"JUST HUNTED (MARRIED)" "What can I get you?" "Eggs!" "How do you want them?" "The world is filled with beautiful women." "When you least expect it you can run into one of those perfect specimens that are a gift from God." "Next." "Good afternoon." "Will your deposit be in national currency or in dollars?" "Account number?" "Every man dreams about the idea that these beautiful women would fall in their arms, but only a few possess that... who knows what that attracts women so much." "Miss could you give it to me orally?" "Don't be a wuss!" "Of course fame and fortune help a great deal, but that doesn't count in this case, it's something else." "Good morning." "Credit or cash?" "Credit or cash?" "I'm talking about a special attraction that only some have." "For some reason, only a few have this attraction, and it's the winner," "I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of guys that are better looking than my friend Sebastian." "Excuse me, Miss, could you tell me what time it is?" "Yes, it's quarter to nine." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "He is gorgeous." "Thank you, God, for making me this pretty." "Look, catch it." "Hi, honey." "Why didn't you call me?" "Of course I called you, but if you don't answer..." "Hey, why do you have call that woman?" "It's just that we had a pending order and she helped us sort it out." "Ok, just an order." "Then what do you say if we see each other again tonight?" "I can't, I have an engagement." "An engagement?" "At home, with my mom." "What?" "A lot of engagements?" "No, of course not, no." "Good, because Elvira Todos Santos is in my office, and she is a great client, OK?" "Yes, yes." "I don't want you to take her as one of your flings." "No, not at all, of course not." "Good." "I know you appreciate your job." "Let's go then." "Let's go." "Miss Todos Santos, let me introduce Sebastian." "He's our Enologist and I assure you he is very talented." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you, Miss." "She is very interested in our process and she's gonna stay a few days to see if we could have a commercial agreement." "That's right." "Please show her the facilities." "Sure, I'd be happy to." "Right this way, Miss." "Sebastian." "Could you wait a second?" "Remember you and I have a date to discuss a very important issue." "Yes." "Right this way." "Thank you." "Here you'll feel like home." "How are you, pony?" "Fine." "I've been told you're quite a stud." "And who told you such things?" "I have a whip and spurs." "Good, good." "You think you can break me in?" "Wasn't I supposed to show you the facilities?" "What?" "You have another skank waiting for you?" "No, of course not." "No." "Hey, I'm not wearing panties." "And don't' you get cold?" "Not if we go to your office." "Right now?" "Just like that?" "Sebastian, what are we gonna do with you?" "What do you mean, boss?" "What do I mean?" "Well, look." "I mean you are a good Enologist, and you could be great, but you have one flaw." "You're already 27 and you can't keep it in your pants." "Let's not exaggerate." "I don't like being made a fool." "Mention one office, Sebastian, one office in this company you haven't used as a private motel." "This month?" "I don't like that answer." "Sorry." "Well, moving on, there's also good news." "Really?" "I've just been told that your Cabernet is about to be chosen for the international wine tasting in Paris." "What?" "Yes, that's right." "There's only one test left for it to be at the final, they will let us know and you'll go to Paris to represent the company." "Me?" "Yes." "I can't believe it." "That's great, boss." "Believe it, you were responsible and created all of this, so you deserve it, Sebastian." "Well, changing the subject, what happened with Elvira?" "Nothing, nothing whatsoever, boss." "Sebastian, I'm asking if you showed her the facilities." "Oh, of course I showed it to her." "What?" "The company." "Ok, and what did she like the most?" "I would say the horses." "Definitely the horses." "Good, the horses!" "Don't be a wise guy." "Not at all, boss." "We're going to Paris!" "Look at you." "No, no, no." "You're not eating properly, son." "I knew it." "The stars don't lie, Sebastian." "Of course I'm eating properly, mom." "Oh, yeah?" "Of course." "Who are you kidding?" "Me, maybe, but not the Tarot." "Son, this lifestyle of yours can't lead to anything good." "Mom, what life?" "It's all work, work, work and once in a while a little fun, but it's all work, work, work." "Sebastian, you're talking to the woman who gave birth to you." "Besides it's in your star chart." "Son, who are you trying to fool?" "Or do you think I haven't noticed the mess you've become?" "Don't I read the Turkish coffee cup you drink?" "It wasn't that good." "Mom, what mess?" "For God sakes, you're overreacting." "Overreacting?" "Look at you, designer clothes, brand new car." "Son, you are a victim of fashion, of trend," "...and everything that's not important." "Yes." "Because, you won't be able to take anything when you go." "That hasn't been proven scientifically, mom." "I'm talking about when we move on to another dimension." "What the hell?" "Oh, mom, mom." "Sebastian, this isn't a game." "Life is a game, mom." "Besides, the rules are very easy," "look, it's about gaining things, and in the end, whoever has the most, wins." "He doesn't win anything." "Son, I can't believe you're only interested in getting drunk every night and jumping from bed to bed." "That I won't allow, mom." "Because I don't jump from bed to bed." "No?" "Of course not." "In mine, maybe, but from bed to bed?" "Sebastian, for God's sake, this has to stop." "No, you have to stop, mom," "I can't talk to you about my beds, it's really embarrassing." "What does that mean?" "You're not gonna listen to me, are you?" "Of course not." "It means I came here to promise you" "I'm never going partying again, ever." "Ever..." "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "There's some people who have this I don't know what, right?" "What do I know?" "There are some that..." "look." "I'll be right back, I'll be right back." "Daniel!" "Daniel," "Danielito." "What's up?" "You are something else." "You are..." "What did you put in my shirt?" "A bone, idiot?" "My tongue." "Daniel, how can you