"Omer The Tourist in Star Trek" "Remark :" "A Turkish phrase is widely used on this subtitle, which is ulan (or lan in short)." "Ulan (or Lan) may have different meanings in the context." "Depending on the usage, it may mean "hey", "man", "my friend", "you bastard", etc." "Due to this wide range of usage, we left this word as it is." "The Captain's logbook." "Star-date 2520.1" "We did put the ship into the orbit round the planet Aurin 7." "Our mission is to take the scientific notes from Professor Krater, who has been living there for many years." " How much left, Mr. Sulu?" " 1327 point 28, Captain." " Mr. Spock?" " Yes, Captain." "This is Spock." "I'm listening." "Tell Dr. McCoy to finalize the examinations." " And please come to the bridge." " Roger that!" "The necessary information is obtained." " The special receiver of the professor has recorded our arrival signal, Captain." " Did you report the case to the federation?" " Yes, we did, Captain." " Keep transmitting, Lieutenant Uhura." " Yes, captain." "There's no reduction at our velocity." "We are approaching to the planet of Aurin 7, Mr. Spock." " Warp Speed 3." " Yes, Mr. Spock." " All arrangements for the landing are done, Captain." " Thank you, Mr. Spock." " Your reporting mission is finished, Jenice." " Thank you, Doctor." " Doctor, did you complete the examinations?" " Except you and Mr. Spock." " Atmosphere test for Mr. Spock, too?" "Actually, that's not necessary." "His pulse rate is 1340." "A pressure, which may kill us, can only tickle him." "Does it bother you, that I have a different structure than human, Doc?" "Mr. Spock, please don't be upset." "We appreciate that you vulcans are superior species." "Upset?" "Probably, you forgot that such an illogical emotion does not exist on us." "You can not win a debate against Mr. Spock, Doc." "His feelings are faint as his green blood, you know." "But we are always stronger than you human." "Don't forget that." "Now, we should finish this debate, Mr. Spock." "Please give us some information about the planet." "There's no other living creature than the professor and his wife, Captain." "Just a few robots." " So, Mr. Spock, in order to be transferred to the planet, please go the transport room." " Yes, Sir." " Mr. Sulu." "Decrease Warp 2 speed." " Yes, Sir." "Warp 2 speed decreased." "Allright." "Route planning." "Joe, beam us down when ready." "Supplement to the Captain's logbook." "The pioneer team landed to the planet, in order to take the required notes and examine the professor and his wife." "We are not aware of the real status of the planet." "We have to be guarded." "Darnell, you come with us." "Green, it will be better that you walk around and watch the area." "Professor Krater?" "Mrs. Krater?" "Doc, are you going to be nervous to see your ex-fiancee as the professors wife?" "No, indeed!" "We don't see each other for over 10 years." "She must have forgot me already." " Leonard?" " Nancy!" "Hey!" " Glad to see you." " Me too." "You didn't even change slightly." "Oh, this is the second captain of the spaceship Enterprise, Mr. Spock." "Nice to meet you, Mrs. Krater." "I like vulcan people, Mr. Spock." "And this is our crew member, Darnell." "Hello." "Hello, miss." "Is something wrong, Darnell?" "I just thought that she looks like a girl from planet Fun." " Darnell, you better go to help Green." " Yes, sir." "I'll call professor." "He forgets everything while he works." "Very hot here, isn't it?" "Ancient remains." "Let's look around." " Professor, I'm Colonel Spock and this is..." " I know!" "You are here for the reports." "I could have send them as usual." " To check your health..." " That's not necessary." "Tell people, who give you the orders to leave us alone." "We don't need anything but some salt." "If you are done, Professor, let Dr. McCoy do his job." "Dr. McCoy?" " Nancy's friend?" " Yes." "Didn't she tell that I'm here?" "Did you see her?" "She didn't change." "She's like 25." "Doctor, she's a cool woman but not 25." "Your discussion is inappropriate." "Doctor saw her with the eyes of the days when she was her fiancee and you saw her current face." "Be surprised by nothing here." "And Doctor, please forget that she's been your fiancee, once." "Dead!" "Red stains?" "I want to know what happened to my man!" "I couldn't find the professor." "While I was coming back, I saw your man." "He had a borcia plant on his hands." "Before I could say anything, he bite it and fell down." "Everything is dangerous on an unknown planet." "Don't risk your other men, go away." "We know our mission, Professor and we know how to warn our men." "From Spock to Enterprise." "This is Enterprise." "Captain Kirk speaking." "Yes, Spock?" "Captain, Darnell is dead." "We don't know the reason yet." "Doctor is coming up for an autopsy." "You better prepare the computer." "I'll check the region with Green." "Should I come down, too?" "That's not necessary, Captain." "I don't know how dangerous