"Ureshiya odore RUMBA Hare nochi Guu" "Itoshi itonayamashi koshitsuki de" "Anata to LOVE LOVE yo TROPICAL" "Nante PARADISE Hare nochi Guu" "Ojousan natsuwa goyoujin" "Koi no HOOK hazuretemasu" "Nukiashi sashiashi de shinobiyoru" "Ayashii kage sore wa daare?" "NICE na Lookin'!" "HEART wa Zukkin!" "KISS wa koi no hissu ITEM" "Grasping the losing horse-race ticket" "I walk under the curtains to enter a pub in the alleyway" "I drink, I get drunk, I drink some more" "I am a traveling crow that sways among the waves of the rough winter seas holding onto a sweater that will never be worn" "Let's go back north, to my homeland" "Hitomi wa uruu RUMBA Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "Dame dame ima wa dame Hai soko yo DELUXE!" "Jounetsu hyakudo-shii ooyakedo DELUXE!" "Hare Hore Hire Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "Kuchibiru nurete RUMBA Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "Furete furerarete hazukashiya DELUXE!" "Anata to LOVE LOVE yo TROPICAL DELUXE!" "Nante PARADISE Hare nochi Guu DELUXE!" "Love me, please." "Love me, please." "All right, everyone's here." "Then, we'll begin." "Love me, please." "Where's you-know-what?" "It's almost done." "Where is this going to take place, anyway?" "I think the multipurpose hall is good enough for it." "And, how about getting those crucial guests?" "No fallouts on that end." "Especially because we have someone in the know..." "Everything really moved along smoothly." "No problem." "Then, we'll go ahead with it as planned, in three days." "Love me, please." "WAIT A MINUTE, MARIE-TAN" "You know, Hare you're popular with women." "Oh, Hare, you're so cute!" "I just want to rub up against you!" "You think so..?" "Oh, Hare, you're so cute!" "I just want to rub up against you!" "Yeah." "Oh, Hare, you're so cute!" "I just want to rub up against you!" "Perhaps I don't have the right to say something like this..." "I'm really worried!" "W-Wait a minute, ma'am, stop it!" "Because Hare's father is who he is, I'm really worried!" "W-Wait a minute, ma'am, stop it!" "Because Hare's father is who he is, I'm really worried!" "Oh, Hare, I can't take it anymore!" "It's not that I don't like the doctor..." "But I'd never want him as a boyfriend or a husband!" "Hey, Marie, are you thinking something right now that's really rude to me?" "Hare-kun, you can kiss me." "And, this includes Yumi-sensei, but..." "Help me!" "I was surprised by the pictures taken in the big city..." "Everyone is so sexy that it makes my heart skip a beat!" "They're all mature!" "What should I do...?" "Is Hare only interested in older-looking women?" "I'm still such a child..." "M-Marie!" "?" "I'm still such a child..." "W-Where are you going?" "Wait..." "Do something and help me out of this!" "No, I'm not going to lose!" "I'm going to make Hare's heart skip a beat, too!" "And to make Hare's heart skip a beat..." "It's best to seek a guy's advice." "Exactly!" "I'll ask the boys for advice!" "What things done to them would make a guy's heart skip a beat?" "Yeah!" "I want to know as reference." "So she says." "I wonder what it would be..." "At least for me, you know..." "Oh, I'm so sorry!" "Or something like that makes my heart skip a beat." "You really have cutesy thoughts for someone your age." "Let's see, if you want someone's heart so skip a beat, how about a change of image?" "A change of image..." "Then, what kind of outfits do that to a guy?" "Uh, let's see..." "For me, you know, it's a girl with cat ears, I think." "You know, the stuff you see often in commercials nowadays..." "You know, like with this kinda stuff..." "I'd like to think that such fashion isn't something that normal people are into." "Well, if you think aside from such niches..." "Where's Marie?" "Argh, I finally got Yumi-sensei off my tail." "Hare!" "I-Is that you, Marie?" "It's good weather today-nyan!" ""Nyan"?" "What should I do?" "There are so many scary things going on here that I want to comment on, but I can't bring myself to..." "Hey, hey, what do you think of this outfit?" "Did it make your heart skip a beat?" "There are so many scary things going on here that I want to comment on, but I can't bring myself to..." "Hey, hey, what do you think of this outfit?" "Did it make your heart skip a beat?" "Uh..." "Y-Yeah." "Somehow, I can't shake the notion that she means this in a different way..." "Hare's reaction is not quite up there..." "Maybe this wasn't along the lines of Hare's hobbies." "Then, it must be the "Tiger-striped bikini wearing oni-girl" or the "Taisho era romance fighting musical singer girl" or, going a little bit older, "Ah, a goddess!" "And the youngest one, too!"