"[lively spy music]" " ¶ DUDLEY PUPPY WAS A PLAIN OLD MUTT ¶" " ¶ PLAIN OLD MUTT ¶" " ¶ HE'D SCRATCH, HE'D DIG ¶" "¶ AND THEN HE'D CHEW HIS BUTT ¶" " ¶ CHEW HIS BUTT ¶" " ¶ BUT WHEN BAD GUYS GOT TOO ROUGH ¶" "¶ HE WENT TO WORK FOR T.U.F.F. ¶" "¶ AND NOW HE'S DOING SECRET AGENT STUFF ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ A DOG WHO STICKS HIS NOSE ¶" "¶ RIGHT WHERE HE KNOWS ¶" "¶ THE CROOKS WILL BE ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "¶ HE'S A T.U.F.F. PUPPY ¶" "[lively spy music]" "¶ ¶" " OUR NEW BLASTERS ARE HERE." "THEY'RE EQUIPPED WITH A DISINTEGRATION RAY" "AND PINPOINT PRECISION." " AND THEY MAKE P-POPCORN." " GIMME, GIMME!" "I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A POPCORN BLASTER!" " SORRY, AGENT PUPPY," "BUT THE LAST ONE'S FOR THE JANITOR, SCARY JIMMY." " I AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE BLASTERS." " THIS ISN'T FAIR." "I ALWAYS GET THE SHORT END OF THE STICK." " HEY, EVERYBODY, THE NEW STICK IS IN." "AGENT PUPPY, YOU GET THE SHORT END." " OH, COME ON!" "WHAT DO YOU EVEN EXPECT ME TO DO WITH THIS?" " I DON'T CARE." "SELL IT ON THE STREET." "WE'RE WASTING TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS!" " WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?" "IT'S LIKE I'M THE LOW MAN ON THE TOTEM POLE." " WELL, YOU ARE THE LOW MAN ON THE TOTEM POLE." "I R-REFER YOU TO THE TOTEM POLE ON YOUR LEFT." " YOU'RE AT THE BOTTOM" "BECAUSE YOU'RE THE NEWEST T.U.F.F. EMPLOYEE." "I'M ON TOP BECAUSE I'M IN CHARGE OF THE AGENCY." "THEN IT'S KESWICK." " I'M IN CHARGE OF SCIENCE." " THEN SCARY JIMMY, WHO'S IN CHARGE" "OF THE JANITORIAL DEPARTMENT AND ALL THINGS SCARY." " I'VE MEMORIZED THE BACK OF YOUR HEADS." " THEN THERE'S KITTY, WHO'S IN CHARGE OF YOU." " WAIT A MINUTE." "I'M NOT EVEN IN CHARGE OF ME?" "I WANT TO BE IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING!" " PACKAGE FOR AGENT DUDLEY PUPPY." " YEAH!" "IT'S THE MUDBUGLET HABITAT I ORDERED!" "I CAN FINALLY BE IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING." "IT SAYS THAT RIGHT HERE ON THE BOX." ""YOU'RE FINALLY IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING."" " THAT SAYS "MADE IN CHINA."" " EITHER WAY, I'M NOW OFFICIALLY KING OF THE MUDBUGLETS." "I COMMAND YOU TO DO WHAT YOU DO ON THE BOX." "SKATEBOARD!" "JUGGLE!" " DUDLEY, IT SAYS RIGHT HERE." ""MUDBUGLETS CANNOT SKATEBOARD OR JUGGLE" "AS PICTURED ON THE BOX."" " I CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE TOO LAZY TO MOVE" "OR JUST DEAD." " [sighs]" " MAYBE THEY'RE SKATEBOARDING" "SO FAST YOU CAN'T SEE THEM." " PROBABLY THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING!" "OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?" "I'M