"HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ITALIAN?" "FOR A FIRST DATE?" "DEPENDS." "WE TALKIN' PIZZA OR PASTA?" "IT'S SO COMPLICATED." "TED, MY SWORD!" "HANG ON, DUDE, I GOT SOMETHING COOLER." "YOU SHOULD INVITE HER ON A STUDY DATE." "EVERYONE LOVES TO STUDY." "OH, MAN, NO PERPS?" "WE WERE UP ALL NIGHT FARMING THIS GUY." "ALL NIGHT?" "ALL NIGHT?" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?" "Both:" "WE'RE LATE FOR CLASS!" "COME ON, Kl." "COMING!" "DELIVERY." "LET'S GO." "CLASS IS CANCELED?" "SCORE!" "MORE TIME FOR QUESTING." "B.D., I'M LOOKING AT YOU." "OH, SORRY, DUDE." "I GOTTA GO GET READY." "WE'RE MEETING THE NEW FPS COACH TODAY." "AW, MAN, THERE'S ALWAYS AN FPS THING." "WHAT ABOUT IT, Kl?" "WANT TO GRIND SOME MOBS?" "HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT GRINDING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?" "WE HAVE NO CLASS." "I HAVEN'T LEARNED ANYTHING IN WEEKS." "I'M OFF TO YELL AT CALHOUN." "WHATEVER." "I GUESS I'LL NAB SOME Z's BEFORE DRIFT CLASS." "PSYCH." "I DON'T GET SLEEPY, B.D." "I GET GAMEY." "I GET GAME" "OH, MAN, I'M TIRED." "HERE." "YOU COULD USE THE EXTRA FUEL." "OH, YEAH!" "BRIAN!" "THANK GOD." "HOLD THIS." "WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF, JENNY?" "PLAYBOOKS, KILL REELS," "ANYTHING TO SHOW THE NEW COACH I AM AWESOME!" "STILL GUNNING FOR VARSITY, HUH?" "OH, YEAH, WHATEVER GETS ME TAPED TO THAT FLAGPOLE." "WAIT, THEY TAPE YOU TO A FLAGPOLE?" "IT'S AN OLD VARSITY TRADITION." "PLUS I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND" "IF I HAVE TO KEEP BABYSITTING J.V." "OH, NOT YOU." "I MEAN, YOU'RE GREAT." "IT'S JUST..." "THEM." "Girl:" "ONE..." "TWO-THREE!" "OH, YEAH." "STOW IT, NERDS!" "THE TRIAL'S ON!" "WELL, ANOTHER BAD DAY IN COURT FOR VGHS SUPERSTAR THE LAW," "ACCUSED OF FIRST-DEGREE HACKING" "BY THE ANTI-AIMBOT ASSOCIATION." "WORD HAS COME IN THAT FORMER FPS COACH BOB JACKSON" "HAS FLED TO ZANZIBAR," "REFUSING TO TESTIFY ON LAW'S BEHALF." "HEY." "HOW Y'ALL DOIN' OUT THERE?" "THANKS FOR COMING OUT." "REALLY MEANS A LOT." "ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GET THROUGH THIS." "UM..." "IN LIGHT OF THESE SUPER BOGUS CHEATING ALLEGATIONS," "AND OUT OF RESPECT TO VGHS," "THE LAST PLACE IN THE WORLD THAT TRULY BELIEVES IN ME," "MY LEGAL TEAM AND I FEEL IT'S IN MY BEST INTEREST" "TO PUNCH THROUGH MY PREPARED STATEMENT," "FIRE MY LEGAL TEAM," "AND SWEAR VENGEANCE ON THE LOSER" "WHO DARED FRAME THE LAW!" "YOU'RE GOING DOWN, BUDDY, JUST LIKE THIS PODIUM!" "NO!" "I NEVER CHEAT AND I NEVER LOSE!" "YOUR BOASTS FUEL ME!" "I'M ALL GASSED UP AND READY TO RIDE!" "WHOO!" "I CAN'T BELIEVE I DATED THAT GUY." "YEAH." "WHAT-?" "UM..." "SO, I WAS GONNA GRAB SOME PIZZA AND PASTA" "WITH TED AND Kl" "AT ROMERO'S TONIGHT, BUT..." "THEY KIND