"A CRAZY DAY" "Trashman, don't forget about me." "You shall be served." "Have faith!" "I've plenty of faith." "It's hope that I lack." "How are things, trashman?" "Well, even this morning I got up." "Let's see what this day brings." "All days are alike." "They never change." "Have faith!" "In this world, anything can happen!" "Nino!" "Has the trashman passed by?" " No, he's at the tavern." "Call me when he comes." " All right." "Always out on the street." "When your dad gets back tonight, I'll show you!" "Hush, hush!" "Poor child!" "What have you come for in this world?" "I had to clean all my children's poo." "Now I gotta clean my grandson's, too." "You know I got 8 children?" "And I know how much I toiled to raise them all." "And I'll be in a mess, once the one in my belly is born." "Your grandpa doesn't give a damn." "He's home only at night." "The daytime pains are all for me." "There there!" "Ivana!" "Ivana!" "Can't you hear your baby?" "Did you feed him?" " He was asleep." "Come on, he's not a doll!" "He's flesh and blood like you!" "Come on!" "Come to your mommy." "He's always hungry." " You're one of his aunts?" "Yeah!" "Wow, how many aunts he's got!" "One, two, three..." "Four aunts!" "Luigina, too, has four aunts." "Ninetto, Francuccio..." "Cesare, who's in the army, and Carletto, who's in jail." "You never stop talking." "Shut up!" "Go and play outside!" "And your brother, the hunk, what's he doing?" "Does he know he has a baby?" " Yes." "Sleeping will do for him." "He took night for day." "But it'll be over soon!" "You don't know him." "He doesn't care about anyone." "Set your mind at rest." "He'll never change!" "He doesn't give a damn." "If he's happy, everyone's happy." "He found the holy mother!" "But he won't get a penny from me." "Doesn't he know we gotta thank God when we can afford to buy food?" "A son in jail, the other in the army." "5 kids in the house." "I've 1,000 lire left today." "Today I can shop, and tomorrow, God provides!" "Mom, the trashman is here!" "Trashman!" "What is it?" "Why don't you collect my trash?" "Do the others throw away diamonds?" "Ma'am, they don't throw away diamonds, but not even certain stuff, though!" "Eh, you're picky for the poo of a fifteen days old baby!" "Okay." "I'm a trashman, anyway!" "Good!" "They'll give you a medal." "A golden medal." "Get out of my way!" "Pull on your skirt." "Fix your hair." "Poor child." "You know we're eight mouths here?" "All we needed was you." "If I weren't here myself..." "You must always stay with me." "Or else, you won't get married." "Like that one there." "Ivana, what now?" "Look, your tears won't help you baptize your baby." "What's the big deal?" "Things get solved by themselves, don't you know?" "Yeah, they get solved!" "Luckily the baby doesn't understand!" "One day, he'll realize that his dad is a jerk." "Even though he's my brother, I don't mince my words!" "He was born 20 days ago and we've yet to baptize him." "Poor soul." "Worse than a beast!" "Be patient, my life, if you suffer..." "It goes for when you lived a good life..." "And if you've never had a happy life..." "Be patient, my life, if you'll suffer..." "# If you mean to take advantage of the matter,.." "# do it plainly and in the open,.." "# and if your mother's a good woman,.." "# you're the daughter of a big..." "Trashman!" "Hey, mom, my shirt!" "Right away." "Here!" "Finish eating that piece of bread." "It'll fix your stomach." "Here, two cigarettes." "Where're you going now?" "You don't give a damn about your son?" "Hey, well?" "You fell out of bed this morning?" "Ivana!" "Come here, Mommy's darling." "Don't lose this sight!" "Hey, milord!" "You don't even care to see if your son is alive or dead." "What's it to you, anyway?" "There's the dimwit who'll fix everything!" "Bye!" "Where ever is he going?" "To find a tree to hang himself." "Morning, sir!" " Hello, Mr. Eight Pillows!" "Early bird today, eh?" "Have a nice stroll." "Hi." "Well?" "Still sleepy?" "Slept badly?" " Yes." "Taking a tram?" " Yes." "You still work?" " Thank God." "What do you do?" "Manicure." "Don't move." "What's your son