"[ DISTANT SQUEAKING ]" "[ SQUEAKING APPROACHING ]" "[ MICE SQUEAKING ]" "Mamma mia, I can't see anything!" "Where do I go now?" "Madam is right." "I should buy myself some glasses but I look so awful in them, and they make me look old!" "I'll have to ask Madam for a little light." "How beautiful you are!" "Do butterflies make you happy, Medoro?" "Giving happiness is the most beautiful thing you can do in this world." "Isn't that true?" "If something comes into the world and doesn't make our lives more pleasant it might as well not have been born at all!" "How long do butterflies live, Medoro?" "They say that a butterfly knows no suffering." "It lives one day in happiness and then dies forever." "The only thing I don't like about death is that you die for too long." "It would be better the other way around." "What would that be?" "If you died for just one day and then lived forever in happiness." "Have you ever died, Medoro?" "Oh, I still have to finish being born." "And anyway, time doesn't exist, Madam Fairy." "You're right, Medoro, time doesn't exist." "But let's go now." "It's getting late." "Yes." "Well, I don't remember the way very well." "You don't remember or you can't see?" "This is the last time I'll ask you, Madam Fairy could we have a thread more light?" "Just a little?" "All right, Medoro." "[ music playing ]" "[ mice SQUEAKlNG ]" "Thank you, Madam Fairy." "Let's go, little mice!" "[ music playing ]" "[ kids talking ]" "[ MAN talking ]" "[ CHURCH BELLS ringing ]" "[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]" "Who is that?" "Get it!" "Catch it!" "[ screaming ]" "[ CHlCKENS CLUCK ]" "[ SCREAMS ]" "Here it comes again, over there!" "We've got to catch it!" "Here it is!" "[ GROANS ]" "[ PEOPLE screaming ]" "Who is that?" "My persimmons!" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "Here it comes!" "I see it!" "That's what it was!" "It's coming this way!" "Catch it!" "We've got to catch it!" "You rascal!" "You scoundrel!" "[ barking ]" "Yes, you really are a nice-looking frame!" "And now, you know what I'm going to do?" "I'm going to make you a nice rose right here." "You don't like the rose?" "Oh, I knew it." "Then we'll make a daisy!" "[ CRASH ]" "For heaven's sake, what's that?" "Such bad manners!" "Whoever you are, you're really very rude." "What is this?" "Who does this belong to?" "Just look." "What a lovely piece of wood." "Lovely, really lovely!" "I'll make a nice puppet one that can dance and do flips well-mannered and obedient, though." "Yes, let's start working right away." "I'll make the most beautiful puppet in the world." "Come over here." "You'll be the staff of my old age." "Just look at what a lovely puppet it's turning out to be." "It's as if it were making itself." "Am I hurting you?" "No, it's not a very hard job." "You see how lovely you're turning out to be?" "Two nice big eyes some pretty black hair and a cute little mouth with a little tongue inside." "WOOD:." "Will you let me try on your yellow wig, Father, will you?" "I've told you a thousand times to be quiet!" "I should have made your tongue last!" "And anyway, who told you this is a wig?" "Can you really tell?" "WOOD:." "You sure can." "It's a big old yellow wig that could make you die laughing." "It looks like you have cornmeal pudding on your head!" "Be quiet, you impertinent boy!" "Can you believe it?" "I haven't even finished making you and already you're being disrespectful to your father!" "You're starting off badly, my boy!" "And just be quiet for a minute!" "WOOD:." "All right, I'll be quiet." "I'll be quiet." "I won't talk anymore because my fath" " What's the matter?" "[ DROPS TOOLS ]" "Oh, blessed saint Anthony!" "He talks!" "Yes, he talks!" "I really do think I heard him talk!" "But let's try something." "How are you?" "Fine, Geppetto." "And you?" "Very well, very well, thank you." "Thank goodness he doesn't talk." "Just what I was saying." "How could it be possible that a puppet--?" "WOOD:." "Hey, Father, close that door." "I'm all naked and there's a draft in here, mamma mia!" "A puppet that knows how to talk." "WOOD:." "Stop that, Father, you're tickling me." "No, no, stop that!" "Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...." "That's right." "What name shall I give you?" "Well, you came from pine wood." "I'll call you Pinocchio!" "PlNOCCHlO:." "Nice name, it appeals!" "What a lovely puppet you are!" "Your little shoes and little pants are splendid." "Now, the finishing touch." "A hat made of bread crumbs, painted by me!" "Wait!" "I like this one better!" "Wait!" "I like this one better!" "Father!" "There are so many things in here!" "What's this?" "What's this called?" "Stop!" "Pinocchio, be careful!" "Come here!" "Where are you going, Pinocchio?" "Come here!" "My hair!" "No one knows I wear a wig!" "Be careful!" "You're going to hurt yourself!" "Here's father's chair, father's little table father's whatchamacallit!" "What do you see out of that window?" "Can I take a look, yes or no?" "Oh, good God!" "Where are you going?" "Get down!" "Careful, Father!" "Jump!" "Bye, Father!" "See you later!" "I should have thought of this before." "Where are you going?" "It's so beautiful out there, Father!" "Come and see!" "Bye!" "Don't go outside!" "It's dangerous!" "Torna indietro!" "[ chicken clucking ]" "[ CAT SCREECHES ]" "What's that?" "Out of the way, puppet!" "A puppet?" "What the heck is that?" "Pinocchio!" "Pinocchio!" "Pinocchio!" "Pinocchio!" "[ HORSE neighs ]" "Who is it?" "Get out of the way!" "Get out of the way!" "MAN:" "You're going to pay me for that wine now!" "Got you!" "Got you!" "Finally!" "Who does this puppet belong to?" "Let's figure out how much there'll be to pay in damages!" "Who does this puppet belong to?" "It's mine!" "That wig is mine, thank you!" "It's mine." "If you only knew what I've been through!" "There was a goose--!" "Quiet, puppet!" "Pinocchio, my son?" "!" "A fine father you are!" "This puppet is a real pain in the neck!" "What do you mean?" "I struggled so hard to make him into a respectable puppet!" "Respectable?" "He's turned the whole city upside down!" "It's your fault!" "He escaped from the house before I even knew it." "That's bad!" "You have to be more careful!" "Only an idiot lets a puppet escape from right under his nose!" "Now this one's coming to jail with us." "Let's go!" "Who's he?" "My son, where are you going?" "No, you don't!" "Are you trying to escape, too?" "You come with us!" "You've got some damages to pay or else there's no avoiding a night in jail for you." "Let's go!" "GEPPETTO:" "Wretched boy!" "A little bird!" "Hey, I see you!