"* Come on babe *" "* Why don't we paint the town?" "*" "* And all that Jazz *" "* I'm gonna rouge my knees *" "* And roll my stockings down *" "* And all that jazz *" "* Start the car *" "* I know a whoopee spot *" "* Where the gin is cold *" "* But the piano's hot *" "* It's just a noisy hall *" "* Where there's a nightly brawl *" "* And all *" "* That *" "* Jazz *" "* And all that jazz *" "* And all that jazz *" "* Slick your hair *" "* And wear your buckle shoes *" "* And all that Jazz *" "* I hear that Father Dip *" "* Is gonna blow the blues *" "* And all that Jazz *" "* Hold on, hon *" "* We're gonna bunny hug *" "* I bought some aspirin *" "* Down at United Drug *" "* I case you shake apart *" "* And want a brand new start *" "* To do * * that *" "* Jazz *" "* Find a flask *" "* We're playing fast and loose *" "* And all that jazz *" "* Right up here *" "* Is where I store the juice *" "* And all that jazz *" "* Come on, babe *" "* We're gonna brush the sky *" "* I bet you luck Lindy *" "* Never flew so high *" "* 'Cause in the stratosphere *" "* How could he lend an ear * * to all *" "* that *" "* Jazz?" "*" "* Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake *" "* And all that jazz *" "* Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break *" "* And all that jazz *" "* Show her where to park her girdle *" "* Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle *" "* If she'd hear her baby's queer *" "* For all * * that * * jazz *" "* All * * that * * jazz *" "* Come on, babe *" "* Why Don't we paint * * The town?" "*" "* And all that jazz *" "* And all that jazz *" "* I'm gonna * * Rouge my knees *" "* And roll my * ** Stockings down *" "* And all that jazz *" "* And all that jazz *" "* Start the car *" "* I know a whoopee spot *" "* Where the gin is cold *" "* But the piano's hot *" "* It's just a noisy hall *" "* Where there's a nightly brawl *" "* And all * * that * * jazz *" "* No, I'm no one's wife *" "* But, Oh, I love my life *" "* And all * * that *" "* Jazz!" "*" "* That Jazz!" "*" "* Sometime's I'm right *" "* Sometime's I'm wrong *" "* But he doesn't care *" "* He'll String along *" "* He loves me so *" "* That funny honey of mine *" "* Sometime's I'm down *" "* Sometime's I'm up *" "* But he follows 'round *" "* Like some droopy-eyed pup *" "* He love me so *" "* That sunny honey of mine *" "* He ain't no sheik *" "* That's no great physique *" "* Lord knows he ain't got the smarts *" "* Oh but look at that soul *" "* I tell you the whole *" "* Is a whole lot greater than *" "* The sum of his parts *" "* And if you knew him like me *" "* I know you'd agree *" "* What if the world *" "* Slandered my name?" "*" "* Why he'd be right there *" "* Taking the blame *" "* He loves me so *" "* And it all suits me fine *" "* That funny sunny honey *" "* Hubby of mine *" "* He loves me so *" "* That funny honey of mine *" "* Lord knows he ain't got the smarts *" "* Now he shot off his trap *" "* I can't stand that sap *" "* Look at him go *" "* Rattin' on me *" "* With just one more brain *" "* What a half-wit he'd be *" "* If they string me up *" "* I'll know who *" "* Brought the twine *" "* That scummy crummy *" "* Dummy hubby of mine!" "*" "* Ask any of the chickies in my pen *" "* They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother hen *" "* I love 'em all and all of them love me *" "* Because the system works *" "* The system called reciprocity... *" "* Got a little motto *" "* Always sees me through *" "* When you're good to Mama *" "* Mama's good to you. *" "* There's a lot of favors *" "* I'm prepared to do *" "* You do one for Mama *" "* She'll do one for you. *" "* They say that life is tit for tat *" "* And that's the way I live *" "* So, I deserve a lot of tat *" "* For what I've got to give *" "* Don't you know that this hand *" "* Washes that one too *" "* When you're good to Mama *" "* Mama's good to you!" "*" "* If you want my gravy *" "* Pepper my ragout *" "* Spice it up for Mama *" "* She'll get hot for you *" "* When they pass that basket *" "* Folk contribut to *" "* You out in for Mama *" "* She'll put out for you *" "* The folks atop the ladder *" "* Are the ones the world adores *" "* So boost me up my ladder, Kid *" "* And I'll boost you up yours *" "* Let's all stroke together *" "* Like the Princeton crew *" "* When you're stroking' Mama *" "* Mama's stroking' you *" "* So what's the one conclusion *" "* I can bring this number to?" "*" "* When you're good to Mama *" "* Mama's good to you!