"Alright, then." "And bend back." "Three, four ..." "Bend forwards twice, and to the side twice." "And then to the side again twice, and backwards and repeat." "bending and stretching carrying and fetching and down and then up and then back again" "Watch out now." "You'll try ..." "Help!" "Help me!" "I'm locked in!" "Herbert, come back!" "I'm locked in the outhouse!" "THE SCRAP MERCHANTS" "Your hair will look nice if you buy this." "How much is it?" " 30 kroner." "What?" " I said 50 kroner." "Alright, I'll take it." "Dad, I'm home." "Dad, help me unload this stuff." "Dad?" "when the chestnut trees blossom in Bygdøy Allé" "What are you doing?" "Stop that silliness." " Sorry I forgot." "Forgot what?" " To buy you a present." "A present for who?" " For you on your birthday." "It's not my birthday today." " Then why are you showering?" "Very funny." " You haven't used the shower before." "How is it?" " Just fine." "Much better than the tub I normally use." "How much is a shower?" "About 1,800 kroner." " 1,800 kroner?" "How much is that per shower?" " Depends on how much you shower." "In your case it would probably be around 900 kroner." "Dad ..." "Youcan't do the dishes in there as well." "It's not a dishwasher." " I won't waste water." "Put on your hat, or you'll catch pneumonia." "You're not a young man anymore." "You've been out the whole day, - and all you bring home is scrap." "You've been away for eight hours." "I could have done this in one hour." "Tomorrow's going to be better." "Where's the lead and copper?" " There wasn't any." "Off course there is." "You just have to look for it." "People won't just give it to you." "Go and feed the horse." "An unfed horse serves its master poorly." "Your job is to hold down the fort, while I tend to the horse and cart." "You don't feed him enough." "He's just as important as you or I." "He snapped at me today." " He's a smart horse." "You don't treat him well." "He doesn't snap at me." " That's because you give him sugar." "You'll make his teeth rot." " That's not the reason." "I eat a lot more candy, and my teeth aren't rotten." "You have false teeth." " So we'll give the horse some." "You complain about what I buy and how I treat the horse." "Tomorrow you'll be the driver." " No, I can't." "What with my heart and my leg." " Alright." "I can just get another job." " What?" "Where?" " I've got lots of offers." "I'll go feed the horse." " Don't take another job." "We get along great here." " So now you're scared." "You know what you have, but not what you'll get." "Not everybody your age is a partner in a successful business." "I'm 42, and I want to get married and have children." "I don't want to deal with trash anymore." "You've had it too easy." "My father let me earn everything the hard way." "You got your own horse and you name on the cart." "No, it says " Son"." "It says "Hansen  Son"." "I'm Hansen, and you're the son." "No, I'm not." "You're the son." "Am I my own son?" " It was granddad who made it." "Hansen is granddad, and you're the son." "I'm not in there." "Now, I'm Hansen, and you're the son." "Back then it was granddad." "There's no need to waste money on a new sign." "All this will be yours when I'm dead and buried some day." "I probably won't last too long." " Poor dad." "You haven't been well lately." " No." "Tell me about how awful your fingers are." "They were so stiff when I got up this morning." "They could hardly..." "And my legs..." "And you could hardly walk." "And your heart." "You've been in agony." "And think of all you've done for me." "You brought me milk, when I was sick." "Stop it." "You're just making fun of me." "Don't make fun of your dad." " Don't get too excited." "You could get sick." "There." "It stopped now." "What?" " My heart." "You've been having heart problems for 40 years." "How many attacks is it?" "16, counting the basement affair." " There's nothing wrong with you." "I'm not alright." " That's for sure." "I'm an old man." " Poor thing." "Storm.. ." "Stormy?" "No, it's sunny today." "What are you doing?" " Just reading." "Here you go." "I thought I heard a banging noise." "Banging?" "I didn't hear anything." "Did you hear a banging noise?" "I didn't hear anything." "Whisky, Black Label." " Whisky, Black Label it is." "Ah yes." "Where?" " There." "And the next one." " Chateaux Margaux, any of that?" "Right here." "One of our finer wines." "The one from 1947 was a bit fuller and richer in flavour." "Oh yes." "Not to mention the 25." "It's completely full." " Put the cork in it." "Can't we have a little taste?" " Not until we have guests." "The last time we had guests was at your mother's funeral 30 years ago." "It's going to go sour." " How would you know?" "If I had a taste, then ..." " Just put it back on the shelf." "I won't have a decent winecellar, if you keep drinking it." "We have to have a little taste." "Beaujolais Thorin?" "Oh yes." "It's nice and rich." "Maybe it's a bit bland, but it's a nice table wine." "It's almost full." "We'll have to drink a little to fit it all in the bottle." "No." "Not a single drop." "What is it?" "Paraffin." "Someone's put paraffin in it." "A whole bottle of Beaujolais." "You can't trust anyone these days." "This will take us a whole year." "Not to worry." "I know a guy who put methylated spirit in his toddy." "Don't throw it away." "I'll drink it." "A little paraffin only cleanses the kidneys." "You can't taste it." " I don't want to ruin my taste buds." "I don't believe you're my dad." " It was easy." "Taste some." "Get the bottle of gin." " The bottle of gin?" "What are you going to do?" " Rinse away the paraffin." "We'll use methylated spirit." " I said : get the gin." "You said : get the gin." "Isn't it wasteful to use gin in that way?" "There was more gin yesterday." " What?" "There was more yesterday." "Oh?" "Well don't look at me." "I am looking at you." "I marked it there and now the gin's only up to here." "It must have evaporated." "I know where it went." " So I had a little drink last night." "I just had an urge, you know, what with my heart and my legs." "Dr. Jacobsen recommended - that I have a small drink of gin." "He told Aunt Liv the same." "But she drank so much, that she went a bit cuckoo." "I didn't do that." "Are you mad?" "Are you mad?" "Turn off the telly." "Turn off the telly, I say." "You're sleeping." "All you ever do is sleep." "Without a care in the world." "You're never bored." "You're the happiest man in the world, Albert Hansen." "Not a single problem." "Eat, sleep, drink and then you're happy." "There's a world outside this house, but you just don't know it." "There's a future out there for me, and you're in the way." "You're in the way!" "Dad?" "Dad, are you awake?" "Where are you in your dreams?" "Some place sunny and warm?" "Do you remember when you and mum and me went to the beach?" "Mum had packed lunch, and we rode our bikes there." "And then we went to lie in the sun." "Whenever you wanted a stiff drink, I went and called for mum." "Then we went swimming, so you could have a drink in peace." "And the time you beat me." "I was really close to being run over." "And all the times we went to the docks to fish." "Do you remember the summer I caught 15 whiting on the same day?" "When it started getting dark, we went home." "I had the fish in one hand, and the other almost disappeared into yours." "Don't you understand, I also want a little hand to hold?" "A son to go swimming with on a hot summer's day." "That I can give a beating and then console him." "You've lived your life, and I haven't even started mine." "When you're gone, I don't want to just sit here alone getting old." "Don't you understand, that I have to think of myself?" "Do you understand, dad?" "Dad?" "What are you doing?" "Stop that." "I'll kill that cuckoo!" " I'm not a cuckoo, damn it!" "What's wrong with you?" " I don't know." "I'm sorry." "What's wrong with you, Herbert?" " Nothing." "These sudden noises scare me." " It's just a clock." "It's a cuckoo clock." "It's like Chinese torture." "It's from Switzerland." " That's not what I meant." "It's just like Chinese torture." "They don't make cuckoo clocks in China." "That's in Switzerland." "Dad!" "I just meant, that that cuckoo clock is driving me insane." "I sit there waiting for 55 minutes, in complete silence, - just to get that wretched bird." "And then I relax for a minute." "And that's when he pops out." "It's your nerves, son." " No it's not." "It's not natural to be this upset by a cuckoo clock." "I'm completely calm." "I'm not upset." " Yes, you are." "Something's bothering you." " No." "Is it . ..?" "Is it me?" "Yes." "I can't stand living with you." "There's only one thing to do." "One of us has to move out." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Good riddance to you." " I'm not moving out." "Me neither." " There's only one thing to do." "What are you doing?" "This is the silliest thing, I've seen." "If you don't like it, move out." " You're lowering the property value." "No, on the contrary." "Move out of the way." "All we need now is barbed wire and some guards." "What are you doing here, sir?" "I don't recall inviting you." "I would appreciate it, if you'd go to your own side." "Are you going to build a wall all the way up to the roof?" "No, because most of the windows are on your side, and I need light." "I'll put up a glass plate, so I don't have to listen to you." "It's practical to split the house, so we won't see each other." "Except