"Ladies and gentlemen, we're in the mood for love." "Here's the lord of the wedding rings, George Lopez." "Hello, everybody." "Welcome to take me out." "Tonight, my flirty 30 sizzling hot women are on the lookout again for Mr. right, but they're a demanding bunch." "And they won't accept anything but the best." "My challenge is to find them a date." "Waiting in the wings, I got some of the most eligible gents in America." "They're fired up and ready to impress our ladies and maybe get themselves a date." "For the couples that do get together, a hot date in one of the most romantic places on earth is waiting." "It's almost illegal not to fall in love." "Where is it?" "The take me out resort." "Last week, I put two great couples together" " John and Samantha and alain and Michaela." "They went off to smooch and hopefully swoon." "Later tonight, we'll see if there was a hot love or the cold shoulder." "But first, let's release the doves." "Bring on the girls." "Yes you ready?" "I wanna I wanna I wanna yeah got me looking so crazy right now your love's got me looking so crazy right now got me looking so crazy right now your touch got me looking so crazy right now got me hoping you'll page me right now" "your kiss got me hoping you'll save me right now looking so crazy in love's got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love let's go" "I wanna" "so hot." "So hot." "Debra." "Last week, it came down to the wire." "Yeah." "Real close." "Real close." "But he chose Michaela." "He did." "How are you holding up?" "You all right?" "You know, he was super sweet, and I'm super happy for them, and I might have to find out where Michaela got that headband." "Okay." "That was not a thong." "Made a difference." "Okay." "Katie Ann." "Yes." "What is the perfect guy for you?" "Well, I'm from the midwest, so I like an all-American boy." "Okay." "What traits must he have?" "One thing that isn't dead is chivalry." "He has to open the door and pay for the tab." "Okay." "Mindy." "You all have a dream camper when you were growing up?" "This is what went inside of it." "You make a special sound." "You do things with your voice." "It's an angry monkey sound." "You want to hear the angry monkey sound?" "Yeah!" "All right." "Thank you." "Let's hear it for the girls." "Okay, ladies, you each got a light in front of you." "If you like what you see, keep your light on." "But, if he's not for you, turn your light off." "In other words, if you're not turned on... turn off." "Our first handsome hunk is about to come down the love lift." "Girls, listen to his music, because he chose it himself." "Let the meat see the potatoes." "Single man, reveal yourself." "You turned me on, babe you dropped a bomb on me baby you dropped a bomb on me but you turned me on, babe you dropped a bomb on me baby you dropped a bomb on me you really turned me" "go get 'em, cowboy." "How y'all doing?" "My name's Jesse, and I'm from claremore, Oklahoma." "So here's Jesse, ladies." "If you're turned off, turn off." "Jesse, 24 lights are on." "That is a great start." "Let me go and talk to the girls who turned their lights off." "Katie Ann." "We were talking about guys." "You said wholesome, all-American." "Ta-da!" "I know." "I know." "Wait a minute." "He just came out and stood there." "I love football, and Oklahoma and Nebraska, they don't mix." "But you know that rivalry sex is the best." "Ire, what do you like?" "Oof." "I like everything." "I love cowboys, and he said he's a real cowboy, so I'm assuming that he loves horses and he knows how to ride a horse." "Yes, ma'am." "And I like my men like I like my horses, a thoroughbred." "Okay." "Now this--this is an interesting combination here." "What do you like about Jesse?" "Well, in all fairness, a guy dressed like a cowboy is the same as a girl in a schoolgirl outfit, so..." "24 lights are on, Jesse." "You're doing great." "So round two is coming up." "Remember, ladies, if he's not Mr. right, turn out your light." "The city life ain't for me." "I like the country lifestyle." "And, yes, ma'am, I'm a cowboy." "We have a couple cowboy fashion rules." "Never, ever wear a straw hat after labor day, and, ladies, a cowboy never takes his hat off, except for one thing." "But there's a lot more to being a cowboy than just wearing a cowboy hat and listening to country music." "It's a way of life." "My dad passed away when I was 15." "I had to cowboup, become a man, and take care of my mom and sisters." "Jesse's a good son, he's a true cowboy, and he'll make somebody a good husband someday." "Love you." "Cowboys know how to talk to ladies." "We say, "yes, ma'am,"" ""no, ma'am," "beg your pardon."" "Why, hi, Betsy." "You're looking good, today." "I got everything a cowboy needs-- a great job, good house, good pickup truck." "I just need a lady to ride with me." "You're still on the horse, cowboy." "Yes, sir." "Seven