"Finally, the 1001 Nights!" "Al Mamoun is going out!" "Al Mamoun is going out!" "God saves!" "Make way!" "Move away!" "What a noise!" "They're all excited." "If only I knew who told them..." "Discontent, misery, injustice" "If this time there's no revolution, I cut my balls off!" "I used to say that myself, but..." "No revolution happened." "How are my people today?" "Upset, as always." "And what about my army?" "Waiting to be paid." "And my Favourites?" "Trusfull and devoted." "Good today is a celebration day" "The sheik Shariman's gonna offer me the most beautifull slave of all times." "What did we promised to the people the last time?" "Work, justice and a house for all." "We have to do more." "So today we'll promise work, justice and two houses for all." "Everyday he weights a bit more." "Enjoy!" "But you'll have to give them back latter." "That's enough!" "Give back the coins." "You dirty thieves!" "Come on, pick them all up!" "Some more coins." "Head controller!" "There are less each time what a crowd of thieves!" "They get me one more time." "Put..." "Slowly!" "May the prophet be with you." "He's always with me." "I come in peace." "Did you bring me the sweet slave you promised me ?" "As a gift of peace" "She'll be the only one to have it." "I don't want to seem suspicious, but the fabulous Zumurud" "I havn't seen her face or anything... and what if she 's common?" "You'll see." "I've been abused many times lately." "I wouldn't dare." "Zumurud had 7 veils, but the desert wind blowed and the first veil flied away." "Zumurud had 6 veils, but the sea brease followed her and the second veil went away." "Zumurud had 5 veils." "The west wind took the fith, and the forth went with the morning cold." "Only 3 veils left for Zumurud." "The alize as a naughty lover caressed her and the third were gone too." "And then?" "Wait." "Now Zumurud had 2 veils." "The south wind crossed her way and took one." "And the seventh one?" "The wind of Love can take it off." "Do you got it?" "Me?" "But I'm a Cyclone." "A tempest.A tornado." "I'm the end of the world." "Come here." "There's too much wind here ." "What's going on?" "Al Mamoun didn't sowed anything." "No." "Impossible." "The powerfull Al Mamoun?" "What's the matter?" "Last night the powerfull Al Mamoun...." "The powerfull Al Mamoun?" "The powerfull Al Mamoun!" "Shut up, malicious bird!" "Shut up stupid, do you want your head to be...." "You're strong as a bull." "So how do you explain last night disaster?" "It can happen." "It's due to your extreme sensitivity my Lord" "Zumurud astonishing beauty and the poetry must have Jammed your...mechanism." "And the obelisk collapsed!" "What's that bloody mechanism?" "If you get upset it wil get worse." "We'll find a cure." "We'll create a stimulating erotic ambiance." "We need..." "We need...to talk about sex." "Salacious stories, raise his morale up, to arouse him." "We need specialists, persuasive enough to wake up the sleeping male in him." "You'll see Al Mamoun, you'll find back your pretty minaret as good as new." "Go find these specialists, move on." "I'm doomed." "Hurry up morons." "What have I done to you?" "You will tell one by one an erotic story, very arousing... and do your best." "Because if it doesn't work..." "All the palace's columns have been made looking like mine." "Can we start Al Mamoun?" "Look what I have become now, an old man!" "You'll see it wiil be as strong as before my sweet Zumurud." "I'll make you cry of pleasure." "Come in." "Raton." "Who?" "Praise Allah's name, and damn the heretics who gave up to lust." "You must be lustful!" "Me?" "Imbecile, tell, go on." "Stop touching." "This is the story of the greatest lover of all time, the powerful Samandar." "All the easy girls run up to him like flies on a turd." "But one morning..." "What?" "O powerful Samandar, in Allah's name and your faithful people," "I wish you another happy day of life and bring your breakfast" "Put it here." "Next time