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "There are so many of them!" "Here's a nest!" "A nest!" "It's empty!" "A squirrel!" "It's so wonderful to be in the world!" "This is really the life!" "Aah...." "I'm going to warm myself up a little." "It's freezing." "What a great day I've had!" "And now I'm so hungry, I could eat the whole house up!" "There must be some place where my father" "voice:" "Pinocchio." "What's that?" "It is I, Pinocchio, the Talking Cricket!" "No!" "A talking cricket?" "Cricket, you don't by any chance know where my father keeps the cakes, do you?" "Woe to those children who rebel against their parents and run away from home." "They will never come to any good in this world!" "You're not talking to me, are you?" "Yes, I am." "Woe to you!" "Cricket, I'm getting out of here!" "Because if I stay, I'll have to do what every other child does." "I mean, I'll have to go to school and to study and I don't have the slightest desire to study!" "I just don't like it!" "Poor little fool!" "You should know that if you do that you'll become a fine jackass and everyone will laugh at you." "Hey, Cricket, why don't you shut up for a minute?" "You've got an annoying voice and I really can't stand to listen to it!" "It's really annoying!" "Well, if you don't want to go to school, at least go to work." "To work?" "Me?" "That's right!" "There must be some job that you like." "Yes, there is one that I like." "There's one that I like a lot." "That's a good boy, Pinocchio." "You see?" "And what is this job?" "Eating, drinking sleeping, having fun doing whatever I like from morning till night!" "You're really a puppet, and you'll always be a puppet!" "And you're a bad-luck cricket, and you'll always be a bad-luck cricket!" "For your information, dear Pinocchio, those like you always end up either in jail or at the hospital." "You're really a nasty bad-luck cricket!" "You really are!" "Those like me end up in jail or in the hospital, do they?" "And those like you you know where they end up, Cricket?" "Where, Pinocchio?" "In the cemetery!" "Got you!" "Got you!" "Hey, Pinocchio, what are you doing with that hammer?" "Stop that!" "Got you!" "Got you!" "Got you!" "Where are you?" "I was joking." "I didn't really want to hurt you." "Where are you, little Cricket?" "All right, I'll trust you." "Can I really trust you?" "I can't hear anything." "There's an echo over there where you're talking." "Couldn't you come a little closer?" "Where?" "Well, for example, here!" "Right here where I'm pointing." "That way we can talk." "I'm coming, Pinocchio." "I'm coming, for I have a great truth to tell you." "Those like you" "Got you!" "You fell for it!" "I'll teach you, with your annoying voice" "I can't stand you!" "Cricket, where are you?" "I don't feel like playing anymore!" "I'm starving, I'm tired, I'm dying for some sleep I'm freezing, I'm starving." "Cricket, I'm starving!" "What a horrible town!" "What a horrible town!" "What a horrible town!" "[ music playing ]" "[ DOG barking ]" "[ SHlVERlNG ]" "[ GASPS ]" "Oh, God!" "What is it?" "Father!" "Dear Father!" "My dear little Pinocchio, you were burning to pieces!" "If you only knew what I've been through!" "I won't forget until I die." "What happened, Pinocchio?" "It was raining." "It was snowing." "And you weren't there." "I was so hungry!" "Then the Cricket said:" ""You deserve it." "It serves you right." "You've been a bad boy!"" "And you know what I did?" "I hit him with a hammer!" "I did the right thing." "I said, "I'll teach you."" "At a certain point, I was tired, I was hungry, I was sleepy." "And you weren't there, do you understand?" "Then I sat near the fire to get warm, and the fire burned me." "Now I'm just as hungry as ever and I don't have my little suit of clothes anymore." "Would you make me a brand-new suit, Father?" "Why should I make you another one?" "So that you can run away again and get me sent back to jail?" "I promise you that from now on I'll be good." "I'll go to school, and I'll distinguish myself!" "Is that a promise?" "The promise of all promises." "No joke." "I promise you with all my heart!" "Good boy, my son." "Here, take this!" "Look what I have for you!" "It's a pear!" "It was going to be for my breakfast tomorrow morning." "Eat it up, and may it do you good." "What a nice pear!" "Could you peel it for me?" "Peel it?" "Yes, because I really can't stand fruit peels." "They really don't appeal!" "They don't appeal?" "[ music playing ]" "[ children laughing ]" "[ children laughing ]" "[ GEPETTO SHlVERlNG ]" "Father, Father!" "Where have you been?" "To buy you a brand-new spelling book, so you can study!" "Here it is!" "Nice!" "But where's your jacket?" "I sold it!" "Why did you sell it?" "I was too hot in it." "I'll never forget this!" "Now, you go to school and make sure you distinguish yourself!" "I promise you I will!" "Pinocchio, wait!" "What?" "Your little hat made of bread crumbs." "How does it look on me?" "lt looks wonderful!" "Bye, I'm off to school!" "Bye!" "I'll be waiting for you!" "Bye, Father!" "Today I want to learn to read tomorrow I'll learn to write the day after tomorrow to do arithmetic." "Then I'll be all set." "[ music playing ]" "What's this music?" "Excuse me, is that the school?" "The school's in the opposite direction." "And what's this building?" "It's written right there, can't you see?" "I'd be happy to read it." "I don't know how to read today!" "A fine ox you are!" "It says, "Grand Puppet Theatre."" "[ DlSTANT LAUGHTER ]" "Bye, I'm going to school now." "Excuse me." "I'm not interested myself but if someone wanted to go, how much would it cost to get in?" "You'd need four pennies!" "Would you buy my shoes for four pennies?" "No!" "How about my hat, for four pennies?" "I said no!" "Bye!" "[ APPLAUSE ]" "And this spelling book, that my father sold his jacket for in this freezing cold, would you buy it for four pennies?" "You're going to make me late for school!" "That's enough!" "I'll buy the spelling book from you for four pennies." "Oh, thank you!" "Pulcinella!" "[ DRUM ROLL ]" "Who's that calling me?" "Were you the one who took the salami?" "No, no, no, no, I didn't take any salami, Sir!" "No, I saw you, you're the one who took it!" "Liar, that's not true." "It wasn't me who took the salami!" "[ drumming ]" "Liar!" "Thief!" "In the name of the law, who's the thief here?" "It's him!" "It's him!" "Silence!" "Celestial deities!" "Do I dream or wake?" "And yet, that looks like a puppet down there!" "It's him in person!" "The puppet responsible for all that commotion yesterday!" "Wait, what's his name?" "It's him in person!" "It's Pinocchio!" "Master, let's give Pinocchio a grand welcome!" "[ BOUNCY music playing ]" "Come on, Pinocchio, come up here and let your puppet brothers give you a big hug!" "All right, I'm coming!" "Here I am my dearest friends!" "What's all this commotion?" "And you, who are you?" "You, who are you?" "[ CROWD WHlMPERlNG ]" "Why have you come and created this confusion in my theater?" "Please believe me, most illustrious Sir, it wasn't my fault." "I was" "Enough!" "We'll settle our score at dinner!" "My apologies to the audience." "The show will be repeated tomorrow!" "[ cheering AND whistling ]" "Curtain!" "[ PEOPLE SHlVERlNG ]" "[ SHlVERlNG STOPS ]" "Harlequin, Pulcinella, the water's boiling." "Go get that puppet hanging on the nail!" "Today I'll eat him!" "[ WHlMPERlNG ]" "Obey me!" "I'm hungry!" "What do you mean?" "Have pity, most illustrious of all illustrious sirs, Fire-Eater!" "The idea of being eaten doesn't appeal to me!" "Father, I wanted to go to school, I did" "Poor Father." "If I die, you'll die, too, dear Father!" "Ah-Choo!" "That's a good sign, Pinocchio!" "Fire-Eater sneezed and when he sneezes it means his heart was touched." "And so?" "So that's good." "When he is moved, his stomach closes up, and no one gets eaten." "You're safe!