"How far would you go to find love?" "Oh!" "I don't know, it depends on the love." "Magical, beyond your wildest dreams?" "I would kill for that." "What if I told you, you didn't have to?" "Consider this, you are the source of the love that you want for your life." "It sounds too good to be true." "It's not." "Believe me when I tell you this." "That's what your book is about, isn't it?" "It's about getting over your past, creating the love that you want, putting that love in your future and then living into that future." "So what's in Matthew Taylor's future?" "I am putting dinner and dancing with the lovely you in my future." "I don't date guys from work." " Come on, it's not a date." " Oh, really?" "Then what is it?" "Let's find out." "Sorry!" "It's okay." "It usually goes away." "Matthew, can I talk to you?" "You're done." "Hey, bro." "We are ready for you, Mr. Taylor." "Okay." "Can you check this out?" " What's up?" "What am I looking at?" " Bestsellers list." " I thought we're ranked number 12." " We were, now we are 14." "I am sorry, Mr. Taylor, but we really need you right now." " Of course!" " Okay, just chill out!" "Listen man, we went from 11 to 14, that's not the direction we need to go to get to number one." "These local talk show crazies ain't cutting it for us." "Then why are we doing a local circuit?" "Because that's all we've got!" "I am terribly sorry, but if we don't get going they are..." " They are going to..." " Okay, they are going to just chill out." "We have to get your face and our message on a national show, period." "Is there a reason you are telling me this right before I do an interview?" "Yes, because I need you to consider this..." "For the love of God, please!" "Will you just..." "Will you just come with me please, just do me this solid." "You have to go, she is losing it!" "Listen man, do your thing, man, go get them, champ." "Okay." "You need a Percocet." "Something in your life to calm your ass down, be careful with her." "Be careful." "Get right to the stage." "Please welcome my next guest, Matthew Taylor!" " Look at you." " Look at you, Ms. Raquel." " You look beautiful as always." " And you look hotter every time I see you." "I am just saying." "I think I'll take that as a compliment." "You better because I don't say that to just everybody, just so you know that." "Okay, now I know." "Look at that face." "Hi!" "Sorry, I was on a very long phone call." "He's cute." "No, he's gorgeous." "It's been a pretty good week." "I mean, I have just been feeling good." "Nothing has happened or anything." "I just..." "I feel okay." "First time in a long time." "You know sometimes we can get locked into a certain mode of feeling and even if that mode isn't comfortable, like sadness or depression, it can become ingrained to the point where it becomes our new baseline." "That's a very normal part of the process." "Do you think there is a little of that going on with you maybe?" "No." "Honestly, I just think I'm over it." "What does that mean to you?" "It means that I am ready to put my divorce behind me and get on with my life." " I am ready to end therapy." " That's good, that's good." "That means we are starting to make real progress." "Starting?" "As I said to you in the beginning, therapy is marathon not a sprint." "Well, my insurance only pays for sprints, so, you know, I am going to wrap it up." "Okay, just open my calendar." " Wow!" " Oh, my God!" "You have a whole lot of energy." "I don't think I'll have to work out for a month." "I have a crazy idea." "What?" "I'm listening." "Let's spend all of tomorrow together." "I will make breakfast and we will pack a beach picnic and lay out." "Oh, let's catch up play or watch a double feature." "Oh, it will be amazing." "Unless you have plans." "Well," "I did." "I mean, I do." "I mean that's okay, right?" "Of course!" "I was just being silly." "It was sweet!" "I should go." " No!" "No!" " Yeah!" " I should." " You don't have to..." "I should go." "Uh, Lisette, you don't..." "You don't have to go, seriously." "I had a great time." "I will see myself out." "Ah, God!" "Did you at least take her to breakfast?" "T, it didn't even get that far." "You are a dog!" "Oh, come on, cut it out." "She ripped up out of here." " I wanted her to stay." " No, you didn't." "Look, I am never going to get in the way of a brother doing his thing, but a relationship guru should be in a relationship longer than a minute." "How about you just stick to doing your thing and I will stick to doing mine?" "Getting you prepped for a national TV tour is my thing." "People love controversy, Matthew, and they are going to start digging it up." "What do you want me to do?" "You want me to be in a relationship because you think it will be better for my image?" "Image is everything, don't forget that." " Stop!" " Stop what?" "Stop looking at me like that!" "What do you mean?" "That's what dads are supposed to do." "Yeah, you are totally right and everything, but, like, we are in public." "Oh. my bad!" "My bad!" "I wouldn't want to mess up your little cool points, sorry!" "Dad, you are so corny." " Oh, come on, that was funny." " Corny!" "I thought it was funny." "Hey, hey!" "Did you just stare down that boy?" "Seriously, I am 13, like 30% or whatever of 13-year-olds are having sex." "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Wait a minute!" "You better be on the right side of that 30%, young lady." "I was just kidding." "It's more like 10%." "And yes, I am an angel." "Hurry up already!" "10%!" "Oh, no!" "No!" "Aleya!" " Aleya!" " That's crazy!" "Yeah, you can thank your Uncle Terry for this silly thing." "It's kind of cool." "Wait, what are we doing in here?" "You know what I look like already." "I want to get it for Mom." "Sweetheart, I don't know if that's such a good idea." "What if I told you, Mom and George are on the rocks and she might need to bounce back?" " Did they?" "I mean are they?" " No, but I know she and George are dying to read it." "Look here, sweetheart, if your mom wanted to read the book so bad, why didn't she just ask me for a copy?" "I don't know." "She wants you to have your privacy or whatever." "You should ask her yourself." "Hello?" "Whatever you're doing, drop it, and get over to Nine stat." "I can't." "Look, I know exactly what you're doing, okay?" "And your journey of self-discovery is going to be there when you get home." "Well, you go ahead and mock, but as the great G.l. Gurdjieff says," ""Without understanding the workings and functions of his machine," ""man cannot be free."" "Yes, and without a penis your vagina would soon turn to stone." "Very classy, Sarah." "Just get over here!" "I am not taking no for an answer." "She's hung up." "Dan 't get me wrong," "I just never got anything out of this life by sitting around introspecting myself." "The mind is an ugly place to dwell." "We all hear those voices in our heads." "What is this guy talking about?" "It's that same voice that's asking you right now, what the hell is this guy talking about?" "Well, see, the key is to get out of your head and get into action." "And my book The Bounce Back will help you do just that." "Oh, brother!" "How about this for action?" "Here is to Kristin and a rare night out among the single and sexually active." " Woo!" " Turn up!" "Oh, brother." "Cheers!" " One more!" " Ah!" " Again!" " Ah!" " Two more!" "I lied." " Ah!" " You're nothing today!" " Ah!" "Nobody!" "You've got Big Vlad." "That's me." "That's it." " Where's your head at?" " Ah!" "One minute!" "Get your mind right." "Yeah." "Get back to work!" "Why do you let him talk to you like that?" "I pay him a lot of money to talk to me like that." "He is creepy!" " You're going to stand up to