"The 1st "East"." "The 11th "East"." "The 26th "East"." "The 38th "East"." "The 48th round finally!" "This is the last round." "I'm so sleepy." "Then hurry up!" "I gotta go and bet on the evening horse races after this!" "How many rounds have we played?" "My eyes are all blurry." "I can't go any faster." "Aren't you tired, Moses?" "I've told you." "My name is Chi Mo Sai, not Moses!" "I'm never tired when I'm playing Mahjong!" "Red Dragon." "5 Characters." "I'll seam it, for your sake." "1 Bamboo." "8 Bamboos." "Sorry, but I've got "Plain, self-made, no flowers, 3 folds."" "That will be $160 each, please." "Something is not right about this," " but I can't tell." " I know." "How can you be so lucky, Sai?" "You betted on the slowest horse and you still won!" "I've been winning nonstop, thanks to this red underwear!" "I'll never change it." "Then we've gotta go to Macau and play some more!" "Come on!" "6 points." "That's enough." "I'll throw the first one." " Bigger!" " Bigger!" " Win!" " Win!" "Take the money!" "I've won so much!" "I won't take this red underwear off for at least a year!" "You're a lucky guy, Brother Sai." "Why not go all the way and win even more?" "But I've only brought several grand with me." "Otherwise I would've gone for more!" "You need capital?" "We have plenty!" "Why not, Brother Sai?" "I have my lucky red underwear." "Might as well!" "I'll borrow $200,000 then!" "I haven't lost since yesterday." "Please, God, let me lose just once." "You and your big mouth!" "Now you've lost everything EXCEPT your red underwear!" "I gotta accept fate." "Hey, call your mom to bail you out!" "She's deaf." "She can't hear the phone." "Why don't you let us go back to HK so we can pay you?" "You better not play games!" "My boss, Brother Tin Kau, is powerful in both Macau and Hong Kong!" "Give them a shower!" " No..." " Shower!" "Nice, huh?" "Stop!" "Move it!" " Hurry up!" " I'm hurrying." "Then move your ass!" " What?" " My shoe came off." "Put it back on!" "You better not play games with us." "Hurry up!" "Sir!" "Help me!" "They are holding us hostage!" "Sir!" "They're holding us hostage!" "Hey, director!" "What the hell are they doing here?" "!" "Are you done playing?" "Was it fun?" "Get him!" "Sorry..." "What do you want to drink, pal?" "How dare you disturb me while I'm checking on my stocks?" "Do you know you could make me lose a million bucks?" "A million what?" "Just mind your own business!" "Butts?" "A million butts?" " Take my order, Wong!" " Go ahead." "Scrambled eggs with ham, no yolk, plus onions and cheese, and one-sided toast; coffee with little milk and lots of sugar, but for the oatmeal, lots of milk and little sugar." "That's it." "Got it." "Wong, I want ham and eggs, sunny side up." "Ham grilled on one side only, and the toast as burnt as possible." "2/3 coffee with 1/3 milk tea, 3 teaspoons of milk and 1 and a half sugar cube." "Do you have to be so picky with your food?" "Have you decided?" "I'm afraid you won't remember my order." "Everyone in Kwun Tong knows that Wong's memory is the best." "He can remember the whole phone book after reading it just once." "Really?" "I want 2 fried eggs and 2 sausages, 1 chicken and 1 pork." "Bigger left egg and smaller right egg, and..." "Sliced duck, goose, pork, beef, and lamb with fried rice, tomato and white sauce, and lettuce and unpeeled cucumber on the side." "Asshole!" "What an asshole!" "But you guys said he has good memory!" "I'll repeat." "Eggs with two sausages, 1 chicken and 1 pork;" "Bigger left egg, smaller right egg." "Cold milk tea with lots of milk and sugar plus lemon, honey and tapioca." "Sliced duck, goose, pork, beef, and lamb fried rice with tomato and white sauce, and lettuce and unpeeled cucumber on the side." "Cool!" "What's the sum of 12,345,678 and 87,654,321?" "99999999!" "Wow!" "This kid's brain works so fast." "With his memory, he can become a gambling champion!" "Hey, wait!" " Come back." " Wanna order more?" "Do you know how to play Mahjong?" "Just a little." "You are in luck, man!" "Who do I look like?" "A janitor?" "No..." "God of Gamblers!" "I can be your master." "Just give me $30,000 and I'll teach you the most powerful way to win money." "You will become rich!" "Some guy named Wong Jing said the same thing to me last month." "My female boss beat him up so bad, he almost died." "Female boss?" "Is it her?" " Her mom." " Oh, her mom!" "Take me to her mom." "Look at me." "See how charismatic I am?" "No woman can resist me." "Sorry." "I'm pregnant, that's why I threw up." "Wong!" "Delivery to the 13th floor." "Wong..." "Listen to me." "I won't trick you." "Follow me, and you'll be wealthy and prosperous forever!" ""Gamble a little and a family can grow." "Gamble more and an enterprise will be yours!"" ""Play cards to pay for your wife." "Play Mahjong to pay for your mom."" "I've read those idioms on the net!" "Not only that!" "The more kinds of gambling you play, and the more money will go to your pocket!" "Boss said gamblers never get rich." "Why is that female boss of yours lying to you?" "I am who I am because of gambling!" " You're right..." " You agree with me too?" "You won't have to die if you haven't been gambling!" "I'll call you later!" "9 Dots." "Stop!" "They're coming this way!" "Let's go!" "Nobody moves!" "I'm about to win big." "Touch my tiles and I'll kill you!" "Really?" "9 Dots again?" "9 Dots." "Draw a tile!" "Hurry!" "Come on!" "You must be Auntie Fei." "I've been looking for you." "You're looking for trouble!" "Who's next?" "Your turn." "Self... made!" "6 Dots." "With what?" "This one doesn't count." "Doesn't count." "I'm the witness." "It's all your fault!" "You pay for it!" "Why don't you use the elevator?" "Are you really Wong's boss," "Auntie Fei?" "Yes." "What do you want?" "I've long admired you." "I've even brought you some fruit," " but they're all stolen." " Boss." "You're here too?" " Sure." " Here's your food." "He'll pay for it!" "$100." "$100 is nothing." "As long as you let Wong learn how to make money with me," "I'll give you a share." "How?" "Wong has an amazing memory." "Once I've taught him how to gamble, he'll make so much money, he wouldn't know how to