be so lonely?" "I mean, you have your lemons but, basically alone in a bar full of women." "I admire, I learn from my best friend's magic." "What magic?" "What magic?" "You are something else." "I use you as an excuse." "You don't see yourself." "You're something else." "You know what I tell them?" ""I've heard nice things about you"." "Really?" ""My best friend is your gynecologist."" "You're drunk." "Let's go." "No, Daniel." "Son of a bitch." "Weird, isn't it?" "Yes, very weird, I don't know why it happens." "Listen, man, I'm gonna take you home, you're very drunk." "Daniel, you're gonna give it to me, Daniel." "Someone has to deny it to you, let's go, I'm serious." "In Ensenada it's illegal to go to bed when the party isn't over and it's early, Daniel." "Dude, have you seen yourself?" "You're too drunk, you're not driving like that," "I'm taking you, or you're gonna crash, let's go." "You're worse than my mom, Daniel, what's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with going out and having a few drinks?" "What?" "Nothing." "You drink every day, that won't do, dude." "Yes it will." "It will, Danielito." "Daniel!" "I'm back!" "I'm gonna do some charity work." "I've realized it's not that he's very handsome, there are just too many ugly men." "But that's Sebastian, women are drawn to him like bees to honey." "So many names:" "Lulu, Claudia, Elvia, Blanca, Pachilu," "Bere, the list goes on and on." "Gala, Laura, Barbie, Ale, Natalia, Marissa, Alexa." "And talking about Alexa..." "Cool!" "You're naughty." "Yes." "I really don't remember, but if you say so." "I'm gonna get water." "I'm gonna get some water." "OK." "What happened?" "It's a marriage certificate." "Yes, it's our marriage certificate, what did you expect, honey?" "But why?" "When?" "How?" "What?" "Sebastian, what's the matter with you?" "What's the matter with you?" "Look." "What does this mean?" "What does it mean?" "Baby, what's going on?" "Why are you so upset, honey?" "Honey?" "Honey?" "I don't even know you!" "I'm your wife." "Don't you remember?" "You're kidding, you're kidding." "Of course, you told me you liked jokes and you could mess with me, but enough, we're married, baby, aren't you happy?" "What?" "No, I just remember waking up with someone I don't... know and with a marriage certificate!" "Sebastian, enough." "This is serious, don't joke about this." "No, I'm not joking." "I don't know who you are." "What?" "Look..." "Alexa!" "Alexia." "Alexa!" "Alexa, fine." "I don't know how this happened, but it's a mistake." "A mistake?" "A mistake?" "You begged me for hours to marry you." "You asked me to believe in love at first sight, Sebastian!" "I say that to everyone!" "Bastard!" "Now what do you want me to do?" "Oh, man!" "I'm really sorry, it's a mistake, obviously, but don't worry, we'll just get an annulment." "Sure." "No!" "What do you mean "an annulment", no." "What if I got pregnant?" "You mean you and I yesterday?" "God, I feel so stupid." "Don't be like that." "Don't cry, don't cry!" "I mean, if something did happen, what's the point in being married?" "Nothing!" "Oh no, you're not getting rid of me that easily." "And what do you want?" "You want me to be your hubby overnight?" "Well, no." "But at least wait until I get my period, please." "But what's the point?" "Stop crying!" "And what's your plan?" "To just toss me out the next morning?" "But sure, since it's not you who's gonna be humiliated in front of all the people at the bar." "What peop... what?" "The ones who were at our wedding." "Don't cry." "Look, I told you I was sorry, it was a mistake, but I'm not going through with this." "Son of a..." "What are you doing?" "Looking." "Looking at what?" "Everything." "We have to decide how to divide everything in this house." "What?" "Divide what?" "Can't you read?" "The certificate says we got married under joint property, so as of last night, half of this belongs to me, and by the way, it's a nice car we have, honey." "Look, look." "I'm gonna tell you one little thing, one thing." "Look..." "Alexa!" "Alexa..." "I understand your anger, but don't be like that." "Do you really think it's fair that I lose half my stuff overnight?" "But you think it's fair that I become a laughing stock overnight." "All right then." "What do you want from me?" "I want three weeks." "Just three weeks." "Is that too much to ask?" "Just wait until I get my period and I swear I'll leave and you'll never have to see me again." "But what's the point?" "I don't want to be a fling." "Don't you see how stupid I feel right now?" "Fine, stay." "Let's hope you don't regret it." "I already regret it." "What's up?" "What's up?" "Congratulations!" "How did you sleep?" "How did the dance move go?" "I have some pictures, some pictures, man." "Well, let's remember everything was improvised but the important thing is you made your choice, brother." "I knew when this day came it would be like this." "Damn dance move, man." "Are you out of your mind?" "How are you?" "He doesn't remember anything." "How could you allow this, Daniel?" "Now it's my fault, dude?" "After I told you "don't do it"." "But you were stubborn." ""She's the perfect woman, it's the perfect moment."" "You said the same thing over and over, dude." "I couldn't convince you of anything else." "There are the pictures, man." "What pictures?" "What pictures?" "I can't remember a thing." "That's what I always say, besides, you should know me by now, we've friends for long, don't you think, Daniel?" "Here." "Check the certificate because I'm sure there's gotta be a mistake, it was very late." "Check it." "Check it." "Maybe the grammar because I went to get the judge myself after you asked me to." "And what do I do now?" "Pay me!" "It was $3,500 pesos." "You are so cynical, after you get me in trouble, I have to pay for it." "Wait, wait." "You really don't remember anything?" "I just remember that my head is about to explode." "It's the only thing I remember." "You are such an idiot, man." ""Sebastian is such an idiot." "He is hilarious."" "Do you know she might be pregnant?" "Look, first things first." "It's only gonna be for three weeks." "You know what?" "I'm gonna make sure she hates me." "She's gonna regret it, Daniel." "She's not gonna stand me." "That's gonna be tough." "Besides