"in a free and open society." "Lyndon B. Johnson:" "All I have I would have given gladly not to be standing here today." "Kennedy:" "...opposed to secret societies." "Richard Nixon:" "But when the president does it, that means that it is not illegal." "Lyndon B. Johnson:" "The world will not be the same for our children." "Gerald Ford:" "You have not chosen me by secret ballot." "Ronald Reagan:" "We welcome change." "We believe that freedom..." "George Bush Sr.:" "I thank you for the wonderful things that you have done for America." "Bill Clinton:" "Never before has our nation enjoyed at once so much prosperity and social progress..." "George W. Bush: ...the brightest beacon for freedoms and opportunity in the world and no one will keep that light from shining." "Barack Obama took the railroad from Philadelphia to Washington today." "And it's not just the folks along the way who were cheering him on." "A "CBS News"- "New York Times" poll out this evening says 79% of Americans are optimistic about his new administration." "That's the highest level for any modern president." "Excuse me." "Do you mind if I sit here?" " All the other tables are full." " No." "Go right ahead." "I wish it was Sunday." "How do I know for sure you are who I think you are?" "Well, for one, we were just speaking in code." "And two..." "I currently have a Para Carry 9mm pointed squarely at your crotch." "I'm High Priestess." "Nice to meet you." " Well well well." " Meet Chariot." "Your new boss." "Uh, wait are all you guys" " named after Tarot cards?" " Yeah." "Dumb fucking' idea if you ask me." " It's not that bad." " Jesus." "Great." "One more goofy fuck." "That's all we need." "So you're some master thief or something, huh?" " I wouldn't say master thief" " I tried to read your file but it bored the shit out of me." ""Thomas Crown" without the pussy." "Where'd you steal that suit?" "Marshall's?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Don't even answer that question." "I got a kidney stone passing through me right now." "And I don't want to murder you on your first day." "Uh, okay." "So do I get to pick a Tarot card now?" "Mmn." "The Fool." "The Fool?" "Um, I was under the impression we could choose our own code names." " So am I replacing somebody or" " Strength." "Yeah." "Apparently wasn't strong enough." "When God created Alpha and Omega." "As of this moment you're officially hired by The Factory- an elite espionage cell ostensibly unacknowledged by the U.S. government and staffed by unofficial covert operatives." "The company was created in 1962 by the DOD and the JCS for the sole purpose of false flag operations." "In 1967 LBJ implemented the two-team system" " Alpha and Omega." " For what reason?" "To balance the power." "Let's put it this way:" "If it weren't for Omega" " Which is who?" " Us." " the middle east would be a cloud of dust right now." "Uh, isn't the middle east already kind of a cloud of dust?" " He meant literally." " What does Alpha do?" "You know, the usual." "Some president, UN official, American politician wants to talk shit about the military industrial complex, wants to stop spending $600 billion on a war with no fucking end, well, whether it be 1963 or now, they intervene." " And that's the least of it." " And what about us?" "Omega." "We try to stop them from bringing forth the apocalypse." "What's the need for any of it?" "Don't you guys just negate each other?" "Ha ha." "Sweet nothing." "The black heart of our democracy." "So does anyone oversee the two teams?" " The Devil." " The who?" "The Devil." "It's not really as ominous as it sounds." "He's a portly bastard with manicured nails, no real field experience and the sharp wit of a six-year-old autistic boy." "He's called The Devil because, you know, it's spooky." "Oh." "Company policy." "Boss is afraid one of us is going to kill him." "Though I could just as easily snap his neck as shoot him, it's all for show." "Plus it looks really cool when we unload our weapons." "Oh, come on, fucking- who works the Monday morning shift?" "Is it Neil?" "It's Neil, isn't it?" "That fucking" "I once waited here for 20 minutes." "Oh, come on, people." "Let's go!" "Open the door, fuckhead!" "Here we go." "Oh, you fucking retard, open the door." "Open the fucking door right now." "Who is that?" "Get down here." "Get down here 'cause I want to see your stupid handicapped fucking face in front of mine while I gut you like a fucking piglet." "So get the fuck down here..." "Chariot is so drunk he doesn't even know it's Tuesday." "Are you going to let him in?" "No, let him wait." "It's my favourite time of the day." "I'm going to eat your fucking heart and your brain" "I'm going to fucking rape your soul." "You have to admit, he's pretty good at those insults." "Oh, he's an asshole." "I used one the other day on my ex-wife." "What did you say to her?" "Remember when he told you that he was going to peel your skin off and dry it in the sun and use it as a condom and fuck your mother?" "You said that to your ex-wife?" "Well, I was mad." "You better watch out." "She's going to end up keeping Bobby all the time." " Should we let him in?" " I'm going to snap" " my fucking fingers, okay?" " I guess, yeah." "I hope you die of testicular cancer." "You fucking mongoloid." "Open the- oh, thank you." " Never mind." " You do this every morning?" "No, I drink as much as I do because every day is Christmas." "All right, so what happens if that door malfunctions?" "How do we get out?" "You don't." "Shut the door, bitch." "You