"Tom Productions Presents:" "A Michael Shrepstein film" ""Fictious Marriage"" "Subtitles:" "El-Rom Studios" "Be careful, Yoav" "My turn." "Don't bother mom." "Do you hear?" "I will." "Do you hear?" "I will bother mom." "You will?" "I'll show you." "I'll bother you." "Shlomo Bar-Aba" "Irit Sheleg" "Ofra Vaingerten, Yosi Soia" "Idit Teperson, Adiv Shagen Eli Yatzpan" "Theme:" "Shmulik Kraus, Ya'acov Rotblit" "Music:" "Itzhak Klepter" "Photographer:" "Amnon Solomon" "Hello, Sir." "Where are you from?" "Jerusalem." "Have you served in the army?" "Yes." "Are you carrying any weapons?" "No." "Did you receive any parcel?" "No." "You have no luggage?" "No, none." "Thank you." "Excuse me sir, is this your suitcase?" "No." "Girls, is this your suitcase?" "Last call..." "flight to New York" "Producer:" "Michael Sherfshtein." "Director:" "Haim Buzaglo." "Last call to flight 031 to New York" "Last passengers report to gate 7." "Thank you" "8 calling 1, 8 calling 1 There's a missing passenger." "Check the terminal and delay the plane." "Looking for a good hotel?" "I've got one for you, California." "Something cheap, nice and good." "Part one, three, one, good." "One, two, three, part." "Forward, backward, part, front, side, watch it, three, four." "Good, forward, don't quit." "Don't quit, 1, 2, 3, forward, plier, relever" "Excuse me, please." "Forward, plier." "forward, watch it, don't break." "Legs, 3, legs, harder." "part, one, two Excuse me, please." "Hi." "Hi." "A little workout." "Great." "Yes, what can I do for you?" "I'd like a room, please." "A room?" "Let me check." "For how long?" "I haven't decided yet." "OK." "Let me know by tomorrow." "It's for the record." "Fine." "Alright, it can be arranged." "I'll just give you a form." "Form, form, form..." "Form." "Do you happen to have a pen?" "No, I forgot it." "How do you pay?" "Credit cards?" "Are dollars alright?" "Green dollars?" "Yes." "Completely green." "Yes, dollars are fine." "Please." "Mr." "Eli." "OK." "Bashir." " Hi." " Hi." "Please show the gentleman to room 1 8." "OK." "Fine." "This way please." "Any luggage?" "No, I don't have any." "You'll never see the hotel dirty." "Life, all the time is great here." "You see no carpet here?" "Will be." "We'll fill the place up." "It's a little far." "We're nearly there." "Seek you'll find!" "Walk!" "and you'll arrive!" "You speak Arabic?" "Yes." "Right." "Keep well, whatever, welcome." "This picture for example, you see?" "We take care to put up pictures." "There's a couch to sit on, read something." "Please, this is the room." "If you want shower, here it is." "You push a little and it opens." "Towels are here, and there's hot water." "To your left, the toilet." "Yes, that's the bed." "It's very comfortable." "If you want, it's also a double." "Here we put a picture of The Wall." "Of what?" "The Wall..." "where you pray." "Oh, Jerusalem, yes." "Yes." "From here you see the sea." "Where's the sea?" "Behind the house." "Behind the house?" "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "If you need anything, you call me, Bashir, and I come." "OK?" "See you." "That's for you." "Eldad Nathan," "13 Mordehai St." "Jerusalem." "The bastard's from Jerusalem." "A teacher." "Place of work:" "High school, near the University." "Married plus 2." "E. Eldad, Eldad, Eldad." "How many times have I told you to grease this?" "Eldad, Abuzaglo...?" "Eshri?" "Hi." "Hi, how are you?" "You want to sit down?" "Yes." "Please come sit here, OK." "D'you know what?" "Maybe you sit there." "Maybe over here, it's better here." "Please." "That's because of the sun, you feel it?" "Yes." "Get a tan." "You like to eat something?" "Yes." "I'd like something light to eat." "The waitress will come in a minute." "OK." "Fine." "Hi." "Hi, how are you?" "I see that you do everything here." "Sort of." "In the season we keep a staff." "But now it's a little quiet." "What do you feel like eating?" "I'd like