"I'm Phoenix." "I Love the moon" "especially when it's full and most beautiful" "L don't know why but my parents are never home..." "Daddy, Mommy..." "L Just saw Two people fly past the moon" "You must have been dreaming people can't fly" "Too much TV for you!" "What an overactive imagination!" "No." "L really saw it" "Tomorrow's a school day" "How about a story to put you to sleep?" "Do you want Mommy to tell you a story about the Emei Sect of Kung Fu or Daddy to tell about the 1 8 Coppermen?" "Mommy and Daddy are great storytellers" "Every story is about a kung fu master with mystical powers" "Daddy's 1 8 Coppermen are especially cute" "Their stories are fun but L never believed them... until one day when L was 14 years old..." "Daddy!" "Mommy!" "relax, don't be scared L've got to call the police" "Where's your parents?" "Dad!" "Don't be scared, sweetie!" "We've been searching for you Two for sometime..." "Lt's my turn!" "Attack me...?" "Get down!" "Come down L dare you!" "Dad!" "Go to hell!" "Awesome Dad!" "pretty clever, Phoenix" "Mom, why do you suddenly know kung fu?" "Do you remember that you once saw people fly past the moon?" "That was your Dad and me" "That's right." "Our family has a natural talent for kung fu" "We belong to the Secret society of Kung Fu Masters" "The Secret society of Kung Fu Masters?" "The ancient and mysterious world of kung fu still Lives on today" "But we don't want to disturb society" "Ln secret, we help the weak and eliminate eviLdoers" "We've been chasing these Two for a Long time" "We never thought they'd pay us visit" "Can L Learn martial arts too?" "Of course you can" "Once they turn 14 years old, every child can go to Mount Hua to study martial arts every summer vacation!" "really?" "Then L'LL be as good as you" "You've got the talent" "One day you'LL be better than us" "So when can we go?" "Why not right now?" "Mom, people are flying across the moon!" "You brats!" "A Liar Just Like your father!" "L'm not Lying" "This is Mount Hua" "That's right!" "L've never flown so high!" "She's really cool!" "She called Rouge She's the best kung fu student here" "Time to Land" "Phoenix, this is where we studied our martial arts" "principal of the Academy?" "Master, you brought your daughter this time" "This is principal of the Academy the headmaster of the school" "Why's he walking backwards?" "Kids say the darnedest things Don't worry about it" "Long ago, L made a very big mistake" "L Let an evil disciple escape" "L promised L would bring him to Justice" "until then L swore to walk backwards" "Who's this disciple?" "He's No. 1 on our Most Wanted List:" "White Eyebrows!" "What'd he do wrong?" "He's committed innumerable crimes" "Theft, Murder, Rape" "He uses kung fu to hurt ordinary people" "And he stole our school's most precious classic" "luckily, for 300 years no one has deciphered its true meaning" "Lf he ever does, many people will die" "Nobody will be able to stop him" "Hey, Master" "Any news about White Eyebrows?" "Not yet." "But one day" "L will arrest him!" "Amitabha Buddha" "Master Grand GrandiLoquence where's principal of the Academy?" "Ln the back Thanks" "principal of the Academy" "How can L help you?" "Nothing" "But... can we date when we grow up?" "You can't date me but someone else is fine" "L mean, can L date someone who doesn't know martial arts?" "Of course, but... you mustn't Let him know you know martial arts" "That sounds pretty difficult" "You forget about destiny" "Lf the man of your destiny comes along it's no problem" "So who's the man of my destiny?" "The man of your destiny is someone... who will only see you once it's impossible to see you" "Someone who will only see me once it's impossible to see me?" "Meditate on this" "LmpossibLe to see me?" "That was my happiest summer vacation ever" "L Learnt many kung fu techniques L even taught the 1 8 Coppermen to dance" "Everybody Liked me except one..." "L knew, one day Rouge and L would have it out" "My watch reads 8:58 AM" "That means everybody behind me will be Late" "Miss SaLina..." "That tramp Phoenix is in the far back" "really?" "Bitch!" "She thinks she's so pretty Just one minute Late... and she's fired!" "Good morning, everyone" "Downsize!" "That's my first order of business at Lam's Group" "Too much excess personnel Lt's time to slim down" "Mr. Dragon is our new CEO" "His main mission is to cut costs" "Our company has too many useless secretaries" "Take for example, Ms. Phoenix" "Poor educational background poor experience, poor performance" "She's useless to the company." "We should..." "We should fire her immediately, right?" "No." "She's so young, so much potential" "With some training she could become a model employee and earn our company Lots of money" "Late again and you're fired" "Where's that bitch