lights are still on." "Let me go and chat with the girls and see what happened here." "Zaza, you were in." "You kind of hung in toward the end, and then you hit the light." "The only thing was, the country thing, it was so pure country guy." "It's like, I have an accent, you know, you can see it," "I'm not that country girl." "He has an accent." "You have an accent." "You get together, have a kid, nobody could understand it." "That's it." "Erin." "Your light is on." "You're very happy?" "Yeah." "What do you like?" "I don't know." "I think that we could learn from each other." "He's from Oklahoma." "I'm from west Hollywood." "I am a city girl." "But, you know, you could teach me about hay bales and moonshine, and I could teach you about gay bars and overpriced cocktails." "All right." "I'll be right back." "Ire." "Yes, George?" "You're our newest girl, your light is on, you're happy." "It is." "What I noticed is this-- he respects his mother." "And, if he respects his mother, he will respect me." "Okay." "I like that." "Thank you." "Will you respect ire, Jesse?" "Yes, sir." "Give me one of these." "I do." "Yes, I will." "All right." "Jesse, seven ladies still want to be your cowgirl, and, if there are any lights on after this round, then, Jesse, you will definitely have a date." "Whoo!" "Girls, Jesse's got a little talent he wants to show off for you." "Jesse, go cowboy up, son." "Ladies, if he ain't right, turn out your light." "Here's bucking' bronco Jesse." "Ow!" "Jesse." "Come on." "You got yourself a date." "Four ladies are still in." "You get off that bull, my man." "All right, Debra, I saw you guys kind of making little--little eye contact thing here, right?" "Jesse, you are such a cutie, I just want to ride off into the sunset with you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Nina." "Um, he's super cute, like a little Ken doll thing." "One thing Jesse has that my Ken doll never did is quite a cute butt." "Okay." "Thank you." "I appreciate it." "Jesse, now you have to narrow the four girls down to just two." "The power is in your hands." "We'll see what he's gonna do with the power when we come back on take me out." "Welcome back to take me out." "When Jesse started, 30 girls were in, and four are still in." "But, as I said, you got to narrow it down, Jesse, to two ladies." "You have the power to turn off the ones that you won't be sharing your saddle with and leave two with their lights on." "Go ahead, Jesse." "Who's it gonna be?" "Jessica c is out." "Nina's out." "Come on!" "Get over here, son." "All right, you left Debra, who you've been sharing a little eye contact with, and ire, who's all pure country." "I see a little chocolate and vanilla." "All right." "I kinda like a little swirl sometimes." "You like the swirl." "All right." "Unfortunately, the swirl has two colors, but now you have to choose just one." "The girls know a lot about you, but you know almost nothing about them." "So you can ask them one question, Jesse." "Make it a good one." "Okay, every weekend, I take the bull by the horns." "How would you take this bull by the horns?" "Okay." "Debra, let's start with you." "Okay." "You know, Jesse, I'd climb up on top of the bull with you, put your arms around me, give you a sweet kiss on the cheek, and we'd ride off into the sunset." "All right." "Whoo!" "Ire." "Okay." "Well, that's quite interesting, 'cause I wouldn't take the bull by the horns, I would take you by your arms, and wrap 'em around me and give you a hug and a kiss, and we would go out" "and have a picnic, so... okay." "This is your toughest decision yet, Jesse." "Now go turn one off and take one out." "Whoo!" "Jesse!" "Oh, what?" "Oh, no." "Oh!" "Give it up for Jesse and Debra." "Hi!" "Thank you." "Oh, you give good hugs." "You too." "Okay." "Why did you pick Debra?" "I like that smile." "Aw." "I like yours too." "Okay, wait, I'm sending you on a date." "It's not gonna start here." "Well, the two of you are heading off to the exotic paradise full of love, laughter, and romance." "And where is it, everyone?" "Take me out resort." "All right, you two, ride off." "I've got two tickets to paradise won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight" "I've got two tickets to paradise I've got two tickets to paradise when I go on the date with Jesse, I kind of want to see what's under the hat." "I want to get to know him a little bit better." "I got the right girl." "Debra's really hot." "Yes, ma'am." "Last week, alain and Michaela became a couple." "Was their date great?" "Or is break-up their fate?" "I'm feeling pretty excited about my date today." "I'm definitely hoping to see the romantic side of alain and not so much of the gladiator outfit." "I have a question." "Yes." "You want me to wear the costume tonight?" "How about you save that one?" "Okay." "I save it for the