, uh, blonde goddess up there?" " No, where?" " That's what I'm here for." "I don't see much of a blonde goddess anywhere." "Or, uh..." "Blonde crack whore, according to you." " Hey, give me the camera." " She is a crack whore." "You're not gettin' the camera, bro." " Just gimme it for one second." " Why?" " 'Cause I wanna do something." " No." "Go fuck yourself." "Wedgie?" " Joey..." "Joey..." " Did she wedgie you?" "No." "That'smorelikeit, dick-wise, right above your head." "Look." "Stop-stop!" "It's coming right out of your head." "It's about the size of your dick, andit'smoving!" "...We're walking around the middle of the fucking woods." "Where the fuck are we going?" "Can you get a shot of this?" "Yeah, sure." "Of what?" "What, of the wall?" "Yeah." "Just humor me, okay?" "It's tripping me out." "The last time I was here, my friend fell over it." "All right." "Well..." "Hi, wall. "Hi, Joey."" " Good?" " You're so-- soon as you get back up." "Why are you carrying around grass?" "Okay!" "God!" "Jeez--!" "You mother fucker!" "I didn't do it!" "Wendy did it!" "Well, I-- you shoulda ninjaed that shit!" " Oh, fuck me!" " Did I break it?" "Is it okay?" "Oh, my God!" " Yo, that is gnarly!" " Hey, Samantha!" "Hey, look!" "Hey, you like this?" "Ohh, easy!" "That reminds me of your mom!" "Oh, that's funny." "That's really funny." "You guys are fucking disgusting." "Seriously, that's gross!" "Stop poking it!" "Oh, my God, it's not gonna hurt you." " Oh, look!" " Yo, that's filled with nutrients." "Just suck on it." "Bite into it!" "What are you doing over there, crazy girl?" "What's with this camera?" "Whoa, whoa, look at that!" "Look, this!" " Look at this." " Oh, wow." " Isn't that awesome?" " Yo, we could trip all day on that." "Yeah." " Oh, yeah." " You like that?" "Yeah?" "Dream on." "Joey..." "You're all gonna fuckin' die up here." "What?" " Tell me you got that." " Nice!" "That one skipped, like, 20 feet." "Nice, dude!" "I'm not getting in that fucking lake." " Yo, give me that." " You get this?" "What's up, guys?" "What up?" "What are you guys doin'?" "Just fuckin' chillin'." "Here, babe." "Are you guys doing drugs?" "What?" "He fuckin' calls it drugs!" "Wait, I gotta get this." "No, oh, my God, Spider, the look on your face right now..." "Are you guys doing drugs right now?" "Seriously." " No, seriously." " Spider, can I tell you something?" " Okay." " You're a fucking dweeb." "Whatever." "I don't-- I don't do drugs." "How 'bout that?" "How's that sound?" "Spider, what's wrong?" "Why do you look so scared?" "I'm... scared of getting the fear." " What?" " What?" "The fear." "You never heard of that?" "Don't laugh, don't laugh!" "I'm serious." "The fear." "You know, when you do too many drugs and then you get, like, all freaked out and crazy?" "Spider, there's no fucking such thing as the fear." "Just take a hit, bro." "Take a fucking hit and chill out!" " I'll take a hit if you don't film it." " Promise." " Okay." " Spider:" "Yeah?" " Wendy:" "Scout's honor." " Ahh." " No, no, no." "You've got to, like, breathe it in-  through my nose?" " Breathe through your nose." "That was huge, girls!" " Oh, man!" " Oh, my God!" "Fucker's gonna die!" "Fuck this." "Can't take that." " Careful, bro!" " I'm sorry!" "Oh, my God, my throat's on fire." "Wendy, what the fuck were you saying before about us all gettin' killed?" " Wait, what?" " When did she say that?" "We were over by the mushroom tree." "When we were standing over by the tree, she was like, "you're all gonna fuckin' die!"" "What do you mean, like, here?" "Like, here-here?" "Here?" " Did you guys not hear about this?" " ..." "No." "Why the fuck would I come to this lake if I heard about some damn murders out here?" "Yeah." "It was pretty bad." " Wait." " Are