"Mustn't bite the thread on a funeral robe!" "Scissors?" "What's wrong?" "Isn't this stitch wrong?" "Cut this for me, I've sewn up my hand!" "Heavens!" "Take more care!" "Does it hurt?" "Old flesh can't feel a thing!" "Granny!" "It's lunch time!" "Granny!" "Did you hear me?" "Aren't they cute?" "A typhoon is on the way!" "GRANDMA AND HER GHOSTS" "No misbehaving behind my back!" "Kulo!" "Keep an eye on them" "I'll make a new seal" "You naughty ghosts, you think I'm past it?" "What's up, DouDou?" "Been spanked?" "Of course not, I never get spanked" "His mom is sending him away to his grandma's!" "Watch out she doesn't keep you trapped there!" "Mind she doesn't slobber kisses all over you!" "I want my video-game back before you go!" "Shut up!" "I don't want to go!" "Help!" "DouDou, greet your grandma" "Come on, where are your manners?" "I didn't hear you greet me either!" "Mother!" "Come in out of the rain" "I don't want to go inside!" "Behave yourself!" "Well?" "After you..." "You go first" "No, you" "You go first No, you" "I'll go first... there's a leak!" "Stay inside, DouDou" "I have things to discuss with Grandma" "Mother, leave it for now!" "We can stay in a hotel for tonight" "No!" "Jinshui's wife will pass away soon" "I must be here for the ceremonies" "You're still so superstitious?" "Why have you come anyway?" "I must leave DouDou with you for a while" "What?" "With me?" "Cool!" "Mother!" "You moved out to marry his father" "I haven't set eyes on you for six years!" "And now you bring me a bundle of trouble!" "Am I upsetting you?" "Speak up, I can't hear you." "What about your husband?" "What?" "Injured?" "Unconscious?" "Shh!" "I don't want DouDou to know!" "Ma!" "Kids of his age are too much trouble!" "No, no, DouDou is a good boy" "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "DouDou!" "Keep your voice down!" "Mommy, it's true, they were talking!" "I'm sleepy!" "Get some rest when you finish playing!" "Shilo!" "Kulo!" "DouDou" "They really did talk!" "Yes, I believe you" "Tell Daddy when he gets back" "He loves your stories" "Will you remember?" "Yes!" "Now, come to bed" "DouDou, second call!" "I'm coming" "Comfortable?" "This room is horrible" "Nonsense!" "Just lie down" "I'll turn the light out" "Mommy..." "This house is spooky" "Mommy, let's go back home" "I'll be good Just go to sleep" "I promise" "Mommy why are you still in make-up?" "I forgot to take it off" "Quiet!" "Listen to me!" "I let you shelter in the mushrooms... because you were too late to go through the spirit gate" "Now my grandson is here, you must go" "I won't have you scaring him!" "Don't worry, grandma" "Right!" "He can't see us anyway" "And what if he does see you?" "You'd scare him to death!" "Alright, we'll go" "Shut up!" "Do I have to evict you one by one?" "Why can't we hide in the toilet?" "We take up very little space!" "You two..." "What's that noise?" "Mommy!" "Be a good boy, good boy Don't cry!" "I can't stand this much longer!" "Come on" "Look over here" "Grandma, I caught you an octopus!" "Just leave it on the sideboard" "Here, this is for you" "Where am I?" "It's dark already?" "Mommy!" "I almost trod on you this morning!" "What were you doing under my bed?" "If you can't find your own bed just tell me" "What are you doing?" "Are those your table manners?" "They're coming to fetch me" "You behave yourself while I go out" "Hey whatcha doing?" "Whatcha doing?" "A mosquito in my ear?" "Grand... ma!" "When you call me properly I can hear you" "Why are you wearing that?" "I'd grow a bear before you could understand" "Mom says you're very superstitious" "Superstitious?" "Your mom often gets confused" "Fish-ball Grandma!" "Coming, coming..." "Help, my grannie, she's..." "I know, I'm just coming" "Grandma, where are you going?" "They need me" "You stay here!" "Don't