honeymoon." "Or Halloween." "I think the date is going better than I expected." "She's extremely beautiful." "I have you on one side, beautiful view on the other side." "I have everything that a man can dream of." "When alain grabbed my hand, it kind of took my breath away." "So, Michaela, God says that you're not supposed to have sex until you're married." "Yes, sir." "Now, if eventually this thing keeps growing, would you be willing to wait?" "I've been waiting for a guy to say just that." "Wow." "That's beautiful." "I feel so good." "I'm very, very glad that my light stayed on." "I'm very excited to see where alain and I go." "What do you think?" "Should we go to enjoy the rest of the night over there?" "Yes." "My heart and my soul can see me with her for the rest of my life." "I am crazy good at this." "Okay, let's meet the new girl in our lineup of lovelies." "Please welcome the gorgeous courtni, a retail store manager from monterey, California." "Time for my next hunky hombre to try to win a fair maiden's heart." "Check out the music, girls." "He chose it himself." "Is everybody ready?" "Let the peanut butter see the jelly." "Single man, reveal yourself." "Beautiful people whoo." "Good song." "Whoa don't you know, don't you know whoa beautiful live your life live your life let that love inside" "it's your life it's your life the beauty's deep inside inside you welcome to the show, playboy." "Go and do your thing." "I'm Johnny rice, and I'm from South Carolina." "You've had a good look." "If you're turned off, turn off." "Johnny, 25 lights are still on." "That is a great start." "Jennae, why is your light off?" "Um, he's hot." "I can say that much." "But he's too clean-cut." "It takes a bad boy to make this kettle steam." "Yow!" "Okay, Vanessa, your light is still on." "I liked his moves, and I think I could show him a move or two, so..." "Angela?" "He is the epitome of tall, dark, and handsome." "Brother!" "Johnny, you got 25 lights on." "Round two is coming up." "Girls, if you don't think Johnny is a knockout, turn off your lights." "The journey that I'm traveling in life is hard, and I'm looking for a woman that's not afraid to fight in my corner with me." "I'm a boxer, and my entire life revolves around boxing." "I'm always training." "Eight hours a day minimum." "So, instead of driving a car, I ride a bike." "That's more training." "Because I'm so busy with training, when I do get the chance to take a girl out," "I like to go to places that offer specials." "I love the specials like two for $20, or, $12.95, you get dessert, an entree." "It's not that I'm cheap, it's just that I do love the deals." "Oh, my God." "All right." "Whoo!" "Johnny, that was close." "Just one light left on." "Kasia, why is your light off?" "I think the whole eight hours a day thing." "Just, I'm a busy girl, I hardly have any time, and, if you have no time, when are we ever gonna hang out and see each other?" "Nighttime." "Good answer." "Good answer." "Nina, your light is still on." "Are you feeling good about this?" "Yeah, I'm just" " I'm waiting to see if the reason that, you know, he rides his bike is that he's conscious of the environment, which is good." "I ride my bike around Chicago." "Wait a minute." "I think that's good for all poor dudes." "If you don't have a car and you ride a bike, just say, "I'm environmentally friendly."" "I'm not poor." "Nina, we're gonna give you one more chance to find out some more about Johnny." "If you're still turned on after that, you are going on a date with him." "Find out when we come back right here on take me out." "Join the conversation on Twitter with takemeout." "Welcome back to take me out." "Boxer Johnny started out trying to impress my 30 girls." "Only Nina is still interested in sparring." "I love it." "But will she still be in the ring after this." "Nina, if it ain't right, knock out his light." "I know a lot of people say they live at the gym, but I literally live at the gym." "I'm paying my dues." "When the gym closes and I'm done with my workouts," "I go to my closet, I take out my air mattress, and I lay it right in the middle of the boxing ring." "Oh, no!" "No!" "We got a blackout." "Johnny, you got knocked out." "Let me find out what's happening here." "Hang on, Johnny." "Nina." "Um, you know, I was on board with the bike and the being thrifty with the eating, but the air mattress in a boxing ring is just-- it was a little too much for me." "I'm sorry." "Okay." "All right." "Johnny, you got knocked out." "But don't worry about it." "It's not you." "It's them." "You're not leaving out he without some love." "Come on, Johnny, give me some love." "I appreciate you, man." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Everybody say good-bye to Johnny." "All by myself don't want to be all by myself anymore" "I believe the girls made a mistake by blacking me out because they just didn't see the big picture." "It's simple." "They were all small-minded, very beautiful-- not gonna take that away from them, but hey, beauty without discretion is ugly." "Now, last week, John and Samantha fell for each other and headed off for a date with romance at the take me out resort." "So, was it love me or leave me?" "Let's find out." "I am super excited to see Samantha today." "She's gorgeous, and I hope the fun leads to, uh, some maybe frisky business, hopefully." "I'm so nervous." "I really hope everything goes great and we just hit it off." "Oh, my God!" "Aah!" "Oh, is it nasty?" "Stomp it." "Oh!" "The connection that I have with Sam, it seems pretty real, so we'll see where it leads." "Let's stop here." "Oh!" "Maybe she'll have some more wine, and you never know." "Ah!" "You okay?" "Are you okay?" "You took it out, you took it out." "Aah!" "He got a little touchy-feely." "I'm not looking for a one-night stand." "I'm looking for a partner in life." "Hey." "I just want to talk about earlier." "It was the first time, like, hanging out and everything, and, you know, it just took me by surprise how forward you are, you know?" "So, do you just want to, like, you know, have sex or something or you want to get to know me?" "No." "No, no, no, no, no." "That's not it at all." "No." "Is that your intention?" "It just, like, okay." "That was all just trying to break the ice and--and have-- have a good time, and that's all it was." "But I'm just, you know, we just met, and I just want to make sure, you know, you don't just want to have sex." "I kind of felt blindsided with, you know, some of the stuff that she said." "She was flirting with me back, and we were all touchy-feely together, and, I don't know, it just got really weird." "I'm a girl." "Like, don't you know how we act?" "Like, hello, if I have a feeling, it's gonna linger there until I tell you." "I was really excited earlier to see John, but I'm not used to a guy coming on to me that strong the first date, but hey, everything happens for a reason, and I'm just not meant for him" "and he's not meant for me." "Oh, well, better luck next time." "Okay, our next guy is up in the love lift." "He's ready to rock your world." "Listen to his music." "He chose it just for you." "Let the spaghetti see the meatballs." "Single man, reveal yourself." "Luck be a lady tonight" "luck be a lady tonight luck be a lady tonight" "you feeling lucky?" "Absolutely." "All right, they're all yours." "Ladies, my name is panos." "I'm from Brooklyn, New York." "You all look amazing." "If he's not all right, turn out your light." "Panos, 22 lights are still on." "Let me go and check with the girls." "Kori, you're out." "Why?" "I want a man, not a boy." "You're very cute, though." "You're just, I want to, like, give you a kiss, not, like, date you." "What?" "Katie Ann, you are in." "Do you love what you see?" "Yes." "Tell me why." "Well, he's a little guy, but-- but he's got some swag." "He reminds me of jfk, and I want to be Marilyn Monroe." "Okay, all right." "Thank you." "Okay." "Okay, panos, round two is coming up." "Remember, girls, if you're not turned on, turn off!" "I spent a long time trying to make myself successful right here on wall street." "I was a top salesman for a top-five financial firm." "However, I decided to take my life in a different direction, so I quit my job and then I moved on to writing children's books." "I can't wait to have a beautiful wife and have a big family." "Family is everything to me." "If you've ever seen my big fat Greek wedding, that's my family." "Ladies, if you love Greek food, you gotta sample this dish." "You're doing great." "No, don't worry, man." "12 lights are on." "You're doing great." "You just need one light at the end, all right?" "Let me go find out what's happening with the girls." "Anna, why did you turn your light off?" "Um, oh, my God, as soon as I saw the wall street sign, I, like, freaked out." "Wait a minute, he quit that job and became a writer of-- author of children's novels." "He would give you a happy ending." "Lisa, you're still in." "I love that he--he's an author of children's books." "Yes." "Yes, I do." "And what about the family?" "Do you like the big family?" "I love the big family." "Close to the family." "Love Greek food." "Let's take a trip to the mediterranean or something." "Guaranteed." "Okay, panos, if there are any lights on at the end of round three, you definitely got a date." "But which girls fancy being in a big fat Greek relationship?" "Find out when we come back on take me out." "Welcome back to take me out." "Panos started out trying to woo my 30 girls." "12 are still interested, and the good news is, if any lights are on at the end of the third round, panos has got himself a date." "Girls, if you like what you see, keep your light on." "I'm a romantic." "I