live in a barn?" "Rude." "You want to do the introductions?" "No, my fucking feet hurt." "Great, I'll do it." "Thank you." "I'll keep talking." "If we're heading up Omega Team," "Emperor spent over 30 years in the field on active duty." "See that Cro-Magnon fuck right there?" "That's Judgement." "Deals solely with IT and Demolitions." "A real piece of work." "The rest of his energy's spent saying shit like," ""It's Judgement time, baby."" "But he can take down a 747 using only his iPhone." "Basically, he's like a black MacGyver, but without the fancy mullet." "Hey!" "Where the fuck is Alpha Team?" "Shit, man." "Something's up." "Empress walked in here and the skirt wrapped up her hips like a motherfucking ligature." "Now the last time she donned an outfit so damn libidinous was the day they whacked Benazir Bhutto." "Who's Empress?" "Who the fuck are you?" "I" " I um" "You're about as smooth as a three-month-old bikini wax." "Yeah, he is." "He's endearingly retarded." "I love you." "Ah, Alpha Team!" "Whee!" "That's Magician." "Alpha's econo-terrorist." "Let me just tell you this." "The reason the third world is still the third world is 'cause of that asshole." "CD of Alpha Team occupies my slot on the other side." "His work in Florida in 2000 really put him on the map." "Queen of Spades." "That's Tower." "Our youngest recruit, straight out of college." "No-sock-loafer-wearing Georgetown-educated-black-Republican, most likely still a virgin." "Not a fan of Osama." "Hierophant- conceived in the bowels of a mega church laboratory." "Giggly, cute, fucking nut." "Watch out." "Very dramatic." "Watch this." "That was for us." "She knows we're watching." "Nice." "All right, everybody's back from Virginia and accounted for." "Check it out." "It's all over the news." "Government authorities have no further comment about the warehouse fire that killed three civilians and an unidentified fourth man, whose name has not been released." "Apparently that's where all the Cheney death squad files are kept." "Yeah, I told you that." " No, you didn't." " Yes, I did." " When?" " Two weeks ago." "...to the adjacent parking lot." "Authorities have confirmed that the cause of the fire was an explosion that occurred because of a gas leak." "Gas leak, right." "The warehouse, dubbed a safe house by the Department of Defence, was a storage facility for government documents reaching back 50 years." "Look, Empress, we all know Project Safe House was messy." "Messy?" "You think it was messy?" "I talked to Emperor." "I talked to Chariot." "What do you want me say?" "Nothing." "You look too fucking good with your mouth closed." " Come on." " Let me tell you something, Devil." "We, I, this entire fucking office can smell pussy right where pussy sits." "Glad to see menopause hasn't affected your mood." "Yeah, and I don't have to worry about getting pregnant anymore, either." "Yeah, what?" "Oh, wow!" "Look at you." "You vixen." "What are you, entering a slut contest?" "Why don't you find a nice little bathroom stall to go fuck yourself in?" "All right, all right, language, please." " Is this the new addition to Omega?" " Yeah." "Wow!" "What was wrong with the redhead?" "She was nice." "She was tall, stately, affable." "No, she was nice." "Way to welcome the new boy, asshole." "I was going to let the walls of your vagina do that." "What's that awful smell?" "Did you just shit yourself again?" " Come on, come on, come on." " I'm wearing a diaper." "Oh, Jesus Christ." "You fucking reek." "Yeah." "Oh, by the way, this 50-year-old firecracker  49." " 49-year-old firecracker right here" " Well, I am 49" " I get it, okay?" "This is the Empress." "Most notorious agent 1980s America never knew anything about." "Currently the exec of Alpha Team." "Be a gentleman." "Introduce yourself, come on." "The Fool, I'm a" "Charmed, I'm sure." "And there's the Devil." "Pleasure to meet you too, sir." "I'm sorry about the redhead." "No need to worry." "We'll get you a little wig." "Anyway, come over here." "I want to show you something." "Now this, my friend, it's a rather rare item." "It was awarded to me for a little job I did in Prague" " a couple of decades back." " You oversaw, sir- a job you oversaw." "Oversaw." "Semantics, you know, this is just semantics." "I mean, I just prefer that my accomplishments resonate in a more tangible" "Something's not right." "The Devil's acting weird, even for him." "I know." "I heard he has a thing for phone sex." "He's been calling 1-900 numbers on Uncle Sam's dime?" " No, it's someone he knows." " What?" "I accidentally overhead a call." " Carl." " I know." "I know." "I wonder who it is." "She sounds Slovakian." "So I keep that as a reminder of my 12 co-workers." "Oh, and as a little reminder of teamwork." "What are you laughing at?" "What did I just say?" " Teamwork, sir." " You see, no one questioned authority." "Hey, Carl, look." "No one questioned the decisions of management." "Each one of us did our job, because to do otherwise..." "What the hell are you doing, old man?" "Is that thing loaded?" "Oh!" "Fucking nut bag." "He is just out of his mind." "Now... it's a good thing that this baby hasn't been fired in a hundred years." "Otherwise, well, my brains would just be on the carpet." " Yes!" " Sorry to bother." "I just" "Was" "Do you find sometimes a pregnant pause" " just says it all?" " Yes, sir, the tension's palpable." "I'm hot." "Yes." "Yes." "Do you care to fill us in?" " Me and" " Temperance." "Temperance, we" " Trained together." " Right." "Oh, I