Phoenix?" "Prepare to die" "Ms. Leung, are you Looking for me?" "When'd you arrive?" "Weren't you in Line for the elevator?" "L had some Typing to do, so L came at 8" "You Look tired." "Coffee will perk you up" "L can't keep that Typing waiting" "The man of your destiny is someone... who will only see you once it's impossible to see you" "hello" "Lt's your Mom" "Happy Birthday!" "Remember to come home for dinner" "Have you called Dad?" "How should L know where he ran off to?" "He refuses my monthly alimony" "He's probably embarrassed to take money from a woman" "What's the big deal?" "L make a bundle in real estate and stock every year" "And he's been unemployed for forever" "Hasn't he found work in Guangzhou?" "How should L know?" "He doesn't even have a cell phone" "Forget about him" "There's plenty time to talk at dinner, OK?" "OK, bye" "Why are you sitting here all by yourself?" "Today's been a strange day" "How strange?" "During the meeting L was standing by the window" "When suddenly outside appeared a young woman" "Then... she climbed up the window Like a spider" "And disappeared" "pretty high." "Must have hurt falling down" "But she didn't fall." "She climbed inside" "She's a secretary here, named Phoenix" "So what was it?" "Skirt or pants?" "A skirt" "That means no pants." "Quite a sight, eh?" "Stop Joking." "Do you believe me?" "Excuse me?" "What does all these about believe you?" "What kind of friends are we?" "Kindergarten, primary, secondary, university... we were classmates through it aLL" "The girls you didn't Like L helped you seduce" "The girls you did Like L seduced behind your back" "What kind of friendship is that?" "Huh?" "Give me your hand..." "Friends to the End, you got it?" "So you believe me?" "Of course... not!" "Mr. Dragon, your new secretary is here" "Lt's her..." "You... you tell her to Leave" "TeLL her to Leave?" "No way!" "beautiful and can crawl up windows?" "TeLL her to get out of here!" "Lf you don't want, L want" "Excuse me Ms., but L'm afraid you're too pretty to be my secretary" "Don't worry" "T omorrow L won't wear make up L promise to be ugly" "You can call me by my english name:" "Phoenix" "Lf you want anything, Just Let me know" "PLease climb a window" "Excuse me?" "He said you can climb windows!" "L'm a secretary, not a window cleaner" "Just Joking" "L'm Kiddie Kim, his best friend" "Of course Kiddie Kim is Dragon's best friend" "PLease bring us Two coffees" "No problem." "Anything else Just instruct" "L don't care." "L'LL give you fifty..." "No..." "You give me fifty thousand L'LL take her off your hands" "No." "L really saw her climbing up the window" "L can only imagine... her climbing onto the bed" "cool down, will you?" "LmpossibLe." "L can't help myself" "So pretty" "Here you go again..." "Get your mind out of the bedroom..." "Stop it..." "Do L need to step out?" "You Two are busy?" "No." "Dragon and L were discussing some contractual matters" "Yes You should consider him" "OK" "The affairs of the day call L can't Let work wait" "Back to work Back to work..." "Back to work" "Boss, you were Looking for me?" "Yes, L need you to represent me at a dinner" "What dinner?" "Having dinner with some business friends" "They want to discuss how to boycott Boss White" "Boss White?" "The Stock killer?" "That's right" "They think he's too power hungry and immoral" "L'm not one to quarrel with people" "So L'd rather not attend" "But if L don't go L might offend the others" "So L want you to represent me" "plus, my daughter graduated and is returning from the USA" "family comes first." "You can trust me" "Great" "You Two, Just a second ago..." "what do you call that position?" "Mom, L'm back" "L'm in the kitchen" "Chicken with shark's fin" "That sucks!" "Phoenix, why'd you beat up Brother Wai?" "L saw a man." "L thought he was a thief" "He's my client." "L invited him to dinner" "Look, you practically killed him" "Nothing acupressure on his pleasure points can't cure" "What a feeling!" "What a high!" "Did someone Just hit me?" "No" "Just a happy hour You got drunk and started hallucinating" "Come on..." "Let me introduce you" "This is my daughter Phoenix" "hello, Phoenix" "hello!" "call me little willy" "You that small?" "Yes Phoenix" "Brother Wai Just bought a Luxury car He'LL take you out for a spin" "Mom, we've got to talk" "Take your time" "Who are you introducing to me this time?" "Brother Wai's rich L helped him buy several Luxury flats" "L earned over a million in commission alone" "PLease don't set me up with more ugly men" "The handsome ones are unreliable and poor" "Look at your Dad" "A business failure." "totally unreliable" "But Dad's a kung fu master" "Ls kung fu going to feed you?" "L'm no slouch at kung fu either" "But if not for real estate and stocks where would L be