"Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "_ _ _UU _UU____ __ _mm gmm__n" "_ _g _UU __ __ ___ __o lt's all a game." "It's a spicy snack." "After squabble, an amiable solution." "Buy a ticket and watch the show." "Love will touch your heart." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Fool, don't get married and come." "If you married a foreigner, then our image will tarnish." "Watch the show." "_ _ __ _ __R gmM g__n" "There are many setbacks." "Find a foreigner and have fun." "Let events unfold as destined." "Buy a ticket and watch the show." "Love will touch your heart." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato." "Potato snack." "When will the gate open?" "__ _ _ ___ g_ ___ _ _ _o" "Mirror image." "He is physician Tarachand." "Come." "Sit." "Thanks." "It has opened." "Come on." "People say that within 15 days physician Tarachand.." "..can cure all kinds of ailments." "Let me tell you something." "They are right." "But I need 15 days." "I swear on Baba and say that I could have cured Nikhil in a jiffy." "No, not that." "Not after marriage." "He had a problem before marriage." "Nikhil and Aamna love each other." "_ _ _ __nM_o _ g__ _ ____o" "So their families are bound to oppose." "So I played a drama with Nikki." "But just then my brother-in-law passed away." "__ __ __nM _ _æflmD_ ___n l don't know what it is called in English." "They are relatives." "So I had to come here." "And there Purshottam ruined everything." "I think you're not following me." "Let me do one thing. I'll introduce you to everyone." "This is 'Chole Bature' (Chickpeas and flatbread)." "It gives rise to acidity." "And those who suffer from acidity problem eat it." "This hand belongs to Purshottam." "It's obvious that the person who is eating is Purshottam." "N_o ___o _ _ _ _g _ _ _o" "But we are more like friends." "Purshottam opened an auto parts shop." "And I started the business of saving people's marriage." "Purshottam is a nice man." "Just a bit old fashioned." "___ _ ___ __ __ _ _o" "_ __ cM __ _ _nn _ ___Mn" "Enough." "Have patience." "Let them come." "Look." "She is Purshottam's mother." "Everybody calls her mother." "Everybody in Lajpat locality fears her." "_ _ _UU nM _o o_flfl _o" "And she is the wife." "Purshottam's wife." "She is a bit emotional." "And she likes to dye her hair." "You know me, don't you?" "Don't eat it, Son." "You'll suffer from indigestion." "Enough." "Enough." "He is Nikhil." "Purshottam and his wife's only son." "He is a gem." "He returned from aboard yesterday." "And already his marriage is being discussed." "___ __ ___ _ _ __ _oo" "..to see a prospective bride." "Will you just stand like a statue?" "Or will you move ahead?" "Come on." "Okay." "He is Chadami." "He came along with the dowry for Purshottam." "Seeing his face you must have understood.." ". .that accepting dowry is not good." "A few days ago he met a foreigner in Connaught Place." "He fell in love." "But one day she left him without saying anything." "Since then he hates everything American." "And he tries to find a foreigner to blame for every scam." "This place is not so good." "Brother-in-law, there is still time." "Let's go to the restaurant on Ghantewale road." "Brother-in-law, think about it." "It's your wish." "Why have we come here?" "Why?" "What's wrong in this place?" "No." "Nothing is wrong." "But.." "So?" "It's okay." "But.." "But." "But." "But." "Don't talk too much in front of me." "Keep quiet." "___ _ _ _ _o ____fl, __ ___ _go" "They've still not come." "Physician." "They've come." "Come." "Hello." "Hello." "Hello." "Purshottam, he is Mr. Mittal." "Hello." "She is his wife." "Hello." "Hello." "And she.." "She is Dolly." "Our daughter." "He is Purshottam." "His mother." "Hello." "And his wife." "Hello." "And he is the boy." "Nikhil." "Hello. -l'm his brother-in-law." "Chadami." "Good afternoon." "Hello." "Dear, touch her feet." "It's okay, Dear." "Come." "Sit." "Come on." "Come." "Come." "Sit here." "You sit here." "You sit here." "Nikhil, sit." "You too sit." "You too sit." "Dolly looks so different." "Yes." "She has lost six kgs." "I wake her up at 530 in the morning." "She does Yoga exercises seeing the Baba on the TV." "Dear, you too must be watching that show, right?" "I get up at 9 o'clock." "Naughty boy." "Dear, what's your educational qualification?" "I've done a course in fashion designing." "Laktakia aunt's college." "q____oq:_, _q ,_" "My father-in-law used to say that. ." "..you shouldn't match the girl and the boy's horoscope." "You should match the girl and her mother-in-law's horoscope." "Still look at this." "It has been made on computer." "No." "Her brother got it from London." "From London?" "Yes." "You should have asked me." "__ ___ _____ gcr ___o _ m__o l say let the girl and the boy sit together." "_ _ __ _ _o _g _" "Chadami, come here." "Nikhil, go." "This horoscope is from London." "Go." "Go, Dear." "Don't feel shy." "Go." "_ _ _ ___o o__, g__o" "Don't they look good together?" "They look okay." "_ g__ _ g _ __o __ __n" "_UU _ __ _UUU _ _ _ _o" "Dolly is very hard-working." "Very beautiful." "Yes." "Uncle, try to understand." "I understood." "What did you understand?" "Let these young people talk alone." "__ g_ _ _o __ ___ __ g__o" "_ __ U__o ___ gUMg__n l don't have any objection." "We too are modern." "Right?" "When Mr. Mittal has no objection, then let's go out." "Come on. I too have to go to my clinic." "__cr __n oU _ _ _ _ _ __o" "Don't hesitate." "Ask whatever you want." "It means lowering your status." "If he had married a foreigner.." "..then at least his status would have improved." "Do you always wear so much make-up?" "No. I have to do it occasionally." "By the way, you too should go to a salon." "__ _ __ _ _ gcr _o" "is your name at home Dolly?" "No." "My home's name is Mittal Palace." "We are three sisters." "My papa is very happy." "He loves girls." "And what do you like?" "Yoga." "Interior designing." "And TV. I really like TV." "You don't watch movies?" "No." "We are Baba's followers." "Nowadays vulgarity is shown in movies." "__ _, _ __ nflMn _ _n_n l too don't like it. I always drop the popcorn." "Joke." "You have a good sense of humour." "Actually I've even made the time-table." "is that so?" "After marriage every week.." "..we'll have two to three outings." "N_o __ _ _ __o flOflfl _ _ __o" "Joke." "You too." "Dolly." "Yes." "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No." "I too don't have any." "Mister." "Yes." "How are you?" "Fine." "Add more spices." "Add more spices." "Cook it deliciously." "Sukha leads a wonderful life. -ls that so?" "He changes his girlfriend everyday. -ls that so?" "That model.." "Meena Das." "Yes." "She came yesterday." "_ _ _ _ __ _ _ ___ __n" "Sir, she is younger than the rest of the girls." "After all it's Sukha." "ls that so?" "Physician.. physician is his family friend." "On every function he comes here to give him a card." "He surely comes." "Sukha changes his girlfriend everyday." "Yes." "He is Sukha." "Won't he change?" "Where are you going?" "I'm going home to change my pants." "For the past three days I've been wearing the same pants." "He felt offended." "Go." "Go." "You can only change pants." "Don't feel dejected." "It's futile." "Just relax." "Even being positive won't make any difference." "What's wrong with your watch?" "Same problem." "It always shows 630." "Laugh