"Life is not fair, but if you add some cream to it--this is my life:" "I don't know how, but I didn't realize it when my life got messed up." "Sir, this is Andrew Webber." "From the U.S." "Murdered on the 26th." "Jimmy Tarkof." "From Ukraine." "Murdered on the 18th." "Both of them, were killed within 10 days of their arrival in Delhi." "By the pricking of a needle that was dabbed with a lethal dose of" "Radio Nucleotide Cyanide." "Sir, both of them were murdered in a crowded area and we couldn't find any clue or evidence." "No fingerprints or DNA traces either." "The only thing we did find from their fake credit cards was that, these two were hackers." "And, they were no ordinary hackers." "They were the undisputed kings of their domain." "But, sir... for hacking, you don't need to... even step out of your bed." "So, what brought these two to Delhi?" "One thing's sure." "Something big is going to happen in Delhi." "They didn't come here to steal loose change from the ATMs." "So... it's a cyber-cell case." "Why don't you seek their help?" "Sir, I've been working with them for the past few days." "They couldn't even find their real names." "It's along shot, sir." "So, what's the option?" "Sir, I need a hacker that thinks like them, operates like them." "Someone who knows the ins and outs of the cyber-world." "Cunning and smart, just like them." "And..." "I need your written permission to hire him." "♪ Apple." "Orange." "Strawberry." "Blackberry. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "Software." "Software." "Software." "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "This is made in China." "Great." "The M's missing." "Here you go." "W's also like M." "♪ there'll be no warranty... ♪" "♪ No Bill either... ♪" "♪ No guarantee... ♪" "♪ No warranty... ♪" "♪ No Bill either... ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "♪ Here comes the container. ♪" "♪ Delivered straight from China. ♪" "♪ It could last forever. ♪" "♪ Or maybe just until dusk. ♪" "♪ The tension won't let you sleep. ♪" "♪ It'll wreak havoc. ♪" "♪ It could last forever. ♪" "♪ Or maybe just until dusk. ♪" " No kidding!" "♪ The tension won't let you sleep. ♪" "♪ It'll wreak havoc. ♪" "♪ In this era, guaranteed it's the last thing to expect. ♪" "♪ Listen carefully... ♪" "♪ Love's made in China. ♪" "We've been granted permission but, where are we going to find a guy with all these qualities?" "A year ago, there was news about a hacker who stole 10 Rs from hundreds of accounts." "And people realized the fraud only after three months." "And anyway, no one's going to burn precious petrol to lodge a complaint about a 10 Rs theft." "What was the name of that hacker?" "Kung-Fu Chameli!" "I see." "Oh yes, sir." "The theft was so small, we also didn't take any interest in it." "I mean... it wasn't worth the effort, so" "I want that small-time crook Kung-fu Chameli." "Don't you have any shame?" "Why would I crash your college server for you?" "Is the money ready?" "I've just 2000, but please help us out, bro... sis"" "Who are you calling Sis?" "Keep the money ready, I'll do your job." "Despo--just because you can't find a real girl you're settling for her." "The things one has to do to earn money!" "You wouldn't get it." "For now, let me hack their college server." "This is not a girl's job." "Check out my moves, dude." "0h... flaunting in English." "Did you drop your cousin at the airport?" "Here you go." "I'm forwarding you the link." "Now, try delaying the results without crashing their server." "Do it." " So, take this." "Do it." "Come on, do it." "Oh, Shucks!" "I'm in for a beating today." "Hello." "Yes, Mom." "I'm writing my exams, I'll call to you later." "You're such a liar." "Let me tell her the truth." " Stop that." "Nothing, the examiner's staring at me." "He'll definitely crush my balls." "I'll call you later." "Useless." "Doesn't make a difference." " Come on." "Sir, the system of our country is really strange." "There's a board in every lane and alley:" ""Hacker Not Allowed."" ""Hacker Not Allowed."" "Yet, we're looking for one." "That's not 'Hacker' on the signs, that's "Hawker"." "Haw-ker." "Haw..." "Then, who are we looking for, sir?" "Ha-cker, Ha-cker." "Hacker?" "I can't even connect to the internet." "It keeps buffering all day." "They're just hackers, not hotshots." "You can find those lowlifes at Nehru place." "You can find all of them at Nehru place." "They just hang around all day, good-for-nothings." "We need electricity first, then we'll look for the hacker." "Sir... sir, you?" "Stop mumbling!" "I want a sharp-witted hacker." "You're at the right place, sir." "This is where hackers are born, and also get together." "Sir, consider your search as over." "You'll find hackers of every size and shape." "This market on the first Tuesday of every month." "Hackers." "Shackers." "Hardware, software." "Porn" "You can get anything you like." "Sir, if hackers could fly, then, this would be their airport." "So, take a look." "Sir, look at that guy." "[MAN]:" "It's a simple system." "But it can jam all internet connections ... in a second!" "He's called the Professor." "'Prof'." "The 'Papaji' (Father) of Hackers." "1... and 3... and..." "Oops." " Sir, he'll be perfect." "Shall I talk to him?" "I need an ingenious youngster." "Like the 'Sehwag' of the Hacking world." "'Sehwag' (Champion)?" "Hey, fools!" "That's 'Floppy'." "Original name, Manjot Gill." "Look at my new innovation." "The Profiler." "Alias, 'Khol De Pol'." "Sir, his list of escapades is longer than the arms of the law." "It can tell you everything, in just three minutes." "So the challenge is:" "either you hack it in three minutes, or, it will publicly expose you in three minutes." "Anyone up for the challenge?" "That's Palvinder. 'Pancho.'" "That's his name." "His audio doesn't work." "Doesn't speak much." "He's more complex than his brawny looks." "Come on." "Give it a try." "Floppy the fool!" "That's Chutney, alias Shalu Sharma." "She's a logistics expert." "Since she turned 16, she's been doing everything... that's not allowed at 21 either." "Girl." "This is no ordinary profiler." "The FBI and the CIA use it." "Hey!" "Mickey!" "Hey, Mickey Arora!" "Useless-bum!" "Come on." "What's gotten into you?" "Can your device sense every expression?" " Yes." "Floppy" "Sir, that's Mickey." "Mickey Virus." "Hold it." "Professor's laziest student." "He's one of those boys that studies at the last moment." "He'll take up your job but, he'll never complete it." "He hates even the mention of the word work." "Forget him." "Look at Floppy sir." "Oh my!" "Did you make this?" "It's a super-system!" "You're a genius." "Floppy!" "You're my best friend." "Thank you, bro." "Mickey!" "Here you go, sir." "His new scam." "He just hacked the college server." "Call him." " Him?" "Yes, sir." "Don't tell him about us?" " Yes." "Sir, why shouldn't he tell him about us?" "He might get scared realizing that we're the Police." "Here comes Mr. Pile on!" " Mickey." "Listen." "Come with me." " Get lost." "Hear me out." "He's my uncle, just come meet him once." "Get lost." " Please, Mickey!" "Just once!" "Get lost." "I've done so many favors for you, just do this for me." "I'll slap you." " Please, just this once." "You have two uncles." " The other one's paternal." "Come for just 2 minutes!" "HI." "I am Siddhant." "You're a cop?" " What the" "He's smart." "How did I figure it out?" "Simple." "He's scared." "And you're wearing sports shoes under your uniforms, also, your demeanor clearly says that you are a government officer." "Police officer." "Inspector." "Constable." "Right?" " Wrong." "I am the Inspector." "He's a constable?" "I'll slap you