leave the house!" "Your ma might telephone" "And put on your pants you're a big boy now" "And don't ever go into the back room!" "Kulo, Shilo, keep an eye on him" "I want to come!" "I hate being left behind!" "She's gone without me!" "Unbelievable!" "I'll save my tears for the grown-ups" "May you rest in peace" "May your spirit be free" "Grannie!" "Grannie!" "Your grandma has passed away peacefully" "Be happy for her!" "Should I be laughing?" "Certainly not!" "Rise up!" "Is her spirit rising?" "I think she's sitting up" "Where?" "Over here?" "Mom!" "Grannie!" "Mom!" "...Grannie!" "She doesn't seem touched by our grief" "Always smiling" "Alright, you can leave now" "Call me again when it's time to set the water lanterns" "Understand?" "Remember the way back here!" "If you get lost, call my name!" "Goodbye, Grannie..." "Grannie..." "Where's your grandson?" "In the house" "Is he safe by himself?" "Probably not" "Where are those talking mushrooms?" "Must have gone back to the corner" "I'll get some more" "Gone?" "They must be hiding in that back room..." "What are these?" "What are you doing?" "Get off me!" "You won't let me touch it?" "Alright, I won't touch it!" "Big deal!" "Fooled you!" "Ow!" "It hurts!" "What's this?" "Okay, never mind, nothing happened" "Let go now!" "What's going on?" "He's smiling!" "Stop!" "That's enough barking!" "Don't let grandma know about this" "Heavens, she'd never forgive me" "What shall I do?" "Hello..." "DouDou?" "Is that you?" "Mommy?" "When are you coming back?" "Have you got me a present?" "I'm being very good!" "Grandma?" "She's gone out" "Grandma is very bad!" "So when the ghost-gate opens on July 1st it's like a summer vacation for ghosts?" "More or less!" "When the ghosts come through what do they do?" "They look around, play..." "like we do" "They'll have a big Pudu feast July 15th after we've set the water lanterns" "What's a Pudu feast?" "The Pudu feast is for hungry ghosts Most hungry ghosts were bad people" "But some were people who died... without descendants to put food on their graves" "Hungry ghosts usually can't eat" "If they try to swallow food it turns into fire" "Food burns them" "Even if the fire is put out, they can' swallow the food" "Their throats are no wider than a needle" "But every year in mid-July they're spared the fire" "Their throats open wide and they have a big feast" "And that's the Pudu feast?" "That's right" "All spirits are invited?" "That's right" "Why?" "The bad ghosts may deserve to be punished" "But those who have no descendants are pitiful" "We have to help them" "You mustn't just think of yourself" "See?" "I see" "And what are the water lanterns?" "The water lanterns are..." "They're a sign that there's a feast" "Wandering ghosts see them from afar" "What are wandering ghosts?" "Too many questions!" "Wandering ghosts are... just like you!" "You'd be a wandering ghost if your parents forgot you" "Are you upset?" "I'm not a wandering ghost!" "What's the matter?" "I hate you!" "You're mean!" "Say that again!" "You're mean!" "I'll spank you!" "DouDou!" "Where has he got to?" "DouDou!" "What's this?" "Scratched open?" "By Kulo?" "Shilo, tell me..." "Did something bad take possession of Kulo?" "Oh no!" "Hello?" "Yes..." "I'll be right there" "Officer, there's been a kidnapping!" "Wow, what a big ship!" "Hey, kid, where to?" "I can't say I'm running away" "I'm going abroad to find my mother!" "Good luck!" "Same to you!" "So many steps!" "Who said anything about a kidnapping?" "It's not a kidnap case?" "Just said my grandson is missing!" "Hurry up and find him for me!" "Yes, yes" "It's just a kid gone missing not a kidnap" "Asshole!" "Check the facts first!" "Yes, sir!" "Merciful Buddha!" "He'll be the death of me!" "Broken?" "You're so heavy!" "Stay still, don't wriggle!" "Right, that's