"The World is going to end." "The World will end." "The end is near." "Bubi!" "Don't scare me." "Here ..." "Go somewhere else." "You are driving away my customers." " The end of the world is near." "Soon the world is going to come to an end, but nobody seems to care!" "Ramon." "Everything is over." "Our time is up." "How are you?" "Have we lost?" "We have finshed them." "Bayern Munich !" "Are we the champions?" " No, man." "We are in the finals of the Champions League." "Bayern Go home, Go back to Munich." "Koeman here ofcourse does not care." "This dog is a wimp." "Zero in fighting." "but a Champion in licking." "Are you going to the bar?" " No, I'm tired." "You work too much man Go have some fun." "Madrid is on fire, There is fire in Madrid" "Who is it?" "Ramon, stay calm." "Who are you?" "What are you doing here?" "Do you Want money?" "Hey, Keep off." "Ramon, I have come to tell you something very important." "Do as I say, otherwise bad things will happen." "Are you paying attention?" "Good." "If you do not cooperate, Do you know what will happen to your girlfriend on Sunday?" "Yes, the girl you watch everyday but don't dare to speak." "She will be gone." "And So will you." "Your neighbor too, and that sweetie at the kiosk also." "And do you know why?" "Because In about 92 hours, all things in this world will come to an end." "Saturday the world ends." "And you just can't avoid it." "Did you understand what I said?" "Ramon, listen." "Tomorrow at the Square   at half past 10 An African man becomes angry at a pigeon." "What are you talking about?" "Get out." "Tomorrow, exactly at half past 10." " Sure, kid." "Who is that guy?" " No idea." "What a freak." "Is everything fine?" "Yes, thanks a lot for your help." "You are lucky." "Because of that game I couldn't sleep." "Leve Barca." "Come to my place." "I am still watching the game." "No, thanks." "I must get up early tomorrow." "There are too many crazy people running around these days." "he has finally been apprehended today." "The suspect was in possession of narcotics." "We seized three grams of banned drugs." "No, two grams." "The Alcurnia has spilled millions of liters of oil off the coast of France." "There was no loss of animal life, as all the aquatic life in the area   was wiped out during the previous shipwreck in that area." "Now for the final report." "The possibility of an impending nuclear crisis is now very high." "The tension levels have escalated." "At any moment the situation can come to a head." "Missiles have been targeted at major cities." "The government has called for peace ..." "Tomorrow, at the square, at half past 10 a black man becomes angry at the pigeon." "Hi, Monica." "Hi." "How are you?" " Good." "Thanks, fifty cents please." "Is everything fine?" " Yes." "Ok, Bye." "Beer?" "Pardon me, do you want to know whether I sell beer?" "No, whether you want one." "Ok." "Have you seen a tall, blond Guy?" "He wears a hat." "No." " He is very tall." "No, I havent." "No, I thought so, well." "No, sorry." " Thanks." "If you see him tell him that I am looking for him." "Thank you." " I'm sorry." "Sorry, Terrades." "I'm a little confused." "Is Everything fine?" "I have not seen you today, you know that." "I wanted to ask you something." "Have you seen that guy from last night?" "The one We threw out?" "If you see him tell him that I am looking for him." "Ok." " Thanks." "Where are you?" "I believe you." "Please Come back." "That pigeon crapped on his head." "He started cursing, Exactly at half past 10." "I will do exactly what you want." "The pigeon crapped on that African man." "Whiskey." "One more." "Sorry." "The world will end in about two days." "And I will not die without telling you ... you ... are the most beautiful girl in this neighborhood." "No, in the entire world." "I am madly in love with you." "Wait." "Pal, I only sell drinks, I can't provide you a bed to sleep." "Where were you?" " Friend of yours?" "Well, friend." "What have you drunk?" "A Mug of beer." "and the whole place is now a toilet." "I will take him." " Can you handle him, Are you sure?" "I don't know." "Wake up." "Help's around." "Dirty fucking shit." " What?" "Real Madrid is also through to the final." "They had it real easy in the semi finals." "We were against Bayern, and they against Boavista." "Real Madrid is in the finals and play here." "Can you believe that?" "Terrades, Can you help me?" "This is the guy from yesterday." "Are we taking him inside or tossing him out?" " Get him inside." "Are you sure?" "Come