"THE CODE OF MOSCOW TEMEL" "They will never give you Zuhal." "What's up love?" "Why are you looking like that?" "I have spend my whole life dreaming of you." "I am looking to see if this is a dream as well." "Are you real?" "I am, I am real!" "Hold on, don't move from that pose." "I am immortalizing you in my head." "Darling, please finish your breakfast." "C'mon." "Everytime I look at you I melt like Tonya butter my Zuhal." "He is from Trabzon" "No international ties" "Presumably working alone" "No one game with me" "Don't come back without his head" "Don't worry boss" "I will lay his skin at your feet" "You will get your Gold" "I will drink votka of that Temel's Skull" "That's a mule." "An offspring of a horse and a donkey." "Tough animal, strong, helps the farmers But can't procreate." "Wolfhound." "Wolfhound is an offspring of mountain wolf and common street dog." "Good animal, easy to train." "Becomes a sentry, is loyal." "Camelbird." "Offspring of camel and a bird." "A camel and a bird?" "Shark." "I don't know whether the fish got our of the water or dog got in." "La ilaheillallah." "Wasp." "Holly shit Turgay." "Zehra, come sit and eat, you must be hungry." "My Dear, don't you worry, I'm sure Miss Zehra had something to eat." "C'mon Dear if one eats and the other just looks, all hell will broke loose." "I'm late." "Going to shopping?" "No Dear to work." "You said you would go to your mother's?" "It is on my way, want a lift?" "Nope." "I will watch ourwedding CD." "I'll go to mom myself." "Okay." "...There is something wrong here." "While I go to work Zuhal should waving me." "Move aside." "Where are the eggs?" "No eggs again?" "Look at me, why don't you lay eggs?" "Afraid to loose your body shape?" "Look here, huff and puff get your ass on laying some eggs..." "Or this will end badly for you, just saying." "Hoo Turgay, where are the eggs?" "The lady won't lay any eggs because of fear of cellulitis." "Here." "What you doing?" "Get it off me." "Being broke sucks!" "Awaiting a chicken's pleasure just to eat breakfast." "Fatih Sultan Mehmet, conquered Ýstanbul when he was 20..." "Here we are 40 years old, can't even buy half a lump of cheese." "Damn it!" "Captain Temel will come soon." "Maybe he'll close Avni Aker for us." "You don't say, man has a suitcase full of gold." "Man up, man up!" "Our dads talked and agreed on our marriage." "Who are you to brake the deal?" "Supreme court?" "Son of a b!" "Why did you leave me?" "I'll get you, I'll kill you!" "Take this, and this." "This is for ruining my chastity." "Damn it!" "This is for playing with my feelings!" "What the hell, stop!" "What's going on?" "Move young man, are you in love or something?" "Granny, why are you pecking my back?" "Everyone waits in the minibus." "Are you waiting for an invitation?" "Don't worry it won't leave without us." "C'mon move, move!" "I'll cruck your skull open with this!" "Handsome, bah, you look like Brad Pitt's ass." "Two from here." "Can you pass one mate?" "Granny, what's up?" "Administiring acupuncture?" "Drop me at the sports complex, our boys have training today." "Make sure I am there on time." "Granny you're age is 90 +5, what training?" "Sod off!" "There is no age limit for Trabzonspor Love." "Dear god!" "May god bless you." "What a happy coincidence." "You brought this Temel bastard to me." "I was walking around at night, when I noticed something among the trash." "Something glowing." "To my surprise this bag and in it these gold bars." "And I brought them over to you." "Tea, coffee, soda?" "What would you like my dear brother Temel?" "Must we find a heap of gold to see the compassionate side of the state dear captain?" "Anyone else would go straight to the goldsmith." "You are a praiseworthy, ideal citizen!" "Stop captain, one wishes to find gold everyday." "You are a source of pride for Trabzon." "Captain, let's not go any further!" "The parents that raised you cannot feel proud enough." "Really?" "Please tell this to my old man." "He does not think so..." "Enough!" "Ooh!" "A great burden has lifted!" "Temel lad, come here let me hug you..." "Come, come." "Brother, just the man I was looking for." "What's up?" "You never looked for me this ardently." "Don't say that, you are breaking my heart." "Þota here!" "Kiss your uncle's hand." "Kiss your uncle's Temel hand." "Þota lad, are you growing taller everyday?" "Yep, so is my wiener, check!" "Like a circus monkey, he shows it everywhere!" "Whatever, listen to me lad we will rot in this Trabzon!" "I say let's start up a business, get in trade" "Open up to the world." "Batum!" "Let's open up to Batum." "The best trade centers are there as you know." "Brother, I don't know jack shit about trade." "Don't you worry about that lad." "You won't lift a finger." "I will use my trade acumen you will put the gold." "We will be partners." "Haa..." "Ohh about the gold." "Yes..." "I turned the gold in to the police." "What?" "Hold on..." "What did you do?" "You turned them in to the police?" "They were not mine..." "I already got my Zuhal, what good Money will do?" "I wouldn't trade her for the world!" "You are truly insane!" "I'll shit on your brain!" "Are you insane, are you?" "Hit it lad!" "Let's go lad!" "Turned in to the police..." "You'll turn in a dick if you find one on the pavement." "It ain't a breakfast without cream." "Eat it my lad, enjoy." "How is it going?" "Hope you are not upsetting Zuhal." "Look, what my mother says..." "I can't even take my eyes of her." "What are you saying?" "Temel, my blad, our mosque is in terrible condition." "Carpets are old, rugs are torn..." "All of the stones of the chandelier have dropped." "Is that so?" "Yep..." "Congregation is even poorer than me." "What Im trying to say is, help our mosque a little." "Of course dad, here are 20 liras from me." "Temel..." "Now you are saying..." "Dad, take these 20 liras and go buy a nice Sürmene knife, and become a murderer at this age!" "Among all those