"Oh!" "Oh, it's you." "Oh, you gotta excuse my nerves." "You see, it's duck season, and confidentially, I'm a duck." "What an existence." "I gotta use all these tricks just to take my morning shower." "Life is just a dream Make that dream supreme." "You're king for a day." "But don't forget that castles crumble Fortunes tumble." "Love and love alone is humble Gather flowers while you may." "Be the happy one Smile up at the sun." "You're king for a day." "Gold will change you like Mephisto." "Remember this though Love make you a Monte Cristo." "King for a day." "Now, just a minute." "Fellows, let's be sensible about this thing." "You want a duck, right?" "And you want a duck, right?" "Well, both of you can't have me." "What say we settle it in a sporting fashion, mm?" "Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do." "You see that lonesome pine over there?" "The first one to reach that tree will get tender, juicy me as first prize." "On your marks." "Get set." "Go." "So long, chumps." "Not so fast, my little feathered friend." "Elmer!" "Elmer!" "You've been deceived, swindled, hoaxed." "You've been framed, victimized, flimflammed." "I'm your duck, Elmer." "A tasty morsel fit for a king." "Don't let this moron have me." "Typical of the little black duck." "Keep at it, you're doing fine, Fortesoue." "Keep up the good work." "Adios, fire." "Now, you crooked rascal." "I knew you'd make it, Elmer." "I knew you'd come through for your duck." "My duck?" "You are so right." "Okay, Elmer, you win." "I'm glad it's over." "Glad, do you hear?" "I couldn't have stood it much longer." "It's too much for one duck to bear." "After all, I'm only flesh and feathers." "Morning, noon and night, bang, bang:" "Machine guns, anti-aircraft:" "Boom, boom, barn!" "Flak bursting." "Ducks going down in flames." "Guns!" "Guns!" "They're everywhere but you can't see them." "And then, one day, it happens." "They get you." "Your only defense is escape." "But you gotta be awful quick." "You handsome duck, you." "Oh, you rogue." "Oh!" "You gorgeous hunk of feathers, you." "Heh." "I'll fix that egotistical little duck." "Wants to play rough, huh?" "Quack." "Well, hello, my little siren of the swamps." "You look lonesome, my pet." "What you need is a man around here." "Someone who is young, lithe, athletic." "Aha!" "An impostor." "Let me take you away from all this." "Let us flee to glamorous Hollywood." "I can get you a screen test with Warner Bros. You'll be rich." "You, too, can have a swimming pool, beautiful paintings." "Which reminds me, um I have some lovely etchings up in my apartment." "Uh, wait right here." "I'll bring them down." "What kind of a duck is this?" "Muscling in on my territory again, huh?" "I'm gonna break your..." "I'll get you, you crazy character." "How am I ever gonna catch that screwy duck?" "Precisely what I was wondering, my little nimrod." "Something's wrong with my throat." "I must have laryngitis or something." "Well, fancy seeing you here, laughing boy." "Come back here with my duck." "Drop that duck." "Throw up your hands." "Now turn around, you." "Get going and don't come back." "As for you..." "You gonna let him out-fox you like this, chuckles?" "Gonna let him take me without a fight?" "Hey, come back." "Are you gonna let this rank outsider make off with your duck?" "One moment, killer." "Why, you doggone crook." "That's the old stuff, kid." "You tell him." " Get out of here, you duck-stealing rascal." " You wanna make something out of it?" "Keep slugging." "Don't let him ride you." "Let him have it, boy." "Give it to him." "Tallyho!" "Obviously, I am dealing with inferior mentalities."