as much as you want." "Don't worry." "If God wills then everything will be fine." "When?" "__ __ __nmo _ __ _ _ __o l'm fed up of my problem." "Solve my problem." "It's a 15 days course." "After that you won't get any rest." "_ g_ g __n oU g_ _ g___o" "Hurry up." "_ _ gcr_Ug Mm_ _Mm_M _ its Goddess's grace. I'll go on a tour the day.." "..I get the damsels." "Damsels?" "Damsels." "Girls." "Oh." "Uncle, for any illegal immigration. ." ". .for extension of visa. ." "..and for commercial visit." "Commercial visit?" "Uncle, let me know if you need anything." "Be it of any country. I have all kinds of damsels." "Here." "Have it twice a day with milk." "I'm leaving." "Okay." "Next." "But.." "Again the same thing." "Trust me. -l trust you." "Next." "Twice with milk." "Uncle, thanks for the medicine." "Look who is here!" "Lets go and meet him." "__ g_ __o o__cr _ g_ __o" "Medicine." "Medicine." "Quiet." "Take out the car." "Fools." "They want the medicine." "Chadami, bring it." "Give sweets." "Hello, Mother." "God bless you." "__ _ _ ___0_gr____" "What did they both talk about?" "I don't know." "But Mr. Mittal had called." "Dolly was crying." "She said that Nikhil insulted her." "is that so?" "Maybe he didn't like the girl." "He should tell us what kind of girl he likes." "I think the matter is something else." "What do you mean?" "Look at this." "You should explain to us." "__ __ _ ___ _o" "_ _ ___ _ gmm m_" "And he has come from aboard." "_ _ __ __ gnM _g ___ _o l hope he has no such vice." "Do you know?" "Yesterday an English. ." "..movie was shown on the cable." "Broken mountain or something like that." "Do you know what was in the film?" "l understood." "Two boys.. -l understood." "_ _ ___n _ __ _n __ _n lf you are going there, then take this too." "Where is Purshottam?" "Since morning his mother has shown him ten photos." "But he is not ready to meet the girl." "_UU g __ _ gflfl gcr fl_n" "Look, Nikhil talks to you freely." "Find out what is the matter." "He is 'Waheguru Autoparts' owner Purshottam's son." "Yes." "Did he get married?" "Shanichar's buffalo is not well." "Come, Nikhil." "Come." "Sit." "__UU g _n __ _ _ m_rm_" "Or potato snack?" "No." "Nothing." "Thank you." "Look, Nikhil." "___ _ _gcr_ gnM nMgcr __o" "Purshottam was saying you don't want to get married." "I want to know the reason." "Actually Uncle, papa doesn't understand me." "_ _g _ _g _ _o" "Since childhood our relationship has been such." "As a kid whenever I made a mistake.." "Sorry." "What were you saying?" "As a kid whenever I made a mistake.. -l'm here to rectify.." "..the mistakes made in childhood." "It's our family business." "I've solved grave problems." "Your problem is small." "Uncle, the matter is very serious." "Actually I love a girl in America." "What?" "And she is a Muslim girl." "Joke." "You're joking with me." "You joke with me." "No." "Are you mad?" "Do you know what you're saying?" "__ ____ _ ___ _ __ _ _o" "Look, it has already happened." "Now forget about it." "Forget it?" "Yes." "American love is not long -lasting." "Partners keep changing." "How do you know?" "Don't I see it in movies?" "Uncle, Aamna does live in America." "But she is more Indian than you and me." "What's the use of explaining to me?" "Who will explain to Purshottam?" "Forget her." "That's it." "Anyway. I thought you'll have a solution." "But I think I'll have to find the solution." "Wait!" "Solution." "Sit." "If you have decided, then I'll have to think of something." "Nobody ever left my clinic untreated." "I'll help you too." "I'll have to think of something." "'l don't have any relation with my uncle#" "'His son did an inter-caste marriage in England# 'lf he had married a foreigner.." "..then at least his status would have improved#" "'You are right#" "Do you know any foreigner who can act?" "Maybe." "But why?" "Did you watch Shahrukh Khan's film 'Hum Aapke Hain Kaun'." "You mean DDLJ." "In that film the girl's alliance is fixed with another boy." "But the hero comes to live in their house." "And he wins the family's heart." "So?" "Look, if we told Purshottam that you love a Muslim girl.." "..then he will kill both of us." "But if we say that the girl is American.." "..then I might convince him." "Then?" "What else?" "Along with the American girl, we'll call her too." "What's her name?" "Aamna." "N_o __UUU _UU _ _o _ ___ [_ _oo" "..she'll have to win your family's heart." "She will have to prove that she is an Indian." "She is bound to be better than the American girl." "After she wins the family's heart, we'll reveal the truth." "You think this will work?" "I don't know that." "But I give the guarantee that we'll lose nothing." "Don't worry." "Leave it on me." "Just arrange for a foreigner who is interested in drama." "A foreigner who is interested in drama." "I'm interested in drama." "Okay." "Later." "I knew the problem. I started the treatment too." "Nikhil told his family that he is in love.." ". .with his fellow student in America." "_ __ _ _ _o" "So you have decided to get married." "Let me tell you, you can bring a foreigner in this house.." "..only over my dead body." "Oh God!" "Now the daughter-in-law of this house.." "..will roam around half-naked." "Am I alive to see this day?" "Brother-in-law, I suspect foreign hand in this." "Foreign hand was the one that slapped you." "We are now talking about a girl." "Let me tell you, you can bring a foreigner in this house.." "..only over my dead body." "If that's your final decision, then I will disinherit you." "Brother-in-law, the shop's on lease. ." "..and the house is on sister's name." "Quiet." "Let me tell you.." "The foreigner will come.." "Only on your dead body. I heard it." "Be quiet for a minute." "Let me think." "Over my dead body.." "Nikhil." "Ask him." "Ask your useless uncle." "He met a foreigner at Connaught Place." "He said I have fallen in love." "Love." "But she left him." "Didn't give him a second look." "She didn't even call him back." "Why don't you tell him?" "Look son." "Foreigners are frauds It's their nature." "Suresh's daughter-in-law." "Everyone would say she's so fair." "She seems like a foreigner." "She eloped with a taxi driver." "And you are thinking about marrying a foreigner." "Let me tell you, only over my dead body.." "The daughter-in-law has still not arrived." "But you can die right now." "Did I send you to America for this?" "Brother-in-law, he's a young boy." "Be careful of what you say to him." "If he's young, he can join the army." "In this house, you will have to do as I say." "I will only marry that girl." "Now its your decision, should I get married here.." "..or in America?" "Listen. ." "Look Situ, stop crying." "He's a young boy." "He might do something." "If he wishes to follow his heart, then let him." "What.. what are you saying?" "Quiet, stupid." "Mother, I can approve of it." "But who will talk to him?" "Let me think." "He's here too." "That's Mr. Purshottam." "Owner of 'Waheguru Autoparts'." "N_ __ _ _ _, gnM _ _g ___o" "Nainsukh has lost his other eye too." "What's wrong?" "You seem worried." "You know what Nikhil did?" "_ _ _ _n _ _U __ __ g __o ls it so simple to take a decision of getting married.." "How do you know that Nikhil has fallen in love?" "How.. how do I know?" "That's an odd question." "_ _ __ _ ____ _ _ _ g_ _n" "So I presumed that he must have done the same." "I sent him to America