OF WANT TO JUST STAY INSIDE AND HANG OUT." "DO YOU WANT TO COME?" "OKAY." "WHA" " REALLY?" "MM-HMM." "AWESOME." "L" " I WAS THINKING AROUND SEVEN." "OH, ARE THEY ALLERGIC TO ANYTHING, BECAUSE I COULD MAKE" "MY SEVEN-NUT SHELLFISH ONION DIP." "OH, NO." "UH, THEY'RE NOT COMING." "UM, IT WAS JUST GONNA BE THE TWO OF US." "GRAB SOME ITALIAN FOOD AND MAYBE CATCH A MOVIE." "JUST..." "YOU KNOW, HANG OUT." "DOESN'T REALLY SOUND LIKE HANGING OUT, BRIAN." "SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ASKING ME ON A..." "WHAT IS THAT CALLED?" "YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE" "AND YOU'RE ASKING THEM ON..." "WHAT?" "A DATE." "YES." "I AM ASKING YOU ON A DATE, JENNY." "PLEASE COME TO MY DATE." "O KAY." "THIRTY SECONDS LATE, JENNY." "OFF TO A BAD START." "MOM?" "COACH MATRIX." "FALL IN." "ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL, THEODORE?" "SORRY, D.K. LONG NIGHT." "AH." "NO DOUBT TOILING OVER THE BOOK REPORT" "YOU WERE ABOUT TO GIVE ME." "THE ONE THAT'S DUE TODAY." "BOOK..." "REPORT?" "AW, SHUCKS, I LEFT IT IN MY ROOM." "CAN I JUST GET IT TO YOU MONDAY?" "YOU DIDN'T DO IT, DID YOU?" "N O WAY." "I SUPER DID IT." "I SWEAR." "IF YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH," "THEN DELIVER UNTO ME AT THE FPS TOURNEY THE REPORT." "YOU WANT IT BY TOMORROW?" "I WANTED IT BY TODAY." "Man:" "WE HAVE AN FPS TEAM IN SHAMBLES," "WITH SPONSORS DROPPING LIKE FLIES," "AND YOU BRING ON A WILD CARD LIKE MARY MATRIX?" "FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR JOB, CALHOUN," "I HOPE YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE." "NOT THE RIGHT CHOICE;" "THE ONLY CHOICE." "NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE A SCHOOL TO RUN." "WHAT THE CRAP DO YOU TWO WANT?" "TELL FREDDIE TO GIVE ME HOMEWORK." "WE HAVEN'T HAD AN ASSIGNMENT IN WEEKS." "YOU WANT HOMEWORK?" "DIDN'T YOU COME HERE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES?" "ACTUALLY, I CAME HERE TO LEARN ABOUT GAMERS:" "WHAT MAKES THEM TICK, AND" "TLDR, Kl." "NOBODY CARES." "FREDDIE, COME ON." "YOU KNOW THE RULES." "I KNOW I RULE." "JUST GIVE HER HOMEWORK EACH WEEK." "THIS IS A SCHOOL, GODDAMN IT." "UGH, FINE, FINE." "UH, Kl, YOUR HOMEWORK FOR EVERY WEEK" "FOREVER" "IS TO DO NO HOMEWORK." "NICE TRY, FREDDIE, BUT I DON'T THINK THAT COUNTS." " THAT COUNTS." " WHAT?" "IN YOUR FACE!" "JUST BREATHE, Kl." "KEEP IT TOGETHER." "DEAN CALHOUN, I RESPECTIVELY REQUEST" "TO BE WITHDRAWN FROM FREDDIE'S CLASS." "YEAH, NO." "NO, YOU DON'T GET TO DO THAT." "YOU DON'T GET TO WITHDRAW FROM CLASS," "YOU HAVE TO GET KICKED OUT BY THE TEACHER." "AND THAT AIN'T NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, YOU UGLY NARC!" "BUT..." "OKAY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE." "THERE'S GOT TO BE A LOOPHOLE