"SALVATORE:" "So how's your mom, Ton?" "TONY:" "Same." "But my ex-goomar's cousin, I got her to take care of her." "Russian girl." "SALVATORE:" "Who told me the Bevilaqua kid has money from construction?" "TONY:" "Fucking Matthew wasn 't any good." "SALVATORE:" "He sure cried like a baby." "I think the family was relieved he got taken out." "TONY:" "What are you gonna eat?" "Hey, waiter!" "That's the closest CW16 got Tony to discussing the Bevilaqua murder?" "I think at this point it's time to consider 16, Bonpensiero, compost." "Bonpensiero was crucial to the Webistics stock fraud case." "So RICO-wise the airline tickets, mail and wire fraud if the mother testifies for immunity." "Whose own mother's gonna testify?" "I say focus on his garbage business." " Extortion." "Interstate trucking." " It'll yield a prosecutable murder." "Richie Aprile, no doubt about it, the cartel had him whacked." "But Tony shows diligence when it comes to debugging." " What about the home?" " They talked in the basement." "His own basement?" "Where's the due diligence there?" "Tony avoids business at home." "He'll take somebody out by the pool." "Except there he fears parabolics." "The basement has noisy AC ducts." "He turns on the air and he feels safe." ""Surreptitiously enter and leave." A "sneak and peek" warrant." " Correct." " I said you could enter the basement." "Do we have to impact this family's privacy?" "First we determine where to best place the wire." "Then the listening device will be fabricated and we install it." "See that they limit both entrances to the basement." "It's not a Better Homes and Gardens tour." "Happy hunting." "TONY:" "You know, the coffeemaker's got to be plugged in for it to work!" "AGENT 1:" "Same time as yesterday." "I'm just going to the stationery store." "I'll be right back." "You don't gotta follow me." "All right?" "[CAR HORN HONKS]" "To drop a wire there's got to be nobody home for at least two hours." "The maid is gone on Tuesday afternoons." " Why?" " Classes to get her U.S. citizenship." "She's gone from 1 till about 2:45." "Class, then she and her husband have lunch." "He's applying for citizenship too." "What's his name again?" " Stasiu Wosilius." " I'll run that by Anti-Terrorism." "Carmela's gone on Tuesday." "Tennis." "We need somebody on her and everybody that's got a key to the house." "Daughter's at Columbia." "Why risk it?" "She's 45 minutes away." "Put somebody on her." "Anyone breaks for home, we need to warn the team to get the hell out." "[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]" " Unit 1, Baby Bing headed your way." "THEOPHILOS:" "Copy, control." "Unit 2, you got Bada Bing headed your way." "Excuse me." "Unit 3, Mrs. Bing also in motion." "I'm a fool to do your dirty work Oh, yeah" "I don 't wanna do your dirty work No more" "HARRIS:" "Do you see Princess Bing?" "MALATESTA:" "Roger, control." "Unit 4, here comes the maid." "Gray Jetta." "S.E. Team, the location's secure." "You have 90 minutes." "AGENT 1:" "Roger, control." "AGENT 2:" "Control, we're headed into the sausage factory." "[BEEPS]" "Look at all this." " Just in time." " Set a plate." "SILVIO:" "You got it." "PATS Y:" "I had him darn it in the shoulder, like she wanted." " It shouldn't have torn." " Beautiful coat." " What the fuck?" "Lunch is ready." " I wash my hands." "SILVIO:" "You washed your hands." "PAULIE:" "I tied my shoe." " So what?" " I can't stand touching shoelaces." "Ever tie your shoes and notice the ends of your laces are wet?" " From what?" "Why would they be wet?" " I got no fucking idea." " You stand at the urinals..." " Come on, will you?" "He's asking, I'm telling." "It's important." "Even if the lace is dry and you don't touch the shoe." " Bacteria and virus migrate." " You see this on TV?" "I gotta watch TV to figure out the world?" "A men's shithouse is a sewer." "In ladies' johns, you could eat maple ice cream from the toilets." "There's exceptions." "But a men's?" "Piss all over the fucking floor." "Urinals jammed with cigarettes." "They can pour all the ice they want, it does nothing to kill germs." " Even if you don't drag the laces." " Shut the fuck up!" "AGENT 4:" "Control, I'm disabling the line to the phone company." "Phone line to the alarm is neutralized." "Cut it." "AGENT 3:" "Hold your breath." "I'm clipping the siren." "Pick it, Wilson." "AGENT 2:" "We're working on entry." "Estimate three to four minutes." "You're not hungry?" " Have some braciole." " No, thanks." "I got no appetite." " Today would've been our birthday." " "Our" birthday?" "Oh, yeah." "Spoons." " Happy birthday." "How old are you?" " 51." "Who came first, you or Spoons?" "Philip was my kid brother by 11 minutes." "Hey, it was a fucking tragedy." "What're you gonna do?" " It's the life we chose." "Right, Pat?" " But my brother was never a heavy guy." "I mean he was a sweet, gentle man." " Your brother was your twin brother?" "TONY:" "Philly." "Friends, like us, called him Spoons." "Somebody whacked the kid." "Before you came over." "You big-mouthed fuck!" "Fuck!" " You identical twin?" "Or the other kind?" " Identical." "Here, have something to eat." "There's a twin bond." "Unless you experienced it, you can't understand." " Okay with onions?" " Maybe it sounds crazy to you." "Hey, nothing sounds crazy anymore." "The older I get..." "[CLEARS THROAT]" "It's over, right?" "Don't it happen that twins can die within days of each other?" "PATS Y:" "That would've been okay." " Come on!" "God forbid!" " I miss him so much." " Well, that's natural." "You're with us." "Leave the morbid shit back at Junior's crew and have a happy birthday." "Happy birthday." "You wanna commit suicide?" "Tie your shoes and have a bite of