from no man's land." "And where's that?" "In the hallway." " No man's land in the hallway?" "Stop pushing." "I just don't understand." "I'm not entirely happy either, but it's the only solution." "So you go from your side to your room, - and I'll go from my side to my room." "Do you understand?" "Apart from work, we don't have to see each other." "Suits me fine." " Then get back over on your side." "I'm not going that way." "I'm going to my room." "It's locked." " You need to put in one krone." "To get into my own room?" "I have to do the same." "We'll share the profits at the end of the year." "That's not fair." "I have to go to my room more often than you." "I need much more rest." "You'll ruin me." "Go to your room." "I want to be alone." "What a glorious morning." " I don't think so." "Dad." " Stop that." "Stop it." " You don't own the water." "We can go on like this forever." "I'm the oldest, and I won't give up." "It's my turn." " Stop it." "Give me the salt and pepper shakers." "They're mine." "I bought them." " Half the money was mine." "I borrowed that money." " And you never paid me back." "This belongs to the both of us." "You can take the salt." "They're a pair." "You can't split up a pair." "You split us up." " That's different." "Give me the pepper." " You can have this one." "Thanks." "They match beautifully." " Give me 200 and you'll get it." "I don't have that kind of money." "I'll give it to you eventually." "I didn't hear, what you said." " I said ..." "Who is it?" " It's your neighbour." "Go ahead." " Could you turn on the TV?" "Which channel?" " Sweden 2." "Ballet..." "Now what?" "I'm watching telly." " I know that." "But not Channel 2." " No." "I get to choose Monday, Wednesday and Friday, and today's Wednesday." "I want to watch channel 2." " I don't." "You can't be trusted." " We shook hands on it." "The law's on my side." " The buttons are on mine." "What's on Norway, then?" " Football." "The English League Cup." "That's not bad." "Change it to Norway, then." "Did they score?" " No, they didn't." "No, no, no!" "Leave the TV!" " You've got the bigger part." "No, I don't." " I want 13 of the 26 inches." "You've had that all along." " Have it, then." "Get back." "Now!" "Now!" "This concludes our broadcast for the evening." "We'll be back tomorrow morning." "For those who want more entertainment, - here's some radio." "Don't get so carried away." "I was just having a laugh." "I pulled the plug." "This doesn't work anymore." "I'm very sorry, - but everything we do turns into chaos." "I'm taking that job." "Don't take that job." " I've already made up my mind." "I'm not getting any younger." "I can't keep on messing about here." "I have to have a home of my own." "An office of my own." "Imagine me in my own office - all carpeted and with a lot of buttons to press." "One button makes a bar cabinet appear." "Press another and my secretary ..." "Glides out from the wall." " No, she's in the front room." "She carries a crystal carafe and she pours whisky and soda." "If you drink during business hours, you'll get sacked." "Have a glass of beer, and don't think about that anymore." "I can't get sacked." "I'll be a partner. 50 % shareholder." "50 partners?" " No, two." "We're 50 % shareholders." " But this share's worth a lot more." "Where will you get the money?" "Because I'm not giving you any." "I don't need your money." " Where will you get it, then?" "I thought that - we might sell the house." "Sell the house?" "That's mine." " It's ours." "We're partners." "On your sixtieth birthday, you signed over half the house to me." "There's nothing to discuss." " I wasn't all there at the time." "I'm starting to grow old." " The document's still valid." "If one partner wants to sell his half, the other must accept that." "What about me, then?" "I live here." "I've already thought about that." "I won't leave you in a pinch." "No, no." "I knew it." "Naturally, I won't just move out and abandon you." "What with my heart and legs." " Obviously." "I've found you a place at the old folks' home." "The old folks' home?" "The old folks' home?" "Are you putting me in an old folks' home?" "It's a very nice old folks' home." "It's for your own good." "Hot and cold water." "You can take showers all day." "It's very nice." "The old folks' home?" "No, I want to stay here." "I don't want any charity." " It's not charity." "So you want to get rid of me?" " Don't get carried away." "Listen . .." " Just push me to the kerb." "I'd rather die that way than be thrown away and forgotten." "I'm your dad." "Doesn't that mean anything?" "Don't touch me!" " It's just temporary." "When the house is sold, I'll get you a small flat." "I'm going to bed." " Wait a minute." "Listen to me." "Let's