silly." "Can't you see?" "He's ACP." "He's wearing better clothes." "Now that we know how sharp you are then, let's get to the point." "Will you work with me?" " Work?" "No." "This not a question, it's an order." "Will you come along quietly, or will I have to drag your along?" "Sir..." "No need to say yes now." "Take a few days." "You see..." "I don't work with or for anyone." "It's my rule." "Think about it." "Give it some thought." "Like you guys say:" "Sleep over it." "See you." " Come here." "Listen:" " What did you say?" "Hear me out..." "I've got a problem!" "So sorry, guru" "Sir, at least half a dozen have tried since morning." "They're all useless." "Here he is." "Welcome." "So, what's the outcome?" "Tracking hackers was quite tricky sir." "I tried to track the trails of both of the dead hackers." "But, couldn't find a clue about why they came to Delhi or who called them, or, what their motive was." "Sir, I suggest" " No, no." "Don't suggest anything." "Get going." "I can guess the rest from your face." "You failed to score on anything, right?" "Come on, get going." "Go, go, go." "Don't jump off!" "Take the stairs down!" "Sir, they can't even find their way around here." "Sir, it's not their cup of tea." "They can't even hold their pants up." "Their pants keep slipping down and, their underwear keeps coming out!" "They're good for nothing." " Sir." "Sir." "This is the Mickey the Virus history." "These days this slimy bastard has been playing games under the avatar of Kun-fu Chameli." "Shut your trap, Chutney." "It will only take you five minutes." "Take your Goddamn scooter and get over here." "I am a super hacker." "And my mom sent me out to buy vegetables" "Life was busy, handling mom's store by day and creating fake viruses for the antivirus companies by night." "Oh, come on!" " That's how I came to the Govindpuri vegetable market." "Where I met that knockout-beauty." "0h, my!" "I wish I had read Mills and Bowles in my childhood instead of Milli and Babloo comics!" "What do you want?" "a sweet gourd." "This is a vegetable market, not a milk booth." "We sell by the kilo." " So, what?" "How much for it?" " 50 Rs a kilo." "Shall I pack it or will you eat it here?" "50 Rs?" "You're ripping us." "It costs only 10 Rs." "It's the wedding season." "Sweetmeats are the delicacy of the season." "Wedding season!" "That's a great season!" "Shall I wrap that for you, miss?" "No." "It's too expensive." " Right." "It's too expensive." "That's not done." "You're selling it at a high rate." "You can't sell something worth 10Rs, for 50Rs." "It's too expensive." "Do you want to buy it or are you just looking around?" "Oye!" "Your vegetable has made me a vegetable!" "Bird watching again, you pervert!" "Chutney!" "Opportunity always hit poked, mailed, spammed and liked me." "And, I kept waiting for her to knock on my door." "This time I won't let her slip." "Are you listening?" " Yes." "Just pack the gourd!" "Excuse me." "When a gorgeous girl is in front of you, then, there can actually be a huge difference between what you think in your mind, and what you actually say." "Stop wasting time on thinking of your Facebook status, and think about the right pickup line to impress her." "Ask her name." "Move your lips, idiot!" "Mickey, you should get a kick on your bums!" "Rascal." "I've been carrying that gourd around." "While you" " To hell with the gourd." "Where did she go?" "The original version of my Kung-fu Chameli." "Come back to earth!" "Every fair-skin looks like Kung-fu Chameli to you." "She's vanished!" "Chutney." "Please." "Give me one pickup-line to impress her." "Are we brothers?" "Please." "Please." "Please." "I'll have to Google for it." "Forget the flour and start Googling." "And send me the pickup-line, now." "Hey!" "HI." "Hi?" "May I help you?" " Yeah!" "By giving me your number." "Name." "Address." "Are you crazy?" " No." "Fine, how about a photograph of yours." "You see, I want to tell Santa what I want for Christmas." "Merry Christmas!" "You... are mad!" " No, I" "Why didn't God put a Backspace in my mouth?" "Couldn't you find a worse line?" "Mickey, you should definitely get kicked in your bums, and all other parts of your body." "I was trying to send you the line, but it isn't going through." "Your system had to buffer now, right?" "It was such a disastrous pickup line." "Madam, your card!" "Kung-fu Chameli!" "I will return her this card." " Here, take this along." "Read the line from this." "Thank you." "Wait, wait, wait." "You forgot your card." "Fate brought you to me Miss." "Fate brought you to me Miss." "Mutual funds are subject to market risk." "My card?" "I see." "So your fate brought us together." "So, if you're lucky, we'll meet again." "I am on my way." "Your vegetable has turned my mind into a vegetable!" "Couldn't you give me a better line?" "First you ask for help and later you cry about it." "But Floppy" "She was just amazing." "From the moment I saw her, everything went into slow-motion." "What's happening?" "Turn on the subtitles, I can't hear a thing." "I'm getting that falling-in-love type feeling." "He's dying in love." "Do you have a plan to find her?" "To hell with the plan." "But, there must be a way to find her." "You don't know her name, her address, or her phone number." "How are you going to find her?" "Stupid." "The professor always says, if you're stuck, then hit rewind, and review the events again." "You will find the solution in there." "Madam, your card." "Wait, wait, wait." "You forgot your card." "Palwinder." "Your audio's got super speakers!" "Find anything?" "Everything." "She's Kamayani." "Kung-fu Chameli." "Your gal's a real hottie." "Why do nerds always end up with the best girls?" "Fate did bring us back together, Kammi!" "My future children's Mummy!" "Floppy, you know, your 'Profiler' was really good." "I just uploaded the latest antivirus." "Then why did you screw it up?" "Dog!" "Did you forget the Professor's first rule?" "No matter how good the hardware you build." "If your software's weak, your system will definitely crash." "Elementary!" "You remember all the Professor's rules, but, everything he hands you as a job, you make disappear into thin air." "You two are the Professor's ass lickers." "Why do you need me?" "And anyway, I'm not like the universal charger that you can plug in anywhere." "Since you've fell for that Kung-fu chick, even your thoughts have become triple-X." "Kung-fu chick?" "You find this lame joke funny, do you?" " Are you crazy?" "What are you doing?" "Hello." "Yes, Professor." "We're on our way." "Professor." "Come fast." " Hey?" "Where to?" "Sitting idle and doing nothing is your job." "Come on." "Shalu, Where are you going?" "Sit down." "Before you pin this bill on me, I'm running away." "I have such useless friends!" "Our fates have been written with the donkey's bottom." "But I had to see this time." "Whether fate's with me, or with the police." "Here you go." "Why don't you open an account for me?" "Onions are getting expensive." "So?" "So, I'm using cauliflower instead." "Is your brother okay now?" "Mickey." "Enough fooling around." "You've a meeting with the ACP." "Let's go." "What meeting?" "We gave you two days to think, heh?" "But you sent no message." "You made a run for it." "Come on." "I've brought a bottle of oil along to rub it on you." "Now, we'll take you for a spin in our own style." "Come on." " Can I finish the noodles?" "Pack them to go." "Hello, Mom?" "I'm going on a field trip." "Yeah." "I'll be back by evening." "Well, it could even take a day or two." "Where will I get the gourd?" "I don't want any sweetmeat." "Hello." "I can't hear you." "Hello" "I like