today?" "Mom." "L think L found the man of my destiny" "Phoenix, don't believe that silly monk" "burglar..." "My LiTtLe sweetie!" "Dad..." "L must come back to celebrate your birthday" "L missed you." "How is it going lately?" "Great as always" "L call the shots at the zoo now L'm the COOO" "What does that mean?" "Lt's very technical You wouLdn't understand" "Who is he?" "How'd he come in from the balcony?" "He's my ex-husband." "Lgnore him" "Who's the bastard?" "Phoenix's boyfriend" "Mom invited him" "You're...?" "Some call me Buddy billy But Handsome Wai is fine" "L think you got something on your back" "really?" "What?" "still Looking" "He's got something on his back!" "Nothing" "Sweetie, Dad brought you a birthday gift" "L know you'LL Love it" "What is it?" "A secret." "L'LL show you Later" "Phoenix, Brother Wai has a birthday gift too." "Take it out" "A watch." "Very expensive" "Fake!" "Broken?" "Tomorrow..." "So you think L'm pretty?" "L'LL get it fixed tomorrow Yes, very pretty" "Keep Looking Very beautiful" "Had your fill?" "L have to take a piss" "Stop fighting" "Who?" "Brother Wai?" "A monster!" "What monster?" "A hawk!" "Lt's my birthday gift to my sweetie" "He's over 1 000 years old" "His previous masters were Yeung and Dragon girl" "L worked Like hell to teach him how to use the toilet" "You teach him to Look at women too?" "He's so cute" "Can L keep him, Mom?" "This apartment doesn't even allow dogs" "L'LL keep him by my side" "What about Brother Wai?" "Keep him by your side" "Oh, forget about it" "Same old attitude" "ALL these years and she hasn't changed." "Lgnore her" "Hawk" "Phoenix is your master now Do what she says" "He Learns quickly and eats anything" "But hide your valuables otherwise he'LL eat them" "He can understand what people say?" "More than that." "He even knows english" "Here is my phone number call me if it's urgent" "But don't visit me" "My Job's too important and busy for personal matters" "ALso, White Eyebrows has appeared again" "Every kung fu master is on 24-hour alert" "Rumor is that he's Learned the classic of the Nine Negatives" "Lf you run into him don't try to be a hero" "One word:" "Run!" "L don't bother myself with such nonsense" "Can you play mahjong?" "Mr. Dragon, is this your first time playing mahjong?" "No" "Lt's my first time playing mahjong while being massaged" "Your boss Loves it" "My turn Stop... stop touching me" "L got a pair" "Boss White has become really greedy" "L bought some Land in the mountains He demanded to be my partner" "L refused" "The next day, someone broke my son's Legs on his way to school" "Last month he demanded to buy one of my buildings." "L refused" "Every day now, someone there gets injured and hospitalized" "He visited my home once and took a Liking to it" "He wanted to buy it." "L refused to sell" "mysteriously, the next day my family woke up in a cemetery" "L'm Luckier than you" "What has he done to you...?" "L've never met him" "We should band together to boycott him" "L play West" "L win!" "ALL four reborn in Western Paradise!" "Bad Luck...!" "Hey!" "Let me go!" "You're dead!" "Stop massaging me!" "Hawk, you know how to use the remote control?" "Sir, can you tell me what happened" "What?" "They slaughtered everyone" "L'm so scared." "They are cruel" "They killed everyone" "They came in and slaughtered everyone" "Poor guy." "He ran into some evil kung fu masters" "They even flew" "Who will believe his fantastic story?" "So sad" "Lt's not sad." "Lt's stupid" "Once they see him on TV they'LL try to kill him again" "No." "L must save him" "Phoenix, do you know this guy?" "L think he's the man of my destiny" "You remember, someone... who won't see me until it's impossible to see me" "Don't believe that monk's nonsense" "Listen to me, Brother Wai is..." "Listen to me, L have to go now" "Hawk, Let's go" "Let's go, stop watching TV" "So stubborn" "The most important is..." "they weren't human!" "This is a small punishment kill him immediately, if not... you'LL feel the wrath of the 9th Negative" "Yes, master" "We're friends to the end" "My underwear is yours." "Yours is mine" "But this time..." "This time L can't believe you, brother" "You don't believe me?" "Then how do you explain it?" "Gang revenge or terrorist attack maybe." "But you're saying..." "No." "That man and woman were really superhuman" "His hand was Like a knife her Leg was Like a drill" "Are you hallucinating?" "Where's your wallet?" "Under the pillow." "Why?" "What're you doing?" "Everything you see is unreal" "Everything is a hallucination..." "Give me back my money!" "What money?" "The money you stole!" "You have no money except what L Lent to you" "Here, take $1 00 more" "Shit... your hallucinations are really serious" "Rest up." "L'LL see you soon" "L'LL return $1 00 to you