"("HAPPY HOLIDAY" PLAYING)" "Happy holiday" "(PLAYING HARMONICA)" " Merry Christmas, bud." " Thank you." "Merry Christmas to you." "Okay." "Hi, Chief." "(BELL RINGING)" "(JIM WHISTLING TUNE)" "Come in." "Hello, honey." "(KISSING)" "Well, this is our last night in show business." "Some feeling, huh?" "Some feeling." "I got the ring and the license." " Honey, we're ready." " Oh." "Say, there's a hook leftover at the top here." "Should that be?" "Never mind, I'll take care of it." " Jim?" " Huh?" "(SIGHS)" "Well, I think that tie's terrible." "(CHUCKLES) Well, who cares?" "Tomorrow I'm a farmer." "You'd better go change it." "Listen, honey, when you're flipping those twinkle toes who's gonna be looking at my tie?" "You only have five minutes." "Hurry." "Okay, I'm on my way." "What'd he say?" "I didn't tell him." "Why not?" "We love each other." "You wanna continue dancing." "I know, but he gets a look." "Oh, he's always had that look." "It doesn't mean anything emotionally." "It has something to do with his liver." "Simply tell him you had made a mistake." "You don't wanna give up your career and live on a farm." "But he's already bought the farm." "And the license, and the ring." "Oh, I can't tell him." "All right, I will." "Right after our number." "Listen, darling, don't weaken." "Think of our life together." "Think of diamonds, of sables, of your own little penthouse." "Is that a promise?" "Well, just think about them for the time being." "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "MAN:" "Ready, Miss Dixon." "Well, thank you." "Say, this thing didn't come out even." "Oh, I'll fix it." "We have to hurry." "I love you. and Jim." "I love Jim, too." "But after all, I mean, let's not be too chummy." "(LAUGHS)" "(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)" "("I'LL CAPTURE YOUR HEART" PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Here she comes down the street" "My, oh my, ain't she sweet?" "Why, here comes my hot toddy" "Over my dead body" "I'll capture her heart singing" "Just wait until she gets a load of my dancing" "Just wait till I start singing" "I'll take her strolling down the road with my dancing" "I can't go wrong, a tender song" "And she'll discover my charms" "Some fancy taps and she'll collapse" "And fall right into my arms" "I'll capture her heart singing" "Oh, no, you haven't a chance" "When I go into my dance" "I'll take you through life singing" "(SCATTING)" "I'll make you my wife dancing" "If you could dance instead of sing" "I'd learn to love you somehow" "If you could sing instead of dance" "I'd take you home with me now" "(SCATTING)" "(WHISTLING)" "The way you sing don't mean a thing" "You'd better stick to your dance" "And as for you, your dance won't do" "You'll have to sing for romance" "I'll capture her heart..." " Singing" " Dancing" "(SCATTING)" "(BOTH SCATTING)" "(CONTINUES SCATTING)" "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "Not much of a Christmas present for you, is it?" "I mean, both of us walking out on you." "Don't worry about me, kid." "I'll do all right." "(CHUCKLING) Whata chum." "Can't you see what we're walking out on?" "The grind." "365 days a year." "When's the last time you had as day off?" "I don't know." "Maybe last year?" "Do you ever hear of Thanksgiving or Labor Day or the Fourth of July?" " Vaguely." " You know what they are, don't you?" "They're holidays." "Days of rest." "There's lots of 'em." "They mark 'em in red on the calendar so you can't miss 'em." "What happens in show business when a holiday comes along?" "You give an extra performance." "Not for me, brother." "Lila and I are going up to that farm in Connecticut and we're gonna live by the calendar." " Say, Jim?" " Mmm?" "There's something you should know." "Oh, I know, Ted." "I feel the same way about you." "You know, we've had our ups and our downs and we fought a little over the women we swiped from each other, but..." " I know, but..." " Sorry, Jimmy boy, but that's life." "Ted, if I'm not the best manager in the business" "I'll eat a garage mechanic's shirt." "Fifteen weeks at the Park Club, sight unseen, for you and Lila." "$200 a week more than you were getting with the farmer thrown in." "What's the matter?" "I haven't told him." " You haven't told him?" " You haven't told him?" "Haven't told me what?" "What..." "What's this?" "What's the news?" "Well, don't be upset, Jim, dear." "It isn't that I don't love you." "I do." "I love everybody, but when Ted explained how much he loved me and..." "All at once, we both realized that we belong together." "The two of us, dedicating our lives to making people happy with our feet." "The two of you, huh?" "Dedicating your lives to making people happy with your feet." "That's sweet." "Well, I guess that kick I just got was a good start, huh?" "Sorry, Jimmy boy, but that's life." "Yeah, it's best that you found out now, Jim." "You wouldn't wanna make Lila unhappy." "Oh, no." "No, I..." "I wouldn't want to make Lila unhappy." "Not now, now that I really know her." "(WHISTLES)" "What a narrow squeak that was." "What do you mean by that?" "Oh, nothing." "Nothing, honey." "I'm just happy that you're happy." "That little speech sounds like the crack of a confederate money." "Well, kids, I'm still gonna rejoin the human race." "I hope you get a lot of work, holidays included, dance yourselves into beautiful nervous breakdowns." "You ever want to look me up, you know where to find me," "Midville, Connecticut, under a large shady tree, just being lazy." "(SINGING) Lazy, I want to be lazy" "I long to be out in the sun" "With no work to be done" "Under that awning" "They call the sky" "Stretching and yawning" "And let the world go drifting by" "I want to peep" "Through the deep" "Tangled wildwood" "Counting sheep till I sleep" "Like a child would" "With a great big valise full" "Of books to read where it's peaceful" "While I'm killing time" "Being lazy" "(ALARM RINGING)" "(GLASS SHATTERS)" "So Lazy Acres was a snare and a delusion, huh?" "Oh, brother, there's the hardest work in the world." "Maybe you'd be happier back in town, Jim." "Of course, if you get that agricultural urge again, you can always raise a geranium." "Oh, no." "Wait till you hear." "I think I've dreamed up the greatest idea I ever had." "And you've had some pips." "Oh, but this can't miss." "I'm turning the farm into an inn, but what an inn." "Here, read up, brother." ""Holiday Inn, Midville Connecticut."" "(TED READING)" " Open holidays only?" " Mmm-hmm." "Say, how many of those are there?" "There's about 15." "That gives me 350 days a year to kick around in." "(LAUGHING) He would think of that." "Did you get your discharge papers from that