"Beloved Jesus" "Please accept my sacrifice for the dire sin of incontinence" "So many people are obsessed with sex" "Release them from their hell" "And free them from their prurience" "Thank you, Jesus!" "Thank you!" "Don't move now!" "Inhale.." "Exhale.." "Now hold your breath.." "Keep your shoulders loose" "Don't move" "Lean your shoulder against the board head straight" "Just a little further" "No swallowing!" "Don't move now" "Just turn around a little" "Dont move" "Radiologist dictates diagnostic findings into a voice recorder" "I just came by to say goodbye." "You're leaving?" "Yes, holiday!" "Where to?" "I'll just stay home Then I wish you a pleasant holiday" "Thank you!" "Goodbye" "The world is beautiful our lord loves it so" "New is the human who loves" "The world is beautiful our lord loves it so" "New is the mortal who loves like him" "We have found great joy" "It will continue to accompany us along" "We want to bestow this joy upon everyone" "So the world can sing along" "The world is beautiful our lord loves it so" "..blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus" "Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now, and in the hour of our death." "Amen." "Good morning!" "The mother of god is coming to visit you!" "Do you know the virgin mother?" "Yes Yes?" "Are you christian?" "Catholic?" "No" "No?" "But that doesn't mather, mother Mary came here to help you anyway!" "Ok Yes!" "And she wants us to pray together now" "Everyone must participate Everyone?" "Everyone!" "In the name of the Father Father", yes thats good." "...and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit." "Amen." "And of the Holy Spirit." "Amen." "Mary with your child so sweet" "Mary with your child so sweet" "Your blessing we thankful receive" "Alright, now everyone gets blessed by the mother of god" "This is holy water holy water, yes!" "And now everyone becomes his blessings" "He especially needs a blessing" "Yes..." "Alright" "Now I have got something for you" "Inside you'll find the prayer" "She will be able to read it so you can start learning it" "That way you can start learning german." "This is for praying" "Even the rosary is included, just like the one she's wearing" "Right, you can do that?" "It is very important!" "Praying the Hail Mary..." "Good morning!" "The mother of god has come to visit you" "Have you got time?" "For the mother of god one must have time, she came just to see you, she wants to welcome you to our country" "No, no , no, no!" "Not here!" "Why not here?" "Madonna wants to come and visit you!" "The mother of god" "Go away with that." "It is bad, I don't want it here!" "But, the mother of god is looking for a place to stay..." "She just wants to help you!" "She will help you to get a better life in Austria" "Jesus" "You endured the thorn crown for us" "Every day you are getting ridiculed by other human beings" "Please accept my daily sacrifice as a humble compensation" "Praying the Hail Mary..." "Jesus" "It is so wonderful just to see you" "You are" "You are such a handsome man" "You are to most handsome of all" "Your eyes.." "so loving, so gracious.." "..so bright!" "I get so" "My heart is getting- so big, just when I can see you" "I am so happy since we are in this relationship" "I can't even imagine how life was without you" "I am so thankful thankful that you have let me" "come to you That you let me find you!" "You are a miracle for me the biggest wonder that exists" "I love you, Jesus" "The holy mother will certainly be able to help you change your life so you will have the power.." "But we don't want to change our lifes" "But you are living a sinful life!" "Don't you understand that?" "What kind of sin are you talking about?" "Who says we are sinful?" "One cannot live happily together without being married Who dictates what a sin is?" "God does!" "God?" "How?" "And where is god?" "He must have a lot to do then." "Yes, god has a lot to do..." "God has given us free will!" "Exactly!" "and therefore we ourselves are able to decide what is good and what is evil" "No!" "God decides what is good or bad!" "People are only able to choose to act good or bad." "That's not right!" "As long as man respects the ten commandments everything is allright." "I don't kill, I don't steal" "I don't betray anyone- Yes, and what about the sixt commandment?" "That one's nonsense, it comes from a completely different age." "Back then there were just 2 million- Aha!" "Now the commandments suddenly don't apply!" "..people on this earth at that time." "And now there