"3x06 - rad monster party." "Ben:" "Somebody really ought to dust this system." " Your play, monkey." "Ben:" "Got any 3s, Mallard?" " Go fish." "Ooh, I don't like this." "Rook:" "Hobble, you do not like anything." " Are you sure we have to fly through the Anur system?" " Rook:" "It is the quickest way to reach the Plumber rim outposts in this sector of the galaxy." " But what about the monsters, hmm?" "I hear they eat brains!" " Ben:" "And they especially love to eat little bugs. [Gasps] Six." "Rook:" "Ben, you are not helping." "Hobble, we hired Captain Dudesman for a reason." "He is the only pilot brave enough to have ever flown through this system." " Yes." "Not to worry, little Cucaracha." "I've even made deliveries here." "No problem. [Crashing]" "[Unintelligible whisper]" "What is that?" "!" " Ben:" "You've never heard an alarm before?" " ..." "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern..." "Primary systems not responding." "[Unintelligible whisper]" "No choice." "Brace yourselves for a crash landing." "Ben:" "On Anur transyl?" "!" "Zs'skayr: [Evil snicker]" "Almost home." "♪  Ben 10  ♪" "♪  he's a kid, ♪ ♪ and he wants to have fun  ♪" "♪  but when you need a superhero, ♪ ♪ he gets the job done  ♪" "♪  Ben 10  ♪" "♪  with a device that he wears on his arm  ♪" "♪  he can change his shape and ♪ ♪ save the world from harm  ♪" "♪  when trouble's taking place ♪ ♪ he gets right in its face  ♪" "♪  Ben 10  ♪" "♪  when lives are on the line ♪ ♪ it's hero time  ♪" "♪  Ben 10  ♪" "Sync and corrections by masaca [unintelligible whisper] Yup." "The Variable-G offset" " modulator is completely shot." " Shot?" "Can you fix it?" "I said it's completely shot." "Ben:" "So, what, we go to the nearest "Variable-G offset modulators 'R' Us" and pick one up?" "How late are they open?" "...nearest plumber ship..." "Vilgaxian neutral zone..." "Rook:" "I am afraid plumber assistance cannot get to us for several weeks, at best." " Ben:" "They could if Anur transyl would let the plumbers have a base here." " Rook:" "True, there may not be a base, but one plumber was recently stationed on Anur transyl." "We were at the plumber academy together." "He was the first Loboan to ever become a plumber." "And he chose to be stationed on Anur transyl?" "Rook:" "After we graduated, he felt it was his mission to prepare his home world for entry into the plumbers' union." "[Unintelligible whisper] Right." "He is a plumber." "There's a chance his ship will have the part we need." "Wait." "You mean we have to go... out there?" "Stick close." "[Thunder crashing]" "Ben:" "This... place is..." "Awesome!" "Monster." "Monster." "Okay, that one is definitely a monster!" "This is too cool!" "Ben Tennyson." "Huge fan!" " Monster!" "Horrible, fleshy monster!" "[Crowd murmuring]" "Ben:" "Wait." "Me?" "No." "You've got it all wrong." "See, you're the..." " I said stick close." "Ben:" "What was with that guy?" " Rook:" "This is Anur transyl." "Here, we are the monsters." " Ben:" "No way." "So while we are here, we keep a low profile." "Got it?" "Ben:" "I put my size-10s in all kinds of alien shoes!" "I get it." "The whole outsider, stranger in a strange land thing?" "I've lived it." " Rook:" "I sense a "but" coming." "Ben:" "But those guys are actually monsters!" "Like, for real!" "Hang here." " Rook: [Grunting]" "Hoo!" "Ha!" "Hoo!" "Haa!" "Ben:" "What are you doing?" " Rook:" "Stretching." "We have a long walk ahead of us." "Ben:" "It's like a mile." "I think we can manage it without limbering up." "Rook:" "Ben, I am a precision athlete and law-enforcement operative." "I treat my body as a temple." "It would behoove you to do the same." "Ben:" "It would behoove you to stop using made up words like "behoove."" "Rook:" "Uh, "behoove" is a real word... an Earth word that you should know." " Ben:" "Sure it is, dude. [Chuckles]" ""Behoove." [Laughs]" "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me." " Ben:" "What?" "!" "I, uh... need to go to the little alien's room." " Ben:" "There are no bathroom breaks on missions!" "[Sighs] Fine." "Go." "Whew!" "Thanks." "I'll be back from the ship in five." "Ben:" "Whatever, man." "Just hurry up." "And don't..." "Wow." "He's fast." " Rook:" "No, he is not." "Perhaps one of us should follow hobble back to the ship to be sure he went the right way." " Ben:" "What are we, his babysitters?" "Let the little red shirt handle his mission in peace." "[Muffled