something..." "Brunch?" "That's what you eat there." "There?" "Where?" "ln America." "In America?" "Brunch, right, yes." "Fine, fine." "Whatever." "I trust you." "OK?" "OK." "Is everything alright?" "Yes, fine." "Here's the Jerusalem Post." "The Jerusalem Post?" "Yes." "OK." "Fine." "Any other guests in the hotel?" "The three of us." "You, her, and me." "Bashir." "The occupancy has dropped, but in the season we have charters." "Have what?" "Charters You don't know?" "The Crusaders They come to pray here." "The Crusaders come here?" "I see." "But thank God." "Nehama, I'm going." "Where can I reach you later on?" "In the cafeteria at the Forensic Lab." "Want anything?" "A sandwich, please." "A leg, kidneys, liver, lungs?" "Whatever?" "Pickles and stuff." "A near hit!" "Nehama!" "Yes." "If my wife phones, tell her that I got the chickens." "OK." "Bye." "I see that you've missed home." "Why?" "How do you know?" "By the oranges." "The first thing an Israeli does, he goes after an orange." "Really?" "Is everyone like that?" "Have you eaten?" "No, thank you." "I'm learning at home from casettes." "Have you ever been to America?" "No, No." "But I'll get there." "Sure." "Someone's at reception." "You want it?" "Bon Appetit, Mr. Eli." "Thank you." "Say, Bashir, do you remember Ruchik?" "The short one who used to work here?" "Yeah, I remember." "Anyway, she caught an Israeli emigrant." "Believe me she's playing it big." "She's got a Mexican maid, a limousine with a chauffeur, jacuzzi on each floor." "Her whole house is General Electric." "Milionnaire, huh?" "Toaster oven, microwave," "Maxi Mixer, food processor, dish washer, disk jocking, perculator, vibrator, you just name it." "Vibrator?" "The thing." "that makes juice." "Watch it." "Say, Bashir, do you think that he likes me?" "Who?" "Eli, the American." "Don't know...what can I say?" "But be careful." "Anyway, if you fall, Bashir is here." "Let's go upstairs." "Let me help you." "Now you remember?" "When I faint?" "I've got a feeling that I'll make it, just like Ruchik." "Go ahead." "Hi." "Hello there." "You can speak French if you want to." "Speak French?" "lf you want to." "If you have a good line." "But I don't know any French." "Oh!" "So Hebrew, too." "How are you?" "Fine, thank you." "I should be in New York right now." "What?" "I should be in New York..." "Oh, yes." "And... never mind." "Why?" "No, I'm too confused." "The weather is good here." "Yes, it is." "It's nice here, but..." "But it's a bloody country." "Makes no sense, and has no solution." "So how do you cope?" "What do you do?" "You do the simple and usual things." "Hi, Judi." "Hi!" "You did some shopping." "I went for a walk, bought some things." "Are you having a good time in Israel?" "Yes." "Very much." "Have you been to the new promenade?" "By the sea?" "Yes." "Yeah, real nice." "Tel-Aviv has changed some." "But what's Tel-Aviv compared to New York, y'know?" "Eli, I've put some towels on your bed." "You can go, take a shower." "Feel relaxed." "Could you connect me to the operator?" "I'd like to make a call from my room." "Long distance?" "No, local." "Eldi?" "Eldi, is that you?" "I can't believe it, where are you?" "In New York." "I arrived yesterday." "I found a nice cheap hotel." "Real nice." "How was your flight?" "It was great." "I didn't feel a thing." "As if I didn't fly." "Did you sleep?" "You know, America." "I'm really excited." "Looking out at the Empire State Building..." "Huge, like in a postcard." "Don't forget the presents for the kids." "Tell Yoav that I'll get the walkman" "And the Nike Air for the little one." "I'm running out of coins, can't talk anymore." "Everything's just fine." "I'll call you soon." "I'm having fun." "And I miss you." "Hugs and kisses." "I miss you too Eldi, I..." "Hello, Judy, everything OK downstairs?" "I'd like an early wakeup tomorrow." "Real early." "As early as you can." "Nehama, I've arrived." "Wait!" "Just a