next week" "Hi, L'm the reporter of daily oriental, please..." "Which room is Mr. Dragon in?" "No way" "Of course you're more important than Dragon" "Yes, L'LL come back tonight, don't worry" "Hi Hi" "Dad, we'LL talk Later tonight" "L'm a reporter Are you Mr. Dragon's friend?" "Yes..." "What's the matter?" "L want to interview him but the hospital won't Let me" "How can they treat a beautiful woman Like this?" "They're simply inhuman" "exactly." "Lf L don't get this interview my boss will fire me" "Of course maybe if you help me..." "No problem" "There's a quiet place over there where we can get to know each other" "You're very kind" "Our T endon-Bending Technique has 1 8 steps in all" "That was number 6" "You still have 1 2 to go You think you can handle it?" "Why am L always seeing things that L shouLdn't see?" "Who are you?" "What're you doing?" "Let's go" "What the hell?" "A hawk Hawk?" "More hallucinations!" "An arrow!" "fly!" "Hawk, are you OK?" "L'm not OK" "Shit!" "He's hit with a poison arrow." "Hurry home!" "Damn!" "Lt's a centipede arrow No medicine can save him" "Kung fu is only hope" "But to eliminate the poison L can't wear any clothes" "Lf L'm not strong enough the poison will kill us both" "Lf L'm gonna die, L'm gonna die" "What're you doing?" "Mom" "This setup is even suitable for a kid's film" "He can't see a thing." "What's the big fuss?" "Ln the past, if a woman removed poison Like this she had to marry the guy" "What century is this?" "Lf that were true, all women would have to marry their gynecologist" "Put some clothes on." "L want to talk to you" "Phoenix, this guy is in deep trouble" "Those killers won't Let him go" "Lf they were as good at kung fu as you said then they must work for White Eyebrows" "L've retired from martial arts You should too" "Lt's OK if you don't help Dragon but you can't stop me" "L'm afraid you'LL get into trouble" "L'm not scared well, L'm scared" "Mom, be reasonable" "Fine, tomorrow take him somewhere else" "L won't Let him stay here" "Tomorrow L'LL find him a safe place to hide" "What place is safe?" "These killers would even bust into a police station" "Don't worry about me" "Anyway, he won't stay no more than 1 2 hours" "Fine, when midnight comes" "L'm kicking him out" "Listen close:" "L won't protect him" "Hawk will protect him" "Phoenix." "Wake up please" "This is the year 2006" "This isn't the world of kung fu" "L believe you're the man of my destiny" "So L must save you" "Before L come back, please don't Leave" "OK?" "Excuse me, L want to find Dad" "Who?" "He's the COOO of the zoo" "There's no such a position here" "You'd better go in and ask around" "Brush your teeth..." "Brush the upper, brush the Lower brush the Left, brush the right..." "What the hell?" "You bastard" "Bastard..." "Bastard" "Hey, where's my watch?" "Ln your stomach again?" "Open up!" "Lt's not mine" "But it's a rolex, so forget about it" "uncle Ltchiban" "Phoenix, what brings you here?" "L'm Looking for my Dad" "Your... your Dad?" "Look out!" "Have you forgotten?" "They can't bite through my metal Skin Technique" "uncle Ltchiban" "My Dad said he's the COOO A very important position" "But why does nobody know him?" "Uh, your Dad..." "Pork Chop Dad?" "He's by the toilet" "Dad, don't go" "What were all these you said about being COOO?" "COOO means..." "Chief Outhouse only Officer" "Sweetie, sorry, L Lied" "Never mind, Dad" "You earn your own Living" "L don't care no matter what you do" "Sweetie" "Dad's useless." "L'm not a businessman" "L can't provide my family with a Luxurious lifestyle" "The most important thing is that a family is together" "unfortunately, your Mom doesn't think so" "One day, Mom will understand" "What brings you here?" "L think..." "L've found the man of my destiny" "Who is it?" "He's my boss." "His name is Dragon" "Some more toilet paper please" "Go squat on the can and L'LL bring it in a minute, OK?" "He must be a talented guy When can L see him?" "Kung fu killers are chasing him Mom won't help" "That bitch never helps" "Don't blame Mom" "Never mind." "L'LL go back with you to protect your Love" "Excuse me Ladies can you tell me where L am?" "Why do you tease me with skimpy outfits and feather boas?" "Monster dog!" "(L'm not a dog." "L'm a majestic hawk)" "Ouch!" "What happened to my butt?" "(You were hit with a poison arrow)" "Where's Phoenix?" "(She went to find you a bodyguard)" "Lt's after 9." "L have to be at the office" "(impossible)" "LmpossibLe but not impassable!" "(Go back to bed Like a good boy)" "Have you ever seen a fist this big?" "One punch will send you back to the zoo" "Brother hawk, good TV programme?" "(Show me your hand!" ")" "(The other hand)" "(Both hands!" ")" "Nothing in the Left, nothing in the right" "Nothing on the backs, nothing in the palms" "Come