"He's my spirit buddy or is he something "dirty"?" "They're everywhere surprise you anytime" "Congratulations!" "some people said when you saw it" "Others will apologize and say you're plainly unlucky" "Perhaps it's what you called the 'Ghosts'" "There are always secretive in folklores and myths" "Some call them buddies" "Some treat them as nemeses" "During the 7th month they become VIPs" "Who is hurting others for power and money?" "Who is committing sins because of greed?" "Superstitious creates illusion of enemy" "It's merely skepticism among human beings" "Scared?" "Knock the door at midnight call mummy and hide in her blanket" "Plead for blessing or pray hard" "Do the chanting if you still remember" "There are 2 children are standing outside looking at us, wanting to come in" "Who are the parents?" "Never mind" "You can't see them anyway" "I think they are the children from your family" "I don't think so, Master" "Has anyone had an abortion or a miscarriage years ago?" "Nope" "Never mind" "These children will then follow the unlucky ones" "Master" "Are they kids from next door, losing their way home?" "Will your grandchildren also go to the wrong door?" "No" "Baby spirits can be terrifying if they're not dealt with properly these baby spirits will haunt their parents for life" "What to do then, Master?" "Simple" "Perform a ritual to send them away" "Do it then, Master" "Okay, 1 for $1,000" "$1,000?" "Can it be cheaper?" "If you're tight on cash just do ritual for one while the other will stay around to follow the unlucky one" "Okay then so be it, $2,000" "What toys do you want to burn for them?" "Burn toys for them?" "This is crucial" "Show them the catalogue" "We're having a promotion" "You'll given special discount if order today" "Look at this "Transformer"" "it's the children's favourite very popular" "Is it?" "There are also "DS Lite", "Ben 10"" "PSP is the best" "There's more..." "Yours" "Yours" "Chief?" "Too little for you?" "No" "If we continue such pretentious act will we offend the spirits and have retribution?" "He's right" "I feel uncomfortable making these money too" "I have goose pimples every moment" "There's nothing to be afraid" "Let me tell you" "There's no ghost in this world it only exist to the guilt-stricken ones and the weak-hearted who'll pay us to perform the ritual" "Aren't we still cheating money?" "We're exercising Heaven's will" "These people are willing to pay us to help them feel better" "What's wrong with that?" "Chief" "What you've just said makes me feel much better now" "Okay" "Go buy some supper and some fruits too" "Recently, I've some problem" "Must be constipation" "Whenever I pass by this place it gives me the "crisps"" "Crisps?" "I mean "creeps"" "We Singaporean can never speak proper English all because of you" "No!" "What's the matter?" "I forget to buy fruits!" "I'm not buying alone" "I'm fat and tired" "Let's go together then" "What's the different?" "It's equally far and I'll still fat and tired" "What shall we do then?" "Expect a scolding from chief?" "I've an idea" "Are you with me?" "You want to give chief these oranges" "Chief said" "There're no ghost in this world" "If you don't take, those foreign workers will also take them and they're fine after eating them" "Are you sure?" "Have you heard of any foreign workers died eating oranges?" "No" "Then it's okay" "You're right, anyway It's for the chief" "I'll never touch it" "I'm so sorry, Mr. Spirit" "Our chief wants to eat these fruits please look for him if you spirits are unhappy" "His name is "Li Ah Cai"" "He's not afraid of you spirits but we respect you a lot" "Sorry" "I respect you too" "Get the oranges" "May I ask you where did you get this orange from?" "It is tasteless" "It is inedible" "How dare you give me rubbish?" "It's sugar-free" "Yes" "You'll get diabetes from eating too much sugar" "Go to hell" "If I have diabetes" "I'll flood you with my urine" "Almost forget" "Prosperity!" "Goal!" "I worship to the God of Ball" "Are you insane?" "God of Ball?" "I meant the God of Football who can help me to win" "You should pray hard not to be insane" "Nuts" "Chief" "There's a god in everything" "Worship them and you'll be blessed and prospered" "Hello?" "Congratulations to you, Sir" "You've won a prize of our company's lucky draw" "It's a pair of first class return air tickets to America for 2" "Please come collect your prize from our company" "Go to hell" "You think you can fool me with these old tricks?" "Idiots!" "Can you believe it?" "They are still trying to trick people with such calls" "Can't they be more creative?" "Chief, look at this from another angle" "If she makes 10,000 calls all she needs is 10 people to buy the idea they will be rich" "Chief" "The same goes with our everyday lottery system" "Out of the 10,000 combinations there are only 23 winning combinations" "You're right" "If a person bets from 0000 to 9999 he'll wins 23 combinations for sure" "We've going to win big!" "What is it, chief?" "From tomorrow onwards we'll make 10,000 phone calls" "From 0000 to 9999 giving each of them a combination of numbers and there'll be surely be 23 winners from all prizes" "Then we'll get a cut of 20% commission fee from every winner" "That's a brilliant idea, chief!" "What if they don't buy our idea or even deny their winnings?" "How to draw commission then?" "We'll tell them these are lucky money is from the God of Wealth then they'll pay up accordingly" "Is there a God of Wealth?" "Yes, I am the God of Wealth" "You're a God, chief!" "We're with a deity" "Where can we find 10,000 phone numbers and address?" "There's something which is used for wrapping steamed rice roll and kanchan puti" "For me" "I'll use it to "win"" "A to J for you" "K to T for you" "Who will make the call from U to Z?" "What do think?" "Congratulation" "We're calling on behalf of the God of Wealth" "Listening