"LUKE:" "I'm feeling anxious." "So am I." "You've been to school before." "Not this one." "Name?" "Clyde Langer." "Troublemaker." "(SCREAMING)" "What's wrong with this place?" "It stinks, the food's rotten." "Something weird's going on." "That's a bit flashy." "It's a new building." "There was an article about it." "I did a job in a school that looked like that." "Was it built by Coldfire Construction?" "May I help you?" "We'll use him to solve the storage problem!" "BLAKEMAN:" "A 1 4-year-old human?" "Yep." "Lights out, London!" "SARAH JANE:" "See if you can find where that smell's coming from." "She really shouldn't be hanging around school after home time." "Was that a threat?" "Yes." "(LAUGHING)" "MARIA:" "Come on!" "Run!" "It's no fun if you don't run!" "The smell of human fear, love it!" "Is there a way out through here?" "No, there's no way out." "So, Luke." "How do you like our little science project?" "I am a child of the Slitheen and this is my hunt!" "Run!" "Oh, no!" "(GROWLING)" "Come on, boy." "Don't you want a closer look?" "Good sense of smell, have you?" "Best nostrils in the galaxy, official!" "And you like my perfume?" "Lovely!" "Then sniff this!" "(WHINING)" "(GROWLING)" "I've found a secret room." "Not now!" "Get it open!" "It's locked!" "That thing's real, isn't it?" "CARL:" "This place is sealed!" "You're finished!" "This way!" "(LAUGHING)" "Maria!" "CLYDE:" "Come on!" "Maria!" "(PHONE LINE RINGING)" "Luke!" "Sarah Jane." "I was wrong, it is aliens." "I know!" "(GROWLING)" "Listen..." "You've got to make a big smell!" "What, fart our way out?" "Would that be funny?" "What?" "JEFFREY:" "Come out, little ones..." "CARL:" "They're nearby, Daddy." "I can smell you." "A strong smell." "Think!" "A skunk?" "Yes!" ""Wolverine." "Pure masculine action."" "(GROWLING)" "(COUGHING)" "Go, go, go!" "Hunt them." "(GROWLING)" "MARIA:" "Wait for me." "Sarah Jane!" "LUKE:" "Sarah Jane!" "Into the car!" "BLAKEMAN:" "Come on, hurry!" "What's that?" "Sonic lipstick." "What is he doing here?" "Sorry." "Somebody else's life in my hands, just what I needed!" "JEFFREY:" "They're getting away!" "That's not fair!" "That woman cheated!" "I want my hunt!" "Come here." "That woman had some sonic disruptor." "This is a level 5 planet, they're primitives." "How did she get that?" "Who is she?" "The galactic police." "She could be one of their agents." "No, she's human, she smelt soupy, they all do." "If that's her only weapon, she's no big deal." "Daddy." "I want my hunt!" "You'll have your hunt later, I promise." "Tonight's the night the lights go out!" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "I've been chased by aliens and you aren't even freaking out." "Why?" "Who are you?" "Go home, forget this ever happened." "Go home." "No, I'm gonna find out the truth." "What's in there and who's that woman?" "Just leave us alone." "The police won't leave you alone when call 'em I tell 'em." "Show me!" "Okay!" "We've waited so long for this moment." "Times have been hard." "They've been closing in on us," "Judoon forcing us out, the other families against us." "This will give us a new beginning, wealth, security." "When we have the money, what then?" "We'll buy a fleet of battle cruisers." "Return home to Raxacoricofallapatorius." "I shall smite the Grand Council, crush the Senate." "The Blathereen and the Hostrozeen will beg for mercy at my feet!" "But we mustn't get carried away." "We have the equation, nothing can stop us." "Now it begins!" "The inhabitants of Raxa..." "Raxa..." "Oh!" "Raxacoricofallapatorius." "The Slitheen family are thieves, known to infiltrate low-tech planets by hiding in the skins of the dominant native species." "Slitheen in Downing Street." "What?" "Something a friend said once." "Gas exchange from skin compression often results in..." "Farting." "Farting's funny." "Right, what's going on in here?" "Why don't you bring all your friends?" "Who's gonna believe him?" "No one's telling me what's going..." "Shut up, I'm busy, and right now you're not important." "Even if it is getting like Clapham Junction here." "The Slitheen must have taken over Coldfire Construction," "put up buildings all around the world." "Why?" "I think I know." "There's a hidden room in the school." "What's in there?" "I've a theory." "Mr Smith could help." "Who's that, your dad?" "Mr Smith, I need you!" "MR SMITH:" "Good afternoon." "Oh, yes!" "Is that a computer?" "Who's that?" "Nobody." "Luke would like some help." "Certainly." "Hello." "Hello." "Bring up our satellite image of London." "Now plot the positions of every school block put up by Coldfire Construction." "Ealing, that's us." "St Cheldon's." "Schools at Epping, Richmond..." "The ends of tube lines." "If I'm allowed to speak." "This