"Are we spinning yet?" "All right, nice." "Chelios!" "How we doing, baby?" "And you never call me no more." "Now, come on, what is that?" "Where's the love, huh?" "Now, how are you feeling?" "Because I have to guess that maybe you're feeling... like shit right about now?" "Now you can't... you can't move too good." "You can't breathe too good." "What the hell is the matter with you, dude?" "Wait, wait, wait, wait!" "What is this?" "Mmm." "Oh, fuck." "Can you guess what this is?" "I bet you can, Chelios." "Hold on." "Check this out." "This is..." "Oh, this is plain sick, man!" "Mmm!" "I must be the motherfucking genius of sick, you know?" "Poison Chev Chelios in his sleep?" "That's like some Shakespeare or some shit." "Whoo!" "Damn, you knocked this dude out pretty good." "About to get you a spot on the Dodgers, son." "Yeah." "Maybe you don't understand what just happened." "I just fucking killed you." "You try not to embarrass yourself... because you're on "Candid Camera"!" "Ohh!" "What is this shit right here I gave you?" "This is some high-tech... sci-fi, Chinese synthetic bullshit!" "I don't exactly know what the fuck is in this shit, dude." "All I know is that... once this shit has binded with your blood cells... you're fucked, baby... and believe me, it's done binded." "Yeah, you got yourself about an hour, max." "Tick-tock." "This shit has been real." "You probably should've thought twice before you whacked Don Kim." "You're experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight... right about now, ain't you?" "You know what?" "Thought so." "Now you have yourself a nice death." "Asshole." "You like that, huh?" "Home run." "Hey, this is Eve." "I'm glad you called, but I'm not here." "Can you leave a message?" "Unless you're trying to sell something... because I'm not interested, but... if you're not, then just..." "Oh!" "Wait." "Time's up." "Get a cell phone, honey." "Please?" "Come on, come on, come on." "Dr. Miles' office." "May I help you?" "Yeah, let me speak to him." "I'm sorry, but the doctor isn't in right now." "May I take a message?" "Well, where is he?" "I beg your pardon, sir?" "Where... the fuck... is he?" "No." "Yeah!" "Where you from?" "I don't know, sir." "This is his answering service." "Jesus fucking Christ." "Would you like for me to have him paged?" "Yeah, fine." "Could you please let the doctor know that Chev Chelios is a dead man... if he can't call me back within the hour." "You got that?" "Could you spell that for me?" "Yeah, d-e-a-d." "Chelios." "Yes, sir." "Thank you." "Hello." "Kaylo, my man." "Where were you last night?" "Oh, what's up, Chev?" "I said, where were you last night?" "I, uh..." "Yeah, yeah, well, you want to know what I was doing?" "What?" "Getting killed, you plum." "What?" "Yeah, you heard me." "Ricky fucking Verona." "Ricky Verona?" "I mean, who'd have thought... that little bitch would have the stones to come and whack me in my own crib." "I mean, it's inconceivable." "And yet, here we are." "Where are we?" "I'm dead, and you're simple." "Now you listen to me." "You put the word out I'm looking for Ricky Verona." "Anyone sees him, you call me." " You understand that?" " I..." "I'm going to get that little fucker if it's the last thing I do." "It may actually be the last thing I do." "You understand that?" "Ricky Verona." " Copy me on that, Kaylo?" " Yeah!" "Find him!" "Hey, man!" "Get up!" "What the fuck you doing?" "What the fuck you doing?" "Where am I going?" "Fuck you, man." "Chevy!" "Man, the bathroom don't work, brother." "What you doing?" "Yo, Chevy, what the..." "Where's Verona?" "I'm talking." "What are you talking about?" "Don't fuck with me!" "OK, man." "Nobody's fucking with you, man." "Just calm down." "Don't tell me to calm down, motherfucker!" "Fuck, man!" "Orlando, you all right?" "Hey!" "There's a white nigger with a gun up in here." "Just be still, motherfuckers!" "Now, you see that?" "You see that?" "I'm trying to help you here, man." "Look, I got to find Ricky Verona." "Why the fuck would I know where Ricky Verona is?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." "Don't know where he is... but you're going to tell me where he is." "Or I'm going to blow your brains through the fucking toilet!" "Come on, man!" "I'm going to kill him!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Put your guns down." "The white man is cool." "Hey!" "The white man is..." "the white man is cool!" "Y'all like them Somalia niggers." "Now, look, Chevy came here because he has... something he would like to discuss." "And we going to discuss this shit in a civilized manner." "Chevy?" "I believe you had a question... or some point that you were trying to make." "Where's Verona?" "OK." "I'm not affiliated with Ricky Verona." "You pulled the Anselmo job together." "Don't try to fucking bullshit me!" "Easy!" "Easy!" "Easy!" "All right?" "Look, clearly you're operating under a false pretense, all right?" "Because Ricky Verona and myself did not pull the Anselmo job together." "In fact, Ricky Verona fucked me on the Anselmo job." "In fact, Ricky Verona still owes me $7,500." "Not the way I heard it." "Yeah, but that's the way it is." "That's the way it is." "So, you see, I don't know where Ricky Verona is... because if I knew where Ricky Verona was..." "I'd probably be there right now... beating the Gucci off his ass." "All right." "All right." "That's what I'm talking about." "That's almost civilized." "Shit, dude, what's the matter with you?" "Just give me some coke, OK?" "You got any coke?" "So now you're just going to just come up in here and insult me." "Come on, I don't have time!" "Just give me something." "I'm really dying here." "I can see that." "You don't understand." "I'm really fucking dying!" "You saying this is medicinal-use coke?" "Is that what you're saying?" "That's right." "Well?" "What?" "The shit ain't free, nigger." "That's enough." "Here." "What, you going to do the shit right here?" "Chevy, come on, man!" "Oh, God." "Chevy." "Oh, what the..." "Oh, that's good." "Oh, that's good." "That's good, right?" "Why you looking for Verona, anyway, man?" "Seems like some Chinese assholes hired him to kill me." "So this is about the Don Kim situation." "What do you know about it?" "I know you pulled the trigger." "Of course I pulled the trigger." "Why wouldn't I pull the fucking trigger?" "Well..." "Yo, Chelios." "You good?" "This shit ain't working." "I beg your pardon?" "I think I know what I have to do." "Oh, well, shit, you know." "A man's got to do what a man's got to do." "What is it you got to do?" "I got to kick some black ass." "What?" "Oh, shit!" "There he goes again." "Who wants white meat?" " Doc?" " Hey, what's up, Dawg?" "You fucking motherfucker!" "Why ain't you dead yet, man?" "What the fuck you doing out there?" "Coming for you, asshole, fucking believe me!" "Yo, whatever, dude." "I'll be waiting for you." "You ain't going to make it, though, motherfucker." "Look, I just thought you should know that I'm all about hooking up... with that little mystery girl that you been banging." "Oh, yeah, I know about that shit." "Soon as your ass is underground." "I forgot to say so... on that gay James Bond tape I left for you." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "What, and then you're going to rape my grandmother?" "Blah, blah, fucking blah." "Now listen to me, you little mug." "What do you think Carlito's going to do... when he finds out what you did?" "Your whole crew is history." "Driver, pull over!" "Fuck!" "Great." "Dude, you're talking about Carlito?" "That's some fucking funny shit... because me and Carlito, man, we're boys now." "That's right." "We're tight." "You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade." "That's snappy." "But I did you pretty good, though, didn't I, Chelios?" " You can admit it." " Yeah, we'll see." "Pull over!" "You know what the best part about it is?" "Sorry, must go." "Bye-bye." "Dr. Miles." "Fuck for that, Doc." "What took you so long?" "Jesus Christ." "I'm sorry, Chevy." "I just got the message." "OK, OK, OK, forget it." "Listen." "I'm dying." "I've been poisoned with some kind of Chinese synthetic shit." "What?" "Yeah, you got to do something for me, Doc." "I'm telling you now." "What are your symptoms?" "It's like I'm slowing down." "You know, I'm caught in a tar pit." "Blurred vision?" "Yeah." " Dizzy?" " Sure." "Any pain in your chest?" "Not really." "Actually, I'm feeling pretty good right now." "What are you doing?" "Driving through a mall." "Cops chasing me." "The flow of adrenaline's what's keeping you alive." "I'm having a little trouble hearing you, Doc." "You got to keep moving, Chevy." "Explain." "If I'm right, they gave you the Beijing cocktail." "It's very nasty shit." "It works on the adrenal gland, blocks its receptors." "The only thing you can do to slow it down at all... is to keep the flow of adrenaline constant." "Meaning, if you stop, you die." "Hang on." "Jesus, what was..." "Are you there?" "Are you OK?" "What'd you say, Doc?" "If you stop... you die." "That's what I'm trying to do." "Keep moving." "Keep the blood pumping." "Chevy, you there?" "Chevy?" "Every time I slow down, it's, uh... it's like my veins start to rust." "Have you taken anything?" "A couple of grams of coke." "Well, that's a start, huh, Chevy?" "I'll be in L.A. In about an hour." "I'll call you as soon as I get there, but do not stop moving." "Keep yourself pumped up." "Taxi!" "Go, go, go, go!" "Go!" "Where we go?" "Just drive!" "Make a right." "Where do you want to go, man?" "Right." "Oh, shit." "Go right!" "OK!" "Yes!" "Go fucking right!" "Crank the music." "Crank it!" "Pull over." "Pull over." "Thanks, mate." "Don't go anywhere." "I'll be back in one minute." "OK, cowboy." "Hey, buddy!" "You move, you die." "Hey, this is Eve." "I'm glad you called..." "Fuck!" "Where do you want to go, man?" "Beverly Hills." "Chevy." "Hey, boss." "Something urgent's come up." "So I've heard." "Word travels fast." "Listen, Carlito." "I need your help." "I don't have a lot of time." "No." "Not much." "You got to find an antidote, something." "What's the matter?" "The shit they gave you." "It's the Chinese shit." "There is no antidote." "What, that's it?" "Honestly... you should be dead already." "It's a miracle." "A miracle?" "We give that shit to horses." "You don't have to be so damn fucking cool about it!" "What do you expect me to do, hmm?" "Tell me you're going to find that punk Verona... and his whole fucking crew... and feed him to a cage of wolverines." "What is this?" "What, are you boys now or something?" "Verona?" "That's a small-time punk." "But that's not to say there isn't an opportunity here." "Opportunity." "Everyone knows the love I have for you, Chev." "Maybe this makes up... for the Don Kim hit, which was... perhaps ill-advised." "Ill-advised?" "The heat from Hong Kong... has been much more than we anticipated." "Well, that's outstanding, Carlito." "I'm glad to know that my death can be of some fucking use to you." "Don't be difficult." "I'm not being difficult." "I don't know if you'd noticed... but I'm having a difficult fucking day, brother!" "I'm out of here." "Ah, you're not getting in my cab wet." "I just gave you two hundred dollars to wait for three minutes." "You're not getting in my car." "No way!" "Yeah, you're right." "I'm not getting in your cab." "Oh, fuck!" "Al-Qaeda!" "Al-Qaeda!" "I love America!" "I love Bush!" "Yeah." "Hey, Chev." "My flight's been delayed." "Shit." "No, no, it's all right." "Relax." "I mean, don't relax." "Listen to me." "That shit that they gave you... is cutting off your adrenaline." "Excitement, fear, danger." "It causes your body to manufacture a chemical called ephedrine." "Now, what these guys have done is introduce an inhibitor to your system." "Fuck's sake!" "Dude, your only chance is to massively increase... the level of ephedrine in your body to force out the inhibitors." "You got to get to the emergency room." "Get yourself some epinephrine." "It's an artificial adrenaline." "It comes in 10-milligram syringes." "The shit's potent, so don't overdo it." "Probably a fifth of an injection will do." "Chevy, did you get that?" "Did you get that, Chevy?" "Yeah, episomething, yeah." "Nephrine, man." "Epi-ne-phrine." "OK, OK, OK, I've got it." "I got to go." "I'll call you when I get there." "Yeah." "Chev?" "Yeah." "What is it?" "Hello?" "Oh, fuck." "Come on!" "Fuck, mother..." "Chev?" "Yes!" "Fuck!" "I just saw Verona's brother walk into the Prince." "Interesting." "The Prince." "Yeah." "I was just down here getting a taco, and he just walked right in." "Two minutes ago." "Where are you now?" "I'm across the street, getting a taco." "Where are you?" "I'm there." "Meet me on Seventh and Catalina." "Is he in there now?" "Did anyone go in with him?" "All right, wait here." "How'd you like that one, tough guy?" "How fricking awesome was that, huh?" "Well, well, well." "You feel like talking to me, do you?" "Where's your fucking brother?" "Doing your mother like a fuckin' whore, you bitch!" "Nice." "Wonder how many steaks I could carve out of you." "You died, motherfucker." "Don't fuck with me, ese." "What, you rolling pin maricon?" "What, you want to dance with me, motherfucker?" "Fuck you up." "Jesus." "Nothing's easy." "Want to hold hands?" "Don't stop, baby." "Hey, talk to me, bro." "Hey, Ricky." "What do you think about sucking me off?" "You in the mood?" "Maybe let me lick your ass or something?" "Who is this?" "Shit." "Chelios?" "Is this fucking Chelios?" "That's right, bro." "Want to guess how I got your brother's cell phone?" "I can tell you have it all figured out." "Looks like you should have cut me up when you had the chance." "I'm having a little trouble hearing you, Ricky." "Are you experiencing a little 20/20 hindsight?" "You're supposed to be fucking dead!" "You know, I kind of like that shit you put in me." "Can you get me some more?" "I'm gonna f..." "Oh, I know." "I know." "I know." "Hey." "What's this?" "A necklace." "You guys really are faggots, aren't you?" "You motherfucker!" "You fucking motherfucker!" "My grandfather gave that medallion to my father, and then he..." "Fuck!" "Fuck you, man." "You take that thing and you shove it up your ass." "No, thanks." "You know, I believe I'll hang on to it." "Looks like you'll have to come and find me after all." "Fucked up that you killed your own brother." " You..." " Out." "What was that shit?" "Epi... was it 10 milligrams?" "Good work, Kaylo." "Puta" "Asshole!" "No need to push." "I'm looking for something, starts with an "e."" "England?" "Very funny." "No." "Some kind of artificial adrenaline." "Artificial adrenaline." "Yeah." "Got heart problems." "Epinephrine." "Yes!" "Epinephrine." "I love you." "Epinephrine." "I can't give you epinephrine." "Why?" "Just a minute." "Oy!" "What do you mean you..." "What is this shit?" "Nasal spray." "Fucking miserable bitch." "What?" "Nasal spray." "It's got epinephrine in it." "It'll get you tweaked, man." "Hey!" "Are you sure that's the guy?" "This room's clear." "Could anyone speaking Korean please come to E.R.?" "Anyone speaking Korean please come to E.R." "Yo, yo, yo!" "Yo!" "Dude, stop!" "Stop!" "Coming through!" "I know you motherfuckers have epinephrine!" "Clear the hallway!" "Corner!" "Is the O.R. Ready?" " I'm having a really bad day." " Oh, shit!" "Tell me you've got epinephrine on this fucking cart." "What?" "You all right?" "I said, "Tell me you've got epinephrine..." ""on the cart," motherfucker!" "I don't know!" "I could check." "All right." "OK." "Get back!" "You understand fucking English?" "I understand English." "I just don't know which one of these drawers it's in." "Come on!" "Move!" "Give me the fucking epinephrine!" "All right!" "Around the corner!" "I don't know where it is, man!" "What is this, a rest home?" "What are you doing back there?" " Hurry up!" " He's in shock!" "Get back!" "Well?" "I don't know if I have it." "Give me a second here." "I'm looking." "Elevator!" "What the fuck?" "Where the fuck is it?" "What the hell?" "What?" "My cart!" "Yeah, yeah." "Drop your weapon now!" "What is this?" "What the hell... do you think you're doing?" "This is a hospital." "Shut up." "You!" "Get me the epinephrine." "Don't even think about it!" "Shit!" "Albuterol, Nexium, Chlortab... epinephrine!" "Here it is." "I got it." "Here you go." "Give me that shit." "Asshole." "I'm not going to tell you again." "Just be quiet." "Juice me." "Juice?" "Do it." "All right." "Come on!" "I haven't got all day." "OK." "I need both of them to... give