you being serious?" "You're fuckin' with us!" "Get outta here!" "No, I'm being dead serious." "Well, what happened?" "Um..." "You know, the weird thing is that I don't remember what he looked like." "What do you mean, you don't remember?" "What who looked like?" "What are you talking about?" " What?" " Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" "I told you guys!" " What the fuck?" "!" " The fear!" "You see!" "She gave me the fuckin' fear!" " You know what?" " Fuck this!" "Fuck this!" " I'm going swimming." " Seriously?" " Yep, seriously." " Go for it!" "Will you strip down for me, Joey?" " I don't care." " Oh, yeah?" "Are you sure you wanna see that?" "Like I said earlier, 2-inch cock." "Mmm..." "Probably gonna be two inches in a minute!" "Aah!" "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, it's fuckin' cold, man!" "Oh, my God!" "You--!" "That was crazy!" "That was fuckin' beautiful." "I'll join you in a minute." "Or not." "We'll see." "Ohh!" "Are you se--?" "What the hell?" "Is he--?" " I'm fuckin' with you!" " Fuck you!" "Dude, I've got to take a shit." "You just scared the shit outta me." "Can I come with you?" "Spider, did you bring the fucking camera?" "No." "Yeah." "So, what was the deal with Wendy..." " And all that killer shit?" " I don't know." "That fucking story was creeping me out." " She is weird." " I know, right?" "That's what I'm talking about." "The fear, right there." "What are you doing behind there?" "It really stinks." "Spider, you wanna see something sickening?" " Sure!" " It's fucking disgusting." "This is my new tryout, Spider, just for you." "No one has seen this yet." "This shit is red hot." "Prepare for awesome." "Wait, what?" " What the fuck?" " Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God, your eye!" "Look at your fucking eye!" "What the fuck?" "Oh, fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck!" "Hey, Joey." "Oh, hey, what's up?" "Oh, God, it's gettin' fuckin' cold." "Where are the other guys at?" "They left." "Wanna fuck?" "Uh..." " They left?" " Did you hear what I said?" "Uh... so they just left their stuff?" "Joey, please do not tell me you're a virgin." "What?" "Come on, I think we should get back into the lake, fuck each other's brains out, and we could even film it for prosperity." "Wow." "Uh..." "Turn that shit off." "Don't you wanna fuck me?" "You were serious earlier, weren't you?" "About the murders?" "I remember reading about it now." "It was, like, four kids were killed, and the guy-- they said the guy was, like, insane." "He was beyond insane." "He was evil." "This lake ran red with their blood, and I came back..." "To move on." "I-I get it." "It's some kind of, like, post-traumatic stress therapy or something." "No, it's not therapy." "I brought you back because I needed bait." "Bait?" "They never caught him, Joey." "They never believed me, how-- how he was everywhere." "How he could be at two places at once." "That wall back there-- my friend smashed her head open on it." "Wendy, this is crazy, okay?" "I think you need help." "Maybe we should just get the others and get the fuck outta here." " They're dead, Joey." " He's back." "No." "And this time, I'm ready for you." "Get that shit outta here." "I think you need help." "Unh!" "Give it to me." "Shit." "Come on!" "Come on, fucker!" "Why can't I film you?" "Fuck!" "Oh, shit." "Shit, shit, shit." "Oh, fuck." "You came..." "Back..." "For nothing." "If you're watching this..." "Don't come here!" "Joey?" "Joey?" "What are you waiting for?" "I beat you, one on one, asshole." "Oh, fuck!" "Where the fuck did those guys go?" "Where the fuck did they go?" "Here you go." "I've got a flashlight." "Probably fuckin' each other downstairs." "Dude, we were just downstairs." "They're