it is, yet." "Don't leave the ship." "Understood." "Alright." "I'll give the necessary orders." "Spock, be careful." "Roger that." "I hang up." "Doctor, I want you to prepare the report as soon as possible." "Ok, Mr. Spock." "Weird." "The body seems very strong like he'll stand up and walk." "Borcia plant may cause alkali poisoning." "But there aren't any symptoms on the body, indicating this." "Nancy said, that she saw him while eating that plant." "Even if he had swallow a tiny portion of the plant, my device would indicate that." "Salt!" "You had to request salt from them." "Nancy, go for a walk." "You are nervous, now." "Doc, I have to make an investigation." "I'll see you at your place, Professor." "Ok, start your investigation." "Let's see, what you can find." "An imaginery killer?" "Did they give you salt?" "Not yet!" "I need salt!" "Relax." "You've already caused a lot of trouble for me." "What are you going to do with that time machine?" " I'll find a savior for you." " What?" "A murder happened so we need a murderer." " I'll transport a living organism from past." " A living organism." "A human." "That means salt." "Hey, where are you going, lan groom?" "You can't just impregnate our sister and escape." "Are you a hoodlum or what?" "Find another groom for you." "Can't you find any other fool?" "I just saw this woman once in my life." "If she's that pregnant with just an eye contact one week ago she can give birth to 15-20 babies in a month." " Hey, look!" " A slander against our sister?" "March!" "What slander?" "Lan, you couldn't find any other man to foist that woman upon, weren't you?" "Don't take picture, ulan!" "Please, sit down." "Hey, stop!" " I'm going to the telephone booth, bro!" " Take your seat!" "Why don't you take pic of anybody else, ulan?" "Jackass!" "Do you accept to marry Omer the Tourist?" "Yeeeees!" "And you Omer the Tourist?" "Do you accept to marry Hatice Tezsever?" "I've found the man, which we are going to introduce to Enterprise crew as the killer." "Now, we've to transport him here." "We're waiting for your answer." "Come on, groom." "Tell "yes"!" "Dear God, please create a reason and make me lost from here." "Save me, vanish me." " Where did he go?" " Did he escape?" "What happened?" "Oh, dear God!" "You heard my prayer, you brought me to a place, where human is scarce." "You left me alone with my conscience." "What's this place?" "Some place where an earthquake hit?" "A construction site?" "An isolated place!" "Did you escape from a beach?" "Where are your clothes, ulan?" "Or are you the headman of this district?" "He came!" "He landed onto the planet." "Let's go and find him quickly." "Look, I'm bored." "Will you make me wander until evening?" "Let me go or kiss my corpse!" "Lan, what a weird creature you are!" "You critter!" "Oh, brother." "The God has sent you to me!" "You saved me from that man!" "Tell me, where am I now?" "You are on the biggest planet of the galaxy." "Hmmm, then is this place close to Kasimpasa?" "We are 3 million lighyears away from Kasimpasa!" "Oh, I see!" "We are at Nalinci Hill, then." "You'll stay here for a certain time period." "Don't worry." "You are in safe hands." "If you mean the ones of him, they're not hands." "They are paws!" "What are you doing?" "What the hell are you doing?" "Are you nuts, girl?" "Last week, I looked at a broad on the street, like this." "She became 9 months pregnant." "You lick my hand." "I swear, you're gonne give birth to quintuplets!" " No!" "Don't do this, Nancy!" " No!" "No, don't do this Pepsi, no!" "I want him!" "He's exactly what I want." "Look, listen to me carefully." "Unless the killer of the dead man is found, the crew of Enterprise won't leave our planet." "Now, I'll present them this guy as the killer, understand?" "I'll solve everything." "Now, go!" "Man, you'll be an excellent firewood to be burned in winter." "Hey, brother!" "His battery went down." "I've fixed it." "Hey, bro!" "Where did she go?" "That girl?" "She has things to do." "Ok, then you take my hand and continue." "Professor Krater!" "Professor Krater!" "Bring him down, now." " My God!" " Bring him back, when I call you." "Don't leave me with that guy, bro!" "Professor Krater!" "Professor Krater!" "Mrs. Krater!" "Green, patrol outside." " Be on watch." "Your duty is till evening." " Yes, sir." "Don't you have anything else to do?" "We've got a lot of things to do, Professor!" "Where's your wife?" "She must be on a digging." "I can't put a guard by her." "An unknown killer is outside." "I'll give him to you, when the time comes." "An illogical offer, Professor." "He can kill anybody else, till your time comes." "I can't allow you to commit outrage on my planet." "Your complaints will be recorderd, Professor!" "Look, Professor." "My man has been killed for an unknown reason." "Your and your wifes lives are also in danger." " Spock speaking." " This is bridge, Kirk speaking." "Spock listening." "McCoy has something