braciole." "Hey, stonato, it's a joke." "Come on!" "Hello!" " God, don't transfer me now." "JONGSMA:" "Adriana La Cerva." "How green was my fucking valley." "ED:" "Carmela." " Hi, Ed." "Hey." "This is my friend." "Adriana La Cerva, Ed Restuccia." "I'm delighted to teach a pal of Carm's." "My most disciplined student." "Perfect muscle tone doesn't hurt either." "I have to apologize, Carm." "I thought I called everybody." "I won't be teaching here anymore." " Everything's all right?" " Basically." "Kitty got this dot-com job in San Diego, so we're moving." " I didn't even know you were married." " Yeah." "But you're in luck." "Birgit is taking over." " How wonderful." " I never even played once." "That's why you're here." "Carm, I was wondering about letters of recommendation..." "Kitty's company sells antiques, so if you wanted a piece..." " No antiques." "My house is traditional." " I'm cutting into your lesson." " Carmela, bye." "Nice meeting you." " Take care." "Baby Bing is leaving school property." "On it." "XAVIER:" "Taking orders." "ANTHONY:" "Snapple." "COLIN:" "Me too." "XAVIER:" "I only got 2 bucks." "Mrs. Celeste almost saw my board." " What a retard rule: "No boards."" " They can't see how useful boards are." "In the cafeteria, each person could just roll past the food and make their decisions." " Yeah." "That food tastes like ass." "Hit it!" " I had enough for one." " Give me a hit." "Don't backwash." " I won't do anything for this school." " Mom's all, "Get involved."" " I am." "With boarding." " It's Egon." " Hey, Kosma!" " Okay." " Where you been?" " Orthodontist." " What's up, Slim?" " What class you ditching?" "ROB:" "Assembly." " Excellent jersey." " Yeah." " Wait." "You went out for JV ball?" " Yeah." "Mr. Quadriplegic, remind me not to visit you in the hospital." "ROB:" "That is a cool shirt." " Yeah." " What position?" " Douche bag." "Okay, cut it!" "Jell-O shots?" "On, BHS On, BHS" "Fight right through that line" "Run that ball To the goal line" "Y'all should have come." " Where'd you go?" " We started off at Smoke's, as usual." "But we wound up at this place, Ruby Foo's round Broadway and 65th, or something." "It was so fun." "God, did I get hammered!" " Don't you have a quiz today?" " Frosh Week." "What do they expect?" " I'll study now." " I have a bio lab." "I haven't read it." " Still miss New Jersey?" " It's only, like, half an hour away." "It's just this transition." "It's a lot of work." "New York is an experience that unalterably changes a person." " It is really great." " And all this freedom of college." "If you can make it here" "You'll make it, boom boom Anywhere" " When did you have your last cocktail?" " 11:30 this morning." "Jesus, Caitlin." " What is the most important right?" " Right to vote." "Special capers from Italy." "Soprano kids don't like them." " Who wrote "The Star-Spangled Banner"?" " Martin Luther King." " Stasiu, you know this." " I want to eat." "Francis Scott Key." "What holiday was celebrated by the American colonists?" " Martin Luther King." " Stasiu!" "That's answer to number 49." ""Who was civil rights leader?"" " Which sandwich is for you?" " I don't care." " Ready." "AGENT 1:" "Start over here." "Back in Lodz, I was an engineer with 20 employees and a grant from the state to do autonomous research." "It bores you?" "Don't take those out." "Put them with capers." "I take them home." "HARRIS:" "That's just for Anthony Jr." " They're expecting WWlll." " More likely the Colombo wars." "He's got the Black  Decker." "I got one of those." " 120-gallon water heater." " My house, we shiver after showers." "Wait a minute." "Go back." "Look at the brown water, there." " What, Ike?" " You don't see it?" "Creep forward." "Give us some magnification." "That baby's gonna blow." "Tony got about six months left on that lining." " A shame we can't warn him." " During his trial we can inform him." "Except that's at least a year from now." "By that time, boom!" "Okay, now you see that lamp there?" " Is that the C-140 microphone?" " They took sound readings." "That's new." "They talk where the AC is loudest." "That's where we're placing it." "When's this puppy going in?" "Tomorrow." "Okay, fellas and gals, our big day." "As I speak I have Baby Bing, on time." "Handing off to you, George." "THEOPHILOS:" "I'm on Baby Bing's carpool vehicle." "Furio Giunta Cadillac returning." "Went past me about five minutes ago." "Der Bingle's up early." "He's in the Cadoo." "LIPARl:" "Copied." "I got the handoff." " Roger that." " How's the stock doing?" "GIGl:" "Up three at the close." " Another two so far today." " Beautiful." "Listen, Ton, I think we may have a problem." "Log off." "That cookie shit makes me nervous." "We may have a problem about our friend, the twin." "Yeah, so?" "Joey Fleiss hangs out at The Nest, in Bloomfield." " Chip's place." " Yeah." "Our friend is a fixture there." "Joey says he's been into the booze." "He's all fucked up." "They had to pick him up off the floor." "Chip went to him. "Pat, what the fuck?" "Can I do anything?" Etcetera." "Pat launches this diatribe about how one can smile and still be a villain." "And that he knows how his brother died and who's responsible." " He mention me by name?" " No." "Me neither." " Hearing this?" " How would he know we clipped Spoons?" " Twin telepathy?" " Somebody's putting ideas in his head." " Don't let us interfere with your game." " May be a cop trying to flip him." "Getting him worked up with theories." " He was talking weird." " What do we do?" "We brought him over from Junior to keep an eye on him." "So that's what we'll keep doing." "Make no mistake, part of this guy loves you." "But it's gotta be hard coming in to work looking in the eyes of the guy