"[SINGING]" "NARRATOR:" "Thursday, the 26th of July." "A day like all other days." "Station Y reporting." "These are the facts." "Grenwich mean time precicely..." "Approximately... oh." "Earlier this afternoon, a group of unidentified adolescents" "Have emerged from the sea." "After careful investigation, I was" "Able to determine that they were..." "Teenagers?" "On a treasure hunt?" "Uh-huh." "Just some high school kids out there for the weekend," "I suppose." "Treasure hunting?" "On my island?" "Well, Daddy, not legally." "Jurisdiction, Junior." "What is this, a technicality?" "No." "At issue here is the fundamental dignity" "Of an individual in our society." "It's a matter of moral justice." "Whoever those teenagers are, I want" "Them driven back into the sea." "But Daddy, I don't think..." "I'm your farther, Junior." "I know best." "Now, at Work Station Y, proceed your emergency." "Use force if necessary." "How are we fixed for reinforcements?" "Can we trust our field agent to follow through on it?" "Oh yes." "Don't worry, Daddy." "He's one of your best men." "Completely reliable." "Who?" "Irving." "Irving?" "Irving." "Irving?" "Not that idiot." "Daddy, how can you say that?" "Irving has been loyal to you since the very beginning." "Yeah, I know." "If only he was a traitor." "Please, Daddy, let me." "I'll fly out to the island." "I'm sure it's just what he says it is... innocent children." "They do it all the time." "Please give me this chance to prove my faith in Irving." "All right." "I'll have a plane waiting for you at Cape Coral." "Remember, Irving has been alone on a deserted island" "For six months." "Oh, Daddy." "If only she wouldn't giggle." "Hey Junior." "What's the rush?" "Not now, Herman." "I've got to get to the island and see Irving." "Irving, that idiot." "Your only twin brother in the whole world, Herman." "How can you say such a thing about him?" "We send the [INAUDIBLE] to seal the [INAUDIBLE] formula." "What do you think happened?" "He came back with onion soup." "Without me and my methods, Junior," "Your old man would still be selling" "Football to the [INAUDIBLE] Indians." "Herman, it's an emergency." "I've got to leave." "Emergency?" "What happened?" "What is it?" "Project X, our [SPEAKING FRENCH]." "Raisins?" "Don't tell me that Irving found raisins on the island." "No." "That's French, Herman." "But it's urgent." "Well, I'm off now." "Goodbye." "Goodbye." "What's going on out there?" "Answer the phone, or I'll cut your nose off." "Herman?" "My brother Herman?" "That's right, Kid." "Herman." "It's important." "Otherwise I wouldn't call you." "Herman, gosh, it's good to hear your voice." "Say, bring me up to date." "Did Magnolia marry cousin Fenster after all?" "Fenster?" "The Siamese twin?" "Yeah." "He's the one on the left." "No." "He's still a bachelor." "But Seymour on the right, he's married again." "Poor Fenster." "Save your sympathy, kid." "You need it." "Me?" "Junior is on her way to the island." "Official business." "What happened out there?" "Did you find it?" "What's going on?" "Nothing except for the teenagers," "Who showed up this morning." "Teenagers?" "Irving, now listen carefully." "I want you to do exactly what I tell you." "First... hold on." "Advertising, sales promotion, and research, this is Gonjular." "In here, Hurley." "On the double." "Yes sir, immediately, sir." "Stand by, Irving." "Don't make a move until you hear from me." "Junior is coming." "You sent for me, sir?" "Come here, Herman." "I want you to try the new line." "Yes, sir." "Nothing." "Nothing at all, sir?" "Try the blonde." "They use the Vaseline base." "Yes, sir." "Sorry." "A little too much Vaseline, Mr. Wellington." "It has a tendency to stick." "I suggest a little [INAUDIBLE] for traction." "All right, girls." "Take your lips back to research." "Say, I've just been informed by Junior that" "Some youths have landed on the..." "Herman." "Who do you think you are, Irving?" "Just a slip, Mr. Wellington." "After all, I am not too concerned" "About the security of Project X." "Don't even say that." "We can't trust anybody, Herman, not" "Even right here in our own headquarters." "If the information that we know the