"Now, Andy, I've got a special surprise for you." " Yeah, I know." " No, you don't know, it's a surprise." "Now, we haven't just come here to Blackpool today for a day out." "We're actually going to the theatre tonight to see your favourite TV show live on stage!" " GMTV?" " No, no, it's not GMTV." " Hill Street Blues?" " No, no, it's a comedy show." "ChuckleVision!" "Are we gonna see ChuckleVision?" " No, it's not ChuckleVision." " # Chuckle, ChuckleVision... #" "No, we're actually going to see Little Britain Live!" "Brilliant!" "I hope they do, "Suits you, sir!" "Suits you, sir! "" "Yes." "I wanna go on the big one." "Well, maybe you should finish your candyfloss first." " No, I wanna go on it now." " It'll blow away." "I'm willing to take that risk." "Are you sure you don't want me to hold that for you?" " Yeah." " So be it." "(Andy screams)" "Ohh, that was exhilarating, wasn't it?" "Borin'."