who had your brother whacked." "And even having to smile." "We always have the option." "Mrs. Bing in motion." "We got the housekeeper then it's all yours." "Hit low to high, Carmela!" "And think about your grip." "Fuck!" "No, that's good." "Nice extension." "Racket back, Carmela!" "Come on!" " Fuck." "BIRGIT:" "No, that's good." " Shouldn't that housekeeper be out?" " Take a look." " Ow!" " Okay, guys, collect." "Ade, let me work with you here." "Carm, you collect." "Maid's car is still here." "BIRGIT:" "Okay, let's just focus." "Be serious and follow through." " Right!" "Almost." " Okay." " Did you hear something?" " I don't know." "We think we heard something from inside the sausage factory." "HARRIS:" "Hold your position." " Stand up straight." " Okay." "Here you go." "BIRGIT:" "See?" "Low to high." "All right, I can't do this with you." "[PHONE RINGS]" "BIRGIT:" "Okay." "ADRIANA:" "Sorry." "She's leaving the court." "LIPARl:" "Der Bingle's leaving the Bing too." "Hey, watch it!" "TANCREDl:" "This doesn't look good." "She's bearing north on Grand View Avenue." "She's on Boxwood Road." "She's heading toward the factory." "Abort." "Repeat, abort!" "S.E. Team, get the hell out of there." "AGENT 1:" "Abort, Andy." "It's not a go." "Repeat, we are not a go." " Must be a crisis with a kid." " I place Baby Bing in the school." "HARRIS:" "Unit 5, report." " A big Roger from this end too." "She went in her room." "She told a friend she was gonna sleep." "LIPARl:" "Think somebody made us?" " I don't know." "But we're finished for today, ladies and gentlemen." "Ten years." "Ten fucking years he said this thing would last!" "Motherfuck!" "CARMELA:" "What are you doing?" " I told you not to put this shit here!" "Fuck!" " Fuck!" " Never mind that." "Save the pictures." "The prom." "Look at this." "Fucking ruined." " Mr. Ruggerio, thank God." " The fucking water heater blew." "RUGGERIO:" "Your guarantee's gotta be expired by now." "Madonna." " Do we have any idea what went down?" " No." " Family emergency." " Plumber went there." "Look, we don't have any idea what happened." "So let's not speculate." "We're shit out of luck till Tuesday." "We'll send somebody there to stake the house out." "Maybe we got a long-term problem." "Well, we're heading back to Quantico." "We got a job in Denver day after tomorrow." "A mosque." "[KNOCKING]" "Morning." "We'd like to get onto your property to trim some growth that's posing a safety hazard with the power lines." "Okay." "Go around the side." "Records show our repair department had some crews here yesterday." " Were you affected by the shortfalls?" " Yesterday?" "No." "The people next door had some trucks go up there." "But, no, we're fine." "How about them?" "Do you know if everything's okay over there?" "As far as I know." " Well, we'll go talk to them." " Probably you should." " They're in the M..." " Pardon?" "Nothing." "They're different." "For this neighborhood, they're different, that's all." " Well, we'll get busy in the back." " Thanks." " Still nothing out of the ordinary." " Is the kid home sick?" "I don't see him." "I see an arm, piece of robe it could be Tony." "He's eating Sugar Pops." "Wait, somebody just walked past the kitchen window." "It's the maid." " They're good." " Fresh this morning." " How are things on Bloomfield?" " The Cuban was at the casino." "Big John's okay with a 60-40 split because we own the building." " What the hell?" " What?" "The fuck?" "Is that Pat Parisi?" "Oh, shit!" "SMYJ:" "What should we do?" "He's drunk!" " I told John, "Look..."" " Let's talk downstairs." "PATS Y:" "Motherfucker." "I don't understand this at all." "PATS Y:" "Cocksucker." "What's up, Ike?" "What happened at the Soprano house was, the heater blew." "Our unit saw Ruggerio haul the old one out." " Ruggerio." "A plumber?" " Why?" "My sister was friends with Mrs. Ruggerio." "Yeah, that's Mr. Ruggerio's neighborhood." "We have to get it in before our warrant goes stale." "Boy, we've had every one of Tony's phones bugged for four years." " The guy says less than Harpo Marx." " Next Tuesday the wire drop's a go." "Der Bingle has left the building." "[CAR HORN HONKS]" "They fucking made me." "HARRIS:" "Wire drop is still a go." "AGENT 1:" "Confirming access to box." "I'm going in." "Unit 2, Mrs. Bing in motion." " Just the maid and it's yours, team." "AGENT 2:" "Copy that." "AGENT 3:" "Siren wire is cut." "The teacher knows nothing." "Why do you quarrel with him always?" "English is his first language..." "He waste our time with those trick questions. "Stop." "Men at work."" "How do we know it doesn't mean, "Stop all men who are working"?" "He shouldn't have taken a point." "He thinks I'm a hack cabbie from Pakistan." " Please, where are you going?" "LILLIANA:" "I'm going back to work!" " Excuse me?" " You scared me." "Sorry." "Is the West Essex Language School around here?" " There." " Is it coed?" " What?" " You wouldn't happen to be Polish?" "Yes." "That's..." "My grandmother is Polish." "It's locked today." " Yes?" " My grandmother..." "Excuse me." "How can I help you, sir?" "I was wondering if I could ask you about the school." "How is it?" "Sweet mother of Jesus!" "Look at her today." "Hi, Ade!" "Hi, guys." "Be back in a second." "Listen to this now. "Hi, Ade!"" "Hi!" " Hi." "BIRGIT:" "Hey, you." " I love those." " Yeah?" "BIRGIT:" "Oh, my God." " Where'd you get them?" "ADRIANA:" "Near my house." "Aiee, yi, yi, yi. yi." " This table's been moved." " From the flood." "It's not under the duct anymore." "Should we move it?" " Two, three feet?" "Who's gonna notice?" " No, wait." "Somebody might." "But normal course of events, Tony will assume Carmela moved it back." " lf anybody even notices." " Make an