to say." "I want you to hear the answers of the computer to the report, Mr. Spock." "I'm listening, Doctor." "Borcia plant, which can be found on M type planets is not detected on the body." "At the same time, there's no NaCl on the body." "Explain." "No salt left on the body." "And the reason?" "Unknown!" "The regular salt content of the body has disappeared." "Nancy and Professor requested salt from us." " Did you hear that, Spock?" " Yes, Captain." "I want you to work on that salt thing." "No poisoning." " Mr. Spock." " Listening." "There's a strange killer against us." "You heard the explanation, Professor." "There's a huge salt cunsumption on the body, which cannot be explained." "And you requested salt from us." "On a dry and hot planet, salt is scarce." "That much left here." "Your murder argument is just a fantasy." "Now, leave the planet." "We don't go anywhere, without closing this case." "The horses die because of the barley, and I'll die because of this man." "Huh?" "Who are you?" "We are golden girls." " Are you made of gold, too?" " Yes." " Are every part of your bodies made of gold?" " Yes." "You should be deposited in a decent bank or cashed and spent, got it?" "Look, the quarter is here, too." "Subsidiary coin, God bless you." "Oh, no, thanks." "I don't want it." "Let this camel drink." "Why don't you say "Thank God", ulan?" "Say "Thank God", ulan!" "Damn you!" "You're here with these pretty golden girls, they wine and dine you but you don't even smile." "Come on, smile once." "Yeah, you smile when I say, don't you, jackass?" "If you are so nervous, logically you should know him personally." "Of course!" "Of course, I know!" "And I'll give him to you, now." "Hercules!" "Bring the murderer here." "Be quick, Hercules!" "Wait, let me chat a little with these girls, with these golden girls." "Stop!" "Ulan, you aren't fed up with me, like you carry a luggage since morning." "Go and carry someone else!" "The guy picked on me, sticks like a leech on my neck over and over." "Huh?" "Take it away!" "Is this a machine?" "Huh?" "Is this a machine, too?" "But the engineer couldn't design that properly, look at that model, those sharp ears this weird hair, as straight as a line, got it?" "Here, the monster killer that you seek for." "Hmm, so he's the monster." "Oh!" "He mutters!" "Let's take him to the ship and examine." "Look, what if he tears me up during the examination?" "Yellow alert, be careful, he's a monster." "Be polite, monster is your father." "Attention, yellow alert!" "I'm a monster!" "I'll eat you up." "Wow, very beautiful." "That's a chair for rulers." "Let me sit, someone will make me stand up anyway." "Beware, I'm a monster." "Come on, sister." "God bless you." "This is Spock, speaking." "Your orders, Captain?" "I'm waiting for your orders." "Oh, Spock, is that you?" "Send us four cups of tea, well steeped, got it?" "Don't do that, children." "Let's chat decently." "You make me angry!" "Now I'll do something!" "Where is the tea, Mr. Cafer?" "Looks like an incredible robot." "That's illogical." "A robot doesn't need salt, Doctor." " An immature species." " An unfamiliar race." " I've to examine his body." " And I'll do his brain." "He must have come from another galaxy." "His behaviour is like human but his mother and father must have been from different planets." "Stop there!" "I'm not sure about me but your mother is from another planet and your father is from the planet of goats." "Aren't they, Doctor?" "I told him about his family tree, and he became upset, camel." "Doctor, I can't solve this issue." "I've to report this to the captain." "Let's first discover his identity." "That's not necessary." "My birth certificate is not with me, but my name is Omer." "Omer the Tourist." "Give me your hand." "He wants to shake hands." "Zzzt, come to my office!" "He fell into the trap." "Illogical." "Spock, what's the situation?" "I can't find any solution against this creature, captain." "Oh, is he the captain?" "Come on, bro, sit on your rulers seat." "Practically, my brain stopped working." "Instead of a brain, you've got ears." "Doctor, what's your opinion?" "We've to test." "We've to hold a meeting and review the situation." "Tell your opinon, now." "I think, this creature comes from a weird planet." "What does that mean?" "Not from our galaxy?" "I don't know." "We've to investigate." "Come this way!" "Now alltogether that way!" "Come on!" "Warp 1, red alert." "Duty call!" " We're in the orbit, Captain." " Ok, Mr. Spack." "What uproarious people you are, I've just played with two buttons, so what?" "So what?" "You put the ship out of the orbit." " Captain, we've to subject him to some tests." " Allright." " What are you going to do?" " Come with me!" "What subject?" "I'll catch the next ferry boat." "Doc, you're always with me like my guilty conscience." "This killer case make me worried." "Captain's logbook." "Star-date 2520.2" "One of my crew members has been killed