better!" "Hey, whatcha doing?" "Are you talking to me?" "I know you!" "You're Fish-ball Grandma's grandson, aren't you?" "I deliver fish to her all the time" "You can call me Ah Min" "I'm teaching my big friend to walk" "What big friend?" "Right behind me!" "Can't you see?" "Sorry he won't let other people see him" "He doesn't want to scare you" "Really?" "Are you kidding me?" "It's true!" "Come on down..." "Now, you want a ride with me?" "Hi!" "Hi!" "That's the little devil!" "Yes, he's back home" "Yes, his grandma knows" "I'll be right back!" "Little friend, don't run away again!" "Your grandma's on her way back" "She... she's bound to spank me!" "Maybe she will" "Because of you, I've wrecked my car" "You'd better watch out!" "I have to pay for the repairs myself" "DouDou, I have to go on with the walking lessons" "Ah Ming!" "Yes?" "You are not kidding me, right?" "Why can't anyone else see your invisible friend?" "I don't know" "Don't you have an invisible friend?" "No!" "Sorry, I gotta go" "See you!" "Come and see me again!" "Okay" "Are there really invisible friends?" "Of course there are" "Kulo!" "Hi!" "Did I scare you?" "You... you turned into a monster!" "A monster?" "Don't hurt my feelings" "I came to give you some friendly advice" "What advice?" "You want to go home, don't you?" "How do you know that?" "It's obvious!" "Any kid is lonely away from his parents" "Here there's no air-con no video games" "The old woman's mean and bad-tempered" "Am I right?" "My dear DouDou" "So what can I do?" "Dad is working abroad Mom's gone to see him" "And so you've been dumped here" "Mom said I was helping her by staying here!" "And they'll bring lots of presents when they come to fetch me" "DouDou, these are all for you!" "Come here, DouDou!" "Really?" "So why are they abroad?" "Dad's making money to buy us a house" "Didn't you say you had some friendly advice?" "I did indeed!" "Here it is..." "Sell your grandma!" "Sell grandma?" "What?" "Who would buy her?" "You don't believe me?" "Of course not" "Okay, follow me" "Any old rags and bones!" "So what?" "Used TV sets!" "Used washing machines!" "Sell her to him" "But he's a junk-man!" "He won't buy grandma!" "Just watch!" "Used washing machines!" "Used fridges!" "Used grandmas!" "See?" "Strange!" "What would he want with used grandmas?" "I've no idea" "But if he buys yours all your problems will be solved" "You'd make enough to buy that house!" "Your Dad and Mom will be so pleased!" "Wonderful!" "DouDou is great!" "Just wonderful!" "Then Dad would move back to live with us!" "That's right" "But..." "How do I sell her?" "Easy!" "Just make her cry three times" "Why?" "People cry when no-one wants them" "The junk-man will take her when she's cried three times" "That's the rule, understand?" "I get it" "Here, take this" "Keep grandma's tears in this" "Collect them three times" "Didn't you want to see Ah Ming's invisible friend?" "Rub her tears on your eyes and you'll see" "Really?" "Trust me!" "One more thing" "Her tears are more powerful when she's angry" "So it's best when she's angry?" "Right" "DouDou!" "That's her now!" "One more thing..." "DouDou!" "Gone?" "Strange!" "I was going to ask why he was fatter..." "DouDou!" "Grandma!" "Don't be mad at me!" "My child..." "Tears!" "Are you alright?" "Everything's alright now" "Where did you go all alone?" "You know your grandma was so worried" "Ah..." "What are you trying to say?" "Ah Ming took me on his bike!" "Who's Ah Ming?" "The boy who delivers fish" "That toothless kid?" "Yes, toothless Ah Min" "He'll keep you so busy, you'll have no time for me!" "Stop barking!" "Come inside!" "Come!" "Become part of me!" "Fresh souls taste much better than pickled ones!" "I don't see anything!" "That Kulo was tricking me" "Toys for sale!" "Fun grandma dolls for sale!" "What