are nearly eight" "In the coming years there will be 8 milliards!" "And what does that tell us?" "That we need birth control, Or else after every" "One mustn't commit incontinence!" " intercourse!" "What incontinence?" "That's just lust!" "But you are constantly commiting adultery." "Adultery?" "No!" "That's not adultery!" "Adultery is when I'm married and I have an affair with another woman" "When one leaves his first partner and then chooses to live with somebody else, that is like permanently commiting adultery." "Not at all!" "That is your personal view, but not mine" "These are gods laws, hence the 10 commandments" "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife or husband But we don't do that anyway!" "But you are separated!" "His children were conceived by annother woman!" "So what?" "They aren't your children." "My wife passed away, what else should I have done?" "How's that relevant?" "You are divorced." "That doesn't matter" "Why didn't you stay with your husband?" "Thank god that I left him" "It's because he betrayed her!" "God forgives each and every sinner!" "Just if he repents!" "No.This whole story about sins is laughable" "Laughable?" "Yes You are insulting god!" "No, I'm not insulting him." "You do, when you say that sins are laughable that is very insulting!" "Who is god?" "Who is god?" "God has died for our sins." "Who says that?" "because we have sinned and you say that's laughable." "God let himself beeing cruzified because we have sinned?" "Yes, just for you he endured the thorn crown and let himself get nailed to the cross" "And why did he do that?" "For your sins!" "For your own personal sins!" "Listen, god is the one who put us on this world!" "He created us, he created us.." "Cats are not meant to drive in cars" "He was so excited and nervous" "He screamed the whole time, it's time for him to get out of his box." "Poor cat" "You just have to explain me, what I have to do with him" "I'll put the toilet down here" "Now she surely wants out of the box." "What, here?" "Yes so she can run around" "But you'll bring her upstairs later?" "I'll put her in the garden" "No, not in the garden, she will run off" "Ah, then I'll look for another place, I'm sure I'll find something" "Yes!" "A warm place.." "Look!" "This is your summer resort!" "Goodbye, sweety." "Yes, we'll handle that." "She just needs to relax" "Bye bye, sweety!" "We'll just leave her here and everything will be allright!" "Bye bye!" "Come along." "She'll have it nice here" "..then you have to get the moist one, because it is not good if you give him just this one and if he doesn't eat the one kind you can try to offer him the other" "Yes." "And if it doesn't work at all, it's not because he's not hungry" "I'll put her down there" "Yes, that's good then you can try to feed him with your hand, he will eat then almost certainly" "The dry food?" "No, that doesn't matter, it just has to be a different flavour" "That he'll have to eat" "And if he just doesn't calm down at all, you'll give him the bach flowers remedy" "Then you can offer him two bowls of water, one with normal water and another with a few drops of bach flowers extract in it." "He will then choose for himself" "Hello" "Hello Maria!" "Anna-Maria Hello" "In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit." "Amen." "Jesus, I live for you" "Jesus, I'll die for you" "Jesus, I'm yours" "In life as well as in death" "Oh god, have mercy on us" "Be compassionate with us" "Lead us, oh Jesus" "Into your blissfulness" "Heavenly Jesus" "We are the prayer group "legio heart of Jesus"" "Amen." "We are the spearhead of real faith" "Amen." "We are the stormtroop of the church" "Amen." "Heavenly Jesus, we swear our love to you" "Amen." "We swear to you our obedience" "Amen." "We swear to you faithfulness till death" "Amen." "We swear to you, that Austria will become catholic again" "Amen." "Praying the Hail Mary..." "Holy mother, please help me to convert those people" "Why didn't you phone me?" "Why should I?" "I wanted to surprise you" "Did your family kick you out?" "No I just wanted to come to you" "What would you like to drink?" "I don't mind." "Water is alright" "But I could sleep in your bed just as well" "It's not the time to discuss that now" "But why?" "I just arrived!" "Why don't we start over?" "Anna!" "I'm talking to you, please." "I'll finish making your bed and that's it." "Yes, but I could sleep in your bed and it would be no problem" "Haven't I got the right to sleep there too, or what?" "What are you doing?" "Where do you want