"Hello My name's Nadia" "I'm 27 Uh, I like music All sorts of music" "Um, sport, dancing, walking" "I'm 5'9", dark hair, blue eyes" "I like to think of meself as independent, honest, self-aware" "And I'd like to meet someone looking for friendship or, well, yeah, um, and possible romance" "I thought you'd gone" "I was a bit nervous coming to meet you" "Yeah, yeah, it's-- I think it's really hard" "Yeah, it's just in the past, things haven't gone quite so well, so" "So, you've done this a lot, then ?" "Not a lot, no" "Listen Sorry I should have said this earlier, and I hope you're not offended, but I think you look great" "Oh, thank you Really" "Did you pick the blue 'cause of your eyes ?" "What ?" "Did you pick the blue 'cause of your eyes ?" "No,just 'cause it was cheap, really Oh, really ?" "What's in this ?" "Okay, you've got, um, orange" "It's mainly orange juice, and the red color is from the grenadine, and then it's got, you know, the little thing in it" "What ?" "The kick" "The little thing with, you know, for the kick" "What's that ?" "It's a secret Secret ingredient" "What do you think it's gonna be, Molly ?" "Oh, I dunno Don't care really I just want it out" "Jack's keeping his fingers crossed for a boy" "Aren't you,Jack ?" "I've got all this stuff for you from Mandy at work" "Oh, fantastic I'm sure you'll like some of it, Molly" " Sweet Jack, look Look, darling Oh, it's lovely" " What is it ?" "It's like a little Chinese thing It's bright red It's gorgeous" "Yeah Bed Jack, in your bloody bed now" "Why?" "You've got school in the morning God's sake" "He's been a right pain in the bum tonight Has he ?" " Yeah Good night Till morning" " He's at that age" "Yeah ?" "I got new cabinets in" "Did you ?" "Yeah, they look really good" "What color?" "They're in" " They're in wood" "Shiny wood, is it ?" "Sort of It's like a pine" "I gotta go, love Yeah, absolutely Just, um" "I'll see you tomorrow about 2..00 ?" "Lots of love See you tomorrow" " Bye" " Lots of love" "Hi Hello" "How are we doing ?" "Good Yeah Yeah ?" "Is Debbie all right ?" "Yeah, same" "Pigs of a Feather ?" "Hey, hey Oh Oh !" ""A nightmare in black and white"" ""Film is a surreal mixture of horror, fantasy and black comedy"" ""Repulsive imagery" Great" "It sounds disgusting It's not for the baby, It's for me" "Have we heard anything yet ?" "Yeah Talks all the time" "Feel him moving today" "It's gonna be amazing It's gonna be amazing" "Do you gamble a lot, then ?" "No, of course not" "Do you do the lottery ?" "Uh, well-- Ah, you do, don't you ?" "Ah, see A little bit, yeah" "Ah, there you go Same thing, isn't it ?" "I suppose so" "So, what do you do at the weekends ?" "Oh, well, sometime-- Quite often I've gotta work Right" "I think I'd better go to the toilet again" "Again ?" "Yeah, you know" "Okay" "Excuse me" "Sorry" "Excuse me" "Hello, Nadia My name's Theodore" "I thought your message was very nice You've got a lovely voice" "I'm 33 and 6' on the nose" "And I'm a professional I'm a doctor" "More specifically, I'm a neuro-psychiatrist, and I find it fascinating" "Hello, Nadia This is Dan" "I live in Brixton and I'm" "My name's Tim Hello, I'm George I live in North London" "I like reading, keeping fit, travel" "Um, a bit about myself Um, my name's Pat" "I'm Australian, and I'm 26" "I'm looking for someone who'll, uh, put the buzz back into my bumblebee life" "Hello, love Dad, I" "What, have you been buzzing ?" "Yeah, it was me" "Your boiler I thought we arranged for me to come take a look" "Did we ?" "What, today ?" "That's right" "It's just that I'm off to work" "How is everything ?" "Fine, yeah Great" "And you ?" "Oh, I'm fine, fine" "Yeah ?" "You know, keeping busy" "Can I give you a lift ?" "Oh, no It's all right, I'll get the tube" "It's quicker Yeah ?" "I love you, okay ?" "Bye, love" "Penny for the guy" "Penny for the guy ?" "All right Penny for the guy ?" "Penny for the guy ?" "Penny for the guy ?" "Here you go, darling Thanks" "Careful" "Oh, thanks" "Shit What ?" "I'm late Shit" "Are you okay?" "Yeah" "How are you feelin' ?" "Great" "Yeah ?" "Drink your tea I'm late, Moll" "Eddie !" "Phone me Yeah" "You've gotta remember this is a decision you'll be making once, maybe twice in your life, so it's quite an important decision" "We don't want to rush you into anything" "The surface you want is quite important, and, uh" "What's she called ?" "Megan Megan Hey" "Have you got kids yourself?" "Um, no, not yet, no Um, imminent, though" "Take this with you That's basically this" "If you look at the printout" "We can print out one of these for you as well" "I mean-- Oh, right" "Do you wanna come to Caesar's next week ?" "To Caesar's ?" "Yeah, next week" "Thursday night, It's ladies' night No" "Thursday night It's only three quid, Nadia" "I don't wanna go" "Why not ?" "It's quite good fun I don't wanna go" "You might get a shag at the end of the night What ?" "I can't hear you" "I'm going to Top Shop" "I wanna get a white lace top for tonight" "You're gonna get a what ?" "A lacy one ?" "Yeah, a white lacy one Really tight Size six" "Show-off" "No, I'm not" "Oh, God" "Excuse me" "Hello ?" "Hello Is that Nadia ?" "Yeah Who's this ?" "Hi This is Tim" "You