"♪ camp lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪ [scream]" "♪ cape lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪" "♪ cape lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪" "♪ cape lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪" "♪ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "Yeah!" "♪" "♪ camp!" "Lakebottom!" "♪" "Mcgee:" "Camp sunnysmiles." "Nothing's gonna stop us from having" "The ultimate summer, right, sis?" "High-five?" "Bad enough I have to spend a summer with my brother." "Now you expect me to talk to you, too?" "[horn honks]" "I'm, warning you, mcgee," "Don't embarrass me in front of the camp owner's son." "[growls]" "Ohh!" "Hi, jordan!" "Hey suzi!" "Hey mcgee." "You ready to be the biggest loser at camp?" "[snorting hyena laugh]" "Ooh, even you can't ruin my summer, buttsquat." "We'll see about that." "All full, mcgee." "You'll have to take the loser express!" "[laugh]" "Buttsquat... [snorts]" "[door slams]" "Hm..." "Yeaaaah!" "Hi, I'm..." "[sniffs]" "O-kaaay..." "That's squirt." "I'm gretchen." "Hey." "I'm mcgee." "You ready for a great summer at camp sunnysmiles?" "Yeah." "Can't wait to waste an entire summer" "On a plastic playground with a bunch of lame-oids." "No offense." "Aw, come on!" "It's gonna be amazing." "The great outdoors at the ultimate resort camp." "Check it out." "[heavenly choir]" "So long, bottom dwellers!" "[evil laugh] [thunder clap]" "Huh?" "[owl hoots] [crow cries]" "[wolf howls]" "Uh, this doesn't look like camp sunnysmiles." "End of the line, kiddy." "[engine starts] [screams]" "[screams]" "I'm going to call a cab... [gasp] great." "We're in a dead zone." "[scream] [grunting and groaning]" "I've been waiting for you!" "Keep waiting', buddy!" "[grunts]" "Run!" "Careful with those branches campers!" "You could poke an eye out." "Where are we going?" "Anywhere but there!" "[scream]" "[scream]" "I hope you kids know getting this stain out" "Will be murder!" "[voice echoes] murder!" "[screams]" "What is this place, camp dead by noon?" "Seriously?" "A zombie with a chainsaw hand" "And a giant furball covered in blood!" "I think the furball is a sasquatch." "They're actually quite shy" "And only eat people on special occasions." "Well that's comforting." "[loud thump] [evil laugh]" "You need fattening up." "Who's first?" "[scream]" "Squirt, let's go!" "[scream] [gasp]" "Bus squasher is back!" "[scream] [grunting]" "Hiyah!" "[giggling] [grunting]" "Whoa!" "Whoa!" "Sunnysmiles." "[heavenly choir]" "Oof!" "Instead of wasting your time sightseeing" "How about coming up with a plan?" "Give me your phone..." "I think I can get a signal up here!" "Okay, but make it snappy." "This serpent's kung fu is ridiculous!" "[buttons beep] [phone rings]" "Hello?" "Mcgee:" "Suzi!" "Alert!" "With a chainsaw hand and a giant sasquatch thingie" "And a million tentacles" "And an evil lunch bag with a cleaver..." "Hey there, baby bruv!" "Don't know why you got on the wrong bus" "But you are totally missing out..." "Mcgee:" "But..." "But..." "Here at sunnysmiles we've got zero gravity water polo," "A 24 hour make-your-own-sundae bar!" "Naturally, I'm the new camp queen!" "Mcgee:" "Sooz!" "You've got to help us!" "You don't have to yell, mcgee." "I'm not deaf!" "Except when I don't want to hear what you're saying." "So, what did you say?" "I said come and get us" "Before we're all monster lunch meat!" "Suzi:" "Ha, ha." "You're so funny." "Gotta go!" "[whistles]" "Slimey!" "Put those campers, down!" "Agh!" "Ooof!" "Ooh!" "Heh heh heh." "I'll take care of them now." "We've got big plans for you kids." "[laughs]" "Be back soon!" "[laughs]" "Whew!" "We'll be safe in here!" "Ya think?" "I call the top bunk!" "[giggling] [thumping]" "Sawyer:" "Hey." "The door is stuck!" "But don't worry, campers." "That won't stop us!" "Armand:" "Let us in, you little monsters!" "Rosebud:" "We want to have you for lunch!" "[screaming]" "Come on, this is our chance for a head start!" "[giggling]" "Sawyer:" "Hey, where they'd go?" "Shh!" "[splat] [muffled] let me go!" "Smooth move, commando." "[grunting]" "Okay." "Let's try that again." "Follow me." "We've got to get to camp sunnysmiles, fast!" "Good thing I'm an