him?" " I ain't afraid of him." "Oh, please!" "Unbelievable!" "Oh, come on T, don't sweat that national spotlight thing." "We'll get there." "The news cycle lasts minutes these days, either you're going viral or you're played out, simple as that." "What?" "I see you've got yourself an idea." "What?" "Spit it out!" " The George Addison Show." " Don't even go there T!" " I am serious." " Hey, what did I say?" "Hear me out." "We've got to crack the bestseller top 10." "He has a nationally syndicated talk show." "I mean, we keep slipping points, we can kiss getting to number one goodbye." "Plus, there's a relationship between you two." "Thanks, T, the irony is not lost on me." "I don't know what you mean by that, but we need this." "That's my family you're messing with." "What are you talking about?" "Listen, man," "Julie and Aleya look happier than ever." "They're not going to mind you, you know, working on George for a break." "What is wrong with you?" "Oh, man!" "You're not afraid of me, huh?" "You owe me some sits!" "Get in there!" "That's it!" "That's good!" "You must be an only child, huh?" "You're one ugly kid." "Let's go faster!" " Let's go!" " Okay!" "Matthew!" "Matthew." "Come on, dawg." "Why would you leave me in that gym with that crazy man?" " Terry, I've got to go, man." " Look!" "Hey!" "I am sorry." "I was out of line." "I was out of line, man." "Um, look, I know this Bacardi-sponsored pool party." "Boy, we could slide through there, get you a little hot girlfriend." "You know I am about to go do my seminar." "You really should come." "No, no, I'm cool, cool." "No, I have a perfectly healthy love life." "Please!" "No, you don't!" " How would you know?" " You're a grown man who has never been in love, that's how I know." "Look, man, bag yourself a girlfriend, dawg, a famous one would be nice." "Think about it." "Up and coming relationship guru comes into a love thing with a famous Hollywood actress." "It sounds good, don't it?" "Do it!" "It's been valuable." "I am not saying it hasn't." "I just don't know if this is for me." "I see!" "And why is that you think?" "No one ever got anything they really wanted in life sitting around introspecting themselves." "Sometimes you have to get out of your head and into action." "Matthew Taylor, the person that you're quoting, you're quoting Matthew Taylor." "No." "One can only introspect oneself, that's what the word means." "So saying introspect oneself is redundant and might suggest that Mr. Taylor doesn't know what he is talking about when he uses that word." "Yeah, but..." "Secondly, he is a life coach, i.e., he has no training of any kind in psychology or human behavior." "I took his seminar last weekend" " and it changed my life." " And it might seem like that right now, but in time, I assure you that you will realize that you wasted your money." ".Really?" "Yes!" " Yes!" " You should try it." "It might help you pull the stick out of your ass." "Oh, God!" "I blew that one!" " Get in!" " What is this thing?" "Remember that professional wrestler guy that I kind of dated and then..." "Oh, wait, hey, no, look, as far as you're concerned, it doesn't matter, this is your weekend chariot." "Yeah, she is right." "Here is how it's going down, we're going to go to your house." "You have exactly 15 minutes to pack a bag and then we are taking you away for the weekend." "No is not an acceptable answer." "No, we will not answer any questions, so don't even try." "Well, here..." "Here is for when your asshole gets too tight for its own good." "Fine, I'll take them, but I won't take them." " Get in!" " Okay." " Ready?" " Yes." "We freak in my jeep" "Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo" "You could travel the world" "But nothing comes close" "To the golden coast" "Once you party with us" "You'll be falling in love" "Oooooh?" "Oh Oooooh?" "California girls" "We're unforgettable" "Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top" "Sun-kissed skin" "So hot we'll melt your my jeep" " Hey!" " Hi!" " I am ready for the Gas Lamp." " Oh!" "Yes, but first, we're going to do a little personal enrichment." " What are you talking about?" " Yeah." " Where are we going?" " You'll see." "It's going to be really exciting." "You're going to love it." "Thank you, ladies." "Now, the man you've all been waiting for." "That guy." "He is gorgeous." "Hello, ladies." "My name is Matthew Taylor and this is The Bounce Back!" "What we're going to do this weekend is delve into the strategies in creating the kind of love that you want for your life." "Oh, no!" "No way!" "This is not happening, girls." " Hey, wait, you need to be open to this." " How many of you are here because you've had your heart broken recently?" "That's original." "Okay." "Do me a favor, keep your hands up until I ask you to put them down, okay?" "If you've had your heart broken in the last week, go ahead and put your hands down." "In the last month, if you've had your heart broken in the last month, go ahead and put your hands down." " Six months?" " Really?" "How about the last two years?" "Three years?" "Five years?" " Keep it up." " I don't want to keep it up!" "Six years?" "Miss?" "Miss?" "Miss?" " Would you mind stepping up to the mike?" " Oh, no, no, I am good." "What's your name?" "Kristin Peralto." "Kristin." "So how long has it been, Kristin?" "It has been six and a half years." "Oh!" "Ooh!" "Okay, okay, it's all good." "It's nothing to be ashamed of." "All of us here know how hard it is to get over a relationship." "Kristin, if you would humor me, step up to the mic so everybody can hear you?" "I'm good." "I'm good." "I'm good." "I'm really good." "I'm good, I'm good." "How many of you have heard the old saying about how long it takes to get over a relationship?" "Oh, half as long as you were in it." "There it is, that's the one I was looking for, half as long as you were in it." "How many of you actually agree with that theory?" "Would you like to know how long it really takes?" "Yes." "Exactly as long as you want it to." "So, Kristin, getting over a relationship takes exactly as long as you want it to." "Yeah, if it were that easy." " What do you do for a living?" " I am a therapist." "So you are trained to dissect the past, to really dig into it, sift through it in great detail, am I right?" "If you insist on grossly oversimplifying it, sure." "How is that working out for you?" "I've heard your spiel and it sounds marvelous, who wouldn't want to get over a painful breakup instantly?" "You don't." "People grow real attached to their pain." "It becomes a constant story that they play back over and over again." "They tell their friends, their coworkers, their relatives, just wonk, wonk, wonk..." "And your friends listen to the story and then they regurgitate it right back." "Now. why?" "Well, it's because this story gives you a payoff." "You don't have to face the things that you know that you should, like going to the gym." "Allowing yourself to feel vulnerable with a man, or in your case, Kristin," "standing here and listening to me right now." "The problem with therapy is even once you finally understand your pain," "it doesn't really help you let it go." "You..." "You can't just will yourself to not feel pain." " Consider that it's possible." " It's not." "It's not possible." "It's not." " Would you at least consider it?" " No." " Have..." "Have any of you tried it?