"[Heavily distorted guitar noise]" "♪ Who is your baby?" "♪" "[Makes guitar noises]" "♪ King Julien is your baby ♪" "[Makes guitar noises]" "♪ Bay-bay-bay-bay-baby ♪" "♪ babyyyyy ♪" "Gentlemen, if I'm known for one thing, it's my patience." "All:" "Hmm." "Actually, Skipper, I think" "Patience!" "I'm known for my saint-like patience." "But this time those Ringtails have pushed me too far." "♪ Now, blow, big man ♪" "[Frantic trumpet playing]" "[Cacophonous noise rock]" "It's bad enough when they listen to music." "But it's worse when they make their own." "This calls for measures." "The drasticker, the better-er." "And where should I transfer the lemurs?" "What's the furthest point from us?" "The petting zoo." "Yeah." "All those tiny grabby hands." "The nose-pickers." "The tail-tuggers." "It's bratatorial combat." "Ha-ha-ha!" "The petting zoo!" "I like it." "Oh, who's gonna be our new neighbor?" "Can it be Roger?" "I like Roger." "Kowalski, I'm in a giving mood." "Grant the boy's wish." "[Computer beeping]" "Ah!" "Ah!" "Ah." "Whoa!" "Ah!" "Hey, yo, Alice, I don't know about this." "Computer says I'm supposed to transfer the lemurs to" "Are you questioning the computer?" "The same computer that spits out our paychecks?" "Excellent point." "[Groaning] No!" "This is a mistaken thing." "We should not be in this cage." "Well, maybe Mort." "Hello?" "Hello, Roger." "Welcome to the neighborhood." "Thank you, but I" "You'll find your new home is outfitted with all the modern conveniences." "Tiki bar, bouncy, throne." "Crash!" "Boing!" "Clang!" "We can fix that." "Maybe." "Rico, warm this house with a tasteful gift." "[Wretches]" "Hey, Roger." "Oh, very nice." "Very classy." "Thank you." "Thanks." "Um, could I ask one thing?" "Doesn't someone else live here?" "Not anymore." "[Laughs maniacally]" "[Whimpering]" "Everything in my kingly kingdom, including my kingly kingdom, is gone." "Yeah, but we got other things." "Yeah?" "Like what?" "I found a cotton ball doggy." "Hey, quick question." "Is this guy one of yours?" "Mort, get off the sheep." "Thanks." "I'm Randy." "Welcome to the land of 1,000 hands." "Uh, yeah, yeah, you can keep your welcomes, Randy, because I will..." "[Grunting] not be... staying..." "Phew." "[Groans]" "Maurice, I am bushed." "You do the tunneling to freedom." "Why?" "I think it's kind of nice here." "Yes, but fortunately I am king, so you don't have to think." "You only have to do." "And now what I, your king, wants you to be doing is dig, dig, dig..." "Eh, Maurice, why are they doing what I am telling you to be doing." "Because you're the king, right?" "Obviously." "With a tail like that?" "Only a king could have a tail so magnificent." "All:" "Yay for the king!" "I'm sorry, but King Julien already has someone who blindly follows him" "Wah!" "We're staying." "All:" "Yay!" "You hear that, boys?" "That's the sweet sound of lemur-free living." "Ah!" "Crash!" "Ow." "Roger, are you okay?" "Well, guys, no." "No, I'm not." "It's just this habitat." "It simply doesn't have the amount of swimmable water that a wide-bodied boy like myself needs." "We've got plenty of water in our pool." "Yeah, dip your skinnies any time you want, neighbor." "Our habitat es su habitat." "Cannonball!" "All:" "Ah!" "Splash!" " Boom!" " Ah!" "Toxic gas!" "Evacuate!" "[Clanging and grunting]" "It's..." "[Coughing] stuck." "Let us out of here!" " Help!" " Open up now!" "That's an order!" "[Humming]" "Oh, no fish." "I don't understand it." "What happened to our lunch?" "Guys, you're the best." "You're the best." "Leaving that bowl of fish for me?" "You're the best." "What was that anyway?" "Was that mackerel?" "This presentation on Dr. Blowhole's lair is classified triple top secret for your eyes only and" "Guys, guys!" "Ooh." "Thwap!" "Clang!" "Sorry about that." "[Grunts]" "No problem." "I just spent three painstaking weeks building it." "Listen." "I'm working on an original musical," ""Gator in the Park," okay?" "And I'm not sure which lyric is better," ""I have lots of teeth at the end of my snout,"" "or, "If you call me cruel names, I'm likely to pout."" "Ooh, now that I say it out loud, it should definitely be the second one." "Okay, thanks, guys." "Man, I'm beginning to see a flaw in this plan." "[All groaning]" "Why do they get to touch the royal feet?" "Because, Mort, they have