it to me." "One... two... clear." "Get the fuck down!" "Get out!" "How much of this stuff did he say to take?" "Chevy, we're in the air, man." "Did you get that stuff I told you to get?" "Got it." " Did you take it?" " Took it." "You took the whole goddamn thing..." " didn't you?" " Yep." "I said a fifth of a syringe." "That shit's going to kill you." " Right." " Your chest on fire?" " Check." " But you're cold." "Check." "And you got a steel hard-on, don't you?" "Let me check." "Check." "Yeah, well... that's the stimulation of your blood vessels." "Your urinary sphincter is tight as a knot right now." "You couldn't piss to save your life." "Urinary sphincter." "Check." "Maybe you can get some Vicodin." "You still at that hospital?" "Negative." "Could you get some grass?" "I don't know." "Check." "That shit'll be out of your system in thirty minutes... if it doesn't kill you first." "This flight phone's costing me a fortune." "We'll be in L.A. In twenty minutes." "I'll call you when we land." "Copy." "Hey, Chevy?" "You're a good dude." "Been nice knowing you." "Copy." "Out." "Some medical emergency." "Police have declined to release the name... of the Los Angeles man they say is still at large... on a citywide rampage... that has left one man dead, dozens injured... and hundreds of thousands of dollars of property damage... in its smoking, bloody wake." "However, KTLA news has learned... that the suspect is a professional killer... with ties to organized crime and an extensive police record." "He is considered armed and highly dangerous." "We want to get you back... to our regularly scheduled programming... but keep it tuned right here to KTLA for continuing coverage... of this bizarre story as it unfolds." "So, what you're saying, Mark, is that next to olives... onions, lemons, and limes..." "Oh, shit!" "Look, take it easy, mister." "Get back, pig!" "Just give me the..." "Come on, then." "Let's see you run, piggy." "Come on, piggy." "Give me the gun back." "Let's just talk this over." "Hey, you want it?" "There!" "Honey, let's go!" "Be careful!" "We'll get some help, all right?" "Yeah." "Hey, did you try to call?" "You've been home all day?" "I was sleeping in." "You were sleeping in." "That's great, Eve." "Super-great." "You all rested now?" "Mm-hmm." "Glad to hear it." "Listen..." "I've been fatally poisoned." "There's probably a psychopath heading over there... to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed." "I'll be there in a flash." "Maybe you can fry me up a waffle or something, OK?" "Sure." "Yeah, come on over." "I'll be here." "Right." "You'll be there." "OK." "Bye." "So let's go get the bitch." "Come on!" "Please!" "All right!" "All right!" "Jesus." "Oh, my God." "Is this your new look or something?" "Yeah." "You into it?" "It's gross." "Are you looking for my other boyfriend?" "Yes!" "You haven't turned on the TV today, right?" "No, why?" "Didn't think so." "Come on." "We're leaving." "What are you talking about?" "Don't be such a freak." "Honey." "Get dressed." "Actually, I'm glad you're here." "Can you change the clock on my microwave?" "I never changed it back." " What?" " The microwave." "Can you change the clock?" "'Cause the daylight savings time and I never changed it back." " The microwave." " Yes." "Hey, listen." "I bought you some flowers." "They got fucked up on the way over here." "Oh, that's sweet." "Are you OK?" "You look like you're on drugs or something." "Listen." "You love me, yeah?" "Yes." "Then I need you to do something for me." "What?" "What's wrong?" "I need you to put some clothes on, sweetheart... and come with me right now." "Yeah." "No." "I'll change the clock on the microwave." "OK." "Yeah." "All right." "The shit's wearing off." "Oh, darn." "I forgot." "The waffle iron is on if you want to make one." "Great." "Great." "You're so stressed out." "Do you want some pot or something?" "Yeah!" "No!" "Ready." "What's the matter?" "It's all right." "Burned my hand." "Oh, my God!" "Let me see." "Let's go, Eve." "Don't worry about it." " No, no, no, no, no!" " Eve!" "I'm sorry." "That was completely uncalled for." "Can we just..." "Fine." "Parked out the back." "Oh, darn!" "That thing." "What thing?" "The waffle thing." "I got to turn it off." "Come on." "Hello." "Hello?" "All right." "Very funny." "God, I hate that." "You trying to burn the building down?" "Oh, sorry, honey." "Jeez!" "Nice one." "Oh, there's my Tiger Balm." "I swear to God, Chev." "I don't know what you're on these days... but it is not working for you." "Ah, my hand cream." "That's where you went." "Chev, can I have some help here?" "Where's your car?" "My car." "Actually, I took a cab." "A cab." "This isn't going to be... this isn't going to be easy, as they say." "Oh, motherfucker." "All right." "Here it is." "Sorry." "You know I told you I was a video game programmer." "Yeah." "Well, that was a lie." "Actually..." "I kill people." "A professional hit man." "I freelance for a major West Coast crime syndicate." "Last night was a job like one hundred others." "A high dollar hit, nothing special." "The Triads from Hong Kong had been moving in... on the local drug cartels for the last 6 months." "My target was their number one man in Los Angeles." "Don Kim." "Well?" "What are you waiting for?" "Then, from out of nowhere, this insane idea... comes in through the back of my head... like a forty-five slug at close range." "Congratulations." "Did I win something?" "Your life, jackass." "One hundred grand wants you dead... so, sooner or later, it's going to happen." "But I'm not doing it." "I see." "Instead, you're going to do something for me." "You're going to get out of town." "Disappear." "I don't care where you go." "I don't care what you do... so long as you're invisible for forty-eight hours." "That's all I ask." "Forty-eight hours?" "Or, if you prefer... we can do it the other way." "The way where I go to work... and you meet Buddha." "See, I..." "I quit." "I quit the business." "For you." "For me?" "Yeah." "I figure I call you that night, tell you everything." "You understand." "We get on a plane together and leave all this shit behind." "Never come back." "Pretty crazy, huh?" "You are so weird." "So, are we going on a trip?" "Well..." "I might be going on a trip... but you're not coming with me." "Please, baby, please!" "Mob hits, Chev?" "Chinese poison?" "Do you know how ridiculous you sound?" "If you're going to break up with me, at least you can tell me the truth." "Chev?" "Chev?" "What's the matter with you?" "Wait a minute." "Do you trust me?" "No." "Make love to me." "What?" "Come on, I think it'll help." "Help what?" "Are you kidding?" "Get off me." "Take your clothes off." "No!" "No!" "You always say you want to be more spontaneous." "You're insane." "You're like an adrenaline junkie with no soul." "Save me, Eve." "Save my life." "Stop it!" "Fuck." "I'm sorry." "Oh, my God, are you OK?" "Are you OK?" "No." "No!" "Enough." "Shit!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "You filthy animal." "Take me right here... in front of everyone." "That's it." "Come on!" "Do it!" "What are you waiting for?" " Jesus!" " Come on!" "I'm trying!" "Shush, Eve!" "Oh, God, now you can't get it up?" "For God's sake." "Come on!" "Get it up!" "I'll fucking get it up!" "Jesus!" "God damn it, Chev!" "Shut up!" "I'm alive!" "I'm alive!" "I'm alive, you motherfuckers!" "Come on!" "Oh, my God!" "Wow!" "Oh, my God!" "Shit." "Yeah." "What are you doing?" "I've got Verona." "Kaylo?" "I've got Verona, man." "What?" "No shit." "Where are you?" "Don Kim's shirt factory." "I'm upstairs." "What's the matter with you?" " Fifth and Alameda?" " Yeah." "Who's at Fifth and Alameda?" "Listen to me." "Don't let that motherfucker out of your sight." " You hear me?" " With you in 10 minutes." "You got it?" " Yeah, Chev." " Out." "Listen, honey, I got to go." "I'll call you!" "Oh, God, what are you looking at?" "Hey, man, what's the matter with you?" "You a crackhead?" "Right." "Just step on it, all right?" "You not going to die in my cab, crackhead." "I got something for you." "You take this Haitian shit, crackhead." "This shit right here is some hardcore shit." "It's made from plant shit." "Hey, what are you laughing at?" "Look at this." "You see that?" "That's what a man