spend them!" "So you want him to get rich by learning how to gamble?" "Yes." "I really mean it." "I'm OK..." "You son of a bitch!" "Do you wanna make him an addict?" "And you!" "Don't think you're so smart just because you have good memory." "Fooling around with guys like him and you'll end up being a beggar!" "Don't hang around with this bastard anymore." "Get it?" "Yes, boss." "What the hell!" "You scared me!" "I'm seriously hurt, but I'm still persistent." "You should see how sincere I am." "Besides, you're so pretty." "You can't be that stubborn." "I'm really being sincere..." "Wong." "You've been wiping those tiles for an hour now." "Are you considering to go gamble with that ponytail?" "No..." "No?" "Then I'm gonna lock the door." "I'm going to bed now." "Good night." "Wong." "You need to be practical." "Don't think there are shortcuts." "Yes, Hong Kong is a land of gold, but there are also many casualty underneath the gold." "You'll never see them." "Wong, I'm going to surf online in my room." "Beware of those perverts now." "That's right." "Last night, some guy tried to talk dirty to me!" "He even asked me out!" "All men are perverts." "It depends on how reasonable the perversion is." "What do you mean by reasonable?" "If you're willing to be molested, then it's reasonable." "But if they want to seduce you or if they're peeping toms, then that's unreasonable." "No wonder I always get molested on the subway!" "Good night then." "Does he want to molest me?" "Ha ha!" "Well?" "I..." "I have something to tell you." " But..." "I don't know how to say..." " Come in!" "I..." "I..." "Actually..." "I've thought about it." "I really can't lose this chance tonight." "I think you're pretty reasonable!" "Then don't lose this chance!" "No..." "That's not what I meant..." "Don't be scared." "I know you'll come in sooner or later." "That's why" "I've bought so many condoms!" "See!" "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, 9 total!" "And, I've got painkillers too!" "You know how painful it can be for us the first time." "That's why I've bought a whole box!" "Also..." "Video CDs on special techniques!" "I've learned them all." "I'm ready!" " What?" "!" " Let's do it!" "No..." "I just wanna go in..." "I mean..." "I just wanna go out by going through your bedroom window." "What?" " Go out?" " Yes." "You're a good girl." "You won't tell your mom, right?" "No, I won't." "I'll be back before dawn." "Bye." "Here's a rain check." "Be careful!" "Gently, gently!" "There's a big shoeprint on your back." "That bitch was deadlier than those loan sharks!" "They've found me already?" "Tell them I've kicked the bucket!" "Who is it?" "My name is Wong." "Is Brother Sai there?" "He said he's dead." "Offer him some incense on my behalf then." "Yes, I said I'm dead, but I've now resurrected to welcome you." "How do you know I'll show up?" "Of course I know, just like I know the outcome of all horse races!" "By the way, did that bitch really let you come?" "I got out from a bedroom window." "I gotta go back before dawn." "Cool!" "Since you have such good memory, I can teach you everything in one night!" "Butcher, let's begin!" " Ever played Mahjong before?" " Never." " Do you have money?" " $200 something." "That's fine." "I'll teach you as we play." "There're 13 tiles in Cantonese Mahjong." "You need 14 to win." "16 tiles for Taiwanese Mahjong, and 17 to win." "Let's start with Taiwanese Mahjong." "Having the 3 same tiles is "Pong", and having 3 progressive numbers is "Chow"." "You must have a pair of "eyes" to win, and both eyes have to be the same." "What is "8 pairs with an extra"?" "That's 8 pairs of eyes with the same tile in any one pair." "Then you can win." "Like this?" "Sure..." "But since we're following Taiwanese rules," "East round can't win with this." "Next time I'll treat you as false win." "Kong." "9 Characters." "Do I win now?" "The 13 Unios!" "You can't win!" "You're the East round." "You gotta "self-made" first." "Hide the tiles." "Take a new one." "13 Unios, self-made with 9 Characters!" "I win now, right?" "Yes, you win... but you need to wait." "What do you mean, wait?" "!" "I'm the dealer..." "I have the right to wait on you if you win." "But if I win, then you'll have to pay me double." "9 Dots." "Win, with 9 Dots." "You have to pay me double on that too?" "Sure... double..." "How many rounds have we played?" "The number of dices on the table represents the number of rounds." "That's more than 30 rounds." "You'll lose your pants." "I don't believe I can't win!" "You won't." "Why?" "I have the 3, 6 and 9 Characters." "He Ponged 6 Characters." "You've been waiting on 6 Characters since you have 3 and 9 Characters." "But there are no Characters left." "How do you know I was waiting for them?" "And he was waiting for Red Dragon!" "What?" "!" "You knew about that too?" "How can you remember?" "I can remember where all 144 tiles are by the 3rd round." "Even after we've mixed them?" "It's very easy!" "I can remember all the books I've read." "I didn't finish high school because I had no money." "If he kept on studying, he would be like Einstein by now!" "Who's Einstein?" "Don't you know who Einstein is?" "Sure." "American President!" "There're 6 flowers folded." "Where're the other 2?" "Here, and here." "You really remember where they all are?" "Sure." "Right." "I'll take you to Phoenix Club tomorrow night." "We'll bet as much as can!" "This is the grandest private club in Hong Kong." "They have Mahjong Zone, Poker Zone, and Pai Gau Zone." "Chips only." "No real money allowed!" "Because the female boss here has triad ties." "Even Brother Tin Kau from Macau has to give her face here!" "What if we make lots of money and they thought that we're cheating?" "Will they let us out of here?" "You'll die if you cheat here!" "Sister Phoenix can tell if you're cheating with just one look." "I've heard that she has a sister and 4 brothers." "And they've all learned from Mr. Ping, the Mahjong Master." "No cheater can escape from her eyes." "Win, 4 folds." "Intercept." "Sorry." "Do you have to be so powerful, Sister Phoenix?" "I've been waiting for 3 tiles and I can't even win." "Me too." "It's just