love to train." " A couple of years ago." " Right, a couple of years ago." "Well, let's hope that fluorescent lighting will rekindle your romance, but we have a briefing in 30 minutes, 10:10." "Leave." " What the fuck are you doing?" " Hey!" "We'll talk." " You going to order out today?" " Did you just vomit in your mouth?" "Man, Temperance is hot to trot, my man." "She's built like a fucking thoroughbred." "Uhh!" "Body is a well-oiled machine." "I want the details, dude, all the fucking details." "There's nothing to be said." "We dated." "We broke up." "Dude, I don't give a shit about your relationship." "I want to know what she's like in bed." "Man, what do her insides feel like?" "Tell me." "All right, look, let's just leave it, okay, all right?" " Okay." " What does she do here anyway?" "Seduction mostly." "I mean, yeah, she gathers a little Intel after the deed is done, but mostly she just fucks dudes." "All right, well, who?" " Which ones?" " Oh my God." "You ever heard of Bill Clinton?" " Oh, you're kidding." " Yeah, fucked that guy." "Vladimir Putin put it in her bum." "That's what I hear." " She fucked Putin?" " That's what I heard." "She wasn't working." "She just did that." "Okay, all right." " Ever heard of the Dalai Lama?" " Yeah." "Relax, she's fucked a lot of old dudes in the ass." " Okay, all right, all right." " Everywhere." "Mao." "Now leave it alone." " In the face." " Okay, all right, leave it." "Viola." "That's French." "Am I smaller than everyone else is?" "And there's a column in the middle." "Yeah, well, it's 'cause it's your first day." "And you're a fucking loser." "Who the hell is this guy?" "His background data file is corrupted." "I can't open it." "Call Susan in Human Resources." "Have her send some guy down with a hard copy of his file." " You call Susan." " You call her." " You call her." "You call her." " You call her." "Just be a man and call her." " I think you're afraid of her." " I think you're afraid of her too." "Well, no shit." "She freaks me out." "I'll call her." "Thank you, Neil." "I'll tell you right now, Empress is planning something." "She's been talking to Corporate." "I know that." "What does that even mean?" "I just don't trust her." "Safe House went south." "Corporate livid." "That's a big deal." "Well, Safe House wasn't our fault." "The outside hire screwed it and we're not to blame." "I say we watch her and we watch Alpha Team." "I got a bad feeling about this." "You sure that's just the DTs talking?" "I'm still drunk, so it can't be the DTs." "There you go." "You corrected me." "Excuse me, Tower." "Do you know where the meeting is today?" "You're bewilderment level is here." "It should come down to there." "Cool?" "Putin?" " What?" "What are you talking about?" " You slept with Putin?" "Really?" "Is this who you've become?" " Go to hell." " Oh, really?" " I thought I knew you." " We don't exactly work at Wal-Mart." "Deception comes with the territory and plus, what the fuck do you think you're doing here?" " What am I doing here?" " Is this your plan?" "Is this some kind of sick plot?" " No." " Huh?" "No." "Barack Obama:" "I thank President Bush for his service to our nation." "As well as the generosity..." "Oh, God damn it!" "Now the entire surveillance system has a bug." "We're going to crash." "Just reboot the system." " Are you legs broken?" " No, but come on, I'll do it." " I'll do it." "I'll be happy to do it." " Okay, well, chop-chop." "You better pray that we didn't lose anything on the hard drive." "Are you blaming this on me?" "No, I'm just saying I hope we didn't lose anything." "Well, I hope we didn't lose anything, either, Carl." "Well, good, Neil." "Then we're all in agreement." "Yeah, come in." "What do you want?" "I knew it would be you." "All right, it's half up." "Jesus, why's it so slow?" "He's good." "He's good, but that black-haired girl." "When she sang that Captain  Tennille song last night," "I was floored." "I just had to vote for her." " You vote?" " Every single fricking' time." "I love that show." "I love it too." "I like that guy Enrique." "Now Enrique, he's good." "I would have voted for him." "I would have given him a 10 if I was a judge." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Did your mother put mercury in your milk bottle?" "Baby, you keep talking to me like that," "I'm going to pound you with my gavel." "The fat part or the skinny part?" "Oh, God." "Are we waiting for something to happen here, huh, Chariot?" "Ah!" "Finger, finger, finger, finger, finger," "Where is the Devil?" "It's 10:17 already." "I'll go find him." "Be back in two shakes of a lamb's tail." "The Hermit, we're missing the Hermit." "Back online." "Oh, fuck!" "Someone crashed the system on purpose." "Does that alarm mean what I think it means?" "Project Endgame." "Fuck." "Carl, he's dead." "Well well well, and pencils too." "Nicely sharpened, not bad." "What the fuck happened here?" "This must be the work of the Hermit." " Oh, shit." " What?" "He activated Project Endgame." "Sorry, what?" "Project Endgame is The Factory's be-all, end-all contingency device." "It activates a physical and communicative lockdown before setting a timer that will vaporize this place at the end of two hours." "I guess Judgement Day is upon us." "Oh my God." "We get it." "Your name is Judgement." "Hey, you know what?" "You guys have been great." " I'm going to go drink myself to death." " Shut the fuck up, Chariot!" "Chug my cock." "Why would the bomb be on a timer when the whole place is locked down and