"[theme song playing]" "♪ Party ♪" "♪ Who's the king?" "♪ -♪ King Julien!" "♪" "♪ Who's the king?" "♪ -♪ King Julien!" "♪" "♪ Get down for the get down ♪" "♪ Everybody party with King who?" "♪ -♪ King Julien!" "♪" "♪ King who?" "♪ -♪ King Julien!" "♪" "♪ Tonight will be forever ♪" "♪ Let's do King Julien style ♪" "♪ Woof!" "♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪" "♪ Y'all tell me who's the king ♪" "♪ Whoa, oh, whoa, oh ♪" "♪ All hail King Julien!" "♪" "[Julien] As you know, it's that time of the month again." "That time when we sacrifice one of our earthly possessions to the higher power, known as Frank the Sky God." "[all cheering]" "A guy I'd really like to meet." "Just to confirm that he's real because" "I've never actually seen him." "Step right up and put your offering on the pile." "[all] Frank!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Ooh, Frank, a bunny." "It's adorable!" "Why don't you come on down and get it?" "Huh?" "What do you say?" "Oh-ho!" "Look!" "A rusty can!" "Pretty weak, Willie." "Who doesn't want their very own rusty can?" "[laughs sarcastically]" "I dare you, not to come down here right now and get it." "Right now, Frank!" "Please?" "[sighing]" "Uh, King Julien, are you upset about something?" "Yes, Maurice." "I'm surprised you noticed." "I mask my feelings so well." "I've started to doubt Frank's existence." "I no longer feel his presence deep down in my nether-parts." "[gasps]" "He doesn't mean it, Frank." "King Julien, tell Frank you don't mean that." "I do mean it, Masikura." "Think about it." "We come out to the beach every month to thank Frank by giving him some pretty cool stuff, but he never actually takes any of it." "Also, there's the Foosa." "If Frank the Sky God was really up there, don't you think he'd prevent them from eating us all the time?" "And need I mention the most obvious bit of evidence?" "How could Frank exist in a world where this could happen?" "[giggles]" "Frank works in mysterious ways." "Or, there is no Frank." "[gasping]" "She's with Frank now." "I'll never be fine until I know for a fact that Frank is real!" "[all] Frank!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Are you there, Frank?" "It's me, Julien." "I'm not sure if you're on vacation or you're just trapped under something heavy and unable to answer me, but Frank, if you're out there, give me some kind of a sign, man." "Oh, well," "I guess there's no Frank." "[yawns] [snoring]" "[wind blowing]" "[chimes ringing] -[muttering]" "Mort, go back to your hut!" "I don't want any of your sleep-hugs." "I am Frank." "Uh, sorry, Frank who?" "Frank the Sky God, Frank." "Mm, yeah, I don't think so." "Frank's not real and if he was real, he'd be way taller, and you know, more glowy." "If I weren't Frank, could I do this?" "Big whoop!" "I know, like, four other guys who can do that too." "Doesn't prove anything." "Um, but if you're really Frank, can you make sparkly glitter hearts appear out of thin air that spell my name?" "[chiming]" "Still not convinced." "Can you pull an egg out of your mouth hole?" "Huh?" "Meh..." "Can you make a perfect coconut crème brûlée?" "Actually, I've had better." "Whatever, Julien." "I'm Frank, and I'm not going to stand here proving it to you." "That's exactly what the real Frank would say!" "Frank!" "It's really you!" "[laughing]" "Hey, listen, sorry about the whole not believing in you thing." "Also, I may or may not have taken your bunny." "[horn blowing] -[murmuring tiredly]" "Due to the fact that Maurice is a big ol' doubter..." "I'm a what?" "...and has called into question the existence of Frank." "[all gasping]" "I, your king, decided to call in a few favors." "Behold!" "[all chattering]" "It can't be!" "Yes, it is I, Frank the Sky God." "I stand before you