on the planet, where we made a visit to Professor Krater." "We couldn't discover yet the identity of the creature, who has been introduced to us by the Professor as the killer." "Nancy?" "Look, I've got salt here." "Nancy!" "Here's the salt." "Nancy!" " Transport section!" " This is the transport section." "This is Private Green." "My mission is over." "Beam me up." "OK." "You can't keep him away from me, Professor." "What's that!" "You're gonne make me sick." "Let's check his reactions." "Up!" "Down." "Up." " Clamp!" " Down." "Up!" "Clamp!" "Up!" "Clamp!" "Enough, stop." "Up!" "Enough, stop." " Excessive reaction on the sex plasma." " What?" "A primitive ruin where normal opposites clustered." "Read it decipherable, you talk like a geography book." "Up." "Come on, girls, do me up or..." "Clamp!" "Come on, up!" "Cla..." "Say stop, stop!" "Can't you remain silent?" " I can't." " I can't concentrate on my job." "Please don't talk." "Why not?" "People should talk to understand each other." " Please shut up." " If I don't talk, I die, Doc." "Right, girls?" "Doctor, what's the result of the test?" "A monster or a killer?" " Come on, monster?" " Let me summarize my findings, captain." "Brain activities; almost none." "Everyone knows that I don't have a brain." "Heart; none." "Blind Melahat was used to call me as heartless." "Innards disordered." "Yeah, I've got diarrhea My inner is in bad condition." "The analysis goes on this way." " Mr. Spock." "Please continue the investigation." " Yes, sir." "Mr. Tourist, answer my questions correctly." "I'll do." "I never lied in my life." "If I lied, please God make me paralized." "Oh, then I lied once." "Mr. Tourist, are you ready for the intelligence test?" "Don't be ridiculous." "I'm always ready like a boy scout." " Then I start." " Go on." "What happens if we activate the trossises from backside with the tornulle mechanism and increase crossis to 45?" "Well, your mothers distaff happens." " Trossis from back or so, what are you talking about, dude?" " What?" "You tell me." "What happens from backside, when all the things you said happen?" "Why don't you tell me, ulan?" "Captain, I can't continue the investigation." "No power left on my nerves." "Your all power is consumed by your ears, mumps." "Mr. Spock." "There isn't any monster characteristics." "There was a monster Vasfi once, may God have mercy on him, he died." "During a hurly burly in Kasimpasa, his enemies shooted him from behind." "He was a brave man." "A logical conclusion." "There can't be a monster this primitive." "The monster was Vasfi." "So, what's this?" "I'm a jewel." "You'll appreciate me, after I die." "So, that was a lie, too!" "?" "Considering that, this is not a monster, only the professor can give us the answers of all questions." " We have to find him." " So what about me?" " You may swan in the ship." " So may I do what I want?" " Sure." " Good." "Jenice, come with us to the bridge." "You go to the bridge with Jenice, and we'll stay with her in Galata." "Ok, girl?" "We'll play cards." "Status report, Mr. Spock?" "There's only one living creature on the planet, Captain." "Maybe the professor." " And his wife?" " I don't know, Captain." "There aren't any other living creatures." "This situation is very important." " Expand the extent of the investigation." " Yes, Captain." " Prepare the status reports." " Yes, Mr. Spock." "Oh, hello Captain Brother." "How are you?" "Is my friend here?" " Who?" " Mumps, mumps." "Oh, yeah, he's here." "I guess you are leaving." "I don't want to take your time." "Let me open the door." "Open ulan!" "Go on." "You've a long walk." "Mumps!" "Mumps, how is it going?" " Not mumps, Spock!" " Come along, pumpkin." "Hey, look." "What's that, something like a television, something in that?" "A meteor." "There are millions of that in the galaxy." "Then the one next to it is a heated marble stone, like in a Turkish bath." " What?" " Zzzt, Erenkoy!" "Go on, do your bussiness." " And what's that?" " That's the planet of the professor." "Is it?" "But it's too small, brother." "No it's not." "We are 4 light-years away from that planet." "Brother, please don't fly over 30 km/h, it makes me sick and we may be charged speed penalty." "What 30 km/h?" "We'll fly round the planet with 30 million km/h." "Come on, there aren't that much kilometers on the earth." "We're not on the earth." "We're in space." "So, "in space" means we're far away from home, right?" "Please let us do our job, Mr. Tourist." "Do his job!" "Bullshit, mumps." "What's the job you are doing?" "Preparing reports." "Jenice, bring the reports." "Dennis, bring the reports." " Thank you." " What's that, bro?" " Girl." " What girl?" "Space girl." "Not space girl." "She's the daughter of her mother." " Come here." " Jenice, go back." "Mr. Tourist, you too." "Don't be late, come quick." " Let me help you a little." " Put them back, Mr. Tourist." "Your belongings are so precious!" "Take back and do