"Translation by CaT" "Synchronization by Method" "Brought to you by Devil's Lair devils-lair.org" "What'll it be?" "Stawberry sundae." "Sir..." "This is a bar." "It ain't a place for brats like you." "Oh?" "For a bar, I seem to smell more blood than alcohol." "Well, whatever." "At any rate, I heard an interesting rumor." "They say there's a stinky bar around here full of thugs." "Apparently they'd take your lives over your money." "Funny, don't you think?" "Not really." "Royal straight flush, huh." "Haven't you heard those cards shorten your life?" "Everyone, let's PARTEY!" "Not bad." "Royal straight flush." "Next time you reopen the store, at least leave me a strawberry sundae?" "Bingo." "Yeah, the usual." "The raw clam and garlic potato mix special." "It's urgent." "What?" "The bill?" "Don't worry about details." "I'll pay you everything soon." "Yeah." "No olives, and I want a size L. Don't you forget." "You listening, Dante?" "Are YOU listening?" "I said I'm studying." "I may be a handyman but no way I'm looking after brats." "Brat?" "Sorry, missy." "How bout I give you ten years before I go out on a date with you?" "I'll reject you in ten seconds." "Besides, I prefer younger boys." "Well, just listen Dante." "She may be a brat, oops, my apologies." "She's not any girl." "She's Patty Lowell, a Cinderella who'll inherit the Lowell family's property." "Pretty shabby for a Cinderella, if you ask me." "That's because she's lived her life in a downtown orphanage." "I see." "A Cinderella who's lost her spell." "Just the opposite actually." "The head of the Lowell family passed away recently." "And from his will it was revealed that he has a love-child." "And that's Patty." "That's right." "In other words, it's only after then will her spell be ready." "In that case, how about I hire you as my servant?" "Right." "Well, in short, the client wants you to escort her to the Lowell mansion by 18:00 tomorrow." "That's it?" "That's it." "No thanks." "My pizza should be arriving soon." "Your pizza's not coming." "I told Andy not to bring you any more pizzas till you pay off all your bills." "Bastard." "What right do you" "Tsk." "Not again?" "If you win, I'll pay all your bills." "If you lose..." "Fine, I get it." "Heads!" "You stink at gambling." "Shush!" "Dante." "You forgot this." "Don't you have a live concert?" "Concert?" "See ya, I'm counting on you." "I'll come to your concert next time." "After all, no one else comes, right?" "Thanks, but my show's adults only." "So the lady in the photo, she's coming, isn't she?" "Photo?" "Well... at any rate, you should get a new car." "This one has totally no mood at all!" "It's dirty, it's smelly and it's all worn." "Listen okay?" "The important thing to a girl about a car," "Is not the destination but the journey itself." "Dante the girl's life... is MINE!" "Hey, are you listening?" "What are you doing?" "What's going on?" "!" "That was dangerous!" "What're you gonna do if I died?" "!" "Can't you do something, bro?" "Aren't you a lawyer?" "There's nothing I can do." "That letter clearly states that if Patty Lowell does indeed exist, all the inheritance will go to her." "No shit!" "Relax, brother." "If that letter's genuine, Patty Lowell will arrive at this mansion tomorrow at 6pm." "That's precisely why I'm worried!" "It'll be exactly one week by 6pm tomorrow!" ""All inheritance will be passed on to Patty Lowell upon the confirmation of her existence within a week from my death."" "Who would think such an earnest man would have a love-child..." "I'm surprised you can make that face." "Is it a boy?" "It's my mom!" "She's way prettier than your girlfriend, I tell you!" "But I don't remember anything." "My mom, I heard from the head that she died of illness when I was a baby." "That's why I don't recall anything about my mom, nothing at all." "All I have is this photo." "Oh, what a pretty lady." "Is that your mother?" "You look very pretty yourself." "Is this seat available?" "Dude, the whole place's empty." "Please." "Thank you." "I hope it isn't any trouble." "It's no trouble, but I can't guarantee your life." "What do you mean by that!" "I don't get it." "What could happen to anyone just by sitting beside m" "What did I tell you?" "He's dead." "Mom..." "Mommy..." "Pummeled to death, huh." "Don't tell me you..." "This way!" "What the..." "Hey you!" "Tell me what happened." "All right, how bout this." "This train was in the tunnel for about ten seconds." "In that time, the passengers were only those three, the girl and myself." "Oh, this corpse too." "That totals to six people." "First, the old man... nah, can't be him." "The couple over there were having fun in the dark." "And the kid's as you see." "So you" "Huh uh." "There's one more person." "Or should I say, demon?" "Who killed that man?" "Who knows?" "A demon." "He was killed by a demon wasn't he?" "Am I being targeted by demons too?" "Dante!" "We're leaving." "Checkmate!" "Gah!" "Not again!" "You've always been soft since you were young." "That's why