left a message on my machine" "Oh, right, yeah" "The Lonely Hearts thing Thought I could meet with you" "I could meet you at 1 :00, yeah ?" "Excuse me Can I get my bill, please ?" "Listen, can I-- I'll see you then" "I'll see you then Got to get back to work That'll be great" "Shall we say around 1 :00 ?" " Yeah, 1 :00, then All right" " Bye" "What are you smiling about, then ?" "Nothing It's none of your business" "Molly's a bit miffed you haven't phoned her" "Been busy, haven't I ?" "What you been doing, then ?" "What ?" "Flamenco classes What ?" "Sounds like fun Yeah, it is" "You should try it Thank you very much" "She's probably in labor right now, as we speak" "If she has it today, it'll have the same birthday as Darren" "You haven't heard from him, have you, Nadia ?" "No You ?" "No, of course not" "Don't forget you'll baby-sit tonight, right ?" "All right, then" "See you later, darling Yeah, bye Yeah, take it easy" "Happy birthday to you" "Happy birthday dear Darren" "Hey Good morning Morning" "Yeah, a reservation under the name of Sykes for two nights" "Two nights Thanks" ""M and M" What does that mean ?" "Mr and Mrs ?" "Mr and Mrs" "Is it Mr and Mrs ?" "Yeah Yeah, that's fine" "Ow !" "Don't crush me !" "Ow !" "Fucking bastard !" "Aah !" "It's in my eye You got it in my eye" "It's in my eye It's in my eye It's in my eye" "I'm blinded by champagne" "I'm blinded Mmm" "I can't even open my eyes" "Oh, thank you" "Thank you Thank you" "I'm having a very happy birthday" "Yeah ?" "Yeah" "Hi, Mum Come in Hi" "It's got cold, hasn't it ?" "Yeah" "Are you ready to see my new kitchen ?" "I am" "Ta-da !" "Oh" "Is it amazing ?" "Yeah I love it I'm so happy" "Very fancy" "It's just like in the ads, isn't it ?" "Ooh It's not finished" "There's still a bit of-- Yeah Mmm" "Yeah, it's very nice" "Yeah" "You want a cup of coffee ?" "Yeah, please" "If it's not too much trouble" "How's Dad ?" "Oh, same as ever" "Sits around the house all day long moping" "Hello ?" "Hiya Hello Hiya" "How are you ?" "All right How are you ?" "Mum, it's Eddie Oh Who's that ?" "Mum She just got here Your mum ?" "Just gonna have a cup of coffee Right" "Listen, I was thinking, um, how about Alice for a girl ?" "Alice ?" "Yeah, yeah, like, um, Alice in Wonderland?" "I like Sadie Like in "Sexy Sadie"" "Sadie ?" "Right Yeah" "Where are you ?" "You sound funny" "Um," "Look Molly, uh," "What ?" "I've gotta go" "All right I'll speak to you later, okay ?" "Yeah, all right Bye Right Bye" "Fuck" "Nadia ?" "Yeah" "How you doing ?" "Tim You wanna go in ?" "Yeah" "I'm" " I'm sorry I've never done this before" "What kind of photographer are you ?" "Nude portraits" "Really ?" "No" "No Take a guess" "Thought you were serious Yeah" "Um, God, I dunno Um" "Sports photographer ?" "No" "Uh I dunno" "I'm" " I'm an advertising photographer" "We do fruit, cheese and, you know, yogurts and stuff Oh" "It's highly exciting Yeah" "Have you done much of this, then ?" "Um, yeah, I mean, one day, I got this-- this, um, this girl ringing me up telling me she was a rock star" "No Yeah, and she was, like, real stoned" "She was, like, "Hi, I'm with this band"" "She started telling me about her life as a rock star and how interesting it is and, you know, if I wanted to be with her, I'd have to kind of make compensation 'cause she'd be on tour a lot, you know" "Were" " Were you really adopted ?" "Yeah" "Oh, 'cause I-I used to pretend I was an orphan" "I'd, you know, pretend our house was the orphanage, and, um, my sisters and my little brother, they were orphans from other families" "I really wanted to believe it, yeah" "Yeah, I know, it's strange Yeah" "Yeah Cheers Cheers" "I'll see you tomorrow ?" "Yeah, all right" "Okay, bye See you Bye, then Yeah" "Here for a copy of the Big Issue" "Big Issue" "Here for a copy of the Big Issue" "Hello, Eileen Hello" "You're looking smart" "Where have you been ?" "Just to my daughter, Molly" "Oh, God !" "Cut it out, you lot I hate those fucking things" "You all right ?" "Yeah" "Our front door needs fixing" "I'm getting 'round to it" "That's the Sony CD 1 7 00" "Right What are you asking for this ?" "That's 1 99 plus VAT Plus VAT" "Which works out to 23 5 Can I have a look ?" "See you tomorrow, Harvey" "All right See you later, mate" "Strong cappuccino, one and a half, take it away" "Hello Can I help you ?" "Is it eat in ?" "Take away ?" "You give me the pound, and I'll give you the change" "Yeah ?" "Yeah" "You give me a pound, and I give you 40 pence change" "Salt beef and, uh, cappuccino" "All right" "That's three pound, please" "Thank you" "All right, first of all, don't get-- don't get angry with me" "This is not gonna look good" "This might not look good at first" "And I know this is not the best of time" " No" "We're both responsible adults, right ?" "I care about this baby we're having" "Yeah" "I care about this baby we're having" "And I realize that there are certain financial advantages in having a job" "I'm aware of that I am aware of that" "Think of the drawbacks of holding onto a job that you hate" "Think of what that could do to a man" "Think of what I could and would become-- short-tempered father" "I turn to drink" "I blame