to lie?" "Where should I put the pillar?" "I told you I want to sleep down there!" "Then I'll put it here" "Just like that, huh?" "Why don't we just start all over again?" "Anna!" "It's been two years and you won't let me sleep there?" "Jesus, you know how hard it is for me, that he is here again" "Although, if you want to test me, then.." "..then I gladly accept that trial and every other sacrifice that you want from me" "I love you" "Thy will be done, not mine.." "Rolly!" "Rolly!" "Where are you?" "Rolly!" "Look I've brought food for you" "Good!" "Good cat!" "Right, and now we'll put you.." "Look!" "Isn't that a nice place?" "You stay here a little while so you can get some fresh air" "Pssst!" "Don't be upset." "Stay calm!" "Don't smoke so much" "And if you must, then take the ashtray with you in future." "Ok, thank you!" "Do not avoid getting up early" "Your day should start with prayer." "Oh well" "Only by mastering crisis.." "you will become wiser" "Oh yeah, fuck me as hard as you can!" "I love you..." "Please..." "Please!" "Maria bless the people" "Bless me as I'm your child" "So that I can find heaven and the peace within" "Bless all my thoughts" "Bless my every action" "So within your peace day and night I can rest" "So within your peace day and night I'll rest" "Mr. Rupnik?" "Yes, what's the matter?" "Are you Mr. Rupnik?" "Yes" "The wandering mother of god came to visit you" "Who?" "What?" "The wandering Mother Mary, look!" "Where do you want me to put her in all that mess?" "Isn't there any free space left?" "Sure, in the next room there is" "Then let's move over there" "Show me where you want to put the mother of god" "Here my mother used to sleep" "But when she died, the whole bed died for me too" "I just use it as a cloakroom these days" "See, I can't lie down now where my dead mother was laying" "So you loved your mother very much?" "Well, I think that I unconsciously developed some kind of dread, that prevents me from lying down there" "We have to bless your mothers death bed." "We should pray a paternostra for your deceased mother!" "Hmmm, yes we could that that I suppose..." "First we must put down the holy mother usually I pray a lot.." "Look here" "We can put her up here.." "No, she needs to be in the center of the room" "This seems unworthy" "Yes, but look, here I keep the candle that I light on her death day" "Usually there's a candle in there, the last one must have burned out" "So we should put her up here" "Then you'll have to look up constantly but your mother died down there" "Perhaps we should put here over there" "But that way is blocked" "Yes, but that way you can kneel down and see the mother of god and the bed" "Ok, then we'll just put her right in the middle Maybe that is the best place" "Do you still have any candles?" "Candles would be nice" "No, they are all burnt down Let's put her in the middle" "Let me get rid of the hat" "Watch out!" "We don't want her to fall over" "No, no, she's stable.." "And she would land softly anyway" "Let's get rid of that now we will use that some other time" "Good, now let us kneel down here" "What right now?" "Of course we will say a prayer for your mother" "It is very important to pray for our loved ones Yes, I do that but just on holidays then I even go to the cemetary.." "Mr. Rupnik, let's kneel down now Must I really?" "Of course But is there even enough space for the both of us?" "I must first put away these books Then let's get rid of them." "Let me do it!" "I can put them over there" "I don't want to strain you too much" "So you don't get exhausted.." "In future you'll have to keep this place tidy" "Yes, but, don't put away those nice suits because when I'm all dressed up.." "I attend to many of the greatest local events." "Yes, but now let's start praying" "Please get down on your knees now Really?" "I haven't knelt in a very long time" "My knees will instantly hurt once I kneel down" "You can do it!" "It's unhealty!" "It can't be unhealthy to pray in front of the mother of god" "But I'm not used to that kind of thing." "You just have to put some effort in it" "I'm new to all of this" "Just turn your shoulder to the right a little" "That hurts.." "That's because you're kneeling wrong" "What should I do then?" "You must put your buttocks closer to the bed" "No, I must hold onto the bed or else I'll fall over" "I do that as well but the way you're kneeling it must hurt" "Enough!" "That's enough, I'm finished It hurts too much" "This hurts." "You know what?" "I prefer to stand while bending down a little" "This