"[Phone ringing]" "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "Hello?" "JOEY (ON PHONE):" "Hoo!" "Hey, Richie!" "Yoohoo!" "I'm getting married!" "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "Is this Joey?" "JOEY (ON PHONE):" "Liz and I are tying the knot." "Everyone's coming back into town for a huge bash." "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "It's 4:00 in the morning" "And you're calling about a goddamn wedding?" "Yeah." "I'm telling you, buddy, it's gonna be great." "Yeah." "Liz is gonna decorate the garage." "We're gonna have everything..." "Kegs, booze, hot dogs." "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "Big get together, huh?" "Yeah, party's Saturday night." "I expect everyone to have a hangover for the wedding," "You got it?" "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "I can't believe" "You're gonna marry that broad." "Yeah, she finally broke me." "But hell, after six years of going out," "You kind of run out of excuses." "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "Joey, I gotta get up for work in two hours." "Listen, I gotta go, OK?" "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "Good night." "Yeah, it's gonna be great to see you and the whole gang." "All right?" "RICHIE (ON PHONE):" "Bye." "OK, bye." "[Inaudible] Lola." "I gotta tell you." "You and your girls have done a hell of a job tonight, man." "Really." "You've really outdone yourselves." "I wanted your last night to be very special with us." "Yes, you've been a loyal customer, Joe." "You have been so loyal that we are" "Going to put you in our hall of fame scrapbook, Joey." "Pictures?" "Cool!" "I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him." "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears." "The evil that men do lives after them." "The good is often interred with their bones." "So let it be with Caesar..." "[Barking]" "What did he do?" "Knock you up or something?" "Shut up, Carol." "Will you look at the size of it?" "How'd Joey pay for that?" "Oh, he put it on Mom's credit card." "Top line cubic zirconium." "What's that freak doing here?" "She comes in here every day." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "Um, yes." "I..." "I'd like to see the, um..." "The ring?" "The, um... yes." "Sure." "Are you actually going to buy it today?" "Or do you just wanna look it?" "I just wanna look at it." "Thank you." "Eww." "Next time, try washing your hands, you" "Little piece of trash." "Hey." "I'm sorry, honey." "I didn't mean you." "Yeah, whatever." "Hey." "Can I have 50 bucks?" "Hi." "Mr. Thatcher's math class." "You were in the first row." "Cassandra." "Cassandra Heimlich?" "Holmbeck." "You used to be so smart." "You used to be different." "Want a chocolate?" "Oh god." "Mother of baby Jesus!" "Do you hear that?" "I'm sorry, Daddy." "Do you?" "I'm sorry, Daddy." "That's what I found the radio tuned to this morning." "Now get in the car!" "And take off those ridiculous stockings." "God be with you." "You're going home to pray, young lady." "No, Daddy." "I'll teach you the meaning of discipline." "But I was only talking." "LUTHER:" "Talking leads to touching." "And touching leads to doing." "Hi, Joanie." "And here are your films." "You're welcome." "[Singing]" "No!" "You know, this is gonna be great." "You know, just getting out of the city for a while," "Spending a nice, relaxing weekend" "In the sleepy little hamlet where I grew up." "Still can't believe they gave you the weekend off." "Only been working here for a couple of days." "Let's just not talk about that, OK?" "I can't believe I'm hearing this." "You're not." "I" "I can't believe you lost another job." "Do you know how much you owe me in back rent alone?" "Oh come on, for Christ's sakes." "No, it was a stupid video store!" "No!" "I have too much education for that." "Besides, they had a lousy foreign section." "Oh god." "What?" "All right." "How much is it?" "[Horn beeping]" "Listen, Liz." "We're gonna split now." "Yeah." "Ah, and speaking of split, don't forget about the league" "Tonight." "Mark's picking us up at 8:00." "Bowling tonight?" "I thought you were gonna be with me when the guests arrive." "I'll give you a call later." "Listen, tiger, I got work to do." "Come on." "How about a little, uh, afternoon delight?" "No, Sloppy." "Someone's gotta start paying for that honeymoon." "Oh, come on." "Haven't had my recommended daily allowance of, uh, Vitamin F." "Here, but promise me no more bets, Joey." "And don't forget to clean up the kitchen" "Before the guests arrive." "Yeah, yeah." "Oh my goodness, baby." "Look what you've done to her!" "Ow!" "Damn it." "Mom, what is it?" "Hey." "Can you tell me where I can get a beaver license?" "I said, can you tell me where I can get a beaver license?" "I hear there's good to beaver hunting" "Up near where the river meets Trogsden, Trogsden High School." "Are you gonna just sit there all day or what?" "Yeah, sorry." "My trunk release is broken." "You know how it is." "Whoops." "Sorry about that." "Come on, buddy." "Get the lead out." "Come on." "Let's go!" "Just try to have a good time, OK?" "Sure." "Please?" "Oh, come on." "Look." "Have a little more consideration for my stuff, all right?" "Is that too much to ask?" "Damn it." "Stop complaining just for one minute." "I don't care." "Look." "Just for one weekend." "Oh my god." "Look at this." "Great." "What?" "Great." "Please, just for me... hah-hah!" "Sloppy Joe!" "Man." "Man." "How you doing?" "Great." "Couldn't be better." "Couldn't be better." "Looking good." "Oh, this must be your better half." "We're... we're just friends." "Oh, come on, honey." "She's just kidding." "We've had sex many times." "I'm glad." "So, tell me, Goon." "What you better up to, old buddy?" "Huh?" "Huh?" "Nothing, huh?" "That's great." "That's great." "Real proud of you." "Where is everybody, man?" "I thought everybody would be rocking here by now." "Well, Stumpy should be here any minute." "Grease got here this morning." "I sent him to pick up Goon at the bus stop." "Wait, wait, wait." "Ted is here?" "I thought Ted was killed in South America." "No, he was just missing for a while." "Great." "So come on, man." "How's New York?" "You still writing poems?" "No way." "Poetry's dead." "Yeah?" "I'm working on a pretty major novel, actually." "Cool title..." "Days of Blood, Nights of Sin." "I love it, man." "Got a lot of violence, lot of sex in there?" "No." "No, actually." "Well, you know what?" "I better get on KP before little Dink gets home." "If I know her, she'll have a goddamn cow" "If she sees all of