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "I am sure you have, a million times." "I know I have." "I wake up in the morning and I think, hey," "I am feeling better and then I go on a bad date." "I go home." "I watch Ice Loves Coca and I burst into tears." "Why?" "I have no idea why." "The mind is a complete freaking mystery, which is why there are highly trained professionals whose job it is to help." "Quick fixes like yours are always a scam, whether it's a pill, a book, or a seminar." "Wow!" "I'm sorry." "Settle down." "Settle down." "I actually agree with Kristin to some extent, but this seminar is not a quick fix." "What we're going to do over the next two days is give you the tools to get over it and stay over it." "Oh, my God!" "What was that?" "I'm embarrassed." "I sounded like a bitter old hag, didn't I?" "Totally!" "But in a Kristin kind of way." " Right!" " Yeah." "It was good." "No, look, I am sorry, you guys were trying to do something nice and I ruined it." "No, no, no, you just gave us a story that we are going to be able to tell for years to come, okay?" "This is just totally worth the price of admission." "Yeah, because I paid." "Really you guys aren't mad?" "Hell no!" "Chicks before dicks." "Let's get out of here." "No, no, no, I don't want you to miss the rest." "Oh, come on, I don't want to break this up." "Yeah, yeah." "Gas Lamp, bitches." "Gas Lamp, bitches." "Come on!" " Gas Lamp, bitches." " Gas Lamp, bitches." "Let's go!" " Just do it, it will make you feel better." " Gas Lamp, bitches." " Yes!" " Yeah!" "I know it's going to be fun." "Oh, oh, sex bomb, 3 o'clock." "Would you excuse me for just a moment?" "Ladies!" "Ladies!" "You're not leaving, are you?" "I am sorry, but this just isn't our thing." "It's not exactly Ice Loves Coco." "Yeah." "That's right." "Well, I'd be more than happy to refund your money." "No, keep it." "We're going to go to the Gas Lamp to deal with our problems the old-fashioned way." " That's right." " She means drinking." "Yeah." "I think he gets it." "Well, good luck with that!" " I am sorry you're not staying." " Thanks." "Bye." "I am really sorry about what happened over there." "Hey!" "So who read the book?" " He was staring at your ass so hard!" " Oh, please!" "No!" "No, he looks at every woman like that." "Believe me, I know that kind of guy." "Okay." "Really, what do you think of Matthew Taylor?" "He is hot." "I will give him that, but that's exactly my point." "If he looked like Dr. Phil, he wouldn't have a gaggle of fawning bimbos hanging on his every word." "Yeah, but that's just the way the world works." "That doesn't make it right." "Well, it doesn't make it wrong either." "I mean, you are doing the same thing as these bimbos, you're judging the book by its cover." "Is this a book about relationships or a swimsuit calendar?" "Does anyone really care?" "You guys are hopeless." "No!" "We are celebrating." "Hold on!" "This could be a client." "Hello?" "Yes." "When?" "Uh-oh!" "He is honking for you." "You better hurry." " Love you, babe." " Love you." "Move your butt, slowpoke." "Dad, you really need to get a girlfriend." "Excuse you?" "And why is that?" "I don't know, even out the scores." "Mom has George." "You should meet him." "Aleya, why would I want to meet George?" "He is a nice guy, you would like him." " You like him a lot, huh?" " Yeah, he is good for Mom." "Sorry." "Does that make you feel bad?" "It's complicated, sweetheart." "I've heard that one before." "I promise you will understand when you get older." "Oh, my God!" "Now I have really heard that one before." "Okay!" "You know what, can you stay a little girl just a little while longer, please?" "You are such a busybody." "Wow!" " Speedy!" "What's the rush?" " No rush, I just don't want to miss him." "Miss him?" "Him who?" "Come on, Dad." "Come on, Dad, nothing." "Miss who?" "Hey!" "Who is him?" "Nice, man!" "I see you out there." "Keep that up." "Maybe I can show you a thing or two." "Aleya!" "Hey!" "Oh, hey!" "What's up?" "You know, the same old shit." "Is that your dad?" "Uh, yeah." "Oh!" "Cool!" "Hello." "I'm Jeff." "Nice to meet you, Jeff." "Uh, you wanted to go to the Gap, right?" "Hmm?" "Oh, right, right, the Gap." "Yeah, Gap." "Dad needs some new V-necks." "Okay." "I will meet you over there in a couple of minutes." "Okay." "Well, it was nice to meet you, Jeff." "Hmm?" "Yeah?" "No?" "Okay." "I am sorry about that." "It's cool." "T, how did we get two segments?" "Hey." "Don't worry about that." "We are on our way." "You just make sure you go out there and you don't screw this up." "Thanks!" "I appreciate the pep talk." "Live Night is a great look for us, but this Lindsay McCormick chick is unpredictable." "But her show is national." "That means you've got to be ready for anything, man!" "Like what, man?" "What, a paternity test?" "Come on!" "It's not a joke, okay." "You've got two segments." "I need you to nail both of them." "Okay?" "Show them that we are good television." "Who is them?" "The powers that be, the audience, the world!" "Oh, T, T, T, you know, you are being paranoid." "Everything is going to be fine." "I am going to walk out there and I am going to do my thing." "And what happens when I do my thing?" "It never fails." "Yeah, but what if she says, "Why isn't the relationship expert in a relationship?"" "Uh?" "Yeah, fix your face." "You better get me one of these chairs for my birthday, seriously." "There is like three Thai ladies in here." "Ah!" "I am Lindsay McCormick, and this is Live Night!" "We are back with Matthew Taylor, author of The Bounce Back." " Matthew!" " Hey!" "Talk to me girl." "I loved your book." "There is really no other way to say that." "But reading it was like a relationship bitch slap." " What inspired this book, a broken heart?" " Yeah..." "Oh, yeah." "I was in a 10-year marriage that just went wrong." "What I'd like to say, and I say it in The Bounce Back, is to consider that the past doesn't exist." "See, what I focused on is creating new possibilities for your future and how you can live into that future." "It took me a while to hone that thoroughbred that you see right there." " Is that right?" " Damn straight!" "It's kind of like the man behind the man situation, you know me, I am Terry Jackson." "I know who you are." "I booked you for the show." "Oh!" "I thought Jerry booked us for the show." "He did, he works for me." "Oh, okay." " Anyone?" " Confident." "Confident, okay." "How about over here?" "I didn't see you down at the seminar." "Oh, well, you should have told me you were coming to the seminar," "I would have set things up for you, baby." "You know, got your full access passes and everything." "Yeah, I would like to do my own research though, thank you." "How many had a vision of someone?" "Now, I am not saying that you are or you are not going to end up with this man, but..." "An idea when flamed might just catch fire." "And to catch that kind of fire, you all need to go out and buy a copy of The Bounce Back." "Okay, we like to look at all sides here on Live Night, so let's bring out our next guest." "She is a licensed clinical psychologist," "Kristin Peralto." "Come on down, girl!" "So what's going on?" "The same thing that went down at the seminar." "Kristin, you specialize in love and relationships." "Wait a minute!" "You don't agree with Matthew's assertions." "No, I don't." "Mr. Taylor and people of his ilk are charlatans." "Oh!" "Meaning they have very good intuition about what makes people tick, about what people want to hear, and what's going to make people feel better about themselves, at least temporarily." "And what's so wrong with that?" "Well, self-help gurus like you sell a magical elixir that's going to lead to lifelong happiness without any work or sacrifice and that's a sham." "It's just not possible." "And the only reason people are willing to believe you is because they are vulnerable." "What the hell are you up to?" "Just what she said, presenting both sides of the argument." "No, no, no, no, argument, no