"Be happy, dance the rumba" " Hare+Guu" "Dearly with a tantalizing swing of the hips" "Love, Love, with you, so Tropical" "What a paradise!" "Hare+Guu" "My girl, be careful in the summer" "The hook of love is unhooked" "Sneaking by on their tippy-toes" "The suspicious shadow..." "Who is it?" "Lookin' really nice!" "The heart pounds a beat!" "A kiss is a must-have item for love" "This is the jungle, let's eat a pokute" "When you're hungry pick a banana" "When the sun goes up snore away under the branches" "It's out a wee bit" "What the heck is it?" "Hot even in winter, yeah-yeah-yeah" "Come at least once, you octopus, yee-haw!" "The rumba that makes the eye teary Hare+Guu DELUXE!" "No, no, not now, yes right there DELUXE!" "Passion at 100 degrees celcius What a huge burn DELUXE!" "Just so dizzying, Hare+Guu DELUXE!" "With wet lips, the rumba Hare+Guu DELUXE!" "Touch, be touched, so embarrassing DELUXE!" "Love, Love, with you, so Tropical DELUXE!" "What a paradise!" "Hare+Guu DELUXE!" "It goes down your throat like silk!" "There's never been a beer like this!" "SILK ROAD, now on sal" "Alcohol isn't good for the baby." "Y-Y-Y-You're so cruel!" "You don't have to turn it off!" "You don't have to cry about it!" "I was just watching!" "I promised that I wouldn't drink, didn't I?" "That shows how much you trust me... not at all!" "I trust you..." "That's why I thought it was hard on you to watch a commercial..." "You say that, but you hid all the alcohol in the house so that I wouldn't find it." "It's so sad that your distrust in your mother goes so far!" "Which means, Mom, that you were looking for the booze." "Don't trouble yourself over me!" "You damn mothercon!" "Bulls-eye, huh..." "TENDENCY AND COUNTERMEASURE" "And so, I'd like to have an emergency meeting while Mom's gone." "So?" "Honestly, I think Mom's at her limit right now." "At this rate, I don't know when she'll snap and go on a drinking binge." "No way." "Even Weda-chan wouldn't go that far." "I believe in her..." "Guu, you think we should do something now also, right?" "There's no way that Guu would be on my side..." "Yeah, I think we should do something about it." "Like Hare says, if we seriously care about Weda's condition, all the more so." "Guu..." "All right." "So, how are we going to deal with the situation?" "For starters, I'm thinking of getting rid of all the alcohol that I've been hiding." "Where've you been hiding it?" "Under the bed... way in the back." "That's like an un-creative place to hide porno magazines." "Don't insult me in stereo." "You say "get rid of"... but how?" "We can dump it all down the drain." "What a waste!" "But we can't do anything about it." "The quicker we get rid of it, the better." "Idiot!" "The quicker we get rid of it, the better." "Don't you know?" "Even in the liquid inside this little can is the fruit of many days of tear-jerking labor and research of artisans!" "Who?" "Beer artisans?" "What you're attempting is the same as throwing away the artisan's soul!" "Or rather, I think this old woman has nothing to do with it!" "She's drying gourds!" "Gourds!" "Geez, you say I shouldn't dump it... then, what should we do with it?" "Drink it." "N-No, no, no, no!" "T-The school doc aside, both you and I are kids, Guu!" "We shouldn't, until we're grown up!" "Moron!" "You damn coward!" "What?" "You want to be such a good little boy?" "You want adults to compliment you that much, huh?" "A-Agreeing with me, then giving a good reason they were all part of the setup for this situation, weren't they...?" "All right, I'll drink it." "For Weda-chan's sake." "Seriously?" "You're the coolest guy ever, Doc!" "Stop it!" "I absolutely loathe scheming brats!" "Yipee!" "Yipee!" "Yipee!" "By the way, why don't you drink alcohol, doc?" "You have low tolerance?" "It's not that I have low tolerance..." "I never felt that it was tasty." "And, I never get drunk, so the drinking parties are never any fun." "I see... doesn't that mean you have a pretty high tolerance?" "Hey, he's soaking it up pretty well." "It tastes awful after all." "Red!" "It tastes awful after all." "His face is red... his face..!" "If we're painting a cel, use R-40!" "For digital animation painting, it's something like 230 red, 230 Green, and 57 Blue!" "What was that about not getting drunk at all!" "?" "You're so drunk!" "Eh?" "I'm not drunk at all!" "How rude!" "Pupun no Pu~un!" "Man, he's all grumpy now..." "You get drunk in a really disgusting way..." "Saying that again..!" "Hare, you're really worried about me, aren't you?" "Thank-you!" "N-NOOOOO!" "Please, forgive me!" "Or rather, WHO ARE YOU!" "?" "Oh, since when have you two gotten along so well?" "Or rather, WHO ARE YOU!" "?" "Oh, since