love to take care of a woman, I love to buy her flowers, and I love to even send her a dress to wear to dinner that night." "I come from a traditional family." "Maybe I'm an old-fashioned guy, but I'm just looking for a sweet and easy-to-please woman that I can just take care of." "Panos, you got yourself a date." "Let's find out what the ladies thought about that." "Kelli, why did you turn your light off?" "I'm, like, a man-eater, and he's just not enough to keep my appetite." "Oh!" "Sorry." "Let me--let me say something very simple, all right?" "I could handle three of you, no problem." "Courtni, your light is still on." "Yes." "He said he likes to take care of me." "Who doesn't want that?" "A prince charming?" "Thank you." "Prince charming, panos." "Kasia." "Yes." "You know, I am a tall girl, but honestly, panos, a little personality goes a long way with me, and you are so sweet." "Thank you." "All right, panos, six girls have their lights on." "Now, you have to pick your favorite two." "The power is in your hands." "Go and turn out the lights of the girls that don't have a shot at being your Greek goddess and leave just two with their lights on." "Oh!" "Panos!" "Who is it gonna be?" "Panos is out by Leslie." "Jessica c is out." "Oh!" "Kasia is out." "Two more to turn off." "No!" "One more, panos." "Kristin's out." "I swear, you're beautiful." "You left courtni and Leslie." "Why those two?" "They're very beautiful girls." "I love what they had to say." "She's my height, she's not, but I love you both." "Okay." "Now you have to choose which one to take on a date." "The girls know a lot about you, but what do you want to know about them?" "You can ask one question, panos." "Make it a good one." "All right." "So, I love to take care of women, all right?" "But, so now, it's my birthday, and I'm coming home from a hard day at work." "How do you surprise me?" "Okay, courtni." "That's easy." "I've heard a way to a man's heart is food, so I'd cook you dinner, but only in my apron." "Leslie?" "That was a good one." "Uh..." "God." "I'm gonna start with a little sprinkle of rose petals throughout the floor, lingerie on, distract you." "A little, uh, massage, going at it, while the food is cooking." "And then, I don't know what else will be cooking, but we'll find out." "Okay, panos, it's between courtni in an apron and nothing else and Leslie in lingerie, rose petals, and something cooking." "Wow." "Now, go turn one off, panos, and take one out!" "I don't want to choose!" "I gotta go with the height." "Oh!" "But you're beautiful." "Give it up for panos and courtni!" "Oh!" "Yeah!" "How 'bout that?" "Why did you pick her?" "She's beautiful, she's sweet, and she's also my height." "I love that." "Okay." "Well, you are off to a place that is more romantic than shangri-la and the garden of eden rolled into one." "It is where?" "The take me out resort!" "All right, you crazy kids, go enjoy your date!" "I've got two tickets to paradise won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight" "I've got two tickets to paradise I've got two tickets to paradise when she said that she was gonna cook in the apron," "I said, wow, that's pretty much it." "I think that's amazing." "I hope that we have a lot of fun on the date, lots of laughs, lots of giggles, and he turns out to be my prince charming." "Good luck to panos and courtni." "Our last awesome guy will be up right after the break on take me out." "Welcome back to take me out!" "Okay, here's my next great guy in need of a great gal." "Let the booty see the licious." "Single man, reveal yourself." "On the day I was born the nurses all gathered 'round and they gazed in wide wonder at the joy they had found bad to the bone b-b-b-b-bad b-b-b-b-b-bad b-b-b-b-bad whoo, bad to the bone" "okay my man, give the girls your best shot." "My best shot, g.L.?" "Ladies, good evening." "I'm Dave Peters from orchard park, buffalo, New York." "Welcome." "Okay, ladies, if you're turned off, turn off." "24 lights are on, Dave, and you're off to a great start." "Let me go down and have a little chat with the ladies." "Jenny?" "I got kind of creeped out when he was in my face, like, b-b-b-b-bad" "I'm sorry." "I know." "This is how guys think." "He thinks he's making a connection, and she's like, you kind of creeped me out with the b-b-b-b-bad" "kassi?" "I begged you to bring me a man, and you brought me a man." "Okay, ladies, 24 of you are still keen to rave with Dave." "You know what to do." "If he's not right, turn out that light." "Living by the beach is a dream." "I've worked hard to get to where I'm at, and I'm the ceo of my own company, but when I'm not working, I'm working on these." "I was born deaf in my right ear, and I had some serious speech challenges to overcome." "It was really tough overcoming all that, but working out definitely helped build my