"Freeze!" "Mandrill, right?" "Baboon guy, pheromone powers?" "I'm going to have to ask you to put down the money and surrender or else you will be beat up." "Wasp, you think I'm scared of you?" "I'll tear those wings off, and then I'll" "It doesn't matter." "I can take both of you." "I" "Uh" "Huh." "I surrender." "I surrender." "Well, that was easy." "Verily." "He brings shame to all monkeys with his cowardice." "What say you, Iron Man?" "I say one down, 73 to go." "#Our world's about to break#" "#Tormented and upset#" "#The loss from when we wake#" "#With no way to go back#" "#I'm standing on my own#" "#But now I'm not alone#" "#Always we will fight as one#" "#Till the battle's won#" "#With evil on the run#" "#We never come undone#" "#Assemble, we are strong#" "#Forever fight as one#" "#Assemble, we are strong#" "#Forever fight as one#" "Hey, stop that guy!" "Looks like we got ourselves a stowaway, boys." "Grab him." "Well, thank you for actually being on time." "Unlike the others." "Ho, Miss Potts!" "And Hulk." "'Tis good to see you again." "Are you ready for the upcoming battles?" "You ready to get a watch?" "We're here." "Sorry we're late." "I had to tear Hank away from his lab." "It was an important experiment." "Friend Pym, I did not see you there." "I expected you to be giant." "Really?" "Why?" "Thy giant self seems more useful." "Well, actually" "Where's Stark?" "Sorry." "Sorry, everyone." "I got caught up in a meeting." "Uh, actually, I missed that meeting, too." "Anyway, thanks for coming and welcome to..." "Avengers' Mansion." "This was my" "You know, that was really rude." "Greetings, Thor Odinson." "May I offer you a drink?" "What manner of palace is this?" "This was a museum for the Maria Stark Foundation, my mother's home." "I've had it upgraded since the breakout." "I thought this could be our headquarters." "Swanky." "The mansion is run by JARVIS, my personal artificial intelligence." "Anything you need, JARVIS will provide." "Say hi, JARVIS." "Indeed." "We've got a full kitchen." "Chef on call." "Ew." "There are 12 bedrooms, maid service, laundry, room service, a theater/lounge, satellite TV and movies, every form of video entertainment on the planet." "Are you serious, Stark?" "This is what you spent a week preparing?" "Uh, no, I haven't gotten to the good stuff yet." "You're going to need these." "These ID cards are linked to the Stark entry satellite network, and will keep us in audio and video communication anywhere in the world." "They also give you full access and control of the mansion." "I can show you how it" " Oh." "You think I can't figure it out?" "I'm sure you can." "T'would be wise to treat the lady with respect." "Which lady do you mean, blondie?" "Nifty." "And voilà, the sublevels." "The mansion's got a beyond state-of-the-art science lab, space for Hank's modular labs, as well as my armory." "Wow, big pool." "Actually the pool's on the roof." "This is a full-functional hangar with two prototype high-speed aerial shuttles." "The quinjets." "Weapons, shields, and an air speed of mach 8 for those of us who can't fly." "But they can go into space, too." "Then there's the training room." "What?" "Like a gym?" "Well, kind of." "Aah!" "Aah!" "ExerciseComplete." "Is that the best you've got, tin man?" "It's self-repairing." "Thanks for asking." "By the way, that was level 1 of 10." "Ooh." "And this is the assembly hall." "All the money you've thrown into this is very impressive, Tony." "We're you bored?" "Are we your new pet project?" "Why are we here?" "Oh, that's a good question." "Kind of angry, but that's okay." "JARVIS, bring up the most wanted list." "74 super-villains escaped the day of the breakout." "Graviton is being held by SHIELD." "We caught Mandrill, but we've got more work to do." "They don't trust you, these Avengers." "Once they're done using you, they'll lock you up, too." "This was your idea." "Things have changed." "I know many of these villains." "The Wrecker and his crew are formidable." "His weapon is of unearthly might." "If we do recapture them all, where do we put them?" "The Big House is destroyed." "The Vault isestroyed." "We haven't heard anything about the Cube." "I'm working with a colleague on something now." "Reed Richards has proposed a prison that actually outside this dimension." "In a place he calls the Negative Zone." "Too much talking." "We should just go get these guys." "We don't even know what caused the breakout in the first place." "What's to stop it from happening there?" "You know, maybe we should call it a day, then concentrate on beating up some bad guys tomorrow." "At least one of you knows what they're doing." "I have had enough of you, creature." "Your insults end here." "You want to go, Goldilocks?" "Let's go." "Whoa, okay." "How about instead of going, we find a way to actually get along?" "Since you two are the only ones staying at the mansion full time," "I'd appreciate it if you didn't level the place on day one." "Wow, he's gonna be fun." "This is exactly where they want you, Hulk." "This is your prison now." "Get used to it." "No." "No, don't listen to him." "Hulk, it's not me." "Tell