a game." "I'll treat you all to dinner later, OK?" "She held on to all the others' tiles." "Her memory must also be very good." "Don't worry." "We won't play with her." "We'll play with those 3 losers." "Sit." "Hello." "This is my boss, Brother Wong!" "We play for high stakes here, kiddo!" "How high?" "As high as possible." "Self-made, 3 folds." "Game over." "I really admire you, Sister Phoenix." "You play the game with few folds, but you always win." "Winning is most important." "I don't need to win with many folds." "One time, I had 11 tiles and" "I could've called for the 13 Unios." "But I didn't." "I just called for "The Coward"." "Aren' t you bored?" "Not winning the game is more boring." "I shouldn't have played for so high a stake!" "He's crazy!" "He has won 120 games in just 8 rounds!" "Self-made, 4 folds." "See, Wong?" "I knew you're the right person!" "Let's go and exchange these for cash!" "Sister Phoenix!" "We're so lucky today." "Was that guy cheating?" "No." "I think his memory is extraordinary." "He remembers where all the tiles are." "Delivery, Wong!" "What did you do last night?" "Wong!" "Wake up!" ""Overbite Jane" is calling..." "You bastards!" "How dare you harass my daughter?" "We're only kidding!" "Only kidding?" "Go do standup comedy then!" "Stop right there!" "You wimp!" "I told you to stop and you really stopped!" "What if I told you to eat shit?" "1 Bamboo!" "I won!" "Pay me." "It was a false win." "False win?" "For waiting on 1 tile?" "Where's the 1 Bamboo?" "No Bamboo." "Black Dragon only." "What Black Dragon?" "I'm the Black Dragon!" "How dare you doze off on the job?" "Boss!" "What did you do last night?" "Couldn't sleep." "Did you do something bad?" "Hey, pretty woman!" "What're you smiling about?" "You look really pretty when you're so serious." "What the hell did you two do last night?" "Did you take Wong to gamble?" "Auntie Fei, Wong's memory is amazing." "It'll be a waste if he doesn't gamble." "Tell Auntie Fei how much we've won!" "Just tell me." "You tell me." "$888,500!" "Congratulations." "From now on, Wong doesn't have to work with you anymore." "Just give him to me and" "I'll pay you 30% of our win." "Then everyone is happy!" "I've been around." "I know what to do." "I have a gift for you." "A diamond Rolex!" " Diamond Rolex?" " Sure." "Even the parallel import version costs $85,000!" "$85,000?" "!" ""You may first win, but you'll finally lose."" "Even if you win now, you'd be losing something that you can't see at the same time." "Wong got the point, Mom." "Don't get mad at him." "You're an adult." "I can't decide for you." "It's up to you to choose the right or wrong path." "You're still young." "You must have determination!" "A little setback is not going to stop our ambition!" "You should consider yourself lucky that you're still alive." "You're right." "By the way..." "How can you tolerate your female boss for so long?" "There are gaps between us." "She may have a gap in her chest, but we don't!" "I mean generation gap!" "Come over here." "What?" "Oh, so you're staring at a girl!" "You don't have to be so sheepish about it!" "She plays badminton here during this time every day." "You little pervert!" "Well?" "Doesn't she look pure?" "Looks like you're serious." "Go ahead." "Court her!" "Go ahead?" "I'm just a waiter!" "Go ahead my ass!" "Silly boy." "Who says a waiter can't go after girls?" "Mr. Lui!" "Is the court OK?" "I've told you to just call me Wong." "Don't call me by my real name in public!" "But Mr. Lui sounds better!" "Do you need me to clear the court?" "No." "I'm just here to practice for my game with the Indonesian champion next month." "It's so stressful." "But of course." "Hi." "Playing badminton?" "No." "I'm swimming." "Do you always play here?" "Is this a good court?" "Of course not." "Some waiter always stares at me here." "It's not safe." "Really?" "How does he look like?" "Don't know." "I've never looked at him." "What a rude person." "We gotta teach him a lesson." "I know what to do." "But he looks so much like you." "Ball?" " You pervert!" " How dare you?" "!" "Did we scare you?" "No." "Girls usually get scared by it." "Why should I be scared if I knew you guys set this up?" "No..." "I..." "Just be yourself if you want to get to know me." "Excuse me." "Lui Kai Wong?" "So he wasn't lying." "Looking for something?" "Yes, my wallet." "Is this yours?" "Where did you find it?" "Thank you." "I have to invite you to dinner." "Really?" "Sure." "I'm serious." "OK." "How come there're only 2 of us in this restaurant?" "I've been here several times and it's always full." "Did you reserve the whole place?" "Cheers." "Hey, pal." "Our Brother One-Eye is taking care of things inside." "I advise you eat somewhere else." "Let's go eat somewhere else then." "No!" "Mary!" "That's great, but we can't stop all the customers who want to eat here!" "Then we'll use Plan B. They won't dare to go in." "Cool!" "I'll slash you to death!" "Oh, my gall bladder!" "Why does it look like a bun?" " Let's just go." " No way!" "I'm a doctor." "I can't let you die!" "Call the cops." "I'll give him a mouth-to-mouth!" "I'll make sure you can't breathe yourself!" " Run!" " Go!" "Now!" "OK." "Let's take a picture together." "But I don't have a camera." "My cell phone has one." "You know..." "I may not be as good a person as you think I am." "You know..." "I'm not as rich as you think I am." "You're lying." "Triads working here." "Get lost." "Are you with the Triads?" "Of couse we are." "Can't you tell." "Perfect." "We're the police!" "Buddy!" "We've sacrificed for you." "Don't forget us." " Let me send you home." " Sure." "Poor me." "While I was parking my Ferrari into the garage last night, it crashed into my Porsche, and it scratched my Mercedes." "So I have to take taxis today." "Sorry." "It doesn't matter." "By the way, where do you live." "Up there." "I can go home by myself." "I'll walk you to the front door." "But my dad is really mean." "I feel like a thief whenever I go home late." " Keep in touch?" " Sure." " Bye." " Bye." ""Oh... my love..." "My darling..." "I've hungered for your touch..."" "Yes..." "What... what is it?" ""Oh... my love..."" "Self-made." "You