sweetmeats." "There's a saying in our Police station." "When a big vegetable is put out... .. is put out" "Everyone gets a piece of it." "Right!" "Sir, here's your Virus!" "Stand straight." " I knew it." "I knew it." "I knew it, Mickey Arora." "You're behind this mischief." "You destructor!" "All of you are good-for-nothing slackers." "When you rack your brains at dial-up speed, then, there's no need to bigmouth like broadband." "Instead of using dead brain cells, just follow me." "You can't understand such a small thing." "Why" "Hey Bull worker, what's so funny?" "Mr. Arora." "I hired you make our process manual." "When are we going to see something in print?" "I recognise your-- - 'Sir, very soon.'" ""Very soon..." ?" "you've spent half of your life saying that." "Hello." "Who?" "Priyanka Chopra?" "Do I sound like Priyanka Chopra?" "This is Pinchoo Banerjee speaking over here." "Now keep the bloody phone!" "Nonsense." "You" " I recognise" "Hello." "Who?" "Priyanka Chopra?" "Keep the phone calls down you no-good..." "Please!" "Mickey, I'm warning you for the last time." "I recognise" "The bloody heroine perverted fans are not letting me sleep." "I had to change my mobile number because of your antics." "I will have you thrown behind bars!" "I won't spare you, swine!" "Bhalla" " I'll get you arrested!" "Take him some place to cool down." "Come with me, I'll buy you an icicle-pop." "But no sugar in it!" "0k?" "I've got diabetes." " Come along." "Sid." "There's an amazing sale at Sarojini Hagar." "Let's talk on the way." "You said you never work for or with anyone." "So, it was a slip of the tongue." "But I soon mended my mistake." "Sir." "It's finally in print, sir." "Pinchoo!" "Mickey!" "Have you always been taking these photos of girls, or, did you just hit puberty?" "These are just... extra-curricular activities." "This is a list of all your scams." "And your boss is keen on lodging a complaint with us." "So, either you work for me, or go to jail." "This?" "This is rubbish." "Don't take me for a fool." "Try linking me to any of these, and I will bow to you." "Have you heard the saying:" ""Heads is mine and tails is mine and I own the coin" ?" "So here, I own all the coins." "I can make you run between court and jail for the rest of your life." "Don't get sentimental." "Just tell me the job." "I got this installed for you." "It's cool." "Have you heard about the 'Bhram gang'?" "'Bhram gang'?" "What sort of a name is that?" "Which gangster is he?" "They aren't gangster, they are hackers." "Hacker gang?" "No." "What kind of system is this?" "I can't even open it." "It's just a can with a lot of wires!" "Sid, tell me one thing:" "Why didn't you ask the advice of the one you bought this for?" "If I work on this, I'll never get the job done." "We'll have to upgrade it." "Okay." "What do you want?" "I've a solution to the problem." "I know a guy, he's an expert in cheaply upgrading computers." "The biggest jinx of my life, what made you call me?" "I need you to upgrade a system." "Yes." "8gb Ram, Ting-Ting-Ting 1.7 processor." "4GB graphic card and.... 2TB hard disk." "This will cost you... 70,000 Rs." "150,000?" "Are you crazy?" "Always hogging the bigger share." "We won't pay you a penny more than 125,000." "They are the Police." "Better do their job." "Make a healthy relationship with them." "It'll come in handy some day!" "Okay, add the 25,000..." " Okay." "Sure." "Done, done." "Sir, I've done your job." " Cheapskate." "Once Antoo does his job, I'll do mine." "Can I go now?" "Mom was calling." "We'll meet again... in a week or two." "Sir." "You let that boy go." "Surprising, sir." "He made the Bengali run for his life, saying that you're filing a case of mental harassment against him." "What's this, sir?" "♪ Do I stop... this moment?" "♪" "♪ Or do I..." "let myself go?" "♪" "♪ What do I do?" "♪" "♪ What do I do?" "♪" "♪ What do I do?" "♪" "♪ I can't think anything right now. ♪" "♪ I am in love. ♪" "♪ I am in love. ♪" "♪ I am in love. ♪" "♪ I am in love. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "♪ It started a series of events. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "People follow on Facebook and Twitter." "But my feet are tired from following you around." "♪ It started a series of events. ♪" "So you won't give up?" " Me?" "It's destiny after all." "See, we meet again because it was destiny." "By the way, how about coffee after office?" "Isn't that too fast?" " No." "Not tonight, tomorrow." "So... coffee... coffee..." "Just one." " You're so stupid." "♪ Sweetheart. ♪" "♪ I've lost my senses. ♪" "♪ I've lost my heart. ♪" "♪ You dwell in my heartbeats. ♪" "♪ Sweetheart. ♪" "♪ I am in love. ♪" "♪ I am in love. ♪" "♪ I found you after losing myself. ♪" "♪ That's how I learned to live. ♪" "♪ I found you after losing myself. ♪" "♪ That's how I learned to live. ♪" "♪ I forsook everything for your love. ♪" "♪ That's how I learned to live. ♪" "♪ Your smile's... my happiness. ♪" "♪ My happiness is only with you. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "♪ It started a series of events. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "♪ Since I fell in love with you. ♪" "Mickey's missing again?" "What, sir?" " Mickey!" "He's disappeared, sir." "Is Mickey's supplier here yet, to upgrade the machine?" "He's out of town, sir." "Visiting the temple." "Goddess Mother, bless us all." "He'll do it once he's back." "Sir, I'm curious to know." "What kind of a case are we working on exactly?" "No identification, no investigation." "It's been so long since we last interrogated someone in the station." "We're taking the help of one crook to catch another one." "And, sir, assign the boy Mickey to me." "I'll set him straight with a stick." "I don't think Mickey can be handled with a stick." "Might doesn't solve everything, Bhalla." "Sometimes we need to be more fluid, like water, to find a way." "Didn't like what I said?" "No, sir." "Just didn't understand what you said." "You?" "At this hour?" "I've got a gift for you." "A gift for me?" "Stolen from my own building?" "Don't stolen gifts have sentiment?" "Try to understand the feeling." "But, we're friends. 0k?" "People only give a flower," "I gave you the entire pot." "And you say we're friends?" "Fine." "I have to get to my office now." "Go." "I proposed to her." "Watch it you bloody..." " Rascal." "Stop flaunting your English." "Good for nothing, I'll thrash you black and blue and throw you out of Delhi." "And you, are you crazy?" "Don't lust for a girl you don't know." "Just see it from my point of view." "And you'll definitely blow a fuse." " I see." "No wonder I didn't see you for so long." "So, why don't you tell her, that you're a crook-hacker?" "Chutney, it's time I turned back from being Mickey Virus to being Mickey Arora again." "But, how are you going to mend your ways?" "By joining the police." "I even have an offer." "Now Police are hiring crooks for their department?" "Then this country definitely needs improvement!" "There are cops ahead." "Shall I race ahead?" " No." "Chutney, no. no." "No chutney!" "So, what exactly do you do?" " Me?" "I" "Mom, I am at the shop." "Yes." "I handle my family business, part-time." "That dog even sold the Qutub Minar (a famous tower in Delhi) over the internet." "I'm not on the computer." "Who told you that?" "He's a big thief." "He can even steal from the flea-market." "He's a bloody silly-con." "Who can dare steal anything in front of me from this shop when I am here?" "You're just too much!" "He can even infect a typewriter with a virus!" "I sweep computers." "Hello, Mr. Shin Chan." "Yes, your virus is ready." "Yes, your virus is ready." "Very