the other Avengers." "It's not me!" "Hulk!" "You never listen to me." "I can't believe you don't think this is cool." "Wait, what?" "Oh, I do think this is cool." "The modifications I made to the A.I. are very exciting." "No, not stupid Ultron." "The Avengers." "We're super-heroes now." "I'm a scientist." "With super powers on a super-hero team." "Look, I applaud the idea, but just because Iron-Man says we're team doesn't make it so." "We're five strangers." "It takes time to form a team." "It takes trust." "I wonder where Thor slept before now." "Does he even sleep?" "The Hulk probably slept wherever he wanted to." "I'm moving into the mansion." "What?" "You have a penthouse apartment in the city." "You don't have to move" "Firemen sleep in the firehouse." "She's very excited." "I don't remember him on the schedule." "He's Nick Fury." "He wanted a meeting." "What was I supposed to do?" "Let me guess." "SHIELD needs weapons." "You want to recruit Iron-Man." "You need my help." "Not this time." "This time, I came to help you." "You see, believe it or not," "I want your little Avengers project to succeed." "Pardonme,sir." "There would appear to be something wrong." "What be thy concern, ethereal voice?" "I have no physical evidence of this, but I believe the mansion's systems are being tampered with." "I believe there's an intruder." "Come, Hulk." "Let us patrol the grounds." "The house believes we have been infiltrated." "Perhaps if we are lucky, we will find battle this night." "Listen to him mock you." "He thinks you're a monster." "He will turn on you, attack you." "I don't battle." "I smash." "And if you talk to me again, hammer face, I'll smash you." "If you wish to test your metal against an Asgardian," "I am happy to oblige." "I don't need this." "I don't need anyone." "Tell the others I quit." "Good riddance." "Incoming call from Pepper Potts." "JARVIS just told me the Hulk left." "Thor, you have to bring him back." "Why would I do that?" "Because he's our responsibility." "And with the mood he's in, he's liable to tear down this entire city." "Please, go get him." "You are to come back to Avenger's mansion with me Hulk." "Move." "T'was not a request." "Officially, SHIELD tolerates super-heroes, but just barely." "A team of super-powered vigilantes, rounding up criminals makes a lot of people uneasy." "I believe in what you're doing, Tony." "I believe the Avengers are important." "And behind the scenes, I'll do whatever I can to help you." "Wow, I almost believe you." "You'll help us when you're not trying to manipulate us." "You take the good with the bad." "Tony, we've got a big green problem." "It's your team, hero." "Deal with it." "Avengers, assemble." "Avengersassemble." "Avengersassemble." "Avengersassemble." "Hulk, stop." "Why are you doing this?" "You need to calm down." "We're not attacking you." "Well, I guess Thor is." "Hulk, Hulk, stop this." "You have to listen." "Alert,unknownenergydetected." "Hulk, wait." "There's something" "Aah." "Tony, move!" "There's some kind of weird energy around the Hulk." "Thor, it's similar to what your hammer gives off." "Tis dark magic." "The Hulk has been enchanted." "I'm guessing this isn't a team trust-building exercise." "Aah!" "Get away from him." "No!" "That went well." "Is everyone" "Aah!" "The Avengers." "How unimpressive." "You had better hope someone more capable chooses to avenge you." "JARVIS?" "JARVIS, raise the shields, now." "Notpossible,sir." "Armor systems are in critical condition and are losing power." "How dare you attack us, Enchantress." "Wait, wait, wait." "You know these people, Thor?" "Aye, the Enchantress and her Executioner." "They are Asgardians." "Why have you come here, Amora?" "Oh, you love Midgard so much, Thunderer, we thought we would come and see what all the fuss is about." "You have to go back." "Someone is manipulating you." "They wanted you to fight the Avengers." "You have to go back and make sure they're okay." "Everything you said was true." "I am a monster." "It's only true if you let it be." "Walk away now and it will be." "Oh, this is gonna hurt." "Aah!" "Iron Man, now might be a good time for some kind of" "Something." "Armor's leaking energy faster than I can recharge." "Unless you got some spare batteries lying around or an electrical socket" "The giant man first." "His head will make a good trophy on my wall." "Hank." "I do not fear your lightning, Odinson." "Your magic is nothing against mine." "You are not my target, witch." "Armorenergyreservesat214% ." "Take them down." "Destroy them all, my creature." "No one controls the Hulk!" "Watch out!" "Aah, does somebody want to explain what that was all about?" "Old enemies from Asgard" "The Enchantress has ever found joy in causing me pain." "You have won the day, friend Hulk." "Truly thou art a warrior to be reckoned with for few can resist the Enchantress' charms." "Nothing's changed." "You all thought I was a savage monster." "You were gonna take me down." "You're no different than Ross and SHIELD." "Expect they're honest about it." "Hulk, come on, it's not like that." "I'm done." "Okay, so not the most promising day two."