"I think that might be burning." "I wasn't that hungry, anyway." "Is this what married life has got in store for me, eh?" "Burnt toast?" "I'm er...gonna jump in the shower." "Want me to jump in with you?" "Easy on the shoulder, though." "Hey, are you OK?" "Or is it this two-day hangover?" "What?" "Oh, no, I'm fine." "I just didn't get much sleep, that's all." "Meaning you've got something on your mind?" "Dan..." "(DOOR OPENS)" "You know I love you, don't you?" "I mean, there's love and that, and then...there's us." "I'm really worried now." "What else have you burnt?" "I think I know what's up." "Joanie filled me in last night, sort of let the cat out of the bag." "Zak, I wanna tell him myself." "Tell me what?" "I'm sorry, but if you're taking on too much at work, you need to slow down." "Stress does us no favours." "You look at our Belle." "I know, but..." "Ah, no buts." "I know what you're doing." "You're penny pinching to pay for our perfect wedding, aren't you?" "Is it that obvious?" "Right, I best get off." "Them kids are moaning out there." "Listen, I know how much you love me." "But, our future together, I wouldn't swap it with anyone." "Bye, love." "Bye." "I'm so sorry, Kerry." "But Zak was worried about you." "He started asking questions, it was the best I could think of." "Dan's talking about our future." "We're not gonna have one unless I get rid of this." "So the test was positive, then?" "Right." "Look, Kerry, I know it doesn't seem like you've got too much choice right now" "  It was Ross, Joanie." "I slept with Ross." "And there is no way I am having his baby." "It's literally a walk in the park." "Owners never take their eyes off their dogs, so you distract them, and I'll do the rest." "Just distract them?" "Shall I do a little striptease?" "Eurgh, no." "Ow." "Just pretend you've lost your dog." "I was gonna use a pretty girl, but they were thin on the ground." "Go on." "Don't mess up." "All right." "Get off." "Emma?" "Emma?" "Emma?" "Excuse me, I've lost my dog, have you seen a little dog?" "What's it like?" "Oh, I'm sorry love, no." "No, a little terrier, brown and tan." "She's called Emma." "We'll help look, if you like." "Will you?" "Yeah." "I don't know which direction, she flew off." "Where did you start off from?" "We were over there and then we wandered this way." "It's down here, I'm sure." "Come on, Wolfy." "Wolfy." "Wolfy." "Come to daddy, come here." "Hey, no dripping on my bar." "Oh." "Hooray!" "My day's just got a whole lot better." "Don't even ask me about my scallops." "Don't come too close, I stink." "18 miles." "I'm gonna to be in agony tomorrow." "Eight... 18 miles, are you bionic?" "Listen, don't worry about tomorrow, OK, because I have got something amazing lined up for you later." "Marlon's special souffle." "Aw." "You'll make someone a lovely wife one day, Marlon." "(CHUCKLES)  Take no notice of them, it will be great." "Erm..." "I've got some free time later on, if you if want me to put up that flat-pack furniture for you?" "It's just a small wardrobe for April." "Yeah, well, maybe she'll let you hang your wedding dress up in it (!" ")" "(BOTH LAUGH)" "(Charity!" ")" "What?" "Have you never seen a girl sweat before?" "Yeah." "But you look different with your clothes on." "Well, maybe we can reminisce while we're counting our cash." "So, go on, what's one of these things gonna make us again?" "Couple of hundred." "You what?" "I thought you said these things were worth £7k!" "Do you know what, if their owners love em that much, they'll pay a proper ransom." "Ka-ching." "Ka-nothing." "We're not kidnapping him." "Oh, I'm sorry, what are we doing?" "Taking him for a little walk?" "No, we keep him until the owner puts up a reward and then, 'Hello, mate, look who I've found.'" "Everyone's happy." "Does this look like my happy face?" "So, go on, what when they don't put up a reward?" "What then?" "Then I keep 'em for a few days and then we let them go." "Them?" "You've got more than one?" "Yeah, I've got five up at Wylie's farm." "I've had a kid with you." "Er..." "I'm not the one who wanted to