is real, the talking computer's real, the Slitheens are real." "Oh, yes!" "Plot the position of every Coldfire building put up in the last 1 8 months around the world." "Accessing..." "SARAH JANE:" "Paris, Sydney, Beijing..." "A few, not all capital cities, spread all over the place." "They look pretty random." "Underground railways." "They've all got underground railways!" "Don't have to thank me." "Link them." "MR SMITH:" "London, Barcelona, Washington DC, Santiago, Los Angeles, Sydney, Beijing," "Moscow, Naples, Paris." "There's at least one Slitheen at every site." "And there are 1 0 cities, 1 0 sites." "Call the army." "That makes things better, doesn't it?" "It's not your job." "There's a cleverer way of going about things." "What are they doing?" "Secret room, what was in there?" "I've done something really stupid." "A really bad social mistake." "I told the Slitheen how to destroy the world." "I've input the boy's catalyst equation." "Now it works perfectly!" "We'll take the night side first, build up the charge section by section." "And then..." "This is Glune Fex Fize Sharleveer Slam Slitheen to all Slitheen units." "Is everybody ready?" "It wasn't working until I went and gave him the answers." "SARAH JANE:" "Oh, Luke..." "The power cut was a test run." "Our candles went out and that's not electric." "MR SMITH:" "When the capacitors are charged they act as transducers, converting heat and light into electrical energy." "That's how the loop works, it's not connected physically." "What about the underground railways?" "The system must generate heat." "The underground railways act as a cooling system!" "People getting ill, the food going off, that's the effect of the capacitors." "Indeed." "Even on standby, the transducers would cause cellular decay." "They can drain every last drop of energy." "Our school's the last link." "It needs the whole chain, all together, to do that?" "Yeah." "We bomb the school?" "Could you destroy the entire system safely?" "I think so." "If we reset the system, shut it down for a second." "I'd need a cutting tool." "What about this?" "MARIA:" "How do we get past the Slitheen?" "We bomb them!" "I've just picked up this report on an American news channel." "There's a massive loss of power on the West Coast of North America." "Los Angeles has gone dark." "It's starting." "And I told them how to do it." "I saved the world and now I've helped to destroy it." "It works!" "Section 1 down!" "Grazie, Napoli!" "Thank you!" "Moving to section 2." "Hello, Washington DC!" "SLITHEEN:" "Howdy, London!" "Connect!" "Mr Smith, give me everything on the inhabitants..." "Raxacoricofallapatorius." "You're making that up." "Anything we can use to fight them." "Accessing." "Anybody could have made that mistake." "No, only he could." "Let's have a High School Musical moment." "A group hug'll sort everything." "As if a teacher could have worked out that diagram." "And the power loss is spreading westwards." "China is now without power, and it may be only a matter of time before the effect spreads here." "Oh, boy." "MR SMITH:" "I have lost the signal." "Anything on the Slitheen yet?" "Accessing." "Come on!" "Section 9 clear." "Dormez bien, Paris!" "That makes us next." "So, synchronize the megawattage." "Oh, for the love of Clom!" "SARAH JANE:" "Mr Smith does like to take his time." "Come on." "Raxacoricofallapatorians, calcium-based life forms." "Give us the weaknesses!" "Weaknesses." "They are a naturally hardy race." "However, their bodies are hyper-sensitive to..." "No!" "ON RADIO:" "The Prime Minister has promised that the blackouts will not affect the UK." "Thank you, Prime Minister." "We can't stop them without the sonic lipstick." "It's real." "The end of the world." "Will you shut up!" "No Mr Smith." "No sonic lipstick." "No Plan B." "But we are the only people in the world who can stop this." "And we will." "Time to go back to school!" "Without the sonic thing we can't stop them!" "They'll get us before..." "If you can't say anything useful, go home!" "The Slitheen Jeffrey went mad when he nicked my bag." "So?" "What's a Slitheen gonna care about that?" "You saw him, he was scared!" "What was in that bag?" "My books, some Tangfastics, and my lunch." "What was in your lunch?" "Cold chip sandwich." "I wasn't gonna eat from the canteen." "Slitheen are allergic to potato?" "Bread?" "No, the Slitheen in the office had a sandwich." "What was on the chips?" "Just salt and vinegar." "Salt!" "Must be it." "If the Slitheen are made mostly of water, it would dehydrate them, like slugs." "No, they put extra salt in everything." "It's gotta be the vinegar!" "That's acetic acid." "It reacts with calcium." "The Slitheen are made of calcium!" "It's the vinegar!" "Kitchen!" "What