have to press it first." "Yes." "That's it." "Win!" "Yes!" "You're working hard!" "Doing 2 jobs at the same time?" "!" "Wong!" "Rumor has it that some young Mahjong newbie has been winning big." "You must be him!" "I know you don't like it, and I..." "You're so rich already!" "Why bother coming back?" "I respect you." "No need." "Now that you've made it big, get out of my sight!" "I wish you good luck and a bright future!" "Are you kicking me out?" "Yes." "From now on, whether you're rich or poor is no longer my business!" "Wong!" "Stay right there!" "Never go after a gambling man or you'll be poor for the rest of your life!" "What the hell, Wong?" "You've yet to expose a tile for me to win." "I won't play if I'm gonna lose." "It's coming, it's coming." "Just give him a small win." "Fine. 7 Dots." "Win! "The Coward"!" "Wong let me win!" "Wong let me win!" "You let me win!" "Wong let me win!" "That's Brother Tin Kau, the king of underground gambling!" "He controls many illegal bets on horse races and soccer matches, and he's the owner of several cruise ship casinos too." "Welcome, Brother Tin Kau." "Only your Phoenix Club befits my class status." "I'm sure you'll be the winner at next month's" "Mahjong Championship." "Not really." "Not if I don't participate." "But don't you want to win?" "You're famous for playing more tiles than anyone else at the game." "I'm not your match." "You've never returned my affection to you." "I'll let you win if you become my honey." "You must be kidding." "It's too much for me." "I'm the gambling king, so you'll be the queen." "It's not too much." "I meant your 200-pound plus body is too heavy for me." "You're getting good at making jokes." "Why don't we play four rounds?" "No, thanks." "I have to go back to Macau." "I came here today because I've heard that there's a kid here who's never lost." "I wanna see how powerful he is." "He's just lost his first game, Brother Tin Kau." "It's you?" "No." "It's my apprentice." "His name is Wong." "Come over here." "Stop acting cool." "Get over there." "Greet Brother Tin Kau." "Brother Tin Kau." "Smart boy." "He'll be the dark horse in the championship." "Dark horse?" "Any horse will get crushed if I don't like it." "Get it?" "Yes, got it..." "You'll get lucky if Brother Tin Kau takes you under his wing." "I'm quite busy today." "I'll have someone look for you in a few days." "This is my business card." "Call me..." "You idiot!" "Brother Tin Kau doesn't need you to find him!" "How rude!" "Brother Tin Kau?" "Could Cheryl be his daughter?" "No wonder she said her father's mean." "What?" "The girl you're dating is his daughter?" "!" "Yup." "She also said his dad is very strict on her." "Lucky you, son!" "Why?" "Brother Tin Kau really admired you the other day!" "If he lets you watch over some of his casinos, then you'll strike gold!" "But he doesn't know that we're seeing each other." "Tell you what." "Let's go visit him tomorrow night and we'll bring red wine and cigars as gifts." "They want to see you, Brother Tin Kau." "Brother Tin Kau!" "Remember us?" "Sure." "Wong, right?" "Have a seat." "Sit down, sit down." "These are a little token of our appreciation." "Perfect timing." "I was about to call you so we can talk business, but you're already here." "How do you know where I live?" "Well..." "Wong here had escorted your daughter home a few times already." "My daughter?" "Yes!" "I was so surprised when he told me." "So I said to him, "Kiddo, you're in luck!"" "You'll be in luck for the rest of your life if you can follow Brother Tin Kau's footsteps!" "And, if you get her pregnant by accident, we'll all become one family." "Then we'll be REALLY lucky!"" "How long have you been seeing her?" "Almost a month." "But we have the same interests, so we're really close now." "Excuse me for asking, but how close is it?" "They're so close, they can't live without each other!" " Tell miss to come here." " Yes." "Daddy." "Come here, Barbie." "Good girl!" "This is my daughter." "So you can't live without her, huh?" "Excuse me for asking, but..." "How many daughters do you have?" "Just one." " Maybe you got the wrong house?" " No." "Brother Tin Kau." "Cheryl!" "So Cheryl is the one you're in love with!" "Not really." "They're just friends..." "What do you mean, friends?" "We're serious!" " What's with her?" " I don't know." "Everything is clear to me now." "Listen, kiddo." "She's not my daughter." "She's my girl!" " Shit." " Get over here!" "Looks like I need to supervise her more closely." "Don't worry." "You know I don't hit women." " Cheryl!" " No!" "Forget it." "Let's go!" "We only have one way to get out, Wong!" "We gotta get the boss first!" "You take care of these four and I'll deal with the fat dude!" "Dragon!" "Snake!" "Tiger!" "Leopard!" "Crane..." "Still crane?" "No." "Snake now." "Rattlesnake?" "Are you scared now?" "Could this be the "Fat Mantis" style?" "!" "I thought it's been lost for a hundred years!" "Too bad." "I was hoping you can help me win a fortune at the Mahjong Competition." "You can treat me anyway you want, but don't hurt Cheryl." "We're just friends..." "Just friends?" "!" ""Yes, Hong Kong is a land of gold, but there are also many casualty underneath the gold." "You'll never see them."" "Wong!" "Wong!" "WONG!" "Wong..." "Don't scare me, Wong!" "Wong!" "Hey, Wong!" "How are you?" "Are you OK?" "You're still alive!" "Why are you crying?" "How are you feeling?" "Wong..." "I have to pee." "Pee?" "Has he lost his mind from the beating?" "Wong!" "Don't scare me!" "What am I going to do if you've really gone crazy?" "I'm good at playing Mahjong!" "Who am I?" "I'm the Mahjong King!" "I know." "Come." "Have some rice." "Are you my papa?" "Yes, if you want." "Now eat." "You are my papa?" "Yes, so be a good boy." "So, what's my name again?" "Papa!" "It's all my fault, Wong." "I'm going to get some money for your treatment." "Be a good boy." "Stay home and don't go out." "I want to go with you!" "No." "I'll be back soon." "Lock the door!" "I want to go too!" "Don't leave me here!" "A window?" "I used to get out from a window all the time!" ""Auntie Fei's Diner"?" "I work here!" "Oh no, I forgot to come