so that he.." "I just.." "Purshottam calm down, calm down." "_g_ _ _, __ __ m_ __nn" "..this is good news." "My son has selected a bride for himself, from America." "And I should consider it good news." "Yes." "He could have found himself a groom in America." "Look." "He's a young boy." "What if he leaves home?" "Or marries that foreigner and settles down there?" "What can you or I do then?" "_g_ _ _, gnM _UU _ g__ _oo" "..and get them married." "At least, we will get to be a part of everything." "And think, if you've a foreigner as a daughter-in-law.." "..you will be more respected." "__cr _ _UU __ __ g __ _nmo" "A small developed country. ." ". .amongst the developing countries" "B-1 1 7, Lajpat Nagar." "Opposite Lal Chand Snacks." "Open." "Yes." "Send Nikhil." "What?" "Send Nikhil." "Nikhil." "__ __ _g_ _ _____o" "Then it's your wish." "__ __ _UU _ _ gnM _ __o" "Brother-in-law, what are you saying?" "As soon as she comes here, we will get you two married." "What's the hurry?" "I mean, you can spend some time with her." "After all, you should like the girl as well." "N_o __ __ U__ _ g__ _ _flo" "_ _ _ _ __ __n" "_ _ __ _ g_ _cr __o" "But still I want all of you to spend some time with her.." "..get to know her, then we can get married." "Today we are doing as he wants." "But still he's trying to delay the matter." "What does he want?" "Physician, tell me how should I take the medicines." "Three times a week." "And eat only as much as you can." "Don't try to over do it." "So, Purshottam gave his acceptance." "But still Nikhil asked for a few days." "Purshottam couldn't understand what was going on." "Purshottam didn't know." "It does take time to find a foreigner." "Where have you brought me?" "_ __ _ _nM g __ _n" "At least I didn't take you to Paharganj, like you did." "I have always seen foreigners since childhood in that place." "Uncle, please let it be." "And please don't interfere during the auditions." "Please." "I love, Nikhil." "Uncle, I meant foreigners." "Not Indian." "Have patience. -l love, Nikhil." "I love you, Nikhil." "N__, __ _Ug gcr ___o o_oo" "..I am sorry." "Okay, we will call you." "Okay, bye." "Uncle, she doesn't know English." "I don't either." "Oh God." "Hide." "I love, Nikhil." "Yes." "Okay, I get it." "I love, Nikhil." "What?" "She's good." "Shall we choose her?" "She'll care more for the dog than you." "I love, Nikhil." "And I know a bit of Bharat Natyam." "_g __, _n ofl _, _g_gflo" "One free with another." "No please, uncle." "I. .love" "..Nikhil. I do." "What attitude." "I love, Nikhil." "Doesn't it seem a bit like motherly love?" "It's just like our Hindi movies." "Meet the mother before the actress." "What is he looking for?" "__cr ___o ou __ _ g_ ___o" "_ g_ _ g__o ou _ __ _ g_ _o" "But look at their age." "__ ___ ___ _ cM _ _ gcr __ _o" "__ __ _ _ _ ____o __M _ _ _n" "Uncle, this plan was a flop." "Nikhil." "Start the car." "I won't go to Paharganj." "Fine, let's go." "Raju, reduce the level." "Come, Nikhil." "Come." "Hello, uncle." "Hello." "Manicure." "Metro sexual." "What sexual?" "Take a seat." "Take a seat." "Uncle, would you like to have something?" "No, nothing at all." "Mr. Sukha, he's my nephew Nikhil." "__ __ _ _ __ __ _Mn n _nn M _" "Nikhil, uncle is our family friend." "__ _ _U_ _ ___ _ g___o" "No." "Never at all." "Anyway, this way he got you along. I got to meet you." "Nikhil, where did you learn to dance?" "Dance.." "You haven't learnt." "It's okay." "We'll make him sit on a bike." "Sukha, that's not the matter." "There's something else." "You want to send him to America." "He has just returned from America." "_n o_U_, _ __ g __ _ g _ _o" "Uncle, you always keep the special dose for yourself." "See Nikhil." "He never thinks about us." "Sukha, actually we want a foreigner for acting." "Let me tell you everything." "But a foreigner for acting.." "That's difficult." "Just a minute." "Titu." "Uncle, there's an American." "Who, Titu?" "No, she's a lady." "Her papers are with me." "And I have heard, she can act as well." "There's a small problem, Nikhil." "She's not the type you described to me." "She's very simple." "She's a grown up, but her name is Nicky." "Nikhil, she's staying here for Indian citizenship." "And she'll soon receive her passport as well." "The whole matter is in my hands." "I suggest, go and interview her." "You smoke." "No." "You drink." "No." "She'll have to change her habits." "Parents names." "Mr." "John Abert, Mrs. Andry Abert." "Do you have any siblings?" "I am asking for any brothers or sisters." "Yes, I know." "Only one brother?" "_ _ gcr _ _ o_o" "And where does your father stay?" "I am asking about her father." "What kind of a question is that?" "America, obviously." "Why?" "No divorce." "Divorce." "Why?" "No." "America, marriage." "Soon they get divorced." "Look, I don't know what he's talking about." "I come from a happy family." "She'll have to change her family." "Do you. .always wear these kind of clothes?" "Yes." "She'll need to change her clothes." "_ _ g ____ cM unm_n on _ n_gn" "We'll have to change the girl." "Something like this, you know." "Yes." "I'm trying to explain her." "It's so short." "This is so much." "Do you understand?" "The impression should be of a bad girl. ." "What do you call a wretched girl?" "Why don't you show me?" "Naughty." "Not this." "Hey, I.." "You say." "No, you say it." "It seems a bit cute." "Are you okay?" "So, Nikki had made her arrangements." "It was time now to bring Nikki and Aamna home." "So I, Nikhil and Chadami came to the airport." "__ _ g_, __ ___ __nM _ ___ _cro" "150." "But you said 100." "__ g _ __ _ _ _o" "That I don't know." "Do you want to take the auto to Germany?" "_ __ _ g_n oU _ _fl_ _ g __ _n" "Now you have a foreigner as your daughter-in-law." "You can talk to her everyday." "She will speak in English." "That's right." "There comes your daughter-in-law." "She wears vests." "Father, Uncle." "She's Nikki." "Nikki, he's my father." "And my uncle." "So, shall we go?" "No." "You mentioned your friend." "Friend." "Oh, she's coming." "She's coming." "She's talking about her friend." "She came wearing a vest." "Her friend must be wearing pants. I am sure." "She's here." "My friend, Aamna." "__ _ __, gnM _g _ __o" "Aamna." "She's a Muslim." "And she'll stay at our home." "This boy has ruined everything." "_UU _, U _fl_fl_ _ m__ _ __fl_n" "As soon as we reach home l'll ask him to take her to a hotel." "Yes, of course." "Brother-in-law, the Americans are not good people." "_o _g_ _ _, gnM _ __ _ _" "Take the luggage." "Okay." "Hello." "Have you come from America?" "Yes." "Nikki." "Didn't Nikki come?" "Who's that standing there?" "Who?" "_g_ _ U_o o_ __Ma__[_o_1nn" "She just came from outside." "America is outside the country as well." "No, physician, she came here in a rickshaw." "Cannabis." "If you ever drink cannabis again, then I will.." "Nikhil, ask everyone to sit in the car." "Yes." "There's an extra person." "Who'll take the bus home?" "Situ, doesn't that look like our car?" "Yes." "They have arrived." "Start." "Come." "Mother, which is Rati Ram's house?" "What?" "Rati Ram" "Rati Ram's dead." "Go." "Shall we leave as well?" "__ __ _ g_ ___ _o" "The flight is coming from America and not Karol Baug." "It takes time." "Don't anyone move." "I'll break your legs." "They are here." "Start." "What's wrong?" "Why did you stop?" "We'll play an English