"One day, in one city" "Attent-ion!" "Squad move to the right." "Right TURN" "Squad by the Right." "Quick March" "How come a fat bloke like you is admitted to the cadet school?" "Look there" "Look at you." "No hope for skinny" "Eat more" "Now the gals like chubby blokes?" "Definitely!" "Your hat falls off" "I should eat plenty of food" "That's it" "They're coming" "Coming..." "Let me take a look..." "They're coming." "There..." "He's so handsome Look at his breast hair" "He's greeted me!" "Don't touch me!" "Look!" "My fans are there" "They're hags" "I don't think so In fact, they're copies of Kylie Minogue" "Good taste" "Halt" "24138" "Yes, sir!" "Officer Ye called you" "You sat next to me this morning, 24138" "Do you remember what I had for the breakfast?" "Yes, sir" "You had buns, a roasted suckle pig" "Fried chicken and steamed leopard" "Such a big meal can cause heart disease Be cautious" "I'll pay later" "And the canteen staff told me to remind you... to foot the bill if convenient, sir" "Can you stop talking about this?" "What do you think about me, 24138?" "I have no idea, sir" "But your nickname's Tri-ble" "That is uncharitable irresponsible and unfashionable" "So I get some clues, sir" "Do you know I've worn two different socks?" "No, sir." "It's difficult to notice 'cos you have arms and eyes of different sizes and sit like a dog" "All these matches you and your socks" "So it's difficult to notice the different socks, sir" "Is it necessary to be so honest?" "Remember:" "You're just a cadet" "If you don't respect us your career will be finished" "That's fine I don't want any assignments like being an undercover, sir" "How do you know we'll assign you as undercover?" "They cry like dying patients after seeing you" "It must be this assignment that made them cry, right?" "Nope." "It's honorable to be an undercover" "Only those elites will be picked to be the undercover" "I send you three to infiltrate the gangs to spy on their movements" "You'd be kicked out by the cadet school Go now" "You only report to Mr. Ye and me" "I'm right, Crazy Tom" "He only assigned the job to us if we're reluctant to accept it" "You have your own way, Ray" "If we aren't undercover how can we have time to date gals?" "I've dated three beauties They've bought ice-cream for us" "Where're they?" "Where're they?" "Look" "You gotta follow the regulations of the cadet school" "Like them, those who fail to do so will be kicked out of the school" "Who want to switch places with them?" "Me, sir!" "Me too!" "Me too, sir!" "I really want to be them, sir!" "Why do you wake us up so early, Ray?" "Don't bullshit." "We're gangsters" "So we got to pray the God of Kuan for blessing" "You three bastards!" "The police prays the God of Kuan so do you gangster" "Who should He bless?" "Who're you, nanny?" "I'm God of Kuan's descendant" "What's your name?" "Rosamund Kuan!" "You're Rosamund?" "Then he must be Jimmy?" "Jimmy!" "Here's temple, Rosamund..." "Ray, we're gangsters" "But we can't commit crime What should we do?" "Then we maybe do something violent" "Like what?" "Robbery" "Dare you?" "What're you looking at?" "Suck your breast milk!" "Bastard!" "You go first, Chubbie" "Why should I go first?" "Your turn Your turn..." "I first!" "Break it..." "Don't..." "Who told you to play tyrant here?" "Chubbie!" "Tell your big brother" "The boundary of our gang is in Westminster!" "Bro, someone calls you Me?" "I'm his brother two years older than him" "Not brother, uncle" "It's the Big Brother" "All of my sons are Big Brothers of different gangs" "Bullshit!" "I don't believe this!" "Look" "Gangsters, Chubbie" "Great!" "Spoil your shop" "More fierce" "Spoil your shop!" "Look." "He's very fierce" "Bro, we wanna join your gangs" "Please hire us as gangsters" "The paper figures are for tonight's funeral" "You wrecked them all Can you afford them?" "Nope" "What should you do?" "Chubbie, how long should we stand?" "Till the paper figures are burnt" "It's no big deal, Chubbie" "But nobody burns the paper figures" "It's time to burn the paper figures" "Never mind." "I have a lighter" "Why do you beat him?" "You're a paper figure" "He wanted to burn me I had to fight back" "What if people found we..." "Mum..." "What's the matter?" "The paper figures beat me" "You naughty boy!" "Still play in the memorial service?" "Your dad's died." "Aren't you sad?" "Mind your business!" "You grass..." "That's enough." "Go" "Go." "Don't take people's oblations" "Run..." "I can't stand the life like this, sir!" "Both the police and the gangsters fight us" "Hold on?" "How can we make it?" "You have a try" "You three again?" "You three are going to dogs..." "I won't make friends with you!" "Dogs!" "Doghouse!" "Dog-shit!" "36D!" "You don't know who I'm?" "It's Cool Lady" "Remember these three blokes" "They're the worst dogs" "Even you don't find your Mr. Right" "Don't give them a chance!" "Get it?" "Yes, madam!" "We're good blokes" "But those policewomen..." "Looked down upon us She even said we're the worst dogs" "Chubbie, don't be like this The whores are looking at us" "Let's speak English" "North-girls, don't know English" "He's damn right" "Of course" "I don't know." "I want to be a good man" "I want to date those policewomen" "But, she look me down and call me Mr. Jar" "You'd have said, I'm very disappointed with those policewomen" "Misunderstanding me" "But actually I'm not the way they think I'm and I want to be a very good man" "You should practise your English" "China's joined the WTO" "Hey, if you want private lessons just call me" "You know prostitution is just my part-time job" "Prostitution?" "Part-time job?" "Look at the way he walks." "Jack the Lad" "It's another three months" "Three months after three months..." "It's already a year, boss" "You'd better foot at least one bill" "Forget about the bills first" "You've said it's another three months" "I've been downgraded every three months" "I'll be police constable soon" "But you haven't infiltrated the gangs How can I report to the senior?" "After 1997, the Police is much fiercer than