look like, crackhead." "That's power." "Now look at you." "What the hell?" "Yeah?" "It tastes like ass." "Well, that's right, devil." "You wait." "Shut the fuck up!" "No!" "No!" "Get the fuck up there!" "No!" "Whoop, there it is." "Fuck him." "We're here." "What'd you say was in this stuff?" "I told you it's hardcore." "It'd be five fifty-five." "It's all you, man." "Have a nice day, devil." "This is fucked." "Where's he going?" "OK, OK." "How the fuck you going to call me... talking shit, homey, huh?" "I'll smack the hell out of you." "I don't know where he at." "I ain't babysitting the motherfucker." "Fucking call me, talking shit." "Shit." "I'm doing my job!" "I'm doing my shit!" "I'm out here just chilling, doing what I do." "Hey, whoa, Chevy, Chevy, what's up, dog?" "Everything all right?" "You chilling?" "You good?" "What a fucking coincidence." "What you talking about, man?" "What are you doing?" "Waiting for a bus?" "Nah, nah, actually..." "I thought maybe a helicopter'd come pick..." "What the fuck is this?" "What's what?" "What, are you working for the Chinese now?" "The Chinese?" "Come on, man, you crazy?" "You know I wouldn't do that to you, man." "I am crazy." "Where's Kaylo?" "Ah, uh..." "OK, ding." "Time's up." "What you mean, ding?" "What you mean, ding?" "What you mean..." "Where is that motherfucker?" "Chev." "What the fuck is this?" "Chev, baby, take it easy." "Oh, you mean like this?" "Now you tell me where that little toe-rag motherfucker is." "Verona." "Verona's got nothing to do with this." "What?" "Don Carlos wants you off the streets." "Carlito." "You've totally lost your shit, dog." "You're all over TV." "Destroying property, making unauthorized hits?" "You're causing the organization a great deal of embarrassment." "You're telling me Carlito ordered this?" "Look, don't worry about Verona." "We'll take care of him." "The best thing for you to do is find some nice... dark, quiet place, and... just die." ""Just die."" "Do you think I've got "cunt" written on my forehead?" "Maybe you're right." "We all got to die sometime, right?" "Yeah." "We all got to die sometime." "So just die." "What the..." "Oh, my fucking ass!" "You got shot!" "Mother fuck!" "Jesus." "Eve, move." "You!" "Asshole!" "What you want?" "Don't talk to him like that!" "My boyfriend kills people!" "Nice." "Come on." "I had to see if you were telling the truth." "Come on." "No, wait!" "Now come on." "Oh, God!" "Oh, damn it!" "I forgot to take my birth control pills." " What?" " Yeah." "Where are the keys?" " Chev." " Keys." " Eve, the keys." " Here." "Come on, come on!" "My stuff!" "My stuff!" "You weren't lying." "Welcome to my life." "No, I mean... that you would give it all up for me." "Yeah." "And the other part?" "The poison?" "Yeah, that's true, too." "Then... that means..." "Pretty much, Eve." "How can we stop it?" "Adrenaline's the only thing that slows it down." "So, when we were in Chinatown?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "Eve, what are you doing?" "This'll get you going." "What?" "Come on." "Let's finish what you started." "Oh, boy." "Oh, that's it." "Oh, that's really working for me." "You like that?" "Stay down!" "Motherfuck!" "Jesus... yeah, that's it, baby." "Just a little more." "Stay down, Eve." "Oh, Jesus." "Oh, you're so big." "Oh, my God." "Just a... touch..." "What's the matter?" "So you can fall asleep like you always do?" "I don't think so." "Jesus, fuck!" "Are they really..." "They're dead." "How can you do that?" "I told you, baby." "I quit." "Yeah?" "Chev." "Holy shit, I've been trying to get a hold... of you for half an hour." "Where the fuck have you been?" "At my office." "Can you make it over here?" "Sure." "Why not?" "Chocolate..." "What's this fucking receipt... from Gold Foods Market for two hundred fifty-four dollars?" "Snacks." "I owe you again, Doc." "Chevy, you're my best customer." "What is this stuff?" "Synthetic ephedrine... diluted with some saline." "Feels sort of good." "Yeah, well, I got a little meth in there, too... so that's the endorphins you feel running to your brain." "Wait a minute." "So I'm not better?" "Fuck, no, you're not better." "You're in such shit shape, it's stunning." "I can't believe your heart's still beating." "Shit should be in a fucking medical journal." "So what are you going to do?" "The solution I'm giving you... is acting as a competing inhibitor... meaning that it's pushing the poison... right out of your receptors... and replacing it with a chemical." "Now, that's just a temporary fix." "Then what?" "You're fucked." "I could put you on life-support, Chev... and string this out for a few days." "But you're going to go into a coma at some point." "Does she know?" "Why don't you let me load you up with something?" "You can go out in a beautiful dream." "A dream." "Can I do that for you?" "No, no." "That's not what I want." "What do you want?" "One hour." "I want one hour." "Give me a fucking break." "And so, the wild rampage that began at 9:00 a.m." "This morning in west Los Angeles continues... with the mysterious suspect still at large." "Yo, maybe we should have given him more of that Chinese shit." "Oh, you think?" "Oh, it's him." "What's up, corpse?" "Bonjour, douchebag." "I thought you might be interested in a little deal." "Oh, you want to..." "Are you a dealer?" "Is that what you are now?" "Don't you worry about what I am." "Listen, I want the antidote." "Oh, the antidote." "That's right, the antidote." "What are you prepared to give me, asshole?" "How about the jewelry I got off that faggot brother of yours... you fucking cocksucker?" "Hmm." "Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis." "All right." "Oh, you like that deal, do you?" "Yeah, whatever." "I'll be at the downtown Lint in 20 minutes." "You know the spot?" "Yeah, I know it." "Well, don't be late... or I'll trade this thing to some whore for a fucking hand job." "Look, I said I'll fuckin' be..." "I'll fuckin' be there!" "See you later, sunshine." "Yo, it's Verona." "You're not going to believe this call I just got." "It's going be all right, baby." "But you said..." "I know." "Things have changed." "There's an antidote." "I can make a deal for it, but I got to go alone." "I'm scared." "Of course." "But you'll be safe now." "And I'll be back." "You promise?" "I promise." "What's happening, brother?" "Where did I go wrong?" "Did you fucking just say something?" "It's like talking to the wall." "Mom?" "I'm amazed you remember you have a mother." "Mom, please." "I haven't got time for this." "You got no time, period." "Orlando?" "You a persistent motherfucker, Chev Chelios." "I'll give you that." "They pop you and you just keep getting up?" "I'm the Terminator." "You was that, maybe, but there's a new gun in town." "You know, I don't get it." "Why didn't you just cut me up alive when you had the chance?" "Too easy, motherfucker." "Look at you." "Bi-polar, sadomasochistic tendencies... adrenaline junkie." "Addicted to violence." "Carving up a guy like that... while he screams in his own blood and excrement." "That'd be like..." "like a gift." "A warrior's death." "Hell, you'd probably get off on it." "Who the hell are you, anyway?" "Wait." "I think I'm starting to figure it out." "Well, better late than never." "You know you're going to die up there." "Yeah." "Maybe." "But I'm taking you with me." "Some pills, Doc." "Chelios." "Hello, girls." "Hold up." "Give me the piece." "Now isn't that a fucking picture?" "Chelios, what a fucking nightmare you are." "No shit." "Why don't you sit down?" "Whoa, whoa, wait a minute." "You pat him down again." "I know he's carrying something." "Let me see that." "Motherfucker." "Is clever." "What is this, an insulin pump?" "Basically." "What the fuck is insulin?" "Ephedrine, right?" "Yeah." "You're very resourceful." "Found a new master, little bitch, is that it?" "I'm nobody's little bitch." "We'll see what kind of a bitch you are... when Carlito hires you for half what he used... to pay me and you take it." "That's enough." "You'll probably throw boss a nice little reach-around... just to show him what a good little bitch you are." "You can't fucking say that!" "I'm nobody's little bitch!" "You fucking hear me?" "And he'll fuckin' pay me what I tell him to pay." "I said