this." "[Horn beeping]" "Speak of the devil." "[Horn beeping]" "Get the bastard, Liz." "Get him!" "Liz, baby, take it easy on those tires." "Uh, Cliff's here." "Remember him?" "How you doing, Liz?" "Good to see you." "You cocksucker." "You motherfucking cocksucker!" "Liz, stop her!" "A whorehouse?" "A whorehouse and you have my Liz?" "I'll kick you in the balls." "Kick him in the johnson, honey." "Kick him in the johnson." "Asshole!" "MOTHER:" "Did you kick him in the johnson, Liz?" "I told you to kick him in the johnson." "LIZ:" "Mother, shut up and move over!" "MOTHER:" "I told you to kick him in the johnson!" "[Car drives off]" "What is it?" "Que pasa, amigos?" "Shit." "[Vomiting]" "Well, looks like the shitkickers" "Have finally arrived." "Goddamn." "What's shaking, bacon?" "You feel all right, man?" "Dude, you want some painkillers?" "Oh my god." "Is that Stumpy?" "I don't believe it." "She got thin." "Hi, everybody!" "I just can't believe this, Emmett." "I mean, this document's such a betrayal of trust." "Is she reading Shakespeare?" "Uh, excuse me." "Does anybody know where the bathroom is?" "Uh, sure." "It's, uh, back down the hall, past the kitchen" "And to your right." "Be careful though." "The first flush doesn't always clear the bowl." "Oh my god!" "Gross!" "No, no, no, no, no." "That was not part of our arrangement, man!" "Well, you gotta be shitting me." "Come on!" "You listen to me, hombre." "I almost had my ass blown off down there, man." "We had a deal, goddamn it!" "MAN (ON PHONE):" "[speaking spanish]" "No, no, no." "Never mind where I am." "OK, man?" "I'll get you the shit." "You just keep up your end of the bargain, OK?" "Pal?" "MAN (ON PHONE):" "[speaking spanish]" "What?" "MAN (ON PHONE):" "[speaking spanish]" "Oh, come on." "Fuck that!" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Fuck." "[Knocking on door]" "Hey, you planning on finishing any time this year?" "Just a minute!" "I mean, the twists and turns have been stressful." "But I'm a step away from becoming an editor." "Oh, and I feel so good." "I feel so damn healthy and psychically aware, you know?" "Well, that sounds very nice." "[Flushing]" "Everything come out all right?" "Gee, I guess it does take more than one flush." "Whoa, whoa!" "The lady's got some fire." "Ouch!" "Woo." "Comic coming through." "We got a comedian in the house!" "Smartass." "Well, what are you doing with yourself?" "Um, I inspect things." "Such as?" "Um, doors, um, windows, vinyl siding." "Um..." "Well, well, well." "Aren't we the domesticated type." "I live in the city, Ted." "It pays to keep the kitchen clean." "Oh yeah?" "Well, why don't I give you a hand there?" "I'll rinse." "Why don't you dry?" "Figure I can handle that." "Grow up, will you?" "So why do they call you Grease?" "I dunno." "Just a crazy nickname, I guess." "So you're good friends with Joey?" "Yeah, so?" "So how could he do something like two days" "Before his own wedding?" "Well, Paula, when you've been together with someone" "As long as Joey and Liz have, you're out there working" "Like a dog every day, reading of all the things" "You've read about the night before in "Hustler"" "And "Penthouse Forum," it's kinda hard" "Not to thirst for the type of freedom" "That irresponsible behavior can bring." "It's no reason to go out and penetrate a pair of whores." "You know you're absolutely right." "I mean, you can't blame it all on cable TV and pornography," "Now can we?" "I mean, what modern society just doesn't want to admit, Paula," "Is that deep down inside, we're all still animals." "And the male is, by nature, a polygamist beast." "Ask any anthropologist and he'll tell you." "You are really warped." "So tell me." "Is, uh, Scoop still hung like a baby or what?" "Well, we're back." "Hey, hey." "Scoop, we were just talking about you." "So you've already made yourself at home, Felix." "Just trying to help Sloppy Joe out, you know?" "The guy's got a lot on his mind, if you haven't noticed." "Yeah, yeah." "Well, you know, we had a real heart-to-heart talk out there." "I think I got him coming around." "Is that right?" "Yeah." "[Barking]" "Yeah." "Listen up!" "I've got something to say." "Fact... many were called here for this weekend of festivities" "And few were wise enough to make the journey!" "Hey, I wouldn't miss it for the world, Sloppy." "He's drunk." "In fact, I do not intend to let some stupid little fight" "Break our chances of enjoying our few precious drops" "Of freedom!" "[Barking]" "I want my socks." "I want my favorite bowling socks." "[Interposing voices]" "They're ruined!" "Liz, come on." "We all think it's really brave of you" "To try and forget about Joey tonight," "But maybe you should stay home." "Yeah, skip the lanes tonight, Liz." "You don't need the stress, honey." "That's right, Joanie." "Stay home, darling." "Stay home." "That's right." "I am going bowling and nobody's gonna stop me!" "No, darling." "Stay home and play Scrabble with Mommy, huh?" "Woo!" "I'm gonna hit the town, baby." "Party, party, party, party, party!" "Hey, look." "It's lovable old Mr. Holmdick." "It's Mr. Holmbeck." "He was our assistant principal in grade school." "And before that, he used to be a priest." "Hey, Holmdick." "It's a little early for you to be out of your cloister," "Ain't it?" "Leave him alone." "He's an old man." "Fella used to get off on beating kids' butts." "Should be arrested!" "Hey, Commandant, where's your freaky-ass daughter?" "Pulling tricks at the local graveyard?" "I remember you, Theodore." "I never forget a face, you know." "Oh yeah?" "Really?" "Well, how about this?" "Remember this face, you sick fuck?" "Huh?" "Remember this?" "And to think how I tried to help you, Theodore, all of you," "In fact." "I tried to give you discipline!" "[Inaudible]" "You're nothing but a bunch of deviants!" "So Luther gets kicked out of the church" "And has to marry this woman, right?" "And then there's his daughter." "Oh, that's freak Cassandra, man." "No, OK." "So anyway, the woman dies, all right." "Oh no, man." "I heard her killed her, man." "He drowned her in a bathful of holy water." "Oh, Ted, that's ridiculous." "At any rate, he becomes a principal." "Oh, and the paddling rate only went up" "About 800 fucking percent." "Hey, man." "Let's go there." "Yes!