"There you are love Thank you" "Sugars on the table" "Give us a cup of tea, Glad" "One of these days Sid, you'll actually buy one" "And I'll drop dead of shock" " Buy one?" " Yes" "Free tea is one of the perks what goes with this job" "There 'Ow are you fixed for a quick touch?" " I beg your pardon?" " I'm talking about money" "I'm a bit glacier mint" "You're always skink Sid!" "I'm sorry!" "No" " Hello lads" " Hello Sid" "How are you, my old Japan?" " Japan?" " My old Japan" "Your rhyming slang meaning friend" "Not Japan!" "China, china plate - mate" "Jelly good" " I don't suppose any of you could..." " No Sid" " It's only till pay day" " No understand" " Sorry please" " It's alright" "Gladys, give us that pack of cards from under the counter" "I'll get some money somehow" "What are you going to do?" "A little game of find the lady" "Nobody might want to play" "They'll be enough to play when I give them the old come on" "Come on what?" " You know I've got a quid till pay day" " Yeah" "If I get somebody to win that, it can't stop!" "It never fails" "Now all I've got to do now is find a mug" " Coffee please" " Hello mug..." "Max" " Max, would you..." " No Sid" "No, no!" "I'm not trying to tap you" " I thought you might fancy a game of cards" " I don't like to gamble" "Don't be silly!" "It's just a bit of fun!" "Come and sid down!" "Enjoy yourself" "This is called Find the Lady!" "The lady is a queen!" "Now there's a queen and there's the other 2 cards" "What I do is I shuffle them about" "And the object is to see if my eyes could deceive your eyes" "The quickness of my hands deceive your eyes" " Where is it?" " There" "Oh you're right!" "Very good!" "You have good sharp eyes, haven't you?" "Sure I have" "You would have another go!" "Yes?" " Where is it?" " This one" "Twice on the turn!" "You are very very good, aren't you?" " Pretty smart, eh?" " No one's ever beaten me twice" "I'll tell you what!" "If we had any money, you'd have one two quids now" " Two quids?" " Yeah" " Do you want to try again?" " Hockay" " Only this time, I bet a pound" " I thought you said you don't play" "My father he teach me two rules of gambling" "First rule, always bet on a certainty" " You want this pound?" " Yes, there's nothing wrong with that" "Why not?" "Now there's the queen!" "There's the cards!" " Where is it?" " This is the lady" "Three times on the trot!" "That's fantastic!" "I like this game Sid" " Do you like it?" " Yes" " Good!" "Double or Quits?" " Quits" "What?" " I dont want to play anymore" " But you can't do that" "The second rule my father tell me!" "Always quits when you're winning" "Good evening please" "Ah Ranjeet!" "You're late!" "I thought you weren't coming!" "You missed first half of the session" "A thousand apologies but I am falling asleep on the underground tube" "I am going right past my getting off stop" " And not waking up until Cockiefosters" " Cockiefosters?" " Perhaps you're working too hard" " I am working three times too hard" "What do you mean?" " Perhaps you're working too hard" " I am working three times too hard" "What do you mean?" "Well my properjob is working on the underground railway tube" "And I'm working the early morning shaft" " I think you mean shift" " That is correct" "I am working from six o'clock morning time until two o'clock afternoon time" "Then I'm doing otherjob for garage" "Pumping the petrol until six o'clock evening time" "Even allowing for the time you spend here" "You could still have eight hours sleep" "Oh no, when I am leaving here," "I am working in public house until after the midnight" "I think you're overdoing it Ranjeet" "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" "This Jack, is he having three jobs also?" "It's just a saying!" "Why are you working so hard?" "I'm saving up for the airplane" " You want to buy an airplane?" " No, no" "Just a ticket, to Punjab" "You're not leaving us, are you?" "Only for one weekend" "My mother is being sixty years old this week" "So I am giving her the big surprise of myself" "I am now having the money for the airplane ticket" "Two hundred and thirty English pounds" "That's a lot of money to carry about Ranjeet" "You could get mugged on your way home" "You are speaking absolute wisdom" " Here, you keep for me" " Me?" "Most definitely, then if I am being mugged" "The mugger man will not find money" " It's too big a responsibility" " Please" "You keep for me until tomorrow" " Then I buy ticket" " Very well" "Thousand thank you" "Right!" "Come along everyone!" "We have a lot of work to do" "Quickly now!" "Go on" "Right!" "Now, for the rest of this evening, we're