"Welcome to My FM, My Music." "I am Royce Chan." "Today's weather forecast is sunny." "The highest temperature will be 23 degrees Celsius." "The lowest will be 17 degrees Celsius." "The relative humidity will be 63%." "The Royal Observatory advises citizens to be in a happy mood." "But if you are affected by the change of weather," "And causes endocrine disorders." "Or, the stop or the disorder heart beat causes sudden change." "For example, you discovered yesterday" "Was the birthday of your wife or girlfriend." "Or, it was any anniversary like marriage, dating." "Or, it was the birthday of your girlfriend's best friend." "The Royal Observatory advises you to be precautious." "Most important is to mind human security." "In order to handle the most horrible" "As well as most terrible ambush." "The government advises all citizens" "To participate in the trainings of self defense." "Therefore, we recommend the most powerful" "And most popular kung fu of the world, Wing Chun." "The weather report ends." "Dad, you are home!" "Daddy." "Understand." "Thank you, dad!" "Okay, let's go." "Come on, let's eat..." "Okay." "Master Hung, it's time for your body check." "Let's do it when we are back to USA." "Dad, what's up with you?" "It's peanut." "Hey, Hung, he is already eighteen." "I think it's time to bring him back." "All right, I'll follow it tomorrow." "Good!" "Dad, who are you talking about?" "A guy who is quite important to me." "But that's none of your business, let's eat." "Come on." "Beauty, want a photo copy?" "Help me to copy this too." "Do you want me to copy you, or you copy me?" "Nuts!" "Baby, it's done, do you want to dine with me?" "Come on, get it now, come on..." "Don't play." "Do you want it?" "Give me." "Get it now!" "Come and get it!" "Here... get it here..." "Come on..." "Where are you going?" "Take it back." "Boss, good morning." "Boss, your suit and your hair make a perfect match!" "Your tie is so pretty!" "You look gorgeous today!" "Follow me to my office." "Boss..." "I think you mistook me." "What you saw isn't what I mean." "What you are thinking isn't what you should have thought." "This is the case, some female colleagues rounded me up," "I don't know how to get rid of them." "You know, I have tons of work, so what can I do?" "All of a sudden..." "You don't have to come to work tomorrow." "Boss, do you want to fire me?" "You can't fire me!" "I have many women to feed, my dad has many wives." "So I have many mothers." "Take a look first..." "What?" "It's a picture." "Your mission is to find this guy." "I see!" "You almost scared me to death!" "Hey, he is handsome!" "But is a man." "Be smart, this guy is very important to Master Hung." "I see, all right..." "Pals, we are going to have a big meal!" "This is a table for six, please wait." "Pretty girl, is my table ready?" "A table for four please." "Why should I have to wait for ages?" "Please wait for a while..." "I've waited for a long time." "It will be ready soon..." "Why not take a seat first?" "Please take a seat." "Okay, be quick please." "Sure..." "I am sorry..." "Brother, what's the matter?" "Cut the crap, I have something good for you." "Really?" "Don't lie to me." "In the coming days, we don't have to pay" "For shopping, eating, and all entertainments!" "What?" "It's gorgeous!" "Okay, I'll quit my job and keep you company in the coming days!" "See you tomorrow 8 A.M. at the entrance of Subang Avenue." "I'll drive and pick you up there." "Be on time, or I'll leave without waiting." "All right... see you tomorrow at Subang Avenue." "See you there." "Bye;" "After shopping, brother said he'd drive a beautiful car here." "Yes, brother said he would stop the car at the entrance." "Look... it must be that one." "Cut the crap, let's move!" "This is the latest model, the most beautiful and speedy one!" "Brother is so nice to us." "What are we waiting for?" "Let's move!" "Kids, what are you doing?" "Why did you touch my car?" "I'd report to police, you know?" "And, I know kung fu, you know that?" "No..." "Sorry, it's a misunderstanding..." "All right, I'll spare you this time." "You'd better leave now." "Thank you..." "If you don't go, I'll go." "What?" "Did we go a wrong place..." "So, where is brother?" "What's up with you?" "This is my car." "Get in..." "All right..." "Hurry up!" "Move to the back......" "Who is this guy?" "Why Master Hung is so anxious to look for him?" "He looks hansome!" "Let me take a look." "He is handsome!" "How I know?" "I don't care what he is." "Anyway, for any cost initiated from this trip," "All will be paid by the company." "I don't care whether he is his adulterine child or not." "No matter what, I must spend a wonderful trip this time." "But he is really a handsome guy, he looks like Tian Liang." "But I think he looks like Wang Guang Liang." "Honey, look at Wing." "He plays great Wing Chun Fist." "Of course, we've tried our very best to teach him that." "Time flies, Wing is already 18 now." "Yes, time really flies." "I still remember what his dad said before his death." "A fortune teller said" "Wing would encounter big danger when he is 18." "Don't worry, Wing learns great kung fu from us." "He would always have good luck." "I do hope so." "Cut the crap, ask Wing home for dinner please." "Wing, come home for dinner!" "Okay, I'll be right back." "Uncle Chun, Auntie Chun." "Your favourite." "Thank you." "It's time for dinner, why do you still eat biscuit?" "That's right, stop eating that." "Let's eat." "Let's eat first." "All right." "What is this place?" "Why are you kids here?" "Uncle, we are looking for a street." "Do you know where "Damn Street" is?" "Are you blind?" "You all have eyes." "Can't you see the sign?" ""Darn Street"" "But how come the sign is placed next to the stone?" "Damn." "Uncle, we would like to look for a guy named Wing." "Do you know him..." "Uncle, maybe I can give you some idea." "Let me describe his look to you, he is like..." "He has narrow forehead, he doesn't look rich at all." "He seems to be lustful, he has esotropia, one leg is longer." "And, his butt upturned." "You don't look rich and you have narrow forehead." "You have uneven legs and