the Alsatians" "Any gangsters left?" "Really?" "Sam, Loster's second-in-command runs a garage" "Once you work in the garage you infiltrate the gang" "Don't fool me" "The second-in-command of Lobster's gang are Four Kings, right?" "Mind your own business" "Once you collect evidence of Sam's criminal activities." "You may be free" "You've already said this a thousand times!" "You three must respect me" "Only I know you're undercover" "If I delete your files you'll be gangsters forever" "I think you must respect us" "No gangsters in Hong Kong know you're downgraded" "If we tell them, you'll be finished" "Forget about these I've brought you some gifts" "One per head" "Ro-les?" "Why isn't it bonus?" "Twenty-five dollars each They match the undercover" "You've joined the Police over ten years, sir" "How come you don't even have a real Ro-les watch?" "This is a real Ro-les watch Look!" "Wear this" "And next time don't meet us on the roof like the film characters" "People will think we're doing the cleaning, idiot!" "If it's raining we'll be wet, idiot!" "People may think we come for ladies' underwear, idiot!" "Have you finished?" "If so, I go" "Where do you go?" "Where are you going?" "To the memorial service of Officer Ye" "He'd died?" "Much poorer than death" "He's going to the Endless Graveyard" "From now onward he has to bear the endless pains" "He's watched." "He can't date gals" "He can see but can't go" "Officer Ye, may you be blissful" "This is the sexual offender caught this morning?" "He doesn't say anything unless the lawyer's come" "It seems that he has a co-worker Yeah" "One put a hand round the neck And one lays a hand on the victims" "Get it" "If he doesn't say anything we can't catch his co-worker" "What should we do?" "I don't say anything before the lawyer comes" "I'm Mr. Lau, a lawyer Have you called your family?" "You're cute, lawyer" "No need to look around this room" "The camera doesn't record once here's a lawyer" "Even it records you, it's no use" "You're handsome" "Do you want to call your family?" "You look so young" "It seems that they know where your co-worker's in" "I think he can't escape" "You're quite handsome" "One put a hand round the neck And one lays a hand on the victims, right?" "I just lay the hand on the ball!" "Why does his face turn grey?" "How's my technique?" "Lighter, please" "Spy on me?" "No way" "Do you want to call your family?" "No... call ambulance, please" "I gotta help him!" "Will you spoil his plan?" "But I can't leave him alone!" "You look really handsome" "Wanna smooch my man?" "I'll kill you!" "You're so fierce, madam" "Excuse me" "How about this?" "More terrible!" "I don't have any feeling on any beauties" "Sam sent me to be the undercover" "I agreed not for him" "But for another person" "It surly isn't him." "Farther" "Farther" "Yes, it's her" "This is Big Bro's woman, Mandy" "The only woman I love" "The fortune-teller said..." "I'll hit the jackpot with the help of jackass" "You've worked for me for a period of time" "I'll choose one of you to be the undercover" "It isn't a piece of cake but I've made the decision" "Watson, it's you" "Thanks Sam!" "OK... make us the tea..." "Hurry up" "Give face to the co-workers" "May you be prosperous in the Police" "Cheers!" "What's going on with Sam and Mandy?" "What's wrong with Sam?" "He's fey" "He doesn't run whore dens sell pirated CD nor coke" "He just runs a small garage" "He doesn't want his biz growing" "We're in the Lobster's gang" "Look at the gangsters of Four Kings" "After midnight, I'm the master!" "So cool." "Look at Sam..." "Is he a big name?" "All day, I'm the master here!" "It isn't us who don't work but there's no jobs left" "We just want to be the gangsters" "Not technicians" "Garage is also gang's biz" "It isn't an ordinary garage" "It's the pivot of the gang undercover in Hong Kong" "I'm responsible for a thousand police stations nearby" "How can you keep a thousand police stations under surveillance?" "Talk back!" "There're undercover agents in every police station!" "Who're they?" "I can't tell you I'm the only person knowing this secret" "If I die, they'll be cops for the rest of the life But we..." "Get off!" "Come here..." "Sean hasn't footed the car-repairing bill" "I take his wife and kids here to make him foot the bill" "Get in" "May God of Kuan give me a good excuse to release them Don't scare the children and make the troubles go, thanks..." "Your husband, Sean still owes us money" "You want us to chop you... into a thousand pieces, right?" "You look dreadful" "It's Sean who didn't foot the bill." "It's his fault" "We must punish him" "How's it?" "It isn't dreadful, right?" "Bro, this doesn't work" "What if the children are scared and then piss or shit here?" "And it's you who do the cleaning" "Take them out... and buy them ice-cream and also toys" "Then bring them to the playground" "Any place is OK" "Foot the bill!" "Or I tear your clothes to take some nude pix" "Then use them as cover of porno magazines" "Really?" "How about this pose?" "I've learnt it for a long time" "Does it look good?" "No... my darling's coming back" "You want me divorce?" "It's dishonorable to be porno mag cover girl, isn't it?" "Dishonorable?" "If I can't be the cover girl it's really dishonorable" "My husband lied to me He said he knew many directors and recommended me to be the actress of the 18-rated films" "So I married him" "In fact, I have... a very good figure" "Do take a look at my figure" "OK..." "I'll call you" "I'll call you..." "Leave your phone number" "Bro Sam" "I quit your gang" "What's wrong?" "I join the gangs of Four Kings!" "You'll be sorry!" "Very sorry!" "Roy of Shenzhen introduced us to you" "You wanna join my gang?" "Wanna spy on me?" "If so, we'd joined the gangs of Four Kings" "Join Diamond's gang why do you join my gang?" "I think he misunderstood us" "Then change the lead-in" "Is that OK?" "Got it..." "In fact many people wanna join your gang" "First, to be a gangster" "Second, to learn car-repairing" "And the way of your dressing..." "Look... at this