in all my glory." "Frank!" "Frank!" "Frank!" "Hello, Masikura." "My..." "He said hello." "He said... [stuttering] he-he-he-he-llo-oh-oh-- [gasping]" "Uh, King Julien, are you sure that's Frank?" "Oh, Maurice, if I were not Frank, then how would I know your secrets?" "Especially what you did..." "with your butt." "Hmm?" "Uh, I, I" "I don't know what you're talking about." "The throne room." "Maybe next time, King Julien, you'll listen to what I have to say." "Forgive me, Frank." "Forgive me!" "How could you?" "I sat on that throne!" "With my booty." "Admittedly, what Maurice did was really weird, but it doesn't mean you're Frank." "Ah, yes, Clover." "Someone told me you would be skeptical." "Someone who took you to wrestling practice every morning, even though your mother forbade it." "Grandma Rose?" "That's impossible." "She died in a back alley brawl with a wildebeest." "I spoke with her yesterday." "She wanted me to relay a very important message to her little bruiser." "[gasping] No one knows she called me that." "What's the message?" "Where she buried her favorite pair of brass knuckles?" "Tell me, tell me!" "She said, "In a fight, always go for the eyes and the nose."" "I always do, Grandma Rose. [whimpering]" "Always do." "Any other doubting Debbies out there?" "Great, now that that's settled, listen up." "This is a big moment for me." "I've gotta be honest, I was lost thinking Frank wasn't real, but I know now that Frank is real and watching over all of us!" "[all cheering]" "King Julien, I will now bestow upon your people an important message." "Of course, buddy." "Many of you may be wondering why I am here." "Am I being promoted to Sky God?" "A follow-up question:" "Does my new position come with a superpower?" "Because, I can't decide if I want to make things explode with my brainy parts, or have tentacles for hands." "And everyone would be like, "Oh, King Julien, your super awesome tentacle hands are so super awesome that they're freaking me out, man!"" "Sorry." "Proceed." "I am here because my brother, Larry the Volcano God, is angry with all of you." "He has vowed to destroy Madagascar unless you sacrifice..." "King Julien by throwing him into the volcano by sundown today." "Yeah!" "Let's..." "Wait, what you say what?" "Let's get him!" "[all shouting] [screams]" "[Maurice] King Julien, what are you doing?" "I'm hiding from my people." "They're hunting me." "No one's hunting you." "King Julien, are you in there?" "I just need your measurements." "I'm not here to sacrifice you." "[giggling sarcastically] [imitating Mort] No." "Just me, Mort, being small and annoying as usual." "[Julien giggling]" "No, tell Masikura that King Julien's not in there." "We'll have to keep looking." "[whimpering]" "Your Majesty, I'm sure this is all just a big misunderstanding." "Instead of freaking out, let's go talk to Frank." "Calmly and rationally." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Calmly and rationally." "I can do that." "[sighs deeply]" "Remember, calmly and rationally." "Mm-hmm, mm-hmm." "[whistling]" "Oh, hey, Frank, uh..." "So listen, about the whole, "throwing me into a volcano" thing-- [bawling]" "Please, Frank." "Don't make Julien jump into the volcano, please." "Silence!" "Kneel before me." "Julien." "[gasping]" "Oh, Karl?" "I hope you're enjoying my brilliant charade as a Sky God." "Chauncey helped pick out the eyelids." "Didn't you, Chauncey?" "Impersonating a Sky God?" "This is a new low, man!" "Indeed." "I bet you're wondering how I came up with such an ingenious, uber-complicated plan such as this." "No, not really." "Good, because I'm going to tell you." "It all started when I got hit by your hot air balloon full of wish rocks." "As I recovered from my concussion," "I began reading all of your