whole thing seems unnatural..." "A little devotion now!" "Now let's find some words" "How do you manage to endure all of that?" "The knees!" "It's easy, and a little pain isn't bad" "I can kneel for hours There's only one way to explain that:" "As we all know woman have some sort of fat coating around the kneecaps this happened through femele hormones by nature" "By the way I observed that woman are able to walk around in the winter season just with thin thights and short skirts on and apparently they don't mind the cold while men can't stand it" "And that is because woman have this nice fat coating" "Especially the bottom which I am generally very fond of" "When its round form is bulging out, its main purpose is to attract men" "Please, Mr. Rupnik!" "It's just a natural fat cushioning, that woman have because of their female hormones" "Mr. Rupnik, I don't think that this is an appropriate topic to discuss in front of the holy mother!" "Yes, of course, you're right" "Allright.." "Now do we really?" "We will pray the paternostra for your deceased mother" "Our father, who.. please join in" "I usually pray in my own words..." "No the paternostra has got to be prayed correctly" "Well, then:" "In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit" "Our father..." "I thought you know it?" "Of course I do:" "Our father.." "..who art in heaven Obviously hallowed be thy name.." "Right, right!" "but that is just an embellishment, that's not so important thy kingdom come.." "..and thy will be done," "..on earth as it is in heaven." "Very good, go on!" "Now that one is crucial!" "Give us this day, our daily bread," "I often ask god to give my my daily bread" "..Give us this day, our daily bread.." "the next part is a little more complicated and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." "Now that one is very interesting!" "This is the most difficult one in the whole prayer" "Because he will only forgive us our sins, if we forgive the sins of all the other people around!" "So all those people who constantly get on our nerves, we will have to forgive." "Just imagine that!" "Yes, but our beloved god also had to forgive you and you obviously got on his nerves a lot!" "But he forgives you, if only you do it to" "Yes..." "But I never commited any serious crimes After all I am a pretty normal citizen" "Bless this mothers death chamber and be her advocate in the beyond" "Don't you think you should bless the holy mother herself a little?" "The holy mother is blessed!" "One does not need to bless her, she blesses you!" "She will stay with you for 2 weeks ans than I'll come and pick her up again" "What on gods earth are you doing?" "I just wanted to feed her." "But not our food, are you crazy?" "This cat has to eat too." "But not our food!" "Look, the poor cat is hungry." "That is unhygienic, put her down!" "Why?" "She eats just like humans do" "The cat stays in the cellar!" "That is disgusting!" "The reason I came back to you is because I hoped everything would be better but you are treating me like I'm an immigrant in the streets" "I feel hate against foreigners, even in our house" "That is not right." "It is not right!" "I am reading your thoughts and your ideology But this ideology is wrong!" "Hate only conjures up more hate" "I came here and tried to be nice, I tried to love you and had so much hope for a new beginning" "But I see you don't want to change" "Forgive him!" "He does not know what he is doing" "Lord, I am your property my life is yours my salvation and glory to you you gave it to me paternally you are leading me through all paths of life according to my ambitions" "Lord, I am your property" "What is wrong with you?" "I told you I wanted to see that programme" "But it is not good for you You always tell me this is wrong and that is wrong..." "What am I supposed to do all day?" "You could read a book, or listen to Radio-Maria" "You are treating me like a child now?" "Like I don't know what I want?" "When I want to watch TV you say read a book" "And if I am reading a book, you'll propably tell me to watch TV then" "I would never say that You!" "Listen up!" "When I want to do something you are not supposed to go on my nerves all the time." "Do you understand that?" "But I only interfere when you do things that are bad for you That's none of your concern!" "But I also have to listen to that filth, those bad programs" "I can hear it through the kitchen" "Maria!" "I'm warning you!" "When I say I want to watch TV that means I want to watch TV!" "Can you understand that?" "And