riches, is this all you can muster?" "What riches?" "Ohh you mean the gold..." "Of course!" "I turned the gold in to the police." "You said something?" "What are you saying?" "No, no, you say this on purpose." "You didn't, turn them in, right lad?" "I did." "They weren't mine." "They showed me as a rich man towards Mr. Hýzýr and helped me get my Zuhal." "You maniac!" "%20 of that gold is yours by law..." "Now you got nothing!" "Don't you say in your sermons:" ""Dear congregation, when you find something always return it to it's owner." "If you can't find it's owner turn it in to police. " Son of a..." "Why do you take those words upon you?" "Don't say that to my lad." "Do I tell those words to him?" "They are fort he congregation." "RUSSIAN" "Custom made?" "Clean!" "Rate of fire 6 rounds per minute." "Effective range 1400 meters." "Maximum range 4500 meters." "4500 meters, 4500..." "We will see each other again, Temel." "What the hell is he saying?" "Don't you get it?" "He is messing with you." "How about we sell 1 of the bars and get 5 combine tickets?" "You are such a knucklehead!" "I have been telling you, that I turned the gold in to the police!" "Why doesn't he understand?" "What?" "You turned the gold in to the police?" "Take this." "Temel lad have you lost it?" "Even the dust of those gold ...would take care of us for 6 months, if only we filed a little from the tips." "Didn't you even take one as a souvenir?" "We were supposed to buy Xavi to Trabzonspor." "I gave them to the police, are you listening with your arse?" "I get it now." "You play just like Þener Þen in the movie 'Honest', to avoid people asking for loans..." "I gave it to the police." "Did you really give all those gold?" "You are the man!" "Congratulations my lad!" "You get the shaft instead of Xavi now." "Why?" "For your ass... god forgive me!" "Don't make me loose my religion." "Filiz." "Yes Dear." "I bought this." "Aww it is so pretty." "I bought size 38, 36 doesn't fit anymore." "Right back at you, I gained 4 pounds as well." "Mrs Zuhal, service for how many tonight?" "Let me call Temel Miss Zehra." "My Darling." "Hello?" "My love, where are you?" "I am with the lads at Engin captain's place." "Having a welcome summer party." "Good, Filiz is here, we are about to dine." "Are you coming?" "Should we wait?" "No, you eat." "Kisses my beatiful." "Okay Honey, kisses and hugs." "Temel you are one lucky man." "You have a caring, wondering sweetheart." "Loneliness is a bummer." "See there are times even those rocks are covered with moss but there is nothing that covers us." "You are a strapping young men." "To hell with the girls that won't fancy you." "Would Filiz be interested in me?" "What you saying?" "Why not?" "Cause she belongs to high society?" "She is a bit posh." "Would she fancy me?" "Nevermind anyway, she wasn't born high society right?" "You both stayed in the womb for 9 months." "Have a little faith in yourself." "Self confidence is the key." "But above all... make her believe that no one else..." "can love her more than you do." "Checked her facebook profile." "She is single." "God loves you Turgay, see how it all works out ok for you." "Get a background check from prosecutor's office as well while you are at it." "Get up get up before some weasel swoops the girl." "We should act." "Look Temel, I am not as self confident as you are." "Filiz is at our place, they are waiting us for dinner." "You don't say?" "Carry on lads, you come with me." "Temel Dear, it's enough." "Filiz would you like some?" "Nope." "So Turgay..." "Any poems lately?" "Ooh, you write poetry?" "I just found out I do." "C'mon Turgay read one, please." "C'mon." "There is a special place for you at the bottom of my heart even if you never become champion again." "I will wait again as long as you play." "Play hard." "Show your heart, this Turgay is by your side." "I swear I got goosebumps all over." "Our Turgay has a gift forwords." "Just like Ibrahim Sadri." "It smells like Avni Aker." "Even so it has references of the beloved and love." "I referenced quite a lot." "Filiz Dear, more Regatoni?" "Just a little more." "Soo good old fashion pasta is called Regatoni now?" "Does calling it like that makes it special?" "It is just pasta." "Here Turgay let me give you some." "Zuhal Dear can I get your spoon?" "Will this do?" "Sure." "How did you do that?" "Just flopped it." "Look, I do it again." "If you do this one as well..." "Our Turgay here is an extremely talented lad." "Moscow circus wanted him but he refused he is too modest." "Here is a question for you:" "What is this?" "Hmm." "A man with fever?" "Nope." "Cell phone on vibrate?" "Nope." "What is this?" "C'mon we wonder." "It is an anchovy celebrating Trabzonspor's goal." "I need to go now, it is late." "Okay." "You guys have fun." "I will take you to where you are going." "I don't wanna cause any trouble." "What trouble?" "It is not like that I will carry you on my back." "I will drop you." "Okay then." "C'mon Dear." "So where is your car?" "What?" "I don't have one." "How come?" "Didn't you offer me a lift to where I'm going?" "I did, but is it only possible with a car?" "Isn't walking an option?" "Oh my God!" "You are one strange man." "Are you a joke?" "Well anyway, we might as well walk..." "Why dance kolbastý all of a sudden now?" "Why shouldn't I dance?" "Our Temel got the Yücesoy's daughter." "What is it to you?" "What do you mean what is it to me?" "It is my turn to get a rich girl now, got it?" "If Temel got the Yücesoy's daughter and Turgay is gonna get Saral's daughter, that means I'm gonna get either the Cevahir's daughter or the Karlýbaþ's." "And after me it is your turn to get a rich girl." "C'mon get up." "You said that right brother." "Zuhal Dear..." "Do you think there was any electricty between Filiz and Turgay?" "Let me check tomorrow with a voltage tester whether Filiz felt any electricity or not." "My love how could I know?" "Zuhal Dear, you got