shouts] [Blaster hums]" "Ben, have you noticed..." "Ben:" "That hobble and Rook have mysteriously disappeared?" "You don't seem concerned." " Ben: 'Cause I've seen the way this goes a thousand times." "It's monster-movie trope, dude." "Some creature picks us off one by one, then reveals its diabolical plan." "It better not have anything to do with my ship." " Ben:" "I bet, even as we speak, terrible forces are amassing against us!" "It'll be cool." "You'll see, rad." "Rad?" "[Wind whistling]" "And cue the monster reveal." "Kuphulu:" "Ben Tennyson, meet your Doom!" "Ben:" "Meet my Doom?" "Come on." "You can do better than that." "What is thy bidding, master?" "[Bones cracking]" "Zs'skayr:" "Much better." "Now, where were we?" "Ah, yes, Krujo, my loyal subject." "You are about to free the precious cargo Ben Tennyson was foolish enough to transport home for me." "And then?" " Zs'skayr:" "And then the fun begins." "[Laughs evilly]" "[Thudding]" "Kuphulu:" "Submit!" " Wildvine:" "Not really the submitting type." "Kuphulu:" "I shall not allow you to disrupt my master's plan!" "Wildvine:" "Your master's plan?" "Dude, I don't know who your master is!" "Hey!" "That freaky plant guy is beating up an innocent mummy!" "[Indistinct shouting]" "Wildvine:" "Hey!" "Hey, whoa!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "You've got it all wrong!" "This isn't what it looks like!" "[Crowd gasps]" "Ben:" "See?" "I'm Ben Tennyson!" "A hero!" "And, okay, I was just trying to take out your evil mummy neighbor, but..." "But... he started it!" "Aah!" "Monster!" "Ben:" "How did I not see that coming?" "[Indistinct shouting]" "Unh!" "Aah!" "Oh!" "Leg... cramp!" "Should've... stretched..." "Before... mission!" "Rrr!" "Uhh!" "Aah!" "Rrr!" "Look!" "Now he's making fun of us!" "[All shouting]" "Eat rotten fruit, you monster!" "Ben:" "Oh!" "Stupid Rook." "Why does he always have to be so right?" "[Shrieks] [Wolf howls]" "Ben:" "Aah!" " Aah!" "[Indistinct shouting]" "Heh!" "Easy, guys." "You don't want to do anything I'm gonna regret." "[Crowd murmuring] [Grunting, howling]" "Ben:" "Back off, dog breath!" "I've got an Omnitrix and I'm not afraid to use it!" "Easy, kid." "I'm on your side here." " Ben:" "You're... the plumber." "Rook was talking about." "Scout, and you must be Ben." "Come on." "We need to get you off the street." "Ben:" "You made all this stuff?" "Made, scrounged, salvaged." "I'm all alone out here." "I make do with what I have." "Here you go." "Variable-G offset modulator." "Rook radio'd ahead." "Ben:" "I appreciate it." "But what I really need is to find my friends." "Some mummy guy got them." "That would be Kuphulu." "Repeat offender, strictly small-time." "I can take you to his lair." "Ben:" "You know where he lives?" "Appearances to the contrary, there's not a lot of criminals here." "I keep my eye on most of them." " Ben:" "How awesomely convenient." "[Angry whisper] Intruder!" "[Angry whisper]" "Ben:" "I don't mean to pry, but why did you come back to Anur transyl when you finished the academy?" "Doesn't seem like a planet that would take very well to the plumbers." "This system needs me." "That's all there is to it." "I learned that from reading about you." "Your mummy is this way." "[Muffled shouting]" "Ben:" "There." "Now, what were you saying?" " I said, "he's right behind you!"" "Kuphulu:" "This is my domain." "You enter the lair of Kuphulu at your peril!" "Ben:" "Nuh-unh!" "At your peril!" "Crashhopper:" "Crashhopper!" "Suh-weet!" "Kuphulu:" "Accursed human!" "Get off me!" "Do not feel bad, insect." "I am your superior." "You would not blame a spider for the prey in its web." "Crashhopper:" "A spider web." "Great idea!" "Thanks!" "Kuphulu: [Grunting]" "Rook:" "Well done." "Yeah, yeah." "Great job." "Now let's get back to my ship." "Ben:" "Rad's right." "I'm already sick of this planet." "Don't really want to find out what other surprises it's got in store for us." "Please tell me one of you left the door open." "Ben:" "Now we discover the diabolical plan." "Ghostfreak?" "!" " Zs'skayr:" "Ben Tennyson." "You remember me." "I'm flattered." " Ben:" "How could I forget?" "Zs'skayr:" "This is going to be quite the reunion." "Why, look who else you brought to the party." "Our old friend..." "Ben:" "Dr. Viktor?" "!" "Dr. Viktor:" "Ja, ja." "It is good to be back!" "I've so missed hitting things!" "Zs'skayr:" "The terrible trio, reunited." " Ben:" "You'll never get away with