try to wake me up more gently." "What are you waiting for?" "Out!" "Voyeurs!" "You probably heard of me?" "You must be prepared to face my bully ardour." "I hope." "Sorry." "I mistake it for a grape!" "I'll be back right away." "To eat the pineapple" "Life is beautiful!" "Mirror, Allah's mirror!" "Who's the best stallion in town?" "The best stallion of the city were you you were the greatest." "How come:you were?" "There's someone in town who is better than you now." "Impossible." "You son of a cheap mirror." "Someone in town replaced you." "Who is he?" "His name?" "Give me his name, or I'll break you in thousands pieces." "Allright." "If you really want to know the best stallion is Abuizé." "Abuizé?" "Abuizé!" "Abuizé." "This little jerk would be the greatest lover?" "He's one the one threatening to surpass me?" "That's what he pretend my Lord." "And also... he bragged about knowing intimately every women of the city." "You braggart!" "Hello, Fatima." "Hello Maringa." "The great Abuizé." "The Huge Abuizé." "If only I could have him every nights." "He doesn't seem to be a braggart." "See by yourself, my lord." "These insolent said he could recognise any woman of this town even with a blindfold." "With a blindfold?" "Impossible!" "Shut up!" "Is it true?" "Not any women, O powerful Samandar." "Only the young and pretty ones." "All right." "With blindfolded eyes." "How do you recognise them, with their voices?" "No, from the way they give themselves." "Even if the positions are all differents" "I recognise the woman from her psyche." "Watch your language when you talk to the Lord." "The psyche, Karim..." "The psyche is not what you think." "Impossible, he's bragging, he's a lunatic." "Execute him." "Execute him for lying to his Lord" "Shut up stupid.I want to know if he's trying to fuck with me." "Allright Abuizé" "You'll have to pass a test to prove you're saying the truth." "Put him to death!" "Shut up!" "If you prove it to me, you'll have ten thousands gold coins." "Otherwise, squeak!" "I'll cut your head off!" "Lock him up in one of the palace's room." "Guards!" "You'll pay your audacity." "Get out!" "And change the mirror in my room!" "This damn mirror!" "This way!" "Fucking shit!" "Pardon me, O powerful Samandar." "I wanted to show you how dark is that room." "Complete darkness." "Everyday you're more and more stupid." "I'm at your order my Lord, I'm sorry." "You too, stop it fagget!" "Is he retarded?" "No, stupid." "And the acoustics?" "I want to be able to hear any whispers." "I want to be sure that the women don't whisper their names to Abuizé." "They can't." "What?" "I'm gonna kill you!" "I got it!" "Now you'll see what a genius is Karim." "Listen." "Are you ready, Abuizé?" "Of course, my Lord." "Did you whisked two eggs?" "Yes, chicken eggs." "So go and show us what you can do." "Sure." "This way." "This is your exercise room." "Good, I got my tools with me." "Too bad they didn't choose us to go." "If I get in, I'll never get out." "Your Lord and Master, Samandar, needs you." "Allah's voice speaks threw him." "He chose you to come at the Palace." "because you're the most beautiful women in town." "All worthy of your Lord and Master." "My sweet creatures... some of you will have to make love with a moron named Abuizé." "Silence!" "I know you love me." "I'm aware of the sacrifice I ask you." "I need volunteers." "All the ones agree to sleep with Abuizé... 