you" "Eventually, I even take a lover" "And then one day, I just snap Finally, just snap" "I buy a gun" "I'll lock myself into the house with you and the kids" "Police surround us, begging me to be reasonable, but" "No No, it's too late" "It's too late" "Another statistic A news item" "A news item in The News of the World" "Whoo !" "Yea !" "Things can be even more tricky for a male if his mate is well armed" "The female tarantula has fearsome poison fangs" "Aren't you gonna do something ?" "What do you want me to do ?" "Doesn't it bother you ?" "Of course it bothers you, but you're too pathetic to do anything about it" "Pathetic Only now dare he reach forward with his palps" "What do you mean, "pathetic"?" "Who's pathetic ?" "You're the one who's fucking pathetic !" "Male spiders are by no means always so skillful" "These few legs are all that remains of a male nephila spider who failed" "But another male is on the same web now preparing to chance his luck" "And his task is indeed formidable, for his mate is gigantic-- six inches across and several hundred times his weight" "She's virtually blind, and she relies on vibrations of her web to tell her what's going on" "Hi You all right ?" "Can't sleep Why not ?" "What's wrong ?" "Dunno Just can't sleep" "Well, you shouldn't be reading What is it ?" "A new game Gonna ask Dad to buy it for my birthday" "What's this girl's name again ?" "Lara Croft Do you like her, then ?" "She's all right Yeah ?" "Not very good, are you ?" "No Well, I've got to practice, haven't I ?" "Get some rest What are you doing tomorrow ?" " Going to the football match with my dad" " That'll be nice" "You'll need all the rest you can get, then Put your head down" "Give us a kiss, darling" "'Night" "See you in the morning Yeah Do you want this world left on ?" "Yeah All right Sleep tight, darling" "Good night Night-night" "You" "Are my angel" "Oh What ?" "Iron ?" "There" "What are you doing ?" "You should get out more" "Franklyn, I wish you'd get a girlfriend Thank you" "You know, go out dancing" "What time is it ?" "It's nearly half 1 0:00" "Where have you been ?" "I had to work late I'm sorry" "I should have rang you" "Hey H'm" "You asleep ?" "Mm-h'm" "You're fucking great !" "Oh, no Don't put your shirt on, darling, no" "You want more ?" "You're a bad girl, you know that ?" "You've done this before, darling" "I've done it I've done this before, yeah" "I need a drink Do you want a drink ?" "Yeah I dunno where it is" "Are you gonna dance for me now ?" "I'm a good dancer" "Yeah, of course, you're a good dancer Dance" "Don't leave" "Come and dance with me Come and dance with me, then" "You're fucking tickling me You're terrible Bad" "Do you like me hair ?" "Of course I like your hair Yeah, I did that" "You're a hairdresser You should" "H'm, a bit scruffy, though, isn't it ?" "Why'd you bring me here ?" "This is where I work" "I take it that's where you work, unless you broke in" "I mean, most people have houses, don't they ?" "They go to what is a bed, rather than some" "I've got a big bed" "Have you got a big bed ?" "Why don't you show me your big bed ?" "No I've got a little boy" "You've got a little boy ?" "Yeah" "How old's your little boy ?" "He's fucking little, isn't he ?" "He's fucking little How little ?" "At primary school, my little boy" "Yeah ?" "Mm" "How old are you ?" "Twenty-nine You're twenty-nine ?" "Gimme a cup of coffee" "You spill your coffee on me, you die You die" "Listen to him It's been going on like that all night" "I haven't had any sleep" "I didn't hear anything" "That's 'cause you don't wanna hear" "It's been howling and barking the whole fucking night" "I haven't had any sleep" "If Molly phones, you're to tell me" "I know Don't worry You'll be the first to know" "I'll leave the shopping list on the table" "Hello Sorry I can't answer the phone at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message for Nadia, please speak after the beep" "Thank you" "Dad Here Hold them, would you ?" "I like your hair" "Who does your hair ?" "Your mum ?" "Yeah" "It's lovely, isn't it ?" "Yeah" "Mom, Dad's here Yeah" "Hi, honey Got your clean pants, Jack ?" "Yeah Hurry up, then" "All right, Deb ?" "Yeah" "Busy, busy As usual" "What are you after, then ?" "That's not nice, is it ?" "I'm not after nothing" "Come on, Dad Don't forget your antibiotics, Jack" "Make sure he takes them He's got a cold Yeah, antibiotics" "Just a gift You know what I mean ?" "I don't want them They're horrible" "They're really nice I like pink flowers" "Do you ?" "Yeah" "What is it ?" "Lend us some money" "No Go on Just a few bob" "Fuck off, Dan I can't afford it Just till Monday ?" "Bloody hell Don't bring him back later than 6:00, all right ?" "Yeah We're going to the bonfire Remember ?" "Remember that Give us a kiss good-bye, then" "Good-bye, then Fuck off" "It's from me" "Look after him, Dan Yeah Bye" "Whatever you say, darling" "Bye See you later" "Bloody mess" "Oh, we're going to the match" "We're gonna have a good time" "Remember that woman sat next to us at the Wolves game ?" "Yeah" "Come on, Palace !" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was great, eh ?" "Down the wing" "Close 'em down, Palace" "Hello, darling Hiya" "Hi, Jackie All right, Molly?" "Come for-- You're cold" "Yeah, it's really cold" "Is that nice ?" "I'm smudging all your make-up, Molly What ?" "I'm smudging your make-up Oh, that's all right" "Eddie won't be able to resist you tonight, darling" "I might want him to resist me" "Why ?" "Oh, I don't feel sexy at all" "Just feel fat and ugly" "When's the last time you had sex, then ?" "Dunno Couple of months" "Couple of months ?" "For God's sake, Molly Darling, I'm pregnant" "Did you feel sexy when you were pregnant ?" "Yeah, really sexy" "Did you ?" "I loved it I loved having big tits" "Did you do it right up till the end?" "Yeah" "Felt really gorgeous all the time" "Did you have weird dreams when you were pregnant ?" "No" "I've been having the weirdest dreams, like nightmares almost" "Nightmares ?" "Yeah, I had this really weird one last night" "I was" " Well, I dreamt that I was at home, and I went into labor" "And so, we're gonna go to the hospital, but we didn't actually go to the hospital, we went to a theater" "Do you mean a stage ?" "Yeah, like where they do plays and things" "Yeah I thought it was a bit weird but all right" "And we went in onto the stage and there was a bed on the stage, and the midwife was there and everything" "Eddie was on the bed, was he ?" "Eddie" " I dunno" "I can't remember if he was there then" "Was he naked ?" "Shut up" "But I looked out into the audience, and it was all my kids out there from my class from last year, yeah" "It was-- It was weird, but" "Anyway, and then I gave birth to a fish, right on the stage" "Eh ?" "I know Isn't that weird ?" "Everybody in the dream thought it was really strange" "It's fucking weird, Molly But I still loved it" "Jackie ?" "What's that, mate ?" "Molly said she had sex with a fish last night" "That is not what I said" "Jackie, Jackie, that's not what I said She's lying" "No, I had a dream that I gave birth to a fish" "Well, that ain't normal, is it ?" "I know, it's weird" "It's not normal at all It's fucking weird" "It's gotta mean something, though, isn't it ?" "Yeah" "It means she's a horny bugger Shut up" "Talked to Nadia lately ?" "Yeah She was asking about you Yeah Was she ?" "I think she's jealous of me Jealous of what, Molly ?" "I dunno, the baby Not everyone wants to have kids" "I know that, but I mean I think she" "Sit still I'm not moving" "Seven and eight, seventy-eight" "Nine-0 Blind ninety" "Five and seven Fifty-seven" "Eight and four Eighty-four" "Five-0 Blind fifty" "Four-0 Blind forty Bingo!" "On 40, up at the back there" "All right, let's go straight to our next" "Full house" "The next number is eight-0 Blind eighty" "Two and four Twenty-four" "Four and six Forty-six" "Eight and five Eighty-five" "Two and one Twenty-one" "One-0 Number ten" "Three and one Thirty-one" "One and two Twelve" "Go on !" "Play it Go on, Lombardo !" "There, you're lovely Stop touching it, Molly" "All right, that's enough !" "God" "Oh, it's so pretty Do you like it,Jackie ?" "It looks really nice, yeah Yeah" "Yeah ?" "Do you like the back, darling ?" "Yeah, it's different Do you like it, Kay ?" "Yeah, it's really lovely Yeah" "Be easier to manage for you, love Eddie will like it" "It's a bit tight I thought it was gonna be a bigger" "No, it'll drop Will it ?" "Drop in a couple days Could I use your phone ?" "Yeah I'll get that stuff from Mandy for you Great" "Got some stuff to show you, Jackie" "Oh, let's have a look Baby clothes" "Mandy brought it in for Molly" "Some of it's all right Some of it's a bit funny looking" "What do you think of this one ?" "Sweet, isn't it ?" "Ultimate Kitchens Good afternoon" "Hi Can I speak to Eddie, please ?" "Eddie ?" "Eddie doesn't work here any more" "Can I put you through to someone else ?" "What ?" "Can I put you through to someone else ?" "Eddie's not here any more" "There's a lovely little pink thing in here as well" "That's all right No, he's no longer working here, but I can put you through to somebody else to help you" "I can't afford to buy new all the time" "No, no, it's all right Thanks Bye" "Bye It's a cow, stupid" " Oh, is it ?" " Yeah Something wrong, Molly ?" "No No, it's all right" "Should get a taxi, though No, it's all right" "Don't wanna spoil your hairstyle" "Put your scarf on Keep warm" "It's lovely Eddie will love it Yeah" "Don't forget your stuff now" "Take care, Jackie And you, love" "Thank you See you later Good night" "Give us a call Bye, darling Bye" "I don't think she likes it, Jackie Oh, it's all right" "No, her face is tripping her" "She ain't been herself, though, has she ?" "Well, she's a miserable cow sometimes She ain't" "She is You don't know her like me" "Hey, you look like that man from the" "Why you stare ?" "You look like the man from the job center" "You better run, 'cause I'm strong like a lion!" "Hi, Donna Oh, hello" "Um," "I've locked myself out, and Eileen's not back home yet, so I'm stuck rather" "Well, do you wanna come in ?" "Yes, please" "Where's my burger ?" "They ran out" "Eh ?" "What ?" "We'll get off now, eh ?" "Can't we stay till the end ?" "Thank you" "Come on" "Come on, kids, upstairs" "Well, here's to you" "Mmm Touch more rum, I think