like?" "Is he blond?" "Dark-haired?" " Beautiful." "He looks just like his mother." "Remember, Maria?" "That Sunday when I took you.." "to a meadow." " You bet I remember." "Forget it." "It's water under the bridge." "There was no one when we lied down." "When got up an hour later, it was full of couples." "Have you become more responsible now?" "Do you have a job?" " It's been 2 months... since I started looking for a job." "It's not that easy." "I've been fasting so long!" "Here's the mackerel from the mouth of the Tiber!" "Lobsters!" "Lobsters and anchovies!" "Here comes the mackerel!" "It seems to go by itself, this cart." "Today I feel quite motivated." "Hello, uncle." "You pop up, from time to time." "Are you on patrol today?" "Well?" "Why are you here?" "To jinx?" " I need to talk to you." "Give me a cigarette." "I bet you don't have any." "Yes, actually I have one." "Everybody's fine at home?" " We scrape by." "Sareceno!" " I'm coming!" "Wait here." "Well?" "What do you want?" "Well?" "Check this out." "But what's that?" "You took me for a deli owner?" "50,000 worth of lean meat." "Even if you eat it yourself..." "I feed my dog on that." "Lucky dog, he eats well!" "With the hunger there is..." "Then feed it to your sister!" "Let's go." "Wait a sec." "Well then, speak up." "What is it, are you ashamed of me?" "It's just..." "You're the last person I should turn to." " Thanks." "You're barefaced too." "I'm not barefaced." "I'm 20, I've never sought your help." "You're my uncle." "If you help me, you only do a part of your obligations." "I'm your uncle..." "It was time you remembered me." "Did you expect that I'd look for you?" "And knock at your door?" ""Good evening, how are you?"" ""Do you need anything?"" ""You need some small gift?" Eh?" "That's what I had to do?" "Wait!" "And if today I'm somebody, it's because I knew how to use my hands." "And when I can't make it with my hands, I use my legs." "And even my teeth!" "Pride..." "Tell your mother to take it to the pawnshop, pride." "Bye!" "Let me explain, at least." " Explain." "I've a child." " So?" "Was it me?" "What do you want from me?" "Nothing!" "I got it." "What now?" "I didn't come to ask for charity." "I was looking for a job." "You lunatic!" "Where're you going?" "Come here." "All I need is small job, and scrape up 50,000 lire." "An old man would give me his job at the wholesale markets for 50,000." "Once there I'm all set." "Let's see what we can do." "Hello?" "Who's that?" "Mr. Moglie?" "Good morning, sir." "Saraceno speaking." "Everything's in order." "They fell for it." "Listen, I need a favor." "My nephew.. it's a pitiful case." "It's not right!" "He might have suffered less." "Sick as he was, they gave him only two Optalidon a day." "Don't worry, Ma'am." "Our association will take care of everything." "Poor man!" "They've been giving him only two Optalidon a day." "It's horrible!" "How can they?" "It should be used Penicillin, or something like that..." "It's awful..." "Morning, accountant." "I'm the guy my uncle phoned you about." "Come in the office." "I'm waiting for a phone call." "A phone call that never comes." "So, you're eager to work?" "What's your trade, your skill?" "I'd do anything." " Yes, but what you're able to do?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "Oh, great!" " They didn't teach me anything." "I'd like to be a mechanic." "Let's see what we can do." "Damn!" "Always busy." "Your name?" " Davide Saraceno." "How old are you?" " 20." "How come you got this frenzy for work?" "I've a son now." "I've got to give in." "A son?" "The world has bastardized." "Progress..." "Progress..." "Once it wasn't like this." "Once, the young got out of bed knowing already where to go." "Today you only think of making love." " What should we think of?" "Making war?" "At your age, I didn't even know how to make babies." "I'll smash this phone!" "Nowadays, everyone thinks the same way as that guy." "You saw him, here in front?" "Lying with his hands crossed." "They make me laugh." ""He was a kind man!"" "Honors here, ribbon cutting there..." "Stay home." "Go carry the mason's