"Wherevergood isthreatened, heroesrise tothechallenge andalways savetheday." "Exceptwhentheydon 't." "Andthat'swhen Igoto work." "Izapintodimensions everyday." "It'smyjob tobeahero, savetheworld, andmakethingsright." "KungFumoles, rescuetrolls, puncha zombie, scorea goal!" "I'ma robot,I'marabbit, I'ma knight!" "♪ Stretching, swinging, spying ♪" "♪ Flying, flipping, monster-kicking ♪" "BooneandSashi alwaysstickingby my side!" "Novillain'sgonnastop..." "PennZero:" "Part-TimeHero!" "PennZero:" "Part-TimeHero!" "PennZero:" "Part-TimeHero!" "PennZer--aaugh!" "Youcan'tjustscatteraway  fromyourproblems." "Theballsare completelyunprepared." "Weattacknow." "Tothegolfcart." "Uh,that'sgoing tobeaproblem." "Phyllis, why are you having us watch this?" "Oh,yeah,baby, thiswillwork..." "Because everything on TV is very important." "Good luck." "Nice." "Back in the ball world." "Should be an easy, relaxing... soul-crushing wasteland!" "This isn't how we left things." "Pull faster, you hosers." "Us sports equipment are in charge now, eh." "I wish this was all a bad dream, so I could fuhgeddaboudit." "Hey, you balls, why are you not being oppressed?" "Oh, right there." "Oh." "Thanks for the back roll, guys." "Same time Thursday?" "What's going on, Larry?" "Phil zapped us here early, so we could use a time machine to fix our last mission so the sports equipment won." "( toilet flushing )" "While you were going potty, I got the heroes up to speed." "My going potty is my business." "And I don't want them up to speed." "I want them to witness" "Hurry up." "This is gross." "You expect us to believe that a tennis racket and a ping-pong paddle built a time machine?" "No." "A super amazing bouncy ball built it." "( muffled yelling )" "Oh, thank balls you found me." "After taking those villains back in time, that tennis racket had the nerve to tell me that for a super amazing bouncy ball," "I didn't seem very super or amazing." "I built a time machine." "I'd say that's super and amazing." "Some ball's a little insecure." "Guys, our mission is to go back in time, to set things right before Rippen eliminates the last link to the old timeline... us." "Phah!" "Which is what I'm going to do now." "Goons!" "No!" "Boone!" "( giggling )" "At least this is how" "( voice distorts ) I always wanted to go out." "That deflated football is a true patriot." "Hey, get the super amazing bouncy ball to the time machine." "Move, move, move." "After I set the coordinates, go down the corner pocket." "Boone, Sashi!" "Don't worry." "You'll save me and Boone if you go back in time and set things right..." "We gotta go now." "♪ Balls time traveling in the time table ♪" "♪ Don't mess up history ♪" "♪ If you're able ♪" "Obviously we're falling because there's no skyscraper in the past." "All right, let's fix the future." "We must've gone back millions of years." "Whoa, it's the first ball rolling out of the water." "So in other words, you messed up." "Oh, am I not super or amazing enough for you?" "You can't even fathom how hard it was to build a time machine." "Imagine turning a screw with your mouth." "Now imagine doing it three more times." "There are only four screws holding that thing together?" "( loud rumble )" "Uh-oh." "Ripples in a puddle are never good." "( ferocious roar )" "Ho ho!" "Go, go, go, go!" "( shrieking )" " Oh, no." " Quick." "To the time table." "( roaring )" "PENN:" "Move, move, move." "♪ Barely escaped in the time table ♪" "♪ Only four screws ♪" "♪ Not too stable ♪" "PENN:" "Greetings, ladies and gentleball." "Hey, hey, that's me." "We have to wear these fake mustaches so the past versions of ourselves don't recognize us." "All right." "Can't argue with that." "Wait." "Do I have a butt?" "Train you to defend..." "Of course you have a butt." "All balls have butts." "Okay, that flash must've been Rippen, Larry, and the past version of you arriving." "Let's go set things right." "There's actually two past versions of me here." "The one the tennis racket brought back, and the