are you selling?" "Newly designed dolls!" "Really?" "Show me" "They're... so ugly!" "Ugly?" "Did you change me into a doll and put me in this stupid costume?" "And these!" "What good are they?" "Damn you, you stupid kid!" "You brought the goods?" "What goods?" "Your grandma!" "You sold her to me!" "No, I didn't bring her" "Then what's this?" "Grandma's inside!" "Game starts!" "Grandma?" "Asking for trouble?" "Athlete's foot!" "Grandma!" "You lied to me, little devil!" "You're the junk-man!" "Sure, and I buy useless old stuff" "Your grandma still functions well why sell her?" "I haven't sold her to you!" "I haven't collected three teardrops yet" "Anyhow, you're the useless one" "I'll take you... sell yourself to me" "No!" "Help!" "Mommy!" "Grandma" "What's the matter?" "Grandma" "You're tangling yourself up!" "What's been going on in your sleep?" "Anyhow, you're the useless one" "I'll take you... sell yourself to me" "Was it a nightmare?" "You look so pale let me help with housework today from now on!" "Are you feverish?" "This isn't normal" "See, dinosaur fish-balls!" "Am I great or what?" "This is done" "I'll help you, Grandma!" "No, don't!" "Careful!" "Two portions of fish-balls Coming right up" "See, Grandma, I'm doing well!" "Just leave them there" "How did I do today, Grandma?" "No-one can beat you!" "How far off am I?" "This is the seventh day" "DouDou, watch the stall for me" "Where are you going?" "Just there, I'll be back in a moment" "Where?" "Just there don't bombard me with questions!" "Hey, that's the wrong way" "Grandma, you said you'd only be a moment" "Now you try" "DouDou!" "Huge..." "I..." "I see it" "You crushed me!" "Who's that speaking?" "Underneath you!" "Thank you" "You look strange" "What are you?" "A talking pizza?" "Pizza?" "I'm a snake!" "Some new kind of snake?" "No, just a regular snake..." "who's been crushed" "Did I do it?" "No, it happened when I was alive" "I was crossing the road to go to school" "The light turns green" "A truck jumped the light and ran me over" "You're really a snake!" "Don't fool around" "Listen, do me a favor at the mid-July festival" "Sure, what do you want?" "Every year I go hungry at the Pudu feast" "I really want to go through the ghost gate to seek my next life" "I can help you get food Promise?" "What do you mean by your next life?" "Don't be afraid." "The dog sees you, but he can't bite you" "Stay with me a bit longer?" "I can't my grandson is waiting for me" "I must go" "Your water lanterns is ready, don't be late!" "Stop following me" "Food... food..." "You can't swallow anything now, you'll only get burnt" "You can eat at the Pudu feast" "Leave now" "Wait!" "If you show your terrible face to my grandson" "I'll make sure you're punished!" "Yes, Ma'am" "Here's my grandma." "Are you sure you don't want her help?" "Didn't you hear what she just said?" "Hide me quickly!" "DouDou, where are you?" "Dou..." "Grandma!" "What are you doing down there?" "What's so funny?" "It's time to go home." "You want to sit up here?" "Yes" "What's so funny?" "Tell me!" "No" "Ah Ming!" "DouDou" "He's huge!" "See, I didn't lie to you" "You see him?" "Yeah!" "Wow what a big fish he's carrying" "Who's that?" "I met him right after I saw the whale" "He's a snake." "I call him Flat" "That's a funny name" "I don't like it" "Flat is cute I'm not into being called Flat" "But you are flat" "He was lying on the shore when I first found him" "All by himself" "No-one paid him any attention" "Later I realized no-one else could see him" "Why is that?" "My gran says it's destiny" "Some sees, some don't" "I can see him, so I gotta help him" "Ah Ming, what's that?" "The water lantern parade" "Beautiful!" "Yeah, so big and so beautiful" "What?" "What did he say?" "He wants to sail on the water lanterns" "How you like the lanterns