RULER OF NOTHING." " SORRY, AGENT PUPPY," "BUT MUDBUGLETS ARE PRIMITIVE LITTLE BUGS." "THEY'RE NOT EVOLVED ENOUGH TO OBEY YOUR COMMANDS." " DARN!" "IF ONLY THERE WAS A RECKLESS WAY" "TO MAKE THE MUDBUGLETS EVOLVE SUPER FAST." " OH, YOU NEED A RECKLESS SOLUTION?" "WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" "I'VE CREATED A FORMULA CALLED EVOLVIUM," "W-WHICH MAKES THEM EVOLVE." "ERGO, THE NAME." "I DEVELOPED IT TO USE ON YOU," "BUT I WAS AFRAID IF IT WORKED," "YOU WOULD PASS ME ON THE TOTEM POLE." " [exclaims]" "OH, IT DOESN'T WORK." " WELL, THAT'S A BILLION DOLLARS OF TAXPAYER MONEY" "DOWN THE DRAIN." "BUT WHAT DO I CARE?" "I DON'T PAY MY TAXES." " I BETTER FEED MY MUDBUGLETS" "SO THEY DON'T DIE." "NOT THAT I COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE." "[triumphant cosmic music]" "¶ ¶ [horns playing]" " ALL HAIL DUDLEY, THE WISE AND BENEVOLENT KING" "OF THE MUDBUGLETS." "I AM THE ONE THEY CALL DALE." " WHOO-HOO-HOO!" "KESWICK'S EVOLVIUM WORKED." "THE MUDBUGLETS EVOLUTED!" "all:" "ALL HAIL KING DUDLEY," "WHOM WE SERVE BECAUSE WE EVOLUTED." " YOU GUYS PUT ME ON THE TOP OF YOUR TOTEM POLE?" "THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE." "WHERE'S KITTY?" "I TOTALLY NEED TO BRAG ABOUT THIS." "KITTY, WHERE ARE YOU?" "WHY AREN'T YOU AT WORK?" " BECAUSE IT'S SATURDAY." " I THOUGHT SATURDAY WAS THREE DAYS AGO." " THAT WAS WEDNESDAY." "YOU JUST DIDN'T COME INTO WORK." "ANYWAY, WE'RE AT THE T.U.F.F. BRUNCH WAITING FOR YOU." "THE HOSTESS WON'T SEAT US" "UNTIL OUR WHOLE PARTY IS HERE, SO HURRY UP." " YOUR MOST GRACIOUS MAJESTY," "HOW MAY WE, THE MUDBUGLETS, SERVE YOU?" " I DON'T KNOW." "I REALIZE I'M YOUR RULER, BUT I DON'T WANT TO IMPOSE." "OF COURSE, I DO HAVE A LIST." "I WAS GONNA GIVE IT TO SANTA," "BUT, SINCE IT'S JANUARY 3RD," "I'LL JUST GIVE IT TO YOU." "WHOO-HOO!" "I GOT A POPCORN BLASTER" "AND A LONG STICK!" "THIS IS ALL I NEED." "THAT'S NOT TRUE." "THESE JET BOOTS, JET HAT," "AND MATCHING JET SUNGLASSES ARE ALL I NEED." "[explosion]" "THAT'S NOT TRUE EITHER." "I'M GONNA NEED MORE JET SUNGLASSES." "BEING IN CHARGE MAKES ME SO HAPPY." "I'M SO HAPPY!" "[all screaming] all:" "WE HAVE ANGERED THE GREAT ONE!" " NO, NO!" "I'M NOT ANGRY." "LET ME DRY YOU OFF WITH MY HIGH-POWERED BLOW-DRYER." "OH, NO, WHAT AM I DOING?" "THIS IS KITTY'S BLOW-DRYER." "SHE TOLD ME NEVER TO USE IT" "BECAUSE I BREAK EVERYTHING I TOUCH." "[all screaming]" " DON'T WORRY, MUDBUGLETS." "I'LL SAVE YOU." "[all screaming]" " OH, NO, WHAT AM I DOING?" "THIS IS THE CHIEF'S HOSE." "WHY DON'T I OWN ANYTHING?" " SIRE, WE DESIRE A SHORT BREAK" "TO REPAIR OUR CITY AND..." "MOURN." " YOU DON'T NEED A BREAK." "YOUR CITY LOOKS