it, Ghostfreak!" "Rook:" "Get away with what?" " Ben:" "Whatever... his plan is." "To do... things." "Okay, I'm not too clear on what it is, but I'm sure it's evil!" "Zs'skayr: [Laughs evilly] Poor Tennyson." "So in the dark." "How foolish you must feel." "This whole time, manipulated by your greatest enemy, Zs'skayr!" "Ben:" "The scare?" "Who's "the scare"?" " Rook: [Sighs]" "Do you never read the files?" ""Zs'skayr" is Ghostfreak's real name." "Ben:" "He has a name?" "Huh." "I always just called him Ghostfreak." "Zs'skayr:" "But I never answered to it." "Now destroy them!" "Dr. Viktor:" "Ah, I'm looking forward to this." "Next to my research, breaking things was my favorite part of being a mobile entity." "[Roars]" "How'd we get the wolf man?" " Stop complaining." "Be a man." "You're not a man." "You're a duck." " Then be a duck." "Aah!" "Zs'skayr:" "I've dreamed of this moment!" "After years of setbacks, all because of you!" "Bloxx:" "That's your problem, Zs'skayr." "You were never cooler than when you were inside my watch!" "Zs'skayr: [Laughs] You couldn't keep me trapped in the Omnitrix, either." "Bloxx:" "Oh, like I didn't know you were going to do that." "Face it, dude... you're a loser." "Always have been." "Zs'skayr:" "Oh, but that's where you're wrong." "After you left me trapped in Ledgerdomain, I became obsessed with escape." "I found a way out but was weakened." "I needed to consolidate my power, to return home and regain my title as High-Ecto lord." "But while arranging transport through your plumber branch, I found something..." "Of interest in the basement." "Some resistance was to be expected, of course." "But in the end, old alliances were forged anew." "From there, it was a simple matter of finding a ship passing near enough to my home system and altering its manifest." "That you happened to be aboard the same ship was simply a bonus." "Forgive me for not thanking you earlier for your assistance." "Because of you and your friends, today I will reclaim my throne as High-Ecto lord of Anur transyl!" "Bloxx:" "Not seeing how any of that makes you less of a loser." "You're just a sore loser!" "[Beeping]" "[Howls]" "[Electricity crackles]" "Rook:" "If I may be so bold, from the academy, maneuver 6a." "Remember it?" "Ha!" "I invented it." " Rook:" "Yes." "But I perfected it." "Catch me!" "Unh!" "Oh, this is unfair." "They're monsters on a monster planet." "They've got home-field advantage!" "Home-field advantage." "That's not what "home-field advantage" means!" "Come back!" "Feedback:" "Hey, Ghostfreak, I ever told you what a charge I get out of kicking your butt all these years?" "Zs'skayr:" "Aah!" "Aah." " Bad doggy!" "Aah!" "Dr. Viktor:" "Unhand me, or I will destroy you!" "Rook: "Unhand" him." "Dr. Viktor:" "Mm!" "Aah!" "[Groaning]" "[Omnitrix powers down]" "[Beeps]" "Zs'skayr:" "Aah!" "The light!" "It burns!" "Nrg:" "That's the idea." "What did you think it was gonna..." "Oh, you're just saying that 'cause you're a bad guy and you've got to sound evil." "Not sounding so evil now, are you, dude?" "Master..." "Who's the duck?" "I'm the duck!" "Aah!" "You're the duck!" "There he is!" "The monster that attacked me in the street!" "Nrg:" "Oh, for the love of... this again?" " Ben:" "Listen..." "His words are poison!" "Don't listen to him!" "Monster!" "Friends, hear me!" "I know this human looks different from us, but consider for a moment what we must look like to him." "It is easy to misjudge a thing by the way it appears on the outside." "Yes, he may look disgusting to us, even hideous, but on his planet, he may be one of the less ugly ones." "Ben:" "Yeah!" "I mean, hey!" " Shame on you all!" "What matters here are our deeds." "And Ben 10 is a hero!" "I'm sorry." "In our defense, he is way ugly." "Shh!" "Ben:" "The nerve of some people, huh?" "Non people, I mean." "They look like that and they call me a monster?" "Rook:" "But, Ben, do you not see?" "Here, you are the monster." "Ben:" "Bolts in their necks, fangs, big ol' hairy arms." "I'm not judging them, Rook." "They actually are monsters!" "Rook:" "You are just stubbornly refusing to accept the point we are trying to make here." "Ben:" "I am literally not even hearing you." " Rook: [Sighs]" "Where's the part?" " Ben:" "This little beauty?" "While you guys were all busy getting kidnapped by a mummy, I..." "I did rescue you, remember?" " [Quacks] Hold me back, Rook." "Sync and corrections by masaca"