on." "TEMPUS FUGIT (Time Flies)" "Operation and dosage." "Tempus Fugit is Used for short time travel." "Duration of the journey per tablet is as indicated." "+3 is three days ahead." "7 is a week back in time." "Keep out of reach of children." "Crazy, this is not be possible." "Listen, Ramon." "Tomorrow at the square, at half past 10, a black man will be angry at a pigeon." "What are you talking?" "Get out." "Tomorrow exactly half past 10." " Sure, kid." "Ah, some beer would have been nice." "Miquel, can I have a beer?" "Without Alcohol." "I'm from the future." "Ok." "I can not tell you from what date in the future." "The less you know, the better." "In my time, time travel is a reality." "But it is strictly controlled." "However the system is not yet foolproof." "A few days ago one of the technicians caused a major goofup   pressed the wrong button." "He has caused a discontinuity in time." "A crack in time?" " A disastrous alteration in the flow of time." "So disastrous that after three days the world will go kaput." "Hmm, tastes delicious." " Don't you want to eat?" "For us" " Eating real food is prohibited." "Now I know why." "Can't We fix it?" "That's why I am here." "everything exists from cause and its consequence." "You order a beer." "Miquel goes to fetch it." "Because "he is doing the fetching" he does not notice that bottle." "That falls and splinters on the floor." "If I want to change that, I would go back in time." "To this very precise moment, and cancel that order for the beer." "Normally such changes dont have much impact, fizzles out and merges with the original flow quickly." "But we do have them coming in all kinds." "Some may rewrite the entire history." "Turn everything on its head." " Really?" "Its is very important to spot the exact moment that initiates the sequence of events leading to the end of the world   Then we can alter it so that the whole drama is given the skip." "We can't change anything else but that   otherwise we would complicate all that that follows next." "Of course not." "And here is where you fit in." "What should I do?" "I can not say now." " Why not?" "Disclosing events say even 5 minutes in advance to you will alter the computed parameters significantly." "It is risky, I can not tell you more now." "You need to wait till Saturday, just before half past 10 in the bar at the square." "You like her, don't you?" "Can I stay for a few days at your place?" "I do have a hotel, but this way I dont have to spend anything." "Yes, of course." "Wait, we can not go to your home now." " Why not?" "You have now travelled one day back in in time." "Where were you yesterday at this time?" "Oh yes, in bed." "First the other Ramon needs to travel back in time." "So that there is just the one of you." "I am taking charge of everything now, ok?" "This is very important, Can I count on you?" "I will do my best." "Sorry, Terrades" " Whatever." "I got a ticket for the final." "I can not wait any longer." "One more week to go!" " I must tell you something." "You have not seen me today, okay?" "Say that again?" "If you meet me again, you have not seen me." "You are seeing me for the first time, ok?" "Sorry." "I'm a little confused." "Everything fine?" "I have not seen you today, you know that." "I want to ask you something." "Have you seen that guy from yesterday?" "The one We tossed out?" "If you see him tell him that I am looking for him." "Ok." " Thanks." "Koeman, what are you doing?" "Whiskey." " You?" "Whiskey?" "A double." "Where did you get that?" "Its Difficult to find a copy of this comic strip." "I have searched all over the world to get hold of a copy." "Where did you find it?" "At the same place." "Monica does nothing about it." "You rarely come across people who love this strip." "My name is Angie." "I am Ramon." "Miquel, Can I have an aspirin." "I have a headache." "The pills." "When I swallowed that pill, things changed all of a sudden." "I was still here, same place." "But outside it was sunny." "I was very scared." "I thought I had gone mad." "I went out into to the street Guess what happened?" "The worst thing was when I bumped into myself." "You do not know what it is to meet yourself." "I know." "This can not be possible." "But   I have traveled in time, right?" "Twelve hours back in time." "It's my fault." "Sorry." "The Olympic Stadium was built in 1929 ... and renovated ..." "for the Olympic Games of '92." "It has a seating capacity of 50,000 spectators." "In six days time   the final between Barcelona and Real Madrid