FINE." "[all screaming]" " OKAY, I'LL GIVE YOU FIVE MINUTES." "ALSO I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER PAIR OF JET SUNGLASSES." "AWESOME THRONE, GUYS." "NOW I WANT A PIZZA WRAPPED IN ANOTHER PIZZA." "[all screaming] [explosion]" "ALSO, I'M GONNA NEED ANOTHER PAIR OF JET SUNGLASSES." "[yawns]" "MAN, BEING IN CHARGE IS TIRING." " MY FELLOW CITIZENS," "WE CANNOT GO ON LIKE THIS ANY LONGER." "KING DUDLEY IS A TYRANT." "BETWEEN HIS CRAZY DEMANDS, HIS TEARS OF NOT ANGER," "AND HIS INABILITY TO MASTER THE JET SUNGLASSES," "HE WILL DESTROY US ALL." "WE MUST PUT AN END TO HIM NOW!" "[all shouting]" "DOWN WITH KING DUDLEY!" "DOWN WITH KING DUDLEY!" " SHH." "YOU'LL WAKE HIM." "REVOLT MORE QUIETLY." "all: [softly] DOWN WITH KING DUDLEY." " [snoring] NO, SCARY JIMMY." "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY HAIR." "[shouts]" "HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?" " OH, NO, OUR TINY, DELICATE WEBBING" "WAS NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO RESTRAIN HIM." "ARM THE CANNONS." " CANNONS?" "[screams]" "THE MUDBUGLETS HAVE GONE CRAZY" "FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON!" "I GOTTA GET 'EM OUT OF HERE." "[beep] [all screaming]" " THERE." "I JUST SAVED T.U.F.F. FROM AN ANGRY RACE" "OF HIGHLY EVOLUTED MUDBUGLETS ON A SATURDAY." "I'M DEFINITELY TAKING WEDNESDAY OFF." " ALL RIGHT, FRANCISCO," "WHAT'S OUR PHILOSOPHICAL QUESTION OF THE DAY?" " IF A TREE FALLS ON LARRY, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?" " [howls]" " I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE TREE," "BUT LARRY SURE DID." "OOH, SOMETHING WONDERFUL AND MYSTERIOUS." "I'M GONNA CRUSH IT WITH A ROCK." " BOSS, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT IS" "BEFORE YOU DESTROY IT." " MM, NOT REALLY MY STYLE, BUT OKAY." "all:" "DOWN WITH DUDLEY PUPPY." "DOWN WITH DUDLEY PUPPY." " OOH, THESE ARE MY KIND OF WEIRDOES." "WE ALL HATE AGENT PUPPY." "all:" "ALL HAIL THE NEW GREAT ONE." " OOH, "GREAT ONE." I LIKE THAT." "OF COURSE, NOW I'LL HAVE TO THROW OUT" "THOSE TOWELS I HAD MONOGRAMMED." " THIS STINKS." "NOW I'M IN CHARGE OF NOTHING AGAIN?" "AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY TINY TOTEM POLE" "WITH ME AT THE TOP." "[screams]" " BUGMUPLETS, ATTACK!" "[blaster fire]" " [shrieks]" "SNAPTRAP TURNED THE MUDBUGLETS AGAINST ME!" "I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE." " FOLLOW HIM, BUTMUGLETS!" " SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED!" "THE MUDBUGLETS EVOLUTED, AND NOW THEY'RE AFTER ME." " WHO CARES?" "YOU'RE FINALLY HERE." "NOW WE CAN EAT." "[crash]" " THERE HE IS." "GET HIM, FUDGEBUGGIES." "[all wailing] [blaster fire]" " OH, COME