"Subs by Mothman" "Oh, killin spree!" "Sammy, you can't escape the fireball." " You cannot escape..." " the fireball." " Shut up." "Hey, Sock, remember what I told you... about keeping your eyes off the screen?" "Huh?" " Game over." " Damn it, Ben." " You are too good." " I know." "Wanna run it back again?" "I can't." "I gotta get home." "My mom's waterproofing the basement." "I gotta help her." "Whatever." "Stopped listening to you like a year ago." "Later, guys." "See ya." "Move, Sam!" "Damn it." "Eat it." "Eat it, Benji." "Hey." "Sorry I'm late." "I had a death in the family." "Oh, my God." "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "It was my goldfish, Walter." "I'm terrible at keeping animals." "My backyard's like a pet cemetery." "Well, there's only one thing to do in a situation like this." "Do a shot of really bad whiskey." "To Walter." "To Walter." "Ooh, hang on." "As long as we're drinking to him..." "I wasn't gonna do this... because I was afraid you'd think I was weird." "Is that Walter?" "I just didn't wanna leave him alone before I buried him." "Okay." "To Walter." "To Walter." "So I missed you today." "Did you do anything fun at work?" "Yeah, I" "This is weird." "I'm gonna go flush him." "You're adorable." "I just wanted you to know that." "Sammy, Sammy." "Hello, Sam." "Guys?" "Thought you were waterproofing the basement tonight." "Nice try." "How did you find me?" "We followed you, Sam." "Ben drove here with his headlights off the entire time." "It was very stressful." "We know what you're up to, Sam." "We saw you with Beelze-babe." "All right, keep your voices down." "Why?" "Sam, what's the matter?" "You afraid somebody might hear me... talking about you dating the devil's daughter?" "She's not the devil's daughter." "Yeah, well, her mother was his girlfriend." "So?" "That doesn't prove anything." "She's not related to the devil." "Then why are you keeping it from us?" "Because I knew you'd act like this." "Did you ask her about her father?" "Ask her what?" "Hey, are you the spawn of Satan?" "Come on, Ben." "This is retarded." "I'm asking her, for your own good." "No, you're not." "Asking her." " No, you're not." " End of story." "Shut it." " Hey, what's up?" " Hey...you." " Hey." " Hey." "Cady Hansen, this is Sock and Ben." "It's nice to meet you guys." "Do you want a drink?" "It's on me." "Okay." "Yes..." "I will drink on you." "You wanna dance?" "Come on." " Yeah." " Get outta here." "What about my drink?" "I'm sorry about them." "What?" "Oh, they're nice." "They're your best friends?" "Yeah." "They look after you?" "I guess." "So...do you think they're a bit overprotective?" "I wouldn't say that." "I would." "Hey." "Hey." "One quart of 5W30 motor oil complete with easy-pour spout." "Four bucks." "Nope." "Two cents." "This beautiful squeegee/scraper?" "Three and a half dollars." "I'm sorry, we're looking for two cents, Ben." "Two cents." "I do not know how this company turns a profit." "Oh, come on down!" "Another contestant just in time for the lightning round." "Yeah, so Shelly and Laynie told me that you two... did a little slow dancing last night at the bar." "Was it your anniversary?" "We were doing recon work, okay?" "We were staking out Sam's new girl." "Sam has a new girl?" "Huh." "He didn't tell me." "Well, he didn't tell us either." "Well, that's weird." "I mean, why would he keep it a secret?" "We have our theories." "So what's wrong with her?" "She's a huge fan of Lionel Ritchie." "Isn't that messed up?" " Ooh, bad." " All night long." "We think she's the spawn of Satan." "Later." "Andi, come on" "Some people are just blind to the truth." "Attention, Work Bench shoppers, it's blue tag day." "Cady, hey." "What are you wearing?" "The usual." "I don't know." "Nice." "I just got out of the shower, just toweling off... thinking about you." "Really?" "I like to walk around naked most of the time... feel the air on my skin." "Uh-huh." "You know what else I like to do?" "Nope." "When I really get in the mood, I like