2 steps forwards." "If I get the one who laugh, I eat him alive!" "And you, you just whores." "Go first!" "Come on, go!" "Who was it?" "If I catch him..." "To the pillory!" "Not the pillory!" "No!" "It sounds like in a Brothel here." "Do I really got to get threw this?" "What a marvel!" "Who was it?" "Arabiri, fresh as a rose." "Wait!" "Who was it?" " Zaira, the fast." "Faster than usual." "Go screw !" "She's so nervous." "Shit!" "What a male!" "Who was it?" "Rosalia "take that"" "Fuck off!" "Gentlemen..." "The concerto in Do, ré, mi, fa, sol, the blowjob is done." "And you, stupid, brainless, moron." "bring back this stallion in his room." "Then we'll have few things to settle down." "Get lost!" "All of you!" "We suffocate here." "No!" "I'm the prime minister!" "Excuse me, but it's so dark." "Zobaida?" "She have to do it too?" "It's my idea." "Remember my Lord, Zobaida is attractive" "Her breasts are more famous than the Koran." "if he touch her breasts, Abuizé'll easily recognise the owner." "Don't touch!" "Do you understand?" "My wonderful plan?" "No." "If in the darkness you were touching Astrid's breasts, could you think, oh my Lord, to be with the buxom Zobaida?" "No, of course not." "So, Abuizé is no more!" "After two days of baths and violent massages with a dehydrating salve," "Zobaida's breasts'll become tiny and dry." "Is it not enough?" "No!" "Go darling, sacrifice yourself." "Dam it!" "What's happening to you?" "I'm transforming in a bird." "To the pillory!" "Call the flying brigade!" "So, who was it?" "Ha, yes." "Who was that?" "I don't know... how she gets so thin." "Who?" "Zobaida the busty." "and Karim dehydrated her." "Play, play!" "I got it!" "Another great idea." "It must work this time." "It will." "You'll have half of my fortune, if Abuizé bites the dust." "So my Lord, bring the wonderful Dounia in the dark room." "My wife?" "Did you lost your mind?" "How do you dare asking me that?" "I'll rip off your balls." "You wanted a reliable idea." "I don't feel my arm anymore!" "Are you sure about it?" "I'll be cheated on, that's for sure!" "No, a winner." "A victory against the usurper." "Powerful Master, there are only two solutions." "Just like horns, there are two." "The balls too." "Or Abuizé don't recognise your wife, and it means you can cut his head off," "or he recognise your wife..." "How do you dare?" "and it means he seduced her already." "and you can cut his head off for obvious adultery against your holiness." "Or Abuizé don't recognise Dounia and...squeak, I cut his head off." "or Abuizé don't recognise Dounia, and I cut his head off." "Bravo Karim." "Bravo." "He's better than...ouch!" "Tonight I want to see him roasting." "Really crunchy, believe me." "I'm hard, you'll break your teeth." "My sweet Dounia come, I have to talk to you." "You'll be nice and..." "It's been six times!" "That's enough!" "No limitations have been made." "Calm your mighty fury my Lord your vengeance'll be sweeter." "if I catch him, I kill him." "Dounia..." "You're still alive" "Bye Samandar" "O Allah's mirror, who's the best stallion in town?" "Your test is over, Abuizé." "Who's the woman you just took?" "Your wife, my Lord." "You won Abuizé." "Here are the 10 000 gold coins." "and also the executioner." "And he'll cut your head off." "Because there's no doubts about that to recognise Dounia, you must have had her before." "You so are guilty of adultery against my holy person." "You're wrong, powerful Lord." "By respect for my Prince," "Dounia was the only woman in town that I never had." "You lie!" "If it's true, how did you recognise her?" "Death!" "It's simple, powerful Lord." "I can recognise every women I loved." "And if I couldn't recognise this woman in the dark room, it could only be the one." "The only one that didn't do it with me" "Dounia." "A miraculous woman." "With your permission of course, my Lord." "Karim!" "You dumbass!" "This is how Samandar, since that day, he's famous as the most powerful cuckold on earth." "Go executioner!" "He's dead." "Go!" "Bring another one, I'm still soft." "My sweet Zumuru!" "You'll see, soon I'll make you scream of pleasure." "Al Mamoun, we are ready." "Can I?" "Yes, go!" "This is the story of Aladdin, Aladdin's grandson." "Aladdin's grandson." "Aladdin's grandson." "Change the record." "Aladdin's uncle." "The Aladdin's that was fortunate enough to find the magic lamp." "He lived in Bassora and was crazy about Mariam, the daughter of a rich Merchant." "But he was poor and ignorant, there