"Fin" " Eng translation made by Mikko "mixer" Vedru (Needed only a few times)" "This is the 52nd mobile phone, that I have had during the last 11 years" "We haven't made anyone drunk in celebrity scene of Helsinki using company's cards or money" "It was a fantastic idea to hire Mormons" "You get a healthy Finnish company by hiring the adepts of only three religions" "Mormons to work, Protestants to lead the work, Jews to sell" "It's completely not true" "We hired people using connections of our friends and people we knew but the situation that we would hire somebody only because it was somebody's cousin didn't happen, at least in my case" "I think our recruiting strategy overall was very successful" "At some point we would have probably created a human, a virtual human" "Unfortunately it wasn't possible, even the MIT failed to do that" "I thought it was a fantastic idea and I still think it is even though it stayed at the level of concept" "The whole city is nevertheless talking about your parties, which were quite megalomaniacal" "So you don't admit that you had any grandiose parties?" "Yes." "Well, the thing about parties is that..." "these were great parties." "Fantastic parties." "Yes, to my understanding these parties were quite wild" "Sex sessions?" "With whom?" "The one with your wife." "Yo, do you take it to your mouth or will you go to the "second base"?" "My own favorite was the organizational diagram, which didn't fit into two A3-size papers and which had more boxes than the number of employees company had" "That is not an uncommon Finnish phenomenon" "I had exactly the same kind of situation just a few weeks ago" "At some point of the evening, a healthy Finnish man takes all his clothes off" "And this is also what took place in Kappeli, which happened to be one of the finest restaurants in Helsinki" "You can't be here!" "Not unless you offer something to everybody here..." "It is an essential part of being naked to have some kind of Spartan wrestling session" "We got kicked from the restaurant, because you were allowed to sit naked at the table but the masculine and naked wrestling was supposedly too much for the restaurant" "Riot surely wasted some money" "If we think afterwards, it was wasted too carelessly and into so absurd things one won't easily believe" "From their pespective Riot could have succeed if In Finland we had an exceptional  here, mobile future, on the street   operative   used ... would have been today ..." "Fin" " Eng translation by Mikko "mixer" Vedru"