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* He had it coming *" "* He had it coming *" "* He only had himself to blame *" "* If you'd have been there *" "* If you'd have seen it *" "* I betcha you would have done the same!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* He had it coming *" "* He had it coming *" "* He only had himself to blame *" "* If you'd have been there *" "* If you'd have seen it *" "* I betcha you would *" "* Have done the same!" "*" "* Hah!" "He had it coming *" "* He had it coming *" "* He took a flower *" "* In its prime *" "* And then he used it *" "* And he abused it *" "* It was a murder *" "* But not a crime!" "*" "* If you'd have been there *" "* If you'd have seen it *" "* I betcha you would have done the same!" "*" "* They had it coming *" "* They had it coming *" "* They had it coming all along *" "* I didn't do it *" "* But if I'd done it *" "* How could you tell me that I was wrong?" "*" "* They had it coming *" "* They had it coming *" "* They had it coming all along *" "* I didn't do it *" "* But if I'd done it *" "* How could you tell me that I was wrong?" "*" "* The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum *" "* The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum *" "* They had it comin' *" "* They had it comin' *" "* They had it comin' *" "* They had it comin' *" "* They had it comin' * * All along *" "* 'Cause if they used us * * And they abused us *" "* How could you tell us That we were wrong?" "*" "* He had it coming *" "* He had it coming *" "* He had it coming *" "* He had it coming *" "* He only had himself to blame. *" "* If you'd have been there * * If you'd have seen it *" "* I betcha you would have done the same!" "*" "* Pop *" "* Six *" "* Squish *" "* Uh uh *" "* Cicero *" "* Lipschitz!" "*" "* We want Billy *" "* Give us *" "* Double L.Y. *" "* We're all his *" "* He's our kind of a guy *" "* And ooh what luck *" "* Cause here he is... *" "* I don't care about expensive things *" "* Cashmere coats, or diamond rings *" "* Don't mean a thing *" "* All I care about is love *" "* That's what I'm here for *" "* I don't care for wearing' silk cravats *" "* Ruby studs, satin spats *" "* Don't mean a thing *" "* All I care about is love *" "* All he cares about is love *" "* Give me two *" "* Eyes of blue *" "* Softly saying *" "* I need you *" "* Let me see her standin' there *" "* And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire *" "* I don't care for any fine attire *" "* Vanderbilt might admire *" "* No, no, not me *" "*" " All I care about is love... * *" " All he cares about is love *" "* That's what he's here for *" "* All he cares about is love *" "* All he cares about is love *" "* Show me long Raven hair *" "* Flowin' down, about to there *" "* Let me see *" "* Her running' free *" "* Keep your money, that's enough for me *" "* I don't care for drivin' Packard cars *" "* Or smoking Long Buck Cigars *" "* No, no, not me *" "* All I care about is *" "* Doin' the guy in *" "* Who's pickin, on you *" "* Twistin' the wrist *" "* That's turnin' the screw *" "* All I care about * * is love!" "*" "Where'd you come from?" "* Mississippi *" "And your parents?" "* Very wealthy. *" "Where are they now?" "* Six feet under. *" "But she was granted one more start" "* The convent of The Sacred Heart!" "*" "* When'd you get here?" "* * 1920 *" "* How old were you?" "*" "* Don't remember *" "* Then what happened?" "*" "* I met Amos *" "* And he stole my heart away *" "* Convinced me to elope one day *" "Oh, poor girl, I can't believe what you've been through." "A convent girl, a runaway marriage." "Now tell us Roxie." "* Who's Fred Casely?" "*" "* My ex-boyfriend. *" "* Why'd you shoot him?" "*" "* I was leavin'. *" "* Was her angry?" "*" "* Like a madman *" ""* Still I said, "Fred, move along." *" "She knew that she was doin' wrong." "* Then describe it. *" "* He came toward me. *" "* With a pistol?" "*" "* From my bureau. *" "* Did you fight him?" "*" "* Like a tiger. *" "He had strength and she had none." "* And yet we both reached for the gun *" "* Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes we both *" "* Oh yes we both *" "* Oh yes, we both reached for *" "* The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun *" "* Oh yes, we both reached for the gun *" "* Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes they both *" "* Oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both reached for *" "* The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun, *" "* Oh yes, they both reached for the gun * * for the gun. * * understandable. understandable *" "* Yes, it's perfectly understandable *" "* Comprehensible." "Comprehensible *" "* Not a bit reprehensible *" "* It's so defensible!" "*" "* How're you feeling?" "*" "* Very frightened *" "* Are you sorry?" "*" "Are you kidding?" "* What's you're statement?" "*" "* All I'd say is *" "* Though my choo-choo jumped the track *" "* I'd give my life to bring him back *" "* And?" "*" "* Stay away from *" "* What?" "*" "* Jazz and liquor *" "* And?" "*" "* And the men who *" "* What?" "*" "* Play for fun *" "* And what?" "*" "* That's the thougt that *" "* Yeah *" "* Came upon me *" "* When?" "*" "* When we both reached for the gun!" "*" "* Understandable, understandable *" "* Yes, it's perfectly understandable *" "* Comprehensible, comprehensible *" "* Not a bit reprehensible *" "* It's so defensible!" "*" "* Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both reached for *" "Let me hear it!" "* The gun, the gun, the gun, the gun *" "* Oh yes, they both reached *" "* For the gun *" "* For the gun *" "* A little louder!" "*" "* Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both reached * *" " Oh, yeah *" "* For the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun *" "* Oh yes." "They both reached *" "* For the gun *" "* Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both reached for *" "* The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun *" "* Oh yes, they both reached for the gun. *" "* Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both *" "* Oh yes, they both reached for *" "* The gun, the gun, the gun,the gun *" "* Both reached for the...gun *" "* The name on everybody's lips *" "* Is gonna be *" "* Roxie *" "* The lady raking' in the chips *" "* Is gonna be *" "* Roxie *" "* I'm gonna be a celebrity *" "* That means somebody eveyone knows *" "* They're gonna recognize my eyes *" "* My hair, my teeth, my boobs, my nose *" "* From just some dumb mechanic's wife *" "* I'm gonna be *" "* Roxie *" "* Who says that murders not an art?" "*" "* And who in case she doesn't hang * * can say she started with a bang?" "*" "* Roxie Hart!" "*" "* Boys *" "* They're gonna wait outside in line *" "* To get to see *" "* Roxie *" "* Think of those autographs I'll sign *" "* Good luck to you, *" "* Roxie *" "* And I'll appear in Lavaliere *" "* That goes all the way down to my waist *" "* Here a ring, there a ring *" "* Everywhere a ring a ling *" "* But always in the best of taste *" "* Oooh I'm a star. *" "* And the audience loves me. *" "* And I love the audience and they love me * * for loving them." "And I love them for loving me. *" "* And we jus to love each other. *" "* That's because none of us got any love in our childhood. *" "* And that's show biz, *" "* Kid. *" "* She's giving up here humdrum life *" "* I'm gonna be *" "* Roxie. *" "* She made a scandal and a start. *" "* And Sophie Tucker will shit, I know *" "* To see her name get billed below *" "* Roxie Hart!" "*" "* Roxy *" "* Roxy *" "* Roxy *" "* Roxy *" "* Roxy *" "* Roxy *" "* My sister and I had an act that couldn't flop *" "* My sister and I were headed straight fo the top *" "* My sister and I earned a thou a week at least *" "* Oh, ya!" "*" "* But my sister is now, unfortunately, deceased *" "* Oh, I know it's sad, of course *" "* But a fact * * is still a fact *" "* And now all that remains *" "* Is the remains *" "* Of a perfect * * double *" "* act!" "*" "* Watch this. *" "* First I'd... *" "* Then she'd... *" "* Then we'd... *" "* But I can't do it alone!" "*" "* Then she'd... *" "* Then I'd... *" "* Then we'... *" "* But I can't do it alone!" "*" "* She'd say, "What's your sister like?" *" "* I'd say, "Men," *" "* She'd say, "you're the cat's meow" *" "* Then we'd wow the crowd again *" "* When she'd go... *" "* I'd go... *" "* We'd go... *" "* And then those ding-dong daddies started to roar *" "* Whistled, stomped and stamped on the floor *" "* Yelling, sreaming, begging for more. *" "* And we'd say, "O.K. fellas, keep your socks up." * * you ain't seen nothin' yet!" *" "* But I simply cannot do it * * alone!" "*" "* When she'd go... *" "* I'd go... *" "* We'd go... *" "* And then those two-bit Johnnies did it up brown *" "* To cheer the best attraction in town *" "* They nearly tore the balcony down *" "* And we'd say. "Okay, boys... * * we're goin' home, but before we go here's a few more parting' shots!" *" "* And this... * * this we did in perfect unison. *" "* Now, you've seen me goin' through it *" "* It may seem there's nothin' to it *" "* But I simply cannot do it *" "* Alone!" "*" "* If someone stood up in a crowd *" "* And raised his voice up way out loud *" "* And waved his arm