"( Burlesque music playing )" "Announcer:" "TONIGHT..." "EAT, DRINK, FONDLE, AND GROPE WITH THE ROYALS" "AT THE SEX MANIACS' BALL..." "COULD YOU TAKE YOUR PENISES, PLEASE," "AND PLACE THE MUNDER THE TABLES?" " Woman's voice:" "There you are." " Announcer:" "MAKE A DATE WITH VALERIE," "THE LATEST CYBERNETIC SEX-TOY..." "WHAT WE'RE AIMING FOR ARE JERKOFFS..." "THIS IS JERKOFF SOFTWARE." "Announcer:" "TOUR BRAZIL ON THE PLEASURE BUS..." "WOW!" "Announcer:" "MEET A LOVING COUPLE." "WHOSE WHIPS ARE HANDMADE" "AND HAND-TESTED." "GO WEST WITH A FETISH FILMMAKER" "AND HIS GIRDLE COLLECTION." "REAL STORIES, REAL PEOPLE..." "REAL SEX." "( Both laughing )" "ALL NEW "REAL SEX."" "WHEN YOU FIRST BROUGHT IN THE FIRST CONCEPTION OF HER" "AS A 3-D MODEL, THAT FIRST SCENE..." "THAT WAS SEXY." "YOU KNOW?" "AND YOU WERE JUST LAUGHING AND LAUGHING..." ""LOOK AT THIS!" YOU KNOW?" "AND WE WERE ALL, LIKE," "AROUND THE COMPUTER..." "IT WAS A TURN-ON." "IT WAS COOL." "Man:" "WELL WHEN I WAS DOING THAT..." "THE FIRST TEST, RIGHT?" "I WAS GETTING SWEATY PALM." "BUT IT WASN'T BECAUSE IT WAS A TURN-ON," "IT WAS BECAUSE, "OH, MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW THIS TO THE GUYS."" "OH, SHE'S DOING THIS BIGTIT-FUCK THING AND I CAN ACTUALLY PROGRAM IT."" "( C.D. whirring )" "( rock song playing )" "WHEN I FIRST HEARD ABOUT CD-ROM WAS ABOUT 1985," "AND I KNEW THAT THAT WAS A FANTASTIC NEW MEDIUM" "THAT I HAD TO EXPLORE." "IT WAS VERY LARGE-SCALE." "WE'RE TALKING," "AS I SAID EARLIER, 650 MEGABYTES OF DATA." "SO IT ALLOWS YOU TO CREATE VERY ROBUST" "ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTSON THE COMPUTER" "THAT HAVE LOTS AND LOTS OF VISUALS AND GRAPHICS," "LOADS OF ANIMATION, EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF AUDIO." "AND THIS, OF COURSE, IS VERY IMPORTANT" "WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO CREATE AN EROTIC SIMULATION." "THE SETUP IN "VALERIE ONE"" "WAS THAT YOU PRESUMABLY HAD THIS DATE WITH HER." "BUT IT WAS VERY VAGUE." "YOU HAD A CARD IN YOUR HAND THAT SAID," ""MEET ME TONIGHT." "SIGNED, VALERIE."" "AND YOU WERE STANDING IN FRONT OF THIS BUILDING" "THAT YOU WERE TO ASSUME WAS HER BUILDING." "THEN YOU HAD TO LOCATE HER APARTMENT" "AND KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND BE INVITED INTO HER APARTMENT" "TO EXPLORE HER APARTMENT AND EXPLORE VALERIE." "( Knocking )" "There you are." "WE GET TOGETHER..." "I LIKE TO GET TOGETHER WITH MY CREATIVE TEAM" "AND BOUNCE A LOT OF IDEAS OFF OF THEM" "AND GET A LOT OF THEIR INPUT ON IT." "LIKE, FOR THE USER P.O.V..." "THE INTERACTION..." "WE HAD DISCUSSED USING, LIKE, DILDOS." "IS THE USER WHITE?" "IS HE BLACK?" "SO ARE WE JUST GONNA DO, LIKE, COLORED VIBRATORS OR WHAT?" "I DON'T LIKE SOMEBODY TO DECIDE, YOU KNOW... ( man talking )" " YEAH, RIGHT." "IT'S LIKE, "THIS IS MY POINT OF VIEW AND HERE'S YOUR PENIS."" "YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, "WRONG, THAT'S NOT WHAT MINE LOOKS LIKE."" "YOU KNOW, "AND IT'S NOT THAT COLOR EITHER."" "AND PEOPLE WILL GET EXCITED, I THINK, ABOUT TRYING TO FIND" "IF WE'VE GOT THEIR FAVORITE SEX ACT IN THERE..." " RIGHT, "THE KAMA SUTRA."" " THE STRANGEST ONE..." "RIGHT, FOR ME THE SEXIEST PART IS UNDRESSING HER." "SHE SAYS, "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF?"AND YOU'RE LIKE, "HEY, YEAH!"" "I've been told that I have a very sexy body." "Do you think I'm sexy?" "Let me guide you." "Start with my top." "WHAT WE'RE AIMING FOR ARE JERKOFFS..." "THIS IS JERKOFF SOFTWARE." "BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO WORK THAT" "WHEN YOU'VE GOT ONE HAND ON THE KEYBOARD" "AND THE OTHER ONE ON YOUR MOUSE." "YOU NEED A THIRD HAND." "Start with my top." "Now take off my tights." "Please remove my bustier." "It's a little snug." " I LIKE THAT." "I LIKE SNUGBUSTIERS." "I'm very proud of my breasts." "Man:" "WELL, BASICALLY WE DON'T LIKE GAMES THAT." "ARE OVERLY CHALLENGING." "IT HAS TO BE A VERY LOOSE," "VERY COMFORTABLE FORM OF ENTERTAINMENT." "IT IS INTERACTIVE EROTICA" "AND SO WE DON'T HAVE TO HAVE PEOPLE" "JUMP THROUGH FLAMING HOOPS." "Does my body excite you?" "Tell the truth." "ANY VISUAL EROTIC, YOU KNOW, MATERIAL," "IS VOYEURISTIC..." "FEEDS A VOYEURISTIC FANTASY," "ABSOLUTELY." "IT'S INTERACTIVE." "IT'S DYNAMIC." "IT'S AN EXPERIENCE THEY COME BACK TO AGAIN AND AGAIN." "Mmm, that's nice." "Now you can touch my body." "WHAT ARE THE ASPECTS OF THE PRODUCT" "THAT..." "THAT TURN THE USER ON THE MOST?" "WE DO GET A LOT OF FEEDBACK." "DIDN'T WE GET SOME LETTERS IN THE OTHER DAY?" "Man:" "LETTERS, LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALLS..." " LATE-NIGHT PHONE CALLS!" "FROM USERS TRYING TO WORK THEIR MOUSE WITH THEIR LEFT HAND." "( laughing )" " WELL I GUESS ONE OF THE THINGS IS," "YOU KNOW, IN THE FIRST "VALERIE," SHE'S JUST THERE IN ONE POSITION," "AND IN THE NEW "VALERIE," WE'VE GOT..." "YOU KNOW," "WE'VE GOT HER MOVING QUITE WILDLY ON THE SCREEN." "AND..." "LIKE YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND." "NOT LIKE MY OLD GIRLFRIEND WHO..." "WHO WOULD JUST LAY THERE" "LIKE A LOG." " WE'VE ALL HAD THOSE." "( Men all laughing )" "You want to watch meplay with myself?" "OKAY, THEN YOU CLICK ON A LEG..." "CLICK, YEAH, ON A LEG OR ANYWHERE RIGHT NOW." "I'LL JUST PUTA WHOLE BIG BUTTON ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN." "RIGHT, I SEE." "AND THEN SHE COMES UP." "AND THEN I'VE