such a good sense of humor." "She laughed at all the things he said and stuff." "I don't know dear, ok." "I'll ask her tomorrow." "Let's go to bed dear." "You go to sleep my lovely, I will watch you sleep." "I am your most loyal viewer." "I don't watch any other channels." "C'mon my funny hero let's sleep." "I don't believe it." "Why didn't they buy the tickets?" "So, Temel tought Turgay was gonna buy." "Turgay tought Cemil and Cemil tought Sinan was gonna buy." "...at the end 1 hour to the game and we found out that none of us have any tickets." "It's settled than we have to watch the game in a café." "I was thinking, in Zaðnos there is this Orjin Cafe." "We can watch it there, deal?" "Deal." "Yundi!" "Cover your man, Yundi!" "Alanzinio what you doing mate?" "No need to bend that much." "Come bend a few of us while you are at it." "Melik, lad what are you doing?" "Why don't you go forward?" "Is there a road block up ahead?" "What are you afraid of?" "Where to?" "I'll take a leak." "Turgay bro, I'm gonna take a piss take care of the team for 5 minutes, will you?" "I will be right back." "Dash." "Stop!" "Brother." "Hold, where do you think you are going?" "To your momma's..." "I'm going to pay the utility bill." "Going to the loo ofc what else?" "Cash payment now pls." "1 lira here, then you can get in." "I don't have time to chase you around." "Your business depends on my ass, be gentle to it." "If I don't shit than you are in shit." "Pheww, we stopped it." "What the hell?" "What else?" "They almost scored Give that to me." "We are safe now by turning the TV off?" "Sit your ass down." "Jackass!" "See, no goals I was right." "Where is this monster?" "He must have felt the bullet." "So Filiz, I err, I mean when we scored..." "I completely, It was completely beyond my control." "I'm Sorry." "It is okay, don't worry we can rejoice and hug like this as long as Trabzonspor scores like that." "You don't say!" "Trabzon, Trabzon, Trabzon!" "What happened?" "Did we score?" "Yes, Yunni scored." "Then I'll go to the loo again." "You just came back from the loo, why go again?" "I am making a Totem Temel." "This time I'm gonna take a dump maybe we'll score 2 goals." "Uzungöl, Sumela monastery, Lake Sara, Çalköy cave if all of those were in Britain, we would be fascinated, wouldn't stop talking about them ...but here they are right under our hands, and we take them for granted." "Who?" "Us?" "I admire them." "Coming here raised my appetite." "This place is incredible." "And you were saying 'How can we go that far', what now?" "You got something coming now." "I won't care that you are newly wed or that you are Temel." "I will fetch you here every weekend." "You will see." "Just give the word, I can come here every week, I love this place anyhow." "What is it here not to love?" "Soo, what's up with you and Turgay?" "Did you talk?" "We did." "So what you think?" "Well, he is a fun guy..." "You see what he had done that evening." "I admired his poetry most." "Play, play hard, show your heart, Turgay is by your side, crazy!" "But I need someone who can swoop my feet from the ground, need someone" ". who can carry me." "I can call a cab for you?" "You are hilarious, god." "I'm not completely neutral but..." "I am not sure." "Ok we will see." "How are things with Filiz?" "Any smoke on chimney?" "We are pretty tight Temel." "She laughs at me a lot." "Last night while watching the game we hugged, it seems we missed each other soo much." "That's good." "Dear Lord, thank you for giving me the opportunity to ...kill Temel!" "Wait wait wait hold." "I'll be damned, I recognized you." "Shit!" "It is the warden of Sumela." "Temel, On the count to three." "Three!" "Don't you dare runaway, I swear I'll swallow you whole." "Dear god, I think I was too hasty to thank you earlier this man is like a hound dog, sniffing me out." "I don't know." "...what's happening, are you protecting him?" "Turgay stop, I'm dying." "Exhausted." "That man has a commendable sense of duty." "It has been several months he still didn't forget us entering Sumela for free." "Lads, why do you run?" "I won't do a thing." "How can we know?" "We had entered Sümela without a ticket, we thought you were chasing us for that." "Nah, they fired me, I am looking for work." "Know anyone looking for help?" "Why don't you say so." "Really?" "We are unemployed as well but have a strong support group of friends." "You run quite good." "Come join us." "For better or worse, one for all and all for one." "Are you serious?" "Lads this crisis has really busted our balls." "C'mon." "I am so confused." "My head is like this all the time." "Don't know what to do aren't you a friend?" "Shut up!" "You made my head ache lad are you naïve?" "Don't bother that." "...put the money in your pocket." "Put it back." "There!" "I'm not comfortable." "Let's go and ask father for ratification, I'll cut 10% deal?" "Whatever Necati Hodja says I'll see you as well." "Leave that to me, let's go now." "Let's go." "Chop chop, kiss your granddad's hand lad." "Selamýn aleyküm father." "Aleyküm es selam." "Welcome my grandchild." "Ooh Idris." "Where have you been Idris?" "You don't show up at the mosque, neither come to coffee house." "Can't find time from all the training and the matches Hodja." "Father, Idris wants to consult you something..." "With your high permission." "What is it?" "Hodja, as you know I play football on amateur league and we have an important match this weekend." "You don't have a goal keeper?" "You want me to play goal keeper?" "No Hodja, the manager of the opposing team offered me 5 grand for not scoring any goals." "What did you say to him?" "What should I do now take that money?" "If I give 1grand to the poor and sacrifice a lamb, is it licit?" "You wanker, you gonna fix the game and ask for my ratification?" "No Hodja you got it wrong." "What did I get wrong?" "Commit every sin on the book shuffle 9 kinds of shit, and then a few coins to the