OR SOMETHING." "WHY DON'T YOU GO LOOK FOR THAT LOOPHOLE ELSEWHERE?" "IF YOU TWO DON'T MIND, I HAVE A SCHOOL TO RUN." "HM!" "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT." "I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU, MY MAN." "RIGHT THERE." "LAYING IT DOWN, LARGE AND IN CHARGE." "GIMME THE BONES." "POUND IT." "RIGHT HERE." "POUND ME." "KNUCKLE SANDWICH." "SO YOU LOST YOUR STAR PLAYER." "BIG WHOOP." "YOU KNOW WHAT'S BETTER THAN A STAR PLAYER?" " HAVING A STAR TEAM." " NO." "A STAR COACH." "THAT'S ME." "AS HEAD COACH OF THE DENVER COMMANDOES," "I HAVE NEVER LOST A PRO CHAMPIONSHIP," "AND I'M SURE AS HELL NOT GOING TO START" "AT THE HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL." "I DO NOT LIKE WASTING TIME." "SPEAKING OF WHICH, J.V., I CAN'T BOTHER WITH YOU," "SO YOU JUST DO WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU DO." "VARSITY, LET'S TALK BUSINESS." "THIS IS THE NEW PLAYBOOK." "BANGED IT OUT LAST NIGHT." "MEMORIZE IT BY GAME TIME." "MEMORIZE A MILLION MOVES BY MONDAY MORNING?" "MS. MATRIX, THAT'S MARBLE MADNESS!" "YOU'RE CUT FROM THE TEAM, ALLITERATOR." "ANYONE ELSE?" "WELL, IT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED." "GOODBYE, EVERYBODY." "SO I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU AT THE GAME." "DISMISSED." "MOVE IT." "SO YOUR MOM'S THE NEW COACH." "THAT'$, UH, COOL, RIGHT?" "I'LL SEE YOU AT SEVEN, BRIAN." "OKAY, YEAH." "SEE YOU AT MY PLACE." "MY PLACE...?" "TRYING TO BUTTER UP THE NEW COACH?" "YEAH, SO I CAN HANDLE OUR ANNUAL PHONE CALL, BUT, UM," "IS THERE A REASON WHY YOU'RE HERE?" "YEAH, CALHOUN CALLED IN A FAVOR, AND I THOUGHT, WHY NOT?" "I'LL STOP MY DAUGHTER FROM SCREWING UP HER CAREER." "OKAY." "YOU'RE HERE." "WHATEVER." "YAY." "ABOUT THAT SPOT ON VARSITY, I WANT IT." " AND WHEN YOU'RE READY FOR IT, I'LL" " READY?" "ARE YOU SERIOUS?" "IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?" "I HAVE A GAME THAT I NEED TO PREP FOR." "STORY OF MY LIFE." "GOOD TALK, MOM." "THAT'S THE LAST RULE BOOK." "THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES." "I'LL NEVER HAVE HOMEWORK AGAIN." "OH, GOD." "HEY, KIWI." "GOT THE HOMEWORK BLUES?" "ME TOO." "I'M GONNA BE UP ALL NIGHT DOING THIS LONG," "BORING, SUCCULENT," "SAVORY HOMEWORK." "MAN, I'M HUNGRY." "AND SLEEPY." "DO YOU WANT TO SPLIT A PIZZA AND GO TO BED?" "HEY, TED, I NEED YOUR HELP!" "YOU GOT IT, BEST FRIEND!" "TED, WAIT!" "YOU LEFT YOUR HOME..." "WORK." "OKAY, MAN, THIS PLACE IS BOOKS!" "NOW I'VE REALLY GOT TO HIT THE CLEAN THIS PLACE SPOTLESS." "ALL RIGHT, THANKS, BUDDY." "HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK- TOMMY VERCETTI OR MAX PAYNE?" "I DON'T WANT TO SMELL LIKE A GUY WITH NOTHING TO LOSE" "OR DO I?" "NO, NO, NO, NO." "TED, YOU GOTTA WAKE UP, MAN." "JENNY'S GONNA