one is having an argument with nobody." "Trust me." "I just did you a big favor." "No, you trust me, I'm going to talk to your boss and this is not the last time you will see me, trust me." "See, when I was in therapy, the conversation was always about the process, the road you're going to have to endure and how you have to grieve in order to move forward, but see my book The Bounce Back isn't about grieving," "it's about creating." "That's because you're unwilling to face uncomfortable truths." "Well, here is the truth, as I know it." "I have tried it your way, it just didn't work for me, so I developed my own way, maybe you should give it a try as a professional courtesy." "If you are implying that we're in the same profession, we are not." "My job as a therapist is to increase the individual sense of well-being, not to fill their heads with fantasies about the rippling abs in their future that's what E.L James is for." "All right, well that's the perfect place to cut this off." "Thank you Matthew Taylor and Kristin Peralto, and we will see you guys tomorrow." "So, where's the other guy?" "He didn't seem too happy." "He wasn't." "They told me to let you have it." "Don't think I got that memo." "Look, that really sucked." "Um, I am not a bad person really." "Can I buy you a coffee?" "Truce?" "Let's make it a drink." "Yeah, we can get a drink." "When in Home, huh?" "I highly doubt the Romans drank that." "Is that what you studied at, uh, hmm..." "What's that school you went to again, that school?" "Subtle." "Sports Science at Georgetown and then Law at UCLA," "I was on track to be a sports agent." "So you were a jock in college?" "Says the drama student." "Drama is very therapeutic." "Thank you!" "And how do you know I was in drama?" "Psychic abilities." "Just because you have a voice in your head doesn't make you a psychic." "Do you ever wonder why that voice in your head is usually very negative?" "Well, there is never a single reason why." "There's always some underlying personal Night is at work." "Okay." "What if you could control that voice?" "You can't control your subconscious." "That is true, but you can choose to listen to it when it's good and ignore it when it's bad." "Okay." "How?" " You really want to know?" " Yeah." " I don't think you mean it." " No, I do." " No, you don't." " Don't tell me what I mean." "I actually want to know how." "It would be very helpful for me to ignore the voice in my head." "You are terrible!" " Just read it." " Never!" " That hurts!" " Good!" "If I am bored out of my mind, I'll consider." "You have really beautiful eyes, you know that?" "Sorry!" "Hello!" "What the hell is this?" "An apology drink." "Apology" " Really?" " You're crazy, Matthew!" "That's crazy, I guess." "I don't know, should I?" "Producers at The Chat just called." " Are you serious?" " Yup!" "That's a good thing, right?" " They want the two of you." " They do?" "Why not?" "I'll tell you why not, message confusion." "We have a brand." "We can't be out here presenting it and let Ms. Fire-Breather try and burn it down." " She is right there." " I don't care!" "Hey, are you guys doing this?" "It's kind of a big deal, right?" "No, we're not doing it." "Um, they're not doing it." " How come?" " Because we don't like you." "Okay." " He doesn't mean that like..." " Yes, I do!" "Don't lie." "No, I don't." "Did you hear that?" "Hold on!" "Ah!" "Hello!" "No, we're not doing it." "I know who you are..." "Why?" "Because we don't know who she is, do you?" "Does she have any lawsuits out there for malpractice?" "She is a therapist, not an MD." "Look, we have the best-selling book in the country." "Yes, and she is just a venom-spewing hatemonger trying to tap my client's celebrity status." "Excuse me?" "Nobody is tapping anybody." "He is just talking." " You heard me." " Why don't you tell those D-list pop psychologists that I took it easy on them, and if they ever have the balls to face me again," "I will expose their fortune cookie theories and the napkin they thought it all up on." "Okay, guys, seriously." " Fortune cookie?" " Fortune cookie!" "You know what, your talk show days are over anyway, Ms. Lady!" " Great!" "Wonderful!" " Fantastic!" "I can't believe I spent $35 on two stupid drinks." " I'll take care of it." " Don't you dare!" "Oh, we dare!" "We dare!" " You get off!" "You get off it!" " Let go!" "We dare the most!" "All right." "Get out of here as quickly as possible." "You are a true gentleman!" "Oh, you've got your credit card on you?" "I'll pay you back." "You know I am good." "Come on, man." "Stop playing." "I got it!" "I got..." ""How To Grow Your Business Today"?" "Stupid!" "Really?" "Not so cute anymore, huh, Matthew Taylor." "Bounce back from this!" "Hi." "Um..." "We know each other." "It's a really long story." "I'll get this." "Hey, there." "Hey, Julie." "She is going to be a few." "Do you want to come inside for a minute?" "Oh!" "I'm fine." "Thanks." "I'm okay." "George and I started reading The Bounce Back." "Matthew, it's really great!" "I can see why you're having so much success with it." "You know, you should really talk to him." "I think that you..." "Oh!" "No." "I'm fine." "It's okay, but thank you though." "Well, I just wanted you to know that you are always welcome." "Thank you." "Bye!" "Take care." " Hey, babe!" " Hi!" "Have fun, okay?" " Love you." " I love you too." "Hey, short stuff." "Hi, Dad." "Here, give me that." "Are you ready?" "I need a favor." "Uh-oh!" " Hey." " What's up?" "What's up, man?" " What are you doing?" " I'm drinking, man, I'm drinking." "That's what I'm doing." "I'm getting my drink on." "Come on, Terry." "It was great television, let it go." "Look, I'm sorry, man." "I'm just emotional right now." "You do know it's still daytime , you might want to slow that down." "Oh!" "Look, when we started, we had a vision, you and me." "You are Durant, I am Westbrook, right?" "Yeah, and we still are." " I just feel like I let you down." " Terry, what are you talking about?" "The producers of Entertainment Tonight called today." "Okay." "And?" "They want you in the show." "You know, how this thing works, you know, nothing gets a crowd like a crowd, you get ET, the next thing you know, Love Nation is calling." "That is great news!" "What is the problem?" "They want you on the show, with her." "It's not funny, man." "What's so funny?" "All right." "So just call her and apologize." " It's not that simple." " She wouldn't take your call?" "Did Kristin said she wouldn't talk to me?" "That woman is not talking to either of us, even if we pay her, because I tried that." "I thought you just said she wouldn't take your call." "I emailed her, hit her on Facebook." "I liked all her pictures on Instagram, nothing." "Hit her on Pinterest, Linkedln." "I went to every Starbucks that a chick would hang out, because every chick hangs out at Starbucks for the free Wi-Fi." "She wasn't there either." "I can't do anything else, Matthew." "I mean, I don't even know where her mother lives." "I don't know her family like that." "I mean, I don't know what else I could do." "I mean, does she have a blog?" "Matthew Right." "Communicate, associate, empathize..." " This is a good book." " You need to leave." "I have an appointment." "With me." "You have an appointment with me." "Mr. Right." "I get it, ha-ha, very funny." " Can you just give me five minutes?" " I don't think that's a good idea." "You're a therapist, right?" "I'm a patient in need." "Just five minutes." "You're paying for 50, put the book down." "I'm listening." "Terry was wrong and foolish." "He just..." "He gets very protective, but frankly, sometimes he's got his foot stuck so far up his..." "Turn around please." "I am here