fast!" "Mr. Arora." "Very fast!" "You should be in China!" "He's a champion of computers." "But I'll make mincemeat out of him if he faces me directly." "Mickey, you" "Which ones?" "Dal-chini Virus," "Piles Virus," "Snacks Virus, and Bulldog Virus and... and, Indian Sweet virus." "Look at what he's done to me." "I am on the roads." "I'm also freelance... ing." " Basically you are good for nothing!" "Hey!" "Being useless is a big job." "Don't misunderstand." "I can read bodies, and minds too." "They call me Bond in my colony." "0k, Malviya Hagar's Mr. James Bond, do you read body language?" "Body... and language as well." "I'm like a magician." "Okay, jhalle." "Then tell me what I am thinking." "Every time I look at you the parental control of my mind is switched-off." "And my system crashes." "Don't look at that good-for-nothing." "He's just sitting there with those headphones on his ears listening to cricket commentary." "Hold on." "Hey!" "What's the score?" " Mickey." "You always know what's going around." "It's been a month since we met." "And according to that, today is our anniversary." "Did you remember?" "What kind of an anniversary falls in a month-old relationship?" "The eggs in my fridge are older than that." "You will always remain a jhalla!" "Listen" "If you've paid the bill, at least take the change!" "Listen to me." "Listen to me at least!" "You call yourself a magician, don't you?" "A magician can make an elephant disappear in front of thousands of people." "The things he shows us are not real." "Can you repeat your words?" "I couldn't understand a thing." "Hello." "Turn around." "Hi, Sid." " Siddhant." "Let's sit inside." "Your guy has upgraded the system." "And, with one slap he took his share without your commission." "Commission?" "Sid, you can never trust such guys." "Can you see something written?" "You're my brother after all." "Fine." "What's the job?" "Laptop" "Careful." "I've raised this machine with a lot of hard work." "Surprising, isn't it?" "Imagine the chaos you can cause with this small tin can." "This is the Bhram Gang's site." "Study it," "It's quite a secure site." "Fine." "I'll workout something in a week." "We aren't going anywhere, until you crack this site." "Give me four days." "You're going to get me delayed." "Multi-layered firewall." "If I go any further, its system will get activated." "And they will track the IP address of this system in 60 seconds." "You mean, after pressing 'Enter,' if you don't crack this site in 60 seconds" "then, these dangerous criminals will come knocking at your door?" "That's exactly what I said." "You've got 60 seconds." " Sid!" "58!" "50" "45 seconds!" "It's a very secure site." " Not your cup of tea?" "30 seconds." "By the way, they've committed four murders." "15 seconds." "10... 7... 6... 5... 4..." " Wait!" "Wait!" "Wait!" "Don't ever do that again." "You squeezed my balls pretty hard!" "I had no choice." "Your generation generally doesn't perform until their balls are squeezed hard." "Work with me for 30 days." "If you like it, we can continue working together." "I'll do anything you say." "Can I go now?" "Tomorrow, 10:30 am." "At my police station." "10:30 am?" "Fine, I'll be there." "Can I go now?" "Don't be late, or I'll issue a warrant against you." "How much more are you going to screw me?" "Kammi!" "Why did you leave?" "I am going to my office." " Fine." "Don't be furious." "Let's meet at 6:30 pm, at the Chinese Corner." "Chinese Corner?" "You should have been born in China!" "Well, I've a grand surprise for our anniversary." "Your arrangements better be good!" "I'll be there at 6:30." "Bloody cop, got me into a lot of trouble." "I could spend my entire life serving the country, but, if I lose the girl, I will still be left with nothing." "I have to plan the anniversary as well!" "♪ Cheap goods up for sale. ♪" "♪ Stop racking your brains. ♪" "What is this?" "♪ Cheap goods up for sale. ♪" "♪ Stop racking your brains. ♪ What do you mean?" "♪ Cheap goods up for sale. ♪" "♪ Stop racking your brains.♪" "♪ It's a One... and a two..." "and a three... and a four... ♪" "♪ My heart sways... ♪" "♪ My heart sways... ♪" "♪ In English maybe... ♪" "♪ My heart sways... ♪" "♪ The body's no fun. ♪" "♪ Nor is the top. ♪" "♪ You can't buy pizza at the price of stuffed bread. ♪" "♪ Who's going through the emotional pain?" "♪" "♪ The cow won't sing... ♪" "♪ ...after it lifts its tail. ♪" "♪ When will you come?" "♪" "♪ When will you come?" "♪" "♪ You will definitely kill me!" "♪" "♪ When will you come?" "♪" "♪ I live for you, I die for you. ♪" "♪ What about V-W-X-Y-Z?" "♪" "♪ Sweetheart, when are you coming?" "♪" "♪ Coming when you... ♪" "♪ Remember. ♪" "♪ Every time love's on your list. ♪" "♪ Mutual funds are subject to market risks. ♪" "Kamayani, I've been trying to call you." "Mickey, where are you?" "I'm waiting for you at the Chinese Corner." "Can you come to the office right away?" "What are you still doing at the office?" "Don't ask questions, Mickey." "Just come here as soon as possible." "Please!" "Kamayani?" " Yes." "Kamayani?" "Kamayani, what's wrong?" "I messed things up, Mickey." "Messed what up?" "I was just leaving to meet you." "My boss gave asked me to transfer an amount from a client's account." "But, I don't know how, in my haste to meet you, I entered the last two digits of the client's account number wrong." "Relax, Kamayani!" "Mistakes happen." "Tell your boss, he'll reverse the transaction:" "Simple!" "If he finds out, I'll lose my job and my career will be over." "Well, it's not long before that will happen." "My boss has a meeting with the auditors at 11 pm." "And he must be on his way here right now." "Come, Mickey." "Let's get out of here." "I can't face him now." "Let's go." "Mickey." "Mickey, let's go." " Hold on, Kamayani." "How can you-- ?" "Kamayani, give me the bank site's link." " Link?" "What do you want it for?" "I'm going to try." " Try?" "Try to reverse the transaction." "You think this is a joke or childs play?" "It's impossible to crack this bank's site." "Kamayani, just give me the link." "Will the guard squeal to your boss?" "Forget him, he won't say anything." "Let's go, Mickey." "Level two." "Madam." "The boss is in the building." " Oh God!" "Mickey, let's just get out of here." "They are here." "Kamayani, almost done." "Wait." "Yes, done." "Here, enter the account number." "Do it!" "♪ The eyes first spoke with each other. ♪" "♪ Later we just exchange conversation. ♪" "♪ The eyes first spoke with each other. ♪" "♪ Later we just exchange conversation. ♪" "♪ Let the journey continue. ♪" "♪ Let these events go on. ♪" "♪ I pray that my heart always beats for you. ♪" "♪ I pray that my heart always beats for you. ♪" "♪ May this continue just like this. ♪" "♪ May this caravan never stop. ♪" "♪ I pray that my heart always beats for you. ♪" "♪ I pray that my heart always beats for you. ♪" "Trouble!" "I am late." "That cop's going to beat the shit out of me." "There will be fireworks at the Police station today." "So, what's your plan for the evening?" "Evening?" "All my best evenings are unplanned." "What about you?" "By the way, my wish for today is" "Be careful what you wish for!" "Let's meet in the evening." "There's a surprise for you." " A surprise?" "I want to know." "A surprise is a surprise is a surprise." "Why did that cop have to call me in today?" "Fine." "Let's meet in the evening." "Don't worry, I'm there." "Where's Sid?" " Hold on." "Sid?" "Sid who?" "My brother." "Where is he?" "The ACP guy." "Inside." " Sorry, Sid." "Sorry." "I left on time, but traffic is a dangerous thing." "And then, there are those bloody cops at every signal." "Sorry." "You are