"A minor drama of the world narrated in 5 acts by" "Cheap great myths" "These mythological sandals do not fit." "You can't walk on these." "Announcement!" "Citizens of Freak City" "On the occasion of our Mythological Sales Week we would like to spoil you once more" "Bargains in mythological packaging" "Await you in all stalls, on every floor" "But our main attraction is located on the second floor at Instant Shoe Repairs" "Where international celebrity, known for her work in radio, film and stage," "Orlanda Cyclopa" "Herself will imprint on sandals with the seal of mythological quality" "Mrs Müller, dreaming is prohibited here!" "Yes, Mr Zeus." "You have ruined my shoes." "Are these your work clothes?" "Your myths are fake." "Who are you really?" "Are you taking part in the week of activities?" "Are you getting a commission for the mythological sale?" "Are you a goddess?" "What is the meaning of this?" "Is all this to your amusement?" "Which brand do you represent?" "Do you believe in private property?" "As a goddess, do you believe in god?" "Why are you doing this?" "What are you going to do with that hammer in our mall?" "Do you at least believe in my plastic bag?" "You're fired!" "No, no!" "Instant Shoe Repairs" "Mythological Sales Week" "As in China, where Datura seeds were traditionally added to beer to make it more intoxicating" "In Germany henbane seed is used" "In fact, for this purpose henbane was widely cultivated in central Europe" "Names of localities are evidence of this" "Such as Bilsendorf in Germany or Pilsen in the Netherlands" "Or Pilsen in Bohemia" "There is little doubt that its purpose was to fortify beer." "State and olice intervention was needed to effect the gradual disappearance of this Bilsen beer." "Already in 1507, in the Franconian region beer brewed with henbane and other disabling seeds was prohibited" "Bavarian police regulations of 1649 state" ""Any person who adulterates beer by means of herbs, in particular henbane, as well as the vendor of such beer, shall be severely punished."" "Two American scientists, Dr. Moses and Dr. Lloyd, from New York University, after years of investigation have found the growth of a beard can be caused by lovesickness in women prone to emotional overreaction" "Bearded women are noted rather frequently in history" "In earlier times, such phenomenona were often seen as punishment for sinful conduct" "Among bearded women of note, such as Saint Wilgeforte was Rusinowska, who was executed in 1505" "Something smells burnt who had fought against her government or Magdalena Ventura de los Abruzzi, who, with her husband and child, was portrayed by the Spanish painter Ribera and thus became famous." "You've changed" "That is not good" "Henbane in your beer, may it bring you happy dreams" "His skill has made our town rich" "Certainly." "– We have much money because of him." "– Yes." "We can't complain" "An extraordinary phenomenon" "What is it?" "An anchorite" "Yes, a stylite" "There, he is moving" "No, he has never moved" "My grandfather saw with his own eyes how he climbed the pillar." "That must be more than 100 years ago." "He is opening his eyes" "I cannot see." "All these years I've waited for you" "You alone are chosen to take my place" "He never moved" "He never opened his eyes." "He never spoke" "Everything is going to change now" "Now there appears on the hill the outline of a procession that becomes the more raving the closer it gets to the saint" "These young men from Freak City, known for its decadence and depravity, come here once a year in order to atone for their sins in an ecstatic procession of jumping and shaking." "They kiss the pillar devoutly and remain there for some hours in devotion and meditation." "Subsequently, they stay in this place of pilgrimage at great expense which somewhat reconciles the citizens to their excessive behaviour" "Now the procession is approaching rapidly" "And we can see their black leather caps and..." "You are supposed to be his successor" "Yes" "He himself declared it" "A saintly offer" "It is an honour" "It would be sacrilege to refuse" "We can offer you money" "Much money" "We are rich" "Very rich" "The flagellants are nearly here" "I can see them" "For one year" "No" "One month..." "One week..." "One day..." "No" "She does not want to!" "She will have to want to" "She was supposed to be his successor" "She didn't want to" "She is guilty" "You are guilty" "Repent, it