talk about this in a civilized manner." "Good night, Herbert." " God night, dad." "See you tomorrow." "Maybe I'll be at your mum's side by then." "What are you doing?" " Packing." "I took the job." "You said we'd sell everything." " Not my personal belongings." "All the good stuff's yours, - and all the junk is ours." "No, some of the junk is yours." " Are you sure this is all yours?" "Completely." "If you bought it during business hours, it's ours." "This is my private collection." "It took me years to build." "That's mine, too." "That's mine." " The coffee set's mine." "Nonsense." "Coffee set?" "I'm talking about the box." "Then I'll buy it from you." "How much?" " 10 kroner." "It's not worth that much." " Would you rather unpack everything?" "Alright, but this is the last time." " It's your own fault." "You're robbing an old man." "Wait a minute." "The barometer." "I bought it last week." " I haven't seen it." "There's nothing in here." " What's this, then?" "A banjo?" "Don't take that from me." " I bought it." "What are you going to do with it?" "You don't understand English." "Even so, I ..." "Herbert, do you really need to bring that along?" "Stop following me around." " I'm not following you." "I got that from Old Jacobsen." " No, it's mine." "It's mine." "Go somewhere else." " I'll go where I want." "Then do that." "Just go." "I'll be right here." "I'm not going anywhere." "This yard is as much mine as it is yours." "I'll go where I want." "Does it have to end like this?" "Can't we give it another go?" "I'm leaving." "My partner's waiting." " What's his name?" "It can't be a good company." " I'll be home for lunch." "Where are you going?" " Mind your own business." "Watch where you're going." "Can I help you?" " Coffee and a cheese sandwich." "There, there." "What's wrong with you?" " I .. ." "That won't do any good." "I'm still leaving." "I ..." " You're healthy as a horse." "You just need some exercise." "You should try riding your bike." "Where have you been?" " At an auction." "I sold my things." " No." "You were at an antique store." "I saw you." " Don't meddle in my affairs." "Who was that woman you saw?" "My new partner." " You kissed her." "With a female partner, you can share a company as well as a bed." "Bed?" "We're getting married." " Have you gone mad?" "Listen, Herbert." "Don't ruin your life." "It's not ruining your life to marry a girl with her own business." "It's the best thing ever." " You say that every time." "Remember the one you bragged about?" " This is completely different." "Just because ... because..." "Ingrid is really sweet, - and pretty and she's only 23." "What?" "23?" "She's far too young for you." "No." " Then you're too old for her." "Even if she likes antiques." "This is ridiculous." "You won't like rubbing shoulders with those snobs." "And her mother won't accept you." " I'm not marrying her." "Listen, Herbert." " No, dad." "I'm going to marry her." "We can have a clearance sale next week." "I'm going to get some change." " How's it going?" "Good." " They're buying all this junk." "Yes, yes." "That's 20 kroner for that table." "And 15 kroner for those two chairs." "That'll be 50 kroner total." "Dad!" "Dad, we're leaving now." "You'll be golden here, dad." "Nice and warm." "Look at this." "Itinerary for the week." "Monday:" "Nature slide show." "A walk around Rondane Park." "That's fun." "Tuesday:" "Services with Reverend Hauge." "Wednesday:" "Accordion." "Just go now." "I'm here now, aren't I?" "Don't be like that." " I'll manage on my own." "Hello." "Can I help you?" " We're waiting for the manageress." "This is my dad." "He's moving in." " Isn't that nice?" "We need some fresh faces." "I'm Miss Halvorsen." "I organize the games around here." "I'll swing by when you're settled in, so I can see which games you like." "Here she comes now." "I better go, or else there'll be trouble." "She wants me to go to bed so early." "You won't like it at first." "The first 20 years are the worst." "Good morning, Mr. Hansen." "So this is our new resident?" "You'll really like it here." " No, I won't." "Wait and see." " I'll complain." "I'll be ringing the bell all night." "Are there ladies here as well?" "Yes." " Lock them up at once." "This is 314." "It's a nice room." "See you for lunch at one o'clock." "You'll be happy here." "Shall I help you unpack?" " No." "I've got plenty of time." " No." "I'll do it myself." "Look." "A private sink." " I've seen a sink before." "I guess I'll be off, then." "I thought you had plenty of time." " I can stay." "No, it's not necessary." "I'll go, then." "I'll visit you at least once a week." "That won't be necessary." "Take care." "I don't like this either, but I have to think of myself for once." "I'll