to... bite the heads off of live chickens." "What?" "Turn around." "Aw, that was--Aww!" "Oh, come on, man, admit it." "I totally hosed you." "Please don't do that again." "Oh, Sammy, seriously." "Cady?" "My ex's daughter?" "What is this, some weirdo way... of trying to get close to me?" "What are you doin'?" "I'm not talking about it with you." "I don't understand the attraction." "She's gorgeous." "Well, yeah, in a cheap kind of a way." "Hey, buddy, I tapped that gene pool." "It's a bust." "Oh, God." "Here's your latest dossier." "Oh, can't wait." "Fourteen years ago, these bank robbers... tunneled under two city blocks." "They broke into the Beakman Savings Bank." "They ran off with ten million bucks." "Would've got away with it, too... except for the fact that they were total morons." "Thaddeus Johnson, Paul Huang." "They got into a fight over the money... and they shot each other dead." "And the kicker?" "Nobody ever figured out where they hid the money." "It's still missing?" "Not anymore." "That little pied-a-terre cost a mere four million bucks... paid for in cash by Johnson, recently escaped from hell." "It's a bit gaudy, don't you think?" "Well, I guess money doesn't buy you taste." " So that's it?" " Yeah." "Johnson is stupid, but not violent." "Should be a quickie." "A quickie." "Right, Sam?" "Knock it off!" "So what do we if the soul's not home?" "We wait till he comes back." "Well, what if your girlfriend misses you, Sam?" "Or do you have a secret rendezvous planned... for after you finish working for her father?" "Will you cut it out?" "No." "I will not." "Not until we find out... whether Cady is the devil's daughter for sure." "We need proof." "Yeah." "He doesn't wanna babysit your kid with horns." "No." "Yeah, well, you're not gonna have to worry about that... because I would never let you babysit my kids." "Smart." "Hey, a light came on." "Get the vessel." "Smoke 'em if you got 'em." "Hello." "Good evening to you, sir." "We're here from The Work Bench." "I didn't call anyone." "Actually, the city sent us out." "You recently bought this house... and we're here to test for radon... in your foundation." "Wow." "Sir, you are definitely living the life." "Yeah, yeah." "So you need to check the, uh..." "What did you say?" "Now!" "Sam, get him now!" "Now!" "Do it now!" "It's not working!" "Keep going!" "Hurry!" "Did you guys see that?" "Did he just" "Did he..." "Come on." "He's gone." "Okay, okay." " It's locked." " Okay, let's go." " Come on, Sam." " Go, Ben." "Right here!" "Look, he's right there!" "There he goes!" "It's not working." "Here, come on!" "Let's go!" "Whoa!" "Step aside, boys!" "Okay, whoa." "Wait." "Wait." "I can make you rich." "Wait." "Look, look." "Let me free, and all this money is yours." "There's three of you, right?" "Huh?" "Well, there is plenty... for everyone." "You guys could have a lot of fun with this." "And wait." "There's more." "I'm not goin' back." "Come on." " That's it?" " Yeah." "That guy sucked." "Guys?" "This is it." "This is the rest of the money..." "Johnson and his partner killed each other over." "Hey, Gladys." "Can I place the vessel on the mat?" "Place the vessel on the mat." "Yeah, yeah." "Is something wrong?" "Rejected?" "Hold on." "What does that mean?" "If you wish to appeal the rejection... fill out form 23-7." "Typical response time is six to eight weeks." "Well, what am I supposed to do with this in the meantime?" "Really?" "Really?" "You're just--You're gonna" "You're gonna put up a sign in front of me... and pretend I'm not here?" "Gladys, come on." "Hell is like the worst-run business ever." "They won't let me turn in the soul." "Uh-huh." "So that's what six million dollars looks like, huh?" "Yeah." "I was gonna get naked and roll around in it... but..." "I didn't shower today." "I didn't want to get the money dirty." "Thank you for that." "You know what we need to do?" "We should buy three fighter jets..." "Maverick, Ice Man, Goose." "Whoa." "Goose dies." "I don't wanna be