Mmm" "Tastes all right to me" "You are just fucking kidding me, you" "Who the fucking hell do you think you are, knobhead?" "What's your fucking problem, son ?" "I'm sorry, mate" "Fucking" " What ?" "You cheeky fucking hippie I" "Fucking let you out, haven't I ?" "Move it !" "You fucking nugget !" "Well, go on, then Edge out Edge out, lad" "Why can't you support someone useful, like, um, Arsenal ?" "Well, you support Crystal Palace as well Or Tottenham" "I only support Palace 'cause you do, son I never did as a kid, did I ?" "Can we get a McDonald's ?" "We'll get you something to eat, yeah, don't worry about it" "If we pass a McDonald's, I'll get you a McDonald's All right" "And if we don't, I'll get you something else Like ?" "Like something else Like a pizza or a burger or something" "I dunno Whatever Whatever we see" "Amazingly straightforward for the team in second place" "Watford never looked like recovering from an early charge in which Stuart McCall scored from 25 yards" "And it was only after Lee Mills" "So, what do you want ?" "Burger and chips" "Burger and chips Coming in ?" "No" "Come on,Jack Cheer up, eh ?" "Yes, please" "Bye, Agnes Bye" "See you, Ruby See you tomorrow Bye" "Yeah, see you tomorrow Yeah" "Tell me why" "Why would you waste your time" "Coming around here" "After you let me down Go on" "Who, me ?" "What, dancing ?" "Yes" "Listen, I'm no dancer" "Why would you go out that way" "Leaving all of your" "Love letters on the wall" "Leaving was all your call Come on" "Well Loving was through" "You just had to" "Write love letters on the wall" "Why are you here tonight causing a scene" "I got a brand new life Someone loves me" "Spreading your rumors around" "But all your lies did not work out Did not work out" "However what goes around comes around" "And your turn will come" "With all your love letters on the wall" "Yeah Leaving was all your call" "Yes, it was Loving was through" "Oh, go, Bill, go But you just had to" "Love letters on the wall" "Listen, Donna I should go, really" "I should, uh-- Eileen must be back by now, so I should go Okay" "You come back around" "Back around" "Hey, Eileen Oi !" "I got locked out" "I was locked out" "I come back from the shop,." "I couldn't get back in" "Didn't have the keys See ?" "Anyway, here's your shopping" "Will you shut that bloody dog up ?" "Yeah Okay Okay" "I know this is bad timing, Molly" "I mean, it's never gonna be a good time, is it ?" "You know, you're always going on about what a great cook I am" "I know this may not seem like the best time to embark on a new career" "I mean, I know-- Shit" "Hey" "You look great" "Molly?" "So how was work ?" "I was" " I was going to tell you" "I didn't want you to worry Mm" "Molly, come on I'm sorry" "I just didn't want to" "You know what I'm gonna do ?" "I'm gonna, uh," "I'm gonna" " I'm gonna get some shopping in, okay?" "I'm gonna cook us a great meal" "We're gonna talk" "And we can talk" "Moll?" "You look-- You look great" "Thank you very much Hello, thank you and welcome to Who's Sorry Now, television's only grudge match where we give two twosomes the opportunity to air their grievances and settle old scores" "Got you a video, Jack" "Thanks Have you seen it ?" "Yeah It's funny" "Yeah ?" "I'm just gonna nip out for a while All right" "Won't be long See you later Yeah Bye" "At the end of each round, our studio audience will vote to decide who's right and who's wrong" "And the loser will have to take their chance on our wheel of shame" "Ohh !" "Oh, yes" "Hiya" "Is your name Nadia ?" "Oh, please" " Hi I'm Dan" " You bastard, you put on a voice" "No, I didn't Yes, you did" "No, it's the phone It's one of those" "It's not the bloody phone It's you It's an anon-- anomaly" "This is great What a night we're gonna have" "I'm not gonna spend the night with you Why not ?" "You know why not" " How are ya ?" "I'm all right, actually I'm fine How are you ?" "I'm all right What are you up to ?" "Well, you're looking splendid I do, don't I ?" "Where'd you get that ?" "The ring ?" "No, no, the suit The suit ?" "Yeah The suit shop" "Suits "R" Us I got it from" "How long have you been in this game ?" "It's not a game You know, the Lonely Hearts thing" "I haven't been doing it very long at all" "I bet you've been doing it for years" "First time As I said on the phone, this is my first time" "I don't believe you" "You" " You never trusted me, did you ?" "Anyway, what's this thing about estate management ?" "Well, you know, I used to have an estate-- a Vauxhall estate Oh, stop it" "And you said you had a BMW I have got a BMW" "No, you haven't No I have got a BMW I have I have" "What happened to, um, um," "Lawrence ?" "You know it wasn't Lawrence" "What was his name ?" "It was Ryan" "Ryan What happened to Ryan ?" "Mind your own business" "I'm only asking Jesus, it's not an odd question to ask" "I haven't seen you for ages What happened to him ?" "Why do you always try and be funny ?" "It's better than trying not to be funny, isn't it ?" "Don't be putting your coat on That's not polite, is it ?" "I'm not staying" "Why ?" "Why ?" "You know why This is ridiculous" "I can't have a drink with you Why not ?" "We're just old friends having