ON." "WE DIDN'T EVEN GET BREAD!" " [screams] [grunts]" " AAH!" "[popcorn gunfire and blaster fire]" " I'M BEGINNING TO THINK GETTING POPCORN B-BLASTERS" "WAS A BAD IDEA." " WAIT A MINUTE." "WE COULD HAVE BEEN EATING POPCORN THIS WHOLE TIME?" "AAH!" "[all cheering]" " OH, NO, WE'RE TOO WEAK FROM HUNGER TO BREAK OUT." " WE DID IT!" "NEW GREAT ONE, HOW WILL YOU REWARD US" "FOR DEFEATING OUR ENEMY, KING DUDLEY?" " REWARD." "[laughs]" "THAT'S RICH." "NOW THAT THE T.U.F.F. AGENTS ARE CAPTURED," "AND I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS ANYMORE," "AND SINCE I DON'T HAVE A ROCK TO CRUSH YOU WITH," "I'M JUST GONNA DEEP-FRY YOU." "[all screaming]" " NO!" "DON'T DO IT, SNAPTRAP!" "THEY DON'T DESERVE TO BE DEEP-FRIED!" "DEEP-FRY ME INSTEAD." "[sobbing]" " FIRST OF ALL, EW." "SECONDLY, CALL ME "GREAT ONE."" " SPARE THE MUDBUGLETS." "IT'S ALL MY FAULT." "THERE WAS A REASON I WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TOTEM POLE." "I WASN'T READY TO BE IN CHARGE OF ANYTHING." "I DIDN'T DESERVE TO BE KING." " DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT?" " WE DO." "WE REALIZE NOW THAT KING DUDLEY IS NOT EVIL." "HE'S JUST UN-EVOLUTED." "RELEASE HIM FROM THE CONTAINMENT BUBBLE." " HEY-HEY!" "[all screaming]" " [shouts]" "[all cheering]" " YOU DID IT, AGENT PUPPY!" "NOW WE CAN FINALLY EAT BRUNCH." " SORRY, BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE NOW." "YOUR LITTLE WAR WITH THE FUTURISTIC BUGS" "HAS DISTURBED THE OTHER CUSTOMERS." " WELL, I FOUND THE MUDBUGLETS A GOOD HOME." "AND, IN HONOR OF AGENT PUPPY'S HEROISM," "I'VE DECIDED TO PUT HIS FACE RIGHT ABOVE SCARY JIMMY" "ON THE TOTEM POLE." " DOES THIS MEAN I FINALLY GET TO BE IN CHARGE OF MYSELF?" " EH, NOT EVEN CLOSE." "YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS AT NIGHT." " THIS IS AWESOME!" " OKAY, YOU PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE WAITED" "UNTIL WE'RE ALL OUT OF THE BUILDING," "BUT GOOD FIRST TRY." "all:" "ALL HAIL THE NEW GREAT ONE," "SCARY JIMMY." " I MEMORIZED THE BACKS OF YOUR HEADS." " THIS ONE WORRIES ME." "[lively spy music]" "[lively spy music]" "¶ ¶" "[car horns blare]" " DUDLEY, CAREFUL." "I'VE GOT HOT CHOCOLATE." " JUST CHUG IT, KITTY." "THAT'S WHAT I DID WITH MINE." "THEN AGAIN, MINE WAS ICED TEA." "HEY, WHAT'S THAT SIGN SAY?" "I FORGOT TO PUT IN MY CONTACTS." "ALSO, I DON'T WEAR CONTACTS AND I CAN'T READ." " THE SIGN SAYS "NO JAYWALKING."" " WHOA, THEN WE GOT A PROBLEM." " THAT'S MY FRIEND JAY, AND HE IS WALKING!" "[car tires screeching]" " [screams]" "MY TONGUE, IT BURNS." " I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BORING STORIES, KITTY." "JAY'S ON THE