not downstairs." "Where do you think they're at?" "I don't know." "I'll go look for 'em." "You look through these fuckin' tapes, okay?" "No, no, no." "Just-- look-- just like that, you're gonna leave me in here with this dead fucker?" "Sorry if your vagina hurts there, sister, but someone's gotta do it." "Just get outta the way." "Just... fuck it." " Hey!" " Hi!" "How was-- how was work?" "Itwasfine." "Oneoftheothergirls, uh, called in sick, soI wastheonlyone answering phones all night." "Also,my--my arm's been really bothering me." "It'slikeIbruisedit or something, butI don'trememberhow ." "Ithinkyoucan see ." "There'sa bumpthere." "Can you see?" "Mnh-mnh." "Well..." "IknowIsaid I didn't want this, butwhenyou'readoctor, could you just support me, andI 'lljust..." "Stay at home?" "I guess, yeah, if you want that." "That was easy." "I mean, do you want me to make it difficult for you?" "Like, um..." "I don't know, Emily." "I guess you'll have to convince me here." "Really?" "I mean... maybe a little convincing, or..." "Well,how'boutnow ?" "Maybe a little more?" "How' boutnow?" "Well,nowIcan  show you my apartment." "Yay." "I mean..." "I'm gonna see it soon enough." "Well,fallbreak's not soon enough." "Um..." "I know." "Allright,so this..." "Like,righthere..." "Uh,thisis where I heard the footsteps." "Um, back there?" "Yeah." "Right." "I mean, could it have been coming from upstairs?" "No." "I mean..." "Iknow" "Imean,my neighbor always wears heels, soI knowwhat that sounds like." "Itwasweird." "Itwaslike,  while it was happening, itdidn'tseemlikeitwas real, but I was awake." "And you didn't check?" "Areyoukiddingme?" "No way." "Ican'tbelieve I was even, like, abletofallbackasleep." "I mean, it sounds like you were asleep." "Okay,well, next time it happens," "I'llcallyou and you can watch me, andmaybeI'llbebrave enough to open the door." "'Kay." "Okay." "Emily?" "Hello?" "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "What's?" "What's going on?" "There'ssomething at my door." "Listen." "Didyouhearthat?" "What was that?" "Shh." "Didyouseethat?" "Emily, what are you doing?" "I'mgoingto open the door with you here." "That's stupid." "Why?" "No,no,thisis just like before." "Hey." "See?" "I toldyou." "My apartment's haunted." "It's not haunted." "I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation." "No,no,thisfeels really familiar." "What do you mean?" "Well,rememberthefirsttime  thatyougot--you got  transferred off the base whenyourfathergot transferred to fort Leonard wood?" " I was, like, 12?" " Yeah." "Well,thatwaswhenthings got really bad for me, andI had--youknow, I had my big accident andI hadto havesurgery, and it was the first time wewereapart since I was really little." " Mm-hmm." " I mean, now is the first time..." "We'vebeenapartsincehigh  school, and I just" " I just" "Emily!" "So,youthinkyou saw ..." "Areyousureyou saw , like, a little kid?" "I mean, I-I think I saw something, but it could have been anything, Emily." "Like, you know, maybe it was, like..." "A breeze or something like that." "Breeze." "Man,ofallthe timesforyou not to be recording our chat!" "I'll record it next time." "Ineedto findout  if a little kid died here." "I'mgonnaaskmylandlord." "Um..." "I-I don't know if you should do that." "I-I don't" " I can't imagine he'd be thrilled to have that conversation." "Yeah,well,Ithink he has to tell me." "Ithinkit 'sthelaw  or something." "The law?" "Why are you messing with your arm like that?" "What's wrong?" "It'snot..." "It's not getting better." "It'slikethis..." "Like,a lumpunder my skin or something." "You shouldn't do that." "It's not good for you." "Just stop touching it, and when I come and see you," " I'll check that, okay?" " Okay." "You'reright." "Hey, Emily, what's