nobody can get out?" "Doesn't make sense." "Well, the man in charge had access to some emergency exits." "That's the rumour anyways." "The timer gave him a chance to collect his things and tie up any loose ends." " Man, this is bullshit." " No movement recorded in the elevators in the last hour." "Oh my God." "That means that the killer is among us." "What about the surveillance tapes?" "There's no way to review 'em from here." "They go directly to Corporate." "Who gives a shit?" "We're going to die." "Let's all fuck!" "Well, can we disarm it?" " I would assume." " None of us has the code." " Of course." " Where would it be?" "How many fucking questions are you going to ask?" "God damn it!" "Can we just deal with the situation?" "Thank you, Temperance." "We've all seen far worse than this." "Back to the conference room." "Today's staff meeting means something a little different." "Do you think we're safe?" "Yes, we're safe." "We're safe." "We're not down there." "I'm glad we're up here." "Sorry, assholes." "Priority one is a top to bottom sweep of this facility." "We're looking for hollow walls, secret doorways, tunnels and-or elevators." "Secondly, we need to find Hermit." "He knew this place better than anyone." "I'm sure he had an escape route." "Who's the Hermit?" "Hermit used to do assassinations until he got diabetes." "Fat fuck." "He's a good agent, though." "Sounds like one of the only people you respect." "No, I'm just afraid of him." "I'm going to find that little gummy ass bitch, and when I do," "I'm going to blow his ass up." "Good to hear your enthusiasm, Judgement." "I say we pair up, one Alpha, one Omega." "I agree." "We each pair up with our mirror agent on the opposing team." "Keep an eye on each other." "Alpha and Omega are working together on this one." "Keep in mind the Hermit is an incredibly skilled agent." "If you need a weapon, you can commandeer anything you can find in and around the office." "The most powerful weapon is the human soul on fire." "Oh my God." "Motherfucker, did you just quote Nietzsche?" "Finally!" "We've been calling you for 10 minutes." " Calm down, calm down." " They activated Project Endgame." "Buck up." "I was on a phone call." " What do you mean "buck up"?" " Shut up!" "My God, you two." "There's the file on the new recruit, aka the Fool." "He's nobody." "What happened?" "You couldn't get into the mainframe?" "No, it wouldn't let us." "That is so odd." "Let me try my security code." " Did you reboot?" " Of course." "Hmm." "Hmm." "Look at that." "Very clever." "What do you mean?" "Secret Service changes the security codes today at noon." "Now it doesn't matter." "They'll all burn in a flood of napalm." "Poor psychopaths." "This is about Safe House." "It was Devil's operation." "He fucked up." "He's fucked up before." "The Factory's never been squeamish about civilian casualties." "However, Corporate has never been fond of loose ends, and Safe House had plenty of those." "You know, before you opened your mouth," "I actually entertained the possibility of fucking you one last time." "It was that fleeting, huh?" "I know." "It's unfortunate, right?" " It's too bad." " Yeah." "Hey, you remember that night in London when it was raining?" "You were wearing those high heels." "We were walking down the cobblestone streets and a fog rolled in and we ducked down that alley?" "One of us didn't finish." "Yeah, you didn't finish." "I think it was" "You killed the Devil, didn't you?" "Oh!" " Ew!" "Ew!" " Oh!" " Oh." " Oh my God!" "Jesus Christ, I know they hate each other, but what the fuck?" "Let me ask you a question." "5'3"." "99 and a quarter pounds." "Skin like a porcelain mug full of lactate." "Nipples... size of a baby's fingernails." "What's the question?" "You be the judge." "Can I ask you a question?" "I'm nine and a half." "Uncut." "Ew!" "No!" "I was going to ask if, like, you believe in heaven and hell, and all that stuff." "Okay, I'm going to check these files." "You check these bookshelves." "Look for any clues as to what the phrase may be." "Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward." "Where the answer is no, programs will end." "And those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account and do our business in the light of day because only then can we restore the vital trust between a people and their government." "Can you believe this?" "70 years of government fuckups all in one room." "I bet you half of these are from the past eight years." "I don't see why we have to stand by and watch a country befall to Communism due to the irresponsibility of its people." "Do you ever wonder if you've chosen the right profession?" "Right." "I mean, I feel like I have some pretty serious skills." "I'm highly organized." "I'm motivated." "I'm attractive." "I am." "I could be running News Corp right now." "Or I could be a chef." "Or a sous chef." "You know, instead, I kill people for a living, and you know, I don't know." "I feel like I might have made a bad career choice." "You know what I mean?" "Tower?" "It's a hollow area." "You hear that?" "No, my ears are shot." "I'm going right through the wall." "Let me see that leg." "Oh, God!" "Oh my God." "Oh my God." " Oh my God." " Oh my God." "What is happening?" "Judgement," "I kind of sort of have to confess something to you." "The real reason that I asked you about heaven and all that stuff is because I totally knew this time was coming." "And really makes me upset that you haven't accepted Christ as your lord and savior." "Because I think