"In 1968 and 1969, Orson Welles spent time in Europe... filming segments for a TV special, initially calles ORSON'S BAG... then ONE-MAN BAND." "One episode was set in Vienna... filmed partly on location... but also in the streets of Zagreb and on a stage in Los Angeles." "The following material was left by Welles... as a working print... completely edited and partly mixed." "Unfortunately, no negative seems to have survived." "ORSON WELLES' VIENNA" "Your true Vienna-lover lives on borrowed memories." "With a bittersweet pang of nostalgia he remembers things he never knew." "The Vienna that is is as nice a town as there is." "But the Vienna that never was is the grandest city ever." "See that gentleman over there?" "Exactly between 11 and 12 he keeps this lunch date." "Everyday, rain or shine, for fifteen years." "The birds haven't missed a meal." "This is a town for a sweet-tooth." "Sweet things to listen to, sweet things" "to look at, and... sweet things to eat." "This is the greatest of all the great Viennese pastry-shops." "When I was young I used to run riot in there." "How sweet it was!" "I'm not as you might think in some grand governmental appartment estate." "No, just a simple hotel room." "Here at the Hotel Sacher that's the way it is." "Gilded furniture that might have made Lubitsch blush in the golden age of Hollywood." "And on the walls acres and acres of oil paintings." "How much pink champagne must have been poured here and how many pretty ladies..." "What must have gone on right here in this room?" "Imagination boggles." "Late at night when all that modern traffic finally stops whining and growling down in front of the old opera house you seem to hear again the "Clap, clap" of the horse-drawn fiakers bringing the old playboys back" "from one more royal night on the tiles." "Not much you can be sure escapes the beady but benevolent eye of the lady proprietor." "From my own childhood days I can remember the formidable Frau Sacher herself who today keeps tabs on the sons and grandsons of those gaudy old swingers from the portrait in the bar of her own marvellous hotel." ""The Third Man"." "Well, I didn't sing it or dance to it or whistle, they just played it on the soundtrack while I lurked about in the Viennese sewers." "No success was ever more richly undeserved." "Well this town, of course, isn't all whip cream and waltzes." "There was a time at least, when Vienna was to the spy-industry what Detroit is to automobile." "No self-respecting secret agent could hold his head up in the world of international espionage if he couldn't boast of a decent adress in one of the better backalleys of Vienna." "But nowadays we're assured that this cloak and dagger business is a thing of the past." "Well ask her what she's doing in there!" "Ask her in German!" "German?" "I can only do the accent!" "You talk about knowing Vienna but you don't even know the prettiest girl in the town!" "Senta Berger?" " It ain't Santa Claus!" " My sense of humor!" "Go ahead!" "You're the magician." "Very interesting." "But it's a trick!" "A stupid one!"