on, give me five" "hello, 999 Emergency hotline" "L've been kidnapped please call the swat team to save me" "Sir" "What is your Location?" "And who is your kidnapper?" "L don't know the Location but L've been kidnapped by a bird He says he's a hawk" "You said you've been kidnapped by a hawk?" "That's right" "Perhaps L should transfer your call to the wildlife Conservation Department or to a mental hospital" "Thank you for your call, bye" "Lt's nothing." "L was bored" "So L dialed 173173173" "hello" "Lucky... not hurt..." "Maybe not" "Sorry..." "Lf you want to Leave Just climb out the window" "L've got the rope ready for you" "Just climb down to the street" "What's your name, Ms.?" "My name is DoLina, Phoenix's mom" "Thank you" "Ms. Do..." "DoLina" "This is the 1 0th floor L haven't prepared a parachute" "You'LL be Late for work" "Thank you, Ms." "Hawk, where's Dragon?" "Gone Mom!" "He's got feet." "He can walk if he wants." "None of my business" "What do we do, sweetie?" "He's a workaholic He probably went to the office" "We'LL find him there, Dad" "You, bad bird!" "What's wrong with you?" "You're alright!" "You haven't died..." "My butt was hit with a poison arrow and L was kidnapped by a dog that Looks Like a hawk" "L thought that man and woman killed you" "Those Two used the Tendon-Bending Technique... to snap all the Joints in my body." "Look!" "Those were the killers from the Emperor's CLub" "No way!" "Where've you Two been?" "The boss is Looking for you" "Let's go" "Boss" "Why are you Two walking Like clowns?" "The police are Looking for you" "Boss" "L almost didn't make it to work A hawk kidnapped me" "Hawk yourself!" "Go find Commissioner Lee right away Don't get the company into trouble" "This would have never happened if L didn't represent you at that dinner" "Why you..." "Dad..." "Let me introduce you" "Mr. Kiddie Kim is our development Manager Mr. Dragon is our CEO" "He's one unfortunate CEO though" "Two crazies cut his butt to pieces" "You're destined to meet... a man injured in both buttocks" "L'm Rouge." "This is my mom, Bo Jeannie" "Mrs. Lam Mrs. Lam" "My wife was in the USA with my daughter while she was studying" "You Two take a vacation With my daughter's help, L don't need you" "Dad, how can you do that?" "L've Just come back to work L need Mr. Dragon to explain to me the company's situation!" "Mr. Dragon, Let's talk over some drinks" "So headstrong" "This really happened?" "Lf it didn't happen to me L wouLdn't believe it either" "Lt's Like some kind of kung fu novel" "L think L need to go into hiding" "What a coincidence!" "This is my father" "She's my secretary Phoenix" "L have to go to the rest room" "L also need to go" "uncle, are you overly friendly or Just near-sighted?" "An outstanding man My daughter has good taste" "L don't quite understand" "My daughter risked her Life for you" "You must Love and cherish her" "L think L need to explain No explanations!" "Have you ever slept with a prostitute?" "No!" "Have you had a one-night stand?" "Of course not!" "Are you gay?" "Of course not!" "uncle what are you talking about?" "L can rest at ease then" "You're Phoenix" "You're Rouge!" "L never thought you were the Boss' daughter" "He's my stepfather." "After Mom married him we went to USA" "So L haven't gone to Mount Hua for a Long time" "Dragon is destined for me Don't touch him!" "What century is this?" "You still believe in destiny?" "Lf L Like a boy, L won't Let him go" "Oh that's right" "When you were studying martial arts all you knew how to do was compete with others" "You think you can beat me?" "You never beat on Mount Hua" "Mount Hua?" "This is Hong Kong!" "Let's put it to the test then!" "Miss, this is male rest room" "You're quite pretty Don't worry." "There's room for Two" "Read your newspaper!" "You can't beat me." "Give up?" "L won't give up Dragon!" "He's destined for me!" "uncle, excuse me" "What did your grandpa do?" "You want to investigate my whole family?" "Has your grandpa ever slept with a prostitute?" "No" "Has your grandpa ever had a one-night stand?" "No!" "Ls your grandpa gay?" "No...!" "ALL my ancestors are NO!" "Miss Rouge" "Miss Rouge" "The faucet broke She's going home for a shower" "So, why didn't you get wet?" "Why don't you tell me what really happened?" "OK, then you'LL know the kind of danger you're really in" "Jenny, L thought you'd forgotten me" "L have forgotten you" "So... why have you come to see me?" "L know you're competing against my husband" "And trying to kill one of his employees" "Yes." "L don't want anybody to discover my identity" "Then Just reform yourself, White Eyebrows!" "Reform?" "You Listen close in my dictionary there's no such word as reform" "You've used your kung fu to kill many people" "ALL so you could become a Tycoon" "You now have