LOOSE." "HEY, JAY." "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST" "FOR YOU-WALKING." " DUDLEY, THAT'S NOT ILLEGAL." " WHAT?" "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING." "SOMETHING ABOUT A SICK BEAGLE?" "CAN'T WE JUST CELEBRATE THE FACT" "THAT JAY IS OFF THE STREETS." "OOH, I KNOW WHAT THAT SIGN SAYS." ""DEER CROSSING."" "IT'S ILLEGAL FOR THAT TURKEY TO CROSS HERE." " DUDLEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT THE SIGN MEANS." " DID YOU JUST SAY YOU'RE SIAMESE?" "BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY WEIRD TIME TO BRING THAT UP." "[all booing]" " LOOK, EVERYONE LOVES ME" "BECAUSE I'M KEEPING THE CITY SAFE." " THAT'S AN ANGRY MOB." "THEY'RE RIOTING BECAUSE YOU KEEP MAKING WRONGFUL ARRESTS." " YOU NEED TO LEARN THE LAW, AGENT PUPPY." "YOU ALSO NEED TO CLOSE THE WINDOW," "BECAUSE THE MOB IS RUNNING OUT OF FRUIT" "AND THEY'RE STARTING TO THROW WINTER SQUASHES." "[exclaims] [shudders] THEY'RE MY LEAST FAVORITE" "OF ALL THE SEASONAL GOURDS." " HERE, DUDLEY." "ALL THE LAWS OF PETROPOLIS ARE IN THIS BOOK." " "TEE-HEE..." "BOO-OK..." "OFF..." "LAU."" "IT'S IN SIAMESE, KITTY." "I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO TRANSLATE." " OH, DON'T WORRY." "I HAVE THE P-PERFECT WAY" "FOR AGENT PUPPY TO MEMORIZE THE LAWS." "I USED NANOTECHNOLOGY TO TRANSMODULATE THE BOOK" "INTO A CHERRY-FLAVORED HARD C-CANDY." " I LOVE CHERRY, I LOVE CANDY," "AND I DON'T KNOW THE LAWS." "IT'S LIKE YOU MADE THIS JUST FOR ME." " I DID." "I CALL IT THE "LAW-ZENGE."" "[snickers] GET IT?" "WHAT?" "NO PROPS FOR THE WORDPLAY?" "OH, YOU PEOPLE ARE A "TOUGH" CROWD." "GET IT?" "'CAUSE WE WORK AT T.U.F.F." "[crickets chirp]" "OH, MAN." "AGENT PUPPY, JUST TAKE THIS BEFORE YOU GO TO BED," "AND IN THE MORNING, YOU'LL KNOW EVERY LAW" "IN THE BOOK." " YAY!" "FREE CANDY!" "[laughing] [munching sounds]" " OW!" " GREAT NEWS, GUYS!" "KESWICK'S LAW-ZENGE WORKED." "I KNOW EVERY LAW IN THE BOOK." "FOR EXAMPLE, JAYWALKING HAS NOTHING TO DO" "WITH BEING NAMED JAY." "WHO KNEW?" "all:" "EVERYONE BUT YOU." " ALSO, CHIEF, IT'S ILLEGAL FOR A FLEA" "TO WEAR DOLL'S CLOTHING." " AH, COME ON." "IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT FITS ME." " AND, KITTY, IT'S ILLEGAL FOR GIRL CATS" "TO ASSOCIATE WITH SCIENTISTS." "KESWICK, IT'S ILLEGAL TO WEAR GLASSES" "ON A DAY THAT ENDS IN THE LETTER "Y."" " ALL DAYS END WITH THE LETTER "Y."" "THOSE LAWS CAN'T BE R-REAL." " THEY ARE REAL." "I DON'T BELIEVE IT, BUT THEY'RE RIGHT HERE" "IN THE BOOK OF LAW." " YEP." "I'M GONNA HAVE TO ARREST YOU ALL." "[prison door rattling]" " DUDLEY!" " I'M TOO PRETTY FOR P-PRISON." " YOU'RE FREE TO GO." "LUCKY FOR YOU, THE MAXIMUM SENTENCE" "FOR THESE CRIMES IS ONE MINUTE." " HEY, EVERYONE, CHECK