GOT" "SOME SEPARATE LITTLE SPRITES OF HER ARMS RENDERED," "YOU KNOW, THAT WILL COME DOWN HERE." "Man ♪2:" "OUR NEWEST VERSION OF VIRTUAL VALERIE," ""VIRTUAL VALERIE 2"..." "SHE'S A THREE-DIMENSIONAL COMPUTER GRAPHIC," "AND A THREE-DIMENSIONAL MODEL." "WE DID SOME EARLY TEST ANIMATIONS" "AS KIND OFA PROOF-OF-CONCEPT THAT..." "THAT WHEN THE MODEL MOVED, IT HAD A SENSE OF LOOKING LIKE A REAL PERSON." "THIS WAS AN EARLY PROOF-OF-CONCEPT." "ONE OF THE THINGS WE WANTED TO GET WHEN SHE WAS WALKING" "WAS WE WANTED TO GET KIND OF AN ASS WIGGLE HAPPENING," "HOPEFULLY TO GET THE SEXY LITTLE REAR END." "THIS IS THE CHALLENGE:" "TRY TO VISUALLY REPRESENT ORGASM..." "ORGASM, RIGHT." " ..." "ON A 3-D MODEL WOMAN." "IT'S HARD ENOUGH TRYING TO TELL ON A REAL WOMAN HALF THE TIME" "IF THEY'RE FAKING OR NOT SO..." "RIGHT RIGHT." "YOU KNOW, SO..." "Man:" "THE THING IS, THEY KNOW SHE'S FAKING," "'CAUSE SHE'S FAKE." "Mmm, good." "Mmm, good." "Man:" "WE'RE DEVELOPING THIS PRODUCT NOW." "IT'S IN PREPRODUCTION." "AND "DONNA MATRIX" IS THE PRODUCT." "AND WHAT IT IS IS IT'S KIND OF LIKE" "VIRTUAL VALERIE'S EVIL TWIN SISTER," "WHICH HAS A VERY DECIDED, YOU KNOW, B  D, S  M-APPROACH." "SHE'S A LEATHER WOMAN." "SHE'S A MISTRESS." "I MEAN, THIS IS WHY SHE'S CALLED "DONNA MATRIX."" "( man laughing ) THAT'S COOL." "I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE THAT IN, LIKE, A HARDER PART." "LIKE, MAYBE WHEN SHE GETS INTO THE DOMINATION STUFF" "THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT EARLIER," "WHEN THE RACK STUFF COMES IN, BECAUSE THE THEME SONG" "IS GONNA BE USED THROUGHOUT THE GAME, RIGHT?" "RIGHT NOW, WE'VE BEEN GETTING MORE AND MORE INTOTHE SEXY TALK" "AND THE SEXY VOICE AND THE AUDIO..." "IT'S VERY IMPORTANT." "SO YOU THOUGHT SHE DID A REALLY GOOD JOB?" "OH, YEAH, SHE WAS REALLY PROFESSIONAL." "OH, LISTEN TO THIS..." "Valerie:" "You like to fuck my big fat tits, don't you?" " ( Man laughing )" "YEAH, A REAL PRO." "I LIKE THAT." " VERY SEXY." "Man:" "SO WE'VE SOLD OVER 10,000 "VIRTUAL VALERIE."" "AND THAT IS NOT A LARGE NUMBER" "AS SOFTWARE GOES." "BUT IN CD-ROM..." "IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO LOOK AT IT" "IN THE CONTEXT OF CD-ROM AT THIS EARLY JUNCTURE..." "THAT IS A MAJOR HIT." "Touch me here." "That's it." "That's better." "I like a lover with a soft touch." "Please continue." "That's it." "Now rub my nipples." "I'm very aroused." "Would you like to watch me play with myself?" "YEAH, I WOULD." "I think we'd be much more comfortable in my bedroom." "Would you like to join me there?" "WHOA!" "WHERE'D SHE GO?" "WE'VE HAD, YOU KNOW, MEN SAYING," ""BOY, YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER GOTTEN LAID SO MANY TIMES."" "NOW THAT I'VE GOT 'VIRTUAL VALERIE ' IT'S JUST A GREAT TURN ON." "I SHOW THIS COMPUTER GAME TO THESE GIRLS THAT I MEET," "AND THEY GET TURNED ON EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY" "IT'S DISGUSTING AND STUPID." YOU KNOW, ( snaps fingers )." "YOU KNOW, IT WORKS." "IT'S BEAUTIFUL." "THIS ONE IS CALLED "THE MIGHTY MOE THROBBER."" "ONE OF THE REASONS WHY VALERIE DOESN'T GET SATISFIED" "IS BECAUSE IF SHE DID," "THE SIMULATION WOULD COME TO AN END." "SO I'D RATHER HAVE THEM CAUGHT IN A LOOP." "THEY GO AT IT AGAIN AND AGAIN, JUST LIKE REAL SEX." "THIS IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT HUMANS DO OVER AND OVER AGAIN," "THE SAME WAY EACH TIME, EVEN." "IT'S STILL FUN." "( Laughing )" "Valerie:" "My name is Virtual Valerie, and I am a sex toy." "Man:" "OKAY, WE'RE ROLLING!" "SPEED!" ""REAL SEX" STREET INTERVIEWS, TAKE ONE." "I THINK SEX IS..." "IS LIKE PIZZA." "SEX IS LIKE PIZZA?" " YEAH YEAH." "EVEN WHEN IT'S BAD, IT'S STILL PRETTY GOOD." "IT'S HOT AND CRUSTY." " RIGHT." "YOU HAVE TO HAVE A WOMAN THAT'S INTO IT." " Man:" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" " SHE'S GOT TO MAKEA LOT OF NOISE." "TO LET YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THINGS..." "SHE CAN'T JUST LAY THERE LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES." " RIGHT." "SEE, IT HAS TO BE A MOVING, KIND OF EMOTIONAL," "BUT YET ALSO ATHLETIC EXPERIENCE." "IT'S LIKE A CYCLE YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH." "WHEN YOU HIT THAT CYCLE..." "OH!" "IT'S GREAT." "DON'T YOU THINK..." "AGREE..." "SHE AGREES." "COULD BE 10 MINUTES, IT COULD BE 20 MINUTES..." "YEAH YEAH." " ..." "IT COULD BE FOUR MINUTES." "I MEAN..." "I MEAN, ADVICE-WISE," "GO AS LONG AS YOU CAN WITHOUT ACTUALLY," "I GUESS, HAVING..." "LOSING IT." "WITHOUT LOSING IT OR HAVING SEX, I'D SAY," "GO 10, 15 MINUTES, IF YOU CAN, JUST" "KISSING AND LICKING AND WHATEVER ELSE YOU WANT TO DO." "YOU KNOW, THERE'S REALLY NOT TOO MANY PLEASURES IN LIFE, YOU KNOW?" "AND SEX IS JUST, LIKE, ONE OF THEM, YOU KNOW?" "LIKE, IF I'M HAVING IT WITH MYSELF, IT'S GREAT." "IF I'M HAVING IT WITH HER, IT'S GREAT." "IF, YOU KNOW, I'M HAVING IT WITH ANOTHER GUY, IT'S GREAT." "IT'S SEX." " RIGHT?" "IT'S GREAT." " WONDERFUL." "RIGHT?" "I MEAN, LIKE, HOW MUCH IS THERE TO ENJOY IN LIFE?" "SEX IS GREAT." "YEAH, AND THEN WE'LL HAVE THE UNDER-TABLE THING" "STARTING AT A SPECIFIC MOMENT." "SO THAT'S ALL GOT TO BE STAGED..." "HELLO?" "HELLO!" "OH, IT'S HECTIC, IT'S HECTIC." "BUT NEVER MIND, IT'S OKAY." "I'M JUST ABOUT ALIVE STILL." "( Techno music playing )" "THE BALL IS JUST..." "WELL, YOU'LL SEE." "I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE BALL." "IT'S JUST