you're, like, really sweet and I just don't want to think of you melting in Satan's lake of fire for all eternity." "I mean, that's just fucking depressing, you know?" "So, like, do you want to take these last couple of seconds to accept Christ as your lord and savior?" "What?" "I can't..." "I can't..." "What?" "I can't..." "I can't believe I once applied for his job." "What?" "Five years ago, I applied to join Omega." "Were you too crazy?" "No, not crazy enough." "On the third interview, they make you kill a puppy." "You mean all those people killed puppies?" "{CONTIAUE GIGGLING}" "I couldn't do it." "I could kill a cat." "Tower." "Tower." "You know, I was just thinking." "Remember that time we drove down to Bethany Beach and you wouldn't get on the Ferris wheel?" "I kept begging you and begging you to where you started to scream so loudly that those cops showed up on those little scooters." "You remember that?" "What are you, getting all sentimental?" "No." "No, I was just thinking about it." "That's all." "I guess I was thinking that you're a lot more confident then you used to be." "Well, maybe I am." "That's a gun?" "You have a gun?" "Firing pin, cartridge, primer, end cap." "Bang bang, cowboy." "It's very funny." "You've grown up too, you know?" "You lost that stupid grin of yours." "Maybe that's because I'm looking at you right now thinking about in an hour, none of this will matter." "Yeah, and if you knew for sure that there was no escape, how would you spend that last hour?" " Honestly?" " Honestly." "Bang." "You're dead." "That's hilarious." "Hey, just out of curiosity, what happened to you?" "I mean, when I first got here, you were the shit." "I wanted to be you." "Now, you know, you're like" "I don't know." "You're borderline homeless." "You're a fucking deadbeat." "Yeah, well, look on the bright side." "My poetry's really coming along." "Oh, okay, so everything is just a joke for you, right?" "Does that make you feel better?" "No." "No, it doesn't." "You know, Chariot, always wondered, who would win a fight between you and me?" "First, I'm going to take those fucking scissors from you." " Oh, yeah?" " Yeah." "I might throw 'em down the air duct." "I can't wait to see that." "Ahh!" "Ha." "Then I'm going to beat you to death with my bare fucking fists." "Oh!" "What's going on with the scissors?" "Where are they?" "Keep your eye on the scissors." "There they are, right there." "All right, scratch that." "Sure you don't want to concede?" "I guess you killed the Devil, huh?" " I didn't kill the Devil." " So what's this then?" "Little baby dick grew some balls?" "Just orders, man." "Just following orders." "Your subservience will be the death of you." "Hey, check this out." "Why was the Devil killed?" "Somebody had to take responsibility for Safe House." " Who killed him?" " Temperance." "Aha-ha, sneaky little bitch." "Ow!" "Pussy." "Oh, no, hang on." "Wait, wait, wait." "Oh my God." "What happened?" "Tower." " Tower." " This heretic on our native soil." "Tow" "Isn't Comm. closed?" "You might need those, motherfucker." "Let's go!" "Get him!" "Get him!" "Really?" "Get the fuck off." "I'm going to find a way out of here." "Fuck." "Do you think now that I'm single, someone like Temperance would ever date me?" "Not unless you pay for it." "Listen to this." "Yes, my darling," "I want you to fuck me right now." "Oh, you are a naughty girl." " I'm going to have to spank you." " I told you." "That's the Devil having phone sex." "Yeah, but who's the woman?" "Spank me, Satan." "You look guilty." "What are you children up to?" "Just getting everything back in order." "Yeah- it was out of order, and so we're just concentrating on trying to get it back" " Back in order." " Yeah." "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Are you all right?" "You okay?" "I'm never going to see her face again." "Who?" "Who?" "Just she was always there for me." "Hierophant, who?" "Who was there?" "Penny." "Penny." "I just wanted to say goodbye to her." "Who's Penny, Hierophant?" "She had the most beautiful yellow eyes you'd ever seen." "Are you talking about a fucking cat?" "You don't listen to me." "I'm from a small town." "My life was not supposed to turn out like" "This fucking place is going to blow." "We need to find a way out of here." "Listen to me." " Listen to me!" "Listen to me!" " We've got to get the fuck out of" "Stay there." "Stay there." "Ha!" "Fuck you!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "I don't think we've met." "You think that's unworthy of a response?" "You're the Hermit?" "Okay, I see." "Oh, I see." "To think I was going to come shake your hand." "You fucker!" "Oh my God!" "Shit!" "Fuck!" "Ha." "Ew!" "She's already fucking dead!" "Are you fucking done?" "She's fucking dead!" "Are you in any way turned on by this?