Goose." "Oh, Sock." "This isn't our money." "Ice, you are killing me with this attitude, all right?" "If this isn't ours, whose is it?" "Hey, we risked our lives to nab the soul." "I mean, we're entitled to spend it." "No, that money is stolen." "It still is stolen." "Oh, my God!" "All right, fine, Sam." "You don't want us to have any of this beautiful money?" "Huh?" "All right." "Okay, good." "I'm taking this." "Sock, you hate alarm clocks." "I know." "You're making me crazy, Sam, okay?" "You cannot" "You cannot put six million bones in front of this man's face... and then just take it away." "It's not right!" "Mine broke." "I talked to my mom today." "She loves New Mexico." "That's great." "Already got a new boyfriend." "I think she just hates being alone." "Your parents still together?" "Yeah." "That's great, having a normal family." "Yeah, well." "I wouldn't call 'em normal." "But they're happy." "They're, um..." "You ever talk to your dad?" "Never knew him." "He was a musician." "My mom met him on the road." "What kind of musician?" "It's kinda funny." "My mom was a backup singer for Huey Lewis." "She dated one of the band members for a while... and here I am." "Does that mean you're a part of "The News"?" "Can we talk about something else?" "Yeah." "Yeah, of course." "I'm sorry." "It's just always been a little weird for me." "Growing up, people would ask me about my dad and... just look at me like I was a freak." "Cady, you're not a freak." "Hey, how about replacing Walter?" "Yeah?" " Yeah." " All right." "And if you wanna thank me by naming it Sam... that's totally cool." "Mm-hmm." "Pick one." "That one." "He looks lonely." "He's all yours." "Sir, are you still open?" "Yeah, we're open." "So what's the deal with this TV?" "Well, this is a "flat panel plasma, 1080p resolution..." ""16x9 widescreen aspect ratio..." ""and an incredible 10,000-to-1 contrast..." ""for an arresting viewing experience."" "It's...good." "You're just reading the sign." "Yeah." "I am." "You're an idiot." "Where does that guy get off?" "They don't pay you enough to take that kind of abuse." "All right, listen." "If you're here to bug me... about the soul, forget it." "My job is done." "Gladys wouldn't take the vessel." "That's because the vessel was only half full... or half empty, if you're Catholic." "Now this is a security tape from the Fidelity Central Bank." "This happened last week after Johnson escaped from hell." "Now, this is the really cool part, Sam." "Hey?" "Johnson had a partner, also escaped from hell... and that's him." "Paul Huang." "All right, so I'm not done until I get the second soul." "Well, don't say it like that." "He has the same exact powers of the guy you just caught." "Piece of cake." "Except for the fact that Huang was the dangerous one." "You know, one time in Tacoma... he gunned down a whole bank full of innocent bystanders." "Oh, my God." "Hey." "Easy on the G-word, buddy." "It's rude." "When are you gonna stop being a wienie... and spend some of that cash?" "That money's stolen." "Fourteen years ago, from a bank that had insurance." "It's a victimless crime." "Now, this next part is a little hard to watch." "Ouch." "Oh, so much for a victimless crime." "Better get cracking, Sammy." "Guys." "Hey, I just had a visit with the devil." "We have another problem." "He" "Are you wearing a track suit?" "Maybe." "All right, okay, all right." "We broke into your room... and we took a little bit of money, and we spent it." "All right." "Now, don't yell." "What did you guys buy?" "Health insurance." "Platinum belt buckle." "Sock!" "All right, now, no, I know what you're gonna say." ""No, we can't spend any of the money, okay?"" "Yeah, 'cause that's exactly how I sound." "Well, Sam, bottom line is that is our money, okay?" "All right, let me tell you a little story." "There was these guys who knocked off a federal reserve bank... and, for a while, they spent the money... and they lived the life until they turned on each other... and they killed themselves over