a drink together We're not old friends" "Revise that statement Okay, I'm old, and you're not" "Why are you leaving ?" "I've got somewhere else to go now" "Somewhere else to go ?" "You meeting someone else ?" "You're double-dating me Ah, that's not nice, is it ?" "Oh, don't leave Come on You're incredible" "It's only early Don't leave You really are incredible" "I couldn't believe it I'll tell Debbie" "You will not If you tell Debbie, I'll wring your bloody neck" "Okay At least there'll be physical contact" "Was that enough done for you ?" "Yeah It was really nice" "Did you like it ?" "Yeah It was great" "It's the only thing I make, so-- Well, I'm glad you made it for me It was great" "Great Phew Yeah" "Neighbors are quite noisy, aren't they ?" "Do they do tap dancing or something ?" "I can't stand you" "With lots of-- It was a sort of nightclub party for my sister's birthday" "Mm-hmm And we just got chatting away, really" "I mean, I've known him for years, but something sort of happened, and" "Had you fancied him before" " When you've a chance, pint here, please" "All right Elaine, I know your name" "I bet you say that to all the girls It drives me insane, Elaine" "Oh, can you make me tame, Elaine ?" "What time are you finishing ?" "Not till after 1..00 After 1 :00 ?" "I'll be here after 1 :00" "Will ya ?" "I'll have to sit that side of the bar Yeah" " Five past 1 :00 I'll be here" "And then she sings to him that old little love song" "It's the song she learned Is that it, Dan ?" "Is that it, Dan ?" "Anything else ?" "Eh" "Where are you going now ?" "Where are you taking me ?" "I don't know Somewhere nice Yeah Wherever" "Oh, let us go to the banks of the ocean" "On the boat I used to be a man" "Now, dear Margaret" "You know, you never told me where you're from Dublin" "It beats London I'm not a fan of London at all" "Do you think you'll go back there to live ?" "Dublin ?" "Yeah" "Eh Yeah, maybe" "I don't know" "I haven't made up me mind, really" "I'm not great at makin' plans, ya know?" "Yeah I should go, really, 'cause I'm working tomorrow" "Oh Right" "Yeah I should go" "That's it" "Will you be all right, or do you want me to call you a cab ?" "Um" "Um, well, I'll get a bus" "Okay" "Can I ring you, Tim ?" "Yeah Sure" "Okay" "Skirt" "All right Take care Yeah" "Bye-bye I'll see ya, yeah ?" "Okay" "Would you like a cigarette ?" "Sorry ?" "Here Have a cigarette Sorry" "You don't want a cigarette ?" "Are you enjoying that beer ?" "What ?" "You didn't even open it Here" "It's all right No" "Oh, shit" "Fuck" "Hello ?" "Debbie ?" "It's me" "Fuck's sake, Molly, what is it ?" "Eddie's gone What do you mean ?" "Eddie We had a fight He's not come home Oh, Molly" "All right, darling I don't know what to do" "Listen, Molly, listen I'm meetin' Nad at 1 2:00, caf" "Yeah ?" "You wanna come for coffee, yeah ?" "Um, yeah" "Yeah All right I gotta go, Molly" "Bye All right Bye" "For fuck's sake" "Ohh Poor darling" "Excuse me" "Hi Hi" "Let's listen to the prophets that God rises up, as we are shown through their messages our sins, our shortcomings" "And so we thank God for not leaving us in our slumber, but awakening us, awakening us to our true condition" "And yet, the messages of the prophets are not all doom and gloom" "I wanna take you home" " I wanna be with you" " You might be my girlfriend" "Franklyn, aren't you out of there yet ?" "Franklyn-- Get out !" "You might be my girlfriend" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah" " You can't get it" " Franklyn!" "Do I come into your room ?" "No What are you doing in mine ?" "Can you leave ?" "Bye-bye Bye-bye" "What's wrong with you, huh ?" "Nothing" "You want to know what I think ?" "No, but you're gonna tell me anyway" "I think it's wrong for you to bottle up things the way that you do" "Well, I wish I could be just like you" "You are so secretive, Franklyn, It's like having a stranger living in my house" " Total stranger" " Okay Fine" " Get out !" "Can you leave those, plea-- Can you lea" "I don't wanna know the details of your bloody laundry" "My head's spinning Is it ?" "Yeah You taking anything ?" "No" "It's disgusting, that cigarette smoke" "Sorry, Molly Can't help it" "You sometimes smoke What are you talkin' about ?" "You're a party smoker" "Have you told her yet, Molly ?" "What ?" "Eddie's left her What ?" "Shut up" "Eddie's left her She doesn't care" "She does care She doesn't care" "Are you being serious ?" "She phoned me at 7:30 this morning to tell me" "Is this true ?" "Yeah, it's true" " What happened ?" " He quit his job He didn't tell me He lied to me" "I came home I confronted him about it He fucked off" "Has he called yet ?" "No He hasn't called" "Fuck's sake What are you laughing at ?" "What is so funny ?" "I'm sorry" "What is so funny?" "It's funny to you, is it ?" "Molly" "Probably just fed up, Molly Fed up with what ?" "I dunno Probably just worried about the baby" "She always takes the man's side She always does No, no" "She's not" " She's not-- Don't try and defend her You don't know either" " Bloody hell" " You don't know what it's like" "It's not fucking funny I know I'm sorry I'm really sorry" "Nadia ?" " I feel sick" "Oh, Molly Fuck's