island" "Should breach Camille Salamander..." "That evil woman." "Beyond evil, Herman." "That woman is un-American." "Somewhere on that island beyond the fringes of time," "Lost for centuries, there bubbling" "In bliss, the secret of the ages, waiting to be bottled." "An exclusive product brought you by Camille Salamander." "The fountain of youth, eternal youth." "Each dew drop of liquid essence will" "Be bottled in an original Salamander flask" "And guzzled by waiting world eager for the joys of puberty." "Sahid?" "Swine." "How dare you interrupt my meditation hour?" "For 1,000 [INAUDIBLE] Sahid brought this message." "Teenagers?" "Yuck." "Frankie?" "Nanette?" "[SINGING] Nanette, I've never been in love before." "Then your kisses opened up the door" "To my lost and lonely heart." "Nanette, I never walked above the crowd," "But now I'm walking on a cloud." "And you made the magic star." "From the moment you touched my hand," "My world became a wonderland." "Nanette, please tell me that you feel the same." "Oh, the very mention of your name" "Makes me thankful for the day we met, Nanette." "[SINGING] I've never been in love before." "Then your kisses opened up the door" "To my lost and lonely heart." "[SINGING] OH, Nanette." "[SINGING] I've never walked above the crowd," "But now I'm walking on a cloud." "And you made the magic star." "From the moment you touched my hand," "My world became a wonderland." "Nanette, please tell me that you feel the same." "Oh, the very mention of your name" "Makes me thankful for the day we met, Nanette." "Hey guys." "Dodo." "Fishing is great." "Want to go?" "We got all day and tomorrow to search." "Come on." "Let's get some fish." "Hey, Dodo, like why?" "I did this barren waste and blazing sun." "The wind from the sea." "And [INAUDIBLE] waves if they crash ashore." "We'll stay, baby." "Just don't foll overboard, Dodo?" "Me?" "Twinkle Toes?" "See you later." "Irving!" "Oh." "Oh, that Irving." "He hasn't changed." "Hello?" "OK." "Just a minute, please." "Telephone for Dodo." "Who could want him at this hour?" "Who's calling, please?" "His mother." "His mother?" "Just one moment, please." "What does she want?" "I don't know." "No, Mrs. Bronk." "Scuba." "Dodo came out here to scuba with us." "Every year we've had an annual weekend treasure hunt." "We're just normal, decent, healthy, clean-cut" "American kids." "Goodbye, Mrs. Bronk." "[SINGING] It seems as though a lonely" "Night is all I've ever known." "I've tried so hard to find a girl that I can call my own." "I feel just like a sailor whose ship is lost at sea." "Oh, I wonder, where is the girl for me?" "In all my dreams, I kiss her lips and whisper I love you." "But when I wake up, I could cry for dreams" "That don't come true." "She's somewhere in the big, wide world." "I'll search impatiently." "Oh, I wonder, where is the girl for me?" "In this big, wide world, I'll search impatiently." "Oh, I wonder, where is the girl for me?" "Hello." "Where did you come from?" "Me?" "Oh, I was just passing by." "Say, you wouldn't have any of those fresh worms aboard," "Would you?" "Well, I don't know how fresh they are," "But I've sure got plenty of them." "Here, come aboard my yacht and help yourself." "Really?" "Sure." "You're very sweet." "Here, let me give you a hand." "Thank you." "That's it." "Come on." "Lift up." "Lift up your tail." "Your tail?" "Oh, Irving, it's so beautiful." "At night, in the garden alone, while I was reading," "I used to think of you." "And it's orange." "And it's registered with the United States Roads Department." "Oh, Irving, the government." "Its official name is rosacious orange junior." "Oh, Irving." "I'm hurt!" "What happened?" "It's bleeding!" "It's bleeding!" "Now, don't you be brave." "You just come with me." "You need me, Irving." "If you could only realize how much." "Oh, I know Daddy hates you." "But it's our life." "And I know we could find happiness together." "Irving." "It throbs." "Like the beating of my heart." "Irving, I love you." "George Wellington Jr., I wish you" "Were like any ordinary girl." "I'm normal, Irving." "And I'm in love." "I wish you'd stop that giggle." "Sometimes, Irving, I wish you