" Hey Jake, can I show you something over here?" " Sure thing, bud." " I'm trying to send Genevieve a sexy pic." "Does this make my bubble butt pop?" " Nope." "I'm out." "[whispers] Who's that?" " [whispers] I don't know." " Um, excuse me, pal." "Think you're at my desk." " Whoa, whoa, whoa!" " Drop it!" "Drop the weapon!" " Don't be a dum-dum." " Squad, meet Detective Adrian Pimento." "He's been deep undercover for the last 12 years, but he's just resurfaced, and he's rejoining the Nine-Nine." " That...is... awesome!" "[rock music]" "♪ ♪" " Some of you just met Detective Pimento, and, of course, some of you knew him before he went undercover." " Hitchcock and Scully." "Ha." "You guys still work here?" " The only way they're getting rid of us is in a body bag." " It actually happened once, but it was a false alarm." " Detective Pimento will be returning to his old desk." "Peralta will temporarily be moved to the break room." "Questions?" " What'd you do undercover?" " I worked for Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis." " That is an A-list mobster." "Tell me literally everything." "Everyone, shut up!" " Pretty much just a bagman for him." "I mean, I did some other stuff." "[grunting] [crying]" " Um, we usually try to tell funnier little stories." " Well, there's nothing funny about what I did for The Butcher." "I've had to learn not to blink, because every time I close my eyes, I see a fresh horror." " Ooh, dark." " But how do you keep your eyes moist?" " Actually, I have a very funny story about keeping my eyes moist." "[grunting] [laughs]" "Come on..." "[laughing]" " Nope." "Still not getting that vibe, man." " Really?" " Mm-mm." " I'll get there." "That's my bad, everybody."