carefully" "Your lucky combination is 1045" "If you win please donate 20% of the winning for our foundation" "The donation will be used to build a temple for God of Wealth not for our personal use" "Thank you" "Wish you best of luck" "Win Big!" "First prize of the week 1045" "I've won again!" "I made the calls for the top 3 prizes" "Take a look" "Get lost" "What's the celebration?" "Chief, the calls for top 3 prizes are all made by me" "I'm so lucky" "It's only the top 3 prizes" "I made the calls for the rest of the combinations total of 20 prizes" "I'm luckier than you" "So great?" "Both of you make all the winning calls?" "Yes" "Did you win any prize?" "No" "What's the celebration then?" "Chief" "We may not be the winners but we've made those calls it still feels amazing" "Although I didn't win for a long time this feels good too" "Morons" "I look at it differently" "I came up with this system so I knew it all along that those 23 combinations will be my winning combinations" "I'm the ultimate winner!" "Take down the address and collect our commission fees quickly" "I'm such a genius" "Congratulation for winning the 3rd prize" "I've told you this money is from the God of Wealth" "You'll need to donate 20% of the prize money for our foundation" "I'll send you the God of Wealth's bank account number via sms" "Thank you" "Win Big!" "Let me tell you" "Lady Luck will be with you very often" "Win Big!" "This is not right!" "You didn't bet on the 2nd prize combination?" "This is God of Wealth's prize money" "You can lie to us but not to the God of Wealth also..." "Hello?" "Hello?" "He hang up on me" "What shall we do?" "Have you been in the Army before?" "Your size is out of standard anyway" "They've something called the" "Contingency Plan so is our business" "Where does the guy stays?" "She is the one refusing to pay us commission!" "No worries, I'll call her" "Are you Chen Xiaohua?" "Yes, who's that?" "Congratulation to you for winning the lottery" "Our God of Wealth never fails to deliver..." "Please donate some money for us to build temple" "I've told you, I didn't bet on the combination" "How to win if I didn't place the bet?" "This is God of Wealth's money" "If you've place the bet you can lie to us, but not to the deity" "I've told you so many times" "How to win if I didn't place the bet?" "Confirm?" "Confirm" "No worries" "Don't blame me if there're any misfortunes in the future" "So be it, bye" "Remember the target" "Her head, right?" "No, just to scare her" "Missed her head" "Your shooting must be lousy during army days" "It's not easy to miss purposely" "She'll transfer the fund to us tomorrow" "But when we have more customers this will not be feasible" "We'll seek help from the Professionals" "Professionals?" "The loansharks" "I see" "I didn't owe you any money" "I'm not the loansharks" "God of Wealth gave you your lucky money" "Why didn't you make any donation?" "Donation..." "I didn't place the bet" "Are you certain?" "I can't stop smiling" "Chief" "This is easy money" "Our business will be great" "Chief" "Your idea is brilliant" "We need to register copyright for it if not there will be copydogs" "It's Copy Cat, not Copy Dog!" "You're right" "I'll need more manpower" "Recruit 100 students with sweet voice to make the calls" "I'll run the business like an enterprise have my company listed" "Then I'll be filthy rich" "I'm a genius, indeed" "I'm the ambassador of "God of Wealth Enterprise"" "A very big congratulation to you" "Good fortune to you" "Your lucky combination is 2305" "However if you win a prize" "Please donate 20% of your prize money" "For us to build temples" "Good luck to you" "Thank you" "May you prosper all the way!" "Whoa!" "What's up?" "If we continue to make money like this" "We can afford the largest plasma TV for next year's World Cup live telecast" "Are you okay?" "If this continues" "We'll not be watching the telecast but taking a plane on first class to South Africa to watch the match LIVE" "You're right" "From 0000 to 9999" "There are 10,000 sets of combinations" "Place a bet on 1 combination and you'll stand a chance to win the prizes" "This is called the 4-Digit Lottery, 4D" "This lottery has been around in Singapore for decades" "It's a brilliant idea because anyone who bets will feel a strong sense of winning" "It's very popular among of citizens and it is also a very good business for the organisation" "That's why even our government is actively involved" "If you're interested" "I can make the arrangement for you to meet our officials" "Get back to me quickly" "Time for lunch, Chief" "Chief" "The Taiwanese are also interested?" "Not only Taiwan" "My targets also include Hong Kong" "Korea, Japan, America, England, Australia, Africa" "All the countries in the world" "Everyone will buy my lottery including the Caucasians" "I'm a genius, indeed" "Congratulation to you" "I'm here to bring you good fortune" "Please take down this combination 6-6-6-6" "Damned" "Someone is using our idea and they are telling me to place a bet on 6666" "Is it?" "If you win" "Please donate 18% of the prize money to our charity" "Go to hell!" "They're even cutting commission to compete with us!" "Yes" "I told you to register for copyright?" "Have you?" "I did" "They said need to wait for 5 years 5 years?" "I'll be starved to death" "Chief" "Want to place the bet on 6666?" "My foot" "What if it strike the lottery?" "It could be one of the 23 winning combinations" "I detest you" "I hate the 2 of you" "Bet a little then" "How much?" "$200!" "Get going, before it's too late" "Bet a little then?" "$200?" "8-9-0-1" "1-1-5-5" "Nope" "I knew it, that guy cannot be trusted" "3rd prize combination is 6-6-6 7" "Didn't I tell you, I knew it all along" "It's utter rubbish 2nd prize combination is" "6-6-6 6" "Hurray it's going to be a winfall!" "1st prize combination is 6-6-6 6" "It's a spot on" "This