enough money for four Lifetimes" "What Left for you to compete for?" "No one can ever have too much money" "What L hate most is people who think they can compete with me" "Our relationship ended Long ago" "You nearly made me the enemy of the entire kung fu world" "L decided to Leave kung fu and never see you again" "L never expected you'd become a businessman" "Too bad, your personality hasn't changed" "Why should L change?" "L plan to devour all the richest of the rich and become the wealthiest man in Asia" "You're dreaming!" "Keep dreaming, and L'LL tell principal of the Academy" "You can tell the entire world of kung fu." "L'm not afraid" "What arrogance!" "You don't believe me?" "For 300 years nobody Learned the secret of the 9th Negative because it's written in english!" "luckily, L happened to know a good english teacher" "No one can beat me" "OK." "L believe you." "But..." "But what can L do?" "call the police!" "The police can't help you" "L asked Dad to protect you" "Dad?" "Yours truly" "You all by yourself?" "along with my martial arts techniques and my friend Ltchiban" "You couLdn't do any better" "Lf uncle follows me around all day it'LL be a real eyesore" "Don't worry." "L've got a plan" "What're you doing?" "What're you doing?" "Son-in-Law, we're here to protect you" "Don't forget." "The enemy could be anywhere" "Don't call me son-in-Law" "But you are my son-in-Law!" "Some things can't be forced" "Lf you're not my son-in-Law why should L protect you?" "Let's go" "Stop!" "Father-in-Law" "Again Father-in-Law" "The kid Learns fast." "We won't abandon you" "Dragon..." "He's safe" "Who... who are you Two?" "Bodyguards..." "Dra..." "Dragon, Mrs. Lam asked for you" "Mrs. Lam asked for me?" "Mrs. Lam, you called for me?" "Dragon" "My computer died." "Can you take a Look?" "OK" "OK." "No pro..." "Thank you" "Why were you trying to use the Death Touch on Dragon?" "One touch and in one hour all his blood vessels would burst" "Don't try to stop me" "But L believe he's the man of my destiny" "L must kill him" "Why?" "Your father White Eyebrows has Learned the 9th Negative" "Yesterday L Just saw how great his power was" "Nobody can stop him now" "He's forcing me to kill Dragon and your stepfather" "And give him your stepfather's wealth." "Lf L don't... then he will kill you" "He's heartless" "He's capable of anything" "L have to do as he says" "You can't kill my stepfather" "But how can L sit by and Let him kill you?" "What can we do?" "Dad treats us so well How can we do this to him?" "But L've no choice" "Why are you Two crying?" "Lt's nothing" "Lt's because... we were talking about this poor woman on a TV soap opera" "We got all emotional and began to cry" "silly women." "TV is fake There's no need to cry" "That's right" "Your birthday is in Two days Let's do something fun" "How about a pool party?" "Great!" "Good idea" "Hot..." "You're so hot, you'LL catch a fever." "better cool down..." "Food is here..." "Take a bite." "Am L a good BBQ chef?" "OK..." "Boss is here." "Time to cut the cake" "Boss White has arrived Cut the cake" "Why is he here?" "Honey, L invited Mr. White" "L figured this was a good chance to relax and to solve your dispute" "congratulations, Mr. Lam." "Happy birthday" "Thank you" "So it's a pool party" "Right" "Too bad." "L forgot to bring my swimming suit" "Never mind." "L'LL Lend you a pair" "How could L fill your shorts?" "Mr. White, L haven't seen you for a Long time." "welcome" "Taken alone, this medicine is non-toxic" "But if you take it with alcohol then you'LL die peacefully" "This is your daughter?" "Yes..." "Rouge, say hi to uncle White" "Hi, uncle White" "What good fortune to have such a beautiful daughter!" "Thank you..." "Let's talk over there" "Son-in-Law, who is that?" "He's Boss White, the Stock killer" "Anyone who angers him meets a bad end" "You think the people chasing you work for him?" "The night of the massacre we were meeting to boycott him" "He's worth investigating" "Thank you" "L'm glad that you respect me" "Too bad our project together wasn't a success" "Business is a day's work But friendship is for a Lifetime, right?" "Honey" "L'm Just giving you a hand" "Thank you Honey" "L cooked this especially for you." "Eat up" "But it's too fatty." "My doctor said my cholesterol is too high..." "Boss, we're taking photos." "You in?" "No, thanks." "But you can help me eat this" "Cooked to perfection." "Thanks boss" "Rouge, what's the matter?" "You want to take a photo?" "No..." "Don't What?" "L don't Like boys who drink" "Oops, wrong glass L usually only drink water" "No cigarettes, no alcohol and no casual sex for me" "Kind of boring, don't you think?" "How could you make such a mistake?" "Who could know he would give it to an employee" "Rouge is making sure he doesn't drink" "We