that's enough!" "Now sit down!" "It's been a long fucking day." "But, in the end, you have to admit... it all works out quite nicely." "Don Kim gets his bullet, thanks to you... and Hong Kong gets a goat to take the fall." "Please understand, Chev." "It's truly nothing personal." "You speak for yourself." "That what I think it is?" "It's the Chinese shit." "Hold him down." "Not so fast, motherfucker." "He's gone dipsy-doodle, yo." "Yeah, whatever, psycho." "I'm afraid the Houdini act is over, my friend." "Boosh." "Our father, who art in heaven..." "Shut up, Verona!" "So this is how it is." "It's Don Kim!" "You're supposed to be dead!" "Presto." "Go, go, go, go, go!" "Police have moved to surround the downtown boutique Hotel Lint... where the unidentified madman behind today's mayhem... is believed to be holed up and making a desperate last stand." "Local officials have confirmed gunfire on the sun deck." "Our news chopper will be bringing live... uncensored coverage from above the hotel momentarily." "Again, this coverage is live and uncensored... so if you have small children present... you may want them to leave the room." "Get me out of here now!" "I'll kill you for this, Chelios!" "Too late!" "Look out!" "Thanks, boss." "Let's get the fuck out of here, now!" "Let's go!" "Present from Kaylo." "Now what?" "Now you say shit!" "Where the fuck were you?" "Who's the bitch now?" "Fly, motherfucker!" "Motherfucking fly!" "You're dead!" "Oh, my God." "You're dead!" "Dead!" "You're dead, motherfucker!" "Told you I'd kill you, you little bitch!" "Hey, this is Eve." "I'm glad you called, but I'm not here." "Can you leave a message?" "Unless you're trying to sell something... because I'm not interested." "But if you're not, then just..." "Oh, wait!" "Time's up." "Hey, doll." "Looks like I let you down again." "Seems like, all my life..." "I've just been... going... going... going..." "I wish I'd taken more time... to just stop and smell the roses, so to speak." "I guess it's too late for that now." "You're the greatest, baby." "(singing) "If only you believe..."" "(singing ends, air whooshing)" "(body slamming)" "(thud!" ")" "(heartbeat)" "(rock music plays)" "{{{ the end }}}" "In a story so bizarre I can scarcely believe the events I'm reporting and yet corroborated by a dozen eyewitnesses a white male apparently fell from the sky above downtown Los Angeles today landed in the middle of a busy intersection destroying one vehicle and hospitalizing its elderly driver and was removed from the scene before emergency personnel could respond." "Without a body, the police have yet to piece together events of a day that can only be described as implausible." "Reports of a body landing in the Boyle Heights area have yet to be confirmed, and are being treated as the bullshit they most likely are." "You big cock English." "Strong like horse." "Fuck that." "That's not so bad." "Nice." "Pick up, Eve." "The number you have reached is not in service." "Fuck." "Shit." "You lost?" "Nope." "Shit." "Shit." "On your knees, Slim." "Okay, Chow Mein." " Who do you work for?" " Fuck you, Chelios." "Fucking grunt." "You found me in quite an unpleasant mood this morning, mate." "Now, I'm gonna ask you this question one time." "Who's gots my fucking strawberry tart?" "Capisce?" "Just spit the fucking name out." "Johnny Vang!" "Johnny fucking Vang?" "Johnny fucking Vang?" " Good boy." "Where?" " Cypress Social Club!" "Cypress..." "Cypress Social Club." "Now, you're sure about that, ain't you?" "Good boy." "Thanks for coming." "Now, you can keep that." "Fuck." "Hello." "Doc Miles." "Yeah, Doc, it's Chev." "Jesus H. Chelios." "You gotta be kidding me." "Listen." "I'm deadly fucking serious, Doc." "These Triad motherfuckers cut out my fucking heart and put in one of those artificial jobs." "You got an artificial heart?" "You think I'm having a fucking laugh?" "No, but you gotta admit, it's a little out there." " You take your fucking time, Doc." " You don't have any time." "They're not designed to keep you alive more than a couple of days." " And don't do anything strenuous." " Yeah, sure, Doc." "No problem." "So, what's my next fucking move?" "We gotta get a real heart put in you, preferably your own." " I'm on it." " Okay, you're on it." " Doc, Jesus fucking Christ!" " I'm sorry." "Sorry." "Let me..." "Does that thing have a belt battery pack?" " Check." " How many bars are showing?" " One." " Shit." "That's better than none, I guess." "Look, what they did you with is an Avicor Total Artificial Heart." "It's got an internal battery that'll pick up once the belt battery dies." "It's like a reserve tank." "Once the internal battery takes over, you got one fucking hour." "The internal battery charges wirelessly through a transcutaneous energy-transfer system." "Two coils..." "There's one internal, one external." " That transmit via a magnetic force across the skin without piercing the surface." "The internal coil receives power and sends it to the controller device." "Does this make any fucking sense to you, Chevy?" "It's fucking Greek, Doc." "Greek." "Look, you gotta keep your body electrically charged to keep that piece of shit pumping." " Copy that." " Hey, Chev?" " Yeah." " I'm stoked you're alive, dude." " I'll get back to you, Doc." "Yeah." "Call me." "Fuck." "Hey, hey, hey!" "That's a nice car." "Don't suppose you know where the Cypress Social Club is, do you?" "Man, fuck that shit, puto." "Let's race, ese." "Don't you tempt me, fucker." "What I need from you is directions." "Shit." "Shit." "Damn, dog." "You good, ese?" "Tiger fucking Woods." "Never better." "Greatest day of my fucking life." "You couldn't point me in the direction of the Cypress Social Club, could you?" "Well, you ain't too far." "Go down Orange for, like, 2 miles, and then you're there, homes." "You mind giving me a jump?" "Just juice me." "Anybody know where's the fucking Social Club?" "Donde este la Social Club?" "Buenos nachos, white boy." "This is a fucking social club?" "You Johnny Vang?" "Go." " Get lost, bitch." " Fuck you." " What?" " Where's Johnny Vang?" "You looking to get your ass killed?" " Wrong expression." " You ain't tapping my ass." "There you go, cupcake." "Fucking no balling for me today, thanks." "There goes my ride!" "What is that?" "Fucking cunt-onese?" "I'd rather stick my dick in a blender." "Sticky me." "Hey!" " Johnny Vang?" " Yes." "Where?" "Hey, dude, why do you run?" "Wait for me!" "Get out of the fucking car!" " Out!" " Get your own station wagon, asshole!" "Get the fuck off!" "Damn." "Fuck." "You taking it too fast with me." " Which way?" " I want you to take it slow." "Which way?" "Hey!" "Hey." "You didn't ask name." "Shut up a minute, for fuck's sake." "Where is he?" " Johnny Vang?" " Yes." "Motherfucker!" "Baby." "Motherfucking Chelios!" "You like sushi, Chinese man?" "How the fuck am I supposed to know what kind of "ese" you is you slanty-eyed fuck?" "Check it out." "Sushi." "Hey, Chico." "We can make a deal, huh?" "Oh, yeah." "Come on." "Come on." "My girl." "Eve." "Eve?" "Here, baby." "Eve?" "Chev?" "Hey, I need you to take your fucking hands off Lemon now, man." " Who the fuck are you?" " Who the fuck am I?" "Who the fuck are you?" "You know this guy, Lemon?" "Lemon." "You were dead." "I'm..." "I'm so confused right now." " What's that ticking sound?" " Yeah, what is that sound?" "You're kind of weird, tick-man." "It's time for you to go." " Randy?" " Randy?" "Come here." "Not you." "Babe, it's..." "Who the fuck is that?" "Some whore." "Fuck, no." "Fuck." " Look, she's helping me find my heart." " What?" "Go away." "Come on, let's go." "Baby." "What?" "Oh, you dozy cunt." "Baby..." "No." "We need his ass alive." "Chev Chelios, let's save some bullets, dude." "Put that away." "We've all had a drink." "Should I duck?" "Yeah." "Shall we bypass the formalities?" "Of course." "Who do you work for, and what the fuck do they want with me?" "El Hurón." "English." "Who's the fucking El Huton?" "It's The Ferret." "He wants you alive, so he can watch you die." "Oh, yeah?" " Why?" " I don't know." "Doesn't everybody?" "Shut up." "You lucky bastard." "Eve, let's go." "Get on the floor now!" "Turn around." "Oh, it's on now." " No!" "Stop!" "Stop!" " Put her down." "Stop it!" "No!" "Why didn't you call