to ask you to do the show with us." "Give me one good reason." "I'll give you millions." "That's how many people watch Entertainment Tonight." "Come on, imagine the opportunity to help all those people!" "People aren't helped one iota by mass market sound bites." "The appearance fees can be kind of nice." "Helping people also isn't about making money." "Look," "I am going on television with or without you, and me and my mass market sound bites are all they're going to hear." "Why do you care so much if I come?" "People deserve a balanced perspective, and I like you." "Excuse me?" "I do." "I enjoy talking to you and enjoy being around you." "I want to do the show with you because I think it would be good for us, and I think it would be good for you, and..." "I can't stop looking at your eyes." "Really?" "If someone is going to rip me to shreds on national television," "I'd like it to be you." "Say yes." "The best-selling book bouncing across the country and two celebrity experts, with two very different opinions, we're going to be speaking with Matthew Taylor and Kristin Peralto right after this, the team behind The Bounce Back." " Cut!" " I know, do it again." "Okay." "The best-selling book bouncing across the country..." " What?" " Yeah, right." " Now she is a part of the team?" " Terry!" "How did you get her to do it anyway?" "Did you hit it?" " No." " Did you get up in them jeans?" "No, come on, man, stop!" " Look at me." " I am looking right at you." "Now, stop, Terry, no." "Man!" "I am sorry about that." "He is, uh..." "He is just really nervous about this press tour." "You know I am going to rip you apart, right?" "Bring it." "Welcome to Entertainment Tonight!" "Lam Rocsi Diaz, and today, we're talking to Matthew Taylor about his controversial new book." "That is a very dangerous perspective if you don't take into consideration..." "What the hell is she talking about?" "First of all, she called him a charlatan on TV, dawg." "I need to talk to my client." "Hey, hey, hey, okay." "That's not realistic." "She calls my philosophy a scam, I call it a belief." "The payoff can't be achieved through a magical elixir." "Stop it." "I am going to take as much as I feel like taking." "Oh, my God!" "I promise you, read the book." "You can't promise somebody a happy..." "I am all about living a happier life." "Today we're here with Matthew Taylor, the author of The Bounce Back." "Well, my book has sold millions of copies." "Well, I think that's because you're a very good-looking guy." "That's the first time she has actually given me a compliment." "Are you okay?" "No, no, no." "Peace." " No." " It's perfect." " No, this is terrible." " No." "How is that something that you could actually sell?" "Let's read the book together, okay." "Let's just try." "This is a train wreck right now." "Come on." "I know Kristin loves 40 questions, right?" "Come on!" "No." "Come on, admit it." " Come on!" "This is fun." " It's not." " Kristin, this is fun." " I am not having fun." "Stop it." "Just say it." " Fine, I am having fun." " Oh, there we go." "Hi." "Come to the window, why?" "Hey. you." "What's up?" "What are you doing here?" "I was kind of thinking we could go out, get a bite to eat." " Tonight?" " Yeah." "Go put something cute on, let's go." "Okay." "You look beautiful!" "You look ridiculous." "You're going to wanna put one on, trust me." "I have to say I'm impressed." "I am impressed with how open you've been to such a radically different point of view." "It says a lot about how much you believe in your methodology." "Oh." "Somebody's been reading my book." " No." " Oh!" "Come on now, tell the truth!" "I read the introduction." "And?" " Not terrible." " I will take it." "I will take it." "All right, here we go." "Thank you." "You're okay with this, right?" "For your information, I love ribs." "How did you find out about this place?" "An old friend introduced me to this joint." "Old flame more like it, I'll bet." "Ooh." "It was an old flame, wasn't it?" "It was my ex-wife actually." "Did she break your heart?" "Let's just say I lost my faith in love." " Don't tell me she wasn't faithful?" " No, no." "She woke up one morning and she decided she was absolutely sure she wasn't in love with me." "That sucks." "We must have said those three little words to each other like 1,000 times." "All of a sudden it was like it never happened." "How did that make you feel?" "I was consumed with it." "I didn't eat." "I didn't sleep." "I didn't do anything, until one day I said screw it, enough is enough." "I am not going to let love on me like that." "It's time for me to take control." "And that's where the concept of creating the love that I want for myself and my life came from." "There, doesn't that feel better?" "That's processing." "That's therapy." "Okay." "That was pretty good." "You got me, I'll give you that." "Tell me everything about your ex." "I would rather not." "Oh!" "Come on now, let's process together." "I have talked about it enough for one lifetime." "That is The Bounce Back." "Let's eat." "All right!" "Be careful." "That's amazing!" "That is sexy and way too cute." "So pretty!" " You like it?" " Yeah." "I think of it as my little oasis in the sea." "I like these lights." "That's my little angel, her name's Aleya." " She is beautiful." " Yeah." "I like her hair." "That little lady has saved me more times than I care to admit." "She is something else." "What are you thinking about?" " Nothing." " Come on." "I know something when I see something, spit it out." " Nothing." " Kristin?" " What?" " Don't think I didn't notice that you sidestepped that whole conversation about your ex." "God." "Do I have to?" "I was sure that it was going to last forever, just like my parents, almost 50 years and counting." "And I loved him more than anything and I was sure that he loved me but" "I was wrong." "I literally could not have been more wrong." "What happened?" "I am sure you can guess." "I'm sorry." "That image of him and that person it's, um," "it's printed in my brain." "It takes up a whole lot of space up there, doesn't it?" "And I am sure you are the guy who is just going to come and make it all go away?" "Do you want me to?" "Oh, okay, okay, I am sorry." "What?" "What?" "I have to go to the bathroom, just for a minute." " Okay." " Okay?" " Where is it?" " Right there." "Okay." " All right." "Are you sure you're okay?" " Yes." "Oh, wow." "Just calm down, just calm down, calm down." "Six years, this is a good thing, this is a good thing, you deserve this, you want this." "Disgusting." "Ugh." "It's show time." "Oh, wow." "I don't ever want to forget this moment." "You won't." " What's wrong?" " Mmm." "Nothing at all." "I feel amazing." "You look amazing." "What is so funny?" "Nothing, I just..." "I just feel..." "Phew." "Oh, my God, you smell so good." "You always smell so good." "It's one thing I've noticed about you, and your abs, especially your abs," "look at you." "You should be in a Bowflex commercial." "Okay." "Um." "What has gotten into you?" "Hopefully you in a few more minutes." "Okay." "Okay." "Hey, hey, hey, Kristin." " Kristin, hey, Kristin." " Yeah." "Look at me." "Are you on something?" "Sarah gave me some Bowflex Willys." "What kind of Bowflex Willys?" "Happy Bowflex Willys." "I feel so good." "Oh, my God!" "But not as good as you're about to make me feel." "Mmm-hmm." "It's been six years of celibacy and six years of celibacy can make a woman feel like stone, but I am not made of stone." " Hopefully one of us..." " Okay." "Oh, wow!" "Okay, hey, um," "I don't know if this is such a good idea." "Oh, my God!" "You're so strong." "Just grab me, just like really tight." "Tarzan meet Jane." "Wooh!" "Okay." "Hey, look