going on?" "I'mhearingthenoiseagain." "I'mgonnago checkitout." "Okay." "Um..." "Do you have a weapon?" "No,shouldI?" "Yeah, I think that would be a good idea." "Okay,okay,holdon." "Okay." "Be careful." "Yeah." "W-w-wait." "Look-- look towards your living room." "Well,I don't-- there's a lamp..." "Okay, well, do you have a flashlight?" "No." "Oh,Ihave-- I'll use this." "Youhere?" "James,areyouthere?" "Yeah." "I didn't see anything." "No." " See anything?" " Mnh-mnh." "Aah!" "Emily!" "Emily!" "Close your door." "Are you okay?" "Ishouldtalktohim." "I should have talked..." "Are you all right?" "Hey,wereyourecordingthat ?" "No." "What do you mean?" "I just got caught up in the moment." "James!" "NexttimeIcallyou in the middle of the night, pleasepressrecord!" "Okay." "All right." "I promise." "Willyoustayup with me tonight?" "Yeah." "Yeah, of course." "Thankyou." "So,I talked to my landlord today." "Hesaidno one'sever died in my apartment, ever." "That's not exactly something he'd want to advertise, right?" "Yeah,buthe said,like, no kids ever lived here." "It'salwaysbeen student housing." "Uh-huh." "What's that?" "What are you doing?" "Oh,well,Ifeltthat lump  move in my arm today." "Emily, what the fuck is that?" "Don't do that!" "Thoughtitmightbe a spider bite." "Youknow, how you hear about--?" "That's an urban legend." "That's not real." "It'srightunderthere." "Look, look, I'll show you." "Stop!" "Stop that!" "Don't do that, okay?" "That's not good for you." "This is like your leg, like seven years ago." "You still have a scar from that." "Emily, what the fuck are you doing?" "Well,I thinkif Ijust..." "No, no, no, no, no." "Put that away." "Seriously, Emily, look at me." "Emily!" "Emily, look at me, okay?" "You need to put that away, all right?" "Digging around in your arm is not gonna do any more good." "You just need to put some alcohol on that or iodine or something like that and-- and-- and put a bandage on it 'cause otherwise it's just gonna get infected, okay?" "You know, I'll be there in a week and I'll look at it, but for right now, just leave it alone." "You're acting really crazy, all right?" "Okay,okay." "Okay." "I mean..." "Can you go to the bathroom and clean that off?" "Yeah,yeah." "I'll be right back." " Emily?" "Are you there?" " Yeah." "Yeah, yeah." "I gotta" " I gotta do some work, so what's going on?" "Iknow." "This'll only take a minute." " What's up?" " He's outside my room." "Icanhearthe little boy's footsteps." "That's really scary, Emily, what are you talking about?" "Well, I just" " I need to talk to him, and I need your help." " Um..." "I mean, I'll help in any way that I can." " Okay." "Great, great." "So,I 'mgonnaclosemyeyes  so he doesn't scare me." " What?" " I'm gonna close my eyes so I don't freak out..." "Andrunbackinhere ,okay ?" "Soyou'rejustgonna tell me if he's there andifhe 'spayingattentionto me, and then I'll talk to him." "I'llfindout what he wants-- ifhewantsmetofindhisbody,or ..." "whatever." "Ijust." "Uh ..." "I don't want to look at him." "He'sa ghost." "He freaks me out." "What?" "!" "Um..." "Okay." "All right." "Okay,canyoudothat ?" "Yeah." "Okay, okay." "So,assoonas- -assoon  as I open the bedroom door," "I'mgonnaclosemyeyes ,andthen you'll tell me what's there, okay?" "All right." " Okay, are you ready?" " Yeah, yeah." "Allright, I'm closing my eyes." "Hey." "Hey." "What'sthere?" "Uh..." "I-I don't see anything." "It's just your hallway." "'Kay." " Anything in here?" " Um... no." "No, it's..." "Go in your living room." "Okay,I 'mnotlooking." "Listen, I don't see anything, okay?" "Yeah, you should go back to your room." "Seehim?" "No, I don't see anything." "Maybe... he's done for the night." "I'malmostdisappointed." " What are you doing?" " What?" " Emily!" " What?" "Close