I want no sinful things happening in this house!" "Did you get that?" "Who told you that that is a sin?" "And what are you doing outside the house all day?" "What's going on with you?" "I don't understand you anymore" "I know exactly what kind of programs you are watching" "You are only watching bad programs all the time!" "Are you observing me the whole time now?" "So you're spying on me?" "!" "Do you want to take the TV away from me now or what?" "You always get so angry when you're watching TV" "It also makes you more aggressive." "Come on!" "That doesn't make any sense" "I'm trying to be polite towards you please don't force me to become unpolite" "I told you before - don't bother me here" "I want to watch TV!" "Back off!" "Leave me alone with your fanatic religious beliefs" "Thank you" "Please, be careful!" "But I'm doing it gentle..." "I can feel that you want to hurt me" "Sometimes you behave like a little child" "No, I am no little child" "A lot of woman say that men are like little children but that's not true" "Turn around now" "Darling You know that I am a cripple." "Do you understand that?" "It hurts me and I know it hurts you too" "But you do remember how I used to be in bed" "Yes, Nabil.." "But that's the way it was" "Right now I can't do anything about it There is nothing going on down there" "Look.." "Nabil, I am thankful to god that you had your accident" "There's a meaning behind this" "That way I started to believe again" "You just got to understand that too" "Yes, but it hurts me as well that I- I understand that too" "..that I can't satisfy you anymore" "That had to be said" "Nabil, you must try to understand what the meaning behind all of that is" "Then you will feel better" "Accidents happen for a reason" "God is testing you" "You must try to understand why this happend to you" "Look at the life you lived before..." "You drank.." "you went out very often" "It wasn't a good life!" "You just think so now because you lost your past life" "Still I am happy that I can be here with you" "I would just like if you would have a little more time for me" "I have nothing against you going out sometimes" "It can get boring here with me the whole day I understand that" "I have to go to work, we need the money to live" "I know That is ok" "I just wanted to tell you.." "My conciousness tells me that it must hurt you and I'm sorry, it hurts me too" "Because- What hurts you?" "I just tried to tell you, it's because of my affliction" "But that doesn't have to hurt you I am happy that things turned out the way they did" "I just want you to feel it too" "That you didn't grasp the meaning af all this is what makes me sad not the fact that you are paraplegic, that is a gift of god!" ""Radio-Maria" playing" "You are having your breakfast alone?" "No answer?" "You treat me like a dog again?" "Why don't we have breakfast together?" "Why are you always so unsatisfied?" "I'm doing everything for you!" "Not everything!" "I care for you, because you can't anymore" "And I enjoy caring for you, but you are still never satisfied!" "No, not always" "Other people would be grateful, if they could live in such a nice house" "Is that so?" "I help you all the time I give you everything you need" "You mean washing the clothes and stuff like that?" "But you are never thankful That is your duty!" "You are my wife!" "You must know that" "In every religion you are supposed to do those chores" "And I do them gladly." "Yes, but there are also other things you have got to do" "Things that are also your duty" "But you don't seem like you want to understand." "It has to do with emotions" "Emotions!" "You are my wife and- But one can never make it right to you" "You could make it right but you would need to be able to have feelings" "But since you seem to have no feelings I cannot help you!" "Hey" "You" "You are betraying me!" "Am I right?" "Nabil you are in my way, why don't you drive back into the livingroom?" "You are lying to me" "Drive into the livingroom and let me do the dishes" "You dirty slut!" "Whore!" "You are a whore, like all woman here" "You are betraying me?" "Am I right?" "Stop it" "Whore!" "Slut!" "You are a whore like all the woman in Austria!" "You will pay for this!" "You filthy whore!" "Pig!" "Heavenly Jesus," "We swear our love to you" "Amen" "We swear to you our obedience" "Amen" "We swear to you faithfulness till death" "Amen" "We swear to you, that Austria will become catholic again" "Amen" "Heavenly Jesus" "You are the vulnerable heart.." "that is our rescue." "prayers death oh