sanitarium?" "Oh, don't you worry, this is gonna work." "I'm having auditions out at the farm every day." "Say, if you run into any talent that's willing to work for a share of the table, will you send them out?" "Sure, soon as I get back." "I'm flying down to Miami Beach tonight to set an engagement for Ted and Lila." "Lila." "You forgot to order the flowers." "Now, don't get excited, there's a flower shop out at the airport." "I guarantee to have orchids in her dressing room before her first number." "Oh, boy, you better." "As I remember, this kid even expects presents on Father's Day." "(LAUGHS) Yeah." "Well, good luck, Jim." "So long, Ted." "Have a nice trip." "I mean, yeah, thanks, I will." "That reminds me, I forgot to give him a little" "Christmas remembrance I brought along." "Got one here for each of you." "Say, this is swell." "What is it?" "It's homemade peach preserves." "I put them up myself, just before I went into the sanitarium." "Boy, do I go for those." "Why, they're great on..." "Or even plain." "They're non-fattening, too." "Well, it's a long trip back to the farm, I think I'll get along." "Will you say hello to Lila for me?" "But you gotta wait and catch the act." " We got some new routines and then after the show..." " (BURSTS)" "I don't think they like this nightclub air." "(BURSTS)" "Wait." "Wait." "You better wait for Lila's." "(BURSTS)" "I think Danny's was the loudest." "Well, different tone." "Dawn patrol, huh?" "Hello!" "Am I too late?" "You would have been in another minute." "Danny Reed." "Listen, I have to wait on that man." " But..." " I'll work five nights for you." "Anything." "Just leave me alone and don't butt in." "What would you like?" "Orchids, the finest you've got." "Corsage?" "No." "No." "A dozen." "Loose, looking like they don't care." "All right." "There, "Lila, love, Ted."" "Have them delivered to Miss Lila Dixon at the Club Pierre before 11:00 tonight." "Oh, I'm sorry, but our delivery truck is on its last trip and won't be back until after 11:00." "How about a messenger boy?" "Oh, it's impossible to guarantee delivery this late on Christmas Eve." "But to help you out, I'll take them." "Oh, there you are." "A dozen orchids, please." "Lady, you're a lifesaver." "Here." "Here's $5." "Take your boyfriend out and show him a good time." "Oh, thank you, but let's consider this a personal favor." "Well, I can't leave town indebted to a stranger." "Would you like to see the floor show at the club tonight?" "Oh, I'd like to very much, but..." "All right, now you just give this card to Francois and he'll seat you at the entertainer's table." "Why, you're Mr. Reed." "Uh-oh." "I'm Linda Mason." "Well, this is just a part-time job." "Actually, I sing and dance." "Mr. Reed, I want..." "I know." "I know, you've studied dancing since you were a little child." "You spent long weary hours in every theatrical agency in Broadway." "But just now I happen to be catching a plane to..." "Of course, once you told me I was no good," "I could probably get a job at a bargain basement and like it." "Now look, honestly, as soon as I get..." "Oh, of course." "Sure, you worked hard, you want a chance." "So what?" "So I'm gonna give it to you." " A job?" " Uh-huh." "A friend of mine is opening a place in Connecticut, Holiday Inn." "You take that card out there tomorrow, tell him I sent you and you'll be all set." "Mr. Reed, how could I possibly thank you?" "Don't." "Just deliver those orchids and let me catch my plane." "(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)" "This table's reserved for the band." "Excuse me!" "Fussy, isn't he?" "(CHUCKLES)" "I think I'll have a bowl of coffee, huh?" " And the lady?" " Coffee." "We seem to be on the 40-cent tour here." "It is embarrassing." "I'm Jim Hardy." "Linda Mason." "Got a friend in the show?" "Well, I'm here at Mr. Reed's invitation." "Oh, Danny." "Then you know Ted Hanover." "What?" "Yes, naturally." "Oh, my." "He's quite a man with the ladies, that Ted." "Well, after all, he's a very attractive man." "Do you know him?" "Oh, yes." "Yes." "Matter of fact, I've been considering Ted and his partner for my new club." "Oh, you have a place." "Oh, yes." "Yes." "I don't know, though." "His act might not go so well at a place as large as mine." "Oh." "Well, I've found that the size of a place doesn't matter, if one has sufficient personality." "That's what you found, huh?" "You in show business?" "I'm Linda Mason." "Oh, Linda Mason." "("YOU'RE EASY TO DANCE WITH" PLAYING)" "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "(SINGING) I could dance nightly" "Just holding you tightly" "My sweet" "I could keep right on" "Because you're so light on your feet" "You're easy to dance with" "CHORUS:" "There is no doubt in" "The way we stand out in the crowd" "Though it's called dancing" "To me it's romancing out loud" "You're easy to dance with" "Loving you the way I do" "Makes you easy to dance with" "That is why I'm always right on the beat" "All those charms in one man's arms" "Make you easy to dance with" "I can hardly keep my mind on my feet" "CHORUS:" "Let's dance forever" "Come on, say we'll never be through" "It's so easy to dance with you" "You're easy to dance with" "You're easy to dance with" "It's so easy to dance with you" "CHORUS:" "It's so easy to dance" "It's so easy to dance" "With you" "(ALL APPLAUDING)" "That was wonderful." "Oh, it's a great act, isn't it?" "Here they come." " Who?" " Ted and Lila." "Hey, what's the matter?" " Hello, Lila." " Jimmy boy." " How are you?" " I'm so glad to see you." "It's good to see you." "I thought you were alone, Jim." "Who's your friend, and what's her hurry?" "Don't ask me, she's your friend." " Mine?" " Yeah." "What is she afraid of?" "Facing me?" "Darling, I swear, I never..." ""Darling, I swear."" "You lie..." "You're on." "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "So this is Holiday Inn." "Yeah." "Will be if it ever opens up." "Well, why shouldn't it open?" "Well, I ain't one to talk, but you could probably buy a half interest in this place for a barrel of apples." "Next train for New York's at 7:43, if I can flag her down." "Say, I'm looking for a job." "Where's the boss?" "Right here, I'll be down in a second." "So, you're the big shot that didn't know whether Hanover and Dixon were good enough for your place." "(LAUGHS) Well, that wasn't exactly hay you were throwing, either." "(MIMICKING LINDA) "I'm Linda Mason."" "(LAUGHS) Merry Christmas." "All right, you're a fake and I'm a phony." "And we're both soaked." " Are you hurt?" " I'll check later." "Come on, let's get out of this before you catch cold." "(CHUCKLES) All right." "Ooh." "Well, here's what cooks." "Oh." "Well, this is