minute!" "Yes?" "Hi, is this the Nathan family?" "Yes?" "Can I speak with Eldad Nathan?" "Eldi?" "Eldi's not here, he's in New York." "Away in New York" "Yes." "You're his wife?" "Who are you?" "I'm an investigator." "What?" "What happened?" "What happened?" "Nothing's happened." "I'd like to ask..." "Wait!" "That's Eldi's suitcase." "Yes, that's his." "What happened?" "Let me come in and explain." "I want to know what happened." "What is this?" "What is this hole?" "What, this hole?" "Yes." "We had no choice." "What do you mean you had no choice?" "We had to shoot." "What?" "Who had to shoot?" "Our robot." "Who did he shoot?" "Thank you." "Sunflower seeds?" "A Bible... it's Eldi's." "Where is he now?" "Where is he now?" "I'm doing the asking." "What did he do?" "Why are you using the past tense?" "Sorry." "Is he a high-school teacher?" "Look, I'm very calm now," "I want to know the truth." "I want you to tell me." "Is he dead?" "My men are checking the morgue, and the hospitals." "As soon as I know anything you'll be the first to know." "I don't know why..." "I don't feel well." "Can I get a glass of water?" "Hey, Said, how you doing?" "Great." "Everything's OK?" "Good morning." "Fine, great." "How are the kids?" "The family?" "They send their regards." "Hi, Hasham." "How you doing?" "Give me a cigarette." "What's this, an American one?" "What's up?" "I've stopped smoking." "Changed citizenship." "I don't want to smoke, you have one." "Get the drinks." "Hi." "Hi." "How the kids?" "What's up?" "Shit all over you, all over me." "Here, pass the paper." "Come on, come on." "Come on guys, to work." "Good morning" "Hey you." "Get the bag, the bag." "Over here." "Bring it over." "Yes, you." "Bring it over." "Come on and bring it over." "Farid, take another one." "O.K. let's go." "You want to work?" "Get on, Get on." "Can I go up?" "No, we have enough." "Take a cigarette." "No, just an orange." "Want a cigarette?" "I'm Kamal." "What's your name?" "You from Gaza..." "or from Jerusalem?" "Jerusalem!" "Welcome." "Welcome." "This one doesn't talk." "Doesn't talk?" "A dumb one." "Stop laughing, it's not nice." "He went through customs, through passport control, and disappeared." "Wait!" "When did all this happen?" "Day before yesterday." "He phoned yesterday" "From where?" "New York, that's where." "I spoke with him, D'you need a light?" "I don't smoke." "Did he leave a number?" "No, he said he was calling from a pay phone, and he'll call again soon, that he's staying in a cheap hotel." "Bullshit!" "He never got on the plane." "Really!" "We spoke." "I heard him." "Actually the investigation is over." "I'll leave my business card here." "Those are my phone numbers." "If you hear breathing on the phone, scratches on the windows, call me." "What are you talking about?" "Money for ransom..." "They'll send a finger, an ear..." "Put it in the fridge so it won't rot." "It can always be sewn on." "Listen, you're a sick man." "I don't like your type." "So get up and get out." "Don't touch me!" "Come on, guys" "Zvika says that if we finish 2 rooms we'll get a bonus." "Step on it." "Hey you, come over here." "You work the concrete mixer, OK?" "Never worked the thing before?" "Put this on." "Leave the mixer." "Here, take the blocks." "Hey Kamal, come on up and see." "The painter is on the "balcony"" "taking off her pantalon." "Come and see." ""I'll throw myself from the window"" "Get away from here, you bastard." "What's going on?" "Hey, Kamal, guys!" "O.K., have fun" "She probably had a hell of a night." "Enjoy yourselves, have fun." "What are you doing here?" "Get lost." "Have a ball, guys," "Hey, he might be dumb, but he ain't deaf..." "You are my wife." "You are my wife." "You are my "brincess"." "You are my b...." "What is brincess?" "Princess with a-p." "With a-b, brincess." "Like Bobeye, you know, the cartoons," "Bobeye?" "Bluto fights with him?" "You know his wife Olive Oil?" "Good evening." "Good