blossom" "Who won't imitate your way of dressing?" "Good taste" "In fact, we only wanna be gangster not fighter" "Clever" "How about you?" "Roy always says those fey will join Sam's gang" "I'm fey, so I got to join your gang" "You're dreadfully fey" "That one, Bro Sam" "Sam's speaking" "Honey, send some people to the salon" "Four Kings' wives play tyrant here" "Let them go I'll talk with Four Kings some day" "No." "They said I sold fake goods and requested the salon as compensation" "How come they make a scene like this?" "OK, I'll bring a hundred people to make them go" "Should we wait for your gangsters Bro Sam?" "You all are those a hundred gangsters" "We're ready to go" "You admit our gang affiliation?" "OK" "Should we talk about this first?" "Right..." "Fine" "OK?" "Great!" "Go ahead" "It's better for us women to shoot it out on our own" "You called your husband to come here for what?" "He isn't one of Four Kings" "We just ask for seven-year membership fee" "Plus seven comprehensive packages" "With hour-glass abdomen and skin-resurfacing included" "And free three-hundred-hour massage with manicure, hair-styling and feet peeling included" "Any time's available." "Get it?" "And free toner and breast enlargement solution" "These two solution must be used with special care" "None of your business!" "I like D cup size, so what?" "Remember..." "we can use any products we like" "All the staff gotta serve us as we like" "And also the women supplement and herbal tea pills" "A large quantity" "You should know our husbands get sick easily" "What should we do without herbal tea pills?" "You should know the women supplement's best to us" "Certainly" "That means you own this salon?" "If our husband knows this case they'll do graffiti here" "If so, it's no good to drive away the customers" "Don't make a scene like that" "You've beaten my staff" "I haven't made a claim on you" "We've treated them very well" "It's them who fell carelessly" "You may ask them" "You fell carelessly?" "Right" "We treated you very well, right?" "Yes" "It's my husband" "Let me do his kind of tough job for you" "Tom!" "Hello, it's Sam" "They're in my salon" "They'll be satisfied with the service Trust me" "Count on me, OK?" "Can you?" "Honey, they play tyrant here" "What did you say?" "Mind your tits!" "Calm down, please" "I've just hired some Thai masseuses" "They'll do massage and chiropractic for you" "You'll be satisfied with the service" "Hello!" "I'm Nataly" "I'm Dyran" "I'm Ales" "We're..." "Sam's Angels" "Have you tried the authentic Thai-style massage?" "You'll definitely have unbelievable fun" "No more talking." "Give them punches" "No..." "Give them fun" "Yes, sir" "This way, please" "Massage" "Enjoy yourself... and relax" "Where're these three transgirls from?" "People go Thailand for coke but transgirls to me" "Sandra Ng told me about them" "You know Sandra Ng?" "I know his boyfriend" "He moved to Thailand and studied in America" "Now he's back to make films" "You mean Peter Chan, right?" "Yes, Peter Chan" "Where's Doris?" "She has a special treatment" "In a special guest room" "What's that?" "Water pipe cracks" "Why don't those water pipes crack?" "They don't?" "They do!" "Why is there a goldfish?" "Pipe cracks" "Nice to see you again" "Let me introduce you the latest technology of Thailand:" "Instant breast enlargement by ionic re-texturizing system and IPL" "The laser operates in a few minutes" "So you got to put on the bras" "It's mask Mask" "Otherwise, it hurts your eyes" "Why does it operate on my right breast only?" "You want the breast larger" "I do the right breast first and then the left" "Ready..." "Go" "What's wrong?" "It's very painful" "Silky complexion as kids..." "It's alright, Bro Sam" "Alright?" "It is?" "You may take a look" "Watch out!" "Great!" "Your dream comes true, right?" "Thanks!" "Great!" "I've said it's authentic Thai style..." "it's great" "Where's Doris?" "Oh, yes" "She used the breast enlargement solution and then the toner" "But I think your toner's expired" "Something wrong with her" "You bastard..." "Your toner makes me like a dwarf" "I won't let you go!" "Have a nice day" "You've made troubles this time" "You really want me to do this?" "Yes" "Do you know what's the outcome?" "Yes" "If you go on" "There'll be a lot troubles You should know that" "No U-turn" "Once it's good for my man... it's no big deal" "Lobster's in BOB karaoke tonight" "Got it" "Sing it too well..." "Have some grapes" "Sweet?" "Of course, it's from me" "I have something for you to eat too" "I made this for you Of course it's good..." "Happy Birthday!" "It's cool!" "My heart..." "What's the matter?" "Such a big meal" "You should know that" "None of her business" "Give it to me" "You ordered this dish?" "It's for you..." "Clever" "It's me who are responsible for whatever happened" "Clever!" "I just want you to say this" "Lobster's dead" "Kelvin must collect the money from us directly" "We fad four won't pay him from now onward" "Uncle Lobster's died?" "How did he die?" "Hyper state" "He was singing karaoke" "Suddenly there're a group of nude women crying Happy Birthday" "He was too old to be hyped up" "He died of heart attack" "Is it Uncle Lobster's birthday?" "It was his destiny Those nude women got the wrong place" "Kelvin's come" "Why are so funny?" "No seat left" "All regular customers have their own seats" "My dad's accident..." "You all should know..." "Dad had said" "Before enjoying the women gotta pay first" "I just wanna talk about the payment" "Take care, Kelvin" "Excuse me I got to get together with friends" "The beef's fresh." "Try it" "Wait a minute You four haven't paid me the quid in" "We used to pay to Uncle Lobster" "You may pay to me now" "We can't figure out why I should pay to you" "You've caught our wives?" "!" "They're on the cargo ship" "It sets off at 3 a." "M and heads for Mozambique" "It takes at least ten to fourteen days to get back to Hong Kong" "No big deal" "If you don't pay to me" "I'll set them free tonight" "Think twice" "Think:" "If they were in Africa how free you'd be