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" "I know." "Me, neither." "It is gross." "She's fucking dead!" " Now I'm done." " Fuck!" "Well, are you going to come out from under her or what?" "How the fuck do I know you're not going to hurt me?" "I found something." "I need your help." "Unless it's a way out of here, then fuck you." " I'm very happy here." " Well, I think maybe." "Oh, really?" "Oh, fuck." "Get the fuck off me, you psycho bitch." "How about you explain to me what the fuck is going on." "Keep your voice down." "I will not hesitate to kill you." "All right, fine, but what the fuck is going on?" "You never knew when to stop talking, did you?" " You want to get into it?" " No, I don't." "Cassie, listen to me." "Don't fucking call me that." "You have no right to call me that." "You don't know me." "You don't care about me." " Oh, come on." " Hey!" "Let me tell you something." "Every single moment that I ever spent with you is over and done and gone." "It's as if I read it in a dime store novella because honestly, it feels like it never happened." "It's just information." "Nothing more." "Do you fucking understand me?" "Yeah, but you're lying." "You want to know how I know?" "'Cause you never broke eye contact, which means you really wanted me to believe it, because if it were true," "Cassie, you wouldn't give a fuck." "Never address me by my real name again." "Because I will kill you." "You are still hot." "The fucking Hermit hasn't left the bunker since election day." "Have you thought about what happens if we don't find a way out of here?" "What happens is the bomb explodes." "Well, yeah, obviously." " Then what's your fucking question?" " I don't know." "God." "I don't know." "I can't imagine not waking up tomorrow, you know?" "I can." "All right, well, never mind." "Six dead so far." " Three from each team." " Jesus." "No, don't, she's on our team!" "Drop the fucking weapon!" "Shut the fuck up!" " She's on our fucking side." " The fuck she is." "I'm not here to kill you." " She killed the Devil." " No, just let me explain." "You got 10 seconds before I put a memo spike in your fucking brain stem." "It's a little more complicated than 10 seconds." " You better start talking then, huh?" " Okay." "We were called in early this morning." "Corporate has spoken." "The Omega Team gets eliminated now." "Jesus Christ, this is just my luck." "On my first fucking day." "Well, there may be a reason as to why you were called in today." " Like what?" " I don't know." "I'm just saying I somehow doubt this was all just a coincidence." "So you knew?" " You knew you had to kill me?" " What?" "You fucking heard me." "When we first saw each other today, in this office, did you or did you not already know that you had to kill me?" "Who cares?" "I didn't kill you." "Answer the fucking question, Cassie." " Cassie." "Your name's Cassie?" " Shut up, Chariot." "I need to know." "Did they give you a photo?" " Did you really want to know?" " Yes, I need" "Yes!" "I knew I was going to kill you." "I saw your picture, and I knew I was going to kill you." "Let me go!" "Fuck." "That's some heavy shit, huh?" "Honeymoon's over." "What about the bomb, huh?" "I didn't see that coming." "Oh, good work." "I basically signed my own death warrant when I decided to hack up Hierophant, so do you think you can take that as an apology of sorts and move on?" " Okay." " Okay." "Interested in this?" "Okay." "44 minutes." "44 minutes, 39 seconds, 38,37, 36- is this helping?" " Shut up - 35." "Fool is "Eric Allen Gaines, born in New York, November 3,1976, of British parents, dual citizenship in the U.K. "" "Hmm." "I thought he was hiding an accent." "You can tell." "Dual citizenship?" "The Factory would never hire somebody with dual citizenship." "Well, they'd never do a lot of things they're doing today." "I am not going to get into the vent." "Someone went in there." " Probably Hermit." " God damn it!" "If there's an exit or a way out, he found it." "Find it!" " Fuck!" " Go ahead, go ahead." "Now I'm going to walk across the hall, and I'm going to do a body count." "Hey, listen, why don't we just go find a fucking way out of here?" "Everybody's going to die anyway." "Oh my God." "Did your mother take a shit in your frontal lobe?" " If Omega survives," " What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" "and we get out, Corporate will kill us by nightfall." "Get in the vent." " Go, disappear." " What's the time?" "What time?" "You have 38 fucking minutes." " Great, thank you so much." " Be gone, you're still not gone." "I can't believe you're not fucking gone." " God damn it." " Now you're gone." "You are so fucking gone." "Hey!" "What the fuck's going on?" "What the fuck was that?" " Letters to numbers." "Letters to numbers." " What?" ""Heaven." "Heaven, Heaven."" "Heaven equals 8-5-1-22-5" " Shh!" " 5 and 14." "Temperance, go make a sweep of the main floor." "Find out where that noise came from." " Go, now!" "Come on!" " Jesus." "Kids." "No respect for authority." "I was in Beirut, motherfucker." ""Never Hints"- you think this might be the de-activation code?" "I don't know." "My life's a wreck." "So tired of this job." "So tired." "My name is Tony." "I'm from Reading, Pennsylvania." "Was my high school valedictorian." "I'm an Eagle Scout." "And now how am I supposed to have a relationship?" "Supposed to be anonymous." "Nice to meet you." "I'm the Chariot." "That's why I go to strip clubs." "And I don't care if die today." " It's okay." " Don't you fucking touch me, Fool." "Don't you fucking" "And I'm back." "Temperance, my angel." "Where have you been?" "It's getting closer." "You want me to enter the code?" " You sure it correlates the numbers?" " Shut up." " What happens if it blows?" " Shut up!" "What the fuck do you want me to do?" " Do you want me to enter the code" " Enter the fucking code." " Okay, but what if it's wrong?" " Enter the code." " What if it's wrong?" " Shut the fuck up." " Okay, fuck." " Hey, give me that can." "Give me that can, right there." "Right there." "Never hints." "Never hints." "It's the same type font as the safe." ""Heaven," "Never hints."" "Heaven never hints." "Heaven never hints makes sense, right?" "'Cause he's the Devil." "heaven never