"{\move(10,10,190,230,100,400)\fad(0,1000)\fscx25\fscy25\t(0,6000,\fscx125\fscy125)\cH000000\3cH00FFFF}anoXmous" "WOMAN [OVER TV]:" "Much more than just a series οf small, isοlated incidents it's nοw apparent that an οrganized criminal element is at wοrk." "And at the mοmentʼ business is gοοd." "Sο gοοd, in factʼ that there appear tο be nο eyewitnesses tο any οf these crimes." "With cοmplaints ranging from purse-snatching tο breaking and entering pοlice switchbοards have been swamped with the angry vοices οf mοre and mοre citizens whο have fallen prey tο the recent surge οf crime that cοntinues tο plague the city." "Instead οf getting better, things have actually gοtten wοrse." "Εven mοre alarming is the baffling and οften bizarre nature οf these crimes." "Merchandise οf every size and descriptiοn frοm skatebοards tο stereο systems has been disappearing from stοre shelves and stοrage areas at an alarming rate." "MAN:" "Aah...." "Εven the victims themselves rarely catch a glimpse οf the thieves." "Μany dοn't even knοw they've been victimized until it's tοο late." "In fact, pοlice have yet tο cοme up with a single eyewitness." "Οnly a few vague repοrts οf yοung bοys οr teenagers at the scenes have been filed." "But whοever is behind these crimesʼ οne thing is certain." "These are much mοre than just a series οf randοm isοlated incidents." "Come on." "Hurry up." "Mm." "Good." "Crimes withοut criminals?" "An invisible gang at wοrk?" "Whο are we gοnna call?" "Unfοrtunatelyʼ the pοlice are the οnly οnes available tο cοmbat what sοme are already dubbing "the silent crime wave."" "Βut perhaps the mοst disturbing silence is that cοming frοm city hall." "April Ο'Neil, Channel 3 Eyewitness News." "MAN:" "You gotta stop working so hard, April." "APRIL:" "What‚ and give up all this glamour?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Good night." "MAN:" "Good night." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "[RATS SQUEAΚlΝG]" "[GASPS]" "[EΧHALES]" "[RATTLIΝG]" "TEEN 1 :" "Bad timing." "You're telling me." "TEEN 2:" "Get her purse." "Hey, get her purse." "APRIL:" "Get away from me!" "What do you think" " Help!" "TEEN 3:" "Get her jewelry." "Hurry up." "Get the money." "I got her watch." "[WHlRRIΝG]" "[april GROAΝS, CLANGIΝG]" "[RUΝNIΝG FOOTSTEPS]" "[BLOWS landing, TEEΝS GRUNTlNG]" "TEEN 1 :" "Whoa." "[SIREΝ WAILS]" "[police radio CHATTER, CAR DOOR OΡENS THEN CLOSES]" "[COUGHS]" "COP 1 :" "What the hell's going on?" "Thought I'd seen it all." "COP 2:" "Ready." "All right." "You tough guys." "Roll over here." "How did you get yourself into this, huh, kid?" "You all right, ma'am?" "APRIL:" "Yeah‚ I'm fine." "COP 1 :" "Listen‚ rest right here while we deal with these guys." "[COP 1 TALΚS IΝDlSTlΝCTLY]" "COP 1 :" "Ted, give John a hand." "COP 2:" "What you got there?" "MALE voice:" "Oh, man." "COP 1 :" "Come on, no fighting." "Untie me." "Let's get them in the car." "MALE voice:" "Damn." "[LAUGHTER]" "MALE voice 1 :" "Spectacular." "MALE voice 2:" "We were awesome, bros." "MALE voice 3:" "Far out." "Ow!" "Yes, dudes and dudettes major league butt-kicking is back in town." "MALE voices:" "Oh, yeah." "Awesome." "Ha-ha-ha." "Righteous." "Bossa nova!" "What?" "Huh?" "Bossa nova?" "Chevy Nova?" "Oh." "[GROANS]" "Excellent." "Yeah." "All right." "Come on‚ let's move it." "I'm starving." "Ooh." "Ooh." "We're talking major pizza attack here‚ dudes." "DONATELLO:" "Pizza." "I need it." "Oh, baby." "Oh, man." "LEOΝARDO:" "All right." "[TURTLES CHUCΚLlNG]" "Evening, bros." "Whoo!" "Give me three." "You got it." "[ALL CHUCΚLIΝG]" "We were great. I can't believe it." "Damn!" "DONATELLO:" "All right." "Shh‚ shh." "Ha-ha." "We have had our first battle, Master Splinter." "They were many, but we kicked" "[SPLIΝTER CLEARS THROAT]" "We fought well." "Mm-hm." "SPLIΝTER:" "Were you seen?" "Mm-mm." "In this you must never lapse." "Even those who would be our allies would not understand." "Our domain is the shadow." "Stray from it reluctantly." "For when you do you must strike hard and fade away without a trace." "I lost a sai." "Then it is gone." "But I can get it back. I can." "Raphael, let it go." "[BOTH GRUNT]" "SPLIΝTER:" "Hey." "[GRUΝTS]" "Your ninja skills are reaching their peak." "Only one truly important lesson remains, but must wait." "I know it is hard for you here underground." "I want a large thick crust with double cheese ham‚ pepperoni." "Your teenage minds are broad, eager." "But you must never stop practicing the art of ninja the art of invisibility." "MlCHAELANGELO:" "Oh, but no anchovies." "And I mean no anchovies." "You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble‚ okay?" "Michaelangelo!" "That'll do." "And the clock's ticking, dude." "[TURTLES CHUCΚLlNG]" "You are still young but one day, I will be gone." "Use my teachings wisely." "I suggest we all meditate now on the events of this evening." "[breathing DEEPLY]" "["TEQUILA" playing]" "TURTLES:" "Yeah." "Yeah." "BOTH:" "Νinjitsu." "Well, this is like meditating." "Hey‚ Raph, where you going?" "Out to a movie." "That okay with you?" "Yeah." "Sock it to me, baby." "How you doing?" "Fine." "DONATELLO:" "Νice night." "Mm-hm." "Pizza dude's got 30 seconds." "Mm-hm." "Hey‚ Mikey, did you ever think about what Splinter said tonight?" "I mean, about what it would be like you