she's fine, she's good looking, she's good looking." "Who knows?" "I might have a good time a couple of days." "You're crying, right?" "Go, Zapata!" "Woman, I'm home!" "Go, Zapata!" "Go, Zapata!" "Can't you see I'm trying to sleep?" "Go, Zapata." "And I'm gonna do you." "Sebastian, Sebastian." "Are you OK?" "Sebastian?" "I think I had a fight last night, because I have a bruise that really hurts." "It must be that lifestyle you have." "See?" "See what happens to you when you drink?" "Yeah, but..." "I must have a great time because I can't remember a thing." "Do you drink every day, or what?" "Where are you getting at?" "What do you mean?" "Listen, I have everything under control." "Everything." "And not just because I married you" "I'm gonna change my lifestyle." "Yeah, sure." "I'm sorry." "I just thought maybe, since I'm here for a few days, you could take a break." "No!" "That's your problem!" "Yes, that's my problem." "Let's mind our own business." "By the way, what do you do?" "When did they change their name?" "I'm an Oceanographer, stupid." "A researcher." "I work in a program to save the Totoaba from extinction." "Your job is really interesting." "It is interesting." "And we have achieved so much." "We've done a lot of progress." "Bye." "He can even read!" "What are you reading?" "I'm reading "Sor Juana"." "You really need to, specially when it comes to "stubborn men"." "You know what?" "I'm gonna give you a gift." "A wedding gift?" "Well, yes." "You're so splendid, and this is very manly, the ribbon is..." ""Be careful what you wish for, you might get it."" "Is this a subliminal message?" "You wish." "I just saw it one day and I liked it, and now it's yours." "Thank you." "After all, it's all I can do for you." "That's all." "That's all?" "No." "This is a turn off, doesn't help." "This stinks." "Yes?" "What?" "We're gonna sleep together?" "Yes." "I hope you don't mind." "Do you want to?" "All right." "Let me turn off the lights, OK?" "OK." "Good night." "Good night." "Hey, hey." "What are you doing?" "What?" "What?" "What are you doing?" "Weren't we gonna sleep together?" "Together but not on top of each other, honey." "Let me explain." "There's a line here." "You go on that side and I on this one, and don't cross it." "You mean we're gonna sleep together, but not together." "Yes." "I mean we're gonna sleep in the same bed but nothing else." "OK." "Good night." "OK, good night." "You messed up the covers." "I'm sorry." "Good night." "Goddamn it!" "Sor Juana my ass." "Enough." "Enough." "Aren't you gonna turn the lights off?" "I'm gonna read Sor Raymunda, or Sor Juana, I don't know." "Good night." "Good night." "I mean, there's a line here, right?" "We can't cross it." "Animal." "The mix I use for Gabriel is not the same I use for Miguel." "Right." "She and I, nothing." "You and I, great." "How's my little pony?" "Good, good, before the lash." "It's so you obey me." "I'm gonna hit you." "I swear I'm gonna hit you." "Yes, please." "Don't you understand that I can get fired over this, Elvira?" "Better for me." "No, I can't do this with you." "It's that simple." "What's the matter, pony?" "Didn't you like the game?" "I mean, I liked it but..." "Son of a..." "I promise you're gonna find someone very soon, sooner than you think." "Sebastian." "Have you noticed what's happened in the stock market?" "Yes." "Well, the wine stocks are constantly rising." "There are more competitors, right, but there are also more opportunities." "Yes, of course." "Well, let me tell you that your wine passed the last test." "Congratulations, they are asking for more samples and information to..." "Why are you rubbing yourself, Sebas?" "I'm just nervous." "It's excellent news." "Sebastian, I hope you are aware that in this moment, there is nothing more important in your life than this, OK?" "Do you have the slightest idea of what this means professionally to you?" "Do you?" "Yes, yes." "It's the only thing I'm focused on." "Is something going on with Elvira?" "No, she was telling me about horses." "Well, I'm gonna make it easy for you." "Look, if I catch you in a compromising position with her or anyone else in this office, I'll fire you." "ls that clear?" "Yes." "Keep rearranging my desk, Sebastian." "I'm done." "Good." "Hey." "Hello." "What is this?" "This is called Chucho." "Well I don't really know its name." "I found him on the street, poor thing, he was abandoned and he could've been hit by a car so I brought him home." "He pissed." "A little." "He's just not trained." "I'll train him." "No, no." "Don't worry, I'll train him." "Really?" "I've had dogs my whole life." "I'll train him." "Chucho?" "Chucho, good boy." "How much did you eat?" "How much did you eat?" "Everything from your fridge, by the way." "Yes, yes." "You're heavy." "You ate, didn't you." "I'm gonna train you, OK?" "How cute, how cute, Chucho." "pretty Chucho." "You're an animal!" "A beast!" "Is that how you train dogs?" "He's not gonna piss in 15 days." "And I picked him up." "I'm filled with hair." "You hurt him!" "What happened there?" "What happened?" "The living room?" "I rearranged it so it would look better, see?" "Rearranged what?" "And who did you ask?" "Did the Mister come in a bad mood or what?" "No, no." "Don't change the subject." "This is my Zen, my space, my place." "The world is filled with ungrateful men." "And you know what?" "I better get back to work." "And what's with your outfit?" "Well, all my clothes are in the laundry, and since I only brought a few, I borrowed one of your shirts," "I hope you don't mind." "No, I don't mind." "It's just that while I'm living like a monk, this doesn't help." "Enjoy me." "You haven't done it because you don't want to." "Hey, hey." "What are you doing?" "Didn't you just say?" "What did I say?" "To enjoy you!" "In what part of that did I say your hands could be on my butt?" "What?" "Then what?" "Enjoy my company, my conversation, my presence." "Very funny." "Are you serious?" "Of course." "To be with someone there doesn't need to be physical contact," "..." "let alone sexual." "What?" "Sure." "You can talk, get to know her." "You're not gonna sleep with everyone." "No?" "Of course not." "What's the name of that weird planet you come from?" ""Totoaba Planet."" "What are you doing?" "Now you're