"Napoleon?" "Whatever I feel like I want to do." "Gosh!" "Napoleon." "Japanese scientists "explaced"... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness... to blow Nessie out of the water." "Sir Curt Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance... summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards... to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents... and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "what'd you do all last summer again?" "I told you." "I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines." "like 50 of'em." "They kept tryin'to attack my cousins." "What the heck would you do in a situation like that?" " What kind of gun did you use?" " A frickin' 12-gauge." "What do you think?" "You think you're funny?" "Just watch your step." " But I didn't... could I use your guys's phone for a sec?" " Is there anything wrong?" " I don't feel very good." " Hi." " Is Grandma there?" "she's getting her hair done." " What do you need?" " Can you just go get her for me?" "just tell her to come get me." " Why?" " 'Cause I don't feel good." "she doesn't know anything." " Will you just come get me?" " No." "will you do me a favor then?" " What?" " Can you bring me my chapstick?" "Napoleon." " But my lips hurt real bad." "five sticks in her drawer." "you sicko." " See ya." "Idiot!" "please come to the office." "please come to the office." " David Dempke." " [Man] You do understand English?" "the cafeteria's down the hall... to the right and downstairs." "is that a new kid or something?" "this is Pedro." "Would you mind showing him where his locker is?" "Sure." "Come on." "a buttload of gangs at this school." "This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bow staff." "Do you ride the bus to school?" "No." "I ride my bike." " What kind of bike do you have?" " It's a Sledgehammer." "Dang!" "pegs." "Lucky!" "You ever take it off any sweet jumps?" "Can I try it really quick?" "Dang it!" "I love the way... your sandy hair... floats in the air." "To me it's like a lullaby." "so high... like a kite tied to a stake." "How was school?" "The worst day of my life." "What do you think?" "I want you to go see" "Kip hasn't done flipping anything today." "listen!" "What?" "Tonight me and your aunt are gonna go visit some friends... and we're not gonna be back till tomorrow." "so I got Lyle comin' over tomorrow to take care of it." "Napoleon." "Make yourself a dang quesadilla!" " Fine!" "I'll be back tomorrow." "Kip!" "don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." "we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter." "Kip?" "You have the worst reflexes of all time." "Napoleon." " What?" "I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me." "Such an idiot." "Let me see what your best move is." " [Sighs] - [Doorbell Rings]" "I'll go get it." "Geez!" "hello." "Would you like to look like this?" "This is a girl." "Because for a limited time only... glamour shots by Deb are 75% off." "I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral." "maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts." " I'm Rex... founder of the Rex Kwon Do Self-Defense System." "you'll be prepared to defend yourself... with the strength of a grizzly..." " the reflexes of a puma... and the wisdom of a man." "Come down today for your free trial lesson!" "In here we have some boondoggle key chains." "A must-have for this season's fashion." "infinity of those at Scout camp." "is anyone else here?" "I'm trying to earn money for college." "Your mom goes to college." " Let's bring in that... you fat lard." "Come get some dinner." "eat." "Eat the food." "Eat the food!" "It'd be nice if you could pull me into town." "and if you study with my eight-week program... you will learn a system of self-defense... that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon." "It's called Rex Kwon Do!" "I need a volunteer." "you'll do." "Come up here." "Bow to your sensei." "Bow to your sensei!" "Okay." "I'm gonna give you one chance." "people." "Give me your best shot." "All right." "That was pretty good." "Okay." "everybody." "Grab my arm." "The other arm." "My other arm." "Now watch this." "I'm just gonna break the wrist and walk away." "walk away." " Geez!" " Okay." "I want you to kick me." "Come on." "Kick me." "do it again." "Do it again." " Ouch." " Okay." "You'll block it every time." "Have a seat." "in addition to what you just saw... you're gonna learn these things." "First off... we use the buddy