at you." "Whoa, you okay?" "Okay, um, you know, maybe you should just lay down for a second, what do you think?" "No!" "I am not gonna lay down." "I am gonna take this bra." " Okay, hey, hey, hey." " What?" "I don't know if you should do that right now." "Come on, as soon as I get this off we're about to get to business." "Kristin?" "Kristin?" "Matthew?" " Morning." " Morning." "Thanks." "Did we?" "No." " Not even a little bit." " Hmm." "I slept on the couch." "Hmm." "Did you take some kind of medication or something?" "My girlfriend gave me a..." "Oh, my God." "I ruined it, didn't I?" "You called me Tarzan." "And you did quite the Jane impression." "I mean, it was sexy, I am not going to lie, but you were a little out of control, but it was definitely sexy." "Is there something I should know?" "Uh-uh." "I mean..." "I am not on drugs or anything, if that's what you mean." " Okay." " Uh-uh." "So then what, what is it then?" "Tell me about this," "I am sure there is a wonderful story behind it." "It represents my pride, protection." "What is it protecting?" "Me." "Was it too soon?" "No, too soon, why?" "It's a big deal." " Are you nervous?" " Hmm?" "No." "You don't have to be nervous at all." "Trust me, my little girl has been bugging me to get myself a girlfriend for as long as I can remember." "Really?" "She is gonna be ecstatic to meet you, don't worry about it." "Okay." "You are nervous." "Look at you." " I am." " That's cute." " Hey." " Hey." "Hey, you." "So, um, did you see Jeff today?" "Um, he went with his friends." "Anyway." "Well, Aleya." "Hi, Aleya!" "I am your dad's, uh, friend" " and I'm Kristin." " Kristin, right?" "I have seen you guys on TV together." "You have?" "Wow." "Okay, well, um, it's really nice to meet you." "So are you my dad's girlfriend?" "Oh, whoa, whoa, hey, hey Aleya!" "Seriously, if you like him please be his girlfriend, he needs one badly." "You know I am standing right here, I can hear you." "All right!" "Anyway, um, well, I was thinking we could all go get a little frozen yogurt or something." "Why don't you go get some frozen yogurt and, um, we'll go shopping and you can tell me all about your dad, and I'd love to hear all about Jeff," "I'll keep it between you and me." " Okay." " Yeah?" " Yeah." " Okay." "What is happening right now?" "We're going shopping." " Okay." " Bye!" "And then she got this skirt that has these studs on it." "It looks so good on her." "It better not be short, okay?" "It's not." "None of these short shorts, you hear me, young lady?" "It's all right." "Dad, I like her." "Don't mess this up." "Okay, you know what, get your little butt in the house." "Okay." "Hey, hey, hey." "Come on, let me help you out." "No, I got it." "I know you got it, but come on now!" "Oh, right, trying to impress the lady by being a gentleman!" "Maybe, but you're kind of messing up my game right now." "Okay." "I love you." "I love you too." "Hey, baby." "So that's Julie?" " Yeah." " She is pretty." "Let's get out of here." "Aleya is a wonderful young lady and a sassy little thing." "That she is." "Thank you for being so amazing with her today." "You done good, Mr. Dad." "What?" "What?" "What is that look?" "I think I'm falling for you." "Listen, I, um, just wanna say I'm sorry for that whole thing back there." "What thing?" "You mean me seeing Julie, or Julie seeing me?" "It just was unexpected." "Okay." "Why don't you go get some rest?" "I'll see you at the show tomorrow." "Is that okay?" "Good night." "Good night." "God." "Argh." "What do you want, Sam?" "I guess that means you're still mad at me?" "Yes, I am." "But you saved my name and number in your phone, so..." "Girl, please don't tell me you called to rub in the fact that I like you." "No, I didn't, um..." "Yeah, well..." "Well, damn!" "You might wanna pep it up, mamacita!" "We're on in 20." "Yeah." "You are so sweet!" " Hey." " Hey." "Everything okay?" "Yeah." "Ah, Matthew, put your number in there." "Oh, um..." "Oh, I am..." "I am sorry, are you two together?" "No, we're not." "For the show we're, you know, debating philosophies." "All right, we're back with Matthew Taylor, author of The Bounce Back, and Nina says, go out and get this book because we love this book." "Am I right, Love Nation?" "We love this book." "But Matthew, my next guest has a bone to pick with you." "Please welcome clinical psychologist, Dr. Kristin Peralto!" "Come on out Dr. Kristin!" "That's right, Dr. Kristin." "Welcome to Love Nation!" "Thank you so much for having me!" "Thank you for coming!" "So you have a beef with Matthew." "Yes, I do, Nina, because Mr. Taylor" "preys on weak-minded women." "He tells them what they want to hear in order to get them to expose themselves, and well, he just doesn't want to follow-through when push comes to shove." "Hmm, are you talking about his book or is this something personal?" "I think for people like Ms. Peralto," " a common..." " Excuse me, people like me?" "You mean, women who trust you, who you make feel special?" "And I am talking about the book," "I am talking about reading the book." "They feel as though your words are the most comforting thing imaginable and then this whole you thing, with your swagger and your self-confidence." " Nina, let me ask you a question..." " Mmm-hmm." "And this is for all of the women in the audience." "How is it that a relationship guru isn't in a relationship?" "Mmm." "Girl, you are going in for the kill, but, Matthew, I got to say, my brown sister has a point." "We'll see, in my book The Bounce Back," "I actually ask people to focus on the past..." "Oh, I am sorry, is that in the" ""I haven't really gotten over my ex-wife who woke up and said" ""she didn't love me anymore" chapter?" "Because I didn't read that." "Whoa!" "This is getting better than I thought." "She is a piece of work, isn't she?" "Are you still in love with your ex-wife?" "Well..." "I didn't see that one coming, Nina." "But the answer is, when my ex-wife woke up one day after ten years of marriage" "and told me that she didn't love me anymore," "I decided that I needed a new definition of love." "What is love?" "Is it a feeling, is it a commitment, a happily ever after pill?" "I would like to think it's a choice." "See, Nina, we choose people for who they are and who they aren't and we make that choice every single day that we are together." "So yes, Ms. Peralto," "I do love my ex-wife." "I don't think I will ever stop loving her, but she is not the woman that I choose to give my love to anymore." "See, I really believe that we have to stop thinking that love just happens." "That somehow, we are helpless and just along for the ride." "I honestly believe that we make that choice." "Wow." "That's how we do on Love Nation." "Well, I'd like to thank Matthew Taylor and Dr. Kristin Peralto for coming on Love Nation and having a passionate discussion about The Bounce Back." "And everyone in the studio audience is going home with a complimentary copy of The Bounce Back." "That has been our show today, and remember we are a nation of love." "Matthew, I need to talk to you." "We got good news, brother." "Good news!" "Come on, man." "What are we waiting for?" "Can we focus here?" "Can I get your mic?" " Here you go." " Thanks." "I know you slept with her, just tell me, don't deny it." " The mic is still live." " I can smell it." "Touch that dial and I will break your fingers." "What's going on?" " What's going on?" " You did it." "I knew you did it." "T, what's the good news?" "First of all I just wanna say that I should have had more faith in you because I thought it was over for us after that whole Live Night situation." "Phew!" "I saw your wheels turning, but I didn't know how you would go out and get