evening." "I'm just going up to take a shower." "What happened?" "Where have you been?" "I'm remodeling my..." "parents' house," "My mother's." "Your mother's?" "Yes, I must look awful." "Lots of soot." "Why aren't you staying with her?" "Because... she's not home." "She's in an institute." "I'm remodeling so I can lease it." "It's a long story." "Well, I'll just go up to shower." "You must be hungry!" "I'm starving!" "I am hungry." "You are a princess." "Thank you." "Hi, Bashir, how are you?" "Thank God." "I'll go up to shower, and I'll be right down." "Careful nothing falls down." "Careful you don't fall dowm." "Don't drop the hamburger on me." "Hold on a minute." "What's up?" "Surprise!" "What's up?" ""Room service'" "What about a hamburger with a lot of ketchup and chips?" "You startled me..." "I dozed off" "You're crazy!" "Where did you get this?" "Hey, it's great!" "You look terrific, what's going on?" "Say, Eli?" "Yes?" "Eli, d'you know Yossi Alblek?" "He also lives in New York?" "Has he got a cab?" "No, an old car." "In New York?" "No, here, he had an old car." "You're something else." "Hey, you've flipped!" "Look at this." "Say, Eli, what do you do in America?" "Wait!" "Don't tell me." "Let me guess, O.K.?" "I've got a knack for such things." "Look at me, straight in the eyes." "Ready!" "Yes." "O.K. Shoot!" "Business?" "Yes." "I knew it!" "You sell men's wear." "No." "Women's?" "Children's?" "Toys." "Toys!" "Kids!" "I knew it." "I told you I've got a knack for this" "Scorpio?" "Cancer." "Cancer, Scorpio, water." "Same thing." "It tastes good." "O.K. I have to go." "Bashir's waiting." "Are you working tomorrow?" "Yes, everyday from now on." "Why?" "Because I'm not working tomorrow." "I've got a free evening." "Sort of an "after duty" pass, right?" "I've got to check." "Maybe I can also." "O.K. You check in your library" "O.K. See you, bye." "Thanks for the dinner." "My pleasure." "It's on the house." "Look up all the places in the Bible that mention Afula." "Come on." "Chow-time, guys." "Hi, hi." "Have a seat." "Take this." "Come on man, eat." "Take this." "Want an onion?" "Hey guys, finish up." "We've got a quarter of an hour left." "Come on man, lay off." "No talking while eating." "Don't get mad." "Guys it'll be starting in a minute." "Three minutes to curtain." "Want a pepper?" "Have one." "She wants to drive us nuts, this one." "Said, make the coffee, man." "Hey guys, it's show time." "Drop the food." "Oh, shit!" "Look at those curves." "What a sight!" "It's hot man." "Hey, you, get lost!" "What is this?" "Want to have a look?" "Come on, have a look..." "Get lost." "No!" "Steal it!" "Great, great." "Come on!" "Maccabi!" "Maccabi!" "Come on, have fun, guys." "Throw it!" "Don't waste time!" "Don't keep the ball to yourself." "Come on, get the rebound." "Now, throw now, come on!" "Great." "Who, who, Barlow..." "Barlow!" "Barlow, you're the messiah!" "Good!" "Now hold tight." "Listen to me." "Don't let them have it!" "Block!" "Block!" "Oh, God!" "Why this way all the time!" "Connection completed." "Roger and out." "Why did you bring me here, anyway?" "To keep it discreet." "My assistant, Nehama, is also anonymous." "Who is Nehama?" "On the pole." "Let's go in." "You'll see, he'll call soon, and your story will blow up." "Maybe I'll finally get rid of you." "He'll call you from Afula." "Afula?" "Our intelligence says he's there." "Afula!" "No thanks." "I've had enough." ""Out together" ""On a sad and lonely street" ""feeling your way" ""hoping it's the right beat." ""ln this game" ""will we laugh or cry?" ""While you're still here" ""our hearts soar far and high." ""So much is unknown" ""yet there's always a chance," ""for the wheel spins again" ""for us to dance." ""Far above the rainbow far above a cloud."" "You don't know anything about Eldi." "Eldi's a simple guy." "He's orderly, responsible, punctual.." "Know what?" "I wish he were a bit crazy." "I don't