"Oh, my God." "Who's your princess?" "You are!" "Princess Josi." "That's right, and Princess Josi needs excitement." "Do we have to do this role-crap-playing every time?" "I'm tired of being milkman, fireman... escaped convicts, horny paperboys." "What, you just want to have sex with me?" "Is that it?" "Yes... no." "Well, yeah." "Let me spell it out for you." "Right now, I'm a princess." "Princess needs excitement." "Screwing football players is mucho boring." "You, Mitch, are a football player." "Comprende?" "Right now, princess wants a blacksmith." "Princess wants a dirty, sweaty, hot, rough blacksmith." "Shoe your horse, milady?" "Oh!" "Oh, my God!" "Get that." "I said I'd make you climb the walls." "Not you, idiot!" "There!" "Cami!" "You gonna tell me how the thesis meeting went?" "Oh, the associate dean said it was brilliant work." "Proving that insects were once the dominant species... is gonna give the school tons of funding and recognition." "You're kidding?" "Brilliant how you see right through my deception, Martin." "Actually, he said that my thesis... was pure science fiction and he's gonna reject it." "He said, "Try switching your major..." ""to creative writing or film."" "In that case, I told you so." "You tell those suits something like that, and you can bet you'll have the scientists on your case... and the creationists." "You should stick with something safe." "Yeah, sit here reinventing the wheel." "That's fun." "What were you thinking?" "I told you, leave them alone." "I just wanted to see what it felt like." "You handle them." "Well, maybe after we find it... we can go hang out at the..." "They're venomous, Martin, OK?" "And they come from a genetic engineering lab... not a pet store." "And this is not the time to be hitting on me." "Well, chill out and let's find it." "It's not a big deal." "This is not the first time one of them has gotten loose, OK?" "I can't deal with this." "I have too much to deal with with the girls in this house." "And we have to find it." "Evander." " Cami." " Oh..." "I have given you lots of warning... about these disgusting pets of yours." "You know what?" "This hurts me as much as it hurts them." "Stop it!" "Josi, that's my work!" "They're special!" "You know what, Cami?" "This is for your own good." "You have got to get over this obsession with bugs." "It's just so not hot." "Not now, Martin." "I just wanted to..." "Good-bye, Evander." "Lewis." "Boris." "Let me..." "This was my work." "This was everything to me, Martin." "Everything." " Oh, Cherri." " Kyle!" "I'm sor..." "Sorry!" "Is there a lot of chlorine in this water or what?" "Cami, the... the pity party's gone on long enough." "You know not all experiments succeed." "Scientists start over all the time." "They repeat experiments." "I'm not wrong." "Prehistoric insects were bigger than scientists think." "Smarter, too." "These insects, they have dormant genes... and I was reactivating them." "I was this close to making them as intelligent... as they used to be." "And not all scientists have stupid-ass Josi... come in and destroy their work." "She's hot." "God, Martin." "What I mean is, you're not a scientist, Cami." "You're a student... and maybe this is a sign to work less and... enjoy life a little more." "Anyhow, it probably wouldn't even have..." "Wouldn't have what?" "Wouldn't have what, Martin?" "Nothing." "Wouldn't have worked?" "You don't believe in me?" "I believe in you." "I'm just saying... try and worry less while proving some old theory wrong." "That was close." "Sorry." "I didn't think anyone was gonna come up behind me... without saying anything." "Oh, well, next time you'll keep that in mind, won't you?" "You exchange students sure study hard." "I really appreciate you helping me out with this paper." " Glad to help." " Of course you are." "I just hope you don't feel obligated... knowing that I'm chapter president and everything." "Not at all." "We exchange students like to work hard, right?" "Good practice for my own studies." "Ciao." "Hello." "Anyone in there?" "House full of chicks... how can there not be eyedrops in this place?" "Rats." "Belli, are you dirty, too?" "How about scrubbing my back?" "Belli?" "Oh, Jesus, Josi." " Belli..." " Belli's not here." "But what a threesome that would be." "It's just you and me." "Oh, God." "Kyle, you're an