ONE OF THE BEST THINGS I'VE EVER BEEN TO," "AND IT'S, LIKE, IN THE MIDDLE OF LONDON." "LET'S JUST GET THE WHOLE IDEA CORRECT." "IT'S AN EVENING OF CHARITY." "YOU ARE THERE TO COLLECT MONEY FROM THE PUBLIC." "Woman:" "IT'S A VERY BIG EVENT." "HAPPENS EVERY YEAR." "IT'S USUALLY TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS." "PEOPLE, COULD YOU TAKE YOUR PENISES, PLEASE," "TO PLACE UNDER THE TABLES?" "THANK YOU VERY MUCH." "WHAT'S THIS..." "WHAT'S THE..." "NO, WHAT'S THE...?" "YES?" "Woman:" "WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE A YEAR." "AND IT'S THE BEST THING I'VE EVER BEEN TO." "WHY?" "'CAUSE TUPPY ORGANIZES IT." "IT'S GOT TO BE." "TUPPY?" " YEAH?" "HOW DO YOU FANCY THIS?" "THIS IS FOR THE WINE WAITERS." "YES?" " AND ALL WE DO..." "THEY'VE GOT A CORKSCREW ON THE END" "AND AS THEY PULL THE CORKS CREW OUT..." "Man:" "OH, HARMLESS FUN." "OR "HARNESS" FUN, IF YOU'D LIKE." "IF YOU WOULD?" "I AM GOING TO BE QUEEN OF THE SEX MANIACS' BALL." "ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?" "Tuppy:" "THE SEX MANIACS' BALL COINCIDES WITH." "SEX MANIACS' DAY, WHICH I MADE MY BIRTHDAY," "BECAUSE I THOUGHT, "ONE DAY I'M GOING TO GET SO OLD"" "NOBODY'S GOING TO WANT TO SCREW ME," "SO IF I MAKE SEX MANIACS' DAY THE DAY EVERYBODY HAS TOHAVE SEX," ""THEN PERHAPS I'LL HAVE SEX AS WELL TILL THE DAY I DIE."" "( trumpet blaring )" "Tuppy:" "THIS YEAR, THE THEME IS ROYAL," "AND WE'VE TOLD PEOPLE, IF THEY DON'T COME DRESSED PROPERLY," "THEN THEY'LL BE TAKEN OFF TO THE QUEEN'S EXECUTIONER." "WELL, THIS IS MEANT TO BE HENRY VIII." "AND I'M VERY EXCITED TO BE AT THE BALL." "I FIND IT AMAZING, YOU KNOW?" "PEOPLE COME FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD" "TO BE HERE." "I'VE COME TO HONOR," "TO SERVE, THE QUEEN OF THE BALL," "MISTRESS ANTOINETTE," "THE WORLD'S GREATEST DOMINATRIX." "LICK, SLAVE, LICK.THERE." "Tuppy:" "WE HAVE THIS SPLENDID BANQUET," "AND AS WELL, WE HAVE PEOPLE HIDDEN UNDER THE TABLES." "ALL OF A SUDDEN, THEIR LEGS MIGHT GET VIBRATED" "OR TIED TOGETHER OR TIED TO THE NEXT PERSON'S LEGS..." "NO, I GOT..." "NOT MY SHOES, PLEASE!" "GENERALLY SORT OF GIVING THEM THE IDEA THAT THEY MIGHT GET A BLOWJOB." "THANK YOU." "BASICALLY, THE BALL IS FOR PEOPLE" "WHO NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO COME OUT AND EXPRESS THEIR FETISH" "OR THEIR PARTICULAR SEXUAL TASTE." "AND THEY COME ALONG AND THEY GET ACCEPTED FORTHE FIRST TIME." "THEY MIGHT MEET SOMEBODY WHO'S GOT A SIMILAR TASTE." "AND BASICALLY, WHEN YOUGET TO THE BALL," "YOU JUST THINK, "WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE ALL THESE PEOPLE EXIST."" "AND YOU JUST THINK, "WOW."" "Girl:" "IT'S SO DIFFERENT." "IT'S NOT A DISCO." "IT'S LIKE A FESTIVAL." "IT'S A FESTIVAL OF PEOPLE" "AND IT'S SUCH A CHANGE." "YOU'VE GOT PERFORMANCE ART" "AND YOU'VE GOT, LIKE, YOU KNOW, STALLS WHERE YOU CAN BUY THINGS." "AAAHHH!" "MY OLD DARLIN'!" " OILY TRISTAM!" "Woman:" "VOLUNTEERS AND EXHIBITIONISTS WELCOME." "Man:" "CAN'T GO WRONG." "WHAT DO YOU SAY THERE, GENTLEMEN?" "HAVE A LOOK!" "Woman:" "GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH." "YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES." "Tuppy:" "THE SEX MANIACS' BALL IS A BENEFIT NIGHT." "AND IT RAISES MONEY FOR A SELF-HELP GROUP THAT I RUN" "WHICH HELPS DISABLED PEOPLEFIND PARTNERS" "AND ESTABLISH THEMSELVES AS SEXUAL BEINGS." "SO TO RAISE MONEY, WE HAVE LOTS OF LITTLE SIDESHOWS AT THE BALL." "AND WE HAVE THE GROPE BOX." "AND WE CHARGE PEOPLE TO GROPE THROUGH THE HOLES," "AND WE CHARGE PEOPLE TO GO IN," "SO WE MAKE MONEY ONE WAY OR THE OTHER." "Man:" "LET'S GO." "TIME FOR A GROPE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN." "SIX PEOPLE IN THE BOX." "THE BIGGEST SPEND OF THE NIGHT..." "LET'S GO." "OH, COME ON." "YOU GO IN." "( Man speaking over loudspeaker )" "Woman:" "CAN I PLEASE HAVE..." "THREE PEOPLE FOR THE." "ICE CREAM COCKSUCKING COMPETITION?" "WILL SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND SUCK MY COCK?" "Tuppy:" "ONE OF THE FAVORITE COMPETITIONS." "IS CALLED THE "ICE CREAM BLOWJOB COMPETITION."" "AND THAT'S ICE CREAMS MADE LIKE PENISES" "AND WE HAVE A PRIZE FOR THE PERSON WHO SUCKS IT BEST..." "IS HE THE WINNER OR IS HE NOT THE WINNER?" " Woman:" "IS HE THE WINNER?" " All:" "NO!" "YEAH!" "YEAH!" "AND THEN THIS YEAR, WE'RE HAVING LITTLE APPLES" "THAT ARE JOINED TO A PAPIER-MACHE DILDO" "AND THAT WILL BE THE BALL-LICKING COMPETITION." "AND THE OTHER PUNISHMENT IS TO BE LOCKED IN THE CAGE" "WHICH IS THIS FANTASTIC, BIG, WROUGHT-IRON CAGE." "THERE'LL BE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN IT AND YOU HAVE TO PAY TO GET OUT." "I WAS A BIT UPSET WHEN I WAS IN THE CAGE." "I WAS ONLY GROPED ONCE." "THAT'S A BIT INSULTING, REALLY." "( Techno playing )" "Man:" "THERE'S AN AWFUL LOT OF PEOPLE WHO USE THE BALL." "TO EXPRESS THEIR FANTASIES AND TO LIVE IT OUT FOR AN EVENING, YOU KNOW?" "IT'S A KIND OF CELEBRATION OF PEOPLE'S PERSONAL TASTES," "OF WHATEVER THEYWANT TO DO." "THEY JUST GO OUT THERE AND DO IT." "Woman:" "JUST THE FACT THAT YOU CAN GO AND YOU CAN LOOK." "EXACTLY HOW YOU WANT, WHETHER IT'S OUTRAGEOUS OR FAIRLY TAME." "YOU CAN JUST EXPRESS YOURSELF COMPLETELY," "AND THE ONLY COMMENTS YOU'LL GET IS SOMEONE TELLING YOU YOU LOOK LOVELY." "Tuppy:" "THE WONDERFUL THING FOR ME." "IS THE FREEDOM THAT THE BALL GIVES PEOPLE." "PEOPLE ARE FREE TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES." "AND