tune, sir." "One, two, three tequila." "Play Shakira." "Mother." "I am from Bhatinda." "I am Happy Singh." "I am Tito." "Hi, how are you doing?" "Stop her." "She's going inside the neighbour's house." "Here." "Here." "Nikki, that's my mom and my grandmother." "Mom, grandmother that's Nikki." "Hello." "Greetings, dear." "Excuse me." "She has welcomed you as well." "Please everyone, meet my friend Aamna." "Greetings." "Greetings, dear." "Congratulations Aunt." "Now you have a foreigner as your daughter-in-law." "Let's have some celebrations." "N_o _ _, __ fl__n" "Missed you." "Missed you too." "Nikhil, all this.." "Brother-in-law!" "You have come." "Nikhil, will everything be alright?" "I'm scared." "You know why we are doing all this, right?" "You love me, right?" "_____U__ g __ _o" "But Nikhil, your family is so nice." "Everyone's so sweet." "Should we be doing this.." "Just relax." "We aren't doing anything wrong." "__ g_ __ ____ _cr __ cM_o" "__ g_ __ ____ _cr ___o" "Anyway, do you want. ." "..to join this sweet, happy, nice family or not?" "Of course." "Then trust me. -l do." "I have to change." "Really?" "Someone might come." "Go." "Go." "The girl is sweet." "But think over it." "She's a Muslim." "She'll stay in our house." "Okay?" "She looks innocent." "When you have brought an American then why fear a Muslim?" "Shut up. I know what I have to do." "Purshottam. I will go right away and tell the girl.." "..okay, you have come for your friend's happiness sake." "So what?" "We can't tolerate you at all." "Get out of our house right away." "Should I go?" "We will face this day too." "She will stay here." "Look, give them Chadami's room downstairs." "Then where will I go?" "It's cool in the veranda these days." "Son, what are her parents' names?" "My mom is asking your parents' names." "Oh." "Rita and Albert Neddy." "Both will be attending the wedding, right?" "Here, have piping hot fritters." "N_, UUUU _UU g _ firm g _" "Let me hear what you are all talking about." "___go o_ g_ _ __O __n" "Now tell her that too." "Now my granny wants to know your parents' names." "Parents' names." "Mom-dad's names." "Rita and Robert Neddy." "Just a minute." "Just a minute." "Hadn't you said your father's name was Albert?" "Am I right, Brother-in-law?" "Yes." "So Physician, father's name changes in a minute?" "How can father's name change in a minute?" "How can it change, Nikhil?" "N_o _ _ _UU _ _ _fl_Og __n" "She just remarried." "__cr _ __ _U_ __ _ __ __Mn" "And your father's name changed." "That's why, right?" "Isn't it?" "Yes." "Yes." "This is the difference between the cultures." "Their fathers change in no time." "May they be doomed." "Nikki, why don't we show them your childhood album?" "Okay. -l'll just go get it." "I'll go and get the album." "By God. -l'll be right back." "Brother-in-law, saw how her mother. ." "..changed her husband in a minute?" "Have it in writing, she'll change too." "Didn't I always say that these Americans are cheats?" "Where is it?" "Album." "Album." "Come on." "Brother-in-law is calling you." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Come on." "So.. this is me." "And.. this is my mother." "My father." "First father." "_ _ g __n o__cr _ __, __" "Yes." "And he is.." "Who is he?" "Look at that, she doesn't know who's in her childhood snaps." "Shut up, Chadami." "Let me see." "Hey." "How many brothers does she have?" "___ _ _o_ _ g _ __ _o" "But she doesn't know they are your boyfriends." "Oh." "What did she say?" "She says they are her boyfriends, not brothers." "How many boyfriends do you have?" "What?" "I have.. -l don't like Indian culture." "_ ____ _ _ _ _o" "_ _ g_ __ _ _ _ _mmm_ _nn" "..then why is she talking about Ganga Das?" "Nikki, explain." "Please." "I mean, I don't like Indian culture.." "..of not having many boyfriends." "Aamna never had any boyfriends." "She was only friendly with one guy." "She is saying Aamna doesn't have any boyfriends." "She's a very nice and simple girl." "_ ___ ___ _ __ ___ gnM __o" "Uncle, it means the same." "No boyfriends, means she is simple and nice." "_ __n oU __ _ _o" "Stop thinking too much about girls and you'll get sleep." "I can see devilishness in your eyes." "N_, ___g _ _____o" "_ __ _ __ gnM __ _o" "As they say, how is it possible to.." ". .keep two lovers together yet separate." "Situ." "Hurry up, it's going to rain." "Hurry up." "Nikhil." "Son, give me the clothes." "It's out of the question." "This is not possible." "It's impossible." "You just said it will be done." "I am not talking to you. I am talking on the phone." "It's very risky." "You both can't go out together." "__ __ _o N_ __o" "Okay go." "But take Nikki along." "It shouldn't be that we end up in trouble.." "..on the second day of the plan." "Okay." "Thanks." "Mr. Sukha, I am talking to you." "I have brought the original herb for you." "But.." "Again but." "Trust me." "It's only you I trust, Uncle." "I will distribute the wedding invites." "The tea.. is so bitter." "Father." "There is something." "I needed your permission." "No, no." "Don't embarrass me by asking my permission." "Order me." "At least listen to what he is saying." "__ _oo __ _ g__ __ __ _nn" "..and you get angry also when he doesn't." "I am his enemy." "Ask." "What do you want to ask?" "__Uoo _flLMM __ _ M g_mM __fin" "She has to stay here all her life once she gets married." "She can look around then." "Son, these things are not right before the wedding." "Mother, this is how it is in America." "Ask her to tour America." "Here, she'll have to stay as we say." "Please, Papa." "Please." "Let them go." "Fine." "Come back soon." "Thank you." "Brother-in-law, whether you believe it or not. ." ". .but there's something fishy with this girl." "Oh, God." "Why should I bother?" "Almighty." "Ask your mother what she had before giving birth to him." "Papa." "Action." "Keys." "Here's your handkerchief." "Thank you." "And here's your locket." "Aunt has told you not to go anywhere without it." "Oh." "Did you take your wallet?" "No." "You forgot, didn't you?" "Yes." "Here it is." "Thank you." "Okay, bye." "__ _UU _ _ _ _ ___o _ _ __o _ _ _o" "Position." "Position." "Come on." "Papa." "Action." "Nikhil, keys." "Oh." "Here's your handkerchief." "And here's your locket." "Aunt has told you not to go anywhere without it." "Did you take your wallet?" "No." "You forgot, didn't you?" "Yes." "Here it is." "Thank you." "Okay, bye." "Bye." "Come." "Papa, that. ." "Can I call you Papa?" "Yes. ." "Papa, I have to go to meet my friend." "Can I go?" "Yes, but.. come soon." "Okay, Papa." "Oh boy." "Saw?" "Saw that Situ?" "Our daughter-in-law left without permission. ." ". .without covering her head and look at her." "She's a well cultured girl." "Uncle." "Uncle." "Uncle." "Sick are treated here, dead are not brought to life." "You. ." "Give him something." "Hello." "Okay." "Hurry." "Hurry." "Hurry." "Get in here." "__ g_ _ __o o_, ____Uo _ g _o o___o" "Hi." "Hey." "Let's go." "Look around. ." "..how beautiful is the ambience once again." "Isn't it?" "Let's live. ." ". .the moment we've got.. of solitude." "Isn't it?" "_ __ _ _____ gnM ___ _ _ ___o" "Saying something then feeling shy." "Saying a few things with your eyes." "I like.. to keep looking at your face." "Now that you have come, don't go back." "This is what I pray for." "My heart.. should always beat.. just for you." "My heart beats." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop." "Here." "Thank you." "Nikki's here so.." "Oh boy." "Hold this." "This way will get lost." "This is what you fear, right?" "I am close by." "I hope you trust me that much." "__cr _ ___ _ m__o" "__ g_ _ g _ __ ___o" "Perhaps, this moment is an excuse. ." "..made up by God for us to meet." "This is what I pray for." "My heart.. should always beat.. just for you." "My heart beats." "Stop." "Stop." "There." "Yes?" "Do you have a license?" "Nikhil went there." "Keep the moped here." "What?" "Keep the moped here." "I am telling the truth, Brother-in-law." "I can take anyone's oath." "I am not lying." "__ g__ __ _o _ _ _o" "American hands are behind all this." "Otherwise, our Nikhil.. never." "He's not such kind of a boy." "He's going around with the other girl." "Sister, don't mind it, but this is not good." "That's it." "And it is good for you to have cannabis all day and lie?" "Who me?" "At this hour?" "No." "Come on." "Take your brother-in-law's oath." "Why do you want me dead?" "__cr _ _ g_ __ gmM _nn _firm _n" "Nikhil has gone out with some girl." "Nikki is at Tara's place, then what are they both doing inside?" "Are their ghosts there inside?" "I wish my father had refused for dowry during my wedding." "At least I wouldn't have got him." "It's hot." "It's getting very hot." "Take this." "Take two pills." "__ _UU _ _ gnM _ _flmo" "Yes, so now the question was.." "..how many days did we need for our plan." "__ _ _ __ ___ _ ___mo" "__ _ __ mm_ _nn" "..about getting an auspicious date.." "..because the priest who was going to do that was my patient." "Yes." "The priest too." "Now what should I tell you what kind of people come to me." "Are you sure the priest will set your said date?" "He's my patient." "The priest?" "Yes." "The priest." "__ gUU ___U _ _ __ _ g _ __ __o l think it will take us 15 days." "__n o__, __UU _ _ __ [_ _o" "You?" "Okay." "Good." "Physician Tarachand is as it is famous for the 15 days course." "It's done." "32 kilograms of marigold." "Careful." "N_o _ _ ____ _ mm_ ___n" "Put the red one behind." "Are all the arrangements done?" "N_, _ g_ _o o__o o____n l have bought a new shirt from the flee market." "Chadami." "It's new for me." "Everything you do is new, Mr. Chadami." "Why are you smiling?" "Chadami." "Go and help mother." "No one respects the new shirt." "Hey." "Hey." "Hey." "What is it?" "What about the drum?" "What drum now?" "I had asked you to get a drum from Shoki." "Idiot." "Mother, I'll get the drum but who will play it?" "You are too much." "'Shava'." "At night. 'Shava'." "Didn't come at night." "Nikhil." "Can I keep this paper with me?" "No." "We'll get into trouble." "I have just remembered one song with great difficulty." "What if I forget in the middle?" "_ _UUU __ _ g_ __o" "Keep it, dear." "Keep it." "Just be the soul of this function tonight, dear." "Win everyone's heart." "Okay." "Look, now it was time to do something." "Aamna couldn't get a better opportunity.." "..to win the family members' hearts." "Now let's see if our vehicle comes back on track or not." "But after the interval." "_ ___ _ ____ _n" "Brother-in-law fought with his sister-in-law." "No, no. I can't sing." "Sing it on your own." "We get immense happiness." "When God is generous." "Everyone gets together and prays." "May one heart never separate from the other." "_ ___ _ ____ _n" "Brother-in-law fought with his sister-in-law." "Don't fight handsome, she's your only sister-in-law." "My sweetheart didn't come at night." "Shava." "He didn't come at night." "He forgot." "He didn't come at night." "Shava." "He didn't come at night." "I look left. I look right." "I look centre." "If I don't find my darling, I Iook for him in all the lanes." "My sweetheart is here." "Shava." "My darling is here." "My sweetheart didn't come at night." "Shava." "He didn't come at night." "He forgot." "He didn't come at night." "Shava." "He didn't come at night." "Bari Barsi had gone out and he brought fairies." "Girls of Punjab have been brought up on milk and butter." "Girls of Punjab.." "Bari Barsi had gone out and he brought a mattress." "Boys of Punjab marry angels." "Priest." "Select the best day." "Even if it's after 15 days." "N_, _o _o o__, g _ [_ _ __flfl g_ _o" "Brother-in-law, why are they stressing on 15 days?" "The planet position is not right." "l think this priest is useless too." "_ ___ __ _ _ _cr_, ____" "Shut up, Chadami." "What?" "For the wedding.." "What the priest says will be final." "Son, date has been fixed for four days from now." "Four days?" "But." ".Priest.." "Congratulations." "But Priest.." "That's it." "There is no auspicious date.." "..available for many months after this." "I think Chadami was right." "__ _UU __ _ _ _cr _o o__, _o" "_g _ _ cM__ ___n oN_, ____o N_o" "Shut up." "It's not a joke, Tara." "What priest said is final." "Come on, get up, Situ." "Brother-in-law.." "We've to make the arrangements." "__UU _ _ _ U _UU _ _ __ __M9o" "__ _ __ __ _ __ _go" "Priest. I have served you so well.." "..and this is how you pay me back?" "I gave you such medicines and.." "_ __ _U_, __ fl _ _flo I slept well." "What are you saying, priest." "It's possible that co-incidentally you got the sleeping pills." "And similarly, co-incidentally. ." "..a date four day later also got fixed." "Now what should I tell you?" "My sleeping pills and my miracle in five.." "..inutes pill in the same." "There was confusion." "No, not Sitander." "I want photographer Pappu." "The one who made Jeet's album." "N_, ___o o_, _g __ _ __n" "Stop your sales pitch." "I won't even use it to mop floors." "..it will cost me. -l think we will have to go to Gulati Stores." "5000?" "We will have to pose unclothed in 5000." "__ _UU _ _ _U _ mu,[_r _æ_n" "Look, fix it on three and a half." "Okay?" "Hang up now." "You have brought very cheap things today." "Chadami." "Yes." "When will you switch on all the lights of the house and show us?" "I am doing it." "Now do you want me hanging on an electricity wire?" "Oh hell." "Hurry up." "Don't waste time." "__ _ ___ _ _ _ _o" "_g_o _g _ __ _g_o__, fl _o" "Shoki!" "Why this long face?" "Nothing." "Where's Nikhil?" "__ gnM gcr _ gmm __ ___n" "He cried on hearing that he's getting married after four days." "Must be tears of joy." "Really?" "__ _ _ _ _____ ___ _ [_ _o" "The misunderstanding happened." "What can we do?" "But what now?" "What now?" "Chanchal." "Is singer Chanchal there?" "Let me talk to him, please." "_ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ _n" "Brother-in-law, switch on the lights." "Look before you speak." "No." "Forgive me." "_ g _o U g_ __ M 0nn __nnn and he's worried about the bulb." "Nobel guys, if you are done with your meeting.." "..then go and help that useless Chadami." "Go and switch on the lights." "Yes, Papa." "Here." "Connect it there." "_g __fl_ _n o__n _mmflnn" "..we've heard that your daughter-in-law's.." "..friends will come from America." "__UU _, ___ o__, _ _flfl _o l have just one desire." "The strings.." "Just let me shake hands with them." "The terrace.. -l've never shook hands with a girl from America." "36.." "Just a hand shake?" "That will be enough for me." "Two on the gate." "Listen.." "_ _UU gUU _ __ g ____, __" "Why will they come in a bikini?" "I have heard it's a tradition there." "Hey bikini guys!" "I will give you all a tight slap." "Come