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Think of a way to move him." "Make him sneeze again." "What were you saying about that poor father of yours?" "Are your parents alive?" "My father is, but I don't know about my mother." "What sort of work does your father do?" "How much does he make?" "It's enough to make me cry." "My father doesn't do anything." "Most illustrious Fire-Eater of all Fire-Eaters!" "My poor little father is the poor man of all poor men." "Yesterday he came close to eating a wig because it looked like cornmeal pudding." "What a miserable family!" "Do you have any brothers?" "No." "Yes, one." "And how's he doing?" "He's doing well." "I mean, he's not well, not well at all!" "He's ill!" "Very ill!" "He's dead!" "He's dead!" "Now I remember." "He died, then he died again." "He died twice." "I have a brother who's always dying." "Poor Father, he gave him a funeral, but my father's so poor that there was nothing there." "No people, not even the corpse." "And a rich family that lives next to us gave a funeral with seven, eight corpses, because they're rich." "And my father, not even one corpse!" "Ah-Choo!" "[ wind whistling ]" "Ah-Choo!" "Ah-Choo!" "[ wind whistling ]" "Pinocchio, you're one terrific boy!" "Come here and give me a kiss." "[ CROWD MURMURS ]" "Pinocchio, I really feel sorry for that poor father of yours." "Here are five gold coins." "Take them to your father and give him my best regards." "Oh, five gold coins." "Thank you, most illustrious Sir!" "So you're not going to eat me?" "No, I won't be eating today." "Now be quiet, or I'll make a stew out of all of you!" "[ CROWD GASPS ]" "Good day, Pinocchio!" "Good day, but how do you know my name?" "We saw your father on his doorstep." "He was in his undershirt, trembling like a leaf with cold." "Poor old man!" "I'll go see him right now." "From today on, he'll never tremble with cold again." "Why is that?" "Why?" "Because I've become a grand gentleman!" "A grand gentleman!" "There's very little to laugh about." "If you understand anything at all these are five beautiful gold coins." "Five gold coins!" "Five gold coins?" "Five gold coins?" "!" "I'll knock him out, and we'll take off with the loot!" "I'll throw a stone at him, a stone, a stone!" "Hold it!" "Not here!" "Wait!" "Hold it!" "Mister Pinocchio!" "Accept our apologies, we haven't even introduced ourselves." "I am the Fox, and this is the Cat." "Pleased to meet you, yes." "We're well-known around here for being two respectable people." "People!" "I can see that, yes." "And you, you who are such a good puppet what do you intend to do with those five gold coins?" "Do you intend to keep them all for yourself?" "No." "I want to buy a brand-new jacket for my father and a spelling book for myself." "For myself?" "For myself!" "I want to go to school and study, and earn an honest living studying and working." "Goodbye!" "Studying and working!" "Studying and working!" "You're really a puppet!" "And to think that your five gold coins could have become a thousand!" "Two thousand!" "Ten thousand!" "Ten thousand?" "But how?" "We'll tell you right now!" "Instead of going home, you'll have to come with us." "With us!" "With you?" "Where to?" "To a place where gold coins multiply." "Multiply!" "What's the name of this place?" "The Land of the Featherbrains." "Come on!" "In the Land of the Featherbrains .there is a blessed field, called the Field of Miracles." "PlNOCCHlO:" "What a wonderful place!" "What a wonderful place!" "You make a hole and put your coins in." "After half an hour a tree full of money comes up, and all of a sudden you get rich." "But don't let anyone know!" "It's a secret, keep it to yourself." "To yourself!" "I'll keep it to myself!" "To myself!" "To yourself?" "To yourself!" "To myself?" "To myself?" "To yourself?" "To yourself!" "That's enough!" "FOX:" "I wasn't talking to you!" "Please do serve us." "The meat was very tasty." "My compliments!" "Tasty." "My compliments." "Thank you, friends!" "Pinocchio, you haven't touched a thing yet!" "Eat your walnut!" "Well, I'm not hungry." "I'm just not hungry!" "Why don't we leave now?" "Let's go!" "No, no, no, it's still early." "We have to get a little rest!" "lnnkeeper!" "Tasty!" "Show Mister Pinocchio to his room and remember to wake us all up at midnight!" "It's been a lovely little evening." "Get some rest now!" "Rest now!" "Off to bed, then?" "Yes!" "Well, then, good night!" "Good night!" "Night!" "You know what?" "I've changed my mind!" "No!" "No!" "As soon as I pick the gold pieces, instead of keeping them for myself I'll keep two thousand, which is enough for me." "And the rest I'll give to the two of you as a present!" "Good heavens, no, Pinocchio!" "No!" "You're insulting us!" "You've got to give the money to your father, who needs it." "The rest you can use to buy a nice spelling book." "Good night!" "Book!" "Good night!" "Good night!" "What good people!" "lf only there were more of them!" "A walnut." "Well, it's midnight." "Where are my friends?" "Aren't they ready?" "They left two hours ago!" "Why?" "They told me:" ""Tell Pinocchio that we'll be waiting for him under the Great Oak at the break of day."" "Did they pay for the dinner?" "You've got to be kidding!" "They didn't want to slight you like that!" "Too bad!" "It would have been a great pleasure to receive such a slight!" "Here, take this." "Thank you!" "[ bird SHRlEKS ]" "Who is that over there?" "Who is it?" "voice:" "Pinocchio." "Who is it?" "It is I, the spirit of the Talking Cricket!" "Cricket!" "You really scared me." "Weren't you supposed to be dead?" "What do you want?" "Don't trust those who promise to make you rich overnight." "They're either madmen or swindlers." "Go back!" "But I want to go on!" "The hour is late." "I want to go on!" "The night is dark!" "I want to go on!" "The road is dangerous." "I want to go on!" "Children who want to do things their own way always end up regretting it." "The same old story." "Good night." "Good night, Pinocchio." "And may the heavens protect you from dampness and assassins." "So now I'm supposed to be in for all sorts of misfortunes?" "I'm even supposed to meet up with assassins!" "It's a good thing I don't believe in assassins, and I never did." "You can just imagine how scared I am of assassins!" "Your money or your life!" "The assassins!" "We've got to catch him!" "Help!" "Out with your money or you'll be in big trouble!" "Out with your money or you're dead, you understand?" "Go get some of those dry sticks over there." "We'll roast him!" "Let's burn him!" "Put them here, not there!" "There?" "Here!" "There, you mean!" "Light the fire!" "Look how it's burning!" "Out with the money, puppet!" "Where is he?" "Did you see him?" "I saw him!" "See you later!" "He's running away!" "Get back here!" "We've got to catch him!" "[ WATERFALL SPLASHlNG ]" "You're on fire!" "I am!" "And so are you!" "Let's jump in, me over here and you over there!" "Me over there?" "Me over there and you over here!" "They're going to catch me!" "Help me!" "I'm going to die!" "What's that?" "If I could only get to that little house, maybe I'd be safe!" "I didn't get that, over here or over there?" "Come on, jump in!" "Over here?" "Hey, is anyone home?" "Is anyone home?" "Open up, open up right now!" "Be quick about it!" "Wake up!" "Wake up!" "Thank heavens, someone is there after all!" "Open up!" "There is no one in this house!" "Well, then, you open up for me!" "I am not here, either!" "Then what are you doing up there at the window?" "No, don't go away, lovely lady with the blue hair..." "The assassins are trying to get me!" "Now we're going to have some fun!" "Please have pity on a poor puppet who's being chased by assassins!" "You won't get away from us now!" "Out with your money or you'll be in big trouble!" "Lovely lady!" "Help!" "The coins!" "I've got them in my mouth!" "Open your mouth!" "Never!" "You're stubborn." "[ GRUNTlNG ]" "Farewell, puppet!" "When we come back tomorrow, let's hope you'll be so polite as to let us find you with your mouth wide open..." "...and, above all, dead!" "Dead." "[ WHlMPERlNG ]" "Oh, Father!" "My Father!" "If only you were