OUT MY PRISON TATTOO." "IT'S A WINTER SQUASH WITH A SLASH THROUGH IT." "OH, I HATE THEM SO!" " WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO GET THAT?" " MY ARMS ARE TINY." "IT ONLY TOOK A SECOND." " WHOA, GUYS, YOU'RE STILL BREAKING THE SAME LAWS!" " FINE, I'LL TAKE MY GLASSES OFF." "WAAH!" "I'M BLIND!" "AGENT KATSWELL, HELP ME BACK TO MY L-LAB." " I CAN'T ASSOCIATE WITH YOU, KESWICK." " OH!" "WELL, THE GOOD THING ABOUT BEING BLIND" "IS I WON'T HAVE TO SEE THE CHIEF" "WHEN HE TAKES OFF THE DOLL CLOTHES." " I HAVE TO SAY, THIS COTTON BALL IS DIVINE." "IT'S LIKE WEARING A CLOUD." " THIS IS CRAZY." "WHAT KIND OF LOONEY WOULD MAKE LAWS LIKE THIS?" " DANIEL BOONE LOONEY, THE FIRST MAYOR OF PETROPOLIS." "HE WAS NUTS." "THERE'S A STATUE OF HIM IN THE PARK." " KESWICK, YOU'RE POINTING AT THE WATER COOLER." " JUST LOOK OUT THE WINDOW." "THEY SAY HE TOOK ALL HIS ADVICE" "FROM THE RACCOON ON HIS HEAD." " WHAT A SMART WAY TO GOVERN." "COME ON, KITTY." "LET'S GO ENFORCE THE LAW." " DUDLEY, THIS IS RIDICULOUS." " SORRY, KITTY, BUT IT'S ILLEGAL FOR A CAT TO BE IN THE CAR" "WITHOUT BEING IN A CARRIER." " [whinnies] [tires screech]" " SNAPTRAP, IT'S ILLEGAL TO SPOOK HORSES" "BY OPENING AN UMBRELLA." " I WASN'T TRYING TO SPOOK HIM." "I WAS TRYING TO SELL HIM A STOLEN UMBRELLA." " BIRDBRAIN, IT'S ILLEGAL TO EAT CHINESE FOOD" "WITHIN 30 FEET OF A MANHOLE." " CAN'T I JUST MOVE MY TABLE BACK A FEW FEET?" " WHAT?" "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW CRAZY YOU SOUND?" " [shrieks]" " CHAMELEON!" "IT'S ILLEGAL TO TURN INTO A MANHOLE" "WITHIN 30 FEET OF SOMEONE EATING CHINESE FOOD." " SERVES ME RIGHT." "WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO CAN TRANSFORM" "INTO ANYTHING IN THE WORLD" "TURN INTO A MANHOLE COVER?" "I'M PATHETIC." " NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR MANHOLE PROBLEMS." "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST." "[prison door rattling]" "CHIEF, I PUT THREE CRIMINALS IN JAIL FOR BREAKING SOME LAWS" "WRITTEN BY A LUNATIC WITH A RACCOON ON HIS HEAD." "I AM TOTALLY ON TOP OF IT." "WHOOPS!" "I LEFT KITTY IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP!" "AAH!" "[all grumbling]" " I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GRUMBLING ABOUT." "YOU DO THE CRIME, YOU DO THE TIME." " YOU'RE TALKING TO THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER," "AND I WAS NOT GRUMBLING." "THAT WAS MY STOMACH." "I NEVER GOT TO EAT MY KUNG PAO SHRIMP." " WELL, I'M GRUMBLING." "I THINK AGENT PUPPY MADE UP A BUNCH OF STUPID LAWS" "JUST SO HE COULD ARREST US." " THE LAWS ARE STUPID, BUT THEY'RE REAL." "THEY'RE RIGHT HERE IN THE PETROPOLIS BOOK OF LAWS." " MAY I