when have you two gotten along so well?" "Mom, this is all a misunderstanding!" "Welcome home, Weda-chan!" "Oh, Doctor... your voice and your color settings are different than usual." "Oh, you tried to drink all of the alcohol for my sake?" "Doctor... you can't drink at all, yet you went out of your way..." "Mom, at least try to hide your real feelings." "Because I love you!" "Kiss!" "Your tummy's gotten pretty big now, Weda-chan!" "Hewo?" "Hewo?" "Can ya hear me in there?" "It's Papa!" "Doctor... you're being really gross." "Hey, can I smooch?" "Somehow, the school doc's face and speech are more I ike a child's..." "Do as you like." "Somehow, the school doc's face and speech are more I ike a child's..." "You see, the power of alcohol has released all of these desires that he usually uses reason to keep restrained." "Hey, that's..." "You see, the power of alcohol has released all of these desires that he usually uses reason to keep restrained." "Geez, you said just a smooch!" "You see, the power of alcohol has released all of these desires that he usually uses reason to keep restrained." "You see, the power of alcohol has released all of these desires that he usually uses reason to keep restrained." "But, it's true that he isn't this affectionate, even in bed..." "Or rather, our roles are reversed right now?" "Like I know!" "Why are you asking me!" "?" "Toddlercon?" "And what are you talking about!" "?" "Man, I think I've screamed a bit too much." "Now, now, have some water and calm down." "Oh, thank you!" "Wait..." "That's not water... it's alcohol, isn't it, Guu?" "Come on now, even I'm not dumb enough to fall for such an old trick, you know?" "Huh?" "If you feel that way..." "You don't have to drink it." "No, I'm just kidding!" "It was a joke!" "See?" "Oh, it's so tasty!" "Kindhearted fool..." "Looks like Hare has no tolerance for alcohol, just like the doctor..." "Is he all right?" "I'm all worried and stuff." "Damn you, Guu!" "I drank it after all..." "It tastes horrible..." "I see..." "I'm like the school doc and have no alcohol tolerance." "I wonder if I get drunk in a strange way like him, too..." "All sorts of desires that are usually held back by reasoning, huh..." "Well, I don't have such a thing, so maybe I won't get drunk at all..." "But still, I'm pissed off at Guu..." "Mom is Mom, too." "She's carrying a baby inside her, yet she talks way too much about booze this and booze that." "No, in the first place, it's because the school doc is here that she's having a baby, and I get into a situation like this... right?" "And of course, tough times like this are when there are no friends at my side!" "What's with me?" "I'm envisioning too many pitiful situations, aren't I?" "Oh, are you fine now, Hare?" "Shut up!" "All of you, BE NICER TO ME!" "School doc!" "Damn you!" "I'll take you and do this to you!" "NOOOO!" "What are you doing!" "?" "You're a bad drunk!" ""Drunk?"" "I haven't had even one drop of booze!" "Hey, Pokute!" "Soccer-ball Kick!" "My, oh my!" "His true nature reveals itself." "Damn you, Guu!" "How dare you mock me all this time!" "?" "You want a bit of my fist of anger?" "Look out!" "Hare-Hare-Punch!" "Guu!" "?" "Where'd you run off to!" "?" "Don't hide!" "Come on out here, dammit!" "See!" "It is Hare-Hare after all." "Don't hide!" "Come on out here, dammit!" "But, it doesn't seem like Hare-kun at all." "Don't hide!" "Come on out here, dammit!" "Guu!" "Where the hell did you go, Guu!" "?" "What is it, cat!" "?" "You have too many feet for no good reason!" "How about that!" "?" "Don't meow me!" "Can't you say something else, like Ora!" "?" "Dammit, say Ora!" "You've got some good lips there, don'tcha?" "Dammit, stop!" "I can't hit you unless you stop!" "You always try to live by running away from people like that, don't you!" "?" "Oh... going over there..." "You always try to live by running away from people like that, don't you!" "?" "...would be a bad idea." "You always try to live by running away from people like that, don't you!" "?" "Because she's..." "Shut the hell up!" "My grudge booze gets less tasty with all that noise!" "What was that!" "?" "Hare-Hare glared at me!" "Cut it out!" "You get dumped because you're 22 but you stil I act like that!" "You're so cruel!" "You used to be so nice!" "Idiot..." "You used to be so nice!" "You're being too easy on yourself, even at 22..." "Listen up." "You're always the tragic heroine." "In other words, you act as the heroine..." "You understand why?" "Eh?" "Hey, it's because you're trying to go easy on yourself, even at age 22!" "Hare-kun, isn't it time to go home?" "Hey, it's because you're trying to go easy on yourself, even at age 22!" "Looks like we