late." "You should be on time in your work." "Take him away." "And complete the joining formalities." "Yes, sir." "Come on, Mickey." "Let's get started with you." "I hope you got enough rest before leaving home." "Let's go." "Do you need a special invitation?" "Come on." "It's an expensive system." "Yet, it's showing images upside down." "It's made in China, use and throw!" "May I?" "Sir." "Sir, I mean it." "Do you think he'll do the job?" "Sometimes when a lame horse runs" "Here you are sitting on such an advanced system, and all you can do is capture videos of cars?" "He can leave the strangest horse's behind." "If he doesn't, I'll stick the rod up his bottom." "Then he'll keep turning around like an arse." "Done." " Done?" "How did you do it so quickly?" "When you hand a difficult job to a lazybones, he always finds an easy way to do it." "Find anything?" "Yes, I'm quite deep inside." "Then, you must be enjoying it too!" "I'll send tea for you." "It's just like I feared." "I've lost the track of this case." " What happened?" "Last night,at the Excalibur Bank's Hauz Khaus branch, someone hacked Anwar Raja's account and stole 100 crores. (1 billion) [a crore is an East Asian term for 10 million]" "Excalibur Bank?" " Yes." "Excalibur Bank." "They stole Anwar Raja's money, and right now he's on an air flight." "It will be landing here in Delhi in 12 hours." "And as soon as the plane lands, he'll screw us all... and, he won't spare that hacker either." "This is definitely the doing of the Bhram Gang." "They stuck their noses in the wrong place." "Did you find anything?" "Mickey?" " Yes." "Did you find anything?" " I'll look." "Well, hurry up!" "It didn't take me long to realise that I had made an ass of myself." "Mickey!" "Did you find anything?" " No, I'll..." "look." "Hurry up!" "Come on, Kamayani." "Pickup, pickup." "Pick up the phone." "Pick up the phone." "Come on, pick up the phone." "Pick up the phone." "Come on, Kamayani." "Hey Gadget geek." "What are you doing?" "Working, what else?" "Is this how you work, strolling around the room?" "Do you take me for a fool?" "Take your bag." "Come along." " Where?" "Sir's called for you?" " Why?" "He'll sing you a lullaby, or, give you a lollipop." "Must be a girl?" " What?" "Usually, people only look this tense in two situations:" "either it concerns a girl, or money." "You don't look like you've got money to lose." "So, it must be a girl." "Who is Anwar Raja, Mr. Bhalla?" "Wonderful!" "Mr. Bhalla!" "Anwar Raja is a broker for the Ministers." "He turns their black money into white." "He's well-connected." "Why?" " No, I" "Come on out." "♪ It's a tall building... ♪ Your lift's closed..." "Mr. Bhalla, what are we doing here?" "It's a crime scene." "Crime... scene?" "It's easy to commit crimes with a tin-can on your lap." "Let's go see a real crime-scene." "We'll see how brave you really are." "Come on." "Surprise!" "Sir." "Isn't she the same girl, the one from Dubai?" "The one we arrested for carrying drugs?" "Killed with the same cyanide poison?" "Yes, sir." "Sir." "Yes, sir." "She's a foreigner as well." "From Dubai." "Name:" "Kate George." "I'll inform the Embassy right away." "The killing pattern is similar, sir." "It's difficult to say whether she was a hacker or not." "Sir." "But, sir, CBI" "Okay." "Sir." "What happened?" "Why are you so silent?" "Oh" "First time seeing a dead body?" "I'll get you a closer look." "Come on." "Move aside." "Mickey wants to take a closer look at the body." "Take a look." "Died at a young age." "Touch her, she's completely cold." "Touch her." "Come on, touch her." "She won't bite you." "Touch her." "Go to the bathroom." "You will mess up the crime scene." "This is Kamayani." "She's a foreigner as well." "From Dubai" "Name:" "Kate George." "I'm a highly educated girl from Pondicherry." "I am not useless, like you." "I am trapped." "First, the 100 crores theft, and now this murder." "What do I do?" "What do I do?" "Should I tell Sid?" "Whenever you can't find a solution," "Then, wait till the morning." "Just leave it." "Relax." "No" "Shit!" "Sir, if you don't mind." "Can I touch her once?" "Is she your mother?" "Do you want to touch her feet and take blessings?" "Just stand there, and don't finger me!" "Smart Ass!" "The murderer spent the night with her here last night." "The body hasn't stiffened yet." "That means, she died just a few hours ago." "How did she get mud on her nails?" "Send it to the lab for testing." "Attention everybody!" "The murderer has been giving us the slip for the last 45 days." "We've had no evidence against him, except for the clue of a poison needle." "Now, we have a good possibility of apprehending him." "Because this time, he has left evidence behind." "Search every nook and corner of the house." "Don't miss a single clue." "Just remember." "We've got 11 hours." "Within 11 hours, that murderer's name should be in our files, and he should personally be behind bars." "Do your job!" "Come here." "You're lucky for us." "We'll definitely catch that murderer this time." "Open the computer in the girl's bedroom and see what you can find." "And hurry up, you don't have time." "Are you feeling okay?" " Yes." "Why do you ask?" "This is the first time you have followed my orders without arguing." "Wear these gloves." "Otherwise, we might not find the murderer, and you will end up leaving fingerprints all over." "Is the guard, who was on night duty, here?" "He's on the way, he will be here soon." "Listen:" "I want the CCTV footage as well." " Yes, sir." "Of course." "What?" "What?" "I wonder what you are typing?" "I told my wife so many times to massage my knees." "Sir!" "Sir!" "Sir." "Look what I found." "The younger generation these days, they'll leave their clothes open, but, their phone's are locked." "Here." "What are you looking at?" "You're a hacker." "Unlock it." "Will you please leave?" " Why?" "I can't work if you are standing there looking over my shoulder." "What are you-- (Phone Rings)" "Yes." "I'll call you back, I'm busy right now." "Listen!" "I'm busy now..." "Why don't you grow your bloody eggplants in the back?" "A lady was murdered here and you want me to buy eggplants?" "What, do you know all the ladies in Delhi?" "Who died, you ask?" "Hang up the phone!" "What are you doing?" "Find anything?" " Nothing." "Nothing?" "There's no data on the phone." "Then why were you... doing this?" "That's how you unlock a phone." "Are you trying to teach me?" "Is that how you unlock a phone, by hammering on the keys?" "Mr. Bhalla, why don't you do it yourself?" "Look, Mickey." "You talk so respectfully only when you're in trouble." "Don't be over-smart." "A smartass from Malviya Hagar!" "Get to work." "The CCTV recording's arrived, sir." "The girl died around 10-11 am." "Show me the recording beginning around 9 am." "Rewind." "Stop." "This man doesn't seem right." "The camera's angle..." "Why can't I see the image clearly?" "Can't the image get any better?" "Mickey." "Back at the police station you fixed those messed up images." "Why don't you work your magic fingers here too?" "I... actually, the image isn't the problem." "It's the camera's angle." "There's no way to fix it." "There must be a way to see his face clearly." "What if we send this video for resolution enhancement?" "No, sir" " Then we can see his face clearly." "Play." "Hold on." "Stop." "Stop!" "Don't you see something strange?" "If the girl was murdered this morning, then the murderer will be entering the building, not exiting it." "Confirmed, it's him." "I" "0h, poor man's Sherlock Holmes," "You aren't doing the job we gave you." "But, here you are, giving us advice." "No, I" " No, what?" "I