expert at picking locks!" "Almost there!" "Ugh, why won't this thing open?" "Stand aside, houdini." "Come on squirt!" "But I don't wanna go-oo!" "[sniffling]" "Hello, little fishies." "Are you hungry for turkey jerky?" "[giggles]" "Hey!" "Stop!" "Come back!" "They're following us!" "Hi guys!" "Let's go!" "Come on!" "Go go go go go go gooo!" "Slimey, slow them down!" "Look out!" "Yeow!" "Gretchen, throw that turkey jerky into their boat." "Turkey jerky?" "Don't mind if I do." "[screaming]" "Fishies sure like the jerky!" "We made it!" "See guys!" "I totally saved us!" "I'm not so sure about that, mcgee." "It looks like we have some guess" "From the camp across the lake!" "Care to join us for camp sunnysmiles" "Opening day watermelon seed spitting contest?" "Yeah bottom dwellers." "You can even be our new targets!" "[laughs]" "Oh yes." "Sorry, baby bruv bruv." "But I'm camp queen now." "Nasty rival camp pranks are part of the gig." "She's your sister?" "Announcer:" "Our new miss always sunny is..." "Suzi!" "Would someone please remove the runner-up from the stage?" "I'd rather spend my summer in a snake pit" "Than be at the same camp as suzi!" "You're right, gretch." "Living at sunnysmiles" "Is a fate worse than monster mutilation." "Buttsquat:" "Sunnysmilers!" "Geeeet ready to spit!" "[cheering]" "Ready..." "Aim..." "And fi - huh?" "[roaring] [screaming] [loud roar] [whimpering]" "Stop messing with our campers!" "[loud roar]" "They're the only ones we've got." "[whistles]" "[groaning] [coughing]" "You campers scared the life out of me." "Huh?" "But you're a zombie." "Sure I'm a zombie but I've still got a heart." "See?" "We've waited so long for actual campers," "We got carried away." "We'll understand if you... [sniff]" "Don't want to stay." "But no one should have to live with the sunnysmilers." "Those kids give me the creeps!" "Don't worry, guys," "From now on, we're bottom dwellers," "Through and through!" "[gasp] [screams]" "Mcgee:" "Ahhh!" "See guys?" "Camp lakbottom is the place to be." "It'll do." "This calls for a rousing rendition" "Of the camp lakebottom song!" "Ready rosebud?" "Ready!" "Sawyer?" "Ready armand!" "[plucks string] [screaming]" "Music to my ears." "Mcgee:" "Dear mom..." "This is gonna be the most awesome summer ever." "Camp lakebottom's..." "A scream!" "[loud explosion] [screaming]" "Mcgee:" "Dear mom..." "Things sure are heating up at camp lakebottom." "Please send new sneakers." "Mine kinda melted." "[snoring] [loud bleating] [screams] hi-yah!" "[groans]" "Rise and scream, campers!" "We've got a big day ahead of us." "I don't think anything could top yesterday's scorpion toss." "Ah!" "I can't wait to get the day started." "Let's go, squirt!" "[♪] [muffled] let's do this!" "[♪] [giggles]" "[sloshing] [fart noise] [giggles]" "Mmm, mm, mm!" "I love oatmeal!" "[grunting] [giggles] [panting]" "I'm gonna call him otis!" "[clanging]" "Ugh!" "Ow!" "Aah!" "[foghorn]" "Buttsquat:" "Hey, mcgee!" "Check out sunnysmile's new yacht." "It's got everything camp loserbottom doesn't!" "Buttsquat." "Who needs a fancy boat when you've got your own water slide?" "[rumbling]" "Mama - ahhhhhh!" "Hey, that stings." "[panting]" "You okay, sawyer?" "Buttsquat is right." "How can lakebottom compete" "With all the swanky stuff at camp sunnysmiles?" "Lakebottom is the best camp ever!" "And we're going to prove it!" "Hear that, buttsquat?" "Anything sunnysmiles can do," "Lakebottom can top!" "Challenge accepted." "Behold, the ultimate climbing wall!" "[rattling] [whirring]" "Beat that, mcgee!" "You call that a climb?" "Now this is a climb!" "Mm,m-maybe we should turn back, campers." "Voodoo hoodoo is kinda, you know, d-d-dangerous." "If the unkillable zombie is nervous," "Don'tcha think this could maybe be a bad idea?" "Beating buttsquat is always a good idea." "Beat this, buttsquat!" "Winning!" "Top that buttnot!" "[cackling laughter]" "One small step for sunnysmiles." "One giant loser for lakebottom-kind!" "Ugh!" "[rumbling] [scream] [screaming] [scream]" "I don't wanna die again!" "[screaming]" "Phew!" "Ha!" "[scream]" "Happy now?" "Our camp counselor's an undead pancake." "I love pancakes!" "[screaming]" "I gotcha buddy!" "Ooh a