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Freddie's Bowl-a-rama would" "Also like to welcome the Rico Spring" "School of Special Education." "That's right." "Bowling is for everyone, folks." "Hey, you know what?" "You losers have a good time." "Margaret and I are gonna talk business, OK?" "Cliff, Cliff!" "Hey, where you going?" "Come on." "You ready to bowl?" "I..." "I don't bowl." "You go ahead." "Oh, come on." "It's easy." "I'll teach you." "Come on." "Come on." "Let's go." "ANNOUNCER:" "We'd like to wish the special kids a very special" "Time tonight here on our lanes." "Fun is the name of the game, everybody." "Relax and enjoy." "Oh rats!" "Oh, we worked all season to get here!" "ANNOUNCER:" "Remember to confine all drinking to the bar area" "Only." "Margaret, Margaret, you look great." "Thanks." "Well, I'm probably a lot thinner than what you remember, huh?" "[Inaudible] So, Margaret, Goon tells me" "You're in the publishing biz." "Can you imagine the nerve of that woman?" "Yeah!" "Coming out here to bowl after the way she treated you?" "Come on, Liz!" "[Interposing voices]" "The characters and chapters, they... they" "Randomly change throughout." "I came up with this after a particularly" "Heroic dose of mescaline." "It's... it's a bit difficult to take it all in right now." "Maybe you should take off your sunglasses." "Oh, no." "I can't." "It's really bright in here." "What are you talking about?" "All right!" "All right." "Looking good, baby." "Looking good." "Next time I've got a team record." "Team record!" "ANNOUNCER:" "There is no nudity allowed in the lanes." "Please respect the rights of families to relax and enjoy." "Oh goodie!" "He knows how much bowling means to me." "He's Satan, honey." "I have something that I wanna share with you." "But you have to promise to keep it a secret." "Uh-huh." "Uh, why don't I guide you through the first roll." "That's OK." "I got it." "No, no, no." "Really." "Trust me." "I..." "I'm a very good bowler." "Just a little." "All right." "What you want to do is aim for that center [inaudible] OK." "Pull back." "Snap." "OK." "Um." "That was great." "That was great." "I'm gonna go see what Cliff is doing." "All right." "That's good." "Good." "You do that." "ANNOUNCER:" "Gentlemen in lane 4, please" "Refrain from spitting tobacco." "Tobacco products are not allowed." "How long have you been having these dreams?" "Almost a year now." "And... and you're always on this empty road, and... and you" "Encounter this bright light." "And then everything goes black." "And then you wake up hours later, nude, along the highway." "That's just the beginning." "Under regressive hypnosis, I was able to visualize experiments" "That they performed on me and given" "Details of the big secret." "The big secret?" "They told me to leave medical school and go into publishing." "So I did." "Oh." "And that's the big secret." "Well, they haven't revealed all the details yet." "But I feel like I'm a channeler of sorts." "They wanna write a book through me." "Cliff!" "I've been looking for you." "Really?" "Hi." "Hi." "Whoa!" "Yeah, buddy." "[Inaudible]" "Hear, dear." "Why don't you take Mark's turn." "No thanks, Carol." "I don't need your charity." "Mark, wait!" "What now?" "Oh, that's it!" "Hey, asshole!" "[Interposing voices]" "Thanks a lot, Liz." "She attacked me, Joey." "I swear." "I had nothing to do with it." "I swear." "No, get out of my way." "I just know Joe's gonna kill me." "Excuse me, sir, but we're in the middle of game." "Could you come back at a more convenient time?" "Like never?" "Goddamn it, Liz." "How can you do that?" "Huh?" "How can you kiss him like that?" "In front of everybody?" "Out of my way!" "Liz, you didn't even give me a chance to explain." "You marched up to the house like some sort of crackpot." "And before I could get a word out," "Your mother was beating the shit out of me!" "Get the hell out of the way, Joey!" "Goddamn it!" "You can't do this to me!" "People respect me in this town." "[Laughter]" "ANNOUNCER:" "We request that bowlers please return" "To their respective lanes." "Management is on the way." "Liz, spot the violence!" "You have to communicate with him." "Tell him how you feel!" "Stay out of this, you bitch!" "My mother was right about you." "You're a cheating, lying bastard!" "Why don't you admit it?" "I wanna hear you admit it!" "Admit what?" "You're not even sorry, are you?" "You never are!" "You're always right and I'm always wrong!" "I'm sick of it, Joey." "I'm sick of it!" "What the hell are you talking about?" "I can't live with someone who doesn't pay" "Attention to me when I talk!" "I listen to you rambling about car engines, and racing," "And that stupid airplane." "Oh, for Christ's sakes!" "Shut up, Joey!" "Because it's not a lot to want someone who can save his money" "Instead of borrowing mine!" "Yeah!" "Someone who can listen to my family problems" "And not complain every time I gain a few pounds!" "Someone who isn't too tired at the end" "Of the day to sweep me off my goddamned feet!" "Fine!" "You want blood, huh?" "Is that what you want?" "Well, here you go, baby." "Come on!" "Lay one right and knock me on my ass!" "[Cheering]" "Come on, baby." "[Interposing voices]" "Oh yeah." "That'll kill the tapeworm." "Come on, Goon." "I'm whooping your ass here." "Come on." "Drink up." "Could you not do that, please?" "I'm trying to enjoy the music." "Yeah, whatever." "Hey, bartender, another round on me, huh?" "Thanks, Grease." "Hey, know what?" "I was gonna jump in and help you back" "There at the boiling alley, but I lost my manuscript." "And..." "Well, well, well, if it isn't Daddy's little pride and joy." "Hi, Cassandra." "How you doing?" "My, you certainly have changed." "So I don't see the old man around." "What's the good reverend up to now?" "Smacking a few butt cheeks, hmm?" "Saving a few souls?" "Hey, Grease, do you want another beer?" "So you seem kind of nervous, Cassandra." "Do I make you nervous?" "Are you afraid I might spank you, hmm?" "Come on, Cassandra." "Daddy's gonna have to teach you some manners." "Daddy's gonna have to spank your butt good!" "[Laughter]" "What'd she ever do to you?" "That's totally uncalled for, Ted." "God, that is one fucked up family." "Cassandra?" "Cassan..." "[Vomiting]" "[Inaudible]" "Listen, I'm gonna say it again and I'm gonna say it slow." "OK?" "You need new pussy." "No, I don't wanna go back to fucking Lolas, Grease." "That's how this whole thing started." "I'm not talking about that crap." "Though that's a damn good idea." "What I'm talking about is virtual titty." "Oh no." "You're sick." "See, it it's hard driving interactive porno." "OK?" "I'm gonna sell it to all the perverts" "Out there who are tired of spanking their franklins" "And just watching the shit happen." "You know know what I mean?" "And like I should talk, you know?" "You know, it's such a pipe dream." "Now, if you just look