we made for you?" "Can you put my husband's picture on it?" "You want your husband's picture on it?" "Grandma!" "Grandma we want to make another lantern" "Is it true that the further away the lanterns float, the more luck I get?" "That's right!" "But what's that you have there?" "A lantern!" "We're pushing it far, far away" "Coming, coming!" "DouDou, let's move" "Wait for me!" "Shilo, follow him" "*Slow down" "It's moving" "Do you see her coming?" "Ready?" "Off you go!" "Give it a good push!" "Okay, I'll be right back" "I have to leave you now" "Look for your family" "But make sure you're back before the gate closes!" "Don't miss the chance to find your next life" "Come back whether you find your husband or not" "Don't get lost on the way!" "Come and join me soon!" "Like how?" "Die now?" "Never mind then, don't join me" "What a stupid ghost" "Granny is crying!" "Ah Ming, move beside her My grandma is crying" "I'm crying too Your tears are useless" "What do you mean?" "Why are you sitting on his head?" "Who's crying over there?" "Bye bye, DouDou" "Bye Come home now, DouDou" "I want to stay a little longer" "But not too long." "Shilo, stay with him" "Come home with Shilo" "Alright" "I'm DouDou, what's your name?" "Wow, a doll that bites!" "Don't you touch my mistress!" "I just wondered if she needed any help" "No she doesn't Don't be so mean to him" "He's a nice kid" "You'll wander a long time if he doesn't help you" "Well?" "Okay, here's her story" "But please blow your noses first" "I can't bear to see running noses" "Poor girl" "Why don't you go to find your next life?" "That way you'll be born again Right!" "No, she's afraid of Bull Head and Horse Face" "Seeing them at the ghost gate she ran away" "Bull Head and Horse Face?" "I saw them once last year They're the ghost police" "They live up to their names" "They both look terribly mean" "I see..." "I'm not afraid of them I'll help you" "I'm helping Flat to get fed at the Pudu feast tomorrow" "He needs energy to pass through the ghost gate" "After that I'll find a way to help you, okay?" "Promise?" "How come I don't see any ghosts here?" "I thought it would be packed!" "You'll soon find out" "Look, there's my grandma" "She's meaner than Bull Head and Horse Face" "She'll skin us if she sees us with DouDou" "Nonsense" "I declare the Pudu feast open!" "Give me that drink!" "See why I can't get any food?" "Okay, I'll help - come on" "These ghosts have no manners" "Why do ghosts need manners?" "Out of my way!" "I've got it." "Flat, it's a watermelon" "Flat, Flat are you alright?" "I feel much better Melon snake!" "What d'you mean?" "I'm naturally green!" "DouDou, time to go home" "Just a moment Go ahead" "I'll leave now with Grandma You stay here and eat some more" "More?" "You've waited so long, you should have more" "Come and find me when you've done" "DouDou" "Thank you" "Isn't it a real feast?" "Yeah" "And now it's my turn to eat!" "Dou..." "Dou..." "What's wrong?" "Nothing" "Grandma, what happens when the ghosts have fed?" "Don't call them ghosts call them good brothers" "Why?" "So as not to offend them" "You never call them good brothers" "I don't need to they're scared of me!" "There's Ah Ming!" "Ah Ming" "I've been looking for you for ages" "What do you want?" "I want you to meet a new friend" "Ah Ming, this is Apple" "I..." "I have to go" "He doesn't seem to like us" "That's not true" "Ah Ming can you take us on your bike?" "Do it yourself" "What's wrong with him?" "Shockingly bad manners!" "He's not usually like this" "Don't keep on talking to her" "People will think you're a nutcase" "You're the nutcase" "No, you are" "You!" "Lunatic!" "You!" "You!" "You!" "Lunatic!" "Thank you for turning my grandson into a good boy" "Please bless my son-in-law and my daughter too" "What's wrong?" "You look