was no hope." "He was consumed by passion." "His despair was infinite." "One day the beautiful Mariam married a rich old goldsmith." "So young Aladdin prayed Allah to let him use the magic objects left by his ancesters." "Will the cave open?" "it would be the first time since many generations that an Aladdin enter the cave." "I don't kiss you hands you're too low" "Genie, I love you." "Me?" "I mean I love Mariam." "I'll die for her." "I don't believe it!" "Is it a habit in your family?" "I could do any miracles of all kind and instead, you wake me up for these bullshits!" "But I'm burning with love, I'll die." "Why that?" "This woman's married, that's it?" "Yes she is." "I knew it." "So drink the invisibility potion." "A potion?" "This one?" "Exactly so the husband'll not see you, drink." "You'll be invisible till the Muezzin start to sing." "Wait!" "You can drink it only once." "so you'll need the magic carpet." "The carpet?" "The magic carpet!" "You order and it'll fly." "Just like you're the Boss." "Bring the girl on it" "You can fly at 10 000 meters, and make love as much as you want without fearing the cheated husband." "But...you're a magician." "Thanks, how do you do that Genie?" "You're a real godfather." "Aladdin, all of this is rubbish." "Beware, this carpet have another magic," "It'll not land before you made love at least 3 times." "What if I do it 4. 5. 6 times?" "3 times is the minimum." "Do it as much as you like." "Becareful, love makes people stupid." "Genie, you're a genius!" "Good." "I go back to sleep." "It's been 20 generations, you make me do the go-between." "Hurry up, you don't have much time left." "Drink slowly." "Don't choke on it." "Get some rest Genie, thanks." "Undress now." "How do you feel?" "It's like my blood running all threw my veins." "It was already like this before." "Undress, the clock is ticking." "My feet disappeared!" "Why are you laughing?" "What for?" "Because your dick'll disappear soon too." "You're the stupidest Aladdin of all the generations of Aladdin" "I ever met." "I'm afraid." "Bring me come back." "A young man should not be afraid." "He must be ready to disappear at the right moment." "otherwise what kind of man are you?" "Do I have to take off my lucky charm?" "Any sign of belief must be taken off." "And if something happen?" "So what?" "You're invisible." "The body would never be found." "I have to undress in front of you?" "This doesn't concern me." "We take care of our own business." "So don't watch." "The only hole is the one of the lampe." "What a cold." "It's windy outside." " Go!" "Keep a cool head." "I can control myself." "Keep a cool head!" "I got it." "He didn't get it, he kept the turban." "Why hiding if I'm invisible?" "What a jerk!" "It's strange to walk naked in the streets." "Excuse me, madam, I'm sorry." "The di..., the dick..." "What...the dick?" "How can she see it?" "The Genie said I'm invisible." "Invisible or not, I get in threw the window." "But they all see me." "That's why." "What's that?" "What a moron!" "I go make love with my hat on." "The vase..." "Sweet flower." "You're here for my love." "Look at this house!" "In wich room is the pretty Mariam?" "You can loose yourself in here." "What's that Grrr?" "He stinks this one." "Let's hope he'll not wake up." "If the eun uch is here, she must be other there." "It's me, Aladdin." "Aladdin?" "Yes." "You're Aladdin's ghost." "My love..." "You killed yourself for me." "Killed, No!" "Aladdin!" "Yes my love." "How come?" "Did you call me, madam?" "Who was it?" "The cat!" "It was the cat." "The cat, madam?" "Yes." "The cat." "Let's hope it didn't break anything else." "This damn night owl." "Come here naughty cat." "If the boss knows about that, you know what he'll do." "Ciak, ciak." "It's just a way of speech." "Here you go." "I lock him in a room, that's what he deserve." "Aladdin?" "Where are you?" "I'm here, I'm invisible." "I drank a magic potion." "Tomorrow, I'll bring a carpet