poor, sacrifice a lamb and it is ok?" "What do you think of this religion?" "Are you cheating god?" "Wankers!" "Get out of my sight!" "Wait." "Get out lowlife." "Pike off." "Were you planning to ask this to my father?" "You witless wanker." "They are all about money now." "I'm not some lousy advice columnist." "My Love." "My Love." "I am so happy." "On double average I am happier Zuhal." "I feel like I am in a dream." "We are not in a dream." "Look at the sunset, how glorious." "When I look at you, I see all the beauty of the world combined anyhow." "I see the sun..." "I see the moon, spring, fall." "I see all the beauty of the world in you anyhow Zuhal." "Are you cold?" "Your love keeps me warm." "Ohh!" "Lmpossible to get cold, it's like I am in a perpetuall ...amusement park." "Temel!" "Easy!" "Reverse reverse your car." "Don't hit." "Don't hit my Zuhal reverse your car." "Love I always bump into you, why don't you bump into me?" "I don't have the heart for it hon..." "I'm so happy love." "When you are happy, I grow even happier." "Aren't you a blacksea lad?" "Always missing how will you go to military service?" "Didn't even hit one balloon." "Whatever, whatever." "I'll shoot once more." "Easy lad!" "Ok, just joking, point it away." "Okay, okay one more try." "Give me here." "Here shoot." "Shoot." "C'mon." "Temel!" "Who says I cannot shoot!" "I won!" "Temel!" "Temel!" "Help!" "Temel!" "Somebody help!" "Any doctors?" "Call an ambulance!" "Temel!" "Temel!" "Are you allright?" "Mate, do you have your senses?" "Nope they are up in my arse!" "I have never seen such a troublesome man." "He is like a cartoon character, made of cardbox, invulnarable." "Not dead yet?" "Boss on the line." "Have you iced Temel?" "I have... but I can not bring his head" "Commisioner, the camera records from Rize have arrived." "Do you recognize this woman?" "Of Course, Songül, daughter of Uncle Yusuf." "Can this attack be related to the gold?" "Hell no officer, just because he didn't give me any gold at my wedding, we won't have any bad blood between us." "Not that lad, I mean can it be related to the gold you delivered to us?" "No it can't be." "What is his beef with you?" "Here is the thing, my father and Uncle Yusuf wanted to wed Songül ...with me but when I said I love someone else they give up." "Your signature is needed officer." "Okay Temel you can go, We are on the case." "Don't leave town, stay in the radar." "Doesn't Trabzonspor have a match this weekend?" "Yes." "I can't go even if I want to." "...take care." "Honey, you know Songül, Uncle Yusuf's daughter, she was the shooter." "What does she expect from you?" "You are a married man now..." "She might not know that I am married perhaps if only we had send her an invitation as well." "Be carefull anyhow love." "The officer said they will look into it don't you worry, we will take care of it." "What happened?" "Who hit you?" "Wait a sec, I feel dizzy." "Officer fixated on Songül, that hit me over the head with a stick." "But I was someone shooting in that chaos." "What are you saying?" "Who shoot at you?" "Long hair, mean face, probably Russian." "How come you didn't hear the gunshot?" "How can I hear it?" "It is not like that we fired together." "Mother f... er put a silencer on his gun." "Did he fire at you or Zuhal?" "He fired randomly..." "What if he hit my Zuhal?" "Whoever did this have commited 9 out of 9 offenses." "Lads, I will find him..." "and put him in his place." "I'll take him on mano a mano." "Soo how we gonna find him?" "Prick is probably still in Trabzon." "I'm so gonna mess his shit up." "What are we waiting for?" "Let's roll." "Let's go." "Find him!" "Selamun aleyküm." "Aleyküm selam." "Brother do you know Keski street No. 24?" "Beware!" "What you said?" "Don't, don't." "Come here you, lower that hand..." "Come here." "Ok." "Keski street, now look you go this way, here." "Got it?" "You turn... don't turn, go till there actually." "Look... from here..." "Why isn't there anyone over there..." "Trying to give directions here!" "Now brother, from here..." "You go this way got it?" "Holly shit!" "Lt's that psycho again." "Leg it, Run Run!" "La Ýlahe Ýllallah, stand still for god's sake." "He can't ...find the address he is looking for." "Hey fatso!" "Shit!" "I'm hit." "What?" "No need for drama." "Where will you go now?" "To the nearest hospital" "Language!" "Now the address you are looking for." "...is just next to the hospital Rafi." "Don't mention, you are welcome, have a nice day." "You mother..." "You vulgar prick!" "What have you done?" "I gave directions." "You shoot another man, again." "So what, let him stay lost Temel?" "Ohh the humanity..." "You are a sick puppy." "You practically shoot almost everybody in Trabzon." "So giving directions is a capital crime now, eh?" "Don't you stand there like a cow." "Let's go find the Russian." "Why did you hit him on the head girl?" "I did hit him in the head." "But ask why?" "That's what I m asking, why?" "Ask me, stick is just a symbol here." "An instrument of my righteous and innocent cause." "Had you known my reasons for doing it, you would have executed that Temel bastard." "Sorry." "And what is that cause?" "He led me on with promise of marriage and then left me." "Played with my feelings." "I haven't yet returned my feelings to factory settings." "He is not even aware that you love him." "Of course he is clueless." "They put him under a spell, with a donkey tounge." "...he is not quite himself." "That's why I'm hitting him on the head, to dispel the curse." "You didn't even hold hands, not even once with Temel." "Why you asking this?" "What good is holding hands?" "I don't have 1 second without him." "Everywhere I look, I see his face." "I look at Boztepe and there he is." "I look at Hagia Sophia and I see Temel." "When Trabzonspor takes the field, I see 11 Temels." "Everywhere is Full of Temel, officer." "Allright so you loved the guy, but it doesn't mean you can