bucket." "Do as I did, who thought only of my job and my family, and that's it!" "Here it's politics." "Now he lies there, all alone, abandoned..." "What do people care?" "When he was a big shot they held him like this." "No one needs him now." "Only the gravedigger does." "Learn!" "Today only he survives who minds his own business." "Hello?" "Ma'am!" "For 45 minutes I've been waiting, I've been calling..." "Yes." "So, will you send the manicure?" "No, I'm all alone..." "My wife's in Fregene." "Yes, in Fregene." "Which girl?" "No, I don't want that one." "Not her." "That's it!" "The same as last time." "Yes, I like her." "So we agree, eh?" "I'll be waiting." "Goodbye, ma'am." "My hands are filthy." "Let's see..." "Registry office..." "You're happy, right?" "Cream doughnuts, nice and hot, sweet buns, cream doughnuts!" "Want a sweet bun, brother?" "A full belly won't heed the empty one, eh?" "Lawyer Scardamazzi's office, please?" "Either over there or upstairs." "Who knows?" "Mr Scardamazzi's office, please?" "The one who eats the bugs?" "Hey, I'm here looking for a job!" "Keep your wit to yourself!" "You're looking for trouble, kid?" "Number 5." "That scoundrel charged me 200 lire." "200 lire is a lot, y'know?" " I'd kill who placed them there!" " What a gang!" "May I come in?" "Excuse me." "I'm here on behalf of Mr. Moglie." "Has Moglie gone crazy?" "Look, I'm not a lawyer." "My uncle is." "Give it back to him." "It's important." "Could you give me the address?" "Hold on." "Hello?" "Hi, uncle." "Listen, here is a certain..." "Davide Saraceno, with a letter on behalf of Mr. Moglie." "Shall I send him to you?" "Okay." "Bye, uncle." "Via Porpora, 12... apartment 2." "Here you go." "Thank you." "Goodbye." "Buns, cream doughnuts!" "Hunger is an ugly thing, huh, kiddo?" "Sing and forget it." "I'll give you one if you tell me how long you haven't been eating." "Leave the country, kid, do as Marconi:" "go to the virgin lands." "Come on, eat!" " Mr. Saraceno?" "Come on!" "Look what you've done!" "That way." "Hello." " Come on in." "What is it?" "Mr. Moglie was mistaken." "He gave me your nephew's address." "We're unemployed, huh?" " Yeah." "Let's see what I can do." "Wait." "Who is it?" "Oh, yes, Condorelli." "No, 1.5 million or nothing." "I said 1.5 million or nothing." "Okay?" "Condorelli, tell him I wasn't born yesterday." "So?" "What do you want?" "I brought you a letter." " Right, the letter." "Your name?" "Davide Saraceno." "Here you go." "... with thanks." "Sincerely yours..." "Here." "And go there now, because he'll fix you up." "Thanks." "No..." "This way, it's shorter." "Goodbye." " Bye." "Miss!" ""Mr Moglie"" "Do they want me to kill someone today?" "Hey!" "What time is it?" "I'm so hungry that my underpants are falling." "Snap it up!" "Kiddo!" "How many days left till Christmas?" "This heat will make us all go crazy." "You don't give a damn, do you?" "Marina!" "It seems today is the day!" "What are you doing?" "Sightseeing?" "Isn't Rome beautiful?" "Where are you going?" " To work." " You work nearby?" "I've got to see a client." "Home service." "What's the hurry?" "I'm already late." "That client is a bore." " Wait a bit!" "No, I can't." "Bye." "Come on!" "I said I can't." " Come with me, don't leave me alone." "You're stubborn." "I must go." " You'll go later." "Come!" "You're worse than a brat." "Where are you taking me, Davide?" "I had to meet you, of all people!" " Stop whining." "Damn!" "These shoes hurt also." "Ah, how I like summer!" "It has a nice effect on you." " Your fault." "You're so hot." "I should apologize." "No need, because you've come." "You look great, Maria." "That's all you think about." " I sure do." "Ivana gave birth 20 days ago." "You know.." "She's at her home... with her mother, and me, at my place." "Sorry, I can do nothing about it." " Move it." "Do as I say." "What's on your mind?" " You got it alright." "I thought you were joking, but I've had enough." "I was glad to see you, but..." "If you don't want to take me to work..." "You're coming with me." "Stop it, will you?" " You won't go just like that." "Who's going to work