"Hi daddy!" "Hi!" "No nice boys in Warsaw?" "Marcel for example?" "He is very nice, but trust me, I'm not his type." "Oh, and that jerk from America is?" " You bought new books again!" " Those are old!" "I had a dream you didn't go to the US." "Give it to me." "She returned and nothing happened..." "Really?" "She's pregnant..." "I'm too young to be a grandma!" "I've always wanted to be a grandpa." " She gave you money for your bookstore, so you defend her." " I stand by her." " What is it?" " Nothing." "Give it to me." " Please." " Nothing." "The Eskimos?" "Are you crazy?" "Where are you going?" "Take the vacuum and finish up." "For sure..." "It's good you're pregnant." "No more exotic expeditions!" "Scientific." "Also." "If I understand you, I'd drive for Intercontinental." "Easy, easy. .." "Anybody speaks English?" "I speak very good English." "Sit here." "Ask him what happened." "...meaning - what happened?" "Yes." "Someone took his suitcase." " His suitcase." " His?" "What was in the suitcase?" "It was his suitcase." "Anybody speaks Russian?" "Not allowed." "Hi Yozek." "Hi Vlodiu." "You speak English." "I was struggling with him all night." "I have to check one address:" "Joanna Malczyk" "Vlodiu, give him a lift." "Otherwise he'll be bothering my ass all day." "Very big city." "Warsaw." "The capital!" "Beware of thieves." "They steal here." "What?" "Yes, a little car." "It's here." "I have to check the address." "Good morning." "Bogdan!" "The police for you!" "What's the problem?" "I'm only two months late with the rent." "No..." "This gentleman is here for you." "Is this a joke?" "Who is this clown?" "Good morning." "I don't think he'll fit into our family." "I think he will." "What is he saying?" "He suspects it's not his child." "Not his child!" "So whose is it then?" "You don't have to beat him!" "Mum?" "!" "Isn't he cute?" "Dad sits right here, please." " Please let us in?" " We close at 9 PM." "It's 9.05 PM." "Please." "Double cheese dumplings!" "Beautiful piece of the hotel's chandelier." "Can you give it to me?" "How can you eat only sweets and still stay." " ... so fat?" " No." "Come to mommy!" "Look who's here!" "Uncle Ian!" "Go to uncle for a while!" "Let's go to the terrace and eat something." "Say: bye, bye..." "I'm not sure anymore..." "Buy me a drink!" "One cranberry juice, please!" "And vodka!" "Juice is not a drink!" " You want your baby to be an alcoholic?" " Yes!" "Hi!" "Your mom is crazy!" "Isn't it too loud for you?" "No!" "Let's get out of here." "Are you talking to me, cutie?" "Let's go home!" "Motherhood isn't going to be a party, especially as a single mom." "I won't be a single mom." "I've got you:" "this kid will have two moms!" "Let's dance!" "Not what I would expect from a happy mom-to-be." "Fuck off." " It's for your own good." " But I feel great!" "I'm sick!" "Exactly..." "In the first trimester, nausea and vomiting are normal..." "The author should get the Nobel Prize." "Not to mention the other lovely conditions:" "cramps, headaches from quitting coffee..." "Are you ready to give up coffee?" "...the stretch marks, heartburn, urinary incontinence..." " Urinary what?" " You know - random leaks of pee shortness of breath, aching back and feet..." "You're envious." "It's all beautiful, isn't it?" "The major mood swings."