" Bye, guys." "Have a great time." " Bye, Dave." " Bye." "Have fun at space camp." "So happy I'm not going." " Hold on." "It was crooked." " I know." "That's because I'm spending less time on my looks." "My midterm report is Beauty Is Only Skin Deep." "You know, people should like people for what they are on the inside." " Oh, wow, that's so brave, especially with all the parties this week." " Oh yes, so brave." "Imagine wearing a crooked bow to a party." " Ah!" "Be quiet, Alvin." "You don't even have an idea for your report." " [bickering]" " Quiet!" "Both of you!" "It never stops!" "Now listen up." "I want everyone behaving themselves at the animal preserve today." "Do you understand?" " CLASS:" "Yes, Miss Smith." " GUIDE:" "Gather around, everybody." "We are very fortunate to have such a new and endangered species here." " I don't see anything in here but, but blobs of mud." " These blobs of mud are actually a small group of suck toads." " I'd rather be shoveling dirt." " Don't worry, Derek." "You have your whole life to be doing that." " [laughs] Oh, burn!" "Hey!" " Oh no." "Keep looking, everyone." "We're still missing one." " All I see is dirt." "What exactly are we looking for?" " [gasping]" " [cries] Will someone please just get this off my face?" " I'm sorry, dear, but we'll need a specialist to remove it." " Brittany, it's a delicate species." "We, we can't remove it without potentially harming it." " She needs to look after it until we can fly the specialist in from New Zealand." "In the meantime, he'll Skype with her about how to care for it." " Hey, g... guys, you're kidding, right?" "Brittany?" "Care for it?" "That's never gonna happen." " Oh, well, in that case," "I'm going to assign you, Alvin, to look after her and that thing on her face until the specialist comes." "Do you understand?" "That's your assignment!" " No, Miss Smith!" "No, no." " And if anything happens to that thing," "I will hold you personally responsible." " What?" "No." " BRITTANY:" "Where is he?" "He, he was supposed to call by now." "Meanwhile, this thing on my face is only getting bigger." " Well, y... you know, maybe from this side." "So, Britt, turn around a bit further." "A bit further." "Uh, much, much, much further." "There you go." " [ringing]" " Oh, thank goodness." " SPECIALIST:" "Hello?" " Hi." " SPECIALIST:" "Hello?" " Hello!" "Are you coming here soon?" "Like, like today?" " Oh, yes, look at that." "It's made itself at home on your face." "How neat is that?" " Oh yeah." "Yeah, it's been a real treat." "So when are you coming to take it off?" " I need to care for a shipment of endangered finger monkeys that just arrived, but right after that." " So, so, soon?" " Okay, so, some real simple instructions to care for the suck toad." "I noticed your very bright clothes." "Just won't do." "It's a big no-no, okay?" " Does he hear me?" " SPECIALIST:" "It must feel like it's in its natural habitat." " Uh, hello?" " SPECIALIST:" "So surround yourself with leaves, and mud, and just general dirt and decay." "Oh, oh, and it must stay hydrated." "No sugar." "Make sure you stay calm at all times." "Feed it kale and other sorts of green, digestible and any sort of roughage like that." "All right, well, that should do it." " Ooh, that's a, that's a very, very long list." "Um..." " And when will you be here?" " All right, guys." "Well, that's it from me today." "Have a great rest of the day, and I'll be in touch." " Yes, but, but, but when?" "When?" "!" "[sobs]" " Brittany, ho... hold on." "We, we have a whole list here to..." "Okay, talk to you later." " What is that?" " Your suck toad-friendly outfit." " Oh." " What are you eating?" " A cookie." " No, no, Brittany." "Didn't you hear the specialist?" "You can't have sugar." "The suck toad absorbs it." "Spit it out." " Uh-uh." " Spit." "It." "Out." " [sighs] Okay, you know, just put, just put this thing on and stop your whining." "I have a surprise for you." " I can't believe... uh..." " Oh, come on, Brittany." "It's the movie you've been dying to see." " So you want to know who's behind all of this?" " [chirping] [croaks]" " What is that?" " Britt, it's your beast." " [croaks]" " Hey!" "Hey!" "Shh, shh." "You!" "You be quiet!" " [croaks]" " [in unison] Shh!" " We can't hear the movie!" " Quiet!" " [cries] Why won't this thing shut up?" " [croaks]" " It's making that noise because it's dehydrated, Brittany." "It needs its mud bath." " Oh, well, what a shame." "I don't have any mud on me." " She's fine." "Just step over her." "Nothing to look at, folks." "Keep it moving." "On your way now." " Bleh!" "I've never been so humiliated in my life." " [croaks]" " Sorry, but I think it's best if you don't come to the sleepover, because all the girls are so afraid they