were a little bit like Herman." "He'd never let an opportunity like this get away." "In business, perhaps." "But not in love." "For over 20 years, Herman has been faithful to one woman." "Herman?" "They were childhood sweethearts in high school" "When Herman was a cheerleader and she" "Was captain of the ping pong team." "But the strangest part of the story" "Is that since then, they've never seen each other." "20 years." "240 months." "624 weeks." "312 [INAUDIBLE]." "7,665 days." "7,670 days." "Leap year." "Oh, darling." "Would you like some alcohol?" "Your tail?" "Oh, those lips." "I just couldn't break away." "Our new lipstick, fire and blue." "Fire and blue?" "Now you look great." "First time I've ever seen a whole basketball team" "In one suit." "Darling, tell me something." "Was the ground cold when you came up this morning?" "How about your eyes?" "They are so beautiful." "Where did you get those eyes?" "They came with the head." "You haven't changed a bit, have you?" "Do you really remember?" "You don't remember at all." "I don't remember?" "I remember everything." "[SINGING] When you were three you smiled," "And you frightened Dr. Spark." "At six you wore a mask because your face could stop a clock." "And all the neighbors may have seen." "They'll have you put in quarantine." "And you haven't changed a bit." "Your nose kept growing till the day it grew beyond repair." "At 10, somebody picked you as the poster girl for Care." "And even though you were so thin," "You never lost your double chin." "You haven't changed a bit." "I kissed you, and in my heart was panic." "Kissing you was just like kissing [INAUDIBLE]." "At 17, I knew it would last, that you had made the grade." "The paper said a peeping tom was pulling down your shade." "And as I look a you today, you're" "The picture of [INAUDIBLE]." "You haven't changed a bit." "You haven't changed a bit." "Oh, gee, that's sad." "This was the vow they made on graduation day" "And swore their love to secrecy." "But why, Irving, why?" "Well, Rapunzel was different from most girls." "She was tough inside, like your farther." "In a way, she wanted the ultimate." "You mean like Daddy and the fountain of youth?" "Just about." "Well, so what happened?" "She and Herman swore never to meet again" "Until they conquered the world." "The teenagers, what about them?" "That's probably a false alarm." "I'll check it out in the morning." "See, Herm?" "You see what I mean?" "We're not ready, Herm." "A girl needs security, Herman." "And if you can't provide your own true love" "After a [INAUDIBLE] [?" "Zeta?" "]." "Are you kidding?" "I've been waiting 20 years, Rapunzel.," "And I'm ready to betray Wellington." "Herman, I don't want to hurt you." "But Rapunzel, the little lass you" "Loved, the merry child, no more." "What I am, Camille Salamander." "And what I want, that fountain of eternal youth." "But physically, it may not be water." "Irving, experimented with every source of liquid on the island." "Not water?" "Not necessarily." "But it's new top secret." "And baby, I've got it all on microfilm." "Good boy, Herm." "Get me that fountain." "And then?" "Oh, come on." "No, no." "Please, Rapunzel." "Please, I beg of you." "And now, Rapunzel?" "And now?" "Bur" "Herm, lest we forget our vow." "We swore an oath." "But today, darling, the world is ours." "Now, now!" "Is it, Herm?" "Is it really?" "Oh, Rapunzel." "Please." "Not this way." "Not yet." "Now now." "Not here." "No." "When?" "Where?" "In the crystal shimmer of beaded dew," "Our blood dancing to a pagan beat," "Surging wild with the rhythm of love." "In the fountain of youth, wading in the waters of time." "Actually in the water?" "Herman, if it's good enough to drink." "Love, Irving, love makes the world go round." "This orange rose, a cross breed." "What a species." "Irving." "Irving, what's wrong with me?" "This red rose right here..." "Darling?" "Yes, Junior?" "I know you're a scientist, Irving, but I love you anyway." "[SINGING] I'd like to be a rose in your garden." "But I'm just a thorn in your side." "I'm not poison ivy, so baby, you're" "To try me I'll keep you satisfied." "I could be as shy as a violet or fresh as a daisy in