miserable" "Why don't you play with Ah Ming these days?" "Ah Ming stinks" "I thought he was your best friend" "Grandma, he was so rude to me" "He know I can't ride a bike" "But he told me to ride it myself!" "Really?" "I'll answer it" "Coming" "Have you seen the whale?" "No" "The ghost gate closes tomorrow, please tell him not to be late for it" "Tell him yourself!" "But I can't see him now" "What do you mean?" "Like you couldn't see him before" "Why not?" "I don't know" "My gran says kids lose some powers... when they grow up" "Please give him the message for me" "Bye" "Hang on!" "DouDou Coming" "So he's rude because he can't see us!" "I found it!" "Ah Ming!" "Grandma!" "You're always running!" "Didn't you hear me call?" "Yes The call's for you" "For me?" "Hello!" "Mommy, I miss you so much!" "When are you coming back?" "And Dad?" "I miss you every single day" "Okay, bye bye" "Apple, I'm going to go home!" "What's wrong?" "Jerk!" "What about your promise to help her?" "My grandma will help you" "Is that so?" "Flat said she'll skin us if she saw us with you" "Not true!" "She just looks mean like this" "Actually she's kind of nice" "If she's so nice why do you want to leave?" "But I'm all alone here" "Your grandma will be all alone when you leave" "But I miss my Mom and Dad" "DouDou" "Grandma" "Why are you shouting?" "Who are you talking to?" "I was on the phone, talking to Mommy" "She's coming back" "Yes, the day after tomorrow" "I'll give you a bike ride if Ah Ming won't" "You can let go of one hand on the bike?" "Are you crying?" "No, silly, just some sand in my eye" "Grandma, you don't have to cry any more!" "I'm leaving!" "What do you mean?" "Be careful!" "Road works everywhere" "He doesn't mean to help us at all!" "He'll be gone tomorrow, and he's out playing!" "Hi!" "I'm hungry" "I know, I'll make a fine dinner" "Don't run!" "Apple, where are you?" "Strange" "Shilo, did Apple leave by herself?" "Isn't she scared of Bull Head and Horse Face?" "Or did..." "Grandma scare her away?" "Dinner's ready." "Fetch your bowl" "No, I'm not eating" "I thought you were so hungry" "Why are you shivering?" "Are you ill?" "You're the one who's ill" "Why wouldn't you let them come near me?" "It's all your fault they've all gone now" "What are you on about?" "I don't understand a thing" "Stop crying first" "I understand" "You can see ghosts too" "No wonder, you're my grandson" "You're laughing!" "Sorry, I'm not laughing at you" "What's the use of being sorry now?" "I didn't want any ghosts scaring you" "As if they could" "I know, you're the bravest" "Come on, let's eat first" "I'll help you find them after dinner" "That'll be too late!" "The ghost gate closes tomorrow!" "You know even better than I do" "Alright, I'll go look for them" "You stay here and eat your dinner" "Shilo!" "Shilo, do you sense anything odd?" "There's not a ghost in sight and this is ghost month!" "Kulo!" "Hi there, Fish-ball Grandma!" "The power is out!" "Grandma!" "Grandma, where are you?" "Grandma" "Come back" "Sell your Grandma" "Grandma's been taken away!" "Hey, she cried only twice" "Just twice." "We have no deal" "And we didn't fingerprint it anyway!" "Give her back I'm not selling!" "Grandma!" "Strange, where did he go?" "What are you saying?" "DouDou!" "Shilo, Grandma's been taken by the junk-man" "DouDou, your grandma's in the hospital" "She's been sold to the hospital?" "What are you on about?" "She's had an accident" "Bruising, a twisted neck" "And a dislocated shoulder" "She must stay here for further observation" "She may have some concussion" "Grandma!" "Don't worry your parents will be here tomorrow" "Press the bell if you need the nurse, understand?" "I know" "Grandma!" "Don't cry, I'm alright" "Miss Chen, where's the dog?" "Not allowed on the ward" "I'm lucky to have Shilo" "Otherwise