have to leave him be until he's satisfied." "Hey, it's because you're trying to go easy on yourself, even at age 22!" "Hey, it's because you're trying to go easy on yourself, even at age 22!" "What happens to people's memories after they become extremely drunk?" "As an example, please take a look at two individuals." "First, the type that loses his memory." "This is... could it be HER again?" "...And..." "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." "You sure had a good rage the type that remembers everything." "Everyone, make sure you don't drink until you become an adult!" "Is this a valid ending for an episode!" "?" "Lord, Buddha, Pokute God..." "Please, I hope everything goes well..." "It looks like he's gotten even worse..." "Hare was the one that said we should watch some TV to calm down..." "Well, it's his first child." "It's understandable that he frets so much." "Wait, it's MY kid now!" "?" "That's right..." "I can understand how it must feel!" "And she understands me?" "!" "Anyway, it's all because you haven't gotten a grip on yourself!" "I'm not good with stuff like blood..." "And you call yourself a doctor!" "?" "I'm not dense like you!" "That's not the problem!" "I know that you're worried about Weda..." "But really, both of you are so childish!" "Or, more like they're just troublesome?" "If anything, I'd say they're like..." "Jugemu-Jugemu Gokounosurikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Fuuraimatsu" "Oh, geez!" "With the school doc is like this, I wonder if Mom and her baby are all right?" "Geez, I don't care about anything else as long as the baby is born safe and sound!" "Worst comes to worst, I can raise the kid." "I'm sure I can do it somehow!" "Even if Mom is a total alcoholic and lazy, even if the school doc is perverted and a good-for-nothing, it's better than when I was born..." "But, when I was born, Mom was all by herself..." "She raised me this far all by herself..." "No, but wait!" "How did she, with a personality like that..?" "Does it bother you?" "How did she, with a personality like that..?" "Hey!" "You're hogging the spotlight!" "All things have a cause and an effect." "Like this babe being born, how you were born, Hare, and how Weda became a mother." "You have a point, but..." "Don't you want to know?" "The reason why Weda became the way she is." "O-Of course it's not that I don't want to know, but how" "Here." "T-That's the Chinchikurin Stick!" "B-But, that's for transformation and stuff like that, right?" "I-Isn't it slightly different from time slips and stuff...?" "No, no, with the Chinchikurin Stick, it's one small leap!" "She's all set on killing me!" "Now, grit your teeth..." "What, Hare, you can't fall alseep?" "I'll read you a book." "No good!" "My brain is getting ahead of me!" "My life is flashing before my eyes!" "But, it's all an illusion of how I wish the past had been!" "Here we go!" "But, it's all an illusion of how I wish the past had been!" "But, it's all an illusion of how I wish the past had been!" "B-By the way, the Tokyo Stock Exchange lately..." "Past and present, east and west." "B-By the way, the Tokyo Stock Exchange lately..." "CAUSE AND EFFECT" "Ow..." "Geez, she's so reckless..." "Wait, this is..?" "Wait!" "Someone's coming!" "I'm sorry, Senpai..." "I'll be back in two hours!" "Wow, such a pretty face..." "If you act too selfishly, I'll have to inform our master, Ashio!" "Ashio...!" "?" "Geez!" "I don't care anymore!" "Sheesh..." "Ashio..." "That's Ashio?" "Then, that woman is Bell?" "Which means..." "This is Mom's house 10 years ago?" "Here we are, Dabanna..." "It's the past, Dabacho!" "Some sense of deja-vu..." "I'm sure you must have been surprised, dendero." "Indeed, Dabada." "Uh, you know, it's that..." "Should I answer the question or should I point out the strange words at the end of each sentence that I know she's adding on purpose or should I comment on that strange attire..." "Now, we'll go chase after Ashio, udongeba." "He should be guiding us to where Weda is, Choroge." "But, her purpose is so unknown that there's no way for me to comment..." "The people surrounding Guu are the ones that get affected by her magic." "Geez, she never listens when she sets her mind on something." "I really would like her to think a bit more before she uses her magic." "A magical girl!" "?" "It's so iffy that I don't get it!" "Hey, Guu, I don't think this has anything to do with Mom... does it?" "Hey, isn't Mom at home after all?" "I heard she got ill very easily in the past..." "Come on, let's go." "Eh?" "I didn't come here to keep an eye on Ashio..." "A hospital?" "...Sure looks it." "I see, Ashio must have come here to visit Mom." "But I'm at a