actor." "How about you pretend that I'm a neglected housewife... and my husband's away on business... and you're playing the part of my janitor?" "Where's Josi?" "I don't know." "Screwing around with her homework or something." "I tell you, thank God for football, man." "You know I'm not much for that fancy book learning stuff." "OK, if you weren't with Josi, which..." "Fumi." "Now there's a girl that's hot." "How about if you weren't with Twisti now?" "What's going on there?" "I'd have a little bit of Sophi and a little bit of Jenni." "She's so hot." "They're dykes." "I have some pretty strong lesbian tendencies myself." "Why don't we go for a beer or something... and do something fun?" "No, I'm not in the mood." "They've given me such a headache." "Perhaps just another glass of water." "Now, check out Sophi." "God..." "I'd do her in a second." "How do you figure she's Cami's sister?" "It doesn't make sense." "OK, hottest girls." "I'm talking instant hard-on, just add thong." "More like remove thong." "Is that not counting girlfriends?" "Hell no." "Well, probably Sophi, Jenni..." "Cherri, Fumi." "I'd say Belli, Cami." "Cami?" "Yeah, she gets 2 points for being a teenage virgin." "You boys have hurt Cami's feeling." "Her 1 little feeling." "We simply must do something about those manners of yours." "Oh, don't worry, Creepi... we'll fix that image of yours right up... so nasty old boys won't pick on you." ""Not counting girlfriends"?" "I got to go." "Go?" "What?" "What do you mean, go?" "You can't just leave from my party." "Coach has me on curfew." "The coach says go to bed, and you go to bed?" "Princess outranks a coach, last time I heard." "I don't want to get benched, Josi, OK?" "You leave, and that's not the only thing you won't be getting." "Well, why do you have to leave now?" "I mean... how is this going to make me look... toward the others?" "You know, some of us have to do more than just burp and fart... and throw that pig thing around to maintain an image." "Oh, my God." "Josi, this all goes back to that stupid bug of Cami's." "You're bumming me out." "Tell you the truth, you're acting like a first-class bitch." "Oh, and like you didn't act like a bitch." "I mean, big, tough football player." "Wait till I tell everybody about this." "Go ahead." "I've had it." "Fine." "What?" " What is that?" " I don't know." "Is there any way into..." "Whose turn is it to..." "It's time to go, Martin." "What?" "Did you just see a giant mantis?" "I'm cracking up, I swear." "Why don't you just go home... and then drop me off at the bughouse on your way." "I don't want to leave you like this." "OK, I'm always gonna be like this." "It's always the same." "At school, when I was a little girl at home..." "It's not like it ever changes." "I just want to be left alone... so I can have my nervous breakdown in private." "You aren't a little girl anymore." "OK, Martin, go." "I don't want any company right now." " You should put your foot down." " Martin." "I mean, you should stop being so wimpy and assert yourself." "Maybe if you did, you could be as popular as Josi." "And you could be even prettier if you tried." "Martin!" "Maybe I could be prettier than Mitch or Dick if I tried." "I am so sorry, Cami... that thing just aren't working out between the 2 of you." "I knew what I saw." "Hey, sis..." "Is everything OK?" "I heard you yelling at Marty." "Yeah, can I talk to you for a second?" "Yeah, of course." "What's up?" "You're gonna have to keep an open mind." " Look who you're talking to." " OK." "I think they're growing." "My experiments were all about making them smarter... but I think they're getting bigger." "Right." "Who or what are they?" "The bugs." "My bugs." "Right." "Have you seen your bugs?" "Sorry." "Your giant bugs lately?" "No." "Have you seen any signs of giant bugs?" "Say, any giant bug webs or giant bug turds lying around?" "I know, have people been getting carried away by giant bugs?" "Disappearing in the middle of the night?" "Getting chewed up by giant bug mouths?" "Stop making fun of me." "When Josi today sprayed them all with insecticide... killing them..." "Are we now talking about giant thumpy bugs?" "They've adapted to my experiments." "Their immune system must have increased." "That would make perfect sense." "Survivalists, everything insects." "Cami, you have to