so you'll just have to lie down to join me for the evenning." "You'll light a lamp, and pass it 3 times at the window." "It 'll be the signal." "We'll fly together and if you want..." "My God?" "!" "Yes, what?" "You're naked." "Don't look at me." "It's so cold." "How beautiful you are, Aladdin." "Come." "Come my love." "I always hoped to see you again, my love." "The Destiny was against us." "Sorry, excuse me." "Do you feel me?" "I don't see, but I feel you." "Damn!" "I must have catch a cold." "If the Genie could see you, so beautiful he'd die of jealousy." "If I knew before that it'd be so easy to have you" "It would have spare me a lot of things." "What did the cat do to..." "My wife..." "Mariam!" "What have you got?" "You're all shaking." "Nothing, Moshe." "I was dreaming of you taking me." "It's not even spring and you're in heat already." "And I don't feel well today." "Yes, me too." "I've got a bit of a headache." "It must be the stench." "We can't breath in here." "Tomorrow, I'll make clean everything." "I'll get a you a new carpet." "Really?" "A new carpet?" "Yes." "A new carpet, that's right." "A carpet." "How is the carpet?" "Brown." "Aright, brown." "With red border." "With red border." "A red border?" "and 2 yellow flowers in the middle." "and 2 yellow flowers in the middle." "Yellow flowers?" "Yes." "Yes...yes." "Let's sleep in another room, it really smell too bad." "And I hear strange voices." "Are you crazy?" "What?" "I just fell ." "I'm sorry, come, I help you stand up." "It's no use." "You can't do it." "Come on, stand up!" "Who's there?" "Baba!" "Yes madam." "Clean up and close the room." "Tomorrow, I'll have a new carpet." "We'll put it together." "Don't sneeze when you get in your mistress room." "But it's cold here." "What?" "This is none of your business." "Tomorrow, go to see the doctor." "He sneeze, and I have to go to the doctor." "Oh, no." "Impossible to resist." "This perfume gets to your head." "I feel like drunk." "These perfumes must contain aphrodisiacs." "Allah!" "Allah!" "A naked man!" "Allah!" "A naked man!" "What's going on?" "A naked man!" "What?" "But where?" "Allah!" "Allah!" "Allah?" "But where?" "Allah!" "Allah be with me." "I bring the carpets." "Good, good." "This is the best one, with flowers and a red dorder." "But I know this one." "Where did I saw him?" "This is a face I know, where did I met him?" "I take both." "I know him, I'm sure." "How happy I am!" "Put one here!" "It's so beautiful!" "And the other?" "The other one, other there." "That's it, there." "How tasteless are these yellow flowers." "It's true that tastes are changing." "Do you like my carpets, Baba?" "Baba, you don't like anything." "One..." "Two..." "Three." "Up and bring me the cuckold's wife!" "Here she comes!" "My love..." "My Aladdin..." "Mariam..." "My love..." "Together at last." "Look!" "Our home is the universe and the sky is our roof" "You're a shiny star." "You're the rising sun." "How romantic, Aladdin!" "I love romance." "Me too." "Get undress!" "There's no time to waste." "That's enough." "You took me two times." "I know honey." "But the carpet have precise rules." "If you don't make love 3 times at least it'll not go back on the ground." "I don't believe this story." "You just want to make love again." "Alright, come on, try to say the magic formula!" "Get down!" "Get down, Sesame." "Sesame, why don't you go down?" "You see, it doesn't go down." "We have to make love at least 3 times." "Let's help it." "If we have to..." "Get down, Sesame." "I can't do it anymore." "Here we are." "It was wonderful, my love." "Bye, my love." "My love..." "See you tomorrow." "See you tomorrow!" "Tomorrow, Aladdin!" "It worked!" "Genie!" "It works perfecly." "It works!" "It's a marvel!" "It's a marvel!" "Genie, you're a genius!" "A real genius!" "You made me happy." "I put the lamp at the wrong place." "Jackass!" "I didn't do it on purpose." "That's fortunate, you didn't do it on purpose!" "Don