here!" "What a shame, he was a fine puppet!" "Yes, he was a fine puppet!" "Good night, Madam Fairy." "Good night, Medoro!" "[ GASPS ]" "Madam Fairy, there's an old man over here!" "Yes, sir?" "Medoro, that's you." "It's a mirror!" "Well!" "Mirrors aren't what they used to be!" "[ mice SQUEAKlNG ]" "[ mice SQUEAKlNG ]" "[ birds chirping ]" "Is he dead or alive?" "I think he's dead." "[ bird chirping ]" "It is my belief that the puppet is already dead." "But if by some stroke of bad luck he were not dead then it would be a sure indication that he is still alive." "I am sorry to have to contradict my illustrious colleague but in my opinion the puppet is alive." "I know what sort of illness that lousy puppet is suffering from!" "He'll never become a respectable boy!" "He'll always be a puppet!" "He's a consummate scoundrel!" "He's going to break the heart of his poor father who's made so many sacrifices for him." "And he doesn't even love him!" "That's not true!" "Oh, Father, it's not true!" "It's not true!" "I love my father." "Gentlemen, if a living person is not dead it's a clear sign that doctors are no longer needed." "Thank you for your enlightenment." "Goodbye." "Goodbye, Fairy." "This is the first case I've ever seen of a dead person who cries." "I've never come across this before." "We'll need to reconsider everything." "He's alive, he's dead, everything needs to be reconsidered." "He's burning." "Drink this, and in a few days you'll be all better!" "ls it sweet or bitter?" "It's bitter, but it's good for you." "If it's bitter, I don't want it!" "Listen to me." "Drink it!" "I don't like bitter things!" "They don't appeal at all!" "Drink it, and when you're done, I'll give you a lump of sugar to take the bad taste away." "Well, first I want the lump of sugar." "Then I'll drink that horrible, bitter medicine!" "Here you are!" "Delicious!" "I just" " I don't want to drink this horrible, bitter water!" "No, no, and no again!" "You'll be sorry, my boy." "I don't care." "You've got a serious illness!" "I don't care." "lf you don't drink it you'll die." "I don't care!" "Aren't you afraid of death?" "Not at all afraid!" "I'd rather die than drink that horrible, awful medicine!" "I want to die!" "[ wind whistling ]" "[ DOOR CREAKS ]" "What's that?" "We have come to take you away, Pinocchio." "To take me away?" "What?" "But I'm not dead!" "But you will be if you don't drink that medicine right away!" "But I wanted to drink it!" "She didn't want to give it to me!" "Dear Fairy, give me the medicine right away!" "Very well." "This time we made the trip for nothing." "Never mind, we'll be back some other time!" "This bed is great for bouncing!" "I see the medicine has done you some good." "Yes." "Next time I'll take it right away!" "I have something very important to do now." "Let me get my little hat." "Thank you for dehanging me, dear Fairy." "Bye!" "Wait, Pinocchio." "Come over here and tell me." "What did they want to hang you for?" "For the gold coins." "And what happened to the gold coins?" "[ coins jingle ]" "I lost them." "And where did you lose them?" "ln the forest nearby." "If you lost them in the forest nearby, let's go look for them!" "Now that I remember better, much better, dear Fairy I didn't lose the coins!" "No!" "Good boy, Pinocchio!" "I swallowed them, while I was drinking your bitter medicine!" "But why are you laughing?" "Because of the lie you told!" "How do you know that I told a lie?" "Because lies, dear Pinocchio, are of two types:" "Those that have short legs and those that have a long nose!" "And mine, what type are they?" "But, dear Fairy!" "Dear Fairy, do you see what a nose I have?" "It's become so long, so very long!" "Everyone will laugh at me!" "They will!" "How am I supposed to go out?" "Look what a nose I've got!" "It doesn't appeal!" "I don't want it, I don't want it!" "The coins, dear Fairy I didn't swallow the coins." "They're right here!" "Good boy, Pinocchio." "You mustn't ever tell lies." "It's a nasty thing." "Yes, but, dear Fairy...." "I do love you so!" "I love you, too, very much." "I want to buy a jacket for my father, since he sold his for me." "Have him come here!" "I can surprise him!" "Bye, Fairy!" "Bye!" "Come back soon!" "I'll be waiting for you." "How did he manage to do that?" "Maybe someone cut the rope." "Cut the rope." "Yes." "Incredible!" "Friends!" "It's Pinocchio!" "It's him!" "Wait, I'll handle this!" "Dearest friends, oh, friends!" "You're just the ones I was looking for!" "Pinocchio, we've been waiting for you for so long!" "You know what happened to me?" "What?" "Last night I met up with the assassins." "No!" "Those villains!" "Those villains of all villains!" "And did they get your coins?" "Oh, no!" "No, you're right." "In fact, here they are." "I've got all four of them!" "Are we still in time for the Field of Miracles?" "What Field of Miracles?" "But" "Of course, the Field of Miracles." "Let's go right away." "Which way is it?" "It's over there!" "Over here?" "Over there!" "Over there!" "We're finally here!" "We are?" "This is the Field of Miracles!" "It's lovely!" "But what about the trees?" "They've harvested everything." "We're late, hurry up!" "Make a hole, come on!" "But where?" "Right there!" "Over there!" "Over there!" "Over here!" "Over here, all right." "Over here, then." "When I get rich not only do I want to buy a jacket for my father but for the Fairy, too!" "I'll buy the Fairy ten jackets since she's the most beautiful and the kindest fairy I've met!" "Enough, that's enough!" "Put the coins in and cover up the hole!" "All right, here they are!" "Do we need to water them?" "When will they start growing?" "ln half an hour." "[ CHURCH BELLS ringing ]" "Take a little stroll." "You see that town over there?" "It's the town of Saptrap." "Take a walk, come back in half an hour, and you'll find" "Clink, clink, clink, clink!" "And all for you!" "For you." "Lucky, lucky you, Pinocchio!" "Bye!" "Goodbye!" "Goodbye!" "Excuse me, Mister Farmer, has half an hour gone by?" "Far too many half hours have gone by!" "Mamma mia, I hope I'm not late!" "[ HYSTERlCAL LAUGHTER ]" "[ LAUGHTER ]" "What do you have to laugh about, Cricket?" "Hurry up!" "ls it me you're laughing at?" "Yes, I'm laughing at you." "Money doesn't grow in fields, like beans and pumpkins." "You have to earn it honestly!" "The same old lecture!" "What do you mean?" "You should know that while you were away the Fox and the Cat took the gold coins and ran off with them." "The Fox and the Cat, they took--?" "Two good people like them!" "I can't believe it!" "I can't believe it!" "That's why I can't find them!" "Thieves!" "Thieves!" "I'm going to report them right now!" "There must be a judge in Saptrap!" "I'll get the meanest one there is." "I'll give him first and last names." "They're going to hear from me now!" "Poor Pinocchio!" "One was named Cat and the other one Fox." "A pair of thieves!" "And I have a witness, the Talking Cricket who saw them right when they took my gold coins and ran off!" "A pair of thieves!" "The tree didn't even have the chance to grow!" "Is that all?" "Yes!" "No!" "I also have a feeling they stole another one of them from me at the Red Crawfish Inn because I ate a walnut, and they made me pay a gold coin for it." "Expensive, that walnut of mine!" "In compliance with Article One of the Code of Saptrap" "Trap this sap and take him to prison!" "Five years!" "I'm the one that they were stolen from!" "Come sap!" "In you go, sap!" "[ DOOR SLAMS ]" "Well, there you have it." "I deserve it!" "It serves me