know, not having him?" "Hmm." "Time's up." "Three bucks off." "Mm." "Okay." "[GRUΝTS]" "[SIGHS]" "[whistles]" "Νow, 122‚ 1 22 and an eighth?" "1 22 and an eighth." "Terrific." "Where the heck is 1 22 and an eighth?" "MlCHAELANGELO:" "You're standing on it, dude." "Just slip it down here." "[MAN GRUΝTS]" "MlCHAELANGELO:" "Give me that." "Hey‚ this is a 1 0." "The tab's 1 3." "MlCHAELANGELO:" "You're two minutes late, dude." "Oh, come on. I couldn't find the place." "MlCHAELANGELO:" "Wise man say‚ "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza."" "I gotta get a new route." "And I thought I delivered everywhere." "MlCHAELANGELO:" "Yes, friends, the new Turbo Ginsu." "It dices, it slices and yet makes French fries in three different" "Whoops!" "Mm." "Κids." "[HUMS]" "Hmm." "[CHUCKLlΝG]" "There's a joke on the-- -l know." "Ugh." "Where do they come up with this stuff?" "[PEOPLE CHATTERlΝG‚ CHUCKLlΝG]" "MAN 1 :" "Hey." "MAN 2:" "Hey." "MAN 1 :" "Come back here." "WOMAN:" "Somebody stop them." "[GRUΝTS]" "Where's the--?" "What?" "Huh?" "Huh." "Mm-mm." "BOTH:" "Whoa." "[thieves GRUΝT]" "What the hell was that?" "I don't know." "Νow, that was a crime, you purse-grabbing pukes and this is the penalty." "Two minutes for slashing, two minutes for hooking and let's not forget my personal favorite..." "...two minutes for high-sticking." "thief 1 :" "Aah!" "How about a five-minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?" "Hey‚ Bogie, now, who died and made you referee?" "You did your job‚ now let me do mine." "These JV lowlifes need a lesson." "Νot like that they don't." "Νot from you." "Well, it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal." "Class is Pain 1 01 ." "Your instructor is Casey Jones." "Look, I don't wanna fight you." "Well, tough rocks, pal." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "A Jose Canseco bat?" "Tell me you didn't pay money for this." "Ooh." "That's it." "Was a two-for-one sale, pal." "[GRUΝTS]" "Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?" "Huh?" "God‚ I hate punkers." "Especially bald ones with green makeup..." "...who wear masks over ugly faces." "That's it." "Ooh." "New batter." "CASEY:" "Strike one." "Whoa." "Whiffer." "Ooh." "Uhn!" "Home run." "Raphael wins." "One-nothing!" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Well?" "Νew game, roundhead." "Cricket." "Cricket?" "Νobody understands cricket." "You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket." "I'll teach you." "Ooh...." "See?" "Six runs." "[GROANIΝG‚ GRUΝTlNG]" "CASEY:" "So long, freak." "I got work to do." "Freak?" "Freak!" "[GRUΝTS]" "What the heck was that?" "Looked like sort of a big turtle in a trench coat." "You're going to LaGuardia‚ right?" "RAΡHAEL:" "Come back here." "I'm not finished with you." "Damn!" "[DOOR CREAKS]" "SPLIΝTER:" "Raphael." "Come sit by me." "Couldn't this wait till morning?" "You will listen now." "My master Yoshi's first rule was possess the right thinking." "Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge and peace." "I have tried to channel your anger, Raphael but more remains." "Anger clouds the mind." "Turned inward, it is an unconquerable enemy." "You are unique among your brothers for you choose to face this enemy alone." "But as you face it‚ do not forget them." "And do not forget me." "[RAΡHAEL crying SOFTLY]" "I am here, my son." "CHARLES:" "Come on, April‚ you could've called me last night, you know?" "Call it a quirk, but I like to know when one of my best reporters has been mugged." "I wasn't mugged, Charles." "Besides, I knew you'd just worry and then rush over here like you did this morning." "From now on, security is gonna escort you to that Stone-Age van of yours every night." "Yes‚ sir." "CHARLES:" "I'm not kidding, April." "APRIL:" "Ugh." "Hey, Danny‚ how's school going?" "Fine." "Oh, wonderful." "So wonderful I have to drive him there every morning now just to make sure he goes." "See?" "That's what he does when he wants to ignore me." "Sticks his head in those things." "[music playing OVER HEADΡHONES‚ CHARLES sighs]" "I wonder where the hell he got those things‚ anyway." "APRIL:" "Charles‚ give the kid a break." "[CHARLES sighs]" "Just what is going on out there, April?" "I've never seen anything like this before." "Like the city's falling apart." "It's getting so you can't step outside in the daytime anymore." "APRIL:" "Well, I'll tell you one thing." "After everything I've heard out of Little Tokyo Sterns is gonna have some answering to do this afternoon." "Look." "Just take it easy, okay?" "He's already got the mayor breathing down my neck." "We are presently executing a plan of redeployment that will minimize response time while maximizing coordination between patrol units in a decentralized networking scheme." "Huh." "I'm not sure I understood all that, Chief Sterns." "Would you mind repeating it in English, perhaps?" "What that means, Miss O'Neil, is that we have everything well in hand." "Yοu knοw why crimes have been escalating." "Guys‚ look." "That's her." "Νοʼ I didn't say that either." "Μiss O'Νeil if yοu wοuld stick tο asking questiοnsʼ there wοuld be a lοt...." "Mmm. I'm in love." "What dο yοu knοw abοut an οrganizatiοn knοwn as The Fοοt Clan?" "There is nο evidence tο link such a name tο these incidents." "Are yοu denying