BE HERE ANY SECOND!" "I'LL GET IT." " WHY, HELLO." " GOT A MOMENT?" "UH, SURE THING, MISS..." "COACH." "WHAT'S UP?" "IT SMELLS LIKE YOU GOT A DATE, SO I'LL JUST CUT TO THE CHASE." "I JUST TALKED TO VARSITY." "WHEW, THEY HATE YOU." "OH." "GOOD?" "YEAH, I SAID THE SAME THING." "SEE, I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM MAD," "TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER THEIR ASSES," "AND YOUR ASS IS THAT FIRE." "SO, I AM STARTING YOU IN THE VARSITY GAME TOMORROW." "WHAT?" "JENNY." "UH, BENNY." "TED BENNY." "MY ROOMMATE TED BENNY." "THE STORIES I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT TED BENNY." "OH, MAN, I'M SURE HE'S ON ONE OF HIS CLASSIC JAMS AGAIN." "UH, BEAR ME." "HEY, YOU." "DO YOU MIND IF WE SKIP DINNER AND JUST STAY IN TONIGHT?" "BUT, UM, THE DIP, THE DIP- WHERE'S THE DIP?" "DIP?" "OH, I MUST HAVE FORGOT." "LOOK, JENNY, JUST BECAUSE TED AND Kl AREN'T HERE" "DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT DIP." "OKAY." "UM..." "I THINK I HAVE SOME PICANTE IN MY ROOM." "THAT SOUNDS GREAT." "YEAH, GO GET THAT." "PLEASE." "OKAY." "SURE." "OH, BRING CHIPS, TOO." "OH, HE'S So FUNNY!" "OH, MY GOODNESS!" "OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY." "SO, ABOUT TOMORROW'S GAME," "I REALLY THINK THAT WHO YOU SHOULD" "I'LL SEE YOU AT THE GAME, BRIAN." "YES, MA'AM." "BAD TIE." "MY GOODNESS." "HERE'S YOUR SALSA, WEIRDO." "JENNY, WAIT." "LISTEN, WE GOTTA TALK, ALL RIGHT?" " YOUR MOM WANTS" " BRIAN, PLEASE." "DO YOU MIND IF WE JUST RELAX TONIGHT?" "WE NEED CHIPS." "WE NEED CHIPS." "AHEM." "CHIPS." "BRB." "COME ON, TED." "COME ON, TED, BE AWAKE." "TED!" "JENNY'S HERE, IN HER PJ's." "SHE LOOKS ADORABLE." "I THINK WE'RE GONNA CUDDLE!" "BUT" " BUT" " HER MOM WANTS TO START ME IN VARSITY TOMORROW," "BUT SHE WANTS TO START TOMORROW," "AND IF I TELL HER, THAT'S GONNA RUIN OUR DATE." " DUDE, WHAT DO I DO?" " Ki:" "BRIAN?" "Kl?" "BRIAN, DO YOU HAVE ANY HOMEWORK?" "WHAT?" "WHERE'S TED?" "OH, I DON'T KNOW, AND I DON'T CARE." "I JUST FINISHED HIS HOMEWORK, AND I NEED MORE." " Ki:" "WHAT DO I DO?" " HAVE YOU TRIED-?" "WELCOME TO VARSITY, BRIAN!" "HA HA HA HA HA!" "Ki:" "BRIAN?" "BRIAN?" "BRIAN?" "ONE SECOND, BRIAN, I HAVE ANOTHER PHONE CALL COMING IN." "HELLO, Kl'S PHONE." "THIS IS Kl SPEAKING." "HELLO, Kl." "THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE." "LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE DOING YOUR HOMEWORK." "THIS IS NOT MINE, I PROMISE." "OH, IF IT'S NOT YOURS, THAT'S" "WAIT A MINUTE." "NOT DOING YOUR HOMEWORK" "ISN'T THAT THE HOMEWORK I ASSIGNED YOU?" ""F" STANDS FOR MORE THAN JUST FREDDIE, Kl." "IT ALSO STANDS FOR "YOU FAIL"!" " NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." " YES." "YOU'RE FAILING MY CLASS, Kl." "NO." "OH, GOD." "BRIAN?" "SO..." "YOU'RE