right!" "The little Cricket told me so but I'm a headstrong and peevish puppet." "From now on, though, I resolve to change my life." "I want to become a good boy, well-behaved, obedient, honest and I want to go to school and work!" "A fine sucker you are!" "Who's that?" "They've tamed you, haven't they, puppet?" "What's your name?" "My name is Pinocchio." "How long are you in for?" "Five years." "How long does it take for five years to go by?" "lt takes years." "How many?" "Five!" "Dear Fairy!" "How long are you in for?" "I get out today." "I was just leaving." "This place is all yours." "I'll even leave you my spelling book." "Are you a disobedient boy?" "Yes, I am." "No one's going to tame me, dear Pinocchio." "[ DOOR OPENS in THE distance ]" "I want to show you something." "The other day, instead of going to school I ran away from home." "You know what I did?" "No." "I went into a candy shop and I stole all the lollipops they had!" "No!" "Yes!" "And did you lick all of them?" "I was just about to give the first one a lick when I heard the voice of a policeman:" ""Stop, don't move your tongue, thief and hand over the 28 lollipops you stole!"" "They confiscated them and told me that they had to give them back to the owner of the shop." "But I think they licked them all themselves!" "There is one other thing, though, the lollipops" "There weren't 28 of them." "There were 29!" "Let me see." "You know what flavor this is?" "No!" "It's out of this world." "Smell it!" "No!" "Yes!" "Tangerine!" "Listen would you let me take a lick?" "Just one?" "You lick there, and I'll lick here." "Go ahead!" "Delicious!" "Listen." "When you get back home are your parents delicious, going to send you to school?" "Remember one thing, puppet:" "There's only one person who decides what I have to do." "And that's Lucignolo!" "And who is this Lucignolo?" "I am!" "Me!" "You?" "Yes!" "[ DOOR opening ]" "Come on, Lucignolo!" "Out you go!" "You've learned your lesson, haven't you?" "Now get yourself to school!" "Bye, Pinocchio!" "See you in five years!" "Bye, Lucignolo!" "Here, this is for you." "What is it?" "Your supper." "Pear peels." "[ PlNOCCHlO SOBS ]" "A, B, C, D, H...." "At least I know the first ones." "Now, horse and elee...elee phan...." "What's going on?" "[ FANFARE playing in THE distance ]" "[ DlSTANT cheering ]" "Oh, Father, dear Fairy...." "[ CHURCH BELLS ringing ]" "[ THUD ]" "[ shouting ]" "Come on, come on out!" "What's going on?" "Everyone's free!" "Free!" "So have five years gone by?" "No, four months." "A son's been born to the King of Saptrap." "In sign of jubilation there will be great festivities." "All the criminals are being freed!" "Hey, but I'm a criminal, too!" "[ POUNDS ON DOOR ]" "What did you say?" "I'm a criminal, too." "Oh, well, in that case, this way, please!" "Long live the King!" "Long live the King of Saptrap!" "What I've been through!" "Who knows if my father has waited for me?" "Will I find him at the Fairy's house?" "I haven't seen him for so long." "I'm just dying to give him a thousand hugs and finish him off with kisses!" "Will the Fairy forgive me for the terrible thing I did to her?" "Oh, let's hope so!" "Let's hope so!" "Let's hope so." ""Here lies the Fairy...."" ""Here lies the Fairy with the blue hair who died of grief because of Pinocchio"!" "Pinocchio!" "But that's me!" "Oh, dear Fairy, dear Fairy!" "Why did you die?" "Oh, why didn't I die since I'm so bad and you were so very, very good, dear Fairy?" "Dear Fairy, what do you have to do to die?" "If you truly love me if you love your Pinocchio when I could look at you because you were alive!" "Dear Fairy, live again!" "Live again, dear Fairy!" "Live again!" "Live again!" "Live again!" "[ sobbing ]" "DOVE:" "Tell me, boy, what are you doing down there?" "Don't you see?" "I'm crying!" "Is there a puppet named Pinocchio among your friends?" "Did you say Pinocchio?" "That's me!" "Then you must know Geppetto." "Of course!" "He's my poor father!" "Did he talk to you about me?" "For goodness' sake, answer me, where is he?" "He's been roaming the world for four months in search of you!" "Is he far away?" "Take me to him, please!" "Follow me." "Thank you, my dear Dove." "I'll get to see my father again!" "I'll see my father again!" "Here I come, Father!" "[ CROWD shouting ]" "What happened?" "What happened is that because of his son, who he can't find a poor father got into a little boat and went to look for him on the other side of the sea!" "But that, but that looks like that seems to be-- That is my father!" "Father, Father, Father, Father!" "It's me, it's your son!" "Father!" "Dear Father!" "Pinocchio!" "He saw me!" "Here I am, Father!" "Father!" "I'll never leave you again!" "Come back, dear Father!" "Father!" "Father!" "Father!" "Father!" "I want to save my father!" "Oh, Father!" "Father!" "And now what?" "That was a narrow escape, mamma mia!" "What kind of place is this?" "Are there are any towns in this place with the sea all around it?" "I want to go see, just for the heck of it." "Dear Fairy, now that I've lost you and my father where will I sleep at night?" "It would be better, a hundred times better, if I died, too." "Yes, I want to die!" "And I'm starving." "Excuse me, kind lady." "Would you give me something to eat if I carry your jug for you?" "What are you doing here, puppet?" "If you only knew what I've been through!" "I'm fed up with living the life of a puppet." "I want to become like everyone else!" "And you will be, if you prove that you deserve to." "Really?" "How?" "Respectable boys are obedient, but you, on the other hand" "I never obey." "Respectable boys always tell the truth." "And I always tell lies." "Respectable boys are happy to go to school." "And me, school gives me a bellyache." "School is really, it's really...." "Excuse me, kind lady, but you...." "How can you know that l--?" "But...." "But it's you!" "Oh, dear Fairy, dear Fairy!" "If you only knew my sorrow and the lump I felt in my throat when I read "Here lies...."" "I know, and that's why I've forgiven you." "The sincerity of your sorrow made me realize that you have a kind heart and perhaps there's some hope that you'll get back on the right path." "Oh, yes, yes, dear Fairy." "I want to get back on it!" "Then you'll have to obey me." "Oh, yes!" "I'll study, I'll work, I'll do everything you tell me to!" "And I'm telling you that tomorrow morning you have to go to school and you'll go because you promised me to." "Yes, I'll go." "Oh, dear Fairy." "The house in the forest...." "Hey, boys, isn't this cute?" "It's mine!" "That hat's mine!" "It's mine." "I found it on the beach and I get to keep it!" "No, I'm the one who lost it." "It's mine!" "Then come and get it!" "My father made it for me." "Give me back my hat or things are going to end badly!" "We're really scared!" "Look how he's dressed!" "Go to school, puppet, or you'll be late!" "You're telling me to go to school?" "Only one person decides what I have to do." "And that's Pinocchio!" "And who is this Pinocchio?" "I am!" "Pinocchio!" "His name is Pinocchio!" "Yes, and I want my hat back!" "Pinocchio...cuckoo!" "Cuckoo to me?" "I'll beat you all up!" "[ yelling ]" "A fight!" "My favorite!" "This is the life!" "My hat!" "That hat's mine!" "It's mine, it's mine!" "Take this, puppet!" "Mamma mia, help me." "I don't feel very good." "I'm dying." "Dying?" "What happened to you, Eugenio?" "ls he dead?" "Eugenio's dead!" "Let's go!" "Let's go!" "Let's get out of here!" "Eugenio!" "It wasn't me!" "Breathe!" "Open your eyes, Eugenio!" "Oh, get