lord be gracious be merciful to us" "What is this, Anna-Maria?" "Who are these people?" "If you want people to visit you must ask me for permission first" "Did you?" "the group begins to pray" "Idiot!" "I'm talking to you!" "Idiots!" "Goddamn!" "You whore!" "Let me in!" "I'll kick the door in!" "That's a warning" "Anna-Maria begins to sing "Oh Haupt voll Blut und Wunden"" "I count to 5 and then I'll tear the door down..." "Have you gone crazy?" "Let me in!" "You know Jesus was cruzified and has been dead for over 2000 years maybe you should try to find a better religion" "You don't want to understand Why did you lock the door?" "You are crawling on the floor, you whip yourself..." "Is that religion?" "Or are you sadistic?" "No you are a masochistic!" "Come out of here!" "If you won't come out..." "My name is none of your business" "Maybe you are from the police, who knows." "I'm not with the police," "I come from the church" "I don't want to sell anything In fact I am going to give you a present" "Do you want a beer?" "No, I don't and you shouldn't either" "Look, I brought you a rosary do you know what that is?" "I couldn't care less.." "This is a rosary!" "And if you pray with that you won't need any more beer" "No beer, no vodka and no men" "Now I give you a little of my beer" "Where are you from, where were you raised?" ""Where are you from" yourself" "I am here" "Yes, now you are here" "Where's your mother or your father?" "I don't like people wo ask me of my heritage" "Why are you so interested in my heritage?" "This is none of your business!" "Where is your mother, the one who raised you?" "It doesn't matter where my mother is!" "Raising me up?" "Didn't your mother care for you?" "My mother fucked 100.000 men" "But you also got a mother in heaven" "Hmhm!" "Your mother!" "And she loves you" "Show me your tits, I want to see No no no, we won't do that" "We won't do that, No!" "Come on!" "I don't care about you anyway just leave if you want to" "I used to be a human beeing in the Soviet Union and now I am just a huge piece of shit in Austria!" "Then why did you come here?" "Because of a foreigner, he worked as a cleaner" "mother of god, help us" "You've got a pretty skirt." "Thanks It's sexy" "With that skirt you can seduce many men No, it's not sexy." "No" "It isn't good to seduce men Yes it is" "Because men are seduceable" "I had 30 men allready." "When one commits the sin of unchastity one will become very unhappy" "How long have you been in Austria?" "Why does that concern you?" "I just want to help you!" "Help me?" "God in heavens!" "There, now we spilled it" "Your underpants are smelling nice!" "No!" "I want to check that out a little closer, come here!" "Starting praying the Hail Mary..." "Calm down" "Look, there is nothing more left" "Yeah, right" "You don't need that put it back there" "Believe me you don't need that anymore" "Aren't you smart?" "You want to follow me around now?" "Stop it, you drank so much today allready" "Give me the beer!" "Please give me the beer" "Are you going to give me the beer?" "That's enough!" "Calm down, we got to be careful" "It is the devil who wants the beer, not you You don't even want it!" "You don't need it Please!" "The mother of god will help you, so you don't need it anymore" "You don't need it!" "Don't be afraid of the devil You don't need this anymore" "Be strong" "You have to be very brave now" "You can do it!" "Calm down" "You can do it" "Piss off!" "mother of god, help us" "Everything is allright, you don't need that knife" "You don't need that Look at me, you don't need that" "You're so beautiful!" "You are Maria Magdalena I need you" "Everything is fine.." "Shit.." "everything will be fine if I could just.." "get another one" "You greedy rat!" "It's ok." "You don't need that It's only water" "This is water?" "I show you what is good for you!" "Come here!" "Anna-Maria starts praying" "Come to me and I'll show you something good" "I don't care about what you are doing" "Praying" "Well, nevermind" "You must think you are the greatest" "Jesus, she needs your help so badly" "Forgive me!" "I am so sorry" "Forgive me" "Nearer, my God, to Thee," "Nearer to thee!" "It is you that I have to thank for living on this earth" "Don't let us down here ever forget about you" "Nearer, my god, to thee," "Nearer to" "Anna!" "Anna!" "Get up" "Come on" "You've got to help me a little" "Stop it?" "You are my wife, is that not so?" "Ok, enough!" "Why?" "Why do you punish me?" "Why?" "I HATE YOU!" "Anna-Maria sings "Ach wie flüchtig, ach wie nichtig""