stop doing this, OK?" "Or so help me God, I'm gonna get on the phone right now... and we're gonna call mom and dad and get you back into therapy." "And not that once-a-week group therapy stuff either." "Look, this thing, these things..." "Kyle and his little friends probably made them up." "What is this?" "This isn't even real." "This is from one of their little home science fiction movies." "It's plastic, OK?" "All right..." "I know what Josi did today was out of line... but you have to start standing up for yourself." "Otherwise you are always gonna be known... as Creepi Cami the bug lover." "Do me 1 favor, OK?" "Give Martin his shot." "I'm not saying you have to marry the guy or anything, girl... but you got to find somebody, anybody, please." "You're 19, OK?" "I'm going upstairs." "Why don't you come upstairs and join us?" "Fix yourself up a little bit?" "Come mingle." "There's a party, I hear." "Kind of fun." "You do this, I promise..." "I'll never ask you about anything again." "Never?" "Never." "OK?" "Oh, and 1 other thing." "There are no giant bugs." "There are no giant bugs." "OK." "That's my girl." " All right, thank you." " All right." "OK." "OK, let's get hammered." "You're so freaky." "I'm a unique individual." "Cami is a freak." "So you gonna talk all night... or are you gonna go down on me again?" "I don't feel like going down for a third time." "Watch this." " Yeah?" " Kind of sets the mood, eh?" "If you're feeling like a psychotic serial killer, yeah." "Psychotic cannibal." " Cannibal." " Eat me." "Oh, my God, you're already soaked." " You wish." " You must want me really bad." "You haven't done anything yet." "The sheets are all wet." "All right." "All right." "Any time." "Kyle, what the hell are you doing?" "You are so lame." "Thanks oodles, Creepi." "You're just so thoughtful." "Ask me sometime when I'm not busy... and I'll give you some beginner tips... on how to put makeup on." "Who knows?" "You may even have a date or something someday." "It's so nice out there in that hot tub... not that you would know." "If you went in with a face like that, you'd leave an oil slick." "The party is all finishing up now." "You've never made it." "I mean, you never made it." "Thanks again, Creepi." "What is this?" "Oh, no." "Mitch, you are so dead." "I am gonna kill you, Mitch." "You, too, Kyle." "I'll make somebody pay for this." "No wonder I was so pushy." "God, what's going on with this place?" "Cami, what are you doing?" "I can't open the door." "Are we still on the bug thing?" "What bug thing?" "Is there a bug?" "No, no, honey." "I was just going outside to look at something." "OK." "So are we still on the bug thing?" "OK." "What are we talking about?" "You were right." "It was silly." "Cami, hon, I'm really getting worried about you." "Did one of her bugs get out again?" "No, no." "They're all dead, right, Cami?" "They're all dead now, OK?" "Get over it." "I know. I..." " Come on." "Let's go." " OK." "So will you take care of me?" "What do you want?" "Protection from big, giant bugs." "Oh, God, please, please don't tell her I told you about that." "Well, keep my mouth shut, then." "A little more." "A little more." "A little more." " Damn!" " Sorry." "Fifty bucks told you wouldn't last a minute." "I can last longer than you." " Watch." " Twister, I wouldn't." "Is Dick's masculinity threatened by a strong woman?" "Anything bigger or stronger than Dick threatens Dick... not that there is anything bigger or stronger." " Oh, man." " What?" "I got to piss." "Real sweet, Dick." "Go pee." "Not here." "Wherever." "Where do you want me to go?" "I'm not walking in there buck naked." "What if Cami sees me?" "Tell her you have three legs." "I don't know." "For God's sakes, go pee... around the side of the house or something." "No." "What if Kyle sees me?" "You know those actors." "They're all a little..." "Real mature, Dick." "So Lee Marvin and Steve McQueen are gay... or John Wayne or Charles Bronson?" "Don't even joke about that." "Those are sacred names you're blasphesizing." "I'm gonna go through the entire cast of "The Dirty Dozen"... and "The Magnificent Seven" if you don't hurry up and go pee." "Fine." "Just show me what I'm coming back to." "OK, then." "You can hoist an engine block with that thing... when you get back." "Oh, man." "Who's there?" "God, pissing on