I'd be passing the ghost gate myself tomorrow" "Thank you, Shilo" "DouDou," "I know what happened to your invisible friends" "The devil has eaten them all... including Ah Ming's whale" "Grandma?" "Eaten?" "Grandma, what devil?" "The devil who was trapped in that urn!" "He got out and possessed Kulo" "The devil from the urn?" "What will happen to my whale now?" "You're hurting me... my neck Ah Ming, stop shaking!" "You kids are so rude!" "There's still something we can do don't panic" "What can we do?" "The ghost-spirits are like air" "The devil sucks them in so that he can grow bigger" "We must defeat him before the gate closes" "Then the spirits will be freed and the good ghosts can be reborn" "Otherwise they'll become part of the devil trapped inside him forever" "So we must defeat him!" "Grandma do you know where he is now?" "Of course I do" "The devil always chooses the spookiest place" "He must be in the ruined shipyard" "I know the place" "Ah Ming!" "I'm going to save them" "Me too!" "Come here, Shilo" "Ah Ming, wait!" "Take this" "What is it?" "Those are grandma's tears" "Rub them on your eyelids and you'll see our invisible friends" "Really?" "That's how I got to see the whale" "Honestly Okay, let's go" "You go first, I'll be right behind Okay" "I must confess to Grandma first No-one's gonna buy her" "Come, Shilo" "Sit here until I come back" "Ready?" "I'm going to start" "Grandma, I want to tell you..." "Grandma is shining!" "Routine check" "Why is it beeping?" "Emergency!" "Room 306!" "Quick!" "Grandma, what happened to you?" "I'm sorry, Grandma it's all my fault" "I shouldn't have touched the urn" "I shouldn't have thought about selling you" "Don't bark now, Grandma is dying" "Silly boy, I'm alive and well" "Grandma?" "You... have Grandma's voice!" "Silly boy I've swapped bodies with Shilo" "Don't you want to save your invisible friends?" "Excuse me!" "What's with kids today?" "If they aren't racing motorbikes it's dogs!" "Remember what I've taught you?" "Yes" "I can't stay in Shilo's body for long" "We have to be quick" "Yes, Grandma" "Hang on!" "Clear the way!" "Lady, lady!" "Let go of my hand!" "Who said she needed emergency treatment?" "Miss Chen call Dr Mai from Psychiatry" "My... bat" "Here's your bat" "Thanks!" "Who's there?" "Come out of the shadow Show yourself, you bastard!" "Hi!" "Sorry about my bad eating habits" "Those are my left-over" "Did you eat my friend the whale?" "There's an easy way to find out!" "You can try to find him inside me!" "You... you're gonna eat me?" "Believe me, it hardly hurts at all" "Let go of him!" "Isn't this the small boy who tried to sell his grandmother?" "You liar!" "Cheat!" "I'll never trust you again!" "What?" "You tried to sell me?" "Sorry Grandma I wanted so much to go home" "He said that..." "Grandma?" "When did you turn into a dog old woman?" "Any dog is better than you you monster!" "You're hurting my feelings" "You have feelings?" "You were cold-blooded in life" "And you became an evil ghost when you died" "That's why my grandfather sealed you in that urn" "Bull Head and Horse Face tell me you want to be born again" "You'll wait a century for a second life" "A second life?" "Old woman, you've got it wrong" "It's done, grandma" "I'm very happy with things as they are!" "I'm enjoying being a free monster" "Grandma!" "Don't be afraid" "What's this?" "I've trapped him!" "You're a menace, old woman!" "You have no idea who you're dealing with" "Grandma Yes?" "Ah Ming looks pretty bad" "The monster has eaten his soul" "What shall we do?" "Give back all the souls you've sucked in!" "Your power is like a net that catches big fish" "But it can't hold little fish" "Not a single hit!" "He wasn't aiming at us" "Grandma, what are they?" "Zombie cats!" "Let me out, old woman!" "I can spare the life of