"( "Tank" by The Seatbelts )" "I think it's time to blow this thing." "Get everybody and their stuff together." "Okay, 3..2..1.." "Let's JAM!" "E" "Argh!" "This was the most precious of the precious." "Emergency rations for a true emergency..." "Saved for the last of the last resort." "All I'm asking is who ate the food that was in this container?" "Food rage, a scary thought." "Spike, was it you by any chance?" "I wouldn't leave the empty box lying around as evidence." "Ed is hungry." "Maybe you ate it, and are just pretending to be mad because we found the box?" "What's that!" "?" "We haven't had anything to eat in two days!" "Wouldn't you call that an emergency!" "?" "I want some bell peppers and beef." "We're outta fuel, end of story." "If we can just hold out a little longer our inertia will carry us to Europa." "Stomach's caving in!" "If only we could use that energy to fuel ourselves..." "Keep mouthing off like that and I'll toss you out into absolute zero." "At this point, even Ein looks good enough to eat." "Watch it, Spike." "I bet you're looking pretty good to him, too." "AHHHHH!" "Ah, man!" "That was some crash." "Hello!" "Can you hear me out there?" "Come in!" "Huh?" "Ah, fine." "Isn't that what they call a hit-and-run!" "?" "Aaaahhhhh!" "We're fragged!" "That crash knocked us off course!" "What course, Jet?" "What's going on here!" "?" "(Crash, then explosion)" "Woooeee..." "Look at this..." "Where are we?" "There's nothing here." "That's the least of our troubles." "We gonna need to check the whole ship." "Think you can hunt up a little food, Faye?" "What's wrong?" "It hurts, I've got a pain." "It's a joke." "Hmm?" "Ah, these rations expired a year ago." "It's a good thing I didn't eat them." "Hmm." "Serves her right." "It's poetic justice." "(Faye farts)" "Ohh!" "Let's do it..." "(Faye moaning)" "What's the plan?" "Ed will help!" "Huh?" "Gee, thanks Ed." "Why don't you go outside and get us some food instead." "Okay!" "(Faye still moaning)" "My socks are cool gotta wear them outside!" "There's nothing here... (Dog whimpers)" "Huh?" "It's that hit-and-run ship!" "Waaaait!" "Waaait!" "Hold on for Mr. Edwards!" "Smell..." "Food..." "FOOD!" "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "Gimme!" "1000 woolongs each." "That includes the tax." "Cash only." "No credit cards excepted." "Don't have cash!" "Then you don't get no melon!" "So, can I have one?" "1000 woolongs." "Cash only." "No cards..." "Hey kid, no use staring like that." "If you want food, then go into town and get it there." "Don't bother with the change." "But if you see this man, gimme a call." "I'll show my appreciation." "Cutie pie!" "Excuse me, mam'." "We would like to check your baggage, please." "Is there a problem?" "A mushroom dealer, running from the law he's on the most wanted list." "We got word he might have come here." "What a coincidence." "I'm after the same guy for that nice big bounty." "You're a cowboy?" "We need to check your trunk." "Go ahead, feel free." " Huh?" " What?" "Alright!" " Hey!" " FREEZE!" " Now, wait a minute..." " All right, stay still..." " I don't know anything about this!" " Put your hands on the ground!" " You heard him!" "?" " You do as I say!" " Let go!" " Hurry up, you're under arrest!" "Foody, food, food, do you have any?" "Yes, you do?" "You know you do." "Boy, is Ed hungry..." "(Dog barks in agreement)" "Huh?" "Hmm?" "(Ed huffing hard)" "AAAAAHHHHH!" "Meanie!" "You crazy, boy?" "Gimme!" "Give some to Edward!" "Dammit, cut that out!" "HEY!" " Huh?" " HA!" "Now don't tell me you have forgotten who I am so soon, Domino!" "Let's see..." "Think, dammit!" "I'm the younger of the Shaft brothers we bought all those mushrooms from you!" "I don't remember you..." "You do want to know why I drag an empty coffin like this wherever I go, huh?" "Ha, ha!" "I'll tell you because I'm puttin' your corpse inside it..." "Pieces, pieces..." "all gone!" "What with who?" "My older brother ate a mushroom he bought from you and then, he laughed until he twisted his intestines to death!" "Happy way to die, I say." "Shut up!" "The whole thing was your fault!" "I call that unjust resentment!" "Edward is hungry!" "Yeah, then eat this FOOL!" "Hey, get your butt back here, and fight like a man, fool!" "Food!" "Hey, wait a minute, Ein." "We have to share, and share alike!" "Huh?" "(Ein is squeaking)" "Ein?" "Bad mushroom?" "Hmm?" "Really?" "umm... umm... ummm..." "Delicious!" "Huh?" "Hey, well now this thing can't really be here, can it?" "So I can't really be faulted for eating something that's not here!" "Hmm?" "(Humming nonchalantly)" "Aahhh!" "Aaaahh!" "(Hiccups)" "Aaahh!" "(Hiccups)" "Ooohhh!" "(Hiccups)" "Ooohhh!" "(Jet laughing)" "Hey... the world really is a great place..." "What?" "Oh wow, did I just say something?" "Hey, mister." "This here is the stairway to heaven." "You know that, don't cha?" "Obnoxious little frog..." "Frog:" "Fine, why should I care..." "I warned you though!" "So that's how