system." "No more flying'solo." "You need somebody watching your back at all times.!" "you're gonna learn to discipline your image." "Do you think I got where I am today... because I dress like Peter Pan here?" "people." "Do you think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face... while I'm wearin' these bad boys?" "Forget about it." "Last off... my students will learn about self-respect." "Do you think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night?" "Forget about it.!" "you can sign up right now... for my eight-week program." "that place was a rip-off." "Lyle." "Nothin' on here works smooth." "right?" "Yes." "you got my back and everything?" "What?" " Never mind." " Have you heard about the dance?" " Yes." "Have you met anyone to ask yet?" "No." "But I probably will after school." "Who you gonna ask?" "That girl over there." "She braided my hair one time..." "Summer Wheatly?" "How the heck are you gonna do that?" "Build her a cake or something." "my old girlfriend from Oklahoma... was gonna fly out here for the dance... but she couldn't 'cause she's doing some modeling right now." "Is she hot?" "See for yourself." "Wow." "I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year." " I like her bangs." " Me too." "How long did it take you to grow that mustache?" "A couple of days." "I wish I could grow one." "Are you gonna eat your Tots?" "No." "Can I have 'em?" "You see that girl over there?" "She came over to my house the other day." " Why?" " I don't know... but she left all this crap on my porch." "She's pretty good-looking." "Do you dare me to go talk to her?" "Sure." "I see you're drinking one-percent." "Is that 'cause you think you're fat?" "'Cause you're not." "You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." "I have all your equipment in my locker." "You should probably come get it 'cause I can't fit my nunchakus in there anymore." "Where's your locker?" "can I have one of your key chains?" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" "Whoo!" " Hello?" "give me some of your Tots." "go find your own." " Come on." "Give me some of your Tots." "No." "I'm freakin' starved." "I didn't get to eat anything today." "G..." "Gross." "Freakin' idiot!" "come get some ham." "Uncle Rico?" "broke her coccyx." "What?" "Since when does she go to the dunes?" "Looks like there's a lot you don't know about her." "when's Grandma coming back?" " I don't know." "Not sure." "You don't have to stay here with us." "We're not babies." "[Laughs] Talk to your Auntie Caroline." "32 years old." "I don't mind if you stay." "Kip." "What the flip was Grandma doin'at the sand dunes?" "She was on a date..." "with her boyfriend." "Boyfriend?" "you guys want to see my video?" "what do you think?" "I guess." " Oh." "I wish I could go back in time." "I'd take state." "This is pretty much the worst video ever made." "like anyone can even know that." "Napoleon?" "You can leave." "You guys are retarded." "Hah!" "check that out." "you and Tammy still together?" "No." "Not really." " Why is that?" " Well... she's jealous." "Says I'm livin' too much in '82." "I dumped her." "What about your girlfriend?" "things are gettin' pretty serious right now." "two hours every day... so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious." "I'm just really tryin'to raise a few bucks right now so I can bring her around for a few days." "what's she look like?" "uh..." "She's got sandy blonde hair." "pretty-look... but..." "I'm just gettin' really..." "just kinda T.O.'d... she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet." "you know..." "I got a little project... that we might be able to make a little moola with." "Really?" "That sounds pretty good." "Have you ever heard of nylon polymer?" "Go for it." "I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile." " Are you serious?" " I'm dead serious." "Watch this." "That's what I'm talkin' about." "I better go." "How much you want to make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?" "Yeah." "If coach would've put me in fourth quarter... no doubt." "No doubt in my mind." "You better believe things would have been different." "I'd have gone pro..." "in a heartbeat." "I'd be makin' millions of dollars and... livin' in a..." "big ol' mansion somewhere." "soaking' it up in a hot tub with my soul mate." "Kip..." "Kip..." "I reckon you know a lot about cyberspace." "Y-You ever come across anything like time travel?" "Easy." "I've already looked into it for myself." "Right