on, fix the bulbs." "He's talking about tradition." "It's working." "It's working." "Its light everywhere." "Look, it's shining." "I can't wear these." "Please, Nikki." "You have to wear this." "I can't." "Nikki, please tell her not to do drama now." "Nikki, please, you have to wear this." "How does one wear these?" "Should I wear them and show you?" "No, no, no." "Nikki, this is the question of us getting together." "This is the question of our togetherness." "It's a question of our love." "Love." "Love is the most important emotion.." ". .that actually binds the universe." "It's the emotion that gets two people together." "It's the element that.. that leads us to liberation." "To salvage." "To freedom." "It is the most important thing for both of us, to get together." "r Please." "Please." "Nikki you have to do this." "For once, for us, for.. for me and Aamna to get together." "__ __ ___o _ __o o_Og _o" "Well." "Okay." "Okay." "Stop laughing and do the lines." "The scene is lengthy today." "Come on." "So much.." "Love." "There's so much love here that rivers are also called mothers here." "In our country, love is.." "Listen, we really have to.." "Mother, the pickle is old." "Should I throw it away?" "It's old?" "Even I am old." "Throw me away as well." "___UU _ __ __ __ _ _go _o" "No, dear." "Carefully." "It's my most expensive set." "Okay." "Chadami." "What should I do?" "What is it?" "There are a.." "..lot of things to be taken to the terrace." "_ _, _ _o om M M n Mn" "__g __, __ fl _n __ ___go" "No, I don't want to do such cheap things." "I'm going to get shampooed." "Where are you going?" "Quietly take each of the things to the terrace." "I'm going to get shampooed." "Tell me something.." "..am I a servant of this house?" "Why are you getting angry?" "Okay, keep the pickle." "We will get the other things kept later." "I don't want to keep these things." "Please keep them." "Please." "Listen, I am just going to keep the pickle." "That's it." "I won't do any other thing after this. I am telling you." "Yes." "Okay." "Stop barking and keep these upstairs." "Go." "Go, get lost." "Keep the pickle." "Keep the pickle." "_ _ _ _ g __ firm __ _n l was going to get my hair shampooed.." "..and they are asking me to keep the pickle." "__ _ _M____ gmM _ M __ _n" "No, ask him sweetly once." "Mother, no matter how Chadami is. ." "..but he never backs out from what he says." "He won't touch the wheat as long as he is alive." "They sent me to the terrace." "Keep the pickle." "Keep the pickle." "Here. ." "Come." "Come." "Come." "Come." "Tara, you are so strange." "__ _U_ _ _ __ firm __ _nn" "..saying you have to say something important." "I am sure it must be a cricket match." "No, the match is day after tomorrow." "Actually I wanted to tell you something very important." "Tell me, what is it?" "Not here, let's go to the terrace." "__n o___, g __ __nmo" "_ g_ _ ___ __ __ _ __ _m _ _ _o" "You are so weird." "Come with me." "Do you remember everything?" "Don't worry, we will prompt you." "__cr _ _ unm_o __ g_ _ _ _ _ g _cr flnM_o" "Come." "We are here." "Now tell me." "_ __ ____ _ _____o o__o" "Nikhil!" "N_, __n o_ gcr __, _ _ _o" "_ __ ____ _ __ _ _o" "Nikki." "What happened?" "What's up?" "What happened?" "Look at what you have done." "What.. what have I done?" "Oh." "Now I understand why you are angry." "I got tanned a bit too much." "What?" "Chadami, leave." "I am talking to you." "_ g_ g _r1_ _ fl ___ _ _ g_o" "Family reputation has been ruined." "Let's go, Purshottam." "But everyone's watching." "__U_ ___ _ _o o_g _n" "_UU _cr ______g ___ __ _ _ __ __ _n l don't know, Mother." "You returned the readymade one." "It had a backless top." "Now our daughter-in-law will wear. ." "..a backless top in front of others?" "Give it to me, you will break all the glasses." "What a joke!" "___n_ __ g ___ _ _____n" "How dare you!" "You are asking me, why did I bring you down?" "Oh, that." "You should be proud." "__cr _ __ _ _ _ g __fl _o" "__ g__ __o __ g_ ___ _ cM _ __n" "N_o __ _ _ U_o o_o _ __ _ U_gn India." "India." "India!" "Yes, enough of India." "Go on now." "___ __ _ gmM __n" "This is India." "Again India?" "You know what is India?" "India isn't just.." "The name of a piece of land." "N_o unm_ _ g_ _ _ __ firm 6m_ ___n" ". .where there is respect for elders and love for the young ones." "We've no enmity with America." "Nor with your individualism." "But we always respect the culture of the place we go to." "And we hope that when foreigners come here.." ". .they should respect our culture." "__ __ gmm gcr flmM__n_n" "__ _ gmm __ __ m_mmnn" "..of the country you are staying in." "_ _ _ __ _ __ _cr __oo" "..that not just humans even stones are worshipped." "_ __ cM_cr __ _ fl _ _ go" "__ _ _ gnM _ _ __nn o_mm_Q I.." "I think the job has been done." "Please.." "..take Nikki inside and get her dressed, please." "Nikki, please go with Aamna." "Yes." "Come." "Thank you." "Let's go." "__ g__ _ _ _ _ ___, _ _ g_ lsn't she?" "Just a minute." "__ gfl_ __ _fl_ firm _flmMfln" "_ _ __ __ __ m__mM _" "___ g _ __ __ __ _ __ _ __ _fl_n" "No." "Then." "_ _ cM__ g_ __ ___, __o" "Brother, drive a little faster." "Yes, sure." "It's a bus not a Boeing." "That's true." "N_, _, ___ gnM __ ___moo" "..had made a place for Aamna in their hearts." "But how much?" "It was necessary to find that out." "And to find that out we needed to send Aamna to the place.." ". .from where every Indian's religion begins and ends." "That's the kitchen." "Chadami." "Yes?" "__ g_ __ _ _o o_o" "What if the confectioner comes home?" "No confectioner will come." "He called in the morning." "Give me one." "Yes." "Why?" "He had gone to meet the physician." "I don't know what he told him, he says he will come tomorrow." "He must be busy with some work." "Papa, we are getting married in the court." "Then the confectioner?" "_ __UU U _U __, _ gnM _____n" "That my son is being stubborn.." "..the girl and the boy will continue to follow their religion.." "..post wedding hence the wedding is taking place in the court." "Come there for the wedding party." "The reception will take place in the park near the house, right?" "Don't you sit opposite Tara's clinic?" "N_, _cro U _nM _ firm __ _n l come here on Sundays." "And near the court on Tuesdays, right?" "Yes, he is right. -l know." "Why?" "The clinic is closed." "Nobody comes to eat." "Potato snacks." "Delhi special." "Yes." "She has eaten it." "Eaten it?" "When?" "Yes, she has come." "Come, sir." "What are you doing here, Tara?" "I saw you and came." "You were looking very nice having the snack from a distance." "Physician, I was telling them.." "..that this madam has come.." "..and eaten the snack from my place." "She had come to your place." "Opium is a bad thing." "It's a very bad thing." "It makes anyone make up stories." "I am not making up stories." "I am telling the truth." "She had come." "She had eaten the snack." "Right?" "Buddhva's mother ran away?" "Saw?" "Both of them are addicts." "Brother-in-law, did you hear him?" "__ _ g_ __ __o o__ _go" "What?" "Shut up." "You all should eat this." "I am not going home and cooking." "Don't worry, Mom." "Nikki cooked for everybody before coming here." "Right, Nikki?" "Yes." "Wow!" "That's great." "Oh boy, this means she knew that the confectioner.." "..isn't going to come today." "Did you get that, Brother-in-law?" "_g _ gcr _ _ __o" "..you