to work!" "Wong?" "!" "Wong!" "What's with you, Wong?" "I don't remember your name, but I remember your teeth!" "I used to get in and out from your "hole" all the time!" "What happened to you, Wong?" "Don't scare me!" "I heard that he got beaten up so bad, he became a retard." "So it is true!" "Uncle San?" "I have a good memory." "I know what you like to eat!" "You like ham with two eggs, one preserved and one salty, iced coffee mixed with hot coffee, and toast with lots of shit on it!" "Oh no..." "I forgot..." "It hurts!" "My head hurts!" "What are you doing?" "Wong!" "Stop hitting me!" "I'm not, Wong!" "Stop hitting my head!" "It hurts!" "Who did this to you?" "Where the hell did Wong go?" "He's gone crazy, and all he had was a bite on this bun." "I'll regret for the rest of my life if something happened to him!" "Nobody's home!" "You bastard!" "I've told you not to teach Wong gambling!" "Look what happened to him now!" "But I'm a good man!" "Good man?" "Don't make me hit you, woman." "Luckily it's only half way in." "Blocked!" "Shit." "Not quick enough." "That's enough!" "I did nothing wrong!" "Wong was such a good kid and you made him a retard!" "And you said you did nothing wrong?" "It's not my fault!" "It was Tin Kau Ko!" "Tin Kau Ko?" "!" "Go to hell!" "Robert..." "How do you know my English name?" "I'm Dorlina, Robert." "Are you really Dorlina?" "Yes." "I immigrated with my family more than 30 years ago." "You told me you were going to San Francisco." "I even saved enough to fly over there to look for you, but I couldn't find you." "Of course you couldn't find me, because I didn't go to San Francisco." "I went to Santou, China instead." "My dad couldn't find a job here, so he moved back to China." "I told you we're going to SF so that I wouldn't feel so humiliated." "Robert!" "Dorlina!" "I thought I would never see you again!" "Look how old we are now!" "I wanted to jump off a building when I couldn't find you." "But the door to the roof was locked, so I couldn't get up there." "That's why I didn't jump." "I have my regrets too." "We went camping one time, remember?" "You wanted me to sleep with you, but I told you to wait until I'm 18." "Of course I remember." "You said it's like a certificate of deposit that will mature in 3 years." "But it's been 30 years." "Your daughter's all grown up." "So the "money" has been "withdrawn" long ago." "You mean "Overbite Jane"?" "She's not my daughter!" "I adopted her from the orphange." "Really?" "Your "money" is still "in the bank"." "It is?" "You don't trust me?" "Sure..." "So... do you want to "withdraw" it now?" "Sure..." "But I'd rather give it to charity." "What's that?" "So you wanna dump me?" "No..." "Then hurry up and "withdraw" it!" "Come on!" "Delivery from Auntie Fei's Diner!" "Here's your noodles, coffee and egg sandwich..." "Where did the coffee and egg sandwich go?" "It's gone!" "Did someone take it from your basket, "Retard" Wong?" "Impossible!" "Where could they be?" "Just go back and get another set." "Hurry." "OK." "Seeing Wong like this breaks my heart." "Well..." "He still has sorrow in him." "That means all is not lost." "But even the doctor said nothing can cure him now." "Hey." "I wanna give it a try." "Try what?" "Try to revitalize his brain cells with Mahjong and see if it works." "What?" "!" "Even doctors recommend the elders to play Mahjong as a way to stimulate brain cells and to prevent Alzheimer's." "Yeah, so?" "Looks like" "I have no choice but to tell you who I really am." "I've participated in many Mahjong competitions and never lost a game." "I had a perfect win everytime." "No one has yet to beat me." "I even have my own fan club." "I'm the legendary "Mahjong Queen"!" "Then why were you only playing it with your neighbors?" "Back then, I kept winning game after game." "I thought I was invincible." "Many triad bosses asked me to help them win, but I ignored them." "That's how I got into trouble." "My fianc e..." "He was stabbed to death." "So I decided to retire from competition and will only play it with my neighbors." "So that's your story." "I really don't want to make a comeback, but Tin Kau that bastard has ruined Wong's life." "Therefore, I have to teach Wong Mahjong so that it will stimulate his brain cells and help him get better." "Then I will teach him the "Ten Commandments"" "from my "Mahjong Bible"" "so that he can play in next month's Asia Mahjong Tournament and take revenge for himself by winning that bastard Tin Kau!" "The prize money for that tournament is 30 million!" "That's why, be it for money or for revenge," "I gotta make Wong become the Mahjong King!" "All this talk about Mahjong makes me want to pee!" "Look!" "He's paying attention to the sound of Mahjong tiles!" "That's right." "That proves to me that my hypothesis's correct." "Fine." "I'm going to start stimulate you now." "Cast the dice." "Cast the dice!" "Nine." "I'll do it myself." "Draw a tile." "I'll draw it for you." "Skip a tile." "Let him do it on his own!" " He knows how to skip a tile!" " Yes!" "Hey, your turn!" "What is it?" "All... 14 tiles... are..." "Gr..." "Green..." "Dragon." "What's wrong with having 14 Green Dragon?" "My head..." "It hurts..." "It hurts!" "Tell me what's wrong with it and your head won't hurt anymore!" "Because..." "There are only 4 Green Dragon tiles." "Good!" "Let's turn the table!" "Next set." "What is it this time?" "These... these aren't Mahjong tiles." "Then how should they look like?" "There should be 3 pairs of same tiles with a pair of eyes." "Good." "Turn the table again!" "What about this set?" "Can you win with these tiles?" "Here's 8 Characters." "Do you need it?" "I'll count to three." "Tell me or you'll lose!" "One... two... three!" "7 tiles. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 Characters." "Can't win with 8 Characters." "Self-made!" "Pure Triple Hot." "Pay up, everyone!" "Self-made." "Sure win." "I'm not feeling well." "I need to get my pills." "Excuse me." "Let's take a break then." "Your technique has improved again, Boss." "Everyone else thought I could discard 21 tiles when it's actually 22 tiles." "So how can they not lose to me?" "You are going to win the tournament for sure!" "Among the 64 contestants, only 10 are good, and 9 of them are my people." "Sister Phoenix is the only exception." "So..." "I can determine who's going to win." "And Sister Phoenix..." "If I don't want her to win, then she won't." "Brother Tin Kau, that retard is here." "Brother..." "Brother Kau." "Why are you here, "Retard" Wong?" "To play Mahjong!" "Do you have money?" "Yeah." "This much!" "We're missing a player." "I'll let you play." "Cool!" "Excuse me." "Why are you laughing?" "I know you've got these tiles, these... and these..." "But I don't need them." "9 Dots!" "Win!" "With what?" "!" "8 pairs with an extra." "Are you trying to cheat me with your retard act?" "You're making a scene because you've lost!" "Looks like you need another beating!" "Brother Kau." "He cheated!" "I can tell right away if anyone has been cheating here." "I can guarantee you that he didn't cheat." "He has a good memory, that's all." "So you want to protect this idiot?" "Fine, I'll give you face this time." "Let's go!" "You haven't paid me!" "Don't worry." "I'll deduct money from his account and pay you." "That's cool." "You're here, Wong!" " You scared us." " We've been looking all over for you!" "I won some money!" "Sister Fei?" "Sister Phoenix!" "You're here too?" "I run this club." "Let me introduce." "This is Robert, my honey." "She's my classmate." "We haven't seen each other in years." "What a coincidence." "But he comes here all the time." "Wong is your..." "My apprentice." "I know his story." "Tin Kau is acting like a tyrant now." "He even tries to fix the outcome of the Mahjong Tournament." "He's nothing but a rascal." "Sister, are you going to compete too?" "I've sworn that I'll never compete again, but Wong's learned a lot from me." "With you on our side, we're going to win." "My technique's pretty good too." "You should talk!" "You're as slow as a turtle!" "Wong, before you participate in the tournament," "I'd like to share my experience with you." "Fine." "When people have a bad combo of tiles, they'll get mad at the tiles by yelling at them or throwing them around." "Actually, mahjong tiles are just like women." "If you don't treat them well, then they won't treat you well." "But if you treat them with love, then they will love you back." "And your luck will get worse if you keep hurting them." "You'll end up drawing a tile that you've just discarded, and you'll lose your pants." "That's why you have to be affectionate to the tiles." "Then you'll win at every round." "You mean I have to caress the tiles?" "That's right." "But how?" "Honey Red, Baby Green, Piggy White." "Well?" "Are you all feeling good?" "What's that?" "Sister 7 Dots?" "What do you want?" "Your skin is feeling dry?" "It is a bit dry." "Don't worry." "I'll do a facial mask on you and your skin will be wet and smooth again!" "Who's calling me now?" "2 Characters!" "I wasn't the one who left you on the floor!" "Don't get mad." "Of course I love you!" "I love you the most!" "Kiss Kiss..." "Let's all sleep together." "This feels so good!" "Wong, I'm going to teach you with my "Mahjong Bible" tonight." "And I've invited two of my classmates here to train you." "Ladies and gentlemen, "Big Mouth"!" "He has won more than 1,000 times in "Double Hot" combo." "He also held the record of playing 6,000 consecutive rounds." "His specialty is that he can hide 16 tiles in his mouth." "Give me a Red Dragon." "How can he tell that's a Red Dragon?" "I can feel the tiles with my tongue." "Would you like a 3 Flower tile?" "Cool!" "You ain't seen nothing yet. "Big Tits"!" ""Big Tits"?" "Is it a he or a she?" "It's a he." "Those are some tits." "He can hide 3 tiles between his breasts, and they will never fall." "Aren't you tired from shaking your breasts for so long?" "Have you ever seen porn stars getting tired from shaking their breasts?" "No." "That's it then." "I invite these 2 virtuosi here so that they can teach you our school's exclusive stances." "And I'll teach you the commandments from our clan's "Mahjong Bible"." "You'll never lose a single game once you've memorized" "The Ten Commandments." "The Ten Commandments?" "First Commandment:" ""Never give foes a tile"" "You bastards." "What a waste." "Never give foes a tile." "It works!" "Second Commandment:" ""Pong at random when you're out of luck"" "I have 13 consecutive tiles already." "Let's see who's going to give me the 14th tile." "Can it be me?" "Pong!" "Pong!" "Pong!" "Pong!" "That's it, right?" "I win!" "3 folds!" "I see it now." "Third Commandment:" ""Change 3 tiles when your tiles suck!"" "People will try to stack the tiles in their favor during reshuffling." "Move 3 tiles and their luck will run out." "Move 3 tiles." "Move it!" "Fourth Commandment:" ""Fill the gaps and make it a combo"" "People won't discard a tile that nobody wants." "So fill the gap as much as you can so you can call a combo." "Three 1 Characters, three 2 Characters, and three 3 Characters?" "!" "I should be all right. 2 Characters." "Win!" "She kicks ass!" "The last six commandments are:" ""You can lose a game, but you can't lose your cool."" ""Be humble whenever you win."" ""It's the person that wins, not the tiles."" ""You'll never lose a tile, but you can lose your life."" "Please teach me, Master." ""If your tiles are hot, you'll win a lot." "If your tiles are weak, you're deadbeat!"" "I got it." "If I'm in luck, then I can win by calling Self-made." "But if I'm out of luck, then" "I gotta give way to the winner." "The final Commandment:" ""Bad tiles don't make you a loser, but a bad personality will!"" "I'll always remember your teaching, Master." "Greetings!" "Welcome to the 2005 Mahjong King Tournament!" "All the Mahjong virtuosi are here today, like Brother Tin Kau, the self-proclaimed Mahjong King" "and "Mahjong Queen" Sister Phoenix." "And over here, we have the up and coming prodigy," "Brother Wong!" "And this guy, who's a nobody but calls himself an expert," "Mr. Moses." "It's Chi Mo Sai!" "OK, now I'll introduce these two masked, muscular men." "What do they do?" "They help me kick those cheating contestants out!" "OK?" "We strictly prohibit cheating, swearing, having a