are we gonna do, stand there and throw pickled eggs at them?" "Get it all into these." "I was joking." "The car won't start." "How do we get back to school?" "We run!" "The capacitors are charged!" "Time for the coup de grace." "The denouement." "Daddy, you promised I could do it." "It's appropriate, don't you think?" "We are doing this for our children." "Yes." "A new beginning for a new generation of Slitheen." "Go ahead, lad." "Turn out the sun." "MAN:" "The car stopped, engine's dead." "They're all dead." "CLYDE:" "So you've been fighting aliens for years?" "Not now." "Did you actually go up to the career guy and say "I want to defend the planet"?" "Not exactly." "So how did it start?" "It's a long story and if we survive, I'll be happy to tell you." "CLYDE:" "What's going on?" "It's transduction, like the candles." "They've switched off the sun!" "They're draining its power." "We've got about 32 minutes." "Everyone's gonna die." "We're going to stop them!" "The four of us?" "With vinegar in squeezies?" "Where's Maria?" "She's at her mates, I think." "This is the end of the world!" "It's a power cut, Chrissie." "The nights are drawing in, you think it's the end of the world." "Look out there!" "The sun's blue, it's freezing!" "Where is Maria?" "Daddy!" "She's come back!" "So?" "She's an old woman with a funny lipstick." "My hunt!" "Uh-uh!" "I think an adult better deal with them." "(LAUGHING)" "They just let us walk in here." "They want us here." "What luck, we want to be in here." "The room?" "It's this way." "Ah, human children." "The stench of Haribo and chicken nuggets." "Get off this planet!" "Ssh!" "Now it's time to hunt." "The hunt is an instinct with us, the only way to keep our food safe when the Baaraddelskelliumfatrexius Beasts wandered the plains of Raxacoricofallapatorius." "The what?" "Like giant squirrels." "We killed them all." "But the hunting instinct remains!" "Now!" "Didn't like that, did you?" "Vinegar!" "Get back!" "Sarah Jane, this way!" "Maria!" "It's working." "We're doing our bit, you do yours!" "One step further... (GROWLING)" "Keep back!" "You're afraid." "A Slitheen girl your age would do it." "But all the fight's gone out of you." "You just stand there shaking in your shoes." "That's why we survive, that's why you're losers, all of you on this rubbish planet..." "That's why we win!" "(GROANING)" "Oops." "Oh, great!" "I did it." "I exploded the headmaster." "(WHINING)" "One of the family..." "Something's wrong!" "Daddy, look!" "JEFFREY:" "It's Glune, he's been...vinegared!" "This is Kist Magg Thek Lutovin Day Slitheen calling the family." "We are under attack!" "Glune Fex Fize is dead." "Emergency Plan A, all operators here, now!" "Daddy!" "Everything's going to be all right." "They're here." "In here." "JEFFREY:" "And so are our uninvited guests!" "Behold, the capacitor!" "We drain the energy into these and store it." "In ten minutes this planet's atmosphere gets snatched away, but we'll be safe and warm in here." "And then a spacecraft picks us up and we sell everything we've collected." "Why are you doing this?" "The Family came here once before, just a routine job, but they never came back." "I think I might know what happened..." "Who happened." "This planet will pay in blood!" "They were our family!" "And Luke is mine!" "This will give us a new beginning." "My son won't have to live like I had to, cringing in the darkness." "And I want my son to live, to grow up, I want what's best for him!" "Your stupid son gave us what we needed." "I didn't." "What?" "I didn't." "You made the mistake." "You didn't tell me that you were going to steal power from the sun." "It'll explode." "It's a bluff!" "What's a bluff?" "Well, the boy might be right..." "It's happening." "Turn it off!" "Turn it off!" "There's vinegar in this!" "JANINE:" "Water!" "That's a bluff!" "I knew that wouldn't work." "If I reset the system, you can cancel the overload, make it safe?" "Yes." "Right." "Son, reset the system!" "(APPLAUDING)" "It's reset." "The system's off." "I'll just have to synchronise the megawattage." "Now!" "Daddy!" "Mum!" "Get him!" "(SCREAMING)" "It's going to blow up!" "Out now!" "JEFFREY:" "It's out of control!" "JANINE:" "Wait for me!" "Resynchronize the megawattage!" "Quickly, we've got to get out of here!" "You can't leave us in here!" "Use your sonic device." "Open the door!" "I'm only 1 2!" "He's my son!" "Please, let him live." "Luke." "You can't let them out!" "(SCREAMING)" "It's burnt itself out." "We did it!" "He was a child." "Twelve years old." "It was them or us!" "CLYDE:" "Some of the Slitheen got away, I saw them vanish." "LUKE:" "Their machine's useless now." "MARIA:" "Except there's buildings round the world with secret rooms and alien