her to do the show with us, you know what I am saying?" "But then you had the fire-breather in here, following you here like a little puppy." "Ah!" "That was masterful, bro." "And just to seal the deal, you sealed a deal." "You threw her right out of her game." "She was out there looking ridiculous." "So what are you getting at?" "Problem solved." "We just booked the Jason Kennedy Show." " What?" " Yeah, I told you, I am working for you, man." "What are we supposed to do about her?" "What do you mean, what we are going to do?" "I mean, come on, man!" "The monkey is off our back." "Oh, T, I don't know, man." "What exactly are you going to tell her?" "I got to talk to her, T, I got to." "Are you ser..." "Matthew!" "Excuse me." "What the hell was that?" "Uh, your microphone is still on." " Wait a minute, did she..." " She did." "I am gonna blow his seminar up online." "When I am finished with him, he is going to wish he never met you." "Big Momma is gonna take care of you." " Maybe that's him." " Don't do anything." " Don't." " I won't." "Kristin!" "Kristin!" "Kristin!" "Open up!" "I know you're home!" "I am not leaving here until you talk to me, Kristin!" "Hey, man." "Has it occurred to you, she might not be at home?" "Kristin!" "Kristin!" " Kristin!" " Stop it." "Stop saying Kristin." "Kristin, come on, I know you are home, open up!" " It's my neighbor." " Man." "Daryl." "Hi." "Um, why don't you just tell him that I'm not coming home tonight." "Okay." "She said she's not coming home, you are wasting your time." "Where is she?" "She doesn't wanna talk to you, you need to go home." "Look, I know she is here." "Kristin!" "Kristin!" "Please go home, Matthew!" "Listen to me, I can explain." "You are not explaining your way out of this one, okay," " you slimy, no good..." " Okay." "Self-help guru whatever you think you are." "Kristin, please." "I know, I know, it's not what I think," "I am sure that there is a perfectly good reason why you lied to me for a month and then sold me down the river as soon as something better came along." "I didn't lie to you." "So all that talk about, uh, wanting to bring balance to the tour, that wasn't a lie?" "I meant it when I said that, I meant it," "I really wanted you there with me." "Goodbye, Matthew!" "I agree." "Kick rocks." "Bye-bye." "I am not letting you go, I'm not losing you like this." "You used me." "What am I supposed to say, the past doesn't exist and move on?" "I am not like you, Matthew." "Love don't live here anymore, buddy." "Hello." "Wait a minute, what?" "Okay, hey." "Slow down, Julie, slow down, she is not with me." "Where is George?" "All right, I'll be right there, I will pick you up." "Okay, where would she be?" "Over there." "Hey, Julie, slow down, slow down." "Wait, I am gonna go up, you go down, we will circle back." "Are you going to kill me?" "I think your mom is going to kill you twice over." "Doesn't matter." "What happened?" "He didn't come." "Maybe he just got held up." "No." "He was here, he just didn't come over." "It was all a joke to him." "Look at you." "You are beautiful, you are smart, you are so sweet." "Aleya." "Love is the most beautiful thing that we can experience in this world." "And if you were lucky enough to feel this for that boy, nobody can ever take that away from you," "that's something special just for you." "And I promise you something, one day you are gonna meet someone who loves you back, just as much as you love him." "And when that happens," "it's magical." "I know, Dad." "Oh, you do?" "Uh-huh." "But it still hurts, and it totally sucks too." "So I think I'm just gonna keep crying until it stops hurting." "Thank you." "Hey." "I know you are upset, but you can't stay mad at me forever." "I am not mad at you." "Grateful." "Grateful?" "I read it, cover to cover, and you know what, you're right." "The only way to heal is to learn to accept that the past doesn't exist, and you got me to that point." "I am ready to create my future." "I know what I want," "and it isn't this." "It doesn't matter how hot we are for each other, we are too different and chemistry isn't enough." "I am sorry, Matthew, but, um, I have a busy schedule today, if you can believe it." "Oh, hey." "Matthew Taylor." "Yeah, I know." "I'm George." "I know." "It's nice to finally meet you." "Aleya, she raves about you." "Not as much as she raves about her daddy." "Come on in." "Who is at the door?" "Dad." "Hey, Julie." "HEY. baby girl." "Oh, what a nice surprise." "Your place, uh, it looks great." "It's all George's." "Um, he's got the touch." "Oh, don't embarrass me." "Hmm." "He's a meat lover." "He is nice, and you two are nice together." "Thank you." "George really likes you." "I am just happy you and I can finally be friends." "Yeah." "Julie," "you never loved me as much as I loved you, did you?" "I really wanted to." "I am sorry." "Don't be, don't be." "I think..." "I think I found somebody who does." " See you later." " Bye." "So I recognize this great hookup you giving me." "Hmm." "So what's the angle?" "Angle?" "I am just helping out some friend in the talent department." "Oh, so your being here today has nothing to do with me." "Oh, pure coincidence." "Do you think I am gonna believe that?" "I don't know what you are willing to believe." "You like me, don't you?" " Admit it!" " Everybody settle down and we are on in five, four, three, two..." "Welcome back." "My next guest is author and relationship expert" "Matthew Taylor." "His new book The Bounce Back is for anyone struggling to get back on their feet after the end of a relationship." " Nice to see you, man." " Well thanks for having me, Jason." "I am curious though, what do you hope people walk away with after reading The Bounce Back?" "What if I told you that you don't have to endure, overcome..." "See that's why the book is winning right there." "He is honest, he knows how to connect with people." "I would say I wanna know how your book can deliver all those promises." "Well, um..." "But then I read The Bounce Back, and I got to say, I get it, especially when you talk about the past." "Yeah, the past." "You know a lot of relationship..." "Don't look at me, he is your guy." "Gurus talk about the past and making peace with it, but you don't say that at all, you say the past doesn't exist." "But doesn't it, Jason?" "I mean, it's a great idea in principle." "Pretending like the past doesn't exist, it's not the same thing as completing it." "I don't think I read that in the book though." "That's because it's not in there, Jason." "I didn't know it when I wrote this book." "Oh." "Oh, my God." "No, no!" "Even though you might think that you are done with the past, it doesn't necessarily mean that the past has always done with you." "What are you trying to say exactly?" "I am full of crap." "What?" "I am sorry, I am sorry, I should not have laughed." " You..." " You guys..." "You guys are amazing." "You think so?" "My book The Bounce Back, it didn't help me get over my ex-wife." "What did that?" "I didn't get over, not really." "I just created a philosophy to keep me from getting hurt." "This has gotta stop." "Shhh!" "Are you crazy?" "This is live television." "You can't go on, okay." "Matthew!" "The funny thing is," "I don't even think that I realized that's what I was doing until I met the girl of my dreams." "That's when I felt things that I had never felt before." "This, uh, normally I go for a medium rare, 'cause that's where most of the nutrients are, because if you get it more well done then it's..." "You have a beautiful nose." "Mmm." "Just I had to say it." "I..." "I don't like my nose." "No, it's beautiful and that was weird." " Well, I'm sorry." " Thank you." "Uh, yeah, you're welcome." "Who