esotropia," "Look lustful and your butt upturned." "What do you mean?" "Don't do like that, White." "Maybe I don't express myself right." "Let me describe his look once again." "Actually, he looks smart." "He has charming eyes." "Many people like him." "Everyone wants to hug him." "He is very young, he is named Wing." "Why do you come for him?" "I..." "I am asked by someone to look for him." "So, you are sent by Master Hung, aren't you?" "That's right." "This is fate." "Follow me then." "Wait, where are you taking me to?" "Any problem?" "No." "So, come with me." "Fatty, the car is out of petrol." "Take the car with you for some petrol." "Make it a full tank." "Hurry up." "Here I am..." "It's me again?" "Wow, it looks like an old house from the outside, but in there, it is like a show room." "Wonderful!" "Is that true?" "There is microwave oven, fridge, washing machine," "Air-conditioner and range hood." "Also, there is an electric coffin and a cosmetology fridge." "This fits you!" "Take a seat." "I am going to get Wing here." "Thank you, uncle." "Honey, bring some tea for our guests please." "We can find all kinds of electric appliance here, do they run whole-sale business?" "It looks great!" "This is something new!" "Come on..." "Have some tea please..." "This electric cooker is the latest model and expensive." "It's cooking tea now." "Those are gifts from my friend." "We don't find them useful." "Make them decorations for environmental protection, you know?" "Decorations?" "This is Wing that you are looking for." "Hi, how are you?" "Are you Wing?" "Yes!" "You are..." "Wu Hao Ming (Don't Ask)." "Don't ask?" "No..." "My name is Hao Ming, surname is Wu." "I see, Wu Hao Ming, how are you..." "How are you..." "This is my friend, he is White." "But I think he is black, still call White?" "No, it's my name, White." "How about this one?" "Wu Qing Chu (Don't know)." "What?" "I think they don't know each other." "Then are they liars?" "No, I am his sister, my name is Wu Qing Chu." "Is that clear?" "Why do you come to me?" "We are sent by Master Hung." "We came here to take you back to meet Master Hung." "Who is Master Hung?" "Wing, you must goto visit him." "If you see him, many things will be explained accordingly." "I am not going." "Listen to Uncle Chun." "Just do it." "Okay, when shall we leave?" "It's late now, why not set out tomorrow morning?" "Guys, let me take you for a tour." "Okay?" "All right, sure..." "Come on..." "What's up?" "What's happened?" "I am always prepared to pay for what I did." "I think I can't make it this time." "My son Wing is what worries me most." "Chun, I beg you to give me a hand." "Please raise my son for me." "A fortune teller once told me, my son will face a big trouble when he is 18." "If he skips the danger," "He will be rich and famous." "Chun." "Yes?" "I leave my son to you." "Remember what I said?" "Wing is going to miss us." "He has grown up now." "By the way, he's stayed with us for a long time." "Nuts, it's time for us to do something now." "What are you doing here?" "Yes?" "I can't sleep." "I haven't left this place since I was born." "I am going to miss Uncle and Auntie Chun." "By the way, why can't you sleep?" "This place is quiet and remote, I am bored." "I don't know what I can do to kill time." "Wing, let's go for fun!" "What entertainment is found in this place?" "Well..." "Yes!" "What is it?" "Where is it?" "Come on, tell us now." "It's fun and it's delicious." "Bravo... where should we go..." "Let's get frogs in the field." "Come on, we are urban people, you asked us to catch frogs?" "Wing, I think you don't know what place is fun." "Let me take you out for fun then." "Really?" "Of course!" "Isn't it fun?" "It's fun, come on..." "Hurry up!" "Go." "Go..." "Hurry up!" "What place is it?" "It's a nice place of this town." "It's too noisy, I don't want to stay here." "Come back." "Wing, there is nothing good to see here." "We have much good stuff next door." "Sister, take him to next door." "But remember, be careful!" "All right." "Go." "All right, go and take a look." "That place is fun!" "Yes.." "This is beautiful..." "What's up?" "So pretty." "You are sissy!" "I don't mind you being sissy, but don't make me look like a gay." "It would stop me from courting girls here." "Okay, you'd better go that way, go..." "Go that way, go..." "What's up?" "Fatty." "Do you like it?" "Yes.." "Don't worry, I am with you." "Let me fix her for you." "Mary, please close your eyes first." "I am going to give you a surprise." "All right." "Look, surprise!" "Isn't it pretty?" "Do you like it?" "Like it?" "The necklace is pretty." "But, I don't like you." "Why?" "I spent much time and effort to pick this for you." "I am so nice and caring." "Why don't you consider me as your boyfriend?" "Qing chu, I am here." "Mary, long time no see, where have you been?" "I toured around after graduation," "I just returned lately." "Is he your boyfriend?" "Of course not." "My name is Alan, may I know your name?" "My name is Wing." "Hello, Wing, my name is Mary." "Hi, how are you doing?" "Have a chat first." "May I be excused?" "She is Mary." "Brother, that is the guy you want." "What's up with you?" "Why do you eat biscuit here?" "I'm just loving it." "Kid, come on, don't be that cocky!" "What's up..." "I think something has happened!" "Who are you?" "Don't Ask." "Don't ask?" "Are you looking for trouble?" "Don't ask?" "Do you want to play tricks with us?" "What's the matter..." "Are they your friends?" "Since your friends have come, why not have a competition?" "What do you want to race?" "Come on... what do you want to race?" "For "nothing"." "Nothing?" "So you lost, I have nothing with me." "You can't compete with me." "Are you crazy?" "I'm saying dancing." "I see, dancing." "But you are not qualified to dance with me." "Dance with my kids." "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "I am sorry." "It doesn't matter." "It's so noisy in there." "Yes, I don't like that place." "Could you chat with me for a while?" "Sure." "Let's sit Let's sit down.." "It looks fierce!" "What'd we do?" "Right at this moment, I can't figure out any idea." "You go ahead." "Oh my