in my place?" "Who?" "I'm amazed that, with a wife and son, you have to unload on me." "What's all the fuss?" "I know you well." " So what?" " Don't waste my time." "By now, you'd have been free already." " And what are you?" "A bomb?" "Just 2 minutes.." "Maria..." "Just 2 minutes." "Nothing doing." "Wait!" " Bye, Saraceno." "Come here!" "Move it!" "I've had enough of you!" "Idiot!" "Cut it out!" "Everything's going wrong today." "And now you!" "Leave me alone!" "Have I got honey on me?" "Once, you'd have said yes." " Well, no dice, I'm not like then." "But why won't you come with me?" " Don't shout, everyone's staring." "What do I care!" "And then, who knows you?" " Shut up!" "Only if you come with me." " Don't you get it?" "I'm here for work." "Lucky you who have a job!" "I too am here looking for a job." "Does the accountant think that I'll go to and fro all day long?" "How hard it is to scrape up some money!" "It's hard indeed!" "Go away!" " I too gotta take this street!" " You take me for a fool?" "So, nothing doing?" "Not today." "Besides, I've arrived." "My client lives there." "So, Davide." "See you." "For the last time, leave me alone." " I too am going here." " Liar!" "Here, take a look!" "Why do you seek Mr. Moglie?" "He must find me a job." "You too are going to see him?" " No." "His wife." "His wife?" " Yes." "Just his wife?" " I said yes." "Bitch!" " What do you want?" "His wife's on vacation." "I got it!" "The accountant got good taste." "So, you've jumped at it, eh?" " Why, you're my keeper?" "As if I cared!" "Only, you didn't need to act so choosy." "Hey!" "You're not going!" " Go away!" "Let me go!" " What's going on?" " Nothing." "Mind your child's mother and leave me alone." "I do what I want." "You're not my father or brother." "Got it?" "Better for you." "I'd have crushed you!" " Where are you going?" "To the top floor." " To see the dead man?" " No, Mr. Moglie." "Poor Honourable!" "Not even a dog to visit him." "He's all alone." "I go now and then, but I can't always stay there." "I've a job." "Would it scare you?" " Not me." " Go, then." "Poor man." "Come!" "Let's go see." "It's not enough yet?" "Worse than a jackass!" " She said the flat is empty." "Come!" "The young go first!" "You think I'd send you to him like that?" "He'd love it, the old goat!" "Stop it!" "I won't let you go, anyway." "Look!" "There's just the dead man." "Come!" "See?" "They left him." " Yes, but he's there." "I'm off." "He scares me." " No, come here!" "Marina, it really seems he's looking at us." "Look at the ring he's got!" "It's of value, you see." "He can keep it." "For what he needs it..." "Let's go." "Come on!" "Come." "Move it." "Go on." "Keep quiet!" "I'll go first, to the accountant." "You stay here." "No, wait, I'll come too." " No, be quiet." "Wait for me here." "Do as you want." "You're making a mistake." "I need to tell him a few words, alone." "I want to have my say." "It's better if we show up together, listen to me." "Who are you?" " Don't you recognize me?" "I went around Rome and here I am." "Where will you send me now?" "I've no time." "Come back after the lunch." "Here." "Since morning you make me go round and now you ain't got 2 minutes for me?" "I've got enough to worry about." "I've a lots of things to do." "And you had to come right today!" "I'm only asking you to write a letter." "You have connections." "Your piece of paper can solve it all." "A trifle for you, but a lot for me." "Don't you realize I'm busy?" "Come back later." "Go for a walk, look at that sun!" "What I wouldn't give to be out for a walk in this heat!" "Don't worry." "I'll fix you too." "I fixed so many.." "Hi, Saraceno." "You, too, here?" "I'm here to get a job, but it's not my day." "But.." "You know each other?" "You're friends?" "Of course." "We grew up together." "Good, miss, I'm glad you came." "I was waiting for you." "A lot of stuff needs to be typed." "It's all ready there on the table." "Will you go?" "So, you need a job?" " Yes." "Don't worry then." "Mr Moglie will find as many as you want." "Am I right, sir?" "He's a good man." "To help people, he'll bend