in these two weeks!" "You can do whatever you want" "If I set them free how poor you'd be at that time" "Hey, let's have a conversation" "But we have a request..." "Two weeks is a very short period" "How about three weeks?" "How's it?" "OK" "We'll send them to the jungle and drop them off" "It takes at least two weeks to find the way out" "Great..." "I'll transfer the money to you tomorrow morning" "Me too" "Bottoms up" "Dad, cheers!" "Uncle Lobster, cheers!" "Sorry Excuse me" "You got to remember dad's words" "Before enjoying the women gotta pay first" "Before enjoying the women gotta pay first" "Tonight's duty is..." "To watch closely the successors of Lobster" "Kelvin Long and Four Kings" "They have a secret meeting with the nova, Sam" "I've sent agents to do secret shooting and recording" "You may see them via computer" "Where's your hidden camera?" "You have your own way" "How about you?" "On the ponytail" "You have your own way too" "How about you?" "Guess it" "Please turn on the computer, Mandy image transmitting" "People enjoy the fun time and he serves them" "Wait for a couple of minutes" "Sam..." "You've said there're Thai beauties Where're they?" "Coming..." "Yvonne!" "Hello!" "Hello..." "Ales and Dyren..." "Do you take a look at them?" "Yeah, take a look" "Bro, let me do it for you" "Well... check Yvonne" "I've checked her" "You have?" "OK." "It's your turn" "How're they?" "AA+" "Great!" "Crazy Tom, Chubbie go pick them up with her" "Have a check..." "Sir..." "Cool Lady, what's officer doing?" "I have no idea." "Perhaps it's Morse Code" "Go!" "Go..." "Hold it!" "What's wrong?" "Almost got it" "Isn't he sending Morse Code?" "Code?" "He's decoding the Derby news" "Are they really Thai?" "Sure" "They have fair complexion" "They're pretty, right?" "How're they?" "Bro Sam, I've checked all the Thai hookers" "Tell Crazy Tom to cry" "All the hookers belong to him!" "Crazy Tom, Bro Sam's told you to cry..." "All the hookers belong to you" "All the hookers belong to me!" "It's hot" "There're spies." "Action terminated" "Listen" "There're spies." "Action terminated" "What should we do?" "Drive the hookers off" "All of you follow me" "Get ready" "5, 6, 7, 8" "On the sampan there is a lass on the shore there is a lad" "Blissful and daring" "Lass on the sampan" "Lad on the shore" "Sir what's the matter?" "You wanna join us?" "Come." "Let's play together" "I lost to Sam again" "We used to be good friends and classmates since we're children" "He stole my beloved Mandy by dirty tricks" "So I must gather evidence of his criminal activities" "To cop him for any criminal offence and win Mandy back" "It's the right time to decide who wins Mandy" "It's me of course!" "You two are good friends Don't quarrel over me" "Who said he's my friend?" "Look." "He looks like a Teddy boy and I'm the prefect" "You got to pick one of us" "You're the prefect?" "And you're..." "Teddy boy, of course" "Teddy boy's life's gorgeous" "Look at him." "So dull" "Leave him alone I'll keep the family well" "I'll keep Hong Kong well" "Go with me." "I'll make you happy" "Well" "Who can make me laugh, I'll go with him" "You first" "OK" "Once upon a time in the forest there's a hunter marrying his wife" "In the next year she died after the child was born" "That hunter took care of the child while hunting" "He's extremely busy" "So he trained a loyal dog" "Loyal isn't used for dogs" "It should be lying" "You're funny enough if you say you're like that lying dog" "Look" "The lying dog story is my idea" "But lying is my idea" "I win!" "You aren't happy with this?" "Draw a lot" "How to win?" "Longest?" "Shortest?" "Longest of course" "I win, right?" "You don't know how long can a lot be?" "Look" "It's so long" "I don't think you can win!" "Does it what your appetite?" "I ate them all" "How about an extra one?" "How nice you're..." "What am I accused of?" "Nothing." "I've searched your pub It's a common pub" "You may go now" "Dwarf" "I used to turn it in a casual manner Can't imagine..." "It's alright I'll take away this vegetable" "We're fine" "You're Big Bro" "Mandy's come She has?" "On the left..." "Don't look!" "What should I do?" "Just concentrate on one word..." "Smart" "Tom Cruise" "Shit!" "It's Sean Connery" "Forget it." "You'd better tell him" "I tell you, you're in good luck" "My life after marriage is different" "In the past, I'd beaten you up!" "Honey..." "Let's go" "Darling, you..." "What's the matter?" "Go away!" "I don't want you to be miserable, Mandy" "I've already told you Sam isn't a faithful husband" "But he's my husband now That is!" "I've put a piece of playing card in your pocket" "I've put a pack of playing card in your pocket" "I've put a set of mahjong in your pocket!" "Bullshit" "Mind your p's and q's" "Don't fall into my hands" "If you're behind bars or die" "I'll win Mandy back" "You're too much You stretch the tongue out" "Go, darling!" "Look at us." "So poor" "Too bad!" "You wanna date the policewomen?" "Hop!" "How can a police officer beat people without grounds?" "I'm not a police officer but a cop!" "Cops can't beat people without grounds?" "But you aren't human but trash" "I go" "Where should we go?" "Don't fight" "What are you laughing?" "I've told you to hop, not go!" "Alright!" "You do hop?" "Hop!" "Wanna screw my daughter" "I got to give them a lesson" "But only one of them is interested in your daughter the other two are interested in us" "Then they're even worse" "They don't appreciate my daughter!" "Sir" "Tell you something..." "There're three rascals outside" "They're public enemies" "Tell all the fellows search them from time to time" "Give them two shoots or three punches if necessary" "But they've already got into the report room" "Sir..." "Our hearts are stolen" "And the one who stole our hearts are in the police station" "They fool us, sir" "Everybody knows this" "You think it's a coincidence that I got promoted to sergeant" "The offence of false reporting is subject to the imprisonment" "It isn't you who make the decision, sir!" "Only the Department of Justice has the say." "You