executive decision." " Grab an end." " Easy." "HUNTER:" "When she heard I was deferring, she's like, "That's sketchy."" "MEADOW:" "Are you serious?" "Eric Scatino hates Montclair." "He's doing acid." "God, he was so straight-edge." "Hi, Caitlin." "Hi." "This is Hunter, my friend I was telling you about." "Wow." "Do you like Citron Jell-O shots?" " I haven't had any alcohol in a week." " I know." "I was gonna say we should go to Panchito's, then I remembered." "Bad idea." " I went to the health center." " For that problem swallowing?" "They gave me BuSpar." "That's for anxiety, right?" "I guess." "There was this weight lifter on the subway." "He was eating chicken parts and spitting bones back in the container." "And the whole car reeked." "This blind man sitting next to him, you could tell he felt invaded." "We all did." "Everybody just stared straight ahead." "New York." "[DOOR OPENS]" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Hey." "Where is everybody?" " What're you doing?" " Receipts from Sunday." " You got a problem?" " What, Ton?" "I said, "Do you got a problem?"" " With what, Ton?" " I heard you got a problem being here." "I like being here." " You're sure?" " Yeah." " You're sure?" " Yeah." "Don't say you're sure if you're not sure." "You bought your daughter a nice house?" "After you came over with us?" " Yeah, that's nice." " Wonderful thing." "And your brother, buon 'anima." "You've recovered from that shit?" "You put your grief behind you?" "You put your grief behind you?" "Let me hear you say it." "I put the grief behind me." "I'm gonna go get a coffee and a bun." "You got a younger son too?" "You ought to bring him to the house." "We can get something to eat, they can go in the pool." "We'll have to leave this junk on the table." "Don't know where to put it." "Control, you hearing me?" "HARRIS:" "Yes." "Leave the factory." " Roger that." "AGENT 3:" "Wire's in, Bobby." "I'm good to go." "AGENT 1:" "Control, we're in motion." " Touchdown." "Dig, Soprano!" "Come on!" "You wanna join the team?" "You think it's all for show and not for go?" "Dig in." "HARRIS:" "You're out of there, George." "Unit 3, we're in." "TONY:" "So I got a job for you." "STASIU:" "Right." " Might get a little messy." " I understand." " Wet work." " All right." " I'll make it worth your while." " I'm not worried." " Look over here." "TECH AGENT 1:" "Minimization, 40 seconds." " The old one flooded the whole place." " I can smell the mildew, you know?" "You're an engineer." "I figured you could rig a system some PVC shit or something, so if it happens again you get the overflow and put it over to a sump pump." "Chip out the concrete." " Four-0." " They're not discussing OC." "TECH AGENT 2:" "In two minutes we're allowed to check back in." "What do you think?" "Whatever." "Well, how much?" "Time, materials..." "I don't know how to concoct estimate." "Well, fair enough." " Let me get measure." "Get started." " All right." " Hi, Stasiu." "STASIU:" "Hello." " You gonna use this?" " lf you want it, take it." " No, you go ahead." " Go ahead." "I'll use the bike." "I have to sort Meadow's laundry anyway." "Lilliana's making her a leg of lamb to take." "In Lodz, I had grant from the state to do an autonomous research." "Why don't you use it?" "I'll take the bike." "Jesus, already." "No, you go ahead." "Stas said he could smell the mildew down here." "Right, Stas?" "We've gotta let the place dry out." "Got some girl to take care of my mother." " Yeah, where'd you find her?" " Agency." "TONY:" "Good coffee this morning." "CARMELA:" "Vienna Roast." "It's not as acidic as the Italian." "TONY:" "Cleaned me out." "CARMELA:" "What you need is more roughage overall in your diet." "TONY:" "I've had something stuck in my teeth for two days." "CARMELA:" "You gotta use the other floss." "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]" "[MAN SINGS "I'M YOUR CAPTAIN"]" "MAN:" "You got the crescent wrench?" "Nobody puts it back..." "Oh, my God!" "Tony!" "Oh, my God, Tony, are you all right?" " Uncle Ben." " What happened?" "[VCR REWINDS]" "What are you doing here?" "We had to drive back." "Someone stole the VCR from the common room." "Public Enemy!" "That's a great movie." "For our class." "Just finished." "We're out of here." "$40,000 a year to watch movies?" "Who's "we"?" "Just a friend from class, okay?" " Your mom likes lavender." " I'll be ready." " Mr. Soprano?" " Yeah." " I'm Noah Tannenbaum." " How you doing?" "Thanks for letting us screen." "The speakers are great." "You a film buff?" "Some say Hawks made the genre with Scarface, but Cagney was modernity." "Muni was not, so I give the nod to Wellman." "I'm just gonna grab that CD, then let's hit the road." "The last year for this course." ""Hypercapitalist Self-Advancement in the Era of the Studio System."" "So you guys, you and Meadow, are you...?" "A little early to say." " What's your background, Noel?" " Noah." "I'm from Los Angeles." "West L.A." "TONY:" "No, I mean..." "My family's in the business." "Show business." " Those old Tarzan movies?" " My dad's an entertainment lawyer." "What I mean is, like, we're Italian." "My dad's Jewish, my mom's African-American." "Tannenbaum, right." "But on your application, you checked Jewish?" " No." "They can't ask about religion." " Right, of course." " What'd you check?" " African-American." "So we get it." "You're a ditsoon." "Excuse me?" "Charcoal briquette?" "A melanzane?" " What's your problem?" " You know." "She didn't do you any favors bringing you here." "I don't know what she was thinking." "I got associates who are black." "I don't want their sons with my daughter." "Fuck you." "See, that's what I want to avoid." "So when my girl comes down, you say