pathetic wishes." "Oh, oh." "That's disgusting." "I realized, that I could use you and your kingdom's belief in Frank to my advantage." "I could become Frank, the all-knowing Sky God!" "Of course, I anticipated that some of you would need a little convincing, so I sent Chauncey to get the goods." "How serendipitous that your little crisis of faith would coincide with my plans." "The icing on my evil genius cake." "That cake is iced with failure frosting, Karl." "And I'm saving you a corner piece because there's no way you're going to get away with this." "I'll tell my peoples everything!" "[laughing sarcastically]" "Be my guest." "Too bad no one will believe you." "[laughs]" "Please, I am their king." "They have to believe everything I say." "It's the law." "Uh, no, it isn't." "It, uh, it isn't?" "Ugh." "Who is in charge around here?" "Why would they listen to you when the almighty gods have spoken?" "No." "You will be sacrificed by your own people." "[laughs hysterically]" "It's brilliant!" "I am brilliant!" "Not so fast, Karl." "I'm not giving up my king without a fight." "[exclaiming] [grunts in pain]" "Clover!" "I said, "Put 'em up."" "What's wrong, Julien?" "You look afraid." "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you." "Not yet, at least." "Run, Your Majesty!" "Run!" "[screaming] Why?" "!" "[babbling incoherently]" "Snap out of it!" "Huh?" "[indistinct chatter]" "What are you all waiting for?" "Get him!" "Wait!" "Hear me out." "Make it quick." "Okay, I've got bad news." "Karl built a robot and is pretending to be Frank because he wants you to throw me in the volcano." "Good news is, we're all going to band together and stop him." "Okay, who's got a plan?" "I'll get his legs, someone get his feet." "We can toss him in the volcano before dinner." "Oh, Frank will be so proud of me!" "No, no!" "Are you not listening?" "Karl is Frank." "Uh-huh, we'll need tape for his mouth!" "But the screaming is the best part of the ritual sacrifice." "[screaming] [panting, gasping]" "Oh, man." "This is it." "There's no way I can beat a god, even if he is fake." "[Mort] You're a god to me, King Julien." "Ah, not now, Mort." "Ow, ow, ow!" "Wait, that's it!" "Timo!" "I need you to make me a god." "And I need you to do it in like an hour." "Hmm!" "[triumphant instrumental music playing]" "Julien, meet Larry the Volcano God." "[Julien] Yes." "If I was a god," "I believe this is exactly what I'd look like." "Uh, how are its dance moves?" "Is that important?" "[grunting]" "Dance is life, Timo." "It's always important." "So, uh, where's the door on this thing?" "[laughing, snorting]" "I forgot to build a door." "Timo, how am I going to fight Karl's robot if I can't even get into mine?" "Well, you could go in through the ear." "The ear?" "Who besides Mort, would be even tiny enough to fit through there?" "[Mort] Mmm." "Oil" "No, Mort!" "Focus." "[Mort groaning] Oh..." "Hey..." "Ooh..." "[grunting]" "Suck it in, Mort." "I'm trying!" "Step aside, Timo." "I'll handle this." "I'm okay!" "Remember, the suit is hooked up to your temporal lobe, so, whatever you want the suit to do, it will do." "Feet!" "Mort!" "Put me down right now" "Sorry." "[giggling]" "Fire up the thrusters." "Test number two." "Robot!" "Robot!" "Robot!" "[grunting]" "I am a robot!" "I am a robot!" "Mort, stop goofing around!" "We've got an evil genius to stop." "Okay." "[screaming]" "[crashing] -[Mort grunting]" "Ai-jai-jai." "Okay, Mort, let's go." "Since King Julien is too afraid to show up to do his duty as your king," "I am forced to sacrifice these two to my brother Larry instead." "[grunting]" "It's go-time, Mort." "Just read from the cue cards and remember, when I scream, "Throw me into a volcano,"" "that's your cue." "[Mort] Got it!" "[giggling]" "Prepare to