at this, this one part, I think..." "Cliff, shut up." "Ted is talking." "So what's the big deal about this thing?" "Well, let me tell you what I'm gonna do." "Seem I'm gonna videotape couples indulging" "In various full fledged pornographic acts, right?" "OK?" "Oh, Ted." "Is this your big dream in life?" "It's no dream, my dear." "OK?" "The great thing is, the best part about this," "Is you get to choose, right?" "OK?" "You don't wanna bang this broad?" "Boom." "You go back to the main menu and you" "Select another one..." "French Maid, a Nurse, a Nun..." "You know, whatever you want." "You mean, you actually get to hump the girls in the video?" "Aw, what bullshit!" "Could this work for women too, Grease?" "Actually, yeah." "I'm patenting a latex masturbatory" "Device for both sexes, right?" "With thousands of ultra-tiny electrodes, OK?" "Thousands of them per square inch, right?" "These little vibrators can instantaneously" "Receive and transmit the implication" "Of what they call tactile presence, if you get my drift?" "Sounds good." "OK, now why don't you just look at this part right here?" "Cliff, will you stop it?" "I can't read 300 pages of..." "Of... of typos those in a bar." "Oh yeah?" "Well, you do it for those aliens." "I bet you do it for those fucking aliens" "And read their books!" "You gave me your word." "I think I have to get out of here before..." "Oh yeah." "Smooth move, Scoop." "Very smooth." "You just don't get it, do you?" "You are so self-absorbed." "So you have no idea what a stupid pseudo-intellectual you" "Come off as." "Yeah, you have been laying it on kind of thick, Scoop." "Oh, shut up, Grease." "Who asked you?" "Did you know Cliff can't hold a job for more" "Than two weeks, Grease?" "That I have been paying the rent for the last seven months?" "Every morning I wake up to slave away in Manhattan," "And old Cliff is blissfully sleeping off last night's" "Heavy duty writing session." "[Inaudible] just happen, you know?" "OK?" "You can't just spit it out of a computer terminal!" "No, just out of trendy cafes and half empty vodka bottles." "Right, Cliff?" "Agh!" "GREASE:" "Whoa, score a few points for Paula there." "Butt out, Grease!" "Gimme the keys." "I'm going with Mark." "Oh." "The key." "OK." "Well, here." "Give me the keys, Cliff." "No." "Gimme the keys!" "Give me my fucking keys!" "Was he like this in high school?" "All the time, honey." "Just suck a dick then!" "You asshole!" "Gimme the keys!" "You [inaudible] bitch!" "Gimme the key!" "You can just peddle your ass home OK?" "You want me to be creative, Cliff?" "Huh?" "You give me those goddamn keys, or I'll give" "You something to write about." "I'll find a creative way to make you a soprano, you pussy." "Give me the keys." "If you want a ride, be outside in five minutes." "Don't do me any favors, OK?" "Yeah, I'm kinda bushed." "Think I'm gonna head on home, Sloppy." "You coming?" "Think, uh, Cliff and I could, uh, close this joint up?" "Sure." "OK, man." "Be careful." "Oh, honey." "You're getting puke on yourself." "Here, come on." "Man, I got a lotta calls to make tomorrow morning." "Call all the relatives." "Tell 'em the wedding's off." "Listen, can we just stop talking about" "The stupid wedding already?" "Big deal!" "Right?" "I mean, so what?" "So Uncle So and So and Auntie This and That" "Can't take pictures and get drunk at the wedding?" "Oh, the world's gonna stop revolving!" "Perhaps you're right." "So, um, what's up with you and Paula, huh?" "Oh please." "You two ever think about, uh..." "[Whistling]" "Oh yeah." "Right." "Oh, that emotional vampire." "I can't... that is the one reason I can't get" "Any of my work published." "She's just a... shit!" "You know, It's not easy pouring your soul into something" "When she's in the background complaining" "About the freaking phone bill!" "You know what, Scoop?" "Kind of admire you a little bit." "Why?" "Oh, because I'm a writer." "No, because you, uh, got out of this dump, you know?" "You made something of yourself." "Shit." "Vodka." "Yes, ma'am." "Rocks." "Twist." "Yes, yes, ma'am." "Who the hell's that?" "Lola." "Oh my god." "Is that Ted?" "Oh my god." "He looks so young." "Oh, and that's you." "You had such pretty eyes." "Oh, and there's Cliff before he moved away." "You know, I'm sorry about tonight, Paula." "I feel like it was all my fault." "Oh no." "No, it was nobody's fault but his own." "He's a total baby." "Before he moved in with me, I used to listen to his drunken" "Soliloquies for hours." "I actually thought he was deep." "Yeah, it's odd." "I used to think that Cliff was so aware in high school," "So open-minded, always listening to Ornette Coleman," "You know, quoting William Blake." "[Laughter]" "Did he try to hit on you tonight?" "Well, um, I think he really just wants to get published." "Ladies." "Coming for you, man." "She's got your number." "So, Joey, I've heard some very sad news about your wedding," "Ja?" "Well, your pictures didn't help matters very much." "That is the least of my concerns now, Joey." "Hi, Lola." "What is it?" "I call it." "Uh, Cosmic Grease." "It's a mystical lubricant I concocted" "Three years ago while playing tennis" "With some businessmen in Japan." "Oh lord." "I have to go to bed." "OK." "Whatever." "Mmm." "It's really good." "Mhm." "What's in it?" "Lola, I'm very tired." "Believe me, I've had a very long day." "We're going straight home." "We're closing up, people." "[Whiplash]" "Lola's very tired too, Joey." "Tired of bounced checks and bad credit cards, yeah?" "Well, about that, I mean, I was gonna go to the bank, see" "You in the morning and..." "I go..." "You owe me money, Joey." "Lots of money." "And I want it by tomorrow, ja?" "Entschuldigung, Joey." "Aren't you having any?" "Well, I got my own poison." "Drink up." "It's good." "So tell me, Grease, about all these nicknames." "I mean, like, Goon, Sloppy Joe, I feel like I'm dealing" "With the mob or something." "But, like Cliff, how did he get his nickname?" "Well, Cliff probably thinks he got his nickname 'cause he used" "To work for the school paper." "But I actually call him Scoop because he used to scoop" "Girls' asses in school." "What?" "Scooping girls' asses?" "What's that?" "You never heard of scooping?" "No." " Get out." " No." "What is it?" "I'll show you." "Come here." "What?" "Come here." "Turn around." "Turn around." "What is it?" "This is scooping." "Hey!" "Let me go." "Make me." "And Goon?" "How'd that come about?" "Well, he just looks like goon." "What about Margaret?" "Well, she used to be fat, really, really fat." "You know, short and squatty, like