even know what you're saying." "He can't even hurt a fly." "Classic example of a polite neighbor." "Afterwards the neighbors say:" ""ls he the rapist?" "I'll be darned!"" "Does anyone believe you're a cop?" "I've got an l.D." "Oh, yeah?" "All these lawyers live with you?" "I'm a protected tenant." "O.K. This is mine..." "That's yours." "This one also, maybe, wait a minute." "Here, let me help you." "Why?" "Because you can't manage by yourself." "Come on, let me go up with you." "No, no." "I'm going to sleep, and you are going to room eighteen." "Remember room eighteen?" "Bye!" "See you in the morning" "Hello!" "Shlomit!" "God." "I'm going crazy." "I've been waiting hours for this call." "Eldi, you're in New York, right?" "Eldi, where are you calling from?" "Give me your phone number, and I'll call you back." "It's a pay phone." "I can't." "I'll have a number in another place" "How's everything at home?" "Alright?" "Haven't you lost your suitcase?" "You want a suitcase?" "No, your suitcase!" "You want a suitcase?" "I'll get you one." "Eldi, please listen to me." "Which street are you calling from?" "I don't know it's name." "But... it's..." "Israeli like." "There's even this resturant, New York Kosher." "Meat and dairy." "What?" "Meat and dairy." "I have to hang up." "No coins." "Say hello... bye." "Eldi?" "Ask him which street is he calling from." "Which street are you calling from?" "Afula?" "Stop whispering." "Operator says it's 03 (Tel-Aviv)" "Afula." "Which Afula?" "Tel Aviv." "What Tel Aviv?" "What do you mean?" "I heard that it was from New York." "You could hear it was from far away." "I heard trains, people, Blacks!" "D'you think that he's got somebody?" "Sure!" "Eli?" "Hi, Bashir." "Good evening." "How are you?" "Fine." "Bought some presents" "Yes, say how did Maccabi come out?" "Don't ask." "They really loused-up." "How come?" "He had the ball." "He didn't go to the line  lost it." "Lost?" "They lost." ""Better have 1 bird than 1 0 on a tree."" "But you know they have two Blacks." "I can never tell them apart." "Know Lavan (White) Merser?" "He's black." "What's this?" "A T.v. program with Yaron London." "Interesting." "Well..." "Have a pleasant evening." "You too." "Thanks." "Alright." "Good night." "Good night" "I missed it." "Too bad." "A lovely morning." "Hey, honey." "Spray us." "Yeah, us!" "Sorry." "Anything go on in here?" "No, no, nothing went on." "I've brought some towels." "I'll put them in the bathroom, O.K.?" "Did you get along?" "You said that lately he was confused." "Show me one couple that has it all." "We've been married 1 0 years." "Between us, I'm not the greatest gift a man can get." "Right." "Right." "Why aren't you watching the road?" "Ready?" "Sure?" "Yes." "Voila!" "What's this terrific place?" "This is my place." "You like it?" "It's only a loft." "It's great here." "Here's Woody." "Hello, Woody!" "What a dress!" "It's something else." "Nice, really terrific." "O.K., we'll start... with a beautiful cigar.." "Oo La La." "The last one." "Please." "And now..." "I have a big surprise for you." "Ready?" "Yes." "Sure?" "Here I am..." "Voila." "A visa!" "You got a visa." "For 6 months." "Darling, it's great, isn't it?" "You can't imagine the mess that went on in the embassy." "By the time it was my turn, I was sure no more visas were left." "Anyway, the clerk asks me..." "Where are you going?" "Straight off I gave him your address." "Amsterdam Avenue?" "Exactly." "Then he asks me... what's the purpose of the trip?" "It means why am I going." "Yes." "I looked him straight in the eye, and I told him:" "I'm going to my man." "Gave me my passport wishedmeluck." "You have a beauty mark here  here." "Here and here?" "Yes." "Cheers." "Darling, I'll be right back." "Have fun guys, have fun." "What did you say?" "Nothing." "6 months is a long time." "You can even get a green card." "Really?" "It can be done, anyway." "How... what?" "In a fictitious marriage