is this special person?" "Kristin Peralto." "Is that you?" "Hey, go back a couple." "No, no, no, no, there's..." "No, no, no, not needed." "She is the therapist who doesn't think too highly of your book, right?" "I was scared." "I know that now." "But what I didn't know was how to handle her love." " What are you doing?" " Just wait." "Can he hear me?" "Matthew!" "What I was going through." "I might still be with her right now." "Well, it was nice meeting you." "No, no, no, no, don't leave," "I..." "We..." "We are not together." "That guy is on national television pouring his heart out to you." "Yeah, I understand but..." "Hey, lady, you're on TV." "Oh, my God!" "That's her." "Jason, um..." "By all means, do what you need to do right there." "Please can somebody go..." "Can we go to commercial?" " Can you tell them..." " Stop!" "Talk to the people in the..." "Talk to the people in the booth." "Kristin," "I'm sorry." "I am so sorry." "Hey." "Turn that up." "Nothing has happened the way that I planned it." "I never saw you coming." "Matthew, don't cry on TV, man!" "Suck it up." "I Vow that I ha ve caught a glimpse of you in my life," "I can't imagine it without you in it anymore." "I didn't honor the love that you felt for me because I had never experienced it." "I didn't know what it was to be loved back." "I think he's in love with you!" "Check, please." "I appreciate your honesty, for you being candid." "Thank you." "We are gonna be right back with the surprising Matthew Taylor." "Thanks a lot." "Hello." "Matthew Taylor!" "Wait a minute!" "What did you say?" " What are you doing?" " Where?" "Okay." "Thanks." " What the hell is going on, man?" " T, I'm sorry." "If you don't go in there right now and fix this, everything we worked for is over." "I love her." "What?" "Her?" "Really?" " Her?" " I can't let her get away." "I know this means the world to you, I do." "But look at me." "T, look at me." "I have been dead inside for way too long, you know that." "He is not leaving, is he?" "Shhh..." "Let's give it a minute." " I don't wanna give it a minute." " Give it a minute." "Guess we could kiss being the number one bestseller goodbye." "If you really want me to go back in there and do this..." "Yeah, man." "Whatever, man." "You know what." "It's a good gesture." "But at the end of the day you gotta do what's right for you, man." "And what real friend is gonna get in the way of that?" " It looks like he is leaving to me." " Alex, you are losing it" " I am getting anxiety attacks." " You're losing it." " Okay, okay, okay!" " Give it a minute." "Gi..." "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, this is not happening!" " T, you got this." "You sure?" " Yeah, you're good." "Thank you." "No, no, no, no, no, no, this is beyond unacceptable." " Shhh." " We are on in 30 seconds." " Lower your voice, lower your voice." " I will call security." "You are not gonna call anybody!" " Excuse me!" "Let me do my job." " Let me tell you something." "You better back up before I put these two books in your ass." "Um, Gary, do we have Jeff Goldblum available?" "I am impressed." "Thank you." "Thank you." "With him." "Of course." "Oh." "That was good." "You wanna go get a drink?" " Maybe." " Yeah." "So he lied to me, he used me to get on this stupid talk show just to promote his stupid book." "Sounds like he is just scared to fall in love again." "He did sound sincere about that." "You two should really talk this out." "Listen, I am done with him." "I am completely through with Matthew Taylor." " Get in the car!" " Oh." "Kristin, wait!" "Why we are racing to the car?" " Just take me home, Glen." " All right." "Wait!" "Kristin!" "Kristin!" "Just, please, please let me talk to you for a second." "Hear me out, please!" "Is that him?" " Drive Glen, please!" " Okay." "No, no!" "No, don't move the car." "Stop the car, please!" " How did you know I was here?" " Sarah told me." " Is that your friend?" " Yes, drive!" "Please go!" " I don't know if I feel comfortable." " Shut up, Glen!" "Please!" "I messed up, Kristin, okay?" "I didn't know what to do." "I really think you two should talk this out." " Please just go, Glen!" " All right." "I am getting anxiety." "Kristin, please!" "Shut up Glen and just go." "Just go!" "Okay." "Not backwards, Glen, forward, forward!" "If I go forward, I'm gonna hit him!" "No, he is gonna move out of the way." "Just go, Glen!" "Shut up, Glen and just go!" "I just need you talk to me!" " Go, Glen!" "Please!" " Okay!" " Shut up!" "Just go forward!" " Fine!" " Forward!" "Go!" " I'm gonna hit him!" " Forward!" " All right!" "Matthew, get out of the way!" "I am not moving." "You want me to go forward?" "Forward!" " Matthew, get out of the way!" " I can't believe I'm doing this." "Get out of the way!" "Ahhh!" "Oh, my God!" " Are you dead?" " Matthew!" "Matthew." "You're crazy." " What are you doing?" " Kristin." "Kristin, Kristin, just listen to me, please." "You were right, you can't create a future without completing the past, you were right." "Pretending like Julie and I never happened, it doesn't work, okay?" "You're the only person in my life who has ever loved me back as much as I love them." "I know you think I was trying to play you." "And I was." "I am so sorry for that." "I will never hurt you again." "You're too important to me." "I need you." "Kristin, I love you." "You love me?" "Yes." "Really?" "Yes." "Yes." "Really, really?" "I do." "Welcome back to The George Addison show!" "My next guests are best-selling husband and wife co-authors" "How to Make Every Time Feel Like the First Time, and they are the hottest self-help celebrity couple on the planet, so please give a warm welcome to Matthew and Kristin Taylor." "Well, thank you for having us, George!" "There is an interesting story on what you guys did on your honeymoon." "Let's just say we were, uh..." "We were very productive." "We were." "We were productive writing." " I love their chemistry." " Mmm-hmm." " They feed off each other perfectly, right?" " Uh-huh." "This is good." "This is good." "It's a very impressive booking right out of the gate." "Honestly, it was all Matthew." "Thank you for the invite." "You know, I've never been part of someone's posse, so..." "Because you're usually the behind the scenes, calling the shots type of girl, huh?" "Hey, he's..." "Actually, we have another relationship seminar in Diego, would you be interested in coming down for the weekend?" "It would be cool." "You want me to spend the weekend with you?" "At the relationship seminar, it's nice weather, people..." "Mmm-hmm." "Beaches, military." " Mmm-hmm." "Sure." "Military?" "We started talking about our first kiss, right?" "Yes, and how undeniable it was, our connection, and our attraction for one another." "We were connecting a lot." "And brainstorming, George, we were..." "She was brainstorming." "I was trying to connect." "This is true, mostly me, I was brainstorming." "Come here!" "Come here." "I am looking for something." "What do you mean you're looking for something?" "Just, hold on." "Oh, okay, well, hold on, wait a minute." "Kristin, you're about to step up to the mic, what are you doing, huh?" "I can't find it." "Babe, it's right there in the middle." "No, I'm not talking about that." "It's going to sneak up on you." "Watch out now!" "Hold on, I'm trying to find something." " What do you mean find something?" " Where'd it go?" " Babe?" " Huh?" "I think we need to start a new book." "Start a new book?" "What?" "No." "Really?" "We're having a baby." "We're having a baby." " We're having a baby?" " Yes." " Kristin, we're having a baby?" " Yes." "I love you." "We're having a baby." "We're having a baby." " We're having a baby." " Yes!"