hit him on the head with a stick." "Officer sir, he didn't even gave me a chance..." "My love would have been enough for us both." "I wish I had hit him with a bigger stick." "A... hole, prick!" "We are looking for a Russian." "This is not that such kind of an establishment away with you." "You talk the talk, but can you wak the walk?" "Can you outrun a bullet?" "Not like that, we are looking for a Russian guy." "Any Russians staying here?" "We don't have any Russian quests." "Why don't you say so, we are cool, no need to get cocky." "This doesn't work, let's split and search." "You are right." "Turgay and I go this way..." "You guys go that way." "C'mon." "Look here lad, we are looking for a long haired, mean faced Russian like him." "His hair is all messed up, you see." "Check the barbershop next door, we don't have anyone like that." "Barbershop?" "Are you kidding me?" "Does this looks like a barber to you?" "Thanks." "You are welcome Sir." "Do you have a long haired, matrix coat wearing bear of a Russian staying in your Hotel?" "I am sorry Sir, can't remember anyone like that." "Maybe this will help you remember." "Tickets to Fenerbahçe Trabzon game Good seats as well..." "He just checked out of our hotel." "Crap, he is certainly going to the airport." "Wait a second, these are tickets from the last year's game." "Do I look like the kind of a guy who would give you this season's tickets?" "Move lad, run!" "Wait for me!" "A... hole ran away like a chicken." "Turgay brother, are you in?" "Of course I am in." "Someone will try to bust a cap at my brother and I aint gonna stalk him?" "Then we are going to Moscow." "We will make that Sibeiran bear called Abramoviç pay." "Alright, Just you wait." "Honey." "My Love." "I was thinking..." "Yes Love?" "Me and Turgay will go to Ýstanbul for an away game." "Istanbul?" "What?" "Yes Istanbul." "We don't wanna leave the team alone." "It feels like they will loose the game without us." "Aww don't sour your beautiful face, you know my cells regenerate at Trabzon games." "Okay, fine, but be carefull please, will you?" "Don't you worry, we will be back asap." "I can only be away from you... for 90 +5 minutes." "Dear Filiz, a reminder from Red Square in Moscow from me." "Hopefully we will one day come here hand in hand." "Turgay lad, it seems Capitalism had f... ked them sideways." "What is capitalism?" "Hmm how to put it..." "Capitalism is the system that sells you water for 50 cents and then charges you 1 dollar to pee it." "Ooh." "Turgay brother, we don't speak English or Russian." "Who are we gonna ...ask this Abramoviç bastard to?" "The mayor?" "What is so difficult about English?" "I know it." "Sod off, how come?" "You don't believe me?" "I finished high school in 6 years, that counts as higher education." "Finished my master and hustle in Rize." "Beat it!" "Temel English is easy." "Add -ing to the end of every sentence and you crook your mouth like this, voila, English." "Watch me in action with that Russian." "Are you knowing this man?" "Of course knowing, why not knowing." "Kudos to you brother." "You can talk English however sloppy may that be." "Told you so Temel." "I speak English as clear as Prince Charles." "You wish, you won't be talking shit if I wasn't from Trabzon as well." "Oh really?" "You are from Trabzon?" "If you are from Trabzon, why the hell you speak to me in English all the time?" "Your English is sinking, and you are full of shit." "What's up lads, what you looking for here?" "Give me that!" "We are looking for that camel uncle." "...recognize him?" "Look, you look like solid lads, don't mess with those bastards Just go home." "What?" "We will not return until we shit on his head." "Are you insane?" "Lads, these men are the titanic whereas you are just small Blacksea dinghy What can you do?" "Don't underestimate the Blacksea Dinghy." "Dinghy full of ammo will arrive at Trabzon" "When it meets the enemy." "Down will go the dinghy." "Havent you heard this song?" "The Battle of Independence..." "Were won by those dinghies, don't forget." "Now that you said it, it makes sense." "Look how I ask now." "Brother, do you know this guy?" "No" "No bang for my buck..." "What was that?" "Temel, that guy is tourist." "Tourist my ass, he said "Niet"." ""Niet" means no in Russian." "Screw that brother." "He is up to no good, let's go." "Hello, this is a Matruska." "Matruska." "I am Temel." "This is a Matruska doll, look, you can open them." "Holly crap!" "The baby gave birth!" "Matruþka dear, how much for these?" "That was the limit of my English. 10$." "Is this enough?" "Yes" "Thanks." "I beg your pardon?" "What you say?" "Temel!" "I found him." "Found who?" "Abramoviç." "Well we catched him pretty quick." "All the wankers in the hood came!" "Temel you know we don't have to beat them." "We are the away team, I will settle for a draw, let's dash." "You can run if you like, I will take this mofo..." "Holy shit, it is like a gun fair!" "Temel, on 3, 3!" "Go and find them quickly." "Brother, meet me at the other end of park." "So that's it, I'll kick the bucket here, my love unfullfilled... and missing Trabzon becoming the European Champ." "Anastasia?" "Ohh, Temel?" "Where is he?" "Temel!" "Bismillahhirrahmannirrahhim." "Anastasia!" "What are you doing here?" "This is my home town." "What you do here?" "I'm here to avenge my Zuhal." "Zuhal?" "My beloved." "Ohh, she is gorgeous." "Indeed." "Here we are eating sütlaç at Hamsiköy." "...and here eating meatballs at Akçaabat, Nihat's place." "...finally here drinking tea at Boztepe." "You seem happy with her." "I truly am." "And this is my best buddy, Turgay." "My brother." "Where is he?" "Right, where is he?" "Shit, shit, let me go." "Stop it!" "Like a fu... ing bat a... wipe." "My head is swelling." "Where is Temel?" "Get me down." "Untie him." "Finally he understands, that he can not tangle with me." "Abramoviç is big trouble." "Don't you mess with him." "Come one come all, I'll