God..." "This really is a mess." "No this, the biggest problem is Wing disappears!" "That's really a problem!" "Get him now!" "Where do you want to go?" "Let's go for Wing." "You search that way with Fatty," "I will go that way!" "Go!" "Do you like eating biscuits?" "You have been eating biscuit, huh?" "I like eating this biscuit." "I can eat biscuit and forget rice." "What?" "You give up rice for biscuit?" "You are cute." "And you look handsome." "It's okay." "It's born in this way." "What do you think about me?" "You look pretty." "Thank you." "Pal, can you give me that?" "Can you borrow me that?" "No." "I can give you biscuit." "No way." "How about this?" "Sure!" "Thank you." "Are you going to play violin for me?" "What is this?" "Violin." "I See, I just like I see, I just like this," "They are there..." "because it looks stylish." "Wing..." "Stop chatting now." "Time's up, Uncle Chun and Auntie Chun are waiting." "Let's go back..." "Go back." "Go..." "How about Mary?" "Ask her to dive into the river!" "Where are you going?" "Wah, I can't get the doctor for you." "I don't need a doctor now. need a doctor now." "They are useless to me." "How about asking a girl to have fun with me before my death." "What?" "You still want that before death?" "So, what kind of girl do you need?" "Chinese and Philippines?" "Give me a local one who can speak Cantonese." "Okay, I will try my best." "Pao.." "I'd like to tell you a secret." "Secret?" "I did a tattoo on my son's butt." "It is a miniatured map for a big treasure!" "Really?" "Yes, you help me to raise my son up." "When he is 18, his butt will be big enough." "So you can see a big map, then you'll get rich by getting the treasure." "Really?" "Yes.." "Wah..." "I am dead..." "Is that true?" "Dead!" "Is that true?" "I am dead!" "I want to piss now!" "Fatty, don't go!" "There is no electricity supply, no air conditioner" "But mosquitoes." "We just can't stay a night like this. can't stay a night like this." "Specially you, you are fat, the mosquitoes like you most." "What can we do then?" "The only way is to get electricity." "How?" "Yes." "I don't know how." "Imagine you are a wire." "When the lightning comes later, you just cry out loud." "Stand properly." "Okay, almost there." "Look, you guys have an ambiguous smile." "Tell me!" "Nothing..." "What are you doing?" "We are trying to get electricity." "Can you make it?" "Hold me lightning rod, raise in high." "How can I tell there is electricity in the house?" "Then the house will get electricity." "Even it can lead lightning into the house, what's the use?" "So I can turn on the air-conditioner for a good sleep." "But there is electricity in our place." "The TV is On, the light is On." "Why didn't you tell us?" "You didn't ask!" "But you lighted the Oil lamp:" "How can I tell there is electricity in the house?" "We haven't changed anything in this place for decades." "I can tell every inch of this place even my eyes are closed." "You've driven me mad!" "me mad!" "So, let's turn on the air-conditioner for sleep." "I am leaving now." "There is electricity, but no air-conditioner." "Uncle Chun, enjoy your chat." "Wing, without us, you'd always be careful." "I know." "Hung is our friend, but that's not your home." "You'd behave when you are at his place." "Don't worry." "All right, it's time to go now." "Uncle Chun, Auntie Chun." "You'd take good care of yourself when I am not with you." "All right, we don't need you to worry about." "All right..." "Go..." "Get into the car now..." "I am going to miss you." "Get in." "Bye..." "Put the luggage properly please." "Hurry up..." "Put the luggage properly please." "Hurry up!" "Go..." "Bye." "Take care guys!" "Take Care." "Sit properly!" "Wing..." "Are you going to miss them?" "Wing..." "He is calling you." "What's the matter?" "Are you going to miss them?" "Yes, but..." "Come on!" "As I think..." "He is sick of "Long term residence in the mountain"." "Brother...'..." "What sickness is it?" "I don't know, you'd better ask him." "That's bullcrap!" "Just for fun." "Be frank." "I really miss Uncle and Auntie Chun." "I haven't left them since i was born." "But when I left them," "I didn't notice that they're missing me." "You're so emotional." "I'd better pay attention to drive, enjoy the view then." "Some people are rushing to us." "They don't look friendly, what do you want?" "Okay, let's show them something." "You..." "Don't...." "Don't do that!" "Stop screaming!" "Stop screaming, okay?" "Look ahead!" "What's happened?" "Everyone gets down!" "How are you?" "What are you doing?" "They are thieves!" "Robbery?" "Let me take care of them." "10, I want to fight with 10." "Boss, he said he wanted to fight with 10." "I don't know whether he is obsessed with Ip Man or not." "But we have 7 people only, should we go ahead?" "We must fight even we just have 7." "Get lost." "Copied!" "Do you want to fight with 10?" "Yes, fight with 10!" "10..." "You are something!" "Again!" "10!" "Listen." "10!" "This one will make you Suffer like hell!" "Go!" "The two who sit in front come down." "Come down..." "Get out!" "Okay..." "Get out!" "Don't push!" "Don't touch me!" "I've got money, but I just have this much." "And a piece of tissue." "Just some change?" "I don't need this." "Don't waste it." "Hi!" "him." "Hold ii." "Let me do it!" "Great!" "One against 7!" "Of course, he is our student!" "Are you okay?" "Wing, you are great!" "Get in!" "Close the door!" "By the way, Wing, you're so powerful!" "I haven't noticed or heard that before!" "We are so lucky to be with you." "That's right, how come you are not hurt?" "Who taught you Wing Chun?" "Uncle and Auntie Chun did." "No wonder you are that powerful!" "You are not hurt at all." "LOOK at me!" "What's up with you?" "I am hungry after the fight, I want to eat something." "You fight?" "You were beaten instead!" "Yes, how come the one being beaten feels hungry?" "Stop teasing please." "Let's go to eat something." "I really feel hungry after watching the fight." "It's great." "Don't turn your head." "You were seriously hurt, all right..." "I drive faster so that we can eat something earlier." "I wanna show you my driving