darling." "Was it as large as this when it was a farmhouse?" "Yeah, it was built by a fellow who felt cramped in New York." "He finally ran out of lumber, though." "Oh, Mamie." "MAMIE:" "Coming." "MAMIE:" "Is your names Mamie?" " No." " No." "Get back in the kitchen." "My, my." "What's happened?" "Oh, we had a little accident." " Mamie, this is Miss Linda Mason." " How do you do?" "Please to know you, Miss Linda." "And these are her children." "That's Daphne, and that's Vanderbilt." "LINDA:" "How do you do?" "Mamie, will you take Miss Mason up to the guest room and change her into anything that'll fit her while we get her clothes dry, huh?" "Sure thing, Mr. Jimmy." "Come on, honey." "I'll see about getting the fire ready in the living room." "Is your names Miss Linda?" " No." " No." "(LAUGHS)" "LINDA:" "I don't know, it sounds like something you dream about at night and it would be wonderful, then you'd wake up in the morning and realize it couldn't work." "Oh, it'll work, if I can sell the idea to some performers." "They seem to think that profit sharing means taking bows on an empty stomach." "So that's why you're not open tonight." "Well, I'm also, sort of, particular about the kind of talent I'm gonna use." "Fifteen holidays a year." "Mmm-hmm." "You're a lazy fellow." "No, not especially." "Just have my own ideas about living." "My father was like you." "Just a man with a family." "Never amounted to much, didn't care." "But as long as he was alive we always had plenty to eat and clothes to keep us warm." " Were you happy?" " Yes." "Then your father was a very successful man." "Hope I can do as well." "Say, I came out here for a job." "Could you use me?" "Well, I might find a spot for you in my first show." "What can you do?" "I sing a little and dance." "Couldn't guarantee any salary at first, right now I've got the ledger and an iron lung." "I don't care if you pay off in eggs, just give me a chance." "Well, let's see what you can do." "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "You know, I've written special music for each holiday." "This sort of gives me a chance to keep a little promise I made to myself." "I said I was gonna sing this song at the inn tonight." "(PLAYING PIANO)" "(SINGING) I'm dreaming" "Of a white Christmas" "Just like the ones I used to know" "Where the treetops glisten" "And children listen" "To hear sleigh bells in the snow" "I'm dreaming" "Of a white Christmas" "With every Christmas card I write" "May your days be merry and bright" "And may all your Christmases" "Be white" "I'm dreaming" "BOTH:" "Of a white Christmas" "Just like..." "Just like the ones I used to know" "Where the treetops glisten." "Where the treetops glisten" "And children listen." "And children listen" "To hear" "BOTH:" "Sleigh bells in the snow" " I'm dreaming of a white Christmas - (WHISTLING TUNE)" "(HUMMING)" "With every Christmas card I write" "BOTH:" "May your days be merry" "And bright" "And may all your" "Christmases" "Be white" "("HAPPY HOLIDAY" PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Happy holiday" "Happy holiday" "While the merry bells keep ringing" "May your every wish come true" "Happy holiday" "May the calendar keep bringing" "Happy holidays to you" "If you're burdened down with trouble" "If your nerves are wearing thin" "Park your load down the road" "And come to Holiday Inn" "If the traffic noise affects you" "Like a squeaky violin" "Kick your cares down the stairs" "And come to Holiday Inn" "If you can't find somebody who" "Would set your heart a-whirl" "Get in your car and motor to" "The home of boy meets girl" "If you're laid-up with a breakdown" "Throw away your vitamin" "Don't get worse" "Grab your nurse" "And come to Holiday Inn" "Happy holiday" "May the calendar keep bringing" "Happy holidays to you" "(ALL CHEERING)" "Happy New Year, Ted." "No!" "Francois, have you seen Mr. Hanover?" "Twice, sir." "What happened?" "The first time, sir, he came from his dressing room with a telegram in his hand." "He ordered Scotch and soda, a bottle of each." "I know, I know." "What then?" "The second time he came from his dressing room he asked which way is Connecticut." " Connecticut?" " Connecticut." "He said he has a friend there who knows about women, too." "Why didn't you stop him?" "How could I stop him, sir, when I don't know which way is Connecticut." "Who said Holiday Inn wouldn't work?" "Well, we're gonna divvy up a stack of important money tonight, huh?" "Man, man." "I've got a landlady who's gonna ask for your autographed picture." "No." "Everybody get something?" "(LAUGHS)" "All right, come on, now." "Go to bed, now, it's getting late." " Good night." " Good night." "Look, it's almost time." "JIM:" "Say, it's practically straight up, isn't it?" "(SINGING) One minute to midnight" "One minute to go" "One minute to say good-bye" "Before we say hello" "Let's start the new year right" "Twelve o'clock tonight" "When they dim the light" "Let's begin" "Kissing the old year out" "Kissing the new year in" "Let's watch the old year die" "With a fond good-bye" "And our hopes as high" "As a kite" "How can our love go wrong if" "We start the new year right?" "(LOUD CHEERING)" "That's it." "That's midnight." "I'll see you out on the floor, all right?" "All right." "Come on, everybody." "Happy New Year." "(ALL CHEERING)" "Happy holiday." "Happy New Year." "I forgot my check." "You won't need that, but I think you'll need your coat." "Happy New Year." "Same to you." "You got to dance." "Oh, you got to dance." "Come on, you got to... (BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)" "Why, Mr. Hanover." "Mr. Hanover." "That's Mr. Hanover." "Wait a minute, I got to go." "Oh, no, I don't want Ted Hanover," "I want you." "This is New Years, kid." "I know." "(INAUDIBLE)" "(ALL LAUGHING)" "(ALL CHEERING)" "Ted!" "He wasn't drunk, it's a gag." "What happened?" "Ted Hanover with his new partner." "They were great." "New partner?" "You better get back." "Well, I am sorry, if I'd have known how he was..." "Oh, he'll be all right in a week or 10 days." "You better hurry." "Ted!" "Ted!" "Ted!" "Oh." "How is he?" "He's out cold." "Hot or cold, he can keep his dancing shoes in my office." "Did you hear that applause?" "Yeah, it went pretty good." "And I was worried about his losing Lila." " Losing Lila?" " Yeah." "Yeah, she eloped tonight with some Texan from Texas, with Ted's engagement ring on her finger." "But who cares?" "You lose one girl, you find another." "That's life." "That's good, huh?" "(SIGHS) Here we go again." "(WHISTLES) Come in." " Good morning, Ted." " Oh." "Good morning." "(GROANS)" "Got a little head?" "Where am I?" "You're at Holiday Inn." "Well, how did I get