"Elizabeth!" "they are learning the secrets of ninja.]" "the Go-Ninja begins their ninja training." "Isn't it a bit late?" "!" "]" "So Quit Complaining About What's for Dinner"]" "[TOGAKUSHI GINZA]" "I'm going to test your ninja skills." "This place is commonly known as "Ninja Street." And we ninja often use it for training." "first learned the art of becoming a shadow right here." "But there's nothing here." "It's just an ordinary street lined with shops." "four-eyed bastard!" "What?" "!" "Why are you acting so sadistic to me?" "it's best to do it in a place filled with people!" "why are you holding that plate of curry?" "what are we supposed to do here?" "look over there!" "[MINMEIDO BOOKSTORE]" "Huh?" "A bookstore?" "I see." "We must shoplift some books without being caught by the store clerk..." "Listen." "You've got to buy a porno magazine without being noticed by the clerk or the customers." "What?" "!" "What are you taking about?" "What the hell does that have to do with being a ninja?" "!" "officially used at the ninja academy." "Everyone must complete this test before they can become an adult." "That's quite a different meaning of "Adult"!" "can you do it?" "You must completely hide all signs of your presence quickly judge which is your favorite porno mag." "you have to pay without the cashier noticing you and leave as if nothing happened." "Do you think you can do it?" "Ah..." "Now we know what's her favorite..." "You guys are too self-conscious." "that's easy." "Watch me." "This is a piece of cake...um...curry." "Watch me." "This is a piece of cake...uh...curry." "Curry Ninja!" "[Note:" "Roux (spice mix) is used to make curry in Japan." "A parody mix of Roux + Roger]" "Rouxger!" "Rouxger!" "What's a Rouxger?" "!" "I've never heard such an absurd word." "Do you mean "Roger"?" "!" "He's fast!" "It's quite something." "He's even faster than a real ninja... hey." "He might make it..." "He spilled his curry!" "S-Sorry..." "Leader..." "Take care...of the rest..." "Curry Ninja!" "I told you not to spill the curry." "but sucky concentration." "Who's next?" "I'll go!" "I shall avenge Curry Ninja." "so buy JUMP instead." "Wow!" "She's like a ninja!" "So ninja-like!" "She's ready and willing." "She loves this kind of stuff!" "Wow!" "She's in the zone!" "Come on!" "Go ahead and buy it!" "Huh?" "She's coming back." "What happened?" "Huh?" "Is she crying?" "Gin-chan..." "There was dog poop on the street." "I'm all icky!" "[Ninja Hattori-kun character] 305)}[Get 10 Times More Points] that stinks!" "I'm the real Curry Ninja now!" "Don't get so wound-up." "I'll give you an "A." "I don't need your sympathy grades!" "Damn it!" "That's it!" "I don't care about being the leader anymore!" "It can't be helped." "I have to do it..." "I pretended to be a ninja all the time." "Gin-san!" "Huh?" "Where did Gin-san go?" "That's gross!" "it's not." "That's a good technique." "called "Kakuremi no jutsu." "I'm so proud of Gin-san." "He's such a gifted thinker." "Are you going easy on him?" "!" "Teacher's pet!" "Double Curry?" "What's "Double Curry?" I didn't come up with this yellow suit!" "Let me tell you something." "It's not made of yellow cloth." "It's made out of a yellowed white curtain." "So it's "Yellowed Ninja." "get over here!" "I'll tear you apart!" "Yellow!" "Don't disobey my orders!" "Leader!" "Why is there a garbage bin here?" "Heck if I know." "isn't it?" "right?" "he'd be dead." "Shinpachi-kun." "All right." "Then I'm off." "Oh?" "Well..." "He's quite smooth... maybe..." "Nobody cares about his existence." "He has a non-presence!" "Come on." "I don't care about ninjas or whatever." "Anybody can do that as long as they're plain." "He really was inside!" "That's stupid." "I'm glad I didn't do it that way." "This is just..." "I just went to the restroom and tangled with a punk." "It's true." "Seriously..." "Why are you all looking at me like that?" "[South Town Magistrate's office]" "I see..." "Finally Katsura makes his move." "It seems he has gathered a force to free the beast." "They'll most likely attack tonight." "He fell for it..." "The moth is flying into the flame..." "Kotaro Katsura... my status in the Bakufu will rise." "I'm counting on you..." "Zenzo Hattori..." "Here we go..." "Go-Ninja!" "Forward!" "[Gin Tama Shippuden] they say that having moonlight in your butt hole is healthy." "watch what you say while we're on duty!" "the butt hole doesn't get any light." "but moonlight works a lot better." "You're saying something like that just to antagonize me." "Seriously..." "I heard Hattori-san cured his hemorrhoids that way." "That's enough!" "Katsura might be here on the magistrate's property." "I was trying to lighten the mood..." "Damn it!" "I have to pee!" "Ah!" "Hey!" "Really..." "Is this guy really brave or just nuts?" "Moon!" "Please cure my hemorrhoids!" "Ah?" "The moon is coming closer..." "[SERIOUSLY CENSORED] but you should go