...?" "Or, maybe, I should have done the "Interfering apprentice magical girl" thing...?" "How's it look?" "What anime is this?" "That's it..." "I feel a murderous intent!" "?" "I tripped!" "I guess this doesn't work for Hare, either..." "Makariku Makarita Yanbaruiti" "Stop it!" "Idiot!" "Idiot, idiot, idiot, I'm such an idiot!" "Such strange accessories that ignore functionality or outfits that mischievously expose more skin than necessary or wigs with hair color that's obviously not natural..." "I don't want to go out of my way to make those just to bask in the curious glances of a very small number of fanatic boys!" "Hare..." "All I want is for Hare to like me...!" "I want to be together with Hare!" "In a wonderful, steady couple together with him!" "But, how in the world can I...?" "That's it!" "Is there a trick to making boys infatuated with you?" "I want to make Hare infatuated with me at all cost!" "And so, I thought about asking someone who was really lovey-dovey in real life..." "That's why I came to see you --Addyyy..?" "And, Cheeettt..?" "Now, why are you pronouncing our names like that?" "But, how I made Chet completely infatuated with me... right..?" "If we start talking, it'll be a long story." "I have to start by talking about how I came here from England all alone to investigate the wonders of the dense jungle." "...but, in the jungle that I arrived at, there was something even more magical than any of the abundant ruins of ancient civilization." "That's you, Addy." "Chet..." "Until I figure out this mystery of how, and for what purpose, God made such a wonderful I can't leave here I'll solve this mystery if it takes all my life to do so..." "Oh, Chet!" "Addy!" "I'm jealous..." "Ch-Ch-Chet!" "I want Hare to love me this much--so much that it's steamy!" "A-A-Addy!" "Marie..." "I was born to accept a wonderful gift from god called you..." "No way!" "I'm going to say something romantic to Hare, too!" "Hare!" "Would you like to talk with me about god?" "Marie is going insane!" "I can't do anything right..." "No matter what I do..." "Marie." "Hare..." "Marie..." "You're acting really strange today." "Really, what's wrong?" "Marie..." "No, it's all my fault...!" "Because I can't become your type, Hare..." "I'm not as sexy as all the adults yet and don't have the charm to make guys' hearts skip a beat..." "I am doing my best... but it's no good..." "In the end, I'm nothing but a kid..." "That's why I'm no good!" "Oh, I want to grow up right now!" "But, it's impossible after all... to become an adult instantly..." "Never give up!" "Humans are creatures that can do anything when they put their minds to it." "If they can't... it's only because they give up!" "Hey now, here you come again butting in to the middle of a conversation..." "In the first place, even if you try your best, there are things that are physically impossible to do!" "Marie, don't become an adult with no dreams like this guy." "I'm a kid!" "A KID!" "Hey, don't you irresponsibly go giving Marie wild ideas, okay?" "She's already a girl with lots of dreams in her head..." "She'll take you seriously!" "W-What!" "?" "Then, can she really become an adult!" "?" "Let me tell you up front, no more of switching souls with someone else, okay!" "?" "Of course she can with this stick." "Tiny!" "Tiny!" "Wait!" "This is just a match!" "Anyway, transformation is against the rules!" "Against the rules I say!" "Now hand over that stick to me!" "Shut up!" "If Guu is having fun, it's all okay!" "You're the worst!" "At this rate, I have no idea what she's going to do..." "Marie, come on, let's go!" "Sure!" "My clothes seem really tight all of a sudden..." "I-It's just you!" "It's just you!" "It's really just you, so don't move an inch!" "Okay!" "?" "Sure..." "Something up?" "Change her back!" "You didn't like it?" "Of course not!" "I see, your type is someone that looks a bit older." "My bad, I made a mistake." "You're aware, that's not exactly what I'm not upset about, right!" "?" "Mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake." "Hey, Hare, what's up with you for the past few minutes?" "0Mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake." "S-Sorry, it's really nothing." "Mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake, mistake." "Are you a demon!" "?" "I'm Guu." "W-W-W-W-What's up with that hair!" "?" "Even if you use Dama as the base