pick you up for the wedding." " Maybe I won't be here by then." "Don't be stupid." "You've got a lot of good years left in you." "That's nonsense." "You won't even miss me." "I guess I'll go, then." "Take care." "Bye." "Bye." "Won't you say goodbye to me?" "No." "I asked how come only senior citizens seem to be ..." "It's quite strange, and we can see it before we get there so to speak." "Dear friends." "Welcome to this banquet." "Our guest of honour tonight is Herbert, Ingrid's fiancé - who is here for the first time." "We've come to know him as a hardworking, young man." "So, dear Herbert:" "Welcome in our midst." "Chateux Margaux." "This feels good." " Is it long enough?" "It's a youthful look with flared trousers." "It looks really good on you." "What's it like to wear?" "How are you feeling?" " Not too well." "That's your own fault." "To get married at your age ..." "When you're 50, she's only 30." " Stop harassing me." "It's too late." "No, it's not." " We'll get married no matter what." "It's a catastrophe." " Dad!" "It hasn't changed." " What?" "The church." "I haven't been here since your mother's funeral." "Nice to talk about that on my wedding day." "It's the ugliest church in town." " It's good enough for me." "Getting married in this dreary place ..." "The bishop in the cathedral was busy." "You could have used the town hall." " Ingrid wanted a white dress." "A white dress?" "Yes, she's really innocent, isn't she?" "This is a good start." "A lie." " What do you mean?" "Look at that gang of posh snobs." "They won't sit besides us." " Each family has its own side." "Did you hear her dad? "I'm a chief engineer"." "Probably an electrician." "We love each other and we'll get married." "Get used to it." "There's a lot of funny stuff in here." "This one's good." "Number 754." "help help is not far away for the many who must suffer" "Don't sing." "dark and desolate pain" " Stop that singing!" "This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life, you devil." "All you need is two little horns." "They'll need to re-bless the church." "Alright." "Have it your way." "If this goes wrong, it's not my fault." "She's late." "Maybe she's not coming." "I'm sure..." "Someone'scoming." "It's time for some misery." "Would you like a blindfold?" "Any faster and that'll be a world record." "It's not a given that a union of two people is a happy one." "But through hard work on both parts it can happen." "Let us wish the bride and groom a long and happy life together." "I ask you Herbert Håkon Hansen - before the eyes of God and this congregation :" "Do you take Ingrid Cecilie Hagen to be your lawfully wedded wife?" "I do." "Will you love and honour her and stay true to her - in sickness and in health until death do you part?" "I do." "I ask you, Ingrid Cecilie Hagen." "Do you take Herbert Håkon Hansen as your lawfully wedded husband?" "No." " Will you love and ... ?" "She said no." " What did she say?" "She said no." "I can't." "I can't marry him." "I'm so sorry." "Do you see what you've done?" "It's your fault." "You've ruined everything." "I don't want to get married." " She doesn't want you." "She won't be happy with you." " Why not?" "You're too old, - and you're nothing but a simple scrap merchant." "What? "Simple scrap merchant"?" "Watch your tongue." "I won't listen to that posh bitch badmouthing my only son." "Arthur, did you hear?" "Say something." "Come on." "I'll throw you up against the tabernacle." "Please, don't..." "My son won't marry that silly, little tart." "This is between Ingrid and me." "Ingrid!" "Let her go." "You'll feel much better, then." "Herbert!" "Come here." "Congratulations." "Why did she do that?" "Don't worry about that." "She wasn't your type anyway." "And a man like you needs his freedom." "I'm going to be a laughing stock." "Herbert Hansen, left at the altar." "You've had a bit of a shock, but it'll pass." "What we need now is a stiff drink." "At the hotel." "Everything's ready over there." "Would you look at that?" "Hagen has gone all out, hasn't he?" "Congratulations." " Thank you." "It's very nice here." "Look." "Take one." "We'll just take that." "We'll bring it over here." "Have a seat, Herbert." "Congratulations, Herbert." "I wonder what she's doing now." "She could have called to tell me she's alright." "It's something like this you read about in the papers." "Everybody was against this marriage." "You, her mother, her brothers." "Don't be so bitter." "You have your whole life ahead of you." "Here's Aunt Mette." "Oh dear, you really need ..." "Sit down." "Have a drink." "This must have been a shock." "You can stay with us for a few days." "It's no problem." "Is it, Torstein?" "Do you want a drink?" " No, not after all this mess." "We