for example you immediately get a green card." "Haven't you heard about it?" "Why darling, are you proposing to me?" "Fictitiously, darling." "Fictitiously?" "Yes." "Darling." "Darling." "What will I wear to this marriage?" "Not only his wife, another bitch is coming with them." "Start working." "Said, the radio." "Shmulik." "Yes." "Hold me already." "I don't understand." "Can't they build the stairs here?" "Come on, have a look..." "Hi, guys." "What's up?" "Everything's O.K?" "When can we move in?" "ln a little while, ma'am." "We're working on it." "It's not a fence, it's a house." "Shmulik!" "Look at this window." "It's wet!" "What is this?" "After the tar it will be fine." "Shmulik!" "Come here, come here!" "Do you see what I see?" "What do you see, Dalia?" "That this wall is completely crooked." "It's not built yet." "Who put up this wall?" "I'm asking who put it up?" "Don't know." "Get rid of it." "It's a lousy job." "Fuck you!" "What lousy job?" "Bitches." "Someone's got to go." "Who put up the wall?" "You, too?" "You know as well as I do that the wall is O.K." "O.K. or not, whoever put up the wall has got to go." "What's with you!" "You know that we all put it up." "Your mind is dirtier than the Jews." "You treated the contractor badly." "Jew, contractor, whoever put it up has got to go." "Where are you going?" "I put up the blocks, so what?" "So please go." "Because of the likes of you the Jews fuck us up nowadays." "Give me the salary!" "There isn't any." "I don't give a damn." "Tell Zvika." "Fuck you and Zvika!" "Take it easy." "Let's not sink so low." "We've all worked." "I've got an idea." "Let's split up the money." "All of us put up that wall, we're all in this together." "I'm not splitting with you." "What?" "Stop playing big boss like a big shit." "You bet I'm a boss..." "and a foreman." "Where're you going?" "Split!" "Stay away from me!" "Hi." "Hi." "Does anyone speak Hebrew?" "There's a crack in my wall, could you send someone to fix it?" "You're our neighbor, right?" "Right." "I'll go with her..." "Great." "So you'll send someone?" "Sure." "After lunch." "Great." "Thanks." "You welcome." "Bye." "Let's draw for it." "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8..." "Whoever wins had better not forget us." "I'm sure it's me only," "Get the edges." "What's he got?" "A good idea." "Hey dumb-one, where are you going?" "O.K., guys." "Face this way." "All you need is luck..." "Draw!" "Damn my luck." "Stay away, don't peek!" "Stop telling me..." "Now it's your turn." "Hey, man, you won." "I'll turn the handle, and you ride it." "Go fill up her hole, OK?" "They say that the deaf and dumb... are good at fucking." "When you ride her... feel like a majestic Arabian horse," "and do it for Said, too." "Stand up." "Dress." ""Praise the lover..." "with a song and a dance."" "Ruthie?" "Shlomit!" "Hi." "What a surprise." "How are you?" "You look great." "Thanks." "How's everything?" "Any news from Eldi?" "Yes that's why we're here." "We're throwing him a surprise party." "We wanted to hear things about him..." "stories that we don't know of..." "O.K. Let's go into the teachers' lounge." "Do you speak Hebrew?" "Oh, you don't speak at all?" "You're mute?" "O.K. I'm also mute...in Arabic." "Shall I show you the crack?" "Here it is." "Think you can fix it?" "Great." "Do you want to drink something?" "Said, something?" "Can't see a thing." "Why doesn't he open the window?" "Guys, let him have his fun." "Can I draw you?" "I'll get you some more juice." ""Where's the bridegroom, oh where!" ""Oh, how will his eyes shine'." ""Welcome he who cometh."" "No luck." "We've sent the dumb-one, so we haven't even got a story." "Who's there?" "It's Bashir, it's O.K." "Just a minute." "O.K." "What..." "Excuse me, I thought..." "It's lovely." "Everything all right?" "If you seek you find." "lf you walk the way, you'll arrive." "If you need me, call me." "I come." "OK?" "See