here?" "Who brought me?" "You were clinging to the undercarriage of a jeep, I think." "Here, have a slug out of the mug." " You mean you don't remember anything?" " Uh..." "Let's see." "I had a wire from Lila telling me she's going to marry some millionaire or something." " I remember that all right." " Mmm-hmm." "Then I had a drink." "A drink?" "Boy, you were fractured." "And then I decided I had to talk to my old pal, Jim." "You don't remember anything else?" "No." "That's all, except that" "I must have been killed on the way out here or something." "You really come up empty, huh?" "Too bad about Lila." "I think you're better off doing a single." "You're a born soloist, you know." "Oh, no, no, Jim, I've got to have a partner." "And when I find her..." "Yeah, I know, you'll fall in love with her." " You haven't missed yet." " Happy New Year!" "Oh, don't do that." "(LAUGHS)" "Why didn't you tell me?" "Letting me beat my brains out worrying about his losing Lila and all the time, he's got this girl on the leash." " What girl?" " (LAUGHS)" "Boy, you must have been high." "Doing a complete dance routine with your new partner and you..." "You don't know who she is?" "I danced with a new partner?" "When?" "Where?" "Here." "Last night." "Think, Ted." "Remember?" "Wait a minute." "I remember." "I got here just about midnight." "There was a girl." "We danced." "What she look like?" "I..." "I don't know." "All I saw was a vague outline." "Can't you remember anything about her?" "I remember dancing with her." "If I ever dance with her again," "I'd probably recognize her." "Great, that takes care of everything but finding her." "You were here, why ask me how she looked?" "I only saw her from the back." "She was..." "About this..." "She had a..." "If I ever saw her from the back again, I'd recognize her." "Well, that's fine." "After I've danced with her," "I'll just turn her around for your okay." "This should be a cinch." "You saw her, describe her." "Who, me?" "Well, I wasn't watching very closely." "She was a medium..." "Medium-built sort of a girl, with a medium face." "She had a nice evening gown on with a belt in the back." "See, she was built just like a girl friend of mine." "A girl you don't know but her name was Consuela Stupkis." "She used to play the pinball machine a lot down at the corner drugstore." "I remember one time she was high man." "Three weeks in a row." "Thanks." "Thanks a lot." "That's nothing at all, happy to do it." "See, I got a hunch, fellas." "I've got a hunch we're going to find this girl eventually." "And when we do we'll be glad we waited for her." "Listen, I'm not interested in getting any other partner, understand?" "A chance meeting in the night." "Destiny." "She'll be back." "Here's where we will find her on the next holiday." " Here?" " Here." "I've got to go turn the roast." "(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)" "Now don't worry, we'll find her." "If I see her from the back again, I'll recognize her." "It's kind of a roundabout way to go at it, but let's try it." " (KNOCKING ON DOOR)" " JIM:" "Are you decent?" "Yes, come in." "What's that?" "Well, I thought it over and I believe that our number'll go a little better in blackface." "Oh." "I thought we were going to do it like this." "Well, that's before..." "Before I thought it over." " I look terrible in the stuff." " No." "I don't even know how to put it on." "I'll put it on for you." "I broke in as a bootblack, you know." "Here we go." "Oh." "For a month and a half I've been dreaming of how pretty I was going to look tonight." "Well, here's my punishment for thinking so well of myself." "Oh, you'll have plenty of times to be pretty." "I was just going to ask you if you'd like to be in the rest of the shows out here." "You were?" " Will you?" " Will I?" "Fifteen nights a year Cinderella steps into her pumpkin coach and becomes queen of Holiday Inn." "Well, what's the matter?" "I wish I didn't have to work all the other days in the year to make these few possible." "Maybe a little later on when we start doing better you could stay out here all the time." "Did you hear what you just said?" "Yeah." "Was it a proposal?" "It will be when I get a few bucks in the bank." "You're a strange duck." "You don't even give me a chance to say darling and throw my arms around you." "Better save that till you see the bankbook." "Well, I guess I'm sort of engaged." "(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)" "Say, what is this?" "A daisy chain?" "(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)" "Well, we were just looking for the back of a girl we don't know." "(ALL APPLAUDING)" "("ABRAHAM" PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Upon a February morn" "A tiny baby boy was born" "Abraham" "Abraham" "When he growed up, this tiny babe" "Folks all called him Honest Abe" "Abraham" "Abraham" "In 1860, he became" "The sixteenth president" "And now he's in the hall of fame" "A most respected gent" "That's why we celebrate" "This blessed February date" "Abraham" "Abraham" "When black folks lived in slavery" "Who was it set the darkie free?" "Abraham" "That's right, child." "Abraham" "When troubles come down from the shelf" "Who's heart was bigger than hisself?" "Abraham" "Yeah, ma'am!" "Abraham" "The country's going to the dogs" "They shouted loud and strong" "Then from a cabin made out of logs" "The right man came along" "And that is why we celebrate" "This blessed February date" "Abraham" "The U.S.A.'s united thanks" "Yeah" "To one whose name was Nancy Hanks" "Tell me!" "Abraham" "She gave this land the finest son" "JIM:" "That's what she did." "Who ever went to Washington" "JIM:" "Who dat?" "Abraham" "Abraham" "When someone told him General Grant" "Was drinking every night" "He answered, "Go see if you can't" ""Get all my generals tight"" "That's why we celebrate" "This blessed February date" "Abraham" "Abraham" "Abraham" "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "Good night." "I give up." "She's not here tonight." "You wait here, I'll go up and see if Jim's seen her." "Gus is waiting to take you to the station." "Remember now, day after tomorrow, St. Valentine's Day." "Someone's coming, we better use the other stairway." " Who is it?" " Bill-collector." " Good night." " Good night, Jim." "You better get inside before you catch cold." "You haven't got a coat." " Well, I..." " Go on." "I don't need a coat now." "Hey, Ted." "Did you find the girl?" "This is terrible, I wish we could recognize her from the front." "I feel like a wolf." "Why, Ted." "(EXCLAIMS)" "Ted!" " She's here!" " Who?" " I saw her!" " This way." "Let go of my coat." "This way, shortcut, shortcut." "Come on." "Giddyap." "It's