nosing around in my closet." "What right do you have to?" "When did that happen?" "What happened?" "Can you tell me what this is?" "It's my phonebook." "Wow, that's original." "You can't deny it's easier to relate thongs to faces than names in a little book, don't you think?" "Sure." "Very clever." "That's why you married the guy." "Don't mess them up!" "They're in alphabetical order." "Do you want me to get the door?" "Of course not." "I'm a woman." "Hey, one more tequila shot." "No." "No more." "Well, then..." "What's up?" "Don't you think it's a little late to be getting home?" "And you?" "Aren't you ashamed to go out with married men?" "You're married?" "Of course not." "Obviously not." "You're gonna deny it?" "You're an idiot." "Idiot!" "It's not true." "Don't go, it's not true!" "She's my cousin." "I have to take care of her." "Are you crazy or what?" "What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with you?" "This is my house." "And I bring whoever I want!" "You can wait a few weeks." "You're not an animal." "I can't wait because you know exactly the deal we have." "And what do you want?" "You want me to go sleep on the couch while you mess around in bed with another woman?" "If you don't like it you can leave." "The door is open!" "I'm not leaving." "Fine, you win." "Truce." "For as long as you're here," "I won't do anything like what I did today." "Thank you, that's all I ask for." "Can I come in?" "Sure, it's your house." "I'm gonna get sick." "It's your fault." "You're a woman, aren't you?" "Tell the truth." "You're a woman." "Tell the truth." "You have a fever." "Do you feel bad?" "No, not at all." "I don't feel bad." "Because I could call a doctor, if you wanted to." "It's not necessary, thank you." "You see how it doesn't look good the way you arranged it?" "There's a light and you can't see well the plasma screen." "The house looks much more clean, it looks better." "No!" "Of course." "Besides, if the sun is your problem, just close the curtains." "If the curtain is closed, you can't see the sunset." "Who would ever want to see the sunset from here?" "You have an answer for everything, don't you?" "Are you hungry?" "Yes." "I'm gonna make you something delicious." "No!" "What's wrong?" "No, no, no." "No what?" "Rule number one in this house, and it is not negotiable." "No one ever touches my cooking utensils." "I see it, and I don't believe it." "In case you don't know, the most important people in the world of cooking are men, not women." "Stop talking and do it." "I could use you." "Excuse me?" "You look useful." "What?" "As my assistant." "My kitchen assistant." "Always thinking something else." "OK." "Then yes." "Since when do you cook?" "A long time, really." "I live alone, and I got tired of restaurants," "I took a cooking class and I found out it really relaxes me." "Well, I even feel better when I cook." "Besides there's the food and wine pairing, so I cook for my wines." "Interesting." "I have a lot of talents." "You can't even imagine." "Oh, God." "I'm missing so much." "Hey, didn't I tell you these weren't yours?" "Weird." "I thought abstinence was practiced before getting married." "What?" "You hold it by the stem." "Exactly." "Because it is said that wine has... well, you know, wine is full bodied, the temperature and so on, and you have to be very careful." "I'm gonna pour you just a little," "so you can taste it." "You have to swirl it to release the oxygen that wine has, because it's a living being, exactly." "You can feel the essences of fruit and everything, and you drink it." "Good?" "All of it." "Really?" "Yes." "Dinner will be ready in just a few minutes." "OK." "Cheers." "Just remember to hold it by the... yes." "Cheers." "Good wine." "A nice house, tidy and clean, and he can also cook." "Now you can get married, you'd make any man happy." "What?" "What's that?" "No, of course not, Alexa." "My specialty are women and wine." "I make wine mixing grapes, and women..." "I mix them giving them wine." "Sebastian, why don't we seize this opportunity?" "Meaning...?" "Meaning we can be friends." "At least these days." "OK." "Good idea." "And are you really interested in my friendship?" "Do you want to know the truth?" "Yes." "I'm always interested in friendship." "You will agree that this is a very peculiar situation." "Of course." "We got married first and now we want to be friends." "It's tough." "lt is." "And before this, had you ever thought about getting married?" "Yes." "Yes." "In fact I almost did it once, but I didn't." "Why?" "That's a very good question." "How do you know someone is the right person for you?" "What?" "You find it really easy to act on impulses." "Well, I couldn't say because I don't remember what I did." "But my mom says it's really easy to know." "Your mom?" "Yeah, sure." "But that's what she says, not that it's correct." "It's what she says, who knows." "Interesting, he listens to his mom." "She says..." "My... my mom..." "She says that if you can live without someone, you shouldn't get married, and if you can't live without that person then you must never let them go." "I honestly think that's exaggerating because I don't think there's anyone who can't live without someone else." "I think that's a very good parameter." "No, what parameter?" "It's pure Math, Alexa." "Look, 50 per cent of marriages end in divorce." "Meaning that the possibilities of success are very slim." "Why be aggressive?" "Don't you believe in love between two people?" "Yes, but..." "I don't know it." "Honestly I don't know it." "But I have heard people who say they'll love each other forever," "and then maybe they realize that forever is a long time." "Yes." "Dinner is ready." "A friend told me once that he realized he was in love with his girlfriend because after doing it, he couldn't stop holding her." "You mean you can?" "Me?" "No, my dear Alexa, a smart, thinking man, after the mentioned event, runs away." "Or what did your ex do afterwards?" "After what?" "What?" "Well afterwards, Alexa, afterwards." "None of your business." "Why not?" "Because it's part of my private life." "I don't ask you about your experiences." "My thong-book speaks for itself, don't you think?" "There's not a lot to ask." "Or do you think I bought them to wear them on the beach?" "That