"That was incredible, Skipper." "I've never seen Omega Boom performed by a single penguin." "You were amazing!" "Always remember, young private, it's the leader's job to be physically superior at all times." "Ha!" "Guys, check out my new" "I'm fine." "It's a nonbrain injury." "Smashed atoms!" "Kowalski, explain." "Fascinating." "The ray I built was designed to transform spoiled food to its younger, fresher state." " And?" " Clearly, you are younger." "And fresher." "This can't stand." "My body should be full grown and bursting with unapologetic warrior might." "Hiya!" "Ha!" "Hoo!" "Ha!" "Oof!" "Halt baby babble." "I'm sorry, Skipper." "You're just so cute." "Coochie coochie coochie coo!" "I can invert the ray's polarity and return you to normal." "But we'll need to retrieve it from the sewer." "Sounds easy enough." "Men, operation sewer scavenge is a go." "Move out." "Eh." "Something wrong?" "Uh, it's just..." "The mission is dangerous, and you're so small and fluffy." "Small, fluffy, and your commanding officer, private." "Right, Skipper." "But maybe we should, you know, get you a sitter." "Skipper?" "Down here." "Oh." "Apologies, Skipper." "It just feels so right." "It's oddly agreeable." "But enough malarky." "I do not need a babysitter." "I'm a trained solider, a lethal... fighting... machine." "Somebody needs his nappy time." "Aw, nappy." "Nonsense." "I am fully... battle-ready." "We need a sitter with a high tolerance for weird." "Ah, those feets!" "That tiny booty!" "Oh, he's the most cutest thing my eyes have ever seen..." "When I'm not staring into a reflective surface." "Here." "Yes, he's our cousin." "His name is, uh" "Is it Petey?" "I've always wanted to meet a Petey, and I would like very much for today to be that day." "I can be Petey." "As it turns out, his name is Petey." "Your Majesty, what do you know about babysitting?" "Pfft!" "I am an accomplished sitter." "I sit on things all the time:" "My throne, my loungey chair, my Mort." "I'm ergonomical." "Mort, didn't he kick-- and weren't you" "Forget it." "I'm on break." "FYI, he likes to pretend he is Skipper when he's conscious." "Oh, Petey, you nut." "Make sure you keep him warm." "And feed him regularly." "And he likes--he likes to be rocked." "Call us if you need anything." "What the deuce?" "Where are my men?" "Good morning, Petey." "You are being babysat-on by me, the king." "Ringtail, don't you recognize me?" "It's Skipper." "I'm--What are you doing?" "Where did King Julien go?" "Oh, no, he has disap" "Peekaboo." "Peekaboo!" "Peekaboo!" "Peekaboo." "Peekaboo!" "Your childish ruse is wasted, Ringtail." "I'm an elite-- Where'd he go?" " Peekaboo!" " What the" "You should have been seeing your face." "You were stupefied by my mad booing skills." "Note to self:" "Peekaboo defense drills." "Homing device says the ray is... this way." "I wonder how the babysitter's doing." "Shhhhh!" "The royal airplane is--shhhh-- now coming in for a land-shhhh-ding." "Call a mayday, 'cause you've got the wrong tarmac." "Penguins eat fish." "Silly me, I see what is the wrong here." "Finally." "The baby penguins only eat the food when the papa penguin chews it up and spits it into the baby's mouth." "Yeah, it sounds gross, but, hey, who am I to judge?" "No, no, no, no, no, no." " Good, huh?" " No!" " Don't be bashful." " Ugh!" "There you go." "Ringtail, you're really starting to get on my ner" "That was an accident." "But I'm glad it happened." "Ooh, the baby gas." "Ugh, it is the most smelliest thing my nose has ever sniffed." "Mort, breathe it away." "Okay." "I like--uh, no, I don't." "Petey, what did I tell you?" "Now, you cannot be running away." "According to my readings, the ray gun should be located right" "With us." "That's our ray beam gun thingy." "No, it's our fresherizer." "As long as we have this baby, we'll never eat rotten sewer food again." "Good golly, it works like a charm!" "I mean, give it back, dirty rats." " Skipper's counting on us." " Yeah." "Objective secured." "Let's return to-- Huh?" "No one steals our freshinator." "I thought we named it "fresherizer."" "We had a meeting." "You weren't there." "Um, Kowalski?" "Options?" "Historically, Skipper's the one who defeats the rat king." "Therefore..." "Run for your lives!" "Rico, rat cannon." "Fortunately, I devised an anti-rat missile for this exact" "Bye-bye, birdies." "Petey!" "It is being your afternoon nappy time." "You're not the boss of me." "Ah, but my regal lullaby will give you the snoozies for sure." "Well, we'll see who outlasts who." "♪ Rock-a-bye, Petey ♪" "♪ in the Julien top ♪" "♪ when the wind blows ♪" "♪ the Julien will rock ♪" "♪ and down will come Julien ♪" "♪ Julien and... ♪" "♪ Julien ♪" "Well, that only took ten seconds." "Click!" "At least these tiny flippers are good for something." "Oof!" "It's not right." "All those years of training and experience, and now I'm a useless soldier." "It's not right." "It's not right." "Boom!" "Rocket fire." "No time for crybaby self-pity." "My team needs me." "Petey?" "He is missing from my sight!" "And he is leaking melon!" "Ah!" "Your king is coming, Petey!" "What do you say, fellas?" "Time to give 'em the toxic bird bath?" "Bird bath!" "Bird bath!" "Bird bath!" "It appears this is our rookery's final mission." "As Skipper would say, it's been an honor." "Don't forget to scrub behind your ears." "You call that a victory taunt?" "Skipper!" "Fear not, private;" "your leader has arrived." "Skipper?" "Wait, the boss penguin?" "What happened, fluffy boy?" "You fall in the dryer?" "Let's put baby to bed..." "Permanently." "Peeeteyyyyy!" "Ohhhhh, dear!" "Go, Petey." "Avenge me while I lay here and pretend to be dead so no one is hurting me again." "I see a light." "It's a light." "I'm coming, papa." "Let's finish this mano a baby-o." "Oh, yeah?" "What are you going to do with those teeny weeny baby muscles?" "Rat face, I've got something stronger than muscles:" "My leadership." "Rico, grappling hook." "I'll crush you all!" "Quick, toss me." "Catch me." "Burp me." "Throw me!" "Spin me." "Ha!" "Did you really think" "I wouldn't catch a tiny ball like you?" "I was counting on it." "I call that one "The Baby Boom."" "Now, that's a victory taunt." "And this is nap time." "Aw." "They grow up so fast." "I am now having the empty nest." "Ringtail, I owe you one." "You saved my fluffy butt back there." "But I hope you now realize who I really am." "I cannot be believing it!" "I knew you'd see the light." "Petey!" "You have gotten so good at your Skipper impersonating."