Aladdin!" "Coincidence or Genie's vengeance we'll never know but what what we know is that the Mariam's bedroom cleaning women changed the carpets place by mistake" "So when Mariam entered the room with her old husband a bit drunk, after too many libations." "She fell asleep instantly." "Because the man had a stomach ache he got up to drink digestive water." "but unfortunately for him he started to do what he shoudln't have done." "The signal to Aladdin." "But she's early." "The cuckold fell asleep sooner." "Up carpet, and bring me Mariam!" "What's going on?" "Help!" "Stop it Mariam!" "Where are the breaks?" "The breaks..." "Break!" "Break!" "Damn carpet, Help!" "Help!" "What have I done, Allah" "You want my death." "I beg you, don't make me die like this." "I feel dizzy." "I was always devoted to you." "Why me?" "What have I done to you?" "No!" "No!" "Slow down to land!" "I'll break in pieces." "What are you doing?" "Going back?" "There was a glade here!" "Where do you bring me?" "You scaring me to death." "My love!" "I'm here!" "I heard you Allah!" "I heard your voice!" "I'll do whatever you want." "Mariam..." "Slow down!" "I'll break my horns!" "Allah!" "No, Aladdin." "I recognise you, thieve!" "You're the one that sold me this damn carpet!" "It's me, but I have nothing to do with this." "Stop it!" "I want to get down!" "Easy to say!" "Low down your head!" "Beware, your horns!" "I understand everything, you dirty cheater!" "I order you to make this bird land!" "I can't." "I can try, but..." "Get down, Sesame!" "Sesame?" "It's named Sesame." "i think." "How do you drive it?" "You don't drive it." "It's a magic carpet." "If you can make it fly," "There must be a way to make it land." "Yes, there's one, but..." "What?" "I understand." "What do you want from me?" "Nothing." "So make it land!" "The carpet land only if the passengers make love 3 times." "What?" "Love?" "Yes!" "Love!" "You dirty pig!" "That's blackmail!" "I'm gonna push you!" "If you push me, you'll never get down." "Why?" "You have to be 2 to make love." "I'd rather be..." "Impossible!" "Shut up, betrayer!" "And don't move, you'll make us fall!" "So decide!" "What do we do?" "Is there no other way?" "No, I don't think so." "Alright." "It'll be a new experience." "Becareful!" "Becareful!" "Becareful!" "You're afraid of anything, you're shaking." "I'm not shaking." "Becareful!" "What you have to do not to stay on orbit!" "Hurry up, let's finnish this." "Try harder, just pretend I'm my wife." "How?" "Mariam is so sweet, perfumed you're old with a beard and horns." "I'd rather die." "I'd rather die!" "I don't want to stay up all my life!" "Or I pretend to be Mariam, or you do!" "I don't want!" "Come on." "Come here!" "Leave me alone!" "Pretend to be Mariam." "Mariam, my love." "Enough of these dances!" "Let's drink, my friends!" "I propose a toast." "To the beauty." "To the beauty!" "To the beauty." "To the beauty and to my happiness!" "So end..." "the story of..." "Aladdin." "Oh no, poor ones." "Nothing's raise up around here." "I want more arousing stories." "Come here." "1001 nights ago, the city of Tulatula was the kingdom of a very beautiful princess extremely vicious and cruel" "Every year, the solstice night she gives herself as a price promising to marry anyone who proves her the power of his love" "Hear, hear!" "Men of Tulatula!" "The princess Aziza'll choose as husband and master the one who make love to her 13 times in a row." "from midnight to cockrow!" "Unfortunate will be the lover who'd fail to prove it because the executioner blade will extinguish in him, any love and life." "Men of Tulatula!" "This will be the price of your power." "Hey, you'd like it?" "This kind of dirty things." "You want to risk your life for a pussy indigestion?" "You know the risks?" "Nothing's said... 13's my lucky number." "13 times is too much." "Even for a bull." "Who knows." "Depends of the cow." "You know what?" "You won't be young, if you