May." "My friends call me Junior, but I'll be your sweet petunia," "And I'll bloom for you every day." "Take me to your greenhouse, baby." "I'd like to see your gladiolas grow." "I'd like to tip toe through your tulips," "So pucker up and let me know that I" "Can be a rose in your garden." "I'd be daffy as a daffodil." "I'll always be a clover if you just look me over," "Because that would be my greatest thrill." "Take me to your greenhouse, baby." "I'd like to see your gladiolas grow." "I'd like to tip toe through your tulips." "So pucker up and let me know that I" "Can be a rose in your garden." "I'd be daffy as a daffodil." "If you say you're mine, I'll be your clinging vine." "Because that would be my greatest thrill if I could be" "A rose in your garden." "Say I will." "It came to me in a dream, like a subconscious impulse." "I could see it right in front of me... flesh bath." "Take a memo to the art department." "I want a full media campaign layout." "Flesh bath by Wellington, with new added formula, LSD 26." "But Mr. Wellington, there's no such product in our fall line." "I'll make one." "Duplicate memo to research." "I want a flesh bath by Monday and by this afternoon." "I want the name of every man responsible for that TV" "Special we sponsored last night." "I saw it." "Fiesta on Fire Island?" "They're all fired." "For lunch, I'll have a poached egg and strawberry yogurt." "And tell Herman I want to see him immediately." "What's this?" "Retail department is short on Heavenly Skin Cream?" "We're under supplied, sir." "We can't produce enough Heavenly Skin Cream." "There's just not enough pork fat." "Contact our Iowa division." "I want those pig farms to go on a 24-hour schedule." "Now get me Herman." "Irving?" "Irving, Irving, wake up." "It's Daddy." "It's important, Daddy says." "Please, Irving, wake up." "Hurry, it's Daddy." "He's simply furious." "Daddy, sir?" "Good morning, Irving." "Good morning, sir." "To background you on my attitude this morning," "Irving, despite serious reservations" "I have regarding your virtue, I know my daughter." "And her inherit values spring from a decent hole." "Therefore, Irving, I want you to know" "That her un-chaperoned overnight visits with you" "Have absolutely nothing to do with what" "I'm about to say to you." "Most of it, Irving, the dirty names I will call you," "Will be..." "Excuse me." "Crude and vulgar." "But that, Irving, is how I think of you." "A fat, stupid, loud-mouthed..." "I did knock, but..." "Get the marbles out of your throat" "If you want to talk to me." "What is it you want?" "What?" "What?" "Nothing, thank you." "But Mr. Wellington would like you in his office immediately." "Well, I'm all thrilled about this whole thing here." "Get down to that beach right now." "Now." "Tell him anything." "But find out exactly what they're really up to." "Now!" "Hey." "Hey, look!" "Hi, gang." "What are you looking for?" "They're moving toward him now, slowly." "Very slowly, but calm." "I don't think he's frightened." "What's going on?" "Your brother hit the beach." "Hello?" "It's happening." "They're all around me now, closing in." "This could be it." "He's cute." "My name is Irving." "I'm from the Bronx High School of Science." "Whatever he said, I think it worked." "They're all laughing now." "Gosh, they're hysterical." "Uh oh." "They're moving, shifting positions very deliberate." "They're up to something." "Daddy, I'm scared." "Junior, Dolly, speak to me." "He's a hero, Daddy." "At last they've accepted him." "Yes, sir." "Herman, this is off the record." "You can call me George." "OK, George." "Herman, I need an opinion." "Well, let's put it this way, George." "Your lovely daughter Junior has class, looks, brains." "She's a winner." "Except she has one hang-up." "Irving?" "Irving." "With the fountain of youth someplace on that island," "The stakes are too high to gamble on either one of them." "That's also my opinion, sir." "Thanks, Herman." "I needed that." "And now, George, it's time for the bro to take over." "It's a real big one." "This operation needs everything we've got." "So I'll go." "Thanks, Herman." "That means a lot to me." "But I can't let you do