locked, it's never been locked before." "Let's try the other stairwell." "Let go of me, let go." "Go ahead." "Well, we've lost her again." "Did you get a look at her face this time?" "No, we're still working from the rear." "How do you know it was her?" "After all, she had an overcoat on." "I don't care if she had..." "How do you know she had an overcoat on?" "Well, she..." "If she didn't, look for a girl with pneumonia." "Come on." "Let's get inside." "Say, Jim, when's your next show?" "Next show?" "St. Valentine's Day, I think." " Day after tomorrow, huh?" " Is it?" "That's our break." "We'll get here bright and early and stay until we find her." "We'll make an announcement asking her to identify herself." " We won't miss next time." " No." "Say, fellas, how did you like the show?" "Well, we were so busy we didn't see much of it, Jim." "Why?" "I thought the people seemed to like the blackface routine." "Yeah, they did." "Don't you think a blackface number on St. Valentine's Day would be novel?" " A what?" " It's no good, eh?" "Just an idea I had." "Well, good-bye." " Good-bye, Ted." " So long, Jim." "JIM:" "Bye, Dan." " Hey, lady." " LINDA:" "Yes." "You know we open in an hour." "You haven't even had a rehearsal." "LINDA:" "Coming." "Oh, very smart." "You'll have to talk Gus into buying a horseless carriage." "I spend half my life between here and the station." "(CHUCKLES)" "I think Gus will have to face the machine age sooner or later, won't he?" "Did you escape those bill-collectors the other night?" "Bill-collectors?" "Oh, yes, temporarily." "Say, that reminds me," "I have a surprise for you downstairs." "Well, thanks." "What reminds you?" "Nothing, it's just..." "I mean, I want you to remember the surprise when those doggone bill-collectors move in." "You sound sweet, but you don't make sense." "The inn is so romantic looking." "Nice?" "I posed for those cupids myself." "Hello, boys." "ALL:" "Hi." "How are you?" "Paid-up cards here tonight." "Where's the surprise?" "Aha!" "Right here, a little home cooking I whipped up." "Beautiful." "LINDA: "Be Careful, It's My Heart."" "And I ain't kidding, either." "I wrote this just for you, honey." "("BE CAREFUL IT'S MY HEART" PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Be careful, it's my heart" "It's not my watch you're holding, it's my heart" "It's not the note I sent you" "That you quickly burned" "It's not the book I lent you" "That you never returned" "Remember, it's my heart" "The heart with which so willingly I part" "It's yours to take, to keep or break" "But please, before you start" "Be careful, it's my heart" "(MOUTHING)" "(SCATTING)" "Be careful, it's my heart" "It's not my watch you're holding, it's my heart" "It's not the note I sent you" "That you quickly burned" "It's not the book I lent you" "That you never returned" "Remember, it's my heart" "The heart with which so willingly I part" "It's yours to take, to keep or break" "But please, before you start" "Be careful, it's my heart" "I'm sorry, Jim, I couldn't resist it." "Wonderful, she's prefect, light as a feather." "You found her, Jim." "You're a pal." "Yeah." "Young lady, do you realize that we've been searching for you for weeks?" " For me?" " Yes, ever since..." "The girl in the flower shop." "Yes, Mr. Reed." "Where have you been working since New Year's Eve?" "Here." "Would you mind letting me in on your secret?" "Oh, it's no secret." "Ted Hanover is looking for a new dancing partner and we've decided to give you the job." "Oh, here now." "Wait, just a minute." "Oh, no hard feelings, Jim," "I don't blame you for trying." "She is wonderful." "I feel as if I've known her for months." "Oh." "Same old feeling, huh?" "Let's see, Washington's Birthday is the next show." "That will give us a week of rehearsals." "We can open the act here." "DANNY:" "I'll take care of the invitations." "Strictly formal." "I'll get all the newspaper boys from New York." "Now hold everything." "This is my inn, and I am not running it for a bunch of stuffed shirts." "What would you like, the dungaree set?" "Well, that would be better than the bunch of chowder heads you drag in." "Maybe I can't use the act." "Not use Ted Hanover?" "Well, the show is pretty well set." "You're in, but he's out." "But you could change the show for a special occasion like this." "Of course he could." "He's just trying to hide his gratitude." "Jim, you better think up a number for us." "Well, just what do you visualize, Ziggy?" "Ah, let's see." "For Washington's birthday I see, sort of, a romantic costume thing." " Naturally." " Something that just reeks" " with grace and charm, you know?" " Mmm-hmm." "I think the music should be sweet and gentle to..." "Well, to create the mood, each time I take her into my arms and kiss her." "That's it." "Don't you think it's getting a little stuffy in here?" "("I CAN'T TELL A LIE" PLAYING)" "(SINGING) I could say that you're homely" "Just as homely as pie" "But this is Washington's birthday" "And I've got to say you're beautiful" "'Cause I can't tell a lie" "I could say that you're stupid" "Nothing up in your crown" "But this is Washington's birthday" "And the truthful he" "Of the cherry tree" "Would look down on me and frown" "I could say that I hate you if I try" "But I've got to say I love you" "'Cause it's February the twenty-second" "And I can't tell a lie" "Hit it." "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(MINUET MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(MINUET MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(MINUET MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(MINUET MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(MINUET MUSIC PLAYING)" "(CONGA DRUMS PLAYING)" "(MINUET MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SWING CHANGING QUICKLY TO MINUET)" "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(FAST DRUM SOLO PLAYING)" "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)" "(KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Come in." "Well, honey, in spite of what good old Jim tried to do to us, your future starts as of tonight." "Now where would you like to go from here?" " From here?" " Yes." "New York, Havana, Rio?" "We have our pick of engagements, you know." "But I can't be your partner if you leave the inn." "Of course you can." "There's no reason for you to remain buried here." "There's a very good reason." "I promised to be in Jim's holiday shows for the rest of the year." "Ah, but he tricked you into that while he was hiding you from me." "No matter how he did it, I've promised." "Besides, well, we're going to be married." "Married?" "Now wait a minute, let's be fair." "He didn't give me a