a tree stump." "And Grease?" "Because of my Machiavellian schemes, I guess." "Am I one of your Machiavellian schemes?" "Maybe." "Is that wrong?" "Oh god." "Oh my god." "It's all right." "It's just a scratch." "But it's bleeding." "It's bleeding all over." "You... it's..." "Ted, go take care of it." "And I'll get..." "All right." "Now get comfortable." "Don't go away." "I'll be right back." "OK." "Grease is all fixed up now." "Mmm." "Shit." "I knew I put too much in." "Damn it." "Hey, man." "Hey, remember me?" "[Inaudible] I delivered something" "To you about six months ago." "Yeah." "Yeah, I did [inaudible] a product for Alejandro." "Remember him?" "Yeah." "Yeah, well, listen." "I got some new stuff for you." "I'm totally my own shop and everything," "And I got some good product." "What are you talking about?" "No." "He's not after me, man." "No, the shit is not hot, man." "This stuff is my own primo stuff, man." "Very good product." "I..." "No." "Roberto, he couldn't..." "He couldn't fucking" "Find his dick if it was glued to his hand, man." "Come on." "He's not gonna find me." "Oh yeah?" "All right." "Thanks." "What the hell's she doing?" "Sleeping, I guess." "Is just me, or has she gotten really weird?" "Jesus." "Are you nuts?" "Sorry, man." "Sorry?" "What the hell are you doing with a gun anyway?" "Maybe I'm just happy to see you, Cliff." "Oh yeah." "That's funny." "Funny!" "It's real funny!" "Look, there's nothing wrong with being a little cautious," "You know?" "Guys, has anyone seen my glasses?" "It's rather important." "Weren't they on your face?" "Hey, has anyone seen Goon?" "I thought he came home with you guys." "I dunno." "[Snoring]" "Uh, where... where am I?" "I brought you home." "You were really drunk." "Oh, I..." "I see." "Uh... my clothes?" "They're in the sink downstairs." "You puked all over them." "Oh." "Well, thank you." "So why are you..." "Well, you puked on my clothes too." "Oh." "I..." "I'm sorry." "Um, I was hoping maybe we could have lunch later." "I mean, when you're feeling better, of course." "LUTHER:" "Cassandra." "Oh god." "LUTHER:" "Cassandra, it's time for morning devotion." "My father's back already." "Sorry." "Put this on." "LUTHER:" "Cassandra?" "Cassandra?" "Quickly." "Out this way." "Dear god in heaven." "Come here, boy." "Come here!" "You sinful pervert." "Daddy, Daddy, it's not what you think." "Did you enjoy your accommodations for the night?" "Daddy, I can explain." "I knew it." "I knew it." "Emmett Farley, son of old Joe Farley." "Yes, Daddy." "Tell me, Emmett." "Did I ever paddle you?" "Uh, no." "Oh." "That's too bad." "It might have done you some good." "Uh... uh... uh." "Ow, ow, ow!" "Ow!" "Daddy, no!" "Ow, ow, ow." "OK, ow." "Daddy, no." "Please, it's a misunderstanding." "He... he didn't do anything!" "Daddy, wait." "Let us pray." "Daddy, no." "Hello, my old friend." "Surely, you remember The Enforcer." "CASSANDRA:" "No, Daddy, no!" "This is wrong!" "Ow!" "Goddamn!" "You little slut." "No, Daddy." "If he can't do penance, then perhaps you will!" "Repeat after me." "Lord have mercy." "Lord have mercy." "No!" "[Paddling]" "This is your brain." "This is your brain on drugs." "This is your brain on drugs with a side of bacon." "Yeah." "There we go." "A little sauce for the Grease, huh?" "Yeah." "There we go." "Shit." "Uh, uh." "Here." "Ted?" "Ted!" "[Radio chatter]" "Oh." "Hello, officers." "Can I help you?" "Yes, ma'am." "May we speak with Joey, please?" "Uh, sure." "Just a second." "Let me go get him." "All right." "All right." "It's OK." "How's it going, guys?" "Shit, shit, shit, shit." "We received a complaint from Liz." "She claims you attacked her at Freddie's" "Bowl-a-rama last night." "Are you kidding me?" "She was one throwing bowling balls." "Ah, shit!" "Motherfucker." "Shit." "Oh man." "Not fair." "Not fair, man." "Not fair." "A restraining order?" "I never laid a goddamn hand on her." "Well, what can I tell you, Sloppy?" "She's really pissed." "Thanks for trying." "Well, you guys want some eggs or something?" "No." "I mean, wait here." "I'll bring 'em right out to you." "And a couple of joes." "Cliff!" "Oh my god!" "You moron!" "What are you nuts?" "What are you doing?" "Look what you did, Cliff." "You ruined breakfast." "OK." "Think, Grease." "Think." "OK." "All right." "Shit's going down." "Shit's going down." "What do you do?" "[Gunshot]" "Jesus" "What was that?" "Sounded like gunfire." "What are you?" "Nuts?" "Maybe it was a couple of hunters." "It's not hunting season." "Sounded like it came from out back." "Come here." "Come here." "Come here!" "Get down." "Get the fuck down!" "POLICEWOMAN (ON RADIO):" "127 Rosco to 92 Parker." "92, go head." "POLICEWOMAN (ON RADIO):" "Complaints" "Of a car stuck in an open septic tank down in Hilltop Farms." "Over." "You guys there?" "Roger." "Be right over." "Looks like this'll have to wait till later." "We'll be back." "Well, at any rate, I wouldn't be doing any bowling" "For a while, Sloppy." "Yeah, especially not on ladies' night." "Thanks for the advice, guys." "Hey, isn't that Ted Condosta down there?" "Thanks a lot, man." "Thanks a lot." "Hey." "Hey, Ted!" "Hey." "[Siren walls]" "A fucking restraining order?" "I can't believe it." "Fucking bitch." "I'm gonna kill her, man." "[Mumbling]" "Hey, man." "They coming back here or what?" "Can you believe that bitch put a restraining order on me, huh?" "The fucking nerve!" "Wow." "What a bitch." "Uh, technically, she can't actually have one..." "Shut the hell up goon!" "Goddamn it." "I feel like I'm just gonna..." "I know what you feel like, man." "I know exactly what'll make you and me feel a whole lot better." "What?" "Whirly." "Whirly." "Whirly, whirly, whirly, whirly, whirly, whirly, whirly, whirly!" "I haven't flushed yet, guys!" "Aw, shit!" "Whirly, whirly, whirly!" "Listen." "I don't care if she already picked it up." "No." "There's no way I'm paying for that fucking wedding cake." "Do you hear me, huh?" "No way!" "Please, Cliff." "You have no idea how much light hurts me." "Well, all I can say is if somebody wants" "Their stupid sunglasses back, they'd" "Better sit down and just take a few moments to look at my work." "OK?" "God, I have such a hangover." "Yeah, probably used too much bourbon." "I'm sorry." "I hope you don't think I was trying" "To take advantage of you." "There's nothing to be sorry about." "You were wonderful last night." "Oh yeah?" "Well, I guess I have picked up a few things over the years." "That's the first time I've ever cheated on Cliff." "Wait a minute." "You wanted it just as bad as me." "And it's not cheating unless you