will be played here." "FC Barcelona is more than hundred years old and have won   the European Cup once, The League - 16 times  the Copa del Rey - 24 times, the European Supercup - twice   5 Supercopas de Espanol, UEFA Cup   and 2 Copas de la Liga." "And we now View the dressing rooms." "So you do not just go around." "It's not about the numbers alone." "It is the heroic deeds, feel the glory." "Basilea." "The final against Madrid and the goal of Marcos in the very last minute." "Ronaldo who Compostela gives them along." "Maradona by Sandokan against the post explains." "Cruyff makes a karate jump against Atletico Madrid." "Puyal crying:" ""Urruti, I love you"" "Bakero in Kaiserslautern." "Macanudo Pizzi." "Zuvira against Anderlecht." "The three goals by Pichi Gothenburg. 5-0 to Madrid." "Koeman's goal at Wembley." "Goal." "Thank you." "We are the champions, We are the champions." "This is not possble." "It must be the pill that has made me freak out." "This can not be possible." "And I." "Where will I be now?" "What would I do, if I saw a disaster like this?" "What would I do?" "I would commit suicide ..." "Hey, Don't." "Who are you?" "I'm you." "So you should not commit suicide." "I must be going mad." "I am seeing things." "What else would happen if you lose 10-0 to Madrid." "No, I'm real." "I mean, I am really you." "Listen, I can explain." "Come here, I will explain." "Goodbye, pal." " No, dont go." "I promise you,   that what happened today will never happen." "end of the world is near." "And you would not believe me." "Repent for what you did." "There is hardly any time." "It's almost over." "Because the Archangel ..." "She knows everything?" "Sorry, I couldn't help it." "Keep going like this, you will make me a front page item in the newspapers." "I am called Andros." "Angela." "Have a seat." "What have I done?" "The tourists hang out." "Well, huh." "We do have a theme park about the history of the world." "This is how 21st century looks there, but it is nothing." "This is much better." "It is real." "Yes, that's right." "You live in a fine period of time." "Pollution   corruption, noise." "All that has been nicely resolved in our time." "And how is it in the future?" "What are you doing?" "Sorry, I cant tell you." " Please." "Tell me a bit." "Okay, a few things only." "In my time there is no poverty, hunger or disease." "Really?" "Our diet is very healthy." "It is by and large tasteless, but it is very healthy." "Great." "And then, everyone is tall, good looking, nice and white." "what about the other races?" " What other?" "Oh, We have it all controlled, regulated." " What?" "All girls are tall, blond with blue eyes, and big breasts ..." "All?" " And of course no one smokes." "The last of the smokers were eliminated years ago." "And we live long." "On an average - 180 years." "Because there is nothing much to do, it is a little boring." "But it goes well." "Can I borrow some money from you?" "Have you brought any money?" "Unfortunately, It is not yet possible to carry money of all the time periods at all times." "But we are definitely working on it." "I have to go now, I have an appointment." "Take care of the cheque." "So everyone talks Catalan in the future?" " I don't know." "According to Andros they get the language injected that is needed for their mission." "He looks like Ken from the Barbie collection." " Yeah." "As time agents, I suppose they all have to look good." "Perhaps." "the future ..." "I find the scenario very frightening." "Give me this time." "It might be chaos, but there are also things one can enjoy." "How are things at work?" " The same office every day." "You're much more interesting." " No, I have nothing to say." "I am very ordinary." "If you have been chosen to save the world, you must have something special." "It is pure coincidence." "The are other choices." "But they have chosen you." "But I'm no hero." "A hero is ..." "Have you seen The Empire Strikes Back?" "When they are about to freeze Han Solo." "Princess Leia says:" ""I love you"" "And he just says:" ""I know"" "Great." "Now that's a hero." "When we meet, say something to me, right?" "I knew you loved things behind me." "What?" "I want to go to the cinema, and you say okay." "Ok, Let me do it eventhough I have not yet agreed." "Would You be coming?" "Then we go back a few hours." "If it is, but no disaster." "Did you like the movie?" " Yes, it was very good." "I love old movies." " Hey!" "this was just released." "Yes, but it is a classic movie." " Okay." "Mysterious