your eyes." "Oh,okay." "Ishehere?" "Back to your left." " Okay." " Emily!" "Emily." "Emily." "James:" "You're telling me part of this thing is human?" "Well,howmanymoretimesareyou gonna have to do this to her?" "Idon'tknowifshe can survive that." "Imean,you'retellingme." "She thinks I'm in Michigan." "That'sfaraway,okay?" "Andthattrackingdevice in her arm, doesthathave an expiration date?" "Good,well,takecareofit ." "We'regonnahavetomake this  look like an accident again." "It'sfine." "Wehavepeople that can take care of it." "I'mjustgonnahave to break some bones." "Forfuck'ssake!" "Hey, how's it going?" "Madeitbackokay?" "Yeah, yeah." "The drive was fine." "Are you all right?" "Uh,yeah." "So,yourprofessors aren't mad at you?" "No." "Um..." "I haven't spoken to my advisor yet, but, uh, I'll explain it to him." "It'll be fine." "How are..." "How are you?" "Okay." "Um..." "Iwentto seeDr. aberdeen today, like I told you." "Yeah, she came very highly recommended from my colleagues, so... did things go well?" "Sheseemsreallyprofessional." "She...shediagnosedme as schizoaffective." "It'sa mildform of schizophrenia andbipolardisorder." "Okay." "Imean, it explains a lot-- youknow,whyIthought I'd seen ghosts, whyI don'tremember running out intothemiddle of the street that night." "I'mjustcrazy." "Don't say that." "Well,anyway,she'sgot me on some medications-- um,perphenazine, and, uh, I don't" "Idon'tremember." "Listen, you're gonna be okay." " You don't know." " I do." "You're gonna be fine." "Youdeserveto be  with someone normal-- youknow,someonewho  doesn't have so many problems." "Whatifwe wanttohave  kids someday?" "You know, um..." "You're the only person I've ever wanted to be with, Emily, so just... stop acting like I have a choice in the matter, all right?" "Idon'tknowwhatIdid to deserve to deserve someone..." "You'resogoodtome." "Get some rest." "Iloveyou." "Talktoyoulater." "All right." "How's it going?" "...Parts." "Ihave,like, a sore spot or something." "Did you-- did you hurt it on the hike today, or...?" "Maybe." "Maybe I bumped it." "Idon'tknow." "I keep fiddling with it." "Well, don't do that." "I'll look at it when I get there." "Okay." "What are you doing?" "Changingintomy jammies." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "You can keep going." "Imissyou." "Therewasalot ofcouples on the hike today, andI justfelt alone, you know?" "Alone?" "Yeah?" "How'sthat?" "Sit back a little bit." "There." "Yeah." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "Whatwereyousaying?" "Uh, nothing." "Zac?" "Hey, Zac." "I can't find any-- what the fuck...?" "Fuck." "Zac!" "Jesus." "Zac." "Zac." "You fuckers." "Zac?" "Hello?" "Oh..." "Fuck!" "Jesus!" "Oh, fuck!" "Fuck!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Aaaahhhh!" "Hey, Matt!" "We not-- we forgot." "We forgot." "Did you guys bring any tools, or...?" "Spatulas." "That's what I was using." "I was using" "Oh, the styrofoam plate?" "On the grill!" "Ha ha ha!" "That's good." "That doesn't really send any kind of chemicals into our food." "That's how men cook." "It's problem-solving." "You're truly a man." "You want the burnt one or the burnt one?" "Woman:" "She wants the really long one." "The really, really long one." "This long." "Here we go." "Here we go." "Hey, dude, your dumb friends are here." "You know all this stuff's coming down at midnight, right?" "Mm-hmm." "Yo!" "I'll be right down." "Come out, dude, it's gonna be an awesome party." "Or not." "Dude, come on, aren't you a bit old for this shit?" "Happy Halloween!" "Yo!" "Yeah!" "Ha ha ha!" "What's up, guys?" "How's it going?" "Awesome." "That is awesome." "What the hell?" " Are you a bear?" " I'm a nanny-cam." " A nanny-cam!" " Better than the Unabomber." "Let's