machinery." "Bye now, love to the Brig!" "Just sorted that." "Some friends are going to clear it up." "Friends from UNIT?" "Uh-huh." "What's UNIT, a furniture shop?" "Where were you?" "Come here!" "Where have you been?" "We went up town, got some burgers." "The power went off." "I was so worried!" "Now it's back on." "Sally Anne, bless you for looking after my Maria." "My head was full of terrible things." "Where have you been?" "What do you mean?" "Such a useless liar." "Shut up, Alan." "Did you see the sun?" "It went blue!" "I've heard of a blue moon, that's quite romantic, but it was terrifying!" "I was going make tea, are you staying?" "Don't tell me, Tuesday, Spanish omelette." "As it happens." "So predictable." "Go on, twist my arm." "I'll suffer your cooking." "That's brilliant!" "I may not be living here, but at least I'm still looking after you." "'Cause I am so useless." "You are!" "You lost her!" "She was off gallivanting with Suzie Q!" "Her name is Sarah Jane." "Whatever, Sarah Jane." "Tell you what, though." "Funny things have been happening." "I'm beginning to get suspicious." "Suspicious of what?" "Think about it." "You move in opposite Sarah Jane and everyone turns into zombies." "You're with Sarah Jane and the pop factory blows up." "You go off with Sarah Jane and the sun goes out." "Ask yourself, what have those things got in common, or rather, who have they got in common?" "I don't know." "Me." "It's all happening to me!" "I just can't move for disasters, it's like I'm cursed!" "What's that for, sweetheart?" "It's 'cause you're cursed!" "Here's your reward." "A nice cuppa." "Do you mind?" "Make sure you put that back where it belongs." "Is this from outer space?" "No, Venezuela." "You ask too many questions." "Too late to stop me now." "I suppose." "That's how I got started, asking questions." "But you never told me." "How did you discover aliens and things?" "I met this man called the Doctor." "He was an alien too." "What, like a big green thing?" "No, he looked just like you and me, except he was nothing like you and me." "He took me out into space, far away from Earth." "You've travelled through space?" "And time." "I saw planets, galaxies and all sorts of creatures." "Things you would never imagine." "So where is he now, then, this Doctor?" "Still out there." "Still wandering." "Still wonderful." "And he left me behind with his legacy, I suppose." "To help, and to protect, to make a stand and to never give up." "He sounds cool." "Cool?" "Yeah." "So are you gonna see him again?" "I hope so." "You can't tell anyone about these things." "It's got to be our secret." "Can I trust you?" "Yeah." "Promise." "Thank you." "LUKE:" "Sarah Jane, Maria's here." "Coming!" "He's gone back to calling you Sarah Jane." "It should be "Mum"." "You think?" "Yeah, tell him." "I don't know how." "Diagnostic checks completed." "All systems are functioning normally." "While they're downstairs, where are you from?" "All systems are functioning normally." "Who built you?" "All systems are functioning normally." "Beware your curiosity, boy." "MARIA:" "Freak weather conditions?" "Temporary reversals of the magnetic poles?" "That's the one." "Mr Smith, start a rumour." "Insert the words, "temporary reversal of the magnetic poles" into media reports." "Confirmed." "Can't believe we can't tell anyone." "I should get millions for what I did today." "We all did it." "Who worked out the vinegar?" "Thank you, Clyde Langer!" "I'll walk you to the bus stop." "This is great." "Weird, but great." "You lot need me." "I can't believe you were gonna save those Slitheen." "They tried to destroy the entire planet." "What was the big dilemma?" "Bus stop." "You were good." "If anyone says you're not cool, I'll set 'em right." "He's right." "Oh, you were amazing!" "Again." "I nearly destroyed everything." "I messed up." "I messed up." "New block, the strangeness of it..." "I should have seen it." "Instead, I sent you and Maria right in there." "And that was nearly the end of you." "But I'm still here." "Always will be, Mum." "(LAUGHS)" "SARAH JANE:" "The Lavender Lawns rest home is being haunted by a nun." "Help me." "Doesn't Mr Smith believe in ghosts?" "Not as such, and neither do I." "CLYDE:" "When weirdo nuns turn up asking about freaky alien gizmos, one thing you never do is tell them you've got one." "The talisman is dangerous?" "More than you can imagine." "No wait, Luke!" "The Abbess will want to see you." "The Abbess?" "Luke, he's been nabbed by a nun." "SARAH JANE:" "Are you really protecting a Gorgon here?" "A creature with writhing serpents for hair..." "The sisters, they protect her." "Look on the face of the Gorgon and feel your flesh turn to stone." "(WOMAN SCREAMING)" "DVD Rip by DrMatt 2008"