be" "No, take me, Frank!" "Let me be your sacrifice, please!" "I love you!" "Where was I?" "Right." "Prepare to witness the awesome power of me," "Frank the Sky God, as I" "Not so fast, Frank!" "Karl..." "Whoever you are." "King Julien, there you are." "I knew you would come back." "A great king like you would never forsake his people." "Yes!" "I am a great king, and I have come to sacrifice myself." "Ah, huh?" "Oh, this is it, Chauncey!" "This is the moment we've been waiting for." "Victory is nigh, my friend!" "[squeaking]" "Don't worry, Julien." "This won't hurt a bit." "Not" "Not yet, at least." "Yeah, yeah, I know!" "[laughing hysterically]" "How I love the way we banter." "I think I'll miss that the most, when you're gone." "Aw, that'd be sweet, if you weren't about to throw me into a volcano!" "I said, "If you weren't about to throw me into a volcano!"" "Yes, I heard you the first time." "Come on, Mort, come on!" "One more time for the lemurs in the back." "If you weren't about to throw me into the volcano!" ""Throw me into a volcano." [repeating rapidly]" "Oh, that's my cue!" "[grunts]" "Well played, Julien." "Care to introduce your friend?" "Who?" "Him?" "Never seen him before in my life." "What is wrong, Frank?" "Do you not recognize your own brother?" "[gasps] Frank and Larry?" "[sighs]" "Why, hello, Larry." "Thank you for coming." "I'm just about to be thrown into a volcano." "Is there anything you'd like to say before I do that?" "Anything at all?" "Uh, yes." "I wanted to say..." "Uh..." "I..." "Something about Frank being a liar and how I shouldn't be thrown into the volcano?" "Perhaps." "I mean, just as an idea." "Yes!" "Frank is lying!" "King Julien should not be thrown into the volcano." "Frank should be thrown into the volcano!" "[gasping]" "All right, Larry." "Let's see what you're made of." "But I should warn you, you mess with the Frank, you get these!" "You mean, these?" "Huh?" "You've got those, too." "Well, what about... [sing-song] Buttons." "Buttons." "I love pushing buttons." "[gasping] -[grunting] [screaming]" "[straining] -[mumbling]" "[Mort shouting] -[screaming] [all gasping]" "Maurice, swing!" "[grunting] -[whimpering]" "This is no time for fun and games, guys!" "Ah!" "Enough peacocking!" "Let's do this!" "[giggling] Okay." "[exclaiming] [groaning]" "You are no match for me, Larry!" "No one can stop me!" "[screaming]" "[Mort] No!" "No!" "No!" "Now, where is Julien?" "Ah, the lava is burning the royal feet pads." "Help!" "Not the feet!" "You're going to have to go through me if you want to save your precious King Julien." "Okay by me!" "No!" "Ah, oh." "[grunting]" "This is for King Julien!" "Frank!" "Why!" "[sobbing]" "Congratulations, Julien." "It appears you have won this round." "News flash, Karl, I win every round." "This isn't over, Julien!" "Not yet, at least!" "Yeah, yeah, I can lower my voice, too." "[in a lowered voice] See, I'm doing it right now." "Gotcha!" "[giggling] [cheering]" "King Julien, you're safe!" "So, who's the big guy?" "Ha-ha-ha, hello." "Mort?" "Mort?" "Mighty Larry, take me to your lava palace, please!" "[digital beeping] [grunts]" "[sighing]" "What's wrong, King Julien?" "Karl's gone, and no one got thrown into the volcano." "You should be happy." "I can't be happy knowing that Frank's not real." "Wait." "Wait, I'm feeling something deep down in my nether-parts." "The royal butt is on fire!" "Stop drop and roll, Your Majesty!" "[sighs] Whew!" "That sky rain just put out my butt-fire." "Could that mean..." "No!" "It still doesn't prove that Frank is real." "I mean, after all, if he were real, he would definitely have done something about how annoying Mort is by now." "[laughing]" "[Mort shouting in pain]" "He really does work in mysterious ways." "[dramatic music playing]"