could be it." "This can't be true." "I can never win a battle with you." "Well, and what happened with your ex?" "Nothing, he's still there." "And you?" "I'm married at the time, that complicates things." "Oh yeah?" "Why?" "Am I interrupting?" "You, never, dude." "Do you like it?" "Is it good?" "What do you think of your husband and his cooking talent?" "Talent?" "It's horrible!" "I thank God it's just for a few days, or I'll leave shaped as a ball," "I even think he doesn't want me to go." "Yeah, right!" "You'll never hear me say that, never." "Well, since I'm the assistant, here..." "Don't give him any more, look at him, Alexa." "Since I'm the assistant, I will go to the kitchen to clean up and wash the dishes." "No, no." "I'll..." "I'll do it." "Sebastian, don't be a baby." "Really." "I clean my kitchen utensils, because you can drop them and you can bend them and..." "They can get scratches." "Exactly." "What do you say if I only clean up the table?" "ls that OK?" "OK." "We'll leave it at that, Captain." "Very well... assistant." "What?" "No, nothing." "What are you laughing at?" "What?" ""I'm gonna make her regret it."" "What is it, man?" "What is it?" "Listen, dude." "Do you really want her to go?" "It's a matter of time, Daniel." "It's only a few days, and that's it." "Aren't you happy with her here?" "I like her, OK?" "I like her." "I'm just not ready for this." "I can't be in a situation like this." "No?" "Of course not." "Besides it's really tough, brother..." "It's really tough because you saw her, right?" "She's really hot." "And she wears just a few clothes in the house, all the time." "And I can't even touch her." "Are you changing your mind?" "Of course not." "The least time I'm with her, the better." "Sebastian, you can't stay up late." "Remember you asked to come with me to the ponds tomorrow." "Good night, Daniel." "Bye." "I didn't ask anything, idiot." "She's making it up." "I'm going because I'm cool, I have nothing else to do." "What?" "I go." "What?" "Nothing." "What?" "Nothing." "Then what are you looking at?" "Why do you do it?" "Do what?" "That." "That?" "What's that?" "Don't you know they sell pajamas that cover practically the entire body?" "Is that it?" "Is it too much temptation for you to bear?" "Never mind." "No, tell me." "What do you want me to say?" "That you like me." "I've had better, to be honest." "That's not the nicest thing you could've said." "What do you want me to say then?" "Sebastian, you are very unimaginative" "Your outfit is unimaginative." "Again with my clothes." "Clothes?" "Those aren't clothes, that's the excuse of clothes." "It's a piece of fabric that was flying about and stuck to your skin." "Then, you can't resist?" "Maybe you want to ask me to stay." "Of course I can resist." "You're not that seductive and..." "No, I'm not as seductive as you but... maybe" "a little." "Enough for you to ask me to sleep naked." "Do you want to?" "Do you want me to?" "Just ask me." "Ask me." "You are so easy, you are too easy." "You lost." "Now, turn off the lights." "And good night." "Cold water, cold water." "It always helps." "Hi." "Hi." "How are you?" "Did I scare you?" "No, you just surprised me." "Well, as you can see, this is where I work." "Here?" "Among fishes and stuff?" "Among fish, fish." "But very special fish." "For starters they're endangered species." "And what we do here is reproduce them and release them in the Gulf of California." "In the Gulf of California?" "Why there?" "Because they only live there." "Only there?" "Yes." "You can't find them anywhere else in the world." "Would you join me to see the really big ones?" "There are bigger than these?" "A lot more." "And it's safe?" "They don't bite or anything, right?" "No." "They're tied up." "Quite a science woman." "What we do is important." "Don't you think?" "If we knew about everything that surrounds us, there probably wouldn't be people who don't know why the sky is blue." "Yes, of course." "It's obvious." "Well, after this learning visit, I think I'll go to work." "Thank you." "Bring a totoaba back home, to have something for dinner sushi." "It's a joke, I would never hurt them, they are beautiful animals." "Sebastian!" "I'm leaving." "Yes." "Hey, by the way, thank you for coming." "I'm gonna give you a surprise tonight." "OK, sure." "I'm glad you're here." "What is it?" "I prepared everything for a picnic." "No, I didn't use anything from your kitchen, don't worry." "And where are we going?" "To a picnic on the beach." "I think it's incredible that living here, next to the sea, you rather see sunsets through a window." "Have you ever tried to surf?" "Surf?" "No, no." "Because it's the only sport that involves sharks, and I'm not really interested." "I live here because..." "I like the sound of the waves." "They relax me." "They calm me down, they hypnotize me." "Watching how they form and how they break is... very nice." "Here you go." "What is this?" "A ham and cheese sandwich." "Hooray!" "Yeah." "What?" "You only eat gourmet?" "Eat it, it's good." "I put hot peppers in it." "Hot peppers?" "What is it?" "What's with the face?" "It kind of gets stuck in your palate." "But it's good." "Well, now that we're here, and that we trust each other, tell me, have you ever done something you regret?" "One day I pulled a prank, a little over the top, but a very good one." "You know how with some people you don't have chemistry?" "Since they meet you, they hate your fu... they don't like you." "That happened with a friend's girlfriend." "She said i manipulated him, that i introduced him to women..." "Come on!" "And you didn't, right?" "Of course I did, but that's not the point." "He was my friend long before this broad was his girlfriend." "And since we didn't like each other, I wasn't gonna do her any favors." "One day at a Christmas party..." "A very weird party." "Anyway, it was a party and we exchanged gifts." "So, she opens her present and starts yelling hysterically." "Why was she yelling?" "Because it was an engagement ring." "Her only two friends, because she is antisocial..." "She only has two friends, they congratulated her and stuff, then she turns around to look at her boyfriend." "Yes, honey!" "Of course!" "She saw the ring and the guy was like: "Thank you for what?"" "Wait, I missed