STARTING TOMORROW." "YEAH." "SORRY." "I WANTED TO TELL YOU," "I JUST..." "I MEAN, YOU SAID YES TO US DATING" "OR AT LEAST GOING ON A DATE" "AND I..." "I DIDN'T WANT TO RUIN IT." "YEAH, I GET IT." "YOU'RE PROBABLY PRETTY PISSED." "OH, YEAH." "WELL, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER," "I HAD A WEDGIE BEFORE THEY PUT ME UP HERE," "AND EVERYTHING I DO MAKES IT WORSE." "WELL, SETTLE IN." "YOU'VE GOT A LONG NIGHT AHEAD OF YOU," "AND AN ENTIRE PLAYBOOK TO LEARN." "IF I GROVEL SOME MORE, WILL YOU CUT ME DOWN?" "AND RUIN 40 YEARS OF TRADITION?" "FAT CHANCE." "OKAY." "PAGE ONE." "THE PANAMA PINCER FORMATION." "YOU HAVE TWO GUYS ON THE LEFT," "AND THE REST OF YOUR TEAM STAYS BACK ON BASE." "AT SECOND 30, YOU SEND OUT THE REST OF THE TEAM..." "GOOD MORNING." "OH, CRAP, I FORGOT MY HOMEWORK!" "SO BOTH ASSAULTS FLANK LEFT." "EXACTLY." "PIE PUPPY!" "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "THE LAW'S VERDICT CAME IN." "THE LAW, IN REGARDS TO THE CHARGE" "OF AIMBOTTING IN THE FIRST DEGREE," "WE FIND YOU..." "GUILTY." "ON BEHALF OF "FIELD OF FIRE" CUSTOMER SUPPORT," "YOUR ACCOUNT IS HEREBY BANNED FOR A PERIOD OF NO SHORTER" "THAN, LIKE, FOREVER." "WHAT?" "!" "ALSO, THE VGHS VARSITY FPS TEAM IS STRIPPED OF ITS VICTORIES" "AND BANNED FROM THIS YEAR'S HIGH SCHOOL CHAMPIONSHIP." "WHAT?" "!" "THANK YOU FOR CONTACTING CUSTOMER SUPPORT," "AND MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!" "WAIT." "SO DOES THAT MEAN...?" "IT MEANS THE SEASON'S OVER." "VARSITY CAN'T EVEN GO TO PLAYOFFS." "WELL, PEACE, GUYS." "I'M GOING TO YALE." "HEARD THEY NEED A SNIPER." "DID YOU EVEN READ YOUR CONTRACT, MARY?" "YOU SIGNED ON FOR A SEASON." " NO DICE." " DON'T YOU DICE ME." "ERNIE, IT'S BEEN REAL." "HAVE YOUR LAWYERS CALL MY LAWYERS." "Ki:" "THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY." "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?" "A LOOPHOLE." "AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GAME IS FINALLY GETTING UNDER" "WAIT A MINUTE." "IS THIS THE J.V. TEAM?" "WHAT THE HECK IS MARY MATRIX THINKING?" "IF SHE JUST RECEIVED THE SAME NEWS BULLETIN I DID," "SHE'S THINKING, THANK GOD FOR WEIRD STUDENT Kl SWAN," "WHO JUST DISCOVERED A LOOPHOLE" "ALLOWING J.V. TO TAKE VARSITY'S PLACE" "IN VGHS'S BID FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP." "I GUESS SINCE TECHNICALLY THE CSA'S RULING" "APPLIES ONLY TO VARSITY, THE J.V. SQUAD CAN DO" "WELL, WHO CARES." "IT MAKES FOR GREAT TV." "THANKS FOR WATCHING!" "IT'S JUST LIKE ANY OTHER GAME, GUYS." "Jumpin' Jacks:" "EXCEPT WE LOSE ALL OUR GAMES." "YEAH, WELL, NOT THIS TIME." " Jenny:" "LET'S Go!" " All:" "VIDEO GAME!" " GO FOR THE BOMB." " THIRTY SECONDS TO PLANT." "YEAH!" "YES!" "Spectators:" "CYBERDWARVES!" "CYBERDWARVES!" "Kl, THERE YOU