sell them on." "Ross, I need a proper payday, yeah?" "What for?" "For gym membership." "Who cares?" "(GROANS)" "Oh, you've got to be kidding me." "Wolfy, come here, boy." "Come on, look what I've got." "Come on, come and get your chops round this." "Ross." "Oh, my God." "Stay." "Wait." "Oh..." "Erm..." "Here, look what I've got." "Come on, take 'em all." "Run!" "(BARKING)" "I know you said you didn't want to talk about it any more." "Are you trying to talk us out of it?" "Kerry." "No, are you?" "Because you might as well fast forward to the bit where it hasn't worked." "I'm having it aborted." "'It' is a baby." "No, Joanie, it's a mistake." "One that there's an undo button for." "Click." "You're not 100% sure it's actually Ross', are you?" "Remember yesterday when you weren't being judgey, let's go back to that." "I'm sure." "You could tell Dan the truth." "He loves you." "He might understand." "Have you been at the cleaning fluid?" "I cheated on him and got pregnant, what is to understand?" "Or..." "I can't believe I'm actually saying this, you could lie to him." "He'd never know." "I'd know, Joanie." "I'd know." "Another one of your terrible ideas." "Note to self, before you agree to do any scams with Ross, hit yourself with a bat." "Note to self, hand Charity the bat." "What do you want?" "There's no more food." "You've had it all, go on, go away!" ""So, Charity, you get up to much today?"" ""No, not really, just spent most of it on a climbing frame being barked at by a psychopathic Rottweiler."" "Yeah." "Beats work, I suppose." "You're enjoying this, aren't you?" "Ah, the chase is always the best bit." "So, go on, what do you need this money for, anyway?" "Nothing, it's fine." "Nothing, it doesn't matter." "Which means it's big." "OK, look, I was gonna tell you, all right." "Just..." "I've been waiting for the right moment." "Tell me what?" "I'm leaving, Ross." "Everyone in the group were keen to help with your affliction regarding the pastries and cakes." "Just make sure to leave room for some of my fruit salad." "I will, and it's very much appreciated." "But you've got to face your fears, haven't you?" "And I can always save some for Carl for later." "We're glad you've both come back." "It's nice to feel...wanted." "Don't go." "We're all friends here." "Nice to see you again." "We met in the cafe, Lydia Hart." "Some may say the 'Hart' of the group." "No?" "Just a little 'in joke' there." "Sorry, I think I've walked into the wrong room." "You're not the first person to say that, but at bereavement counselling, everyone is welcome." "Bereavement counselling?" "There's nothing to be afraid of, is there, Jimmy?" "Obviously you two know each other." "So sad what happened to his wife, Ricola." "Ricola?" "Hm." "It's absolutely tragic." "Such a shock." "So you've recently - Oh, yeah, yeah." "My husband couldn't be more dead." "What's the emergency?" "There's no emergency." "Women's problems." "OK, take as long as you need." "(CHUCKLES)" "I think he might need a lie down." "When I start thinking that it could be Dan's..." "Well, that would mean I'd win." "And I never win, Joanie." "Nothing ever turns out right for me." "This isn't you, Kerry." "It's water off a duck's back, man." "A knocked up duck." "How about I phone that clinic for you?" "Today." "I need that appointment today." "I cannot lose Dan over this." "Having fun?" "(DRILLING)" "Carly!" "Eh up." "What are you doing here?" "If you're gonna be a 'good wife', you'd better get in that kitchen (!" ")" "Oh, yeah, Chas, dead funny, isn't she (?" ")" "What are you using there with the drill?" "Two bit, is it?" "Two bit, yeah, it's probably the best one, that." "They reckon." "Need any help?" "No, it's pretty straight forward." "The trick is to just read the instructions." "Do you know what, I was thinking, actually, how about we swap?" "How about you do the souffles and I'll get busy with the drill?" "Me, cook?" "You'll be OK, the trick is just to read the instructions." "Oh, and always use room temperature eggs." "I'll throw this thing together, and if you need me, I'll come