what you want." " Oh, what's that machine?" " Computer." "What does it do?" "A device that can answer every questions." "Professor and his wife landed on the planet Aurin 7 five years ago." " This machine woman talks." " Of course, she does." "May I ask a question to her, too?" "Not now." "Kiss my dead body, please let me ask one question, please brother." " I said no Mr. Tourist." "Don't break your brothers heart because of a machine." "Ok then, ask." "Comfather!" " Not comfather." " What then?" " Computer." "Impossible, I can't pronounce the word." "Please you say it." "Computer, answer." " Well, what's 2 times 2 ?" " 4 !" "Oh!" "The bitch gave the correct answer." " Brother, may I ask one more question to the comfather, please?" " I said no Mr. Tourist." "We're busy now." "We did it once and it happened." "Kiss my corpse, please." "Say comfather, say it, come on." "Computer, please answer the questions." "Well, comfather, what will be the results of football pools this weekend?" " 1, 2, 0, 0..." "Give that to me, quick." " ...1, 2, 1, 1, 0, 2, 1..." " You've ruined my reports, Mr. Tourist." " ...0, 0, 1, 2, 1, 1, 0, 2, 1, 1, 2, 0." " And you ruined my pools, I didn't say anything." "Damn you, comfather." "You heel, comfather!" "Captain, may I use my annual leave?" "What's the matter, Spock?" "This is the first time that I see you angry." "May I use my annual leave and leave the ship, Captain?" "Why, Mr. Spock?" "I don't wanna stay, while Mr. Tourist is here." "He's angry with me, but now I'll apologise and we'll make a peace." "Give me your hand." "I said, give me your hand." "Oh please, give me your hand." "Zzzt, come to my office." "You see, Captain?" "An illogical creature." "Here's the report of Mr. Scotty, Captain." "There's some disorder at the sound frequency of the compuýter." " Check the frequency, Mr. Spock." " Yes, sir." "Jennice, give me the sound amplifier." "Why don't you give it, my girl?" "Come on, give it." "Be quick." "Thank you." "Check the reflector, Jennice." " For God's sake, what's this, bro?" " Sound amplifier." " This can amplify the sounds up to a million times." " Wow!" "It can increase the noise of a bugs steps like a thunder." "It's ok, Captain." "Sound reflector is on maintenance." "Thank you, Mr. Spock." "What's the latest status on the planet." "Let me tell you briefly." "Mr. Spock, what's this?" "This can be a hazard signal." " Yellow alert?" " No, red alert." "A dangerous situation." " Yes, sir." "Attention!" "Red alert!" "Deck 3 and 5." "Take full cautions." "Come on, skip the cautions." "Everything happened because of this." " There's an unknown danger." " There's nothing unknown." "It's because of my stomach." "Believe me." " Look!" " Get ready for laser shooting." "Don't make them shoot." "It's because of me!" "Fatal power on the weapons." "Don't!" "I say, it's a hunger issue." "Brother, this thing made it." "Look, brother." "When I make it like this, there's nothing, look." "It's my stomach, because of hunger." "It rumbles." "I tell him, don't rumble, ulan." "I would eat something, if I had, but he continuously rumbles and rumbles and rumbles!" "End of emergency situation." "Everybody back on work." " Brother, take your device back." "I want to be alone with my hunger." " Thank you, Mr. Tourist." "You're welcome." "Don't mention it." "Don't ever touch anything again." "Ok, but don't leave your toys around, puppy." "Mr. Spock!" "So Mr. Tourist is hungry." "An illogical sound comes out of his stomach." "However, Mr. Tourist is right, he is hungry." "Enumeration on Decks 3 and 5." "All crew members should give their reports." "Enumeration on Decks 3 and 5." "All crew members should give their reports." "Oh, thank you for the food and water." "Thank goodness, I'm full up now." "Now a space cigarette." "Space cigarette is invisible." "I hope we won't be smothered due to this invisible cigarette." " Look, I'm full up now." " Bon appetit." " Thank you, Captain." "Well, Spockettin, look." "Click click, no sound now." " Your stomach is more logical than you." " You say!" " It's silent when full." " And you are silent when you are not talking about logic, Spockettin." "Hey look, why are your ears so sharp?" "Hmm?" "Did you father pull them a lot when you were a kid?" "In Vulcan, everbody has this kind of long ears, Mr. Tourist." "So, the human in your country has so long ears, then how long are the ears of the donkeys there?" " We don't have donkeys!" " Really?" "And we have, on the contrary, too many donkeys, like sand, you can't believe it." "I swear." " And our blood is green." " Green?" " Yep!" " Brother Spock, never drink milk then." " Why?" "If you drink milk, you'll be green and white, like the jersey of FC Vefa." "And you'll struggle not to relegate." "I don't understand what you say Mr. Tourist." "Don't forget that, logic is our first priority." " Huh, then don't forget that our first priority is food." " What?" "Zzzt!" "Trallal la la..." "What