me?" "Like fuck I didn't." "Didn't you get my message?" "No." "Where have you been for the last three months?" "I thought you were dead." "I fell a mile out of a helicopter, that's all." "True story." "No way." "You know what?" "That's totally possible." "I saw this video on YouTube where this guy's parachute doesn't open, he falls 14,000 feet and he lives." "Yes, baby, I know it's possible, because I fucking did it!" " Quit it." " Since when were you on the Internet?" "A lot of things have changed since you died." "I didn't fucking die." "Well, that's besides the point, isn't it?" "Hey!" "Hey!" " Where are we going, Chev?" " I don't know." "I need to find that slob from the club, the one with the red cooler." "Are you talking about Johnny Vang?" " You know Johnny Vang?" " I know his ass." "He's got the box with him all the time." "That box, I need it." "I can bet on my grandma's coochie he's at the horse track." "Dude, you gonna put Johnny Vang on ice?" " Maybe." " That's so fucking sexy." " Fucking dead." " Didn't they cuff you?" "Damn it." "Do me." "I'll do you." "Bitch." "Atta girl." "I gotta call Doc." "I need that cell phone." "Why didn't you just say it?" "I have a cell phone." "Here." "You got a cell phone." "I got you, okay?" "You gotta work for the things that..." " Chevy?" " I lost the belt battery, Doc." " How long ago?" " Over an hour." "Jesus Christ." "That's not fucking possible, Chevy." "You should be d..." "Fuck it." "Never mind." "Look." "It's a wireless system, so any low-level electrical shock to your skin should juice it at least temporarily." "Hey, Chev?" "I'm a certified heart surgeon." "Well, I was." "Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure." "That's irrelevant right now." "The point is, if you can get your heart, I'm sure I can put it back in for you." "I'll be in touch when I find that Chinese cocksucker that's got me pump." "Bet you even had to choose between..." "Chinese." "Sharon, I just shut down, okay?" "I couldn't think." "I couldn't feel." "Hey, Chocolate?" "Would you get off your fat ass and get dressed?" "Why?" "Is Doc Miles gonna have to choke a bitch?" "You know that I was waiting for those results too?" " I needed to put things in perspective." " Oh, you needed?" "You needed?" "I think I know who we're dealing with." "Hell no, we won't blow." "Hell no, we won't suck." "Hell no, we won't blow." "Hell no, we won't suck." "Move!" "Jesus." "Shit." "What the fuck!" "Shit." "That's right." "You're gonna pay me!" "We want to make a living." "You carry weapons, we carry weapons in our pants." "We're sick and tired of this." "Pay me my fucking wages, motherfuckers." "Dropping loads all over your silly wages!" "They need their money." "You want me to fuck this car?" "You want me to fuck this car?" " Suck my fucking tits." " Get off the car." "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back." " Hi." " Give me my money." "We're sick and tired of this." "Just because it's porn doesn't mean we don't wanna do it." "This is a weird scene." "We've got pissed-off beaver." "I'm in pursuit." "Cunt." "Sit." "Good..." " I'm just making sure." " He's doing what he's supposed to." "Well, he's gotta know who's in charge." "Dude, come on." " He's gonna eat somebody's baby..." " Chill." " You're gonna get sued." " He's doing what he's supposed to." "Whatever." "I wanted a cat." "Fuck." " See?" "Way better than a cat, man." " Whatever." "Who's this fucking asshole?" "You pair of sausage noodles." "How do you sleep at night?" "I'm from PETA." "This is animal cruelty, you fuckers." " Give that back, you liberal freak." " Yeah, yeah, yeah." " Fucking shame on you two." "I tell you." " That's $250." " Pair of cunts." "Press the button." " Take it back." " Hit him." " Listen..." " Disgusting." " Morning." "Mom would be so proud." " Sorry about that." "Give me that thing." " No." "Yeah, there you go." "Go on." "You don't press that button, you're going." " I'm pressing it." " Press it!" "Come on, what's the matter?" "Fucking wake up." " Make him press the button, you..." " Give him the fucking..." " What are you, fucking useless?" " Hey!" "Stop right there!" "Oh, shit." "See?" "He lost it." "I told you." "Get him off!" "Will our insurance cover that?" " Get down!" " Cover your head!" " On the ground!" " What the fuck is around your neck?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "Kaylo?" " Get on." " Both of you down on the ground now!" "Kaylo, I thought you were dead." "My name's Venus." "I'm from Hollywood." "Kaylo was my brother." "Brother?" "No shit." "Hey, what the fuck did you hit me for anyway?" "I have a condition." "FBT, Full Body Tourette's." "I can't control myself." "Jesus!" "Fuck!" "God!" "What the...?" "Motherfuck." "Hey, listen." "I'm sorry about your brother." "I need to get to the Hollywood Park racetrack and I mean right the fuck now." "What's the matter, you hurting or something?" " Is that where they're at?" " Who?" "The sucker that killed my brother." "You're Chev "the cheese" Chelios?" "The sickest motherfucker that ever vaporized a motherfucker, right?" " Yeah." "That's me." " Yeah." "So when you get those suckers..." "Get a grip of yourself." "It's already done." "It's done." "I already took care of the ones that did Kaylo." " But..." "All of them?" " All of them." "D-E-A-D." "Brown Bread." " Right Said Fred?" " Simply Red." "I see." "Don't look so gloomy, Elvis." "I can assure you they did not die pleasantly." "No." "You don't understand." "It's a matter of honor." "It should have been me to avenge my brother's death." "Well, so long, Chelios." "My brain hurts." "There is one that I never got to, on account of I could never find him." " The one that calls himself The Ferret." " El Hurón?" " You know him?" " No." " That means "the ferret" in Spanish." " Right." "Yeah, I knew that." "Listen, you want to find the dude that made your brother dead, you find him." "Chev?" "Racetrack." "You're here." "That you, Chelios?" " I'm running on empty, Doc." " Same here, buddy." "I think I need to stick my dick in a socket." " I don't recommend that." "But friction..." " Friction?" "Yeah." "Skin-on-skin contact creates static electricity." "You're kidding me, right?" "Dude, the friction of two like objects causes a transfer of electrons." "Science 101, Chevy." "Probably ditched that class." "I did." "Find someone to rub against." "It's gonna help." "Well, it's not gonna hurt." "Terrific race." "That's a great horse, mate." "What the fuck, man?" " What the fuck?" " You did it." "Mate, that was all you." "Yo, man." "Fucking Doc." "Hey there, mister." "Somebody stop him!" "Stop him." " Chev." " No!" "The horse!" "The horse!" "Get out of there!" "Please." "Hey." "Wait, wait." "Chill out." "He's just had too many drinks." "I got him." "Okay?" "Go about your business." " All right." " Honey, let's go." " My heart." " Oh, I love you too." "Honey, come on." "Over here." "Are you okay?" "Is it the Chinese poison?" "Friction." "Doc said friction." "Chev." "Friction." "Friction?" " I'll give you friction." " Yeah." "Yeah." " Babe, what are you doing?" " I know how this game works." " Oh, yeah." "It's working, baby." " Okay." "Yeah." "Fuck." "Keep going, doll." "Rub it, baby." " Yeah, rub it." " Fucking good." "Rub it!" " Oh, my God." "It's crashed." " Hey!" "No." "Oh, baby." "Fuck, it's working, Eve." "Oh, smash it fucking good, babe." "Come on." "Come on, you motherfucker." "You fucking nailed it, Doc." "You fucking got it, doctor!" " I got it!" " Come on, doctor!" "Come on, babe, let's switch." "Give the kitty some cream, baby." "Give the kitty some more cream." "Move your..." "Fucking it!" "I fucking love you." "I love you so much." "Eve." "Stop!" "Yo, help us out, man!" "Door number 6." "Come on, man!" "Fucking useless." "Yeah?" "Well, you ain't no Ralph Macchio yourself, Chev!" "Go!" "Oh, fuck!" "Did I drop some change, or did I hear a chink?" "Oh, my God!" " Fuck you, man!" " Fuck me?" "Give me the fucking box!" "Fuck you, Chelios!" "Get in." " Chev Chelios." " Don motherfucking Kim." "So you pull my lily-white ass out of the hot grease again." "Please, don't thank me." "I don't think I shall." "I'm not sure if you're aware of this, Jeeves but your slant-eyed associates have taken something of extreme value to me." "And