for it, it's still too huge!" "It's an optional item." "It's fashionable, ne?" "What part of it is!" "?" "Huh?" "My head feels heavy all of a sudden..." "I-It's just you!" "Geez!" "I beg you, please don't play around with Marie's body!" "W-What?" "Guu always does things seriously." "That makes it all the more malicious!" "Understand!" "?" "No more peeking in from there!" "If you do anything else, this time I will not let you off the hook for it!" "I'm sorry, Marie, for being so frantic for the past few minutes" "No, it's okay, I don't mind!" "T-This is... very..." "No!" "Geez, why won't she ever listen to what I say..?" "Guu is only doing it for Marie's sake." "Those eyes of yours say that you're doing it to trouble me." "Y-you know, Marie, I don't know why you want to become an adult all of a sudden but I like you the way you always are." "I don't want you to change so drastically, you know..." "R-Really..?" "Honestly for real?" "Yeah..." "That makes me happy!" "I'm so glad you' re back to your usual self, Marie." "Oh, no... was I acting that weird?" "No, not quite weird, but more like Emotionally unstable." "Yeah, that!" "Wait... hm?" "I'm emotionally unstable a lot lately myself!" "Well, it's what people call the maternity blues." "Then, that means I had the maternity blues, too!" "That's not something you should mention so casually." "I really like Hare..." "But Hare is always so nice to everyone..." "I worry all the time that Hare will go off with someone else..." "But, I like the Hare that's kind to everyone..." "So, I really didn't know what I should be doing..." "I want you to like me a whole bunch back, Hare, but nothing ever goes right..." "M-Marie, you don't have to do all sorts of things for that..." "I" "There, there, Marie." "Calm down." "Think about how your worries will be put to rest." "Oh... that's right..." "I want to make a promise with Hare..." "A promise..?" "A promise... something simple, made in the spirit of childhood, like a marriage vow or something?" "If it only goes that far..." "Sure, okay, let's make something with some substance!" "Really?" "Then..." "I want to have a baby!" "A baby?" "I mean, if we have a child, no matter where you are and how many affairs you have..." "Hare, in the end you'll come back to me, right?" "RIGHT!" "?" "Oh, my, Marie-chan..." "Wha" " What are you observing me so carelessly for!" "?" "Stop this insanity!" "Don't embarrass a girl, Hare." "Think things through carefully beforehand." "Well, hurry up and get to it." "Do your best!" "Hare..." "N-NOOOOOOO!" "A few hours of convincing Marie later the boy was able to hold onto his chastity." "Just wait until she's "ripe", ne!" "?" "THE SECOND EVENT" "Yes..." "Yes..." "Yes..." "Understood." "Then, at a later date." "Oh?" "Who was the phone call from, Ashio?" "Oh, Senpai... actually" "A wedding!" "?" "A wedding is... you know what... something where you wear that fluffy frilly white thing... and get dragged in front of a massive crowd of people and forced to recite lines, and on top of it you're blessed by people regardless of how you feel..." "Right." "I can't do such an embarrassing thing!" "I really wish you could think of other things to be embarrassed about." "No, it's totally not my style!" "But you know, everyone is taking their time to set it up for you..." "That's so embarrassing that I'd die from it!" "...and Marie has gone to fetch the school doc..." "That's so embarrassing that I'd die from it!" "This many showed up..?" "Are they all bored or something?" "Him, too." "Now, it's time for the bride to enter!" "The bride is so moe!" "Now, Clive-sensei, stand next to her." "Yeah, sure." "Weda-chan, that looks good on you." "You think so?" "It's embarrassing." "I want to take it off right here, right now!" "Don't." "Now, everyone..." "It's time to introduce our special guests, who are perfect for a fine day like this!" "Now then..." "Who was the phone call from, Ashio?" "Oh, actually ya know, it was from Guu-san." "Oh!" "It's been a while..." "What did she call for?" "She told us to come by the jungle because they're throwing a party for Ojousan." "I've been invited to Ojousama's house party!" "W-W-What should I do?" "Oh, what should I wear to it?" "Should I sew a new dress?" "But, more than that, I can see Ojousama again!" "You know, it looks like they didn't know that this was a wedding..." "Huh..?" "I left inviting the guests all to Guu..." "I totally forgot to mention that it was a wedding." "By accident." "I see, by accident, huh..." "This