see a doctor to cure your hemorrhoids." "White Ninja!" "Special technique:" "Ninja Art: "Undercover Strike" "It stinks!" "What's all the racket...?" "you!" "I-Intruder!" "The light..." "I can't see anything." "that's not good." "You need to put on your glasses." "What's this?" "It stinks!" "What's this?" "It stinks!" "I can't take them off!" "Is this natto?" "!" "Four-eyed Ninja!" "Special Technique:" "Ninja Art: "Without Glasses I Can't See Tomorrow" "Whoa!" "No!" "Am I gonna be like this forever?" "!" "No way!" "because it feels so good... this will be a big hit this year." "Natto glasses." "Huh?" "Who are you?" "Holstein Ninja!" "I'm still just a plain guy." "Really..." "Such a beautiful moon tonight..." "Let's take care of 'em quick and get back to moon bathing!" "I see." "Then how about some moony-side-up egg curry!" "Mild!" "Double Curry Ninja Special Technique Ninja Art: "Throwing Curry In a Hurry" "I see." "They're throwing everything into a state of confusion instead of working out an undercover plan." "It's a very good plan for amateurs." "But it won't work against us..." "Real ninja." "Damn it!" "Where did they go?" "Find them!" "Gin-chan!" "Can you move over more?" "!" "My shoulder is sticking out." "It'll get attacked!" "They'll get my shoulder!" "all of me is sticking out!" "They'll get all of me!" "for myself." "why did you make it look like brick?" "!" "This isn't New York!" "as long as it's with Gin-san." "too!" "you really stink." "Don't touch me!" "Humph." "I love it when you talk rough..." "You really stink!" "You smell like natto!" "Your fingers!" "Huh?" "Where's Yellow Curry Ninja?" "Zura?" "!" "I'm not Zura." "I'm a pine tree!" "no!" "Impossible!" "You're totally in the open!" "look over there!" "Elizabeth!" "wait!" "it's the intruder!" "Stop!" "look!" "This wall is strange!" "Like part of it is in New York!" "Zura!" "What are you doing?" "!" "White!" "Everyone!" "Please stick with me." "It's your fault they found us!" "[NOTE:" "This is a spoof of the manga Detroit Metal City.]" "I'll SATSUGAI you!" "My curry is going to spill!" "I'm going to die!" "just throw it away!" "we'll end up getting destroyed." "do you have any useful weapons?" "Count on me!" "This will slow them down!" "Maki... spiked caltrops used by ninja to deter pursuing enemies.]" "bi... shi!" "Damn it!" "We can't get any closer with these." "Oh!" "It worked perfectly as a barrier." "Just as I planned." "That was Ninja Art Makibishi Circle." "You liar!" "It's stuck in your forehead!" "Take that!" "Die!" "That's totally wrong!" "That's not how Makibishi are supposed to be used!" "Magistrate!" "they'll be here soon." "Don't worry about it." "There's still...the final room..." "What's this place?" "Hey!" "That's!" "Elizabeth!" "No!" "Don't get any closer..." "E-Elizabeth..." "That's too bad." "Elizabeth-chan isn't here." "You are..." "Ayame Sarutobi." "Zenzo... you know this guy?" "He's a former Oniwabanshu." "Zenzo Hattori..." "He possessed the most feared ninja techniques in the history of the Oniwabanshu." "I'm a freelancer now and I've been working for the big man here." "if you insist on sticking with these fools I'll show no mercy." "I don't care if you're a Go-Ninja or what..." "But an amateur ninja can't beat a real ninja." "Even if you are a samurai..." "We are...the strongest five." "Idaten no Gou!" "[Note:" "Idaten = a devoted guardian]" "Bishamonten no Shuwa!" "[Note:" "Bishamonten = the chief of the Four Heavenly Kings]" "Benzaiten Kaoru!" "[Note:" "Benzaiten = the Hindu goddess of wealth and eloquence]" "Komokuten Matsuo." "[Note:" "Komokuten = one of the Four Heavenly Kings]" "Zenzo Hattori." "[Marishiten = the goddess of heaven and light]" "We're five are..." "The Shinobi Five!" "this game will soon be over!" "and they're very good." "You'll die in front of your beloved Elizabeth-chan." "Elizabeth!" "Gin-san!" "We're your opponent..." "JUMP Samurai!" "Gin-san!" "I never thought I would meet you in a place like this." "and it's so annoying!" "wait..." "Let's see..." "JUMP..." "JUMP..." "I've got it!" "Are you the Isomura-kun to whom I never returned the copy of JUMP?" "!" "let me explain..." "I'm Hattori." "you!" "What?" "!" "Don't tell me you forgot about me!" "right?" "I'm Ha-tto-ri!" "but I'm not good at remembering a man's face!" "either!" "I don't know who you are!" "Then..." "There's no reason to fight!" "Shut up!" "I don't have to remember you to hate you!" "be careful!" "That man is very dangerous..." "You're the one who needs to be careful." "what wonderful agility!" "You move just like a monkey." "I'm sorry." "Do I have to call you Sachan?" "Osaru-san." "[Note:" "Osaru-san = monkey girl]" "Kaoru-san Waki?" "but I didn't recognize you because you're much too flashy." "Humph." "I didn't know Katsura was such a weakling." "but the other two are just kids." "our chance of winning is 99.8%." "What do we do?" "I don't think we can win