guy is a deity he is so spot on with his prediction!" "What did you say is a deity?" "I meant the table is dirty dirty?" "You are such an idiot!" "Our chief is the most formidable" "Cheers to our chief" "Cheers" "Congratulation" "You've won the first and second prize" "I've told you" "Please make your donation soon" "This is my idea" "You've stole my idea and you expect a commission from me?" "You're a moron!" "Come and collect the money if you dare" "You've not even pay me royalty" "You're such a loser!" "Hope you get H1 N1!" "What's wrong?" "He wants a 18% commission?" "Who cares?" "Let's toast" "You guys deserve a treat" "Tonight, you can order whatever you want" "Go ahead" "Let's drink" "Let's drink" "$800,000 notes are so heavy" "Let me help you, chief" "No need" "I can lend you a hand" "No need" "We need to be discreet, hurry up" "You're old and skinny, the money is safer with me" "No need!" "You've arthritis, Chief" "The weight is bad for your bones" "I said no need" "I'm big, I can protect the money" "No need!" "Chief" "Say no more" "Let me carry for a while" "I've never felt how heavy 800,000 is!" "No" "Chief" "Let me have it for a while" "I'm willing to break my leg for it" "Over my dead body" "I plead you" "Let's play scissor paper stone to decide..." "Say no more" "What's up?" "Who are you after?" "You've won the prize" "Why didn't you make the donation?" "So you're that H1N1 loser" "You've stole my idea" "How dare you demand a commission from me?" "Your winning combination is given by the Granny of Wealth behind me" "The prize money donation will be donated to her" "Granny?" "What Granny?" "Look at him" "Copying all our ideas" "Do you have better tricks?" "Your brain must be rusty" "She's right behind me" "Didn't you see her?" "Yes!" "And I can even see Grandpa too" "Grandpa cooking it salty..." "Granny wants it less tasty..." "Granny brings you so much fortune" "You ungrateful bastards" "You'll be knocked down by a car" "Loser, trying to frighten me?" "I'm so scare" "My limbs are trembling" "I'm peeing in my pants" "I'll cross the road now" "Let's see if the cars will knock me down" "Come, run over me!" "Come back, chief!" "Run over me!" "It's dangerous!" "Did you see that?" "I'm perfectly okay!" "Come back, chief!" "Get the cars to knock me down" "I'm invincible!" "Look up" "Run for your life!" "Chief!" "Next time" "Don't eat my oranges again" "Ghost!" "Sorry" "It's not for us" "It's for our chief" "Please look for him if you're unhappy" "His name is "Li Ah Cai"" "He's not afraid of ghost but we respect you a lot" "Sorry" "I respect you too" "Get the oranges" "It is inedible" "How dare you give me rubbish?" "Fall in" "Faster" "Move quickly!" "Take you time..." "Fantastic!" "Listen up, gentleman" "This morning's topography exercise is very important for all of you" "Take this very seriously" "If you think Singapore jungles are like playgrounds" "Think again" "All jungles are dangerous" "Understand?" "Yes, Master Sergeant!" "Remember the 4 "D"" "Don't take this lightly!" "Don't take shortcut" "Don't be lazy" "Don't be a smart alec" "Just follow the route map" "Everything will be fine" "Understand?" "Yes Warrant Officer" "Before we move out" "Anybody not feeling well?" "So weak" "I think I've to cancel today's exercise postpone to next Sunday" "Make sure you come back on Sunday" "Anybody not feeling well?" "No, Warrant Officer" "That's good!" "Anything to say, Sir" "Gentlemen, listen up" "This is very important" "Do not take shortcut for this exercise" "I repeat" "No shortcut" "Understand?" "Yes Sir" "What did I say?" "No shortcut" "Good" "Put on your helmet and your fullpack, move out" "Let's go, come on" "First detail, come forward" "Hurry up!" "Sir, can we be the last detail?" "Cut the crap, go!" "Can." "Come back next Sunday" "Report to the Master Sergeant" "Remember, no shortcut" "Detail 2, come forward, report to the Master Sergeant" "Detail 3, where are you?" "I heard that this forest is cursed" "Then?" "Many Japanese soldiers died here" "What are you afraid of?" "Ghost" "You look like a ghost yourself, and you are scared?" "Slow down, I've something to tell you" "What is it?" "My reasons for trying to take off are all valid!" "What are you trying to say?" "I've seen 5 masters" "They told me the same thing that I'm cursed with a "blood encounter" this year" "Cursed with a "Blood Encounter"?" "Don't get me into trouble, I'm your buddy" "How's your luck this year?" "Extremely good man..." "That'll do, you can save me" "But what if I'm cursed by your bad luck instead?" "No" "No?" "I must to complain to Ministry of Defence" "They'll need to consult my masters before assigning a buddy to me in future" "Right" "Stop" "See!" "I've lift your "blood encounter" curse for you!" "Thank you" "Don't move" "Blood Encounter" "Stop" "B-l-o-o-d E-n-c-o-u-n-t-e-r!" "Are you trying to get back to me?" "These mosquitoes are formidable just can't seem to hit any of them!" "I think we're lost" "Says who?" "See, we came this way, we are here!" "No, we came that way, we are here!" "No, we are there" "Don't argue with me, we are at this point" "Take that thing out" "That "thing" is called the compass" "See" "I think it's spoilt" "The compass points to this direction" "When you turn around" "It still points to the same direction" "If you turn back" "It still points to the same direction" "It's definitely spoilt" "Don't you know?" "This is how a compass work" "It always point in the same direction all the time" "Always pointing to "Nan"" "How do you know?" "Did you see a "N" on it" "N stands for "Nan" (south in Mandarin)" "What about "S"?" "S is "See" (west in Mandarin)" "What about "W"?" "W stands for..." "Woman" "There are women over there, it's dangerous" "Rubbish" "So "E" stands for elephant?" "Don't fool me, you think I don't know topography?" "... in fact I really know nothing about it!" "I used to