put him back to where he came from." "Where he came from?" "That is a long story, I II tell it later." "Speak Türko, where is Temel?" "Come closer and I will show..." "Right here, say hello to my little friend." "Do you know what this is?" "This is my beloved Zuhal's hairpin." "That bastard Abramoviç nearly shot my Zuhal..." "I came to avenge her." "Temel... you are a nice guy." "If you truly love Zuhal, get back to Trabzon." "No retreat, no surrender, with god's grace and a bite of this, I will send that bear back to his cave." "What is that?" "Anchovy." "1 of this and I'm fully recharged." "Like popeye?" "Pretty much like him" "Except he is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat anchovy." "Damn me, wasn't that Temel?" "Temel?" "I must have mistaken him." "Hello, Auntie Þehriye." "This is Yunus, from Of." "Is your Temel at Moscow?" "Nope, in Istanbul." "What would he do in Moscow?" "Zuhal?" "Yes mother?" "My Temel is in Istanbul, right?" "Yes Istanbul." "Yunus, what's up?" "Why are you asking for my Temel?" "I just saw him with a Russian woman." "What?" "Tone down the vodka a notch Yunus." "Hello?" "Auntie, hello?" "What is it mother?" "That man has lost it." "He saw Temel in Moscow with a Russian Woman." "Boozehound." "Oh my sides..." "What else..." "Yes Filiz dear." "Hey Zuhal," "Our boys said that they were going to Istanbul, right?" "Yes." "But Turgay send me a movie from Moscow." "What movie?" "Dear Filiz, a reminder from me, Red Square, Moscow." "Hopefully we will come here one day, hand in hand." "I don't believe it, how can this be?" "Sweetheart, Temel has obviously lied to you." "Temel!" "You want me?" "I'll shoot him!" "Looking for me?" "He is dangerous" "He might have a bomb on him" "Anyone for one on one?" "Here I come Temel." "Temel when you come in storming like that, I thought you were gonna kick their asses." "I was gonna, but then this cunt hit me on the head." "Are you packing heat?" "Nope." "You wanker, why the hell would you storm in like a sitting duck without a gun?" "What else was I gonna do?" "Leave my brother to them?" "Here he comes." "Speak Turko, where is the gold?" "You heard them too?" "Look Turgay, he knows the gold as well." "Heads up if you are looking for venture capital, I turned them over to the cops." "Bismillah" "Where is the gold?" "Are you dense?" "Turgay Why doesn't he understand?" "I said I gave them to the police." "Are you lisening with your arse?" "So the gold is more valuable then your life Turko." "Say the shortest prayer you know." "Was it Kel Kevser?" "Ýnna ateyna." "Temel is mine to shoot and kill!" "Thank god you arrived my Zuhal, we were just about to exterminate each other." "You shameless lowlife." "You took a bullet for me." "Said you love me." "What gives?" "I still do, to death." "Shut up!" "No more stories." "You will pay for your adultery with Natashas." "What Nataþha, God forbid what would I do with one?" "Don't you know how much I love you?" "I don't, I am not sure of your love anymore." "My Zuhal, I love you like my Trabzonspor." "Other women are a punishment to me let alone cheating you." "You lied to me!" "You tricked me." "You said Istanbul but came to Moscow." "Zuhal, untie me so I can explain." "Zuhal!" "Zuhal!" "Temel!" "Temel!" "Þehriye!" "Speak." "You know what?" "What?" "I say..." "Say it already." "Heat the water for the night..." "Come back quick." "6 months since we last heated the water." "March has passed, no horny cats to inspire him." "What made him remember?" "It was about time." "Everywhere is Trabzon to us." "Everywhere is Trabzon to us." "Sing it right, I'll put this up on facebook, you will be disgraced." "C'mon lively... up..." "for us." "Everywhere is Trabzon..." "What you looking at?" "Nowhere Hodja." "Are you peeking at that woman?" "Woman?" "Are you an x-ray specialist sitting here, peeping women?" "And you are supposed to be a honest tradesman!" "Hodja, f... k me if I can see the building let alone the women, here take a look." "Man speaks the truth, can't see shit from here." "Selamýn aleyküm." "Ahh, Ali Kemal." "Salutations esteemed father, let me kiss your hand." "God bless you, prosper my son." "Þota kiss your granddad's hand." "Will you give money?" "Show some respect and extort money ey?" "Here you go." "You asked for me father." "Ali Kemal, they sent a word from Religious Affairs, I need for a few hours." "Of course father, here keep it all day." "Bless you." "Any news from the rascal?" "You ask of Temel?" "Yes." "Father, you didn't here it from me." "Temel went to Moscow to chase tail the Natashas." "You don't say?" "Sadly." "Here is the real bomb though." "When Zuhal found out that he is gone, she got worked up and followed Temel to Moscow." "Wanker, God what have I done to you to punish me with him." "Pervert, maniac." "Pervert, maniac." "Dad, car might require topping the tank a bit." "Curse you for a son, Moscow!" "None left in Turkey, our sire goes to Moscow." "Married him to the most beautiful girl in all Trabzon still not enough for him." "I am going to my mom." "What about me?" "You should have thought about it before lying to me and going to Moscow." "Honey, my one and only championship..." "Please don't leave me, I will die if you do..." "I didn't cheat on you didn't tell about Moscow just so you wont be upset." "I don't believe in you anymore." "My mouth cannot even form... the words I didn't cheat you..." "Would a man cheat his reason to live?" "Lets go." "Please don't." "Stop chasing the car." "Zuhal, don't go." "Let's go please." "Zuhal I love you..." "Don't shout from over there!" "Halt citizen, where to?" "Getting across." "Don't you see the red light for pedestrians?" "I cross all the time, what gives?" "Pay up a 72 Lira fine for jaywalking, we will see if you cross after that, wait here." "Why did he stop you?" "Jaywalking on redlight, he fined me, don't have any money on me..." "Why you wait?" "Got a license plate attached to your