up, Eugenio!" "Get up!" "What did you do to that boy?" "Me and my classmates were just playing here and at a certain point he didn't feel very good." "This boy has been hit in the head!" "Who hit him?" "Well, not me!" "And what was he hit with?" "With that book over there." "And whose book is it?" "Mine." "That's enough!" "Not another word!" " I knew it!" "This boy could die." "Eugenio." "You, take this poor boy to the hospital!" "And you, puppet, you're coming with us to jail!" "Put him in chains!" "Oh, Policemen could you please cover me with your capes?" "I'm so ashamed!" "You should have thought of that before!" "Nice Policemen, couldn't we take another road to go to jail?" "This is the road!" "Keep walking!" "Stop!" "Stop him!" "This way!" "This way!" "Faster!" "[ SNAPPlNG noise ]" "What a strange-looking marten!" "Hey, what are you doing on my property?" "You wanted to steal my grapes, did you?" "No, I'm a respectable boy!" "I was going to school!" "You go to school with handcuffs on?" "Nice school!" "You escaped from jail, and you're dangerous!" "I'm leaving that trap on your foot!" "In fact, I really want to teach you a nice lesson!" "Since my watchdog has died, my poor Melampo you'll take his place!" "But I've never been a watchdog!" "It's easy!" "If any thieves show up, you bark!" "But how?" "Like this." "Woof, woof!" "Let's go, my pretties!" "Woof, woof!" "Loud, louder!" "Again!" "I'm so scared!" "Woof!" "It's so dark!" "But it serves me right." "I'm afraid it serves me right." "If only I could be born again!" "But it's too late now." "I'll just have to be patient!" "Woof, woof, woof, woof!" "[ crying ]" "[ music playing ]" "Thieves!" "Woof!" "Shh!" "Melampo, it's me!" "Are you an idiot?" "Act like a good dog!" "I beg your pardon, but I'm not a dog!" "I'm a puppet." "A puppet?" "I don't trust you." "If you're really a puppet, answer this question:" "What's the best lollipop flavor of all?" "I know!" "It's tangerine!" "Why?" "Because-- Why?" "Because it's out of this world!" "[ music playing ]" "Lucignolo!" "Noble soul!" "I'm so glad to see you!" "What are you doing here?" "If you only knew what I've been through!" "What are you doing here?" "They've got the nicest chickens in the area." "We can trade eight of them for two rocking horses." "Help me!" "All right, no, well, but you know it's not nice to steal." "Set me free, and then tomorrow morning we can go to school together." "How about it?" "That's a stupid way to talk, Pinocchio." "They've tamed you, haven't they?" "I'll set you free but I'm still going to take the four chickens!" "[ CHlCKENS clucking ]" "I caught you in the act!" "Now we've got some scores to settle!" "Thieves!" "Run!" "Run!" "Thank you, noble soul!" "[ chains CLlNKlNG ]" "[ chains CLlNKlNG ]" "Pinocchio?" "Pinocchio?" "Yes?" "Come in, come on in!" "But it's late." "I'd better-- I wouldn't want to bother you." "You're not bothering me." "Come in!" "I'm not bothering you?" "Well, all right." "So, tell me, how did school go today?" "Well, fine." "We learned rivers and then numbers, letters." "Almost all of them:" "A, B, C, H, L...." "I can't remember anymore." "And then the teacher examined me and he gave me a 10 out of 10." "What did he give you?" "He gave me a 10...." "[ sobbing ]" "It's not true!" "It's not true!" "It's not true!" "I wanted to go to school, but after what I've been through and coming back home, I said to myself:" ""How will I be able to present myself to my dear Fairy now?" "What will she say when she sees me?" "Will she forgive me?" "She'd have to be too good to forgive me." "Who knows if she's so good that she'll forgive me?"" "And then I said, "No!" Then I said, "Maybe she will because she's good and beautiful."" "Then I said, "lf she forgives me that means she's the best fairy in the whole world!" "If she doesn't forgive me, she's not!"" "But in my opinion, she is!" "So she really should forgive me!" "We'll see when I get home, who knows?" "Because in my life, dear Fairy I've never had a quarter of an hour of peace." "Not even a quarter of an hour!" "Do you see what happens when you don't keep your promises?" "Yes!" "And I deserve a punishment." "I'm afraid I deserve one!" "No one will ever punish you again." "In fact, now that you've truly understood I want to give you the most wonderful gift there is." "Yes, your wish will come true." "You'll become a boy like all the others!" "Would you like that?" "Oh, dear Fairy, more than anything else!" "Will you become a good boy?" "I've already become a good boy." "I've learned my lesson." "This time I've learned my lesson!" "I believe you, Pinocchio." "I can tell that you mean it!" "Today is a day of celebration for you, Pinocchio and the Fairy wanted to invite in her beautiful house of her all of your future classmates and your teacher, myself." "[ APPLAUSE ]" "Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you all!" "By hereby cutting the cake I confirm Pinocchio's entrance into the world of good boys." "You can even choose who you want to sit next to at school." "All right." "At school I'd like to sit next to" "One, and two" "Wait a minute!" "What's the matter?" "Lucignolo's not here!" "Lucignolo?" "Yes!" "Everyone else is here." "Lucignolo is at the bottom of the class and I've already decided to fail him." "He's a good-for-nothing." "It's better that he's not here." "EVERYONE:" "Yes, yes, yes!" "So, one" "No!" "He's my best friend, and I love him." "He'd like to be here and I'll find him." "Pinocchio, start being obedient!" "You're making a mistake, because Lucignolo" "Good boy!" "That does you honor." "It's only right that on the most important day of your life you want your best friend next to you." "That's a beautiful thing." "Good boy!" "Go and come right back." "We'll be waiting for you!" "Bye!" "I'll be right back." "Wait for me." "Bye!" "Lucignolo!" "Lucignolo!" "What are you doing over there?" "I've been looking for you for three hours." "Have you heard the great news?" "Do you know about the good luck I've had?" "I'm not going to be a puppet anymore!" "I'll become a boy like you, like all the others!" "Much good may it do you!" "What do you mean?" "There's a party at my house." "You're the only one who's not there!" "Let's go!" "I can't." "I'm leaving tonight and I'm going far, far away." "Where are you going?" "I'll live in a town that's the most wonderful town in the world!" "And what's it called?" "It's called Playland." "What a nice name!" "Playland?" "Why don't you come, too?" "Let's go!" "No, I'm staying here with my Fairy." "Poor sucker, you're making a big mistake!" "I'm not making any mistake at all." "What kind of town is it?" "I'll tell you just two things." "No one ever asks you to work in that town there are no teachers, no books and you don't have to go to school on Sunday." "What a lovely town!" "But you don't have to go to school on Sundays here, either!" "Yes, but in that town every week is made up of seven Sundays!" "And just imagine, vacation starts on the first day of January and ends on the last day of December..." "...that falls on a Sunday!" "Exactly!" "And how do you spend your days in Playland?" "Playing and doing whatever you feel like from morning till night." "What do you think?" "Are you coming?" "Yes or no?" "No!" "I promised the Fairy I'd be right back!" "Have a good trip, Lucignolo!" "Bye, puppet!" "Just imagine, a place where there are no schools." "One last, one last thing." "Well, do you know for sure, really for sure that vacation starts on the first day of January and ends on the very last day of December?" "Do you know that for sure?" "For extra-sure!" "[ CLOCK chiming ]" "He'll be back!" "I'm going, I'm leaving, Lucignolo." "Bye, farewell, this time for real." "All right." "Bye, Pinocchio." "Here it is!" "What?" "The wagon that's come to get me!" "It's wonderful, wonderful!" "So, Lucignolo, I'll stay for another two minutes." "Then I'm leaving." "Good evening, my little dear." "Unfortunately, the wagon is full!" "[ DONKEY BRAYS ]" "If it's full inside, I'll sit out here!" "[ DONKEY BRAYlNG ]" "And you, my love, what do you intend to do?" "Are you coming with us or staying?" "[ singing ]" "[ carnival music playing ]" "[ CROWD yelling ]" "What did I tell you?" "It's paradise!" "Bye, Pinocchio!" "Bye, Lucignolo!" "Pinocchio!" "Pinocchio!" "Mamma mia, it's an inferno!" "I've got to find him right away, or it'll be too late." "Pinocchio, Pinocchio!" "Dearest friends, here I am!" "I'm up here!" "Friends!