be a military driver" "There's always someone to show me the direction" "I really know nothing about topography" "I used to be a military police" "I arrested people everyday so I don't know topography too" "I always laze around during my army days used to be 2nd sergeant, then demoted to 3rd sergeant" "Can you be worse than me?" "I went from 1st sergeant to corporal, then back to 3rd sergeant" "I was locked in detention barrack before 3 times!" "3 times?" "No big deal" "My record was 5 times" "Listen carefully" "I was locked for 40 days every time" "You win" "Let's take a look" "If we follow the instructions, we'll be here forever" "What shall we do then?" "Do you dare?" "What are you talking about?" "Short-cut" "Why do we need to prowl like this?" "We're taking the shortcut" "This tactical movement will keep us from officers' view" "This is the shortcut?" "Yes" "This is the Pan Island Expressway" "Idiot, we'll take a cab from here straight to the end point" "Go to hell!" "Pass me the map and follow me closely" "Learn from me, kiddo" "Let's see what you can do" "Why is there a tombstone in the military training camp?" "Let's go" "Is there a lucky number on it?" "Cut the crap, let's go" "She is so pretty" "Don't say "pretty"" "Ok, she is ugly" "Stop uttering rubbish" "Let's go" "What's wrong with saying "ugly" and "pretty"?" "What the matter?" "Did you smell something?" "Nope" "Take a deep breath" "Yes" "A scent of flower" "But I can't tell the name of the flower" "What is it?" "I just farted" "Go to hell!" "Childish" "I was in front of you while I farted along the way" "Didn't you smell anything?" "Is there something wrong with your "nose"?" "You're so childish" "My tummy ache, need to poo" "It's getting dark" "You want to poo in the forest?" "Can't help it, it's coming out" "If you take off your pants squat down and see a cobra, what will you do?" "I'll remain still" "If it bite your private part?" "I hit it with a stick" "It'll be too late" "What to do then?" "You take off the CO-BRA's "bra"" "Give it a tight slap and it'll fall" "Cut the crap" "An eye for an eye for playing prank on me" "Wait for me" "I want to poo too" "Did you smell something?" "I just used this trick" "Can you be more creative?" "This time is for real" "Take a deep breath" "Trying to fool me?" "Use other tricks, please" "I'm not joking" "I smell something nice" "You're a weirdo" "You couldn't sense a thing when I fart earlier on" "Now you are saying my waste smell nice to you" "Your "nose" is really not working" "Did you see that?" "I saw it" "Is it?" "Sure" "Do you dare?" "What is it?" "Ask her for lottery numbers" "Why not?" "Come on 1, 2, 3" "Run!" "Ghost!" "Help!" "What about our rifles?" "Are you nuts?" "We almost died" "Forget the rifles" "We'll be charged under the Military Law" "Let it be" "Do you have a tissue?" "What for?" "I forgot to wipe my butt" "Me too" "Don't you feel dirty?" "It can't be worse than that "thing"?" "Then say no more" "I've a request" "Please don't laugh at me" "What request?" "My hands are cold" "Can I hold your hands?" "Okay" "Buddies, hand in hand" "Buddies, poo in hands" "Give me a hand" "Will you fall in love with me?" "Go to hell" "Just joking!" "There's our rifles" "Officers said if we see the canal, we are on the wrong route" "Canal is the shortcut" "Be careful" "Look around carefully" "Don't let the officers see us" "Be careful of the canal" "This path seems much better" "Thanks to you" "Of course, I drew the Singapore map" "Yah, as if I'll believe you" "When I shout 1, 2, 3" "We'll run over to that bush" "Look out for officers" "Let's go" "This forest is divine" "I didn't know Singapore can be so beautiful" "Where is this place?" "I don't know" "But you drew the map, right?" "I've not finish drawing" "Be careful" "Look out for officers" "No more water" "It'll never be enough if you keep drinking like a cow" "Look over there!" "Miss" "Handsome" "It's tough to be a soldier" "Do you need water?" "This is a deserted forest yet someone is selling water" "Get me a bottle" "Has to be cold" "Thank you" "So cooling" "You're lost, right?" "How do you know?" "I've been selling water here for many years" "The soldiers I met were all lost while taking the shortcut" "It's always been the same" "Nothing has change" "You've an unforgettable night yesterday?" "Last night, we saw a ghost" "She had long hair, with red clothes but no face" "This is normal" "This ghost is very popular" "All the soldiers had met her while taking the shortcut" "Glad we're not the only ones who saw her" "2 dollars for a bottle" "Pay her 4 dollars" "Miss" "Do you know the shortcut to the end point?" "You're asking the right person" "But I don't think you can understand my instructions" "Don't worry, I'm a University graduate..." "I'll understand" "Is there a problem?" "Okay, listen carefully" "Go straight ahead, turn left, turn right and straight..." "Enough of it, Miss" "We'll find our way" "Thank you" "Why is the sky so dark suddenly?" "Seems like it's going to rain" "Why the sudden change of weather?" "This is a kind of rain that will last for a long time" "As it gets heavier" "The forest will soon be flooded" "Be careful" "Miss" "Is there a shelter nearby?" "Yes, my house" "What shall we do?" "Let's follow her" "Miss, wait for us" "Here we are" "This is my house" "What happened to your trees?" "The branches hit on my roof whenever it rains so I tied them up" "Come in" "This is my home" "Why are you living in such a big house?" "It's from my father" "I'm drenched" "I need to bath" "Buddy, it's good to find such a shelter" "Don't you think it is kind of strange... for a girl to live in such a deserted place?" "Nay, there are also many girls taying in the forest... at Lim Chu Kang, Woodland and Yishun" "Who're these girls?" "Prostitutes" "You're wrong" "Those prostitutes are young and pretty with gorgeous figure" "This fat