I THINK PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST..." "THE BEST EXAMPLES" "IS THE ADULT BABIES WHO JUST LOVE COMING" "BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY TIME THAT THEY CAN SHOW THE PUBLIC" "WHAT THEY REALLY LIKE DOING." "BETTER?" "THE BALL IS REFLECTING" "A LOT OF THINGS THAT ARE HAPPENING IN SOCIETY IN GENERAL..." "THAT PEOPLE WANT TO EXPRESS THEIR OWN SEXUAL IDENTITY." "I THINK WE'RE COMING INTO A NEW ERA." "SO CERTAINLY THE BALL GIVES PEOPLE THE CHANCE" "TO EXPERIMENT, SEE WHAT THEY LIKE, AND SEE WHAT ELSE IS AVAILABLE." "Computerized voice:" "Welcome to the world of virtual reality." "Woman:" "WHAT HAPPENS IS, IT'S LIKE A SANTA'S GROTTO." "SO YOU SORT OF GO THROUGH AND YOU EXPERIENCE AN ANALOGY" "FOR VIRTUAL REALITY..." "SEX WITH TWO PEOPLE" "BEHIND TWO RUBBER SHEETS, BACKLIT, NAKED." "THEY'RE ALL LOOKING AT EACH OTHER THROUGH A SLIT IN THE RUBBER SHEETS." "AND YOU WALK THROUGH THIS CORRIDOR," "AND WHEN YOU GET THROUGH THE CURTAIN ON THE OTHER SIDE," "THERE YOU PUT ON THE HEADSET" "AND EXPERIENCE REAL VIRTUAL-REALITY SEX," "AS FAR AS WE'VE GOT IT." "( Computerized music playing )" "Computerized voice:" "Welcome to the world of virtual reality." "As the world of virtual reality is interactive, we also have a small task for you to complete." "If you succeed in this simple task, gratification will ensue in the Orgasmatron." "Find the condom." "Pick it up by sticking the arrow into it and pulling the trigger on the front of your joystick." "Then place the condom over your erect penis." ""Ooh, put me on your willie." "I want to slip over a great big stickie."" "( both laughing )" "NOW THAT'S..." "LOOK AROUND FOR THE GIRL..." "EH, FOR THE GUY." "THERE YOU ARE." "THERE HE IS." "SO FLY TOWARDS HIM." "Voice:" "Congratulations." "You have succeeded." "( laughing )" "COME ON, IT'S EASIER THAN "GLADIATOR."" "( moaning )" "Tuppy:" "I ALWAYS SAY THERE'S NOT MUCH POINT IN GETTING." "ANY PORNOGRAPHY IF IT'S JUST PEOPLE DOING WHAT I DO." "I WANT TO SEE EVERYTHING ELSE." "I WANT TO BE SHOCKED" "AND I WANT TO BE AMAZED AND I WANT TO BE EXCITED," "AND THINK, "OH, THERE'S STILL SOMETHING YET TO COME IN LIFE."" "YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T DONE IT ALL YET." "I THINK THAT'SREALLY LOVELY." "( Woman moaning )" "( woman climaxing )" "DIFFERENT." " DIFFERENT." "I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT." "I'LL COME AGAIN IN A MINUTE, I THINK." "( Woman climaxing )" "Woman:" "ACTION!" "GO!" "Man:" "AND WE'RE ROLLING." "SPEED." ""REAL SEX," TAKE TWO." "THE THING THAT MAKES ME MOST EXCITED ISDEFINITELY LINGERIE." "YEAH." " LINGERIE IS THE BEST." "SEE-THROUGH, NYLONS..." "YOU CAN'T BEAT IT." "YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW..." "YOU KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THERE," "BUT, YOU KNOW..." "YEAH, IT'S THE TEASE." "IT'S THE TEASE FACTOR." "THAT'S RIGHT." "YOU GOT IT." "UM, A LOT OF GUYS LIKE PUMPS," "HIGH HEELS, UM, YOU KNOW, WITH GARTER BELTS." "I MEAN, THINGS THAT ARE OUT OF THE ORDINARY," "THAT YOU DO NOT SEEALL THE TIME..." "GARTER BELTS, THIGH-HIGH STOCKINGS," "TEDDIES." "YOU KNOW, THAT WHOLE THING." "I MEAN, THAT, TO ME, IS SEXY." "I HAVE A..." "A FETISH, ABOUT STOCKINGS, YOU KNOW." "AND I LIKE HER TO DRESS UP LIKE A BUSINESSWOMAN." "AND, YOU KNOW, THAT TURNS ME ON." "Woman:" "TELL ME THE WHOLE SCENARIO." " ( Laughing )" "LINGERIE..." "IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING..." "MULTIFACETED," "AND COMES IN WONDERFUL COLORS." "I LOVE IT." "IT'S JUST..." "MAKES A WOMAN SO MUCH MORE FEMININE" "AND MORE BEAUTIFUL." " OOH, OOH, IT'SA BEAUTIFUL THING." "Man:" "I WANTED TO MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO." "I WANTED TO MAKE IT IN ARIZONA" "BECAUSE, LIKE OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW, I LIKE THE WEST." "I LIKE ALL THE PHALLIC SHAPES OF THE CACTUSES." "I LIKE THE SHARP ENDS OF THE PRICKS ON THEM," "THE LITTLE POINTS." "I'VE BEEN OUT HERE A LOT TAKING PHOTOGRAPHS." "I USED TO LIVE IN NEW MEXICO, AND I KNOW THE LIGHT VERY WELL." "MARK!" "THEN, OF COURSE, THE TITLE CAME TO ME..." ""GIRDLE GULCH." AND I THOUGHT, THAT'S WORTH MAKING A FILM OVER..." "THE TITLE ITSELF." "WE'RE GONNA SHOOT DOWN THERE." "THAT'S ALL YOUR CALL." ""GIRDLE GULCH." I MEAN, I GUESS IF YOU WANTED TO GET DEEP ABOUT IT," "THOUGH I HAD NOT THOUGHT ABOUT IT, GULCH IS..." "IT REMINDS ME..." "IF YOU THINK ABOUT THE INSIDE OF A WOMAN'S THIGHS," "THAT KIND OF..." "YOU KNOW THAT SHAPE?" "THAT GOES LIKE THIS?" "IT'S A GULCH." "AND GIRDLES..." "IT JUST SOUNDS NICE." ""GIRDLE GULCH."" "ERIC, YOU SEEN ANY MORE OF THE RUBBER TITTIES?" "NO, BUT I'LL LOOK FOR THEM." "Woman:" "HOW DID WOMEN GET INTO THESE THINGS?" "PUT THIS IN HERE LIKE THIS, AND PUT THIS ONE INHERE LIKE THAT." "BEAUTIFUL." "UNUSUALLY DESIGNED." "Man's voice:" "I'M VERY GLAD THAT I HAVE THIS FASCINATION WITH GIRDLES." "I DON'T..." "I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO GET TOO INTELLECTUAL ABOUT IT," "BUT I HAD A THERAPIST WHO SAID," ""I THINK OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING WAS NOT QUITE RIGHT HERE."" "AND I REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO CHANGE ANY OF THAT," "THAT I WANTED TO KEEP THAT NEUROTIC BEHAVIOR ALIVE" "AND FRESH AND, YOU KNOW, USE IT." "GOOD, ALL RIGHT." "HERE WE GO." "Man's voice: "GIRDLE GULCH" HAS VERY LITTLE STORYLINE." "IT'S