go and do this." "Paul, you know where we're going, right?" "No, yeah, you're gonna wanna go to-- no, you wanna go 134 west." "You wanna stay on the 134." " Fuck!" " Sorry, bro!" "Fuck!" "Way to give yourself an option by being in the far-right Lane." "I thought we were going" "I'm just gonna give myself the option of maybe..." "It eventually will, I think, hit spring street." "You say it was too dark, and then you just took off your sunglasses?" "You're fine." "How many people are supposed to be at this party?" "Do you know?" "Oh, my God!" "Are the girls coming out tonight?" "Yeah, they'll be there." "They're coming out later." "...was it?" "Montecito?" "Yes." "That's-- it starts-- it's here." "I thought you said it was mariposa." " Just pick one!" " Mariposa or Montecito?" "It's one of those." " Mar vista?" " Yep." "All right, I'm going left." ""M"" " Madison?" "This doesn't make any sense!" "It's fine, don't worry." " Yeah, it is right." " Oh, fuck." "Is that right on the corner?" " Can you park here?" " Yeah, it's all right." "I think it's fine." "Maybe we can come out and check on the car later too." "Yeah." "Fine." " Can you grab this beer?" " Yeah, I got it." "Here." "Sword?" "No sword?" "Sword!" "Absolutely sword." "It's an awesome sword." "I'm wearing a stupid helmet." "Here, gimme a beer." "Thank you." "I wanna hold 'em." " Can I get one, les?" " Yeah, sure." "I'm holding the-- here, hold on." "Jesus." "What the hell, dude?" "Suck me." "Awesome." " Hello!" " You might try to just walk in." "Might want you to ring the doorbell." "Where is everyone?" "This is a nice place." "Maybe it's like a-- go around back." "Don't worry, guys, I'll-- are you guys--?" "Oh!" "Shortcut!" "Is anyone else's beer warm?" "That actually hurt!" "I'll break it!" "Dut-dut-dut-dut-dut!" "Where'd it go?" "It's mine." "You sure this is it?" "Yep." "All the lights are on." "Maybe we're a little early." "Yeah, go that way." " Ooh!" " Ooh!" " Ooh!" " Ooh!" "Justin!" "Yo, Justin!" "Creepy!" "This party fuckin' sucks!" "See?" "It's a haunted house." "It's an empty house." "A really shitty haunted house." "So shitty!" "Justin?" "Justin!" "He probably went to get beer." "Ooh!" "First one's through." "What is it?" "All right." "God, look at that shit." "All right." "Okay." "All right, maybe not the scariest thing I've ever seen." "There's a chair." "Obviously, there was a struggle." "A chair!" "There was a struggle!" "Ohh!" "Oh, fuck!" "Holy shit!" "Huh?" "Oh!" "Another room that's locked up." "Tenant's out." "Yeah." "This is pretty cool." "Whoo!" "It's, like, a nautical theme in here." "Heavy clouds too..." "Hello?" "Oh, Jesus!" "What?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa?" "What, what, what?" "It was like people reaching out of the wall at you." "What happened?" "What happened?" "I've never seen that before." "That was fuckin' awesome!" "This is rad!" " This is not that bad!" " Shh shh shh shh!" "You hear that?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "Go!" "Go!" "...last year's party, rented this castle in the desert." "Nuts!" "It was like this weird, medieval..." "I don't know." "I got a sword out of it." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Guys?" "Guys." "Guys, not funny!" "Fuck, dude." "Where's the fuckin' party, man?" "I don't know." "We're gonna go scare Matt." "This place is fuckin' awesome!" "Ready?" "On two." "Ohhh!" "Don't!" "Don't!" "Ow, ow, ow!" "Ow!" "All right, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry, dude." "Come on." "No, dude, that fuckin' hurt!" "Come on, dude." "I can't believe they can afford this!" "I just don't want anything to jump out at me." "I'm tired of it." "If you think about what we're doing right now, we're walking through a house." " It's