it." "I've been out of action a long time, Herman." "Probably too long." "But this is my show." "I'll take over." "But Irving, who's he?" "Where did he come from?" "He said he's from the Bronx High School of Science." "And he wanted to know what kind of treasure" "We were hunting for?" "So we told him." "Not the truth?" "Sure." "But that's OK." "He said we could take anything we want if we find it." "I want the game plan." "If we could take the whole ship," "Imagine sailing home on an old Spanish galleon?" "That'd be great." "Imagine the whole ship." "This Irving, though, did he say why he was on the island?" "What's he looking for?" "Roses." "He's a horticulturalist." "Come on, let's get organized." "Let's take Frankie's map, divide it," "Set up teams, and start digging." "Spanish guy, ready or not, here we come here." "Yeah." "Spooky." "Maybe he's a spy." "He is, and we've got to get there first." "Then goodbye, fat spy." "Irving, my beautiful hero." "At last, after six months, I have got information." "Somewhere on this island is an old Spanish galleon." "You know what this means, Junior?" "After six months of relentless search, I, Irving Gonjular," "Discovered a clue." "Oh, gosh, Irving." "If Daddy learns about this..." "It was simple, really." "All I had to do is wiggle my hips" "And they told me everything." "And as soon as I give the information to Daddy," "Oh, Irving, I know he'll give you a raise." "You'll be independent." "We can get married." "What about the pension plan?" "You think he'll let me join?" "I know he will." "Security." "In five years, I can retire and breed." "Roses?" "I'll get my bike" "Your bike?" "So I can ride you over to the airstrip." "You fly back to your father with the information," "And I'll return to my roses." "Six months hard labor." "That's all a man needs... a hobby." "Rapunzel." "Yes, my child?" "Rapunzel." "Tell me, mirror, mirror, what is this strange flutter" "Throbbing in my chest?" "My child, the heart of a flower beats" "Within the hide of a rhinoceros." "Sahib." "Punjab, my faithful slug." "Sahib, I spoke." "I broke your meditation hour." "Beat me." "Beat me." "Never." "The heart of a flower beats within the hide" "Of this rhinoceros." "For the love of Cali Sahib, whip me!" "Whip me!" "Whip me!" "Whip me!" "Camille!" "Herman, darling." "Sweetheart, that's so good." "Let's make this our fountain of youth." "Please, you're tearing my pants." "Come, Herman, let's frolic together." "Frolic yourself, baby." "I'm here on business." "The Earth trembled." "The stars stood still." "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, ecstasy of love." "What do you mean, business?" "Wellington left for the island." "When?" "About an hour ago." "But it doesn't make any difference anymore." "Why not?" "Because I and I alone know exactly how" "To find the real fountain of youth." "Herman, I have a big reward for you." "It is big." "It's yours." "Revenge." "I swear by the goddess Kali, revenge." "Would it be all right if I do my song now?" "Sure, baby." "Why not?" "You didn't really want to go fishing again today," "Did you, Dodo?" "Uh-huh." "I promised Naomi I would." "Naomi?" "Who's Naomi?" "You're my best friend, Frank." "But there's some things that even" "Best friends shouldn't know about each other." "You dig?" "Is it there?" "Did you find it?" "Uh-huh." "Got to go down a couple more feet, I think." "Anyway, it's your turn." "Let's get in the shade before I fry, huh?" "OK, sure." "Why not?" "Sometimes, Dodo, if want to talk about it," "Friends can help each other." "How?" "Like you're helping dig for the treasure, aren't you?" "I fell in love with a mermaid." "Sure you did, baby." "Irving, this is a real shotgun." "And I intend to use it." "All right, I promise." "I promise." "Don't shoot." "I'll do it." "You can marry me." "OK." "Get in the plane." "For Project X, the island." "I just can't leave." "Your father may get angry." "I'll worry about Daddy." "My bike." "I just cannot leave without my B-I-K-E." "It would be so sad, Irving, if those were your last words." "Now, get in the plane." "Yes." "Not that I think you're incompetent, Irving." "I mean, you are my hero." "But let's go over