self-confidence." "Through my fitness, I could motivate others and help them, so I started thinking about crazy things I could do to raise money for charity." "One of the events I did was challenge the world record in throwing a washing machine." "And Mr. Peters, he's a modern-day Hercules." "He does hold the world record in push-ups in one minute." "So, ladies, one of you lucky girls will go home and meet mama and papa Peters." "15 girls have their lights on, Dave." "You're doing all right." "Oh, am I?" "You're doing great." "Okay." "All right, let me go and chat with the girls." "All right." "Kassi, you said you wanted a real man." "He can throw a stove." "My biggest pet peeve is somebody that is just completely full of himself, and referring to yourself in third person, that's about as bad as it can get." "George, I think I'm gonna change it to "I" from now on." "Okay." "Yeah." "Wait a minute, before you do that," "George Lopez doesn't think there's anything wrong with it." "Oh!" "Boom!" "Jennae, you got an edge." "Your light is on." "This is true." "I mean, he's really sweet with a kick, and I like somebody with some spice, and if he's bad to the bone, then my bones are aching for a good time." "Okay, Dave, 15 girls have their lights on, but round three is coming up." "Will the girls be screaming "hello" or "hell no"?" "Remember, girls, if he's out of sight, keep on your light." "Charity is a big part of my life, and I actually started my own company, glowbox." "It's a really cool gift box that people buy." "The proceeds fund a community project." "I'm really excited." "I'm at Webber elementary school, and today, I'm giving the kids some glowboxes and some learning devices." "This is for another boy." "Their reaction was out of this world." "I can't describe it." "I've been teaching 22 years, and Dave gets an a+ today." "He's a great catch, ladies." "You've got yourself a date, Dave!" "Congratulations!" "Whoo!" "Uhh!" "Hello!" "Dave!" "You've got yourself a date!" "Zaza, your light is on." "Tell me why." "He just turned me on, so I'm on, baby." "Kristin." "You know, I dated a new yorker and it went well." "I dated a ceo, and it went well." "And I also know sign language, so maybe I can work with those kids with you." "It would be a great combination." "Aw, so sweet!" "Yeah." "Okay, Dave, ten girls still want to date you." "Now, the power is in your hands." "All right, we'll see what Dave does with the power right after this break on take me out!" "Welcome back to take me out." "Before the break, ten girls had decided that they all wanted to date Dave." "Turn out the lights of the girls who don't light your fire and leave two lights on." "All right, my man." "Come on, everybody!" "Dave!" "Suki's out." "Come on, Dave!" "Kasia, okay." "Dave!" "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." "Leslie's out." "Dave!" "Zaza is out." "What?" "Damn it!" "Jessica c is out." "Nina's out." "All right, you've kept Erin and you've kept Kristin." "Dave, you can ask them one question." "Make it a good one." "Okay, if you girls were to do something charitable, what would that be?" "Okay." "Erin?" "If I were to do something charitable, it'd be something along the lines of cleaning up the ocean that would affect everyone and animals." "Okay." "Wow." "The ocean." "Kristin?" "Yeah." "I actually want to start a charity one day that empowers women to start their own businesses and really be strong and do that whole thing, yeah." "Well said." "Great." "So, Dave, is it going to be Erin or Kristin?" "Dave, turn one off and take one out." "Who's it gonna be, Dave?" "All right!" "Dave, come on out here, you crazy kids." "George, I got the, uh, the winner here." "Come on out here." "I'd like to put that on her if she doesn't mind." "Wow." "So the winner." "All right, come over here." "Dave, what was it about Kristin?" "Uh, it was-- it was quite easy." "She's highly educated, she's articulate, and when somebody can come at me and they want to help other people, uh, they've got their blank together, and that's what I'm looking for." "Okay." "Do you have your blank together?" "I guess so." "You two are off to the most exotic date of your lives, to a place where turtledoves serenade you from dawn to dusk." "Where are they going, everybody?" "The take me out resort!" "All right, you crazy kids." "I've got two tickets to paradise won't you pack your bags we'll leave tonight" "I've got two tickets to paradise I've got two tickets to paradise" "I'm looking forward to the date to see if there's initial chemistry and really see what happens and for him to figure out if I'm the girl that he thinks that I really am." "I got the girl that I wanted from the beginning." "Chocolate strawberries, baby." "Whew!" "That was a busy night of matchmaking." "I brought together Jesse and Debra..." "Panos and courtni..." "And Dave and Kristin."