it was nice to meet me." "Then you'll take her to school and say goodbye." "Let's see the Garden State." "We're gonna drop by Hunter's." "I want her to meet Noah." "Later, Dad." " I don't got time for these attacks." " It's been good for months." " lf you didn't instigate..." " Me?" " He's just a friend." " You didn't see them." "You want her with him, keep it up." "Play the race card, she'll run into his arms." " Not if I cut off those arms." " Stop." "Let me deal with it, if anybody's going to." "Make things worse with your shit, I'm gonna be pissed." "I should call Cusamano." "You might need stitches." "If my sisters ever brought home a butterhead, my old man..." "Hey, Ma." "LIVIA:" "Look who calls." "Actually, I'm standing in front of you." " Ah." " Hey." "So how's it going?" "What do you care?" "Out of sight, out of mind." "I brought you some books on tape, since you can't concentrate to read." "I wish the Lord would take me now." "In the meantime, I brought The Horse Whisperer and Omerta." "Why, what's wrong?" "You gonna freak out every time I do something nice?" "What's this?" "She's finishing baby journals from long ago." "My idea." "TONY:" "Oh, yeah, I remember these." "Carmela gave you one for each of the kids." "You're supposed to fill these out." "Twenty years, nothing!" "Now, look here, I don't like that kind of talk." "Stop it, it upsets me." "Carmela's ma returned these to the kids filled with memories." " You can't write stuff for my kids?" " That's nobody's business." " Too busy feeling sorry for yourself." " She'll do it." "It's good for her." "She knows that." "Keep her mind active." "Why do anything if there's nothing in it for her?" "Listen up." "Concentrate." "I know it's difficult." " Remember the plane tickets?" "LIVIA:" "They were stolen." "Did you say that, or did the feds?" "What did you tell them?" "What did I do?" "They're trying to build a RICO case against me." "What will you say on the witness stand?" "They only let you go to get your cooperation." "Don't wave your hanky at me." "What will you say from now on?" "I never stated those tickets were stolen." "Barb'll testify." "You back her up." "I should have kept my mouth shut, like a mute." "In the future, any deal they make you keep your mouth shut." "For a year I didn't speak to you." "Maybe I should have kept it that way." "Oh..." "Fuck it." "Do what you want." "[FILM MUSIC PLAYS]" "[DOOR CLOSES]" "Did you say something to Noah?" "If you're smart, keep walking." "You did." "What did you say?" "He was quiet at Hunter's." "Now he's sitting in the car." "You didn't hear?" "Maybe if I say it in Swahili!" "CARMELA:" "Meadow, can you come up here?" "What?" "I need your help with this clasp." "MAN 1:" "That ain 't our beer." "MAN 2:" "It's good, and cheaper than yours." "MEADOW:" "Is my laundry done?" "MAN 2:" "I can 't help it if I have to buy from Schemer Burns." "You're yellow!" "MAN 1:" "You ain 't gonna slug me, are you?" "What?" "Your mother died." "You're kidding." "I mean..." " Jesus Christ." " Svetlana just called." "She said that after dinner your mother went upstairs." "When Svetlana came up, your mother was under the covers." "Svetlana thought she was asleep." " Svetlana's waiting for us." " She's dead?" "I'm sorry, Dad." " That your mom died." " Me too." "Your grandmother loved you." "She loved both you two." "Very much." "[AMBULANCE BEEPS]" "[DOG YELPS]" "SVETLANA:" "They just remove." "CARMELA:" "We saw." "She was in no pain, Tony." " What about the cause of death?" " Massive stroke." "Yeah." "She will not be finishing journal." "I break promise." "Is not often that these old ones get away with something." "A journal?" "Nothing." "Those Granny Remembers books you bought her when the kids were born." "She never touched them." "[PUNK MUSIC PLAYS]" "What's your beef?" "Asshole Robert Frost." "How am I even supposed to know what this means?" "Like I even care." ""Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening."" "I'm glad I'm not in high school anymore." " You read this?" " Sure." "What does it mean?" "It's due tomorrow." "What does it mean?" "The woods are lovely, dark and deep But I have promises to keep" "And miles to go before I sleep" "Okay, look." "Where is he?" " In a field, on a horse." " Not on a horse." "It has bells." " So?" " What kind of horse has bells?" "I don't know." "Give me the fucking answer." "A horse that's pulling a sleigh." "It's a Thanksgiving poem?" "Like "Over the River and Through the Woods"?" "It's not Thanksgiving." "What's covering the field?" " Snow?" " And what does snow symbolize?" "Christmas?" "Hello?" "Cold?" "Endless white?" " Endless nothing?" " I don't know!" " Death!" " I thought black was death." " Miles to go before he sleeps." " He's far from his house." "The sleep of death." "He's talking about his own death which has yet to come, but will come." "That's fucked up." "[HONKING]" "Gotta go." " I thought black was death." " White too." "[HONKING]" "I'm coming, I'm coming." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "[SQUEAKING]" "[CAR PULLS AWAY]" "[FLOOR SQUEAKS]" "ANTHONY JR:" "Grandma?" "BARBARA:" "I can 't believe it." " What're you gonna do?" " I'll call Janice." " Meet you at Cozzerelli's around noon." " I already called." " Ma didn't want any kind of service." "So we'll pick out a simple urn or whatever." "I'll see you there." "Proshai, Livushka." "Which means what?" "Goodbye, little Livia." "MAN ON TV:" "He's been in this situation a million times." "We'll see what happens." "There he is, pulling that in." "He's got the eye of the tiger." " Ton." "CARMELA:" "Anthony, turn it off." "I'm sorry." "We all know how much you loved her." "Thanks." " I can imagine how you feel." " Yeah, well..." "What're you gonna do?" "I'm sorry, T." "What're you gonna do?" " At least she didn't suffer." "GROUP:" "That's right." "[DOORBELL RINGS]" "My God!" "What next, huh?" "[PHONE RINGS]" "How's Tony taking it?" "TONY:" "What the fuck?" "!" "Goddamn fucking bitch!" "She was awful." "How do I tell my kids their aunt won't come to a funeral?" "I'll handle it." "Then he goes, "You gotta work on Columbus Day."" "[PHONE RINGS]" "Eat your eggs, baby." "Ace Garage." "TONY:" "You're not coming to your mother's fucking funeral?" " May I speak?" " Our sister's sobbing!" "May I speak?" "Go the fuck ahead!" "You may recall that I have good and valid reasons not to enter the state of New Jersey." "That case is colder than your tit." "It'd be good to show up." "Nothing to hide." " I don't do well at funerals." " Who does?" " You don't wanna leave your chair." " I'll hang up!" "She didn't want a funeral, but can't you sit with your family?" " She was your mother!" " For us working folk..." "Woody Guthrie over here." " They got special rates for deaths." " Yeah, half of full fare which, at this late date, comes to $ 1100." "Fully researched." "Fuck it, I'll pay it." " Can I bring my fiancé?" " Fuck that!" "One seat, coach!" "And don't breeze in when it's time to divide the estate!" "I know you think Ma 's got money buried in the house!" " What about that other thing?" " Richie?" "He went into witness protection." "It's the truth." "Right?" "Hm." "Cozzerelli's Funeral Home." "Noon, tomorrow." "Does Harpo know his grandmother died?" "Him, I'll pay for." "Bring him down." "He's your son." "Hal is on the pavers, Tony." "He's a street person." " I didn't know." " You're not the only one with problems." "Be there tomorrow." "TOM:" "Got a drink in the house?" " I wish..." "There you go with that wishing stuff again!" "I wish you was a wishing well." "I'd tie a bucket to you and sink you." "Maybe you found someone you like better." "WOMAN:" "Oh, Tommy!" "Let me make you a cup of tea." "I came over to give you something." "Here, take this." "If you need more, just say so." "MAN:" "I'm caring for Ma." "TOM:" "On two bits a week?" "Ma don 't go to nightclubs." "How do you know?" "I used to dance." "TOM:" "Money's nothing to me." " I guess not." "But with no heart and no brains, it's all you've got." "Tommy!" "Tommy!" "His mother died last night." "No shit?" "[WHISTLING]" "[FOOTSTEPS ECHOING]" "Ton, I'm so sorry to hear." "What're you gonna do?" "I know how you feel." "We lost Mom last year." "You remember." " Least she didn't suffer." " Ralphie, I need to talk to you." "Albert..." "[DOORBELL RINGS] ...you too." "Vito, have a sfogliatella." "JANICE:" "Carmela, she's gone." "Come on." " Who torched one of Albert's trucks?" " One of the trucks?" "Be quiet." "He lit up two of my dumpsters." "What's the matter with you?" "We're in the newspapers every week." "My crew is in line for the Raritan Township contract." "They keep whispering to Albert!" " What did you say?" "Whose crew?" " You can put anyone over the crew." " You're a captain when I say you are." " I'll turn up my hearing aid." "Getting cute with me?" "With my mother dead?" "Raritan Township recycling manager, Joe Zachary." "I'm in line for the contract, but he's talking to Albert." " He's threatening to go to the EPA." " He said that?" "All right, fix it." "No more fires." "[DOOR CLOSES]" "[PHONE DIAL TONE BEEPS]" "ANTHONY JR:" "I'm ditching Spanish." "Meet me by the trophy case." "How could we possibly get busted?" "The boys' room by the stage?" "They never check it." "Mr. Soprano, Janice, Barb." "Please accept my condolences." "I'll use all my skills." "Don't go crazy." "I mean, you know?" "Then we're not envisioning any visitation hours for Mom?" " She didn't want any service." " I find that hard to accept." "Is she still down at the hospital morgue?" "We brought Mom here this morning." "She's downstairs." " There's gonna be a priest, right?" " Yeah, sure." "A priest, I guess." "When would that be?" "You're not having a Mass?" "I'm not selling here." "She was Catholic but not religious." "I thought we'd have a shindig at the house." "After." "So the grandkids could, you know..." "I don't know." "I know what Mom's wishes were, but not to have a wake?" "We look like unloving children, and cheapskates." "Who gives a shit?" "It's her wishes." "I wish to honor her." "There's a lot of things I could say that I won't!" "You think we should do something now?" "She used to picture her funeral." "You wanna do something, let's just do it." "Cozzerelli, arrange it all." "Send me the bill." "Tony, this all won't fall on you." "I'll paint the overleaf for the program." "Motifs from the Mexican Day of the Dead." "One thing that I'd like to suggest:" "Everyone gathers and can voice a remembrance or a feeling about Mom." "I don't want any California bullshit." "People can drink, they can eat." "If they wanna yak about Ma, they can." "No "I'm sorry, my condolences." Nothing." "Actually, that's good." "It's a relief, you not saying nothing, to tell the truth." "You know, everybody else, all bullshit." "All right, here's the thing." "I'm glad she's dead." "Not just glad." "I wished she'd die." "Wished." "Had this court case coming up." "She might've testified against me." "So when I heard she was dead, relief flooded into my veins." "How do you feel about your mother testifying against you?" "Come on, will you listen to yourself?" "Is that right, wishing her dead?" " Is that being a good son?" " Good son?" " Yeah, a good son." "I mean, bad sons..." " Bad sons what?" "They should fucking die." "That's a fucking disgusting thing to be." "Your kid, at Bard." "He better be a good son, right?" "You're right." "Why should I be good