temper, making a scene, spitting, and going after the female contestants." "But most importantly, you must pay the winner!" "1 winner from each of the 16 tables will be chosen from the first round for the second round." "It'll be Cantonese Mahjong for the 1st round and Taiwanese Mahjong for the 2nd round." "After that, there will be 4 winners, one from each table." "These 4 winners will then compete for the "Mahjong King" title tomorrow." "Yeah!" "I've already called "Self-made" 8 times." "I'm going to win for sure." "You might as well go home and watch TV with your mom!" " 1 Dot." " 1 Dot!" " 3 Characters." " 3 Characters!" " 7 Bamboos." " 7 Bamboos!" " 5 Dots." " 5 Dots!" " 1 Character!" " 1 Character!" "Bitch!" "Stop copying me!" "I got 4 White Dragon!" "How are you going to stop me from winning now?" " White Dragon!" " Win!" "Excuse me, but I've got 13 Unios." "Look what you've done!" "My nickname is "Copier"." "Nobody can win if I don't let him win." "I've made others lose in 130 rounds." "My name is..." "Teresa Chu." "Teresa Cheung?" "No!" "Teresa Chu!" ""Those Ten Commandments really work."" "3 Characters." "Do you want it?" "I can't have it!" "Are you playing Mahjong or chasing girls here?" "You've been giving her chances to win!" "What's it to you, bitch?" "You wanna start a fight with me?" "Yeah, so?" "Screw you!" "First warning." "You swear again and you will be expelled." "That's it." "I don't need to swear to get her back!" "Listen." "You horny 3 Dots!" "You look like 9 Dots and your ass looks like 1 Dots!" "Your body is like White Dragon but your tongue is like Red Dragon." "You better watch out for my 8 Dots!" "What is it now?" "That's it." "Out!" "Why?" "I wasn't even swearing!" "Get him out of here, boys." "You guys keep playing." "Up!" "You asked for it!" "I've told you not to participate!" "But I didn't even swear!" "Winners of the first round include:" "Wong!" "You didn't win a single round!" "That's what you get for being an asshole!" "Brother Dragon from Tin Kau Group." "Brother Tin Kau, of course." "And Sister Phoenix!" ""She's won five rounds already." "I'm going to put an end to that."" "1 Bamboo." "9 Bamboos." "Pong!" "3 Characters." "Pong!" "White Dragon!" "I win!" "Wait!" "I have to move 3 tiles." "What's this?" "Superstition?" "None of your business!" "He's playing with 22 tiles." "22 tiles?" "Normally, you would draw a tile and discard one." "But he draws 6 tiles and discards them all at once, and nobody sees it." "How can Wong win him then?" "Don't worry." "There'll be surveillance cameras tomorrow." "He wouldn't dare discard 6 tiles." "He would only discard 2 at the most." "But Wong will still lose to him!" "He'll do what he can." "All the results are in except the one at Wong's table." "They're still going neck to neck!" "Playing opposite Wong is the "Olympic champion" of Mahjong," "Guo Jingjing." "She'll be the winner if she wins this round." "She's leading Wong by 5 rounds." "Win! "Fill the gaps and make it a combo"!" "Yes!" "Yeah!" "Brother Tin Kau." "That retard Wong is in the finals now." "Don't worry." "Dragon and I are in the finals too." "There will be two of us." "Are you sure we'll win?" "The whole world is now betting on Wong to win." "Nobody thinks we're going to win." "What a joke!" "That's the point." "We'll win big money if he loses to us." "I've told all my people to place bets on Wong winning the tournament." "Is he really that good?" "I'll make sure he won't make it to the venue tomorrow." "Mom!" "I said, call me sis!" "Sorry." "I've been to all those places that Robert hangs out, but I didn't see him." "He should've been back by now even if he had gone to a hooker!" "Wong?" "Look what I've got here!" "Chi Mo Sai?" "!" "Look!" "If you want him back alive, then cut off your left hand and dump it in the trash can at the street corner in half an hour!" "If you don't, then..." "He'll come back dead!" "What are we going to do?" "They're trying to prevent me from attending tomorrow's finals." "I have a plan!" "What plan?" "I saw and memorized the license plate number on the taxi." "It's KC2051." "Really?" "We can contact the Taxi radio network and ask them who owns the cab and which auto shop it's in," " then we'll know where Robert is!" " Yes!" "Then get going!" "Once I find out where they are," "I'm going to kick their asses!" "Hey man, you can beat me, kick me, or even step on me." "But why do you have to keep me awake for days?" "I'm so tired." "I want to sleep!" "This method of torture was invented by Osama Bin Laden's little brother." "It's called "No sleep." "Bend over"" "Why do I have to bend over?" "So I can have some fun!" "Don't you dare." "I've seen those TV ads." "I'll scream." "You can scream all you want and no one is going to hear you." "Actually..." "I'm pretty handsome." "People call me "Masked Brad Pitt"." "You don't look like Brad Pitt at all." "I do once I put the mask on!" "Help me please, Jesus!" " Let Brother Sai go!" " Let him go!" "I'm here, now let him go!" "Let him go!" "So you found out where we are." "Smart boy." "But you still have to give me your left hand." "Can we talk?" "Let's sit down and talk this over." "MOM!" "What?" "Mom is here." "Now step aside." "Yes." "Kick her ass too!" "It's okay now..." "Bastard!" "Bastard!" "Scram!" "You're exposed, little girl." "Don't hit me." "Just knock me out and get it done." "But don't hit my handsome face." "Why?" "Why do you have to piss me off?" "I wouldn't have beaten you up if you didn't say you're handsome!" "Bastard!" "I HATE Brad Pitt!" "You have to make me mad!" "Are you OK?" "What do you think?" "Then let's go!" "Why aren't you moving?" "My legs are numb." "I'll carry you out." "Oh no." "I was too slow." "Where?" "In the ass!" "Left or right?" "In the middle!" "WHERE then?" "Right in the asshole!" "Take Moses to the hospital now!" "I've told you!" "My name is Chi Mo Sai!" "Wong, how's your head?" "It's OK." "I'm fine." "Dorlina..." "Before I die, I have to confess..." "You don't have to." "But I won't die in peace unless I do." "Every day... before you wake up..." "I've been stealing $1,000 from your wallet." "No wonder I'm always missing money!" "I've taken more than $10,000 now..." "It's OK, it's OK..." "It's not OK." "I used it all on... massages." "It's OK, it's..." "Hold it!" "You spent it on massages?" "!" "You bastard!" "Hey, MC." "We've waited long enough." "I want you to declare Wong a no-show so that the three of us can start playing." "Objection!" "Real Mahjong games require 4 players." "A win among 3 players will be a questionable one." "I think we should wait." "For how long?" "Until we're all dead?" "!" "First warning!" "You can't get mad!" "How about this?" "We'll wait another 3 minutes and we'll start without him by then." "I don't know anything." "I wasn't here." "That's right!" "My watch is slow!" "10 seconds left. 