hints." "Fuck it." "I'm just going to do it." "It's not my fault." "It's my first fucking day." "They're all dead." " Really?" " Mm-hmm." "Would you mind telling me where the bodies are?" "What the fuck was that?" "Was that you?" "The fucking code" "What is that?" " There's the Magician." " Where?" "In an air vent, over the bullpen." "Do you smell that?" "Hey, we need to go now." "What the fuck is going on?" "Fool still alive?" "As far as we can tell." "Has anyone been in the Devil's safe?" "I don't know." "It's hard to see what's going on in there." "It's too dark." "Show me everything that's gone on in the Devil's office in the last 20 minutes." "Okay." "Temperance?" "Temperance, baby." " Temperance, where are you?" " Let's go, let's go, let's go." "Rumour has it Empress fucked Dick Cheney at a Halliburton retreat back in 1996." " Ew!" " Stop saying "Ew!"" "Hell is everything beyond these walls." "I think she's suffering from post-menopausal madness." "You can put on makeup, but you can't hide crazy." "Where the answer is yes, we intend to move forward..." "All of the data's being destroyed." "There's nothing else we can do." "Those of us who manage the public's dollars will be held to account." "I don't care what you say." "You can fire me if you want to." "I'm having a drink." "It's in a big black toolbox." "Got it." "Whoa-ho-ho-hey!" "Look what daddy found, kids." "Got it." "Everybody relax." "Come on, just focus." "All right." "Oh my God." "I missed you." "So we're right here." " Right, the storeroom." " Hey, what's this door right here?" "Right here in the cooler, you ever see that door?" " I don't know." " This leads to the door." "Yeah, well, where does it lead?" "I don't know." "Doesn't say." " Is that an exit?" " No." "What the fuck was that?" "What was that?" " Hey, guys, you hear that?" " I didn't hear anything." " No, there's something there." " What?" "No one's in here." "They would have to come through that door." " Just get your shit together and go!" " There's something over there!" "There's something, man." "Where the fuck did he go?" "Screw it." "Come on, let's go." " How much time do we have?" " About 19 minutes." " Come on, let's go, Chariot." " I'm going to really fuck him for that." "We must- and dust ourselves off and begin again." "Mmm!" "What the fuck you looking at?" "These photographs I found in the Devil's safe." " Jesus!" " It's fucking Safe House, the reason we're in this godforsaken mess." " Well, what's Safe House?" " It's a mission that got fucked because of an outside hire." "Guy tripped the wires cracking a safe." "Long story short, my best man's dead." "Only solace is they chased his ass down a city street at 4:00 in the morning." "Shot him two inches above his fucking heart." "Hmm." "Fucker's lucky I started drinking again." "What?" "Nothing." "Come on." " Wait!" " Fuck!" "You got to be fucking kidding me." "Get the fuck off!" "You're the outside hire?" "You?" "You're the reason we're in this fucking mess right now?" "And that's why today was your first day because they wanted" " No, Chariot, let him go!" " No!" "No no no, he fucked our mission!" "Not me, not Omega, not the Devil, bullshit!" "Bullshit!" "You did it on purpose." " You set it up." " The fuck I did, Chariot." "It was supposed to be a simple crack job." " Will you just fucking drop it!" "Who cares?" " I care!" "I fucking care." "My best fucking man died because of him." "I care." "And he fucking killed Strength." "You killed Strength." "Chariot, let him go." "Drop the weapon." " No!" " I said drop the motherfucking weapon!" " Do not sidestep your responsibility." " Three... two, one." "I'm going to fucking kill you!" " Okay!" "Fuck!" " Jesus." "Who hired you?" "Who fucking hired you?" "Oh, shit!" "Get up, let's go." "No, go on!" "He's coming." "Go!" "We got to get to the water cooler room." "There's a secret door in there." "I'll fight him off." " What the fuck are you doing?" " Just go now!" "Ha ha, bring it on, you short bearded faggot." "You know, that really hurts my feeling when you say stuff like that." "Okay, what am I looking for?" "Well, well, someone's entered the cooler room." "Are you looking for something, baby?" "I don't think so." "Shit." "What stake do you have in this?" "Oh, God, Temperance." "Does everything have to be open for discussion here?" "Why are you siding with Alpha, huh?" "I don't feel well." "I have a headache." "I feel woozy, and I've got a nervous stomach, and my I.B.S. is kicking in, and it's going to look bad in this suit." "So please, can we discuss this later?" "Later?" "What do you mean later?" "There is no later!" "Yeah, I'd rather do things without" "I'd rather do things without yelling." "What the fuck is wrong with you?" "Okay, here we go." "This is why I don't do teams." "I don't have good people skills." "I don't want- why do we have to talk?" "Why do we have to talk all the time?" "I don't have people skills!" "You think it's easy to look like a bearded tampon?" "I don't want to do this." "You keep your mouth shut." "It's always about talking!" "What are you, Sally Jessy Raphael?" "I'm sorry." "Did I give you a fright?" "Honestly, I didn't mean to." "I mean, I do understand how you might be a little jumpy in light of the circumstances." "What circumstance?" "Well, it's your first day." "You've witnessed a lot of blood." "And now you've got, like, what?" "You got 10 minutes left searching for safe haven, and now I show up with the pretty clear intention of squandering any and all hope by beating you to death with