one is called... a boar" "So boring" "It's a downpour" "My noodle stall can earn $500 a day yet I'm doing nothing now" "Tell Ministry of Defence you earn $50K a month and... be excused, but the tax office will come after you" "Have you ever seen a pig shower?" "No" "I've seen farmers bathe the pigs" "But have you seen a pig taking it's own bath?" "I'm curious, don't stop me" "You're a sergeant" "Sergeant has desire too" "I meant" "You're a sergeant" "You should proceed with tactical movement" "You're right, good move" "Are you for real?" "Hope you get into BIG trouble" "Ghost!" "Ghost!" "Ghost!" "I didn't peep but he did" "Sorry, I'll not do it again" "Why are the both of you running away?" "Because you're a ghost" "I'm not a ghost" "She's my twin sister" "She died months ago" "I saw your mouth spilling blood" "I was brushing my teeth and accidentally hurt my gum" "The blood is from my gum" "It happens to me too" "So you're really not a ghost?" "If you don't believe me" "Try feeling me!" "No" "So do the both of you want to follow me home?" "No" "Well" "You can either stay drenched here or go into the woods to meet with those hundreds of ghosts in there" "I'm leaving" "My leg is stuck" "My leg!" "Stuck?" "Simply lift it from the log will do" "What's happening here?" "It was stuck earlier on" "What do you think?" "There may be hundreds of ghosts in the woods" "But only 2 ghosts in the house and both are female" "I think it is safer to follow her" "Wait for us" "Come in" "You can stay outside then..." "Come in" "There's a ghost in your room" "I swear" "She has long hair and scary fingernails" "You must be seeing things" "See my gum is bleeding again, you must be seeing things" "Let's check it out..." "Come on" "No" "Come on" "No" "Are you a man or not?" "Wimps!" "She's calling you a wimp, prove her wrong" "No way" "Aren't you a medium before?" "That was an excuse for getting my day off" "But this time is for real, don't get me into trouble" "You'll check it out, I'll run What?" "You will have to follow me closely to be safe" "Sounds good?" "good" "Watch out for me Okay!" "Come and see" "No" "Come and see" "Come here" "Come here" "We've been fooled" "So timid, come on!" "What are these things for?" "They are my dad's, he was a magician" "The renowned magician in America" "David Footballfield" "He used to be my dad's student" "You mean David Copperfield?" "It was Footballfield then he only renamed himself when he became famous" "Without my dad... he'll not be the David Copperfield today" "I didn't know Singaporean are good at trumpet blowing" "I'm blowing trumpet?" "I'll be performing David Copperfield's most formidable magic stun" "The Great Escape" "Prove it to us" "It's empty?" "There are no flowers and rabbits" "Not even pigeons" "Here she comes" "Tie up" "Not me, tie him up" "Tie you up" "Nuts" "I meant tie me up" "You?" "For real?" "Just do it!" "Come on!" "Don't let me move around!" "1, 2, 3, pull!" "She's really a giant!" "Wait a minute" "Remember tie me tightly" "Will you die?" "It can be dangerous!" "This is chicken feet to me..." "So arrogant!" "Tie her tightly so she can never escape just like wrapping a dumpling" "Be careful" "You're not suppose to drop her" "Do you know how heavy she is?" "Why don't you do it?" "It is not easy!" "I get you when I'm out" "Sorry" "It's my fault" "Close the chest" "Lock it up" "For real?" "Count to 10 and I'll be out" "So arrogant" "Lock up the chest" "I have the key, she can never escape" "Are you okay, Fatso?" "Fatso!" "Hey, there is not a sound in there..." "Will she die in the chest?" "So strange" "Fatso" "Will she die in the chest?" "10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1" "Fatso!" "Aren't you inside the chest?" "I'm holding the key" "How did you escape?" "This is magic" "Look inside the chest" "Is she really that good?" "It's true" "So formidable!" "?" "!" "If I learn this magic" "I can stop frying noodle and perform on Getai" "I'll perform at Las Vegas" "And it will be at least 10K for each performance?" "What a jackpot!" "Tie me up first" "Tie me up first, okay?" "You'll get your chance, tie me up first" "I'm fed up giving in to you" "Can you give in to me instead?" "Don't be such a bully!" "Buddy, you cannot imagine how tight Master has tied me" "I'll do a better performance than you" "Nonsense" "Master has tied me much tighter" "So I can perform better than you" "Just wait and see" "Bring it on" "Master" "Teach us the Great Escape trick, quick" "Relax" "I'll teach you something better than David Footballfield's stun" "It's a new magic!" "More tricks!" "Tighter?" "Tighter, Master" "Tighter?" "A bit more" "Okay" "Did you see that?" "I want to be tighter than him, Master" "I want to perform better" "Let's see" "Tighter, Master" "A bit more" "Why are you holding the knives?" "It's part of the magic" "Are you going to kill us?" "Be careful with it" "It's dangerous" "All magic stuns are dangerous!" "Scared?" "Then forget about learning the trick" "I want to learn" "Aunt" "I've found the 2 "substitute-ghosts" for you" "Can you let me go?" "1 year later..." "Fall in" "Hurry up" "Take your own sweet time..." "Relax, relax, I've got all day..." "Want me to come hold your hands?" "Gentleman, listen up" "This morning's topography exercise is very important for all of you" "Take this very seriously" "If you think Singapore jungles are like playgrounds" "Think again" "This is your map" "Thank you, Sir!" "Check your equipments and report to the Master Sergeant!" "Remember, no shortcut" "Yes, Sir" "Who's not taking the shortcut?" "Ridiculous" "If we get caught, we'll be in deep trouble" "Have you heard of the Code of Conduct No.7" "What?" "You can do anything you want, but don't get caught" "You are only at rule No.7?" "The latest is rule No.8!" "What?" "You are not a soldier if you don't cheat!" "Say that one more time!" "?" "Wake up your