you." "So long since I went on a holiday." "A real holiday." "What's with you and America, Judy?" "What's the story with America?" "If I told you I'm not from America, that I have a wife and 2 kids,and that I teach in a school..." "Come on." "You're kidding me" "You'll never be able to kid me, Eli." "Look, in America you can be just anybody." "You can dream up an idea, and it's like a crane that picks you way up, high above..." "and you feel like a king." "Here, you dream up an idea, the crane picks you up, you knock your head and fall down." "Darling, can you imagine me here, a small kid?" "In these fields I grew up." "Oh, the sleeves are so green." "Darling, you have to taste this." "Everybody borrows recipies from mom." "I'm scared." "He isn't taking me anywhere." "As if you were kidnapping me." "Look, it got stuck in his throat." "What do you want?" "Eat, Eli, eat." "If you walk the way, you'll arrive." "If you walk the way, you'll arrive." "I fix, it's O.K." "Come on, Kamal!" "Stop telling me." "OK." "OK." "These kids are cute." "Real cute." "They'll grow up, go to the army, and finish us off." "You know what?" "I think that I felt it." "I think that lately I felt... that he knew he was faking." "D'you know what I mean?" "I don't know." "His homeroom periods became a nightmare." "D'you want one?" "Sorry, I forgot." "When last he came back from the army, he was confused, perplexed." "Told me he would stand in class, helpless." "Now that I think about it." "Lately we have grown apart." "Guess, I also wanted some air, or maybe I didn't really want to know." "You really don't know." "You should have seen the teachers' eyes when I talked with them." "They spoke of him with yearning." "You know, women love a man in crisis." "You know, I really can't stand your type." "Well what?" "What do you want me to do?" "Why don't you pass them?" "How?" "At least blow your horn." "Things like that make me nervous." "These guys make me nervous." "Wherever you go, you see them." "At the beach, in restaurants, at home." "Come on, pass them already." "Come on, pass them." "Wait a minute, wait!" "What happened?" "Either I'm going crazy or I'm beginning to imagine things." "Never mind." "I thought I saw somebody." "I can't stand these things." "You don't have to be sad." "He told you maybe he would work at his grandmother's old age home." "He's remodeling her house." "Maybe he'l stay overnight." "So late?" "Maybe he works today to rest tomorrow." "Hey, good evening, we're here." "Tonight you'll sleep here." "Where, where are you going?" "The money." "Here's five, another five." "Put it away somewhere safe." "Good evening, fellows." "Hey, guys, this one's new... he's dumb." "Tonight you'll sleep here with us." "What a surprise!" "You see something." "Did they put the T.v. on?" "No T.v. tonight." "There's a movie." "Hello, girls." "Talk!" "..." "What do you see?" "Nothing." "What d'you mean nothing?" "Take a good look." "What's up front?" "A building, Avigail, a building." "Nice, Hedva." "What's in a building?" "Scaffoldings." "So what's so interesting?" "What's this questionnaire?" "Workers?" "He works there." "An Arab?" "Hey, there are 4." "2 for me." "2 for you." "Dafie, could you do it?" "No sweat!" "Excuse me, but I find it disgusting." ""The tears flow fast..."" "Want a yogurt?" "No, I'm eating cheese." "It's an ideological matter!" "Hedva?" "I find it quite disgusting." "O.K., listen." "There's a meeting with the Palestinians in Rumania." "I'm going." "Coexistence!" "You're going to Rumania?" "Yes." "You're going to Rumania to meet Arabs?" "You're insane." "Cross the street and you'll meet them by the dozen." ""Like the wind, oh dear," ""like the..."" "I wrote a song about it, want to hear?" "Yes." "My very own sabotage." ""l had a crack, he came," ""he had no detonation fuse." "My sabotage," ""my very own sabotage." ""He filled up the crack and opened another." ""He had no detonation