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Where are you, Pinocchio?" "I've got to look for him." "Stop it!" "A little peace and quiet." "Get out of here!" "You'll all become jackasses." "Pinocchio!" "Where are you?" "Saint Anthony!" "Sacred deities!" "I'll never find him!" "And you, get out of this place!" "How can I make you understand?" "Leave!" "You'll all become asses!" "Help!" "I can't breathe!" "I'm suffocating!" "I can't stand it!" "Get me out of here!" "Help!" "Help!" "Help!" "Saint Anthony!" "I can't take it anymore!" "Oh, mamma!" "It's an inferno!" "[ CYMBAL CLASHES ]" "Lucignolo!" "Everyone is asleep already?" "Where shall we go?" "What shall we do?" "It's time to go to sleep now!" "No, not to sleep!" "Come on, I feel like doing all sort of things!" "I know, but just two or three hours then tomorrow morning we can start all over again!" "I can't wait to start all over again!" "You like it here." "Yes." "And to think that you didn't want to come along." "It's true, Lucignolo." "If I'm a truly happy boy today, it's all thanks to you!" "You don't need to thank me." "I did it with all my heart!" "Noble soul!" "Lucignolo, the teacher wanted to fail you." "At my house, he said, "I'm going to fail that one."" "I know, but I forgive him." "Noble soul!" "Good night, my friend!" "Good night, my friend!" "[ DONKEY BRAYS ]" "Thank goodness it's all over!" "They're turning into jackasses." "You'll have to pay good money for them because they're all tender young things, nice and fresh!" "That one's all set to go!" "I'll buy it!" "How many do you want this year?" "About 50." "I want hard workers." "And make sure they can take a beating!" "They can, they can!" "That's a nice one!" "It certainly is." "How many do you want?" "I want about 50, too." "When can we take them?" "In a matter of minutes." "Would there happen to be one?" "Of course there is!" "We've got them in all shapes and sizes." "[ BRAYlNG ]" "All the boys turn into jackasses here." "First the ears, then the tail, then "hee-haw," just like that!" "I'll take a hundred of them!" "Look at this one, just look at this pretty little muzzle!" "[ DONKEY WHlMPERS ]" "What did you think you'd become?" "Doctors?" "Professors?" "You're all jackasses!" "All jackasses!" "It's already morning!" "I can't wait to start all over again!" "It's great being here!" "Let's go, Lucignolo, let's go!" "But these are...." "They are...." "These are two genuine ass's ears." "And they're all hairy!" "Just look!" "I don't want them!" "I don't want them!" "What shall I do now?" "I'm ashamed to go out like this!" "This must be one of Lucignolo's tricks!" "It's all his fault, yes!" "I'm going to see him right now." "I'll give him a piece of my mind!" "[ KNOCKlNG ON DOOR ]" "Lucignolo, it's me, Pinocchio!" "Come in, come on in!" "Good morning, Lucignolo." "How are you?" "Fine!" "So, Lucignolo, how come you're wearing that cloth on your head?" "The doctor ordered me to because my knee hurts!" "Poor Lucignolo!" "How about you?" "Me?" "Well, I hurt my elbow and so the same doctor told me...." "Poor Pinocchio!" "Yes, I know." "It's unfortunate." "Lucignolo, would you do me a favor, please?" "Gladly!" "With all my heart." "Would you show me your ears?" "Gladly!" "But first I want to see yours, dear Pinocchio!" "No, then let's do this." "I'll count to" "Do you know how to count?" "Of course!" "Then you count to three and on three all three of us will take them off." "All right!" "One, and three!" "What ears you've got, Lucignolo!" "Just look at the ears you've got!" "There's...." "You've got something...." "Lucignolo!" "What's this here?" "Oh, mamma mia!" "It's a tail!" "You've sprouted a tail!" "Do I have one, too?" "No, not yet." "What does that mean?" "That I'll get one, too?" "I don't know..." "...but I'm scared." "It's disgusting!" "What's happening to me?" "What's happening to me?" "Pinocchio, help me!" "Help me, Pinocchio!" "Lucignolo, Lucignolo!" "[ BRAYlNG ]" "Pinocchio!" "Pinocchio!" "You're here?" "Lucignolo." "Lucignolo, you've turned into a donkey!" "Help me, I've got a tail!" "Dear Fairy, help!" "I've got a tail." "cricket:" "You deserve it, Pinocchio!" "Dear Cricket, thank goodness you are here, Cricket." "If I had listened to my good Fairy I would have become a respectable boy by now." "But from now on, I promise you" "What is there to promise at this point?" "It's too late!" "You missed your chance to become a boy like all the others!" "[ LUClGNOLO BRAYS ]" "What's going to happen to me?" "You'll become a donkey like your friend here good for pulling a cart!" "No." "There's no use crying now." "Farewell, Pinocchio!" "Lucignolo!" "No, don't leave, dear Cricket!" "I promise you I'll work, I'll study." "I'll do everything." "Don't leave!" "Lucignolo, was that me?" "Was that "mee-haw"?" "[ BRAYS ]" "[ DRUM ROLL ]" "[ DRUM ROLL ]" "Now, my respectable auditors, ladies and gentlemen the humble undersigned has the pleasure of presenting to this substantial public the most celebrated donkey in the world." "Pinocchio, the Little Donkey!" "I beg you to observe the wild game transuding from this mammal." "Admire him!" "And then judge him!" "That's a good fellow, Pinocchio, play dead!" "And that's not all!" "I've also given this animal of a beast a training in dance not to mention the other relative forms of jumping through flaming hoops and over velvet-covered poles!" "Oh, my dear Fairy!" "[ BRAYlNG ]" "You don't bray in the face of the audience, jackass!" "I beg your pardon." "I promise that tomorrow I'll learn some grammar and etiquette to this hairy hoofed mammal!" "Come on, Pinocchio, chin up!" "[ PlNOCCHlO BRAYS ]" "Let this crowded crowd see how I've learned you to jump with the whip!" "Chin up, Pinocchio!" "Go, Pinocchio, go!" "[ CROWD GASPS AND APPLAUDS ]" "[ WAlLlNG ]" "[ laughing ]" "Great fall, Pinocchio, a great fall!" "What are you doing, jackass?" "On your feet!" "What's the matter?" "Music, maestro." "Hurry up, bring in the clowns!" "Pinocchio, the Little Donkey!" "He broke his leg." "Throw him into the sea!" "Drown him!" "Pinocchio, the Little Donkey!" "[ APPLAUSE ]" "A round of applause!" "[ DONKEY BRAYS ]" "[ lMlTATlNG DONKEY ]" "Dear Fairy, dear Fairy!" "You're the one who saved me!" "I knew it!" "I knew it!" "If you only knew what I've been through!" "But I promise you, dear Fairy, that from now on I'll be a good boy, and an honest one!" "Quick, Pinocchio, hurry up, swim faster!" "I'll go to work, I promise." "I can't swim any faster than this!" "Come on, hurry up!" "Faster!" "Come on, faster!" "Then you love me, too, dear Fairy?" "When I'm with you, nothing can happen to me!" "Pinocchio!" "Watch