think we're plain stupid?" "We're cops..." "Cops' fans" "Two wives, two children" "I love Hong Kong!" "Here's a tough bloke" "Fighting for a heart!" "A lobster" "Where's your heart?" "My heart's stolen by a policewoman" "How about your heart?" "What does it look like?" "It's big" "I mean my heart, madam" "I have a big heart" "How does your heart look like?" "Well it..." "It..." "It..." "My..." "My heart hides a... secret..." "To be unveiled..." "My heart hides a secret" "Holding me tightly" "This secret in my heart..." "Is all about you" "This secret in my heart..." "Makes me faint" "May the love in my heart sparkles like firework" "That rejuvenates my life" "In the valley of my heart" "I get lost in the maze" "It's you who can lead me out..." "Out of the maze" "Please..." "Please wake up!" "The Department of Justice instructed us to release the blokes aiming at dating" "Let them off?" "It isn't be the case They're from Sam's gang" "Release them first and then send them to Four Kings' night club for the acid" "It doesn't work" "Tom and I live in the same building" "Sharon and Leila usually visit me" "They should already know we're cops" "They won't sell us the acid" "If he knows that he may wanna hoax you" "I don't think he won't fall" "That's dangerous, isn't that?" "Yeah, but there's an opportunity" "Watson and Cold Lady imitate a couple for back-up" "Thank you!" "Yes, sir" "Don't paw me, please" "Chubbie, this room is restricted" "Even I said I was the son of Lee Ka-shing but I couldn't get in" "Tom, these are my university schoolmates from Holland" "What do you mean?" "They're troublesome" "They wanna try acid sugar So obsolete, right?" "Do you have any acid?" "Milk-flavored" "It's freshly made" "How... how much?" "No need to pay" "Go..." "Cops" "I'm placing you under arrest For alleged possession of Class A drugs" "You have the right to remain silent" "Any statement you make may be used as evidence in trial by court-martial" "Both of us live in the same building for years, bitch" "You don't recognize me?" "Wanna spy on me?" "Sorry." "We're cops" "Sorry" "Those are sweets only" "Wanna cop me?" "It's horrible..." "That's easy" "Let me draw a conclusion" "We don't know they're cops" "They can't cop you" "And Tom doesn't posse any acid" "That's it..." "Nothing" "Let's dance!" "Wait a minute!" "You dare wake up a sleeping dog?" "Only three of you can go Make the decision on your own" "They're escorted to the side lane And they asked for help via Morse Code" "Action!" "Wait a minute" "We're in the best position to watch them" "If anything goes wrong we can make it on time" "That's true" "Do you know assault on police officer is a serious crime?" "Bullshit!" "Go!" "Shit!" "Action!" "You two lost too!" "Go, Watson!" "Don't look at me!" "You've said you'll take action haven't you?" "Why don't we go?" "You get wet." "How can you save them?" "It's no good if somebody sees you" "Tear your clothes off!" "Don't screw her!" "Who should I screw if I don't screw her?" "You don't know about AA Night Club?" "AA Night Club is newly renovated" "Special offer is given" "Three hundred something for two hours" "Blow job, ass blow and some innovations" "10% discount if you're referred by Jing" "Why don't you act now?" "Let's go" "Bro, we don't take the nude pix?" "Right." "It's better to take the pix first" "Stop it!" "Don't screw the innocent ladies!" "Who're you?" "We're..." "SEMARU..." "SUKA!" "Big Bro, they're just idiots" "Three idiots." "They don't fear bullets?" "Bullets?" "I don't even fear the bricks!" "Just a tiny little bullet" "Please... don't be so silly..." "Please?" "Beat him!" "Wind!" "Thunder!" "Light!" "Chubbie, go." "I'll cover you at the back" "Who's who?" "I don't know" "Don't fool us!" "Then you fool them" "Please... don't kill us" "You scare us?" "You just want these three gals..." "I release them" "It sounds like you're the master" "I let your gangsters go first" "You two rascal!" "You two have no loyalty to me" "Please..." "What should we do, Chubbie?" "Go ahead Fine" "He..." "Me?" "What do you want, Bro Chubbie?" "Take some pix." "Take off your clothes!" "Catch them" "Wait" "How can I catch them without outfit?" "You really accept this?" "No..." "Then?" "Go" "Cheers." "And pull the boobs up" "Right, pull the boobs up" "Vehicles are ready, ladies" "Let's go" "The minibus service's pretty good" "Air-conditioned and comfortable" "Twenty-four-hour service" "The passengers are gentle That's it" "Can you stop looking at me?" "It's embarrassing" "I've said whatever I can" "What do you want?" "Mr. Semaru" "Thanks for saving us" "It doesn't matter" "SERMARU SUKA isn't our real name" "Can you tell us your real name?" "No." "Our real name's much worse" "Then let us see your face" "Our face's really nasty" "You don't wanna be our friends" "You think we're friends?" "You saved us" "How come we don't see you as friends?" "Those three blokes left us alone They're our enemies" "They are just hypocritical" "Forget about them" "What's your real name?" "I'm Chubbie" "I'm Tom" "I'm..." "If you don't tell us, forget about that bastard" "You're great." "How can you get it?" "My real name's Bastard" "It is?" "Yes, my dad hated me" "So he gave me this name" "Now everybody laughs at me" "We know your real names" "Then let us see your face" "You really wanna see?" "It's you again!" "I've said don't take off the masks" "Once we took it off, there was accident" "Don't blame." "Let's go" "Bastard, we're off tomorrow" "Off tomorrow?" "Then we screw you tomorrow..." "Nope... see you tomorrow" "See you at two in the afternoon" "I think I've fallen in love..." "I've fallen in love..." "Love..." "I've made an appointment... with the most popular pimp who won numerous gals and awards of winning numerous beauties" "His famous "It's Alright"" "Won award of the year" "We can know he's good at winning gals" "You're great." "You can memorize these all" "Actually it's he who's great and got all the awards" "Wait a minute Did my mum lose her heart to him?" "Chubbie..." "Perhaps you mum did" "Don't fool us" "This