fuse." ""My sabotage," ""my very own sabotage..." ""Not at a bus-stop," ""nor at a corner."" "You know, in my family we have many brothers." "Maybe 1 0 or 12, can't remember." "I've got a sister who's a doctor, a brother, doctor, a brother physician, a brother who's a vet." "You know what's a vet?" "Works with ants, cockroaches." "Takes care of them." "I'm the only bum." "Not true." "You're the nicest." "They say I'm the black sheep." "Why?" "Doesn't matter to me." "Hi, your highness." "Peel it, peel it." "Take it and eat." "Who's paying?" "The country's paying." "What's with you?" "Why are you falling?" "Here, eat this." "You'll feel better." "Hi, guys." "Hey, dumb-one, come on." "I'm taking him home with me to Gaza." "See you guys." "Watch him, see you." "We're nearly there." "Tired?" "Hi, everyone." "Hi, here take this." "This is a friend of mine from work." "My father, Abdullah, my mother..." "My cousin." "He's dumb and you're deaf." "How you been, dad?" "Thank God." "I was worried about you this week." "Take care of yourselves." "Here's the salary." "Bless you." "Shame on you." "You're our guest." "How's my uncle, Ibrahim?" "Fine." "How's the sea?" "Quiet?" "Fine, fine." "Just keep away the problems." "Have the nets been sewn?" "Yes, they're ready." "Is the boat ready?" "Yes, everything is ready." "The nets are ready." "Yes, yes. everything is ready." "I want to take him to the sea tomorrow." "Welcome, welcome." "Time to pray, dad..." "Why are you down?" "I'm not..." "I'm thinking, maybe at the end nothing will come out of this." "I'll be stuck here." "You Jew have no luck." "Why?" "We Arabs had this one religious Jew who said, every Arab that leaves the country gets $40,000." "You take the money, go to America, open up a hotel, and that's it." "But you're not lucky, you were born Jewish." "Do you think I'm a sucker?" "D'you think I'd let a man fool me?" "You sure he proposed to you?" "Yes." "Not just a marriage, but a fictitious one." "What's fictitious?" "Don't you know what's fictitious?" "Wasn't interested." "Fictitious is..." "Don't you know what it is?" "It's like...it's like..." "forever, big, style like." "Fact, fictitious?" "You mean grand?" "Exactly." "Know what, Bashir?" "I'll go to America with Eli or without him." "I'll send you a ticket." "No, I can't come." "Why?" "Because I can't leave our home-land." "Want some coffee?" "That's for the Jewish kids." "Lift it up." "Slow and careful." "Good morning, guys." "Good morning." "Where to?" "Careful you don't drown." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Come on let's work." "Just a minute!" "You stink!" "Oh, my God!" "You stink." "Let's wash you and then dress you." "Come on." "Yuval's clothes look good on you." "Sussu, let's have a go at it." "Say, Susi, if we had a child, would he be a Jew or an Arab?" "Ibrahim, come on!" "Lift it up." "It's for the Jewish kids..." "A bomb!" "Did you say something?" "A bomb!" "A bomb!" "A bomb!" "Hey kids, get away from here." "Mom..." "Stay away!" "Take the kid away." "Kids, stay away!" "Kamal." "Kamal." "Take them away from here." "A bomb!" "Cross the street." "Stay away from here." "Clear up the place." "Hey, lady, call the police!" "Bye, Bashir." "Give this to Judy, OK?" "OK." "See you." "Thanks." ""And the hero is still looking for you." ""Another chapter in this unfinished book," ""and the ball is still in your hand." ""Waiting for a move or a look." ""Without a tune, without a band." ""You've had a dream," ""and the thief is me again guarding your door-step." ""Always." ""And you know there is no hiding" ""for my image will come riding to be there, again." ""Waiting for a move or a look" ""without a tune, without a band." ""l danced my way, and tried it all," ""but you knew how the ball would fall," ""an ocean of tears and so many fears" ""yet, we'll still meet," ""in one of the chapters of the years."" ""Fictious Marriage"" "Subtitles:" "Elrom Studios"