going to have a debate" "Can anyone tell me what the word debate means" "And I don't want to hear anybody say debate is what you put on the fishing line" "Can anybody tell me what a debate is?" "Come along!" "Su Lee, what is parliament noted for?" "Collupt poriticians making unjust raws to oppless working crasses" "Agreed!" "We call that debating" "Quite simply it means to discuss or dispute a given subject" "That is what we are going to do" "Do you understand what we are talking about Zoltan?" "No understand" "We're going to have a debate - an argument" " Fight?" " No, no" "Not with fists, with mouth" " Kiss" " No, with words" "Just do your best to follow us" "Now the first thing we're going to do!" "We're going to need somebody to chair the debate" " I'm good at that - Have you done it before?" "Sure, every Saturday, I go to chair my football team" "I'm talking about chair, not cheer" " Scusi" " Right" "I shall be the Chairman" " Now what subject shall we debate?" " Girls" "Girls is not a subject" "Subjects for debates are in the form of questions" "For example, should men and women have equal pay for equal work?" "Should capital punishment be brought back?" "Should Enoch Powell be deported?" "Thats the general idea" "For our debate, I think we'll take the subject of Television" "Is Television a good or bad influence on the community?" "Now we need two proposers and two opposers" "In other words, two to speak for good and two for bad" " How about you Juan?" " Por favore" " Good or bad?" " Sometimes I'm good" "Sometimes I'm bad" "Not talking about you personally Juan!" "Do you think television is good?" "Sometimes good, sometimes bad" "Make your mind up Juan" "In a debate, you can't sit on the fence" "Not sitting on fence!" "Sitting on chair" "Look forget I asked you" " What you ask me?" " Forget it" "How can I forget if I don't remember" " Never mind" " Alright" " Taro you can be the 1st proposer" " Ah so" "Now we need a lady, Jamila!" "You can be the 2nd proposer" "Now two opposers" " Ali, How about you?" " Yes please" "And Danielle" " Am I good or bad?" " Bad" "I like being bad!" "Because when I am bad, I'm very good" "Just remember, we're talking about television" "Now, pay attention everyone" "Taro will speak first with the proposition that television is good for the community" " Go ahead Taro" " Ah so" "Television is very goodo for everyone" "More people watcho, more people buyo" "And Japan make besto television" "Japan make besto everything" " Cars, cameras, radios..." " Thank you Taro" "Remember you're speaking about television not doing a commercial for Japan" "Ah so" "Television is goodo for teaching" "I learn many English words fromo television" "Like 'what a gay day'" "And 'Don't forget fruito gums mum'" "Thank you Taro" "Danielle, would you please present your case against television" "Oui" "I think television is very bad" "Because it makes people stay up at night" "Instead of going to bed to make love" "Not everybody wants to go to bed to make love" "That's right!" "Sometimes, it's much better to make love outside" "In Sweden, we make love everywhere" "I think we're getting..." "You do that?" "Getting off the subject!" "Now, come along!" "Make love much better proposition than television" "Stick to the point please Danielle" "I think television is very bad for the eyes" "Yes and also bad for the legs" " Legs?" " Si" "My brother Miguel, he had bad legs from his television" "Juan, how can your brother have bad legs from his television?" "He dropped it on his foot" "I shouldn't have asked" "Carry on Danielle" "I cannot sink of anymore to say after this" "Jamila, would you like to present your case for the good of television?" "I like very much television" "The television makes people happy with many good programs" "Like Carnation Street" " Coronation Street" " Yes" "Last week, I am watching This Week" "How can you be watching this week last week?" "This Week is the name of a programme, Ranjeet" "A thousand apologies" "And also, television is for free" " You have to buy the licence" " What licence?" " Haven't you got a television licence?" " No, no need licence" " I'm sorry Jamila but you do" " No" "Look Jamila, it's an offence not to have a license" "If the detector van comes round you could be heavily fined" " No" " Don't argue Jamila!" "It's the law If the detector van comes round you could be heavily fined" " No" " Don't argue Jamila!" "It's the law" " Not for me" " Why not for you?" "No have television set" "Watch next door!" "They have licence" "Thank you Jamila" " Ali, your turn" " Jolly good" "I am thinking television