out!" "What?" "What?" "What's this?" "Dear Fairy!" "Oh, dear Fairy, help!" "I've been eaten!" "A monster fish!" "Let's hope he won't be able to digest me." "It's not fair." "Right when I was about to embrace my dear Fairy again!" "Who's there?" "I'm so scared." "It's probably full of monster fish in here." "What kind of place is this?" "Who's there?" "Who can that be?" "MAN:" "Who is that?" "I'm so scared!" "MAN:" "Is someone there?" "I'm a tuna fish!" "And you, what kind of fish are you?" "I'm not a fish." "I'm a poor old man." "My name is Geppetto." "Geppetto!" "My father!" "I'm here because of my son who I never want to see again because he's a bad boy." "And if I had him right here I'd beat the living daylights out of him with my own hands!" "Bad boy!" "Oh, yes?" "Was this son of yours really so bad?" "I put so much loving care into making him into a good boy!" "I went to jail for him, you know, Mister Tuna." "He's a bad boy." "It's not true." "An ingrate, a liar, and he has no heart." "No heart at all." "While I'm in here suffering he's probably running around somewhere..." "Father, I want my Father!" "...having a good time!" "Do you understand Mister Tuna what a bad boy I have?" "[ PlNOCCHlO SOBBlNG ]" "But Mister Tuna you're crying!" "We tuna fish cry very easily!" "But in any case, it's all over for me now, Mister Tuna." "I'll never see my son again." "But if you saw him now, what would you do?" "What do you think I would do?" "I'm a father, he's my son and, in spite of everything, I love him." "If I had him here now I'd hug him as hard as I could I'd kiss him, and I'd die of happiness." "But never mind!" "Father!" "Pinocchio, my son!" "I'm not a tuna fish!" "It's me, Pinocchio the puppet your one and only son!" "Pinocchio, Pinocchio my son!" "[ roaring noise ]" "[ wind ]" "[ roaring ]" "I don't know how to swim!" "I'll help you, Father." "Save yourself." "I'm not going without you without my father." "Oh, look, Father!" "Look!" "I'm not coming, I'm afraid!" "He's getting ready for the sneeze that'll send us all the way home." "Father, let's go." "I'm not coming!" "I'm afraid!" "Give me back my wig!" "Come and get it!" "You're the same old Pinocchio!" "Father, where are you?" "My wig!" "I've got your wig!" "Give me back my wig!" "Lean on me, and I'll take you home." "[ CLOCK TOWER CHlMlNG ]" "I need a glass of milk so badly that I'll die if I don't get one." "There's a farmer nearby." "His name is Giangio, and he has a nice cow." "Go see if he'll let you sweat a little in exchange for some milk for me." "Giangio?" "All right." "I'll put you to bed." "Then I'll go to this farmer to get some work." "But you don't know how to do anything!" "Good boy, Pinocchio." "I worked an extra two hours today and so Mister Giangio gave me a penny, too." "And with that penny, I bought myself this lollipop!" "A lollipop?" "Yes, but it's for supper!" "For supper." "And besides, it's not all for tonight." "Half tonight and half for supper tomorrow night!" "Good boy!" "Tonight I'll give it three licks on this side and tomorrow night three licks on that side." "May I?" "Yes!" "One and two and three." "Three...delicious!" "Look what I've got here, the nicest carrots and eggplants in the market!" "Good boy, Pinocchio!" "Just two more hours" "No, Mister Farmer Giangio, I want to keep going until tonight." "I want to earn an extra glass of milk." "My father is expecting just one." "If I bring him two, I'll give him a big surprise!" "Good boy, you're a real worker." "Even my donkey can't push like that!" "What?" "You mean you have a donkey?" "Yes, but he's sick." "I worked him too hard and now he's at the end of his life." "Just taste these carrots, sweet as cake!" "Bye, Pinocchio!" "Let's go, Cenerina, let's go!" "Come on!" "[ sighs ]" "You'd drink another one, wouldn't you?" "Of course I'd drink another one but I'm afraid I'll have to wait until tomorrow." "Father?" "Pinocchio!" "[ DONKEY BRAYS ]" "[ BRAYlNG continues ]" "What a pretty donkey!" "How're you doing?" "Well, my pretty one?" "You're not feeling well, little donkey?" "Come on, cheer up!" "I'm sorry you're not feeling well, little donkey." "You're very pretty." "But, little donkey, but...." "You know...." "Actually...." "I think I've seen you before!" "Pinocchio!" "Noble soul!" "Noble soul!" "It's you!" "It's you!" "Cheer up, Lucignolo, cheer up!" "Come on, Lucignolo!" "Look who's here, Lucignolo!" "I'm so glad to see you again!" "Lucignolo, you're not well." "Come on, look, Lucignolo!" "Look what I've got!" "It's tangerine." "It's tangerine, Lucignolo, come on!" "Out of this world!" "Come on, have some more." "It's tangerine, Lucignolo!" "Tangerine!" "Come on!" "Is he dead?" "You're so moved by an ass?" "Well, I'll tell you, he was a friend of mine." "He was a classmate of mine!" "Nice school!" "You had a jackass for a classmate!" "Yes." "I can just imagine the wonderful studies you've done." "Get back to work, go on!" "All right!" "[ sighs ]" "Good boy, good boy, I'm starting to feel a lot better now, you know?" "How about you?" "Why don't you sleep for a couple of hours?" "You look tired, son!" "Who, me, Father?" "No, no, no." "I'm a strong puppet." "You built me well, Father!" "I'll get some sleep later." "Now I need to make some wicker baskets so I can sell them and get some money and buy you a brand-new jacket!" "How about it, Father?" "Thank you." "Good boy." "Yes, I really do need a nice new little jacket!" "If you can find it, get one with black stripes." "Yes, I like black stripes." "What are you doing, Pinocchio?" "What?" "Are you falling asleep?" "Don't you have to make the wicker baskets?" "What?" "Yes, I'm going right now!" "I'll do it outside so I won't bother you." "All right, Father?" "I'm going...." "The milk, you drank it all up, didn't you?" "All of it!" "Good job, great!" "Bye." "Bye!" "Good boy!" "Good boy!" "[ mice SQUEAKlNG ]" "[ mice SQUEAKlNG ]" "Oh, dear Fairy!" "Dear Fairy!" "Good boy, Pinocchio!" "Thanks to your good heart, you deserve much praise and much joy." "You did it!" "Dear Fairy, you've taught me so many things!" "I'll never forget them!" "Never!" "Stay on this same path, and in the future you'll be happy." "Bye, Pinocchio!" "Bye, dear Fairy!" "Bye!" "Goodbye, Mister Pinocchio!" "Bye, Medoro, goodbye!" "Bye, you rascal of a boy!" "Dear Cricket, you're here too?" "You're leaving?" "Yes, but if you like, I can stay!" "No, no, no!" "I mean, I was just asking." "I imagine you must have so many things to do." "Bye." "Bye, Pinocchio, bye!" "Let's go, little mice!" "Here we go again, Medoro!" "This is the last time I'm doing this for you." "Tomorrow you're coming with me to buy some glasses!" "He was a fine puppet, though!" "[ mice SQUEAKlNG ]" "Father!" "Father!" "You see this?" "Take a look!" "What is it?" "Touch it, pull it." "Go ahead and pull!" "Pull!" "It's real!" "Father!" "Tell me, what happened?" "How are all these changes possible?" "It's all thanks to you!" "Thanks to me?" "Why?" "Because when children go from being bad to good they have the power to instill a new, cheerful, and serene air in everything around them!" "And the puppet?" "What happened to it?" "There it is, over there!" "You see it?" "How funny I was when I was a puppet and how happy I am now that I've become a respectable boy!" "Pinocchio?" "Yes?" "Come here!" "Here you go!" "What is it?" "Your books." "Go to school and distinguish yourself." "Thank you." "Bye, Father!" "Bye, Pinocchio!" "Bye, Pinocchio!" "Good morning!" "This way, please!" "[ laughing ]" "[ MAN singing in Italian ]"