were not so stubborn." "And you won't be so stubborn, if you were not young." "Before you decide, I want to show you something." "What thing?" "Come." "I'll tell you." "Follow me." "All these sexes of stone represents all the ones that failed." "They tried to be smart like you and they ended up here." "Here lies Cheik Amar, also called the Bull from Arabia." "Here rest Arum, the Islam stallion." "Here sleeps, if you don't wake him up, Rachid the desert's hot rabbit." "All this valiants lovers ended up here." "What are the numbers on the stones?" "They're the sexual records of each competitor." "7. 9. 10..." "But no one's ever reach 13." "Does the winners always stay anonymous?" "You play with fire, my boy." "Apparently the princess have a huge sexual craving a single sexual assault with her equals 3 assaults with an other." "It seems that last year, someone almost succeed." "Yes." "If you're looking for his grave, it's in the center." "Here." "At the honour's place." "Bardan was his name." "Startled by the cockrow on the verge of the 13 sexual intercourse." "Don't be tempted." "Preserve your youth." "Abandon your illusions as did all the men of Tulatula." "Because you got only one cock." "Not 3, not 2, this for the balls." "Of course, a few moment later" "Rajih went to the palace gate" "I come for the competition." "I call the chamberlain." "Hey, someone's looking for you." "What is it?" "Want to sign in for the competition?" "Yes." "So you must sign here." "Here." "Top of that, you're left-handed." "Good." "Get in please." "After you." "Town crier, come here, quick!" "Tell it to the people." "Hurry up." "Hear!" "Hear!" "This year again, a brave young man will face Aziza, our princess" "What good news!" "We'll work at last!" "Gimme a drink!" "It's party time for me." "a brave young man will face Aziza, our princess and if he wins the love competition she'll make him the new Prince." "He don't know the results but feast for victory already?" "He's sure to win, he's the undertaker." "Smell these incenses, it may help you." "No, you are the incense." "She wanted me to eat aphrodisiacs." "It's no use." "I'll win by my own means." "Come." "Come." "You got cold feet." "And all the body too?" "No, only the feet." "Higher." "you're so beautiful." "Here come the chamberlain." "Let's get out of here." "Dirty pigs!" "Dirty pigs!" "What are you doing?" "Can't you see?" "I was warming up the cylinders, to take off like a rocket." "You're both an ass and a donkey." "Wasting your strengh like this." "Who do you think you are?" "Ali Caccini?" "No, I just think I'm good enough." "Stupid waste." "You must not waste an once of your potency." "before to face the princess Aziza." ""To face"?" "You talk like if she's an animal." "It'll be in fact the sweetest of the nights" "You think so, Sade?" "Who?" "No one, just a joke." "Come, it's almost midnight." "Drink?" "Drink?" "Alcohol, who wants to drink?" "Make your head spin!" "The alcove is in that gazebo and in that crystal magic place, you'll love Aziza" "It'll start soon, and the cockrow'll announce the end." "From the Queen's balconey, a master of ceremony will give the results, step by steps." "Are you agree with the rules, Rajih El Malouk?" "Yes." "I'd like to add a condition." "A condition?" "Wich one?" "I'd like in between each..." "Between each round, ok." "What would you like?" "Speak!" "I'd like to eat one fruit from these magnificent trees." "A fruit?" "Yes." "Because a plum or a banana regenerate the sap." "I got nothing against your request." "Granted." "This is the middle of the night!" "Come on, let's go." "They're too many for you?" "Don't be afraid, the only one is me." "But to dominate me, you'll have to give everything as if we were as many women as these refletions." "Because me, I am the sex in person." "Watch if they started." "You're a sophisticated lover." "You should spare yourself, it's just the beginning." "Don't worry." "Only at school it took