is very bad" "Because it is showing too much of the violence" " A good point" " Thank you" "Last night, I am seeing somebody being drowned, then shot" "And then having their heads chopped off" "What was that?" "The Professionals or Starsky and Hutch?" "Tom and Jerry" "Excuse Mr. Brown, can you spare me a moment?" "Just a minute Miss Courtney" "We're running in the middle of an interesting debate" " Could you waitjust a minute please?" " Certainly not" " Very well!" "Giovanni, out here" " Certainly sir" " Would you take the chair?" " Sure" " No I mean will you chair the debate" " Scusi" "Let Ali finish, then throw it open!" "Give everybody a say then take a vote" "If I'm still not back by then, you can dismiss the class and go home" "Hokey" "Okay, you heard what Professori said" "Ali's to finish" "We have a talk, we have a vote" " Then we go home, ok?" " Alright" " You finished Ali?" " No I haven't" " I was..." " You finished" "Anybody wanna talk?" "Ok, we take a vote" "Everybody thinks Tv's okay, put up hands" "Everybody who think Tv's not ok, put up the hands" "We call it a draw!" "Class dismissed" "Going somewhere?" "Would you care for a drink Miss Courtney?" "No thank you Mr. Brown" "I want to get to the Post Office to catch the last post" "I wonder if you'd post a letter for me" " Yeah certainly" " Good" "This is the one" " Good night Mr. Brown" " Good night" " Another day done, Sid" " Worse luck" " I'm always glad to get home" " You wouldn't be if you lived with my missus" " Oh hello" " What's the matter?" "Here!" "It's full of bees and honey" " I wonder whose it is" " I know whose it is now" "Don't you think you ought to take it into the police station?" "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's finders keepers!" "Oh Sid!" "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's finders keepers!" "Oh Sid!" "Enter!" "Mr. Brown" " Hush" " Don't you shush me" "Miss Courtney, I'm in terrible trouble" "You certainly are!" "You're ten minutes late!" "Miss Courtney, I'm in terrible trouble" "You certainly are!" "You're ten minutes late!" "Worse than that!" "I lost 230 pounds that Ranjeet gave me to look after" " How on earth did you manage to do that?" " I have no idea" "It must have fallen out of my pocket!" "I've looked everywhere" "I went to the police to ask if anyone had handed it in" "They just laughed" " What am I gonna tell Ranjeet?" " The truth Mr. Brown" "You'd better do it in private" "You can use my office!" "I'll send him to you" "I suppose the direct approach would be best" "Ranjeet, I've lost your money" "No, that's too harsh!" "I should soften the blow a bit" "Ranjeet, come in" "Have a seat!" "Would you like a cup of tea?" "Ranjeet, I have something to tell you" " Are you sitting comfortably?" " No, I'm standing up" "Ah Ranjeet, come here and sit down" "Have a cup of tea" " There isn't any tea" " I'll go and get you a cup" "Miss Courtney said you have something to tell me" "Yes Ranjeet, I am human, you are human" "And human beings are fallible!" "I am fallible, you are fallible" "Oh no, I am Punjabi" "What I am trying to say Ranjeet is..." "I've lost your money" "Did you hear me?" "The money you saved to go and visit your mother!" "I've lost it" "Ranjeet" "I'm sorry Ranjeet" " Good evening" " Hello Sid" "You look as if you've lost a hundred quid and found ten p." "There's many a true word spoken in jest" "Come on!" "Cheer up" " Have a cigar" " No thanks Come on!" "Cheer up" " Have a cigar" " No thanks" " Things can't be that bad" " They're worse" "Look at me!" "Yesterday I hadn't got change for 1/2 p" "Today, I could lose a tenner and not notice" "You couldn't lend me two hundred and thirty pounds, could you?" "No chance" "That's all there was in the envelope" " What envelope?" " The envelope I found outside the school" " You thief" " What are you talking about?" "That was Ranjeet's money!" " You still got it?" " Yeah" "Why didn't you hand it in?" " Wait, what are you doing?" " Ranjeet, we found your money" "Praise to the Holy Guru" "I will be able to be visiting my mother" "Oh, she'd be so happy to be seeing me" "There's only one hundred and thirty pounds in here" "That's right" " Where's the other hundred?" " Here" " What is this?" " A betting slip" "I put in on Rainbows end on the 6:15 in the night race at Windsor 6:15!" "We can still make it lads!" "Come on everybody quickly!" "Quickly" "Mr. Brown, what is going on?" "We're just taking an early tea break in the betting shop" "6:15 at Windsor" "The horses are lining up for the start and they're off" "Come on Rainbows End" "And right away it's Ernies Boy in the