ass?" "Run!" "You are right." "Hoo, citizen stop!" "Wait wait, the lad has no money, take it from those who have." "Hello there." "Hello Hodja." "Soo what is it?" "I will not beat around the bush." "Necati Hodja, you know we like you and your sermons." "Thanks." "You have a sharp tounge but since congregation and the locals like you..." "We usually turned a blind eye to your antics." "But you are constantly talking about Trabzonspor at the mosque!" "Who?" "Me?" "Give it a break Hodja." "You always tie all the issues to Trabzonspor." "You made the congregation buy combine tickets and licenced merchandise." "Soo should they buy unlicensed merchandise?" "The other day, out of the blue, you told them that we are buying Juninho." "I don't say those things out of the blue." "I observe the congregation and if they are asleep, I say such things to wake them up." "Whatever Hodja." "Here, a notice from Religious Affairs, read it." "Allah Allah, we don't say those things out of the blue, ...they all have a reason a meaning." "Do not mention Trabzonspor during your sermons!" "What else is there?" "Put a padlock to my mouth while you are at it." "Why in god's name are they pulling me over now." "Allah Allah... what is it?" "Good day, License and registiration please." "I am a Hodja, I got to make it to Mosque in time." "I got that Hodja but license and registriation." "Why?" "You were speeding and caught in radar." "What if so?" "Didn't shit on your radar or anything, if we got caught we can get out." "Allah allah..." "Welcome Hodja." "Well received." "Hodja as you see, dinner is ready." "I won't eat, not hungry." "Not even stop for a bite eyy?" "You nasty." "Allah Allah." "Women what have you done?" "This amount of pills will make an army of elephants climb the walls." "You gonna make me take them all and make me drill holes on the ceeling?" "Why do we need these?" "I heated the water for nothing." "Þehriye holly!" "God." "God forgive me..." "What happened Hodja?" "What the hell Is happening to me?" "What is going on Þehriye?" "What's the matter with you?" "I saw you in another guise." "Look that blue pill did not work." "Use the maroon pill with it." "Blue maroon maybe?" "Got it?" "What?" "I figured how to deliver sermon tomorrow without using Trabzonspor!" "My dear Þehriye!" "Esteemed congregation..." "As you all know our fair Trabzon in which we all live is a city of culture and history of 4000 years old." "I don't need to tell you that." "This city of conquerors and lawmakers needs new projects." "Ohh you mean the stadium?" "No, I mean a railroad." "It is imperative to connect this centre, which silkroad had passed, ...to China by railroad." "Good connection there, I would never have thought of it." "Esteemed congregation, you must support this great project whole heartedly as you would support a football team." "That was a moving speech Hodja." "Bravo kudos to you." "Dear believers, now I will talk about sports teams of our region in a minute." "You mean Akçabat Sebat sport Hodja?" "Being a team of our region." "It is not the one I will mention." "Of Spor?" "Rize, Cayeli Hodja?" "Avþin Spor?" "Beþikdüzü Spor?" "There is one with blue and maroon colors..." "ahh you mean Trabzonspor, that was easy." "Trabzonspor has a unique place in our hearts" "You see?" "I didn't say it, they do." "Hodja speaks true." "And than there is something that rises from east and sets from the west." "Güneþ!" "Yes, we have a trainer whose surname is Güneþ!" "You mean Þenol Güneþ?" "I don't say it, they do." "Hoca speaks the truth." "Necati Hodja, you tied everything to Trabzonspor again somehow." "I didn't say it directly, it pops up in conversation." "You did your best for it to pop up." "Hodja please, be advised, don't use cuss words and curses they are frowned upon." "Who kicked his ball?" "Whomever it is you are a son of..." "Easy?" "It does not become you as an esteemed member of Diyanet, Theya re just children." "Sorry Hodja, when it hit suddenly, I lost my temper for a moment." "See, this happens to us as well, although we are Hodja we are still human, we can still get mad." "...and slip such words from time to time." "Got it hodja got it, it makes sense when you put it that way." "Aha that is exactly what you gonna write in your report, deal?" "Say that you are going to Istanbul for a match." "And then go hunt that man Abramoviç in Moscow." "...Eventually, Temel lied to me." "Wait a second, man's name is Abramoviç?" "What kind of a name is that?" "So why didn't he tell you?" "He is a scumbag, mafia, I would have been afraid." "And would not let him go." "Do you think it is true?" "Don't say anything Filiz." "I used to trust Temel more than myself." "I was so sure about his honesty and love." "For him it is a harmless white lie." "But the seed of doubt is planted once." "You haven't eaten in days, thinking like that." "Such things happen between a man and his wife allt he time." "You wouldn't lie again and that will be the end of it." "I went to Moscow for her." "If only you haven't give the gold to police." "Now that she kicked you for cheating him, what you gonna do?" "What you gonna do?" "What you gonna do?" "Hit it lad!" "The lads are right." "Leave your perfect wife at home and go to Moscow to chase tail." "Mad Idris saw you there with the women..." "Why would he lie?" "Wanker." "Don't say that to my boy." "Curse your boy, here take him." "You will see a lot of him from now on, here take your lad!" "Zuhal." "Yes mother." "My daugther..." "You know you are to me what my Temel is." "Don't do this." "Give him another chance, you are his oxygen." "He can't breathe without you, my lad." "I can't stand to see them like this Filiz." "My heart aches for Zuhal as well." "What we gonna do?" "Sit and watch?" "Let's do something, get them back together." "Okay." "I say we throw a dinner party, something with music and fun." "I raise my glass for my beloved brother Temel and his Wife Mrs. Zuhal." "Cheers." "To