chance." "After all, I love you, too." "Linda, from the very first moment we danced together," "I knew you were to be the one girl in my life." "You didn't even know my name." "Please." "All right, forget about me, then." "Forget about Jim, think of yourself." "Here's your chance to do the one thing you like best." "Not only for 15 days a year, but always." "Sorry, but I promised." "Well?" "I guess I should apologize for hooking up your number, huh?" "Oh, forget it." "I'm the one that should apologize to you." "Here I've been trying to take Linda away from you not knowing you two were going to be married." "Married?" "Yeah, aren't you?" "Yes, sure." "I mean, naturally, we're sort of engaged." "Oh." "Well, anyway, I've decided to bow out of here." "Linda's all yours." "Well, you're a pretty game guy to take it this way." "Well, it's happened so often I'm getting used to it, that's all." "Good-bye, kid." "A lot of luck, Ted." "Thanks." "How are we doing?" "Two minutes ago, I would have sold my chances for a tired dime." "But when a man is surprised to hear that he's going to be married, brother, that's when I go to work with a clear conscience." " Everything's good, huh?" " Everything is perfect." "(SINGING) In your Easter bonnet" "With all the frills upon it" "You'll be the grandest lady" "In the Easter parade" "I'll be all in clover" "And when they look you over" "I'll be the proudest fellow" "In the Easter parade" "On the Avenue" "Fifth Avenue" "The photographers will snap us" "And you'll find that you're" "In the rotogravure" "Oh, I could write a sonnet" "About your Easter bonnet" "And of the girl I'm taking" "To the Easter parade" "On the Avenue" "Fifth Avenue" "The photographers will snap us" "And you'll find that you're" "In the rotogravure" "Oh, I could write a sonnet" "About your Easter bonnet" "And of the girl I'm taking" "To the Easter parade" "Hello!" "I didn't exactly expect the welcome mat, but I thought somebody might say hello." " Hello." " Thanks." "What brings you here on this bright and uninviting day?" "I've discovered something, my friends, about life." "Meaning what?" "Well, I don't want success," "I want the true happiness you people have found here at the inn." "You're not gonna stay in the inn?" "Not just stay, I want to be part of your shows, help you in your work, share your simple pleasures." "I asked you once not to interfere, Ted." "Please believe me, I am a tired, lonely and unhappy man." "But I could be happy here, helping the two people I like the best." "Will you take me in?" "My motherly intuition tells me to throw him out." "Well, at least give him the benefit of the doubt." "I've given him plenty of doubt." "Are you kidding with that "sharing life's simple pleasures"?" "May I go inside with you?" "Why, of course." "My..." "My trunks will arrive this afternoon." "What do I do?" "Move in the broom closet?" "Jim, that's no way to talk to a man who's here to help you." "The world doesn't change." "A gentle smile often breeds a kick in the pants." "But for your sake, Linda, I'll be big." "(BRAKES SCREECHING)" "I'll give you a tip about these things, Gus." "They'll go up and back, but not sideways." "Yeah, well, I keep forgetting this blind thing can't see where it's going." "Yeah, well, unload the rest of this stuff in the back, huh?" "(ENGINE STARTS)" "(BRAKES SCREECHING)" "TED:" "Hey!" "What did you do, get up before breakfast?" "Why, every morning." "I trust you slept well." "When I found out how late you got in," "I told Mamie to let you sleep." " (LAUGHS) Life on a farm!" " Can't beat it, huh?" "Jim, you've made me very happy!" "That's fine." "Now, how about you making me happy?" "You sound like a landlord with eviction papers." "Oh." "This is good news, Lila's back in New York." "I got a letter from her yesterday." "What happened to her millionaire?" "Slight mistake there." " He didn't own millions, he owed them." " (CHUCKLES)" "Poor girl, always straying to greener pastures and finding spinach." "Say, she was wondering if you'd be interested in taking her back as a partner." "I think it'd be a great idea." "Naturally, you would." "But I like it here with you and Linda." "Yes, and we love having you, too." "Uh, when are you leaving?" " Why didn't you say something?" " You look so silly." " Where's Jim?" " Inside." "Good." "I've fixed it." "Here's the news in one luscious word:" "Hollywood!" "Now, I told you, I'm not leaving here until Linda goes with me." "But this is the setup you needed to get her away from Jim." "Now, there are going to be two Hollywood men here tonight to see the show." "One's an important director." "If they like your dancing, you and Linda will be on a westbound train tomorrow." "We better find out if Linda's interested." "We let her know when there's a contract staring her in the face." " Look..." " Now I know you're in love with the girl but forget her until we get her away from here." "This is no time to be honest." "TED:" "Well, what should I do?" "All we have to do is to convince Jim that he'd be a heel if he stood in the way of a chance like this." "Oh, that'll be easy, like peeling a turtle." "Mamie says these go up here!" "Yes, set them right down." "Say, Gus, how would you like to earn a slow $10?" "Well, I don't care how slow, but sure." "(CHUCKLES) It's sure, all right, here's the wrinkle," "I want you to go down to the station pick up a party and start for Holiday Inn but never get here." "Could you handle that?" "Wouldn't be surprised!" "Hello, long distance." "That's what I want you to do with Linda Mason." "Miss Mason?" "Our friend?" "You're not supposed to understand it, Gus." "For that kind of money you ought to be able to go by way of Medicine Hat." "Hello, yeah." "Just a minute." "Long distance, I want to get Parkway Hotel," "New York City, Miss Lila Dixon." "(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)" "Didn't Linda say she'd be here for final rehearsal?" "Oh, relax, our audiences aren't professional critics." "(TIRES SCREECHING)" "Gus, you made a wrong turn." "Shortcut." "Gus!" "Shortcut, another shortcut." "How could you possibly expect to drive through this?" "Well, I never had no trouble with a horse." "Oh, you'd better carry me to shore, and I'll walk back to the highway." "Well, I think you'd be better off waiting right here." "Gus, will you please do as I say?" "Oh, all right." " The other way." " Huh?" "Turn around." "Gus, turn around!" "Oh!" "Gus!" " My hat!" " You pushed me." "Get my hat!" "I swear the show will start any minute now." "You said that an hour ago." "Yeah, but this time I'm sincere." "Excuse me." "("LET'S SAY IT WITH FIRECRACKERS" PLAYING)" "Who started the show?" "I did." "You're on." "But