sake" "Oh, Molly, don't cry" "Fuck's sake What's wrong with this bloody family?" "What are you crying for, Molly?" "It's not that bad, darlin'" "Do you want a tissue ?" "I don't know if I've got one" "Look at your hair, Molly What a mess !" "Oh, shit Rain" "Debbie ?" "I-- Yeah ?" "Eh ?" "What is it ?" "What ?" "I feel really weird" " I feel" " Oh, my God" "You're having a baby, darling Hold on, right ?" "Oh, God It's all right I'll go get a taxi for you, right ?" "Shit" "Bloody hell Come on, taxi" "Shit" "Fucking hell She's all right She's having a baby I just gotta get a taxi" "Get dressed, Darren We gotta get out of the room by 2..00" "This is the control room of VR1 , the world's first ride combining head-mounted display virtual reality" "Can I speak to your dad for a minute ?" "Huh ?" "He's just gone down to the fish and chip shop All right" "Listen I'm at the hospital Molly's having a baby Oh, is she ?" "Yeah So I don't think we'll make bonfire tonight, darling" "Oh Can't help it, Jack" "You might have to stay there with your dad, all right ?" "Yeah" "I was" " I was just wondering what you're doing" "Well, you know, I mean, later" "Uh, if you haven't got any plans, you could come over maybe" "Um, yeah That'd be great" "Yeah ?" "Uh-huh" "Right Um, well, I'll see you around 7:00, yeah ?" "Okay Yeah Great You've got the address ?" "Yeah Great Then, I'll see you later" "All right Bye" "She's in the middle of a contraction now" "Thank you" "Aw Okay Okay, Molly Come on" "You're doing really good Look at me Look at me, Molly" "In through your nose and out through your mouth Oh, my God" "Slowly That's it That's it That's it Debbie, I can't do this" "You're doing fine You're doing fine You're right" "That's beautiful Well done Well done Clever girl" "'Course it hurts a little, Molly That's lovely" "Debbie ?" "This is the Royal Pavilion, one of the elite hotels on the island" "You have to wonder, why oil?" "with any of the great cities of Europe, and it didn't get where it is today by thinking small" "Hiya, Nad What are you doing here ?" "Uh, you haven't seen our Jack, have you ?" "No Why ?" "Uh, I just been 'round to your Debbie's, and there was no one in there, so I thought he might have come 'round here" "It says "welcome" Can I come in ?" "Yeah" "How are ya ?" "I'm all right What's going on ?" "Nothin' I was just lookin' forJack I was meant to drive him back to Debbie's today, and, um, when I woke up, he wasn't there" "What ?" "So you haven't seen him today at all ?" "Both of us were asleep-- You haven't seen him since last night ?" "No, but he was there, you know what I mean ?" "Oh, bloody hell" "Anyway, how are ya ?" "Did you have a good time last night ?" "Nad, it's no big deal, you know what I mean ?" "I don't know why you're getting so annoyed" "All's I need to know is what park the bonfire thingy is in" "Help !" "Shut up!" "Help!" "Help!" "Shut up!" "Get off!" "Get off!" "Shit" "So what's next, then, Nad ?" "I'm gonna ring the police" "Fuckin' genius idea" "What's wrong with that ?" "Have you got a better suggestion, then ?" "It's all right, Molly All right" "Debbie Phillips ?" "Telephone call" "That'll be Eddie, darling" "I told you he'd come" "It's her first baby Oh, she'll be fine" "It's just there All right Thanks, darling Hello ?" "Hello, Mum ?" "Hello, Jack What you phoning for ?" "I'm at the police station What ?" "What the fuck you doing there ?" "I got mugged Oh, fuck's sake, Jack !" " I can't bloody believe this Where's your dad ?" " I dunno" " I can't bloody believe this Where's your dad ?" " I dunno" "I think he's at the pub Bloody hell" "Listen, Jack Don't bloody move Just stay there, right ?" "Yeah Okay Mummy's coming, darling" "Okay Um, Giles ?" "Yeah ?" "Can I meet you in resus ?" "Can we go to resus, lad ?" "His name's Eddie Eddie ?" "Hello, Eddie" "There's quite a lot of damage to the motorcycle as well" "Just gonna cut your trousers" "He should phone home His girlfriend's pregnant Could you just hold" "Breath Hold the breath" "Push down on your bottom, like you're on the loo" "Come on, sweetheart That's it Well done Keep it coming" "Right Will you tell her we're on our way?" "Thanks Bye" "Bye-bye" "What's going on ?" "Molly's started, and she's on her own" "Where's Eddie ?" "It's Eddie I don't know" "Eh ?" "He's useless I never liked him" "That's right That's right You never liked anyone, did you ?" "Always carping, eh ?" "Always finding fault" "It's never your fault, is it ?" "That's why Darren left" "'Cause he couldn't stand living with you, that's why he left" "Come on" "Now boarding on Platform seven, the Virgin train service to Manchester Piccadilly, calling at Stoke-on-Trent" "I'm just gonna make a phone call, all right ?" "Yeah ?" "Yeah One second I'll sit down We've got reserved seats" "Bill and Eileen can't answer your call right now, but if you would like to leave a message, we'll get back to you as soon as we can" "Please speak after the beep" "Hi It's Darren Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine" "Bye" "He's there" "All right,Jack ?" "Hello ?" "Can I help ?" "I'm his father" "Yeah Would you like to come over here, please ?" "Just talkin' to him In a sec" "Okay, darling ?" "Woman just said you got mugged, eh ?" "What happened?" "What did they do to you ?" "I was watching the fireworks, and they came up to me and took my wallet and bag" "Where's your mum ?" "She's coming" "Jack, don't be crying You've managed to get hold of her, have you ?" "Where is she ?" "At the hospital" "Did these lads hurt you ?" "With Molly" "So Molly's having her baby ?" "Brilliant" "That's something, eh ?" "You're gonna have a cousin, eh ?" "Where the fuck have you been, eh ?" "Come on, darlin'" "Let's take you home Eh ?" "Is it Mrs Phillips ?" "Yeah Yeah Can I have a word?" "I'm his mum Has Jack ever run away before ?" "No He's supposed to be looking after him, isn't he ?" "Mrs Phillips, I'm just asking you a question I was at hospital" "It's not our concern He was on his own You all right, darling ?" "If he ends up here again, we'll be onto the Social Can I take him home, yeah ?" "Yes, please And make sure you look after him now Yes, I will Come on" "Coming, Nadia ?" "Shit" "Debbie, I'll give you a lift home, yeah ?" "Just fuck off, Dan, eh ?" "Debbie, I'll give youse a lift" "No Fuck off!" "What are you shoutin' at me for ?" " Will you fucking grow up ?" " You don't even know what fucking well happened !" " You don't deserve to have a kid, Dan!" "Fucking prick!" " Oh, behave!" "Listen to someone for once !" "Keep it coming, darling Keep it coming" "Little push Okay Okay" "Little push Little push Little push" "Okay Big breath, Molly Big breath" "Come on Come on, Molly No, no, no !" "Don't waste the pushes Come on Don't waste the pushes" "Okay Okay ?" "Okay ?" "Okay?" "You've got a contraction" "Push Push Keep it coming" "Give me a push Give me a push" "Big push Big push down in your bottom" "Just breathe Just breathe" "Long push in your bottom, in your bottom That's it, Work with me" "That's it That's it That's it Come out, darling" "Well done" "Oh, God Oh, God Oh-- Well done, darling" "Okay Okay Okay Okay Okay" "It's a girl It's a girl, Molly, yeah ?" "Molly, what I'd like for you to do now is just to turn over so we can deliver the afterbirth, yeah ?" "Come on, darling Come on" "Turn over for me Turn over Be careful" "Just lift your leg, yeah ?" "Take your time Take your time Be careful" "That's it That's it Lovely" "Oh, God" "Oh, sh, sh, sh, sh" "Oh, sweetie, oh" "Hello Hello Hello" "Oh Sh" "Molly?" "Molly It's Eddie Pick up the phone" "Molly, if you're there, will you pick up the phone ?" "I'm sorry, okay ?" "Just pick up the phone" "Hello ?" "Hello, love Molly ?" "Hi, Mum Oh, hi" "How are you, darling ?" "You all right, love ?" "Uh-huh" "Clever girl" "Oh, she's-- She looks a bit cold Let's give Mummy a cuddle" "Hello There you go, Molly" "Oh, hello Oh There you go There's a little girl" " Just keep her nicely wrapped up" " What you gonna call her ?" "Alice" "Hello, Alice Alice" "That's her there Molly !" "Molly !" "God" "Ohh Can you just-- What happened?" "I" " I had a bit of an accident" " Can you just leave us for a couple of minutes ?" " Shall I take Alice ?" "No It's all right Don't be too long It's very drafty" " Mum, it's fine" " You sure ?" "Yeah, I am sure Thank you All right Show us where things are, then ?" "Yeah Give us a shout, Molly" "All right I'll come and get you I shan't be far away" "Where the fuck have you been ?" "I don't know what happened, Moll I just" " I" "I just panicked" "I just freaked out" "Is she okay ?" "She's perfect" "Aren't you ?" "Yes, you are, darling" "What about you ?" "Are you all right ?" "Yeah I'm all right" "Molly, can I have-- have a look at her ?" "She's sleeping Come on I just want to see her face" "Can you see her ?" "Alice" "Like in Wonderland" "All right, darling ?" "You had me fucking worried for a minute, Jack" "Eh ?" "Come here, darling" "Feel a little sick, do you ?" "Bet you do Mm-h'm" "Your dad's a fucking idiot, isn't he ?" "He loves you really, darling Just stupid sometimes" "You know ?" "You have one message Message one" "It's Darren Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine" "Bye" "End of message You have one message" "Message one" "It's Darren Uh, just to say hi, I'm fine" "Bye" "Yeah Toast Toast with cheese on top Your favorite" "Eh ?" "Yeah" "Dad !" "Hello Hello, love" "Hello" "Nice to see you, eh ?" "And you Are you all right ?" "Yeah Of course I'm all right Good" "Um, did you hear about" "Baby girl, yeah" "Yeah Yeah Makes me a bloody grandfather again" " Um, Darren called" " Did he ?" "Well, he didn't speak much He just left a message on the machine, but he seemed happy enough" "Good Yeah" "I've just given your mum a lift to the hospital" "Anyway-- Bill ?" "Bill, uh," "I thought that might help" "Yeah Thanks Very good There's a page here-- I marked the page" "It's brilliant, yeah Yeah" "Hello Hi" " You two know each other ?" " Yeah" " No" "Well, make your minds up" "Listen, I just popped by to say hello Better get off to work" "All right, then I'll see you soon, Dad" "Yeah I have to, uh-- Sure See ya" "Look in again" "When your mum's in next time, eh ?" "She's dyin'to see ya" "All right" "How are you ?" "Not too bad" "How's work ?" "Greasy" "Greasy ?" "Yeah ?" "I like your hair" "Oh, thanks Oh, be careful" "By RED5"