is my uncle!" "Is he handsome?" "To the handsome blokes time's their enemy" "What do you want to know?" "Uncle..." "We've dated three gals tell us the shortcut to win them" "This is lasciviousness" "It's used in the old days" "We want true love" "You'd better keep yourself updated" "Such an aspirant!" "Let me introduce you something" "This one is... adoration!" "Adoration?" "Before you see the gals" "Spray it on the face or tongue" "If gals smell it..." "They'll think you're tens times more handsome than before" "You all look like David Beckham" "I won't forget your generosity" "It's eight thousand, thanks" "Where do the three bastard go?" "I've told you not to give them a helping hand" "Those adoration is fake" "It's lasciviousness" "They'll be beaten by those policewomen if they use it" "Then we can grasp this chance" "Any new and cool product?" "Certainly" "This is the coolest coma-inducing drug from Holland" "It's Eight-and-a-half-steps" "Eight-and-a-half-steps?" "It sounds like the name of films" "You should know I'm a cinema-goer" "This is to commemorate my idol Fellini" "Gals'll be in coma within nine steps if they're stuck by these needles" "Really?" "Twenty thousand, thanks" "Twenty thousand?" "So expensive" "And a gift offered" "This is adoration V.2" "What's that?" "If you meet a hag" "Just spray out all over your face" "You'll find they look like Britney Spears" "Timmy bought a carton of adoration V.2 this morning" "For his boss, Stephen Chow" "I told him to forget about the past" "These are the same as that adoration, right?" "Just earn a crust" "What are you doing, Chubbie?" "Chicken and duck." "It's a big meal" "Just prepare some vegetables and rice" "Why?" "We have adoration" "They'll lose their hearts to us" "It's no use to do this kind of tricks" "Right" "They love us." "What should we do then?" "What do you think?" "Guess it" "Playing mahjong They must give us a chance" "Don't waste time." "They've come" "Hi!" "Baby!" "Hi!" "Baby!" "Oh!" "Shit!" "Sorry." "My dad insists on his presence" "Do you mind?" "No, we don't" "It's our honour!" "Some food ready?" "Oh yes, the food is ready" "Help yourself" "We go out for a chat" "Dad, we go out for a while" "Oh, no" "He's here." "We can't make it" "How's it?" "He... he... is bored" "It doesn't matter You may entertain him first and then entertain us later" "Later?" "Alright just for this sentence" "I play with him first!" "What're you laughing at?" "Draw a tile" "How's it?" "You'll lose to me for any tile" "Wrong number" "I pick the tile But what should we do now?" "It doesn't matter." "One round more" "It doesn't work" "All my salary's paid to him But he's still here" "What should we do?" "Kill him!" "He's a cop" "Cop?" "Me too!" "Who knows?" "Of course, you three want me to go" "No!" "No?" "How sham you're!" "That's enough, sir." "Give us a chance" "Just a chance, OK?" "OK." "I give you a chance" "If you pass the lie detection tests with good result" "I give you a chance and I'll go at once" "OK!" "Uncle, why are here so many wires?" "And here's a wire too" "Yes" "Or don't do the test" "Still bullshit." "Sit down!" "Now I ask you questions You got to answer them honestly" "Otherwise, you'll repent" "You first" "Do you patronize hookers?" "Nope!" "Why is it like this?" "If one of your squad lies to me" "The other two will get an electric shock" "The bigger the lies the higher the voltage" "Well, I start" "I never tell lies!" "You bastard!" "So what?" "Well, what do you do?" "Gangster" "Louder" "Gangster!" "Why have you spoken so loudly?" "You want us dead?" "Uncle, my dad's Li Ka-shing and my mum's Michelle Yeoh" "My girlfriend's Carina Lau!" "Carina Lau?" "Uncle I don't love Sharon and I love you!" "I don't say Carina Lau!" "I still got some questions" "Why do you invite my daughter to here?" "Mind your words" "I..." "Actually, I... date..." "Angel... just to" "have a chat" "Then?" "Then... we surly talk about my aspiration" "To me..." "Angel's the most daring woman in my life" "I don't love another one" "But a man must be an aspirant" "Besides loving her..." "I must work with her to put the gangsters to the right track" "For our prosperous future" "I love Hong Kong!" "Great!" "Thank you" "Look!" "They don't get shocked" "At that time, I'll buy you two houses" "I'll marry your daughter and raise children with her" "At that time, let's play the ball with the dogs and cats" "The balls reach me and I throw the ball to you" "What a bliss of a family" "So sweet" "It's your turn" "You wanna have Leila to sleep with you?" "Yes" "But I hope she sleeps on her own" "She works day and night." "So poor" "Once she doesn't have enough sleep she'll get sick easily" "So I wanna sing love songs to make her sleep sweetly" "I sing the love songs..." "She'll have a sweet dream" "He really cares me" "It's your turn" "You wanna have pre-marital sex with Sharon?" "Definitely not" "To me..." "I don't care about Sharon's past history" "For the pre-marital sex..." "I strongly object it" "And..." "I don't have any sex experience" "Great" "I haven't had sex with virgin male" "Something wrong with the machine" "I got no way so I have to ignore the filial piety" "Great!" "Wait a minute!" "Wait one more minute" "Come out!" "What're you doing?" "Come out!" "What're you doing?" "Adoration." "You forget this one?" "Now they adore us" "We use this for what?" "True" "What're you doing?" "Beats me" "What're you doing?" "Beats me" "Say my name..." "What're you doing?" "I just wanna feel your breast" "Me too Me too" "Give me my part" "Help!" "Anybody here?" "Help!" "Help!" "Help..." "Why are they so crazy?" "Action!" "1, 2, 3, 4... 5... 6... 7... 