say the first one is the murderer, not him." "What can you do?" "No, sir, I" " Don't worry." "This is just a preliminary inspection." "We'll check everyone." "But, why aren't you on the computer?" "Sir, I wanted to tell you" "Sir, the night guard is here." "Go ahead and call him up here." "What were you saying?" "I was saying I checked the entire computer." "All of Kam..." "Kate's data's been erased." "I could recover just one folder, and it's encrypted." "Encrypted?" "I mean, it's locked and I'll need to open it." "Then unlock it." "You're the hacker, not me." "I need some software to unlock it with, and that is at my home." "I'll take it home, unlock it, and bring it back by morning." "Okay?" " Morning?" "Are you crazy?" "Sid, that software" " You can't go." "Half an hour to go, another half to come back." "I will be back in one-and-a half-hours, I promise." "What a mathematical genius you are!" "Go." "Why are you going inside?" " To get my laptop." "Sir." "Sir." "I tell you." "That boy is behind it." "Can you identify him?" "Sir, I can tell you how many strands of hair he had." "I wrote it down." "Yes, uncle." " He was tall." "His eyes were round like a frog." "And he was wearing torn jeans." "And his T-shirt, there was long-eared cartoon drawn on it." "Just like on a kid's t-shirt?" "That's it." "Sir, that's the description of any 24 year old boy." "Uncle." "Tell me something unique about him." "Sir, you just bring him in front of me and I'll identify him in a jiffy." "I can assure you he's behind all this." "Mickey!" "Mickey!" "He ran out through the back." "Call the sketch artist." "I want that boy's sketch." "Now!" "♪ Move on" "Let's go!" " I don't want to." "Come on, you don't have a fare." "No, I am busy thinking." "You can think on the way." "Come on." "You seem to be in such a hurry it's as if you've committed murder!" "What's the hurry?" " Shut up and let's go!" "Son, where to?" "Is the problem too big?" "Does it seem difficult to find a solution.?" "Start from where it all began." "Take me to Ber Sarai." "Give me your phone." "My phone's battery is dead." "I need to make an urgent call." "Please!" "Keep this Rs.500. Please!" "No, no, there was no need for this." "Oh no!" "Hello, you have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "Please leave your message after the beep." "Bombay Bakery in Delhi?" "Yes." "Bhalla?" "Yes!" "Enter the account number." "Excuse me, Excalibur?" " 8th floor." "8th or 7th?" " It's been on the 8th floor for 4 years." "Well, it's the month's end." "So, we need to put in more hours." "Forget that." "Yes, forget that, 7 up and 2 down." "Excuse me." "Bank's closed, come back tomorrow." "No, not you." "No, I..." " Excuse me, I wanted to know if" "Kate George or Kamayani works here." "Look, we're not permitted to give out employee information." "Not you." "Now, two up..." "Yes." " Excuse me." "Ma'am" "And three." " Just listen:" "Please!" "Ma'am" " Right." "Excuse me, Ma'am" " Right." "I've been asking you something:" "why don't you answer?" "Guards!" "Guards!" "Guards!" "Come quickly." "Get off on the 7th floor." "Have you seen a magician make an elephant disappear in a crowd?" "What he shows us is not real." "Where have you been since yesterday?" "I'm in a big mess." " What happened?" "Kamayani's been murdered." "What?" "How?" "Who?" "Where?" " I don't know." "All I know is I didn't do it." "100 crores have been stolen." "And, I'm being blamed for it all." "I really don't know what to do." "Where are you now?" "I am in the bank's building." "Mickey, so much happened." "And you're telling us now." "They rented the entire floor and setup a duplicate bank, right below the real bank." "They just changed the name." "From Excalibur Bank to Excalibur Securities." "Didn't you visit her floor?" " I did." "Three times." "She called me twice, and once I had even gone there to propose her." "What?" " What?" "The entire thing was pre-planned." "So that when I hack their system," "I wouldn't know that I'm hacking the Excalibur Bank system and stealing 100 crores." "Mickey." "But, they could've made you do this from anywhere." "No, Chutney." "The Excalibur Bank systems couldn't be hacked externally." "The plan was simple." "They had to get me inside to do this job." "The firewall inside the bank wasn't strong enough." "That's why you hacked such a secure site internally." "But, why didn't you even notice that you were getting off on the 8th floor?" "I looked..." "I pressed the 7th floor button." "When they can plan such a big charade, can't they also manipulate the lift system?" "The boy knows a lot now." "What do we do with him?" "Mickey, that girl Kate..." "Kamayani, or whoever she is, she couldn't have done this alone." "Someone was definitely helping her." "Try to remember." "Her office staff." "Her boss." "Who was supposed to come that night." "Madam." "Sir's entered the building." "All those employees were fake." "Sir's entered the building." "Chutney!" "There was a security guard that night." "Pancho?" " Yeah." "I sent him." "Now, he'll be a big help to you." " Thanks, Floppy." "I just need to find that mastermind." "What's the plan?" "Wait, I'll call you back." "Siddhant, I'll be there in 20 minutes." "My battery's very low." "Siddhant!" "Ha!" "Yes." "Chutney." "Do one thing." "Check out Kamayani's Excalibur Securities site." "Okay." "And Floppy, I'm forwarding you a number I found on Kamayani's phone." "Track it down." " Okay." "There's nothing here, Mickey." "The site's missing, just like the office." "If someone created a fake site then, the domain must be registered to someone." "Check it online." "The number from Kamayani's phone belongs to some Babloo guy." "The Excalibur-- the Excalibur domain is also registered in some Babloo's name." "Oh no!" "Mickey, check your phone." "Babloo?" "He's the guard I saw." "He's no guard." "He's a software engineer." "Why was a software engineer working as the guard in a bank?" "Is he... the mastermind?" "I'm checking the G.P.S. phone tracker." "Oh no" "The location of his phone is close to you." " What?" "Mickey, get out of there." "You could be in a real mess!" "Hello?" "Mickey?" "Somebody is following you!" "So, this was your plan." " I was after them for a year." "But the Bhram Gang stole my plan, and ruined my game." " Bhram Gang?" "Pancho!" " Run, Mickey." "Catch him." "That guy's your lifeline to freedom." "Don't let him escape." "Mickey, run!" "Take the next left." "Are you sure?" "Floppy, where now?" "Take a left..." "left..." "left!" "Your left or mine?" "Left's just left!" "What are you saying?" "There's a left up ahead as well." "The left that you left behind." "Mickey, left!" "Straight." "Just go straight." "It's a dead end." " Dead?" "Yes..." "Go straight." "I've been going straight." "I mean right." "Take a right!" "Right." "Right!" "Mickey, he's getting ahead of you." "Run!" "Tell me!" "Where now?" "What's the link?" " What link?" "The link that you used to transfer the 100 crores." "That link." "You're trapped, just like Kamayani." "Don't you have the money?" "What do I look like to you?" "Why did you kill Kamayani?" "I didn't kill her." "By the time I arrived at her home, she was already dead." "Who killed Kamayani?" "Must be the Bhram Gang." "The Bhram Gang!" "Look." "Life is like a wheel." "To keep it in balance, one has to keep moving." "If you stop" "Take me to Begh Sarai." "Hello." "You have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "Please leave your message after the beep." "Chutney." "Floppy." "Bombay Bakery is our last clue." "Find out where it is, and who owns it." "I'm coming to see the two of you." "So, are you done?" "Sir, here's the