it." "Is that what we want?" "To kill ourselves over track suits and a belt buckle?" "That's not gonna happen to us." "That's cool." "We don't spend any more money." "Thank you." "Come on." "Unity." "Right here." "Put 'em in." "Brotherhood, yeah." "You should keep that suit, though." " You have never looked faster." " Thank you." "All right." "Look, we have more work to do." "Come here." "Johnson's partner got out of hell." " A guy named Huang." " Huang?" "Yeah, Huang." "He's robbing banks again." "Well, what do we know about this guy?" "Nothin'." "Okay, I'll check old reports on the bank robbery... and see if maybe something comes up with this Huang guy." " All right, good." " Mm-hmm." "All right, good." " Uh, Sam?" " Yeah." "I know that we just agreed right now... to not spend any more of the money... but, um..." "I bought more than just this belt buckle." "What else?" "Oh, my God." "You gotta be kidding me." "What is all this?" "Do you remember a few years back... when there was a fire at Josie's apartment?" "Yeah, right before you guys broke up." "Do you remember that it was around the time..." "I was exploring my feminine side?" "No." "Well, mostly I was into jasmine-scented candles." "Did you burn down Josie's apartment?" "It's a dark part of my life, Sam." "I'm not proud of it anymore, okay?" "This is everything that either burnt up... or melted down in the fire." "Are you gonna make me take it all back?" "No." "You were trying to do something nice." "But this is where we draw the line, all right?" "This is it." "Absolutely." "This is it." "Are you trying to get back together with Josie?" "What?" "!" "I am trying to make amends, Sam, okay?" "And if she chooses to thank me... in a naked or partially naked way... well, that's okay, too." "I'll take it." "Guys?" "I found a link to Huang." "Yeah." "There was a third robber, an inside man at the bank." "Holy crap." "We have to capture him, too?" "Nope." "He's alive." "Rick Forester... the bank manager, the only guy they caught... and he got sentenced for ten years." "Which means he's already out of jail." "And I found him, and he works at a donut shop." " Ding." "Let's go." " Let's do it." "Excuse me." "Sir, uh... do you happen to know a Rick Forester?" "You guys friends of his?" "No." "Good." "That guy is a piece of work." "Okay?" "The cops came in here this morning..." " and took him away." " Why?" "Something about a bank robbery." "Guess that's what I get for hiring a parolee." "Is he coming back?" "No idea." "Okay." "Well, if he does, could you have him contact us, please?" " Thank you." " Why don't you bag up a doz?" "Damn it." "I know." "That guy didn't help." "No." "There's no jelly in this." "I paid top dollar for this donut... and there's not an ounce of jelly in here." "So what do we do now?" "We stake out some banks?" "No point till they open on Monday." "Hey, what time is it?" "Let me guess." "Cady again?" "Man, why you guys acting like this?" "What?" "We're just looking out for your well-being, Sam." "Well, how do I get that to stop?" "Well, is there any way... you can prove she's not the devil's daughter?" " 6-6-6." " What?" "6-6-6." "It's the mark of the devil." "If Cady is the devil's daughter... she'll have that mark on her body." "It's from that movie, The Omen." "Well, it's actually from the Book of Revelations." "They stole that?" "Why can't anything be original anymore?" "So you wanna check Cady... to see if she has the mark of the devil on her body?" " Exactly." " Okay." "If that'll prove it to you, how?" "I think I know how." "This is a great hot tub, Sock." "Yeah, thanks, I know." "Hot tubbing's a passion of mine." "But why is it in your front yard?" "Hmm?" "Why would I put something this awesome in the backyard?" "Privacy?" "Privacy's for idiots." "I know what would be fun." "Let me--Sorry." "Let me use this great braiding technique I have I use on Ben." "He has a really delicate touch." "Okay." "So, Cady, hi." "Why don't you tell us a little something about yourself." "You