over backwards!" "Of course, don't worry, I'll help you." "But you see I'm busy right now.." ".. an urgent job." "My feet hurt so much!" "How fortunate your wife is." "Lucky her!" "She's in Fregene now, all nice and tanned, and knows nothing." "I got it." "What's your name?" " Davide Saraceno." "# How can you sleep # with this balmy air # darling, come and listen" "# to this lovely serenade." "# I want to let you know # what you mean to me..." "You were really hungry." "Eat slowly or you'll choke." "So, the accountant?" "What did you say to him?" "Let me get it, what did you tell him?" " Nothing." "Did he explain your job?" "Well, if it's okay with him.." "The steak is ready." "What's this?" " A steak, don't you see?" " You're really a cuckold." "Yes, but at least I know it." "Give it here." " Never again." "Gimme the lemon." "I'm so hungry I can't see straight." "Saraceno!" "Come on!" "Hey, it's 1:15 !" "Hey, doll, hurry up." "I'm talking to you!" "Let me eat, will ya?" "Got fire in your behind?" "There's nothing to do here till 3pm." "What's the rush?" "Saraceno, I know what I have to do." "Get in!" "Boy, keep your eyes open, eh?" "But who are you?" " Who should I be?" "Are you good at driving, at least?" "No." "No, huh?" "What experience have you with traffic of the purge?" "Of what?" " Oil!" "You'd have the guts to call it oil?" "Dunno!" "For me..." "Do you know the Commendatore?" "Well?" "Yes or no?" "They had to stick you right at me?" "Just to keep me company?" "I don't suffer from loneliness." "Hey, you lost your tongue?" "Silence is golden..." "And [castor] oil is for the scum!" "The real Rome existed 20 years ago." "That was Rome." "Not now." "Only its name has remained." "Ask your uncle." "You think the same as me, right?" " You bet!" "I like you." "The flame is still the same!" "Look, Sabina!" "Do we pick her up?" "Sabina, "to us"." "To everyone!" "After all..." " Sabina, how's the stock exchange?" "Didn't you hear the price on the radio?" "3 dollars." "Even in Japan they know." "Less, less, come on!" "We're friends, right?" "Discount cards are discontinued." " But I love you." "Tell me yes." "You know I don't do it for love." "Get in." "You've a child and you're jobless?" " Yep." "How do you manage?" "If I had a child I wouldn't sleep." "Eh, sad if it happens!" "But why on earth did you do it?" "So, you teamed up with that creep for the usual shady round to Fiumicino?" "I don't know, I never saw him before." "You think it's easy to find a job?" "I know." "Go this way." "Ever thought to be with someone like me?" "The trade pays off well." "Yeah!" "I'm looking for a serious job." "Hey, what did you understand?" "I want no man over me, the money is mine." "If you knew how important it is!" "With the hunger I suffered back home!" "Listen." "Is there any work for me at your village?" "Even hoeing the ground." "At my village?" "You want to die?" "There's not even the electricity." "If you could see it..." "It looks like a concentration camp." "There's a stink that kills you slowly." "How can they do that, spending all their lives working?" "When they die... what will they tell God Almighty?" "And you?" "What will you tell him?" "Where are you going, scoundrels?" "Wait for me!" "My money!" "That'll be the day!" "You see how I treat women?" "She believed to get the dough from me." "Poor darling!" ""Always healthy with OLIO ROMANI"" "1% of olive... and the rest, horse fat." "Davide, you can't yet figure out the tricks of this world." "I figured you out, though." "Commendatore.." "Hey, Carpiti." " On time." "Well done, Carpiti." "Well done." "If you knew how hot it is in Rome." "It's the season." "That's true." "The bills, sir?" "Right!" "I forgot them on my desk, at home." "Let's go fetch them." "Come on." "Who's this guy?" " Nobody." "He's the new guy." "Saraceno's nephew." "Wait here." "Poor worker." "Why?" "Just kidding." "Join us." "Since you have to wait.." "I'll wait here." "Sit down." "We're democratic people." "Sit." "So, you're the new guy?" " Yes." "Saraceno's nephew.. and Mrs Moglie." "Hi!" " Nice to meet you." " Coming from Rome?" "Yes." " Have