me time to pass the second grade." "Where are you going?" "I go pick up a fruit from one of those trees outside." "Can I?" "It's in the pact." "Yes, yes." "Go." "Come back quick, don't let the cockrow surprised you." "Because in that case, your head'll roll like a ripe fruit." "It's in the pact." "we'll see." "Already?" "Yes?" "Congratulations." "It's just the beginning." "If you don't take a rope, you'll fall." "He's done the first one!" "So far I can do it too!" "Once!" "Come on, place your bet!" "100 winning numbers!" "From 1 to 100!" "Come in, gentlemen, there's plenty of room" "I don't want to spend the night looking for the door." "Better hurry." "You are regenerated." "Fresh slaves, gentlemen." "Pure female breed perfumed with cow milk a selected product and well conserved" "Is it?" "Can we open the window?" "of course, here it is." "Why are you eating this?" "What fruit is it?" "A mango." "Golden and ripe." "What effect does it have?" "Who eats a golden mango, will make love like donkey." "Leave me alone, you fag!" "Run!" "Go tell the people." "Here already?" "a grapefruit." "We accept also the small bets." "Come on!" "Hurry up!" "Who eats a watermelon will make love with luxury" "I get up, I get down." "Like this again?" "Sure." "It's always like that." "I can't do it anymore." "11, hey?" "Run, go!" "A banana" "Who eats a banana make love for a week" "One at a time." "I get up here again." "13!" "Please!" "Amazing!" "Brilliant!" "He keeps going." "It's so beautiful." "14!" "The game continues." "What a bitch this princess." "And now?" "Grapes." "who eats grapes he's in good shape" "Oh, no!" "Rajih." "The princess ask for a truce." "A truce?" "Yes, few minutes to rest." "It's just a woman after all." "Alright." "Granted." "Hurry to get her in shape." "Otherwise I do the rooster and you." "Ha, if only!" "Come Rajih." "He don't leave any hole free." "Let's do it quick." "Oh no!" "A fig." "I know this one." "Who likes to eat a fig in the sister go on a dig" "I don't have anymore numbers." "And the fruit too." "Make way." "Come on, chicken sing!" "Great!" "You won." "Speak my Lord, all your wishes'll be orders." "Ha, yes?" "So I want to do these two, other there." "For now." "No..." "So the young Rajih had to marry the beautiful Aziza." "The fables always end with a morale.." "What is it here?" "There's none, my story's not over." "No?" "Do you want to know the real ending?" "Yes." "When Rajih went out to eat a fruit." "He went to the tree, and climb in it" "One of his twin brothers helped him to get in" "One of the 7 Moulouk brothers, all 7 perfect lookalike were hidden in the trees." "and switch places one after one" "That's why Rajih came back each time regenerated." "They were preparing the wedding." "They sealed their union for eternity." "I had the cock killed." "She married the 8 th twin the most unlucky of all brothers." "Kidnapped as a child by a Kurd tribe, he was castrated to become a singer" "It was the Moulouk's brother vengeance good friends of the poor Bardan" "They had avenged him." "But Aziza was married now" "She could'nt betray her husband" "She started to isolate herself and the princess became a Queen" "The new Queen of Lesbos" "A great Queen" "A wonderful isolation that made her found love" "The true love." "Pure." "and all the sweetness that the other sex couldn't give her." "When they called me to come here..." "I thought you were the problem." "Now I understand that you're more sensitive that I thought." "The powerful Al Mamoun felt something in you that makes a great queen." "I see limitless love" "in your magnificents eyes a paradise with no end will open before us" "I love you Zumurud" "I love you" "Al Mamoun finally aroused, find back his male potency." "So was born in the East, and elsewhere later, the threesome." "Nowadays, with the progress" "We call orgy, any event involving at least 6 persons." "Untill five we still consider it a sentimental relationship." "End."