Jenny ran away from you." "That was because you" "It is your fault, you were hasty." "You really like that picture, don't you?" "Yes I do." "For some reason I feel calm when I look at it." "That's right." "I'll take the family's gallery when we split up our inheritance." "I'll take cash." "Hey hey, it's not even" "I know." "It's only just in case..." "Just in case." "Even demons..." "Welcome..." "I'll take the cheapest room." "Doesn't matter if it's shady." "We'll be leaving first thing in the morning." "One adult and one kid." "She's not a kid, she's a little missy." "What are you doing?" "Let's go sleep already." "Mom..." "Huh?" "Mom..." "Mister!" "Yes...?" "What is it...?" "This lady, where can I see her?" "Hey hey, your mom died." "Let's go." "Damn, this place chills." "You should sleep soon." "We're leaving early tomorrow." "My mom, she didn't really die of illness." "She went missing." "I happened to hear the head talking about it." "He said that demons were after my mom, and so she left me at an orphanage to keep me safe." "Those wanted by demons all die." "My mom died!" "Am I gonna get killed too?" "Who knows?" "You know, I don't care about inheritance or successions." "But, if I do get some money, all I want is to buy everyone at the orphanage lots of clothes and food." "But that's not what we want." "We just want to see our mother and father, above all." "You must be laughing, right?" "No." "Everyone wants to see their parents." "Dante..." "Sorry but my adults only dream is calling." "You should go sleep too." "Okay." "Hey you, where did the girl go?" "Girl?" "The kid who checked in with me!" "Well..." "I don't know..." "Bastard, who are you?" "I know a lot about you." "Yeah?" "In that case, you should know that that's not enough to kill me." "So, where did Patty go?" "Man, I heard it's getting dangerous that there're four big bosses in the demon world fighting for power." "Who hired you?" "Who hired you to kill Patty?" "Lemme guess, the Lowell guys?" "It has to be someone who'd get upset if Patty gets the inheritance, right?" "I don't know." "I'm just an underling." "They don't tell me a thing." "Hmm..." "Mommy!" "Mommy!" "Mommy, I've missed you!" "I'm so sorry, Patty." "I'll never leave you alone again." "Mommy." "Because you're going to die this instant!" "Come here, let mommy kill you!" "Hey hey, please don't tell me you have a thing for crappy operas?" "Dante!" "I uh..." "I saw my mom!" "The finale has yet to come." "From here on it's adults only." "Miss, I'm sorry but it's time to die." "You see, they'll promise me a handsome reward if I kill you." "Scram." "Time's up." "We did it, bro!" "Now the inheritance's all ours!" "This letter was bullshit after all!" "Sir, you have a guest." "A guest?" "Thank you." "Hi." "Who might you be?" "Auw, come on." "I'm Patty Lowell." "I thought it was a kid!" "That's a fake, of course." "I considered all the possible situations I might be facing and luckily," "I quickly found a kid with the same name." "I merely made it so that you have all your attention on her." "Thanks to that I had a wonderful journey." "So, let's hurry up and finish the procedure, shall we?" "I'm afraid that won't do, Miss Patty Lowell." "As a lawyer I must consider, that you gave up your inheritance and succession as of 6pm today, even if you were just a second late." "Oh but the letter states that that'll happen a week from father's death." "Father died exactly a week ago at 6:28." "Look, I made it in time after all." "I hope my driver's license is enough for identification?" "No, it is no longer necessary." "What do you mean?" "Because there will be no confirmation of Patty Lowell's existence!" " Brother!" " Brother!" "Both of you too!" "The inheritance is all mine!" "No one else can have it!" "So you're the one." "The one who hired me to guard Patty." "Is that how you atone for your sins?" "You may have a pretty face but you're worse than that demon over there." "I wouldn't have hesitated to kill you if you were one." "At this rate I'd be pissed if I don't do something." "Time to play." "It's showtime!" "I saw it." "Your show." "Wait!" "Please wait!" "I beg you." "Please let me adopt that child." "It's the least I can do to atone." "Are you sure it's better not staying at the mansion?" "It's fine." "I received compensation." "Compensation?" "Yup." "Compensation for traumatizing and showing a little girl the world of ugly adults." "I see." "So that dress is your compensation?" "Yup!" "I also got everyone's share of clothes and food at the orphanage." "It's a total of three truckloads!" "That's good to hear." "Morrison?" "Didn't see you coming." "Yeah." "Huh?" "Hey, my strawberry sundae should be here by now." "Oh, you mean that?" "Ah!" "My strawberry sundae!" "Patty!" "Why are you here?" "!" "What... the hell happened to my room..." "It was so dirty and tasteless." "I cleaned and decorated it up for you." "No, more importantly..." "My strawberry sundae...!" "Oh, that's payment for my work." "Thanks for the treat!"