skill!" "No!" ""There is a restaurant"" "There is a restaurant, the food there is great!" "This restaurant is special." "Let's go..." "Do you smell anything strange about this place?" "Those guys look familiar." "I suggest to leave as soon as possible." "Don't move!" "Have you enjoyed enough punches?" "Don't do anything stupid," "Don't move before the enemy moves." "You claimed that you're powerful, you'd better move first." "That's right, Long-hair, what a coincidence." "You have no right to call Long-hair." "You go ahead!" "Shut up!" "I always watch movies." "So I learnt about your rules." "We have an hour's time." "True hero." "My school of kung fu is..." "Nuts!" "Nuts, the table is not stable, why did you jump on it?" "Over there." "Are you all right?" "You are mess." "Are you all right..." "Are you okay?" "Let me handle it." "Kid, what are you laughing?" "Is your dream over?" "Who are you?" "Don't Ask." "Don't ask?" "Damn it!" "Are you okay?" "Yeah..." "What's up?" "Loser!" "Let me handle it." "Please." "Watch Out!" "Are you fighting or dancing?" "He took my advantage!" "Boss, are you okay?" "He played tricks!" "Move now!" "Move..." "Move!" "It's time for us to show up!" "You first." "Go!" "Auntie Chun, Uncle Chun." "Hey, why don't you go?" "Are you petrified?" "Let's go." "What are you waiting for?" "Let's get out of here." "If they return, we just can't take care of you guys." "Uncle and Auntie Chun, you two are great kung fu fighters!" "Can you take me as your student?" "As I judge," "At least you need 20 years to achieve only 30% of our power." "If not for Wing, we would never have fought in front of you." "It's my fault, if I didn't hurt them," "We wouldn't have been entangled." "I worry that our enemies would find us." "Since we can't return, let's goto downtown." "We'll find a good school of kung fu for you," "So you can get practice." "Nuts, you haven't been to downtown for ages." "Do you know the place?" "Do you know any friends there?" "All right, okay." "I can seek help from a guy." "Hello." "Hello, Pao, this is Chun." "What?" "Have you forgotten?" "I am Chun, your buddy in the hometown." "Really?" "Are you here to visit me?" "I am going downtown," "I need you to introduce a good school of kung fu to me." "Where can I find one?" "You can goto Wing Chun Street, you can find anything you want there." "What street?" "Wing Chun Street." "Oh, Wing Chun Street?" "Okay." "Wing Chun Street?" "Get in..." "Come on, hurry up..." "Close the door..." ""Wing Chun Street"" "I always claim that I am great in fooling around." "But how come I have never visited this Wing Chun Street before?" "Wing Chun wasn't this popular in the past." "See that Wing Chun Boutique?" "A restaurant for desert named after Wing Chun." "That all name after Wing Chun, what is the reason?" "Wing Chun is all the go now." "I just want to goto Wing Chun toilet now." "Go... just go ahead." "We'd better look for a school of kung fu first." "Good." "I am hungry, may I eat something first?" "What a trouble." "You always want to eat..." "Let's eat later." "I just can't stand it, I am hungry." "You know he must eat once he gets hungry." "That's right." "How can he fight if he doesn't have enough energy?" "All right, let's find a restaurant then." "Well, you'd better go for eating, don't wait for us." "Old people can't eat much." "Yes, I am not hungry too, you enjoy your food." "I'd suggest to meet here one hour later." "Good..." "Uncle Chun, let me go with you." "No, you are still young." "You'd better go with Hao Ming for some fun." "Let's say goodbye now, see you later right here." "All right..." "Don't you need me to go with you?" "It's okay." "Honey, let's find some place for a rest." "This is what I am thinking." "But you go your way, I go my way." "Listen, don't visit those places which you are not supposed to go." "All right, but you have to remember," "Don't lose all your money." "All right, see you later." ""Wing Chun School of Mahjong"" "Wing Chun School of Mahjong?" "Old man is not with me, it's a good chance to play some games." "We are free now!" "Since the seniors left us behind," "We have no reason of not enjoying ourselves." "But how?" "Before having fun, could we eat something first?" "All right..." "So, what'd we eat?" "Why not eat sushi or noodles?" "Hey, there are Wing Chun spring rolls." "That's right..." "And there are packed drinks named after Wing Chun." "Come on..." "Aren't you here to learn Wing Chun?" "But we should eat first to gain enough energy." "Let's go..." "Let's talk about it later." ""Wing Chun Sauna"" "There are so many pretty girls inside." "After a long time of bored life with my wife," "It's time for me to fool around." "Since the old man isn't around," "I'd fancy some games of mahjong." "Mahjong makes me so happy!" "Play for 2 round first." "Beauty, this way." "Not enough players here." "No hurry, please wait." "Lady boss, come and play with us." "Coming..." "Let me get some tea first." "Another fool is here, how should I swindle her money this time?" "Wow, what a scene!" "Where is my tea?" "Sorry, I failed." "Why is the table triangle?" "Where are the chairs?" "This is the famous Wing Chun style." "What are the rules?" "You can call them." "Flower and words are 2 folds, dragon, three of a kind, 8 and a half pairs." "Girl, I am well experienced in playing mahjong, you know?" "Auntie, when I ran this business," "I bet you were still a housewife staying home to cook food." "Cut the crap." "Let's start." "Good, it's already started." "Come on!" "Why are there no massage girls found?" "Welcome to the Wing Chun Sauna." "He speaks English, I don't understand." "Sir, never mind." "I don't know." "You don't understand me, I understand you," "Because sometimes I don't understand myself." "But I understand you." "I also understand you want to go..." "Massage?" "Massage..." "Yes!" "Massage." "Over there..." "Where?" "Over there..." "Over there?" "Okay..." "Boss, this is the massage place, massage, yes." "Can you now take off your shirt, your clothes." "Take off clothes." "Yes... take off clothes..." "I help you..." "I help you." "Enjoy." "Relax, enjoy..." "Why it is so quiet?" "Play