could catch this." " Not you too." " Sorry." " I'm un-invited to this party, to this party, to this party!" "[sobs]" "Alvin?" " [chirps]" " Please leave me alone." " Brittany, believe me, nothing would give more pleasure." "Now, come on." "It's time to listen to a little suck toad-friendly tunes and eat up some kale soup with worms." " I'm not gonna do it." " Britt, come on." "You know, your looks?" "That goose is cooked, okay?" "So a little worm soup?" "Not really a problem." " Well, thank you." "You're so sweet." "But starting now, I'm gonna wear pink again." "And, and I'm gonna eat what I want." "And I'm gonna surround myself with flowers and pretty colors." "And, and I'm gonna..." "I'm gonna get myself a, a cookie!" " Brittany!" " BRITTANY: [sobs]" " Miss Smith said I'm responsible." " ♪" " THE CHIPETTES: [singing]" "♪ Ooh, I'm stuck to you like glue ♪" "♪ Whatcha gonna do" "♪ Can't shake me off" "♪ 'Cause I'm [unintelligible]" "♪ I'm showing you some love" "♪ Can't make me stop" "♪ 'Cause you are" "♪ Everything a girl could want" "♪ [unintelligible]" "♪ And you are" "♪ Everything I dream of" "♪ I'm falling over" "♪ Over and then under" "♪ I can't help but wonder" "♪ Did my dreams come true?" "♪ You cannot shake me" "♪ Where you go, just take me" "♪ [unintelligible] can't make me ♪" "♪ Stuck to you like glue" "♪ I'm stuck to you like glue" " Brittany, get down here." " Go away." "I'm not home." " Oh, okay." "Fine." "Well, you know," "I'll, I'll just tell the specialist you're not available." " [gasps] Ah, I'll be right down." " Okay, let's see what we've got here." "Move closer." "Don't be shy." "Oh no." "This isn't looking good." "What happened?" " Uh, [unintelligible]." "That's not po..." " When are you coming?" "When?" " Uh, well, I hate to say it, but by the looks of the suck toad, no need to make the 20-hour journey." "I'm afraid this one's just beyond saving." "You just peel it off now, I guess." " Peel it off?" "But, but I've done everything." "And, and, and she has been a nightmare." " Well, it's been no picnic for me." "He's been mean to me..." " All right, just, you know." "Just stop, Brittany." " ... and thrown mud at me." " I wouldn't have to be following you everywhere." " SPECIALIST:" "Okay, guys." "I see what the problem is." "A species as sensitive as this one can't survive in a hostile environment." "That was on the list that I gave you." "I gave you that." "I said that." " Oh, oh, no it wasn't." "I have the list right here." "Mud, check." "No bright colors, check." "Healthy food, check." "Yadda yadda, check." "No sugar, check." "Calm environment... oh, I see." " You have to understand, specimens like this can do remarkable things for the human race." "Look, I'm..." "I'm sorry if I'm giving you a lecture." "I have to go." "It's been a sad day." " Well, I guess you could peel it off now." " Yeah, I guess so." " ALVIN:" "Oh, okay." "Here goes." " Stop!" "I, I can't." "Not without doing everything I can to save it." " Oh, oh, count me in." " [bell rings]" " BRITTANY:" "Hey, what are you looking at?" "This thing on my face?" "Proud of it." "Ha, you heard me." "That's right." " ♪" " THE CHIPETTES: [singing] ♪ I'm falling over" "♪ Over and then under" "♪ I can't help but wonder" "♪ Did my dreams come true?" "♪ You cannot shake me" "♪ When you go, just take me" "♪ [unintelligible] can't make me ♪" "♪ Stuck to you like glue" "♪ I'm stuck to you like glue" " Okay, so, to wrap it up..." " Kevin, you've wrapped it up 20 minutes ago." "Sit down." " But I..." " Sit down!" " But..." " Sit down!" "Sit!" " Brittany, get up here." "So, is it still alive?" " I don't know." "But, but Alvin and I did everything..." " Oh, save it for the report." "Go on." " My report is titled Beauty Is Only Skin Deep." " [laughter]" " Silence!" " Last week, this suck toad made its home on my face." "I, I didn't take care of it because I was embarrassed, and as a result, I may have really harmed it." "You see, I was afraid no one would like me if I wasn't pretty or, or cute." "And even though it isn't pretty, the suck toad is remarkable and has extraordinary powers." "So it has taught me that pretty or not, I can do remarkable things." "Now I, I love this suck toad." "It has shown me that I'm more than my looks." "And for that, I am forever grateful." " SUCK TOAD: [chirps]" " Oh, yes!" "It's alive!" " Oh, thank you again." "You did a brilliant job." " Oh, well, it was no picnic, believe you me." "I mean, that suck toad couldn't have picked a more, more vain and superficial person to, to..." "Oh, Brit." " Alvin, the suck toad." "It's on your face!" " What?" "No!" "Get it off!" " Uh, just kidding." "Um, I don't think he heard me." "[giggles] Well, he'll figure it out." " Get this off me!" "Get this off!"