a beach." "It's getting warm." "Twister?" ""Insect secretions." ""Insects secrete a variety of substances..." ""that aid in locomotion, digestion..." ""hunting of prey, and building of habitats." ""In sufficient quantities, the digestive secretions..." ""would be stronger than concentrated acid." ""Habitat secretions would be stronger than steel."" "Sufficient quantities... from lots and lots of bugs... or 1 big bug... 1 really big bug." "Lot of good you'd be against a really big bug." "Come on, you guys." "Sophi, is that you?" "Josi?" "Fumi?" "This is the kind of spooky crap you like, Belli." "Kid stuff." "Dick, I'm starting without you." "Olives." "What's going on?" "What was that screaming?" "Jesus, what the hell was that?" " A giant bug." " Oh, a giant big?" " Giant bug." " Oh, my God, a giant bug." "I thought that was impossible, giant bugs." " An alien?" " Not from outer space, Fumi." "Tenodera aridifolia sinensis ingens." "What the hell are you talking about?" "A praying mantis, a huge one." "A mutation, maybe?" "Can we stop being so matter-of-fact, OK?" "It's a frickin' giant bug." "Oh, my God, Cami." "You were right." "OK." "Giant bugs outside, us inside." "I know how this story is gonna end." "We have to get out of here." "Yeah, right." "The bug is out there." "Door is stuck." "Forget it." "We're trapped." "They're nesting." "Campus security." "I'm calling from the Beta Epsilon Gamma chapter house." "We are being attacked by giant bugs." ""Attacked by giant bugs."" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Can you hear me?" "This is an emergency." "I heard you." "Look." "I told you girls about these prank calls." "No." "No." "She is hurt." "We're all hurt... hurt feelings." "Our hearts are bleeding for you girls." "Go drink a bottle of wine and smoke a joint... and call us in the morning." "Jesus, giant bugs." "This one goes to the Dean's office." "The door is stuck." "Break a window." "Let's see if this stuff is stronger than steel." "Hey, where's Cami?" "Damn it, what is this stuff?" "You guys, look." "I don't think I can take this anymore." "Oh, my God." "Jenni." " Oh, my..." " I'll get her." "Jenni?" "Jenni?" "You'll be safe in my room." "No, no, no, no." "We need to find a way out... the basement, something." "They might be down there, too." "Let's go in my room." "It's nice in there." "There's no bugs in my room." "What the hell was that outside?" "What was that downstairs?" "What?" "ltchy skin." "You're dead, Junior." "Wow." "That was pretty amazing." "I shouldn't have left them." "I need to get back to Sophi." "I'm sure they're fine." "This is a big house." "There's lots of places for girls to hide here." "You and I have never had a chance to talk, Jennifer." "Talked?" "I didn't think you would care." "I see you in a whole new light now." "What the hell are you doing?" "I told you." "I have a whole new deeper appreciation for you." "This just isn't your day." "Sophi." "We're down here." "Sophi, Josi just bit me." "She's biting me." "She'll..." "Jenni!" "No!" "Jenni." "Jenni." "Jenni." "No." "Jenni." "Oh, God." "Run!" "Why?" "I'm so sick." "I'm so hungry." "Why is this happening to me?" "I'm the beautiful one." "I'm always the beautiful one." "Get away from us, Josi." "I just wanted to talk to her." "Now look at everything." "Go, go." "What's wrong with her?" "Was she eating Jenni?" "I don't know." "I don't know." "Did you see all of those maggots on her, Fumi?" "Cami was right." "She knew all along." "I didn't listen to anything she said." "Whatever it is, Josi, she's completely infested." "Cami?" "Hang tight." "We'll have a bite later." "Cami, please let me in." "Martin, sweetie, so good to hear your voice." "Josi?" "You're being nice to me." "What's wrong?" "Does something have to be wrong for a girl... to be nice to a handsome fella?" "Hey, listen." "This door is stuck." "Can you go around back and open me up?" "Yeah." "Sure." "Your little friend Creepi will be there." "I'll be there, too." "Toodles." "Cami?" "Oh, God, she's going after Cami." "You remember me, don't you?" "I was right all along." "I was convinced I was right that I made you." "Josi killed you, but I made you." "So what are you gonna do now?" "You gonna kill us all?" "Cami, I'm coming around the back." "Martin, go away!" "She's jammed the door with something." "Yeah." "OK." "I'll take a look." "I don't know." "It kind of looks like she's jammed a chair... under the door handle or something." "The tools." "Come on." "Let's go." "Come on." "What is this?" "We don't have time for that." "We need, like, a sledgehammer or chainsaw or something." "It's not to cut with." "Here, Fumi." "OK." "Are you ready?" "We're going to save Cami?" "Yeah." "We're gonna go save Cami." "Martin, take my hand." "What?" "!" "Take my hand!