to that old bat?" "That fucking selfish, miserable cunt?" "She ruined my father's life." "Oh, yeah." "But he wasn't her son." "What did she do to you?" "That's a matter of public record." "We both know." " You can't say it." " She didn't know what she was doing." " You're letting her off." " My uncle denies it." " He loves you." " I know that!" "Grown children often wish for an aged parent to die." "It's not necessary for the parent to testify against them." "It's a taboo thought, but common." "Particularly if the parent has lost all capacity for joy at being alive." "So we're probably done here, right?" "She's dead." "MAN:" "What is it?" " Tony's mother's wake is tonight." "Want me to wear a wire?" "Sure." "Need batteries?" "Let's go to Office Depot." "[CLANKING]" "[DOOR OPENS]" "TONY:" "Janice?" "Um..." "I'm downstairs." " Hi." " Hey." " Mom would want a closed casket." " Definitely." "They usually put a picture on the casket." "What do you think?" " Look at that." " She's smiling." "She looks normal." " It's us who made her into a sourpuss." " One of us." "Get the fuck off!" "All right, all right!" "Maybe you're right." "My shrink says all women aren't cut out to be mothers." " Is that a slam at me?" " No." "If my father was in the circus, maybe I'd turn out like Harp..." "Hal." " This is weird." " What?" "None of my childhood artwork is here anymore." "Nor Barb's." "Get the fuck out of here." ""Anthony Soprano, 7th grade, Mr. Martino. " I had him." ""Why Fear Strikes Out by Jim Piersall is a good book."" "Take a look." "She only saved yours." "What?" "Here's Barbara's Communion certificate." " Here's her baby shoe." " Yeah." "That's it." "Nothing of mine." "Everybody agreed I had "extraordinary visualization skills."" "Those pencil drawings that I did of Grandpa?" "Good." "[MURMURING]" "Tony." "Sorry." "Tony, I'm sorry." "He's disrespectful." "Thanks for coming." "Fucking motherfucking pain in the fucking ass!" "Could we not, huh?" "With the tantrums?" "For this I miss the Jets game?" "[RAP MUSIC PLAYS]" "ADRIANA:" "Did they say when your making ceremony might happen, with this delay?" "Stop asking fucking questions." "If I knew, I couldn't tell you." "Hit me." "Hit me." "Every little bit helps." "Anything to get through these events." "Hey." " What a fucking blow." " You too?" "I'm serious." "Breaking the terms of your house arrest?" "I got a dispensation." "She's my sister-in-law, for chrissake." "My dad's very ill too." "Thanks." "Thanks for coming." "Allow me to express my condolences." "Thanks, assemblyman." "I met your mom once or twice." "That was a proud Newarker." "Oh, hey." "Reverend." "My sympathies, Tony." "We talked about this day, did we not?" "You know State Assemblyman Zellman, right?" "8th Ward?" "Do I know him?" "You bet." "Yes, we go way back." "How are you?" "Reverend." "Uncle Jun?" "You all right?" "They're dropping like fucking flies." " It's that charcoal-broiled meat." " Nobody told us!" "I'm kidding, you fuck." "What's the matter?" " You wanted to talk?" " I gotta talk to your wife." "Jun, come on." "This is a funeral." "Enough of her soigné attitude." "...that's easy." "...time." " What do you want?" " To use this sad occasion to put bitterness and sore-headed feelings aside." "I'll behave how Tony wants." "I don't want to add to his stress." " There they are." " Hi, Uncle Jun." " Hi, Uncle Jun." " How's that surfboard I gave you?" "Ow!" "Tony's waiting." "Ralphie Cifaretto got word to me." " What does he want?" " A bump up to captain." "The kid's been a top earner since that rat bastard went in the program." "He whipped his crew into shape." "Three months ago, the rat bastard was the Second Coming." "I'm boss." "You forget." "I forget nothing." " Don't make me say things we'd regret." " Go ahead, I'm fed up." "Hey." "I'm on the street." "That's the arrangement." "Stay home, clip coupons." " Things are good..." " Yeah." "...but the economy's so robust you get credit for everything." "Chinks and housewives bet football." "You better be finished." "BARBARA:" "Thank you for coming." "RAYMOND:" "Your mother was a fine woman." "I'm sorry." "EUGENE:" "Joe Zachary?" " Yeah." "Oh, boys." "No fires." "Tony doesn't want any fires." "[SCREAMING]" "[SHO TS RINGING OUT]" "[SIRENS WAILS]" "I ain 't so tough." "[WHISTLING]" " Well, what do you think?" " Can 't say." "Hope for the best." "MAN:" "Doctor, this is Tom's mother, brother, and Miss Doyle." "FELIX:" "The Lord bless her and keep her." "The Lord make his face to shine upon her and be gracious to her." "The Lord lift up his countenance upon her and give her peace." "Amen." "GROUP:" "Amen." " Did you talk to her?" " She's sure you said something." "He won't discuss it." "He clams up." " Beautiful sendoff, T." " Thank you." "I want to thank you for all you've done for her." "She was much work." "In end, she defeated me." "We won't need your services anymore." "I'll be moving in." "If you could get your stuff out that'd be good." "I stay there only during week, when my fiancé has his children." "Tony says I can continue situation till Bill and me find house." "Tony should have consulted me." "I'll be living at 55 Benedek while we deal with the estate." "Speaking of which, my mom had an extensive record collection." "Caruso, Robert Merrill, a shitload of Broadway shows." "Do you know where they are?" " She gave to me those records." " What?" "She know I like American show tunes." "I didn't ask." "They're my mother's records." "I feel very close to them." "I don't want make a trouble, but I have to respect her wishes." "This is just about you bogarting those disks for your ass." "They're worth a fortune." "I will not answer such here." "I want the entire discography back