just came to offer our support." "That's what family's for." "Very good." " This is nice." "A gin and tonic would be nice." "And a beer for Torstein." "A gin and tonic and a beer, please." "And a glass of wine and a soda." "Welcome." "Hello." " Have a drink." "Didn't I tell you, it wouldn't work out." "I don't trust that girl." "Why is it that some cows have horns and others don't?" "Remember Harald?" "No one believed me. "Mind your own business."" "He hid the brandy under his shirt." "We're just so sorry." " Oh, be sensible." "We had to." "We had no choice." "... moveclosertowork  what with all the overtime." "Can't you just shut up for a while?" "Herbert, my boy." "I'm at a loss for words." "So nice you could be here." "I felt for you." "I didn't believe my own ears when she said no." "You must have felt like shit." "I did." "I really did." "Please leave this room." "All drinks must be paid for." "It's a tragedy for the whole family." "Have you heard anything from her?" " No." "Not a word." "And there's no hope of reconciliation?" "Definitely?" "What about the mixer, then?" "The mixer." "The electric mixer." "The mixer Astrid and I gave you." "I hope you've seen it." "Yes, that was exactly what we needed." "But you won't need it now, will you?" "Of course not, but I've had other things on my mind." "My future's changed." " Obviously." "But since we're here." "That's not why we came, though." "But 180 kroner is 180 kroner." "Maybe we could also get ..." " And the bed linens." "Pia's engaged now, and you won't be needing it." "No no." "We didn't buy that." "We bought the waffle iron." " Take it easy now." "I bought this." " No, we bought the waffle iron." "No, the waffle iron." "Yes, we did." " No." "You won't get the last word." " Yes." "Out!" "Everybody out!" "Get out of here now!" "Out!" "Out!" "You're just the worst bunch of people ever!" "Get out!" "Don't start with me!" "Get out and take your waffle iron with you !" "Take it easy now." " Go home, Aunt." "This was fun." "I'm done with this." "Done with the party." "Done with everything." "You know what I forgot?" "I forgot to cancel the honeymoon suite." "Really?" "That's very typical of you." "You could use it." " To do what?" "You could bring another girl." "No one will notice." "Just throw around some rice and you're golden." "I really can't." "I think I'll pass." "It would feel really fake." " Are you sure?" "Dad, would you like a night off from the old folks' home?" "Come on in." " Good evening." "Would you like some diner?" " Alright." "And the coast is clear?" " Oh yes." "Come on in." "Just put the table over there." "He's gone all out." " That's true." "Champagne right away?" " Go ahead." "Alright." "Off with the cork." "Cheers." "Cheers." " Cheers." "This has been a good practice run." "What do you mean?" "I'm getting married." "What?" " I'm getting married." "I knew you'd be happy." "You're joking." " No." "She's already accepted." "Married?" "At your age?" "No way." "I knew you'd be surprised." "Who is that old bag?" " Don't call Emma an old bag." "Don't talk like that to me." " What should I say, then?" "You know her, by the way." "It's the manageress at the old folks' home." "Pour me some champagne?" " I'll tell you, what you've done." "You've had a girlfriend without telling me." "We didn't know we loved each other until last week." "You sound like a 16-year-old." "How old is this lady?" "55 and a widow." " 55!" "Think about it." "This is her last chance." "And along you came." "Pocket full of money." "She's got her own money." " That's even worse." "What happens when you go to a restaurant and you both want to pay?" "What happens to your pride, then?" " I don't care." "We're getting married." "So everything's set, then?" " Yes." "When is it?" " In a few weeks." "Aren't you going a little fast?" " One needs to at our age." "You had decided this before today." "Thanks for telling me." "We're buying a house in Tjøme." "With a really cosy garden." "It'll be nice." "Maybe we'll get a boat and do a bit of sailing." "What about me?" " Bring along snacks and coffee." "My whole life you've told me, that I'm your only pillar of support." "You can't just say that you don't need me anymore." "You always say that you want your freedom." "What about common decency?" "Think about mum." "The minute she's gone ..." "It's 30 years ago." " It could have been yesterday." "30 years isn't that much." " I love your mother." "You said you love the other one." " I love them both." "You can't have it both ways." "Don't be jealous just because no one wants you." "Really?" "Think about this." "When you're holding your lover's hand, mum's watching you." "Emma's husband, too." "Perhaps they could watch us together." "Your mother