are you writing there, Spockettin?" "Lieutenant Jenice." "Yes, Captain." " Please take care of Mr. Tourist." " Yes, Sir." " Why don't you come with me?" " Where to?" " To the flower bed." " Sure, but just a minute." "See you later Mister Spock sharp ears." "Look at here, mumps, take my hand and tell my fortune." "Pardon me?" "Zzzt, tralala lala lala.." "Look, why don't we go to a movie instead of the flower garden?" "I couldn't think of any other way to make you free, Mr. Spock." "To answer two of the questions of Mr. Tourist is more difficult than solving all the space algebra." "Captain what does zzzt mean?" "I don't know." "You better ask the computer." "What is zzzt?" "What is zzzt, computer?" "What is zzzt, computer?" "Computer has gone mad." "What's this place?" "Kindergarden." "So where are the children?" "Here, these are my children." " These are your children?" " Yes!" "God bless them to you." "It should have been difficult to you to give birth to the prickly ones." "We cultivate them ourselves." " Who's the father of them?" " Mr. Spock." "What a Spock he is." " There's something between you and him, right?" " He likes the plants, not me." " So what are you doing?" " I take care of the flowers." "You take care of the flowers." "May God take care of you." "Sometimes I'll take care of you, so you'll be fine." "Come on, let me help you a little." "Let me salt them." "Ah, Mr. Tourist." "You are so funny." "Yes, previously I was a navy, now I'm funny." "I didn't get it!" "?" "I say that you are so swanky." "Ok, this much salt is enough." "We added salt and pepper, so?" "So, we'll feed them." " What's that?" " Meat!" "Look!" "How can a flower eat meat?" "What are you doing?" "Yes, this flower eats meat." " Let mee look." " Keep your hand away." " Why?" " It may tear your fingers off." " Let me see." " I said keep away." "Why do you slap me?" "What are you doing, man?" "One of your flower is grown up and kisses hand, God bless him." "Thank you." "God bless you." " He isn't a flower, he's Private Green." " Green or blue, doesn't matter." "She got nervous." "She felt something strange." "Private Green!" "He's gone." "Sister, I'm leaving." "I don't like this place." "Like a madhouse." "Private comes, you go out, the flowers eat, no!" "Come on, take this. you are hungry." "Hey, look." "There's.....!" "Mumps, mumps!" "Brother Spock." "There was a flower, green." "Private." " He was white." " I'm busy Mr. Tourist." " He then darkened." " I said, I'm busy." "Captain, brother captain!" "He was white, then came, then turned out to be dark and the girl.." "Mr. Tourist." "Don't take our time, please sit down." "Doctor, brother." "There was this flower, private, came and left." "Then black and..." " This kind of things are normal in space." " He was white." " Sit down and rest." "I guess you are right, Mr. Tourist." "I'm right but nobody listens to me." "What are you doing there like praying on a funeral." "Are you crazy or what?" "Captain, she's dead!" "Yes, she's dead." "Red stains!" "Call Dr. McCoy, quick!" "Dr. McCoy." "Please come to Dock No:7" "Dr. McCoy." "Please come to Dock No:7" "Captain, logically the killer is in the ship." "We've to find him." " Yes, search for him." " Yes, Captain." "Doctor, why don't you check the body?" "Same as before." "No salt left." "We've to find the professor." "Quick prepare for beam down." "Look, you didn't believe me." "She's now lying there, dead." "Mr. Tourist." "You're coming with us." "We are going down." "Yeah, I won't stay here in any case." "Come on, march." "Flower girl, go on." "Supplement to Captain's logbook." "I'm now sure that my crew members are killed by a strange creature." "There's a killer among us, who can take the shape of whoever he wants." "Only Professor Krater and his wife can give us the correct answer." "Suddenly, we came here again." "How could this happen?" "Ion, candide and andreon beams converted material to energy." "Who converted you to talk this nonse?" " Search around and inform me if you find anything suspicious." " Yes, sir." " Mr. Tourist, sit there and wait for us." " There?" " Yes!" "Ok, I'll park here, sit like a flower pot and wait for you." "Why don't you leave?" "I gave you the murderer." "Professor, I'm Captain Kirk." "Give an end to the game." "Mr. Tourist is neither a murderer nor a monster." "Where's the real killer?" "Spock, use your ninth power and open that door." "Did the professor set that monster on us?" "That's the way he escaped so that's the most logical explanation." "We've to find him as soon as possible, Spock." " Captain." " What is it Mr. Spock?" "Dead." "Same red stains." " Same thing." " Green returned to the ship after his duty is done." "There must be someone in the ship, who resembles him." "There's a monster against us, who can take the shape of everyone." "From Kirk to Enterprise." "This is Enterprice." "Scotty speaking." "Scotty, there's an alien in the ship." "He can be in the shape