man Tell me about yourself." "No Don't, how else would you remain exciting." "What is it?" " Girls are not so fast." "Are you from the 19th century?" "I'm not looking for anything serious." "I have a few days and its back on the road again and ..." "I just want to sleep with you." "And you?" "What a coincidence!" "We are at my house." "Come in after ten minutes." "We know everything." "Almost everything." "What exactly are you doing here?" "Nothing." "Okay, okay." "I am here to ..." "What, what, what?" "To prevent the world from coming to an end." "To save the world." " How?" "Yes, how?" "Saturday morning   I say to your neighbor, what "he should do"." "If 'he' does well, we prevent a catastrophe from happening." "Why haven't you told him yet?" "I did not want too many variables." "It's like a musical chair." "So you can change the past?" "You can also work on making Barcelona to finish off Madrid." "Smart thinking." " Impossible." "You came, so you did change something?" "I am only allowed to do very specific things related to the assignment." "There are very many complex calculations involved." "What you ask for   is impossible." " Shit." "Do You know about that game?" "What happens next?" "With Barca things go bad." "A year later   they go down further." "Go ahead." " Are you sure?" "And Madrid?" "They win the European Cup five times in a row." "You are not hiding something, are you?" " No I am not." "Liar, I can see it in your eyes." "Since that game my senses have become much sharper." "What happens next." "Tell me." " I do not know whether I want to know." "I can't wait." " I do not know." "I don't want to know." " Hurry up." "Camp Nou   will be sold to   Espanyol." "I swear to you that the world must end if that happens." "One more." "And   three." "Good." "Arent you over doing it a bit?" "I should be fit for the big day." " That's tomorrow." "You can never know." "Maybe I have to do something dangerous or involves something physical." "What if the world ends just because I'm out of breath?" "Then it certainly will!" "Sorry." "I havent laughed like this for a long time." "It's fun to be with you." "Me too." "I like spending time with you." "To be with you." "Now it would be really bad if the world comes to an end." "I watched you every day." "Me?" " From my balcony." "Each day, after my work, I see you walking past my house." "going to the kiosk, buying the strip, talking to Monica." "Every day?" "No way." "Then Why have I never seen you before?" "You probably thought I was some crazy guy." " Then at least my own crazy." "Since when?" "Very long?" "Those were the times." "Remember when Dad took us first time to Camp Nou?" "We won 5-0 against Espanyol." " December 14, 1975." "Goals of Cruijff, Marcial, and two by I'Asensi   and Felipe's self goal." "Papa was sorry that we were there." " He was supporting Espanyol." "But later on it was nice." " Sure." "Until that day I found nothing in football." " Me neither." "I'm glad you're still here." "Me too." " It is amazing." "With you I can talk about anything." "Everyone thinks I'm crazy." "Except in the stadium of course." "There I feel good." "I am part of something Big." "They need me." "I know what you mean." " You know what?" "Tonight lets try my favorite coffee." "Chicory." "Delicious." " Really." "Hi, Angie." " Hello." "Here." " Thank you." "Do you need anything else?" "No, No." "Nothing." "There were dark clouds hanging over the stadium." "Just like in Close Encounters Of The Third Kind." "A bad omen." "It was cold." "When Madrid got in to the field, I got a weird feeling." "and what happened next, I couuld never have imagined." "Even when they shot against the post, it went inside." "They latched on to every rebound." "It is simply not possible." "The referee never even whistled against them" "But went crazy on us." "Let go that is Nothing." "Our players could not take it anymore." "They were sent off the field." "We were into forty minutes with only seven players on the field." "Of which three were injured." "But they were brave, and continued giving a tough fight on the field." "Nobody could believe what was happening." "The seven heroes did what they could." "But that was not enough to save the day." "One after another goals were scored." "What a failure, at Madrid, at home, in the finals of the Champions League!" "Oh God." "Why do you hate us so much?" "The final report." "There is a talk of an impending nuclear crisis." "Relationships are strained." "Missiles are targeted at major cities." "The