you seen my husband?" " Yeah.." "Poor man!" "He in Rome, working in this heat, and us here to enjoy ourselves!" "How's my darling?" "He's fine!" "Well, don't you undress?" "What for?" "To go swimming, of course." "I can't, I gotta work." "Do you feel like it or not?" " Well, yes." "Go and choose the trunks you like." "Go ahead!" "What's your name?" "Davide Saraceno." "And yours?" "Mine?" "Freya." "Freya?" "Damn it!" "Are you sporty?" " Yes." "But you Romans aren't worth a lot as sportsmen." "Depending on the sport." "In "hunger jumping" we're unbeatable!" "Hurry up!" "I'm coming!" "How cold!" " You go often to the sea?" " No." "How come?" "It's so near Rome." " 300 lire round trip." "Are you engaged?" " What?" " Do you have a girl?" "No, not yet." "So you don't have anyone to make love with." " That's life!" "Freya!" "See you at the villa." "Okay." "See you soon." "The bills that Carpiti went to fetch are for what?" "Without them they won't give you the fat at the port." "What fat?" " The fat to make the soap." "Your husband owns a soap factory?" " He's not my husband." "The Commendatore owns a soap factory?" "No." "Oil factory." "So?" "So, what?" "Let's go." "Hello, ma'am." "Good morning." "Well?" "Waiting for a carriage?" "Let's go." "Hello." "Oh, my!" "General Salomone with his entire family." "Some afternoon!" "Bye "tuft"!" "Oh!" "Finally among us!" "How does he always leave you alone, that bear of Commendatore?" "He only cares for business, eh?" "That's bad!" "The sun, love, that's what matters in life!" "Love, love..." "Carpiti!" "When will I get some work?" "When is my turn?" "I'm talking to you, got it?" " Scram, you're shadowing me." "Let me work too." "What do you lose anyway?" " I said go away!" "If this kid can work, then I've more right to work." "You've bored me now!" "What do you want?" " Look at the paper, I'm no idiot." ""Who are the poisoners?"" ""THE POLICE IS ON THE TRAIL of producers of adulterated oil"" "So, you even read the papers?" "You keep yourself informed." "Good!" " Well.." "I do what I can." "Look, here everything's in order." "The fat was unloaded with signed bills, got it?" "What are you checking on?" " But.." "I'm not checking anything." "What do I care?" "I only want some work." "You bozo!" "Before nosing around you'd better check out who I am!" "That'll teach you to find a job." "What's up?" " Bad news." "There was a surprise at the villa." "The police are after the truck." " What now?" "Well.." "It must disappear, it mustn't get to the factory." "Damn, what a mess!" "Why don't they mind their own business?" "Here, take my car and go back to the Commendatore." "I'll drive the truck." " Beware, it's heavy, not like your car." "Besides, the brakes are tricky." "Gimme my shirt!" "Here!" "Is it true what you said to Carpiti?" "That they seek the truck?" "Why, you don't believe it?" " So-so." "You think I made up that story to be alone with you?" " No!" "Are they tailing us?" "Who?" "The cops." "Isn't it fun?" "The cops never amuse me." "They'll say nothing to you." "But to me..." "Ever been arrested?" "No." "I spent a night in the cell." " Why, what had you done?" "Nothing." "Do you like the countryside?" "Yes." "Maybe you're even romantic." "What?" "Sentimental..." "I don't know." "Why, if you're sentimental it's better?" " No, sentimentalists get on my nerves." "I've no time to think about these things." "At my age I still am not settled." "Darn!" "It'd take so little to fix up a guy." "Also the whiners get on my nerves." "Whenever you're silent it's as if you should be so forever." "Why?" "It's forbidden to be quiet?" "# I'll be waiting for you..." "# You'll hold me tight..." "Poor minstrel." "Why poor?" "You're all there:" "a pair of jeans, a shirt... and a tuft of hair." "Have you had many women?" "I've never counted them." "Many or few?" "Normal." "Girls of your age or prostitutes?" "When I've the money, the prostitutes." "The others, when I find them." "Usually the prostitutes." "And... which ones do you prefer?" "Guess." "What is it?" "Who knows?" "What's it to you?" " Did you hear the bang?" "I'm going to