JUST A SERIES OF VIGNETTES," "WHERE THE AUDIENCE WILL BE ABLE TO LINGER" "ON THE JUXTAPOSITION OF A SPUR" "BEING PUT ONTO A HIGH HEEL." "AND VERY NICE." " ( camera clicking )" "VERY NICE." "GO AHEAD." " OH, THAT LOOKS NICE." "Man's voice:" "IT'S REMINISCENT OF A PERIOD." "THAT DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE," "AND TO A LOT OF MEN AND WOMEN, IT'S EROTIC." "NICE NICE." "KEEP GOING." "I'VE LOOKED AT A GROUP OF WOMEN AND SAID," ""I WISH I COULD SEE THEM NAKED," OR, "I WISH I COULD SEE THEM," "YOU KNOW, WITHOUT THEIR OUTER CLOTHING ON."" "SO HERE'S..." "THIS IS SORT OF LIKE A WISH FULFILLMENT." "YOU STILL GETTING HER?" "ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT YOU, JOHN?" "Man's voice:" "I COME OUT OF THE DOCUMENTARY PHOTOGRAPHY TRADITION." "FABULOUS." "ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS." "HOLD IT." "THIS IS THE BEST ALL DAY." "NOW I USE MY IMAGINATION AND PURPOSELY MAKE EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHS." "IT'S BETTER WITH THE LEGS OUT." "I'VE BEEN A PHOTOGRAPHER FOR 20 YEARS," "AND 15 OF THOSE YEARS, I WAS A CONVENTIONAL PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHER," "WHO WORKED FOR "VOGUE, "WHO WORKED FOR "ELLE,"" "WHO WORKED FOR "DER SPIEGEL" FOR 10 YEARS..." "ALL THIS SORT OF THING." "AND I WAS JUST NO BETTER THAN ANYBODY ELSE." "I MEAN, I WAS GOOD AT WHAT I DID," "BUT I WASN'T AS LOCKED-IN AS I AM NOW." "I MEAN, I REALLY FEEL THAT I'M RIGHT THERE" "IN TERMS OF WHAT I WANT..." "THE IMAGERY I WANT TO MAKE" "IS JUST SORT OF VOMITING OUT OF ME." "LADIES, YOU'RE HANDLING THESE BALLS ALL WRONG." "OH, YOU GOT A BETTER IDEA?" "Man's voice:" "AN ERECTION IS AS IMPORTANT TO ME AS A LAUGH." "IF I CAN GET BOTH, THEN I'M WAY AHEAD." "YOU MAKE A LOVELY PRESENT." "THANK YOU." "THIS IS "ERIC KROLL'S GIRDLE COLLECTION."" "NOTE THE HEELS." "I THINK ABSURDITY AND HUMOR IS REALLY IMPORTANT," "BUT I ALSO THINK THAT EROTICISM IS WONDERFUL," "AND I HOPE IN THIS FILM, THERE'LL BE THINGS THAT..." "THAT'LL TITILLATE." "HONEY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING WITH THAT HAND." "HE'S TOTALLY WASTED ON YOU." "YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!" "NO, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME." " WHOA!" "Eric's voice:" "I ALWAYS NOTE, PARTICULARLY TO THE MODEL," "IF I'M TURNED ON." "AND IT'S VERY RARE," "BUT I'LL SAY, "UH-OH, THIS IS REALLY EROTIC."" "THIS LITTLE CREASE IN HERE?" "THAT'S ONE OF MY FETISH THINGS." "YOU KNOW?" "AND I'VE ALWAYS LOVED THIS AS THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE." "I DON'T CARE TO SEE WHAT'S BEHIND IT." "I REALLY LIKE TO SEE WHAT'S COVERING IT." "I LIKE A HAUGHTY WOMAN, SHOT FROM BELOW..." "LOOKING UP AT HER." "AND A LOT OF MEN LOVE THAT." "I GET A LOT OF LETTERS FROM PEOPLE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY." "FOR EXAMPLE, MARCH 4th, 1992:" ""HEY, ERIC." "JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, I BOUGHT A COPY OF 'LEG SHOW'"" "AND WHEN I GOT IT HOME AND OPENED IT UP TO YOUR GIRDLE PHOTOGRAPHS," "I ALMOST HAD A GOD..." "GOD-DAMNED HEART ATTACK." "GASP." "WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY 49 YEARS?" ""ANOTHER GIRDLE FAN!" "YEAH!"" "I LOVE WOMEN." "I WORK MAINLY WITH EXHIBITIONISTS" "BECAUSE THEY'RE WONDERFUL." "AND I LOVE A WOMAN" "WHO'S PLEASED WITH THE WAY THEY LOOK." "I'M ABLE TO DO THINGS 'CAUSE WOMEN FEEL SO COMFORTABLE" "AROUND ME THAT MOST MEN WOULD JUST IMAGINE." "YEAH, SO, WE ARE..." "WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE," "THE GIRLS FROMGIRDLE GULCH." "( Coyote howls )" " Eric:" "ALICE?" "SOLANGE?" "LET'S GO." "( Eric laughing )" "EXCUSE ME." " ( laughing )" "WHOA!" "Woman:" "ERIC'S GOT A LOT OF MORBID IDEAS." "I MEAN, NOT NECESSARILY MORBID, JUST A LITTLE BIT TWISTED." "HEY, MARK, GO SEE IF THERE'S MORE BABY POWDER." "THERE SHOULD BE BABY POWDER SOMEWHERE." "STICK YOUR ASS OUT TOWARDS ME." "GOOD." "Eric's voice:" "A LOT OF PEOPLE LOOK AT MY WORK AND THEY SAY," ""THIS IS WONDERFULLY EROTIC," OR WHATEVER." "BUT..." "THAT MAY BE, BUT IT'S ALSO A PORTRAIT OF THESE PEOPLE." " BEAUTIFUL PHOTOGRAPH." " ( camera clicks )" "OKAY." "MORE NEXT TO IT, MORE NEXT TO IT, MORE NEXT TO IT." "MORE NEXT TO IT." "GET MORE..." "CLOSER TO IT." "NO NO NO NO NO." "LIKE THIS." "THAT'S RIGHT." "RIGHT THERE." "GET CLOSER TO IT." "YOU'RE CHICKEN SHIT." "( Camera clicks )" "VERY CUTE." "OKAY." "SO, I'M GONNA HELP YOU CHANGE INTO YOUR OLD OUTFIT." "Eric's voice:" "MY FATHER WAS A FAMOUS TEXTILE DESIGNER," "AND HE..." "WHEN HE WAS 16," "HE WENT TO NEW YORK AND HE GOT THE NEW RAYONS" "AND THE NEW NYLONS AND HE STUFFED HIS SUITCASE FULL OF THAT STUFF." "WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT RUBBED OFF, BUT I..." "THIS, TO ME, IS FASCINATING." "THAT'S NICE, GUYS." "I LOVE IT." "FABULOUS." "OH, I LOVE ALL THIS ROCKETEER..." "THIS ROCKETRY, YOU KNOW?" "CADILLAC FINS." " THESE CADILLAC FINS." "YOU KNOW, HER LIPS SHOWING." "I LOVE ALL THAT STUFF, YOU KNOW?" "AM I GOING DOWN THE HILL?" " YEP." "Woman:" "WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'VE BEEN SAYING ABOUT WOMEN." "AND HORSEBACK RIDING FOREVER." "I THINK IT COULD BE DEFINITELY EXACERBATED BY GIRDLES." "( laughing )" "Eric:" "HOLD IT." "STOP FOR A SECOND." "LOOK BACK AT ME." "BEAUTIFUL." "A FETISH..." "WHICH I LOVE..." "I ADORE..." "IS AN OBSESSION." "AND THERE AREA LOT OF THEM." "Man:" "WE HAVE