" Ahh!" "[yellinginSwedish]" "I'mnothavingthis!" "How's it going, bros?" "It's PewDiePie." "You'reaboutto watchme get the absolute shit scared out of me." "Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" "Whoa!" "Thisshowtakes what I already do, getting scared of horror games, buttakingit  to the next level." "Oh, shit." "A really fucked up level." " Naughty boy!" " Oh, shit!" "What the fuck?" "Soifyoulovewatchingme get scared shitless, you're gonna love "Scare PewDiePie."" "[hauntingmusic]" "♪♪  [upbeatpopmusic] [buzzersounds]" " Felix." " Hello?" " Hey, Felix, it's Rach." "Come on out." " All right." "One second." " We're joined today by Rachel, who doesn't trust Damon or myself..." " Nope." " To do the shoot." " Is that a venomous snake?" " I got to be honest, I didn't check." "You tell me." " No, I don't want to go!" " How did she get in there?" " I have no idea." "Go, guys!" "There's a fire!" "Let's go!" " How's it going, bros?" "It's PewDiePie." "Well, it's the last game." "I can't believe it." "Awesome journey filled with terror... [screaming]" "Let me out!" "Disgust..." "Ew!" "Eh!" "Betrayal..." " Okay." " What is this?" "A lot of mixed emotions." "I can't trust anymore." "I just can't." " Uh, I'm sorry that I couldn't be there for you." "I'm sorry." " Great." "All right, let's go." " Let's go." "What can you tell me about today, then?" "You're being very secret today." " Well..." " There's only one game left on the list." " Would you be disappointed if we weren't playing it?" " No, you know what?" "I will tell you, though, what I will be disappointed in." "If I don't see Timmy again," "I'm gonna be legit pissed." " That'll do it." " Good." " [chuckles]" " [holds low note]" " So when I say Sweden, what's the first thing that comes to mind?" " Meatballs." " Kevin." " Uh, I think of the blue and yell--yellow flag." " Yes." " And Vikings." " I think if you went to Sweden, you'd probably be disappointed." " Why?" " There's no Vikings." " There's no Vikings." "Are there meatballs?" "Is there chocolate?" " There's a serious lack of meatballs." "No, chocolate is Switzerland." " Oh, you're right." " And I'm kind of offended." " Oh, no!" " At me thinking that?" " Everyone gets that wrong." " I'm sorry!" " [echoing] Felix?" "Is everything okay?" "[distorted speech]" "How's your coffee?" " [laughing]" " Well, I don't even know what's going on." " I'll find you, Felix!" "This will not be the end!" " [distorted speech] Vikings?" "[distorted speech]" " Hello, Felix." " This is PewDiePie." "Whatup,bros?" " What'd we do to betray your trust?" " Trapped in the dollhouse." "[intensemusic]" " PewDiePie." "Nowwegottohelp him get out." "♪♪" "Firstoff, take off your blindfold." "This is gonna be weird." "What am I gonna get today?" "Okay!" "♪♪" "I'm crippled!" "Help!" "Sorryaboutyourlegs no longer working." "Theydon'twantustoleave  the dollhouse." "How did you guys do that?" "That's fuckin' weird." "[laughing]" "Oh, a banana." "Safe word." "Toescape,we needtoconquer our greatest fears." "Thefirststeptoescape istoreadthe letter on your desk out lout." "Okay, I will read the letter on my desk out loud." "Hello,Felix." "This is PewDiePie." ""We have amnesia."" "Oh, shit!" ""There are three things you must do." ""Find the key to escape," ""find the secret phrase, find yourself."" "Okay, here I go." "Yes, can really walk in these things." "[laughs] Oh, it's me!" "I found myself, guys." "Me and Marzia." "How did you find these pictures?" "These are my private pictures, guys." "Turnright,Felix." "Turn right?" "Or am I right?" "Okay, here's another." "Gotoyourleft,Felix." "PewDiePie, you crazy, man." "Findthekey,Felix." "Where's the key?" "I don't" "What?" " Hey!" "[knocks on door]" "Hello?" "Oh, shit." " No!" "[laughs]" "Hell no." "Wrongway,sorry,Felix." "What