isn't looking good." "Above everything" "Oh, no, Hare-sama." "You're worried about whether I'm going to harm Clive-san, aren't you?" "Please rest assured, I wouldn't do such a horrible thing." "Hey!" "Huh...?" "Hey!" "An old man I don't recognize is calling me over there..." "In the first place, that would be rude to Clive-san." "Oh my, Bell..." "That's right." "There's no reason Mom or Bell wouldn't celebrate this occasion." "You're... right." "I was appalled because it was so sudden..." "But it's still an event to celebrate." "Right?" "Oh, that's right!" "Speaking of things to celebrate, I'm going to have a baby, too!" "This is a really good place to be, yup." "But, it's still too early for you to come here." "Grandpa..." "Go, Clive!" "Return and do what you need to do for your own sake!" "Sure!" "Damn you, perverted doctor!" "Not only did you get her pregnant, you forced your way into marriage!" "?" "I'm so jealous!" "Don't you mean "resentful"?" "I think she probably meant what she said." "In that case...!" "I challenge you to a one-on-one duel, for the hand of our ojousama!" "What are you talking about!" "?" "To lay one finger on Weda!" "There are limits to how you can ignore class differences!" "You should know exactly where you stand!" "M-M-Mistress, that's not it!" "I-I just wanted to test to see if this man was worthy of Ojousama's hand!" "I have no confidence in trusting our ojousama to this man, who we have no background information on." "Who are you referring to!" "?" "It's true that I do have some doubts about this myself..." "But that doesn't mean there should be a duel" "Yeah." "In the first place, what were you planning on doing?" "About that can you leave it to me?" "That means..." "The second round of the Weda Challenge is about to begin!" "Just as I thought..." "The grand prize this time around is amazing!" "Can you believe it -- she comes complete with a wedding dress!" "That's a wedding dress?" "A-All right!" "Count me in!" "The contestants are Clive, Bell, Ashio, and Robert!" "Eh!" "?" "Why!" "?" "I thought it was just Bell and the school doc!" "Let me compete, too!" "All right..." "Hare will participate also!" "I won't!" "Hey, where do I stand in this...?" "In the first place, it's unfair to be playing three-on-one." "Not at all, Hare-sama!" "It's to be expected to win over all three of us if you plan on marrying our ojousama!" "If you want to marry our ojousama, you have to defeat us first!" "So bothersome..." "In the first place, it's not like she'd go with someone else just because they won." "Well, this is Mom we're talking about!" "Oh, Doctor, you lost?" "Well, I guess you can't help it if you lost." "Now, my baby, we have a new father!" "I'm your daddy!" "I can't lose this battle!" "Round one!" "It's called Operation:" "Heart-pounding Movie!" "The elder will provide explanations and referee." "I hope to do my best." "According to Bell-san, the man best suited for Weda is an ideal gentleman." "That's right." "To say the least, it's not this sick, perverted "frog-like" man standing here." "Who you calling a "frog"!" "?" "And so, we have a check of their reason!" "Ojousama is so cute!" "Bell is disqualified." "Wha" "Reason." "Reason." "Now, the heart-pounding intensity will increase!" "But, you know, with only this much..." "Clive and Hare are disqualified!" "I'm not taking part in it!" "Beside that, did you film this without consent!" "?" "Shouldn't I?" "Give me the master tape later." "One point awarded to Robert and Ashio." "Everyone else remains at 0 points." "Round two!" "In addition to reason, physical stamina is a necessity." "Now, let's have them fight!" "It's a "Challenge Battle"!" "Bell-san scores one point." "Why did this involve me...!" "?" "Final round!" "Who can make Weda happy?" "I'd like all of you to pick someone and vote." "Vote?" "Vote..." "I can't lose now!" "Mo..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Moe!" "Mo..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Moe!" "Ashio-san, why do I get the feeling that we're here for no reason..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Moe!" "Mo..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Moe!" "Well, this is the usual pattern..