okay." " What the fuck is that noise?" "How do we get upstairs?" "Probably..." "Yeah, where the fuck is the party?" "Hey." "Anything in there?" "I think I found the party." "...And then, through the unity ofthemenwiththesword ." "Arise,O lord!" "Doasye havesaid, andfalluponhim  and burn him, thatthoumayesttakeaway  theinnocentblood which Joab shed, from me, and from the house of my father." "Arise, O lord!" "Cast you down!" "Arise, O lord!" "Cast you down!" "A sword is upon the liars!" "A sword is upon the mighty men, and they shall be dismayed." "A sword is upon their horses, and upon their chariots, and upon all the mingled people that are in the midst of her." "Arise O lord!" "Cast you down!" "Arise, O lord!" "Cast him down!" "Cast him down!" "Cast him down!" "Who are you?" "Who are thou foulings?" " Cast... you...!" " What are you doing here?" "We're just here for the party." " What are you doing here?" " Sorry." "You shouldn't be here!" " Leave!" " Run!" "Please help me!" "Quiet, you, quiet!" "Get away from me!" "Whoa!" "Hey!" " ..." "Understand me?" "!" " Whoa, whoa!" "Holy shit!" "Oh, shit!" "What the fuck is that?" " What the fuck is that?" " Leave!" "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, fuck!" "Get outta here!" "Chad!" "Oh, fuck!" "Oh, shit!" "Fuck!" "Wait!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" "Listen!" " We can't leave." " No, wait." "What?" "Go, go." "What are we gonna do?" "Just get the girl and leave." "Oh, God!" "Help!" "Okay." "Back up, back up, back up!" "Go, Chad!" "Oh, shit!" "Aaaahhhh!" "Get the fuck off of me!" "Aaaahhhh!" "Get off me!" "Okay, I got her, I got her, I got her." "Uh..." "Go." "Go, go, go." "Come on!" "Shit!" "Oh, fuck!" "Go!" "Go!" "Fuck!" "Oh, Jesus!" "Go!" "Fuck!" "Get the door!" "Oh, shit!" "What the fuck?" "It's fucking burning!" "Guys, come on!" "Aah!" "Oh, shit!" "Fuck!" "We're trapped!" "We're fuckin' trapped!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Go, go!" "Watch it." "Slow." "Now." "Aah." "Guys, this way!" "Watch out for your head, dude." "This way!" "Come on!" "Go, go!" " Go!" " Aaahhh!" "Go!" "Almost got it!" "You go first." "You go first." "Holy shit!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go, go, go!" "One more step." "One more step." "Help." "Pull." "Help." "Get the car!" "Get the car!" "What-- what's over there?" "Don't..." "Don't leave me!" "Here." "Okay." "Get in." "Hold on, hold on." "Okay, okay." "Her feet, her feet." "Hold her, hold her, hold her." "I got her." "I got her." "Jesus!" "Here." "You got her?" "Yeah." "Go, Chad, go!" "What the fuck was that?" "Hey, can you hear me?" "Can you hear me?" "Can you hear me?" "What street are we on?" "Just focus and find the fucking hospital!" "I don't even know where the fuck we are!" "What the fuck was that back there, dude?" "Just keep her awake!" "Keep her awake!" "Stay with me." "Stay with me." "Fuck!" "Deep breaths." "Hey, would you guys calm the fuck down?" "!" "...just breathe." "What the fuck, dude?" "Dude, you gotta hurry!" "What the fuck is wrong with the car?" "Why are you stopping?" "What the hell is wrong with the car?" "Dude, drive!" "Fuckin' stalled, man!" "Fuckin' drive, dude!" "Come on!" "Oh, shit!" "Ohhh, shit!" "What the fuck?" "!" "Where'd she go?" "!" "What the fuck?" "!" "Holy shit!" "What the fuck?" "Where'd she go?" "Where the fuck did she go?" "What the fuck?" "The fuck was that?" "What the fuck, man?" "Oh, Jesus!" "Fuck me!" "The fuck does she want?" "Unlock the doors, Chad." "At least open my door." "What the fuck, man?" "Unlock the doors!" "Fuck!" "Chad!" "Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!" "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Aah!" "Aaaahhhh!" "Oh, shit!" "Run, run, run!" "Go, go, go!"