something." "I didn't understand." "I gave her the ring." "No." "Idiot!" "I hate you, idiot!" "I wouldn't marry her if I were you." "You're a jerk." "Very much." "But the prank was great, you can't deny it." "Besides, revenge is the Gods' pleasure." "What to you mean with revenge?" "You think I'm capable of such a thing for no reason?" "Imagine what she did to me first, it was far worst." "What did she do to you?" "Hi." "What?" "Hey, how are you?" "Nothing." "Absolutely nothing." "What the hell's going on?" "Yes, she started a rumor that I had aids." "Three months, I didn't have action for three months." "That's what you get for not having just one girlfriend." "And you think that's an advantage?" "Of course!" "Knowing you, you could have the best looking girl." "When you have one, why look for more?" "You're really from a different planet, Alexa." "Show me the hottest girl in the world, and I'll show you a guy who's fed up with her." "Your problem is that you are scared of commitment." "Come on!" "Of course." "Of course not." "You know what?" "Enough." "What?" "Where are you going?" "Let's go in the water." "Alexa, the water here is freezing." "City Hall pours ice in it every morning, you can't swim here." "Of course, it's cold, it's nice." "The water is great." "That's what you need." "Damn!" "And to think I can't remember a thing." "How's the love of my life?" "Esteban." "Esteban, how are you?" "Fine, but if the mountain will not come to Mahomet..." "I'm really sorry." "You don't need to apologize, but we need to talk." "Sebastian!" "No, it's perfect, Paty, send the list, OK?" "Thank you." "Everything alright?" "Yes, fine." "I was looking for a missing record." "Hey, have you seen Elvira?" "Elvira was on her way, but maybe she ran into something." "I'm gonna ask you a favor." "If you see her, tell her I'm waiting for her." "It's a dead record." "Elvira, are you OK?" "Elvira, Elvira, are you OK?" "Pony!" "I get really horny when you hit me." "Do it again, OK?" "You were in Spain, right?" "I only know about you from scientific magazines." "You've become quite a celebrity." "No, of course not." "Besides, I don't want to talk about me," "I want to talk about us, OK?" "Look, all this time we've been apart," "I've realized I don't want to live far away from you." "I want you to marry me." "Esteban, that's very flattering." "But I've just been offered a great job in Australia." "Take it!" "I'll go with you wherever you want." "Getting a job is no problem, being a scientific celebrity has it's privileges." "Yes, of course." "It's just that we're accomplishing so much with the repopulation of the totoaba that I simply don't know if I..." "Can you say no to the job and yes to me?" "Esteban, you show up just like that when there's so much going on and I don't know what to do." "Marry me." "I've asked you many times and this seems to be the right moment." "It's clear, Alexa." "It seems you're more excited about your job proposal than my proposal." "Esteban, it's not that." "It's just a big surprise and I want to think about it." "Alexa, what do you have to think about?" "All right, think about it, but not too much." "We don't want to miss our opportunity again." "Around 70 ministerials..." "To gather, to get together..." "Hi." "Hi." "What are you doing?" "I was watching a documentary about the gray whale, very interesting, how they mate, it's an acrobatic dance, and they lift their tale and..." "What's wrong?" "I just received some good news." "And in your planet this is how you react to good news?" "Sebastian, it's complicated." "OK, do you want to talk?" "Would you like to sit down?" "Alexa, I like you." "I might not know you, but I like you." "I like you too, I like you too, Sebastian." "What a shame we messed up by getting married, huh?" "Yeah." "Oh, well..." "I don't know what to do." "I don't know what to do." "What?" "What happened?" "He proposed to me again." "And... what did you say?" "Nothing, I haven't answered yet." "Why?" "Because I don't know." "And that's not it." "I also got a wonderful job offer in Australia and I don't know what to do." "I don't know what to do." "Have you ever met someone and thought you knew them and then found out they're completely different?" "That's a hormonal thing that I don't intend to understand," "I stay away." "OK, OK." "Alexa, how are you gonna marry someone else?" "You're married to me." "I'm all messed up." "What a condition, Sebastian, not everything is..." "I mean, it's good exercise but I need to have an alternative because..." "Sebastian, I'm taking a shower, please." "I know, but I'm next." "Go." "Really!" "I'm naked, please." "You're practically naked around the house, Alexa, please!" "Practically, not naked." "Please." "Besides, I've seen you, right?" "Yes, but you don't remember." "Maybe it'll refresh my memory." "Is there still hot water?" "No." "Sebastian." "What a lack of consideration, Alexa, there's not much hot water here, it's very cold." "Sebastian, please." "I can't believe it." "You know what?" "What?" "Exfoliate." "That too?" "Of course." "That way we'll kill two birds with one stone." "Go, go." "Like this?" "Thank you." "You're welcome" "Did you know that wine is the most ancient beverage created by men?" "But how?" "Didn't the Egyptians make beer?" "Well, yes." "But wine was made before beer." "And when they made wine was it their intention or was it an accident?" "No one really knows what happened, but I think it was a little bit of both." "What exactly is your job?" "I make wine, Alexa." "But how do you know if you're doing a good job?" "Well, usually the sales can tell you that, because if the sales are good, it means people liked it and drink it." "But there are also international competitions where only the best wines in the world participate." "And have you ever been in one?" "No, but I'm about to." "Really?" "Yes, I'm going to Paris in a few days." "And do you think you'll be chosen?" "Do you think they'll call you?" "I would really like that, really, because it's like going to the Olympics and winning a medal, but I don't like getting my hopes up, whatever has to happen, will." "Pony!" "Have the new labels arrived?" "I'll check right now, Sir." "Elvira, how can I make you understand that nothing can happen between us?" "OK, thank