"As Yankee Doodle Pigeon streaks through the skies on assignment  he is unaware that he is the unwilling target of Operation Trapeze Trap." "For lurking high above is Dick Dastardly's dreaded flying circus  the Vulture Squadron." "Steady as she goes, Muttley." "Now!" "Got him!" "We got him!" "We got him!" "We got him!" "Drat." "Drat!" "What a time for a phone call." "Oh, yes, General." "No, General." "But we are trying to stop the pigeon." "But..." "But..." "No, we're not just hanging around collecting flight pay." "Honest." "Look, we'll take photographs of our mission to prove it." "Okay?" "Yes, sir, I'll hop on it as soon as we get back to headquarters." "Now, you stick with me, Muttley, and record everything we do." "Got it?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Ready, Zilly?" " Catcher detail ready, chief." "Are you sure we'll catch the pigeon this way?" "Why, it's a... cinch, D.D." "Fire when ready!" "Fire?" "Oh, my." "Oh, dear." "Fire it is." "Don't forget, Muttley I want every phase of this operation captured on film." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Not now, you dumbhead!" "Wait till I grab the pigeon!" "Now, Muttley!" "Now!" "Drat and double drat!" "Zilly, catch me!" "Coming, chief." "Smile." "Oh, dear." "Oh, my." "Over here, Zilly!" "Over here!" "You've fouled up for the last time, you phony flight photographer." "Give me back my medal." "Indian giver, Dastardly." "And furthermore, you're grounded." "From now on, you take your pictures from down here." "Start by taking a picture of Klunk's latest invention, the arrow plane." "It's a dilly, chief." "We... shish-kebab that pigeon." "There he goes!" "And here... you go, chief." "Muttley, get the picture!" "Get the picture!" "Drat." "Pigeon at 3 o'clock." "Hiding in this cloud bank was a brilliant idea, Klunk." "That pigeon will never know what hit him." "Ready torpedo tube." "Torpedo tube ready." "Fire one!" "Muttley, do something!" " Grounded." " I'Il..." "I'll give you a medal!" " Two medals!" " Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Give me, give me, give me." "I shouldn't encourage that kind of rescue, but a promise is a promise." "Here, you medal-mooching Muttley." "I know I grounded you, Muttley, but you're going too far." "No, General." "No, we haven't stopped the pigeon yet, but we're trying." "General." "I hope Muttley has plenty of film in his camera, Klunk." "If this sky-high cattle stampede plan of yours works we should all get promotions." "Now let's catch up to that pigeon." "We got him this time." "Okay, Muttley, take the picture!" "All right, you no-good beefheads, get back to work." "No, no, wait!" "Muttley, do something!" "Thanks, Muttley." "But don't bother asking for a medal." "Because I'm safe and you can't do a thing about it now." "Oh, no?" "Wait!" "Wait!" "I was only fooling!" "Oh, yes, General." "Yes, we took some great pictures." "What?" "You want to see the pictures?" "Now?" "Well, unfortunately, we lost the camera." "You lost the camera?" "Well, yes, sir." "Of course, we'll try again." "That was close." "If the General ever saw those pictures Muttley took, I'd be demoted." " Medal?" " A medal?" "What for?" "Old pal, you wouldn't show those pictures to the General, would you?" " Give me, give me, give me." " This is blackmail, you understand." "There's no more medals, Muttley, except the one I'm wearing." "Give me, give me, give me." "We:" "Klunk says we're ready to take off with another cartoon." "Oh, dear." "Our brave courier, Yankee Doodle Pigeon  is flying another dangerous mission, when suddenly..." "Stop that pigeon with Operation Pile Driver." "Chase the... pigeon this way, D. D and the... pile driver will flatten him!" "Zilly, keep your... plane level." "I'm trying to, but I'm too scared." "Drat you, Zilly." "You let him escape." "I'll try again, D.D." "Never mind, you silly Zilly." "Go back up." "Muttley, on the double!" " Give me, give me, give me." " You want a medal for saving me?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Well, I haven't got any medals with me, so there." "Rotten luck!" "Muttley, come back!" "Some squadron." "You couldn't pluck a chicken, much less stop a pigeon." "And as for you, you silly dilly of a Zilly..." "Come back here, I'm not through yet." "Muttley, fetch that scaredy-cat." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Give me, give me, give me." " No medal for you you medal-mooching Muttley." "It's the phone." "Hello?" "What?" "My two weeks' furlough has been approved?" "Oh, thank you, General!" "Yippee!" "Two weeks' vacation from you guys!" "So long, you dodo birds." "The pigeon is all yours." "What a lucky guy." "Yeah." "Imagine, a two-week... vacation." "And so the Vulture Squadron carries on without their chief." "It's Operation..." "Iron Glove." "While the chief enjoys his vacation on the ski slopes." "Here comes the... pigeon." "Ready, Zilly?" "Ready, Klunk." " Missed." " Keep after that... pigeon." "The only way to fly." "Oh, no!" "That was no... pigeon." "That was..." "Our chief, Dick Dastardly." "Muttley, do something!" " Give me, give me, give me." " Here's a green-chip trading stamp." "Ten books and you get a medal." "Make up your mind, Muttley." "I'm falling awfully fast!" "Hello?" "But, General, I am on vacation, and I'm not interfering with the boys." "I'm having a real cool time." "Undaunted by his failure, Klunk invents a sure-fire pigeon-stopper." "Now, listen, Zilly." "I'll... scoop up the pigeon and drop him in your... quick-drying cement mixer, got it?" "Yeah, I hope the pigeon's got it too." "It's Operation..." "Cement Block." "Let's go." "All work and no play doth make pigeons of us all." "Drat you, Klunk, put me down!" "Yes, sir." "Zilly, you'll get two years' KP duty for this!" "Oh, no." "We goofed again." "Oh, boy, some vacation." "I got to go someplace where I'll be safe." "This mountain air is great." "I feel better already." "And best of all, there's no Vulture Squadron around." "It's Operation..." "Slingshot." "Oh, no, not again!" "Stop that... pigeon." "Right." "Muttley, do something!" " Thanks, Muttley." " Give me, give me, give me." "No medal, Muttley." "I'm on vacation, remember?" "Muttley, you wouldn't dare!" "He dared." "And so, a desperate Dick Dastardly takes refuge in an empty cave  high in the mountains and far from civilization." "Nobody can find me in here." "It's Operation Bowling Ball." "Stop that pigeon!" "We did it again." "Muttley, do something!" "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Thanks, Muttley, you're a pal." "Muttley, this time you don't have to ask." "I'm going to give you a medal." "What?" "No medal?" "That's right, chief." "And for valor above and beyond the call of duty while on vacation we'd like to present you with this medal." "Klunk, drop anchor." "Now look what you've done." "Start bailing out." " Bail out!" " Bail out?" "Geronimo!" "I meant bail out the water, not into it." "Sorry, chief." "If you're looking for the old crab, he's in the bathtub." "I heard that, Zilly, and I don't like being called an old crab." "Not you, chief." "Well, if I'm not the old crab, who is?" "He is." "I've had enough of your back talk, Muttley." "Now, write on that blackboard, "I will mind my own business" 100 times." "I will be back in an hour." "The king has offered a pot of gold to whoever invents the first flying machine." "And with the help of Leonardo de Muttley's ideas I aim to collect that gold." "In just a minute, I'm going to be a hero!" "A rich hero!" "Here goes!" "I've got to remember to speak to Leonardo about inventing the parachute." "Failure." "This invention of Leonardo's looks just crazy enough to actually fly." "Fame and fortune, here I come!" "What do you know." "That crackpot mutt did it." "This thing really flies." "I knew I should have talked to Leonardo about that parachute." "I need not tell you, if your new invention flies, the gold is yours." "When I get through with this machine, it won't be worth a lead nickel." "What's that?" "Amazing." "It's flying, and all by itself." "Leonardo de Muttley, the gold is yours." "Muttley ought to be finished." "I hope he's learned his lesson about poking his nose into other people's business." "Muttley, you'll get 20 years in the doghouse for this!" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH]"