can't make our move today" "Come to my clubhouse tonight for another plan" "Do you know why L stopped today?" "Why?" "Because in the crowd there were 3 kung fu masters" "really?" "The fat one weighs 200kg, but his Tread lightly T echnique is impeccable" "And the thin guy's flying Technique is as good as mine" "Moreover, there's that girl..." "L know that girl." "She's called Phoenix" "On Mount Hua, she was always competing with Rouge" "L do my best not to arouse suspicion" "But before L steal your husband's wealth you bring these people to thwart me" "White Eyebrows, here's an idea..." "L'LL ask my husband to give you all his best assets" "Just don't hurt him, OK?" "Why?" "You're only after old bastard's money, right?" "Why are you suddenly so kind to him?" "We've been married for 1 0 years" "L can't hurt him Shut up!" "So you want me to kill Rouge and your husband myself?" "But Rouge is your daughter" "You disobey me?" "L'LL kill you too!" "Lf L don't hear he's dead tomorrow your daughter will disappear from this world!" "Get down!" "Are you OK?" "White Eyebrows?" "L knew you Looked familiar" "Ltchiban, are you OK?" "L'm not OK." "The one behind me is hurt a little more" "Ltchiba..." "Dragon!" "You bastard!" "Sweetie" "Get out of here with Dragon Don't wait for me" "Ltchiban, you too" "hello" "Brother, you Looking for me?" "Where are you?" "L'm already in a taxi Don't worry about me" "L'm so relieved" "Dad!" "Big Bird!" "Dragon, are you OK?" "Dragon" "L..." "His vascular system is faiLing" "What can we do?" "Hawk can take him to Mount Hua Find principal of the Academy" "He'LL think of a way to save him" "Hawk doesn't have the energy to carry all three of us" "You Two go first!" "L'LL figure out a way to get there" "Lf he gets any worse you impart the strength from your martial arts to save him" "Where to?" "Mount Hua" "hold on, we're almost to Mount Hua" "L don't think we'LL make it to Mount Hua" "Don't talk nonsense!" "Hawk is flying there now" "L think we're going the wrong way" "Why?" "Look over there" "Hawk, where are you going?" "We want to go to Mount Hua not Mount fuji!" "You dumb beast" "You pervert" "You're a hawk Why are you chasing a crane?" "Now we have to spend the night here" "Don't scoLd him" "Lt's fate" "Lf L'm going to die, nothing can save me" "No." "L won't Let you die." "You can't die" "Why do you treat me so well?" "Because you're the man of my destiny" "You know... in the beginning, L was afraid of you" "And... tried to avoid you" "And then?" "Then fear turned into Love" "Cabbie, how much?" "$88,000" "Wow." "Lt would have been cheaper to fly!" "L don't know how to go back!" "alright..." "Can L pay by credit card?" "He's hurt badly" "The 1 8 Coppermen can't save him" "He'LL die within an hour" "What can we do?" "We still have one Last chance" "What is it?" "Use a Buddhist medicine... called The cruel Cure to bring him back from the dead" "Lt will also impart 30 years of kung fu training" "What are you waiting for?" "However, after swallowing that pill he will forget everyone he has Loved" "Even the woman he Loves most... will seem Like a hag at the supermarket to him" "No feeling what so ever" "Dad, there's got to be another way" "Sweetie, save him first" "Life comes before Love" "We've survived so many dangers together" "Just when our relationship is starting why must L feed you this pill... that will make you forget me?" "Ls God testing us?" "Wait any Longer and it'LL be too Late" "Phoenix, this isn't Love" "We're Two people from Two different worlds" "Dragon, L trust you" "L know you won't forget me" "Dragon, are you OK?" "L'm OK" "But Ms., who are you?" "Why are you sleeping next to me?" "L..." "She's the woman you Love most" "L know you." "You were my bodyguard" "Not only that L Loaned you a couple million" "You old cheat" "But..." "Ms., you Look very familiar" "But L can't recall who you are" "White Eyebrows has Learned the 9th Negative he is simply too powerful" "We can't beat him" "Then..." "We have to use our sect's strongest technique" "unfortunately, nobody has ever successfully Learned it" "The Technique of the Pure and lethal Heart?" "Sure. 4 people must practise it together 2 men and 2 women are best" "They must be Two couples in Love" "And they must practise it together" "Once Learned... it is truly awesome" "The force of 4 people equals 1 00" "But where can we find 4 people?" "hello, DoLina" "So sorry, Brother Wai" "My daughter's no where to be found" "L don't mind" "Dinner tonight is still great... so Long as you're here" "Me?" "honestly, L've been thinking..." "We're a better match than me and your daughter" "How about... being my girlfriend?" "You psycho" "He falls with the daughter so he goes for the mom" "He moves fast, doesn't he?" "L've considered it thoroughly You understand me" "You care for me." "You Love me" "L can feel it" "L care for your money!" "Be my girlfriend" "Piss off!" "Lf L'm not careful L Just might beat you to death" "Brother Wai, excuse me..." "Mom" "What are you here for?" "We have to talk" "We've got nothing to talk about" "Sure." "Nothing to talk about Right?" "My girlfriend" "girlfriend?" "Enough!" "Stop!" "Enough!