check it out." "Where are you going, Davide?" "Come back!" "The truck!" "You forgot to pull the handbrake." "Come, let's go away!" "Let's go!" "Just like that?" " Yes, let's go." "I want no nuisances now." "Try and get smart." "The highway patrol may come any time, lots of questions, stories.." "We leave everything here?" "What's it to you?" "If it's okay with you.." "I can't stand it. 3 million burned and you don't care at all." " It's not mine." "So what?" "I get sick over all that wasted money." "Will you have any hassles?" "No, but it's nice of you to worry about it." "Right." "With money one can fix everything." "Money can't fix anything." " You say so because you have it." "Give it to me, and I'll show you how to fix things." "You know what?" "You have a certain tendency to grow fat and lose hair." "Well?" "What's the link?" "With money, you'd become fat and bald." "In 10 years I'll be old." "What should I care?" "The world is made badly." "Everyone knows that." "3 million up in smoke in 5 minutes." "And I could fix everything with 50 grand!" "50 what?" " 50,000 lire." " And what would you do with it?" "An unloader at the markets, an old man, would give me his job for 50 grand." "So you want to buy a job?" "Congratulations." "Indeed." "Do you know what a steady job means?" "Each month, 60,000 lire at worst." "What're we going to tell the Commendatore?" "Don't worry, I'll see to it." "If you say so." " I said not to worry." "Anyway, it was all for the best." " Why?" "Don't try to understand." "You're fed up of being with me, eh?" "I'm so well together with you." "Then I'll tell you something that'll make you laugh." "I've a child." "A boy or a girl?" " A boy." "He's beautiful." "His name is Tonino." "Well, we haven't baptized him yet." "What about the mother?" " Ivana." "She's a little girl." "She lives next door." "She's my sister's friend." "I've known her since she was a child." "The first time I told her I loved her was.." "when we made our First Communion." "Does she love you?" " Sure!" "She's mad about me!" "Today you can hardly find a woman who truly loves you." "You're right." "That's why I wish this job would last a bit." "I'll put those 50 grand aside, I'll take that job at the market... and I'll get married." "What a schedule!" "Because, to Ivana, I'm not... just a pair of jeans, a shirt... and a tuft of hair." "Well!" "What memory!" "Are you angry?" " No." "I said it like that." "Just to say." "Finally, ma'am!" "How did it go?" "Well!" "The truck is burned." " Burned?" "But why?" "Where's the Commendatore?" " Inside, to sort things out." "But you were joking." " No, I wasn't joking." "Carpiti..." ""50 grand"..." "Here, take this to the boy." "The money for that steady job at the market." "He shouldn't miss the chance." "Well?" "You have remorse?" "The lady told me to give you this." "Hey, you haven't set your mind to keep working here?" "You know you've burned 3 million worth?" "And forget having ever met us." "Take these two pennies and scram." "Shortly, the bus will come by." "Go, don't show up again." "Big deal!" "The lady made me rich!" "Hey, sonny." "Wake up!" "Sweeper!" "If you wanna eat, leave the broom and get a rifle from the City." "Kiddo!" "If they put a rifle in my hands, I'll bring about a revolution!" "Here he is, the dandy!" "Good evening." "How are you, Ivana?" "Hi." "What wind is blowing in Rome?" "Don't you worry." "Anyway, your son eats... sleeps.." "and for the rest Heaven sees and provides." "This is for the baptism, and for that job at the market." "Give it to Giuseppe." "You see..." "In 3 months, with good will, we'll be husband and wife." "Are you happy?" "Where did you get that?" "You look good combed like that." "Where did you get that?" "I didn't hurt a living soul." "Hey, Tonino." "One is solved." "Have no more fear now." "I've a steady job." "Are you happy?" "Grow up fast, so you'll come dancing with dad." "Come, daddy's boy." "Will you go with me?" "Will you go dancing?" "Say you will." "Laugh, Tonino." "Laugh!" "Laugh." "Tonino!" "Come on, laugh." "Trashman!" "English subs by marooned2  edam17@KG October 2014"