the fuck?" "What the fuck?" " You opened the wrong door and you need to be punished." "Elbows on the table!" " I did not sign up for this." "Ah, okay." " Naughty boy!" " Ah!" "What the fuck?" " Naughty, naughty!" " Okay." " You get down on the ground." "Crawl around like a dog." " Eh." "I d--I can't-- Ah!" " Bark like a dog!" " No--ah!" " Bark!" " Ah!" " Bark louder!" " Woof!" "Ahh!" " Bark like a dog!" "Bark!" " Bananas!" " Get back over here!" " Bananas!" "This is not" " You are late for dinner!" " This is seriously not cool, guys." " Get over here." " Whoa!" "Okay." " Piece of shit!" " Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." " Get in there!" " Oh, what the f-- piggy!" " I've made three courses for you." "You have to try all three." "Get over here." "All three!" "Now!" " Ah!" "Okay." "What is this?" " Just eat it!" " I'm not gonna eat it!" "Oh, shit." ""The"?" "Okay." "Come on, Felix." "Wegotto findout  what the secret phrase is." "There's nothing in here!" "[gasps] No." "It's in the bottom, of course." "Okay, okay." "I'm" " Hurry it up!" " I'm trying." "It's really hard." ""Bro."" "Oh, shit, not the poor little fellas." "Oh, God." "I'm sorry, guys." ""The bro lives." Fuck this." " Congratulations." " [muttering]" " Get over there." "Follow him and do what they say!" "[chanting in unison] One, zero, zero, one..." " What the shit?" "What the fuck is this?" "One, zero, zero, one, zero, zero, zero, one" "All right." "You know I can't sit-- what are you-- why are you doing that?" "[chanting in unison] One, one, zero, zero, one, one, zero, one, zero, zero, one, one, zero, one..." " What are we doing?" "What the fuck?" " [raspy breathing] [tensemusic]" "♪♪" " Okay, well, I think I can do it." "I feel pretty confident." "Yes." "Oh, shit!" "What the fuck?" "What?" " Okay." "Fine." "Okay, there you go." "Are you happy?" "Got it." "Yes." "[thunder booms]" " Oh, shit." "Oh, fuck this." " [growls]" " Oh, shit!" "What the fuck?" "God damn it." "Oh." "It's gonna suck." "Yes." "That was not me." "♪♪" "Good party." "Oh, shit." "Mr. Chair!" " Hey, buddy." " Hey!" "I missed you, man." " How's it going, buddy?" " Yes!" " Come on over." "Have a seat." " Yay!" "Okay." "[laughs]" "Let's get the fuck out of here." " Hold on." "We've got a long ride ahead." " Where are we going?" " Whoo." "Yeah." " Whoo-hoo-hoo!" " H-h-hold on." " Mr. Chair, what have you been smoking?" " We're almost there." " "Almost there." We haven't gone anywhere, dude." " Pewds is out there." " Thanks, dude." "All right, bro, I feel like we're almost there." "Whoa!" " [deep voice] Now I need you to get the hell off of me." "[dramaticmusic]" " No!" "Ah!" " [deep voice] Up the stairs." " All right, thanks for the ride, dude." " [cheerful voice] All right, buddy." "Timetoscoot." " Bye, my old friend." " Bye-bye, Pewds." "Don't die." " I'll see you on the other side." "Okay." "Oh, what the fuck?" "No, fuck you." "Inorderto findyourself, youhaveto faceyourfears." "Oh, hell no." "Youmustmovepast the untrusted statues, ifyouwanttoescape." "This is fucked." "This is well fucked." "Oh." "This is great." "Oh, no!" "Oh, shit!" "Fuck!" "Fucking S." "This is fucked." "Stop mind-fucking me." "[gasps] No." "♪♪  [childrengiggling] [sighs] Little dolls." "I fucking hate little dolls." "Don't become one of the dollies in the dollhouse." "I just need to find myself." "Excuse me, lady." "Hello?" "Sorry to wake you up." "Oh, no." "What the fuck?" "I found myself." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "[laughs]" "It is, like, 98% accurate me." "We have the same dress." "The same-- what?" "What the fuck is this?" "Hi?" "[laughs] [laughs]" "[laughs]" "This is the best." "[laughs]" "What do I do?" "Comecloser,Felix." "It'sme." "Is there something there?" " [deep voice booms]" " Ahh!" " Oh, shit!" "What the fuck?" "[laughs]" " [deep voice] It's been me this whole time, Felix." " This is fucked." " I'm going to keep you here forever, sugar tits." "I'msendingmy darkservants tomakesureyou never..." " Oh, shit." "I'm PewDiePie." "I don't fucking know." "I--um" " No!" " Ahh!" "What the fuck?" "[laughter]" "Who licked?" "Who was licking all the time?" " [laughs]" " Was that you?" " We were making weird" " I had no idea!" " Licking--you were licking?" " I was licking through the hole." " What the fuck?" "You were, like, licking." " I was just making weird noises." " Yes!" " You didn't recognize" " Yes." " Ahh." " You didn't recognize our beautiful voices." " You didn't recognize his tongue?" " No!" "Honestly, I had no idea." "I'm so glad it's you guys." " Yeah." "In this situation, where you're wearing a dress." " Dude, this is-- [whip cracks]" "Oh, God." "No." "Not her." "Oh." " What's your real safe word, Felix?" " Bananas?" " No." "Real safe word." " Please!" "I don't know!" " Safe word!" " I don't know it!" " Tell me your real safe word right now!" " This has gone too far." "Bananas." " Don't play the fucking piano!" "Give me your safe word!" " This is too far, like, this is legit safe word-thy." " This is not over." "You will be seeing me again." " This show is not" "What are we doing, guys?" "Is it over?" " Did he do it?" " Please tell me it's-- [cheers and applause]" "This was the last game!" "Oh." " Good job." " I'm so glad that shit's over." "♪♪" "I don't know what the fuck to call this." "This was the weirdest one by far." "I just can't believe I didn't recognize you guys." " Uh, was it a relief when you saw them?" "What was going through your mind?" " Yes!" "I'm like, "All right, well, they'll help me with whatever,"" "but no, you just stood there." " We just stood there and laughed." " We--it was funny." " You know about the girl?" "You told me about, like, weird sex, like, bondage, or whatever." "She was naked almost." "And had a whip." "Today was definitely safe word-thy." "Like, before, maybe I didn't really need it." "Today, I was like, "What the fuck?"" "She spanked me, like, 50 times." " How are you feeling?" " Well, I liked it." "I'm j-- [laughter]" " So explain to them what you've done the last three weeks." "What has happened to you?" " I got to find keys through a bunch of maggots." "This is so fucking gross." "That smell like shit." "[gags]" " Alive?" " Yes, they were." "And they liked to bite you as well." "It was very good." " Lovely." " I'm a fast runner when I'm being chased," "I learned that." "Okay, fuck this." "Fuck this." "Fuck this." "[laughter]" "During the military thing," "I got to run through, like, war." "Wah!" "[explosions booming]" "Ahh!" "I've seen some shit, guys." "You can tell." " Well, you're done." " Oh, yes!" "[cheers and applause]" "Yes!" " You did it." " I want to thank Timmy." "Timmy was the baby doll that's been through me through the whole thing." "He died twice in the show." "[sombermusic]" "♪♪" "Tim." "Okay!" "Well, I did it!" "I conquered these three weeks like a boss." "I was never scared for even a second." "[screaming]" "All right, this sucks." "[screaming]" "No, no, no!" "[screaming]" "What the shit?" "[screaming]" "I'm just so glad it's over." "[laughter]" "And as always, bros, stay awesome." "I feel like I got to go in for this one." "[mimics explosion] [darkmusic]" "Can we get the party started?" "Nicky's here!" " Get the fuck off the stage!" "[gunshots]" " What the fuck?" "Seeing myself in the mirror-- that was fucking weird." " That guy looked so much like you." " When we first came in, like, we literally thought it was you, and I was like..." "Shit!" " Too bad he died, though." "I wanted to meet him." " Hey!" " I'm PewDiePie!" " It's PewDiePie!" " You are a beautiful man." "Yes."