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "What the hell is that thing?" "!" "What the hell is that thing?" "!" "She's infested, Martin." "It's maggots." "There's larvae in there." "She's a host for them to breed." "I always wanted to be a mother..." "I just didn't think it would happen this soon." "And I owe it all to you, Creepi." "Are you in any pain?" "Not as much as you are!" "You must be flooded with endorphins." "Dolphins, maggots... whatever!" "Cami!" "Sophi!" "Are you OK?" "!" "Yeah." "I think there's too many of us for it." "You mean, it's afraid of us?" "Well, then, we can take it." "No." "I mean, insects kill for survival... not for fun." "A normal insect would just run away." "This isn't a normal insect." "That thing was down there." "Alone?" "We killed one of them." "Well, Fumi did." "The bug!" "Josi, she walked right past it... and I didn't bite at her or anything." "She's a walking bug nursery." "You have an idea?" "Maybe we can use her as a shield." "Hey, bitch!" "I'm kind of past having my feelings hurt... by harsh words, Creepi." "Now, do you mind letting me eat in peace?" "!" "Now you look on the outside... like you always looked on the inside... an ugly, festering, rotting bitch!" "This is just a preview of all your Saturday nights to come." "Maggoty cannibal girls don't get dates." "Now you've got my attention!" "Now what... send them a list of demands?" "What the hell was that?" "!" "The cavalry!" "Oh, my God!" "Are we gonna be safe down here?" "Or are we just going to be backed into a corner... by these things... us with the queen of pus over here?" "Sophi, when you die..." "I'm gonna eat you raw!" "You will eat something even a maggot would not like." "Just shut up, OK?" "We need to figure out how these things are getting around." "Insects." "They can fly, they can crawl up walls and ceilings... they can cram themselves into little spaces." "They've been using the ducts." "I don't think those things upstairs... are small enough to come down the ducts." "Not as big as they are now... but that's definitely what they've been doing." "Their metabolisms must be incredible." "God, the amount they must have to eat." "I told you, Cami... you're still all into these bugs." "It's gross!" "You know, it really is." "OK, what I don't understand then... is what else have they been eating... besides little miss maggot Tina over here?" "Where are the others?" "Maybe eating the others." "OK, we need weapons." "We have to make a stand down here." "Great!" "We're in the basement... surrounded by other people's spare junk." "What we need is grenades or machineguns or something." "You don't have any hidden in your bedroom, do you?" "We have our brains." "Great." "So... why don't you think of something then." "I will." "I know that insects are attracted to body heat... and carbon dioxide and... body odor." "What?" "!" "And they use their antennae to sample the air... to communicate chemical messages." "Most insects are almost blind." "Like that thing outside." "No, a praying mantis can see up to 40 feet... so that on can probably see just about everything." "So, if we take away their antennae..." "Sitting ducks." "Of bugs." "Whatever." "Sitting ducks, but every part of them... is still razor sharp." "What we need to do is find a way... to kill all of them at once." "Well, we can definitely rule out bug spray... since that's how genius over here... got us into this mess in the first place." "I'm not gonna stand here and be insulted." "Gross!" "Oh, Cami, you're so dead!" "I'm not getting stuck in here." "What are you waiting for?" "!" "Go in there and kill her or something!" "Josi!" "What the hell's with this door?" "Open up!" "Mitch?" "Is that you, sweetie?" "Sweetie?" "What the hell's the matter with you?" "Just open the door, you idiot." "What the hell is that screaming?" "Someone's being attacked or something." "Just