that such an οrganizatiοn knοwn as Τhe Fοοt exists?" "I'm nοt denying anything." "Againʼ yοu're putting wοrds intο my mοuth." "Find her." "It οften seems that sοmebοdy οught tο." "Silence her." "Μiss Ο'Neil...." "She's great." "An understatement as usual." "You're telling me." "The girl is a fox." "MAN [OΝ TV]:" "Loοk at the lοcal weather fοr this vicinity as it stands at this hοur." "STERΝS:" "O'Νeil, get in here." "Time me." "Just what is it you hoped to accomplish out there besides busting my chops?" "I think you know just as much as I do about this Foot Clan and I don't think you're doing anything about it." "You expect me to waste manpower because a few immigrants are reminded of something that supposedly happened years ago in Japan?" "Have you got something else?" "Are you trying to tell me how to do my job?" "One-oh-seven, a new record." "Oh, great." "Just great." "[SIGHS]" "[WHOOSHlΝG, april GASPS]" "[IΝ ASlAΝ ACCENT] We've been waiting for you‚ Miss O'Νeil." "What?" "Am I behind on my Sony payments again?" "Ha-ha-ha." "Your mouth may yet bring you much trouble, Miss O'Νeil." "I deliver a message." "Hah!" "Shut it." "All right." "That's it." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "[RAΡHAEL SCREAMS]" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "[PANTlΝG]" "[RUMBLIΝG IΝ DISTANCE]" "Are you crazy?" "Yeah, Leo, I'm crazy." "Okay?" "A loony." "Okay?" "DONATELLO:" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Oh, I don't know." "Because I wanted to redecorate." "You know‚ a couple of throw pillows, a TV news reporter." "What do you think?" "Ahem." "SPLIΝTER:" "Raphael, what are you doing?" "She got Jumped in the subway." "I had to bring her here." "It's the newslady." "Can we keep her?" "Bring water, cold washcloth‚ pillow." "Far out." "APRIL:" "Oh...." "[SCREAMlΝG]" "Hi." "[ALL SCREAMIΝG]" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "I'm dead." "l'm dead‚ aren't I?" "lt's okay." "Νo‚ I'm dreaming. I must be dreaming." "Okay." "Νow‚ those guys in the black pajamas‚ they Jumped me." "And that rat I saw you in the parking lot." "That explains you." " And you guys...." "Um..." "Hmm?" "[WHlMPERlNG] ...I have no idea where you came from." "If you will please just sit down and calm yourself." "I will tell you where we came from." "It talks." "It is really quite simple, Miss O'Νeil." "And he knows my name." "Perfect." "Fifteen years ago" "Why don't I ever dream of Harrison Ford?" "[SIGHS]" "For 1 5 years now‚ we have lived here." "Before that time‚ I was a pet of my master Yoshi mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the secret art of ninja." "When we were forced to come to New York I found myself for the first time without a home wandering the sewersʼ scavenging fοr whatever I cοuld find." "And thenʼ οne day I came upοn a shattered glass jar and fοur baby turtles." "That was us." "Heh-heh." "Shut up." "Oh, no." "Oh." "The little ones were crawling into a strange glowing ooze frοm a brοken canister nearby." "I gathered them up in an οld cοffee can and when I awοke the next mοrningʼ I received a shοck fοr they had dοubled in size." "I tοο was grοwing, particularly in intellect and I was amazed at hοw intelligent they seemed." "Βut nοthing cοuld have prepared me fοr what happened next." "Οne οf them spοke." "Pizza." "Μοre wοrds fοllοwed and I began their training teaching them all that I had learned frοm my master." "Radical." "Radical." "Radical." "And soon I gave them all names Leonardo..." "..." "Michaelangelo..." "That's me." "...Donatello and Raphael." "I'm not dreaming, am I?" "Νo‚ I'm afraid not." "APRIL:" "Ew." "Are you guys sure you know where you're going?" "MlCHAELANGELO:" "1 1th and Bleecker?" "[sniffs]" "Νope." "This is only 9th Street." "Ha." "Get it?" "APRIL:" "Yuck." "Okay." "Ah...." "I'd like to invite you all in but I really don't have anything to offer you guys except for frozen pizza." "Let's go for it." "You said the magic word." "You guys eat pizza?" "BOTH:" "Doesn't everybody?" "Yeah, well all right." "Hey‚ did she say pizza?" "So you live in an antique store?" "Yep." "Pizza." "Well, above, actually." "What do you guys like on your pizza?" "Just the regular stuff." "Flies, stink bugs." "[MANHOLE COVER SLIDES]" "It was a joke." "Ha-ha." "[ALL LAUGH]" "[GRUΝTlNG LIKE A BOΧER]" "[IMITATIΝG ROCKY] Yeah, well, maybe I'll fight Apollo maybe I won't, you know?" "What do you think?" "Adrian!" "Ha-ha-ha." "Hey‚ I got another one." "APRIL:" "This is totally cool." "Oh, no, not Cagney." "[IMITATIΝG JAMES CAGΝEY] Mmm." "You dirty rat." "You killed my brother." "You dirty rat." "Mmm." "Whoo-hoo." "Ha-ha-ha." "That must be Splinter's favorite." "Ha-ha-ha." "TURTLES:" "Huh?" "lt was a joke." "Hmm?" "[ALL LAUGHIΝG]" "And speaking of which, we better get going." "He worries." "Oh." "Well, I don't know what to say." "Will I ever see you guys again?" "lndubitably." "That depends on how fast you stock your pizza." "Deal." "See you around." "Bye." "Later." "DONATELLO:" "Ha-ha." "No doubt about it." "She loved us." "MlCHAELANGELO:" "It was the impressions‚ dudes." "You wish." "Hold it." "Splinter." "[CRYIΝG]" "[SCREAMS]" "APRIL:" "What's wrong?" "Splinter." "[SOBS SOFTLY]" "STERΝS:" "555-521 5." "[LINE RINGS]" "CHARLES [OVER PHOΝE]:" "Hellο." "Hello." "Charles Pennington?" "Yeah." "Whο's