"Hey, did you find the place okay?" "Yeah." "Can I take your coat?" "Yeah sure, thanks." "There you go." "Thank you." "Yeah." "Here can you just put this..." "I got it." " Yeah, just make sure it's not together in the middle." " Sorry, I need to get it cut." "It's really pretty when you have your chin up almost a little bit." "Okay." "Yeah." "Yeah, it's nice." "These are good." "You wanna do the second look?" "Yeah, sure." "Cool." "Should I get up here?" "Actually stay down there." "This one's really, really beautiful." "I like this angle, looks good." "Okay." "Just kind of move your, on the side, yeah, move your hair." "Do you wanna do some without bra?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Sorry, here." "Do you wanna be in them?" "No." "Come on." "No, that's weird." "Come on." "Okay." "Okay." "You ready?" "Yeah." "Your hair, your hair looks good." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "Are you smiling?" "Are you?" "Yeah." "Did you have fun?" "Me too." "Good." "Do you wanna go get breakfast?" "I gotta get going." "Thanks, though." "Okay." "See you 'round." "What is that face?" "It's my face." "Yeah, I know, but you're scowling." "No I'm not." "You wanna smell my sweater?" "It smells like Chinese food." "No, I can smell it from here." "Where you going?" "What do you want?" "Come here." "I want this." "Come on!" "Don't be such a baby." "What do you want?" "I want you to stop being such a baby." "Alright, and we're live." "We're here." "We're here!" "It's so cute." "I love it." "I don't really love that part so much, but everything else I love." "Know what else I love?" "What are you doing?" "This is why I'm not standing here right now, okay?" "Get the fuck outta here." "Nice prints." "That's so cute." "Leave me alone, I'm shaving my legs." "My legs, shaving' my legs." "Okay." " Bye." " Bye." "Get out!" "I'm gonna go surprise my wife." "It's my best attempt at looking sexy right now." "Sunshine..." "Sunshine of my life." "Wake up." "Wake up." "Come on." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "I'm good, how're you?" "You look beautiful." "Where are you?" "There you are." "I'm right here." "Aren't you so happy you married me?" "Sometimes." "Sometimes?" "Not when you wake me up." "Look how cute we look though." "I can't see us." "We look so awake right now." "Do we?" "You do." " Back to sleep?" "Alright, I'll be there in a minute, okay?" "Alright, bye." "Hey." "Good." "How're you?" "Good." "Miss you." "You wanna come over?" "Cool." "Okay, see you in a bit." "Bye." "So is Elenore staying with a friend?" "Is that the idea?" "I don't really know." "She's hopping around, I think." "I know." "You're too young to be divorced." "Well I'm not divorced." "Yeah, you know what I mean." "Separated." "Oh, pickles." "Actually I'm gonna do avocado, is that okay?" "Where are your pickles?" "I don't know if this is ready." "See, whenever I hear the word "organic"" "I think of, I think they just haven't been tested for bugs or something." "Well why don't you try one first?" "I don't... okay." "You don't wanna pickle?" " Well, maybe it would be..." " It'll be good." "What kind are they again?" "They're dill, they're good, trust me." "Just take one 'cause I don't want two and I don't wanna put one back." "Here, if I cut this, will you put it on there?" "Yeah, of course." "Here, wait." "Let me try." "How many slices you want?" "Fuck." "It's not ready." "So Mom said that Elenore was sort of seeing someone else?" "Was that true?" "No, she's just staying..." "Well, was staying maybe at Stella's." "Do you want this avocado or no?" "Yeah, just do that one." "Okay." "No, what happened was the first person she started staying with was someone that she used to date." "So it's not that she's seeing someone else, it's that she's staying with someone that she used to see." "Which is annoying." "I mean, I liked Elenore, you know?" "I..." "Well you can still like her." "Don't say you "liked" her." "Well, you know, I mean I have loyalty." "That's sweet but, you know, really it's helpful if you don't bash her." "Okay, well..." "It makes it easier for me." "Frankly I think Mom's heartbroken which is odd, to say the least, but that's how she is." "I'm gonna cut it all cute." "Ready?" "What?" "How is it going to be cute?" "I don't know, it's always nice when someone cuts your sandwich for you." "I know, she's really bummed." "Mom?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "She's a really bad liar." "She's trying not to show it to me that she's really upset but I know she is." "Yeah." "Ouch, kitty, get down, get down." "Alright, lunch is served." "Snowing again." "I know." "So glad it's not so fucking cold." "I'm in a major hibernation mode." "I know, it's awful." "I'm gonna be honest." "I think the person that she's staying with is someone we met together." "Yeah?" "Get off me." "Get off you?" "No." "I wish this bed was bouncier." "Yeah." "Sorry." "Well, actually, I shouldn't be sorry, you should be sorry." "You're an asshole." "No, that's an asshole." "You never told me what this necklace is." "It's a sunrise, not a pot leaf, contrary to popular belief." "You like that?" "No!" "You don't like it on you?" "Not yet." "Not yet?" "So sun rising where?" "The forest?" "Is there a certain place?" "In..." "New Mexico." "The land of the rising sun?" "The land of the rising sun." "That's Japan." "Is it?" "Yeah, I'm pretty sure." "Sun rises in the East and sets in the West." "Yeah, and so it's Japan." "Japan's in the East." "Yeah." "Geography's so sexy, isn't it?" "It really gets me goin'." "Tell me more, tell me more about it." "Wait, you got a scar?" "I thought you had a scar there." "No." "No scars, do you have any scars?" "One there, somewhere, it used to be there." "It disappeared?" "One there, one there." "There." " What are they fr..." "" " Wait, one here." "No!" "What are you going for?" "I like your legs wrapped around me." "Watch out I'm gonna asphyxiate you with them." "Oh, harsh." "Is that all you got?" "Gimme your neck." "It's so unlike you." "I'm gonna try something new all the time." "Feel nice?" "This feels nice." "What are you thinking about?" "You're very soft." "I'm a girl." "My wife's soft too." "She's a girl, I think." "Yeah, she's a girl." " A woman." " A woman." "A lady." "A female." "It's gonna be alright, alright?" "I'll call you in a couple weeks and see how things are going." "Call Mom, alright?" "She keeps annoying me." "Okay." "Alright, love you." "Love you too." "What's up?" "I want you to stay." "I can't." "Why?" "Because I love her." "Oh no!" "Did you think I was still gonna be taking a shower?" "This can work too." "Dammit." "I feel so much better in here." "I know." "My buns are cold!" "Get in!" "My phone!" "Don't drop it." "I don't want to." "When I was little and me and my sister would take baths together." "And it was time for us to get out, my mom would wait there with a towel and scream "naked babies, naked babies!"" "and, yeah, I'm totally, like... exaggerating what it was like but I feel like we would just spring out of the bathtub and everyone around the world was screaming" ""naked babies, naked babies!"" "And we'd just run around for a a little while, prolonging how cold we were and then run into the towel." "My mom would catch us and rub us down and rough-up our hair..." "Naked babies." "Naked baby right out of this tub." "I miss you." "What do you think happened?" "I don't know." "You, miss, were just a little too wild for me." "Not anymore." "You know, Kurt Vonnegut said you only fall in love three times in your life." "Where did I fall?" "I think you fell third." "So what does that mean?" "It means it's it." " Done." " Done." "Put a fork in you." "Yeah." "How 'bout you?" "It's funny, I don't know what I wanted you to answer that question with." "Honestly, I don't think..." "I think, maybe, three's your limit, but... what if you just get it right on the first try?" "They look really good." "Thanks." "Next time I wanna be the photographer."