on." "Right on." "Is Pedro here today?" "I don't think so." "Why?" "Just wondering." "give this to him for me?" "Okay." "you want to play me?" "Mm-mmm." "Ow." "God." " What are you drawing?" " A liger." "What's a liger?" "It's pretty much my favorite animal." "It's like a lion and a tiger mixed." "Bred for its skills in magic." "Hmm." "Where's your friend?" "I don't know." "Did you see him today?" "No." "Neither did I." " Do you need a ride?" " No." "but my uncle's coming to get me." " Oh." "See ya." "Right. I..." "I think... just a little bit east of the cemetery is a good little area right here." "'cause they don't have any money." "how long are we talkin'about workin'?" "What are you..." "You're already losing your steam?" "No." "I just..." "I have a chat room meeting at 4:00." "I gotta be back here by then." "you just start a little earlier." "That's all." " All right." "Or else work afterwards." "How long's the chat room?" "four hours maybe." "Maybe not." "I don't know." "You..." "You pay the bills for that?" "like for minutes on the phone?" "Yeah." "Grandma's still payin' per minute." "She gets kind of pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long." "I'll bet she does." "I'd be throwin' you out the window." " Bueno." " Hello?" " Who's this?" " Napoleon Dynamite." " Who?" " Napoleon Dynamite." " I'm one of Pedro's best friends." " Your name is Napoleon?" "Yes." "Is Pedro there?" "he's not here right now." "bye." "Crystal Street." "That's for you." "I'm goin'to Adams Park." "They got some money in Adams Park." "What?" "Kipper." "I think we should take this..." " someplace a little more private." " That's a good idea." "Please." "Please." "Be good to me." "keep going." "Dead on." "Dead on." "Yes!" "I have a few concerns." "I'm concerned about your transportation situation." "do you... you got a car you can borrow from someone?" "that's the problem right now." "nothing comes to mind." "You can borrow my van for the time being." "I..." "I do better on foot anyway." "like we got all the answers." "How about some gold bracelets?" "some name tags... all laminated and whatnot." "man." "That's true." "That's true." "you know of a... a place we can get our picture taken... like a... a photo store?" "Okay." "Turn your head on more of a slant." "make a fist... and slowly ease it up underneath your chin." " This is looking really good." " You can say that again." "hold still right there." "just imagine you're weightless." "You're in the middle of the ocean... surrounded by tiny little sea horses." "That was the one." "I think that's gonna come out really nice." "you did it?" "that felt really relaxed." "Deb." "Kip." "Is there some kind of vest that I can wear?" " Where have you been?" " I got sick." "Has Summer said anything to you yet?" "not yet." "she said no." "She did?" "what about that other girl?" " What other girl?" " The one that left all that crap on your porch." " You mean Deb?" "her." " What about her?" "I asked her out too." " What?" "nobody's gonna go out with me." "but who would?" " I don't even have any good skills." " What do you mean?" "like... bow hunting skills... computer hacking skills." "Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills." "like... animals and warriors and stuff?" "Yes." "Probably the best that I know of." "Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... a gift or something." "That's a pretty good idea." "if you invest in the 24-piece set..." "I'm gonna throw in a little gift." "what's the gift?" "I bet you folks don't have one of these." "I want that." "this ain't your run-of-the-mill "crapper-ware." "These are some serious "NuPont" fiber-woven bowls." "if we purchase the 24-piece set... the mini sailboat is included?" "sir." "you look like a strong young pup." "Why don't you see if you can give that a nice tear." "Don't hurt yourself now." "I can't do it." "Can't." "uh... how does the "dealio" sound to you?" "Dang it." "she's not." "Napoleon." "that's nice." "Could you just give this to her for me?" " I certainly could." " Thanks." "Bye-bye." "Poor kid." "I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital." "He still wets the bed and everything." "You're kidding." "he's a tender little guy." "He still gets beat up and whatnot." "uh... 32-piece set here?" " Ow!" " What the crap was Uncle Rico doin' at my girlfriend's house?" "let go of me!" "I think you're bruising' my neck meat!" "Fine." "What the heck are you guys