SPEED." ""REAL SEX," TAKE SIX." "SOMETHING WITH A BRASSIERE WITH..." "THAT'S POINTY," "AND THEN HAS THE..." "HAS THE LITTLE FISHNET STOCKING ATTACHED." "HAS TO BE FISHNET." " HE LIKES FREAKY THINGS LIKE THAT." "FREAK." "I LIKE NICE..." "SOMETHING THAT'S REALLY GONNA..." "SEXY, NICE THINGS." "HE LIKE FREAKY STUFF." "MY DEFINITION OF SEXY, THOUGH, IS, YOU KNOW," "MAYBE HAVING A WOMAN ONCE WHIP ME OR SOMETHING..." "RIGHT." "BUT YOU WOULDN'T USE "KINKY" TO LABEL..." "I WOULDN'T USE KINKY THEN BECAUSE I'M CONSENTING TO IT." "OKAY, YOU SEE, I WOULD SAY "KINKY."" "IT WOULDN'T..." "WHY WOULD ITBE KINKY THOUGH?" "BECAUSE I DON'T SEE IT IN THE REALM OF THE ROMANTIC." "SO TO ME, IT'S KINKY." " ACCORDING TO WHO?" "ANYTHING THAT'S NOT KIND OF..." "WELL, TO ME!" "MY DEFINITION." "IN OTHER WORDS, ANYTHING THAT'S NOT SWEET AND SOFT" "AND, YOU KNOW, SENSUAL, THEN I LABEL "KINKY."" "I LIKE BONDAGE." "I WOULD LIKE MY HANDS TIED UP..." "ONLY ONE." "JUST IN CASES HE GET CRAZY ON ME," "I HAVE TO KNOCK HER OUT." "I DON'T WANT TO BE TOTALLY, BUT..." "I DON'T BELIEVE IN SUCH A THING AS "KINK."" "I JUST THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD DO WHATEVER THEY FEEL IS RIGHT" "AS LONG AS THEIR NOT DOING IT..." "FORCING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING AGAINST THEIR WILL..." "YOU KNOW?" "AS LONG AS BOTH PARTIES AGREE" "THAT THEY WANT TO BE TIED UP, BEATEN, AND DRIPPED WITH HOT CANDLE WAX," "THEN IT'S PERFECTLY NORMAL." "I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT MY HONEYMOON WAS ABOUT." "I AM THE CLICHE OF THE MIDDLE-AGED, MIDDLE-CLASS HOUSEWIFE." "AND I WAS FOR MORE YEARS THAN I COULD CARE TO COUNT." "I HAVE TWO GROWN CHILDREN" "AND SEVERAL GRANDCHILDREN AT THIS POINT." "BUT THAT'S ANOTHER LIFETIME." "THAT'S WHEN I WAS A PILLAR OF THE P.T.A." "AND LIVED INTHE SUBURBS." "( Violin playing )" "MOST OF OUR BUSINESS IS MAIL ORDER." "WE HAVE A CATALOGUE." "AND IT'S ADVERTISED" "IN WHAT WE CALL THE TRADE PRESS." "AND WE KNOW FROM THE CATALOGUE REQUESTS" "THAT WE GET EVERY DAY" "THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE ALL OVER THE COUNTRY" "THAT ARE EITHER INTO WHAT WE ARE," "OR ARE EXPLORING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME." "Woman:" "IT'S FUNNY, YOU KNOW, YOU GET TWO CATALOGUE REQUESTS." "FROM THE SAME LITTLE TOWN AND YOU WISH YOU COULD TELL THE PEOPLE" "ABOUT EACH OTHER, BUT YOU CAN'T." "'CAUSE YOU HAVE TO MAINTAIN THEIR CONFIDENTIALITY." "BUT, LIKE, THEY PROBABLY..." "THEY MAY EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER AND NOT KNOW THAT" "THEY'RE BOTH INTO PLAYING WITH THESE KINDS OF TOYS." "Man:" "IT STARTED THAT WE WERE GOING TO PUBLIC CLUBS." "WE WERE PLAYING WITH PEOPLE OTHER THAN EACH OTHER." "WE WERE NOTICING THE ONE-UPS MANSHIP..." ""MY TOYS ARE NICER THAN YOUR TOYS."" "AND WE BOUGHT OUR FIRST REAL WHIP," "AND IT COST $75." "THEN WE REALIZED, "WELL, MAYBE WE LIKE THAT ONE."" "BUT NOW WHEN WE PLAY WITH SOMEBODY ELSE," ""IT DOESN'T REALLY WORK..." "IT ISN'T HARD ENOUGH." "IT ISN'T SOFT ENOUGH."" "UH, PUB..." "WELL, WHAT WE FOUND OUT" "IS THAT, LIKE GOLF, YOU CAN'T REALLY DO THIS WITH JUST ONE CLUB." "YOU WANT TO HAND ME THE TRESS FOR THIS THING?" "YES." "Woman:" "MITCH'S BACKGROUND IS IN SAILING." "SO HE WAS FAMILIAR WITH NYLON CORD." "SO WE STARTED WORKING WITH OUR OWN CREATIONS." "ONE OF THE FIRST ONES WE MADE" "WAS THE "VIRGIN FLOGGER"" "FOR VIRGIN TOPS AND VIRGIN BOTTOMS," "BECAUSE IT'S MADE OUT OF PARACHUTE CORD," "AND IT'S VERY LIGHT AND VERY FLUFFY." "AND THEN HE ALSO MADE ONE FOR ME" "AS A GIFT AND CALLED IT "THE LADY."" "AND FROM THAT CAME A WHOLE FAMILY OF WHIPS..." "FOLLOWED, "THE LORD." ""THIS IS "THE DUCHESS,"" "BECAUSE IT'S HEAVIER AND MORE ROBUST THAN A LADY." "GOOD?" " YEAH." "THERE ARE A VARIETY OF SENSATIONS" "THAT CAN BE HAD." "THIS..." "THIS IS MEANT TORE PLACE A RIDING CROP." "RIDING CROPS CAN BE A LITTLE BIT HARSH FOR USE ON HUMAN BEINGS." "SO THIS IS SMALLER." "THE FLAPPERS ARE LONGER," "AND LIGHTER-WEIGHT LEATHER." "( laughing )" "Woman:" "MY NAME'S JOEY." "I'M SUBMISSIVE." "I'VE BEEN WITH SPIKE FOR..." "WE'RE GOING INTO OUR THIRD YEAR NOW." "Woman:" "MY NAME'S MARTHA." "I'M VERY MUCH INTO SENSUAL PAIN," "AND I'M VERY MUCH A SUBMISSIVE." "Woman:" "ONE OF THE REASONS WHY MITCH AND I WANTED YOU." "TO COME IN TODAY," "IS TO TALK ABOUT WHAT WE ARE AS PEOPLE," "HOW WE GOT INTO THIS IN THE FIRST PLACE," "WHY WE DO THE THINGS WE DO." "WHY DON'T WE START WITH STEPHEN?" "( laughs ) WOOPS!" "UM..." "THE EARLIEST THING I CAN REMEMBER" "IS WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY" "IN SECOND GRADE," "UM, AND TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP" "AND I WOULD THINK OF VARIOUS THINGS" "AND COME UP WITH IDEAS AND DOMINANT FANTASIES." "AND IT JUST SORT OF SLOWLY GREW FROM THERE." "IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER A TIME THAT I DIDN'T" "HAVE AN INTEREST IN THESE KIND OF THINGS." "STEPHEN, YOU REMINDED ME, YOU KNOW..." "AT ABOUT THAT SECOND-GRADE AGE," "I STILL REMEMBER A SCENE" "IN A "DONALD DUCK" COMIC BOOK" "IN WHICH DONALD DUCK IS CAPTURED BY SOMETHING OR OTHER" "AND IS IN A FOUR-POINT SUSPENSION ON TWO POLES." "AND THERE'S DONALD, STRUNG UP," "YOU KNOW, WITH, OF COURSE, THE IRASCIBLE DUCK SQUAWKING." "I REMEMBER PLAYING WITH A BOYFRIEND ANDTYING UP WITH SCARVES." "AND WHEN I FIRST MET STEPHEN, I TOLD HIM THAT," "AND, WELL, THAT WAS AN INTERESTING NIGHT THAT