one listening to the past versions of you and your friend's stupid speech." "What a stupid speech." "Hey, Mary, I'm gonna go work on my time machine." "But you should do something." "Some strangers are riling everyone up." "Stop riling everyone up." "You know, for a super amazing bouncy ball, you're not very super or amazing." "( laughter )" "Would you calm down?" "You're gonna pop." "All right, Larry, when the you from the past pulls up in the golf cart, we have to jump out and scare him, so you swerve and do not get stuck in the mud puddle." "That way, the past versions of ourselves will be able to attack the balls before they're ready." "Got it, present you?" "Not at all." "Why are we wearing beards and hats?" "So our past selves don't recognize us." "It's very important we don't upset the space-time continuum." "Now let's go change the course of history" " for our own personal gain." " Absolutely." " Can I get a mustache instead?" " No." "He's right." "You should've gone with mustaches." "Penn Zero!" "But how?" "Time travel is very complicated, and I'm a little confused myself." "All I know is, that golf cart is getting stuck in the mud." "♪ One handsome dude avoiding all the mud puddles ♪" "( thunder crashing )" "Well, you were a hard ball to deal with, but it looks like this mission is in the ball bag." "You may be winning, but you're still not that super or amazing." "Oh, yeah?" "Whew." "Good thing I swerved, or I'd have gotten stuck in that mud puddle." "No fair!" "No!" "The balls are completely unprepared." "We attack now." "To the golf cart." "The future dominance of sports equipment is assured." "( Rippen laughing )" "I'm sorry, Sashi and Boone." "I let you down." "Ah, don't be so dramatic." "We'll just go back five minutes and stop the other me." "Okay, fine, but I'm getting really confused now." "♪ Losing patience with the time table ♪" "♪ Got a logic headache from this twisted fable ♪" "PENN:" "You overshot again." "Fascinating." "This is before the ball-sports equipment troubles started." "Legend has it that the feud began when a marble tripped a prominent pool cue." "Stop." "Just stop it, please." "We hold the well-being of all balls in our... okay, not hands, bad analogy." "But you know what I mean." "Maybe you didn't hear, but that tennis racket said" "That you're not that super or amazing." "Yeah, I'm sure it's very frustrating, but you can't let it get to you." "It's causing some really severe historical problems." "Pardon me." "Just marbling through." "Good day." "Marble?" "Prominent pool cue?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "!" "No!" "( distorted voice ) Upsetting the space-time continuum can cause unintended consequences, according to what I've observed in films and literature." "Kid!" "That ball's a regular hero." "Some ball help me." "Hurry!" "Ahem." "I'm the doctor around here." "Why don't you leave this to balls who are actually super and amazing?" "( laughter )" "Someone fetch my bag of ball-shaped leeches." "( growling )" "PENN:" "Boone?" "Sashi?" "You're alive!" "Yeah." "You saved us." "Wait, what?" "( balls laughing )" "They're all getting along?" "But how?" "By changing history." "Sometimes, unintended consequences bounce your way." "Very clever." "How did I get here?" "Thanks to your annoying nagging," "I overcame my insecurity, and instead of attacking a very condescending medicine ball," "I brought you back to the present, where we were able to fix you with modern medical technology." "Duct tape." "Hey, thanks for saving me." "You really are super." "And?" "Really?" "You also have to be amazing?" " Mm-hmm." " ( sighs )" "Would it be so horrible to say?" "I saved your life!" "You're welcome." "Oh, yeah?" "Who screwed up in the first place?" "You are so negative." "I feel sorry for you." "Okay, fine." "You are so super and amazing." "Ooh!" "♪ Now we're done with the time table ♪" "♪ The song's got no name ♪" "♪ Needs a label ♪" "♪ How about "Time Table"?" "♪" "Did you even study quantum physics?"