doin'?" "Tryin' to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin' idiot?" "I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico." "I think you ripped my mole off." "is it bleeding?" " A little bit." "Kip." "Napoleon." "I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up." "I'm gonna tell you somethin'." "While you're playin' patty-cake with your friend Pedro... your Uncle Rico..." "is makin' 120 bucks." "I could make that much money in five seconds." "75 bucks today." "it looks like you don't have a job." "So why don't you get out there and feed Tina." "Why don't you go eat a "decroded" piece of crap." "There's a lot more where this came from... if you go to the dance with me." "Napoleon Dynamite." "You know you're gonna go to that dance with that boy." "000 hens moved into their new cages." "Sometimes they don't want to cooperate." "they'll settle down for ya." "Do the chickens have large talons?" " Do they have what?" " Large talons." "I don't understand a word you just said." "uh... we'll have a little lunch waiting' for ya." "Ew!" "dig in." "in that pigpen..." "I found a couple of Shoshoni arrowheads." "Can't find my checkbook." "Hope you don't mind I pay you in change." "Six dollars." "a dollar an hour." "Hello?" " Hi." "Is Napoleon there?" " Yes." " Can I talk to him?" " You already are." "Oh." "this is Trisha." "I'm just calling to tell you that..." "I can go to the dance with you." " [Mouthing Words]" " And also..." "I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me." " It's hanging in my bedroom." " Really?" "three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip." "It's probably the best drawing I've ever done." "it's really..." "nice." "I'll probably pick you up at 6:00 for the dance." " Is that okay?" " That's fine." "bye." "Bye." " Who was that?" " Trisha." " Who's she?" " My woman I'm takin' to the dance." "I did!" "what are you going to wear to the dance?" "a silk shirt or something." " What are you gonna wear?" " Dad has something for me." "But you should probably get a suit." "how do you feel about that one?" "It looks nice." "Yeah." "It looks pretty sweet." "It looks awesome." "it's..." "It's incredible." "I need you to give me a ride in an hour." "Where to?" "The dance." " You takin' my client's daughter?" " Yes." "We need to pick her up too." "Uncle Rico's got a sale to finalize in Bonita in five minutes." "Can't you take me and then drop me off when you're done or whatever?" "Don't disturb me while I'm in there." "'cause I gotta get Trisha." "Hi." "I got your 24-piece set right here." "Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups?" "Simón." "Is Trisha here?" " Who's that in my driveway?" "That's my ride." "Do you wanna go over by my friend Pedro and dance really quick?" "When did you get here?" "Just a couple minutes ago." "Have you guys seen Trisha anywhere?" "No." "Oh." "She probably just went to the bathroom." "Are you guys having a killer time?" "Yes." "I'll let you dance with Deb for a few songs." "Thank you." "I made them myself." "So you and Pedro are getting really serious now?" "No." "We're just friends." "Huh." "How your glamour shots been going lately?" "Pretty good." "I could do a personal portrait sometime... if you wanted to come over." "Okay." "Do you think people will vote for me?" "yes." "I'd vote for you." "what are my skills?" "you have a sweet bike... and you're really good at hooking' up with chicks." "the only guy at school who has a mustache." "That's true." "I can do whatever you want." "Thanks." "you can be my secretary or something." "Sweet!" "Plus I could be your bodyguard too." "Secret Service captain or... whatever." "Okay." "Is that yours?" "Don't touch it." "It's Uncle Rico's." "What's it for?" "Napoleon." "He bought it online." "Napoleon." "You don't even know." "Have you guys tried it yet?" "No." "are you ready?" " Yeah." "Hold on." "I forgot to put in the crystals." "turn it on." " [Current Surges]" "Kill... the pow..." "Kill..." "Turn it off!" "Turn it off!" "It's a piece of crap." "It doesn't work." "I could've told you that." "not the 24 pack." "You're just gonna have to mix and match." "Shut up." "Say it so the whole world can hear." "put it back." "you know we can't afford the fun pack." "You think money grows on trees in this family?" "Take it back." "Get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it." "We can use a little of this." "I can tell you that." " We can use those." "The defect in that one is bleach." " That's correct." " Yes!" "This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch." " Correct." " Yes!" "They're