idea" "Take this training very seriously, understand?" "Yes, Master Sergeant!" "Go" "There is a price to pay for every shortcut you take" "Ghost in the house" "Mother it's being a year and still no lottery blessing from you" "No starter prize no consolation prize nothing at all not even lucky draw" "Please remember to let them win some lottery" "Thank you" "Mother" "You're staying with us" "I pray to you everyday" "You must remember give us some lucky '4D' numbers not giving your grand-daughters all 'D's in examinations" "Bless us, Mother" "Come, pray to Grandma" "Mother" "You must remember 4D numbers and getting 4Ds in exams are different" "Don't mess up again" "Bless us!" "Mother" "American Lehman Brothers is such a big company now that it has folded" "You being a deity up there there is no reason you don't know if you knew, why didn't you inform me in advance?" "My friend's father tipped him off in his dream he managed to avoid heavy losses!" "But I didn't!" "I suffered a huge loss" "You must bless me" "Mother." "Are you still mad at us?" "Please don't be angry" "We've apologised and foot all your medical bills" "Look at Stella, she's so obedient now" "Stella, pray to Grandma" "Mother, please bless us all" "Mother" "Thank you for blessing us" "I'm finally pregnant" "Mother" "You blessed me with a child but did not bless me with any earnings" "How to feed my child in future, right?" "Our business is getting worse by days" "Please open your eyes and look after us" "Please give us your blessing" "Take a break" "Have a drink" "Our business is getting worse" "What shall we do?" "Market is so bad what can we do, right?" "Amid the economic downturn" "Government has launched a new scheme to help the small and medium enterprises" "Let's apply for it" "Lots of incentive for grab" "Don't be naive, 2nd Brother" "Normally you can apply but doesn't mean you'll get the approval 'apply' and 'approve' are 2 different words" "There are many conditions applied" "It's never easy getting money from the Government but it is so much easier with the private sectors" "Private Sectors?" "How?" "I've a friend who is a Datuk" "Datuk?" "Where?" "Kuala Lumpur" "He's loaded" "If he invests in our business we'll be rich" "Are you sure?" "Great!" "You've to be careful" "There're cheats everywhere" "Rest assured, Big Brother" "He wants to see me" "Here's my suggestion Next week, why don't... we, the directors of our company go meet him in Kuala Lumpur" "Great!" "We will go to places where riches are..." "Lovely!" "Mother" "This is our last chance" "You've been up there for a year you should have "friends"" "please get them to bless us too" "Otherwise your sons' future are doomed" "Please give us your blessing" "Win big!" "Since mother died we've not taking dinner together" "Too bad" "All of us are busy with our business" "Luckily, we made some profit initially but not anymore" "Too bad, no blessing from mother" "What can we do, right?" "Sometimes, I miss Mother" "Enough talking, let's eat" "Who put a chair over there?" "What is it for?" "Mother is no longer here..." "I'm not the one" "Did you girls put the chair here?" "We're not even there" "We didn't" "Maybe it appeared by itself" "Stella, mind your words in the Seventh Month" "Sorry" "Take the chair away, Hubby" "I'll do it" "She's our mother, nothing to be afraid of" "Don't be afraid" "Come sit closer more room for us" "This pig trotters taste great!" "Sister-in-law" "You've finally mastered Mother's cooking" "This taste exactly like Mother's cooking" "Congratulation" "Delicious, eat more..." "I didn't cook that dish" "Didn't you bring it here?" "Don't look at me" "Not me" "I didn't bring it too" "I bought it" "You almost scared us to death" "Dear, I bought it from the coffee shop at our place" "It tastes exactly like Mother's" "Why didn't you mention before?" "Come on, let's eat" "Why is there another chair?" "No" "The chair is here all along" "The chair was never here, ask your wife" "He's right" "See?" "!" "Big Brother" "That chair is gone!" "I remember placing the chair over there" "Why is it here?" "Is it Grandma?" "She wants to join us for dinner" "Mind your words just eat" "Tell me" "Did anyone talk nonsense at the altar earlier?" "No!" "Someone must have done it!" "Mother!" "Ong" "Have you seen my bra?" "Damned!" "I saw Mother!" "Darling!" "What's up, Dear?" "I saw Mother!" "Mother?" "Where?" "Here, she was here asking me for her bra" "I'm not kidding!" "Are you dreaming?" "Impossible!" "It's true, she was sitting over here" "Right at this spot" "I'm not lying..." "Ong" "Did you see my bra?" "The red one with Mickey Mouse prints" "I'll buy you another one" "Get it in Singapore" "I'll wait always for you" "Boss" "You're selling green tea too" "Yes" "The trend follows the dead to the underworld" "They'll still prefer their favourite drinks "down there"?" ""Down there"?" "Of course!" "How can I help you?" "Do you sell bra?" "Bra?" "You came here to buy bra?" "Are you serious?" "I've no choice" "My mother haunts me everyday asking me for her bra" "You're the first customer making such a request" "Okay" "I'll tailor-make them for you" "Good" "Give me 2 pairs of them Colour?" "Black and red" "I'll take it down" "Can you add Mickey Mouse stickers to them?" "Mickey Mouse?" "Your mother likes Mickey Mouse?" "There's nothing I can do!" "She keeps demanding Mickey Mouse on her bra..." "If you can do it, I can burn to her" "Burn Mickey Mouse?" "Cannot, copyright infringement" "You're right, this is such a pain!" "I've a suggestion" "Can you make it looks like Mickey Mouse to us, the Chinese, yet it's not the exactly the Disney's known to the west?" "You're so hilarious!" "I'll try my best" "It's settled" "I'll collect them tomorrow" "Okay" "What's her cup size?" "She's gone for a year but has never tell me before" "What shall I do?" "We play safe, give her a large cup