what about Ted's partner?" "You've kept this crowd waiting long enough, he can go on without her." "Have you gone nuts?" "I've rehearsed a double dance." "(SINGING) Let's say it with firecrackers and banners held high" "Let's have a real old-fashioned noisy Fourth of July" "Let's say it with firecrackers" "They'll jump at up North" "Let's have the kind we used to call a glorious Fourth" "Let's salute our native land" "Roman candles in each hand" "While a Yankee Doodle band" "Gets hotter than a firecracker" "Don't need any long speeches" "Or shouts of "Hooray!"" "No words can say as much as firecrackers can say" "Freedom!" "Freedom!" "Here comes the Freedom Man" "On this day of independence" "On this Independence Day" "Listen to an American troubadour from the U. S.A." "I'm singing a song of freedom" "For all people who cry out to be free" "Free to sail the seven seas" "Free to worship as we please" "If the birds up in the trees" "Can be free" "Why can't we?" "I'm bringing a song of freedom" "To all people wherever they may be" "Free to speak and free to hear" "Free from want and free from fear" "Sons of freedom far and near" "Who agree" "Sing with me" "That all God's people shall be free" "CHORUS:" "I'm singing a song of freedom" "For all people who cry out to be free" "JIM:" "Free to sail the seven seas" "Free to worship as we please" "If the birds up in the trees" "Can be free" "Why can't we?" "CHORUS:" "I'm bringing a song of freedom" "To all people wherever they may be" "JIM:" "Free to speak and free to hear" "Free from want and free from fear" "Sons of freedom far and near" "Who agree" "Sing with me" "That all God's people shall be free" "CHORUS:" "That all God's people shall be free" "(ALL APPLAUDING)" "Will you give me a lift?" "Sure, hop in." "Aren't you Ted Hanover's former dancing partner?" "Yes, although I wouldn't exactly say former." "I'm dancing with him at the inn tonight." "But I..." "Doesn't he have a new partner?" "Oh, she won't be there tonight." "I didn't know that!" "I work at the inn." "Oh?" "Waitress?" "Yes." "I know your boss, Jim Hardy, quite well." "Quite well." "Then he's responsible for your rejoining Mr. Hanover." "Uh-huh." "By the way, if I were you, I'd look my prettiest tonight when I'm waiting on tables." "Jim says there will be a couple of men from Hollywood to consider Ted and me for pictures." "And Mr. Hanover's other partner will be missing this chance to go to Hollywood." "Yes, although she can't be very talented or they wouldn't be working at the inn." "Ted and I played only the best places." "Listen, you're late for the show already, if you'd care to let me drive" "I know a shortcut that'll get us there 15 minutes sooner." "There's a farmhouse near here and I'll have us towed out in a couple of minutes." "Oh, for the love of mud, hurry!" "Wait right here!" "What else can I do?" "(ALL APPLAUDING)" "(BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYING)" " You're on now." " But Linda isn't here yet." "You've got to save the pieces, keep those men interested now and do a number with Linda later." "What can I do?" "Well, fake something." "Fake something, okay." "There's your cue." "Don't fail me, keep them flying." "I'll keep them flying." "(FIRECRACKER BURSTS)" "(AUDIENCE CHEERING)" "Linda!" "What happened to you?" "A bad job of sabotage." "Excuse me!" "Well, Jim, you deliberately kept me from working at the inn tonight, didn't you?" " Yeah." " You knew there would be men here from Hollywood who might offer me a chance in pictures." "You've decided I shouldn't have that opportunity." "Not even the opportunity to refuse." "I was afraid the offer might be too important for you to turn down." "The point is you don't trust me to make my own decisions because they might interfere with your own selfish plans." "I've had about enough of that, Jim." "Ted, Linda!" "Mr. Parker, Mr. Dunbar," "I want you to meet the greatest dance team in show business, Hanover and Mason." "And the owner Jim Hardy." "Glad to know you, Hardy." "Nice little place you've got here." "Gentlemen, even though you haven't seen" "Miss Mason dance, I can assure you..." "Hardy, Hollywood is always interested in new ideas and we think this is a honey." "Frankly, we'd like to do a picture based on the Holiday Inn." "The idea behind it, how it works, the special holiday songs." "Of course, it's purely a speculative thing, far from foolproof and we can't afford to pay too much." "You don't have to start talking it down because the idea is not for sale." "Well, maybe I haven't explained enough." "We expect to use Mr. Hanover and his partner in the picture." "Well, I don't know how the others feel but I'd like to keep this little setup just the way it is." "Jim, would you be decent just once and let somebody else around here have a chance?" "Wait a minute, Danny, after all, the place belongs to him he can do as he wants." "I guess it was just too good to last, huh?" "A simple little layout, where we could do our best at the work we know without having any illusions of glory." "I can see now that I'm the only one who could be happy here." "Go ahead, take the idea, take the music, take Linda, take the whole darn thing." "But what about you?" "We'll need you in Hollywood to write the rest of the music." "Oh, no, I work right here." "I'll send you the music when it's written." "And don't bother me before, huh?" "Guess maybe I was a little selfish, huh?" "Is that the deal you wanted or should I have thrown in my shirt?" "Chummy sort of a fellow, isn't he?" "Listen, Linda, if you really want to stay here..." "Don't talk that way." "This is the chance you wanted, isn't it?" "Of course." "Boy, are we happy!" "Happy Thanksgiving, Mr. Jim." "Same to you, Mamie." "And staff." "Didn't I tell you children to stay in the kitchen?" "Those wings ain't going to fly away." "Now shoo!" "Everything's ready and hot, Mr. Jim." "Thank you, Mamie." "("I'VE GOT PLENTY TO BE THANKFUL FOR" PLAYING)" "I've got plenty to be thankful for" "Are you kidding?" "I haven't got a great big yacht" "To sail from shore to shore" "Still I've got plenty to be thankful for" "You're loaded, Dan." "I've got plenty to be thankful for" "Like what?" "No private car" "No caviar" "No carpet on my floor" "Still I've got plenty to be thankful for" "You know you're better off than I am." "I've got eyes to see with" "You need glasses." "Ears to hear with" "Or fly with." "Arms to hug with" "Lips to kiss with" "Someone to adore" "You're a little flat, too." "How could anybody ask for more?" "My needs are small I buy them all" "At the five and ten cent store" "Sing it!" "Sing it pretty." "Oh, I've got plenty to be thankful for" "Why, you ain't ate a bite." "I'm