it again." "Well, let's see." "It is rather complicated." "I can't seem to remember anything." "Maybe I can help." "Now I remember." "I'm to meet you in Cape Coral while you" "Ask your father my hand." "So far so good." "What's next?" "If he says yes, we'll get married right away." "That's [INAUDIBLE]." "I'll call my mother." "That's what I'm going to do." "It's OK to start, Mr. Wellington." "We're ready to sail." "And this, sir, exactly as you specified." "OK." "Let's go." "Hey Frankie, wake up." "It's your turn." "What?" "You're asleep." "Wake up." "I'm awake." "I'm awake." "Well, hurry." "We don't have much time left." "Don't worry." "It's got to be around here." "Hey, where's Dodo?" "I don't know." "I thought he was here with you." "That's funny." "Where'd he go?" "[SINGING] If I see you again, I'll say everything I tried" "To say before you turned around and walked away." "I know that if I see you again, I'll hold you" "And I won't let you go." "These eager arms of mine will let you know how much I've" "Missed you since we've been apart." "I only kissed you once, but I can't get you out of my heart." "I know that if I see you again, I" "Swear I'll love you as long as I live." "I have so much love to give, and I'll give it willingly." "And if I see you again, if I see you again, if I see you again." "Naomi." "Naomi, I'm coming." "Naomi, I'm coming." "That's it." "Headquarters, that's where we'll find" "It... the fountain of youth." "Irving, that building is Wellington House." "That happens to be your own office." "The sacred fountain of youth it is." "It's been there all the time." "If you lied to me, Herman, just to get a quick frolic..." "No, baby, I wouldn't lie to you." "But I'll show it to you." "I can't go in there." "I'd be recognized." "Don't worry about a thing." "Just get in the car and take your clothes off." "What for?" "Irving." "Yes, dear?" "We're out of gas." "Well, that's very nice to hear, dear." "Who knows?" "This might not be as bad as it looks." "You have a [INAUDIBLE], my dear." "Please send me a special delivery letter." "Certainly." "Below us is the airport." "Now, if I can just execute [INAUDIBLE] into the lake," "We'd be able to glide in." "And if not?" "If not, we'll end up in a disgusting crash." "Poor Dodo." "Poor me." "What am I going to tell his mother when she calls?" "Hey Frankie." "There, see?" "See what I mean?" "Hey Frankie, look at this." "The direction is wrong." "You were digging in the wrong place." "We should have been 100 yards south." "That's where it is..." "100 yards south." "We made it." "The [INAUDIBLE] triple eight." "It worked." "We're saved." "Kiss me." "Certainly, Junior." "But if you don't mind, I'd prefer" "To kiss after we've actually landed." "But that's when the real rush starts." "I've got to get right to Daddy." "You wait for me in the gardens." "I'll meet you by the dolphin pool at exactly 4 o'clock." "Then we will arrange for the marriage license." "And after that..." "Junior, right now I have a very uneasy feeling." "It's gone." "The whole ship is gone." "That's impossible." "It's got to be here." "I mean, look." "There's a sign." "On this site, Ponce de Leon, the Spanish galleon," "Was washed ashore in 1501." "Courtesy of the Chamber of Commerce," "This galleon may now be seen as a part of a permanent exhibit" "At the Cape Coral Gardens, open daily from 10:00 to 10:00." "Admission free." "OK." "Cape Coral, let's go." "Hey, you sure she knows how to start that thing?" "[SINGING]" "All right, sweetheart." "You're all alone now." "And this is your play." "This is your move." "Everything rides on this one." "Sure, sure." "You've been out of action a long time." "Maybe too long." "But it's too late to think about that now." "All right, Charcoal." "Don't let those teenagers stop you." "Your objective, take that island." "You've got to get in there fast, you've" "Got to get in there hard." "You've got to get in there fast and hard." "All right." "Remember now, sweetheart... no nerve." "Like a slab of ice." "Remember Bo Jest." "Just like [INAUDIBLE], you've got to be cold," "And you've got to be a killer." "You got no time to count your strawberries." "You've got