I intend to get it back." "You know what you are, Chev Chelios?" "Tell me." "You are a shit magnet." "Your friend has the gay condition." "And now, where were we?" "You were about to tell me exactly who's got what I need and why." "You may have heard of the name Poon Dong." " Only in dirty limericks." " The patriarch of our organization." "Said to be 100 years old." "Considered to be more god than man by the Triad gangs." "But several months ago, word had spread out that Poon Dong had taken gravely ill." "And without a heart transplant, he only had a few days left to live." " I see." " Of course, that was unacceptable." "Many would have given their hearts from their own breasts to save the life of Poon Dong." "But not me." "Fuck that." "But many." "Then word spread out that there was a man who had a heart so powerful that he was capable of surviving even our most deadliest of poisons." " The Chinese shit." " Yes." "It was you, Chev Chelios." "It was your heart that Poon Dong chose to replace his own." "One more question." "Who the fuck is El Hurón, The Ferret?" "And how is he involved with all this?" "The Ferret?" "Let's just say our organizations have a history of conflicting interests." "I see." "Well, it's mighty white of you to help me out like this." "Now, if you don't mind." "Who said I was helping you out?" "My reward for returning you to Poon Dong will be great." " So this is how it is." " This is how it is." "Chicken and broccoli." " Dude, are you all right?" " Never better." "Fish Halman here, bringing you breaking on-the-scenes coverage of an explosion of mayhem, and lewd behavior that has swept the Long Beach area." "Our viewers may remember a similar series of incidents which took place three months back involving this unidentified man." "Police are now confirming that today's events are the work of that very same psychotic deviant." "Ted Garcia is standing by in Hollywood Park with a live report." " Take it away, Ted." " Thanks, Fish." "I'm standing here with a group of people..." "Families, seniors, and degenerate gamblers." " That are shocked and traumatized by what they've witnessed here today when what started as a sunny, Southern California afternoon at the races turned, without warning, into a public, open-air porno." "Did you say porno, Ted?" "Straight up, Fish." "I'd like you to meet Glenda Lansing of Hawaiian Gardens." "Glenda says she had an all-too- up-close-and-personal encounter with the suspect just moments before the shocking incident occurred." "That bastard had his filthy hands all over me." "Can you describe exactly what happened?" "I never saw a bastard who wanted it so bad." "He put his filthy hands on every part of me." "Okay, that's a little too much information for this broadcast." "Can you describe the man that assaulted you?" "He looked like that fella from the movies." "The T-Bag." "T-Bag?" "You know, the Trainspotted fella?" " Built like a brick shit house." " All right, ma'am." "You know that kind of language is not gonna fly on TV." "That son of a bitch." "He treated me like his hot little whore." "Explain to me how you let this motherfucker get away." "He just went buck wild and killed everybody." "But not you." "I just got lucky, eh?" "You know the drill, bitch." "Do it." "Do it!" "Now the other one." "You got yourself another chance." "I don't think you'll fuck it up next time." "Now go get yourself a Band-Aid." "And go get me fucking Chelios, cabrón!" "That's the last time." "The last time that son of a bitch leaves me with my ass in the wind in front of 8,000 people!" " Lemon." "Hey, hey, hey!" " Randy?" " Hi." " What are you doing here?" "It's about the dude." "What dude?" " The asshole." " What about him?" "He's on every channel." "The guy's a fucking psycho killer, baby." "Every cop in this city's looking for him, not to mention the fucking beaners." " The fucking Orientals." " So?" "So?" "So?" "So the heat's on the street and that dude's playing for keeps, baby." "I have no idea what the hell you just said." " Look." "Lemon." "Lemon, look." " What?" "I know we've all been down our dark roads in the past, okay, babe?" "I need my hair did, my nails did." "You ain't gave me no money." "Where you been at, Randy?" "If I ever catch you with another bitch..." "Well, you do got a big-ass dick for a white boy." "Anyway, look, the point is, you're my lady now, all right?" "I don't think it's safe for you to be out there with that..." "That sick fucko running wild right now." " You can say that again." " Look, look." "Listen to me." "Here's what I think we should do." " What, Randy?" " All right, I say we go to the fuzz." "We tell them everything." "We come clean." " What?" " The fuzz, all right?" "I mean, I'd kill this guy myself, but I got two strikes against me." " Let go of me." " Look, baby." "All right?" "I'm trying to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer." "You want me to drop the hammer, baby?" "I'm in no mood today, Randy!" "Baby." "Freeze!" "Hey!" "Now, spread it." "All right, let's go." "Against the car." "Don't leave no skid marks, nigga." " Work that ass, baby." " Ride that shit, big sexy!" "Put your arm up, son." "Eight seconds, nigga!" "Yeah." "Oh, my God." " Hello." " Orlando?" "Venus!" "What is up, my man?" "Where you been, man?" "I ain't seen your ass since..." "We was all of us broken up about what happened to your brother." "You okay?" " Orlando, I need your help." " Venus, come on." "You my nigga." "Can't get no bigger." "L.A. Underground, we're like a family, man." "We a freak-ass family, but we family, all right?" " We look out for our own." "What?" " I'm looking for a man called The Ferret." "El Hurón." "Shit." "Ferret?" "Oh, great." "Hydrated, man!" "Keep him hydrated!" " Step on it!" " Hold it in." "Hold it in." "Hold it in." "Fuck." "This is an ambulance, you fuckhead!" "Keep hydrating those organs!" " Hold it in!" " Jesus." "What are you doing?" "This is an ambulance!" "Right, motherfucker." "I'm aware of that." "I'm in need of emergency services." "Yeah, we have got a guy in the back of the ambulance!" "Get him out of here, man." " That's one of Don Kim's blokes." " This man is in critical condition." " Get out of here." " I'm aware of that." "I'm the fucker that put him there." " Now..." " Okay, he's got a gun!" " You're my physician." " Okay." "I'm in need of an external lithium battery belt for an Avicor Total Artificial Heart." " Might you have such a thing?" " We're gonna lose it, Bronc." " Please, look, this guy is fucking dying." " Don't worry about him." "He's not gonna make it." " Now, about my battery." " Yeah, you said the Avicor TAH." "Yeah, we got it." "But why?" "Holy shit." "Okay." " He's fucking dead, man." " Do you mind?" " You ready for this shit?" " Do it then." "Turn the fucking thing on." "Feels like crack." "Yeah, but better." "You know, those things aren't designed for strenuous activity." "Tell me about it." " Stop the fucking ambulance!" " Dude, we got to go to the hospital." "Fuck!" "Bing fucking Crosby." "Breathe out." "Raise your buttocks upward by first walking..." "Come on, down with that doggie." "Down dog..." " Hello." " Doc, I'm close." "So am I. Chev, can this wait a second?" "I think I've found that motherfucker that's got my organ." "I think I got the skinny on that Triad geezer from my girls on the street." "Old news." "I'll get back to you when I have the tart." "Chevy, wait!" "Chev Chelios!" "Fucking clowns." "Cunt!" "It's completely normal to be freaked out when someone has a gun at your head." " I would have shit myself." " I still have nightmares." "Everybody has nightmares." "The point is, by coming here and talking with me you made a choice to confront your issues and lick them." "I can't even leave my fucking apartment." "L..." "Every time I go up to leave the door, I see the guy with the gun." " I'm having a really bad day." " Oh, shit." "Tell me you got epinephrine in this fucking cart." "Think about it like this, Engleson." "Today is the first day of the rest of your life." "You gotta go out and enjoy it." "Knock back a couple of beers, hit a titty bar." " Excuse me?" " Have some smelly snatch rubbed in your face." "You gotta get out there, man." "Yeah." "I've gotta do it." "I'm gonna go and tackle the world." "No, don't tackle