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Moe!" "Mo..." "Mo..." "Mo..." "Moe!" "Now then, begin your election campaigns!" "Robert!" "Ashio!" "You'll be election volunteers for my campaign!" "Hey, that's not fair!" "If you're jealous, why don't you do as I did?" "Hey, hel" "I refuse." "All right!" "Everyone in the jungle, I have come here for the one big wish of my life." "Please, a vote for Bell." "A vote for Bell is what I ask." "Hey, hey, who are you gonna vote for?" "That's a secret." "Hey, over here!" "Doctor!" "Who are you planning on voting for?" "For you, of course, Clive-sensei." "The obvious choice." "If that's so..." "Could you make put in a good word with the other women for me?" "Sure, but..." "Doctor, recently you haven't been wearing the outfits that I make for you..." "I'll wear them!" "I'll wear them!" "I wish you would make more!" "I'm so glad!" "It's a promise!" "That's true... we've known each other for quite a while now." "He tends to our wounds, too." "His skills as a doctor is one thing I'm sure of." "Such an underhanded tactic!" "You filthy character, you!" "You say that but isn't it within the rules?" "I will go the fair and square route!" "Who should we vote for?" "Tough choices..." "Hey, you boys there." "I'll give you some allowance, so please give me your vote." "Hurray!" "Sure!" "What Senpai does is far more underhanded." "This is against election rules..." "Please consider Uighur!" "Here's my impersonation of the school doc!" ""Weda-chan, Weda-chan..."" "Now, the results!" "The names will be displayed with the lowest number of votes first." "ONE VOTE!" "?" "This is a rather awkward situation to be in..." "Yeah, really." "I hope this ends quickly." "Robert-san is the winner!" "What part of Robert did you like?" "He seemed the most decent of all the candidates..." "Although Ashio wasn't bad either, aside from his scary face." "Gimme a break..." "Ignorance is bliss, is it?" "Robert, you won?" "That's amazing!" "Please, allow me to decline." "Then, Weda will be given to Ashio-san, who came in second place." "Oh my!" "Ashio!" "At this rate, I don't care who it is, as long as it's not him!" "Make Ojousama happy!" "I'll take care of the everyday chores for you, so go off on a long business trip by yourself or something!" "Senpai, for things like this, it ain't what others decide that makes you happy." "What's important is who Ojousan wants to be together with." "In that case, Ojousama would have called off the whole tournament." "I get it!" "This man was just a whimsical fling!" "Just fooling around!" "Weda-chan, you didn't want me for anything other than my body!" "?" "Even I wouldn't go as far as getting pregnant on a whim!" "Maybe the ojousan was worried that the whole marriage thing was a bad idea since you, Senpai, and the madam didn't congratulate her." "Is that true?" "Although it looked like she was just happily playing along..." "Well, in the end..." "I thought it wouldn't be good if Mom and everyone else didn't give me their blessings." "Not knowing how Ojousama felt, we were so frivolous..." "Who's this "We"?" "Are you including us?" "Ojousama, congratulations on your marriage." "Congratulations." "Thanks!" "Happy...!" "I'm just glad it all ended safe and sound." "Mom seemed happy, too." "Hare will wake up." "It's all right, it'll be okay." "He's awake." "He's asleep." "Come on, it's okay." "Stop, no, that tickles!" "Let's see here..." "Stop, no, that tickles!" "Oh, SHUT UP!" "Do it outside!" "Outside!" "You know... at a time like this, you pretend to be asleep?" "Like I could, moron!" ""After a storm comes a calm."" "Aarrgh!" "My life is always raining cats and dogs!" "It's me, Ashio!" "It's me, Ashio!" "It's me, Ashio!" "It's me, Ashio!" "Man, what a weird dream..." "Mezamashi dokei ga nakutemo asa wa kuru" "Ponkotsu kuruma no HEART wa" "DO-DO-DO-DO LET'S GO!" "LET'S GO!" "Mado ake kaze fuku BEAT wa" "GE-GE-GE-GE GET DOWN!" "GET DOWN!" "Chotto jimi janai?" "Kirakira saseyou" "STAGE ni deyou" "Iijan OK SMILE NATURAL!" "Arino mama sora no iro wo utaou" "Kimari goto nante na-i" "Kanarazu tanoshii kibun ni naru jibun mekke!" "Asu wa FUN FUN boku wa SHOUT!" "SHOUT!" "Kimi wa DANCE DANCE" "Minna BOOGIE-WOOGIE!" "Yeah!" "NEXT EPISODE" "Now, we're going to be serious about the preview this time!" "Ho ho..." "Interesting." "You'll have to get by Guu first." "Why do I have to do something like a challenging obstacle just for the preview!" "?" "Before that, put that nail-studded bat away!" "G-Guu-san?" "Can you stop coming closer, waving that bat around in a groovy mood?" "Hey, hold on here...!" "Yikes, she's gonna kill me!" "F-For now..." "Next time on Hare+Guu DELUXE:" ""The Black, Hard, Glistening Creature that Likes Dark, Narrow, Damp Places and is Rather Fast"" "and "Love Love Grandpa Berserker"." "Whenever, where ever."