pouting, Mamie." "Who is this?" "That's Mr. Jones." "Jonesey!" "I'm sorry, I knew him too well." "But you got to eat." "The trouble ain't with that turkey, Mr. Jim, it's you!" "I feel all right." "I'm riding high, Mamie." "Well, why you close the inn and sit around like a jellyfish with the misery?" "'Cause a slicker stole your gal and you ain't got fight enough to get her back." "Excuse me, Mr. Jim." "I tried to keep her here!" "What kind of keeping is that?" "Nothing but tricks." "If you went to Hollywood and told Miss Linda how much you loves her, and misses her, and told her that the way a lady likes to hear it told," "I'll bet you she'd be the quickest ex-movie star that ever exed." "You're crazy, Mamie" "I'm crazy?" "I knows Miss Linda." "I knows her like I knows my own kids." "Why, she ain't the fancy type no more than you are." "What she wants is what you got right here." "But women has to have them things told to them the right way." "You could melt her heart right down to butter, if you'd only turn on the heat." "Mamie, you don't try to take a fellow's gal away from him after he's bought the ring." "Or as I recall, do you?" "Now you're talking!" "Oh, sure, women has to be told things the right way." "MAMIE:" "Yes, sir!" "At last, the night I've been dreaming about actually here." "This is still my wedding, you know." "You make me feel like a kibitzer." "Now don't misunderstand me, I'm happy because this marriage means that we can all settle down and stop worrying." "I wish I had your confidence without your viewpoint." "My fingers are crossed until Linda and I are on that plane bound for Yuma." "Now what's worrying you?" "I don't know, except I've been this close to marriage before only to wake up next morning and find myself with no bride and a hangover." "Look, the girl said yes, the picture finishes tonight," " there's a judge waiting in Yuma." " (KNOCKING ON DOOR)" "Come in!" "Everything is all set and ready." "What could possibly happen to..." "Hi, fellows!" "Jim, what brought you here?" "Train." "Chug chug chug chug." "The wedding, when is it?" " Wedding?" " Yeah." "Well, we hadn't set any exact time." "Have you seen Linda?" "No, no, not yet." "But, say, I saw your director, he told me he was shooting the finale tonight, thought I'd like to see how you make pictures." "He wouldn't..." "You wouldn't like what they're doing tonight." "Why not?" "Oh, no, that's dull, technical stuff." "Well, I'm a dull, technical sort of a fellow." "Perhaps if you'd wait and see Linda tomorrow." "Oh, no, I want to see the finish." "The success of you and Linda means a lot to me, pal." "Say, why don't you be yourself." "What are you up to?" "Well, I'm a son of a gun." "This is a beautiful hunk of welcome for a guy who comes coast to coast just to wish you a merry Christmas and a happy wedding." "(CHUCKLES)" "You remember how I suspected you when you came to live at the inn on Easter morning?" "Silly, wasn't it?" "Now I know he's up to something." "Oh, wait a minute now let's not be unfair." "No?" "No, we're treating Jim like a poor country cousin." " He doesn't mean any harm!" " No!" "No, he just wants to see Linda." "So let's show him Linda." "Goodwill on earth toward men." "This..." "Where we going?" "What's this?" "Hey, Ted!" "What is this?" "TED:" "I was afraid you'd gone crazy." "DANNY:" "I'll keep him in here till you get Linda on that plane." "TED:" "I better hurry and get my clothes on." "DANNY:" "Yeah, in the meantime I'll go down to the set and see how near ready they are." "TED:" "Wait a minute, my clothes are in there." "Merry Christmas!" "Jim, pal!" "Wait!" "Stop!" "We were only fooling!" "Only you could think of a thing like that." "Who you calling?" "Nobody, the operator's gone." "Take it easy." "Don't break your neck." "It's one of the most authentic reproduction jobs we've ever done." "Is it?" "And all worked out from those photographs we took of your place in Connecticut." "Uh-huh." "Well, Mamie and the kids ought to see this." "They'd never believe it!" "Anything wrong?" "Well, that Christmas tree's a little out of place." "I'd guess nobody would notice that but me or Linda." "We're going to start rolling in a couple of minutes." "Come along with me where you can see everything." "No, I'll just sort of stay in the background." "I don't want to get in your way." "Well, suit yourself." "I'll see you later." "Right." "All right, darling, we're going to follow you on the boom from here inside the inn." "And when you get in the other set, do your song." "Let's see, I think you have the mood, your Hollywood success was empty, you've lost the one man you love." "You know, the usual hope." "Just make me cry and you can get to that wedding." "All ready for rehearsal!" "Please!" "Let's shoot it." "Okay, it's a take!" "All right, everybody, quiet on the stage, it's a take." " (ALARM RINGING)" " Close them up." "Come on, over there, quiet down, let's get settled, everybody." "Come on, everybody, let's get settled now." "This is the picture." "(INAUDIBLE)" "Hit the snow!" "All right, roll 'em!" "(BELL RINGS)" "Sorry, Mr. Hanover, but when the red light's on you couldn't get in even if you owned the studio." "Oh, but, pop, this is important." "I know, so is the light." "Hit the playback." "Music!" "(SOFT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)" "All right, action!" "("WHITE CHRISTMAS" PLAYING)" "(SINGING) I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" "Just like the ones I used to know" "Where the treetops glisten" "And children listen" "To hear sleigh bells in the snow" "(JIM WHISTLING TUNE) ...dreaming of a white" "Christmas" "(JIM HUMMING)" "With every Christmas card I write" "May your days be merry and bright" "Jim!" "Cut it!" "Cut it!" " (BELL RINGS)" " That's it!" "All right, gentlemen!" "How could he get that far in five minutes?" "The lady must have been willing." "But the world can't do this to us." "(PEOPLE CLAMORING)" "(AUDIENCE CHEERING)" "(SWING MUSIC PLAYING)" "(SINGING) Here she comes down the street" "I'll admit my defeat" "I've won my hot toddy" "Over my scarred body" "I knew that I'd win singing" "But wait until she gets a load of your dancing" "We'll stay at the inn singing" "All by myself I'll have to stick to my dancing" "Oh, no, my friend, I'm here to end" "Your dancing trouble and strife" "This will be fun, Miss Hit-and-Run" "Has come back into my life" "We'll stay at the inn..." "We'll have to begin..." "Singing!" "Dancing!" "We've each other to cling to" "You'll be easy to sing to" "And you're easy to dance with" "So let the old year die with a fond good-bye" "And our hopes as high as a kite" "How can our love go wrong" "If we start the new year right?"