and shook his leg *" "* You'd notice him *" "* If someone in the movie show *" "* Yelled "Fire in the second row" *" "* This whole place is a powder keg!" *" "* You'd notice him *" "* And even without clucking like a hen *" "* Everyone gets noticed, now and then, *" "* Unless, of course, that personage should be *" "* Invisible, inconsequential me!" "*" "* Cellophane *" "* Mister Cellophane *" "* Shoulda been my name *" "* Mister Cellophane *" "* 'Cause you can look right through me *" "* Walk right by me *" "* And never know I'm there... *" "* I tell ya *" "* Cellophane *" "* Mister *" "* Cellophane *" "* Shoulda been my name *" "* Mister *" "* Cellophane *" "* 'Cause you can look right through me *" "* Walk right by me *" "* And never know I'm there... *" "* A human being's made of more than air *" "* With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there *" "* Unless that human bein' next to you *" "* Is unimpressive, undistinguished *" "* You * * now *" "* who... *" "* Shoulda been my name *" "* Mister Cellophane *" "* 'Cause you can look right through me *" "* Walk right by me *" "* And never know I'm there... *" "* I tell ya *" "* Cellophane *" "* Mister Cellophane *" "* Shoulda been my name *" "* Mister Cellophane *" "* 'Cause you can look right through me *" "* Walk right by me *" "* And never know I'm there *" "* Never even know I'm there. *" "* Give 'em the old razzle dazzle *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* Give 'em act with lots of flash in it *" "* And the reaction will be passionate *" "* Give 'em the old hocus pocus *" "* Bread and feather 'em *" "* How can they see with sequins in their eyes?" "*" "* What if your hinges all are rusting?" "*" "* What if, in fact, you're just disgusting ?" "*" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* And they'll never catch wise!" "*" "* Give 'em the old razzle dazzle *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous *" "* Row after row will grow vociferous *" "* Give 'em the old film flam flummox *" "* Fool and fracture 'em *" "* How can they hear the truth above the roar?" "*" "* Roar, roar, roar. *" "* Throw 'em a fake and a finagle *" "* They'll never know you're just a bagel, *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* And they'll beg you for more!" "*" "* Give 'em the old razzle dazzle(cave) *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* Back since the days of old Methuselah *" "* Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler *" "* Give 'em the old three ring circus *" "* Stun and stagger 'em *" "* When you're in trouble, go into your dance *" "* Though you are stiffer than a girder *" "* They let ya get away with a murder *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* And you've got a romance *" "* Give 'em the old *" "* Razzle dazzle *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are *" "* Long as you keep 'em way off balance *" "* How can they spot you got no talents?" "*" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* Razzle dazzle 'em *" "* And they'll make you a star!" "*" "* It's good, *" "* Isn't it, grand?" "*" "* Isn't it, great?" "*" "* Isn't it, swell?" "*" "* Isn't it, fun?" "*" "* Isn't it?" "*" "* Nowadays *" "* There's man, *" "* Everywhere jazz, *" "* Everywhere booze, *" "* Everywhere life, *" "* Everywhere joy, *" "* Everywhere *" "* Nowadays *" "* You can like the life you're living *" "* You can live the life you like *" "* You can even marry Harry *" "* But mess around with Ike *" "* And that's *" "* Good, *" "* Isn't it, grand?" "*" "* Isn't it, great?" "*" "* Isn't it, swell?" "*" "* Isn't it, fun?" "*" "* Isn't it... *" "* But nothing * * stays *" "* You can like the life you're living *" "* You can live the life you like *" "* You can even marry Harry *" "* But mess around with Ike *" "* And that's *" "* Good, *" "* Isn't it, grand?" "*" "* Isn't it, great?" "*" "* Isn't it, swell?" "*" "* Isn't it... *" "* You can like the life you're living *" "* You can live the life you like *" "* You can even marry Harry *" "* But mess around with Ike *" "* And that's good?" "*" "* Isn't it, grand?" "*" "* Isn't it, great?" "*" "* Isn't it, swell?" "*" "* Isn't it, fun?" "* * isn't it?" "*" "* But nothing stays *" "* In fifty years or so *" "* It's gonna change, you know *" "* But, oh, it's heaven *" "* Nowadays *" "* And all * * that *" "* Jazz!" "*" "* That Jazz!" "*" "* T *" "* Th *" "* Tha *" "* That *" "* That J *" "* That Ja *" "* That Jaz *" "* That Jazz!" "*" "* That Jaz *" "* That Ja *" "* That J *" "* That *" "* Tha *" "* Th *" "* T *" "* That Jazz!" "*"