PERUSE THAT BOOK?" " WELL, WHEN I'M IN PRISON, I USUALLY GET A TATTOO," "BUT WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT, NERD." " WHY ARE YOU READING THAT STUPID BOOK?" "YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW THE LAWS IF YOU'RE A CRIMINAL." "OR A BABY." "JUST A LITTLE FUN FACT" "THAT I THOUGHT I'D THROW OUT THERE." " I'M READING IT BECAUSE I THINK" "IT MIGHT GIVE US SOME AMMUNITION." " OOH, CAN WE THROW IT AT SOMEONE?" " CAN WE THROW IT AT A BABY?" " NO, YOU DEEPLY DISTURBED MORON." "WE CAN USE THESE CRAZY LAWS" "TO FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE," "AS LONG AS WE DON'T DO IT WITHIN 30 FEET" "OF A CHINESE RESTAURANT." " OH, NO, THE VILLAINS ESCAPED!" " THAT'S OKAY." "ACCORDING TO THE LAW," "IT'S LEGAL FOR A RAT, A BIRD, AND A CHAMELEON" "TO BREAK OUT OF JAIL AS LONG AS THEY CALL IN" "AND TELL US THEIR DIABOLICAL PLAN." " HELLO." "JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW OUR DIABOLICAL PLAN" "IS TO BLOW UP 321 MAIN STREET." " THANK YOU, LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS." " WAIT A MINUTE, 321 MAIN STREET IS THE ADDRESS OF T.U.F.F.!" " AGENTS PUPPY AND KATSWELL, GO ARREST THE VILLAINS." " NO CAN DO, CHIEF." "ACCORDING TO THE LAW, IT'S PERFECTLY LEGAL" "TO BLOW UP 321 MAIN STREET" "AT EXACTLY 10:00 A.M. ON THE THIRD FRIDAY OF THE MONTH." " BUT WHY WOULD DANIEL BOONE LOONEY" "PUT A LAW LIKE THAT IN THE BOOKS?" " HE WAS NUTS." "LOOK AT THE STATUE." " YOU'RE POINTING AT SCARY JIMMY." "YOU KNOW HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT." " IT'S NOT ME." "IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE INSIDE MY HEAD." " AS WE WERE SAYING," "BEFORE WE WERE SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED," "YOU CAN'T STOP US BECAUSE" " YEAH, YEAH," "WE ALREADY KNOW YOUR STUPID PLAN IS LEGAL." " WE'RE ALSO GOING TO THROW A BOOK AT A BABY." " WE'RE NOT DOING THAT." " BAD GUYS OUT!" " OH, NO." "THOSE MANIACS ARE GONNA BLOW UP THE BUILDING" "IN EXACTLY 15 MINUTES, AND THERE'S NO WAY" "TO LEGALLY STOP THEM!" " THERE IS ONE WAY." "ACCORDING TO THE LAW, A DIRECT DESCENDANT" "OF DANIEL BOONE LOONEY CAN UNDO HIS LAWS." " WELL, THAT'S MIGHTY CONVENIENT." "HIS CRAZY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDSON, GEORGE LOONEY," "LIVES RIGHT OUT THERE IN THE T.U.F.F. STAIRWELL." " WHOA, GEORGE LOONEY REALLY DOES LIVE UNDER THE STAIRS." " ACTUALLY, I ONLY SUMMER HERE." "I WINTER IN THE T.U.F.F. BOILER ROOM." " MR. LOONEY, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP US." " OF COURSE, BUT FIRST, YOU MUST PROVE YOURSELF" "BY PULLING THE MAGICAL SWORD FROM THE STONE." "EXCELLENT." "I'M FREE OF MY CURSE." "HAVE SOME TAFFY." " LOOK, MR. LOONEY, CAN