size" "Large?" "Yes, the larger the better" "Okay" "Hui, have you eaten?" "Yes" "Darling" "Darling" "Did you ask me if I've eaten?" "Darling" "I think you're going to be insane soon you've been asking me the same question for days and will you please get the television repaired?" "It has been down for days, think the wires are loose" "I've missed my favourite drama series" "So annoying" "Look at this television" "Must be the loose wire" "Mother!" "She's inside the TV!" "No!" "Where is she?" "You are insane!" "Loose wire" "Mother is in the television!" "She's inside!" "Don't scare me" "It's not the television you're the one with loose wire" "You do the adjustment, I'll watch from here" "Look" "Look carefully" "See anything?" "This is a nice show" "What a bad Daughter-in-law" "I dreamt of Mother!" "Hui" "Have you eaten?" "What a bad Daughter-in-law" "I can't take it any longer..." "Mother sits on my bed every night" "Asking for her Mickey Mouse bra" "I can't stand it anymore" "I bought her the H-cup size Mickey Mouse bra" "But she's still not happy and continues to haunt me" "I'm worse than you" "She only haunts you at night" "But she haunts me all day" "That's bad" "I hear her words every minute" "But see nobody around me" "Now, she has a new trick" "What is it?" "She'll hide in the television and scare me" "Which channel?" "Every channel" "Keep repeating her words till my head almost cracked" "Hey, 2nd Brother, you looked very relax..." "Mother didn't harass you?" "Nope Impossible!" "Maybe she thinks that I'm filial" "You must be joking" "Tell you honestly" "If not for that packet of blood you took," "Mother would still be alive" "You're wrong" "Mother willingly volunteered to save Stella" "And" "In danger, who would you save?" "Mother or Daughter?" "I asked for your opinions, but the 2 of you... only evade my question!" "She's our only mother the one and only" "Even if she pulled the oxygen tube" "I would've plug it back" "Now then you're saying this" "Isn't it too late?" "Your daughter is not born yet" "Don't you mention my daughter" "You did it too" "Stop fighting" "It's been more than a year, for goodness sake" "But I don't understand" "Why didn't Mother look for you?" "Big Brother, how could you say such things?" "Mother must have tried haunting him but in vain" "You've moved twice in a year hiding from mother?" "That's not true!" "There's no use in hiding" "She'll find you one day" "I'm not afraid of her" "Why should I?" "She may even help me strike lottery" "Don't be so mean to your own brother!" "I'm not afraid!" "You gave me a fright!" "Don't pat on my shoulder from behind, it's the Seventh Month" "You're so timid" "Tell you something" "They've seen Mother around" "I think we are next!" "Let's go" "Are you sure?" "Hubby" "Pass me a piece of tissue paper" "Hurry, my eyes are hurting" "Hurry up" "Your tissue paper" "You gave it to me, right?" "No, I just enter the room" "Then what's in my hand?" "But I just entered the room" "Trying to scare me?" "I've wet my pants" "I'm so scared Childish!" "Says who?" "I'm not that free okay!" "Darling" "Tell me honestly" "Did you help me wash my face earlier?" "No" "Come on..." "No" "Don't lie to me, please" "No!" "Can you lie to me?" "say "yes"" "What's wrong with you?" "so I can feel better this way" "You're becoming more timid as you grow older" "I'm getting the feeling that Mother is already in here" "Why are you so afraid?" "She lived with us before" "Don't worry, just sleep" "We'll burn some incense paper for her tomorrow" "Okay" "Kiong" "Did you hear Mother calling me?" "No" "Kiong" "This time I did!" "Don't scare us, Mother" "I admit I'm not filial..." "I'll burn you some incense paper tomorrow" "Please" "Don't scare us" "Let's sleep" "Kiong" "Don't be troubled over where I sleep" "I can sleep anywhere" "You saw Mother too" "That's your wish, isn't it?" "Now that it has come true, aren't you two delighted?" "What are you talking about?" "Why would we want it to happen?" "Stop playing amnesia!" "Both of you were here last night jealous of Mother not haunting me so you cursed me" "Now she did come haunt me, are you two satisfied?" "But we went to Johor yesterday" "Exactly" "Stop denying" "If you don't believe me" "I'll show you my passport" "Yes, we were in Johor" "Stop denying" "I'm not a fool" "Are you dreaming, 2nd Brother?" "Dreaming?" "But I remembered we had a meeting here" "You are saying even our meeting here is a dream?" "and I continued to dream of Mother" "She almost scared me to death" "I also dreamt of mother" "Me too" "Both of you?" "Mother appeared in all our dreams" "What's her motive?" "Big Brother" "Did you perform the prayers correctly?" "Do you know the proper procedures?" "What are you trying to say?" "I don't need you juniors to teach me" "In fact I should've told you earlier" "I'm not Mother's only son" "Each of us should take turns monthly to offer her prayers" "I can't do it" "Her tablet doesn't suit the avant grade design of my house" "Me too" "You know that I'm busy" ""cannot"? "busy"?" "I don't care!" "We take turns to pray" "Isn't that your friend?" "Wow, looks like he's having a good time" "Hey buddy!" "Both of you wait for me over there" "So lucky of you, driving a Mercedes?" "Mine broke down." "This is my maid's "errand car"" "You must be earning a lot, what's your job?" "I don't need to work" "My mother is blessing me with such good fortune" "I keep asking her not to let me strike lottery again, but in vain" "I even won the 1st prize with unlucky numbers like 4444" "I just keep winning" "Even the bookies shun me" "Your mother is so powerful?" "Didn't you know that?" "When an elderly dies, the timing is important" "If she dies at midnight" "She takes away all the fortune and leaves nothing for the descendants" "But if the time is in the morning such as 7am" "The descendants will prosper leaving nothing for themselves" "And