actually do it, OK?" "No, no." "You don't get it." "Have you ever gotten completely shit-faced" "And then made out with someone you're not" "Even remotely attracted too?" "Yeah." "It's so fucking liberating." "Wait a minute." "What's that supposed to mean?" "You know, you should get some sleep." "You look like shit." "Hey, wait a minute!" "Morning, everybody." "How we all doing?" "One hell of a night." "ANSWERING MACHINE:" "Joey, this is Aunt Merkie." "What's this I hear about a whorehouse?" "You used to be such a nice boy." "Don't..." "ANSWERING MACHINE:" "Joey, Uncle Sal." "We're getting drunk over here on account of your troubles." "And we just wanna know, can we return our gifts yet?" "Wait to go, killer." "Hello?" "May I help you?" "Yeah, hi." "Can I speak to Liz, please?" "She doesn't wanna to talk to you, you fucking creep!" "Oh, just put her on the phone, bitch!" "Asshole!" "Mother, give me the phone!" "What?" "Listen, I want a truce, OK?" "I wanna talk about getting things back on track." "Are you out of your mind?" "Oh come on, Dink." "You know you still want me." "Oh, Dinkie, in a week or two, you're" "Gonna be climbing the wall." "I am hanging up now, pig." "Oh, wait, Liz." "Wait." "I'm sorry." "OK?" "Oh man." "Look, Joey, forget it." "I am not marrying you." "Blow it up your ass, you fucking creep!" "Thanks a lot, God!" "Come off it, Joey." "There is no God." "Sorry, Cliff." "I can't take this anymore." "This book is absurd!" "And your attitude is just as bad, Joey." "I'm going right now to talk to Liz." "No, you're not." "All right." "The next person who doesn't get along in here gets shot." "Put that away, you cokehead." "What is going on in here?" "Stumpy, you can't go see Liz." "You two don't get along." "Yeah, she hates your fucking guts." "And besides, I think someone would" "Rather keep her nose clean and spend" "The afternoon with a good book." "Paula, I usually abhor violence, but could you?" "Cliff, you son of a..." "No, stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "So if you don't mind my asking, what's the bad blood" "Between you and Liz?" "Oh, actually, none of us got along" "With Liz when we were kids." "It wasn't until years after high school" "That Joey started going out with her." "Oh man." "It's beautiful and all tax-free." "Some good tit, huh?" "Hey, aren't you afraid those guys" "Might come looking for you?" "In this town?" "They got bigger fish to fry." "I wish I sold drugs." "It's more complicated than that, Scoop." "I don't just sell drugs, OK?" "But you still hate her." "Well, Liz and her friends used to taunt me all the time" "About my weight in high school." "You know, prank phone calls in the middle of the night," "Spraypainted pigs on my locker." "That's horrible." "Yeah." "It must have caused more than one suicide attempt." "Oh, but hey." "That's all in the past." "What do you say, gentlemen?" "Ready to blast off?" "Yeah." "Hi, can I help you?" "Hi, Liz." "Well, well." "It's been a long time, Stumpy." "Come here to gloat?" "No, I came here to help." "I think that we can work this out." "Oh." "How sweet." "We're quite the saint today, aren't we?" "Who are you?" "Paula." "Love your earrings." "Love your cake." "Take a a walk, you freak!" "Yes, it was a nice cake." "It used to symbolize something, something sacred!" "Let's get married." "Oh, yes." "I love you so much." "Let's get married." "OK." "But first let me go over here and fuck" "This broad one last time." "Hey, baby." "I'm getting married." "How about a little Vitamin F, huh?" "Ooh." "Ooh." "Ooh." "Ooh." "Ooh." "Ooh, yeah!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Hmm." "Mmm." "It's good." "You want some?" "Liz, we need to talk." "[Shouting]" "Damn, can't believe you still got that kite." "What?" "Are you kidding me?" "I'd never get rid of it." "Does it still fly?" "Heck yeah." "Geez." "I remember when the old man used to take us up in it, man." "Those were some good times, eh?" "He used to sweep down on our Little League team" "And practice strafing runs." "I know." "You guys deserved it." "You sucked." "So have you talked to him?" "Nah." "Well, a couple years ago when Mom died," "He had some big construction deal or something" "Going on in Antigua." "So wait a minute." "He doesn't know about the wedding?" "I mean, [inaudible]" "Nah, man." "Funerals and weddings, old man can't stand 'em." "Well, who can?" "Guys, come here!" "Look at this!" "You know what this is?" "Yeah, I know what it is." "It's for Mr. Costos's garden." "Put 'em back, Scoop." "Morning glory seeds." "So?" "Natural hallucinogens!" "God given psychedelics!" "No shit." "Yeah." "Really?" "Oh." "Oh God." "This is very good." "This always makes me feel better." "Have some fries." "You eat like a bird." "Oh, I stopped eating for pleasure a time ago, Liz." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Here we are, ladies." "Paula, what are you doing with that?" "What?" "Girls, I don't have a license for that shit." "Take it outside!" "Shirley, can I have some glasses?" "I'm in a crappy mood and I wanna drink." "This things taste disgusting." "I forgot how long it's take to work." "I wanna see some trolls or something, you know?" "You know that's a waste of time, guys." "The government would never allow that on the market." "Goon, you don't take any seeds, you're not gonna" "Be part of our secret club." "What secret club?" "The secret club Goon won't be allowed in!" "All right." "Listen to me." "Goon, if you don't partake in these [inaudible]," "I'm gonna blow your fucking head off." "Will you put that thing away?" "Shut up, or I'll shoot you too." " First, you have to..." " Margaret." " Liz." " Margaret." "Liz, first you have to..." "Margaret, I know you're trying to be the peacemaker here," "But I am sick to death of the guys." "Fuck it, girl." "That's what you all should say." "And ask for that stinking, whore-loving bastard you" "Were gonna marry, you should..." "I don't wanna talk about it anymore." "OK?" "You have to talk about it, Liz." "You and Joey both have to stop hiding from each other." "Once you open your receptors, you'll be surprised" "How clear the message becomes." "You fucking liberals are all the same." "Do you know what I'd do if I found that stinking" "Bastard handcuffed to my bed?" "I don't wanna think about this anymore!" "Can we just get drunk?" "You girl ever hear of World War II?