me some music please, music..." "My light kiss makes me miss you till now." "Hey, the sound is so sweet," "A light kiss." "she must be a pretty woman." "A light kiss." "Jerk, the massage is really nice." "Your deep love makes me miss you till now." "Okay, sir, massage is done." "Now is face massage, please turn around." "What kind of massage is it?" "That is the Wing Chun Massage." "Wing Chun Massage?" "Do you take me as a sand bag?" "Why are you here?" "Where is the girl who did the massage for me?" "I am the girl, and I am the man." "How come you can speak Cantonese?" "I'm a talent man, don't you believe in me?" "The moon tells my heart." "Oh my God!" "Hey, boss, pay the money please." "Do you want me to charge you more?" "No, that's enough..." "I will pay." "Thank you..." "What kind of massage is it?" "It makes me hurt!" "Wing Chun Bone-Setting and Acupuncture Clinic?" "It fits me now." ""Wing Chun Bone-Setting and Acupuncture Clinic"" ""Calculative"" "South." "I want it." "Green Dragon." "Four of a kind." "I want it too." "Four of a kind." "Three circles." "I want it." "Two Circles." "I won!" "Pay now." "Again." "You failed to kick me." "Four of a kind." "Middle red." "Eight circles." "I want it." "Four flowers." "Double." "A clown can help me win this game, huh?" "I want to quit now!" "What mahjong is it?" "You are swindling!" "Come again!" "What school of mahjong it is?" "I got my legs seriously hurt by playing mahjong!" "There is a salon." "I'd like to set my hair." "Wing Chun Chicken rice." "Yes." "It's famous!" "Come and try..." "Wing Chun Chicken rice?" "Yes!" "I don't want to eat it." "I have my biscuits." "Wing, chicken rice is nice, try some." "I eat this, I don't want to eat rice." "Last chance, go or not?" "You enjoy your food, I will be here to wait for you." "Enjoy yourselves." "I'm hungry, let's order some food to eat." "Ask someone to serve us something good." "Waiter, bring me some good food please." "What would you like to eat?" "Sir, can you smoke indoor?" "Did you see me lighting a cigarette?" "Nosy!" "What would you like to eat?" "Give me the menu please." "No menu." "So, what signature dish would you recommend?" "Wing Chun Chicken Rice." "Okay, make it 4 orders please." "Chicken rice?" "Lady boss, 4 orders of chicken rice." "Coming." "What is that?" "Chopping board, haven't you seen that before?" "What is the use of it?" "Doesn't it fit?" "Take it to make chicken soup." "All right." "Try this famous Wing Chun Chicken rice." "Chicken's butt?" "Everyone should pay RM200 each." "So expensive!" "Are you going to pay or not?" "No." "Once again, pay or not?" "No." "No?" "Look at that." "Once again, pay or not?" "No." "No?" "Do something!" "Brother, please hold it..." "You have my last one, please pay the bill..." "My grandparents are 80 and 90 respectively." "My son of three is having cancer, my man dumped me." "Why don't you pay me?" "Please pay me..." "Please..." "Please pay me..." "Please pay me the money..." "Okay..." "I will pay you money..." "Hurry up." "Don't look around." "Let's call it a day!" "Left." "Right." "Where is Wing?" "Yeah, where has he gone?" "Look at that shop!" "Super Wing Chun International Invincible School." "Why isn't any people inside?" "Are you swatting flies?" "No, we are swatting mosquitoes." "Hi!" "Sir, were you beaten?" "Your face swells." "Sir..." "I see something running out." "Really?" "No!" "Sir, shall we sit down and chat?" "Hey, where has the beauty gone?" "Stop swatting mosquitoes, where is the girl I just saw?" "No." "No girl is around." "Hey, why is there no one around?" "Here I am." "Are you here for doctor?" "Give me your hand to feel your pulse." "Please Wait." "What is this?" "You're seriously hurt." "This is Wing Chun Herbal Wine." "Really?" "So I want to have a try." "What's this?" "I feel dizzy." "Sir, thank you for RM1,000." "What?" "RM1,000?" "Yes, RM1,000." "All right, mars okay." "The sum is correct, let us take you out." "Why isn't anyone there?" "Is the shop closed?" "You... come and serve me." "Madam, do you want a hair cut?" "Of course, if not, why should I come?" "Let me serve you, take a seat." "What's up?" "I'd like to comb your hair." "Miss, as stipulated by our government," "We use nano elements." "It can clean your hair completely." "With the digital day cream, it is anti UV and moisturizing." "Including EQ whitening essence," "It makes your hair black and smooth." "It smells good." "Take a seat and make a deal." "On the chair, and you'll dead." "Fixed!" "Who are you?" "Hi, man!" "Who are you guys?" "Why do you come to my shop and mess it up?" "Who are you?" "Me?" "I am the boss and the hair stylist of this salon." "Who are you guys?" "I don't know, I don't know them." "We Came to have haircut." "After our hair cut, she came in and wanted a cut," "So I did it for her." "I don't care, you mess this place up, pay me my loss." "This is nothing to do with my wife and me." "You ask her, she is the lady boss." "Honey, let's go." "So, you pay me my loss." "Do you think you still ask for money with this look?" "All right, I will pay you money, I can afford that." "Welcome!" "It is like a night club." "It's like an entertainment show." "I want to learn Wing Chun." "Bravo!" "Pretty women!" "Brother, please don't do that." "Welcome, what can I help you?" "You look funny!" "Why don't your lips move when you speak?" "She is a ventriloquist!" "I am talking to you, what can I help you?" "Hey, it is a girl." "Yes!" "What can I help you?" "I want to learn Wing Chun Fist." "Sure, no problem!" "Boss!" "Boss?" "Boss..." "Boss, how are you..." "Boss, nice to meet you." "Welcome to the Super Wing Chun International Invincible School." "What'd you like to learn?" "We want to..." "Okay, no problem." "Let's have a chat at the office, okay?" "Please." "Let's go for a visit..." "Welcome..." "This way please, boss..." "Boss... please take a seat..." "Welcome, welcome for your visit." "Welcome." "You are all handsome and pretty." "Let me introduce our features to you." "All right..." "Our ordinary set starts from RM500." "This is Wing Chun Cotton Punch." "If the bean cube doesn't break, we won't charge, RM500 per class." "Are