and I agreed, that if one of us died, - the other one could re-marry." "Mum hasn't re-married." "She wouldn't have taken a lover." " How would you know?" "When I served King and country in the military, - our neighbour told me, what she was up to back home." "Right." " You're lying!" "Take it back!" "Ask our neighbour." " You just wait and see." "Look at her and ask for forgiveness." "Ask for her forgiveness." "Forgive me ..." "I have desecrated . .." " You're hurting my arm." "Come on !" " ... desecratedyourmemory." "And I promise to never look at Mrs. Larsen again." "Or any other woman." "I will not promise anything." " Come on!" "Okay, I promise." "I promise." "I won't abandon Mrs. Larsen." "Don't touch me." "I'll call the police." "You're just like your mum." "Crazy old Mrs. Hansen." "That's what they called her." "She went out in her pyjamas." "You'll end up doing the same." "I've had my say." "Now it's up to you and your conscience." "Dad?" " Yes, what is it now?" "Could you not snore?" "It's my wedding night after all." "This was the nicest wedding night I ever had." "Could you get me a cab?" "Thank you, Herbert." "I have to run." "I have to do some shopping for Emma." "We're going to have a romantic evening at her place." "It's just one party after another." "Don't be so cranky." "The sun is shining, and you've got your whole life ahead of you." "You can get your own flat and a new job." "You'll work it out." "Drop by sometime, and we'll have a bit of a chat." "Take care." "Who is that?" "What are we going to do?" "I hope I'm not interrupting." " It's so nice to see you again." "Come on in." " Thank you." "Have a seat." "I'll find some utensils and a plate." "Albert, the coast is clear." " What are you doing here?" "How nice, you came." "I brought a small present." "That's really not necessary." " Oh, go on." "I wanted to bring a little something for you to remember me by." "You get along so well, you two." " We really do." "How exciting." "That's my mum." "She must have been pretty." "She turned some heads." " That's not all she did." "You have a dirty mind." " Don't speak to your dad like that." "You don't know him." "He's mean." " I intend to marry your father." "I won't listen to you talk like that." "He's your father." "I'm not so sure about that." " Quiet, Albert." "I can speak my mind." " You're just making it worse." "He's doing it to make me look bad." "He's just attached to his mum." " Yes, I am." "He never speaks of her." " Stop teasing the boy." "Are you taking his side?" " I'm not taking anybody's side." "So you just want me to shut up?" "Everybody sees me as stupid and mean." "You haven't been nice to the boy." "That's a new side of you." "Oh, so this is the department for know-it-all admonishment." "Listen to me for once." "I won't be told off like that by any wife." "Don't shout at me!" " I'll shout if I want to." "I don't want to discuss this anymore." "I didn't mean it like that." "Don't let a stupid fight ruin everything." "Can you forgive me?" "Maybe." "If you're sure, you didn't mean anything by it." "Let's just forget this." "You can't forget that she said she looked like a young girl." "Who said that?" " He did yesterday." "I said that?" " In the spirit of forgiveness ..." "Did you say that about me?" " I didn't mean it like that." "What did you mean?" " Does that even matter?" "I probably said, that any woman wants to look 20." "I didn't want to disappoint you." " Are you vain in your old age?" "Don't start with me." " You're twisting my words." "Would you prefer for me to be mute?" " That would have been better." "So that's how it's going to be?" "You're the boss of everything?" "Let's go, Herbert." " Yes, dad." "That bloody old bag sticks her nose into everything." "One must be able to behave in a civilized manner, - even in a discussion." "I knew how she was right away." "I had to put her in her place." " It's good you got away." "Yes." " A man like you needs his freedom." "Nothing tying you down." " She thought I was easy prey." "Freedom is important." "Not everybody gets along as well as you and I do." "Hey." "I can't remember - saying that bit about looking like a young girl." "The fireplace is looking good." "Dessert." "Ah yes." "She sure could bake, though." "Almost as good as mum." "The first rain of spring." "Tomorrow will be a good day." "That makes it easier to get up in the morning." "Hercules has been jumpy lately." " Has he?" "He's probably anxious to get to work." "Yes." "We have a lot to do." "Maybe you could go fetch all your things at that girl's place." "I don't feel like it." "Could you do it?" "I'd really like to ..." "... butwhatwith my heart and my legs ..." "Subtitles :" "Jesper Buhl Scandinavian Text Service 2009"