loss." "I don't know what room she's in." "Hey, it's Weda." "That was quick!" "W-W-W-W-Wait!" "Time out!" "It's too sudden!" "I'm not ready for this!" "For what?" "Actually, um, maybe it's not a good thing after all..." "For me, the son, to see Mom in this era..." "You mean the future might change and stuff?" "Yeah, yeah, like in sci-fi it happens often... stuff like that." "Just watching should be enough, no?" "Y-Yeah..." "It happens often..." "Coming to the past, falling in love with your own mother, almost changing the future and almost disappearing..." "Hear, hear!" "Like I'm gonna let that happen." "Well, it's all right..." "Why don't you live the way you want to live?" "Don't go off on a misunderstanding and write off my life on top!" "Well, cherish the young Weda as much as you want..." "Where are you going!" "?" "Guu is bored and was going to do what magical girls do by changing into a mischievous nurse and causing havoc all over the hospital." "Don't do something so drastic with an "Oh, I'm gonna hit the convenience store" tone!" "So?" "I'm just going to make this area into a little living hell..." "Don't do something so drastic with an "Oh, I'm gonna hit the convenience store" tone!" "So?" "I'm just going to make this area into a little living hell..." "Why do you put the adjective "little" with the term "living hell"!" "?" "I don't get it!" "What are you doing there?" "My heart was pounding." "A new emotion had developed inside my heart it was too early for me to understand that it was love..." "That's another story for the future." "No it's not!" "I see, so you came here to visit your Mom?" "Well..." "You're such a good boy!" "You think so?" "Oh, what should I do..." "I was saying that I would just watch, but now we're totally in conversation mode!" "Somehow, I have to wrap up this conversation and get out of here..." "Oh, but I'm done visiting, so I was thinking about going home now..." "Oh, I see..." "I'm sorry, I must have kept you here." "No, that's not really true." "All right, I'm going to part myself from her really naturally." "S-See you later!" "What's wrong?" "Don't you want to talk more than this?" "Enjoy her as much as you want, Mothercon." "Don't make the little one say what you're really thinking." "Oh, hey!" "About visiting... do come see her often." "I think it's a bit lonely when days that nobody visits pile up..." "Well, I'm going to go back to my hospital room." "Actually, I'm not supposed to come outside too much." "Mom..." "Maybe she doesn't have that many people visiting her..." "H-Hey!" "Well... this is my first time visiting a really big hospital." "If I'm not getting in your way, can I follow you up to your hospital room?" "Go ahead." "What is this!" "?" "Is this really a hospital!" "?" "Oh, sit on that sofa over there." "Maybe all sorts of people do visit her!" "Wait just a minute." "I'll go get some drinks." "Oh, don't mind me." "It's all right, you just sit tight!" "Mom is such a good girl..." "She's cute, too." "Doesn't seem like Mom..." "Dear Mother... it seems that I have fallen as far as I can fall..." "Shut up!" "Don't look at me with eyes full of pity!" "You know you should restrain lust towards your mother, right?" "And why don't you restrain your antics?" "Y-Yes?" "Ojousan, Hel" "Oh, where's Ojousan?" "S-She just stepped out..." "I think she'll be back soon, though." "Oh, is that so?" "Oh, Ashio..." "Ojousan!" "Um, is it all right for you to be walking about?" "I heard from the doctor that you had another seizure yesterday..." "I'm fine!" "I'm all right!" "Here's your juice." "T-Thank you..." "Oh, that's right, Ojousan." "This is from our master and the madam." "They apologized for not being able to visit you." "Wow, so cute!" "H-Huh?" "Wow, so cute!" "It's so bad." "They always make you bring things, Ashio..." "If they can't come, that's fine..." "It's the feeling... the feeling is what counts!" "Both of them are worried about you, Ojousan!" "Well, I'll be going back now." "Oh, you're going back already?" "I have to help out Senpai." "Get well soon!" "Sure!" "You take care too, Ashio." "Ashio was in love with Mom even this long ago." "I didn't know that Ashio had such a normal looking face." "Wrong!" "Your heart was racing." "It wasn't!" "Now, don't stand there, sit down, sit down!" "S-Sure." "The boy that just came is really nice." "He comes to visit almost every day, and once a week he brings me flowers, books -- things that I might like." "His allowance back at the estate probably isn't that much, either..." "He's going out of his way to do it -- even lying to me about it." "Mom's already figured out everything." "Father and Mother aren't considerate enough to think about someone