you." "Where's Sebastian?" "Like the first time when you did want to?" "Alexa, I'm home!" "I'm a little late, sorry." "Are you ready?" "Yes, I am." "I'm just finishing a phone call and I'll be right out." "Who are you talking to?" "Esteban." "And what is he saying?" "He wants to see me." "Did you tell him that you and I have dinner plans?" "Yes, I did." "I'm ready." "Do you like it?" "Yes, yes." "Really?" "If you don't like it I can go change right now, no problem." "No, no." "You look good." "My mom wanted to meet you." "I explained her the circumstances, but she wanted to meet you anyway." "Pleasure." "Nice to meet you, Alexa." "I told Sebastian that his chart says that he's gonna meet a woman who's gonna change his life." "Oh, really?" "And when?" "Because I don't see anyone, mom." "He refuses to accept me." "Of course he refuses," "Iuckily the chart doesn't lie and here's the proof." "I'm gonna show you his star chart." "No, no, mom, no." "Maybe a little later, at home if you want to." "Right now." "Sure." "No, no." "Well, don't worry, ma'am, we'll have time to see it when there's no one around." "Exactly." "Good evening, may I interest you in some wine?" "Why not one of yours?" "Really?" "Sure." "You too?" "Of course." "OK, then we'll have the 2003 Queruviel, please." "Thank you." "And how's married life treating you?" "Fine." "Badly." "It's a little complicated." "It's very complicated, mom." "Very." "He doesn't wanna know." "He wouldn't wanna know, being the Casanova he is." "I imagine he won't want to be married for long." "See?" "See the name you've built for yourself?" "It's just a name." "Kill one dog and they'll call you dog killer." "Your wine, sir." "Yes, it's mine." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Good." "Thank you." "Cheers." "An exit to the sea over there." "Excuse me, please." "Tell us about the wine." "What do you want to know?" "Well the 2003 harvest was a very good one." "We received many medals around the world." "Excuse me." "Good evening." "Esteban!" "I didn't expect to see you here." "Here I am." "Let me introduce you." "These are some friends." "Nice to meet you." "I'm sorry to intrude but, could I talk to you for a moment?" "Excuse me." "Yes, sure." "Excuse me." "Sure." "Excuse me." "And you Daniel, do you have a girlfriend?" "No, why?" "No, I'm kidding, ma'am." "I have a lot, I have a lot." "You don't say." "Yes, in fact I'm seeing someone." "Someone from here?" "No, I want to serenade her." "How nice!" "But that's not it." "I want to sing myself." "The broad is deaf, right?" "Son!" "I'm sorry, mom." "I'm feeling something weird, like a pressure on my chest," "like an allergy but without the cough." "It's called jealousy, idiot." "You're crazy." "You know how things are like, Daniel." "Please." "Thank you for waiting." "Good night." "Have a good meal." "Alexa." "Goodbye." "Are you jealous?" "No." "Are you sure?" "It's just, they've been jealous about me before and they look exactly like you do right now." "Bon appetite." "You too." "You too." "Do you love me?" "Good morning." "How did you sleep?" "Happy." "Did you hold me all night?" "I think so." "Where are you going?" "To the bathroom, but I'll be right back." "I got my period." "I'll take a shower and I'll leave." "No." "I mean, what's the rush?" "Take your time." "No, no." "I better hurry." "Well, everything always must come to an end, right?" "Yes." "Don't you want to stay for breakfast?" "I made you some coffee." "No, no thanks." "I'll make you whatever you want." "I'm just not hungry." "Be good, and I wish you the best." "It's about time." "What's up, man?" "What's the rush?" "Nothing..." "Alexa got her period." "Congratulations." "That's good, isn't it?" "Well, yeah, it's fine, but she's leaving as if I told her to, and that's not the case." "Well, that's what you've wanted from the start, isn't it?" "That she left your house." "Yeah, but I felt kind of bad." "Because it's not cool, she's married one day and the next she isn't, that's no way to end a marriage, honestly." "Don't worry, it was a joke." "That's what I told her, that it was a joke." "No, no." "You're not listening." "It was a joke." "What?" "What do you mean "what"?" "You are an idiot, man." "Your marriage was a joke." "What did you say?" "A joke?" "What joke?" "Calm down." "What joke?" "Stop it, man." "Don't be like that." "It was a joke, your marriage never happened." "You never got married, it was a joke." "And the certificate?" "And the pictures, Daniel?" "It's fake, and you never saw the pictures, man." "Stop it, don't be like this, man." "You know what?" "You're a son of a bitch!" "You're a son of a bitch!" "It was her idea." "Screw you, Daniel!" "What are you, an ass?" "Are you an idiot?" "You can't get married in one day, come on!" "And the blood tests?" "The aids test?" "You wanted to know if she was pregnant?" "You should've bought her a pregnancy test." "Fine, I'm an idiot!" "An idiot!" "And my mom?" "What did you say about her?" "That's right." "It was her idea." "What's the matter with you?" "Look, mom, I promised myself to never speak to you again, and believe me, that's my final decision, but you know what?" "I'm gonna make an exception because curiosity is killing me." "How could you do such a thing to me?" "I see you already know." "I was just looking for you in the Tarot." "Don't look for me, I'm right here!" "And of course I know, mom." "I was gonna find out sooner or later, don't you think?" "Did you intend to keep up with your twisted game any longer?" "It was necessary, it is written." "Necessary?" "Necessary, mom?" "You know what?" "I'm sure it was a very painful labor to inspire such a revenge." "Well, it was, now that you mention it." "Quite painful." "You wanna know what I was thinking while giving birth?" "I hoped it was worth it." "And it was." "I love you, honey." "If you love me, then why did you do that, mom?" "Why?" "Because it was necessary, I told you!" "Again with the necessary." "What have I ever done to you?" "To me nothing, to you!" "To me?" "Mom, my life was perfect the way it was." "Everything in its place, in order." "My Zen was untouched, but you know what?" "You had to come and mess it all up, didn't you?" "Sebastian, I tried talking to you but you ignored me." "I tried to give you