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Can you stop hitting each other?" "They're not hitting each other they're hitting me" "Lf you got something to say fart it out already" "principal of the Academy has given us the lethal Heart technique" "only 2 pairs of family members or devoted Lovers... will realize its true power" "So..." "So what?" "So dad, Dragon and L have been trained together" "Lf you Join us, we're sure to beat White Eyebrows" "You're crazy!" "L make millions of dollars a day" "How do L have the time to fight?" "L know" "But without you, we won't have Two pairs of Pure Hearts" "Forget it." "You won't get anything from Mrs. Scrooge" "Let's go!" "L'm still better than a bankrupt man Like you" "Look at the animosity between you Two?" "How can you be a pair of Pure Hearts?" "Forget it." "Off we march to our deaths" "OK." "Just put it here" "He will never control his temper" "Lf he Just said a few nice words... perhaps maybe L'd agree" "Rouge, L thought you Loved Dragon" "L used to think so too" "But it turns out you Love me" "Before, L thought L was destined for Dragon" "Why?" "Something happened that matched a prediction..." "What happened?" "How beautiful!" "PLease come with us, Ms. Lam" "Who are you?" "Anyone running around dressed Like that has to be crazy" "Take this." "L will protect you" "No need!" "They're the people who wanna kill Dragon!" "Didn't get enough of our Tendon-Bending the first time, huh?" "TeLL her to stop!" "Never!" "Not even if you kill me" "really?" "Kiddie Kim!" "This is kind of unfair to your Left side" "What do you mean unfair?" "Stop!" "L'LL go with you!" "You surrender after L've been stabbed 60 times" "So L was stabbed 60 times for nothing?" "60 times?" "L only see 2 wounds" "They're very accurate" "Each time they stabbed the same place" "So you're the one What?" "The one L'm destined for" "Go Kiddie Kim" "TeLL my mom to save me!" "Don't worry, Rouge!" "My mom, your mom..." "Every mom everywhere L'LL get them all to save you" "Don't worry..." "How can you be so heartless?" "Can't you take the knives out when you Leave!" "Jenny, L've Just brought your daughter here" "What did you say?" "L give you an hour to bring lincoln Lam here" "That was Boss White, wasn't it?" "L had a private detective follow you" "Boss White's not an ordinary man" "And L know you Two had a relationship" "Honey, forgive me" "What ever happened before our marriage doesn't matter" "He's forcing you to attack me, isn't he?" "They've kidnapped Rouge" "Take me to him" "No." "Lf you go, he'LL kill you" "Some disasters can't be prevented" "Rouge is not my real daughter but L Love her Like one" "Honey" "Boss Lam, you've got a real Leader's courage" "You do everything yourself" "truly a man capable of great things" "Jenny, have you told him what L want?" "L'm willing to give you all my wealth" "But you must set my daughter free" "Then we'LL Leave right away" "Give him the contract" "(Eat shit!" ")" "Don't worry, boss." "Go save Rouge" "Come on" "So the Losers come back to tempt death?" "kill them!" "principal of the Academy has taught you the Technique of the Pure and lethal Heart" "So your Pure Heart must be the bird?" "Mind your own business!" "Hawk!" "You're a total embarrassment!" "Get behind me!" "You came?" "Ln a clutch, L stand by my family" "Let's get him" "Let's get him" "Phoenix" "Sorry, our timing never seems right" "Because you've no feeling for me" "Lt's aLL my fault." "L forgot everything..." "L remember" "L remember" "L remember!" "You saved me" "You removed the poison" "You took me to Mount Hua" "Hawk went the wrong way" "L recovered my memory..." "really?" "Phoenix, this is no time for Love" "We can't hold up much Longer" "The pure of heart are invincible!" "Let's not exaggerate too much" "White Eyebrows is too strong" "Working together with a single heart so that we can defeat him..." "Let's get that bastard..." "The family that stays together kicks ass together!" "What tricks to you have Left fight with?" "Let's go!" "Watch out!" "flying swallow Attack!" "One" " family" " United" " always" "Succeeds!" "Father-in-Law" "Let cops handle him" "L Like the sound of father-in-Law" "What your say goes" "How about me?" "Mother-in-Law!" "And me?" "Honey!" "Dad, Mom..." "L Just saw 4 people fly past the moon" "You must have been dreaming" "people can't fly!" "You must be watching too much TV" "What an over-active imagination!"