"Invader Zim Zim Eats Waffles s02e3B (s05e08)" "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "I, um..." "Intruder!" "Hey, would you mind putting this spy camera inside Zim's house so I can..." "spy on his evil and stuff?" "Okey-dokey!" "I should've tried this a long time ago." "At last I've got a real video camera inside Zim's house!" "This time, I'm prepared!" "Camera Dib 1- check!" "Record Drives Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Divi- check!" "What?" "!" "I can't record any of this with the drives broken!" "Computer!" "Run the disk repair!" "Tell me as soon as the drives are functional again." "And now, Zim, to discover your next evil plan!" "Hey, look: they're gonna start making artificial beavers." "He's after our beaver technology!" "Is this his next evil plan?" "Well..." "Time to work on my next evil plan." "Talk about perfect timing!" "But no drives yet!" "The Swollen Eyeball's gotta see this!" "Agent Darkbootie here." "I have a video feed from the alien's house!" "Agent Mothman, once I tied Bigfoot's toe hairs together." "It was very funny, until his insane fit of howling rage ended in tragedy for a family of campers." "My point is jokes do not have a place in the Swollen Eyeball network." "Call back when you're serious." "But..." "Yes!" "Time to work on my evil plan!" "To cripple the humans by destroying..." "Guess who made waffles?" "!" "?" "!" "I'm not going to eat that..." "Enough!" "I will try some already!" "Well..." "They don't seem to be making me sick..." "Ya know, this actually might be a good way to build a tolerance to the human's filthy food!" "Okay, GIR!" "I will try!" "And as soon as I'm done with these waffles," "I will discuss my evil plan!" "Yes!" "This is it!" "For this plan I will create a..." "Hey, these aren't bad!" "What's in 'em?" "There's waffle in 'em!" "You're lying!" "Anyhow, GIR I need a break from the talking of my new plan." "Let's have some silence for a bit, huh?" "I like to make waffles..." "Come on!" "The plan already!" "Hey, you know who came by today?" "That ugly neighbor lady." "She was wearing this horrible..." "Oh, mighty dung!" "The giant flesh-eating demon squid has escaped!" "Oh, man!" "Security!" "Protect your master!" "GIR!" "Defensive mode!" "The Eyeball's gotta see this!" "Agent Nessie here." "Check this out!" "It's amazing!" "A dog... eating waffles." "Ha skinkin' ha!" "Darkbootie told me about you, Mothman!" "What happened?" "Eh, he escaped." "Oh well." "He wasn't part of my new plan anyhow." "I'll need a test subject." "Bring me Nick!" "These got peanuts and soap in 'em!" "He's got a human test subject!" "Ah yes..." "Nick!" "Neural experiment number 231!" "And how is the happiness probe in your brain doing today, filthy human?" "It's great!" "I never want to leave this magical place!" "I'm so happy!" "Excellent!" "Want some waffles?" "Zim's making him eat waffles!" "That poor kid..." "I gotta help!" "Please!" "I need somebody from the Eyeball net to believe me!" "Agent Disembodied Head!" "I need a mobile Eyeball unit to..." "Agent Mothman, stop callin' us!" "Then I'll try the FBI!" "Hello, thank you for calling the FBI." "My name is Greg." "How may I help you?" "I have an emergency!" "There's a kid who's..." "Hey, hey." "You're Dib, right?" "Did you ever get that ninja ghost outta your toilet?" "Yes, no thanks to you!" "There's a kid in trouble!" "It's good!" "Man, that kid sure loves his waffles!" "Stay right there." "We're sending someone over to beat you up for playing jokes on the FBI!" "But look at the brain probe!" "Oh, all right." "We'll send someone over to investigate... when we get around to it." "You look like you need waffles!" "Yay!" "Gotta stall him for time!" "Bloaty's Pizza Hog." "We deliver, I guess..." "I need you to deliver to this address right now!" "We guarantee we'll see what we can do." "Maybe I bought some time!" "The suspense is unbearable!" "Hurry up, FBI!" "And now, GIR, to test my evil plan on this child!" "No!" "No more waffles, GIR!" "No, really!" "I'm starting to feel sick!" "All right!" "I'll eat just one more piece!" "The hideous mutant squid has escaped again and has created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do its evil bidding!" "No!" "Stay back!" "Stay back!" "No!" "Agent Darkbootie!" "Answer!" "Agent Darkbootie!" "Bootie!" "It's horrible!" "Horrible!" "Army of cyborgs rending Zim's very flesh!" "Oh, the carnage makes me so happy!" ""Hello." "Bloaty's Pizza."" "Now the cyborgs are eatin' pizza!" "And the FBI is being cocooned and fed to squid babies that just flew in from the window!" "What's that thing Zim's got?" "Don't make me use this!" "I'll do it!" "What is it, Mothman?" "You make me sick." "No!" "Wait!" "There was a mutant!" "And cyborgs!" "And..." "Yes!" "The record drives are fixed!" "I can show it to the Eyeballs later!" "Your waffle eating days are over, Zim!" "Well, thankfully, I was able to reprogram those cyborgs at the last minute and send them off to do horrible things to the humans!" "But my evil plan!" "Hey!" "I forgot what my evil plan was!" "Oh well." "GIR, your waffles have sickened me!" "Fetch me the bucket!" "The plan!" "What was the plan?" "!" "?" "!" "Oh well..." "Least I have something recorded on disk!" "It wasn't a total loss." "No!" "Whatever..." "Subtitles:" "Ainee" "Sammich!"