8..." "It works." "Go ahead" "What do you want?" "Shoot them down!" "This is Eight-and-a-half-steps, isn't?" "So?" "After you get stuck you'll lose consciousness in nine steps" "I fight against them!" "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8..." "Lift him up!" "What should we do?" "Don't move!" "What?" "DON'T MOVE!" "I carry you upstairs" "Is this step included?" "Even shower does wake up those drunkard" "I do think it works for Eight-and-a-half-steps" "Take a shower" "They're outside." "I guard the door" "Open the door..." "Who the hell hit me?" "Open the door..." "Man, I help you take this pistol" "Thanks Welcome" "Who're you?" "Cop!" "Stop him!" "Shit!" "Assault on the police!" "Adoration V.2?" "Get in!" "Get in!" "What're you looking at?" "Get in!" "One step left." "What should I do?" "Britney..." "Britney Spears!" "Freeze." "I'm not Britney Spears" "No response?" "Just lock the door" "How are you?" "What's wrong?" "Lost controlled again?" "I shouldn't lose the self-control..." "No, I can't." "What should I do?" "No need to control then" "Got it." "Tom's mad" "Only three Kings and Sam left" "Jimmy" "What's the matter, Bro?" "Plan B" "What's Plan B?" "Half of Plan A plus half of Plan C" "What's Plan C?" "Two times of Plan D" "Plus one-eighth of Plan X" "And one-sixteenth of Plan Y" "Sorry, I'm not good at mathematics What should I do?" "Cancel Sam, Ghost, Lies and Temper" "I see" "What's the matter?" "You're so pretty" "Honey, if I close the beauty salon" "Are you upset?" "No, I'm much more relaxed" "The most important is your biz's run smoothly" "How to process the toner?" "Just leave them here, OK?" "I go have my hair cut" "I'll be back to have dinner with you Great" "I'll take a wash first" "What're you doing?" "We've fallen in love..." "Are you three on heat?" "Go to work Nope" "We've dated those gals to the park to smooch" "Tell me." "Enjoy yourself" "Freeze!" "Forget about this, got it?" "Crazy Tom, take the coat to Chubbie Chubbie, iron the coat" "You prepare the bath for me I take some pills first" "What pills?" "Erect twenty-four hours" "So powerful" "Viogro!" "What pills does he take?" "Viagro!" "Fiagro?" "If I wasn't a cop..." "I'd beat him up!" "Bullshit." "You're a cop you can't resort to violence" "Then we fool him once" "And he'll prefer death to live" "Chubbie it takes a long time to finish it" "Will he be a meatball with so much expired toner?" "He curbed our plan" "I want him to be a meat pill" "But we're cops" "What if we can't collect the evidence of his criminal activities?" "Evidence of his criminal activities?" "He's rewarded for good citizenship yesterday" "Bullshit" "It's enough." "Have a test first" "Honey!" "Darling, something goes wrong" "What's the matter, honey?" "I've learnt that Kelvin wanna eliminate the opponents" "He's hired cleaners to kill you and Four Kings" "It shouldn't be the case, darling" "I..." "Why don't you say something?" "My body's minimising..." "Be careful." "Call Ray" "I don't know where the hell they are" "I'll help you to call them" "They put the toner in the bath!" "Crazy Tom, go back to the garage to save Sam" "Kelvin sends cleaners to kill him" "Bastard!" "I hide myself at the back of the pillars How can you find me?" "Does it work?" "Fabulous" "Bro, nobody in the bathroom" "Go to the kitchen and bedroom of the maids" "What's the matter?" "Switch the light off and scare those rascals" "You're too loud and those rascals will hear you" "Bastards?" "You mean us?" "Shit!" "Not this switch" "Bastard!" "Follow them!" "Where's Chubbie?" "What's wrong with you?" "Come out!" "What do you want?" "Wanna scare me?" "Hide yourself and scare them" "How can you make it with this look?" "How about this?" "Take the trousers off and do handstand" "Then they'll be frightened" "Bro, you fear of the sound?" "Fear the sound?" "Is it really scaring?" "Hurry up." "Search through!" "Wait... this side." "Come here" "See what happened on that side" "Don't panic!" "Just phone rings" "You fear the phone?" "Police station" "Did you watch the VCD?" "Yes." "What VCD?" "16-rated" "Group sex." "A woman with three men" "And also with your uncle?" "So?" "You're finished" "After watching seven-hour VCD" "You'll be dead..." "Don't play this trick on me" "Those scaring plots of The Haunting don't work" "You scare those ghosts?" "The ghost's just behind you" "Look at me..." "Asshole" "He faints" "What's this?" "Meat ball" "Meat pill" "Thanks for your toner" "Mandy" "Yes" "It's the wife of meat pill" "Honey!" "Hello..." "Ray, where's your Big Bro?" "Beats me." "Try to guess" "Where're your Big Bro?" "That octopus ball is Big Bro" "Honey!" "Honey!" "If that octopus ball's dirty bin it!" "Wanna save your stupid husband?" "He's no longer stupid" "He's a real dwarf" "When he stole you do you know..." "I've been very sad for twenty years?" "You ask me to save him you're so unthoughtful" "If you love me..." "Please save Sam" "Why?" "Why does Sam always win?" "I sent Ray, Crazy Tom and Chubbie as undercover to gather the criminal evidence of Sam" "Then I'll win you back" "Can't believe Sam didn't commit any crime not even spitting" "I lose!" "I'll save him for your sake" "No need to do so" "Both Sam and Mandy gotta die" "Don't panic." "I'll protect you" "What style do you like?" "John Woo or" "James Bond or Bruce Lee?" "I appreciate John Woo's" "OK" "Ray, Officer Nat and me are on the rooftop" "There're so many killers." "Come quickly" "We're coming." "Hold on, please" "It's Officer Nat who made contact with us" "No more bullets?" "You're finished" "No bullets..." "You're much more terrible!" "Is it like Bruce Lee?" "Hold on" "Once you die how can we get the money back, bastard?" "Run." "Kelvin's assistants are coming" "Police!" "Get off!" "Karaoke VIP card?" "Good eyesight!" "Mind your business!" "Get off!" "My watch!" "Run, Ray!" "My Roles..." "What's your name?" "My Roles!" "Turn back." "Take the watch!" "What is it?" "Mandy!" "Shit!" "Where's Crazy Tom?" "He was pricked by a rod during the accident" "He got something to tell you" "Where's he?" "In the car" "Crazy Tom!" "You've come?" "Call ambulance!" "No" "It's my last breath." "I just want... to tell you something from the bottom of my heart" "Just tell me" "After I go... be careful of the sex addict" "How can I tell who's the sex addict?" "One day, if someone stretches the tongue to talk to you" "And he eyes your breasts" "He's a sex addict" "And?" "I've done so many things..." "Will you forgive me?" "You