is still time to mend your wayse." "Our wells are poisoned" "Our water is a harzard to our infants" "The leper colonies are full" "Psychiatric clinics are overcrowded" "Witches are adulterating your honey mead with henbane that it may cripple you" "81 victims of the drug in Berlín." "The earth is about to devour you" "Phyllis searches for nuclear leakage with divining rod" "British housewife Phyllis White, who supposedly has clairvoyant abilities, has been commissioned by the nuclear plant Hinkley Point to detect potential leakages at the plant" "Denounce her, ban her, deliver her to the sacred tribunal" "Lead dust will change the green pole to yellow" "Your mother's kitchen was always the meeting place of secret conspirators" "The dark arts of heresy of seductive circus arts and unorthodox sciences" "The Malleus Maleficarum shall smite you!" "Nuclear waste, nightmare without end" "Does it need such evil signs and monstrosities to terrify you?" "Wondrous creatures" "May hell devour your wretched body" "Devil's creature" "Freak" "Miraculous creature" "Once upon a time... a very good time it was... not my time nor yours" "nor anyone else's time" "The priests and scholars say that two souls have arrived" "I saw their two heads, arguing" "It is said the two heads have common notions concerning the abdomen" "Yet, one head will continue laughing while you pinch the other" "Or pull its locks" "If those can be called locks" "Am I right, two-headed nightingale?" "Sing us the apocalypse" "The day of last judgment is nearing" "The earth will drown in sweat and tremble with fear" "a great earthquake will come and tear asunder rocks tear down towers mountains will collapse" "and hills shall be levelled" "a great fire shall come from the skies and burn the oceans and the fish shall scream" "and the sun shall be obscured" "Get away" "Because you spoke" "I passed through a forest where there was no wood" "Through a stream in which was no water" "Through a town in which was no house." "Sale items of Sacred Bargains Week" "Time travel with accessoires" "At no extra cost" "Attention" "An announcement for time travellers" "Please begin boarding" "Ready..." "Go!" "Mrs Müller, please!" "Instant portraits" "You are hired" "Halt!" "In the name of the holy tribunal!" "Because she know how to make rats" "Galileo Galilei" "Francisco de Goya" "Rosa Luxemburgo" "Walter Benjamin" "Else Lasker-Schüler" "Arnold Schönberg" "Carl Einstein" "Siegfried Kracauer" "Psychiatric Hospital" "Castor" " Pollux...sit!" "They love meat" "How they love it" "Be calm" " See you later, Mr Orlando." "– I hoep not, Mr. Zeus." "Yet, please give my regards to the guardians of the winged sandals" "Do your cerberus hounds expect a walk?" "Well, and why not?" "Mr. Orlando, Mr. Orlando," "Do not look back at bygone shadows" "Do not turn back" "Mr. Orlando, come with us..." "Behave yourself" "I'll take the one on the right, you the left one" "I prefer the one on the right" "Mr Orlando, you are among friends" "– This is your home" "Try to forget that you're in hiding" "I am confident that soon you will become one of our most beloved attractions" "Don't forget, that is essential around here" "You're shy" "You are "shy"?" "Right" "Leni, you've had enough" "I am Lena." "This is Leni." "To Mr. Orlando!" "To Mr. Orlando!" "Mr. Orlando!" "Do not look back at bygone shadows" "Do not turn back" "Mr. Orlando, come with us" "My preternatural strength, the honour of demonstrating before you I now have" "Will amaze, but not frighten you" "She is drunk" "I would like to tell you something" "Leni, sit straight" "Nunca antes he estado en una situación como esta, pero..." "Verá, Srita." "Lena..." "I believe" "Oh, Leni..." "This is all I have..." "You don't have one for me?" "Unfortunately..." "Unfortunately?" "Unfortunately..." "Don't drink anymore, that's enough" "I feel sick..." "I do not want to sleep" "Like an eternal drunkard" "Stop drinking" "Go away, I want to sleep" "I do not want to spend my life in bed" "I want a normal life" "Stay with me." "Leave me alone..." "That's enough" "It makes me sick, my liver hurts" "I have a family, I'm not an alcholic" "Lena!" "Lena, what is happenin?" "The child woke up" "Oh Mr, I'm so lonely, so depressed" "Lena, come with me for a minute." "No, no" "Leni, I cannot live with you" "Me neither..." "Me neither" "That is enough, I want to sleep" " For the baby" " Oh be quiet" "For the love of