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You ever hear of the Japanese?" "Yeah." "What?" "Oh." "Hey, Scoop." "Want a scoop?" "Man." "Goon was right." "Those seeds are nasty." "Oh God." "[Fart]" "Aw, man!" "Sure do give you gas though, don't they?" "Man, you're classy." "Let me tell you." "ANNOUNCER:" "Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Los" "Angeles, CA, Sloppy Joe Ramsey!" "The Bataan Death March was just the beginning." "What happened after was sheer genius." "It's what that rat bastard Joey deserves." "This is counterproductive." "I think..." "Let her finish." "And they marched the men into a room" "And make 'em whip out their weenies." "Then they take a glass tube, about 1/16" "Of an inch in diameter, and slowly, ever so slowly," "They insert the tube into the hole and up the urethra." "Then, adding injury to insult, they" "Take a blunt instrument and..." "Oh my god, that's horrific!" "It wouldn't work on Cliff." "The tube's too big!" "Aw, honey." "I was trying to cheer you up!" "OK." "Do Jack Nicholson as Captain Kirk." "All right." "Hi, this is Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise." "Hmm." "You think you're so cool!" "Here's what we're gonna do." "I'll be myself over there." "We will sit down, we will have a little Romulan ale" "And we'll just call it a day's work." "There's more fish in the sea, and they are for me!" "Do Marlon Bra..." "Marlon Brando as Mr. Brady when" "Peter's voice is gonna crack." "All right." "OK." "All right." "Peter, I understand you're coming of age and your voice is" "Starting to change, and... you're gonna have" "To stop sneaking into Cindy's room at night," "Because, you know..." "Ah, your mother's a bitch!" "I pick that witch and I got an itch!" "And you can scratch it!" "Liz, Liz, you have to get over it." "You can't just sign your life over to them." "You just take it and run away with it." "Paula, you're drunk." "Liz, just look at us." "You made sure that I was the most unpopular girl in school" "And I used to pray for your death." "But people change." "Situations mutate and lend deeper meaning" "To our lives and relationships." "Cut the bullshit, counselor." "No." "I mean, Margaret's right." "The situation has mutated." "Nobody knows this, but, um... well, I'm pregnant." "Sweet Jesus." "You've gotta abort that thing." "Oh my god!" "We're going to the house right now." "Joey has a right to know what he's throwing away." "Where's Leon?" "Leon?" "OK, we want a first-rate bistro with the brute sleekness" "Of middle American autorepair." "Oh my god." "Jesus, [inaudible] And Pedro, my boss at..." "For your mother!" "So they can have a lifetime supply of bacon food" "At the bar?" "All right." "I'm gonna need more things though." "Leon, Leon!" "Get away from me." "Stop it." "Stop it!" "[Inaudible] Cut it out, you freaks!" "You're freaks!" "Yeah!" "Joey!" "Joey!" "You gotta calm these guys down." "They're tearing up the place!" "Total world domination!" "Woohoo!" "Yeah!" "Oh yeah." "Yeah!" "I'll save you, Romulus." "Damn son of a... somebody's disturbed my Saturday." "Gotta come out and see what the hell is going on." "Bash his freaking head in for him." "Company, it's Joey's boss." "What the hell's wrong with you?" "You look like a goddamn freak." "Where's that goddamn Joey Ramsey, that son of a bitch?" "What's going on here?" "What the hell!" "Where is he?" "Where is he?" "Jesus Christ." "You find that son of a bitch." "What the fuck?" "Get the hell outta here!" "[Inaudible]" "What the fuck?" "Cliff!" "Sloppy Joe!" "Joey, where the hell are you?" "[Phone ringing]" "Hello." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "Si, I am looking for a Senor Ted Condosta." "Ted?" "Is Condosta Ted's last name?" "Yeah." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "This man has a briefcase?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "And he's staying there" "At the dos ciento cuarenta y uno Haddock Road." "Yeah, he's staying here." "MAN (ON PHONE):" "Ah." "Muy bien, muchacha." "Muy bien." "Man, I can't believe he flipped out like that." "I'm sure once he calms down and realizes what he did..." "I mean," "He just can't fire you like that, man." "Yes, he can." "See?" "I told you Joe was gonna get in trouble." "Nice going, Goon!" "Way to ruin a perfect afternoon!" "Hey, man." "Why don't you lay off?" "Can't you see the guy's not feeling well?" "Oh, fuck you!" "Listen to me, you little shit." "Get away from me, you prick!" "Huh?" "You know, everybody's sick and tired" "Of your superior bullshit, Cliff!" "You think because you went to some fancy university," "'Cause you live in New York fucking City" "That you're better than the rest of us?" "You stupid, decadent slob!" "Oh, fuck you, man!" "You know what?" "Your novel sucks!" "And I almost fucked your girlfriend last night too." "What do you think of that?" "Bullshit!" "Paula would never cheat on me!" "What do you know about my book anyway?" "You can't even read, asshole!" "No, you're the asshole!" "No, you're the asshole, asshole!" "Come on, Sloppy." "I'm gonna fucking kill him!" "My writing [inaudible] is so above you!" "It's so above anyone in this stupid-ass town!" "Oh, I'll give you something to write about, heavyweight." "Come here!" "I just need to get outta here!" "Put me down!" "Put me down!" "Fucking come on!" "Put me down!" "Sloppy Joe, you put me down right now." "I wanna take him to the fucking cleaners." "Where you going?" "JOEY:" "I'm going to the store to find Liz." "Liz?" "Liz?" "Joey." "Liz, open the goddamn door!" "Let's go." "Come on." "[glass shatters]" "Oh shit." "[Alarm walls]" "[Inaudible]" "[Glass shatters]" "Come on." "Let's get outta here." "Come on, get in the fucking car." "[Inaudible]" "No, we gotta get outta town." "[Interposing voices]" "VOICE:" "Emmett, come to me." "Oh, Emmett, come." "Emmett, come." "Emmett, Emmett." "Shh, it's me." "Emmett, what are you doing here?" "I came to get my clothes." "And I heard you call." "Wait here." "[Humming]" "My prince charming." "I knew you'd come." "I even packed." "Mmm." "Let's go." "They're coming to get you, Barbara." "My family plot is right over there." "That's where my grandfather is buried." "I often come here, Emmett." "Some people think it's kind of creepy," "But I find it therapeutic." "My father says I should be afraid of death," "That I'm going to rot in Hell most likely." "Emmett, let's leave town tonight." "We can go out West." "It's warm out there." "Oh my, Emmett." "You're just full of surprises." "It's a full moon, Cassandra." "[Moaning]" "Emmett?" "Mhm?" "We're near my favorite tombstone." "Oh." "Uh." "[Moaning]" "Oh, wow." "Hey." "Hey, man." "I can't stay in here." "I'm claustrophobic." "I'll die, man." "GREASE:" "I can't believe we went back to Lola's." "JOEY:" "I told you it was a bad