and help." "OK." "But...souffles." "You are so gonna regret this." "I'm not gonna let you take my son to Sweden." "The furthest you'll get is Ikea, mate." "Oh, yeah, because you're such a wonderful dad (!" ")" "How long before you even admitted he was yours?" "Oh, that was all down to me, wasn't it?" "Oh, come on." "I mean, seriously, what can you give him?" "Me." "I can give him me." "Yeah, all right, I don't have a lot at the moment." "Oh, have you heard this Devil Dog?" "I feel a speech coming on." "Oh, go on, then, take the mick." "But he's the reason why I wanna make something of myself." "There is nothing that I wouldn't do for that little boy." "What?" "Nothing." "Look, we can't stay up here all day." "This is what we're gonna do." "Oh, right, suddenly you're the man with the plan now, are you?" "I'm gonna make a break for it and see if he runs after me." "You run in the opposite direction and we'll meet back at the car." "Unless you've got a better idea?" "No, I think that's a great idea," "Usain Bolt." "And what when you can't outrun him?" "I'll do my best impression of dog food." "Ready?" "Yeah." "Well, it was sort of nice knowing you." "Right." "(BARKING)" "Thank you, Gary, but I'm sure in no way does Barbara blame you." "Jimmy, as Nicola is new to the group, would you like to share again?" "I don't know." "I've got my cakes, so..." "I'll go." "Oh, well, if you're sure." "So, erm...my husband died in a freak accident." "Which is quite fitting because he was a total freak." "I know you probably all have really sad stories, but he was like this big, stupid deadweight around my neck." "But am I supposed to feel guilty because his death was so slow and painful?" "Guilt is perhaps the most painful companion of death." "Thank you, Coco Chanel." "Go on." "(MIMICS) "My name's Timmy." "I'll sell our house and I won't even tell you."" "I really don't think you need to do the voice." "Oh, I quite like the voice." "He sold your house?" "Hm." "And then he tried to win me back by reenacting Dirty Dancing with a watermelon." "I'd have rather married the watermelon." "Sounds a bit harsh." "Unrepressed anger can manifest itself in many different ways." "But it's good that you can let your anger out." "It sounds like Timmy made your life a total misery." "I've obviously done quite a few shoots before, but a friend's wedding..." "Always get nervous." "You'll smash it." "And what if I don't?" "What if it's a total disaster, and..." "Holly." "It's tomorrow." "Is that too short notice to cancel, do you think?" "You are not cancelling." "They've asked you because they know you'll be great." "And cheap." "Eh." "Sorry." "The glass is always half empty." "You'll come tomorrow, won't you?" "Me?" "I don't remember getting an invite." "I'm inviting you now." "Maybe just come to the reception, or something." "I'll come up with a reason for you being there." "Please?" "Obviously, if it means we get to hang out together." "Listen." "I know what it feels like, to be scared that everything is working out OK." "I've been there." "I believe in you, even if you don't believe in yourself." "Sorry, was that too much?" "I mean, are we even there yet?" "The main thing to remember is get the shots done nice and early, everyone just wants to get drunk." "All right, mate?" "Just talking photography." "Holly's got another wedding tomorrow." "Oh, right, Er..." "discount for friends and family?" "Only, me and Kerry, we're gonna need somebody soon, like." "I'm sure we could work something out." "Cash in the hand, obviously." "And we don't mind a bit of airbrushing, saves me going to the gym!" "Well, anyway, I best be off, got loads to prep." "So..." "Good luck." "Thanks." "Oh, and Jai... it wasn't too much." "I still can't believe you did that...for me." "I didn't." "I was hoping the dog would choose you." "Oh, come on, stop lying to yourself." "Admit why you don't really want me to leave." "Yeah, who else would sit on top of a climbing frame with me?" "You're just not man enough to admit how you really feel, are you?" "I am plenty man enough." "But you don't read