"The folowing is based on a true story." "A short but intense tale." "This man here is the gamekeeper of Bustarviejo Forest." "Are you blind?" "I'm here!" "Siit!" "But our tale took place elsewhere." "To understand all the poetry of our story." "you must know Father Lucas' three great qualities." "One was his generosity." "A friendliness wich made him impossible to iritate." "Faster." "Father." "We're hardly moving." "Pinedo." "One of the most peaceful men there is." "his life was based on tranquility and peace." "his was a quiet existence." "Until yesterday. when." "unusually. he was running late." "Stop. damn it!" "Pinedo was always looking for answers to the big questions." "What kind of an arsehole would put a telephone pole there?" "The men of the telephone company." "at society's service." "come what may. rain or shine." "day or night." "randomly planting poles all over Spain." "connecting millions of dreams for cheerful bill payers." "They're mobile individuals." "here today. there tomorrow." "For life is like that." "Like this music we're using without permission." "The boys from Queen won't get a penny from this film." "Why?" "We're using it for a noble cause." "FEED THE POOR" "Even when pressed upon." "Father Lucas was always generous." "it was easy." "with a friend's moral support." "Atta boy!" "You take the gas bottles." "Father." "I'll pedal." "Easy!" "Father's second great virtue was his cultivation of friendships." "Father." "I don't have all day!" "Aim well." "We're friends." "Relax and don't move and it'll be fine." "it's important to have one friendship that's solid." "Perfect!" "Don't move!" "I told you not to move!" "Amadeo. the doorman." "A lifetime of intense excitement." "A professional." "constantly aware." "Hi." "Amadeo." "What a world!" "Everything's terrible." "isn't it?" "Horrible!" "Just horrible!" "A day before Pinedo's problems." "he was working in the garage on the road from Torrevieja de Matute to Mira el rio de las Fuentes." "Life was almost quiet there." "Excuse me." "Should I alternate the bricks." "which is ugly but solid." "or put them on top of each other which is ugly too... I don't care." "it's really the same." "really." "We'll do that. then." "That cold morning..." "That cold morning!" "Amidst the peace and calm." "Pinedo heard 30 or 40 helicopters overhead..." "What?" "Helicopters. $2.000 an hour?" "Are you crazy?" "Do you think I am an idiot?" "It's just a shitty little short film!" "No. they just have to fly overhead. ?" "What bloody rates?" "Rates!" "Fuck the rates!" "I'll show him how we do helicopters in the movies!" "Excuse me." "but I'm doing the corner now and I wanted to check something." "Do you want me to smooth out the joint with a knife or my finger?" "It's all the same." "Pinedo wanted answers." "He must've hit it." "it shut up." "Shit!" "The third thing you must know about Father Lucas was his unusual talent for dodging dog slit." "That spring morning." "he didn't dodge it." "It was the same day that the Bustarviejo gamekeeper thought he'd seen a bear in the undergrowth." "He took precautions in order to be alert." "Yeah. I know it's not the same." "But listen." "you're a young director." "talented, with a social conscience." "but you're wet behind the ears." "Put in horses!" "People love the rhythm of horses." "When he had no answers," "Pinedo closed his eyes and imagined horses." "Don't you know which music it is. idiot?" "I gave you the tape with the music!" "OK!" "The only thing I want to ask is." "should I top it with plaster or concrete?" "Either way." "it's the same price." "It's the same thing. really." "because I'll paint it afterwards." "I just want to see you happy." " Hey. pal!" " Me?" "Yes. you." "When are you taking the gas bottles back?" "Today. I swear to Snoopy." "Alright." "The day the Bustarviejo gamekeeper thought he saw a predator." "Father Lucas heft his house in a small aeroplane." " But a picture is worth 1.000 words." " indeed." "Which is why we didn't have a picture of that!" "Goodbye!" "It's the bear himself!" "And now." "after all these events." "we can assimlate." "in all its greatness." "the film's real story." "THE SECLET OF THE TLUMPET!" "(A STODY BASED ON DEAL EVENTS)" "Many years ago." "this man participated in a never-to-be repeated event." "Oh. fuck me!" "No one told him that Gutierrez's party wasn't a fancy-dress party." "Idiots!" "The event would never be repeated because Gutierrez's parents came back early." "Calm down." "Alberto Jorge!" "But that was 15 or 20 years ago." "You're fucked now!" "15 or 20 years later." "yesterday after lunch." "Father Lucas suddenly stepped out of his home." "He had two large bags." "No one saw them again." "They could have carried the golden rule." ""Blow hard." ""the only true seclet of the tlumpet"." "Far away." "in Bustarviejo Forest." "the doorman Amadeo spent his Sunday." "The gamekeeper. however." "stayed at home." "forgetting his weekday duties." "The seclet of the tlumpet would never be revealed." "but Father Lucas knew only having friendships mattered." "not necessarily many." "but solid ones." "But why did Pinedo flee the authorities?" "Why did the horses run at dawn?" "Why was Father Lucas' friend that way?" "And above all." "why was life in the garage on the road between Torrevieja de Matute and Mira el rio only 'almost' quiet?" "Come on!" "Yes. all right." "Life in the garage on the road between Torrevieja de Matute and Mira el rio was almost quiet." "and only almost." "because only one kilometre from there was the Formula track of Jaramillos ?" "and the drivers often got lost." "Fill it up. please!" "Come on. pal!" "Need some oil?" "Sure?" " Kleenex?" " Two for a buck!" "Air freshier?" "Where's the loo?" "I've got to go!" "Where's my brother?" "Hey. brother!" "What's up?" "Hey!" "Should I paint it again?" "Or leave it?" "It's also nice this way." "Listen, you decide." "It's your barbecue." "My brother!" "Hey. brother." "Mum says don't try coming home without the two gas bottles." "Shit!" "I forgot to do something!" " By the way. did he pay?" " Shit!" "But if life there was almost quiet, why was the civil guard chasing Pinedo?" "He left his coat!" "Should I hang it in there." "although it smells." "or hang it out here?" "It smells here. too." "Well. I'd better get going." "Yeah. but don't forget the gas bottles!" "I seem to see. in your film." "the search for a balance between the joy inherent in life..." "..versus the idea of imminent death..." "I want a comment from your lips." "Well, my mouth suffers from a lisp..." "this film is dedicated TO ALL THE WORLD'S wise GUYS" "End"