NIGHT." "WHAT ABOUT YOU, SPIKE?" " ALL MY LIFE," "I'VE BEEN DOMINANT." "BUT IT'S REALLY COME OUT IN THE LAST SEVEN, EIGHT YEARS." "AND I MET JOEY." "MATTER OF FACT, JOEY SCOPED ME OUT" "AT ONE OF OUR LOCALS  M CLUBS." "AND SHE CAME UP TO ME AND SAYS," ""HI." "I NOTICED YOUR RIDING CROP."" "AND I SAYS, "OKAY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO AND PLAY UP ONSTAGE?"" "SHE SAYS, "SURE."" "Mitch:" "OKAY, I GUESS IT'S MY TURN." "I'LL SUMMARIZE THAT ONE REAL QUICK..." "S  M CURED MY PREMATURE EJACULATION." "( All laughing )" "AND IT OCCURRED TO ME, "GEE, A COUPLE OF SMART CRACKS"" "ACROSS THE ASS WILL PROBABLY DISTRACT ME ENOUGH" ""TO SORT OF START OVER."" "( all laughing )" "Woman:" "AND HERE I THOUGHT I SOLVED YOUR PROBLEM." "WELL, YOU WERE ON THE OTHER END OF THE FLYSWATTER." "THAT'S TRUE." "AND THIS IS THE FLYSWATTER." "THIS IS THE ORIGINAL." "I HAVE SINCE REPLACED IT" "WITH ONE THAT HAS A WHITE HANDLE AND A REALLY PRETTY BLUE FLAPPER." "BUT I CAN'T GIVE THIS UP." "Mitch:" "AND THIS IS THE RICE PADDLE." "MAYBE THIS WILL BE FAMILIAR TO YOU?" "THIS WAS A SOUVENIR OF MY TRIP TO JAPAN." "IT'S LIGHT." "IT STAYS..." "THE STINGINESS STAYS RIGHT ON THE SURFACE." "Joey:" "MOST OF THE THINGS THAT I HEAR IS THEY PORTRAY." "PEOPLE THAT ARE INTO IT BEING DISTURBED" "OR..." "OR PSYCHOLOGICALLY NOT ALL THERE." "AND ALL I'D LIKE TO JUST SAY FOR MYSELF" "IS THAT I WAS RAISED IN" "A VERY STRONG AND LOVING FAMILY." "THERE WAS NO ABUSE OF ANY KIND." "YOU KNOW, I WAS A GOOD KID." "DAD WAS A COP AND..." "Woman:" "OH." "SO YOU KNOW WHERE THAT AUTHORITY FIGURE CAME FROM." "Mitch:" "ONE OF THE THINGS THAT THIS LOVE STYLE IS," "IS AN OPPORTUNITY FOR PEOPLE TO BE THE HEROES" "OF THEIR OWN MELODRAMAS." "Spike:" "YOU CAN ACT OUT YOUR OWN SCENARIO." "JUST PICTURE SOMEBODY GETTING BROKEN INTO AS SHE'S SLEEPING." "ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE GETS A PAIR OF NYLONS" "AND SHE'S CLASPED LIKE THIS TO THE BEDPOST AND ALL," "AND SHE'S HELPLESS." "BUT YET, SHE'S NOT THAT HELPLESS." "SHE KNOWS SHE CAN GET OUT OF IT, BUT YET..." "PLUS YOU KNOW IT'S HIM, YOU KNOW." " YOU KNOW IT'S HIM." "YOU KNOW?" "IT'S THE WILDEST TIME IN THE WORLD." "Stephen:" "WE USUALLY START IT OFF PRETTY STANDARD." "I'LL LEAD HER DOWN THE STAIRS ON A LEASH" "AND I'LL TIE HER INTO A FRAME." "WE HAVE A WEDDING GIFT..." "SOMEBODY GAVE US" "AN EIGHT-FOOT BONDAGE FRAME FOR A WEDDING GIFT." "UH..." "HELPS TO BE ONTO YOUR FRIENDS..." "UM, AND THEN," "WE'LL DO A FLOGGING SCENE.USUALLY A SHORT ONE..." "ABOUT 20, 30 MINUTES." "AND THEN THE PARTY WILL GO ON FROM THERE." "Mitch:" "I THINK THERE'S A MISCONCEPTION THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE INTO S.M." "LIKE PAIN." "WELL, THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT," "BANG YOUR THUMB WITHA HAMMER, SCALD YOURSELF WITH A GLASS OF MILK," "AND AN S  M'ER WILL SAY "OUCH" JUST LIKE ANYBODY ELSE." "Joey:" "I DON'T NEED IT TO TURN ME ON." "IT'S NOT LIKEI CAN'T PERFORM" "WITHOUT HIM SPANKING ME." "IT'S JUST SOMETIMES" "IT'S SOMETHING A LITTLE EXTRA..." "A LITTLE EXTRA FOREPLAY" "TO ADD A LITTLE SPICE." "Mitch:" "IT'S CERTAINLY AROUSING FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE DOING IT." "I ALWAYS FIND IT SO." "IT'S AROUSING FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WATCHING." "BUT IT'S..." "SO IS A WALTZ." "SO IS A TANGO." "AND IT'S MAYBE ON THAT LEVEL." "LIKE AN EXHIBITION TANGO." "Woman:" "THE '90s IS THE DECADE OF HOT MONOGAMY." "AND I SEE ADDING THIS KIND OF LOVE PLAY" "TO YOUR LOVE STYLE AS REALLY SPICING THINGS UP," "ALMOST LIKE, YOU KNOW, THIS FAD FOR HOT PEPPERS." "THIS IS HOT-PEPPER SEX." "Man:" "ROLLING." "SPEED." ""REAL SEX," TAKE NINE." "Man:" "WHERE IS THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS PLACE?" "THAT, WHAT?" "WE'VE BEEN?" " THAT YOU'VE EVER MADE LOVE?" "OH, WHERE WE EVER MADE LOVE." " OH." "WHERE DID WE EVER MAKE LOVE THAT WAS..." "ON THE CARPET, OR..." "ON THE FLOOR?" "( laughs )" "ALL RIGHT, SHOULD WE GIVE AWAY A SECRET?" "ONE OF THE BEST PLACES?" "SEX IN THE HAMMOCK." " IN THE HAMMOCK," "IN THE VIRGIN ISLANDS." "IT WAS THE BEST." "THE MOST EXCITING PLACE..." "THE MOST EXCITING PLACE WE MADE LOVE" "WAS IN A BLUES BAR DOWNTOWN IN THE BATHROOM..." "IN THE BATHROOM." "WHEN WE FOUND OUT, AS WE WERE FINISHING, THAT THERE WAS A LINE OUTSIDE THE DOOR" "WAITING TO GET IN." " AND WE WALKED OUT." "A KIND OF HUSH CAME OVER THE ROOM." "OKAY, THE KINKIEST THINGI EVER DONE..." "HAD SEX WITH A GIRL," "BLINDFOLDED HER." "IT WAS IN CENTRAL PARK, NEW YORK." " BYE." "( laughs )" "IT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND." "AND SHE WANTED IT." "( All laugh )" " ( Brazilian music playing )" " Woman:" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN," "GOOD EVENING." "HERE WE ARE AGAIN." "THE SEX BUS IS GOING ALL OVER BRAZIL," "ALL THE YEAR LONG, ON THE ROAD" "WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND SEXIEST GIRLS," "JUST TO BRING YOU A LOT OF PLEASURE." "TONIGHT IS SEX NIGHT." "TONIGHT IS..." "( speaks Portuguese )" "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SOLTANDO A FRANGA." "( Horn honking )" "( horns honking ) - ( people cheering )" "Translator's voice:" "I LIKE WHAT I DO BECAUSE." "EVERY PLACE WE GO IN BRAZIL, WE TURN PEOPLE ON." "WE BRING THEM THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, WHICH IS SEX." "THE GIRLS ARE BEAUTIFUL, SO WE ARE BRINGING TO THESE CITIES