say the wrong thing." "Who me?" "N_, go _o _ __ g_ g g _ _oo" "..you should at least say good things." "It's possible she felt like cooking for the family." "Right?" "lt's possible." "How much?" "Just give me Rs. 100 only." "It's a family matter." "Yes." "The rest, later." "_ _ __ _ __ _ ___o" "Okay, I am leaving too." "Hadn't she come to have the snack?" "Where?" "__UUU _ _ _ _U_o __UUU _ _ _ _ ___o" "You leave right now." "Aamna, dear." "Yes?" "_ ____o fl g_ __ _nM_o" "_g_o o__n _o _o ou _UU _ _g gnM _o __ _" "Okay. -l am very tired, dear." "Come." "Come." "Oh God." "Sit down." "__ __ _ __ _ ___ _o" "Snacks and all." "You were having one plate after the other." "Oh God." "Look at yourself." "__g __o U __ _ ___ _o l am not hungry." "Dear, I won't be able to eat this foreigner's food." "I get indigestion." "She should have at Ieast cooked it." "This is how American food is." "But there should be some choice at least." "There is a choice." "What?" "Eat it or leave it." "I will cook today." "Woman is food." "__g g_ __ __M3__Da_n" "What did you say?" "She means a woman is a Goddess of plenty." "And she will cook today." "Yes." "How can anyone sleep on an empty stomach when she is at home?" "Aamna, dear." "Yes?" "Dear, let it be." "Don't go inside the kitchen." "But why?" "Just like that." "Right, Purshottam?" "No, dear." "Go." "Go." "Okay, Papa." "Mother." "Sister-in-law." "You saw. ." "..he let a Muslim girl enter the kitchen." "So what, Tarachand?" "She's a nice girl." "Right." "She's a sweet girl." "N_, _o o_ _g ___ _cr ___o lt's also against the religion to insult the guest." "As if we are going to eat food cooked by her." "Here." "Let me take it." "Thanks." "I am not so hungry." "I don't feel well myself." "Let's go." "Forget it. I'll sleep on an empty stomach today." "Aunt." "You should have eaten dinner." "It was very tasty, really." "You must be feeling hungry." "q___m,_n" "Curse you, I am not feeling hungry." "Get lost." "Go." "Situ, you. -l was feeling hungry." "__ _UU __ g__Og __o" "_ g_ g __ __ ___ __ I am feeling hungry." "_U_ ___o _ ___ __ _ _ _nn" "Chadami, has the confectioner arrived." "He's making all the arrangements." "So, what will we have for breakfast?" "Let's order for fried fritters." "Shall I place an order?" "Not for me. I will have last night's leftovers." "Last night's Why will you have leftovers?" "Its okay, Father. I'll have something from the fridge." "Situ, make breakfast for him. -l have a headache." "_UU _ __ __ _ _ ___g _n" "_g g _ ___ _ _ ___ cM _ ___oo" "ASo, it was certain that all doubts were cleared.." "..and Aamna had won the entire family's heart." "In the remaining two days, there were only two things left to do." "__ __ _oo o__ _ __ _n" "is it sunny upstairs?" "Yes it is." "Come on, start." "Okay." "Nikki, can I ask you something?" "Yes, Uncle." "Are you never worried about Aamna and Nikhil together?" "_ _ _ __ _mm fl_ _n" "Look Uncle, no way." "Aamna is perfect for him in every way." "She liked him." "Then?" "Nikhil knows that his family will never tolerate.." "..a Muslim daughter-in-law." "Oh." "Nikhil and Aamna are perfect for each other." "But no love between them, because he's a Hindu.." "..and she's a Moslem." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "We are talking in English." "Brother-in-law." "What's that?" "A brother-in-law." "He's my relative." "Uncle, we have only three days left and you are leaving." "I'll be back by tomorrow evening." "And anyway, we have completed most of the plan." "Listen, sit at home and watch the match." "And, ask Purshottam to join you." "I'll be back by day after tomorrow and take care of the rest." "It's an auspicious day today, nothing will go wrong." "But your brother-in-law passed away today." "Yes, that's right. I mean, nothing else will go wrong." "Who's he, Nikhil?" "Mathew Hayden, opening batsman." "Switch to the news for sometime." "They are showing the same thing." "Let us watch, Brother-in-law." "Look, here comes Murli." "What do you want me to do?" "Brother-in-law, he's an expert in bowling the 'Doosra'." "__ __nM, U_Uo __ _ __ M_ __n" "__ g_ _ _ ___ cMgcr __ _ _flo lf l throw you, I'll be an expert in 'Doosra' as well." "_g U_Un o_g _ _flflo" "Mystery Ball is the 'Teesra'?" "_gg__ _ o_g_ _o" "Have they returned, or are they still there?" "I did see Dhoni on television yesterday." "Hockey is much better." "It gets over in 1 lf it's India playing, this will get over in 1" "Hi, I am Michael Clarke." "Brother-in-law, Gilchrest is out." "Now Michael Clarke is coming to bat." "My favourite shot's cover drive." "He seems familiar." "He must be eating potato snacks.." ". .near physician Tarachand's clinic." "He must have asked you the time." "Stupid." "You must have seen his photo." "You saw Clarke, and I am getting beaten up." "I remember. I remember." "Now I remember." "_ __ cM _ __o" "Yes, they win." "They always win." "I am not talking about them." "Brother-in-law, try to remember." "The photograph." "What is it?" "He always gets zestful while watching the match." "Sit down, or else you will get heartache." "Brother-in-law, believe me." "Keep quiet, please." "Keep quiet, please." "Papa." "Papa." "He's saying, call the doctor." "What's wrong?" "Nikhil." "Nikhil. -l'll be back soon." "Lord." "Please heed my prayers." "Doctor." "There's nothing to worry." "By the way, it was a mild heart attack." "It happens sometimes to heart patients." "He'll be alright in a week's time." "Okay." "By the way, he shouldn't receive a shock." "And don't do anything against his will." "Otherwise, he'll be alright." "Situ." "You go, Sister. I'll see the doctor out." "Come on." "Son, everything is fine." "_ _ _ __ _Ug ___ _ _ g_" "Nikhil." "Yes Papa." "Nikki." "Come here." "Situ." "Yes." "I have realised.." ". .that" "life's uncertain." "Papa, please." "_ _ _ __ gUUU _ g____o" "Nikhil." "Yes." "I always misunderstood you." "But I won't anymore." "Now I will do as you want." "Tell me, what do you want?" "I.. -l know what you want?" "Nikki, give me your hand." "__ _ _UU _ __o _ _flfl _ _ ___o l cannot wait for two more days." "Life is not trustworthy, Son." "Please rest for now." "Nikhil, go and get the medicines." "And Chadami, make all the arrangements.." "..for going to the court tomorrow." "What are you looking at, Uncle?" "I will tell brother-in-law everything." "_ _UU g _U _fl_n o_ _nn n Mn _flmmn" "Nikki's boyfriend and Michael Clarke's photo." "Trying to dupe me." "I saw this girl get down from the rickshaw at the airport." "I saw her visiting the physician." "_Ug _fl_ _ firm __ _n" "Why are you looking at the floor?" "Talk to me." "Talk to me." "Uncle, lets talk about this tomorrow morning." "__ ___Q UUUU _ _fl ___ __ _o" "You should be ashamed." "Why?" "Didn't you hear what the doctor said?" "He shouldn't receive a shock." "But you just want to prove what a great detective you are." "Go, tell him." "Fine, I will tell sister and aunt." "She will be shocked as well." "Are you her brother or her enemy?" "I will tell Aamna." "Go ahead." "I know everything." "So what if she knows." "I have to say it. I will tell someone." "Nikki." "Come on." "Relax." "Relax!" "Nikhil, you are getting married tomorrow." "With someone else, and not me." "I won't." "It's not going to happen." "When is the marriage?" "Tomorrow." "And who has to make all the arrangements in the court?" "Uncle." "And uncle.." "And