should know..." "If the one I love doesn't forgive me it's terrible" "I forgive you" "I still have something regrettable..." "What's that?" "If I can't kiss you before I die" "I'll regret forever" "No, you won't" "Stretch the tongue out" "Look at the tongue plaque." "So horrible" "You lie to me?" "Just for fun..." "Right, hit him" "Is this boxing?" "This is Crazy Tom's best card It is?" "Honey, knock off" "Knock off?" "Why don't you go to the pub?" "No, I don't go there." "Dinnertime?" "It's about the dinnertime" "I take a wash first" "Where's the tap?" "Great" "Beware the hotness" "Why's it so hot?" "What a beautiful picture" "Yes, Officer Nat's coat is nice" "Look at Mandy's hair style." "Amazing" "What a beautiful picture" "Now they don't worry about their living" "They're always happy" "What'll you do, Sam?" "Three Kings are assassinated I should go" "Perhaps go to Thailand to make some Thai films" "That's fine" "And any other business?" "Remove the undercover in police" "I retire." "You're free" "I am?" "Then I should be a cop or a gangster?" "It's up to you" "impotence counseling centre?" "Why do you call me?" "How do you know?" "No!" "Why do you follow me?" "I'm a cop" "You aren't a cop!" "You're just an impotent cop!" "How do you know that?" "I'm not..." "I'm not impotent!" "It's Ray, Angel" "I got something to tell you" "What?" "I wanna tell you my biggest secret" "Just say it" "In fact, I'm an undercover" "Why are you laughing?" "Ray, there're over a hundred people claiming they're undercover everyday" "So it isn't funny" "Have you hit anybody?" "No, I haven't!" "I'm an undercover!" "I'm Tony Leung!" "What's your name?" "Tony Leung!" "You look like Tony Leung?" "I'm an undercover!" "You imitate him?" "So many undercover agents?" "Mandy's call?" "Sam's undercover?" "Can't believe I find him in this way!" "Are you Sam's undercover?" "How do you know that?" "It's difficult to know that but I make it." "Don't act dumb" "Who're you?" "Officer Ye's undercover" "I gotta resume my original identity" "Don't move!" "Just a sign pen." "Anything frightening?" "But your luxury Gucci..." "If I draw a line on it." "Your Gucci..." "No" "This is the only luxury suit" "I got to wear it in all special occasions" "You fear my pen, right?" "Give me a chance" "I got no option before" "I wanna be a good bloke" "Sorry, I'm a cop" "Who knows?" "Don't you know this?" "I know and I've already deleted your file" "Stupid." "Officer Ye also knows" "Sure" "But after getting married he's always punished just for a glance of women" "He's mad He's in psychiatric hospital now" "Chubbie!" "We all know!" "Hey!" "How can you hide yourself, Chubbie?" "You're so fat" "Ray, I tell you" "I don't oppose you're in love with Angel" "But you can't take bath together" "Thank you." "Sir!" "Then I let her take a wash first!" "Watson, you aren't a cop now" "I'm a cop!" "Why don't you give me a chance?" "What?" "This side" "Lay down your arms" "Lay down your head" "Yes, we'll intercede with the judge for you" "The expected sentence is around twenty years" "True." "We'll buy an anniversary cake to celebrate your anniversary of imprisonment" "No." "I don't do bird!" "Don't play any tricks." "Go" "Bro Kelvin, you've come" "You got no exit!" "Everybody's here?" "Bro Kelvin, I'm Sam's undercover" "Those cops're already swayed" "I know" "I come just to tell you to lay down your arms" "Why?" "'Cos I also wanna lay down my arms" "I wanted to lay down my arms when my dad's passed away" "I have a lot of money Why do I run gang biz?" "But I worried other people would reject my proposal and even kill me" "So I had to go on" "You don't fear?" "In fact we suspected him, so did he" "Both of us suspected the other side" "In fact we all want to be a good bloke" "We repent" "Then why did you send killers to kill Sam?" "It's Jimmy who made me do so" "I gave him a hundred thousand dollars to kill him" "But he just paid the killer five hundred dollars only" "How could he make it with such a low price?" "When he's patronizing hookers last night" "I called the police to cop him" "Well done!" "Well..." "You're finished" "No, we work our line of business" "Look at that side" "Do you lay down your arms?" "Then let's be the good blokes" "No kidding You really wanna be good bloke?" "Do bird!" "Christ!" "Why isn't there anybody helping me?" "Calm down!" "Freeze!" "I help you!" "Sharon, what are you doing?" "Actually..." "I'm also Sam's undercover" "Don't you remember me?" "Impossible!" "I had the largest boobs years ago" "Why are your boobs much larger than mine?" "To be undercover you must be cover yourself completely" "I'm a transsexual woman!" "You kissed me last night" "You kissed me and then have..." "Have what, Chubbie?" "Don't ask me anymore, OK?" "You also want it?" "No more bullshit Drive them to the lift!" "Thanks" "Welcome." "We're from the same line" "Watson, don't act in this way" "You still have the chance" "If you love me..." "I get no choice" "You do!" "Lay down your arms" "I mean I chose you 'cos I got no choice" "Go to hell!" "Get in" "If I get in, the wire will break" "This is what I want" "Get in or I shoot you!" "It's you who hold the lift on the twenty-fourth floor" "I had to climb the stairs here" "Bro!" "Bro!" "I've finished all the jobs" "Once this fat bloke gets into the lift they'll all fall down" "You're the biggest Big Bro!" "What biggest Big Bro?" "I've forgotten my identity" "Release them" "Who are we?" "Cops" "We forgot what happened too" "Great!" "Hi, Director" "I write this script... to commemorate those loyal co-workers" "Please make this film" "But the undercover stories aren't popular" "No, it isn't be the case" "This script is different from those undercover stories" "The title is also different" "It's Infernal Affairs" "In West End" "See." "What a good title" "How can it be a poor film?" "If this is a hit there's no righteousness" "Bin it!" "Infernal Affairs?" "This title is fine." "We can make it" "Do you know what the story talks about?" "Forget about it." "It's OK if Tony Leung and Andy Lau are present"