ARE." "HAVE YOU SEEN MY..." "BACKPACK?" "OH." "ALL RIGHT." "LET'S DO THIS THING." "OH, WAIT, UM..." "I ALREADY..." "TED, UH..." "BE THAT WHAT I THINK IT BE?" "BY MY TROTH!" "THIS IS..." "AMAZING." ""A"" " PLUS." "THE BEST PAPER I'VE EVER LOOKED AT." "SO MANY WORDS." "AH." "IT PAINS ME TO ADMIT, OLD FRIEND," "THAT I DOUBTED YOU." "PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES..." "YEAH, UH, AND MY CORNDOG." "Spectators:" "YEAH!" "Girl:" "WE LOVE YOU, GAMES!" "THEY'RE COMING." "LOCK IT DOWN." "WATCH OUT FOR SNIPER FIRE." "HA HA!" "YOU TALKIN' TO-?" "WHERE'S THE BOMB?" "TIE GAME," "AND VGHS SCORES BY THE SKIN OF THEIR LUCKY UNDERPANTS." "THEY'LL NEED MORE THAN UNDERPANTS TO CLOSE THE DEAL" "AGAINST THIS POWERFUL CYBERDWARF DEFENSE" "IN THE FINAL ROUND." "D.K.!" "TAKE IT BACK." "I DIDN'T WRITE THAT PAPER." "I DON'T KNOW WHO DID, BUT..." "I'M REALLY SORRY." "I WANTED TO DO IT, I JUST..." "DIDN'T." "THERE'S NO EXCUSE." "I'M A BUTT." "OH, THEODORE." "A BUTT YE MAY BE, BUT AN HONEST BUTT AT THAT." "AH." "THE CORNDOG IS YOURS." "THE PAPER IS MINE." "BY MONDAY." "YOU GOT IT!" "YEAH!" "WHOO!" "CORNDOGS!" "ALL RIGHT, GUYS." "FINAL ROUND." "PLEASE TELL ME THAT SOMEBODY READ MY PLAYBOOK." " I DID." " I DID." "SPECIAL DELIVERY." "Mary Matrix:" "GOT IT?" "GO!" "TANK UP FRONT." "GAMES, MORIARTY, MAKE SOME NOISE." "BOOM." "AAAAHHHH!" "' OHH!" "'AAH!" "SPLIT!" "THEY'RE FLANKING LEFT AND RIGHT" "HERE I COME!" "LOOK OUT FOR JUMPIN' JACKS!" "AAAHHH!" "Students:" "VGHS!" "VGHS!" "FINAL CHANCE FOR VGHS." "IT ALL COMES DOWN TO JENNY MATRIX AND BRIAN D." "BRIAN, THEY'RE ON TO YOU!" "DON'T BLOW UP!" "DON'T BLOW UP!" "JENNY, GET READY FOR THE SHOT OF YOUR L" "UNH!" "OHH!" "VGHS WINS!" "Mary Matrix:" "HEY!" "PRACTICE IS AT FIVE A.M. DON'T BE LATE." "NICE LOOPHOLE, Kl." "CONSIDER YOURSELF OFF RHYTHM GAMING." "BUT I DIDN'T FIND A LOOPHOLE FOR, UM..." "Kl." "HE MEANS A LOOPHOLE TO HIS HEART." "I HATE BOTH OF YOU." "YOU WON!" "YES!" "WE WON!" "OF COURSE WE DID!" "WELCOME TO VARSITY." "THANKS." "YOU TOO." "SO..." "PIZZA OR PASTA, HMM?" "BRIAN, I CAN'T." "IT SUCKS, BUT WE'RE ON VARSITY NOW," "AND MY MOM'S THE COACH," "AND I'M THE CAPTAIN OF VARSITY." "I HAVE TO GET US TO PLAYOFFS." "IT'S JUST" " IT'S" "IT'S TOO MUCH." "PROBABLY HATE ME NOW, HUH?" "NO, JENNY, I DON'T HATE YOU." "I REALLY LIKE YOU." "I KNOW." "FRIENDS?" "I'LL SEE YOU AT PRACTICE, CAPTAIN." "THIS IS GONNA BE A WEIRD YEAR, BRIAN." "YOU SAID IT." "YOU KNOW WHAT, GUYS?" "AS LONG AS THE THREE OF US ARE TOGETHER" "TED!" "GET BACK TO WORK!" "NO QUESTING UNTIL YOU HAVE TEN PAGES." "OKAY, OKAY." "SORRY." "SORRY, BUDDY." "YOU JUST TOLD US TO KEEP YOU FOCUSED." "HEY, BRIAN D!" "MY BEST BUDDY!" "WHAT'S UP?" "SO, MARY MATRIX MADE YOU AND ME ROOMMATES." "ISN'T THAT AWESOME?" "PUT ALL OF MY STUFF EVERYWHERE."