open the door, Mitch!" "Attacked?" "!" "What the hell is going on?" "!" "Just break down the Goddamn door!" "Thanks, Mitch." "You're a real peach." "What the hell?" "Don't blame me." "They started it!" "What are you gonna do, stupid?" "Run!" "They'll have to come in one at a time... so just go for the antennae... and keep on hitting them." "I don't see anything." "Really?" "Maybe they're hiding." "Get out!" "Run!" "Cami!" "God." "Cami." "I can't believe this." "I'm gonna make them pay." "Me, too." "Any idea how?" "Oh, God!" "Wait." "Listen." "To what?" "I hear nothing." "There's nothing to hear." "Maybe they gave up." "Maybe we can get out!" "Oh, no, no, no, no." "They're up to something." "I know they're up to something." "Wait." "Listen." "You hear that?" "What are you?" "!" "What are you doing?" "!" "Are you nuts?" "!" "I think it'll be OK." "Just be ready." "Now!" " Oh, my God!" " Cami!" "Oh, Cami." "I knew it was you, I..." "What happened?" "I don't know." "It was no picnic." "So, they are blind without them." "No." "Those are 4 legs." "Well, where the hell are they?" "I don't know." "I ran up the stairs, and they scattered." "Did they see you?" "So, they just ran off and let Cami get in here?" "No, they let us open the door." "Pull her in!" "Shut the door!" "We can't hold out for long." "So, still think we can kick bug butt?" "Yes." "What are we going to do?" "We're going to take them down like I said... but from here." "I don't want to die." "You're not gonna die." "None of us are going to die." "OK, so what's this big plan of yours then?" "We're gonna lure them to us." "Lure them with what?" "Me." "Shut up!" "We need to look around for things that we can use." "OK, if they get in here... it's over." "OK." "Cool." "If they surround us, we're done." "We have to attack them first... and then hopefully get them all at once." "OK, that sounds great and all... but how?" "The water cooler." "No way!" "Look, I know what you're thinking." "You're only gonna electrocute yourself." "I'm wearing rubber-soled shoes." "And wearing clothes." "For luck." "Martin, no!" "What are you doing?" "!" "I told you to stay back!" "More bait, better fishing." "What is that supposed to mean?" "I mean..." "I love you, and anything that gets you... goes through me." "You're gonna give me the "just friends" talk, right?" "If we get out of this alive..." "I'm gonna rock your world." "They're not buying it." "There's no way they can know what we're up to." "They're not moving on them." "I know they think something's up." "Not enough bait for them." "Wait with the electricity." "Fumi!" "Fumi, no!" "Now, Sophi!" "Don't let go!" "I'm trying... can't get a grip!" " Hold her!" " Hold me!" "Yeah!" "Sophi, enough." "Martin, the electricity's off." "With the static electricity, she might still get shocked." "Put her down." "I meant put her down." "Wow, Fumi, you really saved our butts back there." "Funny you should say that." "Do it and die!" "That was so hot." "The mantis." "Ready?" "Spear!" "I think it's inside now." "Oh, hell." "You go, girl!" "No, you go!" "I'll hold him off!" "Distract it!" " Hey, bug!" " Over here!" " Over here!" " Come here!" " I said here!" " Hey, bug!" "Come on over here!" "I'm gonna kick your ass!" "Come here, over here!" "Hey, bug!" "Look at me!" " Come on!" " Hey!" "Martin, make some noise." "Now, you're going in the pool!" "Get in the pool!" "Die, girl, die!" "I hate you, Cami." "This is you "A."" "Cami, die!" "Die, Cami, die!" "Die, Cami!" " Die!" " Oh." "Cami!" "Die, die, girl." "Die." "I hate you, Cami!" "She's done." "Look." "There's a car." "Kind of messy though." "What's wrong?" "With insects, it's all about survival of the species." "They'll die to ensure the species continues." "They aren't individuals." "Meaning, even if we killed all of them... if they managed to lay a single batch of eggs somewhere... the species goes on and they win." "I wish I knew how many there were." "Well, that's the point." "How many there were?" "You did it, little sister." "And you really grew out of your shell, too." "Bugs can adapt and change in a heartbeat." "They do what they have to in order to survive." "They adapt to conditions... they become immune to pesticides... they change their feeding habits... they become parasites with human hosts." "You can never really beat them."