if tomorrow, the date of marriage is not fixed.." "..then, how can I get married?" "And uncle is returning as well." "I think we will get some time to think of a solution." "What say?" "So, just relax." "Mom, there's a small problem." "_ _ cM_ __ _ g ____ o_ I have been trying uncle's mobile." "I can't seem to get through." "And anyway, it's 5 o'clock." "The court must have closed." "Don't worry, son." "__cr __ _ _ gUU _ g__o" "Yes." "Remember, Justice Chabra." "Your father's friend." "Situ." "Chabra uncle, Son." "_ _o o__o _ _ _Og g ___ _R__o" "Judge." "Yes." "__cr __ _ _ gUU _ g__ _ ___o" "Don't worry at all." "N_ _, __ _ __ _ _mmflnn" "..it would have really hampered everything." "Come on, he's waiting." "They are about to leave." "Come on." "Nikhil gets worried needlessly." "There must be some way." "____ _ _ _ _ g __ ___ _ __" "The family members can stop it." "But the family members are ready." "Nikhil, your family members are ready.." "..but Nikki's family can stop this marriage." "But where's her family?" "_ ______ _ _ _g _ _ gfl_ __o" "Yes, get me mom." "Get me a mom." "__ ___nM _ _ _ _ gnM _o" "Get me a mom." "Where can I get a mother from?" "What now, Nikhil?" "I have found two foreigners." "But they are both busy." "I have left a message, but.." "Uncle." "It's good that you knocked Chadami unconscious." "Be careful, he's a rascal." "I won't get a bus or train now." "If I leave in the morning, I'll be there by 10 o'clock." "But what about the foreigner?" "Where can I get one?" "Nikhil, did you get any response?" "Any message, Nikhil." "For Nikki's mom." "Now what, Nikhil?" "Nikki will have to run away." "What?" "Nikki, you'll have to run away." "What do you mean?" "l mean.." "..Nikki and I had a big quarrel and she left home." "And how can I get married without the bride." "_g _ ____ _ __ __ _ _o" "You understood." "Yes." "But Nikhil.." "Aamna, we don't have any other choice." "This is it." "But, papa.." "Aamna, if I tell papa.." ". .that everything you saw until now was a lie." "_ g___Ug __o __ __ I mean, that's possible. I mean, it just happened." "Okay." "Nikki." "Come on, let's go." "But my bags." "You can collect it later." "Come on, hurry up." "Are you going out?" "Let it be." "Nikki congratulations de' ar." "Your passport has arrived." "Passport!" "Nikhil, you didn't tell me she applied for Indian citizenship." "Our country is developing." "___ g __ _ _ _ __g gnM _" "Did you get it done on immediate basis?" "Yes, Grandma," "Grandma, the passport." "You won't get that." "Mauritius." "Mauritius." "We have some duties as well." "Don't you want to go for your honeymoon?" "No." "You will have to go Son." "All the arrangements have been made." "Just pack your bags." "But grandma.." "No ifs and buts, Son." "Give me a chance to make you happy." "It's 8 o'clock, Son." "We have to leave by 9." "And you are still not ready." "Come on, hurry up." "Come on." "Nikki, come with me." "__ __ ____ _o __nM_o" "__ _UU _ ___o _ _ _, _cro _o" "Stop, just a minute." "What is it now?" "You two are still here." "Come on Son, we are getting late." "Aamna, come with us." "He'll come along with Nikki." "Come on." "We'll wait for you." "Come on, Purshottam." "Let's go." "Come on, we are getting late." "Where's Chadami?" "He had to go missing today." "I'll find out." "You go ahead." "Fine." "Bring him along." "Aamna." "All the plans were now being thwarted." "It's getting out of hand." "The only good thing was the children took care of Chadami." "You know what a rascal he is." "He would have ruined everything." "Let's go." "When will we reach?" "Uncle." "Go straight." "__ _o_ _ _ _flnn__n" "Yes." "What are you doing here?" "Nikhil is getting married." "Everyone will be here soon." "I arrived before.." ". .to arrange everything." "With that foreigner?" "With that foreigner?" "Here comes sister-in-law." "Sister-in-law." "That one." "Finish this. -l'll be back." "Don't throw it away." "_ g_ __ __ firm __ __" "Doesn't this foreigner look a little old?" "A monkey bit Ramcharan." "_ _UU _ _ _ _ _ _fl_n" "Yes." "Yes." "Who are you?" "Today my daughter is going to get married. I have to stop her." "Nikki's mom." "Yes." "_g g __nMUg __ 0M_n" "John." "Nikki's on her way." "Nikki's on her way." "Give me your phone." "What are you doing?" "Try to understand, it's an emergency." "What a strange man?" "Who is calling?" "Brother-in-law, don't disconnect." "Useless man, where are you?" "Brother-in-law, what is Nikki's father's name?" "Robert." "Robert." "She's saying its John." "It must be the name of her first husband." "Don't burden your brain." "Brother-in-law, there's something I want to tell you." "Tell me after the marriage." "Dear, were daughter-in-law and Nikhil ready?" "Yes." "Let's go." "So, you are saying you don't agree to this marriage." "Not at all." "Sure." "She seems to be angry." "Yes." "What's going on?" "There was a hailstorm at Haridwar yesterday." "q___m,_" "Brother-in-law." "We've reached." "Brother-in-law." "As such the doctor has forbidden me." "But if you don't mind, I'll have to give you a shock." "_ _Ug _ ____ g_ _ ___ __o" "_ ___ _ _ __ __n" "You know?" "Yes." "How did you find out?" "l met her outside the court." "Greet her." "She is Nikki's mother." "If she is the mother, then who is she?" "_ _ _ __n _ __n" "_ _ __n o__ _o __ _o __ _o" "_ o__ __ _____ _o" "Why?" "Her papa called in the morning." "In a car accident her mother ..died." "No problem." "This is India." "We believe in life after death." "Mother." "Two mothers more." "Both of them." "He is your only son-in-law." "Physician, I tried a lot." "Hang on." "_ __ _ __o _6m __ m__mmn" "__r1o o___ _ ___n _n" "Stop here." "Thank you, driver." "Thank you very much." "Excuse me." "Please sign here." "Mother." "Mother." "Mother." "Come." "Come here." "_ __n o_ g_ _ g__ gnM _ _" "They are getting married inside." "__ __ ___ __ _o o_" "_ ____ ____ g_ _ _ __n __n" "She is the girl's mother." "She is not giving her consent." "Nikki's mother, stand in the queue." "Come on." "Here." "Nikki is so lucky." "She has three mothers." "__ _o ___, _UUU _ _ _ __ __o" "Look, we played a drama." "I'll tell you the truth." "Just stop this marriage." "Uncle." "We Agot married." "Nikhil, you married Aamna." "How is that possible?" "__ ____ __ g __ _ g ___o" "N__ U __g_ firm __ _ _nn" "..then I understood that a drama is being played with me." "So along with the doctor I too played a drama." "Purshottam, I apologise to you on the kids' behalf." "For the first time you've done the right thing." "And you're apologising." "Are you a man or a fool?" "A fool." "___ _ _ _ _ _MJmoo" "..of believing in caste discrimination." "_ ___ _ _ _ g _ __ _ _oo" "..not on the basis of caste but on the basis of humanity." "It is the biggest religion." "__U _ ___o _ _ _ __Da_ cMgcr ___n" "Brother-in-law, she is not from America." "She is from this country." "She hit me on my head." "And that physician too has joined hands with her. -l know." "__ __ ____g _U _n fl _ ___o" "Who is this third lady?" "I too brought a mummy." "Not mummy." "She is Diana." "Chadami." "__ __ __ __ ____, g_" "Uncle." "Aunt." "Uncle." "Uncle." "Uncle." "It's done." "It's done." "It's done?" "Yes." "If the government took my medicine. ." "..then it will remain steady for five years." "Have sweets." "Give." "I think the matter is fixed." "_UU g_ _ cM_ __ __ __ _n" "The snack is ready."