know, your hopes, your dreams... your wishes, your desires." "Did you ever... eat an animal or...?" "Sock!" "Do you ever spontaneously burst into flames?" "Okay." "You know" "I am just trying to figure out... what makes our lady friend here tick." "No, it's okay." "Look, Sam, um, can I talk to your friends alone?" "Alone?" "Why?" "It's important." "They're all yours." "Just don't stay in too long." "I don't want you guys to shrivel up." "Not into braiding, huh?" "Guys, I know what you're doing." "You're trying to protect your friend." "Okay, I think that's really cute, and I promise, I promise..." "I'm not trying to steal him from you guys." "I am no Yoko." "No, you're much less Asian than Yoko." "I genuinely like Sam... and I want you guys to like me, too." "So what do I have to do to make you trust me?" "Well...there is one thing." " No." " Yes." " No." " Ask..." "Ask anything." " Anything?" " Yeah." "Okay." "I recognize that this request may make you uncomfortable." "We need to see you naked." "Okay, so you guys see me naked... and then our problems are solved." "All right, don't get me wrong." "We are not asking because we want to." "We are asking because we have to." "Right, and we're sorry that it has to come to this... and we wouldn't ask if it wasn't incredibly important." "That's true." "Okay, but I get to see you naked, too." "Fair." "And..." "I just gotta Velcro." "Hold on a sec" "She's devil-free." "Congratulations." "So there's no mark?" "No, nothing." "Nah, she's perfect, literally perfect." "In fact, she's so perfect, I kinda hate you for it right now... and I want to punch you in the neck." "So that would mean she is..." "Devil-free, naked, alone in a hot tub." "Oh, my God." "Which means I should..." " Yeah." " Right." "I just talked to donut man." "He just got out of jail, and he wants to talk to us." "Let's do it." "So prison, huh?" "Bummer." "Did you at least get to play a lot of hoops?" "There's nothing fun about prison, son... especially when you don't belong there." "So you're saying you didn't rob the bank with Johnson and Huang?" "Does it matter what I say?" "Well, Mr. Forester, we're really interested... in hearing your side of the story." "Fifteen years ago, I was a bank manager... wife and kids, made a good living." "In my whole life..." "I never stole so much as a mint from a restaurant." "But they're free." "Shut up, Sock." "But I did have a gambling problem." "That's how I got mixed up with Johnson and Huang." "Kept running into 'em in the high-stakes games." "They seemed like fun guys... until the night Huang puts a gun to my head." "Why would he do that?" "They'd been setting me up." "They forced me to unlock my bank and open up the vault." "Nobody believed I wasn't in on it... not even my family." "That's terrible." "Tell me about it." "Fourteen years in a federal pen?" "Marcy got remarried... my kids don't know who the hell I am." "Forester, back on register." "All I got left is donuts." "You think Forester's telling the truth... he's really innocent?" "Yeah, seems like it." "His life is pretty ruined." "I don't know." "He probably gets free donuts, right?" "Or at least a little discount?" "If Huang's still into big-time poker..." "I mean, it might be a way to track him." "Didn't Ted use to gamble?" "Yeah, he was addicted to it." "So he probably knows where the high-stakes games are." "You guys are gonna have to do that on your own." "I got something to take care of." "Hey, Pookie." "No." "Whatever it is you're selling, no." "Well, nice to see you, too." "I mean it, Sock." "I'm tired, I'm cranky... and I'm really not in the mood for this." "Where did you get this?" "Where'd I get it?" "Uh, look." "This was destroyed in the fire." "Look." "Flannel cupcake pajamas, right?" "1,200-watt blow-dryer with diffuser accessory." "Oh, that weird, stinky bean pillow thing... that smells like bread." "There you go." "That's Jumbles." "Remember?" "Did you steal this?" "What?" "This is thousands of dollars worth of stuff, Sock." "Is