friendship." "May ourworst day be like this." "I too raise my glass for my buddy Temel and Zuhal and to you all!" "We said that." "I said once more?" "So what?" "Thank you." "By the way I congragulate you Filiz, a nice choice you made, that fish is excellent in this season." "It looks delicious." "It is a ring!" "Aww I can't believe it!" "Curious, what is it doing there?" "...well since it is here already, let me propose then." "Will you shine upon my life like a sun and become my Þenol Güneþ?" "What is he saying, Turgay what do you mean?" "Translating from Turgayish to our language, he is proposing..." "Soo what say you?" "I say "yes"." "Let me clean that up." "Bravo!" "Would you like a ringed fish as well?" "Thanks, I already have one." "Have you forgiven me?" "I don't even tolerate a pink lie from now on, just so you know." "I will ask for permission before going to the loo from now on my Zuhal." "Temel bro what an adventure, you go to Moscow..." "And there was this girl we set you up with before you get married for practice." "Shussh!" "Hands off!" "What was his name?" "Anastasia?" "You ran into her there, coincidence." "Although Anastasia was a solid chick, like a horse, mount her for a ride, that strong." "Did you like what you have done?" "What?" "Have I told her name wrong?" "Was it Anadtasya?" "Anadasya nah, Anastasia I remember." "You have too many lies, how am I supposed to deal with this?" "She won't answer." "My beloved, please open so I can explain." "Totally gone." "My Zuhal won't forgive me." "How will I earn her heart back?" "Temel bro, don't you worry about that." "How did you win her heart in the first place?" "You jumped in front of a bullet for her." "I did." "That is easy, I'll go bust a few caps to her then you take those bullets for her, ta daa." "Don't make me kick your ass again." "C'mon." "Chair on the porch, chair on the porch, come sit beloved, come sit beloved." "Come sit beloved, come sit beloved." "Not that one not that one, that reminds me of Zuhal..." "I can se it in your eyes, I can see it in your eyes." "Not that one either, it reminds me of her too..." "La ilahe illallah, don't say that, don't say this, even Rtük doesn't censure this much." "What can I say brothers, everything reminds me of her." "How can I expunge her from songs?" "Temel bro, I remember a song now," "Let me check if you have a memory of this." ""Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonderwhat you are... "" "Hear me Trabzon!" "I will win her heart again." "He started talking to the City again." "Where to?" "Esteemed Congregation..." "We are gathered here tonight for the engagement ceremony of this young couple." "I hope they don't drag it out too long and close the deal as soon as possible." "I am cutting the ribbon now." "There we go, may God bless you." "Hello there Beatiful." "Shut up, don't make me spank you with this." "You, you must be from Istanbul I guess." "I haven't seen such a beatifull girl here in Trabzon." "Come, come here, sit." "I am from Of actually." "Ohh Of, Of?" "I love that rebel strain of Of." "Where are you from?" "Me?" "Rize." "I played the best Kolbastý of my life and she didn't even look she must still be pissed." "1, 2... 3, 4... 5, 6... 7, 8... 9, 10!" "The sounds girls made while dancing." "Makes me feel like I am watching a penalized game..." "The ball goes out, they shout soo loud." "Worst sound I ever heard apart from Vuvuzela, Look at it." "I can't stand to be apart with her, I will go and talk to her." "Watch it lad?" "Are you a bison?" "Wanker." "My Zuhal!" "What Sinan told was right but I swear I didn't touch her." "That Anastasia chick." "Leave me alone or I will be harsh on you!" "It is all their fault." "I don't want to see you anymore." "Zuhal, forgive me, I can't breathe without you." "I am packing my stuff and leaving the house tonight." "Let us not wear each other down by talking more." "Temel, where you going?" "Leave me!" "Come here, where to, the night has just started." "Leave me alone!" "I am a walking dead now." "Filiz dear, Congragulations." "Aww c'mon where to, we would have fun all by ourselves after the crowd is gone." "I feel a bit under, my stomach churns." "Turgay, congragulations, god bless you two, don't make her sad ok?" "Dancing with you now, ahh it is priceless." "Ohh!" "You smell oh so good," "What?" "What's up lad?" "Fatherwhat are you doing?" "Uploading prepaid minutes to the lady." "Your mom does not need to know about this lady, deal?" "Hit it!" "Take a hike!" "If we are gathered today here in this happy day my best friend, brother Temel... has the lion's share in credit." "I now summon him to your presence, my brother Temel." "Temel, where is Temel?" "Turgay Temel is gone." "Gone where?" "To pee?" "He said something like 'I am a walking dead now' and stuff." "In my happiest hour?" "I'll fart on his fine moustache." "Mic is on, keep it down." "I am pregnant." "What good is life if I can not see my son Kazým." "...and my daughter Asiye born from my Zuhal?" "So long my Zuhal." "Temel!" "I was half a man." "With you I am whole Zuhal" "I was half a man, with you I am whole Zuhal" "Apple of my eye." "My beautiful Zuhal." "Apple of my eye, my beautiful Zuhal." "Gonna name our son Kazým." "Our boys name is to be Kazým." "My blue eyed girl, name her Asiye." "You were not real, but a dream." "Not real, but a dream Zuhal." "One look killed me." "I died happy Zuhal" "One look killed me" "I died happy Zuhal." "Temel!" "Temel!" "Stop, don't kill yourself!" "Kill myself?" "We have cup final next week." "I won't leave the stadium undermanned." "And besides, what would I do on the other side without you?" "I won't go anywhere without you my Love." "I was scared sensless that you were gonna commit suicide." "I can't do anything without you." "Temel, I am pregnant..." "I am pregnant." "WHAT?" "Allah!" "Allah." "Zuhal." "Zuhal!" "Are you ok?" "Are you allright?" "Come here." "SubRip:djsesko"