to be ready for anything, Charcoal." "Those dirty little rats will spot the boat" "And trap you going ashore." "Don't let that stop you." "Remember the old days when a kiss was just a kiss" "And a sigh was just a sigh." "Those were the good old days." "Why, nothing could stop us then, nothing." "Now listen here, guys." "Nobody is coming along to take our plac." "E Nobody." "Yeah." "We're still the kings of the lake shore." "All right." "All right." "All right." "Never mind that." "You hit the beach, hit it fast, and hit it hard," "And take that island." "I can't go in there, Herman." "I'd be recognized." "Oh, don't worry about that, baby." "Just get in the car and take your clothes off." "What for?" "It would have been much neater if you" "Kept your clothes off, baby." "Just button the jacket, baby, and I'm" "Pretty sure everything is going to be OK." "Irving, I want to tell you one thing before we go in there." "If you're wrong, you're going to wish you were Irving." "Don't move." "I'll be back here at 4 o'clock with Daddy's permission." "Oh no, Frankie." "Look." "Yeah." "I guess it's over." "Wow, it would've been so great we'd had got it first." "Imagine going home with a real [INAUDIBLE]" "Of a Spanish galleon." "Maybe we can come back later and steal it." "Come on." "Let's go." "Well, we might as well stay here in the gardens, Nanette." "It's as good a place as any." "All these years it was right here," "And I never realized until this morning." "Watch." "Now press the button." "Press the switch over here." "Now press the bottom button three times." "There you go." "I've programed the computer, and it's that simple." "Right now its big brain is sifting" "Through all the information we've got on the fountain" "Of youth, doing the calculations that would take us years." "Youth, fountain of." "Originally discovered by Ponce de Leon and his wife." "Contrary to legend, it is not a liquid, but rather a twin black" "Rose growing from a single stem." "This twin black rose was about the Ponce de Leon" "When it was shipwrecked in 1501." "It is currently on display at the Cape Coral Gardens." "Triumph, Rapunzel." "The world is ours." "Not yet, you traitors." "As long as I'm here, neither one of you will leave this room." "She knows too much, Herman." "She must be destroyed." "We'll annihilate the entire building." "Get a bomb, a big bomb." "When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed," "And our [INAUDIBLE] will be safe forever." "That knob?" "That's the air conditioning." "[INAUDIBLE] at maximum power." "We'll create ice cubes." "Then as the ice cubes circulate through the pipes," "Crashing into each other, the frozen pressure" "Will grow to unbearable intensity," "Splintering the walls until the entire place" "Shatters in one final, convulsive gas." "As ready as I'll ever be." "Frankie?" "What?" "Just Frankie, that's all." "Frakie?" "Nanette?" "But what if?" "No, no." "No, Nanette." "No if, no when." "Then?" "Together." "Thanks, buddy." "No, stupid." "That's an orchid." "It's black." "It's a row." "And look... the stem is broken." "It was twins." "But there's only one left." "And there are two of us." "Irving." "Irving, come out." "Come out, wherever you are." "Junior, here I am." "What's the matter, darling?" "Did your father say no?" "That's the black rose." "That's the fountain of youth." "Quick, Irving, where did you find it?" "Camille and Herman know what it is." "I found it right over there." "You see where those little kids are?" "That's funny." "I know there was another one." "You're too late, Irving." "We ate it." "That's Herman." "Camille Salamander?" "No, sweetheart." "Rapunzel Fingernail, in case you're interested." "You mean that this did it?" "You mean if we take this..." "Oh, no, Irving." "We have our youth." "This must be used for the benefit" "Of people who really need it." "Excuse me." "Take my word for it that if you eat this," "You'll grow young again." "May I introduce myself?" "I'm Don Francisco Miguel Ponce de Leon." "And I am Donna Marie Antoinette, [INAUDIBLE]." "Boy, this is some picture." "Wait a minute." "Where's Daddy?" "There it is, sir, the island." "Dead ahead." "[INAUDIBLE] boat."