idea, Ted." "GREASE:" "Hey, how was I supposed to know" "Lola was friends with the cops?" "CLIFF:" "Friends?" "They were customers, brainboy." "They weren't wearing any pants." "GREASE:" "That's not the point." "CLIFF:" "No." "Joey owes a lot of money." "Goddamn it." "GREASE:" "Why didn't you tell me?" "I got tons of cash, man." "JOEY:" "Yeah." "Right." "That's all I need to do..." "Start laundering your drug" "Money through the fucking town." "GREASE:" "Excuse me, Mr. Ungrateful, Mr..." "CLIFF:" "Shut up." "Shut up!" "We'll get in trouble!" "Boy, am I glad to see you guys." "You gotta get me outta here, man." "I'm dying in here." "Paula!" "Paula, it was entirely their idea." "I mean, ah, they're on drugs or something." "I was just along for the ride." "GREASE:" "Fucking bullshit, man!" "That's bullshit!" "No, it's a horrible mistake!" "Shut up!" "Paula, I did nothing wrong." "You have to believe me." "Tell it to the judge, Cliff." "GREASE:" "Bullshit, man." "What bullshit." "CLIFF:" "Paula, call my mom and dad." "You gotta get me outta here." "Liz?" "Liz, is that you?" "You gotta forgive me, Liz." "I was crazed last night." "I mean, I got fired, and you wanted to put" "That restraining order on me." "And I went looking for you, baby," "But you weren't at the store." "All that was there was that goddamn poster" "Of me and that wedding cake." "And I guess it was then that I got a little immature." "Joey, you break my heart." "I'm sorry, Liz." "I'll do anything to repay you for the store, OK?" "I'm not talking about the store!" "I'm talking about Lola's!" "Why'd you go back there, huh?" "Oh, nothing happened!" "Ask the cops." "I mean, it was all Ted's idea." "That stupid fuck wanted to establish an alibi." "GREASE:" "Will you give me a break already." "CLIFF:" "It's true, Liz." "It's all his fate." "GREASE:" "That's it." "You're dead, Dugan." "[Shouting]" "What the hell is going on in here?" "Everybody shut up!" "Joey, I believe that Liz has something to say to you." "I just hope you're man enough to take it." "Go ahead, Liz." "Joey, I'm, um, dropping the charges." "JOEY:" "Oh, thank Christ." "GREASE:" "Bless her, Lord." "CLIFF:" "Hallelujah." "Shut up, [inaudible] You're not free yet." "Let me outta here." "She said she was dropping the charges." "Liz?" "Joey, I'm pregnant." "D'oh!" "GREASE:" "Well, one step ahead of the shotgun, eh, Sloppy?" "CLIFF:" "She doesn't have to keep it." "Yes, I'm keeping it." "Because it's mine and I want it!" "Yeah, I want one too, you know." "Yeah, I think it'd be pretty cool, man." "Having a little guy around." "Teach it to fly." "Maybe play a little guitar." "Hey." "Baby, you gotta give me another chance." "Hmph." "I'll give you another chance, Joey." "All right." "You're not gonna regret it, honey." "There's gonna be a lot of changes." "Anything you say, sweetie pie." "And one hell of a probation period." "That's fine." "Now come here." "Give me a kiss." "Hey, take it to a hotel room, OK?" "I wanna get the fuck outta here." "Oh, and one more thing, honey pie?" "Yeah, my little dinkie doodle?" "That's for wrecking my store." "GREASE:" "Will somebody please get me outta here now?" "[Snoring]" "You snore loud enough to wake the dead, Emmett." "Thought you got away nice and clean, didn't you?" "I saw you kidnap her, you bastard." "And now you are going to pray." "I am gonna stick this right up your ass" "And blow the shit up into your mouth where it belongs." "Daddy, put that thing away." "Father, put the gun down." "What's with the suitcase, my darling child?" "Hmm?" "Hmm?" "Emmett and I are running away together." "What?" "Get the candle wax out of your ears, Preacher." "Emmett and I are going to Los Angeles." "And there's nothing you can do about it." "Of all the hellholes in the world." "That's impossible." "Never." "I won't allow it, by Christ." "No fucking way!" "You wanna shoot him?" "Go ahead." "You don't have the guts." "Go on!" "Pull the goddamn trigger." "Pop him one right between the eyes!" "You can hang around waiting for the Second Coming, Father," "But I've already found my savior." "Sweet Jesus, help me!" "It's empty." "How do you expect to be a psychopath without bullets?" "But you can't leave." "I need you!" "I'll die without you." "No, no!" "Don't go, please!" "[Shouting]" "[Sobbing]" "Well, one things for sure, amigo." "You'll never catch me up in this tin can." "Yeah." "Hope it doesn't crash." "Oh, thanks a lot, guys." "I'll send you a postcard." "Where you getting hitched?" "We're gonna play it by ear." "Goon, you old dog!" "You and Cassandra, you take it easy, man." "All right?" "And do whatever it is, um, that you do." "OK." "We got him now." "Huh, Boss?" "I'm gonna miss you, fucker." "I'm gonna miss you even more, buddy!" "Let's get your ass up in the clouds." "I ain't going anywhere for a while." "Excellent." "Make sure you make your court date though, all right." "Cousin Billy don't like to be stood up." "And water the plants." "Step on it, Joey." "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!" "Oh, you goddamn monster!" "No, no, no. [Inaudible] No, no!" "No, no, no!" "Baby, come back to mommy." "How long do you give 'em?" "I dunno." "How long's it take to get to Vegas?" "[Chuckling]" "MOTHER:" "I want my baby!" "Hey, kids." "How you doing?" "Scoop, no hurt feelings?" "Oh, by the way, you left this inside." "Keep it." "I'm gonna write a new one." "What?" "I thought this was your fucking masterpiece, man." "Nah." "You know, I..." "I feel like the muse" "Is pushing me somewhere else." "I think I need to pander to the masses just a little bit more." "Yeah." "Well, good luck." "Thanks." "You take care." "And Scoop, get a job, you deadbeat." "Drive safely." "CLIFF:" "Could you not grind the clutch a little more" "When you're backing up?" "PAULA:" "Cliff, just shut up and let me drive." "CLIFF:" "Well, then maybe you'd like to pay for a new clutch" "Then?" "PAULA:" "I said, shut up." "Buenos dias, Senor Condosta." "Como estas?" "Hello, Ted." "Estas buscando esto?" "The briefcase." "Estoy muy decepcionado contigo." "No puedo confiar en ti." "He's real pissed." "[Gunshots]" "Aw shit." "Nobody gets the Grease Man." "Nobody gets the grease." "Shit." "Come on!" "[Gunshots]" "Goddamn it." "[Gunshots]" "CLIFF:" "Come on." "This station sucks." "Let me put my CD in." "What are you doing?" "PAULA:" "Get out!" "CLIFF:" "What do you mean get out?" "What do you mean?" "What?" "Whoa!" "PAULA:" "Get the fuck out!" "Now you can pedal your ass home, pansy boy!" "Paula!" "Paula, come back." "That's my car!" "Damn it!" "My parents bought me that car." "Damn, I knew it."