government calls for peace ..." "Quiet." "It was a nightmare." "The world will end and I can do nothing." " Of course." "No, not really." "I always have the same dream." "That's how it will happen." "It is a sign and we can do nothing." "Of course." "Do you trust me?" " Yes, but ..." "If it does happen   then I would prefer to be with you when it happens." "Good morning." "Andros has not yet come home." "I havent seen him at all Yesterday" "He told that 'he' has an appointment." "I don't know with whom." "We have only got half an hour." "That can not be." "Where is he?" "Let's go and find him." "He was supposed to go to her room yesterday night, but he never turned up." "A girl like that and he does not go?" "Impossible." "Maybe that is the problem." " On that score, He is not the only one!" "With the pills we can go back and see what happened." "But I don't have them now." "Where are they?" " I dunno." "Think." " I have lost them." "Where?" " I do not know." "Think." " Wait." "Perhaps Here?" "somewhere." "Oh, It is not here." "Have you seen this?" " A sports tabloid." "My neighbor reads them." "Look at it carefully." " This is not possible." "This is of next week." "Terrades." " Who is that?" "What time is it?" " Nearly half past 10." "God help us." "How do we enter?" "I know where the key is." "A good man, can not be a supporter of Madrid." "Be Quiet." "All neat until till that point" "What have you?" "Do You know what you are doing?" " Of course." "I was thinking ..." " What?" "Are we going a bit too far?" " No." "You sure?" " Obey me, I am your senior." "And if we are wrong?" " You just listen." "You started it." "You owe me and you also promised me that it would not happen." "And now I 've done?" "Okay, but I could be wrong." "If you are going to chicken out, I will take charge." "Shall we will let them Free" " What?" "Lets cut them loose." " Don't You dare do that." "Koeman, right on time." "Just like Koeman at Wembley." "Do you know what you are doing?" "What the fans of Barcelona are saying?" "The club may yet again pull through?" "But how is that if there is nothing in the world?" "I will not sacrifice the world, because Madrid has won fairly." "Madrid?" "Fair?" "Am I?" "No, nor I." "Give me a pill." "I want to go back to my time." "I don 't want to involve in this." "You can not force me." "But you will see." "With each goal you will suffer." "And you'll be sorry." "I know." "Thank you." "Barca comes back on top, right?" "They go on to become the very Best?" "I can not say." "Sorry." "Please." "And dont lie, just because I let you free." "Barca rise." "With difficulty, but they are great again." "Really?" "I swear." " Thank you." "Andros, come on." "5 minutes." "What should I do?" " Now listen to me carefully." "You must do the following." "Walk to the kiosk, take along the newspaper, but dont buy menthol candies." "What?" " Dont buy mints, as you always do." "And then?" "Do I have to do something else?" "Steal something?" "Beat up someone?" "No, that's all." " Why?" "It's a joke." " Absolutely not." "You must behave exactly the same way with just that one small difference   Today you should not buy the mints." " Why not?" "Because after you someone else comes, he also wants mints   and when he sees that there are no more mints, becomes very angry." "He kicks a dog." "The dog scares an Old lady, who dies of an heart attack." "The ambulance that comes to get her, rams into a bus full of children." "The son of the President of a Nuclear power happens to be travelling in that bus." "The president assumes that it was an attack orchestrated by the rival power." "The emotions get way out of control, one thing leads to another and the world goes Kaput." "Why did you pick me?" "Because your risk of lateral variables is the smallest." "In other words ..." "Your doing nothing is what may change the future." "What about the dog?" "The dog?" "Yes, it does something slightly different." "I was chosen because I am a zero?" "Well, that I would not want to say." "We have two minutes." "I will see if everything is on time." "Unbelievable." "I was chosen because I'm a zero." "I know how you feel." " You do not know." "I felt important." "My life is nothing." "I'm going bald, I have no money and not a single girl even gives me a glance." "And here I thought the world needs me." "I wanted to impress you." "Look at the square." "See those kids?" "And Monica, the painter, Bubi." "If you were not there, Everything would have ended for them." "Even the richest man in