a dog" "No way!" "Okey!" "Charge!" "DouDou, get out of here!" "No, I want to help you!" "No need, I'll be safe if I hang on till dawn" "You can't hang on till dawn" "DouDou" "How did you get out?" "Look under my feet!" "You stepped on them!" "Of course!" "Why else would I spit them out?" "I'm not a cow, you know!" "DouDou!" "Let go of my grandma!" "Sure!" "Grandma!" "Grandma, wake up!" "Give me back my grandma!" "Didn't you want to get rid of her?" "It's not true!" "Didn't you want to sell her?" "No, no sale!" "Give back my grandma and my friends!" "Or else..." "Or else what?" "Say it!" "She's afraid of Bull Head and Horse Face" "I'm not afraid of them, I'll help you" "Every year I go hungry in the Pudu feast" "I can help you get some food" "Grandma!" "Bear this in mind:" "If you want to beat an evil ghost just do this!" "Ha!" "That blow!" "What blow?" "It's called the Five-Thunder Blow" "What blow?" "It turns human yang breath against devil's yin breath" "Come closer!" "The closer you get, the more powerful it is" "Like this?" "A little more..." "The blow is..." "like this!" "Ha!" "Where are we?" "Where's the devil?" "Grandma?" "Am I dreaming?" "Is this our hero?" "Handsome young fellow!" "His mouth's even bigger than mine!" "Grandma?" "Ah Ming?" "DouDou?" "Grandma Enough, enough..." "I don't know what happened..." "But Shilo, I mean your grandma said you saved all of us!" "I saved everyone?" "Yes" "Look around!" "Jinshui's wife!" "Flat!" "DouDou..." "Hey, the whale!" "Everyone's free!" "Great!" "Grandma, where's the devil?" "Who are they?" "We are Bull Head and Horse Face" "Your grandma asks us to escort this devil to hell" "Let go of me!" "He's so small!" "Kid, all evil things start small" "Yeah, the old sages knew very well..." "The tiniest good deed is good, and the tiniest evil deed is still evil" "Can't you come up with something new?" "This is my style, I'm a law officer" "Alright" "Everyone must report to us tomorrow before the ghost gate closes" "Yes, sir" "Otherwise you'll have to wait another year for a new life" "Yes, sir" "We'll be off now, Grandma Grandma..." "Wait, I need one more favor from you" "What is it?" "I really prefer your old look as a woman" "You see that little girl over there?" "Goodbye, goodbye" "Goodbye" "Bye" "Remember to visit us in your next life" "Bye!" "Will he remember?" "Ah Ming" "Don't worry, animals have good memories" "Are you sure?" "Yes" "Come on, hurry along" "I don't have all day for you, you know" "Bye, DouDou..." "Thank you" "Bye, Flat..." "Goodbye" "Sorry, you're not flat any more" "DouDou..." "Hey, why are you still here?" "She's still afraid of Bull Head and Horse Face" "It's okay, Grandma's found a way Atten-shun!" "Officer Bull Head and Horse Face!" "Is there a little girl called Apple here?" "We're here to escort her" "What's so funny?" "We are Bull Head and Horse Face!" "That's right!" "See?" "They're not so scary!" "Are you Apple?" "Don't be afraid" "Grandma asks us to escort you" "Thank you, Grandma" "APPLE, goodbye Goodbye" "I think I did a good deed for the invisible friends" "Mom and Dad arrived that evening" "Now I know that Mom went abroad to bring him home" "Grandma was fine apart from her neck" "They all seemed happy talking to each other" "Seeing them happy makes me happy too" "And Grandma's house was a great place to go" "ONE YEAR LATER" "Don't push" "DouDou Hurry, hurry" "Where're you off to in the summer vacation?" "A cool place Where is it?" "My grandma's" "Hello, DouDou" "School's finished?" "I miss you too" "Alright, I'll wait for you" "Bye bye" "Must I use force?" "Don't hassle me, I'm losing my hat!" "Get in line!" "What's wrong?" "I think I ran over something" "Mom..." "What?" "I ran over a snake!" "Not again!" "Is that you, Flat?" "Hi, DouDou" "In your next life, be a bird, okay?"