pretty good except for one little problem." "he has nipple number five." "four." " Well done." " Vote for Summer." " Vote for Summer." "Vote for Summer." "Thanks." "Yeah." "Vote for Summer." "Hi." "Vote for Summer." "ladies." "Vote for Summer." "You guys voting?" " Do you think it's kinda warm in here?" " No." "I think it's..." "They have the heater on or something." "It seems pretty good to me." "You don't feel like your head is burning or... or anything?" "No." "I'm gonna go home and lay down." "Okay." "See ya." "right." " I'm not votin' for her." " Then who are you gonna vote for?" "I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez." "Who do you think?" "can I have one of those buttons?" "Hey." "Vote for Summer." "Hi." "Vote for Summer." "that guy in Florida give you your money back yet?" "saying' I'm gonna contact the authorities... if I don't get a refund in full." "[Sighs] Don't you ever wish you could go back... with all the knowledge you have now?" "Tsk." "I guess so." "I'll tell you somethin' right now." "You'd find your soul mate." "yeah." "What's her name again?" " Lafawnduh." " Lafawnduh." "Huh." "I think I'm gonna need some time off." "She's flyin' out from Detroit for a few days." "haven't..." "haven't you studied up on the new product?" "do you know it backwards and front?" "Basically." "Why don't you sell some to that girlfriend of yours?" "You might as well do somethin' while you're doin' nothin'." "Because she doesn't need any." "That's why." "Hey." "I did some drawings for the flyers." "Thanks." "Why do you got your hood on like that?" "my head started to get really hot." "but it didn't do nothing." "So I laid in the bathtub for a while... but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head so hot." "and I shaved it all off." "I don't want anyone to see." "I know what you mean." "That one's good." "Looks like a medieval warrior." "you're right." "That's a good one." "Sorry." "Pedro." "Thank you." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for me." " Vote for Pedro." " Vote for Pedro." " [Pedro] Vote for me." " Vote for Pedro." "Vote for Pedro." " Vote for..." "Pedro." "give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop." "Randy." " Come on." "I'll pay you back." "I don't have..." "Stop." " Don't." "Stop." "Stop." " I'll do this to you." " Don't." "Ow." "Here." "Here." " How's your neck?" " Stings." "That's too bad." "Pedro offers you his protection." "let me borrow your bike." " No." " Come on." "I'll give you some chips." " No." "and then you blow-dry it with bleach." "Yeah." "It's so cool." "you Trisha?" " Yeah." " You remember me?" "I'm a friend of your mom's." "I'm..." "I'm Napoleon's uncle." "Uncle Rico." "could you do me a favor?" "Could you give your mom a couple of these... and tell 'em to hand 'em out to her friends or whoever?" "'Kay." "You girls give me a call if you feel like you could use some." "Have a nice day." "you "bodaggit." "higher." " Yeah!" " Yeah." "Hit it.!" "Dang." "Pedro." "I don't know how they do things down in Juarez... but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride." "Understand?" "Smashing in the face of a piñata that resembles Summer Wheatly... me and the entire Gem State." "Welcome to D-Qwon's Dance Grooves." "Are you ready to get your groove on?" "then." "Let's get started." "Are you disqualified?" "No." "They just made me take down the flyers as a penalty for the piñatas." "Can you still run for president?" "Yes." "I don't understand." "He say... you're not allowed to smash piñatas that look like real people." "But we do it in Mexico all the time." "Your hair looked great today." "Thank you." "Pedro." "[Burps] Who are you?" " I'm Lafawnduh." " What are you doing here?" "I'm waiting for Kip." " Kip?" " Why are you so sweaty?" " I been practicing." " Mmm." " Practicing what?" " Some dance moves." "You like dancing?" "My chores are done." "honey." "Napoleon." "We're just runnin' a little bit late for some prime rib." " Tell Uncle Rico not to wait up for me." " Here." "You might like that." "My cousin made it." "baby." "Napoleon." "See ya." "I'm a hundred percent positive that she's my soul mate." "I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too." "Peace out." "See ya." "Is this what you were looking for?" "I was thinkin'of somethin' a little more... soft around the edges." "Hmm." "Well... soft pink sheet I could hang... and I could wrap you in some foam or..." "something billowy?" "billowy's