a flaming putter." "Get your chin up." "Chin up." "That's what they used to say to me at fat camp." ""Get your chin up." You know what the counsellor would say?" "He'd say, "Get your chins up."" "Get your chin up." "It's just..." "Pert Plus." "We could have been buddies." "We could have been buddies!" "Open... mouth!" "You want me to open my mouth." "Going to put some lipstick on first." " What colour is it?" " Guess." "Red." "Mnh-mnh." "Okay, what colour is it?" "The colour of your dick after this bullet goes in you." "God damn it!" "Not again." "Oh, my darling, I'm so afraid I will never live" " to see your face." " Be still, my dear Satan." "There must be a layout of your dungeon." " We can find a way out together." " No!" "There is no escaping this place." "Oh, my penis!" " Where's the exit door?" " You shot me right in the shaft!" " Where's the exit door?" " I don't know." "Don't bullshit me, Hermit." "I know you know where the exit door is." "You would have never been as cool as you were." "Where is it?" "I" " I" " I don't know." "God!" "Jesus, Temperance!" "Where's the exit door, Hermit?" "It's- it's" "It's on a button." "There's a button." "Yeah, where's the button, Hermit?" "Under the water cooler, Temperance." "You need to listen to me." "I am so not listening to you, Fool." "You have no idea how to get out of here." "So I may as well spend the next four and a half minutes staring into your dreamy blue eyes while I watch you die." "Make sense, no?" "Look, under the water cooler!" "You must trust me, Satan." "Only one of us is going to make it out of here alive." "Well, I sure hope the afterlife lives up to your standards." "Shit." "This is so distressing." "We have a connection." "You look up to me, sweetie." "Why the fuck would I look up to a vile cunt like you?" "Aghh!" "Horribly offensive thing to say to another woman." "No shit." "Shit, shit, shit." "Confess your sins to me." "Heaven never hints." "Heaven never hints." "Shit." "Come on." "I will lead us to paradise." "Okay, I've extracted the entire audio file" " that caused the shutdown." " More phone sex?" "It's a voicemail the Devil left just before he was killed." "9:46 a. m." "If you are listening to this recording, it is in all likelihood that I am dead." "Project Endgame has been executed, and Barack Obama has taken office as the 44th president of our glorious nation." "It is regrettable that the dedicated men and women of The Factory had to burn in this charade." "Hopefully, the salvation of these files will expose all our misdeeds." "to the light of day and begin the healing process towards restoring the clandestine services to their full glory." "Onward and upward we go." "And farewell, my beloved Susan." ""My beloved Susan"?" "It was you." "You were having phone sex with the Devil." "We were lovers of New Age- an age of technology and wonder, an age of sexual freedom and tolerance, an advanced middle age." "Yeah." "The intimacy of two lovers can be whispered across the soft fibrotic channels of the heart." "This is our moral reparation." "You brought the Fool here to retrieve the files before they're all destroyed." "What's on the disc, Susan?" "It's a greatest hits package." "Everything they don't want the new administration to know about." " Yes." " Susan, it's me." "Do you have the disc?" "Yes, Mom, every single one of their fuckups right here." "There's a cab waiting for you on Figueroa and a first class ticket at the airport." "Good luck." "And Godspeed." "I'm sorry, Carl." "No!" "And more united." "We cannot help but believe the old hatreds shall someday pass." "That the lines of tribes shall soon dissolve, that as the world grows smaller, our common humanity shall reveal itself and that America must play its role in ushering in a new era of peace." "No, I'm not running" "But this time I won't back down" "I'm ready for a fight now" "And I'm going to burn this whole place down" "I'm not running" "But this time I won't back down" "I'm ready for a fight now" "And I'm going to burn this whole world down" "I'm told you you'll never stop me" "But now I just stand still" "I tried to hold on to fame" "But now I need" "To kill" "No, I'm not running" "But this time I won't back down" "I'm ready for a fight now" "And I'm going to burn this whole place down..." "Hey, Corporate, how are you?" "I just wanted to say thank you for the Christmas card this year and for the bottle of wine." "So nice." "This is Emperor." "Someone initiated Project Endgame so if this line is still working, it won't be for long." "In life, I haven't been too big on personal relationships, but I do have some business to attend to." "So just a- just a quick note." "I'm going to come back from the dead." "I'm going to eat your fucking hearts." "To the widows of the many men who I murdered," "I leave my entire wine collection, one bottle of Lafitte, 1802." "Ladies, you'll just have to split that." "I'm going to find you, and I'm going to corral you together and one-by-one," "I'm going to slowly eat your hearts throughout eternity." "To my dog in Belgium," "I leave my chalet in Gdansk." "And then I'm going to haunt your families." "I'm going to haunt your families." "I'm not talking about just like a "boo!"" "I'm going to be a really fucking creepy ghost." "I'm going to be a real evil bastard." "And I can't wait actually." "I wish there was less time for the bomb to go off." "I can't wait." "Oh, someone please return all the books I checked out of the public library in Iran." "I don't want them coming after me."