lead" "Followed by Debs Delight, Golden Wonder and Skylark" "Then come Royal Peacock and Slimline" "Where is Rainbows End?" "And bringing up the rear is Rainbows End" "And that's the order at the bend" "With Debs Delight closing a little and Skylark now overtaking Golden Wonder" "Royal Peacock is dropping back" "And who's this coming through on the inside" " Rainbows End?" " Slimline" "And as they come into the straight" "It's still Ernie's Boy, Debs Delight and Skylark" "And here's Rainbows End making a run on the outside" "Come on Rainbows End" "And with four furlongs to go its Ernies Boy" "Debs Delight and Rainbows End now in third place" "Ernies Boy is pulling away slightly" "But Rainbows End has overtaken Debs Delight and is challenging strongly" "Two furlongs to go and Rainbows Ends is gaining on Ernies Boy" "They're neck and neck as they come to the post" "And at the finish it's Rainbows End by a nose" "How much are you winning?" "At five to two, that's two hundred and fifty quid" "Hundred for you and the rest for me At five to two, that's two hundred and fifty quid" "Hundred for you and the rest for me" "Come on!" "Let's go draw it" "One moment, there's a stewards inquiry" "The red flags gone up" "Oh blimey, it's a Russian horse" "Rainbows End's been disqualified for bumping and has lost" "We are losing and I won't be able to visit my mother" "Poor Ranjeet" "He was so much looking forward to seeing his mother" "He will see his mother" "But he was going to be catching plane on Saturday" "How can he be getting one Hundred pounds before then?" "We'll get it for him How can he be getting one Hundred pounds before then?" "We'll get it for him" "Even if we have to beg, borrow or steal it" "Yes, yes!" "Excuse please" "Thank you" "You want photograph!" "Very cheapo" "Three for one poundo" "You buy pretty violets for your pretty wife" " You want pretty violets for your pretty wife?" " No, thanks duckie" "Get your salami sandwiches here" "All made with French bread" "Shoeshiner!" "Shoe shine!" "Twenty p's" "Come on!" "Shoeshiner" "Come on young man!" "Have your fortune told!" "Madame Jamila will tell your fortune" "Have your fortune told by Madame Jamila Come on young man!" "Have your fortune told!" "Madame Jamila will tell your fortune" "Have your fortune told by Madame Jamila" "Please do cross my palms with fifty p." "Come on now!" "Where's the lady?" "That's not the lady, i'm telling you!" "That's the lady here" "I'll do one more for you to show you can be wrong" "You can't be wrong all the time" " Giant balloons, 25 p each - 25 p." "On balloon" "There's one for you" "Mr. Brown, please hold!" "Please hold" " Good evening Miss Courtney" " Good evening Mr. Brown" "I hear you managed to raise the money for Mr. Singhs fare" "Yes, he'll be at the airport now" "How is he going by plane or balloon?" " You heard about that!" " Yes" "If there haven't been someone on the roof to catch my legs" "Heaven knows where I'd be now If there haven't been someone on the roof to catch my legs" "Heaven knows where I'd be now" "Where you usually are Mr. Brown, with your head in the clouds" " Good evening class" " Good evening Mr. Brown" "Firstly, may I say thank you for all your efforts yesterday" "To help me raise the fare for Ranjeet" "No, no!" "It was a remarkable effort" "I wish I could say that for your homework" " I'm not happy with your answers - We are also not happy with the questions" "I got an idea" "You're not happy, we're not happy" "So if you not give us homework, we both be happy" "Silence" "Look, in the future, you will be given extra homework" "And I hope to see some improvement" "Some of you are simply not trying" "For example, Max" "The opposite of anti-meridian is not uncle-meridian but post-meridian" "What you're laughing about Giovanni" "Your answer to the question write a sentence using a metaphor was unbelievable" "But I did write a sentence using a metaphor" "Yes, last night I found my girlfriend in a metaphoradream" " Ali" " Yes please" "For your information, a polygon is a term used to describe figures with angles and sides and has nothing to do with the disappearing parrot" "Mr. Brown, Miss would like to have a word with you" "Ah, new pupil" "Would you like to sit over there?" "No sit!" "Look for Ranjeet" "Well I'm afraid he's not here!" "He's gone this weekend to visit his mother" "As a surprise for her birthday" "That is terrible" " Why, what's the matter?" " I am his mother" "I came over for my birthday to surprise Ranjeet" " Why, what's the matter?" " I am his mother" "I came over for my birthday to surprise Ranjeet" "You're his mother?"