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3..." "Wait!" "We want to file a complaint, MC." "Tin Kau tried to prevent Wong from showing up by kidnapping Chi Mo Sai!" "What evidence do you have?" "I can sue you for defamation!" "But now that you're here, we can begin." "Wong!" "What's wrong?" "My head got hit at the auto shop." "I'm feeling a bit dizzy!" "Don't scare me." "Hey, no more acting." "Just cut the crap and start playing or do you want to quit?" "You have to play regardless." "Go on." "There will be 3 rounds for the finals." "Round 1 is Cantonese Mahjong, and Round 2 is "Hidden Mahjong"." "That means the round will be played with all tiles facing down." "Round 3 is Taiwanese Mahjong." "That's it." "Good luck!" "Kiddo, I'll make sure I'm always a step ahead of you." "Wong, are you all right?" "I'm fine..." ""ROUND 1:" "CANTONESE MAHJONG"" "Self-made!" "Purity!" "Self-made!" "Semipure!" "Haha!" "What a coincidence." "Self-made again!" "You think you can make a killing here, Beautiful?" "Too bad." "I'm on a roll!" ""He discards 6 Characters without hesitation, that means 3 or 6 Characters are useless to him." "He's ponged 1, 7, 8." "So 9 is useless too." "Therefore, what he needs are 2, 4 or 5 Characters!" "Is Sister Phoenix going to change tiles?" "She is indeed changing them!"" "Oh, I'm sorry." "Looks like my next tile is 5 Characters!" "Might as well just show it to all of us." "Sure." ""He's going to call a "self-made" later if he wants 5 Characters." "Sister Phoenix discarded 7, 8 and 8 Bamboos." "She must be waiting for 6 Bamboos." ""If your tiles are weak, you're deadbeat." 6 Bamboos!" "Win!" "So you've learned the Ten Commandments, kiddo." "You... don't... think..." "Oh no!" "Wong's mind is getting worse!" ""ROUND 2:" "HIDDEN MAHJONG"" "We're now at the last round." "Brother Tin Kau is still leading!" "And looks like he'll keep it that way!" ""Tin Kau is getting too confident." "I have to make him lose a bit."" "Your smiles won't work on me, Gorgeous." "You're on top of things." "You don't need my help." "Maybe I can help you?" "How?" "So I can be on top?" "You're so bad!" "Purity!" "How's that?" "Wow, Purity!" "Cool!" "What the hell is this?" "!" "10 Characters?" "Brother Tin Kau, you can't call Purity with that!" "Sexual harrassment can be costly." "Something's not right, MC!" "I don't see a problem here!" "You can't call Purity if you have the last 3 Characters together!" "You just called a false win!" "I'll give him a verbal warning then." "Screw you!" "Fine, false win it is." "All right!" "It's not over yet." "We still have Taiwanese Mahjong." ""ROUND 3:" "TAIWANESE MAHJONG"" "We're now at the last round." "Brother Tin Kau has made 4 wins." "Dragon and Sister Phoenix have each made 3 wins." "Brother Tin Kau only needs one more win." "And if Wong can't win this round, then he'll lose for sure!" "What a ugly combo!" "I can't play with this!" "Kiddo." "Once this round is over, you can go back to working at the diner!" "We're not done yet." "North." "Pong!" ""You have to be affectionate to your tiles." "Then you'll win at every round." "You mean I have to caress the tiles?"" "Oh Honey Red, Baby Green," "Piggy White, where are you?" ""I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you." "Come back now..."" "That's so disgusting!" "Can you please stop singing?" "There are no rules against singing!" ""Oh, my love, my Red Dragon." "Come back now." "My Green and White Dragon..."" "Oh, you've come back to me." "Honey!" "What a psycho!" "East." "Pong!" "Let's see if you really have a Red Dragon." "Pong!" "You don't love me anymore, Green Dragon?" "If you still do, then come back to me!" "I'll be right here waiting for you!" "You're giving me chills, asshole!" "South." "Pong!" "I'll give you a Green Dragon." "Oh, you're late!" "But it's all right." "Better late than never." "Come to papa, White Dragon." "South." "Green Dragon." "Pong!" "Is he for real?" "Can he really call those tiles back?" "The whole family is here!" "It's Sister 7 Dots' turn now." "I've never touched such a delicate 7 Dots!" "So soft and smooth!" "It sure feels different!" "2 Bamboos!" "Hey, are you trying to make your own boss lose?" ""A bad personality will make you a loser."" "Oops!" "Wrong tile." "It's too late!" "I love 2 Characters more." "I should win with it." "But it's okay." "I can call him back." ""2 Characters, come back to me please." "2 Characters!" "2 Characters..."" ""Oh 7 Dots!" "Where are you?"" "7 Dots your ass!" "I've got them!" "8 Bamboos!" "Oh no!" "Not again." "7 Characters?" "Yes!" "You've come back to me, 2 Characters!" "I love you forever!" "You don't look too good." "Which tile did you get?" "Could it be 2 Characters?" "3 Characters." "I thought it was 2 Characters." "But it will do." "What?" "!" "All 3 Characters." "Win!" "You..." "I said 2 Characters and you believed me?" "How can you be the Mahjong King, you dumb pig?" ""Bad tiles don't make you a loser." As long as you don't give up, you can still win in the end!" "You betted all your money on me losing." "Who's the loser now?" "So you didn't lose your mind again?" "!" "I was only pretending, you retard!" "Bastard!" "Fat Mantis again?" "Ladies and gentleman," "The winner of the Mahjong King Tournament is..." "Wong!" "Everyone..." "Thank you all very much." "However..." "I've decided that I won't gamble anymore." "Because I know that, while gambling can be fun, it should never become a career." "Therefore, I respectfully decline this title."