good." "[Sighs] It'd be really nice... if I could get the fan going." "I could hang some tinsel from the top." "you have... striking features." "Such a soft face should be complimented with a... soft body." "Mr. Rico?" "they call me "Uncle Rico." "What are you doing?" "Shh." "Don't say another word." "Napoleon told me you'd be interested." "Napoleon?" "and call me when you're ready." " Hello?" " Napoleon?" " Yeah." "Who's this?" " It's Deb... and I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend." "Napoleon." "Your Uncle Rico made it very clear how you feel about me." "What?" "I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself." "why don't you try eating some yourself?" " Right on." "Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home." " She didn't tell me anything." " Too bad." "She says she doesn't want you here... when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eatin' all our steak." "Napoleon." " Get off my property!" "It's a free country." "I can do whatever I want." "or I'll call the cops on you." "then do it." "Go on." "Maybe I will." "Gosh!" " Hello?" " Pedro?" " How's it goin'?" " Good." "Deb just called me." "She pretty much hates me by now." " Why?" " 'Cause my Uncle Rico's an idiot!" "Do you have anything to give to her?" "not unless she likes fish." " Are you still gonna give your speech tomorrow?" " Yes." " Do you already know what you're gonna say?" " Yes... but not all of it." "Just tell 'em that... their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you." "Pedro." "Dang it.!" "What do you think you're doing?" "[Vehicle Approaching]" "Colorado." "Would you like to read her testimonial right there?" "Sure." "Um..." "I have such big bosoms..." "I don't feel comfortable reading this." "that's fine." "That's fine." "But do you feel comfortable with me?" "You could be... uh... here." "boy.!" "I never thought I would make it here today." "I would be a great class president because... and..." "I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonnebell dispenser for all the girls'bathrooms." "we're gonna get new cheerleading uniforms." "uh... who wants to eat "chimini-changas"next year?" "it will be summer all year long." " Vote for Summer." "And now Summer will perform her skit with members of our very own Happy Hands Club." "Your speech is up next." "Your skit had better be pretty good." "Pedro." "What?" "A flippin' skit?" " Why didn't anybody tell us about this?" "That's what I do." "I'll just tell them that I have nothing to say." "Hello." "I don't have much to say." "But I think it would be good to have some holy santos brought to the high school... to guard the hallway and to bring us good luck." "El Santo Niño de Atocha is a good one." "My Aunt Concha has seen him." "And..." " we have a great F.F.A. schedule lined up... and I'd like to see more of that." "all of your wildest dreams will come true." "Thank you." "I hope you'll enjoy a skit by Pedro Sanchez." "Oh." "I caught you a delicious bass." "You wanna play me?" "would like to give you this advice." "And a fella give me some years ago." ""When an argument arises... a nice walk... you'll calm down and then you can come back and it won't be an argument." "'And you'll find that helps your health." "All that fresh air and exercise will do you a lot of good." "Is there anything else you'd like to ask about?" " [Braying]" " Pedro." " Where the heck's Napoleon?" " I don't know." "do you take Kipland Ronald Dynamite... to be your lawful wedded husband... to honor in sickness and health till death do you part?" "I do." "Kipland Ronald Dynamite... do you take Lafawnduh Lucas to be your lawful wedded wife... in sickness and health till death do you part?" "You know I do." "I pronounce you man and wife." "You may kiss the bride." "Why do you love me" "Why do you need me" "Always and forever" "We met in a chat room" "Now our love can fully bloom" "Sure the World Wide Web is great you make me "salvivate" "I love technology you see" "But I still love technology" "Always and forever" "Our love is like a flock of doves" "Flying up to heaven above" "Always and forever" "Always and forever our love is truly great" "Always and forever" "Why do you need me" " Why do you love me..." "Sorry I'm late." "I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys." "Hmm." "can you take a photo of me on the horse real quick?" " Sure." "Thanks." "I hope your guys's experiences are unforgettable." "Hmm." "lookee." "A little keepsake for you guys." "Lucky."