sketch." "So, let's see who you are." "An hour ago you said you're coming in 20 minutes." "Sid, I'll be there as soon as I unlock the file." "Sir." "Sir, take a look at this boy." "He looks just like Mickey." "Sir!" "Sir." "He is Mickey!" "Bloody..." "Mickey Virus." "Now I get his game!" "He's the guy, Bhalla!" "He's the guy!" "Hello, you have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "Please leave your message after the beep." "Floppy:" "Did you find anything out about the voice-mail?" "I am on it." "Hurry up!" "Professor?" " We called him." "Don't worry, Mickey." "The Professor has studied your case." "From Kamayani to the theft of the 100 crores, everything," "A case study?" " Whoever sent that girl after you did extensive research on you." "Chutney." "Look, at Kamayani." "Look." "Kamayani looks just like Kung-fu Chameli in-person." "But... she loved me." "Maybe, just like you fell for her, she fell for someone else." "But... who could that be?" "Right now, we have to think of a way to save you." "Okay?" "That girl is dead and these mysterious people are still after you." "It means that, they still don't have the money." "If we can find the money, we can save you." "Do you remember where you transferred the money to?" "No, Prof. I just hacked the account." "Kamayani transferred the money that night." "Think, Mickey." "You must remember something." "Anything?" "Something?" "Something she said?" "A link?" "Anything that can take us to that money." "There's just one link:" "Bombay Bakery." "That's it." " Arora, the voice on this voice-mail isn't that of a girl." "It's been doctored using a computer." "Listen." " Voice Modulation in progress." "Hello, you have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "Please leave your message after the-- 20%." "Hello, You have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "Please leave your message after the beep." "50%." "... you have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "... you have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "Please leave your message after the beep." "Professor." "This means that all the messages were being recorded at this number for the mastermind." "... you have reached the voice-mail of Bombay Bakery." "Please leave your message after the beep." "I recognize this voice." "What?" " Who is he?" "Where are you hiding?" " You were the one hiding, Sid." "Mr. Bombay Bakery." "Kamayani." "Babloo." "What's the difference to you?" "I know everything." "It was a nice plan." "But, you chose the wrong guy." "No, I chose the right guy." "Now, all the evidence is against you." "So, better tell me where the 100 crores are." "Because, only I can help you." "You want the money?" "Come see me below Moolchand Bridge in an hour." "Are you out of your mind?" "Will you" " One hour, Siddhant!" "One hour." "Otherwise, I'll disappear into thin air with your 100 crores, and you can keep looking all you want." "Your time starts now." "But, you don't have the 100 crores!" "I know that, but he doesn't." "Great idea, Mickey." "Let's corner him at Moolchand Bridge." "And, we'll shoot everything through a hidden camera and get him arrested." "Police!" "Mickey." "They came here looking for you." "Mickey." "Without the money, we can't do anything." "Chutney." "Do one thing." " Yes." "Hack the Bhram Gang site." " Okay." "Sid and Babloo both suspected them." "Floppy, give me your car keys." " Here." "Prof." "See that Shalu is safe." "Do it, please." "Do one thing." " Yes?" "Go to Pancho's house, he'll help you." " Okay." "Mickey" "Sir." "The place is locked." "Pancho." "I heard you got beaten up." "Babloo thrashed you like a dog." "Yes, Chutney." "Mickey." "Send me a site to crack the Bhram Gang site." "Yes." "I'll message it to you." "0k." "Bye." "♪ Eyes say to weep... ♪" "♪ Wipe out the pain in the heart. ♪" "♪ Lord is angry, My beloved who is like God is angry. ♪" "♪ Why did this happen?" "♪" "♪ My shadow of my soul is lost. ♪" "♪ Why has my love deserted me?" "♪" "♪ How to stop weeping?" "♪" "♪ How do I stop breathing?" "♪" "♪ I await you, please come. ♪" "♪ My beloved, I don't want to live without you. ♪" "♪ My beloved, I don't want to live without you. ♪" "♪ Eyes say to weep... ♪" "♪ Wipe out the pain in the heart. ♪" "♪ Lord is angry, My beloved who is like God is angry. ♪" "♪ I will not accept defeat now. ♪" "♪ I will defeat destiny. ♪" "♪ The pride and attitude. ♪" "Where did this mud in her nails come from?" "♪ I will erase it. ♪" "♪ I will attain you. ♪" "♪ Or I will erase myself. ♪" "♪ But this is the play of destiny. ♪" "♪ I will destroy it. ♪" "♪ Eyes say to weep... ♪" "♪ Wipe out the pain in the heart. ♪" "♪ Lord is angry, My beloved who is like God is angry. ♪" "♪ Why did this happen?" "♪" "♪ My shadow of my soul is lost. ♪" "♪ Why has my love deserted me?" "♪" "♪ How to stop weeping?" "♪" "♪ How do I stop breathing?" "♪" "♪ I await you, please come. ♪" "♪ My beloved, I don't want to live without you. ♪" "♪ My beloved, I don't want to live without you. ♪" "♪ Even if I want to live, I can't. ♪" "♪ There is nothing without you. ♪" "♪ My beloved, I don't want to live without you. ♪" "♪ O My beloved, I don't want to live without you. ♪" "You're stupid." "She had a point." "Sid." "Change of plans:" "Meet me at Nehru Place Parking lot in 20 minutes." "Why are you trying to fight a war you can't win?" "Just do as I say." "Hello." "Floppy." "I've found the 100 crores." "And, there's a change of plan." "Meet me at Nehru Place Parking lot in 20 minutes" "But, why are you changing the plan?" "I'll tell you later." "And, why isn't Chutney answering her phone?" "Wait, I'll find out." "You?" "That's him." "I spy Mickey the Virus!" "Game over!" "What a disgraceful place." "I wonder why that fool Mickey chose this place." "He said he'll tell us once he's here." "But, where is he?" "Where is he?" " Must be on the way." "Professor, please try to relax." "Come on, I mean" "What can I say?" "Shh!" "Is that Mickey?" "Take a look." "Take a look." "Mickey." "You bastard why did you kill him?" "Stop being abusive." "You should thank me instead." "I just saved your life." "Otherwise, he would've killed you." "Don't ever do that again." "The Bhram Gang belongs to Floppy, Pancho and the Professor." "They're the original mastermind of this story." "They killed those Hackers and Kamayani." "You killed Kamayani!" "You killed Kamayani!" "Why?" "Mickey, we didn't want to kill her." "She's Mickey's girlfriend." "Listen!" "Please tell us where the money is." "Listen!" "We don't have a problem with you." "We'll leave." "Just tell us where the money is." "Why don't you tell us?" "But" " Let's go." "Come on." "You killed Kamayani for money?" "It was a grave mistake." "You knew they're the Bhram Gang." "Then, why didn't you catch them?" "At least Kamayani could have been saved!" "You will ask and I'll tell you everything." "So that you can capture our conversation on the parking lot's high-tech CCTV cameras." "What do I look like?" "I've cut the CCTV wires." "Where's the money, Mickey." "You want the money, don't you?" "Bhram Gang's Mastermind." "You want the money as well, don't you?" "Come out." "Mickey, give me the link to the money." "Oh, Professor." "You've brought the entire Bhram Gang along." "Snatch it." "Professor, don't come any closer." "Otherwise, I will press this button and the money will be transferred back into Anwar Raja's account." "There were two teams in this game." "Team Bhram Gang, led by Professor," "Floppy and Pancho." "But, Siddhant," "When did you enter this game with your team?" "When two hackers were killed," "A thought crossed my mind." "Hacking means money." "There's a saying