of Green." "Full alert on all decks." "The third security plan will be held." "But first, take the body of Green up." "Where's the doctor?" "He was on the other side, Captain." "Let's move on." "Doctor?" " Doctor, did you see anything?" " No, Captain, how about you?" "We've found the body of Private Green." "Private Green?" "There's someone else in the ship instead of him." "We've to be very careful." "Professor is determined to terminate us." "Maybe he just wants us to leave the planet." "The killer is maybe on the planet or maybe on the ship." "But something is certain." "He can take the shape of anybody any time." "This means, the monster takes the shape of others to survive." "Give him salt..." "Salt!" " Why?" " Then there won't be any reason for him to attack!" "Good thought but illogical." "How about our dead friends?" " Stop arguing." "We've to find the professor immedately." "Let's go." " Yes, Captain." "A girl!" "Peace be with you!" "Does your people welcome like this?" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing?" "Do you make a ritual ablution, girl?" "Let me try." "First explain to me what you are doing, then do whatever you want." "I'm curious, what are you doing, you touch my face and so.." " Spock speaking." "Spock speaking." " What did you say?" " Spock speaking." " What?" " Answer me!" "Damn." "Just a minute." "Stop, girl!" "Don't you see, this is mumps." "It's on my back, my God." " We're doing here, well..." " Are you alright, Mr. Tourist?" "What do you mean?" "I told you don't to disturb me during working hours, I'm busy here, don't you see?" "Go on, girl." "Do it again." "Let me try." "Mr. Tourist!" "Eat a little here, my arm." "If you like trotter, eat here?" "Go on." "No, you ate from head, enough." "Come on." "Where are you going?" "We were licking each other." "Spock!" " Tupa!" " You miss me?" "What are you doing here?" "I came beyond the stars for you." "Come on.." "That talking box became a serious problem for me." "Come on, ulan!" "You were dead!" "I was dead for others, I always live for you!" "Brother Spock, don't believe her." "She was someone else a minute ago, then she became long eared." "Ulan, the walking box came out from nowhere." "Hello, central." "Connect Captain Kirk." "Yes, I said Kirk." "What?" "Orange?" "What orange?" "Adana, don't interfere, ulan." "I'm calling Captain Kirk." "Spock, back off." "I'll shoot the girl." "Be careful." "Take cover." "Spock, protect me!" "Sidestep Spock, for God's sake." "First time in my life I'd shoot a broad." "Don't touch her." "If you want, give me your own gun, I'll shoot with that." " Spock!" " Brother Kirk!" "I said, don't touch her." "Kill them, Spock!" "Why do you hit me?" "What are you doing, Mr. Spock?" "Spock?" "Hey girl, where are you going?" "Ah, Doctor?" "Where did the girl go?" "Mumps and Captain are fighting, now." "The girl escaped." "Look, is she there?" " No one is there." " Relax, Mr. Tourist." " Brother, the girl.." " We are against a gruesome monster." "Let's look for him, stick together." "Looking or something." "Getting into trouble, no!" "Wait for me!" "Let's see, Captain Kirk." "These fighters will kick you out of my planet." "Captain!" "How good I threw the gun." "Butter!" "Come on, gymnasts with tuberculosis arrived, let's go." "Distorted guys!" "Where did you send the fighter?" "So you came back to me?" "I asked you something!" "To Kirk and Spock." " Call them back." " No!" "I'll do everyting to force them out of my planet." "I want them to stay." "The salt I need is available on their bodies." "Call them back!" "Too late." "Come one by one, ulan." "One by one!" "I'll beat all of you, I swear!" "Don't shout, ulan!" "You changed this place to a dog stall, ulan!" "Back off!" "Back off, ulan, ugly!" "You can save them by making your fighters attack to each other." "The only thing that I want is to send them out of my planet." "Then, I'll do it!" "You are afraid of us, you jackasses!" "You fight each other!" "Come on, come to me!" "Push that arm back!" " Will you shoot me?" " Yes!" "I won't hesitate to injure you to save you and our planet!" "Don't you understand?" "I need their salt!" "If we kill them, all of the ships of the federation will come here!" "More human!" "More salt!" "We can't fight them all!" "We will die!" "The Enterprice crew must leave!" "Push that arm back!" "Come back!" "Come back!" "Ulan!" "You aggravate again!" "Look at that bugger!" "Now I'll deal with you!" "I'll blast you with this radio television something machine!" "Fight each other now, ulan!" "Beam up!" "Let me beam a little more." "Ooops, God damn." "Wrong!" "They attack my friends!" "Push the arm up!" "To each other, ulan." "Each other." "Escape, lan!" "Ok, ok!" "Push it down!" "Wait wait." "I'm coming." "If they wouldn't fight each other, they'd get through with us." " This is Captain Kirk." " This is Scotty speaking, Captain!" "Captain, Private Green is not in the ship!" "But there's something