nickel!" "Lucky!" "[laughter]" "Face it, mcgee, your camp is lame-o." "Camp lakebottom may be creepy, terrifying" "And could never pass even the most basic safety testing." "But it is not and never shall be... [screams] lame-o!" "Ahh, knitting." "A noble art." "The craft of kings." "When king arthur took the throne of camelot" "The flag that unveiled over that mighty empire" "Was a tee-cozy knitted by merlin himself!" "[cackling laughter] [sniffs]" "Peruvian highland with a hint of alpaca." "We meet again, your wooliness." "Ho!" "Ha!" "Ha ho!" "Whooa!" "Cool!" "That's what I'm talking about!" "Top that craft, buttsquat!" "I can beat that" "With both hands tied behind my back." "S-s-s-sunnysmile" "Is kickin' arts and crafts new school style ya'll!" "Come on, guys, get crafting!" "Our camp honour is at stake!" "Go go g!" "Hii-yahh!" "Gorgeous!" "Adorable!" "Pathetic!" "Ahhh, yeahh!" "I win again!" "S-s-s-sunnysmile rules and lakebottom drools." "I'll show you who's the drooler!" "Who-oa!" "Ahh!" "Hey, tubuler time comes next" "So grab a gnarly stick and get shredding, yo!" "What?" "You're going surfing." "All:" "Awesome!" "[laughter]" "Dude, I'm totally charging these crunching' waves!" "Uhh, what waves?" "The one day lake ickygloomy isn't a terrifying death ride" "Of kid crunching tsunamis?" "What gives?" "Too bad, mcge." "The only waves around here" "Are the ones on my fantawesome surf simulator!" "Sunnysmiles is totally stokified and stuff!" "Seriously, mcgee." "Just let it go and soak up some rays." "Never!" "Squirt, do your stuff!" "[whistles]" "Surf's up!" "[♪]" "Beat this, buttsquat!" "With my eyes closed!" "[♪]" "Check it out, buttsquat." "I'm sky surfing!" "[screams] mcgee!" "Watch where you're going!" "Huh?" "Uh oh." "[scream]" "Hey!" "I'm not dead!" "Yeah!" "Woooo!" "Did you see that buttsq- [scream]" "H!" "Don't mess with the big butt-kuna!" "Now can we stop competing with buttsquat" "And get on with our day?" "[muffled] you're right." "Who cares about him?" "Yeah, mcgee." "Don't waste your time." "Everyone knows lakebottom is" "Lame-aramalama- lame-o!" "[laughs]" "Lakebottom is not lame!" "Oh yes it is." "And I'm gonna prove it" "By planting the sunnysmiles flag on top of mt." "Fitoblow." "[dramatic music]" "Wow." "Even a zombie wouldn't try that." "Yeah right buttsquat," "Like mcgee is stupid enough " "Challenge accepted!" "Seriously?" "Beat this, mcgee!" "Prepare to be beaten!" "No way!" "Not again." "This time mcgee is on his own." "I don't know, he might need help." "Mt." "Fitoblow is kinda, you know..." "Kinda dangerous!" "We get it." "Come on squirt!" "All:" "Go lakebottom!" "Mcgee!" "Didn't you hear sawyer say" "Mt." "Fitoblow is kinda, you know, dangerous?" "So?" "Everything at lakebottom is dangerous." "That's why it's awesome." "[blows raspberry]" "Total camp supremacy shall be mine!" "I'll see about that!" "Yah!" "Too slow buttsquat!" "Lakebottom rules!" "[cheering]" "Nooooo!" "[chuckles]" "Best..." "Camp..." "Ever!" "We kno!" "Or course, lakebottom is the best." "We don't need to prove it, mcgee." "Yeah." "Otis thinks so too!" "Eh, you're right." "Buttsquat can plant his flag wherever he wants." "You bet I will, mcgee!" "I claim this mountain in the name of camp sunnysmiles." "The real best..." "Camp... [rumbling] ...Ever?" "[gasps]" "Oh no... [rumbling and cracking]" "Both:" "Phew." "[rumbling]" "So that's why they call it mt." "Fitoblow!" "[loud explosions and rumbling]" "Ride the waves!" "Yess!" "Follow me squirt!" "Woo-hoooo!" "[gasp] mcgee!" "[explosions and rumbling]" "Ha ha!" "I love this camp!" "Awesome!" "Help!" "Gaahh!" "Help!" "Hmmm." "Save me!" "I'm too rich to die!" "[screaming] [loud crash] [sobbing]" "You can stop crying buttsquat." "You're safe." "[evil laughter]" "You may have saved me" "But that lava is going to wipe you bottom dwellers" "Off the map!" "[cackle] oh yes!" "Why don't we sail in for a closer view?" "Good idea, buttsquat!" "Full speed ahead!" "[engine roars]" "[cheering]" "What did I tell ya?" "Lakebottom rules!" "This isn't funny mcgee!" "[sobbing]" "I will have..." "Revenge!" "Victory is sweet, my friends." "Best..." "Camp..." "Ever-yaaauugh!" "Aw, mcgee, he loves you!" "[muffled] best camp ever!"