you kidding?" "This is for fun, right?" "Please don't say that!" "I understand, you are all demanding." "Never mind, check our Star Set, RM5,000." "This is to break an egg with Wing Chun Fist." "Punch it one after another, sure the egg will break at last." "But we are stars, we don't do that kind of stuff." "So, better break it in a glass, to play safe." "It's okay!" "Your boss is wise!" "I think I have to use my last stance!" "Look at the President Set!" "RM50,000!" "This is the lost stance." "Not many people know this stance now." "But our stance is the most traditional one." "Punch at the plane fast and sharp." "Punch any planes that you see." "From slow to fast, and keep on punching plane." "It's like making movie, it's cool!" "Pretty, beautiful, wonderful!" "This fits me." "But it costs RM50,000." "By the way, RM50,000 per class is quite expensive." "Boss, this is worth!" "Let me show you the real class." "All right!" "I have been long waiting." "It's good to have a real look." "Welcome to our Wing Chun School." "It's really big:" "Our branch is the smallest one among all." "Come on, let me show you around." "This is big!" "I think there must be many great masters inside!" "For your safety, let me go in and take a look." "Don't worry, I won't shout if anything happens." "This is our ordinary class, it is worth RM500." "Really?" "Mr. Nel Yip?" "Wow, wonderful!" "You, come out." "What's your name?" "Stephy.." "I don't know English, do you have any Chinese name?" "Lui Suk Bun." "Lui what?" "Lui Suk Bun." "Stephy?" "I see, why are you here?" "I want to learn Wing Chun." "Show me your hand." "To learn Wing Chun, your fingers must be straight." "And the thumb, it must point at south east then north east, near east." "And this one should go to north south to south, near west." "Got it?" "All the students follow me." "I will count one two three, get it ready." "1,2,3." "It's like a wiper." "This is not wiper, this is Chi Sau (sticky hand)." "Didn't you see the hands stick together?" "Yes, they are." "That's right." "May I Learn something more complicated?" "Look at my suit!" "This beautiful suit with embroidered dragon is worth RM500." "That's right." "Do you want to learn something more complicated?" "Come on." "Go that way, RM5,000." "And the other students get ready, again." "If I didn't guess it wrong," "The stance which the master used is a stance lost for ages." "It is called "Perfunctory Hand"." "Master Nel Yip has been busy, he is tired, so his teaching is a bit perfunctory." "Never mind, if you don't like that," "I have another course for super stars, it's of higher level." "Don't lie to me." "Of course not." "Please follow me." "Hold On..." "Don't tell me that you're that star." "Really?" "Do you think I have the potential to be a star?" "Stop fooling around." "Come on..." "let's go." "Watch the hand, pull the neck." "Boss, forget what you've seen." "I am sure you will be satisfied with this course," "Course for Superstars." "It is worth RM5000!" "Tie the hand, stab the eyes, pull the hands, finished." "It's your tum." "Hold it for me please." "All right." "Take a rest." "Fight with me." "Look at me." "Take me as the camera, give me a pose." "All right." "This is darn!" "Why?" "You're the star, you are not the double." "This pose will block your face." "So, what should I do?" "Have you watched the film "Ip Man"?" "Yes." "Master Ip posed like this." "Yes, you're right." "Sure, master didn't want people to hit his face," "So he blocked his face." "But how did Zi Dan pose?" "Zi Dan posed like this." "He placed his hands low, why?" "So that people will notice his face," "This is what a star should do." "Have you watched the film "Chen Zhen"?" "Yes, I did." "Did you notice Zi Dan pose like this?" "Like this..." "Why did he pose like this?" "This is not for fighting," "This is for posing, telling others that," "Don't move out of the screen..." "Keep seeing the face... got it?" "I got that." "Got that?" "Girl, help him to pose once more." "She is filming you," "Try hard not to let the camera leave your face." "Come on." "Up." "Down." "Left." "Right." "Back." "Below..." "Bravo!" "You are really great!" "You can be promoted!" "Girl, take him to pay the school fee, he's been promoted." "Go..." "Boss, you've got it, haven't you?" "Although I haven't explained much," "If you take the course and Learn something," "I believe that, if you keep Learning for months, you can be a very great master," "Or, you can become a new martial arts superstar." "I think you'd better think of a name." "Don't Ask..." "Don't Ask." "My name!" "Boss, now you have become very powerful!" "And, I noticed that you're very demanding of yourself." "So this course for superstar doesn't fit you." "You know, a man should pay full attention to build his career." "And, must try his very best." "So, I would like to introduce you, the top and most deluxe course." "Please follow me." "This is our president course." "Obama?" "Fist." "Hold On..." "I'd like to get his autograph." "Wait, the president has something to announce." "If you know Wing Chun, that will be no more war, the world peace." "World peace?" "Yeah!" "What did he say?" "President said, welcome to listen to My FM 101.8." "There are wonderful programmes, famous DJ, great songs." "All can be found in this channel." "You can voice out any happy or unhappy things." "Voice out, and the world will be peaceful." "So, may I have the autograph?" "Wait..." "He would like to take your photograph." "Okay, but I want to know his name" "And where does he come from?" "The president said, if you want an autograph on the picture," "Press one." "If you want more autographs for your brothers, sisters" "And family, press four." "I want autograph and picture, then print on the shirt." "No problem." "But pay first." "Good bye." "Please go on." "Thank you very much." "You know, you can not only be a star, you can be the future president." "Boss, do you need to communicate with your friends?" "No doubt I am the one who makes the decision." "All right, let's go out and ram." "All right..." "So, you have seen how well developed this school is." "Even lp Man's relatives