the world can do nothing." "Or the smartest or the prettiest." "I'm no superman." "No comic hero can do anything." "Those are just pictures." "This is real." "The world needs you." "You're the most important man of the world." "That's How you look at it." "If you do not do it for them   Then Do it for me." "Okay." "Are you ready?" "Yes." "That's my man." "No, I dont need any sweets today." " You dont want candies?" "Give me the fruit flavour or Something else." "Thanks." "The urge to buy the candies was too much, but I managed to control myself." "She persisted, asked me whether I need mint but I remained steadfast with my decision." "I asked for "fruit flavour" instead Look." "I feel Sorry for Terrades." "He was fantastic." "You're right." "Terrades, what is it?" "Cheer up." "Here, catch." "Thank you." "How to go back to your time?" "With all those centuries of travel, you must be getting sick of these pills." "I have my ways, but you now already know too much." "I will not persist, but how do you know that everything is now back to normal?" "Is everything set right?" " That's very simple." "If something went wrong, in about   three seconds we would be seeing an ambulance." "One, two and ..." "How can that be?" " We have changed too much." "There were too many people involved." "Too much has changed." "What if these experts have made a mistake?" "They had to calculate it exactly" "Do you remember that guy   who pressed on the wrong button?" "That idiot who caused a break in time" "That idiot   happens to be me." "My dad got me a job in the Time department." "Then one day I smuggled in a girl" "And when I pressed that button." "I knew that I had messed up   and decided to put everything back in order, Before anyone could find out." "Sorry." "You bet." "Unbelievable." "The world will end because he wanted to hang out with a girl!" "Why did you do it?" "This is not a zoo." "The world is not an amusement park." "Unbelievable." "So that was it." "The world will end." "Not Necessarily." "What do you mean?" " What do we do?" "You don't have to do anything." "I have to go back and change something else." "And then everything would still be normal?" "Not really." " What?" "That change will create another sequence of events." "We will never get to know each other." "That you can fix, right?" "Please." "Already its a little different." "I told you that these adjustments change everything." "You." "Your relationship is impossible." "You would never meet come to know   and certainly never have fallen in love." "My arrival has changed everything." "You are that unexpected variable." "Your love would change everything." "I can not gamble once again." "It is not possible." "So with just two little people like us the future could be Influenced?" "Yes, why not." "It is possible." "I would certainly like to change the future of 180 year old Barbies and Kens." "Are you sure that we would never be meeting or getting to know each other?" "One hundred percent sure." "Sorry." "On the contrary." "Thank you." "You will never know each other." " I don't get it." "Why then do you thank me?" "Thanks to you We know each other." "But that will never happen." "It has already happened." "It happens now." "Get that clear." "What you do in this reality, does not permeate to the new." "It is not a carbon paper." "You know what my big mistake was?" "To think that you're a zero." "Goodbye." "I must tell you something." "The day in the cafe." "The day that now never happened   I was a little drunk." "Then I said to you I love you." "It should happen very Before you say something." "I say it now again." "The world may end, but I'm not going to die without telling you ... you ... are the most beautiful girl in the world." "And I love you very much." "I love you." "I know." "These are two euros." "And those three." "The World will end, the end of world is near." "Bubi, Don't try to scare me Here ..." "Go somewhere else don't scare away my customers." "No, thank you." "Why not?" "They are for you." "I don't want this." "Give me that." "Do you really want this?" "Your wish." "We will win the Champions League." "Save a newspaper for me." "Sure." "Tomorrow I will get your strip." " Really?" "Thank me, it caused me considerable effort." "I had to even call the publisher." "Sorry." "Do You know each other?" "No, I have never seen him before." "My name is Ramon." "I am Angie." "Good." " How are you?" "I am Fine." "I do not know why, but I can not control myself." "Really?" " Yes." "I love you." "I know."