a book you've already read, do you?" "What, you've read a book?" "Really?" "!" "Did it have really big pictures (?" ")" "Ha." "You're funny." "But you talk too much." "Yeah?" "You'll have to find a way of shutting me up, then, eh?" "Whoa." "What?" "Ooh." "Say nothing, they can't prove a thing." "Oh, yes!" "Marlon, they've risen, they've risen." "Look, I did it." "Wow." "Brilliant, that is brilliant." "Well done, you." "And well done, you." "It looks great." "Have you used that glue?" "Yes." "Yeah, well, I think maybe the drill was playing up a bit, so I went with Plan B." "Job done." "Great." "Well, do you wan to put it in April's room?" "Yeah, in a bit." "Yeah." "Don't be daft, we'll do it together now." "I'll give you a hand." "No, no!" "I don't need a hand." "Honest." "Marlon" "  Do you know what, I'm starving, forget this, let's eat." "Have you glued that to the floor?" "Have I..." "That is hilarious." "Yes, I have, yes." "Ha." "I bet we'll laugh about this in years to come, won't we?" "I'm laughing now." "Maybe you are better off sticking to the pots and pans!" "It was worse when he became a stay-at-home dad." "I wish he'd been a stay-away dad." "You know, you actually sound like Ricola." "Ricola?" "Sounds like a cheese." "Yeah, a stinking, cheating, controlling cheese." "Erm..." "Jimmy." "Well, it sounds like Ricola's better off dead." "Anyone for tea, or a French Fancy?" "A man makes one mistake." "One?" "Were you not listening?" "Maybe I should write them all down." "How do you spell buffoon?" "Two 'F's, two 'O's." "I think we may be off topic." "I'll tell you a word I do know how to spell. 'Adulterer'." "Well, maybe you'd took your eye off the ball." "Maybe I didn't expect the ball to roll into my best mate's garden!" "You're lucky you got it back." "If you'd have been my wife, I'd have topped myself." "If you were my husband, I'd have helped you." "OK, Nicola, I think your repressed anger may have brought out the darker side of lovely Jimmy's grief for his wife." "I am his wife!" "Yeah, his dead wife." "Say hello to Ricola and Timmy." "Nico." "I hope you like ghosts, Jimmy." "Because I am gonna haunt you for the rest of your pathetic little life." "He was picked up in a pub in town, drunk and disorderly." "Do you know how worried we've been?" "Hm?" "No texts, no calls." "No nothing, actually." "So, come on, Cain, tell us all where you've been." "Nowhere." "You got a drink?" "Just try and keep him out of trouble." "We will." "You couldn't leave your hand cuffs (?" ")" "Not for you." "I'll leave you to it." "Oi." "Oh, you're still here?" "Back of the queue again now, am I?" "You were never at the front, actually." "Just go, will you?" "Look, we need to talk about your travel plans properly." "No, we really don't." "You know when people get silly ideas sometimes?" "Well, that was one of them." "Cos I ain't going nowhere." "I know it's your job, and everything, and you're gonna try and get in my head, but I'm not some kid," "I just wanna get the abortion sorted." "I'm afraid it isn't that simple." "I know how simple it is, doc." "You give me some pills." "I go home." "You give us some more pills, and I basically have, like, a miscarriage." "That's right, isn't it?" "It's not as simple as that, due to the stage of the pregnancy you're at." "What?" "Any quicker and I'd still be post coital." "And that's the problem." "We can't take a positive test alone as confirmation." "Are you serious?" "That test cost us nearly 15 quid." "And then there's the throwing up." "Come to the bogs with me, if you think I'm lying." "I don't think you're lying at all." "But, like any of the ladies that come to us..." "Ladies?" "..we can only confirm a pregnancy using an ultrasound, and it will be at least a week before that test becomes available." "A week?" "I haven't got a week." "I can't keep a secret for one day, never mind seven." "I'm sorry, Kerry, I really am, but there's nothing I can do for you today." "What?" "No." "Please." "(SIGHS)" "Dan." "He's gonna find out." "I'm gonna lose him." "I'm gonna lose everything." "subtitles by Deluxe"