learn Wing Chun in our school." "May I know which class you'd like to go?" "You beggars!" "Aren't you beggar?" "Come on!" "Good... this school is very good." "But I need to consider it carefully, next time, maybe next time." "Okay, no problem, each will pay RM200." "Why RM200?" "Pay for visit only?" "This states clearly." "Visiting fee, RM200 each." "Do you think we are fools, we are not that stupid!" "That's right." "You mean... okay, no problem." "Work now." "Pay now!" "What'd we do..." "Don't scream, don't cry!" "Pay now." "Hurry up... pay now!" "Why are you there?" "come out!" "Wing is over there, come on..." "Go, go now!" "Wing, where have you been?" "I went to buy biscuit." "You know how poor we were?" "We almost lost our lives." "We were surrounded by girls, I was almost dead!" "Are you okay?" "I am still alive." "Where are Auntie and Uncle Chun?" "Here I am." "Auntie Chun, you look wider!" "Avatar is all the go now." "Don't tell me the one next to you is Uncle Chun." "That's right." "Uncle Chun, why do you look like grapes?" "Don't talk, let's eat something." "How about meat bone tea?" "Great." "Look, the owner of this shop is illiterate." "He spells the word "Bone" wrong." "Cut the crap, I am hungry." "Hungry?" "Okay, let's go in." "Go in..." "Wait!" "You always murmur, what a nag!" "Don't go in," "Stand here, come on, there is another step." "Repeat what you always said one hundred times, starts." "It's dangerous in school, my brain is rotten." "I am so hungry." "Thank you." "Waiter, bring me the menu please." "Coming..." "The words are small, how can I view it?" "Never mind, I have a tool for you." "Stop reading, what you'd order is Meat Bone Tea." "You don't speak and write good Chinese." "Why did you use the word "jade" instead of "meat"?" "It is just a word, never mind it." "We haven't ordered yet, why do you bring us this one?" "Everyone comes here for this, you no need order." "What is this?" "Obviously this is a piece of bone." "It doesn't like one." "With some tea, that's right." "So, this becomes Meat Bone Tea." "You call this Meat Bone Tea?" "Still something is missing." "About this famous dish," "Of course there is meat, bone and tea." "It will be rich and in good color and smell." "Right?" "Rich and delicious..." "And there are many combinations." "Right?" "What do you mean?" "Just like win, place, double trio, treble, so and so." "If you bet in the horse race, remember to bet on horse number 8." "It will sure win." "We come for food, not for horse race." "Yes... you come for food." "We are hungry." "Be frank, any recommendation?" "Yes..." "I have Jade Bone Tea for you." "You mean this weird soup?" "Something is missing, please wait." "What did you do?" "This is jade, so I add it in the soup to make it jade bone tea." "It's ridiculous!" "This is a place full of swindlers!" "Let's go." "Don't go." "Close the gate and let the dogs come out." "They are small, how can they threaten us?" "Small dog?" "Better have a look again." "To fight with dogs?" "I haven't learnt fighting with dogs." "Let's go then." "Stay and pay!" "Okay, pay now." "That is a street of swindlers!" "Did your friend fool us?" "But why did he do so?" "Let's go and ask him." "What?" "Meeting Master Hung?" "No!" "Brother, Fatty's gone crazy," "I want to bring him to the doctor." "See you then." "How can you leave me like this?" "You're not righteous!" "Why don't you leave?" "I do want to leave!" "But I must bring wing to Master Hung safe and complete." "If not, he would kill me!" "Let's go then!" "Come on." "Uncle Chun, come on." "Auntie Chun." "Be careful." "Oh sorry." "Chun, my old friend!" "Old friend?" "Are you nuts?" "How can you treat your friend like this?" "What's the matter?" "Don't you feel shame to ask?" "The Wing Chun Street you mentioned is a street of swindlers!" "What's happened?" "I don't know, you asked me to take care of them," "I take care of them!" "Those foreigners!" "They don't know Chinese at all." "You know I am rich," "Many people come bother me everyday." "I asked him to take care of them, it means get rid of them." "I didn't make myself clear," "So he really played tricks to get rid of you." "Actually, I really asked him to take good care of you guys." "I am so sorry..." "This is a big fun!" "You really care, don't you?" "It's just a misunderstanding..." "Better make everything clear to us." "Yes, Auntie Chun, please come in and take a seat..." "Uncle Chun, Auntie Chun, be careful." "Wing?" "This is not, this is Wing." "Master Hung." "Come in and take a seat." "Kids, this is none of your business." "Go and have fun somewhere else." "Got it... enjoy yourselves..." "The old people told us to leave them alone." "What should I do?" "What's the matter?" "You're something!" "Come and have a chat with me." "I don't know you." "Come and have a chat, come on." "Pal, what makes you approach me?" "I'd like to use your super power to fix someone for me." "I don't have super power, you came to a wrong guy, man." "Stop denying." "I know your name, Da Jun, I always watch Stephen Chow's film." "My name is Da Jun." "After the mission, you'll have more than you expect." "Really?" "Take a seat... just make yourself at home." "We are a family!" "We are not a family!" "You'd better tell us the truth." "I'll deal with you about what you cheated about the Wing Chun Street." "Since you're rich, why didn't you take Wing home for a better life?" "I just couldn't take care of him when he was a child." "Same also now he's grown up and finally he's home." "You took him home, but why did you ask someone to ambush him?" "I didn't do that." "So, who would do that?" "Miss, where did you ask Zoe to go yesterday?" "Look, she has got wounds all over her body." "She is swimming to you, you'd better ask her." "Your dad said someone is very important to him," "Who is that?" "I don't care who he is," "I just don't want daddy to raise another woman behind us." "Woman?" "Are you crazy?" "I worry that daddy's adulterine child" "Would come to Share our wealth." "I am the eldest son in the family," "I won't let the jerk get a penny!" "I am your buddy, so leave it to me." "I can fix it for you." "Do you think