among us, "Only be honest to a point."" "During the hacker investigation I came across Babloo." "Corrupt power broker Anwar Raja's got an account in the bank where he's stashed billions in black money." "The small time software engineer Babloo couldn't hack the account." "He even tried to get the Bhram Gang's help on-line." "But these guys hacked his e-mail instead and stole all his information." "And, when the Bhram Gang couldn't hack Anwar Raja's account either, they called hackers from overseas." "But, why call them this far?" "Come on, Mickey." "Don't be a bad student." "We called them to India because later, if the news of the theft began to leak, the corrupt politicians in India wouldn't let the media make it public." "After those hackers failed, sending them back was not an option for the Bhram Gang." "Your options ran out, so you killed them?" "You could've employed the Bhram Gang for this job, then, why did you need me?" "They were outsourcing hackers from outside the country, so, they couldn't have helped me." "And, by hacking their secure site in under a minute, you proved, that I bet on the right horse." "I just had to do a little research on you." "Because your rules are different." "I don't work for or with anyone." "That's my rule." "What's that, sir?" "So I felt..." "I'll have to do something about your childish heart." "So, you sent Kamayani." "Right move at the right moment." "I don't want to get stuck in these legal procedures." "Sir, please." "I'm ready to do anything you want." "You used Kamayani... and, made Babloo stall her, to keep track of you." "It was necessary." "The virus called 'Love' is a bad one." "I used it's pressure against you." "he first time, you were in a hurry to throw your girlfriend an anniversary party." "And the second time, you were under pressure to save her job." "I messed up everything." " Kamayani, just give me the link." "You used that police mind in the right away, ACP." "And we bookworms were trying to hack it from outside." "But, you trapped him and took him inside the bank." "where it was comparatively easier to break the bank's firewalls." "And, at the right moment you pressured me and I hacked the bank's secure site." "That's the problem with this generation." "They don't perform until you apply pressure." "And you pressured me again after Kamayani died." "Knowing that..." "I wasn't involved in Kamayani's murder." "After Kamayani's death my plan was foiled." "I didn't know where the money was nor did the Bhram Gang members." "All they knew was that you could track the money." "And I thought:" "to salvage the situation," "I needed to find those 100 crores." "I've worked really hard for those 100 crores." "I won't let go of it." "Don't give him the money, he'll kill you." "Shall I give it to you, Professor?" "Will you let me go?" "You're the bigger fraud here." " Yes, I am." "I had to be." "What could I do?" "What's the value of a Harvard genius in this country?" "Nothing." "It still takes minutes to download a video." "And, politicians like Anwar Raja, have stashed away millions and billions." "Is it fair?" "Is it?" "Does that mean we steal it?" "It's not wrong to steal from a thief." "They stole it from the people." "The Professor shouldn't get his hands on this money." "Mickey, tell me where the money is." "Otherwise I will kill you." "If you give him the money, I won't spare you." "Mickey, what's wrong?" "You slimy virus!" "He's been recording our conversation from behind that wallpaper." "What now, Virus?" "Your tin-can's broken." "Are you going to come out after I die?" "Come out!" "Bhalla's here." "Bhalla." "Arrest him!" " Sir." "I tried explaining it to you, but you could never understand this virus." "Sorry, Mickey." "I've been trying to help for a while now." "But, so many bullets were fired here, and, I'm allergic to gun-powder." "I start sneezing." "Really!" "Please, don't be upset." "Sir." "This virus has already arranged for an anti-virus." "This program is being telecast live on YouTube." "I'm sure you must have got half-a-dozen hits by now." "So, basically, you're screwed." "In Hindi, 'you are in a real mess.'" "Sir, I went to arrest him at the girl's house." "So, you aren't involved in this game?" "I'll give you a punch on your face!" "How dare you doubt me?" "I received a call from this girl." "She wanted to tell me some secret." "Then, she never called back." "So, I also didn't take an interest." "By the way, what are you up to?" "Hello !" "?" "Bhalla." "You want to know the game, right?" "He said to me:" "'Give me one hour and I will expose everything.'" "But, this is like the scoop of the year." "You know, Professor," "We dial-up slow-pokes are better than an internet virus like you." "What was the point of your education if you wanted to be a thief in the end?" "Remember, even Raavan lost his pride." "My son is a big fan of yours." "He always says:" ""A real police officer should be like the hackers at ACP, not like you."" "He doesn't want to be like me." "And, I won't let him become like you." "Would you prefer to sit up front or in the back?" "Mickey." "Mickey..." "Floppy, Pancho they are" "Mr. Bhalla." "Details of the 99 crores." "The root of this entire problem." "See you." "What is this 99, a lucky number?" "I mean, sir could've stolen 100 crores." "Why steal 99?" " I thought about it too, but then the bell rang-- (Mickey's phone starts ringing)" "Phone's ringing." "One minute." "Hello." "Yes, mom." "Yes, mom." "I kept lying to you." "I am telling you the truth for the first time." "I was stuck in a big mess." "But, I am out now." "Yes." " Fine." "Bring the sweet gourd when you come home." "I'll make sweetmeat for you." "I just got out of a big mess and all you can think about are gourds?" "Fine." "I'll get you 5 kilos extra." "You can make sweet gourd for the entire colony." "By the way, Mr. Bhalla how does it make a difference:" "99 or 100?" "And, like you say," "'When a big vegetable is cut, everyone gets a piece of it.'" "♪ Oh Mickey Virus!" "Digital freak!" "♪ ♪ ♪" "Saurabh Varma Who do you think you are?" "You want me to act?" "I won't do it!" "You can do anything you want." "What do you look at when you buy a computer?" "Forget it, Mr. Bhalla." "There are a lot of technicalities." "Like the graphic card, what's the ram, how many GB's" "No, forget it." "I just bought a computer for my son." "I see." "Which one?" " The black one." "My son was saying silver." "But my wife didn't agree." "The sofa in our room is brown." "So are the walls." "So she said black will match the colors." "What's this?" "Mickey." " Yes." "Will you do a job for me?" " Will I have to move for it?" "Uh ha." " Then ask someone else." "Come on, lazybones!" "Can't you do a simple thing?" "Just drive the scooter." "Don't get so close." "Why don't you buy a proper helmet?" "Why buy just half of one?" "Did you sell the other half for a cup of tea?" "I'm going flat broke because of you." "My life's ruined." "Listen." "There's a petrol pump up ahead." "Fill it with up to 10 Rs of petrol." "My wife's a hacker too:" "I'm always missing money from my wallet every other day." "In the time your wife takes to steal a little money hackers can hack someone's personal account get sexual fantasies, get big secrets and screw someone's entire life." "Sir." "How can someone's sexual fantasies get stolen?" "We killed Kamayani, and for what?" "Nothing." "We got nothing out of it at all." "That's what I'm asking." "Enjoy!" "He said give me an hour and I'll expose everything." "But, this is like a complete disclosure." "Who's going to say what happened to Anwar Raja?" "Siddhant?" "Someone tell me!" "♪ Oh Mickey Virus!" "♪ ♪ ♪"