YOU JUST SIGN THIS DOCUMENT" "UNDOING YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S CRAZY LAW" "ABOUT BLOWING UP 321 MAIN STREET?" " OF COURSE, OF COURSE." "I'LL SIGN IT WITH ONE OF MY MANY MAGIC PENS." " YOU MIGHT WANT TO DIP YOUR MAGIC PEN" "IN KETCHUP FIRST." " AND NOW YOU WILL BE MY BRIDE." " WHAT?" " I WAS TALKING TO THE COTTON BALL." " CAUGHT A BREAK THERE." "COME ON, DUDLEY." "IT'S LEGAL FOR US" "TO ARREST THE BAD GUYS NOW." "WE ONLY HAVE TWO MINUTES BEFORE THEY BLOW UP THE BUILDING." " IF YOU MARRY ME, I'LL GIVE YOU THIS BUCKET OF ROCKS." " HOLY COW, THOSE ARE DIAMONDS." "FINE, I'LL MARRY YOU," "BUT I'M NOT WINTERING IN THE BOILER ROOM." " IN TEN SECONDS, I'M GONNA PUSH THIS PLUNGER" "AND BLOW T.U.F.F. TO SMITHEREENS." "WHERE IS SMITHEREENS ANYWAY?" "I CAN NEVER FIND THAT PLACE ON A MAP." " WHY DO YOU GET TO PUSH THE PLUNGER?" "THIS IS MY FIENDISH PLAN." " NOW, NOW, LET'S NOT ARGUE." "WHY DON'T WE ALL HOLD HANDS AND PUSH THE PLUNGER TOGETHER?" " YUCK." "WHY ARE YOUR HANDS SO CLAMMY?" " I TURNED THEM INTO CLAMS." "LIKE THE MANHOLE, NOT MY BEST CHOICE." " FREEZE, BAD GUYS." " NO WAY, AGENT PUPPY." "IT'S 10:00 A.M., AND YOU CAN'T LEGALLY STOP US." " WRONG, SNAPTRAP," "BECAUSE A WEIRD GUY IN A STAIRWELL OVERTURNED THAT LAW" "WITH KETCHUP ON A FRENCH FRY." " WHICH MEANS BLOWING UP T.U.F.F. IS NOW TOTALLY ILLEGAL." " BIG WHOOP." "WE DO ILLEGAL THINGS ALL THE TIME." "ON THREE, GUYS." " WAIT." "BEFORE YOU PUSH THAT PLUNGER," "YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE'S A $75 FINE" "FOR BLOWING UP T.U.F.F." " EACH OR COMBINED?" " EACH!" " I'M OUT." " TOO RICH FOR MY BLOOD." " THAT'S A LOT OF CLAMS." " NO HARD FEELINGS." "BEFORE YOU GO, HOW ABOUT SOME KUNG PAO SHRIMP?" "HA!" "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR EATING CHINESE FOOD" "WITHIN 30 FEET OF A MANHOLE COVER." " OH, DARN IT." " YES, HE GOT US GOOD." " NO, I MEAN I CAN'T HOLD THE CHOPSTICKS" "WITH MY CLAM HANDS." "OH, SUCH A TERRIBLE CHOICE." " GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE." "I GOT GEORGE LOONEY TO UNDO THE REST" "OF HIS GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER'S CRAZY LAWS." " SO I CAN GO BACK TO ASSOCIATING WITH KESWICK," "AND THE CHIEF CAN GO BACK TO WEARING DOLL CLOTHES." " SPEAKING OF DOLL CLOTHES," "HOW DO I LOOK IN MY NEW MALIBU BETTY WEDDING DRESS?" " YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO MARRY GEORGE LOONEY?" " DOING IT FOR THE DIAMONDS, KESWICK." "IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S AN OFFICIAL WEDDING ANYWAY." "THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE IS THE MOP." " I FOUND SMITHEREENS." "IT'S NEAR DUBUQUE." "[lively spy music]"