against real ninja." "ready!" "Curry?" "No!" "No!" "Don't say that like it's nothing!" "What the hell kind of battle cry is that?" "!" "Agh!" "They've got them too!" "Has everyone gone insane or is it just me?" "we already calculated your chances." "you face a 99.8% probability of being slaughtered." "Shut up!" "We won't know that until we try!" "Don't underestimate our Triple Curry!" "am I also a member?" "!" "We'll show you the difference between fake and real ninja!" "Hot!" "A potato down my back!" "A potato is dancing on my back!" "Hot!" "but with different results..." "This is the difference in our skills!" "They're eating it!" "Good grief..." "Our technique was completely outclassed." "You're more naïve than I thought!" "You're the ones who are naive." "What..." "Ugh!" "My stomach..." "What did you do to that curry?" "!" "Didn't your mommy tell you not to eat food from a stranger?" "You dug your own graves by showing off your technique." "Learn common sense before learning ninja techniques." "too..." "Leader!" "What happened?" "!" "so I had a bite!" "too?" "!" "Well..." "I can overcome this kind of pain." "The kanji character "Shinobi" also means "to endure"." "Keep that in mind..." "I'll show you my true ninja technique!" "Shadow Clone Technique"!" "You'll never figure out which is the real me!" "You're completely unprotected!" "no!" "Gou say something..." "And..." "Now it's my turn." "Steroid Jutsu!" "my muscles!" "anyway!" "there's a 99.8% probability I'll be beaten in the next scene." "This scene!" "H-Hey!" "What are you guys doing?" "Hattori!" "What's is this?" "I thought you guys were the five greatest ninjas in the world!" "That's all wrong." "The Pegasus Meteor Attack is like this..." "Idiot." "It's supposed to look like the Pegasus constellation." "Hattori!" "What are you doing?" "This isn't middle school recess!" "right?" "[Note:" "Parody of the pegasasu ryusei ken technique from the JUMP manga/anime Saint Seiya]" "Magistrate!" "Give him a clear "no" sign!" "This guy is an idiot!" "Idiot!" "that technique is done like this!" "I recorded all the episodes!" "but they were all disgusting." "Glasses fanatics... your best friend Seki-san..." "She talks behind your back..." "Is that what you call a fight?" "!" "Gin-san!" "We've got to end this quickly!" "Kagura-chan's been struck by the worst blow ever suffered by a heroine!" "I'm not especially motivated." "I don't care about Elizabeth or if Kagura gets her feet wet." "shag-head!" "I'll poop more than my pants!" "you gotta relax!" "Take deep breaths like me." "C'mon." "pooping or having a baby?" "!" "Everyone's so noisy..." "It's time for the showdown." "All right." "You and I think alike..." "I wish we'd met under different circumstances." "...Is that so... we already met under different circumstances!" "I already told you!" "...He disappeared?" "Gin-san!" "Look out!" "He's below me..." "How annoying." "What's this?" "Some sort of sweet scent..." "My body...is numb!" "How do my roses smell?" "Coiling Aroma Attack!" Paralyzing all who sniff my poison rose!" "Zenzo!" "It's time for the final blow!" "Saru!" "How can she move?" "!" "My technique didn't work?" "Don't tell me she used the smell of natto to cancel out the scent of my roses?" "!" "Ninja Art!" "I will Natto give up!" "Gin-san!" "Die!" "JUMP Samurai!" "The one to die... is you!" "Zenzo!" "Zenzo!" "You're so mean!" "Zenzo has hemorrhoids!" "It stinks!" "Th-This can't be..." "The Shinobi Five..." "No way..." "I hope Kagura-chan makes it in time." "Eli..." "Elizabeth!" "no..." "This is...awful!" "Zura..." "Isn't this kinda weird?" "It looks like something cottony is coming out... either." "Huh?" "I already told you fools." "Elizabeth-chan isn't here." "Elizabeth-chan was never here!" "that old man...made an Elizabeth doll to lure you here." "You guys were duped." "Zura-kun..." "What's going on?" "Come to think of it..." "I forgot that we had a fight yesterday over who'd get Oage in their soba." "[Note:" "Oage = fried tofu on top of hot soba]" "That means she just left the house because of the fight!" "Gimme a break!" "You owe us for all the trouble!" "Hello!" "I have something to ask you." "I've been looking all over for you." "What were you doing?" "What?" "The newspaper?" "Can't you say "no"?" "They never let up." "I don't have any money for it. just take some hamburger out of the freezer and nuke it." "frozen food again?" "I'm getting tired of it." "It's not fair." "I already know Mom puts on a lot of makeup and goes out with an unknown man to have tasty food." "Now look!" "You're being selfish." "You made your father angry!" "where are you?" "Elizabeth!" "12)}[Preview]" "Sadaharu!" "How did you get so big?" "The next episode... "Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed." "[Suddenly Sadaharu grows enormous and is the center of media attention.]" "the self-proclaimed beautiful shrine maiden sisters?" "]"