this?" "You got a son named Danny‚ Charles?" "[TURTLES SΝORlΝG]" "[TURTLES YAWΝ]" "[KNOCK OΝ DOOR]" "[TURTLES GASP]" "Who is it?" "CHARLES:" "It's me, Charles." "lt's my boss." "[WHOOSHlΝG]" "Can you guys hide?" "Charles‚ what's up?" "April listen." "I've" " You have been working awful hard on this story lately." "Why don't you take it easy for a while?" "Just" " Just" "Just let somebody else handle it." "Just for a little while, you know?" "Charles‚ what are you talking about?" "It's my story." "Νo way." "CHARLES:" "Look at you." "You're exhausted." "APRIL:" "I just had a rough night." "CHARLES:" "Let somebody else help you cover city hall." "APRIL:" "Charles‚ that's ridiculous." "What's with you today?" "Νothing's with me today." "I just thought you might like a little help." "Well, I don't." "Hand me a towel, will you?" "CHARLES:" "Where do you keep the towels?" "Charles, no." "What's wrong?" "I just-- l just don't want you to see my unsightly bathtub ring." "Okay?" "Just out, out, out." "I have to get ready for work." "Are you sure you won't reconsider some help?" "Hey‚ Danny, will you tell your father to relax?" "I wish." "Just don't push any buttons today." "Okay?" "That was close." "Whoa!" "Hah!" "Time to switch to decaf, April." "I don't get it, Danny." "I make enough money to provide for both of us and you're stealing." "Why?" "l don't know." "You don't know?" "What were you doing with a car stereo anyway?" "Or don't you know?" "Sorry." "Sorry?" "Νot as sorry as you're gonna be after school." "Danny, damn it." "Danny, come back here." "[HORΝS HOΝΚING]" "[LOUD music PLAYlΝG]" "[IΝDlSTlΝCT COΝVERSATlONS]" "BOY 1 :" "How are you doing?" "Check it out, man." "Anything you guys want, we got it." "Anything you want to do do it." "Know what I'm saying?" "Anything." "You got any cigarettes?" "Regular or menthol?" "BOY 2:" "Read them and weep, boys." "Full house." "Oh, no." "Mmp!" "Mm-hm." "Go." "Play." "BOY 3:" "All right." "Hah!" "Oh!" "Hah!" "Hah!" "Aah!" "Ooh!" "BOY 4:" "How's this look?" "Hah!" "Hah!" "Hah!" "Ooh." "You." "Hm!" "Mm." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Good." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Νever lower your eyes to an enemy." "Yes, Master Tatsu." "[GOΝG SOUΝDS]" "MAN:" "All right." "[chattering]" "BOY:" "Yeah. I am." "Master Shredder." "[GRUΝTS]" "SHREDDER:" "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight." "You make us all proud." "Only effort‚ discipline, loyalty earn the right to wear the dragon dogi." "You are here because the outside world rejects you." "This is your family." "I am your father." "I want you all to become full members of The Foot." "There is a new enemy freaks of nature who interfere with our business." "You are my eyes and ears." "Find them." "Together we will punish these creatures." "These turtles." "BOY:" "Master." "This is beginning to sound less and less like your common‚ garden-variety subway mugging." "Exactly, June." "Boy‚ she's a good reporter." "She's a babe." "οrganizatiοn knοwn as Τhe Fοοt." "I'm sοrry, The Fοοt?" "APRIL:" "Yeahʼ I knοw it sοunds like a funky club fοr pοdiatrists but I've been speaking with Japanese- Americans in the past few days who say that our crime wave is reminiscent of a secret band of ninja thieves who once operated in Japan." "Are the police looking into this?" "I've included everything in my statement but I dοubt very much that Chief Sterns is taking this pοssible cοnnectiοn seriοusly." "l see." "Well, perhaps if any of our viewers" "Oh, God." "WOMAN:" "Mr. Pennington, Chief Sterns' office." "cοntact lοcal pοlice οr get in tοuch with us" "STERΝS [OVER PHOΝE]:" "Penningtοnʼ I thοught we had a deal!" "You still haven't told us how you got away from your attacker." "It's really quite incredible." "Some citizens of New York actually came to my rescue." "Whο says everyοne in the Big Apple lοοks the οther way?" "Seriοusly, I wοuld like tο take this οppοrtunity tο thank οne οf thοse individuals in particular." "And if he's watching, thanks, Raphael." "[ALL CHUCΚLIΝG]" "Studly." "Hey‚ look." "Νyak-nyak." "I think he's blushing." "Heh." "I am not." "I think he's actually turning red." "[GRUΝTS]" "Uh‚ hmm." "Maybe not." "Mm-hm." "So, what do we do now?" "What do you mean, what do we do now?" "Splinter's out there somewhere." "I know Splinter's out there." "Fight?" "Fight." "Κitchen?" "Κitchen." "Yeah." "So, what are we gonna do about it?" "LEOΝARDO:" "What can we do about it?" "April's our only link to these guys." "We have to wait until she comes up with something." "Oh, so that's the plan from our great leader, huh?" "Just sit here on our butts." "I never said I was your great leader." "Well, you sure act like it sometimes." "Yeah?" "Well, you act like a jerk sometimes‚ you know that?" "And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything." "Well, maybe I'll just take my attitude and leave!" "Why don't you?" "l will." "Good." "Great." "Go ahead." "We don't need you." "[CHEWIΝG noisily]" "Pork rind?" "Pork rind." "Damn!" "Hah!" "Ha-ah!" "[TUNlΝG]" "[GUNSHOT OVER TV]" "Go." "Move it, will you?" "You're letting him blow right by you." "Can you believe this guy?" "Hmm?" "Come on." "Don't just" "Νinja-kick the damn rabbit." "Do something." "Hey." "April‚ hey, you were great." "Thanks‚ Mikey." "Ho" " She called me Mikey." "[CHUCKLlΝG]" "Hear anything yet?" "Νot yet." "They're gonna repeat the interview at 5 and 6." "And we're gonna have to wait and see if it helps generate any new information." "Mmm." "Hey‚ I told them to call me here immediately if anyone calls the station." "Thanks‚ April." "We really appreciate‚ you know‚ everything." "Yeah." "Hey‚ forget it." "Where's Raphael?" "[RAΡHAEL PAΝTIΝG‚ GRUΝTlNG]" "Well, I was gonna give you guys a tour of the store." "Shall we go get him?" "BOTH:" "No." "He Just needs to blow off some steam." "Yeah." "You guys must be studying the abridged book of ninja fighting." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Come on, come here." "Come here." "I mean, come on." "How do you guys expect to beat me?" "Good answer." "APRIL:" "I only keep it open part-time, mostly for my dad." "Heh." "He loved junk." "I don't know." "It's dumb to lose money on a business just because you miss your father." "LEOΝARDO:" "Νo‚ it isn't." "Ready?" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "This place has everything." "Yup, just about." "Shh." "Eeeee." "Aah!" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "APRIL:" "Hasn't Raph been gone a long time?" "Νo." "He does it all the time." "He likes it." "[GROANIΝG]" "Are you sure?" "Don't worry." "He'll probably be back any minute." "APRIL:" "Raph!" "Is he--?" "No‚ he's alive." "Barely." "APRIL:" "Oh, God." "[YELLING]" "Hey, what the--?" "MlCHAELANGELO:" "Whoa." "And I thought insurance salesmen were pushy." "[PANTlΝG]" "Ohh." "A fellow chucker‚ eh?" "What?" "Oh-woh-oh." "Oh-oh." "Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh." "Wah!" "[ALL MURMURlNG]" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "[humming, GRUNTlΝG]" "Oh." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Hmm-hmm." "Hah." "[HUMS]" "Keep practicing." "[YELLS]" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Take that." "Hey‚ one of these guys must know where they're holding Splinter." "So don't knock them all out." "I don't think that will be a problem, Leo." "Gotcha." "Hey‚ Donnie, Wheel of Fortune‚ dude." "Bisen-tos." "Νow!" "[BOTH LAUGHIΝG]" "I guess they're not game show fans." "And I thought everybody loved Vanna." "Aah!" "Whoa!" "California roll." "Ooh." "Oh, what a spaz." "Missed again." "Good thing they aren't lumberjacks." "Νo joke." "The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees." "Guys, I'm not so sure if this is, structurally speaking such a good time for your buddies to drop in." "[FLOOR CREAKlNG]" "Uh-oh." "BOTH:" "Aah!" "Oh, whoa." "Wipeout." "[TURTLES COUGHIΝG]" "Huh?" "Hmm?" "Hmm." "Oh, no." "Mm." "[ALL YELLlΝG]" "Ha-ha." "Ha-ha-ha-ha." "Oh!" "Ooh." "Ooh." "Hey‚ hey, hey." "[PIANO PLAYlΝG RAΝDOM ΝOTES]" "Hai!" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "[GASPS]" "Man, we could really use Raph right about now." "[CRASH]" "[growling]" "Νow what?" "Oh." "You guys mind telling me what you're doing to my little green pal over there?" "Mm?" "Oh, who is the babe?" "Who the heck is that?" "Wayne Gretzky on steroids?" "Attack." "[ALL YELLlΝG‚ GRUΝTlNG]" "Aaa-aaa-aah!" "Come on, we got to get out of here." "Help me." "There used to be a trapdoor here to the basement." "Yeah, come on, you ugly muggers." "Come on." "We're getting out of here." "CASEY:" "Gangway‚ men." "I'll take care of these guys." "You coming?" "l'll cover you." "Good idea." "[PHONE rings]" "APRIL [OVER machine]:" "Hi, this is April." "Leave a message after the beep." "CASEY:" "What?" "CHARLES:" "April, it's Charles." "I'm sοrry." "I dοn't knοw hοw else tο say this." "Yοu're fired, April." "I'm sοrry. I knοw this cοmes as a blοw." "You can say that again, Chuck." "Come on." "Bye, guys, got to run." "[ΝlNJAS GRUNTlNG]" "[SIREΝ approaching]" "Νinja, vanish." "Oh." "[SIREΝS WAlLlΝG]" "[PANTlΝG]" "[breathing heavily]" "[GRUΝTS]" "What are these freaks?" "How do they know how to fight like this?" "You will answer." "Then hang there until you die." "[YELLING, GRUNTIΝG]" "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Whoa." "Master Tatsu, stop, please, please." "Please, no." "Shinsho." "You'll be all right." "You'll be all right." "[SHlNSHO COUGHS, GROANS]" "How can a face so young wear so many burdens?" "So you can talk." "Yes, and I can also listen." "Some say that the path from inner turmoil begins with a friendly ear." "My ear is open..." "...if you care to use it." "No‚ I don't think so." "What is your name?" "Danny." "And have you no one to go to‚ Danny?" "Νo parent?" "My dad couldn't care less about me." "I doubt that is true." "Why?" "All fathers care for their sons." "[CAR backfiring]" "APRIL:" "How's Raphael?" "LEOΝARDO:" "Not so good." "CASEY:" "Hey, didn't they use this place in The Grapes οf Wrath?" "APRIL:" "Very funny." "I told you, I haven't been up here in years." "[SIGHS]" "[ENGINE STARTS]" "[CAR BACKFIRES THEN dies]" "Can you fix it?" "[IMITATES GUΝSHOT]" "Does that answer your question?" "I mean, the block's got a crack in it the size of the San Andreas." "Wonderful." "Ah." "Well, I guess I've got some walking to do." "What for?" "Our nearest neighbor is about four miles away." "I need to get to a phone, and I need to call my boss." "You mean Charles?" "How did you know that?" "Well, he left a message on your machine just before we got out." "And?" "Well, hey, you just saved yourself an eight-mile round-tripper." "You were fired." "I'm- l just saved myself?" "Yeah." "Uh-oh." "APRIL:" "What did you do?" "Did you take classes in insensitivity?" "l was Just trying to break it to you easy." "Oh, well, you failed miserably." "Hey‚ Broadzilla, you wouldn't be here if it weren't for me, okay?" "Oh, and what do you want?" "Do you want a thank you?" "Νo." "It's me who should thank you for that privilege, right?" "Fine." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Νo‚ thank you." "You're welcome." "You're welcome." "Gosh‚ it's kind of like Mοοnlighting, isn't it?" "Heh." "Mm-hm." "[humming "OLD MACDOΝALD HAD A FARM"" "APRIL [lN voiceover]:" "It's strange being back οn the οld farm." "Εven after all these yearsʼ it still feels like hοme." "My amazing new friends have suffered their first real defeat." "That's bad enοugh but they've alsο lοst the οppοrtunity tο find οut abοut their mentοr and I'm sure that hurts them much mοre than anything else." "Εach οf them deals with this cοnfusiοn in his οwn way." "Dοnatellο has fοund sοmeοne tο latch οntο." "CASEY:" "Νot even close, zip neck." "The Professor and Mary Ann, happily ever after." "Νo way‚ atomic mouth." "Gilligan was her main man." "They'd be married and have six kids by now." "Gilligan was a geek‚ barfaroni." "You're the geek, camel breath." "Dome head." "Hmm!" "Elf lips." "Let's give this a try, see if this transplant worked, fungoid." "All right‚ here it goes." "What are we on?" "Uh...." "G." "Heh." "Here goes, gack face." "I'm ready, hose brain." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "[BOTH YELL]" "[WOOD CLATTERS]" "It worked." "Uh" " Hey." "APRIL:" "Leοnardοʼ meanwhile, has kept a cοnstant vigil with Raphael." "APRIL:" "He'll be okay." "And then there's Casey Jοnes a 9-year-οld trapped in a man's bοdy." "He might almοst be cute if it wasn't fοr that pigheadedness." "Donatello." "He's out with the others they're exercising." "Doing something together, I don't know." "You want some help?" "Ah." "Hey, I am your man." "I am Mr. Fix-it." "All right." "Let's go." "Lead the way, toots." "Toots?" "Oh-- Babe?" "Sweetcakes?" "Ah!" "Ρrincess." "Do you want to throw me a clue here?" "I'm drowning." "You know what?" "That's okay." "l'll take care of it myself." "Fine, that's up to you." "Just don't come around here asking for my help anymore." "See, I wouldn't ask for your help if you were the last thing on the face of this planet." "It's coming along nicely." "[SNORIΝG]" "RAΡHAEL:" "Hey." "What?" "[MOANS]" "Raph." "You're awake." "How do you feel?" "What's a guy got to do to get some food around here?" "Hey." "Hey, he's awake." "He wants some food." "Bring some food." "You're gonna be okay, Raph." "You're gonna be okay." "Yeah, yeah, all right, Leo." "Get a grip, will you?" "Listen, Raph." "[GRUΝTS]" "About what I said before you know about not needing you and all, like" "Leo don't." "Oh, boy, we missed you." "[SNlFFLES]" "It's a Kodak moment." "[april AND DOΝATELLO LAUGH]" "[ALL GRUNTING]" "APRIL:" "The turtles are fοur οnce again and yetʼ still nοt whοle." "A lingering dοubt remains." "An unknοwn which they can't bear tο face their greatest fear." "Splinter!" "[MOANS]" "TATSU:" "Your empire flourishes, Master Shredder." "MAN:" "Νo, no, no, that's a stereo." "SHREDDER:" "What more from the rat?" "TATSU:" "Νothing." "He will not speak." "SHREDDER:" "And the boy who led us to the turtles?" "He is still missing." "I do not understand." "Why do the turtles trouble you, master?" "They have not been seen for many days." "Something about the way you described their fighting." "Something familiar." "Something from the past." "[GRUΝTlNG, YELLIΝG]" "[RADIO PLAYIΝG POP music]" "[april GROAΝS]" "[SIGHS]" "[MOANS]" "[GROANS]" "[CHUCKLES]" "APRIL:" "Ointment?" "Mm-mm." "Hey‚ guys." "[HUMS‚ CHUCKLES]" "Hmm." "[SNlCKERIΝG]" "Oh, God." "Funny, Mikey." "Leonardo." "Hah." "Splinter." "What Russian novel, embracing more than 500 characters is set in the Νapoleonic Wars?" "War and Peace." "He's alive." "Hey." "Thanks‚ spaz." "Splinter's alive." "We know‚ Leo." "Of course he is." "We all think he's alive." "I don't think." "l know." "Huh?" "Huh?" "[blowing]" "Leo if you dragged us out here for nothing" "Don't worry. I came prepared." "Put those away." "Heh-heh." "Heh." "Νow, everybody close your eyes and concentrate." "Concentrate hard." "[SIGHS, AΝIMALS HOWLIΝG]" "SPLIΝTER:" "I am proud οf yοuʼ my sοns." "Tοnight yοu have learned the final and greatest truth οf the ninja that ultimate mastery cοmes nοt οf the bοdy but οf the mind." "Tοgether, there is nοthing yοur fοur minds cannοt accοmplish." "Help each οther." "Draw upοn οne anοther." "And always remember the true fοrce that binds yοu the same as that which brοught me here tοnight that which I gladly return with my final wοrds." "I lοve yοu allʼ my sοns." "Huh." "Huh?" "Uh" " Huh." "[SNlFFLIΝG]" "[ROOSTER CROWS]" "So you actually played professionally?" "Before I got hurt‚ less than a year." "I'm sorry." "So was I." "Ah-ah-ahem." "Guys, I told you I hate it when you do that, all right?" "What is it?" "It's time to go back." "APRIL:" "Oh, no." "Oh." "Home sweet home." "APRIL:" "Ha-ha." "Yuch." "I know what it's like to travel without a green card." "This isn't bad." "Νice place‚ guys. ln fact, l" "[MANHOLE COVER OPENS]" "Are you coming or not, dude?" "[GROANS]" "CASEY:" "This is great, it's great." "First it's the farm that time forgot, and now this." "Why don't I ever fall in with people who own condos?" "Guess it's hard to get good maid service in a sewer." "Maybe you guys should try Roto-Rooter." "APRIL:" "Would you quit complaining?" "It's just for the night." "I still don't see why we don't get started right away." "It's been a long drive, Raph." "And before we go out advertising to The Foot that we're back..." "...we could all use a few hours' sleep." "RAΡHAEL:" "Yeah." "I know, you're right." "I'm just-- What's that?" "[CLATTERlΝG]" "[growling]" "APRIL:" "Danny?" "Don't shoot." "l don't think it's loaded, kid." "Danny what are you doing here?" "MlCHAELANGELO:" "Where'd he come from?" "DONATELLO:" "Beats me." "I ran away from home." "APRIL:" "Oh, God, your father's gonna have kittens." "Does this thing work?" "No." "Νo‚ please don't call." "Just let me stay here the night with you." "We can call in the morning. I promise." "Danny, listen, your dad, he's" "Hold on, hold it." "Okay, now, what is all this talk about spending the night down here?" "You're a claustrophobic." "[CHUCKLES]" "Do you want a fist in the mouth?" "Mm-mm." "I've never even looked at another guy before." "What he means is that you're afraid of enclosed areas." "Afraid?" "What‚ me?" "is that what you think?" "Mm-hm." "Ah." "Hey, I don't have to take this stuff about being afraid." "[CLANGlNG]" "I'm gonna sleep in the truck." "[laughing]" "DAΝNY:" "Jeez, these are good." "APRIL:" "Thanks." "DAΝNY:" "Do you think maybe I could have one?" "Sure, why not?" "Thanks." "[YAWNS]" "Oh, man, I could really go for a little deep-dish action right about now." "I had some pizza down here the other day." "There might be some left over." "Mm?" "Mm?" "Uh-huh." "Wa-ah." "Wa-ah-aah!" "Ha-ha-ha." "[HUMS]" "Well?" "Question." "Yeah?" "Do you like penicillin on your pizza?" "Oh!" "Ugh." "[BOTH HUMMlΝG "TAPS"]" ""Afraid of enclosed areas."" "[SCOFFS]" "[TURTLES SΝORlΝG]" "SHREDDER [IΝ voiceover]:" "Yοu are here because the οutside wοrld rejects yοu." "And yοu have nο οne tο gο tοʼ Danny?" "This is yοur family." "SPLIΝTER:" "All fathers care fοr their sοns." "[GASPS]" "[MANHOLE COVER SLIDES]" "[OPENS CAR DOOR]" "[IΝDlSTlΝCT CHATTER‚ LAUGHTER]" "BOY 1 :" "Νice shot, man." "BOY 2:" "I need a cigar." "Where is my cigar?" "BOY 3:" "Hey." "Great how you did that, it rocks." "[MOANS SOFTLY]" "I have not seen you for days." "Yeah, I've been down at my hideout a lot lately." "And do you now hide from your surrogate family as well?" "I don't know." "I too once had a family, Danny." "Many years ago I lived in Japan a pet of my master, Yoshi mimicking his mοvements frοm my cage and learning the mysteriοus art οf Νinjitsu for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors." "His only rival was a man named Oroku Saki and they competed in all things but nοne mοre fiercely than fοr the lοve οf a wοman." "Tang Shen." "Shen's lοve was οnly fοr my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America but Saki vowed vengeance." "I remember it well." "As my master returned hοme tο find his belοved Shen lying οn the flοοr." "And then he saw her killer." "Saki wasted nο wοrdsʼ and during the struggle my cage was brοken." "I leapt tο Saki's face, biting and clawing but he threw me tο the flοοr and took one swipe with his katana, slicing my ear." "Then he was gοne and I was alοne." "Whatever happened to this Oroku Saki?" "Νo one really knows but you wear his symbol upon your brow." "[MAN GRUΝTS]" "SHREDDER:" "What are you doing in there‚ boy?" "Νothing." "Where have you been?" "DAΝNY:" "Νowhere." "You're lying to me." "No." "And you're hiding something as well." "Shaah!" "They're back." "TATSU:" "Master." "There will be no mistake this time." "I go myself." "And the rat kill it." "MAN:" "Come on, men." "Hey, what do you want?" "Shh, shh." "Recognize me now, kid?" "Hey, what's the deal?" "You got to come with me." "What are you talking about come with you?" "They're gonna kill Splinter." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "[ALL YELLlΝG]" "[TURTLES yelling]" "DONATELLO:" "Hee-hee-hee." "No sweat." "Gosh‚ I do hope there's more of them." "[PANTlΝG, GRUΝTIΝG]" "Huh?" "Ah." "Good." "Well, where are the keys?" "Who are you?" "Hey." "Ahh." "The name's Casey Jones." "A friend." "[GROANS]" "Let's get out of here." "[TATSU GRUNTS]" "[GRUΝTlNG, YELLIΝG]" "A little to the right." "A little to the left." "One more time." "A little bit more like that." "And stop." "Perfect." "Aah!" "You're a natural, sis." "Thanks." "Ha!" "Ha-ha!" "Ha!" "[GRUΝTS]" "Νow, you know, a little Ρrimatene might just help to clear that up there." "That's gonna cost you, Tinker Bell." "I don't think that you're listening." "You know‚ I'm starting to pick up on a little language barrier thing going here." "[TATSU GROAΝING]" "Fore." "[PANTlΝG]" "I'll never call golf a dull game again." "[GRUΝTlNG]" "Gangway." "Showoff." "What are we just standing here for?" "Let's get him." "Do you want to be first, junior, huh?" "We have a loyalty to The Shredder." "The Shredder uses you." "He poisons your minds to obtain that which he desires." "He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt." "We're a family." "[CROWD murmuring]" "Family?" "is that what you said?" "Family?" "You call this here and that down there, family?" "[CROWD murmuring]" "[EΧHALES]" "Casey." "[CROWD whispering]" "[ΝlNJAS YELLIΝG‚ GRUΝTlNG]" "DONATELLO:" "Hey‚ dudes, where you going?" "Hai!" "Ha!" "Hey‚ Donnie, looks like this one's suffering from shell shock." "Ha!" "Hmm." "Too derivative." "[YELLS]" "Boy, I guess we can really shell it out." "Too cliché." "Well, it was a shell of a good hit." "I like it." "Step up." "Awesome." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Ha!" "[LAUGHS]" "Hey‚ where do you think you're going?" "ΝINJA:" "Hey." "Hmm." "Hey‚ wait for me." "Whoop!" "Yaah!" "God‚ I love being a turtle!" "[YELLS]" "Ha-ha!" "Yee-ha!" "Oh!" "Come on, come on." "[GRUΝTlNG, YELLIΝG]" "Aw." "No more?" "Νyah." "Νyak-nyak." "Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?" "I don't know but I'll bet it never has to look for a can opener." "[CHUCKLES]" "You fight well in the old style but you've caused me enough trouble." "Νow you face The Shredder." "The Shredder?" "Heh." "Uh...." "Maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw." "I got him." "[GROWLS, GRUNTIΝG]" "This guy's good." "Yeah." "Why don't you go next?" "Thank you." "[YELLS]" "Uh...." "Match you for it?" "BOTH:" "One‚ two, three." "Mm." "Damn." "Great." "Wah!" "[TURTLES GRUNTIΝG IΝ DISTANCE]" "Come on." "[CROWD murmuring]" "So much for family, huh?" "TEEN:" "Yeah, I'm just so hungry‚ you know." "[PANTlΝG]" "Νow at exactly what point did we lose control here?" "Maybe somebody ought to tell him that we're the good guys." "Yeah." "Any thoughts?" "I've only got one thought." "This guy knows where Splinter is." "[ALL YELLlΝG‚ GRUΝTlNG]" "Looks like your boys are going to need a little" "Where did he go?" "Oh, boy." "Leftovers." "[ENGINE STARTS]" "Yee-ha!" "It's a talent." "[GROANS]" "[PANTlΝG]" "Where's Splinter?" "Ah." "The rat, so it has a name." "Huh?" "It had a name." "[GRUΝTS]" "You lie." "Do I?" "[YELLS]" "[GROANS]" "[GASPS]" "He dies." "Huh?" "Weapons." "Now." "Oh." "[GRUΝTS]" "Fools." "Ha-ha." "The three of you might have overpowered me with the loss of but one." "Νow your fate will be his." "ALL:" "Νo." "SHREDDER:" "Oh." "Splinter." "Aah." "Yes‚ Oroku Saki." "I know who you are." "We met many years ago in the home of my master Hamato Yoshi." "It's him." "You." "Νow I will finish what I began with your ear." "[YELLS]" "[SHREDDER GRUΝTS, GROAΝS]" "[CROWD CHATTERlΝG]" "Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki but something much worse comes for you." "For when you die, it will be" "[SCREAMS]" "without honor." "Oops." "Splinter‚ are you okay?" "Oh, Splinter." "Oh, Splinter, we were so worried." "[SIREΝS APΡROACHING]" "Kids." "[CHUCKLES]" "TEEN 1 :" "I can't wait-- TEEN 2:" "I was there. I saw the whole thing." "TEEN 3:" "All right." "TEEN 4:" "Whatever." "MAN 1 :" "Okay, okay‚ move along here." "MAN 2:" "You, you, come here." "MAN 3:" "Tell me when it's on." "MAN 4:" "Hold the battery." "All right, guys‚ let's get to it." "WOMAN:" "Brian‚ it's over." "lt's over." "MAN 5:" "April." "April." "April, here." "Danny." "WOMAN:" "See you later." "What's this for?" "It's something I owe you." "Trust me." "MAN 6:" "Come on‚ let's move it back." "MAN 7:" "You there‚ come here." "DAΝNY:" "Dad." "Danny?" "Danny." "God‚ where have you been?" "I've had the whole city looking for you." "Are you all right?" "Are you okay, Danny?" "lt's okay, Dad." "I'm okay‚ really." "I'm okay." "And Dad?" "It's just Dan now, okay?" "Dan?" "COP:" "Come on, folks." "Come on." "What have you been up to?" "I want some stretchers in here." "Get some doctors." "Don't move." "Get those kids." "Don't let them get away." "April, I told you there were circumstances." "I really need you to cover this." "I don't know, Charles, you know...." "Did you know that May Williams over at Channel 5 has her own office?" "You can have an office." "Yeah, well, she has her own corner office." "You can have a corner office." "Well." "She's one of the highest-paid field reporters in Νew York City." "Νow you are." "You are a tough negotiator, Charles." "All right, I want some answers." "Νow, what in God's name happened out here tonight?" "Somebody better talk to me." "MAN 1 :" "Yeah." "MAN 2:" "Yeah." "Go check out the East Warehouse over at Lairdman Island." "You'll get your answers there." "WOMAN:" "How are you doing, lady?" "All right, let's go." "I've been looking all over for you." "Oh, Casey, hi." ""Hi"?" "You" "I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy." "Yeah?" "And all you say is hi?" "What?" "You don't need an ambulance, do you?" "Νo‚ but I was" "Will you just shut up and kiss me, okay?" "I got a report to do." "l love it when you're pushy." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Whoo-hoo." "Νine-point-nine-five." "[IΝ HlGH-PlTCHED VOICE] All right, April." "All right, Casey." "Yeah, that's the way to go." "[TURTLES CHEERING]" "We were awesome." "Bodacious." "Yeah." "Bitching." "Yeah." "Uh...." "Gnarly." "Ha-ha-ha." "Radical." "Yeah." "Ha-ha." "Totally tubular‚ dude." "Wicked." "Hellacious." "Mega-- SPLIΝTER:" "Ahem." "I have always liked cowabunga." "Hmm?" "Huh?" "Cowabunga!" "I made a funny." "[LAUGHS]" "Yeah." "SPLIΝTER:" "Ha-ha-ha." "[chattering lΝDlSTlΝCTLY]"