soft, furry paws." "But I have soft, furry paws too." "Yes, but they are also cute and adorable." "But I am cute and adorable too." "Mm, yeah, I'm just gonna bottom line this for you." "They're not you." "Stupid bunnies." "Good news, lemurs." "You're going back home." "Hooray!" "Uh, maybe you penguins are confused." "We are home." "What, this?" "This isn't your home." "You belong in a habitat customized to your specific lemurish needs." "Uh, no, this petting zoo is much betterer." "Look, I've got way more subjects." "Ooh." "Bunnies." "[Slurping]" "And they do everything he wants so I don't have to." "Yes, when I say hop..." "They say, "How high?"" "Uh, no, they just hop." "Maximum height is a given." "Hop, Fluffy." "[Jet engine noise]" "See?" "Mad hops." "So to be honest, we really miss the old kingdom not so much." "I do." "Forget it." "We didn't need their permission before." "We don't need it now." "Permission?" "Before?" "Fellows, it's time to undue this neighbor swap fiasco." "Just a few keystrokes." "Uh-uh-uh." "I was expecting this kind of sneaky Peter tricking from you penguins." "Touch that computing thingy and face the wrath of my newest subjects." "What, the cute bunnies?" "If I am telling them to open up a can of "Whoop Penguin,"" "then this can will be opened." "[All laughing] Believe you me." "You can't be serious." "You want us to be afraid of Floppy?" "Ooh!" "All:" "Ah!" "Hee-yah!" "[Grunts]" "Pew!" "Ah" "[Whimpering]" "[Buzzing]" "Ah!" "Ah!" " Eh!" " Ah!" "No, no!" "Pew!" "[Grunting]" "[Barks]" "[All growning]" "[Bunnies growl]" "Wow." "I was totally bluffing back there." "I had no idea you really had such sick booty-kicking skills." "[Laughs] Tell you what." "Baby carrots for everyone, that's what." "All:" "Yay for carrots!" "Punches." "They were so cottony." "It was like a macabre ballet of adorability and pain." "Well, on the bright side, at least we don't have Julien singing anymore." "♪ Would love a gator like me ♪" "Oh, oh, boy." "Oh, I hit a clam." "Hold up." "♪ Me ♪" "♪ me ♪" "[Grunting]" "Ahhhh!" "What up, birds?" "We're looking for weakness in the enemy." "The little tyrant, huh?" "Yeah, last night he told me to "surrender my puffy wooliness unto him."" "Just about surrendered my hoof unto his" "Then our goals are the same." "The only question is the means." "You remember how I got kicked out of here, don't you?" "Sure, you did a pearly white puncture job on a kid." "I don't think we'll ever get Julien to bite a zoo visitor." "Well, who says it has to be him?" "[Flapping lips]" "Randy, underneath that sweater beats the heart of a wolf." "I bite the people, and then we go home?" "Just a nibble." "No skin breakage." "And stupid bunnies stay here?" "Exactly." "I'm gonna bite the peoples!" "I want two choco bombs, five gum breakers, and a large slurp soda." "Ooh, and zippy sticks." "Ten zippy sticks." "Skipper, the Vesuvius twins are sugaring up." "Then they'll be en route to the petting zoo." "Ten-four, Kowalski." "The Vesuvius twins... perfect." "If anyone deserves Mort's might bite, it's Park Avenue's brattiest." "Uh-oh, I'm stuck." "Get him off of there." "We need those choppers." "All right, animals." "For petting." "Pull." "The biting window is closing." "[Wretches]" "[Groaning]" "[Kids laughing]" "Find your happy place." "[Grunting]" "[Groaning]" "[Gasps] Ooh, look at those." "Monkey things." "Ooh, fresh meat." "I've changed my mind." "I don't like the petting zoo anymore." "We'll protect you, Your Majesty." "Puh-ha-ha." "From what?" "These humans are obviously bringing tributes of tasty snacks to the petting zoo king." "Eh, I accept your offerings." "Ah!" "This thing is attacking me!" "Get it off!" "Get it off!" "[Slurping]" "Oh, brain freeze." "No, no, Mrs. Vesuvius." "Lemurs shouldn't even be in the petting zoo." "Frankly, I don't even know how they got there in the first place." "Stupid computer." "Mission accomplished, boys." "Hooray!" "[Rattling]" "No!" "I do not want this kingdom!" "Take me back to my petting kingdom." "I order you." "Please-hee-hee-hease." "Aw, guys." "I'll sure miss our next door neighborliness." "Right, not gonna be the same." "Still, I can drop by any time, go for a swim, sing some showtunes." "Oh, uh..." "Oh, yeah, yeah, great." "Just--just call first." "But I don't have a phone." "Oh, neither do we." "Later."