at the house by this weekend." "ARTIE:" "Mrs. S." "How are you?" "Sit down." "How's your mother?" " You call her every day." " Mom passed away." "Really?" "When?" " About six months ago." " Please, give her my regards." "Is she still on that crazy diet?" "I brought you something." "From my restaurant." "I don't know if you remember, Vesuvio?" "Mrs. S?" "[CRIES]" "What's the matter?" "After what my son did to you?" " How can I look you in the face?" " What now?" "You don't blame him for the fire?" "Artie, what are you doing?" "Come on, we have people arriving." "Let's go." " Thank you so much." "Thank you." "MAN 1:" "I'm so sorry." "MAN 1:" "Hey, how are you?" "MAN 2:" "Good to see you." "Look at her." "She's becoming a robot, like us." "WOMAN:" "I'm so sorry." " At least she didn't suffer." "All her innocence is gone." "Then the rabbi has to extol the virtues of the deceased." "The rabbi says, "I did not know this man." "I'm new." "You knew him." "Say something good."" "Silence." "Goes on for about a minute." "Finally, from the back:" ""His brother was worse."" "I walk out with the provolone, and he thinks I smell like that!" "This Survivor." "I should find the winner, pull out a gun and say:" ""You're not gonna survive unless you give me 25% of that million dollars."" "PAULIE:" "Not bad." "We could find out where they live." ""See how you survive this, pezzo di merda."" "[GLASS CLANKS]" "JANICE:" "Everyone, please." "May I have your attention?" "We would like to ask you all to join us in the great room." "Form a circle, sit anywhere, get comfortable so that we can all be together and share a remembrance about the woman who brought us here." " Goddamn it." "JANICE:" "Please, join us." "Paulie Gualtieri?" "Join us, please?" "Thank you." "What the fuck did I say?" "If you'd rather, I can invite them to her place." " Janice, what are you doing?" " Very good." "We can all take a break from eating for five minutes." "Most of you will probably remember that this was her favorite song." "It might help us get rolling." "[WOMAN SINGS "IF I LOVED YOU"]" "Herman Rabkin?" "You two went back." "Almost to the pyramids." "I guess what struck me most was she didn't mince words." "[MURMURING]" "Between brain and mouth, there was no interlocutor." "Anthony Jr." " I don't know what to say." " Come on." "Lay off, Janice." "Move on." "FANNY:" "She was my best friend." "If anybody died or was in the hospital I'd get a call from Li letting me know." "Thank you, Fanny." "Thank you." "Okay." "What's good for the goose..." "Most of you remember that I have an extraordinary visual sense." "As a child, Mom didn't let me rest on those laurels." "She didn't flatter me." "She believed that wildflowers blossom best among the rocks, with little water." "She was tough." "But she was right." "She's the reason I make videos today." "Tony?" "Maybe you'd like to tell them how Ma saved all your childhood schoolwork and none of mine or Barbara's." "You just did." "Wrap it up, Janice." "I hear she didn't suffer." "For that, we can be grateful." "JANICE:" "Thank you." "They say there's no two people on earth exactly the same." "No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints." "But do they know for sure?" "Because they would have to get everybody together in one huge space." "Obviously, that's not possible, even with computers." "They'd have to get everyone who ever lived, not just the ones now." "So they got no proof." "They got nothing." "[MUMBLES]" "Hey." " So, Ton, she's dead." " What?" "I guess our little secret dies with her." "Hey, pick that up!" "What am I doing out here?" "Everyone's telling stories of her." "I got a beaut!" "Artie." "[GLASS BOTTLE ROLLS]" "Artie!" "Don't talk about that!" "She may have passed, but who's to say there's not another just like her?" "Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia, but the same." "What I'm saying is..." "JANICE:" "Thank you, Chris." "Thank you." "ARTIE:" "Um..." " This is such a crock of shit." " Carmela!" "On one hand, I want to protect my children from the truth." "On the other, I'm saying, "What kind of example am I setting?"" "Evading and smiling, passing out cheese puffs." "Over a woman who was terribly dysfunctional." "Who spread no cheer at all." " Carmela, be quiet." " This is my house!" " I'm leaving." " Let her talk!" " Sit down!" " I'll speak if I want!" "Who are you?" "Minister of Propaganda?" "We suffered for years under the yoke of that woman." "She estranged us from our own daughter." "Ruined I don't know how many goddamned Christmases." " Hugh..." " No, don't hand me that!" "Bullshit!" "You wanted it, you got it." "Hear, hear." "From beyond the grave even." "This woman didn't want a funeral." "You all, her children, ignored her wishes." "Only after she's dead, by the way." "She didn't want a funeral." "She didn't want remembrance." "Why?" "She didn't think anybody would come!" "She wouldn't write down her memories because nobody loved her enough to read them." "She knew there was a problem." "There's desserts in the dining room, if anybody wants some." "Yes." "And they're all from Vesuvio." "Our new pastry chef, Bobby Vasquez." "Thanks." "Tommy?" "Mike's here." "He's come to see you." "You must like Mike a lot better than me." "No, Tommy boy." "You're my baby." "You're going to get well and strong." "All of us." "Together again." "I'm almost glad this happened." "[PHONE RINGS]" "Yeah?" "This is Mike." "When?" "You are?" "Fine." " They're bringing Tom home." "MA POWERS:" "When?" "MIKE:" "Right now." "He's on his way." " Wonderful!" "I'll get his room ready." "I knew my baby would come home." "[SINGS]" "[KNOCKING]" "[CAR DRIVES OFF]" "[SINGS]" "Subtitles by SDI Media Group" "[ENGLISH SDH]"