the world." "Tackle a fucking whore." "Get your dick wet." " Yeah." " Dip your wick into life a little bit." " Have some fun." " Yeah." "I'm gonna go out there and I'm gonna floss my teeth with some pubes." " Oh, now you're on it." " Thanks, doctor." " Oh, my pleasure." " No, no, no." "The pleasure's all mine." "I'm done with fear." "My life begins today." "Fuck!" "Hey, maybe we better call 911." "Where's my box?" "Five more like that, and your brains will be strawberry jelly." "You can't look in that box!" "The key and the fucking combo." "No!" "Do it." "That's better." "This isn't my fucking pumper!" "What is that?" "What kind of sick freak carries something like this around in a box?" "I am shocked to my fucking core." "You've got some deep problems, motherfucker." "What the fuck is that?" "Fucking gotta come back and fucking gotta find out what the fuck is this?" "What the fuck is...?" " Hello." " Doc." "When you hung up on me, I was trying to fucking tell you something." "Your heart was transplanted three weeks ago into that Shaolin motherfucker." " Fucking great." "Now what?" " I'm on it." "Poon Dong is still in L.A. And if I'm right he's got what you need in pristine, working condition beating inside his chest." " Good." "Where do I find him?" " Don't worry about it." "I got people on the street." "Good luck with that, Doc." "I'll try it my way." "Come here, you." "Up you get." "Okay, darling, one last dance." "Where's the fucking old man?" "What old man?" "Hey." "Hey." "I got 5 dollars that says you blow me for 20 bucks." "Oh, stop." "Stop right here." "Stop right here." "Hey, baby." "Hey." " Hey, baby." "How you doing?" " I'm doing okay, baby." " Yeah?" " How you doing?" "What you need?" "You know what I need." "Come on." "Come on, Daddy." "Fuck you, Chelios." "Tell me what he's like when he's at home." "When he's home, he's like a ghost." "He just plays those video games all day, all night." " Video games?" " All day." "And you let him do that?" "I mean, you did buy the games for him, yeah?" "Of course." "Why should I deny my son?" " How are you today, Chev?" " I'm golden, sir." "Your mom tells me that you've been getting into quite a bit of trouble." " Is that true?" " Yes, sir." " Regretfully, that's true." " What kind of trouble?" "Fighting, talking back, pinching." "Pinching what?" "Televisions, stereo components, books from the library." " That's not all." " No, sir." "Also a till from a restaurant and one car." " A toy car?" " No, sir." "A BMW Z1." "Hey, sit." "People, people, all right." "I hear you've been having quite a bit of trouble at school too." "Chelios." "Nothing I can't handle, sir." " I have a lot of piss and vinegar." " He's hyperactive." "Oh, shit, Mom." "You want to watch your dirty little mouth, son." " We tried giving him Ritalin, but..." " Chev?" "I sold it." "With all this energy, you've never thought about I don't know, trying out for sports?" " I like to run." " Chev, where's Dad?" "I never met the wanker." "He died before I was born." "What do you think he'd say if he saw you acting out like this?" "Don't know, sir." "If he were here now, and he asked you:" ""Why the bloody hell do you do the things you do, son?"" " What would you tell him?" " Don't know, sir." " Bored, I guess." " Bored, he guesses." " Bored?" "Bored?" " Shut up." "We're gonna take a short break now." "And when we return, we are gonna find out what makes you tick, little man." "Hey." "You okay?" "Wake up." "Wake up." "Venus?" "Ria, baby." "What happened to you?" "What are you doing out here?" "What you out here for?" "I'm looking for the man that killed my brother." "Yeah." "I have to go." "I might not come back." "Give the girls kisses and hugs from me." "I kiss and hug all the pussy." "You go kill cocksucker." "Some boyfriend you got there, Ms. Lydon." "He lied to you for six months regarding his work?" "Which I guess wouldn't be such a big deal if he wasn't a hired killer." "He made you a target for the South American mob for kidnapping, torture, or worse." "He sexually humiliated you in front of what I don't know, half of Los Angeles?" "Twice." "Twice." "And then left you there to take the rap?" "And now you can add an arrest and a police record to a list of wonderful things Mr. Chelios has brought to your life." "Help me out here, sweetheart, okay?" "Because..." "Because I'm a little bit confused." "Why the fuck do you continue to protect this asshole?" "That's a dicky question." "Besides, I don't know who you're talking about." "I mean, I'd like to see you fall out of a helicopter and live." "What?" "It looks like you made bail." " Great." "Can I have my stuff back?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "Just a..." "Just one little piece of advice." "Wake the fuck up and smell what's burning." "Fuck." "Hola, Chev." "I take it you're the greasy fucker that's been hunting me all day." "The Ferret." "Some people know me by this fucking name." "And many men have died cursing the name of El Hurón as they choked on their own blood, and the blood of their families." "Colorful geezer." "I was born with another name." "The name of my father." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Fucking hell." "And my father's father's." "We're all very sad." "And the name that I share with my two brothers Alejandro Ricardo Verona." "Oh, I can tell, while I dig, dig, dig that you had no idea that there was a third brother." "Nope." "That fact escaped me." "What I assure you of, is I would have made it a fucking hat trick." "I got a trick or three for you, cabrón." "I'm gonna make you wish that you was never a man." "If you want to kill me, you get on with it." "What's the rush, Chelios?" "I know someone who's going to love to watch this." "You." " You got the donor?" " Like you got a boner." "Hey, baby." "You always say you want to be more spontaneous." "Cowboy." "We gonna go back to my place." " Yeah." " That sounds good." "Ricardo never wanted my money, Chelios." "He was too stubborn." "Wanted to make his own way." "Now I think he likes what my money can buy." "The technology to keep his brain alive." "Not forever." "But long enough to watch you die." "Yo, Ferret." "This ain't Roots, man." "Yeah?" "Hey, cabrón." "You gotta be fucking kidding me." "You killed my brother, motherfucker." "Prepare to die." "This way, sugar." "Confucius say, "Karma's a bitch."" "Hello, Ricky." "Why do we go on like this, Ricky?" "Hurting each other." "Water?" "Did you say water?" "H2O?" "Coming right up." "Chev Chelios." "Chev." "Chev Chelios." "Chev." "Chev." "Chev." "Chev!" "Cut the battery." "Battery's out." "Paddles." "Give me the paddles." "What's going on?" "Chevy?" "Clear!" "Fuck!" " Shit!" " No!" "God!" "No." "What the fuck is wrong with you, man?" "What the fuck?" "Jesus." "It's so hard to keep a straight face." "Sorry, Ches." "Stay on the marker!" " Let's go." " Body parts ready?" " Yes." " All right." "Here we go!" " And..." "You set there?" " Ready?" "And action, Mike!" "Andrew!" "Go!" "Go, Lance!" "Run, Lance!" "Action, Manny!" "Dropping loads all over your silly wages!" "You think these muscles are free?" "You think this cock's for free?" "No way!" "No scabs, no crabs!" "No scabs, no crabs!" "I'm gonna bang that bitch in the back!" "I'm gonna bang your prisoner!" "Dropping loads all over your prisoner!" "Look at Jason and say it." "Dropping loads all over your prisoner!" "Dropping loads all over your silly wages!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "Fuck you!" "I take it you're the faggot that's been hunting me all day?" "No." "The faggot." "The faggot." "Oh, sorry." "The Ferret." "No dough, no blow!" "No dough, no blow!" "Dicks like this don't come for free!" "Lips like this don't come for free." "That's what I meant to say." "I meant lips like this don't come for free." "All right, keep going." "Oh, a horse." "What?" "I never had it that way before." " Let us kiss for a second." " Okay." "Yeah." "And here we go." "And action!" "Water." "Fuck, you need a few mints." " Holy shit." " Unbelievable." " Yeah." " Holy shit." "Fuck." "That was fucking awesome." " Let's cradle the balls on that." " Good job, buddy." " I'm sure we got it." " You good?" " Yeah." " Good job, brother." " You okay?" " Yeah." "Fuck, that was hot." "{{{ the end }}}"