advice, you disregarded it." "Until when are you trying to have this empty lifestyle?" "Getting drunk every night, from woman to woman." "And then?" "When that's not enough?" "What new emotions will you dedicate yourself to?" "Did you ever think of the consequences, mom?" "That I could get hurt?" "That's all I thought about, son." "But did you expect me to do nothing watching your behavior?" "And now what do I do?" "What do your cards tell you I should do?" "Let's ask them." "Come, sit." "No." "Mom, why don't you leave your Tarot aside and tell me, from mother to son, what you think I should do." "Have you told her how you feel?" "What am I gonna tell her, mom." "Good joke?" "That is was a great joke but now we should get serious?" "Let's do it right?" "No, I don't think so." "She must know." "Of course not." "You should not just leave it at that." "Who is it?" "Open up." "It's me." "Go away, I'm not in the mood for company." "Open up." "What is it with you, man?" "Enough, brother." "Don't you think you're just beating yourself up with this drama?" "Is that why you came?" "I never thought you were gonna be like this." "My God, it was a joke!" "A joke!" "And I never suspected it was revenge." "Revenge?" "Now what am I gonna find out?" "Whose revenge?" "Against who?" "What happened?" "Hang on." "That bastard!" "Are you OK?" "Leave me alone." "Who was the funny guy?" "A friend." "Tell your friend he's gonna pay." "What if we don't tell him and teach him a lesson?" "Son of a bitch!" "I'm sorry, ma'am." "Swear to me you didn't know, Daniel." "I swear, please believe me." "I swear I didn't know." "Just like that, no." "Of course, man." "I wouldn't lie to you," "I swear I didn't know." "Swear to me, right here." "But this isn't the Bible, it's the Kamasutra." "I'm not gonna bring the Bible into this." "You'll swear on this, and if you're lying, you're gonna pay in every position, Daniel." "No, no." "I swear I didn't know." "Besides, she's right, isn't she?" "To have done what she did," "I mean, she's her best friend, Alexa is an honorable woman." "It's a matter of opinion, you look screwed up." "Look at this." "And what are you doing here?" "Your mother told me you were depressed." "That's weird, I thought you hadn't spoken since the divorce." "Well, you know how it goes." "What about you?" "You must have women problems, as usual." "Well, I wouldn't call it a women problem." "Well, I'm off, I'll see you later." "I'll take this." "Does it have pictures?" "How are you, sir?" "Fine, and you?" "Fine, thank you." "Alexa." "Alexa." "Sorry, sorry." "I was distracted." "I noticed." "Let's make a toast." "A toast?" "Sure, you're telling me your answer tonight." "Esteban." "Look, Alexa, you have to understand, I've been after you for years and it's also about your future, your career." "You can't say no." "What's your verdict, Your Honor?" "I think I'll go for a while, yes," "I was offered a very interesting job in Paris, and I think I'm gonna take it." "So you plan to run away?" "I'm scared to tell her how I feel." "Scared that she won't feel the same." "I'm scared to go out and see her with some other guy." "Damn, I was doing great before." "Hey, who says she isn't waiting for you?" "Sorry, but you are not the one to talk about happy endings, dad." "True, you're absolutely right, but at least I tried." "One week later" "Sebastian." "Bravo." "How are you?" "You want me to tell you exactly how I am, or do you want an approximate?" "I'm really glad to see you." "And Daniel?" "How is Daniel?" "Daniel is fine." "I introduced him to a fine woman." "That's great." "I'm really glad." "She loves horses." "And the "totoallas"?" "Totoaba." "That's what I said." "It seems they're gonna survive." "And Austria?" "Australia." "That's what I said." "I decided I could do more here, so I stayed." "I'm really glad to see you." "I don't know why I find that hard to believe." "You did deserve a lesson." "I knew you were gonna say that." "I've been looking for excuses not to call you for a long time, to go back to my normal life, my usual life." "Yes, I can imagine." "You can ima...?" "You can imagine?" "What did you want me to do?" "Told you I was sorry to start over again?" "That would've been a good start, yes." "I don't just wanna start, I wanna last, Sebastian." "Alexa, why don't we pretend that certificate is real and we give it a chance?" "I think, Alexa, that us... we could work." "And what makes you think, Sebastian, that this time you are ready to commit?" "Ladies and gentlemen, to continue this nice celebration, we'll begin a singing contest where you can all participate." "Who says I?" "Over there." "Come on over." "We have our first contestant." "Let the music begin!" "Stop the music, stop the music!" "Alexa, Alexa!" "In front of all these people" "I'd like to make a commitment to you, if you decide to stay," "I promise I will never be with another woman." "If you decide to stay." "Hey, but you are singing a song, right?" "Cecilia, it's me, Sebastian, how are you?" "Fine, thank you." "In my desk, I have Jaques Siran's phone number, please call him and tell him I take the job." "I'll arrive to Paris on Monday." "Mexican Enologist goes to Paris" "In this wonderful city, made specially for love, these two couldn't find each other." "Chucho, come on." "I got screwed too." "No, this won't fit, you won't look good." "Things have their own way of happening." "And the things that change our lives, usually come unexpectedly." "Want one?" "No." "Sure?" "Sure." "Do you know what this means to me?" "Are you serious?" "Seriously." "No jokes, no revenge." "From now on, at least I wouldn't dare to play games." "Do you promise to stay forever?" "Wasn't forever a long time?" "That's what foolish men who don't know about love say." "Yes." "But on one condition." "What?" "More?" "What?" "It's one, and it's small." "Yes, yes." "You always have to have the last thrust." "Don't be so dramatic." "Say it then, what?" "Here it goes, simple, easy." "I want to cook." "What?" "ln my kitchen?" "ln your kitchen." "With my utensils?" "They're the only ones there." "Sure, but there are more." "That's a part of commitment, sharing." "I'll be careful, I promise I'll be careful." "I..." "I just have one question." "Why is the sky blue?" "The wedding pictures"