IN BRAZIL" "A GREAT HAPPINESS." "IT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAT NOBODY ELSE IS DOING." "BECAUSE WHAT WE'RE DOING" "IS A KIND OF SEX EDUCATION CLASS FOR EVERYBODY." "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SOLTANDO A FRANGA." "( Clapping )" "( speaking Portuguese )" "Translator's voice:" "TRAVEL, TRAVEL, TRAVEL," "ALL YOU DO IS TRAVEL." "I WISH YOU WOULD STAY HOME AND HELP ME WITH THE CHILDREN." "Translator's voice:" "BUT, MY LOVE, I'M A TRUCK DRIVER." "I HAVE TO TRAVEL." "Translator's voice:" "MY CHARACTER IS FUDENCIA." "SHE'S WAITING FOR HER HUSBAND TO GO OUT" "SO THAT SHE CAN GET UP TO NO GOOD" "WITH THE BUTCHER, THE MILKMAN, THE BAKER." "SHE'S A NYMPHOMANIAC." "SHE'S NEVER SATISFIED." "SO, SHE HAS LOTS OF LOVERS." "AND THE MAID ALWAYS COVERS UP FOR HER." "Translator's voice:" "FUDENCIA, DARLING, I'M ON MY WAY OUT!" "Translator's voice:" "OH, HONEY, I WISH THIS COULD STAY." "Translator's voice:" "YOU WISH IT COULD STAY, BUT I NEED IT FOR OTHER THINGS." "Translator's voice:" "WHEN WE ARRIVE IN THESE LITTLE TOWNS," "WE SOMETIMES HAVE TO TRY TO STRIP AWAY ALL THAT PREJUDICE," "YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CRITICIZING US." "SO WE ANNOUNCE THE SHOW ON RADIO AND TV" "TO MAKE PEOPLE SEE THAT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT," "THAT SEX IS REALLY SOMETHING RELAXING." "IT'S A THERAPY." "Translator's voice:" "EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU CHECK MY OIL?" "Sady:" "SADY ALWAYS SAY:" "YOU LIKE SEX?" "YOU LIKE FUN?" "YOU LIKE LIFE?" "OKAY, COME WITH US." "THIS IS THE BUSOF THE PLEASURE, THE SEX BUS," "THE LIFE BUS." "Anslator's voice:" "I GOT ONTO SADY'S BUS OF PLEASURE" "BECAUSE OF ANGELITA." "SHE'S THE WOMAN OF MY LIFE." "SHE ASKED ME TO COME ALONG WITH HER AND I DECIDED TO DO IT." "I HAD NEVER HAD AN EXPERIENCE LIKE THIS." "MY BACKGROUND IS DIFFERENT FROM THE OTHERS IN THE GROUP." "I'M A BIOLOGIST, SO I'M A VERY STRAIGHT KIND OF PERSON, VERY SHY." "SO FOR ME TO GO OUT ON STAGE LIKE THAT..." "THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REALLY HARD." "Translator's voice:" "I LIKE IT WHEN I'M ON STAGE AND I LOOK AT THE PEOPLE" "AND I SEE THEIR REACTIONS," "THE FACES THEY MAKE WHEN THEY ARE REALLY GETTING TURNED ON," "OR TO HEAR WHAT THEY SAY." "I LIKE THAT A LOT." "Translator's voice:" "WE DEMONSTRATE OUR AFFECTION TO THE PUBLIC." "WHAT WE DO IS NOT EXPLICIT SEX." "WE MAKE LOVE ONSTAGE." "Translator's voice:" "MANY PEOPLE TELL ME, "IT WAS TERRIFIC THAT YOU CAME TO TOWN,"" "BECAUSE THE SHOW IMPROVED OUR RELATIONSHIP." "WE LEARNED LOTS OF NEW THINGS," ""LOTS OF NEW POSITIONS."" "BECAUSE THERE'S STILL A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE" "FROM THE DAYS OF ONLY DOING IT UNDER THE COVERS WITH THE LIGHTS OUT." "WE DO IT IN THE OPEN AIR FOR EVERYBODY TO SEE, NO SIMULATIONS." "WE DON'T FOOL ANYONE." "IT IS A SERIOUS, DEDICATED, PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS." "WE ARE A FAMILY..." "A LITTLE DISORGANIZED, PERHAPS," "BUT STILL A FAMILY." "WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER." "WE ARGUE WHEN WE NEED TO," "BUT FIRST AND FORE MOST WE'RE PROFESSIONALS." "WE DON'T FOOL AROUND." "LITTLE JOHN IS AN EXTRAORDINARY GUY." "HE'S GOT A GOOD EDUCATION," "HE'S CREATIVE." "HE'S THE ONE WHO WRITES ALL OUR PLAYS." "VERY DEDICATED, AND HE'S A COMEDIAN." "HE CAN MAKE ANYBODY LAUGH." "Translator's voice:" "IN 1990, I WAS A CANDIDATE FOR STATE CONGRESSMAN." "UNFORTUNATELY, I DIDN'T WIN," "BUT IN 1994, I WILL TRY AGAIN." "I'M NOT GOING TO STOP BEING A CANDIDATE" "WHETHER I'M ELECTED OR NOT." "I'LL KEEP UP MY WORK IN THE THEATRE," "WITH THE EXPLICIT SEX AND WRITING EROTIC COMEDIES," "BECAUSE IT'S GREAT WORK." "IT'S MARVELOUS, AND I LIKE IT." " Little John:" "IT'S THE BUTCHER!" " ( speaking Portuguese )" "I'M HERE I'M HERE!" "YES, THANK YOU!" "I LIKE YOU." "WHAT A PIECE OF ASS!" "WOW!" "Translator's voice:" "YOU'VE GOT TO BE VERY PROFESSIONAL." "I THINK IT'S VERY INTERESTING WORK" "AND I'M NOT ASHAMED, NO." "IN THE BEGINNING IT WAS DIFFICULT," "BUT I WENT THROUGH A GOOD LEARNING PERIOD TO PERFECT MY ACT." "NOW I DO IT VERY NATURALLY, WITHOUT SHAME." "Translator's voice:" "TWO YEARS AGO, MY FIANCE AND I WENT TO SEE SADY'S PLAY" "IN PORTO ALEGRE." "AND CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?" "WE SPLIT UP AND I WENT OFF WITH SADY." "I REALLY ENJOY TRAVELING AND ADVENTURE," "AND TO DO DIFFERENT THINGS." "AND THIS IS REALLY DIFFERENT." "Translator's voice:" "OH, MY LADY," "YOU LOOK GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT." "YOU DO WANT YOUR LITTLE MAID, DON'T YOU?" "Translator's voice:" "THE ROAD OF LIFE IS PAVED WITH MANY MANY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN." "IN EVERY TOWN WE PLAY THERE ARE WOMEN WHO WANT TO GO ON THE ROAD WITH US." "IF I WERE TO TAKE ALL OF THEM," "I'D HAVE TO HAVE FIVE LOADED BUSES OUT HERE." " ROLLING." " WE GOT SPEED." ""REAL SEX," TAKE ONE... 11." "( People laugh )" "IT'S FUN TO TALK IN BED." " YEAH." "WE HAVEN'T BEEN DOINGA LOT OF TALKING." "WE HAVE TO START TALKING MORE." " OKAY." "WE'VE BEEN GRUNTING A LOT." "I CAN GO THREE OR FOUR TIMES A DAY." "IT'S GREAT." "IT'S JUST GREAT, YOU KNOW?" "Woman:" "TONIGHT'S THE FIRST NIGHT?" "YEAH." " COULD BE." "WE DON'T KNOW." "MAYBE." "SHE DOESN'T KNOW." "I KNOW." "SPEED." " "REAL SEX." IT'S A WRAP." "( Theme music playing )" "( theme music playing )"