"MIDDLE EAST" "What you're practicing, is emotional illiteracy." "You're completely unable to read each other." "You're only nice to others when the kids are around." "Everything else is logistics." "You've become everything you promised not to become   when you fell in love." "If you die tomorrow, you die dutifully and miserably." "If you want to waste more money here, make an appointment on your way out." "When the bottle was empty, he became nostalgic and longed for the time when it was full." "In other words, we haven't been together in a while." "We were, for 4 years, but I ruined it by sleeping around." "With the same one." "Several times." "But now some time has passed,   and I've had sex with others after the breakup as well." "What we need, is really just to find a way to make this work." "So you want me to help you?" "Daring to trust and surrender and be open to someone you love   works best if you're with someone." "Do you want me to help you?" ""I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day of my life."" "Do you know who said that?" "Custer." "You're Indians." "Cheyennes." "I'm George Armstrong Custer, and this is my Little Big Horn." "I stand alone, and you attack in waves of thousands." "I'm responsible for the biggest military blunder   the world has ever seen." "I am the World Trade Center, and you're incoming planes, a never-ending stream." "I'm a disaster!" "Get out of here, dogs." "Dag?" "Are you all right?" "What does it look like?" "So what's the problem?" " Buffalo Calf Road Woman." " Yada-yada-yada." "The woman who killed Custer." " Yes." " Dag?" " Yes." " Shit, this is sick." " This is not good." " You may have a point." " I was just going for a beer." " Aren't you vacationing with Mia?" "She gets so anxious before we go anywhere, she can't sleep." "When we got to Egypt, she gave out after dinner." "She went to bed." "I went to the hotel bar for a beer." "It was incredibly enticing." "Like a striptease in reverse." "Really sexy to guess what her neck looked like." "My room was out, but she said we could go to her place." "The problem was that she didn't say where she lived." "I woke up in Libya, Dag." "I'm in Libya now." "Just the sound of it:" "Libya." "It's sick." "Shit." "I'm scared." "She was a bedouin." "Direct descendant of Attila the Hun." "They tenderized beef with their asses while riding." "She had a glorious ass." "I had no chance." "I gave my all." "I might have fucked her to death." "In Libya." "Mia is in our room in Egypt." "We've got 6 more days." "That's her calling." "Hold on." "Hello, baby girl." "I just woke up early." "Went out for some croissants and a paper." "I didn't want to wake you." "You looked so beautiful." "I wanted to serve you breakfast in bed." "Love you too." "Great." "See you later." "Fine." "Bye." " Dag, are you there?" " I have to get back to work." " You're slurring." "You're not drunk again?" " Worry about your own problems." "I didn't desecrate Gaddafi's girl." "Not to be insensitive, but you've been together your whole life." "There can't be any point in divorcing now." " I can't go on with this." " You're living in the same nursing home." "What will you do?" "Put on a flapper dress and do the Charleston   and see if you can get lucky between the TV room and the can?" "That's exactly it." "What?" "What exactly is the problem, Hulda?" "Oddvar doesn't want to fuck." "We've covered this before." "I can't help you there." "Stop talking about dick." "Go have some lunch." "Is it too much to ask, to feel anything other than impotence?" "I want to live while I wait to die." "Why don't you go talk to Malin, and I'll talk with Oddvar." "Is it worth it?" "Sharing your whole life with someone?" "It used to be, but you get to a point, where you don't know who you are without her." "She just need to feel that I see her the way she feels inside." "I can't do anything about it." "My body doesn't do what my mind wants." "Look." "Viagra." "A friend gave them to me, he eats it like candy." "I don't need them." "I don't have anyone to use them on" "Take a couple, and see what you can manage." " Good morning." " Good morning." " You woke up early?" " I always sleep badly in a new bad." "I figured I'd give you a good start." "You're the world's best man." "You know,   there's no place I'd rather be than right here with you." "For the rest of my life." " I love you." " I love you too." "I'm so glad we did this." "It's all good now." " It's all good." " Yes." "How long will this go on?" "This." "Until it's empty, I guess." " Speaking of empty, could you..." " You know what?" "This is, believe it or not, a place of work, Dag." "As your sole employee, I say enough's enough." "As your boss, I say it's not." "Bottle." "Fine." "You!" "That's workplace theft." "I could fire you." "Assuming there still is a job to be fired from." "If you drink, it comes off your paycheck." "Dag, please." " Hey!" "Cut it out." "It's not my fault that you've got a great ass." "Go home, Dag." "I'll lock up." ""I'll lock up."" "Malin, listen." "The sweet sound of victory." "Just go." "I'll lock up." "Dag, get out here now." "We've got a crisis." "This isn't a crisis." "Just go home." " Dag, Oddvar is here." " Oddvar?" " What happened?" " I did just what you said." "I took the pills, and did my very best." "I didn't think..." "I couldn't know that..." " What?" " That it weaponized it." "It was my first time in 17 years." "Can't blame me for being eager?" "I thought she liked it." "17 years worth of sperm." "Like Christmas pudding." "Her lungs weren't able to regurgitate it." "Hulda is dead." "Asphyxiated." "Wow, I'm really sorry to hear that..." " They were your pills." " Did you give him pills?" "I was only trying to help." "You know it's illegal to hand out meds if you're not a doctor?" " Malin, don't..." " I can sue you, Dag." "Oddvar, let's talk about it tomorrow." "Let's just get you home safe, so you can call your son." "You may not need to tell him everything." "Sorry." " What was that?" " What?" " What you were talking about." " Just a little surprise." "I wanted to come up with a day trip you hadn't thought of." "Shit." "Shit." "Shit." "And shit." "Damn, damn...." "Damn, it should have been you."