it stolen merchandise?" "How dare you?" "Where'd you get the money to pay for all this stuff, Sock?" "I saved, Josie." "I saved my little pennies because I felt bad... but now I can see I should've kept the money for myself... because you are ungrateful and mean... and the cupcake pajamas... make it look like you have a third butt cheek." "Good night, Sock." "Hey, just to be clear... this noble gesture not gonna end in sex for you... or me." "Enter." "Hey, Ted." "Can we talk to you for a second?" "Well, you can talk." "The question is, will I answer?" "We came for some advice." "Yeah, we need your guidance." "Mm-hmm." "If someone wanted to, let's say, uh, gamble..." "Go on." "But, I mean, really gamble, with a lot of money... where might one go to do that?" "I can see that monkey clinging to your back... and it pains me." "There's no monkey, Ted." "There was once a boy not unlike you... who went down that sweet path of easy money." "He had life by the tail." "The whole world was wide open to him." "His cards were smooth and" "Ted, we know you don't gamble anymore... but can you just tell us where the big games are?" "Any place the high rollers might play?" "The highest stakes game in the city is in Chinatown." "But even if I told you where, you still couldn't get in." "It's a little above your pay grade, sonny." "You need at least $10,000 just to walk in the door and" "We got that covered, Ted." "Stake me, and I'll take you there myself." "Look familiar?" "Yeah, I remember that, sure." "Sock gave that to you." "Uh-huh, and he just gave it to me again today." "Remember that fire that he set in my apartment?" " Uh-huh." " This morning... he just replaced everything that burned up." "This is just the latest weirdness." "Sam, too, if you hadn't noticed." "Yeah, I'd have to be blind not to." "I mean, the weird behavior... the ducking out of work all the time." "And showing up at the courthouse asking about cases." "Something is up." "It's okay." "They're with me." "And who are you?" "A high roller, and that's all you need to know." "Name's, uh, Ben." "Ben Franklin?" "Perhaps you've heard of me." "Here's my card, all right?" "I could've done that." "Nobody told me you were allowed to bribe." "Mm-hmm." "Oh, my God." "Would you look at this?" "Free booze, hot Asian chicks everywhere... and the whole place smells like grease." "I am home." "Slow." "Savor." "When entering a poker room... it is essential to assess one's surroundings." "Take a moment to... smell the action." "Over here, we have the low-stakes tables." "Down there, you have the big daddy high-rollers." "Hey, bogey on radar." "Copy that." " Hey, dick-wit." " What?" "Oh, hey, Pete." "I want my money." "You wouldn't be at a high-roller game... without a stake." "Now where is it?" "Pete, that's $10,000." "I only you $1,200." "I get extra for pain and suffering." "Aah!" "Oh, fellas, I am pooped... so I'm gonna let you take it from here." "So, Pete, it was really nice, okay?" "So who's up for a friendly game of cards?" "Call or raise or fold, sir." "Raise two thousand." "Evil guy hasn't budged in like an hour... and I'm losing my shirt here." "Yeah, well, he'll have to take a leak eventually... and then we'll get him." "Well, I'm gonna shake him up a bit." "All right, boys, listen up." "I'm letting it ride." "Letting it ride." "It's not your bet, sir." "My bet, your bet, what's the difference?" "Friendly game, huh?" "And, besides, if anybody at the table... doesn't like the way this old poker dog barks... they can leave." "Isn't that right?" "Take back your chips." "For you, I will, because you remind me of Mr. Sulu... who I love a lot." "Yeah, um, I'm low on chips, so, uh... can I get ten Gs?" "$10,000." "I need a break." " Finally." " Mm-hmm." " Let's move." " Let's do it." "Excuse me, excuse me." "Go in, I'll grab the stall next to him... and let loose with the vessel." "He's back in hell... we get outta here without our fingers broken." "I like it." "Okay." "Oh!" "Ben!" "Benny!" "I let him