this much..." "U-Um..." "That guy Ashio, he must be in love with you!" "T-That's not it at all!" "But he's here every day..." "He's kind..." "Ashio's so kind..." "He's just pitying me because my family won't pay me any attention." "Pity... is it?" "I'm happy that Ashio comes to visit me so much but I've never thought of myself as pathetic." "If he's nice to me like this it makes me think that I really am someone that needs to be pitied." "That's not right.." "Ashio just..." "Besides, Ashio can do anything..." "But there isn't anything that I can do for Ashio." "That's why, lately it's really hard for me to be together with Ashio." "B-But you don't hate him, right?" "Yeah, I like him a whole lot!" "That's why..." "I wish that Ashio would become happier, more than anyone else in the world." "Somehow, I just met you, but I'm having all sorts of boring conversation..." "I'm sorry" "Oh, no, come to think of it, I haven't asked you your name yet." "My name is Weda." "What's yours?" "Um, my name... uh..." ""Hare" would be really bad here..." "Ame (rain)..." "Ame?" "That's a strange name..." "Was it taken from the rain?" "Oh, yeah, that's right!" "You got it... know, they say "blessed rain", right?" "Put more thought into picking a name!" "Such a vague answer..." "Put more thought into picking a name!" "Sush!" "Why do I have to put thought into a fake name!" "?" "More so, don't talk to me in stereo!" ""Blessed Rain," huh... how wonderful!" "And what's your name?" "I'm Guu." "And why don't you put some thought into it!" "?" "Guu-chan, huh?" "And why don't you put some thought into it!" "?" "Guu-chan, huh?" "Why are you giving your real name so proudly!" "?" "Why are you giving your real name so proudly!" "?" "That aside..." "This makes me rather sad." "She's so pessimistic " " I can't imagine this at all from how Mom is now." "H-Hey... why don't you ask your parents cutely to come visit you?" "Maybe they'll come quicker than you expec" "Impossible, so impossible, that's just impossible!" "That's absolutely impossible." "Impossible, impossible!" "We're going to head back soon." "If you say too much, it might not go as far as the baby not being born, but the future might change in a subtle way." "B-But..." "For instance, like eyelashes suddenly growing out without reason when we get back to the present..." "Oh, that's right, I have to go home soon!" "Then, see you later, Ame-kun!" "S-Sure, later...!" "U-Um..." "It might be impossible right now but I think you should live more honestly to your feelings." "It's important to be humble and persevere as well but I'm sure you'll laugh more that way!" "Congratulations, Hare!" "He finally opened his eyes!" "We were worried about you!" "Come on, what's with this sudden anemia?" "Don't make fun of him!" "That just shows how worried he was about all of this!" "We did it, Hare!" "We're finally mature men!" "Mom..." "Weda-chan..." "Hare!" "Your mother wants shabu-shabu and crab for dinner!" "I can finally drink again!" "Let's have a party, okay?" "Today should be okay, right?" "I did my best, too." "O-Oh, and make sure to buy a full set of stuff for this child, like diapers!" "See, just like you told her back then, Hare, Weda in the present day lives very honestly to her feelings, and asks much of her family." "This is truly a cause and an effect." "Then, this is all my fault!" "?" "Anyway, what's with that outfit of yours!" "?" "Well, although it wasn't her first child birth, it was a rather difficult delivery." "You're not a midwife!" "The morning comes even without an alarm clock" "The heart of the rickety car goes do-do-do-do, Let's go!" "Let's go!" "The beat of the blowing wind in the open window says ge-ge-ge-ge, Get down!" "Get down!" "Isn't it a bit dull?" "Let's make it shine" "Let's get up on stage" "Come on, Okay, Smile natural!" "Let's sing the color of the sky, just the way it is" "There are no rules at all" "I found a self that always has fun!" "Tomorrow is fun, fun I just shout, shout!" "You just dance, dance Everyone boogie-woogie!" "Yeah!" "Oh, and Hare, Doctor, I've already decided on a name for this child!" "Already?" ""Ame-chan!"" "Like "blessed rain."" "I've had my heart set on this name for a long time now!" "Oh, we have two punchlines today." "This is another example of cause and effect." "That's enough!" "NEXT EPISODE" "I had thought, without a doubt, that peaceful days would continue forever." "It's a promise..." "You'll take me in exchange for Hare..." "I didn't realize that I was just averting my eyes from the danger that was approaching." "Weda!" "Next time on Jungle wa ltsumo Hare Nochi Guu Deluxe:" ""Doggie and Bunny", prologue and epilogue" "At the least... say goodbye."