it is?" "The secret of the universe is so simple!" "Oh, man!" "By the way just who am I, anyway?" "So these mushrooms really aren't good for eating, right Ein?" "Hi Amigos!" "It's time once again, for BIGSHOT!" "With a bunch of new, and exciting bounties this week!" "Coming out the chute first for us today is this dude, Domino Walker." "Wanted on 6 planets for selling illegal mushrooms..." "Hey, we saw him!" "Easy cowgirl, Ein." "We'll get the reward and buy food!" "Whoo!" "Ein, you're a cow-woof woof!" "And a one!" "Two!" "Three!" "Four!" "Five!" "Here we go!" "WOO-WOOOOO!" "Alright lady, let's start at the top!" "Look, I don't know anything!" "Right!" "So a kid and a dog you didn't know were in your car!" "?" "Yes, what is it?" "Sally, I'm busy." "What are you calling me for?" "I'm in the middle of an interrogation." "Honey..." "Yeah, yeah, and that's it?" "No, no, I didn't mean it "that's it" in a bad way..." "No, I'm not patronizing you because you're a woman.." "Yes, I love you too, hon." "Tonight at 7, alright..." "HEY!" "Old man:" "What's wrong, young'un?" "Why so blue?" "Your woman run off with another man or somethin'?" "Sounds familiar." "None of your business, you old geezers." "Huh?" "What?" "EEEHHHH!" "Gas happening?" "That's what happens when you eat too fast." "I got a home remedy for that, mushrooms." "You sure that works?" "He's not here..." "(Ein barks)" "Aaahhhh!" "Hey!" "It's that hit-and-run ship!" "I'm sure they never dreamed that I was raising these right here." "This one's bad." "Oh well, landing here was a big mistake, but I just..." "AHH!" "Were you surprised?" "Yes." "Who the hell are you?" "What are you doing in here?" "That's my line, kid!" "How did you sneak into my ship, anyway?" " The door was open." " Huh!" "?" "Alright hit-and-run driver, this is a bust!" "Stinky gas!" "That stinks.. ooh!" "Cough, cough, cough!" "You're crazy kid." "I'm getting out of here!" "Come back here, you stinking cockroach!" "("Mushroom Hunting" by Tulivu-Donna Cumberbatch begins)" ""Africa Mexico Sicily Tijuana"" ""India Osaka Indonesia"" ""Africa Mexico Sicily Tijuana"" ""India Osaka Indonesia"" "You're not gettin' away from me, Domino!" ""Kick the beat"" "Brother, get out of my way!" ""Let's kick the beat"" ""Let's kick it"" ""Let's kick the beat"" ""Mushroom hunting!"" "Ein!" "Go!" ""Mushroom hunting!"" ""Mushroom hunting!"" "Let go!" "Let go of my bag!" "LET GO!" ""Mushroom hunting!"" ""Mushroom hunting!"" "Get off of me you dumb mother..." "Woe-Ahhh!" ""Mushroom hunting!" (Song ends)" "Arghaaa!" "Yeah!" "Ahhhhhh!" "I gotcha!" "Hold on..." "T-These mushrooms are worth 100,000 each." "Let me go, and they're all yours." "I don't know" "Me or the shrooms, what worth more?" "I dunno." "What?" "A-Are you a total airhead!" "?" "Take the mushrooms!" "Alright!" "Hahaha.. haha..." "Weee!" "Hahaha..." "EIN: "THANKS!" COW: "OH, DON'T MENTION IT!"" "Huh?" "Hmm?" "Yee-haa!" "Dinner!" "Mushrooms!" "Faye: 100,000 each?" "No kidding!" "Adds up to some pretty serious money." "Ed, are these real?" "Police:" "Excuse me." " Hmm?" "Huh?" "Police officer." "Do you know a man named Domino?" "He deals in illegal mushrooms." "All:" "Huh?" "I'm afraid we wouldn't know anything about that." "I'm sorry we can't be of any help." "Ed knows about that..." "MMF!" "Hmm?" "The kid is a little odd..." " Hey, I got..." "MMGH!" " She's just playing" "She's thinks it's a game!" "Uh huh..." "Hmm?" "Both:" "Huh?" "!" "Stand aside, please." "Um hmm." "All clear." "Huh?" "I guess you folks really like shitake mushrooms." "Well, sorry to bother you." "Dinners ready." "What you make?" "Shitake stir-fry, shitake stew, shitake salad, and shitake on ice." "Weeee-heeee!" "Again?" "How many days has it been now?" "No more..." "I can't deal with it." "Quit complaining, and be thankful there's something to eat." "Thankful!" "English subtitle by Dana Robertson You're welcome." "( "The Real Folk Blues" by Yoko Kanno )" "Aishiteta to nageku niwa..." "Too much time has passed by amarinimo toki wa sugite shimatta ...to lament that we were deeply in love." "Mada kokoro no hokorobi wo..." "The wind keeps blowing, while my heart iyasenu mama kaze ga fuiteru ...cannot heal all the tears in it." "Kawaita hitomi de dareka naite kure Someone, cry for me with parched eyes." "The real folk blues." "Honto no kanashimi ga shiritai dake I only want to know what true sadness is." "Doro no kawa ni tsukatta..." "Sitting in muddy water jinsei mo waruku wa nai..." "...isn't such a bad life ichido kiri de owaru nara..." "...if it ends after the first time." "The videotape that was delivered to the Bebop with no return address." "When we took a look at it, things took a turn for the unexpected." "Well, actually this story doesn't go anywhere." "At first glance, it's pointless the actions are on a small scale and the ending is forced but then again, what concussions will you draw from it?" "Next episode: "Speak like a Child"." "At first glance, it's interesting."