if she dies at noon time both parties will split the luck" "Get it?" "I doubt you do!" "So your mother died in the morning?" "It is supposed to be at midnight" "Doctors tried to revive her with injections and defibrillator shook her through the night" "She struggled all the way until day breaks... therefore blessing us with good fortune" "That's what I call a great mother" "I need to go 40K" "Let's go have some fun" "You'll be fined for illegal parking" "What's the big deal?" "I'm loaded" "Jealous of me?" "This is life!" "Our mother died at night" "She left us with nothing!" "After hearing what he said" "I realise Mother cannot bless us anymore" "So all the prayers are a waste of time" "Forget it then" "How can you say that?" "We're her sons, for goodness sake" "Big Brother, if you try too hard" "Situations may back-fire?" "Our luck may turn from bad to worse" "Now I know why Mother appeared in our dreams" "Why?" "She's trying to tell us she can't bless us anymore" "So by scaring us she hopes we'll stay away from her" "Therefore we should stop all the prayers" "Sounds logical" "What to do with the tablet?" "I know someone from a temple" "The temple is quite remote but we can house the tablet there at discount rates" "What do you think?" "I am good!" "How about you Big Brother?" "When Mother is alive, you sent her to the Old Folks Home" "Now she is dead, you are sending her to the old temple?" "Are you human?" "There's nothing we can do" "No point continuing the prayers" "My mind is made up" "Me too" "What about you?" "Big Brother, if you insist, do it... at your own risk and don't blame us for not warning you..." "Think about it" "Who is going to bring Mother to the temple?" "Mother" "Don't get the wrong idea" "We're not unfilial" "We've found a nice place for you" "It's divine" "See" "Beautiful scenery on your left and your old times buddies on your right they are all staying here with you" "They'll make you happy" "You can chat with them play games, talk about old days" "The air is very fresh butterflies" "birds and even a parrot!" "Mind your steps" "Be careful" "Slowly" "Up the stairs" "Mother here's your "mansion"" "Hello?" "Tell you something very frightening" "Come here quickly" "Hurry" "Big Brother" "Why didn't you send Mother's tablet into the temple?" "I did." "Then?" "I sent her in, but she flew back here" "Flew back here?" "Are you sure you are not day-dreaming?" "Or was it that you made a mistake?" "Why won't the 2 of you believe me?" "I sent Mother in personally" "But when I came out" "She was already inside even before I open the car door" "Don't cry" "I'm not crying" "Do you know how frighten I am?" "Don't try to be funny, Big Brother" "Tablet don't fly out on its own" "You must be joking, right?" "Are you playing a prank on us?" "Why are the 2 of you so stubborn?" "Why won't the 2 of you just believe me?" "Why do I need to lie?" "Why are you doubting me?" "Why?" "Okay." "We believe you" "I think Mother wants us to send her in together" "Here we are" "Here we come, Mother" "Alright, let's send her in together..." "He's doing all these because he's unwilling to do it alone..." "Big Brother, we need to go" "Time is running out" "I feel weird" "Can we cancel the appointment with Datuk today" "No" "Datuk is a busy man we need to make appointment 3 months in advance" "We've no other choice" "Maybe Mother will bless us success" "If we don't go, how can she bless us?" "Exactly" "What's up?" "I'm looking for Mother's flying tablet" "Don't be superstitious." "Did you actually forget..." "Here you go again" "Enough saying, let's get going" "Come on, there's a jam at the causeway" "Let me remind you don't visit Mother only on her anniversary" "You should do it every now and then" "If Mother bless us success this time" "I'll buy over the whole temple for her to stay" "Actually I don't understand Mother" "Say your friend's mother for example always blessing your friend with good luck" "But our mother?" "She is just not blessing us!" "Not only we are not winning any money in lottery" "Even our business is being left in the cold making us struggle like hell" "Exactly" "How could you say that?" "Why are you always complaining about Mother?" "She's our mother!" "We still have to respect her even if she's dead" "Okay, enough talking" "What's that noise?" "Must be those falling branches" "Drive slowly" "Our children are still young" "In fact I'm more concern than you" "I have a pregnant wife" "Just slow down" "I'm slow, only 120km/h" "Says who?" "It's 160km/h!" "The meter is faulty" "Remember 3 lives are at stake here" "Slow down, the rain is getting heavier" "I'm driving, you are such a nag" "Mother!" "Be careful, Big Brother" "It's very slippery" "Watch your steps" "I know, you be careful too" "Be careful" "Don't look back, just get out of here" "The car is going down!" "Hurry" "Don't look back, hurry up" "Did you see Mother?" "Yes, I did" "Did you see Mother?" "Yes" "Why is she trying scare us?" "and there goes our car" "Mother" "Look, 2nd Brother" "Look, Big Brother" "Let's go, be careful, Mother" "Mind your steps" "Be careful, Mother" "It's your friend again" "What happened to you?" "Down on my luck" "Didn't your mother bless you in everything?" "Yes, she blesses me in everything" "She gave me luck in lottery in Big Sweep in Toto even winning in illegal gambling" "And now she even gave me cancer" "You have cancer?" "Damned the doctor" "He said I'm okay after months of check-up" "I checked with another doctor to re-affirm the results" "And he told me I've only 3 months left to live" "I'm doomed" "So what if I'm rich" "My mother didn't bless me well" "I have decided not to offer her prayers anymore" "Heed my advice" "Nothing is more important than our health and safety" "Don't let me fall..." "If I fall, I may be left with only 1 week to live..." "Let's go, bring Mother home" "Subtitles:" "Arigon"