you can handle it alone?" "Mary is my sis, let me fix it for her." "Are you okay?" "Again?" "Are you really great in kung fu?" "Be careful!" "Stop fighting!" "Young men, why do you fight?" "Wing..." "Auntie Chun." "You..." "Come on, get up." "Get up!" "Look, you're all wet!" "Get changed first, I'll be there waiting." "Come on, help Wing to get changed please." "Why should I move?" "You guys are fooling us!" "I don't want to play with you, I am leaving!" "I recognize them!" "They're the gang!" "None of my business, I just wanted to help Mary." "Jason gets involved too." "None of your business?" "I know you." "I am sure they did it." "Cut the crap, get changed first." "Hello." "Have you seen his butt?" "Hurry up, man!" "You'd give me some time to release my power." "I should at least take a deep breath and something." "Cut the crap now." "I think something is coming." "Let's stop right here." "What are you doing?" "I am sorry..." "Close the door please." "I am sorry." "Do you wanna run?" "You maniac, I wanna teach you a lesson!" "I want to quit!" "I've got a maniac." "Why do you peek at my butt?" "Speak up!" "Oh, you are gay!" "I have been watching you!" "He has paid attention to Wing's butt and his fingers moved accordingly." "Who are they?" "What happened?" "When I changed my pants, he came to peek at my butt." "Wing, I can't imagine that." "You also attract men!" "How dare you harass my boyfriend?" "Do you wanna goto hell?" "I was appointed to do so." "Who did it?" "Tell us now, otherwise... you can never leave this place." "I think this is a misunderstanding." "What?" "Anyway..." "I must dig his eyes out." "No one can peek at Wing's butt!" "Yes, we can avoid him big mouthing too." "I don't want such big game with me." "I am half blind." "And you still want to dig my eye out, don't you?" "Wait, Master Hung is the man behind." "Don't frame me!" "If I know so many kung fu masters were around," "I wouldn't have taken your money for that job." "I don't want to trade with my life." "So, where is your supernatural power?" "I don't have any supernatural power, you said I had." "What?" "What do you mean?" "I don't have super power, I just want to earn your money." "But I did see you playing supernatural power on that day." "I didn't do that." "But the girl's dress was blown up." "A car just passed by, her dress was blown up by the wind." "And I just took a glance." "Why did you always cover one eye with your hand?" "The other eye of mine is blind, so I have to cover it to view better." "To hell with you!" "Master Hung, I am sorry," "I just can't earn your money." "I can't view his butt, I've got to go now." "Hey, you..." "Pao, tell us the truth now." "Well, this is the secret" "Which is hidden deep in my heart for decades." "I must tell the truth now." "Wing is my adulterine child." "What?" "Wah, we are buddies, don't fool me please." "Give me 2 million if you are smart." "Otherwise I would tell the world your secret" "And you'll suffer for sure." "Don't be too mean to me." "If your wife knows it, she will never let you go." "Wah, please don't do that." "Wah..." "Wing, I am so sorry." "What's happened?" "But you told me that Wing is your friend's son." "I lied to you." "I knew Wing's mom, May." "We fell in love at the first sight." "Soon, we had Wing, the baby." "You know, we were young, we didn't know how to..." "We didn't know what to do after pregnancy." "I got a friend in the hometown, Wah, he said he could take care of May." "And he said he could help May give birth to the baby." "God knows that, he was a beast." "When May's ready to deliver, he even pushed her to..." "For what?" "He even pushed her to do the laundry." "How can a pregnant woman do such heavy chores?" "So, May's got poor health." "After the delivery to Wing, she dies at last." "May died because of Wah, and he even took Wing from me." "Since then, Wing and I separated." "I saw you staying with Wing next to the lake one night." "On that night, I grabbed Wing back to me hardly." "I didn't know what to do actually." "At that time, I witnessed a couple next to the river..." "Okay..." "I understand that." "Wait, but you haven't mentioned the reason why do you want to view Wing's butt?" "I want to prove Wing is my son." "May told me that my son's got a birth mark on the butt." "What?" "Son, now I build a mark on your butt." "When you grow up, never let others view your butt, got it?" "No, I can't let you view my butt." "God, why can't you let my son come back to me?" "God, if you don't help me, who can help me?" "I can help you if God doesn't help." "Don't worry," "I can get back your son, that is my grandson." "God of Fire and Cloud?" "Again..." "Yes, my mom is the master of the descendant of the God of Fire and Cloud." "Son, where is the birth mark?" "Left or right?" "Left." "No, on the right." "I got it." "It's you, get up now..." "Watch my attack!" "Why there is no map, but only a Chinese word "Ghost"?" "It's a curse!" "I want to change my pants." "Even there is a map for treasure hunting, it will go to the charity group at last." "What does that mean?" "I believe that Wing's dad knew you a mean guy." "So he tattooed the word "Ghost" on his butt," "It is to blame you for sure." "That means, I wasted money to raise him up." "And at last I am scolded "Ghost"!" "What does that mean?" "Are you kidding me?" "Serve you right." "You asked for that!" "Keep dreaming man!" "Wing, let's go." "Go!" "What a shame!" "I don't want to take a glance at you." "Wait for me!" "Daddy, I have to go with my classmate for revision." "I've got to go now, bye!" "Wing, if you get the map for treasure hunting," "What would you do?" "I have made up my mind." "If I get it, then I will donate everything to the charity group." "That's right, wing." "This is our good kid, wing:" "Having Wing with us, we'll live a happy and prosperous life." "Wing... wait for me." "So what?" "Master Hung, I lied to you." "When I was young, my dad told me" "About the map for hunting treasure." "But it's not on my butt." "Where is it?" "Little finger?" "It's right here." "If you raise me 10 more years," "When this little finger grows bigger," "Then you can view it."