god, be quiet" "What, more to drink?" "Orlando, no, no" "It's impossible, I don't want you to leave, I don't want you to stay" "I want you to stay with me" "Orlando is a monster." "I never left" "I cannot stop, not even" "Our son cannot sleep" "¡Be quiet for once" "All you can do is to destroy and to poison" "Just leave us alone" "A wretched thing" "This baby will become like Orlando...a monster..." "Orlando, I'm dying!" "This is how it has to be" "According to ancient traditions" "According to ancient traditions" "No" "Mrs Gorgo!" "Mrs Gorgo!" "Mrs Gorgo" " Is it time again?" " Yes" "Must I...?" "You must" "Mr. Orlando!" "The last tribunal was 300 years ago" "Now he's" "Poor Mr. Orlando." "Ladies and Gentlemen, today for your amusement," "The Freak Orlandos!" "Starring the entertainer Mrs Orlando..." "And the bunnies:" "Helena..." "Jackie," "Jill, and Vivienne." "The festival of ugly persons has its 100th anniversary today" "An occasion to welcome you all warmly" "And to encourage you to take part in voting the Ugly Person of the Year" "I know" "Many of you have spent months preparing for this event" "Vying for First Prize" "But only one can win the coveted trophy" "May I now introduce the points system" "That the jury has fashioned by modifying a driving test" "The flags held by the jurors" " by the way, all are experienced municipal politicians " "Have the following significance:" "Yellow..." "Freedom, order, security" "My maxim is: save every penny, save" "The vicious cycle of labour cost" "No, escalating currency costs" " The markets were optimistic – Cheerful even..." "Gentlemen, please:" "Yellow" "Right." "Yellow:" "Honourable mention for the participant" "Blue" "Talented" "But not at the level of perfection" "Red" "The Victor" "I can tell you that all non-winners are" "Entered automatically into the next competition" "Here are our first contestants" "Gentlemen, if you please" "Our first contestants:" "the dance on crutches" "Music, please" "My maxim is: save every penny" "A rather strict verdict by the jury" "Well gentlemen, not all prayers are answered" "Here are our next contestants, we continue, and thank you" "Our next contestants:" "Mania" "Please step forward, do not be afraid" "Are the bongos ready...?" "If you please" "Our next number seems based on a very original idea" "Grimaces!" "And the bongos, please" "Very creative, we thank you" "The next number:" "The Graces!" "For beauty is nothing but the beginning of terror" "That which we can almost endure" "– Every angel is terrifying" "Thank you, thank you" "Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure" "To present you with this very special surprise" "Where are the toilets?" "Back there, but, you're interrupting" "Because there are..." "Ladies and Gentlemen!" "The jury has made its choice" "I may present you our victor" "What was your name again?" " My name is Herbert Zeus." " Mr. Zeus, congratulations!" "In the name of the committee my I present you the annual trophy" "Thank you" ""Among the lame it is customary to limp"?" "Mr Zeus, will you reveal the reason for your participation?" "I'm a sales representative, passing through" " And what do you sell?" " Psychopharmacological products" "Ladies and Gentlemen, what a day of surprises" "The outsider won first prize" "But we are not finished here" "Many more attractions await!" "What's more, we want to dance until dawn" "Here in Piobbico, near Pesaro on the Adriatic coast" "The Society of Ugly Persons celebrates its 102 birthday" "Billboards of ugly persons from around the world adorne the walls" "Ugly politicians are prominent" "Main attraction of the festivities: the ugly pageant" "Winner is the 49-year-old miner, Lorenzo Blasi" "The Society of Ugly Persons" "Was founded in 1879, at the advice of the local council" "When locals became concerned about the high rate of unmarried ugly women" "The Society's purpose was to encourage these ugly women in their pursuit of matrimony" "Following the old Italian adage" "A shared misfortune is almost gratifying" "In the context of these festivities, psychologists, theologists and doctors had a lively debate" "These experts came to the conclusion that the ugly person is morally superior" "Because this person is forced to make bigger efforts" "Both in their social circle, as well as at their workplace" "The rooster crows" "Day commences" "And my story is finished" "Subtitles for KG (2012) by stefflbw"