go, he turns solid, and the wall cuts him in two." "Makes a hell of a mess." "Wait, what do you want?" "The soul-catcher." "Now." "Okay, okay!" "Here." "Now I'll take my money." "Uh, excuse you?" "Your money?" "Sock, you idiot." "Ten K, wrapped in purple, from Beakman savings?" "Oh, it didn't come from your piggy banks." "Where's the rest?" "Let Ben go first." "You have 45 minutes to bring me the rest of my money... or little Benny here dies." "Forty-five?" "God." "Come on, it's gonna take an hour at least." "Tick...tick...tick...tick." " Ben!" " Ben!" " Buddy!" "Drop 'em and back away." "No, no." "First give us our friend." "I seem to be holding the high card." "Let's do it my way." "No." "No!" "That wall's steel-reinforced concrete." "No oxygen in there." "How long can your buddy hold his breath?" "I don't know." "Oh, God." "Let's try this again." "Give me the bags." "Screw this." "No." "What do you think you're doing?" "Soul's already got the vessel." "He's just gonna kill us the minute he gets the money." "Why give him the satisfaction, huh?" "Screw that." " Oh, Sammy, Sammy." " Right?" "Please, you're trying to bluff a poker player." "It's embarrassing." "It's devil money, all right?" "It's cursed." "Hey, Sam." "I'm so sorry." "I'll take back the track suit." "This money will never ruin another life." "No!" "No, no, Sam!" "Whoops!" "Ohh!" "It's here!" "Jeez!" "Yeah." "Ohh!" "Sam." "Underpants." "My underpants." "My brave underpants." "That was some primo acting, Sammy." ""This is the devil's money!" "It's cursed!"" "No, but, honestly, you two scared the crap outta me." "Oh, man, it was the only way to get the vessel back." "You know, I didn't like that guy." "Mm-mmm." "I mean, who the hell does that?" "Dragging a man through the walls?" "It wasn't cool." "You hear me?" "It wasn't cool!" "All right, okay." "Listen." "We take this money... we buy ourselves some beach property... with one of those little infinity pools in the front." "No." "The devil's smart." "There's a reason he was so keen on getting us to spend this." "He knew this much cash would eventually corrupt us... make us turn on each other just like the bank robbers." "Nah, that would never happen." "Actually, he's right." "I..." "I had sort of planned on buying a record label... and not letting you guys in on it." "What?" "!" "I didn't do it." "So who gets the cash?" "Somebody who deserves it a lot more than we do." "Ah, damn it!" "Great." "Hold your water!" "All right, you gotta leave." "I'm meeting somebody here." "Who?" "Cady?" "Goodbye, yes." "What?" "Are you gonna take her out on the town?" "Oh, wait." "You can't." "You're poor." "What can I say?" "I thought Forester deserved the money." "I did the right thing." "You know, you sounded just like Jimmy Stewart for a second." "I have chills." "Would you like to take a little glimpse... into Mr. Forester's future?" "A year-long gambling binge in South America... and all that money's gone... and he'll be homeless by next Christmas." "Now do you still feel good about yourself?" "Hey, Sam." "Cady, hey." "Um, this" "Hi, Jerry." "Cady." "How's your mom?" "She's great... since she dumped you." "First round is on me." "Good night." "Yeah, I forgot you knew that guy." "What, are you guys friends or something?" "No." "No, no, no." "Um, definitely not." "He, uh..." "He knows my dad." "Is something wrong?" "Sam, I lied to you." "I'm not actually the daughter of Huey Lewis' band mate." "Okay." "The truth is, I have no idea who my real father is." "I mean, there was this weird period... where my mom said my dad might actually be Jerry." "No." "No, that's not possible." "The thought of me being his kid..." "No, listen to me." "You..." "You don't have one thing in common with that guy." "I mean, he's bitter, cynical, hurtful." "You, you're funny." "You have a huge heart." "You love people... and animals and Huey Lewis." "This hand does not contain one scrap of that guy's DNA." "I'd stake my life on that." "You're an amazing, awe-inspiring boyfriend."