more important." "Dr. McCoy is here!" "Is Dr. McCoy in the ship?" "Yes, we found him as fainted." "Then the one with us is fake McCoy." " The monster." " Am I the monster?" "Doctor, come down, right now!" "We don't have time for an explanation." " Any other commands, Captain?" " Don't loose contact, be careful." "That's it." " What now, Captain?" " We've to find the fake McCoy." "Freeze, Professor!" "Where's the fake doctor, Professor?" " So you know that he's not real!" " Yes and you'll tell us the rest what we don't know!" "Get out of my planet!" "Leave us alone!" "Jim?" "Spock?" "Where's your wife, Professor?" "Where's the monster?" "My wife died two years ago!" "The one you saw is one of the last member of an extinct species." "Extinct species?" "Yes." "He needs salt to survive." "The run, that we call high civilization destroyed the beauties of the nature." "He was trying to save his blood." "The end for both of us finally came!" "Where is he now?" " Hunting!" " What?" " We've to find the monster before he finds his new catch!" " That's right, Captain." "Spock, take the professor out." "Supplement to the Captain's logbook." "The note from major Scotty." "We couldn't get any other news from the Captain, who is on the planet." "The unidentified monster can create a danger any time!" "What we've thought is correct." "The monster has the shape of the doctor." "Jim?" "Spock?" "Jim?" " Leonard!" "Help me, darling!" " What's it, Nancy?" "They'll kill me!" "I'm scared!" " Leonard, I'm scared." "They'll kill me!" " Calm down, Nancy!" "Calm down!" " Leonard, I'm so scared." " Calm down." " Protect me, Leonard!" " Step aside, Doctor!" "What are you doing, Jim?" " She's not Nancy." "She's the monster." "She killed four of my men." " He's lying!" " Are you nuts, Jim?" " Doctor, the strange creature who needs salt is she!" " That's not true!" " Nancy, look, salt!" "Salt!" "Come, Nancy." "Come and take it." "You need it!" " You make her scared, Jim?" " That's not fear!" "That's hunger!" " Look at her!" " Leonard, if you love me, keep him away from me!" " Jim, you make her scared!" " Come on, Nancy!" "Salt!" "That's what you want." "What did you do, McCoy?" "What are you doing, Doctor?" " Shoot her, Doc!" "She'll kill Captain, shoot her!" " No!" " Shoot her, Doctor!" " I can't kill, Nancy!" "Is this Nancy, Doctor?" "Leonard!" "Don't do it." "Don't kill me." "Stop!" "Forgive me!" " I'm sorry, Doctor." " So, the monster was always among us as the doctor." "Mumps, mumps!" "Here's the monster." "This is the monster." " He's not the monster." " Yes, he is!" " This is the monster!" " Which one?" "Don't be afraid, Mr. Tourist." "The monster is dead!" "The monster is dead but you are alive." "Everyone is afraid of you, Spock!" "Spock!" "Oh my goodness." "Look at here!" "Will I take a shower with this?" "We'll send you to the earth with that." "Come on, how can that do this?" "The light energy will take you through time, back to..." " your home!" " Brother, I don't like this." "Better I go with a cab." "Any cabstand here?" "Ion beams ready!" " Don't move, Mr. Tourist." " Oki doki." "Brothers, I thank you all a lot." "God bless you." "But if you can convince Captain Kirk be my guest under my humble roof." " Humble roof?" " Yes, humble roof." " What does it mean?" " Don't you know that?" "Why don't you ask the comfather?" " Take your place, Mr. Tourist." " Don't break each others hearts because of a comfather, roof issue." " Take your place, Mr. Tourist." "Ok, ok." "I take my place." " Don't move." " I won't move." "Give energy!" "Wait, wait a second." "Let's say goodbye to each other." "Come here, dear doctor." "Have a lot of patients." "And have a lot fun, Captain." "Oh, dear friend." "Mumps!" "I'll never give you away" "Come on, ulan." "Let me kiss one more time." "I feel like to kiss you one more time." "Let's see what happens." " Oh, dear friend." "I never had a Vulcan friend." " Mr. Tourist." " Please give me your hand." " Sure!" " Zzzzt." " Ah, ulan, ah!" "He learned from me and did to me at the last minute." "Anyway, I have to now." " Come on, beam me down." " Good bye, Mr. Tourist." " Give energy." "So you escaped!" "Brother Spock!" "Mumps!" "Wait, wait!" "Don't touch me." "Brother mumps, save me!" " What's it?" " Look at those ears!" "Brother Spock, what a man you are." "You turned me into mumps, to." "You did not just gave me you ears, you also gave me your powers, too." "God bless you!" "I'll live here on an illogical situation." "Shall I scare them now?" "Look, all of them are scared except the bride." "Thank you, Brother Spock." "Thanks a lot, mumps." "Greetings mixed with my love from Kasimpasa." "Good bye." " Mr. Tourist didn't forget you, Mr. Spock." " He was an illogical man." "He made you struggle a lot, Mr. Spock." "But he was a good man, Doctor." " Be ready for take off, Mr. Spock." " Everyone on work." " Orbit leave process." " Yes, sir." " Warp 1!" " Warp 1" " Warp 2!" " Warp 2!"